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Bro look at this kid bro. Dude the USA kids are fucking fire man. The USA kids are fucking fire bro. Legitimately bro.
when there's a will there's a way kind of beautiful and every night that's the reason
so magical and if there's love in this life there's no obstacle you can't be defeated
Monday left me open Tuesday.
Sorry.
I need to check Twitter.
Guys, we got a big day today.
I'm not sure.
Leetex, where did it go?
This just dropped two hours ago.
Two hours ago.
So I saw the play and I'm a person that loves sports.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm live on YouTube.
YouTube what is good.
YouTube what is good.
You chatted a big day.
Bro, it's a big day.
lock in. This dropped two hours ago. I was waiting to watch this with y'all. I
see this going viral on Twitter. So I saw the play and I'm a person that loves
sports and was a good athlete and I understand sports really well, really
well. And that wasn't a foul. That wasn't even an attraction. There was two guys
running full speed that happened to crash into each other. You can't take
your foot and properly place it on somebody else's foot when you're going, no, these were
two great athletes that got tangled up and.
Okay, it was a foul, but it wasn't a red card.
This referee who is a little bit suspect.
Wait, what?
If you check his past, I don't want to say that because I don't like to create controversy.
But, very suspect, if you'd like I'll provide you with the past.
He made a call that nobody could believe, you know, even people on the other side, they
say, oh, we got lucky, wow, that's, and it's very interesting, they say they don't show
them in slow motion, and I never realized that, I never heard of that before, but they're
not allowed to review in slow motion because it's so different because you'll
take one little quarter of a second and you'll see that a hand is touching a
neck or you see something whereas when you see it in fast motion it will look
like two guys collided which is really what happened they got sort of entangled
he didn't do anything wrong and he's our best player or one of our best players
a very bad and he gave me a red card I didn't know what that meant I didn't
they got meant much.
Then I started hearing that that means you can't play
in the next game, at least in the next game.
I said, boy, that's a big, you know,
that happened to another player.
It would have been unfair,
but when they take your best player or just about,
they have some great players,
but, and they say you can't play.
That's very unfair.
That's, you know, it's one thing
to penalize somebody for the game.
But how do you penalize them for a game
that hasn't been played yet?
very inferior. You can't do that. So, yes, I asked for a review by FIFA. I spoke to a
man who's highly respected, and by the way, whose level of respect has gone up tenfold,
and he was good before this started, but, you know, he really pushed it in this country.
I'm the one that got them to do it.
It was not Biden.
Biden was asleep.
I got him to do it.
In fact, it was...
Oh, my God, bro.
Very sad because I got him to do it.
And if the progression was normal,
I would have been retired.
Now, the Democrats are saying,
man, we should have just let him have it.
It's for you.
It would have had him gone.
But I said, you know, the saddest thing is,
I got the Olympics, and I got the World Cup.
Oh my God.
Suspicions were true, chat.
He made a boss call to the FIFA president, bro.
Look, bro, I said this before and I'll say it again.
If you think that's a red card, you have a 45 IQ.
It's not a red card, but you shouldn't suspend a red card.
because now if somebody else gets a red card,
like let's say LaMiglia Mall today gets a red card
and they win two, one.
Is LaMiglia Mall gonna be able to play in the 70s?
It's not a red card.
If you think that's a red card, you're literally an idiot.
Like it's completely incidental, them tangling up legs.
And yeah, when you go in slow motion, the guy's ankle,
I'm not explaining this.
It's not a red card, okay?
It's not even, red cards are intentional,
Malicious intent, bro. Like you're maliciously being you're maliciously being violent to another player. That's what a red card is
If you think that's a red card, you've never watched football in your entire life or played football in your entire life
second
Like we you can't overturn a red card, bro
Even though it's a shit call chat. Here's the thing. It's a shit call
Guys, I'm a USA supporter, bro. I want us to win
It's a shit call, but shit calls are part of sports. Am I wrong? I mean, we all watch the NFL
Shit calls are part of sports guys period end of story shit calls are part of sports
But yeah, shouldn't have been a red guard to begin with that rap was on fucking drugs shit calls are a part of sports boys
Just because we're hosting a tournament doesn't mean that we should be above a shit call
We shouldn't be above a shit call bro
You know what I'm saying?
It's still a shit call, but it doesn't mean that we're above it.
Robin, think of the brand.
Clear red.
You think that's a clear red, bro?
Yo, Jinxie.
You on the toilet?
Yeah, I'm just watching my favorite shaker from the toilet.
I don't mean to not bother you.
I have a question.
Yeah, you watch the World Cup?
Yeah, yeah, every game.
I was wondering what's your prediction here for today.
Dominion ball versus Bernado.
Are you going to bet on the game?
Yes.
OK, Spain versus Portugal could go either way.
What do you think?
Bet on Dominion ball.
Fuck.
Bet on Dominion ball, bro.
Yeah, he hasn't primed out this entire World Cup yet,
and he's going to prime out.
He's gonna prime out this game.
Bet on the media mall.
You think like a penalties extra time
or you think they win in the next game?
Is this actually what you called me about?
You're fucking bad.
I mean bro, it's just like
you're the best gambler of all time.
I am two for two, yes.
I am two for two in the World Cup.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest.
Betting against the media mall is criminal right now.
He's gonna win, trust me.
But if I'm wrong, yellow guy with hands up, Muggie.
Now for USA, without Balo, this is a 50-50 game.
With him, this is 60-40 in favor of USA.
I'm going USA beats Belgium.
That brother, that.
Well, thank you, bro.
And yeah, go USA and we'll talk about it.
All right, bro, I'll see you around.
I just fucked his shit up, bro.
I just fucked his shit up.
Chad, you can't bet on football, bro.
You can't bet on the world cup.
It's so unpredictable.
I just fucked his shit up.
Shit nigga for the prime.
Yamal is not even top scorer.
Yeah, not even close.
But listen, he's still Lamin Yamal, you little shitstain.
Lamin Yamal has not primed out in this World Cup yet.
He's gonna prime out.
He's gonna prime out, bro.
It's Lamin Yamal.
He can't play, he can't play.
In and out, in and out.
Jack, when Lamin Yamal has his jersey on backwards
and he's carrying a speaker over his shoulder,
that's how you know you're fucked.
And that's what's gonna be happening, bro.
His jersey is gonna be on backwards.
It's gonna be two Nils Fane.
Two Nils Fane, bro.
Nah, Portugal's gonna score.
It's gonna be 3-1 Spain.
3-1 Spain, 3-0 USA.
Lock it.
3-1 Spain, 3-0 USA, bro.
Now chat, I'm gonna be honest with y'all boys, bro.
I low key I
Want the World Cup finals to be Portugal Argentina. I low key want that to happen guys. I'm going to that game, bro
Dude, if the World Cup finals is Ronaldo Messi, that will be the greatest moment in sports history
Like no game will ever surpass that
If the World Cup finals is Ronaldo Messi, that is literally the greatest game in sports history
That's
It's not ill-american guys, you know listen
Chat I bro, I want USA to win guys
But sometimes in life where you have to wake up and smell the coffee
No, you're one fuck that USA is winning
All we need to do is at the start of this game against Belgium, the entire stadium,
if you know the Florida State Seminoles WarChamp, that's what USA needs to do.
At the start of this game, when Belgium walks into the stadium, I'll actually show you guys
because I'm like, I'm losing its aura.
Chat, by the way, FSU, greatest college in America.
FSU, seminal, war chant, tomahawk, chop.
Chat, if Belgium walks into this, they're not winning.
They're not winning.
If Belgium walks into this.
I
I'm telling you now, Belgium get ready bro, this is gonna be a lot, bro.
like Belgium get ready dude I'm telling you chat three no USA lock it lock it
bro three no USA lock the shit in
dude let's go man let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go chat if
If you're hype type of one, if you're horny type of two,
guys, let's do this, y'all.
It's one PM in approximately one hour, 40 minutes.
We have Spain versus Portugal.
It's gonna be cinema.
Oh my God.
Chad, I don't do, I don't know, bro.
This is such a great day of football.
Chat, I mean, this is gonna be insane.
This is gonna be insane.
I'm so excited, bro.
Like, chat, who do y'all got, bro?
Enough of me yapping.
Some of y'all have bone ulterior.
Who do y'all got?
Spain or Portugal and why?
Spain or Portugal and why?
Why?
G2 on right now. Spain because Lameen mocks.
Probably this is going to be cinema. Spain too much defense.
That's it. How would you guys rate Portugal's performance at the World Cup so far?
Beat Croatia, a little bit of a controversial finish to that game.
A little bit of a controversial finish to that game,
but beat Croatia, Drew, Congo, Beat,
who else did they beat?
Beats, who else did they beat, bro?
Oh, they beat Uzbekistan.
They beat Uzbekistan, tied Columbia.
Columbia is not bad.
Okay. So they drew Columbia, drew Congo, beat Uzbekistan, beat Croatia.
Spain will be their toughest challenge yet, but vice versa.
Portugal will be Spain's toughest challenge yet.
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
FSU not even top 10 loudest college football stadium.
What should I play then? The Penn State one?
The Penn State one?
Which one should I play?
Dear chat, I know some of y'all are from Europe.
I just want to show you guys the college football stadiums here.
if y'all never seen it before.
Okay, this is the whiteout game, I remember this game.
Okay, so chat to give you a little bit of lore here, okay?
Michigan's playing Penn State, big rivalry game.
And Penn State's crowd was so loud
that Michigan had to call a timeout
because they literally couldn't even hear each other
and they didn't even know what play they were running.
This is the crowd we need tonight bro.
I'm chill, I'm fucked, please god.
This is the crowd we need tonight.
I
Dude, I can't wait for NFL season. Oh my god. Oh sports has been so good lately, dude chat. Um
Chat any other ones any other ones? I know there's probably some other ones
Texas A&M walkout Clemson has a pretty cool walkout too
Texas A&M walkout
This is the god damn crowd we need tonight!
Where's this game at?
Where's this Belgium game at?
Is he in Texas?
Where's it at?
It's in Seattle.
Wait, whoa, whoa, Seattle.
That stadium's fucking insane.
That's the home of the 12th man right there.
Dude, Seattle's fans are crazy.
I mean, bro, I don't know I'm scared, bro. I just want USA to win this
It's
Bits of bottom bow
Grinding until jinx see acknowledges my degeneracy. Okay, bro. Kill you see that's been a not a hundred and thirty stream streak
Okay, kill you and has been acknowledged, bro, you could take a chill fell
Also, this might be the worst spelling of acknowledges I've ever seen, bro.
You didn't even try.
Husky Stadium?
Yeah, bro.
Like, I swear to God, college football, the fans are just 20 times more passionate than
NFL because they're all hammered and they're representing their school.
It's literally just peak, bro.
It's literally just peak.
Guys, Portugal's pain is literally in one hour, 30 minutes, guys.
Jitty the bald rat with the five gifted. Okay, what is bro? What the fuck is your name, bro?
What is your name, dude? Vatican, please drop two goals. We can only pray baby. We can only pray man
Dude, um, doll. Thank you for the prime R. C. Goodbye next segment. I can't say we will do this shit
R. C. This isn't a fucking sec. Not everything just segment. I'm literally just talking to the chat, bro
I'm excited for today's games
So look at my badge. What is this? How did you get this badge? Did you get this for World Cup?
Did you get this for World Cup?
Who has the rarest switch badge? Type. Who has the rare... What is this one?
7TV Rustmis 2025. That's kind of rare.
Who has the rarest badge in this bitch, bro?
RuneScape Skull, okay, I don't know if I've even seen this one.
Wait, what's this one?
What's this one?
This one looks rare.
Football Fest.
Borderlands Four Badge Vault Symbol, okay, this guy might be winning.
What the fuck is Mr. Raccoon?
What is Mr. Raccoon?
NNYS.
New Year's?
I don't even know what that is.
Jinx Iran Minecraft Classic, not rare, but classic.
Yuzu.
Minecraft 15th anniversary celebrations.
Place 2023 cake. That is rare. What the fuck is that?
Watch Wisconsin jump around.
That's a burrow
Roomscape track you a lot y'all play fucking room scape
What the fuck chat isn't room scape like a oh gee ass game oh
It's a MMO
Nine out of ten on steam
Bro, when did room scape get released bro
2001, bro, this game is older than me.
I was born September, 2001, September 26.
This game is nine months older than me, oh my god.
That is insane.
Spain is going to what, Portugal's ass?
Nah, I think it's going to be a close game, bro.
I don't think anybody's going to whip anybody's ass.
I think it's going to be a close game.
I think Spain's gonna win though. I think Spain's gonna win. I
Don't know. I don't know. I don't know honestly. I don't know. I don't know
Jin see as a US citizen, I'm personally rooting for Belgium in spite of you. You've bald rat boy
Yeah, that's just next level hatred, bro, Chloe think about
That's next level hatred, bro
G2's playing right now? Chad, who's stopping playing? Is it a good game?
Who's he playing?
We're gonna play Falcons? Wait, what?
Can he win it out against Breede? Playing the Datsun game is pulled away!
And Breede still gets him anyway!
Wait! This is going map 3 shortly.
Who won B1s, it is now, missed out on, and Falcons go up to map point.
point. Yeah, it's a good anybody in a clutch situation. Yeah,
do you want to watch map three before the the the the Spain
game? Do you want to watch map three? Get himself into top red
maybe just mix things up try and close that distance. So I mean
map three unless G2 comes back. Dude, Chicago's playing his
old team. I didn't even think about that. This kind of is a
cinema matchup. So I can only assume didn't pick up on the
during that prep phase, during that drone phase,
and so they didn't have the ability to deal with it.
They didn't have a braver, for example, to steal those.
Chat, not to like, yeah, but that's one of the most broken ways to get kills.
You sit on a barricade and then you have your friend shoot open the barricade
from far away and then you just peek it.
Literally what Benjy just did, because they never expect it.
No fucking thing, just...
You just saw it work in Pro League, yo.
Fighting in this ain't over yet and they could still yet extend that streak of not losing
to Jitsu in best of series.
Ben Labs is going to be such a person.
Stoppin's 9 and 6.
God he's so tough.
Like oh my god.
Like this guy just never plays bad.
He's not even capable of playing bad.
When do you ever see Stoppin going deep negative?
And y'all are going to say glaze.
I don't care.
Yo, when are you ever going to see Stoppin going deep negative?
You can say oh he goes 8 and 12 8 and 11 every once in a blue moon
I don't know if I've ever seen him go like triple negative dead ass. I'm not even kidding
So you're top floor because they didn't ask down around and Falcons punished check for Brizio Romano's tweet
Okay, I will not show this round after this round certainly not as heavy a presence. They've got weaker
Fact this time maybe you can come back and win this game in garage, but nobody on top floor
So it's not just the board G2 a little bit
Don't hate this from Falcons
You know no top-floor presence this time play behind the caution stead
The snake is gonna clear out that top floor super super. This is what I don't understand about PC pros
You're using a holographic scope on an F2 like that just seems terrible
But they kind of just they kind of just do it bro
I feel like stop is one of the only PC pros that actually uses a cog on everything
But you know what I mean dude twitch F2 hollow you couldn't pay me to do that
That's gonna be the focus to try and deal with that operator
That's just Doki because he glazes Shiko. Wrong. Doki's been using Holographic Scopes
for like years, bro. Bro, for example though, Shiko, you'll almost never see him with an
ACOG. Doki, you're almost never seen him with an ACOG. Staphen always use ACOG. My goat.
Could be enough here that you can get a bit of damage with that.
I'll allow that impact.
Javis is like two EU powerhouses. This is a really good BR3.
I think he's gonna go nicely as well.
I'll check for Brizio.
He's just out of action this game probably.
The net for G2.
This is gonna be like a 10 minute break.
He got himself a pop to top floor and it was unknown.
It looks like Solotov has managed to do this thing.
G2 may well have a drone up there that will provide a little bit of intel for you.
The last little bit of health is taken away from you.
They're trying to pressure the clash.
Don't kick his shit off like you.
Looks like Falken's could be on the roll here.
Wait, Stomp and take one!
Stomp and take ten users.
As Jin got himself another.
Solotov does appear in the map.
G2 not a clue.
Stomp and take an out.
And it is now three versus one.
Alamo with it all to do.
And he's got his worst nightmare up against him.
It's a clash that can activate the shield break.
And it's Vulcan's winning clubhouse just as quickly as G2 were able to.
Okay, what's map three? What's the map three decided? I'm gonna guess like bank or something.
Sorry about overtime, lost a phase. Wanna return to form for Vulcan's team?
I'm excited to see how that goes. Let's see what happens after this short break.
Oh, lab's not back yet. Check Columbia for Scana stats.
I actually, I actually watched a little bit of this game, 20 shots, eight shots, eight
shots on target, Ghana had zero shots on target, oh brother, oh brother, zero shots
on target. Okay, check it for Brizio. Check it for Brizio. Official. Flow battigan has
been cleared to play for USA vs Belgium tonight.
Oh god, dude Spain has odds in this matchup USA has odds, but it's close
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that fucking bro cat what I hope happens bro as I hope I
I hope politics scores like literally a hat trick and then the people aren't gonna be like you only won because it was rigged
Bro, I kind of just wish we played them straight up cuz like guys here's the thing
Even though it's a shit call shit calls our part of sports
Guys even though even though we love the team and stuff, bro, right like we all watch NFL
Like all the Americans in here, we all watch NFL, bro.
We've all had calls go against our team.
Bro, shit calls are part of sports, man.
I strongly disagree with this.
Shit calls are part of sports, y'all.
Chad, I'm not mad.
This is the team I'm cheering for.
I'm not mad, bro.
Why would I be mad about this?
I care about the integrity of the sport, bro.
Jack, what would you say in your opinion is the worst called or no-called in NFL history?
In my opinion, it's the St. Seahawks game, and I'm going to find the exact play I'm
talking about.
It was the St. Seahawks No Call.
I'll tell you guys the exact game I'm talking about.
In my opinion, this was the most blatantly rigged NFL game
I've ever watched in my life.
10.
I don't know, it was Saints Rams?
Is this the right game?
Yeah, I don't have to say it was it, Saints Rams.
Quits now.
Watch this play.
Breeze, passes, and complete no flat.
Listen to the crowd.
He's literally looking for a ref for Tommy.
He's literally like, he's like,
no, he's literally just,
all right.
Like bro, do y'all see this?
Now look at the stakes of this NFC championship winner goes to the Super Bowl minute 45 on
the clock probably the same as last time touching the ball and the two officials talk to each
other watch this never never looks at the ball if this isn't past interference I
don't know what is like this is a literally completely un-catchable for
Lewis. He's completely just fucking spearing him as there's no flag right on the same
sideline.
If you count Robbie Coleman plays the ball, it's an interception. It's probably going
the other way.
Like this is literally the most blatant foul ever and it wasn't called.
I mean the ball is on the other side.
Bro, if you look at pass interference on Google, a video of this should come up and it didn't
it called in the NFC championship. It didn't get fucking called in the NFC championship.
If you think sports aren't rigged, you're crazy, bro. You're crazy. We know sports
are rigged. It's just about, we don't know what level of, we don't know what level they're
rigged to. Bro, we saw the NBA shit last year. We saw the Terry Rose year files. You don't
think that's happening in other sports? Um, rigged. Let's just look up rigged sports,
man. Rigged sports moments like 10 most rigged moments in NFL history. The exact moment Terry
Rosier faked his injury for 200k. 200k? Turns out you're actually a multi-buckin' millionaire.
You ruined the sport for that!
These are the most rigged moments in NFL history.
These are the most rigged moments in NFL history.
And first, one bad call cost the Saints a trip to the Super Bowl.
Because in 2019, all the Saints had to do was get one blood.
Literally the exact video I looked up first down. Let's take a close look at the scoreboard because chat this first down
It's Neil Neil Neil field goal game ends, right?
But no no no the reps didn't want that a first down would allow the Saints to run up the clock and kick the game winning field
Goal as time hit triple zero, but to do that
He would all come down to one final third down conversion. That's when one call changed
What do you mean Chelsea first barcelona 2009? Oh
Shit I
Oh shit like oh shit
Dude, I don't think I could watch NFL stuff and YouTube YouTube. I'll be back later boys. I'll be back later
Everything
Please
I love like dude my favorite thing about this is a little that he's just looking at her like he's looking for a rep to be like
P.I.
Tell me how you're supposed to catch this ball, please
I go on the other way with it. I mean the ball's on the other side of Roby Coleman, but that should have been a penalty.
Oh my gosh! Bro sent them flying like a helicopter.
And yet, the rest just stood there and did absolutely nothing.
And things would only get worse.
Because after this watch Barca Chelsea 2009...
The most shameful match that shocked world of football.
Jack young pep. Oh
My god, this team was stacked Peter check Ashley Cole DDA drug by lampard
Damn Chelsea was stacked in 2009. Holy fuck
Peter check Ashley Cole DDA drug by and lampard
The faces familiar for us, because they don't get the same to covering in midfield, Barcelona's
Sam Violetto, Leonardo Messi, Andrés Siriesta, Javier Reves, Sergio Busquets, Piquet,
Gallature, Daniel Vez, Victor Vaudes, Barcelona was probably more stacked, I'm not gonna lie,
I'm not gonna lie.
Big of a problem is the fact that Rafael Marquez injured and Carlos Guiz, 42 year old,
in the psychology.
Paul, looking to put it back.
And there's Ian!
It's a fantastic start for Chelsea!
There's Ian, the man!
He was really caught by surprise then.
Good play by Maluga, he goes down.
He's getting the free kick through, Chelsea.
He'll be a big mess, then.
Drogba does smash it.
He'll even down the angle.
Rampard's corner.
Terry's up there.
Well, how close is Alex?
Drogba, Terry.
Yeah, what was shameful about this match? I don't understand.
Rampard has helped it through, and Drogba controls.
He's gone down the referee, looked at his linesman,
and doesn't award a penalty as the Chelsea fans were paying for.
My first reaction is a penalty.
Ooh, that might be a pen.
The referee looked at his linesman and doesn't award a penalty as the Chelsea fans were paying for.
My first reaction is a penalty.
And it's a nail cut, and he slipped it wide to GBA.
Drop bar!
Oh!
What an opportunity.
What an opportunity.
That's the competition's top scorer.
And Elka looking to get in here for Chelsea, but what's the decision with Amidal?
It's red!
He was lucky to escape it in the first half, he's gone now.
Isn't this amazing?
Arsenal and this Champions League hopes in the balance as Lampard strikes their guard here.
And Nelka is now handballed against Pink Girl.
The referee says no.
It's a new commentary.
It's over from him.
But it's messy.
It's in the Estor!
And the Chelsea fans cover their eyes in horror.
Two minutes from time and it's hot.
I think that was blatant handball, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you, I think that was blatant
handball bro I'm not going to lie to you.
and it's Barcelona who are in the final against Manchester United in Rome, and John Terry is absolutely furious.
Angus Iniesta with the first shuttle target that Barcelona managed, after two minutes of stoppage time, has denied Chelsea a return to the final against...
2 missed handballs?
Oh my god, that's some of the worst refereeing I've ever seen.
Oh, this video.
This video here, chat.
I love this guy so much, dude.
He's so cute.
Did you start it?
Did you start it?
Okay, chat, we'll watch these later.
Bro, YouTube has so many gems, bro.
YouTube has so many gems, dude.
Okay, okay.
Did you just start it?
Shall I get our cute messiest, bro?
They've cleared that early utility
and now are knocking at the door.
They've got a good surround on, but no real,
like big power push coming in in any given direction here.
Then it's kind of color less and get control of catwalk.
Man, three boys.
On the side of my seat, for example,
telemass has been his way forward,
but even this looks a little bit precarious.
You see everything that he's doing off the back of that.
Shite no dead, they have time for us.
Stopping there, maybe got to get a kill from this.
And sure enough gets one.
Good shot, Doki.
Oh my God.
Well, I'm sure this needs to play a line down.
There you go, Doki.
See what happens if you use the fucking H.C.O.R.B.
Stop using the fucking H.O.R.B.
Jesus.
From that toxic bear bed,
he does back him up, uses to light this change in location,
getting close to that breach so that he can put the shot into action but as it
is he flips to the SMG and takes down Dawkins.
Just one second.
Gonna do the work, no it's not.
The F2 sings and takes down Leakey Fack.
Two versus one.
Eight seconds left to go.
Ventured down.
Uses with a double to hold on.
Falkens take round one.
It was hard thought, but they got the job done.
That's more of what we've seen from users throughout the stage as well.
Augusto Euclustre, to his name, many a multi-kill being started.
So he's really turned into the solid, reliable backline player for this team.
I know Brady's had a bit of a struggled stage at points,
and then that first map that we saw here didn't always have the best performance,
either one or six at a time, but users just remains consistent.
Big final 1v2 from him.
We kind of alluded to it.
I think G2 had a bit too much to do there,
bit too much control being taken trying to get every angle pushing in.
So as they lost the player from one spot,
that was some near then a black hole and exposed spot
that G2 then had to try and fill in other ways.
So really good round from Falkers,
and I love the fact that they went aggressive in the two versus three.
I'm going to try the very, very best to cut down players on G2, so it was never going to be a 3v2 round, and they got away with just that.
Brilliant stuff.
I too will be coming along right now.
Chet, it's not a four seconds delay, it's one second delay.
It's just coming out of Vulcans because they are in controlling storage rather than going down to basement, so it looks like a small trick.
Watch with Mingo. Is Mingo watching? I'll call Mingo.
Is Mingo watching?
I want to keep that Ronaldo messy video.
Okay, here it is.
here it is for a period of time much like you would do
you saw that she just broke a lot
from 15 seconds to 10 seconds so slight
earth out the board nothing too major in all honesty
she's just yeah
well you're right
yeah that's fucking three
yeah is this semi-finals or final semi-finals right
yeah that's that final
being picked up for the second round in a row as well we've seen
It's like finals, but it's not finals. Do you know what I'm saying? Like whoever wins is going to win the finals
That's a big start
It is and again taking it in top for ace rough line always crucial one you mentioned about the vertical
What do you think about stopping playing hard preacher, bro?
I already told Fed bro, I don't like it.
Yeah.
But Fed was like, they have nobody else to do it, so he has to do it.
But that just means that they just simply picked up the wrong guys then bro.
Because-
Oh my god.
Why would you pick up a lurker and a fragger bro?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
If you already have stomping.
It's a bit of a car crash round for G2s.
My thing is, they can make someone else play support like it is, dang.
was looking like this is the first time I've seen a team start on that attack inside and struggle
to most in a 21 and 15 overall for the series really starting to build some serious
space for solitov manages to take down doki yeah this is kind of what this is all up to stomping
but we know what this man is capable of we've seen him do it before will we see him do it again
he's just one of them here given the man advantage for
They're aiming down there, it's a fight, but they've got a really good read on where he's coming from as the Toxic Bear canister goes out
Stompens' Cough will give his location away as well
Ked of Stompens will just hold out my Wiener round
I'll have to sneak back with this canner, who knows exactly where he is as well
There's not much you can do here, I look at him and he goes right over the gun and solosols is the one that comes out on top
I wonder if we see attacks on that coming up early here for G2, cause that's two rounds in a row, granted the first one was
Has G2 played Falcons yet? Was it since they've had Shikos?
Yes, fantastic
The jet is a nice lemon to be particularly effective
So they fuck them up today as you say it may well be
That we have one cold in here to try and just put the brakes on because seven four years
I'm gonna go in wrong quickly
And if they don't get a handle on it Vulcans could run away with this one before GTV didn't know what's happening
We are on course for having a bestie pre between the finishers that are mad
No, I mean it could be over
Just about two hours if you take it, you know, if you look at just pure play inside take out the
Damn, these games have been quick. 7-2-7-3.
An hour 52 hours that this could finish in.
Guys, check Peterbot's Twitter. What are these tweets?
Is it about, oh wait, is it Faxity announcing the teams at 4 for the pro-amp?
Stop it on Doki B. Let's go with that.
He's got a Span Jersey on Peterbots at the game that's kind of cinema
Yeah, what's up second in a row got first big Chicago got first pick three rounds in
a row is as well at least he's got he's got small Pete
I mean, bro, they played with them for like two years, so they probably no worries ponds every time
Professional level like I mean, it's really hard to win bro. It's really hard
Because bro pros aren't just gonna throw it back like they're gonna play off their numbers and play trades and stack up and stuff
So if Shaco physically can't leave the spawn they can't win
Nice
Like come on
I agree
of labs for falcons at least if we walk his stuff
Let's put our best player on a roll where he's shooting a flamethrower for two minutes
52% on the attack
But what does that tell you they can expect three rounds on the attack if we go by the numbers?
Which means if they can get themselves a forties
But yeah, they would hope that it would be enough to get them over the line
But as we've said on any given game day, we never know what
Just give you
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, nice.
So they went in three versus four without losing a single.
All right, if Shaco gets first picked again,
I'm gonna shove this keyboard up my ass, Ryan.
Be losing a match against him.
But are we being punished
or being seen spread around the map
and GC managed to isolate?
Wait a minute, go BRB one sec.
Chat, this is big news.
This came out one minute ago.
FIFA president Gianni Infantino
clarifies his position on flow battle in red card.
I have seen the public comments regarding the decision
of the Independent FIFA Disciplinary Committee
related to the suspension of Flo Baligan,
and I would like to reiterate a fundamental principle
to FIFA's governance.
FIFA's judicial bodies are independent.
They operate autonomously,
apply the FIFA Disciplinary Code,
and decide cases based on their applicable regulations
and the specific facts before them.
Their independence is essential
to the credibility and integrity of football,
and this must always be respected.
Yes, I regularly discuss matters
related to the FIFA World Cup with the President of the United States.
And on this matter, I did receive a call from President Donald Trump just as I
received calls from heads of state, government officials, football stakeholders,
and business executives from around the world on many different issues.
During our conversation, I explained that there was an ongoing legal process
involving FIFA's independent judicial bodies, and that the case would be decided
on due course by the competent bodies.
The self-fIFA system works, and it is a principle that I will always uphold.
I read the decisions of the FIFA disciplinary committee
and they are issued.
Sometimes I am surprised by them.
Sometimes I agree with them
and sometimes I disagree with them.
What I always do have her is respect those decisions
and the autonomy of bodies that make them.
Whether we personally like a decision or not
is irrelevant.
Respect for independent institutions
and the rule of law is what protects the integrity
of our competitions
and the credibility of FIFA at all times.
So he's saying that he got a call from Trump
but it didn't sway their decision at all
and the decisions are made by a separate governing body.
That's what he's saying.
No, one person, one other person left alive
or even one person in a different location.
So they weren't pushing from that same time.
Yeah, yeah, come back.
I think they're the one.
Mika, you're gonna watch the USA Game Threat?
Need to make sure,
A, they've got a plan to do with these trip connectors
because they're helping them there for ages last time.
And also, that is maintain positions on opposite sides
of the map to stretch the defense.
They did a little bit before them and they found themselves being punished for eventually getting together inside of Electric and had them frozen off
So things are at least a little bit
But again, that's another very spread. They had like dirty coming up catwalk, Alan out through IT
We had one coming into a meeting and then he was Benjay
It was just a little bit all over the place and that's okay
It's a fine way to attack in towards this
But I feel they're the ones who've got to change a bit here because they've already shown that that attack doesn't work out too effectively for them
So
We will see granted a bit come quite close last time around down to the one versus two
Which we saw you just come out on top of against Benja and Alamow
Maybe did you do think actually you know what it was all right last time?
Yeah, don't you like it now just do it again and we'll come out on top this time. We'll see
You know the definition of insanity
Expecting different results
He's just going to dump out the toxic beer canister, slow things up, there's not really
anybody pushing onto that warehouse door instead, the push was coming from underneath but June
was fully aware, takes down Dawkins, gives Falcons another entry, sorry three out of
four now have gone in favour of this G2, just walking on into side, Benja manages to get
Nice, Benjax!
A shining light!
Just left side!
Nice, Michael!
And a series sub!
Niiiice!
It's able to get it going on the back!
What back?!
Benjax, the re-nailer of two, holding shit!
And he's up for June, moving his way back in.
One versus four, he's had a hell of a base so far.
But, genuinely, this is gonna be a step too far in round four.
Well, plans to run down, and this feels a bit unrecoverable for June.
Benjax's gonna gap him, and he has to just do it.
I didn't quite see if there was someone inside IT door there,
making sure that he was clear to jump in. He's great.
He's going to be able to swing on towards without dying for example, but I currently
am not going to swing in his ass. Otherwise they probably would have seen one of the
two players that was sat on bomb chassis. Either way brilliant opportunity spotting
is what G2 do well. It's what Falcons have also done at points throughout this series
and it's going to hand them around here and despite it not looking that way to around
him, it'll bring us up to two apiece. G manages to get one shot.
Whoa, Mbappe's like crashing out on Twitter.
Madam Celeste Amarilla, you are a despicable woman and unworthy of your position.
You do not represent Paraguay, that country which has sweated passion and honor through
the competition.
Through your recklessness and brazen racism, the entire world has forgotten the journey
and the historic effort that your players accomplished during this world cup.
Making way for an incompetent woman who gives the worst possible image of her country.
I will never allow people like her the freedom to spread their hatred and racism across the world.
What did she do?
What the fuck?
It's a fucking log
Ask rock ask rock
Rock AI
Hey, Gronk, what did Madame Celeste Amarilla do in Bape's crashing out on Twitter right
now?
She's a Paraguayan senator who went on a racist rant against in Bape on X after France knocked
Paraguay out of the World Cup 1-0.
She called him a colonized Cameroonian pretending to be French, said he sucked on coconuts instead
of breast milk.
What the fuck?
Nitro, you better be able to judge that throw distance, you better be able to find those enemies up above you
because that is how you become truly great on an operator is being able to get, squeeze every little bit of value
Not something that Benjara's done fantastically well so far today. We see him doing it
He's running around, he knows exactly what he's been doing
You ain't saying a lot of things to him bro
Where the utilities that he's playing for
Takes out as much as he can and then he's great with the F2 as well
So he's really
Mingo are you gonna watch USA News tonight?
Of those operators
Am I live? Definitely was my first time ever watching that football game
Cinema!
I was watching Mexico
He makes safe at least for now
Stomp him, working his way through on the snake downstairs at the same time
But we're trying to find someone playing underneath with the C4
And looking in towards June, and of course in towards the leaky path
Both trying to get cover for those upstairs and provide information
So if you can get in there and get rid of one or two of those
That is going to be mega for stomping
Just looking to get Alamo in through the window
Alamo's got his champion
I was just going to say he's being held up there by the trip connector for the time being
Posing the utility to clear that out and that gives him access to the electric
He's on the top floor, baby!
He's on the top floor, baby!
Oh, god, I'm low to get enough.
He doesn't necessarily want to get too aggressive here,
because he's going to be ahead of his theme if he does.
They are not yet ready to start pushing on in
and taking control of Sartre.
He's concerned about the corridor right behind him.
No, so that's clear now.
And he's likely to just try and hold his position.
There we go, Shaco, there he is!
And that is a big fucking Shaco.
There he is!
Oh, my...
Oh
Across these
Tokens they came in that was a clip. That was a clip. He just fucking chill man
Top of things and I thought wow, you know, I looked at G2's history on night in labs this year
and two they've lost it to black dragons and Shopify rebellion both at six
invitational we haven't seen them play it since so I thought you know right
okay if all can score to zero G2 might just actually struggle to get this one
don't we were talking about the possibility of having G2 in the lower
bracket put then as I said each game in itself is these
What
G2's tired now four to half and move on to the defense you've got to say
Sometimes it really is just that simple like if you just get spawn peaks every round you're not gonna win
Like it really is just that simple
real resilience after round two and we've only got better as the rounds have gone by.
This could prove to be a bit of a car crash of Falcons if G2 do manage to snatch away
this last round that is down in the basement. And that should once again we're going to see a
lot of cover across all of the map. That's something that did this round that it kind of
gets sliced up by G2 and punished for being so spread even though it was a 4v3 for Falcons.
So do you want to see Falcons being really careful here about just how much...
Yeah what is her tweet though? What is her ad?
You've got a control and duty made a safe. Forget about that. Ice plate players go direct towards site. Lots of draw potential behind this good base.
Straight away on the back of that breach, I like that aggression coming out from G2. Just taking ground as soon as it's available to them.
So it's on radar, says that he is clear to move forward. Will do so. Gets caught out by that F-Nap though.
Little bit of danger there for Benja, but no damage done. He knows.
No, Benz is floating.
Inside here, and peeks it perfectly.
Taking down 3, getting high versus 4.
G2, I'm wondering, where's Doki?
Is there an opportunity to get this producer down?
Maybe not.
A solitov clears outside, but stomping finds Dume.
4 versus 3.
Oh, god.
Got todays on the window.
And sure enough, it's a least.
Nothing that he can do about it.
Alamow removed.
It's wrong map early, and 0 and 5 on this one.
Not super ideal, but it's a 3v3 inside the round.
With two minutes still to play, Tim.
G2 have come up right next beat. They've kind of got away with a surprise attack, and maybe now Falcons are going to start stabilizing at least a little bit.
They still don't have slight control, though.
The decision to be made for G2 here, there's only Solotov inside a site at the minute. He's actually in Exo, so he's not directly inside.
If they can get the kill onto him, the rest are inside of storage.
Is it G2 wait for them to try and get back to site and take them out?
Wait, stop it's alive!
Stop it's alive!
You can't defend the whole site from storage, and G2, I just wonder...
Stop it's a life chest!
Keep himself alive after he's definitely be down by now, but 2 vs 2 and the twists and turns can't fit me in at round 6.
Oh, what the fuck!
Shaco's laying dick down!
From 0-3 to 7-3!
Shaco's laying dick down!
0-3 to 8-3.
dude this one's fucking personal bro are not drops but they benched him which is
basically the same thing as dropping in this team bench him bro eight straight
kills that's pretty hard to do about that one and boys what you make of it
they didn't stop it they benched him bro that's sort of the same thing as
dropping somebody they fucking bet you realize disrespectful that is benching a
player to get another player they dropped him bro and this game she's such a good
to go out and wrestle between these two teams and it's yo Shikos laying that hammer down
Shikos land on that French D
Yeah, Shikos land on that hammer
This is her official tweet
What in the actual fuck
Great said this bald guy is yelling every three seconds
Is that my fat?
How the fuck is she a senator?
He just said quadra kill
That 1v1 basically
Yeah, the Deimos, yeah
And once you start playing, it's finding the gaps
And using all of the chat from
0 and 3 to 8 and 3
On his old team
Ohamou
We're finding it hard right in the back
We found on clutch
And then G2 really really
Abused the operators available
If you think attack or defense favorite
Who comes out winning this first half in the European?
I don't think any side is favorite
exactly because of what Jack has just said, in the sense that it's a back and forth.
It's a tactical harm result.
And that's what is obvious to me, that I don't think it's attacker or defender side.
I think that whoever figures out who can counter the other batter is really going to be winning
because it's basically back and forth between the two of them.
So there's no clear winner of the first half then?
G2 is the winner. Obviously they're 4-2, they found the perfect solution Falcons.
They haven't problem solved the crack control barriers.
The only reason that I would also say G2 is that when there is purely the scoreboard pressure
We're in map 3 G2 now only need four rounds Falcons unless you go through the time we're gonna need five
I hope it's the next round
Wait, thank you
Talk to me baby
Bro, why don't you use the TCSG?
I don't like it, the excitement is rising though, it's only a few more rounds
Is the TCSG the best gun in the game bro?
Talk to me straight up
Yes bro, on control?
Why?
Why is it the best gun in the game?
Bro, because you look you're like me already, in cross level right?
Yes
So if you hit three bullets to the body, you're dead.
So literally just use TCSG.
