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Those are my predictions, bro. Those are my predictions. Dead ass. Those are mine. Fast. Think of it. It's your one kitten.
Big news, JXC. What is this?
FIFA has cleared the United States star.
Following Balagin to play in the USA round of 16.
OHHHHH!
What?
Wait, when did this get announced?
Two hours ago?
What the fuck?
He's playing!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's actually huge fucking news.
bro what I look you that we were cooked for Belgium dude low-key but chat how
they overturn a red car I don't know this okay this is Susie Baca like bro
chat this is Susie Baca among us shit man we're not even YouTube bro YouTube
plans for today if you're just clicking into the stream we're gonna do a little
bit of gaming a little bit of reacting to some clips a little bit of gaming
might do some FIFA might do some I don't even know I might just I don't know what games that apply to a little bit of gaming and then we are going to watch
England versus Mexico at eight and at four we're going to watch Brazil versus Norway now chat
Breaking. FIFA has cleared the way for United States star
following Balagan to play in the USA round of 16 match versus Belgium on
Monday confirmed by Fox Sports. This is law. This is confirmed
Fox Sports doesn't bullshit
So now check
How is this possible? How is this possible?
because
The red card was a dog shit call everybody knows that the red card was a terrible fucking call
But how did it get overturned?
chat how how corruption sus corruption chat low-key y'all I don't know I don't
know y'all are not really wrong bro how did he like okay here's the thing I've
never in my life heard of a red card getting overturned in the middle of a
World Cup because bro red card means you miss the next game no matter what no
matter who you are. I've never heard of this, bro. This is crazy. Obviously, I'm
not complaining. I placed for USA, but it was a bullshit card to be. That's never
a red. That's never a red card. So it was a bullshit card, but yeah, I can't
believe we got a return. That's people are never going to be mad about that if
we play Belgium in his course like two goals. Little bit of a saucy Baca. Yes,
chat. I'm not going to let you a little bit of a saucy Baca moment there. Real
Let's think of it. It's your one fool. Me chicken with rice with the tier one says hooray
Well, the red is still there I didn't get overturned. He's just serving it after the World Cup
Wait, what?
You can do that boys that not suck suck suck or you can you can do that I
I
Did not even know you could do that. Please go take a shit with the five gifted w. Please go take a shit
What the fuck is that on your face good morning to you, too
This is a zit chat. Yeah, I'm a human bro. I have a zit
Dude also chat happy 4th of July yesterday of y'all celebrated bro I
I was reminded that I'm an uncle now man got into a discord call with ten streamers and I was the oldest one, bro
Yeah, I'm literally gonna be
25 in three months, bro
Like dude. Oh my god. I'm gonna be 25 in three months. Like am I just is it over for me?
Is it just over?
Much think of it by a parking to get about wrap it up. Oh
Wunk dang you old geezer
What is the Fortnite tournament?
Bro, the Fortnite tournament was supposed to be today,
but we had to move it back because Epic is out of town for like two weeks.
We'll probably do it after the World Cup because everybody's going to be traveling and stuff.
So probably going to do it after.
Chat bro, plans bro for the travels, man.
The July 11th is when we're going to the World Cup quarterfinals,
which it's going to be cinema.
That same night I'm gonna do a desktop stream after the most likely England Brazil game, but it could be Mexico
Mexico Brazil who knows
But after that 5 p.m. Game, I'm gonna watch Messi's game on desktop
Like I'm gonna do an Airbnb stream in Miami just literally just to watch Messi's game
I'm not gonna miss a single game for the rest of the world cup, bro
I'm watching this shit like a fucking hawk. I'm locked in I haven't been this invested in the world cup in a minute
Bro since last World Cup so yeah, bro
Like I'm pretty fucking fired up dude. I'm ready to go USA actually looks good
Balos playing like let's do this shit. Oh
Jack here's the thing if USA beats Belgium
Could USA beats Spain or Portugal what do you guys think?
No. No chance. No. No chance. Cinema. No chance. Yes. I'm seeing yeses. Yes. No. I have a wall
with your face. What? Why would you have that? Yo, low key though, chat. I was watching Spain
against who wasn't who did they play him knockout I was at a I was at like a
restaurant I was watching it on my phone who did they play a knockout it was
like Austria it was Austria I believe I was watching Spain vs. Austria they
weren't really like cooking bro Lameen has not been cooking in the World Cup the
way I thought he would but I mean we'll see bro it means the type of guy where
He'll probably just shine when the games actually like matter
Somebody say matter but uh, yeah, I don't know. I'm a little I'm a little concerned
I feel like lamine has not been like laying dick down like I thought he would be mirage. They could be the prime soda. They could be prime
Like i'm gonna be honest, bro
Uh, I thought lamine was gonna lay some dick down alexander. They could be your one
Are you taking norway today bro? I don't know. I don't know
Dude, because if you take a Norway,
let's look at this, bro.
If you take a Norway, your odds are obviously gonna be favored.
You're gonna get paid more.
Brazil's favorite to win.
The problem in this match is Norway has no backline
and Brazil has Vinicius Jr.
And Raphinha, who are basically just gonna cut
through the backline like a fucking butter knife.
But you never know, bro.
I mean, Norway has Holland, Holland.
So who knows what's gonna happen, bro?
That ass, who the fuck knows?
Maybe Norway could win, y'all.
Maybe Norway could win.
I really don't know, I don't know.
But hey, man, oh, chat also.
Bro, I seen on Twitter, it was like Mexico fans.
Bro, Mexico's fans are literally so locked.
They were like, chat, look at this.
I saw this on Twitter this morning.
Look at this.
Dude, this is next level passion.
This is outside of the English national teams hotel
at like one in the morning.
["The World's Greatest Song of the Year"]
Dude.
I'm just going to say it bro, Mexico number one most passionate fan base.
This is the second time they did this shit.
They did this against Ecuador as well.
Bro, number one most passionate fan base bro.
Yeah, what is the big rivalry in Mexico?
It's like Chivas and America or something.
What's the club called?
What is the club called?
Club America.
Club America.
Yes.
Frado with the five gift to W.
Frado in the chat.
W Brando in the chat.
When will the 100 streamer Fortnite tournament be?
I don't know yet.
Chat.
Also, I have another update about that Fortnite tournament.
playing with Pollo, we cannot pros in that tournament, bro.
Chat, if we do a Fortnite tournament, there can't be a pro.
Because if there's pros, bro, they're just going to kill the whole lobby.
Y'all were right, bro.
Y'all were right.
When I initially asked y'all, y'all said they're not at pros, bro.
Fortnite is a game where, like, if you're better than someone, they can almost never
kill you, bro.
So, Chat, what I think we're going to do for the Fortnite tournament is going to be no
pros and just a hundred content creators. We're probably going to do it in like a month,
probably after the World Cup because everybody's traveling and everybody's busy, including
me, bro. I'm going to be traveling, so it's going to be hard to do it. But yes, bro. Excited,
super duper excited, man. Pros should coach. Not a bad shout. Not a bad shout. It's clicks
Considered a bro. Yeah clicks would fucking shit on people
back back to the bottom
Bro, it sucks too because a lot of the content creators are pros
So it's like hot like a lot of the 49 content greatest, but I don't know I'm a cook on it
I'll think about it a bro clicks is not a pro. What the fuck are you talking about? Yes. He is
Yes clicks is clicks is a bro
Yeah, Lacey and Ron is tricky because Lacey and Ron are in the middle where they're like
Lacey and Ron are like
Not good enough to be a pro, but they're not bad enough to be a creator
They're just like in the middle so I guess you could make it to where like Lacey and Ron can play but they have to use like controllers or something
Get team captains. Yeah, we could probably do like a draft but that might take a while, but I'm not at all maybe
Maybe.
Clicks can't win FNZFs, bro.
Ron won FNZFs, Clicks 0.
Yeah, but that's not, bro.
Clicks is obviously currently better than Ron, mother fucker.
Clicks is obviously better than Ron.
I think so, you're still trying to reach 1,000 though in chess,
bro, I've been slacking.
Bro, I've been slacking on chess, bro.
I feel like I just got I hit a wall that five already low. I don't know
And then I tilt it and then I tilt it bro, then I fucking tilt it, but yeah without really reduced and in clips
Let's get it boys
Send in clips we're on the Xbox we're on the Xbox man
Yeah, I feel like I'm never on Xbox anymore because I play siege on PC
Rocket League on PC. I mean the only game I play on Xbox is literally FIFA
Like that ass, bro
Yeah, because apparently people's like dog shit on PC, which of course it is.
Leave it to EA sports to have a $20 trillion and then the game doesn't function on PC.
It's like, all right, what is the fun to even go into, bro?
Yeah, what would you say is the greatest gaming company of all time?
It might be a toss up between Supercell and EA sports, bro.
It might be a toss up dude
Riot now, I don't think route dude. I don't think riot is as 3ds EA bro EA's
Bro EA is literally running a fucking
EA is running a fucking
scam
Bro, I didn't even realize this till the other day
Why do we buy a new FIFA every year?
Why do we buy a new Madden every year?
Why do we buy a new 2K every year?
I know 2K is not EA, but same concept.
Why do we buy a new game every year?
Actually think about it for a second.
They can update the lineups, they can update the packs,
they can update Ultimate Team.
Why do we buy a new disc every year?
year. We are literally gaslit. We're literally gaslit by EA to thinking we have to buy the
new game to play. It's literally they're just milking it like a cow, bro. They're milking
you like a fucking cow. Pause on this hand motion. But besides the point, bro, I didn't
realize this till the other day because it's like, bro, you literally buy a new FIFA every
year and I'm thinking to myself like wait why the fuck why am I even doing this I guess
the only thing that makes sense somebody said graphics body what are you a EA agent buddy
the graphics I have not noticed a graphic difference in probably six years maybe you
could say in like 2014 the graphics look better compared to now than just 2014 sure the last
five years I have not noticed a graphic difference in FIFA but I still buy FIFA every year and
and I still rip packs every year.
Bro, they're milking me like a fucking cow.
Dude, I spent more money on FIFA
than I think any game, besides maybe Clash.
Like, dude, this year I've probably spent
like literally $2,000 on FIFA packs.
Last year I probably spent $3,000 on FIFA packs.
CS?
Oh yeah.
Well, okay, Valve?
Okay, CS, so that's not about chow.
Chat, Valve is like,
Valve literally implemented gambling into their game.
It's not even gambling actually,
you kind of just throw money off a cliff.
All right boys, first come in today.
Yeah, chat, not about chow on Valve either.
Ladies and gentlemen, you know,
one thing you could say about Siege is
they're not greedy, bro.
You can literally get,
You can get championed using Ash and Yeager, without spending a dime, not buying any cosmetics.
You don't have to buy it in game every year.
That's one thing I respect about Siege, bro.
They might not have the greatest anti-cheat.
They might not have the greatest updates, but I'll tell you what, they're not greedy, bro.
You know what, Siege, maybe y'all should get greedy.
No, I'm not even kidding.
Miss that greedy.
See, maybe y'all should get greedy so we can get some better fucking updates!
So you guys can throw some money at the game!
Fuck!
All these gaming companies are greedy, but shit, they got money!
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, first clip out of day, coming in from Evo Mikey.
Okay, Mikey, stop. You have a friggin' donut on your gun, bro.
Like, yo, Rainbow Six Seed is a competitive battlefield, man.
Why are you walking into war with a donut on your gun?
Sorry, Daddy, I wasn't familiar with your game.
It will.
It will.
Okay, really good name from the kid.
Let's see what he does now.
I think this is another one on that door.
On the door. Yes, you saw him on the door.
Okay, just plant it right here. Just plant it right here. Plant. Okay. I'm going to be honest. As soon as I saw the donut charm, I thought you were a silver player. I'm not going to lie. Good day.
See, bro, this is proof that cosmetics—oh, that's the entire clip, okay.
You lost a little bit of aura there.
Can I explain why?
Chat, if you're clipping a two-piece chicken tendy with no side of fries, side of fries
would be the assist.
If you're clipping a two-piece chicken tendy, you're not calm.
Got a message coming from Julius, worst streamer of all time, three-day stream streak.
Julie, appreciate the kind words, bro.
553v3 scenario, I believe y'all are...
Ah, mobs up, just ban this guy from the stream.
Ban if you ever sat in your cli- HOW ARE YOU THAT PACK?!
And why'd you blow it?!
Why'd you blow it, bro?!
You had like 9 seconds to realize that was a bad C4.
Why did you still detonate it?
What are you, a delinquent?
Elbully.
No, no, no, no, no, listen, bro.
When you send in a clip, you are literally making yourself open for scrutinization.
So I don't want to hear Elbully.
Godfrey misses you with the five gifted.
I didn't forget about the out-and-ring DLC, bro.
I'm saving all marathons to let you to broke up.
All right, just stop.
If your gun has that much recoil, you should not be using it.
The SMG-12 is not meant for the light of heart.
This is trash.
What?
What?
They, they seem to kill.
What's the rank?
Wait, hold on, I saw the rank for a second.
See chat, Copper 2.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what Copper 2 recoil control looks like.
That right there is what Copper 2 recoil...
This is what I'm talking about.
Buddy, your gun is kicking to the ceiling fan, man.
Ha-lit, ha-lit!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buddy!
Next up in the day.
Why is your gamer tag a ditty roller?
Okay, guys, I wish I never took this selfie, bro.
This selfie has lived with me for probably, I don't know, 18 years now.
I wish I never took this selfie.
By the way, Chad, before you roast the fit,
Neon was like hard back in the day.
Y'all don't know, bro.
In your, when you're in fifth grade, fourth grade,
Neon is like Rizz, like when you're wearing Neon.
Get ready to engage.
Okay, this guy's showing his settings.
Like, dude, you're not stopping big, bro.
Nobody wants your settings.
You're not stopping, bro.
Shoot this teammate for no reason.
Oh!
Monty shot him and he got reverse friendly fire!
Bro, for a second I thought you had like a glitched stim pistol.
Dude, a Masi shot him and got a reverse friendly fire.
Okay, he's gonna drone in here.
Okay, an Ash player droning.
Okay, I'm not dreaming.
This is real life, bro.
I haven't seen an Ash player pull out a drone in four months.
I have not seen this in four months.
This is like lost media at this point
Wait this guy's calm on everybody's looking at nothing he looks calm for a second because of his crosshair placements
Oh, no wait, I'm lost there is somebody there. I thought he's looking at nothing
Okay, let's pull out your R4C
Okay, but he never mind this guy is good.
Easiest crosshair.
Oh my god!
Can you tell me how good his crosshair placement is though?
This is all this game is, bro.
It's just knowing where to aim.
Look at this crosshair placement, it's like perfect.
Dude, look at this, you're just instant headshotting.
Yup.
Okay, this guy's crosshair placement is perfect.
Four headshots?
Are you serious?
Four headshots.
one friendly operator remaining.
He hears them above.
Okay.
I'm physically aroused.
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I wanna be clear when I say this, bro.
I have a physical erection right now.
That was literally perfect, perfect crosshair placement.
Five headshots, you realize how rare that is?
Five kills, five headshots, wow.
Perfect crosshair placement.
Bro, that's clipping today.
If anybody beats that, I'll pull out my testicles.
By the way, chat, little bit of a life update,
I finally shaved my balls.
I have not shaved my balls in, I believe, four months, y'all.
I'm, whoa, I'm not lying.
I have not shaved my balls in four months.
Chat, I finally shaved my balls, but proof,
proof, question mark.
proof. Yo, uh, okay. How do you want, no, no, how do you want me to show proof of me
shaving my nuts? How do you want me to do that, bro? Just pull out my leader, immediately
get banned on Twitch, never stream again, and then ruin the two-year streak. Like, I'm
not gonna pull out my dog! Okay, mediocre aim, mediocre aim at best, y'all.
Rapperducky charm. Oh my god. If you know you know. That's all I'm gonna say, bro. If you know you know.
See, every time I watch clips, I want to get on stage every time. And then I get on stage,
no one's throwing, no one's calling out. And there's one random 16 year old screaming slurps.
it says. Like bro, every time I watch Clips I wanna get on the game and then I get on
it and it's a nightmare.
Okay, 2v3 scenario. Thermite's dead. Really good awareness. He has EMPs. I believe the
EMPs are going to disable Castle Shield for 15 seconds if you use them. That's map knowledge.
Chats, he pre-aimed the hop-up. Let's rewind this. He saw Bandit peeking.
Watch this, ready? This is like a good learning moment.
He saw Bandit right here, okay? And he processes that. He knows that there's a hop-up here,
so then he listens. As soon as you hear, no, no, you know he hopped up. Beautiful.
And guys, that's why map knowledge is so important. That's why new players really can't hit high ranks in this game because you need map knowledge
Good name good name. Yo early season plat. I think that guy was probably
Dude, if you're platinum right now in ranked 3.0
You were probably emerald or diamond last season if you want to be honest
If you're platinum right now and right 3.0, you were probably emerald or diamond last season, but that tips from nine days ago. So that means it was platinum nine days ago.
Next, coming in from.
So, you took my brother's high school graduation and completely ruined it. Wow.
Great man, you ruined a family experience
You took my brother's high school graduation and dragged your nuts across it
Great, bro. You ruined a great day. I
I'm not 500 pounds and I've never worn a durag
Like what is that man?
This is not AI by the way, uh, no, that is AI that
That is AI, bro
clip of the month react to my Darth clip okay you know this guy's a fucking
freak I this guy's messages are fucking psychotic this guy's messages are
fucking psychotic bro like I'm not reading that bull ish next you're gonna
come in from blue villains he said please my mom is homeless I don't know
how this reaction to a clip is going to help.
Wait a darn two in minute here.
I believe this is a diamond charm.
Correcto Monday!
That's a diamond charm.
Xbox player.
Good awareness, pre-gaming the window hop out.
2v4.
Let's see what a console diamond looks like in the big 2.6.
Good, okay, really good awareness.
This guy's better than most times.
Okay, he's playing aggressive when he should.
Moving off of his kills.
As you should, queen, as you should.
Good, I would just use your primary.
I don't know, see but, okay.
This is a little bit of a nitpick here,
but why are we using an eight bullet deagle
when we can use a 13 bullet assault rifle?
Like it's just, it's just little things like this, bro.
It's little things like this.
This is warden AI generated as a baby.
It's just a baby for aura purposes.
Yeah, but aura's not gonna get you
to champion chicken tendies.
Or, aura's not gonna get you to champion, dude.
Long clip, skip to 1-5, playing with my low-level cousin.
What do you mean skip to 1-5?
Skip to 1-V-5?
Meditation could be good for you.
This motherfucker sent in a movie.
Three-minute fucking action phase.
Check out mark see I'm ticked off. I've actually seen some of those I've got mentioned some of those. I don't know
I don't know what this chick talk wave is right now of the mark shit, bro. I don't know
I've seen some of his stuff. Yes, I've seen it bro. He's actually not bad. He depicts it pretty well. So past the interval
Alright, so Mr. Gavin, do you know why I want to punch you in the face, or do you want to try to infer?
You blindly sledgehammer into the building!
And then you drone after!
You're the first person to ever do that!
The whole point of droning is to get in the building safely.
You don't blindly enter, then drone, just drone from outside.
It's for aura, aura purposes.
No guys, that's not aura, that's called stupidity.
That is not aura, that's called being an idiot.
Then he throws his drone.
All right.
Sunderland, Viggenavada.
Okay, you didn't drone any of the rooms.
This was the laziest drone I've ever seen.
You literally didn't drone any of the rooms.
You just swiftly glided your drone across the hallway.
You didn't drone this, you didn't drone this.
You didn't drone anything.
Okay, so bro, I have better advice for you.
go to the casino and put it all on black.
Because bro, I'm gonna be honest,
that's how you place each.
You have no risk tolerance, bro.
You just, or no, you have risk tolerance.
Bro, you literally just gamble everything.
Just gamble.
Mr. Shaw on a stationary object.
You can literally see in the crosshair, when you can shoot. You can see.
Here's the thing about Loewe Loebrow. If any of them are roaming, you're all dead.
You guys didn't drunk clear anything.
you have 17 seconds. You have 15 seconds.
10 seconds remaining, 4 remaining, 5 seconds remaining, not 4 eliminated.
Coughing baby vs coughing babies.
I don't even, look, have fun out there kid, yo bro, just have fun.
I don't like dude. I don't I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna like lock in here for a coaching invite like just have fun kid
Have fun out there kid
Okay, a little bit of a rocket E clip. I mean chat not to drag it, but as you know, I did hit diamond and rocket
yesterday not to like drag it
That guy's got to be like champ or grand champ like foe shizzle that guy's got to be champ or grand champ
Yeah, who is that like a kpop star or something?
Yeah, I'm telling you early predictions for today early predictions Brazil beats Norway in a close game
game. Mexico beats England in a close game. Okay, new map. 2v3 scenario. New map. Jenny
does like the new map or not like the new map. That bitch is kicking. Did that say what
I think it's that. So we're in copper. Not only are you in copper gasoline, you're in
the lowest division of copper and you have a reverse family fire triangle on your head.
So that means you literally just hit the most blast shot of your life. You just hit the
the most blessed blessed out of your life, bro.
Oh man, chat some of y'all are funny, bro, let me be honest.
Jopa, thank you for the gift and W Jopa, four and one though, chat,
anyone can cook. Did you ever watch Ratatouille? Anyone can cook.
Look, bro, it doesn't matter if you're chat, it doesn't matter if you're the
greatest player in the world or the worst player in the world anyone can cook you
can't uh okay why the random jab your job have a 1.6 kd on pc lobbies like
that i'm cooking bro i'm literally a chef i'm a chef hollum scored you missed
it the game's not for the games not for another hour bro can you shut up
I would drone. I would probably drone. I would drone. I would definitely drone. I would drone.
He blinds himself and think of boosts when he doesn't need a single heal.
You got him! You got him! You got him! Okay, what the fuck are you doing? This is the
problem with LMG players! You're just shooting aimlessly!
Okay, reloading with 31 bullets, I mean, it's kind of an ick, but I knew it was coming.
It's not a- This is the lowest skill you've got in the
game.
I- I don't- Bruh, do you have fucking CTE?
Why are you randomly shooting?
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
All right, all right.
Yo, Chad, good clip session, y'all.
Good clip session.
Now, Chad!
I kind of want to jump on some ranked, bro.
I kind of want to jump on some ranked, dude.
I kind of want to jump on some ranked.
Every time I watch clips, I want to play ranked.
I forgot to set it up today, I forgot to set up RP, I forgot to set it up RP.
We haven't we haven't hour before we watch the games, not chat.
What should we do bro?
What game should we get on y'all?
Should we get on Siege or, should we get on Siege or League, Rumble, Siege or League
y'all?
Rumble.
What a hole.
Yo, chat.
Chat.
Ron just texted me.
Howdy from Diamond Jim's number.
It's time, bro.
Call him.
What's up, man, um, bro, uh, I'm gonna be in New Jersey on the 19th of July.
Yes, 19th of July.
I was being at the World Cup finals.
Are you guys doing anything on the 20th in there?
No, but I can't I didn't you know what you're coming into right?
Dude listen, I saw like what y'all did with core
With the six guys at once like bro
I'm just trying to go in solo and I want like the best workout I could possibly get man
That's that's pretty gangster. You see I ain't gonna lie. I like that. Yes
Wait, why are you laughing?
I'm not laughing. I'm excited. That's what I do when I'm excited. Okay. Yes
Yes, man, I'll be there the I'll be there the 20th bro, and I want your guys is like hardest workout
20th is a Monday, correct?
I believe so.
It's the day after the finals.
So you can put it on your calendar.
It's a Monday.
We won't be there like 7.30 p.m., OK?
So let's just mark that for now.
And then I'll confirm it too as we get closer.
All right, man.
Sounds good, man.
All right, my brother.
Did you say it, bro?
All right.
Hangs up with Aura.
Chat Diamond Jim, 20th, bro.
Probably not going to stream it.
Probably going to vlog it.
I'm gonna be super locked in, bro.
I'm not doing that like six man workout bullshit.
Like it's me, myself and I.
Now, Jack, you might be like,
oh, Jinxie, you're gonna die.
Oh, Jinxie, you're a bitch.
You're a fat chud.
It's time for me to change my life, bro.
It's time for me to turn my life around, man.
Like, before I go to the diamond gym, bro,
like I'm prepared to lose everything in there, bro.
I'm prepared to lose everything in there.
Now, Chad, is there a chance I could die?
Is there a chance I could die, guys?
Yes.
Yes, there is a chance I could die.
Darren Watkins Jr. just scored for Brazil.
Mobs, Bannum, Mobs, Bannum.
Guys, I'm going into the Diamond Gym, bro.
I'm the 20th, bro.
I'm gonna be in New Jersey.
I don't know what I'm gonna be in New Jersey next.
Like, I'm coke, coke, coke, so whore if I don't go.
me streamer boy this is the bullshit that I'm talking about entertain me
streamer boy yo evasive uh put a fucking sock in it bro
EF chapter with the 25 gifted subscribes
She chapter they can put a 25 gifted bro
Guys it's time to lock in bro. It's time to lock in guys guys
Uh, yes, bro, uh, but you're not chat July 20. I'm going into the diamond gym. Probably gonna vlog it, bro
Probably gonna vlog it post it in YouTube. You know what I'm saying, bro? It's time for me to really lock in and like a sand
Bro and chat like yo if Ron can make it through that shit. I can make it through that shit. You know what I mean?
Chad, I'm going solo. I just I want the whole workout, bro. I'm going solo all the way from
the top, bro. I want the whole fucking workout, dude.
Dick angle. Chad, this morning went for a little bit of a run. Three miles. Nothing crazy.
this morning, Jinx, you're gonna die there?
I'm not gonna die, bro.
I got this.
Don't you worry, I got this shit.
Neon made it through, bro.
You don't think I can make it through?
Come on!
If you ever step foot in Burgerville,
you will meet your demise.
This guy's name is Tommy Toughknuckles.
Yo, Tommy, I think I'll be all right, bro.
You hail from Burgerville and you're talking like that.
Step it down a couple of notches
Tommy top knuckles ever heard of tarpon springs
How to strike
Why is it happy because bro listen
Massive gonna win the World Cup
I'm going to the Diamond Jam like it's just bro. This is a great month y'all
USA VALOS playing like bro, come on dude lock in
Holland scored a hat trick you missed it the game doesn't start for 47 minutes if you type this bullshit again
The mods will forcefully remove you. This is not a joke
Now chat I'm gonna come out and say it
France beat Paraguay 4-1 or France beat Paraguay 1-0
United States beat Paraguay 4-1. Paraguay beat Germany. It's time to get
delusion it was. But I thought the United States was the laughing sock of this
sport, bro. Why are y'all struggling with Paraguay? We didn't! We didn't
struggle with Paraguay! I thought the United States was the laughing
He's talking his sport, bro.
I thought we could never play this.
So why is France and Germany struggling with Paraguay?
And USA 141, I'm seeing it.
I'm fucking seeing it, dog.
You're going to lose to Belgium.
No, bro, we're not, bro.
Bottle's playing.
We're not losing at Belgium, bro.
Listen, man, all I'm gonna say is Spain,
y'all better lock in or Portugal,
because we're coming.
Yo, Spain or Portugal, y'all better lock in
because we're coming.
We're fucking coming.
Chat, chat, chat.
Dude, oh my God, I'm excited for Belgium.
Belgium's small, right?
Holy shit.
Chad, we have to watch that game.
We have to watch that game.
Dude, oh my God.
Bro, World Cup, there's so many good games.
today there's two really good games y'all. You're underestimating Belgium. No, here's the thing.
Belgium is great, bro. Listen, Belgium is great. But all I'm going to say is the United States beat
Paraguay 4-1. France scored 1-10 against Paraguay. Germany lost to Paraguay. Look, bro, all I'm going
to do is just make observations, man. All I'm going to do is make observations. And you know,
maybe I'm a little bit delusional bro maybe a little bit delusional
hey team it's me guys let's lock it on the band here all right there's been a lot of bad bands
lately i'm trying to get a win you're telling me man let's get clubhouse uh whoa stop no listen
do no band because then we're less likely to get clips out no bad if we bend if we bend
Clubhouse I'm gonna turn off my PC warm up. See you later, buddy. See you later Clubhouse
And now we're gonna get Shelly oh
Yeah, who's the platinum to guy at the bottom of the leaderboard right now who is that
Why did you just ban Clubhouse I see
Explain why you just banned clubhouse right now because I'm gonna try to I might actually tk you when we spawn in I'm not even kidding
I've never met a human who banned clubhouse
Bro buddy no no no no yo, I'm trying to make peace right now why I've never met you got a soundboard, okay?
I've never met a human who banned clubhouse, so can I get an explanation?
So wait, I just realized y'all triple band clubhouse. So are you guys like a cult or something? What is this?
I'm muted
We need to locate a bomb
What's that saying with that voice brow you better absolutely not fucking died ace every round
Hey, bro, you better say super califragilistic. I still the door just right now
Super cop fuck what is it?
Doshes
about that's not talking about you have a crank up the game child a little bit
that's all king toad bro I've been who's king toad is that your leader
who is that king toad dude what the hell guys he said let's get on the bands I
saw the first map and I could do it yo snake snake hold that cam hold that
can. Alright, Snake got off the cam. There's somebody roaming out first. Spider-Man! Spider-Man!
DUDE WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN!
THIS IS A FUCKING THORN!
Oh my god, the thorn.
The thorn, the thorn, the thorn, the thorn!
HA HA!
Yo, Warden is on my pain.
Warden is on my pain. He's like near my pain.
He's shot down to the hatch.
Warden's on this hatch in luggage.
He might drop it. He hasn't dropped it yet. I'll tell you if he drops it.
Warden's still just sitting on this hatch.
Glad I'm not even kidding. I think you could come up. White sails and kill this guy.
Warden's literally still right here.
He's still on this hatch.
Okay, my camera got shot, the buck.
Well, you got this!
Wait, Cali, lay it out so you don't die to the window!
Good job, Ken. Nice, good Ken. Meow! Sorry.
Cali, literally, oh my, oh my god. Cali, I'm wet. I'm wet. I'm wet.
Wait, I can't believe this actually keeps me up the hill.
Oh, okay, okay, don't remember he has to defuse remember
Baconate baconate off the door baconate nice guys nice
Dude, obviously I like I love you guys bro because y'all actually listen to like my back
Does whatever a spider can't
Hey, Jaycee, you're Jaycee, so why do we have more room by the way?
Uh, okay, what is that?
Guys, first up, it's called, it's called the spider man strategy.
Second, if there wasn't a thorn, I would have killed their whole team.
But they had a thorn trap.
It's unfortunate, bro.
Listen, man, you're not gonna get anywhere in life without a little bit of risk, all right?
So we just don't drown these rooms now, Jaycee?
No, buddy, buddy, I droned my entry, but I didn't drone luggage, all right, guys?
Bro, you guys can't use my own teachings against me, bro.
It's okay, bro.
I forgive you, I forgive you.
Happens to the best of us.
Wait a minute, if I have to give it to the kitten, meow.
Dude, okay.
Yo, you guys sound like, uh, you guys sound American, right?
Oh, hello, American dude.
Are we ready?
Happy 4th of July, by the way.
Happy 4th of July, are we going to the World Cup or what, boys?
What do y'all think?
100%, 100%.
That's the shit I'm talking about.
Actually,
Yeah, it's not all of Japan's playing. Yeah depends money. So I depends obviously gonna think Japan
They're already lost back. No, no, they're gonna come back because they got blue off for
There's not really a loser's bracket. I think they already flew out of there. No, there is I just don't trust
No, they're literally out bro, what is now they're gonna go anything to
Okay guys, first move of siege, one of them lapped so now we can all throw bottoms, alright?
Okay, so Jaff, sometimes in the life I'm too competitive.
I think that sometimes in the life there are two competitive
You just got a knife
He's behind bar
I think a boost would be clear he's in
Oh shit!
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does what I do, Spider-Man!
This game brings out so much autism!
Dude, chat, my nuts hurt. No, it's not that they hurt, it's just like, ah, I shaved my balls today, so now the hairs feel weird.
Ahhhh!
Yo, how often do you guys shave your balls, realistically? Don't lie.
Never.
Never.
Bro, there's a toggle down there.
That's what I said! I'm scared of cutting my balls, so I just never do it.
Exactly.
Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Bro, yeah, I just feel like I'm gonna cut it, so I never do it, man.
So, what are you guys packages like in terms of hoodie, hoodie, no hoodie or flaccid, erect?
What are we talking?
What are you with like a bunch of cheese, like a bunch of cheese?
Oh, God.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Rancid cheese.
Okay, bro.
All right.
Next question.
Um, all right, next question.
If I should drone it located above.
Bobo is playing.
I know I saw it.
Bro, if USA or Argentina wins the World Cup, I'll put out my wiener on stream.
Dixie, what's the play here?
Are you just going to let your balls hang low?
So listen, here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to be Spider-Man for the third time in a row, but I need to prep a cam.
Ten seconds before insertion.
Okay.
Five seconds before insertion.
Alright, there's only a word that these chads fans don't hear right now.
Can we get another chat?
Yo!
Somebody hold my camera! Somebody hold my camera! Now to now!
Odd cam.
Your cam got shot by the way.
See you when you understand.
It didn't. What a psychopath.
Solar Sun 4, Solar Sun 4.
Okay, that's a delayed stream tonight.
Drone got shot.
He's gonna peek it.
Drone active.
Drone active.
Drone active.
Activating adrenaline source.
Activating adrenaline switch.
behind aqua bar you got a c4
oh four in the chat if you like
wait a minute
yo two of them are off site two of them are off site run inside it's a 3v1 inside
Bravo are you in Narnia right now?
You've dropped a diffuser.
Do a rough site fucking centuries in Aqua.
Yeah, okay.
All good.
Hey, do you want to take a good day?
If you win this, I'll suck you off as long as you're 18 plus.
Good try.
Good try, good try.
Yo listen bro.
I'm not much of a VJ guy either.
Dude, okay.
Boys, I think what the problem there was, um, we didn't play that well.
I-I had a hard to be-
Yes, but you just glanted, I'm looking a lot.
You must have been the top of your class.
Uh, I had- I-I-I wasn't the top of my class, but I got a diploma, bro.
Yo, what was the LGPA, man?
Hell.
I did 0.8.
Were you not even like showing up to school? How's that even possible, bro?
No, I was long.
Shout out to COVID.
COVID helped me graduate in high school.
Dude, okay.
But bro, when you say that you were locked in, right? Okay.
Yeah.
