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Hey, weird music.
If, let's do the rules.
I'm allowed to smile and I'm allowed to laugh at chat.
If I laugh at something that chat says,
that's totally allowed.
If I laugh at a video you send in, you win 100 bucks.
We're gonna keep going until probably maybe five
or 10 left.
The thing is, I'm a stone wall.
I'm not gonna laugh.
So chat, y'all try to make me laugh, send in your media shares.
Remember the rules.
I'm allowed to smile.
I'm allowed to laugh at something I said, and I'm allowed to laugh at
something I've been in the chat.
If I laugh at the video, the person that gets a laugh gets a hundred bucks.
Child, let's go lock in.
How's that the mickey?
How's that the mickey?
Hi, guys, we're ready to spark it.
The rules I understood.
If I laugh, chat, one more time I'm going to say this, if I laugh, I lose, it's your guys' videos.
We've done try not to laugh in the past, it's just NPC compilations of like a dog slipping on a pool.
It's NPC compilations. These are y'all videos. I want to see if you guys have good humor or not.
If you make me laugh, you get a hundred bucks paid out immediately.
I remember I'm allowed to smile and I'm allowed to laugh at things in the chat
I'm not gonna laugh at myself guys guys. I'm not gonna laugh at myself. I
Would never laugh at myself guys one thing out there to stand bro is I know that I know the mean like
That was not allowed by me! That was a vape cough!
Wait, no, I don't- Woah! Woah! I don't vape! That was not allowed!
In the afternoon, and 40th of the campaign, was perhaps the scruffiest gulp Ronaldo has ever scored.
And when Hargreaves crossed the fact that he had the power to enter the net...
That's gotta be AI!
Of course, the K-Discord...
I have not laughed yet!
Ronaldo has to be able to find the net by means necessary.
That's a vape cough!
I'm not a vape, you're not a vape carpets.
Well those polos, when you put your big fat belly on her back while you bang her doggy.
Okay, low slips could make me laugh.
I'm not gonna lie.
Low slips could make me laugh.
I'm gonna be honest.
Haven't laughed yet though.
No one has won yet.
Chat remember bro, send in the Krem de la Krem.
Like do y'all have good humor? I don't know. We're gonna find out today. I've explained the rules 20 times
I'm allowed to laugh at the chat. I'm allowed to smile. I can't laugh at the video
If I do you win a hundred bucks
Cuz baby have us next to the door what happened
Lemakie rules it's not to the Mickey rules. It's a vape cough
Oh
Guys, it's I don't
Hey you guys
I'm going to play the list of top 5 skariest jumpscares
Number 5
Cod jumpscare
Number 4
Lopster jumpscare
What is this guys?
Have a laugh bro this guy
Yo yo yo chat have a laugh
But that guy has the strongest accent
of all time. Guys, haven't laughed yet! Somebody make me laugh! Come on! High-fives, um, can you do the clips quicker?
On a tree shakes another one, and then the bison slams into that man with brutal force, throwing his feet into the air.
It was like watching a bulldozer move out at 45 miles an hour.
I did not laugh, but this is such bad RNG.
How are you this unlucky?
I didn't laugh.
I didn't laugh.
I didn't laugh.
I have to verbally?
The doctor said he probably could, would recover, but it's gonna be a long recovery.
The man's family telling NBC News he underwent surgery and remains at the hospital.
He gots this.
He was hospitalized!
I'm so sorry, sir!
But that's just real, it's hard to not laugh.
Bro, it's literally ramen.
What is so exciting about ramen?
It's not that exciting bro!
Courage AD brings up the stuff, it's a new tour, false, true, true,
Nikkei 30
100% true, your honor.
Make him stop.
Funkmaster is an example of funk, I am not clicking that link.
Actually, okay, okay, cause it's not my streaming PC.
Alright, let's see guys.
What I need you to do is tag three big dickass niggas.
Okay, I'm just gonna...
This is gonna be hard. This is gonna be hard. Okay. Yo, I've seen that clip.
Can't believe you have to understand about me is I have brain rot.
Down here.
You'll end this.
We'll take the long way.
This did not happen. This is the editing it. This did not.
the rise of Riz Walker. Hi, guys! Chat's in! Make video a little bit bigger!
They ain't gonna, they ain't gonna tear!
What do you refer to, Tim?
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, Tim!
Why in the world would they like Firewall? Oh my God!
Pam, Pam, Pam!
The twirling of the tongues?
It's interesting how I have a pierced ear.
Wait a minute, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Hey, the Terry guy, that's the only guy I've liked that.
Broke it. Why would you like fireworks off next to an old man in a wheelchair?
I got it.
I got it, guys.
Oh, my God.
What? What's this one? What's this clip?
It's Charlie Debris.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Are you like, are you like, a lot of things like...
Wait, so it's just on spectators, Lo?
I'm just kidding. I don't know, but like, why are you in the ninjas' skin?
Lo's. Lo's, get our new card, get our reboot.
Like, what are you doing?
Why's he e-bo-ing?
Lo's, why did you spawn so many POIs with me?
Lo's, you told us to go here, but I...
Oh my god, this is what he formed the mountain.
Do you expect to win this game?
I remember this!
What are you doing?
Alright, just let him try to put it on us.
Don't get hurt.
Don't get hurt.
He's the worst video game player of all time, bro.
You guys can save me all you want.
What's this?
Me dying?
Why would you send this?
Yeah, right there. He's right there. What the fuck?
It's all good
Why would you say this is even funny? This is hatred three feet away from me bro. This is hate bro
Mr. Harris are you driving?
Actually, I'm pulling into my doctor's office actually so so
What? Hold up, is it working? Or have I said I just break it?
No, not this one. Not this one.
Not this one. Not this one. Please.
Please, B, I need this. My mom is kind of homeless.
I live with my dad. I want to help her out.
Yeah, I'm not just you why you try that's a lot, but I did this definitely how is she kind of homeless I would you
How can your mommy look at you?
Dude apparently these kids were acting the whole time by the way, I didn't even know that apparently these kids were acting bro
Because they were trying to get money.
One time I was sucking out of a straw and I felt like it was gay.
No, it felt like I was sucking it.
And I turned gay and I also pretended it was Lowe's.
Yo, you guys love Lowe's, bro.
Chad, I've only laughed up Terry, bro.
That's the only person.
So that, with that being said, let's go. First person.
Yo.
Yo, one question.
Who do you think you are?
Chad, like what are we doing, man?
man like who do I think I am is anyone see the kpop demon slayer hunter is it
for kids or girls or is it like no by sears stomach what he doesn't even if
you did my stomach is like he has like a hatred base bro I'm not I'm gonna go out
in a linear I look more like Anthony Edwards and I do look like this guy
Okay, that's just that's absolutely insane
Dude him and his dad's relationship is the most wholesome thing ever bro
Wait that looks like somebody might have died someone might have when will you perish?
It's great. It's great, bro. When will you perish? That's good.
Los, how big huge? Question mark. I can't answer it. Los, how big huge question mark.
Hey, bro. Are you guys twins? How old do you think we are? We're not twins,
but give us our ages. Go quick. Come on, hurry up.
Are you both? No, no, no, no, no, no. You think we're the same age?
No, we're not twins. You think we're the same age? We're not twins.
Yeah. No, no, we're not. So you go... All right, hold on.
Okay, so so father I've never seen this one now guess. Let's go. Why is that? Why is he's mind blown?
Los
Do a mukbang. It's right up your alley like I think that would be interesting
Psychotically span this for an hour
Yo next video next video, bro this guy is a 10 minute video
Yo, I'm not- I'm not-
I'm not-
Okay, fine, that's a laugh.
Bro, but it's not even fair. Why does this guy get a ten minute video?
It's glitched.
How do I skip?
Glickston! Yo, no, no, no, Glickston!
He's 5'7 you're 5'3. Wait, but guys it's not fair if he gets a-
Bye bye Skip it!
It's not fair if this guy gets a 10 minute video!
Yo, let's get a picture again!
Like, bro, I'm obviously gonna laugh if you do 10 minutes of clips.
Can I ask someone to actually type in the chat a fat grab?
Yeah. Fat grab, huh?
Yo, how do we skip this video?!
Oh my god!
Okay, I think it's skip so that would not be said let's go first person it's him again
yelling yo one question who do you think you are
The channel
Did it on break I think it's unbroken now it should be unbroken chat
Where is this?
This guy got smokers cigar.
Who edited this?
No.
Hang on!
Does it count if- okay.
Who edited that?
That's like shit.
You edit every time he clicked his...
Is that 300 bucks?
Sounds like he's busting a nut.
That's what that's from?
Sounds like he's busting a nut. Okay, only...
This is so out of context, bro.
Yo, guys, obviously I don't vape if that's my reaction of anything.
You would understand?
You sent that in thinking I was gonna laugh.
You sent that in thinking I was gonna-
BAM!
Here we go, alright?
Place your friend.
Fuck, he already ran!
Technically, he didn't break any rules, bro.
He's just hyper athletic.
Technically, that's not a foul.
He's just hyper athletic.
I didn't even hear the farp. I didn't even hear the farp. One light didn't hear the farp did
This is
Ship of these years. Thank you. I'll have to look that up. I did pretty good. I a 30 29 on my second year with the jeweler
I'm doing pretty good. No
Oh
There's a guy is that a come back accent or is that just ex QC, bro?
Like do people come back with a bit?
Luke, he killed me with a stun.
A stun?
He can't use a stun.
Yeah, guys, look.
Yeah, yeah, look, guys.
Look, look.
Hey, disconnected.
Yeah, guys.
Thanks for watching, guys.
I can't.
Yo, okay.
All right, this is getting harder now.
This is getting, bro, that was game battles.
Chat, real ones remember game battles?
Look at that new car.
If only I could get it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If only I could afford a car.
I wish I had a bike.
I wish I could fuck that guy's ass.
Bro, that's like Reddit humor.
Bro, that's like...
I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment,
and I don't expect to be forgiven.
I'm simply here to apologize.
I
Hey squad reporting for Judy we're going tilted towers. Let's go
Such old bitch has up
Dude that is like really calm bro the fact that people say that
That's actually kind of ridiculous man
like some people are not laughing not laughing chat only three laughs only three
laughs I will not laugh for the rest of it hey squad
Glitch Glitch
let's go Glitch
such old bitch ass up no niggas
Tryna' to get glitched!
Oh, my TV's fuckin' mudded.
Muddy.
I'm like, what the fuck? I can't even hear you!
Not a laugh.
Not a laugh, not a laugh, not a laugh.
Yeah, just fuck me.
Just fucking fad my head.
It's ground pounded into the fuckin' dirt.
Oh my god, you just f-
What is that 500 bucks?
Scott's cool.
Hey, what's your name?
Ryan.
Dude, I think you might have forgot your helmet on the bus.
Alright, you're a true...
Be nice, man.
Everybody off the bus, let's go!
Come on, come on, kid!
I don't think he's...
I think it's clip cut.
I think it's clip cut.
I don't think...
Wait, what?
A bottle of vodka straight up?
That would be the most Russian thing I've ever seen.
What? Uh, I remember that.
I'm done laughing, bro. That's 500 bucks. I'm done laughing.
Now I'm not laughing again. Now I'm locked. Now I'm locked.
How it feels to chew 5-com.
New 5-com, stimulate your senses.
So, it makes you feel like diving off a cliff.
Is that a real ad?
Surely that's edited, right?
Don't make unnecessary journeys.
Don't take risks on treacherous roads.
And don't swim in the sea.
Incredibly, people have been spotted in the water here in Black Rock and Salt Hill,
both today and yesterday.
Oh my god. Oh my god, it's your cake.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Like, do I, like...
I'm just not trying to be s- this won't be s-
Now I'm done laughing.
Jack!
My name's Ray and I'll have Ray in the ripneck luncheer!
This guy's got to have like five different forms of
You're a Rizzo Harry
You were chosen to me I need to be the most Sigma goon and all of my words
But all I can edge about is her mom's bad and
Real signal is a buggy out max with level 10 or like that
If you don't reach level 100 you know and resolve you this semester you're close
No, yeah, it's too much. I can't answer this don't listen to him Harry. He's just anger maxing because it couldn't raise up your mind
Wow, Harry. I can tell you've been joking your own.
Dobs in the trap. What's it gonna be, Pogger?
Goon or Gyat?
If the Ministry of Mogging wants to phantom taxes for being together, just gritty on them!
I'm a W-mogger for heating Sigma with an Ohio-skippet Gyat.
You just have L-Riz, uncle.
Err, what the Sigma?
Lord Skibble has returned to the lobby to anger and streak!
I'm not scared of him.
Ah, Mott's permanently abandoned this guy. I don't want to have her see this guy in the community again.
Mobs, find his name permanently better.
Bro, I'm not gonna laugh at that, he's just catching a vibe.
I'm not going to laugh there dude.
You can see.
Luke, he killed me with a stone.
He can't use a stone.
Yeah, guys, look.
Yeah, yeah, look, guys, look.
Bro, I just don't know why you would play video games.
He disconnected.
Yeah, guys.
He disconnected with your bare ass out, bro.
His bare ass is out.
Like why?
Why would you play games like that?
Granny falls down the escalator?
Oh god, oh god.
Okay, she actually, somebody needs to check on her. Bro.
We saw this one we saw this we saw this
can lock in bro we see that one he
disconnected I'm typing chat type in
chat because I know you're hearing me
type in chat and respond to what I was
saying
Okay, I'm not okay. I'm not laughing. I have to verbally laugh
Look at it
Here in the fucking
You fucking see them moving around
Fucking corky Mike crocodile would be bloody
Yeah
Is he crocodile done the
Your dad was a child prodigy on the skin flu
Okay, so let me tell you something right now. What the hell is that? Oh, let me just take a sexual thing
Yes, skin food to cock. Okay, so let me tell you right now. Who's that? Who said that?
His name is JMO. Okay, and he just tip ten dollars. Yeah, ten dollars. What's his name? JMO?
J's not even given his real name. JMO. Let me just say something.
Dude, um, I don't think about Lois and Wad as I've seen every clip. Like you actually-
Brazos. Or, sorry.
I haven't heard the word red tube in like seven years. Red tube?
like I haven't seen that one I'm gonna be honest this is hard man I can't see
fuck snypen oh there's somebody jumping on that thing
Oh yeah, here I am, I got 27%! Holy shit, I'm not just dumb as motherfuckers! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Yay!
I just won! I got him! Yeah, I did it, you bitch! Fuck, it's still me! Let's go!
Cash, Loose, Rice, Dumb, and Flight, oh my god.
Yo, that's my type of aim, yo, that's fucking cool.
Bro, people legitimately got to stream during Prime Fortnight, I wish, bro.
Nice.
Can I just streaming 490? 28, bro?
Cinema. Like, God.
You get a squad in a second.
Wait, why did it replay? Is it glitched?
Jeff, sometimes the media should be played otherwise.
Jeff, I'm doing good though. I've only laughed 5 times.
Not bad, bro.
Literally not bad at all.
Oh
There's somebody jump from that thing
guys I don't have a scape
I don't have a scape
oh yeah oh yeah
I just want
I got it
yeah I got it dude
bitch
I don't have a scape
let's go
let's go
yo that's my type of aim
yo let's fuck
bro how is this playing so long
and why is it not skipping
What is this?
This is like an hour long.
Nice.
Same video.
Instant.
He gave himself an instant replay.
Yeah, there's another one of like, infinite ones.
Oh, fuck!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Yeah, who supports SuperMiaFlight?
Be honest, bro.
Like, Bam, Ab, Bio.
All right, man, look, I'm about to just end this video off,
bro.
JET THIS VIDEO WILL NEVER END!
OH MY GOD!
WHY IS IT NOT ENDING?!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
Who, man?
IT WON'T END!
GO MOTHERFUCKER!
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 30 SECONDS INTO THE NOIL FOR 8 MINUTES!
DAMN!
BAH!
ME!
I'm almost passed out.
Who, man?
Oh my god, oh my god.
What happened?
I can't see shit!
Why is it in your infinite?
Yo, motherfucka!
God!
BAH!
DAMN!
Yo, Streamlabs is a piece of pile of shit!
3 left is no shit
Why is this video an infinite loop?
Infinite loop
Oh there's somebody jumping from that thing
Oh yeah I hit him I got 20 seconds in
Holy shit that was my f***er
WHAAAA
I got it
Yeah I got it dude
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
Help!
Help me please!
Please!
Bro, I was at a button where I could just skip.
Oh my God, I would suck a wiener for that.
Help me please!
Help me please!
I don't know what you did Felix I don't know what you did Felix, but bro please stop
Bro I wish I had a button I wish I had a button I could just click oh my god I'm on an infinite
move the fight reacts right now
it's an infinite infinite infinite loop
I would suck a dick if I
Go Streamlabs, you might have the biggest pile of dog shit I've ever seen in my life, man.
Oh my god, infinite loot, bro. Infinite loot.
Man?
It's still going. It's infinite slice.
He's wasted.
Felix, Felix, are you in the Illuminati? What did you do, Felix?
Fuck!
Fuck!
I
Into the loop
The same the same fiber video has played seven times
Bought them all back to back now he did it. It's just clicked
He didn't do that. It's just clutched.
I mean, maybe he did but I doubt it.
I think it's just glitched, bro. I think media share glitched.
I'm gonna see if I can get back into it. I don't know.
I'm just trying to fix it. I have no idea how to work this Streamlabs thing.
I don't think I've used Streamlabs in like five years.
Right, I was like, if there was a button where I could just skip a clip and skip a video.
guys, it might be G.H.
No, I know I want to keep doing it, Chad.
I want to keep doing it.
It's just glit.
I don't know.
It's infinite.
It's an infinite loop of the same flight video.
How about Santa fix it?
You don't know how to do anything.
No, it sucked.
No, it sucked.
You know what's that?
You know how to do anything.
No, it sucked!
And I was like, you know how to do anything?
It's, I've never used shoe lives in my life.
I don't know why I hate shoe lives.
It's like, I hate things when there's 97,000 different buttons in a tray.
I can't stand it.
I don't know how to work shoe lives, bro.
Literally, the entire stream is riding on,
uh, well, Hibis, if he can fix it.
I don't even know.
Hibis just set it up.
So you can't even blame him.
He set it up ten minutes ago.
It was fine. We had an infinite loop earlier.
Who, man?
If I hear flight one more time, I'm like, it's the same flight clip.
Dude, there's no way Felix... No, he wouldn't do that. There's no way he's bought...
No, there's no way one guy bought the clip 30 times. No, no way.
It's not even funny. That's not even funny. You're just being like a sociopath to link when freak, idiot, loser.
No, he definitely didn't do that.
No, Felix, Felix, Felix, did you buy the same clip over and over?
Did you, Felix?
I'm putting up chatter right now.
Why are people spending G-T-A-R-P?
Yo, is there like a cult or something?
Guys, I did three G-T-A-R-P streams in a row.
I'm trying to do a segment right now and it's clicks.
I'm not even gaming right now. What are you typing?
I did gtlp three days straight.
Alright, keep spamming it.
The media player glitches, the chat spamming.
You guys are like hivemind, bro. One guy spams something and then everybody spams it.
Oh my god, I actually think you guys would have me play Hello Kitty Island Adventure if enough people spammed it
Watch the hub. Yeah, man that guy you're fucking weird out, bro. Yeah, that guy
No, like I'm legitimately serious
I think if you guys told me to do Hello Kitty Island Adventure you guys would just if one guy spammed you guys would all spam it
I'm not giving on GTRP today. I did three GTRP streams in the last four days. Get off of my weiner! Jesus Christ!
There's literally like not like 11 hours of GTRP content in the last four days.
So, hi guys, is it just Gigi's?
Call Don Tess, he's crying.
I guarantee you he's not crying.
I guarantee you Don Tess isn't crying.
It's your job.
What do you mean, it's my job?
It's my job to play GTA RP?
Is that what you're trying to say right now?
Yo, bro, I'm literally going to lose it.
I can't see it.
What do you mean, it's my job to play GTA RP?
The blank key chain will be empty then for the rest of my life until I die.
Flaaargh! Damn!
Bop me!
Fuck it, bro! You just have to fucking wait me!
Damn!
The blank clip is back again.
Oh, there's somebody jumping at me.
jump from that thing.
Oh yeah, I hear him, I hear him.
Good to hello kitty, rule 34 live.
Moth permanently banned Demi,
just permanently banned him for the rest of his life.
Can you do a hairline reveal?
Hi, Matt's calling.
Yo, hi, Matt's what up?
Yeah, Matt's calling.
Yo, bro, it might just be cooked, right?
Just, the veto command isn't working.
Um, and it's not even showing the clip anymore. It's just playing to y'all. Yeah.
So what do we do now? So stream labs exploded or something? Yeah. God, it's such a shit software. Oh my god.
Jen, how long were we doing that for like nine minutes? It already broke?
I mean, how about this is a ditch. I think it's huge bro. I'm trying here bro. That was a fun segment to chat
it just exploded on a cliff. I mean you can keep trying for a couple minutes I don't really mind
Yeah, it's starting working.
Is it the same thing as TTS where like if a bunch of people do the same thing, it's
eventually breaks or no?
No, it's just, it's just shit.
Like none of the commands work for it for skipping the video.
And they don't have any physical buttons.
It's all through commands.
So it just says no media spine right now.
There won't play anything.
Yeah, I wish I could just literally click a space bar
and click the glyph.
So you have to work it with only commands
and none of the commands work?
Yeah, that's good stuff right now.
W Streamlabs, man.
W Streamlabs, bro.
It broke in eight minutes.
How long were we doing it?
Felix is in the CIA.
No, he's not.
Felix.
Felix just fucked me in the ass!
Maybe refresh it one more time, guys. I think Hivah has refreshed it 45 times.
He refreshed it, deleted it, uh, uh, uninstalled it, added a new source, refreshed it again.
Uh, hi.
Hey, where've you gone, man?
Our hands are tied here, bro.
It's not playing any clip now.
Okay, we're getting somewhere.
We disable it and then enable it and then got it, then we could do nice cuts outside
I'm not saying I'm playing anything.
So Streamlabs just busted a load all over my face.
Well chat, Streamlabs broke, bro.
You guys want to see where else I shaved sorry
Damn that's depressing
You're so fucking fat. Thanks, man
Well, how long did we do it for, Abbas? Was it like 15 minutes?
Well, yeah, we got 15 minutes. Yeah, I just, I hate streamlabs. I have such a good read
on like dog shit platforms. Streamlabs is such a dog shit fucking platform.
Oh, like, how is your running a site through only commands and none of the commands work?
Like holy fucking shit man
All right, so just chocolate
All right, I'll see you bro
That I literally just feel like somebody yeah, just bad animal bad. I'm not I'm not doing this like I'm not doing this like
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
I did GTA RP for three streams in a row.
You're not like this is why I stopped playing that game a year ago.
Because I do one GTA RP stream and then everyone spams GTA RP for the next fucking year.
BAM these god suckers.
I'm not doing this. Get out of my stream.
Get out if you are only gonna mass GTRP on your keyboard for the next year never come back
I will play GTRP when I want to fuck
Oh my god, like are you a little kid? You're not funny. You're disannoying. You're literally disannoying a shit
Stop spamming for games
Fuck you're annoying. Oh my god shut up
Like
What do you do when you're when you're in a car with your mom mom I want McDonald's
No, Daniel. We don't have me. We don't we have McDonald's at home. What do you do? Do you go?
Are you a little baby boy grow up holy fuck dude
Dude. Like Jesus Christ. Shut the fuck up.
Oh, Clarence. We don't have time for McDonald's.
Mommy's got work in the morning and I don't want to drive to McDonald's right now, Clarence.
We have chicken nuggets from Tyson in the refrigerator.
What do you do, bro? Do you say, okay, mom, love you? Or do you go,
go like are you a fucking baby fuck holy shit Jesus Christ band them all band
them all bro play Hello Kitty Island adventure yo Hello Kitty Island adventure
I'm never doing that I I'm literally never doing that I'm never gonna play
Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
Bad streamer. So let me get this straight, bro. Let me get this straight.
So I play a game three days in a row.
I don't play it a fourth day in the row and then you spam endlessly and relentlessly.
So now I never want to play the game again.
Instead of me just naturally playing the game, now I'm never gonna play it again. Ever.
ever because it's like giving a crack head hair with you got any more heroin in
your locker oh I know you did gta rp three streams in a row but make it a
fourth or else I'm gonna spam gta rp for nine hours if you don't get on gta rp
right now. I'm gonna kill myself. Yeah, DJ-RB. And if you don't get on it, I'm gonna slam
it for the rest of the stream. Well, congratulations, Ethan. Now I'm literally, like, now I know
I'm never playing it again. Good shit, man. Good fucking shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy
Fuck
Triple six think about it again
There you go thinking about wow
So taking some time to get comfortable when you're sitting up or lying down
I'm just gonna start with the eyes open now. I can't do meditation right now. All right, bro
All right, bro, we have a good get to the evening. It's your water pat. They're gonna find sick. They did too. What a little big thing about
RJ they're gonna prime fans. They're gonna bother or shaking the bottle or child of these one
Oh my god, I almost fell out of my chair, man.
I almost fell out of my chair, bro.
Why is my chroma key not working?
Oh, it's cuz I did it on that that's why
All right boys
Jeff when does France play Spain tomorrow, right?
What
When does France play Spain
Fuck man, I'm congested as shit
Dude, I swear to God about every time I get on a plane. I get sick dude
Chad I think I have the immune system of like a bitch.
Oh my god.
Now Chad I'm going to the diamond gym in a week bro.
This shit is locked in man.
I'm going to the diamond gym.
I'm going to the Soto Dodo.
How do you think I'm going to do?
How do you think I'm gonna do, bro?
Jeech, jeech, jeech, jeech, jeech.
You're dead.
You're going to perish.
Uncle's gonna destroy you.
Now, chat, what if I were to tell you, bro,
that I could survive the Diamond Gym with ease?
I'm just telling you, bro, we'll see.
When it's the one of the first four night tournament,
we were gonna do a July 7th.
Yeah, we're gonna do a July 7th,
but then Epic was on vacation.
So nobody on the Epic staff was working for like two weeks.
So then we had to push it back until after World Cup
and then FMCS is going on.
So in like a couple of weeks, I don't know.
I got about a day that I could do it, bro.
I got about a day that I could do it.
I got about a day that I could do it.
Now chat, World Cup predictions, bro.
I mean, France versus Spain.
This game's tomorrow, I'm gonna watch this game
upstream, it's at 3 p.m.
Listen, man, France are the favorites.
I haven't really seen France come close to losing yet.
Joe, who do you think wins this, bro?
Who do you think wins this?
Probably France, right?
Paraguay, yeah, but the Paraguay game was close, but like it wasn't actually close
Like the Paraguay game was one nil but Paraguay had no chance
They look like they didn't have one goal scoring opportunity. They were just parking the bus and then fouling every chance they could get
I'm not even kidding
They were literally playing like the cringiest football I've ever seen in my life
So like yeah, the Paraguay game on paper was close
But Paraguay had no chances France had the ball. It was in their half the entire time France had all the shots
It's like it was just you're getting like you're getting gas lit if you read the school board that game wasn't close
Spain is definitely their hardest challenge yet. I don't know Spain likes to pass around a lot, bro
Spain likes to keep possession of the ball
We'll see this game is going to be fucking cinnamon
Winner goes to the finals man chat Argentina England boys. I
Went to Miami went to Dallas for the four next tournament back in Tampa
Tomorrow, I'm going to be in Atlanta
For this game in two days
England is favored Wow
England is favored according to Google
Dude, this game is gonna be cinema, bro. I'm gonna be at the stadium on this game, man
I would be at the stadium on this game. I'm gonna be at the stadium on the World Cup finals
Bro, this game is gonna be absolute fucking cinema, man
This game is gonna be absolute fucking cinema, bro I
I believe there's no way it's France versus Argentina again.
It could be France versus Argentina again.
It could be France versus Argentina again.
I don't know, man.
How do y'all think it's going to win the World Cup?
Out of these remaining four teams.
Dude, also I saw on a Twitter
These teams are one two three and four ranked on FIFA that is insane. I guess the first time's ever happened
Yeah, bro, I think realistically France is the safe pick
For the World Cup like I think France is the safe pick
But like I could see Spain beating France. I could see Argentina beating France like I'm telling you
I think Messi is going to win. Maybe I'm delusional, bro, because I'm not going to lie.
Unbiasedly, Argentina has sort of been struggling against teams they shouldn't have been struggling
against. Unbiasedly, bro. A lot of people think it's because Scoloni is only starting like the
vats and stuff, and he's not starting any of his young talent, which like Chad, y'all think that's
true or is that I don't know because Archina has a lot of young talent that doesn't see the field
so I don't know maybe they'll switch it up versus England
it's because it's rigged yo I'm not going to get rage vetted again all right like guys it's not rigged
guys when alvarez when alvarez scored from outside the box into top bins was that rigged
Guys, what was rigged? Name one thing that was rigged. Name one thing that was rigged.
The red card was rigged, but Xavier, it was a blatant dive, bro. Xavier, it was a blatant
dive, man. It was literally a blatant dive. You literally say every other game that Argentina
Is rigged wake up? Well, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Like it's fun to say it's rigged, but like I don't
Guys listen, man. It's just the thing
Is the world cup rigged?
No
Is there such things as bad referees?
Yes
Is there bad calls? Yes
um
I see bad calls and sports every day
Guys, Switzerland players stomped on an Argentinian player's foot, injured him.
There was no call, no yellow card, no VAR, nothing.
But here's the thing, the way propaganda works is it's all hive mind, right?
So shout out hive mind.
So now, basically, unless it happens to the other team, no one cares.
And that's facts, bro.
That's literally facts, dude.
That's literally facts.
Here's what's happening on Twitter, especially, okay?
There is a psychotic cult of CR7 fans
who are witnessing in real time
that Messi is just gapping CR7
because CR7's out of the World Cup
and Messi might go back to back finals.
So to cope with it, they called everything rigged, bro.
And like, are there bad calls?
Have there been bad calls?
Yes, there's been bad calls.
Is the entire tournament rigged
because there was bad calls?
No. If the whole tournament was rigged, if they were actually rigging the World Cup and they were
sitting in a room like, how can we get the most views and most money on this? Let's rig it to
where Portugal plays Argentina, but they didn't do that. Like, I understand what you're saying,
but like, if they care about money, that's the final they would go for. No?
How's that not true? Guys, how's that not true? I don't think I'm smart. It's logic.
Bro, if you're trying to sell out a stadium and you're trying to have the most watched most viewed World Cup ever
If you're trying to full-on rig it you get into a boardroom with all the tuxedos and say
Let's rig it to where Portugal plays Argentina in the finals. Let's just fully rig it
So why do they not rig it? Why do they not rig Portugal Spain?
Why do they not rig Portugal Spain can anybody explain that?
The top four teams are the final four. That's the definition of not rigged facts
It's too obvious. You dumbass, but you're just hoping but you hear yourself
Bro, bro, do you guys ask questions? You don't want answers to you just run from reality. That's all this you run from reality
You're just running from reality, bro
Let's run a poll. Is the World Cup rigged, yes or no?
Not that a poll means anything because probably 70% of you guys are trolling.
But let's run a poll, bro. Is the World Cup rigged?
Check Messi's path to semis. See, this is what I'm talking about.
Like, you don't even know how fucking stupid you are.
Did you really even know? You don't even know how fucking stupid you are.
Check Messi's path to semis. All easy teams, right?
Dumbass. Messi was supposed to play Portugal in the quarterfinals, which would have been your glorious king, Ronaldo.
But Ronaldo failed to top his group because he drew Congo.
So because Ronaldo didn't top his group, Messi had an easier run and Ronaldo had a harder run.
That's how sports works. That's fairness.
If you fail to top your group, you're going to get a harder bracket, period.
Messi would have literally played Portugal in the quarterfinals if Ronaldo topped his group, but he didn't.
You don't understand brackets, you don't understand tournaments, you don't understand points, you don't understand the tournament.
Like, I swear to God, the people that talk about football are so dumb.
Bro, if Ronaldo topped his group, he would have played Messi in quarterfinals, but he didn't, because he drew Congo.
If you draw Congo, you're not going to top your group.
Columbia top their group.
Like Jesus.
Like it's talking about its path to the finals.
Like yeah bro, it's an easy path because we're not looking top its group.
You might actually be a dumbass.
I didn't think you're rage waiting. I think you're just the stupidest person ever, Aiden. Oh
Okay, you're just saying I'm not even gonna like give you attention junk got aids. I got aids those are your last messages
You might actually be a dumbass yo aids explain what I just said explain cuz what did I just say that was factually incorrect
The way the bracket was designed is
Whoever won portugal's group whoever got first place was gonna play Argentina in the quarter finals, right?
Portugal got second in their group, failed to top their group, so now they
have a harder path to the finals. If Portugal would have topped their group,
they would have played messy in the quarterfinals. You are falling for propaganda.
You are a sheep. You are unintelligent. You don't understand the sport. You know
nothing about the sport. You are a sheep who is falling for propaganda. You don't
have a mind of your own and you don't have fundamental intelligence skills.
You're an idiot. Stop calling me a dumbass. When I said it's correct, you said a whole lot of nothing. You just said a nothing burger.
I'm not going to repeat it again.
Bro, Argentina vs. Egypt was hella rigged, bro. Let's not lie about that at least. I played football for 13 years.
The call on the goal getting called back was a correct call. I hate to shock your brain. That was a correct call.
To win the ball from someone, you cannot step on their foot. That's how football works. Fast forward later on.
When most salad got tripped in the box, the Argentinian player, Julian Alvarez,
stole the ball from him and then mode tripped on him.
Do you see the order of operations? This is how football works. I've played for 13 years.
I've played football for 13 years. If you win the ball from someone and they trip over,
that's not a foul. If you trip someone to win the ball, that is a foul.
You are a sheep! You're falling for propaganda! These are the rules of the sport!
Like, people don't understand rules and I'll see tweets and it has 300,000 likes and it's like, oh my god, oh my god,
do you understand the rules of football? You can't step on a person's foot to win the ball! That's not allowed!
Jesus Christ, both of those calls were clear calls.
Ryan, Ryan, you are, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan,
I love you bro.
Like Ryan, I've known you five years.
Ryan, you're the most delusional, psychotic, messy hater
I've ever met in my life.
I'm not gonna engage in whatever you're typing.
Ryan, Ryan, hey for real, save it bro.
I saw your name pop up. I'm not even gonna scroll it up to pause it
Ryan I've known you for five years. You've been hating on messy for five years, bro
Get the fuck out of my chat, please. I'm not gonna whatever you're gonna say Ryan. It's biased delusional bullshit. I
Know you're right Ryan. I didn't even read your message when I saw your name with the VIP symbol
I'm not like you always slither into the chat whenever messy comes up
I've known you five years friend. You've hated messing for five years. I'm not gonna talk to you. You're a biased psycho
You don't know ball shut the fuck up Kevin, I just explained two rules to you I played I played football for 13 years
59% of the chat says the world cups rigged
Okay, let's do quick math probably 30% of my chat who voted is literally just trying to fucking rage bait me
Like literally just trying to rage bait me so yeah, no
I don't know we're not running a poll again in this chat much don't run polls because
30% of you guys are trying to rage bait so I just pull means nothing this poll does not matter
Don't think we're the prime
They literally can't prove how it how it's rigged
Because here's the thing, I just named the two calls that everybody lost their mind
about, which by the way, are both correct calls.