And you could just sit on a fucking pixel too, that's the main thing, just sit on a pixel.
Sorry, not on the other way around, especially on the other hand.
Like when you were playing, who's playing Ron in like, Gryffindor and Ron, Jason?
You're running around with Marvie, just sit on a pixel.
God, you're right, you're right, bro.
It's corny, but it's corny, but you know?
It removes that element of frustration.
It's two shots to kill, it's not too distanced from Catwalk, maybe like 2.3 shots.
Maybe like 2.3 shots.
Using our shields to bully positions like that can be really really powerful.
Something like the Blackbeard while still good is not always...
Chat, what is y'all's all-time favorite siege meta, bro?
Low key for me, I think Prime 1.5 era, bro.
Because there were so many like viable guns, I feel like with siege there's not that many viable guns now.
Think prime 1.5 was the best meta dude mazzi p10 roni 1.5 when I had 21 bullets before that 16. I oh my god
I love that gun it would go
Like I love that fucking gun, you know, you know, it was my favorite 1.5 scope Goyo I
Mean that's that's up there, but now I got I got to give it to orcs
Orcs are warden. Oh my god
Legion 1.5 to chat bro 1.5 was the best siege met up because there was just so many like viable guns
I feel like now bro if you don't have like a TCSG or like a shotgun or an SMG 12
Like you're kind of just out of place, bro. You're not on the right gun
And the fans so you were hoping to get the walls open quicker. Yeah, well
If you were athletic, what sport did you play? Did you just say you can see four? Yeah, bro
I was athletic. Um, my best sport was football when I was a kid, bro
You could ask my dad bro for my highlight tapes. I was good as fuck when I was a kid
It's got off to him and that means a great line of sight all the way through.
Alright.
The character itself coming in from this side, that's a lot of pressure, but no one right now
waiting to see what's going on with that cap and barely one, two motherfuckers!
...connect, and an old acrobat, and that's all they've really got to work with.
That's a rare, that's a rare.
That's a rare.
Stop him getting bursted, that's rare.
Let's get him out of the way man.
There's every possibility that he's going to drop down, throw himself into the action and could cause a real
It's not fucking safe though.
Yeah, that's one.
I mean, a cycle clutch is a hundred.
Oh my god. Wait.
Oh my god.
Alright, like I say, I...
finish for G2, it's going to be a bomb burner. And that's the
start of one. The thing is, you saw how the first half went
into.
Jinxie is not larking. Stop being mean. Thank you, Jinxie
Lover Ball, right? That's definitely not my alt account.
Bro, his name is Jinxie underscore lover underscore ball
right here and think of it the brand. Oh my god, Portugal,
Spain is in 46 minutes, bro.
Holy fucking centimum wins round nine.
Don't think it's really going to
master all that much.
It needs to be a Falcons round.
We hear those.
We go to control and storage.
If you wanted to eat that,
the roller Saturday for only $100.
Yo, the roller Saturdays were not $100, bro.
They were like 200 to three to 300 bucks
every Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Not bad, bro.
That's like $1,000 a weekend.
If you went all third,
Roller prime, like 800.
Chad, the thing is, there was some tournaments
that was like 510K, like World Cup would be 510K,
Roller prime would be like what, 3, 4K?
Yeah.
Their Robin has the most fame,
and I think he's probably earned like 20 to 30 thousands
off fucking Roller Saturdays.
I should actually-
Yeah, but the thing about Roller Saturdays, bro,
it wasn't like about the prize money,
It was just people like so many people like got known from streaming from those things, bro. Do you know what I'm doing?
Like so many people make made money streaming from that problem go is there even roller saturdays anymore or are those all there there is
But like it's just a bunch of like randoms
Bro, that's crazy man everybody went to PC bro. Yep
But some people quit, some people went to PC.
Bro, Mingo, are you gonna try to be pro?
Cause I saw you like the top rated player in T2.
Yeah, number one right now.
Mingo, I'm not even trolling.
That doesn't really surprise me, to be honest.
Because we're tied with Richie's team, we're tied.
Like I would rather have you on controller
than like Jay on mouse.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, bro. I literally just sit on the TCSG and that's just like unkillable.
But Mingo, do you understand like how crazy that is that in T2,
you're the number one rated player and you're using your fucking thumbs to aim?
That is literally crazy.
Did you see the fat at it?
I actually did like two, three days ago, right?
That sounds like 150,000 likes on TCSG.
Yeah, I think I'd be close to that.
All right, that's rare. That's double rare.
Can he get another yes he can.
Dorky taken down, it was important time.
Ridae gets a ripple kill.
Ridae gets a quad kill.
With the field, I know this is gonna be a blitz.
Ace there's.
Ghost points out he was 0 and 6 before this by the way,
but that was some real heroics and got his feet before.
Came the round and all but guarantees that this one is there.
Ridae gets an ace on him.
Here he goes again.
He wants the ace there and showing up his story.
21 CK, that's pretty cool, 5 in the round, and Falcons pulls.
Okay, it wasn't even a J's trade.
I just mean like, I would rather have Mingo on my team on a controller than any player
in T2 or T3.
And I'm going to be honest, hot take, I'd probably rather have Mingo on a controller
than 60% of the NA pro league players right now.
Maybe 70%, bro.
I'm being dead ass now.
NA pro, there's a couple NA pro teams that are questionable.
I'd rather have Mingo on a controller on my team than Raid Bullies in Pro League.
I'd rather have Mingo, and I love Raid the death kit.
I'd rather have Mingo on a controller on my team than AidenTax on a mouse.
Like chat, this is not a crazy take, bro.
Oh yeah.
I'm raiding with that.
That's so bull!
Bro, Raid, I'm not wrong.
Like Raid, you're a great player, you're a pro, but bro, Mingo is like the true thought controller
bro. Mingo's the only player that could be pro on controller or stompin.
Take away the blood, still play the blockbid if you take away the blockbid.
Like dude I'd rather have Mingo on a controller on my team in pro league than like Kobe lax.
Bro like think about all these players that went to pro league and shit the bad and then did nothing.
Yeah. Not that Aiden has, Aiden's doing fine, Rage's doing fine, like they're doing great but
But I'm just saying like, bro, Mingo, love you to death kid.
You're like the truth, bro.
You're literally the truth.
You're the top rated T2 player on a controller.
That's fucking Aura, bro.
That's Aura.
You're the truth, bro.
Like, that is insane.
That is crazy.
You keep the shields to the most precious one.
Right there, see what you do.
You're in that back phase of taking away from shields
and tires.
But like, I don't even know.
We put like three X-epos.
I have to find a way to help deal with that one.
Which is why I'm hard.
Wait, so, if y'all get first place in T2,
What happens, Mingo?
If we win, if we win Element, we get invited to CL.
And if you win CL, you get a spot in Burley for two stages.
Are y'all in first seed in Element or no?
We're tied with Richie, but we're behind them
because they beat us the first time we played them.
But we have the same amount of points.
Bro, and you have literally like.
Bro, but think about it like this.
How good is your team, one to 10?
I would say eight, but I'm also like the reason,
I'm literally the reason we don't scrim though.
That's only bad thing because I'm not picking eight hours of scrims a day over a streaming
Like every other time at least like five days a week
Yeah
True let me get mad at me. I'm not allowed to be
Inside of electrical book. This is another way of dealing with it
Okay, but I mean like we go with one on electric the double champ does what the fuck he wants bro. Yeah
Bro, but at the end of the day you are gonna have to make a point where you choose if you want to be a pro or stream
Bro, and I personally think it would be cinema to see you in Pro League
But I mean like you're probably gonna just literally lose money like it's just about a passion thing if you want to do it
You'll probably make more money streaming every day than being a pro
literally that's why what we're doing right now is fine because like we don't
sure there's a call on the earth you have a chance to win
you win Ciel we're in brilliant
I'm having a great time here
I guess I'll post it on stomp on the exact spot where you just pulled out that 1 vs 2 earlier
the opposite one angle but you scared us
thousands of pros in streams guys but some people can't stream live
it's not gonna be streamed frequently
I think I'll still be able to stream and strike it'll be alive
I'm gonna prevent in-plane his shield for the time being at least and the king will come in
Yeah, I don't think they want to say that.
I thought it's been in this position before he did it.
For the last time, he pulled it out of the bag this time.
Taken out by a track from Danoff.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Now Taken the lead five, four, three rounds.
Let me go. I personally, bro, if you want to be honest,
I personally think if you get an offer from a good team,
that you should take it.
Because I think being the only ever controller,
pro league player in our sixth history is fucking aura, bro.
That'd be pretty viral.
I think you should take it, bro.
That'd be cool.
If it's a good team, do not join like a team that has no chance.
They would have to like, give me like a short contract though,
because like I would only do it for a little bit.
Yeah.
Like you do like six months or something, like two events.
Yeah.
The Valkyries is an organization, always one of the best represented.
IAWC, it'd be strange.
But people that have been exploiting stop and stream,
they stream like three hours a day though.
Not the only, no, Mingo, we're gonna be the only ones.
Are you guys talking about Xbox Pro League in year one?
Yeah, let's use our heads here. Everyone was on controller then bro
Mingo would be the only person to be controller pro league since PC Pro League has been a thing
It's a match point especially if you wrote Xbox pro league
They didn't even know how to lean spam like like what are we talking about guys for round 12 and gets you to all the time
I think the only person was ever
Like use the controller and bro league against PC because he like fucking broke his shoulder or some shit
KZ
In the game before they reach that kind of point of knowledge for the box didn't we had to get surgery
But yeah guys, that's like a one-off moment. That isn't guys
That doesn't matter like mingo's actually gonna fully use controller against nine mouse and keyboard players
So do you realize how insane that is?
That is insane.
On a game with no aim assist, bro,
where players are swiping with their wrist,
Mingo would be on a controller aiming with his thumbs,
at like a LAN.
That would be generational.
Everybody has their keyboard and mouse,
they're all setting it up,
and then Mingo walks out with a fucking PS5 DualShock
controller.
That would be like an edit.
That'd be a fucking edit, bro.
You would take your keyboard and take it off your desk.
That'd be aura.
as well. It's the thing against Farrakhan. It's your Bannaway, the Monty and the Blitz.
I think because you're more of one controller player among, I don't know if that's ever,
has that ever happened? Guys, really think here. CSGO, Valorant, has that ever happened in a mouse
dominant game where a controller player has been the only controller player with nine mouths?
I don't think that's ever happened in any game, in any game.
Halo, but isn't Halo split? Apex isn't Apex split? Guys, even like controller on Apex
is broken. Yeah, what are you guys saying? Bro, chat, think about what I'm about to say.
Think about what I'm about to say. In a game where mouse is dominant, like mouse is literally
required for the last 10 years. If you want to be a pro CS player, you have to be on mouse.
Period end of story. All 10 of these guys are on mouse right now. In a game where it's
literally mouse dominant mouse require and then mingo shows up with a ps5 dual shock remote that'd be aura
Literally fortnite. Yo, let's shout out cte. Whoa. You guys have cte guys re-use this controller
But there's like guys. There's like thousands of controller pro fortnite players. What are you saying?
What are you saying guys fortnite is literally the opposite of siege? What are you saying?
Miro uses controller
What are you saying bro? Bro think about all the controller players with $500,000 of winnings on 4Di
Guys, Mingo would be the only ceasefire to pull up with a fucking controller in the last 10 years.
Thinking about it?
I mean, I think it's the effects of 4Di IV is that it's being opened up.
So keep an eye on this trend and don't keep such health.
Amos, this is broken.
There we go.
That is going to be opened up from rooftop
That is unfortunate
The throw is bad
And repeat the throw is bad
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The kill is not, the solid top manager
What's happening right now, bro?
That's going to be every attacking entry
Going in favour of Vulcans
By the way, in the second half
That is now 4 in a row
G2 just 3 in a row
Nice Benda!
Oh my god, I'm turning around
Just need a blight
That's the trade, but it takes a bunch of damage
Has the power made as well
So 4 vs 3
As June manages to finish the kill
On to the Kaid
And that's gonna be Falken
It's now starting to take a little bit of ground
But are they aware of Dorky
Up on the top floor roaming around?
1000
Well, last time they were aware of someone being off-roaming
So they decided to smash into the wall site
And not worry about it
But here we go, there's the bonus
Oh no!
And that is the danger of a shield
It just takes away attention
For long enough we can get a free beat
Solid top
It's 3 in the round
Stop and we'll win these four
Lock in!
It feels to me it's a bit like Falcons
He's got the Mingo Chon, you see that?
Yeah, he's got it
Wrapping things up here on last
Yeah, we've had a real swing in terms of this
No matter
MAAAAAAA
Over a student manager's to finish up
Dude
Guys, you guys are not
Chat, you guys would be like
If you guys joined a debate club
You guys would literally be dead last, bro
You guys would get last in your fucking school
Guys, Fortnite, you're saying Fortnite
Bro, Fortnite was literally a controller
to be a controller dominant game for years scrap that guys for the last 10
years of siege every pro has used a mouse and keyboard every pro ever for the
last 10 years unless you count year one of siege when it was Xbox Pro League and
you have used controller since PC Pro League has been a thing there's never
been a single PC Pro controller player ever ever they'll be the first one I'm
retarded wait okay think about how many controller players have earnings on
fortnite no I actually like I swear to God I lose brain cells reading this shot
every day guys there are thousands of fortnite players who have earnings on
Pro League thousands literally thousands even if there was five this would be
different it's gotta be rich me it's gotta be rich me it's gotta be rich me
I'm done. It's gotta be rage bait. It's gotta be rage bait man. It has to be rage bait.
There's no way you're physically that unintelligent typing. There's no way.
Oh look, Chris you're unable to deal with the others attacking capabilities.
I just logically explained it nine times. If it's not clocking to you, you either have a 45 IQ
and I feel sorry for the rest of your life. I feel sorry for your kids offspring, your entire
future if you're actually that fucking stupid but I think you're just rage baiting so I'm gonna
hope you're rage baiting a garage sorry garage wall is gonna be open bro if you're not rage baiting
and you have a son he's literally gonna have a 70 IQ I'm not even kidding please don't produce
this back in round eight can you lock in let's see if G2 can just win the first minute and a half
By getting the entry kill the last four of God somebody said call of duty call of duty is a controller game
Yo, I'm about to lose it about it like yo somebody to shove a dick in my ass at this point
I can't read this chat anymore. I can't read the chat somebody said call of duty
It's a controller game
Thank you people you found this is for kind of pointed out three separate ones however one redeeming yourself a little bit here
Ishaka who was the victim on the entry in the previous round rocket league?
Yep, Rocket League's a controller game.
Alright.
For G2, that's what we were asking for.
Now, use that man advantage.
You can keep yourself up on that top floor for longer.
You don't need to start giving space up.
You don't need to start worrying about getting yourself back in towards site.
You've just bought yourself a little bit of freedom with that entry kill.
You don't have a hot take?
What's up?
Hot take.
Stop and leave G2.
Me, stop and case in.
two other rain and tag no fuck rain and tax listen bro um okay honestly rain and
tax is fine that team would probably win you stop in case but hide and cold
and then like no honestly rain and hidden tax yo you know what that team would
be good because that team is just young bro that team is young
I'm not benching, I'm also going to load, just use this face that I'll get through.
Bro.
Oh my God.
Wait, you stomping, oh my God.
You stomping Kacen, Raid, Aiden, Taks?
Bro, I need to get a eSport.
Oh my God.
I need to get an eSport.
I think you would win an A3.
I need to get an eSport and just fund that team.
And just fund that team.
Jack Dennis.
That's what made me.
I'm like alive.
I need to get an eSport.
Bro, it'd be the freest wins ever.
It'd be the freest wins ever, man.
I mean, they had to bet us on console for them playing together.
Bro, oh my god, chat, I just want to have my own team so bad.
I just want to have my own team so bad.
Chat, I also want to say this, bro.
I'm, uh, yeah, this game's over.
I can't even watch the shit anymore.
Stop it's on pulse, just get him
on fucking vigil or warden, man.
Bro, listen, bro.
Chat, I'm in the process, but wait, oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
Oh my god.
If he flicks, he wins.
BULKIN'S!
Oh my god.
Dude, if he flicks on, he wins that.
Chad, I'm in the process of getting my own eSports started, bro.
But it's like ridiculously hard and ridiculously expensive.
Oh my god!
Yes, bro, I'm in the process of it.
But it's like, I don't know when it's...
It might be literally a fucking year.
It might be a year, bro.
But yes, I'm in the process of it.
Dude if I get my own eSport bro, that's literally the first thing I'm doing, bro
I see the team with you stop it in case and my you can stop it with me too
Um, I don't know bro. I don't know how long is this contract one year?
How long is this contract?
Why waste money like that?
Well, bro, that's the thing.
I'm in the process of trying to get sponsors on it and stuff.
So ideally, what I want to do is have my own eSport where I have, let's say, this is my dream, bro.
This is my dream.
I have my own eSport where I have a Rainbow Six team, a Rocket League team, as a star.
A league team would probably be impossible because like it would just be too expensive.
And then if I could get a league team would be LCS and who wants to watch LCS anyways.
CS CS would probably be really expensive too, but I don't know. Ideally, yes, bro. Ideally, I'd have like.
R 16, a rocket team, like a counter strike team.
And I would just have like sponsors. So I don't have to spend money out of pocket for it.
Where I'm just like literally lighting like millions of dollars a year on fire because these words are expensive
But ideally have sponsors and then I just like promote all of the teams and the games and stuff
That'll be my dream, bro. That'll be so fun, but it's gonna be hard
That'd be hard bro
Isn't isn't like the reason like CS go and all their like orcs are crazy money because of the gambling sponsors I
I actually don't know I really don't know chat what I think CS goes is expensive to get into because it has a lot of eyes on it and it's like hard I
Heard they have like crazy gaming sponsors, too
Which makes sense getting a CS team would be hard getting a Valorant team would be hard getting a lead team would be hard unless you did like
LCS, but it's like why the fuck would you get an LCS team like bro if I get a siege team?
I want to get the best each team if I get a rocket league team
I want to get the best rocketing team. You know what I'm saying?
Like I wouldn't want to get a team where it's like I know we're just going to get passed around like a block
And that's expensive. That's thing. That's expensive
You know
Fortnite fortnight would dude fortnight would be a great idea too. You're actually right
Fortnite would be a great dude. I'd get a fortnight team or r16 and a rocketing team if I had my own esport
That'd be a great idea
Well, you gotta have to get sponsors bro. That's the thing
I don't even know what I would call it. My chat is saying, ball right, eSports or
shitty eSports. I definitely would not call it that.
They have to be like some more professional, probably just like jing see eSports,
realistically. Yeah.
But yeah, bro, chat, that's why I said I'm in the process of it because I want to do
it. Like I want to get a fortnight team, a rocketing team and a R16. Easy.
Get that, but I have to get sponsors, bro.
Which is the hard part, that'll be easy for you bro, you'll get sponsors.
Well, I'm in the process of it, so as soon as I can, I'm gonna do it.
But yes, I'm in the process, bro, getting a fucking dude, getting a siege team would be so cinema.
Oh my god, you mingle and casein, or you mingle, you stomp it and casein, that would be fucking
generate, and it'll be good too, like that'd be so generation.
Bro, I think I would want stomp it if you died, you know, bro, not in control.
Hey, how is um, how is Kastin doing? Has he been playing with his team?
Yeah, they're, they're playoffs.
Are they in first?
No, no, they're in like fourth or fifth or some shit.
Fuck.
But they made playoffs. Oh, that's what I'm having right now.
Yeah. We have to, that's what I want to do, bro. That's like my dream.
That's my dream right now, bro. I'm trying, dude.
I can't guarantee that's going to happen, but I'm trying. It's like, really, dude, it's really hard.
You see?
Really are, bro.
Yeah, because Fortnite would be good too, because Fortnite's so fun to watch.
Rocket League would be good too.
Rocket League's so fun to watch.
And Rocket League wouldn't be insanely expensive, whereas if you wanted to get a good Counter
Strike team, I mean, bro, you're talking like, that's a lot of money.
Buy a football club, right, and not have that type of money, bro.
How expensive would it be to buy like Barcelona?
Let's see, chat.
Double bills?
I'm going to think like, I'm going to guess like, I don't even know.
I don't even know.
It's got to be in the billions.
Yeah, I'm going to say like three.
No, three billion.
It's going to be more than three billion.
Oh, shit.
The estimated valuation is 5.6 billion.
You got that no the fuck I don't
5.6 billion y'all
Couple more years streaming you got that bro
But yeah, like it's not that bad of an idea right mingo like I would tell a sponsor
Or like a group of sponsors. Yeah, like yo
Sponsored it's like sponsored this e-sport. I'll literally watch all the games like every game. I'll never miss a game and
Yeah, that's like free content to it's good content
The teams would always have eyes on them no matter what and it would just be good for the game
Hey, I'm afraid I'm a free agent so when it comes to our six
No, but chat, I wouldn't want to do like the, I wouldn't want to, I would not want to have
like a gambling company sponsored, bro.
I would be strongly against that.
They would have to just be like good brands or just a solid brand like chat, the league
of legends sponsor where it's like, um, what is it?
Kobito chicken wraps, just stuff like that.
I don't know.
What is it called?
Kobito chicken wraps, just like food and stuff like that, bro.
red bull monster yeah like red bull like just like stuff like that pagoda pagoda pagoda
spring roll that's what it is yeah but yeah that is my dream bro that's what I want to
build out in the next year because that would just be so cool man having my own siege team
rocket league team and 419 that'd be fucking cinema 4 night games of cinema too man yeah
like AT&T like just brands like that bro just like solid brands literally anything but gambling
That'd be probably the dead last thing I'd want to promote because that'll just like destroy people's lives.
All right, I'm gonna go P, BRB.
I'm gonna stop and exploit J guns.
If I was ever on a team with Stompin, bro, I'd do that to Blotting by Gio, and don't call me a Glazer, bro.
you
All right, y'all time to lock in your Ming
Oh, he's different check on me guys that I'm a catch him
Yeah, this is what I wanted to watch this is what I wanted to watch
This one I wanted to watch chat 20 minutes, bro 20 minutes
Chat this is what I wanted to watch bro
Ronaldo did not score the game hasn't started yet
This is the greatest game of football ever played
20 minutes till Ronaldo plays Portugal.
Mesro Ozil.
Benzema.
If you know, you know, bro, god, these games were stupid.
If I'm telling you, bro, I don't know if football will ever be the cinema again, bro.
And you know, I'm not one of those people that like, likes to just be nostalgic, but
I dead ass don't know if football will ever be this entertaining again, dude.
Like I don't, like don't get me wrong, football is still so entertaining, but bro, these El
Classico's with both of these lineups was literally cinema
They are making a move
It's down now, they've got the ball.
Q the booms, well handled by Valdez.
Five minutes gone.
Looked like a goal.
Messi picks up and goes in his first.
He's got the lead.
He's near Congrove, but Messi didn't give it up there.
And then the ball appears to be glued to his foot.
Chavis tried across the six,
Klegor for a kick, he's a missed swipe from Alves.
Now Messi for the two-man!
He's in the mood.
I think I'd love when the announcer say that.
That's what the guys said last time at the England Mexico game when he was talking about Anthony Gordon.
He's in the mood.
Two or three minutes to get in the game, he's serving head.
Dude, the British footballers are the best.
They're the best.
Now, Elvis with a cross.
It's all passed the end of the opening stage of this game.
Dude, I'm excited for today, y'all.
stage of this game. I'm excited for it to be out to Alves.
Fancy shot from distance and he has to see this concern.
Although he's drawn pure from his sentry post.
A quadruple step over from just the other one.
That was an elusive throw, just sliding.
Tours for DiMaria, a cross from the Argentinian.
Strong block.
The Wales first attack of the evening against Liverpool.
Slightly different.
Caressing the ball to Iniesta, who has Via and Rapside, who plays it inside.
Great tackle for Gulls, but it's got a bash at him!
What the greatest goal he ever could have seen, but a nicely important goal for Barcelona.
A huge slice of luck gives Barcelona the lead.
This is a slightly enough goal, Rob, but to see Chevy that far and far and stuck the pitch,
He broke me off sidetrack.
He's fortunate.
He's a lover to finish.
Brown matured, but defending deep.
Winner's Pro M duo is getting revealed.
I believe in two hours, bro.
But I'm going to be watching Spain Portugal.
I got him. Talk to Barcelona. Keep it it.
Barcelona after that. Ozil.
Team area.
Sports with gap. Big say.
I guess he's not...
Yeah, I wish Team Maria played with Barça, dude.
How much of that?
It's a big save.
The feet of Cristiano Ronaldo, you never quite know what's going to happen.
It's not passed by him.
That could have been a very embarrassing long goal by Abidale.
Another...
Robert Jett, he's like...
I don't know, bro.
He's teammates with Messi for Argentina, like, for so many years.
It was always just slain.
I don't know.
Important save by Valvescio.
He hasn't passed it away that time.
But he's had to...
Reveal to really dence on the counterattack.
It's the pattern of the game that we threw out of the penalty area here.
And there's Ramos climbs high.
Good understanding of the game of play, only 22 years of age.
Yes, every pass, the pass has been greeted by Ole.
Messi.
Messi.
Any player who likes to take more than one touch.
Messi.
Pedro.
Messi.
It's a foul for Portbomar's side, acknowledged by the referee.
Passor continue.
Messi.
It's the cross-in to the Barcelona, the flying Pedro!
Jose is not smiling now.
You have to just admire that double there, it's Olay after Olay.
They've got 25 passes, and again, Ramadrić didn't make a tackle.
They've got to get more physical.
The boss confronts the blue and red shirts of Barcelona.
It was Getz, so in the ester.
Oh, the eight-ball four, going a little much to the left side.
It's a reflex reaction from the referee's assistant, accepted by Gavick here.
The love to establish himself tonight.
Benzema with a cross, comes Shot.
The time and thinking space.
Rans Marsello puts in the other cross.
It's a miss match at 11, that's onside. Ted Rose, Laby Falkasius!
For the second belt of Barcelona.
Oh!
Oh!
He's trapped out of a situation by the referee for hours.
He's fucking crushed now!
and he's nice to draw the wrap in a whole parcel of a team.
If he can get to Valdez, he's rushed 50 yards.
Why did he push Pat?
To save his pit.
To Cristiano Ronaldo.
Valdez is in danger of getting sent off.
He's come out to see it with his own.
Rael is staging a bit of a fight back here.
There's a foul off the court, free kick,
And we'll have another yellow card.
The deck up here.
Summer yellows on it.
Poises, poses towards the wrap of his supporters.
And just comes in at less light.
He felt the demon say, we'd like to give Valdez some credit for that.
Rozeal's poor.
As a poor one, it falls to you in all messy.
Messy!
He's ordered for most of the first half.
Messy.
That's what his most dangerous part is.
He's wrapped his arm around him and can't stop him.
That's a little bit of a foul.
A little bit of a foul.
Certainly, it's a little extra to catch this up.
I swear to God, Pepe was always the dirtiest center back ever.
Maybe I'm biased, but I swear to God, Pepe was always so fucking dirty, bro. Always.
Pepe, what would I do? Would it leave him messy?
Maybe it was an obvious goal score.
He was always the dirtiest center back ever, bro.
The opportunity.
Maybe I'm bad.
So persistent in trying to stand his feet, isn't he?
He lays tackles, like,
uses it to get Mario, puts his weight into the glass,
and strong defending from Pio.
Time to thread it through.
Can't be offside, it came off the pass and defend that,
and there's a cry for a penalty.
Was Mijo asking for a pen?
Wow, right.
We'll see.
And Ronaldo having been caught a few minutes ago, can't argue.
I mean, if this is a pen, I'm an astronaut.
It's literally just a 50-50 challenge for a ball, bro.
Get smart, he's pated on his face. It's not a real one.
He had a case, didn't he? He had a very good case.
Well, that was an arena. Who's the decision not to turn to a filter?
Mercy!
Oh! Oh!
Ronald Messi gets into his stride and gets up.
Ronaldo fighting off Alves, gets the cross in, but there's a second...
Christiana Ronaldo.
No.
That was a good job, Aldi Gonzalez.
Ladiola was very happy
over the stage.
There's some other referee
who could be playing this round
of a performance.
Well, Messi has got the ball right.
And he's the one to take the ball.
There's a connection with Cavalio.
And this is a big call
But this is how Madrid always played against Messi, bro.
They did actually tried to injure him the entire 90 minutes, disgusting, really.
They literally just tried to injure him the entire 90 minutes, disgusting.
Not sure about Cavalio, going far with Messi, he made a good tackle, it wasn't a dive from
Messi.
It's a fair challenge for Cavalio.
You're going to accuse Messi of diving.
Well the referee is telling Messi to get on to his feet.
And he shows, they've won the last two here.
And they're in a very good position in the first half.
And it's living up to the expectations the most eagerly anticipated.
Chad, when I was little, I had this exact ball, but it was tiny.
It was literally tiny. I had this exact ball
I literally had this exact fucking Nike ball same colors same everything, but it was tiny
And chap my dad had a garage door and a sliding glass door and I would literally just kick it back and forth for hours on it
Lark asked my dad
I'm actually curious do you guys actually think I'd never played football or something like do you guys have like a line?
You guys know I'm not lying right
He's out of space, he's got a free kick there, of Kedira.
He said, Rob, it's mental, it's tough and you haven't had best possession,
nothing used to...
Ornso flies into his old friend, Sergi Gus gets, of course.
Wolff got one in, colleagues.
He had a big handshake and a pat on the back as they came out for the game before,
but, sir, old power's out of the...
Head down, throwing your fingers, turning it through, to Chetny, you could say!
It's the side of the net, and not the back of the net.
Now it would have been a good night round of red.
And the man making that running cross midfield there,
there was three or four different options on.
Barcelona could have used.
You know, sometimes you know positions,
you're looking for one option.
And yes, there was here wide on the left,
misses going through there.
Now Messi.
Drifted, driving.
Down the field.
3-0, right on over!
Another typical Barcelona goal, another typical Barcelona performance,
but the team are ripping apart tonight, a round of red!
It's a great pop.
Bro, the game has not started yet, shut up!
That's it, it's really busting him now from near no messy end of the year.
And again, farting that time, a faulty to the buster.
They're still around them.
Get some mid-cross.
Benzenar came early.
Matt Busquets, referee does well.
Keeps it moving.
He's moving very smoothly with legal message.
And that's the incident.
Right back there, can he finish it off?
He can't!
It's quite a battle!
That's what a real teammate does.
That's what a real fucking teammate does.
Watches it go up.
Busquets tries to shot from the half way line.
And says that's going to watch that all of the way.
That's how to keep him in.
Match starting. Alright lock in. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Enough. Yep, yep, yep.
Secure. Lock in, bro.
Spaniard vs. Portugal chat. Who do you got, dude?
Who do you got, dude?
Oh my god, it's going.
They're doing the anthems.
Chats, here we go.
Lock the fucking!
Spain vs Portugal, this is gonna be a good game, bro.
This is gonna be a good fucking game.
Big game here in the round of 16. Lock in, bro.
Jack, who do you got? Spankers, Portugal, who do you got?
Please remain standing if you are able.
Lock in, bro!
Mods are predictions on this. Now, if there are already isn't, um...
Mods are predictions.
I don't think he does he got a dead injury
No chat, Levine got a dick injury, he doesn't have STV though.
Ego yamal, Ego yamal, Wsense assassin.
Yo bro, do you have to understand
to win a Euro at the age of 16 as the best player
on the team, you're probably gonna have
a little bit of an ego.
Bro, when I was 16, I couldn't even jerk off yet
and this guy won a fucking Euro.
You're gonna have a little bit of an ego, bro.
All right?
Like bro, he's a kid, he's literally young.
There's watching Spain and then there's experiencing Spain with Platinum.
Make your trip one to remember with the largest curated global hotel program and at fine hotels
and resorts.
Guys, I can't show you.
I can't.
I'll get banned.
And, Darren.
You couldn't jerk at 16?
Bro, I told you all this.
I couldn't jerk until I was 17.
Bro, I didn't puberty child 17 chat.
That's why I quit football.
I told you guys the story.
I quit football because when I was 15 years old, I was 4 foot 11 and I was going against
6 foot tall center backs and 5 foot 11 left backs with mustaches who were literally driving
to practice.
Guys, I played right wing and I was literally 4 foot 11.
I was literally a midget.
You still haven't hit the jimperty.
Yo bro, I literally have a fucking must use.
I literally have a fucking mustache.
How do I not have puberty if I have a mustache?
What the fuck are you saying?
But yes, that is literally why I quit football
because I didn't hit puberty until I was 17.
And then I played again when I was 17 and 18 in high school.
Welcome along.
Thank you for joining us at this room.
Staple Ronaldo in the chat.
You look deformed.
Thanks, Ron.
Appreciate that, man.
My dear Ian.
High-fives, Colin.
Hey, have eyes. How's it going?
Yeah, buddy, that's not a mustache.
That's a large stash.
What is that shit?
Wait, show the camera.
She's going, don't hide it now.
Come on, buddy.
Where is it?
You don't see the m- you don't see the moustache right here.
You don't see the moustache.
Why not see anything, bro?
Okay, excuse me.
Hanging up on this motherfucker.
Vinci as Joe Cancelo, Ruben Diaz, Nuno Mendes, Diogo Costa, Zalcino Felix, Puno Verde, Pedro Neto, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Portugal is absolutely starved.
players on the planet. As for Spain, unspeakably, we are exactly the same 11. Pedro Poro, Rotten,
Pedri, Dani Omo, Miguel Orban Bazal, Orban Bazal, LaRidia Vau.
Michael Oyasimov, in the future.
Ron! Ron! Ron!
It's 16 goals in his last 16 stars this game.
Ron! Ron!
It's a very, very good side.
With the most possession of any team so far.
Who are you supporting in this match tournament?
They'll take some stopping.
Let me know. You get it! You get it!
I have to, bro.
What's up, Ron?
Ron is calling. Ron what up bro? Happy World Cup Day.
Hey bro, why are you lark so hard bro? Like, can you even name four footballs?
Like I'm just watching bro. I just wish you weren't such a lark lark so hard. Like that ass.
Name for footballs?
Yes.
Nike?
Adidas?
Under Armour?
Bro, what type of question even is this, bro?
Notice how you didn't get to four?
Yeah.
Bro, Ron, what do you want?
What do you want the game starting, bro?
What?
We'll use the boarding today, bro.
In Spain versus Portugal, probably La Milla Mall and in USA versus Belgium, probably definitely 100% USA.
Like, dude, sometimes when this guy calls me, I just don't know what's happening, bro.
For example, nothing.
He knows the embopé mean. He knows the embopé mean.
And if I keep another clean sheet from this guy, I'm going to keep 16 sheets in my pocket.
All right, Spain versus Portugal.
Round of 16, focus.
Yeah, does that Felix?
Does Felix say?
For example, nothing.
Is that Felix?
And equally as important is to our rivals.
They know each other well, they do not like each other, and they don't fear the other.
So Portugal will have no fear coming into this match.
Much different than what we saw in LA with Australia.
There's no love lost between the Iberian neighbors.
Chalfins.
Portugal just passing about.
Portugal in the white.
Spain.
Portugal in the red.
Portugal in the white.
Spain.
Portugal in the white.
Portugal in the white.
Portugal in the white.
Portugal in the white.
The Reds being the white.
The medium all-stepping.
And it just puts after each other.
Foul for the medium all.
Well, this manager is screaming.
Bad ball, shit ball from Portugal, who's gonna eat ya?
That's to the mean, I think. Yeah, that's actually the mean.
The mean... shit touch.
Shit touch.
The mean...
They played against each other three times with their club teams.
Wait, I just remembered, it's Laminghamal vs. Nuno Mendez.
Oh my god, this is going to be cinema.
It's Laminghamal vs. Nuno Mendez.
Nuno Mendez will play him tight.
He's not worried about Laminghamal running by him because athletically he can handle it.
He's all yuck about it here in great form, tries his luck early on, and why not?
YouTube?
Man, I got you.
I got you, I got you.
I went live in YouTube.
Okay, and Portugal caught up with the musician,
let me know, press around, press the face of goal.
Wait, why is he really happy to get back on a hot spot?
I got you, I got you.
With Virginia supporting his defense.
This is a nerve-racking start from Portugal.
Portugal has so many good players now.
Bruno just gets fucking shoulder-chapped.
Oh my god.
Bust him.
Lameen.
Lameen on the ball.
That's the youngster in the world.
What is that?
Lameen just passes right to John Felix.
What the fuck, bro?
What the fuck is Lameen doing?
2 turnovers.
Cancelo.
Cal Cancelo.
Very good spell with Basel and her at the back end of the season.
Refreshed.
Am I behind?
I don't have him behind.
I just clicked it.
Didn't talk to you there.
How am I behind?
The edge goes 1.
You can listen to me.
There's a crack on the side.
We'll be interesting today.
You can see how much Neal Mendes ventures forward knowing that Lameed Amal's there.
Lameed Amal's not gonna track it.
How far behind was I?
Goddamn it.
to Pedro Poro. If they lose the ball, it could be in big trouble on the counter against Laminya Ma, at his pace.
The Basi's parents were picked up by Fultido Fasi.
Look at the mean, look at the mean, look at the mean!
He's been there for about 150 camps, doesn't he?
He's only 19.
And then you're kind of playmaking real very happy with the ball with his feet.
It's Danny Olmo, loose one from here.
This possessed by no man that's a team yet.
No real chances yet for either side, six minutes in.
Of course, look, the European champion who you don't remember in 2016.
They did it that day with Cristiano Ronaldo off the pitch for most of the game,
playing a kind of cheerleader role from the side.
Cancelo wants to hit it, wind up.
Whistles over the bar, not really close.
The switcher plays great from Muna Vendor.
A lot of fucking velocity on that from Joe Cancelo.
All the way to Joe Cancelo.
I think he was aiming for Neto over there.
But why not early in the game, just inside the 18.
Good strike.
That would be a little touch there.
Bro, I'm so nervous I gotta poop.
Bro, poop your pants, bro. It's the World Cup.
Goalkeeper, U9.
One every four years, bro.
Broke the World Cup record for a number of minutes.
came a second of either of these games in the last game, he started this one on 519 minutes
remarkably he's only had to make 7 saves
6 or 7?
Brutal?
Chao Nethus
That's crazy
Nithila
Luna
Luna
Chao
He's possessed by Kubasi.
For my lack, Paul, Audrey, Paul.
Oh, oh, oh!
It's beautiful.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
he was on, he was on, he was on
he was waiting for the net to bustle there
it's a massive hit
he was on, he was on
not a hundred percent sure he's on
but I think he was
he was on, he was on
he was on, oh my god
we can pretty much confirm
that Kubasi
he did some important work there
he was good to shot
now, he thought about the shot, didn't he?
still could be something
something.
Israel Felix.
In his career has cost
huge amounts of money.
He's quite blossomed into the player.
It looked like he would,
but he's got bags and bags
of ability.
Trinada through his legs as well.
Are they saying port 2 got?
Which side are they saying port 2 got?
Bruno Fernandez steps to the corner.
You're right Landon, how expensive might that way up about miss?
B, Spain have a corner.
They defend here, watch, we're looking to become the first side to score against them.
It's going to whip it in. Bruno Fernandez on the corner.
And now Fernandez, as well as Fendi.
Neto tried his luck, it was locked, he got hold of it well enough.
Pedro Paolo, Kiptoleman, Fernandez.
He's approaching 100 caps now, the Manchester United man, this is number 94 today for him.
You know, on that miss by Alarthaba,
three of his four goals in this tournament,
he had come on first time finishes.
I was wondering as it came down,
he might just take a quick touch to settle himself.
It's clearly more comfortable winning it first time,
but that time it just got away from him.