How did you have a 0.8 GPA if you were locked in you could literally just do chat GPT on your homework assignments and get like a 2 GPA
Is that not good?
No, that's like failing. That's like a high F. That's like a F plus bro
Secure the bottom. I got told off top of my class
For a wife my name Eagle Eagle for you
it's friends it's just a streamer mode I know but like nobody's gonna believe
this dude how are we gonna tell our friends I gotta tell somebody I feel like I gotta
pinch myself right now you know dude chat watch this spot peek spot peek spot
I think so, watch this chat.
Never once did I think I ever went into a game.
I thought for sure it was a voice changer, and I went to go check the stream out.
Oh my god.
Op4 is located at bomb, get ready to engage.
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You're just walking at me, all right
This makes my father I guess
Okay, I think that was a little bit of a site setup issue and I want myself
Let's go downstairs and let's set it up. Maybe we get one rumor upstairs. So don't get hurt
Jinxie Balo is not suspended. I know bro. I already goon to this information, bro. This has already been goon too, man
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I was a little bit scared for the Belgium game when he wasn't playing, but now we're kind of chillin, bro
Hey, Jinxie pop it in my mouth
Mods let's let's lock in here. I don't know. Let's get a little bit of a
Let's start to lucky. Yeah, I thought you're like top 20 on console. Okay. Yeah, just
Well, guess what? You're correct, bro. Your thought is correct. Were you?
Okay. All right. Yes, bro. It's up to a lot of speculation. Some people say top 20. Some people say top, some people say top 20,000, bro. It's totally up to speculations.
Secure the bomb.
I
Can't
Top two million all right, bro is there even two million fucking players
Stop
I'll be late later. I don't know. We'll see. Maybe I get gold whenever I want in league.
Guys, I've been starting to play in silver. Silver's are not good. I'm maulking.
Aside from the fact that I was one in ten last game.
I did go one in ten last game.
Reload!
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If I'm lying, I'm flying. He's in the stream. Mods out of 5 seconds of the night.
I have a camera on service I can call out if they push service the main the main thing
the main thing the main the main thing my bathroom the main thing why is push it off
doing this the main thing what is happening with my pushing on the main thing oh my fuck
Why is my push stop fucking doing this?
The main- are you fucking tripping?
The main- yo, why is it- I don't know why it's doing this.
The main thing you have to watch out for is Kitchen Door.
Sorry, I don't know why I was doing that. There's something else on the camera.
Oh my god.
One friendly remaining.
He's gonna come in there. Right- no, right, right, right, right, bathroom, bathroom, man.
On the door. There's a fender here on it.
Sorry guys, sorry.
All friendlys were eliminated. Mission failure.
So guys, what the fiddlesticks, guys?
Okay, do you want me to be honest? They're blatantly stream sniping.
Like, I have a delay now. We're not gonna lose.
We're not gonna lose, bro. Trust me.
Bro, this is so fucking...
This is so fucking cringe, bro.
Who we beenin'? Who we beenin'?
It doesn't matter about I'm just I'm just gonna kill the whole team. Don't worry about it or uh, okay
Dude all my friends are texting me about how Balo is playing I think we go kitchen again, I'm not gonna lie
Dude Balo is playing
I
Think we go kitchen
No, he's right guys. He's right. He's right. Listen, bro. We need roamers up top
I told you motherfuckers man. They're gonna do a fucking birthday man
We need roamers dude because they're gonna go nomad buck and we're gonna get fondled with in sight
I could roam but the thing is I might get stream sniped so it's up to y'all boys
You're looking party's right. He's right. You know what? You're right. Be ready for assault. I got you
Why right in space I do not got this I have a five second delay
And if they have a fucking swap team coming out for me every round
Yep, I'm about to get you love
Well, let's think.
So, Jack, the reason why people are terrible with mozzie is because they use his mozzie
pets in the prep phase.
If I'm gonna roam with mozzie, I should stay in my mozzie pets for the action phase so
they're not gonna be able to drone into the building.
It's little things like this that top players do, y'all.
He's up there with these monsters.
Top stairs.
Kitchen door. One's on there.
Think it's Snake.
One's a kitchen door, three things.
Two a kitchen door, three things.
Right side of the door. Buck in site.
Top four lack of risk.
Loading new magazine!
blue bar blue bar changing mags
where is the nicolas
the
the
shit
but i think that's what you do that
you just shove it in their ass so hard
that they just can't like it has nowhere else
worse to go like bro this is what it takes to be the best bro like this is what it fucking takes
man like i'm level 1435 we want to run that site set up back i'm not to be a f**k dweef
chief we're better we're just nervous brood all around my hands are shaking like bro this is what
What it takes to be the best guys
You might ask why this is making me nervous. All right
Yeah, bro, just your presence, bro, bro. I love you, bro, bro. Hey, hey guys
I don't go by Nicholas man. All right, like I didn't call you
Just the one guy, you know chat you have you have just that one guy
Why are my pep all you out in the park?
You're the mom, though.
Chad, why are my pepperoni chits out?
You might be wondering, well, bro, it's
because I don't give a damn, really.
I don't care.
By the way, Chad, Norway, Brazil in 20 minutes.
Put your hand on your wiener and start stroking it
out of me being faced.
I'm more located in a bomb.
Because now we're at the point of the World Cup
where this shit starts to get cinnamon.
This shit's starting to get cinnamon now.
Holland, Holland!
What does the month in Dublin mean?
See, it's been a sump on feet.
Ha ha ha ha.
Thanks.
Five seconds in counting.
Agency, when is the J.O.I. stream?
Ah, poor his little kid.
Gavin, I mixed up what J.O.I. means about five months ago.
You need help, bro.
Gavin, you need to find God!
Hey, minister!
I'm not doing the jail I stream kid kick rocks
and I'm like this it was only a kiss it was only a kiss now falling asleep and
she's calling the cab while he's having a smoke
son of a son of a bird can you reinforce that wall that I think
What you need to do?
Yeah.
3 reinforce right there.
You have to reload.
I'll give you a shot.
I'm by me, I'm by me.
Wall's done!
There's a guy in lobby.
Snake's in lobby.
On me, on me, on me.
How many jokes do we call if you got sister?
Oh my god!
How many calls you got?
You guys can just take off.
My bad.
Is that a spoilt on the other team?
You got it big bro.
I mean, I mean, I died in 0.1 seconds.
out what the fuck you got it big bro I died in 0.1 seconds I'm playing like a
bullet megalose change right now
yo is buck like cheating? I hate it's not in the game Chad I don't even know if you
could physically rack that fast is buck cheating
Like that's like a reaction of literally if you know someone's gonna peak
Guys I played seeds for 10 years and I've never shot that quick. I mean what even was that?
He literally shot like as he saw like a pixel. No way spider-man four times in a row. This is insane
Yo guys guys calm down. It's not gonna be spider-man. You're right
all right now if y'all would crack one R6 character who would it be gridlock
cuz it's thank I'm married oh okay
rewind to the guy that we got four good options right now
rewind to the guy that said gridlock bro what was the reason again drone to
located a bomb I believe you said cuz it's stank
I should have a little stanky chat what the fuck does that even mean bro
legitimately what the fuck does that even mean bro
gridlock because it's stank
You know what it means. No, I really don't bro. I really don't I don't think ass sweat would be attractive, bro
What does it mean cuz it's stank?
How is that attractive?
Dude, I'm dead. I'm gonna get gold on League of Legends in the next two weeks. I'm not even kidding. I
Randomly or no three weeks
I randomly entered close game you can say cap
He's a little bit of a broken strategy on Coastline that I showed y'all two years ago.
He's fucking dead!
He's trying to throw it.
Jelly, get my head!
Get all of them!
See my head?
Okay.
So this strategy is broken because Ayana's hair blends in with this.
How's it look in there, Nicholas?
Watch window, watch window.
Monty, turtle plant we win.
That's not a turtle plant.
planting planting
one up for remaining
excuse me
I just love how all of the decisions I make are correct, I always pre-fire at the perfect
time.
Because I'm the best in the god damn league!
listen can I ask this chat to spam King Toad so I can get a screenshot it'd be
like legendary AI and G space to ad it's just like a King Toad your voice is
really moving smoothing King Toad your voice is smoothing yo I don't know if
that's true are you trying are you trying to say soothing I believe so I
believe that's what that guy said sucking on a controller is not the correct
I can tell you're not passionate, bro. You know if you have it as you guys are the best love your chat
If you have it at least deep throat
Also really smooth in JC. Okay, if you haven't at least deep through the controller one to two times in your life
You're probably a freak. I'm just gonna be honest
Oh, what are we gonna do our next I don't know
We like I said me and you yeah
Remember last time we did that for those not fun
I don't really go and we I don't remember doing that. I don't remember. Oh, are you lying?
See game really
You switched off your favor. I never
Did today?
Whoa
Hi, that's a clutch
All right check should I peak the roof probably not right? Oh, he's in I
Love when players just walk in the building with no care in the world. Well played bro. You will be black forever
I
Have a rinse line have a rinse out comes
It was about a cool vibes with this is all game have a rinse line have a rinse out comes
You see the idea was all remaining
and clutch up JNC.
Yeah, man.
Have a good rest of your day, man.
Chat.
I want everybody in chat to have a good rest of their day.
Yeah, have a good day, chat.
WChat, WChat.
guys did we win? Did we win or lose? I'm back. Your teammate ripped it. Nah, I don't think
So those guys kind of chill.
See because bro, the only people that rip it in game chat
are like little like kids who like haven't had
their balls dropped yet.
Those guys were chads.
Yo, come on, I said they give it a two one.
Count it two one.
Did we lose?
Yo, I mean, I don't.
Oh shit, the game's in 10 minutes.
So
Shit the game
Wait
You know we could get a new bus chat it's almost time boys it is almost time
Should I bet for immersion I don't know should I bet dude should I bet in this
let's put it on my right side monitor Holland versus Brazil Holland Holland
Okay bro listen.
Where's the game?
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Ten minutes.
Always easy so.
Okay listen bro.
I might battle all of them.
right better than Harlan, about to be kidding.
But this winnig Lewis can't get to it, Lewis then wins the second ball.
Hitchhicks lose it, Harlan's got it.
Hitch the shot, into the net!
Erling Harlan hat!
How's your left foot?
Trick!
How's your left foot?
Do you realise how hard that is?
Really awkward position from...
All right, let's start a debate up chat.
Who's better?
Erling Holland or Harry Kane?
Dare I say, we might find out today.
for this to work practically in solitude so that he achieves a goal of his own
which is an authentic spectacle, this player in a game almost impossible
has just unleashed a duel and has just removed the anguish of all the official of the dorm
Paris is in love
How's your left foot?
Do you see how that's entering the fucking net?
Do you see the velocity on that shit?
Sir Lott winning that and the shots is brilliant from Harlan!
Well football's rising star reaches for the stars in Belfast!
Three goals!
Golden night!
Alright I'm betting on Harlan bro.
Listen bro, like I have to.
You know what, no.
There's one more thing we have to watch, chat.
Is Holland ever gonna lose to Brazil?
He's not losing to Brazil bro! He's not!
There's one more thing we actually have to watch, like literally last one bro.
If you want to knock in for today, listen to this music though.
I don't speak Norwegian, but it sounds fire.
I have also been able to buy gas-grill, if you want I have also been able to buy a ticket.
I can't handle that because I have a lot of money.
I have to share with you my income, because I don't know how much money I get.
Yes, that's what he says, it's a good life.
They did it in my life.
Megaply is going to buy a car with an automatic transmission,
which I will use on the day and on the evening.
God can stop the evil that's coming
Now it's not enough
Just for the sake of the world's peace
I agree with the important God
I'm lying and everything is right
I'm also looking for a job
Even better than eating in Norway
I agree with the real
Tuguyu!
I'm telling you
so chat like bro come on I don't speak Norwegian but it sounds fire bro now guys let's lock in here bro
Let's lock in
handshakes are happening guys it's time to focus bro handshakes are
happening chat it's time bro this may be someone's idea of a perfect
retirement I think there's a mistake Norway versus Brazil and then right after
that we have England versus man just got a fortune we have back to that's
This is the best bagger game today.
Lock the fraud, Lord Gennaro.
I'm learning Mandarin, that's the whole thing.
What do you fish for?
Plus the compliments, but it's not just any retirement.
It's yours.
So get it.
I try to have coffee, T.
I'll brush my mouth to this game.
Guys, now I wanna ask y'all, bro,
who do y'all think is winning?
Brazil or Norway?
Who do you got winning, bro?
The winner makes it into the top eight.
Winner makes it into the top eight loser goes home sad.
That is the name of the game of the World Cup, bro.
There can only be one remainder.
See, a lot of y'all are saying Brazil,
but a lot of y'all are saying Norway.
Chat, if you're from Norway, type Norway flag in the chat.
If you're from Norway, bro.
Type Norway flag into the chat, man.
Chat, I've never been to Norway.
Let's see, bro.
Big country, big to brother.
Yo, listen man, is Brazil probably gonna win?
Probably yes.
Does Erling Holland have a nine inch penis?
Also probably yes.
We'll have to see what happens.
It's not gonna be easy.
All I know is that it's not gonna be fucking easy, bro.
Erling Holden's got a nine inch run in dude.
But yes, Brazil is probably going to win.
Yes.
Brazil is good team.
Brazil has the most World Cups of any country ever.
Like that's fucking aura, bro.
That's fucking aura.
So let's see what happens.
Chat, I swear I'm not humping there.
It's just I'm flexing my arm.
I'm stretching my hip thrusters.
I swear I'm not humping there, I'm just flexing my hip fosters.
Norway versus Brazil, a clash of two great teams, we're going to have to see who wins.
Here we go, lineup.
just one change for them as well and it's good news because Dortmunds
assist King Julian Rearson. Before this game starts... I'd put up my one thing.
Well, he scored in Norway's last 13 competitive matches and today
Fences his own rival from hatches to send him ash stone flashes to get real
Barbaros is barren, he raises his gun, now it's time to answer them
Barbaros, I'm Barlin, thanks Barlin, Barlin, thanks for the goodness he is
With a shot you see, I'm Barlin, thanks Barlin, Barlin, thanks for the goodness he is
I'm gonna come out and say it, Carlo Ancelotti has so much to offer.
Carlo Ancelotti has so much fucking aura.
He always has the tuxedo, bro.
He always has the fucking tuxedo.
Always, bro.
We have two bang or World Cup games today.
Guys, lock in, bro.
Alright, Norway vs Brazil.
Final predictions.
Norway with the crazy last minute goal.
To win the game.
Two to one, Norway.
93rd minute, Erling Holland.
Wait, oh my god, already.
Stand up again, stand up again.
I'm behind, I'm behind, I'm behind.
I think I'm behind, let me fix.
Jump speeding up, speeding up, speeding up.
Alright, they're in New Jersey.
That looks like payone!
That looks like payone!
Classic.
Wait, Holland's already lurking up top.
Holland's already lurking up top.
I missed a goal. No, I didn't know I didn't
Don't fucking troll me dude. I actually was a minute behind chat is beating up
We're still passing around into the back
Wait, no, I'm pressing that I like it. That's the approach. They got to go for bro
You got to get in their face man. You can't let them go on runs and do what they want to do, bro
Get in the fucking face
He's back here, he's back here, he could be, and you've caught him across his, late
round again, he could just get over there, he's, you know, he's not gonna hit you, though,
and he's into late inside.
Oh, he got, oh, he got, oh, he got.
Oh my god, I thought they actually scored.
I thought they already scored.
I'm not even tolling.
the ball can't think of the
all he was offside.
Oh my god.
Chad he was offside.
Yeah he was offside.
Chad he was offside.
Guys lock in
All right three minutes in
Norway in three minutes already had more offense than Paraguay in a hundred
called norway an underdog and you say okay but it was a bit lucky or something
happened and the goal got called off so we feel okay that was a splitting pass
into otagard who turned into a shortlock was gone and you just start to feel
already in yeah bro nobody doesn't just have
Holland to worry about her otagard's a fucking beast
Oh god, it's a fucking monster.
It's going to be a good game.
So I'm not looking to cause more damage on that right hand side
Just gonna be a good game. Just gonna be a good game
Wait, what did he just say?
Did he just say captain of the team since he was 15? Did he just say
Is he fucking Sasuke?
What did he just fucking say?
captain of the team since he was 15 is this motherfucker Sasuke what the fuck
that's aura oh my god that's aura USA I know we're gonna watch that tomorrow
I'm excited bro excited so many good games I'm not gonna miss a single World
Cup games like I said that yesterday I'm not missing a single game
I love the World Cup, bro. There's no sporting event like this. There never has been, there never will be.
No sporting event will ever compare to the World Cup, bro. It's not even close. It's the greatest sporting event ever.
What did Vinicius say?
Marking Holland on a quarter kick must be literally like a fucking horror movie.
Like that must literally just be a horror movie.
Some gigantic fucking Viking just on top of you.
Whips it in.
Huh!
That's why in Dandruff's lane, they're all quite happy to hack it away.
And they'll expect to grow into the game as we've seen once or twice from them before.
Oh no.
Not finally.
But it's just in two players.
Vinny, what the fuck was that?
The regain possession for the Norwegians.
I'm just going to say it, Norway is not playing Brazil right now, seven minutes in.
It's actually not even close.
We're only seven minutes in, but holy fuck, Norway is not playing them.
Jesus.
Has Brazil even like had the ball?
Every time Brazil gets the ball, they lose it.
Wait, Lili has had the ball the whole game.
That was the worst ball I've ever seen.
That was such a bad pass.
Marquinhos.
But
Wait, Raphinha's injured? Should I get injured?
Oh no. Oh no.
From Norway's jerseys of sexy chat.
are you watching Mexico later?
Yes, sir.
I'm going to watch both the games today.
I told you I'm not going to miss a game.
Oh, jump it out, jump it out, out, out, out, out.
How many goals does Vinny have?
How many goals does he have this World Cup?
Like two or three?
Four.
Cardo Angelotti has so much aura.
He always has the drippiest tuxedo ever, every time.
I think that it touched like a suit.
Yes, sir.
What are they screaming?
What are they screaming?
What are they yelling?
What are they yelling?
Gooner?
Early.
Oh no.
Pan, pan.
That's going to be a pen.
Wait, what?
What?
That has to be a pen.
Sherwin VAR, right?
That's a pen.
That's a pen.
He only hit his foot.
Oh, God.
That's a fucking pen.
Oh, God.
You can know the defender might get a slight touch in the ball.
This is a clear pen.
Squeeze your pimple.
Your road.
Don't tell me what to do.
That's wipe.
Cleanly.
Cleanly.
That's a pen.
What the referee might do is there might be a foul in the build up to the goal.
So there was a tackle made by a Brazilian midfielder on his opponent and I'm just checking
to see if there's a potential foul in the build up.
The FIA will check this.
That might be the only referee.
That's a clear pen.
chat that's a clear fucking pen bro
for the
EVO Pimple
shut the fuck up
i thought he was gonna give it but he didn't
not on field
there is a other issue that mark planberger's address was there
some other
offense before all that which would negate any discussion
well it's gonna be renewed
it's undeniable pan undeniable
maximum level pimple. Yo bro, watch the fucking game. Clear pan. Oh god, clear pan. Not even
close to hitting the ball.
to get the ball. It's a good
call. Yeah, it's a pen. It is
a penalty. Clear pen. I don't
think there's very much to vote
about it. Clear pen. Who's
I think he's going to play
Vinnie.
Here's what Mark was talking about. Was there a foul there?
Wait, is Neymar going to play today or no?
I saw something that said he might play.
He might play.
That would be kind of cool if Neymar played today to be honest.
That would be kind of cool.
Where are you supporting? I don't really mind who wins honestly. I would like to see Norway win because they're like a underdog
But I don't really mind
I just want to see a really good game literally I just want to see a great game. I don't care who wins
Wait Vinny's not taking it
Vinny's not taking it
What the fuck it saved him oh my god, we got a game boys. We got a game
I'm not taking this. I'm not sure why, obviously, but while with a big moment,
the Neelan was all over it.
Dude, Vinny didn't take it, Chad. That's kind of crazy.
For both sides.
Vinny didn't take it.
Great save, by the way. Great save. Not even a terrible pan. I mean, it was on target.
It was low and fast.
Much, much worse. Brazil flapping a penalty kick.
Wow. Why did Vinny not take it?
He's probably their best pen taker.
Why is he not taking?
Band stutter steps?
Dude, I don't think stutter steps help.
I think the reason why his pen was shit was because he took stutter steps.
It happened over and over in this tournament. Everybody now seems like stutters before they get there and slows their run down.
Yes.
And ultimately, the goalkeepers kind of know it.
And you generate less power when you...
Bro, when you stutter step, you literally hit the ball like a limp dick.
I don't know why people stutter step, bro.
Like dude, what you should just do is have a full head of steam and use all your velocity and just bury it
Stutter steps you just hit it like a limp dick
It's to throw off the Goldie, but bro, I don't know chat who was like who was the first person to start doing stutter steps on pens
Who was the first person to start doing that?
Oh my God.
Pogba, Namor.
Yeah, I remember Namor had the most like.
Namor had the most sexy pens.
Namor would do stutter steps and panankas.
Oh my God, there's R9, look there's R9.
nine. Holy shit.
Can you see that?
That's our nine.
Ora, Ora, Ora.
We can't see.
Broad assuming y'all have it on your TV.
I can't show the game shut up
I should again we get banned
How's your game ahead of my TV? I don't know bro, you guys feed it up
He doesn't get the booking, which is really important for him.
Dude, I just want to see a good game.
I just want to see a good game.
That sounded bad, good again.
He's reasserted.
Otagard.
In Europe's top five leagues this past season.
He's been extraordinary, really.
Otagard sort of tripped over himself there.
That was a bad play by Otagard.
Oh God. Look at the right wing. Look at the right wing.
That was a sexy Trevella. Oh my God. Bro, Vinicius just, okay, that was sexy. That
was sexy. That was a beautiful Trevella.
and 40 was on the score sheet.
Thanks for Buddha glimpsed the team from the Arctic Circle.
Polo glimpsed, chat.
Is that a team that like, did good last year?
It's the Amazon here, isn't it?
Chat, is that a team that did good last year?
Where are they from, chat?
Norway?
That's why the games become very open already.
Are they a Norwegian club?
It is hot here.
Could become more so.
On one hand, you have Vinny.
That's cool, bro.
Yeah, I never heard of them, but apparently they
did really good last year.
Like they beat a lot of good teams
and drew a lot of good teams.
Erling Hall on an autograph with half of the field to defend.
So as a neutral, we hope it continues.
I think both coaches be a little stressed if this continues.
Could you win to the 1-2?
They're guessing it out.
Oh, no.
Stack.
Kunja just wanted that pass to the left.
OK, I'm not going to lie.
At first, Norway without playing them, the last 10 minutes has definitely been Brazil.
Bro, Brazil just plays a lot faster than Norway does, bro.
Norway plays a lot slower.
Brazil just plays faster.
Ronaldo announced this is his last World Cup.
We win.
Ronaldo announced his last World Cup win just now in what, Twitter?
I don't see any tweets.
always only defeat here so far in the World Cup.
4-1 against France, but they made 10 changes that day.
They knew they were already through,
so you can probably put a line through that bit of film.
Oh my god.
Bro.
Yeah, one hour ago.
Dude, I didn't even see that.
I don't even think y'all told me an hour ago.
Yes, right on Twitter, bro.
Fabrizio Romano, that's how you know it's valid.
Yes, this is my last one. Let's go and enjoy it.
This will be my last World Cup. Christiana Rada.
Chad, y'all think Messi will play one more?
I think Messi could do one more World Cup chat. I think he could. I really do.
Chabi, I think Messi could do one more. I think he could, bro.
But yes, bro. CR7 great career, man. And yeah, last World Cup. It's going to be crazy, bro.
Like, it's going to be insane when FIFA has, that's going to be the day where like, I know I'm old as fuck when Ronaldo and Messi are fucking icons, bro.
But that's sad, bro. That's how life is. Like, eventually, they're just going to be icons in FIFA. Isn't that insane to think about?
Yeah, I don't know. But, yeah, CR7 is a legend, bro. Uh, incredible career, man.
Last World Cup, guys. Dude, I think Messi could do maybe one more. I don't know though. It's probably gonna be hard
But yes, very sad chat. I didn't miss a goal in 20 seconds, bro. I
Didn't already miss a fucking goal, bro. I did not miss a goal
Oh
My god, I think you're on a free kick right now
I think Nora has a pre-kick. Wait, does Nora have a pre-kick?
Oh, it's all the way back there.
Alright, Nora has the ball.
Oh my god.
Rearson
Now Berg
They can't keep giving up these counters, bro. Oh god
Might be
Flop
50-50 challenge shoulder-check into a flop. It's just good defense
Good defense.
God, this game is close, bro.
Bro, the thing is, they just keep getting...
They can't keep giving up these counters brother eventually he's gonna get sordons
Listen to lay it inside
These commentators are kind of boring, bro
Guys, it's a world cup round of 16 match Jesus somebody brings some coffee into the booth
Why are these announcers so fucking boring?
world cup penalty since Zico against France way back in 1986.
There will be a debate about their choice of taker.
Let's go to Tel Aviv, though.
These commentators are going to make me fall asleep, bro.
Go to Tel Aviv, though, bro.
Vinny's taken two for Brazil.
We're swapping chat.
We're swapping commentators.
Commentators are fucking boring.
Go to Tel Aviv, though, bro.
Here we go. This is what I'm talking about.
I don't know how he wants to get it out, right?
0-0, tell me.
David Angelotti is pretty good, since we're talking about technical bodies, we're talking about Juan.
Juan, if you're going to go to Santos, 47 points.
Way better.
Yeah, way better, way better.
Somebody typed pointy-ass elbow.
the game. I'm gonna get a coffee, I'm gonna get a coffee. Yo, these commentators are way better.
Noosa, sigue Noosa!
Ahora si, ahí esta el árbitro central Ismael Elfath de los Estados Unidos, donde me ha gustado estos primeros 26 minutos llegó de este partido, porque ambos...
Five boys, I'm back, I'm back!
I don't want to end it in 90, I don't want to end it in the long run, right?
But well, thanks to Coca-Cola...
Chad, do you want to watch in Spanish or English?
In the field, right?
In this house of hydration.
Hydration.
Chad, English or Spanish?
Guys, I'm watching on YouTube TV, so I don't think it has the...
Guys, I don't think it has the option.
For me, no, I'm not the option for Arabic
Guys doesn't have the options
Bro Mexico first England is gonna be oh my god that game is gonna be so good
Chad vote into this poll y'all Spanish or English
Yes.
Jinxie!
Can you wax your feet on stream? Timeout Evo Jinx, bro. Evo Jinx 12.
Chat English or Spanish?
Vote, guys, vote, vote, vote, vote!
Okay, Chats have English.
Bro, I just wish.
Chats, I wish they were more passionate, bro.
Bro, I wish they were more passionate, y'all.
Chats, maybe landed down and it'll be passionate for a USA game.
back to the New York New Jersey stadium in dark alongside Landon Donovan for the new coverage of
Brazil for five times world champions against Norway in the biggest match that they've ever played
Norway had the ball in the net early on after Bird ruled out for an offside in the build-up
and then Brazil missing a penalty Bruno Emerice
Chad who are you guys hearing for England or Mexico tonight?
I don't know I'm gonna cheer for in that bro. I don't know dude
I'm sure the Brazilian media will ask I kind of like both of those teams, bro
I kind of like both those teams
I don't know how the players feel on the field not sure which one it was but that was just very bizarre
Avocados from Mexico
I don't know. I'm gonna cheer for Norway has
Norway has 68% possession.
What?
You're so cute. Wins the poke the boner segment.
Mods, time out. Lacey lovers 6-7.
Just two for Brazil, one scored one miss, I think you said Landon.
Poke the boner stream, are you fucking dumb?
Casemiro.
Casemiro.
The decision was reached, it didn't work.
Danilo.
Oh no.
Deep cross towards.
Dangerous territory.
No, it's good, it's good.
Chad, Casemiro Loki has a beer guy.
Oh.
Jack Casemiro low key has a beer guy
How is that not a goal? Oh my god
Well we caught their game against Japan and how they started creating chances
Jack Casemiro low key has a beer guy. No, I
Feel like he's always had a beer guys
Jack Casemiro always had a beer guy bro
What do you mean says you
Tomorrow on Fox coverage 6 p.m. Eastern 3 p.m. This is
Oh
Allison very quickly out because
Allison a veteran of many Liverpool Manchester City
Confrontation, well Holland has so much aura every time the ball comes in just waiting for something crazy happen
Is that
Is that Jay Z
Jay Z's here way in an Empire State of mind today
Hey Ian, I love that from you.
As that ball came to Erling Holland and Gabrielle,
you're still a jay-z.
You didn't think I knew that.
Noted that for a moment.
As it came to Erling Holland and Gabrielle,
they were wrestling and battling and ultimately,
OK, oh my god, Vodagard intercepted.
I saw Gabrielle yelling at Ismail Alfa to give him a foul.
And he responded with his hands and said,
you guys are both tussling each other.
I'm not going to call it.
something to pay attention to he's heard it out again much you know what it got
chat who is Norway's left wing or left midfielder who is that he looks pretty
good number 20 guess the ball you saw Louisa can he looks like a pretty good
player. Oh, Nusa. Oh, no. Counter. Yeah, what club is Nusa playing? What club? He's,
he looks pretty good. RB Leipzig. Yeah, he looks like a good player. Are they cheering
for Vinny? Chad, they're cheering for Vinny? Carlo Ancelotti standing up chewing gum.
The winners of this one went to the quarterfinals to play Mexico or England who meet later on
Allison's car.
Dude, Harlan is always pressuring there.
He really likes the pressure to keep us on Saturday.
But who will be there? And who's getting a plane home?
This looks like Brazil might, I don't know, it's a close game. It's a close game.
I thought it was going to be not close but then they missed the pen. So here we are.
Holland wins his challenge.
Another Brazil attack.
Vinicius pays it inside.
Vinicius.
He's brazil who are carrying the threat isn't it London?
They're more dangerous. Norway has all the ball but Brazil in those moments where they counter very dangerous.
Until now though Norway have defended it well.
This looks promising I thought that was in for a second oh my god the net just
adds me holy shit dude the net just fucking adds me oh my god
Norway countering sorelock carried the ball as far as he could always wanted to
get it to that man Martin Odegaard came inside played Nusa felt back to him
little dribbling ultimately dragged it wide but those are good moments for
like you would have scored that when did I ever say I would have scored that
asshole in a counter-attack as well Jinxy can you massage my buttocks I must
I'll try not to blast.
Jinx, do you remember what you put on the maid outfit?
Yes, try to forget it.
It's looking mad weird today.
Exclamation mark disability.
All right.
Heroes welcome well deserved
even from the
I'm trying to think of what would the most entertaining outcome like Norway scores first
Brazil equalizes extra time pens
That's probably the most entertaining outcome
Bro, isn't it crazy how Holland can redirect that
Oh my god.
Dude, Holland is so sexy. Holland is so sexy for that.
Five goals on 70 touches in his first three-feet World Cup matches.
get a pimple patch please is it actually that bad
guys is it actually that bad
yes what all right fine bro you guys are judgers
see the high boot here by martin alley just catches them
Yep, just a free cue.
Coming up to Bank of America, half-time show.
Terry is Latin with Rebecca to pour over this first half here.
No, he stunted very, very strongly at the door in the neck.
All right chat I got a friggin pimple patch gold you guys are trying to like how does this
look how does this look you missed a goal
You heard about his touchable farm all shortly than any other player on the pitch in this
first half.
You suck.
God, it's kind of gigantic.
Why is the pimple so gigantic?
Let me get a bigger one and try to press it down more.
God, it's gigantic, Jesus.
There we go.
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
L Gut health. Is that what that means?
It hit puberty bro, I already hit puberty bro
Too much booze. Yeah, bro, probably man. You guys told me to drink you fucking idiot
Oh
Then you try to turn him
All right, this keepers a guy oh the God almost just sold the game this keepers actually a God
out of there.
Well, you just can't turn the ball over against this Brazilian side and Odegaard here gets
a little too clever.
Dude, Odegaard just saw it.
Norway's keeper is so good.
Very good save by Nieland there with his right knee.
Another attack is coming.
This time it's Brazils.
It looks like Brazils are going to win.
They've had so many chances, it's only a matter of time.
all the way we've been so far, but they're playing with fire, aren't they?
It's hard to know whether Stolzsobok and their coach will be happy with how this is
going or not because all the possession has been really good and it's kept them
as we see the chance again here in the save. It's kept them from having to
defend for long stretches. Dude, I don't know. This game looks like it's just...
chances other than the ball that was called back Norway hasn't really had
like a great chance yet some big chances in transition so they need to be
careful but the possession is actually helpful for them they just can't have
careless giveaways
James Corden and the after-hours gang will be on a fox tonight for another
night. Dobs has hit silver at midnight. Is this peeling off?
show while we're catching. Harland here. Wait. Bro, Chad, this pimple's annoying. He's
no fuck. No, I'm thinking about it. I gotta get a better one off.
He's a father of a baby son now.
Oh, I won the ball back well.
And you, sir.
Parland.
Oh, my God.
Well played, didn't he, Lo?
And this was the first big
moment where Eileen Holland had
the ball isolated, faced up.
In the end, I think he makes a
good decision there to play in
Otagard. He can't get it out of
his feet, but does get Norway a
corner where they can be very
dangerous.
Closing stages of the first half.
Here in New Jersey.
Not the best runner.
He needed some kind of mini post flick on what it was. Nobody really
had to do that. It's a really poor corner kick in.
Now, big missed opportunity. You can't leave that short.
And if you do, you need someone running across the near post to flick it on. That's just a waste.
last. Not that many people fancied Resort going into this World Cup. They were fifth
in the South American qualifying. Junior got a second back of the cherry there from
and the brakes on here for Surlotte is not going to be Pyogloss Santos with pace. He can't
do that. He's not a speedy winger. He is experienced back back back back back back back back back
All right, come on, somebody score a damn goal.
I feel like Norway has to get something going, man.
I've got a feeling that this game that it's in the bubbling
unders, the old district is used to say.
These counters are, um, eventually going to come back
to bite them if they keep giving up.
I'm going to go to the billboard, top 100 or something.
This feel it's not parking the bus.
And it does feel like yesterday's game was
and you just saw the absolute fucking snooze fast forward.
You cannot give him too many chances like that.
Brazil on the other side are just waiting for the.
Right pass or the right final play to score the goal to.
Come on.
Both teams looking at the stage and posted half time.
