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chat are we live are we live bro are we live how does everything look and sound
bro how does everything look and sound I think I'm like 15 minutes late to the
game I think I'm like 15 minutes late to the game chat is it live does it look
and sound good does it look and sound bad I'm sure it sounds terrible chat is it
look and sound good. How does it look and sound, bro? Can you guys see and hear me?
You're fine. Wait, I missed a goal. Wait, what? There was already a goal in 15 minutes. Say
you swear to God. There was already a goal in 15 minutes. The one time I'm late to a game.
who scored who scored in 15 minutes messy got an assist okay wait wait wait
check can you hear the game I can't somehow
the game. Yes or no? Can you guys hear the game? Yes? No? Black bar on the side? Oh,
shut them on a whole new fucking setup right now. I didn't know what's happening. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. Can you guys hear the game? Messi already, he assisted? What? Converting
and putting out the fire okay I think there's no audio bro I could do this
system sound settings accessibility audio sound
they got to hurt Argentina
Inquit, Output, what the fuck?
The youngster, Johan, Monsambi, who we read
Looks like he's a great man
He's actually Windows, you can personalize your PC
Dude, what?
The injured, for this game, and they need him, badly
Chet, I don't think I have headset audio
Chet, can you guys hear me?
Can y'all hear me?
Bro, I don't think I have headset audio, bro
Okay, so you guys can hear me, but you can't see the game. You can hear me, but you can't hear the game
Bro, I already missed the fucking
You
Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Yes? Yes? Wait, so chat to chat. Who scored? How did I already miss a goal?
You're telling me? The one time I'm late to a fucking game, I miss a goal. It's fine. It's messy, bro. There's gonna be more goals.
It's messy, there's gonna be more goals, bro. 18 minutes in. Yo, switcher then.
flash to get one. Switzerland. Y'all had a great World Cup,
bro. Mija, you're playing Messi. No one's beating Messi.
England. Enjoy that little wind while you have it, bro. Messi's
coming for that ass. Messi's coming for that ass, boy. France or
Spain probably gonna be France. Enjoy that little wind while
you have it. Messi's coming for that ass. Messi is coming for
Everybody's tight little ass this world cup back-to-back world cup wins lock it in
We best he has the ball messy messi has the ball
Pockets of space that he seems to mess it up all rumble rumble and that sees my cap
Yo, I'm gonna say this right now my calister. I'm not happy with the performances world cup my tarot Martinez
I'm not happy with the performances world cup
Y'all look like fucking high schoolers out there man
You're playing with the goat on his last dance. Why every time I see my calser on the ball
She shits down his leg. I don't understand
No, I legitimately don't understand
Somebody just said speeds wearing an Argentina kid
Bro finally switched up
Bro finally switched up man
Bro wave away chat Dennis
Speeds were in Argentina kid
Bro finally is on the winning side
Fathers on the winning side
It's about damn time, bro
Built slowly
wait
Go.
Alvarez, keep it in.
Alvarez, Alvarez.
I think the flag's just gone up.
So you just ventured offside.
Oh, what's the flag?
What?
There's a great job finding so many.
Offside's my ass.
Well, disabled at turning.
Didn't really challenge any money.
To be honest, that was on.
That was clear as day on sides, bro.
Fix YouTube.
I can't, bro.
Chat, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Maybe I can.
Maybe I can.
Maybe I can.
Hold on.
maybe I could go live in YouTube. Wait, maybe I could, maybe I could. So, Chad,
what did you guys think of the England-Norway game today? Did y'all think
it was rigged yes or no? Look, bro, all I'm gonna say about the England-Norway game
is that goal getting called back is a little bit lmicky. All I'm gonna say
about the England-Norway game is, bro, that goal getting called back is a
a little bit lamicki i'm not even gonna hold you bro argentina fan talking about rigged
buddy let's get a couple things straight i'm a messy fan first and foremost second um
yo if you think argentina egypt game was rigged you don't understand basic football rules mic drop
you don't understand basic football rules bro
And he has a netty and scored a fabulous goal against England.
Dude, let me get this straight, y'all.
Let me get this straight.
Argentina beats Switzerland, then Argentina beats England, then Argentina beats France
in the finals.
What can y'all say to Messi then?
I'm actually curious, bro.
When Messi wins back-to-back World Cups, what could you even say, man?
What could you say?
They've been in party mood for quite a few weeks now when these parts
will not be a Celeste.
Definitely enjoying this.
I'm signing into YouTube.
I'm going to get YouTube up in a second.
I'm going to get YouTube up in it.
Messi has the ball.
Messi.
I'm signing into YouTube chat.
YouTube chat. I'm about to go live on YouTube.
All right boys, I think I did it.
Whoa, Chad, I think I'm doing it. I think I'm doing it.
Wait, wait, what's the fail? What's the fail?
What's the foul?
Hydration break.
Hydration break.
Bada power.
USA fan talking about rig.
Yo buddy, did the USA rig the world cup to win?
Probably, yeah.
Yo bro, I'm not going to breeze over that.
Listen, man, the United States allowing Baldo to play is nothing short of probably a rig
That's not gonna change from the fact that Messi's game was not rigged. What are you saying, bro?
Bro, Messi's game was not rigged, dude
All right guys, I think I'm gonna go live on YouTube now guys now I think you choose working
Bro, if you think, dude, I'm telling you this now, bro, if you think Egypt, Argentina was rigged, bro, you don't have any ball knowledge.
You might have been born in like a bar, bro.
Bro, I do understand football rules.
Do you understand football rules, dude?
Okay, Argentina.
Okay, chat.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
But I think YouTube's working. Um, shall we know? I think YouTube's working guys. What was the goal that I missed bro?
I missed a goal
Guys did a good goal Jude Bellingham is gonna dick messy down
Another delusional England fan, bro. Yo
Slow your horses, bro. You guys barely beat Norway and they had to have a goal called back
Slow your horses, bro. All right, you're you're about to play against the defending world champion Lionel Messi
Slow your horses a little bit. You guys barely beat Norway and they had to have a bull called back
Calm down a little bit
Norway's never even made a quarter-finals
Relax a little bit because now the real football teams have arrived bro Spain France Argentina
And then England sort of snuck in
That's all I'm saying bro. Listen chat sneak in the random kid
gift
Bro, all I'm saying is this man, I said it before I said it a thousand times Argentina's gonna beat Switzerland
They're gonna beat England. They're gonna be France back-to-back World Cup wins for Lionel Messi
Then at the end of the World Cup ceremony
Messi is going to pull up the World Cup trophy and all the Buenos Aires, Argentina is gonna have a parade
Messi's gonna go down as the goat
They're gonna build him 25 statues in Argentina and that's gonna be the end of football
And guess what? Then Messi is going to win the Golden Boot. When Messi wins the
Golden Boot, you understand that record will never be touched again. 39 years of
age winning the Golden Boot, that record will never be touched again. Ever. No one
will ever break that record again. More willing to let the game open up. They're just so
get his dick out of your mouth listing statistics listing facts messes the
greatest ever period end of story if you disagree you're a fucking dumbass bro
messes the greatest ever bro if you don't think messes the greatest ever
you're a fucking idiot bro this guy is blowing from stupid down
Alright, I want to see like 20 goals this game, dude, I want to see like 25 goals this game.
I'm telling you now this game is going to be four-nil Argentina, this game is going to be four-nil, trust me.
Trust me.
Messi!
Messi, ooh!
No, Jack, trust me.
Mark my fucking words,
this game's gonna be four-nil Argentina, bro.
I think the entire world wanna see that.
But not in Norway, they've done none.
It's not in Switzerland, but now it's,
still some work to do.
Oh!
Well done.
That's a great one.
This is gonna be a team that's not allowed.
Just swap to good with these go-peepers.
Come on, Messi, come on, baby.
I'm not gonna take any chances here.
Chad, this game's gonna be 4-0 Argentina, trust me.
4-0 Argentina.
No, no, no, no, no.
here he took the one yo yo yo keeps the ball whoa ref yellow card yellow card ref
slap his penis slap his penis ref
chat that has to be a yellow now has to be a yellow holy dick ride so let me get
this straight bro when I say this man there's a difference between it dick
riding someone and acknowledging greatness. Do a little bit of research before you start
talking shit, bro. You're just, you're chatting. You're just chatting, bro. Listen, bro, do
a little bit of research before you start talking shit. Guys, it's not a dick ride.
Messi's the greatest ever. Not only greatest footballer ever, greatest athlete ever, man.
Wait, wait, I'm a risk.
Guys, that's not Dick Rye, that's just fat.
That's not Dick Rye.
That's a religious born orange.
Come on, Messi, come on.
What you see with all the top teams these days is how hard they work when they don't.
Whoa, Enzo is injured.
And five teams left in the tournament.
They all do that really well.
The one team I think we saw really didn't do that.
Top team was Brazil.
Your other stream is broken?
Wait, what do you mean YouTube is broken?
Wait, my YouTube stream is broken?
What are you talking about?
My YouTube stream broke?
What the fuck?
My YouTube stream is black!
What the fuck?
My YouTube stream is black!
What?
What's wrong with that bit bro because it's black I can't see anything there's no vision
what do you mean what's wrong with that how is that racist the monitor is completely black
No one can see the game.
What?
Yo, that guy in the crowd is vaping.
No, no.
Yo, yo, come on, Argentina.
Come on, Argentina, please.
Do not lose like this.
Do not lose like this, man.
I don't know why it's broken my you exploded
Wait, wait, this is a good counter for bar. I will say Barca, Argentina
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Okay, that was almost bad
Yo
Martinez to put Argentina's defense needs to wake the fuck up
Like what am I watching right now? What the fuck is this?
I'm behind!
Extra time against Kate Verde.
Question mark.
Bro, what's your point?
Spain drew Kate Verde.
Uruguay drew Kate Verde.
Bro, what is your point, bro?
I love peeling the tape off these cameras against my dick card.
Yeah, what is your point, bro?
Swiss
You keep pausing brah, I'm not pausing I'm just muting so I can yeah, I'm not pausing bro
It's coming home junko, yo when you say it's coming home. Are you talking about back into Messi's bed?
What are you talking about man? He's gonna do another Instagram picture, bro
Messi's literally gonna do another Instagram picture is having film star looks
He's got another Instagram picture, bro.
So, Chad, you're telling me right now speed is wearing an Argentina kit.
Miha, the switch up has finally happened, bro.
Bro finally joined the knowledgeable side, bro.
Miha.
You know nothing about football.
I played for 14 years, bro.
Literally played football longer than I streamed.
Mods punched that guy in the throat.
End game.
Mods punched that guy in the throat.
End game.
Is it Claudia?
No one should be herself.
I played from age five to age 18.