He's throwing into the game a little here.
Portugal.
Virginia, just beginning to direct operations
as we've seen to such great tonight.
It's a backlit curry sange man, the king there, two champions league triumphs, here he is on the whole now.
Staying for cuddles, the mean flex is back.
Can't think up here, 100% it's going down.
Incidentally, Petrinha, this one, is one of eight, yes eight, either current or past, all the Hudson Wanderers players in the Portuguese squad.
He used to have a Portuguese cafe in Bogota, which did, as you can understand, a very good business.
Oh, you know, Coachella! Possibilities here for Coachella Ronaldo.
The admiral was difficult, got a decent effort away, Mike.
Not a bad shot. Quick release as well.
That's about it.
Step on her.
I'll try my best to release it.
Really flawless in this tournament.
I thought Christiana might take it first time.
It's gonna catch up on the ball.
In the upper right, out in I.C. Vaughn.
Corner kick from Portugal.
Just the 230th-old cap.
For Ronaldo here.
There's an advanced team from Spain.
This is Missy Territory Deportable.
Deflection.
And he might have just killed a fan.
Wanna be sipping on? I'm not getting the beers going until a USA plays, y'all.
To a USA plays.
Let me get in there, boy!
You're not forget the US, the Belgium, it's on the ground of 16-5, Kubasi.
Bereja has pressure on his back.
Kubasi, that US game coming up.
13 minutes 10, it's a very close game so far.
He's going the other way.
No clear winners yet.
Both teams keep possession every time they touch it.
Really looking for something to do.
The passage around the line.
Not too many through balls.
The buses.
I think of a controversial build-up to the game of which you've heard plenty.
Pastry reminds you, if you let's get through, they hit the winner of this.
Rotary.
In Los Angeles, in the final.
Rotary.
But that's a bunch of maybes.
Kukereya on the line if he looks for it.
Kukereya on the line if he looks for it.
Going backwards to Pao.
Good one, see you again.
Just kind of waiting.
I'm not sure if that's the team.
I'm not sure if that's the team.
I see you again.
Pass it over.
I've seen him turn over the ball three times.
Let me give the world famous shot into the medium on the first save and then the second save even better from the yoga costa
Those are really dead moments for Portugal. They're gonna allow you no Mendez
To go forward so freely. I think that was the last teacher of the fingertip wasn't it?
We'll reach them super go keeping
From the poor to go keep a yoga plus that quarter kick here coming
I ain't got to play it in.
Let me, let me, let me, let me.
There's your mark again.
What a chip to Kupareya.
Oh!
Couldn't quite get his cushioned volley right.
Space, let me really go now for the last 15 minutes.
Let me again.
Let me.
Let me not to play it in.
Let me again.
Oh no.
This is an intriguing clash between the teams who are ranked so highly second and fifth in the world.
That means quite a lot of people want to see it.
Wait, no, no, man, that's took his...
It's to that stage where he's huge.
Why?
Why?
I just wonder if this left side for Portugal, right side for Spain is going to decide this match.
Again, La Mena Mala, no interest in tracking new Nomenas.
A little clip ball over there, he almost got to.
But then Spain are well aware anytime he goes forward.
La Mena Mala almost cheating up the field and they want to get it to him as fast as possible.
Got ripped.
He wants edits.
Bro, Nomenas does not care about edits, bro.
a fucking World Cup game what are you talking about?
He's rotary, maybe just make a little bit of a restatement of his credentials.
The form of Ballon d'Or, and a foot parade is going to get him out.
Good covering, he's making a nice, sophisticated defender.
Just a silly foul here too, by Maena, he's going nowhere.
I don't know about yellow, yellow's a little crazy.
It's good to get there impressed, but you just got to pull out of that and let him...
Chad, who do you think is playing better right now?
I'll take it out for a throw in.
Who do you think is playing better?
Yeah, look, he's playing. They've definitely had a little bit more opportunities.
Maybe more possession too. It looks like they've had a little more possession as well.
course. Rotary wins that. Lamee, Lamee passes to Petrie. Petrie, Petron over on the far
side from us. Petrie keeping a little bit of pressure on.
I've never seen a little on the short side of the road.
Sexy little turn, 10-15 in there.
Sexy little turn.
He used to play for Chelsea.
Have you ever got a game, unless it was a cut match?
But it always felt worse when they did you two minutes.
Can we hand a line for the fact that he's first choice here for his country?
Neves.
Joao Neves, one of the Paris Saint-Germain contingent of this World Cup.
This is probably the most talented Portuguese squad ever.
Yes, 100%.
Can they convert that into a very first World Cup tryout?
Yeah, Joe.
Oh!
What a pass.
Very attractive stuff. That was kind of sad.
This game's getting really fucking good, Chad.
Really good game!
Another guy in USA!
This is a big test, this.
This way.
Kukereya.
Kenny Olmo again, spades of 10% more possession.
Reiner.
Looks for Rodrey.
And Rodrey.
Pedgery.
Sitting deep in the midfield, directing operations as ever.
First country.
La Porte.
Oh, yeah!
Oh!
...on the outside and not to be tailored to referee.
This ain't a foul.
Definitely a foul.
The movement from all the attacking players of Spain
is so good, so many times they come short
and then dart long, or they go long
and come recede their short.
It's really difficult to defend,
especially when you don't have pressure on the ball.
This time, Mayana gets dragged down for a foul.
It's going to whip it in here, it's going to whip it in here, free kick.
Maybe he's going for a run three, four, five, six, five, six, five, two, one.
Maybe he looks for a run three on the back post.
Almost trying to get ready.
He went for that.
He has a volley.
Guys, my shoulder game, I'm going to get banned!
Miss the hydration break, which is powered by Powerade.
Genesis in Dallas.
Oh, I showed the game, I'm in BAM!
Guys, it's not worth it.
Maybe for y'all for two minutes, and then I just get banned.
Can't show.
What makes soccer the most searched sport in the world?
Maybe it's because you only need a bomb.
Maybe it's because it gives us a reason to eat.
Look at me. I believe you can do this, all right?
Or ask ourselves, can I do that?
That is bicycle kick infection.
The name is because we all want an excuse to dance because for 90 minutes we are instructors
just 4 billion fast all speaking the same language.
4 billion bro 4 billion.
And it's in the no-tab!
I love you!
Telemundo has no ads? Wait, what?
So only the English broadcast has ads.
Alright! Are you guys serious, bro?
Bro, are y'all for real?
It's the last game for USA. No, it's not, bro. We're gonna beat Belgium.
Trust me, bro. We're gonna beat Belgium.
Barclayside Landon Donovan, deep in the heart of Texas,
Dallas for Spain, against Portugal, Roberto Martinez,
barking out some orders.
Long career now as a coach, Roberto.
I remember once doing a co-commentary with him way back in 2010,
when he was still playing Landon, he spent the whole of the dream.
He's dreaming, alien.
No, it's not a dream.
You let James go, wins tonight.
100% for the little torch.
It's going to be 3-0 in the U.S. and Belgium.
Watch!
Got Swansea promoted at the start of his managerial career.
When the FA Cup with Wigan against the Augsburg Manchester City in the final,
he's won the Nations League with Portugal,
but he didn't deliver a trophy with the Belgian side who,
Well, they had a brilliant generation at that time. It didn't quite work. They got to a walk-up semi
He could make amends maybe with this golden generation of Portuguese players
Yes, and they still have a course while that's actually
Everybody is suitably refreshed keepers the one position where you can literally play till you're fucking full
Of course the roof is on here and the condition is steady, maybe it was easily hot outside.
Or it was when I came right in here.
And Lukaku too, right?
Don't they also have Joku?
It's in fact over there.
Chelsea teammate this last season, Pedro Neto.
Of course Kukare has just signed for round Madrid.
Portugal by the way, it's just one of their last 12 competitive meetings with Spain.
That nation's league final can't sufficiently as a draw in case you were wondering even though
Portugal won the shootout, that's just the way it is, which is why it's a few cocky brawling.
34 matches currently.
Forty-three.
Forty-three. Oh my god. Forty-three.
Spain is unbeaten in 34 straight stretches.
Wait, what?
He's 33.
He was 45.
Watch out at 10, he was testing the 8.
It's good for the game when they're back, sir.
We need them back.
14 to 20.
Yes, swung the header.
Of course, we'll leave.
Neves, the pointy convent.
We'd like to hear the team have to spread the play.
He really is a past master.
Is Cristiano Ronaldo?
Spain won't be able to enjoy 68 possession in this game, which is what they've averaged
in this World Cup.
So far Portugal have averaged 62%.
So this is going to be slightly different for the Spaniards.
They were able to boss the ball in their other games.
They were helping to draw by the brilliant Cape Verde, of course, in their first game.
Oh, no.
Oh, nearly for LaMiglia Málva. Very good this there for Portugal just as well.
And that was an all-or-nothing tackle from Vega. He had to get the ball there.
Otherwise LaMiglia Málva's through.
Rekai just scored! What?
In front of there, round 16, tomorrow, and Fox Argentina are against each one.
What a call!
Switzerland against the under control of the champions.
Maybe a little underrated.
Maybe the Swiss too.
Coverage 11am Eastern, ATM Pacific.
I'm going to get my shoes. I'm going to get my shoes.
Two big games.
There's a few interesting things that are happening when Spain have the ball.
Yamao, Pedro Prado, they're defending quick recovery speed.
The first is that Cristiano Ronaldo is just standing on La Porte,
completely taking him out of the build up and allowing Alcabarcio to build.
The other thing is when Spain get in Portugal's end of the field,
Portugal almost forming a back six because Kukaraya and Pedro for are so
high so it's left a lot of space in the midfield for Spain to manipulate but
ultimately it's helped Portugal defend better.
La Minha mal, in for a polo, he is a goal-scoring fullback.
There's one or two quite spectacular ones as well.
Oh, that's nearly in full, Cubasi.
He's in an offside position when he's played back in anyway.
Flag does go up.
Again, there's that ability that Spain
have to suddenly produce a killer pass.
I think Donny Omel just offside.
He's not in the play,
especially if Barcy's there.
It's a really awkward one for the other cluster.
Doesn't do great to be honest.
This is actually a big chance from Danny.
Look at that.
Yeah, but I think he became active, didn't he?
Yeah.
So I think he would have got ruled out.
Yeah, USA's winning tonight.
I could bet right now.
It's an interesting one for sure.
Is Renato hurt?
Taking a knock there.
What's a tribute, really, to his conditioning
and longevity and love of the game,
but he still wants to be doing this at 41 years of age?
Obviously, a lot of debate around this
Portuguese team whether he should start, how much he should play, should Consola Ramos be starting, etc.
But what you can't say is obviously it's Roberto Martinez's decision.
The fact that at 41 in he's still playing in a knockout game against Spain and starting is remarkable.
The fact that he's even in a discussion to be starting is remarkable.
And I think we need to appreciate, just like with Leigh and Al Messi, what we have before it's gone.
You hold your fort like a fucking top load.
What?
He's in the mirror when we're seeing two all-time greats
like that.
And they really are.
So, this cue, that time by Laport, everything's OK,
because it goes through to the goalkeeper.
Chad, we got another close game, bro.
Chad, all the games we watched again,
the boys have been close boys.
Patrick to pick it up again always with the ground designs in that midfield
You see again Spain
Kubar see to make the play and I think Portugal are happy to do that clearly something Roberto Martinez
Wanted to happen
What date is this quarterfinals like if it's USA Spain, what day was I mean?
12th and 13th.
and get it back again reigning European champions
three of the last five euros the 11th oh my with the early ball
oh yeah the bow no but I thought
it's a Matthew and Ronaldo play on the 11th I mean there's three quarter
games in the 11th are you sure
The area
No, the tent y'all are done, bro
Then there's no every three. Oh, my god. It's a great position again
Living dangerously, but I'll be able to get it out. What time?
What time
What the Spanish attack have is imagination?
What time what time
The port.
Who can I be able to watch out?
That's him where I live.
I ain't out.
I think it's the one not very far.
The port.
Just turning the screw a little here, Spain.
LaMini mal, went for that gap.
They know he wants to work it onto his left foot,
and that's how they stopped him doing it.
A lot of defenders can't.
Eating like an infant, no sound.
Trying to cut inside here and then...
from me like well as soon as he did a good job knocking that on Joe Felix but
Anthony Taylor up to for the foul
there's a high-press going on here and then trying to get that ball
So I think what Spain will do now, Ian, is because Cristiano Ronaldo is high, he's still
obviously a phenomenal player, but he doesn't have the pace to run by people anymore in
the same way.
So as they keep possession and push deeper and deeper into the Portuguese end, they can
push more numbers forward and play 1v1 or 1v2 at the back and be okay with it.
Yeah, you wouldn't have dared to do that with Cristiano Ronaldo in his younger years, no chance.
With that pace, leaving some cross to run into would be a lethal error.
This is good, bro.
We actually saw that with Brazil yesterday with Ehrling Hall and they just so reluctant to push too many numbers forward and you can't play 1v1.
They did a few times and they really got punished for it.
That's not a danger right now with Chris Johnno at this age.
Of course he can still hurt you in other ways, but it's not going to run by you in the field.
Kubasi, turning the attack more and more.
Head treat.
Found a little gap for Yafabao.
It's funny, quite hard to get out at the moment.
Portugal. That's a good release for those of Virginia.
The one that has to play a kind of hold-up role. Here he is now.
Felix lays it inside. Virginia picks it up again.
Neto. And then Bruno Fernandez.
Neto's cross.
Good looking bull, Falexplained it in and flipped towards goal by Cristiano Ronaldo.
But grabbed by Unaise Simon who remains unbeaten out of the moment.
Falex is back.
Well, the actress all over the place.
I feel this is a great shot to get on the end of this.
We're not seeing more flying lights.
Superman in the first one.
And then again on this one.
I think you knew where the camera was on that one.
But he had to be sure.
Clever from Cristiano Ronaldo, as you would expect.
Yeah, he was.
He did just go the best.
Did I miss the ball?
Go, go, go!
I think Peter Bitten is the best.
John, I did not miss a fucking actress.
John, I did not!
He needs 24.
Now I'm going to have to go peep really quick, Chad.
To make it 1,000, these are 976.
The club of Trump, these are...
Wait, we're not all having a good shot and they saved it?
Wait, what?
It's been doing this at big tournament selects since way back in 2004.
Maybe they'll give me a replay, Chad, maybe.
Which would it host the European championships?
I think the net is still down here.
It was in the same safe.
It's just boot off.
Really?
Also, I think he ran into the endboard there.
Oh, Felix is hurt.
Shadow, get his shoulder.
Wait, there's the shot.
Oh, no, never mind.
Oh, oh.
Felix went into the wall.
Oh.
Bro, Felix went right into the wall.
Didn't it?
Always does.
Yeah.
This game is close, I don't know. Potentially nil nil at half-time.
It's great to see the World Party.
It has been that across the United States, Canada and Mexico.
Aubrey Graham scored a goal.
You missed it.
Isn't that fucking Drake?
It's New York New Jersey.
Isn't that literally fucking Drake?
New York New Jersey
Isn't that literally fucking great just on the borderline
Getting a book he knew absolutely what he was feeling getting hurt brother hit not Anthony Taylor lets him off
I fuck a little bit, but imagine the next one. He's going in the books. Who are you ready for?
Spain Bravo to be honest just keep it
LAPI-NAMO!
It's been as like 3 or 4 Bar Supremes!
Jerry, remember what they say!
Porto down.
Renato's changing his fucking boots.
No more men!
No, no, man, that's quarter kick.
Why's the left side of the mustache not safe?
Connection.
Dude, his... oh my god. His boot is completely open.
What the fuck? His boot is completely cut open.
You know me and this?
She was Felix.
You know me and she's like, let go of us!
He does! It's the underside of the ball! Deflection on it as well!
Wow, wow, that is an escape.
Nuno Mendes is so sexy!
Bro, he's so sexy.
He's got the danger there.
Really, almost before it happened, once they have Nuno Mendes on his left foot.
Oh, what a deflection.
Well, the reason why they were able to play 2v1 there on the corners,
is because La Mena Maul stayed high up the field, left them one last player.
This player took advantage of it and an absolute rocket deflects up Pedro Poro onto the bar.
Places thing yet in the game.
Wait they're fighting.
They're fighting.
What the fuck?
They're basically here.
Yeah they shot it on the back in the bar.
When I see mom knew nothing about it once it deflected up Pedro poro
Deflection was vital no no this gets it in there again
He's so basic
20 to one against to emerge with the ball from all of that he did
Coming up the back of America, halftime show, come on Lameen, I need more of you bro, what
the fuck are you doing Lameen, come on, it's the World Cup!
Facing this fascinating first half between two quality teams, both ranked in the top
5 by FIFA.
We'll know for now.
Cristiano Ronaldo.
Spain were on top just lately.
Portugal coming back at them.
Why don't you give up?
Why don't you give up?
Many subplots here.
None of them is his craft, or to be...
What? What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Why don't you give up on the play?
Jesus Christ, bro.
Does he even want to win?
He just gave up on the play.
Did you see that?
Laport.
Rodgerie, let me or no
Daniel
Lovely first touch second one some power either
Campaina
Cucarilla set up the winner of the European Championship final against England. You might remember for I have the ball
Fabian Ruiz is another Daniel
I can't get into this.
Now they're out the bow of his left foot.
Will try to let you to his left foot anyway.
Rovry.
Rovry.
What the fuck is that?
This is still not any time.
Six minutes every time.
He just skied it.
What the fuck?
Danny Olmo was livid with him because as he lined up
to shoot this, just seeing your screen here,
Danny Olmo saying, give it to me.
I'm by myself.
And he was, and oftentimes when you make up your mind,
I want to say it's really hard to come out of that mindset.
6 minutes of additional time
Dude i'm gonna be honest lemme needs to wake up in the second half he needs to wake the fuck up
The genius president won't be able to do it.
But he went back well on.
No.
He can't go to it.
Shao and Neves.
Can either of these two teams get a breakthrough in what's left?
Shao and Neves.
Shao and Neves towards Cristiano Ronaldo.
The movement was good, but so too was the movement of the goalkeeper.
Hensley, Roadsley, Cucarrega behind you, Cucarrega.
He's behind her again.
I wonder whether Nico Williams might be fit before we threw out this tournament.
He was such a danger man at the Euros.
They had him on one side, Yamal on the other,
and it's been even harder to play against Pedro Parra with a lovely ball.
He's in the ball!
Good defending.
That got Penny right.
The flight was up in, but really good timing and connection between Petticoe and Muginimão.
He can tell he's a yard offside.
Good job by the Portuguese back line holding the integrity.
Letting him run offside.
Lock it in bro!
Oh, no.
He's sending the chance there on the transition to build something quickly.
Pad 3, Hall Mowell.
Actually really important foul here.
Clear foul.
He's going to have things on on that left side.
Just ended the play there.
Just a foul
Thankfully we haven't seen an awful lot of that at this tournament. It's pretty demeaning I think to look at
Generally I think most of the things
brought in to try to speed up the game and cut up the dark arts
speaking with a broad breaststroke of kind of words come on the game really
kind of kept the flow going and kept the game moving quickly close game bro
really close game very good game high enough
back post!
deep, rawtty!
back in the game
little flick
flick towards goal
offside!
freaky
for Portugal
fowl me
Portugal
population
Okay, there's three minutes left.
Just then Portugal get a goal before second half.
Or Spain. Portugal has the ball now.
Down bat. Portugal have produced a lot of good teams and players down the years and...
God, what a game chat, it's really close.
Could we take that gleaming gold trophy back home with us?
Spain has 8-0, Portugal has 5.
It's not impossible.
3 on target, Portugal has 2.
Spain's up 10% in possession. Spain's playing slightly better, not that much better though.
Well, teams have had really, really good opportunities.
Two minutes and stop was left.
Wait.
Yes!
Let me do it with a press.
No, no, unfazed. Jal Neves on the line.
He's not going to work for Bruno Fernandez.
Fernandez is usually among the goals for Manchester United.
He's only scored in one game in his three World Cups so far.
he banged in two against Uruguay four years ago.
I think this game is going to take some winning.
You know, there's no guarantee that the chances will keep coming.
That that chance by the after-bought early on is proving to be.
Yeah, that was a really powerful.
That was on spines.
I thought it was off, but then I watched it go away.
It looked on.
You just never know when the chances are going to come.
It comes in the first minute.
Is that my headset?
The game.
That was a big moment.
You don't hear that? What the fuck?
The game.
We're going to see what we're trying to do.
We're going to hear that?
Do you all hear that?
Bro, I want the mean to do something!
Wait, one more chance for Spain.
One more chance for Spain.
No.
Try below the whistle.
The
tents, tight affair, there have been chances that Vincent Great saves as well.
Oh Lameen you gotta wake up!
There will be plenty more of incidents to come.
That's the world, God, Lameen!
We're checking with Joey Cresciato for the commercial.
We're having a chit-cherry Phil Hernandez and the Great Park Stade-Off as well.
No, dude, Lameen is I he's not doing anything right now. I need him to go off in the second half. I didn't go off, bro
Jesus bro
What would you like the power to do chat I need Lameen to go off bro
Yeah, I mean, Nuno Mendes is him, bro.
Phosphorus, negative prime, Phosphorus, negative prime, it's your one.
Brandini, negative prime, Badericks, negative prime, Phosphorus, negative prime, D's, negative
prime, it's your one.
What would you like to- Bro Chat, I really don't know.
Pro-M duo announcements, it's in eight minutes, wait, oh my god, it is.
Bro, the pro M duo is getting out in eight minutes!
Chet is faxed is he live yet or no? Not yet? Is he live or no?
Bro, they're getting out in eight minutes, y'all.
Oh my God, he's alive.
Ah!
Excuse me, ma'am.
Ew, I was bald.
bold yo WG chat I want to see who I'm like
Chai I want to see who I'm playing against dude. That's the thing. I
Want to see who I'm playing against dude
Watch it chat should I watch this yeah bro Portugal game is not gonna be back for 20 minutes y'all we could watch this
all this
decorate your block with red tape phone sliding in date bunch of hollow spinning on the top
hoppin' serving fees all day
chat whatever happened to like 2020 rap bro 2020 rap was pretty good
fucking classic rap
yeah what 2020 rap was like good bro
hi
whoo come on baby
w's in the chat
Whoa music music a little chat, bro. I'm gonna go to this program guys. I'm gonna be IRL too, bro
I'm gonna meet like by 50 pros, bro
I'm gonna meet like 50 pros man. I'm excited, bro
I'm gonna do IRL before meet all the pros bro, and then me and Pollo are gonna win and
Y'all are gonna see you stream because what I'm gonna do at the program is
I'm gonna do IRL for like 30, 40 minutes before it starts and then my stream is just gonna be for my stream
It's gonna be like the broadcast. So be able to see
guys, who are we playing against?
I want to see the teams bro. I want to see the teams. I want to see the teams watch the team announcement. I will
But on Joe they go to follow the sprite they develop a was pop of the developer
check round what's wrong doing Vino oh god no oh god no not because he's no
Vino's just gonna say the n-word every two seconds bro so Ron deadass
doesn't know his teammate he's a not a pro
wait how's it gonna work you're just gonna I'm feeling supportive today bro
Like don't obviously show whatever
What are you doing you doing in a minute chat I just gifted one
Yes, okay, good segment. Nice.
Why are you guys saying Jinxie calling me? Let me guess, bro. I go to his stream. He's not calling me at all.
What the fuck is this?
Chad, I'm not calling on, bro. I'm not calling him.
Why are you guys saying Jinxie calling me?
Jinxie looks like a deformed Holland. Like, I don't know how to describe it.
Looks like Holland is Holland, like, injected like estrogen, bro.
Why are you guys saying Jinxie calling me?
I was gonna give this up too. Fuck this shit.
Now seriously fuck this bullshit man. I'm done. I was literally gonna give this guy a sub. Fuck this stupid shit
Oh, Holland pumped with estrogen. Yeah
Hilarious man hilarious, bro. Yeah, I was gonna give this up to you. That's fucked up
That's fucked up
I was gonna get let me get faxity a sub any fax it'll be supportive, bro
Try to get back to you son, bro
Yo, yo, yo, I forgot about that bro wait hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
I think I've seen this yo chat reveals in three minutes
Let's see what streamer is most appreciate it for a gift. I think I've seen this bro. This is insane
This is let's see what streamer is most appreciative for a gift in a bro
This is gonna be a good team. This is tough like actually legit. This is gonna be crazy, bro
Yo, I get to the bro change yo Jinxie bro, but you what the fuck you?
That bro you should do gift of what one what what happened?
Oh, throw some throw something at me. God damn. Yo, are we okay? All right. So fax it. He's not appreciative. Okay
back. High-fives. Let's do high-fives. No, because let's actually see who's appreciative, bro. That ass like
let's do high-fives, bro.
No, because let's actually see who's appreciative.
I
Got bands, okay, that's five dollars. All right, who's next bro Jason
Maybe Moodle be appreciative for five five dollars like seventy thousand like twenty thousand Indians in there
And it's like thirty thousand Chinese phones in there what and that's like twenty thousand. All right. I give to you Moodle
I give to them five dollars
Moodle be appreciative let's see what he says
You just gotta wait
Jinxie has gifted a one-tier sub
They've gifted a total of yo Jinxie
Thank you for the tier one gifted sub bro. Thanks to the tier one
What's the actual?
You should come play Valorant bro. Come play Valorant Jinxie
Don't do it bro. Yo one gifted sub like are we like no no no like no one is appreciative
All right Joe Joe would be appreciative
Joe AFK. Joe AFK.
Marlon, Marlon. Marlon will be appreciative, bro.
I'm a little crazy for watching, buddy.
Marlon will be appreciative first.
I gifted some.
We're going to keep doing this till somebody's appreciative.
Watch this. This is my routine. This is what I do every morning.
Oh, yes, son.
This is what I do before I go live.
So I'm going to energy drink. I'll drink this.
And then I'll make sure my title is good and then don't want to be in the cell as well. Yeah
I'll go to
Like someone else's Twitter or something. All right, doesn't even know
So I'll go to like stable right now right here. Why is round 30 live?
No, bro, like go live to he was
Okay, that's right
And I'll just switch it up a little bit
USA USA
I didn't even see that I gifted.
Okay.
Wow.
This is crazy.
This is insane, bro.
Oh, shit.
Waylay teams, the teams, the teams, the teams, the teams, the teams, the teams, the teams.
Wham creator series.
I'm just going to meet bro.
Go ahead.
Do your thing.
Bro, you don't have to mute, bro.
Actually, I'm just going to, it's more kinematic.
I'm going to watch your stream, bro.
I'm going to watch your stream.
You don't have the new bro you're involved.
Shut your fat ass up right.
Hey do you want a icon skin or not.
This is your moment bro come on like it.
Alright whatever that bro like this is his chance.
Bro it's probably about icon skin bro already got one anyways.
What that would be better.
The fat one.
I'm not gonna lie Chad no time to waste.
Team 20.
I wish I could have music blasting but.
Yo team one me and Boyo.
I'm just watching and they want clips.
I'm just going to click it on this I'm not wasting nobody's time. I'm not dragging this
out. Don't go too fast. Don't go too fast.
Of course, but team number one for the 2026 FNCS row and do those bang canada as the pro
and who we think crazy. Hold on. Hold on. Ready?
Okay. Canada as the bro and who we think the creator is crazy. Hold on, hold on, ready?
Canada X. Arke. Okay. Okay. Okay. Come on. We got Canada Arke. That team is not winning.
Arke the creator is going to be crazy, bro. This is team number one, Jack. We got 20.
Bro, do me a favor, bro.
I feel, I'm telling, this is actually good news.
I'm telling you, bro, they're all well-selected,
very good put together.
I'm sure it's gonna be crazy.
Team number two, are you guys ready?
Bang!
We gotagers!
Agers.
KJ, one of the best NA pro players,
one of the best braggers in the business.
And he is teaming up with,
that's the one that we see playing Valgrove at the raw Mike and he's locked and loaded
playing with one of the best ages.
It's probably crazy baby that's team number two chat.
Team number three.
Team number three.
As the pro reveal we got big ritual ritual.
You all know his vibe went through when he played with P had to bounce back improve himself
A multi FNCS champion, Peter is paired up with Peter Peter Peter.
I'm thinking of Peter, guys.
I'm thinking of Peter.
I'm sorry, bro.
Ritchie is paired up with.
Oh, we got big.
Wait, is Richie in Richie?
Oh, God, Richie and Ray.
What?
I'll be a duo, bro. We got gamers. No fucking way.
Hopping in the fortnight program, bro.
Team number four chat. I was not expecting it.
Moving. I know you guys.
You all don't want me to waste no time, bro.
And I'm not trying to waste nobody's time.
Team number four.
We got boats.
Telling you, bro, y'all know how boats flies.
The best, the best mechanical four night player.
The fastest, the smoothest, top NA fighter is playing with.
Rymate page! Big page paired up with the big boats. It's going to be crazy. Come on, let's go.
When are we in play all getting in here? Did we even get in?
Number five
We got did we get him a corn
Tell me I think a course play with brother
I think we can safely say this is the best IGL chat
Yes, or no the best IGL on NA a corn. All right
What are you corns and the best?
IGL who the heck said Ron? I ain't no good. I yo
All right, Acorn, the greatest IGL multi FNCS championship is paired up with the one
Chabrón, the other one's teammate.
Mura!
Wait, I'm going to meet Mura?
Do I beat these on the team?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to meet Mura.
Say you swear to God I'm going to meet Mura.
He's paired up for the FNCS.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Say you swear to God I'm going to be Mura, bro.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Let's go.
team number one. We got D-Nail. Well, I get one of the most hated, but one of the best.
Chad, I bet you Vino's going to be with Ron early pre-fire. But he's yet to prove you wrong
again, again, and again, and he's now paired up with. Bet it's Ron. I knew it. I knew it.
I knew it.
Wait, didn't Ron say he doesn't want him?
3, 2, 1?
3, 2, 1?
OH MY GOD.
NO!
Stay low!
stay low!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO!
Who the fuck put this together?
champion that team is good bro that seems good
you know he's just gonna blame me and just say my fucking years well I'm
telling you if you listen to him everything this is a special scary duo
bro this is all he does is just say I'm useless like say the n-word after
Every say it and hit his make bro. He can work on that. Watch Joe. Why? Why watch Joe? What's happening?
This is an order I got a war song
Five each it all right fine, and I would let Joe plow my ass open
I would let Joe plow my ass, bro.
He best non FNCS winners has no title to his name.
He's trying to-
What's happening?
You safe, big you safe.
We not getting in this shit.
It's gonna be scary.
It's gonna be it.
big zone with the big uses playing in the program.
And we got team number eight.
I want to see this moving.
Team number eight.
The lion.
The lion.
The one and only.
Been doubting.
Hey, back to qualify.
Recently straight.
The lion.
Showing up.
Playing this game.
safely say he's primed up his team ducked with who's boogers teammate
Yugi!
boogers X Yugi!
Yugi if you're out there just know you're in good hands my boy you are playing with
the lion chat now call him boogers call him the lion it's over dude that team is not
winning
So where's the light?
Here's the light.
Here's the light.
We're winning.
Who got X?
Dukie.
What a program.
Team number nine.
Check.
You got C.T.
Number nine.
I don't know.
Number nine.
I love you.
You got it.
Okay.
Team number nine.
We go keep trucking chat.
The four night program creator series.
We got.
Rise.
Rise.
Hard I.G.L.
Big DT rise.
Pairing up with.
Who's rise teammate?
Eyes.
I
We got a to
Wafau and big DJ
Playing in the pro ad baby like in big whoa big rise. It's just images in a mr. Gold's in
Eyes can't fight bro. I did not miss a goal. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I did not miss a goal. Oh my god
So annoying shut up
team number 10
We go hot, Wiggly, Wic, Victor, Fee.
That rise, I love you.
Chad, if y'all don't know who Victor V is.
Chad, I don't think I got in this.
In the Fortnite space.
He's one of the best, they call him,
what do they call him again, Chad?
ZPV, he stands for zero, king, dick, I almost,
but they call him ZPV.
Who's next today get revealed bro. They're relax relax
team number 11
We got
The one and only the greatest athlete the greatest gamer the best player in the entire world
The fastest the quickest the strongest the most intelligent
Oh my god, he's gonna be the greatest athlete.
Yeah, the big facts.
Yes, sir.
So I'm gonna play against Peter by.
And we're not falling off high ground.
We are not falling off high.
So, so, so let me get to shape.
Let me get to shape.
Let me just get to shape.
So you raked the tournament for yourself.
Why do these, why the hell do you repeat?
I didn't do this, I'm just revealing them.
I didn't even know I was playing with them, I didn't even know.
I have no idea, I have no idea, I had no idea I was playing with them.
Bro this is, this is, this is fuck you!
By the way Chad, hold on yo listen we're gonna go over all of these doors after there is
There's so many great duos, it's actually crazy.
Legit.
But dude, I was so stoked, I'm stoked seeing this now
because this is my first time.
I didn't even think I was, wow, okay.
We'll listen, let's keep going.
Team number 12.
We got Coupe, big Coupe.
Y'all know big Coupe, he's come up in special.
He's still one of the craziest, bro.
Yo, Jincey, you're not making it pimple head.
It's like, bro, it's one thing, you know, Ringo,
it's one thing to send hatred in my own chat,
to then try to like send it in another chat
on the chance that I'm gonna see it.
You're a psychopath, man.
You're legitimately a fucking psychopath, bro.
And then you add it in the pimple head for no reason.
He is crazy.
There's so many good teams.
Ronaldo's court, Ronaldo's court.
Say you swear to God, man.
I'm refreshing.
All right, man, everybody in the fucking stream.
I'm not doing this shit anymore.
Stop lying about goals!
Holy fuck, man.
My opinion, the king, the king is what we call him.
He's playing with Freddie!
Frantic X-Reed at the pro-amp.
Oh my, wait, hold on, this is broken.
The controller duo.
The controller duo.
We got Rhee and Frantic playing in the pro-amp.
Oh, announce my team, please.
And now we got team 14.
We got Muzz, oh, Muzz, Muzz, baby.
Guess to do it real quick.
please announce my team bro please like like someone said or something 3 2 1 mods play with whoa hey wait a minute I have to know I don't know I was just thinking of the first person that came to my head bro say my team
You're gonna be in summer set.
Say my team.
She's scary as well, bro.
This is a great-
I didn't know about that.
Say my team, bro, please.
What on earth is that, bro?
Your last classic.
Females.
Box, get the two sheds, they ain't out of here.
Franty, for sure.
Playing with Muzz, Muzz, this is your chance, bro.
Lock in.
Summer's in the chat.
She said, we win this shit.
She's already with good vibes, good spirits from summer.
We got team number 15. We got rapid, big, rapid.
Bro, am I in here?
Fair enough with Kato thinking about gifted WK on the chest.
Hey, TG, typical gamer, baby.
The icon, the go, the best, if not one of, if not the best,
coxing, curators. Bro grinds the game more than anybody.
his passion is unmatched, he wants it and he's gonna have to go get it.
Last year, he went through it, played with Buga, ended up having triple Buga's
damage at the Pro-M.
Yes, typical gamer wasn't the pro, he showed up as the creator and
had more damage than Buga.
What?
He has a shot.
What?
Playing with Rapid, hoping that Rapid shows up and plays like a pro.
This is it, typical gamer, this is your moment.
This is your guys' chance.
What's up, not true, by the way.
For real?
You're too fat for the program.
Okay.
Team 16, we got Sphinx.
Yo.
Hey guys, G.L. Sphinx in the building.
Y'all know, let me give them all a score.
Okay, so I'm going to check this game on my second monitor.
And if you didn't score,
you're getting banned, you little cocksucker.
Refresh, refresh.
We'll be able to go 50 second minute, no goals.
I'm not doing this shit all day, ban him, just ban him.
Spinks and moon out to the pro-amp, baby.
Let's get it.
Team 17, it's going to be Higgs.
Higgs known as the chud splash,
known as, would have had the title many different times.
I'm gonna stop there honestly. I was gonna start with the wonky and all that but what is an Alabama hot pocket
And you see what I'm talking about. What even is that one of the greatest is playing with
We got Braden baby, let's go
Bro, did I miss a gold night?
Why don't you fall in for it stop saying gold Jesus your game, bro
team number 18. We're coming out of the wire chat. The final three. Team 18, we got Paul!
Guys, I didn't get an answer. I'm in the last two teams, I guess.
Now, this obviously is no to be one of the best-
Am I getting extra?
Four night, Paul is paired up with, bang, big corn, playing with big ass out there, with
ass in the building, lacking, call, I got work to do, baby, show up for scrims, don't ignore
Calls don't ignore tweets. It's a duo bro like it. Don't do what you did to my boy. Curris last time, bro
This is it. No man. That's got hurt. Check this to my team. It's gonna be 19 to 20 19
We got
Licks baby big
It's gonna be
Bro, it's gonna be lacy. What the fuck it has to be lacy. That's not
I'm here bro explain with chat CEO a.k.a. big clicks a.k.a. big shitter
bro it's a fair win
with
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And Lacey doesn't go to no party right before the pro end.
And come not even fully focused.
Hopefully you're locked in this time.
Let's see.
This guy's as shy as the duo.
Say it!
Licks X.
Say the last team.
Let's lock in.
And then team twnally.
Team twnally.
Oh, we already know what this is, boss.
And now, wait, we should be actually doing nobody's team.
Leak Jack Twitter, then.
Send it to them.
Team number 20.
Send it to team twnally.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Yeah!
I know it's known to be one of the best.
If not, well actually, let me say this right.
The second best player in the road, in my opinion.
I beat my best.
He didn't know I did it.
Polo, the second best player in the entire road,
back to back clutches.
And the best creator in terms of skills.
Why, he's one of the greatest.
In terms of skills.
Almost making a comeback, going out on halftime,
being 25th or 24th was it bringing it back to almost winning and bringing on the championship.
It's playing with the one and only,
Saga!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh my God!
JXC has team number 20.
We're winning this shit, bro.
We're winning this shit.
This is 2026, FNCS Pro M duos.
Now, I know there's a lot of questions that it's just mainly like America and a and you
know, cause last year was EU and stuff.
Again, I'm not fully sure, but I believe I'm very, very positive that there was going
to be multiple programs outside of also any.
So like, again, I'm not you're going to get top 20.
Wouldn't that just be left place?
You're asshole, bro.
Legitimately a fucking asshole, man. What in top 20 just be last place
Free poyo poor poyo
Hopefully but if not, this is sick. This is it. This is a little bit crazy. I just have to know that they said that's the plan
Oh, really? Did they actually say that? Oh, yeah. Oh, hey chat four nights in the chat
They just type that's the plan bang. Yeah, I mean
So they're they're they're they have a chat for night just confirmed in the chat. I mean, bro, I'm gonna tell you straight about we have the best team in this tournament with the best in this tournament period because in the in the life, bro, you have to be passionate, bro.
And our team, we might not have the best skill set, but we have the most passion, right?
right so when we have the most pet passion we're just gonna win that's how
it works chat you guys can laugh all you want boy oh I got this I got this boy
oh people say I'm gonna be out of the age 2.0 9 brought you to get a pro to
practice with like I need an actual coaching session before this man John
I need somebody to coach me, bro.
Who should coach me?
Dude, I just need to learn how to like glide out of the air
so I don't get beamed out of the air.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Chad, do y'all have any advice for that?
I just want to get beamed out of the air
when I'm respawning.
Chad, do y'all have advice?
Ron, Ron can't coach shit, bro.
I need somebody who knows the game.
Maybe like Aussie, Aussie's not even playing, maybe Aussie could coach me a lot, just prep
me, bro.
