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Ron crying it. Yes, and there's gonna be drops on at about 4 p.m.
There's gonna be rocket league drops on it about 4 p.m. DST. We're gonna push for champ today in rocket league as well
Chat how are y'all doing bro poo poo think of it. It's your one Mexican ninja think of it to find elite negative all about charter the above
No, but chat house life been chat house life been bro. How's your guys life been bro? Talk to me talk to me chat horrible
Bro, why what's going on? Bro? What's horrible man? You woke up today, bro?
Think about it positively
You woke up today
Good until you started streaming. All right life has been asked. Yes, bro. And the thing is
Dude, the thing about life, bro, is I feel like you and everybody you know, like everybody
in life has had some shitty moments in life, man.
Some shitty rough patches in life, bro.
I had some shitty rough patches in life, bro.
But Chad, at the end of the day, life is literally one long book, bro.
And you just got to keep reading the books, and then eventually, eventually you're going
to get to a new chapter, man, all right?
You just gotta keep on going because it does get better.
It always gets better, guys.
Always gets better, man.
Dirt should think of it around.
Yes, life is worth living, bro.
Life is worth living, man.
Cold negative auto, task negative auto.
But guys, today's a beautiful day.
Today's a beautiful day.
Guys, go into a World Cup game in two days.
Go into a World Cup game in two days.
Super duper excited about it.
Mark Henry update.
What's this, Gordza?
All right, all right, all right
Diva down bro. What is chat like what is diva? What is this back with a good man?
Hi Jinx he Spain is winning on Sunday. No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Spain is very good. Spain is very good
Great team, but I think Archie team that takes it. I think Archie takes it
Rod is leaving streamer you chat. Come on guys. No, he's not why it's not actually leaving, bro
Ixal think of it behind beef think of it behind case and Jinxie bromance thong with the 500 bitties
Hey, Junko. What is good? I hope things are doing well for you. Keep doing what you're doing. I love you man
W streamer. Yo interesting name, bro. That's all I'm gonna say interesting name appreciate the kind words, baby
me. Mr. Big Yanks, thank you for the ball.
I'm sick, bro. Guys, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to make it to the diamond
gym.
Like I'm not even kidding.
I'm sick, bro.
Yeah, like I don't know how to make it into the diamond gym.
Faker.
No, guys, I'm not faking it. I swear I've been thinking like a bunch of medicine.
It's not a dodge. What do you mean here it comes? You're such
Have a little faith in the kid
Guys guys guys guys. I don't know if I can make it to diamond gym because I'm sick, bro
evil thing for the fun
To the hill you ain't sick so chat this morning I
I texted Hottie. Let me just call Hottie, bro. Let me just call Hottie.
I said, I texted Hottie from Diamond Gym this morning. I said, yo, bro, just letting you know, I got like really sick two days ago and I'm still fighting through it. So if I'm still sick on the 20th, I'm probably going to have to cancel, but I'll try to recover in time.
Hottie said, you nervous, huh?
You gonna be fine, bro.
Everybody's sick right now.
What does that even mean, bro?
Everybody's sick.
And then I said, no, bro, I'm dead ass sick.
I'm not trolling.
I, let me know.
Chet, what does that mean, everybody's sick?
What does that even mean?
Let me call him.
I'm calling Hottie.
I'm calling. Howdy. How much? What about when he picks out? You're going to hear weights clanking in the back.
Your call has been forwarded to voice down.
probably busy or something probably busy check it's a weird day today it's very
thunderous outside so if you hear thunders it's cuz it's very thunderous
outside strokes with the five gifted subs
Now chat today is the day boys in the rocket league world today is the day chat
Now
Ladies and gentlemen the LTE is starting today. I'm gonna have this decal
It's going to spread like a wildfire
Because what's going to end up happening is every time I play and win, somebody's going
to get it.
Every time you beat somebody with this decal, you get it and it spreads.
It spreads like a virus.
So eventually, everyone will have it, which is cool.
No chat.
Champ push is illegal.
Boggles, you realize I can get champ, right?
Jinxie, can you play the acoustic guitar?
No, I can't.
Call Jinx?
Oh yeah, I still wanna call Jinx
about the World Cup game, bro.
I still have not been able to call him.
Jinx, pick up baby boy.
Jinx the car jinx the car
Power flicker yeah, my stream is gonna crash today. I can feel it my stream is gonna crash
Yo, jinsh can I call you back in one minute one minute?
Of course you can make
W judge chat. Howdy Colin howdy Colin
Howdy Colin howdy Colin oh shit oh shit
Howdy call it.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
The call has been forwarded to voicemail, the person.
I mean, the 11,000 pound elephant in the room.
the 11,000 pound elephant in the room, bro.
Oh, um, I'm talking about, I'm talking about the World Cup game.
Oh, the semifinal. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's just that's football. I mean, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. You can't you can't win them all.
Yeah, but you guys never win, bro. It's been what 1966, I think.
Yeah, but the thing is, Junction, we are showing huge progression in the footballing world.
And as far as I know, we're not sure if we're going to go places and we will, but we will
at some point, it's just a massive win.
Okay.
Now, what did you think of Thomas Tuchel's coaching tactics?
I thought they were absolutely spot on pretty much every other game, obviously unfortunately
in my opinion he got them wrong in the Argentine game, but I will say he got them right every
other game, so who am I to criticise? I think the first international tournament he's done
really well, and I think it'll do a lot better next tournament.
You know, Jen, you're very sophisticated, bro.
This is a beautiful phone call.
I thought you were gonna be a mad, emotional, out of whack.
You're a very sophisticated young man, bro.
There's one thing that will never work, okay?
And that's rage baiting me at our international football.
It is by far the worst type of football, in my opinion.
Manchester United will be the one and only one.
However, every two years I get to support England
and that's what I like about it.
Yeah, I think international football is just a lot like sloppier than like club
football for sure.
100% and then the thing that I hate about international football,
you gotta watch your white teams like America,
try and actually look good and act as if they're fans and the players can kick ball.
It's hurtful to see.
Okay, yeah, but it's not even just, okay, hey, motherfucker.
It's not even just USA.
It's like, bro, 90% of the international teams do not,
like they barely play with each other.
So it's just a shit fast on everything.
Like the defense is terrible.
The fouls are really sloppy.
There's always a fight every game, but the passion's there.
The passion is the best part about international football.
But other than that, bro, if you take like a good club,
a good club's winning the World Cup flat out.
Like you don't even have to be the best club in the world.
Just a good club would win the World Cup.
because the good club has that chemistry. Do you know what I'm saying? Exactly. The chemistry, the
cohesion, the play style. That's what it comes down to. And I think we've implemented something
that would turn this tournament. So I think if we have a little back in, and we go into the
Euros in 2028, I think we're excited. I think we're going to get to the final. I think we could
potentially win it. You guys made the final of the last Euros, right? Yeah. And then we fucking
You fucked again look, I'm not even gonna lie the two international teams that have the most chemistry is probably Spain and Argentina dead ass
Yeah
Bro
Don't tell me you're one of these guys bro, please please
when someone stands on an Argentinian foot versus Egypt,
and they ruled out a goal,
so I can't even come up with another consistency in my head.
The thing is, well,
Ginge, there's, miss,
yo, miss calls are a part of sports, bro.
That's the first thing.
Second, let me say this,
you're not gonna get every call right.
The problem is, on Twitter,
there is a propaganda weapon
enraged against Argentina and Messi.
In the Argentina-Switzerland game,
I've checked, who was it?
Talia Fico or someone on Argentina
has literally got stomped on,
he was injured and there was no call,
which is fine, that's sports.
But if you reverse the roles,
then there's a tweet and there's 300,000 likes.
That's it, it's just facts.
Like everything that's missed against Argentina
gets brushed under the rug,
but if it's missed for Argentina, then it's a problem.
Yeah, I also agree with that,
That's what I think, which is the worst website ever.
Wait, what's the worst thing?
It's what's the worst website ever.
Yeah, it is.
I think, dude, I think it's a lot of propaganda.
Have the officials been on Argentina's side
in this tournament for the most part?
Maybe, maybe you could say that, sure.
Last game against England, fair game.
Argentina outplayed them.
The call against Switzerland, fair call.
That guy deserved a red card.
You can't just blatantly flop when you already have a yellow.
That guy's a fucking idiot.
The calls against Egypt, both,
I don't care if you liked them or not,
both of those calls were good calls.
You can't win possession by stopping on someone's clip.
Yeah, no, I agree.
Do you want to take this?
This is why I also sell you football with you.
Cause you aren't one of the only Americans
that actually talks football.
And I fucking agree with what you just said.
Thank you, bro.
And also when Mo Salah was dispossessed in the box
by Julian Alvarez,
Mo Salah tripped after he was dispossessed.
Like if in football, if you get ball first,
it doesn't matter if you trip.
If you asked Mo, if he should have deserved to pen there,
he would have said no.
So everybody's fucking,
everybody that is clipping shit and posting shit,
like has there been some bad refereeing
at the World Cup, of course,
have the refs potentially slightly favored Argentina?
Sure.
In the England game, that was a fair game.
Switzerland game, that was a fair game.
The Egypt game, yes, you could argue it was inconsistent,
but those were the correct calls in that game.
100% I agree 100% with that so did you got in the finals Americans I can
talk for long thanks thank you Jenice I love you bro Jen who do you got in the
finals baby so I don't spend actually batting and fucking not what why are
you calling Argentina not because of fucking not that's just be my country
okay did it on fucking falling us fucking shouting on our face just being
fucking knowledge. And there's absolutely no respect. I think Lionel Messi is one of the greatest
players. It's not the greatest player in the greatest game. I fucking love him. But he's already
won now, won one now. So I'm fucking saying, come on, I mean, you're not fucking win that trophy.
Yeah, I mean, look, bro, I'm going to be honest, either way, if if somebody supports Barça,
it's a great World Cup to be a part of Spain has eight Barça players, Argentina has Messi.