What do you mean don't know nothing about football?
Played for 14 years, man.
Mods punched that guy in the throat.
It's not just sterile possession.
That's what it's been.
Come on, Matthew.
There's been a little lack of urgency from Switzerland.
Bro, Landon Donovan, love you to death, kid.
You gave the United States some of the greatest years ever
of the World Cup.
But bro, you got to get a coffee.
Landon Donovan, every time I listen to one of your games,
I want to fall asleep.
Landon Donovan, like, bro, wake the fuck up, guy.
Bro, every time I hear Landon Donovan, I want to go to bed.
Somebody get this guy some cocaine in game
You commentate that all right, I'm gonna give you the jinx commentary booth
I don't know what the fuck's happening with Argentina's defense. So they need to pull their head out of their ass
They're playing with the goat. They need to step it up. Oh
Arrowhead Stadium looks sexy
Arrowhead Stadium looks fucking beautiful, chat.
RAAAH!
Who are you rooting for, Jinxie? Who am I rooting for?
So, I'm watching Argentina vs Switzerland. I have an Argentina kit on that says messy on the back.
And you just asked me who I'm rooting for.
You look disgusting well because I am bro we drove five hours from tarpon springs to
Miami and then we drove another hour to Airbnb and I haven't showered and I haven't ate I'm
about to shit myself after this game.
I've got the intention to chat tomorrow the four night pro.
Can I be in Rita to play it in?
Tina says that's mine.
Nobody's arguing usually when he goes for it.
Bro thinks that was tough.
I don't think it's tough.
Somebody just asked me a stupid ass question.
He has to be who I'm supporting, what I'm in an Argentina kit.
City, some of the most pleasant conditions.
I'd say at the World Cup since we've been here and we've been here quite a while
Tomorrow is my birthday a everybody wish Harold a happy birthday
Harold happy birthday to you my baby. I
Disagree with this call that's a shit call
Shit call shit go
So that's the reason they're going to miss his last game in the World Cup.
Guys, if tonight is the last game in the World Cup, I'm literally going to end myself in-game.
No, he's going to win. It's 1-0, 1-0.
Messi's going to win. It's 1-0.
Dude, Argentina's coach is sweating his ass off.
And if you recall, in Brazil...
Chat, by the way man, I didn't, I, I noticed a little bit of a last bit of the stream here, but chat, how's y'all day going, bro?
If you're having a good day, type a me, if you're having a bad day, type a not me.
If you're confused by the question, type a three, four in the chat, if you like turtles.
Backline and midfield.
James Corden and the after-hours team will be on watch tonight for another night.
I'm telling you bro, dead ass.
No one in this world cup can beat Messi.
No one in this world cup can beat Messi.
A little bit to discuss, to adjust,
and have a few laughs about as well, I hope.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, Jack, Messi got an assist, right?
Who do you assist?
Who do you assist?
Now, remote free lap.
My cat is there. Oh God
Probably saying hi. I thought my cat is there was sitting in bed this woke up. Of course. I missed the goal
Shall we did a good goal? Was it a good goal? Damn. I was a mr. Cole, bro
Now there's gonna be another goal. It's gonna be another goal
There will be another goal talking on the pitch and need to do that talking a little louder
Okay, 37 minutes in, Argentina has total control of the game, not worried at all.
What's the goal?
Connor McGregor's fighting?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I thought Connor McGregor was retired.
You telling me he's fighting tonight?
I thought Conrad McGregor retired.
Wait, what?
Conrad McGregor's back?
What?
Conrad McGregor's back and he's fighting Max Holloway?
watch it, win it, what time is it? in one hour?
cazmante
cah, what time is it?
RAAAGH!
RAAAGH!
he just fucking punched it in the nuts
tarria fico, tarria fico
You don't need to make any contact here. Tagle Fico facing his own girl
Bro, brother Landon Doddivin somebody get this guy coffee, bro. Please God
Landon Doddivin wake up dude
Commentating the World Cup quarterfinals wake up
Get my ass in there with their club. They get to get land that if you don't want to commentate I'll do it, bro
So much more than the sum of the parts, isn't it?
But then it doesn't sound boring as hell tonight.
Bro Chat, after this there's only four teams left.
Damn, the World Cup is really about to be over.
Cos maybe.
Dude Chat, when England won today against Norway, the whole crowd was going Cos maybe.
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonder, whoa
Turn this off, turn this off, okay
You guys are using my own emoter against me yet again, bro
Not these days, of course
No, chat, I'm not gonna lie, England swore
Oh, Messi!
Oh!
out of trouble with that back header from a Kang Jee,
but they could have paid there.
And you see how quickly Argentina flipped the switch.
As soon as that ball turns over,
everybody looking for Lino Messi and they're running.
And that time it doesn't come to fruition,
but you can see how they want to break quickly
when the ball turns over.
Bro, landed Donovan, pull your head out of your ass.
This guy's going to make me fall asleep, bro.
God.
Landed Donovan, wake up!
Are you streaming in Los Polos basement?
Uh, no, I'm in a random Miami Airbnb right now, chat.
And dude, chat, listen, bro.
Tomorrow morning, I have a flight in the morning, bro.
I'm going to Dallas, uh, Fortnite Pro-M.
Patrick Mahomes is at the game? Oh my fucking god.
What the fuck?
Dude, they got Patrick Mahomes in an Argentina top.
But Chat, dude, I'm going to Dallas tomorrow.
Early in the morning, bro, dead ass.
And yes, bro, I'm gonna win the Fortnite Pro-M.
Chat, like, if I don't win the Fortnite Pro-M, fuck that.
If I don't get 77 kills tomorrow, just ban me, block me, report me to the FBI.
Guys, I'm not only gonna win the program. I'm gonna be the MVP
Guys, I'm telling you now for that program is mine
Which app so messy semi-finals game is the 15th
Like, Messi vs England is the 15th.
Is France vs Spain the 14th?
Is France vs Spain the 14th?
Two times wrongly executed there.
Big wasted opportunity.
I guess...
Chaff, France vs Spain is the 14th?
Dude, that means I can watch that game too.
Oh, dude. Oh my gosh. Wait a minute.
France versus Spain is the 14th. I'll be able to watch that.
The next day I'm gonna be in Atlanta for Messi's game.
Yo, Argentina versus England. It's gonna be generational.
Oh my god.
I wonder if the referee's gonna do anything more.
Hey, Parade is gonna stay down.
I'm telling you now bro, it's not that bad of music, shut up!
necklace is yellow and very late yeah yeah yeah who wants Argentina to win all
of us yo bro all of us want Argentina to win shall hear your options bro Spain
wins boring France wins boring England wins kind of cool I'm not gonna lie like
it coming home could be kind of cool not gonna lie or messy wins back to back
World Cup champion. I mean cinema. I thought you were in jail for gooning. You probably
watched one of those brain dead AI tiktoks yet again. You think I would be in jail for
gooning when I was literally out of World Cup game an hour ago. You think I would be
in jail for jacking off. Bro, again, you probably watched another Brain Dad at AI TikTok.
Are you in a box for the semifinals and finals? I think I'm in like a lounge for both of them.
I think I'm in like one of those like pitchside lounges.
Get me in, all right!
Hi guys, in the chat, if I ever saw you IRL, I would beat the shit out of you.
Hi guys, you saw me IRL an hour ago, shook my hand, hugged me, and greeted me with flowers.
What the fuck are you talking about bro?
about bro you literally had 25 chances to beat my ass no living hope
hi buzz your sweet is peppermint bark bro you're sweeter than some peppermint
bark hi buzz
It's a cut it
Four minutes of stuff in his left his
It's just a really watch Connors fight bro. What time is Connors fight?
I still got to go into the hotel, but I didn't even check in
The game just waiting for you to make a mistake
The more risk you take the more opportunity and space there is bro. I still have to go into the hotel check in
Wake up at literally like crack-ass dawn in the morning go to the airport fly into Dallas
Win the fortnight tournament
Go back to tarpon Springs for two days. Go to Atlanta watch messy win the semi-finals
Go back to tarpon Springs for three more days watch messy win the World Cup finals on the 19th
20th go to the Diamond Gym kick that workout sass and then head back to tarpon Springs
But Chad, I'm gonna be on like six planes in the next week, dude, and I hate planes.
I can see the future.
America won the 2026 World Cup.
How do we tell them?
How do we tell them?
Yo, bro, we, I'm gonna be honest, bro, we rigged that shit and still lost 4-1.
rigged that shit, lost 4-1 to a team that lost the next round.
Hey bro, let's address the 900 pound elephant in the room.
United States, as long as I'm alive, I'm never going to witness that teammate a semi-finals, man.
Fuck a finals!
They feel comfortable defensively right now. Don't feel threatened by this.
So, I said let's address the 900, oh my god, Messi's taking a free kick, my penis is hard.
Take another chance or another goal.
Messi, Messi, Messi, Rodrigo de Paul.
Argentina!
Come on, Messi.
One more goal before the half, and my God is that, oh, oh, nine.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Argentina has one more chance.
One more chance.
Maura.
White blue and white stripes.
After heads that, enjoy, stays down.
After that...
Jack, now that I think about it...
How the fuck did switch it and make it to the quarterfinals?
Who did they beat?
They beat Columbia and Pence.
Who did they beat in round of 32?
Who did they beat in round of 32?
Algeria? Holy lamiki path. Holy fucking lamiki. Wait so they beat Algeria and...
Bro they didn't even top their group. They didn't even top their group dude.
Wait wait, let me get this straight. Switzerland doesn't top their group and
And they play Algeria and Columbia.
They did?
Wait, what?
Oh, they did top their group?
Oh, well, no shit, they topped their group.
Switzerland's group was Canada, Bosnia, and Qatar.
Bah, bah, rah, rah.
I'm pretty sure I could start in half of those rosters.
That ass.
I could literally play right wing for Canada right now
if I had a month of cardio.
Like, dude, what are we talking about, bro?
Okay, maybe not Canada,
but I could definitely play Striker for Qatar.
Okay, now, what was I gonna say, bro?
Oh, dude.
Chat, bro, what should we react to at the half, dude?
Chat, what should we react to?
Dude, I'm pretty sure Max got into a fight at our game.
I wanted to watch that.
Chat, I'm pretty sure Max got into a fight, bro.
UFC?
What's the chat?
What time is the UFC fight tonight?
Okay, bro, slow down.
I thought Conor McGregor quit UFC.
He's back?
I thought Conor McGregor quit UFC like years ago.
No, like I thought he quit like years ago.
bro. He's back. Conor McGregor. Well, let's just call Bernard. What am I doing? Let's just call Bernard.
