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That is like butter, baby, he can't drop
He can't drop, put a fork in some drop
Stand my nuts, count her lies, saw her lie
Got her rocks, got her rocks, whip her fun
Suicide, 16 hundred, that's the kid, your girl that's check-free
She ain't used to that to me, now she won't co-ress me
She keep trying to net me, I gotta tell my bestie
Someone call my bestie, say that from my bestie
Link, I'll make the check bleed, you know that I'm smoking dope
I'll be hatchin' that truth
No, I had to let her go
Cause she can't arrest me
Won't go where my to the way they do
Meet me in a alley with the troops
I got red shoes, I got blues
Let that thing down and point at you
Fill me with otter, rari, or let you in
We gon' ride a big green loop
We gon' stay at baller back schools
Money on the floor, your life's short.
Money on the floor, your life's short.
Yeah, I'm a fucking, that you just swirled.
Yeah, I'm a fucking, that you just swirled.
Yeah.
Watch out, I'm sick.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sick, bro.
From all to the planes, bro.
I get, dude, every time I set foot onto a plane, man,
I get some type of fucking sickness.
I mean, bro, can I get a re-tweet on this, bro?
Every time I set foot onto a plane, I get some type of a sickness, man.
And I got to recover quick because my next flight is literally to New York in a couple
of days in front of World Cup finals and after the World Cup finals, I'm doing Diamond
Gym.
Chat, it's going to be a crazy week.
I'm not going to lie to you, man.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Chat, first things first.
Can we talk about yesterday bro?
Can we talk about yesterday chat if you watch the game type of one into the chat?
If you watch the game type of one into the chat bro, type of one into the chat man.
I mean just absolutely legendary fucking game.
Classic Argentina fashion this World Cup.
the game, 84th minute strikes, they turn into another beast, man.
They've done it time and time again.
The tea, I'm telling you, bro, there's just something special about this
Argentina roster.
There's, it's just like, bro, what it really is, bro.
Is it's like every guy on that roster would literally die for messy, bro.
Like they run so fucking hard for messy.
They're so physical.
They have so much fight.
They never give up.
like their true world championship caliber team.
And I'm not gonna lie to you, bro.
Spain and Argentina, let's call it what it is.
These are the two best teams in the world.
We could not ask for a better World Cup.
Also, if you're a Barca fan, we're eating good.
If you're a Barca fan, we're eating good, bro.
No matter what, you're chilling, right?
I mean, I still won't mess you to win.
But bro, if you're a Barca fan,
you're eating fucking good in this World Cup finals, man, for real.
I said it before and I'll say it again, Barca is the greatest club of all time.
There's no club that will ever compare to Barcelona.
Example, this World Cup finals right here, man.
Where are all the Madrid players at, bro?
Where are all the Madrid players at?
Oh, they're out.
Oh, they're all out of the World Cup.
look bro let me say this man I didn't even know this was statistic chat
LaMigna mole his record against him Bob a is 9 to 2 his record against him Bob a
is 9 to 2 Kukareya fine okay one Madrid player one Madrid player bro fine
Kukareya listen LaMigna moles record against him Bob a is 9 to 2 this shit
It is not a rivalry, this is bullying bro.
This is straight up bullying.
Chat, like I said bro, if you're a Barca fan, you're eating good in the World Cup finals,
you can honestly cheer for either side.
Messi, literally, I'm gonna be honest, Messi's the face of Barcelona.
When you think of Barcelona, you think of Messi.
And then all of the new young guys, I love the whole Spanish roster.
Honestly, I love both teams, but Chat, I have to go with Messi bro.
Like I need to go with Messi.
I'm so glad it's Messi versus Lameen.
Do y'all know the image I'm talking about where it's I gotta find the exact fucking image bro
This is the most insane shit. I've ever seen in my life
It should be messy with baby Lameen
This is the most insane image I've ever seen in my life, okay
Pfft, watch this.
It is totally surreal that Messi recorded a commercial with Laminga Maul when he was
still a baby.
19 years later, these two face off in a World Cup finals.
What is the probability?
That is insane.
Like this is, football is healing, bro.
Like this is what, bro, this is beautiful.
This is literally, it's not rocket.
This is literally beautiful.
Football is finally healing.
I mean, bro,
LeMine and Messi into a World Cup finals, bro.
Guys, that's a real video.
That's not AI.
It's not AI, chat.
It's not AI.
You wanna know how I know?
First off, it doesn't look AI.
Second, that video was really popular a couple of years ago.
It got really popular a couple of years ago
when Lameen started popping off.
It's not a Rage World Cup.
Now, now that I'm at my desktop, bro,
and we can talk freely here,
because bro, yesterday I was in the game,
I was surrounded by England fans.
I was trying to not rage bait people
and piss people off, not being a dickhead.
But I'm in the cover of my own room,
so now we can rage bait.
Not even rage bait.
Is the World Cup still rigged?
Come on, let's call it what it is.
Is it still rigged?
England got the shit kicked out of them.
Now, I see a lot of English players,
or English supporters saying,
oh, we lost this game because Thomas Tuchel
made the incorrect substitutions
and Thomas Tuchel played two defense
and lost this court of goal.
Yes, they're correct.
Thomas Tuchel did play two,
um
He did play too defensive. That is correct
The reality of the situation is this
McAllister had a header go off the cross
McAllister had a header header go off the post and a shot walk the post
This game could have very easily been out of hand
This game because bro. McAllister almost had two goals in the 70 to 80th minute gap
If mccallister made one of those two that went off the post
That game is 3-1.
Here's what ended up happening.
England scored a goal.
Thomas Tuchel started to shit his pants, and he started to bring everyone back.
I mean, they had fucking Kane in the box for 20 minutes.
It was a mess.
England tried to park the bus, you can't park the bus against Argentina.
Messi's too good.
He's gonna find the space every single time.
If you don't give Messi space, he's been like this his entire career.
If you don't give messy space, he will create space for his teammates.
We saw it twice.
Um, call Ginge.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
I should have called Ginge at the stadium yesterday.
Oh my God. Oh my fucking God.
Let's time the rage bit.
Please pick up. Please, please pick up Ginge.
I just want to have a word with him.
Jynce, please pick up, bro.
Football's coming home.
Football's coming home.
Football's coming home.
We are going home.
Chat.
Okay, Jynce is not going to pick up.
I think Jynce knows I'm going to rage bait him.
Let me call him one more time, just so he knows he can't escape me.
I
Saw all the Scottish the Scottish fans are very happy England lost
Jack I don't think anyone wants England to lose more than Scotland dad at like dead ass, bro. I
Saw like 9,000 Scottish Twitter pages just ripping into England yesterday
Come on just pick up you fucker
Chet is ginger live or is he not on is he not a pick up dude?
Is he live I don't even think he's live
Hi, he's not at all. I like he's not picking up
It's fine give ginger some time. Bless him. Bless him chat. Listen, bro. Um
um now as you guys can tell twitter has been a shit storm for the last 20 hours let's let's
check out on twitter chat let's check up on twitter what was that noise
i didn't even play the video
Okay, this is next level hatred, bro.
Dude, look at it like this, chat.
Messi's 39 years old, he's tied for having the most goals in the tournament, and I believe
he has the most assists in the tournament.
If Messi scores a goal against Spain, even if he doesn't, Messi is going to win the Golden
Boot.
39 years old, Messi is going to win the Golden Boot, win the World Cup, while also having
the most assists at the World Cup.
If that doesn't make you shit your pants, I don't know what will.
On top of that, Messi has made it to three World Cup finals.
Do you realize how hard that is to do?
He's made it to three World Cup Finals, bro.
Now, Chad, here's my tweet from yesterday, bro.
I tweeted this literally as I ended the stream.
As I got it off stream, I was walking down the staircase.
Is it still rigged fucking babies?
Aura, Aura.
Chad, is it crazy to say Messi wins Battle Door this year?
Is it crazy to say Messi wins Ballon d'Or? What do we say?
Dude, I think Messi wins Ballon d'Or. I'm being dead ass. I'm being dead ass, bro
Kane yeah, but Messi just put his shaft in Kane's ass. I don't like guys. I'm gonna be honest like I
Don't think Kane's gonna win the Ballon d'Or guys the World Cup holds a lot of weight, man
It holds a lot of weight in Ballon d'Or discussions
Now, here's what I want, bro.
This is what I want for Messi.
Messi wins the World Cup, Messi wins Ballon d'Or, Messi wins Golden Boot.
So in this order, Messi wins World Cup, wins Golden Boot, then wins Ballon d'Or.
Then, what I want Messi to do, whenever his Inter-Miami contract is up, I want him to
play his last one to two seasons in FC Barcelona and win UCL with Lameen.
They don't need to pay him a shit ton of money.
He's already a fucking billionaire.
I just want to see Messi end his career in Barça.
I wish Messi never played in PSG,
and I wish Messi never played in Inter Miami, period.
I just want him to end his career in Barça
with a UCL with me.
Like, bro, it's not like Barça needs
to pay Messi a shit ton of money.
Bro, the guy's a billionaire.
Now, Chad, look at this tweet.
Look at this tweet.
Look at this tweet.
Um
This right here was the end of the game guys. This right here was the end of the game
Now what did Jude say to Messi?
This might be the coldest gift of all time now
Bro, what did Jude what did he say to Messi bro?
You all were just discussing a foul actually, nothing bad, I'm sure.
Calf. Calf.
If it was nothing bad, Messi would not have won.
He said some shit, bro.
We'll do that, even make it a big deal, but no, it was nothing he breathed out.
But there was a foul earlier, and he said one about the one on me, and I was can't say it.
He was strong enough to take it, you know what I mean?
So when I was privileged to play against him, there was nothing like that against me.
So yeah, I'm obviously there at the losing side, which hurts a lot, but I'm privileged to love.
Jude, you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Period, bro. Period. I don't know what you said.
You didn't say that, bro. I could never see Messi make that face, bro. You said some sweet shift.
You said some sweet, I don't even, what did Jude say?
What did Jude say, bro?
Read it, read what?
Read what?
Read what, read what?
Read what?
No, bro, Jude said something.
What happened between you and Mester?
We were talking about a frictional shot.
Actually, there was nothing bad at all.
I'm sure everyone will do their job and blow it out of proportion.
But for me, that was nothing worth mentioning.
I thought there was a mistake that happened before that.
So he said to me, I'm talking about the shot that was against me.
So I said something to him along the lines of, you're strong enough to take it.
You know what I mean?
But no, it was just a normal conversation for me.
For me, it was an honor to play against Messi.
There was no disagreement or problem between us.
The loss hurts a lot, but playing in front of him was a privilege.
Holy backtrack.
Yo, bro, you said something, bro.
You said something to the goat.
You said something bro. You said some shit. I don't know what you said Jude, but you might want to come clean because you said something. You said something. And Messi is way too cool to address it. So we're actually never going to know. We're never going to know bro because Messi is way too fucking cool to address it.
What now bro? What is left to say? Oh, stat padding against Algeria, Jordan and Austria.
Can't beat a hard team. Struggled against Cabo Verde. Struggled against Switzerland.
He's going to lose to England. Can't beat a hard team. Beats England with two assists.
What now? What now? Is he going to lose to Spain? What now? Hey buddy, spoiler alert.
Messi's not going to lose to Spain.
He's not.
He's the greatest ever.
Stop hating on Messi and appreciate
that you're alive in the same fucking timeline as him.
In 20 to 30 years, your kids are going
to ask you about Messi because they're
going to read about him in articles.
Be happy that you're alive at the same time as him.
Stop hating and discrediting everything.
Be grateful that you're here right now in this moment.
There will never be another messy, bro.
Bro, a lot of sports, man, you can say like,
oh, I could see somebody surpassing this.
I could see, I could never see someone surpassing messy.
Yo, legitimately, man,
I could never see a human being surpassing messy.
I'm not even kidding.
I couldn't see it happening.
39 years old, winning a golden boot.
Yeah, fucking right.
No one's, what is somebody gonna win a Golden Boot at 40?
Who?
Who's gonna win a Golden Boot at 40?
Please tell me.
Now Chad, just look at the aura.
I didn't even see this yesterday
because I was like not watching the TV, obviously.
I was just there.
Chad, look at the aura.
Look at the aura.
Look at the aura.
Chad, look at the aura.
The way Messi turned so quick
and they all immediately followed up.
Well, I like him like like like like
Or
Oh
Or a aura or but yo bro, I'm gonna be honest dude
World Cup Finals is in
How many days three days bro, I'm gonna be in New York or no, I think it's in New Jersey
I'm gonna be in New Jersey for that game chat. I'm excited. I'm nervous. It is the two best teams in the world
Undeniably yo Spain has been mocking the fuck out of France recently
and Argentina mugged France in the finals. It's the two best teams in the world, man.
Spain versus Argentina, it's gonna be cinema, it's gonna be legendary. If you're a Barça fan,
you're eating great. You're eating fucking amazing on the 19th, bro. And yeah, I'm like,
I don't know. I'm excited. Chat, genuinely though, to get serious for a second.
Yesterday was without a doubt one of the best days of my life. I have, I've loved Messi since I
was literally eight years old. A little kid, like a tiny kid, getting able to experience that and
seeing him in person. It's genuinely all just because of y'all, bro. Like I love y'all boys, man.
yesterday was literally a life dream coming true. Messi has been a person that has brought me like
so much happiness throughout my life. That being able to see him with my own eyes was truly
unforgettable. Like I'll never forget that when he ran out of the tunnel. And chat I love y'all
boys, bro. I love y'all. Like if it wasn't for y'all, I would have never seen Messi, period.
North, thank you for the prime. TG, thank you for the tier one. VX, thank you for the tier one.
I love y'all, bro. And I'm gonna be able to see Messi one more time in the finals. And I'm gonna get to see Lameen Gamal.
And I'm gonna get to see Rogeri and O'Farran. I'm telling you, bro, this World Cup is literally designed for Barça fans.
Dead ass. Dead ass. Parker thinking for the zero one and BJ thinking for the five.
I'm gonna be able to see Lamingham all in-person and messy in-person.
Crazy.
More scotty thinking for the five. Parker thinking for the one.
It's rigged. Yo listen bro. I like, okay, this rigged thing you need to, yo, you need a therapist. You need therapy.
Yes, you, I'm looking directly at you. You need counseling. You're not okay. You need to talk to
someone, preferably a psychologist. You're a crazy person, okay? There's a lot of vicious,
disgusting propaganda going on around the World Cup, and it's literally disgusting. It started
with the Egypt game with the two game changing calls
that were just correct calls.
Again, a lot of people that are watching the World Cup
have never played five minutes of football
and don't understand rules.
I'm not gonna keep talking about the Egypt game.
If you think those calls are wrong,
you're literally a fucking idiot.
Or you're one of CR7's delusional brainwashed fanboys
who have just completely lost their mind years ago.
Let it go.
All right, Messi's going to his third World Cup finals,
CR7's on the couch, let it go, guys.
It's over.
You know, you had a cute little debate in like 2017,
let it go, all right?
It's over.
Messi's made it to three World Cup finals.
CR7's never even made a semi-finals.
Let it go.
Erling Holland did more for Norway
than in one World Cup than CR7 did for Portugal in six.
It's over, guys, let it go.
I'm not like, just go be crazy somewhere else.
I'm sure there's a lot of delusional, psychotic,
CR7 fan clubs that you can talk to,
just I'm way too logical to speak to you.
I have too much brain cells to talk to you.
So if you're still saying rigged,
just go run off in your little psychotic fanboy club.
I'm not even gonna entertain it.
You're just insane.
You're just insane, man.
Rick, think about the fact.
He did go to the semis.
Which World Cup can CR7 make it to the semis?
I thought CR7's never made it to the semis.
I thought he's made it quarters twice.
2006.
Okay, so he made a semifinals 20 years ago and got packed up.
Again, guys, who cares?
Messi's made it three World Cup finals.
Ronaldo's made zero.
It's over.
It's over guys.
Vic DiVallaro, Adam DiVallaro.
Also, Portugal's golden generation with Nuno Mendes, Bruno, Vettigna.
I'm not going to lie.
If CR7 wasn't their starting striker, maybe they would have beat Spain.
Probably not still because Spain beat France.
But all I'm going to say is you can't start him and expect to win a World Cup.
I said this one month ago. He can't start. He's physically, physically can't start.
It's not enough. He's still the second greatest footballer ever. He's 41 because he started.
Portugal's lineup is now weaker. If you don't understand that, I mean, like maybe you could
start him against Uzbekistan and he'll have a little bit of fun. I'm back. I'm back. No, you're not.
Um, if this shit is over after you think you've all though, but yeah, bro, it's um
Like if you like scoring on his back, I don't care. I don't care if you're scoring on his back of stand
I literally don't give a fuck trip thinking, but it's your one
Look, bro, uh messies the goat
Messies the goat man. It's it's over, bro
Let me give them all save football.
Yo, I don't, dude, I don't understand.
CO7 fans have literally jumped from every team.
Portugal, you have to save football.
In BapΓ©, you have to save football.
Spain, you have to, oh no, England,
you have to save football.
Spain, you have to save football.
Yo bro, you realize 80 to 90% of these guys
on the Spanish roster look up to Messi?
Like 80 to 90% of these guys, like Messi is their hero, bro.
You're out of this.
This is like, there's no, there's no hate watch left.
There's no hate watch left.
All right, it's over, bro.
Just let it go.
All of these guys look up to Messi.
He's their hero, bro.
After the game ends, whichever side wins,
half of the Spanish players are gonna ask
for a jersey swap.
Like it's just, there's no hate watch left.
Messi, Messi, like raised these guys.
It's over, bro.
literally they're hero like what are we doing bro let it go let it go let it go
please god let it go man let it go rigged you're insane you're fucking
crazy bro just let this shit go please let it go god damn you're crazy man you
literally have some type of mental illness at this point well let it go
bro just let it fucking go instead of trying to dump on messy discredit messy
just be it be appreciative that you're alive in the same timeline as him and
that you're able to watch him on TV because Messi's not gonna be around
forever like there's gonna be a day where he retires and we're never gonna
see anything like that again so appreciating stop being a fucking douchebag
Foul, thank you for the problem. Fat guy thinks he's skinny drinking water.
Yeah, but chat, I mean, unironically, bro, the game yesterday was insane. Guys, I can't even show the highlights because I'm going to get banned.
Messi's cross with his weak foot. It's just, oh my God. He doesn't even have a weak foot, bro.
If Messi doesn't score with his left, he's just gonna assist with his right at like I don't he's just insane
His cross physically aroused me
Right, I think it's your one
Jinxie move on bro. I'm not gonna move on. This is the best like this is the best World Cup ever
I thought last World Cup was the best World Cup ever. This is the best World Cup ever, bro
I'm not ever gonna move on bro. Like I don't believe this is incredible bro
Dude if Matthews cross didn't at least give you a boner. I don't know what will
Mac Callister almost had a brace today. I mean
Incredible incredible
Jinxy my sperm is green. Okay, holy tick tock ball knowledge hashtag LARP are and rigged
Are you like a sound board?
Are you a sound board?
Why are you comparing CR7 to Messi there?
Both goats give some respect at least.
See, the problem with your sentence is you just said there are both goats.
When goat means greatest of all time, there can only be one goat.
Second, I've never, I've always respected CR7.
It's his delusional psychotic fan base that drives me off of the cliff.
CR7 is the second-greatest footballer of all time. I've said that on this stream 5,000 times.
I don't know. So if I say Messi's better, I am immediately disrespecting Ronaldo. Bro,
you're fucking insane. You're insane, dude. Like, yo, saying Cristiano is the second best ever
is not disrespect. You're crazy, bro. It's just psychotic fans that are annoying.
Like, I don't even know.
Be quiet and move on.
Yo, I'm not even, yo, I'm just happy, bro.
I got to see Messi play.
I got to see Messi play.
I got to see Messi get to assist.
Yesterday was one of the best days of my life, man.
Obviously, I'm going to yapp about it.
It was incredible.
It was truly an incredible experience.
The stadium was electric, the energy was insane, the atmosphere was insane, it was a great game.
England was winning.
Art's here clawed back.
Now, how's y'all boys been doing, man?
So what's been going on, bro?
XB thinking about it, it's your one.
Sam thinking about it, talk to me about it, I've been thinking about it, are you shooting the finals?
Yes, I will.
Lyric thinking about it, I'm gonna be in the stadium again.
Yes, Josh, I'm going to the finals.
Yes, yes, yes.
Love you for my rack message to go.
Love you, bro.
Love you, bro.
Winner's Fortnite tournament, chat, siege tournament and Fortnite tournament coming
up.
I'm just going to wait till after the World Cup.
Also chat to get to the gaming news.
In League of Legends, I have reached Silver 2.
As of literally this morning, I reached Silver 2 in solo queue, off-stream chat, no, no.
Look at my match history in league.
Look at my match history in league of legends guys.
15 kills, two deaths, four assists, 214 CS.
10 kills, zero deaths, six assists, 294 CS.
Nine kills, three deaths, six assists, 219 CS.
17 kills, six deaths, six assists, 229 CS.
11 kills, four deaths, 14 assists, 240 CS.
I don't know what it is with League, bro,
but something clicked.
Like in the last, I think what it was,
was when I did that marathon with Dantez,
and he showed me about helping my clear get faster,
my top top off full clear get faster.
And then also when Dantez showed me space bar attacking,
because I would auto cancel so much.
Y'all remember I would auto cancel so much of my mouse.
Now that I have space bar attacks,
my mechanics are so much better
my macro is so much better. Like I'm telling you, I don't know when I was gonna do a gold
grind with Dantez today and tomorrow because I'm not traveling for the next two days. But
Dantez is in Germany. So I don't know when, but guys, I'm telling you, I can literally
get gold whenever I'm gonna pass Ludwig and Muda this in the next two weeks. I'm telling
you something in league clipped, bro. Something in league clipped. I'm not even kidding.
Boosted by your brother, yo, bro, all the, okay.
This game's sold out.
This game's literally sold out Q15 and two.
This game's literally sold out Q10 and now like guys, I actually played worse with my
brother because I play against only gold when I'm in silver lobbies.
I just laid dick down.
I just laid dick down, yo, mood up.
I'm going to pass you Ludwig.
I'm going to pass you Ludwig.
That's all you tilted to gold for yo, bro.
Not a week, wake the fuck up, bro.
I'm coming for that ass, boy.
I'm coming for that ass.
And yes, Chad, I'm doing diamond, Jim.
Shreem University, yeah, Chad.
Let's check out Shreem University.
I wasn't able to see any of it
because I was in the stadium yesterday.
Chad, who's streaming?
Okay, Rob's streaming.
Let's check streamer you, Chad.
How's it going?
Chad's have been funny so far?
Okay.
Chad, who's this in the middle?
Who's in the middle?
A2?
Oh, I met A2 at the Fortnite event.
We here.
Chad, so how does streaming university work?
Like, do they have like, classes scheduled?
So Ron's channel, let's see what,
oh, let's see what Sketch is doing.
He spit out of my night, we were perfect.
Dude, I saw a clip yesterday of Sketch on Rollerblades
and he like busted his ass.
The trouble child.
Yo, is his phone bending?
I don't understand how phones like that work.
Chat, how do phones like this work, bro?
You can see Jay Chalk here and get some good-
It's Samsung.
Bro, yeah, cause at the game yesterday, there was a guy in front of me, and his phone opened up like a fucking magazine.
I'm not kidding. His phone had like two pages on it.
See what Sinna's doing.
She wasn't Sinna, professor!
Their fries are not a bad show. They're pretty fucking good.
Okay.
Yo, what university is this at? This looks like a full-blown campus.
This reminds me of community indie Netflix show.
It low-key looks like a community college.
Hendricks University in Arkansas?
You know what, I'm solid, really?
Yeah, is it a community college? It looks like a community college.
Alright.
Dude, I don't even, dude, this is so crazy.
There's literally like a hundred people streaming at exactly the same time.
Like, let's check Lacey.
Same person at the same time.
I mean, we can have a little group meeting if y'all want to.
We were in the same place at the same spot though, so what the fuck were we doing?
I don't know. I don't know, I just don't know.
Do you have any information?
I got a zero of information.
Is this anybody having information?
Oh shit!
Oh it's a beard.
Hey wait, so what's this meeting about?
Do you know what the meeting is about, sir?
Wait, it's a meeting?
I love that thing, like who are they meeting with?
Who are they meeting with?
Yo, listen to me again, I'm gonna tell you one more time, okay?
You don't...
Kai?
Oh, you hear me, Simon?
I mean, he's just keep dubbing on your shit, sir, I just don't know.
You're looking at you looking up and I say nothing but...
Oh, shit, I am.
Yo, to be honest, like, this is so cool, bro.
Like, dude, a hundred and twenty streamers on a fucking university.
Like this is this is so cool, bro
Jay shock is there say you swear to God no way it's soccer clock in this bitch. Oh
My god, Jay shock's there
I feel it!
I feel it!
J Shocking! Sketch!
No, we do.
Yeah.
We're a lot good.
I must have missed so many episodes.
Pull it around.
It's fucking shock-a-clock in this joint?
Dude, this audio is bad.
Chaz, are there any like good clips of this?
There's gotta be so many good clips from yesterday, bro.
Bro, it looks like...
What's Max doing?
Let's see Max.
Oh my god, I hate this.
I got scum.
Bro, I'm gonna walk and wish you like it.
Brothers made a lot.
They're envy.
They're going to the Deans?
Fart spray clip?
Hey, Chaz, I was explaining yourself to a nigger.
Hi, guys.
Can you show me some of the best clips from yesterday?
fart spray clip
hey Jack, why are you always explaining yourself to a nigga?
hi guys, can you show me some of the best clips from yesterday?
check Ron Roommate
who's Ron's roommate?
who's Ron's roommate?
who's Ron's roommate?
oh my god
wait, what is this?
clean this? oh this is J-Shock
This is J-Shop.
You're not on this!
You're not on this!
You spit! You smell like shit now!
No! No! No!
That's what you said!
That's what you said!
No!
That's what you said!
That's what you said!
Okay, guys.
Okay, yeah, this is just gonna be a peak five days, bro
No, no, no, no, please tell me this is real this is Rod's fucking roommates
How old is this kid like 15?
There's just no way I'm gonna be fucking bunking with the fucking 14 year old bro!
There's no fucking way!
I'm not bunking with the fucking 14 year old bro!
Look at this fucking robe, it's at the size of a napkin!
What is he wearing bro?
Oh my!
Yeah dude, okay.
Hi guys, is there any more?
Dude, that's fucking funny.
There's gonna be so many just funny aspects. He's 14
Bro good for him dude. Oh my god, he's 14 I
Wonder what the odds of getting accepted into this is it's gotta be like one in like a
Million if you're not already an established like streamer
Well, you know, it's crazy
Are they the campus security or something?
Jay Shock, Moggying Marlin right now.
Alright, bro, give me a minute.