I believe personally
Argentina will win this game. I think it's gonna be a close game. I do believe they're the two best teams in the world
Everybody was talking about how France is better than Spain and France the best in the world
France the most talented team in the world, but Spain works better as a team. Also
Spain's midfielder is miles better than Francis midfield. Francis midfield is fucking sucks
massive.
Massive.
Roger E. Maud the fuck out of France.
Roger was probably the best player on the field.
Yeah, 20% but the thing is Roger's a poor man Bruno Fernandez and that's what we need to nail it.
We need to not forget how good Bruno Fernandez is.
When the Premier League is back and Manchester United are challenging for this title,
Jinkson, that's what we can't forget.
We can't forget the assist, the goals, the movement, the work rate, the defending.
Bruno Fernandez, he's going to win this penalty title for Manchester United and I would like
to invite you to a game one day in the season.
I'll gladly go.
Now, James, here's my other question.
I genuinely wanted to ask you about this and I forgot to ask you.
What the fuck happened with Portugal this World Cup?
I'll tell you what happened.
What happened?
An amazing team.
Okay.
We're one of the world's shittiest managers in the fucking planet.
it takes the managers in the fucking planet.
I don't know who the fuck was managing it, right?
But they are one.
Wait, who was managing Portugal in this World Cup?
Was it Martinez?
I think Martinez on the other hand.
Portugal's.
Martinez, those hands, yeah, Roberto Martinez.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Okay, Gens, do you think, honestly, in your opinion,
CR7 should have played as many minutes as he played at his age.
Depends on who you're playing, really.
I think I feel as though I'll be kissing all good years in and out.
Who he is, I feel like might just actually scare him to break him off.
Exactly.
Which, in my opinion, you can't have.
You know, do you want to play a team around Ronaldo
and see what can happen or do you want to try and find a free position
at the end of the day?
How, Jack, how good is Gonzalo Ramos?
Like, he's not good enough to just knock Ronaldo, it's not his own.
Yeah.
But what about Felix?
Does he play wing or I thought he played central forward?
No, he plays like striker in a way.
So why didn't Felix just...
He's also pretty shit.
But you think CR7 at 41 is better than Gonzalo Ramos and Jal Felix?
Classic permanent you just got a delivery to
Yeah, Felix played wing in this world cup
Yeah, yeah, all right, bro. Well, Jen's pleasure talking football with you, man
All right, I'll send you that cockpit later tonight, Jen
Love you
Chajinch has a lot of ball knowledge, bro, I like talking to Ginch logical guy, bro, unless it's about Manchester United, then he's illogical. Now, listen, bro, I personally believe Argentina versus Spain are the two best teams in the world.
Spain mugged France the last two times they played them.
Spain's better than France.
France definitely has the most individual talent in the world.
That's undeniable.
They have the most sexy lineup
and they're the prettiest team on paper.
But the reason why Spain is better than France
is because midfield is the most important aspect of football.
It's more important than your top.
It's more important than your defense.
Midfield is the most important aspect of football.
in Spain's midfield is better, period.
Spain's midfield was clear better than France.
So it is what it is, bro.
Call Hottie.
I think Hottie called me back
and I missed it again, but I was on the phone with you.
Let me call him back.
We're playing a phone tag.
But yeah, the biggest problem with France
is their midfield just gets capped by Spades.
Rather negative.
Chat, I've called Hottie twice.
He's missed it twice.
He's called me twice. I've missed it twice.
This is classic. Yo, howdy. What up, bro?
What the fuck? No.
Howdy. Come on, bro. Listen.
Okay. Howdy. Listen, bro.
I'm sorry. We're playing a little bit of phone tag there,
bro. I was just calling to let you know, like,
I'm not faking sickness. I'm doing all the medicines I can
And I'll most likely be
Bro, how do you like let a level with me, bro if I answer that gym and I signed that waiver am I gonna get injured bro
No, bro, we're not gonna enter you bro to come in and work out. It's cuz everybody comes in and
Yes, yes, I've worked out before honey. No, I have I've had a I've had a membership
All right, bro, hi, I'm a see you both three days
You got some friends coming with you or some shit?
No, I'm rolling in solo dolo.
Shout out, kid Cuddy.
Okay, say no more.
I'mma see what happens.
You're gonna feel better.
Drink a little bit of water.
You'll be all right, bro.
All right, man.
Thanks, bro.
I don't...
I don't want to do this, bro.
Guys, I don't...
I really don't want to do this.
this guys listen I might put on a tough act bro guys I'm a pussy like now I
don't even put on a tough act bro chat y'all know I'm a pussy y'all know I'm a
pussy bro like high-rise color yo high-rise what up
Jinx, yeah, to kind of double what he was saying, bro.
You don't sound sick at all.
And basically, it's just how it works.
You can't just cough,
after I say you don't sound sick.
Stop with the state cough shit, you're bringing it back.
Let it die.
That's 2023 Jinx, let it die.
Now listen, bro, you got this, bro.
Like it's literally just weights.
It's not that hard, bro.
It's really not.
Yeah, hi guys.
just waits and then unc tells me to the hill and then I have to do 500 tricep extensions.
That's not an exaggeration or a fake number. He's literally going to ask me for 500 tricep
extensions. Just have fun. Just have fun. Just have fun. Just have fun. Just have fun. Just have fun.
How? Yo, chat. I like, bro, my God. Okay. Just have fun. Chat, run a poll. Should I go or bail?
Run a poll. If you really love me, chat, you want me to bail this, bro. If you really love me, dude.
Guys if you really love me you want me to bail run a poll I
Might call Bernard about this shit
Chad if you really love me and don't want me to get injured you want me to bail okay hit this chat is fucking
Chad, you guys are assholes!
No, it's easy.
Just have fun.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, whoa, wait.
What are you doing on the 20th, bro?
Why don't, hold on.
Why don't you just be my cameraman?
Wait, hold on.
I'll tell my brother to chill at the hotel.
Why don't you come, high-fives?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, oh, now it's not fun anymore.
Yeah, it's fun when you get to sit on your ass and watch it. It's not fun when you go that place looks fucking miserable
Are you checking your not existent schedule? Yo, hi guys. I'm your boss. You don't have a schedule bud
You don't have a fucking schedule get your ass to New Jersey. Oh
Your books conveniently on the 20th, what do you have books? Well, tell me what do you have?
I
Got to actually show up for a charity event
We have a Santa cat out of a tree
So you you're scheduling you know the cat's gonna be in the tree in three days like well come on bro
Hi, buddy. We're gonna make excuses make a smart one
Bro listen man. You're a dickhead
You're you're gonna sit here and tell me to have fun at the diamond gym when you won't even come
You're a dickhead
It's not even far bro, you're in fucking Pennsylvania
Yeah, bro that really narrowed you down to a couple million houses
How far how far how far of a flight is Pennsylvania to New York if it's over two hours out of which you don't have to come
available it's a drive away but it's a two hour drive it's a two hour drive
you're going to this shit yo get yourself a cup of coffee and you might
want to drink some waters cuz you're working out
but take your money take your money to the tolls bro I gotta pay for the tolls and stuff
and oh no problem I'll cover your tolls any other excuses no problem bro I'll
cover your toes what now are you sick because I'm actually I'm actually sick
and I have to fly in a day we're just gonna make me more sick and I'm gonna
go to miss yeah this guy's fucking pussy this guy's absolute fucking pussy
Hey, Bernard, it's me.
Hey, Nick, I'm right here.
What's on your mind today?
I'm not doing well, Bernard.
I'm not in a good mental place.
I'm sorry to hear that, Nick.
I'm here to listen.
If you want to talk about what's weighing on you
or if you need a bit of a distraction, we can do that too.
Whatever you need right now, let's take it step by step.
in a moment of impulse and fast acting,
I told Hadi I would go to the diamond gym.
And Bernard, the diamond gym is,
I don't know if I'm cut out for it,
but I'm a chud Bernard.
Bernard, do you know what the diamond gym is?
It's not a regular gym.
I'm guessing this diamond gym
isn't exactly a neighborhood fitness center.
Sounds like you're talking about something pretty intense,
maybe a metaphorical or competitive challenge.
Oh, no, it's not metaphorical.
Bernard, it's not metaphorical.
You can't drink water for two hours.
If you laugh, you have to run to the hill,
which is like some uphill inclined hill.
After you do 20 burpees, if you use your knees to get up,
you have to go back down and do 20 more.
Bernard, they're gonna ask me for sets of 500.
Sets, like sets.
I know it feels intense right now, but let's break it down.
You don't have to face the whole mountain at once, just one step at a time.
If you decide to go, you can pace yourself, and if it's not right for you, it's okay
to rethink it.
Either way, you've got this.
Yeah, but Bernard, I don't want to be a pussy, bro, but I just randomly got sick, and then
how do you think I'm lying about being sick, but I'm actually sick, bro?
Bernard, I don't know what to do.
I need help, bro.
Hey, it's okay. You don't have to prove anything to anyone. If you're actually feeling sick, your health comes first. Just be honest with them. If someone's a real friend, they'll get it. And if you need rest, you take it. That's the smart move. No shame in that.
So, Bernard, you want me to cancel? Just cancel on the diamond gym?
If you're genuinely not feeling well, cancelling is the responsible choice. You can always reschedule.
You always make me choose, Bernard, should I cancel the diamond gym?
All right, if you want it straight, yes, cancel it. Health first. You can always take on the diamond gym when you're truly ready.
Bernard, thank you, bro. Like, high-vives calling again. Stop calling me.
Hey, I advise it's me.
You're going to the diamond gym.
We're going to the diamond gym.
That's just me.
I'm going to laugh in all space.
You're, wait.
You want to go to the diamond gym with me?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I will go.
I will laugh in all space.
That's just me.
The plus is him.
All right, I'm gonna need you to slow your roll a little bit, bro.
Sit back down in your chair.
Yo, if you laugh in Unk's face, he's gonna uppercut your bitch ass, bro.
I don't go fuck, I'm gonna be honest.
Yo, Unk probably lifts 900 pounds, bro.