I'm predicting, I'm predicting two minutes of out of time.
Holland wins it.
Holland wins it slips into the box.
Six minutes.
Six minutes of stoppage time.
time for a ball. Whippin' into Holland, whipping it in. Dude, if Norway scores, is that Jalen Brunson?
May 2017!
Chad is that Jalen Brown in the house?
ORA!
You wouldn't know anything about that, you know?
The New York Knicks!
Madison Square Garden?
Yeah.
Everybody's going crazy about that around here.
You went for the dodger game, too.
I did.
corner kick feeling quarter kicks favor norway literally discuss volume
god Brazil is a good team though man so there's a lot of good players
maybe we see a Holland header go right before half a Holland header go right
for outside oh oh come on motherfuckers somebody do something
to get in the Wolves team frankly last season
USA first bout of tomorrow!
God, I'm excited, Jack.
Dead ass.
That was a Wolves team that were relegated by Miles as well.
Plus six minutes, yes, yes, yes.
We believe that we're playing in the championship next season.
We've got quite a lot of players.
Maltino to gov.
So the interesting subplot starting to happen here
the Brazilian fans are starting to get frustrated. They're not used to their team having to defend
for long stretches like this and especially against an opponent I'm sure they feel inferior to them.
Oh shit. Now a few bunch of low team might be happy with it but players are human and as you
start to feel the crowd a little bit restless you start to press a little bit more you can leave
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's just Allison Becker, bro.
He's the fucking truth. Allison Becker's the truth, man.
What a save. What a save. Oh my god.
Bro, Holland just drove so much attention. Holy shit.
Yeah, Allison Becker is the truth, bro.
We've been done this.
We've been done this.
He passed a little bit down to his left
and did enough to keep it out.
I think it's a very brilliant raise about the tactics
London Brazil's DNA.
Allison Becker always performs, bro.
I think he's adventurous football.
All right, two minutes left until half.
Let's see if Brazil can score.
kind of demand it and if transfer attacking gets the job done and they
win the World Cup I think I'm quite happily forget it missus
fair to say and Shalottie generally knows what he's doing
Rino Kimmerich here
deflected on his way down to Danilo
deflection top of the box chipsy
That was such a beautiful ball, he tripped.
Oh my God, that was beautiful, that was beautiful, that was beautiful, no.
Just barely in front of him.
standing out there on that back shoulder.
So you take one or the other,
that's a big chance for Brazil.
And here again, you see the physicality of it.
Jinx, he looks like Holland's left nut.
What?
Jinx, see I'm on the dumper right now.
What's up, Micah?
How you doing, baby?
Big John's goes back.
You're on the dumper?
You are fatter than your pimple.
That doesn't make sense.
All right, Chad, there is officially one minute of added time left.
Norway has one more chance.
Here it is.
Into the middle.
One minute of added time.
Good to see them back in the World Cup someday soon
One minute of advertising has been really good for Norway today anytime they've had pressure
He's become their outlet. They can just play to him. He's been pinning Douglas Santos. Oh
Long ball in
Fly
behind
I love our holland's tracks people down so much fucking aura
Vinicius
Vinicius that might be a free kick
Vinicius flop
bro is four minutes behind how am I always behind how am I always behind
dude I mean it's a close game which is what I wanted
It's a close game!
Chat, I don't know.
Who do y'all think played better?
Probably Brazil.
Brazil probably had more chances.
Dude, I don't know.
Chat, I don't know, bro.
Wait, what?
Highbice, is this true?
So we can probably play a game while we wait.
Should we play like a game of seeds or something?
Dare I say a game of league?
I'm addicted and I...
Alright, shall we wait for the second half?
Yo!
Okay, let's see, exclusive. The White House made a direct call to FIFA to ask Gianni Infantino to review.
Follow Baligan's red card.
Viva approached for comment and referred to the findings of its independent committee.
Viva sources insist White House influence.
did not affect the decision due to the powers contained in article 27.
In the independent nature of the undisciplined panel.
I don't know, bro. Like I've never even heard of this before in my life, bro.
A red card gets overturned. I'm not even overturned, but like,
what is it, Chad? He's going to serve it after the World Cup? All right.
I don't know. I never even heard of that, y'all. I never even heard of that.
Yeah, I never even heard of that, bro.
Chess?
Dude, I'm trying to think, bro, like, half time is how long, like, 15 minutes?
Wortal!
Wortal!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Dude, Wortal, Wortal, Wortal, Wortal.
All right, you're not only locking.
All right, we're going to start off with Castle.
Why? Because Castle has an A going to eat, oh, okay.
Let's start off with penis.
Has A, I, O, U.
Oh, God. Okay.
I, S, S, I.
Sister, no, not enough and sister has no E.
Why are people typing 90 IQ E-load?
Okay, let me think.
Sites.
See, but the thing is, there's no E, so I know it's not sites.
Okay, but that's good though.
Now we know the S is at the start.
The S is at the start and the I could either be here or here.
So it's going to be like that.
The I is either going to be here or here.
Okay.
Ah, okay, this is gonna be interesting.
Fuck, I don't know.
Slips.
Fuck, okay, so the eye is...
So, the I is here, right?
The I is here, because it can't be here, it can't be here, it can't be here, so the I's at the end.
So, it's a word that ends with an I.
Silky, no, silky ends with a Y.
It starts with an S and ends with an I.
Okay. Why don't we just do a random word and see if we can find out some more information?
Right? Is that a good idea? Do a random word and then see if we can find out information.
We're not finding out anything okay we know this it ends with an I what the fuck ends
with a fucking I there's like not any words that end with an I
I don't know any words that end with an I bro.
I don't know any fucking words
I got to stop doing wordl bro, it just proves how stupid I am
All right, hopefully this glitch is up. We just need something out of this. Wow, we got nothing.
Oh my God. Oh, there's an A. There's an A. Wait a minute. Okay. So, there's an I at the end, there's an S at the start, and there's an A that's either here or here. S?
It's something like that.
The A is either going to be the third or the fourth letter.
Low key, Saudi, but the ace not here.
I don't know.
Oh my God, I don't know.
Chat's anyone only.
Okay, the A is either here or here.
It's this, bro. It's something like this.
Seiji, Sushi, Sadie.
What the fuck, man, safe, no.
Sale, no.
Bro, it can't be sushi because there's no, I should have guessed sushi earlier, but it
It can't be sushi because there's an A in it and sushi doesn't have an A in it.
Oh my god.
This is so hard.
Bracks you don't know.
God damn it guys.
I don't know.
God damn it.
It's just something like this.
What could the second letter be?
Well, it could be a C.
A C actually makes sense here.
Cat's saying nay.
Bro, what could the second letter be?
All right, what second letters actually make sense? Q, no, W, no, E, no, we already used it, T, no, already used it, H.
Wait.
like chat you guys are doing the we have to figure out the second letter for
going to figure this out. It's not C. It's not H. It's not I. It's not a. It's not O.
It could be a why, a why could make sense.
All right, chat, I give up.
I give up, guys.
I give up guess a word see that's the hard part like I can't even think of a
correct guess
it's got to end with AI that's the hard part I can't even think of a correct
I guess, and I stand with AI, bro, it has to.
All right, guys, I give up.
Swamy, I was never getting that.
I was never getting that.
I was never getting that.
Bro, I don't even know that that's a word.
What?
Swammy's not a real word, I don't care.
That shit is not real, what the fuck does swammy mean?
He's an honorific title given to a Hindu ascetic,
all right.
Turd brain, no, I don't have a fucking turd brain,
that's really hard.
Ask what?
Don't have a turd brain. That's not easy at all
You have time for a rocket a game
Clash did happen play clash in months, bro. I didn't play clash in literally like months man. Did anybody open playing clash?
I'm like flashing like two months
Let's see if we can hold our own and diamond, eh?
Let's see if we can hold our own and diamond, eh?
I don't think the game started yet.
I think we have enough time for one more game.
I don't think the game started yet.
without a carry yo alpha I literally solo queued dipshit I solo queued into it
motherfucker all right yeah first game in diamond let's see if it's hard oh my
teammate faked me my teammate faked me
I
Well, not sure what to do there
My boys, let's see if we can hold on and diamond or if we're gonna devote to platinum
No!
Oh!
Guys, big match made at CTE, he's always just like out of the play.
Not a bad shot, it's gotta get a little bit higher.
Hey, yeah, yeah!
Good challenge.
Well, one mate, well, one lad.
The game is starting!
Dude, I'm about to lose my diamond!
Oh my god!
My teammate like, just gave them a goal instantly at the start of the game.
That was so annoying.
I could have gotten way more power on that.
Oh my fucking God, he's so ass!
Jep them. Jep them, bitch! Come on. I'm gonna go! I'm the guest!
Hauling scored? Are you guys trolling me?
Please tell me y'all are trolling.
I missed a goal.
Uptip.
Not a bad bump.
Oh my god that would have been a goal if he didn't touch it.
I'm not even kidding that would have been a chip.
That's gonna drop into that. Yep. Oh my god. Do not touch the ball. Do not touch the ball.
I swear to god I'll fucking report you. I'll do it by my damn self!
DIMON IS A LIGHT BAD BITCH!
Stop, are you fucking... oh my god.
My teammate is literally abysmal. I mean this guy is so fucking stupid.
How is he in Diamond?
Literally how?
I was almost in a crazy shot, that's a shot, that's in our net, nope, I'm the goat.
And run into my car for the third time.
And miss an aerial for the fourth time, like bro, I don't care if you air dribbled and
try to do the mechanic shit but if you're gonna miss it every time maybe
just stay on the floor bro like if you're actually gonna be out of the play
every time maybe just stay on the floor bro
guys I don't believe all of the score I don't believe you guys troll me all the
time dunked on and oh except to the ball what are you doing
I got a little bit aggressive there I left my teammate in the 2v1 nice oh my god open
that open that open that
Yes!
Holland actually scored, dead ass.
Carried. Bro, I have two goals. What do you mean, carried?
I have two goals!
With two saves!
Oh no, that's... you might've just passed to them.
That's not me much me that she's clutched
Yeah, I hope y'all are dude. We just won a game and diamond not bad kid not bad kid
So don't be all our trolling me. Hope y'all aren't trolling me
Bro, how long didn't score you guys are fucking trolls
out. How did they not score?
It only to be talking about it, but there's something more way.
You guys are frigging trolls, dude.
I actually believed you because everyone spammed it.
Hey, chat, we asked for a close game and we got it.
We got a close game.
We asked for a close game and we got it.
Holy crap, that guy's bald.
He's on the sole back here.
He's going to charge for five and a half years now.
He's paying for it.
Dude, hold up.
Oh my god.
All his challenges are so perfect.
He wins every challenge.
I'll see you bring his time.
I'm talking to my brother.
You're bald.
No, buddy.
I was bald.
I just got on to the career he has.
come on holland
is that guy saying Oscar Bob the fuck is this
space is getting too tight Oscar Bob
so happy to sit in and look for quick
breaks because they've got the kind of players
who can affect those.
It breaks as one of them ran off the ball.
His name is Anderdinges.
No, it's not.
My press going on from the Norwegians.
Oscar Mott.
Brasila having to spend an awful lot of time
without the ball in this game.
And that will absolutely wear you out.
Bro, Chad, if Norway wins, well, that's top heat.
45, 50, 55 minutes.
But as you get deeper into the match, absolutely it will.
Carlantelotti has a lot of options on the bench that he can bring in, especially attacking options that these guys tire, but
Norway the very mature performance so far and then the question for them is
With all this possession and the ease with which they're getting into the Brazilian attacking third
How much risk do they want to take in pushing numbers forward?
Knowing that Brazil are happy to sit in a little bit and counter
I don't know bro
This game can get dicey
10-4, you're cheering for Norway and Brazil.
The lines are drawn here.
English or Spanish?
What's on its face?
No matter what Brazil might have thought this game was going to look like when it started,
the reality is is Norway had pushed them back and deep into their own end, and so they don't
have a choice but to defend.
Again that front four is not accustomed to defending and running and sprinting and chasing so moments like this
It's very easy for Norway to receive it in place for the golfer here. Oh the cross nobody on that ball
You need to meet that the use of that and Hagen likewise really with the pair of the score
Even to touch from the along you defend that
Who are you rooting for I can't just miss the close game
I guess maybe Norway for the underdogs.
It's so much expectation always.
Oh!
Hold it!
Hold it!
Hold it.
Hold it!
Just do that guy on the floor.
What's that?
She has her up.
Thank you, I'm looking for a new stuff for this.
Brazil needs to get something going quick, bro.
Are the teams going to fucking go to parents?
Vinicius?
Vinicius!
Vinicius.
Step over.
Step over, splits one, it's a brilliant piece of play.
Gets the par line, can you finish it?
Oh my god.
Let's go kick him Andy.
That was insane.
That was insane.
It's just lost.
Where's that going?
That was almost insane.
Well this is really good from the referee as well.
Alpha, do you see the ease with which being dragged by these defenders?
The spot comes off the defender, then hits me, but he's out of bounds already.
I think the referee should actually lean on the side of giving a corner because he
is allowed to then be behind.
Chat on behind?
I think I knew what had happened.
Had a spot in his face, got an issue, said right here.
That's right, I've got it right.
Quarter kick for Braccio.
Quarter kick.
I think for Lleopold, Lleopold's flick on didn't quite work out.
In the last game, Brazil had 39 crosses in the end against Japan.
That was the most ever in any Brazil World Cup game since Italian 19.
But it worked, didn't it?
One of the things I was going to bring up now, they're not losing, they were losing in the Japan game, and that was how they realized that they were going to play.
There is come on your face. No, it's a pimple patch. You go to Psycho today.
Norway, of course, a more physically imposing team than Japan, but I just thought that might be something that they would consider.
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What a match!
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to the ball now, Odegaard again, all the time in the world.
I thought they had a good team.
I think we're seeing they have got a good team.
Odegaard again.
Oscar Bob.
Wait, Oscar Bob, there he is.
Sheldra.
This looks promising.
Moring, have the ball back again.
No, never mind.
Again, what's interesting, no way to understand what's going on, it's different states down.
Here's Chris Rock, what do you have?
Is that Chris Rock and Woody Nelson?
Some of the other good teams, Japan a good team, Kate Verde a good team.
Erling Holland changes everything because you have a guy who can...
Chris Rock and Woody Nelson?
...make the bull out of nothing.
And when you have that, it really does scare teams.
Kate Verde in Japan, yes, a little bit scary, but better teams are able to play more aggressive against him.
With Erling Holland on the field, he cannot switch off for one second or it's in the back.
you're not the guy that plays Ed Monicks and semi-pro just watching Chris
are up there it might be hungry it's Chris Rock playing today
but Chris Rock is like 50 what are you typing Chris rocks like 55
I'm here for the Norwegians can they turn all this possession weight into
something on the school sheet but it looks like no way to play which is to
It's kind of working, I guess, with everybody behind the board.
Wait, wait.
Half-time substitute, nothing.
Shutter up. It's absolutely locked.
Is that Endric? Is that Endric?
The drill changed on the way.
Endric is going to be introduced as he was against Japan.
And it's coming in.
It looks like him.
They'll be making way that I can confirm that is the case.
How much more about entrance course?
There was a strike with him. Such big things were expected.
How much more about entrance course?
I can't believe he's clear so far, but it is still a match.
He's going slow.
It's a relatively quiet day from Matias Kunio, but he of course drew the penalty that it should be the difference right now in the match.
Andra came in and their Japan game played centrally through the middle.
That's what he'll do here as well, I would assume.
God, man, in Donovan, bro, I have a little more passion, bro. Jesus.
In Donovan, you are a World Cup legend, bro.
I think that's the reverse for Brazil. Break it out.
Can you have a little more like enthusiasm? God, damn.
Damn.
That's exactly what's going to do.
Andric, first in the game, what a shot he's lifted up!
Oh, what an introduction that might have been a young Andric.
But he fluffed his lines.
Oh, no.
Oh, another turnover by Norwe leads this.
So good for Vinny Kutzenstein.
Look at this little delicate pass outside of the right boot.
Just waiting for Andric to just move it to his right foot and slot it home.
Oh no.
So adamant about getting it on his left and in the end it became a much more difficult
chance.
Nieland does a good job spreading himself.
That has to be a goal.
Oh no, Hendrick.
Huge opportunity.
That's what Brazil have been waiting for all this time.
This is the game that they're going to play and they've had chances doing it, apart from
the penalty, none bigger than that.
And he and another millions of kids watching at home to including my own kids
Always tell them you need to work on your weaker foot
Best in the world even Leonel Messi has the best left foot arguably of all time
That's the message
Reluctant and reticent to get it on his right foot which would have made the difference
And it could mean the difference between Brazil going on or going home dude Brazil missed a pen and then Endric missed that
The post-leap might that be?
Harland?
Gabriel?
Harland?
Oh my god.
Lover Richard supposing to miss attack?
Oh my god.
He's Oscar Bob?
Oscar Bob?
There he is!
He's a yellow wall in the end.
Oscar Bob, what the fuck was that?
He's coming up on Fox, Mexico against England from Mexico City.
God, that is gonna be cinema!
Holy shit!
They've come, Fox.
the Real Madrid team, Benzema became public, Benzema wasn't very happy with how raw he
was, he had a tough start at Real Madrid, and of course it changed pretty dramatically.
If you know you know.
Brazil, Quantic.
Nealette, got a good punch to it.
Benzema mention.
Douglas, Sanchez, Rea.
Rea!
Oh, what a change!
And Nealette made another big change.
Look at this, keeper!
He really is a fucking monster!
It looked like that anyway.
Wait, counter.
Hold it!
I think he saw it later, looked like it deflected.
We'll get another look at it.
He really had a lot to do there, either deflected
or just couldn't see it.
Brazil starting to turn on the pressure a little bit.
Well, Norway's keeper had so many saves.
He saved the pen.
He's coming out of that shell.
He saved like four other shots as well.
save
Just waits a second too long he wants to have
That just allowed them to stray outside
What say night I've never even heard of nine and but he's a god
Here's the earlier chance. Yeah, just a little deflection
Keeping his focus
Now it's up for Norway here, it's got a 90s stoma this Norwegian go-keeper trading a penalty save
Dude this keepers fucking insane. Oh my god
If Norway's keeper wasn't locked this game would be two or three nil right now, I'm not even kidding
We're some only had about an hour
his legs after his injury. Well Vinny Jr. also starting to come to life. Yo this is not a nicotine patch
this is a god damn pimple patch. If at all maybe he's got a court of an hour or something like that
that could change things. Slice it in! Hold him! Well importantly and you said it before the game
well one Kata is not dressed for the match meaning he has no chance of
playing obviously in Norway it's kind of just passing around but clearly if he's
on the bench then he's eligible to be used so we may see him
yeah Norway just passing around baby
of the team and having them aren't Genesis Junior, that's not an ordinary kind of job.
Nor is it a fun job. Probably not, no.
Chaddard, do you like? Wait, what are they saying? What are they saying?
Russia wasn't selected for two and a half years. What are they saying?
Until earlier this month.
Last month they should serve.
Norjeg?
Ready for this one.
Not bad.
Close for launch.
Shad that up.
Odegopp step.
I think at some point Shad it up.
And or Oscar Bob should take a chance
and clip some balls into the box.
Ellen Holland is playing 1v1 with Gabrielle.
Wait.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What an image of Holland.
Oh my god!
You can see his frustration there.
Bro, Becker is locked.
Presale by Rose.
Presale by Rose.
Just a dangerous little ball there.
Oh my god.
Allison Becker is leaving the truth.
Yo, Allison Becker just saved their ass.
Both of them glad to see that go out for a corner kick.
Could have bounced anywhere. That one really.
It's just an Norwegian corner.
Wait, Neymar. Neymar's coming in.
coming in rising wait wait wait no more stopping in here in New Jersey was he
on the sideline
wait no more jumping in no goals not yet
bro are you guys serious again oh my god
getting plenty of success with Sherba up on that side much involved since he came on
Neymar is coming in!
Oh!
Oh!
Turn!
Cross the base it's on!
Holland couldn't quite reach it!
Inches in that!
Holland was that close to scoring!
Oh my god!
But Neymar might actually win!
Oscar Bob does a great job just to score across the side line!
Guys, you flew across the side line!
I was in for iron!
Paul, this is from your center back!
the right boot.
He was diving.
Wait, listen to the crowd.
Listen to the crowd.
Whoa.
I think they won't come in.
That's a beautiful smile outside.
Listen.
They more.
They more.
Not to nearly.
Wait.
Neymar!
Not to nearly, it's not Neymar being interviewed.
Neymar! Neymar is in!
Oh my god!
And Danilo Santos in the limited field, Neymar is in!
Neymar is in!
He's never played beyond the quarter-final.
Oh, I thought you loved it!
Was it before this big reception?
Oh my god!
He's only played 14 minutes in the tournament so far.
Neymar is in!
Sponsored by Lenovo, and Brazil, the chances, particularly this one, by Hendrik, but it
stays for the moment, for the moment, goalless.
Dude, that is so cool.
Chad, when Neymar went to the sideline, the whole crowd was screaming.
That's so cool, bro.
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Jett, Neymar is in, boys! Neymar is in!
out one-side land name Donovan is Brazil brothers it's such a good world cup
bro oh my god guys name or is Ian guys this round of the world
could have been goals guys this might be his last world cup
post and the last five minutes before the there he is
is it written in the stars for him
What's the matter with my day?
It's gonna give you feeling.
What a story that would be.
The Brazilian fans would go absolutely crazy.
Wait, Chad, has that met Life Stadium?
Chad, has that met Life Stadium? I can't even tell.
I would even make it to the World Cup if I had a meal.
Chad, that's Ronald B, bro. That's Ronald B for the finals.
Just before the World Cup, which...
That's Ronald B.
It's limited his involvement so far.
I'm excited, guys. Guys, I'm excited, bro.
after three years. I'm excited, dude. Carlo Ancelotti with implicit.
All right, Neymar is in chat.
Even at the age of 34.
Neymar is in point. Let's see what he can do.
Let's see what he can do.
20 minutes until stoppage.
A lot of time left, bro.
Neymar is in. Odegaard with the high press.
I know that.
Looks like Norway might switch to a press now.
It's working sloppy!
Interesting, he's playing as a central striker, so he's high.
Danilo playing underneath the box.
And then Jimmy Jr. wide on the ball.
Really overload this side of the field with quality and energy with the fresh legs in.
And there's a dynamic player, Danilo Santos.
He plays the ball.
Not a little fine spot, just lucking things up a little, for so.
Chad, so Neymar's playing striker. Pied to not run him as much, eh?
Then the knock-on effect of that is they moved Hendrik over to the right side.
Probably to not run him as much, right, Chad?
Happy now that he's got the defense.
His eyes, very good looking cross that nearly provides that goal for Harlan.
Now then, he's going to go on.
Oh no, counter!
Harlan!
Harlan!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Pen!
He's blocked.
I want to be a full footballer and chat.
I'll just go into the box, grab somebody and fucking nose dive into the ground.
And then immediately as soon as I hold the whistle, grab the ball and plant it.
Come on, Namor!
I want to see something, bro!
the game. Fancy the U.S. chances. The Balagham things a bit of a controversy. He can now
play in the game. The fan is what is that they're saying? Suspended. Suspended, not
rescinded. What's your view? Belgium don't like it, do they? Clearly. Well, no, neither
should they. But objectively, if they looked at that play objectively, they would say,
Okay, it wasn't a red card now
Unprecedented in a big tournament for FIFA to suspend a red card like that
They have done it in qualifiers so people don't miss the World Cup
It's a
Clearly controversial as a US fan, of course, I love it. Yeah, I think it's much different with Ralligan in the lineup
so
Leonardo DiCaprio
Toby Wider
Oh, where to make will rage on Leonardo DiCaprio wrong in with taking that red card leagues. Oh, where do it?
Just hasn't been done yet. And so people are upset about understand it. So
particularly another the capio
Everybody wants to do this game is really close
And they were in that warming to see just this is crazy
He's got into the game. I didn't know if he was gonna get in knock out a lot of office
But he's in there discussing what was gonna happen in group G
Never seen that before I played golf with guys on Saturday
My god, yo, maybe donovan here's not talking about golf. Nobody cares. Have a little bit of passion my god
Looking over time
Shut up
Played off Bruno Gimáres
Danilo
What five offer?
Now Cassimiro
Just one mistake or one moment of inspiration
Holland could tilt this one
That's a foul. I don't even care. It isn't Bob
Bob wait
Lianco is outside wait. It's gonna be a ball. That's the middle of the card. He kept it alive. It's gonna be a ball
Sheldon up, coming inside, and Allison had to be Sheldon, to get away.
It's so fucking sexy!
This is so good for Mary Cohn.
What is so good?
But as the ball comes up, this is so well.
Jenny's so good.
He's so fucking good.
Bro, the keepers.
Big chance there for Sheldon.
For both teams.
Have been the MVP.
Let's say for Madison, who's far from having a grand father, would go get this as well.
Looks like the after doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Matino the guy.
Holland waiting for a cross, it looks like.
Bro, they have so much coverage on Holland, they're literally always watching them.
Chase, the other's always two guys on Holland.
He won the game in that midfield today.
That's strategies, bro. There's always two guys on Holland.
He's always double-man marked.
Just a fire.
Ora. Literally Ora.
Look, two guys on Holland again.
Look! Oh!
The ball.
Valfa.
Minkinios is in the right place, as he so often is.
I know you still got it in your name, Mark.
I know you still got it.
Messi still got it, you do too, baby.
You just gotta pull that shit out of you, Neymar.
I'm sure all their fans watching will be down before us.
Chat, imagine if Neymar's form is still about to be
not performing against the might of Brazil.
Would have been unthinkable in days gone by, for sure.
Neymar lost passion, bro.
He did not lose passion, bro.
Chat, he's just older, bro.
Neymar did not lose passion.
Bro, he was literally bawling his eyes out,
crying when he got pulled up.
He just got older and he had a lot of injuries, Jack.
Paying them full respect here.
Truth to tell, Landon.
He's only 34, yeah.
The main thing with Neymar is it's mainly the injuries.
It's mainly the injuries.
Yeah, just ask Argentina.
Yeah.
Because Messi's older than Neymar,
but Neymar has way more injuries than Messi did.
He's got a long old campaign.
With an extra round, of course,
Messi had less injuries than Neymar.
You know what?
They might have some brutal injuries, though.
Hold it!
Hold it!
I don't know.
Yeah, that was...
I'm gonna work on the needle.
You can see the alarm bells ringing around the calling.
Name those for me!
Does anyone near?
Will always be the third best ever.
For me.
Because I wasn't old enough to watch like Maradona and Zadane and even Henri, bro.
I wasn't old enough to watch any of those guys.
Maradona and Zidane and even on Ree bro. I wasn't able to watch any of those guys
But name are for me will always be my third best
Yeah, I wasn't able to watch like a lot of other legends because I was too young
Edison
Dude chat, okay, but ice
If finisius took the pen this game might have been over bro
That might come back to bite them dude
Yeah, fantastic world cup, but sadly this is what we'll be remembered if brazil are not able to prevail today
Chad they might lose because finisius didn't take the pen
guys it's a really close game holy shit I said I just wanted to watch the close
game and here they are on the counter which is kind of against their natural
instincts dude Holladis surrounded by four Brazilian players wait she held her up
He has so much aura!
He has so much aura!
No way he's going to quarter-finals!
I'm gonna be able to watch him!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna be able to watch him!
Oh my god!
Normally, it's just any game it's about.
And now, Holland, yet again...
That's the game I'm going to know!
For the 14th consecutive...
Did you see what he did?
Chad, when he scored, he looked to the crowd and went like this.
That's so fucking cool! I love Holland!
That's so cool!
But he says, who cares if I don't touch the ball?
It's the only way to hit her!
Give me one chance.
She's undefended, playing the box.
Shocking defending from Kendrick.
It's always a header, bitch.
She gets the glide by him.
Gabrielle watching the ball.
Perfectly in the middle.
It cuts in front of her.
It's over.
Sheldrapp knows where to put it.
And as we know, bro, when it lands there on that man's head,
there's only one outcome.
One minute.
Dude, I'm happy for Holland, but now I'm just
sad for Neymar, bro.
probably over guys it's the 80th minute I mean it's not over till it's over but
dude yeah he's only touched the ball 21 times he's well you cannot defend him in
the six like he's undefendable bro he's so big you cannot defend him in the six
Bro, he's too big. It's too much. Man
You said it in there playing with fire and guys it might be
Wait again, we're turning it on a bit so physical god. I love how holly plays bro. He's so fucking physical
I love how he plays bro. He's just so masculine
God! He's always fucking looking for contact!
I'm rewarding.
You're gorgeous.
Holland is so good!
Holy shit!
The Norway have made them...
His positioning is so good.
His physicality is just incredible.
He's just so good.
He's always been the right spot.
Every time you ever watch Holland,
he's always in the right place at the right time.
time. Which some people might say tap in merchant, but bro that's skill. That is skill bro. Always position himself well.
Well cups by European teams. Here's another one. So good. It might be over y'all.
Into the last 10 minutes. Dude, Norway! Chat, I know some of y'all are from Norway bro. Congratulations. 10 to 15 more minutes.
and got made it to the top eight.
I knew it was going to go all the way around the home country.
Congratulations to where he faces.
And let his team can count with some kick.
Pretty quick.
Name our quarter kick.
Name our quarter kick.
Here we go.
Just overshadow a part of the captain.
Name on by a beautiful baby.
to move it. Neymar with the corner kick in. Guys, it might be over. Guys!
Another corner. You know you're not trying to go fast enough.
Right, you just not take the pen!
He's not really defending what I wanted to defend.
Andric just throws his leg at Sheldra, has no interest in defending, and ultimately leads
to the assist that leads to the goal.
Dude.
Guys, I did no way, did it.
Oh my God, top eight.
I think they did it, bro.
Before, in this world cup,
Harlem back, helping out his defenses.
Harlem dead center back.
Harlem dead center back.
Neymar up.
Did he do it one more time?
Neymar.
Did he roll back for years?
Bro, Neymar almost just did the sexiest play ever.
Oh my god, he's still got it, bro.
Neymar almost just did the sexiest play ever, Chad.
But it's just,
Rats, Rats, he's down, Rats is on, Oscar Bob.
Wait, Odegard.
Oscar Bob, Odegard, Oscar Bob.
Bob again.
Is Holland dead at the plant center, Rats?
I don't see him.
Is Holland?
Oh no, he's coming up, he's coming up.
He's coming up.
only on corners. That would have been funny as fuck if he switched to center back.
It's just one happy to play keep ball here, let the top run down.
It's up to Brazil to go and get that ball. They can't just sit back now.
Brazil has to win the ball. Yeah, he's right there to press him.
If Brazil doesn't start pressing, they're just going to pass around the game.
He's going to go before you know it. Brazil needs to keep going.
It's powerful not to just sit and defend for these last 10 minutes or so.
This is really good from them. Anytime they can kill 30 seconds, 45 seconds, a minute, really help them get over the finish line.
Normandy have scored unconceded in all four of their World Cup games.
Royal Holland is so good at football. Oh my gosh!
They can make a conceded column.
Holland is so good at runs.
Look at the Norway fans!
And this team will be on at Fox with their fan show tonight.
Dude, Norway fans are so happy. That's so cool.
Jazz, there's no way you haven't made global finals?
No, they have not, right?
I don't believe they've ever made it.
There's no fun for Brazil at the moment.
That bounce is actually onto the post!
That could have been a free goal!
And that was another magnificent save
by Nieland in the end.
Alright, you're Nieland.
Nieland, you're the most underrated keeper in the world.
After what I've seen today, yo, Neelan!
I guess it's a white...
Where does he play?
Break this motherfucker the bar stop!
He's just right inside...
Kassimiro!
Kassimiro!
Kassimiro!
Kassimiro!
Oh no!
Kassimiro!
Oh no!
I can't believe what I just saw twice.
Kassimiro!
Here's the later chance.
Kassimiro just has to play this along the ground Ian.
He does it's a tap in for Neymar.
Casemiro should have just passed it to Neymar. Bro. Neymar was wide open and he was behind him.
Doesn't know a lot about it. Account quickly gets his feet set. Wow.
Fingertip off the post and stays out. Casemiro just, he's hurt. Neyman's no hero today.
Oh, yeah, me land
Whatever they're paying you come to parts of them slaying move comes to parts of for 500 million dollars
This guy's a dog
Bring it back to parts of the site
This guy's a fucking dog by that and then what was it the last nail on the road?
Me love it. Take the last five times. I'm not
Oh my god...
Oh my god, so skillful on the ball.
Every time, bro.
Harland!
Brilliant touch by Harland!
Oh my god!
No, they're not going to go for the ball.
Oh my god!
Brilliant development this play.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh the God
after the football so well in the main court one or two coming to government this place so much of the ball
Brazil have got to get
Brazil get the ball we're not doing
as the clock
Could be counting guys starting this world cup. Who's that? Who's that?
Who is number 22?
Corner to Norway and there'll be no hurry to take it out.
He conducts the Viking Orchestra behind that goal.
That's Bob?
Okay, Oscar Bob is pretty shifty.
Here, in two weeks time.
Oscar Bob is pretty fucking shifty, man.
But just imagine.
Norway is gonna make it to quarter vitals for the first time ever.
Congratulations to all the Norway fans, bro.
Y'all deserve it, man.
Dude, I'm going to Norway's quarter-finals game, bro.
Literally.
Like, I'm gonna see Holland in person.
It's not over, bro.
I think it's a hold on I'm sorry, but I think it's over bro
Brazil looks to play this kind of behavior. They've had so many chances and followed all of them and things like that drain your mental
Bro the quarter finals is gonna be Norway versus Mexico, I know literally I
I have a feeling Mexico is going to be English.
I really do.
Could he be the man for Brazil?
Go kick.
Is that the situation?
If I was Norway's coach, I'd say, hey, Erling, bring your ass to center back, bro.
Take us home, baby.
Bro, he would be such a good center back, too.
He's so physical and sexy.
I would say, Erling, bring your ass to center back.
We got five minutes, bro.
minutes. Otega? Otega is so smooth on the ball.
Haaland, he wants another one! He's got another one! How about that? Extraordinary! Just phenomenal!
Haaland is so good! Oh my god! Haaland is so good!
on Beckler as well, on Beckler as well.
We're little now, surely, going home.
Greg, he doesn't even react when he scores.
He doesn't even care.
He can't help it, Kenny.
Oh, it is so good!
Oh my god!
It is such a joy to watch this man on the air.
Oh, it is so good!
Thanks for touch.
Look at the shot.
