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[564/730] ๐Ÿ”ด RANDOM CHAOS MODE -> GAMING ๐Ÿ”ด

07-18-2026 ยท 2h 20m

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[00:00:00] I
[00:00:30] I'm doing a show, I be back soon
[00:00:33] I didn't wish you wanted it
[00:00:36] Now I got it in my room
[00:00:39] There's nothing around my beard
[00:00:42] Got the best stars soon
[00:00:46] Chad, what the fuck is up butter cups?
[00:00:51] How are y'all boys doing?
[00:00:53] World Cup finals tomorrow, I know
[00:00:55] Yo Chad
[00:00:56] Um
[00:00:58] Guess what bro
[00:01:00] My flight got canceled because of weather.
[00:01:06] I'm going to try to get a backup flight, bro.
[00:01:07] I'm going to try to get a backup flight.
[00:01:10] Dude, chat, I literally got a text, um, like an hour ago from like my airline.
[00:01:17] They're like, oh, your flight has been delayed because of weather issues.
[00:01:20] And I'm like, ah, no big deal.
[00:01:21] Who cares?
[00:01:21] I can stream a little bit later than.
[00:01:24] Chat, stop putting hard eyes.
[00:01:25] Seriously guys, chill, chill.
[00:01:26] Guys, come on, come on.
[00:01:27] Guys, guys, stop putting hard eyes.
[00:01:29] Um
[00:01:31] But yeah, I get a text that my flights delayed right I get a text that my flights delayed and I'm like
[00:01:36] I whatever like I could just stream later now who cares
[00:01:38] Then I get another text like an hour later that my flight is full-on canceled
[00:01:44] So normally I literally wouldn't care because I fucking hate flying, but bro. It's the World Cup
[00:01:52] Chat I don't
[00:01:54] Bro, I don't know what I'm gonna do
[00:01:56] guys what could I do if I actually don't find a flight if I actually don't find a
[00:02:04] flight a jet you know how much is a jet from Tampa to New York
[00:02:15] For a title, guys, I like flying commercial airlines because, one, it's safer.
[00:02:27] I'm pretty sure, like, jets just crash more often than commercial airlines, and two, like,
[00:02:33] I feel like if you buy it, like, if you rent a jet or something, you're literally just
[00:02:37] Fighting money on fire.
[00:02:38] Dead ass.
[00:02:54] Bro.
[00:02:57] Bro, I just, I had a flight book!
[00:03:00] I had a flight!
[00:03:02] I had a flight book, did it got canceled?
[00:03:05] Yo, roundtrip is gonna be like, not even taxes, roundtrip's gonna be like 70 cash.
[00:03:11] But I don't need to, I don't need to, um...
[00:03:14] I don't need one back, I just need one there.
[00:03:18] Bro, chat, oh my fucking god.
[00:03:23] Bro, is Tampa like four hours?
[00:03:27] Chat, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
[00:03:29] Walk! You want me to walk to New York!
[00:03:32] You want me to walk to New York, you stupid fuck!
[00:03:38] Exo, think of it as your one.
[00:03:40] I'm not a billionaire.
[00:03:42] Shut the fuck up.
[00:03:44] No CZ, think of it as a pun.
[00:03:46] No, I actually don't know what to do.
[00:03:57] Jack, because I had a flight tonight, bro.
[00:03:59] bro in the flight got changed yo I'm not walking to New York dip shit that's
[00:04:07] gonna take like a month how long would it take to walk to New York why make it
[00:04:18] I'm looking this up.
[00:04:20] Why am I even looking this up?
[00:04:21] Why am I even looking this up?
[00:04:32] Oh, it would take 17 hours to drive.
[00:04:35] So how much would it take to walk?
[00:04:38] How long would it take to realistically walk
[00:04:40] across America, four to eight months?
[00:04:43] Mods, man, that guy.
[00:04:45] So the world cup would be over for like six months and then I would arrive there
[00:04:51] Mods man that guy
[00:04:52] For the months LeBron got traded
[00:04:57] See you swear to God see you swear to God LeBron got traded
[00:05:09] No, he didn't bro LeBron's and I could trade it check you guys are fucking clickbaiting
[00:05:13] He's a free agent. Well, yeah, no shit. We knew that.
[00:05:16] Captain LeBron said he's done with...
[00:05:19] Captain LeBron said he's done with the Lickers.
[00:05:25] He said he's done with the Lickers.
[00:05:26] No, so, Chat, what do I realistically do if my flight got canceled?
[00:05:33] Well, I could try to book another flight, but Chat, I think like...
[00:05:38] They're probably going to have like what's it called layovers layovers
[00:05:48] Dude, I'm actually depressed bro. It feels like someone just took a dump on my fucking
[00:05:54] face Chad it feels like somebody took a dump on my face, bro
[00:05:57] Jinx, if you a champion, I'll uninstall the game. Are you talking about Rocket League?
[00:06:04] Well, bro, get ready to uninstall the lecturers.
[00:06:10] Where are the songs?
[00:06:11] Chat on chilling today.
[00:06:14] Guys, listen up.
[00:06:17] Today is gonna be an extreme gaming day.
[00:06:20] Guys, I might push for champion Rocket League.
[00:06:22] I might push for champion Siege.
[00:06:24] I don't know what I'm gonna do today.
[00:06:25] I just know I'm gonna be unfuck with him.
[00:06:28] FNCS is today?
[00:06:29] Wait, what?
[00:06:31] What time though, bro?
[00:06:32] I might have to leave later for a flight. What time is FNCS?
[00:06:41] What time is FNCS?
[00:06:45] Rocket League dropped those three yesterday.
[00:06:50] 6, 7 p.m. That's a little bit when I was like, gotta leave. Fuck, man.
[00:06:56] See what's flying out of Fort Myers. Probably want to go to Fort Myers, man. Fuck!
[00:07:00] Four miles is like three hours from tampon strings.
[00:07:07] Jack, fun fact, you know you're more likely to die on the way to the airport than in a plane?
[00:07:12] I can't wrap my head around that because planes are so scary.
[00:07:16] Go to Philly and drive.
[00:07:18] Ooh, not a bad idea, kid.
[00:07:23] How far is it of a drive is Philly?
[00:07:27] Bro, but did they cancel the flight because of the weather in Florida or New York?
[00:07:30] Shout out to the weather, New York's supposed to be bad today.
[00:07:33] Money, Degree to five gifts hit me.
[00:07:36] Yeah, but my flight got canceled, I'm like depressed.
[00:07:39] It's got to be because of New York.
[00:07:41] There's no way it's because of Florida.
[00:07:43] Layups, Degree to tier one.
[00:07:47] You look really cute today, baby.
[00:07:49] Thank you, bro.
[00:07:51] Thank you, man.
[00:07:51] That ass, thank you.
[00:07:55] Ad-de-de-de-de.
[00:07:58] Guys, how far is Philly to New York?
[00:08:04] God damn it, man!
[00:08:13] Jinx, Iran is breathing, eating, and sleeping.
[00:08:15] All right!
[00:08:17] Hamel, think of it or not.
[00:08:18] Soggy, think of it or not.
[00:08:19] Mocha, think of it or not.
[00:08:22] Bro, my flight got canceled, man!
[00:08:25] Fuck!
[00:08:26] There's a solo cask up right now.
[00:08:36] Jinxie, I hope you have a great day until now.
[00:08:42] Time out, Amir.
[00:08:43] You forgot that Ron is shitting too.
[00:08:46] Okay.
[00:08:47] Okay, Jack, before we jump into like some other games, um, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to be playing chaos mode with a little bit of a twist.
[00:09:03] You know how we do it.
[00:09:05] Jack, um, World Cup finals is tomorrow. Who do you think's winning? Who do you think's winning?
[00:09:12] Nothing's waiting.
[00:09:14] Woke up, finals is tomorrow!
[00:09:18] Who do y'all got winning, man?
[00:09:22] Okay, chat today.
[00:09:27] We are going to be playing Chaos Phase 2,
[00:09:30] the new Chaos mode with a little bit of a twist.
[00:09:34] I'm not even going to look at my decks.
[00:09:37] I'm going to tap this green wand.
[00:09:40] It's gonna give me a totally random deck and we're gonna queue. I've closed bang
[00:09:46] We're in this time
[00:09:49] The random wand button is the best button in the hip
[00:09:55] Sap reduces enemies levels by three. Okay, that sounds broken
[00:10:00] Yeah, am I crazy for saying that that sounds busted?
[00:10:05] Okay, we got our random deck we have two stone executioner graveyard
[00:10:08] What the- Hello?
[00:10:10] What the- What?
[00:10:12] What?
[00:10:14] What?
[00:10:16] Oh my god, that's gotta be a joke, right?
[00:10:18] That's gotta be- No.
[00:10:20] This is gonna be an evil clash royale session.
[00:10:22] I already know it.
[00:10:24] I spammed the two so now for a minute!
[00:10:28] Okay, remember, we have an overpowered zap.
[00:10:30] It lowers-
[00:10:34] This guy just did 800 damage
[00:10:36] I had her damage to straight up BS. Straight up BS.
[00:10:44] I mean like...
[00:10:46] I should...
[00:10:47] Fireball.
[00:10:50] Graveyard, spawns, guards, suspicious bush.
[00:10:53] Full!
[00:10:56] GG. GG.
[00:10:58] FOUR ROBLIN POWERS!
[00:11:02] Oh my god, okay.
[00:11:03] That's uh, uh, that's broken.
[00:11:05] Jeff, that's literally broken.
[00:11:07] Too soon such an overpowered card, it's going to perfectly defend the Ronin.
[00:11:10] Or no wait, is he going to parry Mike?
[00:11:15] Wait what?
[00:11:16] Uh, where did the archer queen come from?
[00:11:20] Jeff watch, hopefully he ignores the goblin.
[00:11:23] Hopefully he ignores it.
[00:11:25] Wait, I need to do a better job of like...
[00:11:30] Bro, I got to make sure that I...
[00:11:32] His arrows spot an archer queen.
[00:11:34] Queen. Uh, okay that's... that's the most broken card in Chaos history. I, I literally don't even k-
[00:11:44] HOW IS THAT POWERED?!
[00:11:50] Super Fireball splits on impact. Bro, he's just airwing and he's getting an Archery Queen every time!
[00:11:55] I remember all suspicious was his overpowered let's not forget and we have an overpowered
[00:12:04] fireball wait a minute he over defended he's gonna lose his tower he's gonna lose his tower
[00:12:12] go diddy go diddy go diddy yes yes yes yes bro oh my god that card is broken wait
[00:12:25] Super fireball? Super idol!
[00:12:32] Okay, I'm not even gonna lie to you. The only thing that's keeping this guy in the game is that broken arrow archic readability. I'm not even...
[00:12:42] Great jar of random skeleton troops. Yup, 100%, 100%. That sounds broken.
[00:12:49] I got this game on lock but the only issue is I don't oh no he has a special
[00:12:57] to himself
[00:12:59] rose to
[00:13:03] don't don't don't don't don't chat um that's what I'm talking about man this is
[00:13:09] what I'm saying bro random chaos mode is peak it's the only way to play chaos
[00:13:16] It's the only way to play chaos bro for realsies like the way I'm playing this is beautiful
[00:13:25] Okay now what we're gonna do every game we get a new random deck we're gonna delete our deck close our eyes
[00:13:32] And we're back into another one boy. I just got my 10-day class streak
[00:13:39] To me death discord
[00:13:43] Somebody called me a discord
[00:13:45] Oh the CD?
[00:13:50] I'm not putting that thing into my PC
[00:13:54] Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Alright chat read his ability X bow 50% range. Okay
[00:14:01] We got a lava helmet back. All right
[00:14:04] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest bro
[00:14:07] Chaos is the best mode they've ever added
[00:14:10] Wait, wait, wait, it's not gonna reach my tower. No way
[00:14:15] How is that balanced?
[00:14:26] How is that balanced?
[00:14:30] In what universe is that balanced, what?
[00:14:37] Reduce enemy levels by 3, Fisherman plus 100% hit point.
[00:14:40] So this is the Fisherman that's 2x health?
[00:14:45] 2x health?
[00:14:53] This doesn't sound that bad. This doesn't sound that bad.
[00:14:59] Okay, this is stupid.
[00:15:01] Wait, maybe the Fisherman can take now.
[00:15:05] Bro, look it up, thank you, the Fisherman is.
[00:15:08] Bro, this guy is literally just putting down X-Mount!
[00:15:15] I'm sorry, this takes no skill.
[00:15:19] This takes zero brain cells!
[00:15:32] Magidite unlimited jump attacks.
[00:15:36] Down boy.
[00:15:38] Down boy! Back in your cage!
[00:15:41] Okay this is the best mode of the bradden.
[00:15:57] This is the best mode of the bradden.
[00:16:00] Oh my god!
[00:16:02] Okay, can I lava have the bridge?
[00:16:09] I gotta be up so much, Elixir.
[00:16:10] Gentlemen, lava have the bridge.
[00:16:12] We got our next chaos in 10 seconds.
[00:16:17] I'm definitely gonna fireball zap that wizard.
[00:16:20] Nice!
[00:16:22] Nice, guys!
[00:16:26] Zap, uh, spot every spirit on the furnace.
[00:16:32] Happy spawn mini-spark.
[00:16:39] VAS!