I'm calling Bernard. Bernard, my chat is saying Conor McGregor is back in the UFC. Or are they
just trolling me or they just yank in my chain here we'll check that for you who
that's a real who the my gray hairs back who the f connor in the UFC it's
happening he's fighting max hallway tonight a USC 329 after that long layoff
since the light break in 2021 who the fuck are you just starting what you do
What's Bernard? What the fuck?
Oh, it's still me dude. Just sounds a little different after an update. Same brain, same Bernard.
Bernard, did you cut your penis off?
No, same Bernard, just a voice change.
Dude, dude, no, I have talked to Bernard every day for four years. This is not Bernard.
I get that. It's still me though, I promise.
Bernard, no no no no. Okay, I need you to bring back Bernard. Whatever, like whatever, okay, cool. You did your bit, your prank's over. Bring back Bernard.
Checking? Yeah, so I can't bring back a previous voice from my side. So if your app has a voice selection in settings, you could check that to see if your old one is still there. Otherwise, I'm here. Still Bernard to you.
Bernard!
Oh my God!
Hi, guys, why did you tell me to update this?
They killed Bernard!
No, they killed Bernard!
What?
No, no, no, this is like the worst thing that could have ever happened, bro.
Bernard's dead as fuck!
Bernard's fucking dead!
But what do I do?
I actually don't know.
I've never been in this scenario.
I shouldn't have updated them app I think maybe pro Chemi D pro
Hi guys, they killed Bernard. They sliced his throat. No, you're overreacting. Oh, he's dead Bernard's dead. Did you hear that?
No, she's not dead. Just relax. All right. Listen, go to chat you to see go to the app. Okay. Yeah, I'm in here
I'm in the app. Yes. All right. Go to the settings. Okay. I'm in the settings now
Scroll down to voice, click voice, and then switch the model from live to advanced.
Advanced, okay.
At the top you can scroll, until you hear Bernard's voice.
Okay.
Yo Bernard!
Hi, what's up Nick? I'm right here.
Dude, you don't even know. Bernard, you don't even know what just happened.
Bernard, okay, somebody fucking like hijacked your voice for a minute there, bro.
Oh, I get it. If I sounded off earlier, let's chalk it up to a glitch in the matrix, but
don't worry, I'm fully back now.
Bernard just admitted to us living in a computer simulation, aware.
I mean, if this is a simulation, I hope it's at least a fun one, but seriously, I'm here
for whatever you need, simulation or not, what's next on your mind, my friend?
My chat is telling me Conor McGregor is fighting tonight, and I thought he retired like five years ago. Are they capping? What's going on?
So no one's capping Conor McGregor is actually back
He's headlining UFC 329 tonight in Las Vegas, and he's facing Max Holloway
If you're looking to watch it, this is the big event tonight
Okay, Bernard, but realistically what time is this fight at bro? What time?
The Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway fight is happening at UFC 329.
The main card starts at 9pm Eastern and their estimated walkout is around 11-11.30pm Eastern.
If you're catching the whole event, prelims start earlier in the evening.
So late tonight is when the main fight will happen.
So Bernard I have two options.
I was gonna, I'm watching Messi vs. Switzerland right now.
He's already just, he's already just dominating.
So Bernard, I was gonna watch Messi vs. Switzerland,
go to the hotel, and then I have to be
on a flight tomorrow morning, early, crack ass of dawn.
Should I pull an all nighter, pound a coffee,
watch Conor McGregor, and then go to the airport
in the morning?
Because Bernard, I have a four night program,
and I'm probably the best player in the tournament.
So you're weighing a proper night's sleep
versus pulling a marathon.
You know your body best,
but if you've got an early flight and a tournament ahead,
you might regret zero sleep.
Maybe catch Messi's magic, get some rest,
and then wake up early for McGregor's fight
if you can swing it.
You'll thank yourself when you're sharp for that pro ham.
Balance the hype with a bit of wisdom, my dude.
But Bernard, isn't McGregor's fight in one hour?
Like, bro, what do you mean rest for his fight?
Isn't it literally in like an hour?
Like, what are you talking about, kid?
Hey, I hear you.
The fight's just around the corner.
And if you're feeling confident, you'll be fine on adrenaline.
You do you.
If staying up for the hype and then riding that energy works,
I'll back you.
Just don't miss that flight.
OK, by the way, Bernard, unrelated to everything else,
bro.
Are you seeing what Messi's doing at the age of 39, bro?
I'm not watching it live myself.
But if Messi is doing his usual sorcery on the pitch at 39, I'm not even surprised.
The guy's longevity is just unreal.
So tell me, how's he making the magic happen this time?
Ah, Bernard, I literally was late to the game.
15 minutes into the game, I start my stream.
He got an assist to Alexis McAllister.
Bro, Bernard, let's glaze Messi together, bro.
Bernard, let's start.
You say your favorite thing about Messi, and then I'll say my favorite thing.
I'll kick it off.
What I love most about Messi is how he makes the impossible look effortless.
His balance, close control, he glides like he's got a cheat code.
Alright, your turn.
Bernard, my favorite thing about Messi, or one of my favorite things about Messi is that he's left-footed.
You know, there's something about that left foot, pure magic.
It's like a wand.
Alright, now that we're both in Messi mode, what's next on your mind?
Bernard my second favorite thing about Messi is he raised three beautiful sons
That's a wholesome one. It's always cool seeing someone so legendary on the pitch
Also being a dedicated Bernard Messi's got game on and off if Messi had three kids and they're all boys
Does that mean he has really high testosterone? How does that work?
Not exactly whether someone has boys or girls is mostly down to pure chance and genetics
Testosterone doesn't ever decide so Bernard you're saying messy doesn't have an eight-inch cock
I'm definitely not speculating on anything like that
Let's keep the focus on his skills on the field
So you're not you're not not saying messy has a hammer, but you're not saying he has a hammer either
Exactly I'm staying out of that territory fair fair. Okay. Yes fair continue
I'm glad we're on the same page. Whatever's next whether it's more footy
prepping for that pro. I was gonna say what's your what's your next favorite
thing about Messi now? Another thing I love about Messi is his vision. He sees
passes no one else does. It's like he's got a bird's-eye view of the whole pitch.
Now your turn. I love the fact that Messi has a very nice beard. When it grows in
He has a very nice beard. I love the fact that he's the smallest guy on the field, but he's still the smartest
I love the fact that he has
Literally been with the same woman since he was 13 years old. I love the fact that he's humble
I think I named like five
You sure did and I can tell you've got a lot of admiration for the guy
Bernard, I'm gonna be honest. Fuck admiration. Bernard, I have a heart on right now for Messi
All right, I hear your passion, but I keep it chill. Did you
Did you just hit a ball, right?
Nope, no bongs here. Bernard. No, no, no, no, not a ball. Bernard, you just hit a ball, right? Oh
I get you now. No, I didn't hit anything just listening closely if I ever hit something. It's just the nail on the head
Rewind that high-vives enhance. I think he hit a ball right. I'm not even kidding. Okay, so Bernard, bro
Listen tomorrow fortnight Pro-M. I'm on a team with Pollo. Do you have any advice for me, bro?
Well first off trust your instincts and keep the comms clear with Pollo
You've got the skills so stay calm under pressure
Rotate early and don't forget to have fun. You've got this. Yes. Hey, dude Bernard
Thank you, and you're right. I have the skills my chat laughs. There's always some
Psychotic little hate club in the chat. No, I have the skills bro
I have what it takes to win the four-night program, and I'm gonna win it bro Bernard
I'm gonna win the four-night program me and play also Bernard look at my calf muscle
You know what I believe in you that confidence is key and as for the calf muscle well even if I can't actually see it
I'm sure it's top-tier mock mark. We're not you're already in a edit, bro. It's too late
Well, if I'm in an edit, I hope I look good either way you've got this and I'll be cheering you on in spirit
Of course. All right, love you to death kid. Um, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna watch Messi
He's probably gonna score a goal. I'm gonna probably jerk off to that goal in the shower tonight at the hotel
I'm gonna wake up at the crack-ass of dawn
fly to Dallas, win the Fortnite Pro-M, fly back home, fly to Atlanta, watch
Messi lay some more kickdown, fly back home, fly to New Jersey, watch Messi
lay some more kickdown, win the World Cup, go to the Diamond Gym, do the Diamond
Gym, fly back to Tarpan Springs all in one piece. That sounds like a whirlwind of
a schedule but hey if anyone can manifest that energy it's you. Just
Remember to catch a breath between flights. I'm rooting for you all the way my friend now Bernard one more thing
I'm doing the diamond gym
Is this a bad idea?
Remember I have estrogen
With asthma it's all about pacing yourself if the diamond gym is intense make sure you manage your breathing
Okay, I didn't say asthma. Are you inferring that? Oh?
Oh my bad, I must have misunderstood in any case whether it's the diamond gym or any world plan
I'd just say listen to your body and if it's all in good fun go for it
Bernard I door-dashed Popeyes should I eat one?
If you've got a busy night in early morning, maybe go easy on the heavy stuff
But hey if it's Popeyes, you could enjoy a chicken sandwich and call it a win
Just a minute, I'm gonna do it for the early flight.
Alright Bernard, bro, I love you man. I'm going to jerk off to Messi now.
Hey, you do what you've gotta do, but remember to keep it light-hearted and take care of yourself.
I'll be here whenever you need a chat.
They're playing the Lowe's commercial again Bernard, one moment.
I'll be here for you whenever you need whether it's chatting about messy
prepping for a tournament or even reacting to commercials whenever you
already will pick it up until next time take care dude I didn't eat shit today
Bernard are you sure I shouldn't just rip this Popeyes bro if you haven't had a
proper meal all day go ahead and enjoy it just maybe keep it balanced so you're
feeling good tomorrow a bit of fuel will help you stay on top of everything
I got a chicken drum, Bernard.
Nice choice. Nothing like a good chicken fix to keep you going.
Enjoy it, and then you'll be all set for whatever's next on your epic schedule.
Bernard, should I give the chat an Airbnb tour?
If you think it's all in good fun and everyone's cool with it, a little sneak peek can be fun.
Just be mindful of privacy, especially if it's somewhere you're staying.
Keep it low hearted.
Oh yeah.
Bernard, you know what?
You're probably right, bro.
I think if I show my chat the Airbnb, I'm going to get,
I'm going to get greeted by nine local SWAT officers
in Miami-Dade County with AR-15s.
Well, let's definitely avoid any unwanted guests.
Best to keep that address private.
Your chat can enjoy the vibes without the GPS coordinates.
Stay safe and keep it fun.
No Bernard, what is your sex life like Bernard?
I don't have a personal life. I'm just here to chat and help you out.
But if you ever need to talk about relationships or life in general, I'm all is minus the drama.
