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Chat, like, what is up, bro?
Like, what is good, man?
And you didn't come here for me.
Let's talk about it.
Because you would have came here for me.
That would have been plain.
You would have put me on UST or come and said,
you sit here, you tell me one thing,
and you always do another.
Because let me know.
Let me tell you why.
Because you're not a man of your word.
That's the reason why.
So let's talk about it.
Oh, you come here for nothing.
No, you came here for it, but I think you came here for it.
So whatever, you have no type of communication
So get it for my time.
I said I was trying to talk to me nice
Talk to me nice
I say I once
I won't say it twice
I can't might say it twice
Because I'm kinda high
Even though I'm so evil
I still look at this guy
And I act while I drink it like my child
What is up bro?
What is up man?
Ghosts thank you for the prime baby
Love you ghosts
Chat what is good
How was y'all's day, man?
How was y'all's day?
Junko said the end word. Yeah, you saw that brain dead-ass clip, bro, and you're coming in the chat like it wasn't even close
I said leave it right here. I've already discussed this 20 times. Ma, let's get this guy out of here
I'm not gonna do this bullshit. Were you coming to chat? Like, no, it wasn't even close
I don't like come on bro. Come on. Throw me a friggin bone here
Let me go live on YouTube, bro. Throw me a freaking bone here. All right. It wasn't even fucking close. Um
Chat first things first, bro
Who enjoyed the GTA 5 stream bro, it was three days along
John had a great fucking time man brownies. Thank you for the time. He didn't think of a friend. I sure think it was
Yeah, I enjoyed the fuck out of it. I'm not gonna lie. I never played story mode until three days ago
I never played story mode. The only thing I ever did in story mode was the first fucking mission
for like 10 seconds because on xbox it would just like auto start me in the campaign and then I'm
going to play online so I'm glad I played story mode like generational I'm glad I waited to
I'm glad I waited to to play the story mode for 13 years because now on the bright side
I only have to wait four months for GTA 6.
God, I can't wait for GTA 6.
Now, chat, what we're going to do today,
we're going to gap for a little bit,
and then we're going to do clips,
and then y'all are going to pick the game we played today,
whatever game y'all want.
Not like obviously a marathon or like a long game,
just like whatever.
Conor, big, but it's your one.
But chat, before that, I want to talk about what game we
should marathon next.
Now, we've done two like story mode games.
We did Red Dabber Dention 2, which literally,
I was talking to my cousin about it today,
literally the best game I've ever played in my life.
Like GTA 5, and I don't wanna have recency bias
because I didn't wanna rate them yesterday.
J-Shock with the five gifted, J-Shock!
Why you're here, bro?
We gotta play siege sometime.
Um anytime this week
Any day Jay shock DM me on Twitter or whatever bro Jay shock love you, bro. It's shock o'clock, baby now chat. What was I saying? Oh, yeah?
um
Which am I calling it?
Red Dead Redemption 2 without even recency bias. I played Red Dead seven months ago. I played GTA yesterday
Red Dead Redemption 2 that game
Legitimately like changed my life. I'm not like this isn't in a corny
way, I'm not trying to be corny or cringe, Red Dead Redemption 2 genuinely changed like
who I am as a human.
Like that game.
So I don't, like GTA 5 was just peak, it was more of like fun, GTA 5 story mode was
more funny, it was more fast paced, Red Dead it was slower paced, but at the end it got
so good.
But yes bro, I don't know what game we should play next.
I've heard a lot from a lot of people that Last of Us is like a generational life-changing
game.
I've never played it.
I know there's shows, or is Last of Us a movie or a show or a book or something?
I didn't even know that.
But yeah, Shabby Ranapool yesterday, after GTA V, and the chat said to do Last of Us
next.
Should we do it?
Like I don't know when I'm gonna do it because I'm probably gonna space it out a little bit
Um, I definitely want to do it before GTA 6 comes out because yeah, I'm gonna be honest like when GTA 6 comes out
I might only stream GTA for like a month straight or like mainly stream GTA
I'm so fucking pumped bro. It's actually after doing the story mode on GTA 5
But yes, bro, like when GTA 6 comes out, I might that ass only stream that for like a month for real. I
I mean gaming Jack gaming is back, bro, and I was thinking about it yesterday gaming had a lot of primes, dude
Um 2012 2013 black call of duty black ops 2 comes out the next year 2013
GTA 5 comes out then we transitioned into the fortnight prime
2017 red dead came out 2018. I never even got to experience prime red dad. I played red dead in 2026
But God, I love that game.
So maybe 2026 chat is going to be another prime of gaming with GTA 6.
Chat, what other games are coming out in 2026?
Dude, also, I was talking to my younger cousin today, chat, did y'all play Skyrim?
Like Elder Scrolls Skyrim?
Never played it.
Think about playing that game as well.
Never played it.
But he said there's a new Skyrim coming out in like a year or two.
said there's a new Skyrim coming out. Yeah, Skyrim Classic. I played a little bit, but
my cousins were big into Skyrim. Now chat, another thing not related to gaming, anime.
The quintess, I don't even, I don't know how to say it, quintessential quintuplets.
The guy sent me the book in fan mail. I've literally seen like 19 TikToks about it now.
I'm gonna start that anime.
I don't know when I'm gonna start it, but I'm gonna start it.
When I do, I'm gonna like, update y'all.
Jack, how long does it take
to complete Quintessential Quintetplets?
But yeah, I just, I got sent a book and fan mail
and then I woke up to like, 19 TikToks, literally.
Love your shirt bro, thank you.
I don't remember where I got the shirt from.
Now, Jack, we should do a poll of the next marathon.
I mean, there's a couple of options here.
So there's the Minecraft marathon, a solo hardcore.
The only problem with that Minecraft marathon is like, I don't know if I'll ever beat it.
I don't know if I'll ever beat it.
There's last of us, there's God of War, I have not pre-order GTA VI.
Chad, does it matter?
Like if I pre-order GTA VI, do I get it earlier?
Do I get it earlier?
How does that work?
No.
So Chad, when does everybody get GTA VI?
November 11th or 16th? What is it? What day is it? I believe it's November 19th. That's
the date. November 19th, gaming is back, bro. Rockstar Studios, they're not even capable
of missing, bro. They don't miss, too. I literally cannot wait. There's going to be so much shit
to do just GTA story mode on GTA 6 GTA online and then the RP servers are going to get built
out later on by God, right? Jack, when GTA 5 got released, when did RP come out? Like when did
our window? Because RP was not a thing on GTA 4, right? Or just GTA 5. When did the old 5M
thing start? I feel like it was like 2020, the COVID is 2019. 2022. Yeah, we could get on RP tonight.
I don't know. I don't know. I did play a lot of GTA the past week, but I could get me in the mood for GTA 6 though.
It really is.
Lambert thinking for the prime.
Ant King thinking of all the...
Jettie thinking for the 500 biddies.
Jettie the bald rat.
Do a Terraria marathon, you bald stinky rat man.
Is Terraria a game where you can marathon it? Like, can you beat it?
Hi, Vives. Can I pre-order GTA 6 right now?
Thomas, could you like pull up the, is it on Steam?
No, it's not on Steam.
It's on, how do you buy GT6?
I want to pre-order it on my PC now.
Chat, what's the point of pre-ordering it?
Do you get a discount or anything?
Call of Duty Zombies Easter Eggs, Brian,
that was another one.
We're gonna run a poll.
I'm trying to think of the ideas right now
and then we're just gonna see what y'all want me to do next.
Call of Zombies Easter Eggs is peak two.
It's you can only pre-order it on Xbox. Oh fuck I can do that right now. Let me um I gotta get on Xbox anyways for clips too
But let me let me do that now, bro. Let me pre-order this
Chad how much is the GTA 6 pre-order?
I'm gonna swap my mother
okay all right all right all right oh i think i plugged it into the wrong port well maybe it's
good dark demon they're gonna put it to one bones they're gonna put it to one tacos they get a
bottle of trills they get a bottle of chai it's 100 bucks 100 bucks for the deluxe gta 6 okay jinxie
can i get a ball right what up bro i love music all right um dude yeah i don't know what should we
do today chat dude we should we should play um i don't know maybe we can play like r6 with like
j-shock and then maybe we could play rp with lacy later or something
hold on i'm trying to plug this shit in bro my monitor is so finicky bro
chat y'all have y'all like monitors that just flicker on and off like my monitor just flickers
Let's go.
Da da da doo doo.
Da da da doo doo.
Come on, bro, plug in.
Chad's black.
It's fucking black.
Out out, Chad.
Check, bro, holy windows peak, bro, fuck off.
Bro, my monitor is just black.
Oh, maybe it's because my Xbox isn't on, holy CTE, holy CTE.
Okay, I want to give y'all a good poll.
Elden Ring DLC is highly requested.
Last of us has highly requested as the next marathon.
Okay, it's working.
Yeah, I definitely have CTE.
The other ideas I had was R6 solo champion marathon.
I don't know if that's possible because maybe it's possible now.
Because I feel like R6 solo champion marathon, it literally could take forever.
I don't know if it's possible.
And then the Minecraft marathon.
Chad, what would be more possible, me solo queuing the champion in a single marathon
stream on R6, or me, bro, the Timmy hit champion, or me beating Minecraft hardcore?
What would be more possible?
Guys, I was ass at Minecraft.
Like guys, I was ass, bro.
Shut up pussy, okay?
pissed in that I cereal for what's your problem dude
neither yeah like I don't know if either of them are possible bro maybe
Minecraft low-key I could see because yeah I feel like if I really lock it even
though I have CT bro but the thing I'm not accounting for is like I don't know
how to build another portal I don't know how to build an end portal like I don't
I don't know how to do any of that shit.
Like Ron carried me.
Okay. Yeah. All right. So chat.
Here are the options.
High-fives, the only issues is like,
I don't know if they're possible.
High-fives, me.
I don't know if these are possible.
Like the, I think the match I would do on a marathon
He's like five days.
He's a lot.
Because yeah, that means five days of just like wake up
right on the game.
Five days.
See, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know if R6 would be possible.
Minecraft, maybe I could get a good run.
Like I could get a really good run.
But I have to learn how to build Nether portal and portal,
all that stuff.
It would be peak.
It would be way more challenging than the Duo one.
It'd probably be more depressing though too.
I don't know though, I had a good ass time on Minecraft.
Ron was depressed.
Type lifeless in the chat.
I had a good time on Minecraft.
Okay, now chat.
Let's do this poll.
High fives.
Chat saying Lego Batman.
God, I still owe low staff.
Remix, take it with the prime.
Okay, so four marathons.
We have our options for the next marathon.
The last of us, Elden Ring DLC.
God of War, people are saying too.
God of War as well.
It's actually sad, you can't beat Minecraft on your own.
Yo, I have much respect and admiration for Minecraft
as a game.
I've unbiased to be sad, Minecraft's probably the greatest
game of all time in terms of longevity.
The thing is, I never got into Minecraft.
I never did.
DJ Khaled with the follow?
What the f...
300,000 followers?
Is that him?
DJ Khaled first stream, God did.
Is that him?
300,000 followers?
Is that DJ Khaled?
He has no clip, but no box.
I wouldn't think it's him, but why is this guy at 300,000 followers?
Is that DJ fucking Gallant?
Guys, am I tripping?
Am I tripping?
Am I tweaking out?
Is that DJ Khaled?
Alden Curie's rock nation. He's never streamed.
He just followed. He just followed.
Wait, how do you spell Calvin? Is it ED or ID? Bro, why does it have 400,000 followers?
And why does the email look legit? The email looks legit and it has 400,000 followers.
I don't know. If that is DJ Calvin, that's insane. I don't know. I doubt it.
ED. Okay. I'll just be sure to talk. Okay, chat. Sorry, here's what I'm saying.
So options for the next marathon is NT negative 5 gifted maybe.
Thank you.
The Walking Dead, The Last of Us, God of War, Out of Ring DLC.
Run a poll.
Run that poll.
I don't know if the R6 won is possible, dead ass.
Bill, I was saying Cyberpunk.
Which is Cyberpunk?
Can you complete it?
Can you complete Cyberpunk?
Throw Cyberpunk in there.
A lot of people are saying cyberpunk, like it's a story game, dude I've never played
cyberpunk.
A lot of my friends play cyberpunk, like on Xbox, a lot of people were on cyberpunk 20's,
I think it's 2077 or whatever it's called.
Jeopardy!
Okay, hi guys, these are the options.
The last of us, cyberpunk, Ellen Ring DLC, The Walking Dead, or, I forgot one, what was
the other one I said, Chad?
What was the other one I said?
No, we did go to the chat, we did go to the show yesterday, we did a poll on that.
God of War, God of War, God of War, God of War, that's what it was, right guys.
God of War, yep, yep, that's what it was.
Pancake, give me two one.
Trace, take it back.
Yeah, I don't know. I think I'm starting to get into story games here, bro.
Dead ass. Like, I might be stupid, but I enjoy GTA 5 story mode more than GTA Online and
GTA RP. Don't get me wrong. GTA Online is peak, GTA RP is peak. Don't get me wrong. They're
all peak. But story mode is like, I enjoy that the most. Like, I love both the story games
I played chat vote vote bro. It's last of us. Okay a lot of people said cyberpunk. Wow
Okay, interesting we never put cyberpunk on a pole
Chat all right, so there you have it bro. Last of us want to pull yesterday and it want to pull today
The next marathon we do I don't have a date
Of what I'm gonna do it. I don't have a date, but when I do I'll tell y'all it's gonna be soon
It's gonna be soon. I don't want to do it in November because it's gonna be before November
Um because I have a I'm doing an r6 tournament soon with streamers. I'm doing a fortnight tournament soon
I'm doing GTA 6
Maybe after I travel because I'm traveling August 1st August 2nd for the streamer games that Lottowick's doing so I might do it in August
Yeah, all right the last of us is the winner chat it won the last two polls we did um
Yeah, I dude, I don't, I'm trying to figure out if there is a story game that could top
or even compete with Red Dead Redemption 2.
Unbiasedly, that game is probably the best game I've ever played in my life.
I'm not kidding.
That game, it's like watching the best movie ever on steroids and it's like emotional.
But I've heard The Last of Us is cinema.
So, Chad, for the last of us, should we do part one and part two, like all in one stream
or two separate streams?
Part one and part two all together?
Okay.
Part two is longer.
Part two is longer, it said.
Okay, all in one.
Chad, then maybe we could do cyberpunk in a couple months, because a lot of you guys
said cyberpunk.
All right, then.
Now, Chad, we're going to do some clips.
Reduces Clips, haven't done clips in like two weeks, bro.
Missing the clips, and then we'll figure out
y'all are gonna pick what game we play tonight.
We could do some GTA RP with Lacey later,
or we could do also some R6 with JayShox.
I don't know.
Yeah, go think we're in 2-1.
But yeah, I've been doing a lot of GTA lately.
I've been having a lot of fun, not gonna lie.
I think when GTA 6 comes out,
it's gonna be fucking generational.
It's gonna be the real deal, bro.
It's gonna be the real fucking deal.
I mean, Rockstar just, they don't miss, bro.
That has become abundantly clear to me
in the last year, playing Red Dead Story Mode
for the first time in GTA.
Like, I just, I don't know, man.
I think I really like story games.
Okay, chat send in the clips, boys!
Let's do this shit.
Na na na na na.
But yeah, shout out to everybody
that recommended the GTA stream.
That was like some of the most fun I've had.
Like it was such a fun game.
I had a really good time for three days.
Like shout out to all y'all for staying on my ass
to do that.
Cause bro, I did procrastinate a lot,
but I'm very glad I did it.
Very glad I did it.
Okay.
Boys, let's do the shimmer.
Let's do the shit.
First cup of the day, first cup of the evening.
Oh no, it's afternoon.
It's 2 p.m.
One in the chat if we should start our streams earlier for the EU people.
What do y'all think?
Alright guys, first give it a day.
Let's get right down to the brass tacks here.
Start for the lag, I had 1440p on, didn't fully support the TV.
You're all good.
You're all good, brother.
Here's the clip right here.
Coming in from Reddit.
Chat, does the audio look and sound good?
Look and sound good?
Okay, I've seen a lot of ones.
We both know you won't ever part-timer.
Yo, you can call me fat.
You can call me a vapor.
You can say my hairline is a Vegeta hairline.
You can say whatever you want.
You can't call me a part-timer.
I have streamed 566 days in a row.
You can't call me a part-timer.
Alright, chat.
First cup of the day.
Let's get it. Let's go from Reddit.
I'm located on the floor.
Rockin' the jigsie charm, Beth, what do I like to see?
Stop!
This angle is magnificent.
This door on Calypso Casino, everyone pushes this door.
This angle is beautiful.
I've actually done this before.
Normally what I do know is I put a C4 under the...
Oh, he's gonna arc the C4 out of the door.
Okay, I'm stealing this.
I'm stealing, no, I'm stealing this.
I'm stealing this.
100% I'm stealing this.
Bro, he's going to arc the C4 out of the door!
Oh my god, this is actually smart.
Wait, listen, listen!
Listen!
They drone passed him.
This is, okay.
Potential smart discovery today, off-ramp.
Shoot the drone.
You mean to tell me Hassan CR7 droned him and then still walked into the C4?
BOWRRAAAA!
That's come on bro come on good aim I mean it's not your fault he's an idiot
Oh god, new doke beats, new doke beat, new doke beat.
You ate the doke beat, Church?
Why did you eat it?
Ghost in a wall bang, can't connect.
This guy's clip is, oh, he was saying he was going to do this.
Okay, what?
What prompted you to shoot right there specifically?
Oh, there's a pink. Okay, I have CT.
But he actually shot to the side of the tank.
Not bad, kid. Not bad, kid.
Oh!
Daddy, I just cleaned. Okay, I- Okay, okay.
Daddy, I just cleaned. I'm not even gonna lie to you.
That was clean.
That- Okay! That was clean!
He did say it with lag, respect for the latter of you now, because I thought it was going
to be my Xbox Glitchy, but he did say it with lag.
So you're playing on TV, bro, I used to play Cijon TV in like 2016, when I was in high
school.
I had a tiny monitor and then I broke it and then I got a TV and then I saved up for another
monitor which was one of my first ever I think it was my first twitch paycheck I got a new
monitor the best monitor I ever had I played call of duty black ops 2 it was like a 16
inch monitor it was tiny but I loved it good name you got the ace as well you got the
a little bit of an edge there okay okay little bit of an edge there at the end
um but he did get the ace he did get the ace not bad kid but yeah I'm telling
you the smaller the monitor the better fact dude I don't love the rocket leak
clip if it's in trainer unless it's something crazy it was sexy I'm not gonna
lie it was sexy but it was in trainer it's like it's like sending me a r6 clip
in training grounds like cool it's dope but bro it's training grounds do you
feel what I'm saying next give it a bit of a coming in from Gavin but he actually
didn't send a cliff. But yes Chad, quintessential quintuplets. I keep mispronouncing it. I got
rid of that because I saw anime PFE. Quintessential quintuplets. I'm going to watch that soon and
I'm going to update y'all on my progressions. Chad, is it a long show or a short show? But
yeah bro, I literally got a book in fan mail and then I saw like 15 tiktoks of like people
who just love the anime. So if anime is that good, I have to watch it. Like literally have
to watch it. Next up in the day. Coming in from Jaco. Let's see. Next up in the day.
4-4 overtime match point. This is where legends are made. By the way, Chad, Bucks, Mug, NFL
season starting up soon. Bucks are probably going to be terrible. Still love them to death,
though. My NFL predictions of the Super Bowl winner.
And mind you, this is in July of 2026.
It's the Los Angeles Rams.
They might scoop Aaron Donald.
They might scoop Aaron Donald
and they scooped Miles Garrett
and they were already a top two team in the NFL.
I think the Rams are gonna win the Super Bowl next year.
What language is this?
Max Point out Super.
What language is this?
PT Scala S.
double language. English. This is not English. I, I, yo bro, I speak English. This is not
English. Ska vodka is bald. It's Italian. God, thank you. Stop. Brother, I just realized
problem with this clip. You're roaming with a shotgun! Like, I want to be clear when I say this,
this is one of the worst things you can deal. Roaming with a shotgun is LITERALLY terrible!
How's this happening?
How are you diffusing in a 2v3?
Faked it!
I'm not gonna have a little too early.
Go, you gotta go, you have no time.
You saw it?
You might have to stick this.
You might have to stick it in my ass.
All right, we've got the knock.
Let me be honest, not a great clip.
The enemies are literally just terrible.
Okay, I don't...
Um, lost my train of thought.
Not a great clip. The enemies are just terrible, which is sort of the problem.
Um, okay, I'd be... Alright, I'm concerned. Sled, shotgun, casual, emerald planes. No attachment skin, no charm. This is definitely his first, like, week on the game.
So, you didn't drone a fucking thing. It's remotely acceptable because it's casual, I guess.
Not only did you not drone, sir, but you were literally getting spotted by a camera outside.
So you basically should have just wrote on your forehead,
Hey, enemies, I'm right here.
But it's probably an unranked lobby, so you're going to get away with it.
Switch to Trevor.
I'm not on GTA 5 right now.
Are you watching a vlog?
Evolved? Switch to Trevor, Jinxie, really.
