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Not gonna watch every World Cup game, not gonna miss a World Cup game and chat.
Let's talk about the yesterday's game, bro.
We, I did a short stream, I was kind of tired.
Today I feel good, bro. Chat.
Argentina vs. Egypt yesterday, what was y'all's thoughts on the game, bro?
Potentially game of the year.
Rigged, robbery.
Yeah, this gotta be rage bait. You gotta be rage baited, man. Dominic, give me your water.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Okay, okay. Let me explain. Let me explain. Let me explain.
The football social media world, okay? Messi had a joke of international career. Messi had
a joke of international career. Messi never wins anything internationally. Wins the World
Cup, it's rigged. Then yesterday, Messi's losing to Egypt, 78 minutes into the game,
losing to Egypt, losing to Egypt, losing to Egypt, losing to Egypt. Messi beats Egypt.
The fallout from the Argentina-Egypt game last night.
Whoa! Hi, guys, we got drama in here? Chat, like, we're gonna talk about it, bro. Because
It's like, I don't know, bro. I don't know if someone needs to like knock some sense into people, bro
chat, um
No, yeah, but all you hear is messy how to joke of international career messy will never win anything internationally
Then messy wins a World Cup. It's rigged
Then yesterday messy's losing to Egypt losing to Egypt. Pessie losing to Egypt. He wins rigged rigged, Argentina
Yo, if you're one of those people that is blaming the referees for the Egypt-Argentina game,
did the referees make Egypt concede three goals in 15 minutes?
I'm legitimately curious.
No, no, no.
Did the referees make Egypt concede three goals in 15 minutes?
Did they?
Like, like, Chad, did it?
Did the referee come in, right?
and hit a fucking Travella from 45 yards away from the net into upper 90.
Did the ref do that?
No.
Egypt conceded three times in 15 minutes.
Now, here's what actually happened.
This is literally all that happened yesterday.
Argentina was down 2-0.
They got desperate.
They pushed Messi to right wing, and we saw vintage Messi.
No one can fuck with Messi on right wing.
No one's ever been able to fuck with Messi on right wing.
No one ever will be able to fuck with Messi on right wing.
Because the problem was when Messi was playing striker,
he was so centralized and it was so congested
outside of the box.
As soon as he went to right wing,
he just completely took over the game.
As soon as Messi went to right wing,
he completely took over the game.
I expect Argentina to start Messi right wing next game.
I guess what's the problem, probably the rest of the world.
But yeah, like, I get it, bro.
People like to cry about the wraps
since happens in every sport.
I asked you this question.
Did the referees make Egypt concede three goals in 15 minutes?
Did the refs do that?
Did the referees make Egypt concede?
Yes, explain.
Explain now.
No, because bro, if you're gonna say yes, explain now.
How did the referees make Egypt concede three goals
in 15 minutes?
How?
How?
How?
Things should become a ref and shave his head.
They just allowed a clear goal.
Oh, so now VAR is wrong.
So, okay, let me get this straight.
You guys think VAR is wrong now.
When in the VAR, he stomped on the guy's cleat.
So in the VAR, an Egyptian player stomped on an Argentinian player's cleat.
He fell to the floor, dispossessed the ball completely from him.
The only reason why he got the ball was because he stepped on his cleat.
And then they scored, right?
Which that goal, it's never happening if he doesn't step on his cleat.
Like, do y'all care about the integrity of the sport or no?
Is it just because it's messy?
You have to just hate it.
I don't understand.
Bro, hey look, bro.
a blank period. The referees did not make Egypt concede three times in 15 minutes. You
know who made Egypt concede three times in 15 minutes? Egypt. Okay. All they had to do
was concede zero or one goal in the last 15 minutes of the game and they would have won.
But they did. They conceded three goals in 15 minutes and now they're out. That's how
sports works. That's how life works. You can't concede three goals in 15 minutes and then
and cry about a referee.
Also, if Messi started that game on right wing,
I would have been 7-0 Argentina.
As soon as Messi was pushed out to right wing,
I legitimately had an erection.
Like I look, no one can fuck with Messi right wing.
Bro, the problem when he was playing striker,
it was so congested.
It was so congested outside of the box.
Now, next thing I'm gonna say.
Switzerland beat Columbia.
I don't like dude, Messi is probably going to beat Switzerland, probably going to be England
slash Norway and probably going to be France bro, Messi has been in the World Cup.
And one month ago, if y'all remember, yes, one month ago, I bet $5,000 on Argentina to
win the World Cup, that's going to pay $40,000.
I mean like bro, it's just put your money where your fucking mouth is bro.
Like I know this guy is unguardable.
Now, let's talk about the eruptions in social media and the delusions of people.
The spiraling out of control.
Dylan Page is commentating on this, so you know it's like actual news.
The full out from the Argentina-Egypt game last night.
Chad, is it just me or I have no audio?
I have no audio, bro.
The spiraling out of control.
I think it's my headset, bro, my headset's like,
it's not even my headset, it's the jack on my PC.
I have to like keep twisting and turning it.
We're talking in, here we go, here we go.
Investigations being launched, allegations of matchfix,
fan violence, reported racism against speed,
and of course the Egyptian coach throwing up this gesture.
So, here's what's going on.
Last night's game was a marketing manipulation
to keep Messi in the tournament.
Those are the words of the Egyptian coach
the official press, if this logic was true, why would they not just rig all of Portugal's
games? Because the ratings would be the best if Portugal played Argentina in the finals.
I mean, we all agree. If it was Argentina-Portugal in the World Cup finals, it would literally
be the most viewed sporting event ever. So why would they not just rig Portugal's games?
Anybody know why? If it's all about money, they would just
rigged portugal's games to obvious this is just pure co this is what messy does
to people bro he literally messy is so good he gives people like actual
schizophrenia messy is so good like you guys know the picture of Squidward
where he's like this that's every Ronaldo fan messy is so good he literally
give people psychosis.
After Argentina came back from 2-0 down, scoring 3 goals in less than 15 minutes.
Was that the ref? I'm sorry.
Was Messi's cross into Cristian Romero's header the ref?
Nope. No it wasn't.
That's just good football.
In fact, the Egyptian Federation has now officially filed a complaint demanding an investigation into the referee's decisions.
All right, I mean dude, what is this copa copa copa so for bro y'all got outplayed
You have the lead for 78 minutes
Argentina pushed messy to right wing and your guys's defense didn't know what the fuck to do
You could not guard messy on right wing period end of story. You got outplayed. You lost don't launch a fucking investigation
You lost man
Are you what's the investigation? You disagree with the AR is that you're you're in who are you suing?
VAR? What's your lawsuit, bro?
Goh, who had one of his ch-
This is the shit that actually ruins football.
People say Arjun's unit ruins football.
This is the shit that actually ruins football.
Not being able to accept a fucking loss.
This is what actually ruins football.
Two goals disallowed, said while holding back tears.
This tournament is fixed.
God is my witness.
Just to make the controversy-
All right!
See, even bigger, Egypt's coach may not just don't concede three goals in 15 minutes.
Our face in investigation often remain an X symbol towards the referee in the 98th minutes.
Now, no one is exactly certain what he was trying to say with this gesture,
but under FIFA's anti-discrimination protocol crossing both forums into an X,
it's supposed to alert officials that racial abuse is taking place.
But because it was unclear exactly why he did this,
Instead of pausing or suspending the match, which is usually the protocol in this scenario,
the referee
It was in like the hundredth minute though
ended up giving the coach a yellow card instead.
Oh, and it doesn't stop there.
Fans from both sides were also seen hurling insults and objects at each other in the stands.
FIFA have officially launched an investigation into allegations that Speed was racially abused at the Argentina Cape Verde game,
while many fans are claiming that this abuse continued at yesterday's game too.
But FIFA haven't confirmed that they are investigating this incident as well.
So in the end, what do you guys think was um,
Egypt conceded three goals in 15 minutes. Next. Yo bro,
like anybody want to say something of substance?
But John, thank you for the prime, bro.
But this is what I'm talking about, bro.
It's always the goalpost getting shifted.
It's always the goalpost getting shifted.
Messi will never win internationally. Messi's a fraud internationally.
Messi's a ghost internationally wins a World Cup rigged.
Messi's losing to Egypt. Messi's losing to Egypt. Bro's going to lose to Egypt. Bro's losing to Egypt. Wim's rigged.
Yo bro, maybe he's just the goat man. Have you ever thought about that? Maybe he's just the greatest of all time.
Maybe Argentina's a good team. Like what are we doing bro?
Racist. Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean I support racism?
So, because I support Messi, I support racism?
Like, bro, what are you saying?
What are you saying?
Yo, if there was any racism in the stadium in any games,
because I saw England Ghana, there was racism,
I saw Argentina, Egypt, there was racism,
that's disgusting behavior and that brings shame to football.
That's not what football is about.
But you're not going to sit here and tell me I support
racism because I support Messi.
You're not going to do that.
You're not going to sit here and tell me I support racism
because I support messy.
Because now you're just being a fucking psycho, Pat.
If there was any racism in the stadium,
that's disgusting behavior.
They should be banned from any future football games,
and they should never be welcomed back to game again.
Racism has no place in football.
That's disgusting behavior.
You're not going to say I support racism
because I support messy.
That's disgusting behavior from you now.
That's disgusting.
Now, let's look at the fouls, bro, the, the, the, what was the most controversial moment?
What was the most controversial moment?
Was it when Mo got stepped on?
Because again, like I played football for 15 years.
If you are dispossessed, right?
If somebody wins a challenge from you and then your foot trips into them, that's on you.
That's not on them.
In the Egyptian players case against the Argentinian player, he stepped on his boot.
The guy fell to the floor and then he took the ball.
If you win the ball somebody and then they, if you win the ball from someone and they
trip into you, that is a textbook challenge.
That is textbook challenge.
What was even the controversy?
What was the controversial call?
Was there one or is it all just schizophrenia?
What was the controversial call?
It's not large.
I played football from age five to age 18.
If you win a challenge from someone and they fall into you, it doesn't matter.
won the challenge. It's all about ball first. I can explain this so simply. Ball first, anything
that happens after, it doesn't matter. Ball first. When Mohamed Salah was dispossessed in the box,
he'd lost the ball and then tripped into the guy. In the Argentinian Egyptian players case,
when the Egyptian player stepped on his boot, he took the ball. He stepped on his boot and then
took the ball because of it. Ball first, that's all that matters in football. Ball first. And then
And then that happens after it happens.
It doesn't matter.
Moe fell into him.
But yeah, it's not large.
Played the sport for 13 years, man, not large.
Played the sport for 13 years, not large.
Played from age five to age 18.
If you lose a challenge from someone
and they connect with the ball first, it doesn't matter.
That's what football is.
That's how the rules work.
There is VAR.
There is a three referee system
where they're staring at a camera in replay,
in front of millions of people,
there was not one controversial call.
That's the whole point of VAR,
because there was too many gray area calls,
there was too many controversial calls,
and that's why VAR got implemented.
If you're disagreeing with those challenges,
you have schizophrenia, bro, all right?
You hate Messi so much that it's deluded you to reality.
Also, guys, if I was, you guys are saying FIFA rigs. Okay. If I was rigging FIFA and I was, and I was the president of FIFA, I would literally rig it to where Portugal played Argentina in the finals.
Guys, if it's all about money and it's all about ratings and it's all about views and money, why would they not rig the Spain, Portugal game? Why not? Why would they not rig it?
Can anyone explain because if it's all about money that game would generate the most money
They don't like Portugal, but it's not about that you're saying FIFA's rigging it for money
You're saying it's about money. So if it's about money, why would they not rig Portugal's games and have it be Portugal versus Argentina?
Why would why would they not do that?
Because that's stupid. Okay, but you're the whole point of.
Bro, the whole point of rigging sports is literally for money. So why would they not rig Portugal, Argentina?
That would get like literally 6 billion viewers, 7 billion viewers. Why would they not like it? This logic, it doesn't circulate. There's no, it's all just speculation.
Breaking, the FBI is investigating the Argentine Football Association in the United States for alleged fraud and money laundering.
I doubt any of this is true or remotely accurate.
If it is fraud and money laundering, it has nothing to do with.
Egypt conceding three goals in 15 minutes
Look bro, if you can see three times it's 15 minutes you can see three times in 15 minutes
Like this what's happening right now man is the what's happening right now, bro
Legitimately what is going on such I think the bottle
It's in Fanzino paying me. Nope.
So y'all actually think the World Cup is rigged. Run a poll on this.
Y'all actually think the World Cup is rigged. Run a poll on this.
You guys legitimately think the World Cup is rigged.
Y'all legitimately think the World Cup is rigged.
Vote, chat vote on this, vote on this, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
See the, here's the thing, I'm not saying that sports can't be rigged.
I've said this 100,000 times on my stream that I think it's pretty stupid to think sports aren't rigged because there's money to gain and people are greedy and people are evil and money makes people evil and people do greedy shit.
I understand sports are rigged, but can you just give me one call yesterday that you think was disagreeable? One call that was disagreeable.
Just give me one minute, one clip, just what was one call that was disagreeable?
Because it's all just VAR guys.
They replay it in slow motion 20 times.
Just start putting links in the chat.
If EU is organizing an event, it is 99% rigged.
What does EU have to do with it?
Yo, bro, you realize like the United States of America is like literally the kings of rigging shit, right?
Like dude the USA, I mean I witnessed I witnessed games of the NFL where it's just I know it's rich
I know it's right, bro. Mac the NBA it was literally there was a whole lot of investigation last year into terry rose here for literally throwing games
Let's not just blame EU when USA is also a gigantic problem for this.
Let's not do that, bro.
There was literally a full-blown investigation of the NBA.
EU had nothing to do with that.
Like, bro, it's the opposite side of the field.
You can't just call a foul in a moment.
The thing is, it's the ref's responsibility
to allow the play to finish.
Snipes, if you're the referee in that scenario, okay?
And, because they're all in each other's ear,
they have headsets.
If you're the referee in that scenario,
are you gonna go, stop, stop!
Why, he's about to score?
No, you're gonna let the play complete
and then see what happened,
because that's what cameras are for.
Guys, we all know it was a foul.
What are we doing?
You can't stomp on someone's foot in football.
That's not allowed.
Why would that be allowed now?
You can't stomp on somebody's foot in football. That's not allowed.
FIFA investigating an incident between a fan and speed at a World Cup match.
FIFA launches an investigation into racism toward popular streamer speed.
in stance during the Argentina, Cape Verde game?
Yeah, bro. I mean, again, I've said this 25,000 times, but yeah, bro.
Racism is just absolutely disgusting behavior, bro.
There's no place for it in football.
It's just, you're just an idiot, bro.
You're literally just being an idiot if you're doing that in football.
Yeah, period. Like, no place for it in football.
No place for it in the world.
But, um, back to what I was saying, uh, there's, I can't, you can't point me one moment in that game where there was a bad call. You just can't it's all just schizophrenia, bro. That's all it is.
Oh, a messy one. It's all right.
No, man. He just got an assist in a goal. Like, it's just football. If Egypt didn't concede three times in 15 minutes, they would have won the game.
won the game. Let's move on. Just horrible defense in the in the second half of that
game. Period. End of story, bro. What's this? Instagram? Well, guys, show me the clip. I
I mean, just show me the clip of a foul you disagree with, bro.
Show me a clip of a foul you disagree with.
Yeah, just advantage.
This had no effect on the game. It's just advantage you play on.
What? Like what is this clip, bro? What is this clip?
Definitely a foul, but definitely advantage.
The ref blowing the whistle right now would literally hurt Egypt.
What, bro? What?
Hand in the face is a yellow card.
This guy pump faked. He's not trying to hit him in the face
Yeah, definitely a foul definitely advantage definitely play on the reason why I hit him in the face was because the guy stutter stepped
Guys, any other clips, bro?
This had no effect on the game, zero effect on the game.
Why would that be a red card?
Are you schizophrenic, bro?
Why would that be a red card?
Watch this challenge on Mohamadzala.
Here we go.
Okay, this is classic just football here.
Watch this challenge on Mohamadzala inside Argentina's penalty area.
Most editing I've ever seen just completely edits out the part where the Argentinian
player gets the ball first.
But the referee didn't award a penalty.
VAR didn't even review the incident.
Ball.
Gets the ball.
Why no VAR?
Watch this challenge on Mohammed Salah.
Alright, let's just, this is like a horrible clip.
Salah Penn.
Okay, here we go. This is a perfect clip.
Remember in football, it's ball first. Ball first. That's all that matters. That's all that matters.
Wins the ball on a challenge.
And then Mo goes into his foot.
And then flops for a pen.
I like, what are we doing?
This would literally be rigged if they gave Egypt a pen for this.
What do you want the Argentinian defender to do here?
Just bend over and take it up the ass?
What do you want him to do?
Ball first, everything after this is fair play.
That's how football works.
Now, if he went in and just straight up hit Mohs ankle, that's a pen.
If you get the ball first,
that is how football works. Ball first, anything after that's fair play.
That's why when you slide tackle someone, if you get the ball first, you can literally blow
their leg up. It happens all the time. Ball first, next. I just, there's all things I knew.
Next, bro. That's not how that works. I played football for 13 years. That's
That's how it works.
If a defender wins the ball on a challenge and then Moe dives into his leg, it doesn't
matter.
Ball looks like it goes back to Moe, but the thing is he's in a natural position.
The thing is, this would be a vicious challenge if he literally just hit Moe's ankle, but
he didn't.
He's not going for Moe's foot at all.
He wins the ball.
Now his foot is in a natural position because you want a challenge.
And then Moe just dives.
He puts his foot into his foot and dies.
Because that's football. That's football. That's how the sport works.
That's literally the most normal 50-50 challenge ever.
It does get tangled up after you win the ball, of course.
That's football. It's not going to be perfect.
Played this board for 13 years. Where's the next clip? I still okay boom debunk two clips
Four minutes of pure scandal okay, this should be good
I don't actually know if I can watch a full-on like highlight real
Probably get banned but besides the point bro, um
Um, guys, I'll literally get a copyright strike.
I can't watch a form and a compilation of the game TV, the number two one.
But yeah, bro, like, that's just a challenge.
It's just a 50 challenge.
It's not a wise dodge, bro.
And then, right?
Here's the next thing that happens.
Egypt school gets called back.
Now, chat, I want you to logically think about this.
If an Argentinian player has the ball, and an Egyptian player stomps on his foot,
the Argentinian player falls to the floor, and then they run down the field and score, is that fair?
Should that count as a goal? Yes or no? Just stomps on his foot.
It's not a dodge, I'll get a copyright strike from FIFA.
Yeah, that's not fair. That's not how sports works.
Jack, here's the equivalent to that.
If I run up to someone, kick them in the nuts,
they fall to the floor,
and then 40 seconds later, we score on a counter.
Is that fair?
No.
When a foul is committed, the play dies.
The referee did an amazing job by letting the play play on
because he doesn't know if it's 100% a foul or not.
You want him to stop in the middle of a counter
and be like, wait, hold up, we gotta check this out.
No, Egypt would be pissed.
The rep, I didn't think it was a foul, I didn't think it was a foul.
I thought Egypt scored, I thought the game was over right there.
Then I watched the VAR of him stomping on his foot and I was like, oh, thank God there's
VAR.
I was complaining about VAR three days ago.
If there wasn't VAR, Egypt would have won the game.
Flat out, period.
Thank God there's VAR.
He stomped on the guy's foot.
LARP, played this sport for 13 years.
Hood fan, big number two one.
The goal would have never happened if he didn't stomp on his foot, bingo, exactly.
It's the same in every sport.
The goal would not have happened if he didn't stomp on his foot.
Next, every clip you guys have showed me has been completely illogical.
Most challenge, completely fair 50-50 challenge.
As long as you connect with the ball first, if a player trips over you, it does not matter.
It doesn't matter if it's in the box.
Every time it's in the box, you want to pull their dick out and start jerking off to it.
the biggest problem with football is flopping in the box. Not even saying that Mo flopped,
Mo just got tangled up on the guy's foot. If you get the ball first as a defender,
ending that happens after, it doesn't matter. Like you can be running down the wing. If I get
the ball and you trip over my leg, it does not matter because I got the ball. Now if I trip you,
that's totally different. Like what the Egyptian player did to the Argentinian player, literally,
He just stomped on his foot.
It was a perfectly, I mean, not perfectly refereed game,
because there's no such thing as that,
but the referees had no jurisdiction
over Egypt conceding three goals in 15 minutes.
Egypt conceded three goals in 15 minutes.
That's their problem.
The goal that got called back was a good call.
But what it is, it's just brainwashing.
That's all it is.
brainwashing play a clip of the gold I got called back bro I don't think I can
play clips of anything I'm just gonna get a copyright strike from FIFA I mean
unless it's like two seconds long I don't think I can play clips of anything
Yeah, yeah, yeah, chat I can yeah, I didn't think I'd ban
This is very much part of his game. It's a fabulous run.
And Mohammed Salah. And is it going to be a second goal?
This is Ziko.
This is a astonishing.
So they also reach it.
Okay, all right, so let me explain football rules 101 because nobody knows football rules.
All right, here we go.
I'll probably get a copyright strike for this, but whatever, I didn't care at this point.
It's the full length of the pitch away.
Yep, full length of the pitch of the way, but this is where the ball is and this is
what created the entire play.
Now that was a long one.
What's the full length of the pitch away?
Okay, so you see how his cleat is stepping on his foot.
You see that, right?
His boot is stepping on his foot.
Remember what I said, ball first,
this would be a leg first.
He tricks him.
Now he loses the ball.
Like, I mean, do I have to explain this
like a kindergartner?
That is a foul.
You cannot step on a player's foot to win the ball.
You're disagreeing with VAR.
You're disagreeing with three professional referees
who watched this in an instant replay 5,000 times.
You have psychosis.
You're a crazy person.
You cannot step on somebody's foot and score a goal.
Period.
Period.
Guys, why would he die?
It's 100 yards away from the net.
He would never die there.
You're an insane person if you disagree with that.
Is this?
It's a horrible camera, I can't even see it, what's he trying to say?
Yeah, that that should have been a foul. Yeah, that should have been called.
He doesn't touch the ball. Look, I'm not going to sit here in line. Like, I mean, that should
have been a foul. Yeah, that should have been called. That should have been called. Yeah,
100%. It's not caught. Guys, refs aren't perfect.
I'm just saying this was the correct call.
This was the correct call.
I just think it's a lot of brainwashing.
It's a lot of brainwashing, a lot of coping.
And yeah, I don't really know what else to say.
Guys, you, but we all agree it's a foul, right?
Like, yeah, that was a missed call
and that was a correct call.
You cannot stop on a player's foot to win the ball.
This has been a rule for 25 million, zillion trillion years.
You can't stomp on somebody's foot to win the ball.
Next.
Just because you hate messy doesn't mean
that the rules get thrown out of the window now.
That's not how that works.
You can't hate somebody so much
that you literally become a fucking irrational
and can't accept reality.
Cause that is next level fucking hatred, bro.
That's next level hatred.
You can't step on somebody's foot and then score. That's not how the sport works.
All right.
Got off a little bit of a tangent there. Ladies and gentlemen, got a banger video here.
This is literally a, one of those like dash cam videos.
Um, entitled Karen turns restaurant bill into photo rest.
This is like one week ago.
So you can either go to jail or you can-
Oh no, it's from 2024, but it's got posts in a week ago.
Wait, why's my headset doing this?
I'm gonna pay your bill.
That's a four-year-old, stupid, and a child.
I'm not-
Wait, what did she say?
So you can either go to jail or you can leave the police building to pay your bill.
That's a four-year-old.
Super Influencer?
40 year old Super Influencer!
What is she on, like, Real Housewives or something?
I'm not acting like her!
A disagreement over a restaurant bill was only the beginning.
Employees also reported that Angela was filming customers refusing to pay and refusing to leave.
Oh, so just literally the worst human effort.
Recording customers refusing to pay.
What's your name?
Is this your first time?
Is this your first time?
She punched him!
Hello, ma'am. I'm Officer Watson. How are you doing tonight?
Bro, what type of psychopath do you have to be to have a police officer escort you from a restaurant?
I mean, you gotta be pretty sick in the head.
Okay, wait for your attorney to drive, okay?
So I'm gonna give you two options today, alright?
So you can either go...
Bernie is like, just pay the bill.
Just pay the bill.
I don't want to get out of bed right now.
It's 11 p.m.
I'm watching Love Island.
Go to jail or you can leave peacefully and pay your bill.
I'm in the main place, right?
Okay, so let's go ahead and pay your bill or you're going to jail tonight.
You see how she's swerved around, pay your bill?
Wait, she's just going to walk through.
She's not going to pay.
She's not going to pay.
Where's Bernie?
Why not just pay the bill, then go piss?
Early prediction.
She's absolutely hammered right now.
prediction. That looked like an empty wine glass and also whenever people are
this unbearable they're always hammered.
What are you trying to do now that you're going to pay your bill that you're not paying?
I will pay my bill.
Okay, so let's go and pay your bill.
I'm going to tell you, I'm going to buy the bill. I'm going to buy the bill.
You're not going to the bathroom. You're going to vacate the premises.
Am I vacating the premises and I can't?
No, you're not paying your bill and you're going to leave.
Honeybun, just pay the bill! Pay the bill!
Is this like an attention thing?
Is she angry at the world?
Just pay the bill!
Just pay it!
What is it?
You're alone?
It looks like you got- it's a nice restaurant.
40 bucks, 30 bucks.
Just why go to jail over 30 bucks?
When police arrived, every attempt to resolve the situation seemed to create a new argument.
For several minutes, Officer Watson tried to-
I hate when people do this.
I hate when people cause scenes.
I hate when people argue with teachers.
I hate when people argue with waiters.
I hate when people argue with managers.
I hate when people make like everyone else's experience
ruin because guess what?
Everyone around you,
even though you're a narcissist and a sociopath,
every single person around you paid their hard-earned money
to eat a nice meal and you're ruining it.
You're ruining everyone else's meal.
They all paid money for this.
It's probably a Friday night, Saturday night.
They just got done working all week
and you ruined everyone else's meal.
Congratulations, you're an awful person.
Move the situation toward a resolution.
Instead, each attempt seemed to create a new obstacle.
You're telling me I cannot go to the bathroom?
She's telling me I cannot go to the bathroom.
She's recording.
I love when the Karen, like ultimate, ultimate,
it's like the Karen popping their hole
is when they start recording you.
Like, yep, you can record, you're literally hammered.
Also, you can go to the bathroom
after you pay your bill.
Not on this problem.
I have to repair it.
So, I use the bathroom outside.
Can I go?
You're going to put your bag in the window?
I have to go to the bathroom.
I'm going to put my bag in the window and tell you.
See, here's the problem.