If you've played football, if you've played football at above a recreational level, if
you played football, like traveling in a club, in an academy for more than two years, the
first thing you learn are those rules.
It's the first thing you learn and like people watch the World Cup, they don't even know
the rules of the score.
these motherfuckers that watch the World Cup don't know the rules of the sport and it shows.
If you think Mo Salah deserved a pen there, ask Mo. He knows it wasn't a pen.
He knows it wasn't. Are you a jackass? It's not how football works.
If I lose the ball in the box and then trip over somebody, I lost the ball. It's over. It doesn't
matter. It's BALL FIRST! BALL FIRST! BALL FIRST! I'm going to keep saying it because it applies to
both fowls. It applies to both fowls. The globe I got called back was not BALL FIRST. That was foot
to foot. That's a foul. Jesus Christ! I learned these... I learned this when I was nine. I was nine
years old I learned that. Yo shout out to people that aren't rage baiting. I know I know I know
probably like 30 40% of you guys are literally just rage baiting. Yo shout out to people who aren't
rage baiting because this shit's dead ass and all explaining explaining the most obvious fucking rule
ever a hundred times. Like thank god there's some actual fucking non-rage baiters in the chat.
That's because you've played it years ago.
The rules of football did not change on defending, it's no, you're wrong.
The defending rules of football have not changed.
Foot to foot to win a ball, not allowed.
Foot to ball, good, foot hit ball, good, foot hit foot, bad.
Is that, do you get it?
I'm not going to keep explaining the rules.
If you know nothing about the sport, that's fine.
Stop talking about it.
You need to know the rules at least
But I think I'm gonna show one big dog be back now. I'm gonna be honest worse cold ever like I'll be honest
Not calling the handball on messy against Netherlands. That was bad. That was a bad breath
The Egypt calls those calls were good calls. That's football
Period period period
I'm from Norway. I paid to go to Miami. I watched a rigged game for England to win. You agree
that match was rigged. Gibbs, I didn't see Holland's foul because in the stadium, I didn't
even know this until I went to the England-Norway game. In the stadium, when VAR is happening,
if you watch the game at home, you see the replay. In the stadium, we don't see it. It
It just says VAR on a blue screen.
So I still have not seen Holland's file.
Can someone link it?
I'll just be unbiased,
because I wasn't supporting Norway or England.
Like both sides are great.
I'm totally unbiased.
I'll see the clip.
Apparently Holland shoved someone.
No, it's Van the Guy linking Pornhub.
I've seen him link it three times.
Please just ban this guy.
Like I don't even wanna scroll up.
Just please ban this guy.
Yeah, right here, you're a chicken cow. Get the fuck out of my stream, bro. Seriously.
Get the fuck out of my stream. Uh, bad thing everybody gifted. All right, chicken cows.
Get out of my stream, please. You're, you're, you're have so many things you could be doing
right now and you're spamming a porn hub like, like, are you 10? Are you 10 years old? Are
you literally 10? You're not funny. Uh, what is the, what is the, what is it? Is this the
the hot one. I don't want to click this. Oh wait, no, it says hot and hold up. Okay.
That's it. Vaders, is this it?
Thanks to your own FIFA's payroll. I'm not on FIFA's payroll, man. I'm not on
FIFA's payroll. I've just played the sport for 13 years. And I'm telling you,
if you think most analysts challenge should have been a pen, you've never
played the sport. And you think that goal should not have been called back. You've
never played the sport. Please stop talking about the sport. If you've never
the sport and don't understand basic rules. If you don't understand basic rules, stop
talking about the sport. Please, fucking stop. Stop. You don't understand rules, you sound
like a dumbass. You sound like a fucking idiot. You literally just sound like an idiot, bro.
Stop. I'm not going to explain the rules of football to you.
He's down as HoteGuard sends it in. Sola was up, follow up, save! Rebat is in!
But this is just, I want to see like a slow-mo replay of the foul. I think this is just...
Norway are celebrating-
I'm probably gonna get banned, hold on.
Let me move this over here. I don't want to get banned again.
Getting it's to-
Number nine of all Norway.
Okay, this is it, this is it, this is it, this is it.
Number nine of all Norway.
Celebrating it's to-
Number nine of all Norway.
Push delicately the defender before the ball was in play.
Yeah, um, that's a foul. That's a foul. You're allowed to get pretty grabby on corner kicks, but you're not allowed to, like, throw somebody on the floor.
But yeah, I just think if I'm a defender in that scenario, I'm literally just gonna flop every time. Like, every time I feel contact.
contact because like it's Holland so like you can sell it easily because Holland's a
fucking monster.
But you know what cooked Norway bro?
It wasn't even the refs.
It was whoever that guy was that didn't pass.
Number seven.
I didn't be honest.
I don't know who that guy was before the World Cup.
What was number seven's name?
That guy costed Norway the World Cup.
He had 10 seconds to pass.
I don't know his name.
Yeah, Sarloth.
All he had, dude, we were literally watching in the stadium.
It looked even worse than the replays.
Like bro, Holland was literally like open for an hour,
like on an island.
No one was even near him
and this guy just wanted to be a hero for no reason.
If that guy passes to Holland there,
that game's tied, literally that game's tied.
But he just did not pass
and that costed nowhere to game.
That would have been the easiest goal ever.
Like Holland's never not scoring there.
Bro, you literally have one job as a Norway player.
Give ball to Holland.
You're in a two on one.
Towards the end of the game, whole world is watching
and you don't pass to Holland.
The defenders literally split.
The defender cannot mark Holland.
If you mark Holland, you just literally
just dribbled up to the keeper.
So the defender's literally dead and he just doesn't pass.
He tried to be a hero.
What is this? Ryan, what is this, bro?
When ArcGenerate played against Austria, there was a foul in the previous play, but Messi
still scored the goal, and the VAR did not disallow the goal for Egypt.
I'm confused like Ryan, what are you trying to say?
You're saying that the AR was only brought into place for the Egypt game and not here.
Listen, first off, Ryan, okay, there's a couple of things, bro.
First off, this is a group stage game.
Second, Austria was literally never winning this game.
So I don't know why this matters.
Third, what you're saying is correct.
Like Ryan, I don't disagree with what you're saying.
What I'm saying is all of the calls in the Egypt game
were correct calls.
Like Ryan, I get what you're saying
because you literally like every bone in your body
hates Messi and I've known you for five years
and you've literally hated Messi for five years.
You should probably go get that checked out by the way.
Cause like I don't even, like I don't even hate CR7.
Like, I love and respect CR7, incredible player.
I don't know why, like you hate Messi.
I don't understand.
Besides the point though,
it's just CR7's fans that are annoying
because like it's just a cult of psychosis.
But back to what I was saying.
Ryan, I agree, like with what you're saying,
like I agree with this clip.
This should have went to VAR
because this is not a fair challenge.
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
What I'm saying is, Ryan,
The calls in the Egypt game were correct calls.
That's what I'm trying to say.
That's the point I'm driving on.
Brad, I 100% agree with this clip.
This is, they sort of veiled this.
This is not a, this is not a, this is a vicious challenge.
He never hits the ball, he takes out his legs.
You're right.
But what I'm saying is, if you think the Egypt game was rigged,
you're 12 years old.
That's all my point is.
Yo, they see what up, bro.
Yo, see.
Yo, what's up? Can you play GTA RP?
Were you in the stream 15 20 minutes ago?
No, why?
Okay
Yo, bro, um, I'm gonna get on gtrp soon and probably not today made I might get on it tonight
Prodigy
I had to give up playing I had to quit why
Because anything I don't treat my chat would just spam play GTRP and it got so annoying
So I literally stopped playing because it got so annoying
No, it's not even like it's not even spamming GTRP. No, no chat. I don't care if you spam again
Once I say no, I'm not getting on GTRP
Then when you keep spamming now I'm pissed now I'm pissed
But yes, bro
I'll probably get on it tonight, chat you win, I might get on it tonight, okay?
Like later, like in a couple of hours, I'm gonna play class for like an hour or two.
Okay, I'll just see if I can get into the same server.
Okay, yes, you can get into the same server and be immersed, bro, be immersed.
Prodigy, you have to get, you have to get whitelisted so you can get in the instant
queue.
Oh, shit. Do you have something to do with it? Do you have like a message?
I think hi Brian might text hi Brian. Do you have a nice number?
Next time. Um, no.
I'll text you. I have a nice number.
All right. Thanks, you see.
All right. See you, bro.
Peace.
Yo chat, you win, bro. I might get on our pizza tonight.
I just like to know no pizza.
No, it's like, it's like, no, no, I can't because like, I just, you guys don't stop.
You don't stop. I literally did three RP streams in a row and we had a blast for like 11 hours
straight
I might get on RP tonight. I might let me text lacy have as number real quick
Be like the thing is like guys here's the
You can spam a game. Yo, you can spam. Hello kitty island adventure
I don't even care spam whatever game you want spam your favorite game
It could be a great game, bad game, dead game, a live game, I don't care.
Spam a game, once I say no, I'm not getting on that right now, do not keep spamming, because now you're being a little fucking demon spawn.
Now you're just trying to piss me off.
And it's not a dictatorship, it's not a dictatorship.
No, yeah, but Ryan back to your point, bro. Um, you're correct.
The shit referee in the Austria game.
What I'm saying is in the Argentina Egypt game, both of those calls that were huge calls were
correct calls. Anyone who understands more said that. And Ryan, you understand that too,
because you didn't even address that. You showed me the Austria game, which you're right. I agree
with you in that clip. It's a, it didn't, that game, that game, nothing either way.
Archie would have topped the group.
It was group stage anyways.
It was second game, like it didn't matter.
Archie would have won the game anyways.
But I get your point, yes.
I get your point.
All right, let me share this, let me share this,
let me share this.
All right, let me see how it stands here, bro.
Hey, bye-bye.
All right chat. Yeah, I might go to our pizza night, especially if Lacey gets on that actually sounds fun
All right chat
Time to boot up clash guys I have gotten in the clash bro the last three four days
I'm back in the clash. I'm addicted to the game again
No, I'm not paid. I've been paid zero cents, bro. It's one of my favorite games ever
I've gotten back into the game. I'm not paid. It's not a sponsorship
shut the fuck up if I see hashtag ad I'm gonna burn this chat to the floor I'm
not paid chat go to my royale API I'll show you guys my match history dude so
we drove from tarpon springs to Miami five-hour drive I literally played
class royale in the back of the car for five hours on a plane on a plane on
American Airlines I had fucking Wi-Fi didn't even know you didn't even know
You could get Wi-Fi on a plane.
Had Wi-Fi on a plane?
Played class for three hours.
I literally played 10 hours of class in the last three days.
Jack, listen up.
I went from 12,000 trophies.
Where's it at?
I went from 12,000 trophies to 14,000 trophies,
and I went from League One to League Four.
Okay, look at my badges, bro. Look at my badges.
Aura.
Aura.
Ch- I think, um, Aura.
Ch- I think Chaos 2.0 dropped today.
No?
Chaos 2.0 dropped today?
I think, dude, I have 20,000 battles won.
Yo, check!
There is that one person
in this stream with more battles won than me.
Show proof, bro. There's not one person in this stream with more battles won than me.
Cap, I have 25k. Cap! Cap!
Chad, about to rock a piss. About to rock a piss. Hold up, hold up. I'm on a five-day streak.
Chad, there's not a single person with more than me.
There's nothing I can do. It doesn't take a crystal ball to see a cowboy always.
Oh yeah guys, I was vaping when I was in the bathroom. You got me. You got me, officer.
They're all on the hard drive.
Yo, chat, let me make myself clear, I have not vaped in six years, bro.
I have not vaped in six years.
I haven't vaped since jewels were a thing.
You guys don't even know what jewels are.
Only the unks in this chat know what a jewel is.
Every time, and I didn't even own a vape.
I wasn't one of the kids that owned a vape.
When I was in high school, every time I would go to the bathroom, there was nine kids in
hoodies vaping a jewel brother little you guys don't know what i'm talking about only the
ox in the chat know what a jewel is um this was the bathroom in high school
imagine i had like a hoodie on
yo chris what flavor is that blue razz yo can i rip that
Like how am I, guys, I'm like the, I was,
I'm the biggest anti-vapor ever.
So when you do this vape break shit for six years,
it's pretty annoying.
Cause I'm like the anti-vapor guy.
Oh, there's evidence of you vaping.
Yeah, for a vlog, like bro, it's for a vlog.
It was a seven second bit and I regret ever doing it
to this day.
It was a day in the life vlog.
I ripped a vape for five seconds.
Okay?
I don't actually like puff a vape.
But yeah, bro, I'm an anti-vapor.
Now chat next on the list, bro.
I changed my name, as you can see.
My name used to be Code Jinxy.
I did not lose my creator code.
No, I did not lose my creator code.
I just don't have it as Code Jinx anymore
because one, I think Jinxy looks cleaner.
I think Jake Swift's cleaner in two.
Channel to be honest, after Supercell's last year,
probably everyone should take maybe five years
off of spending money on Flash,
unless you're gonna buy the Battle Pass.
That's the only thing where you're not
getting completely scammed,
unless you're gonna buy the Battle Pass.
So that's why I changed my name, bro.
Yeah, don't use literally only buy the Battle Pass.
the only thing you should buy on this game and only buy the battle pass if you're actually gonna play
because the battle pass you get rewards for playing if you don't play the battle pass is worth nothing
you have to grind to use the battle pass
l add i just got done saying no one should spend money on clash for five years after their last
year and you have the fucking audacity to say LAD. I'm not sponsored by Clash. This is one of my
favorite games ever. I have 20,000 battles won on it. I've been playing this game since 2016.
I'm allowed to play the game without having people call it an ad. It is my childhood game.
I grew up on this game Rainbow Six Siege and NBA 2k. Those are my three games
All right, it's not an ad I'm not getting paid for this if I was getting paid for this
I would have to say it's an ad
It's one more guy
Says L.A. on a norm ad
I'm gonna say
It's not an ad
Okay
All right, now ladies and gentlemen, should we play the new chaos now guys chaos phase
two came out today.
What does this mean?
Is it new cards?
Is it new cards?
Is it new cards?
Ladder say you swear to God.
No chaos is not ladder bro.
If chaos had ladder, but look.
So look at my battle log this one hour 46 minutes ago this was um when I got home hold up
two hour or four hours ago this was on a plane four hours ago on a plane on a plane on a plane
on a plane on a plane on a plane on a plane on a plane on a plane chat I've literally played
if you check my rally API I think I've played like 100 to 200 battles in the last five days
maybe 200 battles I'm not even trolling yo clan what up I'm back y'all I'm not
fucking leaving wait guys stop wait one second guys stop stop stop one second
guys guys one second stop stop guys okay I have one question guys one question
Wait, wait, wait.
Guys, one question.
There is a emo that I want.
It's...
It's...
Okay guys, listen, listen.
It's somebody putting the hand on the shoulder.
It's like the Dion Sanders.
Yeah, that's it!
High score.
This one.
How do I get this?
This is the emo that I want.
This is the emo that I want.
How do I get this?
Is it in the battle box?
How do I get this?
It's gone.
You can't anymore.
It's too late.
Maraah!
Every time I want an emote, it's limited?
Bro, why?
Chat, every time I want an emote, bro.
But guys, listen.
When your best friend tells you that his girlfriend is
going to ASU, cue the emote.
Cue the emote.
Dude, no, can you gift it?
Supercell, Supercell, I actually have a good idea.
Make it to where you can gift emotes to someone for free.
You can get like one gift a month or something.
Please, Supercell, we need this.
Bro, I want this emo, what?
Bro, all the emotes I want are limited, bro.
Okay, but clan, how have y'all been, bro?
I miss y'all boys, man.
Clan, how have y'all been, bro?
I miss y'all boys, bro.
And you guys like the new name
Chat this is my current favorite email that I use
Chai do this when I'm three crown somebody
This is my current favorite emote into the game man
Yo clan, I missed y'all bro like have y'all been active
Dude, because I've been inactive for a year, so I'm going to be honest, like, or maybe
like six months.
If y'all have been inactive, I've been inactive, okay?
Clan's never been more active.
What?
Now boys, do y'all think?
Yo, Jordan, I'm going to kick you.
Jordan, Jordan, shut that shit up.
I'm not, like, that's the most annoying mode of the game.
Have y'all been enjoying Clash's updates? Yes or no?
I saw they removed one of the hero slots. That's a good change.
I saw they said they're never adding in a new level again. Thank God!
No, decent. The game sucks. It's been getting better.
Yo, does the meta suck? It's the best it's been in six months.
Okay, that's fair because six months ago the game was shit.
6 months ago the game was shat about.
Meta isn't good.
Yo, I saw Mortar Bay is still in the meta.
How has Mortar Bay been in the meta for like 3 years?
I mean, again, Supercell, I hope you all already fired the guy that did level 16.
Whoever's on the balancing team, let's get some new eyes on it.
Mortar Bay has been in the meta for 3 years.
Wake up!
The devs don't play the game, yeah so here's the thing, you shouldn't get pros as devs
because pros are too sweaty for casual players, but you should get high ranked people as devs,
like high ranked people.
Bros LARPING BALL KNOWLEDGE, I'm not LARPING BALL KNOWLEDGE, Riley told me Mortar Bait
was in the meta 4 years ago and it was in the meta that I was playing a year ago.
The battle changes coming next season.
Jinxed the Skeleton Barrel is still broken.
My most hated card ever was probably Skeleton Barrel.
Prime Goblin Machine was unfucking bearable.
Prime Goblin Giant was unbearable.
Play with Riley, chat I know.
I texted Riley the other day,
I'm gonna play with Riley soon.
Chat, I think today I'm gonna play,
I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm probably gonna play chaos
I'm probably gonna play some ranked and I might play with rap. I might play with rider y'all
Now chat is there any spots, okay the clan is full if there's anybody that's inactive we could kick somebody and maybe get somebody from the chat
Pancake boys inactive because he's banned so he's on a burner. So pancakes that Wow
Wow, Chad look at this, this is an active clan.
Not a single person has the yellow badge of doom.
This is what I'm talking about, boys.
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Jinxy, be happy you weren't playing
when Evo Executioner was dominating.
What do you mean, like 2021?
2022?
Goblin Giant's dead?
Yeah, they did the classic like over nerf.
They did the classic like over-nerve, bro.
I've left my girlfriend for this clan.
Hama.
That's what I'm talking about, bro.
Hama.
This is the type of energy and passion that new and improved 2026 Jinxie vs. Pringin.
Yo, guys, if you're in the clan, bro, lock in.
You can't have a girlfriend or a child, bro.
These are the rules, bro.
We need max donations, probably 10 to 15 battles a day.
He could make some room.
High score, who do you think?
Bro, this is the best emo of the game.
I want this emo, bro, what?
Wait guys, how is it limited?
What was it limited in?
Was it limited in an event or something?
How was it limited?
It was the event where they said no more levels.
Oh, and then they blamed everything on the king
Yo Supercell I'm gonna say this again, bro. Whoever made level 16 like he should not have a job skill whoever that was bro
Deadass man
Supercell all you guys have to do bro is add in new cards new modes
That's it new cards new modes new evos
Also, if you guys love heroes so much, sure, add in heroes, add in like, for every 3 evos,
1 hero.
People like evos way more than heroes.
All y'all gotta do is add in new modes and new cards.
That's it!
That's it, bro.
Alright chat, okay, what should I rip, bro?
Chad what should we do should we play should we play the new chaos or should we play ranked with Riley
Well, let's just chat. Let's just play with Riley bro
Let's just play with Riley
Okay, we chat one second check give me like two minutes. I'm gonna call Riley one sec
All right chat. Yeah guys I'm vaping up a storm in there. I'm vaping it up bro. All
right I'm about to call Raleigh. Let me see if Raleigh would pick up. Is he on right now?
Yeah, I just texted him.
Oh, I think Roddy's in a battle.
I think Roddy's in a battle right now.
He is.
He's high up.
Holy shit.
He's number 12.
Oh, no wonder that's why I didn't pick up.
Well he won by...
Oh no.
I would have threw my phone out of a glass window.
He got long lightnings with a second last round.
Am I trippin' or did I just see Jinxie say he was gay in a clip?
Cool kid.
That clip is a year old and I explained that clip.
I'm gonna do a TikTok explaining that clip.
I'm not gay, chat.
Shout it out to the people that are, but bro, chat, I am attracted to women, bro.
Cap.
Cap.
Sure.
Sus.
Cap.
Cap.
Cap.
Oh, guys.
Are we sure?
Yo, yes.
Liam.
We're sure.
Guys.
Okay.
Whatever.
Wait.
Roddy said yes.
He's down.
Yes.
Okay.
Roddy said give him one minute.
He said give him one minute.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, maybe I could play a battle while we wait chat.
I've been playing so much ranked, bro, guys, as y'all know, bro, my ultimate goal was to
get top one K. I never did it.
I came close that one night and I had it and then I went on a 200 metal tone.
I'm getting top one K this season.
Yo, hello
Is that who I think it is
Yo, hello
It's good to hear your day
Hello, bro, hello, how have you been dude Riley? I've been grinding class for the last five days, bro
Dude, I saw you push up 4000 trophies.
Dude, I went from like, um, yo, why did they make Ranked 14k?
That's way too much, no?
Bro, it's so much, especially for someone who's already played Ranked before in the
Ultimate Champion.
Wait, you're right.
Yo, if you already played Ranked, you should not have to keep fucking re-unlocking Ranked.
That's so dumb.
Well, like I understand the purpose of it, it's to get it to where new players don't
like rank, because ranked is way more sweaty than trophy road.
But don't box it up to where like, if I unlocked ranked eight months ago,
I don't have to keep re unlocking it.
That was annoying.
Yeah.
I mean, I think to keep ranked, you have to hit champion every season, but since
you quit, you weren't hitting champion.
I think champions like league three or four, you have to hit there to keep it
unlocked every season.
Dude.
Yeah.
I literally, I think I was master one, if I believe for the last two seasons,
I think, or around there.
Yeah, yeah, because you you barely played so it took your rank way to that happened to me on my fifth account
I had to go up 8,000 trophies to play ranked. I was so pissed. I was so mad at fifth account
I thought you had four accounts, bro. You have five accounts. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude
I was so mad because I had to go up 8,000 trophies to play ranked us and they're playing the whole like like the whole day
So you were like running into a kid at like 10k trophies, bro
Yeah, yeah, I told Supersaw. I'm like, dude, if you guys don't just give me ranked, I'm probably gonna make at least a hundred people quit the game like, yeah, bro, dude, that's literally coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb, bro, you were queuing at like, ready, I thought you had Riley Riley and then to Kuma.
I thought you only had three accounts actually. Yeah, no, I have another. Yeah, I have two more. I only really play actively on three, but I have five with max decks and stuff.
and stuff. Oh my god. Bro. Dude. Okay. Well, if you're down to play bro, I'm down. Like
I'm down. Like I've been playing bro. I've been playing. No bro. I'm down. Dude. I saw
you play FNCS with a Pollo yesterday bro. You kind of cooked everyone bro.
I
Really did you watch the same game as me? Yo, I did yeah, yeah, I'm so crazy, bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you killed queasy in a fair 1v1 and there was this like this crazy highlight that you did
You're in like this end game and like you were like
Scorming around and you like box someone up and cook them. It was like actually like crazy. Wait, I don't even Robbie
I didn't box anybody which I did I
I think you were watching play-off.
Yeah, you were watching play-off.
That wasn't even me.
Yo, Randy.
Are you the one who fell off the map at the top
and then got resident fell again?
No.
Was that fast?
I had to pull them twice.
I had to pull them once in the endgame.
Oh, oh.
At least you killed Queezy, bro.
That's all that matters.
He's one of the goats.
What is it going?
He won Globals, bro.
Did you even know that?
I didn't even know that.
Yeah, he won last year at Globals.
Bro, and Roddy, I remember you're actually good at like Fortnite, bro.
You're actually good.
Dude, but Roddy, I got depressed because Puyo is like literally the best player in the
world, if not the second best player in the world.
And I was so bad, we got 16th, bro.
I thought you got 12th, or was that like a fake picture?
Wait, I think we were in 12 going into the last game, and then we finished 16. Oh
Yeah, what oh, yeah, what um?
What place did we get? Oh, okay? That's not bad. Okay, it's not about
Now I was these I was you know the worst creator of the second worst creator there
Yeah, how many kills did Braden have did he have one kill or zero kills? I need to know
But didn't boxy have zero kills. I saw this tweet
It was like zero kills, zero assists, zero help in like 28 minutes, like time plate or something.
Didn't you have no kills?
Okay.
Raiden had zero kills.
Chat rally said how many did facts and you have how many facts and you have facts.
He had like three unless it was like a big picture.
Yeah.
Cause it was like zero kills, zero like wins and just like it was like slandering and
right.
I felt kind of bad.
So chat.
All I gotta know is I didn't have the least kills.
I don't even care. I wanted to get one kill and I got two. So I'm chilling, bro.
Wait, are you wearing a messy jersey?
Yes, bro. This is, Bradley, this is literally I got this right after
Bessie won World Cup and it all peeled off.
You literally can see 2022.
Oh, it peeled off. Oh, bro, that's sick.
Brad, have you been on this?
The biggest. I'm not the biggest soccer fan, but I watched.
I watched Argentina against Egypt that I actually watched that game.
That's like the only soccer game I've ever watched in my life.
I was rooting for the game.
So you were cheering for Messi, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, Robbie, a lot of people think that game was spring.
You what do you think?
OK, listen, bro, like I'm very well educated on this match.
You can't rig three goals in 15 minutes.
Egypt just sucks.
That's on them.
Holy ball knowledge, bro.
See, Robbie, I always knew you.
You can see the three goals in 15 minutes.
Yo, Jack, real.
If you can see three goals, 50 minutes, you lost like any.
You are another thing that I saw too was like, okay
Maybe they did like get like a lucky call, but they would have just got one goal back
They're 3-3 and they're getting a message just dropping a hat trick on them regard true
He just does true and beat you and they were looked even dumber
So they honestly got lucky they got packed up quickly and yet yet again, bro true yet again, man
Yeah, right. Holy ball knowledge, bro. Now, right. How do you want to do this, bro?
Do you want to do it like the old days like we just swap one on one on one on one on?
I'm down I'm down okay we can go you want me to start off yeah yeah right by the way this
card is broken what's his name Oren Ronan Ronan Ronan Riley I got on five days ago about 30
minutes into my session I had a level 16 mini pecker versus a level I believe 11
Ronan might be dead in one second.
Yeah, I want to be clear when I say this, if you're an underleveled player and all of the pay to win
players are bending you over a table, put this guy in your deck.
They can have a level 29 Pekka and you can have a level one Ronan.
It doesn't matter because he parries their damage.
So whatever damage they do, he does to them.
He's later really broken like broken
But this guy's a god like chat if you're
Dude it might be the coolest card they've added in a while because it's not actually crazy on top ladder
But it's crazy for the mid ladder players
I think it was to help out the underleveled guys
Yes, because I'm gonna be honest, bro
If you understand the gimmick of it, you're not ever gonna put a pekka into a Ronin
But chat guess what if you're at fucking 10k trophies 9k 8k
They're gonna put a pekka into the Ronin every time and then your Ronin is gonna one shot him and then you're up seven elixir
literally in a second
Dude that card is dude
I think the Ronin is just cool though like cuz even if it's like level one it will still help you
Compared to like other cards where they'll just be useless. What's the lowest level I sure it could be rally is it nine? I
I think it's 11 every card starts at like like all the legendary start at level 11. I think
All right, me how I'm gonna queue this up rally
All right, let's go
Here we go, right, okay, let's go. It's good to be back bro
First game in man. It's great to be back. It's been a long time. Yo, is my deck still good or is it bad?
Um, I think it's it's good
But I don't know how many fuck it isn't here because of the Ronin maybe you might want like a Ronin yourself or something
My favorite one like he's literally my favorite. Yeah, I think you're that good solid room
We should look you do a chaos 1v1 to bro. Dude. I'm down. Do you want to do it after this game chaos 1v1?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love chaos. There was like the chaos rank season
I almost finished first in it, but then this guy got like that e-barbs spawner and he beat me in five seconds
And I didn't finish it because of that. It was so funny.
What do you think is the most broken Chaos card ever?
Um, probably Ronin.
Wait, Chaos? Why? What does he do in Chaos? That's good.
Have you... There's this one that rejects projectiles. It deflects projectiles.
So it's like a monk and a Ronin at the same time.
Oh yeah, I got that against my brother. It even rejected the tower.
It like rejects the tower shot.
Yeah, it reflects a nearly every single card in the game. Like it's actually ridiculous and
It will reflect like if you throw a gobbler on the tower, you can drop the rodent on the gumball
It will throw it back at you and stuff like that for real sees
Yeah, it's actually insane. Yeah, or maybe that you bar but to the e-bar pot basically there was this it was the far
But it would spawn two e-bars every like seven seconds and you just get three crown every time they drop dude Riley
What I think is the most broken
card is
The pekka miner it like you minor the tower and immediately a pekka. It's a good dumbest shit ever. Oh
Bro, that one's insane. I remember the first time I saw it. I just got completely destroyed
I didn't do anything I got destroyed didn't even know what happened then got three crowned like 30 seconds later
That was the first time chaos came out
Bro bro, you gotta lock in on this game look that guy's a pretty good matchup. You have to be careful. I think he just spent
this bit nine elixir oh no I'm just supposed to come on jinx you you got
this no I'm watched oh my god no minions there no okay okay it's good it's good
the bottle is gonna take for the graveyard oh god okay oh god oh no why
did you have a mega night okay all right I got this rally I promised you all
win this game got this I believe you really got evil snow evil witch you
have a mini packer you've been a bullet for defense like you have all the
defenses you need nice great evil snow I love that nice wait that's gonna take up
the wizard I think in the next role oh no watch out make sure to watch out for
the hog rider too
but how did I like he just kept all that that it was pretty clean for no time
with the millions, but I'm not longed in.
No, bro, Gige, it's fine, bro.
Like, do you say Gige?
Yeah.
He knows.
Bro, you know back when I was like 11 years old, I used to
watch him and whenever he'd say Gige, because I was a
massive T2 fan, I used to be so mad behind the screen
whenever he'd say Gige.
So you were hurling to the hate train.
Yes, well, not hate, because I liked him.
I just hated that he would say Gige like that after getting
I'm like a lucky kill on TeeFoo because I was the biggest TeeFoo fan of all time. Like I actually love that guy. Yeah
I love TeeFoo. He was like he was like the same skill as Ninja
But he was way more nonchalant and he had like a lot more aura
I think. Bro, he had like the no scopes and stuff. He was just so broke. He was just cool. Hold up wait
Let's wait. I have to build a chaos deck?
Yeah, okay
So basically they're doing three phases of chaos and there's different cards in each phase like so there's a few new cards
That were added in and taken out
I see it's under my collection. These are all chaos. Yeah, everyone in here are the chaos cards and
I think a few of the cards have like a little bit of different modifiers as well
Wait, it's Ronan in here. Oh my god. He is yeah, yeah Ronan still in here Ronan still in here
Rowdy, I'm coming for that as well
Yo, what okay bet. I mean, I'm gonna be right back on yours. Ro like I'm just gonna make this that yeah
Dude, I actually okay. I'm trying to think like what's the best chaos car?
Yeah, what's like a broken chaos card? Give me a broken one. Oh
You could have chat make the deck low key
Guys, I could only wait wait the same. Okay. They're saying a lot. Okay. They're saying this one
Yeah, I'm only gonna be able to be ready if I cheese him, bro
I need something that's like really no no JC and chaos mode. You can be anybody, bro
Like that's what makes it so fun is that bro. I lost to my YouTube editor in chaos
He has he's never he has he's never had ultimate champion and he beat me three times in a row
Like it's moda's like it doesn't take skill. It's funny
All right, I'll be good luck, bro. We've never played in chaos. Good luck
Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay
Dude chaos is my favorite mode ever I think she's a runner. She's a track star. All right, Roddy
I already have a good card for you, bro. I do. Oh my god. We got the same one
Oh my god, bro, I couldn't react in time. Oh my god
Nice
Okay
He buried it Pro this card is actually so cool
I
Yeah, I like how they gave it out for free to I thought that was safe. Yeah, they need to do more
We just watch out for the right side on the bandit the Ronin to
Good
Wait, really? You're in trouble. I missed my rage. Oh
Oh my god, wait, this is good unless you get like a crazy one. I have something insane one
There's no way you could defend this
No, it's the archery arrows! Oh my god! Oh my god, I'm gonna stop here.
Bro, I'm so scared.
Dude, I wanna find like the- I'm gonna try to find the best chaos deck tomorrow.
Like, just like the dumbest shit ever.
Wait. Kill the witch, kill the witch. Nice!
Oh my god, here it was. By the way, you probably should put that on my tower,
because it's-
Oh, you're right! Wait, I could do that!
Yeah, it's like it wasn't my target. This tombstone guards is super good because after that it's gonna spawn a scalping thing as well.
Wait, what?
What?
Yo, okay! I have no elixir! Bro, what is happening?
I have zero elixir! How do you have that much?
You gotta manage the elixir.
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? The bottom? The bottom?
I wish when I quit clash they didn't drop chaos like I wish it they dropped it like a year ago when I was like you know what I mean I wish but at least it's still yeah when clash was at its peak yeah I mean it's nice that it came out at all because they've never like made a good new mode like I feel like all the new modes have been kind of bad but this one was actually good
was actually good bro everything is raged up on the map for me right now wait
what what ability I get okay I have the one that oh every time your e-wish
shoots it does a lightning strike I got almost put up it says he was please no
it's gonna die please die die die nice oh my god I got the best one I think
you're cut what do you mean the best one what did you get what did you get what
you get what it's you go to the
don't worry about it don't worry about it
dude I just I've been defending the whole
how much I have to do
I'm going to be on the other side
bro
I'm going to be on the other side
don't worry
Jaxie look look look I have four goblin brothers
what the fuck
I got four jitties
braddy braddy braddy
no don't tease me bruh please
I need broken stuff like this that is trash I need just broken stuff bro please God
Okay, I'm gonna change up. What is this do? What is this one do this has this has to be
good. Let me get this. Oh, we chat really? No, but it's not in it's not in chat. I think
you guys talk about phase one. I think I'm talking about phase one. Okay, okay, this
This one has to be broken.
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Jack, on ironically, I think Chaos is probably the best mode they ever did.
They need to keep doing Chaos.
Okay, this one, oh, and this low key, and that's what this too.