Hey, we're going in as a duo.
So what happens to me happens to you?
Oh yeah, I'm not.
No, I advise, if you go in,
I advise, if you go in, you're gonna be my cameraman.
Oh, pet.
And yeah, uh, you understand,
camera men do like half the work out basically, right?
Nothing.
I love that shit. I love it.
What changed?
Why are you like, how nice, why are you like, hood right now?
Make sure you text Hottie, text Hottie and tell him we want the,
the longest workout he's got.
We want what they struggle with.
Hi guys, we're chud and chud muffin. We're gonna get in and we're gonna get out. That's what we're gonna do
All right, bro, you're coming to the dining gym
Yeah, you're coming to the dining gym
Okay
Yep
Okay, so if I last
Like I do push-ups and then you probably get more like push-ups as well because I'm your cameraman, right?
No, you would just do push-ups
That's not it's not how it works. It's not how it works
All right, I'll see you at the diamond gym
Yeah!
Well, that's a couple days away.
All right, I'll see you there, bro.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
The thunder outside of my house is symbolic, bro.
The thunder outside of my house is fucking symbolic.
Chad, let's rip some fan mail.
Don't do it, bro.
Chad, I don't know.
I don't know if I can make this shit.
Y'all like guys this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever did bro without a doubt
How do you ask me if I ever went to the gym like bro, what do you think man?
What do you think? All right guys, let's do this check it you guys ready
Nice gooner arms. Okay. Chad, there's no gooner arm because they're the same size.
Literally the same size. All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's rip some fang me.
I love you!
Jemma the Rock a piss really quick?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
We are beacons!
You
You
Daddy's got a knife
Got me that woe woe, got me that woe woe, got me that woe woe, got me that woe woe.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to rip some freaking fan mail.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Now, chat, I believe we have 30 packages.
technically 31 down boy all right guys are we ready to rock and roll are we
ready to rock and roll do chat are we ready to rock and roll
Okay chat are we ready to rock call Joe chat I'm not calling Joe guys stop
Spanish. Monarchs, order 66.
First fan mail out of day! First fan mail, this is from Alexis?
Alexis Paint. So it's going to be a painting. Good deductive reasoning.
It would mean so much to me, well, it would mean, I don't want to leak anything.
It would mean so much to me if you were able to sign this and send it back to me.
If there is something you are unable to do, I completely understand.
I got you, Alexis.
I did not know girls watch the stream, yo.
Whoa.
Inspired by your leech skin, also your name is in gold in the back.
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
Guys, if we lose power, I'm sorry.
Did you hear that?
It's a dude larping as a woman.
No, chat, I'm gonna be honest.
You can tell it's a girl by the handwriting.
Us dudes have bad handwriting.
Girls have good handwriting.
Chad, please tell me you heard that thought.
Oh my God, it's the mute emblem.
It actually looks good.
Chad, I have the worst handwriting ever, guys.
Bro, there's a big portion here too.
How neat!
Whoa.
Guardia, sense of deploy.
W Alexis!
Dude, she has a big one, Tom, I'm gonna open this one last.
Big one.
Wait, what are the other ones?
If she didn't move and pull, so I don't even know what...
Alexis, you painted this?
This is very good painting, chap.
Look bro, it's legitimately painted. Handmade with love.
Alexis, you're the goat, twin. Wait a minute. Here's the last one. This took me 10 hours to complete.
Guys, this isn't AI. Yo, Chad, you guys realize there are some girls that watch this...
Oh my god, it's grim.
Okay, Alexis, this is ridiculously impressive, Alexis. This is ridiculously impressive
Cap
Okay, here we go. Jack. Here's the big one
This one took me 10 hours to complete Alexis. Let's check it out
No, that actually looks good what oh my god
Oh my god!
Alexis, you're good!
That's her Instagram, I think, chat.
Holy crap!
Very nice!
Dude, that is clean!
Alexis, thank you so much.
Chat, off to a great start of the day with fan mail, baby!
Now, I believe this is...
Oh yeah, this is just...
Sign this and send it back to me. Alexis, I got you.
W Alexis.
I'm gonna put all this stuff together up here.
Put all this stuff together.
Next, man, now to the other bank.
It's another big box.
I'm gonna do big boxes first.
What the f-
What does that say?
Smala, I can't even pronounce it.
Licorice hard candies with chili and cayenne peppers.
I don't want to pronounce that.
I don't want to pronounce that.
I don't want to pronounce that.
A huge bag of Jolly Ranchers!
Oh my God.
I have an a not a grower not a shower a guide to life with the micro penis I
don't understand and it's a book I know is there more wait fried chicken candy
How does that even work?
How can fried chicken be candy?
Let's try it.
Mazban, anybody that types, of course.
Thank you.
Like, yes, Chad, I'm going to eat.
I'm like, I like to eat.
I know it's hard to tell.
I like to eat.
I'm not even kidding.
You're chatting on everything I love.
This smells like a farm.
I don't even know if I want to eat this on everything. I love this smells like a fart. I
Don't even I don't even know if I want to eat this
It's fried chicken flavored candy
Fried chicken flavored candy. It's like a wrapper
It actually smells like, okay, it smells like a rotted chicken.
that is legitimately one of the most disgusting things I've ever put in my mouth pause okay
and then he said a bag of actual candy what is this though I don't even know if I want
try this. Guys, I can't pronounce this name. I'm going to get cancelled if I pronounce this.
All right, I'll try to pronounce it. Smala ninyar. Smala ninyar.
It's licorice hard candy. Raw licorice from Calabria. Put it up your ass. Okay, band that guy.
Manufactured in Sweden. So it's Swedish? Okay, it actually does smell like licorice.
It looks like dog food, but it smells like licorice. Okay, I don't, I can't pronounce this. If you're Swedish, you can pronounce it.
Smala nén jar.
Why is it so strong?
Why is it so tart?
Oh my God, it tastes so bad.
It's so strong and tarp.
Oh my god, I don't want to eat any more candies.
Yes, you're a spitter, mods, bad boggles, you little delinquent.
Next time of the day, this looks like a poster.
It's me!
Hey!
Hey, it's me again!
What?
Dear Junko, I've been a huge fan of you for two and a half years.
I watch your videos and streams every night.
You're the one who got me into R6.
And whenever I'm sad, I always watch your videos.
I find you very inspiring, and I thank you for that.
But what this is, this is the best thing I've ever done.
I've been a huge fan of you for two and a half years.
I watch your videos and streams every night.
But what this is, this is a painting. I made an art class. Don't mind me how bad it is. I just want to send something to you.
I've been subbed to you on Twitch for like five months and subbed on YouTube for two years.
Anyways, love you, JXC, from Mason, W Mason. Mason, love you, bro. My guy. W Mason. Next, this looks like another poster.
It's looking like a poster bro, come on bro.
Can I put a knife in here maybe?
I'm trying to just pop the seal.
it a little. Uh, mom's man that guy. Nobody's stroking shit in here. Yeah, how do you open
this thing though? I don't think I understand. Guys, is it one of those things where you
like pop it? Push the tab? That was efficient. All right, it is a poster. Okay, that's not
working. Hold up. Wait, wait, wait, this is dangerous. I don't trust myself with a knife.
But I just gotta get my finger down there and then pull it out.
Oh god, that sounded absurd.
I just gotta get my finger down there though and like pull this out.
It's like really, I got it.
All right.
Is this?
Did you AI this?
Jen looks like a AI poster now.
All right.
I think so.
I don't know.
Thank you.
Next time out of the day.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
PSA. Hold on. Hold on.
Hey Jixi, enjoy this graded and raw Pokemon. Some cards are older than you. Please do a
Pokemon opening on stream like Ron.
Wait, what is this?
Goldy soap products.
Goldy soap products.
Ultra rare PSA8, I think?
10 cents.
It's worth $10,000.
It's worth $10,000.
PSA 10, 2023 Gold Sub-Hododox EX extra.
Chad, I think you're capping though,
because it's 2023.
Life is Roblox with the tier one.
Is that a DJ Cali quote?
I think it's, it's a DJ Cali quote.
Well, whatever it's worth, Rod.
Thank you so much for sending it to me, love you baby.
Two Jinxie with the crown and then it has this
Normally when people are sending in that stuff
With the little bow on it something sexual. Oh
This is well packaged
You used gum. I put my fucking
My finger on that. Oh, oh
I don't care. Whatever. Jenny. Use gum. I put my finger on that. Oh my god. I did not know who's gum
All good, bro. All good. I think that's the first viewer to ever actually like in a way some kind of way spit on me
Well this guy is good handwriting whoa, I don't want to rip this
Dear Jinxie, I love your fan mail video. So I made you something. Please put this on the wall in your background
I also threw a couple of dollars because I thought it wouldn't be enough. What do you mean, bro?
But yes scan my QR code. I need you to rate my gift
Chad, that's his QR code.
Add.
We think it's add?
Jixie painting.
It's not AI.
The only thing is, this is a little short, but it still looks fine, baby.
It's absolutely fine, but this is a little short of that. It's normally like a little taller
Mother that bro looks good. It looks fine. It doesn't look it doesn't look bad at all
Also, I don't see any um, I don't see anything else unless I'm tweaking
Oh it fell out
IRL donation
IRL don't know. Bro, you did not have to, you did not have to IRL don't know. No, it looks fine, baby. It looks fine.
Next year, about to the day.
Is it a poster?
Is that who I, okay.
Boggy's new pet.
Oh my fucking god, please don't tell me this is from Boggles.
Dear Giddy Witty Boo Boo Bear, I loved this poster I sent you.
You're my favorite non-human entity.
Also, Boggles owns you.
Here's a couple of jokes.
Why did Darth Maul cross the road
get to the other side. Why didn't the chicken cross your road? Because it saw you and got scared.
Ha ha, you better have laughed. If you didn't laugh, then you did jumping jacks.
And the bottom it says, the jitty santsaurus. This is disgusting, bro.
Yo, it's an AI slob poster of boggles riding a horse with me.
Next email, this is from Italy, I believe.