Wait, you mean there's a clip of Jay Shock, Moggying Marlin?
I'm so fucking happy Jay Shock's at this event.
Jay Shock's like a siege streamer.
Well, he's getting kind of.
He streams siege a lot.
some of the best siege clips ever. Oh, I'm you right. When he's calling out into his fucking
controller. I'm so glad Jay shock's here. No, but I think the way Kai went about this is perfect.
Like he has 10 to 15, like, or like maybe like 10 to 20 really big streamers in this.
And then like a hundred smaller streamers and it gives them an opportunity to grow by collaborating
with people like Ron or Lacey or Marlin, do you know what I mean? Like I think the way Kai went
about it is actually perfect, bro. Like this is a sick event, dead ass. Because if you, I understand
like if a big streamer gets in, it's like, well now a small streamer loses their chance,
which does fucking suck. But like the odds of getting accepted into this is already like so rare
that like you kind of do need bigger streamers to collaborate with like, because I'm sure that
that kid that's collaborating with Ron like picked up a lot of followers from
just being in a room with Ron you know like so I think the way Ky went about
it is like perfect bro literally such a cool event hi best is there any other
clips these three were peak hi guys these three were peak we said J-shocks
That's Mogging Martin right now or is it from yesterday?
I wouldn't do that.
That's even more fucked up.
They used lost your seat, bro.
Lost your seat and you're not in the best one, bro.
So, okay, they're about to have a meeting with Kai?
Hey, tell me a check right here.
Say oh god, dude.
Are y'all part of the-
Oh, it was yesterday?
Bro, please.
Hi guys, please find that clip.
Please find that clip.
Go to yoxic he has a lot
Dude, I can't even use tiktok anymore because like I don't know my tiktok sign in so I can't sign in the tiktok on my pc
Wait, what is this one here?
I'm getting too much complaints from the small creators that a lot of people are being disrupted and just yelling out stuff
You can call out Jason. It's fine.
Jason!
What? Is my PC a toaster oven?
Come on, motherfucker!
I'm getting too much complaints from the small creators.
Bro, watch it in 40p. Potato PC.
Yeah, I don't know what I-
A lot of people have been disruptive and just yelling out stuff.
You can call out Jason. It's fine.
Jason!
I'm not bad at this.
I'm not bad at this.
I'm not bad at this.
Wait, wait, hold on. I'm being serious.
No, wait, stop, stop, stop. I'm actually being serious.
We don't know how much effort she put into her presentation over the few times, but there's people here that can probably learn something here and apply it when they go back home.
So consider that. Consider that. There's a lot of people in here who's already massive. If you're gonna go back home, you're gonna be good.
I think Joseph, calm down. Listen.
I can't even see Kai's face or Zinnit's face because this entire PC is on fire.
The minutes it's like pixelated. What the fuck man? You have to do whatever the hell you guys. This is my backup PC
Yeah, what when all classes are over with?
All right
Oh, it was the clip. Oh
You go be agents ass cuz you were 20 minutes in my time. Okay. I got it and then also not I was a real shit though
I don't like say I happen to disrupt it
I see the clip or whatever the tension that we shouldn't go down. You got living in the library for a few hours
That ass.
Doing the class talk, just be quiet.
If people are online, not want to see something.
Just consider that for real.
I'll get you.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Fuck this class.
There's a little background about me.
Yeah, there's no way.
There's no fucking way.
Adapts played his iconic 200k trickshot montage for his junior university class and almost had to expel multiple people for calling them fake trickshots.
Dude, this is like Ron in his fucking FNCS tape, real, I swear to God.
I lied for a game to it, right? Who wore it?
No, this is insane.
But you know what, at least Adapt's 200k montage is Adapt's 200k montage, bro.
Ron's FNCS highlights is him rolling around on the floor and going, go unknown!
You said what?
I looked like a what?
I'm not a fake, I'm just a fake churchup!
You have a fake churchup!
You have a fake churchup!
Whoa, who said that looked like a fake churchup?
You said that fucking expel get out of the class
Dude, oh my god, there's gonna be like a thousand clips from
Ron shared a memorable moment with his roommate blue bill Bill so young creators University helping him reach a hundred thousand
I
Ever you have a long future no bullshit
Hey
No, it's all grow a hundred days crazy like I know you like numbers. That's why I started when you start
Really what?
What do I appreciate you like how I shit moves? Oh, see I think I get that you're going back to this and be like that
That's wholesome, pal. That is wholesome.
What the fuck?
I was going to the dining hall-
What did the caption say?
One thing. Nice. Nice, love.
I was going to eat a bento box and I was wondering if you wanted to share one with me for shares and wiggles my little tail.
What's going on?
Did she just say tail?
Yeah, uh, the food's there, they're in there, for sure.
Well, I have a mouth, but it needs to be fun!
And I'll bite you sometime!
Okay, yeah, uh...
Yeah, I think...
Uh, that's Senpai's where I draw a line in the sand.
I don't... oh, god.
I heard Jason's over there, too.
This is not an anime! This is real life.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
Someone said, pass the ball!
Oh my god! I did not mean to pause it right there!
Yo bro, you need help! What do you mean past the ball? You need fucking help, dude!
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, see ya.
10am.
There's a gun, dude.
What the fuck was that about?
Scared of woman.
of woman no no no it's not it's not scared of woman it's she said her tails
wiggling and then call him senpai like what is this
Yeah!
Yeah!
This is not the test.
This is for emergency.
We're in a cast and we're in a village.
All other weapons are received.
Got it.
Was this for like curfew or something?
This is just a free town.
We're going to bring them back home.
Tennis in the zone.
And then all crime.
Incidently order.
And then all crime.
My eardrums are about to fucking fall
Okay, are they meeting with the dean yet or what did why Am I invested in
this?
This is me come on
Speak.
High-fives, let me know if you're finding other ones.
I'm sitting on business.
I'm sitting on business.
De-gloved. De-gloved.
I have to make tags up.
back to the hell you know I've clicked on I've clicked on seven streams there's
one guy who follows me to seven streams from my chat and just says fuck you
jinxie in whatever's your month yo bro get a grip dude I'd like I like if you're
You're gonna send hatred bro, send hatred in my chat at the bare minimum.
I see you bro, he's followed me to every stream and just keeps saying fuck you Jinxie.
It's all just blurry.
You got one guide?
No I didn't get one guide, it's just why did Kai do that to Laze?
I did not even stutter.
He did!
He stuttered!
He stuttered!
No, I didn't!
Otherwise, come on.
I didn't stutter!
Let me go again!
Michael, I let you fucking stuttered.
Ron, get out a little bit.
Michael, I let you fucking stuttered.
Ron, get out.
Get out of my own room.
Yeah, get out.
I'll probably go with you, bro.
No, no, no, you stay with me, boy.
Get out, Ron.
Oh, get out.
Get out.
I can't take my phone.
Get out, get out, get out, get out.
You gotta do this.
Ain't no way I'll bring you out and put this phone away.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Get out, get out, get out, get outside.
You okay? Get out of there.
Yeah, get out! Get out!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Put the camera down.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, he took off that belt very smoothly.
Get him out.
No, no, no.
Get out of there!
Ow!
Ow!
All right!
All right!
All right!
ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ΅ΠΌi!
Whoa!
All right!
All right!
El Boss, Bro.
Ron didn't even come in to save him.
Hi, guys.
If that was you, Bro, I wouldn't save you.
I've got those you I would have saved you in heartbeat bro. All right. All right
Pete clips bro Pete clips I'm so glad Ron is here. I'm going home already
Wait Ron got some gloves already. He's already up out of there
Yo, hi, guys. Is the blur my PC or everybody's streams?
Oh, I bet it's because I have a league open. That's why.
Tell me who gave me a little bit. I'm just chilling right now.
Bro, it's because I have league open. That's why.
Here he is again.
Remi5x, fuck you, Jinxie. Yo, Remi, you have followed me to like, yeah, thank you. Time to fuck around.
Let me leave me alone, you sicko!
You see?
Come on!
Hey, y'all kick it a little bit.
Kick it a little bit.
Excellent!
Tinksy, why don't you stream on Netflix?
Uh, well, that would probably cost,
I don't even fucking know,
$2 billion.
What do you mean, why don't I stream on Netflix?
Do you know how fucking expensive that would be?
I can stream on Twitch for free,
or Netflix, like, what?
What then do it? I don't have two billion dollars
It's this yo this guy's pissed is this Ron's bit rate or my bit rate check a lot of like
It's Ron's account. Yeah, Lacey's looks good.
Everyone's in a bad mood right now.
I'm glad to hear that's on you.
Chad, has anyone actually gotten expelled to where they actually got checked out of the campus?
Has that actually happened?
You're going to replace for Rekai?
No.
Dude, I thought Rekai was going to be at this, bro.
Did Kai actually not invite him?
Is Rekai at this?
Look at Kai's title.
Wait, is Kai live?
He went live one minute ago.
stream university 2026 expelling students god I'm so unemployed chat I'm so
unemployed I'm live on YouTube fuck I'll tell me when he's like live live like
women's intro is over I'm so unemployed chat your runs bit rate is cooked man
He's just spicy to you.
No.
Wait, Saxby's kind of want to eat Saxby's now, oh my god.
I'm such a fat fucking chud chat, like no, no, bro, I love Saxby's dude.
Oh my god, no, I do, I love Saxby's.
Bro, I was, I forgot how good Saxby's was until I ate it with Dante's.
Oh my god
Someone's throwing water at max I think
We already get expelled what the fuck we can't get expelled
So Kai's alive?
What am I still talking about?
He's not going to actually expel anyone.
Dude, I'm so on him from my chat.
He's not going to actually expel anyone.
Bro, where's Rekai at?
Like, I'm not going to lie, I actually want to see Rekai here, bro.
I feel like Rekai's going to carry this, bro.
Hey, do it too much.
I am about to get expelled.
I am about to get expelled.
Whoa!
I am about to get expelled.
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
No, no!
No, no, you gotta get away from here.
You gotta get away from here.
I just told y'all motherfuckers to chill.
Hey, if you want to go do that shit over there,
the Ky-Tai you're going to be over here.
You need to go in the back.
No.
I ain't doing nothing.
You gotta get out of here, dog.
You bring it through our shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
He's smiling.
Move.
You gotta get the fuck home.
I'm just trying to chill and get expelled in peace at this point.
I'm not trying to go home, bro.
I'm not trying to go home.
Bro, you're not gonna go home, bro.
Like, dude, you're not gonna go home.
Watch this.
1-15?
1-45.
1-45.
1-45.
1-45.
1-45.
1-45.
1-45.
1-45.
1-45.
1-45.
1-45.
1-45.
Let me refresh to it, shut up.
There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is.
No music, music, music fuck.
Holy shit, bro he has 120 cameras dude.
Oh shit.
Wait, so chat, that's how he's able to like pull up on people.
bro that's how he's able to put it up on people because he knows he knows like
he'll just be able to see it god I wish I was alive on YouTube right now this
song is mythical this song is fucking myth I love this song
And they have a sex
Turnin' me into Mr. Bursamore
Then he's the one that's a beast
Then he's the Bursamore
Okay, okay, let me know music's over
Chod, I don't want to get my YouTube fucking copyright
We love the dig!
We love the dig!
So fast it up!
So, he's live right now, okay?
So, this is what's gonna happen
You're going to go in first and get your.
Yo, just shut up for a second.
Yo, so this was just going to happen.
This was going to happen.
Y'all going to come in and do not talk loud, okay?
Because he's lying.
So, Lacey, you're going to go first so we can bring the wheelchair up.
Oh, no!
Bro, Lacey Dedax reminds me of Paul Blart right now.
Hey, bro, we'll see you back at the Cal Basses.
Okay. And so, this is how...
That might have been the wealthiest sentence I've ever heard, bro.
How does he get him off the staircase?
How you gonna do that, Joe?
The music is done?
Okay, Lacey's coming in, Lacey's coming in, Lacey's coming in. Got him unemployed.
WZax in the chat, yo!
got the sources here what else we got it's how to Dean yeah I see how to Dean
eat game yeah I see how to Dean eat yo oh my god how to Dean eat I want to eat
tax fees fire listen add a it's working bro it's working the ad is working
Martha, thank you for the fun.
Slip out of this fucking fucking bottle.
Let me go ahead and eat real quick.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Do you have to be honest?
If you disagree with this, you have no ball knowledge, bro.
Saxbis unironically clears Chick-fil-A.
The only thing I prefer from Chick-fil-A, as opposed to Saxbis,
is the Polynesian sauce, the service, and the lemonade.
Chick-fil-A's lemonade is fucking goaded
That's the only thing Zaxby's chicken is
Incredible and their Texas toast is incredible and their fries are better than chick-fil-A's
Fries, like chick-fil-A's fries are ready. You see, thanks for the 25 gifted W gifted in the chat
Hold on yep, chap. Hold on chap
Hold on chap. Yo, I could the one-button or the two-button
For the PA system
Okay, it's all right. Listen
My yeah, I tell these people to come to my class, okay
Marty
Make sure they buy my office on the corner me one by one
Marty report to the main office
Reem, reports to the main office, Lane, Billzo, Davion, Ron,
Suburb, Jordan, Senna, Gio, Wardrobe.
Hold on.
Okay.
And then there was more people I told to come to my office.
So, Dom, everybody else who I also told, make sure you're there.
Make sure you're there.
Okay.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not with the bullshit, all right?
Y'all gotta understand, we are now in full effect.
Okay?
Runic another bulls a bullshit was going on bro. What's going on?
Genuinely, bro, and I'm tired of it. So we want to get these one right now. Yo, send the first person in
We could start
Steve stops up in the main one by one
Oh shit, big eight in next I want big
Well, you're right here just roll your ass right here
What's going on, bro?
I don't know why I'm here.
What did I do?
OK, I'm going to ask you one more time,
and we'll start with some accountability, OK?
What's going on, bro?
I'm just being a good student, going to my classes.
Hold on.
Let's chat the terminate.
Chat.
Have Wayce been doing good so far?
Yes.
see wait no you read what message no no no no no I'm warning you I'm only gonna
warn you they can't read no more nonsense bro I haven't been doing nonsense
stop with the nonsense what give me an example what I'm standing on business
What are the balloons? Are you in? I'm seeing you go crazy. Stop. Okay? Come on, bro. Your handicap game. Relax.
It's bad. What happened to you? What? What happened?
How do I feel? Crazy? Yeah. You're sorry, bro. Okay. I'm sorry. I just want the best for you, honestly, bro.
I just want the best for you and I want to get better and, bro, listen, you're making me stressed out with everything.
with everything so you're honest this because I want them to warn you about what I'm not gonna take
anything personal for the for the time being I can't expel no I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna take
anything personal what's next though is detention if I see you do with some crazy stuff and I
can't I'm gonna be honest detention lacy I can't unsee it now lacy looks I just watched war dogs
I swear to god lacy looks one of one like Jonah Hill I can't unsee this that is Jonah Hill
They got to be related or something they have to be somehow related
Bro, it's what it's identical. I'm not even kidding. Okay, Bob
I don't even do it racing Jonah Hill even have similar voices, bro
Don't mess up Lester have a nice day. You want some x-rays? Okay, try to I'll take a piece of toast
Send the next person in.
Who's the next person?
Send the next person in.
Hey! Hey!
Come on.
Let me get a chicken.
Okay, talk to me. Get the talking.
Get the writing. Get the writing to me.
We're kind of trying to sneak in here tonight.
That's one. We have a pool party at 9.30.
Then we have a second pool party at 11.30.
Okay, slow down. Slow down. Hold on.
Come on. Come on.
I don't know what you're paying team. I don't know what you're paying.
What kind of guy is sneaking in?
God I'm unemployed. What kind of guy is sneaking in?
This guy is funny. Who is this?
What do you say? What do you say?
What do you say? Big hit talk? Talk!
Hey China come on the campus.
Anybody who's alumni
I hope which a whole thing set up. I'm telling you just listen to begin then 930
I'm just addressing that if that happens they would no longer be ever to participate in university ever again
I'm but you on that. Okay. I'm a rickhae rickhae sneaking it bro. No, but you already know about I know
No, I'm saying the pool party's okay
The schools alone
But they even tell me
Next
I was on only girls only girls
We're talking about the guys snitching on every little hole second floor. Thank you. Tell me
Second right now, I'm not getting a spell right now. You're not getting a spell. Yes, you're no honor right now
You do your thing. Hey, what the fuck?
I see you know, I didn't really put an opposite
I'm good. I'm good. I'm few
All right. Thank you for coming. That's all I needed for you. I'm done. You got it. You got it
Oh
Okay, I'm not gonna lie that guy was funny I'm not gonna lie that guy was funny
I got mad names
First of all, CB, come the fuck up out of it.
What is set of teaching?
It can't be Rainbow Six Siege.
CB, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
You're not even a student or nothing, but you want to do bullshit.
What's happening?
Because you know he's sports of his Gucci belt, you know how he thinks he is, so I'm
Okay, C.B. Cutten the fuck up. Let's go ahead and get him in trouble. What did I do?
You know, you got that good. What do you do? What do you do sit?
He was what's in that Gucci belt outside? He was like, oh my god, you students are so poor
You'll never be like me cuz I got a Gucci belt. Does that sound like you're going to touch it. I ain't a lot
I don't know how I don't even sound like C.B. I ain't a lot for that. We're gonna say you're gonna say you're caring man
Okay, so the next one was agent
Because agent went over 20 minutes into my class and you know how to hang out with instead Jason Lee
Okay, and also almost niche on Jason the wing. Okay, Jason the wing
Yes, Jason. We you know, he should be out like a bitch and he is right in that hall
So I don't recommend we get him it seems so everybody snitching everybody snitching to be a teacher's pet, bro
Rage rage rage have lean yesterday. God. I'm on it. What?
Yeah, I'm fucking what lean lean. Why am I invested in this? Why?
Yes, yeah, we gotta do this because it's like a lot of people like no, I guess Nick throwing a frat party. Yep
And you know what he's saying to what he said fuck guys in that okay. Yeah, I see that I see the tweet also
Davis, uh-huh. Yeah Davis also walk by him. You should have went bro. The only thing is there's physically no way
I could go and miss the World Cup to I'd have to choose basically like bro
I like this looks sick bro, but dude I I'd rather I have to go to the World Cup man
It's just tough that they're in the same dates as all
I am going to uh streamer games because there's nothing happening in that week
Streamer games is in like two weeks, but chat next year if it's if he does it next year
I'll I'll try to go because this looks fun as fuck, but bro. It's just tough cousin of World Cup 2
I can't really miss messy messy last World Cup games and it's in US. It's like I have to go bro
Literally, it's right in my country. I'm gonna give you one strike for your bullshit coming in here
I'm getting a strike. Yes, because you also bullshit. So we're gonna go up with you a strike strike one
So Jack, it looks like the method is everybody's coming into the Dean's office and trying to
snatch to get on Kai's good side.
Yes, I'm unemployed.
I might be going to lock.
Wait a minute.
I'm getting paid?
Yes, you are.
Okay.
Get out.
Get out.
Now I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Kai's good.
No problem.
Are you in any clothes or no?
I was going to join your office.
Okay.
If you want to participate, that's fine.
Okay.
All right.
No problem.
Thank you, sir.
All right.
it. Reverse exactly what you just did. No, reverse it. Oh,
there you go. I'll get out. How do you spawn in another T? What
the fuck? No, no, no. Sorry. Last mute. How the fuck because
that guy stole the T? How do you spawn in another one? Where the
hell did that come from? Oh, next.
like who like chat sit the way to see you okay come on
or not betters our betters discord I think you can be a great student me too I think
you can actually graduate here with your bachelor's degree but I feel like you
let yourself down. Now Gio. What do you mean Queen Vamp? Queen Vamp, Queen Vamp.
Cardi's ex? Wait, what? We have a clip of Gio behind the bushes.
Successful smoke session.
They didn't get caught.
No way.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
She was smoking on campus.
No, that's 2026.
Do you okay on campus?
Successful smoke session?
We didn't get caught?
No, no.
Now you know
Now you know the rules
What possessed you to ladder blunts or streaming University campus
No, I didn't go to class you could I knocked on the door 30 times he was like
Let her stay there. She's late. So I was walking to my next class. I wouldn't be late and then you call me
Oh, this is AI AI
That's why I'm so real yo, it's not AI
Okay, okay
I got a best me my group got a best grade today
That was my second class that I was walking to you. What's how do you go to see that thing? I have that chase you you
Pull on the ground look at her. She's a big boy. Cardi. I'm actually come on. God damn. How long ago?
But also get my shit done. So that's crazy
And then I was gonna go to Lizzo, but then he told me to come here
So then now I'm gonna wait until I have to go to scavenger and then I have to go get dressed for the cruise
You still reason me. Okay. I have fun the pool party. All right. That's I'm gonna explode nothing like that. Listen
Anything that's messed up if I see smoking that results in expulsion or a long detention
So the next person yeah, that shit was not
That's a chat saying it's a yall bro. That's it. I
Gotta see yo yo, I don't lie. Yo, how could I is there a way to get like crazy clips of the day chat?
I need to start a whole please in the reddit
Reddit hopefully
Hopefully is in the ready bro honestly cuz this is ridiculous in the next one in
Wait, it's Ron coming in. It's lost it on run down
But Ron is so cute, bro God Ron is cute
What's going on, bro
I'm always seeing you. I've never seen you in class. I appreciate it with some classes, but I'm not seeing you
He's talking about you. He's gonna kill you. No, no, no, that's an example
Those are examples, yes, these are my sprites that I'm going to show, okay, which I'm going to break down to the viewers. All right. But for now, what's happened?
I went to book my classes. I woke up extra early to see Duke Dennis. I swear to God. I feel it is morning. I went to see Duke Dennis at 945 classes and start till 1030.
I came there 45 minutes early swear went to Jim did that
Had study hall for about an hour and a half. That's for me and you interacted. It was cool. It was calm
Can you tell your chance to stop putting hard eyes?
I'll be there's nobody playing hard eyes
This dude is hilarious bro, I know
There was that one hard I
Why did I got 7?
That, does that look like me?
That, he?
Yeah, it's not even my shirt.
That's not even my shirt.
Bro, that guy looks fat there too, bro.
Yo, bro, you're gonna, no, no, just so I'm gonna say.
That guy looks fat.
Fuck the who?
I just seen Fuck the Bean.
Like, Dean, bro, there's this kid that always calls my discourse names to fucking Bean,
1104.
Call your mom.
My mom?
Yeah, she did like high school.
Call your mom.
Call your mom
You're gonna make me call my mom call your mom now I
Won't even know if she's gonna pick up
Let's test it out
Yeah, would your mom pick up if you call I feel like every time I call my mom she'll pick up my mom's the code bro
My mom never even let's get to two rains, dude
Hey, hey, mom. Hey mama stable. How you doing?
Hi Kai.
It's Kai. Yes, I was going to call you personally because things are getting real out here at Shime University right now. Do you know what Shime University is?
I do and I'm very excited he's there. Thank you.
Yes, yes. Honestly, he's honestly just been doing a terrible, a terrible time here and I think he's actually...
Why?
I don't know what's going on with him and I think he's very frustrated and he's, he actually, am I allowed to swear?
Say whatever the fuck you want.
He actually, uh, he said he said fuck the Dean and I'm the Dean and I have nothing
I have nothing but love for her. Oh my god. And he's sending hate speech to me hate speech
So it's like I don't
Right now I want to expel people and I don't want to send him
I can't go back to
You know if he gets into what I have to get to
Hey mom talking talking right now, hey mom. I've got 30 seconds. No, listen. Listen, it's a great opportunity for you
You need to take advantage of it. You need to do the right thing. This is the university
I know you didn't get a chance to go before but this is your opportunity now to really make yourself better
Listen mom. I
Don't be listening to his bullshit. I want to all my classes. I went to yo, I'm not seeing for the tension for an hour
Okay
to you
Detention me tissue will have to shut off for X amount of time
Yeah, but
He has to set an example
He's not sending an example right now. You know, he's not only represent himself. He represented your whole family
He's representing you now
Bro, he did it twice
Bro, I'm listening there listening there not doing your heart eyes run. I have been looking at the chat
Now they're doing it
Okay, and if he acts up and he'd be at that
Can we just fly you to campus to have a little and it's a to come pick them up from the campus and send them on
So I'm going to a wedding this weekend, so you're gonna have to keep them there. Fuck the wedding come over here
You know
I really appreciate everything you're doing.
I just, I need you to give him another chance.
All right, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
W mom.
I told Lacey, I'm not going to take anything personal
because I'm warning him, I'm, I'm, I'm.
Puh!
What are you saying?
This is just Lacey, forget it, it's Ron.
Yeah, it's her, it's you.
I mean, Lacey was in trouble too,
but I also told Lacey that I'm not,
I'm going to give him a warning right now,
and if he crosses it now, I'm going to take a disrespect
because, because I called you and he just threatened me,
you know?
Yeah, I hear you. Okay. It's bad. All right. All right. Bye, mom.
Nice. Let's open you. One thing. Hi. Yes. Get started.
Fuck you.
What the fuck?
Oh, bro, listen. Okay. Oh, this is why. Okay. This is why Ron is funny,
though, bro. His mom is funny.
His mom is funny.
Look at Shaz. Look at Shaz. Look at Chris being a deal.
You haven't changed anything. Okay, you haven't anything too bad, but it's a slight suspect
Send example, bro. I want you to walk out there with your chest high head up and say how you should be represented as a student for SU
Okay, so yeah, you gotta set an example, right?
Hey, man, go to class. Hey, man, let's have a segment together.
All right, man. So that means I gotta put a cutty in his place too, because I feel like he's not suffering.
No, no no cut he has
Let's actually go up
No
Cut he has time with it. Oh my god. I love Ron bro. You can't be face not car armor
He's a mutated. He has immunity, but he's not a minute. Get out of there. Have a nice day, bro
Get out
Hey, y'all listen
Yo, I need to start respecting the D.
Thank you.
Wow.
I'm not going to call that, yo, Chad, I'm not calling anybody, bro.
I'm enjoying my viewing experience, bro.
I'm not going to, this is, I'm just doing it, I'm just watching it.
Come on in.
Why does Jason, yo, why does Jason look like he's in middle school again?
That's the fit.
That's the shirt Jason wore for the spelling bee. That's it only issue with you. It's talking
During the classes. I'm here you yelling. I'm here you interrupt your reality everything on top of that
I'm not mad at you could you check was fucked up. It's good now. It's good. All right. It was messed up
Calm down breathe
Okay, I'm gonna see I'm gonna see you ask her how to work through the police we had a very altercation yesterday
We'll calm down and breathe calm. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I'm good. I'm good. Hey, do you want to tell me?