Gets it out of his feet.
He needs one second to prepare.
Yeah, we're absolutely straight.
Only needs one second to prepare.
The opening he needs.
Mads in as well.
Low.
One second to prepare.
Get all he needs.
Pass the helpless Allison.
Another massive monocle that man, Norway surely going through now, touched 26.
Ah man, oh my god!
13 touches for Gold.
I'm gonna get the feeling back in the race for the Golden Book.
Casemiro's face tells his story.
It's everything they feared in their worst nightmares, especially Gabrielle here,
that Harland would undo them.
He put his hair down, he's full on Golden Knight.
Jack, he put his hair down, he's full on Golden Knight, do you see him?
Both of us are keeping it in play.
Oh, I forgot about Neymar.
Shoot the score result of their hair.
Two nil down, as late as this.
Eddrick, that shot's he missed.
Chata forgot about Neymar, bro.
It came out in time.
It's probably his last world cup.
Sad, bro.
We love you, Neymar. Everybody loves you, man.
Ignatius.
No way through for Danilo.
Dude, I feel sad for Neymar, bro.
But Jack, Brazil has won a lot of World Cups, guys.
Making more money to go abroad, you know?
No, they never had a run before, guys.
know who was wearing what jersey I'm very sad but that's a world cup bro it's
just it's just sad bro it says not a fluke
oh my god oh my god he needs one or two chances again and he's gonna score
every time as good if not better than Brazil today
one more two chances of game and he'll score.
Holland didn't play one minute in either of those two.
Holland, baby, oh my god, Holland, two goals.
He's tied with Messi.
He does all the little things he does to keep possession.
He's been excellent in that way.
Of course the goals get the headlines as they should.
and so many little things to help his team win just listen to this his record for Norway
now reads 54 matches 62 goals what the fuck he averages over a goal a game what the fuck
He averages a goal.
Bro has a positive KD.
Bro has a positive KD.
Oh my god.
Bro, he's so good.
He is just world class bro.
There's no other way to describe it.
Remarkable day.
And she's an accomplished musician.
If you know you know this performance, he has a music video with 15 million views in YouTube, right by the coach and he's a conference musician
Your way are winning the biggest game they've ever played quite simple
My team know the guy bro. Oh my god, please so good this game always plays good. He's so good
He created a lot of chances.
Oh, wait, Holland Patrick.
Holland Patrick.
Press the face of goal.
Ah.
No, you can't do it.
Rub it into the third.
Yo, this Oscar Bob guy can fucking triple.
I've never even heard him.
Oscar Bob can fucking triple.
into the way they rented out this game trying to play on the side.
They're shooting at the side!
It's back-flied.
Where does he play?
Chad, what club?
Well, we saw it with another look.
What club? He plays for City?
Just very bizarre.
Chad, does he start the note?
He's played this way.
It's not to Brazil where a customer is saying,
Yes, he's starting the note.
...a little more pragmatic than most players.
Oh, full him now, full him.
This is not the way we're accustomed to watching the Brazil side play in.
As I said earlier...
No, it's not to Gribble, bro.
and try to go win the game have been rewarded for the most
bro holland is so good at football oh my god oh my god you also heard me say
early on you oh my god
two goals and they're out brazil and they just look completely exhausted it
can't get around the ball this is how it is so good at football bro you have the
energy you still go chasing guys holland to the quarterfinal here we go
The first ever quarterfinals appearance and I'm going to that game!
He won't care.
Wait, don't fight.
Don't fight guys.
In this massive World Cup game, he says, cool is anything usually.
Guys, don't fight, it's over, it's over.
Of course they are, you understand, but there's absolutely no point
and people are losing their rack completely
and picking up some kind of suspension.
The referees sorted it all out now.
They picked up that yellow just now by the way too.
And that's crazy because Norway is most likely
gonna play Mexico.
Mexico has not conceded a goal in the entire World Cup.
Viva la Mexico, like they're playing good football.
They have not conceded a goal the entire World Cup.
semifinals is probably going to be Norway or the quarterfinals
going to be Norway, Mexico.
And that means semis is either going
to be Messi versus Holland or Messi versus Mexico.
Clean sheet as well by the look of things.
And Brazil, frankly, on the day, just have not been good enough.
It's done.
Ref blow the whistle.
The glitter of past years has faded.
They hoped Carlo Ancelotti would be the man.
You think Mexico is going to be England?
Yes, I do, bro.
No, I do.
Not this time.
I do.
I do think Mexico is going to be England.
He's pointing to the penalty spot here.
Yeah, I think there's an elbow here from the rest of the guard.
But even if they get a pen right now,
it doesn't matter because the whistle would just
automatically blow on the next kickoff.
So it's over anyways.
here. It's over, it's over. Even if they get one, it doesn't matter. I don't think he needs to do it, but Chad doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Even if they get one.
Soster guard. Substitute. He was loose with the elbow.
Neymar could take it. Brazil are gonna have a come out to get, let's bring in Mark Plattenberg here. Neymar could take it. Oh, is Neymar gonna take it?
the defender's got his focus on the ball, his eyes are on the ball and both this.
Chad, Neymar lapsed one-cup ball, hits his opponent's shoulder and that's why.
Neymar lapsed one-cup ball right now.
I think this is very, very soft.
I'm not sure it'll get a little bit better.
That's the elbow, yeah.
Because it's not a clear.
That's an elbow.
That's the referee on the field to play on.
Jeff, when I rapped late in football, when I rapped late in football when I was a kid,
I didn't hit puberty until late, so I would never go for headers because I was like the
smallest kid on the field, bro.
Sadders were scary as hell.
Question then, should you call it if it's in the penalty area?
Neymar's taking it!
Oh!
Now going up for the 100th minute.
It's Neymar's last 10.
Neymar it is.
Neymar's last 10.
With the penalty kick.
Quite a lot to say by the look of it to Neymar.
This is sad, bro.
God keep you saved one penalty.
He's going to make it.
But he's not saving that one.
Neymar Midoff gets himself on the World Cup score sheet.
And still chats away to Midoff about what they have absolutely no idea.
The goalkeeper's been brilliant.
He's 2-1, but how much more time can the referee add on?
A good penalty in the end.
That stutter step again.
Gets Neal in, leaning the other down.
And rolls it into the empty net.
Question is now, is there enough time for one more chance for Brazil?
Now the ref's going to immediately go to whistle.
It's Norway's takeoff.
And it's a very, very...
It's literally just like in FIFA.
There might be a fight, bro.
It's going to be illegal every day.
Now, how much more is going to be added on it?
That's what Erdogan wants to know.
Big decision by the American referee.
And Norway will expect the final whistle to blow here.
What's happening. I'm not sure what happened there but the frustration for Brazil should
not be at the rest of the year. It should be at how they played today. Below the whistle.
Taking it out on him which I understand but. It's their own undoing. Below the whistle.
What the f***. Let's say one last chance. Below the whistle.
This would be the greatest of great escapes.
What the hell?
Brazil could do it, Casemiro plays it in,
Nílain holds under the ball, will stay down.
He can't stay down long,
and Nílain allowed to hold on to it for eight seconds, remember.
He doesn't want to make that mistake.
Belts it downfield,
towards Harlan.
And the referee just blows a full time.
No way to the quarter,
By way to the West Bank, Harlan is a hero.
They fucking did it!
Don't keep her as a hero, and Brazil are knocked out again by a European team.
The five-time champions are paying home to one of the most incredible time-hands in years.
Harlan with the praise!
Harlan with the praise!
For Brazil, what a story here.
If they can make it anywhere, perhaps it's Norway on their way into the last state
Let's send it back to Rebecca Low in Los Angeles
He has Erling Harland
It's a lot he's gonna get sad the biggest day in his nation's history
Holland did it and a first-ever world cup final for Norway's
Oh my god, she's so good.
Stop it, Saul Buckin.
Jesus, I'm so impressed, bro.
In tears, Terry, sum that up.
Han is crying, bro.
The story will be, for me, nowhere warm.
I'm brazil lost.
They went to go to get the game together.
Dude, Han is crying, man.
That is so awesome.
When they needed their goalkeeper,
oh, dude, the little Brazilian kids are crying.
Bro, the World Cup is sad, dude.
I don't want people to lose, bro.
When they needed Allen.
Dude, the little bazillion kids are crying.
They need a guy to come and change the game off the bench.
Show them the look.
Let's not forget about that.
He also appeared.
I told you, this team reminds me of Bode Blint in the Champions League.
They are a team with a guy that you forgive him for in a 6-0 box.
Even now, outside of the box, Zlatan...
Anything in the 6, he is scoring, bro.
Anything in the 6, he is scoring.
Listen, this is my way of reminding the world,
in the six, there's no one better.
And let's see if they can reach as far as Sweden did,
Sweden came third play, but the story is a little bit similar.
No, the kids are crying, Bracket watches this, that's sad.
The world goes actually sad.
Bracket's got 20 Brazilian kids crying.
It's actually sad, bro.
The changes that Carlo did today, he didn't give results.
The changes that Soldback can give.
You are
Seems like Norway was doing joke up there. This guy's crazy
Joker. Oh my god
They're not there. They were dancing before the win and yeah now the Vikings is through to the next round
And we're enjoying
Stop showing the kids crying, I cannot watch, because you're sad.
Stop, show them we've been celebrating.
Not yet.
Show somebody happy about it, so sad.
This top scorer, we tour Rebecca.
Yep, Norway had seven, well done.
You're incredible, Brown.
Oh, with who, sorry, with Messi and with Mbappe,
but he is actually turning left.
You're the best in the world.
You're the sixth, you're the best in the world.
You score everything.
Mbappe is top because he had the two assists.
Messi is second because he's done the goals,
scored the goals in fewer minutes,
But we're splitting straws at the moment, but that is the Golden Boot race, as you say.
I was just going to mention that Norway had seven World Cup goals total as a country before coming into this World Cup.
And now he, of course, has seven by himself. The emotion on his face, and he looks exhausted, but you always get that smile on your tears, though, of course.
A kid's crying again.
I know you believe, and of course, that Norway is the story.
Another Brazilian kid is crying. I can't watch this. It's too sad.
They said before doesn't matter how we play as long as we win they lost today
Are you surprised that this has happened under Carlo Ancelotti?
I don't know let the Brazilian press and to love you sat down to this chat
The big man came out and said that it wasn't just this game
Oh, no name I was crying to win if we win those no something no now unfortunately for you
you didn't know he's gonna have to answer a lot a lot a lot a lot of questions
about his choices and how he went about it and like I said to you I have so much
respect for Colin Chilotty they must cry I let the press deal with what they had
to deal with because that like I said at the beginning of the game that will be a
catastrophe if Brazil does not go through I love Holland so much from this
story Holland Holland seems like a really good guy bro that's the story for me
they went about it the right way he's so happy I love the back to the top of
the attack dude he just seems like a good guy this team play today well done
that's the story no way one now and Holland the two heroes for Norway today's
You saw Neymar on the floor in the consolable areas.
Farewell, surely, on the world stage for Neymar.
Oh, the guard is getting a check going.
Look what they're getting ready for.
Oh, the guard is getting a check going.
We're gonna wait. We're gonna... Come on.
You guys in the studio get ready. They are getting ready.
Do not worry. We are gonna bring you the Viking row
as soon as we get back.
But Brazil make their earliest exit since 1990
out of a World Cup.
You're actually a lot to be sad for this, bro.
Very first time
Bro back alive he does have style like he always looks good in the suits, bro
But he's getting sacked like I'm just gonna keep it a bean bro
He's getting sad and they will play in Miami either Mexico or guys that is the game that me Ron
Lacey and Marvin are going to it's gonna be either Norway versus Mexico or England
we don't know yet bro yeah I know some of y'all are from Norway congratulations
brah I'm happy for y'all boys man first ever top eight congratulations to bro
honestly Norway has a good chance at making it semi's I'm not even kidding
bro they have a good fucking chance for you just as soon as we come back don't
go anywhere I promise
Oh yeah, wait Lacey is not coming. Yeah, he's not coming to the World Cup game because I think he tore his ACL
But chat high-vives is coming
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For life's rewarding loans
High-vives is coming bro
dude, we have to check we have to wait two hours for
the next cinema game that was cinema that was a roller coaster of emotions
bro I'm not even gonna lie name our last World Cup name our last World Cup goal
name our crying at the end Holland crying tears of joy and then it showed
like 50 different little Brazilian kids crying which was really sad
Odegaard's happy he's getting a chant going that was a lot of emotions bro that
That was a crazy World Cup game.
That was a crazy World Cup game, bro.
Brands, you could win $1 million.
Is David the backyard ready for the FIFA World Cup?
Look at the gold's leaderboards.
Bro, I know I want Messi to win the Golden Boot,
but it's going to be hard, bro.
Mbappe and Holland are just going off.
I still believe.
I still believe in my go, bro.
I still believe Messi can get the Golden Boot.
It's gonna be hard though.
It is gonna be hard.
Okay, chat.
Chat, that was literally cinema.
Like dude, Holland is so fucking good.
Like, he is so incredible, man.
It's just an incredible player.
Every time, every time you watch Holland, bro,
He needs literally one chance a game
and he'll score it every time.
And now chat in about two hours.
We have literal cinema, bro.
Mexico versus England.
I think Mexico's gonna win, bro.
I'm telling you, I'm a big momentum guy.
I think momentum matters a lot.
And I think Mexico has more momentum
than England in this tournament.
Okay, let's check the golden boot race right now, bro. Let's check the let's check the
goals leaderboards. Dude, Holland. Oh my God, he's good. That was incredible. That was an
incredible game. Another world class performance from Holland, bro. Dude, also, I learned some
players. Oscar Bob, that motherfucker can triple, bro.
And Chad, who was the other Norwegian guy, Nusso?
That guy was good, too.
That guy looked good.
Nusso.
Incredible.
Yo, very, yo, very much.
Congratulations to Norway, bro.
Congratulations to y'all.
First ever top eight.
That is literally awesome.
drink some fucking Norwegian beers tonight, boys. That is cinema. Okay. Now, chat, let's look at the
World Cup Goals Leaderboard. Chat, we can't do RP today. I forgot to set it up with High Vives again.
Okay, so chat, here it is.
Okay. So wait. Wait, Norway's doing the chant, I think. I missed it.
Just a second. Just a moment to introduce, of course. That's Andy Premavich.
Are you ready?
We are all ready to join in with that Viking role. Let's get straight back out there.
They're doing it.
Yeah, Norway's doing it.
They're calling for us.
Yeah, they're waiting for us.
Okay, they're waiting for us.
Let's let's have a look guys. Hold on to it. I can't show
Is a little bit tired you fixed it
Dude, this is aura, bro, this is aura. Oh my god
He's enjoying it when they're gonna get it.
He's milking it.
There's more effective in the bugs than there, right?
Dude, what a cool fucking celebration.
They did it boys! Oh my god! Quarterfinals from Norway!
That's amazing. And I'm going to that game!
I'm going to that game!
Wow! Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Yo chat, by the way.
And Portugal they are gonna meet Spain
and then the United States takes center stage
the Americans.
Tomorrow is gonna be fucking cinema.
Boys, I'm going live at one p.m.
We're watching Spain versus Portugal.
And right after that watching USA versus Belgium.
And I might drink beers because I don't care no more bro.
USA playing World Cup.
Chat, tomorrow is gonna be fucking cinema.
Today's cinema.
Like, tomorrow is gonna be, oh wait, wait.
your immediate reaction when you phone up the news that ball would be available.
Well, happy for him. I think it's a fair decision. But not too much time to enjoy it because I
seem to prepare the game and we know that tomorrow is going to be a massive challenge for us.
Evasion is a great team. We're a great player, a great coach. And what we need to do is...
Chad, what club does Pacetino coach? What club does he coach?
how we approach the game tomorrow and perform. That is what we need.
What did you personally say to Balor about the news?
Well, it's only a hack and not too much because in this type of moment...
He didn't coach any club?
You found out that type of situation is about to fill, you know, the energy and that's it
because words, I think, are not, cannot describe with words, you know, the happiness.
And I see the most important is that he was connected during the week training and feeling
part of the team and now, you know, it's our decision.
Expand yourselves out there and talk to them.
ESG, wow.
One more.
Chelsea, 1024.
One more.
The situation, the build-up to Mexico.
I go to a lot of clubs.
A little bit later, Ron, but Zlatan and Thierry, let's bring you the story if you're just joining
us of what happened between Norway and Brazil because history today...
Okay, but here's what I think, bro. Honestly.
Here's my stance on the bottle red card, bro. Um, first off, I said this immediately, uh, when it happened, that was the worst called ever. It should have never been a red card. Um, I've had wreck you nine, uh, soccer refs in the United States make better calls than that.
It was the worst call I've got.
It was the worst route I've ever seen.
But I don't think it should have been overturned.
Because now the problem is, well, if our red card gets
overturned, what happens if France has a red card?
Like, what happens if Odie say gets a red card?
Could he just play the next game?
I think it's a shit call, but shit calls are part of sports.
And I'm an American, bro, but that's what I think.
I don't think we should have had the red card removed.
Even though it's a shit call and I disagree,
that should have been a yellow every day of the week.
If you disagree, you have a 45 IQ
and don't understand the sport.
It should have never been a red.
It was completely unintentional.
The way he caught the guy's ankle was like,
it just made it look horrible,
but like it was so obviously unintentional.
And I don't even think the guy got injured from it,
but yeah, horrible call, but the red card should have stayed.
You shouldn't,
Cause now there's going to be problems if, cause there's going to be another red card in the next eight or nine games, there's going to be another red card. So then it's like, well, now what can everyone just get the red card removed?
You know, so that's what I think, bro, kind of a, in the middle, I see both sides, bro. Fortnite Twitter. What do you mean?
Namor is gone. I know guys. I was watching I was watching
Four night tweets, what do you mean four night tweets? What is their tweet? I
Don't want to blindly open Twitter tracks. There could be a penis in there, bro. You never know how Twitter Twitter is
Can I look at Troy Dan's tweet?
I'm new to soccer, but this guy, this Hoddan guy is pretty good.
Troy Dan is such a legend, bro.
Such a W YouTuber.
Okay.
Fortnite tweets?
Okay.
What do you mean Fortnite tweet?
You need Fortnite comp?
Chat Fortnite comp?
Fortnite comp?
Fortnite comp?
Is it that tournament?
Fortnite competitive, revealing all program creator series duos on faxity stream tomorrow, 1pm PST.
Oh, God. Chat. Okay. I mean, we'll be able to see the teams.
Bro, but I heard faxities with Pete, bro.
That's not even fair, dude.
They should have gave Peter bot like Marlin or Los Polos or some shit, bro.
Practice.
Guys, I'm scared.
Like I'm going to be honest, bro.
I'm scared of this four night tournament.
I'm scared, bro.
Like I'm scared.
I don't do, I played with Pollo two days ago.
I'm scared.
I can't even like hit anybody, bro.
I'm just scared I don't even know if all the practice in the world can help me
Bro, I didn't know what I signed up for bro could they switch it to no builds y'all think
Or no probably not
Practice well we need to play a game for an hour because we're gonna watch from Mexico, England. God that game is going to be so fucking good
um
Chat what game should we play bro?
Should we play fortnite?
She'll be playing Fortnite chat. I can't play GTRP guys because my I'm all I didn't set up. I didn't say I forgot set about
Jack fortnight league of legends or R6 who somebody said fall guys throw fall guys in there, too
My pulling
you
Thank you very much.
is at the Etihad, All in.
Hey, all in, all in.
Shaa.
Chat.
Hollen is so good.
Guys, vote guys, vote, vote.
Fortnite Y'all want me to practice.
Dude, I'm going to get passed around like a blunt.
Bro, I'm going to Cane-Hathrick.
You think Kane gave him the hat trick?
Bro, I don't know, Mexico hasn't even conceded.
Bro, look, let me tell it to you straight up, bro.
Mexico has not even conceded.
Do you realize how insane that is?
I don't mean lose.
Let me say this again, bro.
I don't mean lose.
Mexico hasn't conceded.
Like, bro, they haven't fucking conceded, buddy.
England, y'all better lock in, bro.
Mexico's locked they're locked
Guys, okay, we got one hour of fortnight until it's game time lock in bro, okay lock in I
Dude, I have to win this fucking tournament man
My teammate is Pollo bro as long as I get warmed up and I get to the next level as a player
We could win this tournament no problem
Okay listen if I get stream sniped, I swear to God!
Dude, oh my god bro! What a game!
Holland is so fucking good, bro.
Holy crap!
Holland is so good, chat.
World-class player, dude.
World fucking class.
Actually, that was suck, like dude.
Second goal was so sexy.
One second preparation.
Literally, one second preparation just buried, bro.
Guys, so I know one of the teams I'm going to see it's going to be Norway. That's the first game. I'm going to man. It's going to be me, Ron and Marlon. Lacey was going to go, but I think he tore his ACL. SpongeBob, Saj, and Moat in the chat for nice.
But yes, bro, I'm going to, guys, y'all got to understand, bro, like, when I was a kid
and I would watch World Cup, every World Cup, it was like a dream to go to a game, bro.
And if it wasn't for y'all, I would never even be able to get into a position of going
to a World Cup game.
So thank you guys, bro.
Like y'all legitimately like have made my life so much better than I thought it would
ever be bro that ass like I never thought I would be able to go to a fucking
World Cup game but I'm going to three and I'm going to the finals like bro I'm
excited guys like I really am excited bro I'm excited dude so I'm gonna be
able to see Holland in person the only football game I've ever been to was
sporting vs Arsenal when I was in England a couple of months ago and that
game was a fucking snooze fast bro um but yeah dude i'm excited bro it's funny it'll
actually be the second time i've seen um i think odegaard but i don't know if odegaard played
chat when i watch um sporting vs arsenal did odegaard play that game i don't know if he did
I think he was injured was he injured I believe he was
Dude guys
World Cup quarterfinals
Norway versus either England or Mexico excited for whoever it is. I'm going to that game
World Cup semifinals
Probably gonna be Argentina, bro. If I get to meet like if I get to see Messi with my own eyes I
Deadass like I don't know bro. I might cry bro
Like if I get to see him with my own eyes, bro, I dead ass might stroke it
Bro, it's not even glazed bro, dude. Oh my god, I'm excited, bro. I really am
And then bro, after semifinals, I'm going to finals. I have a feeling it's going to be Argentina France, dude. Oh my god, it's going to be cinema. That's going to be so cinema.
Chat, imagine the World Cup finals is Argentina vs USA. I dead ass don't know who I even cheer for.
should I get like a double jersey like I don't I can't cheer against Messi that's
not in my blood to do and I can't cheer against USA that's not in my blood to do
what do I do bro if the World Cup finals is USA are you know what the fuck do I
even do I can't cheer against either of those I don't know I don't know what to do
I don't know. I don't know what I could do.
It's probably not going to happen, so I'm probably not going to have to worry about it.
Okay, now chat. Should I play some Fortnite? Bro, I need a delay. Jeff? Dude, Jeff? Should I play with Jeff?
Octane?
That's what I played with, Jeff?
Okay, okay, Jeff, pick up this Discord, bro.
Okay.
Okay.
We almost called Jeffy, wait hold up, there he is.
Jeff!
Chattanova, Jynxie, Cawthorne, Chattanova, Puyo is on, is Puyo on, is Puyo on?
Yo, what's good yo Jeff it sounds like you're in an aquarium, bro
Good keep it like that. Just stay normal and chill. Let him talk. Don't force anything. You're doing yeah, real
Did you call Grock Jeff
Jeff did you Jeff did you call Grock bro? Why'd you remind me that?
Yo, what's up?
Yo, Jeff, that is not your voice, bro.
Jeff, talk.
Yo, what's up?
Jeff, what's good, bro?
How you been, man?
You been good?
Keep it natural.
Stay relaxed.
Dude, can you tell Grop to put a sock in it, Jeff?
Jeff, just, bro.
Loose Twitter, what do you mean Loose Twitter?
You ready to play Duelz?
Yeah, Jeff, I could hear your-
Good, keep it short like that.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Jeff, I could hear your fucking AI, bro.
Loose bat, $50,000 on Norway to win.
Yo. Yo, Jeff.
Yo, what's up? Did he leave? Yo, you ready to play, bro?
Jeff, give me host. Give me host.
I'm down. I mean, you host.
I'm giving you holes.
Jeff, hang up on the AI, bro.
Please God, hang up in the AI, man.
Whoa, whoa, you're unreal.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
check, check, check, check, listen, listen, relax, relax, relax.
I'm not talking unreal, bro.
JC, JC, I'm on Adderall right now.
I'm going to carry you, okay?
I'm going to carry you.
I'm on Adderall right now.
Adderall, you fucking idiot.
That's going to mess up your career.
fucking idiot that's going to mess up your game.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, what's going on?
And I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
I was joking.
I actually ate some potatoes and I don't know.
I'm just playing really good right now.
So I'm going to tear your ass. You understand what I'm saying?
Jeff, what is your delay, man?
We need to delay it. We're going to get streams tonight, bro.
We could do we could do like a six or seven minute delay.
If you want, you want to do that?
Hi, guys. Why do I have no game?
So I wait. That's why.
Jeff you want to do a six or seven minute delay
Yeah, what's up
Ready
No, no, no, not the invite me. You know what they say?
You know what they say if you wasn't invited
Oh, I have to go if you wasn't buy it don't ask to go and
Like don't step that invite. That's in the air
You know, I'm saying
You know I'm saying
Bro Jeff Jeff bro, are you back into your grandma's house?
Oh first split second first split second. I'm uh, I'm in the I'm in the D word POI. No, no
I'm just living by myself right now. What is D word?
D and it ends with an S
D and it ends with a try I guess try I guess yeah try I guess it's a POI in America Dallas. Yeah
Why are you not in the pro am Jeff what?
They didn't hit me up bro. They didn't hit me up. You try not like you try to see me in real life
You try you try you try to see me in real life. You should don't get a picture of me. What did you say?
No
No, dude, I'll be down to see you though. I'll be down to see you in there
Okay, okay bet we can get a picture for sure and I'm sorry, bro
Uh, six foot three.
I don't know why you're chocolate.
You're not six foot three.
I'm six foot three.
I'm six foot three.
Jeff, I saw you fight against Jason.
Ah, wake up.
It's about the coffee, bro.
You're not six three.
I'm six three.
Me and Erling Halden are six three, bro.
Uh, no, you're not.
All right.
So we're going to get straight.
We're going to get straight.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I eat sweet potatoes.
It's okay.
What is the how is that gonna help with
It's like I'm just saying really good
Is gonna make the delinquents not
No, I have anti-deoxys in it, and it's good for you, bro. I'm a drop on the chef. I
Got it. I got it. I need to eat food for the England game chat. Shall I get fish and chips, mate?
Fish and chips, mate
Now I got that one for sure
Sammy, I'm gonna push it
Come on. I'm coming. I'm doing what you do. Come back. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Do what you do.
Nice, I think they're gonna come soon. We're gonna use a tower to our advantage, okay?
They're second day seven coming up coming up. They're loaded down. We're gonna
you psycho what's up it's me bro you you want to fight in the ring you don't
forget my people car thank you in somewhere he is I can't I can't hear
you know so how's your day today
bro lock the fuck in bro I'm gonna win
watch out they're under you under you under you under you I don't like how do
I use a spray how do you spray is it gonna be what did you do with the
spray I think you drink it drink it drink it drink it
bro fucking drink it drink it drink it drink it doesn't let me doesn't let me
go to water okay okay i'm gonna go to water i'm gonna go to water
no my day is good bro i'm sorry i'm just trying to win sorry
oh my god you're right my day is good my day is good it's killing me it's killing me it's not
killing me jc it's telling me brother no girl if you go in the water you have to be fully submerged
You're actually good, baby.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Jeff, you're actually good.
Thank you.
Don't forget.
Don't forget.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I
Know
This win this win this win this win this win this I have an AR
Bro, you just cast for the ghost me bro. I have one bill. You bro. No, man
He's gonna come in my box
Jinx he's gonna get in my box
What the fuck is that the shit are you on bro bro just kill him you're a pro
Kill him. I have three ARs. Kill him
I think he have no mats
I like a monkey
Should I just skip?
Wait chat is poyo on bro Jeff I might have to leave the practice for my teammate bro
You're gonna leave me no like Jeff love you the death kid
But bro, I have a big ass tournament in like a week bro. Like I it's huge. I cannot
Bro, I cannot lose like now. He's not on chat. Well, it's not on bro. No, that's okay. You can see you can go play
Oh, no Jeff. Whoa. Whoa, bro. It's not even like that, bro
It's just I have a huge tournament, bro. Hey, but no, we can play Jeff
No, it's all good. No Jeff. Come on, bro
Jeff come on, bro, put you in the game
Jeff you there
Jeff? Jeff? Jeff? Jeff? Jeff?
Good bye Jeff.
Jeff! Jeff!
No, I'm ready. Don't uninstall. Jeff, I'm ready.
Jeff, whoa, I'm ready, wait!
Jeff, don't go!
Jeff, I'm ready!
I'm sorry, Jeff.
I'm sorry, Jeff. I gotta go, bro. I gotta go, Jeff.
I can't do this, bro. I can't do this anymore, bro.
Jeff, I'm ready, bro. Jeff, come on!
What the...
Your Roshi cheered, Axe 100. What did I know?
I
Cheshire play them bro
Bro, yeah, let's play all I said was bro all I said was I might have to practice God damn
Shag forgive Jinxie chat
This is Scion bath salts
What the fuck did I do?
That's all he told me.
What did he tell you?
You didn't say-
Cortisol.
I
Check my stomach out. I need to get literally he said I don't remember. Okay. Yeah, so you didn't say anything, bro
No, get him to message me. No Libby literally scroll up. This is all he fucking sent, bro
I'm probably gonna ban your other account. I'm not gonna lie, dude. God. I god. I love Joe, bro. All right, uh, yo
Chat is Jeff ready. What's happening?
Guys not listen, bro. We have two options, man
We have two options
Should I eat tacos or fish and chips, bro?
It's England versus Mexico, dude.
Like, I don't know.
I think, bro, whatever I eat is the team I'm going to cheer for, bro.
I don't know, bro.
I think I should get tacos, dude.
I think I should get tacos.
Bro, chat.
Bro, but high-fives, the thing is the only places around me that have
Fishing chips is like a couple
It's like grocery stores, I think
Do chat what is the best tacos did Jeff actually leave what the fuck?
Puyos in a pro tournament
Bro, at least my teammates practicing bro. Hey boy. Oh, listen, baby. I got you bro. I'm gonna practice too
Jeff left. All right, bro. All right
Chad said I get tacos
Hold it. Okay, Chad, hold it.
How many taco places are near me and how many fish and chips places are near me?
Oh.
Bro, taco sounds so good right now. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Avocados from Mexico.
Your hairline is shaped like a taco
Chat run a pole
Tacos is winning chat. Oh my god, okay
Tacos tacos
Dude what it's like. Okay. Oh man
Dude the game is in one hour chat. Oh my god
Bro Holland is so good bro Holland masterclass today, bro
Okay, let me get chat. Do y'all get soft taco or crunchy? What is y'all's favorite taco? Soft taco or crunchy?
Bro, I think maybe crunchy. Soft, really? Okay, I'm gonna get soft tacos then, chat.
I'm gonna get soft taco. In chat, y'all like beef or chicken? I like beef, no key. I like chicken better,
better, but when it comes to tacos, I actually like beef better, y'all.
Wait, you're telling me I can add steak to this?
Yo, a beef and cheese taco is $2.
In DoorDash?
That's good.
Okay, no, no, no, I want beef too.
I'm gonna try one of Doritos Locos once.
I don't know if I've had one of those, bro.
I don't know if I've had a Doritos Locos taco, bro.
Actually, no, I'm not going to get that. I'm just going to get, chat. Wait, Jeff DC. Oh yeah. I'm ready to play if he wants to play.
All right, I did one steak taco, one chicken taco, one beef.
Darth Maul FFA.
Balls, what the fuck is Darth Maul FFA?
What is Darth Maul?
What is Darth Maul FFA?
What?
Try call Jeff. He's not in here, bro.
Jinxy, you know what? I changed my mind. I forgive you for switching up on me.
No, what's going on?
What the fuck, bro?
No such you
Yeah, yo, where the hell am I at?
What the fuck
There's no way this is real.
There's no way this is real.
Yo, Jeff!
Yo!
I'm in the dark mall right now!
HAHAHAHA
Jep, watch out for the high ground!
Watch out for the high ground!
What?
Watch out for the high ground!
Okay, Jep, I'm inviting you, bro.
How do you like how are you so good-looking and stuff like how do you get so good-looking?
Oh, thank you, bro. I appreciate that
All right, that's actually crazy. I need to FaceTime lacy, bro. Jeff, hold on one second, man
Shut up. Jinx, he called him. Jinx, he called him.
Hey, I'll be here.
Jeff, you're not in the game, bro. Are you on, like, Coke right now?
Nah, I'm just trying to get my game in.
Uh, yo, Jeff, if you don't join soon, bro, I'm gonna cue you, bro.
Please join, goddamn.
Jeff, what are you doing?
Jynxie, I need to tell you something, bro.
Bro, what?
What?
So earlier, you know, since he switched up on me, I deleted my game, and I'm on 71 percent
down on it right now.
Jeff, why the hell would you delete your goddamn game, Brown?
I messed up
I messed up Jinxie
I'm sorry bro Jeff has that been okay, bro. He's been good man. I
Really bro
You really want to know bro. Yeah, bro talk to me bro. I can tell something. It's wrong dude. I
a girl left me bro how long ago did that happen two days ago damn well bro
listen to this man at first it's gonna hurt really bad bro but eventually you
move on and that's how life is dude everybody you know has probably been
through some type of rough break up before man alright you're a human bro
it's life it's part of life you have to think of it as one long book bro and
right now you might be in a rough chapter but if you just keep on reading
the book you're gonna get to some good chapters bro she's got to keep your head
up dude
Thank you bro.
Yes sir buddy.
That means a lot bro.
Yup.
When you and Brecky Hill broke up, what happened with her?
Hold on to the entire body planning on me.
I'm getting on the game right now.
I gave this dude legitimate advice, bro.
this dude legitimate advice bro
what up Joe big ladies in the building what up Priya
so bro just chillin enough just fucking chillin bro so you're on the game
bro I'm in here bro I'm in here yo you want to play a couple of games bro I'm
I'm down. Let's do it.
Dude, I don't know if I can play ranked though, man. Am I going to get passed around like a blunt?
It's fine. I can give you a host here.
Okay, back, back, back. Wait, but doesn't, wait, but doesn't Host don't put us in Diamond?