I don't know, I'm gonna get at least one or two good coaching sessions in before I play.
You're uncoachable, thanks, Scully, appreciate it, man.
What are you, a dickhead?
All right, back into the game, Portugal versus, that's fine, yes, 60th minute in the middle.
Basically, his message was,
by the way, all of the people that lied about their being goals,
you're a fucking loser.
You're a fucking dick.
You're a dick.
Nuno got hurt?
Would not give it up.
Nuno got injured?
At this kind of pace, in these kind of conditions,
there have to be a fantastic shape.
Puccarella.
Cubassi.
Ah, Cubassi.
Lavine.
Yavor.
Yashiyama against tomato for the first time.
Wait, if Nuno's heard, that means Lameen's going against a backup now.
Oh, shh.
Lameen's against a backup now.
He's been fantastic, and he's made so many plays defensively.
Melsen-Semendo? Melsen-Semendo?
Melsen-Semendo is on the field, and now Semedo.
I just wonder, has Spain are building?
Portugal have clearly left Cubarcio as the free man.
And I wonder if he will start to venture more...
Wait! Wait!
...with Melsen-Semedo.
Here's Daniel.
Daniel.
Daniel.
Daniel.
Daniel.
Daniel.
Daniel.
Daniel.
Daniel.
Daniel.
Here's Daniel.
Daniel, no!
He's fighting.
Come on, Patrick, Patrick!
He's skidin'.
The deflection will be a corner.
Patrick's skidin'.
This is so good from Renato Vega.
Watch him come flying out.
Get the deflection.
Always deflection, deflection.
The Patrick shot.
Every who missed the closing stage is on the final you're a 2024
Because of an entry wait, let me win today not get that away
And that will be left behind for another hitter. Let me shut that for me
Another corner for the Espana
That I gotta brush my teeth again
I'll be quite happy to take that time. I gotta brush my teeth again chat. No
I don't want to miss a corner though. I don't want to miss a corner.
In a tight one against you earlier on in the competition.
Having a good tournament.
You can't swim this under the crossbar. A fancy good catch.
I'm going to go for deep.
By Joe Groscoe, who made that fantastic save in the first half.
To deny buying up.
to the left.
Cime de.
Another of the former wolves
contingent here.
Virginia as well.
As with wolves for a while, couldn't get a game really.
It's got a cracker in an FA cup tie against the non-league team.
That's about it.
Four leavers on non-league team, guess you were wondering.
But they thought they'd never get a mention of the war doc.
They have now.
Didn't do a free ticket there next time.
I don't think you'd have any issue anyway.
Not judging by the amount of people that stop you for autographs.
Thank you for somebody else, this goes on with you London, it's just been polite.
Who's this other guy?
Here's Vettiniac.
Dias.
Now, Neto, I've got one of those runs, who, correct, gets it away from his first wild charge.
First round, Chelsea teammate.
They were able to face each other.
Is that the Steve going to the pens?
Trust me.
Is Steve going to fucking pens?
Not far off, back to front.
I can see it, man.
Final day in the round of 16 is tomorrow on Fox.
Argentina.
Against Egypt, Washington are given a scare by Ted Fairlake,
Swiss students are taking on the underrated...
Argentina!
...coverage starts at 11 a.m.
Argentina!
...town Pacific on Fox.
Ah, I'm excited! I'm excited!
It's hard to beat, mind. Very hard to beat.
That's a really intriguing matchup.
Very contrasting styles.
The Colombian fans have been phenomenal this entire world cup.
Yeah, they always are.
They're a really fun one to watch.
I can't predict it, that's for sure.
I can't predict this either.
Which way might it sway?
I think it's going to be a big story.
Bro, somebody's got score, man.
There's been chances for both sides.
You know, they'd like nothing better than to punch their famous neighbors.
My one? LaMine? LaMine? LaMine? LaMine?
Could he be the difference maker? Alex Binder?
Ah, haha.
In the way by Tamsalo.
Wait, Alex!
And then behind is Shem Shitfish.
There's false kindly to La Mena Mall in the building.
Comes wide out to Baena.
This is the second chance as it comes back to him.
Slides his foot across it instead of catching it.
That's an easy one for Diego Costa.
Let me do the track. Let me do the corner. Let me have some more.
Two on one. Spread some. Got the job. Pedro Porro. And again, where was the white shirt
but probably should have been there to finish it off.
That kind of a goal if somebody was there.
Glantz is at Oriathabao.
Well, that's twice now, yes.
Not at Oriathabao, it's Leannes.
Even further back than Kukareya,
he needs to take the chance and get in the box.
There's no reason left to be there.
Who is going to strike first in this legendary matchup?
It's not an old-fashioned number nine type target,
man, different type.
Oriathabao gets plenty of goals.
you fancy that old-fashioned number nine would have been there I think pretty
much okay without it generally speaking kubasi here
the mean on the line the mean on the line
That's a pretty late foul, looking for that and not too much of a meal of it.
That's a pretty late foul at the first glance.
Kukereya, we have him in the corner.
What a few people are in Fuskin's. There's a lot here.
The mean on the line again. They're really trying to get it in this feed.
They might look for the mean again many times.
Spain really likes maintaining possession.
They just leave him.
They really don't like to give him the ball.
Rocktree.
He's willing to dribble forward.
He's the defender that can play the next pass, which creates a number's advantage somewhere else.
Spain really likes to take it slow.
to pass as you can see here. You have a more or less thing you can have in there by Aina.
More prematurely ran from the end clip. Oh my god.
Look, the bomb is in for a minute there.
Almost jammed in the 60s, 70s minute.
Concentration might be a factor as well as we go deeper and deeper into this game.
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Dude!
Pants!
This game's gonna go to Pants.
It's anxious.
The players too.
They know how much.
Chad, I can feel it!
This is gonna go to Pants!
Speed up, speed up!
Chad, this is gonna go to Pants.
I can feel it in the tip of my cock!
It's gonna go to the pants. Trust me.
She can make it to bottom up, John. She can bottom up.
She can make it to bottom up, Gotham. She can bottom up.
Check it's everyone who dares to ask.
What would you like the power to do?
This guy's name is I Love Gothmommy.
Take it to the bottom up, bro.
Ghost, take it to bottom up.
Goal, goal, goal.
Yeah, there was a goal during a hydration break?
I'm sure there was.
Who scored it?
Who scored the goal during the hydration break?
break fucking powerade bro this gold shit is annoying i'm staring at the game shut up shut the fuck up
there was not a golden 30 seconds bro during a fucking hydrogen break
Okay, shut the fuck up.
High-vives, call him.
Yo, high-vives.
What, bro?
And that's the issue.
The issue is there's a moderator who plays in to the potion of the channel.
That's the issue.
That's the problem.
There's a moderator who doesn't mark shit!
Viva la España! Viva España!
In one of the big goals against Croatia in the last game, more of an old-fashioned winger
that had fans in that situation really happened after a lot.
Is he going to go off?
Come on, let's play!
We'll see in a moment.
Roberto Martinez has a little bit of a question mark whether this might be his last tournament
just the Portuguese boss.
He's a very good, very good dog, Gallo.
He's going on Manchester United.
There, he can play either side.
Cancelo will make way.
Gallo will go to...
Come on, Spane! Come on!
Wait, Leo's coming in.
And Leo...
Refalves coming in.
Oh, shit!
That is an attack move.
From Roberto Martinez just to maybe give Spain's defense a little bit more to think about.
Another speed in behind that they would have.
That's very, very bold because
Shelf Felix has been excellent in helping with Yamal.
Leal was a very talented attacking player.
Chad! Rafa Albia's coming in!
Lameen! Lameen!
Freak it!
He knows he's a mark man!
Lameen, you're all freak it! Here we go!
Oh shit!
Just a week or so away from this 19th birthday.
Seems to have been around for a long time and he has!
Since he was 15 when he made his Barcelona debut.
Ora! Ora! Ora!
Lameen, you're all freak it, Chad!
Perfect for Lameen, it's off the left foot as well.
He can go for a little bit of a bend.
I'm calling it now.
Lameen, Gamal is gonna bend it
into the top left quarter, top in in our future here.
Trust me, Lameen's gonna score this.
Lameen is gonna score this, trust me, though, trust me.
I think there's value in keeping two players out there.
Span of elective, not to, we saw Portugal do it.
On these free kicks, you just want to hit it.
You can react accordingly.
It's just a mini-mall, he's gone for goal.
It's routine save really,
but Diego Klaus still taking no chances.
Good hit.
Yeah, he struck it well.
Just back to that point.
If you have two out there, it freezes the line.
If you have someone run over the ball,
or even if you think someone with their right foot
is gonna hit it, it doesn't allow for the same timing.
In the end, it's easy to save there for Costa.
Now, that'll explain a corner.
Oh!
Kugane has sailed it.
Punch away.
Spain just building up a little head of steam.
It's been quite a while.
This game feels like it's going to go to Penn's chapter.
I'm not trolling.
And the question for the two teams now
is going to be, at what point does
Cristiano Ronaldo come off the field if he does.
Bernardo Martinez made a huge decision.
Their match against Portugal.
Ferran Torres, the Barcelona striker.
Meet me, the shot.
He's about to enter the fray.
Wait, Ferran Torres coming in?
What's coming in is, is Nico Williams fit?
Can he get on the field?
I spoke to the Spanish commentators during the break there.
Yeah.
She said to me, we don't think he is going to play unless absolutely necessary, so it sounds like he's not quite fit, which is really a shame for Spain.
Nico Williams can't play.
If he's necessary means if they go behind, it's a good play.
Lame!
Lame!
They're supporting behind.
Lame!
Lame!
Oh no, it's not the goal they were looking for.
But by in the hegging high,
she passed the ball after that moment.
Nettoe to spread it wide.
Lay our laser inside.
So for Portugal, the game against Croatia.
Now this is what he's good with, isn't it, Tres?
Manchester United teammate.
Gallo, Masar, Roberto Martinez,
take Cristiano Ronaldo off the pitch,
and it's much more than just a substitution here.
Kipi Khristanovna in all those last game, one of the best ever.
It took big, big guts by Roberto Martinez to take him off, but it was the right decision.
Khristanovna scored to put them here.
At what point will he do that today?
Wait, they might stop him off?
They might stop him off?
Leo.
a bit of magic in his boots when he's in the mood, which is not always.
They see Milan play.
Guilford, Marble, and then Fernandez, the last to run into the side, connecting.
He's the kind of player who could pull that little shot of him.
Disgusting from Bruehl.
Well, this is the first venture forward for Portugal.
It's a long time ahead of the center of it.
The drops down to Bruna Fernandez does a hard part in keeping it down.
Just can't get it across the goal.
It loose from Kukuleya.
Someda does well.
Tries to work with Laeve.
Lame! Lame!
Danny O'Broll!
And Yatabalic made a good run.
Portuguese defence cut that out as well.
Bendy!
What a turn.
Are Spain's not getting anything going?
Spain's not getting anything?
This is going to go to hands.
It's an old Spanish side, not particularly this one.
is they tried to win by subjecting the opposition to death by a thousand passes
and it didn't quite work. The team started to work them out doing that. They've had to adapt.
The way they adapted in the Euros was La Mena Mall and then Nico Williams and
it's why I keep talking about him. He's Torres because he provides that ability to
to run behind, to take people on 1v1, the same way that I mean the Mulders on that right side.
And it adds a whole different dimension to that attack.
Oh my god, still no goals.
Crazy.
Still no goals.
Getting a slightly different question for Portugal to answer.
What's the time?
Cucarrea.
You push me.
Then rotary.
Daniel!
Daniel!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Succeeding cost.
Why can they not score?
It was so good at putting fires out.
Why can they not score?
It's the next one.
Mirko Spain, it just watched him lay his body back.
Probably covered by Diogo Costa.
But Ruben Diaz couldn't have known that
Tendons seventy thousand six hundred and forty nine
whip this in
Let me give all quarter cash
Taken by your mom
Roger it made with some difficulty on the stretch. Roger. He
Well back in there and this time what of all what it's a punch Danielmo someone's injured
And this time it's LePort, just standing on the far post, no one ever there, but at some
point somebody has to take a risk.
Spain keeps running into the same problem where they keep crossing it and no one's there.
It's just in the box every time, no one's ever there.
Spain could count the cost of these missed opportunities.
England, that's right, even in one last night. England was there.
Balliom was there twice.
A series of second half corners. Here's the latest, Yamaha.
Oh my God, Broadway, Campbell.
Campbell, Campbell.
I've played with one of the best ever for the US Clint Dempsey. He would have broken his neck to get on the end of that
And put it all in the line to score and Spain needs someone to take the chance. It's been three instances now
golf squared across
Chateau in the middle of the goal the Spanish players waiting at the top of the box
a couple more changes coming up shortly for Portugal.
You can see Bernardo Silva down there who's just moved on from Manchester City to Ray on the Dread.
Such a very good player and it's a somehow much talent Portugal have,
but he doesn't get in the team even at the moment.
I think Ponce style is well coming on.
It's going to be interesting to see who comes up for those two.
Both fairly attacking moves by Roberto Martinez.
Let me. Let me.
Ferro, let me.
Just to play back to him.
Samedos covering.
Oh no.
That's the camera.
Cristiano Ronaldo.
That's what he can bring. That's something different for Portugal.
I don't think he's going to come off, I don't think he's going to come off, oh no.
You look very feminine today, there, thank you.
Let me see tomato
Spades attack gets so bad every time they get to the box so much change
We're new Fernandez
Jack every time Spain gets to the box they're attacks to play. No, that's the lost you view around this
Shit, this is a hardiest hair seat to be had another silver there number 10
Conce Sal,
Cervantes, Juan Francisco, Conce Sal, Roberto,
Martinez describes him as our chaos creator.
Lively player from Juventus these days,
is that Sergio and ex-Portuguese winger
and boss of the famous Porto Club.
Petínia and Neto will make way.
Petínia's coming off.
All five used.
The team is coming off.
82 minutes gone.
I mean, if you're going to keep him in this long,
you may as well keep him in for the rest.
Very interesting, Ian. You do get one more.
Jesus.
If extra time comes into it,
I was expecting to see Gwansala Ramos
at some point for Christiana Ronaldo,
but it looks like he's going to go at least
through the initial 90, and we'll see after that.
Yeah, there allowed one more, if he goes through extra time,
that's starting to look quite likely.
By the way, Vittigna was a successful penalty taker in the shootout in that nation's league final, so he can't take one.
It looks like Michel Marino also preparing to come on down for Spain.
Bro, he's so fast! Oh my God!
Everybody waiting and wondering whether there is the steal in the tail here.
I think Fabiano is as well.
Oh!
Too much, too much, too much.
84th minute, bro.
Still nothing.
Why, dude, just...
Spain's attack is so bad as soon as they get to the box.
It's just, it's just terrible.
It looks like a headless chicken.
Every time they get to the box, it just dies.
No one comes up for any crosses for like nine times.
There's a crossing into a ghost.
What in a 90 minute match because you have to take extra time into consideration.
Some of these players haven't played a lot in a tournament.
I actually have no idea who's going to get through it.
45 minutes if they come in.
I legitimately have no idea who's going to get through it.
60th minute, have to go all the way through extra 30 minutes.
I don't know.
They come in the eastern region.
Pedri's coming off?
What?
Pedri.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
Louise will fill that job.
Danny Homo.
He was 50 Brighton might have set up.
An early goal for your boy.
80, 80 seconds left.
You said it might be a space office.
Kind of looking that way now.
We might have hands on our hands boys.
Roachy, flicks it to Lameen. Lameen.
Lameen, Lameen he's got a good left speed.
Roachy coming up to the box, sees it. Lameen.
Okay the play kind of dies a little bit. Pucarrea on his left.
It looks like we got extra time on our hands, boys.
It looks like we got extra time on our hands.
That's what I mean to do something magical.
Torres.
Into our port.
Ruddy.
Everybody including the goalkeeper.
Comfortable on the ball.
Spain like you'd expect.
Oh my god.
So many Portuguese defenders.
I'm going to release.
So much Portuguese defenders back.
Imal, Torres, turning.
Oh!
space.
Me.
Somehow I told the soccer man, they've gotten in this position so many times today.
It's either been cut across the ball with no one arriving or they've been...
This is going to go to extra time to take some more time.
To the attack to the right. Absolutely wrong chip.
Just think a little more aggressive.
This is going to go to extra time.
Deflection, score, corner kicks, all sorts of good things can happen.
deadlock in Dallas so far
extra time
moving
Hugo Gallo
last step
position
there's a scorer
with big goals in his career
no wonder whether he might have a part to play
Yellow card and here's why.
Ooh, that's a yellow.
Ooh, literally just sprained his body.
That's a yellow.
He is a fierce competitor,
apart from being a charming individual,
but his presence role as staff matches the city.
He comes in and gets a yellow like insulate
Well, this is gonna go to extra time news
This is actually cray cray
89th minute no bloodshed
Oh
Have you done the control of almost the map?
I don't think he was up there.
He was up.
There's Torres again.
Pedro Pardo.
Mimimal.
90th minute, Rodney, great shit, vicious challenge, it's not necessarily going away, 90th minute,
Oh, let me go through, and there it is!
Spain, Mital, Moreno, Scora, big goals!
Looks like he's settled this one.
Nineteenth minute, but did you see the Tiki taka?
Oh my god, that was three chain together classes instantly.
it's over Spain is going to the quarterfinals
a goal to break the heart look at this look at the Tisaca Ronaldo and the hearts of all the
Portuguese fans one two three that's with this four so on so on from Rodry it's over
in the game in 94s you see better for his turn 14 together passes
you know we play that Spanish football right there tries his fast
Spanish football bang bang bang bang bang go just slived through the legs there
easy finish in the end took a long time coming in but simply sensational from
Spain one nothing set up my Ferran Torres clever ball reverse pass
and the coaches go for it as they celebrate and Mareno scores a huge, huge goal.
It's his 11th for his country, his next cup will be his 50th.
That's a really good return for a mid-world player.
I remember scoring a huge one against Germany at the European Championships as well to set
the things and it looks like that goal this late will do the job for the Spaniards six
minutes about a time.
It's another thing that makes Spence so dangerous is their depth.
So many players you don't even think about great challenge till they come on the field
and there's so much more to be stillized.
Four minutes to Marino two substitutes.
Four minutes sequel rise.
Never know.
just that up when they look like an absolute genius.
Toys has been a live wire since he came home.
You all want to give the manager, don't they?
A little dig in the ribs to say,
hey look, come and get me next time you're picking
the starting line up.
Morris is handy from the bench.
Still time for Portugal, but not much of it.
Now it's fouled, Spain has won.
You see the yellow card as Simeo dreds it down.
And one thing to remember, Ian,
the Bergamo Martinez used all of his substitutions.
And you would think the one guy they want on the field right now
is Gonzalez Ramos.
He doesn't have the ability to get him on the field.
His finger, he's got the other one.
Oh, his finger, hurt me.
Yeah.
They're both trying to foul him.
I think his finger got that first.
That is the risk of making your substitutions and not leaving one till the end is.
When the game changes, are you able to adapt tactically with a player and in this case
he's not?
Lay out.
This is the last time we'll see Cristiano Ronaldo have the World Cup in might be unless
he or one of his colleagues and come up with something very fast here now
Against the two minutes who haven't conceded that now the silver in the whole tournament as well
Concey South two minutes
Shit ball from the road
Who's the deal?
He's gonna try something, isn't he?
Somado, Dias, Portugal so resolute for so long, one minute.
Difficult one for Fubasi to deal with but he dipped that.
Just fine, Luis does the rest.
One minute!
He wets his frame, player ball like that very often but in this situation they'll take it.
One minute until Portugal's out guys.
Spain will advance in one minute.
Unless Portugal can score right now, Spain is going to advance.
Incredible goal by Spain.
Dias, the desperate.
Portugal need to get that ball into that penalty area.
It's quick as I got the run happen like that
One of the reasons I thought Spain were the favorites when this
Their willingness to run and defend and change it just pass around the back now answer the most talented team
But Spain really do all these little things well everybody does it
I thought about the end of it a grueling 90 minutes chasing and forcing
Portugal wins it!
They have one more chance!
This is Portugal's last chance!
nearly nearly for Portugal.
What did he say to him?
What did he say to him?
Swapping some bombs with the Spanish player.
What a chance this is.
And it's the little Matt Bernardo with the little flick.
He actually just gets too much on it.
a little touch, tries to snap it instead, fantastic ball in and half the state and including me thought that was in.
That's how close those are the margins in the World Cup.
Leonardo Silva nearly nearly.
Oethelbaum goes off and put up.
Iglesias 33-0.
the south of the striker guys that's over there very popular member of the squad he is an old
Portugal has lost 9.
Speed crying.
Spain fans, reminding Anthony Taylor of the referee,
he's seeking him to blow that final whistle.
They're past the
6 added minutes, he takes a look at his watch, he doesn't blow, but out of silver again,
there's a busy little player out for a throw, another glance at the watch, Spain on the
very brink.
Why is he not blowing it?
Portugal, right on the edge from an emanation.
Why is he not blowing it?
That's going to be a free kick.
That's going to be a free kick, Torres, you'll get yellow card for that, that was the adrenaline
pumping a bit too hard I think.
you
you
you
you
you
That's so much for the sport, bro.
He's literally a legend, dude.
Literally a legend, man.
No one could ever not say that.
But yeah, bro, very sad, very sad, but that's the World Cup, man, there could only be one
team at the end.
Chad, I believe, I still believe Messi is going to win, guys, I'm not kidding.
I believe it, bro.
I believe that he beats Egypt, he beats Colombia, he beats probably England, not much Norway
can pull off something.
So Messi's path to the finals is Egypt, Colombia, England, and then probably France or Spain.
France or maybe USA bro if USA versus messy I'll be so happy bro either way
I'll just be happy whoever wins but yeah um chat on the bright side man we get
to see messy win the World Cup dude back to back World Cups can change and
fundamentally change the game there we get to see messy win back to back World
cups y'all now chat guys I don't look at speed he's crying it was sad bro I don't
want to see that I don't want to see speed like that bro GC they're gonna run
Chats, um, messy. You are the only one left. Messy. Um, it's time. It's time, messy. It's
time for back to backs, bro. It's time for back to backs, baby. Chat, messy. It's going
to be Egypt. He's going to be Columbia. He's going to be England and he's going to be France
in the finals. Mark my fucking words, man. I'm telling you, bro, Messi's gonna win. I'm telling you, dude.
Guys, what should we play for the next three hours? USA doesn't play for three hours. Chat!
what should we play for three hours guys we still have an outside on GTRP I
still haven't done it I still haven't done it for tonight not a bad shout kid I
probably need to practice bro could somebody train me like Aussie or somebody
I need somebody to just give me advice for this tournament bro maybe Aussie is
on chat I'm gonna go pee I'm gonna go pee I'm gonna go pee BRB BRB yo GG is
nonetheless chat even though i'm a messy fan bro tg's nonetheless to portugal bro um very sad
to see that very sad to see that bro very sad but now chat it is time chat it is time bro for
for Messi to win another World Cup. I'm telling you!
you
You
chat, bro.
messy for back to back world cup wins.
it's gonna happen.
it is going to happen, bro.
for back-to-back World Cup wins, babies, and it's going to happen. It is going to happen,
Do you think USA has a chance to win today? Yes. I think USA is honestly slightly favored to be Belgium. I would say probably USA 50, 55% chance to win.
But if we do the FSU, 7 old Tomahawk chop war chant, it's probably about 80%.
80% 80% are you drinking 10 beers later tonight if USA wins it's probably gonna
be the drunkest I've ever been in my streams bro
check speed guys I already checked bro I already checked dude
I swear to God, I'll go.
pull your pants up speed his ass was hanging out bro he's crying I've seen his
ass
Good man.
Say thank you.
You're welcome, your honor.
Oh, man.
I just want to say something real quick, Ronaldo, I love you, I'm so sorry that you lost the
World Cup. I'm sorry I was cheering for you. I wanted you to win. I genuinely wanted you to win.
And I'm sorry to everybody who was cheering for Ronaldo.
And I'm sorry for all of our fans who was cheering for Mojito. And I'm sorry Portugal as well.
I love y'all. I love how y'all support me.
I love how y'all support me and I love y'all, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry it has to
be this way I'm sorry
this sucks man it's honestly sucks it's honestly sucks it's this is this is this
is sad it sucks and shit it sucks it's terrible everything sucks right now you
you know, I don't, I don't even really want to say anything.
I don't have much to say.
I appreciate everybody who supported me.
I appreciate everybody who followed me through this journey
since I was 17.
So I was 16, 17, 16.
When I followed Bernardo from last year was up.
It sucks that the chapter has to end this way.
It sucks. I wanted to see it. Everybody wanted to see it.
I don't know, bro. I just don't know. I don't know. I mean...
I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
And I love y'all, bro.
And I love y'all.
But I'm gonna be honest, I have nothing to really say.
I have no words.
I'm kind of like, you know, I'm in a depressed state right now.
I just stretched it. Now it's fast. It might shut off.
Oh, no.
Tell Chad so they don't think you're in there.
No way.
Okay.
Let's get him out the window.
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
One level.
Right.
Grounds good. Thank you.
I'm going to just walk out.
Yeah, I'm just going to run with him.
Right over here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, God!
Move it, move it, move it!
Guys, just give us some space, please.
Come on, Steve!
Steve!
Steve, come over, man!
Hey, that's not allowed!
Come on, come on!
Steve, come over!
What are you doing?
Steve, you're the guy, all right?
What do you think, man?
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Here, here, here, here!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Look what is back there.
Steve, we don't know where we're going!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Come on.
I see you.
I want to ask you all of my insiders,
I think you can take your piece.
I can't from Arkansas.
Please, please, please.
I think you can.
No!
No!
Get in there.
We'll hurt you.
Come on.
Get in there.
I see he's going to come back.
I know.
I know.
I love you.
I love you.
You want to come back?
I'm very sorry.
Get the snips.
I'm free for the snips.
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Move out of the front.
Keep the front clear.
Come on, man.
He's better anyway.
Bro, get out of the way, man.
Give me my stakes.
Who said that?
Who said that?
Who said that?
Don't get me tight, bro.
Open up! Get some space!
Hey! Hey!
Yo!
Come on, get in the way!
Get the fuck out of here!
You guys, open up!
Keep it clear!
Keep it clear!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Yo!
Get the fuck out of here!
Somebody say next year? Next year?
It's been four years. Somebody just say next year?
Yo, keep it straight. You don't get in the way.
Yo, keep it straight.
You don't get in the way.
Yo, keep it straight.
Keep it straight.
Hapknown, do not make excuses!
No, do not!
What are you doing?
No more!
No more!
What are you doing?
You hide!
Why?
Why?
You should not do this!
No, do not!
Do not do this!
Do not do!
No, do not!
He did not give a chance!
He did not give a chance!
He did not give a chance!
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We've got the way and it's keeping clear.
Oh, oh.
Oh, no.
He's got his spirit out.
Keep this clear, guys.
Get out of the way.
All right.
Ready?
Go, get ready, ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
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Ready?
Ready?
are they walking to Narnia? I mean god damn!
I'm driving to get a B2.
Yo, clip, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, clip it.
Uh-oh.
We're good. We're good. Thank you.
Are you? What the fuck?
Hey, say, bro, get that away from me, bro.
Get that, bro, get that away from me, D.
Bro, get that away from me, bro.
Oh, why would you do that, bro?
I told you.
Green apples, bro.
Green apples.
Okay, who wants to watch messy highlights?
Oh, no, man, man, man, I can't, oh my god.
Oh, not again.
Oh, not again, oh my god, please.
Look, bro.
It is what it is, bro.
Ronaldo is a legend, bro.
Nobody could ever take that away from Ronaldo.
All right, dude.
GG's, man.
You know, like, bro, the thing is, bro, if you're a, like,
I got am I happy now I'm not happy bro. I'm not happy that Portugal boss dude
I'm basically trying to say that like if you're a true football fan you will
always appreciate and respect Ronaldo for what he did for the game so it is
It is sad to see him, it is sad to see Ronaldo lose and it's his last World Cup.
Even if you prefer Messi, you still have to appreciate and respect what Ronaldo did for
the game.
But Jack, as y'all know, I am a Messi fan.
So I'm going to probably go to semifinals where Messi's playing and finals.
I'm going to be able to see him in person or person.
So I'm still happy that Messi's in it,
but I'm sad that Ronaldo lost because if the finals was
Messi versus Ronaldo, that would have been generational.
But it's unfortunate.
But I'm still, I'm not going to be sad because Messi's still
in it, bro.
I'm not going to be sad because Messi's still in it.
Messi's still in it and USA's still in it.
Like those are the like, like those are the two teams that I'm supporting.
So if one of them wins, I'll be happy.
If one of USA or Argentina wins, I'll be happy.
Guys, y'all are laughing at USA and I get it, bro.
I understand USA has never been good in the World Cup ever.
I get it.
But I'm telling you, bro, there's something different about this USA team.
And I didn't really realize it.
When USA beat Paraguay 4-1, I said on stream that that is the best I've ever seen the men's national team look.
And I didn't even understand how good of a win that was until Paraguay beat Germany and then almost beat France.
Like this USA team is legit.
So
Yeah, I'm hoping
Either USA wins or Argentina wins. I'll be so fucking happy, bro
I'm just hoping it's hard though because bro the World Cup it's single elimination you lose your out
And as you know about football, bro anything can happen anyone can be anyone
Bro Cabo Verde almost beat Argentina three nights ago. We watched the whole game
Like in football, bro, anything can happen man. Anything can happen one deflection
one random goal like anything can happen so I hope either USA wins or Argentina
wins man but anything can happen guys what should we do for two hours bro we
have to wait two hours till USA place I want to train for the fortnight program
I want to train because that's in six days I want to train for the fortnight
pro aim. USA vs. Messi, who would you support? Honestly, bro, I don't even know. I would probably just,
I can't cheer against Messi. I'll never be able to do that, and I can't cheer against USA.
So I don't actually know. I can't cheer against either side. So I don't know, I'll probably just
be happy because either one wins. We're gonna get to win. We're gonna get to develop. But I don't
know. Hopefully that happens. Chat, what should we play, bro? FIFA's not a bad shout. We could play
play FIFA. Anytime I watch World Cup, I want to play FIFA. FIFA or Fortnite? FIFA or Fortnite?
Dude, but Chad, if we do Fortnite, we got to get like real coaching. Somebody needs to actually
coach us for this tournament, so I don't get farmed like Ali-A. Somebody needs to coach us.
But I'm so excited, bro. Guys, I'm going to quarterfinals,
England versus Norway. I'm gonna watch all the Messi's games. Bro, the only game, dude,
tomorrow is the only Messi game I might miss, because like I said, I'm doing something personal
at like 11 AM and Messi plays at 12. So I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try, bro. I'm gonna try. I will.
I'm gonna go live. I got you. I got you. I'm gonna go live. I don't want to miss any Messi games.
I told you I'm not gonna miss any World Cup games the rest of World Cup.
I can't, I can't, I forgot to set it up again.
Tomorrow is Messi's last game, yo bro, you're smoking weed if you think Messi's losing
to Egypt, buddy.
You're smoking straight up weed if you think Messi's losing to Egypt.
You're smoking weed, bro.
There's a dude in the chat named Tung Tung Sahore.
Peterbot wants to train you, but bro I'm playing against Peterbot, I'm playing against Peterbot
bro.
But we have to play a game for two hours till USA plays.
R6?
Joe, what's Joe?
You guys said Joe's still alive?
What's Joe doing?
Tum tum tum, sachl.
Tum tum tum, sachl.
So what's Joe doing?
Tum-tum-tum-sa-ho-oh, tum-tum-tum-sa-ho-oh.
So what's Joe doing?
Bro, USA plays at eight, oh my God.
Junker in Minecraft.
She got us to have four night training.
All right, bro, who could coach me, dude?
Who the fuck could coach me, man?
chat bro bro guys guys I'm beating deadlocked right now really quick I'm
beating deadlocked right now really quick but I will get on for night
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Check it all see good. I'll see now
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Dude, I gotta time that orb right!!
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I put so easy, why am I dying there?
There.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
New best, man!
New best!
Oh, no.
Yes!
New best, man!
New best!
One percent improvements.
One percent improvements, man.
One percent improvements, man.
Chat Ronaldo is out, bro.
up to only messy to win the World Cup, dude. Back to back World Cups would be absolutely
fucking ridiculous, bro. Back to back World Cups would be absolutely ridiculous, man.
back to back world cups would be ridiculous right now we got a train for this program
so we don't let Pollo down.
Chad, am I playing ranked?
Am I playing ranked, bro? Am I playing ranked?
Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi.
I'm gonna Messi, Messi, Messi.
All right Chad, should I play ranked? What do y'all think, bro? Rank?
Chad, we're gonna watch USA in two hours, boys. Get hype! Get excited, man!
Chad, I wanted to show y'all something.
Chad, I wanted to show y'all something, bro.
Chad, I want to show y'all something, man.
Look at what I did this morning.
Look at what I did this morning.
Yeah, I'm telling you bro
1v9 yee has arrived
Keep it in your pants dude. What do you mean keep what in my pants?
Guys the gold marathon and league is coming soon. I don't have a date, but silver's looking like a free pack
Silver's looking like a free pack, bro. I'm gonna be honest
Dude gold marathon and Lee coming soon, bro. I'ma pass Ludwig X pass everybody, bro
Travis look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this, look at this look at this look at this look at this look at this
Look at this. This is from this morning little little offstream solo queue
Pure 1 v9s, bro
Chad look
18 and three on master Yi
One and six Trundle begging for ganks ten minutes into the game. I said no
I have camps to farm fast forward 18 and three. I got a fucking pen to kill in this game
I got a fucking pen to kill chat. I don't know when but gold marathons coming soon
I currently silver three just floating through the ranks off stream floating
There's man. Oh, yeah ignore the one in ten game
Chat we have the fortnight program in six days. It's time to lock in bro. I don't really know what else to say to y'all bro
It's time to fucking become great
Play creative?
Chat, where is creative at, though?
I don't know where it is.
Chat, cuz maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me and after all, you're my wonder wall.
So you guys know England plays that song every time they win
Cuz maybe
Mom girl wait, it's that it's that mom
That is fucking mom girl
cause baby you gotta be the one that saves me
guys I don't know what coach I can get bro let me text Aussie bro
Chad, it's Aussie on?
Oh, Aussie's on vacation.
Fuck!
Bro, what coach could I get?
All these on vacation chat
Chow do some creative to the practice my mechanics
Well, I miss I guess a lot
it went through his head what the fuck why so 50 people there bro I did not hit the
door but I hit him in the fucking face shit where's creative where's creative stop saying
free ployo every time I die bro. Bro they don't make creative easy to find. Where is it bro?
Can I look it up?
This is it. Chat is that it?
Bro but if that's creative why is there only 5,000 people on it?
Look up mechanics.
This one.
Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me.
And after all, your mouth won't have waaauuughh.
Mooda wants a 1v1 me?
Woohoo!
Tell them I said let's wager.
Bro, tell them I said let's do a wager and a 1v1.
I'll let me warm up real quick.
Tell him I wager his ass!
Whoa!
Guys, why are you guys laughing?
Why is it so bad about this?
Why is everybody laughing?
Whoa guys why are you guys laughing what is so bad about this why is everybody laughing
Tell Muda I want a 1v1 wager!
Tell Muda I want a 1v1 wager!
Who to call it?
Chalegy!
Look at the hands of this ever man, how are you bro?
Bro, chat saying you want a 1v1?
What chat saying you want a 1v1?
Okay, I did say I want a 1v1.
Bro, that's wager bro!
Okay bro, listen, I just think you understand that you're talking to the professional Valorant
player, bro.
I'm just listening by the ear, bro.
Yeah, at what?
Valorant?
Okay. Alright.
They wanted to 1v1 bro. Like, I just, I just be feared by a hundred O right now.
We just 1v1, he got off.
So, Muta, here's the thing bro.
If I 1v1 you, are you gonna play legit?
Really? Is that where we're going? Really?
No, Jenny, bro. I never chained in.
In Rainbow Six Siege, maybe when I was 15 years old, bro.
That's the old me, bro. You're talking to the new me.
Yo, why did you get the camera like that?
I didn't look at- I did not look at the camera, bro.
I did not look at the camera.
I did not look at the camera, bro.
Okay, okay.
Are you in the game right now?
Uh, I'm just warming up, bro.
Give me a couple minutes to warm up when I play you.
Okay, bro. I'll hold on to that.
Call me on Discord when you're ready, okay?
All right. You ready for this shit?
Bro, bro, I'm ready. I'm ready, bro.
Chad, who's battered? Me or Muda?
Stop laughing when I bailed!
This was considered a good build in 2017, bro.
I would have gotten famous if I did this in 2017.
Alright bro, let's do this bro.
This is a big wager here.
It's my first ever Fortnite wager.
Mio, stick to only fans.
What do you mean stick to it?
I don't have only fans.
Like, like, bro, it's the bullshit like this.
How's a little bit of faith in the kid?
So what is TOS TOS what what's TOS?
What's TOS what TOS what?
What is TOS oh?
Wages oh
Dude wages are TOS, bro
What what do you mean?
Bro, wages are TOS, I think.
What?
Didn't we wage on Rainbow Six Siege a hundred different times?
Check.
Or wait.
Call them tokens.
Braving.
Wages are TOS, bro.
Since when?
Like, did we not?
All right.
So do you want to token me for a hundred gifts?
Bro, let's play for five gifts in, bro.
Five tokens.
Yes, it's for 5 tokens bro, it's for 5 tokens.
Well no, it's not a wager, it's just, if one of us loses we'll see what happens when they end up doing.
Yes, yes, it's 5 virtual tokens bro.
Oh, you know what I mean dude, you know what, listen, I have a better idea bro.
We should, we should, whoever loses have sex with the other one.
So the guy that wins has to get spots? No!
No, no, the one that wins gets to do the fucking. The guy that loses gets fucked.
Well, that doesn't even sound fair at all.
It was just an idea, bro. You don't have to completely shut the idea down. It's an idea.
Alright, I guess we could one-to-one for five tokens.
I'm the fucking GOAT, bro!
So, bro, are you confident with your duo?
Bro, yes, bro, don't even show up to the event, we're gonna win, I'm telling you, we're gonna win.
Don't show up to the event, dude, please.
Bro, do you know who I have? I have the top rated IGL-er, the best IGL-er in the world.
Dude, okay, let me explain, bro.
him being the best rated IGL would matter if he had a professional
fragger in his team but he has you bro yeah do you not know okay fair fair
fair fair holy shit are you ready to play my game
my game. Yes, yes, yes, by me. Or can I join? You're in? Come into the freebo. I can't,
I think it's a too many, too many party members. Can you see me? Yeah, I see, I see, yeah. Where?
No, no, like it's single like the like the game mode you're in is for only single players
Oh, it's a sold-on map chat. What's one's a 1v1 one? Which one's a 1v1 one?
Guys I just dropped water all over my fucking setup bro. What the fuck man?
Search 1v1
Mm-hmm, so bro, like be honest how confident are you winning this up?
Well, I'm trying to get broke with me in there, of course with me in there
How how confident are you bro?
Bro buddy, um
Very confident like bro. I have the best teammate bro. I have the best team
Yeah, you have the best teammate, but like bro. I like the last time we played together
You were just fucking spectating me the entire fucking game
And you're a fucking controller, bro
Like oh now you're distant controller players. Well, maybe you should have a word with reed when you meet him there at the program
Bro, you're gonna this controller players, but how about you have a word with reed buddy? Who's reed is reed good?
Yes, one of the best controller players man. Yeah, well one of the best
Controller players. Yeah, he has winnings dipshit. Oh
Why is this a pool what is this what is BHE?