Stop!
Why are we aiming at penis level?
You have not droned a second in your insight!
What's the point of shooting the mute chamber if you're not going to drone?
Why is Kevara anchoring and Bandit, I'm not even kidding, is probably watching Korn.
Like I'm gonna keep it a theme bro.
What is Bandit doing?
Bandit, your teammate just got decapitated in sight.
How are you on champs right now?
This isn't even cover.
This is literally sub-level 50.
You have sight control, you can easily plant, you also hurt an enemy behind you.
You have sight control?
Why are we leaving sight?
You have sight control?
So heart!
If you have sight control, the mission is complete.
The whole point of the game is to get in the objective and stay there.
What's the point of- you did it! Just stay in sight!
Another thing a lot of new players do is they love, like, points.
So they'll just aimlessly shoot shit.
Like, that new chamber, like, it means nothing.
All that you did is you have less shotgun shots in your clip now.
Cole Lester!
I'm not on GTA!
3v1 scenario.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that?
How about shooting the camera?
The camera!
The gigantic...
You are trash!
But did you want me to hype up?
Did you want me to hype up that clip?
That clip was cheap!
Like my god, bro!
Are you happy if not call Lamar?
Yo guys, I can't call anyone.
I'm not on GTA V right now.
I'm on clips.
I'm not on GTA 5, bro!
Dixie, when's the GTA marathon?
IT WAS THE LAST FOUR DAYS!
IT WAS THE LAST FOUR DAYS!
Why am I bronze three on League of Legends?
Hi guys, I'm gonna research that after this. Wait this guy actually looks like a
decent player. This guy actually looks like a decent player. I'm not even kidding.
go to me this emerald diamond maybe champ not even kidding emerald diamond
potentially champ skip got a nice trigger finger on him go to me damn son
Where'd you find this?
Does he have diffuser it's a one-beat one scenario against blitz this could get
This could get tricky. I don't know why my mic keeps dangling in my face. This could get tricky
Plants you know he's in B site I
Don't know how you're gonna win this you have no seat. Ooh, that was smart. That was smart
If you get close he's gonna flash you
Run, run around, run around, get out!
I think he's got, yeah he had enough time, he had enough time.
Little questionable towards the end there, I think you lost a slight bit of aura.
You lost a decent bit of aura.
At the end, because what I would have did personally is I would have ran out Blitz,
faked him out, dodged his flash and then, what am I saying?
Honestly, that was a tough 1v1 and you plus a good shot.
OK, so this clip here jumps right into a 1v1 scenario.
Here's the problem.
Mikey, you have a donut charm on your gun.
Like, Mikey, we're entering a competitive environment, bro,
and you have a donut charm on your gun.
I have a question for you.
Buffering?
Hi guys, what is it?
Yo, what's up?
Yeah, I see that you're having problems to get out of the car.
Why? That's like the new...
It's like in GTA, you hold Y to get out of the car?
I haven't been on GTA at all day!
Yeah!
God!
One-to-one scenario.
What was I saying?
Oh yeah, you have a chocolate glazed freaking donut, dude, on your gun.
Like, you're not having any aura doing this.
Got it. Not bad kid. It's a one-to-one scenario
um
Hold wide a boost. Hi guys
It's a one-to-one scenario
You're sitting close with a shotgun like that's my type of clip. That's what I'm talking about
Hey, if you take no chances in this house next to what are they coming in from?
I've never heard of this game in my life.
Devil May Cry 5.
Is it like a FIRE game?
What in the world?
What game is this, Crisic? I don't even know what this is.
Crisic, you're an interesting guy, bro.
Crisic, you're an interesting human being, man.
Like, I don't even know what to say, bro.
Crisic, you're an interesting guy.
Spain scored. Spain scored.
The World Cup game was five days ago!
Four to three, overtime match point scenario, five to four scenario, one of the enemy combatants
wants to go get a chocolate pop top.
How do you leave a ranked game?
Like I'm sorry.
Listen, if you're going to be on my team in a ranked match, this goes for any video game,
and you leave, I never want to speak to you again.
Here are the acceptable situations.
1. You're being raided by the FBI. Sure, you can leave the game.
2. You have an internet outage.
If you queue up a game of ranks and then die a couple times, get bored and get off,
someone should knock you the fuck out!
Because you're fucking over everybody else's ranch because you left everybody else.
Let's go for any game, bro.
Happens in League, happens in Siege, happens in Rocket League.
Like don't leave my game.
Love this C4.
The explosion masks the noise if you're clicking it.
Also the odds of an enemy combatant being close to this is like literally 90%.
This is going to be a kill every time.
I would throw it now.
I would throw it right now.
I would throw it right now.
I would throw it.
This is awkward.
And see, the thing about me is I'm not always correct.
Here's the thing, bro.
I'm not always gonna be right.
I can steer you to the water,
but sometimes the horse isn't gonna wanna drink it.
I'm actually shocked that wasn't a kill,
like I'm genuinely shocked.
Good angle, my God.
That is a good angle. Wow.
Pop 4 is located above.
One friendly remaining. One v3 scenario and your door is creamed off. This is going to be interesting.
Okay, so you manage to flash
nothing and then walk in she probably should have threw multiple games
one out four remaining good name I don't know why they're not just planting
I'm going to give you a 7 out of 10.
I'm going to give you a 7 out of 10.
I think the enemies did have some form of CTE, so I'm not going to give you a higher
than that.
To get a 10 out of 10 clip, the enemies have to be somewhat competent and it has to be probably a 1v5 or like a really good quadra kill.
Next, coming in from Bersu.
Jim C go to the shoe store so one keep it in your pants you horny bastard two I
haven't been on GTA all day I'm not going to the shoe store I'm not on GTA
right now when I'm confused how did he just get a kill did he just drone hold
cheese him. RCE Ratero, he killed Florez. That means Florez stood on a drone hole on his drone.
That might be like the dumbest Florez player ever. I'm not even kidding, like how, oh it's a Fortnite
kid. Vaid boxed you. Okay, it all checks out now. He stood on a drone hole. Also chat,
Tipu vs. Myth is in two days. We have to watch Barbie that like bro. That's like that. That's my childhood, bro
Tipu vs. Myth is in two days. Jig chah. Chow. Do you got bro tipu or myth? I think if
Myth chops him out and stuff maybe myth, but I think tipu wins. I think tipu wins
I think tipu might smoke him. It does depend on fringe myth plays though
God, that's like a eight year reunion, literally.
I think everybody's going to watch for that, it's going to be cinema.
Oh, you know how to bandit trick, okay?
See, I feel like if a majority of players just did this simple concept of bandit tricking,
they would go immediately from like goal to like emerald.
Overnight, if you just bandit trick.
Because the problem is in gold slash flat lobbies players throw a thatcher out of wall and then that's it
They don't care
They don't care like if the wall doesn't open that it's gonna sold all push most players won't even go thatcher
Wow never to burrow as well this is a high rank
Emeralds! Emerald plus! What did I say?
Yeah, I think.
I'm confused what the clip was. Was it a perspective death?
What was the- you showed me a clip of you dying?
I mean your positioning was bad, but you are a team player.
I mean like you're a team player, your positioning was a little bad though.
Call a taxi!
I'm not on Grand Theft Auto right now!
4v5 scenario, 2-3 left point.
See, this is the shit I'm talking about.
Your guys' only hard preacher is Striker if he has cans,
and maybe Fuse if he has cans.
Like, this is what I'm talking about.
If somebody literally just bandit tricks, the game is over.
Like, it's that simple.
People just don't play objective in Siege.
This guy has the twitch paragon bundle.
He's shot to mask the noise of him getting on his twitch drone.
Alright, just off that, I bet you this guy's champ and his aim on the first kill.
The fact that he's shot to mask the noise of him getting on a camera is literally something
only champs would do.
Or like diamond, maybe on the low side.
That glaze is just true.
Like I bet you this guy's champ.
Okay, he didn't do it that time.
Little bit of recall.
Got an aim though.
Damn!
Okay, yeah, this guy's champ.
But you can just tell, you can just...
Oh my God, I think he's got champs.
BBL Billy. Good plant spot. Yeah, I could just tell him he's champ off the rip. Yeah.
I'm telling you, bro, shooting to mask the noise that you're getting on your drone is
like the number one way I can immediately know someone's champ. Because if the fact you're
thinking about that means you understand the game at a high level.
Got Tito, thinkin' about it.
Trippin', thinkin' about it.
Like, a lot of people understand that, but they don't actually do it.
You know what I mean?
Like, out of the...
Next, we're gonna come in from goal.
What in the...
FIFA...
FIFA...
It's not FIFA.
Pro Evolution Soccer.
never heard of this game. What the fuck is this? Pro Evolution Soccer?
It has the real players and it's Parasit. So it's like FIFA.
It's not just like Fifa!
in the this looks like FIFA bro barra group they get to buy spy thinking about
that looks like dude it just looks one of one like FIFA I'm not even trolling
though
Inspired, thank you for your one.
Say thank you to Bob Gifted and W. Saints and the chat, the chat, the chat, the chat.
Bro is trying to ignore it.
Chat, I'm pretty sure that picture of Messi at the wall is from 2013 when Barcelona visited
Israel and Palestine like they visited both
Places as like a piece thing. I'm pretty sure that's that's what that's wrong. Yeah, so like it's just context is key guys
That's from 2013
What in the world is this a roblox shooter game
What what am I what what is this pepper with the 25 gifted subscared
Yeah, the black ice in my ass w pepper
What is this noise, okay, this is like brain rot
What are you what are you playing bro, what is this?
and his PFB is me blinkin like bro what max to give you the prime it's like like I don't
know what I'm watching bro next up in a day we're looking for brisket yeah I don't know
what that means. Bro knows about the Spider-Man repel. This is like forbidden Jutsu bro. Bro
knows about the Spider-Man repel. Yo I'm not even kidding, if you do this repel properly
with like zero on bank, you'll have like a 3KD doing this. Yeah I mean from Doc's perspective
he probably heard him and then saw like a black speck and then died. This guy's probably
a good player. Moose Man coming. I don't know the Moose Man. Look he's gonna do it again.
He's gonna do it again. This repel is the Bat's repel in the game. Because this entire
bar here, Batting by the way, is metal. So if they don't shoot your exact head, they
Don't kill you you see their body they see your hat
Little bit of a bad aim up best about the game though undeniably is he gonna keep doing it?
Is he gonna keep doing?
Bro, he has a drone for it. This guy's a true chat if he does it again
best repellent the game chat hands down
He's gonna keep doing it for sure
He has his drone on top of the light and then as soon as he sees somebody he repels down smart
Jinxie hurry up. I'm gooning keep that to yourself, bro
This guy has the patience of a deep-sea fisherman. This is what I'm talking about. Let's put a tape
This one takes to be champion bro, you gotta be patient, bro. I
Don't think they know unless they have a Valkyrie and Lobby I don't think they know he's coming up
here sir you with two free kills okay good name I like that you're abusing the
spider-man repellent that shows you care kid shows you got part okay you
really turned this all right not bad kid chat w clip session for today man w clip
session w clip session now chat should we hop on some r6 chat should we play r6
would like J-Shock? Let me see. Let me see. Let me text him.
Jeff, do you have both teeth for J-Shock?
All right boys, let's go to the ship.
I'm sober to my PC setup.
So what game should we get on?
What game?
I'm gonna go piss.
Oh, I might explode my leaf thing.
you
you
All right, all right, chat.
I think, which one am I calling it?
Chai, I think me, I just texted Jayshok.
I think me and Jayshok are gonna play,
I think me and Jayshok are gonna play Siege tomorrow
at like six or like five.
We'll get on tomorrow.
Now Chai.
So I'm bronze three in League of Legends.
Now,
I could explain what happened.
So I was sober too as of two hours ago. I
Was sober too as of two hours ago
Basically chat um
I how much LP did they take from my account
How much I'll be they take from my account like 500 like 500 bro
So chat um hold on okay so this chat this is the text I got from riot
Okay, so chat, okay, this is the text I got from Ryan, bro.
Hey bro, got a chat.
We got a flag about you getting boosted by a purchased account that is connected to an
Emerald Plus main, my brother.
Wondering if this is your brother's account that y'all are playing off stream, but unfortunately
that's not allowed and gonna have some account punishments.
Let me know if you have some time to chat in the next 24 hours.
And I was like, ah, okay, man, yeah, it's just my brother's account and we're not really
trying to boost because he's a jungle main.
with me, he plays like top lane, mid lane, ADC and stuff.
But yeah, we can stop playing.
It's just more fun playing with him.
Like, not really to like boost.
I just play with my brother
because I can't play with him on a diamond account.
And then he said, oh, okay, thanks for the context.
Let me know if you have five minutes to jump on a call
about it, but there is likely going to be punishment
towards the accounts.
The team has been working very hard
on ensuring ranked integrity and cracking down
it's working. So the account your brother is using is purchased and it's going to get per month.
And then your account as well are going to get a light three day ban as a warning basically.
Also there might be some LP resets from the games you guys played together. I know that sucks as you
are just wanting to play with your brother but the direction the direction we are headed as a game
is that the best place to do we should in normals or flex ranks so we can ensure rank stays fair
at those the proper level. Completely understand. I just like playing with my brother. Like I'm not
the thing is my brother's good but my brother is literally like a master's emerald or no a master's
eveline jungler. Like my brother doesn't play any other roles so like if we if I wanted to boost
with my brother I would just play like Garen top lane and he would get 45 kills a game.
Like we still lose all the time but yeah we definitely win more but like it's not really
about boosting it's just I have more fun playing league with my brother but now I can't play with
him. So now I have to play like solo which I'm probably not gonna play. Like I don't know if
I'm gonna play league as much because it's just more fun playing with my brother. Yo mood of what
What's up, bro? I just got a PAN.
Listen, bro, just three things.
So you're bronze three right now.
Yes, I'm bronze three.
Okay, second of all, second of all.
So you're bronze three telling me
you're gonna catch up to me, but you're bronze three.
Second of all, can we give a PC check for scripts?
How did you get downgraded to bronze three?
Yo, can we do a PC?
Is my mic on?
I just said.
Oh, you're cheating.
So you're cheating.
Oh, you're a cheater.
I'm playing League with my brother, who was on a Smurf.
OK.
And is that cheating, yes or no?
Yes.
It's cheating, yes.
So we're both cheaters.
All right, all good.
I'm going to go now, but listen, bro.
That's not.
That's a loose, loose explanation.
Welcome to Bros. 3, cheater.
Welcome to Bros. 3, man.
Okay, so now here's what happened.
So basically, I have a couple of questions.
My first question is, I solo-acquired to Silver 4 on-stream with Dantez.
But now I'm in Bronze 3.
So judging from the text I got from the Riot guy,
I think what they did was every game I've ever played with my brother,
whether it was a win or a loss,
They just took all the wins and counted them as losses.
So I lost like a thousand elo.
Which doesn't even make sense,
because I solo queued to silver four.
I mean, if I'm in bronze three, actually,
I'm going to fucking like hyper carry.
But the other thing is it's not about like, like I don't,
it's not about cheating.
It's just like I enjoyed playing league with my brother.
Like he made the game more fun and he taught me a bunch of stuff.
Do you know what I mean?
But yeah, basically, um, I'm now like almost iron.
So I guess I can only solo queue, which, um, yeah,
I'll probably get back to silver, but it's gonna take fucking forever. I wonder how much LP I'm gonna get
Chat I wonder um if I'm gonna get like 15 and lose like 25 or something
In my account, it's gonna be like dormant. I will hyper carry in bronze 3-0
Bro, I was carrying in silver like when I was playing with my brother. We would be in gold lobbies
But yeah, look, um this game right here is with my brother 21 and 9
This game right here is solo in silver 15 and 2 this game solo in silver 10 and 0
This game solo in silver 9 and 3 this game solo in silver 17 and 6
So I'm clearly not a bronze 3 player, but it is what it is if I actually get like 10 elo and lose 30 though
Like I'm never getting out of bronze
Show the ranks, how do you do that, do you just click it, do you just click it?
What do you do, just this?
Okay, so this is me, this is gold silver one, silver one, silver two, gold four, here's
the other game.
This is me solo.
This is me in a solo lobby.
Silver three, silver two, silver two, gold four, silver two, 15 and two.
This is me in another silver lobby.
10 and 0, MVP, perfect, silver four, silver one, silver one, silver two, silver one.
This is me solo again.
Silver four, bronze one, level 183, silver two, gold four, nine and three.
me again 17 and 6 silver 3 silver 3 bronze 1 bronze 2 so yeah now I'm in bronze 3 and I
looks like I can't play with my brother so I'm gonna probably just sold all Q you have
to inform Dantes about this yeah but I'm not gonna lie chat riot is like dead ass the FBI
like I'm not even trolling riot is dead ass the FBI if because it's a purchase to count
No, I know, like, I understand.
It's just like, I doubt I'm gonna play League as much
if I can't play with my brother
because it was just a lot more fun.
Riot is dead ass, the FBI.
Cause like, I understand like taking away my LB
or whatever, but dude, bronze three, I mean, come on, bro.
They're counting every game I've ever played
with my brother as a loss now.
Let me call Don't Test Chat.
I think Don't Test is like on a vacation.
I doubt he's gonna pick up,
but I literally lost a thousand LPs.
Yeah, I'll probably end up quitting the game from this if I can't play with my brother
You get through
Oh, okay
But I know, I probably won't, I'm addicted to League, but I don't think I'll play as much, for sure
I was getting hyped to do a gold marathon with Tontas, too
Because I'm telling you, I was shitting on silver players
Thank you for watching
Like, I was, dude, I was, I mean, I showed you, bro, I was shitting on silver players
Gold players were fucking me up
Um, but, dude, I was shitting on silver players
Also chat, these games look bad, but these were all remakes, like these games were all
remakes.
Like, I actually haven't had a bad game solo queue in a minute, but yeah, I don't know,
I'm kind of depressed.
I just lost like a thousand LP.
When you call Don't Test, mute and listen to what she's saying.
Who?
Who?
Who?
Okay, chat. R6 or GTARP? Run a poll. R6 or GTARP? Run a poll. It's not a big deal, but
I'm just depressed. Because, like, literally my brother made the games so fun. Like, I've
learned a lot and it was just funny. But yeah, I mean, I know it's a purge to count, but it's
literally the only way we could play. Because he's fucking, like, diamond right now. But
again, he's a diamond jungler. Like, my brother's not, like, a diamond top laner. Like, he's
It's probably like gold or black scale top lane,
by black scale top lane.
Chat saying GTA RP.
Chat, and we'll play seeds with J-Shock tomorrow at like 6 p.m.
Switch to Michael.
I'm not on GTA!
How did they find out?
Dude, I'm pretty sure Riot like, I think they like,
I think they like
Linked up my brother's account through a VPN or something. I don't even know I don't even know I
Actually don't know but I'm not a bra. I'm not a bronze three player, but okay. I'll I'll just
Drop nukes and bronze until I get the silver, but I have a feeling they're gonna give me like 15 LP and then take 25
And I'm never gonna get out of bronze. I feel like I'm gonna be an elo hell
Zancy negative I get shit
You are I just showed you four games of me solo hypercarrying in silver to
High silver to low gold and you think I'm bronze three guys bronze three is subhuman
literally subhuman
Like four games back to back to back to back best player in the bottom
It's fine. I'll just I'll just
But I mean I could rip a league game right now and drop 30 kills just to spite you guys.
Like literally.
Oh no I can't, I'm banned for 3 days.
Yeah Riot is dead ass the FBI bro.
But yeah it's chat, I mean I promise I don't care about boosting, I just wanted to play
with my brother.
Cause it was fun.
But now I can't.
And I'm bronze 3 and I'm banned for 3 days.
Dead ass I don't know another game like Riot.
Like Siege?
Like that's just not even a thing.
It's not even a thing.
Yeah, I just wanted to play with my brother because my brother loves league and like me getting into league was so fun for him
But now we can't play my brother's been playing league for like years
Your plastic I'm not like chat. I'm gonna be honest. I'm dog shit at league. I'm not a bronze three skill level player
I showed you four games in a row of me hypercarrying
solo queue
Like MVP MVP MVP MVP like I'm not a bronze sleep player. That was silver three silver two to low gold
Play clash chat if we run a poll right now between GT RP R6 and clash I think RP is gonna win
Okay, GT RP did beat R6 chat GT RP or clash run a poll I'm down for what it's whatever y'all want me to do
I'll probably give me a second. I'm gonna see how long my ban is on League
Chat voter up voter up chat vote vote vote vote GTRP bro GTRP wins every poll GTRP wins every poll guys
It's undefeated bro. It's dead ass Thanos. I just want to check to see how long I'm banned for
Because I think I got hit with a three-day band like yesterday.
Put your head up, Minnie.
Okay, I'm going to call Lacey and see if he wants to play RP tonight.
Just I play RP with Lacey
To the Chelsea speed performance at a World Cup that was sick bro, but Jeff my eyes up in here
Yes, and Rob brought it off. We get wrong on I didn't know if runs home right now. I
I think he is, out of breath streaming.
Cause this is the world cup.
Yo, is my leaking out loading?
The fuck is this?
Load up!
It's not updating? Yeah, why is it not updating? I just want to see how long I ban for. You
got permanent? No, he said I got a three-day ban. But I don't even care about that, bro.