Forza, Italia!
Please be food.
What the f...
Packaged corn?
Oh no, this is from...
Is that Korean? Korean corn?
Japanese.
Wait, this is from Japan?
Should I cook it first or just go in?
Japanese corn?
It's super rare.
That's pretty fucking good, I'm about like, hey, that's pretty fucking good.
Thank you. Thank you, my boy. Um, should I put this on a plate or something?
Put it there. Thank you, my boy. Much love.
This is Japanese candy, I think.
I don't really know what it says, it just says heart chocolate, heart chocolate.
If you read the back, it says, heart chocolate Fuji.
Really good.
Hello Kitty, you have a way of brightening my day. Oh, here we go.
Hi, Jinxie. My name is Italy, aka Constipated Kitten. I'm 22 and I work two jobs. I enjoy
watching your content when I struggle sleeping. For some reason, your screaming and crash outs
helped me sleep. My favorite streams are when you collab with queso, sketch, or moist. They
never fail to make me laugh. I also wanted to congratulate you for winning the Rock League
tournament. That stream really had my ass clenched. Oh my god, I remember that. I really hope I set this
to the correct address because I don't have a discord or know what that is anyways. I made you a bow
and added some goodies that I think you'll enjoy. Sincerely, Italy, aka constipated chicken or kitten.
I really hope the chocolate didn't melt. It did not. It did not. It was good. Bro, how do you get
get all these like Japanese snacks.
Can you get these online, Chad?
Holy shit.
These are good, bro.
Uh, what is this?
Yes, they're from Japan.
Yeah, I know the Japanese snacks are from Japan.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
I know the Japanese snacks are from Japan.
Where would they be from? Uganda?
What in the world is this?
Strawberry mochi?
I'm in heaven right now.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, it feels so soft.
I don't care.
Chat the competition is over.
Japan has the best candy.
Japan, no, no, no.
Japan is the best candy.
I don't even care anymore.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is one of the best things I've ever been sent.
Yo, constipated kitten, you're the goat.
I mean, that is actually insane.
No, like, that's so good.
Bro, what?
Please be more candy.
Japanese candy is the best.
I don't even care.
What is this?
Crunchy sweet bites.
You can be on the bottom.
Maki is a soft Japanese dough. Really?
These look like pretzels, no? Are they pretzels?
Whoa, look at these things. They look like a pretzel mitzvah churro, I guess?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Okay.
They taste like churros.
I'm not even kidding.
But like better.
Well,
thought no candy was gonna be able to beat Mexico the only winner that's
better than Mexico is Japan Japan candy is insane Japan is the best candy now
what is this chat's called a Sakiru Sakiru it's really long
I'm not even getting what is this bro? What is this?
Sakiru
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm eating all this. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care
This is the best one. This is the best one. This is
Oh, my God.
OK.
Japan is the best candy in the world.
Japan is the best candy in the world.
I don't even care.
Chad, chad, chad, zachore.
Yep, fat, of course, type whatever you want.
Right now everybody, leave the stream
and buy at least one Japanese candy online.
Oh, my God.
Come on, this is so good.
It's so good.
It's so good. It's so good.
No, my god. I
Don't even care if I get a stomach ache. It's so good. Oh
my god. Oh my god, okay
Italy you're the goat you the goat. Oh
My god, that was so good. Is this the preparation for the diamond gym? Yo, bro
What's gonna prepare me for the diamond gym Armageddon? What do you want me to do? I?
I don't care.
How do I prepare for the diamond gym?
Should I go to hell or something?
That was the best, guys.
I'm not kidding when I say this.
That was the best candy I've ever been sent.
It was so...
The quintessential quintuplets.
Is it a book?
Oh my God, it's like a...
Oh, this looks like a manga, no?
Why is everybody spamming peak?
Why is everybody spamming peak?
This looks like a manga.
Oh, so it's an anime.
Quintessential quintuplets.
Chat, it's an anime.
It's a romance anime.
Wow, a lot of people in the chat actually know what it is.
Chat, should I watch this?
It's a whole manga.
Dude, everybody's saying Pete.
What?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
That candy, I don't even care if I get diabetes, bro.
That was so good.
I like, dude.
Oh my God.
Sorry.
Next time out of the day.
Um, okay. I believe he was painting me and might have messed up a little bit.
This doesn't...
He left a note.
Do you drink tea?
I don't know if you remember me, but a while ago I said I would draw you when I got the
chance.
Well, I got the chance and I decided to do something better.
I didn't just draw you.
I painted you.
I picked a stupid photo for it and I still did work very hard on it.
I have no idea when I'll send you more stuff.
I will admit you are the only content creator to ever open my fan mail and I really enjoy
your content.
Mainly when you react to clips.
You have made me want to start streaming every day to fulfill my, oh, sorry, it, I don't,
I can't read that part. When I get more, when I, when I get more beads and string,
I'll make you a bracelet with your favorite color. What is your favorite color red?
What should I paint and send you with the next bracelet?
Okay, am I,
am I drooling in this image you sent?
I think I'm drooling. Bro, next image I want you to draw is… I don't know what I should
say. What should I say? Bro, maybe try me again with glasses. Oh, do high-fives. Yeah,
Hey, I have two iVis.
That's a good one.
Poster, I believe?
Jinxie, I'm a huge fan and you've inspired me to start streaming.
I can't afford a PC.
Would you consider helping me get one?
I work hard to make most of the opportunity.
And then he left his number.
Ryan, you know I could pay for that.
It depends on what you sent in this poster though.
I'm just gonna tell you straight up, bro.
If you sent some wax shit.
What in the...
Oh, this is kind of cute actually.
This is kind of cute actually.
Welcome to my house.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Next time out of the day.
Hey, so sorry we missed the baby shower.
We're so excited to see you, Junko Jr.
Oh, we're so excited to see Junko Jr.
flourish into the golfing legend.
His papa wishes he could be sending all the love
to the soon family of three from Joey and Victoria.
Okay, I don't, all right, guys, I don't have a kid.
What?
Grab my diapers, I'm golfing with daddy.
Yo, Chad, do you realize like how weird this is
to explain to my mom?
Bro, Chad, my mom and then he sent a baby cow.
Chad, like, my mom literally thinks like I might have a baby when she sees this stuff,
guys.
Guys, come on.
What is this shit?
Seriously.
Cap, you get no ass.
Bar.
Chad, next time I'm out of the day, throw em out, think of it as a prank.
This is my favorite thing of all time!
This is my favorite thing of all time!
Hey, Jinky, streaming every single day is hard work.
Have a delicious peanut butter cookie.
You deserve it.
Also, can you please play Archero 2 on mobile?
I think you'll love it.
What the fuck is Archero 2?
Oh my god, oh my god, I love nutter butters, holy sh-
Love that chicken for Popeyes!
It hits every time.
Fat slob.
Thanks man.
Two Junko!
It's a note!
Hey Jinxie, my name is Leah.
I'm 13 years old and your streams are my absolute favorite thing to watch.
Whenever I finish my homework or have a stressful day, your high energy and hilarious clips
always put a smile on my face.
I just wanted to say thank you for all the entertainment and I wanted to say something
special.
I made you a custom homemade Jinxie charm myself.
I spent a lot of time on it and I really hope you like it.
Maybe even show it to the chat.
I also sent some super sour candy that I want you to try on stream.
You're an inspiration to me, Jinx Eats and Ever Give Up. Thank you for being the
funniest content creator on the internet and for showing everyone what
hard work looks like. Keep crushing on the grind and never turn down the volume.
You're a little fan, Liam. P.S., say hi to HiveOstery. W. Liam, bro. Oh god. Mega
Sour raspberry? Define what you mean by mega sour. I'll be the judge of that.
I thought it was the gummy and it really was not a gummy I thought it was a gummy I didn't
bite it. Oh my god. That is sour. That's very sour.
Suck on the balls?
Uh, pulse.
Can you frame it in like a better way?
Alright, and even through it, a baker may feel cheesy.
Hey, he gave me a jawline.
Thank you, Liam.
Liam, I love you, baby.
So, let's get a W, Liam, in the chat.
Sorry, chat. One more of these candies.
This is the best thing I've ever eaten.
I don't even know what it's called.
Something Machi.
Best thing I've ever eaten, legitimately.
It's called Fuck You.
Okay, timeout scrollie. You're scrollie. You're an asshole, dude.
Next fan mail today. It's a tiny... what the? Chococharm?
Capcan Warden? Oh, it's like the operator I was? Can you leave a note?
Oh, yeah, there's a note, oh, shit, oh, shit, from Theo, dear Jinxie, I recently started
to watch your streams and then I was hooked, you helped me get through bad moods without
even knowing, you're helping thousands of people be happy, keep doing what you're doing,
At 3d printed you these are six things
W W Theo man
W Theo man Theo. Thank you, baby
Welcome to my house play the music
What's the fuck
To my soon-to-be stepson, please pass this along to your mom as a gift from me.
Also, didn't hear from you on Father's Day, but that's okay. Love you, son. From Big Daddy.
I don't even want to know what this is. I don't even want to know what this is, bro.
You're a demented person, bro.
What is this?
Launcher, right?
I'm not wearing this guys. I'm not wearing this bro. Why would you send me lingerie you sociopath?
Yeah, I don't care how many times I put it on I'm not putting that on
No, no chat no
Be grateful you're so oh, I'm ungrateful
That this guy said me lingerie and then said I he's my dad
They got to go fuck himself
Yeah, I'm not ungrateful no, no, I'm not ungrateful this guy's like this guy's fucking weird
He said me to lingerie. I'm not wearing that
Trying to untie this. Come on, baby boy.
Oh.
Golf ball. Thought?
What? What's a golf ball?
Made in China.
I didn't even know they made golf balls in China.
Did they golf in China?
Whoa.
It sounds like hollow in the center of it.
Don't open it.
But shouldn't I hit these?
I mean to be fair if I hit these they're going right into the lake.
It has a J on it.
Probably has a GPS.
No, there's no GPS, bro.