Use psychopaths.
If you go to the bathroom, you're
just going to jump out of the window and not pay,
because you're insane.
I'm going to let you know now.
I'm going to give you about a couple of seconds
to make your decision.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom and you can walk me there. Look at this sense of entitlement.
Look at all the workers like can please just get this demon out of here. What does she
have Satan spawn? Yo bro, just pay the bill leave and then you can take all of the bathroom
breaks you want across the street.
Do you want the press charges today?
Do you want to pay her bills?
She's trying to get the press charges.
I'm trying to get her out of here.
Dude, they're being so nice.
They're literally being so nice.
Oh, just, can she just pay the bill?
Can she just pay the bill?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
And you want to put your phone down?
No.
Getting arrested instead of spending $30.
No, it's not.
Are you prediction this is either going to be in Florida or California?
No, that's not true.
What does that say?
Stop.
Which, which poke?
No, this is not.
What does that say?
It lowkey looks like Florida.
Okay, that's fine.
Winter Park. Wait, that is in Florida.
Winter Park, that is in Florida.
Oh my God. It's always
Florida or California.
Because everyone's so insane.
Winter Park, that's literally Florida.
I think I've been around there.
So you're putting me in Florida.
Yeah, Orlando.
I want to pay my bill.
Can I go pay my bill now?
Oh now you want to pay your bill when you're in the car when you're in the
cop car. Did you think this was a bluff? You had 30 chances to pay your bill.
Now you're going to jail! Now you're going to prison! Now you're going to jail!
Now you want to pay your bill. Oh my god!
Just step down. No. I'm not doing this right now. I'm not doing this right now.
Oh. Ma'am I do not want to take you to the ground. If you keep fighting me I'm going to take you to the ground.
I'm calling my attorney right now.
You can call your attorney in jail if they have a whole phone section.
It might be a long line, it's late.
There's a whole line.
You can call your attorney in jail.
Or you could have paid the bill, called your attorney, went to go pee, throw on a movie,
and watch Netflix.
But no, now you're going to prison.
Stop!
Do not!
No.
How do you get this sense of entitlement?
I don't understand, how are you so despicable as a human
to ruin everyone else's dining experience?
I'm impressed by you.
You're not gonna overpower me,
and I'm gonna throw you to the ground here in a second.
Stop resisting.
You're literally doing this in a public place.
Don't turn it on him.
You're not gonna turn it on him.
You did this in a public place.
You created this whole mess.
So it will be resolved in a public place.
You wanna take a dump on everyone else's day?
Now he has to clean up the dump in front of everyone.
It's just the classic lack of accountability,
gaslighting, manipulating,
turning it on everybody else and just being entitled
and acting like nothing could ever happen to you.
Oh!
Art!
Put your hands around your back.
Oh!
You know my course, I should turn it off.
Yeah, uh, remember my early prediction about her being hammered?
It's a lock.
If there was Vegas odds for this, it'd be 99.9%.
She's absolutely wasted right now.
But yeah, you know what I realized about alcohol?
Alcohol doesn't change who you are.
It just reveals who you are the whole time.
Because I know some people that are like the coolest drunks ever.
And then I know some people who are literally unbearable when they're drunk.
Literally unbearable.
It just reveals who you are the whole time.
All of these are not bad.
You, you.
That's him.
All of these are not bad.
I told you I would be like, no!
You never saw, whoa, whoa, you never said that!
You literally never uttered those words.
You had some fixation about the bathroom for 10 minutes
and now you're in jail.
You never said that!
I told you I would pay my bill!
And now she's going to cry. Oh God, she's popping every old.
She's popping every old. She went from recording him acting like that would do anything.
So now she's crying.
Is there any other old's left?
She already did the manipulation. She already did the gaslighting.
She already did the crying. She already did recording him with a camera.
I think she's out of old's, bro.
Her R is on a 45 second cooldown right now.
Give me a nice phone.
I'll give it to you.
Take a seat.
I guess screaming is the only old she adds left, screaming or something.
Put your feet in.
Give me my stuff.
I will give you your stuff, just take a seat.
No, I want my stuff first.
I want my purse.
I'm just taking all my cards.
Yes, you just put it there.
I'm going to grab them, he put it on top of my card.
He just wrestled me as a 40-year-old super influencer.
40-year-old super influencer.
Okay, so she's, um, yeah, she has probably some form of insanity.
Maybe psychosis or schizophrenia.
40-year-old super influencer, you were not wrestled.
This is what happens when you resist arrest for literally an hour.
an hour. Also this guy was actually such a good cop. He was like, hey, if you don't
get in the car, I'm gonna have to wrestle you and I don't want to wrestle you. Like
he gave her like five warnings. You're paid by them. You're paid by them. I don't know
what you're talking about. Oh, I do know what you're talking about. Paid by who? Winter Park,
Florida remind me to never spin back here again. I was here for a soccer tournament
when I was like 12.
Remind me to never spin back here again.
40 pauses, 41, 39 pauses.
You can count the pauses all you want.
It's a reaction!
I'm gonna react to the fucking video.
Or you're gonna see the door!
Okay, thank you!
How does body cam work? Cause this is in 2024, so did they just wait like two years to release or something?
It's on the back of my car, look behind you, it's right behind you.
No one cares.
I want it right now.
Oh, you want it right now.
Well, the world doesn't revolve around you.
The world doesn't roll about you.
Guess what?
You could have had your bag if you paid your bill and left the premises, but you're a crazy
person.
So now you're detained.
Now you're detained.
Now you're going to jail and you have no control over anything now.
I have a right to attorney.
You do have a right to attorney.
I have a right to attorney.
You sure do.
And I want to call on her now.
He's going out to jail.
He wrestled me on the phone.
He wrestled me on the phone.
I have a right to attorney.
I used the force I got to do now.
It was so dumb.
So dumb.
She wouldn't pay her bill and then she would say, I have to pay.
I was like, you need to get off the property.
I'm not getting off the property.
I'm going to use the property.
I used the property.
No.
And then she punched him.
One of the managers.
Oh.
Man, exit the car from here, and then she punched him in the head, one of the managers.
Oh, she punched the manager?
Okay.
What's next, bro?
Is she gonna start pissing in the cop car?
Bro, just put her to jail for a year or something.
Fuck it, five years.
Come on.
With the situation under control, officers turn their attention to the people who have
witnessed the disturbance from the beginning.
She's got a dress on?
I mean...
On you.
It's fine.
This might be the weirdest arrest I've ever seen, just completely by choice, just completely
optional.
This might be the weirdest arrest I've ever seen in my life, just completely by choice.
So just put it on your relation and we can get a bird product.
React harder!
Like brother, brother, legitimately like, what does that even mean, bro?
What does that mean?
Good job.
That's the one I was thinking of.
Yeah, I'm good, thank you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It is what it is.
I don't mind.
I know, but you know.
Sometimes it's being a little too ridiculous, but...
He's what it is.
You didn't say she applied for the job you had for these afternoons.
Oh, really?
She applied to work here this afternoon.
Oh my god.
She came in, she sat down, she maybe had something in her dream, something in her dream, while
here she did this, and then whatever she has to do with you, just write that down.
I can't believe she punched this guy.
I can't believe she punched this guy.
I'm not sure if it looks like she was wearing my asses from all the customers
like my back multiple times.
Do you want a press charges?
No.
Press charges.
Dude, do it.
Just press charges, bro.
Fuck it.
I thought I had this.
She, oh, there's a witness over here.
Look, everybody's like hanging up on this lady,
like they all hate her.
She grabbed his ass.
I'm standing right there.
Oh, you're gonna help me?
I'll help you with this.
I don't mind.
I'll charge her and look at it as well.
So it just keeps getting worse.
Like, I already thought this was bad,
but I wanted to know all the lore going into this.
Cause what leads up to this moment,
to where you just choose to go to jail?
So she grabbed somebody's ass,
punch somebody, applied for a job.
Should I do it first?
What's happening?
I'm okay, I didn't want to hurt you in trouble.
What an absolute chad.
I don't want her to be in trouble.
No one's absolute chad, bro.
And then the other one will be here coming back again.
Okay, you guys want to trust me?
Yeah, also like if you press charges like that's got to be so much work, bro
How much do you want to bet she spends like one night in like the drunk tank and then
she's just back tomorrow. As witness interviews continued, officers began uncovering details
that had not been apparent during the confrontation.
And she closed, just punched my right arm.
Can.
She punched him, man.
That's what he did, man.
Oh, a burp of that.
I mean, it's buff, it's terrible.
He's trying to pull him over on it.
She should have punched him.
She should have punched him.
She should have punched him.
Oh, she punched him.
She punched him.
Yeah, I mean, kind of.
I mean, it's just end of the flailing of her resistance.
So she'll get a resistance charge.
I have your information here. This is where the trust pass, so she cannot come back here.
Leslie?
Yes.
The investigation answered many of the questions officers faced upon arrival.
Unfortunately, it had not brought the confrontation to an end.
Oh, brother.
Do you know where to put that information there?
But, um...
I'm not hosting the party?
Yes, that's fine.
I didn't leave it open, right? I didn't leave it open after.
I just wanted to start putting this video out for you.
I told them, I said, if she was just leaving,
I don't care about the moment.
I just said, if she was just leaving,
why don't we ask you to come?
He literally was so done with her shit,
he was just gonna let her not even pay.
It wouldn't have been no problem.
No, I didn't even know.
Whatever it was just a word to the Moore,
we had to go, oh my God.
It's worth Moore to not even like destroy
everyone else's experience around you,
but also like, you should pay for your bill.
What do you mean by this?
I don't have a plate inside.
This lady sit at the bar next to her.
So she said that I would say that the food was amazing.
It was so much fun.
I said I'd like to enjoy the food.
I said I would enjoy the show.
I said the show was great.
She came out and said thank you.
Do you guys have a video inside?
I wish I had.
That's no worries.
Oh.
It sure is.
He's the owner of the business you've been trespassed from now.
Well, he was not involved in the scene.
Okay.
He owns the business.
The people who are sitting nearby the situation.
Yeah, we did talk to people nearby the situation.
You hit one of them, grabbed another one's ass, and there's like three witnesses.
You psycho.
Because I already posted it live, Mr. Watson.
Okay, let's go.
I already posted this whole thing,
of me fist bumping Anthony,
not meanly being nice.
And you're arresting me based on...
You know, I have a couple charges tonight.
Nice.
I have a couple charges.
Yes.
What are they?
Uh, hold on.
Um, I'm trying to...
Thanks, tell me.
Resisting arrest, trespassing, what else?
Public intoxication. Public intoxication, resisting arrest, trespassing. What else? Uh, bad person?
Oh, Beth! Beth, damn battery!
She's like max prestige criminal right now. All optional, by the way.
I'll get to it, I'll get to it, I'll get to it.
And then they like, think the world's out to get them.
It's like, just pure insanity.
Really?
Yeah, I don't know.
Do you have to ask somebody who saw what happened?
It sure is.
Awesome, officer Watson, I have this all on.
I'm like, I'm like, this one's an everything.
All right.
So while you're at my ear or your ear,
it's not me, it's like my ear.
Yeah, it's gotta be my ear.
Oh, so.
You arrested a female person who's in a bathroom?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You arrested a female person who wanted to go to the bathroom.
Yeah, I'm sure that's going to roll over well in court.
Oh, Judge, I was going to the bathroom
and then a cop tackled me.
Yeah, I'm sure that's what happened.
No, that's not what happened.
You're an officer, Watson.
I hope your hand is on me.
Oh, it's on.
Oh, it's on.
Oh, it's on.
Oh, it's on.
This is live of Saturday night.
I knew it.
I said Friday or Saturday because it's just packed.
And you just ruined everyone's weekend.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
You just ruined everyone's weekend.
You little satan spawn.
I wanted to go to the...
Go potty before I pay my bill.
And then after Watson shows up, throws me on the floor.
I'm gonna tell her.
Yeah, you did.
You definitely did.
You put me on the floor.
Oh, how do you describe yourself?
You wrestled me.
You wrestled me.
You wrestled me.
You wrestled me.
You wrestled me.
You wrestled me.
You wrestled me.
What started as a disagreement over a restaurant bill had ultimately led to an arrest, a lengthy
investigation, and a transport that continued the confrontation almost to the very end.
Okay, so the charges you're going to be charged with tonight is going to be battery theft
of services and resisting without violence.
I would throw public intoxication in there.
Bro, you got a breathalyzer on you?
She's wasted.
Like, if she's not drunk, this is actually even worse.
Because if she's not drunk, this literally just means she's the devil.
Like I don't even know what else to say, bro.
I was asking about the bath rooms.
You're getting out of the bath room.
Is that a bag with a fist bump in an argument viral?
What's she even saying viral? Like what does she say?
Does she think she's like Kim K or something?
What does she try to say, bro?
Alright, so, and your property, you have...
Here's your clothes and shoes. I'll give you your shoes before you get out the car.
Where's my phone? I was about to tell you.
Oh, God. Even her voice pisses me off.
Is your paperwork...
Where's my phone?
You're falling your purse inside your purse is your sofa
No, no just you want to trap me like
Yes, you're under arrest your hands are behind your back. You can't go on tiktok right now. This is how jail works
You could have just left and paid the bill, but you refused
So here's all your property
Of course, thank you.
I was never resisting you, bro. I was going to go to the bathroom, Mr. Watson,
and you threw me on the floor. I love how she just skips over the detail where he's like,
hey, like, you need to step into the vehicle or I'm going down to do this with force three times.
I love how she just like breezes past that. And I can tell him that in my turn here he has a foot
Yo, uh, Honeybun, he has a body cam, like everything's already filmed, what are you, what did you film?
He threw me on the floor, and my attorney is finished.
The white girl, I'm not gonna lie.
Whoa!
That's crazy.
Oh god.
Is her camera up?
Yes, I'm glad it recorded that.
So, she's already just literally like the worst, most despicable human ever and just to add a cherry on top. She's racist too.
So, she's already like the worst person ever. And then of course she just had, she had to throw that in as like a fade away.
I'm just saying, I'm not lucky.
Dude, honestly, like, with these charges, maybe get her in jail for a year, five years.
Fuck it.
I mean, you can't be in public.
If you're this awful of a human, you can.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah, I know.
Right.
I'm gonna have to.
I'm gonna have to ask any questions.
You're asking me this.
I'm gonna have to ask any questions.
I'm gonna have to ask any questions.
That's what my name is.
I'm gonna have to ask any questions.
What is your job?
I got paid.
I got Gabe, give the audience. You think I'm good? Mr. Watson?
Nobody's getting me. Besides the city, whatever.
Why else would you throw me on the floor?
I'm a nice person. You just want to go south over there.
Well, you want to throw me on the floor because your battery lights on
and you have no freaking idea what day it is.
And you're doing your job.
Dude, the thing is, she might actually not even be drunk, bro.
Bro, she might just be Satan like dude. She's not even like slurring her words, bro. She might actually just be the worst person ever
I pre-fired that oh my god
Dude, okay. She is drunk. Yeah, I pre-fired that I literally said I was like what's next. She's gonna piss in this car
Yeah, you'll be charged
Like didn't I say that was her last old or something. I don't remember what I said
Yeah, there it is.
Twisted onto you, make it your fault somehow.
Classic and sane person.
I have to go back to the bathroom.
You threw me on the floor.
You remember?
Yeah, I found a spot.
Oh.
Okay, do you realize if you just paid the bill,
you could have left, which I don't even think is just.
You could have been drunk, battered someone,
ruined everyone's night and still left.
This was all optional.
Do you have my, uh...
I can't use the one bath but it was all bloody, which it seemed public here to me.
I don't think so.
But I have it going at home, I'll...
Can you just double...
Somebody in the chat said, I can fix her.
No, you can't, bro. No, you can't.
Can you turn it so I can fix the cost for you so they don't tighten up on you?
Can you turn it even further?
No, I'm loosing. Can you turn it that way?
I don't trust you. I don't trust you. You've already assaulted me you
Mr. Watson you threw me on the floor she has those Karen eyes, bro
She has those Karen eyes where like they just look evil like she just looks fucking evil, bro
floor after I asked to go to the bathroom
I don't trust you, no, I think you're gonna tighten them as you already tightened them.
I don't know the way he shuts the door.
I understand that, but what I need to do is I need to double off those huff huff on
you, okay?
You haven't met me yet.
We have no previous interaction.
There's no reason to double off them.
Okay, that doesn't cinch on to your wrist, okay?
He's already assaulted me, put me on the floor, I'm not talking about that.
I'm not talking about that right now.
Dude, watching police body cam footages should be like a weekly segment. This is so peak.
I don't really believe him because he already said he was gonna tighten it three minutes ago.
And his camera's off now. Is there something on his camera's off now, Mr. Watson?
Uh, his camera's literally on. I don't...just absolutely sketch it right out. Like, I don't even know what to say.
Your camera's off after you threatened to tighten it further.
It's never off.
Wait, she just lied? Oh my god. She's actually like the devil.
He never threatened to tighten the cops further.
Like, she just totally lied.
Good God, what a horrible, like, witch.
I'm gonna get on now, but you threatened to tighten my hand first.
You know, I don't see red light.
Why don't you go buy an officer trying to go to the bathroom after trying to be my girl?
She lied again!
She lied again!
Oh my God!
Stop lying!
Just tell the truth for a second!
Mark, what's wrong with that person?
He just hurt, it's all hurting, this is all hurting!
That's why I'm fixing it.
After he beat me up, Mr. Watson beat me up!
That guy saw it, Mark, the worker saw it.
You beat me up on the floor!
Mark, sit back down.
No, Mark said you grabbed his ass!
What are you talking about?
Mark said you groped him!
It's so tight!
This is so tight!
I just ended up there.
Angela was brought to the Orange County Jail.
Oh, yeah, she just looks like crazy.
Following her arrest, she was charged with battery and resisting an officer without violence.
According to the police.
Dude, I think we missed an opportunity for a breathalyzer test here.
I mean, bro, she's gotta be wasted, dude.
Port.
She later informed Officer Watson that she had defiled the patrol vehicle during transport,
prompting him to document the vehicle condition, and note that photographs would be added to the case file.
Angela seemed like she was drunk. She was acting very, very unreasonable.
And this particular video really proves the value of officers having a body camera, because just what?
I believe he just said that she defiled the vehicle. Does that mean she urinated in the vehicle?
Don't tell me, oh my God, she pissed in the vehicle.
Wow, I don't, I mean, I just, I don't even know.
I don't even know what to say.
Just throw her ass in prison.
Like I don't even know what to say.
Like.
She and her behavior.
When I said that, I was literally joking.
She actually did it.
According to what she was saying, she's a type of person that could really cause some problems
after the fact with the officer by filing false complaints.
Yeah, like just peak video.
We have to do more body cam videos.
That was, I mean, it is entertaining.
It's like watching a car crash, bro.
Yeah, like I've never had an experience
with a human that's that unbearable.
But dude, for there was this one time,
I was literally a kid.
I was with my dad and my brothers and my sister
and we were at a bowling alley.
I was at 12.
And there was this lady that was screaming.
Like she was definitely on heroin or something, but she was screaming in the bowling alley
on the phone, I need my cigarettes, I need my cigarettes, I need my cigarettes.
She was literally screaming for like 15 minutes and got escorted out.
She was literally screaming, it was fucking terrifying.
One more chat.
What's another good body cam one?
What's another good body cam one?
High Vibes caught him.
Yo, High Vibes, what up, baby?
Yo, you gonna do another body cam?
If you have a peak one, I'm down.
No, no, no, I don't have a peak one, but I forgot to download VTS, so I can just do
it while you react and I'll be done after.
All right, Mifla.
Oh yeah, we could rip RP today.
Not bad, kid.
Oh, it's already downloaded. Perfect.
It's good to go.
Yeah, y'all want to do another one?
If you want another one, you can do it.
Or I can download five of them and you can game right now.
Yeah, download five of them, but I'll probably do one more.
All right, then.
All right, then. I'm going to go P.
Chad, what's another banner one?
All right, I'm going to hang up.
Okay.
How fast do you think this is going to get dropped, you-
Thank you.
Oh, baby, give me one more chance.
Wait, Jydyon got arrested?
What?
Jydyon got arrested?
Jeff, for what?
Seven days ago, I never even heard of this.
What?
How bad do you think this is going to get dropped?
You really need to charge the game for this?
I am a multi-millionaire.
When a famous YouTuber and his crew are arrested, it seems like the end of a harrowing day,
but the events that unfolded leave some officers wondering.
Just how far people are willing to go to film content.
The dispute begins around 10.49 a.m. on June 22nd, 2026, when a man named Joe Contex
Woodhaven police officers from a local McDonald's in Michigan, claiming that his nephew and his
friends are stalking him.
His nephew is 30-year-old Kenneth Chambers, who runs the YouTube channel Skeeter Gene,
which currently has around 2.5 million subscribers and is well known for doing sting operations.
Joe tells the officers that Skeeter and his friends have been following him and filming
him throughout the day.
After the past several months, Skeeter has amassed millions of views on his channel by
posting videos about his uncle, but Skeeter and his friend and collaborator, 25-year-old
Gideon Adams, a popular YouTuber best known for high-energy prank videos, social experiments,
and comedic vlogs before transitioning into true crime content focused on exposing criminals
through sting operations, have a reason for following Joe wherever he goes.
For the past decade or so, he's been financially exploiting and abusing my grandmother, who
was also his mother, and the fact that he was doing the same thing to his grandmother,
which is my great grandmother.
Skeeter explains that despite repeated warnings from the family, his uncle Joe refused to
leave his great-
So here's the thing I think about the whole, like, pred catching thing, because a lot of
people stream it and do videos on it.
Yes, it is a great like service to do for the world,
to like cleanse the world of those people.
But the problem is if you're literally just doing it
for the sake of content, like it doesn't feel that,
it doesn't feel that like wholesome
if you're just doing it for the sake of content.
Like, do you know what I'm saying?
Like doing it like off camera is awesome.
That's like very honorable and you're cleaning up the world.
But just doing it for the sake of content,
it like kind of takes away
from the good act that you're doing.
mother's house and had been squatting there for months. So, he decided,
I was going to go over there and kick his ass myself. But then I thought, wait a minute,
I have a YouTube channel and it's monetized, so I can just expose him on the internet and make some
money off of him. But according to Skeeter, when Joe still refused to vacate the home,
he came up with a plan alongside Gideon to solve the problem once and for all. He moved Gideon
into his grandmother's house, eventually forcing Joe to leave the property and end up at McDonald's.
But according to Joe, the harassment did not stop there. He claims Skeeter, Jideon,
and their film crew continued following and filming him at the restaurant,
ultimately provoking him to call the authorities. Joe goes on to describe how Skeeter and Jideon
have been setting up speakers inside the house for a large party in an effort to upset him.
Eventually, officers convinced Joe to stay somewhere else so Skeeter and his crew can no
longer film him. But now, as officers accompany Joe back to the house to help him collect
his belongings, they have no idea that the situation is only going to escalate from here.
You're streaming? Hello, officers. Oh, what's good about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so Chad, we got a giant speaker here, we got a giant speaker here, bro, the police
are giving him a ride, someone actually did it.
But one of the officers soon notices an orange sedan following them as they transport Joe
to the Woodhaven Police Department where a friend is supposed to pick him up.
Afterward, Skeeter and Gideon arrive at the station with a large group of people, demanding
to speak with Joe.
By then, Joe was already left for McDonald's again, and when the detective tells them that
Joe is not at the station, Gideon mentions filing a missing persons report, arguing that
officers had taken Joe away from the house.
Yeah, Joe went missing, you guys stolen.
Where did they take him, JV?
I might have JV like go make like missing people.
You know, Joe?
Yeah, I see that.
We're trying to find them, he's hiding from us.
Yeah, we got him here, promise.
You promise?
You pinky promise.
Yeah, actually, I think he just got caught.
Pinky, pinky, pinky, pink.
Wait, so Chad, Joe is like 100% a criminal,
but they, what did Joe do?
The guy they were following?
He got arrested but then released?
He got arrested and released, he's a squatter.
Oh, guys, not Joe fucking Bart.
There are multiple Joes in the world.
This Joe has a beard with long hair.
Not every Joe is Joe Bart.
Inky pinky promise.
Yes, Joe's not in here.
I don't trust her.
Is it cool if I check real quick, just to make sure?
I can?
I'm gonna just check real quick, okay?
It's around 3 p.m. now,
over four hours since this situation first began,
and as an officer arrives at the restaurant
to speak with Joey.
What I'm curious about is how Gideon ended up
getting arrested though.
Again, he has no idea that-
Cause like right now it doesn't look like
he's broken any laws?
Skeeter and Gideon are about to bring the storm
right back to McDonald's.
Because like I said, those people come all the time except this time there was two new groups, okay, and they always come in, they stand in the video and they sit, and then they don't leave, and then they did come back later,
because I'll have to die when it starts, of course, around the video, so I came in and I said, you can leave, he was no, we don't have cameras, and I said, that's fine,
I said, but you still need to go.
We will feature Delta.
This is customer-confident.
I said, only ones that have videos and phones.
So they sat outside.
So then toes in and out.
So they said, they are outside waiting for them.
And it's really the same.
I said, and then there won't be any kind of change.
So they were, they finally did.
They were in and out.
So look at others, they've got bat knees, whatever you wish.
They're at his house and they're not doing anything to the legal.
It's super annoying.
They're trying to get him riled up so they get their YouTube views.
We're just trying to find somewhere for Joe to go because they had access to the house
or nothing there.
So Joe also can't make somebody leave.
But they're not really close to there, but he said that his brother shouldn't find
somewhere and trying to keep Joe out of the spotlight.
So yeah, yep, we out.
Yeah, so thank you so much for the help.
I really appreciate it.
While Joe has stepped out to run an errand,
the officer later learned from the restaurant manager
that Gideon and his film crew had returned to the McDonald's
multiple times looking for him.
The manager told office, Gideon lost 100K for this?
What do you mean?
That's like bail or something?
How would that's a big bail?
There's that despite being asked to leave
and inform them that they could not record
on McDonald's private property,
they continued live streaming.
The group is then seen returning to the court.
How would the bail be that expensive?
That's a huge bail, I mean, what did he do?
Lee's station once again, demanding to see Joe,
believing they may head back to the McDonald's
in search of him,
the officer returns to the restaurant to keep watch.
He's rich, 100K isn't it?
It's not about, he's rich.
It's about $100,000 is a huge bail.
I wonder what he did for that.
I don't know if I can deal with them.
Hopefully we can see what we can do about getting them out
of there, but we'll see.
So the cops are coordinating with Joe
to get the cameras away from him, basically,
is what I deducted from that conversation.
And soon, a large group arrives back at McDonald's.
But this time, the officers are ready.
What's the problem?