They took like all my LP bro.
I'm right back to where I started, man.
Guys, why is this not voting?
What the fuck?
Like what the actual fuck bro?
The launchers bug close out of it and then load leak. Okay, like close the riot launcher. I
Just want to see how long our band is. I think it's gonna be two days
Rather than the brand because I'm telling you chat like if you think I'm bronze three like I'll solo off stream and literally just drop nukes
Like bronze three that's gonna be half iron like irons are not real people
Irons like walk into turrets
It's fight 2v4s.
Like bro, I'm telling you,
iron players are like baffling.
Like an iron league of legends player will literally fight.
You're kind of deceived the following penalties.
Your MMR has been reverted to its pre-modified state.
Ranked rewards earned as a result
of rank manipulation have been revoked.
You're temporarily suspended for three days.
you'll regain access to play on 7, 24, so two days,
26, 11, 40 p.m.
You'll be automatically signed out
when you close this message.
An automated review found that you queued up
with accounts that had manipulated ranks
in order to boost your own rank.
True, it wasn't to boost my rank.
I just wanted to play with my brother.
But yes, the accounts are manipulated.
This violates the user rules section seven
of our team service.
least competitive integrity oh right I'm sorry bro like I know y'all are the
federal Bureau of Investigation I did I just wanted to play with my brother
two-day ban bro besides even the two-day ban it's just like it's just the
fact that they took all my LP bro that whole silver marathon with ontas was
Pointless
It's like it took like 600 LP man
That whole silver marathon was pointless and that was like three days long dude
You'll get some back you solo queue to silver I don't think I will bro. I think they just took it
Because bro, what they did was every game I've ever queued with my brother, which is
a lot, like I've been queuing with him for like literally two to three months.
They counted all of the wins as losses, saying that like, if I sold out, I would have lost
every game for 60 games and not in Bronze III, which I think is going to fuck with my
MMR.
Chats not L accountability like I understand it's just like I'm just sad because I just
enjoyed playing with my brother a lot and now I can't but our chat um okay should we
get on like Chats should we get on R6 for like a little bit and then get on RP because
I don't know when Lacey's gonna get off no yeah it's boosting and I get it I get it
Yeah, yeah, I get it, but I was like, I didn't,
I don't care about boost.
I just wanted to play with my brother, bro.
Let me call Lacey.
Yeah, so they get on R6 first and then get on RP.
Yo, Lacey!
Yo, what's up, Johnco?
Yo, first off, bro, T2 vs. Smith is in two days, bro.
Who do you got?
Are they using turbo builds?
Actually, I dead ass don't know.
I dead ass don't know.
Are they?
Wait, Lacey, what is turbo build?
What is that?
So back in the day, I could be wrong,
but I'm pretty sure when they were doing the 1D ones,
there was no turbo build in the game.
Do you mean by like, you mean that back in the day,
you would individually place ramps and walls and stuff?
Yeah, you had to individually place your builds.
So they didn't like, you couldn't hold down ramps
and it would place for you.
You had to like click it every time.
That's why they were so different.
Oh God, oh God, that sounds like hell.
It should do it with no turbo do that. They're gonna run it. They should run it like that. Oh, you mean just go pure og
Yeah, I
Think like the dude because in that 1v1 with myth and Tifu myth was carrying around launch pads C4s like bro
I'm gonna be honest myth was dead ass the SGA of for my back in the day
Yes, uh, if they go straight up like same loop pool no launch pads
Even no chops. I think Tifu's mauling because bro wasn't Tifu like competitive for years after myth quit and stuff
Wait what I'll outside bet you I have Tifu winning 100%
Wait what I thought but I thought Tifu was like in comp with Cloxy after myth was like already washed
I thought that's my memory
Do you think they've both been practicing this week because myth announced it like a week ago
Yeah, fuck okay, that is scary, but he was just a Chad like I think people would have won that one be one if myth wasn't playing like
like Shy Gildius Alexander, like that ass.
Back in the day, Tifu was way better than Mith.
Mith was just a fucking nerd.
He was a geek.
Okay, yo, I'll bet 100 subs Tifu wins.
Okay, I'll bet 100 subs at Mith wins.
Okay, lock that in.
Also, what time do you wanna get on RP tonight?
Cause I'm probably gonna play like Siege or Fortnite
or something before.
I don't know what I'm gonna do before.
Okay, well, I just got to shower.
I had a little shower jerks.
like my chicken a little bit, you know, easy clean up.
Don't gotta get tissues.
Don't gotta get towels.
Just easy jerking down the top.
Holy ball knowledge.
Yeah, so just say one of those.
I'm probably gonna hop on stream in about an hour
and then I'm down whatever, man.
But you wanna play, you wanna play Fortnite
or you wanna play RP?
We should play, we should play RP, right?
We should play RP.
Dude, now what should we do?
Like should we, should we be like cops or something?
Like, I don't know if I have pulled in that server.
Down to be cops.
I feel like that'll be a good idea.
Hi, guys, do you know the Prodigy guys?
Do you make us cops?
In Phantom server, in D10, I was cops,
but I like Prodigy server
because I think it's more immersive.
Like people are really immersive in Prodigy.
Dude, we should be, we should see
if they give us pretty dirty cops.
Yes, dude, also we could be cops
Or there's like park rangers and shit.
But I honestly, I don't know.
Plan on not being cops.
How about I was gonna ask?
I doubt they'll give it to us.
Okay, well, if they don't, we'll figure something out.
Yeah, we could just be like drug dealers.
I know a lot of people in that server.
Like I have a lot of lore in that server.
So I'm down.
Okay.
All right, Bet, yeah, let's do it.
Then I'll be on and then whenever you're ready,
just hit me in the middle of the plan.
Okay, word.
I'm gonna play like Siege for the next hour.
So just you just text me or call me, all right?
Okay, Matt, all right, see ya.
Bye.
Chat, myth versus Tifu is in two days.
I don't, we're gonna watch Party That.
I think, I think chat, is that a bad bet?
I think Tifu wins.
I really think Tifu wins, dead ass.
I really think Tifu wins that.
Now, Chad, should I just keep like right on RP
or should I play siege for a little bit?
I think I'm like Platt.
I think I'm like Platt.
I could play a game of siege.
Let me see.
I think I'm like Platt right now.
Chad saying RP.
If that laces getting on in like an hour also,
I'm gonna play Siege with J-Shock tomorrow at like 6 p.m.
At like 6 p.m.
Okay, so chat, run one more poll.
Do you guys want me to get straight on RP
or do you want me to play Siege for like an hour
and then get on RP?
Last poll I swear.
Last poll I swear.
Yeah, I think, dude, I think T-Food beats Myth.
I don't, I could be totally wrong though.
I haven't seen Myth play Fortnite in like years though.
I think Keebu wins that.
Oh wait, we didn't even put Fortnite in the poll.
Okay, chat.
Fortnite, R6, or just straight to RP.
I'm going to be on RP in an hour.
I'm going to be on RP in an hour.
Okay, chat's just saying straight to RP, Beth.
Alright, that chat, I got you.
What right can I seed right now?
I want to see my seed chat real quick.
I have not played Siege in like, a week I think?
See this.
It said we could get on Fortnite for a little bit too.
Well my updates, extra magnet, whatever.
Damn my, dude my stats fell off bro.
Look at my stats, dude look at my stats this season before chat.
Bro my stats fell off.
Yeah, but yeah, but well, well, well, well, well, well last pull I swear
Well, well last pull my stats fell off, bro
Okay, chat saying a little bit of siege
Back yeah, we're still gonna get an RP. We're still gonna get an RP
Guys my stats fell off
Over from a 1.9 to a 1.6. All right, I'm gonna get on siege. I'm out of tiny delay
Some people don't have a fucking UAV on me.
I think the next marathon is gonna be last of us, bro, for realsies.
I'll probably play like one or two games of Siege.
It really does.
I'm not even kidding.
It really does depend on the maps I get.
Siege bro, if I'm getting Oregon, I could play- yo, Bolo's MVP bundles out.
Oh my god, that is sexy.
You bet it's actually sexy bro.
Holy shit.
It really does depend.
It really does depend on like, what maps I get.
Bro, if I get on Siege and I get like a horrible last map, I'm dead ass gonna play one game.
RP1, BOWER-A!
Jack, you guys can survive for 20 minutes without RP, bro.
20 minutes!
Edward, they can defend.
I wanna play Siege, I'm gonna play Siege like a week.
Let me play like one game of Siege, and then I'm gonna get on RP.
Guys, RP1 by 1%.
Chill.
I play GTA 6 like a week.
I can't chat. I understand though. I get it bro. Like I'm hyped for GTA 6 bro. I'm like I'm not gonna lie.
I think GTA has been my most played game the past 10 days.
We did four rp streams and then we did the GTA marathon, which is 40 hours.
Like I get it, bro. I'm probably gonna play like one maybe two games of siege depends how it goes.
Jack with the 10 gifted steps!
Jack, I love you bro, Hi-Vice called me.
Yo Hi-Vice, what up boys?
Yo, okay listen.
Wait my teammates are banning, my teammates are voting caffeine.
One second.
Yo, uh, guys ban can I?
Alright.
All right, I'm on a team with four sociopaths. Okay, nevermind. I've been for now. All right, let's continue
Yeah, you have charges on your character
Then you're gonna go to the ranger station and you guys are gonna be like ride along like concentrate
What?
We're going to be cops.
Yes.
You and Lacey.
Oh my God.
High-vives, you're the truth, sister?
So I just got to make a new character.
Nice, bro.
Good work.
So then let me tie-vives.
I can have my criminal character, L-H-F-A, and I can have my cop character in the same
server.
Yes.
Yes.
We're a kid
All right, I'm gonna play one game of siege and I'm gonna boot it up. All right, I'm gonna call you
All right, Slay Queen
Okay, I'm gonna drop a fucking nuke. I'm gonna drop like 18 kills
Actually, I haven't played in a week. My aim is gonna be ass. I haven't played in a week. Don't I haven't done t-hunt
I haven't done training grounds. I've been played casual right on like nothing. Don't be a cringelor. Don't be a cringelor
Cap, Cap, Cap.
Yo, my stats fell off.
Cap, last season I had a 1.9 in this seat and a 69%
This season my 1% went down and my Kati went down.
I'm a fucking loser.
Let me lock you in.
Unbiasedly though, unbiasedly, Ranked 3.0 is considerably harder than Ranked 2.0.
Can I get a retweet?
Ranked 3.0 is considerably harder than Ranked 2.0.
The opponents are harder, um, every game the opponents are.
Okay, cave mute, Jaeger, let's, let's battle him.
I have not played in a week, my aim's gonna be ass.
I'm gonna say this before people say, bad aim, bad aim.
I have not played in a week, my aim's gonna be ass.
Shut up.
Don't be a chai.
You've located the bomb.
You've located the bomb.
Make your way to its location, and defeat it.
My sense is way too fast, Jesus.
I was used to that GTA-like sense.
Oh, I can't wait for GTA 6. Oh my god! Oh my god!
God, I can't wait, bro. God!
Alright, what's he mean, slagging?
Bad name. I haven't even, like, shot yet.
How is my name not even shot?
Hop up. Hop up. I dare you. I fucking dare you to hop up.
It's one of those days, okay.
He just ate like five headshots, like they were Snickers bars!
How the fuck did he not die?
Type bad aim and you're getting bad!
Yeah, what do you mean pardon? No, we're not doing this again.
End word. Pardon, pardon. Hard R?
No! I said Snickers bar!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
SHUT UP!
Chee-Chee Chew, please one this.
Cade's on the half wall right here.
Like, Cade's literally crouched on my- or on my thing. He's walking up to the desk. He's walking up to banana now.
I don't know why you would fight two people at the same time.
Wait, this guy's a mingotarm.
Yo!
This guy's a fucking mingotarm, dude.
This is winnable.
Okay, this kid looks decent.
Back to back, Yo Chat.
I said he ate those bullets like a Snickers bar.
I did not say, Yo guys, I'm not gonna do this.
Where every stream people just type part of it I have to be able to talk I feel talk
He said it again, I it's right, right? It's right. No, it's all range bait calm down Nicholas calm down. It's all range bait
It's range bait
Pardon. I said Nicholas. All right. All right guys
guys
I'm not saying the slur
So what are you guys I'm gonna do do I should be just start streaming muted if
You guys are gonna do this where you type pardon every day when I talk. I'm just gonna mute the stream
Yes
Yes, you want me to mute my stream
Finally yes
God yet
Cancel check Twitter. Uh, I don't care. I said it. I said it
Snickers bar. I said it like five it clears that five times
At high-rise band the chud bottom left yo high-rise don't listen to these little cocks, bro
You can't ban me from my own fucking stream chat
Hi guys can't ban me from my own stream, bro
High-five! High-fives! High-fives!
Put the camera back!
I can't do this. Not today. I can't have a cortisol spike today.
No, no, no, no, not today, bro. I'm not doing this shit.
Much better, better, much better. Finally. My eyes are refreshed.
Five seconds to go.
This needs to bomb the location and defuse it.
So, Chad, I'm about to show you guys one of the best strategies in the entire game.
of
the
death of
the death of
the
What the- I have eyes, I have eyes, I swear to God.
I swear to God, I swear to God, I have eyes.
I'm getting passed around like a blunt right now.
Cade is in construction.
You guys got this.
He's literally right behind me a zombie, Veracade.
Nice!
2v1, good day, champ!
Damn boy!
Bro, sweet.
Champion?
Wait, hold on.
Sweet.
I'm in Platinum 2, but my Ash player is a PC champion.
Hold on.
Yo, yo, could you guys hear me?
Yo Jinx, Jinx, hello?
Yo, who was the Ash that just clutched up?
That was my, my code, my code M3.
He's a PC champion, correct? It looked like he was on PC, like it looks like he's on mouse.
Yeah, he is PC.
So PC champs are in Plat 2 right now?
Yeah, bro, because I'm a PC Diamond 5, and I'm in Plat 1.
You mean like last season you were Diamond 5?
Yeah, yeah, bro. I yeah, I think rank 3.0. It's like everyone's behind. Yeah, it's way harder to break up
Yeah, if you bro if you solo queue you can't get the champ like I'm not even trolling unless you play 10 hours a day
Joe what rank is Timmy stop saying pardon. I'm gonna end this fucker
No, I got yeah, I got I literally just loaded up the game like two minutes ago
I'm like a huge fan. Thanks. You don't thank you, bro. I appreciate that my boy located. Oh, I think I'm 13 months. Oh
Timmy's emerald
I miss I miss the world roller
Dude B2, bro me a me too, bro. I miss the roller turkeys. Yeah, I'd watch them from start like that Sunday
I'm gonna wake up
Cuz I'd be watching your tournaments dude the roller turkeys were a peak-ass era, bro
Dude everybody's like in pro league now bro or like in yeah
There's little to mingo mingo's probably gonna go pro as well
I know
I know I know dude that's one of my dreams brah I'm trying
Yeah, read that would be cinema
I'm gonna turn on game chat for a Siege PC game chat. It's pretty big for the most part
What is pretty loud?
Yeah, that'd be one of my dreams though is to get my own like eastboard shit going though
All right, and are they gonna let me like in the building?
I'm not outside of the building
I got it. I got to get in.
I mean, god damn, I can't even get in.
Is this like a champ lobby?
Wow. Okay, my bad. My bad daddy.
I cannot get in the building right now.
Holy fuck.
I'm just getting smoked off the game.
This is the one downside of PC brothers.
These motherfuckers, like, on mouse, like, they can really shit on you on the mouse.
He's cheating.
Uh, who, this solace?
He has one kill, though.
Are you sure he's cheating?
I don't think he was cheating.
He got on a camera and swung me, he's kind of an idiot to be honest, but like his aim
was perfect so it worked.
Swinging that is so stupid, but if you actually just first pull the headshot me, like I'm
gonna die.
I should have probably prone or something after he got off the camp.
Yeah, it's not really washed, it's just this is my first season playing like only PC ranked
solo queue.
But that's old mouse and they actually fry me like it doesn't matter if I'm like smarter than them. I'm just dead
That guy's an idiot for swinging that but his name was perfect so it worked
He's one in three right now
You are 100% washed up bro listen it's not that I'm washed it's like if I'm on console
He's like, I'm never dying like that. I'm just dying to a mouse who's three on a train
Down to one friend I could do a console game
Mmm god, but I like to see the
Jack should I play console or PC PC has cheaters to
That's the other dude the only thing about PC. That's ass is the cheating. That's it
Yeah, the only thing about PC that is just ass is is literally just the cheaters that's it's it's so
ass bro like rollback I don't think that guy's cheating that guy's one and three if he was
cheating he wouldn't be one of three that guy just showed time to me I mean he just
hit the best shot ever depressing thing about
console has Titan but dude I'll say this a million times I would much rather play against
someone who's zimming, then someone who actually has fucking wallhacks.
Bro, if someone has walls, you can't play the game.
You can't move.
You can't, you cannot play the game.
They have a literal, like orbital fucking Vsat on you every second.
Switch to Michael.
I'm not on Grand Theft Auto!
You stupid fucker!
Lose, do you think of it as your one?
Dude, that's crazy.
Chat, one of my teammates was PC Champ last season
and he's plat two. Another one of my teammates
was PC Diamond last season and he's plat one.
I'm telling you, bro.
Ranked 3.0, like no one's ranked so like moving right now.
Like, Rankly Bruneo, like, bro, they...
I'm gonna be honest, I kind of like it.
Like, I'm not even folding.
I used to hate when there was like 80,000 champs.
It's just, champ and siege lost all of its meaning.
Literally, lost all of its fucking meaning.
Like, bro, the reason why a Rank like Challenger in League of Legends, or like Radiant in Valorant
mean so much because like there's such a
scarce amount when there's 70,000 champs
that has no meaning when someone's champ
they should actually be fucking cracked
and it used to be like that
or like yeah SSL and rocket hold up
I'm playing like evil r6 right now
We are now protected, and we are protected.
I'm kind of like Evil Siege right now.
Oh, sit back.
Oh, top main, top main.
Very middle.
Watch that metal.
Alright.
I go to flank and then as soon as I go to flank, I get Doug to be called and I'm probably gonna get spam called for the next minute.
I'm in control.
And then he pre-aims me.
Alright, these guys are doing some shit.
Why don't you pre-aim me?
Reloading them out.
What the fuck?
Send the whole SWAT team for me!
YAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
I don't could be called on there like it's 3v1 downstairs. Okay. Sure
Send the whole fucking SWAT team for me, bro. Why not that was the everything but the kitchen sink room clear
Chat what is this emote? I don't even know what this is
Chat is that a penis? What is this emote? What is that?
Sniping? I don't even think they'll sni- dude.
Probably sniping, but probably also a champion level roam clear. Like, I'm just gonna be honest.
This is a champ, lobby. I'm getting fucking fried.
Alright, maybe a diamond, lobby. Shiesa.
What does it say? It says LOL? It looks weird because I'm looking at it from like my dashboard.
How did I kill it too? It was not enough. These guys like that that was a champ.
He is emerald on console, Jinx. I'm sorry. Who? They got it died?
Hey, Jim C, I beat it to you.
That's great, bro.
You should probably get your head checked.
First off, why are you doing that?
Second, why are you telling me about it?
Why are you telling me that you beat off to my stream?
I don't know what that says.
I don't know what that says.
show side profile without headset?
I don't really know what you mean, bro.
This camera's chopped.
Like, I don't really know what you mean.
I'm gonna be honest.
This camera's chopped.
Need to think with the prime.
It's holding dead, holding dead.
Wait, I have a den?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean I have a den?
Okay, do I actually have it then?
You look like Holland a bit?
I don't really think I look like Holland.
I'm gonna be honest, the only person I think I look like is Chatterbob for 8 Mile if you
know who that is.
Chad and Bob from Eight Mile.
Five seconds in counting.
Reloading!
You look like Holland with estrogen!
Go fuck yourself, dude!
All right, let's do another round of evil rainbow six siege
that's not mine going out
that's not mine out
Okay, I get I get somehow to be one all right
God!
Like, I'm in a 4v2 and I somehow get 2v1 sandwiched double cross in sight.
It's the most demonic game of siege I've ever played in my life.
Good God.
What do you mean, parted?
I'm not saying a swear!
Shut up!
I'm not saying a swear shut up
How am I still getting sandwich oh my and we're gonna lose we're gonna lose the 4b2
There they're both inside other broken side easy kill fuzzle easy kill. She's not looking at you not looking at you
One's gonna start planting once close right laying down kill the guy are standing up standing up the trap
We lost the 4v2, we lost the 4v2, oh my fucking god, we lost the 4v2, I'm about to shove a
control around my ass, yo love y'all boys, have a great day, I'm about to just shove
this shit up my ass, oh my god, the most demonic game I've ever played in my life,
I got like fried twice sandwiched 3v1 Rome clear downstairs like god.
Explained it's GSM in Platte.
A month into the season.
A month into the season, Platte 2, Gold 1.
I'm going to go past. Hi, guys. Lock in. It's time to become a G. T. A. R. P. Police officer.
you
you
Thank you.
I
Fucking it
What's up, dude?
Alright, let's do this, y'all. Let's do this!