Well, if you want, I was giving you a host because like, if you want to put on pubs, you can put on pubs.
That's not, that's how I was giving you a host. Or put on whatever server you want.
Okay, okay, I'll play folks on here, bro. I'm kind of down for some right. Let's see how it goes, bro
I'm about to play um in this program dude laser you in it from mm-hmm
But I'm not playing in it. Let me go in though
So it's gonna be fun to watch you're going to your teammate
My teammate is poyo bro. My teammate is poyo. We're probably gonna win
You know a non-steam a can you leak check Twitter it?
I
Cannot leak check Twitter it
But do you know round steaming? Oh
No, I
Tomorrow is he doesn't even have his own
But I think I think I don't see me guys. I don't guys
Yo, I gave Jeff advice, bro. Like I don't in Jeff troll, bro
I'm not well. I'm not gonna do this fake cry thing every two minutes, bro. I'm gonna play with ladies
Dude, so you're telling me you don't know Ron you don't know Ron's
You know what is the problem? When is it? It's well, it's well, it's well
No, yeah, I don't know it
I'll probably know it once he says it
Damn, bro. Well, I feel like Ron probably got
I'm trying to like guess.
What do y'all think Wrong God, bro?
You have a really good teammate though.
Yeah, I do, but Leys, it's Fortnite, so I can't really do anything, right?
You don't gotta do much when you're playing on Folio, bro.
I'm just gonna tell it how it is.
I'm just gonna be honest, bro.
He's good, bro.
Wait, so could I basically just like give him maps and win?
Uh, yeah, I mean, I'm pretty sure it's reload, so like you kind of just gotta live so that
Like if he does die, he can just...
...re-spawn.
Re-spawn.
Cause if you...
Cause like, you know, you re-spawn and reload.
But if you both die, then it's over, you know what I'm saying?
So wait, my entire job
is literally just to hide in the bush from poya.
Like, hold up.
I wouldn't say like...
All that, but like...
That's probably gonna be your role.
Like, you're gonna have to live, yeah.
You're gonna have to live for sure.
life like obviously you guys are like fighting together you know playing the
game and shit but like he's probably gonna like I mean I don't know I'll
probably you know tell you live a lot boy oh dude okay so he could just I'm
just gonna be his little like walking let's go here I never I haven't played
a little bit um well like I don't know cuz like it's difficult bro I'm like
You're not a fucking like think you know how to play video games like there's other people who are the creator who are like
Bop's who don't know how to play video
Told on Twitter that I'm gonna be the worst creator
I mean, I don't know who's all playing so like I'm gonna be the worst one
Worst the dragon it
No, like that ass I was gonna be the worst one
I know you're lending you know I'm good
I got one
Are we playing right?
Yeah I think this is Diamond bro
Yeah yeah yeah
I just haven't played much
I'm shocking here
Get on your wall
I'm dead
I'm weak now I have no shield
you got that you got a medkit you got a medkit i can have actually just to hold
mark your dollars i have no mask though come to me just crouch on these stairs with me
perhaps it makes no noise, right?
yeah
a little bit of noise
they have no fucking mats
you can back up, you can complain
we're good, they have mats, they're fucking stacked
one's lighted, one's lighted
the Ferrari's getting the girls to hatch, he's lighted
nice nice nice
here we go
no one's on it
the other one's on me
no ammo my god
this guy was white, probably 100 hp
come on
that's a different team
bro what?
Okay, what's that lacy go?
Lacy go lacy go I want to check in bro. He's still going to the game
bro
Ladies what is up buttercup? How you been mad?
No, you're good bro, so bro, are you still gonna be able to go to the World Cup game or no?
the game. Yeah. Dude, if you
can't go that'll actually be
sad, bro. It might be a lot of
stairs, though, bro. Can you do
that? Um, well, the games like
handicap accessible. I actually
don't know. Legitimately. I
think some of the natives for
handicapped people. There's
nobody segregated handicaps
from the from the World Cup
Games. No, yeah, you'll be
good, bro. You're bro. You'll
be wait. So you'll be going
and you'll just be in a
I mean, yeah, unless I don't know I went to the doctor today and I got really bad news. So what's what what did they say?
So not only did I re-tear my ACL, but I also tore my MCL and meniscus
You tore your MCL meniscus and ACL
Yes, and I need full knee reconstruction surgery. Oh, no, bro
That actually sucks, dad
And it sucks too, because the worst part was I started crying in the doctor's office when he told me this, he said that he doesn't think like there's a chance that I'll never be able to play sports again.
Bro, that's that sucks.
That actually sucks.
I don't have dreams.
After I get the surgery.
Ladies, yo, ladies, why?
Like, bro, ladies, what are you doing, bro?
What?
Not you bro. Lays is in the call. Lays, what the fuck bro? Continue Lays.
Yeah, I'm serious. No Lays. Lays was. Lays let out two chuckles bro.
Bro.
Lays you know. Bro. Yes.
I didn't laugh. What?
I'm telling you, if you laugh all you want, it's gonna prove everybody wrong.
I'm gonna get this surgery.
I didn't laugh. It was Lays.
No, bro, dude. No, Lacey, you're gonna be fine, bro. You want to know why bro? Because I got a good feeling, bro
Now no seriously dude, and also you could still golf, right? Shirley
I
I hope I can still walk because I have potential to move the PGA too.
Alright bro.
Alright.
Okay.
Yes, you do, you do.
Bro, but I hope to see you out of the game bro, dead ass.
Like I wanted to check in and just make sure.
No, I'm gonna try to go.
So like right now, like I can put a tiny bit of weight on my knee.
So there is a chance I'm gonna be on creptius gimpin' around at the game.
But I also might be in a wheelchair.
Well bro, it'll be fun ass game bro.
It's probably gonna be Norway, Mexico or Norway, England bro.
It's gonna be Norway versus Mexico.
to go there and be my halan vs. navel.
Yes, bro.
All right, Lacey, I'll see you, man.
Bless up, man.
See you soon.
See you, bro.
Yeah, that's actually sad, bro.
Tour of three things.
Lace, why the fuck were you laughing, dude?
What the fuck?
OK, to be 100% honest, when he said he started crying
at the doctor, I thought he was going to say some bullshit,
bro.
So I was already in the mood to laugh.
And then he was serious, so it was also kind of funny.
and then, but like, and I'm actually funny,
you know what I'm saying?
What the fuck, Laze?
What the hell?
No, yeah, that definitely sucks, bro.
Like that definitely like,
Prime Summertime too, you get crippled,
that's really insane, I'm not gonna lie.
That is actually like, bro, it really does suck.
Not gonna lie.
And like, that's like cancer.
But, who knows, bro, maybe,
Everything happens for a reason bro, like what if like something just happens like what if he just you know saying like something good
Yeah, you're right bro, you're right man. You're right
Like who knows maybe
I did not watch the game I was sitting outside bro my phone was too hot to watch it
but I
I just know that Holland Holland scored twice. That's all I know
And I saw that a name are scored and was shit talking the goalie and then was crying after well crying because it's last world cup
Obviously, but he did shit talk and then start crying
Yeah, yes, bro, did you bet do you bet? I do bet but I didn't bet on that game in particular
Okay, I I've been watching the games though like the games have been good, bro like
Um, Cape Verde, Argentina. Watch that entire game. Not kidding. That was actually like, bro.
That was actually like, bro, that was a good watch. Like, that was actually a good watch.
I know that like, I'm not tapped into like, I don't watch like, uh, Premier League, that's what it's called.
Like, I don't watch any of that shit. Like, I'm just watching the World Cup because it's around.
And it's, it's pretty good, bro. Not gonna lie. I didn't really watch the last World Cup either, but
Yeah.
The game's been good.
Yeah, bro.
So Metz you're Ronaldo, nice.
Bro, I'm not even tapped in like that, but I'm just gonna be honest, bro.
I really don't know.
I literally do not know, bro.
I'm just gonna be honest.
Both of them don't even play in one of the main leagues, so I haven't even really
ever watched them play besides the World Cup so I literally have nothing to say.
Because like the few times that I have watched soccer it was like the Premier League or whatever
the fuck they the main shit is that they be playing in.
So I don't really like what Messi plays for like Miami and Ronaldo plays for like the Middle
East team or some shit.
I'm a star.
Yeah.
Yeah they do play in MLS and Saudi League now but that once was a time bro.
well they played in the same league and it was cinema
they're playing lots of chugging up time
i just like yeah
gojo gojo what the f*** gojo
oh no
yeah that was a good
Yeah, I always get emoted. No fuck rank. I lost go. Oh, no
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I didn't I actually forgot to that you really have to like
Focus on your rank. Okay. Okay. Like we can actually like try here
Okay, okay, that's fine. That's okay, bro
Dude I'm watching the England game in 50 minutes. Yo, it's rock streaming today. Where's Bondale? Oh
I don't know. He's on bro. I
Don't know. He's on bro aura aura is the aura farming
Now I know he watched the first
He watched Brazil Norway. I know he watched that
No, but is he is he streaming today is rock streaming? I
Um, I don't know, I mean, it's kind of late, so.
Yeah.
No.
I'd assume not.
I'd assume not.
So, Lace.
Yeah, I'm going to watch the game.
How long have you been Rod's cameraman for, Lace?
Um, actually the 4th of July I made it a year.
That's not working for him last 4th of July my first stream like first time working
It was like a 24 hour on the 4th of July, and then yeah
And how did you meet Ron?
Um, I met him through like a mutual
Like um and like 20
Like 2021 2022 maybe we just had like a mutual friend, and then he was like
Like, you know, you should join me and Ron and I was like,
let's do it, let's play and then, let's go here,
I marked it.
And then we started playing, yeah.
My back said, you were one of Ron's first 10 subs.
Yeah, I think it was like, me and Clips
were the first two or something.
Besides like his IRL.
Yeah, that's pretty insane, I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, it's cause like, oh no.
Oh wait, you mean like the Mexico game? Oh, I saw they're having some weather.
Talk to me. Yo, what? Yo, John. I'm already dead? How? How am I already dead?
When did Fortnite...
Lace, can you try to rage?
When did Fortnite get this play, bro?
What the fuck? I got already died!
You know, these people came to play, bro.
Oh, dude, my tacos are here!
Wait, Lace, I'll be back! Take them to the street, man!
Okay.
All right, so guys
So guys
Also Jinx he said he was ordering tacos for the game
For like he Mexico and then gets taco bill bro. I
Thought he was getting like an actual spot spot cannot be the only one
Don't keep blue my shit
I went out of getting here.
Vape break.
He probably is going to vape.
He's probably ripping the shit out of his vape right now.
Getting his Taco Bell in vape bro.
Taco Bell Vape and World Cup...Soccer.
Grr!
Can't blame him.
Knocked off.
Just telling Pete.
Put out a vape.
Vape makes me cough.
That's not cat, bro.
not no shit bro no they like people like I don't know if people like inhale of
vapor I've tried to inhale of a I just can't
if you make me call
yeah
any of y'all putting money on the game or not anybody putting money on Mexico
versus Madadaddy's. Oh shit, that just came shockingly. That's a good email bro. Oh my
Oh my god. I've been hit in that emo IRA.
Oh no.
Pardon?
came to score first for a hundred oh the Ghana doctor lifted his curse bro the
Ghana doctor lifted his curse
that's all that
he could score now that's all he scored against in his last game would they
verse I forgot who did they verse weren't they about to lose
Are they going to lose someone they weren't supposed to lose to? I actually didn't watch that game.
Dr. Congo.
There's...
Game is not delayed. Is that one guy?
I'm trying to think of like, what other games I've watched that were like good.
Oh yeah, Ronaldo plays tomorrow versus Luminium wall.
Penaldo.
Bro, is that guy on USA getting that shit revoked?
Actually some bullshit.
I actually saw that.
Same thing happens to Ronaldo though.
I'm god I looked it up bro so like they did to Ronaldo before though in the
World Cup that's what they said
Laze did you win? Oh my god you still alive!
Yeah yeah I was waiting to rest
Laze how long did you do in the stream bro?
I don't know I thought it was pretty calm
Dude I got a taco oh shit
Yeah you got a taco bell bro
Hell yeah, bro
Oh shit people are waiting or on here
You doubt the sky are you good? How am I dying out of the sky every time?
Christian doc, I just have a friggin pistol. Yeah
I was supposed to learn anything if he's cute.
I'm just kidding.
He's keeping my Triggin pistol, yeah.
Dead.
If you would just get up and teach him instead of handling it,
I'm gonna kick you, yo.
That's a good one, bro.
Not gonna lie.
That's an actual good one.
Here, there might be...
Oh!
Keep going on this.
Oh, no.
Come here.
Come to me.
Bro, I got you in the way!
C'mon ladies, you got this, baby!
It's looked better, bro.
I could do some bullshit.
Was that little fucker dancing?
Was that little fucker dancing?
Yeah, I need to make my sense faster, I think, for the pro-am, bro.
This is hard, bro.
You play controller?
Yeah.
Same.
I'm gonna do 7-7.
Wait, Lays, you're controller, bro?
Yeah.
Don't mind me, Lays. I'm just eating the beef taco.
No worries, bro. Kill that shit.
I got a good card, though.
Oh, yeah, shocks.
This could be lit.
Oh, no.
bro you got crunchy bro bro talk about you got to go soft bro
I got some soft ones still maybe like a cheesy gordita have you had that oh my
Oh my god, you're gonna get me going, bro.
Did you get a boha blast in that?
Bro, I'm in it.
Laze.
I got...
Guard.
I got soft too.
Okay, okay, that's fair.
Like I did both.
Now I'm doubling down.
Now this one is chicken and steak, y'all.
Probably good.
chat whoa whoa look at this
wow oh I know that I know that shit's good bro
look at that bro look at chicken and steak
I'm going back to your car
I'm gonna get this card, hopefully they're not camping on it, it wouldn't be unlikely.
Oh shit.
Where's your bot?
Bad aim
Oh shit
Bro like you said earlier, bro
The way Tifu does it I saw you with the pistol trying to do a little cone peak, bro
Yes, oh my god
Jack I got another crunchy one God these bro base. Hey, bro
You're just swallowing bro. Okay. All right
Just keep killing them, bro
I mean
Well, I could try and get it right now. You can get every one. You can get every one
this is good. Oh my god.
Oh my god. I'm back.
Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember that was that match match some million
That's a million bucks. Yeah, bro. Do you just die? I'm just kidding
All right
I mean, I've gotten shot out of the sky three times bro. I just want to play for tonight
Why are you so good at this game now?
Bro
Jabber is so good now bro, I just wanna play Fortnite you're called to me
Can I fall up I'm like I can no no no I just wanted to be able to look well
Are you Luke Skywalker yep Luke Skywalker
All right, ladies lock in baby now. Yeah, I'm locked and I really I hear you drop you two minis
Maybe three. I'll say come over here, bro. Come to the vending machine. We can we can get some loot
Here honestly take all my minis I'm trying to use this truck
Yeah, take some shocks drives 200 metal I look you got a farm
I'm doing the smashes
She's smacking
Dude, okay, we're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're gonna win
We're gonna win, we're gonna win
Yeah, we will
You're actually about to be at the fucking prone
Somebody be lit
Yeah, bro, I'm ready to go, bro
I'm fired up
Imagine you win a game, bro, on land
Holy shit
bro Jack's gonna be cent on my bow. I'm gonna win.
You should slide, yeah, yeah.
I shoulda get you some whites.
Lays, I have a pistol and nine bills.
Okay, okay. Just be smacking trees and shit, as we go.
And bushes, they could be like...
Why do they delay the fucking game? Why?
How long?
Like an hour, bro.
That was in Troll, it was in one guy.
No, bro, like literally a couple thousand people set up.
Rain!
Probably lightning.
If it's lightning, I'm pretty sure it's G.E.A.G.E.
Like, I don't know, I think it's like Niven.
Their choice.
I bet you the game gets postponed.
I'm just gonna push it back a day.
Oh my god, that would be so unfortunate.
Like actually, I don't know the people that went to go to that game.
They got fucked. Here, help the hell.
We're gonna go up the hill here.
We can just...
You can just zip line up with that. I'm just gonna run around.
To be honest, and those kids here, we can fight.
here drink that until you drink that until you have a hundred white
hundred white got it yes sir oh wait actually let's go let's go ahead just
let's go let's go let's go
he's in there he's in there
I
Like me throw me around ladies
Get shit junk, okay?
Yeah, there might be heels in here too
Should I fight with in his box a lot or no like we're trying to stack
Try to be I'll probably tell you I really don't know
I'll probably tell you to run in with him. Yeah, maybe but maybe I really don't know
Yeah
Bro, what if he dies? I want to like yeah, that's that's that's why you stand back so you can live if anything
You know
Cuz like when he dies you don't have to do anything like you don't have to actually like get his car to do anything
You just have to live it's a timer
Is it kid across from this? Yeah, is that because you see yeah
Do you have shocks?
No.
Here, come to me.
We're gonna shock on them.
Stand them on shit.
You guys are probably gonna do this, too.
It's pretty basic, but yeah.
100.
Yeah, break the ramp.
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah
Only one more
Do you know what PK stands for and cyber peek a
I do not stand some player killer
Nice bro, like bro watch out bro. Don't get degloved in my lobbies chat
Motherfuckers think shit is sweet until I get a shotgun
You can just come out of the zone. What's the best shotgun lace the striker
Yeah, it's like the pump hey Jakes you might be the worst four-naked man I've ever seen
What a nice fucking message dude you just take those look at those shocks
There's only one guy nice no I'm gonna shock us. I'm a problem a problem
Okay, so ladies I'm a problem a problem
Yeah, good shots. You should tax-spray and jump when you shock, though.
Like, don't look at the shockwave. Like, throw it, turn around, and then tax-spray and jump.
Okay. I'm doing what we're about.
This is not playoff, Liz.
Yeah, literally.
I'm gonna let you fight him.
Ah, I'm not playoff!
It's okay. He's hard scanned. I have no more scans though. Why is he scanning? What is this?
No, I found a I found a shit that stands in this whole shit
He's keen your shit
poison whoa
Yeah, he's got some pub shit. I don't even know what that is
You're so tough kid!
Let's go junk!
School back!
I'm getting this shit in real life right now.
Hi Slays!
Yes sir!
Got one of them, another one?
Dude I got one more soft taco today, let me eat this shit.
Kill not do chicken and steak in this shit. It's good. So ladies, who do you got one in the World Cup man?
bro
Not gonna lie every every few times like I've watched France like
Bro, they kind of just like
Bro, they kind of just don't stop attacking. They kind of just get a million shots on goal, bro
So like I don't know they're pretty good
France is really good, but the thing is, bro.
France has to be messy.
Which is not going to happen.
They have to be messy to win.
Okay, that's fair.
But like, I don't really know Argentina's depth though.
Like I've figured out that France has like Mbele and no one that's like so much of the
the O, Alisa or something, that might be really wrong, but they seem like they got some shit
going on.
I don't really know who's fucking on Argentina, bro, besides Messi, and then yeah.
Look, bro. There's a couple of these by Argentina, okay?
Okay, following.
They have, by the way, they have Messi.
And they have an entire team that supports Messi. So, every time you watch Argentina,
You've seen that he creeps at the top of the box, bro.
He's going to get the ball like 70% of the time,
and he's going to score.
OK.
So basically, yeah, I mean, he does score, yeah.
Yeah, like, bro, he can score a free kick pretty well, too.
Yes, all that.
France has the most talent on their team.
Like, France definitely has more talent than Argentina,
but Argentina has a penalty.
So we're just gonna win where this I'm gonna go piss and then I'm ready to go
Okay, bro
Every time this guy gets up it's a dick cam bro. He didn't even ready up
And he's sitting out now, bro
Cool dude
Wait
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
The Ghost of Junko.
Holy shit, the Ghost of Junko actually just readied up.
Hero Bryan just readied up.
like actual high-mime WRA
bro I get why people chat I'm not even kidding
I'll be doing the same shit bro like in Twitch yeah you can literally type
anything like any but you can just type some bullshit bro
it's not even about like your message like getting read bro
it's just about like it's about just like
I don't even know how to explain it, bro. It's about just getting some bullshit out there, bro
For like, because you know like, someone's gonna see it
Guaranteed, like, I'd say there's a high chance at least one person sees your message
Actually hits every time, bro
Trying to figure out what skin to put on, bro
we're in a one-minute queue what the fuck that's it
oh he's coming back yo chat hi guys what the fuck are you doing
the game.
Yo, Jack, howdy, text me.
And we're in the game.
Howdy said it.
Yo, bro, we're supposed to leave on the 20th.
Anyway, you could do earlier that week.
No, man, I'm only going to be in New Jersey for 19th and beyond for World Cup.
I was gonna stay extra for diamond Jim
Yeah, good luck fuck
Good fucking luck at the diamond Jim bro. I'm gonna do diamond Jim light bro. I'm gonna do diamond Jim solo
Well, we're going in solo
Yeah, they're gonna kill you in there, bro. Whoa, what the fuck?
I'm dead ass, bro. I only got caught with the warm up, bro. I'm not kidding. After I did that warm up, my legs were jelly for the next four days, bro.
Bro, I'm so serious. And you probably, let's just go like, just go like here. You probably use your legs more than I do, cause you would like did the charity match and we're practicing pretty hard for that.
But like still, that shit is no joke, bro. And that's the warm up. I didn't even have to do the whole workout after, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, and then you're gonna get hit with the the random 10 and 10
I got hit with that bro. That's some bullshit ten burpees ten fucking hundred. It's some bullshit, bro
I you'll you'll just get it rough
Just know you're gonna die bro, but neon did it and he didn't die
Did he clear he finished it
Check me on finish it right take it take actually
someone just landed really close to us
78 white behind the street
break the street break the street break the street wait late
what? guardia! center to the blood
nice bro you're not scanning shit
you're fucking getting shot at bro
You got shots?
In the arsenal?
Kill one!
Oh wait, what the fuck? Nice!
At least he won't.
I'm going to grab some loot over here.
Leaving the POI.
You want a layman?
Yeah, I'm just grabbing this kid's uh, mats.
I'm coming back though.
Let's get this car here.
Congrats on the icon skin.
Oh thanks guys, yeah.
bro get in i like when you yell at me less
oh my god yeah i saw it we could go over here whoa do that again no dude
bro you have a good girl voice
what do you mean do it again bro i got hard
I
Just found some shit wait wait come to me come to me
Yes, yeah coming this shit on God. I just found this duck and when you emo it gives you shield on
God my shield is going up
I have to drop it for you!
It's just-
Wait, they have like sprites, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna drop it in a sec.
Okay, now you go.
Duck!
Now you might.
Not emo?
Yeah.
Right, you should go that way.
Whoa, I'm actually getting-
Yes.
What?
I'm actually getting shit, bro
For two in a row oh
Hunting rifle you want that boy. No, it's not. It's not
You got it. You got he crops to the window. Oh my god. Oh, no
I was dancing bro. He crops to the window
safe emailing because you make noise.
Harry Kane scored the game's not for an hour to 30 minutes.
Like what are you typing you little shit?
You got this V.
Bro I feel sleepy.
I need to saw my skin again.
I feel sleepy bro.
God, bro it's cause I went to sleep late last night chat.
Oh my God, bro.
Bro I feel sleepy but I have to stay up for the game dude.
I wanna watch it.
We stayed up late for the fourth?
Yeah bro I was just up dude.
Me and my brother were just drunk doing fireworks, bro, and it got late.
Holy peek.
Were you fucking... were you actually drunk off the skull?
Uh, yes, bro.
That little like vodka thing?
Yeah.
Uh, that's good.
Chad, I feel like my aim is good.
Dude!
Like...
Tweet wait what Neymar just retired
Are you dead ass
What Neymar retire no we didn't jump
No, we didn't you get one guy bro. Yes, I got one guy
That's all you get
Fabrizio?
That can't be a real player
Not Fabrizio, Romano does like all the reports on football
My hitbox is gigantic!
Yeah
That's why they tell you to give a 6 back before you get your Icon skin bruh
What am I, I'm scared!
Let me up this kid's on ya.
My god!
Call it, call it the right.
Call it that right.
AC Milan? Wait, what?
You like the shot?
AC Milan as a kid?
Low key, I would buy AC Milan jerseys.
I don't know shit about them, but like, they're hard.
True.
True that that I can admit is some large ship like the jerseys are tough, but I know shit about them
Besides they have that one. Oh, what was talking on our walk?
Slap time Ibrahimovic
For they just so good
Two on
Who did they have okay, wait wait more more things more
My boss my boss right up the ramp
No!
Ema, Ema.
Drink this, drink this and then Ema.
It'll give you what?
It's like a overtime thing.
There's a guy.
Dude, I think he's like...
Oh, he's on a move.
Okay, I'm gonna go up and try and kill this kid.
Fuck it, let's just go up.
Just start cranking.
the kid on the kid on how you're waiting okay
all good
I'm back
I'm all the way back in our shit my HP come down come down
you got a medkit for the kid? thank you
there's a lot going on up there
um okay I was gonna ask did they have
Did they have a...
Wait, on your water, on your water, on your water.
Get open wide.
Box, box, box!
Oh, he's friendly!
Bro, he's friendly!
Nice.
Let's go!
His name was Junko's loot.
Was it actually?
No.
No.
That was pretty cool.
Bro, I think Namor actually retired, bro.
What?
There's so many people are saying it, I don't think they're trolling.
Do you have to feel breezy over a mono?
bro Neymar retired oh my god bro
from international football not football all together but he retired bro
that's actually sad chat damn bro Lacey actually retired bro yeah that's
crazy bro one of the what is it fair to say he's like one of the big three and
yeah in the bestie on Aldo in the last generation yeah yeah yeah like of that
group yeah in the last like get the bro 20 years pretty crazy bro
I'm messy and Ronaldo 100% down to this World Cup 2 I'm working on this
Hatch up
Ronaldo said he's done but Messi hasn't said anything yet. I think Messi could do one more. I think he could
Is that Dick Rodden or you actually think that? No, I think he could. Bro, he has seven goals, bro
Isn't he old? Yeah, but bro seven goals seven goals
Like bro, if you scored seven goals in a World Cup would you retire?
I'll give what you're saying. You're saying like he's still gone out of your tire. Yeah
This fucking Marge Simpson is on you bro.
There it is.
You find it?
Just go box, go box, go box.
Nice guys.
What's up?
I'm glad I'm glad I'm gladding him.
here. Drink a minion.
I got close to us. On our roof right now.
That hell is weird shit.
I'm cracked, I'm cracked.
You good?
I'm cracked!
I'm cracked
shit
Ted, do you guys see that?
Whoa, do you guys see that?
At least you have shields for the kid
I do have minions
pull up
Ladies, I'm excited to see your gun, bro. In what? Like a week, bro? Damn
Yeah
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh shit I forgot
And in the program
After one day after oh shit
Little two days in a row action. I'm gonna be peak rock and the lies actually insane
Good uh good shit coming up for sure
Yeah, bro. I just hope that I don't let like Poyo down dude
Bro, I'm telling you like, I don't know, you know how to play video games bro, like it's
different, like people who don't know how to play video games, like they could really
let someone down in the comp situations, like, I don't know, like I'm just thinking of like
if there's some other bot ass fucking creators, oh shit, two kids on me, they're not bots,
or like your players I'm sorry
are there dog shit though?
168 white
okay
this one's one of your better one
this one's not good
yep
nice lays
good stuff bro
holy crap you're doing good as shit bro
it's probably the south
yeah bro but I get passed around like a joint in pubs dude
I used to play a lot
It's one of your best game
I would say right now, but at one point yeah, probably for sure
Bro, I probably have easy like just on the epic games launcher doesn't show more than 10,000
But like I have that shit maxed out 10,000 hours
Damn
Your icon skin is so realistic
Thanks, bro. Appreciate you
Dude, every time I see a tumbleweed, I think it's a person
same bro or the Travis Scott glider but I don't know if you're tapped into the
Travis Scott glider yet I don't know if I know pop yeah it's okay
like where are you from California no I'm a walkie bro Wisconsin Scott's and
yes sir so keep I like it bro do you like the box boring as fuck oh yeah like
the box I do bro it's time for you honest to go to be honest for our team's
youngest shit right now sad she was so fucking young I know Loki yeah at least
not gonna ring with him though right didn't you guys get a ring with him
yeah yeah yeah that shit was fucking legendary who did the bucks beat in that
finals sons oh god I forgot about that we were down we sure we were down oh
two than one corner of this guy's a good place. No, yeah, it's one kid, but he's fucking moving.
He wants to win this game. Oh no, I'm going to step to the back. It might be over. I can
rip. Wanna rip that ear? No, no, no, because I'm I will get killed. I have to heal first.
When you're boxing on low ground, try to use your hard meds, not wood. I don't know how to swap
How do I swap them?
Do you have a medkit?
It might be left on your D-pad.
Stop your map now.
It's not. I don't know what it is.
You got that back, Cole?
I'm healing.
I'm out with you. I made more space.
If you come over here, you can back up.
You're good. I opened up your back. You can back right up. I
Don't make it for you though. I feel so cozy in the box list
I mean just go it's good. It's just one guy. Yeah, hey, I'm gonna go up wait
60. Keep shooting him. Shoot his feet. Shoot his feet. Make him tweak. Shoot his feet, yeah.
Shoot his wall. Just keep applying pressure. Don't stop dragging him.
Nice.
Good shit.
This is something we gotta do for point-ons. That's kind of flat pressure.
Spray. Just spray. You gotta just apply pressure, yeah. 100%.
Especially, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like it's the most useful thing I could do is spray people's walls, even if they're
even if they're gonna buy it, they still have to block it
especially if he cracks one
yes bro
don't give that
like do not give kids time to fucking heal
yes
literally
wait should I use the striker or the SMG? what's better?
striker, you should just carry a striker and an SMG
you shouldn't really carry an AR
ARs are kinda outdated nowadays
well the pistol and the stinger are just so fucking good
it's like better than the ARs right now
This is decent practice I guess learn the meta a little bit
It's a different loop pull and reload though
The reload loop pull is I don't know actually what you guys are using the thing but the reload loop pull right now in my opinion is fucking dog shit
Yeah, I just want to let down play out of dude like I'm trying to not sell
I'll be a good support teammate though. I'll just play for him
Yes, Frank, I'm telling you, like, Frank had balls, but he's fighting so good.
Let's keep it over here somewhere.
Chad, I want to watch your game, but I got delayed an hour, guys.
So it's nine minutes?
No, it's not.
Chad, what is it, nine?
Lees, what's about our Shockwaves or Rips? Probably Shockwaves, though.
Shockwaves, yeah.
Yeah.
Yep, for like every pro game I watch they have shockwaves. Yeah, Rick's not even in comp
One's right above you one's right above you. I was shocking on us. I think I can't tell
Maybe not this kid's on our head though. Oh, hey, let's go. Let's go. Let's go
No one's honorable
here you are here you are here you are
you slowly box no
oh I could have killed him I saw him I could have killed him
bro I could have killed him
on me like that's on me
bro I could have just shot
haha
I need to get chat no I'm just sleepy bro it's because I wasn't fucking 4 bro
I was up to late
up chat for him yes rose up too late bro chat you get a coca-cola brows up too
late
Oh man, oh, already up.
One hour until the Mexico game, bro.
That is so AIDS.
Shit's about to be late as hell.
Bro, do you guys think that when Mexico plays the music outside of the other teams shit,
like it even affects them?
Like, bro, they're definitely just sleeping with like noise canceling like, like, you know,
like the little foam in their ears and then like Apple AirPod Max noise cancelation.
I made a poop. See all right ladies I'm back
It's good welcome back. Well, let's do this shit man. I know it's fucking do it
All right chat. Okay. I gotta wake up bro. I'm just sleepy. That's why I'm playing bad. No worries
Ladies do you want to practice reload because
I am a high-ass rank in Reload, there's Reload Pubs though.
Check Puyo, does Puyo want to practice today or is he, I mean I can only practice for like
an hour but I'm down, we can play with me and Lays.
I don't see Boyle. I think he's screaming guys.
There you go.
Dude, I cannot believe it bro. Norway made it.
Yeah, by the way, if you guys see Holland's tweets holy aura. Yeah, look at his tweet. Look at his tweet
He literally just typed well, well, well
Holy aura, bro. What a fucking Chad. What an absolute fucking Chad
What a fucking Chad, bro
Dude first time ever lays it's the first time a Norway has ever made it to quarterfinals pretty cool
Also, it is a pretty big deal for them, man
That's pretty high. Yeah, it's tight
It was sad because Brazil lost and like Neymar was crying and it was his last World Cup
And then all the the camera was showing all the little Brazilian kids crying and it was actually really sad
But Brazil has won the most World Cups, dude.
Norway has never even made it to a quarter-final, so sometimes, bro,
you got to cheer for the underdogs, Chat, you know?
Sometimes you got to cheer for the underdogs.
Did you see name are retired? Yes, I did see that. I saw that.
I saw that like five minutes ago, bro. Really sad.
Yeah, I don't want Messi to ever retire, bro. That'll be pretty depressing, dude.
He has to retire some day bro, which is kind of fucked up to think about
You know Chad reminds you in life bro all things come to an end man
Yep
And that's the day that's the damnedest thing about life bro all things come to an breath
there's gonna be a day where
Matthew retires it's gonna be a day where Ronaldo retires name are the tires. Yeah, you know
Yeah, there's even gonna be a day that I retire, bro.
That's just how life is, dude.
All things come from there.
You don't have to say that last part, bro.
I know, bro, but it's how it is, dude.
Sad, bro.
Everything ends, man.
That's the truth of life.
Let's go hostile hold.
This place is fucking huge.
Bro, I don't, I don't, dude, I don't know, bro. I don't want to see Messi retire.
Bro, yeah, it's probably gonna be pretty sad for you.
Yeah, bro.
You're going to retire and shit.
That's like my childhood, like, legend, man.
Literally.
Yeah.
Literally my childhood legend, you know.
Yeah.
My name's Dan Rogers, in case you were wondering.
Makes sense, Wisconsin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure this is the last shit. He's getting a fair world farewell tour on the fucking dealers
Brother
Let's get game to play
Just let him out on us. I should just just right this right this way
More yeah
Here pop this to shake it on us
Take it on. I'm gonna hold. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna hold
I'm gonna hold in case
This might be the sassy as fucking yeah
Here come here come here
Come on, Cassana, mush it.
If he breaks- I'm holding the floor. If he breaks it, we're gonna go under him.
Hold on.
He got it. Come here, spray it, spray it, spray it!
Good idea, Lace!
Back off. Here, come, come down, come down.