It's kind of like a silly deck, but I think it's fun.
Dude, I don't know what else to add, guys.
Like, what else could I add?
Maybe just get, like, another, yeah, yeah, yeah, Chad, this, this, this, this, this,
Is this this this?
Okay.
Bradley, good luck, bro.
Hey, I made some changes, buddy.
Good luck, bro.
I made some changes.
I did too.
I changed my wing condition up.
I don't want to use the same deck again
because I'd be kind of lame.
Okay, okay.
Hey, Jack, what does this mean?
Wait, it's going to be,
it's going to go back and forth?
What do you mean, washed?
Oh, because I lost to Riley, I'm washed.
Yes, sir.
Sure, bro, you would win.
Oh, you have the boomerang god, bro.
That's kind of cool.
Okay, I want to see what it does.
I want to see what it does.
Look, it's pretty cool.
It just killed the whole tombstone.
Okay.
Oh, he parries the dash too.
He parries everything.
All right, man.
Oh, by the way, he's crazy against the Golden Knight because if the parry blocks the dash,
and the gold knight just stops moving and it doesn't dash the stuff behind it, it's
like a golden knight counter.
Wait Ronnie, say that again, say that again.
Okay, so like imagine you have your witch right?
Yes.
Behind a Ronin, if the Ronin parries a golden knight dash, then it won't go to the witch
and the skellies, it will just stop right there.
Okay, yeah I got it, you won out of set, okay that makes sense.
Okay, I got a pretty good one, this is going to be really annoying for you later, okay.
Oh my god, you have the magic archer X, Moe.
Oh, you read it.
Yeah, yeah, I, to be honest, it's maybe kind of sweaty, but I click on like the thing right away to see what you get.
At least not get caught off guard.
Like I try to prepare for defense every time.
But did you pre-cycle your sappy? Yo, you're pre-cycling your troops in the middle.
God, you're smart, bro.
And now I'm gonna put a little weight what this?
Yes.
Wait, you're in a lot of trouble.
I think he just lost.
Wait, how?
Wait, where, where, where?
I'm gonna put a little weight to this.
You're gonna drop the lab breakers.
No, I'm not missing it.
The tombstone, the tombstone!
What?
That's not fair!
What?
I just get encrypted, my breakers.
Okay, I just got a nice one.
Do you mind if I drop my X-Lo into your knight because it's gonna go right through it?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Oh my god, no, you got the rodent!
No, you got the rodent one.
Look, look, look, it's going to go right through and hit the tower.
Look, it's on the tower.
Did you see that?
Oh, I don't even see it.
I feel it in my ass.
How many wall breakers can one human being have?
Ah!
Look, you're going to see a few more.
I'm going all in.
All in.
Everything I got, everything.
I'm not worried.
Oh, Jixi, it'll be fun. No, no, no.
Chaos will be a good time.
Jixi, chaos is good, bro.
Anyone can win in chaos, bro.
Rami, I'm getting bent over a table, bro.
I know you like it, though, bro. It's fun.
All right.
This one, this one, this one.
Which I think this one, I think this one.
Look at the bandit!
Look at the bandit!
Look at the bandit!
Look at the bandit!
Yo, the wall breakers!
The wall breakers!
Did you do an Alexa glitch?
I think no, I think you did an Alexa glitch!
Riley! Riley!
Bro, I'm just defending!
All I'm doing is defending!
I don't want you to just keep attacking!
I can easily win this bro I'm not goblin laughing bro it's just funny bro
chat I can't do the expo because Riley's literally perfect so he doesn't let me lock
on he just keeps cycling okay ready I'm going like full sweat bro full try hard
Okay, oh this one. Okay, you get this this
Dude, I love this mode like it's way too fun. Oh, this is the best one in the game, bro
Like I'm gonna have a look at this. I think this is just the best building in the game
Okay
Get this
And then what else or not this?
All right, I got a new deck
Okay, my chat's gonna help me a little bit.
Chat help me help me.
Okay.
Guys, I wanted to-
By the way, I'm gonna give you tips too.
The best win conditions in this are Goblin Barrel and Bush, in my opinion.
Why?
Buy them too.
Because at their Epic modifier, they spawn Goblin Brawlers.
Oh my god, okay.
So the bush will spawn four and the Goblin Barrel will spawn three.
And the barrel, you can place them on the tower and spawn three Goblin Brawlers on their
head oh my god berserkers in here wait what yeah oh my god I was cute a
battle okay there we go bro be honest do you still have feelings for the
berserker after all the time away from flash okay yo I there was I never had
feelings for the berserker bro come on what's right I don't understand okay I
have a question about chaos yeah if I put an ability on the berserker right and
And then, 10 minutes later, or five minutes later, I put another ability on her?
Does it cancel out, or is it all combined now?
It cancels.
So if you get two modifiers for the same card, it will use the most recent one you chose.
So is it better to just keep doing new ones?
Almost always, unless you get an insanely crazy one.
Like, for example, right, you know how I said the Ronin Monk one is the best one?
If you have a different one on the Ronin, it's good to replace.
But most of the time, you just get new ones.
you're just wasting one okay um the thing is it used to not be like this it used to be like if
you got a modifier then you just couldn't get a new mod for that card but it got kind of annoying
where like you'd be forced to just choose bad mods over and over again until you got the one or two
that you wanted so let's say I have a card in chaos that is broken but I don't like the first
ability should I just pick the other one just so I can get the good abilities on it later
You know what I mean?
Yes.
Okay.
Like, save your big doll.
That's what I do.
Okay, so Chaos actually does have a little bit of skill into it.
What?
There's, it's very little.
Like, if you play like an hour or two of Chaos, you're maxed out on all the strategies.
Got it.
Okay.
Wait, everyone's saying this is pre-recorded.
Yeah, chat, pre-recorded, bro.
We pre-recorded this.
You're ready.
Why would you even put down the Pekka?
I have the Ronin, baby!
It's okay.
I don't really mind that too much.
I just use a cycle through my deck.
Even though this part is like actually insane I
Did I'm telling you if you're under level just use the broken bro like this guy's literally the under level chat
The road is the definition of a hundred love
Right he got the gobbled what I lost I just farted it's not the gobbled one, but it's pretty broken
Whoa where my guards where my guards
Well, you got to do something like...
Why is there so much poison? Where are my gobs at?
Where are my gobs?
You dropped it right before you clicked the modifier, so you get it on the next round.
By the way, okay, I'm gonna give you another chaos tip.
If you look at the top right, it says when you're gonna get your next modifier.
So right before that timer, you probably don't wanna drop any cards unless you absolutely have to.
Got it, so just, if you're at like a couple seconds, just wait. Got it.
Yeah, unless you need to defend.
It looks like Spawners are pretty good at this too, huh, right?
Yeah, Barfut's not that good though.
I really think that the Tombstone is really good.
I don't think that the Barfut is that good anymore.
It used to be the best.
Oh my God! Oh my God, Jynxxy, Jynxxy, Jynxxy.
Riley, you lost, bro. I'm actually sorry.
Jynxxy, just prepare to get touched, bro.
Jynxxy, Jynxxy, prepare to get touched, bro.
Just prepare to get touched, bro.
You know what I have?
I want to go long gang!
I want to go long gang!
I want to go long gang!
Jinxie?
Yo Raddy, I have a mini mega knight
hot bro, good luck.
Well, well, well, Jinxie,
you're not gonna get to my solar and grime bro
cause I'm putting feces on your head.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
My god, bros!
Bro, I didn't even know you had
sneaky pack-up man! I wasn't...
Nice.
Let's go.
Riley, I'm not even doing damage to you, bro!
You're like in chaos, bro!
Okay, one more Vell Dice!
Where'd it go?
One more!
Alright, one more, one more.
Okay.
Alright, let me get this.
Okay, I have an idea oh
Yeah, I remember I did this deck. Okay, let me get this this this
Anything else you think
This not for you I'm losing to a pro player. Hey bud you would also lose
You
I'm going to do something crazy, bro. I'm going to do something insane. I'm going for an insane
strategy. I really hope this works, man. I really hope what I click works here. Like,
I'm just trying to cook up a duck right now, but I'm not fully sure if this will be good.
but let's see.
Electricity!
Zap!
My trunks!
Okay, are you ready?
Zap.
Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
Okay.
Dude, Riley, don't get nervous, bro.
I have an interesting selection here.
I have an interesting selection.
Just a little bit.
Oh my god, the channel points are crazy.
They have 13 million on me and only 700,000 on you for a call.
appreciate the love y'all appreciate the love guys okay this looks broken let's go
let's see this one's pretty good oh you got the arrows bro that one's insane
by the way it will kill musketeers and you was and stuff just like instantly oh
yeah cuz it's like two stories damage Riley I hope you're prepared to defend in
air assault air I don't have that many air defenses oh my god okay oh you have
him though Jesus okay so chat what is this and this be enough probably right
no alright oh wait oh wait no it is because of the two times arrows you're
right the two times arrows I forgot about those oh okay I'll take this cuz it
will help kill the baby dragon yeah what do y'all think probably this nice
that's good that's good that's good yes but you can see look at this what happened
my tower. Why did I- oh I forgot. I forgot about the Chug Muffin. Oh my god! Why is he so fast?
Why is it so fast? What? Oh my dude it just zooms, it runs like a hog rider. Okay, so
your only air troop is... I have a lot of air defense. I have XE and Baby Dragon. I was
getting it while I'm not having much. I should be good. I should be good, chat.
It's gonna one shot the final
Okay, this is the only game I've actually done damage we have a chance we're not winning but we have chance oh
My yo, I just have to take this one for the culture. I have to take this one for the culture
I don't even really want it, but it's too funny not to take it bro. Yo, Bradley. I have a little bit of a ace up my sleeve here, bro
Oh
Oh, I lost oh one elixir lightning like that sounds no, it's a chain lightning it lightens everything it chains on to I
Think wait search a chain. Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah. Oh my god. Let's stop it
Two berserkers, bro. Who's saying no
Arrows nice
nice
what is that thing zooms
that thing zooms
oh my god look look look
tell me we're not cracking all of this bro
two berserkers and it really doesn't work
oh my god
yo yo yo
oh my god jinxie you're cooked
you're cooked you're cooked you're cooked
oh i'm cooked
oh i'm cooked
yeah you're cooked
oh i'm cooked oh i'm cooked
oh i got the cook now
Oh no you got the packet! Wait but Jaxy look the queen is on your tower the queen!
Oh no stop it wait I'm just gonna spam you you won't even be able to use your packet
you're just gonna be on defense double game I'm just gonna spam you
you dropped your packet but you're gonna get three crowns
Chill Chill Chill Chill Chill Chill Hold up Jaxy Jaxy Jaxy Chill Chill Chill Chill Hold up
wait for it wait no you're gonna minor i'm gonna try to catch it with the
ronin oh my god it's on the kick wait you have no time
nice let's go oh i just i just want to win
oh my god
i mean jack stop saying geed stop saying geed bro i'm gonna lose it in the
second here stop that was the closest one but you took you took my tower
rally i got the most broken card in the game bro and that's what i needed to take it your tower
okay rally one more last game i swear okay all right now i got it i got it okay you see the vision
okay let's see let me get oh this i'm just gonna make a really annoying deck
And then this yeah, that's gonna be super annoying
Yeah, I should get a spell your chat if you use recruse. Hey bud if you use recruits in chaos mode
You should be stuffed into a locker, bro. I don't believe it bullying, but if you specifically do that
Hey, maybe you should get fully bro
Look
Use
I'm gonna win this one, okay?
We're not allowed to play ranked chat until I at least get close.
Wait, what is that?
This is the freaking edge of the game.
Fireball, the fireball bear.
That's like when Ron said fireball.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
said Fireball. I remember when he said that. Classic. God, that's a classic moment. Okay,
I have... Dude, I was playing against Ken this morning, Riley, and he used Salis, but they split
into many... Or they split into Pecas. I'm not kidding. I think. Oh yeah, the Zappis. It's Zappis.
It's Zappis. They split into Zappis. Yeah, if you get that one, I might be cooked.
Oh, wait, look at him. Did I? Nice. You fireballed it out of the range and then you
missed your other fireball.
Right.
Alright, I got this. Don't worry.
Okay, okay, okay. I believe, bro. I believe. Look at my knight. It's so slow, but they
It has so much HP.
Okay, rather what I have to start doing is I have to start actually beating your cards better, bro
Yeah, yeah, it will help a lot. So you don't get surprised like remember when I went back on your tower
You would have had an idea and you would have been like making sure to watch out for it
Yo, I don't know man. This this night has a lot of health
You just lost you have no elixir
This night has a lot of...
...Panels!
Oh my god!
I have another one at the bridge.
Yo Riley, you're like lollipop, jolly, ice cream rainbows right now, bro.
I wanna die!
How does your night...
That's the kind of experience.
Yo, yo, please rally crap, but your night has your wise the boys are taking up the entire map
Okay, well, thanks. Yeah, I'm also kind of do this look wait. What am I night? Just one shot here. You wait. What's your furnace doing?
What's your furnace doing? It doesn't move. It's just gonna sit here forever. Wait, I mean, it's gonna sit here for the rest of the game
How much you kill it? Yeah
Who's balancing these cards man, who's bad? Oh, it's bouncing these brown
You're the best chaos player of all time.
Stop!
Thank you.
What the fuck?
Yo, I can't.
I can't.
Look at the East Spirit.
Look at the East Spirit.
It's just going crazy.
Did you see the East Spirit in like 7,000 directions?
Oh my god.
That was insane.
Okay.
I got this one.
You're going to be in a lot of trouble, Jinxy.
Oh no.
No, no, no.
The Queen one.
I have to wait.
I need to block it. Oh my god. Nice.
Somebody just, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
I'm just gonna get four of my Tyson's. I'm spawning one of my Tyson's.
What do you mean, my toe? My god, they're back!
And I got four more in here.
Why don't we take it out? It's too tight!
No, no, it's never too tight. It's never too tight.
No, it never is bro. It never is. It's paying in.
I'm sorry.
What?
Let's go.
Hey, Roddy.
I'm going to need like 20 seconds.
Well, I need a minute.
Hey, hey, I need a minute.
Okay, okay.
I need a minute.
All right.
I need a minute.
You have a charge.
You guys think that I got him good?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Bro, I love chaos.
Breaked?
Riley put it in me next.
Bro, hi guys.
After I saw the way you were mugging out the world cup, bro, I saw this TikTok clip.
I was really just thinking about, oh no, bro, I was having some devious thoughts, bro.
Yo, what?
What are you even talking about?
missed you love you bro w Riley giving me points I got you bro I'm gonna lose at
some point if we keep playing chaos though cuz this mode is no skill what I
guys I don't vape I've actually I don't vape bro only once in my life ever
I don't vape. Get on a hinge with Jay. Wait, what do people call him that?
Caught? What? I admitted it. I self reported.
It's been too long. Dude, this mode is so fun.
What's it dad like isn't that like the hand movement you do from
2016?
No, no, no, no.
Roddy, what's good, man?
I don't have an X-code.
Yo, what's up?
I'm vaping with a couple of coffee in my hand.
Yeah, I went in there and ripped my vape.
Sure, bro.
Sure.
All right, Roddy, are we going to get sweaty here or what?
I'm down to get sweaty.
Okay, bro.
Now, dude, you're at the tip top of the leaderboards, man.
I'm on the grind up, bro.
Let's do this shit.
Rada, do you want me to screen share?
What do you want me to do?
Yeah, yeah, screen share would be more fun, I think,
because there's like a one and a half second to delay
on the game.
Vamo, inspecting.
Vamo, Bora.
All right, Rada.
Yo, I'm in League 4 currently, and I'm trying to get to League 5.
You're trying to get to League 5?
Yeah.
Bro, if you try to reach Ultimate Champion,
I could be tough your first date, just be on my top.
I'm fucking down.
Hey, hey, I'm ready.
I'm down.
You down?
I'm down.
I'm down, big Ryan, bro.
I'm down.
Okay, let's go.
This guy, probably, I don't know what this guy is, but he has evo wizard.
Rada, this is my favorite, he won in the game, by the way, but I don't have it because my
clan said it's exclusive.
It's the one where he goes.
Wait, the one with the hog rider?
No, it's the one where he's like.
Or the one with the hand on his shoulder?
It's one where the barbarians like son to that. Oh, yes, it's just like
Dude you're against lava wizard Jinx you might want to arrows on that or snowballs nice
He's one car off of the team stone he's back to two stone, okay
Do you know how the hero Megan in your words? Yeah, I do I do
Bro, you almost got one.
I would have been sick.
You can bowler into that, that's a pretty good bowler.
He has evil wizard though, so you have to be a bit careful
because you can't really get rid of it.
So, Roddy, why is this bowler good here?
Because it's just gonna walk up,
it's gonna stay stalled,
and you're gonna make a massive push off of it.
Bro, you're fucking smart.
Yeah, that's why, like, there's two cards in the game,
you go two and throw an opposite lane up.
Well, not only two cards, but the two main ones
are bowler and sparky,
because they just stall out for so long
and then they just end up dying anyways.
It's a pretty good graveyard here.
That bowler's gonna stay alive as long as the...
Nice! Oh my God!
Look at the bowler! It's on the wizard!
He's there as well! Nice!
Oh my God! One more!
Oh my God!
Nice!
Get the arrows, dude.
Get the arrows, right?
Yup, that just completely dead of a minion.
Fuck it.
Perfect.
Dude, this is exactly what the thought
that I'm talking about.
Yo, Roddy, I'm getting Ultimate Champion today, buddy.
This is my IQ clash royale. I believe it bro. I believe it.
He said the thing bro. He said the thing. We gotta get a W in the chat bro.
Okay, this boulder is gonna be like dialed in. He's just gonna sit here and stall out.
This evil witch is gonna be annoying. He has two more cards left to play but I assume if he could kill the witch it would have done it already.
You might want to get some arrows down on that wizard just to help damage it a bit.
nice I like this this is good I mean it's fun because you're already back to a
brand new witch you're already back you can just drop a new one down nice put
into arrows even go for the minions on the baby dragon after if you want I don't
think you need arrows I think you could probably giant here but not yet you
probably want to wait for the witch is he back to lightning right not yet not
not not just yet no and even if he lightens he's just gonna instantly lose
the game because he can't
that was a bad lava nice come on yes let's go nice
right you can't see but i'm giving the air back shots right now right i'm giving the air back
yo i was wondering what that noise was it was like just clapping no yes bro
Oh, my God, I forgot to put a towel over my chair, bro, my ass got like six diseases
from this, Chad.
Wait, what?
So, Raddy, basically for the last two to three years now, I have put a towel over my chair
because my chair is fucking disgusting and I forgot to and, okay, I'll be back, Jesus.
Oh my God.
Five seconds.
Are you like, wait, wait, guys, is he not allowed to wash it?
Like couldn't you get get like some cleaning supplies and wash it or am I tripping? I was gonna ask him, but then he just left
No, he can't
No, oh to be honest, I don't really I
Don't really know like how like what would have to happen. I'll be able to clean it
It's too broke wait because I've seen that I've seen that chair like in person before but
maybe I was just like not paying attention
did you ever make me back to Byron Bay the day you told me to quit drinking and
thinking that I was gonna die before 30 your mom was so worried about
You're a great singer, bro.
You're a great singer.
Apex Legends?
Guys, do you actually like Apex, by the way?
I feel like that's not a good game, and a lot of it.
I'm back, so I didn't hear you.
I didn't have my headset on.
Oh, I'm back.
Oh, oh, I just said you're a great singer.
Rada, can you hear me?
Yo, hello?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can.
OK, I can hear you.
Shall I play another one, Robby?
Shall I play another one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Best hero?
Bro, guys, the best hero is probably Magikart, sure.
Probably Magikart.
Yo, Robby, did Hero 2 still come out today?
No, it came out last month.
Oh, I saw it.
Like, I saw it.
It's really bad.
Dude, yeah, I've only seen it get played like one or two times.
Dude, it's gotten buffed three times and it's still horrible.
No one uses it, not a single person.
Where's the wind counter? Oh yeah, hi guys.
Do you want to get in Breckard, if you could?
Okay, this guy's goal in Vine's like the old deck that you know.
You might want a graveyard mini-peck of the bridge.
Coming to play extra pressure,
because if you're gonna zap, he's on the graveyard
and then you need to have the mini-peck to take his power,
because it's actually in a pressure.
You can snowball too, because he can maybe vines,
but then it doesn't really matter,
because you're just gonna end up taking base-based hull tower anyways,
because the snowball stunned everything.
Get like most of it. That's pretty good. I knew he was gonna vines there too, bro
Yeah, I mean that I mean to be honest like you can't really defend but you need to try to get as much like
Positive out of a bad situation because this match is kind of horrible the chat is
Eminem
You do sound like Eminem for like five seconds about
I miss watching those bro those were so
Okay, that oh you might want to go in here maybe minions
Cuz he has mini paka but most importantly he had no baby dragon in cycle
But to be honest, this is good too because it's gonna take up the whole pump and probably the tower like it's it's it was a great play as well
I think both were good
But now this way you've left the defendable part.
Don't worry, I wish you'd be able to pull over a hero.
I wish you'd give him a fucking Evo, bro.
I agreed.
They gave the princess an Evo. That's like my favorite card.
Yo, I don't even understand how she works yet.
I play against her and I just arrow her every time.
Basically, when she shoots, she has like a freezing arrow.
It's like freezing rain.
And when she dies, she has like an aura that spawns like a freeze on the ground.
But it's not like a real freeze, it's like a slowness.
Okay, vamos.
Maybe snowball early to get to the Evo because you're going to need to get to the Evo snowball for the next defense.
He doesn't have lightning, right? He just has...
No, he just has vines. You have to be careful that you have to get the mini-pecker down.
Then you have to try to get the minions down. If you kill the mini-pecker here, oh no.
I think you might lose the tower. Yeah, I think it's good to save the snow.
It's fine. Just giant graveyard the bridge because it's not like you can stop it.
Maybe wait a second though. You could keep this alive with the snow and then you can just giant the bridge and then graveyard with it.
with this. Hey, Aaron's through 120. Okay, 120. Yeah, Aaron's gonna take up the right
side. How much does Snowball do at level 16? Um, I want to say 80, 88, 90, but I don't
even remember anymore because they changed the spells like just a season ago. Like I
don't even know how much all the spells do. 72. Is Michael gonna have CTE? He'd go on
the back with five seconds left. Wait, what does that mean? CTE. Everyone keeps saying
it and now you're saying it.
Chad, what does it stand for?
It's like if you, in the NFL, if you get hit in the head, Chad, what is it called?
Oh, like brain damage?
Yeah, sort of.
Chad, what is it called?
See, no, but what does it stand for?
Bro, stop typing.
Chronic.
Someone in the chat's gonna know.
Chronic.
Chronic.
Traumatic.
And that Palafate, something, something.
chronic traumatic and and cap show oh my god it just means that your brain gets
messed up from black football basically you know that word was is no what like
isn't it I think his name was like Anthony Brown or Antonio Brown is not
dude like is not what that so Antonio Brown is head if you look up CTE on
Google Antonio Brown should come up like he is the it's actually really yeah it's
it's sad because Antonio Brown was like I wasn't in a Steelers fan but he was
probably one of my player my favorite players going out like he was one of the
best dude rally Antonio Brown in his prime was like a lot of people say he's
the best route runner in NFL history which means like he can run a route
better than any receiver ever and like he played with prime big band the prime
stealers team and yeah it's kind of sad because now he's like a dick bro but
Antonio Brown in his prime dude in his prime man he was a lot of millions he's
the fireball because he might go through the goblin gang okay he has
many fecora and I mean that's unfortunate yeah but he fire about
your witch that's why the minions at the bridge we're good yes dude the only
reason I know that guy is because I saw him on my tiktok like I saw him on
tiktok and people were in the comments like making jokes about like top five
this by the way and stuff like that and like and then I saw like this thing it
was like the search bar and it said like Antonio Brown head injury or something
Yeah, like, um, I saw, dude, I saw a video of Antonio Brown swinging a golf club with cowboy boots on and it was literally the most clear, like CT have ever seen.
He did not swing the club.
Yeah, it's bad.
Make sure to watch out by the way, because mini pecky could get you really good if you're not careful.
Um, he doesn't have it yet.
To be honest, I was kind of yapping.
I wasn't paying attention.
I do think that he has it now.
Like he has it now.
Okay, yeah, there it is
That's pretty much tower down. Look at the left. Oh my god. Make sure the minions
Perfect, I think he might get one if you pause I think you won't get nice. Let's go
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Have the mini-pecker ready for the hog cuz remember if you drop it quick, then you can fully count
Right there he might give up too. There's a chance that he gives up
Yo, he might have given up with starter from the back just in case
Yeah, yeah, yeah. These people be trying to like finesse you randomly. Oh, no, I think you're fine
Please let that all go
Not the end of the world. I'm just gonna witch down
The arrows he's going to
You might go for another hog rider well if he does he's cocked close to this yo you could look at him with an evo snow
I'm just going to save her for the defense to make sure I win, yep.
He's cooked, he's cooked.
Nice!
I'm going to try to go in on the left with like a hog rider goblin gang, but it really
doesn't matter.
Nice.
Beautiful win, bro.
Beautiful win.
You're cooking every...
Bro, you're back, bro.
You're cooking every one.
You're cooking every one.
You're cooking every one.
Bro, you actually think I could get Ultimate Champ tonight if I grind?
If I'm being 100% honest, I truly think that you could, yes.
Ultimate champion right now is for like top 2000,
I think you could do that.
Dude, in my prime, I was top 1700.
Bradley, that one season,
if I'd never played at 2900 medals,
I would have got my first ever top 1K finish, literally.
I know, bro, I know.
Bro, do you remember that one season where like,
it was like I helped you the day before,
and then you played, like on your own,
you got like top 80 in the world,
it's like out of like just randomly,
to make the craziest heater ever. Dude it's funny because um yeah I literally because that's when
I was playing on my phone that was when I was locked I got top 80. Um my best my best finish
was with it was with Giant Skeleton graveyard curse zap that deck was broken but my best placement
I've ever had was Giant Grave... Giant Grave Run. Yeah to be honest I think that the Goblin Hut Giant
Skelton deck was just so strong in the meta at the time and you're a better giant graveyard player than you are like a
Giant skeleton graveyard player because nowadays like giant graveyard is still around right like it's an actual well-rounded deck
No one uses that gobbledom first deck anymore. I'm just cheese for like a month. Yeah. Yeah, this guy's 2.6 by the way
He messed up his cannon. Was he trying to act like the king with that cannon?
Yeah, but he messed up to be honest though
That's not really a viable play because he needs to use his log as well and he needed to log the graveyard
So that's why that was a super good graveyard because it's prevented him from activating.
Oh, yeah, by the way, watch this for the hero ice
school mobility. You're going to hate this card, dude.
I played it a little bit.
It's literally hog 2.6 is just so much better now with it
because, bro, you can't stop it.
Yeah, like it's just like a running freeze.
It's like actually insane, right?
Is the meta like good or bad?
Nothing could be as bad as when I play the Goblin Giant Goblin Machine.
To be honest, the meta is not that bad.
Like, I find it enjoyable to play the game, like, even just like for fun.
Like, it's not a bad meta, in my opinion.
There's no, like, insanely standout, ridiculously broken deck right now, which is fun.
You can kind of play whatever you want, in my opinion.
He might try to hog in a second. You need to be careful.
I think he's gonna go like...
By the way, he has the Evo Musketeer in his deck, too.
So make sure to watch it for the Evo Musk.
and his next cannon is evo.
I'm just waiting.
Nice, bowler.
By the way, make sure to drop minions next time with this,
because it will fully counter the hog,
but this way you're taking one hit.
Okay.
This is a good giant graveyard, though.
You can maybe even...
I would save the minions for defense,
because you might try to hog later to pressure while defending.
Yo, that graveyard!
The graveyard!
I got it!
That's so much damage!
Beautiful.
Make sure to have the mini-pecker ready,
or maybe evo snow, because you might ability it,
and you'll knock back the three spells.
Beautiful snowball that was a beautiful
Because you can just snow for your bow. Yeah
Dude and then you can like line it up with everything. It's like you're so nice
I'm gonna try to like stack up huge push because I have this as I get it. I like it
Yeah, just be careful because you might ice go on the bridge again
And you're gonna need to drop like the woods off to the side because he's gonna ability
Unless you can get a shot off, but yeah, it's gonna get I think a hit. Oh my god
What a defense that was so clean.
He missed the minion, why can't he just go in?
Nice, yep, yep he built.
Make sure to save the mini packet, don't put it on offense,
just kind of, I would let this push go.
Wait, you could try to witch in the back now
and then have the mini packet ready for the hard writer?
I think he's got a 50 piece, let's go!
Oh, he didn't fall, that was prime vinciator.
Shut up!
Prime prime vinciator.
That was prime, let's go.
Let's fucking go, man!
Dude, I think I'm a most...
Are you almost aggressive?
Yeah, bro, I think I'm a most grand champion.
Oh my God, one...
Wait, I think...
Two.
I think that's two games away.
He's 12.
And then...
Bro, do you remember when we got Ultimate Champion on this...
I think it was the second day of the season, maybe even the first.
Do you remember that?
That's, bro.
That season was crazy.
I'll make sure...
That's D.
That's D.
Yeah, it's very deep.
Pause.
Okay.
I don't...
I think he probably ha...
He doesn't have the evil barrel by the way. Okay. Okay. It's an interesting version of the deck
You could just giant here with it. I
Think Giants a bit safer because you figure out what their building is and with the graveyard they get a counter push usually with the giant
It's gonna end up like the ball wound up killing everything does it back in is a terrible hand of the board
Beautiful. He's super cycle by the way. Oh wait, yeah
He's kind of spazzing out. I'll just millions of rich. It's a bridge this guy's deck is like really
Bro, Larry, Larry!
He's, Larry just did so much damage.
Bro, if Larry and...
Okay, what? Okay, Riley!
This guy's average elixir is like one!
What is this?
Yeah, I think his average is like
literally like 1.8 or 1.9.
Wait, I was trolling.
His average is actually 1.8.
I mean, I don't know how to do the math that quickly,
but he has three 1 elixir cards,
two N2 elixir cards.
Ginny with the 25 gifted a subskitter.
But the way that you wish this is you just get an evo witch stacked up like you just
stack evo witches.
Oh yeah.
Because he has zero spells.
He doesn't have a single spell in his deck.
Like I remember back then like when you would play they would have like these types of decks
both like the suspicious bush and not like the goblin barrel.
Now they have like usually goblin barrel and you can kind of just stack up the witches
and bowlers and there's not much that they can do.
Okay next start goblin evo by the way.
Vamo, Vamo.
Okay, make sure to watch out a bit.
I think you can let that go if you want.
Sorry.
This is fine, so you're gonna have to eat that.
No, no, no, bro, it's fine.
You're gonna have to eat that, Bearlo.
Yeah.
To be honest, it doesn't matter as long as you don't lose your tower,
and then you just go Evo, which in the back with a giant and a graveyard,
you win the game easily.
Because the reason why is because he has no big spells, right?
Well, he doesn't have any spells.
He doesn't even have like a law to clear out the Skellies quickly.
Like he has zero spells in his life.
What do you mean by that?
Watch out.
You need to watch out for the Evo dart, though.
You might want to arrows this though.
And you don't really want to push,
because you have to evolve Darth Goblin.
I mean, I guess you could graveyard anyways,
not be very good as well.
You could try to snowball that.
Yeah, because if you snowball it, then the Skelly can hit it.
Come on, Skelly!
Come on, Skelly, hit it!
What are you, Skelly?
Um, OK, it's fine.
Make sure you lock in on defense.
Make sure you lock in on defense.
Have the bowler ready for the Goblin barrel?
Can I have enough of how he's spamming?
I think you're chilling.
That's going to get a lot of damage,
I'm not gonna lose you the game.
Okay, you're fine.
Just be ready.
He's checking me.
Okay, snowball everything.
Nice, what a snowball timing.
Perfect, okay.
I would, okay, yeah, this is fine.
Make sure that arrow's ready.
I think you do need to start up with the witch
in the back though,
because these like graveyard will do some damage,
but it won't take the tower.
It's gonna be ready.
Oh, look at him, look at him.
I see him, I see him, one more, one more.
Okay, ready for defense,
Ready for defense have the snowball ready for the barrel ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready okay
Okay, I'm the baller ready as well. We're so back. I
Would cycle the mini Pekka towards the left side. That's deep. That's deep. That's way deep. That's way deep super deep
It's no ball and then just chill
I would agree bear with this because he has a dark goblin and you won't be able to spend arrows because you'll pressure
You see just want to which in the back on the right all the way in the back. I think sorry
No, no, no, it's not.
Wait, wait, this gave me too much value.
Massive arrows, massive arrows, yup.
And then I think here you can just throw a giant graveyard at the bridge,
because even though it's dark garblins, you'll be able to get a lot of damage out of the graveyard.
And the witch is going to be super annoying.
I would save the snow though, I would save the snow, you need it for the wall breakers.
Smart, very nice.
This is fine.
The witch is still going to be annoying.
This push is going to die though, but it's fine.
You can just reset again with another witch in the back, on the right.
That's good too, make sure to arrows everything again.
of arrows look at the witch on tower you can cycle the minions back right and
then you can okay make sure to drop the mini pressure down make sure to stop all
the wall breakers through the barrel make sure that the wall breakers oh my
god okay giant graveyard giant graveyard here we go everything I got save your
arrows do not air over there are not yet yep you got save up for the barrel you
can maybe arrows on that yep arrows now on defense the great dude come on
Snowballs, snowballs a tower, snowballs a tower.
Come on, it's a little cool.
It's a little cool.
Yes!
That was a sweat fast throw.
Oh my god.
Let's go.
So you added what I do is?
What a win.
At the end of every battle I do this to act nonchalant.
Dude, that's Aura, bro.
That's Aura.
That's my favorite run of the game.
One off lead five.
Let's go.
One off lead five, bro.
One more.
Okay, let's see, you're against this guy, Nightcore.
Come on.
I think you should like, I think you should leave for a second, just to kind of see what's
up.
Yo Rodney, when is CRL Worlds by the way?
You said like November, right?
I think it's in November.
And the next qualifier is on Saturday and there's only two more qualifiers left.
And you said you already qualified?
Or no?
I'm like 99% qualified like I'm second place on the top eight highest points qualify. I have the second most point
Thank you, bro, thank you
There's 16 this year
There's 16 qualifiers and eight players qualify off points
There's five golden tickets and then there's an LCQ plus two Chinese players who qualify
bro so out of all the top eight your second yeah yeah oh my god like it's
it's never guaranteed because I've made every monthly final so far this year so
like as long as I just continue doing solid like I don't even have to do good
I could like underperform and still qualify I just need to not do like
absolutely garbage nice row it's like a pretty high chance oh this guy's
hyperbate by the way this is a deck that was popular back when you were playing
He has it with like the this
And I was still playing when the hero got this came out so I kind of remember that too. I remember that card
Yeah, yeah, dude this deck was like plaguing the 21 challenge like crazily
This noble wait, I can get this
No, I actually
Oh, no, no, no.