McDonald's doesn't want you guys on the property,
So you guys got to leave is he here doesn't matter where he's at McDonald's is not what you on the property
You guys have to leave who who's you guys he'd be more specific you you you you you you you so they said these people
Yes, you cannot be on the property. Hey, you guys are some McDonald's y'all want to go inside real quick
You're gonna be a trespassing if you go in there, bro
What you don't have it like like no offense officer, but like you genuinely have nothing better to do like do you have anything better to do
Officer you're actually like supposed to protect and serve
All right, get off the property.
You guys can dress at the trespass.
OK, we'll leave the property.
But I'm just trying to figure out,
do you have anything better to do?
Because this is like a.
Yeah, they told you earlier that they
don't want you guys on the property, so you guys got to leave.
Because you've been camping out there for like 20 minutes,
wasting taxpayer dollars.
I'm there for about five.
You guys need to leave.
Gee, do you want to be dressed at the trespass?
It's crazy how you don't arrest a squatter.
What is the ruling on bringing a camera into a McDonald's?
Is that considered?
Is it considered illegal?
Cause bro chat, do you guys remember,
do you guys remember the McDonald's video we did?
We went to four different McDonald's and we had a camera
and all four of them said, oh, you can't have a camera.
And we just left.
On the fifth McDonald's, they were just like,
oh yeah, like we don't mind.
And we're like, yeah, we won't record your guys's
like face or anything.
We just like, we're just trying to get like a video
of me like ordering everything.
And then we just left.
What is there like a gray area or what is it?
It depends.
Yeah, like I think it's different if you walk into a McDonald's and you're like,
yo, what's up?
Cause that's the thing.
It's like putting a camera on someone's face.
It just does not feel like that should be legal.
I feel like putting a camera in someone's face and like making them the center of
a camera should not, I don't know though, cause it's like, it's very gray area.
Like, I don't know how it works.
It kind of just seems like sort of a vibe check,
like you see what the vibe is.
If the workers don't want you to record,
don't fucking record.
Like just respect that.
Crazy.
Hey, let's just stand on the sidewalk.
But the warning has little effect.
Soon, J. Dion has seen standing on the sidewalk yelling,
creating a disturbance and stopping vehicles
attempting to enter McDonald's to patronize the business.
At the same time, officers noticed two members
of the film crew attempting to enter the restaurant
with their cameras, prompting them to make their move.
Let's see if there's some McGills in there.
I got a rest job, I got a rest job.
Chatman, is this what you want your tax dollars to go to?
Cops camping out at McDonald's to protect the squatter.
He's in there?
Really?
Should we give him the camera?
Yo, yo, yo, do me a favor, do me a favor.
Be very careful.
Just wear this as a backpack.
No, it's a clean shirt.
I was throwing a key.
You don't have to.
I'm just asking.
You didn't trespass them, so shut the f*** up!
Bro, you haven't been trespassed.
Just walk inside just to get my video. Yeah, but they should got stick together
Yeah, they have not
Yeah, hold on hold on hold up
Well, I should come back come back
Bro, they're really protected
Officer, what are you doing?
Officer, I never trespass them. You can't trespass somebody.
12, 12, this bitch. We're going to have one detainer at this point.
Officer, you cannot trespass somebody.
Captain, we're detainee.
See your-
Yo, guys, if a YouTuber walks up to you, puts a TVU backpack on your back, and says,
Walk in there, don't do it.
Don't do it, bro. I mean there's a damn good reason why he's not gonna do it. Don't do it, bro
Don't take Mitchell. The kid got like instantly arrested within like 10 seconds
Officer you can't trespass about it. You're an arrest. Yeah, there's a lot of gray area in here
I don't know. Like I feel like once the cops sort of released him. It's like, all right boom
Period end of story you got your like video, but I feel like this is where the cops are just like
All right, dude, you have to like fuck off
Can I can I hold your guys property?
Can I hold you guys property?
Officers
Preach peace
They never even went on the property how you got trust ass on that never on the property this is a violation of rights
This is a violent you cannot arrest somebody that never went inside and was never trespassed
Man, they are all rescued children that never went inside of McDonald's.
Call the DEA and see how fast that sh** just dropped.
You f***ing dumbass just...
Call the DEA and see how fast that sh** just dropped.
Watch.
Call the DEA and see how fast...
So this is from like two or three weeks ago.
I'm assuming this is still an ongoing case, right?
This bag just dropped.
Jeff, what do you...
Like, what is...
Cause like, Gideon's not really technically wrong.
They never entered the McDonald's specifically.
They were heading towards the McDonald's, but they never actually entered it
So who were like that is interesting
Because secondly the sidewalk is like public property, right? Oh
No, there's still on the property
Oh
Yeah, again, it's all just pure stupidity like probably could have just left an hour ago
All this is just totally optional and pointless
You can yell on the sidewalk on the sidewalk, so you can't yell.
Officer officer, how fast do you think this is going to get dropped?
Do you really think this is going to stay?
Do you want to waste your day time?
I am a multi-millionaire.
I promise you I can take this as far as you want.
officer you will be in a deposition and you will be arrested this is here thank
you oh uh call Jake and have him get my lawyer
call Jake and get my lawyer he's ready to rock you want to go off
you want to waste text it off the officer can I ask you a question no
sir please sit do you really want to use me officer
I can't even fit in here get your foot in officer I can't even fit in here get your foot in
How are you going to arrest somebody that never even went on the property?
You're under arrest for being disorderly, not for being on the property.
Put your foot in.
Officer, I can't fit!
Officer, I won't run, I'm not going to do anything.
That's good.
He just took off the head.
Can you put them in the front, at least?
No.
Officer, I can't scoot!
You're trying to-
Yeah, this case has J.O.M.I written all over it.
Ch- Is J.O.M.I still around?
Is J.O.M.I still around?
Dude, I remember when that guy was fucking everywhere for like three months.
He would be like, you just crashed into a building?
Or I don't even know what he would say.
He would just have like the craziest intros ever.
And then like the guy next to him would be like,
yeah, Jayoma got me out on,
Jayoma got me out on a $10 bail.
That's what you mean, but I can't scoot.
I've had bigger people in office.
You're actually hurting me.
Officer, please.
Turn inside, please.
Officer, I can't move.
He would be like, oh, this guy crashed into a telephone pole
at two in the morning while drunk.
We got him on a wet and reckless.
him out in the wet and reckless. And then the guy would be like, like, do J.O.M.A.'s
chick talks? I didn't know if they were real or not, but they were peak.
Go. I'm too big. Put your foot that way.
Officer, I can't. I'm not trying to be the... Yeah, I'm not resisting the officer. I promise
you. It is literally my body autonomy. I cannot move. Can you just put my handcuffs on the front?
No. And don't make it so much easier to turn your back.
You have to turn and scoot that way. Have you guys got something with the D.A.?
You don't have a D.A.? You don't have a district attorney?
No. You have a state attorney?
District attorneys down here. Well, it's funny. Go pull your feet in. Let's go
Scoot that way there you go
No, you push me back to doing it. Well, obviously you're actually hurting me come on
Yes, you can
Yes
Step the center button first
But even after being placed under arrest, JD on remains confident that the officers have
only created bigger problems for themselves as some of them try to make sense of the situation.
Preach a piece covers it all, so.
Where your car keys are?
Right there in my pocket, sir.
Pocket.
This is over here.
Where's your car at?
Just the black one up there.
That black fusion?
Yes, sir.
We'll take lines for black fusion.
You're telling it?
Yep.
So are they all trespassing this property or what?
I told them the leave are going to jail for
breach a piece if they don't want to leave, so.
I don't know who's all trespassed me. I didn't catch all that from earlier.
Have you ever read our breach of peace ordinance? Yeah, it covers everything. I'm good with the breach of peace.
They're stalking him. We've got a whole bunch of them. I mean, dude, they are stalking us, dude.
There's got to be some kind of resolution to it. So we've got four. We've got four right now.
This is absurd, dude. There's no resting him for you.
Get out and get off the property now. I was not a part of this.
You better walk away quickly.
I was just in the car, I'll be...
Now you're impeding traffic.
I was telling you, can you, I like this black SUV up here for us.
Hold it, you're gonna be cold out in the stoppin' for us.
But, Jack, you got something out pussy, yo, bro.
Like, yeah, that's...
Jack, would you rather be a pussy,
or would you rather sit there and try to argue for 10 hours?
Like, it's probably just better to be a pussy.
As we saw with the last lady,
Um, she thought she could like win or something. Just be a pussy out of her
Okay, we can't stop
Is it the same policy same policy
Okay
You see could you fit in the car again, bro? You're not participating in dialogue your comment me. It doesn't like
Yeah, I could probably fit in the car. Why does that even matter, bro? I'm
511 what okay 510 I'm 510 160 like why like I why does it matter if I can fit in the car or not?
I'll be asked. It's kind of a gaggle messed up. Hi guys type might need a bus. I'm not in here right now. So
Okay, well, he'll eventually move dude. I think ultimately what this boils down to and it's the same with the last lady
But like sometimes people just have too much time on their hands. This is all just insane
Bro, sometimes people just have too much time on their hands, bro
Do all three stalking and reach a piece
It's one thing if you're getting trying to get a video or whatever, but it's like when
you're trying to get a video, like for Gideon's sake, it's like, bro, you have to know when
to just stop like this.
You're never going to win this.
If you have to know to stop, you have to know just walk away.
On top of that, the kids involved in this, and I get it, they're kids or whatever, but
you have to have some sense.
It's like, bro, go to school.
You got to like 17.
Why are you putting on a backpack going into record this video?
Like, go to school, dude.
Then it kind of all compiled today.
Analysis turned into this.
Like, you have to know when the line has been crossed and when it's time to retreat.
Because people get very emotional, and now you're arrested.
And then he decided to stop in the middle of the road, where he saw him, to pick somebody up, but he didn't see anybody anywhere.
We should be good right now. I think everybody pretty much got off the property and lost.
This guy's over here filming, but yeah, there's probably about 30 other people. So the long story.
Oh yeah, summer break.
For sure it is this guy.
I don't know, go like skateboard with your friend or work or something. I don't know, bro.
Like, doing this is just such a waste of fucking time.
time. I live on getting
if this car is out of T
of a car says you yo bro
it was summer break. I w
video games. That's all
games. I wouldn't go into
a TV, you to my backpack
a video, uh, getting arrest
arrested. Uh, my mom woul
that me like I would never do that. Yeah, his nephew is growing up. He came to the party
to have some stuff on a eviction party for the uncle. They'll have access to the house
to one of their big speakers. They just put them through YouTube videos. They then chased
him up to the McDonald's. I don't understand. Joe has access to the house. The cop said
and Gideon has access to the house. How do they both have access to the house? Whose
houses. It's the guy's grandma or something. Not Joe Bart. It's not Joe Bart. It's
Gideon's friend, right?
For his YouTube video. And the downs kicked him out earlier. They keep coming back while
I see her. They keep kicking him out. And now they're sending more people up in here.
So, yeah, that's the one that was following me out when I had it.
It's Joe Mama, appreciate that, Ivan.
I was taking him to the station the first time.
They were the ones that were following me.
And I think two more just walked in here.
If you guys aren't getting food, get out.
No, no, we are.
You say, look, I was just asking.
They're like, whoa, we're getting food.
He's like fucking clicking the prop A as fast as he can.
Like, sir, we are getting food.
Are you guys involved in all this stuff too?
Uh, we were early, we were, we were signed at the house, and then we just pulled up,
maybe a little bit of time, we were, we were out, we haven't been here all the time, like.
Yeah, we just pulled up.
Yeah, we just pulled up.
Okay, well if you guys are involved, I suggest you leave.
Okay.
And probably not.
Yeah, why have you guys not left, actually, is what I'm wondering.
We're kind of, we're kind of leaving.
Well, you're gonna have to be stuck here for a little bit now, unless you can squeeze by that,
but I suggest you don't get involved anymore.
How many, uh, what's the many people?
Just random?
YouTube followers
I don't understand all this to you like over nothing but something supposed to be a person like YouTube use
That's why I think it's him naughty that's the Skeeter guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm just waiting for Lyons to get this
Yeah
I know he's going to go on
his captioned editor on YouTube
because it's found the young kids
that think it's super cool.
And he's his uncle.
He's got all these videos of him
and his uncle is in there.
Agent is in your hood.
Watch out.
Wait, what do you mean?
Agent's in my hood.
He's in tarpon sprints.
Say you swear.
Agent's in tarpon sprints.
In Jinxie's hood. Oh my god, there. Yeah
Yo yo
Chad in Jinxie's hood of max security. Oh brother. He's outside the Pete's bagel sign
He's in tarpon Springs. Oh my god. I
Might have to tune into this a little bit that we're gonna be going to in a couple hours. He has two security guards
He's in Dartmouth Springs. Oh my god, about this place. And obviously I couldn't come empty-handed. So I got max security
I got max here. I don't know what I don't know what the fuck to expect out here
I have no idea what to expect. I'm gonna explore a little bit then we're gonna head down chat. We have
front row access
To my first ever aid behind us, bro. I already did this agent. You could just tell the security guards to leave
Well, you can tell the security guards to leave you're gonna be greeted by grandma's cookies, man
Any weirdos today just ban them.
I'ma keep it a boat y'all niggas, okay?
I'm five days straight streaming chat. I feel let let me know what happens, bro. Let me know what happens, dude
Get off the property you're going to jail to start walking start walking
They had it it's their property start walking go yep go start walking
So they gave it to them.
They're all still out there.
Yeah, I'm going to hang out with them a little bit.
I don't know what they should...
What about Steve?
I have no idea where he went.
The ones that came up on the property.
You taking them?
I think you got to take it. I don't know.
The ones that came up on the property.
Chad, what is squatting again?
It's when you're like staying in somebody else's house
without them knowing or something.
Isn't that illegal?
Isn't that illegal property we're causing us to wait. So why did they why did the cops not arrest him?
It's like when you finger my ass mom's just man, I'm not doing this shit
It's a loophole oh
Squatters rights, I don't know enough about that. Let's look that up. I don't know enough about that
The squatters rights in Florida.
In Florida, squatters cannot legally claim ownership without occupying the property openly for seven consecutive years.
Well, they're paying property taxes or holding a defective deed color of title. Thanks to strict anti squatting legislation property owners can now request law enforcement.
Immediately to immediately remove unauthorized occupants.
Oh, but this is in Michigan. Wait, this is in Michigan.
Yeah, this is in Michigan. In Michigan, squatting is considered criminal trespass. Unwelcome documents do not automatically get property rights community to actually claim ownership. A squatter must meet strict adverse possession requirements, including.
Living on the property continuously paying property tax and maintaining a possession for 15 years.
I'm confused under Michigan state legislature rules. A squatter must satisfy all of the official conditions for a full 15 years before they can claim legal ownership.
Hostile and continuous occupancy payment of property taxes open notorious exclusive.
Valuable improvements making significant physical improvements to property
Agent got jumped agent got jumped
The water by
Approximately 630 that yeah guys tarpon springs. Yeah, it's looking rough out there man guys. Let it go bro. Just let it I
Know agents gonna get jumped by
a muffin or a cookie or a milkshake or an ice cream shop bro that's all you're
gonna run into there.
I found a property of the ones I went to jail.
I don't even know honestly who we have, we got quite a few so.
Thank you.
Yep if they come back.
There was this black guy over here.
He was at the house and you got with the glasses.
Yeah I got just so.
He was at the house.
The problem was that they were here and the ones that were causing an issue here is
with us right now because it could have been at the house or allowed house to be someone that has authority at the house.
So the ones that were causing an issue here that weren't supposed to be on the property,
but if Skeeter comes back and he starts plugging me up, call us and we'll take them too.
Oh really?
Yep.
They were told not to come on the property here, and they were on the property.
Oh, they're causing me to start rents and talking.
They're logging on to my property.
Yeah, I don't really know about this guy. I don't think this guy. I don't know if this guy is really a hero here. Mr. Joe here.
Yeah, just un-pog it, ignore him. That's what they want, is you just answer and get annoyed. They just want to make you mad. So if you just un-pog it and they don't have the chance.
So I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I have three sets of handcuffs and I use all my handcuffs.
So I don't know.
They're on public property, so we can't do anything about them
hanging out there.
So I'll go hide back in there.
With all of the arrested parties on their way to the station,
the restaurant manager and Joe both provide written statements
about the incident.
Yeah, but I thought Jodyon mainly did the Pred catching video.
I don't even really know if this is even like that entertaining.
that entertaining, like catching a squatter.
I don't really think people would care that much about it.
But back inside the squad car,
Gideon remains convinced that he has done nothing wrong.
Yes, sir.
Hey, I guess.
You're, for breach of peace is what it sounds like, right?
Breach of peace.
Even though I was on a public easement.
Okay.
What is the officer's name about arrest?
So let's give this boiled down situation here.
Gideon did a video where he was like,
catching a squatter. The squatter is probably not a good person. Um, and
Gideon was probably over the line. Probably shouldn't have had the kids
out there. Probably shouldn't have been arguing with the cop. Probably
shouldn't have sent the kids in. Um, but he was pissed that Joe got released
or whatever. Um, but yeah, probably should have just left. Probably should
have just left. Uh, yeah, you'll get all that when we get back to this
I just want you guys to know that once this case gets dropped, I am going to get a constitutional
rights lawyer and I'm going to go after you guys, call it by immunity and you guys will
be in a deposition.
You won't have to answer for that because the NEA is not going to take this case.
It's going to get dropped.
When it gets to this in it, I am going to call it by immunity and I'm guessing this is
a...
Damn, you retarded.
Not going to lie.
You misspelled three words in that sentence.
What are you saying?
What?
Yes sir.
So what crime is yelling on the sidewalk? What does that mean?
We'll discuss when we get in, alright? I might try to have a conversation between this.
Between this? Between this barrier?
Constitutional rights, violated. I don't know what made it like violating constitutional rights.
Call my... Yeah, give me a lawyer ASAP! Tell him to give me a lawyer ASAP!
No, he's not going to let down the lingo.
It's fine.
Just stay right there.
I don't want them to get you.
They're arresting me on breach of peace.
Can you-
Sound the call, Jake!
Okay!
Okay, can you move so I can see?
No, I just want to be able to see so I don't get into a crash.
Wait, record?
Record!
Record!
Record!
Hey, you got a second?
My detective is asking if you feel like a written statement of today of what they've done to you.
Okay.
Are you able to do that for me?
Yeah.
I'd appreciate it.
They've been following you around all day.
Yeah, and uh, they've got to run, they've got to run a U-Haul truck. I don't know how to fix your bank.
Yeah, I don't think it was worth the uh, I don't think it was worth the hassle here.
I mean like, it's one thing if like the YouTube prank is catching breads.
Which is like, it's obviously going to be more entertaining as a viewer, but like catching
a squatter, I don't really think that that's that entertaining.
What's the thing called, the orange juice wasn't worth to squeeze?
We used to put these speakers up still there.
Yeah, I was there for that earlier today.
I don't think it's that old.
Yeah, okay.
Um...
What happened?
We met from the skater.
You guys gave me tickets.
You guys were talking over here in the SUV.
No, I just gave them tickets.
You gave them tickets?
Yeah.
For what?
I'm pitting traffic just talking to you.
This guy's definitely not a good person.
Oh, really?
That's the only thing I could have charging them with was a pitting traffic.
But we rested for...
Skeeter guy said this guy abuses his mom and bro altogether, so yeah
Sir we'll have a conversation back here, okay
Here you seem like a nice guy
Yeah, I'm the junior person sir
I am the junior person here.
Officer, how can someone be trust-less that never even went inside?
What's the reason for that?
So you unlawfully arrested those other people and then with me.
So, Jack, if you're on the sidewalk of a McDonald's that's still considered the property of the McDonald's, right?
Like you're still trespassing?
If you're on the sidewalk and they don't want you there.
Okay.
I'm on the sidewalk.
People are saying no.
Some people are saying yes and some people are saying no.
Voicing my displeasure with this police department.
Hey you guys.
Is the police delegation arresting as well?
Is there a body camera here?
Yes sir, it's on. It's recording right now.
But I think what fucked him over was when he was sending the kids in and that with the backpack and the camera and then the comp was like
Alright, dude, like you're not getting arrested
All this to protect
Hey, you know what I get out of this? We're just going right back to the house, you know that, right?
So you guys want to accomplish your recent taxpayer dollars
I'm appreciate if you get my glasses, I do what I want to do
Yeah, where are they?
They don't know
Yeah, I'll grab them
Well, if you're not on my video cards, they're like a file of civil rights law
Oh, my God
Here we are
So Jeff, the sidewalk is public, but the parking lot is private to the McDonald's, right?
Oh man, I bet he feels kind of guilty now because now there's kind of a kid involved.
He probably doesn't feel that good about that.
You guys can just come up with this power.
This kid looks like he's 17 and scared shitless.
Let's go to the rest of the time.
Right there's your fling. Stay right there.
Ultimately, Gideon Adams was charged with misdemeanor, stalking, and breach of peace.
The other three crew members were each charged with one count of breach of peace as well.
A judge set Gideon's bond at $10,000, which he posted to secure his release.
The other three crew members also posted personal bonds.
While Gideon was in jail, his and Skeeter's fans made hundreds of calls to the Woodhaven
Police Department and Downriver Dispatch.
Some callers reported fictitious crimes, including a false homicide.
Yeah, but here's the thing, bro.
I don't think the police knows this or understands this, but if he's live streaming, like, he
has no control over that.
And I assume they thought he was, like, targeting them, like, oh, he's deliberately doing this,
bro, if he's live streaming, he has no control over that.
flooded the Woodhaven Police Department's Facebook page with messages.
And upon his release, Gideon launched a campaign called Free Gideon, claiming it would prove
his innocence, and what he believed was the bias officers had shown in favor of Joe.
Skeeter, on the other hand, still wants Joe out of his grandmother's house.
Gideon's pretrial hearing is scheduled for July 13th, 2026, where his defense attorney will begin
a drastic stalking and breach of peace charges. If convicted, he could face up to 93 days in
jail for breaching a piece in up to one year in jail or a $1,000 fine for stalking.
Whether you're on patrol, on the couch, or in an interrogation room wondering where
it all went wrong.
I mean, yeah, it'll be fine.
I don't know.
I don't know if it was like that bad.
It's just like, yeah, sometimes content is not worth fucking getting arrested, obviously.
Chad, is there any other good ones?
That one was kind of mad.
Is there any other good ones?
Yeah, Gideon literally wiped his ass with a $1,000 fine.
Literally.
Chad, what about?
Is there anybody else to get arrested?
G-to-RP, I'll get on RP in a little bit.
I will get on RP, but these videos are like crack, bro.
Defending abuser and squatter, I said five times that this guy is definitely not a good
person.
I'm just saying, like, once the cop tells you to leave 20 times, you shouldn't send
in a kid with a backpack and a camera to record the guy when the cop's telling you to leave.
Are you fucking stupid?
that defending a abuser like what? Jack Doherty got arrested? Okay, I did see this but I never
actually watched the video. What could he, what did he get arrested for?
This limit with 22 year old YouTuber Jack Doherty. Now this piques my interest.
The three universal truths in life bro, death, taxes, and Jack Doherty being an absolute shitstain.
I'm an officer. No you're f***ing not. I was trying to find out what the f*** are you bro.
When an entitled YouTuber pushes officers too far, they decide to bring him in.
Looks like Miami.
But they're unaware of the lengths he's willing to go to turn this situation into content.
It is around 3 a.m. on the-
Do you guys remember when Jack Doherty crashed his Lamborghini?
Because I forget what I call it.
He like power glided or whatever.
And then like his cameraman's head was like bleeding open.
And he's like, yo, he's bleeding.
Whoa.
My cameraman's bleeding out.
Do y'all remember that?
It's like, bro, are you even a human?
Like the morning of Saturday, November 1.
My cameraman might faint from blood loss and bleed out.
Whoa.
Let me get the exact angle of the blood gushing out
his head. Like dude this guy just this guy just used to be flushed down a toilet.
15th 2025 and these Miami Beach police officers stationed on Washington Avenue.
Dude Miami is quickly becoming the new LA bro. I'm not even kidding. There's
influencers fucking everywhere bro. Dude I'm telling you bro. I actually think
Miami might be worse than LA. I'm not even kidding. Dead ass. Chat down if y'all live in Miami.
Miami Beach, Florida have reached their patience limit with 22-year-old YouTuber, Jack Doherty,
who broke away from his group and attempted to engage officers to create content for his channel
in the middle of the roadway, creating a-
I actually wanted to watch this with you guys like a month ago, but I forgot to watch this.
If he hazard.
Despite multiple warnings, Jack continued recording the video,
even ignoring his friends as they told him to stop.
As a final warning, officers told him that they would arrest him if he didn't comply,
to which Jack replied, once I'm done with this, back.
And now, as officers move to make good on that warning,
they have no idea that Jack is far from done recording them
on this day.
What?
No.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, I got him.
I got him, I got him.
I got him.
No, no, you don't have to go near them.
I got him.
I got him.
How do you say I got him?
I got him.
Security guard can't do shit when there's law enforcement
involved, man.
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
No.
I want to go to the bar.
You're going to the bar.
Go to the side, go to the side right now.
Go to the sidewalk now.
You want to go with him?
Go on a sidewalk now.
Well, I don't know.
I'm trying to show him something.
Now!
We want to be funny.
We're trying to get on the street going on the fucking street.
I want the lore of this.
What happened?
All right, I'm getting out of this.
I don't know who the fuck you think you are, bro.
I'm getting out of this.
No, you're fucking not.
That's all right, after I fucking do it.
Who the fuck are you, bro?
I was trying to walk on the street for the guys.
It doesn't matter, bro.
All you have to do is get in the fucking sidewalk.
That's it.
Are you wanting to fucking go?
Fucking.
You know what you said?
Now, as officers proceed to search him, they immediately find even more reasons to take
him to jail.
But Jack only sees it as another content opportunity, something the officers have yet to realize.
Hey Friggin!
He's in the water!
What's that?
So good!
Can I take it off and give it to someone?
When are you gonna take it off again?
Weed and pills?
What are you doing dude?
Can I take it off?
What are you doing?
You have to like start it off the wrist.
You can't take it off anyway.
What are you doing?
I'm doing it.
What is MDMA? Isn't that like an acid or something?
Yeah, what is MDMA?
MDMA stands for methylated deniox methamphetamine.
Oh, drug that alters mood and perception.
Oh, like ecstasy or MOLI.
I'll check it out then.
Molly and weed?
Bro, what?
Dude, go like take your mom out for breakfast or something, bro.
Like, what are you doing?
I'm an MTMA.
I got you. I got you.
I know.
We talked about a bunch of kind things.
No, no, no.