[00:16:41] Spawn mini-spark is at the cycle back.
[00:16:43] At the cycle back, at the cycle back.
[00:16:45] At the cycle back.
[00:16:47] I'll be back?
[00:16:49] Oh my god, we're back, we're back.
[00:16:51] We have mini-spark.
[00:16:55] Okay, that is cinema.
[00:16:57] That is actually cinema.
[00:16:59] But we have three many sparkies
[00:17:05] Dude I should have put them higher yo this is my good night ability so broken
[00:17:10] Which I look at the spark is on the left look at the spark is on the left. Oh my god look at the sparkies all
[00:17:17] But their health is still low
[00:17:20] Chat their health is still low guys
[00:17:22] I'm telling you, random chaos is the WAVE!
[00:17:35] Come on, another one, another one.
[00:17:37] I'm telling you, it keeps it so spicy, boy.
[00:17:41] Alright, eyes closed.
[00:17:43] Three, two, one.
[00:17:45] Damn.
[00:17:46] Why she so demonic?
[00:17:48] Jack, can we go undefeated?
[00:17:52] I don't know, um, Electrospirits, three Electrospirits.
[00:17:57] Ali Barbarians read the title, Rage Tip Spears.
[00:18:02] Rage Tip?
[00:18:05] Whoa, this deck looks weird.
[00:18:07] Check my deck looks weird now.
[00:18:09] Yup!
[00:18:11] His Goblin Girl spawns a fireball, that's so dumb.
[00:18:16] Rocket!
[00:18:22] Well, he missed his arrows. He missed his arrows.
[00:18:26] Nice.
[00:18:29] All right, so what am I leap barbarians do? They have tipped spears?
[00:18:36] They look normal. They look normal. What?
[00:18:42] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
[00:18:46] Zapp, Electrosphere, and Zapsol unit rascals extra rascal girls?
[00:18:54] Wait, that sounds good! Extra rascal girls?
[00:18:59] Wait, look at the E-Bart! Look at the E-Bart on the left! Holy shit!
[00:19:04] Wait, I need to spam this guy on the right. I have such an Alexa leaf.
[00:19:09] Oh, shit. He has a Meganite? Okay.
[00:19:14] We have to go about this in a very intelligent way, so what I'm going to do is completely
[00:19:20] turn my brain off and put e-barbs down.
[00:19:23] Classic.
[00:19:24] Dude, I should have put them at range so they could at least range him.
[00:19:28] Arrow's this?
[00:19:31] Okay, chat.
[00:19:36] For Rascals, we get extra Rascal Girls.
[00:19:38] How many?
[00:19:39] We're going to get four.
[00:19:43] It's gotta be broken!
[00:19:46] Elixir Golem Evolving Blobs.
[00:19:51] What the fuck?
[00:19:52] So what, did they get bigger?
[00:19:55] Did they get bigger?
[00:19:59] Let's see.
[00:20:01] Wait, what?
[00:20:03] Wait, wait, wait, wait, look.
[00:20:07] It's spawning in new blobs.
[00:20:08] Okay, I'm gonna go E-barbs right on this.
[00:20:11] I feel like I'm just giving him more elixir though, no?
[00:20:15] E-bombs! Please!
[00:20:19] Okay, we ended up killing the counterpart. All good.
[00:20:30] Okay, that was literally the most perfectly placed firecracker of all time.
[00:20:33] That actually turned me on a little bit.
[00:20:35] That actually turned me on.
[00:20:37] Beautiful, guys!
[00:20:39] Electro spirit, chain lightning, elixir golem, get elixir when to defeat.
[00:20:46] Wait, I can just put it down and then I gain elixir?
[00:20:56] That does not sound fair.
[00:20:59] Eros?
[00:21:00] So when my elixir golem dies, I gain elixir.
[00:21:05] Oh, shit.
[00:21:07] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:21:08] This is bad.
[00:21:10] Holy rocket value!
[00:21:15] That might've been the greatest rocket of all time, whoa!
[00:21:20] No, no, no, no, no, Mega Knight stop!
[00:21:22] Jack, can I rocket cycle for the win?
[00:21:28] Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no,
[00:21:33] it's got to just show.
[00:21:34] Okay, it's got to just show.
[00:21:35] It's got to show so much electric.
[00:21:38] Oh God!
[00:21:40] How does he have so much electric-
[00:21:41] AHHHHH!
[00:21:45] Else!
[00:21:46] PLEASE!
[00:21:48] Okay!
[00:21:49] ROCK AND CYCLE FOR THE WIN! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
[00:21:53] Wait!
[00:21:55] If I would have hesitated for two seconds...
[00:22:00] If I would have hesitated for two seconds...
[00:22:08] It's all good we just have to stop. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
[00:22:16] This is it! No, please!
[00:22:29] Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
[00:22:36] Oh my god. Oh my god. I should have used Eaglem to tank. Dude, I should have did Eaglem
[00:22:45] to tank. Cause then I would have got Elixir and got my Rocket faster. Rocket Goblin party?
[00:22:51] That sounds so peak. Oh my god, I forgot to change deck. Fuck. Should have changed my
[00:22:58] deck. It's fine. This deck was fun. We'll change deck next game. I did forget though.
[00:23:05] Okay, this guy has that broken Tesla where it lowers my troops health.
[00:23:12] Every hit I do less, my health gets lower.
[00:23:16] Alright, so basically I think if I shoot a rocket, it turns into a goblin barrel, I think?
[00:23:26] This looks so fun. I think so.
[00:23:33] Wait, what?
[00:23:33] I'm so confused.
[00:23:37] Chat?
[00:23:39] Am I-
[00:23:45] Wait.
[00:23:48] Oh, it's a goblin curse.
[00:23:51] So any troop that I kill with that rocket turns into a goblin.
[00:23:55] Oh!
[00:23:56] My God, it's sort of been such a good rocket right here.
[00:23:58] Whoa!
[00:23:59] Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:24:02] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:24:05] This guy called Good Game.
[00:24:07] Who's this guy feeling like?
[00:24:09] Or this guy called Good Game?
[00:24:11] Who's this guy feeling like?
[00:24:14] Ok, so Chat, any troops that we catch in this rocket flick into Goblins?
[00:24:18] Got it.
[00:24:26] Ok, Chat. We catch our next-
[00:24:28] Oh, sheathe.
[00:24:31] E-barbs?
[00:24:32] So, his graveyard flips things into guards and his Tesla...
[00:24:41] E-barbarians both level up when their enemy is defeated.
[00:24:45] Wait, so every time the E-barbs get a kill, they just get stronger?
[00:24:50] See, this would be a good party rocket.
[00:24:53] Look, why does...
[00:24:55] Almost.
[00:24:56] Yeah, it's not a bad party rocket.
[00:25:02] you about
[00:25:10] girls
[00:25:14] Wait, how do you do much damage what?
[00:25:17] All right, all we're gonna do. Oh bet this guy's yawning back. I'm gonna build up the most gigantic push of all time
[00:25:28] Oh no, yod it up, bro. I want you to yon
[00:25:32] Electro spirit chain lightning yes we need that we need that we need that we
[00:25:38] already have a good rocket ability no no this guy's yelling watch this watch this
[00:25:42] watch this come back
[00:25:45] you still yelling bro you still yelling you still yelling yo bro you still
[00:25:51] yelling you still yelling you still yelling
[00:25:57] You're still yawning?
[00:25:59] What's up?
[00:26:01] You're still yawning?
[00:26:03] You're still yawning!
[00:26:05] You're still yawning, boy!
[00:26:07] You're still!
[00:26:09] How did he defend? How did he defend?
[00:26:11] How did he defend?
[00:26:19] No way.
[00:26:21] This is- Oh my god!
[00:26:43] Okay, Electro Wizard plus 3 Electro Spirits, Wizard and Glee, Spash Radius.
[00:26:48] Okay.
[00:26:49] lock in and actually play crack.
[00:26:53] I'll take the increase splash radius.
[00:26:55] What am I?
[00:26:56] We'd actually have like a good deck.
[00:26:59] Bro Chat, I have like a comp deck.
[00:27:01] It's like a sweaty deck.
[00:27:06] Do you see play the cast cup?
[00:27:07] Wait, there's a cast cup today?
[00:27:09] At what time?
[00:27:14] Wait, there's a cast cup today?
[00:27:16] At what time?
[00:27:19] Okay, this wizard is actually really good.
[00:27:31] Do you have any elixir for this giant bro?
[00:27:33] I'm actually curious.
[00:27:34] Oh my god, he's got all the elixir.
[00:27:37] MAGONITE!
[00:27:40] Dark Prince's charge summons a swarm of bats.
[00:27:42] Okay, that sounds good.
[00:27:43] That sounds really good.
[00:27:45] Yeah, there's a Fortnite catch copy right now, fast!
[00:27:51] Wait, so right when it hits this Maganite, he's gonna be like, how many bats though?
[00:27:58] How many bats?
[00:27:59] Oh my god, that's a decent amount of bats, Jesus!
[00:28:04] Oh shit.
[00:28:06] E-Bless?
[00:28:08] Bro views mega knight man you're you're just an absolute child bro. You're an absolute child
[00:28:22] Kitcha mocking
[00:28:27] Okay, this guy goes night witch at the back
[00:28:36] Lightning also strikes the highest HP unit
[00:28:38] Well yeah, surely I should just skip this app one because I already have a dark
[00:28:42] principality.
[00:28:47] Do you know what I mean Chad? Does that already have the dark principality?
[00:28:54] Elasticity!
[00:29:00] That was a bad he spirit. I lock in. Okay, how are we gonna win this? We're gonna
[00:29:07] to build a gigantic giant bush! Dude he has a charging giant. BAAAAAAR! I mean what is that?
[00:29:20] What the fuck? What is that? Yo if this guy defends this bush I'm blown away. There's
[00:29:34] NO! SHIT! He defends this!
[00:29:39] No shot, no shot, no shot, no shot.
[00:29:48] Yo, he actually might defend it. I'm not even getting it.
[00:29:51] He actually might defend it. Wow!
[00:29:53] Oh my god, he defended it.
[00:29:57] He defended it with ease.
[00:29:59] Yup.
[00:30:01] He got the best ability in the game.
[00:30:03] That's the best ability in the game.
[00:30:10] Is there a world where I can 3 crowd?
[00:30:12] Or no, let alone 3 crowd, can I 1 crowd?
[00:30:17] His giant's just stuffing it inside me man!
[00:30:28] You know, chat, okay.
[00:30:32] The last two defeats you could say, I got unlucky.
[00:30:35] That one was my fault.
[00:30:36] That one was literally my fault.
[00:30:39] Come on, lock it.
[00:30:40] No, no, no.
[00:30:44] I just got water on my PC.
[00:30:46] Oh, no.
[00:30:48] Dude, I didn't know this was open.
[00:30:51] Fuck.
[00:30:52] And I got it on my phone.
[00:30:59] It's fine, Chad.
[00:30:59] My PC is a trooper.
[00:31:04] Dude, I forgot to change my deck.
[00:31:05] Shiaisa!
[00:31:07] Okay, this is a rocket.
[00:31:10] Wait, maybe? Is that a bad rocket, you think?
[00:31:16] Oh. Oh, no.
[00:31:19] Oh. Oh, no.
[00:31:29] Okay, I think I defended that as good as I could.
[00:31:34] I think I defended that- Wait counter push, counter push?
[00:31:40] I don't think I could have defended that.
[00:31:43] Bouncing rocket.
[00:31:45] Wait, what the fuck does that mean?
[00:31:48] Chad, what does bouncing rocket mean?
[00:31:56] I'm kind of confused.
[00:32:02] Can I really know what that means?
[00:32:09] What the f-
[00:32:13] Okay, his knight has a stun attack and his heal has an AOL.
[00:32:17] Yo-
[00:32:18] Yo- Yo- Yo- Yo!
[00:32:19] Yo, my god!
[00:32:26] Chat, should I use the bouncing rocket?
[00:32:36] What does it do?
[00:32:39] Charging giant, I need that, I need that. That's what the guy did to me last game that was fisting my tower.
[00:32:43] I need that, I need that, I need that, I need that.
[00:32:46] That's what the guy was doing to me last game was fisting my tower.
[00:32:51] Nice.
[00:32:54] Nice DP
[00:33:05] This game looks cocked I have to come back bro
[00:33:10] Just another cocked-ass game
[00:33:16] Okay, we have placed down the charging giant
[00:33:23] Let's see what the bouncing rocket does. I'm actually pretty curious.
[00:33:29] Ho ho ho ho!
[00:33:32] Okay, that's actually insane.
[00:33:36] Rocket. Destroyer of towers. Many rockets.
[00:33:40] Surely we need that!
[00:33:43] Surely we need that!
[00:33:46] Charging giant!
[00:33:48] Come on!
[00:33:53] oh my god rockets go go rockets go oh my god
[00:34:10] No!
[00:34:12] WHAAAAAT?!
[00:34:15] Bro, I'm trash at chaos!
[00:34:17] Oh my god!
[00:34:25] Jig!
[00:34:26] Chad, I'm trash at chaos!
[00:34:28] Okay, one more deck!
[00:34:30] I gotta get a good deck!
[00:34:32] Bro, I'm telling you now, bro, the best abilities in this is the, um...
[00:34:36] The goblin barrels the graveyards and the suspicious bushes that ass you need ways to get damage
[00:34:46] Electro spirit three electrospirits. Yeah, what are that sounds broken?