Wait.
It's fine.
He's got to let this go.
He's got to let this go.
In this match, you usually don't want to go in single.
Alex, because he just has so much spam.
You're going to want to just maybe cycle the witch
in the back here on the right, because you might pop the ability,
and your witch will be down in time to help out.
Minipek, that's perfect.
I like that Minipek a lot.
Thank you.
Because it's just going to walk up over to your witch.
Oh, give me that.
Oh my.
I'm locked, I'm locked.
That was clean, you're locked, you're locked, you're locked.
This is a giant gear, oh, you might wanna defend that.
Or do you wanna eat it?
I could eat it, bro, that's my big tower.
I think you could.
Yeah.
Rager here, nice.
That witch lives, this guy's in trouble.
Okay, it's alive, but bro, he has so much spam.
The Avenia cycle in the back again.
You might get a bit of splash.
Okay, that's not bad, that's something.
Make sure to watch out for this.
You're gonna have to arrows this and you have to get the minions down snowball to
You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. This is
Same thing right? It's a big way. Oh this one's intense
Yep, a massive witch push just keep psych on the bowlers the bowlers the best thing for you in this matchup alongside the wish
We get the
Maybe get the mini-peck a ready cuz he might ability
Okay, that's fine. It's a bit of damage again though. You could minions behind the bowler. Maybe
It's gonna take up the Skelly Burl. You're the mini-peck on the left!
Okay, hold up. You can protect this witch with a giant on the left.
You're gonna want a giant here with a witch. Sorry.
No, no, it's fine. It's fine. Don't worry. Graveyard.
The arrows too. Wait for the dart. I wouldn't arrow the goblins.
You can get the darts. Nice. Look at the graveyard.
You're gonna have to get bowler down and you're gonna have to get ready for the wall breakers too.
Cause the wall breakers are gonna come in on the left side soon probably.
Yep, you're gonna have to evo snow and then you're gonna have to go for the wall breakers.
Wall breakers should hopefully go in front and then the minions will kill everything.
Watch out, you might need a mini-pecker. Okay? You're here alive, you're alive.
I see you just start stacking up the left lane, I need to forget the right lane I think.
Yep.
God, but it slips through the lane.
On the right, you only just go giant graveyard after you have a bunch of cards down.
You still attack on the right side, you eat that, eat that, eat that.
Just make sure to block for the witch and then what you can do is you can maybe
bowl or graveyard at the bridge on the right.
Okay, you're gonna need to leap to the front.
Oh, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
Okay, maybe go for the graveyard with the giant graveyard or graveyard.
Yeah, yeah.
And then go for the giant at the bridge on the right, maybe?
Because the bowler's gonna be super annoying.
Yo, the minions, the minions!
The bowler!
Yes!
Don't you know that?
My name is...
Better than everything you divert all of his attention
Feeling like a little kid come on chat
Bro, I was losing that whole game
Brothers fantastic. I got you five. Let's talk to go. You ready?
He's a great champ. I want to see you run a couple games, but I haven't seen you play in like forever. I'm down
I'm down. I'm sweaty ass games, bro
All right, I'm in I'm in
Do my favorite thing ever Riley used to just be like watching you play top ladder, but we met like probably what a year ago
I think
Over a year ago like I think like maybe a 15 months or something because I think around this time last year
We were like at your house. I remember yes like summer. Yeah, it's over a year
Dude class last summer was so peak. Oh my god, bro, dude, mr.
Braille made like a really like like sad take talk. It was like Clash Royale last summer versus this summer, bro
It's so sad. Dude, Clash Royale last summer was literally when the game was primed out and there was no heroes, no level 16
Oh my god. It was so peak
Okay, this guy has
Piggies as well. It's just Piggies versus Piggies here, but he has the dark prince for my Piggies
It's gonna be a little bit different. Oh, I remember this deck with this. It's like the speedy Piggies deck with the baby dragons
Yeah, yeah, it came back.
It came back because the baby dragon got a buck this season.
Skelly drags as well.
OK, interesting.
I have to be careful here.
Why?
What for the baby dragon?
This is Skelly drags.
Skelly drags are actually pretty good.
They they got above while you were gone, actually.
They're not only used in in Lava now.
Dude, nice.
They're using like a chain to stack up the AOE on the dragon.
That was clean.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It was nice.
It's all about the little things, bro.
like take out those archers oh and we got the tower nice one Alexa to kill
you the next year yeah and I got 600 tower damage the thing that's scary for
me is that I don't have evil cannon for his piggies evil so the piggies are
super annoying for me and Skelly's here though with this he has like a similar
issue but yes Skelly drags which are really good for him okay I'm gonna go for
the evil piggies in a second here probably gonna hot in the dark Prince
First jelly drags in the dark prince, but I have the evil baby dragon. It's gonna be a lot of damage
The spirit and then we go to the mighty minor. I'll save my evil baby dragon for the evil babies if possible
His evil archers up next to yeah, there they are
Michael on the left side because my baby dragons are weird so my spirit now
perfect this is good because my baby dragon still alive he's gonna have to go
for the skeleton dragons on it I think or e-sphere again nice take that log here take
this out and after baby dragon on defense you might go for the officer lane piggies
but I have a baby dragon down the second e-sphere for the piggies and he's coming like this
guys off to the side and that's all dead nice good defense here I might take a
a little bit of Piggy's damage, but it's fine. Put the Piggy's here on the left, kind of
go back and log this, and then you can maybe try to get a good E-Spir later. Oh, the Piggy's!
Nice! Let's go. We'll be dragging again. E-Spir's here for the Dark Prince, and I can go Ego Piggy's
in a second. Cannon. Oh, I might get to block this. Switch the ability to blow everything up as well.
Knock the Skelly Drag, Stroll E-Spir for the Piggy's. I'm shelling. Up just a little bit,
Very small amount, but it's good. I can evo piggies like this
Look at the baby dragon. He will pick you down the middle now
Just to go for the dark just go for the cage. Oh my god. He missed one nice log here
Maybe I could even clip some archers upon walking pretty scary drugs nice the big guys are so fast
Oh my god, the piggies are so quick
Yeah, but I can lose this lead very quickly so I have to stay well
I think he's here to block for the archer so that baby dragon can kill the archer if
I'm lucky.
Log here then I want to use Spirit on the right here, jump on top of the archer please.
Nice let's go.
Okay, I'm alive.
Not bad kid, not bad kid!
Going over here off to the side because he's going to light me on the other side, yep.
Use Spirit now, nice.
Keep this baby dragon alive on one HP because it doesn't die to light me so I'm not sure
it goes back.
How did you know he was going to use the lighting for the first time all game right that second?
you know because it's because he needs to get damage he needs to make up for the
for the deficits
cannon here to win this bridge bottle and then I go mighty minor piggies and
he's dead because the baby dragon's on killable right now log here East spirit
and then you tend to go for the late second part if he wants to and then I
can just go for the mighty minor plus evil piggies at the bridge now I have speedy
evil piggies coming up at him
I'm walking a log though, I just need to save my elixir for defense right now.
A log over here, can you mess up the bridge?
He's spirit here, and I can go for another log, and I just barely beat him on the tiebreaker
I think.
If I light you here, then even if he lightings me back it doesn't matter, because I had a
tiny bit more HP than he did.
Geez.
Let's go.
Nice.
This matchup was so bad for me.
brother brother how did you know I understand the damage like bro it was
four minutes in three seconds into the battle he never lightning one time and
then you said the exact second he lightninged well it's because he was
down a lot of damage he needs to start cycling lightening the other good
difference yeah also that too it's like a combination of a lot of right when it's
simple like so you know he's going to spell cycle basically yeah especially
when he had archers down because since he had archers down he knew that I
couldn't go piggies into the archers so I just have to wait and defend first
Jesus I'm gonna cue one so since he okay all the top games is smell cycling
though y'all don't really lose towers to each other yeah it's very rare that
someone loses their entire tower because everyone's just so good on defense how
How much is this ability rally? One or two?
One. It's one. It's one.
Okay, this guy is mortar bait. He probably has like rascals, minions, like barbara, fireball, mortar.
Dude, I always get mugged by the cannon cart.
Dude, it's so good against bowler. You could maybe go for some arrows here?
Nice.
He could mortar opposite lanes, so be a bit careful here.
Ooh.
See, now it's like, I wish I had boulder for that. It's just...
yep it's never good to like have to play cannon car I mean a bowler in the
cannon car that was a bad mortar though I think you should want to dress it with
that I think you can just chill here I wouldn't cycle the witch it's fine it's
fine it's fine missed like miss the reason which maybe not be the greatest
here yeah I know I saw the thing is is that like the mortar is gonna kill the
witch oh you're great hot bro you're right and you'd rather cycle the witch
into like the Rastos for example like before you just eat that it's not gonna
feel any damage to you
okay you might just cycle the goblins if he does the ability right no it will do
some damage what it's a bit further if it's at the very bridge it won't wait
actually it might not get any because of the nerf I think it might get one though
Yeah
You have to oh I wouldn't go in here, I would just I would just eat this I can't lie
You're in a really bad spot in my hand, bro. If I wish I'm wasting I know oh you can bowler finally
Yeah, see the thing is oh, that wasn't bad rascals. It's let the mortar died. This is a free giant graveyard by the way
Oh, wait, really the free time period be careful for the Skelly barrel first. You have to defend first so you go snow
Yeah
Yeah, you can definitely go in here with the bowler.
Bro, I hate this bar graveyard.
You're gonna want to eros the bridge here too.
Dude, this deck is so annoying for you, I can't lie.
That deck is really annoying.
Bro, it's literally annoying.
That bowler will kill everything.
That bowler will just shoot the cannon car,
because he just melts the bowler and melts the witch.
By the way, you see, you know what?
You're gonna need to commit more.
Minions outrange the mortar, so Minions at the bridge
are a pretty good counter to mortar.
We're not even commit more
Like I meant like you needed to drop that which and then you drop that like commit more means like you need to
Like drop more cards down. Okay, then
That's like sometimes it's easy to think that just a bowler will take up the mortar
But if he's gonna spam with it, then you might need a bit more. I
Think you could go in for a giant usually you probably want to go for the giant in the back or at the bridging
It's not for the in the middle, but it's fine. You'd which here I
I wouldn't graveyard into that.
It's fine, it's fine, maybe you have to snowball him off.
It's fine, it's fine, don't worry, you still have a good chance to win.
The witch is alive, the witch is alive!
Okay, that's good, you can boulder here.
And then if he goes for the mortar, just minions out the bridge on the left, just have them
ready.
Okay, you're gonna have to defend this here with the arrows later.
Okay, I like these minions.
Get some arrows down.
Oh, your minions are gonna win the 1v1, by the way.
Okay, you're gonna wanna keep this witch alive if you can.
This is all, bro.
I just gotta be quick, bro.
I gotta be quicker.
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.
You still have chances.
You have to let this push go to this bowler again.
You have Evo Snow ready for the Skelly Barrel.
He's gonna let Evo Snow this.
Okay, you're gonna need to get the minions down as well for the Skell'ken Barrel.
Oh.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Nice, you're fine.
Still winnable.
Did you get the witch? Perfect.
I think you just go Giant Graveyard at the bridge here at 10.
You go Giant Graveyard and then you just instantly snowball after the graveyard starts spawning,
wait for the start spawning.
Okay, nice snowball here.
And you need to go for the arrows on the Rascals, arrows on the Rascals.
Still winnable, still winnable.
I'd cycle the bowler again into all this stuff and then you just cycle the evil witch behind the bowler.
and then minions at the bridge on the right eat the goblins on the left and
you just go giant favorite at the bridge again and then just snowball at the
last second you need arrows on the left side maybe mini-peck of the bridge I
wouldn't even grade there these have to go minions minions minions and then
evil snow evil snow come on hold up hold on hold on hold on hold on drop
everything drop everything drop everything make sure to go for arrows to
I know bro that was a buzzer beater bro last seconds bro let's go
I'm gonna go in. Let's go. Dude, that was insane.
Really? Oh my god, bro. That was such a good game.
Okay, I'm against Barty.
It sounds, the name looks familiar, but I don't remember what he played.
So, Raleigh, I'm gonna see you win the World Finals this year, bro, eh?
Dude, I need to make sure that I qualify first, and then we can say that.
I need to make sure that I fully qualify first.
Wait, how many of you will call this year 12?
It's 16, but there's two Chinese, it's actually 14.
Bro, last year it wasn't enough players in the World Finals.
They needed to do 16 every year.
Yeah, the thing as well is that like, over a team players is good because then you have
the two Chinese, but like, dude, I remember the year that I qualified, dude, it was actually
so silly, like there was literally only eight players and one was Chinese, like it was actually
like insane.
There's so much more variants like the less people who can qualify. There's so much more variants
So rather you would say you have 99% Walter worlds right like 99%
Yes, nice. Yes. I can literally secure my qualification on the weekend. Good shit, dude
Hopefully I do but I'm not saying I will cuz I don't want to jinx anything. So I'm just like saying wait
So what wait what day on which day?
Well, okay, so there's a day one is Saturday and then the second day is Sunday and Sunday
is where I can secure it.
But like I still have to go through the first phase because if I qualify to the monthly
finals for the fourth time in a row this year then I'll be like guaranteed in the world
finals.
Or a bro or a right.
Have you won any of the monthly finals yet or have you just been called?
No, no, if you win the monthly final, then you get a golden ticket.
I see.
I don't call them or what?
I see, bro.
Okay, you know, we did that last year, though.
It was the Brazilian player who kept calling.
He kept calling.
What was his sub?
It was sub.
He kept calling.
He kept getting second, second, second, second in all of them.
But then he used number one points.
Do you want to know a fun fact about sub?
He got second in this month.
He finally won.
Really? Oh my God.
Bro, everyone makes the jokes about Morton
being the number two guy.
Bro, sub is low key.
like he he's the king I get number two bro really but to be honest no bro getting
number two is not bad but like people try to act like yeah being the number two
class player in the world for a month is pretty good I'm not gonna lie and he even
got second at the World Finals if you remember yes bro like and to be honest
like it's a very good problem to have to keep getting second but you'd rather keep
getting second than not like do anything at all like being second is still
extremely good. Okay this is kind of scary to be honest because this guy like I
do have the lightning but he has so many troops down that it's hard to
lightning them all. Wait that was a terrible healer I might have just I
might win off this. Wait why was that healer bad? Because I'm just gonna pop the ability
and I'm just gonna leave like the healer is already dead and then his evil e-drag
was wasted because the healer made it so he had to commit to the bridge battle
and I knew he wouldn't be able to win the bridge battle because of the mighty
I can E Spirit here with this. I'm going to Mighty the Bridge because he's going to
Eagle Lumberjack. Then I'm going to be able to take out the Lumberjack and I'm
just going to be able to switch the ability to the Obsolvency. He's going to have to
continue defending the Mighty Miner and he won't even be able to go all the way to
both of his evils. I have to completely reset and waste all of the support
units so now we can't go in for a golem push again. I'm just going to
Eagle Baby Dragon in the back here and he's going to have to go for the E Dragon
to it. But then if he goes for the E Dragon to it, I can just get a free Lightning and
then I can go for the Piggies at the bridge in front of this.
me spirit first though and then I'm just gonna go for the piggies because yes
we go for the skeleton dragons and then yes they go for the lumberjack again but
the piggies are so fast that I'm probably gonna put him into lightning
range and then he's just close yeah like you had to spend nato bar barrel and he's
still super low on HP let's go for the mighty miner here and then I can go for
another baby dragon up to the side so you can give me drag value and then I can
just go for either two lightening or a piggies and then a lightning just go
yeah but you're winning worlds you're winning worlds this year
He spirit blocked the e-drag.
What the fuck type of shit are you on right now bro?
That's a dead e-drag, then I go for the High Mighty Miner, bring over the Lumberjack, and then I just go in for the Piggy's plus lightning. This guy's just going, let's go.
Yeah, I would have did the same, yes, in that scenario bro, I would have probably did the same thing.
Then I block this, and then I'm going to Skelly's to retarget the e-drag.
This guy's just putting cards at the bridge so I can't Piggy's, which is smart, but it's never going to win him the game.
I'm just gonna keep this alive and now I can take these into the lumberjack because it doesn't matter anymore
He has to pump on defense or give up. Yeah, he's nice. Let's go
Bradley when you answer I love this deck, bro, you answer flow state, bro. It's genuinely terrifying, dude
It's always in like double or triple licks, sir
It's it's funny to like just like be like flowing with the game
So we say it's right on out of all ready. Are you on at all or no? You're just raw dog in life
I've never taken Adderall before in my life. Do you do coffee or anything? I?
Don't like coffee. I remember you did get me to get a coffee. I tried to I like this thing
It was like there's like this mocha thing. I don't know it was like this vanilla mocha
It was like okay, but I'd never got it again though
So I drink like maybe an energy drink like every few days like maybe like once once or twice a week
Yo, but not often. There's a guy in the chat mods his name is jitty six seven bot
He's just spamming foot cream foot cream foot cream foot cream for the last 60 minutes
Jenny six seven lucky mom. I haven't used foot cream in a year, bro. I already got the like weird shit out of my feet
There was like a weird like like bro get out of the street. Just keep typing foot cream. It's done
like bro stop it's the same guy
do you know what deck this guy is using is a tough meta
um I think he has graveyard I think he has graveyard but I'm not sure exactly
you could go for some minions here low key could you gonna poison nice
he probably has to go for the icemen and then a last second night maybe snowball the icemen
because it will not get to the opposite lane afterwards
Cuz then it's gonna ignore the bowler and the minions. He already got it. Yeah, but it's fine
Cuz he doesn't have night and cycle he has to go for like a late set of guards or just eat all the damage pretty good for you
Right, you're so nice. That's a good start. You're so smart. Like you're actually so
Wait drinksies you ever do I don't know
I'm just checking wrong cats gonna type cat because they're psychotic. Yo chat. I don't do any drugs
I do no drugs, bro. Not it. Not it. Not it. I drink coffee. I guess caffeine is a drug, I guess.
But I think I drink coffee. A lot of people are saying leech.
Yes, bro, of course. You might want to minipek on that.
You might want to minipek on that. If I kill the scientist, then the ability's dead, right? That's how that works.
Yeah, so yeah. I'm gonna be a really good raid guard.
It depends on the situation. Like if you can't deal with taking any damage, you have to minipek on the big guy.
Anyways, you can snow that and maybe go for the arrows.
Dude, that ability is really good though. I can't lie. Like it's underrated for sure.
And I think snowball is probably better for you than barbed rail, though, because he doesn't have the barbed rail for the witch.
Barbed rail is a good witch counter. Nice.
Just make sure to keep cycling the witches, because whenever you have the evil witch, you can't through the graveyard.
Because it just gets so much faster. Oh, this is a free giant graveyard.
Yeah, that poison side doesn't matter for the graveyard.
yep he's gonna have to goblins sign it and then maybe go for the guards you
you're gonna want to go for the arrows on top of these actually not out is
just gonna sign this the bell he's reset with a boulder yep yep yep
robotic the scientists on your phone my deck probably bones my deck it does it's
really good the one nice thing about it though is that it's seven elixir so it's
hard for them to like get it down every time it's like 15 pressure well look at
that which is still putting in work Loki I think you save your wish to just go in
giant graveyard. I never put him in the back. Yeah, you got a nice arrows. It's over. It's
over. It's over. Maybe minions at the bridge to not just chill. The ball. Let's go. Perfect.
Great win, bro. Great win. All right, I'm going in. Wait, ready? I'm going to pee really
I'm back. I'm back. But you guys can listen to rally though. He's still playing.
All right. All right, guys. Okay, this guy plays with a crazy deck. He plays with giant skeleton. He plays skeleton king, arrows, freeze bat, stormy, ice wizard, balloon inferno dragon and freeze.
It's like a really crazy stupid deck to be honest. My deck doesn't have much air defense. This is definitely going to be a difficult matchup, but I have a good chance to win as well if I play really well.
really well. I beat him last time, but it's not easy at all. Yeah, but look, he's
already going for the early balloons, because he knows I don't really have
anything. Let's turn it over here to bring this. Low key, I could just go for the
Piggies with this, to be honest. He might want you to go for like a skeleton. He
frees, so I'm gonna have my log ready if he freezes. Wait, I'm just gonna log anyways.
Yeah, we get most of the Skarmi, I think. The Skarmi has so many cards, you can't
usually hit them all because the Piggies kind of push it away a bit. That's good
damage just a clean 1000 HP start I don't do drugs he leaves every 10 minutes
of hate yeah yeah yeah Riley much love you I love you bro thank you I love you
bro nerd dude yeah I definitely am a nerd I can't lie chugs are like super
bad you know band that guy band that guy
right is probably from Supercell oh no no no I don't really like Supercell that
much to be honest. I think Supercell is really greedy. I'm not the biggest fan of Supercell,
to be honest. But what can you do?
Alright, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
Really? I wanna fuck you? Yo, why'd the band that guy? Yo, yo, I'll come back, I'll come
back.
What is this deck? What the hell?
Dude, he has balloon freeze, bro, with skeleton king. He has a crazy deck, and he has a pretty
good matchup on me, I can't lie.
We've got the balloon, got a hero?
Yeah, I did bro. Dude, thankfully it got nerfed like three or four times. Dude, Hero Balloon
is so annoying and it was so broken. I don't know if it's necessarily broken anymore, but
it's still definitely like a really annoying hero.
What does it do now?
Well, it's basically what the concept is. It spawns a little Skelly Trooper that will
do impact damage and go and try to run up and hit your cards that are defending it like
musket here is our goblin's princess it's so annoying to go up against. Oh nice I blocked the
bridge here we can't enough top and then we can go for the baby dragon that was a beautiful defense
got a lot of value out of that mighty miner killed the skelly king and a giant skeleton
the thing is though Jinx's I don't really have much air defense in my deck I only really have the
baby dragon which is not that great against her yeah that's not much air defense. I have to be very
careful and also he has the stupid ass evil inferno dragon which I don't really have a good
response for the evil and chrono dragon like look like it gets fully charged and
then I just get completely cooked by it usually yeah maybe a spirit yeah I can
be spirit now but I'm gonna end up taking a balloon head for that and look if
you see the balloon ability went all the way backwards my e-spirit but thank
me my e-spirit had already done it can you explain him the hero balloon guy yeah
yeah so basically it's like a little trooper that comes out of the balloon
And it will do impact damage when it comes into the map kind of like a meganite, but not nearly as much damage
And it will just run up it runs really quickly and hits really quickly and it's just like
Damage is at your troops. I try to
And it's how much of a lichardy ability rather one two it's true. Okay. That's good at least
I'm gonna bed I just lost. Yeah, I don't have air defense. Unfortunately. Yeah
This deck doesn't have much air defense the hardest part is like um the skelly can scar me as well like
He has way too many swarm cards for the deck. Yo Riley
Do you know? Yeah, do you know the like?
Do you know what the clash royale dab said on the vlog?
On the vlog wait
Chat rat is no
Yo, Riley a lock in bro. You're gonna want to see this
Wait, there was a vlog
No, not at like a blog, I think? Chat blog? Yeah. Like it was, I'll show you. It wasn't
even a blog. It was somebody asking a dev something and he leaked, he leaked the game
scripts, bro. Let me show you.
Okay.
All right, ready? Let me know when you can see my screen. Can you see my screen?
Yeah.
I'm looking at-
I knew-
Oh, this! I've seen this, I've seen this.
Oh my god, I knew it!
Oh my god, dude.
I knew it!
Hey there, this is Mario, thanks for playing. Class-style lag making is not rigged to make
you lose, but it is engineered to maintain a 50% rate by bearing players based on trophy
kill, recent win streaks, and sometimes specific card combinations.
Bradley, I was called Schizophrenic, I was called Crazy, I was called Cope, Cope, Cope,
I told every motherfucker in this stream a Chilean times
They're rigging this shit, bro. Hey, you guys want to talk about the world cup being rigged? Hey, buddy
Let's look in the clash. We have actual proof, bro
W Mario by the way, W whistleblower. Yo Mario's getting fired
Now chat
Get let's take it a step further dare. I say League of Legends does the same shit
Guys remember when Dante's was explaining losers to you 100 times. This is exactly what he was explaining
50% win rate specific like bro. This is literally exactly what Dante's was saying
Like it's one of one bro. It's one of one
Jack wake up and smell the coffee, bro. Every game is rich
to be honest it would make sense to rig your game as well because you don't want players
to quit. So you rig it in their favor at times but to rig it in your favor you have to rig
it out of your favor also. It makes a lot of sense because they do like that for a lot
of things like just like different types of rigging so like just keep you there.
And I bet you I know how it works too. I bet you what they do is if you're
on a losing streak they give you the hardest counter ever so you get a free win and the
opposite if you're on a winning streak they get you a hard one.
Yeah.
Because they don't want you to like overly climb or overly till.
They want you to keep grinding.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They just want you on their game making the money always.
Yes.
And then you think that your deck's a problem because you're just win losing so then you
buy other cards.
You're like oh I did not pay this.
That.
This.
Yep.
How is that a fucking game?
It has 2.6, by the way.
Alligriter's kind of broken, in my opinion.
I think it might be the best win condition.
Wait, you think Hog's the best?
I think he's the greatest ability.
One of- It's the best competitive win condition.
You know, if I waited one more second...
BAAAAAAAACK!
I could've got the can in there.
It's alright.
No, if I would've waited one more second.
I mean, it's not the worst. You get some good damage.
Nah, but it's fine.
You have no idea if he's gonna drop the can
in a suboptimal placement, though, to be fair.
We'd like to inspect your phallus.
Chat, what is phallus?
What is that my like what what is that my abs or something?
That was what you mean Alice. No
What is fattice oh, it's my penis oh great job. What part of my penis is my fattice?
Okay, yeah, you know wait this is a free giant opposite lane
No, we're just like a witch in the back been giant like I'm just gonna take this whole tower
No, can have snowball ready for the scallies
Just be ready or maybe arrows cuz they're easier to hit my god. Yes. Oh, I didn't know he had
I mean, that's not good damage. That's that's a good damage because I hit the musky the musky
Fucking Chad man, God, I love him
You're bro. Nice. Oh wait. Oh my god. That was a nice bowl. Jesus. Sorry
That's only gonna get one wait am I getting on cuz I got blocked
Wait, maybe you can giant graveyard
I think I cooked bad fireball the fireball accomplish nothing maybe minions cuz he used the use the fireball
Maybe save your snow for defense cuz no is not gonna get you too much damage anyways. It's gonna save me more
Yeah, look at the mean it's all numbers being right. It's like if I snowball on attack
I do like 200 more damage, but by saving for defense. I save a thousand, you know
Yeah, because of the ability on the ice storm just too good to be able to snowball forward if you can my favorite thing ever is dropping a mini
Pekka on a musketeer or a wizard. It's just they just immediately evaporates
Actually
Wait, but this guy-
You could put an arrow to Muskie, arrows will kill it.
Minions.
Nice, I think you should arrow to Muskie.
Nice, Vile.
No, no, no, no, no, bro, that hog is crazy, guys.
I didn't know if he was going to get a hit or not, because...
Oh, he's going to hog again.
Here we go.
You have the ball already.
Oh, this is an easy ball.
Well, the ball does kind of log the ice cold on him.
Dude, it does, it does, but when he hits the ability, it will freeze the whole thing.
Like, look, like right here.
But thankfully he didn't hit the tower with the ability, which is good.
If he was giant again, I think he's dead. I don't know how he defends, honestly.
Like, your Evo, which is over full HP, has don't even die to a Fireball log.
Yeah, this guy's cucked, but this guy's cucked.
This guy just needs to back out of the game and go to the next one.
Snowball? Nice.
Vamo.
I was gonna go then.
Okay, nice.
Let's go!
Nice!
Perfect.
There we go, dude!
We like that
You like my new name it's cleaner. Yeah. Yeah, I noticed you made it just yeah, it's cleaner. I mess with that
I like it. It's super nice
Okay, I'm Q and I'm Q I don't think like bro have I've lost or no I lost one
Besides Riley obviously
I think you only lost one game
Oh wait chat by the way, I just read okay. I need to read what this guy just said
Yo donor you're the smartest human in my chat
If Argentina is rigging the World Cup bet all your life savings and I'm winning it. Yep
This is what I said
Yo, all the motherfuckers crying on Twitter about Argentina rigging the World Cup fine
They're rigging the World Cup just bet your life savings on it. It's free money. It's rigged, right?
it's rigged right just better Argentina you're not gonna do it because you know
it's not you know it's not I like how passionate you are about free money bro
free money to be fair that that's a very good point because you would just get a
bunch of money for doing nothing you know the outcome if you can chat if it's
rigged bro actually that's not even the favorite so just bad roads free money
right it's rigged so just it's free money you're not going to do it because you know it's not
rigged. Got a donor I honestly don't I might just give you VIP bro you want to join the clan bro
like you like yo bro what do you want don't give it go bro give it go. To be honest bro like I
remember when we were playing Fortnite I I remember this mean you were playing Fortnite OG and I
asked you about Messi and you said his greatest achievement uh Ronaldo's greatest achievement
is being compared to Messi and now that I've actually been like looking at a lot of soccer
things you're I think you're ready when was this like eight months ago six months
ago yeah that was so long ago and like you know I'm sick buddy I've known the
goat since I was eight and I asked a bunch of my friends as well and everyone
you know even my friend who's from Portugal right he's a clutch pro even
he said Messi's the goat but Ronaldo's his favorite bro like he says the the
Ronaldo fans are delusional for thinking that he's better even and he's and he's
from Portia. I don't care if somebody says Ronaldo is their favorite player. Ronaldo is
an amazing player. I don't care if he's your favorite player. Do not say he's better than
Messi because then that's range bait. That's just pure range bait. But it's not even that
Messi's better. It's not even close. And I want you to focus on your game. Like I don't
want to mess you up here. But bro, I ran about like it's not even they're not even in the
same planet of scale bro. Messi is so far above anyone, like it's just pure ragebabe
when someone says brawls better. But yes, if they like it all, that's fine.
So you admit Archie is going to lose. No, I'm not admitting Archie is going to lose.
I personally believe Archie is going to win because I personally believe Messi is the
best player in the world. But what I'm saying is all the people crying on Twitter and crying
in my chat about how the World Cup is rigged. Bro, it's rigged. Stop crying. Just let it
be Argentina. Get free money. It's free money, right? Bet your life savings on Argentina.
It's free money, bro. It's rigged, right? You're not going to do it because you know
it's not rigged. Shut up.
Wait, okay. I have a question about the World Cup. I asked my other friend about this. Is
France just like the 2018 Warriors? Like everyone's saying this.
Yes, bro. So in basketball terms?
Bradley, I'm going to put this into perspective, bro. France, not even they're starting 11.
All right, they're backups Francis substitutes would be a top four team in the world
Their substitutes would be a top 14 in the world. Yes
They're not good. No, they're that fucking good. There's some who'd be a top 14
That's a good, oh see more changeable
Francis insane wait so wait so like is it and Bobby a fraud then
Define what you mean by fraud
People are saying that he's the best in the world and if he wins again, then he has a real goatee like that's what my
Yeah, so a lot of those people don't I heard that he was just like so I can explain it
Yeah, I just heard that back. I was like on like like some crazy shit for saying that so my other things that here's the thing
I'm gonna explain this well to you and chat again. I've never lied. I've never had a wrong take a wrong take
I'm literally like chat. I'm the king of ball knowledge. So let me explain this
Bop a place in the best international team in the world
France has been the best international team in the world since in Bop a was 18 years old in 2018
Oh, what a cannon he had the best lineup in 2022. We had the best lineup in 2026 in best lineup
He plays striker for the best team in the world. He's gonna score a lot of goals. Here's the thing
That's not large. That's fast. Here's the thing. For me to say, Mbappe's the best player in the world.
Okay, I know a lot of people might say that.
If you believe Mbappe's the best player in the world, I ask you this.
PSG, as soon as Mbappe left, PSG became the best club in the world.
Just wait. Hold on. Give me a minute here.
As soon as Mbappe left, PSG became the best club in the world, right when he left.
Then I ask you this, he goes to Madrid, forget about the Champions League.
He hasn't won at UCL, he hasn't even won La Liga.
He hasn't won La Liga, he's on a Madrid super team and he hasn't won La Liga.
International football, again, this is only if you have ball knowledge.
In international football, it's way sloppier, way less coordinated, there's way more goals.
Mbappe is a star striker on a powerhouse super team.
Everyone in the world will tell you that Mbappe plays with the best team in the world.
He's had the best team in the world since 2018, 2022, 2026.
So people are like, oh, Mbappe's better than Messi.
Hey, slow your roll.
Mbappe and Messi aren't even in the same planet, buddy.
They're not even in the same universe, okay?
Messi is eons better than Mbappe.
Eons.
But you have to understand ball to understand this.
So it's like this, right?
Mbappe's a great player.
In Boppe, in my opinion, is one of the best players in the world.
In Boppe will never, ever be compared to Messi because you want to know why?
In Boppe plays with the best team in the world and he's the best player on the best team
in the world.
Messi is Argentina.
Like Messi is the team.
If you take in Boppe out of France, France is still a top two to three team in the world.
If you take Messi out of Argentina, they're not even a top, they're not even this World
They're not even the top 18.
They're maybe a top 10 team if you take Messi off.
And Jack, that's what we call a truth nuke.
That's what we call a truth nuke.
Ronaldo made in Portugal, your Jack.
Somebody just said, Ronaldo made Portugal.
Maybe a couple of years ago, let me say this.
This might be a hot take.
People might say I'm an idiot or a dumb ass American,
but hey, I played the game for 13 years, bro.
I played and watched the game my entire life.
If Ronaldo didn't start for Portugal,
they would have beat Spain.
Let me say that again.
If Ronaldo didn't play for Portugal,
they would have beat Spain.
And I said this going into the World Cup.
So you can't say Mark because I said this going
into the World Cup, there's clips.
If Ronaldo didn't start for Portugal,
they would have beat Spain.
Because you have Vettina and Bruno Fernandez
who are literally the number one
and two central midfielders in the world.
Nuno Mendez who's literally like
one of the best players in the world, period.
They had one of the best teams in the world,
but because Ronaldo started, they lost to Spain.
In chat, it's not a diss to Ronaldo.
Guys, he's 41.
Like, time catches up to everybody.
Like, time's gonna catch up to Messi eventually.
Like, it's just the way life is.
It hasn't yet, because Messi's just a chat.
But guys, it's not a diss to Ronaldo.
Ronaldo is the second greatest player of all time.
If Ronaldo didn't start, they would have beat Spain.
If he didn't play, they would have beat Spain.
And guys, that's just more ballin' out.
Some people are ready for ballin' out,
and some people are.
Damn, you seem to know a lot about this.
Thank you, bro.
Yes, I do.
I played the game.
Dude, you definitely debated this before.