You're cool. You're cool.
I was telling you genuinely, I apologize on his behalf.
No, and I was telling you to apologize.
I was telling you to apologize.
You're still in there.
I'm not kidding, I'm just making money.
Let's go, bro.
Let's go, bro.
All right, let's go.
All right.
We had to get my watch.
Just someone to know.
What is the one?
But you have to untick, you have to untick, you have to take it.
Can you tell them to pull up here, though, my friends?
You can take the watch off, O'Farr.
We'll go to the other station.
Oh, if I'm real, can I just take it off?
We'll go to the other station.
So what happened?
We sort of jumped the gun here.
What happened?
Like, why do they want them out of the street?
What were they doing?
They're first to pull up the tire now.
No, no, they want to jail.
You really don't tell them.
With officers finding three hand rolled suspected cannabis cigarettes in half of an orange oval
shaped pill marked with a three consistent with a schedule two amphetamine, Jack is immediately
brought to the station and this is where his entitled behavior leads him to pull another
move that he will soon regret.
Impending traffic was the reason for the stop and then they found all the shit on it.
I don't know, as soon as the judge call you in, you'll be fine.
I'll answer it later on.
What is your question, bro?
Because I don't know.
I don't know.
Probably tomorrow.
Oh, no. This is just a pit stop.
Alright, come on.
If you're gonna get arrested for something this stupid, why would you carry illegal substances on you?
I mean, bro, it's the same thing of why you would do anything stupid. He's just stupid.
Like, you have weed and molly in your pocket recording in the center of traffic.
Like, he's just an idiot, bro.
What's up?
How are you guys?
How are you?
What are you doing, mate?
I'm alright.
So now you know.
I saw a workman.
You guys stopped talking.
I watched my friend.
I got you.
Now where is he?
You have the rights and the insolence.
Everything you will.
Right?
Because no one said that to me.
We're not questioning you.
Are we?
It's kinda hard work.
Is Fred's not like American?
That's right.
Yes.
It's not like that?
God, he doesn't even care.
I heard he's fucking 10.
He's growing.
100%.
That's...
100%
That's tough.
That's tough.
Alright, let's see how it goes.
Let's see.
Alright.
Since we're going to the hospital,
I'm going to remove the ankle from you.
You listen?
Oh yeah.
Then take all your jewelry out.
Socks, sneakers, put them on top of the collar.
Yes.
After the what?
Collar.
This might seem like a simple order,
It's about protecting his jewelry and he won't even hesitate to instruct officers on how to preserve it
I'm knocking out tonight.
Of course I'm knocking out tonight.
When do you think I will?
Tomorrow Saturday, hopefully tomorrow.
Okay, hopefully?
Okay, okay, okay.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm so stupid.
Oh, he's gonna scratch my
I'm so stupid.
No, I'm chewing.
So clearly high? Yeah, he's definitely
high.
I mean, bro, he has fucking weed and molly on him.
His pride absolutely soaked.
This is the imbrogat shantung.
Oh.
Take the URL please.
Yeah.
Right here this, yeah.
Take everything out?
You guys give me that chair probably, you know.
Yeah, of course, man.
Come so see the other shit in the other car.
All right, we're going to get that from him, we know.
All right, cool.
I'm not saying about that.
Take that.
Can I bend it, yeah.
Are these friends outside?
I don't know.
Because the only thing he wants to know about all of them
is how long I'll do anything and give them this.
It doesn't have to be here, please.
He was given one.
No, no, no, it's not here.
Just my jewelry, I'll do anything.
I'm down for that.
Bro, just give the cops your jewelry.
They're going to put it in a brief compartment.
Like, who cares?
Let him, he got his phone.
You'll have it in like a day.
Make a phone, let him make a phone call.
Thank you.
And you know, they can take all the jewelry.
This is your boyfriend.
Boss man, Jeff.
Yes, sir.
When you give him the water, though, you got to do that.
Like, you could have avoided all of this.
I know, I wish I could have.
But like, right when I was getting out,
we got to turn around and boom, my string guard was there.
I'm not gonna make excuses, you know.
Yeah.
Yo, do you want to come to this young location?
Uh, who's gonna help you?
How come?
Jay passed the location, but you can pick up my jewelry.
You can have those for a while so we can have them.
You can have them with your jewelry, you know.
I'm just gonna put them in your car.
You're gonna put them in your car?
Yeah, you're gonna put them in your car.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, put it all in the bag.
He's gonna go back out and put them in your car.
Yeah
I'm trying to come here. Yo, can you?
This is not working
I'm just trying to tell him to get here.
Just take off.
Why are you doing that?
Take off the door.
I'm just trying to tell him to get here.
Just take off.
Why are you doing that?
Take off the door.
I'm just trying to tell him to get here.
You got a 13?
No.
Not yet.
You're hearing?
Yeah.
What are you hearing?
All right.
Where are you?
We're watching right now.
I'll get back.
I'm going to have his driver's license and everything.
ID.
Someone just have they or who say do a penis reveal
Thanks for the street suggestion, bro
What are we gonna do?
Four, forty, one hundred.
We don't have to do that.
We don't have to do that.
No, we'll do three hundred, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
We saw that, right?
Yeah, six, seven.
Is that a yes or a no?
No!
I'm not doing a copper beetle.
We got to make sure that's not so neat.
Okay, so one here.
All right, I just give them hand.
We have to do this.
All right.
All right.
Two.
All right.
All right.
Three right here.
Four.
Thank you.
How much jewelry do you got?
I personally don't scratch it off.
You don't got a separate bag?
The watch.
The watch.
No.
Who's going to scratch it off?
You can't scratch it off.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Appreciate you guys.
Yes, that's right.
Can you, uh, here's the problem, right?
We met on a section through the microphone call.
Yes?
Yes.
And I told you not to record.
We got to record.
I didn't know.
So you know what's going to happen now?
Oh.
All these go with you, the PKK.
We're not giving this to anybody else.
How do you just delete the video?
No.
Take your shoes off.
Oh, god.
Right?
Take your shoes off.
Take your shoes off.
Well, I just recorded you.
Thank you.
Take your shoes off.
Tell me, guys.
I'm a dumbass.
I didn't even know that he was recording.
to your stock
a quarter-side 10 to a 7 now somebody picking these ones going to the UK
here comes the entitlement
he's really very nice, really got to make that dude man
he changed the fuck again man
I'm up to this one
he ain't right here
take some steps back
you got any spin?
how many spin?
four
more
alright
Yeah, but it's TGK.
Yeah, but it's TGK.
Yeah, but it's TGK.
Sorry, everybody's going to TGK.
Oh yeah, okay, cool.
So the cops are super cool. They're like, yeah man, your friend can come kill Gaby Jewelry. Just don't record us please and then he's recording
Yeah, I was sorry.
I was trying to help him out, but he didn't want to pay it out.
Well, honestly, it's been very nice.
Making a section for him.
It's been fun.
I was trying to be very nice.
You wasn't even going to waste it, but now,
if you want to do it, you got to do it.
Now you got to waste it on me.
Six o'clock in the morning.
I don't know how I do this.
Yes, you did.
All right, it's probably good.
He's been here multiple times, man.
But I honestly, when I leave the video,
I want to follow me on the thing.
Hey.
Hey, nah.
Nah, nah, nah, it's cool because everything is looking good.
It's cool, OK?
No, it's fine.
We can get it.
We can get it.
Proclaims you've gone in school and we did it.
No.
Nah, it's OK.
It's fine.
Hey, don't say anything about it.
The line has been crossed.
There is no negotiations now.
The line has been crossed, motherfucker!
I know where you're coming from, OK?
Get negotiating the way out of this.
The resistance is one of them.
How is that resistant?
Possibly potential, uh, procession.
What?
Possibly potential.
Yeah.
Possessional substance.
I caught it.
Understand that?
Yes.
Even after realizing the full impact of his actions,
Jack's desperate attempt to apologize
only becomes another display of his vanity.
Don't change my friendship.
I know I f***ed up.
She has been a kid.
You're taking it with you to see it.
Well, at first, you said you didn't know you were filming,
and now you said you shouldn't have filmed.
So then you just lied.
Again.
So nothing you say is ever sincere, bro.
You're going with me.
You're going to see you.
You're a little goblin, bro.
Yeah, that's funny.
You know what's funny is, for his standards,
this isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
For his standards, I thought he was just
going to start like pissing on the walls or something.
Honestly, I thought it would be way worse.
I mean, bro, this guy recorded his cameraman while he was bleeding out.
This guy is barely even a person.
He is closer to a goblin than he is a human, bro.
Like a clash royale goblin.
Yo!
My cameraman is bleeding out.
Yo!
Check this out, Chad.
My cameraman literally might faint from blood loss and potentially die, and it's because
I crashed a car.
Like, bro, this guy's not a person, bro.
Hey, I'll try to help you, man.
Ultimately, Jack Dougherty was charged with felony possession of controls.
How many times has he been arrested?
I feel like this is not the first time he's been arrested.
without prescription, misdemeanor, resisting without violence, possession of cannabis.
He was later released on a $3,500 cash bond, but true to his nature, Jack continued milking
the incident for content after his release.
An uploading footage officers had accidentally recorded on his phone after not realizing
the camera was still running.
In a later interview with TMZ, Jack described the arrest as the worst day of his life, claiming
he was stuck in a small cell for five hours before being moved to a larger holding room
for another ten hours. He even warned others to stay away from jail, while still managing
to put his entitlement on full display. It now seems like Jack is using the experience
to create even more police-related content for his channel, continuing to profit off the
incident at least until another group of officers decides to draw the line and take him in again.
You're on patrol on the couch or in an interrogation room wondering where dude not even that bad bro for his standards, bro
class act from him
Honestly, watch out. Let's play GTA
Let's play GTA bro
On the subject of breaking the law
Let's play GTA RP. We're supposed to play like a week ago. Now it's time baby
All right, it's time for some GCARP KINs.
Oh, Jixie Johnson back in the building.
We're back
Lacey left core brother, let me say this again
I'm dead ass about to be 30 or I'm about to be halfway to 30. No, yeah, bro. I'm pushing 30
Let's cut the cakes right down the middle. I'm pushing 30, bro. I don't like they see you didn't leave core. Okay
Like wrong pushing 30 dude chat, you know when I'm 25 like I'm officially up and that's in three months
Like I'm officially a fucking old-head, bro
I'm gonna be the guy at the cookout or I might even just start streaming
much of streaming NBA 2k rec and just be like a power forward like all the hunks and just be like
Back in my day, man
Back in my day, man, I watched LeBron coming up with D Wade
You youngsters wouldn't even know about that man. Like yeah, I'm about to be I'm about to be 30, bro
Like I'm getting old. I'm getting old. There's 300,000 people on RP right now holding immersion
KSI left the sidemen
Dude, I saw that like two months ago. Hi guys, call them
Yo, hi guys. What's up, bro?
Yo, uncle, what's going on?
Bro, I'm not, oh, bro, not yet
Can you click the tab?
Oh, you know what happens when you load up GTRP?
You want me to click the, the, the, the, the, this, this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, privacy.
Click the, click the privacy tab, right?
Oh, there you go.
Oh, join?
Yeah, yeah.
Supporting?
Bro, I thought you got arrested, bro, like two minutes ago.
What?
That was you, bro.
I didn't get arrested, James.
It's all good, bro.
Yo, refresh the tab.
fresh to that.
And then click the little guy, click the little guy to the left of joint prodigy.
Leaked.
There you go.
Other monitor, drag each other monitor.
I mean, you're screen-ticking doesn't matter.
Oh, it is?
Hi guys, I'm going to see you in Miami, bro.
I know.
I'm going to be there in one, like, two days.
Chat, hi guys is going to the game, bro.
Yeah, I'm going to grab your ass.
Yes.
Okay.
Alright.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, so what do I wear?
So you're asking if you should wear an NFL jersey to a World Cup game.
Yeah, I was just wondering then what bro, right? I'm a jackass on your forehead
Bro, just wear whatever you like bro England or Norway. Who do you like more?
Get a Holland kid bro get up, huh?
Then get a Holland kid
Now but I bet you there's some of the stadium maybe not actually check with these soldiers at the stadium
I feel like they would just print money if they did that now
I feel like that you know that she's trying to lose it.
Yeah.
All right.
My steam scanning never works.
It's going to do the whole fashion way.
Because boy, I'm sipping tea.
Okay.
Dude, it's been a minute since she'd say RP, bro.
It's been a minute.
That's my name.
That's my name.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Ron's stream is in here.
Oh, because he has no bid rate.
Yeah.
It's our Ronald B at the game, too, bro.
It's going to be peak, dude.
It's going to be peak.
I think England is probably going to win, but I could also see a universe where Holland
just lays dick down.
I could see that.
I mean he laid dick down against Brazil and I did not think they were going to win that.
All right, so do you have a play list? Okay, you do. I'll do this one.
4.0 on my outlist, that one. Yeah.
Position one. Why did you say up five though? Oh brother, only five people are trying to play?
Oh my god, there's 240 people in here.
There's a lot of really good bro flavors on there.
Bro, let's go dude.
Okay, slot ready.
You might have to restart, but you should be good.
So hi guys, bro.
It's going to be the first time I met you in like, what, two years, bro?
Yeah, since, uh, yeah, since switch off.
Have you put on some muscle, bro, or what?
Yes, I'm ripped now like you know when you met me a touch card. I was a stick you know I'm saying like
Yes, I'm still skinny. I'm not like you're not like 400 pounds
but
I'm fit, bro. I'm not flooded so you're in like like high-pitched when I see you like you're gonna mock me
Yes, I'm in peak. I'm in peak condition. I'm not peak form
Me help hi guys. All right, bro. Let's do this shit man. Let's go buddy
It just says connecting and it's like spamming the thing
No, bro, I'm ready bro, like I'm ready for this game man. I'm ready. Have us who do you got road, Norway or England, bro?
I
saw his last game and
If he's playing like that, I just don't know how England brings it home me. I just don't know
Yeah, bro, honestly chat. Who do y'all got bro? Maybe we get a little pulled in this England or Norway? I feel like England has a better team.
Way more well rounded, but Norway has Holland bro.
I think England wins though. I think England wins too much talent bro.
Too much talent. Also, Kane can match Holland almost.
Brochette, Holland has, dude, I saw a statistic this morning.
Holland has eight World Cup goals in one, or no, seven World Cup goals in one World Cup.
And CR7 has seven World Cup goals in his career. That's insane.
You can share your screen. So, I'll let you share your screen.
It's good now?
Yeah, yeah, you're good. You won't be getting it.
So yeah, bro, like this kind of describe like what the travel is going to look like, like how how
how much are you going to be traveling? Obviously, you got to travel a little bit to Miami and then
from Miami, where do you go bro? Oh, 11. I think I think the the tweet was about not counting pen
in the chat. Bro, so basically how it's going to work is this man. I'm going to Miami for England
in person Norway, then on the 11th, then on the 12th, Dallas,
Fortnite program, me and Pollo get in first place.
Then on the 15th, I'm going to Atlanta.
The 13th and the 14th, I'll probably be back in Florida.
Then on the 15th, go into Atlanta for Messi versus England.
Then on the 19th, go and do New Jersey
for Messi versus France.
Lots of IRL streams, wow.
Amazing, amazing.
You should just get a DJ.
Oh wait, you already have one.
Alright.
Make sure you share your screen.
Chat Diamond Gym?
Bro, guys, I was thinking about going to Diamond Gym on the 20th.
Alright, don't run.
I was thinking about going to the Diamond Gym on the 20th,
but I feel like I'm just going to get injured, bro.
Like, guys, I feel like I'm going to get injured.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
Like, I just feel like I'm going to get injured.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
Like I just feel like I'm gonna get into it
Bro, they don't care like I'm just gonna get hurt bro, and then I sign a waiver and then I'm just broken
Pussy pussy. Yeah chat over pussy bro. You guys go to the diamond gym. You go to the fucking diamond gym you motherfuckers
Show screen
I
Think you have a good is brown stream still me right now. Let me check this bro. It's makes you feel uncomfortable
Okay, it's not it's not it's not okay
Hi bikes are you ready for gta rp bro? Yes. Yes. I'm ready. I'm right. Oh my god. I'm in here. It's a bar
Whoa character creations
What should I name him bro?
Fat ass.
Jibbler.
Jitty.
Harry Johnson is good, but I feel like we already did that like two years ago, chat.
Projects.
So let's just name him Leonel Messi, bro.
What's his name?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Just name him Leonel Messi, bro.
Chet, what's Messi's birthday?
Wasn't it a couple days ago?
Chet, what is Messi's birthday? Wasn't it a couple days ago?
Okay, fine, uh, uh, Glazer. All right, let's name it Nicholas Chet, Chet Cosplay is myself,
Nicholas Stewart. Chet Cosplay is myself. I feel like I could actually get the best
RP there. Bro, because I'm trying to lock in like I want this to be like real RP.
Do I need to take like a fucking hold up? I have a headache.
It's a while.
Yeah, like I should be myself. No.
Chat, if I were to ever get arrested, what would you guys think it is for?
Like what would your desk be?
What would your desk be chat if I was never getting arrested since we just saw everybody getting arrested
DUI, okay
So I don't even drive well
Public fatness that's just you can't you can't get it arrested for being fat, bro. Like what?
Alright, here we go. We created our character Nicholas Stewart. Okay, that I'm gonna be honest
The hair is kind of perfect
Dude, I'm gonna take this jack out because like my headset like with this jack I can't hear shit like it's just cussing out
This should be way better
That looks like my face shape.
Okay, what is my skin tone like this, I guess?
Bro, but I'm kind of tan.
I'm kind of tan, I think.
Y'all are gonna say I'm pale, but I think I'm tan.
I feel like I'm, no, I'm not, it's that cap.
I feel like I'm a pretty tan guy.
My color is green.
Yes, my color is green.
Actually, Loki, my color is Emerald, Loki.
I mean, I literally look like I'm mocking right now.
Chad, I already look like I'm mocking, bro.
Whoa! Whoa!
I mean, I just look like an absolute Chad, bro.
Okay, maybe I am a little bit paler.
Wait, why is my skin tone not changing if I'm clicking it?
It's not changing.
Oh, it's because primary.
This is low key my skin tone.
Dude, okay.
Now I need hair.
I need hair. I need hair.
Ooh!
No taperfee, hey!
The meme is massive!
Bro, what's like a- just what's a good-ass haircut, man?
Bald! Bald! Bald!
Yo, shh!
Sh- I'm not- I'm not-
This one looks like kind of email
I'm not really bald, bro. I sort of just have like
my hit okay
Bro, I have like I don't know how I would describe my hair bro. It's kind of like a bus cop, but now it's not
See if there's bald ink. Oh hilarious, bro
You want to know something buddy since you want to bust my balls you realize everyone's balding, right?
Dude, I look like a drill sergeant. Chad, don't I look like a drill sergeant?
I don't mind this one. Dude, I don't really mind this one.
I'm gonna go with the flat top.
Whoa.
Ooh, I look like Jesse Pinkman here.
I just look like I'm up to no good.
I'll do the Jesse Pinkman beanie bitch. Mr. White. Yo, we said 50 50 bitch
Ooh tattoos, I'm tired up. I'm spattered up
Chat I don't know I feel like getting a tattoo is like pretty intense, bro
I don't know if I could ever like commit to that, bro. That's dude. I like
Because yeah, the thing is you have to think about like how is this tattoo gonna look when you're like 87 years old?
Do you know what I'm saying? Like I feel like tattoos don't age well
Like how is this tattoo gonna look when I'm 87 do you know what I mean? I don't know
Little taper fade the meme is oh this one's kind of a little zesty. That could be little zest best
All right, okay next up torsos
I don't really left arm tattoo
I've gone on my left arm nah bro come on
This looks good. I just have like a certified lover boy tattoo right now chat
Create character, did it, did it.
Should I start off in my apartment?
Make him fatter, yo bro, shut up!
She has little motors, used cars.
Wait, have eyes, how do I talk?
V. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Chad, do I talk?
It's V. Your guy's too skinny.
I'm not larking.
Oh wait, technically this is lark
because it's live action role play.
Fake voice.
You sound like a pussy.
All right, and.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
But I'm not, I don't see the visual cue.
Yo, yo.
What is it to talk?
What is it to talk, yo?
What is it to talk?
Track T?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
No, that's talking.
That's typing.
N?
Yo, yo.
E?
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo, hey, how's it going?
Anybody want to do some crimes?
Anybody want to do- Oh, no, graphics aren't rendering in well.
Bro, what do I have to have a NASA PC for this?
We gotta figure out voice chat.
Hey, have eyes, what up, Buttercup?
Yeah
Millionaire by the way, yeah, bro. I don't care. I'm not buying a fucking NASA PC to run GTA 5 bro
GTA 6 is gonna be cinema because you're not gonna need a thirty thousand dollar PC to run the game
Ron stream rock, you know found stream is watching me bro chat this makes me feel a lot comfortable, bro
I feel like I'm being watched without consent
Hey Jynxie, you're ass at GTA RP. Yo, you realize there's no skill gap in RP, right?
It's literally just LARPing. Wait, I'm good at LARPing. What do you mean, bitch? Yo, put
a sock in it, chat. You guys always say I'm LARP, LARP, LARP, SACHOR. Now when it comes
to actual LARPing, now I'm shit. Bro, I'm gonna be good at LARP, chat. I'm gonna be
good at mark you're actually the king of lark you're the lark final boss sure
bro slice the cake how do you want it's still gonna taste like cherries and yo
yo yo all right appreciate it mom well what about the graphics baby
tell hi guys to put texture budget to max hi guys am I getting one time
I'm the number one best cop in the city, and I'm coming for your ass
Well, I have not broken any role laws chat
I should role play as like a kick streamer and just run around and punch people in the face
All right advice. Thank you, bro
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah
Yo, yo
All right chat, let's look for some people let's see we can find some acquaintances beam machine
Bro, this is why I'm excited for GTA 6 because I feel like in GTA 6. You're gonna be able to just go into any place
You're just gonna be able to go into a coffee place go into like a cell phone play like you're just gonna be able to interact with everything
F8 what does F8 do?
What does F8 do?
How does he leak the c-
Did I just fucking leak it? What?
Ooh, Chad, we got an ambulance. What happened here?
Everybody okay?
Everybody okay? Everybody okay over here? Everybody alright?
Everybody all right?
Sir, what happened? What happened, sir?
Thank you.
He passed out because he didn't get any food.
He passed out from no food.
Was he drinking?
No.
No.
No, I did. I'm telling you, if you breathalyze this guy.
Let's get you up here.
I'm not a cop, but I can't breatharuck.
Oh.
I already messed up the immersion
Okay, yes, bro
Dude, um, thank you. Thank you
Maybe give him a what's it called IV maybe give him IV I
Appreciate that
Jasper yes, hi, holy shit your hair's got them
I know.
How you been?
I've been alright.
I took a little bit of time off, you know, uh, spent some time in my apartment, so.
That's good.
Do you guys know each other?
Yes, we do.
Have you guys had an intimate relationship?
No judgment.
There's no intimate relationship, just like how there's no eyebrows on your face.
Alright, I gotta make it clear.
had an intimate relationship no judgment there's no intimate relationship
just like how there's no eyebrows on your face
all right i gotta make it to the west yo what the fuck did you just say to me bro
make your way to the west, get some food
oh well thank you jasper
okay no problem oh he just walks up all right walks up
do you need any assistance sir sir it's my first day in here in this city
Right? I just flew in. Uh, he just... Okay, that's a traffic violation.
Sir, it's my first day in the city. I just wanted to introduce myself to you, bro. Uh, my name is
Nicholas. Oh, hello, Nicholas. I am Jasper. Uh, what I would recommend is we get out of the middle
of the road. Uh, sir, this is... Sir, this is public property. Uh, sir, I know my rights, sir.
This is public freaking property. Don't do that dick swinging in front of me
Yeah, I'm a kick streamer
Yeah, I'm a kick streamer
I'm gonna be a kick streamer this entire time
Force push wait up wait up wait up wait up
who's this child like meeting people it's my favorite part hello hello hello park
raider park ranger wait you're a park ranger oh my god hey never mind I'm
in love hello yeah I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good it's further down
hello can you hear me yeah you're a park ranger of what park
hello hello
ma'am what the fuck are you all right what the fuck no you said you didn't want
me to park no I said you're a park ranger of what park what park well I told
I told you sir, I'm not parking!
I know, I'm swole, my god, I'm saying you're a park ranger, right?
Yeah.
Of what park? I don't see it around here, this is a city.
Sir, it's not a park, it's on!
Get out.
Is it okay if I get into a joy ride with you?
Please.
No, get out.
Okay, are you serious? Why the hostility? I don't understand. I haven't done anything to you.
You're right here. I'll give you a bandaid. I'm sorry. I thought you didn't want me to parking.
I thought you didn't want me to parking.
Switzerland.
I thought you said park. No, this is the night's tempwar.
Switzerland flat?
Night's tempwar. That's what Captain Lord Commander Moron would be, are you telling,
Gibble?
You know Messi is going to win against Switzerland, right?
I don't know shit about Daniel Dott.
Ba-ba-alright.
I don't know shit about Daniel that okay listen you're being very hostile and I just want you to chill out
Ma'am, I'm undercover. I'm a cop. You didn't catch on to that
Undercover cop. Yes ma'am. I'm undercover like now. What's gonna happen is you're basically going to give me this car because I'm a cop
No
Ma'am, I'm undercover like I don't how many times I got to say this
This is my car now. We have seized this vehicle.
Step aside.
Sir.
Sir.
You're a person named Officer, sir.
Wait, what?
Don't make me doing it.
Okay, okay, alright. You have a lot of-
Don't make me doing it.
You have a lot of aura. I don't know why, but I wasn't able to drive this.
What?
See that? That's why.
Oh my-
What? You're good! Wait, what?
Okay, sorry. I noticed the whole time.
Okay, sorry. What are you doing?
Checking the image of me?
No.
So, as a park ranger, what is your day-to-day like?
What do you do in here?
Well, pretty much I drive around the park
with people to either pick mushrooms
or get an animal or I'm gonna try to grind up a border collie
or a tabby cat or something just poking really where I am a hoodie.
Okay.
That's what I'm doing.
And where is the park?
Could you show me where the park is?
I just want to check it out.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a cat city.
It's a cat city.
Could you take me to the park?
I just want to check it out.
Well, do I have any weapon on you?
Uh, you can search me.
No, I literally just flew in here from Dallas.
Just flew in here.
From Dallas?
Vamo.
Yes.
You could search me though.
Vamo?
Yes, you could search me.
I'll make sure to have a weapon. I'll take it to the park.
Okay. How do I put my hands up here?
I don't know. Usually you just kind of, you know, think about putting your hands up, you know?