Sinner choked me out did you see any brief occasions for that? She actually still so I'm put
Stop typing that stop
Bad bad chat in your chat
Get out
What are you in? Um, I think I'm in the basketball club. You think I don't think you are you're a science engineer
Definitely, we went over yesterday. Oh my god. No, I'm a nice guy. I wasn't laughing. Okay. Have a nice day
Come on bro. He walked into it
Why would he say he's in the fucking basketball club clip? Oh my god. I don't somebody can walk in here. Yes
It's a clip check Jason's actually in the science engineering club. Oh my god. Every time with somebody
Okay, we might have missed it. Yeah, this is big bro. Yeah, this is just me
This is fucking peak there
Okay
Big basketball game and what today's cat is this listen to me write these notes down
Okay, these are the limits of public announcement.
Everybody stay away from the basketball team practice.
I understand it now.
Only 15 people is on the basketball team.
There is nobody can be allowed.
No exceptions.
No exceptions.
No professors, no students, only the club.
If they're not in the club, they cannot be in a gym.
Yeah, I need that time to practice.
I cannot lose, I can't lose this here, I just can't.
Wait a minute, this guy coached Steph Curry,
are you dead ass?
Yes.
We have to win.
It's our first basketball game, they're on homecoming.
Holy aura, send them home.
No, no, no, check the list, check the list.
If you need the list.
Do you want cut, so do you want to stick with the 15ers here?
We have to stick with it.
So stick with this team.
If they come to my attention that Clarence was able
to make a switch with somebody.
Yes, yes, yes.
If we can make that an afternoon.
Clarence NYC.
I forgot who he switched for but the nose that I have he ate horrible today
He's drinking fruit punch. He wasn't focused. He was eat pizza, but these are the guys. What else? What else you got?
Great floor general. I love this fade away and he was a great leader on the court. Okay. All right
Okay, so we go if you could change him. Okay, let's change it. Okay
I'm gonna use this 2k 17 badge of all time was hard of him floor general that bad did fucking nothing
We were to see who who is the official list in your club. Okay. And that list stays stays
That's it. So if anybody walks into me and they come in there, you're saying it's a cost security and you want them out exactly. Yes
It should only be 15 people
Okay, it's a real challenge. Okay. Thank you. That's it. That's about it though. Anything you need. Thank you
I understand it now. Of course. Yes
He's the way he's the guy that said I understand that that's the guy
No, best badge in 2K17 prime.
The first month was limitless range.
If you had that with Shark Tank, you could not mess.
Boy, man, how are we feeling?
What was going on with you last night, Donnie?
Last night.
Last night, running around.
Well, I'm not even here to just run around it.
Accountability, first interaction, day down the floor.
Accountability, what could you have done better and what it is?
because right now you're being
basketball team is likin' like you're not playing in two days.
What?
So explain.
Why?
Why not?
No, no, no, no.
How?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I feel like there's no accountability
being taken as certain places, bro.
That's why.
Well, I, I'm just first of all...
First, first, first of all, Mr. Deems.
Yo, as people come in here,
pin, pin, pin there a, twitch name.
How about you tell me how to pronounce...
Yeah, got me, love, appreciate it.
Listen, first of all, Kyle, like I told you,
I've been putting out so much life
in positivity into the halls, you know what I'm saying?
What you caught, I was giving someone a lesson on acting.
Trying not to land around and terrorizing.
If anything, people are trying to fuck with me.
They're trying to get me off my pivot.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I'm a target and it's really pissing me off.
And to me, I was what you got.
A pod bug?
Chat, he does not look like pod bug.
The first thing I'm gonna do.
Oh my God, he's crying?
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
No, it's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Go ahead, let it out.
Because, like, bro, I just, they just, they just, they trying to, like, they trying to fuck with me and shit, gay.
Like, everyone's like, oh, you think I'm in a team and shit, and, um, you, you bad student, Cudi saying fuck you to me in the hallway.
And I'm like, damn, nigga, like, I'm like, you know me.
You feel what I'm saying?
put his arm around my neck. You walk around doing, I ain't doing that. You accuse me of throwing
water balloon. I ain't throwing a water balloon, nigga. It's me, nigga. I'm trying to, I'm trying to
who? I'm trying to be studious. You know what I'm saying? Like, internet tripping, like,
come here.
Like, and when you put up with the students, so, so let's say, let's say, come, come, come, come,
I'm gonna go sit down for a while.
Okay, I understand your frustration.
I understand your frustration.
Okay, I'm, Edison, we need you in the basketball team.
I'm just trying to hoop, bro.
So I'm going to, I'm going to see what we can do.
Okay.
And the president already told you about that, bro.
I should be president.
No, that's not the window.
Okay.
Oh, there's gonna be a class president?
One in a one.
If I see you while, again.
Why me whileing whileing how did I wow pts over out the window? How did I want to talk to lethal shooter?
How did I wow have a nice day? No, cut. Tell me how I
Tell me how you know no tell me so I can know so I see I seen have eyes right here
Even when he was right here. He was you was big all type of faces. I'm gonna see the clip
Just now now I'm gonna give you a one. He won't think about him, too
Notice how there was no accountability taking
You didn't tell me the entire process.
You didn't tell me what I did.
Have a nice day.
Please tell me what I did.
No.
Have a nice day.
Please.
You know what you did.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
Homecoming game in two days.
Don't mess up.
Everybody.
That is a student.
The student is dummy live.
How many days is it?
Go follow dummy live, y'all.
Have a nice day.
And let me know what you're doing.
Make sure y'all follow him.
And let me know if we mess up.
Clip it and send it.
Clip it and send it to me.
Have a nice day.
a nice day I just want to play bro. I just want to play. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Wait, hold on. Come back here. Why are you not there? Chat. This is the exact same dates
as the World Cup guys like exact same dates, man. Semis and finals.
What do you go next year if there's a next year yes it looks fun right looks like everybody
You see, you see, you see, you see, that was actually really good about range, but I know
See, but it wasn't me.
All right, you see, okay, no, no, no, no, stop.
I have my wrongs.
Accountability.
I have my wrongs.
Accountability, accountability.
Where did you go wrong?
I can tell you where.
Where?
I should have been more of a de-escalator.
I should have been in more control of my emotions,
but Kyle, you have to stay.
No, stop.
You see, you see that?
I'm giving you context.
Where did you mess up?
I should have been a de-escalator
and have more control.
No, I'm not asking you what you should have been.
Where did you mess up?
By engaging with Silky.
Okay.
I'm human though. You see that? No, I'm just saying I'm flawed. That doesn't make it right
Stop falling back all flaws open mess up. No, that's a make it right you engage you enable
For what I see so if they can come and put you in the face right now
I mean, what you gonna do? When did you do that? You see how rude he was being?
I'm so tired of niggas thinking I think I just told you a bone. Is this a wrong?
Yo, it might be some wrong. She actually me yes, cuz I we clearly see you say or what or what neither
I you enabled it. No
I didn't
Wait, do they actually get in a fight or was it like a joke?
Do they actually get in the fight while he wasn't playing you said don't touch me. Don't touch me
I'm not all what you being so aggressive and hostile for no reason
I just want to make friends. I'm being so positive everyone in the streets
I'm talking to the big stream or small streamers. I'm I'm bitter or poor or camaraderie, you know
I'm smiling with them laughing with them. I'm bitter connections that will go past university
And you sitting here talking about this thug named silky. He's a statistic. Wow
This is how we talk about our fellow things.
You go ahead and ruin you.
Okay?
Holy shit!
The tension is when your stream goes down for a certain amount of hours and you cannot
stream and be sitting.
Chow, I'm gonna rock a piss.
I'll be back in 37 seconds.
This is your warning.
Have a nice day.
Walk out.
I apologize.
Okay.
I'm gonna be better than that.
Okay.
I talked to Marlin.
He's a basketball team.
He fixed up real quick and he has not happened a problem.
Be like Marlin.
Get out.
I'm going to see you at the club today.
All right.
Next.
Fuck.
Next.
Come in.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
First of all, you look real good today.
I appreciate it.
I want to say you've been in great shape.
You've been in the gym.
You woke up today, went to the gym?
No, I can't.
I was up until I was about to end up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, it's like, you know, I understand that 100%.
Yeah.
Check.
I want to say I appreciate you for making sure
everybody's been good on campus.
Of course.
Check.
This is Agent.
It's Penn.
It's his sister, Mrs. Penn.
So if you guys want to follow, Agent, go ahead and follow.
He is a professor, one of our best professors
that the university has all for, OK?
Now listen.
I don't believe that I think she's making a shit up.
What did she say, what did she say?
She said that you came in and interrupted her class in 20 minutes.
I talked to her class?
You interrupted her class in 20 minutes.
No, man.
This will happen, bro, okay?
First of all, I knew I wasn't gonna run the line, okay?
So I communicated with the stream university team.
I told them, is anybody in my class afterwards?
They said, nah, you good, you going a little late.
That's what they said.
Sinner is mad that some people didn't show up to her class
till 20 minutes afterwards, but it's not my fault.
I was given away a Fortnite brand deal.
Anybody wanted a brand deal.
me okay so now my fault so I didn't tell anybody to stay I actually say you know
say if you guys have a lot of gays and stuff like that feel free to write but
everybody wants to say watch about me in fact after leaving her class I got
peltsy by some water balloons if anything I should be tight and you was in there
when I was in there okay I'm not I'm not even bad I don't know what good we're
going on oh I don't think it's just that severe hold on I'm seeing a clip coming
in in from all this is the stream University's our staff we don't have the
I got mad diet coconut. I think it's there for sure
I got mad diet coconut perk think of the five gifts in it daddy
Let me actually explain, let me break this down, bro.
Oh, so he-
Wait, let me out!
Let me out!
No, let me explain myself.
No, let me explain, let me explain.
How are you gonna explain this to me?
Hold on, let me explain, let me explain.
What are you gonna explain to me?
Cause and effect, right?
You caused it, I understand.
No, I'm-
Listen, I just want to kind of be-
BAM!
BAM!
All right, let me tell you this, okay?
Well, let's talk about it again, okay?
I went to PooDee's room.
PooDee is spawning water balloons.
I got pelted.
Mad times.
I told you about it. You didn't seem too concerned. I said I bet
Even while you was in here niggas manage water blues out there for all campus
There's a spot of water moves pelting pelting touch me game. I'm wet
Niko so everybody hit you water was hidden back
She hit me with a bottle when they cut that part out all I was doing was throwing it back at her
But I want to hurt her so I didn't like boom, you know, I just do it like that
You see how it was just me and her doing and if man niggas started those shit
Where they come?
Bro, what the fuck is that?
That's not a water blue!
Kai! That's a bucket of water!
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not even mad bro.
I just want accountability on the wrongs for you and I.
All I did, I didn't turn the other cheek.
Yeah, that was not a water blue.
When people hit me with a water blue, I said, I'll hit them back.
No, no, no, you walk away.
That's what I should have done. I'm telling you what I did.
Everybody that hit me except raw dog, I didn't get him yet.
Kai Dada sounds like a teacher.
teacher like he actually sounds like a teacher that's not mad have a good day
is a pool party later and 9 p.m. Have a good day appreciate you
party at 9 p.m. God I'm unemployed this is evidence I just
just as you can hate if Sarah says anything to you she's not
Who's gonna come in next oh my chat who's that oh my god
Oh my god no this that real shit come on take a shot she got a hickey sit down
I
Run neck is his name or runic, but I'm gonna keep you. I ain't even story. No, it is everybody keep me
I'm not stop stop stop all I had nothing game
The last person I held up had had that gel last on campus was a little
nappy headed. Oh
My god, nappy headed gat teeth
Black kid like you just he's black. He's black. No, no, no
That person said it off last year. Somebody got hit in the eye
They screamed out that was what I thought was kind what?
Not only have you been a disruptor to the streaming University campus
Right, right
You have been arrested before
I
First day I had to send you in this precinct for an hour. You got to understand. Yeah, let's say just me though
Listen for a hour
Then I'm seeing you work on a job that so if I maybe you fixed up
In in in the lesson there is food
I don't want to see it.
No, I got to.
I don't want to see it.
I'm going to be honest, Nick.
Somebody almost broke your PC.
Listen, I'll be honest, Nick.
You will be the first person to ever go to detention.
No, please.
Please.
You have the tension.
Right.
Look, I need to show you.
You have the tension.
No, please.
You have the tension in the library.
Oh, my God.
That means.
I need to start this.
That means your stream has to go down.
Damn.
And it has to say to commonly in detention,
Producers, can we please make sure that he's ruining it?
Oh my god.
The damn old screen that says he's going to detention.
But, Kai, I didn't even start this.
Fix the back as well, y'all.
I didn't even start this.
And Mr. Say, you are currently in detention.
Look what somebody did, bro.
No.
Look, look.
Listen, listen, I don't care.
This OK?
Who did that?
But is this OK?
Raphael.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
That was the get back.
So you saying this okay, you know, I'm not saying that's okay. I'm not saying it. Look behind you. I
Believe that's on your screen
I believe that's all your stream right now. Damn
Yeah
Let's see this
Listen, listen, okay
I know let's go look you up real quick. Oh
My god
Sock
Come on
Do you know puzzles? Yeah
Go to the library now. This is over. Yeah, I don't know why he even got it up
This is what you don't shit look like
Go to the library now. I want you to reflect, bro. It's Mike and
Licks on me. Go to your library. I'm a target, bro
Go to your library because of you go to the library
Do you know what a library is that? No
Oh, that's an energy show
So tell tell tell cb to look is right there tell cb to show point to you with the library
Please don't that DDG my come go to they've been putting it's on me. Listen. Listen. Sit there
Until
Four o'clock
What time is it?
Sit there till three thirty, please
three thirty, please
340 all right, I won't mess up no more anything go to the library for okay
I'm gonna head over there
Talk to you know for all right go over there. I'm DDG and my keep it. Okay. Listen. I don't know what to do
Listen, the next thing that's going to happen
Exist expulsion I'm telling you but look I can't control the licks being put
All right as long as I see it another you don't think show you I'm gonna see no, but you've been a problem
You've been a problem because of them
I'm retaliating.
Jack, yes, it's Runic.
So when he's free, everybody follow Runic.
Everybody follow Runic.
Follow Runic right now.
Everybody follow Runic right now, y'all.
What you gonna do about it?
Follow, wait, follow Runic right now, okay?
It's Runic Live.
Everybody, we're gonna watch Runic
when he leaves the tension.
When he leaves the tension,
and if everybody's to keep eyes on Runic,
if he messes up,
Lord it will be the first person expelled from streaming university.
Okay, please.
So everybody follow him, turn on notice and let me know.
Okay, I'm gonna be a good boy.
But Ron, go to the library.
You go to the library.
Call there, do 40.
I'll be over there.
Go.
Turn the next person to come in.
Turn the next person to come.
They fuckin' all the way.
Okay.
Shiasa.
Shiasa.
Check, Ron.
What's Ron doing?
Amazing amazing production. That's a W consequence. Everybody say W consequence. Yeah. Yeah
Chat I feel like hold on
Chat I feel like the um the monkey from Toy Story. What was it three the one that goes?
Like I have all the POVs. Chai you guys know that monkey where he's like
That's my favorite movie character ever bro
That's the best movie character of all time
Wait guys, what happened in rock stream, I don't even see Ron fuck you Jinxie like yo this kid does not give it a rest
He just did every chat
This kid does not give it a rest bro. I got you to everyone. This is Carson. I help him get his views and stuff up
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Everybody follow subscribe and like yeah
So, so what you want to know, I know I just want to tell you what does this mean?
I just want to tell you, I just want to tell you what what's happening.
I see it in dogs acting like you are the assistant principal. Listen, as assistant,
you told you ask and you shall. Guys, so as alumni number two, I said, I said,
I got you so I know all the secret you want the secret sauce I got all the answers I caught everybody skipping class and I even got the keys
I catch you doing it again
What you gonna do?
We're gonna put you in jail
Have a nice day. Get out expel get up. What do you mean put me in jail?
No, you will go you
Stop!
You've been so rude!
Yeah, you watch that man.
Okay, I'mma see you.
I'mma see you though.
I'mma see you.
Let me see what I said.
I see you at dinner.
Bye.
Bye everyone!
Bye guys!
Also, isn't that outfit clean?
Get the fuck out!
Bye guys!
Sinner is vaping?
Sinner vapes?
Matt!
I didn't take Sena as the vapor.
Chad, apparently I'm like the vape president, according to y'all, not even vape.
So I don't trust you, fuckers.
Sit down.
Chad, who's this?
It's summer, baby.
I
Don't need you want some vaccines. No matter fact I do not need
Any clips you guys don't notice a bird baby go ahead and follow him
He's a student of shim University suburb is the biggest trouble maker on the campus right now
What the fuck do you know how much time people have to tell me about you?
You'll be wanting hey, I ain't make no mess look at one egg
You can't even do nothing, but let me explain myself real quick, who knows?
I think he might have to say you did it for two hours.
We might have to say you did it for two hours.
Okay.
You tell me a couple of things I do at all.
You got arrested three times yesterday.
Okay, this guy seems funny as fuck, bro.
You threw me in jail.
Are you on the profile?
What is your objective on this campus?
Man, I'm in it, man.
I'm in it, man.
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
I'm in the school night with me man, I'm trying to turn these b**ch up man, I'm on game
I don't want to get into this school that just never did that work
Guys Ron didn't die
You can see Ron's dad help Ron. He's in Arkansas right now. How am I gonna help Ron?
Ron died. Okay, let's see. Ron died, right? Ron's dad. Yeah, he's walking.
I can't, you know, this chat is, uh, it's disgusting really. It's disgusting.
Okay, we're good. Okay, give me a little while, you do a little rowdy, but
you've been, you've been, you've been working in Grindelwald.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So, can I put my prison out for macaroni?
You want to?
I mean, it's fine.
me do what you want but don't be a disruptive how good they run from the
police truck have a good day we are be chappy up in here but it's a bit of a
coffee can't help me I'm forward to a game I guess I stitch what I think you
I'm so close to the next bitch.
Yeah.
Babe, hold it.
Remember what I said?
Next.
How's it going, dude?
Hey.
What's up girl from the boyfriend?
No, no, no, no, I'm literally out cuffed.
I would take any help.
I'm here to pick pooch.
She's going up on her own.
I did not pick pooch.
He asked me and I did not.
And you said yes.
I didn't say I was close to him.
I didn't know what to say.
Yeah.
What's up, though, Dina?
How you doing?
Agent Punk, good.
I caught you here.
You caught us in here together.
Why don't you come to the office?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'm pretty sure I would get frame mobs Jesus Christ
I
You some shirts that's free Palestine free Palestine, baby
We're good, that's it like you being hey keep being great. All right. All right, sir
It's what's on the chat sinners vaping
That's the shit is that we're sitting actually vapes sit as a vapor. Yeah. Yeah, hold on chat. I ain't gonna lie
Tom got a special surprise for y'all
So we got a special surprise for y'all, bro
Hold on hold on chat Tom got some pretty shit for y'all
Apparently told that they try to do something nice
Okay, and shop of fire
Shabba-ba, that's it, and that's just for you guys.
Okay?
Sina is vaping right now.
Alright, let's see.
You're not messy, right?
Let's get it together.
Me, get it together.
Let's get it together, right?
What?
Let's go, right?
No, no, sit the fuck down.
Why would you lie about someone vaping?
Oh wait, you guys do that to me every single day of my fucking life.
Every day of my life, bro.
out like no she she actually vapes what if you are a twitch subscriber you chat show me
a clip of it show me a clip of it I don't believe you yes Habibi chat what does
Jeff what does Habibi mean?
What does Habibi mean?
Yep, she deleted the clip
W sums W sums. Here it is. Here it is. If you want to go if you want to get free time
There's free time. Yeah, if you are a twin subscriber, you got you got something free. Okay, where this the clip it is
What's going on?
First, I don't know if you had something you want to talk about.
Vader's white.
Yeah, what a bitch.
Vader, stop telling me this.
I'm not watching this.
I have not slept today.
You could watch my body.
I even had to put a hat on.
What's going on? Why are you not sleeping?
No, listen, it was an elephant in my room.
What?
That's an elephant.
You did.
Did we have a clip of that?
Please.
Well, listen to elephant.
You had a little elephant.
It was an elephant of a nigga.
It was a real-life elephant in my room again.
An animal.
No, like a war is like a whale like a whale in a rhino fight. You have a clip to this?
It's it's it's up there. I didn't I thought anybody
So we're about to hit 90,000 subs y'all we're about to hit 90,000 subs
W Chen clap it up in the meantime
You know I told him I'll chat what is Shopify is giving me free toys like with um subscribe teaching
What is he teaching guys? What's his class?
You know that Japanese company that went out of business? They were the best in the world?
No, I think I went out of business with the best.
Gooning! Yeah, okay.
I'm sure Ludwig's teaching a class on gooning.
How to lark.
How to chud. Goononomics.
Guys, what is Ludwig's fucking class?
What is his class?
why didn't you go bro again dude this is happening in the world cup guys this is in the world
cup guys I'm going to streamer games though in like two weeks literally somebody said
Fuck the world cup. Okay. That's the most insane. Yo, you take that back right now. You take that shit back right now
You take that shit back right now
The other room, please I promise you I can't last another day. Okay. Thank you for telling me is that it I
Do have to put he had a student hit me with I think people because they see my character really think I am
Poo-Dee had people throw water balloons at him.
Right.
I did not know and I physically got into it with him.
No, apparently got into it with him.
Okay, I got no argument because they see my carrot.
Okay.
And is that all?
See, you said Poo-Dee, right?
Poo-Dee got it.
Poo-Dee's a big trouble.
They said a sinner was smoking a vape in their room.
Oh, a day to see that balloon that you were using.
I thought you were controlling about
Tokyo Keys yesterday.
Okay.
Flocko was going into the police room
still and shit okay you got I got videos of that too you need to see that okay
silky is check now every girl okay being sin is vaping right now sin is
vaping right now say voila I can't pull it up but it's red for this but it's
spam refreshing might think rashed sin is actually a vapor sorry I'm sorry guys
I don't see a fucking vape. There's no vape. I have my fart my my shit smell like rainbows and skittles. We're okay
What the hell?
I have gloves me at 4 p.m. Apparently I gotta do
um well that's not a debate bro job what is Ludwig actually teaching what is he
teaching bro what is love with action teaching is my father wanted to you do
not do any dumb shit out you did not you had this
It's from my room. It's from my room when it requests.
Okay. Let me see it.
You got more?
What the fuck?
I, I, I promise you, I'm not gonna sleep in the living room.
We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna figure it out.
Don't worry about it.
I think I got, I think I got an idea for you.
Don't worry about it.
All right, back.
Come on.
Put it in my camera.
Got a quote.
I have never, ever.
No, okay.
Why you quit it because he says to rally it's too what his camera man is wet
Poo-dee now you have started no
I'm a day on my campus Jason is in an ambulance
Jason's an ambulance
I don't understand why you would come in the chat and say Jason's in an ambulance like this isn't even something to joke about bro
a gang
Started on my campus. All right next one go ahead. Thanks. So
My thing was clickbait and trolling right and one of the things I want to do with that will start a game as a black person
You know people think gangs are always negative. There's some positivity in games
That was my idea to show that that was black people could start positive gangs. However
However, things got out of control.
We did what we had to do when we came back.
You had a ruler says, no water inside.
Agent started throwing water inside.
Doug was doing all type of problems.
Doug over there started fighting somebody.
Doug posted on Instagram saying that there is a party tonight,
a streamer university party tonight hosted by Doug.
That's not even hosted by him.
So like everybody's putting all this shit on me.
And I feel bad because with that accountability,
Lacey fell down a staircase and broke his neck, Jengzee.
I just like it.
Yo, this is what, guys, are you guys fucking psychotic
legitimately?
Are you psychotic?
Bro, none of this shit happened.
Stop.
You're getting the tattoo at Runic?
No, no, not the-
Yeah, he getting the tattoo at Runic.
Not the black Mexican, I think?
You getting the tattoo at Runic, and this happens
when you're getting the tattoo back at him.
goes down, this happens in your detention. And if you do poo that you was cleaning,
it's just your warning. Start with the gangs, don't do one of the class that was
widely like that, calm it down. Tomorrow, tomorrow, I have something very important to say,
last, very important. Special message, by the way, I've been out mingling with everybody.
I've been mingling, talking to everybody. People just trying to get clicked up. No.
I love puzzles. Yes. She hasn't left for dorm. And she said she has an eight since before she came
not that it's anybody's fault but I'm saying I don't know if maybe she's
feeling like some social pressure okay I'm okay I told her I promise her I got
it and I will tell you bring this exact piece I would love to is there any perks
with it yeah this isn't good we probably took away the attention to be make sure
she's okay okay listen I'll start between me Marlon is goonie well Marlon's
Gooting, so I'm a little carol. Okay. I just said this chat is I mentioned
Marlin is not good. Why would you say that?
Why would I pull it up?
So I'm going on list. I'm gonna write you up for that
If I see that class happen, you're gonna kick you out the campus. I thought it was
Yeah, all right. Have a nice day. I'm gonna bring her the food off. Okay, bet. I'm gonna let you know
Not a root. She's seeing three here. She's seeing three. Oh
I
Take care of it. Don't worry. Yeah, I'm gonna see what you're doing. She should be in the lobby right now
Okay
Also, the internet is getting updated every single classroom so
You made it in five. Bro, this is my chest dream.
Okay, listen, sit down.
You started off a little rough. I was actually thinking about expelling you.
What me?
I was actually thinking about putting you in detention.
What?
This would be all your shit if you go into detention.
I'm not even gonna go into detention.
I was actually thinking about just making it chill with that. I don't know.
You just...
I'm good at screen content. I'm with the...
And you could call Kyle right now.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, listen.
Chad, this is silky. This is silky.
Chad's got a gun on her back.
you right here. Everybody
follows Silk. You just see
what you got going on.
Okay. Oh, listen. Listen.
Yeah.
He was on my bad side.
Okay.
And what do I do to get on your
bizarre and it's revealed that
I put you on the uh, the state
Jay shock raising right now.
Let me see.
Oh my God. Jay shock is raising.
I'm coming in. I think she will be compatible.
I think that would be perfect.
Oh, the thing is, a couple of people ask me.
The thing is, the thing is, what was the thing?
No, a couple of people ask me and I said no to everybody.
Except me.
Except me.
Great minds to go out.
J-Shock is rizzing?
We opened.
You guys were lying.
That was for you.
No, that was for me.
You were lying.
I thought you were being open.
I am open.
That's your girl, that's your girl.
That's not my girl.
You respect it.
J-Shock should have a no luck hand-chink right now.
Really?
If you know you know.
You play tennis?
Why are you saying that?
And like, like, smoking all day.
You listen to me?
Yeah, man.
You want to talk to me?
I'm talking to the loud loud.
Come on, you can hit it.
You play tennis?
I used to.
You used to do it too.
I'm talking to you, baby.
Ah!
Yeah.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm there.
I'm a keep pile. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hi, guys. Say you swear to God this is real.
So nice to meet you, sir. How are you doing?