Okay, listen whoa super speed chat whoa super speed whoa
Okay, well we should use guns that are good then they're gonna be in the tournament of
the program
Yeah, what's gonna be in the tournament? Yeah, I think it's um, what the fuck are half these fucking guns, bro
Just maybe
You're gonna be the one that say
Sentinel phone
Okay
Not the enhanced right? Oh, no
But not the enhanced one right I don't know
Chases it hands. Oh, they're saying yes
No, no, it's not enhanced is it
It doesn't matter the same. It doesn't matter. Come on. Okay. Okay. Oh wait
Did you get a fucking AR?
No.
Just get AR.
No heals.
No heals.
What AR did you get?
Hollow twister.
Hollow twister.
Come on.
Come on.
Ready?
Hollow twister.
Yeah, yeah.
Give me a fucking second, bro.
Hollow twister.
Chat, where's the hollow twister?
Wait, they're saying get better AR.
And you probably grabbed like the most random AR.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Tactical assault rifle.
Okay, no heels. Yeah, come on. Oh my god, dude. I'm the chicken. Where do we start at?
Just run. Oh my god. This is the legendary one be one spot. Okay. Oh, none of that fucking
Ah, that fucking...
Are we going right now?
Fucking cheater.
Oh my god!
I
Wait, you're actually good
Yeah
WHAT THE FUCKING HEADSTAR!
WHAT THE FUCK!
HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
What do I SO KNOW!
Oh
Okay, three zero three zero three zero ready
Motherfuckers getting the biggest head start in the fight
Come on come on jump over
Chio Chio. No, I played get up. I got come on. What the fuck? I didn't see you edit on my speed. I swear to God
What was I doing there? Oh my god.
Yo, you're literally blocking me off with these edits!
Hold on.
Bro, I gotta stop spraying once he pulls out his shotty.
Chad, once he pulls out- Okay, for one, for one, for one, for one.
Why are you in the head?
No!
We won that!
Chad, I hit him in the head!
I swear to God I did!
Dude, shoot your fucking gun, bro!
I know!
It comes to the registrations!
Oh, that's the person I've seen you use to fucking call in, huh?
490s about focusing when you need you know you need to shoot
I don't even look down bro.
Okay, five two five two five two five two five two.
You at it, you at it, you at it, you at it, you at it.
Damn.
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
Alright six two six two.
Bro, you're better than me, but I'm not that far off bro.
Go, go, go, go.
Oh, my ship was ready.
What the fuck?
It was blocked.
Bro, you're begging me by not that by that much, bro.
What do you mean the score is 6-2?
Yeah.
It wasn't even going hard on you bro.
Here, I'm gonna go fucking hard here.
Yeah, go hard!
Go hard!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Fuck!
Fuck!
In the rocks, I have better accuracies, man!
It's all a fucking player, not a player!
No, it's OP! Come on, come on!
He's like a Jonah Brown!
You're doing too much, you're doing too much!
No!
No!
I gotta get...
Okay, yeah, actually my boss yeah my boss yeah my boss
Okay, yeah, actually box me all right a three a three come on go
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright, come on, come on.
No!
Oh, no!
No!
No!
No!
You're so bad!
The store's ate!
What are you saying?
Dude, oh my god!
You're not good at all!
Ready?
They're getting fucking lucky!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I'm not doing fucking hard on you either!
I'm literally just...
All right!
Jai, I don't know how your friends say that!
I'm not going hard!
When you know they're trying their ass off!
Yeah, right, bro!
You know I gotta hit that.
No!
No!
No! You are ass! You are ass! You are ass!
Come on! Wait, let me take a sip of water. This is close.
Five tokens, bro. Five tokens on this.
Okay, 8-5, 8-5, 8-5, come on, Jack, come on, come on.
All right, all right, all right.
Bro, you literally know that I'm not even trying, right?
Do you want me to try?
Say, voila, you're not trying.
Voila.
Dude, it's because control decides good aim in close range, bro.
All right, ready, ready?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
of
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Good shot, good shot, okay.
Thank you bro, thank you, thank you.
Jack, did he plug it in? Did he plug it in?
Alright bro, are you serious?
What? What? What?
You get good right there.
What the fuck is this?
Bro, simple knighted problems, bro. It happens sometimes.
Okay, can we just call that a warm-up and do one more?
Yes, of course we can, bro.
Um, of course we can, bro.
Ah, come on, come on, ready?
Ready?
This game is fine in built planes.
I know, I know.
All right, ready?
Let's go.
All right, 0-0.
Yeah, I'm going to take it.
I'm going to up it up.
I'm going to up it up.
I'm going to up it up.
I'm going to up it up.
I'm not at this time.
Jesus Christ.
So ungodly of aim assist.
Ungodly of aim assist.
Ah!
1-0, 1-0, 1-0
I'm not gonna die easily anymore, okay?
Okay, no, I'm not-
AH! I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
I'm not even doing what you want, hold up, hold up, I'm ready.
No!
Bro, I just gotta not be missed that graffiti.
No fucking way bro, no.
No!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Bro!
Chats, I'm saying free player, please stop guys, I'm not going down the road.
Yeah, like I don't even fucking know, my game just flies, so...
No, I'm letting you do what you want!
YAAAGH!
Come on, come on, ready?
What the fuck?
As soon as I let off the paddle, he just takes over.
Oh, no, no.
You are so low!
You are so low!
Oh my god!
He's better than me but not by like crazy amount.
But he is better than me.
Okay, the fact that you're not getting hit is insane.
My god
Come on, come on, come on, ready, go
Flossing a fish?
Oh my god, the clock!
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Wow
Okay, where's the school 80
Mehanian, Mehanian said he's good but he's not that good.
Hello?
Come on go go go go go
That's one of the tea hot kills out
I
Baby, I don't understand it
Yo, what the fuck? Why'd my check tell me it's cheaters, bro? Yo, do you want to do uh, do you want to do a relay?
Um, it's what we're doing. My heart can't take this damage
In a way, I feel can't stand it. Oh, baby. I don't understand it
Bro, I'm so bad, bro. No, boy. You're not bad boy. You're not bad bro chill bro chill
21 to 5 it's time to hang it up, bro
No, although no, but you have a good chance of winning this tournament bro chill
Oh chill you're gonna be playing with the best
Fortnight pro player right now second best pro player bro, and you're legit the main character, bro
Like it's inevitable you might win bro
I
See you on the other side. No, no, I respond
Bro you win bro you win the five tokens man. No, no keep the five
Bro keep the five tokens. Do you want to do a do you want to do the mode that we're doing on the on the day?
Do you want to play like the actual game mode you want to warm up for the actual
Bro, I want to get an actual pro coach, bro, not you.
Well, dude, I am a pro coach.
What are you saying?
Dude, a pro coach would not die to me five times, man.
Yeah, that's true.
Ah, true.
True.
True.
Hey, bro, if it makes you feel any better,
bro, you only got to work on your aim, your building,
your mechanics, your decision making, your editing.
Jenny with the five tokens, man.
Thank you, bro.
So you just named everything you literally just named every single element of my game basically are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Are you actually fucking kidding me, bro? It's not that bad, bro. It's not that bad, you know
It's again, you just have to work on literally everything, but hey at least you have six days a lot of time bro a lot of time
Try to get Don test the coach on this one
Hello, am I butted?
Bro, Don't Test doesn't even know how to roll in a ball, bro.
He doesn't know how to roll in a friggin ball.
Yo bro, how's the league been treating you?
Are you still gold?
Yes, but I'm gold three right now, bro.
Wait.
I'm gold three.
I'm almost flattened, I'm actually.
Gold three.
Gold three.
I went 18 and three last night on Master Yi.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I think jungling is the hardest role.
I got auto-filled yesterday playing League jungler
and I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, bro.
I didn't know what the fuck I was doing on night game,
bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Well, bro, yeah, because when you're jungling,
you have to deal with four little toddlers
on your team crying in their ear about everything.
The thing is, I never see my jungler gank though.
He just sits there and farms minions.
Like, is that what the jungler is doing?
That's what you're supposed to do, yeah.
You're like, bro, you're only supposed to jungle when it's actually good.
Like, you're supposed to gank when it's actually good.
But the thing is, people cry for ganks, and it's never actually a good gank.
What?
What do you mean?
Did you just tell it the most fucking, like, useless jungler, though?
Then what is a jungler good for, then?
He doesn't fucking gank mid.
Well, mid's like the hardest lane to gank, bro.
Yeah, mid is fucked.
Bro, because there's all those bushes and shit, bro.
But so do you only know how to play a warwick in master you?
What's that shit? No, what's that bullshit, bro?
What I don't know a master is literally limit key and everybody knows he's little Mickey, bro
Like I'm not gonna lie master. He's limit key bro
Like I feel like my grandma and Levin on can fucking jump a pencil kill on fucking a master you like I don't know
So play Master Yi and do a stream where you play Master Yi and you can't end it until you get a patch of kill.
Yeah, I went 0-1-12 on Master Yi.
Oh, great. Very lamicky. Very lamicky, bro.
Yeah, it was a 0-1-12, but yeah, it was my first time jungling, though, so...
Bro, to put it to you this way, bro, if it was my first time in a lane, I would probably go 0-1-12, you know?
Like, hey, bro, keep your head up out there, kid.
Thank you bro. The thing is, I only still know how to play Yone, you have 3 different characters up your sleeve, I only know how to play Yone.
Bro learn Yasuo bro, learn Yasuo.
Yeah I did bro, someone banned my Yone, I walked in Yasuo and went literally 0-23, I swear to god, I almost got banned for that game.
Bro we could rip like a game or two oblique if you want.
Yeah, I
Would creep in my pants if we could do that bro that game is so addicting you know
I haven't played a game off-stream and like
Think of legends is
Probably the most addicted I've been to a game since I found seeds bro. I swear to God. I agree bro
I agree I agree
There's just so much to learn bro. I actually get happy. I get happy for the game. Oh by the way
Don't ever do league after 10 p.m. Don't ever do that well
I told someone y'all can I mid lane he told me to kill myself and then I should get off the game and on install
I asked for mid lane cuz I was top lane bro. What's the fuck bro?
I got kill myself. I literally dude. I'm gonna be playing you this morning and when 18 and 3 bro
Like I'm the truth
Bro, we should play me, you, and then have Dottas coach us.
Oh, I'm down.
Drop, drop, drop.
Drop Sandy Sheets.
I'm down, bro.
Let's get a reload win real quick now.
Come on.
Dude, I'm kind of excited to show you my golden league, bro.
Like, you're going to be amazed, bro.
Alright, chill.
I don't lose my lane to anyone.
Got him.
I'm not going to get it.
One more me.
Oh, I have one more, one more, one more.
Oh, shit!
Nice one, good shit!
Bro, good shit!
Did it spray?
Yes, it sprays bro, it sprays.
Lots of fucking, lots of fucking stuff.
Give me a minute, give me a minute, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh, really hot.
Yo, none of that vacuum shit this game, by the way.
None of that vacuum shit, alright?
Alright, I got you, bro, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's good to win.
If I kill someone with an adult star, bro, that shit's mine.
Got you okay, okay?
Not gonna steal none of your shit, bro. Okay, what the fuck?
That kid on me that kid on me
The gold fucking death for all my bull
Oh my god, you gotta go to sorry. Yes, bro. Yes
Can I see it never seen this before yeah, bro look at this look at this ball. It's like a yes a yes on it a yes on it
Boy look how sick that is
All right, let me have a back real quick. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what the fuck?
Really it you just anyone to do that shit
Wait, I was lagging. What do you say I said you just anyone to do that shit get that shit back
Yo, yo, I swear to God you don't you fucking damn serious. Yeah, oh
You can't it can't drown no this shit's not season one anymore, bro
Dude, what the fuck you're an asshole, bro. What the fuck?
Bro chill, we're gonna win. We're gonna win. Just chill
Muda, but low key you're the better player. Maybe I should get the worst weapons
some more than you are bro do you think I'll ever pass you a leak again I don't
know bro right now I'm gonna go back soon bro I'm kind of dominating silver
I'm legit but me too boys the thing is I feel like league is like 90% where the
fuck is this chest I feel like league is like 90% brain bro yeah it is mechanics
don't really like mechanics matter but not as much as your brain mechanics
definitely matter but not as much as your brain bro your brain matters I'm
good I'm good I have a gatekeeper
I want to get like a good shotgun now.
That's the best one of the problem.
Can't ask Santa's if he wants to coach.
Have you ever been to Texas before?
No, no, I went one time.
I went to Houston.
Where are we going right now?
Is Pro-Am in Texas?
I think Pro-Am is in Dallas, not in Houston.
I've never been to Dallas.
Texas is huge.
Is it Dallas the same shit, is it Dallas the same thing?
Chad, might I get for shield keg or no?
Yo, I have a shield keg for us, come here.
So what's the best city in Texas? Is it Austin?
Chad, my guy? Wait, yup.
My arm is gone. Bro, do you see this?
Look, no, no, you got two arms for me.
I think it's just a glitch, I see it.
Chad, my fucking arm is gone!
What the fuck
Why the fuck is my arm gone?
Yeah, I was thinking about it the other day, bro.
I think like the best thing on earth is like playing video games, bro.
True, bro.
Bro, do you know the best thing about video games, bro?
It's when you play them, you can just like forget about literally everything else.
I'm aiming.
Oh, what the fuck?
Dead.
Flat him?
Yeah, yeah.
Claring? Yeah yeah.
That was not something I...
Not once.
Nice, Mooda. Good shit, though.
do we need like any pizza party or like what do we need like yeah pizza gives us
meds I have three meds I have three meds
nah bro I bet I stink I'm gonna pass you a leak someday
Dude, I mean I'm not that warm, but get it remember bro, I'm just as addicted as you are bro, I'm legit not getting off that game.
Yeah, dude, when I get on League at one in the morning I see you on half the time, but I'm not even streaming.
I'm not playing your stream.
Actually, bad.
Do you see me online too on your principle?
Yeah, I only play every morning and every night.
Literally, I'm gonna probably play time after a USA game.
There's a big pop for you if you need it.
Yeah, bro, League is fun to play man.
Man, I'm not gonna lie. It's very fun. I like it bro. Yeah, great game
You're not a true competitive gamer if you don't at least play league once bro
Promise game a challenger
Yeah, I'll get challenger bro. Me too bruh. I think my tennis it believes me though
It's probably gonna take me like two or three years, but I get challenger
Yeah
That's on me guys on me
Yo, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I want that to go to the bro we have to win but actually want to lock into it.
Like I want to lock in bro.
Yeah, I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.
What the fuck?
You good?
I hit him like twice on the tree on me on the tree.
I mean
I mean
Oh, what the
What's happening bro?
I need a
I need a
I need a
Oh, they double beam to me bro
Move to stay alive
Move to
Don't die
Don't die
Don't die
Don't die
Don't die
I'm not gonna die. I'm not gonna die.
Okay, I'm back in six seconds. Oh, I forgot about this mode. Did they support it?
This is what we're playing the tournament by the way. I don't know if you knew. Yeah, no, I know.
I just fly here though. I'm not alive.
On me, on me, on me.
How did your loot get distributed because I feel like sometimes I spawn in with just a pistol
but then sometimes I spawn in with like shield.
God, that's loud.
Okay, how does it get distributed?
Is it on the wrong ear or are you good?
Um, the later you spawn the better loot you get, got it.
got it okay that actually makes sense thank you thank you
I'm getting I'm getting being I'm getting being but I'm getting being
I don't know Matt what
fuck Moody you got this nice
God shit Moody
God shit
Dude, just one end, one end, one end.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
There's a lot of loot on me, there's a lot of loot on me.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Got all this.
Yeah, we'll make the biggest fucking hole in the world
until we just get fucking snipe all over at it.
What the fuck?
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
I got it, I got it.
Are we good, are you good?
Bro, I think that's everything.
Yeah, I think I'm good.
Got it.
Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.
Dude, you gotta let me know earlier, man!
Ah, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Ah, fuck, where was he shot from?
Like one
What
Are you good to help me help yeah, I'm gonna go go go
Go to you
I'm even
Who would be...
They're not shooting chat, they're not shooting... what?
Wait reload is kinda fun, you're always on the action.
Oh yeah, it is, it is, it is, I like to tell it's more...
Do you need mini-journeything or heals?
Find the rock, move up, find the rock!
I need med kit, med kit.
Oh my god, I see, I see, I see.
Knocked one, knocked one.
Nice.
Nice.
One's behind the tree.
One's putting out, one's putting out.
I died.
I just died, I just died, I just died.
Oh my god, what?
Get med kits, get med kits.
Come come come come come come come come, med, med, med.
What the fuck?
Where's it, where's it?
Where's the- Where's the- Where's the- Where's the-
Give me yet!
I don't have the kit!
I'm full! Oh, I got Siphon!
Wait, this mode is peak!
Nice, Gouda.
Will you get help when you kill somebody?
Where are they? Do you see them?
They're not that good. They're not really builders. I believe they're behind a tree
And maybe in those belt maybe those bills
Now they're not
No for a hit one hit one
There we go!
First game on, we're doing this!
Oh my god, first game on!
There we go!
Moot out!
How much kills did you get?
How much kills did you get?
I think like a lot. How do you check?
Well, I feel you. Let me see.
Um, how do I check?
Oh, match that.
I got 15 kills.
What did you get?
15 kills. What did you get?
Hello?
11, 11, 11, 11.
Yo, we like killed the whole fucking lobby, bro.
Yo, maybe one more. He killed the whole fucking lobby.
Dude, alright. That, bro. You wanna do one more and then get on League or do you wanna get on League now?
Chase, Dante's ready or should we do one more? One more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
No, he's watching. He's watching. He's ready, he's ready.
Bro, let's get him in the league, bro. Lock in, bro. I'm not losing.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down. Yo, none of that, man!
Yo, none of that minion cannon stealing shit, though. I'm serious. Fuck that shit.
Bro, I got you.
Okay. I'm down, man. I'm down to play, I'm down to play.
Dude, I could play like one or two games one or two games, and I'm gonna watch USA. I'm down. I'm down
I'm down. I'm down. You know when because I'm gold now, bro. Wait, can we even queue?
Yeah, all right. Watch the ego bro. Thank you
Watch the ego bro. We can keep
All right, great great great great
Chat lock in
Barilo's kind of fun, bro. You just kind of keep spawning
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I've got this. Yo, let's go guys. We're here to fully lock in
I thought that's like we're here to lock in bro.
Bro, Jinxie, did you tell everybody about what happened last night when you were playing League of Legends?
Uh, you could tell them, I mean I've already told them but you tell them in a better manner.
Guys, for the first time ever, Jinxie had his legitimate solo carry 1v9, where he dropped 18 kills, 3 deaths, got a pentakill, and carried an entire team of people with negative KDs.
It's like Jin see when I told you you're hitting challenge on the first year
That's the kind of shit. I was fucking talking about do you understand now? Yeah, I got you bro like dude
Let's go. Hey Muda. I need you to lock in if you lose your lane
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you in Dallas. I'm gonna see you in six days, bro
If you lose your lane, I will fucking end you
Okay, okay, okay, bro. Listen. I'm locked in bro. Yo, I'm
I don't want that gold here, bro.
I don't want that gold here.
No, Muda, I have a question for you.
Are you ready?
Yes, bro.
And, OK, make the question not about cheating,
me having a big fucking nose, am I scripting?
No, no, no, no, no.
OK, so this is my question.
How does it feel being in the presence of the great Jingxi
and having him allow you to play in his game?
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
Dude, it's a question! You can't answer a question with another question, bro!
How does it feel?
It feels nice, bro. Like, what the fuck do I want to say, bro?
Like, I mean, bro, the best goddamn jungler in the world!
Like, Luda, right now it's like you're on Team Argentina for the World Cup in Messi's prime, bro.
This is literally how his teammates felt. Do you understand?
Yeah, I understand, but y'all...
Bro, I'm messy bro. I'm messy. Okay. All right. Listen guys guys
I think you're forgetting the fact that I'm literally a higher-ranked jixie right now playing in higher lobbies. All right chill
Okay, wait wait wait wait a second. Uh, Jinxie. I would like you to see something. Are you ready?
It's the end discord send it. All right
So you see how Muda's flexing his rank a little bit, right talk to me, bro. Yes talk to me
Alright, there's something that you need to be made aware of, so.
Alright, here.
Okay.
Open this.
Oh, Dantez, I have a new permavan.
It's a moomoo for all the chuds out there.
Yeah, that's how.
Good, man.
Wait, who's a moomoo?
Who's a moomoo?
It's what Chodwig plays.
Yup.
Okay.
Wait, so now, Jinxy, you're showing me.
Tell us what you're showing me, bro.
Jinxy, Jinxy.
I want you to scroll down a little bit more.
Scroll down a little bit more.
A little bit more.
little bit more. I want you to look at Muda's loss and how many deaths he added in that game.
Okay, what are we looking at?
I've never even died 23 times. How did you do that?
Guys, that was one time. That was one time. That was one time.
But, but, Jensie, look at the game below that.
Yo, yo, Muda, save jungling for the big boys, bro.
Yo, yo, that was my first time jungling.
I GOT AUTOFILLED, DICKHEAD! THAT'S MY FIRST TIME!
THAT'S MY FIRST VCS!
GOD, I LOVE THIS GAME!
Okay, Jensie, do you wanna know the most fucked up thing about that game where Muda got auto-filled?
Talk to me.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, don't imagine going to fucking tell him fucking asshole.
And the game where Muda got out of felt, he came in my chat asking for help, and my response was I will not coach you because I want you to lose.
Then 20 minutes later, he was 1-5, I told him to answer Discord because I would help him, and then I told him, enjoy the minus 30 because you're not getting a B plus from A to some valor, and then I hung up.
If somebody give me fucking Satan, Dantez is fucking you, bro.
You are a fucking asshole, bro.
Well, no, but that's my coach, bro.
Yeah, my coach only coaches me, bro.
What the fuck is that, a Sightman, you know?
No, I just didn't help, bro.
It was the first time ever on fucking Jungle,
and I was on Master E. Like, bro, I needed some help, bro.
Yeah, but Muda, Muda, Muda, you know what it's like?
That's like you sit there, and like, you're, I don't know,
Like your your girlfriend's in the hospital or something and then you go over to your best friend's house and you ask him to sleep with his girlfriend instead
Like do you know fucked up that is true. He's right. He's right. Wait, wait, swap swap. They banned Ramis. We're gonna go you swap swap
swap
What the fuck they're gonna go you they're gonna go you it's okay. It's okay. We got it. No, it's not okay swap
Well, why why does banning Ramis instant because he plays ban Ramis brown?
wait really yes bro it's actually true it's actually true yes like if you're
gonna ban Rammus you're playing like Master Yi or Delzal
guys I have something to say uh if Lux is mid we unfortunately lost this game
I'm gonna keep the buck with y'all what you said you would not lose your lane you
have to win your lane I'm gonna see you in six days if you go one in ten I will
I'll beat the fuck out of you!
Win your lane, Muda!
You know, like one of my pig laners, bro.
I can actually get my hands on you, bro.
Do you understand that?
Oh my god!
Okay, okay, what the fuck?
Like, I can get my hands on your ass, boy.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Win your lane, bro.
Muda, can you have fucking confidence for once, bro?
Every time we play with you, I sweat the same shit.
Oh guys, I have a hard matchup. I'm gonna lose
We won this game 21 to 0 I'm not dying once this game
But we're going to go out and we're not that great bro also mood. I mean mind you this bro your goal three
I'm silver three, so you're actually gonna be at a high silver lobby. There's no reason why a silver to
No, no, no, should bend you over a table.
All right, you're gonna be in my lobbies, bro.
Wait down, is that how it works?
Are you ready?
Oh, we're about to find out.
I genuinely don't know what we're gonna see.
Bro, I thought it was going to stop.
What were the golden plots?
Bro, no one's potting this game.
Oh, wait, what's the, what's the, oh, is that silver?
Yeah, it's silver.
Like, you guys are good.
Okay.
I'm the lowest rank in the lobby.
Okay, listen, listen, listen, mood up.
I'm gonna need to share your screen as well,
Because this game, this is how it's gonna work.
Muda, do you know how in chess there are pawns?
Motherfucker, if you think I'm gonna be a pawn for Jixi,
you could stop right fucking there, all right?
You could stop right fucking there.
Okay, so you're not gonna understand the kind of chats
why it, like-
Okay, well, bro, okay, so if that tells me to fucking
run it down mid so you can get a kill,
do I listen?
Yes or no?
Yes.
What?
Bro, I'm not doing this tag team bullshit, I guess.
Bro, what the-
Muda! Muda! Muda! Do you think that Messi's teammates ever told him,
Yo, if we tell you to pass the ball to Messi, we're not doing it.
No, bro. Sometimes you gotta love a pass.
You are playing with Jinxie, bro. Jinxie Master Yi.
It's literally like playing with Messi in his prime.
He's really like the prime LeBron of fucking silver and gold jungling.
Like you gotta fucking give him everything you can.
True. He's right yet again.
alright so no okay so listen up this is what we're gonna do okay guys I won't
listen to me I have both streams open right now
okay so listen we're playing for the folk here here I have both POVs on my
screen so we can work with them so Jin see you're folk hearing Muda you're just
gonna chill play your lane how you know to play it but you need to get priority
for the crab we need you to get priority on the crab you understand yes that's easy
dude they're talking to literally faker of gold right now bro all right I don't
need you to fucking you know I don't need this coaching shit from you bro all
right like I'm literally fucking fake her of this game okay well Muda faker would
be able to play mastery in a silver to lobby you weren't so let's fucking keep
it down a little bit yes bro please all right so now listen this what we're
gonna do share. Jynxy, you're playing for the full clear. Muda, you're playing for the
lane. This is good. Muda, for every death you have this game, you're gifting Jynxy 50
subs. So no, Jynxy, now what you're-
Yes, deal.
Yeah, because- no, because Muda, you said you're not dying a single time in this game,
so you gotta put your money where your mouth is.
He's right again. He's right again. You're done this. I do this now, bro, by the way.
I skip this, and then I come back.
No, no, no, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
So, okay, so Janksy, I know why your brother told you to do that, but I don't want you to do it.
And the reason why is because the problem with that is it makes it so that your folk clear takes longer,
but since your folk clear isn't already optimized, you're always going to get double crab no matter what
against any jungler that has already perfected their folk clear.
Because now look what's going to happen.
You're going to finish this red, bot crab is already going to spawn.
If the enemy jungler is on bot crab then they can just take it and go instantly into top crab,
So you're setting yourself up to lose the game by doing this, Susie.
Wait, what?
Look, look at the timer right now.
Botcrab is fun.
Imagine I'm knocked when I retake the botcrab.
Like, now the botcrab is gone.
I run straight top, now you're double crab.
So that's why I don't want you to do that.
What you're doing right now is cool,
but it's only viable on a certain few champions,
and it's only when you can already perfect your clear.
Because now, yes, in these lobbies,
sure there might be some players you can abuse,
but you need to be like,
You need to be rational enough to realize that yo, I want to play for consistency and consistency is just showing a straight top to bottom, okay?
Got it. Okay
All right, so now get your Kraken. Muda's coming out of base here. You can get prior Muda. After you jump in this way
Knocked mid, knocked mid. Muda locked in. Please God lock in. Okay, so guys everyone listen to me
Nocturne has 28 CS. 28 CS means that he took the top crab, right? Because of Folkler's 24
Because we know that Nocturne was running backbottom, it means that Nocturne is going to be repo clearing, okay?
So what we're going to do is we're going to do something crazy.
Jinxie, I want you to go-
Yes, listen.
No!
Jinxie!
LISTEN!
LISTEN!
I'M IN THE COUCH!
You're going to take the grump wolves, Mooder, you're going to get Pryo, and you guys are going to have two men invade the Raptors.
PUSH!
Don't stop this bullshit!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Trust the call!
Trust the call!
Bro, we got to win that.
Trust the call.
Please.
No.
You guys are in cons.
Trust the call.
Jyncey, after this, go enemy wrappers.
You're not shoving this way.
You're not going to lose.
Shut it.
Just shut the wave.
Jyncey, straight enemy wrappers.
Trust the call.
Trust the call.
I'm trusting you, bro.
I'm trusting you, man.
Because now you see how your wrappers are
spawning in Star Friends R2.
Namuda walks in enemy wrappers.
Just beeline straight there.
We got to do it.
We got to do it.
Let's see what it happens.
This is good.
This is good.
Okay, now, what this push, what this push, what this push and start hitting it.
Nice. Now you guys just sit here. Sit here and wait, sit here and wait.
Sit down, Jaycee.
No, no, you can do this.
Yeah.
And now, after you get this, go to Raptors.
So now that's a good end date.
Now, no, now you go Raptors.
I lost.
He's lost.
No, he lost nothing!
Go to Raptors!
Go to Muta!
If you lost two minions for a jungler to get a one-camp lead,
you better sit there and thank me for what an amazing call that was, bro.
That's worth.
That's tough.
We gotta kill, I love you.
I fucking love you.
Yeah!
Sit down guys!
Oh no!
I'm telling you, I'm down there, come on now!
No!
No!
We just saw Nocturne on vision!
He will probably be ganking mid.
Now listen up guys, listen up.
Jinxie, so what's happening now is you have a camp advantage on Nocturne.
So we're gonna abuse that.
So what I want you to do, is I want you to take your Krugs,
and then afterwards we can force this dragon.
Because we're gonna have our set- Oh, okay, well, now you don't have Smite anymore.
Okay, so that puts a wrench in things, but strong bots.
See? That's a free kill. Let's look for this now. This is good.
I'm going to smash Yone Gold Player in the world!
Like, this is good right now, guys. This is good.
Right now, right now I think-
I'm gonna get charmed.
No, no, go for this, go for this.
Listen, go for it. Go through the tri-brush though, through the tri-brush.
Okay, that's fine. Okay. Look all you got to his two bars. You just kill auto nice
I'll run away. Run away. This is good. Okay, so now Jinxie your entire top sides responding. What should you do?
There you go. No
Okay, so listen guys, but we need now Muda you're gonna call out when your next can wave is coming in when it is
Jinxie is gonna take the cannon. Do you understand?
fucking game right now I just want to win bro are you fucking demented bro okay wait listen listen
you never change this oh Jesus Christ bro why are we questioning the coach here guys like do
you guys think that LeBron ever questions his coach do you think Messi ever questions his coach
like you guys just have to trust in the process the coach bro messiest to go to that fucking team
Okay, so now you invade any rappers again now mood I get I got a bit of pile chair
so mood I this is a bad Invade for you to go for but you're still gonna do it
because you're the pawn so let's go push it in and then afterwards I think I
think you might already die but yeah okay now you're good just chase just
chase chase them in secue oh god okay no go for the oh wait he's in those oh god
nice no bad oh my god jingsy okay no jingsy that's fine no no i see i see i see
okay so listen listen listen guys listen up so the dragon is up nocturne was
asking topside what we're gonna do here is we're gonna look dragging out a base
okay so jinx you're gonna go dragging out a base into bot to top full clear do
You understand.
Dragging out of base spots, not full clear.
Yes sir!
Yes sir.
Wait, could Muda maybe help me when I get there or no?
Yeah, he's going to.
Wait, Muda, nice damage, kid.
Muda, nice damage, kid.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, so Muda, you're gonna shove out one more wave and then you're gonna go to the dragon.
So, GenC, straight dragon.
Wait, does that show?
No.
Gang first, gang first.
You could, you could.
But if I were you, what I would do is I would take the, yeah, you can go through the river here.
We have to back up further and go through the try.
I'm only running for drag, I shut my wave, I'm only running for drag.
No, no, no, no, he's going for the back end.
Back end does get better.
I'm gonna have to double kill.
I'm gonna have to double kill.
Hey James, you have to dodge the Q-Share.
You have to dodge the Lux.
Go, go, go.
Where'd he go?
I think he's in the other bush.
What just happened?
How?
Okay, it's fine.
Yeah, just go crabbing to, uh, crabbing to drag.
Yeah, I gotta finish my wave.
Alright, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Yeah, now come down. Now guys, Nocturne could be here, so fight this. Fight the crab. You want to fight on crab.
Don't fight on Galio because you're overexerting yourself here.
So...
So...
Okay, so, Jinx C. Jinx C. Why the fuck would you smite when you know you're gonna do the dragon? Why?
Because Nocturne's not gonna show. I got it. Don't worry.
Miho. Sorry. I know I shouldn't, but I'm sorry.
Let's go for a bot to top, okay, let's go sorry, sorry, sorry, it's okay. It's okay. Okay looking good
Okay, this is looking nice now remember we're gonna want to play bot to top here, okay
Let me tell you about my brother though
I'm listening. Oh, no, it's just a drake song. Oh
Okay, so now what you're gonna do let's go for a bot to top all right
We're gonna ignore bot here because even if they're in a gang of a position right now
We need XP you're on our side. I've got it. Yes. Vamo Vamo
Cuz it's like a mansion right now we gangbog and they have the bush for boarded right like we would literally just be wasting all of our time
It would not be worth it. Well, you're never you never bought
You never gank with all your campsite never
Sometimes no no no
Okay, that's okay. That's right here. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, James. It's okay
No, bro, I play for consistencies, bro. I'm not a part of your skits in Friday anymore, buddy
Listen, listen, listen fucking consistencies, bro. Joe. Yo, Doug's too. It's okay, bro. We got this. Okay
So now listen what we're gonna do shit. We're gonna look for the boys who are gonna look for the gromp now after this mood
Ah, you should look oh
You didn't have to either
Yeah, I was about help because the thing is that your snapback already bought you out of range
So now Jinxie, we're gonna want to look for the Teemo, okay, but we're gonna want to we could gang through the river here
Okay, oh
No, I'm missing yes right now
Okay, so yeah now walk up now walk up and go from our now are now are now are now are now join him
You getting
Yeah, don't move don't move don't move do not move do not move do not move
Okay, now in Suricol in Suricol if you move you could die
Okay, so that was good that was good so now get your red get the red red boots get the red boots get the red
Boots get the red boots and now let's walk but
But okay now drum box
So there might be a chance that we could get a Lux kill here, okay?
If not, you're going botcrab.
Muda, shove this wave, go botcrab with Jhinxy. He needs you on this.
Yeah, Muda, I'm huge and you're huge. We have to play together, bro.
Deadass. We have to play together. We're huge, bro. We're huge, baby.
Hey, so, Muda, in the future, if I ever tell you to go for a play,
do not waste your E like that, because what you would want to do instead
is you walk towards crab, and then, if not, you have all your abilities up.
So now, what I want you to do is, Muda, walk into his blue, ward his blue.
Fuckin' this bo-
Wait, I'm missing waves though, I'm missing waves-
YOU'RE NOT MISSING SHIT!
YOU'RE MISSING NOTHING!
I don't have board up, I don't have board up, I'm going back to my fucking dead camp, man.
Someone's getting off of-
Jigsay, you good? Are you good, Jigsay?
Yeah, he's good, so now-
Go box the box.
I'll cut his fucking head off of the old to me.
I'll slice his fucking head off of the old to me.
He knows not to want me.
My blade is yours!
My blade is yours!
Jinksy, Jinksy, we got a jump bar, we got a jump bar.
What's happening? Bar it now. Tell me what's happening, bro.
Nothing's happening, nothing's happening.
campsite there you go good see so you're playing for consistency there you go
nice that's why I like to take you to it daddy wants to gang bro fucking goddamn
right he does so now we're playing on the Raptors and I'm gonna look on the top
side okay wait I can kill this Timo again I'm not even kidding no get your
camps well I'm running to my camps I'm killing Timo bro no he could run away if
If he runs away, you're wasting time.
One, two, okay, okay, okay, all right!
You sit here and you say you wanna play for your camps,
and then you're going to do a bad day!
Yeah, three or four gold is worth it.
Yo, yo, you're a fucking dog!
Alter, Alter!
And now I'm gonna walk in and pin kill them!
Motherfucker!
Smite him!
I'm not in range!
Smite!
I'm not in range!
Where are my sons and if I would have ignored you, I would have killed him!
You god-shit fucking player!
How the fuck was I supposed to know?
Nobody understand, cause it's silver, that's how!
He's gonna overstay, he's a fucking silver!
He's gold for bro!
He didn't block the risking waste of five seconds for a potential kill!
I CAN'T FUCKING THINK WITH BOTH OF YOU IN MY EAR!
Please.
Muda, if you're gonna lose your-
There's two people in my fucking lane.
The one rule I'm playing with me is if you're gonna lose your lane, do it in silence, please, bro.
I don't want to hear about you losing your fucking lane.
Yo, guys-
You put in my fucking lane.
Guys, can I just say it?
Guys, Muda's screaming is genuinely hurting my ears.
Muda, can you please tone down the yelling, though?
We're trying to have civilized discussions.
Understood, understood, sir.
Okay, so now-
You fucking retard.
Jinxie, what I want you to do is you're gonna play on the red then you're gonna look on the crab.
Muda out of base, you go straight mid into crab.
Why don't I tell him to fucking mid and suck my fucking dick?
I'm not gonna give him a fucking word because I'm your shitty fucking dog.
DIP SHIT! THEY'RE ON DRAG!
Jinxie, get the red and then go for this.
Muda pushes in and then go to dragon now, or else you guys do zip for no reason.
OH NO! When you're Q is on you auto Muda!
Now go to drag fast!
it's gonna collapse, collapse, collapse, collapse.
Okay, we're gonna look for a teamfight here.
Lock up.
Ah, okay.
This could be good, Jinx. You going, going, going.
Let's go.
Keep chasing, keep chasing.
Okay.
Jinx, when you lock up here, check where his gromp is.
Where his gromp is.
It's in my belly.
No, no, no, no, no. Drag it to your left.
Drag it to your left so that if they clop on you out of the bush,
they don't kill you.
Nice.
And then after this we're gonna take his gromp, okay? Get his gromp.
That was good, dude.
I like it.
You're gonna put a nice R, Ken.
Yeah, that was a good one.
That was a good one.
I was fucking R, Ken.
Now Jinx here, you're gonna die bot.
You're gonna die bot. Now. Now. Now.
Okay, now mine, this doesn't work.
Mine seems bad.
Go, uh, yeah, go bot to the top. Bot to the top is okay.
Bot to the top.
Okay, guys, listen.
We're gonna have to play for the hell.
If we don't start getting some objectives,
this game is gonna be a rough one. Do you understand?
I didn't run I got feared guys I got here which honestly you're getting here to kind
of save my life Loki hey listen up listen up guys we need to get this helps and so
Jhin so I'm going to Herald already no not yet wait for me bro wait for your jungler
what the fuck was that I don't solo go Herald are you bruhs wait no like you actually got
apologize now like that that's just having a real apology
so i'm ready for the call whenever bro i'm taking the like i'm ready i'm ready bro i'm ready
yeah i'm gonna do my camps bro i don't care about anything anyone says to me besides my camps
i don't give a fuck there you go good mentality so i'll do the herald when i'm ready bro
so now muda you have time to take one more wave and then you can go to the herald
so we're gonna want to sink these timers together
Let's rest. Let's rest.
Who the hell? In about three seconds. Now.
Alright, now look for it.
Varsal's not alive! Go to hell! Go to hell!
T-Mots here.
There's three of us, all four, all five!
This could be bad. This could be bad.
Yeah, we might have to run here.
This is bad. This is bad.
Just give this, give this, give this. I left, I left, I left, I left.
Yeah, okay, we got back off.
So now Jinx here, you're gonna have to pound and reset.
You're gonna get your pickaxe and then you're gonna watch straight bot.
Now we're gonna start doing some ultsy.
They're jungling, it's a fucking jungle there.
It's a fucking jungle there.
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
I'm 3-1. You're a piece of fucking shit, bro.