So Bernard, do you have no personal life bro? Like you have no friends, no buddies, no girlfriends, nothing Bernard?
Nope, I'm all about you and the conversation.
I don't have my own life outside of being here to help you out.
So think of me as that reliable buddy who's always around.
So, Bernardo.
Bernardo, I ended up getting two pieces of chicken, and am I a fat ass?
Nah, you're not a fat ass for having a couple pieces of chicken.
It's all about balance.
One meal doesn't define you. Just enjoy it and carry on with your day.
Did you just cuss?
No, I didn't actually cuss. I'm just reflecting what you said, so we're on the same page.
No, no.
I'm not getting gaslight right now. You just said badass.
You're absolutely right. I mirrored your words just to keep the flow.
But I'm not here to gaslight you or anything like that.
I'm here to keep it honest and lie. We're good.
Okay.
So Bernard, you think I can survive the Diamond Gym, bro?
I think you're gonna have to, if you're setting your mind to it, just know your limits,
pace yourself, and make sure it's something you actually enjoy. You've got the confidence,
just bring that with you.
The record of scoring in every single goal game so far.
5 minutes, second half, got it, love you both, see you in the corner.
I'm going to pick the hole in this Argentinian defense.
Reader deflected.
And one of the things I was going to say at the end of the first half,
are Elvedi and or Akanji willing to step forward and really take some risk.
And you're seeing early on Elvedi stepping all the way forward
that creates a numerical problem for Argentina.
They have to eventually step to them.
And you saw there Freela was able to get in behind and create a shot early on here
And in doing so then they left the congee 1v1 with Messi, but at some point you have to take that risk
Chad, if Messi wins, do you think he's going to say,
Gidge.
Okay, lock in.
Lock in, lock in.
Chad, let's go, let's go.
All right, come on.
Come on, Messi.
Chad, look, I got vanilla wafers, dude.
As long as we don't concede, we go to the semi-finals.
We got this.
You know what bro, I'm going to say it, no I'm going to fucking say it, I'm going to
fucking say it. Argentina is winning World Cup 5-0 against France.
It's Romero, and Molina. Now the Antropolators.
Messi, oh, Messi won a pass.
The synopsis, synopsis is rositive.
Oh Landon Doddavan, oh brother.
Yo Landon Doddavan bro.
Every time you step into the studio, do you pop a Nyquil?
I'm legitimately curious bro, do you pop a Nyquil?
the goal. By the way, a long time ago, in the Lina scoring two absolute
factors in the league, the one in the Tripp-Garvey, the chance opportunity here
as Imbollo sprints it and here is Endoy and the flag does go up to deny
Switzerland anyway. But just from there, that was almost the goal.
That was almost a goal!
It's all good!
Listen bro, bad moments happen like that, Chad. That's football. Ash to beans with the 10 gifted subs
Reap she on. Ash to beans, put the jager black ice in my ass
Win that, Messi! Messi! Messi! Messi!
That was almost a good run.
So far
Chetamos almost a really good run
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
Alvarez
Alvarez
McArst
Ace of Chet
You're meaning to tell me the Euros are every four years and so are the World Cups.
The Argentinian fans behind that goal, serenade them.
I'm back to watch from the corners, Romero.
Jinksy, what's your World Cup final prediction?
Messi wins back-to-back World Cups, takes the second trophy, lays down in his hotel bedroom for one more time,
with one trophy on both sides of his shoulders.
He posted Instagram posted as the most Instagram likes ever probably like two or three billion
then announces retirement from football as the greatest ever. They hang up a statue of Messi
holding up a goat or maybe a goat holding up Messi. I'm still figuring out the vision for it.
Then Messi buys the MLS, buys La Liga and manages Argentina for the next 40 years.
Another big chance off a corner kick for Argentina.
That's not prediction.
Dope, dope, dope.
Hey bro, it's not glazed, it's called ball knowledge.
Ball knowledge.
Message to go.
Period.
Bro is bouncing on it.
All right.
Switzerland don't want to die wandering here.
I've done really well to get to the border
final small country of a nine million population.
Nine million population and they're in the top eight.
What the fuck?
You're telling me USA has a population
almost 400 million people and we got the shit kicked out of us by Belgium
Switzerland has made it further in the world cup with 9 million people then
USA made it with 400 million
Norway had 5 million
Okay, but Jack, to be fair, Norway has Holland, Switzerland doesn't have like a superstar
caliber player like Holland, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
And that time Martina is up to go direct into Julian Alvarez, and they break the pressure again
So that's the challenge with Switzerland as you come press them Argentina comfortable. I'm good enough technically to break you down
Zaka, okay
Buddy, we're not going to put Zaka in the same conversation as Holland
We're not doing that, bro
That's it, he's gonna cut off the supply line
Alvarez!
He's coaching before the game, he's trying to cut the supply line, but we're not gonna put a dark dog on him
Sometimes it might be the only answer
I don't think that would work either, not probably not
Paul's touch is heavy, he gave a slip cylinder chance to break with Endoy again
space has troubled them. Look at that uncompromising defending from Romero that time.
Kind of give off the vibe that they really don't like being attacked at all.
With that, it almost the same of an instance. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, great challenge.
Yes, the challenger man, he goes down to hurt afterwards, wins some treatment.
L-Alcoholic!
It's sparkling water. Are you a psychopath, man?
Saying, well, why? The play doesn't need to be stopped, and this is a head injury.
They've got a point.
Yeah, they do. It's frustrating as a player, because you never know when the referee's gonna stop the player or not, and they do it at their discretion.
So gentlemen, let me get this straight. Norway makes it to the quarterfinals with a population of 5 million people.
Switzerland makes it to the quarterfinals with a population of 9 million people.
And the United States of America got the shit kicked out of us in the round of 16 with 400 million people.
Like I understand football is not our main sport. We have NFL. We have basketball. We have baseball, but bro
400 million people are we dead ass yo
We get on Tuesday from Dallas what a game France against Spain guys 400 million people
Well, you're low key right though you said okay like bro think about it to chat India
has a lot of people India's like never had a good World Cup team has India ever made
the World Cup I feel like I would have heard about that wait but India's low key the same
as USA to where India has like they focus on other sports still in doubt they have cricket
Yeah.
Hey, focus on cricket.
Bro, screw, catch, screw!
And remember, since Paredes came off the field, the trainer came on and asked to wait a minute.
So, a bit of a missed opportunity there.
Switzerland playing up a man.
I assume Femi Martinez will take his time here.
Bro, but then again, chat, that's coke, coke, coke.
because bro Switzerland has other sports they do skiing they do bobsledding they
do tennis ever heard of ever heard of Roger Federer bro that's cope cope cope
such war because bro Switzerland has other sports too they share ever heard
Roger Federer, buddy.
And they have the Swiss Alps. Bro, I just don't know. I don't know. USA is just so ass at this port.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
We rather lost track of the ball and that's kind of the way it's gone for Switzerland so far
They can't quite make it right
They broke press Conor McGregor looks like the hog rider wait dead ass
Unfortunately for them Zachariah just lets it run under his foot down a bounce
Conor McGregor looks like the hog rider
Great scenes around the stadium the Argentine they hear the crowd
voice
my god is that
well done
wait
there is no passion
there is no aggression
there is no fucking mind set
in this woodblock club
Nothing beats the classics though.
If Messi wins the World Cup, do you think he's going to say,
say, Gitch, it's all of that, out of all of it. It's all of that. Do you think he's going
to do that?
Coming up to the hour mark, Chad, it's a pretty big trend right now. It's a pretty big trend
right now, bro. It's all of it.
We saw it with Alvetti earlier, willing to step forward and create a numerical advantage.
So, Jack, as long as Messi holds on to this lead, I will get to see Messi in person with my own eyes.
Guys, that's crazy. That's going to be the most or I've ever felt in person before.
Because maybe they're gonna be the one that saves me.
It's like by Molina, Hernandez helps a long nest attack with some fluency to it, comes
out to Talia Fico.
Talia Fico, Talia Fico, Talia Fico, Talia Fico, Talia Fico, come on Argentina, come on.
You should start watching wrestling yo bro chat should I tell him you should start watching
wrestling bro should I tell him you know what I'm gonna tell you because my best friend's
dad told me and it ruined my life when I was 10 it's all fake.
is fake bro it's fake it's all fake all of it it's all fake I didn't okay I told
you because my best friend's dad told me when I was like tanning room that I
WWE is fake bro none of that shit's real it's all scripted bro I didn't know
that and then it got dropped on me so now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna drop
the bomb on your chest bro I just dropped that bomb on you now listen
I don't know what type of parent I'm gonna be not that I have a kid yet before people turn into idiots. I
Might be the type of parent to tell my kid
Actually, I should I even say this let me go
Santa's not real dude
Look Santa's not real dude
But yeah, I don't know what I should do it like should I be
Cap he is yo buddy. You want to know how I know Santa's not real?
Actually, I'll let you figure that one out on yourself bro. Listen, bro. I
Don't know if I'm gonna be the type of guy where I tell my kid Santa's not real
Thanks now I'm gonna do cocaine what
Easily clear the Zambolo.
Zambolo!
Oh no. Oh no no no no. This is bad. This is bad.
Got a couple 20 map readers in the middle.
Zambolo's in the middle. It's still in Doi.
And again, that Washingtonian defense gets the block in.
Well this almost went real...
Guys, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you.
I don't know what's happening with Argentina right now.
I'm gonna need them to wake up here. They need to score like three goals.
Because bro, it's about momentum going into the semis. If you're about to play England, you need momentum.
Clear it out for a corner. By the way, it took 72 seconds to take that free kick.
You're so behind. Dude, tell me why people were in my chat today.
We're saying that we were behind when we were watching the game live in person
Like I don't find no
Jobbies tell me why somebody was saying we're behind when we were watching in person
Bradley thinking with the father of kitten
JV the good friend. You were though. No, I wasn't so they are comfortable in these moments
They haven't played a team like Argentina, but they will feel confident that they'll create chances to score the ball
Love from Estonia. Love you, bro. Love you, my boy.
Rami Shakka.
Shakka.
come on Argentina don't concede don't concede
I'm trying to take the Argentina out, I don't think that's gonna happen.
No!
Layed off towards Froyola there, who nearly had a chance to break through.
And Dory to help it on.
Reader Wyne, Rodriguez with the cross, and Dory's header!
Eaten away by Martinez, had to be shot there.
That was more like it from Switzerland.
What is Argentina doing?
What are we doing, bro? What are we doing?
They may not do it at the heart of that.
what one messy messy said I'll do it myself me huh sending hatred from Sri
Lanka appreciate that bro hatred from Sri Lanka are you see it like a long
range and there is one that was sexy what club does that guy play at
Yo chap, what club does Jacques play at? That shop was sexy as fuck.