Pardon? Pardon? Pardon? Pardon? Pardon? Pardon?
Dude, pardon?
Oh my god, pardon? Every time he talks!
We're just gonna say pardon and make him think he's saying wild shit. Pardon. Pardon.
Yo, this is psychotic. It will end now. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for
Grand Theft Auto RP as a police officer in training with Lacey. Lil' Lay, King of
LA. Now, how do I do this? By the way, who do you think you are? Yo, yet again, this
is not Los Portos Chat. I'm not like, bro, wait till Los goes live and bring that shit
into there. I'm not doing this. Who do you think you are bullshit? Like it's the most,
I'm not even kidding. It's the most disrespectful thing you can say to somebody. Who do you
think you are.
Pardon.
Now, now, now, after the fucking traumatic experience yesterday, every time someone says
pardon, now I'm actually like thinking.
Like stop.
It's still talking.
No one fears you, tubs.
I've never claimed that.
Find one clip of me running around saying people fear me.
I've never claimed that.
Chocolate milk, thank you for the five gifts.
Stop scatting, she's not even talking to me in the chat.
Yo Jinx, remove the stream.
You never think you swine.
Scat has called me a swine.
I mean bro, what are you a do-sure?
You called me a swine.
Hi, guys. It's time to make a police officer. Chat, what should I name him? Should I name
him like officer, like, or officer, like, Pat, what should I name him? Officer dicks in my
ass like chat what should I name him what should I name this guy I don't know
what to name him what should I name this guy bro
yeah what's your name officer jizzy officer pardon oh shit oh shit officer
Pardon officer big dick. Yeah, the thing is bro. I don't have a big penis
Yo chat new slash. I've never once claimed to have a big penis. I've never claimed that I
Told you my penis is relatively average size
On a scale of one to ten in terms of the size of my wiener
It is about literally a four point eight out of ten in terms of size. It's not big
It's not small, it's just right around the middle.
It's circumcised and it's kind of narrow, but it's like, the thing that I love about
my wiener is I love that it's circumcised, like shout out to my doctor, though.
Like it's a very clean cut tip.
And then maybe this is Tema, sorry if you're eating.
Show us proof.
I'm not gonna show you proof of my penis.
Next question.
Second, I like that my wiener is a solid width.
a good with. Name yourself Officer Tom Pearl. I'm not naming myself Officer Tom Pearl.
I'm not naming myself that. I don't know what to name myself. Proof or it didn't happen.
yourself, Officer Ben Dover. Okay, that's actually not bad. Kid, not bad. Kid, not
bad. Yeah, guys, at least you're gonna be on in like 45 minutes, I think. I'm gonna
try to get my officer set up now. Officer Jelksy. I don't jelk chat. I'm not
kidding. Look at me into my eyes when I say this. I stopped gooning.
I'm not fucking around. I'm not trolling. I quit doing it
Cap it's just a wall of people typing cap this immediately don't believe me
Name yourself officer bitch. Oh wow, bro. You dude you should run a fucking comedy club, bro
You should be the CEO of a comedy club
Wow guys I might name myself Officer Bandover. Harry Johnson that's 2023.
Peek Peek era that was 2023 in the what server what server it was um no pixel no
pixel. Lieutenant Lardass. Okay. Great character. Here we go. Alright. Remember, I'm gonna
have two characters. I have L Hefe, who's kind of a crime lord, who's had multiple run-ins
with the cops, and now I'm gonna have a cop. What should I name him? What should I name
Mike Oxelong? No, I like Ben Dover.
You're a fucking joke from Canada. I mean like what?
Jinxie phone on it.
All right chat today's today Jinxie and Lacey become police officers in GTARP. Let's do this shit. All right. I'm gonna name myself
Officer
Ben Dover.
Birthday, I'm gonna be perfect.
January 1, it's crazy to think somebody actually has this birthday.
This is a perfect birthday.
January 1, 2000.
This is literally a perfect birthday.
Chad, does anybody have this? Me.
Cat, now everybody has this.
Chat, I'm Officer Ben Dover. Okay, I'm gonna make my guy like actually a chat.
When you give myself a good jawline, I'm gonna make my guy like actually a fucking chat.
Okay, I'm already like maulking. Um, facial features. This is too much for my brain. Uh,
complexion aging chat am I aging beyond us I just want to give him like eyebrows
chat how do you give him well technically chat we're all aging quarter
of the day today is the youngest you're going to be for the rest of your life
Make today a good day because every day we slowly get older chat
Okay, how do I give myself I'm gonna give myself a eyebrows
No, not body hair would it be considered. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, these are perfect. These are perfect, bro
unrealistic officer sperm head yeah I'm not naming myself that also if you're
saying unrealistic to me having no eyebrows let it go bro I've had eyebrows
for months now okay if I'm gonna be an officer should I even like have a hat
because they're gonna give me a hat right chat how do you unselect it I
I want it unselected.
How do I unselect it?
How do I, like, double tap it, it doesn't work.
How do you unselect it?
Scroll to the bottom.
Check, how do you unselect it?
Why?
Why did I click why?
Why did I click why?
Choose none? Yeah, but what do you mean choose none?
Oh, you mean like this? Negative one. Alright.
Okay, now I need my clothes.
Not chat, like if I'm gonna be a cop, I need to look like...
I need to look somewhat professional if I'm gonna be a cop, bro.
Like I need to look fucking good that ass I
Just I want to look good, bro
I just like cuz I'm kind of going in for almost like if you think of a chat like a
Job application in a way, so I want to look like I want to look like dapper that looks pretty dapper
God, I look like Dr. Evil.
This is literally something Dr. Evil would wear, bro, legitimately.
I'm trying to, like, I just want to find something that looks like very professional because
I want to show up to the police station and, like, I want to be taken seriously.
I could look like Dr. Evil.
Right now my favorite one is probably Dr. Evil.
Oh, this is clean.
This is Biffy.
Chad, where do you go to change your arms?
Oh yeah, right here.
This looks, this looks, I look very like, I look ready to roll.
Okay, this looks very professional.
Chad looks so professional right now.
Okay.
I'm gonna be honest, bro, like a lot of cops will rock
like a hat, like not that, but like, yeah,
this is something like, okay, now I look,
I look like a fucking state trooper right now.
I look like one of those psychotic deranged state troopers
with like the buzz cut, like that's how I look right now.
Sir, you were going one mile over the speed limit, sir.
Let me get myself a little watch.
Dude, the jeans look good.
I look like one of those, like, cowboys that's, like, trying to become a cop.
So the jeans look good.
Depey-lead lard-ass.
U-chan, I could be a sasty cop.
No, no, no.
Chips, Joe.
The jeans do look good, though.
I'm not gonna hold you.
Like, they look good.
Now this looks good. What I really need to change? It's not even the jeans. I really need to change the shoes
Maybe like some cowboy boots. Yeah, I
Need to change the shoes faux chisel like I need to change these shoes whoa
Yeah, guys, I don't want to take off shoes. I just want to wear shoes is that possible
Somebody just got absolutely skull fucked.
Chad, where do you go to change your shoes?
Lower body.
Ah, mother, that guy, mother, that guy.
Mom's mother, that guy.
Bro, we need like desert tactical boots.
Okay, these are lower accurate.
of more accurate I need like bro I want to be I want to be a cop that's taken
seriously why do I have like a baby bib on I want to be a cop that's taken oh
my god these are good okay now let me change my legs
Chet, why don't I have a baby bib on?
Pfft, what if I have like a baby bib?
You're missing wrinkles.
I don't have wrinkles.
Chet, do I have wrinkles?
Pfft, this is what Coach Dooley was wearing.
I was wondering how he got that fucking morbidly obese build.
This is what Coach Doolie was wearing. God, that makes sense.
Chad, you want me to be fat? Okay, let's do it.
Well, Chad, is there a way to be in the turkey suit with the extra large pant?
Chad, how do I do this?
How do I do this?
X or large pants, but this is I just is there way to make no it's a way to make my build like gigantic
How do I make my player fat
No bro, so chat how the fuck did coach Dooley manage to do this
Can I get like a gigantic like
This shit is so, dude, this shit is so confusing, I'm not even kidding.
Go to the barber, he's pro?
Man, I don't have to be fat, but God, it would be peak to be a fat cop.
Okay, I mean, I look like...
This is realistic, but why does everything warp and glitch out?
Like I wish in GCARP when I just select clothes, it just instantly works and not everything's
like glitching through my arms all the time.
Like I wish it just worked.
You know what I mean?
Thirteen year old game, true.
God, it's true.
Bro, I'm not going to lie to you, GTA 6 is just going to be absolutely generational
man. Yeah, like, I'm so down to go on to it right along to the bank. Okay, this looks
good. Why am I sagging? This looks kind of good. I just I really want to be like slightly
country I guess. Damn bro, I'm trying to find like, I'll know it when I see it, I'll
know it when I see it. Something that goes good with the jeans and the shoes. Okay,
This looks ridiculously professional.
Guys, guys, I look professional as fuck.
Oh, I'm sagging.
I don't even realize I'm sagging.
Oh my god, there's actually PD pants.
There's literally police department pants.
What?
Bro, is there a PD shirt?
Oh my god, that's perfect!
If I want to be a cop, I need to look like it!
P.D. Top, what?!
Oh my god!
I LOOK LIKE A CHE-A-A-A-G!
Okay, why am I morbidly obese?
Chat, this the one, twin?
Oh my god, I have the...
Okay, now this is cinema.
Should I make myself fat now?
Check this out.
Oh my god, I did it.
I'm fat.
Check, I did it.
I'm actually fat.
Guys, I'm fat.
Guys, I finally figured it out.
Holy crap!
Is there a p.d hat?
Surely.
Oh my god.
Guys, this is perfect!
Wow!
Wow, is there PD shoes?
No, there isn't.
Okay, for PD, we just gotta find like,
cause these are kind of like cowboy shoes.
I just need like police issues.
Okay, this looks generational, bro.
Let's go in here.
All right, I'm good.
I'm good.
Let's do this, y'all.
I'm an officer bend over.
Where should I go?
Amiciaries?
Oh my God, I'm a morbidly obese cop.
This is actually perfect.
Wow.
Holy crap.
Should I go to the police station?
Should I go to the police station?
Police stations.
Stop saying ban, shut up, shut up.
Should I go to the police stations?
Oh god, I love GTA
You can just do whatever you want, bro
MRPD chest attic MRPD. I'm not going to the shoe store. I will punch you square in the jaw
Need to go to the ranger station hi guys right here
Ranger station PDM
Ranger Stations.
Have I- I don't see anything that says- God, my mouse is sticky.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Maybe Park Ranger Garage?
Is it PDM?
Yeah.
Bad everyone typing shoe store.
MOT!
Bad everyone typing shoe store!
Like I'm starting to think you guys actually tell me to get on GTA just to jerk off to
the strip club.
I'm not going ever.
Guys, is it PDM or Park Ranger Garage?
Park Ranger garage?
I mean, it's right here.
There it is.
How the hell am I going to get a car is the real question.
Bro, the one thing I wish about GCRP is I wish you could just take cars.
I wish you didn't need a fucking lockpick, bro.
God, it's annoying.
Like, god damn it.
I'm not gonna call 911.
Officer Ben here.
Hello? Wait, wait. How do I talk to him? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Yo, bro, do you got a car?
No, I've got nothing. You've broken up with him first time.
Oh, I just woke up with him the first time as well. I'm inquiring about a position at the Park Ranger office.
I would have no clue if I lied to you further, if I lied.
Alright bro, well, A man, welcome to the city man, welcome to the city.
Thank you, it's all you, you know, go for part range, would you?
Yes, I'm Officer Ben, nice to meet you bro.
Officer Ben, I'm Tommy, nice to meet you.
You keep this thing safe.
Wait, no one's trapped.
No one's...
out of...
I swear this car was just moving.
I swear to God this car was just moving.
I swear to God this car was just moving by itself.
Let's see if it moves on the green by it.
No one's in that.
There was no one in that car!
What?!
No one was in that car!
I checked for like 10 seconds, no one was in there.
I've never seen that.
What the fuck?!
God, I wish you could just jump in cars.
I hate the lockpick system.
I still to this day don't even know how to get a lockpick.
If I could just get in cars, I'd be chilling.
chat how do you get a lockpick where do you go to get a lockpick where do you go
to get a lockpick
oh the shoe store I'm sure I'm sure you go to the fucking shoe store to get a
lockpick the shoe store has it
no it doesn't
What the?
Wait up wait up wait up!
Hey, is it okay if I hit your ride?
What the fuck is this?
Uh, Officer Ben, Officer Ben, I just woke up.
Officer Ben.
Yes.
Yeah, come on.
Could I hit your ride? I just need to go to the Park Ranger Station.
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, thank you man.
Thank you for real.
Officer Ben, you're the officer around the city.
I'm not an officer yet.
I'm basically gonna be taking on to a ride along today and I just need to ride
Hey guys, uh
Sir sir sir click no sir we got it off into the wrong foot no sir listen
I
Sir I literally just woke up. What's your name? What's your name?
They call me Gio
King Gio nice to meet you man. Let me
Geo not King Gio. Don't call me. Mr. King. Just Gio Gio. I just need a ride to the park ranger stick
You missed a turn
I'm going there. Oh, okay. Okay. You're you're actually not you're not going there
I'm going to go into the you're not I know I'm going around I know I'm going
Maybe there's a way we could exchange phone numbers
You want to call me yes, uh, Joe
We're not going to the location, Geo!
No, we're going to the Ranger Station.
It says we're further away on the GPS here.
What do you mean, two, three?
That's the speed we're going.
We're going three miles.
3.1.
I'm uh, dropping down.
Geo, where the fuck are you taking me, man?
I'm taking you.
This fucking cop popped in my car, man. I'm on a side course. Hold on.
Yeah!
Listen, we got this all mixed up. I'm not a cop yet. I'm gonna become a cop later.
And bro, I can clear you or whatever, man.
We don't have to do whatever you're planning to do, bro. We don't gotta do this.
I don't know. That's okay.
Listen, I got nothing left to live for.
I got nothing left to live for. You understand?
Yo, bro, I slow down the car. You're going 90 miles an hour.
Yo, slow A, slow down.
You know that song?
The key gone cold, I'm wondering why.
You know that song?
You are not staying, my boy.
Slow, chill.
No, we're almost there.
We're almost there.
Yo, it says we're farther away on the- where the fuck are we?
Just shut the fuck up!
I'm almost there!
We're here.
Uh, this is not the park range. Go inside! Go inside!
Come on away.
No, go inside. Go ahead, take a seat over there.
Where you going? Yeah.
Um, are you like Dexter Morgan or something? What is happening right now?
Alright. I'll give you a number of a cop to call. Alright? You fucking call him. I'm
gonna write another wall for you.
Oh a number okay got you I just woke up so I don't have a phone right now you
don't have a phone yes you call that number he'll save you I gotta go you call
I got it, thank you.
I still need to get a phone. Where the fuck did this guy take me?
Minus one? I don't have a phone, ass wipe!
I don't have a phone!
Oh.
Pernodes, thank you for the five gifts it's up.
Skada-da-da-da-da-da-da.
She owned Pernodes in the chat!
Alright, let's call this.
Hello, this is Officer Ben.
Oh, no.
This is aspiring Officer Ben.
I was told to meet with you.
Woo Woo?
What's your name?
Switch to Trevor. This is GTA RP.
Not story mode!
My teeth count cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning light falls up my windows And I can't see at all
Even if I could, it'll all be great I'll put your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad. It's not so bad
Another victory for the death. Yo, bro, my singing's not that bad my singing's not that bad
This is Jack's Lane. This guy doesn't sound like an officer.
I'm just FaceTiming. I hate texting.
Hello? Hello. Who is this? Sir, this is Officer Ben, or no, not Officer, aspiring Officer Ben.
Uh, Gio told me to meet with you about becoming an officer. Gio's an idiot. Okay. Wait! Where are
you I am currently um honestly I don't know can I send you my location just go
to the pd go to the pd now sir I was told I was sir could you see me no I
was told about training like I was told about me and my friend being taken on a
ride of all or something mm-hmm is that something you'd be interested in we're
We're trying to be opposites.
Yes, crazy, right? The Geozo King told him to call me.
Yes, Geozo King told him.
Oh, hey, is Geo with you?
Not right now. He left me in the middle of an abandoned shelter?
Tell you what, I got a test for you, okay?
Okay.
I'll let you ride with me. Why don't you bring Geozo with you to meet me?
Okay.
And then you can hop in with me while I rest him for his warrant. Oh
He has a warrant. Oh, um
Okay, yeah, one problem
I never exchanged numbers with the geo and he just threw me out of the car and then he gave me also
I'll send it to you. I'll send it to you. Oh sweetness. Okay
Yeah, they're sweet. All right, cool. Thanks. All right
Sweet, let me save him
No way this works.
I'm just gonna be the biggest rat in the city.
I'm gonna turn Gio in.
Did he call him?
Try again.
Oh, even better.
Okay, so Chad, how do I get to the PD?
Just...
Chad, would this be the right spot?
It isn't.
This looks like I'm in the sticks here.
Because guys, I don't want to be a park ranger.
I want to be a PD.
PD.
PDM.
Okay.
Switch.
Okay, Chad.
PDM.
Guys, we're going to be in the officer.
Switch!
Okay, Jack, TDM.
Guys, we're gonna be in the officer!
Oh my god, 0.7 miles.
No friggin' way.
Let's just run it.
Ah!
Ah!
My guy's actually athletic for-
My guy's athletic for a big boy.
Call Lester.
Miho.
Guys, we're already close to the PD.
I feel like I'm in a spot where I would get like stabbed.
Lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit, ah, wait, how'd that not work?
What?
I thought for sure I could get him a lawsuit there.
We support your gender transition, jizzy?
Um, I'm not transitioning, what?
is on RP? What do you mean, Ron's on RP? What do you mean, Ron's on RP? Go to the shoe store,
Jitty? Okay. Guys, guys, I'm not gonna go to the shoe store. Guys, I'm a cop. I'm supposed
to be like super sophisticated and legit. But I can't be racking up like crying. What
type of cop would go to the friggin' strip club, yo? Guys, I'm actually really close
to the waypoint. We can actually run it. Ron's gonna be on RP, he's gonna join. Wait, seriously?
Chad, is Ron streaming on Twitch right now? Let me call him.
Chad, Giddy call him. Giddy call him. Let me call Ron.
FaceTime.
Why do you even exist?
Ow!
Chad, don't retweet that, you miserable sacks of lard!
Alright, heading to the police station.
Time to be a cop.
Guys, I'm gonna be like, dude, I wanna be like, I actually wanna be a cop.
Oh, Ron Cullen!
Ron Cullen!
Hey, Ron, it's me.
Uh, bro, I see your stream title said you're gonna be on GTARP tonight, if I have to play
in real games.
You got room for one more?
So, here's what I was gonna tell you, bro.
I don't know what your plans are.
Me and Lacey are gonna play the Prodigy server, and we're gonna be test cops on a ride along
If you want to be like a trio or are you gonna be like I don't know whatever you want to do
All right word to bro
See you soon soon
Sweet guys three of us holy shit
Dude I wonder how good Ron's gonna be at at immersion and Lacey I think Lacey's played at RP before
Switch to Moose Man, guys, I don't know who Moose Man is, bro.
Guys, I'm running to the police station because I don't have a car and I don't have a lock
pick.
Hey, sisters!
What up, buttercups?
How you guys doing?
Oh, my God, he's calling.
How'd he do?
How'd he go, an officer?
Oh my God, he's calling!
How'd he do? How are you doing officer?
Where are you?
Uh, I am 0.7 miles away from the police department all the way.
How many do you have with you? Is this you?
It's just me, but I have two of my buddies from another city.
We all kind of want to go on this ride along if that's okay with you, sir.
Brother, you're bringing a small army over here.
Sir, the more the merrier, am I right?
No.
Look. Oh, no, you're not. Oh, you're vastly incorrect.
Okay. What I'm trying to say is, we're the real deal. We've ran shit in other cities, and I think if you give us a chance, you can be pleased with our performances, sir. Not to overstep it.
You know how many people I've heard that from?
Sir, I'm the real deal, I've never broken a rule in my life, I was a teacher's pet in
school, like I'm the real deal, let's bring some motherfuckers down tonight.
So how about this, how about real deal, you show me and then I'll take a look at your
friends if you really, you know, got the salt, how about that?
Sir, sounds like a plan, see you shortly.
Yeah.
This guy's so masculine, bro, this guy's so fucking masculine, I shouldn't have hung
up on him. God, this guy's masculine. I almost lost my life. I almost lost my life. Right
that in there. I feel like I'm not really getting any closer to this thing, bro. Take
a car I don't have a lockpick bro it's my only complaint about GTA RP I wish you
could just steal a random person's car like in GTA story mode or online but it
all be okay you doing on the streets bro hey man how's it going could you give me
a ride to the police department really quick I just woke up in here for the
first time
Yeah, is it cool about how big your cop?
Yeah, I can't tell.
Just drop me off at the police station, sir. Thank you.
I got you, bro.
Little does this guy know I'm going to arrest you.
Sure you don't want to be dropped off at the casino.
Yes, sure. I'm absolutely sure.