I've played this and watched this sport for 14 years.
I'm the only streamer who is not warping this shit, bro.
The only one.
Besides Ginge.
Ginge knows more ball than me.
I'll give it to Ginge.
Other than that, there's not one streamer
That knows more ball than me, bro.
Damn ass.
That's it.
I know my shit, bro.
But yes, I said this going into the World Cup.
I said Portugal's biggest problem
is going to be if they actually start Ronaldo.
And they did, bro.
And you see what happens.
Nice arrows.
Oh my god, you have to rock it.
He has one more card.
It's probably Canon.
Speed, yes.
He has a little bit of ball on his foot.
The thing about speed is he started watching football
four years ago.
I started watching football when I was seven.
It's not it's not even close bro speed out of the ball knowledge of a tree stop bro
Speed said Robert Lebedevsky is not a top five striker like if you think that you literally you've never watched football
Bro guys speed wasn't even like speed wasn't even watching football when Madrid and Barca were primed out playing
He missed the golden age of football
If you did not watch prime L classicos, bro, you missed football, bro. That was Pete football
Like it'll never be back to that point
Yeah, this is a good graveyard by the way, they're really good graveyard that March is gonna walk away
Maybe you could look eminion. Oh my what if you have bars? What in the world?
Okay, sorry about I'm gonna walk in now. I just get a break. No, it's good. Don't worry. No, I like that
And you're really passionate too. You seem like you seem to know like it's crazy. Everyone's green cap though
In this match it by the way you're gonna need to really abuse the bowler and you're gonna want to evo snow the barbs off of the
Bowler because you can they go
Barbs on the bowler you want to evo snow it remember he has rocket so always which office it went. That's good
You can have to tank those.
If you just go for the, remember watch out for the barbs, yes barbs, you're going to
want to maybe go for the minions on them.
Here's the thing, you kind of need to set up the bowler push in the back.
Maybe on the left, I think you should switch lanes entirely.
Make sure to watch out for the magic archer too, like if you have a bowler on the side.
Okay, so good bowler, just watch out for them, okay, he matched up the bowler.
That's good for you.
It's going to be hard though to win, good witch here, and maybe giant the bridge low
key, because if he goes for the barbs, you can evo snow them.
Evo snow, and then maybe go for the midi pack up, and I would just minions, I wouldn't
even bother going for the graveyard, oh my god he missed, he missed, he missed, he missed!
Just spam the graveyard down, you sure?
Actually you don't, I reset, I reset, I reset, I reset, you can even witch the map because
wasted his rocket true remember to watch out for the left side you could
bush your wall breakers be careful have the bowler ready because if you want
breakers you're gonna need it wait why did the magical oh my god it does the
witch galley yeah make sure to watch out for the wall breakers don't create
your idea watch out okay it's fine it's going to go in the way
Let's go what a way that was huge
Super good win and I just took a shit off
I think my emo collection a little bit I'd like okay, I don't use this one
This one's outdated. I
I use this one and this one. I need more positive ones, bro
Check I'm gonna do a positive one there. Maybe
Ready, what about what about like, okay, this one I like this one this one's very positive. Oh
That one is good. Okay, and then I'm gonna do
This one whenever like somebody plays a fisherman and activates King
game. Yeah, that's good. That's good. J.P. Cobble. My favorite emo is four down. That's
my favorite emo down there. It's the one with the little arm. This one? Yeah, it's just
so stupid, bro. It's so stupid. Another good one is like the thumbs up or like I want to
I look you like the goblin sinister one. It's just sounds like he's scheming or planning
something it's like up through up to this one yeah that one it's just okay this is my
and the golf and laughter don't forget about the golf yes bro
wait what's that going on I say I still know emote in the new shop whoa hi guys no new emotes
no there is there is hi guys oh my god wait look wait that bowler is like you remember you like
Look at that face when you did your bowler cosplay.
Look at that bowler one.
It's like all the teeth.
It's not like just you, but with the bowler face.
Wait, do you think that's what they were going for now?
I mean, you made that exact face.
You made that exact face when you did the cosplay,
if you remember.
Bro, I don't know if you were going for that though.
It does look like you,
because it even has the open mouth, but I don't know.
That's kind of sad.
about that. We have us. Could we buy those? Wait, Rowdy, I'm confused. It says I've collected
every emote in the game, but clearly I have not.
Well you've collected every emote that's purchasable for gems. Not all emotes are
purchasable for gems because the emotes that you're seeing just came out, so there'll
be in rotation for gems in three months. Every purchasable emote for money comes out in the
shop after three months for gems so until then you just can't get these unless you spend the five
dollars okay which I guess it's kind of fair because like you get them like early for five
dollars or you just wait three months and you can buy them for gems okay it's not like something
crazy brother do you want to run yeah yeah I'm gonna queue up I was just waiting because I was
watching the emo no I'm in I mean it's the Audrey this guy plays either 3m or bridge spam
Pele is the best player of all time. It's hard to say because Pele played in a much different era, bro
It's hard to compare Pele to like someone like Messi
But you can compare Messi and Ronaldo because they played in the exact same era and they shared the stage for so many years
You know, it's just I say this for all sports, but it's hard to compare like Pele was incredible
But Pele played in a way different era, you know
Like football is much more advanced now than it was in the 70s 80s even the 90s, bro
like
He's Brazilian, right?
It's a legend, bro.
Paylay's legend.
I remember seeing a TikTok about his like,
it was like this 12 minute one got him brain rotted,
but it was like this super long TikTok
where it was like him, like his story
of how he became like him, I guess.
Chat, did Paylay play for Santos, I think?
Chat, did Paylay play for the same club
Neymar played for or no?
This guy has 3M.
He did.
Yeah.
See chat, I know a little bit of stuff about like older football, but I didn't I don't know like that much I
Can't really like obviously watch paylay because obviously like he played in a much different era, but I watched like some YouTube videos
Hold up really okay. I'm back. Here's like glitching
Well good this guy's lost card is 3m dude Santos is a legendary club, bro
Check, am I trippin' or did R9 play there too?
Cause I know he played at like, AC Milan and Madrid, but did R9 play at Santos or no?
He never did.
So check, where did R9 start at?
Like how did R9 get his, how did he get his accolades?
Flamengo.
Corinthians. Corinthians. Cruzero. Cruzero. Cruzero. Yeah, he was primed out of Inter Milan,
I'm sorry, you have a big, big ass-
No, don't worry, don't worry.
You can talk all you want, brother.
Don't worry.
It's not gonna, like, if I don't defend this, it's not gonna be because you were talking.
You could say anything.
Bro, look at this fucking push.
I think I can talk to this guy, might he be mine or?
Yeah, I got completely slammed holy shit. I cannot defend all of that. That was way too many cards
Yeah, I have a hot take about flash bro
Yeah, is the easiest way to beat somebody okay like
Let's say someone is way better than somebody is the easiest way to beat them with an elixir pump because if they don't have like a good answer
or you can just get a huge electricity, right?
I think it's one of the easiest ways
because if they don't have a good answer for pump
and they probably also have a good answer for 3M
and usually if they have a good answer for one,
they don't have a good answer for both.
So usually you just have a really hard time
because you're just playing from behind the whole time
and it gets really stressful, I guess you could call it.
Yeah, yeah, because I just always figured
Like if somebody could just pump and you actually don't have a good answer for the pump you sort of just are out of the game if they actually somewhat know what they're doing if they're up like three or four elixir every time.
Yeah, I messed up my defense there to be honest to like, I think I could have cycled two logs but I only got one down. By the way, I think this guy has a minor balloon.
Oh yeah, you might want to mini-peck up for the minor because you might minor your witch or he might go for the ability as well. You need to block it regardless.
I have a mini pack of now because you might have a ability on your way.
It's not.
He doesn't have the blue barrel.
Oh yeah, I know, I'm tripping.
I'm starting out tripping.
You could go for a giant graveyard though because that witch has a ton of HP.
He spent a lot of elixir offensively there too.
Damn, the bomb tower is actually perfect for that scenario.
No, it's fine.
No, because you wasted the Barbarian Barrel so he doesn't have it for the graveyard.
This is going to be some good damage.
That's a lot of damage.
Yes.
Because all that damage came from you cycling your snowball and minions at the start, but of course you didn't know his decks. That's not your fault
It's all good though
I think you can still win from here because you'll be able to defend the left side just fine, but the right side will eventually fall
I'm feeling I'm feeling okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Oh
That bro
Well played twice, okay
It's understandable bro. You have to go for the aura part moments roads valid
This little fucker type. We don't win twice
All right, really now we have to win
We have bro you have to win bro you have to win
I don't think that you definitely could, those Skellies are going crazy, but this is a graveyard
minions here.
Oh no, that might not tank, please tank.
Oh no, it's not tanking.
You're going to want arrows and everything.
Minions please!
The witches still alive, maybe just trying to get- oh, you can't really try and get a
two muskies though.
I have time for one more push, I think.
Yeah, you're going to have to board to line this up though, because he might balloon too.
You're going to need to get back to your minions.
I'm just gonna try to keep the fracking the bowler. Maybe meaning Pekka.
I think you just have to go in here with a giant graveyard. You have much time left.
Good minions too. You have founded minions.
This is the last push.
Wait, that was a bad bomb tower.
You can get a graveyard here. The ice cold is gonna walk away graveyard and then arrow snowball.
You have to just go everything.
Please?
No.
Nah, it's a...
Fuck man. It's just because I...
Yo, I- I- AHHHHH! It's just because I wasted my snowball to my minions.
Yeah, keep typing roleplay, brah.
Like, yo, oh my fucking...
Bro, it's just such a rage rate.
What if he's cycling my snowball to minions and then him also having that deck? Jesus!
Yeah, this guy was really making me rage, man. Woohoo! How I feel it again.
Bro, Clash Royale is the most rage rate game of all time.
Now my chat is typing well played.
Your chat, are you guys like that ass?
Whose side are you on?
Your clash royale is the most rage-inducing game ever,
and I will forever stand on that opinion.
Because clash royale, bro, no game
will get you fired up like clash if you actually care about it.
Or like you care about winning.
Bro, because the games are so short,
and if one thing goes wrong, it's just over, bro.
The games are just so short.
You can be winning for literally five minutes.
You even just have a finger slip, a broken card.
You'll just, your five minutes of perfect game
is out the window.
And you just play it for no reason.
You just lose your trophies.
And then you have to sit there in the next match,
playing again, thinking about the last match,
and you're trying to get back what you lost.
Bro, it's actually the most fucking thing in the world.
And then here's the fourth player, bro.
It's like, when you actually do get it back,
Now you're thinking about, well, I would have actually been 30 above this.
If I actually didn't, Bro, Bradley, do you remember how every season I would
always have one notorious tilt where I would lose like 400 metals?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, I couldn't, like it didn't matter how good of a season it was.
I would always have like a 400 metal.
And bro, it was because I had the worst mindset ever.
When I would lose like a hundred metals and 200 metals, I wouldn't be like,
okay, let's get it back.
I'll be like, ah, I'm at a lower skill now. So I deserve these metals
I didn't have to try and then I would get this shit kicked out of me
And then I would lose four hundred miles. Don't even fucking care. And then I would lose six hundred miles
I didn't break my phone
Yeah, look, here's my phone. This is from class by the way
I'm telling you this season I'm gonna have my best season ever though trust me. I'm gonna have my best season. I
Believe that I actually believe that I think that you I'm gonna be on a plane tomorrow, dude
I'm gonna play for two hours rather the only thing about when I play on the plane is every card is a one second delay
Like it has a little that it's a what's up one second
It's like built in half a second delay. Chattanova played clash on a plane before bright
I know Prince had Wi-Fi so two days ago
How about you to pay you to play I did not get paid to play the game
This is my childhood game dick head
Oh yeah, by the way, speaking about a new finish and stuff, to qualify for CRL you only
need to finish top 1.5k, so if you get 1500 rank then you can play in CRL actually.
Yeah, the last time I played in CRL I got passed around like a blunt because I'm good
at one win condition and then it gets banned and then I'm out here praying for a recruit.
Well, to be fair, though, Jinxie, that was harder than CRL, that was a real, well, not
like a real, it was a tournament of only pros.
In CRL, you'll face other players who finished top 1500 at some points, right?
Not the whole tourney, but in parts of it.
What you played was just pros on pros on pros, and you just got something unlocked or built.
That's not what CRL always is.
It will be really hard, but it won't be the experience that you had for competitive.
It will be like a little bit tamer, but still definitely very hard.
Okay.
But Riley, what's the point, bro?
Like, y'all are just cracks.
There's no point.
You know, actually, I'll be the bitch.
No, man, maybe I could get CRL.
I could get good.
Bro, imagine if I'm late enough for CRL, bro.
Like, I made it to the stage, bro.
Like, imagine I made it to the stage.
Yeah, that should be fair.
Dude, that would be insane.
to be honest like the thing is that it would just be like it's more just fun to play the
first CRL like like your first time playing CRL is the most memorable one because you
get completely slammed but you have a good time because you're just happy to be there.
True. Start burning a second deck chap. The thing is my favorite second win condition
to play besides graveyard is like drill. I like goblin drill.
I learned a little bit of minor rocket. I learned a little bit of goblin drill. I learned a little bit of
minor poison
I don't know
And obviously like recruits, right beat a pro with recruits, but if you remember that in Sierra
I'd be the pro. I didn't remember who it was. Yeah, you think I'm trying to I think it'd be Ruben recruits
You know you're beating Ruben with so insane because he's literally like a world champion. Yeah, I think it was Ruben
I don't fully remember. Well, I remember when when we did that 100 and zero challenge for fun
I remember you also beat you with recruits as well. Yes
You're recruits, you're recruits, you're recruits, you're just like the lowest scale shit ever
Nice
Wow, good game
Yeah, let's go
Nice
To be honest though, like I wouldn't recommend playing recruits because even if you win, you're still gonna hate yourself
Then you're not gonna have fun if you played like to not have fun, you know
I mean, I like drill though drill is cool
Anything but recruits to be honest to this guy's from Uruguay, bro
The coolest thing about class is you could actually just play someone from like anywhere, bro
Dude one thing that I've wondered about clash is how can flash out global servers, but not other games
Like why can flash up a global server like like no one's lagging
Is it just because it's a phone game?
Or no, it's because of the input delay, right?
Like, were the one-second dropped away?
Maybe, maybe that's right, actually.
I don't know, though, because the thing is, I mean,
I guess if everyone just has a one-second delay,
then it's okay.
I don't know.
Because there's a delay?
Oh, yeah, even the chat is saying that,
that same thing doesn't matter in this game.
Yes, because you get, every time you place down a card,
you get that little timer.
Yeah, and then yeah
So that even by the way watch out this guy has a like I think he has golden pump that away
And I get the minions down here
Okay, the more than you know that up
Also his next e-drag is evil his next e-drag is evil
So you have to be really careful about this and so you can't really go for like a giant mini packet if you go
It's for the pump because then you'll lose it all
Okay
You you could go for like a mini-pocket graveyard, but if I'm being honest you're in a really bad spot. I
Go on the right side with it. I guess
You're gonna want a graveyard too otherwise gonna nail that for the king
Well, it might be too late wait ability to block the needle
Oh my god! Do you see me out here? Do you see me?
Oh my god! Do you see me?
Oh my god! Do you see me?
Holy Torah!
You're so good bro!
Oh my god!
That was so good!
That was so good! You've lost the needle
because the mini pickup falls.
Oh bro, wait, snow first, snow first, snow first.
Oh for the keyhole.
Oh god, I'm sorry, rabbit.
Yeah, you know it's fine. You still have the snow though.
That's wakely up, head in snow.
Oh no watch out for the e-drag bro, snowball the e-drag once he drops it, snowball the e-drag and then giant on it, giant to block it maybe.
High giant, top middle just to block it.
No that's game.
Damn.
Nah it's not game, it's not game.
Cut the witch down, it is tower but it's not game.
I didn't let the e-drag to lock my right side tower and then this push on the left is dead.
Oh my god.
Maybe get minions on the Skellyprags before you get three pound and you have to evo snow everything
Make sure that the golem makes you make sure that the golem up is not actually you don't think you need to let him
You can save it
Okay, you're definitely gonna need to get some arrows on that. It's gonna kill the one you drag make
It's not a good spot, but you have chances you go which the back on the left
Because you're gonna have to go for a giant
But he's in a tough spot because he golems. I don't need him. I know giant graveyard the pocket
I think great graveyard first graveyard first and then giant the pocket and then you're gonna want to go for
Dominions in the middle maybe maybe minions and then
Say save the snow save the snow remember she's no you're gonna lose
He's not gonna take the whole hour and you need the snow for defense because you still have to defend the push
You're gonna want to get the bowler down in front of your tower because he's gonna go for the goal in the pocket right away
You're gonna want to evo snow and witch
No, and in mini-pecka too
Dude, I'm sorry. I messed up my placements, bro. It's fine. I'm going I think it's cut maybe arrows and snowball
My placements are so shit. Don't worry
Sorry, be honest the main thing. No, no, no, bro. Don't worry. Oh
He's fucking me. He's fucking me
So, I don't understand why you guys add in emotes like this, it's only gonna be used for toxicity, guys.
Is this game positive or what? When did this emote come out? New emote of this, really class, that's your new emote. Can I buy it?
To be honest, the main thing there was just snowballing after you wished, because you would have had the evo snow ready for the defense,
the defense and you would have been able to knock everything back but instead you had to try like
a weird giant block but it just didn't work unfortunately. Now it was a good try though.
You're right, my opponent just did this, bro. Like how do I buy that? Bro, I know.
It's in the shop for five dollars. Yo, so Clash Royale, y'all out of the emo literally symbolizing
Wait, actually it might be free. Is it in here? Oh no, it's in the other one when you
scroll up. When you scroll up, there's like another set of emotes. Yeah, that one. I think
I think it's in... Wait, is it not in there? Wait, maybe it's a battle pass emote, actually.
From this season?
Maybe. Hold up, I think I might have that emote.
Why is everybody spamming GTARP?
What's happening?
I thought this stopped three hours ago.
What's going on?
Why is everybody spamming it?
Oh, we have McDonald's at home.
Do you do it?
When, when, when, when, when, when, when?
God.
Lacey sent you guys!
Roddy, should I just push for UC?
Do you think?
Should I just go for it, bro?
Just let my wiener hang?
I'm down.
I'm down.
Just hope you get UC.
I'm down.
Hold up.
I'm going to grab my phone charger real quick.
Actually, actually, if I'm only spectating, actually, I can just watch you on my computer.
I don't even need to grab my charger.
Yeah, you're good.
All right.
Let's go.
good luck slow them up this guy might have graveyard bro a lot a lot of the
French players use graveyard oh never mind
good arrows make sure to try to hit the ice spirit by the way because you can
just get that like damage off your power yeah it's small but it can help
even his barrel is evil by the way his barrel is evil which nice which I
wouldn't giant here because I think he has Valkyrie so it wouldn't really be
the greatest play. Even if he does, Nevalfi though, it's just a bit aggressive. Oh, he
has Nights. Ooh, that's infested. Could Manecrack right here? Wait, that wasn't bad
bear. I think he's just let it go. I think you can just go for the Giant at the Bridge
and then maybe Minions on the Princess. I like this. Oh, he has Bomb Tower. Wait, Arrow's
on the dart? He has one more card left, by the way. It's either a spell or a distraction
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
God, I hate the fucking SCARMI!
It's fine though.
He has no spells, so he can't kill your witch by the way.
His whole deck is just spell bait, bro.
Yeah.
It's really annoying, but I believe in this one.
I swear to God, 70% of the jacks are bait, bro.
Like 70%?
Oh, I'm gonna check my battle on it's because of it's because of the Ronin because bait counters Ronin because he can't
He does nothing against swarms
Yeah, swarm completely destroys the Ronin and a lot of people are playing with Ronin right now. I
Would just keep leaking if he wants to leak that's good
It's about a bit and then you could just make my back on ten. Yeah
I would which on the left on ten just like kind of set up a nice push
And it won't allow him to go in on that lane either
there. You're right. I'm going to see messy play in person in two days by the way. Wait
really? Yes. I'm going to Atlanta in two days for the World Cup semifinals and I'm
literally going to watch messy. I've never seen him before. Wait, really? Yeah, I never
seen him before. Wait, I just lied though. I think this guy's phone died. Did he get it?
Yo, bro, we'll take it. I'm sorry, but bro, we'll take it. I'll take a free win, bro.
You guys, we might have to tag Superself, brother.
We might have to tag Superself.
We gotta bring that bullshit back.
You should localy try and get a picture with Messi, brother.
That would be like, that would be so sad.
But I guess too much aura.
This might sound like glazed bro, but I don't even think,
I'm being legitimately serious.
I'm not worthy of being within 10 feet of Messi.
I'm not worthy of that, bro.
I mean, I don't know, bro.
See, the thing is, I feel the same about LeBron, though,
so I guess that's fair.
I guess that's fair.
Bro, like chat, you guys are saying glazed.
Some of y'all don't reach me, though.
Guys, I'm not worthy of being within 20 feet of Messi.
Even like, bro, I'm not worthy of that.
Guys, Messi is literally the greatest footballer ever
and also greatest athlete ever
because I already explained this,
but mathematically he's the best ever
because football has the most people that play it.
So to be the best in the world at football
means you have the most competition
and he's the best amongst the most competition.
Do you think he's better than Braun?
Yes, Messi's better than every athlete.
Yo, Roddy, give me the athlete name
and I'll just say if Messi's better or not.
Bro, I can't lie, LeBron might have him, bro.
Messi better.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
The thing it shanksy like, dude, that's LeBron, bro.
Messi better, bro.
I don't know, but I think this might be a mere match up my way.
Yes, no bats, no cam, oh yeah, good game, yeah, it really is a good game.
Maybe Eros, if you get sniped.
You have any skeletons this little fucker got?
Oh, he has every swarm unit in the game, okay.
Every swarm unit in the game, all right.
Yo, Leo, stop typing good game, you little shit.
Oh, why are people saying Bron didn't kiss the wall, didn't actually kiss a wall, what does that mean?
What does kissing a wall mean? Did he like run into the floor? What the hell? I don't understand that.
I don't get that.
all good what is this like ball knowledge wait okay you might want to go for the mini
packet here nice tombstone bro bro this guy's not playing that well wait maybe
which and then you can minions elixir golem with 30 or 5 swarm units
i what
wait you could maybe go for the giant loki i feel like you spent way too much i mean maybe
graveyard too i'm gonna have your snowball ready because he has a million swarm units
oh my god bro i may need to go on a track across the map
no bro there's no way
Bro.
Okay, I'll get it.
I think you could still win.
You could maybe minions, and then you could go for the mini-peck-up plus giant on the
right.
Or just graveyard.
Wait, that was a bad fireball.
Hold up.
Maybe evil snow?
Oh my God, wait!
Oh, he's...
He's on the tombstone.
Please.
Come on.
Ability.
He's on the tombstone.
Please, come on. Ability, maybe?
No, mini-pack, I go to the top!
Oh my god.
Bro, there's no way, bro.
One last chance.
Wait, graveyard? And maybe snowball?
No.
Yeah, I wasn't focused at the start of the-
Bro.
That's on me. Oh, it's just not it's fine. It's fine. I wasn't that kind of weird deck though. Yeah
I don't know. I actually didn't log ego to him because I have the mini caca, but I just wasn't locked in
Yeah, and you have the bowler, but to be honest though
Because deck was so like strange that like there's like nothing that you can really do like if you don't know it because you played
Mini Pucka and then you just went tombstone to arrows and then you go spear goblins
And he has which like you just thought he had nothing and he just had everything now
Now I'm going to fully lock in and not lose until you see it.
I'm going to go undefeated.
Okay, okay, okay.
This guy is two minutes late.
He might have a tombstone.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, he could have that old one.
No, this looks like Retroost.
Oh, god.
No, it's not.
Lumberjack?
Wait, good snowball.
Snow?
What does he have?
He might have a Golem deck, by the way.
Dude, the Golem guy just dodged the snowball.
Where am I hallucinating?
Whenever he's dashing, he's invincible.
So like you can't uh, she like can't be knocked back or anything
Erling Holland chat
Bro, he looks like the golden night. Well, I actually watched him play
I was at like a restaurant and they had like the the TV's up and everyone was screaming for it
Yeah, that guy is so many fans even in Canada. It gets actually insane. Yeah, how does it go to go?
Dude, he's the guy who you said looks like the gold night like a year ago and now he's like famous like crazy famous
Yeah, oh dude, he was I would be honest for a holland was already crazy famous, but after the World Cup
Yeah, he's definitely more famous, but bro. He was you're gonna want a minions on that. Oh
My god, this is
Is he the second best in the world? It depends on position. I mean Holland striker
The three best strikers in the world right now is probably in Bob Bay
Harry Kane and Irving Holland are probably the top three like they all are kind of different players though. It's hard to compare
By the way, his last card is definitely golem it's definitely golem
You're gonna need to be getting to your evil snowball if you can you're probably gonna want to wait
Maybe you could just go with the mini Pekka graveyard if he goes for a golem in the back. Okay
Because he just be ready like oh, okay, you went one reject. That's fine. You can mini Pekka
That's bad timing bro you've got timing bro wait that was a bad golden knight though just minions on the Empress once it locks on
Good giant with the witch maybe that's a good giant I think
Not let him counter it for nothing. Don't wish your evil snow by the way to save it
Let's save it. It's not it's not worth the spending you need the evil snow for either a really big push or a really big defense
Yeah, you could evo witch again on the em- oh maybe evo witch on the lumberjack.
Dude the lumberjack is so annoying for you.
I don't think- wait could you ability and then graveyard?
Ability and then maybe just- I'll just chill again.
You might want to need to arrow this though.
This is such a little goaller again.
This guy's just never going in. Is this like the most passive golem player ever?
It's like a bridge spam deck. Oh no, JC Pacha, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Two minutes. Wait, what? How does that...
Oh no, oh no. How does that not lock?
I think this is still winnable. I'm not gonna lie.
Could that get one? Could that get one? No!
Okay, wait, it's time. You have to go in here. And you got timing again.
again now I got timing so like I don't even have the tempo you still have to go
in now otherwise it's gonna be too big yeah you can minions with this maybe
minions minions and then you have to mini-peck on the goal of missing as you
can and then snowball probably offensively to be honest
yeah just chill you you could even witch in the middle though towards the goal
room but then also towards the baby dragon I like that upgrade I like that
a good make sure to watch out for the baby dragon you're gonna want to like
late which I think you just try and figure out the bridge predicting his
goal and not the bridge oh I don't think he's gonna go alone bro you can stop so
much maybe not no the number what how did that's what bro literally dog shit
Yeah, do the emo do the emo. You're in the stream. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Okay. Okay
Yo, do me a favor. He is do type well played if you're in the stream
No way. Oh, sorry, bro. You're still here type well played
Okay, there is no there is right there. Oh, yeah, I'm not doing this shit today
Hey Super Saladist me, I'm back. Uh y'all clearly have not banned any of the stream snipers in the last year
Oh Tsume King, now when I pull out the phone now you're quiet. Now you don't want to emo no more
Bro
It's fine bro, it's fine. I think you're like halfway. No, but rally it's fine. They're using like
if they're using mind games because he knows it's my favorite he knows it's my
favorite emo that I want and he's spamming it it's my games okay all right all
right all right slow down that was a beautiful snowball watch this shit
yo jakey jakey do not let the tilt get to you bro this is what they want bro this is
what they want all right yeah yeah yeah that's what they're doing bro you're
That's what we were talking about is inaction right now, bro.
Oh, god.
You're going to have to arrows this.
You know how to beat two points?
Like, by the way, he's back to ice golem hog,
or just hogging generally.
Like, he has hog back in cycle.
Have your bowler ready?
He's going to get at least two hits here, I think.
You might want a minions, too.
You're going to take too much damage.
I don't know what they'd want.
Nice.
Good defense.
We take that.
We take that.
Remember, just chill defense and single,
And in double you can go really aggressive with the giant graveyards. I wouldn't snow that
The way you want to cycle your evo snow against fog is by using it defensively
Got it because you'll save the damage off of your tower while getting to the evo
It's a good witch
You might just want to snowball this now
Yeah, like see here. It's much better that you serve like you take the me
Let's get here down then just cycling it on the tower for like 72 damage, but it's the best
ready. Do what it is. It's really good. He kind of baited you.
He might go for the like hog and then he's going to Skelly's wait.
That was really bad. Wasted his cannon. You could low key giant
minions opposite lane if you want. At eight or not. I wouldn't
eight eight not I wouldn't do it right away. Yeah. To be honest,
maybe, maybe don't do it at all. Maybe just reset in the back
because the thing is the cycle is so fast that you'll just get
Anyway, you know what I mean? I feel like I'm just gonna lose because of the chair, please
He's gonna he's gonna ice golem hog. Oh, this is now you have evil snow. You can survive. You have evil snow
You might even ability to you have evil snow beautiful and you can get the mini-pecker down. I
Really like this now. You're almost back to a second giant. You can minions behind your first giant
Minions I minions and then just giant in front of the witch and now you have a double giant
And then you just get graveyard down as soon as possible because that can it's gonna go out of the first giant
in the second China is nothing. You just go graveyard here, just graveyard. Because even
if you abilities, it's not cycling to the next cannon. You can snowball the musky here,
snowball the musky to damage it. You have to log. You can even arrows here just to help
take this out. And you can get some nice damage here. It's not like a crazy amount, but it
might put you nearly equal. That's not bad to be honest. It's pretty decent. Have the
bowler ready. You're going to want a mini-pethos too if he goes hog.
Really good bowler.
Wow, what a bowler.
massive bowler we love that we love that oh no it's gonna hit somehow find giant
here and just spam down the graveyard maybe this is good too you could snow
all the musky towards it wait that was a bad ice cone the giant's gonna walk out
of range the giant's gonna walk out nice make sure to save the bowler by the
way bad cannon though bad cannon he's gonna try to hog again and you have the
already. What is my timing today? We're so surprised. It's fine. It's just it's
just a welcome back if I would just clash. You can clash. You could. Ooh I think you
need to reset. I'm not gonna lie. I think you just need to reset. You can maybe
chime in the back or mini-peck in the back either or. Remember you have evo
snowball for defense. You can minions on the musky.
you have to go snow this and then which give me that come on nice let's go you're
alive you're gonna get cycle the bowler into this lane though cuz he's gonna go
for another ice column hog rider he's never gonna stop spanking you until you
get like a bowler to clog up the lane you can minions to snipe the musky once
it walks to the bowler nice terrible hog here and then giant the bridge and
then you go for the graveyard I think you might finesse him right here just
spam the graveyard and don't waste your snowball you need snowballs
You can arrows the cannon, you can arrows, maybe, and then I would save the snowball,
okay snowball, then maybe mini-pack up, then you can drop a bowler, I pre-drop a bowler.
I'll be careful, be careful.
Wait, he can't win, he needs to, he needs to, he's almost gonna die.
Yeah he does, he does, he does, drop the minions, and he's gonna maybe fireball cycle a bit
too, but this is where you just go naked graveyard and arrows, but don't use your snow, do not
use your snow, you need snow for the hog.
go for the pre arrows on the tower you can grab the ice here because he's gonna
laud the nice here you snowball on defense and then you minions quickly and
these the hogs never gonna break through you oh no you need a graveyard again
though you have to graveyard again come on get the mini-pecker down is the block
graveyard yes to defend the graveyard we also need to defend like oh my god
Come on, come on, no!
Oh my god, bro, that's so depressing.
That was so close.
Thank you, man.
By the way, with the graveyards,
you need to change up the placeness now.
You need to put it one higher and one to the left
after the graveyard rework.
Okay, it's it's okay. It's not this you got this
No down one and to the left and then down one more that like there. Yes, but to be honest
You can sweat. Yeah, that's like the general spot
But you can switch up the placement because now graveyard has a big spawn right?
There's no more luck to graveyard like it will spawn in the same spot every time on different placements
So to prevent people from having a memorized pattern, right?
I can memorize how to defend it if you switch it up after memorize all the patterns
Bro, I think I'm getting sniped like continuously because I just keep getting like late emoted like after the game
That's this never yeah, you are definitely getting
Like I think you've been sniped at least like three or four times I
Think this guy has lava. I'm coping L cope. Yo guys. He's emoting 25 seconds after the battle ends
The last guy I said type well played if you're in the stream type well played if you're in the stream
He typed in five seconds later. If you think this is copier fucking jackass
By the way, I think this guy's giant. He I think his giant Prince and dark Prince
Your evil witch is good in this matchup
You could mini Pekka behind this and then go for a high witch
I know you usually don't like the high witches, but here I think it could be good because he's down a lot of
Ooh, the scotties can block the meganine too.
Yeah, it could even maybe if you're lucky block the prince.
Nah, it's fine though.
And those, nice.
Upgrade.
What?
Come on.
Bro.
It's fine.
I think that's...
Wait, if we're set the evo is up and the witch, because of the dagger that you're shooting
so slow, that's gonna spawn scotties, you're gonna have to rage on defense.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
That was a good sequence, I think.
That was a good sequence.
I feel like it's good. I feel like it's good. Don't worry about it. It's okay. You can
join in the back here. Okay. You're gonna want to bowl it. Don't early mini PECA ever
because it was like a prince. You want to? Oh, yeah. You're gonna want to go for a witch
in the middle and minions at the bridge. Yep. Witch in the middle and then you're gonna
I don't want to go for the mini Pekka at the bridge on the right.
You want to take out this case.
This is a missed as far as you don't need to know, bro, you can giant with the left side is the massive push.
Don't ability just yeah, you can drop errors if you want.
This is fine.
You can't defend that left side.
Wait for him to kill the minions and you go for a second set of minions.
You just have a mini board on his head.
I had Evo snow that fireball, bro.
Let's go, bro.
You had a minion on his head for a second.
You got six minions.
Evo, which here, and then he's gonna try to giant,
can just bring any fuck in the bridge.
Just be like, stupid, nice.
Yo, Rose.
Can I get the bomber?
Yo.
Which I'm gonna call it.
Dude, I played against an Evo minion horde
this morning on the plane,
and I don't even know what happened.
I think I erred it while they were invincible.
How does the invincibility work?
Oh, yep.
Okay, so basically, when you hit the minions,
they go invisible for a few seconds,
and then they aren't invisible.
reason that arrows don't kill them is because arrows have three waves and the first wave
doesn't kill them. You need two waves to kill them. So like you have to like basically
counter them twice.
So basically what you're saying is, if there's an Evo minion horde and you arrow them, it's
the worst play you can do.