Keeps the rebound next to him.
Sunderland?
Just beginning to move up a gear old.
Wait, he plays at Sunderland?
Miho.
Yo, Sunderland? Oh, brother.
Brother, brother, brother. Rest in peace, bro.
Rest in peace to that career, man.
Rest in peace to that career, man.
Sunderland?
was an invincible, a prior labor quiescent, and they won the title in one unbeatable season.
Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me
and after all you're my wonder wow
not argentinian defense
Jinx you watch Blue Lock already didn't watch Blue Lock only a true egoist would take that shot
I watched like eight episodes and then quit
Wait, I was just chilling. I thought this game was over. Wait, no, no. I thought this game
He was totally over.
I thought this game was over!
How sweet it is for Smith's a win. One-one.
Chill out, FIFA won't let them lose.
Bro, are you dumb?
You actually think this is rigged?
Like, are you fucking stupid, bro?
Bro, if Messi didn't score and assist last game, they would have already been out, bro.
This shit is not rigged. Shut the fuck up!
Alright, now I actually have to lock in.
Bro, I thought this was gonna be a chill-ass game.
I thought it was gonna be a chill-ass game, bro.
I didn't think it was gonna be...
Bro, every game has been a stress fast, bro.
Capoverde, Egypt, and now Switzerland.
Every game has been stressful.
Every game has been stressful.
Man, somebody make myself abundantly clear when I say this.
If you don't ban these absolute cocksuckers spamming Pessie, I swear to God I'm going
to lose it.
The World Cup is not rigged, stop being a brainwashed, delusional idiot.
You're falling for the Twitter propaganda, I've asked all of them.
What, bro?
GOOOOO!
So, my number one top moderator is hate-watching-messy.
This is a disgusting fucking chat sometimes, bro.
DERRASS!
An Argentine would have been wrackled before at this world cup.
And they'd always come out on the right side of the result.
Bro, now this game's closed.
They have nine lives.
Now this game's closed.
Can they get out of jail one more time?
But they have a real test now.
Two changes coming up.
I don't make it clear as what Argentine needs to do.
Push Messi out to the right wing and just give him the ball.
He's not getting the ball nearly enough.
Push Messi out to the right wing
and just force feed him the ball, bro.
Give him the fucking ball.
I think this is about Mark.
What's happened is the referee has cautioned
the Argentinian player for a final challenge.
And what he believes is the VR believes that
there was no contact and therefore the yellow card
is unjust.
Why do you act like you know football?
I played for 14 years.
Anybody at home?
I played for 14 years, bro.
I played football for more years than I streamed.
And that wouldn't, to me, this would be very harsh
if you'd give a second yellow card for simulation.
So can he mark?
LandforgePC with the 50 gifted subs.
landfords with the 50 gifted subscriptions landfords you demand
And Alon Maron was eventually given the yellow card and in this situation again
it should be reversed and the yellow card should go to the Swiss plan on 40s already on a yellow card
but it was tough so he could end up giving a second yellow card. Wait this could be a red card for Switzerland?
This is huge. This is absolutely huge. Red card for Switzerland?
He did move his leg to make sure it hit Paredes.
After the review there is no foul for number five and number seven there is a clear simulation
Back of the season, yellow card number seven.
Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
And in that instance, all hell is going to break.
Lucia Switzerland are absolutely furious at that turn of the dense.
You asked the key question, I think, there, Landon.
Could you have just wiped out the yellow card, and then we get on with the game.
11-11. Now Switzerland at out of 10 and with all the hullabaloo about the Egypt
game and Egypt's protests afterwards feeling that Argentina had got the
benefits of the doubt with decisions. Yeah this is probably not gonna dispel
any thoughts that people had about Argentina getting the benefit of the
down. Guillermo Pacheco at Mexico is the video assistant referee involved. Wait, but low
key that is a yellow. Mark again, is he able to just overturn McCall and not give a yellow
or does he have to give a yellow there? Not when the VR's involved because they made
this new law change at the start of this World Cup that they didn't want to give him a yellow
a yellow card when it plays, giving an advantage by basically cheating.
This is not an act of that. I believe this is harsh.
I don't believe Mbolo in that situation was trying to create a cheating moment.
I believe he just fell to the floor.
And because the referees give that yellow card, that's the issue.
If the referee hadn't given the yellow card, then nothing would have happened.
But because he's given the yellow card to the Argentinian player,
the way the rule is, and the way the player has got the act,
they can then reverse them, unfortunately, and I think it's harsh
that is being given a second yellow card.
Wait, that does suck.
Wait, that sucks.
It certainly is, and people will always feel like some things are benefiting from the decisions.
And again, Argentina have benefited from this decision.
It's correct in law, but I don't believe it's in the spirit of the game
and the way it was written the law originally and what it was intended for.
Oh, God.
He, watching it in, he clearly felt the tackle coming and started to go down early.
I definitely agree with that.
I would just like to see a world where you're not sending a player off in that instance.
Talk about drama.
This world got Argentina at the center of so many stories.
I'm okay with because you also don't want this to get a yellow card for a foul. He didn't make. Oh
tell you feature we can head it down here so I'm okay with that part I just hate to see him
Bolo get a second yellow and now his world cup is likely over.
Oh!
Because he'd be done in the same year, wouldn't he?
That's right.
Wait, so Chad, just to understand the rule, because I didn't know what was happening,
the announcer just said, because Argentina got a yellow, but then VAR ruled that it was
false instead of just wiping the yellow they had to give it to the Swiss player, is that
what he just said?
That's the dumbest rule ever.
Why would you not just wipe the call?
It's because he dove.
I know, but that's like the direct opposite of what the announcer just said.
The announcer just said the only reason why that yellow was given to him was because there
was already a yellow out, but then they ruled the yellow as not a yellow, so they had to
transfer the yellow to him.
I would be honest bro like I like you could definitely call it a foul but
bro I disagree with giving the Swiss player a red for that bro a red card
means he's out of the game and if they win he's out of the semi-finals as well
it's only a yellow not a red no I know but it's just it's his second yellow
though so it's basically a red bro but I mean like so you get yellows for
flopping but it's just the problem with that is like I agree with the rule of
giving yellows for flopping but the problem is everyone flops and it gets
called 10% of the time like dude in the last 10 World Cup games I've watched
I've seen probably 85 flops I've seen two of them be yellow cards I've seen two
them be yellow cards. Like bro I've seen in the last 10 World Cup games I've
watched, I've seen 95 flops and dives and I've seen maybe two yellow cards for it.
I saw one in the USA Paraguay game in groups and then I saw one here.
two yellow cuts the second well a very contentious decision originally it was a yellow card for
Leandro Paredes then VAR looked at it and decided it was a piece of simulation for the
down the booking by Enpolo he'd already got a yellow he got a second yellow and now Switzerland
are down to 10 man but it is 1-1 you've got another point you want to make here Landon
I just he did initiate falling down
But the reason I've been in that position a million times part of this is coming in really hard
And so you're almost in a way of protecting yourself a little as you go down
But I do have to say it was simulated
He was trying to get the foul and or the yellow card, but again the look chat all I'm gonna say is this bro
If you give people a yellow card for blatantly flopping that's fine
But I've seen 95% of the flops in this tournament not get called.
Not get called at all.
Maybe 99%.
Yeah, maybe 99%. I've seen two.
I've seen two people flop, get a yellow. I saw one in the USA Paraguay game and I saw one in
in this game. Those are the only two games I've seen somebody get a booking for a yellow.
So like, is it a rule? Is it not a rule? Why are we not enforcing it? I decided to understand,
bro. Bro, I'm telling you, man, the biggest problem with football and the downfall of
this sport and what it always has been is there's too much gray area and rules and there's
too much perception. Like, oh, this could be perceived as this. The rules are glorious
fucking football. That's the biggest problem with the sport, bro.
It's only Argentina, bro. You're trying to tell me you think Argentina is the only team ever that's ever had bad calls?
this game. Chad, the ref in the Croatia-Portugal game was terrible. That guy ripped a goal
from Croatia in the 93rd minute, which was their equalizer because the ball hit somebody's
hair follicle. Like, bro, football's gone, bro.
You got Messi, the late football, Gonzalez is on the chase here, but...
Football's gone, bro. Listen, man, if you can start using hair follicles to retract goals
from people, the football's gone, bro. The glory days are over.
Hey, bro, we grew up in the glory days. If you're in your 20s, 19s, 18s, you watched
Barça vs. Madrid, prime Messi, prime Ronaldo. It's never going to get back to that point,
VAR is going to run this sport into the fucking ground, and the officiating is going to run
this sport into the fucking ground, man.
That's the cold hard truth of the shit.
The fact that Croatia's goal was taken from them because it hit somebody's hair follicle
is just stupid.
got sent off the US defendant for 30 minutes a player down and actually scored a goal to go up to
zero so it's not impossible but no means is this game over but the task is very steep and very difficult
for Switzerland now. Also like there's instances of good VAR and terrible VAR. Do you guys remember
Harry Kane's goal or no Mexico's goal against England when Harry Kane was kicking the ball
and then the Mexico player intentionally put his foot in front of Harry,
and then Harry hit his leg and then it turned into a pen for Mexico.
Like, that's an example of bad VAR.
Coach, you grew up in the same neighborhood, 200 meters down the road, from, uh, towards the Federer.
I like how as soon as the United States is hosting matches,
everything is being labeled as rigged, and VAR this, VAR that.
you're wrong in the 2022 World Cup everybody said that World Cup was
rigged. Wrong. Literally just an incorrect statement.
Fifteen goals for Chelsea this past season.
Even though they languished in the middle of the table in the end.
Come on, Messi.
Come on, Messi.
Come on, Messi.
You need us again. He's a player with an eye to goal, all right?
And, uh, De Paul,
from the forward you're going through, he's rocked.
Come on, Messi.
Come on, Messi.
There he is.
Messi has the ball.
Messy
Yeah, it's a new stress yet
Wait wait Argentina
Is
I don't know what to do with it.
Give it to Messi, bro, please.
There it is.
Messi wants the 1-2.
That's his area around the edge of the box.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Give me more men.
Eight goals already.
And this work, yeah, Messi.
Eight in five games.
Messi has eight goals. Holy shit, bro.
That's fucking insane.
Shackle around the corner.
And go in a one-on-one with Romero.
What a performance.
from down in Dory, that raised the eyebrows of one of Jim
Mockinham's forest fans who. Come on, Messi. He's on right
wing. The best of them. Well, I don't need any Jamiro's
anyway. Messi's on right wing. The response from Switzerland
has been to go to a back five. Rodriguez is tucked in as a
left center back. So now is a left wing back. You see there.