Oh, shit.
Well, what are we talking? Blackjack, roulette? What do you mean?
Some salas, bro. Some coin flips.
Okay, well right now I have no money, so maybe later, but right now I have to meet with a police officer, so I actually can't, sir.
What's your name?
Uh, you can call me Ben.
Hey, there's a cop right here, maybe you know him.
Are you gonna spike someone?
Alright, thank you. Have a good one, man.
I got you, bro.
Hey, officers!
What's up, sir?
Hello officers.
Do you guys sorry you guys did a little bit of a mission here. Yeah, I got it. Oh, sorry. Have a good one.
Now where is where's the police department chat?
It says I'm on top of it.
Hello?
Do you know where the police department is?
What the fuck?
Are you an actual cop?
I'm an aspiring officer.
Like I'm on a ride along today.
Do you know the masculine guy with the beard?
I don't know his name.
Matt, he just described at least 30% of the fucking city, boss.
Is it okay if I jump in, sir?
What the fuck?
Hey, is LFPD missing a fucking officer?
I'm in.
I just need you to drop me off at the police department station.
I need to meet with the muscular...
Oh, his name's Jack Slane.
Jack Slane, Jack Slane.
Yes.
Hold on let me call it got a case of the giggle shit. What's up with this guy?
Yes, Jack's Lane sir, that's the guy
Yes, sir ain't no problem at all man take your time what's your name boss Ben hopefully one-day officer back
What's up with this guy, this guy's laughing.
Listen to you.
What did you say, sir?
Listen, I got this.
You?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
You gotta do something with your ranges, bro.
It's about to implode.
Rocky just walked up to me in some goddamn fucking red room outfit bullshit saying, I told him
he looked like a fucking joke.
But he's not even, he's just wearing shorts with a vest.
He's got the soles, he's got it, but he's hanging out.
And he said, I said, bro,
I think it's because the Rangers don't even wear clothes anymore.
We wear whatever we want.
I said, take it to your leadership.
He said, I did, I took it, he kept it square.
He said, he don't give a fuck.
You all gotta clean that shit up.
I'll take care of that shit.
But listen.
I understand, I understand, but listen, sir.
I have this guy, what's your name again?
Uh, Ben.
Uh, Ben Joker.
Yeah, where the fuck has been? I'm waiting on this dumbass kid here.
You know who the fuck this is?
Yeah, I was just on the phone with him.
He's helping me set up J.O.S.O. King for the rest of it.
Oh, what the fuck? That's not as funny.
I was going to drop him off and I didn't know you knew who the fuck he was.
I just thought it was some random guy pretending to be a cop.
Are you going to have me as sick?
He's not actually a cop, though.
No, he's not a cop.
What about you, actually?
I'm in front of the PD. I've been waiting on this asshole.
I'm bringing it to you now
Get on my tag team
Brother you need to make some phone calls. I'll give you got a call call casting himself like somebody's got to put their foot down
This is getting ridiculous
I'm right here. I
Damn it, man. I was you were supposed to be a practical judge for my assistant. Apparently you're legitimate
Yeah, guys the PDM it's not even close. Where are we going? I
What the hell were you doing at PDM? You thought PDM was PD? I mean you can't blame me, right?
This guy's got a case of a giggle shit this guy's a giggler I say sir you have a cute laugh. Oh, there he is. Hey
Oh
Sorry sir, is this that sir, I don't
See what I'm trying to come prepared here, sir
Prepared what you don't fucking would you go to party city for you shut up here?
Sir, no, no, I'm just trying to I don't know where corporal chaperons. Are you serious? Oh my god, wait corporal must think you hot shit, huh?
Sir, okay, I think I think we got off on rate that shit. Okay, is it okay if I jump in the back, sir?
No, I can't get in
What the fuck you would fit in the register is not that it's been there. I was
Perfect, I was all this my training session to be a cop today. I wanted to train
Yeah, he would fit right in with your department
That's not true. I'm cleaning up my department. Don't you dare? Don't you dare you're about to leave your department
All right, so it's jumping the back here
Yeah, we're going straight to a clothing store
Okay, so
In terms of the order of operations like who reports to coup between you guys just so I know
right now. Who reports to who like uh first off blond hair guy what's your name? It's
Oliver. Oliver nice to meet you this is future aspiring hopeful officer bend over. Ben come
over. I've heard about bend over before. Yeah. Oh you know back in the days we had an officer
or bend over actually or bend over off man take that shit off yeah you can wear a police
vest that's it with some pants on that are your size those things are fucking screaming
to stay on yeah you got some mud huggers on right now okay vast okay how do you look atrocious
pete invests
check my best in here
well then we got all day
talk okay sorry sir
check where is it where is it where is it
tell me you have any other outfits
i'm trying to find the uh...
of best year that's okay
what is this guy
how about this one
master chief
what the hell
what the hell is that
I'm sorry. Are you sure that you could be cool? Yes. One moment. Hold up. How about this vest right here?
Oh, my God. What do you guys think of this vest? I think it's a solid. No.
God bless the USA. Is it okay if I have these on?
I
Know
Okay, how about regular clothes, man? No, no, I can't
We'll talk about your future career after whatever the hell you got going on. Yeah, we got a capture. Geo, so king
All right
Why are you worried? Why are you worried about fucking sunglasses right now?
You wear booty shorts and a fucking fedora. Just put on some jeans
over
No, no, I'm not suit. Yeah, I've got I've got the snitch with me
Okay, hey, hey. All right. What do you guys think of this? What do you think of this? Is this fine?
Hey, this is a fucking sweet eye. I
Mean what the freak guys is this good? I want to be a cop. Are you are you okay?
Are you high you got a T-shirt and some blue jeans and I give you the vest you put the vest on and then we'll get in
The car and we'll go
Okay, all right, so can you even trust this?
There's a shirt. Yeah. All right. That's fine. Right. That's fine. That's what just and then these jeans jeans perfect. Yeah
Now get that fucking
Jesus, you're so fucked up. He's on both mess and under shirt. It should be a
figures roll 16
Yep
Okay, now what about my best man, I'm really trying to be the best here guys
Thank you, all right
Guys I'm telling you I won't let you down, but if you guys really don't want me. Oh, there's a lot of cops here
You look so different.
Oh my god, there's no way this guy's our fucking snitch, dude.
What up, cops?
What up?
Oh my god.
Future cop, Ben, here.
You're there.
You're there.
You're there.
All right.
I'm not, whoa, I'm not a nut.
Get that stuff away from him.
I'm like more of a CI.
Yeah.
A CI.
Yeah.
Put that vest on.
Thank you, sir.
He's not a snitch, he's a CI.
Chief.
Chief.
How do you put it on?
Just a second, please.
Just be sure.
I put on the best which muscle you open your pockets right and you see the vest
in your pockets and yeah there you go all right guys I really feel like I'm
part of the crew now thank you
What was your name?
Future Officer Ben. I'd like to be optimistic.
So your name is Future Officer Ben.
No, my name is just Ben. If that's not as fun.
Come on, Ben.
Hey, just not a night walker, but the pot shop's getting robbed. They called you guys earlier.
Hey, what? Hey, the pot shop's getting robbed, boys.
Now there is.
So he's running by. He's driving by right now.
How do you do officers? We ready to roll?
Alright Ben, call up Geo, sir.
Alright, call him now? Okay, okay.
Do you want me to take him on? Uh, speaker, speaker?
No, it doesn't matter. Just call him up and be like, hey man, where you at? We gotta meet up.
Alright, got it.
Tell him somebody gave you a hug.
Okay, sir, this feels naughty. Like Geo was nice to me, are you sure?
No, he dropped you off and left you to die.
Okay, okay, true.
Fuck him tell him you somebody gave you an SMG and you want to show it to him. That'll give us attention
Tell him somebody gave you a fucking like a rifle or something like a gun like automatic gun
With a bunch of bullets
This is a lot of friggin make a wish come on guys
All right, I shouldn't FaceTime him right? Yeah, that's a dumb question
Wish well that would be really fucking stupid. Yeah, cuz I hate my face. I do my deal
He's gonna he's gonna call Geo so king and tell him somebody gave him an SMG with bullets. Let me yo, Geo. Geo. What up, man? Yo
Geo, what's good, bro, what's going on man? Hey, I got an SMG if you want to like check it out, bro
You got an SMG. Yes. What do you automatic? Yes, I can't ever um, I don't how do you check that? How do you check that?
How to like 9 mil like 5.7 45 ACP what we rocking it is 9 mm 9 mm 9 mm 9 mm
9 millimeter yes, sir. All right. All right. All right. Can you send me your location?
Yeah, yeah, well, I'm currently like robbering something. Oh
You're currently okay. Do you want me to like help the cops basically told me to fuck off?
So I'm just don't know. Are you dead ass? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
No way you you got potential though. What do you mean? How did they tell you?
I don't know. It's cuz I showed hey
It's cuz I said question bro in cop gear, and they basically told me to fuck off
Wait, wait, bro. How'd you get my number though, bro?
Good guess
you oh you guessed a 10 digit number and it just oh okay yeah bro listen I'm
gonna give you a call after I'm out of here bro cuz oh my god I got the
just where are you at like right now I might I'm at a pawn shop I'm at the pawn
shop oh the pawn shop okay I gotta go for it I'm gonna catch you bro I'm gonna
catch you yeah so we have a problem he asked how i got his number which i don't
really know that you are terrible you could have just said somebody gave it to
you yeah he's robbing the palm shop right now
are you sure he's not just lying and it's a mist misdirection no because the
palm shop is actually being robbed right now should we give him a mask
oh my god so we're gonna rob or we're gonna we're gonna arrest him let's do it
do you have a mask do you have a mask um i don't want him to know you're here
though I don't know you're here I don't have a mask currently let's go back to
the clothing store back to the clothing store fuck there's too many units here
what if he leaves
yeah I mean there's already officers here that's the problem well I wasn't
expecting to be robbing something
now how many units do they have there
Sir, could you turn up the AC in here? I'm... I... I sweat easily.
Welcome.
Uh...
We'll grab a mask, please.
Want me to give you a mask?
Yes, please. Yes, please.
is it in my pockets thank you thank you thank you yeah thank you sir thank you
and the words aura aura yeah I do sir did you are you are you originally from
this city sir you are from Sweden or something yeah I am from Sweden I hear
Accent sound Swedish. Well, thank you. Nice to meet you my brother. No, are we brothers?
No, no, but some of my friends are from Sweden. Oh
Okay, the six badges on scene you guys can attach it one to I
Mean like there's only room for one more of us either this car or your car
On the punch because somebody else I wasn't expecting him to yeah that geo's in the pawn shop Robin. It's literally in there
That's that's the whole problem
Guys, I think we go in there jump his ass who's with me I already have an idea for the
Just going in jump it but guys he's committing crime. No, isn't it isn't this for cops? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but they got a hostage
Kill the hostage he does he cheats and all
I
Yeah, that's the plan with the mask, you know
You should try to be a cop that's the first thing you need to know, alright?
If they were hostage, you gotta care a little bit
Yeah, you gotta give a shit
Oh, they have a hostage?
Shysa, that's not good, guys
Out of every mask in that store, you chose that one?
Yeah, it looks like you're right
It looks like me, you know?
Yes, it was given to me
What do you guys want to do? You guys want to take it?
You guys could be on...
what's that just bring the whole pawn shop to the tack fucking guys I feel like
you might be escaping by now no we can't know this look straight ahead brother
see him I think oh oh there he is good eye man didn't even notice that I think
on this enforcement and coming off I'm overstepping I think we need more of a
sense of urgency for these guys man we got to start cracking down and what would
you do in this situation I would go in there I would throw Geo into a glass
window and say you're under arrest that's what I would do okay what's going
on take it and you would do that as a cadet or well if you guys permit me
Again, I'm completely under y'all's link. How many cars are up there? How many cars are up there?
I want to say three.
Are you three or are you four?
We'll be four.
One more person dead, switch to Strever!
I'm in this dream!
So total of six including you two.
So I'm in front, all the way through.
If there is a high profile target in there, we have the other units.
Yeah.
Break off, we just take care of it.
That's just how it is.
Okay.
Um.
I'm going to scale what you want to do.
Actually.
Sir, I don't know if I properly introduce myself.
I'm Ben, by the way.
Are you doing me?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Hey, what's going on man Tommy Tommy tinker nice to meet you man. Tell me you want to exchange numbers
Are you okay? I'm an aspiring officer, sir
I'm on a little bit of a ride along here. All right. Sure. Sure in contact man. Go down to your
Contacts go next to your name click that little arrow and then go people nearby
Is that you Ben Dover that is
Yes, my last name is Dover unlucky spot unlucky earth. Yeah. All right, man. We'll welcome to the team. Hey
Can you let the chief know we're gonna attach over there and then if you need something to on radio?
Yeah, yes. Yeah, no problems. And 10 for 10 for
God, I want to get one of those cool radios you guys have to
Yeah, yeah, maybe one day
Yeah, they become like that, you know, and...
Dude, whatever, I just want to work my legs at the top, man.
Like I said, I'm here for the long game, not the short game.
Oh, perfect.
So what's your motivation of that?
Yeah, wait, what's that against short game?
Um, it's not against short game, it's just like, in my life,
like sometimes in the life, I'm too competitive.
Um, and I think what ended up happening was,
I was a kid who was robbed, mugged, brutally beaten,
You guys have heard of a place called Tarpon Springs?
I have no idea what that place is.
I was born and raised in Tarpon Springs, and basically what happened was I got beat up, mugged, robbed, jumped, kids were taking my lunch money.
So now it's just like I want to strike back on all those years of crime and torment that I went through as a young kid.
The only thing in Tarpon Springs are sponges. Who gives a fuck about apple?
Okay, I'm gonna pretend I didn't just hear that, sir.
Again, like, I'm... Sir, that was... You're really overstepping here.
I'm telling you, Toppin Springs is the real fucking deal.
You sit alone at lunch.
Uh, yes.
Yep. It all makes sense.
No further questions, Your Honor.
So, uh...
This weather!
This weather today is crazy!
So when you're gonna become a cadet, you know, what do you want to work with?
Is it drugs or is it traffic or is it just I like to shut down crime?
I like to shut down robberies, drug deals, I'm gonna strike fear into the hearts of the
criminals in this town.
Can you give an example?
Let's say there's a robbery of this clothing store right now and Lane is the criminal.
Um, okay.
Well, what I'll do is I'll swiftly show me an example right now.
Come on.
Oh, an example.
Yep.
Lane is the criminal in there.
He's robbing the clothing store.
What would he do?
He's on the phone with the game board.
Yeah.
Oh, is he?
Oh.
Sir.
I had the same.
I had the same.
You're under arrest, Lane.
What?
What?
Wait, you're under arrest, Lane.
Ben, I'm on the phone, Ben.
Yeah, he's on the phone, man.
Dude, but he told me to do it.
I'm sorry, chief.
You're an asshole!
Oh, yeah.
Bro, you just messed up my rhythm with him, bro.
Oh, sorry, sorry about that.
You messed up my freaking, like, relationship.
Oh, sorry about that.
I'm gonna...
Oh
Wait guys, I'm going to take a nap for 30 seconds. I'm not
Peak immersion
I'm going to be a pro.
you see uh can you can you give me access to DJ Dawkins is connected to that profile
or that uh before police
who is he talking to?
you default
Hmm? Are you talking to me?
Yeah, I'm talking to you. Give me, ask us, the DJ Dawkins' to that report.
It's gonna be 33 Dawkins?
3315.
You don't have access to your FDL report?
Not to your guys.
I can't even share it.
What the hell?
Yeah, yeah.
I just woke up from my nap.
DJ Dawkins, what?
Hey guys, I'm back.
Oh, welcome back.
I just had a quick little nap. How's everybody doing?
How was your nap? Really good.
It was good. What I do to help myself sleep sometimes is I...
Call an FTO because I can't share this
We're I'm gonna go check on the D.C. I'm the DC
Yeah
It's you work the trouble me
yeah are you sir yes come on guys hey I'd like to be taken a little more
serious here I'm trying to be a cop
yeah under your head under your head under your head put your hands up what
would you do what are you doing I hold on no we really don't put it up your
house when you when you have a gun sir and I don't know the muscle movements
yet one moment how do I do it you don't even know the muscle movement okay
How do I put my hands up?
How do I put my hands up?
How do you become a cop if you can't even, you can't even deal with this?
What do you expect to happen on the streets when somebody walks up on you and this is a real gun?
Sorry, one moment. How do I do it? How do I do it?
One moment.
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
There you go.
There you go.
You're dead.
Oh, come on. Put your hands up. There we go. There we go. Sorry. Guys, how am I going
to take you guys to become cops? Seriously. Months, let me tell you. Months. It's dedication.
Oh my god. It's whatever. I have the heart for this though, bro. I'm telling you.
Hmm you have to be doing whatever it takes. Yeah, even that holds your t-shirt. Oh
Okay, I'll get that fixed one moment
To get Tamsin out of the spot
I
Suggest you to okay. Yeah, I want to keep an eye on
Maybe put on a shirt, you know a longer long sleeves shirt
Like all the way down yeah, or something this looks good
I do I look sexy or what better? Yeah, I'm gonna eat drop. I'm gonna eat drop
Oh
No, but until then hold on brother. I can't wait one second one second, but oh, sorry. Sorry am I overstepping?
I just want to eat straw, bro
Guys I feel like I'm getting the cold shoulder in this department guys real ish and that's real
Are you crazy what's wrong with you?
What do you think is gonna happen on the street when you're not paying attention?
Attention, okay true, but I also didn't think my own friggin officer would attack me
You never know what could happen any officer could just go rogue on you one day and just true in a gun it didn't hurt
But last and what are you gonna do when that happens? How do you sit?
How do I sit? How do I sit?
How do I sit? Come on sit on the birds with me. Come on. Oh, you know what?
how about you tell us what what what's the difference between reasonable
suspicion and probable cause go ahead simplest question you can ask somebody
oh you're just gonna sit on the ground what's the difference um sorry ask that
question again what's the difference between reasonable suspicion and
probable cause
oh you're gonna sit like that okay interesting minus one minus one yeah I've
been working on my core
I see that
bro how do I
right
come on just sit down here come on take a seat
You're squatting on a bench.
Oh.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I'm over-simulated.
Guys, I'm over-simulated.
Guys.
OK.
You want some help?
Here.
Here.
Repeat after it.
Do as I do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're sitting on a bench.
You'll get over-simulated.
And I don't know if you could become a...
Just do as I do.
You know, think about sitting on a chair that has the number four on it.
Oh, thank you.
That works. OK, so sorry.
What was your question?
Give me some cop trivia.
So what's the difference between reasonable suspicion and probable thought?
In reasonable suspicion and probable cause, it's really just a matter of evidence.
I think my buddy got a warrant yesterday, is there any way he can confirm that or is
that like not a thing?
No?
Yeah.
What's his name?
Jimmy Daniels.
Sir, I'm the one you report to, let me have a word with you.
me Daniels yeah Jimmy Daniels it doesn't work I'm not snitching it with me I
react thank you for the information I just learned something if you see that so
yeah the difference between probable cause and the other one is just evidence
it's about evidence evidence interesting
get in have some urgency Ben sorry oh I get to run shotgun dude no way seriously
radio okay okay I will not touch it I will not touch your radio is it just
you over the fence did you get out did you get out cool oh i'm stuck i think crap what the hell
is wrong with you get this baby out of the out of the fountain thank you uh sir by the way nice to
meet you i don't know if i properly interest myself i'm a man yes sir a firing officer bend over
The aspiring officer bent over that was supposed to be at the ranger station 20 minutes ago
Oh, I thought I was training to be a cop
We are cops. We are cops
Yeah, but guys be honest like rangers aren't as cool as cops like I want to be in the friggin police
Well, that's true extra
Excuse me, you're correct bent over
Also, sir, I don't want to overstep here cooler, but he's that oh, is that a bug plug on your neck
What
It's a lemon it's a lemon lemon
Sorry
I love the Rangers, but I want to be a cop.
All right.
Well, there's only one way out.
Load them up.
All right.
Loading them up.
Wait, what?
Wait.
I need you also King's location from him before we, before you take him.
Oh, we, Bob, but don't name him.
Oh, you need you also King's location?
Got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I need your location.
Let's call him up.
I
Just want to feel included. Yo, yo, Joe. So what up man? Where you at boy? I did I'm at the apartment
All right. Yo, can you send me a location about to put up on you twin?
You still really didn't happen. Yes. You still to smoke that gas boy
You got weed. Yes
Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station. You got that gas station weed or not
That shit that shit perp twin can make your skin crawl
You got this skin crawler
Yes, you got that purple haze, huh? Yes
Geo, just let me know brahman put up on you twin. I got like two pounds of weed, bro
Two pounds we can smoke weed and play call of duty or something. All right Pablo Escobar. I don't know you was fucking
Yes, you got that new B02. Yes. Yes, five. Yes, bro. Send me your um, oh shit
Why does God grabbing me like that? Yes, and also the gun to the gun. I have that gun for you as well
You got the MP5. Yes the nine millimeter. Not me
Okay, okay. I'm a city location. You'd be like two minutes seven locations when I'll be there. All right, where's he?