[00:34:54] Jinxie did you check the did you check the CD? I have not checked it yet. No
[00:35:00] Yo, three electrospherence?
[00:35:06] My god, that's kind of good!
[00:35:10] It's because you keep picking the worst abilities?
[00:35:11] Bro, I don't think it's that bad.
[00:35:13] I think I'm just ass.
[00:35:14] Bro, I don't think I defend enough, because like, everybody has these cringy ass abilities.
[00:35:21] I don't defend enough.
[00:35:22] Play the cash cup?
[00:35:23] When is it, bro?
[00:35:24] I'm down.
[00:35:25] Is it actually now?
[00:35:42] Bounty Rocket.
[00:35:43] This one was broken.
[00:35:44] No, no, no.
[00:35:45] Bounty Rocket was actually good.
[00:35:46] When are you leaving for the World Cup, bros?
[00:35:51] It's supposed to leave tonight, but my flight got cancelled, so I actually don't
[00:35:54] know what to do. I actually don't even know what to do. I'm not even getting. Like I was
[00:36:06] supposed to leave tonight. We're gonna have tickets. I gotta go to the game. Dude, I'm
[00:36:16] actually gonna save my goblin brawl so maybe I could get another good chaos in 20 seconds.
[00:36:20] go to the chat
[00:36:27] wait look at this
[00:36:28] look at this look at this look at this
[00:36:32] ok that's insane
[00:36:37] chain lightning
[00:36:39] fuck yeah chain lightning
[00:36:42] yeah chat it might have to bro
[00:36:44] get it. ZAP! Wait, I want elixir, you spirit, just killed six elixir. BALLRIDE! You know,
[00:36:59] Roke Chaos is all about picking the right stuff, seriously. I'm definitely up elixir.
[00:37:05] Hold! Why aren't his bats randomly spot? What's happening? What is this? What, what, what's...
[00:37:19] What is happening? What's going on? Chat, what, what is, what is happening with his
[00:37:34] What is that?
[00:37:36] What is that?
[00:37:41] Why are they just infinitely spawning?
[00:37:47] Yo, yo, yo, yo.
[00:37:51] Alright, I'm sending everything I have at this guy.
[00:37:55] Bouching rocket, send it!
[00:37:58] Lightning East Spirit, send it!
[00:38:04] Yo, what is that?
[00:38:11] Oh my god, what is that?
[00:38:21] Please, bouncing rocket please.
[00:38:31] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
[00:38:50] Let's go, bro!
[00:38:52] GG's, man.
[00:38:56] GG's, okay, chat, when is the cash cup?
[00:38:59] Dude, I took his tower of bottoms in the menu.
[00:39:01] GG's, get shit it on.
[00:39:07] Yeah, when is the cash cup?
[00:39:09] RL drops.
[00:39:11] Bro, chat, the RL drops were, um, I believe only yesterday.
[00:39:15] I think they were only yesterday, chat.
[00:39:17] Now chat what game should we jump on? Fornite, Rocket League, R6 or League of Legends?
[00:39:26] Fornite, Rocket League, R6 or League of Legends? Mods, what a poll!
[00:39:30] So I'm gonna go pee.
[00:39:32] Hold it!
[00:40:30] you
[00:41:30] I
[00:41:48] Jaddy took a little shit and got some coffee I took a little shit and got some coffee boys
[00:41:55] Wait, nobody ran a poll? There's no mods? What? There's no mods? Which I'm about to fart.
[00:42:08] Chat, I got you, chat, I got you, chat. Chat, how's your guys day going,
[00:42:13] bro? Are you having a good day in here? Vote. Okay, chat. Remember, don't vote
[00:42:19] Rocket League because of drops because there are no Rocket League drops.
[00:42:25] Kit 10.
[00:42:26] Okay, chat 4-9.
[00:42:29] R6.
[00:42:32] League of Legend.
[00:42:35] I'm almost gold in that game, by the way.
[00:42:37] I'm silver 2.
[00:42:38] Clock it.
[00:42:40] In-of-the-land Rocket League.
[00:42:44] Chat lock in boys.
[00:42:46] Okay.
[00:42:47] Vote right now.
[00:42:49] There is drops on Rocket League.
[00:42:52] Wait, what do you mean? What are the drops?
[00:42:56] G.C. Girlfriend broke up with me, mate, so down today.
[00:43:01] Would love a game of Fortnite.
[00:43:03] Bro, don't let that get you down, man.
[00:43:05] There's plenty of other fish in the sea, bro.
[00:43:07] You'll find your person, dude. You'll find your person, my boy.
[00:43:11] I want to have sex with Junko's face.
[00:43:16] I'm that guy out.
[00:43:20] Boardmatic, thinking of all of that.
[00:43:22] Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
[00:43:26] Chat, wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold up.
[00:43:31] You guys said there was like FNCS or something?
[00:43:33] What time is FNCS?
[00:43:35] It's Ozzy left.
[00:43:39] What time is it, chat?
[00:43:40] What time?
[00:43:41] I also feel mad.
[00:43:46] I thought that was on.
[00:43:47] What's up, bro?
[00:43:48] So what time is FNCS at?
[00:43:51] Oh, EU's happening right now.
[00:43:54] EU's happening right now.
[00:43:56] EU's happening?
[00:43:59] JX, if me and my girlfriend invited you to our wedding, would you come?
[00:44:03] Me help, probably not, but I wish y'all the fucking best.
[00:44:06] And I love y'all.
[00:44:07] But I just do.
[00:44:08] I just, I don't, I don't be leaving the crib, man.
[00:44:10] man. I don't believe in the crib. Love you though, baby boy. And I wish y'all the best.
[00:44:17] I don't believe in the crib though, twin. Crazy. The CD, forget about the CD. Muda said Master Yi
[00:44:28] calling Muda. Muda, I'm going to pass you a league, bro. Muda, Muda, Muda. I'm silver two right
[00:44:35] Now what I'm gonna pass you, baby
[00:44:38] What if the only thing about league that's chopped right now is don't says isn't on don't says is not on he's not on for a couple days
[00:44:46] Chavos chat saying fortnight chat saying fortnight, but it is close
[00:44:53] Chat saying fortnight, but it is close
[00:44:59] So guys if we do for night like what should we do y'all
[00:45:02] Bro, I wouldn't mind getting on some league games.
[00:45:07] I wouldn't mind getting on some league games.
[00:45:09] Mura, are you on?
[00:45:11] So we have Fortnite as the winner, R6 as the second winner, League as third, Rocket League
[00:45:16] as fourth.
[00:45:17] Jett, if we get on Fortnite, what should we do?
[00:45:27] Play League with Mura, I'm down.
[00:45:28] But the only thing that's chopped is, Gontens isn't off.
[00:45:32] ring DLC when boggles. I'm stalling out all the marathons as though I'm back from the World Cup.
[00:45:36] But bro, I gotta make sure I can actually get to the World Cup tonight, bro. Jesus.
[00:45:41] I gotta make sure I can actually get to the World Cup. Because chat, I got a text that my flight
[00:45:45] got delayed 40 minutes and I'm like, ah, whatever, I don't care. That just means I can stream later.
[00:45:49] And then I get another text and my flight's canceled. So bro,
[00:45:54] I have to find a last minute flight right now. Bro, if I miss this World Cup finals,
[00:45:58] I'm actually gonna be fucking depressed because of weather like what?
[00:46:10] Jixie I love you and hope you marry a wonderful woman. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
[00:46:14] Jixie been playing any rocket league lately if so how's it be going? Yes brows on rocket league yesterday. We got diamond
[00:46:19] We got diamond we got diamond
[00:46:24] Just drive wrote to get eight an hour try bro. We're not even gonna get to the game in time
[00:46:28] Yeah, I'm not even gonna lie.
[00:46:36] If our only way to get to the game is to fucking jet, bro, that's gonna be chopped.
[00:46:44] Jets are sketchy, bro.
[00:46:46] Do jets are like more likely to like crash?
[00:46:51] I've, I've turned into a PJ.
[00:46:52] All right.
[00:47:01] Yeah, what if it crashes, bro?
[00:47:03] So what if like, what if my plane crashes, bro?
[00:47:08] You know, to be fair,
[00:47:09] I say that every time I get on a plane though.
[00:47:11] I said it every time I got on a plane.
[00:47:13] Please God.
[00:47:14] All right.
[00:47:16] I don't think I'm gonna show one.
[00:47:18] I don't know what to do guys.
[00:47:22] Bro complains about legitimately anything. No, it's not shut the fuck up
[00:47:26] It's not complaining about shit, bro. My flag got canceled and I'm depressed
[00:47:34] Mother sucker, okay, so chat, what should we do bro?
[00:47:41] Chat should we play league with Muda and push gold or should we play fortnight?
[00:47:51] Gotcha. I haven't streamed League in a minute. I'm almost gold guys. I'm a little school
[00:47:57] Jinxy there's more of a chances of you getting SSL fan a plane crashing
[00:48:04] Invade streamer you know I need to go through the world cop
[00:48:21] One more pull.
[00:48:24] One more pull.
[00:48:26] I really want to get on League.
[00:48:28] I'm not calling out to you.
[00:48:30] Okay.
[00:48:32] Chat, vote it up.
[00:48:42] Chat, last pull.
[00:48:44] Vote it up.
[00:48:45] Guys, I'm addicted to League.
[00:48:47] I don't know what to say.
[00:48:49] Miguel, think of it as your one. Zargar, they're gonna get that.
[00:49:05] Da-da-da-da.
[00:49:06] Chat vote, vote. Chat vote, vote, vote. Fortnite is winning.
[00:49:13] Bro, am I gonna get stream sniped in this shit, bro?
[00:49:19] I'm just gonna get snouted.
[00:49:26] Bro, in me, I could get gold.
[00:49:31] DGC, once you fly private, you will never fly commercial again.
[00:49:34] Dude, I flew in a private jet one time.
[00:49:36] I'm not even kidding.
[00:49:37] I legitimately provided a ticket.
[00:49:39] I'm not even kidding.
[00:49:41] I'm not even kidding.
[00:49:43] I'm not even kidding.
[00:49:45] I'm not even kidding.
[00:49:47] I'm not even kidding. I legitimately prefer a commercial flight
[00:49:51] One bro a commercial flight. It's safer. It's sturdier
[00:49:55] um
[00:49:56] Like bro, it's literally safer and sturdier. The only thing that's asked about it is
[00:50:01] Like if it can get canceled or the boarding time takes forever
[00:50:05] Bro, I was in a jet one time and I literally thought I was gonna crash the entire time. This is how the flight was I
[00:50:10] Thought I was gonna crash
[00:50:12] Bro commercial flights are slept on bro commercial flights are fucking goaded especially if you get Delta
[00:50:18] Bro, you get a Delta flight Delta bro Delta flights are fucking good
[00:50:25] The alien is so performative
[00:50:28] Yo boggles you're such an ass
[00:50:31] Boggles you're such a fucking ass hat bro. You're such an ass hat. Oh
[00:50:40] Shit
[00:50:41] So let me calm down. Let me calm with the
[00:50:46] Me calm with the child addicted to the league, I'm not even getting addicted to the league. It's bad. I
[00:50:54] Might get gold today that ass
[00:51:02] Bros there any league coaches on bro like that test is not on so what about big talk of tea
[00:51:11] Chats, time to roll? What about big talk of tea?
[00:51:19] Chats, I'm Muda, a jitty caller. Chats, big talk of tea on?
[00:51:23] Giddy!
[00:51:26] Muda, what the fuck is up, kid?
[00:51:30] Hello? Muda, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
[00:51:36] Muda, hello?
[00:51:38] What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? I can't hear you. I can't hear you. Okay. I hear you. Hello. I hear you now, bro
[00:51:43] What's good? Ches big talk a tea on
[00:51:46] Who's being talk at sea?
[00:51:50] You don't know big talk a tea boy. No, who's big talk on that's time one kid. Oh
[00:51:57] Check shot for a chop. Let me see
[00:52:01] How are you doing today, bro? I heard you're gonna miss your flight, bro
[00:52:04] David Beckham's in the shop bro Muda. I might miss my flight bro. I might I might miss my flights
[00:52:13] in a trailer. Oh, it's a bomb chat. I might miss my flights in a World Cup, bro. No, you're not,
[00:52:21] bro. Stop being dramatic, bro. You literally like old Delta Airlines. You just get a flight if
[00:52:26] you want to bro. It's not hard. Check. Why are y'all saying scroll down? Oh my okay. Y'all are
[00:52:32] Gooners brah no no no chat if you buy this you're legitimately a gooner dead ass y'all are gooners. Oh
[00:52:41] Great team USA got skins great bro great remind me of that shit chill
[00:52:51] No chat y'all are actually gooners brah
[00:52:56] Nothing wrong with gooning bro was the last time you goon
[00:52:59] Muda, are we on Liger, watch, Lynn?
[00:53:01] Dude, yes! Please!
[00:53:03] Well, wait, does your chat want Fortnite first?
[00:53:05] Poison Ivy scan.
[00:53:07] Wait, what?
[00:53:09] Joe, what's the poison Ivy scan?
[00:53:11] Sorry, what did you say?
[00:53:13] Chat, wait, hold on, hold on.
[00:53:15] We're trying to get me to the scan.