And I'll connect, like, you think about doing it, and you're doing it, you know, like, nerve-ending.
Oh my God, they don't even have your fucking SIM card in you.
Yes, I just flew in here. This is what I'm trying to say. I just flew in here. Like, I'm as innocent as it gets.
A lot of the people in here in this city are probably criminals.
That's why I was trying to make sure you weren't a criminal.
I just want to check out the park. Is that okay?
After my first day here, I just want to get into the rhythm of things.
Yeah, sure. I'll take you to the park.
Okay.
Now, you said you're from Switzerland, right?
No. I'm from Ohio, sir.
Barrage.
Barrage.
Okay.
I'm from Ohio.
Well, I am Hawaiian.
You're Ohio?
Yep.
So how long have you lived in the city for?
In Hollywood, or Vinewood?
How long have you lived in Vinewood for?
I've lived for a few years, you know.
Would you say like six or seven years?
I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no. Please. Okay. I'm sorry. Don't park. Please. I won't do
any more six, seven jokes. Just please take me to the park. I just want to check it out.
You think you're funny? You think you're funny? No, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. No, I'm not trying to be funny. I just want to go to the park. All right.
I'm kind of interested, yes, I might become a park ranger because right now it's my first
day in the city, I'm trying to pick up a steady stream of income so I can actually make a
a couple of bucks because as long as I can like you know buy a coffee every now
and then pay the rent I'm good right I'm good so I'm just trying to get a job
what does the park ranger job pay $800 an hour $800 an hour what park are you
Deserving the Grand Canyon one. Nope. Nope. We are Cassidy trail state park
Cassidy trail state park give her her number Cassidy trail
Yep, never heard of this wait 800 an hour to be a park ranger. Oh my god. Yes
But that's like not even a that's not even a lot, you know how much one meal costing like 500 bucks. Are you crazy?
Where are you shopping at?
Or where are you getting meals at a spring and steak house?
$500 for a meal?
We're going to K-Buns.
What is K-Buns?
K-Buns is a restaurant at the mall.
The mall, that's where a lot of people, that's
where everybody going to buy their food.
They sit, they eat with their friends and everything.
OK, you can be, by the way, I don't want to backseat drive you
here, but you're swerving in and out of traffic a lot.
I'm not in that much of a rush.
I'm swerving in and out of traffic.
No, I'm not.
Who are you, Ricky Bobby?
Maaam!
Oh my, you're just...
What the...
He's dead!
What type of park ranger are you?
Oh my, he's dead, ma'am!
I care about the preservation of animal life.
So if it's not an animal, you ram into their head?
What are you, insane?
No.
Is this what he was in the way?
He was in the way. You literally turned into him. You turned into him. He's dead now by the way. He's not breathing anymore.
Yeah, but look, I have a bath so like...
Bawr! So you're a corrupt cop. You're a corrupt cop.
You know what it is?
It's time to wake up and smell the coffee. You're a corrupt part ranger, aren't you?
No.
Okay, do you have a head honcho like a boss because I might have to report some stuff
Yes, I saw those names again working
What is his name? What's his name?
the breeder
Is this guy like daddy his name is the breeder?
Your head honcho is named the breeder
Ready to meet this guy
All right, this is a nice park though. Okay. I see why you work here. This is kind of relaxing. Oh my god
This is a nice park. Yes, Oregon
Why are we stopped I'm calling
Calling again warden
Jack holy immersion I'm gonna meet the head on show. I might become a park ranger
Oh, he's not answering all good. Oh good
Um, they're not really ignoring me.
Here, let me ask for them on the way.
Gigi's-
Get more time for Shibbo!
Gigi's kidnap?
No, chat- it's- it's literally a terrifying park, and she has the car in the outfit.
Yeah, but yeah, this is the park.
You're not allowed to fish here.
You're not allowed to hunt here.
You're not allowed to pick mushrooms here.
You're not allowed to have a fishing rod here.
You're not allowed to have a hunting rifle here.
You're not allowed to look at the animals.
Well, you're allowed to look at the animals here.
Ah man, man, man, man, man, look! Oh my god!
Watch out, watch out!
You almost hit that car!
Or that dog, sorry.
Wait, so...
You're not allowed to, um...
You're not allowed to fish here?
Is it to preserve the fish?
Yeah, yeah, you're to preserving the fish at the state park.
You cannot do anything with the wild white here.
Okay, yes.
Well, if you're making...
AHHHHH! Man, what the fuck?!
You're the worst driver I've ever seen!
Doc, I need you to calm me down. You're being emotional.
Oh, you need me to calm down? I'm emotional. You just clipped dove into a rock.
What are you, deranged? You almost hit a coyote. You killed a man,
and you just clipped dove into a rock in a five-minute sequence. You need help.
I'm trying to call in the game warden!
Ah, watch where you're driving!
Are you high or something?
God, this would be a good job to smoke weed out of you.
Sorry.
Look, I'm not going to lie to you. Have you ever smoked weed here?
Because this is what I would do. If I were a deer, I would do that.
Oh, absolutely not!
Barrette!
So that's where you draw the line.
Smoking weed, you draw the line, but driving into someone you don't care.
You don't care. That's where you draw the line, really.
I protect the wildlife, sir.
Yeah, and you can do protecting the wildlife while you're bait.
Yeah.
Okay, well, listen, the game is over and he's down at the courthouse,
so I'll take you to him. You can make your complaints,
you know, fire and application, whatever you want, all right?
Well, I'm just gonna be honest with you. I'm taking your job.
Man, the last 10 minutes I've been gathering information.
You're a reckless driver. You're not safe to society.
I should be a park ranger, not you!
Well you could be a park ranger, you just have to apply!
You have to apply, and then maybe the wiring, but you gotta go to academy, you gotta do all that shit.
You went to an academy to be a park ranger.
Oh hell yeah, are you kidding?
So in the academy they just breeze past the whole driving portion?
No, I passed my drivers test.
Alright.
who was your driving coach? Spongebob Squarepants?
No, it was the...
Chep, who was the lady that gave Spongebob the license?
Okay, yeah, again, you're going 100 miles an hour.
You're not paying attention to any cars.
You don't care.
You don't care about the lives of these humans.
Yes, I do.
I've literally done.
Look, how real is it that I could become a park ranger, do you think?
Is it hard?
Um, no, you're a sick old playing.
So literally just apply.
Missed her, that's who it was.
It's kind of a nice view out today though.
It's kind of... cat?
Yeah, well there's like the weather up on your phone.
You can like check the temperature and stuff too.
Let's see.
Ooh, these are some nice houses.
You like it in Celsius or you do like it in American?
Did you just say did you like it in Celsius or American?
Yeah.
It's America's the only one that does fair night. Yeah
Wait what?
Americans are the only one that do fair night?
Yep, same with inches like ether
In the pound. Okay, do it in fair night if you can please and thank you. Appreciate ya.
Anyone?
Anyone fair night? It's a bit cloudy
Wind is good small for hours humidity 44%
Okay.
Forty-four percent.
Okay.
Okay, actually you're not that bad of a driver.
You've been doing a lot better the last five minutes.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cause I got my phone out and started texting.
Oh my lord, oh my lord.
All right, that was not smooth at all.
Yes, it was.
Where is your director at?
I want to speak to him, please.
Yeah, Tom Pepp's freaking taking your dad.
He's the...
Okay.
All right, I'm not appreciative of the sass, okay?
You've almost murdered me five times, all right?
I'm not appreciative.
Fuck off!
Hey, make a second!
Let your fucking tone!
Okay, sorry, yes.
Thank you.
Apologize.
Thank you, sir.
Chat, how about you first person?
It's F3, we're F1.
You don't have to eat your licenses while you're here, too.
Okay, we'll do it, we'll do it.
Yeah, how do I do it? It's F1 or F2?
F-A-B?
Oh!
Oh, no, I didn't mean to do that!
Ow! Ow!
Ow!
I didn't mean to do that, sorry.
I was...
I was pressing my I was moving my V muscle and then I accidentally moved my f muscle. Sorry
There he is
There's my boss
That's why he didn't answer see he's busy. Oh
It's easy. That's my boss. Is he raising? What is he even trying to do?
Don't
Well, are we gonna go see what's up to you well, we can't just interrupting he's doing something
Okay, well you can't because you work for him, but I can because I'm a random person
What the hell he's on my redhead
Wait, I'm whispering
He hates all the redheads and he says we're all related to the devil who is this fucker in your car
I want to be a park ranger. I want to be a park ranger nice to meet you. My name is Nick
Benny. Who are you?
Let me shake your hand. Let me shake your hand.
Dude, I'm not fucking kidding.
You need eyebrows.
Let me shake your hand, sir.
Let me look here.
I hate the way you look.
All right.
All right.
Sir, is it okay if I shake your hand?
Sir, listen.
Going on with your shoes, man.
foot let's shake hands bro my name is Nicholas all right here shake my hand
here come on which which muscle do I grab to shake your hand what muscle do
you grab oh once I get my hand muscle this one right there you go you got
there you go all right Nicholas let's see what you have to say uh so a couple of things first off
i am here to become a park ranger i want to be a park ranger i heard y'all get paid 800 an hour is
that true yeah that's true what type of how what type of shit we all have set up 800 an hour are you
Are you serious?
Yeah, that's what we want.
We protect the animals. That's important.
We're state guardians, custodians.
And I was told you were the head honcho.
Now, a couple of things.
You're one of your workers here.
She drove into a man in traffic,
and he is now no longer with us.
A.k.a. Deb.
Islein.
Islein.
Look, I'm just gonna I'm gonna be honest. I'm not lying. It's not a park. It's not an animal. No, so
Fuck is wrong with you cable. I didn't do that. So you killed a man now if you fire her does this potentially mean a job opens up?
No
Potentially mean that just means your she doesn't have a job anymore
But do you see how hungry I am for this spot like you see my
He's hungry you're hungry. No, this guy looks like a sliddy slicker. Okay, he lied on your nose
Can we stop with the personal insults? Please eat that. Oh
Slickers be slitty slickin. All right, you need him
A little fan the fries y'all are doing some eyebrows. Okay, so
You're looking for what do you know about animals?
uh look man I have a pet turtle at home in Dallas like I said I flew in here
this is my first ever day in this city I flew in from Dallas and I have a pet
turtle what the fuck you living in Dallas oh no no wait my god he's
probably sorry sorry I'm on family guy that said F you motherfuckers
BAM the guy that said that, chat, how do I eat?
Sorry, wrong muscle there.
Um...
You good?
You good, sir?
Why does he keep talking about his muscles?
He's puny.
Oh my god.
Hey! Watch that!
You need to work at routine.
Oh.
Okay, what is this?
Chat about you.
There's a fuckin' bunch of...
Oh my god!
I don't get that!
There's a fucking bunch of...
BAM the guy that said R.
Somebody said R.
Somebody said R.
BAM the guy that said R.
I hate this chat.
The fuck?
So that was a missing but you calm down it was a missing but wait hold on you know what you know what
Okay, sorry sir, sorry, sorry, I'm sorry
But you won't be a park ranger that rat Nick
Yes, I want to be a park ranger. I didn't mean to do that. I swear
Guys what about my beanie hello my cap. Oh god. Oh, yeah, good picks cap up for him
Why what do you do who's that who's this drunk bastard?
She don't let me know if anything happened
Sir is it really necessary for me to be handcuffed right now, sir
Over the creek
Hey.
Am I corrupt?
What have I done to corrupt?
You punched me you're arrested.
Okay, let me get this straight.
Is that corrupt yet?
You're a worker here.
You wanna be a raker?
You're a worker where you're a drove into a man killed and you brought some of the rugs.
Don't care at all.
And now you're gonna throw me into the wolves?
I'm not gonna.
Also, 800 an hour, yeah, right?
Right.
Y'all are not doing shit.
We're gonna show you the wildlife.
I think under an hour.
We're just showing you the wildlife, sir.
It's how we feel.
We do this for all of us.
Take you our wildlife.
Don't be parked right in there, we're gonna show you Nicholas.
We're gonna show you.
We're gonna take you on a wildlife reserve tour, no problem.
Oh, you're gonna take me on a tour?
Oh, okay, fantagoras.
Yes.
It's like an outdoor zoo.
We didn't say feed you to the wolves, he said, you would feed the wolves.
So how do I look like that?
They're so domesticated at this time.
I got you.
So listen, guys, again, we got off on another wrong foot.
I want to be a part ranger. I don't care what it takes. I'll do whatever I have to do. If you need me to stab somebody, I'll stab somebody. You just let me know.
Oh, you don't care what it takes?
Whatever it takes, I'll do to be a part ranger.
Thanks.
I gotta just think.
Actually, I have a couple of things. We'll see if you can have it. Make this...
Okay, yes. Yes. Now...
Now I'm just gonna be honest. I'm not gonna tell a soul
But are y'all like that evil like criminal cult because that's kind of the vibe I'm getting though
Me that's ridiculous. You're talking about drowning me one of your workers drove in killin
See what I'm saying you guys act like it doesn't happen. You guys act like there's no problem
You're seeing a little bit unhinged
I don't know like that's qualities we need in the Rangers guys you don't have to call me Nicholas you can refer to me as
El Presidente or El Jefe it's whatever you prefer
El Jefe?
Yes, my stage name is El Jefe. Yes, like a lot of shit. I run shit when I was in Dallas
I ran shit. That's what I'm gonna say
Who the fuck is called El Jefe in Dallas?
You said like El Paso or San Antonio or Houston, maybe I would have fucking believed you
No, it's Al Hephae.
I'm fucking Al Hephae now.
Okay, alright.
Don't.
Oh.
A no boy named Nicholas is being referred to as Al Hephae.
Watch out!
Nicholas is a good name.
Okay?
Nicholas is a good name.
Let's not dis all Nicholases.
What did you just say?
There's no milky white that it is impossible.
Especially with a name like Nicholas.
Did you just call me milky?
What the fuck?
Literally are so milky. I can barely see the features on your face. It's just a
Swap of milk the white Nick. What is this hard? Have y'all ever heard of tarpon Springs before?
Might want to look it up on your spare time. That's where I'm from. That's my home. We're
Tarpon Springs shit goes down there. Haven't heard of it
Oh, yes, the the really notorious hood of tarpon Springs
I can hear you smiling while you say that. I don't like no this is a real place a lot of shit goes down over there
Down at the at the marina. Okay. All right. All right. Okay guys, what okay, you know, what?
What what my name was again Nicholas my name is Nicholas Nicholas Stewart, but you can call me El Jefe
Or an accident
left left Nicholas you see that see what's on the left
The cow goes
the cow yeah, how goes how move
Okay, favorite cow needs a good bull right
Yes, where are you going with this?
What about Nicholas?
Wait, guys, is this even the park?
Where are we, guys?
We are.
Where are we, Nicholas?
This is your first test.
You won't be a park ranger.
I can't hop out.
I was handcuffed by your psycho worker over here.
Woo!
This is my favorite part, game warden.
Wait, what?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, no, no, what are y'all doing?
What are y'all doing?
What's that?
Is it an accent?
Guys, guys, whoa!
this what why am I chained to the railing you can freely move in there
Nicholas you're good yeah thanks for finally taking out my handcuffs I thought
I was gonna cramp up okay so guys why am I here what's the point of this I thought
I was gonna be a park ranger well the thing is this is a metaphor
I'm not allowed to run you guys are cold and you should all be in prison
This is breaking so many amendments right now
You're just part of the test Nicholas. Let him go put him in there
Uh cruel and unusual punishment ever heard of it. You need to be able to handle a wild animal
What the fuck?
Okay, get in there. I'm glad you're having a good time. I'm glad you're having a good time
I want to be a bull by the horn.
Okay. Get your hands off of me, you psycho!
This represents being a ranger. If you can't hack it, you ain't meant to be a ranger.
God! God, just help me!
What the hell?
You're weak, sir. You are very weak. You are weak.
Guys, call the EMS, please.
Call the EMS, my dear.
Nicholas. Guys call the EMS. I think he hit my lead there I think.
You've lasted a little while, Nicholas. You've lasted a little while.
Can y'all hear me right now? Yeah, I can hear you, man.
Okay, let me say this to you. I will see all three of you mother fuckers in a court of law.
Do you understand me? This... You signed up for this. You said you wanted to be a park ranger.
No, no, no, no, I was recording the application service. Oh the application service. What's next? You guys sling coke?
I mean, what type of park rangers are y'all what does coke have to do with a bull? Yeah
I know it's about to come out with an animal
You want to be a park ranger? I'm calling the EMS
All right
What I mean by that, you're supposed to survive the bull, Nicholas.
What I'm proposing is that if y'all make my life a little bit better, I'll make y'all's life a little bit better.
Are you saying that if we give you money, you won't destroy our careers?
Uh...
Uh, right where you gotta...
Okay, sir, put the gigantic camera away, sir.
I know.
No, I'm saying what's understood doesn't need to be explained.
Is he robbin' us?
No, it's hurting us actually
Technically for a legal bribery there has to be an exchange with an amount and I don't have that. Oh, he knows a shit
No, but he basically was offering us monetary
monetary
No
I was not offering that. That's not proven
I have a lawyer and I don't want to use them I already called EMS. I don't know where they're at. It's probably just we're in the middle of goddamn nowhere.
I have raisers don't hurt other rangers. Welcome to Park Ranger, buddy. Yeah, let's see what I can do, but yeah, I mean, I can, I can put them down for good, but
for good but
all the more than that
whoa whoa whoa what is that supposed to mean
put me down for good
you're laying in a patch of poison ivy
could you recognize the poison ivy you fell into sir
no i fell into a perfectly fine patch of grass what are you about to do
i mean you are
you are in poison ivy
ma'am could you remove your foot from my nuts
sorry sir I'm just trying to check over your injuries great I'm injured from the
it kind of looks like you're faking it
I'm faking it there's blood on my shirt
coming me take the little baby I'm not a little baby I'm not a little baby see
the bull just got riled up he's all disappointed now no that bull can go
fucking south that bulls a psychopath that bull is responsible for my internal bleeding
in my organs i think that was already happening oh the cops are here
guys i i just need this guy nick less i need to go to a buddy no i need to go to a ems guys please
Who is this guy? I don't know who this is. Oh my god. Oh my god.
What? What? Who is this man? What the hell? Holy shit. Say a friend of yours, Nicholas.
He's gonna take it out, Nicholas. You all right, that guy?
Chad, if I give up, do I go to the hospital? Chad, if I give up, do I go to the hospital?
All right, we'll bring in for some medical attention, I suppose.
Maybe he wasn't faking it.
Sorry Nicholas. The bull escapes most of us.
Not everybody's meant to be a ranger, Nicholas.
So you're telling me to become a ranger, you guys all did that? You went in the ring with a bull?
Yes. Yeah. We wrestled the bull.
Yeah, I have a feeling that's a lie because I was told it's literally just an application process.
That's what I was told about 1519. Who told you that?
Um, the psychopath lady with a Swiss flag, her, what's her name?
You just described someone as a psychopath and you're using their words as law when it comes to how applications getting in the Rangers work?
Well, because that was the only sane thing she said for an hour. She said, and I quote, you just apply and you get the job.
Did she give you the details of the application?
No, she, no, she did not.
Is she elaborated? It would have been crazy.
Oh, why do you?
She either lied or didn't tell you the details.
I survived the animal. God, look.
You did. You're alive still, Nicholas.
Your hopes are dead.
What else do y'all have?
In a day to day. What else do y'all do?
Oh, I'm unconscious.
Oh, we stop. Poachers.
You're unconscious?
I've never heard someone say
he's unconscious.
Guys, I need
I need EMS.
Ah.
We're bringing you to EMS.
Ah, EMS.
We're not really doing that right now.
There's a lot of blood in the back of the car right now at EMS.
Why are you bleeding? You weren't bleeding before.
Ah, there's a lot of blood.
I'm not getting charged with murder.
Internal bleeding.
Ah, EMS.
I can't believe Kimmel would have done that.
Ah, there's so much blood in the car right now.
I'm getting that all over my seat.
Bigelos, Bigelos, wake the fuck up.
Yeah, we just hoaxed out the thing.
It's external, and it's all your fault, and you're going down.
It's important.
Oh, oh, oh.
Hurry.
We've got a rapid boat here for you.
Internal bleeding.
Oh my god, do you have a bolt?
I had to put it down.
There you go.
It attacks somebody.
Oh my god.
I'm the person.
I'm the person attacked.
Somebody bleeding everywhere.
Somebody else.
There you go.
He's lost.
Hey, what's going on, man?
He's lost.
This crazy man that looks like Channing Tatum is behind it all.
Ugh.
Channing Tatum is your voice.
Be cool, Nicholas.
Be cool.
Dude.
Get your medical attention.
Oh.
Get in there.
How you doing, Uncle?
In there, Nicholas.
Oh, hello.
Hey, guys.
Crusader.
I need help.
Get out the way.
Oops.
What?
In the funders, Mother Jock.
What in the world?
Look at the, look at the, the desk.
There's a dock here, y'all.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
See if you can hear me.
Yeah, hold on, hold on, I'll tell you the doctors.
Look at that.
Life threatening, not conscious, physical response,
reflexes, wounds, region, chest.
I mean, you don't gotta be nervous.
It's just like the freaking gas station workers.
Confirm.
It's just a person.
It's got a problem.
I just did my medical check-in.
I need help.
I'm gonna look at the guy.
Look at the guy on the desk.
I'm gonna die in this place.
Look at the guy behind the desk.
Yeah, he's looking at him.
What's your point?
You need to check in.
Man, what happens to my man?
How do I stand up with my muscles to check in?
I just want to check in.
Let's pass the guy around the desk, Nicholas.
Okay.
What up, Tim?
My alternate puzzle.
Hey, hello, Mr. Smurf.
Good thing you're here today.
the
doctor
they were great he's being a ranger
come on
I'll go ahead and call a doctor, Nicholas.
You're going down, motherfucker.
Ew.
It's burning!
There's so much internal bleeding.
Oh my God, I'm gonna faint.
I'm gonna die.
He's going down.
Okay.
Chad, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get him arrested tonight.
I'm gonna get him arrested.
You can't torture somebody.
That's cruel to an unusual punishment.
101, buddy.
God, I can't wait for GT6.
We only want EMS on duty and that's it.
Don't worry, Nicholas.
We got a doctor coming.
He's going to patch up your boo-boo.
It's going to be okay.
I think I see an angel.
I think I see an angel.
No, that's a doctor.
It's an angel that we've brought for you, Nicholas.
He got a new tussle with a bowl.
Oh, man.
Are you the doctor?
Completely conventional by the way.
Completely consensual. Okay. Okay. Yep. Yep. She doesn't look like a doctor. And then the bull went rogue
And we had to put it down because we care for the safety of the over
Oh, Jesus. Very safe. Yeah, we we cared for the safety of this man. So we had to put the bull down before too much damage happens
I think I just shit myself
Oh, well, I think I just shit my pants, man. I'm pretty sure you did that before
Oh
It looks like a mouse and chocolate bar back there.
You said, how are you looking back there?
There's shit everywhere.
I think he's loose, maybe.
Why would you stick your pants in your pants and check?
Like, that's that's really gross.
Jack, do y'all think I do y'all think I don't shit your pants?
You're a grown man.
I'm a grown man with the.
Do you think you want to be in the Rangers, Jack?
Do y'all think I should join the Rangers?
Is this that they have Danish in his pants?
We don't need another pan-shitter.
Oh, how's he doing?
Hello, I'd like to report things.
Oh my god, the doctor diagnosed him as a shitter.
God damn right.
He ordered.
What do we do?
God damn right.
I have internal bleeding and I shit myself.
It's shit everywhere.
He doesn't look like a shitter, Kibble.
You see that?
Can you wet my ass, please?
I shit myself.
You look like you got too much.
I'm not a nurse.
I don't wipe asses.
I'm a sample of a shitter.
Is there any ass wiping stations in here?
I think we have some panties in the lost and found,
they're red.
Might be your size actually.
I feel better.
Now I just need to change my pants and my shorts.
Probably your shoes.
Yeah, your shoes still, those are.
Yeah.
You can see if there's doodoo in your socks too.
I was just gonna say everything probably
should be like the little shoes,
you know everything needs to probably be changed.
Have you considered the head transplant?
Who said that?
No, who just said that all of us all of us are thinking real cool. Just told me to get a hair transplant
We all think that
Hey, so you don't care park rangers
So you give it up
Please don't make it me.
I'm not wopping them.
Was that my initiation or how does that work?
Hell, no.
That was part of your initiation.
You failed to be on.
Part of my what's next?
Is somebody going to kick me in the balls?
You guys are freaks.
So I'm not giving in to your weird shit.
No, I think he wants that to happen.
I'm not into that.
Sir, what's your leg routine?
You actually have some nice calf muscles.
OK, you're being a freak.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I do have nice calf muscles. Yes, you do, sir. He gets up from walking up the mountain every single day. You know that rangers got to walk up the mountain. That's right. That's kind of why. So now how do we check out of here? How do we check out? Well, you're good. They just let you go. Oh, okay.
So, what exactly happened to this bowl here?
Who did this to the bowl?
Um, I'm not going, but if you want to be a park ranger, you have to find an out.
Yeah, I don't know.
At first I wanted to be a park ranger, but I don't really know how much I feel about
that anymore.
Wait, you want to be a loser instead?
Oh, okay.
Giving up already.
No, it was one of those.
Unemployed loser.
Loser. Loser. Unemployed loser.
Okay, first off, watch the word unemployed. That's a trigger word.
What's going on here? Hello, sir.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm going to use the G word.
Job.
the truck. Holy shit. Sir, are you consenting to him grabbing you like this, sir? Yes. Yes.
Yeah, he likes to grab to the hospital. What type of freaky shit do y'all got going on?
We've got fingers. It's got the fingers. If like your sirens.
You're just starting to go to the hospital, so that's great.
Can I just steal a car? And no one would think anything of it?
Alright Park Rangers! Have a good life!
Fucking freaks.
Chah, how do you drive?
I need a lock pick? Oh fuck.
Ma'am, look where you're going here!
Let's try the slow down.
You guys, like abruptly turn.
Guys, I'm with her.
We're criminals.
150 miles per hour.
Well, wait, what'd you say?
This man is not with me, by the way.
Well, you abruptly turned, and I.
Sir, there's a brick of cocaine in the back of her truck
right now.
It doesn't pay taxes.
Sir.
Dude, I want to find a car that I could take.
What are you doing?
Excuse me, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Getting on the back of my truck.
Can't do that.
I'm a working lady.
Is it okay if you could take me to a clothing store nearby?
It's my first day in the city.
A clothing store?
Absolutely.
Yeah, I mean, thank you.
What's your name?
I'm Kat.
My name is Nicholas or El-Hefe.