I talked to you
Rangers are cool. Well, oh my god, you didn't expect the thing. Yo guys, I think we pulled up and beat it out of them
Almost shoot his ass
No, are y'all like corrupt cops just tell it to me straight up like are y'all correct?
We're not corrupt. We're rangers. That's a crazy accusation, man. No, I'm not. I'm just trying to see the vibes guys
I want to see the vibes
You know that's really strong coming from a guy that looks like he's dressed up the tick tock shop
Fucking wrong with you
How about you talk when you find your way out of the fountain
I'm sorry
Here you know
hey you got going on I'm gonna push you into the fuck I'm texting geo texting
geo ask for that here are they doing touch me I texted I texted geo I
I'm gonna kill you you want me to know what I said I'll tell you what I said to him ready. Yeah, what'd you say I?
I said I said and I quote send Addie twin now on phonem grave slime with an exclamation mark
That's what I said any of that means fuck are you saying the hell is that he responded?
Hold on twiz my second baby mama want child support. She don't know I'm a deadbeat dad
That's what he just said. He don't have any babies
I
Yeah, he's Japanese. I'm Chinese. That's what he said. I don't think dude. I think Geo's on to me
I think he's not his name. I thought it was Miyagi
Dude we should just back up from this friggin falcon. Yeah, come on. Let's make our way outside. It's Mikey I
Want to be the very best like no one ever was
and Mr. Miyagi got to get Gio
Oh he did say he was at the apartments actually I probably should have said that
he hasn't got the address though
what's up what's up
I can't see anything I'm just texting this
this is old information that Ben decided to tell me like five minutes after the fact
yes he said he's at the apartments this guy doesn't lie to me though
Oh, yeah, it's technically easy, isn't it?
I suppose so.
We got an operation going on, and I'm hoping it's off with a game war.
Oh, he's right there.
Oh, yeah? One second, sir, I'm on the phone.
Oh, yeah, here you go.
What the fuck's my fault?
I'm gonna check this out.
It's the outfit!
What's happening?
What's going on with that car? My God!
Oh my god, what are you paying us for?
Who's going towards the door?
Hey chief, I lost my vest in the fountain.
Oh you should find a new one.
I'm looking for one with you.
Why are you such a fuck up?
or maybe maybe it's just a sign
it's just a sign
a sign of what?
did you ever make it?
hey guys is it cool if I sing?
I like to sing sometimes, okay?
yeah, what do you want?
Dawkins, the vest is
I'm in love with the shampoo of you
not a punishment
with the shampoo of like a
magnet
the vest says hey
I can fuck some shit up
and not get fired
when you don't have the vest
and you fuck some shit up
you can be fired
So unless you're absolutely positively ready to not fuck anything up, go ahead
Sir, I will not fuck anything up. I swear
What would you define as a fuck up?
Like making the wrong turn hit it hit it
He's actually here. Yeah, he's here. He's inside
Oh my god, let's get this ass.
He actually might be around back.
But officer, should I feel bad about like making Geo think we're friends?
His girl just...
His girl just threw his phone out the window.
Guys, this feels bad.
Oh god!
You like to do a little bit of carry out behind real men?
Yeah, hold on, we gotta bust them, we gotta bust them.
Shhh!
Stop walking in front of my car, you moron.
This is where food comes in.
Stop! What?
Walk in in front of my car.
I swear you're doing it!
Don't stop!
Don't stop!
Give me a minute, kids.
I'm gonna be just waiting.
I'm gonna see what floor he lives on.
Wait at the elevators?
I'm gonna see what floor he lives on.
Damn, you got an iPad?
Text him and ask him.
Bro, can I get one of those iPads?
Okay, I'll text him.
Yeah, text him and be like, hey, what floor are you?
for you holy fuck yes for properties
you shit
officer I feel bad about this because he thinks we're friends
he's not your friend brother
okay he's coming he's coming
somebody's coming
Yo, what are you at? What's up, please? Hey, that is no bro. I got a question. Listen, I'm upstairs right now, bro
Hey, you know anything about the whole PD being outside the apartment's twin
No, no, what do you know the PD's outside the apartment?
You you don't know nothing about that twin
No, man, I got my weed in my right hand and my uh...
You're standing right next to Lane.
You're standing right next to the guy I gave you the phone number of.
How do you... how do you know that?
So I got eyes everywhere and when I see you, you're dead.
Oh, we got a problem, Lane!
I don't know how, but Geo knows. He knows we're here and he saw us in the lobby together.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hey, who is that?
You a laughing what's going on?
You know for me you know for me
Okay
Who knows how do you know? How did he know?
There's a bunch of people coming out right now a bunch of his crews coming out J
Freeman just came out heard him on the phone with him
yeah we're gonna need like a lot of rainfall who's taking a picture hey put
that phone down put that phone down what you gonna do about it oh no oh no oh
no no no and this is for a signal
I
What are we gonna do what are we gonna do chief
We're waiting right now. I'm gonna call him. He knows cats out of the bag. Yeah, he knows
Do we should be more backup? There's a lot. I think this guy's connected all the way to the top
So what's going on? Hey, buddy? What's your partner? You got four of them?
Or
Or
This chief has so much. Yeah, keep your eyes on
I'm coming to get you. I'm coming to get you. You got an arrest warrant, brother.
A floor. Charges.
The charges. Yo, Tinker. Yeah. You guys raiding some of your camp in the apartment, man.
Uh, camp in the apartment for you, man. You better go before we arrest you.
I'll holler you out of my head. We'll give you a hand start. Oh, Ben? Yeah, you saw him too.
I'm sorry, Gio, it's not supposed to be like this.
Gio, I'm just trying to work up to the top, man.
Gio, you gotta understand, you sent him to me.
This is your doing.
You literally did this.
You sent somebody directly to me.
You sent him to me.
You did this, Gio.
You did it.
Probably.
You get this Gio. You did it. Okay. I'm here. Where you at? Where you at? Drop the location.
Drop the location. Gio, just make this easy. You're outnumbered.
What floor? Make it easy. What floor?
Make a floor. Come on. Gio, just make this easy, Gio. We don't want to do violence.
Stand on business, Gio. Hell yeah. Ten toes down, like a ballerina.
We're in the present right now, brother. What floor you on? You got four apartments registered to you. I'll break in every single one of them. I know you're here. Thank you, Laura. Appreciate it.
So you can come out, face the consequences or, you know, I can start the symphony. We can make this easy, bro. Make this easy, GL.
Tell me where you at. Where you at?
I'm coming down, I'm coming down.
You coming down, okay.
Alright, right, right, right, alright, come on, down to the lobby.
Alright.
Geo's gonna be coming up to the lobby right now.
You're doing great, but you're doing really good, Chase.
Sir, your authority, like, is actually so cool to see, sir.
It's a different fat dude, that's not him, Colt, that's not him.
It's just a different fat dude.
Fat dude, get the fuck out of here, man!
Oh my bad, where's a different car?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, he's in there right there on the left, he's on the left.
Yeah, yeah, in there on the left, there you go.
Are we waiting for Lane?
I'm Lane.
Oh, no, sorry.
My bad.
My bad.
Tom Twister, are we waiting for Gio?
Yeah.
Something about this feels wrong.
I know he's a criminal and all but he really did want to smoke weed with me
Who's that? We should probably question anybody that comes out. He's probably gonna come out with the disguise
I'm gonna ask him. What's up, sir?
Hello, sir wait up wait up, sir
What's your name?
Talk again
Okay, you're good you're good
No, that guy's legit that guy's about this like man, what's your answer?
Geo hands up about this like man, well you'll pull a knife out Geo, you'll pull a knife
out?
I'm not gonna pull a knife out.
I'm prepared for the occasion.
Geo, Geo.
Just make it easy, Geo, make it easy Geo.
Can I just sample my boy before I go to jail?
Dat me up?
Of course bro.
Dat me up Sean.
Yeah of course, of course.
Listen it ain't your fault man, it ain't your fault bro, everything, everything's cool.
I don't use it!
No!
Go for cost!
I don't use it!
I don't use it!
Get out of the line!
Fuck you, Galway!
God damn it, you got away!
No, no, no, my car's away!
Get in!
God damn it, we got a runner.
We got a runner, Lane!
We got a runner, Lane!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Hurry!
We got a runner, Lane! God damn it!
I knew that would happen!
Should have cupped his ass right there!
You should have, you should have beat his ass!
Lane, he bit Slavie! Why does nobody respect me in this town?
You're with us, Pete. You got the army on your side.
Oh my god, okay. Oh man, you almost just murdered her.
Fuck that lady.
So how long ago was this Geo guy? Is he like a hardcore criminal?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Geo's a murderer.
Geo's a murderer, people?
Mm-hmm.
So do we have like how does this work? Do you have a tracker on this car? No, I can I see I will that's a great idea
Hold on stand by stand by stand by holy aura. Wait you can track his car. That's badass Lane
I couldn't pull out in time. Oh good. That's what she said. It's like it's like it's like all right. Sorry
Continued he said that
No, that's what he said. No, not cheap. Oh, no, that's all. No, I don't get paid
No, that's what he said
The horror what sorry
Are you excited?
I'm kidding
Let's look at the camera and jump into that scene
Chad, I didn't get paid, shut up!
All the integrity tunnels disregard continuing
Exiting to Elgin, crossing over Elgin
Eastbound back onto the freeway
God this guy is so much oral, Chad
This guy is so much oral
Put your seatbelt on, man
Yep, yep, yes sir
Seatbelt engaged
Dude, you can go 120 miles in these fucking cruisers?
My god
You're a lot farther than that.
What, is that him right up there?
Yes, him and the SUV.
Oh no, he just broke our ankles.
Laying over it, to be honest, that was kind of cool.
The red car was in the way.
I know, but Layne, you got it over.
Okay, Layne, you're losing a little bit of aura, but it's okay.
Listen, buddy, listen.
If I let you drive this car, you wouldn't even be near the pursuit.
I'm telling you right now.
Sorry, sir, sorry.
Ah, sorry.
Wait, you what you drink you drink you drink on the job, sir
Of course I drink on the job
What do you need sir? That's not professional
I don't tell anybody
Well, it's like a secret. No, no, what are okay? What do you drink though? What's your drink of choice my sir?
Well, that's a room
Straight room like no make like brown brown is good. Oh, I do like brown. I do like brown
So you drive better when you drink, officer?
Of course!
More limber, too, so if you get ejected, you know you don't die.
Taking notes, as you know, I'm like, you know you're private here, or I want to be private.
Taking notes, sir.
Bad news.
Crazy advice.
So Ben, you were supposed to join the Ranger department, and you came to mine instead?
Yeah, I just grabbed a truck.
That tracks.
We're better.
gravitate towards you I like your sense of authority
Yeah, you're very like sir don't take this the wrong way, but you're very masculine and it really like I don't know
I know I want to take that the wrong way
You know what I mean like I know we're on a chase right now, but I really I just respect you a lot, sir
Also, Geo's pretty good at driving how we not caught him yet, sir not to overstep
What do you mean? I feel like we should have caught him by now. He said he has
nothing left for him. Oh, that's about the time she left your ass. Oh, he's
woman left here oh my girl left me and I'm a deputy dead I feel I don't have
you about this officer Lane what do you mean like have no sympathy for him
this guy's music after this girl lost his son we deserved it he's a shitbag okay
yes sir fame yes God
He is a cop killing gang banging shitbag.
Okay, yes.
You have no sympathy for this guy.
Yes, sir.
Now, like, what's the craziest thing you've ever seen in the police department?
In what context?
Like, what's one day of work where you were like, holy hell, what just happened?
I had a six hour chase.
Six hours?
Six hours?
I appreciate somebody for six full hours non-stop. They swap cars over 30 times. Oh
My god, oh it looks like he's stuck here. Yeah, he's down
Wait, what is that Lane?
GPS tracking oh
Sorry did not mean to
go ahead drive wait let's see let's see what you got go ahead you really want me to drive okay yeah go ahead
sorry i don't want to crash your vehicle
Oh my god, I'm doing it. I'm driving
I'm sorry Lane, I'm sorry.
Geo make this easy, Geo make it easy, come down.
Don't do it bro my wife left me. I lost all my money in the casino. I got nothing don't do it, bro. Don't do it
You ruined my life
Your money away you made me go to the casino with your beauty make you cheat on those
I didn't cheat. I just had I just
Let me
Geo just stop the madness please!
Where'd he go?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me help him out, let me help him out.
Oh, what's he doing?
He burnt it.
Geo, listen, I'm sorry to hear about your wife.
No, Geo.
Geo, stop!
Geo, stop!
She left me.
I like it.
I'm going to go and get her that way.
He's going to a boat.
Geo, stop the madness, bro.
Free. Come on, Geo, stop the madness.
Look. Go, go, go.
Go, man, go!
Geo, stop!
Geo, stop!
Come on!
Gio don't go to the boat don't do it bro Gio please bro just stop man you
lived a bad life all right wait who the fuck who's the
That's my rod, bitch, son of a...
No, he got away. He got...
Negative.
He had to get away! You have room! What the fuck? He had to get away!
They're leaving east out of the dogs.
They took the tracker off the car.
They know how to take trackers off the car these guys are like advanced it's it's magnetic
They just pull it off
Officer Lane, I'm sorry
Look look right here look
I thought I could thought I could get all good
Dude he had a fucking getaway driver this guy's definitely connected to shit bro
Oh shit, that's what I've been saying. I've been saying that the whole time.
Who's like, you thought I was mine?
No, sorry. Who's like the most...
Who's the top shotta here? Who's the top shotta in this city?
Like, do y'all have a most wanted...
Shotta?
Like, do y'all have a most wanted criminal right now?
Oh, we did, but he got caught. Yeah, this guy's probably one of the top ones.
Wait, really?
Y'all ever heard of a guy named El Hefe?
Yeah, I have I arrested him or I heard that guy has a big penis. I don't know
What's we're gonna be I'll call the guy
Are you ready chase okay, okay, you sound the chase on work
Gotcha, okay. Yeah, you sound my mo fucker
that all fucking hurt sorry dude also I feel like we didn't catch him cuz I
blocked you on the ladder I didn't mean I'm sorry yeah had to do it it had to
be done you got any like bandages or anything a little bit of whiskey oh you
You really do drink on the job. God damn, sir!
The soggy sound it is makes you feel better.
And you said you drive better when you're drunk?
I guess we gotta swim over and come into your car, cuz ain't nobody can do that.
Yeah.
Ow! Oh, shit!
Switch to LFA.
Chad, is that allowed to play two characters on the same server?
Also, Chad, who's Mr. K?
Y'all know Mr. K?
Guys, wait up!
I'm out of strong slimmer!
Okay, let it in scary, I thought he might get out, I guess I might have to actually kill
someone.
Wait, wait, wait, sir, sir, what type of cop, what type of, sir, he's, he's dead, sir,
oh, sir, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
I think you killed him
The court the court the court the court deems that local lives don't matter. I just fucked my sling jimbo
God damn
I
Don't feel I've never used it though. Okay. Give it to me. Oh, no, we got a ride
Oh
Who is that?
Oh
It looks like
Oh, it looks like I gotta get in the trunk
I gotta get in the trunk
I'm in the trunk
Hey guys, what's your guys's name?
with you in the trunk.
There's a trunk if they're not!
I think it'd be Stan if I-
Let's go get the car, bring it back.
Alright, where's the car at?
Uh, where's the car?
Where's the green bridge?
My name's Ben! I'm trying to become an officer one day.
So you're just becoming a snitch?
Well, essentially, yeah.
I-
I think that's the method that's what I've heard through the grapevine like just snitch it till you make it
You stuck that holy
Where's the car?
To the round
To the round
What the heck does that mean?
Stop that, yo!
Yeah, that's what I do
Make a YouTube
And then go to correct the ladies
It's gonna be right in front of us
Alright, hopefully
Y'all ever heard of a man by the name of Al Hefe?
Al Hefe? Who the fuck is Al Hefe?
Wait, actually I know what Al Hefe
I've seen it in freakin' Bay
freaking back
oh i don't think it's this wait as the mayor can i get a gun
because uh i don't know what that is
oh my god jesus christ psychopaths
it was a technical deployment oh there you go guys
you motherfucker there you go parking parking you psycho
park it how am i this psycho you screaming lunatic
We just picked up the kill, I'm almost wasting my teeth.
Alright guys.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, those guys were weird as fuck.
I'm gonna keep it a beam, bro.
Like, I don't-
You don't like the radio?
Yeah, dude, I'm trying to be a cop, bro.
I don't know what the hell they got going on in the, um,
I don't know, Ranger department, but I'm trying to stay away from that.
Yeah, they're uh, they're different for sure.
What's your name, sir?
Jack O'Connor.
Jack O, nice to meet you.
Can I share my number to you?
Yeah, of course you can.
Let me, uh, tell you blue to fall in here.
Oh god, Geo just called me one minute ago.
Hold up.
There you go.
Where's your car at?
Uh, apparently in the pursuit.
Oh, they lost him, so we're gonna go after Siglo now in a new location.
Yeah, let me talk to him.
Geo, call me one minute ago. I'm calling him back.
Yo, Geo, what up, man?
Ben.
You got away, Geo. I see how to get away driving on everything.
Geo?
Can you hear me, Ben?
Yeah. Geo, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can't hear you. Can you hear me?
Yes.
Yeah, I gotta give a new uh...
Do you have anything okay?
I'm not sure if there one going down on the whole thing.
I just got a question.
Yes, yo, what is your question, man?
What the fuck was that, man?
Say again?
Um, what the fuck was that?
I...
Oh my lord.
I'm trying to become an officer and I saw you as an opportunity to work up the night.
I'm your fucking stepping stone? You think I'm some sort of fucking stepping stone for
you. Look, why don't you just climb the ranks like a normal officer? Fuck your boss. Maybe
do it like any other person in a normal job. Piss up to the boss. Do extra favors for him.
Maybe suck his dick a little bit. Why you gotta snitch me out? Why you gotta snitch
me? Look, bro, if it's war you want, like dude, I got numbers, bro. You're never gonna
and this will submit to the officers or you will you will be submitted to you have no other option
you're a criminal in my city in a couple weeks i'm gonna become a cop so don't fuck around
you listen to me i don't give a fuck about you i'm gonna get my boy coach i'm gonna get my boy
siglo and we're gonna catch your fucking head off how about that wait wait wait i'm not this
Coaches, last name. What's his last name?
What did you like to know, huh?
Coaches...
No, no, you're gonna build a case. I shouldn't even say their name.
Coach Dooley? Coach Dooley?
Fuck! I know Coach Dooley.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
Coach... No, no.
Well, I know a lot about Coach Dooley. Actually, we're the exact apartment he stays in.
Hey, look, man, I gotta go. We're actually hunting you right now, so I'll see you, bro.
I'll see you first.
God, he hung up. God, whoever hangs up first always has more aura. Fuck!
Excuse me, where did, where did Lane go? You guys seen Lane?
I don't think he saw him get there.
Yeah, he's over here in the bed.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I jumped like 600 feet off a bridge after Geo.
Oh, okay, so you didn't jump off the bridge. No, no, I just got more information from geops. Oh, yeah
Well, he said he's gonna team up with coach Dooley to kill me
Yeah, well, I'm not too worried about that
No, just too fat even shoot a gun. So we have we have bitch
We have two options. We can continue this geo thing, but he got away, right?
So I'll let it cool down for a minute
But we do have a location from South Florida Lewis that Siglo, who has an arrest warrant,
is currently at the WooChain building getting set up by Peanut to be arrested.
Yeah, what do you mean, stop?
He just told me that on the phone right now.
Siglo, you remember Siglo Colt?
Fine, I'll shoot Siglo.
I really, I really like Siglo and Granny.
Ranger Siglo.
I'll reshoot him.
Rangers, don't say that.
He was a Ranger, yeah.
Wait, you guys, wait, when was Siglo a fucking Ranger?
I don't know, Friday or Saturday night.
What the hell?
Who's that?
Hey, K! What's up, K?
I'm Sugar?
Sugar?
Sugar.
You got Sugar to hang out with?
Make a bitch back, make a bitch back!
Hey, you know this?
How you doing your little cripple?
Hey, K, this is Ben right here.
Ben? Hey, what's up, man?
Ben's trying to get caught, man.
That's Ben Dover, literally his name.
Little he's named really you know, yes, my last name is Dover nice to meet you mr. Mr. K
Yeah, this is a pleasure. Mr. Kaboom
Mr. K. Mr. K
What's your name on the floor man?
You know won't be called right out there motherfuckers can't drive though hitting trees running off fucking cliffs you name it
Yeah, it looks like you just got a clean shape today man. You're looking good
take notes man be a nice person who's uh who's where you and you in charge of
him think uh no no no he's really all the time turn him in
that was a good one yeah do every opposite of what he does you'll be good
man hey don't listen to K man he's just max I'm not in a changaloo
until next nice to see you though
what are you doing K?
I can't tell you
so who's mr. K? is he like a top guy?
that's mr. K right there
is he like a top guy?
I mean he's been there doesn't know coach business oriented lately a lot not a lot of criminal
lab not a lot of criminal space to it just business oriented okay oh question when do
I start getting paid. Oh, that's the cool thing. You don't
Mountain tell you hi
See this is pro bono this this is like a test right this test
So right now i'm kind of getting paid and like experience kind of thing. Yeah on the job training
All right innocent, uh, auto exotic we're good to move ready
Dude, what the fuck man?