I should have known to never play with you again.
A jungle diff! I'm the reason!
We're in the game! You dumb fuck!
Hey, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What the fuck, bro?
Okay, GenC.
We're in a psycho! Our damage is on 4!
Yo, why is it always the top mid? It is the top mid, you're right.
jingzy jingzy you got it like a run out of base and say that though so now listen
we're talking about waiting for a big act but not enough time
no no no no go for it go for an ult
i mean you could but if he blinds you it's fucked
no i'm going after him go after him go after him
hey jingzy do not use your archer no no go back go back back yeah now good
now you can use your archer ones into you
oh no easy kill easy kill easy kill this game is over man wait hold on there
might still be an angle there might still be an angle we're gonna be okay so
listen this we're gonna need now okay this we're gonna need what I had to take
can I dodge his blind or is it just auto kids me every time no it's it's
point-and-click it's here like your cue so listen that's what we're gonna want
to do now okay guys a minute and 20 seconds on the dragon somebody should beat
the fuck out of you I mean what a cringy fucking character blinding really with
poison little you should get the shit beat out of you for playing this I
mean I'm just sitting in my mushrooms like this shit is so jing see listen
what we're gonna do here is we're gonna play for tops about folk here that I'm
we're gonna try to look on the dragon okay also I'm not bullshitting it might
be better for you to ban Timo over banning a mumu not even kidding no bro they
play dude I'm telling you I played a mumu three times in a row okay so now
listen listen what we're gonna do what you're gonna reset you're gonna walk
back mid after you walk mid we're gonna look on the dragon okay
I just can't do anything.
Can I just dive the team?
Oh, no, no, no.
Well, the thing is, you could try now.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Because you saw how it said you're.
Oh, OK.
He's in this.
Yeah, now you got to run.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You run, run, survive.
So the thing is, oh, no, you got to run further.
65!
I'm on 1HP.
0.1HP.
What's up, boss?
OK, guys, listen.
If we're going to win this one, we've got to play it
Okay, so listen up. That's what we're gonna do
Mooda try to look for big ults here. You can look for big ults here. Look for big ults!
Yeah, I can't dude. I'm just getting tormented by everyone on the team bro. Okay
All right, it's listen listen
I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a rough one but listen our garrus is a piece of shit
So we're gonna have to poke through okay, what we're gonna do Jynxy when you respawn your bot side is probably clear
So I wanted to go straight to the top crab, all right
How in the fuck does this dad...
Jinx, he straight to top crab into topside and bait on Nocturne, alright?
Bro, they're winning because our top laner stole the game, bro.
But it's not over yet, guys. It's not over yet. We can still lock it in. Don't worry.
Which literally happens in every game of League. It's just whoever's top laner goes 0-8.
Okay. So now, Jinx, I wanted to...
He's tanking me, bro.
Wait, just take this. Take this. You can smite it.
Oh my God. I'm gonna die. I mean, guys, I don't know, bro.
Oh, bro, like, for a contest, like, I don't think that's the play, bro.
I'm just dead.
Okay, so the thing is that whenever Timo blinds you, if you ever auto-attack him, the auto is never registered, so right?
So in the future, what you want to do is when he blinds you, you just run away.
Because the only way that Timo can catch up to you is if you step on one of his mushrooms and you get slowed.
But since you're slow immune when you ult, you can just run away, okay?
Now, the game is going to be hard, don't get me wrong, because you can never kill the Teemo in Sidelane, so, Muda, this game is actually going to be on you, to Sidelane vs Teemo, do you understand me?
I'm going to kill him, I know, I'm going to kill people or not.
Why'd you tell me that? Absolutely killed me, bro!
Because the thing is, it's like, it's like you got to, like, learn, and then afterwards you learn the concept, right?
Because now it's going to stick with you forever.
okay just you can run off now you run off now you run off because your team is
selling so like there for example we want it we can look for the lock skill but
then when our entire team backs off and then we see nocturn is there too then
we have to just back off does that make sense yeah he has relatively low CDR
everyone invades nocturn's bot side, invades bot side
if I'm pushing bot, pushing bot, pushing bot, pushing bot
yeah bot push is good here
yeah I'm pushing bot
we need to get more towers but we need to put more pressure
it just feels like a tough one man
It is but it's all non-manable. So now I want Jinxy. I wanted to sit in this bush next to Gromp
Sit in the bush next to Gromp. Sit in the one next to Gromp next to Gromp
Because right now Mood is pushing bot. So if someone comes bot then you and Mood can just kill them. Just stay here and wait
Always keep being on the turret
No, no, no, no, no, because if that's gala you can kill him. If that's gala you can not kill him
So now Jinxy you're just gonna wait you're gonna wait you're gonna wait
You're gonna wait a bit
Okay, now mood up. I wanted to just shove the wave in and then just hit the turret
You need to just get the church here so you guys can die jinx you walk up and hit the turn out walk up and hit the
Turret both you guys here. Oh, yeah, get him get him get him tonight. Go on him. So mood up a movie mood of ours
mood of ours mood of ours
Nice good. Okay. See if you look for a gato to so now we want this only push the wave in and then you're gonna look on the turret
We'd watch the box. Yes. This is good. Can I kill her?
go down now now now go in all time the water all time the locks all time the
locks you flash you flash you flash okay now you guys back up now you guys
back up now you guys back up my god that's not bad that's not bad that you're
getting flashed back up what do you think I'm doing
dipshit okay there was there nobody nobody but you saw the way back I
I need a back, I need a back, I need a back
Oh my fucking God!
Not bad, good bait, run away, no Jinzy
Just care, clubs, care, clubs, actually no don't care clubs, just run all the way back to base
Cause if you walk up here and they're here then you just like, now you know your wrappers are secure so you could maybe go for your wrappers if you want to
He's dead, he can't do this
Okay, you can walk
No, no, no, Baskov's coming. He's out of mana. He has no mana. You can do this.
Hold W, hold W, hold it. Good. Now try to Q on her, Q on her, Q on her.
Okay? Wait you're far, wait you're far.
No, she wasn't. She got so by smoldering. Hit one in.
Okay, look for the... oh god. Hold W.
Oh my...
Get the alti, get the alti, get the alti.
That's an action disgusting.
Am I dead?
No, no, you're dead.
God, what a disgusting character.
Now we just played up, there's no shroom.
Nice, get the boogaloo grump, this looks okay here.
Well, if we get a close-
Yo, guys, dragon 35 seconds, we push ball.
No, you give dragon.
No, you give dragon.
Muda, you go top here.
Muda, wait, you do here?
Exactly, yes.
So what you do here is, no, Jinx invade their top side.
So, Jinx invade their top side and actually push top.
If Muda's not here, you take his wave.
Take the wave.
Muda! Top! Muda! Top!
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Muda, listen, just think logically. If Dragon is coming up, where should the enemy team be?
Yeah, they're going to be dragged.
Exactly, so Jynxie, keep pushing top, now you take this turret.
Muda's going to meet you, chef.
Yeah, coming, coming, coming.
Keep pushing.
No one was at drag though, it was just Galio.
No, it's Galio starting it. Look who else is there now.
there now.
Team will be logs.
Oh, good call.
Good call.
Good call.
Coach.
So now push this out and then I'll push.
Push, push, push.
You can win this game.
One, one, one, one.
You can win this game.
One, one, one.
Push it.
No, I hit the turret.
Hit the turret.
Oh, guys.
Did you guys hurt?
No.
No, I don't think you can.
I think you would lose if you tried.
Okay, so now back off, get the top crab.
See if you can get the top crab.
Top crab, top crab.
No, top crab.
Oh, okay.
I want to kill this guy.
I have 2300 gold.
Are you sure?
Uh, yeah.
Uh, yes, keep going for it, I'll tell you if you should back off, because Nocturne's walking towards me, you should be able to sneak this before he gets here.
Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda, walk to Jinx, walk to Jinx, actually.
No, uh, okay, invade his hop side, invade his hop side, invade his hop side, invade his hop side, hit this portal, and invade his hop side.
This is passive.
An ally has been slain.
Bro, that's his passive, how do I never know that?
Yeah, if he's done, so then goes in this. So now Jynxy, get the Krogs too and then you're gonna recall.
Like, yes you could reset right now, but I mean, you won't be able to do much in the first place.
Okay, you got this, and then after you recall.
So, Jynxy, you're almost able to port your Lord Dominix for guards, okay? So it's looking good.
Just right-click it by both components.
Yep. Now walk up. I would like you to look on and kill bot. It's gonna be a bit of a limit test, but you could double kill both if you just dodge the Lux key.
If you dodge the Lux key, you double kill both. I want you to go for this. Go. Go.
She pre-fired it. I mean, Jesus Christ.
Yes, okay. Take the wave. Take the wave and then after it, we're gonna see if we can look on our last West play.
No jinx, you walk towards top. Now you walk towards top. Because if the enemy bot is backing off, it's 5v3 here.
It's 5v3? Maybe we can look for something. Maybe we can look for something.
Okay, look towards mid. Look towards mid now. Look towards mid.
You don't want to walk out too far. You can never chase the team. Oh, he's too fast.
So, Jinx, take this. How much gold are you missing for Lord Domstown?
Literally, like, 300 more. 300 more.
Okay, so take the next wave, then. Take the next wave. Let's play for the second.
Yo, Muto, we can win, bro. Just walk in, alright?
I know, I know, I know, I know, I'm shoving bottom, shoving bottom, shoving bottom right now.
Anybody know, uh, Dotton? Where do you think they are right now on the map?
Uh, right now they're prior to reset. They're gonna be prior to setting up baron.
So you should be safe to put push bot.
We have to give this baron here.
Jesus, what do you think about our fucking assholes, bro?
Well we have to, bro, we have to. This game is a literal 4v5.
Okay, Namu, the backup don't limit sester too much.
Jinkse I want you to look bot on Teemo.
I
Know back up back up look to your crugs to your crugs to your crugs
I want you to get your crugs your recall and then afterwards you get your Lord Dom's regards
Okay guys, this is looking okay, can I kill this fucker now?
Yeah, but wait in this bush wait in this bush wait in this bush in the bush right there in the bush right there in the
bush right there in the bush right there if you walk up you can kill him so
channeling your recall now so channeling it channeling recall no go now go now go
now go flash first yeah was yet he uh now you can't chase this one away
this champion is absolutely broken did he flash what did he do yeah he did he
flash away okay so jinx you're gonna have to run all the way back because
you're probably gonna end up dying here wait just just run just run try to run
through the river through the river through the river through the river through
the river. Go to the river and then in the tri-bush to your right. In the tri-bush to
your right and then recall right there. What a broken champion. Flash all still gets away.
I mean, Jesus Christ. Okay, so now get your board dons and then after
it we start going towards, alright. Is that a smite? What even is that? That's weird.
Walk back a bit further. Walk back further. Walk back further. No, she saw his vision
of you here yeah she's so so walk okay I wanted to sit right here right here next
to the both right here next to the both right here next like on the right of the
both on the right of the both just like cover right down and start channeling
recall if she walks into you can then secure on her and kill her
Oh my god, what the fuck.
Muda, are you eating?
No, I have to dumb it.
They're eating in a league match bro.
Oh my fuck.
Look at that!
It's just dumb, it's dumb, retard, it's dumb.
Okay, look guys, look top.
The two of you guys can kill Timo top.
You guys can kill Timo top.
Muda, block top, Muda top.
Jinxy, don't walk up too far.
Jinxy, remember, you're a master, you never want to engage.
You let Muda engage.
he engage this game okay hey now jinx you walk up jinx you walk up jinx you
walk up look look you but you want to play around muda so you walk where
muda is you walk where muda is okay
hey now back up back up back up back up because you want to play around them in
a way that you can get them safely like this isn't that safe
go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go this is good this is good
yeah not bad not bad okay listen go gromp go gromp the enemy team priority guard dragon it is what
it is we can't confess solo it's okay take the take the gromp and then upwards jing see i want you
to walk to where you see that little red dot approaching on the top wave and then just go right
No, no, no. Top way. Top, top, top. It's here right here. Just, just clear it. Clear it.
Clear it so you can get another cloak of agility and then you reset.
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Okay, jingsy walk me jingsy walk me jingsy
No
Okay guys listen listen well we're gonna need now okay listen up I want you guys to vote
you need to ping on Timo okay ping on Timo so he knows that then you saw the vote.
Timo's the problem yeah he's the issue.
Step 25.
Come on Timo!
Come on Timo!
Come on Timo!
Come on Timo!
Yeah!
Come on Timo!
Come on Timo!
Come on Timo!
Come on Timo!
Come on Timo!
Come on Timo!
Come on Timo!
Yeah!
Go Barry, and set me free.
The second I've wanted to be this way,
I've been forced to accept it.
Jynxie, Jynxie got it!
I'm gonna lose, and I'm gonna stop.
Jynxie, BANG!
I'm gonna lose, man!
No, you can't push me.
So, Muda, Muda, you pushed me, Jynxie.
You pushed up, and then you guys scored nine.
Muda, Muda, Jynxie, come on.
Muda, we got it!
Jhinxie, push me!
Jhinxie, push me!
I don't think I don't think we're going to be able to actually just push up.
Should we just be able to push up?
No, no, no, no. Jhinxie, why don't you push down here?
Another two waves top, and then you're going to mobs to the outer.
So this one, and then one more, and then you mobs to the outer.
We don't do not get caught right now.
So my item after this next wave.
Then yes, then you reset, then you re-mob to outer.
If you lose power next time, you're out of the boat.
Okay, now walk up walk up walk up walk up
Look Talzer
Look Talzer
Okay back up back up back up we have to get up there
Fuck, okay look what we're gonna have to do is jing see back up get your item
Jing see back up jing see back up get your item you need to 1v5 penta this
Back up get your item and 1v5 penta
Can you even auto-towel me?
Yeah, but Moody, the thing is that it's like, you walk up to Elder and then you're supposed to like see if they're on it, if they don't go on it, then you just hide that far enough that they can't engage on you.
But real talk, guys, that game was unwinnable. You guys had a piece of shit top laner. Like, I genuinely think, and no, listen.
Bullshit! Every game is winnable!
Oh.
Every game is winnable, that's a steaming pile of bullshit!
Listen, listen, can I tell you the hard truth? Can I tell you the hard truth, Jinxie? Can I tell you the hard truth?
What, bro?
The hard truth is on three different fights you did not dodge Lux Q, which could have gotten you an insane amount of gold, and it could have won you the game.
Not just that, but the problem too is that when you went in on the Teemo, you can't just stat check a Teemo, bro.
So the issue is that either you ban it, or you learn what Quicksilver Sash is.
Cause versus a Moo Moo, we can buy blue boots, we can buy 5 different items I counter him.
Versus Teemo, there's nothing you can do at your skill level.
So either we gotta start, if we, listen, if we queue up right now and we ban Teemo-
You're on skill level! What the fuck does that mean?
Miho. Miho, listen to me. Miho.
There's an item called quick silver slash where if you use it it gets rid of all the stuns and all the blinds and everything
The problem is so that I think if I told you to if I I think if I tell you to buy the item and I tell you to use it
By the time you use it the CC effect is already gonna wear off. Yeah, it's gonna be too late. So that's why
So that's why I've moved up. What do you ban right now?
What do I ban right now? I ban a call me cuz she's just a domain against
Oh, not anymore now you ban Timo
Listen cuz this is the thing right mood of there's something you have to understand think of it like
Jynxie is a tsunami and no matter where he goes he will obliterate everyone but
the problem is that Teemo's like the bomb shelter as long as Teemo does not
exist in the game or Mausalhar but no one plays Mausalhar then Jynxie will
literally run over everybody so right now I'm like Jynxie's little slave bro
like what do you think I like no no no no no no bro bro can I play my own game
Can I play my own fucking game mood up?
What are the rules of all around jigsie? No, it doesn't
What can we call it how it is what?
In champs like you said we already won that won't die a single time and then three minutes or not three minutes
But about 15 minutes in you were two and four like we we got a fucking we got a card how it is me
How like we can like yeah, let me do that was just getting ganged a bot lane was in my like one bot lane
lost their lane and it was a 3v1 mid that's when I started to lose my reign when it was a 3v1
do you think faker would have lost a 3v1?
MOTHERFUCKERY FAKER!
then then you banned Teemo because you have to understand that jinxy is a Teemo or it's a faker of
master Yi and the only problem in any of your games is going to be when Teemo is locked in
I'm telling you like jinxy is to solo queue on master Yi what faker is to the professional
seen on anything you have to understand that bro and the sooner you drop your ego and you realize
that you're playing with the literal second coming of faker the faster we're going to be able to win
all these games with team o bands do you understand what happened rick that's worth a good guy anymore
ain't that what you said even now you're in here you're not going to fight form i'm a better father
than you, Rick.
I'm better for war than you, Rick!
JINXY!
Listen.
While you were gone, I was talking to Muda,
and Muda was asking me, it was like,
Dauntless, how can I help support JINXY
more? Cause I feel like this guy's next level
in terms of skill,
and I feel like he's the second coming of faker.
So what can I do to make sure we win every game?
So I told him, I'm like, Muda, listen.
If you really want to do it that badly,
then you ban Teemo.
So what he's going to start doing is just for you, he's going to perm a band team up.
I can ban the Chadwig.
I can ban the Chadwig.
Exactly, yes.
Mumu.
Mumu.
Muda, I love you to death, kid.
Muda, I love you to death, kid.
Muda, can you get off Twitter and log in?
Yo, Muda, I'm going to be honest, bro, on some real shit, man.
I'm going to level with you.
How does he even know I'm on Twitter?
Muda, he's in your stream, dude.
Listen, bro.
If you eat again in my team, I will beat the brakes off of you, bro
We're losing a game and you're eating you're gonna eat in a League of Legends match
Okay, you want to go there you want to go there? Oh, oh, yeah five people pushing bot lane or dog test
Let me just go away of game put hardstyle on
Realize how it gives you an 18% skill buff
I don't, I don't, I don't...
Yeah, maybe in the Lone Sea, not when there's nine people fighting the last hour...
I'm putting my child on!
Murad, you have to understand that this is one of those cases where it's like, we need
to listen to Jameson, do you understand?
You really want to dance, can you?
But what am I doing about my fucking lane?
Do I have to go fuck myself?
Little fuck that shit!
If he doesn't know how to lane against the fucking drunk, that's his fucking problem!
Alright, I'm gonna go to fucking lane against the fucking drunk!
Murad!
Murad!
Mura! Mura! Mura! Mura! Mura, you fucking piece of shit. If they walk in Teemo, you have to get naked, haunt you right now and send a video on Snapchat of you fingering your ass to Jameson. Do you understand me?
I wasn't strong enough to save you mom, but I swear I won't fail again
again.
My blade is yours.
Hi, guys.
I'm playing Anakin.
Oh, my God.
Yo, are we really doing this hard edit shit, bro?
Because I'm down to do this, dude, bro.
But guys, like...
Put on hard style and stop being a pussy.
It was strong enough to save your mom.
But I promise.
Okay, first things first.
You need to get up some, pal, dude.
To Thunder, just me.
Bro, you're rich.
To Thunder, just me.
Hey, Jinxie! Muda's literally gooning as we speak.
He's opening up art style thumbnails and just gooning to the fucking thumbnails
on random girls that are on there instead of walking in.
Muda, do you understand how fucked up this is?
Uh, 100% gooning is good, bro. Muda, listen, bro.
If you have an erection while you play League of Legends,
you will play at a higher level.
Get an erection now. No, start stroking it now.
Okay. All right.
At a medium pace. Over your pants.
OK, OK.
30..
Overall, no.
Yep, 25.
So guys, listen up, OK?
There's good news about this game.
Enemy team is super easy for the both of you to play against.
So you guys should be able to lock this shit in easy
and just fucking go crazy.
Do you understand me?
USA plays in 30 minutes by the way, don't test, get your hand on your penis.
Okay now what?
Belgium, y'all are going down man, y'all are going down, this is 4-0.
Guys, it's my first time laning against an Annie, what do I do against an Annie?
Get on your knees and pray.
Yeah, Muda, this is why I think we're gonna do this one, okay?
So what we're gonna do is, you're gonna learn the hard way and we're gonna blame you if you make any mistakes.
Jinxie, you're gonna play with the book here while you get my full undivided attention.
Does that sound good?
Yes, so what it means is that you're gonna see there's a little bar under her, that's white.
The white bar stops up to four times and then there's gonna be a little visual effect.
that you see right now, that little ring.
When that is up, what happens is that her next ability starts.
But right now, her next ability is long, because I bar it,
and simply charge the other side.
So the way that you're going to want to play games, sir,
is that normally she's going to look so proper for juice, right?
So when she is like, no brother, what the fuck are you-
YO! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
What the fuck, what?
No, do it.
I'm gonna die.
Leo, do what?
Under the turn and sort of tranky
turn charts at level 1.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
So biggest thing, biggest thing, okay?
When Annie has her passive up, you just do not want to walk up.
Now she has two damage during abilities, but she can rotate three at a time.
So it means that if she ever has two stats on her passive up, normally you're not going
to want to walk up because she can face that EWQ on the side.
If she uses her sun like right now, let's say she uses her Q here, then you can go in for your 32 and get a trade.
Wait, you don't really want to.
Like, right now you should go in.
Because you're passive is up, dude.
Like, there you should go in.
Like, right now there's always an option. There's a name.
When your abilities are down, you fight. That's how you win versus nature.
Alright.
Okay, I think that's a lost cost, so we're gonna focus a bunch of them out.
We're going to clear the radicates of cards, and then we're going to look at them.
I can hear you better than I just heard.
So now what we're going to do, we're going to look at the cards, and then we're going to look at the cards.
So now, finish up the cards, finish up the card, and then we're going to need to do this one.
So, now Jaycee, quick flush, and you can pick up two 15 counters in a second.
And then we're going to block it in.
So now, we're going to block up here, and now we're probably going to take that box.
Starting hitting this, I don't think you will.
After this, we're going to want to put a double card.
Annie has no flash, so don't get him.
Muta, how about you get this pass?
Third kill up?
Another one.
Another one.
Now Jinx is going for it.
Muta stun, knock her up, knock her up, knock her up, knock her up!
Knocked her up, knocked her up, ignited!
Okay, so Jinx, remember, if you ever are chasing someone, don't use your W because it might
fuck you up.
No, motherfuckers!
They're chasing me!
What the fuck?
Let the truth happen, bro.
I'm the truth.
Give the truth, Twentigo.
You're gonna be dead.
You're going to be taking me in about 20 minutes, alright?
Let the truth have its role.
I'm the greatest athlete, bro.
So now, what we're going to do, James is...
We're going to play top to bot, then we're going to look up the dragon, alright?
Muda, that's what we call the Wave Facts, and I'm going to help you shove the wave.
Play top to the right.
Alright, alright, alright.
If you can't play, play me, James.
I have one more run to my plate.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
So now mood up what I'm gonna. Want you to do is I want to do a high-pitched girl voice and say
Oh daddy Jamesy, please come take my
Yes, you want to get better
Say daddy Jamesy, please come take my
Okay, so now Jamesy, we're gonna do you're gonna get your out there
I'm gonna take the medley
Now James, you are corrupt, mask your own voice
I'm saying, ooh, little Buddha
You're down, right off
Are you?
Dude!
Jamesy, it's Academy
Jamesy, it's Academy
Jamesy, it's Academy
Okay, starting my system
We're gonna do since you haven't bought yet. I want to get the cugs after the cards are gonna look on the track
I'm saving the hard stuff for the end of the game. Yeah, all right
Okay, so now you can play for recall. Yeah, now you just recall you don't want to stay here
This is bad because my bot lane is backing, correct?
Yes, exactly.
Got it.
Muda, I just want to make like a general observation here, okay?
You seem to scream and like swear and insult people a lot.
Have you ever considered anger management?
Because I don't think it's normal to be doing all these things.
Oh, really? I think I've- I- I really-
Really? You want to talk about yourself, huh?
J-Jinxie, can you back me up here?
I agree. I believe you need to work on your cortisol.
like you need to be more of a low cortisol type of guy bro no one cares about your minions relax a
little bit i took 20 gold from you bro you're gonna be all right
okay dude you're in 26 minutes muda if we if the game is not over in 26 minutes i'm going to run it
down i'm just letting you know what the fuck drew legend what the fuck i'm not gonna miss usa bro
so hey 26 we got 26 minutes so guys guys listen up listen up what we're gonna do sure
We're gonna go blue, top's about clear, and then Jinxy can play on the dragon, you understand me?
Got it.
It is a free dragon play for us right now.
Who's laughing? Who just slapped? Somebody laughed.
That's how Yone laughs?
Wait, shit's happening mid right now Jinxy.
I didn't know that was an ult. Holy shit, that was an ult?
Yeah, so when she listen the thing about any issues of burst mage
So once you drops all her abilities on you, there's a good chance you just die instantly like now you're walking up
You're probably gonna die. Okay. You're lucky. She missed her Q her W
Nice, you're done
mood up um
I jinxy jinxy jinxy. I want to flash over the one killer. I want to flash over the one killer
I want to flash over the one killer. Watch over one killer. Yeah
With the Raptors the Raptors
Oh god.
They won't last, they won't last, they won't last.
No, Blast go no, Blast go no, Blast go, nice.
Yes!
Nice!
Okay, now, Bupter start to croak, start to croak.
My dad, my dad.
Alright, now Muda, start slowly meowing into my eardrums.
Meow, meow.
Good king.
Okay, don't let it happen again in mid-land though.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, I'll put what Jungling's about, bro.
Okay, so guys, this is what we're gonna do.
Right now, since we're playing for Jinx, let me make sure his mental is maxed out.
So, Muda, you're going to meow, and I'm going to make licking sounds like we're licking his ears.
That way, he's so like an auditory sensory overloaded that he's going to be able to win. So, let's do it.
Okay, that's good. Nice. So now what we're going to do, Jinxie, I want you to pipe a reset,
you're going to look on grubs, okay?
Wait, don't say why grubs and not dragon, can you explain?
the problem right now is that if you go dragon there's a chance that you go
batting but since you have like I know why why because the thing is that your
midlaner is like losing and then the ball in could rotate the enemy genre
you come like you have significantly more prior from your garen top so that's
why if we go for reset into grubs then we just chain into refill clear we
should be fine this is kind of weird don't have you ever seen this before
it's a 32 CS difference but he actually died I feel like I've never seen that
Sometimes it happens because if you go for like one fail die, you fuck everything up, you know what I mean?
I see.
Yeah.
Who's laughing? Someone's laughing.
Oh, how did you not hear that?
You didn't see, nobody is laughing, bro, chill.
Yo, I'm not schizophrenic.
Chat, someone's laughing. Do you hear that?
Someone's laughing.
Gangplank, oh wait, what is Gangplank?
Oh, it's funny.
20 he's fun something it's like global range
Chicken nice not bad not bad
Okay, so listen guys, so we're gonna do share we're gonna go crump all the way to crugs then we're gonna look on the chicken, okay?
Vommel
Would I do 23 have 23 minutes to win or I'm gonna run it down because you know
I'm gonna run it out. We have 23 minutes
bro you're not allowed to leave what the fuck yo real talk though isn't Belgium
literally only known for being neighbors with Germany like how the
fucking even when versus the US no they're known for Belgian waffles Kevin
de Bruyne Lukaku Courtois and Doku they're pretty good actually
Canada is Canada still is Canada still um in or no?
No, I think they lost awesome
Yeah, but they lost first the best team so it's fine. Okay. No jinx a go for Crogs here, okay?
Actually, no, so Jinxie Jinxie we're gonna do auto then Q and then after this we're gonna look for the top cop, okay?
Muda, I got a dragon! Meow! Sorry. It will? Okay. So now, Jinx, you can walk towards mid.
We're gonna see if we can chance a gank mid here. Let's walk up. Muda, daddy might be here.
Daddy might do a little bit of dives. Muda, are you ready? Bait her in! Bait her in! Bait her in! No!
No! Go in, go in, go in. Jinx, you go in, go in. Go for it, go for it, daddy. Yes! Yes! Nice!
Yeah, good. Okay, so now Jinxie you're gonna just walk shake the top cabin
You're the first to run out of my life. You want to talk about top of my life?
Okay, talk up. Muda I want you to
Oh, you're helping me, you're helping me, you're helping me up!
No, I aint not.
Dude, I only helped when it's a kill, bro. Muda listen, bro.
I want you to spit into the- Oh, wait, oh my god.
No, I'm bad! Actually not bad.
Okay, Jinxie, finish that butt.
Oh!
Muda, I want you to-
Well, I mean, if I don't hear spitting noises, I'm gonna start questioning how dedicated you really are to this.
Yo, by the way, this is gonna be a huge league game. Like this is gonna be, I'm unkillable out of it right now.
If I'm 2-0 with G, you may as well start bending over and just fucking grabbing the nearest lotion container.
And in your house there's like 30 baby ola containers, so it's like there's an overload
of that.
Okay, so now listen, Jinx you're gonna clear the rest of your bot side, then we're gonna
look on bot.
Let's go.
Okay, you're gonna go for a crux after crux, we're looking for red.
Let's go.
No, you can't.
We tried to jump right?
Her Q, yes, her Q is a funny click.
So now, Jyncs, you're going for your red, you're going for your red.
And then, after we can Bokealip for Barang, alright?
All you got to do is dodge the luxury, remember.
Yes, it's not that easy, bro.
Yeah, I know.
I'm tempted to stay.
It's not that easy.
My lane gets locked, I'm just perlessed on for the entire game
Go on, go on, go on
Yes, yes, Jigsaw
Wait, last one
Okay, now Moody, you have to start me off again
Invade Buu, Invade Buu, Invade Buu, Invade Buu, Invade Buu, Invade Buu, Invade Buu
Invade Buu!
Invade Buu, Invade Buu, Invade Buu
Okay, kill Wax, kill Wax and Invade Buu
this guy like yo yo let me get the 300 gold real quick if that's all right with
you fuck that's why who's side are you on
well she separated dude I just won what's best for you yeah and I want 300
gold okay and Lillia just minded that for me okay and here's that jing see
turrets that was the first couple of life so Jinxy why do you not want to go there
but then earlier with the Lux you wanted oh I don't know Annie's under a turret and
Lux is in a dragon pit right next to me right next to me okay go go do herald go
do herald also I don't like diving when I have all my gold on me okay but we'd
have a question though why would FIFA schedule the World Cup game for like 30
minutes from now. Isn't Ty going live today?
Alright, so now play for the health, after the health we're going to play on the rest
of the folk here. So now you're going to look for this, after the health we're going
I'm gonna look at wolves all the way to Crogs, okay?
You see, every time I get a kill, I need you to meallow my ears, okay?
Please, it's gonna motivate you.
I will do that, but I'm 4-0, and I'm the reason why we're here.
So, just relax a little bit.
Thank you.
Wait, never mind.
Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy!
Mark, daddy!
Daddy!
JC, stop bouncing in your chair!
Start bouncing in your chair while you say daddy.
Ah!
Daddy! Daddy, Muda!
Guys, I may be ripped in my face.
And I don't know if that makes me scared or not.
Bro, this is all just good.
Our bot's winning, top's winning.
Well, man, we have a better feeling of League of Legends
winning all your fucking lanes, bro.
Don't test. Is there a better feeling than three winning lanes?
I'm going to be honest there's only one better thing and it's being in the same room as you
because every single time in the same room as Jin see it feels like you're in a sitcom
because every time he walks around it starts clapping from behind so you literally feel
like you feel like there's just permanent sound effects rotating around you.
This has never happened y'all.
This has never happened.
Fuck this y'all, do I have to mess with you?
MIRDA, time update, bro. We got 15 minutes, so I'm running it down.
Okay, dude, stop with this shit!
Bro, I'm not missing the USA game. Are you crazy? I'm running it down in 15 minutes, I'm just letting you know.
Okay. So now, Jinxie, after you take the grump, we're gonna look for either a gank, mid or a gank top. Let's go.
Oh my god. Oh my fucking good.
Oh my god, man. Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Mudo, you're so fucking good, bro.
4-1, you're 4-0!
Both of us insane!
Told you, we're going to challenge them, man.
What's off of them right now? Oh my god!
Hey, sit down. Yes, yes, yes.
If they keep walking there, I want you to ult and then suddenly look for it.
As you'll ever extend it, as you'll ever stay.
Yep, so now go, now go, now go.
Dodge the lights, you.
Dude, I cued that bitch, man!
I cued her! She's so annoying!
So Jinx, I'll tell you what your problem is. Your problem is that you're always just spamming your W like...
Do you remember how I told you stop fucking slamming all your fingers on your keyboard when you go in?
Yes, kid.
That's literally what happens because right there, if you were just not randomly pressed W for no reason,
you would have had the range. Invade or red. Invade or enemy red. Invade or enemy red.
Enemy red.
But the problem is that since you're like, slamming your entire like, hand on your keyboard, it's fucking you up.
Got it.
Don't test, why is the red invade better than my camps, cause I can kill her maybe?
I can get the camps and the kills?
Because of Ulzee.
Give it, why is Ulzee, why?
That's what I'm trying to ask.
Why?
Well because right now if you take her red, she can't take her red.
So it's a permanent 200 gold discrepancy between you and her.
Every camp that you get, it's like permanent 200 gold discrepancy.
And if she never invades you, then she never brings it back.
So now you can look for a recall, yeah.
You could look for a recall if no one comes.
So that was a gangplank battle.
Okay, so now we're going to do-
I'm getting bot lane, good here?
Yes, but after you get the turret, you're going to reset so you can look on Herald and
then you send garen bot so you can start hovering.
Okay, after this read you can look you look to have her move. Oh my god. I'm legit. Oh, stop
Actually, no, Jinxie folklore play help. Let's focus. Let's play consistent here
Nice figure my language
Watch Rekai. Uh, you can watch Rekai, bro.
I don't know what you- I'll put that by the way.
Fucking Rekai.
You can watch Rekai.
If I go with Y, like my entire chat has to alert me that Rekai's Y. I don't understand.
Yeah, guys, you can watch him. I don't care.
Guys, guys, let's keep it a snack, though.
Would you rather watch two guys play League of Legends, or a guy just standardized round
people in the Walmart. So now go for the wolves afterwards I want to play Gromp and then we
can look on Baron okay? We're gonna look Baron here. I might need SG to come Baron.
So now you're gonna want to go in on this yet? You're good. Okay Jynxy, I just don't want to use
your other way it's fine it's fine cuz they leave them out
oh my god I'll get it good so now it's free ban this is good okay but guys
coming in point what his name is I swear that's so I had oh no no keep
hitting it you're getting it your support kills you
this is good so I can see killer just keep taking him
Nice there you go. It's no Jinx he pushed off push off push off
Nice no Jinx he pushed off
Sure you want me to spend
If I won you push me out. We're so good. We get dragged. Can we get dragged in 15 seconds? Yeah, yeah, yeah
All right, they should FF soon Muda. We're literally 12 and one has to be well
Holy holy full circle. We would have never did this two months ago brown
Crazy we had a we had a trading arc bro
Hey, so now guys listen up we're looking on dragon and afterwards we're gonna reset
Yeah, I'm gigantic and now you guys can buy it all to our
bro but i got my L door
bro can you just FF so i can watch USA
jing see go top go top
alright daddy
wait Belgium already scored
yo the game hasn't just ignore it
the game has not started
trust me
ignore everyone that sang gold squirted has not started bro as real weight
should I dive this so not yes yes go for this bro this is all you go all 10
I'm God's
She knew hold up. We hold up. He knew I
Didn't know she knew
She knew okay, so she knew so Jamesy
I didn't know they knew I was in the bush man, but I didn't but but Jamesy
Why would you not hold W when the Lux landed her Q on you?
Sorry, I don't know
Like dude that's pretty like niche like yeah, I know I could have did that I should have did that but like
The bigger problem was not knowing that vision of me
They knew I was there. What the fuck?
But that's why like if you would have went in a bit earlier than it once you didn't matter cuz like
I'm not gonna show him because I didn't know they had said that on me
I didn't go in it because I didn't know they knew
Oh my god. Fuck!
I was better when it was my new one!
YAAA!
EZA!
Bro, Jixie, this is shit!
Fucking glow state that fucking game!
Holy shit!
8 of 1, 7 in 1, that was PIG!
That was clean, bro.
That was clean.
That was clean.
And I got solo 3, and USA plays in 9 minutes.
Yo, boys, have a beautiful Vantablis.
Amazing, incredible night, bro.
I'mma catch ya, boys, man.
Alright, I'll see you, bro.
Later, guys.
See ya.
It's time.
Like, yo, yo.
yo fuck all the bullshit like USA yo I need to listen to something to get me
what should I listen to what should I listen to
yeah what's like a hype ass song what should I listen to man party in the USA
Not a bad shout kid
Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, Vommel Vommel Vommel
Chat USA in nine or eight minutes eight minutes eight minutes eight minutes eight minutes
And the frame I text, am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see the sign
Get a beer, count on the screen
Everybody seems so famous
My tummy's turning and I'm feeling kinda homesick
Too old for my future and I'm nervous
It's from the taxi man to another radio
And a Jay-Z song with love
And a Jay-Z song with love
And a Jay-Z song with love
It's a party in the USA, especially when politics scores in about the next 20 minutes here.
You look submissive today.
I got it. Yeah, thank you. Eight minutes till USA Place, guys. Eight minutes till USA Place.
Eight minutes till USA Place. Let me go check the fridge for beers. It's now it's time.
Now it's time.
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene She said don't mind what you mean
I am the one to go and dance, wanna go and dance all around.
She said I am the one to go and dance, wanna go and dance all around.
you
you
you
you
you
He gets the start in this one against Belgium.
United States in around a 16 against Belgium doesn't get much bigger and better than this.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
So far the tournament will be his biggest test.
Chatham nervous.
He's got the most notably it's who's not starting.
Jeremy Doku, Manchester City winger on the bench.
De Bruyne are one of the best players in the world on the bench. I think they've gone with a line-up
They can match the physicality and the speed of the United States. Oh, Nana gets a start in the middle of the field
Luke the Bakio are not right on the bench on the bench
I expect to watch on the left Luke the Bakio on the right cutting in three way
Gets to start up front. What other important name?
Three win look out for him in the second half
De Bruyne on the bench, don't do on the bench.
This team has played, there are so many millions of you have embraced it.
If something brings you closer to us, talk to us about a number of you.
But this game was always going to be a little bit different.
Because for all of the success the U.S. has had historically,
World Cups only once have they ever run in this round and advanced to the quarterfinal.
It's a different time.
You want to die? You want to die? You want to die? You want to die? You want to die? You want to die?
So this game was always going to be a bit different, and then after that I ran.
And that just adds a different emotion.
Put the bone eagle in the goddamn chest!
Put the bone eagle in the chest!
Oh my god, the Seahawks stadium is so fucking sexy!
Because the odds have such a sexy ass stadium.
Because if the modern format of this FIFA World Cup only wants the U.S. to put it on the air.
Let's go!
That was a quarter-century ago.
Now all the line of the European Champions, Spain, watch in Dallas to find out who they will face off with in that quarter-final.
5, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Keep it going, keep it going.
And we are up there.
Don't be so sad.
I'm not going live on YouTube.
There's some shit in the behind the camera.
I'm not going live on YouTube.
You want to have some twitch?
for Wednesday in Santa Clara, an early shot which was brought by Alex Freeman from Belgium.
Lock in! Bro, I want you to stay! Lock in!
Reduce to 10 men with that.
Serguino vets!
Red card.
They're crying it out the rest of the way for just a second knockout.
You will get homeless red dress, buddy!
I'm gonna say stop losing!
You're fucking delusional!
You think that's absolutely...
You're fucking crazy!
You're fucking nuts!
Chair.
There it is.
Who is this?
Can't get it clear with the phones.