Good. How are you? What time is it?
Oh, my God, I love him so much. Oh, my God.
Is that a rich and good chocolate?
Chocolate. Chocolate. I have a chocolate.
I think so. Oh, my God.
Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
Oh, Lee. Shit.
Opportunity. Thank you for the gifts, bro.
Yes, sir. I appreciate you.
Are you ready? Are you ready to go crazy?
Very excited, ready to get some luck in.
Ready to meet new people, collaborations.
I'm ready to shock the world.
All right, come on. I heard your story, man.
Yes, sir.
I heard your story. Go crazy.
Yes, sir. Thank you.
Just pure aura, bro.
High-vives. Nice find, kid.
Nice find, high-vives.
You know, I look gay, dude.
No, I look gay, like...
I look gay or straight.
Nobody is in that game.
I don't know man. I don't gay
You was like this a little bit of shit like this like you was looking mad crazy
So, yeah, I think if we if we went to New York, mm-hmm do a primal I showed
support
Okay, you will get a lot more niggas numbers than I will because your child. No because you look like you know
Personally, you got like blow up balloons like I know it's a go-to S.C.P.D.
Like you got random like objects that's like magic big and and we're like Ron is in the back of a cop car
Right now
Okay, let's check it out
Who belongs in my class
Who actually belongs in my class
Are you in my class little miss, ma'am?
Are you in my class?
I don't understand
Jinxies fan
I don't understand guys
What
Fix the connection y'all can't go live
Some mornings. I was great. Well, they turn it orange
He do something about that
I'm on it. It's literally priority. You sure? Yeah, your roommates give it to you. For what?
Because he keeps snoring and you're not getting a sleep.
And that's they're not getting a sleep. So he couldn't come to class, right? Let me tell you what he did. He stayed outside at 5 a.m.
I woke him up for boot camp in class. He didn't want to get up. So he tried to get out snoring to not let him know.
He was out here not on, not in our dorms and a whole nother dorm, doubles and other people dorms all night.
He came back to the room at 6 a.m. I'll play that shit get up for class
We could be out all night get up for class don't blame it on my snore
But yeah, I'll be gonna see see that box on the side of you
Band the guy that said bro cost nine Alexa
Hell no
Yeah
I don't understand, but stop up y'all please.
I'm new to this.
What's your twitch?
Pudgy16 on Twitch.
Pudgy16 on Twitch, y'all.
Everybody go there right now.
Pudgy16, yep, they got a pin right here.
Pudgy16, follow him and see if he scores tonight.
Please don't try to score, bro.
Okay, please try to be a good roommate.
He won it in the entire box.
In that box, Kai has, there's probably 30,000 calories in that box.
Alright bro, there's like 25 pieces of bread in there.
NEXT!
He don't know, high-fives, how do you keep finding these high-fives?
Great find, kid.
Okay, Max's facial expression just sent me.
I
Whole do not piss this guy off bro. Do not piss this guy off bro. He'll do shit for you. I don't like it now
I have it. I'm irritated because why you want to talk about what we're not doing right?
But you ain't done right either. I'm insured that I got the worst Wi-Fi on campus. We're upgrading it. You is yes
Today after today, it should be smooth sailing on both my life. You too. Yeah
Ron, Ron is crying.
Ron's crying.
Nope, he's literally fine.
Ron's literally fine, you psycho.
What clip?
What a clip, y'all.
What's that?
Go ahead and post it one more time,
post a clip.
There is none.
Post the clip, y'all.
You make a shit out of it.
Hold on.
Where's the clip?
Why keep it spit?
Dale, take, oh, you ain't got the free laptop.
I should take that shit too, but it's okay
because I got one coming, so I don't want to ruin my blessing.
Oh, he bought this, man, fuck outta here, no.
I'm taking this shit, no.
Oh, this nigga bought a little flat suit.
That's mine, you know, if I let him keep that.
Everything else, oh, I think I'm gonna have to take.
Y'all see a no?
Fine.
Are you sure?
Look at the way, look at the time back, he got it.
All right, come on.
Put it back, I'll get it back.
Okay, you did put it back.
See, I'm changing the way.
Okay, what you did to the stuff.
I'm gonna finish it with your lane.
I'll put it back. I'll change my way.
You did put it back, but you have to have your shot corrected. Okay?
So there's no consequence with that.
Chad, what the fuck?
See, if you can't hide it from us, you're all shot.
Yeah?
Don't hide it from us.
It's fucking hard, dude.
That was wrong, sir.
I shouldn't have even went in his room and took the bag.
So I don't even know why I did that.
That's on me.
No, no.
That's all I got to hear.
I know.
I know.
Because we can go ahead and try.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No.
No, leave.
No.
No.
I don't want to do it.
I want to forget
You said she
Okay
All right, you're good. Okay. Have a nice day. We're gonna try make sure the wife finds good stuff like that
You will they know made you trouble, but yeah, have a nice day
All right, enjoy the food party and I'm gonna go work around this mother fucker. Enjoy the food party at night. Okay
Oh, get out.
Send the next one in.
Chetch, we keep watching her push for ultimate champ.
I'm kind of invested.
I'm not going to lie.
I can't I don't I can't stop watching this.
I don't know why.
What's going on?
No, no, no.
What about what you figure?
Pull, pull, pull, pull.
What's going on?
What's up?
Yeah, I streamed our one live.
I don't know if I'm running shit.
Well, um, first of all, okay, I must, oh yeah, I definitely called you in because you're pushing 50.
You're asking, spreading the word on just like,
what?
Who?
24.
I see the clip. Listen, I'm gonna go ahead and something like this. Accountability first.
What happened? Well, what happened? I've seen a view of you spending rumors on parties.
I'm hungry.
Okay, go ahead. Let me hear it. Come on. Let me hear it.
Well, sometimes I may state things in the midst of the moment,
possibly talking, and I might embellish that one situation at that time.
Okay, I don't know. We might have some clips right here. Any clips of her?
I see the clip of you talking about the party. You have to cut that out. Honestly, that's not what we're doing here.
Okay, we don't do no parties here, right?
My classes today. I'm actually okay. That's good. Yeah, that's the thing about it
It's not show up to my class and I do it. I got it. It doesn't kiss well
All your bad somebody you did you know, it's just a conversation. Did I send it? Did I send the Gordon? No
So what I'm actually doing I'm trying to
Put the word in the ear, but you for me like I'm still here
We don't get you
I don't know what's happening. Listen. No, you're not in that bunch of trouble
I'm just letting you know chat so that you don't you understand the consequences when why every time
There's a female on the stream that comes into the camera. You guys go. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, she oh she whoa
Yo chat at professional bill. All right. Oh
At professional bro
Wow, yeah, moving too quick
I
Have a nice day
I
It is fun because I have like everybody's POVs, okay?
Like I could just tap it have a nice day
Okay, later, to the next one in.
By the way, chat, unrelated to Streamer University,
where the fuck is Onepixel, bro?
Yo, it's been a month, Onepixel, let's go.
I, Onepixel, I watch you stream every fucking morning
before I stream, where the fuck are you at, Onepixel?
I didn't forget, where's the app?
Where's he at, bro?
This motherfucker took a month off my ass.
One told me to my face.
He was not gonna do another long ass break.
A month?
I'm having fun.
The wife are not working, but we still pushing.
Okay, yeah, we're trying, we're trying, we're trying,
we're trying, we're trying, we're trying, that's it.
Yeah, it's still good.
It's still good, it's still good.
Listen, somebody said,
somebody said, One pixel, six months, reducer, 07.
Yo, bro, it better not be a fucking six months reducer.
Scott, for One's OG actual supporters,
what is the longest you ever went without streaming?
Probably like what, two months?
It was good, very good.
Oh, I think you said, I think you said,
I think you said, I think you pronounced camera
in a different way.
But you've been going to all your classes?
Yeah, I missed that.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I missed it in the car,
but I need to give me a little sticky note.
Let me see your bag.
For what?
Let me see it.
For what?
Let me see it.
Make it snitch it.
Let me see it.
Oh, you got rats in the campus?
Let me see it.
You got rats in campus?
It's my equipment's in there, bro.
Nine.
You got rats in the campus, bro.
You want me to make it fast-pride?
Can I get that spray?
No, that's not a real one.
That's an exception.
Chad, stop!
Stop with these fucking emotes!
Nick's snitching, bro.
Nick says you got rats in campus, Mutt.
You got rats.
Oh, you guys, you don't have anything in there.
I don't have nothing in there.
Nick is snitching for no reason.
Why do you have my body for?
Rom confessed his feelings to a bird.
Yo, bro, what the fuck?
Why would I care?
That's great.
I don't want to see you in no trouble, right?
I don't want to see you in no trouble.
Okay, we got this conversation.
Enjoy the poop party at nine.
Nine?
Yes.
I'm not gonna be in no trouble.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
You got a gun here?
That's evidence.
That's evidence of going to the SCPD.
Who belongs to those?
That's dogs.
That's also evidence.
All right, all right.
Get out.
My bad, bro.
I'm a great student.
Shout out to the fucking building.
W Shaz, y'all.
Um, this is a clip of me in the news.
I was just persuading the school, you know?
I was like, I got persuaded.
The news?
Yeah, yeah.
You got news?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The news.
The real news?
Yeah.
Like the real news?
Yeah, like my fox.
OK.
All right.
Have a nice day.
Thanks for the police.
Thanks for the police.
Thanks for the police.
You're the siren?
The news came off?
Me off in the bottom.
Jeff, find that news clip, please.
Please the news came by
Who's
Chattos this
Come come here. Somebody suck it right here. Somebody sit on that too sit down. Yeah
Plastic about six. Yeah, whatever
Yeah, why are you?
I came out the party
Yeah
Yeah, okay
Yeah, yeah, no suck my dick suck my dick suck my dick
Right here
What's going on?
You might be at risk of not playing though
No, that's Elvis L listen you on the chair
Listen, yeah, I ain't really been wild about it. She didn't do it. Uh, didn't audition and stuff like that
Yeah, it will be below you. I may we stay bomb we living out today. Oh, I hope yeah
You guys want to watch Ludwig's class or Kai's tree? We are going to fail at streamers. I
Did the math on last year's streamer 2025 invites?
Here's the chart now. I'm gonna break down the sharpies the dumbbell chart
These black dots are where they were at before streamer you 2025 April 2025 that was their average
I
May see I go don't wallow
Fries
Whoa, whoa, I'm green finance keep harassing
Who who who I see one of them are coming who?
Maybe I gave you
I
I got you.
Are you able to meet a class chat?
Nets!
Hey, y'all gotta pin it faster to click.
Ron is smoking weeds.
No, he's not.
This is Davion TV.
Hello.
Pin Davion TV.
They came in here.
They said, you look like you about to mic rocks
and bend your head on metal walls.
I was.
Marty and Ring, they hit me with Orbeez.
They hit me with a hundred R-beads.
We need to...
Suspended.
Hey, what else?
What else is going on?
Oh, one of my pretty hit on me.
A hit?
Ron is giving birth on stream.
Ah, he's literally not.
focusing class.
This is a strange shit, but it's contentious shit.
You know I ain't gonna have motivation to be dead ass.
Motivation shit is not, you can't rely on motivation.
Dead ass is just, you gotta rely on discipline.
And routine, you gotta do shit every fucking day,
for weeks, months on end, and it's gonna be a habit.
You gotta build habits.
You're not gonna have, there could be much,
you don't have motivation, you still gotta try
to put the strength, go on, you can't do it without
no motivation, you know what I'm saying?
Am I not right?
Wrong.
He's right.
He's right.
Oh, another classmate.
How the hell he-
I'm sorry if I have to-
Lady, ladies, fuck!
If I near-
There's a emotional-
Lady!
There's a emotional-
Come on!
Get in there, lady.
Get in there, lady.
Get in there, lady.
There's a emotional-
There's a emotional-
It's lady, a lady.
It's lady, lady, lady.
It's a hard to think of.
Lady.
I know lost.
It's lady, lady, lady, lady.
You didn't even get my class yesterday.
Yes, I did.
Never show up late to class, bro.
This is out at this point.
No, actually, lady.
I'm gonna-
I couldn't get you, just make them,
else became my authority.
No, there's a-
I feel like Ludwig could actually be a good ass teacher like I'm not gonna lie I feel like Ludwig on that like last year agent was a great teacher
I feel like Ludwig would unironically be an incredible ass teacher, bro dead ass
Ludwig's a smart guy
A sapper when he cheated Tyler one out of that fighting game tournament
Bro, why is this not do my twitches so fucking buggy chat. Oh my god, it's annoying. Maybe it's because I have much tabs
This one works. Hold up. I feel like love it would be a good teacher, bro.
If you're writing down on your phone, I want you to write these down physically, okay?
This? I have it. I didn't bring it with me. Actually, I fucked up with my phone.
I was giving actual stream advice.
down to 2018. I literally have the piece of paper in my dorm room. God, I used to
got to it was 2,000 cells, a hundred K ball. Bro, I used to literally write down
my goals, bro. I need to do that again. I stopped doing that. I swear to God, bro.
It's like scientifically proven. If you write stuff down, you're more likely to
do it. It's here realizing your goals by writing them out, putting them in the
universe. Okay. And I want to see your goals. I'll reply to all of them. That's
part of your homework. Guys, this is actual teaching session. We should watch this.
Motivation is fleeting. Discipline, okay, is what will help you be a successful whatever
you want to be in the future and goals can help you be accountable. Okay, make the goals
achievable but also something that you're shooting for. Next up, we're going to talk
about schedule. Alright, this is important. When I first went full-time streaming, I did
what probably a lot of you may be doing right now. I went live. When I woke up, I went to
bed when I was tired, I woke up whenever I woke up. And I sort of did it on repeat,
but you probably have recognized, maybe some of you who have started full-time streaming
from a regular job, schedule kind of helps. It helps make sure you wake up at similar
times, get similar sunlight, you eat correctly, you're working out correctly. And I don't
think people think enough about streamer schedules, they just think about, what can I
how long can I be live?
And I think a lot of you right now,
who's doing 24 seven here?
No way!
Now this is fine, look, it's streamer you,
it's a rare event, you're capitalizing on it, okay?
But let's get a good schedule when we get back.
I'm gonna tell you at least my ideal schedules,
when I try to do day to day, at least when I go live,
I wake up 9.30, the first thing I do,
first four hours of my day, it's meetings,
I do some podcasts, I eat, write,
I do like at least, you know, 5K steps,
it's just starting my day off, okay?
Next up, 1 p.m. This is probably one of the most important parts of my day. It's meet time.
I'm looking at people's streams. I'm ideating what I'm going to do on stream that day.
That's it. I got nothing else in the play. It's eat, ideate.
I watch Twitch. That's it.
4 p.m. Usually about when I go live.
I don't go live for more than $4 to $6.
And we're going to talk about that in a little bit why.
And why that's a good amount of time for you guys to go live for.
But I'll do whatever segments I'd come up with in my ideation process.
And then decompress.
Great teacher, bro.
He dinner, chill.
And then I try to get a similar bedtime every day.
This is good.
Bro, it's not even just a blind to like streaming, but what he just said
about watching other people do something that you want to do, whether
it's a sport or a certain job, like learning from people is the best way to learn.
But you can actually learn so much stuff just from watching other people and
having an open mind.
I think a lot of you guys don't want to take days off.
I think a lot of you guys feel this poll to keep going.
You are human.
You are fallible.
Give yourself the best opportunity to succeed in five years.
People underestimate what they can do in five years.
They overestimate what they can do.
Dude, that was the biggest breakthrough for me in terms of like something to help
me with my mindset is like, you don't want to achieve all of your goals overnight
or in a week or even in a month.
Because then what happens is when you obviously don't get there because Rome
wasn't built in a night, once you obviously don't reach that,
you give up, right?
But if you start to look long-term and really stretch it out,
you don't care because you're like, I'm building towards something in five years
for 10 years, rather than I'm building towards something in five days.
You know,
they become rotted individuals.
All right.
I think experience will be good at this level, makes you a better streamer,
makes you a more well-rounded person.
This also matters.
Uh, do we have a question on that?
Somebody say, matter?
All right, guys, hold up.
That's a good question.
Did I take days off when I was making a big?
OK, look, it's true that when the number is going up,
it is really exciting to ride that wave
and do as much as you can to keep it going.
It's like what you guys are doing currently
with Streamer University.
I got to go live every day.
OK, that's fine.
I think it's OK for short periods of time to do that,
but make it a short period of time.
Recognize, hey, I'm catching this wave,
I'm gonna take some time for myself after, all right,
to catch up on the life that I haven't been leading
because I've been so focused on work.
It's really easy for streamers to fall on the trap.
You know the trope of like the working husband,
barely knows his wife, barely knows his kids,
works every day.
Streamers do that to themselves all the time.
So many streamers have amazing relationships online,
offline, they barely talk to the people they stream with.
They have no personality.
They give everything to their creation
And then they're a hustler themselves.
In 10 years you will be hearing about them.
I promise you that.
What do you mean me?
I have a good personal life, dude.
I took my mom out to practice this morning.
I have a good personal life.
I live with my whole family.
Who you're streaming goats are.
Now for this specifically, all right,
it is important for you to study
what you are passionate about, okay?
You cannot be a streamer if you do not watch streams.
It just doesn't work.
You're just not, you're not, you don't actually care about the medium.
Maybe you just like, yeah, that's show it, maybe like that.
You'll just never be successful.
If those are your reasons you have to truly love streaming to be a big streamer.
Chad, my favorite streamer was a Delor.
I like, when I was in fortnight, my favorite streamer was Delor.
Okay.
And Hamlin, if you are doing sports, don't put down, you know,
Jeffrey star as your goat or whatever, try to make it somebody who is in the
same sphere as you.
All right.
So for example, look, everyone knows Anthony Edwards.
All right, Anthony Edwards often says he's inspired by KBKB.
Talked to him in an interview, he says he's inspired by Kobe.
Kobe, obviously inspired by Michael Jordan.
Anthony Edwards is so fucking tough, man.
Dude, remember when he's talking to Obama,
and he's like, I'm him.
To be the playboy, the center of the show, there's a Giants.
Respect these Giants.
Study your goats.
I'm going to give you a few examples of people
who I like right now.
Joe Bart!
Joe Bart!
When I ask you to write down these ghosts for this homerun,
I want you to write down three people about their content you find so
alluring. So I'm gonna give you examples so you can do this easier. Joe Bart,
King of Content Funnel, we'll talk. I watch Joe literally every night and
every morning for the last three months. I'm not kidding. It's bad.
It's like an addiction. I'm literally looking for new videos that I don't
watch. Really enjoy, right? Especially because there's such like a Mr.
a visa-fication, you know, of like big grand events
or whatever, people like authenticity,
a friend group who are actual real life friends,
can't get much better than that.
And then Katie B, she's funnier than I'll ever be.
So honestly, I'll watch funny people
to hopefully pick up a thing or two.
So that's an example of a few goats.
I need you guys for your homework.
All right, this is it, your homework today.
Write down your three goals, it could be three or more.
What do you just say?
Is that Lacey?
Yeah.
Yeah, I get it like the vibes.
You get it like the vibes.
I like the vibes.
Can you, can you go out yell them
and tell them to go see Dean Sinai on my behalf?
Oh my.
Right now, they're going to yell.
Hey Lacey, Dean Sinai right now.
Truly uncalled.
I'm not playing.
Truly uncalled.
I'm not playing.
You are, you are 30 minutes late to class.
I'm not even in this class.
That ain't good for you.
That's even a better reason.
Dean Sinai.
You said you didn't know.
You had a poker nose.
Get out of here.
Don't worry about it.
Alright, what the fuck?
Let's get out of here fucking the fuck out of here.
Alright, who the fuck is that?
Alright, hold on there.
Alright, homework!
Guys, back to your homework.
Alright, there's three things. I'm only checking for tips.
That one's like a con, Tim.
And your goals, at least three for the end of the year.
I need you to think about the schedule.
I don't need to see what your schedule is, but start thinking of an ideal schedule.
And then finally, write down your three goats and why they are your goats.
you admire about them.
And I want to just actually take a few right now.
Does anyone have some goals that I'd share with the class?
All right, please.
What's the goal?
Uh, like, you know, my imposter syndrome,
because I just wrote with that little book?
Luke's your imposter syndrome.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
It's going to be my compter.
OK.
So how about we?
Oh, no.
Ooh.
Oh, no.
Sean!
Oh, no.
Someone's phone is on?
I'll let us slide.
I think Bonnie, a good way to phrase goals are things
you can make actions on, right?
So losing imposter syndrome is hard,
because it's a little open-ended.
So maybe write down things you appreciate about yourself
every day, like building confidence in ways
that you can make tangible actions towards,
as opposed to hurting yourself in your own goal.
In your own goal, you've labeled that you
have imposter syndrome. But if we were to make our goal, hey, I'm going to say like,
you know, things I appreciate about myself and the world and the friends that I have
in my life, then that works towards your goal without phrasing your goal in a negative way.
Any other goals?
Where I'm going to go around to get about time to come back, what you got?
Oh, to lose weight.
To lose weight? Why do I lose weight?
Because I'm fat.
Now, are you saying you're fat or do you feel bad when you walk around?
Are people calling you fat to check all you fat?
What's going on in kind string?
Bro, I was lying here.
Go to the library.
I just love puzzles in there.
You're only in detention until four o'clock.
30 minutes maximum attention. It's Dave like that. Okay, cool. But I got a couple of more.
Okay, talk to me. But a basketball team. But
probably not went up on that team. I'm gonna keep it a lot. No D like for food.
Well, you got you see that chubby nigga. Pregi break away 4050 pound.
Okay, Max. That's what I think about it. But I don't know. And it's not it's not
do not interrupt them today though. Go to your club. I'm not really think about that.
I'm gonna go to my okay. No, but an attention that you got your club right after you you got a hold
You good go
Go to library for all the coming to over there, right? I for you good
I think I just left her the one she wants somebody to play this way. All right, go
He's out of here 30 minutes
next
Can't back up rolling free diva
Custom that I was
Come on here
How do you book yeah
17
I was
On my balls
That's my clothes for tomorrow. Yes, listen
No, it's my clothes
Yo, listen, what club are you in?
You had a lot of care, right?
You know
What?
Everybody tagged
Those stuff right now
All right, back here we go everybody follow those all right now chat. He's a youngest
He's the youngest right here
Everybody follow bills all bills on listening at all. You have to listen. Okay. Let me see
What do you feel your activity? Go your activity?
Everybody follow bills all this is bills all oh say wait
Say yes, say wait, let me see your follows coming
Let me see they show you love bill. So
It's the youngest
But you have to calm down though. We have you on you be wallet
You do
Everybody follows not bill so bro. Generally. Okay, just calm down
Be safe, okay
Okay, yeah, this is gonna hold some brown wait
Da-da-da-da
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Can I can I do an explanation what you said if we find any spirit is hidden you try to hide in your nose
No, it's not it's right here
It's right here. Have a nice day bills up
You know I don't understand the sprites things are they like collectibles, but they're in the games like I don't I don't understand
What it is it's like a backpack, but it's like a it's like a what is it?
What is I don't know what it is bro
I'm just saying come on rock in the beginning
Little rocky. Yes, but you know what you got a lot better. Wait, wait, wait, wait, like my VR
No, no rocky as in like you start off bad. That's bad student. He was on my radar very heavy
Wait, what is it?
So it's a lot better
Anybody come here and take accountability though
What did I do that was bad though?
Bro, I've been making sure people wasn't doing anything else.
Bro, I'm actually coming in here to let you know I can be your personal snitch.
I know some shit.
Okay, so would you take paper and write?
Where you at?
Get up!
Get up!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What are you talking about?
It's the car, hey buddy!
What'd I do?
No, you won't get it!
Do you know the amount of shit these kids got me going through?
Okay, hold on.
Look what we had to confiscate.
Look at this.
Look, look, look!
Who's home?
Ping ball, right?
We gotta go get that.
That's now.
That's us.
Let me see what's in here.
Chubs and fam.
No, we got water and water.
Water's in here.
Water's in here.
Water's in here.
Water's in here.
Water's in here.
Water's in here.
Wait, strawberries, what's up, chat?
Hey, chat, we ain't fucking around.
We ain't playing with none of these things.
We can't chase women, chase the niggas,
that's what we want in them, fool you them, fool you them.
Yeah, okay, let me know what's going on, y'all.
Woo, what's going on, man?
We've been working on it for 20 seconds.
Now it was in there for 20 seconds.
So first of all, I wanna let you guys know, okay?
I found,
Bandana's up, I just found out.
Gang members, Green Goblin gang.
Who the owner?
Green Goblin gang.
Foodie?
No, I think Foodie could,
Remember he had the green stuff in this. Oh, yeah, but then it was a girl out there
Hey, look now she's happy. She has a hoodie
It's a double agent. He a professor
Orientation that he was gonna be negative look also look I got some I don't I wish I'd a zip lock this bag and put it into the
Gel blaster. Okay. I got another water gun
Emblem so I'll give it in my office and I'm gonna job it on today. So look what I'll tell you talk to me
We got some special today. So what some special?
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ready?
I'm sorry.
The SUPD most warlin' is coming out today.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Oh, my God.
So I have my message on that.
What?
Oh, my God.
I got some things.
Now look, pin, pin, pin, pin, pin them, switch please.
This is SUPD.
Pin, pin them, switch.
Pin them, switch, and be pinned right now.
If you want to follow everything,
SUPD or the criminals, the police department, follow them.
Go ahead.
So look, we got the most warlin' coming out today.
Obviously, we need to help other people.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I sent over the clips you all seen.
Yeah, yes, turn it all back to the SGPD and myself.
I repeat, everybody who's online police department
sent all the back clips to SGPD.
You see what I got going on here?
Yeah, I like this one here.
You talking about this?
Do you love this in the station?
I'm saying it.
And we found some information today.
What?
What?
What?
They say they're in a pool party.
Pool party at 9.
That's school approved.
Oh, it is?
Yes.
Anything that's not scheduled.
Anything that's not above that, outside the time,
like 9 to like 10 or 8.
I thought of that is not it, but it's cool. Oh, I didn't put my today. Okay. Yes. Okay
Yo, it's a night. I need another raid on anything
That's my head. It on this would probably be like the most fun job. I'm gonna be honest, bro
Like dude, this this looks fun
I'm asking students from SCPD. That shit looks fun, bro
I
How y'all doing I'm safe the officer fear and I'm safe the officer Chubs Dean Snack
We're fucking around we'll play around with these motherfuckers if you act up
We get packed up. That's a fact and if y'all saw we have side to come on baby. So plan also
To the students to the student. Hey listen get to your fucking girl
Y'all some bitch-ass niggas bitch-ass hey we keep catching fuck because y'all
you
you
you
you
you
I
Jinxy hate from Latvia first message
Yo, I don't understand bro
Yeah, wait his dream is in the tension. Yes. Yeah, I want to say W detention W rules
Everybody say W detention
it. It's still detention. If he he gets out for no, he gets out. He gets out of 20. Can you come tomorrow? No, he has to stay in line with no one with nothing.