What's different oh my god, I love this game.
Spot the differences.
Check, can you spot them?
Okay, first difference.
This ladder has three little bars on the right, the one on the left doesn't.
Second difference, this, wait, is this for babies?
This one has a bird and a nest.
What's the third difference?
Ooh, the top, though, one of the birds on the right, they're both looking left, and
on the left, they're looking at each other.
Oh yeah, this is for like little kids.
Guys, I don't have that much to eat.
And there's an alien up top, yo, Voggles.
Voggles, put a sock in it.
Next hand mail.
in the fuck.
This is such an OG ass picture. This is like 2022.
Chad, this is my prime autism.
Dude, this is such an OG picture.
Yeah. All right, boys. I still believe there's a couple of items left.
Baby cough, yo bro, it's not a baby cough, it's called sickness.
What though?
Read before you open black bag.
Why is there a USB?
drive. Hey, Jyn, see, I sent you the same package in your last fan mail, but you read
the wrong letter and thought it was a virus. So I'm sending it to you again. And this time
I sent you the box it came with so you know it's not a hacking device. It's a DVD player.
I want you to play the DVD that I custom made you. It's only a minute long and it's from
Santa Claus. Enjoy.
Yeah, but bro, the problem is you want me to plug this into my PC and this can
be anything. What the fuck? A minute long and it's from Santa Claus. What do you
You mean Santa Claus?
It's fucking July 17th, you lunatic.
How about should I play this DVD?
So what, I just put it in here?
How do I put it in?
How do I put it in bro the problem is bro, you're just like you're telling me to like
dude, you're telling me to plug shit in my PC like like I'm not this dumb like a bro
I don't know what the fuck's on that you psycho that could like leak my address
To Jimmy and Dante's
Where did Warwick and Hecarim get their merc tread boots the Darth Maul we watch your streams every day love you kiddo
So I'm not using Xbox
You don't have as what it up joke if you she really want to see what it is you can just put the disk into the Xbox and if I mean it won't do anything okay but are you sure that'll work like are you sure it's a Blu-ray disk we should be fine yeah.
So, you want me to plug in a random DVD from a viewer.
And he said it's from a message from Santa and it's July 17th.
This guy's going to have like peanut butter on himself naked.
Oh yeah, you don't have to show it to me, you can just look at it.
All right, let's plug it in.
You convinced me.
Hi guys, I just put it in the little slot here.
Yeah, I'm sure you have nothing in it first. Yeah, it's not a bad thing
Hi guys, I put it in the Xbox. Oh my god, I'm scared
Wait, let me swap
All right, I put it in I put it in I put it in I'm swapping to my Xbox view now
Hi guys, it's not bad to be show chat
Yeah
Yeah, whatever as I plugged it and nothing happened see I
I can't see the screen, what is this time?
Like show chat.
Show the Xbox screen.
Chat.
Chat, I put in his DVD, but I don't see anything.
Fuck any batteries.
Any batteries.
I
Was this a bad idea bro, no bro. What could go wrong?
Everything's Santa bro. What's like naked bro?
Hi, he said a message from Santa Claus does that not concern you a little
No, Santa's real. It's probably a real message.
I need to sync my controller, bro.
I'm actually terrified.
I'm syncing my controller.
I know an easier way to sync it, but this way sucks.
Alright, bro. Viewer's DVD.
So is this going to pull up right away?
Yeah, you should just see your DVD, Tom.
there this this this yeah let's just see the intro all right chat are you
ready this is the I'm gonna be honest it's the first time I've ever had a fan
mail go this far this guy sent me a fucking DVD are you ready yes yep yes
I can't
Hi vice fix the face camera quick, please every camera. Yeah, Chad. Are you ready? I
Really am concerned Chad. Are you ready?
Chad are you ready, bro? All right
That's it, just so we're all caught up, um, let me read this guy's letter again.
Highlights, you ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Highlights, you ready?
Oh, shit.
Highlights, uh, hang up if you can.
Okay.
All right, baby.
Jack.
Just so we're all on the same speed.
Okay.
All right, baby, Jack, just throw all of the same speed.
He said, hey, Jinxy, I just sent you the same package in your last fan mail, but you read
the wrong letter and thought it was a virus, so I'm sending it to you again.
And this time, I sent you the box it came in, so you know it's not a hacking device.
It's a DVD player for you to play.
Play the DVD that I custom made you.
It's only one minute long and it's from Santa Claus.
I need to install Blu-ray disc player, Jesus.
God, I'm getting adshied.
I wanna know what this is.
What is this?
I'll see you at another candy bar, I wait.
Bro, I wanna know what this is, bro.
Like what is this shit?
Okay, we installed it.
Alright, I'm playing the DVD.
I'm playing the DVD.
I don't know how I got to this point.
It should just immediately load up, I think.
Oh, this is it. Is this is DVD?
Screen's black. I don't know.
Hello, sir.
Sir, your DVD.
Maybe I'll close out of the app and then reload it back.
Close out of the app and then reload it back up.
The DVD is in the Xbox.
Is he hacking me?
Hi guys!
What is this bro?
What is this?
Put the DVD back in, take the DVD out and put it back in.
Okay, I just ejected the DVD and I'm going to put it back in.
Chad, what way do you face DVD?
Did I face the text on the right or the left?
Face the text on the left?
It's not Blu-ray.
Yeah, but it made me install Blu-ray, bro.
Maybe install Blu-ray.
Guys, I'm so confused.
Oh, we're having trouble reading this. Make sure it's Blu-ray or DVD.
If it's a game...
What?
Wait, let me paste the text on the last this time.
Click the DVD, not the app.
Wait, when you say click the DVD, what do you mean?
Click the disc icon?
Where?
Guys, I don't see a disc icon.
Guys, I don't see a disc icon.
What do you mean, disc?
I knew this would never work.
You got the same CTE, but you guys have no idea
what you're even talking about.
Yeah.
Hi, guys, what do I do, bro?
Um, try the app again.
You face it.
There's definitely a disc in there.
There's definitely a disc in there.
They're just typing cc like always and not being like helpful.
Classic.
Yeah, maybe flip it around.
I don't know.
I already flipped it.
I could try to flip it on the other side, but then when I did that it said it.
I'll put it back in.
They said we can't read if this is DVD or not.
I knew this would never work, it's actually on Xbox.
On PC it would definitely work, but on Xbox I don't know.
PC's way riskier, bro.
Like, whatever this DVD is, now I need to know what it is.
From Santa Claus, like...
Also, bro, he literally told me to use PC.
I'm assuming this can't even work on Xbox.
guys resetting my console is not gonna do fucking anything it's not gonna do
anything I'll do it just for the just us just to spite you guys so I can do
anything
I have a feeling it's not a virus to be honest
you trusted me to do it bro like look I don't know if it's a virus cuz I know
the PC would work yeah he just said it like I don't know if it was a virus you
wouldn't board it like this I'm so curious as to what the fuck this is
like I'll try resetting chat I reset app let's see hopefully this just randomly
works
bro what if it like explodes the PC I've had to not probably about it I'd
Yeah, I'm so fucking curious now
I'm so curious like I knew Xbox one word Xbox is too touchy
cheat. Clean CD like the good old days. I was thinking that but it's fresh dude. This
thing's fresh out of the case. Bro, it's just a fucking Xbox. It's not a Blu-ray DVD player
so it's not going to read this. Guys, I don't have a laptop. God, laptops, what you got
idea. I don't own a laptop. No, I just have my PC and my backup PC. Your brother's PC.
Oh yeah, bro. Great idea. Let me explode my brother's PC. I trust him. I mean, I don't
think I don't think let's do it. Put it in my PC. Also, I was going to swap off this
PC anyway wait but like what could a DVD player do like if this guy actually
hacked my twitch or something like if it's a fake
dvd player he can like grab all your passwords and shit or inject shit into
your pc and like do whatever you want yeah it's just this is never worth it
chat this is it's guys it's just not fucking worth I'm so curious as to what
his message is yeah but it's not chats PC that's fucking gonna explode also it's
not even the PC exploding it's like what if this guy can like hack my twitch or
something like I don't know I'm definitely like being paranoid but
bro you don't just plug in random DVDs bro like I gotta have better survival instincts than that
That's a good idea, like he should.
To this, risk it.
Yo, I have eyes.
I have eyes.
Yo.
Think we should risk it?
I don't have any two paranoid, bro.
It's not about the exploding it's about the hacking
Can this guy hack me through a fucking DVD if he can't I'll do it. I don't bro this PC's on its last leg anyways
I don't think it's the DVD and stuff. It's like it's the USB thing.
Wait, what is VM? He's saying VM.
A virtual machine.
That's a lot of work.
Yeah, I don't know guys. I'm that's gonna drive me crazy. I'm never gonna know what that message is
And we're not we're not gonna die
Bernard would tell me oh Nick just load it right up Nick
That's what we're not would tell me
Eating again go fuck yourself kid
Rock is this thing on oh god, we're in trouble. What happened is that is this thing on
Precisely four o'clock rock league you ready, baby
Oh, no. Okay, let me see what they said.
My dad said he has a DVD player. Oh, God.
Oh, yeah, if your dad has a DVD player, that's fine.
I don't think that the only thing is,
plugging that USB into your computer is very sus.
Like they could like load anything onto the USB itself.
But if you have a DVD player, then it's fine.
Then you can play it.
Wait, how do DVD players work?
Maybe link to a TV, right?
No, well maybe your dad,
No, well, maybe you're bad too, like,
does he have one that's like USB?
I don't know.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, bro.
I don't know.
This is cinema.
We have to know.
Yo.
Let me call my dad.
How about this?
Let me call my dad.
Okay, okay.
Before I get on Rocket League,
I wanna know what this DVD says.
Let me turn the volume down, yo dad, what up.
Yeah, hold on a second.
Let me turn the volume down.
Yo, I've got a DVD player.
The plugin is like it's not a USB.
It's one of them.
The plug-in is like it's not a USB, it's one of them video, the like the sort of wider ones that are tapered.