It's not the worst play but it's a bad play but the thing is like you still need to kill
it right? So like it's just like kind of an annoying card to deal with when you have
arrows to be honest most of the time though you're you're gonna have to
commit your snowball and your arrows on it to counter it which is kind of silly
but wait I'm wait okay I've actually gotten timing every game I play you're
that's not evil cost for y'all yo if I had that's you look like why would you
Scarney okay this guy's TTS I can win
Notice everybody sparkies the back I lose if I play into it try to play away from it
And then like late minions or something the thing is your card cycle is horrendous. You didn't have a better play
So I'm but yeah, usually you want to play away from it
Usually you want you want to play away from it and then just drop minions on top or like a low wits
I think this is the seventh stream sniper in nine matches. I'm not even kidding
In this match if you don't really want to join in the back because of the spark you kind of have to giant the bridge on it
Like a counter-attack
You can go. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. He has gold may snipe you
You I would just go for the bowler here to line up bro. No one uses gold made in this back
This is equal stream snipe. I want to punch you in the mouth. I literally want to punch you in the mouth
It's not lost equal streams like it's 25 emotes for no reason is probably a slight nice meeting or brah
The thing is this guy's not that good. I have an idea on how you could win you need to wait. We're actually I'm not gonna say it yet
But you actually have a chance I think I would just wait here for a second and see if he sparkies in the back
Okay, no, he didn't he's just gonna wait with you. You're just gonna have to wait which and then go for the minions on the bats
and then here's what you can do you're gonna want to oh my god that that was
actually horrendous because he still has to defend that okay giant on the left
with the witch but wait oh oh the giant graveyard the bridge giant graveyard the
bridge oh my god he's selling he's selling have the arrows for the horde and
then order no snowball the horde and save the arrows for the evil scummy
because snowball won't work snowball the horde and just save the arrows for the
evil scummy you you're gonna want to keep spamming keep spamming keep spamming
you keep spinning
really you're gonna keep on going
minions on the sparky
bro this is
giant?
nah, it's over, you don't have enough time
she's gonna knock your giant to the opposite lane
yo, but it's literally just because of the timing
yeah
I went from League 4 to League 5 and now I'm just in hell.
I'm in hell every game.
Alright, I'm going to play for you.
I need to just turn off my chat.
It's just raised me.
I need to just turn off my chat.
Okay, okay, okay.
You've got to save the non-clone calls.
It's literally just 55 emotes, it's probably a snipe.
No one does that!
I don't know what you're saying.
I'm never playing a card into a Sparky ever again, even if it's a witch. I don't care.
I'm just gonna instantly go the other way.
It could be a lava.
It could be lava here.
Oh, okay, starting handed again, okay.
So, a late witch does nothing, something's going in.
Oh, he has an inferno.
Alright.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, bro.
I got out of delay I guess. I don't know. I'm gonna have to delay.
You can still win, bro. You can still win. Just make sure to lock in. You can go for
the bowler in the back here. To be honest, I don't think this guy streams
sniped I just think that he plays a stupid deck I'm not gonna lie the people like this just they have their
same deck for like the entirety of the dream city
You can let this go because the bowlers gonna take out the queen
You're gonna have to do a lot of defense and the way to win is you need to make up a massive push with your witch
And you need to get minions on the inferno tower down the middle
That's like the best chance to win. You can get off the witch and you have to snowball
because you can't really take any damage.
Okay, what's arrows to actually use?
This is not unwinnable though. This is not unwinnable whatsoever.
You have a very solid shot here to win, I think.
By the way, he doesn't have to double up.
You're gonna have to make sure to defend those goblins.
Actually, I think you have to eat them now. It's fine.
It's only gonna be one shot in the tower.
Save your mini packet of block the lumberjack at the bridge. You're gonna want a bowler with that instead because if you
Go lumber loom at the bridge you need to block the bridge
Okay, I
Would minions here and you need to go for the witch and you have to snowball as well. You have to snowball
Be safe
That's fine. You have this push go you don't even start up like anything else
Oh, yeah, that's the dude from the balloon. I wouldn't even try and see you're not gonna lie wait. Maybe graveyard actually maybe graveyard. Oh
Oh wait, Aeros the Goblin's in the tower, Aeros the Goblin's in the tower?
Oh my god wait!
No, he has Valk Vines, it's dead.
It's fine though, this is decent because you got the Valk out of hand.
And Witch here?
We'll watch out for Eveline.
This is a rage, he's going to speed it up and he's going to get a hit.
Actually, I don't think he's going to get a hit, I think the witch gets out in time.
Oh my god.
Wait, any peck at the bridge? No, you can't.
I think you just have to giant graveyard the right side lane, because he has no inferno tower.
He wasted his goblin, that's his graveyard counter.
Drop your minions at the bridge, minions at the bridge, because he might top the arrows on the graveyard.
Snowball?
He's gonna arrow stuff his thing.
It's still a lot of damage, but it's not a...
No!
It's sad.
Um...
Continue emoting if you're stream snapping. Continue emoting if you're stream snapping.
Okay. I win that game if he doesn't have an inferno tower.
Why do I keep playing against the most demonic?
You're right, right. When I play off stream, I have like as 85 win percentage.
I've lost like seven games straight!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's this deck.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
No boss, no boss, no boss.
Okay, this is actually just-
I'm panic, I'm panic, I'm panic.
Remember Jinxie, you know how to be-
I'm not even like Jojo, I'm just playing like demonic decks.
I know, I know, this is the evil class for Elbrough.
But once you get through like the streak of evil class, you're gonna get the Ultimate
Champion so easily, bro.
So easily.
Just wait here, cause he's one card away from Ice Golem.
Okay, he's back to ice bomb and now he's back to hog rider
Have the mini pecker ready don't mini pecker yet though. Just save it because I don't think he's gonna hog into a bowler
I was hovering unless he's like psychotic
Yeah, what you could do here though is you could go for like I
Yeah, I think you could giant I think you could giant I
Wouldn't minions though because it's gonna give him a good fireball. I just let this go
Nice not that stuff that's gonna hit the cannon that's decent you might get a giant hit unless he logs
I don't think it's gonna hit anyway. That's fine. We force out the musketeer, which is good. His next musketeer is Evo by the way
Have the mini-pecker ready again
By the way, you want to put the mini-pecker a little bit lower because the mini-pecker is gonna take a long time to run back
I think you get graveyard with this though. I think you get graveyard. This is a good graveyard
You have the ability as well
if the ice go-
OH MY GOD!
Down the hatch!
Alright, now we just win all of our games!
Oh!
Get in there! Get in there!
Minions, minions, minions!
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
Bro you're in there you're in there you're so in there nice. I would save snow. I'd save snow. It's not like that
If you hogs you have nothing in your hand to defend a hog. Yeah, you have to save it nice, bro. Let's go
Come on, baby. Come on
Come on bro, let's go! Come on bro!
Yes bro! We got this here bro!
I'm not losing! I'm not losing!
Stay there Smokes! Stay there!
You need to go in the back.
Bro, no more losses bro. This is easy wins right here.
You can witch and you can snowball.
This is fine. That's only one hog rider shot.
He has evo musky. Oh that was a horrible parry.
Just go giant. Do not minions though! Do not minions because of evo cannon.
Just go for the graveyard.
And you can arrows the musketeer as well because otherwise your minions are just gonna get probably
The spirit perfect the perfect tower
Nice now make your stage your bowler and evil snow, but don't use them on the same defense alternate defenses one one with snow
One with bowler
Have the mini-pecker ready on the right for the hog
Okay, you have evil snow as well a little bit of a early ability now
Yeah, beautiful evo snow that ability and this is just an easy win. Let's go
We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. Holy shit. Let's go now
I'm not losing for the rest of the night, bro. All right
No more losses, bro. No losses, bro until the Royal Champion at least we're gonna go on like a southern game win streak right here
Don't
Let's go, let's go, let's go, hit this guy.
I have no idea what this guy has, to be honest.
Bradley, undefeated all night, okay baby?
Undefeated, bro, undefeated.
You could bowl her into this, I'd slow, he, actually, you could witch now.
No, I was perfect timing.
He just got timing, because he just put his, with his Mega Minion into the wishbox.
Good, good, finally.
Someone else is getting fucking timing.
He's got 7 elixir right there.
Hope he has Zap, you're gonna have to bowler.
I think he has to let us go through.
Evo Cage isn't the one, he might have the Pompeo deck, lowkey.
Like the minor balloon stuff with the inferno dragon.
Yes.
Yeah.
Be careful though, cause he has the Evo Goblin Cage, I think.
Oh god, there's two things that melt the giant?
You're gonna have to get the minions down you're gonna have to block the ice cold
You're gonna go when I go mini Pekka then minions and then snowball
Oh, I messed up my snow. Oh, no, it's gonna lock the blue to your tower. That's on me
It's fine. Let's wait the means that is alive though of ability ability. Oh
Okay
That's our though. You're gonna have to make a comeback here. I don't know what should what do I do wrong there?
Basically you need a mini Pekka the ice column and then minions on the balloon and then snowball the balloon
I
And the minions placement. Yeah, okay, it's okay though
It's okay because he does not even cage and you can just rip a giant favorite at the bridge in front of the witch
Like this is actually a vulnerable position that I'm not even kidding his deck sucks against graveyard. Oh my god
He's at the floor. Yeah, yeah graveyard here and then just spam down your minions. Just oh wait
It's Taylor now. I mean, I guess this mean you may as well like that's tower. He has no zap. That's how
Yeah, yeah, that's power. Come on, you have evo snowball as well
You also have evo snowball for the next balloon
But don't snowball immediately you're gonna want to mini pack of the tank because he's gonna mine
I'm any okay mini pack of the ice below and then switch and then snowball which and then or snowball then which it's fine
I I do words. Okay next time put it way lower cuz we can mega meaning on that next time put it way
Oh my god!
Wait, ability?
No, don't try it.
Wait, it's fine. Maybe go minions.
He wasted this up again, like a dummy.
Wait, could you mini-pack in the pocket maybe?
One shot, diddy. One shot, diddy.
There's a lot of stuff. He asked for fireball and stuff.
And after you kill it, you can maybe use the ability here.
Right now.
Oh my god. The witch is alive!
God damn it!
God damn it!
Make sure to cycle your witch.
you up like that and then you're gonna want to maybe just pre-arrows the
Info Dragon to get to your minion, just echo the arrows drop the minions at the
bridge predictors, just be cool and then you can go for the arrow.
Easy man!
Let's go!
I'm defeated!
Right now!
Let's go!
Easy bro, easy!
Down me, down me, down me!
I'm defeated bro, I'm defeated!
Yeah, I can't lie dude when you're locked you're really locked like
Fucking Zoink beat it. Okay remind me again Jack. Jesus
Rally remind me to watch Zoink beat society after this. It should be like two minutes. Okay. I got you. I got you
Okay, I don't cycle your witch first play if anything I'd rather cycle the mini pack I like like which can be really important in a lot of situations
situations
He wait, okay, I thought you were like trying to do another wind trade you could just like your witch in the back
If he doesn't have NATO wait ability you might he might have NATO oh
My god, okay. He didn't have NATO wait. You might have to see the damage
I think he has eagle and which would mean he has like like super high like see yeah
Wait, you could maybe just arrows the dragon
I don't know if I'm getting on the pizza night guys. I might it's just a pet. I'm trying to get ultimate champ
You could border this oh no next time you need to border the side cuz that X is gonna line up on you
I think he's gonna get to my bad. Yeah, it's fine. But next time. No, it's fine next time. He's put on the side
Wait, you could go in with the minions. Maybe I wouldn't graveyard yet though. I wouldn't graveyard yet
Wait, could you try to graveyard with this in that way? What the hell was that? We drop them any second of waiting any back in the back
By the way, remember, he has Evo, Electro Dragon, that's going to be a bit scary.
I think you just want to go for the snowball on these, bro. They're going to cook your mini-pekka.
Your mini-pekka is probably going to be able to go- Okay, he has E-Dragon, Evo. By the way, he's going to Evo here.
Oh, he did X instead.
Bro, this is a really hard matchup. I remember Ego and Viewer was one of your hardest matchups.
Wait, why did he nato? That was already dead anyways.
I
Think this guy just has like CTE to be honest and maybe drop your bowler, but remember put it in the middle
Don't give him that line up for this guy has four spells and it's like he hates a lot of days
Wait you could maybe go for the witch here and then you could mini-peck a graveyard and if he drops his e-drag on the left
Okay, drop them on the right way and he peck on the left and then graveyard with this maybe I think you should graveyard and then maybe
maybe maybe snowball on the e-drag on the on the right side of drag to keep that
wish healthy then you here you just need to defend because he's gonna e-golem
and you're gonna need to get evil snowball back that's why you want this
snowball before drop the mini pekka on the e-golem nice great mini pekka
placement you can minions on top of the xy as well
evil snow come on buddy nice come on beautiful snowball beautiful snowballs
and then just rip the giant graveyard bridge ability to make that a
Okay, I got you now. I'll watch this. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Riley. Oh my god. Okay. Now we're back. Three games in a row, bro. Zoink beat society. Let's go.
Chad, is it a Zoink beat society?
Yeah, it's a Zoink beat society.
Yeah, it's a Zoink beat society.
Yeah, it's a Zoink beat society.
Lay oh my god, okay now we're back three games in a row bro Zoink beats his side. Let's go. Is it a stream?
Chet like he just now did it
Chet just did it wait guys. I'm gonna need a timestamp
I'm gonna timestamp guys. I
Tell Lacey. I was gonna get RP. I said I might get on our pH defense. I'm gonna go P. Tell me what's that?
Yo guys, is society like like the hardest level in the game? I don't really understand geometry dash that well
Is society the hardest map grief, yes some people are saying yes some people are saying grief
Hmm hardest currently verified, okay
Dude jump dash is a hard game bro jump dash is a hard game, bro. I
Can't lie jump dash is fun
But when you get stuck on a level dude like that game actually like like hurt my hand like I'll actually just hit my desk
Well when I die like I'd actually get so pissed because I just like such a failure when I die in geometry dash
Because it's like all my fault and I refuse to use the practice mode too
Me and me and doggy are currently verifying grief give us some time wait. Are you a pro geometry dash player?
I as as an ice. Are you a pro player on geometry dash? I
Know Zoink, bro. So I'm just crazy. I I think I think Zoink's the best
He's lying. He's larping guys. He's larping
Wait, that guy's larping as as auntie is lying. I know way
Really I'm almost at 10k trophies rather go bro keep on going bro. I forgive up, bro
are you wait what now I'm not
well I'm like a little bit
special but not like like
crazy. I'm special in my own
way you know. Hey Riley it's me
just wondering who's the most
attractive character to be
honest probably the prince
like realistically bro like if
you say the prince isn't
you're just lying bro. I'm in
Okay.
One hour, five minutes.
You're rally.
That's how I would argue it.
Yo.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah.
I can hear you.
Is this it?
I feel like the biggest thing I always struggle with is being able to just stay clicking.
You're rally.
Can you see?
Can you see this?
Yeah.
I'm watching. He's like a playing the society map
Yeah, is this map top one I
Asked him that to people were saying the hardest verified one, but not the literal hardest map
That's what people were saying. I'm not even sure what verify means, but
Verified basically just means that a map's been completed. I think the hardest
unverified map is grief. What doggie is playing when he verifies it? Oh I know
doggie. Oh shit I just heard him. Oh god I was whoa. Wait I actually heard that.
Yo are you sure you just farted bro? I actually heard that. Yo. I think I shit
myself. Yo. Yo you might need to get another towel. I was a sharp bro.
Oh my god, one second. I'll be back. I got to change my pants. Okay
I'm D1 now guys, I didn't bro, I can't lie bro, I don't know about D1 bro. Maybe D2 or D3
Riley, I made it to 11k with all my deck. Let's go, bro. Hey, Riley, I love you. I love
you too, bro. Riley, welcome back. Yo, what's up, bro? I wish I was smart as you. To be
honest, bro, you're probably smarter than me, bro. Just because I'm smart in class,
That doesn't mean like that. I'm like necessarily a small person or a smart person
I don't like it. I don't like it, but bro everyone's smart in their own aspects. Yeah, I'm locked
That's finished wiping my ass
Well the craziest thing about these levels that I have no idea what's going on yeah, I mean
basically wait what is a no signal it's just game crashing like it's I think it's
part of the level oh I thought like he's like game put out it's okay thousand
dollars what the fuck
oh my god
I feel like if I played this level every day I would get a seizure bro, yeah, literally.
It's like all the like flashing lights in the collies and imagine you're playing at night with your lights off
Like you probably just like start like shaking
Check it out. I'm locked in here. How can you even see it's literally pitch black. You can't even see anything
Yo, I'm just fucking beat society. I just fucking beat society
What?
What?
Does he have a heartbeat monitor somewhere?
I think so. I don't think he's... Bro, Zoink never chokes, Chad.
Zoink never chokes.
Like, dude, he never like...
Zoink never dies at like 99, 98, 97, 96. Bro, nobody doesn't, Chad. Zoink always just clutches.
Flamewall 99. Oh, yeah, I do remember that. I actually do remember that like a year ago.
No, I feel like Zoink just never chokes, man. Aside from Flamewall, I mean, aside from Flamewall.
Oh, wait, Zoink's in the chat. He just said LARP. Yo, Zoink. Zoink, when doggy beats grief,
like, when doggy verifies grief, how long do you think it's going to take you to beat it, Zoink? Dead ass. Dead ass.
He beats grief.
Oh, here we go.
Like, when the dog eats you, he verifies grief.
How long do you think it's going to take you to beat it so you can get out?
Two to three months?
Like, two to three months, probably.
Oh, hey, you're in the circle, so.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
The problem with grief is it's so like, you have to click so fast,
and that's something I struggle with on the game.
But like, if I realized you were to guess,
I'd go, bro.
So are you doing it in years?
Oh, we'll see.
But yeah, Riley, bro, I love you.
Riley, you're the king, bro.
Thank you for that carry that you did on R6 back then, regular the goat.
All right.
Oh, yeah, I'm wearing gloves because basically my hand sweats a lot, so I just started playing
with gloves so I didn't have to do-
Bro, I feel like if I played with gloves, my hand would get more sweaty.
Zoic, you're the goat, bro.
Love you, Zoic.
Like, Chad, I feel like if I played with gloves, my hand would get more sweaty, no?
Oh, we know what your hands taught, what's the method, Chad?
Braddy, do you know about the glove method?
Bro, I don't know about the method.
I just know there's this one famous TikTok where you told him to put down the gloves,
and then he put like the glove in front of his face, and it turned and clicked and added.
It was like super tough.
He liked like the glove in front of his face, like it was tough
Yeah, I'm not even kidding. I think Los is like unironically
Maybe one of my favorite humans to ever walk the planet, bro
You know, dude, he's one of the goat content creators for like I'll be on tiktok
And I'll actually like laugh out loud at the tiktoks like that. I see I've seen might be like one of the funniest human
Dude, I played like ready. I played 2k a lot and I was in like the 2k community like years ago
And I knew the chap I would watch most polos twitch streams like occasionally when he would do like my team and shit
I'm talking like when I was in high school check like I'm talking like living when I was in high school, bro
Like I've known low since before I streamed
No, oh, yeah, I lied about that guys I made that up. Yeah, I never played you guys never mind you guys right guys
I told you about that, bro
I'm capping. Oh, yeah, never mind. You got a giant mini pecker into this. Oh wait, maybe it's a bit too late
I think it's too late now. He's off the shelf
By the way, watch out he could have the Prince version or he could have like a mother witch as well, maybe
Eating the last yeah, he has the right version. Yeah, just eat the wall breakers this mini package
Yeah, maybe minions do this to be safe. Oh
You could a race nice
Wait, one shot, one shot! Nice! I don't think that's gonna hit the tower, but it's fine.
What about with this?
Wait, oh my god, wait, I see the vision.
I'm a position.
I'm a position.
Rowdy, I'm a position.
Rowdy, I'm a position.
Rowdy, I'm a position.
I'm a position.
You're not, bro.
That was a good try, bro.
That was a good try.
At least you know not to do that next time.
Bro, it's called limit testing.
It's a term in League of Legends.
Like, I'm just testing my limits, bro.
I'm seeing what I can get away with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's valid, bro.
do that in class too like sometimes in practice games people will purposely
overspend just to see if they're able to defend so if they're in a similar
situation they'll know if they could or not you know what I mean so they know
if that play is valid is you only want to know if it's possible to see if it can
happen yeah yeah even if it leaves you a game yeah you're gonna want to yeah
you're gonna want to mini-peck at this watch out though him having them boss
banded is kind of annoying you're gonna have to let that lock in in which
Hopefully doesn't get a quick zap he gets a quick zap. He goes, oh my god. I just had a heart attack
Holy shit
Yo, you're gonna want a giant graveyard without witch
Giant graveyard
You could maybe late minions maybe his minions. He's even a mega night. You want to deep get to down?
Doesn't have anything for the giant bro. There's nothing for the giant
He's not responding to the giant. I think you let this go and just make up a new push you bowler here
Then you get your evil witch down right you bowler you get your evil witch and you eat whatever he puts on the right
Unless it's a boss bandit and he's got great beard again
Make sure to protect that which make sure that which people with your life that's your win condition
Don't don't worry both bands kind of go to the witch. I think
Yep, perfect. You know that guy you're chilling
Low key you could go for a graveyard. No, do not graveyard. Maybe go meaning this on the mega night
Got his ass
No
You're gonna need to get another bowler down Jinx. You have to get a new bowler
because that mega is gonna keep knocking the bowler until it goes to the tower
and then you're gonna get splashed by the NK. You have to bowler again and eat the
wallbreakers. You're alive, you're alive. Don't try it because he's gonna boss
bandit. I like that snow. You're gonna have to witch on the boss band. By the
way, you have to witch on the boss bandit. You have to witch. Oh my god.
spawn spawn get your live skill arrows okay minions on the musky maybe get the
bowler down I like that bowler the boss man attach I like that I like that it's
fine it's fine it's fine you can which on defense which on defense have the
snowball ready for the wall breakers opposite lane yeah I think you have to
get the minions down as well oh no you have to giant arrows
I didn't defend that perfectly.
You know Riley, it's not in the cards for me tonight, I'm not going to use C tonight,
bro.
Maybe not.
I'm playing like a sack of shit, bro.
You got two aggressive on the right, it's okay though bro, it's okay.
Like everyone has off days, it's all good though.
Yo Riley, let me say this bro, before I get off flash bro, hey, it was a fucking pleasure
playing with you again bro.
And I'm down.
It was really fun.
to run it up like hella. I'm traveling to the World Cup. I'm still gonna be playing
class. Yeah. But bro, when I get back from the World Cup, like I'm down to grind, bro.
Like I'm down to fucking grind, man. I'm down to, I'm down to grind too, bro, because after
the monthly finals, like I have nothing to do every month, like for two weeks, literally
nothing after this year, after every monthly final. I'm so down, bro. I'm so down. Can
try to get a new best finish. Riley, it was a goddamn amazing experience hearing your
voice and play with you again, bro.
It's great to hear your story, bro.
We're so back, bro, we're so back.
All right, bro.
Everything good, bro?
Yeah, sorry.
Cut out again.
All good.
All right, Roddy.
All good, bro.
All good, bro.
GG, you see you man.
Yes.
Have a great day, bro.
WRB chat.
Now chat.
Listen, bro.
We could get on gcharp for a little bit
Bro, but yeah, I don't know if I want to get on RP if it's gonna be for like
30 minutes, bro, let me call they see and see what he's doing. Let's power scale
Yo, but I'm like I'm telling you this gcharp shit like you need to stop like the more y'all spam it the less
I'm gonna want to play
So I'm called on ASA.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, are you still playing or no, you off?
Um, I've never held on to my breath long.
How long?
Um, I got about 40 minutes.
All right, Lacey, you know what, bro?
Let's run it this week, bro.
I'm gonna be back from Atlanta the 16th and 17th bro. I'm free either of those days
Okay, I streamer you
You're in streaming university
Wait, Lacey why wait?
Lacey you already made it. You made it bro. I thought streaming university was for like the like uppercummers
It is
You made it bro
Understand the upper gummers they can I can help that form up and come through okay?
You're right. You're right. I'm saying but bro. You got to actually do that bro. You got to actually try
Okay, all right, bro. Lacey
No, I don't know I didn't even know that was in the next five days because I forgot like world cup and shit, too
So bro, just I'm like the 21st and beyond down for the 21st. All right, bro. I'll see you like
Chat fairs fairs fairs. All right y'all we got a play another game chat what game should I play?
Out in ring DLC. Yeah, you know what bro? Let me just spark up the out in the ring DLC right now
I'm
Traveling for Messi's game in 30 hours, but yeah, you're right. Let me just spark up the elder ring guilty
Yo, bro, do you think?
Yeah, when I do the elder ring guilty
I already said all marathon streams is on a pause until I'm back from the World Cup period
Gta RP or League of Legends, okay
Chat Gta RP League of Legends. What else?
I already did clash. I'm gonna play my clash off stream. GTRP League of Legends, what else bro?
What else? What else? What else? R6 guys, we could throw R6 in the poll chat but y'all never
vote for R6 chat. Y'all say you want it in the poll but y'all don't vote for it. Like we could
throw it in it just kind of gets mugged by like rp and shit row
our chat GTRP vs League of Legends polar polar polar polar child love y'all
boys bro guys I'm going to I'm gonna see messy bro in two days man I guys I've
I've never seen Messi with my own eyes, bro.
Useless pull, yeah.
Gta RP wins every pull.
All right, let's do this.
The greatly spammed game, bro.
What am I doing tomorrow?
Oh, tomorrow, there's no way I can play RP.
So it's actually good to play it tonight.
It's good to play RP tonight,
because tomorrow I'm doing a short stream,
because listen, I'm gonna probably do Clash,
and then I'm gonna watch France versus Spain at three,
that game's cinema and that determines who Messi plays in the finals if Messi wins.
And then right after that game chat, I have a flight, bro. I have to like literally fly to
Atlanta and then I'm gonna be at the World Cup, bro. Guys, I am gonna see Messi with my own eyes,
bro. It's a lot of aura, bro. Okay, chat, bro. Today's been a great stream. Let's keep it going,
bro. Let's keep it going. I'm not, I'm literally not in any rush to get off so we can actually play
RP for like two hours call it like one to two hours depends on the box probably two hours though
I got y'all then this is the last RP night for like three or four days
So fuck off after this bro fuck off
This is not going to turn into a gta rp spam fucking chat, bro. I'll get on it when I'm feeling it do
Okay
Liga Legends has a lot of votes compared to GTRP.
GTRP is like un-moggable.
Coke Stare.
Guys, at least you can let me play for 30 minutes.
Oh, guys.
He has to get it off.
All right.
Boot it up.
Boot it up.
Boot it up.
Boot it up.
Bood it up, boot it up.
Yo guys, it's not called an L dictator for like wanting to play my own game sometimes.
Guys, it's not called an L dictator for wanting to play my own game sometimes.
Yo guys, sometimes I just want to play a game that I want to play, bro.
It's not being a dictator, it's just like wanting to play a certain game.
Check discord, Vaders, I got you.
Trent, thank you for the tour one.
Love you, bro.
Because girl I made it yeah I made it all right chat take a shot for me oh
What did I leak?
What did I leak something?
Whoa!
What was the leak?
No chat, that's not called being a dictator for playing a video game that you want to
play.
Like what?
Yo chat, you guys are the dictators because you guys will spam a game which is fine.
And then I'll say, oh, like RP.
I was like, oh.
I'm not getting on RP right now.
And then you guys kept spamming it.
That's a dictatorship.
Chad, that's called not taking no for an answer, dude.
I'm rude.
How the being rude?
What the freak?
I'm not being rude.
I'm saying, if you spam a game, that's fine.
But if you spam a game and then I say,
oh, hey man, I'm actually not gonna get on that right now.
And then you keep spamming it.
Now you're being a fucking dickhead.
You're being a dick.
Being a dick, bro.
Being a dick.
That's being a dick hat.
That's being a dick, bro.
I don't know why.
You played Clash for four hours and ignored the whole chat.
Okay, I'm just going to ban you because you're a delinquent.
I didn't play Clash for four hours.
And then second, even if I played Clash for 39 hours, I enjoyed playing Clash with my
friend.
I don't...
Yo, bro, what are you saying, bro?
I enjoyed playing Clash with my friend, bro, like that I haven't played with in a while.
You still ignored the chat because, you know, guys, you guys are dictators like your chat.
Here's what you guys do.
You guys spam the same thing over and over and over again.
What do you want me to do?
Get off clash and then just abruptly hang up on Riley.
No, I had a good time playing with Riley.
Period.
I had a good time playing with it.
Like bro, that's not how life works.
You can't just spam someone into submission
That's not fair at all
How about some in here
Restarting chat are any of y'all in streamer University chat yes or no, all right if y'all in streamer University yes or no
Have you ever attempted a contraption to get your foot in your mouth?
Ma, it's permanently banned, Andre.
Ma, it's permanently banned, Andre.
You're mad that Ron is better than you in every way possible.
This guy's name is Ron's ejaculate.
Who is that guy?
Just got here, play Clash now.
What?
You can see I love you, bro.
You make my day.
Thank you, Hulk.
Appreciate the positive messages, man.
I got kicked out of Streamer University for watching you in class.
Wait, so, Chad, what date is Streamer University?
It's in the World Cup?
Lisa said he's going in like two days.
You're just mad, you're stressed for Messi's game, you know he's going to lose.
I'm actually not stressed.
I guarantee you Messi beats England.
The game I'm more stressed about is France, Berthry, because France literally has a fee
for ultimate team.
I'm not really stressed about England.
Can't be my sex assistant, mods.
I'm gonna keep saying this, I need y'all on your A game tonight.
I don't know what's happening in the chat.
You're gonna curse Messi if you go to the game.
No, I'm not.
Chat Messi doesn't know I exist.
Can't curse him.
I can't curse Messi, does not know I exist.
Hi Viz called us.
Hey, hi Viz, how's it going baby boy?
Hey, James, you wanna fuck tonight?
I'm going to polite for me to climb, bro.
Hi guys, are you in Stree- he hung up.
Chad, is Hi-Vice in Streamer University?
Hi-Vice, it keeps saying connections failed.
Wait, let me throw a chat on the right side, monitor.
Confirm. Yo, Chad, are any of y'all in the Streamer University?
Jixie, congratulations on the baby boy.
Much love, bro.
I don't have a baby boy.
I don't like how my, have I just got him?
Yo, have I?
I love you to death, kid.
Yeah, I love you, kid.
Yo, um, no, I am not in Schumer year, bro.
No, I did not get accepted.
Did you apply?
Yes, bro.
I applied.
I made a video.
I was D1 and D2 emo, speaking to Kai, and I don't think it worked, bro, I don't think it worked.
Bro, maybe he just didn't get your video, bro.
And I don't know, bro, maybe we should make a Gooners University.
So, first off, yeah, bro, how dare you, bro? High-fives, I haven't Gooned, this is public info.
I have not gooned in literal months and chat's gonna say cap. I have not gooned in months
Yo chat
We're not making a gooners University. No, bro. What we're gonna do bro is we're gonna have a great time and play video games, bro
Yes, so video game University. I like this now
What else are you gonna do?
Yo, bro, I'm gonna be honest you might curse messy tonight. Can we address the 500,000 pound open?
You're gonna see messy and if you lose it's your fault, bro
They're gonna all come after you how does that make how does that make sense?
How am I gonna curse him? He doesn't know I exist, bro
You haven't been to any of his games and now you go to his game if he loses, buddy
Do you have armed security? Do you have the Navy going with you because you might need it?
Yeah, but that's not a fair comparison, bro, because, uh, like, Messi's hardest game is the game I'm going to.
That's not fair, bro. You can't just say I'm a person.
No, I'll be honest with you. If I ever saw you, I'll beat the shit out of you, bro.
That's literally- No, no. You saw me, IRL. You greeted me with a firm handshake.
What the fuck are you talking about?
This is loose information, bro. We never even did a back-to-back standoff, bro. We never even did one
And we weren't even even shoes. Nobody even knows what the height is
You're like the height of a run nope. I'm taller than rock see that's rage bait that I'm taller than run
I'm literally taller than oh again
It's not bad, bro. If you need height boosters you can put them in your shoes. It's on like Amazon
They're like 10 bucks or something. Hi nice. You're five nine at maximum, bro
six foot you saw it
But anyways, bro, you go our P man
I hope you get hell of hostage and they shoot you bro.
Oh much love bro. Hope you have a blessed evening man.
I hope you get hell of hostage and shot. Okay.
So Chad I'm confused because last time I sold a car, is it because I changed my location?
Wait, chat, maybe it's because I changed my locations.
Did you ever make it back to Byron Bay the day you told me?
Chat, what type of story does GTA RP have for us tonight?
Is that a cop?
Officer!
Officer!
Hello, wait!
So, Chat, when women encounter me in real life, they sprint past me.
Ba-ba-da-da-da!
Guys, what should we do tonight in GTA RP?
last yo I wonder how let's look first off we should always start off by like
calling people bro where's my phone whoa what do you mean wait up wait wait oh
that's a AI where's my phone
I
Always got a car
Hello granny, what's happening? What's happening?
Oh, what's up, Nick? How you doing granny? You been good?
You are so fucking loud Nick wait is is is it like is my voice loud
So loud wait for real sees
for realsies
okay granny i'm gonna try to fix it one moment i'll call you back
okay
hello hello
oh this looks like a nice couple
hey someone fall asleep up there
oh okay now you're gonna die
now you're gonna die no now you're gonna die
oh it's just a lockpick
wait i want this i can steal a car
I can steal a car bro. Oh my god. Finally. Okay. I think duly gave me lockpicks
Check I think granny said my mic's loud, so I might have the wrong input on
No, I think granny's just tweaking
Yeah, that's the correct input that's the correct input guys. I'm confused
Maybe it's your volume. Okay. Alright, that should be a little bit better.
He's got to have a lockpick. I can steal a car! Let's do it! Guys, I've always wanted to
steal a car but then duly gave me lockpicks you're not gonna actually do
it. Alright guys, should I go for a nice car?
Go for a nice car? I missed the old Jinxie before he got fake. Tiny Dinky,
you've been following the channel for one month. Ma, support him to the FBI please.
this. You've been following for one month, tiny binky. You can see I'm on the toilet right
now. So, Jack, I'm actually curious. Do some of y'all watch the streams with your penis
out? Like, I don't, that just seems uncomfortable, bro. So you're in the toilet with your cock
out shitting and you have the stream on yes but I'm trying to find like a
I'm trying to find like a parked car baby wait up wait up wait up that's
definitely a person he's coming back hello yo yo what's up bro um a hand job
that happy ends around the corner home wait for real okay thank you I'll see
Chad there's happy endings around the corner?
Chad there's happy endings around the corner?
Well so now that I'm looking for a parked car I can't f-
That's the car, we're gonna steal this shit.
Wait that's a real player's car.
Chad do lockpicks work on real people's car?
Yo, what's up man? How's it going?
I'm alright, you're not gonna help me.
Oh nothing, I'm just big cripping today.
I'll check.
Alright, you have a great day sir.
Thank you for coming to pick my car, he's crazy.
What'd he say?
I said if you thought you was just gonna walk up and take my car, you're crazy.
No sir, I'm just about to go into this store here.