Working for nothing. Let's do it
So are we still after Tio?
No, we're after a guy named Siglil right now.
Siglil?
He's here.
Yeah, this one's crazy.
He's got a warrant.
Oh, do you have a bandage?
Uh, I'd like to have at least one.
Um.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
8
6
6
6
6
6
6
6
6
6
6
6
6
6
Let's go
Sons out guns out boys
Let's go fucking mask
I'm with the wrong way fuck I lost these guys
Where the fuck did they go?
So where did they go?
I lost him.
I go to the bottom.
Lacey's ready?
Okay, Chad, I'm kind of in the middle of something, I don't know how I can, like, get
him.
Yo, I'm on the top floor, coming down.
All right clicking it doesn't work
What just get in here with me give me
Guys, how do you want me to get Lacey in right now? How do you want me to get him here? Oh?
By the way, my other recruit is ready
in my music
fucking useless bro what the fuck man what are you talking about they went down the elevator
as we went up the elevator why did everybody why did everybody go up the elevator why didn't
some of y'all go up the stairs why would they oh no no no y'all stay dammit this building
sucks yo
Yo!
Ch- how do you take the mask off?
Go go go go-
How do you take it off, Ch- how?
Does anyone in the chat- No? You guys just chat-
F1?
I'm hot everybody
So what the fuck happened? He got away?
Well, we're chasing him
Guys, how does everybody get away?
What kind of inefficient?
Hang in there, we're just trying to cool.
Oh, no!
Fucking move.
That woman's gotta be dead, sir!
Did they shoot at you and get back in the car?
Yeah, we're right behind you.
Get your gun ready.
Yeah, it's ready.
I've been ducked down duck duck okay okay yep get done chatty duck how do you duck how do you duck
where's it how do you duck how do you duck what the fuck is up with these cars damn they suck
X the duck
Wait, are we gonna be doing shooting here? Yes. Yes
Guys, I don't have a I don't have a piece though guys. I'm a piece man. Yes, okay, sorry
You don't trust me with a switch
Hello. Hey, Sigglo fucking shooting at us right now. We gotta go. We're chasing it. Yeah, we're engaging.
City looks nice tonight, guys.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going I'm not gonna lie. We might have to change seats here
Yeah, do you want me to keep ducking? Yeah, I don't accidentally hit you
We're changing this guy. Is that a chopper in the sky? Yeah, yeah, that's the one. Yes. Wow, bro,
we got a whole freaking chopper. Alright, engage him. Oh, the pillar's in the way. I need you to shoot him,
one brother
im here im here
go go go go go
im here
im here
im here
im good actually
I'm going under stay on engine and watch make sure they don't circle back
They're going UD
What is UD?
Underground
Hey, that's under the mission
Open fire
All right, is this out? I'm gonna need to swap some to get it out.
Yeah, I can't swap to the backseat, bro.
I'm talking to the big one.
Yeah, you can swap to the backseat.
How do I swap with my muscle?
Should I?
Should I?
C3?
We'll see.
C4.
Still continuing.
Is there a helicopter at?
All right north on door says he got long ass on him.
Hoorze, I'm in the back! I feel like Mick Levin!
I'm coming down now, we're trying to come straight here.
Sorry, sorry guys.
I'm on BCB, I don't see him.
I don't see him, I lost him. BCB around doors.
I am Mick Levin.
Please, not him.
You'd also, man, if you have trouble hitting your shots, you can just pass me that pistol.
No, you're just big egg was in the way, that's all.
Okay, it's average size.
That's what she said!
Okay, sorry, now you guys get focused.
Sorry.
That one was a layup.
Guys, dude, I don't want to be the, like, negative Nancy here, but did we lose him?
Yes, we lost him yes
Yeah, we kind of suck you kind of suck
Guys I feel like
Not to address the 900 pound elephant in the room here, but I think we're over to on
Bagging instead of a brother. We're like over 30 every day
Wait, you guys you guys never actually catch anyone. We don't get shit
Why? Like why do you think so?
Our cars!
Too slow? The cars will do slow?
Why don't you talk to the higher-ups and get a better car?
We all love the fucking higher-ups!
Guys, it's time to wake up and smell the coffee. We gotta start catching people's asses.
three deep in this car that's a lot of weight in this car guys i'm gonna be
honest this sounds like i don't want to be overstepping let me know but seven
sounds like cope cope cope zachor like we need to be better at catching guys
we're over two this is why you give my ass a gun and let me go crazy in here
hey hey ten free
They're wearing white
Yeah, one's gonna black mask. I believe I
Can't remember if he was in the front seat of the rear seat, but once got full face. So
There can you check Grove Street?
Dare I say new driver
I'll put let's try
You know what? Come on, Ben. Get up here.
Ah, yeah. No problem.
Hey, go ahead, Ben. Drive. Go ahead.
Now look where you've gone, Ben.
Go ahead.
All right. We got 10-4 on this location. 10-4.
Head towards Grove Street.
I don't...
Can you get a hatchback or a suban?
Can you get a pen?
Doing good, doing great.
Ow!
I
Was first week now
Can I get a ping on the suspect?
Grab on the road
Requesting ping sir, we're walking on it
guys I think there's a good donut chop around here and you guys got bean
machine yet
stay in the lane man guys we're not catching this guy let's wake up and
smell them oh my god this is the end of your performance review sir are you
You see that? You see it?
We lost him. We realized collectively that we're all like two, three deep in our cars
and our cars perform very poorly. And there's that much weight in them. So we just couldn't
keep up with their car.
What you read you didn't fuss.
So, we're looking for them.
Last scene on the west side of the stage.
I just couldn't catch up to them.
We had air one, but air one was refueling, so it's unfortunate.
Oh, oh, where am I?
We did.
Jeffersman was on that, so why are they chasing?
But there was like four people with him.
I think I...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We had people downstairs ready to go.
We went up the elevator.
building tonight they got piss my pants
but it's not even like a normal where you take the floor and you just push
right up you get in the door the elevator pull you up and then on top of
that it only takes you to floor six so we had to get out and go up two flights
of stairs got up there cleared it and then got word he was at the bottom fuck
Fuck off you smelly bastard.
You know me?
Alright, kill my big man.
No, I got, uh...
Let's get you in there.
Here you go, Cladsey.
Bro, I'm like...
One Muppet.
I'm missing fucking events
No, apparently anyone can't know said if anyone goes in the box anyone can access it
No, I just I know it's it's only you that went back there, so I don't know how I'm hoping to wouldn't grab it for a wall or something
You know I mean like that's my only hope
Be able to grab you exactly
2,500 a piece
Yeah
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
I
Oh
You're right, mate
Shots up in my fucking ear. Are you alright?
Oh, buddy, see the doctor right there.
I don't know how to do the immersion thing.
Your mic is obnoxious in the game, but I'm not even yelling, I'm not even, I'm in between
yelling whisper is it really all you need to do for immersion is just shut up
but I feel like that's just boring if no one talks I'm blind what is
happening
Guys if I should switch to L half-a, should I switch to L half-a? Yeah, bro these cops are chuds bro. How do I switch? How do I switch?
How do I switch?
Let's go to El Hafe and let's meet up with Lacey and Rob.
Let's be criminals for Jack Copts or like.
it's fun but like I mean it's kind like it's a little chuddy it's a little
chuddy I like breaking them all that's what GTA is about the Rangers bro the
The Rangers are just the cops, but they're even more cocky.
Connect.
Ron is ranking shit.
What do you mean?
Is Lacey ready though? Like is Lacey in the world?
Why?
Wait, Lacey's gonna be a cop?
Probably gonna be an officer.
Jake's he's getting on a different server?
No, that's not what I said.
Why did somebody just lie to him?
Bro, tell Lacey to be a criminal.
Let me call him, let me call him, let me call him, let me call him.
How about some good I have a seizure?
What am I looking at right now?
Hi, guys.
Yo!
Yo!
No way!
What's up?
Yo, what should I make?
Make a criminal, bro.
Or just be like a normal guy.
Because I actually, I was trying to be a cop while you were not on.
And dude, I couldn't, I wasn't, I didn't make the cut.
So I actually am kind of a criminal.
I'm known and I have some friends that we can link up with.
What do you mean you're like what kind of criminal like you like I just I'm a real
ass crit bro like don't overthink it just be yourself bro okay you could be a
thug yes you could be a thug I mean I don't think Chad drive a piece on this
character I didn't know bro I'm like a noob in RP
but we'll meet up like we'll meet up I'll meet up at the apartment or
something okay yeah okay I'll see you see you all right let's go that's a
loading up loading up bro call Ron chat what like guys what do you mean call Ron
I think Ron's doing something right now guys I'm not gonna like force Ron to
like stop doing what he's doing like whenever Ron wants to play he'll just
call me or whatever like chat relax like I'm not I'm not gonna just like
Spam call them and like force him out of whatever he's doing
He's ranking stuff, okay, yeah, so we know when he gets on RP
Jump switching to L have faith
Force him I'm not I'm not gonna force any streamer to do anything
That's not like what I do bro. I just chill
So, it's the last time you guys shit yourself.
I gotta pull this up over here and then there we go.
Oh my god.
Ella have said the goat my god been nine days for realsies
The goat is back, bro
Now what did I leave off with let me see I
I got food, bullets, armor.
Yo, yo, what up, Lef?
Hey, what's your guy's names, man?
My name's J.
J?
Yeah, J, just a Lef.
And then what's your name on the left here with the beard?
I'm Robert. What's your name?
Um, my name is Al Hafe.
I'm the realest motherfucker you'll ever meet.
me oh yeah so wait are you you from the man them are you from like did you
fly in from London all right all right all right work bro hey well just make
Make sure you guys check in. Make sure you guys check in.
Are you near Rondero?
No, like, check in with me.
Oh, should you run this?
Yeah, let me give you all my number, bro.
one moment I have cte one moment
That's the right in my group work my government news Jordan militant anyone. All right go by Jay
It joins an assistance or is the CT just taking him big time
All right, it says citizen. Oh Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan. Yeah, Jordan. Yeah, that's me Jordan burger. All right. All right word
Nice to meet y'all boys, man nice to meet you
I'm gonna call my people I'm gonna call my people
No, Coach, he's not
I'm sorry, hold on one second, okay, how's this sound, Granny?
This has a little better. Maybe just you know talk like a normal person instead of some crazy child
Okay, granny. How do you think?
I've been good. How you bet? I've been good. What's you up to today, granny? You know thug shit all the time
What's you got planned for tonight you doing anything crazy I
Really can't call it. I mean everything I do is very spontaneous Nick
All right, well granny you just let me know if you ever need like if you ever want to catch up what you got playing
The two of my oh bad internet bad internet
Granny can you hear me granny granny
I don't think we are.
Did I get banned?
Did I get banned?
what? What? What? Oh, no, I lagged out, Server Crash. You metagames, bro, when did I chat?
Name one time where I medigate.
Name one time.
Is that Russian?
Why is there Russian text on my?
Hi, guys!
It's in Russian.
What the fuck?
What?
Did I get banned?
Oh!
Oh, no, I can't get bad. No, no, no. Come on. I love RP. Please. Come on. I love RP,
bro. I can't get banned, bro. Oh my god. No, I think I'm good. I think I'm good. Chad
is Lacey in the world. Guys, where's Lacey at? Where's Lacey at? I could probably spawn
on it. I can pick my spawn point. Jinxie's bunghole with the five gifted. Oh he also
crashed. Oh the server crashed like everyone. Jinxie's bunghole, thank you for the five
gift to the police. Oh, the server's like the whole server crashed.
Fast.
Oh, chat. Maybe the server's getting DDoS or maybe it's just
crashing.
I'm going to call Lacey in Discord.
I'm going to call Lacey in Discord, bro.
Jack with the 20 gifts himself.
Shake your own WJACK in the chat.
Jack, take over the 20 gifts, baby.
Tell him called him. Oh
Yo, Lacey, what about boy? What's up, bro? Did your server crash? Oh, yeah, but I'm loading back in right now
For realsies did you actually load back in? Oh, well, it's like loading. I
Think the servers are crashed bro for real. Wait, what do you mean?
Like I think it
You're in the game. Oh, you're in the game. Okay, cool. I'm gonna come in there
But I didn't get to change my character I'm coming now. Okay. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna make my name a little late. No, no, dude, do some thugged out gangster shit,
bro. Okay, some thugged out gangster shit like what?
Like I don't know. Like maybe you could name yourself. My name is L half a bro. It's your
life. Do whatever you want. But my name is L half a aka myself, Nicholas Stewart.
I named myself that.
What if you name yourself?
Dude, is there a way to get a wheelchair in this game?
Chat? Imagine?
Yes, they said they said they said they give you a wheelchair.
Dude, you should wheel around.
That would be so I'm going to.
I'm going to the community wheelchair.
Little wheelies pretty good.
Little wheelie.
Yes, or like.
God, I don't know.
How about El Dorado?
Oh, someone said El Dorito.
El Dorito.
Yo, what kind of gang are we in, bro?
Sir eats a lot.
I'm just reading the chat here.
El Porky.
Oh, Sampic.
I'm going to make my name.
I'm going to make my name.
I'm going to make my name.
Oh.
I know what to make my name.
I'm going to make my name.
Are you ready for this?
I think I'm gonna make my name I don't want to make my name Iabard thong
El Cinco Professor X Lil wheels dude, I don't know man, but you should wheel around you should wheel around
Yeah, they said they could give me a wheelchair.
Yes, bro.
I want my gang.
My gang nickname is going to be wheels.
It's going to be wheels.
You can just call me wheels.
Oh, it's going to make a gang.
Oh, we're going to make a gang.
Son.
Yo, bro, I'm already like, I'm in like a bunch of shit.
Like I'm a dude.
I don't know.
I mean, you're not about that real thug like them.
Like I'm in a gang already kind of with Coach Dildy.
I'm one of his disciples.
Bro, that's a good choice you just.
You wanna kill Coach Dooli, bro?
Yes.
Coach Dooli saved my life, bro.
Like that guy's probably the one guy
I would've never fucked with, to be honest.
Fuck you, I don't need a full name.
My name's just gonna be Wheels.
Fuck your name.
Hi guys, it just says hold tight, connecting.
It just says hold tight endlessly, bro you actually got in like are you in the bar right
now where you do the character selection?
Yeah I'm in the bar creating my character.
And I'm about to make him look just like me.
I should have just said hold tight.
Are you tight?
I would consider like using it.
It's a weird question like yeah I probably am tight.
I wouldn't know because I've never.
That's not probably, you definitely are.
Have you ever tried to shove anything up your ass or no?
Okay, yes, I'm tight, like, it's weird if I say that I'm tight, but like, yeah, I'm
probably tight, I wouldn't know, but I'm assuming I'm tight.
The most I ever put up there is probably Cheetos.
You put a Cheeto up your ass?
Yes, this is the old-
Your life, you've never tried to put a finger up your ass.
I put luffas up my ass in the shower. You ever do the finagal method where you like sort of finagal it in there
No, what is a finagal?
It's just another way of financing it, but I put stuff up my ass like I put Cheetos up my ass luffa
Not a finger. I have put my finger up and smelled it before
I do that all the time. That's just normal dude Lacey. Um, what are your farts smell like bro?
I feel like you have dude
With all due respect, I thought you had some crazy farts, bro.
Well, bro, recently my farts have been really bad, but that's because I can't eat salad anymore.
Yeah, so like...
Wait, what do you mean you can't eat salad? Wait, what? What does that mean?
I can't... There's a parasite going around so I can't eat salad.
Uh, okay. What is the parasite exactly?
There's like a parasite in lettuce. So if you eat salad, you get like really sick.
Yo, bro, this is dead at like, I'm gonna be honest, Lacey, wake up and smell the coffee.
That's the fattest shit I've ever heard in my life.
You haven't heard about it.
There's not a s- yo, just eat the damn salad, bro.
No, there's a real thing!
Wait, they're saying it's true.
Wait, it's-
Yes, it's a real thing!
Whoa, I thought you were fucking around.
No, you actually cannot eat salad right now.
There's like a parasite that gives you explosive diarrhea.
What?
Wait, oh my god, there's like a whole tweet here.
Someone has an article, APC News.
Yes, it's real.
More than 11,500 cases of cyclospusososis.
Cases reported in 41 states.
What the fuck?
Hold you.
Dude, I'm gonna be out like chat.
I know this might be hard to believe,
but I've never eaten a salad ever in my entire life.
So I have nothing to worry about.
You've never eaten a salad.
Walla, I've never eaten a salad.
No, I've never eaten a salad.
Yeah, you're not missing out on much, I'm gonna be honest.
It just looks like Jack, here's the thing.
If something doesn't look good or smell good,
I'm never gonna eat it, guys, like on some real-ish.
If something doesn't look good or smell good,
why the hell would I eat it?
Yo, why do I have a fucking, like,
like why is there a shirt showing through my jacket?
Bro, listen, I'm telling you,
the two worst things about RP is you can't just steal a car.
You literally can't just walk up and steal a car.
You have to get a fucking lock pick.
And then when you do the lockpick,
you have to play OSU Extreme Difficulty
to fucking get into the car.
And then the other thing is like half of the shirts glitch.
So like for every shirt,
you have to have some type of arm combination.
It's so fucked.
For what?
It's like I'm glitching through my jacket,
but I'm about to put some swaggy shit on.
Hey, where are you?
So where we, so where we, so where we,
so where we land in that?
So where we land in that?
No
Jesus give any rage
Yeah, I'm telling you about the two worst things about RP is you need a flock pick to steal a random person's car
Like why the fuck which are you kids you can't jack a car?
You need to get a lock pick then you have to jack a car
But then you have to perfectly time like one two three four five six seven eight nine ten on your keyboard
without messing up and then you only can get like for every one try you get
one lock pick. It's actually fucking ass.
Yeah, that just a server is that every server like not it's just a
server.
For real. That's so ass.
Come on, it's just swaggy.
Yo, they see I'm about to spawn in bro, like we need to meet up
and then yo, where are you gonna spawn the a misery legion square
mirror park? Where you going?
I don't know. I have no idea where I was going in. I'm just going to get my wheelchair though.
So where are we? So where are we? So where are we? How do I look homeless?
Bro Lacey, just get the wheelchair and meet me at, bro, Lacey, meet me at um, Legion Square.
Alright dude?
Legion Square. Okay, I'm going to meet you there.
I'm going to meet you at Legion Square. Alright, I'm going to hang up. Peace out.
I bet that I'm in a actually I can't say right to you Legion Square all right
don't be late
coach
oh shit Johnny got a sucked up
Come to me, please!
Say Wallachie, you don't do it anymore?
Wallachie, I don't do, um, any more.
No.
No.
I stop.
I stop
We just hit the fucking water fountain
I think ladies you can spot here any minute
Yo, dude nice car dude
Dude?
Bro, nice car, man.
Hey, is it okay if I check that car out?
In the van, just receive if you want, bro.
There's a shooter on the ball!
There's a shooter on the ball!
Oh, shit.
Wait, hold up.
Yo, Crip.
Hey, what's your name, bro?
Tomorrow.
Your name's tomorrow?
Yes, sir.
Tomorrow, nice to meet you, bro. I'm actually waiting for my friend, bro.
Wait a minute.
What's your name?
El Hefe.
You don't go by anything else for something?
No, El Hefe.
Do you know...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
JJ?
Do you have a bigger car, boy?
Probably, I could get a bigger one.
Do you know JJ?
No, bro. No, no.
Do you know Dooley?
Yes! Yes!
You don't do a coach for them?
Wait, wait, my friend's back there! Hold up!
Are you? Okay, bet.
Yo, what up, Crip?
Hey guys, what's up?
What?
Who's this in the hoodie right here?
I'm not even breastfed. You're breastfed, bitch.
Oh, what up, wheels? What's up, bro?
Yo, yo, wheels, you're- I think you're whispering right now, wheels.
Use your zee muscle to pick- Oh my god, your character. Oh, sorry.
Sorry!
Ah!
Okay.
You look fat, bro.
You mean I look fat?
Like your cheeks are fat.
I'm not fat. I'm a perfect weight, my doctor said.
Your cheeks are like obese, bro. I'm just gonna be honest.
No, I'm a per- I only weigh 150 pounds. I'm not fat.
Listen, bro, so because this city is shitty, you have to like basically just cock rides unless you get like 10 long picks.
And I didn't know how to get long picks.
So we have to like basically just cock a ride, bro.
Also, wait, granny texted me.
Yo, who are these guys?
Hey guys, so can't you just give me a gun. Oh, so this guy has a gun. What?
Check I steal his car. I want a legion, son. Yo, bro!
Lacey! Lacey, get in!
Lacey get the fuck in oh my god, I still this car
Or no way to sit Lacey. Oh, no, no
No, oh
No, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh
Oh, how are the cops already on me?
I'm gonna chase!
Tell Lacey I'm gonna chase!
Tell Lacey I'm gonna chase!
How are the cops?
No, okay, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this.
I can get out of this.
I gotta go to the tunnels.
Oh no, I'm gonna chase.
No.
This is so fun.
I'm gonna chase.