All right. Um, that's about it. Okay, so I'm not trouble. No, have a good day. You're not expecting surviving days. One of the nicks was right now. Okay. Yes, be safe. Okay. Don't do anything bad and always put the students to do good. Okay. And also, is it possible? I just wanted to have a party, but it's
But the pool party at 9 p.m. No private party you to enter it's five gifts in for sections is 10
Is it a lot of people?
It's just it's a small get-together. It's get-togethers are good. Get together. Good large large large parties
Are not together are okay about 40
About what
I
Not
Jim see Rob is walking. Oh, thanks for telling me that I got some thanks for telling me wrong walking
I got her picture she's from Jesse. What the fuck? That's Zuri
I knew this and she told me she snuck up on here for those guy.
You want me to play it?
Yep.
This way.
Where are you going?
So how'd you get all the emphasis?
How'd you stay there?
Guys, stay there.
That's not me.
That's all I'm gonna say.
But, I'm gonna see what I can do.
I don't really have that much power.
Jinxie, Ron is breathing.
Thanks for letting me know, bro.
You're gonna figure it out.
So just hang around like stay close by.
So just hang around like stay close by, okay?
With this boy.
When this happens?
So how do you get on here?
How do they know it's security?
The security?
I told them and he said bye.
But now I got my face, the face, okay.
You all got your face.
Keep that, send it to my phone.
He said bye when I tried to tell him.
He said get on my face.
Who?
The security, they've been so mean to me, Kai.
Like who?
The big guy.
Cutty?
All of them, yeah.
They been telling me bye, move.
And I'm like, what did I do?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Um, you haven't been in this update, you know what I'm saying?
No, I haven't, I've been good.
Yeah, you've been good.
I'm not mad at anything you did, and I know why I've been looking for it.
Jinxie, Marlon is eating.
Yo, bro, what, like, I'm not your, like, updater guy, bro.
Yo, if Marlon wipes his ass, are you gonna inform me?
Bro, I don't need to know that.
Marlon's eating, thanks for telling me, man.
Yo, if Marlon farts, you let me know, bro.
I'll be the first one.
Everything's good and everything on the show. I'll put an exchange of stuff in the documents right now
SCPD is about to go around but I want to put on this stuff. I'll leave now that I want to this right?
No, I didn't do anything. I promise you everybody been doing stuff. I've been good
Bet you know that's I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm not doing that because I'm not trying to get in detention or expel
Okay, I want to be in good standing. Jinxie is drunk here. We go with the
Propaganda this is coffee and water like this is all I drink 97% of the time
I got drunk one time in the last month actually drunk
Spain scored Skype the World Cup is in three days shut up
They told me the insurance company they said no get up. Oh, but actually why you are here?
Yeah, there's like two people three people
Well, so they're good. Yeah, uh,
Gio, uh, and that's not it.
Yo, why are you out of mobs?
Okay, but I bet, um, come after them so we can start.
All right, so to come in, uh, anybody.
Yeah.
I didn't call you in here.
We'll talk about the bullying situation
I got exposed
My office will schedule a meeting when I ever use my office. They start mine. Okay
Chad does what Chad wants he corrected him
the janitor's
Spade me with semi-click the janitor spade me with hard spray. Okay. Listen, and I apologize to them. Okay. We're cool now your brother's cool
I love him
What's the name Chris Chris is cool Chris? Okay, so
In order of like a little accommodation, right? I'm what I want to I want to give you an opportunity. Oh boy
You
Right on the face is kind of crazy crazy from people that work here
Listen these and that I'm trying to make a name for myself. I'm trying to get to a hundred K
I'm trying to prove to you that I'm more than just a normal kid, normal guy, normal 27-year-old.
I want to be someone on this campus. And I really think that out of everyone on this campus,
I shine the most. Do you know my story? Did you see my story?
Wait, Yozee, I did. What's your story?
So I was born with one of the rarest conditions in the world. It's called Kenny Caffey Syndrome.
And it affects my growth. It affects my vision, my hearing. I have to wear hearing aids,
which is on the map, but I'm not trying to sit right now, but I overcome all of that.
I had to get jaw surgery. They had to break my top of my jaw,
realign it. I couldn't eat for a couple months, years. I had to do full reviews without teeth,
hence the memes, gumming it down. But I've gotten so many viral ones, I've gotten so
many cool ones, I've got my job. I got fired from Home Depot for being assaulted and defending
myself. I got fired from the post office from them telling me, oh, you can't hear, you can't see,
you can't be a good mailman. And then the last job I had, I left because I said, I'm going to do this
full time and I'm going to make something for myself because I'm Jay Shock and that's what I do.
I want to be a part of your team, Mrs. Annette. I want to be a part of ANP. I want to work with you.
I'll take any position. I know I have what it takes. Everyone here wants to goof around,
They want to make clip fondant stuff like that. I'm serious. I have a lot of potential
I'm part of the same group as you in terms of you know, what you want to be a ampie. Yeah, aura aura
call
Let's do aura. You said be a ampie. Yes sir. He's gonna join ampie
I see bro
Not that if you want seeds, you'd know Jay Chalk for sure.
And he does the food reviews, and he did the no-look handshake.
Who's Kai calling?
You know the voice mail.
Your call has been forwarded to Voice Mail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
What's going on, Mr. Dennis?
Jane Shock?
Oh, Duke, hi, Duke.
Who the fuck is Dennis?
I thought it was it was Dennis on there. It's a dude. You said you can't be
Janice what you want to be a B? What do you shot? We go shot them all shot them all. Have a nice day
Do you do you think I have what it takes? Have a nice day? I think you are very very after I think you are very interested
I think you're great at what you will overcome as the main most people why would a quick you are good, but
Janice shut the fuck up.
I don't know how you got Janice.
What is Janice? What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Dean Sunet, what are you talking about?
You just said Janice.
I didn't say anything. I said Duke. I started my words.
Look, listen.
I want to be a part of the team.
There's no one in here taking this seriously.
I want to be a part of your team.
I could be, I have so much energy.
be the next Ray, the next for Kai, the next Sam.
I could be, I could shock the world.
Your chat knows me.
It's Choco Clock.
Look at everyone saying Choco Clock.
They know who I am.
The whole world knows me, man.
It's Choco Clock.
All right, we're gonna make that call tomorrow one more time.
And if they say yes, you're in.
What time do you want me to be in here?
I'm gonna let you know.
I'm gonna stop by saying let you know.
You promise me?
I promise.
Thank you.
All right, I'll just have a clap.
All right, so the next one in, next one quick.
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother, this guy stinks.
I just feel like I just don't have a conversation with you.
Haskell?
Nothing gets right.
Oh my God, Haskell!
This guy's hilarious.
But I want to trust the plus this time.
What is that?
The wine bottle opener.
Okay, so I can skew out the ice and I want to hold on to it.
That was happening.
You're stressed.
Haskell, sit down, sit down, sit down, man.
Sit down, okay?
Haskell.
What up, what up, nigga?
I think there's something wrong.
By the way, there's a hole in my pants.
Can I talk, please?
My phone.
I think there's something wrong.
I'll cover it.
I think there's actually something wrong with your brain.
Stop, stop.
Okay, can you stop?
How old are you?
Can you drink it enough?
How old are you?
Okay, let's look up your age, then.
All right, I'm 19.
It's 19.
Chad, he kind of mobs.
I'm not even gonna hold you.
He kind of mobs.
Yo, holy shit.
How's Cal kind of mobs, bro?
What do you mean? I'm all I'm not even in the frame
Please
Listen, I can't yo yes ADHD to like a max level
How you do that what that this can
WP club
Guess now what is the topic of something do you want me listen? Listen? I can't have conversation with you, bro
You're pretty fucking slow, bro. God damn bro. Can we actually all that's very much there?
The complexity of knowledge or you have to have to join shim University is pretty fucking high
So I think I am worthy of intelligence
Okay, I'll see you in no class today at all.
Can we fix that?
Can we be better tomorrow?
No classes?
You know exactly why I'm not in those classes. Why there's no connection. It's better tomorrow. It'll be better tomorrow
But I think I've been in it today. It'll be better mom
But why don't I go to streaming university to send a class with no stream?
I just said it's gonna be a bit tomorrow. It's always happens for two days
Okay, come on, you know what the fuck you had a diss track
What is what the fuck I'm really distracted streaming university because I heard to play
Wait, react to sketch? What do you mean? What's sketch doing right now?
What?
Yeah, why is he in goddamn rollerblades, bro, why is he in rollerblades?
Don't worry
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Pledge master.
Hold on.
Is he joining a fucking frat?
There's a frat on campus.
That's the security and cop course, right?
Joe, why is he still rollerblading?
He's going to bust his ass again.
He's oh my God.
Oh, oh, oh, he's going to bust his ass again.
Nick!
You're there.
Nick!
Hold on one second, sketch.
No connection here.
Let me try.
How do I get out of this?
Right here?
I don't see...
Dude, look at these fuckers, bro.
Look at these fuckers.
Can you help?
all right cool you guys all get in crossband you guys all get in crossband
you just saw some membership ads video spot
anyone know that reference?
you just saw some membership ads video spot
stop
okay chat go back to your stream bro why is this fucking lagging
It's lagging like a biatch!
Yes, bench warmers, see this chat does no ball, bro.
See, bro, some of y'all know ball.
So, he's cool with this as long as we're a positive impact on the fraternity.
Don't worry, once they care for everything today, things change there.
Okay, things change.
I don't even want you to worry about that.
A lot of things changed.
Are you drinking?
Stop that. Don't look at it like that and don't say that.
We're both you guys.
Yep, he's drinking.
I'm the fucking
You can hear it in his voice
There's no better person to be pledge leader than this bro
Stay in stay in your zone stay in your lane
Oh, they're not
How do you get a beer on a campus?
How do you get a beer?
I'm shocked because I want a beer.
How do you get a beer?
You got to earn it.
How did you earn it?
I want pledge master.
How do I get to the level?
You can't. They're holding one.
That's why it's master.
One.
I've never been in a fraternity.
This is my first day.
I always like the first day.
Who's the goblin bottom right?
Uh, mods, just get him out, get him out of here.
Like, bro, you're not even like participating in dialogue, bro.
Oh my God.
Yo, why does he have rollerblades on?
He's gonna bust his ass, bro.
He's gonna bust his ass, bro.
Why the fuck does he have rollerblades?
Let's.
We're not supposed to leak secrets, but okay, where's everyone?
Listen, if you say alcohol or beer again, I'm gonna, I'm gonna kick you out the frat.
And I have that power, right, Nick?
You have the power, but it's not announced yet.
Just wait for me when you start.
No, I'm usurping power.
No, I'm usurping power.
So they're doing a fraternity on campus.
Nick's the leader, and Sketch is the pledge leader.
Holy peak.
Is it alive?
Is it alive?
No, it's alive.
It's alive.
There are some people, there are some people here right now that you didn't know are going to be here.
What do you mean?
You just have to listen to them and do what they say.
I think you're friends with one of them.
What?
Last year, uncle Matt, I was like, I'm not here.
I'm not here.
But there's some people are going to put a certain order.
He's thankful.
Yeah.
And they kind of does not know that I'm here.
Okay, let me know when that starts up.
Let me know.
I didn't know that.
Damn.
Yeah, they forgot some of me. I even know that, damn, okay?
Okay, let me hear you. And your boyfriend is there too. Who's my boyfriend? What? My boyfriend is there?
It started, you missed it. Yeah, I missed it in five seconds. Ha! Let me see, next one is...
Ron, yo, Ron's not my, yo, I didn't bang Ron. Ron's not my boyfriend, guys. Shut up!
Listen
Chat stop with these fucking emotes, okay
Tell me back job, I'm gonna pee bro. I'm gonna go pee you guys
Y'all need help
Not
Okay. Okay. Let's keep it up.
All right.
They call me.
I'm good about that.
Marty.
He's over the on.
Now listen, today he dead for me outside.
Oh, she was it.
He wanted to throw a lot to this one girl that live in Miller.
And he want me to you know, you know, like go to her room. He tries to go, but it's like I'm like yo, bro
What about later on like what about lady you mean you don't you don't you know, it's a little late
And he like nah fuck way. He's a he's a he knows easy
You know, you got one on so you're not going away. He's like you're not going over
See you you gonna be all up on him. It don't matter. So he said you can do whatever
I'm a Sagittarius. I'm just gonna say I should exactly I'm gonna just wear a thing this is the 18th on December 16
What I'm trying to say is I'm a very loving caring person
And he's just you know, oh, like he's letting be here, but you still your nigga though. No, no
So who's your new nigga? No, I don't think I need a socket clock that
She's healing you hear that she's healing right now y'all just feel like I'm too you know pretty for that
You know and I got a nice genuine part. I'm good though. He keep
He really was on some shit where he was like
I want to be like what's mine else but she's not going nowhere. He said that they think not gonna win
You want me to throw a lot for her name though? It's okay. I just block
Thank you for telling me. You know what? I love when people keep a button.
No, you don't want to block them. You don't want to block them.
No, I'm not going to block them because of everything you said.
Yeah, you only got a number saved.
You don't even got a mighty number saved.
Why are you saying that?
No, I just, I don't have people like that.
You're going to be saving people's numbers. Like, get out of this.
Yo, you're going to be...
I'm telling you.
No.
I'll get them all off this.
All right. Get them all off.
Chat on back and you guys are still typing,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh shit.
Chat, so I'm confused, bro.
When y'all encounter a woman in real life,
do you guys spam emotes?
You can't, there's no emotes.
It's real life.
So what the fuck do you actually do?
Well, if y'all encounter a woman in real life,
what do you guys do?
Run.
Yes, yes.
So if you guys encounter a female in real life,
you go, oh shit, that's not gonna work.
I start hitting the floss, hitting the floss.
That's like female repellent, bro.
I call him, oh, he's good, da, da, da, da.
He's doing it, oh, he's good, da, da, da, da.
If anybody could really feel me,
he would have been a big shot.
I was going to my class, like, he don't care.
Rod is at the frack when he started, you guys.
I don't think the frack when he started yet.
Nah, nah, everybody think I'm on,
Rod is at like, ah, like, I'm really not.
Like, I'm just a caring person.
That's it.
I'm just a caring person.
All right, be safe.
Exactly.
All right, have a good day.
Who else is out there?
Um, there's some bad-ass kids.
What do you mean?
He's not coming.
I didn't call you a nigga!
He's not coming.
Who else is there?
It's George.
Who?
It's George.
I called you in here?
No, he didn't call me.
Who is it?
Chad, who is it?
George.
No, you do it.
I'm talking with him.
Alright.
Yeah, I'll do it.
I don't think he's talking to him, but...
Yo, so I'm at a party at Naan at the pool party.
Jinxie, your life is so sad that you're watching other streamers that are better than you.
Appreciate that, Gus.
Uh, Gus, I can't go to this because I'm going to the World Cup games, bro.
Yeah, obviously I would like to go to this, Gus.
A bunch of my friends are there, too.
Like Gus, you're a dickhead, dude.
You're literally an asshole.
You're an asshole, bro.
You're literally a dick.
Obviously, I would go to this if I could,
but it's in the same days as the World Cup.
In the same days.
Good neighbor is Pitbullie.
Pitbullie has been captured.
Check the frat party.
is it happening? Is it happening? No way. Oh no, the bit rate, the bit rate is ass. It's
because they're downstairs. I think it's hella congested. Hella congested chat, hella
congested. Marcus King. It's got on the left. It's kind of mugging, bro. Marcus King, you
are the neighbor and thanks to State Farm. They're going to be blessing you with some
gift it's silky is a part of the neighbor because he helped prevent a fight today.
Oh, what a balloon massacre today.
He's a little rough, but he did it.
Uh, Nia is a good neighbor.
Nia, thanks for stay fine.
You are getting kicked it's cocoa and what Tyson will live her off with you, but you've
been good.
It's about it.
You're going to get this.
The World Cup is three days away you loser. Yeah, I know this is this is in these three days, bro
Davis you have to fly
To New New York on the 18th buddy
Selleh Selleh
Selleh Yoon
Selleh Yoon
I don't know
Ethnic name bro
Ethnic name
Yeah bro
S-stop
Come on
Selleh
S-
I don't know
Kim
You'll get gifted
Mr. Keem is a good neighbor. Oh, please get him get this Marcus King and King both of my hair. They are good neighbors
Yeah
Got into the fucking frat yet
Oh shit dude steps is running the frat
Lacey get to where we're something to fucking to you find out
Play Pledges, pick him up!
Pledges, pick his ass off!
Pledges, pick him up!
What the fuck, Lace? Lace is heavy as hell!
Pledges, come on, Lace!
Okay. Yugi, how many people are in this university?
130. How many people made it into the fraternity?
15. Now, 17.
Are we that too extra? 17.
Wait, wait, where do I go?
I'm not supposed to be here, but I'm here.
There's a thing, but we're gonna be a lot of secrets over there.
I'm not trying to make sure you guys see us.
I'm not liking the rules and stuff.
Dinksy play class right now, obey me right now.
Hey, yo, what the fuck?
Obey you!
Listen, who's over here?
Everyone here?
I am the pledge master.
What you mean, you listen to me, Nick and James.
James.
And?
And?
We have one more surprise guest.
You listen to one other person, too.
Okay.
Dude, who you asking to sit?
You wanna see who this is?
Sorry.
You gotta listen to this motherfucker right here.
I want to say one thing, he has a tiny build.
Got the nod, Kai does not know he's here.
That's not Kai, that's the boy.
But he's fucking here now.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah!
Fucking baby bitch!
Let's fucking go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Bro, listen, bro, what did I tell you?
I said one way or another I'm gonna make it in here.
All right.
And you did.
All right, everyone shut the fuck up.
Yo, if you do it, get the fuck out of our faces.
You don't know what a pledge master is.
You guys are all pledges.
You guys are rushing this fraternity.
Technically, you are not a part of the brotherhood
until you do a few things.
And we're gonna figure out what those things are today.
You listen to sketch, you listen to James,
and you listen to Vardar.
Ed, I will be assigning tasks to certain pledges, okay?
The things we will be doing today
is we'll be figuring out what pledge you are
and what assignment you are going to get.
Whatever the assignment is,
you'll be doing the rest of Streamer U
until our big event at the end of the week.
Now listen, listen, are you here with us?
Hey, come on, get in here.
in the fucking wall holy shit listen I gotta say it twice I'm gonna make your
sketch doing he's running a frat this is a running a frat program listen it's
not funny listen it's not funny listen I'm smiling this group of guys is going
to change streamer University forever right now it's wild you've come to me
ten times you can see come back to the furry discord now chunky fart pebbles
Get it life dude, please
They're gonna smoke weed and drink on campus this frat's gonna last 30 minutes
It's us to get some
I'm going to explain the end of your party very soon, but no one else can talk about it as far as anyone else knows. There's gonna be no party.
If anyone asks you if there's going to be a party, you say there's no party. Listen! Listen!
Last year I think there was a party and no one knew there was a party and the only...
Listen, there are a lot of things we're going to figure out today and I want to go step by step and we're going to get there.
You also do weed, vape, drink, and coke.
Uh, no.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, and half correct on the drinking.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, and half correct, bro.
Shut the fuck up, legitimately.
Shut up!
None of that I do.
We're gonna learn about you, we're gonna figure you guys out.
And then you guys are gonna get your assignments.
Join AAU Loser.
Okay.
Not because you have to tell me brother, it's because you have to do it as an internal brotherhood
because we're doing it for us.
All of this is leading up.
I'm gonna tell you guys some information right now.
It does not go to anyone else on this campus.
I sketched his sweat and his nuts off.
I booked a location at 11 p.m.
I have coordinated buses to take us off campus.
I have coordinated the alcohol...
High-vives called him?
Yo, high-vives, what up, bro?
Yo, Tixie, do you know why we're gonna do weed again, bro?
We need a slope, bro.
We did it after the fucking game, it was lit.
I'm not even alive.
So maybe we could do it again soon.
You said to do it every other week, right?
Every other week on Tuesday at 4 p.m.
Hi, guys. This is the disgusting fucking propaganda that I'm talking about, bro.
This is the shit that I'm talking about, man.
Hi, guys. Yo, bro, I didn't want to see you on week.
You mad at me ever since I've declined the two lines of coke that you do every day.
I don't want to do that, bro.
Yeah, I don't want to fuck up my brain, man.
All right?
Let me just get to the weed and the drinks.
Hi, guys. There is no weed. There's no weed, cowboy.
I don't smoke shit.
Streams on equals act dumb. Yeah, here we go.
Yeah, it's, I mean, whatever, bro. This act, you got to get over it.
Streams on equals act dumb. I don't smoke pot!
Ever!
Especially you Connor.
Tell them to send a bad secret.
Fucking bullshit. Tell them.
Great, great, and it's true!
And great and it's true!
Yeah!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Fuck you in the ass for that
Okay, we don't know about the bags as well listen Josh, thank you for joining us good to see you
Listen, I know everyone wants the money. It'll help you guys a lot with your careers
I'm gonna be honest with you. I want us as we go along with this journey to find these bags
I want to give the money back to the new upcoming streamers. I think we should do that as a brother
I need money like I need money to
You have a
Listen listen ready listen, Yugi, we're the fuck oh shit
We cannot be pointing fingers we cannot be ratting each other out
There is someone who is ratting us out it is Sina
Now listen, we do have a party Saturday night, but that doesn't mean we can't have a little
fun on campus tonight.
Listen, tonight the mission is sabotage.
We will throw a party in Sinna's dorm room.
What her dorm number is, where her room is, where, where, where, where, where, where,
where, where, where, where, where.
Okay, hold that.
In the vessel, in the vessel.
We will invite after this meeting, we will invite everyone there tonight.
We will throw the party, we will rat on her.
The winning team, Gangsta.
Oh my god.
Bro, they need to get Jay-Shawkin.
Handle this.
Handle this.
We're gonna do one.
Are you on the fraternity list?
Handle one.
Dude, you're great.
Amazing.
I love you.
All of the Drusky team.
Hey, crash.
I thought we was good.
We had a great session.
If you don't have no real dick get the fuck out of here
Be a part of this
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Nick!
J-Miles, what did you want to say earlier?
Oh, the two ticket bags are on.
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
J-Miles, clearly, let's go and talk about the crap.
Yo, that's not guys!
I'm the good neighbor from St. Paul, and I got the gift aid!
Yeah!
Now listen, everyone's circling around.
We're going to go one by one, and we're going to ask you guys a question.
Poo-Dee.
Poo-Dee.
Poo-Dee.
If you're going to be a partisan...
Huh?
What?
We'll talk after this in my office.
This is a fraternity and if you're gonna be here you're not telling me you are pledging your allegiance to this rat
Yeah, you're gonna be here. There's a lot of information that can't get out
I can't like load up any tab mother fucker
Why is my twitch such a shithole?
Look at this. I can't access anything
Is it my internet?
Hard watch especially when you're in the corner all right
Bro, how mad are you, bro?
Zee?
That's a joker!
All of these students are now in their clubs.
Everybody go out to all these students, show a bunch of-
Hi, guys, get all the tabs yanked up if you can, twin.
How many tabs do you have open?
I don't even know I think a lot. I think a lot Joey with the five gives two to the subs
She don't Joey put the tip in my ass as long as you're racing plus W joy
All right chat
I think Kai's done with the um interrogations chat should we keep watching my vision or push for you see
Not y'all not y'all the J
Not not not suburb, baby. Keep watching. I'm gonna go not the mighty be a nobody
Okay, I'm watching at all times
I'm watching at all times y'all
All right, so check
Appreciate y'all. I love y'all. We go alive again around the same time
We are going live again around the same time. Yeah, you send a bit of a piece
Going live again around the same time. I want to see y'all over there. Everybody send me
All my tabs are lagging like a oh you have to run the casino. Oh
Yes, it's gonna be blackjack whatever you have
80% you can keep that is your job
I give you a lot of a lot of slack okay
You do?
A lot of slack.
But for this attorney, this is not a friendship.
What do you mean?
You're getting beer.
Hey, hey, hey!
Yes, yes!
I have to get beer?
Today.
Listen, Lacey, we are signing you first.
Go and ask me a question.
Lacey will be our mall cop!
Yes!
Our mall cop pledge!
Oh my God.
What does that mean?
The job is the mall cop pledge.
Let's just know when Kai is coming at any moment.
Yes.
You got basketball I think is over here in all type of shit.
Hey!
I'm the eyes and ears?
You're the eyes and ears.
Hey, we're here at the basketball team.
So they're running a legal frat party, bro?
I'm the eyes and ears!
Eyes and ears!
Kai is gonna catch that, bro.
Oh my god, oh my god, yeah. That's right, Kai.
Wait, wait, wait!
Nick, question on my roll.
Um, as the eyes and ears.
As the eyes and ears do I am I still able to be under the influence while doing my job? Yes
Look look this is a big job
Nothing no parties
On my toes
Hey skitter, is the mall cop the one with the food?
The one with the food?
The one with the food?
The one with the stand-in and shit?
Chad, where's Ron? Did Ron de-spawn?
We have an outfit. We have an outfit for the mall cop?
Where's the mall cop outfit?
The mall cop outfit?
Yeah, but what's going on here?
Right now, we are assigning everyone a different pledge.
Where's John Del Jingo?
Keep watching, make sure Kai doesn't find out about parties.
And what, we're...
I added a casino to this.
Underground casino.
Yes.
I have to get beers. Yes. I get
beers tonight. Where am I going to
get beers? No, where am I?
Step up. Step up.
Read his pin.
G-C-A-R-P. Oh, brother!
Alright. Run a poll.
G-A-R-P or watch SU?
L-Pole, W-Bots.
L-Pole, W-Bots.
Chat, run a poll, G-A-R-P or watch SU?
Poll it, poll it, poll it, poll it.
We've never seen GTARP lose a poll before.
We've never seen GTARP lose a poll before.
Please, please, chat, vote, please, vote.
Everybody vote.
It's close.
It's fucking close.
Oh shit it's closed! Oh my god! Dead 50-50!
Yo Jinxy, sending hate from Bulgaria. Both are horrible options.
Yo peak melons man. I actually think, no matter what happens, someone's gonna complain bro.
That's the quote of our truth kid.
Shroom University wins, Chat. It looks like it's winning.
It's close though. Chat, vote it up, vote it up.
Brett, if you like watching Shroomer, you can be fun, Chat.
There's a pool party at nine?
Chat, I'm not doing shit tonight.
I'm not doing shit tomorrow.
The 18th, I got to leave for a flight to World Cup finals, bet!
They taste like real beer, but they just, you don't get drunk.
fake like tequila now chat should I order food yes or no if so what's a good
suggestions bro check I don't want to get popcorn for this bro
yeah first your last yeah first you're like okay he dead-ass looks like Paul
I
Bro if I get Zach's piece, I'm gonna shit bricks
Guys coming
No, he's not no, he's not
Oh shit, Kai ended.