What's your name bro?
Uh, my name is Nicholas, what is your name?
My name is toad nice to meet you toad. Hey, what's going on brother? Yeah, what up, man?
Let me get your phone number. No, we're doing um, I'll run it
Huh, oh, you don't run it. I'll run it
You know what I'll run it
What are you saying bro speak English?
What are you running?
yo guys listen um my name is Nicholas
Nicholas Stewart you might know I got
to do a run-in with the cops about 3-4
days ago right okay I'm the biggest
Crip in the city so I want all three of
you to address me as a lot of a how do
you sure about that we'll start with you
sir address me as a lot of a well let me
see some fucking hands right now if a
what do you mean hands put your fucking
hands up chat I do that how do I do that one moment sir how do I do that how do I do that how do
I do that how do I do that chat what do I do X X maybe I guys X isn't working or okay sir I'm
gonna sir I apologize put the knife away I I don't want any problems sir I don't want any
problems big fella okay so um guys are doesn't work it okay maybe we got on the
wrong foot over here you said what's your name again my name is Nicholas bro
tell me about yourself bro Nicholas nice to meet you Nicholas oh my name is as
media or you can call me a Habidi man I'm submissive I'm submissive okay listen to
me over here if you want to fucking go in a barking competition let's fucking
run it baby so wait are you ready oh count it down three two one let's
Let's let's see who barks harder over here. I got you. I got you
On your mark
to
Yeah, I'm barking come on. Let's go. Let's go Nicholas three two one. Let's go three two one
He wins he wins he wins bro Jesus
He does my boy my boy Habibi Habibi Habibi, how long have you lived in the city for bro?
Yeah
Now I gotta get my my signature winning moves come over
Habibi, please how did he stop like yo, yo, I'll be the stop
Bro, okay. Okay, stop. Please stop sir. All right. All right. Listen man. Who's
Who's cars this over here?
This is this is my car
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm checking it out from checking it out pretty nice, right? It's pretty right Nicholas, right?
Look, bro. Hey, if y'all want my number, let me know bro
Yeah, give me your number. I'll fuck it. Let's do it right now. I'll run it
You know, um, okay, okay, that I mean, it's okay, man. We're not gonna force you like
Guys I just locked you in
There you go. Well, you didn't get our number saved, you just gave us...
I shared my contact, bro.
Yeah, yeah, I...
Who are these guys? Who are these guys?
Okay, you know what?
We're back.
Yo, who are you? You gotta just pull up on people like that.
Chill. Chill, chill. It's a clothing store, Nicholas.
It's a clothing store. Everybody comes over here, you know?
Yeah, this is my clothing store now.
I'm gonna go to the both guys.
Oh, what's going on?
Yeah, don't holler at them.
Actually, can we postpone this a little bit later?
I feel like somebody is going to pull up fucking stupidly.
It's my car, it's my car, my car, it's my car!
You see how elite I am at this game, and now chat, you don't need to use a lock pick because you can just...
Oh shit.
What the?
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Alright. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Alright. Chill, chill, chill. Yo, yo. Listen.
We're chillin', but you're gonna come with me. I'm grabbing your arm. You're coming with me.
Wait, what did I do wrong? What did I do?
Why are you staring at the car?
Because I do what the fuck I want, I'm the big dog.
You big a huff, yeah?
Yes bro.
I'm at the Greyhound station, don't forget to pick up the car.
You do what you want?
Yes bro, I run this shit.
Type shit, type shit.
Well, I'm gonna let you do your thing bro.
I mean...
No, let me lock you in, let me lock you in boy. What's your number?
I got you.
Yeah, I just shared it.
See that on the phone?
No, I don't.
I'll share it again.
Yeah, I saved it.
You see me save it?
Yeah, I'll do it.
You got to keep the phone open.
But yeah, you got to do your thing.
Hey, listen, I'm going to get in that car,
and we're just going to act like nothing happened, bro.
All right?
You do what you want to do.
Have a good day, bro.
Hey, have a good day, sir!
Okay, so now we have to remember to actually buckle up.
Chat, how do you buckle up?
How do you buckle up?
Okay. There we go.
Check, you always spin back.
Thanks for the car, dumbass!
Okay, I'm not really too sure about this car's steering capabilities.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not really too sure.
RANDOM HARVESTYNE!
IT'S MY COURT!
Holy immersion.
Holy immersion.
Holy immersion.
Ha, now chat, what should we do into this day, bro?
It's a beautiful fan tide with a statement.
where should we go hello sir what's your name
Yeah, what is VDL?
Why are people saying VDL?
VDL?
you can't run people over wait what oh my god Chad we can steal this we can steal this
This game is so hard, okay hold up.
How do I...
Okay, tell me you can point and tap this whole...
Excuse me, miss!
You can point and tap?
I have one more lockpick.
You can point and tap?
Are you sure?
You can actually just tap.
Bro, this one looks not...
I want to steal this one.
This one looks good.
I didn't know that was like literally like solving brain surgery
But you have to wait for the rings and tap in the circle Jesus
Whoa chat. What is this?
Chas what whoa?
Yeah, what is this?
club
But in there was night clubs in here there's night clubs
I
Remember some nightclubs go to the shoe store
I'm not a dumbass
Oh shit, who's that?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
It's talking to an NPC like a dumbass.
Oh Granny aired me, now Granny switched up.
Jack, can you go in the bank and see how much money you have?
Can you?
not opening. So chat I have CTE for trying to open a door. See like this is what I'm
talking about. I have CTE for trying to open a door. Really guys. Yes. Alright. Well this
This looks like the bank.
Bro, how much money do I actually have on me?
Heal up?
Let me see how much money I actually have on me, like realistically.
Realistically.
Oh, you can't interact with anything?
What about all?
Oh, none of it works?
So the maze bank with the gigantic staircase led to nothing.
It's not the bank.
But I feel like if there's going to be a gigantic maze bank sign and then a gigantic staircase,
you should be able to do something with that now.
You can't interact with that?
Yo, is this a nightclub?
I mean, this is a casino!
Bro, we're like right next to a casino.
You are a waste of electricity.
Yeah man, that might be the rudest thing I've ever read in my entire life, bro.
That might be the rudest fucking thing I've ever read in my entire life.
Yeah, I'm slightly confused.
Gigantic sign, Gigantic staircase leads to triple spinning door, but you can't interact
with any of it.
Is it supposed to be like that?
Chad have you never been able to interact with Maze Bank on Prodigy?
Wait, I think somebody stole my car.
I mean, I already kind of like broke it anyways.
Yo, I've never been in this casino.
Is anyone on?
Club.
Club 305?
Club 305?
Wait, saying the club is this way.
Whoa!
Is it saying the club's up the staircase?
Why would it not just point the arrows straight?
Oh my god, is this the club? This looks like the club entrance now.
Club 305. Oh my god.
We in Miami turning up and out of night.
Where's the club? Is this the club?
Club 305.
Guys, it looks like nobody's here, though.
No one's at the club?
I'm gonna jump! I'm gonna do it! I shouldn't take that much fall damage from this, though, honestly.
Yeah.
I don't think much people are online, bro.
What day is today?
There's a casino and a club, but nobody's ever using a casino.
There's a bank.
All codes he was on.
Come on, coach, please.
We're chat back to back ignores back to back ignores and like are we dead ass bro
oh there's my car no I nobody's sold I just left it so there's my car yeah I
think this is a real player because um if it was a actually would have kept
moving it's a real player chat
Okay, I never mind it's not it's not guys. I feel like no one's really on
Yo, ah, this was my car man
You own it. Yes, bro. I left this car here like two minutes ago. Do you just why'd you skid in my car?
Step out! Step out of the vehicle now!
Who do you think you are dude?
Step out! I'm running you over! This isn't your car.
Sir, this is my car. I parked you three minutes ago.
Now you're going to step out of the vehicle please.
Where's the registration and stuff? I can get the registration. I can get it.
Step out!
Alright man, if you say so.
Alright. Here look bro. Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Yo. What's up?
Let me get your number, man.
I mean, I'll usually take down random people's numbers, good.
Sir, here's my question though, bro. Alright, listen.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't have the registration. I stole this car from two idiots like ten minutes ago. Okay, so technically it's neither of our cars
Dude, you're just as bad as me.
So do you want to split it? Do you want to split it?
What do you mean split it?
Like, I drive sometimes and you drive, but we can get it in together.
That's fine.
Okay.
Because I just, I'm broke, I have no car.
Me too. Dude, we're in the same boat.
Yo, what's your name, bro? Let me, let me get your number, man.
Hey, my name's Johnny, man. What's your Christmas?
Uh, El Hefe.
El Hefe, huh?
Yes.
Are you, uh, like, of Hispanic descent?
Are you, uh, like, trying to, like, profile me?
No, no, it's just, like, Hefe's usually, like, a Hispanic name, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, bro, I'm just kind of known as the boss, bro. Your name's Johnny Castro.
Alright, Johnny!
Yes, sir.
I sent it to you, sent it to you.
Did you?
Yeah, I shared it. You get it? I saved you.
I saved you.
Share it to me one more time.
I saved you.
OK.
Well, just send me a message.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
That's all.
Johnny, bro, are you not in my thing?
I added you, bro.
I shared my number.
I didn't get your.
Is this you calling me?
No, no, you should pick up the phone.
Hello?
Listen Michael Jackson
Okay, bro. Listen bro, so you're broke. I'm broke. We both don't have a car. Do you want to try to steal cars?
Yeah, you let's go. You have a lock pick. I don't have one. Oh, dude, mine's like
Here you want to you want to drive kid? Oh
Do you swing that way?
Um, I mean, no.
Alright, first off, if you're gonna run with me, you gotta be a real crick, alright?
Alright.
So, for you to prove to me that you're a real kid, I want you to randomly run over a random pedestrian.
Um, okay, let's uh, let's have to be a local or like a, actually do you think?
Local's fine.
I don't know if the house is right or not, so I'm still in the water.
Time's ticking bro, run somebody over!
Hold up!
I didn't know you were actually like, oh turn around, turn around.
Most portals behind you. Right here.
Right, right, right?
Right?
What do you mean right?
Grandma on the bike, grandma on the bike.
Nice, alright.
Welcome to the club, bro. All right, so Johnny, tell me about yourself, bro.
Uh, I work at a restaurant right now. I'm pretty chill. I have like two friends.
Um, but I haven't, dude, the car's broke. Wait, wait, come here. What do you mean it broke?
The engine's screwing, man. It won't drive. The engine died. Dude, you...
You
You made me hit that grandma man. What's wrong?
You screwed the engine up for us. I don't like hitting like a random grandma. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Johnny Johnny
Now we have only our feet now
No, no, no, we got this person
Which uh, this guy's a new
Oh, bro, you just flew into the city, didn't you?
Not too long ago.
So one thing you got to know about this city is you have to basically have a lockpick if
you want to get into a car.
You can't just grab it.
Wait, someone's running up behind us.
Who's this?
Yo, sir!
This is our block.
I know that, though.
Sir, what's your name?
Wait, wait.
You're whispering.
You're whispering.
Louder.
Wait wait you're whispering louder.
I said it's a Gino bro, it's good.
Gino, do you have a car or a vehicle or anything?
I do, but I'm gonna need it.
Is it cool if we just like piggyback for a little bit?
I'm not gonna be honest, I really don't want to shit the pig.
Oh god.
Oh wait they might have a car, they might have a car.
excuse me ma'am ma'am what do you want okay if we jump in it's me and Johnny no
fucking you or a John we can't jump in are you gonna go fuck I just let it get
in what the fuck I want just let us in please get in okay first off
where first off we're new to the city y'all we're new here okay so do y'all
have money or anything no what you mean by hit a store let's go come on Johnny
Johnny check your tax check your tax I don't trust these girls no
No, where the bomb at?
Where the fuck, what is this?
Steve, where do you at?
You guys gotta go chase that one.
I'm in the chase.
What is this?
We're here guys, get out.
I gotta have some boys.
This way I'll live in the corner?
Hello? Hello?
He's taking out to the crib?
No, we're in the garage, you dumbass.
Oh hell no, how about you go fuck on Romano?
I'm in the chase, where are you guys?
Yeah, with Romano, go fuck with her bitch.
Oh.
Whatever.
We're at a deadly globe, I'm at the front.
Girl, hang up on the dot, he's a cheater.
Hello, two bald men, hello.
Alright, first off I'm not bald.
I don't trust this.
I'm not bald, I'm not bald.
Is this where y'all live here, in this hotel?
You think we're broke?
I don't trust this shit.
Okay, okay ladies ladies ladies ladies ladies what y'all texting about the piece away
Okay, first off. We're texting about our friend who wants to do a robbery with us, but we're just chillin right now
Listen, we're new to the city. Okay. I flew in from Dallas Johnny. Where'd you fly? I throw
Miami okay
Okay, we have no money. We have no literally no knives. No we're like we are literally brand-new
to the same
We need money, so do y'all want to like okay, do y'all we're not gonna give you
First off enjoy the palm trees guys. That's like Beverly Hill Drive. Okay now next up. Let me say this
Do y'all know anybody that's rich that we could steal from or aka leech off of?
I mean I'm sure there's people like here there's business owners here yeah
k-bun yeah k-buns got so rich that's where we got already here before I'm
only gonna k-buns and boys and their food is crazy expensive yes their food is
crazy expensive so you know what that means they make a lot of things okay
exactly how about you go go in there and go you tell me to get a job okay first
I'm telling you to go hit the register to get the money out the register.
Okay, you're telling me to steal?
Or do you want to go get a job?
So pick one.
Okay, here's the thing.
Maybe you should get a fucking job.
I mean, if you're out here begging and asking for fucking money, maybe you do need a fucking
job.
Oh, get off my back!
I'll get a job!
Why are you yelling notes?
I'm sorry.
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry, Nicholas.
Sorry.
I apologize.
I'm sorry.
Okay, well, chill.
All right, listen.
Okay, okay.
Ladies, I'm unemployed.
I'm unemployed.
I'm unemployed. I don't have a job. We know
I don't work, but I do steal and Rob. I'm like kind of a thug
Okay, so let's see. Oh, should we steal the capons?
What was the first thing that you stole?
You're just stealing Rob. We see you guys to put a mask on if you're gonna steal
Yeah, you're gonna steal don't be dumb ass and run around with those fucking eyes. Okay?
No one moved no one is scared
Okay, yo
I'm here a lot. I don't appreciate the energy. Yeah guys. I'm broke. I said it six times
Go and get a fucking mask if you want to do crying
you should look for out there
you can look like a real gangster
just gotta change the feel a little bit
you look like a mafia boss right now
bro johnny
that doesn't mean put a hat on, that means put a mask on
johnny is more of a noob than me
hold up
nick what are we thinking
hold on one second
alright
Fuck you mean oh shit chat. How do I how do I change my is it modern year?
How do I change it?
There's nothing that says master Nick. Oh wait, I see teeth
This guy's more of a nuke than me, bro
It's nice to see another new been here though
I'm just going to rock this.
What brings you into the clothing store today?
Clothes.
But not any kind of clothes.
Oh, oh my god.
Johnny.
Oh my god.
Muscle spazzing.
Muscle spazzing.
Johnny, sorry, sorry.
Johnny.
You got a nice face, man.
Are you okay, Johnny?
Yeah, yeah, I'm all right.
or not no you just you call them Johnny's okay bumble bumble all right well
hey guys have a great life love y'all I love your hat man thank you thank you
where did um your friend go
hello um finally dumb and dumb are finished get in the car all right yo
guys guys I don't appreciate the hospital you just stab like two people
she stabbed two people in 10 seconds we were gone we were barely going dude well
y'all took forever okay listen but now we're clocking tea because look at our
mask yeah we're clocking tea okay oh yeah I haven't really done anything like
No, unfortunately, or like, since y'all think I'm Robin, she's got no money, at least like $2.
Um, we have money, it's just coming, like here's the thing, money is a mindset, like yeah, right now we don't have money, yes, but we have the mindset, me and Johnny are going to be the richest guys in the city, give it a week probably, or a month, or a year.
We're going to be rich though, it's a mindset.
Oh
Also Johnny said he wanted to take you on a date
But Johnny is too nervous to say it so I said it for him
Yeah, but Johnny is also broke and I'm like a gold digger. I need a man
You can get your money up or what?
Deena get the fuck out of the hospital bitch!
We're getting our money up right?
Get out of hospital, whoa!
No, Johnny just said he has a big, big crush on you.
Get out of hospital.
No, Johnny, that's so cute and so sweet and so lovable.
Hurry the fuck up, bitch!
What do you want, girl?
Get in the car!
Ann?
Ann?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, so what is y'all's names, okay?
What is y'all's names?
I'm Brian.
Don't worry about it.
Wow, alright.
Yo, you guys are like pretty like in a bad mood right now. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, turn the frown upside down. Okay
So like we need to do some stuff or what yeah
Okay, so that's perfect as my guy Nick up front is the key
Oh
I'm taking one
Johnny I should have addressed the hello killing everybody in that car where you are
Okay, Johnny listen
Ladies if your man shoots us I promise you girl him and you can be at the bottom of the kids
Okay, what what's going on ladies? I have like I'm taking like I'm okay. Where's yeah, let me know
She's uh, she goes to another she goes to another state
What's another state
Yes, okay listen Johnny
Wait, wait, wait, where did it? Where did the crazy girl go? She like it is as her boyfriend on a murderous
other corner listen do you want to die let me know um no we don't want to die okay don't play on it
you're a good driver you're doing fine
i promise you dina if i get shot because of him i promise i'm gonna stop the shit out of you
wait so let me get this straight your friends they want to shoot people you need to shoot the two
Okay, so your friend's name is Veno and she's and she's she's Vena and her boyfriend's a killer
Why she dating him if he's a murderer I don't understand that sounds like a toxic relationship
We where we at
Yo, what up big crib in the middle
I'm the big blood, so woop.
Is that Stuart?
No, it's a cow.
Oh, cow.
What is that, bro?
How you been, bro?
Oh, I'm good.
How you been?
I've been good, bro.
You're L.F.A.
Yo, whoever's playing that dog shit music, turn it down, please.
Cow.
You see how I like setting the tone, wherever I go.
Whoever's playing that dog shit music turn it down, please
Can you see how I like set the tone wherever I enter?
Yeah, it's called aura. Yes, bro
Yo, what up, bro?
Hello, what up, what up?
I can help you. Um, just see what y'all are up to man. What are y'all up to?
You know just chillin little pancots and shit thinking now about yourself
Johnny you want to tell them what we're gonna do
Just been running around with some ladies, you know
Oh, okay, you know what it's not
Yeah, well my boy makes a girl actually
Who is behind us?
Yes, I got a girl
She's just in out of town.
Yo, wait, what did you say, bro?
Oh, you got a girl that's just out of town.
Yo, nice chain, bro.
Is that a butt plug?
Yo, bro.
Yo, that might be the worst swag I've ever seen.
I wouldn't snatch that chain, but I don't want a butt
plug on my neck, boy.
Hey, hey, hey, watch your fucking mouth.
I don't want a butt plug on my neck, boy.
Nick, come here.
It's me, bro.
You remember?
I was with Coach.
Wait.
It's Gio, bro.
Oh my god, Gio, I didn't mean to diss you.
I couldn't tell with the bag on your head.
Gio, you've been good, bro.
Hey, bro, you know what?
You know what this changes for, bro?
What is it for?
It's for my friend who died, bro.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to call it a butt plug.
It's for my friend who died, bro.
Her name was Lemons, bro.
It's a lemon, not a butt plug, bro.
Oh, Gio, I'm sorry, bro.
I didn't know.
I didn't know it was you, Gio.
Well, you is not sorry, but you meant this shit, bro.
No, but Gio, I didn't know it was you.
I would've never said that, I knew it was you, I'm sorry.
Uh, Gio, do you know these two ladies here, Gio?
Oh.
Yes.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Yo, Mari.
Hey, Marijuana.
Yes?
My boy Johnny's looking for some love.
What do you gotta say for that?
Go find it somewhere else.
All right.
Well, all right.
Hey, Wendy Day, bro.
Wendy Day, Wendy Day, good shot.
It was a Wendy Day.
So what are y'all getting up to tonight, man?
like what should we do bro?
I thought I was gonna hire you guys to work at the strip club.
Yes, you got to need some jobs.
Bro listen.
Bro listen.
Guys, the thing you do.
You do freelance work, right?
Guys, I have a lady, like I can't be working.
That's the only place I can't work at.
Like I can do anything else, bro, but I have a lady.
Listen, listen, you don't gotta take off nothing.
Okay, but is there gonna be like melons in my face?
Because guys, I have a lady, like I can't do that.
No, you are the melons in people's face.
Wait, you want us to, hold on, huh?
Let me get this straight.
You are the stripper.
You want us to be a male stripper.
Yeah, we can show you the places right over there.
Johnny, check your text.
You want us to be males?
Are you guys going to use every song
that you want to show to each other privately?
Well, what do you mean?
What are your names anyway?
Oh, my name's Johnny.
Johnny and what?
Johnny and Nicholas.
Listen, y'all want us to be male strippers just so I got this straight.
Yeah, we can show you the places right over there.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
We're down.
Johnny, never agreed without bargaining the deal.
All right, how much money though?
How much money do we get for this?
Commission based, and then we'll do hourly later on.
Yeah.
What's the commission?
Hey, this sounds like a fleece, Johnny.
No, we need like upfront money.
Do you want to see it or what you're not getting up? What's the signing bonus like 20k?
You think your ass is that good for 20k?
I need to see you dance first
I'm caked up. What do you mean dance? I could easily be a stripper. Have you seen these buns back here?
All right, take us to the club man. Take us to the club. All right
Yo, where you at?
the
i don't know if you're uncomfortable with the whole mail stripper thing but we need money
all right
yeah we might have
they come around
upstairs alright come on boys this is bullet
where's your on the top of the mechanic shop in town
so it's a mechanic shop with a
i'm going to get a trip well it's not
This is Sammy. She runs the place.
Yeah, I don't know about this.
Guys, where's the poles at? I don't see any...
Right here!
It's bullet castings.
So, who are we exactly stripping for? Is there like customers?
Why is there handcuffs on the couch?
I'm not putting those on.
It's so you don't run away, sir.
Okay.
Okay, guys, what is the commission?
We need to know the figures.
Well, I'll go to dancers, are you guys?
Alright, should we show you?
Chattie dance.
Yeah, that's what we want to see.
Oh.
Chattie, take off your clothes.
How do you take off your clothes?
I think you're kind of great with free will.
Yeah, real good.
Alright.
Give us one second.
I'm just practicing my move.
I'm practicing my moves.
Yeah, yeah, me too.
Chattie, take off my clothes.
Alright, I'm kind of ready.
I'm kind of ready.
Okay.
We're going back here, man.
No, stop.
Stop.
We're going to handle these guys.
Come on.
She guys walked back here.
We were getting alerts on our phone about a business being
fun to live.
Yo, we got work up here.
We're doing, bro.
Keep it down.
Good time, bro.
We parked the car on the street.
As you can see, we had a bit of a situation here.
My car's going to be right here.
Yeah, I do see that.
I do see that.
I was here for dinner and a show.
Yeah, I get alerts on my phone that my business is being fun
to live.
So my crew comes over and we see a bunch of people, some dude in a boulder hat and two girls in a bicellabere.
Johnny, is this getting it up for you, Johnny?
I did see that you were probably with a boulder hat.
You trust this, Nick?
Oh, you guys are back.
How do I cancel?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Nick, check your phone.
I mean, I think it would be a great circumstance to put the phone away.
We were getting large on our fun
Yes
We were getting we were getting alerts for two minutes that stuff was being
Hi
Sorry for the inconvenience.
So guys, we did the dances.
Now we expect compensation, guys.
Hold on, I have to call my boss really quick.
Hold on.
One moment.
Can I put my shirt on?
No, keep it off.
Johnny, if I'm taking my shirt off,
you've got to take your shirt off.
Johnny, now!
Yeah, yeah, that's only fair.
Some motherfuckers just hold up to the shop
and they want to start some shit.
have their guns out. Yeah.
Bro, he's gone out. I don't know some guys that came from
Flopster from Ong. Okay, let me see the dance.
Apple it.
Take trucker right there.
I didn't have one. I just
excuse me, ma'am. Can I have my shirt on? I don't feel
comfortable doing this anymore.
Who told you to take it off?
Okay, sorry, one second.
Johnny, put your fucking shirt back on!
Johnny, you actually look kind of sexy.
Oh, thank you.
Pretty cool.
Can you go in the car?
Yeah, of course.
Hold this up.
What do your faces look like?
Why do you guys have masks on?
Uh, because we were about to-
You don't want me to go.
You don't want me to go.
Hey, Pugly?
No.
No.
By all.
Johnny, sorry.
I'm not trying to point your face.
I'm just-
Johnny, sorry, I'm not trying to point your face, I'm just one moment.
Yo, didn't I tell you the fucker was me?
Yeah, Nick, what's going on?
Can I ask you guys?
Can I try to do their business?
Yeah, dude, who's the guy I went on to do?
You know, what y'all do?
I don't know, here's, like, putting up for you. What did you do?
Who's business?
Put that bullet hat back on, either.
Or put that shoe back on.
I think we did anything.
I'm gonna be up Johnny.
Did we do anything?
No, no, me and Nick just met like probably 25 minutes ago and we just been riding around.
Very nice.
Matt, you guys like right after we met.
Yeah, they're just doing too much.
So, um, do you guys want to get hired on?
Oh, let me and Nick like discuss, you know.
Okay, yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, me and Johnny discuss, just give us a moment to discuss for the quick.
Yeah.
We will pay you really well you just have to well like can you get like a flat rate cuz like I'm trying to know how much we're
Gonna get paid like dive right into it. Don't worry. You're gonna get paid well well fed
Okay, can you do the helicopter?
I'm pretty sure she just asked you to helicopter you penis bro. I'm not yeah
Okay, yeah
first first first first first first yeah I am all right you guys think this piece is
the tool listen listen that guy's a fucking scousa listen how do we rob this
place you said excuse me can we get some like private time next there are
sorry this is my boss why is there a drill who's a boss Randy bullet he owns
this place Randy bullets so yeah it's good
Yo, Randy, we were discussing potentially maybe working here.
You're gonna work here?
Yes.
Randy, why are you a monkey, Randy?
No, he's a gorilla.
He's a gorilla, Randy.
Oh, you're a gorilla.
I'm a gorilla.
Don't ever get pushed it again, right?
Yo, Randy, listen, bro.
New to the city.
Don't want any troubles, bro.
Sorry, sir.
I just let's get the gorilla stuff on I'm a gorilla no a monkey okay now is it like the same thing though yeah wait what
What is the difference so gorilla is
Ashes ten times bigger nipples than a monkey
Mariola is bigger, you know
So what exactly is this play like what is this business Randy?
What is this? It's a mechanic shop and yeah, why is there a mechanic shop with poles at the top though?
When you're waiting to get your car repaired you get a nice dance as well by a girl
Sir is this within city limits?
It's got it's like Russell Westbrook. I don't dare dancing. You want to you want me to give you a dance brother
Good Johnny, we're good. Yeah. Yeah, okay, and why you guys don't want to
You know what that gorilla ass on you? No, I think we are good Johnny. Thank you or Randy. Sorry
Oh Randy Randy, okay, okay? Sorry. Sorry guys. What's up?
Like this place is
Excuse me?
What? We're the best mechanical shop in the city.
This is equal to a squizzed service.
Yo, okay, so you guys sell cars and then lap dances simultaneously. Is that what I'm getting down?
We don't sell cars, we repair cars.
Double the money, double the pleasure.
Oh, right, exactly.
Yeah, you don't.
You guys gonna be mechanics?
Um, we are more interested.
So you see, we were trying to discuss, but you know, you guys couldn't...
We're trying to get to that paper. That's what I'm trying to say.
Yeah.
Oh, you're coming to that brand.
Yes.
Yeah they want a flat rate. I don't know how much we make as strippers of a flat rate and mechanic.
Oh so you want to work with strippers as well? You're born.
You gotta be in our business for that, not really their business.
Yeah they're the managers of the strippers. Yes.
If you want to be a mechanic, we can sort something out maybe depending on how good you are.
Your customer service. Okay. We could bring people down.
I would like to discuss this with my friend Nick.
before making a final decision it's okay if we get some one-on-one for about 20
30 seconds yeah yeah go ahead I think your time take your time
I wasn't a fucking change can they hear us all right I'm telling you you don't
want to slave away anything you like pretty much brandy you know you don't
want to yeah so what should like what should we do though I think we should
just wanna run away
you wanna just leave?
I don't wanna get out of the mud
you wanna leave? okay
word to bro
word to bro word to bro
so we just like, should we tell them or should we just jump on and get out of here?
just tell, yeah, tell, tell
hey guys
I think we're gonna decline the opportunity
do you guys wanna be a mechanic?
oh, no, no it's okay
guys, there's not one that you just wanna be poor
i can tell you one thing we're not going to be
uh... no respectfully we're going to use a new dancer
it's okay to be dancer
guys no respect we're going to decline this actually forcing you to be the
dance so you can't helicopter micro
no
can we not to say you know how we have been so
she's a micro
yes i'll have you know that yeah it's about average okay now listen to my
My accent too.
You know what I mean?
Alright.
Okay, now listen.
First off, ladies, I see what this is.
Guys, I'm taking.
Like, alright, I don't.
Ooh, I'm okay.
I'm taking.
Guys, I understand.
We don't want you.
We don't want nobody to want you.
Guys, I understand what this is.
I'm taking.
Y'all.
So you guys have a great day.
Yup.
Leave.
Everybody move.
Leave with over the glass.
Leave with over the glass.
Leave with over the glass.
Leave with over the glass.
Go on.
Yeah, it's going on, Rayman is bringing you up a hand decline, alright?
But you have a fine establishment.
I really hope you guys all the best of luck, alright?
Right now, if you do something for me...
Do what?
A thousand dollars.
Let's talk outside.
Let's talk outside.
Alright guys, have a wonderful day.
Take care.
You have a good one, bud.
Take care, man.
Have a nice...
What's up, buddy?
Listen, I will give you two thousand dollars, alright?
You see that mechanic shop opposite?
Wait.
See the ops over there?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
wait if you get a wrench right you mean the mechanic shop the one that says
not a sake yeah yeah yes yeah no no the one on the right it says it's right
over there it's right it's right the guy standing outside oh yeah I see yeah I'll
give you guys $2000 if you break his tail and just offer this whole shop okay
what about we need a wrench right ten thousand what about ten thousand I know
you got ten thousand okay if you hold on let's do five five five I don't have we
you should do now you want make is like hell what if we hit them we hear what
what if we like hit them on accident with the people if you get like a gas tank
your pocket in front and block the doors from opening so it also works
anything you know anything you want you want us to they will you want us to fuck
with their business for 5k that smells an opportunity we give me a wrench where
We need to get the wrench from. Give me a wrench.
Yeah, how do we get it? We need tools.
Can you not tell him that you're coming from the same blackout?
Yeah, don't say I paid you though.
Yeah, of course.
If they all source paid you, alright? Source.
Just pass me the wrench. Just pass me the wrench bro.
Yeah, pass us the weapons. Come on.
You just want a wrench?
Yeah, we need...
Sir, sir, sir, sir. What's our objective?
To break as many cars as we can?
I don't know. So the objective is, right?
We take the wrench, right?
And then, like, you peek the till.
You know I'm saying like a third eye the you and then you know, maybe you'll feel like you could sabotage it
There's my rent. Yeah, I think no exactly. Okay
Yeah, I'll see you
You know, it's my wrench very I don't let me see
Remember they will pull guns brother digging up. Yeah aggressive. You guys don't get aggressive back
Sir, I'm not exactly a fight expert, but I don't think a wrench beats a gun
You got give me a block bro, and I can make some real shit happen
Give me a block and I can light up this whole block. Oh that rhymes. We can do that. We can do
You don't bring a wrench to a gunfight now bring a wrench, but you might want to give me a pistol too boy
Yeah
Oh, really?
Look, bro. I'm a real ass. He's wrong. He's wrong. I
Mean a gun is five thousand dollars. Okay. Let's just do the wrenches. Let's do the wrenches. Yeah, let's start school
Let me see where you guys go, all right.
Nick, we can do this, all right?
Give me the wrench, bro.
Give me the wrench.
Yeah, let's get a wrench.
Come on.
And then, like, that's like the meeting point, though,
because they're going to see us run back here.
No, go get Black Cat out of the store.
Yeah, go to the store.
If I want to not yell about somebody giving you a gun
and a wrench, just to be aware.
All right, listen, what's your name?
Guy with Skull Mosque and Grey Guy?
My name's Johnny.
My name's Al Hafe.
Al Hafe.
Lhasa, alright
Come here, come here
Alright, so
Take your wrench out
I'm looking like you're real close
Where's the wrench?
I don't know
I don't know where the wrench is
Okay, yep
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Okay, okay, okay, hey, hey
Oh, he's
He's right over here
Okay, here
Put it down
Okay, yeah, keep this
Take your wrench out
what the fuck are you guys talking about pull out the wrench and look at what
it's uh this like tablet I think yeah yeah that's how to kill you see you feel
like you could sabotage it yeah all I gotta do is hit it right if I want to
no no no no no you got like third eye no third eye it oh oh yeah yeah gotta gotta
A guy got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay, try it. Try it. Try it. You want me to practice on yours practice on yours?
Are you sure sir?
This one's just once. I promise, I promise you're sorry.
You guys can fix it.
All right.
Oh my god!
Hit that shit, brother. Hit that shit!
Hit that shit!
Oh yes, you did it.
You're swinging like that.
You know now you know what you have to do, right?
All right.
Okay, happy.
Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa!
You guys have like a car you can like, give us to take over to the shop.
Wait, do I hold you?
We need to check a car.
Okay, come here.
Okay, come here.
Nick, I mean, come here.
Come here.
Come here.
You good?
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, come on.
I appreciate that, boss.
So you're gonna give me 150 cats
or you can send 150 to my bank account.
No, dude!
I
Wait, so Jack you just spam you just keep them. Okay, you never stop them
Did you give him keys what'd you say? So I think so he's not responding. Oh, so we're just great. I
Give you keys
I don't see it's like you think that you have the keys you know just don't turn the car
I'll just turn the car off, I'll turn the car off, I'll turn it off.
Please don't mess it up, it's not my car.
Yeah, if I got you, I got you.
Alright, Nick.
There he is.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Johnny.
We're going to the globing store.
We're trying to, but did you steal the car?
No, no, no, they're giving it to us.
They're going to take the globing store.
I've never given a trust to a mechanic so we can...
hey you want us to get blacked out you want to get blacked out or should we
just go oh you're right there come on boss all right oh so we're gonna get
blacked out of them we're gonna fuck the mechanics yeah cuz they obviously you
know like that what oh shit get like that f a fuck good so boy what's up what
hey we got shit to do I can't really talk right now I got shit to do
So chat, our mission is to just destroy this entire...
I'm ready when you're ready.