[00:53:17] Chat, go all the way down?
[00:53:19] Wait, wait, all the way down?
[00:53:21] Situations.
[00:53:25] Chat, should I look up poison Ivy?
[00:53:29] I feel like I passed it.
[00:53:33] I feel like I passed it.
[00:53:41] Kittens, I'm not seeing this, kittens.
[00:53:48] Up, up, up, up, up, all the way up.
[00:53:53] Poison Ivy.
[00:53:55] This?
[00:53:57] yo you guys are actual fucking gooners no no no you guys are actual fucking
[00:54:04] gooners bro what is wrong with you guys legitimately what is wrong with y'all
[00:54:09] bro
[00:54:15] that's my girl no y'all are actually gooners edit the style how do you do
[00:54:25] that. Y'all are fucking weird. Y'all are freaks. No, no, no, y'all are freaks. Check y'all
[00:54:40] actually freaks. If you click on the skin you can edit the style. Chat y'all are,
[00:54:56] all right yeah y'all are actually gooners bro. I'm not buying this shit bro. Yo is
[00:55:03] this the first time Fortnight has introduced a skin with side boob and
[00:55:07] An under boob. I'm not even kidding. I mean, this is the first time for nights down this
[00:55:14] Four night we need to talk
[00:55:16] For that we need to talk bro
[00:55:18] Guys, I'm not buying it bro. I got a girl dude
[00:55:23] The fuck you guys think I am I got a girl
[00:55:29] Mooda you want to play duos? Yes, bro. Yes, I'm down. Oh wait. Oh
[00:55:34] Oh, yeah, I'm down bro. Do you know you beat me in uh, you came first place ahead of me, bro
[00:55:40] Do you know that ahead of you and what?
[00:55:42] And then the fortnight FNCS shit, bro. You came 12th. I came 13th, bro. You beat me by one point
[00:55:48] Yeah, so we're both shit who cares bro. Yeah, true true true
[00:55:52] Join up join up Buddha. I'm joining. I'm joining. I'm joining. Bo you know what's crazy, bro
[00:55:57] Is that that low taper fade meme?
[00:56:00] game. Sorry. Sorry. I'm going to join. I'm going to join. I'm going to play ranked and
[00:56:07] actually sweat. Don't fucking sell me. Don't fucking sell me. No. Okay, wait, I have bad
[00:56:14] news. What? My games updated. Should I play a solo? Yes, absolutely. Play one solo.
[00:56:22] I'm going to, I'm going to mute and then I'll be back with your games done. I'll
[00:56:25] watch it low chamber fae yeah the meme is massive
[00:56:32] mura mura mura i'm gonna pass you and leave you bitch
[00:56:35] dude but you're not no you're not well i'm silver
[00:56:39] i know i'm almost silver four bros bad i'm actually number one you make number
[00:56:42] one silver one bro yes i'm with the demo bro it's
[00:56:46] bad well tell me jixie yo you think bro silver is so
[00:56:49] fucking easy but you get to gold bro bro the thing about silver that's easy
[00:56:53] Bro, a lot of the people in the lobbies are bronzes, bro
[00:56:56] They stuff like bronze ones and bronze twos in there. Yes. Yes, I agree, bro. You're right
[00:57:01] Well, gold is a new character. You've never seen before bro like never ever ever ever true
[00:57:07] That's all this bitch today called M. Bessa. She was literally a top laner. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
[00:57:13] Yes, yes, fuck that bitch, bro. Fuck that bitch. She's fucking she literally like I'm literally
[00:57:20] So yeah, bro, it's not fun, bro
[00:57:22] I wait have you have you jungled against a wukong yet?
[00:57:27] Yeah, but it's pretty niche brah. I rarely find a wukong like very fucking rarely do I find a wukong
[00:57:43] Are you in a game are you in a game? Yeah, I'm in a solo. Do you want to watch the go?
[00:57:47] Yeah, I'll be watching you watch this for a quick...
[00:57:49] Alright chat! Wait this is reloading! Fuck that!
[00:57:53] Wait...
[00:57:55] Wait but chat...
[00:57:57] How does reload work in solos?
[00:58:01] Wait what?
[00:58:03] How does... wait no no no no no!
[00:58:05] Chat, how does reload work in solos?
[00:58:09] Oh you get to reboot, okay.
[00:58:11] I mean are you slow that's a good fucking question you douchebag that's a good question you cock sucker
[00:58:25] It can
[00:58:30] Because the entire premise of reload is based off you have to have a teammate alive to respawn
[00:58:35] But if it's solo's you don't have a teammate alive you fucking ass wipe
[00:58:38] You're a mod, motherfucker!
[00:58:43] It's an environment, isn't it?
[00:58:50] Fucking dickweed?
[00:58:58] fresh pills over there. I'm just gonna be like purebottom just fucking run at it. I'm
[00:59:12] I'm tired of being scared of everything.
[00:59:30] Where the fuck did he go?
[00:59:32] What?
[00:59:36] Was there not literally just flash bills?
[00:59:38] Oh my god, it's gonna be one of these days, bro
[00:59:49] Was there not literally just fresh billions
[01:00:08] Oh my god, I got the jerk off juice.
[01:00:14] Chad, I got the- I got the jizz.
[01:00:17] Chad, I got the jerk off juice.
[01:00:38] Can you get a healsthrough?
[01:00:45] Why am I flying?
[01:00:47] WHAT THE FUCK?!
[01:00:49] Why am I-
[01:01:08] No way he sees me.
[01:01:20] No way he sees me behind this tree.
[01:01:23] Well, not if I'm gypsy everywhere, Jesus!
[01:01:31] No way he sees me behind this tree.
[01:01:37] I'm gonna need to take that pad.
[01:01:42] Yeah, I'm gonna need to take that fucking pad.
[01:01:53] I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead.
[01:01:59] I'm actually fucking...
[01:02:01] BANDIDGE!
[01:02:03] I can't shoot that'd be so undisciplined. I have no maps know how if I cannot fight that
[01:02:11] There's no way I could fight that you guys can tell me a pussy all you want. I really don't give a fuck
[01:02:33] th
[01:02:47] th
[01:02:48] th
[01:02:49] th
[01:02:50] Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut
[01:02:53] OK
[01:02:55] Let's watch lemme watch this
[01:02:57] Shut the fuck I'm in the most intense game of my fucking life
[01:03:08] Oh my god this pizza is so fucking overpowered
[01:03:12] Wow
[01:03:20] I need Matt!
[01:03:22] Shit, if I don't get Matt, I'm gonna lose!
[01:03:25] I need Matt, I need Matt, I need Matt!
[01:03:27] If I don't get Matt, I'm gonna lose!
[01:03:29] If I don't get Matt, I'm gonna lose. 100%
[01:03:31] It's not even a fucking question.
[01:03:50] Wait, Chet, does this mean I'm gonna get two reboots?
[01:03:54] I still haven't died.
[01:04:03] I still haven't died. I'm like, go to people.
[01:04:09] Oh, shit. Chet, he's right up there.
[01:04:15] Oh, shit. Chet, he's right up there.
[01:04:18] He's fucking right up there
[01:04:37] Travis is not good guys
[01:04:48] I'd have a lot of maps now, I mean not a lot, but it's better than nothing.
[01:04:58] Chet, is my reload rank the same as my regular rank?
[01:05:08] Like does it all combine into one or is it separate?
[01:05:12] Like does your reload rank and your battle rail rank have a difference?
[01:05:15] Different fuck
[01:05:18] So nice that mean I'm in like a bronze lobby right now. Oh
[01:05:23] God I'm in like a bronze lobby, huh?
[01:05:40] I'm gonna play like TSM myth
[01:05:45] I'm going to sell my soul for high ground.
[01:05:55] Gitch.
[01:05:57] Gitch.
[01:05:59] Gitch.
[01:06:01] Gitch.
[01:06:03] I'm just going to play like myth, bro.
[01:06:07] I'm just gonna play like myth bro. Just gonna play like a fucking cringelord.
[01:06:17] What would myth do? He would go into like a high ass building right now. Build a high base.
[01:06:27] Oh
[01:06:40] Okay
[01:06:50] Come on
[01:06:57] I can fucking win this!
[01:07:57] I should have shot gun them when I have a chance.
[01:08:12] I should have shot at him when I had the chance.
[01:08:42] That's on shield.
[01:08:49] I'm probably dead here.
[01:08:58] Okay, so I still have two reboots or is it too late in the game, though?
[01:09:09] I'm probably down here, Jidge.
[01:09:16] Jidge.
[01:09:21] Fuuuuck!
[01:09:25] Fuuuuck!
[01:09:30] Fuuuuck!
[01:09:35] I gotta give some boggles you little fucking gooner bro you little fucking gooner boggles
[01:10:01] You better fucking do it or bro
[01:10:06] Yo, just you died
[01:10:08] Yeah, bro. I just got in a I don't know why I do I don't know why people fight Jeff
[01:10:14] Why when two people are in a storm you initiate a fight? Yo, bro
[01:10:20] Let's get to the storm and then we can fight you dumb fuck now. We're all dead
[01:10:26] Are we doing reload or doing for my battle pass? I just put a cock up my ass
[01:10:31] Do Fortnite Battle Royale Rank, Fortnite Battle Royale Rank.
[01:10:34] Yeah.
[01:10:35] Chattanooga changed stuff.
[01:10:36] How?
[01:10:37] Fortnite Battle Royale Rank.
[01:10:39] Guys, I don't know how to do that.
[01:10:43] Battle Royale Rank.
[01:10:45] Battle Royale Rank.
[01:10:53] What's equipped with Sprite?
[01:10:56] Dude, I don't understand these Sprites that well.
[01:10:59] Chattanooga understood.
[01:11:00] I don't understand these that well, bro
[01:11:04] Yo, what's a splite JC
[01:11:08] I'm not a dirty boy
[01:11:10] Buckles gifted me the skin and you guys spammed it
[01:11:15] You guys spammed it
[01:11:18] Why is there a skin that is basically soft porn in this game?
[01:11:23] For the other one under boom, but wait, which one which one which one?
[01:11:28] You can see it on me bro.
[01:11:35] Oh my god.
[01:11:36] The fuck?
[01:11:37] Oh my god.
[01:11:38] We're gonna queue up right?
[01:11:39] You horn dog?
[01:11:40] I'm sorry bro.
[01:11:41] Okay ranked, duo, ready, build.
[01:11:43] Alright let's go.
[01:11:44] Wait, how do I buy that skin?
[01:11:47] Go into the shop.
[01:11:49] Scroll down.
[01:11:50] It's gonna be called something ivy.
[01:11:51] Go into the shop.
[01:11:52] Scroll down.
[01:11:53] It's gonna be called something ivy.
[01:11:56] Something ivy.
[01:11:57] Oh my god, wait the other one is so much. Oh my god
[01:12:06] Jixie next time we die we need to wait like five seconds in this I need to buy a stand in my what the fuck bro
[01:12:11] Sorry, Fortnite is promoting a generation of gooning chat. I remember back in the day. They would never okay
[01:12:17] This skin is crap. Yeah, no, this skin is actually crazy
[01:12:21] Why does the skin have under boob?
[01:12:24] Like what?
[01:12:27] you stop moving oh my god oh my god I'm sorry I'm sorry she's correct all right
[01:12:36] yo let's win this game roll off in lock in lock in I don't want none of that
[01:12:40] fucking poor night rivals bullshit you should have put her on the line that
[01:12:43] yo chill what the hell haha chill we can't get off for that till we get to
[01:12:50] win okay okay done done done unless we get like brutally slank but it's
[01:12:56] ranks a low-key slapping happens less than ranked true okay I'm not in for real
[01:13:01] mere you're one of the weirdest kids in this entire stream bro that's every
[01:13:06] message you send me or is fucking weird all right where are we dropping
[01:13:12] Twiddle
[01:13:15] Frosted flat oh, you got it
[01:13:20] Launch it another not any stream. It's like in a fortnight battle. We're y'all go rule 34 gonna be crazy with that skin
[01:13:26] Yep, mom's bad that guy. Oh, she has her feet out. Oh my okay. I'm not even kidding
[01:13:32] This skin is literally just made too good
[01:13:36] She has no shoes or sock
[01:13:38] I
[01:13:41] Landed on somebody I swear if I doubted this talker that is not frosted flakes. Where are you?
[01:13:50] Yeah, what are these?
[01:14:08] Well I say go where are we dropping a twin of
[01:14:13] Guy says frosted flakes
[01:14:17] Ends up dropping in fucking Japan where did you and where'd you go?
[01:14:21] Jinxie your forehead is an unnamed location Poggles. I'll beat the shit out of you
[01:14:26] She'll queue up queue up. Come on. You're flat
[01:14:30] Oh, I can't to be with Platinum's
[01:14:33] Bro, what do you mean, of course you can, what are you saying?
[01:14:36] Jixzy, how tight are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
[01:14:40] Again, bro, this is the bullshit that I'm talking about.
[01:14:42] Guys, I'm not gonna discuss my tightness with you.
[01:14:46] Also, how the fuck would I know?
[01:14:48] You think I'm shoving shit up my ass to figure that out?
[01:14:51] I don't know, bro, I don't know how tight I am.
[01:14:55] How the fuck would I know?
[01:14:57] You know it's a link win?
[01:14:58] You've never put a finger up your ass in the shower before?