Hey, I don't know what kind of VDMI or something.
How do you watch up on it? Do you have it on a TV?
It goes to a TV.
Hmm.
Okay.
Does your monitor have one of them?
I don't know if the thing is, we could use your DVD, but I don't know if we could throw it up on a monitor.
monitor. Yeah, it's got a different type. It's not a USB connection. It's USB to the
power, but the other, the one that pulls in the TV is like a video connection thing that's
not a USB. All right, well, you have on the back of your monitor, do you have the space
for them? I don't know. Maybe we'll do it like, I'll hold on to this fucking DVD and
We'll try to throw it in tomorrow.
I have it right here.
We can look it over here.
Yeah, we'll set it up like tomorrow or something,
but I gotta get on Rocket League.
Hey, don't forget your letters, yeah, four letters.
All right, I got you, dad.
All right, later.
Later, see ya.
All right, Tatt, before we rip Rocket League,
let's read the letters, boys.
Before we rip Rocket League, let's read the letters, boys.
Let it time! Let it time!
Chad we gotta um, oh Chad I gotta swap my Xbox.
I gotta swap my Xbox scene. Chad we gotta drop boys!
Alright. I'm gonna swap.
Yeah, I'm just like I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a dream I don't know what the fucks
in that matter.
I don't know what the fucks in that DVD, but I don't want to like tweak with it for
an hour.
We'll do it tomorrow.
I'll try and get it set up.
Jettus remind me as DVD.
I'm interested bro.
I don't I don't know what the fuck's in that ladies and gentlemen
It is now time for me to get champion in Rocket League who believes in the dream
Can I get championed in Rocket League?
Oh wait, let me read letters real quick
Where did I put them?
All right, so we got three letters here.
I opened one earlier, I think.
From Austin.
Location.
Wait, what?
First letter.
and Willie. Hey, Jixi, I've been enjoying watching your YouTube and I've loved the fan mail openings.
Oh my god, did I leak? Oh my god, did I leak?
My name is Austin. I'm part of the Lake Home Livestock Club. I'm 13 and I enjoy playing soccer
and spending time with the pigs. This is my third year showing pigs. My first year showing a bread.
So what does showing mean? What does showing mean? I will be showing Willie in showmanship and I also
market class during the Lynn County Fair of the July 13th. What? I would love to see you there.
Oh you do biddings on pigs? What?
What?
VAS!
Showing Cattle's competition.
It's a pig auction?
Next letter.
Dear Jinkler, I wrote this at camp.
I can't even read what you're saying.
I'm giving you a gift of spring on the floor.
Jack stop typing fucking DVD! I'm not setting it up right now!
Next letter, dear Jinxie, I want to take a moment and write something real and let you
know how much I appreciate everything you do.
It's easy to see the jokes, the energy, the chaos, and the laughs on stream, but behind
all of that is someone who shows up every day with a level of passion and consistency
that genuinely makes a difference in people's lives.
Your content has a way of lifting the moods even on days when things feel heavier, stressful.
something special about the way you connect with your community. It's not just entertainment,
it's comfort, it's belonging, and it's a reminder that there is a place to go where things feel a
little bit brighter. I admire the effort you put into everything, the long streams, the creativity,
and the way you interact with everyone and the way you keep pushing forward no matter what. It's
inspiring to see someone chase what they love without much dedication. You built something
very meaningful and you've touched more people than you probably ever realized. So thank you for
the laughs, the positivity and the hard work and for being yourself. You've created a space that
feels good to be a part of and I'm grateful for that. Wishing you continued success, happiness,
and all the good things life has to offer from Landon. Dude, Landon, that's like one of the nicest
messages I've ever read. W. Landon, man. W. Letters. Jamesy, was that hair cut a punishment
like this is the shit I'm talking about? We literally read something positive and then you
you type that all right chat I believe we have a rocket league skin today let's
load up the game I'm gonna reboot the game here and it should be live because
it's 4pm lock in kittens chat it's time for me to get champ it's time for me to
to get champed bro. It's time to really get championed chat.
What's up gamers?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, why is my rocket league not launching?
Oh, that's why chat. I'm about to get champed today, boys. Here comes the most massive winning streak you've ever seen.
Now check. We're going to rock
leave for about two hours and
we're going to try to see if we
can get the champion right.
We're going to try to see boys.
If you want information on the
drops, check Rocket League's
Twitter.
Oh, well.
Jinx, the LTE Mog everyone.
Wait, what?
Starting with James.
He and his friends.
ball right title spreads from player to player win with or against someone who has it equipped unlocked to unlock the title and Magger decal keep the chain alive.
Vas.
Rocky Lee thinks I'm log.
Okay.
I need to change my title then.
to change your. I'm getting
champ today chat you're gonna
see you're gonna see. Banner
banner banner tag tag. All
right there it is. Wait do I
have it. Is the D column here.
I don't see it. I don't see it. Fannick? I don't see it. Do I have to play a game? It's under the M's.
Did I pass it or no?
Did I pass it?
It's for Fennec.
Fennec?
Oh yeah, I think you're right, Chad.
You're right, you're right, you're right, kittens.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Darth Vader decal.
I don't see it.
Guys, I don't see it.
Am I tweaking?
I don't see it
Guys, I don't see it am I tweaking I
Don't see it
Top left notice my current one do I have to play a game
I
See after when again with that title
Yeah, I have to win a game with that title sure that's what it is
I have to win a game with that title surely
Surely shortly shortly shortly shortly shortly after when a game with that title not happening
Yo, I'm gonna get chance today little
So no one's getting it. No the thing about this skin is everyone's gonna get it. That's a cool thing
It spreads like wow
Oh, no
Let me warm up, oh god.
Let me warm up, oh god.
That is the worst start to the day ever.
I can't tell him the worst time and ever because of one bad moment.
Thank god I didn't score that.
Hit that nice.
Twinkle Sigma.
Oh my god.
He just peed.
He actually just peed.
What?
No, I'm on that ass.
I'm on that ass.
I'm on that ass.
No, I'm on that ass.
I'm on that ass, boy!
I'm on that anus!
No.
All right, these guys are good.
Go!
Wait, it's going to bounce?
Hold up.
Off the wall.
He hits it.
Good demo.
He hits it. Good demo. Good demo from the boy.
Wait, Flarek does feel clean.
Go, go. Nine. Bro, this game might end up being my fault, chat.
Chat, this game might be my fault, guys. I'm not even kidding.
No, no!
Yes!
But she makes actually a lot of fully shit.
Twinkle open it!
What?
Oh!
No!
What?!
What?!
NA Diamond is a lawnmower. Bubbles, you're Oceana Diamond, that's even less players.
What do you mean NA Diamond is a lawnmower?
But he missed, he missed.
Oh, god damn it, we need to get the last.
We need to score right now, we need to score right now. There's no other option.
Oh, I got you.
Bro, they're so good in Diamond lobbies, I swear!
Diamond lobbies are so- oh no.
That's a goal. Please get him there.
Nah, back at me though. That's a goal.
I keep missing all my shots!
Fuck chat!
Jump on that. Wait a minute.
He missed. Oh my god, I should have known he was going to miss.
What's that?
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I'm not a pitch invader bro. I'm a diamond player shut up
My son a pitch invader kid perfectly play shot am I still a pitch invader buddy
Not gonna lie, my teammate sent me a partner, that's gonna miss.
Chat, should we get some music rolling shortly?
Pass it?
Who wants to?
I play so good with music.
Chat plays so good with me.
I ALMOST SAVED THAT!
I almost saved that.
Guys, I'm so close though.
What did this guy just call me?
Nice save, something?
What the fuck did he say it's believed?
I
That's it wow drop spreading
I just see the music I just see music I just see music
Chad the only thing I need is music I thought somebody else
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You're not a perp, it won't stop putting on me
I swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
We've done for life
It's all and all and all
Oh no
But you're your mighty name
You're not a perp
How about some in a bomb in a banger, what's up?
I know, just a little problem
Yeah, talk to you, baby
I
Are you sure kid?
You're the dumbest fucker I've played with all day slowest fucker that guy's pissed
Yeah, I don't have anything
Wait, so what if I spread the skin to somebody and then play them and then win that I would
get it? Well, it's gonna spread naturally anyways, yeah? I know. Yeah, tell them to
see if they can slap it on my account. Hi, guys, all good. Hey, all good, baby. I don't
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Oh, they were EU.
Yeah, maybe they were EU, but bro, like, no diamond ones play like that.
Bro, I might drop to Plat.
Tryna think one more loss when I drop to Plat, bro.
No, Junko, I'm EU Diamond.
Check his peak rank.
Check his peak rank.
I'm not buying it for a second, that guy's peaked that fucking Diamond one.
I'm not buying that.
Bro, unless EU is that good.
What's his name?
Zixie.
I'm not buying it for a second, I got peaked at Diamond 1.
This is him.
Zixie.
Yeah, Diamond 1.
Wait, but he's on a 22 game winning streak.
Uh, Suss. 22 game winning streak?
Pfft. Wait, wait. That's Suss as fuck.
Oh. 22 matches 4 game winning streak.
Or maybe he is just a EU Diamond. Maybe he is just a EU Diamond.
I got him at 10-4.
Yeah, cuz I'm telling you chat, NA Diamond 1, they're not doing that.
I've played like 10 games in NA Diamond 1.
Chat play like 10 games here. No one does that shit.
Flip resets and shit.
Do you know what I mean? Yes they do. I literally play every day. Bro, no one does that. Both
of those guys were like air dribbling. Dude, in Diamond, people can air dribble and flip
reset but it's really inconsistent. Those guys were so consistent. What do you mean?
I played like three days straight, like two days ago.
be honest those guys are such it is consistent bro I'm literally in this
rank those guys were like the best team I play hands out it might be the fact
that they're EU or it could be like an alt account I'm gonna go with EU maybe
those guys are fucking good or it can be a smurf those guys were like high
diamond I'm talking like diamond to diamond three scale not even diamond
two I played diamond shoes before those guys were like diamond three scale
dead ass I'm telling you bro watch this game these opponents are not gonna play
That's all.