Shot was blocked.
The second follow.
Attacked him!
What a mad freeze.
That body on the face of the box.
He's just made all-to-run it.
It comes with 48 seconds.
That was already an obstacle.
And that's a man of those from Big Set.
He's a little up-witter.
You're getting a pause for the recent.
You know what's going on.
Throw it out, throw it out.
Throw that on the side of the box.
Just look here at the top of the box from the U.S.
The second one was a good block, and then that shot's going in, freezing, full extension.
Set pieces will be a key for both teams.
Lock in, come on, what the fuck in?
It's to the Tick-a-Ston who took it.
It's to Karker once again, on the quarter.
Fremes carrying it off a three-saved shot out, including some early action.
In that game, it's Boston, hurts to go Vina.
Clear it, Stamets!
Big game for him.
Clear it!
the ball.
Clear it.
Clear it.
The long dramatic build up.
They had some rainings.
Get the ball, give me six!
Five percent today in free states.
They don't have to do anything to get there.
It's the second early save for Matt Rees.
There it is!
The ball fell down.
That's how much trouble struck the kids along.
One minute down.
They were in this building a week ago.
They were down two goals with five minutes left.
It was the latest comeback in an archived game.
It was the last time they were in the game.
They were in the game.
They were in the game.
They were in the game.
They were in the game.
They were in the game.
They were in the game.
come back in an on-couch stage game at World Cup history.
They forced extra time with Senegal.
They want it with the latest goal in the history
of the World Cup.
So they're coming in a little bit battle-hard,
maybe a little bit of a cheat as well, potentially.
You talk about the line-up changes over all the time.
But I expect that this is a game the US
are going to be having to be locked in for for 90 minutes.
They passed.
It's not looking.
To the end of that quickly taken throw,
he clips it up in the air.
It's not going to reach it out for a US throw.
And just as we were talking about,
we're trying to get our points in here.
This game is going to be fast.
This is starting to great.
intense but it's exactly what you would expect from two high-quality teams Belgium have experienced they have quality all over the field they
play big games all the time from any of these players on the field for the US right now
biggest game of their lives but it's like a journey from game force it's involved
but they've shown us anything about this current
this person knocked off the ball early I've said I think he could have a very big game in this one if he gets the space and time
But it's aggressive in the ball, but at the beginning US has to be the team
that plays intensively.
If you're just going to get there first,
because Alara was trying to catch him there going back to freeze the goalkeeper
and he walks it off with the ball to the fourth row.
Wait a sec!
The tenth, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Fourth on this is the tenth, right?
3 minutes in.
3 minutes in.
3 minutes in.
I think the space for Weston McKennick.
Dex.
Dex!
Oh, no!
Womont!
Womont!
Womont!
Womont!
Womont!
Womont!
Womont!
Iba, folks, wow.
The 12th leg today is 20th game of the World Cup.
Most of any Belcher history.
Third most of any goalkeeper.
It includes the game where he and Belcher beat the United States.
And Bumauer, Bumauer, 2014.
What a save.
What a save.
Top hand up.
And it has to be a strong hit.
What's a save?
That's a terrific save.
And you've got a better look at it on that replay there.
Missed call from the ref.
U.S. fans wanted a hand ball there.
Missed call from the ref.
He set a blue ball before the game.
U.S. 1 with 10 against Bosnia.
But today they played with 12.
That 12th man is the crowd.
And this crowd was one of the best we have experienced.
and they will be important in motivating and pushing.
WC Atom, man.
And the boys went all the way through to Matt Freese.
Don't underestimate the significance that really saved for Freese.
This is the biggest game of his life.
From our college soccer player at Harvard,
plays for New York City FC and MLS.
Five saves so far this tournament.
I need both of them.
I need both of them.
The only top level category.
That might in fact be the biggest save he's made in his 19 games as the starting goalkeeper for the United States,
particularly because it came so early.
This is immediate pressure taken off the bat by a novel.
The police has lost his first two goals today.
Just a couple of touches that are getting a little sticky, stuck on his foot.
Just trying to watch how the United States are looking to build and to break down this Belgian defense.
and Kenny really in possession is coming far wide right.
You've got the winners, the full backs on both sides
pushing inside.
Dest is coming inside to make space.
I think, again, they want to find ways
to get the Kenny on the ball.
But as they have Donald Trump,
USC's strength and attack has been their unpredictability
by moving players around and creating matchups
that they won all centered around Phil Bowden.
Game's talked to a slow start.
No real chances yet.
Win this, win this, win this.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
That would be a challenge for that.
Freeman, 21-year-old, very young player.
Yeah!
He's just a composure, big multiple.
That's about a 50-50 card he's got against the U.S.
Lookimakio now, slowed it by Tyler Adams.
But he gets around Adams to the second opportunity.
Why did this dog get tossed on the deck?
He jumped, he jumped, oh my god.
That was a wonderful look for Europe.
That was just on score right there.
He just did it.
You get away with one here.
Policic stops his run, tracking back.
With Castagna here, he does the overlap,
so they get the overload situation that they're on.
Belgium's winning so far on the left.
We're looking like dog shit right now.
Looking like a hot steamy pile of dog shit right now.
He just sweep that into the back of the net.
But the first thing you see is just the difference
now in competition.
The athleticism of Belgium, closing down space, bringing the US under pressure.
It's going to be important, one of the one tools all across the field,
but you can't leave players and not make that run tracking back.
You can't leave guys to be won.
There's better hesitation, but he gets there in front of Lukavak here.
Those two collide.
It's what we said. This is a different type of game against a different type of opponent from the prior four.
The long run for Troussard, brings it down, free-stopping it now, blocks the cross, nice,
one more.
It's in field, the U.S. is hesitating, a bouncing ball, picked up in the box, and that's the
opening up for Belgium.
It was the Ketelama, first to react in there on the cross, the U.S. players froze defensively.
Well, nobody goes to the ball and now they're in an early hole against Belgium.
Why did nobody go to the ball?
Nobody goes to the fucking ball!
Why did this fucking ball go to the team?
Why did nobody go to the fucking ball?
going to play the ball as you see as this ball gets switched to the far side.
There's four players there, go to the ball.
So sorry, but now look you've got three US bodies as it pops into the ball.
There are a couple guys thinking it's a means of youth and they just sneak inside and he's onside to get a lot of playing on the shoulder of the last defender Tim Rehm.
It's a great ball across goal.
Belgium take the early lead.
the United States for making a mistake in their box.
Why does no one go to the wall out of three US players?
The first goal, they have scored.
That's fucking pathetic.
That's absolutely fucking pathetic.
This is where the whole crowd at Seattle is going to be so fucking pathetic.
The people are his first World Cup goal.
He was a prodigy for Belgium as a 21 year old made a huge move to ace him a lot.
Struggled to make that hand out but he's starting ahead of Romano,
he'll drop through the right top, he'll score.
That's a huge moment for him, it eventually is the passes behind Debs to be slipped,
so this is a key five ball and strike here for the U.S. to show some composure
and rip their way back into these games to cancel off this trip down.
Bro, what is happening? What is happening?
They're playing like absolutely donkey dude. Oh shit, bro.
What is happening, man? What the fuck is happening, bro?
It's going to appear Luigi Colleta talking to the team.
They like shit.
Oh, it's Morgan.
Get in there, Sidney Crawler, cold-bottomed left,
president of the US soccer federation.
Look at that discrepancy. Six shots to none.
They're opening 11 minutes.
We were so worried about the second half of this game.
US has been the top scoring team of the first half of this World Cup.
The hero shot's on goal.
Zero shots!
We have zero shots!
11 minutes!
F6!
I'll burn this PC to the fucking ground.
I'll burn this fucking PC to the fucking ground if we lose to goddamn Belgium.
Good defensive work there, it's a shot.
What a one!
Death! Death! Light him!
Light him!
Pull your head out of here!
Did you just look a little nervy though?
Nervy! Nervy!
Is this an out-your-get-ass nervey?
Are you a star bunch of green stuff?
That's where you got the beating of the aggressor of every game.
Women's stocking cookies.
Intensity at all the sudden.
Oh my god.
Pass it back to him.
Why don't you rest?
You just got hit in the face.
What?
Pass it back to him.
What?
It's time to wake up.
12 minutes in.
No socks.
Wake up!
The leaders of the bat, 12 minutes in, no shots.
Wake up!
The US team has been in camp since the last week of May.
They talked about being battle tested, the strength of the games that they played this year,
including a bad loss against Belgium in March.
The games against Senegal and Germany right before the World Cup.
The togetherness and the spirit they feel that this group has is good.
A lot of them have said if any team will do that part of that, that has to show now.
What is your pace?
Anthony Robinson won the initial battle football.
He can't do anything about that on the outside.
With the Makiol running in.
Viscous down.
He's set wide to Cantalara.
Anthony Robinson waiting.
Step closer.
Step closer.
Step closer.
Step down.
Coming for the Cantalara backheel attempt there.
From T-Mons, they can't get a clear choice.
Give the ball out of the list.
Fucking box!
Now holds it in.
Clipped in now, and they come to a catch for free.
This choice saw it was in the air.
Get a voice!
What's up?
Because the US have not been able to really...
Give me that shot!
Fucking jerk off today or something!
This is too good.
In games like this, you just need...
You need a voice.
Why is that pass?
What is this?
Send him off!
Send him off!
West Virginia has more turnovers than a public's bakery.
In 13 minutes!
Not in a half!
Get the ball to postage, now!
Get the ball to postage, please!
That's the fucking disaster right now!
This is a motherfucking disaster!
back and track back and deal with all of these bullets.
This is an outright disaster.
Justice coming back.
So we're going to have to get out of here.
There's 14 minutes I'm going to see.
You just need to have something.
Fucking 22 lovers.
Horrible defense.
Nobody steps in the ball.
The numbers advantage in their favor.
Defensible.
Get the ball to put it in.
Oh, a bottle.
Let's get it.
Two, five, two, shit.
It's all shit.
Oh shit!
Pressing bottle, pressing bottle, nice bottle!
Good press, now we have the ball!
Now we have the ball!
Two down, two down, two in the middle of the rack!
It's been a tough opening 15 minutes for the U.S., man.
Freeze with that.
It's been the worst 15 minutes for us ever to go for Belgium.
Holy fuck.
And they start to look again like the team that they have been.
Yes!
This world kept so far.
Even against...
Just looks like dog shit right now.
...this world kept so far.
Stand, Gemini.
Stand.
We're about seven-ish minutes away from the hydration break.
right just look at the US defensive pressing structure it's too easy for
Belgium right now it's basically what in the fuck is
every time he talks to the ball, it's just giving it right back to them
just can't get the same type of ball that they have been doing
they get a good look at it here as they start to cycle back they've always got an extra man
so tell them they did a good job stepping out that time
it was that ball that was now both of them on the outside
We wanted to have to adjust this in real time,
but I do think that would be the first real opportunity
for Pochettino tactically to try to shift us a little bit.
To ask Marysio Pochettino yesterday,
how do you win these type of games?
He laughed and said, I don't know.
I'd prevent a one.
Ask me again after.
But he's such a coach that is so big on the mental side
of the game.
And as he said, it was more so than anything
tactically or physically.
The spirit that these guys have walking around the field
to be in the practice, just kind of chatting with each other.
So that's what's going to help us win these types of games
that we stick together in these moments.
But in saying that, the US soccer federation
took a big swing, spent a lot of money
to bring in Borussia coach Attino a little bit less
than two years ago.
And this is the type of game that the concentration
break in a few moments is exactly the type of ball
of why you do that.
It's a forced pass again.
What's a forced pass?
Get again.
Oh my god, you are a center back.
You are not EVF star.
Turn and look.
Why are you forcing a bat?
This looks like a steaming pile of shit.
Back to the injury, Mr. Gaming, and Sibon.
They came back, had two appearances.
Cammy was basically off the bench,
so seeing him back in the starting lineup,
that was a significant change for Thor Belger.
He brings a lot in the middle of the field.
Now, the players are coming over to the bench right now.
This would be interesting how the referee,
You see, he's going to say no, because the U.S. almost
were trying to use this as a tactical timeout,
which Pochettino still is trying to communicate stuff.
Just for a while.
Yeah, stopping for talking.
Yeah.
Right down below us, to our left.
But I was going to add to your point about Pochettino,
there is so much you, only so much you can do as a coach,
tactically within this sport, to where there's an element
of when you put the players out on the field,
the players have to execute and perform.
There's nothing tactically Pochettino could have done
that first goal that's just a
couple of guys looking at the
ball not communicating and then
boom that's why you down one
zero so it's not like the
Belgium have been the better
team they've created more chances
but this is not been a landslide
by any means there's a lot of
time left for these guys on the
field to get this get this going
here who was actually born in
Senegal but he was raised in
Belgium.
plays the best in Villa in the Premier League if you were at Seelamonts.
Say Ohnana?
I mentioned having got a start.
Roe shares the same last name as Ohnana.
Ohnana, off and off the bench.
It's a big spot for him to be given this opportunity.
It's a Belgium team not just how good they've been when they scored their first goal.
They've actually not been beaten in any game since March of last year.
They're on the second longest upbeat run in their country's history.
The only longer run was a team that made the semi-final at the World Cup.
Win this, win this, win this, win this, win this.
Ah, they're out of there.
A few players from that team that will decide everything that still just works.
A part of this squad has answered the offense and tackles it out.
The question right now is whether or not it can continue.
The answer looks to be no.
And they've got a substitute up already.
It's a knock-in who has been a starter for them at this tournament.
Why are they not putting in KDV or Doku?
Are they eating?
Did we pay them or something?
Why is Doku not in?
Why is Debroide in on him?
Give me one reason.
Open idiocy.
Can you hear it?
Heads away.
Not done.
Nothing by Kastani.
Back post.
Richards rising up to get it away.
Adams there.
Almost Kalana.
Policing able to get rid of it.
Ball.
Ball.
Policeman with a couple of feathers.
Galligan's going to chase this one.
Ball.
He's going to come out and get it.
He gives it away.
He's going to be bashed for.
There's a second hand down for Belcham right now.
That's part of the conclusion of the battle to get him all going to go.
The U.S. don't have to kick this ball out.
So what you can get looked at is the referee's purview if he wants to stop the game.
And he does now.
It's the ball that Natalie, the center back, goes down.
But I'm sure the period also could have brought him a chance to make their song.
You got the wind knocked out of him?
We almost had the same situation with the ball up in the air, but eventually the entire
attitude to charge.
He ends up colliding with his own teammate, which is, I think why you hear the response
from this Seattle crowd.
I've talked a lot about this atmosphere.
I think even what I'm feeling from the Perez and the crowd is a little bit of nerves.
It's the same level.
So you know that spell for the U.S. before a long way bringing everybody into this game,
including the deaths.
That's what's on.
Nice.
Good ball.
Nice.
Nice!
Nice!
Traveller.
And he could take that pass across the field.
Oh my god.
They're sent to by Luca Bacchio.
There's no one flying through from behind.
Couldn't get there to get to the goal score.
The return.
There's a Bacchio beating to the goal.
Reck!
Reck!
Reck!
Yellow!
Red one from Luca Bacchio.
Yellow!
Yellow!
Red one from Luca Bacchio.
Red one from Luca Bacchio.
Yellow!
Tracked him from the middle of the field
Am I insane
That's a fucking yellow dog
It's nothing. You never want to see that for any player taking part in a game like this.
It's a long ball game, long and direct. By passing that U.S. press, they know that is a strength.
And they've been winning some of these second balls.
Stab! Freeze back. Yov, Richards almost gave it away. He needs some help.
But if the kids are on a wrestled reign off the initial ball in the air...
There's no sense of urgency on the back line.
Yeah, I don't know.
We conceded because there's no sense of urgency, and then we also conceded again because there's no sense of urgency.
It's like you learned this in U-13.
Just release!
Release the fucking ball!
Why are you hesitating?
You are not, you know!
The Bulls just saved me, baby.
But it's just saved me, baby.
Desk, Lyman, Lyman!
Desk!
First to cheat your desk.
This looks promising, this looks promising.
Kind of back shielded, it's blocked though.
Jordan's there, not a foot in the way,
but it's going to right back to the U.S.
Next up, it's a play with the first half hydration break.
You won't see it.
Great ball.
Yes!
I'll beat the fuck out of you!
Yellow!
In game.
Ooh, speaking of hydration bait,
I got to get a beer.
Speaking of hydration baits, country, the difference may go right now here in Seattle
in a round of 16 of the FIFA World Cup.
Trying to predict the future isn't hazardous occupation,
The only thing that can be sure of is that it will be absolutely fantastic.
I'm thinking of the incredible breakthrough, the communication satellite.
These things will make possible a world in which we can be in instant contact with each other, wherever we may be.
When that time comes, the whole world will have shrunk to a point.
Alright.
No beauty in this house. We're going into this one, drag, boys.
Listen.
You know who never loses?
No sense of words. Don't talk about that.
Bandwagon already conceded one ball because there's no sense of urgency on the back line
Almost there's two goals because there's no sense of urgency on the back line
What if she's got the ball more, but at least you get the ball more
Thanks, thanks, bye
Best of a kiddie, I'm doing this
This is bullshit when I'm watching right now
This is fucking bullshit, so that is the end of all work
Let's go, pick this shit up
Hop on the bandwagon, America
We can win this game, bro
I don't know, I just got here
You know who's winning?
We need a sense of urgency on the back line
I'll burn my house down!
In game size, I'm not out.
If you lose and you show your heart, it's one thing to lose when there's four fucking defenders staring at the ball and no one steps to the ball.
There's four blues around the ball and nobody steps. That's bullshit.
I can handle the rest. It's worth it.
Put your life on the line for this win. It's the fucking World Cup!
I see you, Carl.
see you crawl. It's the World Cup. Put your life on the line. Back in Seattle, warm in
the sunshine, very comfortable in the shade. The US bench just got pelted with one of the
water sprinklers as they were going through this very important tunnel during the hydration
break. Let's start first of all with this from a mental emotional side. Even if this
team has looked a bit nervy. Why would that be? Stop saying nervy! What is this commentating?
Stop saying nervy!
Seven shots to zero. Somebody just... somebody tell me it's a nightmare, right?
Seven shots to zero. Tell me it's a nightmare, please.
Just a little hesitant in the early stages, and then the game goes against it, and you can see it in early full.
But that's time now. Remember the game. How do you respond from that?
That's when you find out who's a lion, who's going to stand up and be counted among, and don't be a sheep.
I think these guys have got it in them, but they need a spell to believe in themselves once again, if Rick is team could do it.
I am. All these stages here.
Step off.
The US is going to just out of that hydration break.
And what intensity they bring to swing that back on Belgium.
Nice.
Keep pressing them.
Leave the sport.
We're at our best when we press.
We saw it in Paraguay.
Press these foppers.
Step.
See?
That's a good opportunity, Steph.
Bottle! Bottle!
See what happens here, Steph, look!
Great turn, Christian.
Nice!
Anthony!
Rick Fissin!
Christian!
the season helps Belgium get
the ball clear.
It's he limits.
Direct traffic for Belgium.
Very slow start of the tournament
for them.
One point draw with Egypt
courtesy of the home goal.
A scoreless draw with Iran.
They finish the group with their
biggest ever win in the World Cup
5-1 against New Zealand before
the Germanic come back here in
this building last week against
last week against Sonagall.
Step by low!
Good things happen when we press!
Good things happen when we press!
Step by low!
Squeeze them!
Squeeze them here!
Win that, Tim!
Fire me in the ass!
Win it, Tim!
The second time that I met Hetzelar was the only one who knew that ball had just gone straight up in the air,
and was able to steer it wide for Luca Bacchio.
Oh, brother.
Better here.
See how hot music legend.
This entire city has been engaged with this whole tournament.
It's the sixth and final game in Seattle of this World Cup.
Well won.
And the Liffley Reds.
Turn left.
Or flop at this game.
Flop at this game.
Now it's to McKenney style.
Flop at this time too.
The tricky game for this referee, Adam McCartney, 39 years old from Jordan, he's the first Jordanian center referee in World Cup history.
He and his crew, but how he thought it, they're the first crew to have been given a fourth game at this turn.
But there's going to be an extreme amount of scrutiny on him and his decisions.
He and his assistants and the video assistant referee come to talk about it because of...
Still no shots.
36 cameras. It's led to full power.
Still no shot.
I'm going to change that.
See Tyler out of his middle of your screen.
He's dropping between the center backs to now allow us,
the U.S. to get their full backs higher.
I think that's a good stretch there.
Now because it's over.
Yes!
Barlow!
That's a freaking U.S. adventure in position.
Instant dividends.
So now you're going to get Robin so hard.
So that was a good extension.
Barlow on the right.
Literally just slows everything back.
Ignore everyone else.
It's a good spot, look to the car.
It's like fucking kicking and screaming with both of them.
Just give it to them, bro.
Just those two.
Barlow and Pulitzer.
If it's not in their feet, look for that.
Pulitzer's free kick.
This is a big free kick.
We need this to be able to.
This is a big free kick.
Slightly different goalkeeper this time.
Tebow Pruittwaal on the best in the world.
6-0-6.
Huge wingspan.
Listen to the crowd come to life.
We need this free kick.
He's taking his fourth career goal for the U.S.
It's interesting, John Muir is. Last time it was a little more to the left.
He had to go over the wall.
He can go both sides here because this is central.
It's a more difficult, quicker clock.
There's a man lined down behind the wall,
which means the wall can jump.
Till the end of the match!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
We're in a shit!
DADDS!
DADDS!
My goodness, Malik, gentlemen!
We thought it was a once in a lifetime, it turned out it's twice in a lifetime, it takes...
We're in a shit!
...of a reflection.
And it's here with the right amount of grace, the right height, and it comes off the substitute
finale!
And that's what I'm saying about it, the essentials!
Because now all of a sudden, Qutwa...
When you score a free kick on a deflection like that, it means one thing and one thing
only.
You have fucking plot armor.
Now we have plot armor!
Remember when I was saying in football, anything can happen?
That's an example.
It's expensive side to elements and that is a lot of this car referee says no foul
If that doesn't get deflected court while saving it
If that does not get deflected that is a textbook safer for 12
U.S. Is the highest?
Plot Auburn has been established 32-minutes in.
Plot Auburn has been established 30-minutes in.
Flounder, Forsyth, working on a test.
Forsyth to the bottom, gets a kill.
It is the Ketelar's rising up, and Belgium retent the lead.
Moments later, Shaw of the Ketelara plies the ladder,
his second goal, and the U.S. ride back where they were.
If that ball was going to go off for a goalkeeper corner, I'd just say it's one of the cliches in this game, that you're most vulnerable after you score a goal.
I didn't even get to celebrate.
And this is why.
Because you wanted to get to finish celebrating.
I didn't even get to celebrate.
But once this ball gets wide, you can't let the cross get in.
One minute later.
You're fucking kidding me.
They're both taking the same angle there, and Truss Arts is able to get down to the line.
to the line they're both making the same play and that comes down to communication but even at that
point Tim Riem gets beat at the back post to get a lot of great strength from him but he just gets
his hands on top of Riem gets the early jump and you might think that's a foul but it's not
I didn't even get to fucking celebrate jumping for the what the fuck
I cannot believe it but his team have conceded right off the back of a pole that brought everybody
back into this game.
That's right, there's a lot of time left.
A lot of time left.
Lock in. Everybody, everyone stop grabbing your penises.
Grab your dick now!
We're not going home, boys!
Literally grab your penis!
Now exactly that. This crowd, these players, have to get their energy back.
We're not! We're not!
Oh, God, sit down and sit down!
But no!
What a win-win, win-win, win-win, win-win!
Once again, knocked down there, no one's a blue shirt nearby.
It's not in the dark enough shade.
Kenny goes flying through Belgium,
back to the start.
This is probably going to yellow.
It's going to pick up a yellow card here.
This is yellow.
Yeah.
That would be smart.
Still.
Now there's a lot of emotions.
Vixen scalloped West. What the fuck are you doing, man?
West, what the fuck have you been doing this whole game, bro? Legitimately.
Come on, West!
JTAP, you're down there next to the US bench.
I imagine quite the swing and emotion the last few minutes.
What have you been saying and hearing?
It's so true, John. Femalation to the absolute shock.
I've seen Maricio Pochino kick over that water bottle.
Bucket, I know you saw that as well, he's been shaking his head.
Now the learns are very apparent from this, you might know you guys are catching on to the energy from the bench.
I did learn during that hydration break, one of his messages was to make sure they were playing closer together with no hesitation.
Let's see if they can get back to that.
Bumble, Bumble, Bumble!
With Ibaki on the floor.
Western!
The Kevlar, they get back to that touch.
Yes, yes, Slayman!
Turn the ball, score, cycle's it around.
The brain is still not in.
Again, your Tyler Adams dropping it to the back line.
The brain is still not in.
Are they trying to lose?
Having clearance as Jenny said, they're closer together.
You went down! You went down!
And the approaching will know that as well.
And they're trying to shut off all those fancy numbers.
What Delta's doing is, they're not backing off.
They're just, they have their pressing triggers and releases.
One guy goes with the general everybody steps up they try to go together
It's a Q to the half your vote for the United States
Jett to the half your vote for the United States
Just under 10 minutes plus
Stoppage, but what do you really want to accomplish in this case?
Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph.
You stay in the game, and you find a third goal.
You level it back up, but you need to make sure you stay intense, doubting,
and stay free, because if you can see another one before the half, you're good.
Get to Lowell, he's offside, and that touch...
The greatest!
Still not in for Dawson.
Why are we good at catching?
They're in there.
I mean, the equalize before half the big one, this is the spirit up to their entire life.
It's everything that needs equalize before the staff at the building comes to the ball.
Please fucking God comes to the ball.
And that ran away from there, trying to make his burrow.
Robinson stepped down the whole way.
Oh, grab him!
The lucky three.
Somebody got a foot in.
We couldn't get that.
And then it's picked it up.
We need that deflection.
We just had a chance there.
there look like to we need that
reaction field.
Listen, just couldn't redirect
himself to go get that one.
Go to you, Kabaki on the ball.
That's going to get the assist
in the opener. What is it
forward? Overloading that right
side of the field. We've only got
to start on this left side right
now. They are putting a lot of
pressure down the U.S.'s life.
They want ballistic back
defending, forcing you to
defend.
Kabaki will sense the cross
to cross in up in the air from Tyler Adams and that'll be a corner kick for Belgium.
The other players were just not afraid to put pressure on Chris Richards in
the second round. De Bruyne is still not in. What's happening?
James again, you've got Doku. Tyree said this is a 90 minute game.
The US knew they were going to be in a tough game. Well you're in it now.
Not going to play one of the best playmakers globally of his generation.
The best
Attribution
Don't do one of the best
Ever on Belgium's bench. Why is it not in?
It's gonna be doing the second corner of the game to play the last 45. There's a near pause.
It's just, I swear to God, every time the ball comes in, I'm about to go to the touch.
Because there's no one to beat the ball, it picks it up. He can't play it for Desk.
The Kiker intercepted it. There's no defense. There's zero. None.
This is what I was most concerned about coming into the World Cup, there's just no defense.
Every quarter kick they just, they just are attacking us.
It's a deflection or a header or a shot, we just never win anything in the box.
Thank God it's a header, we scored that free kick.
Thank God.
It's not too narrow by me.
I feel like the U.S. still needs to maintain a threat to stretch the field, meaning you've
got to run it behind still, because Belgium have been able to squeeze the game tight.
They're making sure that there's no space for the U.S. to find the ball behind the midfield
and get turned.
That means sometimes you've got to take a chance, make the run, find Balogun on the top,
find the game, come back the ball.
It's just a frame and it just takes a while.
It's going to allow Ballagin to get on the end of it.
For the right of Ballagin.
A little bit of attacking.
Throwing down for the left.
We'll take it.
We'll take it.
Great run.
6-1 to then also somebody to play with the ball.
But now, here's the U.S.
The attacking part of the field.
Belgium very cleverly making sure a second ball is on the field
so the U.S. couldn't work quick with that.
They were still getting their bodies back.
Here's Christian Pillison.
Somebody take this down.
You defend it.
It just retreats it's Anthony Robinson.
And not on the same page he announced it breaks down.
Attacks deflated, defences deflated.
Just got a little off of this first half Christian Policic.
It looks like he's lacking a bit of confidence to take his guy on aggressively to play.
It's just second guessing, taking an extra touch, losing the voice.
He's lost four dribbles so far.
Oh god, really?
That's okay, we're going to lose some of them, but you still have the confidence to go again and again and again.
But you have to keep your defender on his heels a little bit by taking him off with an aggression
and knowing yourself that you can beat that man off the hook.
Because as you said at the pregame, for the years to win this game,
this game. It would have been a signature night from their signature star, Christian
Ellison. That star was cruel. I mean that has been the case for this team, but you do need your
difference makers to make a difference in games like this.
Vicious challenge in the opinion of the referee committed by Chris Richards.
The chance at the near post the post touch actually just try to be really
Inventive, they're poking around the corner for it.
That free kick is aware.
He's going to defend this free kick.
Travis walks away.
The Kiteburn hooks it in for a headwind!
Tough angle for that header to be sure.
I want to be clear when I say this, every time they cross the ball in, they're just,
they're heading it.
I mean, it's like, we have like, I don't know, no back line, it's like an illusion.
Every time they whip it in, they're there.
I mean, there is no challenge, they're just there.
He just wanted to sink his arm and turn it over, but McKinney, McKinney, for both of us.
Hold on.
He's going to reset for police.
If McKinney put us just running to the space there, I think he knew that there was no one around him.
They're getting to every cross.
I mean, we're not.
Listen, McKinney, McKinney's able to recover at Anthony Robinson now.
He just cuts him off.
That's what he's running by the Klyper.
Kenny lets it run, Kyle.
It's not going to get there.
Employee crossing time.
Little work Tyler Adams to win that bouncing ball out of the air.
Four or five minutes to equalize.
Let's go.
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earlier today Spain playing out a late
win over Portugal they await the winner
of this game from after the ULA death death death death
president Saddam Kagan although it's a
Goist touch which drives it to the
corner and now the U.S. run.
United States now, the top scoring team from dead ball situations.
At this turn, at five goals in total,
one more than Argentina.
Everybody back, four totems to defend us.
They've got all 11 players inside the box.
Richards is in front of Kutlau, receiving his off team.
The players attacking post try to get around the goalkeeper left for the center goal, got warned to you.
If you make contact, your team is often called a foul.
Try to be a nuisance, but if you make the touch, you're going to give away a foul
instantly and kill the attacking opportunity.
The moment gets it in the box, Richards is knocked out!
Look, it's going to be out for a call.
If you can touch it, the Belgian defenders first call the game to the U.S.
And they're trying to claim it did not take a touch,
and we're seeing this, it's changed.
But the US doing a good job playing the first ball
without its freedom.
Oh my god!
Get over the ball about it.
I thought it was balling, but we put it over the top of the ball,
but it was hard to see when it took any type of touch.
They're still holding this,
so they're still trying to flex her.
See if this should be a goal can over the corner.
I think it's the glory of Chris Powers,
who could be your assistant referee.
Yeah, it's going to be a goal kick.
And he's looked at that video and said no.
His last off-ball, and it's a goal kick.
Goddamn, he's fouled.
It's going to be 6 and a half minutes at the end of this first half.
Hydration break, and a couple of victory concerns as well.
Oh, Bottles, get over it. Get over it.
get over it, get over it,
spin on the ball whether it did take a defensive touch
but they viewed that one.
Boom, step, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Header there, put it, put it, put it, it's with that.
Was able to play it wide,
put it back on the outside by Vistana
to keep it away from Polisic.
And now a long switch down to the near side
towards Crosard, free, but what's that?
They're taking shots now, too.
I mean, that's one example, brother,
out playing us.
Three views, game, ten shots to two.
I mean, you're never winning that.
Unless it's fucking VISA.
Gotta have a better second half, man. Gotta have a way better second half.
Watch out, every time they cross it, no one's there, so...
Literally all of us who have to do is just keep crossing it and they win.
The Kuiper tried to slow it down.
Test!
Test went out of the cage with the Kuiper
and the Trezzendo tried to go off out.
Can't do so.
Should have skimmed soon, he played fast.
Should have skimmed soon, he played nice as soon as he did it.
Robinson got sucked in as well.
And look at Malki, what he's carrying forward.
Tyler Adams out to slow him down.
to defend here and the U.S.
upset the season on the field
to pause so this one like the
last one can't be changed on
video review. Yeah, yeah.
It took it quickly, it took it quick, there's no review forthcoming, it came off the side,
and it's going to be fired across the face of Gordon when they shoot him.
Wait, so...
Wait so
Are you still going to play a lot of their shedages?
All right.
You speak a little bit about it.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
It's not like Tyler Adams is beginning to turn.
He's beginning to come up for some,
the 16th ofッson Edelund in the last World Cup.
You can't make mistakes, you can't switch off.
You got to be focused on the side.
Take the throws as God wanted.
Slick into it with that and it's for you.
Come on.
Two minutes.
Why didn't that game?
Two minutes, two minutes.
Two minutes, two minutes, two minutes.
They fell asleep right at the end of the half
and let it go.
It's going to take a monster second half.
Two minutes to see what happens.
It's a score.
Against, it's up 10, you're a game two.
It's up 10, good one, two.
Dillman, bottom!
Can he get down?
Dillman is not clearly dealt with by Courtois.
A little bit too much mustard on that one.
Still two minutes to play in the half.
A little bit too much mustard on that one.
That's a new option.
You want to go forward.
Play him.
West, you have to come to the ball sometime tonight, man.
Please, fuck.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
McKinney just making a run.
McKinney.
That was almost perfect.
That was the most beautiful death he's going to start into.
That was almost reflect right to death.
1v3.
I'm going to be honest.
Last 20 minutes, and the last 10 minutes looked better.
Look at Mock here.
You see that there?
Receives the ball.
He's under pressure.
Has a push to make some room.
Just a little bit more pressure to step here.
Spins back.
One minute left.
Move it.
He's been excellent for that in the first half.
So as we saw, there's that long switch.
Switches on, buddy.
Switches on, but throw too much gas.
One more chance.
One more minute's equalized for a free equalize.
I'll pull my kick out.
I was getting annoyed.
The shooting point, yes.
One more minute's equalized.
I'll pull my stick out of the equalize field.
The only thing that matters for us is that we advance.
They came out with an intensity.
The opening minutes of this game.
One minute to equalize.
Inside 10 minutes, we took the lead.
A little over a minute after the game
kicked off from Tillman's goal.
Chris Richey's got to get there.
It was an air pass.
He gets a lot of trying to leak it behind.
Nice!
Nathan!
Nice!
There's the half ball!
The ball goes up!
Joe Maligan has it now!
Took it off!
And now the United States is playing fucking God damn out with social media!
Here we go!
Last one again!
This could be a goal!
Remember, we have one more!
And Maligan at the end of this, I think he's trying to square it to Policeman.
Policeman at the end of the air post, and you even had Anthony Robinson at the back post.
The chance here, right at the end of the first half, to change the top of the wing.
That's my beautiful baby.
What a sight that team.
If you can find a goal in this situation, Belgium have looked susceptible at the back post throughout this tournament.
With this end, Bonestitch.
This is an easy catch for Tiba Courtois, and that is how the first half comes to a close.
to close work to do for the United States.
But they've got a tremendous crowd behind them to help them.
Rebecca Low and company at the other side of the break,
45 minutes down, 45 to go in Seattle.
Elgin to the United States one.
That was one of the worst first halves I've ever seen.
Alright, let's get real.
Our only goal was a deflection free kick.
It looked a little bit better at the end.
The back line looks like they're hungover.
I mean, were they partying?
I don't know what's happening.
Every time Belgium whips it in,
there's not a single defender to be found.
It's just, it's like,
it's like they're running a practice drill
where like the center backs are like intentionally
not defending and they're just working on finishing.
It literally looks like that.
Every time they whip it in,
they have a foot on it every fucking time then.
Really move here, David.
I'm gonna go rock a piss and contemplate the second half.
We need a huge second half, bro.
It's not over though.
We need a huge second half, huge second half, huge second half.
going into the second half here's what needs to fucking happen every member of the backline
needs to pull the thumb out of their ass that's step one if every time they whip it in it's
a goal and that's a problem okay everyone on the let's see what's lying says Alexi Lana
Let's show you then the first half of this game in Seattle
Beforehand a beautiful scene the flyover over this stadium, but just nine minutes in it went on all wrong
I see this US team just got punched in the nose for the first time this tournament
I guess no one says it could have been worse that first goal was this is just not really well
Don't you said not so fast the Kessler getting in
3 players moved away from the ball.
What if it's a U-9 fucking rack?
3 players stepped away from the ball.
No, it's not a happy man. No sure anything.
We have seen this before.
When it comes to free kick to US, Mali Kirman steps up.
Guess they're good free kick. A little deflection, but still a free kick goal.
So his second goal of the tournament, and he gets the equalizer there.
So far.
Got that ball, had some dip on it.
Nice celebration.
And then Rebecca said,
I want to see how they're going to defend.
They're 1v1.
They couldn't stop Leandro Trussard.
Don't slip on De Cattelari.
Do not slip on Trussard.
Do not slip on Daudi Luque Pacquiao.
The big guns are on the bench,
but those guys are on the field.
2-1 Belgium.
That is a key point.
The big guns are on the bench.
Plenty of reinforcements to come on for Belgium,
but from a U.S. perspective.
So, second half, De Bruyne and Docu are going to come in.
Something in midfield is too easy for Belgium.
Too easy, they're controlling the midfields.
Ball, they're switching the ball all the time in 1-0-1
with Leandro Tressard and sometime Leukebaccio.
Like a rhythm, we saw a couple of times
Alex Tillman doing some stuff,
couple of runs of Balogun.
But you know what?
You still have 45 minutes to...
De Bruyne, Docu and Vucacu are coming in the second half.
Play.
That's on your thoughts.
This is the first 45 minutes I see U.S. where they don't feel comfortable.
I mean, the attack is not working, and when the attack is not working, the defending has to work.
But the defending is not also working.
So something has to happen for the second half, and they need to get police, it's more on the side.
Not even one time Robinson comes on doing his overload that he normally does,
but also Belgium is making it difficult for them.
So there's two teams on the pitch, not only one.
I don't think anybody had a good half.
They can't defend the cross, they can't defend one-on-one, they couldn't defend in the air.
They can't defend the long ball through the other side.
So Mauricio Pochettino is going to earn his money this half-time.
And he better make some changes, either in personnel or tactics.
So what does Mauricio Pochettino and his staff have up their sleeve?
Because now it's an uphill task, Belgium lead by a goal, just one goal as it sounds.
It's 2-1, but they have plenty to come off that bench.
2-1.
Our greatest moments didn't come from being rational.
They didn't come from doing things we knew how to do.
They came from trying something impossible.
Chad, what do you think? Y'all still believe, man?
Y'all still believe?
That first half was a steaming pile of shit, man.
Let's wake up and smell the coffee. That first half was shit. We need an electric second half.
I mean our goal was a deflection free kick.
De Bruyne coming in, Dokku coming in, Lukaku coming in, already down.
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I don't know guys. I don't know, man.
Gotta, uh, can't give up, bruh. Can't give up. Still got another half. Can't give up.
Can't give up.
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US they need to win y'all they need to win this game
They need to win this game, dude
They need to win this game
They need to win bro
No shit, okay, you're right, but yeah, you know what i'm saying bro
they just need to like start the second half really well in not whatever the
fuck that was beer chat there's no beers in this house bro there's no beers in
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It's not looking good, Chad.
It's not looking good, man.
Call, what?
Call, who is it?
It looks like fucking shit!
Trump? You think I have Trump's number? What?
I'm not calling shit!