[01:15:02] The most I've ever put it up there is Cheetos.
[01:15:04] Chat, that's real, by the way.
[01:15:07] What?
[01:15:08] I've put Cheetos in my ass before.
[01:15:10] I was a kid.
[01:15:11] Did that not like burn?
[01:15:14] I put Cheetos in my ass.
[01:15:16] What?
[01:15:18] Yeah, they said like, there's a G spot in your asshole.
[01:15:20] So I went to go try it out.
[01:15:21] I got bricked after I did that, but that was like,
[01:15:25] very young.
[01:15:26] Wait, chat, okay, okay.
[01:15:27] I'm not even chatting, this is not in a weird way.
[01:15:29] And I'm not gonna test this.
[01:15:31] But do guys have G spots?
[01:15:35] Yes, bro, yes.
[01:15:36] Wait, what, where?
[01:15:38] In their asshole.
[01:15:42] Wait, guys have G spots in their ass?
[01:15:45] Yes.
[01:15:47] Tested on stream.
[01:15:48] Ah, Sparks get the fuck out of my face.
[01:15:51] Check, guys have G spots, dead ass, bro.
[01:15:55] Are we serious?
[01:15:57] I think it's a specific part of your balls. I really don't know. I know all the time people
[01:16:12] get like prostate cancer. Well, someone in my chat yesterday asked me what my fetish was
[01:16:24] And I really don't have a fetish. Do you have a fetish?
[01:16:29] I like, um...
[01:16:33] And I'm very vanilla, bro. I just like, you know, just normal. Like, I don't know.
[01:16:36] I like, uh, feet.
[01:16:39] Oh.
[01:16:42] Like, like, do they like...
[01:16:45] Like, they get you hard?
[01:16:47] But, bro, what's understood doesn't need to be explained, and that's all I'm gonna say in back, apparently.
[01:16:52] What's understood is he-
[01:16:54] Chad, you either got a foot fetish or you don't, bro.
[01:16:56] If you don't understand, then I can't be able to explain it.
[01:17:00] What's understood doesn't need to be explained, dude.
[01:17:02] Chop chop!
[01:17:05] Yeah, go chop chop.
[01:17:06] Chad, you guys calling me a weirdo?
[01:17:08] Do you realize how many dudes actually like to eat?
[01:17:11] This is a common fetish, bro.
[01:17:15] Chad, I'm not gonna lie.
[01:17:17] White nail polish.
[01:17:18] If you know you know.
[01:17:20] White nail polish with like a clean nice soft foot and they're sucked on a toe before
[01:17:30] Yo, bro, I'm asking LeBron James if you made a layup
[01:17:35] What?
[01:17:36] Bro, hell yeah. Oh my god. Okay
[01:17:43] Well, it's understood nothing to be explained dude true true. There's people here
[01:17:47] by the way you're a shotgun no I just keep getting minis which is great but I
[01:17:53] need a fucking gun if I'm gonna okay I got a chest okay I'm good
[01:18:03] I'm coming kitten I have a pistol so if I don't protect you that's why
[01:18:10] One more, one more, one more.
[01:18:12] Oh man, I'm dead behind you, body.
[01:18:15] Oh, they're all dead damn.
[01:18:18] It's just snipers without fucking data, Tom.
[01:18:20] It's just snipers!
[01:18:21] Oh my God.
[01:18:22] There is never that many people in a location.
[01:18:26] Never!
[01:18:27] Chomp, chop, bro.
[01:18:28] No one's doing a chomp, chop.
[01:18:30] I didn't even know a chomp, chop was a fucking thing
[01:18:32] until you said it.
[01:18:32] Move to high screen, high screen or land.
[01:18:34] OK, OK, OK.
[01:18:36] So, Mudo, what turns you on?
[01:18:37] Do you have a fetish, what turns you on?
[01:18:39] I don't know. I like I just like ass like I don't know bro. I don't have a fetish
[01:18:44] Yeah, but that's not like a fetish bro
[01:18:45] But yo ass is just I'm gonna be honest ass is incredible
[01:18:49] Yo chat a nice booty bro makes the world go round in that ass bro
[01:18:54] Like I'm not even gonna hold you dude
[01:18:56] You had to choose between a girl with like insane Tata's or a really nice
[01:19:01] small choice you choose
[01:19:03] if you have to choose one dude I don't even know bro um oh my god it's like the hardest
[01:19:12] question of all time I'm probably gonna lean towards Tata's bro wait let me explain why
[01:19:20] okay go a nice pair of Tata's is pretty rare like it's hard to find you know what I mean
[01:19:29] Yeah, you're right.
[01:19:30] It is rare, bro.
[01:19:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:19:32] Hold on, see, it's all great.
[01:19:34] Like, I'm not complaining, bro.
[01:19:35] It's all great.
[01:19:37] True.
[01:19:39] No, but I don't have a fetish, man, to be honest.
[01:19:41] I don't know.
[01:19:42] I mean, bro, I do like Toads, but I've never sucked Toads.
[01:19:45] But I do like them.
[01:19:46] Yo.
[01:19:47] Yo, you might want to take a spin, bro.
[01:19:49] Hey, I stream when you live.
[01:19:50] I stream when you live.
[01:19:51] I don't know why.
[01:19:51] OK, I got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
[01:19:53] No matters and I don't like your emails bro stop sending me pictures of your fucking toes
[01:20:01] please what the fuck is wrong with you wait there's a guy that sends you emails of his toes
[01:20:08] yes yes yes he does it like every day bro it's fucking it's disgusting please matters and stop
[01:20:15] I'm gonna fail the map, I'm gonna print a map, right here, right here, right here.
[01:20:23] Dude, but aren't they just gonna follow our skins out of the bus?
[01:20:26] Bro, what's going on me? I'm tired of getting sniked!
[01:20:31] We gotta get a dove, we gotta get a dove, we gotta get a dove.
[01:20:34] I'm gonna stream with a delay, man!
[01:20:37] You fuckers ruined our night!
[01:20:40] I
[01:20:42] Scared me
[01:20:47] Oh my god, no one's coming here
[01:20:50] Someone I sat said you've got a cheating fetish like mods, please dead
[01:20:56] Yo, bro that guy has ball knowledge, bro
[01:21:03] My whole lobby's here, I mean I literally hit my okay, I'll show screen the whole fucking mob is here
[01:21:10] I don't have any more extreme snipers at where I'm on this camp.
[01:21:18] Mudo Moki, just camp on Tom. Just camp.
[01:21:25] I think I shot him. Do you have one? Or do you have one?
[01:21:33] But I'm not even joking. Just camp on that.
[01:21:35] 47 47 47 47
[01:21:40] dead one dead
[01:21:44] put up put up put up
[01:21:48] did he just
[01:21:51] save one log if you just did that
[01:21:54] save one log if you just did that
[01:21:58] you don't want to know I'm
[01:22:02] I don't wanna know I missed two pump shots and he pickaxed.
[01:22:06] No, no, no, no, I can't.
[01:22:08] I can't, I can't.
[01:22:09] Yo, no, I can't, I can't, I can't.
[01:22:12] Oh my god, I've never had that happen.
[01:22:14] Mooda, Mooda, Mooda, I've never had that happen.
[01:22:16] What happened?
[01:22:17] What happened?
[01:22:17] I was full of health.
[01:22:19] I had a bump.
[01:22:20] He glided it on me.
[01:22:22] I missed both my pump shots and he axed me five times.
[01:22:26] I died fully speechable.
[01:22:28] Pickaxe!
[01:22:32] Bro, that is legitimately the worst step in my life.
[01:22:37] Chad, I'm not even kidding.
[01:22:39] That's the worst step in my life, badass.
[01:22:42] Oh my God.
[01:22:44] I feel like I need to buy Goonskin so we can be on the same level.
[01:22:49] Because I'm not going to play good if I don't have a Goonskin.
[01:22:52] Bro, I just hate the stream snipers, dude.
[01:22:55] Yo, I literally have to- Chad, I'm going to have to leave early.
[01:22:58] Okay, so Chad, here's what I'm going to do.
[01:23:01] My flight got canceled chat
[01:23:04] So what I'm gonna do to get to the World Cup game tomorrow is I'm gonna fly into like a close by city and then drive there
[01:23:11] That's something to
[01:23:17] When's the World Cup tomorrow
[01:23:19] What is tomorrow? I'm so fucking
[01:23:24] Did you see the picture where the menial all was getting bathed by a messy
[01:23:29] I saw that picture like two years ago that picture was was really popular two years ago when Malin became a star like two
[01:23:37] three years ago
[01:23:39] ages ago like cinema and his bro like
[01:23:43] To go from like getting bathed by Messi to 20 years later. I'm glad you watch the fact on Titan or no
[01:23:50] I'm in okay. I'm in the middle of season four of attack on Titan and I haven't watched
[01:23:56] Bro, oh my god, let me know if I'm wrong, but okay attack on Titan season one ten out of ten
[01:24:03] Attack on Titan season two ten out of ten attack on Titan season three ten or no eleven out of season three is eleven
[01:24:09] I said attack on Titan season four
[01:24:12] They introduced like twenty five new fucking characters, and I hate when shows do that
[01:24:17] I hate when shows do that. It's just like twenty five new characters. It's like bro. What the fuck
[01:24:22] No, no, you just have to get through it, bro
[01:24:24] I'm sure the ending of it is so good though. Like that's why I want to keep watching this. I'm sure the ending of it is so good
[01:24:34] But yeah, it's not even a dig at attack on time. I just hate when any show does that
[01:24:45] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie like attack on Titan season one two and three it's probably
[01:24:50] Probably the best enemy I've ever seen besides death note
[01:24:53] like I'm not even a tackle Titan is so yo Darth Vader
[01:25:01] This is why I don't stream this fucking game
[01:25:07] I don't stream this shit man. It's cuz of these fuckers
[01:25:12] Playboy Cardi's doing to take the other fan and take the L dance and Darth Vader's in front of my face
[01:25:17] Oh, it's okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, does it even matter, bro?
[01:25:22] Does it matter if we go full cam? They're just gonna follow our skin out of the bus
[01:25:25] It's the most uninfluent disgusting piece of garbage should have ever seen
[01:25:32] This would be with no snipers. Oh my god
[01:25:35] We're gonna make it to a fucking end game for once and not just be in the main menu 24-7
[01:25:47] We want to go there, all right.
[01:25:52] Yeah.
[01:25:53] You ended up buying this cannon.
[01:25:54] Now, like, I get to be involved both sides of it, but I don't buy goonerscans chat.
[01:25:57] I got a girl, bro.
[01:26:00] I don't buy goonerscans, dude.
[01:26:03] I'm so excited for the World Cup tomorrow.
[01:26:08] Darth Vader here.
[01:26:09] Darth Vader pre-landed.
[01:26:10] How does he know?
[01:26:11] Yeah.
[01:26:12] How does he know?
[01:26:13] No, actually, how the fuck does this guy know?
[01:26:15] How does dark
[01:26:19] Is one is what is what is what is what is what is one?
[01:26:23] All right, let me show screen
[01:26:25] Dark Vader beat me to a landing location, and I haven't even shown my screen yet. Is she God?
[01:26:31] God not one not one not one. I'm not
[01:26:37] No, can you stop farming?
[01:26:41] I have dark Vader on me shut up wrong away
[01:26:45] What do you think I'll never let you die bro?
[01:26:48] You think I'll never let you die?
[01:26:51] He's one, he's one, 97! 97! He's in 97!
[01:26:55] So he's three out, he's three out. 97! 97! 97! 97! 97!
[01:27:00] Please, please, please, please, please!
[01:27:03] One more, please, one more, please!
[01:27:05] Focus you cock-suckers!
[01:27:07] He's one, he's one, he's one!
[01:27:09] Yes! Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me!
[01:27:13] Gliding, gliding, gliding, gliding, gliding.
[01:27:15] Oh my god.
[01:27:24] She's in her mood, I got you.
[01:27:36] I gotta get the fuck out of here.
[01:27:38] Get my red blue card.
[01:27:43] I'm gonna get you we don't work on the boots the boots right you run faster
[01:27:47] They're on
[01:27:56] What a house should I go back in your car?
[01:27:58] I don't know bro. You kind of shut the legs like I don't like to pop it
[01:28:02] I don't know bro mecha chameleon your way there, bro
[01:28:04] You've your character blends in with the jungle
[01:28:07] No, she doesn't she has her boobs out brushes one of a shit
[01:28:13] Bro, the thing is, in a normal game of Fortnite, I'll be able to just come back in a minute.
[01:28:24] But because they're sniping, they're gonna camp the fucking guard!
[01:28:31] He's shooting into your bush?
[01:28:36] Nah, he did not.
[01:28:39] If this guy shoots into my bush randomly, I'm just gonna...
[01:28:43] Wait...
[01:28:44] Is he dancing in the open?
[01:28:46] Kill him, kill him!
[01:28:48] Oh my god.
[01:28:55] Oh my god.
[01:29:09] Give him any give him any give him any
[01:29:20] Yay more
[01:29:34] Yes
[01:29:39] Oh
[01:29:44] Will you get hell back you got a back you got a for that actually got a back together come on go go
[01:29:49] I'm actually gonna
[01:29:54] The shocker nice my room was done in one minute you have time you have time with a lot of time
[01:30:02] Sort of want to go to it now, bro. I feel like that was all the snipers we can actually
[01:30:07] I actually hit my fucking life, bro
[01:30:17] But I figured out for now, I gotta do is just build
[01:30:22] Oh my god, you're a shotgun you're a shotgun
[01:30:27] Yes
[01:30:37] how much time? one minute, one minute, one minute
[01:30:52] the whole fucking lobby on you bro, like what the fuck is this?