I need like a hoodie, bro.
Yo, hold on.
Johnny, I need like a hoodie, twin.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to give you my...
What's up, man?
That's what I was thinking, y'all.
All the strikes wall
No, I don't I can get you a knife you want just in case that you really comes down to it, okay?
Yeah, I'll do that
All right, I'm not gonna pull up with the car. Actually. I will I will do that
You know just trying to strike a little bit and then you know
Yeah, thank you blow that patrol. Okay, we'll be there Johnny give me the exact hoodie you have
I need that one that covers the I need something that covers the wrench on my back, bro
I just see names, exclamation mark disability, oh this, nice, that doesn't even work though,
I
Mean it works, but it doesn't cover the
Brandy gloves, I don't want to get to you gloves
Are you good? I'm ready. Yo, the ranch is still on my back. No, it's one. Yeah
I don't if the only way you're gonna be able to do this like being a backpack wait, who's running up?
I smell it's running up on us. I
Think we're good. They're talking to us. You get a backpack on
get a backpack on get a backpack on yeah let's go I don't know where the
back so okay okay go to under shirt and then go number 218 right rack 218 minus
one that should cover it yep my god you're the guy it's kind of big it's
heavy on you but you're gonna go you're to go no this helps so much bro thank
you I look like I'm about to like literally fuck some shit up
it's where do we go to where do we go so we're gonna go back to the place we
were just at, so I can be in the...
Hey, can you pin it on the mask?
Just in case things get messy.
Oh, yeah.
Um, is...
Wait, uh, the code's not moving.
Do you have a keys?
Flexor F9.
Yeah, my F9 muscle doesn't work.
Try F11.
You alright, boss?
Oh
So
I have one, but I might need
Yeah, you could drive if you could drive if you want sir
Yeah, we we chill on each other
Bro like they have like a nice door, so it's hard to lock it
around wait I have the keys what you might have to walk back it's like it's
kind of hard to walk back wait I think I have the keys but my
F9 okay okay hop in the car and then flex your T muscle slash and then do
slash give key. That should work if you have keys.
Oh, I got it.
If you want to figure out how to start a car, just go here.
Oh, I got it.
Um, if you want to figure out how to start a car, just go here.
Fine, I guess.
Alright, so, bro, how do you want to do this, bro? Like, what's the plan?
Oh, good.
I mean, really, I'm not really a human person, but if I have to, I'm going through.
You're a good man, even if it's the last time I see you a good man Johnny. I'm always gonna remember you bro
No, I didn't I didn't call it that I literally said bad ass
Hey, you see Randy have you seen Randy
Who pissed in that guy's cereal
I'll see you. Oh, I see you.
Oh, there's here. Bring it.
What's up?
I just thought, I thought, I thought we just went through.
Randy, should we go somewhere more private to discuss it?
Yeah, let's go somewhere where they don't see us.
Around the corner.
Where's your car? Oh.
I think we just went to the one we're supposed to.
Oh, yeah, an open. Perfect.
All right
What's the game plan? What's the tactics?
So I think I'm gonna distract you, right?
All right
Hefe, you're gonna go up there. You're just gonna start smashing it in, all right?
Vamo, Vora!
If they start threatening you
I mean
I'm stabbing
Listen, if they pull a gun, you gotta comply with master back down, right?
Oh
If they pull a gun down
If they're not suspecting me, I might be able to like knife them
Yeah, they're not suspecting me.
Knife him in the back, maybe.
And run.
Boy, if you come to me,
I could probably find two people to give you back up if you want.
I have done it.
I wouldn't mind that.
Could be your code word, but I'm too engaged.
They're probably gonna be like,
what the fuck are you doing? I'm gonna shoot you.
How does El Dorado sound?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's your origin?
Also see that that works your gun a year round
And I know some radio
Make you ready
Is that Kevin around?
You have a gun and if things get messy man, so like you guys want to help these two
Fuck up the floppy shop
Gonna be there back up if I was shooting at them be there back up, right?
Yeah, come to it, black costumes, meet them.
Randy, I'm scared. Randy, I've never did this before. I'm scared.
I'm also terrified.
Don't be scared, man. Don't be scared.
Hey, it's getting game ready. It's getting game ready.
Come on, man.
No, no.
No, no.
Oh man
I physically don't think we could look any more conspicuous than this bro. We just look like
I know I know this is easy
cat right now it was ill that's that's where things are we won't all right
well we'll run away I can't go to jail of that pink car and did all right all right
you better jump right yo are they well having a pink card is is their shop
right in front of us yes it's right up there the way I'm looking we which one
is it which one is it so see that guy standing out there in front of that
garage yes that's it yeah he's PC and 20 that's him so we're gonna we're gonna
give it a shot like it's closed off how do we get in there no no the doors open
okay the reason these doors are open all right he's getting blacked out right now
wait so it's the good I think we should start the process is it the car
Yeah, let's just walk over the wrong way. No, no, it says Rossi above it Rossi above it is blue
Master Randy, can you give me some I got you some
Why are you limping, but are you okay?
I don't know maybe because you just slap me into the fucking pavement psycho
Are you maybe the hospital first? No, no, it's okay. It's okay. It's a good patient box. You got this right? Let's go
Let's go. Yeah, I'm ready ready ready
this time this time I believe good luck soldiers that guy should be ready by
the year you good yeah I'm just like why are you worried all right
look at that Johnny Johnny wait Johnny wait Johnny wait Johnny wait Johnny wait
Johnny what's up Johnny I'm scared Johnny I've never been I'm scared I
Me too, but let's just go come on if you if you don't do it like
Come on. This is easy cat. We're being presented with them a great way to make money
cage
Johnny should we only whisper to each other so wait my job is to break the register, right?
Yeah, you're breaking that
Can you cause like just try to like yeah a lot?
what is this it you smash it smash it
Johnny that's not it
is this not it
oh my god Johnny where
yo yo yo what's up
yo you guys open
ow
alright
I don't do any of that this guy in the marketplace that sells them you see you see that to the
the fucking shop. Out of the fucking shop. Get the fuck out of here.
Johnny, come here.
Bro, we need guns, bro.
Hey, I'm spinning back. I don't care. I'm spinning back.
All seven
Johnny you sneak behind him
What'd you say poor sabotage
He's dead he's dead let's go let's go come on
He is dead he's dead come on come on let's go
You have to run
No, please
No
Nick, stop breaking the register, let's go, c'mon.
Shoot him Kyle, shoot him!
Johnny, wait, Johnny!
Oh man, get in now, get in now.
Run, let's go, we have to get in, we have to get in.
Johnny, I'm so sorry, Johnny I was 98%!
Johnny I was 98%!
I'm so sorry!
You have to listen to me, you have to.
You and this just got to go.
Get in the cage for the reading.
Oh my god, what a beast.
What a beast.
it's fine we're blacked out they have no idea who we are
I'm so sorry
oh my god
I did not know that I was the person
Bro Johnnie I was so close I was 98% on the screen
That's an email, that's an email screen
I know I know I know I know
I think my guy didn't call for a little bit of a meeting
It's just a funny coding screen
What do you say?
Nice to the admins, Blake!
What a chud!
Yo Johnny, you're a real ass friend for stabbing that guy.
Hey, I got you bro, don't worry about it.
Let's go.
You can't kill him, T.T. anymore?
Or get a grip.
How do I take this off?
How do you?
Make sure to take your mask off.
I
Johnny how do I look you look great. Let's go. Oh
Wait Johnny
I'm trying to put it in my pockets, but it's showing on my back listen right first thing
this car needs to get destroyed shut the road on like the ground
I'm gonna put this I'm gonna put this wrench in the trunk and then we
Yeah, yeah, oh wait Johnny, I never see your face. Oh now what up what dude? Oh my god
They're gonna they're gonna get my fingerprints. No, no, they won't be well. I figure this stuff though
You haven't seen my face I'm pretty sure I wasn't learning that so Johnny I'm so I'm pretty sure now
I see your fucked up airline. I don't know me to do that. Sorry. Well, I think
Thanks, man
All right, I don't know why half of the undershirts are glitched, but here we are.
I'm going to discuss payment with Randy.
There we go. Thank God.
Well, that's awesome. He's not answering.
Yo, Johnny, how do I look? How do I look? How do I look? Let me get rid of that. That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah
That's nice
Yeah, I like the good man. Let's go
Okay
Hey, burn the evidence, bro. We gotta burn this car. Okay, they're gonna be looking for this car. All right, so we're
Hurry just hurry hurry
All right, so did you see EMS whenever we were leaving yes, I did you right now
Johnny you might be the dumbest motherfucker I know
Now that's completely my fault. Oh, oh he's gone. Oh
Johnny
Put your seatbelt on. Put it in the trunk, bro. Put it in the trunk.
In the middle of the road? Alright, let's go, let's go.
What's up?
It's yours? Oh.
We, we, we, we didn't need any, oh my god, thank you so much.
I'll be, I'll be here.
Uh, die somebody else if you need a fire, it's half fun.
Alright.
Dusty, no.
Is that guy a dumbass or what?
What?
Yeah.
Bro, you just took a murder car.
Well, good luck, bro.
That's fine.
And I put the wrench in there.
Oh my god.
Where did that guy go?
He's actually going to get it arrested.
So, okay, so there's one thing that needs to be put away, and it's this knife.
Alright, so where do you think it is?
Wait, what about your fingertips, though, bro?
On the ceiling.
They can't get...
I don't think they'll get it.
I'm mostly doing it.
Bro, I wish we just had a fucking gun.
That would have been way better.
Well, okay, here's the thing about the gun, though.
I mean, if we use someone else's, the thing is they'll get the name off of it.
Wait, what if we call number one and just report that guy?
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
Listen, I'm gonna frame him for our murder.
Watch this, watch this.
That's perfect.
Okay.
Okay, pretty un-immersive for...
Chat, they're not gonna trace it, guys.
The players are not this smart in the server.
this is awkward no one's not picking up let me try a couple more times okay i'm gonna put a knife in here i'm gonna put a knife in here alright
smart smart smart
i'm blocked
i'm blocked
it's okay it's okay if they don't it's really not gonna be good
I know.
You know I'm gonna scan the problem, it's alright.
Alright, last try.
Okay.
I mean, like, yeah.
I mean, I'm thinking of, boy.
It's not the worst thing you've ever done.
Hey, look, put in a police station to report it, right?
I mean...
Is that not a bad shot?
Yeah. The only thing is, I think he gave us a stolen car.
He gave us a stolen car?
Yeah, before he left he said, this is some random guy's from like the biggest car.
What if we just pick up a fresh car? Like a fresh one?
Um, like from someone? Yes. Wait, wait, Johnny, I need to, I'm gonna go pee in a bottle in the car,
just you keep driving, okay? All right, don't slam me. Okay. Give me 20 seconds,
He's kicking the ball, kicking the ball.
and
yo daddy daddy I'm back daddy I'm back
I want to keep chip what I'm muted to maximize immersion for him
this guy needs to give us something
oh my
Yo
This guy needs to give us our money
Yo, it's raining not picking up anymore. What he flaked on us. No, dude. What he fucking flaked. He did he declined my call
when he called me
He's probably gonna get
Don't they have your don't they have your fingerprints on their hands? Yes, we did this all like a lot of you
And I killed the guy
Yeah, I believe you don't get to
he didn't wait is that Randy is that Randy okay okay listen tell Randy I said hi tell Randy I said hi
yeah yeah hold tell Randy I said hi everybody says hi all right Randy so so you mean like
run down let's go okay okay so that's fine that's fine I mean I still killed the guy so yeah
okay all this casual casual probably better tell Randy I said house is night gone
I'm not going. Randy, I know. I've missed this. How's it going to go? How's it going to go in that way?
So, Randy, I said how many pumps until he finishes?
Yeah, okay. I love Johnny, bro.
Should we do it at y'all's place or like somewhere else
Yo, um, Johnny, I think this door has been shutting and closing for the last 20 minutes
Coach
Like the LTD
come on coach come on coach sleep it
so Johnny what's the game plan baby
learning to pick up run life we're getting less money though because you didn't break it
bro I was there's also there's also one little issue yeah like you probably shouldn't have
at the wrench in that car because now the police are coming back for you or your fingerprints
are going to be on them. They're going to be all over it. I really didn't think about
that. Bro, but no way they can actually, can they, they can run those fingerprints on
a wrench? Oh yeah, they have crazy forensic stuff. Actually I'm going to stay in the car.
Okay, okay, listen. I'm, I have to, you know, do the same little thing you did to go. No,
Johnny I'd gloves I close I close no they still get fingerprints off the glove bass it's crazy
Okay, so I'm gonna take a little fever give me like two minutes. All right. Yeah, go Pete. Can you pick up the money?
Yeah, where's the money where's the money?
He'll bring it. He'll bring it. We'll give it to you in cash. Oh, Randy's meeting us here. Okay. Bumble bum
So Randy's going to meet me here with the money.
Where's Randy at?
Two bags of chips?
Yeah guys, I'm skinny.
Like, I'm skinny.
I can eat them.
Fuck's Randy at?
Where the fuck is Randy at?
Where the fuck is Randy?
supposed to bring us our month there he is yo is is Randy in there yo Randy well
I'm here I'm here for a turkey must your Johnny's peeing in a bottle yo you got
art you got the you got the money listen like I said I you didn't actually break
the till you fucking so fuck man bro I was I was 98% on the break in it so
Close
All right, I did agree with Johnny right 2.5 K. I think that's there
Off the money because you didn't actually break the tail which is why I need it. Okay, but Randy come on, baby
I'm new to the city bro 3000
Well, you want to back myself just woman. Hmm. The streets brother you want an extra $500 bro
Yeah, $500 can give me my next meal, bro. I start to debt the other day or not to death. I start to be iterations, bro
You point seven
What do you say
3.7 what the fuck you negotiating for me? Yeah, you know what I sound good. No, it's like in between half and half
Okay, technically you happen half of the 2.75. Can we can I meet you there? Can I meet you at 2.75? Okay?
5 I
Can do 2.69?
Okay, fine deal deal
I feel
Yeah, well, I only have 2.64 so is that does that work? Yeah, 2.64. I'm just gonna yeah 2.64. That's good
You go cash streak cash, right? Thank you, bro
You're actually the go like yo, can I get your number if you ever need another mission like we can be your little like
Hatchman, bro, you know what I'm saying?
But I go I can actually next to me also needs to get lit up a bit, but maybe we lay low for a bit, all right
Maybe another day
Your name is El-Hestay, bro. I should be.
Give me your whole sentence in Spanish.
Como de culo?
Hola, me llamo Nikola Stewart,
Also known as El-Hest-
Wait, don't- Oh my god, I was about to say that.
Okay, don't tell anybody my name.
Nicholas Stewart!
Don't tell anybody my name is Nicholas.
Only if you don't know that I'm the 7th.
No way your own name is Nicholas, bro.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?
No, no, no, no!
Nicholas!
Nicholas!
Hey, look!
It's El-Hestay!
Hey, hey, hey! Watch it!
Watch it! It's El-Hestay!
Santa you're a good boy, brother. Why are you doing the streets? No, cuz I'm a street boy, bro
I want to be rich and I'm not gonna get it by
I want to be the richest guy in the city man and today I made two grand all right
2.5 2.5. Yeah, no Johnny. They gave us the actual 2.64
Yeah, we're gonna have more jobs like this if you guys won right
Yeah, let's stay low for a bit, but they already know that I was a part of it, but fuck it, whatever happens, how happens.
Randy, lay low, bro, lay low, stay safe out there.
They're gonna kill you, but I remember the A.
Let's go, watch out.
Lucky with the range, I'll be lucky.
Yeah, if you guys see anything as well, you let us know if you get chased by police or anything.
Yo.
Your name on that gun, by the way.
His?
Yes.
You see, he sniped someone for you guys.
No, I know I know but like yeah, it was just
Is I got me?
What's up, man? My name is Donna. Hey, it's your condom. Do you mean?
Okay, so
As long as they don't know you tour associate rule good, right? Yeah, we can keep stuff like this up. Yes, bro. Yes 100%
we're doing dodgy places, alleyways, whatever
hey Randy, you're the worst like-
it was great working with you, man
pretty welcome with you too, G
oh, double-deck, double-deck, double-deck
wow, I've never seen that one before
hey, Randy, thank you for the business venture, bro, seriously
and I hope we stay in touch, Randy
many, many more
we will, my brother, don't worry
we're gonna move where that comes from
let's go, Randy
my boy
you guys have any trumping or anything?
oh, no, we haven't
You guys gonna have to boost them chop!
You trying to hook us up?
Fucking help you guys put you guys on if you want!
Yes!
Aye.
I think you guys will enjoy this.
I do, I'll probably enjoy everything.
Not Nicholas.
Bro, this car...
HAPPY! AY! HAPPY! HAPPY!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
HAPPY! HAPPY! Sorry, sorry.
No, L-H-A-MOTHER! Sorry.
Oh, L-H-A-MOTHER!
Listen.
I'm gonna give you a crazy application on your phone.
Okay.
We'll let you boost top. Oh, yeah, both of you. Okay
This is like a digital transfer, yeah, I'm gonna put a virus on your phone to inform Bitcoin
That's right with you guys
Yeah, how do we get the app, baby? Yeah
I'm gonna send it to you guys. Oh, I need you a perfect one. Oh, I got it
You're mine, you're-
Johnny, hey, Johnny, you're a good guy.
No.
You're a good guy.
Did you get that, LHP?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yes, Vamo, Vamo, Vamo.
Did you guys get that?
I got it.
I saw, bro.
Oh, fuck.
What's going on?
I saw it.
Did you see it?
Yeah, what does this do?
Race.
So, so, so, going on the ground, right?
Set a name up.
Don't put LHP.
Do something different.
like a whole different name
like an underground name like
actually like Nicholas.
Yo, what should we do? I did
El Dorado. El Dorado.
Okay, now, what does this do?
Racing, chopping, boosting?
Yeah, so if you like racing,
people put races up. If you get a car,
you can race in it. So let's try
I got a lot of money right now, if you want to make money and actually like level off in the underground, you'd want to chop
So how it works is you both need to handshake each other
Oh
I mean I could show you guys if you want how to do it
Handshake each other
you got it. You got it.
Hi, you got it? Yep. Uh, honestly, just handshake me into it. I can, uh, oh, yeah, just teach
you guys how to do it. First time that you guys can do it. Hi. So now I think you're the
owner of the right. So open up your app. Uh, go on the chopping. It says ready up, right?
What's wrong in the group? You can see your names. We're junior right now. JNR.
Alright, ready up.
And then, uh, share the bomb this little timer. Great contract.
Yeah.
We're gonna have to wait for that to go down.
And then you'll get a boost there for...
And then you have to go through.
Okay.
Do you have like the stuff to actually chop it? Like what do we need?
Yes, you need a...
Now, sorry. When you say chop, do you mean like break down a vehicle and sell the parts?
and sell the parts exactly so you see the car and then you take the tires the engine the fucking
everything so we need a lot of pics too do you want to try to do that Johnny do you want to do that
right no yes we'll do what we'll have very much what i can do one all right sorry continue ready
two minutes you're good you're good yeah it does take too long to be honest we just need a
This car is good. Hey, you need luck picks and you need a
So you can supply this one, yeah, let's chop some vehicles up twin
But you get money you get paid good money and you
Because we're trying to be rich, bro. Yes like dirty or it's time. No, you go. You just go south of the phone shop
Okay, so it's like
I have like seven white bands on me actually
Yeah, yeah, Johnny, I love you, bro. We started off today broke and now we're gonna be rich today
You too, bro. This is like trailer park boys. You can keep that three and a half
Wait, bro. Are you for real, Johnny? Yes, bro. Are you see
You actually want me to keep all the money, bro? Yes, bro. Oh wait, I got you
to me to do that sorry one second
it was for now
Johnny give me a hug let's do it let's do it well a legend 20 years me
got you Johnny thank you bro like you're the realest dude I ever met bro I'm
always remember you in this city it's your way right here I'll be back right
like all right John you really did you treat only to split the money bro
You sure no, I keep it dude
Yeah, I'm on a bar your car or credit grab it is jacks and real quick. Yeah, you're gonna have your hair
Yeah, man, I'm done done any more stuff could be ever once you're right
We got run together you got other friends man you seem popular dude
Johnny I'm throwing ass for you
Well, thank you
No, Johnny. Yes, I've been in the city five days. I know some people. Oh wait, let me stop this. Hold up
All right, kill in the moment. Um
Yeah, no my best friend in here is probably coach Dooley and then I would say you have you heard of coach Dooley?
Mainly yes, I've heard something
He runs with like cable ones like the cable ones people he runs. What is that like with granny and yes, mr. K
And all that yes, coach Dooley's my guy. That's like my top shot of I
I've never actually seen him
Hey, you want to chop a car?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we might as well do it. I'm done
I'm not sure how complex it is, but we'll learn now who knows bring a bill figure out later on you know, so
Not something we can do boosting, but I think you have to like
Level up in the criminal world
Johnny's an admin when he is before you can actually do that. So it seems like a new
Johnny seems like a noob.
So Johnny, what's your sex life like in here, bro?
You get a lot of asses?
No, dude, the most I've gotten tonight is with you, like, earlier.
What are you talking about?
Like, with other people.
Oh, oh, oh.
I bet you.
No, no, no. Yeah, no, bro. Yeah, I got a girl. She just lives out of town, bro. That's nice, man. Good for you. Thank you, bro.
Sounds like we're living the life, dude. What's your what's your bank kind of looking like? What are you saying? What's your bank account looking like?
2.5 K one side to positive
oh
one jack stand there you go
now it shouldn't take too long
open up your phone
and then create contract
and then create contract. Oh you see that. That got a C class car. So why is it telling
us like oh that's the drop off point.
We're gonna do is we go find a sea class
Oh my goodness you're okay
guys wait up all right here we go let's jump on the car someone's doing a race
right now oh yeah
now you go look for a seat post
I guess I'm down here, yeah who plays in that stadium there?
Where's stadium?
What on the left?
England, England.
The Lakers.
Yeah good.
The Romney, actually that's the last one.
Michael Jackson wants to perform there.
So we're looking for a C-class ball.
There's one down there yeah, there's that one.
Yeah I think there's that one.
Yeah what is that, a Seminole.
I'm going to have to say the Lakers.
I'm going to have to say the Lakers.
No, you don't have to lock the gate.
So you just get your jack stands.
Oh, I know, you need this.
Okay, I think this...
What are we doing here?
We're going to take that.
You can take that wrench out.
Okay, now look at the car.
We're all closed.
You should be able to put jack stands underneath.
wait Johnny is it okay if I try yeah yeah I'm installing a jack stand
all right I'll give it no no don't look at it do a full first
okay it's pretty simple Nick so basically you have you pull this
ratio and then you know why the fuck are you doing the t-pose
I'm protecting you yeah I'm being so it's more of a giveaway
You do that, but oh it's more attention draw.
Just act normal man.
I, I, I, I, I...
I don't wanna do that.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Okay, peek the wheel.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
We don't need a big red jack stands under the car as normal.
Look, look at the wheel.
Or, you know, let me try it for...
So do you want me to disassemble the wheel?
Yeah, assemble it.
Need one.
I'm gonna have to say it a little later.
Oh, sir.
Ow!
Put it in the back of the car.
The tire.
You don't have an impact wrench, you gunner?
Why can't I put it in the bag? I can't put it in the bag.
Who has keys to this? I don't have keys.
Why, it's locked?
It's locked? I don't know.
I can't put it in the bag.
Oh, I can't, I can't.
Oh, the trunk is like...
What, there's already much of stuff in here.
What the hell, you stole this from someone?
No, someone just gave it to us on the street because we were driving that king car and someone was like, you know
Yeah, we'll be honest the guy that gave it this car to us definitely stolen it though
Yeah, you stole it from some person
Yes separate input on the floor. I for example nothing didn't that guy just pass yo
Well, I give him the Truman show right now. They're not guys just pass
mind the fucking Truman show or what?
can we just drop a shot?
Nick, do you want to try some targets?
yes bro, yes yes
do you want to put on the flank?
not the ones at the bottom though
the ones at the bottom are always here
yeah, the ones at the bottom?
well, empty it out
Nick, come here, alright
so you're going to go ahead and come over here?
And then third eye this wheel
Then you'll see like in the middle of the wheel. Just go ahead and like
Yeah, what what exactly what do you do?
Nick what?
What the fuck did I just do?
You took the jack stand there you're supposed to say this I'm with the wheel
for example
guys what did i do wrong i removed the jackstand
give me the jackstand and give me the impact
and then hit the floor man
how are you all around
give me the wrench and give me the uh...
you're good bro
this is both of our firsts
you got the jackstand too?
i gave it to you
No, you give me the wrench not the jacksons looking you're looking your pockets and see if you see the jacksons
Sorry, baby, sorry
You're totally good man. All right, so I'll give you this wrench. Okay. I want you to like
Follow what I say whenever I give you the wrench
It's pretty simple
so should be good wait somebody spot us witness witness yeah make it so you guys
okay and there all right so I'm gonna give you this impact wrench all right go
ahead and come here there are these wheels all right not not those ones not
those ones even these ones yes these ones over here okay so you're gonna go
go ahead and third eye, and then do the disembol wheel assembly, okay do that one, and disembol
the wheel assembly.
It just has removed jack stands, it doesn't say disembol wheel assembly.
Oh you have to pull out the, you have to pull out the thing, yeah the end by French, go
ahead and pull it out.
Yep, now, now try it.
Oh, oh, you got a whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Alright, alright.
Yes.
There you go.
Okay.
So you go ahead and toss it in the car.
Over here.
That's just heavy, man.
Me, too.
Don't blow your back down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you're gonna come to this door.
Come to the door.
Come to the door.
Come to the door.
Come to the door.
The trunk's over here for some reason.
Oh, no, back down, man.
Look in the door and then there you go.
and then do open truck and then paste in there.
And then, yeah, go ahead and do the last tire
and then we should be, what else do we have to do?
You have to keep doing, so you see this break?
You have to take off and the suspension
and the drive train.
Honey, you think you can get them enough in a wrench?
But uh, I'm gonna go get them right there.
Impact wrench, what's your impact wrench?
Impact wrench.
Oh, I've got one.
Oh, you've been just standing here?
I think, give me one.
Oh, one is more.
No, I'll take it.
All the way, can multiple people do it now?
So do I need to crawl under the vehicle now?
Yeah, if you crawl under, you can take the engine out.
So you need to do that as well.
You need to put my engine out there too, man.
The fuck up one of the day.
You go, you go, that's what I like to see.
Alright, put two tires in there.
Alright, now look at the brake.
Look at the disc cut out. You see this?
The red thing.
So do they get your impact wrench out and then look at this wheel here
That fucking break this up there. She looking rough. Oh, yeah, I brush out
It just has to symbol wheel, right
Yeah, same one. Yeah, you'll be able to do the break this time. Yeah, there you go. There you go
Don't get that shit. There you go
Get down there.
Let me see you get that. There you go.
Yes, now you guys will pay efficiency.
I'll be limping. He broke his back.
My driver's car must have been too heavy.
Woo, this is so realistic.
Oh my god.
Chad's so realistic. There you go. There you go.
That's why I'm doing it.
I'm doing it again, again, again, the same.
Okay, so the suspension now.
And do you know how much money we'll actually give from this?
How much money?
is it good money oh it's decent I think I think I make 500 bucks eat I'm gonna be honest I don't
know 500 bucks what the fuck are you guys taking home just scrap metal man this is pure money right
here you're looking at old mine gold mine but at the moment you can't mind that we're fine about
who do you think I think it's one of those things where it's like the more you do it the more
experience
Take out this more more
You'll take out that little drive train as well. There's one more
experience
Bro, I'm fucking strings. I want red. Yo, I want red for like 500. I'm cutting it
I
Try to be a top shot I'm not gonna get there with 500 bucks, bro
Hey, you're gonna work you from the bottom, you know from the bottom to the top me
You seem like a bomb, but I'm not wrong with that
No, bro. I miss a greedy. I need money, bro. Let's go
It's a greedy
you need DSM
I'm on a dollar, you're excited over that
but I can't help it
yo what's up bro
yeah so
um yeah this is unfortunate
you know it's not like you're saying money
but over time it'll get better
you know
that's what I'm saying
hi, I'm Trump
at the end of the day, the sun goes down
and money's made
Yeah, I mean, it's still a successful day, bro. Hey after this I gotta go to the bank and deposit this shit, bro
I need to update you.
Pick up the jack stand.
Then we'll go drop it off.
Me and the drop off.
I'm going to freeze.
Let's go.
Hey, guys, take me to the bank please.
I want to deposit my money guys.
Oh, my knees!
Are you okay?
Yeah, I washed my own.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
show man right got segmented of a
drop off the stuff first yeah we don't want to get caught all the time
you're not accessing the phone this one this way is easy this is quick now
bro that's a lot of work for 500 a friggin box you know if you would just get up and
change them instead of handing them a friggin package yo
Yeah, I think it's 250. Yeah, I'm sorry. I think it's actually I might be wrong. I'm
not as well. Are there more profits to be made there? Like at some point?
Yo, you gotta get focused on the road, bro. Jesus.
and I'm barely past my brother I was listening to this right focus up boy okay
so is there like is there more money to me though like at some point or there's
way more money but you know I'm gonna kind of work a level of you know I got
like three grants in my name after after I got to the right right right right
right you said 5.5 million 5.5 million
bro I own the fucking hotels
I can't hold it man
I can't hold it man
Yeah I can't
Bro!
What's up man?
Yo 5.5 mil
Yeah 5 million
Yeah 5 million
So now listen
Hello my name is Gerald
I am a
I'm giving you
It was a missing but you come down. There was a missing book. Oh, I see you gain like you get better at this over time
Yeah, it'll be more efficient. What is my guy doing?
check
Yeah, we were just learning the basics
So what is my guy?
X isn't working
Yo, uh Johnny am I bending over right now? Yes. Can you
Know if you good hey, somebody pick me up real quick
Yo, what's going on with you man? I'm stuck in the trunk step brown
Now you get
What's up, dude?
What's good brother, I think you're a new strange
all right jerald where's the money at shithead
jerald we need the money bro come on
we still have stuff there's more in the trunk
we have like one more thing
How are you good buddy?
I know what you're doing.
Yup.
Alright.
How much money did I make?
So I have 8 loose chains?
You got loose chains right?
How much did you get?
Alright, but I appreciate it.
How much loose chains did you get?
How much loose chains?
Yeah, yeah
Cuz it's not looking good I got eight where I go to see that
in your pockets
I'll give you my car as well
You see the more you do it right you get you're gonna change 13
Go to the pawn shop and sell it for listen, okay right now
It's a bit slower right when you do it, but you want to unlock boosting so the more you drop
You're not boosting and that's where you make big money
You make one K for Ron and shit who K who so you want to keep dropping into your level you can like prestige
Susan like a long
Take you long friends
Everyone's right. I guess it's worth it
Hey, can I have a hug before I leave Randy?
Yes, please
hi you're ready you're gonna hook us up with more jobs like earlier at some
point yeah I want to you know I guess some more more jobs or contracts I'll
let you guys know thank you bro thank you everything man love you boy
safe my boys
Johnny let's go to the pawn shop sell the money then go to the bank
I
Another thing about the pawn shop is once you get to a gear 5
With the guy you get in the hustle
Which I think has something to do with like house robbery stuff
from correct
So I'm like almost there even like a year for
Any words, man
Johnny a thank you for everything today, bro. Like I really think I made a lifelong friend bro seriously
Like Johnny, I love you, but
Well, you too, baby
Johnny if there was a snake or no, hold on
Johnny if I got checked are you gonna push that if I got bit by bit by a poisonous snake
Would you suck the venom out of my penis to save me? I?
Would I would do the same for you, bro
Awesome, and I know this boosting stuff or I mean chopping stuff was slow, but
if you might just be doing it over time or whatever it'll turn into something
that's way more lucrative for sure bad bro oh dude I have 1500 waiting for me at the pawn shop
awesome that's awesome yo it's fucking Rick bro what oh this guy you know I just okay I just
got 1500 from the pawn shop some stuff that I had waiting okay I need to go to the bank because
I have like a lot of how do I put it on the table just move it to the
pawn shop so if you talk to this guy and then you tell him like hey can you
manage my item you want to put your stuff in there when you say in there you
mean on the pawn shop right yeah yeah so you'll tell him like hey can you
manage my items and stuff you'll put your items in there and then once you're
done with that just tell him like put my stuff up for sale and then he'll like
give you that's not how long it'll take and then at some point if he'll like
message you and you'll be like, hey, does this price sound good? And then you can accept
or decline. And then once you do that, you can come pick up your cash.
I just got like $1,500 worth of stuff. I got I got I got money to it said 27 minutes.
Johnny, could you take me to the bank? I want to which one called it? I want to deposit
my money, bro.
Yeah, this is a little stuff something that had kept in my pocket.
Yeah, I'll give it to you. Bro. You gave me twenty four hundred dollars
Bro, I got you dude, bro Johnny come here bro come to papa
This is what's about man, yo Johnny, thank you. Yo, seriously. Thank you, bro. I'll net I'll
When I'm the top dog, I'll remember you bro
Yeah, man, I'll always always look up to you man. You're like my role model. Thank you, bro
I
At some point man
We got even like a store or something yes, bro, Johnny after I've deployed my money in the bag
I'm gonna go to sleep. Yeah, I'm gonna go sleep soon as well
I'll be around the next couple days man
I understand you didn't like this weekend, still a point, don't you?
If you ever try to use that call, I'll call the truck.
Thank you, Tommy. Hey, how far is the bank from us?
It's right here.
Dude, hell's yeah! Hell's yeah!
Yeah, I did it bro, I did it.
I got 11k to my name, bitch.
Yo, Johnny, I deposited it bro, I have 11k to my name.
Yeah, I have not.
Alright.
You're meant to do somewhere or?
Yeah, just, you could leave me on a bench somewhere.
I don't have an apartment yet.
Yeah, I mean you don't.
Wait, there's a vent right here. I'm gonna hug you Johnny and then go to the bench
All right, Johnny. Hey be safe out there. Thanks for everything, bro. Thanks for helping me
No, I'll hit you up in a few days. All right, Johnny. Take care of yourself, bro. Stay safe. That's for you, too
Johnny don't look at me where I see bruh it's embarrassing. I'm gonna get an apartment soon
I'm not sure how to do this.
How do I click?
How do I click?
What is it to click it again?
Chat W stream we got 11k not worth
W stream bro a chat
Seven-hour stream guys tomorrow we're gonna watch Spain versus France and then I gotta get it off because I got a flight to Atlanta
Because I'm gonna watch Messi's game in person
Then chat I'm coming back to Florida gonna do some desktop streams
Then I'm going to New York for the World Cup finals, and then I'm doing the diamond gym chat
I love y'all boys, it's gonna be a crazy ass week
and I'll see you in the next one.
Peace.
Oh, in the case I don't see ya.
Good afternoon.
And,
glory to