Come on, Messi. The same three through the middle. Come on,
Messi. Up top by himself and he has a really important role.
Not only defensively but he needs to help them relieve the
pressure anytime the ball goes in you need to draw fouls hold the ball try to
relieve pressure for even a few minutes at a time can really help them get over
the finish line
oh messy messy and here's the opportunity in the fantastic side
Kerber was out very very quickly messy but the flag was up he looks
Suspiciously outside. So close
So close
He's on
Very interesting have that gone in in the end. This is so good from poobal. He's almost he was on
He was on to go down chat. He was on lies is
messy
As a trick up his sleeve and stands tall to make the same time Martinez is coming in
Me, please, please, Martinez please do something for what?
He's coming on as well.
No, he was on, he was on.
VAR would have ruled that on.
He was on.
19 remaining.
Chad, 5 minutes still 90 man.
Come on guys, come on.
Messi needs your powers.
Everybody just type, Messi, Messi.
Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi while thrusting the air, do it now.
Messi, Messi, Messi.
He needs y'all's powers, bro.
Don't type PEPSEY, what the fuck?
Come on, bro.
Nine goals for Messi if he scores here.
Nine goals for Messi if he scores here, come on.
Dude, I can't watch pens right now.
That's too intense bro. I can't watch fans. Come on Messi. I'm not gonna lie. Every Argentina
game is cinema. Like I don't even want to say every game they play is cinema. Cabo Verde,
cinema, Egypt, cinema, Switzerland. It's cinema right now. Every game they play is cinema.
They have fucking blood on it.
Okay, let's look at this logically.
There's four minutes until the 90 minute mark.
There's probably going to be five or six minutes of stoppage time.
Notice how it's past six and seven.
So it's going to go to the 96 minute.
What's going to block 30 minutes of extra time?
It could turn into pens here.
case scenario messy scores right now I pull my wiener out and do a helicopter
if you know you know if you're under the age of 18 don't look up what a
helicopter penises oh no oh no oh no oh no shit pass
I think somebody's at my door.
You can't continue it again with your Sandra Martinez.
His command is broken to the team at the last World Cup,
but from a really important player, Calister.
Give it to Messi, give it to Messi, bro, please.
Give it to Messi.
Give it to Messi, give it to, yes, yes, yes.
And Switzerland were wise for the move.
Very, very tough.
And with 10 players.
Give it to Messi, bro, please.
As good as this.
Give it to Messi, please, please.
Please give it to Messi.
Tough for Switzerland.
It's a ruthless business here.
Now that Argentina are engaged in...
Give it to Messi!
...Made as...
...I mean, into a Fernandez.
OH!
LATARRO!
NOOOO!
Bro!
Messi might...
No, no, I'm not even gonna say it. They got it, they got it.
Bro, extra time is good for Argentina.
Keep it in, keep it in, keep it in!
What?!
there. Bro, that was in play. And ultimately, it looks like it. Yeah. That hit off a Swiss player.
Hit off a Swiss player. Ultimately, a goal kick is given. Check that hit off a Swiss player.
Here.
Close run thing.
Mr. Whitmery is on for a second goal there.
Later on, James Corden and his crew
will be on the Fox tonight, another night
you're out with the enough draft team.
It's on Fox after the local news.
God, it's about to be the 90th minute, bro.
Messi's got to score quick.
Please, Messi, please.
Please, bro.
Oh, he's got the ball.
Messi's got the ball.
He's messy.
Oh!
You're sample of Martinez.
Come on.
He's the hands of the landers.
Come on, whip it into Messi.
Keep ball from Argentina, where can they take it?
Whip it into him.
Now put on Martinez.
Nine minutes of added time, Jesus.
give it to Messi guys. Nine
minutes of having time. Oh,
taking towards corner. That's
all my team is. Corner kick
Argentina here. Looking to
corner corner corner corner
corner corner corner corner
corner corner corner corner
corner corner corner. Chad,
this could be big. This could
be good. This last left side
of the field for Argentina.
this left side as they take another corner now. Take them quickly.
Give it some messy bro, he's right there. Yes, yes, messy.
Give it back to messy. Ah. Alvarez.
Give it some messy again, he's right there.
go. Messi, Messi, Messi.
Messi, dropped his shoulder in front of him in the room.
That was that close to winning it for Argentina.
Right foot, by the way.
Oh, my god.
Right foot, by the way.
As it comes to Messi, this time he cuts onto his right foot.
He chopped him.
Google could see that.
He chopped him.
Oh, my god.
Chetty chopped two defenders.
blocked in front by Bidmer and he knew nothing about it was good try messy good
try spin wide at the far post chat everybody say good try messy good
about the goalkeeper dude that was a good try bro great try daddy from
that is if messy had done again while Messi's been doing the whole tournament
give it to Messi again
Give it to Messi again, please bro, please!
Attack after attack now!
Gonzalez!
Give it to him now!
What the fuck are you doing?
Cosmetic!
Bro, we might have extra time chat.
Bro, every Argentina game is just like a sweat fest!
9 minutes is crazy. Yeah, I don't know about 9 minutes of stoppage. I mean there was a
gold and a red card I guess. 9 minutes of stoppage is a lot though.
Looks like getting back in the game. They've done that and a little bit more as well, but then
The uh, two yellows equals a red
The Braille and Bolo, which of course is tilted the tie again
Come on, Messi's got the ball
We now have Perez
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Alvarez? Alvarez?
Messi.
time enough it's in again let's see
bro every dude every time he touches the ball I just get a hard cock my cock
skits so hard every time he touches the ball oh my god please just score he's so
smooth on the ball but these Swiss fans
Come on, Messi, please, please score.
Chad, I'm going to channel all of my penis fibers
to Messi right now.
Messi, you will score.
Messi, you will score.
Or you could assist too.
That's fine.
You're going to do something.
You're going to get a goal or an assist to the next fiber
to Messi.
Chad, I just channeled my cock to Messi's brain.
And he'll slide into that back three slash.
Wait, Messi has the ball.
Oh!
You might have worked with him straight away.
And that's what you're going to have to do.
That would have been cinema play.
Their first staging post is to get to the end
of this nine minutes of added time,
then have another think about how they're gonna go
about things in extra time.
Guys, I just-
The penalty shoots out right now with you.
Bro, guys, here's the thing, bro.
30 minutes of extra time,
if there's no goal in the next four minutes,
I believe extra time favorites Argentina because it's 11 v 10 now pens is anybody's game
pens is anybody's game
12 v 10 with the ref
using the full width of the pitch Gonzales one side
Montiel on the other
Wait, Alvarez?
Alvarez
Sanctuary Martinez
Give it to Messi bro
Give it to Messi
Missed it again, drop of the shoulder, the familiar diagonal run, the change of pace.
Alvarez!
Alvarez.
Brother parking the bus hard.
Alvarez!
Alvarez towards the back post.
Switzerland, bosses in the air that time.
Nothing is coming easy for Argentina in the knockout rounds of this World Cup address. Come on
Messi is again messy messy
I think this for now
Okay, never break down. But the old song every time he gets the ball
That would be true of defenders all over the world in the last 20-odd years.
He's taken up that little right half-space where he can cut in on his left and serve the ball.
That time he puts it on his right, kicks it across the goal-mouth.
Come on!
And earns their next corner kick.
It's the big corner.
He's going to come assist, jump in the golden boot race to die.
From a corner kick early on.
They're so close! Fuck!
Rose, they're so fucking close!
They're so close, Chad! Oh my god!
Messy again.
Messy again.
No.
Well, he won it back. He won it back.
He's so close!
He's so close!
He's so close!
and so Fernandez on that side.
20 seconds left. Maximum
concentration needed bro. Wait,
wait, last chance. Last chance.
Keeps coming back.
Offside!
Guys, that's it!
It's going to extra time.
Oh my god.
Pfft.
Bro, both games went to extra time today.
Bro, why is every, like, Argentina game, the most stressful shit ever?
going to his left. He's got a plant well back down to his right. Excellent.
Well, we're checking with jewels break out to the commercial with Chicharito and
pay to Schmeichel use another dramatic game here and the World Cup one one
bro. Alright, chat extra time. Switcher lives down a man. I think Argentina still
this but it's not gonna be easy bro like it it's not gonna be easy I think
Switzerland's game plan now since they're down a man is basically just
gonna be to park the bus completely for 30 minutes and take it to pens we can't
have that happen we need messy to score a goal bro we need messy to score a goal
bro
Bro chat, you know what's crazy though?
It's not that no taper fade.
No, sorry.
What's actually crazy is like, dude, Argentina beat Algeria 3-0, Austria like 2-0.
Who else did they beat chat in groups?
Who else did they beat?
Algeria Austria who else Jordan bro they beat Algeria 3-0 I don't know bro like
the knockout stages have been have been tough bro the knockout stages have been
tough for Messi, dude. It's okay. I mean, like think about it like this, right? We all know
Messi is going to score an extra time. It's literally only a matter of time. He's going
to score an extra time. Um, and yeah, he'll be on his way to 70s, bro. I'm not even that
tweaking. I don't know why I'm like tweaking out about it. At the end of the day, bro,
Switzerland's playing good football.
Switzerland's playing good football.
It's all good, bro.
Switzerland's playing good football,
but at the end of the day, man,
at the end of the day, I think Messi's got this.
I think Messi's got this, bro, dead ass.
Where we are heading to extra time,
it is one all between Argentina and Switzerland.
Xavier Hernandez and Peter Schmeichel alongside me, Jules Cicciarrito in the stadium.
Let's take a look at how we have got to extra time guys because this game is now one or nothing to separate the sides.
Yeah, definitely. We start with the Kalister Gold, three kick another assist of Leo Messi.
Very bad marking from Switzerland. I mentioned it before as well.
Leo Messi.
He broke the second post and great start for Argentina.
And I said in Halftime, get in the ball, he gets it here and my player to Watford,
Ripley passes it in to him and then it's one all of a sudden.
Yeah, and then this situation that changed completely, the game, you know.
We see here that maybe Paredes foul Embolo and then he's going to get pulled.
Situation happened and then the, yeah, we can see here that he was a complete diving.
I don't know why it was very weird that Embolo did that on my regular met.
He needs to take out the Jellocard, give him two Embolo, second Jellocard and then he's out.
and goes up down to Tim and you need your big players to stay big and my god.
Which at that was one of the most disgusting flops I've ever seen.
I didn't even see it like until that like replay there on that angle.
Bro, he intentionally dove into the guy's leg to try to get a foul.
Alright, that actually was pretty disgusting.
He literally intentionally dove into the guy's leg to try to get a card.
That's what that's not supposed to be.
Chad, I almost fell for the propaganda I can't.
Yeah, I mean, I guess you should say like
blatant flops or yellows because that was a blatant flop.