[01:30:57] no
[01:30:58] what the fuck 45 seconds 35 seconds 35 what is this bot night bro what is
[01:31:20] What's happening?
[01:31:22] Bro, chill!
[01:31:23] Hide me up!
[01:31:24] What the fuck?
[01:31:25] No, no, no, no!
[01:31:26] I just clutch you, motherfucker!
[01:31:28] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
[01:31:29] My bad, my bad.
[01:31:30] The hell?
[01:31:31] You're right, you're right.
[01:31:32] Owl, owl, owl, owl.
[01:31:33] El Muda, El Muda.
[01:31:34] That was all you.
[01:31:35] That was good, that was good, that was good.
[01:31:37] I like how you didn't...
[01:31:38] Now where's the reboot?
[01:31:39] Over there?
[01:31:40] On the map, on the map.
[01:31:41] I see it, right next to you.
[01:31:44] Good fighting there, bro.
[01:31:45] Good positioning.
[01:31:46] That was good.
[01:31:47] That was like 10 out of 10, bro.
[01:31:48] Peterbot would be proud.
[01:31:50] Alright Mood, I'm gonna pick you up bro, let's get this win, dude!
[01:32:00] Dude, I don't even know if I want you to res me, I'm just staring at your character's
[01:32:03] ass.
[01:32:04] Like, I'm fine if you don't want to res me, bro.
[01:32:07] Bro, I think we got all the snipers bruh.
[01:32:13] Okay.
[01:32:14] There's a missile, there's a missile.
[01:32:18] Oh my god, oh my god!
[01:32:31] Dance, dance, dance.
[01:32:33] He probably wasn't even a sniper.
[01:32:35] He's probably not a sniper, bro.
[01:32:37] He's just unlucky, bro.
[01:32:39] He's not a sniper?
[01:32:41] No, bro.
[01:32:43] He probably tells you like parents' story, bro.
[01:32:45] Yo, bro, if you're so stupid,
[01:32:47] yo bro if you're sniping do a different dance move if you're sniping do a
[01:32:51] different dance move if you're sniping do a different dance move he doesn't even
[01:32:59] care he doesn't even care that he's getting shot this is disgusting this is
[01:33:04] disgusting bro this is fucking disgusting I'm not gonna I was kind of
[01:33:08] moving out there kids what do you want real quick oh sure bro if you
[01:33:13] You want but but you get a couple kills and you think you can just beat me
[01:33:17] I was kind of moving boy you want boxfire bill fight. Hmm chat what boxer milk box box fight
[01:33:30] That was kind of moving out there boy again, but the skin's helping you bro
[01:33:35] It's gonna go up chapter back. I'm gonna get some water. I'm back. Oh my legs. They're so sore
[01:33:43] I got to leave early tonight because we got the world top tomorrow boys I'm going to
[01:33:57] the finals.
[01:33:58] Chad I'm so excited.
[01:34:00] Oh my.
[01:34:01] Chad I'm actually so excited.
[01:34:07] I'm so fucking pumped.
[01:34:11] I
[01:34:18] Know
[01:34:21] Are you ready? Yeah, but we're yeah ready
[01:34:35] One two
[01:35:11] It's all good mood because I'm gonna pass you and leave bro.
[01:35:17] No you're not bro.
[01:35:18] If you get anywhere near me, I'm popping a not-ending shoot.
[01:35:21] Go fly!
[01:35:27] Oh what the fuck?
[01:35:30] Oh my god!
[01:35:32] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
[01:35:41] What's the hell?
[01:35:48] Two, three, two, three?
[01:35:50] What are we going up to?
[01:35:52] Ten, five?
[01:35:53] Ten.
[01:35:54] Ten.
[01:35:55] Ten.
[01:35:56] Ten.
[01:35:57] Ten.
[01:35:58] Ten.
[01:35:59] Ten.
[01:36:00] Ten.
[01:36:01] Ten.
[01:36:02] Ten.
[01:36:03] Ten.
[01:36:04] Ten.
[01:36:05] Ten.
[01:36:06] Ten.
[01:36:07] Ten.
[01:36:08] Ten.
[01:36:09] Ten.
[01:36:10] Ten.
[01:36:11] Oh my god, what the f-
[01:36:16] Oh, you're spanking through my walls!
[01:36:27] You're spanking through my walls!
[01:36:30] Alright, you want me to start trying?
[01:36:31] I can start trying.
[01:36:32] You want me to start trying?
[01:36:33] I can start trying.
[01:36:34] Okay, I'll just try.
[01:36:35] You're actually bad, you're bad, you're bad!
[01:36:46] Oh my god.
[01:36:48] 4-3?
[01:36:49] No, no.
[01:36:50] I'm playing this shit like it's epic.
[01:36:51] Yeah, that's what I got.
[01:36:52] And I'm playing like myth.
[01:36:53] So what are you going to do?
[01:36:54] And I'm playing like myth.
[01:36:55] and I'm playing like myth so what are you gonna do and I'm playing like myth
[01:37:10] nice no go near my fucking wall where's the soul go near my fucking wall 4 4
[01:37:16] I'm on the floor and you hit me
[01:37:30] All right, wait five four five four five four five four
[01:37:46] Six four, what am I doing? All right, come on go go bro. You'll take these aim fights trust me
[01:37:53] All right, let's go
[01:37:55] You have no awareness bro. Oh, there's how do you have two boxes
[01:38:00] Oh my god.
[01:38:06] Yeah! 6-5! Come on!
[01:38:12] Oh, how are you beating me with a blue a-
[01:38:26] You're so low! I knew you won!
[01:38:28] I know you're one
[01:38:34] But yeah, I'm not even getting box fights are like so much better than
[01:38:58] Aintbot, Aintbot, Aintbot, Aintbot!
[01:39:01] See, but you're the type of guy that actually happened, bro.
[01:39:04] WHAAAAAT?!
[01:39:05] Pets!
[01:39:06] You're the type of guy that actually happened.
[01:39:08] Watch the fuck!
[01:39:09] I don't know.
[01:39:10] Like, I don't know what to do, bro.
[01:39:11] Aintbot, Aintbot, Aintbot, Aintbot!
[01:39:12] Aintbot, Aintbot, Aintbot!
[01:39:13] Aintbot, Aintbot!
[01:39:14] Oh, fuck.
[01:39:15] Wait, do we get a blue AR and one of us gets a gold?
[01:39:17] No, whoever wins the last round, whoever wins the last round gets to score.
[01:39:28] Yo bro, a G.H.
[01:39:31] Oh my god.
[01:39:32] Did you just get a call from G.H. on me?
[01:39:34] Who are you feeling like?
[01:39:36] Oh my god, oh my god.
[01:39:37] What's the score?
[01:39:38] Uh, 6-5 I think. 6-5, yeah, yeah.
[01:39:43] Oh my god!
[01:39:45] G.H.
[01:39:47] G.H.
[01:39:48] G.H.
[01:39:49] Oh my god, yes!
[01:39:51] What is it? 6-6? 6-6?
[01:39:53] 9-6.
[01:39:54] Wait, you have 9? That ass?
[01:39:56] Yes
[01:40:10] Did what is it six seven or nine seven yeah, what do you have? What do you have? What's your top rate say I don't even know
[01:40:26] I
[01:40:32] That's a man
[01:40:35] Huh, what is it? What is it? Yeah, I'm gonna yeah, I mean I mean I mean I've said
[01:40:40] Play more play more
[01:41:26] Oh my god!
[01:41:28] Oh shit! Holy shit!
[01:41:31] What was your health? What was your health?
[01:41:32] Like, um, I needed 12 after before I got, uh, heals.
[01:41:41] 20? Edit!
[01:41:46] Come on! Edit!
[01:41:51] Oh god, what the fuck am I doing?
[01:41:53] What's your thing? What's your thing? How do I check? How do I check? Oh, you don't see it on top left. It just says it's just says it for me.
[01:42:11] Oh, where the fuck are you?
[01:42:43] Oh, fuck!
[01:42:44] You cock sucker!
[01:42:46] That Bill Buntz is so addicting, bro, that ass!
[01:42:50] What, do you wanna get on the rift soon?
[01:42:51] Yes, sir, yes, sir, I was looking to get governor, fuck that shit.
[01:42:55] No, there's too many streams on it.
[01:42:57] Oh my god, man, there's pretty fucking abyssalated right now, like, generally, here.
[01:43:02] Pull box!
[01:43:05] Oh, yeah, that was better than I thought!
[01:43:08] That one is called the Mooda Special.
[01:43:11] What an example of nothing.
[01:43:13] all right well I really wanted to bump it away right cool guy bro yeah on my
[01:43:24] life well you're using aim assist yourself bullshit says you wait that
[01:43:35] your wall I didn't know what I'm 87 187 you're so low okay ready what let's just
[01:43:47] go that
[01:43:50] I'm gonna I'm gonna punch you in your fucking face
[01:44:14] Yeah
[01:44:20] That's a bullet!
[01:44:27] That's a bullet!
[01:44:31] That was a 1HP!
[01:44:34] Oh my God.
[01:44:40] He's Darnis!
[01:44:45] Fuck me man. Alright, let's get on the get on the get on the dirty log out. Yeah, I already sent off
[01:44:56] You ready kid. Oh my god
[01:44:58] Police is just like heroin to my fucking I know bro. It's like fucking mad
[01:45:04] It is I swear to God. I swear to God, dude. I'm gonna get gold bra. I'm telling you bro dead ass
[01:45:09] Like all jokes aside, bro. I was uh, I was watching you play two nights ago
[01:45:16] Like there's this feature where I can like spectate your lobbies bro, bro
[01:45:19] You look like you were him on you bro. I'm not gonna lie dude. I'm telling you
[01:45:23] I'm the best silver to
[01:45:26] Mastery in the goddamn world
[01:45:31] Well, we're gonna win every game you play we're gonna win every fucking game you play bro
[01:45:34] I'm telling you, get out of there.
[01:45:35] Bro, in my games, wait, can you handle
[01:45:38] gold two lobbies though, bro?
[01:45:40] You're, I thought you were gold four.
[01:45:43] Wait, I thought you were gold.
[01:45:44] I am, I am gold four.
[01:45:45] I'm gold four.
[01:45:46] Why the fuck did you lie?
[01:45:49] Listen, bro, listen, I'm serious.
[01:45:53] I'm gold four, 32 LP.
[01:45:55] If we lose any games today, I'm dropping down a silver
[01:45:58] and I'm gonna-
[01:45:59] No, don't give us 20 seconds.
[01:46:00] It didn't beat, don't give us 20 seconds.
[01:46:01] Okay, okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
[01:46:04] Go, go, go.
[01:46:11] Muda, what's your email so I can send you my fee?
[01:46:15] Yo, Madison, do you not see what you're doing?
[01:46:17] Bro, what the fuck?
[01:46:19] What is this?
[01:46:21] You guys getting Madison clones?
[01:46:24] Bro, stop sending tow pitches to my fee, please.
[01:46:27] Bro, selling Muda's Gmail for 50 bucks.
[01:46:32] Jesus Christ. 17 hate from Russia. Like, alright.
[01:46:40] I mean, guys, listen, if there's any girl in my chat that wants to, um, send me, uh,
[01:46:51] on how to play League of Legends, I'm down.
[01:46:54] If I don't want, if any girl in the chat wants to send me tips on how to play League of Legends, I'm down.
[01:46:58] Mooda, I'm gonna send you my tip, like-
[01:47:05] Yo, Frank, yo, Frank, Frank, is there something fucking wrong with you, Frank?
[01:47:10] I don't wanna see your tip, I don't wanna see your tip.
[01:47:15] Mooda, I'll show you a tip.
[01:47:18] Alright.
[01:47:19] Mooda, listen to me, listen to me, clear?
[01:47:22] Yes, go.
[01:47:23] I'm the best League of Legends player ever.
[01:47:25] Chat, y'all have not seen me fully.
[01:47:28] Y'all have not seen me play
[01:47:31] I'm gonna carry them
[01:47:36] Okay, listen now that gorgeous is here bro
[01:47:39] I'm gonna be able to farm my minions without fucking getting fucked. You'll swap so any first thing
[01:47:44] Because if one of these cocks steals ye I'm gonna have to go more work, and I'm fine. I'm very good, but bro like my ye is crazy
[01:47:50] I'm gonna farm all my camps. I'm not gonna play for the team at all, bro. Yeah, it might look like we're losing
[01:48:00] I don't like that, but once I get to like two or three items. I'm gonna be gigantic. All right. I
[01:48:07] Got it. Listen now listen me too. I might be it might look like I'm losing my mid late for a bit
[01:48:13] But I spike when I get bored. So it's gonna take a bit more to go work chat. I'm not playing the DVD
[01:48:19] type dvd again in your band
[01:48:22] type dvd again in your band
[01:48:25] mods get these fuckers out
[01:48:28] what happened with dvd what is that
[01:48:30] bro don't worry about it it's just some bullshitting in my chat
[01:48:37] when i decide to start
[01:48:39] what the fuck is this
[01:48:42] you guys you guys stop sending me emails please like genuinely bro what the fuck
[01:48:47] Your chat guess what guys I booked a flight to New York today flight got canceled
[01:48:52] Booked a flight to Philadelphia to drive to New York Philadelphia flight got cancelled five minutes ago
[01:48:57] I don't even know how I'm gonna get to this game. How the fuck am I gonna get to this game, bro?