You can't put a wall here.
There's a lot of fucking kids.
Your aim should be a war crime, but there's so many people ladies we're gonna stream
So many fucking people bro, we're gonna stream snipe
Oh my god, I'm with you with you with you
Is that a one?
Oh no, just just just just just just reboot yourself
Ladies don't ask me why but I don't know why I just did that I don't know why I just
had it in that
It's okay
Fucking guy from what's it called?
That's a banger
Oh
Guys the game is not happening yet y'all
you got this place coming in back here yeah yep oh shit lucky just
Oh yeah, they're on you. They're on you.
Fishy! Fishy! Fishy!
Bye!
He is the gritty and die that we said ass!
Hold on.
He got me.
Luke Goblin, Luke Goblin.
Did he reach one?
Chad, if you're in England, y'all better make a team or else it's gonna be late.
True.
All right, all right, we're good. Let's freaking go bro. Cheating, bro.
I
Such a hard game
Go right go right go right go right go right go right
But you got
Thanks, bro
Let's fucking go bro. Let's fucking go bro. I'm fucking go bro. Let's fucking go
and you fucking heal us bro
wait, wait, wait for you and
oh, oh!
bro, you're fucking dying bro
like, bro, I got the glove bro
bro, Laze, this game is hard man
I don't even know where you are
buddy, it's the world club buddy
wake up! you're not even a true english fan
if you're not gonna drink tm2am
don't be true
How the fuck are you gonna call yourself an English fan, bro?
I'm drinking fucking Red Bull to watch USA at 3 a.m.
All right, we got a
We're in a pickle, bro. I'm gonna tell you how it is. Here. Let's just hit this crash pad
It's a crash pad to go this way. They shot it
Come on, come on
Are you guys are such little fuckers man, yeah
Breaking me here. We're gonna lose the home for a bottle. We got a secret. There's a big kid for you
Yeah, grab it grab that back kid. All right, we're good. We're good
From the matter now, yes, wow shield keg I'm gonna get that
you drink for the Mexico England game or no no I'm just getting a box bro yeah
I'll probably get a drink for you at say no
Oh, shi- oh shi-
I'm weak, I'm under you.
Oh god, no.
I have no fucking match, bro!
Bro, I have no fucking match, bro!
I have fucking no HP, bro.
Boom this game is hard
They're killing bro, you're just going to you carry good news on those you'll just fall on edge
Yeah, by the way, I wanted to tell you about a YouTube video
So chat I want to do a fortnight video with Peterbott
Where chat it's Peterbott versus 99 of my stream stickers and we can't stop
Y'all think that
Yeah, I think you can win. Peter Boppers 99 Stream Tigers.
I don't think so. I don't think so.
Bro, there's so many builds here. Oh no, I'm an item, I'm an item, I'm an item.
Yeah, I just live, just live. Yeah, yeah. There's so-
Bro, that, okay, so what's your experience right now is what happened at the last program.
You get that along all that game that was some alley a shit, bro
Peterbot did not let Ali a touch the ground in the last program that could have in you. I'm gonna be honest
Dude, let's look at it up, bro. Chad. Let's look up out of the game last program. I just want this to be me, bro
Is it not a better than me at for my chat? Oh
brother
Yeah, isn't out of game better than me
Ali a for my program. Let's just look it up chat
Dude that's how I feel man, but at least I'm going about my saying holy shit.
Bro, Ali is reconsidering everything.
Bro, Ali.
Guys, what the f- I might have bit off a little bit more than I could chew here, bro.
Bro, but Chad, at the end of the day, bro.
Please, there's no way I'd do this bad, right?
Um
Bro, I don't know it's kind of like
The thing is with like this is like it's not really up to you
Like if you're just respawning and you're just getting fried up the sky you're just
Fuck
That's just like
But you can also like
Skyneship not get tagged, the Galio turned his blind in
But same time like, I just don't
Guys, I know bro, I know Neymar retired dude, I seen it. It's just a sad day y'all
And chat, I'm telling you bro, this is what reminded me
Like
Bro, this is what reminded me, bro, there's going to be a day where messy retires, man.
Guys, in life, bro, one thing you have to understand, dude, is all things come to an
end.
Whether you like them or not, bro, all things come to an end, y'all.
And you know, that's why y'all got to just cherish every day, bro, because you never
know, man.
Amar's retired, Ronaldo's gonna retire,
Messi's gonna retire.
Like I'm gonna retire someday, chat.
Like, it's life, bro.
Like all things come to an end, man.
It's very sad.
Ah.
Yo, are you laughing, bro?
I was sensing-
No, it's actually like sad as fuck, bro.
Yo, did this motherfucker laugh when I said I'll retire?
No, it's just sad.
It's like, it really just jerked a tear, bro.
Like, it's just sad.
When I said I'll retire, you jerked a laugh.
Bro tried to see himself in there.
Okay, bro, but chat, listen, bro.
There's a last time for everything, okay?
Today was the last time Neymar ever played for Brazil, ever.
There's going to be a last time you ever play Xbox.
There's going to be a last time you ever walk your dog.
There's going to be a last time you ever look at a sunlight,
bro, like all things in life come to an end, man.
So make sure you cherish every day that you have, y'all.
Sad days, bro.
It really just means that Mongrel down below.
I am about to help off, bro.
wait ladies you're getting off yeah I'm about I'm about to hop off from I'm
about to go in the pool for a little bit ladies everything okay bro yeah I'm
full chilling I'm gone I'm full chilling I'm mom I'm gonna just tell you guys
what I'm gonna do bro I just go smoke and get in the pool bro I'm just gonna
tell you how it is bro that sounds kind of dude at Laze before you go bro one
time when I was in the high school bro I do not smoke anymore but one time when
I was in high school I smoked a blunt and I went into my friend Joey's pool and I thought I was Bruce Lee
I was doing like
In the pool you can like you can slow motion. He shit. Yes. You can do. Yeah, Bruce Lee, bro
It was awesome. All right, but have a great one, bro
I'm excited to see you in the I know
Bro, I'm not kidding actually peak coming up bro. Genuinely. Yes
bro good shit coming up yes yeah bro all right see you bruh chat love lace
ladies is something dude ladies is such a good vibe bro I love lace okay chat
let's watch out of gay bro I don't want this to happen to me man I literally
love lace chai such a good vibe okay but chat why was Peter shooting out of gay
What's even the point because isn't the main point to kill mongrel?
Bro Peter, please don't do this to me man. Oh, he gets points
Emoted mr. Savage wait job
Who won this? Did Peterbot win this bro? Don't tell me he won this shit. Did Peterbot actually
win this bro? This was last year? Oh my god, he won it. Bro, dude, what the hell man?
And onto Puga, not in the last Peterbott!
Just so dead!
Legendary slurp going on over to Typical Gamer.
And it's Typical Gamer himself for Ali-A!
He just killed Peterbott! What the fuck?!
He just killed fucking Peterbott!
And over to Typical Gamer. And it's Typical Gamer himself for Ali-A!
Might have just passed the torch along to his teammate.
He's just been hiding down underneath, he about misses the shot, but now he has a full boxed up under him, this is all over.
As long as DitaBot can land the shot necessary, Ali-A is not able to get out if he lands continuing shots after another 3-
Oh brother, my god, no, no, no, I can't do this bro. I have to cancel this bro. I cannot do this.
Bro, oh my god, he looks fucking... he looks lifeless.
He's straight back to back to back, but at least all the air, you see the smile.
He can't just openly impress into Savage's box. He might even chip this focus towards Savage's dual mate.
Yes, but I do have Puyo. God, you're right, Chad. I'll be okay.
Bro, I'll be okay. I have Puyo, bro. I'll be all good.
He's got to stay closer to where Savage is at. Peterbot's over ahead.
Peterbot crashed Savage's shields entirely.
Peterbot knocked Savage. And that's just another elimination added up.
But Savage, he just can't get the return goal he needs.
Savage is gonna fall.
And Peterbot's gonna let him know what's up.
That's just it for the call.
Yo, I'm going to get fucking baked.
I'm gonna get fucking baked like a goddamn muffin, bro.
what is this shit he's gonna fucking bake me bro i'm like bro what
teterbot gets the wall gets the fees once and he fires a 78 shot just a little bit too
quick to the punch as he takes down locklin kind of just conveniently stick it around he
outshirts the slurpee for poor locklin he just can't catch a break here as he takes him down one
more time like just I feel bad ross another you could do
They're just two tangled up, it's only gonna be Clint that manages to finagle his way out of here.
But he's gonna shock my hope, he's he's bonus-eyed, but he's a target!
The bonus-eyed Prince said, pack him!
It's only me, got the other half, the Gentlemage, to keep this one alive!
There's one duo left in this game, and it's Cooper and Sammy!
Everybody else is solo, just Cleezy starting off with a heal off,
the Chug Jug, backside of the Sony barely gets it off in time.
But Cooper and Sammy, they have the Chug Cannon, infinite heal, as long as they have the time.
Gleazy drops down from above, but it's only a short stint.
He doesn't want to go ahead and stay there for too long.
As Nekof goes down, 2v1 situation.
If anybody can do it, it has to be Gleazy.
But Gleazy's chance at a number.
Cooper, Ace, Kanata, no, instead, layer transition.
Backdoors that's like an eight-hike.
Beto, set to the offense off that shockwave.
And Daya shall meet her end, though.
Now every single person left alive in this game
is a solo in this competition.
And said he's just trying to work his way through all he has the bare minimum the siphon mess
But if you look up now, that's not an angel that's clicks and he has more legendary slump juices that he knows what to do with
This is a clicks game. Canada. He's reliving the practice moments currently
He doesn't have any heels this time though. Let's react to my teammate, bro. I need to get confidence, bro
I don't want to watch Peter bot anymore, dude
Let me react to my teammate chat. What should I watch? What's playo's best stuff?
Puyo Summit Land Clutch, I just want to watch my teammate and get excited again, bro.
Okay, which one is it? Which one is it? Which one is it?
Is it like this one?
Yeah, which one is it?
Chet, this one right here?
No, the 13 minutes one?
streamers react to this one chat streamers react this one okay all right
Let's watch my teammate bro for the for the program
But with how hard for that is like
How can you even 1v4 pros? I feel like that's not even possible
Yo, Deepo is on fire.
These pros are just too good to get 1v4.
He's on fire.
Here's one on.
Oh my god, Cooper did go up.
Wait for him.
Can't read.
Hold on.
Wait, T took that phone.
He's gonna go up.
He needs to kill Reed.
One of them's down.
Deepo's down.
Force to...
Oh my god!
Reed!
So we got P!
Wait, Polo!
Fuck everybody!
Polo, take him down!
1v2 for Polo!
Oh, take him down!
One, two for Polo!
Get him doing!
Polo, let's go!
Let's go!
Oh, my god!
One, two!
Polo!
One, two, four!
This is my favorite game, two, eight!
Come on, Polo.
They got 10 limbs!
One, two, three!
Polo!
This is your moment!
Polo!
I'm just trying to see who's going to try and challenge him.
This is your moment!
Their pool just so weak,
Polo's got the chug up!
Oh, my god!
Oh
That is my freaking teammates never mind I got this shit
This is gonna be fun chat what I want to do for this stream this day is chat
I'll probably do IRL before like meeting all of the pros and then I'm just gonna
stream like I'm just gonna rebroadcast fortnite's like feed it's not up to
same feed I just broke everything on the set up oh my fucking god this deadass
Looks like it's gonna be fun, bro. It's gonna be crazy
Bro, I never did something like this, bro, this looks like it's gonna be sick
He was dropping down now be against an awesome. Oh
Yo Enig showed up off to the break
Come on, Poyo! Come on, Poyo!
20-0. We can't hit this!
What's that?
Merch, chill the fuck out!
Nice, Poyo! Come on, P!
Peter's the greatest player of all time!
Tom Davis has a spin buff, bro.
The spin buff as well.
Holy shit.
Can you truly rise with a ball that makes you win?
Winnable!
Come on, P!
Oh, my god.
Come on, P!
Oh, my god, Poyo's him.
Oh, my god, it's actually winnable.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, I would rock this at Joe Volta.
Yo, I would love to see Poyo do this, bro.
Little 8-0 win for Poyo.
Oh my god.
She went over to Duo.
Oh my god.
What is this?
Oh my god!
Oh wow.
It's crazy.
Oh my god.
What is this?
Same bro.
Uh, yeah bro.
We're due, we're gonna win.
Chat, we're gonna win bro.
We're gonna win like that ass.
Skip to the second clutch.
Wait, there's another one?
Jeff, there's another clutch?
Another clutch from the same event?
Same day?
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh!
God!
Are you ready?
100?
Oh, no.
I'm rewinding.
Oh, one can only be a bitch.
One can only be a bitch.
Oh, I'm trying to get back.
I'm trying to go all the way back, bro.
Oh my god, no
Finally landing another shot. Oh my god
We're winning bro. We're winning. Dude, we're winning.
Big Polo, it's your time to shine, kid!
That's you!
Come on, Reavers, paint the scene.
Bro, he's dead-ass crazy, bro.
Hey, Jinxie, I genuinely don't know if you'll get a kill this tournament.
Bro, chat, am I actually gonna be the worst creator?
Like, bro, am I actually gonna be the worst fucking creator in here, dude?
Oh my god, England plays in 30 minutes.
Bro, am I actually gonna be the worst guy?
I have to keep practicing, bro.
I don't know.
I have to just keep practicing.
England plays in 30 minutes, bro.
England versus Mexico. I'm really excited for this game, bro.
Should I play GD or 4?
Should I play Deadlock?
Deadlock or 4?
That's the point of playing chat. I think he's doing scrims.
Okay, I'm gonna do a couple runs of GD and then I'll play a couple of 4-9 games.
I'm gonna get a new best on Deadlock.
Oh, I forgot my screens back when I play GD. I forgot bro, but yeah, I don't want to bother
Boyle now because I can only play for 30 minutes and then I'm gonna watch England. I'm watching
Mexico.
But we'll practice again before I leave for sure.
Chat, once I leave on the 11th, like we have only cinema streams coming out, guys.
Deadass.
Like, we're gonna have the most cinema week ever, chat.
Deadass.
We're gonna have four IRLs, Fortnite Pro-Am, World Cup Finals, World Cup Semis.
I'm probably gonna see messy play
We're getting new best
Who do you want to win World Cup either USA or RTG now one of those two teams
If either of them win I'm happy bro. I'm happy as fuck rather than win
I tried what to win
I was actually doing it for a second there boys!
This level is so hard bro.
This is the last demon I have to beat bro and I beat all of the RobTop levels every
single one.
This level is so hard.
I want y'all to run a 30 minute prediction right now on England vs. Mexico.
Mods 39 prediction, England vs. Mexico, lock in.
Dude, I can beat this level, I'm telling you, Ro!
Who do you want to win between Mexico vs England?
I like both of the teams.
I like both of the teams.
I don't know bro, I don't know.
It's like between England and Mexico?
I would say, I think Mexico is going to win, but I kind of want England to win because
I have a lot of friends in England.
I have a lot of friends in England.
Like Geng, um, Gengstache.
So, I don't know.
I think Mexico's gonna win just because they haven't conceded a single ball.
I'm not going to rage, if I rage I'm not going to play good.
I got to get a new vest.
One button by the way. Ha ha! Yeah bro, it's just one button! How hard could it be?
Do me a favor and look up three, and then talk to me again.
God, that way of portion is so fucking difficult.
Goofy-eyed tongue, what the fuck does that mean?
This game is so hard, bro, my god.
I have to practice chat.
You should do a marathon stream beating orbit.
Do a marathon stream beating orbit in geometry dash?
Let's look it up.
No, no, let's look it up, bro.
So do a marathon stream of me beating this, right?
you want me to do a marathon which I don't have cte
chat about I have CTE y'all you guys want me to do a marathon stream beating
death
Do you guys realize I have a higher chance of literally getting struck by lightning than
beating this fucking level?
I have a higher chance of getting struck by lightning.
It's easy.
Yeah bro, I'm sure you beat fucking Orbit, my ass!
I'm gonna play silver silver three ranked solos all I gotta do is win the game and then I'll be gold and then England plays
England vs. Mexico
Chat vote on that prediction, bro. We're doing a 30-minute prediction
Pre D-rank yo have a little faith in the kid, bro. I'm not gonna fucking D-rank have a little faith in the kid
Guys, sometimes I just want to clock T.
Guys, sometimes I want to clock T.
Will you stream it?
Stream what?
England, Mexico?
Yes, bro.
I'm going to stream the whole game.
I'm going to watch the whole game.
Try to tell a job, bro.
I'm not missing a game for the rest of the World Cup.
I said that two days ago, three days ago,
I'm not missing a game.
I will not miss a game, bro.
The only one game that I might miss
is Argentina versus Egypt, because it's on the,
It's on 12, 12 in the afternoon on the 11th
and I'm doing something in the morning.
Of course, bro.
Archena could have just played at any other time.
No, Jack's not a fake fan.
I have something personal that I have to do that morning.
It's like really important.
Messi, Messi!
But Chad, let's hit an S.
So what I'm going to do on the 11th, we're going to that game, the quarterfinals game,
which is going to be Norway versus either Mexico or England.
And that's in Miami.
I'm getting an Airbnb in Miami and I'm going to drive to there from the stadium after the
game to watch Messi's game.
Literally.
That's how locked I am.
chat we are no messies winning that shit back
to the audio this oh by the way chat I texted on a pixel because y'all remember
like yesterday when I was drunk I said I missed on a pixel chat texted on a pixel
He will be back soon
He'll be back soon child. Let's watch all that pixel streams in the mornings, bro
He'll be back soon, dude
And I've been around and
No chat's not cap cap cap so for I texted him today
All right guys, this is silver three lobby. Hopefully I can actually compete now. Maybe
I hope I can actually compete now.
hide in the trash this will always work hide in the trash this will always work
It worked, boys. I'm so smart. Hiding in the tracks always works, bitch!
Don't you even work, Chad? I told you!
I'm gonna wait till he leaves and then loot.
Chad, what did I tell you, bro? Hiding in the trap? That's game sets!
Why are y'all typing poor Poyo?
I'm actually so smart.
He was camping it!
Bro, what the fuck!
Guys, he was freaking camping!
Dude, he was like waiting for me to open the chest.
Bro guys that listen bro, I'm not gonna let poyo down
Chat trust me. I'm not gonna let poyo down dude. You're not gold anymore. I know I need to re get gold
But then here's the thing bro if I can't get gold by myself
Then I'll deserve gold this goes for any rank bro in any game if you can't get to a rank by yourself solo
You don't deserve the rank period end of story period period
If you can't get to a wreck, solo, you don't deserve the wreck.
So let's see if I can get gold.
Are you friendly?
Dance if you're friendly, dance if you're friendly.
Dance if you're friendly.
Is that fucking warwick?
Sounds like he's sniping.
Keep grinding bro, seven more days.
I know bro, I'm trying to grind, Ryze.
It's just hard, bro!
Like, bro, this game is hard!
Yo, when does it get announced, Chad?
When do the teams get announced?
Tomorrow at 4PM?
I'm gonna watch Spain, Portugal first, though.
That city stream, 4PM.
I'm trying to practice, bro.
Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it!
No, he's fucking one shot!
He's friendly, he's friendly!
Bro, he's friendly!
He's friendly!
He's friendly!
Guys you're saying Elbowdy but if I team I get BAND!
I'm about to be at a fucking epic event!
I'm not gonna fucking team!
The fuck!
Prophet, you wanna get my champagne?
Oh, bless it.
Can you hide him at the porta-potty?
I got this Harry Kane didn't score they have not kicked off yet shut the fuck shut the fuck up bro shut the fuck up
ready for some good aim? you ready for some good aim?
13 aim. 13.
fucking build!
Chat, this technique is called stormholding.
You learn this when you're new to the game.
Chat, does Bro not know that I know-
I don't know if we have a firepower for that boys.
free play out, free play out. Yo, I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad. Have a little faith
in the kit. Guys, not to dragon, but 2023, y'all.
I might win channel in the top 30 right my win right before the England game I might
win bro the ice man was a nice man but I'm hot and cold
Yeah, they got slurps and ice cubes?
Yeah, since when did they do that shit?
Here we go, thank god!
Actually a good gun.
Why would this guy leave behind a big pop?
What the fuck does he have?
A bug bug?
What's better bug bug or big pot?
So you know what I can do? I can be sweaty and use stretch rash. I can do
what all the sweats do and do stretch rash, y'all.
What is a bug bug, Chugja?
Guys.
what the fuck where is that music coming from?
in the building?
I'm gonna do what all the pros do. All the pros just lurk.
They just lurk.
that's what all the pros do
nobody can't guys cause of the storm
of
of
check should I do the
my kids cuz the bug bugs only 50 top nine boys
Tuffy, Tuffy, Tuffy.
I'm doing what all the pros do, and I'm just lurking.
He sees me.
He fucking sees me, doesn't he?
I did hold that just for
wait they were teeming wait I got gold bitches
bro they were fucking teaming they were fucking teaming what the fuck there was
two of them in there in solos okay game starts in nine minutes y'all
chat it's time bro
england verse Mexico wait let first off let me say a message to polo polo I don't
I don't know if this clip is ever gonna reach you, bro.
I'm gonna apologize in advance, bro.
Like, portal, I don't know if this,
I don't know if this clip is ever gonna reach you, bro,
but I apologize in advance, dude.
Oh my God, they're doing the anthems.
Okay, England versus Mexico.
In Mexico.
Chad, lock the fuck in!
Chad!
Let me see the prediction.
Who did y'all bet on?
Down the Capricorn's clothes!
God save the king!
Down again!
Oh, this game is gonna be cinema. Oh my god, this game is gonna be fucking cinema. Chad,
This gamer is gonna be fucking setting them up.
Chad, this is the in Mexico, bro. They have home field advantage.
Chad, who is Mexico's best player?
Alberto Mora.
Isn't Gilberto 17 years old?
Gilberto!
That is crazy, bro!
17?
The game of the round of 16 that so many have been waiting for Mexico,
England, the Azteca, it's next.
Lateral fucking cinema by the way.
Question Patricia.
Lateral cinema by the way.
We're zinch, check the inch.
Ginge has like 50 people in his room
I don't know I don't know bro. I don't know who's gonna win this shit bro dead ass. I
Don't know who's gonna win this shit man
I don't know who's going to win this shit, check should I put a bet in I don't know I
don't really like to bet on these because I feel like this one's a 50-50 dude oh my
God it's literally 50-50. All right bro you know what?
All right you know what? I'm gonna bet on England to win.
I changed my mind. England has too much talent to lose this. I changed my mind bro. England's gonna win.
I'm changing my mind bro. England has too much talent to lose bro.
I changed my goddamn mind chat.
I'm betting, I'm betting on England.
I'm literally going to bet on England to win this.
Bro, if they lose to Mexico, with Declan Rice, Jude Bellingham, Harry Kane, and Bucca
your soccer. I don't know what to say. I bet none England to win this, bro. They have to win.
Well, Anthony Gordon, who made both goals for Harry Kane in the round of 32,
is in as his Arsenal's Piquaio Saca, rumors of an injury.
You got your soccer.
That's the rise through to the incorrect. He's starting for England.
England has to win this, bro. They have to win this, Chibbles. The way they lose.
I'm not gonna say what site cuz I don't want to like promote it but chat I bet 2,000 on England 2,000 on England to win
Why are you switching up because bro, I looked at England's lineup. There's just no there's no way
Saka, Kane, Bellingham, Rice, they're never going to lose this, they have too much talent.
I know talent doesn't mean everything and it's more about teamwork and chemistry, but
bro they have so much talent they have to win.
I love my Trillium, the hair just standing up on the top of my neck, on my arms, it's
a bucket list, it's an absolute privilege to be inside this magnificent football stadium
for this match.
Here's the thing, here's nothing that scary though.
I bet 2000 on England to win, but this is literally in Mexico's stadium.
Like they have a big home field buff right now.
Absolutely raring to go in here.
Here we go Jack Hocken!
England vs Mexico baby!
The referee is from Australia, Ali Reza for Garmin, he's got a big role to play and England
did possession to every leg of the ball.
And a long ball straight away.
Straight up towards Cade and there's Rankhale who's yet to concede a goal in this...
Dero, this is going to be crazy!
...underneath the first leg.
I've got to ask you about the decision to play Geronco once you're up right back.
Oh, and he struggled the last time he saw...
They get the ball, they boom, holy shit.
Every time they get the ball.
This is going to be set up.
They've got to ask you as well about the conditions, it's wet, they tell me that makes it less concerning, it's altitude, but just walk into the commentary position you can feel.
So what about the impact on the end of the player?
Well, you're going to have to see as a player. You know, I'm sure the altitude is going to play a part, but the weather's not going to play a part.
And again, you've got to make no excuses for that.
Dangerous foot from right, 70 and yellow.
Find a way to win.
That's a yellow!
Captain Rice over and he kicks up a yellow twice.
Dangerous foot.
It's certainly a stadium that can get you carried away.
That is a yellow.
It's certainly a stadium where whether you're wearing a green shirt or a white shirt,
you've got to keep yourself in check.
I mean as one thing I would say as a player it's a privilege to play this game, this game, this game, this second, one of the iconic stadiums.
There's the Intercontinental Tournament, the last loss for Mexico in this stadium, eight years ago against Chile, the last competitive loss.
Chad, that is a yellow.
13 years ago against Honduras, and the only time they've lost a World Cup...
Do you guys hear this stadium? Holy shit!
Bro, Mexico's fans are the most passionate!
That's an extremely high foot. You know, they were outside of England's hotel
Blasting music
Such a bit with the 10 gifted as up
She owned up in the chat
Well, this is the 10th meeting between the countries England lead the head to head six to the only world cut me
I was a game
The venue today lots being made about the advantage that Mexico will have here today
In terms of the game being played in their own stadium at altitude to give you context to the height of of sea level
If you stack the Empire State
Five times, okay, that's how high it is. It's a mile and a half
This looks promising the first shooting chance and the block made there for England by Ashley Colson
This is Alvarado and now Jorge Sanchez. Alvarado's been superb in this world,
generating opportunities for Mexico, already assisted on three goals in the competition.
England have to keep an eye on him. And Mexico will rely a lot on their wide right.
Bro, do you hear the crowd? Oh my God! Holy fuck!
They're dead for a crowd. They're actually like...
They're still out of the crowd ever again.
Nico O'Reilly, the Manchester City defender has the task of dealing with him.
Anthony Gordon was back helping out, so was Elliot Anderson.
Every time, even against the ball they'd push it.
Even Lesplate here in the 1986 World Cup, when Diego Maragon had knocked them out using a hand of God.
They last played Mexico here in 1985 in a warm-up game for the 86 World Cup,
and Mexico won that game by one goal to 0.
to nil and Mexico are a team in form they've won seven games in a row and haven't lost any of
their last 12 international matches four clean teams in a row tells you they're very much for real
oh they've been terrific in this tournament and their proper team stick together maybe you'll
have to superstize England that can rise but they're a very good team
What's the area tonight on both sides of the ball?
Well, I think there's obviously so many.
I think that, you know, that, you know,
this position on the left-hand side for Mexico,
he's been the most dangerous player against Qonsa.
I think it's a really interesting matchup.
I think the midfield matchup,
Eddie Dambos and Dexon Rice, Drew Beligan.
I think Mexico's midfield has been really good.
All right, man, it's two minutes in.
He's got 17 more.
What an opportunity there at the age of 17,
and what faith have you, Aguirre,
but he makes good decisions.
Chichichu is great on the game.
There he is!
There he is!
He's running away from trouble.
Valarro's got inside for now.
He's clearly got the license within this Mexico team
to play in the positions where he thinks he can hurt England the most.
Turn your lights off!
You know, because of the altitude.
Maybe just sitting this little contractual...
Check to drop my lights!
Montez, the captain.
Alvarado, the creator, and Katie, right there, defences.
It is late.
That boos because it is late.
It is late for the ball for the first time,
and he wins the free kick for England.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, here we go.
All right, Adam, turn them off.
Jeff, get the ball.
It's going to be dark in here.
Get it!
Get it!
Just talk to the players.
The big moment, obviously, for the players,
but for the referee as well.
The man in picture there.
It kind of feels like...
This is a spoogee.
Just...
That looks spoogee.
Do the bluing again!
I can't do the bluing again!
It really is one of those always does feel better with no eyes. Oh my god. He's on eyes of history here
Right, that's a vicious challenge
The atmosphere absolutely
This is a tough atmosphere to play in though and only lost twice.
Are they going to do this the whole game?
Are they going to do this the whole game?
Chad, they're not saying sue. They're not saying boo.
Chad, I think they're going to stop.
tactics he looked at.
Chad, don't look at the start.
Can you give it a try? Can you stick together?
And can you think player step up?
I think Harry came in, two players stepped up
from the missed turn, but maybe they need some others too as well.
Here's a Riley.
How's Fellingham?
Fellingham!
Anthony Gordon, who was electric off the bench
in the previous round against DR Congo
and England get the corner.
England!
Huge opportunity for
What do you got? I bet 2,000 on England. 2,000 on England.
But the delivery has to be right
So only one of the England centre backs have gone in there. Okay here as we concert the state back
Decton Rice's a lot to make the coyote
That is yelling England is out on this side with him and Gordon and no, right there
Just on the goalkeeper run out trying to stop him come to claim it as you can see all that Riley is doing
He's looking at the goalkeeper. He's not really interested where the ball's gonna go at the moment
Saka, Saka whips in the England cross, but there's no big pass.
Over there to do anything with it.
Can't let him get off the get-see on it for a throw-in.
Who's that, is that better?
That's Johan Vasquez, who's winning his 50th cap tonight for Mexico,
won the night to do it, won a game to do it in.
9 minutes in the bin and knows that's not a big cagey, rather team really over
committing, just feeling the advantage. Nothing's really happened yet.
Get a few for the altitude.
O'Reilly, now Gordon will play football to Barcelona,
with a new season start to the few weeks time, O'Reilly for Manchester City,
and this is his City 2 right game. Here's Albuson, he's going to be at Manchester City as well next season.
What a big night it is for the Fire Leathercruiser player at right track.
Bro, nothing's happened yet, Chad.
Oh, it's only by Leroy to get his body in front of Turelligan.
I can't forget the throw-in. I was hoping it was going to be Clipper. I lost with the
down to six.
Ballingham with a bit of physicality.
There's a pace on it.
That's a matchup for Drew Ballingham.
You'd expect him with his physicality.
Ballingham with a bit of physicality.
This is, again, an occasion,
a football match that's brought
Mexico City to a standstill.
It's also brought
Mexico as a nation
to a standstill.
What the fuck is England doing?
The stadium probably about seven hours ago now
And you can hardly move at that point the Mexico supporters been here pretty much all day
I mean the atmosphere in the city has been absolutely astonishing
One of the Mexico greats on the left Hugo Sanchez who is their star player back in
1982
Hugo Sanchez, dude, I used to buy FIFA teams tonight
In FC 23
They'll go alongside some of the Mexican greats
Or FIFA 23
They might not have the stars, the stars are the team
He's my striker.
That's such a good one.
Oh no, he can't hold on to it for very long.
Dude, England's off?
I don't know.
It's too early in the game to say what's going to happen yet.
I think England have to pay special attention to that, Julio Quinones has been outstanding in the World Cup in terms of scoring goals.
He's looked like Mexico's best player.
So explosive, so quick, he's braver.
Loves the dribble, he's run the defenders.
Yeah, wouldn't it be King Guiones?
It's like passing at the moment.
Overranos, pass forwards, and that's going to skid through to the England goal kick that Jordan picks it.
That guy said Quinoa.
17th World Cup match for England tonight,
which ties him with Peter Siltz.
They're going to boo the whole game.
That's crazy.
The first game they gave in 86 for the most all-time
as an England goalkeeper.
They're going to boo the whole game.
That's insane.
It's Drew Bollinger with now Nico O'Reilly.
Don't forget, tomorrow on the Fox is a huge day.
It starts with Portugal against Spain,
followed by the US taking on Belgium in the round of 16.
tomorrow is gonna be
Pacific
Portugal for Spain and then we're gonna like USA
Oh my god
Jets tomorrow's stream is gonna be so good bro
I can't wait dude
I cannot wait
two thick money
oh oh oh
Saka
Saka
it was better than the not bad
tricky touch though that's a tricky touch
That's very tricky.
What a run from Saka.
Ooh, almost.
Saka's got to be better.
Just drop it dead.
Well, do you lift it first time?
No, that would have been...
The goalkeeper's in no match, right?
Yeah, but it probably would have been too archer-ish.
Take a touch, he ends the base in time.
Saka's back.
Now, they're giving chase and winning the chase on that side
and winning the corner.
Well, Saka's giving the goal kick.
Not stopping to go down well in here.
Let's have a look.
The announcement, that's not going to go down well in here.
I think the cryo-sucker got away with one, don't you?
Yeah, he did, yeah.
Yes, and they've been drinking B-suit juice, let's hold,
and taking caffeine tablets,
which they may well do during the match break.
They've also taken one or two other bits and bobs
that we can't necessarily speak about,
but they have tried all kinds of things
to make sure they can deal with the altitude
and at least limit the effects.
No, it's all in your mind, Fletcher.
mind make no excuses. They're prepared, they played all season, they're fixed, they're healthy.
Little details but they don't make the difference.
Chad, both these, wait, one of these announces is English.
Are both of them English?
Oh! I feel like they're gonna be biased. Chad, they're gonna be still biased.
That's gonna be more difference to Marcus Rasmussen. Probably a little bit more aggressive in terms of that
That's the right decision. Rashford was poor against V.R. Condo, he bought the chance again when he came on 2-0.
I don't choose him. I mean, but to be fair, he does make an impact from the bench.
So there is that. We've seen that throughout the tournament.
This whole game, Sanchez.
Now Roberto Alvarado into the World Cup.
Hibbet!
Brilliant save by Pickford. What a save that is.
Hibbet was convinced he scored. That's one of the saves of the tournament.
Wow. What a pity ball from Alvarado.
What a save! Oh my god!
At that time, what a header!
What a save!
On this wet pitch, Skidding, what a crowd!
Pitford!
Oh my god!
What a save from Skidding!
Incredible save!
Incredible save!
It's an England red that flicks it behind for another one.
If it's on the Super you'd be worried.
Alvarado's got three assists and he gets time and space to get his head up and just whip the ball in with no pressure.
He's not having hard enough pressure to get the victory and you can attack the ball.
In the next, basically waits. Alvarado delivers. Harry Kane heads away for England.
in the race, basically waits, Alvarado delivers.