El-Hefe.
Yeah, it's sort of my street name, uh, I do, I kill shit.
I do gang violence and robberies on the weekends.
You do gang violence and robberies?
Yes.
Uh, should I feel safe with you on the back of my truck?
There's a clothing store up here.
And Nicholas, what's your last name?
My last name is Stuart, Nick out of Stuart.
Oh, right here?
Yeah, right.
Let me just scroll over here.
Right here.
You might want to change your outfit. I don't know.
Okay.
Maybe your hair cut. Maybe like...
Well, if I never see you again, have a good life.
Yeah, you too.
People in the city are pretty cool.
Hello!
Excuse me, it's my first day in the clothing s- er, sorry.
It's my first day in the city and I just want to- I don't know if I have any money for clothing. Could you-
Oh, don't worry, just steal the clothes, it's fine.
Fast?
Yeah.
Just steal clothes? Okay.
Yeah, it's not free, it's okay.
Okay, where are you?
Alright, I'm just going to close this up, I'll be there in two seconds.
I don't see anything that says, I don't see anything that says close, go to the hangar.
Lacey physique.
I don't see anything that says close.
Oh, okay.
What's an actual fit, bro?
Dude, I look like a proper young squire here.
Should I look like a proper young squire?
Should I wear something like proper to go with it?
Dude, okay, I look like an actual fucking beast.
I have to take off my shirt, huh?
I don't know why this game is does this
What?
Yeah, how do I take off the undershirt?
How do I take off the undershirt?
Change your hands you see what I mean like why is so many hands wrong I don't understand
I can't. Ew, my knees look fucking, ugh, look how chopped my knees are. Ugh!
Two-toe, yeah, ey, peasy, look like wheezy. Bro, I swear to God, they're all just glitched.
Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go.
Wait a minute. I got a little bit of drip. Okay. Got a little bit of drip, boy.
What the fuck was that?
Chez, this is not just a drippy-ass fit.
Here's someone who just got de-cl-
Pfft.
Like, how does this always happen to me?
Everything I put on is glitched.
Bro, what?
Okay, this should be the one. This should work. This should work. Nice! Yes! There we
go, baby! No glitches! All right, now I look like a proper squire. Hello? Excuse me?
Oh no, sorry. Oh god. I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that. How's it going? Do you work
at the hospital? Oh, you're the medical director. Um, aura, aura. Um, so I was kind of wondering
How do I use my map muscle?
I, I, I, I, um...
Oh, yeah!
Well, if you wanted to, you could just, you know,
escape out of this life and ride into that one, you know what I mean?
Got it. Thank you, thank you.
You're welcome.
Maximum emergency.
Thank you, um...
No, so where are the most people out here?
Like, what's the best way to meet people here?
Oh, gosh, there's so many ways you can meet people.
There's people like, if you go to the, um...
You know, like the south side, there's a bunch of restaurants and stuff.
It's all that way.
And let's see what else.
There's lots of people up north that like farming.
What do you like to do for fun?
I like to for fun.
Drink beers, I think.
Yeah, drink beers.
OK, so then the south side might be good for you.
There's a lot of people usually down there.
sometimes you can find people at the different fishing spots, we're up North
Carmen, that's just a great job.
Okay, thank you. So where should I head in Southside, like a bar?
Well, there's a bunch of restaurants down there, yeah.
Let's see, I usually have like a chauffeur driving me around.
It's, uh, so you know, if you pull out your GPS
and look down there south you'll see um you know it'll have like a kitty cat and a k on there
I see okay I see yeah those are the um the stores that there's down there and let's see here
there's usually lots of people down there there's always lots of people around Legion Square
or the apartment buildings
Um, let's see, yeah, those are the, like, the big hubs.
I know you don't want to hang out at the police station.
Also, I know you said you're rich.
Could you, uh, could you give me some money?
You're not that rich.
All right.
How much money do you need?
Just something to get me started on my feet here.
Oh, okay, sure. What is your state ID?
Um, how do I access my state ID muscles?
Oh, um, let's see. Well, um, you know, uh, your arm muscles would be a great place to start.
73519. 73519.
Okay, now, I'll buy your first meal. How's that?
Thank you, thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh actually here I'm going to give your phone number here and I'll send it to you that way, okay?
Okay sounds fantabulous.
Do you know how to give your phone number?
Uh, which muscle is that?
Well if you look in your phone pocket, so look in your pocket real quick.
Which muscle is my pockets?
Let's say like your your second finger muscle
Okay
And then you want to make sure there's a pocket specifically for your phone
So you want to put your pocket your phone in that pocket done and done and I put the sim card in there too
You did perfect. Okay now now your third finger
Hey, thank you
Hey there I am okay got it you want my phone number
That's just kind of like an undercover name so people don't know my doctor, you know what I mean?
Gotcha. Should I say my number?
Uh, no, I can send you mine as well.
Oh, sweetness!
Screak!
Alright, not finding you just yet. I'm on here too.
So do you so you see that little arrow by your name? Yes, I do. Okay, so push that oh
Boom phone nearby. I think that's gonna work
It says scanning
Yeah, there you are. Are you are you Nick? Yes, I am
I like this is Dr. Graham.
And I would.
This is Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson.
I'm sorry.
I knew you weren't dead.
Oh, oh, sorry.
OK, it was me.
It was just a prank.
Oh, oh, OK.
OK, so I thought, OK,
could we hit the burger joint?
Sure. Yeah.
I don't know how we're going to get there unless you want to run.
Oh, you don't have a car?
No, no, I have a chauffeur usually.
I just haven't brought me off here.
Aura, could you call him or no?
Oh, he's off work for the day.
He had to go visit his family.
Let me see if I can get somebody, OK?
Yeah, no problem.
Yeah, I'm starving for a little derogatory action right now.
So you said you're the medical director?
Okay, yeah, all right. I think I've got one coming. It'll take me a couple seconds. Yes, I am
How did you get that sorted out?
You know what I just got a staring problem
Yeah, I just you know worked in medicine for a long time and I you know moved all the way up and then the government
Governor said this little town over here needs a boss bitch and I said I'm the one for the job
So that's why they hired me interesting. Okay. Okay. Yeah
And how long have you lived in this city for?
Wash only a few months really
This long enough to make all my employees really afraid of me
Really, why are your employees afraid of you?
Because I don't take no shit from them
Interesting and what's your thoughts on all the gang battles in here because there's a lot of gang violence
I met some park rangers earlier, they're definitely a gang.
The park rangers are a gang?
Uh, yeah. Big time. Yeah.
They are. They don't look like it, but trust me, they are.
Well, I'm not scared of no gangs around here, you know.
I just treat everybody equally.
You know, honestly, if I'm being really honest, I'm mostly just up in my office.
My office is so big, there's a fucking apartment in it.
Interesting, so you got rich from the medical director?
Oh no, I got rich off of insider training.
There training.
Wait, you do insider trading?
What?
You do insider trading?
No, no.
Get me in there, get me in there, what?
I want to be rich.
Well, I was doing that with my last husband and so after he died, you know, I just have
I don't know how to do it actually, he did all of it.
You remind me of Darlene Snell from Ozark.
Oh I ain't never seen that show.
No darling, you haven't seen it?
You gotta watch it.
No, it's a good show.
Uh, yeah it's a great show.
It's a great show.
Now ma'am if you don't mind me asking how old are you ma'am?
Oh I'm 35.
How old do you think I am, if you have to guess?
Hmm, so...
You look like you've lived a bit of a hard life.
So... I'd say maybe 27?
I am...
18.
You're 18?
No, I'm kidding, I'm 24.
Okay, oh yeah.
I'm 24 often?
I'm 24, I'm about to be 25 in like three months.
Oh, where do you come from?
All from a, I flew in here from a place called Charpen Springs, Florida.
Oh, that's really cool. Yeah, I'm from North Carolina myself.
Oh, I think my, here's my chauffeur.
Yeah. Which one is he? The big van?
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, sometimes you ain't too bright.
Yeah.
Alright, we just want to go south side to a burger joint.
To a burger joint? I got you.
I've never heard of a show front driving a truck.
Well, that's how I roll.
I'm from Appalachia, so...
I don't even know what's this.
Uh, sir, are you a chauffeur?
Yeah.
Hey Joe. I think this guy's a cop.
Sir, do you enjoy chairs in the corner of a room?
Huh? What do you read by the-
I think he wants to know if you like to read.
That's where my reading chair is.
I don't even know how to read to be honest with you.
How'd y'all meet? How'd y'all meet?
One of my old clients gave me his number and said that he was looking for a job so
I just heard you.
That's for a meal. I'll tell you what.
I can't afford to eat with that.
Can you buy me a bag?
No, that's sad. No, I'll pay your salary, dumbass.
Fuck!
Dude!
Yeah, go around him.
She's a crazy-
No, I told you I'd buy you a meal.
Give me a second here.
I'll buy your first meal, and then I gotta get out of it.
a big state board meeting to go to.
Unrelated question.
Are y'all banged?
What?
Are y'all banged?
Are y'all intimate relationship?
Oh, hell no.
Hell no.
All right, where are you going?
Going to the parking lot.
Safe for this.
No, no, you can just, okay, we'll find.
We're already there.
Look at that.
Follow the rules and shit.
I'll fire you faster in the fronkin' park.
Doesn't look like a burger joint.
No, there's one upstairs. Come on out.
Alright, I'll see you later. Thanks for picking us up.
Also, you're fired.
What the fuck?
Bullshit!
Why'd you fire him? Why?
I don't see some fucking Captain Zimbal shit, I hate him.
He ain't that smart.
Dude, this is Darlene's now one-on-one, I swear.
Right here. I'm paying for stupid people to drop me around.
Up there. Let's go.
Oh
What are you in the mood for a cafe or cabins
Hey, will you okay? All right
People in cabins today that place is hoppin
Hello, thank you. Hello there. Oh, okay. All right. Thank you. Yeah, I'm re-stalking up here
Oh, okay. Thank you. Alright, looks like cable insidine.
Y'all are closed?
Yup, like I said.
Okay, hey, don't appreciate the sass!
I don't care what fuck what you say so.
Oh, okay, well that's not... alright, let's go.
Ma'am, is there any chance we can shoot that place up?
Uh, no, but that's okay. I'll just call our boss and get a fire.
Alright.
got pulled yeah you really do remind me of Darlene's now seriously no who I am
oh there's a lot of people in here yeah there is all right
I wash my hands right here I've always been the doctor yes sure hello man
Hello, ma'am. How are you doing, old lady?
I'm better serve up these customers.
You're a doctor?
Uh, well...
Hello, old lady. How are you doing?
I'm doing well. Do you work here?
No, do you?
Yes, I do. That's why I'm coming over here to serve some customers.
You shouldn't be behind the counter here if you don't work here.
here oh sorry about that so sorry i'm gonna head to the other side yeah yeah you had to the other
side through that door there please yeah you're crazy get the hot in here oh god you're grabbing my
arm tight okay i didn't know please grab your pet make sure not that is not very nice did you
What would you like to eat?
She just called me a pat!
It's okay, it's okay.
What would you like to eat?
I want a...
A burger.
A burger?
A burger, sorry.
A burger, okay.
Yes, a burger with fries and...
You're paying, right?
Yeah, give him a bb.
A burger with fries, coke, side of sweet and sour sauce.
And can you throw in
That's for large milkshake
Yeah
This isn't one of those places where you can pick and choose you get what you get we're high-quality
$420 it's okay
I mean if you're that rich why don't we get the bonita bundle just saying there's no way you're going to eat all that
Oh
Yes, that is basically uh, sorry, okay, so that is what this is you can swipe your card and and i'll put it
Okay
Come on.
B-B-A-L-T-R-E-C-V-O.
I'll be back.
B-B-A-L-T-R-E-C-V-O.
My gosh, I'm going to go do math.
Oh.
Wow, right.
All right, here's where you're going to pick up your stuff.
Now, you just kind of use your third eye,
you know, your alternate senses.
You know what I mean?
You should see it in the tray there.
There you go.
And it's in a bag that you can then open.
I guess I'll food for a shit about to go down out there.
I don't know. I heard someone say shit about to go down.
I'm just staring at the pot.
Thank you for the food. Thank you.
You're welcome. It was really nice to meet you.
I got to go to a big board meeting.
Okay.
Anything else for you?
That should be all. Thank you.
Okay. You got my number. You can call me anytime, okay?
Okay.
All right. Bye.
Is she an admin?
was she admin
is that Los Polos yo Los Polos hey hey babe what's going on
don't play with him man don't play with him man I'm fucking going
I'm gonna take your grave right here
I'm gonna take your grave right here
whoa whoa whoa
what if it's your grave
you're gonna take your grave
I'm gonna take your grave
everybody calm down
yeah
shut up and your shit
Grandma, don't hide this!
Guys, we can talk about this, bro.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Get away from me!
Fuck you psycho!
Fuck you!
You might be in fucking hell!
Get out!
Fuck you, man!
You fucking lose, A.
Man, did you see that?
They're just stabbing each other in front of the restaurant.
I know I didn't see anything.
Let's get out of here
Babe you guys are just what the fuck wait a minute wait a minute that's solar girl
Yeah, yo sir. I'm gonna come back here. We gotta talk immediately. We gotta talk immediately. This guy's a mob boss
Is it true?
Mr. K. We got was that too fucking great
What?
well
I've been a
I went chatting with Rami a little bit and he...
He's apparently been dating this woman called SolaGal.
Oh yeah, he's been horny man. He's been real horny.
I was telling him, you know, he's gotta be real careful.
Make sure that he's using protection.
You know, I told him my teacher was sexist.
He didn't even know what it was.
I asked the boy a few socks for him and it was all crunchy and shit.
I don't know what he's doing.
I'm worried about him. I'm worried about him, you know?
Because that thing over there is gonna be real pruned up.
It's gonna be real dry.
use a protection he can have problems but you can't oh that's gonna be some
serious chaffing that's a good point I mean you know that for me granny's got
good genetics and she's so pumping strong
in a gang. Are you a girl? I think you started to be weird because I think
Rami you know he's been seeing you big granny you're gonna have to hold the
women. He did walk in on us you guys. He's been honey ever since.
Man, what's wrong?
Uh, I just wanted to introduce you to my girl.
I think he's got a problem.
I do.
Uh, he's here right now.
Do you see him, Coach?
Are you guys serious?
Are you guys a gang?
Finally.
You'll be the same when you get to your right.
That's me, man.
Listen, uh, I'm Mr. Andy Wack, and I'm Mr. K's brother.
But what was with you?
You can't show K.
Stevie, you're the one for me.
Stevie, what the fuck?
Oh, hi, sir.
Yeah.
What is this?
You are...
What is what?
Are you running a gang?
She's mom.
Who's running a gang?
I don't have a gang.
You think you run this money booker, huh?
What do you like about him more than me?
Am I money?
Who the fuck is this guy?
I have no idea.
Are you fucking this dude?
No, I don't know who this guy is.
Sir, sir, have you ever been told you look like Peter Griffin?
What actually you did fuck on my face right now who's the cocksucker pal
I'm sorry, bro. I didn't mean to step here. No, okay. You were standing again. Oh, no, I would have any means that you meant to step the furnace to which is go
Are you
if you want to throw the word bang on the end there okay you guys do gang banging see this is
what i'm looking for no like i want to be i want to be a gang banger like i want to
violence how's it going dude initially i will initially have to start banger and k-bunz
bring that new skyganger first officer might want to lay off on the doughnuts am i right
I'm just kidding. No, but sir looks like you couldn't lose a few pounds. I
mean both of y'all to be honest if you want to be honest like I'll go over here. You're
right. Go next day. Yeah, coach. You got a lot more weight up in the tip area. Now,
Gush is kind of sagging down and gravity is really fucking low.
Listen, we're looking at exactly the same amount of gravity, you know?
There's no difference between us right now.
Guys, but...
You want to not talk about game shit when there's a fucking project?
Guys, let's just do crimes together, guys. Let's do crimes.
You can keep it like that.
I know that cop. He's a fucking pussy. Don't worry.
Oh, wait.
I'll prove it, then.
You want me to prove it? Watch this grandma. You gotta be hard-bodied for the street camp.
How do you stab? How do you stab? How do you stab? How do you stab? How do you stab?
How's it going, sir?
Nice haircut.
I kind of wanted to see if you wanted to see my wife, but I got a few of them.
No, you have to let me. I told you, you want to know me.
many one only you always on his tail you got like a contract or something you
guys risen up each other what's going on here happy she's raising me up
getting a different cut oh whoa really that was a missing book you don't know
the missing book you don't relax and I ain't no it's okay because I'm really
I'm really bowed there. How do I get my good about what is it the one don't kill him don't kill the one you want to punch me
I'll punch you
Listen guy, that's what I thought
Go about your own business go your separate ways
Oh
Dude
Fuck this mom, fuck this asshole.
This son of a bitch is gonna be okay.
Are you sick, man?
Peter, is he okay?
Is it okay?
Am I undisputed in that place?
Grandma, I did this for you, grandma!
Damn, man, that would smell a little mushy.
Grandma, I did this for you, grandma.
I know you did it for me, sweetheart.
You did good, son, you did good, okay?
You did good, baby.
We're getting you!
We're getting you!
We're getting you!
Grandma, I just want to join your game, Grandma.
Well, give me a call when you get better, okay?
Okay, okay.
You give me your number.
Oh, you're making a scene.
You're gonna say, this guy right here...
Isn't my rap for you one time?
Yes, you did.
He's a 51st fish, yeah.
He didn't know what you were doing.
I know, you use a lot of stinker.
Yes.
Grandma, have you been well?
Have you been good?
I've been okay.
You know, I just been doing thug shit,
shit making more music I made a lot more music since I seen your last nice nice so grandma like oh okay
well grandma I'll see you when I see you all right Peter
thank you thank you thank you thank you
try to put your knees push the bush I feel like I'll be
Come on girls, let them go.
Are you okay?
This is as far as you got it, no?
I was distracted and this is as far as you got, coach, really?
Keep trying.
Hey, everybody get out of here.
Charlie, try to get me out.
Who is this?
What the hell is going on?
Oh, shit.
Peter, Peter, take me out of here, Peter.
Oh, I thought I was all alone.
I see you mother Joe keep put me in the bush mother Jenny put me in the bush mother Joe
Jenny put me in the bush.
They're down stairs come on they're vlogging.
I mean, Taty real quick. Can we go downstairs?
Gush, can we get a statement from you?
What's going on here?
Did you witness the situation, Granik? Can you give us a live statement reaction?
You're gonna load a shoe of cranes, you see?
dude they're gonna try to get me out of here i think
they're gonna try to get me out of here
dude i don't think they're gonna check the bush
i'm not talking again i'm not i'm not i'm not
bro i think they're gonna get me out of here
what the fuck is going on I don't want to get arrested I don't want to get
arrested man
it's that dirty old time I teach you about my problem I'm gonna survive I
carry my top before I swear I have no clue what's going on you see I have no
clue what's going on I don't have any gauze Chad I've got and now they're
hiding in the house I don't know what the fuck's going on
That's everybody guys y'all
He's gonna bury you with that shovel
Bro get me out of this bush
All right, well that is that it from you I will
I
Man, I'm gonna just get up out of here. Yeah, what should I do? Should I do medical check in?
Recall you
Do nothing, okay, I'm gonna see if Peter Griffin gets me out of here
Helicopter what the fuck?
FIB bro they definitely forgot about me chat nobody's here
WP THE GRANDPAN
He didn't forget Charlie didn't forget
Okay, this guy's like my favorite part. It's the park rangers chest the park raiders from earlier
Just a park raiders from earlier dude
Dude Peter didn't forget about me. Let's fucking go
I got three minutes left. Oh my god, he's going for it. He's going for it. He's going for it. He's going
What are you doing
I
Coach I got your second way coach. I got you baby coach. I love you. I didn't think I was ever gonna make it out of there coach
Okay, I got you okay, okay daddy
Okay, this guy's such a fucking chat.
Maybe we're at the coming right now.
Grat, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, right.
Grat, scratch.
Yeah, he's too bad, damn heavy.
I'm sorry.
So your name's Coach Peter?
Coach Dooley.
Name's Coach Dooley.
Coach Dooley.
What do you coach?
College basketball.
Twenty-six years, son.
Twenty-six years.
You any good?
You winning championships?
Two-time champion, two-time champion, maybe three divorces, two mortgages.
Okay.
Okay, Samma, take care of you.
Get me out of here, I'm bleeding out.
I'm bleeding out.
Coach, what you doing, Bob?
I might need EMS.
Uh, little baby want EMS?
Little baby want Bobba?
What's his problem?
What did you do to me in my cell phone?
My god, Tommy.
So, how do you guys know each other?
Well, she's like one of my mortal enemies, nice friends kind of thing, you know, it's just a long story.
Okay, is that accurate?
That's pretty accurate, well, I told you both friends and you...
Last time I said I did stab her, so we're gonna hope that we don't get stabbed out of this son.
Oh, and sorry, Ms. Driver, I didn't mean to punch you, I was trying to stab that cop.
Hmm, the test I might be at, you know, that's all you have to say.
Yes, do you know that cop? Like, are y'all intimate?
Sure, I know that cop, I stab him all the time.
Oh, okay, cool, yeah, I was trying to stab him.
Yeah, the city looks nice in the nighttime.
Okay, Quinnie, go to the top side.
Also, Drive real good here, he's a shit-tender guy who's running here.
Right now, I'm the best driver in the city, you know me so what you guys do for money like what do y'all do to scratch money together in here?
You're not gonna fuck yourself like that.
That sounds like a great idea!
Who's upside? Who's upside?
JT Collin
I'm not going
Oh my poor car
Sean, what's your name Sean? You're gonna be okay
My name is Nicholas
In five seconds I think I'm dead by the way
Oh my god
Don't be fine, don't be fine
Oh, Gundy
I'm busy man suck my mother chode I'm busy
You don't watch your language sir
Oh then suck up my bitch oh my god
That bitch got this
Are we serious? We're in the same group chat you motherfucker
What is this guy doing?
Oh my god the group chat is not even sacred no more
You're gonna be okay Nicholas you're gonna be okay
Hey how can you on top
What the hell?
Yeah, who's Dundee?
Who's Dundee?
You don't look like a Nicholas, by the way.
Doesn't he's kind of got a little out of his mouth, so just tell him...
You can't look like a Kevin.
Maybe... maybe just don't start screaming that you're in here, because you're technically detainee of him.
Okay. Who the fuck is that?
Oh, that's a very nice guy you got, sir.
Okay, Kevin.
Just talk to this nice guy right here, okay?
What's your good name?
Ooh, I could rob him. Hey, you got anything good on me?
Hey, let me call you right back.
Doctor, I need help.
Oh.
Hey, I didn't realize you guys were on duty.
Hi.
Doctor, I need help.
Oh.
Yeah, sorry.
No, he's not. He's fine.
I got stabbed by I got stabbed by a cop oh a corrupt police officer I might I
have a stabbing in bed one Chad I just told me name that up
He's okay. He's okay. The room that we took Phoebe into. Yeah.
Sorry. I'm a trainee. I cannot handle statting, so I'm going to let Nancy take over a little
bit. I got to give him. I'll take him. Don't worry about it.
We'll get him some special gauze. We've got some good stuff.
Coach, take care of me, baby. I'm so sorry. I need another Dr. President before I treat
You can't talk in a hospital. That's not even immersive
Damn everything's so realistic marijuana
Anna?
Bro, everything's so realistic.
C'mon, Mofalo, we gotta go.
C'mon.
of
the
Wait, I self-reported? Wait, what?
What do you mean, scouts?
Wait, I self-reported?
Yeah, pretty much, so...
He said the...
Yeah.
Eight cops!
I said I got stabbed by a crooked cop!
And then...
And then EMS called.
up right now let's get you to close so we get you changed they're following us I
think there's no way oh no no no no no no no no no no no please please
hey what's going on son what's going on oh my god it's
no
it's never never when you're caught the fuck with me tonight remember you locked in
the beginning to me it's hope you got states you got sicker
watch it hold on i can't go to jail my ass is too tight
I need some really good job.
And this is every-
He's really gonna give me a second to put it in, I'm not gonna lie.
There's some old beef rising up that went down in here.
I think he does need help for the seven-
Guys, I can't go to jail, my ass is too tight.
I'm-
I don't know, I'm in the trunk, kind of in the way,
because this guy, this random mother chode,
just me in the face, and then Chad might be in there,
because he's-
I was gonna destroy your chode, you're a mess.
Just call me a mother chode?
Yeah, a mother chode.
I want to stab him, but he's kind of on the run right now,
coach as he's his son and so I'm giving him like the whole family thing but I'm really gonna
stab him soon enough. I'm his son. So I should change my clothes to see him by the skies.
Yeah, put some on like this, okay? All right, anyways, I'm gonna lay off the beers, coach. Jesus.
What the hell you say to me? I'm sorry. Sorry. It just looks like you could put a couple of beers
back bro get you get you on something like this okay put something like this
huh just put some clothes on don't stay at those don't stay at those by the way
also come on but I'm like maybe a polo shirt or something
Ooh, that's fancy, yats, yats.
Ooh, that's fancy, yats, yats.
Perfect. Alright, let's go.
Ooh, they have some really good chinos in there.
Whoa!
I don't think that had to do with you actually.
That one's, that one's burrful.
Do I look better? Do I look better?
Yeah, you will cancel.
I dress them up.
All right sir I changed my fit how do you like me now? You look terrible but it
worked. I can't remember. Just let me give you my number. Hold up. You know how to do that?
I need you lock in for a second here. Yeah. Okay there it is there it is.
you go by Nick yeah you could call me Nick or some people call me tight ass some
people call me big dick neck too or a little dick
okay wait let me change my name hold on I want to change my contact card did you
Did you get that?
Okay.
Did he send me a message?
I sent you my number.
Did you get the number?
I got your number.
Here, look, look, look.
Did you get that?
Let me see.
There you go.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, one of my serving you has big dick, Nick.
Uh, yeah, just...
Do you have a, do you have a card in?
Save me a nice BDN, BDN.
That's funny.
Okay, we gotta get a new card.
I think my card's doing just fine.
This card's terrible, 20. God damn it, this card is absolutely awful.
It's all I had that I have fuel.
Okay, hold on here, hold on.
When it is, um...
I did my son wants to thank you.
To help him out.
Bro?
Yeah, how about give his number?
Oh, um, you know, let's see, I'll keep my number down, I'm gonna keep it.
Are we serious?
Oh, I'm gonna get it!
I'm serious.
No!
Peter!
Peter, sorry, I didn't mean to hit you, coach!
Are we serious?
After everything I did for you, you mother chowed.
No, because you said I have a little wiener, and it's average size.