[01:49:02] Well, New York
[01:49:04] Yeah, New York is um
[01:49:07] Damn wait, I
[01:49:10] Mean, I don't know actually how are you gonna do? Oh wait? I know why I didn't cancel it bro
[01:49:15] Bro, Canada had forest fires.
[01:49:18] Did you hear about that?
[01:49:19] Like how would Canada's forest fires affect New York?
[01:49:22] No, no, no, no, no.
[01:49:23] Because New York is only like two hours away from my city.
[01:49:26] It's only like two hours away from my city.
[01:49:27] But bro, it's bad.
[01:49:29] Like it's orange, bro.
[01:49:30] It's orange here.
[01:49:31] Like it's orange in New York.
[01:49:33] It's literally orange.
[01:49:35] Chad, is it stormy in New York?
[01:49:39] Bro, it's not stormy.
[01:49:40] Like you actually need to see it, bro.
[01:49:41] Like I'm gonna send you a picture on Discord.
[01:49:43] New York, New York right now.
[01:49:49] Wait Chad, the weather's actually bad in New York?
[01:49:52] Whoa, this is how it looks like in New York right now.
[01:49:54] I swear on my life on everything I love. This is how it looks like in New York.
[01:49:56] Look at the score, look at the score.
[01:50:02] Let me see.
[01:50:04] That's not a filter.
[01:50:05] That says New York 2049, you dumb fuck.
[01:50:09] Hold on.
[01:50:10] That's from Blade Runner, you idiot!
[01:50:14] Oh.
[01:50:15] Yeah, how does New York look right now?
[01:50:18] Wait, so I actually can't make it to the game?
[01:50:21] Bro, what?
[01:50:22] Literally, I have to eat my chickens!
[01:50:24] I spent a lot of money on those things, man!
[01:50:30] What the fuck?
[01:50:34] Bro, should I have flew in earlier?
[01:50:40] It's not Orlando, it's not Tampa guys, the weather in Tampa is fine, it's fucking New York.
[01:50:48] Oman vs Yasuo, cleared, easy, easy, easy.
[01:50:54] Yo have you unlocked how to use free cam yet or no?
[01:50:59] Bro, I'm not even, I'm not even kidding bro, I don't think I can make it to this game.
[01:51:05] Oh, you can what's a night? What's a flight next in York like a city next in York?
[01:51:10] So no, yeah, and that got canceled. I don't even know why but it got canceled
[01:51:27] Guys the 18 hour drive. There's no way
[01:51:31] It's now a driver's ass
[01:51:33] No way that happened.
[01:51:39] Oh my god, I'm already in my lane.
[01:51:50] The fires are ruined visibly.
[01:51:52] Wait, Samudu, you weren't even trolling, there's actually fire.
[01:51:54] No, no, no, no, no, there really isn't.
[01:51:56] But god, that picture is...
[01:51:58] That's why I kind of mistaken it, because that's actually how it looked like in my scene.
[01:52:02] I give it like orange.
[01:52:04] So Chad Chad just walks the game from home and then like refund my tickets
[01:52:08] I didn't know if I can refund my tickets this late bro a day before the game
[01:52:12] But what the fuck am I gonna do?
[01:52:15] I'm dead bro. Oh my god, bro
[01:52:18] No, this is bad bro. This is bad. This is bad. I don't want to lose my league game, bro, please
[01:52:24] What do you mean? I don't want to lose my league game and you die. I'm not I'm not doing it
[01:52:28] You died first.
[01:52:29] No, I know, I know, I got ganked bro, like, you have a sniper.
[01:52:35] Aw, bro, this Yasuo looks good.
[01:52:42] Yeah, who else?
[01:52:43] Yasuo or Yone?
[01:52:45] We have a Caitlyn playing top lane, so we probably just lost.
[01:52:48] I didn't even realize that until someone in my chat said it.
[01:52:51] We have a fucking Caitlyn playing top lane.
[01:52:53] I just noticed that.
[01:52:55] It's one thing to be ass. I don't even care but bro when you're just like playing the wrong role
[01:53:00] It's like you're just setting yourself up for failure, which in turn sets our entire team up for failure
[01:53:05] Caitlyn top lane
[01:53:09] That cat can cat play top or no you mean cat arena you can cat arena or Caitlyn
[01:53:18] I mean anybody can play top, but I don't know if it's good. I bet the win percentage ass on it
[01:53:25] It's probably a one-trick pony who got auto filled so maybe we'll get like double off
[01:53:34] you if we win or something.
[01:53:37] Maybe we'll get double off me.
[01:53:40] Mike Claire was so mad there but to be fair I didn't fight since for two seconds.
[01:53:45] Yeah, I don't know how long I'm gonna streamport today.
[01:53:52] I'm trying to figure out these flights dude
[01:53:55] What up, why are you fucking dying?
[01:53:58] Bro, this is bad. I'm actually getting mid. It's like pretty bad right now, but I'm not gonna lie
[01:54:04] This is getting a little scary bro
[01:54:11] Oh my god, no way
[01:54:13] So chat is flying to New York actually dangerous right now like it's legitimately dangerous
[01:54:28] I can't gank bot, I have no ADC, it's like one support player down there, oh no wait
[01:54:40] we have a Yumi, oh I didn't even know, I thought there was one guy down there, it's a fucking
[01:54:46] Yumi, jeez it, I'm actually feeding, what the fuck, I'm not even trolling, I'm not
[01:54:57] I
[01:54:59] actually
[01:55:01] Why do you do this to me bro?
[01:55:03] Why do you do this?
[01:55:05] You're only 3 and 4 minutes
[01:55:07] I've never even seen that
[01:55:09] This has never happened
[01:55:11] Fuck up
[01:55:13] Bro this has to be a smurf
[01:55:15] Yo I'm not, yo Muda
[01:55:17] I'm dead ass gonna block you
[01:55:19] If you lie about the smurf shit I can't do this anymore
[01:55:21] Okay okay I'm sitting on the tower
[01:55:23] Okay I'm just sitting on the tower bro
[01:55:55] trying to book the flights bro
[01:55:57] but they just keep getting fucking canceled
[01:56:00] they just keep getting fucking canceled man
[01:56:15] maybe take a train boggles what did that take twenty fucking hours boggles
[01:56:20] What, did that take 20 fucking hours?
[01:56:25] I can't thank you, Muda. I'm just gonna die.
[01:56:27] It's fine, it's fine. I'm literally just gonna play on my tower, but whatever you're okay.
[01:56:30] I'm a little behind, but I'll catch up. I'll catch up.
[01:56:33] I'm going for like the dumbest dragon ever, but it might work.
[01:56:36] I'm not even kidding when that works.
[01:56:40] We need this dragon.
[01:56:42] We're already so fucking behind.
[01:56:44] No, I think this dragon's gonna work. I think this dragon's gonna work.
[01:56:48] Yeah, we're not that behind, bro. It's just me.
[01:56:50] Oh my god, I got away. I'm actually the truth. Holy shatter on how I just got away. I had
[01:57:01] to R and flash.
[01:57:02] I'm getting tank now, bro. What the fuck. Wait, we are getting snifed. What the fuck?
[01:57:14] Emo-ing
[01:57:19] Just you know jam I like
[01:57:22] Bromura, I don't think they're sniping bro be cute instantly also like if someone's sniping brother would be typing in chat trying to get attention
[01:57:28] And you're just getting gap, bro
[01:57:30] Like come on
[01:57:32] You have to wake up and smell. Oh, no. I'm getting invaded by Jax. I think I'd lose this
[01:57:37] I don't even know if I win this or not
[01:57:40] Do I win this?
[01:57:42] Oh bro, chat, what am I doing wrong bro?
[01:57:48] Oh my god, bro.
[01:57:51] I'm out, I'm out bro. Like literally it's up to you bro.
[01:57:54] Like just don't even gank me bro.
[01:57:56] Just literally like you have to get fed and carry us.
[01:57:58] Until I get Bork.
[01:58:00] Cause I fucked up bad bro. I fed my ass too early bro.
[01:58:07] What are you always fucking...
[01:58:09] Don't tell me dude. I swear you do.
[01:58:12] I'm ganking the jacks and then looking on the front.
[01:58:24] I have to.
[01:58:25] I might have a big play here.
[01:58:27] Well would you say your mechanics carry you or like your game sense?
[01:58:30] Game sense.
[01:58:31] I'm gonna kill those jacks.
[01:58:32] He's gonna run.
[01:58:33] Come on.
[01:58:34] What happened, what happened, what happened.
[01:58:51] Bro I don't want to talk to you, you sold this game.
[01:58:54] Okay I'm sorry bro, I'm sorry.
[01:58:56] No but it's not even sorry, how are you 0-4 in 8 minutes?
[01:58:59] That's like trying to sell.
[01:59:01] I get if you're Owen water Owen to bro. You're you were Owen four and eight minutes
[01:59:07] You're getting out CS by fucking
[01:59:16] I'm trying to make hero plays because we're so behind
[01:59:18] And
[01:59:27] Okay, you gotta shut that. I'm gonna do not that do not that whatever you don't fucking about
[01:59:31] I'm gonna stop fucking the game.
[01:59:33] I'm 300 tower, I'm 300 towering.
[01:59:48] Homeless without items, you know this. Yeah, Yi's just a hatch.
[01:59:51] Without items, without items.
[01:59:53] He's literally like, I'm not getting Yi's one of the worst champions in the game if he has no items.
[01:59:56] He does no damage and has no health.
[02:00:01] does no damage and has no health. Oh my god, check it out, I don't walk up at all at the farm.
[02:00:07] No. You have to play like, every time you get him a killbrown he gets 300 gold and if you keep getting him kills, you can't fight him obviously.
[02:00:14] He's gonna get gigantic and then he's gonna kill all of us.
[02:00:31] bot I could gank chat, yeah bot's gankable because they're not big
[02:00:35] bot's gankable and top's gankable I just can't gank mid
[02:00:43] that yasuo is fat
[02:00:45] I wanna look on the grabs here but I feel like Jax is gonna be here and I'm just gonna die
[02:00:53] I'm gonna look on the grabs
[02:01:01] This guy might come to me. I gotta watch this castle.
[02:01:06] Is this a bad grub, you think?
[02:01:08] It's not that bad.
[02:01:10] I just feel like Jax is gonna be here any second.
[02:01:13] I have nothing else to do. I have no other play.
[02:01:18] I could potentially all away from Jax.
[02:01:24] Now we got the grubs.
[02:01:27] I have to end up forcing a dragon and forcing a grub.
[02:01:30] Is Jax just really playing through objective that well?
[02:01:37] Wait, why is one of you wanting Jax back? Does he have lifesteal or something?
[02:01:42] Why is one of you wanting him back?
[02:01:51] Because he stuns. He counters your autos.
[02:01:54] Immunity stuns. Really?
[02:01:57] Stop all of your autos. I need you romantically. What?
[02:02:03] Man, my timer's rollin' my stuff.
[02:02:06] I could do a bot to top full clear. If I play on this dragon, I'm gonna fucking die.
[02:02:10] This Jax is gonna fucking kill me if I play on this dragon.
[02:02:13] I have timers up. I should probably just do my bot to top full clear and maybe look for a top gank.
[02:02:18] If I play on this dragon, I'm gonna lose the game, because Jax is gonna be here and he's gonna kill me.
[02:02:23] And then he's gonna kill me and take dragon and then I'm out.
[02:02:26] I see to keep farming
[02:02:31] Yo
[02:02:33] Garcy Gator with the 10 gifts in it's up
[02:02:37] She owns
[02:02:39] Yo Gator, I love you. You know what? I was dissing Miss Caitlyn at the start of the game
[02:02:42] But she's actually like one of our only hopes right now
[02:02:45] Moody you're doing a good job of not dying keep doing that. I know bro. I sold the bag early, bro
[02:02:49] I just did a catch up. No, it's all good, bro
[02:02:52] Dude eventually you can farm shit when he backs you like your back and shit. I'm backing. I don't know why I
[02:03:00] Don't know he's trying to play. I guess
[02:03:03] I'm trying to make it to where you get like a no-cf
[02:03:07] That ass you don't die. We're good
[02:03:10] Oh nevermind our bot just got wiped. I fry over
[02:03:17] Our bot just got fucking wiped
[02:03:21] I put the jacks on one HP. I'm actually fucking depressed.
[02:03:28] Oh my god, every time I play this game I just want to blow my fucking braids out!
[02:03:39] In game.
[02:03:41] Katie, can you bait up the cinch? I'm here Katie, just bait him up.
[02:03:47] Katie, bait him up, bait him up, bait him up, bait him up.
[02:03:49] Katie, I'm in the bush, dum-dum.
[02:03:53] Oh my god, chat. Why is he not backing, bro? I wanna buy items.
[02:03:57] Katie, what the fuck are you doing?
[02:04:08] Like, I'm always down.
[02:04:09] Katie, I'm the singed! Are you drunk?