Wait, Kai dead ass might be coming.
GG Lacey.
Kai dead ass might be coming.
Bro, chat, the only thing about Saxby's is bro, it's like far, bro.
It's far from my house.
Guys, Kai's not coming, bro.
I'm not scared of a kite like that.
When is the Diamond Gym?
I'm going to the Diamond Gym this week.
Bro.
Going to the Diamond Gym this week.
A lot of people think I'm going to fail.
A lot of people think I'm going to cry.
A lot of people think I'm going to puke.
A lot of people think I'm going to quit.
No.
Going to the Diamond Gym this week.
I don't have the exact date yet.
Going to the Diamond Gym this week.
If I fail, you guys can all block me, bro.
Very bad.
You're talking to the Frat Security.
Okay.
We're going to rescue.
a recipe.
Sit down.
Can you get preferable familiar?
What is that?
I got weed and alcohol.
Oh god, I got that shit, man.
You got it? I already got that shit on me.
For real?
Yeah, I got the zip line from Don Holy earlier.
Weed and alcohol on campus, bro.
Now this is how you give fucking expel
This is wrong stream where's bomb Dale
Busters on the ghostbuster so look you can't tell me why you're doing what you're doing
You will go to all of the girls where's bond bills single suck out their fucking rose toys
You will what what does that mean?
Take them from them because they should be using them. No, you're gonna go take out the ghosts out of all the girls room
So they're safe. Oh, okay. You are the ghostbusters play
You will do this
I'm gonna suck out the ghosts.
What?
Yo.
Oh, no, no.
I have to.
Yeah, Hayden, I mean, you're alone on that one.
Why are you looking at me like that?
You gotta chill out that shit, bro.
You like social awareness.
It's Vartan, even, it meant to get he sneak in.
What the fuck?
Listen, we can work together.
Bro, did he sneak in?
We can work together.
Okay, so you're gonna be security.
I'm gonna suck you into the castle.
Yes, you sneak into the castle.
He's snuck in.
I'll keep an eye out.
I'll let you know.
You snuck in!
I just hear myself why did I just hear my what why am I here? I just hear myself
Whoa, what's happening? What's going on?
things my back wing
just wear your normal back wing
I swear on my trip, I just heard of myself
what the fuck
I know I sucked them up
I was so confused for a second
I know I sucked them up
oh my god, they stripped me out
okay, I gotta get out of here
they stripped me out
they stripped me out
they stripped me out
hit him hard bro
Yeah, they made the change yesterday.
I don't want to fuck them up in this flow.
Maybe I'll take Asia 101.
Bilzo is with Ron, not Bilzo is with Ron.
Right now?
We don't travel.
Is that a new school home?
No.
You don't know.
Two cases?
You don't know.
Where the fuck does it go?
Oh no, did I?
Oh no, fuck that.
Okay, okay, if I ever need a 10K.
Fucking hell, they told me wait 15 minutes.
I'm sick of my face.
Oh no, bro.
Oh shit, they see me.
My chest sees me.
Look what we got
Case suitcase a streamer university suitcase. Thank you. God. Thank you streaming University
Thank you, cousin
Yes
You're on angle I game I think I'm glad to us intolerant
See I use it I did
You see that what?
Look, look, no, look.
What a milk?
What is wrong with you?
Look what we have!
We have cereal, we have Red Bull.
I bought the whole free, I bought, you see this?
Shit!
Oh, Angla, I got a microwave in it, and we're set.
Nice work.
Yo, what's up, Angla?
He's 17, but he's like 13, 14.
What the fuck are you saying?
You just said three things at once.
How old is he?
You said he's 17, but he's like 13, 14.
So what the fuck is he?
You said three ages
Why do I add my own code jitty?
So because there's a kid on this because the kid is existing I'm jitty
Like bro, do you realize how fucking
Bro stop associating me with Sean diddy combs, please. All right, please God. It's a kid, bro
Yeah, I'm not jitty now
Oh, I don't know the password. I forgot that shit.
Then I don't spell it though.
Oh no, I have the password on my phone.
Then you can go home and come with me.
And don't make me surprise.
What?
Don't make me surprise.
Me how what?
Don't make me surprise.
Alright, I'll let you go back if you want.
Because I gotta wait.
Yeah, for that.
Come on.
Wait, you was on desktop?
Bro, yeah, so yeah, I have no bad news
But hey, this is like problems for like not a lot of people we're fucking shooting a version
Okay, you know just when she said he said we say again. Oh, yeah, he said fuck that nigga. What?
Lacey said we did see there bro. Oh
I forgot was it?
Oh, dummy Lacey said what?
What?
Flagon!
Flagon's down!
Is this our frat house?
Yes.
Oh my god, the frat house is going.
Whenever a frat takes over a house, it's a frat house.
So this is our frat house?
This is our meeting place.
Where is it?
Where is it?
Look, guys!
Dude, oh my god, the frat's actually going.
How the fuck is that?
Sketch, be careful, sketch's gonna get down.
It's one more.
You're sending me a raid and you're gonna go.
It's a snackier raid.
Appreciate that, bro. Appreciate that.
Oh
Say oh go we have a very machine
Damn this actually looks sick
Yo, Robo!
I need help!
Yo, Robo!
This damn nasvetian machine
got my fucking snack stuck!
Oh, I got it ready?
One, two, three.
Not a problem.
Does that actually work?
No, it doesn't.
I'm gonna go get a knife.
I'm gonna go get a knife.
I'm gonna go get a knife.
I'm gonna go get a knife.
Is that actually work?
Yo every time I
Bro, Lacey was eating Zaxby's an hour ago
vending machine now
Like bro, I'm noticing something bro. Like every time I pull up and see me fucking eating
Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. I'm gonna be honest with y'all. I want his guts.
Lacey, where's the six pack at?
Yo, no, bro!
He said he's getting the six pack ten dives!
No, we're not.
Where's it at?
We're gonna be very fucking pissed.
Twins, twins, twins.
Yo, guys, you guys act like I'm some monster.
That just runs around eating everything.
I'm not a eating monster, bro.
Are we going back out?
Oh, shit.
Come on, back outside?
I don't know, can't hear you.
Maw!
I got him!
Over here!
Let us over here!
I'm not a monster, pal.
No I'm not.
Hot Wheels, Hot Wheels!
Hey!
Hot Wheels!
Crazy!
Spawn when I talk to him!
Get over here!
Hold it for me.
Hold it for me.
Hold it for me.
Hold it for me.
Hold it for me.
Hold it for me.
Hold it for me.
Hold it for me.
Hold it for me.
Hold it for me.
Yeah, sketch is boozing sketch is boozing check Jay shop
Is it Chaka clock over there? Let's check Jay shop
what the fuck he's playing a song
Jay Sharks playing one of his songs
Hey Jakes, I hate you. Appreciate that bro. Much love to you my dude. Joey, think we might
get to- Is that fucking T-Pain? Is that T-Pain? And J-Shock? What the fuck?
What type of blunt rotations is this, bro?
What type of blunt rotations is this, man?
Huh?
It's not on some weird...
Man, they see us all passes for the week.
Oh, you guys are going to Roots?
Yes.
We have all passes.
You see this on my chest?
I have security.
Are you guys going to Roots?
Yes.
We have all passes.
You see this on my chest?
I have security.
Are you guys going to Roots?
Let me see!
Yes!
Come here.
You have to make sure every pledge does their duties as a pledge member.
Okay, you have to make sure he's wearing this at all times. It's running everywhere he goes. Now this
What's the pledge gold?
He's gonna be that pledge so look
He has to wear jeans and a shirt and every time you tell him to cut down his jeans
He has to cut him down we call him mr. Daisy Dukes
I like that I like that Joe
Part of the brother gets lower
What about him?
Bro, I wanna hear J-Shox's song.
I wanna hear J-Shox's song, dude.
Oh, shit, here we go.
It's deep pain on the beat of this!
oh
T-Pain wait
We need to be so we can use for streaming in the race of the anthem.
We're trying to come up with an anthem here.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Alright, that was...that was insane.
Yo that was insane.
Is Ron back?
God, Ron's still not back.
That was insane, dude.
That doesn't happen.
I don't want you guys to get caught up because of that.
At 11pm, that's what his thing ends, we leave on the buses to go to an off campus.
It's a barn wedding venue but we're decking out the whole barn for the party.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Telemeters gonna be liquor.
There's gonna be liquor.
Telemeters gonna be weed.
There's gonna be weed.
Girls?
There's gonna be girls.
No!
No, look at me.
Not Julio.
1942?
1942.
I'll say it's cool.
Why is Lacey nutting like that?
Doesn't he got a girl?
Why when Nick said there's gonna be girls, Lacey went, ah!
Doesn't Lacey have a girl?
Over our dogs, you can't afford to get a second sex. I'm like
Night for sin is dorm party
Everyone been assigned a role though
Yeah, look everyone that's a pledge please get on that back wall right now
Please
Sketch is on full-blown fucking broader blades right now
party.
Do you want to go to the girls room right now?
You can go throughout the day.
You got a hall pass, you're good.
We have to go right now, right?
No, right after the meeting.
Half the girls.
Me and Lacey have to go right after the job.
That's your job.
Jinxy, your life is sad.
Watching people having fun,
knowing you're not good enough.
Appreciate that Gus.
Much love, man.
Uh, no Gus. It's because I'm going to the World Cup game.
Gus, you're a dickhead, bro, legitimately.
And we take the buses. We're also taking the bus.
That's your second message.
Oh, what? What? What? What? What are we taking ass to?
We're taking... We were just stolen.
You hear me, Glockwil? Because I need you there with me.
I'm gonna steal this fucking cop car and I need you in the passenger seat with me.
Two guys in the back.
You didn't have to ask her.
That's my fucking cop car.
Whoa, bro. I'm here. There we go.
Hey, you sold the box.
I saw the box.
I saw what was happening yesterday.
I need recon though.
How are we gonna get this car out of here?
Yeah, stop running right?
Cause look, we take their car, they're not coming after us.
Oh dear.
We gone.
Yeah.
You snatched the camera.
They can't.
Exactly, they're slow.
Have you seen a security guard?
Is Rob still de-spawn?
Just look out of the house.
Look at the fat.
Yeah, he's watching us.
Check set up.
What?
It's just like happening is happening right now.
What do you mean?
Calling you, everyone's looking at the bag.
It's already happening.
Yes, sir, just check.
Hello, yes, sir.
All the stuff.
All the stuff.
Chad, they're doing a full-on, like, frat party?
I'm on fucking probation right now.
Somehow it's gonna strike you over nothing.
I'm gonna go throw eggs in Rage's room.
Who's on your first strike?
What's Jason doing?
Drama club.
Seven over here.
I see a fucking superhero.
What the fuck is Robin doing with a candy?
Who?
Robin?
Yeah, I think the fraternity's having a party on Thursday.
Is there?
Reach everyone's.
Bro.
Oh, shit.
Yo, no, free you.
Hey.
Hey, bro, free David still.
Hey bro, free David still is backwards.
Free David still is backwards.
Free what?
Fuck it bro.
Free you till it's backwards, gang.
Free you till it's backwards.
Help.
Help.
Dude, Argentina won against England.
Yo bro, I know.
I was there.
My shoulder fucked up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Help if you care about black people.
For you, bro.
Hey.
Bro, I'm sick, bro, ever since I got on that plane, I feel like congested and
shitty bro
Guys, the fraternity is about responsibility.
Too much beers. No, it's not cause of beers.
I got sick cause I got on fucking four flights in fucking five days.
That's why I got sick.
I have the immune system of a little fucking pussy, bro.
Every time I get on a plane, I get sick. Every time. I swear.
You just gotta protect it. That's it.
Look, you were leading the way.
You're right. You take with your hands. If it drops and falls, you have to sub it out for a bigger fruit.
You are a pussy. You're a pussy. It's because you're a bitch. You look like a pussy, too.
Pussy little bitch. Okay. Yeah, I'm immune to it. I'm saying I have the immune system of a little bitch.
Is it for 24 hours at the next meeting or what's the deal?
It's for 24 hours to the next meeting. Okay. But if you get all the way up to that watermelon and you don't protect that, you're out.
Okay. Who does he want to be here?
It's because you sit in your room all year. Oh, I sit in my room all year. I'm going to a world cup game
I went to two world cup games. I'm going to a third one which is the finals and then in two weeks
I'm going to the streamer games. Oh
And I'm going to diamond gym. All right fuck off
Finally doing something
I'm serious, bro.
I'm serious, Mark.
Yo, I'm serious.
I'm serious, Mark.
Everybody, the only IRLs of the year.
Yo, chat, bro.
Listen, it's not like, bro, sitting in your room,
it's not a bad thing.
There shouldn't be a, yo, buddy,
there shouldn't be a bad stigma
around sitting into your room.
Move to LA.
No, I live in Florida with my entire family.
I'm not ever going to change that.
I'm not ever going to change that, bro,
because there will be a day
When I'm old as fuck, when I'm 40, 50 years old,
and some of my family isn't around anymore,
or maybe they moved to different states,
and I'm gonna look back on all the times
that I've spent with my family
and cherish those moments, literally.
All right, 24 hours.
Down the wall, down the wall.
Like I wrote today, I went to breakfast with my mom
for like an hour, it was awesome.
It was awesome, I caught up with my mom, talked to my mom.
that's what that's what that's what i like doing bro
chat should we try to hit uc bro i'm like six off
guys should we try to hit uc man bro it looks like nothing's really happening right now chat
ron died ron afk i want to try to hit i want to try to hit uc real quick dude
Like, Chad, let me know if something crazy happens, but bro, I'm gonna try to hit UC, kid.
I'm gonna eat a protein, boss.
Chad, boot it up. I need like five whips. Five whips.
I need five wins for UC, five wins, Ron got shot, no he didn't, no he didn't, he literally
Did it every time I leave the set up something insane happens. Yeah, right
All right, ladies and gentlemen
I Nicholas D Stewart need one two three four five six seven wins
I'm gonna play the best classroom played in my life
Block.
Alright.
We're playing against Yoon.
Yoon, good luck to you, baby.
Oh, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck.
Okay.
He's gonna show up with a tombstone.
Um...
We're gonna go boulder into the tombstone
because Riley said it's a good play.
You chew like a horse, grow up.
Uh, man, that guy.
Snubble? Bommel!
Okay.
Alright.
Rest in peace to our opponent. Just type a GG in the chat.
Our opponent's using a Goblin Giant in 2026.
I'm going to literally get the most valuable mini pekka of all time in 3, 2, 1.
Gidge.
Gidge.
Gidge.
Rose using a goblin giant in 2026.
Miho let it go.
Eros to get the skeleton off, giant's going to get a little bit more damage.
And then we can get a nice little snowball.
Alright, the skeleton should outrun the Valkyrie and then...
Nice guys!
We take no damage.
I'm telling you this now, we're going undefeated right to Ultimate Champion. Lock me the fuck
in.
Jinxie, when is the actual stream gonna start? Yo, bro, I'm four hours in to my stream,
YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD!
I'M 4 HOURS IN!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
I lost my tower cause it wasn't...
It wasn't paying attention. Chat, stop retweeting. Stop retreating everything.
Alright, we're up a lick, so this should be tower.
Unless he has evil valkyries. Because evil valkyries are not going to be tower.
He doesn't.
Mmm, actually no, that he was mauled.
I don't even know how he did that much damage, is it because I gave him a value lightning?
It's because I didn't know he had a lightning to be fair.
But here's the thing, if this guy goes, oh god, bro if he has evo-valk I think I'm gonna
lose but I have to go in here, this is my last opportunity to go in before the game ends.
Actually a really good goblin giant by him, yeah he has evo-valk, I need this mini-pack
I'm gonna have to go bolder. I'm gonna have to level up the mini P level up the mini P level 19
Oh, it's game lighting is just too broken of a car. Yeah, I can't be lightning
It's so fucking stupid
months there's a guy typing foot cream foot cream foot cream it's the same guy
from two fucking days ago John get the fuck out of my channel I have not used
foot cream in nine months let it go dude
God that's so cringe that is so cringe dude.
You should get a job.
I have a job.
Okay, it's not really a job but you get the point.
Yo bro, I'm not going to get a job, alright?
Get out of my chat.
Bring back Bernard. Every time I call Bernard, I lose brain cells.
Okay, bats, ice gold, and musketeer. What deck is this?
Is he using a hog deck?
What deck is this?
this I miss a pretty big punch oh yeah I miss flicked
love it up the mini p hit the mini back up it was a missing but you calm down
I'll call Bernard right now Bernard I'm trying to get ultimate champion today do you think
I can do it?
Hey if you're seriously pushing for it and you've come this far I don't see why not it's
going to depend on your focus and maybe a little luck with matchmaking but you've done
the ground before.
Bernard I don't need luck I'm the truth that's the spirit with that confidence you're already
Halfway there just stay consistent
Bernard but all my opponents are using lightning spell and it literally just counters the fuck out of my deck because my deck revolves around the evo
witch
So Bernard, I'm clearly a victim of Clash Royale's rigged matchmaking correct. Did you see the reddit blog from Mario?
The infamous rigged matchmaking saga. I haven't read that specific blog
But let's be real Clash Royale's matchmaking does love to throw couples still even if they've got lightning you can outplay them
Maybe take a card or two if it's really rough, but don't give him the satisfaction of Bernard Bernard. No, no
This isn't like in like bro Bernard. This isn't a theory here
But class now Matt making is absolutely rigged. There's a whole on blog about it. What are you like an agent or something?
That's exactly what a super cell agent would say bro
Hey, whether rigged or not, you're clearly skilled enough to adapt.
So agent or not, I'll be rooting for you to outplay them and hit that ultimate champion.
Let's see you proofing.
That's a free arrow to scar me. Nice.
Come on.
Back to me, B.
We're not shut up.
We're not at this is my moment.
We're not at this is my moment shot.
All right. I'm sipping it.
This is all you know that I've lost and he's emoting.
BAAAAAACK!
Ah, that emote pain hits deep.
Shake it off though. Every loss is just fuel for the next week. You've got plenty more battles to turn it around
I'm just playing against absolute fucking chud muffins. I mean what do you want me to say? These guys are chuds, bro
Hey, it's fine to vent a little we all run into those matchups that feel like total chud muffin territory
Just take a breath get your game plan and outplay them. You'll show who's boss
Yeah, Bernard, that advice is great, but there's one problem I already lost the game, bro.
I already lost the game.
It happens.
Every game Win or Lose is just part of the clan.
Now that we've shaken that one off, we set our sights forward.
Next match, Fresh Start.
Alright, Bernard, I need to win nine games consecutive, so I'm hanging out.
He's gonna arrow to this oh this is awkward damn I actually put my mini pack
in the range of the axe oh I'm so much better than this why am I playing so
I miss the fucking snowball are you kidding me dude
Jinxie can you be quiet I'm listening to mommy ASMR.
If you're listening to mommy ASMR at the same time as watching my stream you need to get
the fuck out of my channel bro.
Real shit.
Alright mini-pecker should one-shot all of this.
Giant blood!
That's good.
You might go minions.
I don't have anything for below.
No.
Wait!
Evo Snow pull it back!
Mini-pecker get on the tower maybe?
Mini-pecker get on the tower!
Shit.
Shit.
Um, alright, Evo Witch does really good against Magonite.
He's gonna go Prince.
I mean, if I gotta kite the Prince up,
and then maybe Eros?
Not bad, kid.
Oh, the Witch lives!
Well played, Nicholas.
Good execution, line up by him, to be honest.
And that's game. Yo, good game, my good sir. Good game, my good sir. Prince is gonna get
distracted on skeletons. I didn't even know this guy had goblins, I'm gonna be honest.
Arrow's coming out in three, two, one. Snowball to maximize giant damage, and that's game.
I'm the truth!
Alright, eight more wins.
Bernard got expelled.
What?
From what?
Wait, wait, wait.
What is this?
High-fives, what the f-
There is a server that pays people to StreamSnipe Jynxie.
Jynxie is back on Clash.
We pay $10 per snipe.
If you beat him in a match, we'll give you $10.
Requirements must be in our clan.
Provide video slash screenshot proof of you stream sniping.
Payment scales with attentions.
Prizes go up as this catches on.
Yo, Supercell, I need help! I need help! Supercell, I reported these fuckers to you last year!
None of them got banned!
I'm sick to my stomach, bro. It's the most disgusting Discord server of all time.
Yeah, Baters, if you could, yeah, yeah, if you could Baters, thank you.
That's the most disgusting shit I've ever seen in my life, man.
Watch Ron, bro.
You go watch Ron, bro.
I got an Ultimate Champion, sister.
I gotta hit ultimate champion.
Arrows at the last second to catch him off guard, less time to react.
Minions go.
Fommel.
Okay, we end up taking zero damage from this county barrel.
This guy's using one of those decks where he just spams shit at the bridge.
Oh no, he's actually not, he has a boulder.
I thought he was gonna be using like Rascal's Scally Barrel Mortar Minions Goblins, like that slop.
But he's using something else.
Stream on TikTok.
Uh, I, and I hate, I, I hate streaming on TikTok.
You just get banned by TikTok 25 times, then you just appeal.
It's so fucking AIDS, bro.
TikTok has the worst security system ever.
no joke Ron is gonna give birth I'm sure he's not gonna do that yeah I think I
just lose here bro oh thank God he's using hero goblins breath office fucker
was using hero goblins for a minute dude nice arrows we're gonna catch the
mortar in that as well love it up any beat nice mini pekka yeah was that
How many packs are gonna connect?
Nah, he's not.
Giant's gonna get two shots.
Many packs are almost lands a half.
Giant gets three shots, not bad.
Okay, the thing about Mortar Dex is we need to
cycle a lot of our units in the middle of the map.
That way he can't get locks.
Like especially our witch and our boulder.
Now let's see if he has a lightning or something.
We're gonna find out right now.
No, he doesn't.
Okay, I'm just gonna go giant graveyard right into this boulder.
Because I can use the Evo Snow to fuck up the boulder.
NICE!
We're gonna catch some minions in there.
Nice little arrows.
I should have arrowed first and then Evo Snow to the scientist.
I kind of misplayed that a little bit.
I used to get a little set of minions here though.
Minions are gonna DPS the boulder.
bad it might actually do some damage to the second boulder yeah they will very
nice minions but I'm telling you now if this guy has no way of dealing with my
witch he's just cooked doesn't matter what he does yeah like if this guy has no
way of dealing with my witch he just can this is probably a very bad graveyard
Yeah, it is a very bad graveyard. I'm going to go minions.
Yeah, I shouldn't have graveyarded there. I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm going to have to go witch. I might get overwhelmed now. That was a bad graveyard.
That's on me.
If I lose this game, it's definitely my fault.
I'm going to save my snowball for the Skelly Barrel.
Wow, we actually survived.
Dude, I should have arrowed the scientist and not put a bowler on it, all good.
He might go arrow, or he might go minions on this?
Okay, maybe now he'll go minions, yep, there it is.
Let's just spam some graveyard down, we gotta get some chip damage.
Wait, hold up, hold up, let's get a fuck up the scientist a little bit.
Nice!
Scientist dies?
Nice, he has no ability!
Bowler roll!
Bowler roll, you bald fuck!
Yes, minions!
Oh my god, that mortar almost locked.
Holy shit.
Okay, I have all the momentum now.
That was very well played.
I have minions for his minions.
Arrows, snowball the scientist.
Snowball the scientist into the minion.
Level up the mini pekka.
Giant gets another hit.
Skeleton gets another hit.
Go, there you go!
Alright, we're up with damage. We're up 2,700 damage. All we gotta do is just distract.
That's it. We don't even need damage. We see to make sure this fucker does not lock the tower.
Oh god, oh god. Here comes the endless spam. Now we're good. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. BIT!
Mr. White, yo! We said 50-50, bitch!
My grandma plays better than you, so your grandma's an Ultimate Champion.
Tap! Tap! Your grandma's not an Ultimate Champion, asswipe!
Alright, man, we should be seven wins away.
Jinksy, why does your whole chat hate you?
I ask myself that question every day.
I don't know.
I'm not saying I'll think of the bottom though.
I'm simply thinking of the bottom though.
Lock in.
Giant in front of the witch.
Oh god.
Wait, wait, that's a bad hunter. How does the hunter? Oh, not bad. Wait, the hunter's dead, the hunter's dead, the hunter's dead. Hold up! Hold up!
Could I? He just- okay, he has no elixir. If this guy has elixir, I'll be shocked.
Wha-
All right, I'm shocked.
No baby flame, thank you for the prize. Love you, bro.
Set chat seven wins seven wins off UC. I know I'm good enough to reach this
On the bright side this guy's using royal giant fireball some people use royal giant lightning, and I can't do shit
But honestly roll giant to shit match up no matter what?
It's a little bit easier since I have many Taco Bell
about this is definitely a snowball which needs to heal yeah I gave him too
much value it's hard to not go minions there like I don't really know what I
could have did there I'm gonna let the rogos lock and then arrows and then get
the hunter in there nice okay all good oh bad RG he's putting up his damage he's
gonna go fisherman to pull this off but honestly the damage already done a
A fisherman will be a sell. Nice.
Who are you rooting for in the World Cup? Uh, Matthew, bro. Let's heal this.
Oh, no, he's gonna go Fisherman. No, no, no, right, I'm on.
I don't really know what to do. I'm gonna go witch opposite lane.
Yeah, I'm gonna go witch opposite lane, and then he just wasted his Hunter.
I'm gonna go giant grave ready fire gonna go fisherman to polish all good
Nice that's tower boys nice
Now watch this
Holy about the best snow ball of all time. That was the best snow ball of all time. I
Don't even think we need to have any pack of words good doing anyways
really nice boys
Very nice
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I think this is
Yeah, that's a dub I think we're six wins away now
We're getting this shit today. I'm telling you bro. We're getting ultimate champion today
Clock it
We're getting ultimate champions today locked
Did you get Bonnie Blue Pregnant?
Oh mobs, ban that guy. I don't got time for this great dad chatting shit!
Ban that fucker now!
That's the time. Six wins away from Ultimate Champion.
Lock the fuck in. Back to back Skelly Burles.
Back to back Skelly Burles.
Mega Knight Skelly Barrel. What the fuck is he using?
Yo Chat, by the way, any of y'all play League?
One of the chat if you play League of Legends.
Uh, Chat, I'm gonna reach Golden League. I'm not even kidding.
I'm so dialed on that game.
Guys, check my OP-DOT GG.
Check my OP-DOT GG. I'm fucking dialed.
Wait, he just spent 7 elixir.
I have a theory if I go EVO Witch Giant, he's not gonna be able to defend.
That was a lot of elixir he just spent.
Yeah, Ebo Witch, giant plus mini pekka.
His only answer is a meganite.