All right, I'm sorry, can you give me up?
uh coach what should I do here just give me a mission wait coach I feel bad now I
don't coach I don't this isn't who I am I don't want to say big big I said I said
I said it was a real ass creep and I don't want to do that to you.
I apologize.
I'm sorry.
You're not doing that to me.
I apologize.
I'm a bad person.
I'm sorry.
He's right.
Coach, I don't know why I stand there.
Please.
I said it was a real ass creep.
I don't think I am.
Do the right thing.
Come on, do the right thing.
Help me up.
It's going to be okay.
Okay, this is awkward.
How do I help you?
Just look at me really closely.
You never show weakness.
show weakness goddammit you never show weakness are we serious coach are we
serious now load around are we serious coach we gotta dump the body
these streets is cold these streets is cold okay are you sure we should do
this I don't feel good about this anymore I regret standing up I don't know why
You're doing this.
You're gonna stand if you got sick.
Oh my gosh!
The coach!
I'm not evil!
I fired once, but I'm not!
Oh my god, John.
They don't try to judge me.
I can't make a choice here.
Are we dumping the body?
Are we taking the hospital?
Take me to the peddle now.
My buck will be hearing about this.
I think we should take her to the hospital.
I just feel like I'm not evil.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I got you a car.
I got you a car.
I got you a car.
I helped you in the peddle.
I helped you do everything, and you've been astounding me?
Did you get a photo card? You a photo card?
I'm dreaming of my son.
JP Collins, JP.
Look, I don't know, because I switched, I didn't stab her.
I don't know why I did that.
Did you, did you get a photo card?
Where are you right now?
Oh my God, we can't go to the cap, so we got...
Okay, bang me.
You can't believe what you said.
We didn't ask you to reveal, we didn't ask you to reveal.
Hey! Oh, come here!
Ah, Coach, you got it. Oh, no, he's in his car.
Coach, you got it, got it, got it, got it!
Coach, he's chasing you! You got it, got it!
We should know what you've done.
How fast does this thing go?
We should have threw out the ocean.
This is all my fault! Fuck!
Coach just got it. He's on our ass, he's on our ass.
How many miles per hour?
60 miles per hour, oh brother!
I think it's a terrible car, for God's sake.
can we hide in a bush or something the cop is getting on us I should have trusted you
there is no there is no more chance to destroy in the ocean
we're coming to your location right now I need you to get me and my son out of there
I'm coming right now, I'm coming right now, I can't face him.
He's here, he's here, I can't face him.
It's okay, it's okay, whatever, let's get him from.
Oh, what's that?
Who are you calling?
Oh no, oh no.
Officer, we did not shoot her.
And then why are you running?
I'm going to meet my baby mama right now.
I promise you, keep her following me.
I promise you I'm gonna be my big officer. We did nothing wrong. I swear
Listen me I've said I promise you I'm gonna be my baby. I know you can come with us. Come with us. Yes
Jesus Christ that was close
We should have dumped her. We should have dumped Ace.
I know, I'm sorry. Listen, I got us into this mess, man. I'm sorry.
Oh, God.
Of course, though.
We talked our way out of it. We talked our way out of it.
I'm good. I'm good. I want you to meet my son real soon.
I don't know why Granny drove in the car and drove off and fucked me over. I almost got caught.
that was me and my son. I'm
happy. Yeah. She went in there
and she batted on to the cops.
Hey, you have some but you didn't
want to do an adoption with me.
Really, Coach? You don't want to
I try to be your daughter.
Have some respect.
I need to be your son.
Nice to meet you. I'm his son.
My name is Nicholas.
Nicholas.
Make the mascot show some respect.
I
Necklace or you could call me out sheffa and heffa. Yeah, aka thing about shoes screams and heffa
Hell is that supposed to mean
You look like the dweeb like a nerd listen to me listen me
No, no, no, this one not this one. I need you to listen. It's cool
I know you know, I need you to retract that goddamn statement.
I can't help you on this one. Anybody in the city share, but when it comes to her, I can't. I can't.
You gotta understand that.
Nice to meet you, Nicholas. I'm Viper.
I respect...
Okay, I respect that.
Respect is earned.
Okay, nice to meet you Viper.
Nice to meet you too.
How do you handle yourself with Latinas, Nick?
Not really that. I haven't had much
experience there haven't had much experience sir I could tell it's
right okay we're gonna coach you ever son okay now you want to coach them up
you guys are related or you're not related no we're not related this is my
baby mama I'm not your baby mama that's crazy what baby mama that's what I
No, we didn't pay are you kidding me?
There's a titty boy right here.
He's got all these titties, do you think I'm gonna look?
You want, you think I'm gonna look?
He's flapping all over my face while he's on top of me?
I don't know.
You got one to tie.
Have you seen those things?
Look, I'm gonna be honest, like, I don't know what type of freaky shit y'all got going
on, but I'm gonna leave that to y'all.
Now, how do y'all earn money?
Are y'all in a gang or what?
No, we're not in a gang.
We can make some money trying to make some money.
So how do y'all make money?
What do y'all do?
You want to sell drugs?
You want to rob a store?
We do all kinds of different shit.
I would approach her to probably sell drugs or rob a store.
Yes.
I'm going to blow open the store.
Yeah, blow open a store?
Yep.
That sounds fun.
Yeah.
OK, well, we've got to get a good car so we can get away.
We also got to go back to the hospital
because Coney ran it on us.
to shoot in the head well do you have a lock fit yeah no you don't have one no I
don't have one we need to get a better car I can't drive this one it's too slow
okay well we can't drive down also we need we have to change he needs to change
bro the queen he dressed him I try to get him to dress like me he's over here
looking like no wait we need a what do you mean I'm fine what I look good
What does this look fine?
I look like a proper man.
I look very snapper.
You want to be a gangster?
You want to be a proper man?
Or do you want to be something that saves?
Lighty about what?
What did I lighty about?
Tell me you look like a proper gangster.
You look fine.
I swear to God.
I look normal.
I look like I could sell like insurance or something.
You do actually like a good neighbor.
You look like you're picking in people's windows right now.
that's what you look like
so guys are we gonna make some bread or what?
yeah I mean we can
wait I'm gonna do a random act of violence
show the head
oh my gosh
I think you got like a thing for standing people
guys listen
I'm
guys I want to do like crazy shit
like I want to be the top dog of this shit
Okay, we're about to blow out your explosive shield, okay?
I believe you!
Look at the top dog of this shit.
Like guys, if you're not in a gang, let's make a gang!
Like her!
No, no, no, let's take on the war!
Stuart, come over here with the portar, I'm picking you.
Come over here with the portar, I'm picking you, okay?
I know!
Alright, alright, Stuart's coming to come pick us up and we'll go to a robbery.
Okay, we are going to the hospital.
Viper, I feel like there's sort of clock in my T a little bit.
Oh yeah?
Wait, does the guy name Stuart?
Yes, he's coming. Oh, shit, that's my last name.
That's shooting me up.
What's your last name?
Chap, was that...oh, sorry. Chap, was that ONA Pixel?
Was that ONA Pixel? Wait!
Sir, wait up! Sir, wait up! Dude.
That was ONA Pixel. Close-up sofas.
Nick, we're gonna have to get you a mask, son.
A mask?
Okay, okay.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Wait.
Get in me!
Oh!
Wow!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Okay, I'm out of CT, I don't know why I have to do that.
That's Stuart.
You must be Stuart!
I was just calling you. Come on here. Let's get in get in
Show coaches. I'm Nicholas Stewart. Is this steward in the front here?
What's your dog? Big stew? My football on gd on phonem. You know I'm talking about but doggy
On phonem?
Yes phonem. If you didn't hear a thing don't listen in. Don't listen in because it's okay
Okay, who do I fuck? I'm gonna go die, bitch.
Shut up, you see?
You got all kinds of things going on with him.
You guys are an interesting group, man. Y'all are an interesting group.
You're trying to fuck my wife, aren't you?
Wait, you're married to Viper?
No, what the fuck?
No, not that's nerve-racking me.
No, what the fuck? I'm married to a lady named Maple.
I planted her 35 years ago. She's out of shit.
You planted her?
Yeah, sure.
So, okay, let me get this straight.
You have a wife, coach, you said Viper's your baby mama, Viper's saying she's not.
What's going on?
Yeah, listen, listen, Viper's a good friend of mine, okay, she's not my baby mama,
school's a crazy frackhead that she hangs out with.
What the fuck, you hang out with her too?
What the fuck?
He kind of like a friend, but not really a friend, but like I forced to hang out with
him and stuff like that.
Yo, you're kind of fed, he's asking a lot of questions.
What the fuck's your name, bro?
Actually, it might be poor I guess.
My name is Nicholas, also known as M.C.F.
Yeah, put it, go into the alley.
Yeah, get out of the fucking car.
Back alley, Cax, I can read my sign on the street.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, fuck!
Back alley, back alley, back alley, right, right, right.
Back it, back, back alley, back alley.
What?
What?
What?
What the fuck?
Get the fuck out of the car, get the fuck out of the car.
Actually, wait, no, we're good.
I see him stab a cop, we're good.
Are you sure?
Yep, I see him stab a cop.
Only one way we can test if he's actually good.
Can you recite this?
mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi
Yeah, he's good.
I'm pretty good.
I'm pretty good.
Not bad bro.
Alright, back in the car.
My bad. My bad.
Alright, you're good.
You kinda smell like shit, but it's fine.
Yeah, because I haven't showered today, bro.
Wait, wait, let me get in!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want me on the hot paint ball, hot paint.
Okay.
Hot paint ball!
Hey, hey!
Hot paint ball!
How do I-
I can't even get straight.
Jockeying, bro!
Oh
Shit
Right since you had you mess around back then Nick come on dude. You sound like Donald Duck, bro
Whatever's driving this shit. Yo, call me Donald Duck one more time. I'll just like your last ball
Go to the hospital. Go to the hospital. All right. What's his name?
Nick
Yo, his name is Nick. Yo, he really ain't shit. I can tell by your penis in your small-ass deck. His name is Nick
And he really nothing. Oh my god. Look at me. Yo, I'm always bus. He's in there Nick
That's the worst! That's the biggest pile of dog shit I've ever heard, bruh.
Oh, that's crazy, because you're talking right now.
So are we talking, like, is it from you, or...?
Dude, if you're trying to clock my tea, bitch, I already drank my tea this morning, bitch.
Okay.
I'm un-clockable right now.
Did I just clock you?
Okay, true. Sorry, Vibe.
Okay, listen, you guys feel like a gang, but you won't admit you're a gang.
Just admit you're a gang, guys.
We're not a gang. We're just a gang gang right now.
you right now
bang bang him into the gang
oh here we go
is that hospital right?
uh coach?
uh oh coach said he needed that
I don't even know what happened to him
take the hospital uh
junior? junior
talking to nick junior?
Oh, I don't need the hospital. I'm good.
Oh.
So, uh, do you move here?
Yeah, I, um, I just flew in here today.
Oh, and you're already starting shit with the biggest, baddest motherfucker. Is that what you're doing?
Who's the biggest, baddest motherfucker? You?
Me, bro. Me. You ever got your wife to cheat on you?
No.
My son left me this message.
I can't find a message
I just want to let you know mom's cheating on you with grandpa and also I hope you die
plusy you're never gonna make it in the rap game bye plusy
Okay bro but that's a terrible son like I'm sorry that your son should never say that to
you bro it's a terrible son
could I meet that little booger you could meet him you could meet him
it's weird dad wait but sir
are you a cock sir do I look like a cock to you
no he definitely is he's always asking you to fuck his wife
wait what what he does he's always asking
why would you ask that you psycho you wanna fuck my wife
I guess man, I guess, I don't want you to.
You want me to you?
I don't want you, I don't want you, I don't want you.
What you fuck man?
Yo, where did Coach-
You know what he, you know what it's made out of?
That mipletree he planted.
Should I wait here for Coach?
The hell?
Okay, I don't know why.
Wait guys, I'm gonna go pee really quick.
I'll, I'll, well, okay hold on.
I'm just pissing the bottle right there.
Yeah, I'm gonna go pee in the bottle.
I'm gonna go pee in the bottle, yep.
some immersion chat I drink it and I'm out
so I don't think you can hear us he's pain currently I know it's like he drinks
G fuel every fucking day do you stop drinking what my bro just a little
That's disgusting.
You know what they say, a bottle of dick keeps the doctor away.
A bottle of piss? That tastes like jeep fuel?
It does. Hold on, I'll taste something else.
Yup, it tastes like lack of skill and ambition.
This one's not going to make it. He might not make it out here.
How long does he have?
have. Uh, give him three days before his entire family's house gets lit on fire and we watch
it burn to the ground.
I wonder what happened to Coach.
He's probably being a flick.
Where are you?
And I'm so sorry.
Should we call him?
Maybe he...
I don't know.
Call him.
I don't think he's cut.
I don't think he's cucked.
He's taking a shit.
You know, I think he's taking a shit.
How do you even fit shit in a bottle?
Uh, it's a man thing you wouldn't understand.
Yeah, I don't poop.
You know, it's crazy because you're always talking shit, so I don't even know how that's possible.
Wee, we're scared.
Sometimes I like to put ice cream cones on my nipples.
Yo, I don't fuck my toys all the time.
Okay, we'll go get gas and we'll get cups.
Okay.
The best thing about tonight's set, we're out fighting.
Could it be that we have been this way before?
I
Just finished pressing in the bottle
Are you sure you weren't shitting?
What'd you say?
You weren't shitting, were you?
You passed the bottle up front, let me have some of that.
He just drank your fitness and he said it tastes like G Fuel.
Yeah, I can't stop.
So guys, where did, where did Coach go?
He's coming back a lot now, you know, he had a little problem.
You had to go shit.
I
Got a miss your nick I have a question
Yes, sir talk to me and anyone ever told you that your voice sounds like you threw it down a fucking stairway
Well is in a microwave and then hit 17 boulders on the way down and then all of a sudden the kids stepped on it and it
You ever been told that your voice sounds nice
Says the guy who sounds like gappy duck. I mean bro what?
Don't don't stop with me well
You don't know who you're messing with big dog you really don't know you understand me
Bro, you also asked me to bang your wife. What are you a psychopath? No, I didn't say
What are you afraid? Okay, so you just think implications mean to do it, huh?
I know you literally told me to value psycho. How about I imply my balls out of your
How you shit
You're not gonna make it far around here, Mr. Nick you're not the guy you understand me
Yep, so where we had it y'all we're gonna
Man oh we can't
What for you?
He's a SHIT!
Shit, son of a bitch. You know, Nick, you're not that bad.
Thank you, bro.
Well, now, I'll see if this fat fuck is you.
That's how you refer to your coach?
Uh, yeah, yeah. Where the hell is coach, huh?
Yo, give us, uh, some fun facts about yourself, Nick. What do you do on here?
Yeah, this is what I'm talking about.
One second, I'm calling coach.
Yo, coach, where you at, baby?
I hear like the craziest headache.
I'm where you are.
I'm at the alleyway.
Holy shit.
Coach, why did you just leave?
You just sort of just left us.
No, he fell asleep.
I fell asleep.
I fell asleep.
Yo, Nick, tell him to hear me.
Sorry, I'm feeling.
Yeah, you're good.
Yo, come on.
Hold on.
Are you doing well?
I'm thinking.
Coach, uh, we're gonna ping you to us, eh?
No, no, no, no, he's keeping us.
Listen, tell them to come pick me up at Benny's.
Go, Benny.
They said pick him up at Benny's.
They're gonna go up at Benny's.
All right.
Listen, hey, you said you'd eat some?
Yes.
What you eating right now?
Barbecue chips.
And I got my worm in my other hand.
When did you break me out of peace?
I'll tell you.
We can country pretzels back there. What's going on? All right, sorry
There's only a couple barbecue chips left. What a few minutes left
So where we had it now guys?
You want to do a house wobbly? Yes, let's rob somebody's home. We got to get a bomb. We got to get a bomb
Bomb? Yep. We got to get a bomb. Do we have one?
You got a recipe or we can just do a stuff scope
You got a recipe?
I think there's one in there. I think there's one left.
Alright, let's go do it then.
Where do I go?
Go to Davis. Go to Davis Park.
Well, well, well, Quinny, if it ain't the snitch.
You know, wake when I snitch to you, to the pub.
Hey, coach, is it okay if I crack a beer open in here?
You shot me.
Oh, she's about to do the same thing.
All good with the beer?
Listen, who do you want to go to damn snitch, Quinny?
You snitch down me and my son. We're going to have to kill you, be a knick.
Willie, I don't give a freaking...
Guys, I just want to rob people and get rich, dude.
We're gonna rob this floor.
We're gonna get rich, Nick!
Do you hang out, coach?
I just want to be a menace society.
It was his idea.
Cocksack, I hate it. It was his idea.
Bro, approach beauty.
I've been asking you on the street.
Alright.
Can't hear from two politicians at the same time.
We're going insane.
Okay, okay, okay.
Don't get the stuff.
Nick, you're gonna become a gangster.
Are you ready?
Yes, bro.
I've been waiting for this.
You're gonna be a gangster, Stu.
Hey, listen.
I'm getting the one that you had.
the only one that you had. That's in there. Alright, go for it, go for it.
God, I'm surprised he can get up the steps like that. I'm surprised too, those frickin'
cities are flopping everywhere. Yeah, man, I'd let him fuck my wife. Gonna knock himself
on, give him this whole block. Sir, what did you just say again? Wait, who's that? Who's
that? Who's that? It's a gangster. Where are we at right now? Give me that shit. Give
This is the hood, Bob. This is the hood.
This is the hood?
Yes.
Hey, what's up, Bob?
Yeah?
What's up, dude?
What's happening, Bob?
We're just with a new guy.
Gang shit.
A new guy?
Yeah, this guy thinks he's a real gangster, Bob.
You're not a gangster dressed like that.
I go by, excuse me, I go by.
Wow, wow, wow.
I go by real ass crap.
Oh my god.
OK.
Hey.
Well, I realized, dumbass, idiot.
Yo, come on, man.
Realize realize right Nick. No Donald Duck. Listen. I need you on my side and viper chill with sass all the time, please
Okay, you are half correct, okay, you're correct. Yes
You never have a new another let's say
So, who are the, like, do you guys know these people or are just random people?
Yeah, no, they can't, that's why they know my name, big dog.
That's why they know my name.
I am the number one gangster.
Also, where's, where's Coach? Is he dead in there?
He went up to the, he went up.
Oh, he's having shit for the robbery.
Oh, okay.
Oh yeah, Nick, you never answered.
Give us a fun fact about yourself, uh, what the fuck are you good at? What do you do?
Uh, okay, two troops, one lie.
Uh, 2023, I won Gamer of the Year, um...
That's the fucking line.
Right? Okay.
Okay.
Um, I played in a football match in...
Did you win playing Roblox?
I have played Roblox before, yes.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Oh!
You got the serve, fuck?
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go!
Go!
I'm sucking him. I'm sucking him. He's shocked. He's keep sucking
Coach are you okay?
He sucked it out coach are you okay? No, don't die coach you're my first ever like
No, how do we get him out of this is awkward he's bleeding out
There we go
You're so heavy!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Coach, you're too fat!
Coach, you're too fat!
How do I pick his fat ass up?
Just do me a favor, just shoot at this point.
Just shoot. I got you.
No, we're not gonna shoot!
We're not gonna shoot!
Coach, you got Jack as a mean!
That's my fault!
Move out of the way, Nick.
Come on, fat ass.
I got you. It's gonna be okay. Coach. I'm not gonna stab him. Come on
So you need to take good care of him
What'd you say one hospital look at this dude
Look at him
Yeah, what did I do?
Well, well, well, look who it is.
It is in the tiny little guy, my favorite little guy here.
What the fuck?
Just a little guy here.
Hey squirt.
Hey squirt.
I'm sure you will.
Dude, how do I end up on the floor over here?
Why do you have flippers?
Oh, these little fapping muck.
He's an idiot son. He's an idiot. He does craic. Okay?
Dude, I y'all are like a family, but I kind of want to join
Dude he's a
He's like this is just like a weird family. I don't know. I don't know
He good squirt
Yeah, I need to get your guys's numbers saved down guys. Yeah, I'm trying to fuck my wife, aren't you? Yeah, I think he is. Dude, wait, first off, Daphne Duff, what's your name?
Stuart Knight Wolf, aka the Indombalomagate, aka the Chosen One, aka that guy, aka that one, aka Ice Cream Cone Nipples, aka Spark Plug Nipples, aka the Black Hole, because anything can make me disappear.
What he said what a spark plug nipples even mean dude
Figure it out
Well gone. Why can't you got to have your foot? What can I give him a humble one second one second? I got you
All right now you see me. Yeah, I'll have it. I see it right for a where
Yes, that's me. I'll have a LFA
It's coach all right, yeah, he's fine
come on let's go stew see head pop come on
Skull Virgin
Yeah, I got you thank you this is what rich looks like rich is fuck
Coach, you're all right. It's good to see you back on your feet.
I'm okay.
Yeah, it was good girl that we killed. She jumped us.
It's an absolute piece of shit.
What's her name? Connie or something?
Quinny.
Dude, I should have known as soon as you started to throw her into the lake, we should have did it.
We should have always should have listened, Nick.
If you didn't suck me off like that, I don't think I would have made it through my life.
Well, sir, of course.
You did good, man. You did good.
good. Sir, whenever you need a, I don't know how to word that, um, whatever you need that.
You just came off the bench, son. You just came off the bench. I'm upgrading you to
a Stata, you understand? Thank you.
Because you know what? I have a good idea, coach. Why don't we let Nick tell, who's better,
LeBron James or Michael Jordan? Still, I will shoot you, Nick. It's not me, it's him.
Go ahead, go ahead, Nick. Well, it's different because they played in separate era, so it's
hard to compare LeBron James and Michael Jordan. But what we could do is compare Lionel
Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo because they played in the same era and in that
Messi on top something. Messi on top. Yes, and in that era Messi has
significantly outperformed Ronaldo.
So you're taking an after you good? No, I'm good for now. I'm getting like
head actually good we're good. Listen up. Guys it's home invasion time right?
Listen, listen no you guys listen up. We're gonna get a good car okay? I'm gonna
I'm gonna try. Alright. Anderson, Hager, 25, get your WS at the charge.
Wait, what are we doing? Just grabbing the safe and just pulling it out or what?
Right, but this car is so ass. I know.
I'm telling you, we need to get, yeah.
This car's got a little bit of drift too, and I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, yeah.
Gotta get sidewashed.
Oh my God, this guy is the worst car I've ever seen.
Yeah, you're like gliding, bro.
Yo, uh...
Also, Nick, just a heads up, I don't know why I just randomly thought about this.
Go ahead and quest your, you know, your sea muscle whenever you want to talk quiet or loud up, you know?
Yeah, like a little whisper?
Yeah, yeah, like whisper.
How does this sound? Good and loud?
Yeah, you're so good. The whisper, and none of it will check, like, that's only for the distance, you know what I mean?
Like, if you're close to somebody and you don't want someone else to hear, whisper.
got it got it baby
in the 902 on oh you guys got any music on here
yeah i got you put some granny on hold up hold up hold up i'm putting on
granny first got put on the granny yes you
met her is that old brother bag it was uh you
know outside the uh food place okay buttons
That's her shit right here.
Brandi made this.
Yes, she's an artist, an insane artist.
She does music.
Trying to find me a reason I might be here for the leisure
I'm killing your leader, grinning at the women they call me the reaper
I might just pull up and leave you, you playin' and you cryin'
I'm puttin' a fit in a speaker, I'm puttin' a fit in a speaker
And your cat-fin' ain't shitin' dope
You're pretty easy, grinning baby with a gun
They don't want me a window, open up and I'm open down
Cause I'm such a fox and shit
They don't, they don't
They don't know what they info, they don't know what they info
I
I
Granny
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I
Don't call you back
What you doing playing the street come on I was trying to get up I was trying to get a lawsuit
I want you back, so I get some more money on that piece of shit.
I want you back, so I get some more money on that piece of shit.
And I want you back, so I get some more money on that piece of shit.
Yeah, coach, you sort of squeeze me with your tits.
All right, I'll take you, see you spread here,
and then I'll take you into my wing.
OK?
Let your slanted nestle right up in here, all right?
Well, if I'm a playboy, you got to call me.
There's not much space back here.
Oh, wait.
You're giving us those small squires that I got.
Now look for a
This one is ass, this one is ass, y'all.
This be the age of the car, I made everybody panic, they be bringing me along, yeah, they
bring your head light, bitch be calm.
Granny and you bitches gonna die, yeah, yeah, Granny.
Have we done you a healing night?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Where the fuck do I find the phone?
Coach, where you wanna go?
Nice.
What about that one?
I look for like a soap thing or anything decent.
If I just gonna do this out of whatever,
I'll make sure she gonna sound like that.
I don't know.
I'm ready to hear you.
Okay.
I'm way too bad.
More Saturdays, you had a couple, so grab good like you made right here.
Oh, can I get out of here?
Dude, it's really tough.
I think that deals not like you're here.
I don't know.
Bro, do you think six is gonna be the same?
Uh...
What the fuck?
like he kind of feels like you're in California
what about?
what about that corridor?
what about that?
you know it
what am I watching, you know it?
I need to look at you like this, I don't know who it is
Are we getting in this car?
Yeah, we're getting in this car.
We're lucky this one.
Well, I'm taking it.
I'm trying to pick the lock.
Shut up
Yeah, move it right now
You need to pull up and run, you need to pull up
Pull me shaggy back then pop
Pull up this fucking dead man fillin' my teeth
Is that central scene with the fucking staff?
She was in Marathon, how many people are in the way?
My God, my shit, I don't know
Now I'm feeling the weight
Therefore I tell her it wasn't the case
We all need to get away from this
We can get away from this
Look, I'm supposed to be staying by the main
Hello G and shit like a man, but you know one is to fill in playing sort of hanging up
In the world is a lucky day to be playing. I was a janitor muffin the floor that I'm number one spot
We have roll a blunt or something man, I'm trying to be on some gangsta shit
Get in! Get in!
Should have let me do a coach, I'm gonna be in the hot
No, no, I was just fine, it was just that I could only have one leg
Yeah, but if you mess up then it just pops in it
Wait, do we need a fast car for the escape for now?
Yes! Yes, that's what we were trying to get
We're trying to get a decent car
I mean
Unless you don't give a shit about getting caught all the luck six the city were fucking terrible right now
So we found just easy cat. Where's your car?
I mean, I'm on some thugged out gangsta shit
She was a talking against I don't know what the hell you're talking about
Again
And if you're not gonna like, accept that, that's fine.
But I do my shit my way.
So if we get caught, we get caught.
I don't care, I stabbed a cop.
I like that.
I like that.