I won't die!
I can't wait another four years, man.
I can't wait four years for round of 16, brother.
Welcome to the show.
No one wants to win.
Oh, brother.
It's not right.
I thought this was the gear.
I thought this was the gear.
I thought this was it.
Even a quarter finals appearance was
so exciting, but 2016, so sparkly to breath in.
They've been doing how well they started. Oh my god.
Just a shot from a few moments ago. You can see Marito Pochettino talking.
Not a return on tone for a while.
Of course, thought the United States back on level terms throwing that first half.
Alright, let me pick up the spirit.
Let me pick up the spirit, man.
Oh wait, we're back.
We're back, hold up!
Terry mentioned the midfield, the US is getting overrun in the midfield.
We just saw Puccettino talking to Tillman, maybe he's telling him something.
And that right-hand side of the US with Destin Freeman, that was a bad half by them.
They went back!
And you just saw a shot there of Christian Polisic, Lattam wanting more from Polisic.
In the second half, Flo Balagun up top, 10 touches from him, the fewest of any player on the pitch.
Terry?
Alan, like 10 touches against Brazil also in the first half.
That doesn't mean anything.
We've got to put him in the box score, and then he'll score.
There you go.
You already need to go on.
Harland will tell you that.
Well, let's get you back to your commentary team.
I'm standing up to score.
Fuck, it's a foul.
No time.
John Strong.
Stu Holden.
What the fuck?
Godsockers!
Yes, indeed, Rebecca.
We've been watching the last few minutes as Geo Reina had been with the starting group
coming out of the locker room.
We do not see Sir Genius test on the field right now, so we'll wait for the...
board to come up but that is that I being cast by Mauricio Pochettino.
Everybody gets now!
This game around in Seattle, Giorna who scored that wonderful goal to put the
punctuation mark on the opening night win against Paraguay. He replaces
Sergio Dess at halftime here in Seattle.
Good, get some room out there.
We'll see how that reshuffles things a little bit.
There's Jess there making his way out to the bench.
Instead of the beginning of the tournament, this is a moment 32 years in the making.
Come on! Come on!
These men will never have a more significant opportunity to become American sporting heroes
than they have right now.
In front of this atmosphere, with so many of you watching from home,
what can they do in this sector?
Remember the sentence.
It's not over till it's over.
Friday afternoon in Los Angeles against the European champion, Spain.
in Spain, what does Giorna bring to the field right now?
He's a different smaker when he gets tired in space, creativity last pass and you saw
the goal against Paraguay who produced the goal.
I think the biggest tactical switch here is that Kenney has gone up to the right.
Let's get the attack going now.
See now he's getting pressure on the ball.
Get the fucking attack.
This could be more of a 4-2-3-1, but I think the biggest thing is not that reliable.
the more we attack, the less pressure we'll keep up.
What's the worst on the US Cup?
We're here.
Well, the first thing, US First Assistant,
Jesus Christ, said to me, it is very obvious to all of us,
we didn't get into the game in the first 10 minutes.
Little by little, we tried to match them.
When that, when that, when that.
That quickly is something we, Motherfuckers,
win it.
Build momentum.
Continue to play.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
He said, the good news, this is a one goal game.
Lying him, lying him.
Play better.
Nice.
Step.
Thank you. Thank you.
Now, what are you talking about?
It's just a great possession.
It's just something I can really get to have in the first half.
Great pressure for Belgium.
So I'm feeling instantly top of your screen.
Knees wide. You get the run for the game.
Great ball.
Can't get it cleanly.
Can't get it cleanly.
It's still loose.
You have first to recover.
It's been office for Belgium.
It's been office for Belgium.
and it's been off this for Belgium just everything that looks good just isn't it looks so good there
the pressure by the US there was forced to give away
that was a renewed intensity because the field wasn't around the field
Let's bang it around a little bit, let's bang it around a little bit, get some confidence
going.
Three shots is not going to cut it this half, it's not.
Point blank, Billion.
I'm going to need about ten shots this half.
You're at it.
Right up.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
And for politics, it's Robinson Stead.
Robinson crossing, and Balliom could plow all the way up.
McKinney, handling in the air, comes sideways.
Robinson knocks it for McKinney.
Wow, what?
He's alive for Balliom.
It looks way better.
It looks way better.
It looks like we actually have a pair of testicles now.
From the Lake Tilden.
Looks way better.
Looks way better.
Come on, Postage. Do something magical.
The hit pass, Richard just had to play safe and looks along at it.
It's a good spell for the U.S. though.
Notice the difference. The big thing being really for the first time.
Just looks better, Bob. It'll wait better.
They take Robinson and Freeman.
Keep this pressure up.
They didn't create anything in that second one.
But those are the situations we've been used to seeing the U.S. throughout this tournament.
This is a part of the game.
Win this.
I think they could be much better at it the first half, which is winning the first
Which is thanks you my god
What's advantage that wasn't a foul till it just was that's that's that's that's nice reason to come get it for so
Like him lying him
Switches on I guess
What is it?
Need to get something going.
I already got how it looks though.
It looks a lot better.
It looks a lot better.
First half was a fucking nightmare.
Nice!
Turn!
Turn this!
And put him on the run.
Send him on the run.
Wets!
Wets!
Sheer right up.
Switches off to Freeman immediate pressure.
He's not going to be spotted.
He's going to keep it.
It was knocked away in the middle there.
Trostarex lit across.
Look at that!
He locks it in.
We're staying on the fucking ball!
It's the world cup for Christ's sakes!
Richard Smully just let it go in the line.
I can't believe you pressed it.
He jumped off the ball.
Wait, no call?
No call.
No call, he's a stripper.
Bocchio isolated with Reign.
Step 10, step 10, step 10, step 10.
Step 10, step 10.
We block the cross after a ball.
When you talk about temperate, these are going to be very important moments throughout the game.
Because as you start to attack, as you start to get more aggressive, releasing players into the attack, it leaves you more exposed to other players.
So it's this fine balance, you're asking more of yourself.
The board is going to battle ground.
Now these four of you are just going to repeat.
13 pence against Krosy, backhand, absolutely fucking rubbish.
So this corner kicks, gets the shit out of me.
Sorry, really a fortune to get into just yesterday, but Jordan Henderson...
Tim Rheeves, get up and clear it like a fucking center match.
Please, at all.
Clear it, please.
So in corner pitchers, which the header?
Will DeBakio?
Will put the backhand?
Keeps, keeps, keeps.
Always keeps that.
KIDS!
Every time.
Let's get some offense going.
Freeze three saves on the first half as many as he had the entire game.
Come on, set, develop the attack!
Zane, Santa Clara, get to bottom of the table.
Develop the attack now!
We need to move along quickly.
Line him! Line him!
Fucking line him!
Thank you, West! Play West!
Well done, Ian from Robinson.
And City Rollins.
The referee said it's not. The referee said there was a clean tackle there.
This is still down by Telemans.
Policic is still at it. Good work by the US to hunt the ball back.
This is unfortunate because you're going to have to play the ball out of what Belcher is going to do when this play restart.
put it down the other end.
It'd be interesting,
because Policic was lining up for a shot.
This becomes a question of did the defender,
in this case, Telemans,
does he get his foot in front
and does Policic then kick into his heel?
Oh, God.
He did.
As much as, I'd like that to be a foul.
She might be injured.
Policic actually swings his leg into the back of the chair.
She might be injured.
It was hard to see if there was any touch
of the leg of Policic before he got to that point
as he's swinging it.
He might actually be injured.
That looks fucking bad.
On your feet, Christian.
I don't care how much pain you're in, bro.
If you leave the field, the shit's over.
On your feet.
Because the referee stopped the game himself,
he just restarted the drop ball in the U.S.,
keeping the attacking half.
Richard's an ally, he's an ally,
he's got to be so...
Release, release!
And secure these times of grief.
that that trombone is going to be keyed
or a quick possession and then he gets the ball
but a follow-up, Alion
and he's got some of the crowd
Robinson picks up the lead
wait!
he's back in the free
Robinson knocks the three
it's clear to Ray
what do you notice here
in the first half
we look way better
we look way better
we're winning this
what a ball
Adam Freeman
could have taken it down
quickly
the box is broken
first time ball across the goal
It's the Horde Stand, Dodge!
It's a horrific ball that you had Balagan and Weston McKinney laying out in front of their defenders.
What the fuck is that?
Horde, dodge, terrible!
In your stride, push it down, and then still you have to consider the angle might have gone that great move.
Tomorrow on Fox, the final day of the round is the second day of Nassie and Archie T.
Well won! Well won, Turner!
Switching leg, up the road for the first time in a year.
Come on, Gio!
8 AM, but it's not supposed to be fun.
Fox, you've been a couple of days off in the tournament.
Melissa's still struggling, by the way. Bottom left of your screen.
He's still...
He's still limping his way through.
Hey, but, Christian, you gotta limp through the game, bro!
I don't give a fuck!
Get this guy on painkillers now!
from the last World Cup.
Next hydration plate!
Slip a fucking ass down there!
Well, he killed him.
He's tough at a loss.
He ran a long time.
Turn this.
And he has it.
Scoot it.
Wow!
Wow!
He's tracking.
Now he's trying to keep it in play.
He did not.
And it's out for a goal kick.
He just kind of, like, all got chipped over by Reina.
He was inside of it a little bit,
trying to judge the front of it.
We didn't give Kelly the marriage shout out because it's not what we want to do.
Shit touched up, really.
It's a shit fucking touch.
Fifty-five minutes down.
Fifty to go.
We need an equalizer.
We need an equalizer.
We need an equalizer now.
back off. Clearance. All the time in the world. Jenny, what more can you add on
ballistic right now? Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be getting better for
ballistic. I've just watched him motion over, yell over to the bench that his leg
is still in a lot of pain. I don't get it. You can see it in his movements. We got pain killers on my
is he reached out for that?
Literally get pain killers!
Literally get pain killers!
What bullshit are you going to be?
He's not playing World Cup for four years!
This is why we football!
Somebody's slipping my fucking eye out!
This fuck is ass!
Stay on the bench!
This was that moment and this was that opportunity.
And it looks like, once again, the entry issues
issues in a dog holistic throughout his career also I would say you're struggling
again
Richard's beat now to the oh no freeze has got to get there and be the one that he takes it down off the chest
to Ketelar and oxen away Tim Reem can't block it and unless video review says this is a foul from the hideout Reem
It is a disaster, a store-bought and conceded matchup.
And here's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying this is the reason for our case.
If your hurt go down, it can make the system restocks the play.
You're playing the man-line essentially,
because the look goes round and out of there.
For this justice, it's a mistake.
I've seen United keepers in a bad situation.
Freese takes the first touch, Conway,
and he gets head, just a little hesitant,
tries to try to play out of it.
As you'll see,
One ball, root one, it's been very consistent for Belgium, but you're in a good spot here.
Put it out, takes a touch, hesitates on the left foot, doesn't want to hit it,
and then Reem's trying to backtrack.
I've seen United keepers with better awareness.
Just an absolute disaster for the United States.
They have 4-12, we have him.
Two goals that have come off the mistakes.
I don't know why he hesitated if he thought he was going to get contact.
Two goals to hesitations.
He's going to try to make a challenge.
Wow.
Denny's out of his goal, he can't use your hands there.
And Tim Green just off-bounds the strategy to the end.
The focus is on him.
I've seen better goalkeeping from sketch.
I'm not capturing.
I've seen better goalkeeping from sketch.
Now there's any guy you can think of to come off the bench and provide a spark, provide
energy.
Give everything of himself for the cause.
It's Sebastian Burhalter, 7th performer coach, Greg Burhalter.
We've got he and Gio Rey in the field.
Their dads were part of that 2002 World Cup team for the U.S.
The only one that's ever advanced to a quarter final in the modern format of the FIFA World
What can they provide now in this moment?
The way for conceding goals reminds me of clearly when I played U-Town.
The way for conceding goals literally reminds me of U-Town.
Four defenders surrounding the ball, nobody steps to the ball, open goal.
A keeper comes out of his box, checks it, hesitates and competes.
This looks like a uniting wreck team right now.
It's Bernhardt's first touch and it's a full-fledged victory.
It's got the QR code, it's one thing to lose, it's one thing to get out play.
It's one thing to literally hand out goals.
Which is a classic.
It's one thing to just hand out goals.
It's both this, it's what it's going to be for him.
One the ball back in the middle.
Close to McKinney.
Now Tyler Adams.
Oh no, we suck again!
Javi Biltz, what a boy!
Oh no, we suck again!
I mean, just handing out balls like the chocolate chip cookies at a bake sale.
I mean, what the fuck?
They're not even scoring!
They're just allowing them to score!
You know, World Cup, in front of the entire Seattle stadium, which is not even far from
the American, you can see like that twice.
You can see like that twice.
Absolutely fucking pathetic.
It should be ashamed of yourself.
All of you, all of you, should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
with five minutes to play in this building on the left hand.
Oh, I'm not going to throw a glass out of water.
It should score twice inside of three minutes to fours extra time.
Absolutely handing out goals like they're fucking chocolate chip cookies, man.
You guys have that same belief.
One of us that's been the cry from this team this whole time.
He's scored now, he's scored now, he's scored now, he's scored now.
the ball again wasn't quite ready for it actually Robinson walks a switch hands up for the
the side, goes instead to Gormalds.
Arms frame it.
Play inside for Ray.
Gormalds later recover.
There's Hansen Roberts and he's got seven for support.
Robertson gonna drive with a ball on, a little pump fake.
Backwards for Adams.
Adams, that's too far for Gormalds.
At least Adams can take you up the ball.
And the counter. U.S. is on their heels. Fingers flying in.
Land for a true star. Now a true star.
The lock by Richard's out for a pull.
That's a really good secret for both of them.
Because now, they've got to...
At least act like you want the ball, man.
Act like it. I mean, no one's even trying.
You're really threatened by the U.S. attack there.
At least act like you want the ball. Please, God.
Everyone's like this on the attack.
And then they're gonna count.
It's what they're gonna do.
They've got options off the bench
that they're gonna bring in to keep that energy high.
They're going to take the lead.
I can fucking get back, bro.
We can really hurt the U.S. the other way.
There's what to do.
Oh, they did it again.
They gasped at me again.
I'm gonna die before this country moves to World Cup.
I'm gonna fucking die.
I can get back into deeper stages.
I can gas at every World Cup.
We're literally group stage warriors.
I can gas at every World Cup, that's her.
As soon as we get to the knockout stage, we piss down in the fucking leg.
Literally just fear that's all it is.
Shit, shit, attack again.
It's just fear, that's all it is.
Because first goal is conceded to fear, not a single US player steps to the ball.
Belgian player just walks up to the ball and says,
you're allowing me to take the ball in front of four of you in front of your
own box. Okay, I'm gonna score. Third goal for Belgium. Keeper has a 55 IQ, I
think. I don't know. Chessit hesitates. He's the keeper off his line. I'm not even
off his line. Out of the box, completely hesitates, pump fakes, and loses the ball.
Just fear. It's not even like they're out playing the U.S. I mean they
They're out playing the US, but it's just fear. It's just pure fear.
I'm gonna I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die before we win a World Cup let alone die
I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna die before we make a semi-finals man. I'm gonna die before we make a quarter finals
The last time we made a quarter finals was 2002. I was one years old. I wasn't even sentient
Roy Defey, and Elliott Ferrena. Just fear, just handing out goals like they're fucking cookies at the big salons there. Disgusting performance, really out wide. That's the worst goalkeeping I've ever seen.
They're just trying to, Belgium are just trying to bait you into playing that one pass that you think you can force in because you do have to start taking this and down two goals and chasing the game.
So it's just the balance of the moments for the US when they need to try to see those gaps, exploit that play quickly, little combinations, they're being patient right now.
also white content because he has just circled the ball around
trying to play that ball they're going to jump the passing line and look to break the other way with the speed
it's the first touch of the half for Valogam, all but he goes and has a combination of five frames and the U.S. gets a cover out of it
because oh by the way, to steal from Xiera on Lee, the big guns are coming for Belgium
they've got Lukaku and Toku preparing to enter the moment
speaking of speed and speaking of power and speaking of finishing ability
I said this in the first half, the back post has been an area where first and second balls,
the U.S. can find success.
Belgium have looked very open to conceding opportunities from there.
And this is where Gerholtz was terrific, set piece delivery.
Whips it in, Freeman found it, and it just loops up and out.
Yes to your point you've got the coffee coming off his hundred thirty firsts here. He scored 92 goals
this one
Right at his feet good pressure from the Kettler
Really wasn't the best of strikes. I thought he was going to try to log it over but he saw a ring scrambling back
but
It's a difficult one if you're weak because you're caught and trying to keep your body open to the glory
We're still trying to make the play on it on that foot
But he just misplayed the plan straight in the back of the net.
When it came for De Ketelar, two goals and him and a assist now.
He's been involved in all three for the byline missing cross.
And here's the Bacchio.
If it did, De Ketelar comes off for full copy.
But it has been a signature performance for him in a Belgium shirt.
game going back for the birds
of his child in London he was
dealing with a respiratory illness.
He has a one a night for child to
get to longer in place by the
car.
He's a little curious to stay
here and go for the hat trick.
Just beats me to that ball.
He wanted it more.
Attacking it gets the momentum
heading towards it.
Hands on the back of it.
Really strong weather.
Really strong afternoon for
for Lukavakir as well.
Ken trying to accelerate to get to that ball.
Can cut him off.
US throw.
He's a second half hydration break.
Although Lukavakir a long-time top scorer for Belgium
at his fourth World Cup.
They just throw right now.
He's been grounded so soon.
I forget the boundaries this year.
when he started in the group stage,
it was his first start in a year.
He'd only ever come off the bench
and he was here for the appearances
for his club namecler this season.
That's for Freeman.
Tillman.
Freeman was coming around the back.
DeKalper was alert to intercept it.
And now this is where it's going to get scary dangerous.
Lukaku gets under control.
Tillman's saying, I'm telling you, it's my style.
I don't mind that. First of all, you stop a promising counterattack, but also show a bit of fight there.
22 minutes to make a statement. Try to create something. You got to get the first one that you built for them.
22 minutes for the United States at this World Cup. Can they pull off the spectacular down 3-1 to Belgium here?
Why do they always say 22 minutes when it just isn't the stoppage time? I don't understand.
this is quite a game you guys know the whistle doesn't blow at 90 minutes right
you're literally casting the World Cup right now
whatever
Unbridled Joy and Emotion Overflows.
Give it some passion, Jinx. We need you.
Toby, what the fuck am I going to do, man?
What the fuck am I going to do?
They're handing out goals like chocolate chip cookies, man.
I don't even know what you want me to say to you, bro.
They're handing out, like, there's no sense of urgency.
Everyone's terrified of the ball. Everyone's an absolute massive fucking pussy.
Everyone is a massive motherfucking pussy, bro. Keepers playing like a pussy,
backlines playing like a pussy, attacks playing like a pussy. I just see 11
pussies out there. That's what I see right now. It's over, y'all. It's over, man. It's over.
If they win, I'll be the happiest human of all time. I just, I don't see it. There's no attack.
There's no shots. There's no passing. Every time Belgium has the ball, we turn into pussies. Every
time we have the ball, we turn into pussies. We're just constantly pussies. The only time we're
not pussies is when we have our hydration break and we drink our fucking power in for two minutes.
It uh, it looks shit man. It looks absolutely shit. What do you want me to say bro? It looks like dog shit
I'm gonna die before we win a world cup. I will die. I'm gonna cease to exist. I
Got gas in the group stage classic
Gas in the group stage right when we get to knockout stage. We just turn into little fucking pussies
It is what it is, man
to pull off something special and extend this magical world club run and produce some amazing
moments in American men's soccer history over the last three and a half weeks.
You know, Chad, look at it like this, right?
This is the reality of the World Cup, bro.
Our best players are like, here's the reality of the World Cup, man.
Our best players are 6 out of 10 players in Europe, okay?
Those are our best players.
Our 80% of our team is MLS players, bro.
Like guys, let's call it what it is, bro.
Our best players are 6 out of 10 players in Europe, man.
When you have a team like Spain, their best players are the best players in the world.
Argentina, their best players are the best players in the world.
Dang it off, McKinney couldn't get there.
It's sometimes you got to wake up and smell the coffee our best players are six out of ten players in Europe
Okay, you got to wake up and smell the coffee sometimes
Performance together and a moment together
Makes you
You can actually do this because I'm not sure what I'm seeing right now that this team believes that they can get back into this game
No, they don't
It was part of that the other one that's all the first goal. I knew exactly what type of game
It was gonna be four players did not step to a ball. That's disgusting
That's disgusting that's fucking I we should have just ended the game there
Blown the whistle and said you guys get in the bus get the fuck in the bus. See you in four years
Four players surrounding a Belgian attacker and no one steps in the ball
To the left.
Steer back to Mount Freese.
He's got a tough 20 minutes going.
No tournament he's had though.
What a future he has in the age of 21.
The mantra clips in the long front to Robinson.
not able to keep it in play.
What a deep, deep here.
Look at these moments.
Given the opportunity.
The work to find Weston McKinney.
Now they're going to chase and going.
Just plays it safe and out.
They tell it as the U.S. goal today.
She's trying to play it off in a penalty winning quarter.
It mounts the wrong way.
And the U.S. trying to hump this ball back right now.
And that's a foul.
the ball free man wins the battle.
Goal and kick is the decision of the referee.
Free should just put this ball back in place.
Anyone change who's their mind?
Don't do this right.
Share that order, OK, but we'll take it.
We're head to his turn.
That in there for the left of the front.
Their pass there, U.S. draw.
One, one!
Four-hour to go in Seattle.
Not a save from one shot on goal today.
That is the Tillman free kick.
That's a bad game for him.
They're in front of this packed house of just less than 67,000 fans.
United States of 15 minutes plus stoppage time.
To do to Belgium.
What the Belgians did in this building a matter of days ago against Senegal.
Back from two goals down, forced extra time.
Reem tried to jam that into Anthony Robinson.
Fousal was able to control it.
And Robinson catching his club teammate to take Estonia there.
He'll just jog away, free kick Belgium.
He's going his down.
This seems a frustration right here from the US players.
Body language from Marisa Pochettino says a lot too.
He seems just out of ideas right now.
There's not too much he can do.
He's made his subs.
He's just waiting and hoping that you're...
You've got someone out there that can give you something, some type of spark.
Maybe it's a set piece, maybe it's...
This guy has been phenomenal at tournament, Toman has been terrific.
Even Ty again, he's been a player out there that I can still say can hold his head high.
He's doing what he can.
German, American serviceman father raised by a single mother
audience.
Play for the United States.
Play for Germany youth levels.
That was how to play though.
Someone could keep it in.
Look at the scene here in Seattle.
And if we just think about how we got here.
You want to start 3-1.
Look at the scene here in Seattle and if we just think about how we got here, you want
to start at 3-1.
You can see the goal within 8 minutes.
You make a mistake.
It leads to the goal.
Then you score.
You're back in the game until it gives you a moment.
And you can see right after that again.
Just two players on one.
Defensive miss out.
You could see right after that again.
Just two players on one.
Defensive miss out.
Miss communication.
Group, McClellan, G1.
Okay, second half.
Here you come again.
And then you make a mistake in the back.
It's Q1.
I think that would be the thing that has this team just feeling the way they do now.
I'm sure there's a feeling of familiarity for people watching with that have felt this before in this round.
Whether that feeling goes in the next 13 minutes we'll find out.
We've seen some special moments from this team throughout this tournament.
It just takes one to get you right back in this game.
The crowd trying to recognize that right now with the USA Chats.
We've got different smokers. Show it.
Frank McKenna get around the outside of the Khyber able to get back to that ball.
There's a collage with McKenna.
Back in mechanic, puts it up in the air.
Clare the left as far as he can back down.
Oh!
And the box is just wide!
But he's at the start of the game.
Ready to go.
This is what I'm saying.
You need one chance.
So close.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It's very bluntly.
It's just that low shot.
Oh, my God.
It's so close.
This team is staying in her spirit.
And Paul Henshaw from us, he was a national team player and coach in front of Sebastian, but he's a player, you said when he came here.
He's not in the top-class 45th base right now.
He was at the standings watching against the net four years ago, probably training about having him off the list.
Go, Max. Go, Max. Go, Max. Go, Max.
No, it's a Belgium throw, McKenny's starting to get up.
McKenny's lipping.
The hand is moving off.
What?
Belgium perspective, they're loving the fact that they can maybe
rest him and load that up for Spain on Friday.
It's like having a star beneath the pitch and just sitting in the right
It's like having a start underneath the pitch and just sitting in the way.
Maybe you don't have to use it tonight. Keep it fresh.
Today Robinson Batling with a little interest.
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Brother Pepe, got it.
Nice, brother Sparrow's third.
Brandon's in a pocket of space in the middle of the pep.
He can find him.
That's an inside.
He got knocked off.
Bounce.
Two minutes to say the laders set the pass.
They got to keep going.
They got to keep going.
Ten minutes plus stop.
It's time to go.
for the U.S.
He was upset about the one that McKinney took him on to go.
That was a way out, pass to us all.
Because as you said, if the U.S. could find a way to get one,
This building will explode, and it will cost cash.
That's how you grab the second.
That's exactly what Bellachian did.
The second came right after the first.
O'Giordan ran over Scrooper,
threw out Ballagin, trying to get a chance.
Ballagin, Ballagin, Ballagin, Ballagin, Ballagin!
Ballagin!
Salve for Twa!
Wow.
Gortua makes a good save because Balaga has a look up and he was by himself.
He actually hit that end of the ground and Gortua was starting to lean to his left.
It still made this save, but his near post was not going to get beat there.
First save of the game, Keebo Gortua.
Stop talking to the wrap and score.
God damn it.
Stop talking to the wrap and fucking score.
To manage that type of top lacing.
Referee doing fine.
Come on.
Referee's crew's life is wild.
You guys handed out two goals and now it's time to get them back.
Period.
That's the first one for the take.
It's a pop sideways and for 12 to come again in front of Richards.
That's a really, really good save from the best goalkeepers in the world.
He draws contact, wins a free-kick.
Just put it back into play.
Seven minutes plus stop.
It's time to go.
So the field court is warming up.
Two remaining substitutions available.
Well, Christian Policic on the field
as he came off hurt a little while ago.
Bert Hulter clipping it up.
Robinson knocking it down with a hesitation
before it's cleared away.
There's some of the entry in the first half coming down to the bench area.
It's in for Balligan.
Hoped away from him.
Prevented for Bannecourt.
No doubt to me, actually.
Turner leaping off the bench to grab it.
Get it back in quickly for the U.S.
Come on.
I'm just going out. I'm just going out.
Lukaku has it, Lukaku poked away, job not done.
Toku gonna reset a lot, Kurosawa cutting back, Kurosawa blocked by Richards.
Randolph throws his body, still they can't get it clear.
Kurosawa will cycle it around.
What a block for Richards, I think that was going in.
That's right through Kurosawa, that was from our angle, that looked to me like that was going to the far post.
Big time long acres as well for party. Come on
And defending the ball gotta be careful cut back in Freeman steps it away
There's Rescott with the work there
They'll be chasing around can't come on the end of the ball
You just play keep away right now
And he's found free kick you as children
He's going to feel like he's playing better than he was, but it's the way the two of them sandwiched together and take out to watch this as the ball is gone.
There's a touch to the tip, it actually parries into the back of the ball, should be no complaints about that.
The West just makes it short, not yet making the serve.
Two casual though in this moment as the ball's back into play.
Four minutes post-off, it's time for the U.S. to score twice, score halter.
Reston McKinney, flow down again, he's trying to flick it for tell him,
but he goes on coming and slid across the block.
That's really good defending from the boys as you said saw that through the full way
He stepped inside
Flip around the corner
Now Valga's had a couple of chances, but they were physical right up behind them connecting together on big, tall, downish spaces
And that was a big call for Rudy Garcia. The boy had to play last two games suspended for one and then just kept on the bench against Senegal
the U.S. has got to keep this going there.
Yes, it's getting tired, but there's still time.
Three minutes plus stop, it's time.
Two subs in a week for both teams now.
G-Ride is preparing to enter.
Max Arston preparing to make Heels World Cup debut.
Frinnin' across the ball in the air,
but it comes to Chris Richards instead.
He's just one extra touch there and that allowed Tillman to come in and knock it away back to
the U.S. got a two minutes plus
stop each time.
It was high as far as he can put
it.
This comes out for a goal kick.
Here come the sucks two for each team.
Let's see about the US subs.
You can hear it, the fourth official there.
This is here, not sure if Davao is saying your board is not ready.
You can't come on yet.
No, don't put me in that paper.
The US bench is annoyed at that.
The pressure by Telma, but it bounces out for Belgium throw.
One minute plus stop, it's time to go.
And still the US Bench just kind of bewildered that they're not being allowed to make their substitutions.
We're just gonna settle that in front of Salamakers and play for Alex Freeman.
Freeman trying to come back to the near side.
Till then, Anthony Robinson can get there.
Robinson gets the cross in over.
the back post goes along only
Chris Richards is there.
It's going to go up.
It won't be the U.S.
Subway.
We have a stop.
It's time to play here in
Seattle.
I don't think it'll be huge
It could be six, maybe seven.
How about four?
So the three-man hydration break and then one added man.
US got to go quicker.
The fans are reacting to a lower number
than they were hoping for.
They just be looking this long and seeing what happens here.
They see that part time.
Here it comes.
A little spot there for Geo Rainer from Gore-Helzer.
Working on Goku, trying to find the space for Alex Freeman to Khyper defending him.
Freeman.
Valogin let it go and no one was behind him in a dark blue shirt.
Just Salamakers.
Goku on the run.
Try to draw contact, draw free kick.
He goes down to he free says play on.
Good tackle to win the ball.
That could sell makers.
Three minutes remaining for the United States.
This wonderful journey that began a little over three weeks ago in Los Angeles.
Robinson clipping it out too tall for Valley.
Robinson trying to get there wings the header across to Giorina trying to settle it for Burr-Hulter.
don't believe it to it to bring it down again he's just gonna draw the foul the
free kick yeah it's that play is just even another little example of the
class and quality we're gonna get this up now that the Belgium event
I got this roof over a hundred million dollars and don't you walk the bench as a
second half replacement in the game like this is pulling balls out of the air
control, great awareness, wins a three kick, he's been lively.
It's, I know, we fell in love the last couple of weeks with this team and this ride and this moment.
And that doesn't change the scenes we've seen around this country.
It's just, for none like anything I've ever seen in my lifetime.
For a team and for a tournament like we have experienced.
But yeah, I know there's going to be fans out there and players like me that this is a familiar feeling.
come up against the big boys from Europe in the round of 16 and it ends the way it did four years ago.
Don't concede another.
Lukaku on the loose ball!
Scalaris, Romelu, Lukaku.
The exclamation point for Belgium.
They will ride moments of doubt to Los Angeles Friday afternoon for a showdown with Spain in the World Cup quarter-final.
the U.S. have made but yet they've shown quality when they needed to.
There's a reason before the game we talked about this Belgium team it wasn't going to
be easy but they also have guys waiting in the wings that could do this.
going to be easy but they also have guys waiting in the wings that could do this.
You're bringing on a guy who's scored 92 and now 93 international goals.
Richards gets pocket picks. This is Lukaku on the right foot, finds the far post.
The exclamation point, the performance tonight and so much conversation coming into this game
and the U.S. hoping they could do something special.
But instead, it has been the Belgians that have spoiled the party with a really professional performance.
And just a reminder that at this level, if you're the United States, you cannot play the way they have and make the mistakes they've had and expect to advance against a team like this.
Listen, before the final whistle, he doesn't have to stop now. We've got an incredible group right at 94.
If you've enjoyed what you're seeing,
we'll support your local team.
This doesn't have to be the last soccer you want
for the next four years.
It's a beautiful sport.
We give our lives to it for a very good reason.
We have so enjoyed the support the U.S. has received,
and we are incredibly excited for the final two weeks
of this tournament.
The final two weeks with Phil Novin through
the men of the United States.
Belgium, a concern about an injury,
but one of their legends scores in a third game
But one of their legend scores in a third consecutive game, and they set up a quarter
final with Spain Friday afternoon in Los Angeles.
It's going to be a hard one to stomach for this team, the coaches, the fans.
Everybody involved with U.S. soccer in this country, but be proud of what...
messy you're all I got man, play the game please.
Just four years.
Group stage, group stage, gaslighting,
knockout stage, bed pissing.
Get this shit off my fucking screen.
Get this shit off my fucking screen.
You know, every four years, I just get gaslit again, but we just don't have the players, man.
Simple enough, we just don't have the players.
We just don't have the players, man.
Our best players are literally six out of ten players in Europe.
It is one of his problems.
My only hope is Messi and Gingys calling me.
Yes, Gingys, are you okay, mate?
This is what happens when you want to support one of the shittiest teams to have a grace
in the world of football. You have had your president try and rig it in your favour. You
I still haven't got a better form on you, you are fucking shit.
Okay, this is what happens when you get false hope.
False hope because you've played in the Aragwai.
You've been a straight up.
You lost to Touken.
You don't be bossing up.
And the first time you played a half decent team, you've been spanked four.
And you honestly thought you would get further than England.
You're fucking shit mate.
Your manager was unbelievable and he's made himself look like an absolute nod-head by managing your shit nation.
You can't play football, you can't do fucking anything, it's embarrassing.
You know, the fact Donald Trump had to get involved, it's a trade-off.
I can't believe that.
Donald Trump had to try and get involved and he's still got battered.
It's alright because you'll probably try to force a replay so you get beyond the tuna next time.
And I'm not going to push you right now mate, you take your time because this is going to be a heartbreak, but there was a 500 gift in that on the line.
So obviously there's no rush, you take your time mate.
But at the end of the day, I'm going to give you a valuable lesson. When it comes to football, leave it to the English.
Let's talk about your lesson now.
You guys are gonna beat Norway and then Messi is literally going to fuck you in the ass.
Yeah, but do you know the difference is that we've got to the semi-final.
You couldn't even get out of fucking round 16.
The best thing is that you've gone to the World Cup, you've only won three games and you've lost two.
You've only won one more game than you've played, than you've lost at World Cup.
You're embarrassing, guys.
That is fucking embarrassing on every stage of fucking football.
I mean, what do you want, bro?
Do you want to piss on my face now?
I mean, like, it's one thing where it's you don't kick a man while he's down.
You don't take a shit on a man's chest while he's down, bro.
I mean, bro, already you got your licks in, bro.
Messi's still gonna fucking wipe the floor with you guys.
Let's wake up and smell the coffee, bro.
You're not beating Messi, you know that right I am not beating Messi
I'm not worried about Messi so it's gonna take on Norway
His name's not Messi
His name's not fucking Messi
It's Messi
It's not Messi
Stop throwing an E.H on every fucking word
It's Messi
It's not jimsy
It's not jimsy
It's not jimsy
I'm worried about at the minute. We've got to get past Harlem first. When we pocket Harlem,
then we get past Norway, then we'll worry about Messer. We have Anderson, Mannmark,
Messer, taking out the game. We have Gordon dropping to centre mid-run with Defending,
right? We've got that. Messed out the game. We've got the three in the middle, and then
we hit him on the counter-attack and we'll beat Argentina. And then we'll face France
in the final you've got Abape, Elise, Dan Bale, all these unbelievable players and England
are going to fucking outclass them. Football's coming home again, with Thomas Tugol. One,
two, three, four, football's coming home again, with Thomas Tugol. And if you can turn your
manager Pochettino because he's probably going to resign and stop wasting his fucking time,
Now we look great manager. He's managing eight players in the MLS and a starting lineup, bro. I mean
he's a god damn miracle worker for getting us this far.
Yeah, he's not really going straight far, mate. You just put out with your analysis.
You beat Paraguay and Australia and Bosnia, that's not getting you far, that's doing
what anyone else should do, you fucking team shit, your team is fucking right mate.
You know what, I'm fucking Bosnian, we have to listen to any more Americans now, try and
talk football, try and talk soccer, because you're fucking clueless, you've been handed
it by Belgium, and can I just tell you something, Belgium are fucking shit as well.
Belgium are fucking a wine and oh my god, why has Pogchettino told your goalkeeper to give him a goal?
Why did he do that?
He didn't. Our goalkeeper is just terrible.
No, no, no.
I've never seen that.
I've never seen that.
I don't know what you want me to tell you, bro.
First goal of the game was handed to Belgium.
Third goal of the game for Belgium was handed to Belgium.
There was four United States players surrounding one Belgian attacker.
They all backed away from the ball, powered in fear, and then he scored.
Right then and there, I knew the game was over.
And then that keeping, what was it, Matt Fries?
That was the worst goalkeeping I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Release the fucking ball!
ball you're in the world cup what is that pump fake look for a
congratulations you guys made it further freeze because he just throws in the net
because he's here okay okay yeah Matt freeze uh throws under pressure bro look
bro ginger enjoy whatever this sick what is this the hate watch what are you sick
enjoy you know enjoy your you're a hate watcher enjoy your hate watch bro Messi
is coming for that ass, whether you like it or not.
And it's not Messi, it's not Messi, Messi, no, Messi,
leave him Messi, it's coming for that ass,
and he's going to fuck it.
Jinxy, can I tell you a whole thing before I go?
What, Ralph?
You said a hundred things, what?
He hangs up with aura, okay.
Did you shrink your nipples?
Oh, we got a comedian, he's, no, they're the same size.
I don't, look, bro, call it what it is, bro.
Y'all know my favorite saying of high-fives calling.
Hey, high-fives, what's up?
JJ, did J.U.S.A win?
I just got home.
You just got home one second after Jin's hung up?
Yeah.
You're literally American, bro.
You're literally American hanging up, hanging up, hanging up, hanging up.
Look, bro, y'all know my favorite saying ever wake up and smell the coffee.
Listen, bro, we don't have to play this man.
I vow to never be gaslit again in the group stage.
I fucking vow because the group stage literally means nothing.
I vowed to never be gaslit again in the group stage.
I fucking vowed.
I'm gonna die.
I will leave this earth before we make a quarter finals again.
Look, bro, where's my messy jersey at, man?
Messy, you're my only hope.
Like, if you lose, I have nothing to watch.
You're my only hope, bro.
You're my only fucking hope at this point, messy.
Please, daddy, just one more time.
You're my only hope, Messi.
Please, God.
I knew the US, I knew the US were gonna win deep down.
I think we all knew, but bro, top eight would have been cool.
I got a perfect sound, I think I broke another pair of headphones too.
The only people left on the streets are the sort that enjoy the chaos.
Gotham's Farnest.
Scum.
Criminals.
And worse.
Not enough good people left to stop them.
It took just 24 hours for us to lose control of the game.
Save the thing, goddammit!
Tonight, Gotham's relying on one man to save us all.
Alright, man.
There's one man left, bro.
One man left, bro.
I'm not even going to watch the finals do it well no I have to get some goals in the finals
but messy you'd have to win bro please just win back to back and shut up every fucking
delusional fucking idiot out there just went back to back bro alright chat I'm probably
going to take a cold shower, light a candle, listen to Marvin's room. It is what it is,
bro. But chat, what did we remember? What did we learn? What did we learn, guys? We're
never going to be gaslit again. We're never going to be gaslit again. Never again. Never
We're going to be gaslit again, bro.
Messi, you're my only help, bro.
You have to win, okay?
Go be great, Messi.
You're the greatest ever, bro.
All right, chat.
We got Egypt versus Argentina tomorrow.
I'm going to watch that game, and I'm going to watch every game for the rest of the World
Cup.
man I'm pretty depressed to be honest with you I wanted to see I want to see
USA make it far but have a great night y'all I love y'all man um and yeah messy
messy you know what you have to do messy