He's gonna go meganite.
Yep, there it is.
But it doesn't really matter because I have Brab, which is way more elixir than him.
Arrows?
Mini backup heal?
Mini backup!
Okay, that's tower.
That's... come on!
Come on!
Come on!
How does he have enough for guards?
What?
Alright, we go minions.
This should be tower.
This should be tower.
Yes!
Wait, what?
Oh my god, he actually defended that.
I'm blown away.
There's nobody who's defended that.
away there's nobody's better than that right good damage we are gonna be oh wait
I have nothing I can't stop that yeah I can't stop that
he's gonna go back and I can't wait why did my giant not tank y'all I'm
I'm actually going to lose it.
Why did my giant not tank?
Oh, this better be tower.
Evil snow?
This better be tower.
I'm going to back up.
Yeah!
All right, we're still in the game.
If this guy defends this, he's the greatest ever.
This is too much pressure to defend.
Ah, well he has that broken ass card.
I forgot he has- Okay!
There's no way he can defend this!
It's too much pressure to defend.
Nah, he can't defend this.
Not possible.
Okay.
What?
What type of deck is that?
It's like a speedy balloon freeze deck?
I can't defend that bro, when he goes speedy balloon freeze I can't defend!
What the fuck?!
Muda uninstalled league, probably because he knows I'm gonna pass him.
Bro, I'm gonna pass Muda and Ludwig, ten-ass.
Check, check my OPGG. I'm literally the fucking truth.
I'm literally the truth chat. I'm not even kidding
Check my up GG I went 10 and 10 and 0 and then 15 and 2 like I'm dead ass to go
Okay, that's a level 18 mini-pecker. Bro, I just want to get Ultimate Champion, bro.
Man, I just want to give you a C.
Perfect timing on the snowball and the arrows.
It's fucking go, baby.
Bro, I don't remember the silver grind.
Bro, it's not that I don't remember the silver grind.
Just during this overgrind I learned so much about the game and I just feel like I'm so much better like when I play solo now
I just carry every game. I
Literally I literally carry. I'm not like one of those delusional league players like look at my opti-g. I've carried four games straight
I'm telling you bro like I'm gonna get gold
And then after I get golden league I'm gonna get flat and then emerald and then diamond and masters and then grandmaster
than Challenger, literally.
Guys, look at how big this push is.
Alright, bad fireball, the witch heals off this.
Bad boss bandit ability, he boss bandit ability into, into skeletons.
evo snow inside of which mini packer arrows to predict the skelly spawn all
good all right that's a free Asta guys let's go six wins man come on
six wins bro Jinxy when are you reaching UC I'm telling you bro I'm gonna try to
reaches today I need six wins space they were to tear water junk goes babe
thinking with the prime one G to get around is this a rerun no this is not
what the fuck no this is not a fucking rerun this is not a fucking rerun bro
I like how the new time, like when the ability, you actually get a second more delays.
This is not a rerun, bro.
Goon arm stop saying that I don't have a fucking goon arm stop saying that shit man. I
Don't have a goon arm
No, I don't I don't have a goon arm dude. Look at this. That's not a goon arm
Both of my arms are the same size chat am I speaking?
Dude, I got pump faked by the mortar. Jesus. Thank God for that one minion.
Wait, my arms are actually different sizes. Say you swear to God. My arms are actually
two different sizes, dead ass!
Which one's bigger? Which one?
My right arm is bigger.
Where are you guys actually fucking serious?
My right arm is legitimately larger than my left arm.
For real.
Oh god.
How is that cannon cart alive on one health?
Oh my god that's annoying.
How?
Braum gonna lose this game.
Alright I'm just gonna spam him.
I'm gonna spam him before he can spam me.
I don't know he has minions he just wins yeah yeah bro I think I lost boys that
ass how is the mortar still locking bro I have 35 different troops over there how
is the mortar still fucking locking like bro I actually don't understand
this is the biggest push this is the whole game right here this is the biggest
push of the entire match. Oh my god, holy arrows. That's the best arrows of all time.
Mini Pekka? Mini Pekka! Suck my dick! That's the best arrows ever! Let's go! Five wins!
Yes! Yes! That's why we clash! For games like that!
What an arrows kid. Oh my god. What a fucking arrows.
Minipecker into the musketeer. Alright, focus!
Royal Ghost musketeer lightning! Is it like a royal giant deck per chance?
Perfectly talented on the giant. He overspent, so we're up Elixir.
Oh, god. I still don't know what this Giro does. I'm not even kidding.
I still don't- oh no, this Ronin's gonna fuck up my Minipecka.
Yeah, that card is absolutely broken. He missed the arrows to paint this Kazabot lock in.
Lock him. Him missing the arrows means you don't have to commit to the Ronin.
Yeah, I'm just gonna keep it a buck bro. Uh, lightning,
two stone, and Ronin. This is a really hard matchup. He's gonna lightning this.
But every time we do this, we gain one elixir. As long as we do it in our strong side tower.
Okay.
Yeah, why does the rodent do so much towering?
He's so tanky as well.
Yeah, I mean, we can't ever giant because if we...
Okay, wait, that might be bad.
I'm gonna eat that.
I don't care about that because that's my strong side tower and those things...
Oh, God.
Welcome so much for eating that.
Yeah bro, this is gonna be really fucking hard.
I have to go minions or else these skeletons are just gonna one-shot my giant.
Yes arrows!
Alright, did this guy stream sniper what?
Tombstone for the giant.
I should have snowballed earlier instead of crying like a bitch.
I would have did more damage I think.
Damn.
Damn, if I would have snowballed it would have done more damage.
This guy has every answer bro.
Alright, I forgot I can't ever mini-peck a- Jesus this is cringe.
I can't witch, I can't mini-peck a, I can't minions, I mean what can I do?
Alright he's gonna go piggies on the right lane, I have a strong feeling.
Thank God I hit the musky.
He's gonna lightning this.
Alright bro, this guy, this is the hardest counter I've ever seen in my life.
I don't even care. I'm not playing bad at all.
I mean, I have to winch, so I guess just keep...
This is so fucking AIDS.
He's not even playing it well either.
Boulder, help out with the Skellies. Nice.
Hold up.
This is damage.
Nice, he had the arrows to graveyard and not the minions.
Nice!
Boulder, Boulder, Boulder, Boulder, Boulder, Boulder, Roll!
Roll again!
Yes!
Suck my nuts!
Four wins away from Ultimate Champion.
I was here in the chat baby.
Four wins away, Gidge.
Four wins away, four wins away, four wins away.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
I'll bring audit guys to the studio
Four wins away, baby
I can't move on
You're pretty good. Thank you, bro. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to finish top 1000 season. That's my ultimate goal
Thank you for the kind words brother. I appreciate it
arrows
fake chat yeah somebody complimenting me is immediately a fake chat I'm seeing it
bro witch splash the spears and the hut nice witch I love you mini pekka DPSV
MK skeletons distract to keep the witch alive longer snowball the spears mini
pekka locked the tower level up oh my god it was one second away from greatness
That would have been damage.
Four wins away from Ultimate Champion on the first week of the season after taking six
months off.
I'm just going to eat all this.
I'm down, Elixir.
I can't really commit.
Let's go witch the back.
His hand right now is like Skeleton King.
I don't know, something else.
I'm not rally bro.
Yo, he might go Evo Meganite, so I can go Minions now...
Shit.
I have to arrow as soon as possible, so the Minions lift, Minions lift.
Yes! Okay.
The Minions are alive. Nice!
Guys, this is kind of good.
Witch, could you attack the tower? Oh my god, Witch, I fucking love you.
Witch, I fucking love you.
We're gonna go Evo Snow to clean up the baths and the dark Goggans.
Bang.
beautiful boys I think this guy is mega knight in his hand so we got to be really
careful it's evoed as well I miss clicks we were able to stack one spear I
guess. The boulder is gonna do fucking work. If he arrows this, I need to oh shit. Alright,
the boulder just didn't work. Bro, we might literally win from just how much boulder damage
that was. We're gonna level up our mini package to give him some type of pressure. Which hand
It handles all of our light work on the left here.
See now that's the problem.
That's the problem.
BOLDER!
Yeah, I don't understand.
Sometimes the border blocks, sometimes it doesn't.
GOD!
If you use the crimps, you're a fucking pussy!
TIR-RIN-DI-DIN, TIR-RIN-DI-DIN, TIR-RIN-DI-DIN!
It's just 2,000 damage in 4 seconds, it's so stupid.
I'm telling you, if you use Prince and you're up,
and if you use Prince against a heavy deck,
you can literally do 1,000 damage in a second.
Yeah, I'm just kicking his ass all game
and then he just puts a Prince up the bridge
like a brainless fucking idiot.
How many wins we have?
Six wins, five losses?
Okay, this guy just pecked the bridge.
Surely he can't get away with that, right?
God, if you use the Prince you're such a pussy.
Like I just have no elixir all my cards are five elixirs you just take my tower
And like it's such a glitchy card cuz like sometimes the border pushes him back sometimes the border doesn't it's so fucking cringe
Cope copes a whore I'm on Ben the fuck out of this guy. Please God ban him
All right, this guy's the battle ram so we have a good matchup here
We have a good match up. We should win this as long as I focus
Boulder never pushes the Prince it literally does I've done it probably 300 times in my life. I have like
20,000 battles with the Boulder bro. It does
The Prince just has to be directly in the middle and then the Boulder has to be directly in the middle
But that guy's Prince was on the side. So like I can't do it on that scenario
All right, well, I'm gonna lose my tower for sure. I might even get three crown here
I need to take out the X's so I can then go minions.
Alright.
We might lose our tower if he has arrows or something.
He might lose his tower.
Snowball arrows keep the witch alive!
On the truth, come on.
Witch live.
We're actually winning from that exchange.
bad fo- not fucking bad kid. So you're a pussy with a no-skill deck, question mark.
Um, is my deck the most skillful deck in the game? No. Is my deck the least skillful deck
in the game? No. Let me explain to you why all graveyard decks take skill. If you use
graveyard, you have to understand how to manage cycle because basically one of your cards
can't be used offensively ever.
Graveyard is a card that can only be used offensively,
so if you use graveyard in your deck,
you literally can't ever use it on offense.
This XZ is gonna get so much fucking I just sold.
Unless this mini-package in three-ground I just sold.
I don't mind, mini-package clears all.
This is a very cup scenario for me right now.
I don't really know how I'm going to get out of this.
Oh, I let the bandit lock. That was bad.
Boulder to the side?
The witch lives. Let's fucking go.
This is gonna have to be a giant graveyard in the second hero.
Minions threaten the three crown?
Evo Snow? That's him!
Bumble.
oh no that's not game I miss clicks that was not supposed to go there yep
that was not supposed to go there I'm gonna kill myself I'm literally the
border is mostly there but I'm on PC you're emoting but your dog shit if I
else on my phone you would not even see me kicking ass for four minutes one
misclick lose again kicking ass for four minutes one misclick lose again both
the battles I played today I was literally laying dick down for four minutes
So stupid. So fucking stupid. So fucking stupid, man.
I was waiting for four minutes, one misclick as I'm on PC and I lose the game.
Lumberloon the bridge, first play. You must be fun at parties.
Lumberloon the bridge first play. Get some ass, bro!
Can't stand when motherfuckers lumberloon first play.
You wasted your snowball? No, it's not a waste. It's not a waste, bro. I got to my ego. That's all I'm trying to do.
Can you quiet down? I'm trying to talk to my AI chatbot girlfriend, Mothban, that guy.
Both of the battles, I'm just kicking ass for four minutes and then losing the last 30 seconds.
Jesus. Okay, this guy just lost the game. He just fireballed one minion, did no balloon hits,
and now the boulder's going to stall out on the goblin demolisher, or the goblin brawler.
Why'd you have to walk in a tower range?
You're such a piece of shit sometimes, Water.
Water, why'd you have to walk in a tower range?
You're literally such a piece of shit sometimes.
It's all good, because this guy's literally dead anyways.
Pen-cakes!
Alright, we're back to...
I think we're back to being five wins off.
Hopefully this guy just gives up, he's down so much damage.
Please just give up.
Nope, they never give up.
I think Evo, or Witches over commit probably.
That's how you know I'm playing good when I save my lich there.
Alright, well he's either going to lose his tower or take mine, so...
Oh no, the lumberjack does...
The lumberjack doesn't have seen the amount of damage, so he's back in the game.
God, this is so fucking stupid.
Boulder, please, Boulder, please, one more.
Thank God.
Hey, good win. I believe we're five wins away from UC.
Bro, I just want to get Ultimate Champion so bad, dude. So bad.
when will you do the hog rider haircut again bro chat probably never again bro
That was maybe the most chopped I've ever been.
Actually the most chopped I've ever been was
Spermhead. Spermhead, era.
LStreamer. LStreamer for wanting to look presentable.
All right!
This is definitely an arrows.
It's gonna kill the bro. Oh shit.
I have to let this lock and then go mini-pecker.
Okay, honestly, not that bad because the mini-pecker is a broken card.
He's gonna like...
All right, this is fine.
He cannot stop the giant and the graveyard.
Yeah, he's dead.
He has no hunter.
He could maybe go Barbaro late fisherman.
Yeah, there's the late fisherman, but it's gonna grab the Skelly.
I'm gonna grab the Skeleton, nice!
Oh, bad, bad Fisherman, yes, yes!
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
we are four wins away from Ultimate Champion,
as long as I don't choke this match.
I'm telling you, start typing the I was tears,
we're getting close.
Yeah, for the life of me, I cannot understand
using a Skeleton Dragons and a Royal Dragon deck.
Yeah, start trapping on baby boys.
I think we're four minutes off after this.
We're floating.
Hmm.
Now, I don't know if he has fireballs, so I'm just going to play it safe, because if
he has lightning, I'm going to be so fucking tilted.
Someone's going to do this first.
Chad, is he on fireball or lightning?
I don't know.
Did he play it?
I can't tell.
I can't tell.
season. I'm gonna go mini-packer early because if he tries to switch lanes with
the RG it doesn't matter because I have Evo Snow and it's my strong side tower.
Okay perfect border lineup holy fuck. He's gonna RG the bridge in a second.
Okay he has fireball so we can just go Evo Witch whenever we want whenever we
He's going to go RG the bridge, there it is, and we're going to do this, this, and this.
Now the Hunter's dead, nice!
Minions on top, and that's going to be one RG shot, and that's game.
Let's fucking go.
WAAAAMOO! WAAAMOO!
Four wins away, man.
Get the giant haircut. Yo bro, the giant haircut is dead ass just a receding hairline with a gigantic forehand.
Four wins. I need this!
Retro, thank you for the prime. Love you. GK, thank you for the prime.
Four wins away. Lock in.
Okay, hog router.
We have mini peckas, so hog's gonna be tough for him.
We have mini-pack of ants now
And I'm gonna actually leak so I can get a king tower activation
Might seem like a stupid play, but I kind of want the king tower activation
Because now with that king tower activation his hogs are gonna do way less damage
All right
We know his deck
If I go minions he's just gonna use his fucking stupid ass broken ability
He's probably back the hog already
All right minions. Yep. There's the hog snow the hog back
Wow, he already wins. I didn't know what I did wrong. I guess I had dominion. I don't even know
Bro, it's just the cycle is so hard to keep up with he already wins. I
I guess I could have minionsed above the mega, uh, not the mega, the mega miner, the mighty
miner.
I guess I could have minionsed above the mighty miner behind him.
Yeah, that's what I should do.
Or maybe split minions.
Okay, split minions would be the play.
Yeah, splitting minions.
Out of in the play because bro boulder is just too much elixir guys deadass he's
gonna go hog right right bridge I think
okay I don't know why I tried to predict that this is just a horrible matchup
But I guess I'll hold myself accountable and be delusional
Nice there, so I was trying to predict the evil firecracker at the bridge, but he's terrible so he doesn't do that
Now he does it
He can't do any wrong, I mean he has Tesla mighty minor earthquake fire. He can't do anything wrong
There's literally nothing this man could do wrong. It's not even possible for him.
Yup, there's the earthquake on that. Just get me into the next battle.
I really do hate this fucking game.
Yeah, good game. Well, I have a severe hard counter, but I'm gonna type good game anyways.
And then I'm gonna emote because I'm a piece of human fucking garbage.
Fucking pussy ass fucking loser. Oh my god
Magic!
Magic!
Hiiiiis!
Get the fuck out of my stutter, boy!
Alright, new mindset!
new mindset I'm gonna be the most loving positive player ever good luck man
good luck out there bro
see how loving and positive I am I'm just gonna be loving and I'm fucking I'm
I'm just going to be loving and positive.
Go hard!
Collective with the 50 gifts in a sub-scan!
I don't know.
She got a mini pack on town.
Vamo.
Collective, thank you so much bro.
I fucking love you, my baby boy.
W Collective Intended Chat.
Collective, I love you.
The drugs are kicking in is it broken four wins away from ultimate champion guys
So I'm telling you bro 2026 is gonna be a good year for me gaming
I'm gonna hit champion and rocket league. I'm gonna hit ultimate champion and clash Royale again and get a top 1,000 finish
I'm probably gonna hit platinum or emerald and League of Legends when everybody set up and quit on the second day
Um, yeah, bro, I don't know. I'm just sort of excelling in every game. I don't know
Guys if you don't think I'm gonna get emerald or platinum and lead you're smoking dick gotta check my up gg
It's all I gotta say. Hey yo, check out my holly check my up gg. I carry every game, bro
vamos arrows
Baby, oh, I can't move, oh, I can't move, oh, baby doll, wait no.
This is good.
another dub y'all I don't know what to say I just can't stop winning
all right aside we play against that bullshit hog firecrackers slop literally
because i didn't split minions i lost the game like that's so insane because i bully or bowled
into the mighty miner i lose why split the ten gift you the subs good
she owns why think of her to tell you get that i fuck it up baby
Four wins off Ultimate Champion. I was here in the chat kittens. Snowball. Get the boulder
ready. Oh my god. Holy boulder value. Jesus. That's a b- oh my god. The boulder's eating.
Look at this boulder. Look at this boulder. Oh, shit. Damn it. I actually missed the
brawler. Wait that should be a hit. I'm not even kidding that's a hit. No, nice bar barrel
for ma'am. I'm gonna eat that because I'm up elixir and it splits his damage if I eat
that.
Genki, I would rather watch my dog shit on my bed than watch your shitty content. Gus,
You've been hating on the stream for a combined four hours now guys.
You're dead out the freak, bro.
Jinxie, tongue punch my fart box.
Um, I misplayed the fuck out of that, but it's all good.
Boulder and Minipeca are gonna bail me out like they always do.
Alright, he has no goblin cage. Let's go Minipeca.
Let's get aggressive. He has no Evo, no Evo cage, I meant to say.
His barb rail's not gonna do-
What the mother fuck?
Level 21 Minipeca, here we go!
Look at the Minipeca.
Let's go!
Boys were three wins off.
Yo, I love the mini-peckas so much, man.
Jinx, you forgot to apply your foot cream.
Bro, literally stop.
I haven't done foot cream in a year.
Please stop, bro.
Oh my God, what a snow.
3 wins, Wubbler.
We're right there, dog!
3 wins.
What are you doing, fan mail?
Literally tomorrow, not kidding.
tomorrow. Guys, one, two, three wins. Three wins if we get our global rank.
Watson, make it with the Prime, baby boy. Okay, this guy has a top 200 ranked finish.
We might have to actually focus on this one. Top 200 finish is pretty good.
Why do you say good game?
No!
Why do you say good game immediately?
Bro, does this guy...is this guy a fuck?
I'm gonna reverse the good game on to him now.
Why did he say good game?
I mean bro, to be honest, we both have giant decks, but he has dagger duchess.
Oh wait, he won.
I shouldn't have tried and said fuck.
Wait, maybe the minions could go off?
Dude if he goes zap plus rage, I think I lose I'm not even yeah
Maybe we live all right. I gotta play extra defensive
It's this little fucker twerking
Jinx you start only fans I must ban that guy. I'm not starting a fucking only fans, dude
Please get out of my chat give a real chat suggestion or just leave. I'm not starting a fucking only fans, bro, please
Alright, he has no zap, no rage.
Let's go low giant.
Does he have a mini pekka?
Let's see.
Okay, let the dagger duchess lock.
Okay, one of his princes is gonna be useless.
Wait, this is really gonna give us snow.
Oh my god.
How does this fucker defend everything?
Nice!
Really good, we kept that alive.
in the bottle but my heart is in a cage.
Yeah, the matchup's really easy.
I just misplayed the fuck out of it.
Dude, this guy won 20 wins.
Bro, this guy got a 20 win challenge.
That's actually Aura.
I think it looks like I was at 17.
Well, it's all good. That guy was really bad, but I played like shit. Four wins off. Or
that guy was really good. I'm gonna say good, not bad.
Jinx, I heard something about the 25th on the tournament. No, I'm gonna do, guys, the
next tournament, the next tournament is gonna be Rainbow Six Siege and Fortnite. The next
two and they're both gonna have good ass drops
We're a hole I
Need this boulder to roll into the fishermen nice. Okay, not bad
Dude, I don't understand brah
Yeah, I really don't understand.
Oh, that's gonna activate it.
This is the hardest counter ever.
Yeah, there's just nothing I could do in this matchup.
It's just such a bad matchup.
It's just the fisherman makes it so hard.
I mean, brother, it's just actually nothing I can do.
I'm gonna let the raw ghost walk and then Harrow's probably.
Bro, I just don't know what to do with this matchup man.
He just activates King whenever he wants.
Like, look at this shit, bro.
Look at this shit!
Okay, I thought it was two heads.
Gotta fucking lose it.
Ah, this is the hardest matchup ever.
Alright, I think we just go in here.
Yeah, we go in.
And we need to make a big ass play.
Like I can literally like this is nothing I can do
You just activate King like you just activate King and you win. It doesn't even matter. There's no skill involved
I'm gonna go high I'm gonna play aggressive. I'm gonna go high ball to keep my wits and
I have a feeling this is gonna be a good play.
Okay, one out of which dies, but still, we got good bowler rolls.
Let's do this. Princess gonna lock. Nice.
Nice little snowball.
Not bad.
God, the Eastbeer fucks up the graveyard. KK, I think it's your one.
Level to 18, mini-pecker!
We need five wins.
We just need to play good and get good matchups.
That's literally it.
I want to save my witch because this guy has baths or balloon I meant to say.
Yeah, balloon.
Alright, good.
I wasn't going to be able to defend that anyway, so now at least we get a tower trade out of it.
I literally had no prayer of defending that.
At least now we get a tower trade.
I seem to make sure I don't get three crowned.
Alright, not bad. Now, I don't really know who's favored here.
Jixi has a little Johnson.
Even if I did have a little Johnson, why are you worried about it anyways, weirdo?
The fuck's wrong with you, kid?
I'm not even going to defend that because it's dead.
Now we're going to do this and watch this mini-Pekka.
Keep your eye on that mini-Pekka.
Keep your eye on that mini-Pekka.
Not bad.
I'm going to put a mini-peck out right in that musketeer's throat.
Wait Evo Snow to keep the giant alive longer?
Level up the mini-peek?
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I'm telling you if it's a winnable match up I got this shit kid!
Guys
four wins
four wins
four wins is all we need
4 fucking wins
Okay, cap.
Thank you to the Vodero, baby.
Xavier, thank you to Vodero.
Hawkins, thank you to Vodero.
Love you guys, chap.
Four wins is what we need.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Do a J.O.I. later, mods remove him with force from the channel, thank you bouts.
Really good minions, they're gonna fuck up that boulder.
I'm gonna let this um, god that boulder got actually so much value chat.
Yeah, I think it activate King. It's just so hard.
Alright man, it's all good. Let's see what we can do.
I don't think this matchup's good at all for us though.
Hog Exynado, Boulder, Batz.
We're up for Elixir though.
So that's never gonna be bad.
Yo, he doesn't have much for this. Bats, I guess?
He's gonna go Vapri plus bats. This boulder might line up! Holy shit!
Look at this boulder damage. Nice, bro.
Why did the boulder redirect? Why did the boulder redirect?
I think I lost chat. I keep giving this guy boulder lineups. There's just nothing I can
deal. Yeah EVO. Val-kevo-XE. I mean how much defense do you need big bro? How much defense
is he gonna go back to maybe? Oh god. He missed everything. Oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god. Oh my god oh my god, mini-packing needs to lift. He just...
that was the biggest choke I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. That was the biggest
I've never seen him in my entire life. We're back in the game now.
the game now.
where my minions are doing work, this guy is nato.
That was a bad top three by him.
Guys, I'm gonna win, look at my witch!
My witch is gonna live forever, forever young!
Now we're gonna make pressure with the mini pack up.
Dual lane pressure, mini pack up.
I have arrows for the bats!
Yes!
Yes!
Three wins away!
Oh my god, I should have lost that game but he choked his rocket.
Three wins away! I was here, I was here, I was here, I was here, we're gonna war.
All right, chat Riley just texted me and said he's
down to coach for these last three games.
Three wins, chat.
Yo, hello, Riley, I am three wins away
from you see baby three wins one two three three wins away routed you want
me to screen share yeah yeah it's time to lock in Roy's time to look probably I
got this shit baby I just dude I just had a game that was totally over and this
guy choked a rocket and miss in the last second no way bro those games really
Mr. Spells be so funny. Yeah, I just spammed him level up my
Just make sure to drop something you can't just ignore that it's way too much damage
Okay, you're good. Oh, that was a bad bandit. That's gonna get one shot. Maybe it can giant no, no, no
Oh, let me shoot. Okay. It's fine. I mean you may as well upgrade your mini pecker now
You might have mega night. So you might want to
Know he has to ruin it. Oh no
No.
Right.
Why was that giant bad?
Because I feel like you wasted a mini P. Or you wasted the bandit.
Well you spent Arrow's snowball mini Pekka which is 9 elixir and he spent 7 so you were
only up to elixir like going into that.
So like realistically he's going to be able to stop it just fine because the mini Pekka
was super low anyways.
If you didn't arrows and snow it would have been a good giant.
But because you spent the 5 him wasting the bandit didn't really mean that much.
Got it.
win this matchup every day of the week. She has batted around. I got this.
Yeah, you got Bowler and Evo, which, bro, you win this one easily. Just don't
lose your mini-Pekka offensively, only on defense, because the Ronin is just going to cook you.
Yep, true. Smart, smart.
You can always arrows that if you need to, instead of wasting the mini-Pekka. Oh,
you didn't even need to arrows that, you're a witch, kind of like you spawn.
Yeah, you could Bowler that. Nice. Just be careful. If he's really smart,
He could try to do Ronin and Batarum so you can't mini-fuck it.
But then you could go Witch, Evo, Snow, but just be careful.
So you might try to finesse you.
Make sure to put your witches all the way in the back, by the way, just in case.
Also, if we'll give you more time to push.
You could Giant here. This is a good Giant.