You guys made me, you made me stab a cop.
You don't give a shit then?
All right, let's do it in this part then.
We're doing it in this part then.
Let's do it.
Like, yeah, I don't give a damn.
Hey!
You're the man who made me when I stabbed a cop.
Right or wrong?
Correct.
All right, let's do it then.
Oh, and that's all period.
That's all for me.
Nick, you just earned it.
You earned the respect, boy.
Respect.
Like, guys, I'm a cop.
Shut up.
I hope you look good in orange, OK?
You think we're going to get caught?
Coach?
In this car?
Yes!
In this car?
Guys, if we get caught, we get caught.
That's not with us.
But I thought that you would probably fucking
press the little kids.
That's why I put it on the kids.
Oh, I would cry.
I would cry.
I'm from the States.
I don't need to go, baby.
You got darkened sprays on your sprays.
Baba?
Look out for Arping Springs on your screen!
Arping Springs! That's my home again!
Arping Springs sounds like a nice place where your mom and dad would get a yacht
and you'd be like, oh, my dad knows a yacht and everybody would be like, yeah.
No! That's a real-ass Crypts creep!
Anyone where the name of a spring in it is just ass.
Spring, though?
What, guys?
Okay, I turned this fricking car, bro.
Guys, I don't want to hear excuses.
Hey, no excuses.
We're an upcoming gang, y'all.
And we gotta make a home-in-view!
What?
Hold up!
I'm on this game!
Hold up!
Hold up real quick!
I'm gonna need your help.
Where the fuck is Tap and Springs?
Tap and Springs, it is in the roughest part of the area, bro.
It's in Florida, man.
Alright.
I'm gonna do a Google search real quick.
Look up!
Look up!
Look up, Tap and Springs!
Brother, this is the nicest place I've ever seen in my life.
Babe, you really gonna do it in this?
We have to give a lock pick coach
Yes, normal normal lock pick normal. Okay, then get this one over here on the right this black one. We get that one
Let's try that can I can't even turn this freaking car
This car is shit
Come on, let's go
Get in we'll take this one
let's go let's go oh this car's got
some space to it I like it all right
it's home invasion time right
right except we're gonna do a 24-7
invasion you've invaded like the
shelves on 24-7 no no is it like a is
it like a grocery store
there matter is something I got
safe to the back
you want the wild really yep I'm gonna
have you plan a bomb on the back side
this store. Okay, son? Oh my God. Yeah. It's gonna be real bad.
If bombs explode, we're gonna have you tie a little rope on the back of the safe
when you drag the safe around. And then vapor here. She's gonna cook the cops.
Don't shoot the cops and get out. Okay. Now, Viper, are you gonna escape us out
of here? Like I said, have I had a better car? 100% I can lose any cop because I
have a shitty car and while they have my problem you sound like cope cope cope
zachore right now I need you to know what I said I said cool cool cool
sure did you just also say you hate pregnant people do you know I did not
Jesus no you know what well he's changed
comments let me take a look at top of
spring somewhere it's in a bad I guess
it was the nicest place I've ever seen
in my life that boss right next to it
guys you just it's the thing Google
shows you what you want to see bro not
what it's like that's the thing okay
there's only one thing you do
Nick, Nick, what the fuck are you saying?
Yes, that's what we did.
That's what we did.
That's what we did.
I did tell him that, yes.
It's either that or that, F.A.
How about this?
If we get caught by the cops station house, we throw Nick out of the car and let them
get distracted by somebody else.
Why?
We are not going to do that!
What the fuck is this?
Throw the virgin out.
Throw the virgin out.
That's right.
No!
We're not going to throw anybody out.
We're going to evade the cops and we're going to be rich by the end of tonight.
We're going to be rich.
All right
You still if shit goes bad, I'm gonna need you to go full tap and spring time. Okay?
Yeah, I'm gonna target Springs on there. Yeah, sir
Dude in Tarpon Springs. What's understood doesn't need to be explained, bro
God, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get like uh a nerf shot back here keep it straight
You've been think you just made up a word. I'm gonna get whiplash, dude
You guys ever seen the movie whiplash
Yeah, you sound like you do Whippets.
Yeah, you do butt Whippets like a juggle one.
Can we do this in here?
I don't know, I've never done this before.
Let me see.
Alright, time to tarp him up.
We'll see if we can do it.
Whoa, look at the view.
Car rides to Malibu.
Strawberry ice cream.
one spoon for two in shade and jackets laughing about how small they look on you
so when you're gonna tell her that we did that to you she thinks it's special
I'm sorry guys. I was just singing. You might be able to do the one in Toledo.
You guys listen to Olivia Rodrigo or what? Yeah, I love her.
Slay. Melt it right now. Give me a little
Come on, I'm gonna get a beer!
All right.
Let's drink that.
You're older than a drink, Nick?
I swear to God.
You ain't making it better.
You ain't making it easier over here.
Where can I go for this one?
Pop medical.
Oh, you're a bad dad.
Yeah, Coach, I got a beer right now.
Coach, you ever had a mango?
Coach, you ever had a mango cart?
Is that some type of spring shit Sam? What the hell are you saying to me right now?
I mean...
Yes, we drink a lot of these in the tarp.
We're a gangster now, we drink 40's and brown paper bags, alright?
You can do any of them in the city.
Sir, what is a 40's?
What is a 40's, sir?
Little salt?
Little salt?
Are those little salt?
Yeah, little salt.
40's what you buy from the corner store when you're broke and shit and you want to pay
3 for 7 brews.
Put it, put it bro fist.
Little salt kind of right here.
I'm gonna get right here.
And put it in the brown bag.
Dude.
Listen, it's time to fucking rob some shit.
Bro, we're trying to rob it, but people already robbed it.
We need to find one that hasn't been robbed.
I have.
See what I mean?
Y'all act like you guys are gangsters, but you let the town run itself.
You need to run the town.
Let us know.
That's how it is.
That's how it is.
Like, no, y'all, like, dude, y'all need to get rupper.
Like I said, in Carpenter Springs, it was life or death every day.
I don't know what that was.
Shit, y'all.
I have a shooter for you. I don't want to hear this shot. Okay, you're right
Coach I
Can be fun
I see they got a hey, they got 10 cars on here pull on that new can
What the fuck are you talking about?
You don't know who I am!
You can do this one, go to me and park, go to me and park.
Go to Mayor Park, this one's already been hit.
We're taking Mayor Park!
Viper, I'm gonna die in this piece.
You can do this to him.
You're gonna die soon.
Listen son, I wouldn't let you die a virgin, alright?
Look guys, let's address the 900 pound elephant in the room.
If Viper drives us in this police chase, we're gonna die.
Viper, you have crashed five cars.
It's in.
You don't have any time.
Can I just, Coach, can you tell him how many times we're going to, it's away from the cops, please?
I think you have a broad-ass weapon. You can fight your own battles. Come on.
Are you kidding me, Coach? Are you fucking kidding me?
Coach, I'm gonna bail this. I love you, Coach.
Like, Coach, you took me under your wing. I love you, Coach.
Yeah, dude, get on your knees, ladies and gentlemen.
Wow, what are you doing? Get on your fucking knees.
Hey, hey, Stuart, put a sock in it, Stuart.
Let's get this one here. I want the one here.
Yeah, God, oh God.
Thank God we got their car here. Oh
Yeah, you're gonna
We need the cart guys. We're sorry
So sorry, I'm so sorry
Give us keys guys, we need this I don't keys is not mine
I'm so sorry
We did that too, she thinks it's fun!
Oh man, we can just use Nick as bait.
But if so, you stop what's up, mate.
All right, crazy idea.
What is that?
Stop, bro.
You can't use my remote against me, bro.
We let him drive.
Right.
I was actually thinking the same thing.
You guys don't need to drive.
Hey, let me drive the bus.
It'd be kind of funny.
Let me drive the bus.
I could drive.
Just ping where I gotta go.
If you think we're gonna go, I'll get you there.
Why the hell, no, we're talking about the railway.
Yeah, you're gonna drive to get away.
Hey, can we just put your seatbelt out for the next six?
How do I do it?
Press that B button on the seatbelt right there.
Hey, Nick.
Talk to me.
Talk to me.
When you were a kid, did you drive the long bus or the short bus?
Oh, hey!
Did you drive the long bus or the short one?
What are you doing here again?
I actually left to school because I lived one neighborhood away, so boom, got you there.
You're doing that to your kids.
I'm not here to buy stuff.
Because Tarpe Springs has the nicest school ever, right next to that.
I'm taking coach.
Yo, what we're not gonna do is diss Tarpe Springs.
You can diss me, sir.
Yeah, I need to get gas.
Don't diss my fucking hood, pal.
Your hoods.
Okay, name three gangster things you did in Tarpe Springs.
Uh, robbed people, distributed drugs, and stabbed people.
You know what the biggest crime you've ever done?
You want to see some horror?
I'm gonna stab the gas station clerk right now.
Shhh.
Well, you can't do it.
This is awkward.
Nice.
Okay.
This is awkward.
What are you gonna do?
Tell him what you're gonna do.
Tell him what you're gonna do.
Tell him what you're gonna do.
I'm gonna try to use the door, but he's dumb.
Okay.
Okay, this is awkward.
Come on, Nick.
Come on, Nick.
Good shit.
Hey, this is hot.
I want you to know that.
I believe you do.
Okay?
I don't need this.
I don't need this.
This is awkward.
This is awkward.
Ron, it's too...
Oh!
My knee!
God damn it!
My leg!
The biggest crime you ever committed, Nick, was having that stuff in a hair salon.
Hair salon.
Hair salon.
That hair salon is a kind of a...
Yo!
Hey, Daffy Daff.
I know we don't like each other, bro.
Let's just be acquaintances, dude.
Seriously.
I'm not going to do these little chaps.
Let's do an exercise here.
You say one nice thing about me.
I say one nice thing about you.
You go first.
All right.
I like when you're not talking.
Me too.
I've got this thing.
I've been to this store.
All right.
You know what I like about you?
Talk to me.
I like when you're shaking the back so I don't have to smell
that stank ass blood from that half of my skin.
I get everybody lucky.
And I'm going to get on this radio.
What's your phone?
Oh my god, okay.
That's radio.
Wait, what's the radio?
Run the click app.
Run the click app, okay?
It's VCD4. Put that in.
Wait, say it again, say it again!
VCD4.
Vagina cock dick fork.
Alright, I'm on.
I'm in.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Join the voice thing.
You might have to, like, set a button up for it in your phone settings.
You know what I'm saying?
Can you guys hear me in here?
No, but yeah.
It's a radio button, not your, like,
Go into your settings, go into your settings, and it changes.
No, go into your brain.
My soul's...
Nobody knows what to suck that means, right?
But go into your settings on your phone.
Oh, shit my bad, okay
You ride I'm so cook right now
Wait, baby, I coach coach coach. What are you? Okay, go in these settings and then find a click
Radio I was with you. You left
What
I just see when I go to settings is the SIM card notification sounds while they presume
you want to hit escape
Oh yeah, he's talking about the other settings, bro
You're picking up what I'm putting down
That's why I said through brain muscles
I put you on a showbiz real fast, you guys said, okay?
I was totally useless
Chad, which one?
So in voice chat?
Yeah, go ahead
Yeah, go ahead. No, no, no, no, no.
It escaped. It escaped. Yeah.
On your phone or whatever. And then fire them.
On your keyboard on your phone. And then go to settings.
OK. Yeah, yeah.
And then go to key bindings, go to five and.
And then look for click radio push.
Where is the coach here?
Yeah, just wait for it on the back side, back there, back there.
Okay, we get there, and it works nice.
Yep.
Just leave it right here, like back it up a little bit, a little bit more.
Okay, Coach, I'm in 5M, but how do I get to click radio? Do I have to scroll down?
Yeah, you need to look for it, the radio.
It's a little bit down, I just had to do it too.
It's gonna see three different, like, radio things, and one of them's gonna be pushed.
Yep, click, push attack.
Che, how do you scroll down? Enter?
you
Why my FCTE?
What am I FCTE?
Coach! I think I have CTE!
What is it voice radio push to talk?
Ah-ha!
Caps, okay.
I got it.
Coach I did it!
Coach, can you hear me?
I turned off voice chat now?
No, but coach, I did it.
Coach, can you hear me?
Come over here. Come over here.
Coach, can you hear me?
Coach, wait!
I'll do it later, okay?
Coach, I don't have to talk in radio now.
No.
Hello?
That's the problem right there, chat.
Vaporate.
Oh, it's not time for that right now, bro.
We'll do push talk later.
You still figuring the shit out?
Yeah.
Coach, I did it.
I did it, coach.
I did it.
Hello, Top.
I know how to talk on the radio now.
Look.
Are you really going to make sure you're joining the radio?
Yep.
I'm in it.
Yo, yo, can you guys hear me on the radio?
You really look up to your coach at the father figure.
Can you hear me on the radio?
I could do not do this right now.
He has to look up to everybody.
I heard you.
We're not doing this right now.
No, we can't hear you on the radio.
But I'm hitting caps.
Press your radio button.
Breaking break at 6-9, there's a rubber duck in the cap.
Shana over.
I'm hitting caps on the radio.
What?
I'm holding it, yeah.
Red 1, going for.
Can you guys hear me on the radio?
I'm going to go by solo, might be you're going to be Chewbacca, Stuart, you're going
to be Palpatine, Nick, you're going to be Dothmael, okay?
In floor, Rod and Doddum, okay, yes sir, yes sir, I can't talk in the radio but I can
hear you guys, is that okay or should I fix it?
That's fine. That's fine. As long as you can, let's just do this.
Go with him and you can do the bomb.
We gotta join the same group. Hold on.
I don't know why CAPS wasn't working.
Sir, why is my nickname Darth Maul?
Because you... Wait, where do you get your shoes from?
Okay, dude. You guys are cooked.
Come over here. Come over here. You guys are...
Now, listen. What you gotta do...
You've got to enter a new lifestyle, and once you do this, you can never come back from it, you understand?
Yes, sir. Out to this there is no turning back.
Take the blueprint, story ends, wake up in your bed and believe whatever you'd like to believe.
You take the red card, stay in Wonderland, and I show you how to keep the red card.
There's a bomb right here.
Oh my god, a bomb? A fucking bomb?
We're getting real serious, getting real thug-witty.
Okay, I'm gonna take that bomb and he's just slapping against the wall right here, right?
You're gonna alternatively look at this wall, and you're gonna place the bomb.
That walk away real cool. Over here.
You gotta walk away cool, it sure looks awesome.
Now hold up, hold up.
Yeah, like never look back at the explosion.
Yeah, hold up right here. Hold up right here.
Strike a pose. Hit me with a pose here.
Everybody hit the pose.
What's that good pose?
Do something cool. Come on.
It hasn't blown up yet.
It is.
Jesus, Nick, you're so unprofessional.
Now we head in here.
Get in there. Get in there. Get in there.
Get me a fucking man!
Get me a fucking gun!
Get me a fucking gun!
Who's that?
She's dead.
She's dead.
She's dead.
She's dead.
She had a family.
Focus up.
Focus up.
She's dead as fuck!
I'm unbolting the safe right now, you understand?
Yes, sir.
How's it going?
Here's what you're going to do.
Okay, talk to me.
Talk to me, bro.
We got to hurry.
Take this rope.
you're tied to safe I didn't see you put that chain I'll bring it over the
car this way hook it to the car we're pulling that bitch out
the back of the car to the back here to the back
This is awkward. It's not working.
Nick, I swear to God, look at it. Look at it.
Look at it. It would do the same thing.
Turn it in.
It's a metal.
I swear to God, Nick, how is this coming right now?
Guys, I'm playing this.
I swear to God.
Nick!
Nick, I'm doing this.
Look at it. Hold on.
Nick, leave me alone.
I was telling him. Everything was empty.
YAAAHH I GOT SOME TO-
YAAุฏ irgendwas!
And then the black man put it on the rug.
I'll tell him to look in the cat for God's sake.
I'll tell him to look in the cat for God's sake.
Alternate, alternate, you know.
And then hook it to it. Turn it.
YAAAARGHH I FUCKING DID IT! I FUCKING DID IT!
GET IT, GET IT, GET IT, GET IT!
GET IT, GET IT, GET IT!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Guys, we got action!
Eeeugh!
LORD MEN!
Don't forget to shoot them,
she was prepared to tackle one you can't blame me I don't know what to do
oh you shit
that thing is what the fuck there's no cops you guys are worried about nothing
you guys are a pasty it has a timer it has a track it has a track it has to be
that back there you get behind us man wait it's a truck it's a truck out of
15 minutes 15 minutes the cops the track is
We're gonna be in the city. Oh, they got me on the ass. That's right.
So what the fuck are we gonna do? We're only going to 100?
How much do y'all think is in there?
$200,000? We're rich! Yeah, you're rich! You're gonna be so rich after this, yeah!
wait why did he say that sarcastically is there no money
he's an idiot he's an idiot he's an idiot don't listen to him
oh you're gonna be shown
wait guys I'm being told by alternative like messaging on
high message on my phone that turns $4,000
okay so don't listen to them
we risk our god damn lives for four more surgeons bro
Bro, don't listen to him.
Yeah, dude.
Fucking fuck.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about in the first place.
What do you mean, minus one?
Shut the fuck up!
And second thing, you listen to me.
We got 100k back there.
All right?
All right.
Get your shit out of your ass!
So it's going to be 25k each.
Got it, Captain.
Well, for you since your first time, or you might get like too great.
Well, we'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it.
We'll show.
Dude, I was so...
I thought it was going to be cops, guys. This is easy.
Yeah, this looks like some terpies rings, dude, huh?
Yeah, bro, this is fucking light.
Oh, so you admit that terpies rings is light. Nobody's worried about that, bro.
Just face the PD. Let's let him know what's going on.
Guys, I'm not going to get banned.
Wait so what should we do like should we just find a place to hide this safe bird or what?
Oh do you want to be a pussy now?
I'm trying to get us out of here with our lies right now.
I thought you were about to gangsta shit like 10 seconds ago.
Bro I told you I'm a real ass crisp but real ass crisp protects our money.
on phone and you're not a bit she got these kinds of here she's got to be a
better knows that what's going on top of space let me know exactly what's going
on we just did a robbery
there's no one in the car
oh no one's in the car
hey I was good practice though
that was really good though
how much money you got
you said it with your chest now you could have said it with my cooler
you said you could have said it with your hat
you could have said it with all the money
oh no she's good boy
Dude, we're never getting caught bro
How fast of the cop car go like 140
Oh, shit.
Just a few seconds, we got some real,
two-step guys, all right?
There's a cop person there.
Bro, where are all the cops at?
I think they're at the courthouse.
No, I'll call them, though.
You just said we have to drive for 15 minutes, right?
That's right.
That's right, man.
How long has it been so far?
Five minutes.
If you really big, you don't give a fuck how long this is.
You know that the cops don't exactly what the suck is going at.
True. Should I suck? Should I suck?
Randomly firing a weapon out the window?
What weapon you got to fire?
Right now I just have a knife, sir.
I just have a knife.
Let it fire, let it sink.
Yeah, let that thing sink, Bob.
You take the thing out there, take that thing out there.
You need to wave my knife around?
I would just take like a crazy quick hit.
Take that little thing out there and you know, let him know what you got.
You would not believe your eyes, you're 10 million 6-plus eyes, lit up your room as you fell asleep.
Okay, you just ruined that song completely, bro. You just fucking ruined that song.
You would not believe my hair, with slime drops everywhere.
I
Like to make my self-belief that was beautiful
Yeah, we gotta get chase though. This is really boring
Yeah
You guys are okay, you guys are pretty hood for that. I'm not gonna lie
This isn't fun like you're free money. Yeah, we don't like we shit around here
I like to watch for shit.
Oh here it is, here it is, you see it?
Yeah, I saw him. I think he's gonna chase him.
Alright!
There's a pole there!
I didn't hit him! Maybe you're right, I didn't hit him.
I thought it was there, I thought it was there.
I knew it was there.
You know what? You're being kind of a misogynist.
Yeah, he really hates women.
What the fuck? What the hell?
No, it's fine. Well, if you hate women, it is what it is.
Hey, hey, don't you forget juju I'm got the admit right now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
You want us to help you go for big go for big gone for big gone for big
What's happening there in a chase?
Do they not see our
Rekind sitting them in the head
He called it. Oh, we're gonna be looking called it. He just won't let it
Oh shit.
It's hard to...
How much longer do we have to wait?
Are you parallel?
Are you parallel?
I'm gonna shoot somebody if somebody does not chase this guy.
That's gonna be me.
Now he seems like a... Bro, what?
Okay, now listen, at this point now,
put your put the song on and get your nose back, you know what I'm saying?
Okay Viper, let's see how good your getaway skills are now.
Alright, sounds good.
Necrono, Pong, Granigan, Polo.
I'm fighting it.
Ah, by the way, I think the cop's gaining on you, just letting you know.
And then walk away.
Lock in! Lock in!
I'm ready so.
Kat, she's never making it out alive.
Did you close down the screen?
No, she's not going out.
Um, Viper, he's gaining.
I know, it's Carcass!
She's on the doggy tree!
Oh!
Alright, for as long as all of your turns are sharp, we're gonna be done here.
Get in the van! Get in the van!
I just kept the thing up.
Yeah, come on.
Get down from the gate.
Yes, but give me a bottle, suit me, scots!
I'm just a man!
Somebody get me a bottle!
I'm just a man!
I'm just a man!
I'm just a man!
I'm just a man!
I'm just a man!
Oh!
We're gonna do it!
We're gonna do it!
I'm just a man!
We're gonna do it!
Bro!
We are hitting every line, Mr. Onsprey.
Came right back to the truth.
And I ain't trying to tell you what to do.
Same old bitch got a gun there from the wall.
Same old bitch got a gun there from the wall.
You ain't gonna fuck away from us.
You piece of shit.
Dude, just stop feeding the fuck off.
I'll get some guns tonight.
I'll get some guns tonight.
I
I got the time to turn that we relapsed
They dash it when they switch up, that's the true man
I don't do the battle fights
Oh my, I'm on time, they want me brave
Baby girl, I love you too
Look at the map
UCLA?
She didn't move to LA
What are you, UCLA?
I see that
I have it, I have it
Uh, my brother, my don't talk to us
I know, Nick!
You were supposed to get away!
Okay, do you want me to get away from you?
You don't want to give me a chance?
You don't want to give me a chance?
Hey, do not...
I think you're not supposed to get away from me.
I thought you were going to go demon mode.
There, he's gone.
Look, I will keep going. Do you want me to lose him? Yes, you know.
Because I'm gone now. Do you want to give me a chance?
loses ass let's put this money on
can we count on a guava?
yeah we count on a guava
let's count on a guava
I get some guava
guava
guava
dude I just want to say there's no there's no team I'd rather hit a liquid than y'all man
you know I hit you at first man but
I didn't expect to be able to hit after that coach
I respect you
screw
I
Never seen someone suck out so hard to hold hell it's not
This is a good little camp spot. Oh never mind
Oh, it might be
Oh, there he is
I'm doing this with my little brother and I'm not doing this shit for my mom and my
little brother.
Dude, you are about to get through it.
Bro, I told you.
I mean, you guys saw, you guys met me two hours ago and I stabbed a cop.
Like let's keep it real, bro.
Like I do this shit.
Yeah, but we often get real.
You can tell he's crying a little bit.
You can see, don't let it get caught.
It's just, it just happens pretty soon.
Right?
You guys, it's because, if we get caught, right, I'm cool, but I can do this shit.
I can do jail.
I can do jail too.
The only problem is my class is a little tight.
Like, I have a tight ass.
So I don't stand by jail.
Do you have a tight ass?
I have a tight ass, so I would not do well in jail.
I'm scared.
I'm gonna come out and say...
I have a...
I have a tight ass. I would not hold up well in there.
So I have a new escape.
I heard they called you the black hole in college,
because anything that enters you disappears.
thing that enters you disappears. That thing loose. Jokes on you didn't go to
college. Barely passed high school. There you go. How do you not pass to high school
in Park and Spring? No. Barely passed high school, bro. There you go.
Guys, count our guap, bro. Count our guap. Hold on. Take a moment. Count my guap. Count my guap.
Hardy's bass coming in and coming in
Pull open and drop the bandboy open
I think we can agree since we're all such good people
We should get all those things dropping out
Drop it out, drop it out, drop it out
My time extension of scotch away
Alright guys, let's see the hundred thousand dollars
Y'all said a hundred thousand dollars
Pop it open, pop it open, pop it open
It's all yours baby
You look at it drop that there boy. Yeah
And while you he's such a you know what your son's not that bad you're doing great raising them
Like a metaphor for 10 dude $100,000 I'm gonna be able to get a car with this I'm gonna be able to get
Wait wait coach what the fuck did you just say?
You said it was a hundred thousand in the car!
That's what you said!
Yeah, hold on. Hold on, Nick. Listen, sometimes, you know, sometimes you get it done. How much we get?
Oh! Alright! Coach! Coach! Coach!
Oh! Alright! Alright!
Coach, don't come about conversion rate.
We met in Mexico, like, you know what I mean? Convoising way.
Converging weight you really good at work coach. There is
$200 he's such a liar
Okay, we got all right, you guys what okay, you guys want the good news and the bad news
Give me the good news for giving a bad news first into good news
bad news is it wasn't a hundred thousand dollars the good news is other isn't any
good news it was like bro I'm doing the math like this is like four grand hold
on wait a minute you were hold on hold on hold on you were Nick you wouldn't
happy to be holding that on this right now.
Oh man, we cool, we cool.
After we took you out a whole-
Yes, I swear to God, you wouldn't have to be holding that on me right now, right?
You wouldn't do that to me.
What are you doing, Nick?
What are you doing?
Should I tell them about the ruby?
Nah, guys, there's just money in here.
I don't know, it's not about the money.
I can give it to y'all.
Oh my God, he's being a pussy.
Tell me how many fans we got, Nick.
Tell me how many fans we got, we got shakes.
We got
A banded stack of $50 bills and we have a banded stack of $20 bills. I don't know what that means though
We're going to bands
Purple bands and brown bands
What else?
That's it
Oh
Slide over Nick slide over no, that's crazy. Oh shit. Oh fuck
That was so
Oh
No
Hold on
This is the sign to get it off right here. This is the sign to get it off y'all
GGs man chat. That was peak bro. I'm not gonna lie. They were actually funny as fuck
I was peak chat W streams bro. W stream chat
Um, what's your McCall this bro? What was I gonna say?
Chat um tomorrow we got some World Cup games and yeah, bro V11 we got IRLs chat love you to death kid
G-Therapy was fun. More G-Therapy coming in soon. Love you to death kid, and I'll see you guys in the next one.
Put up in a trap!