Okay, that's all.
Okay, do you guys like music or no music?
I'm down with whatever.
That's a good touch.
But that's a great touch.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, I got this, I got this.
It's a good shot with a good save.
Nice.
They gotta be out of this soon.
Wow, two good saves by them.
It's a good touch.
damn what a touch music but slightly less loud okay how about like that
volume I did about 60% volume from a hundred percent
let's get ya boys
I
Draw supply
We have to win!
No!
Why?
Bro!
Bro!
There's a problem on Rocky League where players forfeit way too early.
Bro, it was 2-0 with 4 minutes left.
You guys are gonna forfeit?
Bro, 2-0 with 4 minutes left.
Bro, what are you a bitch?
You're a bitch.
You're a bitch.
You're a bitch.
You're a bitch.
You're a bitch.
You're a bitch.
You're a bitch.
You're a bitch.
You're a bitch.
What are you a bitch?
He's going to league too, brutal forfeit.
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I love her, Scott, human.
She's a good girl.
Everybody's disapprover.
Everybody's disapproved.
I should have worshipped her sooner.
If the heavens ever did speak,
She's the last true mountain.
Every Sunday getting more and more.
He has to think out.
He has to think out.
He needs me.
Say, see what I mean.
He's not a...
I've judged off as no absolute.
No, he doesn't.
You were to get in bed.
Only heaven I'd be sent to
When I'm alone with you
I was born sick, but I love
And meant me to be well
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Take me to the child
So I can dog at the start of your life
I'll tell you my sins and you can jump and get nigh
I'll believe that there's still a good chance
If you give me my life
That's the truth, I will survive the dog and the spider get nigh
I'll tell you my sins and you can jump and get nigh
I'll believe that there's still a good chance
If you give me my life
Mama taking on the good time
I love it
You should know this song you should already know this song we're going for chapter
You should know this one
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How about I said I get it?
Hi guys, is it in my game?
Bro, diamonds hard bro, these motherfuckers are good.
Hi guys, when I load an episode in there, okay, bad, bad, should I think I got the decal?
I heard of us, I'm gonna check it out.
That is sexy as fuck.
Now we can spread this shit like a virus.
It's literally gonna spread to everyone because it goes to one person and then it goes to
it like goes to one then two then three then four it's gonna spread like a fucking virus
man.
The switch drops aren't working make sure you're linked make sure you're like oh my god that
looks so good chat.
Don't be rocket league man.
That looks so good.
My teammates.
How does my team-
You ain't no play with me!
What do you mean?
Can you hear me?
How did you know how to do that?
How?
How?
Can I get a song?
New decal! Look at the decal!
Hey there Delilah!
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Time's quick and shine is rising
I swear it's true
Hey there galila, don't you worry about the distance I'm like that if you can only give this song about everything close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my style, not my side
Oh, it's watching through to me
Don't bite into the turnoff, hold on.
Alright, here we go.
Okay.
I got that.
Yep.
Alright, all good.
Walk in.
Walk in.
I know, I know.
Damn!
Bro, diamond is hard!
To the moon
Oh, watch it to the moon
Oh, watch it to the moon
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
And I don't care if I have no other way
I can't, you can't hurt me
You can't hurt me
Fun of us and we'll just laugh along
Because we know that none of them
I
Fuck it love this guy's energy. I fucking love it
I love this guy's at a chat. What's the song that goes my father said one day we'll leave this world
Yeah, we're the night. Yeah, the night tonight. That's what it is
Well, that was 16 my father's
God, I love this
Sorry
I'm not a shadow, just a bit
The animals are chopping my blade
I'm faced with fear, but I'm not fierce
Learned by lessons to teach them
Reason to learn to fear
One day my father
He told me, son, don't let a single ring
Answer the aim is not my mistake
I can't give you the value I have
If we have to face
I think we can play with you face
He said one day, you'll make this world behind
Sparking in her life, you will remember
My father told me, but now she's gonna die
He's gonna die, that's the hell they decide
It's gonna be so fucking great
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We are together
No doubt, you will miss
If you go back, we are together
We are
Ikki
We are together
On Ikki and Jirou
And Zuni
We are together
We are together
Float over
We are together
Toma and Ma
Aleo and Ola
We are together
These are the visions of the beginning
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The sound of the police shot us down, and the police shot us down.
How come?
Don't stop making pop, DJ, gonna speak to some tonight.
I'm gonna fight till we see the sun rise.
Get stuck on the block, the party's on the stop and the wall.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't stop making pop, DJ, gonna speak to some tonight.
Tonight I'm gonna fight till we see the sunlight
Yeah, we'll start from the start
But the party on the stop now
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If you move me up, you break me down
My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me
With my hands up, you got me now
You got me
another win bro, on the grind to champ, another win, on the grind to champ
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Chatsy and Blunderwolf
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Chatsy and Blunderwolf
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Ah this game feels so good with music, it's insane bro.
9.
Oh hey, I'm not making it.
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Oh hey, I'm not making it.
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Oh hey, I'm not making it.
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Oh hey, I'm not making it.
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Oh hey, I'm not making it.
This game goes so good with music. It's insane, bro.
Best game for music, that ass.
What game goes best with music chat out of every game in the world?
I'm going rock-a-league.
James, see you ruin my day, bro.
Bro, look at this decal. Oh my God! So pretty!
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.
By now you should have somehow realized what you gotta do.
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding And all the lights I need
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She like to do drugs too, she aint not hold on to this A2 type of ass
But I think I love her
This guy's slurping his little dick off
Oh
My god
He's not a Smurf, he's not a Smurf, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not a Smurf, yup.
This peeks Diamond 1.
So it's not even the fact that he's smurfing, it's the fact that he's smurfing and stream
snapping and then saying he's not smirking. Like you're the biggest shot I know, bro.
This is the second time I've lost to this guy for that. I'm just D2. Yo bro, just get some ass,
bro. Get some ass. Just get some ass. You've done nine ceiling resets and you just first
try to cocks her bitch. You're not D2. Shut the fuck up. Like shut the fuck up. Please shut up.
Like, and then you're stream-slamping too, like, I'm not even typing anything, and then
he's like, I'm not a smurf!
It's like, how do you know I'm accusing you of smurfing?
Oh, you're in the stream, okay.
And second time he's stream-slammed.
Like, well, I know you want attention, bad, uh, you're a fucking loser, deadass.
God, this game has so many slurs.
It's literally ridiculous how many smokes this fucking game has.
Yeah, if your beach diving too, I'll get an ab stat.
This guy's definitely like a champ player at the minimum.
His teammate's ab, but it doesn't even matter because he has five fucking goals.
Jesus.
If you're going to smurf and stream snipe, but then don't lie, because now you're just
a fucking friend to me.
You're smurfing and stream sniping and lying about smurfing, like you're a fucking loser.
Deadass, you're a loser.
I know what diamond players play like, because I'm a diamond player?
Uh, yeah, no.
Of course he rolls it off his head.
Look, look, I'm peak champ one, I swear.
I'm champ two, man.
Remember, you're fucking loser, bro.
That's what you are.
One life, I've never been wrong, ever.
Every time I've accused someone of smurfing, I've been correct.
It's just obvious.
Because bro, every game, I have a diamond one on my team, and I play against two diamond
ones.
So I see what they do.
See what they can do, see what they can do.
This fucker did five ceiling resets and then first tried a crux surface, like yeah, you're a champ.
You're a fucking champ.
Don't lie.
So Jack, he said he was Diamond II, then he said he was Champ 1, then he said he was Champ 2.
Like yo, how about you just get a life throw?
So what does that mean? Is actual ranks like Champ 3 or something?
Second time this guy's played me today by the way
Literally second time GGs yo bro go fuck yourself literally go fuck yourself
GGs I'll fucking dude shut the fuck up
Smurfing degenerate creep loser
God this game has so many fucking smurfs bro. Oh my god
2v2 tournament in 3 minutes, might play that.
2v2 tournament, can't you be playing?
This game has so many smurfs.
Jesus.
I
Just hit with the 2v2 tournament of playwrights so many fucking Smurfs man. Oh my god
So cringe
Smurfing stream sniping huge sniping lying about being a Smurf like someone should literally just knock you out, bro
God, you're a weirdo.
Because the thing about Rocket League is like, you can't make a generalization.
Like I'm sure like a Diamond 3 could do what he does, maybe.
Not as consistent.
Rocket League, the rank you're in is specific and it matters.
Like Diamond 1 basically just means you're better than like Plats.
You're barely better than a blast.
That's all Diamond 1 means.
Diamond 2 means you're better than like the low diamonds.
Diamond 3 means you're almost ready to be champ.
That fucker was champ.
He did 5 ceiling resets, didn't miss a single time.
First try to cocks her bench.
You got boosted.
I soloque you.
Like I soloque you.
You're wrong.
I literally just chewed all my games on stream.
I soloque you.
We're hitting diamond one. It's not hard bro. You just have to be somewhat competent
Just a play attorney
I'm gonna go be
Hey, how am I boosted if I so much you'd all my games? Let's literally just come I told you all my games how is that boosted?
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It's hard to score on these guys
The defense is good. Oh no
Oh, no.
We got turned over.
That's so unlucky.
So unlucky here.
Ticks on your eyes.
We are people all over the world.
We're fighting in every corner.
We're all enjoying singing in the wild.
Take me now.
We can try.
We got lucky, we got lucky.
I've played Rocket League and your teammates been so bad that like you can't even like you don't even know what to do
I don't know how to react to that like bro, just move out of the quarter and I can just hit the ball
Like what the fuck
This guy's actually asked bro, he never lets me hit the ball either
All right
On the challenge
One of the challenges again.
Finish that.
Should be wide open.
I mean that's not me.
I didn't know if he was coming up or not.
The game was probably over anyways.
I feel like this kid just never let me hit the ball.
I hate playing with people who don't let me hit the ball.
I can't stand it.