Hurricane Hexaway for England.
Tethersenck, CCC, CCC.
Rancel, just been out starting to go for Mexico right away to the Tournament.
Were you supporting? I don't know man, I like both the teams, I just want to see a good game.
I don't see a good hard-fought match.
The negotiations are up to 60 minutes. This is going to be a tight game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think Wicksburg showed off very good team.
Pop-Pack don't give up many mistakes. They could play when they get chances and a clinical...
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Shawnee! Shawnee!
The offside flag has stayed down.
So it's going to be a Shawnee to win the three for their own territory.
The last match, this is going to be a great match.
I've never heard you say to me, could you explain about Rocket League?
Wow, that's what the skating has made you feel today.
Honestly, I wish Chaka played.
Such a privilege, such an opportunity as a player.
That's one-on-one.
Raph!
All still in. Overgoes, Sakafri, kicked to end it.
He does look best on that one.
It's going to be a good game, baby! It's going to be a good game!
I think that what got us started in here was in about 5.30.
Based on the kickoff time, it was supposed to be 6 o'clock local time, to 5.30 local time.
The man in charge of the music...
Every game they watch is close.
...the England supporters sang every word of...
Guys, tomorrow is gonna be cinema. I'm literally gonna go live at 1 p.m. Do a little pregame
We're gonna watch Spain vs. Portugal and then in the nighttime. We're gonna watch USA Belgium
Dude, it's two cinema games. I mean, I don't know what I was gonna do at Concerts of Ethics from England to get
I'm so excited, bro. Dead ass. Especially with Jordan Pickett. He can kick the ball. God, I love the World Cup.
There's nothing like it, man. There really is nothing like it.
Yes.
Like, I love the Super Bowl.
But it just really can't compare to this, bro.
It is incredible.
Absolutely incredible.
It brings the whole world together for like a month, man.
Such a beautiful thing.
And now Elliott's understepping.
David's attacking Rice.
Got the best of passes.
Brian Anderson.
Brings the whole world together over the most beautiful sport.
That's the centre-back, Rascals stepping in, and then tipped through by Lewis Romo, out
there to the Benjamin, Quinodas.
He can carry tomorrow, promising this for Mexico, and that's a good block by Rice.
That's your life, you're better than the water!
You're better than the water!
You're not wrong, 17.
He looks brilliant. 17!
The only fuck!
He made a great point in the shooting because of that.
He makes the right decision at the right time.
That's probably the after-such a young kid.
Jack's 17, bro.
And he's smart.
He's the youngest player since the great Palle to start the knockout game
in the World Cup finals.
Made his Mexico debut last December, in like, 2025.
And he's starting his third game in a row.
That's the final on two, burning it.
The two physical centre backs from Mexico, Montes and Vazquez.
Just love the way they play old school.
Gimberto Mora.
So cagey, isn't it? England having that going.
17-years-old Jack, you know, in a World Cup knock-out game.
I think it's very important from an England perspective.
Anderson Rudd is always a good player, bro.
Only Anderson's the only one, isn't he?
Horrible catch.
Wait, it's a brilliant call in Rudd.
And it's really good defending coming across behind Leroy.
To get it behind for an England call.
If you look at that there, it looks like Rudd has got a beating on Sanchez.
Just running down the line.
Ricky Goddard from Europe.
It seems to be obvious to the naked eye as well that England is slowing the game down.
They're taking their time over set pieces.
There's probably various reasons for that tonight.
Altitude, the occasion, the way Mexico got about their work.
It's a bit of experience being shown by the England players in that regard.
England needs Palmer. Wait, I'm confused. Hold on to the box. This time it's straight in front of the right.
And it's heading away into the Mexican defenders.
Why the fuck is Cole Palmer not playing?
Is he injured or did he just not make the squad? How the fuck would he not make the squad?
He's injured and had a bad season.
Yeah, but bro, like, if you have a bad season in Chelsea, it's like, I mean, bro, the team
had a bad season.
Bro, Chelsea hasn't been good since fucking the Drogba days, bro, let's let it go.
Like anyone would have a bad season in fucking Chelsea.
Put him in the English national team, it's Cole Palmer, bitch!
It feels like the kind of occasion as well where the Mexico players will go by 20% just
based on where they are, who they're playing and what it feels like in here.
Yeah, that's a great point.
I think you're going to probably get to that first hydration break.
Anderson steps to the next record race and the game will have to stop.
We're going to be back after this short match break as we see Chief Bellingham trying to
finish skill.
The big moment though was that save from the England goalkeeper Jordan.
Chat hydration's break bro.
In other words add break.
Look bro this game it's tight it's close great save from Pickford great save from a great
keeper.
27 minutes in, how are y'all feeling bro? Who do y'all think's playing better right now?
I'm gonna be honest, probably Mexico.
This is the summer event. Say I can in the original CanDrew vehicle. I can go where freedom takes me.
I can bring the whole crew and everything that comes with them. And in America's most patriotic
brand, I can take it all in. You can do anything in the new Jeep brand lineup during the Jeep make
this the summer event.
I'm gonna join the Jeep make this the summer event. Purchase and get 0% finance or get $4,500
total bonus cash allowance on 2026 G Grand Cherokee models.
The best seat in the house isn't in the stadium.
It's where you can watch.
Make me up and make me up, believer, believer.
All right, England needs to wake the fuck up, mate.
Bro, there's gotta be so many pubs in like London right now.
Oh my God, messy commercial, messy.
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Okay, chat, what was I saying? I lost my train of thought.
What was I saying, bro? I lost my train of thought.
Deserve a little extra stoppage time
For a life like no other you need a car, bro. Hey, let me switch it up, bro. There's nothing like platinum
Oh pubs chat imagine all of the English pubs right now
It's like fucking what what chat 2 a.m. In England everybody's drunk screaming like that's a place
I want to be right now a
A fucking English pub with a big beer in my hand.
That sounds like an atmosphere, bro.
Come on, Batigan!
Pubs are closed. It's Monday.
It's World Cup, though, dude.
You tell me they can't just open up the pubs for the game?
Twenty-one and a half, twenty-two and a half minutes in this match.
I've seen things where the whole Singleton capitalized on fascinating
insight.
No, it's a million opportunities to get to 25 minutes.
You've seen how the teams have all set up.
In the world down there between the country, Mexico.
They're not close till 5 AM for the game.
See what I mean, Raul?
I knew it, dude.
I knew it.
Dude, I want to be in a London fucking pub right now
with a pint of beer in my hands.
just soaking into the atmosphere, bro.
Essentially, the following is here.
Gordon!
After this tournament,
and that was the great Mexican place.
Keeps it in!
It's gonna replace him.
That ball didn't go out.
Gordon shoots!
And Raquel gets down to make his first save.
He kept it in!
He looks in the mood, Anthony Gordon.
Just a long ball from Pickford.
Dude, I love British commentators.
He looks in the mood, Anthony Gordon.
I literally don't...
Oh my god dude English like FIFA commentators are so immersive
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Terrible touch. Oh my god. It's a shit first touch really. And then that was a wrap. It's
That's the first time anybody gets a job done.
Coming in as one center Anderson.
Lawrence in there to help out.
That's the head of Ileira.
Canoves goes into...
Do you want a concert?
Waiting for Harry King to get involved with your job.
You know he will.
Brin Terry for a reason.
Oh, problem.
There was picking up some really good positions at the pace of that midfielder.
Got a sale with a dream tag as of now, right there.
Eric there with your burrow and Lewis Rondo.
Yeah. They're determined to win that battle.
What? They're winning the battle against 100 million power midfielder players at the moment.
It was half a lot though.
Shit, tucks, really.
That's really a good play from Burrigan.
Well done from June.
The ability to glide away, although he's really,
to Sanchez, he lost it.
There's Mora.
And Anderson can see that behind.
That's good idea for Mora.
Sanchez just looked over the wrong shoulder.
Oh, he's 17.
Oh my God, that is insane.
Like, that is...
Bro, when I was 17, my balls didn't even drop yet.
This guy's in the World Cup!
Holy f**k!
Wait, what?!
was that front and center. That's what it needs to, it needs a motion.
Dude, we got another close game chat!
30 minutes in, no blood has been drawn.
It's right in the nuts. Oh shit.
Balian got hit in the dick.
It looks like they got a bit more energy.
I think that's the circumstances, right? I think this altitude is genuine.
I think a lot of teams are coming.
Do you think Mexico is a dark horse?
Yeah, they haven't conceded a single goal.
I also think Norway is a dark horse.
So if they both play against each other in quarters,
I mean, that's gonna be cinema.
And I'm going to that game, by the way.
Just a little walk up to the commentary position,
and I was out of breath, which amazed me.
I fell with that one.
Well, no, I had it in life like...
Suck on! What the?
I sat there and left his kitchen.
Suck on! What the fuck was that?
Just look at the moment.
They can't find any rhythm.
down to the way Mexico are playing.
They've got some brilliant players, but they're going to get on the ball.
They haven't needed five or ten passes together,
brought in Mexico's half.
And you can see Mexico quite confident,
because they're quite hard if they're back to getting.
Only the two centre-backs,
Montez and Vasquez are back.
They're on those cross,
close to there for England.
That's good from Canona to keep the ball under pressure from Alias Anderson.
Mexico trying to develop someone who has the capture.
Good turn, great turn.
Sorry, don't know.
He's out for a run out.
Working backwards.
Here it goes to Trascas.
Still no goals.
This is good football, controlled football from Mexico.
I don't know what's going on with this guy's brawler, but at the moment, he's the best
player on the pitch.
He doesn't look the youngest, that's the same.
You know when he's taking well, you know, a shooting chance for him, bro, England needs
to wake the fuck up.
the ball.
We're winning all the second
goals.
No pressure.
This is quite badly really.
I think they'll be
very, very
content next goal.
It's very well.
It's a high
shoot going in.
It's a little bit silly going for Lira.
He's having quite a game, essential with Fale.
The Mexico City now should have got a five.
He's been brilliant in and out of possession.
They do look at least a yard quicker at the moment.
The Mexican players, I just don't think they're going to try to get on the ball.
They've got to relax and get on the ball, take this thing out of the game from the crowd.
really do that by keeping possession.
True.
Dude, Mexico is outplaying them so far.
Yes, we have deep and the downers in the deck of Marsoff.
About to send a box through that job. Kicking to the middle of the park.
What the fuck is soccer doing mother fucker my god
It's interesting how deep Alvarado comes here.
He's got too good of a left hook to be given that space.
Mora.
Great confidence again from Lin Mora.
The challenge by O'Reilly.
Here's Alvarado.
What is Mora playing right now?
What is Mora playing?
That's a space to carry the ball into and then cross towards him again, but it's not a very good ball from the central defender.
And that's seen out by Gordon.
Bro, England is not playing well at all.
England is not playing well at all, bro.
The Braves migration break gets a half-time trying to hang in there.
A wily sloy of things down again.
Don't forget James Corden and the after-hours crew will build Fox tonight
for another night in Rapid today's World Cup action.
And with special guests as well, that's at Fox and midnight local.
I noticed you've got Tony Flatchock on which he says they've got
into your fifth couple of games of the night.
Dude, England is not playing well at all.
Oh, my God!
I don't think anybody's covered more ground than he has
in the only 35 minutes.
Good old years, long time.
It's really interesting because Mexico is so dumpling and the full backs are so high.
Last of the wingers to come inside.
Come on!
Here's Alvarado, just that shows the right back run forward, down the line, supported again by Alvarado.
Nebraska similar to that one, from Gey into Saka.
Great run from Jekyll and Rice, carries the ball along the way.
Saka, the Kaio Saka.
Takes on Gey on, crosses three, and a one now!
Betting England, Lee!
Jekyll and Saka!
Mexico being the better team, England strike first.
I think my bad is going to hold up.
Which means Chad, I'm two for two on bats bro.
I bet on USA to be Australia and then I bet on this
I said before, have a courage, get a ball down the plate.
Bro, I said, like, England has too much talent to lose this.
Too much talent.
Too much talent.
Jude makes a runoff with Lickfield.
And I said with his physicality...
England has too much talent to lose.
That's the end.
Running off Leroy.
We're both from Stalker.
Three header from Jude, well again.
Great run from Wess.
Great ball from Wess.
Smeach a harry jane, why is that being left to me?
Bellingham all alone inside the box.
3rd goal of the World Cup and a massive goal.
Revolve inside the box.
England having again with Anthony Gawen.
It's 5-10 minutes and we can't see it for the next game.
It's played off to Harry Kane who drops his a Benignum Salon again.
Two goals in one minute!
Wait, two now!
Bellion!
And in the blink of an eye, the game's getting away from Mexico!
Two goals in one minute!
From Bellion!
I've never seen that!
What the fuck?!
Two goals in one minute from Jew Bellion!
And it's over!
It's over!
England wins!
Just like that!
Over in the 37th minute.
Well, 14 years ago, the end of World Cup is for 2004,
the next to do playing into the World Cup.
Running is just going twice in two minutes.
The full end of it can be controlled.
The most recent heavy game.
You'll be pressing from England.
I've never seen that.
That was so unselfish with heavy game.
In my whole life, I've never seen that.
But you've just put in the arrival into the post.
I've never seen a player score
Two goals in one minute.
I've never seen that in my whole life.
Look at Thomas Tinkle.
Just look at Thomas Tinkle.
That's a goal that Jim Spanningham ten goals for England.
I've never seen that.
An England now have a real grip on this match.
What a play.
Really impressive against Young Moore.
Two goals in one minute from Jude.
Brilliant self-mistress from Kane as well.
Harry Kane is not selfish at all. What a pass.
This is now a massive test of character.
Such a great leader, bro. Such a great leader.
They will now feel the pressure of an entire nation.
To be exact, one minute and 30 seconds between the two England goals.
And the game is over, which is the dream.
I didn't even get it.
Cutbacks like this are.
The game is over just like that. Two goals in one minute from Bellingham.
What the fuck?
It's over, it's over.
Wow!
with his size, he's a brilliant finisher, we've seen from where it was.
So that's the game on the top two, but it's the back of Ben Hoffman's.
It's the oldest tactic on the run, it's going to park the bus.
He's a competitive international, trust me bro, it's going to park the bus.
Five minutes to play in the first half, three kick-outs in the last three minutes,
England doing with the freshener.
Bellingham is on cloud nine, and Arnald having scored two in quick succession.
That's brilliant for the England depression.
You hated?
Bro, I, okay, I said I thought Mexico was gonna win, but then before the game I said
England.
I changed my mind.
I bet 2,000 on England to win and it looks like it's gonna cash!
It looks like it's gonna cash!
Brochette, I did a last minute switch up and said I thought England would win.
Trust.
attack and they just didn't really transition.
England had a bit of space.
And they should take a base.
You last and came back.
The values score two goals in one minute.
Insanity.
Another one of the Mexico left.
Fended on that side by Clio Saca.
And they get the three kick, Mexico.
Let's not forget they haven't lost a competitive match
in this state in the 13 years against Juan Churras.
Well, they were in a very deep hole of the moments
in this round of 16 match against England.
There's still plenty of time for them.
England have gone in bloody gunker.
They have to score the next goal.
That means two goals are still in one minute.
What the f**k?
I'm blown away. I'm actually blown away, dude.
Two goals in one minute.
left foot of Alvarado into the danger area.
There's the shot, they've got one back!
It's Kino, it is!
It's lift off in the Estreka!
It's game on in the 16!
Oh no!
Oh God!
Alright boys, it's time to start the C-Founce.
It's going to be a bumpy one.
The atmosphere here is absolutely unbelievable.
Yo, I catched out!
Yo, boys!
Look at this smile.
Strap on your feet, boys.
We ain't got a fucking game.
It makes no way out.
Henshin looked up the face of Thomas Tuchel.
Oh my God.
We got a fucking game, bro.
Chameleon beat the Mierka basket.
Made the battle to the bottom.
Oh my god!
Ready to challenge.
Boom!
I said the game was over and they scored two minutes later!
What the fuck?!
What?
The coming up will have the Bank of America half-time show of Fox.
There have been three goals in the last seven minutes.
This is what Bobby Stoneman won in football.
This is what the bonnet is.
With an umbrella to stop the beer rating down on us.
They throw it from all over the place in here.
Yeah, they've got four in a beer.
I don't mind it to be true.
Badly just chastised it.
From terms of that, getting the signals around.
In the recess, an England lead 2-1.
Presuming around 3-4 minutes of an attack.
Let's see what the refs...
Intercepting.
That's the ball, they can't attack, they have a winner!
They have a winner!
Clipped into the England box where 2-1 for the ball,
makes the clearance. They've really got the tails on that. Boys we go game! Boys we go fucking game!
That's a good header from Decker Rice.
Christian Guacallada. That's Jimenez.
Clarence from England.
Alvarado. Alvarado just possessed. That's a Mexico's run.
Clearance!
This is just a throw away. Five minutes of additional time.
Five minutes of additional time.
Five minutes.
Mexico is in great water!
He's just away from 2-2 and she's the one with the most beautifully tested ball I've ever seen, did you see that?
Did you see what he just did?
He checked it into his teammate, oh my god.
That was so beautiful.
He checked it right into his teammate.
Oh my god.
Yo, best game of the world.
It's the second half of the match.
It's the second half of the match.
What is this?
England looking for something.
Saga!
Saga can't keep it in.
It looks like both sides are walking over the map.
What kind of a match is this?
This second half is going to be a huge thing.
What are you saying?
Before England's first goal, Mexico with a penalty.
What's the finish?
There's actually no chance for Jordan Pickford.
It's a difficult game for Ponser.
because he's got Boxer, just him behind him.
He kicks his body over the board, just smashes it into the roof.
The top scorer in the Saudi pro league last season,
brilliant Qwendo, burning Columbia,
but he's very much proud of the Mexican fabric at the moment.
He's a national hero, as it stands,
because he's scored all these goals in the World Cup,
and he's got his adopted nation right back in this last 16.
DRAGONS!
I was trying to see if there would be flurries, but the free kick they gave away.
There was no need to fall there.
Too little.
Exactly.
The free kick was one left to the goal.
The suckers got up to it.
Look, Kane's just out of luck with the referee.
He's getting into his car, Ref!
I'm the fucking one with him, Ref!
Oh, clear as day. Get off.
If that was Balor, that would have been a red card.
Balor.
Balor was intentional, by the way.
That's a flicker!
What's your say?
It's a second outstay.
It's a pass.
That's a flicker.
Oh my god, Pickford. Pickford is ridiculous.
Pickford is a real...
Pickford is a real...
Pickford is absolutely...
Oh my God, he's so good, he's so good.
Like, he's got one more time.
And the keeper gets a 10-point skill bar.
I swear to God, every keeper gets a 10-point skill bar from the world to play.
England on the back foot, but leading 2-1.
Brilliant game in the last 16 games of Mexico.
This is big.
This is a Jude Bellingham master class.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Two goals and then he saves the ball!
Bellingham man of the match!
Whips it in!
Clearance.
One minute of storage left.
Bellingham is incredible.
He's incredible.
Two goals and then he saves the ball.
Oh my god.
He's coming deeper.
Wicked Witt moves it.
What a fantastic half of football.
Brilliant.
He's going to be more goals in the second half.
Yeah, I have the same exact feeling.
I have the same exact fucking feeling.
Seconds at the first half in the half-second.
Thomas Tupas is going crazy.
It's time to play.
You've got to get out.
Come put some pressure.
I think it was at an 8.9 already.
If this isn't a 10, what is?
If this is in a 10, what is?
If this is in a 10, what is?
Put it up left side by Cogser.
Well done, gets on the ball again.
Here's Lyra.
Last chance for Mexico.
Last chance!
Montes.
15th minute.
They have one more chance.
Montes.
2-3 for the Comuneros.
Still not away.
All right, Jude Bellingham man of the match. I mean two goals in two minutes and then he saves the goal. Jesus.
Jesus.
I'm Julian Cronos, get to go fight for Nautica, Timides!
Watch out, fucking game boys!
Timides, watch out, fucking game boys!
Timides, watch out, fucking game boys!
I'm back, I'm back, watch the game!
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You going back home for the games?
Oh, I wish.
Hey!
Happen.
Happen.
Across the pond, please.
Sorry, Mike.
I got shot for the river.
Easy. Let's go.
Everything's a pattern, the piece.
He's blind!
He's dead!
He walks up the area!
Half time, well done boys!
APPLAUSE
Sit down and have some water.
I actually need a water.
Have you got some water?
This one?
Er, well we have.
If there's a tap water pipe.
HELLO!
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
How do you know?
How do you know?
Are you kidding me?
I'm telling you what I'm talking about.
Look at that!
What the fuck is this?
Is this the copyright possession?
Oh, come on, let me put this in!
We're both the king!
We're both the king!
We're human.
Absolutely astonishing from Jude.
For over a decade, we must've been building a driver.
Two goals in two minutes, and then he saves the goal.
I mean, just absolutely incredible from Jude.
Wow.
We've got a fucking game, Chad.
We've got a fucking game.
I knew all day long, this game was gonna be insane.
I just fucking knew it.
Cause England's a good team.
And Mexico's just been playing great this whole World Cup.
It's in Mexico, the fans are going crazy.
England's dealing with a lot of adversity.
The altitude, the crowd, fucking 2 a.m.
Outside of their hotel, Mexico was blasting music.
Like there's a lot going into this game, bro.
a lot going into this game.
Mexico's playing good, England's playing good,
like this is gonna be interesting, boys.
2026, this is gonna be interesting.
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Seattle is where tomorrow the US
will meet Belgium in around the 60s.
Guys, tomorrow's training,
let me be clear what I say this, bro.
If the United States beats Belgium tomorrow,
It is going to be the most beers I have ever drank in a single industry.
I'm going to be a literal walking cruise ship.
Like, if, if USA beats Belgium tomorrow, I am going to be literally hammered.
Like, dude, I'm ready for this, bro. I am ready for this, man. Like, y'all don't understand, bro.
We get this shit once every four years.
We're Clint Dempsey talking.
Clint Dempsey, Clint Dempsey.
This defense hasn't really been tested.
This will be their biggest test yet.
Traditionally, this is where the US team goes out
in the round of 16.
Marisa Puchettino was hired and paid a lot of money
to win this game tomorrow on that field.
United States trying to get to just their third ever
quarterfinal match at the World Cup.
Rob, thank you very much.
Well, it's been everything we hoped it would be
in terms of the atmosphere.
Why didn't they let Clint talk?
and the guy's thoughts coming up next.
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David Beckham.
David Beckham.
Like you always have.
Like you always have.
Even when others counted you out.
Beckham.
Arskip.
Keep asking.
And inspire the next generation to ask it too.
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Let's shop and then rendezvous the food court at 2 p.m. Okay. It's not a heist just say me though
Okay, young homeowners can't do anything without a plan guys tomorrow's dream is gonna be cinema bro like
Spain vs. Portugal
Cinema
USA versus Belgium
Sasa Sasa cinema
Kevin, I love the World Cup, bro.
I wish the World Cup was lasting for like two months, man.
Maybe we should regroup at the shrubbery.
Return the stolen Butterfingers.
Or walk the plane.
No one lays a finger on your Butterfingers.
Wait, cat.
Buy any two for-
USA plays the winner of Portugal, Spain, correct?
Yes.
Yes, they do.
Yeah, they do.
Oh, brother.
Oh brother
The after-win first time you know what let's take it one step at a time take it one step at a friggin time
Okay, you know what I was thinking about today, bro, what if they just let Vinicius take the pain
What if they just let Vinicius take the pain
I don't know bro that was crazy I was so surprised when I saw Vinny not up there
oh my god let me go okay yo Portugal vs tomorrow is just gonna be tomorrow is
just gonna be cinema like both of the games
Laminga Mall verse CR7.
Do you believe in miracles?
To find a bridge in a meter before
To reach the original shore
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
something. If you bet $1 on USA to win the World Cup, I wonder what happens. How much would you get?
If you bet $1?
Like $40?
USA to win World Cup.
Let's see.
USA to win World Cup.
$1 gives you, if you had $1 on USA to win the World Cup as of July 5th, you would get $22.
hit twenty two dollars
so you're saying there's a chance
so you're saying there's a fucking chance
one thing you can say about the english mate is they love themselves some
fucking football lads
Dude, I'm telling you, bro, chat.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall in an English pub right now,
when Balagan scored two goals.
To be a fly on the wall in an English pub
with a pint of fucking beer
when Balagan scored the two goals.
I mean, they must have fucking exploded.
And it's, but look at this blow.
So if you see Harry Kane attacking the first post,
and if you play with number 10,
You show up on the second post.
That's the highest post number nine.
Second post number 10.
And in this case, it's Bellingham number 10, Kane number nine.
And don't forget about the cross from Terry Bukayu-Sakastamo.
Check out Jim Spiovi with the audio.
Really?
He wants the team to score.
That's what we want to see.
Look at that ball coming out.
He knows Bellingham will come back.
Yeah, Harry Kane, just selfless world class.
He put the woman in the back of the, in the box, sorry,
and comes up as an intern.
Harry Kane is such a good leader, bro.
Literally such a good leader.
Do you know how many people would have taken the shot
in that situation?
Like so many, bro.
Same ending.
It's funny too, because it's Harry Kane.
He probably would have scored it as well, but he passed.
Terry, let's have another look at the first goal
on Drew Bellingham.
Talking about what Zlappan is talking about,
the team has to score a no-chue.
Look at the intelligence of Kane. He knows exactly what he's doing.
He knows he's not going to go for his second post, so he takes the defender away from the goal.
If that ball comes to me, then I will score. If it doesn't, it goes to my 10.
Ben, Bellingham.
Look how he brings the defender with him.
Yes.
That's what you do as number nine.
It is not letting us down this match. If we've got a game on our hands, Jules Breach.
Rebecca, the noise inside the Aztec is in this drivable.
The fans in here were drenched with rain before the game.
Now they're injured.
Point of Schmeichel.
Two huge goals for England in two minutes from Jude Bellingham.
Point of Schmeichel.
That's what's a response from Mexico.
Yes, definitely.
It's the first time that they've been under the score.
And then, of course, two times.
Unfortunately, they respond pretty well.
Locke is part of the game, you know?
Julien Kignan is finding that goal.
Taking an amazing shot, the scoring and two-one.
And then the momentum at the end of the first half
was in favor of Mexico with the chances.
Also, hopefully, in the second half,
Mexico can keep pushing, pushing.
He's crying.
Yeah, I mean, England's just gonna do the same again. Very solid defensively the two times that
Crane, that is cranny.
He stepped up, made two unbelievable saves, but it's about the players, the quality of their players.
The Proclair Saga, which you've seen here, the Harry Kane and Bellingham keep doing the same.
Trying to keep this out quiet, it happened for five seconds.
He's just so simple.
It's the first time that Mexico have gone behind in a World Cup match at this stadium.
stadium this is the moment of the heart sponsored by the bank of america and it's
june fellingham with its first race for england the realm of drindman fielder
now has four goals that this summer's world can't this second half promises
to be just as tight and intense as that first sabonus
gary that should do it now
Needing and fighting.
Jin's drinking?
Thank you everyone.
Thank you.
Beautiful.
I want the second half to start.
It's gonna, I just know it's gonna be a lot of goals, bro.
It's gonna be a lot of fucking goals in the second half.
It doesn't look like much defense
is gonna be played in this game,
which are the most entertaining games.
Let's call it what it is, bro.
It doesn't look like a lot of defense is gonna be played.
Playing?
It's a local crew.
Mind flyer. Hey, this local crew man. Okay, so it's to one England at half my prediction
Wait, I just realized chat. I predicted the score to the Norway Brazil game. I
Said to one Norway. Did I not did I not?
Did I not I said to one Norway?
Okay, listen, bro
This game I actually can't predict this one
Chad, I actually cannot predict this one. I cannot predict this one. I'm going to be honest because England has a one goal lead, but Mexico, I don't know. They just, they look like they're just moving around a lot faster.
faster yeah I was gonna say 4-3 chat I was gonna say 4-3 I was gonna say this
game ends 4-3 but I don't even know in favor of who bro oh god this game is so
good this game is so fucking good I was gonna say 4-3 but I don't know in
favor of who? Unlimited whole mention that keeps everyone connected. When the connection
matters, it has to be AT&T.
Give me a hot pink Cosmopolitan. And pencil drama. Give me a killer love so long. Whisper
to me so I can give you a nerdy morning tea time. And a bloody marriage with Kettle Womba.
I have a little bit of a different prediction. Okay. Now this might be a crazy prediction, but I think this is the most Sanama prediction.
England's winning 2 to 1 at halftime right now.
This game goes to 2.
Remains.
Tied all the way through extra time and goes to pens.
Mexico wins and pens.
Mexico wins and pens.
This just feels like one of those games where it's like watching a movie.
Chat, don't say that, bro. I have no control. Guys, I have zero control over who wins. I'm just watching.
But I have a feeling that that cinema and that might happen, bro.
Monterey, not bad. That was the moment Julien Kignones brought Natsuko back into this game.
It's 2-1 to England with 45 minutes to go. What about that?
Like I just feel like that would be the most cinema game.
Mexico ties it in like the 70th minute and it's 2-2, all squared, all the way to extra time.
And it comes down to Pence and Mexico wins in their own stadium.
The crowd erupts.
That sounds like a script, bro.
I feel like that could happen though. Sounds like a script.
Energy gave them another life.
So we're gonna see that action also.
I thought the game was over and I had literally three money
when I bet $2,000 on England to win,
and then Mexico scored two minutes later,
and I cashed out my bet and made 600 bucks.
I'm scared, bro.
I don't know who's gonna win.
Guys, I'm gonna be honest,
I have no fucking idea who's gonna win.
Dead ass, dead ass.
Was limping at the end of the first half.
One thing I'm gonna know with the box for India
is that the Glen rice is on the yellow.
And Mexico are going to push,
how long are you living in out there?
because this is a situation where I thought he was.
Bro, Chris, here's the thing, bro.
If England remained up 2-0, I would have never cashed out.
But as soon as I want to cash out what, I still get money.
Stay with Dick and Rice out there and see how he's going to go.
Brilliant first 45 minutes.
What is in store for the second?
Let's take you back to our commentary team, Dan Fetcher.
What do you mean, trust the Simpsons?
What did the Simpsons predict?
What do you mean, trust the Simpsons?
I saw two other guys typing that five minutes ago.
What are you talking about?
Mexico versus Portugal?
The Simpsons predicted Mexico versus Portugal World Cup Finals.
I almost don't even believe you.
Simpsons
predicts
2026 World Cup.
The viral claim that the Simpsons predicted a Mexico vs. Portugal final for the 2026 World Cup is a recycled myth.
While a 1997 episode features a fictional match between the two countries, it never once mentions the year 2026, nor does it identify the event as the World Cup final.
Come on, Chad!
And as they were saying in the studio, they finished the first half with real momentum Mexico
That's the first defending for what you know concept
Let's bring it Jack Street's pics
Comes so far
OK, Jim, and they could then collect them.
Oh, Slappy, really.
Got themselves a disappointment.
Considered a set piece, but he said pretty much, game on.
Thank you very much, Geoff.
The Cape Bird again was cinema as well.
It was very stressful for Wapster.
Two goals up.
As a Matthew Fan, it was very stressful.
The quarterfinal against West Germany.
But it was a great game.
3-2, famously or infamously, took Bobby Charlton off in the match.
He didn't go particularly well from there,
So it doesn't happen very often to England, but what it did happen, it was in this country, Jack, final production.
I don't think there's no dual Mexico wins in pairs, final production, stepped up and had a go.
It was caught there by Kate, it was a bit of a short pass, put him under a bit of pressure.
It's raining? Oh god, it's raining.
It's amazing to see that if you like this kind of thing, 2,240 meters.
How am I going to write this guy?
I'm learning a lot about how to TTC.
God, what a good game.
What a good game, I'm behind it.
There's no sport that is as fun to watch as this. Besides NFL, it's a little bit misty out there.
It was quite a firework show. But low-teens of all World Cup, nothing compares.
Dude, 90 minutes just flies by, bro.
Like 90 minutes just flies by, bro.
Go for it by Diablo, picks up there by Dr Rice, here's Harry Kane.
Prince Harry with a little bit of a turn.
That's one though, isn't it?
He keeps the ball away from the defender.
Slappy Ball was caught, that's very good to see.
Slappy Ball from England and now next to that's Borda.
Slappy Ball really.
Cano, yes.
Bro, he just shot like a CR7 shot.
The fuck?
Now let's see what he can do.
Prince Harry again.
Number five, 11, two, some defenders, you're all closer.
Gordon, Anthony Gordon.
Suck it up, Sanchez, plays it on to O'Reilly!
No, Suck it up, it's on your feet!
Suck it up, it's on your feet!
Suck it up, it's on your feet!
Suck it, it's on your feet!
If you're not that familiar with Nicola O'Reilly,
play this a left back from Manchester City.
Chad, do you think England is going to put in Ratsy?
for England but when he came to the academy at Manchester City he was at number 10.
Hicks the shot down Rally! Hicks the close down Rally!
Oh, that's so close!
Pocs up on the goal on two as well.
Pocs him with the cross.
Hicks the over out of the corner, but England's so close to going.
Two goals ahead, once more.
Oh, it's a brilliant play before Rally.
Oh my god, England almost scored again.
Manchester City gets in attacking positions.
Great timing as well.
Score both goals in the Leapkip Final.
Win for Manchester City against Arsenal.
Fight with goals to Pet Guardiola.
Grass season.
That meant you!
That game for the very first time.
Jed, you think Grassler is going to call?
He needs a chance to be good.
Good spell for Ingram.
And he goes in.
Picks up a lot out to the outside.
A run he couldn't gather.
Laira there for Mexico.
Yes.
Living's the way.
See if Bradford can do something.
Out of feeling he will.
That's probably the best way for Ingram to get the ball down in play.
I look good in them when they pass the move.
Esby comes up.
Raaagh!
He's in the big book.
Three out of four shots on target.
Shipp on through Saka.
What the fuck is Saka doing?
Pickford had to turn into a fucking left wing to save that.
What?
Piggins one out there to run to the golden.
Telling him.
He's like a nice leader
Probelling in his eyes plan is a shadow position. He's playing credible
Incredible player Wow
Mexico looking for an equalizer, they have a lot of time, great tackle, great tackle.
Absolutely great, the fourth official look at the ball down there, puts him in the picture,
in the meantime here comes Gordon the other way for England.
Now the England players have come off the fence, there's trouble down there.
Overkill's got it because there's a real seed on the table with some fencers clearing down there.
The referee needs to do something. The player's having to be separated.