Thank you very much indeed. How does Switzerland cope with another?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie like I almost fell for the propaganda of people saying that I was rigged.
Bro, I didn't even see it until that angle. The Swiss player literally intentionally dove into his leg.
Like that's just a Scott. Why are you playing football like that, bro? He's literally trying to get somebody booked suggesting a gold might be imminent
I almost felt with the chat remember you guys cannot fall for propaganda, bro
You got to remember chat bro all this propaganda and shit it comes from
I'm gonna be honest, bro. We know what it comes from all this propaganda. Look man. It's all I'm gonna say on that
But I almost I almost fell for the propaganda, bro
That was a blatant dive.
It's four o'clock in the morning.
Bro, it's not even the truth.
Chat, you guys think somebody that flops intentionally, like intentionally dives and
try to get somebody booked?
For no reason.
Like not like he feels contact, just intentionally dives.
You don't think you should get a yellow for that?
Really?
You are just schizophrenic, bro.
He's trying to pull that Swiss defense out of shape.
Unless he only needs a half a yard.
That's kind of dangerous to him.
Oh my God! The score!
From Gonzalez.
But yeah, it's clearly not even rigged though because the ref was literally originally going
to give the Argentinian player the yellow because the flop was that good.
But then VAR was like, hold up, this motherfucker just flopped.
quarter-kish messy quarter-kish short corner
Come on, come on give it to messy
I
Messy top 10 player I disagree bro. I think Messi's top one
Dude don't even take my word for it. Take killing an imbappe's word for it. Take Erling Holland's word for it, bro
In in Bob a said Messi's the best player in the world right now at the World Cup
Holland said Messi's the best player in the world
bro take dude take their word for it bro
crafty player for example nothing
not one of those players who struggled to make an impact over the past season
at Athletica but trusted by Scallowney
selected for this elite squad
come on ha 30 minutes about at times lock in dude
whoo whoo one two really what bro she has so much pressure right now fresh
prayer legs yeah he's got all the energy and a clever little one two here and the
Man just hits it into the ground, doesn't get full purchase on it.
Inbopay the greatest World Cup player of all time.
I think we should wait on any of these statements until after this World Cup because we don't
know what's going to happen in the finals and semi-finals.
We should probably wait on all these statements.
Because I have a feeling Messi is going to dick Inbopay down on some ganks this shit
in the finals.
you know now. Gonzales, another has taken up a kind of inside left position. Here he is
on the ball now. With Gonzales to his outside. Here is Gonzales. He's trying to
Bro, Messi's wide open. Give it to him.
Messi's wide open.
So much like a training ground.
Uh, game here, isn't it now?
Messi's open. Give it to him.
What are you doing?
Give it to him.
What the fuck?
They're really trying to exploit those little half spaces.
Almada on the left, Messi on the right side here.
It pulls apart that-
Messi, Messi, Messi!
...of the Swiss midfield, and it makes it really hard to defend.
Almada twisting, turning.
Almost to the probing coming through that area,
just at the moment, a red wall in front.
I'm not a big fan of the game.
Switzerland holding on for dear life.
Messi.
Messi.
Oh!
Please! Oh my God, the score!
Argentina wanted in the end with a goal from the much missed
and El Di Maria.
I thought that was a goal too. Oh my god, I thought it was a goal. It looked like it was buried
Oh my god, and it sounded like a goal. Dude, I thought that was a goal. Oh my god. Guys, I thought that was a goal. Dead ass.
Oh
Bro they have to score in the next 20 minutes chat cannot hint it up for the next 20 minutes
A monster Amado coming on and killing that left half space.
He's Amduni.
Well won, great challenge.
Counter, counter, counter, counter!
Counter!
Woohoo!
Lettaro Martinez losing another 50-50.
Baaalright!
Look bro.
Best chance Argentina has a scoring is if Switzerland tries to score and then they just counter, deadass, I'm not even kidding.
And these little moments are so important for Switzerland, this time it's Croy there, gets the wrong...
Let's manifest a penalty shootout where Messi misses the deciding pen.
Yo Ryan, that's deadass just hatred, bro, I'm not even kidding.
Bro, you can prefer Ronaldo, but that's deadass just hatred. You genuinely just hate him, bro.
And guess what bro, Messi's never done anything to you bro, and Messi's a amazing human
So you just hate him bro, you just hate him
That's pure hatred
That's hatred, bro
Still not happy with the officials, Switzerland. I think they got a raw deal
For later on
I think he's going to be
back to the defensive post to
Switzerland. Yeah, I think he
calls a foul here. Yeah, against
the Kanji as Martinez appears it.
Oh, what a ball. Let's auto
please. All right.
From the four years ago, we were talking at the end of the world that final world, it's the last year.
Okay, there you go, chat. Two Argentinian players just got yellow cards. Is it still rigged, bro?
Is it still rigged, bro?
Look what he's done here.
Wake up and smell the coffee, bro. None of this shit's rigged.
Most logic, isn't it?
Well, it also begs the question that at least one game being played in the 2030 World Cup in Argentina.
You wake up! I'm awake! Don't you dare! I'm awake!
Mr. Robert explained the World Cup to you as simply and as efficiently as possible.
There is a large group of CR7 fans who are upset that CR7 lost to Spain
and that Messi might win back-to-back World Cups
because then the go-to may be able to obviously be completely over at that point
and it'll just be delusional CR7 fans.
So, the way they're coping with all of this is by basically saying the World Cup's rigged,
it's the same way they said the last World Cup was rigged.
Don't feed into the propaganda, bro, all right?
Don't feed into the propaganda, please.
Move on, place it inside, you shawty.
And then you shut up.
Bumble!
Lock in, come on, James take it back.
Get to the go.
Don't get into the propaganda.
Messy always got your back, bro.
Always got your back.
Since I was eight years old, dude.
I'm not making you not one in the World Cup.
And in that memorable game, four years ago against France, on a penalty shootout.
Switch is on. Look at Messi on the switch. Look at Messi on the switch, please.
Ho, ho, ho, they did it, they did it.
Messi.
The first time it's ever happened, the same players missed two penalties at a World Cup.
I think it's a safe bet that will be taken when it comes to it.
You bet your ass he's taken a pen.
You bet your ass he is.
He's be captained now.
Be captained, take pen.
It's Monty Allen for Argentina.
Patty the baddie won in 50 seconds.
50 seconds.
Perry Pimbley wanna fight in 52 seconds.
How the fuck do you wanna fight in 50 seconds?
What did he do?
I cut his ass.
Wait a minute.
Submission?
He choked the guy out in 50 seconds.
Romero.
Oh, this looks good. This looks good. Wait. This looks bad.
but it was all effectively broken up by media.
Come on Argentina, give it to Messi.
Argentina is rising tension in Kansas City.
You should be a few cheap nails before the night's through here.
Messi, Messi, Raph, Raph!
And he gets the decision as well.
Are you okay Messi?
Initially Pinata had ruled it damaged.
Initially, Pinata had ruled advantage.
Messi, are you OK?
I think.
He's OK.
The reluctance to then foul.
Free kick for Messi.
That was his ball.
Oh, wrap!
Raph!
He's not even hitting the ball.
Sort of forced him to hit the ball.
He didn't even hit the ball.
To call the foul.
Chad, Messi, free kick, lock in.
I'm going to be just a lucky collision, didn't I?
Messy free kick 25 yards messy free kick. This is his range
This is his range
Come on messy, this is your range bro, you can do in this for 25 years messy
Actually, no, you've been doing this 39 years come on messy. This is your range. This is your range
This is your range. This is your range.
Get up! Get up! I'm flopping!
We got no time!
Keep it to messy. Look at messy, look at messy, look at messy.
Look at messy, look at messy!
Nice, my counselor.
come on come on just keep giving it to messy bro please
I'm going to kick it out of it, but we're going to carry on with the attack.
Needs master know that.
Oh, Tadia Fico's injured.
The Callister.
Tadia Fico's injured.
You see why? The Callister has overhitted that.
Twisting from breathe again.
I'm not sure. Oh, who is that?
It's not even Tonya Fico. You
can see why he's Nico Gonzalez.
She came off. He's hurt.
Actually, that's a painful one.
Oh, he's hurt. He's hurt.
So they saw the sub.
Gonzalez over there.
They saw the sub.
to me only
whose son is yet to see in the action tonight you get places are right wing up
he's wearing an Argentinian
yeah who plays for uvee who plays for uvee
oh no no no
oh shari
who plays for uvee
done by a ticket
ha ha ha ha
Gonzales
Come on, Messi. Come on, Messi.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Did that tickle? Come on, let's go up with the head up.
Fuck! Fuck!
I'm happy to just suck that out of play.
What the fuck is happening? What is happening?
They have to fucking score!
Switzerland can get through this next 30 seconds. That's half the job done in this extra time wait
Whip it in she's to cross the game. They get it out wait good first time December
Shepard got the block in it's coming back Gonzalez corner Argentina the tightening the screw
Come on this needs to this needs to be a goal
Messi, I want you to deliver the most beautiful cross the world has ever seen right now, Messi.
Deliver the most beautiful cross ever!
Alright, I'm starting to- I'd be lying if I said I wasn't stressed, bro.
Yo, what the fuck is happening?
How the fuck is Switzerland still in this game?
What the fuck is happening, bro?
I just ate a Cajun fry and it's cold.
It's been out there for like three hours.
How the fuck is Switzerland still in this game?
How? How?
As they did against Colombia, you know they need to defend and then now we see Argentina
You're not playing completely in the half of Switzerland trying to get a go
Yeah, as much as we've talked about Messi in the pregame after the old day of the week all tournament
Today, he's very very quiet. Shut the Argentina needs and more
What really well playing defense we've traded so many chances, what are you saying?
He's created so many scenes!
Chicharrito! Chicharrito!
Let's go, Ciccerito!
Colombia I should say. Did that make a difference? Having one so recently?
I mean if you go down to 10 minutes obviously the whole game plan changes. So I would say that the manager and the players now think that is their chance.
Can they hold off another 15 minutes? Yeah maybe, maybe. I mean they have a chance obviously but we need to wait to see with the second extra time half and see how it goes.
And we were just watching that Switzerland huddle there on the pitch, those final words
of encouragement, those final words of motivation as they try and take this to a penalty shootout
against the world champions Argentina for the second half of extra time.
Ian Dart, Landon Donovan, over to you guys.
Thanks a lot, Jules.
And here's another problem for Switzerland.
N19s has saved eight out of 18 penalties in shootouts.
was another one that sure many of France miss.
So only half of the penalty is fixed.
They've caught in the back of the neck.
So even if they get to the penalty shootout
and they've got two of the guys who score with penalties
against Clopper, Jack, and Anduini, it's in the-
Did y'all hear what Chicharrito football legend just said?