[02:04:14] Katie!
[02:04:16] The singed!
[02:04:19] Kill this!
[02:04:21] K.B.A.I.E!
[02:04:25] The S.E.A.G.E!
[02:04:28] What happened? What happened?
[02:04:30] My top laner has like brain damage, he just left!
[02:04:36] Check, can I kill him now?
[02:04:37] Can I kill Yasuo with my items or no?
[02:04:39] Shesh, still under tower.
[02:04:45] Yeah, I chased after him too much, but also it's like,
[02:04:47] It's like you guys are blaming me for playing off of my braindead teammate incorrectly
[02:04:52] If my teammate just sat in his lane and let singe walk up. We just kill sinch
[02:04:58] Like literally if you just let him walk up we kill sinch
[02:05:11] But yeah, I played that bad, but I'm in a bad spot because my teammate fucking abandoned me
[02:05:17] I don't know why she left her lane. She did nothing. She literally did nothing.
[02:05:23] Why are you leaving your lane?
[02:05:27] Sit in your fucking lane!
[02:05:31] Fuck!
[02:05:33] Wait, Moody, you gotta shut-
[02:05:34] No, I gotta shut down, Moody. I gotta shut down. Work, work, work.
[02:05:37] Moody, go back. You gotta shut down this here.
[02:05:39] You have them getting question marks when I'm farming. I hate this fucking game.
[02:05:43] Slash me all.
[02:05:47] Fucking pig. Losing his lane and then pinging me off of my camp.
[02:05:52] You should literally go fuck yourself.
[02:05:54] Who is that boy?
[02:05:54] Lee Klerz has the most cancerous players in the world, to be honest.
[02:05:57] It's Zary, it's Zary, it's Zary. Just some pain in the ass.
[02:05:59] All day, he's just off the call day, he's just off the call day, yeah.
[02:06:01] All game, all game.
[02:06:03] He said, my mid, top, and jungle are useless.
[02:06:06] You'll fuck yourself.
[02:06:08] I don't back to the game, I gotta shut down, bro.
[02:06:10] Yeah, I think you're just 0 and 2 big, bro.
[02:06:12] Like...
[02:06:17] Alright, Katie, I'm gonna kill the cinch. Ready?
[02:06:30] Katie, on him. See how that works, Caitlin? See? That's called brain cells.
[02:06:35] Oh no. Oh no, Jax is here.
[02:06:42] Whoa, what is this? What?
[02:06:45] I'm gonna fucking run it down man. I swear to God help me on rift arrow
[02:06:52] I'm objective mocking this fucker. Oh, we're back. If you back I'm ending
[02:07:15] Jacks. Okay. We can look on the dragon here. Maybe we can look on the dragon. Yo, Muda,
[02:07:22] could you help us on the dragon? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I should back and get
[02:07:27] an item real quick, though. Yeah, I can get my sword. Muda, come to dragon, okay. I got
[02:07:35] my bf sword. Hey this game is for everyone I'll let you just shoot Apex. No shut up
[02:07:47] brah. I'm gonna be challenging on this game. Jax is mid, no my cat's dead. Alright I don't
[02:07:54] know what Katie's doing. Okay yep never mind I'm a dragon. Dragons chopped. I'm gonna
[02:08:00] I'm gonna go bot then, I'm gonna go bot.
[02:08:03] Honestly, I'm gonna go top, bro, I'm gonna go top.
[02:08:05] CT, Caitlyn.
[02:08:12] Well, they have two dragons now, that's for sure.
[02:08:16] Wait, do you want me to get two of you on the Sting maybe?
[02:08:19] I thought about that, but I'm on, I'm missing my wave.
[02:08:23] I'm just so behind, bro.
[02:08:25] Well, doing bad in League of Legends and selling your team
[02:08:28] It's like one of the most like guilty feelings you can feel in the world bro. I'm gonna be honest
[02:08:34] But I probably could kill this sand I might try
[02:08:40] Yeah, do I win this do I win this do I win this do I win this do I win this do I win this?
[02:08:50] Nope
[02:08:54] Okay
[02:08:58] And what is that what's that like what is that what's that ability?
[02:09:03] What was that ability bro? What is that? What's that ability? Oh?
[02:09:08] my god
[02:09:12] What are you getting fucking mobbed off the server man? I know it's bad
[02:09:16] I don't know I fucking know you know what the fuck you tell me I fucking know
[02:09:21] This fucking game, bro, it's like the thought of playing league makes me so happy I get on
[02:09:28] league and I just want to die
[02:09:29] Save Q until he throws you. I still don't think I reach him in time, dead ass. I'm not
[02:09:37] even kidding.
[02:09:38] If we could jump to yasuo.
[02:09:44] I'm down. I'm doing it so strong, bro.
[02:09:47] You want to try?
[02:09:48] I mean, it's gonna make you both a monster.
[02:09:50] I
[02:10:20] So the thing is, this game is so predictable, it's like I know I'm gonna die in there.
[02:10:31] It's like I already know I'm gonna die.
[02:10:33] Now I'm on three, now I'm late to my camps.
[02:10:36] Yeah, actually this game might give me actual depression.
[02:10:42] I'm telling you, bro, I'm telling you.
[02:10:44] Yeah, but no, no, you don't deserve to be depressed.
[02:10:47] You sold this game, Luda. You were fucking 0-4 in five minutes.
[02:10:52] I did, I did, I did.
[02:10:53] Like, you don't have a right to be upset.
[02:10:55] I did. I did, I did.
[02:10:56] I sold.
[02:10:57] I'm going to die.
[02:10:58] I got this fuck stick. I almost stole my buff.
[02:11:03] Yo, can this jinx actually fuck off?
[02:11:05] Oh, okay. Jackson, my bro.
[02:11:06] Yo, guys, please, FF. I promise. We're not T1. We're not coming back. Just FF.
[02:11:16] I never won an FF ever, but this is life. We have that that we have that that let's hope that our Caitlyn got filled top
[02:11:25] What does that mean?
[02:11:27] Like she's a ADC, but she got filled tops, then we don't we don't get LP loss
[02:11:40] My god
[02:11:46] Every time I play this game I think I got better and I just somehow got worse, I don't
[02:11:56] know.
[02:11:57] Bonnie's about the wrong item.
[02:11:59] Well, Muda, the thing is, bro, um, Chattanoa out of my bot, it's not like it matters.
[02:12:06] Yeah, sure, I'll do it for this one.
[02:12:09] Oh, there's three people on me, there's three people on me, I'm just dead now.
[02:12:12] Nice.
[02:12:13] Wait, maybe we can kill the Sands.
[02:12:20] Oh no, this Sands just runs.
[02:12:28] I'm actually going to lose it.
[02:12:34] Wow, so they didn't even just win every lane.
[02:12:39] They like dominated every lane besides top.
[02:12:42] Even the bot got dominated
[02:12:47] What happened with your like what happened with jungle like to me losing mid lane cause you don't lose jungle too is that what happens this game
[02:12:55] Like why does the jungle I've ate it all and you're all in for it. I'm not being mean. I'm not a sport
[02:13:00] I'm actually a question. I'm not even trolling like
[02:13:05] You were behind I went for a hero play and I put Jax on 1 hp out of me. He just does no damage early game
[02:13:12] Yeah, I can't contest a single drag. I'm just gonna instantly get one shot. I'm just
[02:13:24] instantly gonna get one shot. Bro, I don't even know how I'm gonna get to this fucking
[02:13:27] game tomorrow. I need to kill the six. This six needs to die right now. Sixty to die.
[02:13:32] Die, die, die. Yes! Yes! I got a shutdown! Yes!
[02:13:41] Oh my god, I'm gonna chase that full of people mad, I'm gonna chase that full of people mad.
[02:13:50] Yo I think I have an item.
[02:13:52] Okay, that's actually a big shutdown.
[02:13:55] God, I'm just now getting my second item. Jesus.
[02:13:59] Bro, if we can stall these fuckers long enough to where I can get to three items, maybe I can do something.
[02:14:05] I have to be so smart about my engagements.
[02:14:07] Bro, you're one in ten, Luda.
[02:14:08] No, no, no.
[02:14:09] Get the fuck out of it. No no no, Muda. Muda, you're one in ten!
[02:14:16] I can't. I'm not even kidding. You actually sell me when I play with you.
[02:14:24] Yeah, so Chad, let's, let's, Judd. If I walk into here, I'm dead. If I go here, I'm dead.
[02:14:29] All three of my pigs died.
[02:14:35] I didn't even know you were one in ten until literally five seconds ago.
[02:14:38] You should be ashamed. Muda, you should be ashamed of yourself one in ten. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself
[02:14:47] Unless your mid laner is fucking plat which he's not I know he's not
[02:14:55] I need to kill this jinx again. This jinx needs to keep getting out of line. I need to keep killing you
[02:15:01] Get out of my team
[02:15:08] I'm gonna be huge. I'm gonna be huge. I'm gonna be huge. Don't worry. I could win this
[02:15:18] I'm actually getting closer to my items because Jinx keeps feeding me like the idiot
[02:15:27] Wait, yaps, we're just gave a shot down to Katie. Muda. Don't fucking give up. Don't give up
[02:15:33] Like is there even like a point in this life?
[02:15:35] If you're playing League of Legends, no, literally, no.
[02:15:40] Don't die, stop dying, don't give up, cause everything's like 300 gold bro, I'm gonna
[02:15:52] just get strong.
[02:15:53] I'm gonna put on like, I don't even know bro, chat, what's legends never die, I'm
[02:15:56] gonna put on some like hype music on me.
[02:16:01] You don't even need height music, you seem to be scared.
[02:16:07] Alright, I'm dead.
[02:16:11] I think if I look on this, I'm just dead.
[02:16:12] I'm just dead.
[02:16:13] Right, there you go.
[02:16:15] There's a-
[02:16:15] Whoa, I didn't-
[02:16:16] I don't know, man.
[02:16:17] I don't know.
[02:16:18] Where am I going?!
[02:16:21] There!
[02:16:22] There!
[02:16:24] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[02:16:28] I know there's just five there.
[02:16:30] No, you're actually-
[02:17:01] I'm pretty fucking big chat I'm not gonna lie muscle or items me and Katie definitely kill
[02:17:11] who's Katie Kailin I'm pretty big I just have to be so smart about my fights
[02:17:22] I'm not even kidding. We can win. I just need like one or two more shots
[02:17:30] Jax is ten at all
[02:17:34] How many times he killed him still be like long time. Why maybe he's killing twice actually
[02:17:41] Bro mouth like our looks so scary right now see when they group there's not shit we can do
[02:17:49] We could only really kill these fuckers when they're ice out
[02:17:52] That's...
[02:17:59] Yeah, I don't know what to do. They're closing in on us.
[02:18:01] Muda, don't throw your body, alright? Be smart.
[02:18:03] Do you- could you get us a good R or something?
[02:18:05] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[02:18:07] You level 13, Jesus Christ.
[02:18:09] No, no, Muda.
[02:18:13] Ready? I'll give you a good R. I'll give you a good R. I'll give you a good R. I'll give you a good R. Ready?
[02:18:16] We need to dive the...
[02:18:22] I just missed nothing I could do.
[02:18:27] If they group there's nothing I could do.
[02:18:29] I got one, I got one, I got one!
[02:18:32] What the fuck?
[02:18:33] Oh look at that mood of the fat yasuo.
[02:18:36] Alright, Samudo, you're actually a piece of shit, huh?
[02:18:40] Okay, I have a mistake.
[02:18:42] Are you listening?
[02:18:45] I don't care, bro.
[02:18:47] What did you go?
[02:18:48] What was your KD?
[02:18:50] Please can we just ignore this game happens
[02:18:52] Bro you went two and thirteen you fucking cocksucker, bro. Oh, I'm you little fucking cocksucker
[02:18:59] Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, he was probably smurfing, bro
[02:19:04] What do you say this every time you get school fucked bro. Hey, maybe not everybody that kills your lane is smurfing
[02:19:11] Yeah chat. Yeah chat. I have 9k damage because I'm jungling
[02:19:15] I can't gank anything because all my lanes are huge. What do you want me to gank?
[02:19:21] Okay, bro, I'm not gonna lie. I apologize for that game bro. That was a practice game bro. Come on one more. Let's go
[02:19:27] No, bro. Yo, I'm not even kidding. I actually have to get off and figure out how the fuck I'm gonna get to this World Cup game
[02:19:32] I'm not even kidding. I have to get off and figure out how the fuck I'm gonna get to this World Cup game
[02:19:37] Jack I was gonna stream for like four hours today. I can't um
[02:19:40] Um flight to New York delayed then canceled flight to Philly delayed then canceled
[02:19:45] I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna get to this game
[02:19:47] Wait, why can't you just say get like another flight to New York like another one there's not a single flight in New York
[02:19:53] That's a separate place bro because there's literally
[02:19:56] 70,000 people traveling to New York right now. So it's like so hard to fucking get to the game
[02:20:02] But I gotta figure it out bro. Hey, move it out of the way bro. Hey, it's fun getting into it by you man
[02:20:07] Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. Fuck you
[02:20:10] 2 and 13 mood. I can't chat. I have to get it off, bro
[02:20:14] I don't even know if I'm gonna make it to the World Cup game tomorrow. I'm gonna try my best right now
[02:20:18] I'm gonna get off. Love y'all boys, bro