I'm at mini-P over here.
Yeah, because watch out for TTP Ronin's the bridge.
Yeah, and if he doesn't, okay, now you can mini-fuck that on defense.
I'm actually not even gonna mini-fuck it.
No, I forgot I have to.
I mean, you got the tower though, and now you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
Make sure to have the bowler ready though, because you might poke for another battle
and opposite lane.
Just be really, really careful here.
Have bowler ready?
Yeah, he's cooked, bro.
Just cycle your witch on the left.
Then you can tank the queen with the, okay, making his bowler on the side, that's gonna
be a beautiful lineup.
Nice.
Va-mul!
Yeah, he's cooked.
Alright, now he's dead.
Nice!
That queen's gonna get knocked back too, and everything's just gonna live.
You can even just go giant graveyard but fuck if you use your dominance.
Bro, this guy just got slammed.
I feel like you always beat the battle in decks with this one.
They don't have, like, a factory like MotherLeg.
Yeah, it's just a really bad matchup for them because, like, every...
Like, their win condition just gives the bowler value every time.
It's so satisfying that the bowler knocks it back.
Yeah, that was beautiful.
Bradley, I'm two wins off, kitten.
Bro, it's been a while since you've had Ultimate Chancey, and how's it been?
Probably months, to be honest. I don't actually know when.
I think months, dude. And, Roddy, I told you, this season, I'm gonna get top 1k.
I've been grinding.
I believe you, Roddy. I'll wake up, and you'll be in-game. It's actually crazy.
Yeah, I'm not even streaming.
I've been playing this game, Offstream, and League.
Oh league? League of legends, right?
Bro, I've been laying the hammer to- oh shit.
No, that's good. I've been laying the hammer to-
Dude, that's like the most rage bait game ever, like-
Yep.
It's like, there's this one guy called like Tyler, one or something,
he's like mentally ill off that game or something, I think.
Yeah, there's another guy called Dantez who's mentally ill off that fucking game.
I've seen you guys stream together.
I remember when he said something about giving up, but like,
If someone has a shotgun, it's one thing.
I remember that.
That's the one.
I see that clip.
That guy's hilarious.
It's Che.
I wouldn't, yeah, I was gonna say, I wouldn't waste any, like, regular troop on this.
You have to be careful.
Because him having lightning and baby dragon usually is just bad for you.
Is this like a golem?
Oh my god.
Okay, you're gonna want a giant graveyard.
I have late mini-P too, so that's kind of good.
Yeah.
Also, remember, you also have Evo Witch, obviously since he has Lightning it's not going to be useful right now, but just in general, like, if he spams, then sometimes you can use it because he won't be able to afford Lightning, but here he's just going to pack up.
Well, hey, am I crazy or is this E-Drag? Is this drag not terrible? Because this is going to kill the Skeletons anyways.
Yeah, it was absolutely terrible if he should have, he should have at least put it so it would go to the right lane, but it's not going to the left lane.
Yeah, now it's like backing up the golem and these are saved.
Cause like imagine if the e-drag went to the right, it would kill your minions and you'd have to defend the golemites and the e-drag together, but this guy's just really bad.
He has like, what's it called, CTE, you said?
Yes!
Bro, I'm gonna fuck with this! I'm one-off!
You're one-off, bro!
Okay, make sure you're a bowler into this.
Yeah, I can't wait for this golem.
Yeah, I have evos no coming up, I think.
Cause I'm pretty sure you played snowball first, but okay, you can bowler here.
You might want to get the arrows down too, just to help clean up.
Alright, that's all dead now.
Nice.
Yup, and by the way, if he goes golem, go giant mini pekka.
Actually, no, don't giant mini pekka.
Go giant graveyard, sorry.
You could look at you in any ways if you want.
Or you could witch.
You know, which is good, too.
Might golem in the back on the right.
Yeah.
Okay, you're going to want to tank that baby dragon.
Maybe giant.
I have no snow.
Don't mini pekka the bridge.
Do not mini pekka the bridge because he has Evo E drag.
So you don't want it to get changed.
You know what I mean?
You want the giant to just be a tank for your defense.
Yeah, I want to snow out.
You have to go snow.
Yup.
And once he plays that E-Drag, you can evo a Snow, but wait for it to lock on a bit first.
Nice Snow.
You can go for the Eros here too, that's gonna kill his Mini-Pekka.
You can go for a low Witch, perfect Witch.
And then you can just like stall here, I wouldn't drop anything, I would just wait here,
and just Giant anything that he plays, it could be Dark Prince of Bridges, straight up Giant,
just like walking with Dark Prince of the Witch.
And no matter what he does, you can't win.
Let's go.
What?
Wait a minute, I'm not gifted.
She goes, where did the money to
shut?
Let's go, bro.
Let's go.
Dude, I wonder what I'm gonna get.
I act because it depends on my win
percentage, right?
My medals.
It's just depends because I think
in league one through three, when
like the losses don't count, but
I have to guess my 1% is around 60%.
I don't really, I think around 60, I think.
Yes, that's not bad to be honest,
especially because I mean, it's still like,
it's like still the first week and a half of the season.
So like the earlier you get it,
usually the lower the win rate will be
because you're facing tough opponents.
Be careful here.
You just lost.
That was the worst minute.
No, no, no, no, the Balloon ability.
You didn't see the Balloon ability?
What can I do though?
Look, which side?
You could have mini-packed to like kill the guy
on your minipie, I mean on your witch.
It's fine though, you can still go in here.
I'm up so much, Alexa, bro.
Like, I'm up a mountain of Alexa.
I'm snowball ready, he might ever like,
okay, just in case.
Because sometimes with these crazy decks,
they have like random skeleton armies,
and they just try to defend with that.
Oh, bad arrows!
Oh my god!
Will the bomber nice?
Dude, he's cooked!
Maybe!
Aw.
That's how it always happens.
It's time, it's time, it's time.
Oh no!
Make sure to stay locked though, bro,
The game's not over yet.
You gotta sack my dowels, he's gonna balloon, I can't defend this.
Yeah, sack it, sack it, sack it.
Just witch behind your game tower, but going towards the right and just make a push off of it.
By the way, against the balloon ability, you have two options.
You can either distract it, right, to make the ability go on to something else,
or you can just drop your mini cracker and it will one shot the balloon soldier.
So then the witch will just live.
Oh my god.
Bro.
You gotta do that.
I didn't know this old fucker does that much fucking damage.
damage. Dude, he does a ton of damage, but he has really little HP. Bro, I don't feel
like this guy's going to try to finesse me with a balloon three crown on the king. Yup.
I'm kind of worried. Honestly, you might. Okay, you can go for the arrows on that furnace.
You don't really want to minions because he has arrows and furnace that you can maybe
arrow the bomber in the furnace. Yeah, it's hard on you. I just miss everything. Yeah.
No, don't worry. It's fine. Make sure it makes you get a bowler down. Then you can get the
minions because he wasted we can be fine if he goes for the arrows you have evo
snow but I'm pretty sure you oh my god he has a freeze you should be fine here
though maximum like one hit which you already took I don't think it's gonna
hit anymore perfect I think in this one you can't go for random giant grade
bids you're gonna have to get a massive counterattack with an evo which just
arrows that and then get a bowler down again what okay you can go minions at
the bridge after the furnace dies. Okay, then you need to get the snowball down too. Then
you have to go for the evo witch. He's gonna throw it now. You just have freeze. I think
you're cucked because he's gonna freeze this and you don't have snowball back. I think
that's only one. I think that's only one. Please don't hit, don't hit, don't hit. Whoa!
That's unlucky. It's fine.
Riley, what did I fuck up there? What did I fuck up?
You messed up on the very first balloon. I don't think you've ever seen the balloon ability
before so it's not really your fault but basically you you needed to mini Pekka next to your witch
because when he ability the mini Pekka would have one shot the guy that came out of the
loon and then your witch would have lived really fine though yeah just mini Pekka under your
witch there and you win the game at the beginning how much that beginning told you yeah bro i i
i just i don't treat that ability with enough respect like i feel like he's gonna do no damage
Then he like three hits my win. Yeah, dude. I'm not gonna lie
I was the same way to and then he'll like lose you the game a few times and then you realize like that thing is scary
Yo, I'm not kidding. That was the worst giant Skelly ever, bro
I'm not really a fan of his giant Skella tonight. It's like so bad into Skelly's
Yeah, your which is gonna get a lot of damage on it. And then you can look at my hands
She's gonna be careful. It's fine, too
He might have like a way to kill your minions. You might have to bowler
Oh wait, you can mini pack it with the giant.
Have the snowball ready in case you get like Skelly, Skarmy, something like that.
Oh you can, errors in snow, errors in snow.
Bro, he's cooked, he's cooked, he's cooked!
That's game.
Bro, the mini pack that you can upgrade after it hits one more.
Upgrade?
Oh my god.
No!
Retarget, retarget!
Aw, it's fine, you can just bowler.
You have to take out the barbs.
They'll do too much damage.
It's fine though, you're still looking pretty good.
That's fine, it's fine, don't worry.
You could go for the minions behind.
Low key, you could even mini-pecker depending on what he does here, and maybe not because
you might, wait, low key mini-pecker.
That's all of his elixir, bro.
He spent seven elixir.
He spent seven elixir.
And he was already down.
Wow.
Okay, no, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, it's going to take up his apes.
I think that's good, you got a nice trade out of that.
Watch out for a ram though.
Watch out for the battle ram.
If you go to battle ram, just go for the witch.
You don't even need a snowball if you witch quickly,
but if you witch a little bit late, you snowball.
Okay.
You could ram off a set of snowball ready.
And if he doesn't, you could just giant in front of this to protect it.
Don't go right at the bridge.
Oh, he has cage. It's fine though.
You can graveyard that.
Then maybe minions at the bridge too.
Imagine if the skeleton...
What?
Um, why does he have a mother witch?
By the way, I think you need to get a bowler down. Don't even bother going for the arrows. You need this bowler down.
Oh no.
I think you're fine. Arrows everything?
God, that's a good arrow.
Nice! Good defense! Dude, look at the bowler! Dude, bowler's so good!
Make sure to watch out for a bowler.
No! Dude, there was a sneaky cannon cart that scared the shit out of me.
Dude, the only thing is the mother witch is annoying,
But the bowler does mall it does it does to be honest mother, which is scariest is when you don't know that they have it
Because like right there he got so many piggies, but you were able to recover nicely
Which is good community packet here watch out for the dark prince ability. Okay. He didn't do it
You can just bowl it in the back here
And then just have the witch ready on the left side
In case he goes for a battle and he might not but just to be safe
I think this is going to be one of those matchup things where you just do like one or two giant
graveyards and you use to defend the whole game pretty much. I like that giant. That was good.
Make sure the minions on the cannon cart. I want that bowler to maybe stay alive with one HP because
if it does then it can help against the giant skelly. Nice. You can just mini-peck in the back
here then make sure to get a bowler for the left side. You're gonna have to defend that left side.
Oh dude, if you
You know you have to evo snow that make sure to evo snow your challenge don't worry don't worry your challenge
That was a really good evil snow. Oh my God. That was massive
By the way, I wouldn't minions like oh wait, it's fine actually
I'm just worried if he mother witches and gets a lot of piggy so you could try to beat you off of this royal hogs damage
Make sure to get the bowler down
You want to which I think in triple extra I can be like graveyard chip damage and just spam
I agree three great yard sound
Yeah, maybe giant with the bowler
You could maybe graveyard and then you could go for the arrows snowball
Maybe minions behind to make sure to wait with the arrows for the mother witch
No
Okay, then get the bowler down on the right side because you need it help
We watch out because if the dark prince connects to the bowler
It's gonna hit your tower remember that thing that we talked about. Yeah, man. Yep. Be careful which spawn okay
It didn't hit nice. Okay, make sure you get the arrows and giant maybe the tank. It's good to oh, no
Oh, maybe get a mini packet on that's fine
You might need a giant to block the dark prince or bowler
You're gonna need a great oh wait you have to graveyard and then go for the arrows and pre snowball arrows and pre snowball
Tell me where about the giant scaly?
Uh, I'm not cooked.
Good try, dude.
This was a hard match-up, though.
I can't lie.
Aw.
God!
Fucking damn it!
Man, I'm so close!
To be honest, I think that one was just the PC, because you weren't able to aerosnow
the mother which quickly.
Yeah, it's fine though. It's fine. Good snowball
Sorry, I like that you put it all the way up back. It's funny. No, bro. You don't have to apologize
That's not an easy matchup at all
Like it's easier to be the one spectating than to actually be playing the game
Well, I mean they just go evo cage mother witch
I mean I it's really hard to do it
You know it's evo cage is one of the best counters against your deck and also like this is one thing that I've always told people is like
It's harder to be the player on defense for five minutes like sure
You can perfect defend the guy for five minutes and if you play like, you know, like the best player ever
You can easily win a five-minute game, right in a matchup
That's hard to break through but it's harder to be that guy who has to play absolutely perfect versus being the guy who just has
To spam, you know what I mean? Yes, it's a lot harder to be the guy who has to defend perfect
You might want a minions here or mini Pekka
Yeah, this guy's cooked.
That was sick.
This is my favorite, Emo, taking a dump on their chest.
Your Emo witch looks really good here.
Looks really strong.
Yeah, I think he has like a big way of dealing with it.
Can witch here again?
He's gonna, if he arrows this?
Wow, he's so aggressive.
To be honest, I was just aggressive. I think you can just go, I think you can go graveyard mini-taca maybe?
Or just graveyard, maybe not even mini-taca. Just watch him here for a skeleton on me. Oh, he has a witch too, that's pretty interesting.
Wait, no.
Yeah, that's not too bad.
You might want to arrows here though.
God damn it, boy.
Wait, Jinxie, are you gonna be watching Messi in the final in person?
Yep, I'm going.
Really?
Dude, that's sick.
I'm literally going, bro.
I'm excited.
Okay, that should be fine.
Bro, you need to get the witch down.
And the mini-package too.
It's gonna be too much damage if you don't.
Yep.
Why did your mini-package just sit there and watch me?
Okay, you could bowler off to the side.
Yeah, like we're right there. That's good. Just be careful though cuz you have such a hard time defending RG
He you can mean you thought was horrible. That's no ready cuz my best
But that's my strong tower. What the fuck was the point of that?
Yeah, you know which for the
Mini packer down. I think this guy's just like a psychopath
You can just giant with this I need
Make sure the switch to die.
I think you could go giant minions here because you wasted the arrows.
On the right?
Oh no, not supposed to be a turret.
It's fine though.
Have snow ready for the stormy.
Have snow ready for stormy or best.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Don't worry.
You can still win this.
Don't worry.
I believe.
Got bowlers.
Come on.
Get one more shot.
Nice.
You needed that.
You're going to want to eat the right side and just go for the witch on the left.
Get mini pek on the mega knight.
He's dead, beautiful bowler, nice, you have arrows ready by the way, I mean you have minions
if you go for RG because he wasted the arrows so he can't kill them.
I wouldn't try and graveyard here because he has evo which so it's nothing.
Oh wait you can go opsy lane, opsy lane, have evo snow ready for any skarmy or bats.
You can evo snow all of that, you can hit the bats, you can pre-arrows, pre-arrows,
It's all I can do!
Come on, giant!
Good damage, but bro, it's hard.
You're gonna need to get a bowler in the middle or a witch.
Which is good too, because watch out for that mini-pecker, bro.
Oh my god, the mini-pecker!
Look at the witch, bro! The witch just MVP'd right there.
He had mini-pecker ready for the RG, by the way.
Snow as well. Snow as well to slow it down, so you only take one instead of two.
Okay, perfect.
And you just don't want a bowler in the back on the left.
Oh boy the back in this matchup never giant the back only giant the bridge you can which well
Maybe cycle your minions at the right side bridge because you might try to air is your skelly's if you get a mini pecker down
Then snowball the mini pecker backs in yours lives
Get another board down beautiful. I love this. I love this. Don't waste your errors. You need it
You can go for the giant trigger that's a bridge on the right. You can try and graveyard
That's game. Have your air is ready. Have your air is ready for stormy. Look. You just pre do it
Free do it free do it. Come on and then snowballs well evil snow come on
Let's go nice, bro that one was not easy bro. Let's go
Come on bro, let's go wait
Green chaos mode. Oh, bro. I think this guy sniped you why cuz he's running at this course
well yeah that discord it's like I'm not gonna say it but just yeah this if you
face this clan you probably got sniped maybe not but I doubt it if you didn't
whatever I said let's try and eat this guy though watch him have a NATO
oh no wait ability okay wait no don't know cuz you might have made it with it
He actually didn't have a NATO, the stream slapping prick.
Just fine, it's fine, you can still win this.
Bro Rally, I only snowed because I didn't have a NATO.
Giant to bridge on the right, giant to bridge.
Yeah, it's fine, it's not really your fault, but you have no way of knowing.
Don't minion, just let this go, let this go.
You're gonna have to bullet on defense.
So he has stream slapping.
The thing that scared me is that Miner Spear Goblins usually means Miner Marcher Nado,
but like, it was like hard to know, because it's like an old meta deck.
That Bowler might walk back.
Eh, it's the Miner's already dead.
You could low-key go for the minions with this.
I wouldn't graveyard, to be honest.
Don't graveyard until double in this matchup, because since the king's up, you're not going
to get enough damage to be worth going down that much elixir.
You could just arrows on the archer, I think.
And then if he tries to go minor with it,
then you snowball the bridge, because it's
going to live on range P. If he doesn't, just let it go.
It's fine to take the hit.
You can evo with him to back, maybe, at 10.
OK, nice.
Come on.
You can't really go in now.
You could try to.
I wouldn't go for the giant here, to be honest.
I just reset with the bowler in the back on the right.
All of your cards for now are just gonna be
on the right side.
He goes for the Valkyrie, you can go for the minions.
Watch out, he might go for wall breakers.
You can go for the minions and then you can maybe go
for a giant at the bridge on the right
cause so he can't march for that.
And then you can maybe graveyard too.
Okay, I wouldn't Evo snow that cause you just push it
into the gray gate and hop on the top.
What just shit on those galleys?
Yeah, you can witch in the back on the right again.
It's gonna be hard.
Evo's not ready because you might try to march or your bowler at the bridge, like he could be weird.
Okay, Evo's snow arrows maybe?
I wouldn't giant, I giant the back on the right maybe.
Okay, he wasted Evo about this huge.
Remember, if he goes wall breakers, just go for the arrows on it.
Yup, you can, arrows everything.
Next time don't minion though, because now you're the marcher, just gonna kill it.
Okay, you can go for the giant, I'm not giant, sorry graveyard with your giant, and then
Evo snows the spear goblins if he does them, yep, snow, and then I reset with the witch
in the back on the left.
Have your bowler ready for the wall break, oh wait, the wall breakers over there, that
was just horrible.
You're actually looking good right now.
If those wall breakers, it's only going to get one.
Make sure to bowler to block the monster at the bridge, make sure to bowler, nice, he
might set back.
Ooh, nice.
Yup, that was a bad minor. Beautiful bowler. Look, it's lined up too.
Okay, that's going to be a dead marcher later.
Okay, you can go Draegard minions, but make sure the giant crosses. Do not let him not let you cross.
Go for the minions first, maybe? Okay.
You might as well just back out the snowball ready for the spears. Nice. Beautiful!
Okay, and then I would just make sure you start, make sure you start off the defense again.
That's a lot of damage, but you haven't won yet.
Make sure to get the witch in the back.
Minipek on the marcher. You're gonna have to arrows this and if you...NICE! Get arrows
while you get the minions down. You're not gonna be able to afford the bowler.
And it's fine. You take a lot of damage but it's same lane so it's chill.
Go for the bowler in the back on the right. I want you to witch in the back
right corner. I like that snowball. I like it a lot.
Beautiful Minipek up. Arrows on the wall breakers. And then go giant minions
Set the bridge on the right, giant minions.
Minions in the far corner though,
minions in the far corner.
Yup, and then graveyard.
And then Evo, snow the marcher.
And then you can go for the arrows as well, instantly.
Yes, arrows everything.
You're gonna kill everything, come on.
And then hop, your bowler ready for,
left side wall breakers,
hop the bowler ready for wall breakers.
Nice, and then go for the high minions,
high minions, high minions to block marchers.
Gonna try to march here.
Nice, go for the mini-preco on the,
okay, drop the witch on the back,
witch on the back on the left,
make sure to look on the back.
Okay, snow on the spears.
and then go for the arrows on the wallbreakers.
The mini pukka! The mini pukka!
Go for the minions on the minor.
Marn.
The bowler, the bowler!
Yes!
Stop fighting!
You're straight up fighting the loser!
Let's go!
Good shit.
Let's go, Rai!
That was nasty, bro.
Fuck that guy, bro.
Is that the server I have eyes?
That's it?
It is, yeah.
I didn't want to mention it, but if you already mentioned it,
then yeah.
I saw about it on Twitter.
I just don't want to give no attention to it.
But you actually blocked.
Holy shit.
All right, buddy.
This is the ultimate champion here.
Let's go, bro.
This is the ultimate champion.
This is it, bro.
Let's go.
OK, you can snow that.
I'll just leak, because since he has a cycle,
that gets better for you to wait.
This either means a hockey, Q, or RG.
Wait, do you see this guy's click game?
You can maybe cycle arrows, but I don't know yeah, I just do it. I guess I have a feeling
He has RG bro is he spirit and log like
Okay, wait, you might have expo. Oh my god
Expos literally my best matchup Riley. I went XO like
Giant minions. Oh my god giant
Spam your minions spam your minions remember this is an easy game to lose tell you maybe a good matchup like it's easy to sell
Yeah. Snowball, snowball, snowball.
Very true.
Next time, try to insta-snowball, but it's fine.
Because the easiest games to lose are the ones that you think that you've already won.
Like, it's really easy to use these types of games.
Oh no, oh no, he knows, he knows.
Yeah, there's nothing good or bad about that. It's fine, it's fine.
To be honest, King Tower activation hurts, but it doesn't make you lose.
Don't cycle witch, don't cycle witch, because if you expo it up to lane then you just interluse.
You have to leak here.
If you go for Archers in the back, you can, oh no.
You could go Expo Archers right now. Actually it's fine, you can go Bowler plus Giant.
You could witch.
If he goes Expo this time, Giant low and then minions after the Archer locks.
Now you can go with just minions on top of everything.
Because now just having your minions won't die at all. This is good.
good. Oh wait, the minions got locked by the archer? What the heck? You might want to go
for the mini pack at the bridge too. The witch will tank for this, you're chilling. But yeah,
next time try to make sure the archer locks onto the giant first before going to the minion.
Nah, it's all good bro, you still like this don't you? You might expo here, just have
your bowler ready in the middle. You can arrow on one side. But remember, you can't defend
at the bridge because you have the eco, so you need to put the giant low. And then what
What you can do is you can go bowler to line up with the giant, I mean the knife and the
X-bow just to get some shit in the jungle.
Over the archer that works.
Yup, you can go minions at the bridge.
He's gonna fireball, yup.
You're gonna wanna just save Elixir here cause this is dead.
Remember, it's gonna be hard to get a push going with the king up but it's okay.
You're still up in damage.
You can arrows those.
Us, us.
Like your witch in the middle.
Perfect.
If he X-bows here it's bad for him.
Okay, I think you could go Giant Graveyard at the bridge,
on the right with the witch, okay, it's fine,
just go on the left.
Graveyard, and then make sure the minions with it too,
make sure the minions with it,
and then Evo Snow at the, or maybe, yeah, Evo Snow.
God, that's a good Snow.
Yup, you're getting damage with the witch, with the witch,
nice, okay, just chill here.
He might go for the Expo, remember,
you have Giant next card, you can just go for a low bowler
and then Giant at the bridge.
He might Expo on the left, okay, he's Fireball Cycling.
behind the bridge.
Don't graveyard though, do not graveyard,
do not graveyard,
because it arrows the archer and the Tesla,
wait for the Tesla, let me say it both.
And then you can go for the minions at the bridge too.
And just chill here, just chill.
I wouldn't snout, just save Elixir.
Okay, you can just cycle the witch
because he wasted the fireball.
Let's see how much extra he's spending
on the bowler and minions.
Oh my gosh!
Okay, all you need to do is defend now.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, okay, fine.
No, no, don't worry, don't worry.
Just arrow us, make sure that the tower is here if you can.
And if he goes for the expo just low bowler minions the bridge remember that just take cards in the middle from now on
Only card you put up the bridge on expo is the minions everything else is low
He might expo maybe minions the left bridge to predict expo
Nice and then bowler and then he's gonna evo Tesla's you can go for the giant low though. Yep. Always low
Perfect. You can go for the witch in the middle. Don't mini-pack. I just go for the witch
Okay, then you can mini-peck at the right side, bridging the evil snow predictor's knight.
Evil snow predictor's knight on the expo, because he's going to try to knight to protect it.
Come on. Nice, let's go, then.
And now just don't graveyard, don't graveyard. Just giant the middle like this.
Giant, and then go for the bowler at the left side, and then go for the minions as well.
I like these minions. You can mini-peck at the left side, bridge, and then snowball predictor's kelly's.
Alright, Ares predicts it's good too. He wasted his Gellies anyway, it doesn't matter.
Come on, boys gonna shoot it! Let's go! Nice! Good win!
Yes, man!
Let's go, Genki! Let's go!
Ultimate champ, bro, let's go! Good win!
Alright, let's see it at a rank, bro. I-I-How many-
I mean, with the King up, I didn't mean shit.
How many UCs are there right now?
Uh, probably a few thousand.
For real, Cs?
Yeah.
So what do you think I'm gonna get?
Um, maybe like top 3000, 4000?
65, that's better than you thought.
I was saying like 60, 62.
Damn boy.
Yeah, nice.
Wait, check your range.
Take your range.
I like to see them go.
Top 5k, not bad.
Not bad.
Top 5k.
It's already 5k.
You see?
God damn.
So good.
I gotta get better.
I'm going to get locked in there.
We take that.
Well, we take that, bro.
Bro, Bradley, this season, Mark, my words will be the first top 1K.
Trust me.
I believe it, bro.
I know I've said this a lot, but this season I got some fucking grind in me, boy!
I mean, there's nothing wrong with manifesting it, bro.
You gotta believe it or it won't come.
Yes, sir.
All right, Bradley.
I'm gonna hop off, bro.
Thank you for the coaching.
All right, bro.
And I'm gonna be grinding all season.
All right, bro.
I'll see you later.
See you, Rod.
Have a great day, bro.
W streams, bro. We got ultimate champion guys. Listen, bro
2026 these are my gaming goals
Champion and rocket league
Top 1,000 in clash Royale. It's gonna happen. Maybe even top 500
Diamonds slash emerald and League of Legends. Yes, Jinxy or silver two your delusional bro check my OP GG. I'm the fucking truth
I'm the fucking truth
Those are the big three right now. I
I don't know what else
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