You'll see it shortly, I'm sure.
Free kick in, man.
He's going to come across here in the Australian referee and find out what's going on.
He's going to be a fag with a tackle from Kwamza.
You just can see on the replay, 50 times of brilliance. It looked like he got there, but the Mestlo bench doesn't think so.
There might be a fight
No
Here's the challenge
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
It's got speed, it's got force, it's got malice.
I wouldn't be surprised if Qwanser sent us from the field to play for this.
I agree, especially on that still.
Oh, that's vicious!
I think it's going to go, I think it's going to be down to 10 here.
Oh!
I don't want to slow it down and look like that.
That could be red. That might be a red.
That's red.
He's made his mind up quickly.
Red, I think.
Number 36, coming to Selya Tvalko, and he receives Red Cup.
2-0, Costa sets off, England down to 10.
He's the fourth England player, stands off in the World Cup.
Wayne Wilkins against Barocco in 1986.
36 David Beckham famously against Argentina in 1998 a late really against Portugal 20 years ago
England's down to 10. I think they've got it right, you know
Definitely a danger that I although it goes over top of the wall poses lovely not like that
You just England's down to 10. It could be over now. Catches guy. It could be completely over
I think it wants to look at it in slow motion in the seal. We're always going to give it
I don't think whether you look at it in real time still, I think when you get a play with
all six strokes that high on the shin, you're going to be sent off.
England's down to 10, which means they're going to have to bring someone back for defense.
They're going to have no attack, and Mexico's just going to try to batter them for the next
40, 50 minutes here.
That was one of the big question marks when we saw the England team, has Thomas Tuchel
take the right play to play?
It's a clear red. Yeah, it's a clear red. When you watch the replay, I mean, you guys, we have three English announcers all saying it's a red car, man. It's a red for Mexico.
Alvarado's free kick, Harry Kane back there defending, feeling from the England captain.
Now he's claiming he was caught.
Diardo has a word.
I haven't seen him as going to be a fighter in this game.
This game's getting physical.
He's defending from Harry Kane. Just the awareness to read the situation.
Let's have a look at it. Anything wrong with this? Let's see.
the game. This is anyone's
game. It's interesting because
England's up a ball with their
down a man and there's a lot of
time left. But losing into a
second, but it's somebody else
who gets the meds. So England
This is going to be a game boys.
You can see that.
He grew a lot.
He's got the ball.
He's got the ball.
He's got the ball.
He's got the ball.
I bet you the situation
was not really that difficult as a player.
But you've got to make it there stick together.
The big English favourites, they've still got the 1-0.
On the 1-goal, push it.
Overgoes Pelican, a minute's period. Dangerous spilling over. Pretty push for Declan Wright's early challenge.
How's Jim's doing?
How's Jim's doing?
Fucking Jim! I tell you what, they have done nothing!
Fucking Jesus, mate!
Rest for it!
It's been a great season, very fast fucking minutes!
Well done!
Get Jim to the event, rest in the game!
Oh, he's a good man. He's a good man
I believe Junji is currently raging give him a minute
It's understandable, that sucks.
That sucks, honestly.
That sucks.
This is going to be a really tricky finish here for England.
Saka comes off.
Stones!
Fifteen coaches in Manchester six months.
An experienced player to go on in a situation like this in John Stones.
But brilliant plan.
I think that means console goal to right back there.
He infront of Santa Barbara.
He'll kill him!
Oh, I'm running him!
I'm getting his court in!
Ben!
Ben!
Ben!
Want to get him in the abstract?
Ben!
He cannot take your eyes off it.
Ben!
Referee in no doubt.
Whatsoever.
And the speed of Gordon.
the decisive part of that particular situation.
Stormy, that's the pen.
Don't just let it up to you.
No need to be there.
You have to go.
That's on Gorman.
He does brilliantly.
That's the pen. That's the pen.
I said about those long kicks from Bigfoot.
Well, that's about great of penalty, surely.
Yeah, first of all, the judge has to know if he can't.
He can't be offside in the goalkeeper.
And what the goalkeeper does is he comes out rashly
and he catches Anthony Gorn.
This is a clear penalty.
And because the court keepers having a genuine attempt for the ball, cannot be sent off.
Can they give him a yellow card for the reckless challenge?
Can it be sent off because it's a genuine attempt for the ball?
Yeah, absolutely. I mean, they are just complaining here, some of the Mexicans supported
because the ball came off Kane's arm, Kane's shoulder, maybe just the tricep with Harry Kane,
but it was potentially going offside or clean offside.
Just when you go down to ten and you potentially clean offside, you get the chance to make it 3-1.
Well, again, we've seen a couple of mistakes.
One for the points, that one from the goalkeeper.
Coming off his line, I think she's going to get there.
It's rare that a goalkeeper beats an outfielder player.
Ocala coming in.
A similar distance to Coppa.
Yeah, if this keeper gets a yellow, Ocala's coming in.
God, this game's fucking cinema.
God, this is misgames cinema.
From out the delay in tactics.
Marie Kane blights.
Cain's gonna bury this. Cain's gonna bury this.
Cain's gonna fucking bury this. It's Prince Harry's movie that laughs.
25 of the 29 penalties he's taken in an England shirt. And if he scores this one,
he will move to an in one goal of the three players at the top of the Golden Boot List,
missing from Uffray and Harlan.
The Warhawk.
Kane's gonna slap this.
Hurricane has six.
And this is a massive moment.
A capture.
Listen to the Azteca.
He's gonna go bottom right, Chad.
Touch me. Bottom right.
Bottom right.
He becomes the hero.
He's going to go bottom right, what?
Bottom right, massive moments in the match.
He's going to go, he's going to bury it.
He's going to bury it.
Harry Kane scores, England leads 3-1, and the England captain scores, he's 85th international goal.
It's over.
England!
Okay, shut up behind our speed of death, speed of death, let's watch Jinz now.
There is no fucking way we overturned it, if you overturned it, fuck.
Wait, overturned what?
Merge of steel, ice in the veins, Harry Kane delivers again.
That's how you take a penalty, not a disservice at nonsense.
Pick a corner.
God, I love, I love the Brits, man. I just, I love, I love English commentators.
That's how you take a penalty. None of this stuff, step, pick a corner, put it there.
Like, I, I, I love the fucking English, man.
I mean, dude, English commentary is my favorite, bro.
None of this stuff, step, pick a corner, put it there.
That's what I said five hours ago. I feel like an aunt, but...
Bro! Brazil literally missed a pen because of the stutter step.
Mumbo Jumbo, pick a corner, put some fucking velocity on the ball, roll a fucking pair.
You need better attacking play to try and exploit the town of England.
Oh, just kick off the handball on the burner, the service took care on the arm, just explain it to everybody why it was fun.
Yeah, very quickly, a disc straight, Harry Kane's arm, but it comes up with a thing, before we show it this is Harry Kane's arms in a matter of position,
So therefore the accident handle is still allowed in that product to be effective.
So in the winter, up to 54 minutes, and Harry Kane makes it 3-1-6 minutes later.
Kane for the 4th force of that run.
It's another reckless challenge, another reckless challenge again.
A spectacular goal on the screen to vote for the particular Fulcher Superior player of the match.
It's one of those games where they're a club you could choose from.
Pretty sure who I know, I find him who it is.
Gingis likes it!
Gingis likes five minutes but...
The box is up the next to the G-A, it's going up.
G-A's in like five minutes behind!
I'm on the overlap, depending on where to bring the box up.
I mean, I was wondering why that would happen, and then I lost.
We're in a sense, you need to come to the deals with it.
I mean, they're all drunk.
Oh, my God.
It's not going to be easy with only 10 players, but I think it's going to be a good chance.
I think England's got it.
I think they got it.
Off goes Anthony Gordon.
The offside flag stays down, so the assistant clearly throws it.
The fast catch was playing it on.
The young fast catch got across there to make the tackle.
That's because he timed his one brilliantly.
He came inside of it.
Anthony Gordon's got a brilliant shift in.
It's Henson Wendt in the Azteca. Absolutely brilliant.
Canoes from Mexico. In Wendt Anderson for England.
England needs 10 lines, not 3 from this point.
Some might think it's going to stay 3-1.
Mexico needs to create something now.
He's just going to keep this game alive.
With this, he comes to get the cross in.
John Stones, Gorksson gets it behind for a Mexico corner.
He's got to be in a John Stones perfect position.
John Stones isn't thinking about this, of course,
right now, he's thinking about England,
but he hasn't got a club.
It's a real opportunity to impress someone, isn't it?
Wait, John Stones doesn't have a club?
What happened?
The Mexican players wait. Alvarado's left foot will deliver.
Clearance!
Here is Fela's good to hear this. Back out here to Alvarado.
25 and a half minutes left to play in the Azteca. England up 3-0.
Oh, he's done it!
King just got it! King just got it!
Fasas just tips it in.
Taking away from X and Alvarado's, headed away by Harry Kane, I think,
to go. England, Hembov. Wait, I tell you what, somebody's lit the touch plate, but this
place has gone off. England, Hembov. I mean, the temple again, it's lit in N2N. What are
they asking for? Oh, they're asking for that. I think that's where the repeal is for the
penalty. Harry Kane's challenge on Gutierrez.
He has kicked in the center of his foot.
That's never a pen.
It's the first of three here.
Mexico have conceded three goals at the Aztecs since the 4-3 win against Brazil
in the 1999 Confederations Cup finals.
Never a pen.
Many teams are able to fill inside this arena.
But do you know what they happen?
They have many attempts in them.
One thing they've been when they get it from the world of inefficient.
2-0 to last pass and how are we trying to keep going now?
USA last one standing in North America? Yes, if Mexico loses this, yes.
It looks down there, yeah.
VAR?
Oh, they're going to take a look at this.
Mark Glatenberg, they're taking a look at this.
What?
You know what, it's took me many, many reapers to see this.
What goes? Harry Kane, it looks like I thought Harry Kane had played the ball
and he doesn't, he kicks the other side of the leg.
This is a similar situation that England had in a recent game.
I think it was against Kulesha in the opening game where Sakha had his leg kicked off and
Adewiki had his leg kicked and when you get your kick underneath somebody's leg and make
contact without touching the ball, a penalty kick will be awarded.
So Nicholas Guy, here's sort of the issue with the AR though is like if this turns
into a pen, this is kind of the issue.
He's involved in the Quonson red card and he's now involved here.
He's sent Ali Reiser Fagani from Australia.
I mean, because he intentionally put his foot in front of Kane, so it's like, I don't know.
He's just trying to clear the ball.
Is it Gutierrez? I think he does good. He just gets his leg across, he's gonna give it.
We're about to find out.
Pan, he has to take a hold. Just press.
Number nine, Kitsap, and the final decision is made.
The game is totally gone.
The fact that that's a Pan, I have no bias. I don't care who wins.
The fact that's a pen, the game is totally gone.
I don't think it will stay, too.
One thing, I would say is that it doesn't mean to go as distorted.
And I'll tell you something else as well.
This is the first time tonight we've had a double-run scenario.
Kane can't even see him out of his peripheral vision
until maybe the last second when Kane's already going for the ball.
He intentionally digs his foot in front of Kane,
blocking his path of motion with his entire right leg.
So Kane's forced to hit his leg and then it's a pen.
VAR has absolutely destroyed this board.
Who's the put rare, Anderson?
I think that's Anderson who's been sent away with the other...
I have no bias, I don't even care who wins.
That's insane.
That might be the worst call, like...
The game is fucking gone.
That's literally never a bet.
only a VAR player in the Premier League is the only man that Mexico would want in a situation like this.
Well he's probably going to get a hit from Wates. England 3-1 up. Concentration on the face of
The Azteca whites.
Brilliant penalty.
Never in doubt.
Ice cold on the pressure.
3-2 on the Azteca.
Can you get it again?
Yeah, VAR is probably the worst thing for the sport, literally.
That's disgusting. That is absolutely insane.
What a brilliant penalty from Lyle Jimenez.
I've been in football for a very long time, I've never heard a stadium this make this
a moment of noise.
The second highest goal scorer for Mexico all time,
Leifster within five with Chicharito, that's 38,
international goal, just came for England, how good is that goal?
What a game of the tournament.
What a brilliant touch from Lyle Jimenez.
Referee plays on, here's Kane, you can barely hear yourself.
England have a player down and a player down in the finish, Kane here.
20 minutes to go.
Nicolò Ray, you've got the fourth place of that one.
What happened next?
You'd have to say both teams have gone after each other.
You say God make any excuses, they haven't.
It's a brilliant penalty because he gets picked for T'Murray,
but once he goes that way, he can't get back the other guy.
He just took one step and that was probably one step too many.
You see there's a difference between the stuttering run-up of some players
that leads you with no power and the way he does it with complete control.
I think you need to keep moving get a bit of momentum. I think when you start to use the power you get the ownership to the goalkeeper
Another yet, but a quick in that this game is gonna end in a fit fight. I guarantee it. That's Sanchez the right back
So he's in the point
Everybody's cup of tea with the referees in the beer, but they've got all the decisions right
What's Jens saying? Let's see.
Big boy!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
You shit!
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, Bigfoot. Bigfoot. Bigsade.
Ah!
Honestly, I'm dying!
One of the worst decisions I have seen in football.
What's going on? What's going on?
What's happening now today that can paint it like Patricia, you know you missed this bar, right?
Planted like page
Oh, what you all happen just like Josh very happy to help I
Mean cinema game number laughs
You're doing really well.
Cinema game.
England has to hold on for about 25, 26 minutes.
Coffee.
I don't understand, but this is going very well.
Coffee.
Coffee.
Coffee?
Yeah, this ref's got his workout out for him.
Oh, my gosh.
Coffee.
What's coffee?
This ref's got his workout out for him, bro.
This is quite a game
You'll be a free kick
Oh, what's the goal?
This game is actually so no bridle joy
And emotion overflows
The ars are shit
like a VR associate and jump that thing from the back.
Like, look, three, Mexico two, it's a quite astonishing.
Well, right here, if we slowly rewind this frame,
we can see that Harry Kane fondled the center back's
right testicle in exactly this centimeter of this diaphragm,
even though the center back intentionally put its nuts
back in Harry Kane's mouth and gave him no room to move.
And this is all strategically done by him.
Because Harry Kane moved his life in a forward direction,
and the player on Mexico hooked himself in front of him,
if we rewind into this frame, and then go super slow motion,
and then zoom into Harry Kane's penis head,
we can actually see that a bird started chirping
and Mexico penalty.
You can see the paper thing in the same World Cup match.
It's absolutely bonkers.
Also, just adds to horrible fucking call nonetheless.
because like obviously Harry Kane has like vision looking at whatever's in front of him
and peripheral vision. The player from Mexico comes out of nowhere, hooks himself in front of Kane,
so then as soon as Kane's leg moves upward, he hits the bottom of his leg and he's so bad,
it's like, oh Jesus as well, shut us up.
And again, I'm totally like unbiased, but I don't care who wins, bro.
I made my bet, I already cashed out.
I have no bias.
I just hate VAR.
It's just absolutely killing the game.
So capacitive.
Hell, you don't listen to the grace that I make free of aggressive.
I think obviously down-bone coming in to deal with some of those crosses, there'll be a
lot of long balls coming in from Mexico.
Check.
What do you mean, cope?
I don't care who wins.
I'm not cheering for either side.
There's no cope.
I just hate VAR.
6 feet 7, the same size as Crouchy, he should win his first share of headers.
Well, not to backfire for England, it's a 5-3-1.
15 minutes to sort it out, plus a bit of stoppage time, potentially extra time, maybe penalties.
I've just had a message on my phone just so you've never covered a game as good as this,
and they might have a point. This is absolutely...
This game's incredible, yeah.
Here's Petierres.
Lyra.
It's an Alvarez.
We've got to fucking game, Wes.
We've got to fucking game.
Galano to Jimenez.
We can't wide them up in the night, skip to Mexico.
Clips one into the box.
Up there to York Sanchez.
Took it down well.
Groten didn't bite.
Ezra's first involvement is to smash the ball away.
That's going to be the game plan.
Can I just defend the box, England?
Mexico got to be patient.
England, part of the bus!
That's all you got to fucking do.
I mean this is going to be a lot of 20 minutes.
Just a minute.
They're not going to attack any more with him.
Just going to try and find a way to hang on.
Part of the bloody bus.
England cannot get out at the moment.
Fasers go out on the way from Mexico.
Another cross into the England box.
I have to get him.
I don't forget tomorrow on Fox and they've got something to live up to a huge day starting with Portugal Spain
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Rado's CrossFit's was booked. Here's Lerith in Mexico. It goes to Kerala having a way for England
I feel like Mexico is going to have so many chances.
Always in this attacking third.
Swings the corner.
Here's Brian Gutierrez.
Takes room for the shot.
That's a good ballplayers for Corsa.
He's going to be really running with a very compact.
makes room for the shot, that's a good block play as for Kosser.
He's going to be really winding with a very compact...
In by Gutierrez, Pickford stays on his line.
First involvement for Big Dan Burnham, Newcastle to really set it.
Yeah, that's exactly why he's in there.
There's going to be a plenty of force lining that box.
Even has to bite the bus.
Switches on again.
It's just out from this side, the up-ticket.
Switzer-Gilbert, he's under, it's coming in.
Diablo chips in the draw, it's a good one, that's a good one.
Headed by Spen, 64.
Still man, dude.
That was just going to keep coming.
England's going to defend in absolute pro-rash.
Really well.
Just spent his equal at the back post.
Exactly where he needs to be, just hurts it from corner.
England's going to have to defend an absolute flurry.
And so, Valorio Fidelgo,
moves, cutting off the extra place.
Paul Gay, Sanchez.
He won again, regardless of what happens. What's the game of football?
The more Australians are watching him.
Fidel goes straight into the mixer.
Spenis has got a look after him.
Oliver Arnos left foot, Pintreau on the move.
Did he get a touch?
Pintreau and Dutch touch it.
I like that from Pintreau. Don't just come and try and punch it.
Punch it, loads of bodies in there, it's going to be difficult to catch.
Top really game, Jordan Pickford.
It's already Mexico's best world cup for wins, they've got all four matches so far.
If they win today, they'll equal Italy.
1990 is the only home station to win its first five of the five.
Another corner home, Mike.
They can't stay in their own box for the rest of the match.
I'm pretty sure they're going to stay there.
I think he's been brilliant today, the referee, along with Piccala's guy with the video assistant.
How chill has he been this week? Brilliant. In an absolute pound of keg of an atmosphere on my side.
That was such a chance in there for Alvarez. He's got a hell of an edge this corner.
at Mexico changed nine club goals he's got three and thirteen appearances in
Mexico. 15 to 16, he's going out, England hanging on, hanging on.
And the right, up against Jed Spence, right footed ball in this time, Declan Rice didn't get it for two,
It's the goal scorer coming off so Kenodias replaced by Martinez with nine minutes to go.
That's what they need, Mexico. They need more bodies in the box.
Yeah, they're going to have to bring everybody up if they want to equalize.
Ladies can't even bring everyone up.
Look at the left bank.
First for Dalgo, the substitute.
Cheering up in the middle later for the graffits.
How'd you get this down there?
Oh my god.
Now this time it was Santiago hitting his first two in.
So many chances left.
So many chances.
He's got a brilliant left foot.
Chance to go for...
Davos!
Yeah, wow, it's crazy there on the set.
It's the high-falling that into the ground.
Trust will be too pure when they just need a bit of power.
Straight through to Reyn Hell.
It's a double-flap.
He's been respite once,
so everyone's a moment for England's defenders.
Can you see the entire altitude out the window, can't we?
No tears, I put a proper shift in.
Forget the altitude, this is all about England's attitude.
Mexico find a goal.
What a world of teams.
With a nation behind them.
Oh!
Oh no, by Gagey, Tickford there for England.
You'd have to say that, defended the box well.
And actually got to Alvarado a little bit quicker.
What a mountain, such an easy cross.
the world cup for 28 years, France team the beat was early Paris back in 1998, for fifth
game in a row, Mexico played in their own country, the fourth game of the Azteca, they
played in Guadalajara against South Korea, they've got to move after this if they win.
Oh no, that's great defending in there for England again, it was just so much pressure.
But making a vital tackle so much better for Mexico just keeps coming into the box and they've been off the final way to keep dealing with it
So far they've done really well. It's like a training ground exercise attack versus defense. It all goes to Mexico
Diablo the left back
Once you've been in the box, comes to the England defender, Mexico corner
He looks so comfortable comes out right back as well
Another corner kick, dear Thomas.
Waits for his opportunity, in fact the speed over ruled, every console is right.
Oh, goal kick.
Gordon was given, but his speed over turned, and it's a gold kick to England.
Well, England is fighting for their life right now.
Oh, great, Judd Spencer's brilliantly just reads it, gets it twice.
And everybody's back, Anthony Gordon clears his arms.
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nightly wrap-up of today's World Cup action special guests on the program as
well as some folks at midnight
Bellingham
Bellingham on the roof for England on a hatch and that's great, defend it
that's brilliant from England trying to play a little bit of football can they get the
team up the pitch, giving them a bit of a breathe.
That was a really good three-kick on the Minas.
Jude Belegans still competing.
It's a good tackle from Vasquez.
much on that. But at least they've had another attack approaching. Sixth they got the penalty.
Another attack approaching Mexico. The foot has not left the gas pedal here. It keeps
so much pressure on England. Withson is the first goal. England attacking again. The
penalty for the penalty again. Mexico, there's a little tag in the middle. Mexico has to
You have to say, the crosses keep coming in.
Ginkes Martinez claiming he had his shirt pulled.
Here is the one in the middle of the six hour box.
Diardo.
Fidelgo.
Into the big man again.
That's the kick from a fucking legend!
Vázquez from Mexico, Fidelgo from Mexico.
He's commanding the box.
Defensively for England. Four minutes left.
England leading 3-2.
Albalado.
This is not a long time.
Vázquez.
Controlled by Jimenez. Not into John Stones.
Offside flug up against Mexico. Three kick to England.
That's what they're appealing for, Dan Byrne and Mark Gayley.
Mark Laberberg, his thoughts.
When the ball comes in, Dan Byrne's not looking at the ball,
but it's a coming together.
I wouldn't have to think that would be a penalty for Byrne,
but when everything's coming together, I like that,
and they're all fighting for the ball,
I can't see it having been given for that.
You must be impressed, Clash,
by the performance of the guy with the referee,
the guy with the other assistant referee.
England might have survived.
Referee has to stay rock strong because Mexico are going to put more and more pressure on the longer this game goes on and he has to stay strong.
So right by Vasquez, time running out for Mexico, Flix on my veteran nice, Langkantz in the first half.
I think on that as well, my team has had the hold of one of England's best showed as well.
So they will all grab him.
England trying to survive.
Oh, follow, Fidelgo, and now Hayes has got another attack coming from Mexico.
Wins it in!
Stone's got a different...
Stone's just done the good thing.
What a performance.
Yeah, Bellingham had the match.
Undeniable.
Save the goal.
Let's not forget Bellingham's saved the goal.
And the future of Arbiter Vagic with that brilliant...
Oh, the man of the match from Bellingham.
It's good pressure on that side by Spence for England.
I wonder what the extra time is going to be. I feel like there's been a lot of starvation.
I feel like there's been a lot of starvation.
But today it's across Dan Vertenen.
Here's Fasquez. Here's Pidelgo. Shooting chance may be.
But he can make the challenge. Harry Kane, no foul.
Listen, somebody's blasted. My God. Somebody blasted.
And Tino's out to Gallardo. They're killing up in the middle again.
Click back into the England box. They've got to win another header. Mark Gates, he does.
And then Anthony Gordon helps you down a play.
God, the inner whistle of Kier.
Inside the final two minutes.
You know, they're hanging on for good, I think.
But they're doing a good job of it.
But you're at rest.
Sredalgo.
It's the shot.
Pickford catches it.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, he kind of catches it.
Good enough.
Now, he's been bringing Jordan Pickford.
You think about how he came to Birmingham.
Something reflects until a player...
Jordan Pickford.
You just believe me.
Take front with the save.
Just drops it in front of him.
Great game for Pickford, honestly.
The good news is, from an England perspective, there's less than two minutes to play.
The bad news and the good news through a Mexican perspective
is there's going to be quite a significant amount of time
based on the fact we've had P.A.R.'s
All the men call a rash.
Two penalties. England are going to make another change.
They're going to send on Morgan Rodgers,
a Huston fellow.
He's stripped and ready down below us.
Morgan Rodgers!
on his shoulders. Morgan Rogers coming in for a kill.
He's quite good isn't he?
I'm going to say like six minutes of additional time, 11 minutes!
Oh God!
Oh God!
The whole of Mexico has just breathed a sigh of relief.
Over auto.
11 minutes.
Into wall travel.
Hit and miss.
That's brilliant.
Oh my God.
Bro, pick for this fight in Turf Life.
He's doing good.
Oh my God!
Bro, pick for this fight in Turf's life!
He's doing good.
It needs to go long because Morgan Rodgers...
A little kind of crazy.
I think you can count Lewis in his prime with this.
But you know what I think, it just gets him going up the pitch, allows him to squeeze up the pitch.
Get up to beat...
Guys above the limits of a lot of time.
England looking to beat just the 13 to win a competitive match against Mexico in the Aztec
Estadio and only the second to go in the World Cup finals after Italy in 1970. They've got 10
minutes left to hang on. Mexico 10 minutes left to find another goal. They've won Barden England
since they scored the penalty through Jimenez after 69 minutes.
Fidalgo.
Guayardo.
Costa gets the ball.
And Mexico got the corner.
Just keep coming, Mexico.
They need a bit more points.
They need to be a bit more precise.
It's the equivalent of a Super Bowl goal line stand for the England defence in the moment.
Another corner kick from Mexico.
Corner taken by Gutierrez.
Pickford's got a piece of it once more.
He's not Mr. Finn.
Pickford's incredible man.
He's got a massive kick from out of the playing balls.
Pickford's incredible man.
He'll catch him.
Just punch him.
Really is incredible.
Gutierrez with time and space.
In goes the cross but he's hit that too hard and that's a waste from the Mexican.
He's fighting for a fucking line shot.
because Jordan Pickford's been so good at coming to claim the balls, he gets in the cross,
he's had a little bit of a hit for his fight and for his life.
Where does this rank on the games you've seen in World Cup finals down the years?
Brilliant. It's right there for me. It's fabulous.
Such a privilege to be here. But you know what, he's nervous.
David played brilliantly. But they still got nine minutes to go. Jesus.
He's still nine minutes to go.
They've got the players with Abu Qaim and Jude Bellingham. They've defended exceptionally well.
But the saves there that Pickford's made, you've got to remember the two of them in the first half from Hinnaday's world world class.
Yeah.
Absolutely world class.
It's been a great tournament for goalkeepers.
What about Norway's goalkeeper today?
Scholarship.
My Lord.
Scholarship.
Make one save for Tiena Gilligan.
Can Mexico equalise with only nine minutes left?
And what was actually the goal?
No, no, no.
Jets Mences make the goal.
He's actually got to chip the cookie.
What a tough idea.
If anybody can't shoot that, if that would have gone in.
Oh, dear.
I think he was the best player in pitch.
Oh, my gosh.
That's your most point.
No, the first few, the pitch of big performances out there.
Like, that was actually so unfair.
I mean, Ken would have cut back.
One shot.
Here's the thing, bro.
If that's not equalizers, they're probably going to win.
Just England's down, man.
So, these players just don't probably win.
This time, he's going to send it across.
What the fuck was that?
I'm not surprised he's missed that. He's had about 40 crosses in the last 20 minutes.
Any thoughts of England building an altitude to get to forget all about that?
You know, incredible teams, Mexico and England, what they came to play.
Mexico and my final better team, the Open Exchanges.
What about this good number that Mexico have had 84% possession in the last 15 minutes?
I don't know, only once that counts.
Oh, that is absolutely one way traffic.
That's another heck of a go from, obviously, from both teams.
Tocqueville's furious down there.
He thinks that should have been an England ball.
Look at him.
He was exasperated, the England coach.
This will go down to the Swing-Indians.
Great World Cup wins if they can get themselves over the line.
But there's still seven minutes of the distal turn to play.
Mexico threatened again.
The first thing to the England players,
Big Shot from Pickford to leave it.
And that's what all of those players in White Shirt do.
Jon Stone's right down brilliantly.
It was too long, it was going to go on Jordan Pickford.
It was there, that cover.
We said about that size advantage England now.
You think about down, but it comes up.
Jon Stone's...
Such a good game.
...courses brilliantly.
Other besetters support has been superb today.
There's the England captain on the bench, hoping and trying his team to get over the line.
I think all teams could be proud of themselves.
Six minutes left for England!
Hey, fucker punches, don't write them off yet.
Oh no, six minutes left, is that a question?
Six minutes left.
Yeah.
They kind of just keep whipping it in, and it's not really working.
Whips it in again, and chest in!
That would have been insane, that would have been insane, I don't think otherwise it would have been a fucking fight.
That was taking off for the three.
Oh my god.
Mexico come again, this green wave about to sweep over England once more.
They told me there's something a bit more offensive, they just whip the balls in.
Yeah they sort of just keep whipping it in.
They need somebody to slip into a parking, but there's no space honestly.
Great block by Declan Rice, and by the way,
who's in no space, it always gives everyone back.
A yellow card for the majority of this match.
Yeah, exceptionally well done.
Barry with a 10, gets a W, buried.
All the England players in the last 20 minutes have got a block.
Barry, I love you so much. Here you go.
Five nervous minutes.
That's how long does it take them?
Five minutes left, Chad.
Five minutes.
Who don't go to Alvarez?
Max is not looking for any time of the opportunity.
Jimenez waits in the middle with Martinez and Santiago Jimenez.
Anthony Golan out there for England.
It's good to find him from England, not counting, don't jump in.
Where's the switch to Gallardo who's always available out here on the Mexico left,
really it's touched by the left back.
Here goes the cross.
And it is!
Hey Matton, quickly, and he couldn't keep the shot down.
I think it's not a conventional type for him.
Two people all in.
This is another former kick.
This is another elastic imagination.
Yeah.
I know it's OK.
There's a little bit behind it.
Chat, I don't want to jinx it.
But I think England might have got it done.
I think they just made a man.
And Rodgers, that's an England throwing.
And every tick of the clock at the bottom,
Even though it takes a long time to take over,
it's a good tip for England.
Four minutes left.
We could have scored three goals.
They've only had four attempts for the match.
She's quite a scholarship, statistical situation for them.
Bellion handball, it looked like.
Bellion is going at the losses.
Bellion handball, potentially, looked like it.
I mean, I can't believe there's any debate about this,
What a player he is in the biggest moment. He's there we have the drill
He's a special special player 23 years old
That yellow car by the way has just been shown to Jordan Henderson
He's going on pitch. Can't be getting involved, can he?
That's just a challenge. Took two away by Gutierrez
Dan Byrd leaves it for Marque here and he very sensitively goes back to Jordan
inside the final three minutes left by the England keeper.
Three minutes left.
Pascal's challenge is what you drank hell there for Mexico.
They did well, England, just to get up the pitch.
That long goal from Piquet allowed them to get up.
Mexico have given absolutely everything.
England have responded to everything from that.
Corner.
It's James Spence, ball defending 2-0.
Pretty close in speed to the Spence.
England down to 10.
10 Lions up there in the Azteca.
I think Jimenez wrote his ankle on that.
He's an out of the pitch star, good job.
He needs to see the play though.
So both teams for now down to 10.
There's Jordan Henderson in the shoulder, yellow card.
Holy cluster of players on the edge.
The team is going down to 10 players.
Let's try it a long way.
And it was a chance spent touch.
Let's up the ball into the hands.
You know, you hold the tackle.
Not many of those.
They've been a bit quite fortunate.
They've fallen their way.
Look at all the bodies in the box.
You guys see that on that play?
You hold the tackle.
I mean, the fortune has gone high rather than stay low
because it really got into all those bodies.
It's over, guys.
He needs to hold on for one more minute.
What's the score for the rest of them? Two minutes to find the goal.
And it's still time to be 10.
He's scored his anchor quite badly.
Here's Arvarano.
Gordon's going to get across. He's running himself into the ground for the England.
Jordan, for the Jordan.
Spence, Dan Byrne comes across, gets there first.
Clears it away.
Enough to say, those players are to come in.
There's such a hostile atmosphere.
No one understands what they're doing.
one minute left. Yeah, he rolls angle, right? He can't play.
It's 10-on-10. 10-on-10.
It was Jax to win for Mexico.
And they're literally stepping back down a man.
Fidelgo, he's literally injured.
Alvarado, two England defenders across there.
Still the cross comes in.
Fidelgo's attacks are perfect, right?
What the hell?
In there by Rodgers for England.
Dave Witt stood so much pressure, the England defenders, time for one more...
20 seconds left, last play for Mexico.
Fidalgo, Alvarado...
Fidalgo's cross, but Gordon got there, 10 seconds.
Here's the grind, Gutierrez, final few seconds, last chance for Mexico.
Alvarado versus Spence, he comes for cross!
Fours for him, he's just lying!
And it was an England player that put it wide.
It's a corner to Mexico, it was Jon Stomins.
Not just Fence.
Pick would say it was Fence. You don't get pressure on the ball.
Close as well, because if he doesn't clear that corner kick...
The players on the benches...
This is it. ...is now on the touchline.
The goalkeeper, Ranko, is up for the corner.
It's in by Alvarado.
England jump, Dan Byrne wins that.
That's fine, that's blocked by Cahill, still not away, that's blocked by Burn, it's another quarter, and still we play.
What is going on?
Brilliant.
The keeper is in the box, chaos at the Aztec.
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Yes, yes, yes.
There he is, the first defeat since 2013.
Yes, and uh,
England's Nelling and wow.
If it's not Harry Kane, it's Belly.
Belly a man of the mass, Harry Kane.
Pickford with a close fucking second.
Pickford with a close fucking second.
Oh, what a game. Alright, chat him off, bro.
Tomorrow is gonna be cinema.
Let me make myself clear when I say this, y'all.
Tomorrow, we're going live at around 1pm.
We're going to watch Spain, wait,
Chad, where is Spain versus Portugal?
2pm EST or 3pm EST?
3pm EST.
Tomorrow, I'm going to go live at around 2pm EST.
We're going to watch parties Spain and Portugal.
It's going to be cinema and then at 6 p.m. EST or I believe 7 p.m. EST, USA vs Belgium.
If USA wins, I'm legitimately going to be drunker than I've ever been in my entire life.
Love you all to death and I'll see you guys in the next one.
Oh, and in case I don't see.