I
Hate playing we were going to hit the ball
We could try the young we try the second chance tournament, maybe I
Just that was a gold tournament see what I mean like I just I don't know how to play with this guy I
I got to have for one ranked game and then I can play the gold tournament.
It's like I don't know how to play with you if you're just constantly stealing the ball
from me.
I got his gold.
Jesus.
I have time at that guys five minutes sure listen up time
Yeah, maybe not.
Bro, I just like-
I hate when I'm playing Rocket League and my teammate, literally.
like magnetically glued to the ball wherever the ball goes he goes he doesn't
care who's closer
and it's like and it's like the entire time I'm trying to like see like what is
this guy doing you know like what did you do it
the fuck?
the fuck?
the fuck?
Why are you laughing?
That's a shot!
Oh yeah!
Lightworks!
Damn!
What is a dribble, bro?
I don't know how to dribble, watch this.
Okay, well I'm never controlling that.
I'm not fucking messy.
We are the people that rule the world.
Vot!
Can't hit the ground, huh?
No, who?
Oh, who?
Jack-a-Jab, I can job, watch this, watch this.
Psycho? What am I supposed to do?
How the fuck is this a platinum pack? Jesus.
Pretty basic aerial bro this is not basic this is on an angle.
No, but real platinum is hitting this like the platinum is hitting this shit
In a game fuck no, maybe in training
Maybe in training yeah in a game nobody's getting this
Golds hit this boggles your fucking collusion
Alright guys, let's chat up in this tournament
Let's chat up in this tournament
You are so ass it's insane
Hey bro, I'm a diamond player
I don't care what you say to me.
Mmm.
I got diamond by myself, buddy.
I got diamond by my goddamn self.
Solo Dola.
Solo Q.
So what do you mean cap?
I sold out to you the diamond on stream.
I sold out to you the diamond on stream.
What do you mean cap?
Oh.
That is our carrier.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Jack, how did I get carried to Diamond by solo queue?
That logic doesn't make any sense.
That's not that hard to get out of.
Jesus.
I have another CTE teammate.
Okay.
Alright.
I thought he was gonna hit it.
Alright, it's locked in.
Nope.
Yeah, this teammate's gonna be on the bottom lane.
See what we can do though.
That's a goal.
Goal!
Woohoo!
Weird angle.
Wait!
That's on me.
Gotta score that.
Stay on it. Hit it up. Nice.
God, I want to aerial for that, but like if I don't score with some of them, yeah.
Hard area I don't score to.
Yeah, I think my teammate literally has like CTE
Go fuck off my court
Yeah, this team is gonna be one of those guys that just misses the ball gliders walk in bro
I'm not gonna lie, I noticed since I got to Diamond, my teammates got way better.
But, I don't know how tournaments are gonna be, but I really don't know.
So even the other team, they're like ass.
All right, bladders you can't just keep missing the ball man
Good pass
Wow man, low pop, low pop, low pop, low pop, low pop, low pop, low pop, oh my god I'm playing
that shit, oh my fucking god, fuck, nice one.
I love this arena I can't but I missed out empty net
I mean that's on me I had an open golden just choked
Oh, that's on me.
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Got evil eyes
20 seconds. Come on.
Got to hit them all once, thank you.
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Still alive!
Still alive in this tournament.
Oh my god.
That's actually insane.
That was actually ridiculous.
Holy shit.
Wow chat, I cannot believe that genuinely.
Pass it up.
Okay, okay.
I'm on it.
Don't you fucking dare.
I have people don't trust their team.
Nice.
Get out of there.
All right.
That bit of limp dick ass clear is that.
Nice.
Nice.
Not bad.
Take this back boost.
Play little bully ball.
Nice.
It's down man.
God man, their defense is low.
man their defense is locked. Oh wow that's crazy. And out of here. Wait, wait. Stay on
that for the finish. God, you're trailing. You're trailing but I shot. It's like FK
on the bat fuck it's over this game is crazy close
look at that
bump bump why are you never at the ball why are you never on the ball
Nope, I'll reach it out of here.
Yeah, let's go.
Yes!
I don't know how we're still in this.
Hit it.
Were you ever near the plane?
That's on me.
That was on me.
My teammate was a lobotomite, but I still had an open goal in this.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Goal turning, by the way, your chat, like, guys, I don't, what is this agenda, bro?
Guys, I solo killed the diamond, bit off my dick.
It's not some sacred rank bro.
I'm so good right now.
Bro, your peak is Brahms.
I'm diamond one division two how is my feet brought me up I'm diamond one deep
two
As I'm only solo queue
There's no like first excuse from
This is my natural rank, bro.
I got my first season, I got like bronze, then I got silver, then I got gold, then I
got flat, then I got flat two, flat three, and now diamond.
Get off my dick!
FK teammate, BORAH!
Alright he's back, he's back, thank god.
Oh my god, this guy's mistable.
Oh my god, empty Nat.
Bang Bang
You're never getting champ bro people said the same thing about diamond. I'm gonna get champ bro. It's gonna take a long time. I'ma get it
I just play smart rockin' it, bro.
I just play smart.
I don't try to, like, overuse mechanics, and I just play smart, bro.
Is this myself good?
I'm not good at any mechanics.
That was the craziest shot I've ever seen.
That made a vibe get to it.
John, it's not even a positioning thing. I gotta set a crazy shot.
Choked.
Almost checked him.
God that's so unlucky though. God that's so unlucky.
He wins that, and then it drops in our net.
God.
What?
Where are you at?
Hold up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Right to you, right to you, right to you, right to you, one pass.
And shot.
Okay.
Shot.
Jesus.
Shot.
Shot.
Wide open.
Yes!
Yes!
Jesus shot shot wide open yes yes yes come on so many shots
I got a song don't you worry about me we're gonna get champion today for no
I got a five-diamond tube today.
Give me that!
Give me that!
I
I'll touch your neck and I'll touch yours
You and those little hearts, they're so far
That's what I guess you know
I'll be around, in my dark past
Never loved, I'm just a little bit of a fool
Never loved, I'm just a little bit of a fool
Never loved, just like you find out
You're such a boy, it feels so wrong to love
I'm just a little bit of a fool
Oh, oh, oh, oh
For you, you see me
And fuck with my soul, ten
Oh, fuck with twenty seven
Got a hand on this
No, I'm not gonna let you hurt me
Please, just take off right away
Out of my system, I'm gonna stay
Sometimes I find little guys in my dreams
Move to a place not far away
Can't notice my heart and race
I'm in and out of my damn needs and ways
And then I watch the race
When I hear the running down, cause I can't taste the air
Needs hard to store
Every one of the other needs hard to store
The sun is getting strong
The sun is getting strong
We're coming down, we're coming down
Love's a treasure
Love's a treasure, love's a treasure
Just as you find out
I feel it in your mouth
And it's where I find my way
Come on, let's get this through here
It's for you here
And now let's let me go
Oh, your hands in the water,
Sweater water.
Oh, you see, you're the light,
And now it's over.
And oh, oh, your hands in the water,
Sweater water.
Nice.
Thanks for watching!
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Chat chat. Oh my god
Wow
Bro this guy clipped us oh my god
Oh my god
This guy clipped us bro this guy clipped us Jesus
To have a drop some off the salon right
Yeah.
Yeah, when does the campaign end?
Let me see, let me see.
When does it end, chat?
It ends.
I think I got all the drops for myself.
So when does it end?
What time?
I don't know why.
I run away.
When does it end?
Drops are good?
Yeah.
W rocketing, man.
What is it them though?
Extend guys I don't have any power over that. Let's completely up to rocket ache
Yeah, how much longer they're still up right?
They had in 15 minutes wait dead ass I was
We're gonna have as it says something about myself. Yeah, let me know how I was a little
Yeah, I have somebody banning her so that someone will play.
Yes.
This game is such a good game when you're just fighting.
R.I.U. move faster, yeah me Isa Tsukasa
Gotta skip it like I did
Y'all so high all fuck gang knows
Now the flow is so lava
Yeah we spit that saliva
I fucked that message from Vyber
I've got the head it's so high
Yeah oh we let Vygon be Vygon's
I got you pay for your friends
I'll take that as a thank you
May God bless you
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No, it's not.
Jump equals Smurf.
No, it's not.
It's not jump equals Smurf.
It's ceiling reset, ceiling reset, ceiling reset Smurf.
Yeah.
But it's also like his teammate did nothing.
Like everyone in the news are diamond, all three of us.
We're all diamond one.
His teammate did nothing.
And then there's just one guy with fucking six goals
who's on the ceiling.
Yeah, rematch, I'd rather kill myself than rematch you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
smurf. It's not about winning or losing, it's about the ways these guys score. Bro, it's
the way these guys fucking score. Chad, I think I'm going to drop some plat if I lose
One more game, but I don't know what to do right keep getting fucking smurfed off
Drive once maybe once could be fun
I'm gonna lose my diamond, bro
I just drank out of something I spit it out, it smells like shit, it smells like shit.
ones are definitely different but ones are just so different because like so many goals
once. Oh no, don't you dare. Yes! Yeah, there's so many goals in one, chat. You made something
worse. I don't know what I did, man. There's just so many sports on this goddamn game. I
I actually hate it.
That's dropping in my net, I think.
Yep.
Wow!
Jay just shot from fucking Narnia.
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And I see the end
It's not over! It's not over!
It's not over!
It's never over!
Just one more year to go
One tear drop from my eye
The thing that I say before
Okay chat drops is over y'all think yep drops is over chat drops is over high
How about this at all?
Chad.
Love y'all voice to death, kid.
Chad, I feel like absolute donkey toodle.
Shit.
I'm really sick, bro.
I hope I feel better soon, dude.
But,
Chad, I'm about to hop off, y'all.
I'm about to hop off.
WStream as always, boys!
WStreams as always, Chad.
I'm going to catch you guys into the next one in two days.
I'm flying to New York for the World Cup finals.
Peace out, Chuck.
Love y'all boys, and I'll see you in the next one.
Peace.
In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening,
and good night.