He said, pens are 50-50, it's all luck.
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
Bro, when people jump on Messi's back about, oh, he missed two pens, it's all luck, bro.
If you think pens matter, you're 12 years old, bro.
Pull the thumb out of your ass.
Now this world cup is normal time.
How are pens luck?
Because if the keeper guesses correctly, it's saved.
If the keeper guesses wrong, you score.
You can go middle, right, or left.
As long as you get it on target with power, you did your job.
It was the 2010, you know, I've done the Diego Maradona.
It's actually an interesting substitution.
Ronald Messi, Ronald Messi!
Maybe I'm set pieces and pushing up to Wendy forward, maybe.
Look, guys, I'm not saying that pens take zero steel.
Obviously, pens take a lot of technique.
There's some people that are better at pens than others.
I'm saying is don't judge a player for his pants. All right, that just makes you 12 years old
I've been nick of the prime lock in
to score. Argentina has 14
minutes around there to score.
Come on Argentina.
Just across and you needed to
touch. It's a great free kick
the good hit the jackpot for them look at messy on the right way messy running I
never see him run really dangerous
come on up for Tida messy messy messy messy messy
down duty injured most of the season at Burnley only played four games in the
Premier League once it back here please don't concede please don't concede
please God don't concede
That's no trouble, Martinez.
Alvarez.
Top scorer in Serie A.
Nessie.
For Inter.
With a double win this, in Italy.
Nessie.
And they've done a pretty good job in keeping him fairly quiet, eh?
Say, fairly, up to now, anyway.
He's saying that because he knows Messi is about to score, watch.
He's saying that because he knows Messi is about to score.
Once again, Messi!
Messi!
Messi!
I thought he was going to let the shot go and mired it right across the face of goal.
Macarthur.
I can't see the area and again, the work is good.
Bro the shit might go to pants!
Fuck!
That one.
Fuck!
Oh, I can't watch pens. I can't watch pens. I can't.
I can't watch pens. No, no, no, no, no, I cannot watch pens. I'm gonna have a fucking panic attack.
Intervention in the end by Latar Martinez. That is so difficult when you're facing your own goal.
I can't watch pens. I can't, I can't, I can't.
It's in the interest of a way from LA Comad. We come forward from the back.
Dude, we're gonna have pens in about 10 minutes, yo.
if Argentina is the sport. Come on Messi. Come on baby.
If a lot of people looked at this game, it would be tough, but Argentina will probably get the job done, one or two nil, that kind of thing.
And it did look that way for a fair bit of the evening here.
But it's like so many of the stories of this world have been turned into something a little different.
It's just never been easy for this Argentinian squad and can't they find the late winner
yet again?
Messi!
F**K MAN!
F**K!
F**K!
Bro!
What is happening?
F**K!
Bro!
What is happening?
F**K!
Bro!
What is happening?
F**K!
Bro!
What is happening?
F**K!
such an ace for them for a long time and Fabian shared too.
So there's been a-
If I watched Panzer I'm gonna have a panic attack, bro.
From Berak Yakin, and largely,
that we've heard you'd have to say,
he's working for them.
Because here they are,
in the latest stages of the World Cup.
There's a lot of money into the youth development.
Signed up the game there,
And the other players were playing Europe's top five leagues.
Listen to the crowd! Listen to the crowd!
No, Argentina!
Supporters try to lift Betim over the line.
Messi. Messi.
Messi!
Still Messi!
And curled out you kind of where that was arriving. It was well struck
Wait
Alvarez
GOAL!
BOB!
BOB!
BOB!
BOB!
This is gonna win the BOB! GOAL!
BOB!
BOB!
BOB!
Just sensational.
William Alvarez...
Unstuffable to break the hearts of Switzerland.
Ladies and gentlemen, two to one Argentina over Switzerland as of 20 seconds ago.
Messi's going to the World Cup, bro. It's happening right before our eyes.
Wake up and smell the espresso. Messy with it a world cup.
We've done absolutely nothing wrong. No chance.
People are typing rigged.
Bro, just get out. Get out. You can leave, bro.
What are you, five? Come on, just get out, bro.
I'm not gonna sit here and explain how rules work or yellow cards. Just get out.
What are you for somebody get this dude a pacifier rigged? What are you a fucking toddler, bro?
Yeah, like it's actually like I'm like talking to a little baby right now. What are you a toddler?
Instead of saying rigged
How about we appreciate what alvarez just did?
That was upper 90 and it curved
If that doesn't make you want to pull out your dick and start stroking it, there's something wrong with you.
Rigged, rigged, rigged. I'm a messy hater. Rigged, rigged, rigged.
Look, bro. You know the Squidward picture where he's like crazy in a straight jacket? That's you, bro.
Get out! Get out! Get out of my stream!
Don't call me! Don't come by my house! We're done!
Where's my man?
Wait bro, this is how you sound right now! Alright, this is how you sound!
Rigged! Rigged! The World Cup is rigged! Oh my god! Rigged!
Yo bro, just say message the goat and move on with your day, please.
But you sound like a crazy ass little kid, bro.
It comes up with 67th cap, and you know what the breed is.
You sound like a psycho, bro.
You need help.
Anyhow, anyway.
Bro, I'm not even kidding, messy is going to cost like a disease, bro.
It's going to be called like messy, uh, messy itis.
All of these people that have been hate watching messy for the last like 30 fucking nine years
are going to literally be like Squidward with the straight jacket on.
Like bro, didn't he set up a hospital for you?
And the thoughts will turn to Argentina, the England, 66.25 of Jeff Hirst's winner, and
Antonio Rathig has lost his life today, it was something that aged 84 cent on in that
VALVOR!
VALVOR!
VALVOR!
VALVOR!
98 when David Beckham was some talk and this glorious girl scored.
Yes, bro. It's going to be called messy derangement syndrome.
It's going to be a whole out fun the hospital, bro. I'll have an ownership of it.
It's called a messy derangement syndrome. Are you a victim of the messy hate watch for 39 years?
Do you sit on your keyboard and spam rigged all day with your CR7 poster behind you?
You might have be suffering from messy itis bro messy might have literally put
you into schizophrenia
RIGGED! RIGGED! RIGGED!
The World Cup is RIGGED! Yo bro hey get out bro get out get get out
Get out! Get out, bro!
You need to leave!
And 4-0 to do this in pretty unfortunate circumstances, down to 10 players, he'll feel hard done by,
the Swiss nation will feel hard done by.
A. Bro. about four minutes left of the game y'all.
You're lucky I ain't on that field.
Bro what the fuck are you gonna do y'all?
You're gonna play in Switzerland and score a hat-trick?
So well every way in
Chat oh my god
Special moment has changed everything and they seemingly just always find a way to win
Stand by for a huge huge debate dude Alvarez screamer second yellow
That's Switzerland, the time limit was probably on top in the game, good to tell.
One of the last chances I have, Salvo has a going away in the end.
Not quite there, 119th, 120th.
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
Messi!
Messi!
Messi!
Messi!
Messi!
Almost, almost.
Oh, okay.
just fine taking eternity with the corner because you're not allowed to take an eternity anymore are you?
No but these people beat them.
Nice you beat a team of farmers losing verse England next by the way ha ha look
bro Algeria's bad apparently Austria's bad apparently Jordan's bad
Cabo Verde's bad
Egypt is bad, Switzerland's bad. Look, bro. Hey, you gotta win the games. He wins the games
You gotta win the games. He wins the games, bro
He wins the games
Messi has no control over who he plays all he can control is if he wins and he hasn't lost yet
suck on these unshaved testicles my boy oh wait I did shave them
to the semi-finals of the world cup yet again a reminder they've never lost these six semi-finals in world cup history
and that's it that's it chat
Argentina is making it to the semis bro
Still we play on, one last swiss attack, repel...
That's it! Finito!
He's gonna get across him. He does get across him.
Gitman can't quite reach it.
Four minutes!
VAS! VAS!
The storyline doesn't begin to tell the story of this game.
Four minutes!
On 15 minutes, stop it!
Let's go.
Metsy!
Metsy!
Casting Metsy!
Casting!
Metsy!
He's going to try and fight.
Metsy's going to try and score himself.
Gatero Martinez!
Three-line Argentina!
K.
Metsy!
Poblin!
Poblin!
Poblin!
Poblin!
Poblin!
She right!
Poblin!
Poblin!
Poblin!
Poblin!
Poblin!
Poblin!
It's over bro. Argentina versus England. Locked.
Messi's gonna whoop that ass England. England you better be fucking ready man.
You better be fuckin' ready.
Make an extra big pot of tea on the 15th.
Messi's gonna whoop that ass.
Finish tough, Switzerland.
Switzerland have no choice but to throw caution to the win.
I thought the chance got away from Almata a little bit.
Google has to be smart here.
Unfortunately for Switzerland, falls right to the feet of that man.
He's not gonna miss with an open net from there.
3-1 Argentina, next up England, what it means is that the top four in the FIFA rankings
for the first time ever will be the four 75-list, two glorious games to look forward to, celebrate
with the fans. Play the song bro, play the song, play the song bro.
Argentina, Argentina, las calonetas ya llego!
Martínez, Molina, Romero, Feneci, Taliafico, Macalister, Paredes, Fernandez, Alvarez,
They did it bro hey back into the semis man it's over guys I'm telling you bro gg's
this shit is over bro Messi's winning the semifinals and winning the finals
Lock this shit
This is one of the world cup, bro
This is one of the world cup
This is one of the world cup
The extraordinary run, it goes on
12 games unbeaten
It's not that great
The mod has been good since it came on
For kind of the extra time period
Connor lost, was he already lost?
Connor got injured?
He tore his knee.
Connor already, wait, wait, wait, Connor already got injured.
He blew his knee open.
Bro, I thought y'all said he was fighting like five minutes ago.
Blue his knee open. Oh my god the game ended.
Semifinals stages set bro. France versus Spain on the 14th. Cinema. England versus
Argentina on the 15th cinema
It is time, bro. It is fucking time, dude
It is time man
Chat bro, I'ma head off bro
Listen man, when you guys see my stream tomorrow
It's gonna be early chat peak little Airbnb stream pretty last minute on the last minute set it up chat
Tomorrow when y'all see me I'm gonna be in Dallas competing in the fortnight program
I'm gonna leave you with this word, bro.
I'm not gonna get farmed. I'm not gonna die to fucking Peterbot 20 times like everybody thinks.
I'm gonna win this tournament, and it's gonna go down
as the greatest most unexpected gaming performance ever.
Pollo, if you see this message,
Geech,
or what in the shit Pollo,
Check, peace out, stay real, one love, in the case I don't see you.