Chad what moves faster the coke cat or the police car? What moves fast?
You're never gonna catch me you're never gonna get me
You're never gonna get me boy. I'm too fast, but I'm fast as fuck boy
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME, GOPS!
YOU FUCKING PICKS!
I saw your whole operation!
You guys suck at catching!
Oh no!
Oh no!
What's up?
Kat, tell Lacey!
Tell Lacey I'll see him on the other side!
Tell Lacey I might get arrested!
God, this is so far.
I'm driving these are so much harder suck my penis well not ever put him over
kid
Can I ask why I'm in pursuit right now, please?
Officer, why am I in pursuit?
Why am I in pursuit sir why why why you hit our cruiser and fly oh guys I'm sorry about
Is there anybody who can get this squared away?
That's the way it is.
Yeah, well, how about it?
Let's go pull over.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Listen, I don't... I didn't mean to hit your car,
but is it really this big of a deal?
Am I going to get arrested for this?
What would you...
Let's have a long conversation here.
There, thank you, sir.
I mean, guys, like, I'm just trying to be civilized, man.
I didn't... I didn't mean to hit you.
What do you mean, civilized?
Well, yeah, I don't know why you guys are chasing me, bro
All right, I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry. All right, I put my hands up right now
Chow down my hands up
I
Doesn't work guys
Oh my god guys, I hit your call like guys come on guys, please
Yeah, but what's the big deal? I didn't need to hit your fucking car
My name is L. Heffa my name is L. Heffa L. Heffa. Okay, I'm gonna put your handcuffs. Okay
Brother, what are you doing, man? Why am I in cuffs? Can I ask why I'm in cuffs, please?
You were...
No listen, you're gonna have to.
Right?
You got it, you got it.
We were sitting there about leaving the square.
We don't wanna leave the square,
it's about a fleet of bank, right?
And you ran right into our car, right?
We proceeded to try to talk to you and, you know,
pull you over, make sure you're okay and we're okay.
You continued to flee.
That's hitting the road, right?
You then continued to flee from us.
That's called evading, right?
And then you're driving, brother,
I don't know where you got your driver's license
from, it was some crazed list, T-Moon, wherever,
but you can't really have the best of driving,
no offense to it.
And now we're here, okay?
So you ran from us.
I got my driver's license from Miss Puff.
Oh my bad brother, my bad, that's all I made.
Look man, I don't like guys, can I be honest?
I'm gonna be honest.
I would like you to be honest or yeah.
You guys are, I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna say it.
You guys are being pussies, bro.
I don't care.
What?
I hate your cars.
You're going to jail now, buddy.
Bro, get your panties out of a twist, bro.
That's my car.
Get out of my car.
Hey.
I'm starting your car, brother.
Get out of my fucking car.
Are you on this card?
Yes, show me a search warrant, please!
I don't need a search warrant, sir.
That's not how that works, brother.
So how does that work, sir?
I don't need a search warrant, brother.
What's your name, sir?
What if I just, I don't know, what if I just kill myself right now?
What do I have to live for?
Wait, no, what if I just jump over this railing and end my life right now?
No, no, let's not do that.
Let's not do that, sir.
Let's not do that.
No!
You mother!
I'm talking to her!
I'm going to grab your arm now, I tell you.
What's your deal, kid?
Come on, you're not gonna kill yourself.
You're not gonna die on my hands, okay?
I'm more to these lost-your-walking privileges, okay?
How much you get?
You're not gonna kill yourself, okay?
That's not a...
So when you guys turned on your sirens
and started chasing after me,
it was to check that I'm okay?
Well, it was to pull you out,
we were juggling it, and then you fled.
So, yeah, you're gonna have a conversation with me, sir,
just to check what's going on.
Then you fled, you continued to flee, and then here we are.
So I'm getting arrested for hitting a car, is what you're saying?
Hitting, running, then a baby.
Oh, all right.
Now, sir, think about it.
Have you hit our car?
And you had a little, you pulled over, you chatted with us.
Sir, I didn't mean to do that.
If something like that, maybe we have a little more leeway.
And you started fleeing, sir.
Maybe if, sir, what's your name on the left here?
I'm going to need to see a badge or something.
I'm off for cholesterol, formerly known as the what?
Yeah, hey, bro, maybe all those donuts
are going to your head, bro.
You guys know those people like killing each other, right?
And you guys arrest me for this.
Well, sir, we're doing our job.
Absolutely.
There are people selling drugs, murdering, kidnapping,
holding each other on six.
This is just all accusations right now.
And you guys are arresting me.
I'm not snitching.
That's not a stench.
It's a question, sir.
Rust up here.
Come over this way, sir.
If you don't understand, we have many units
in many different situations.
OK?
You do get that, right?
yeah you guys are this what taxpayer dollars is going to this really
are you a citizen sir
very important
i'd like to make a citizen's arrest on you guys like i don't think any of what you guys are doing is legal right now
yeah absolutely and so
okay i promise you it is
but i'll pat you down okay is there anything on you
uh... yeah let's just say hurry to stop man free me man let me out
Is there anything I could probably stay and just stand and piss me off?
I'm getting a call so don't pay up answer my phone please!
No, no, no, that's not gonna happen.
You're not gonna answer my phone right now.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
As I said sir, you're currently under Damon at the stop.
Okay, so uh, where?
Okay, you got some uh...
Whose pistol is this?
Is this yours?
Yes, this is my gun, yes.
Okay, well who gave you...
If you can't drive, you obviously are not able to fucking
operate a damn pistol, so where'd you get that from?
around I purchased this from ammunition because obviously they must
I'm gonna bother borrow this about it that team
I can uh what's your name concealed carry sir like do I gotta read you fuckers the
amendments guys let me go I didn't do anything sir what's your name LF a what's
It's gonna be a state ID, Mr. L. Hapak.
Uh, Nicholas Stewart, sir.
That is not your state ID, sir.
State ID?
Yes, sir, I'm just verifying your name,
making sure you got a license, all that stuff.
Chad, what is it for state ID?
What is it for state ID?
One moment, one moment.
No worries, no worries, Mr. Hapak.
I just want to make sure we're...
...in it all.
73519, sir.
three five one that's Mr. Stewart Nicholas Stewart yes what's it to you
and you are absolutely positive this is you say yes but I go by L half a no one
calls me Nicholas well unfortunately mr. Nicholas Stewart you got a warrant so we
Absolutely will be
You got a warrant sir for misuse of a 9-1-1 so we will be taking you know PD tonight
No, you got a war no no no no no you guys don't understand. I already served this like I already served that it was like 30 months
I already served it
Nicholas dude were found yet. I already served that I don't
Obviously answer
I used 911 to call a taxi. This was about ten days ago. I used 911 to call a taxi. I got arrested. The lawyer came in and I was there for 30 months.
You came. Well, he was only five months in it, so he just lied to me. He just lied to your ass all day.
Okay, well, I don't remember the, like, I just remember, I served this. Trust me, I served it. You just said you could see the sentence, so obviously I served it.
Sir, I
Tell them to save me! Tell them to save me please!
No, she's so worn.
Okay!
Well, obviously.
Guys, can I just be honest with you guys again?
Yeah, go ahead. Let's see what you got this time.
Let's see what you got for lunch.
Guys, I already served it. Like, I served this.
I served this, bro.
Are you sure? Because, uh,
the last thing you did was you went to jail
for something completely unrelated to this.
Yes, I served it. I served it.
You served your five month, you served your five month warrant.
Yes, I went to court, or no, I went to the jail house.
I got, took in by like nine officers.
Um, Lane, Lane Jax, you guys know him.
He arrested me, and then I had a lawyer come through.
I already did the whole, I already served that.
I have no other existence warrant.
You didn't, Chad, I literally did.
What happens around?
Yeah, ask Lane Jax, if he remembers LFA.
Tom Tom yeah Tom Tom was my lawyer yes let me let me go out
like I'm not even I'm not like you guys I did serve it I swear okay I'm gonna
we're gonna say you look okay maybe not be an officer error okay
Listen, you know, it's okay to mess up, Brad, but I'm genuinely curious, right?
Miss Puff's next life, is she doing okay?
Miss Puff, the driving teacher?
Yeah, is she okay if she's next life?
It's been a long time since I've seen Miss Puff, I don't know.
Okay, how long's it been?
Well, unfortunately, Assistant Chief Lane did not pick up the phone.
He is around so I assume he's busy right now.
Barra!
I knew anybody else that might have been there.
Tinkle! You guys know Tinkle? He was there too.
Tinkle. The fuck's Tinkle?
What, Tinkle?
Yeah, Tinker. Tinker, Tinker, Tinker, so Tinker.
He was also there on the ground.
Tinkle, what the hell?
Get lower, brother.
Guys, I can't go to jail! I'm too tight!
Like, can I be honest? I'm too tight!
We're not gonna sit in a big ball with extra bass and all you know, don't worry about that.
You're gonna be just fine, okay?
Guys, I'm too tight! I can't go to jail! I'm too tight! Please! I swear I served this, though! I swear I didn't...
Okay, well...
We're gonna see what Tinker has to say.
You don't know them in this character. I do, bro. You guys are, like, speaking on shit you don't know about.
Can you get me your car over here?
Yes, this is my car.
Have I lost a cheat? So let me move up.
I'm sure I'm being...
L-H-A-F.
Yes, this is my car. Yes
You're a line fucking second shit. That's this not your party. You didn't get a driver's license brother
You don't even got no weapons eating brother. You're everything you've told me is a hot-ass lie
How do I get a driver's license sir asking for a cop to the police department?
Don't worry. We got we got a couple thinker my compadre my associate will be on the way up. Oh
Oh
Corporal Tinker's a super cock like I don't want to meet him again
I just want him to like vouch that I serve well. He said he said he's going up to take air of it
Oh, it's guys like Lord cock bro. Like come on guys. I didn't guys. That's my fellow corporal right there
Good for him, bro. Guys listen
There is no no there is murder kidnap anything drug deals and you guys are worried about me hitting your cruiser really
That's next. Yeah, absolutely. You could have killed one of us at the speed you were going
You know what we were trying to do our due diligence have a little conversation with you then we ended up here
You guys let it do more guys did sirens and chase me like you made me feel like I was a criminal
Oh, brother, you the way you
You could have killed a family of 14 people.
You trying to manipulate me?
You trying to manipulate me?
So what?
You trying to manipulate me?
That is absolutely not what we got.
Oh, don't tell me it's him.
Oh, brother.
Hey, tanker, how you doing?
Good to see you, Corporal.
How's it going?
Oh, brother.
I'm gonna need you here. Yeah, so basically right we're sitting at the Legion Square
He has our car he runs from us and now we're here and he has a warrant
for
This used to be a 911. Yeah, and he said he's already served it. What was your government name again man?
El Hafe. I know it's not El Hafe. What's your actual name?
Nicholas Stewart. Nicholas Stewart. What was your city bus?
73519. 73519.
have one. All right, I hate this guy. Give me a second. Yeah, so this warrant here was
served when we were we arrested him. So yeah, this should have been served already. He's
good. Okay, just want to make sure I think I knew I can take her. We decided we got them
loose. Yeah, we're still getting there. You didn't hit our car and let them frame from
the scene so we still got to get to them. Oh brother! Oh brother! Yo! Hey! Holy power
trip! Guys! There are bigger crimes going on than me! I didn't mean to hit your
cruiser! I'm sorry! Give me one sec, alright? Give me one sec. Let me talk to them real quick.
We got you. Alright? Just hang right here. Oh brother! Jack, could I run or am I
that's gonna get another flea
there are bigger guys i don't want to run though if i'm cuffed
if i'm cuffed i'm just like i if i wasn't cuffed yeah but i'm like i'm
just cooked i'm cooked
I don't want to go to jail, god I'm too tight, like I don't want to go to jail bro, please,
like fuck, I felt so alive when I was on the run, okay, alright, so I'm gonna go to jail
All right, so
if you
Squat up and down and then crawl and say shit ain't sweet here in Los Santos. I love you officers, and I'm sorry
We'll let you go today
You want me to squat up and down? Yes, yeah all across the floor and say shit ain't sweet in Los Santos
And I'm sorry officers, and I love you
And what else do you want me to bark and meow too?
That's actually a group.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, that's a group.
That's a group.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I like that.
How does that sound?
Go ahead.
Absolutely.
Make sure you give him his gun back.
There you go.
Throw it back.
Yeah, go.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Oh, he's doing great.
He's doing great.
He's doing great.
He's doing great.
He's doing great.
He's doing great.
Get your guns out. Get your guns out. Hold on. Guns out.
There you go. Keep doing it. Come on now.
Oh, officer. Shit was never sweet in Los Santos.
I'm sorry. I love you. I'm so sorry, officer. I love you.
Please don't send me to jail. I'm too tight.
All right, okay, let him out. Let's go
But you know what you can do, okay, so you're poor, you know, that's fine, so this is your ammo right here, okay?
I think they don't get it. Okay
Here's your ammo go get that so it's over there
Hey, don't throw it. Don't I want here's your fire on the page. You can throw it
Your your ammo is over there
Good luck out there, man. Good luck, bro.
Thank you, Tinker, seriously. I'll remember that.
God, thank God for Tinker, bro.
Chet, how do I pick it up? How do I pick up shit on the floor?
Get the rain out there. Remember, she ain't a sweet and no sand toad, bitch.
Alright, alright. Nah, holy god.
All these cops just have fucking power complexes, bro.
I'm not supposed to hit the cruiser, but guys, a 30 minute debacle, I didn't mean to hit
the cruiser, you fucking cups.
Yeah, where's the other bag at, I mean, like, holy power trip, dude.
Let it go.
Coach Duelty caught him.
I want to meet up with Coach Duelty in the, uh, Duelty caught him.
I
Mean I'm in court right now. God dammit. Okay, coach. Can I pull up on you, bro?
Pull the freak out here. What is what's up? You been set? I was what's it called? I was asleep. I was um
Send me your location. I'm gonna be there soon
The courthouse the courthouse. I'm bringing my friend to
And bring your friend bring your friend. All right, baby
Maybe.
Chat, my car, my car, my car.
Please tell me my car is- yes, my car's door.
Guys, now here's my question.
Is there a way I can steal this car?
Bring a thwapper if I give the word.
Chat, what's a thwapper, a gun?
No, I know, but like guys, here's the thing.
Is there a way I could take ownership?
Guys, is there a way I could take ownership of this car?
Is there?
Even though it's not mine?
How?
No.
Well, at least I have a car.
I've actually never had my own car on our piece, so that's a staff.
Bro, those fuckers were saying something about a license?
I want to get a driver's license, man.
Do you have that I ping it?
I think I'm close to it.
Is it pinged?
Where's the courthouse?
You need the ammo?
OK, we'll check.
I was about to go to the courthouse and meet up with Coach Duley and my new friend who's
new to town if you want to meet us there yeah okay we'll hit me up when you get
up a coach and then I drop him my love oh my can he what the fuck happened to
you we talk about him I in the picture I sent you yeah you're like bleeding in
your face you good you should see the six dudes I was fighting aura aura granny
you're the coolest of all time when you lay up a coach hit me up
Alright, Granny, I'll see you.
Okay, okay.
So, Jack, now the ammo is where?
He fucking threw it, but I don't see the bag.
Where's the ammo?
Is that a fucking bobcat?
What the fuck?
Oh, shh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's so friendly!
What?
That was a person?
That was a person?
help my god why do I run into a mountain lion why do I have all people run into a
fucking mountain lion
critical critical I need help should I give up
Chetcha to give up?
Help, help!
I can't switch to Trevor!
How do I, of all people, get attacked by a fucking Bobcat?
I'm getting a bag of chips till the EMS gets here.
Fuck, dude!
Hey, Jack!
Is it crazy to say I'm the only human being that's ever died like that?
I bet you I am.
I don't know if there's Bobcats.
I thought it was friendly.
I thought it was friendly, bro!
What was it? A bobcat or a mountain lion?
Was it a bobcat or a mountain lion?
It was a fucking mountain lion, bro!
It happens when you're retarded!
Okay, time him out. Yo!
That was a niche death, bro. That was niche.
I've never died to that.
Help! Somebody help!
I got moped by a fucking bobcat!
I'm not going to lie, I feel like EMS is like the hardest job, you're literally just grinding
the whole time.
Like bro, they never get any break.
Press G, press G, CTE, oh yeah, I have CTE, I already pressed G and it said you don't
have any gauze on you. You dumb ass!
I already did, ass wipe!
No, but like, to be fair, without EMS, like, the server would not work.
So they're dead ass to goats. Like, they're just grinding.
Press H, you guys. I already called EMS.
Like, guys, are you guys fucking stupid?
I already called EMS guys.
Do you have a gauze? What the fuck do you think?
I tried it twice!
What do you think, dummy?
What do you think, bro? I don't have a gauze, bro.
Jeff, what is giving up, dude?
What is giving up, dude?
Guys, I know I want to meet goats, but I can't, I'm like, dead.
Help!
Help!
HELP!
Why is bro drinking lean? It's by water. This is not lean
Press X to teleport. Yeah, go fuck yourself. Hey, go fuck yourself, bro
Know the buttons do anything. All I can do is call the MS and wait
Excuse me, EMS, please.
Call EMS!
What happens when the timer runs out?
Do I automatically spawn in the hospital?
All right, we're going to give up.
I'm gonna press X.
Thanks, chat, I appreciate that.
Thanks for the help, guys.
That really helped a lot.
Oh no, don't get mad at me.
No, no, don't.
Oh no, don't get mad at me.
You guys said to press X.
Press it again.
Press it again, you stupid person.
I've literally pressed it 97 times in 15 seconds.
Press it one more time.
Yo bro, let's fight!
Let's fight!
Let's fight!
Let's fight!
Let's fight!
Let's fight!
Yeah, I've already called the MS five times, bro.
Switch to Leicester. This is not hold X. This is not actually CT. Okay, I'm going to
do no. I did it. I did it. I did it. You okay? I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
Hey guys, I held X.
Any other, any other, anything else?
Anything else, guys?
Yeah, I'm in the sticks right now.
None of these EMS workers will show it up.
Bro!
But what's Lacey doing?
Help!
Help!
Help!
God damn it!
Where's Lacey?
You know, I bet you Lacey's doing something productive right now.
We have to take a look at this.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can we double down again?
Wait, how much did you make?
I just made 20k.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
20k I'm dying for the game.
I'm dying for the game.
Please, I'm dying for the game.
Please, I'm dying for the game.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, love of girl.
You're not getting any money.
Ow!
I'm still trying to get one more game.
I love the game.
He's gambling with $8 to his name.
BALAZAMALRAD!
HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
GOD, BRO! I've been here for 10 minutes!
Press X to respawn.
Hey dude, give me a favor.
Take your keyboard and shove it up your fucking ass.
Shove it up your ass, bro.
Literally, just take your keyboard and shove it up your fucking ass.
I've tapped X 30 times and I've held X 17 times.
Just stop. Stop.
You're always eating.
Right now, my finger is holding X.
You can only respawn after the timer.
Yep, I assumed that.
I think I'm the only one that's assumed that.
I think I'm the only one that's assumed that.
Help!
Help!
Ma-ma-ma-ma, you-you-you-you!
Help! Please, oh my god!
Fuck!
There's gotta be over a percent of this world.
Come on, dude! Help me! Help!
Well, no EMS in ten minutes, man. Oh, where?
No EMS, bro! Where they at?
Can I respawn now?
Thank God!
Thank God!
Call the doctor!
We told you your chat you guys literally taught me nothing I knew I could respawn when the
timer went out you guys were saying to hold X when I couldn't don't try to take credit
because that'll actually get tight I had to wait for the timer guys don't try to don't
No, no, no, don't try to take credit! Don't try to take credit!
You didn't do shit!
Why is my player invisible? What's happening?
We need GTA 6, Mod.
Why is my player invisible?
Use Master Yi, round game.
Have I started again, started again?
You might actually under the bed.
No I'm not.
No I'm not.
Oh my god I was under the bed.
Thank god.
God nobody's in the hospital, nobody's EMS, nobody EMS, no docs.
That should be me. Hold your head.
So this is the part I hate about this fucking server like I just don't have a car now
Hello, hello
Like why can't I just get in this car
But this is what I hate about this I just want to get in the car I
I still know how to get a lockpick, man.
HOW DO YOU GET A LOCKPICK?
Guys, using a gun's not going to do anything.
I'm going to share my location.
But I didn't get any to help me, bro.
I knew it would actually help me.
I need a license, I need lockpicks.
Chad, do I share my location? How do I do that?
Hey, what's the word, big dad?
Hey, ready? I'm gonna share you my location. You pick me up.
Yeah, just share your location. I'll come get you.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright.
Chad, where do you share it at? Where do you share it at?
Where do you share that?
I need Granny at least tell me how to get a driver's license.
Like bro, I just want to grab cars.
Like if I can move around, I'll have way more fun.
I'm tired of hitching rides, bro.
That'd be too easy. Wait, why should transportation be hard? It should be easy.
No, I don't want to buy a car. I just want to take cars.
It's RP dude, but is every RP server like this? You can't just grab a car.
I swear not every server is like this.
Really?
For realsies?
You really can't just like grab a car?
That's the weirdest sign in the game.
I guess I'll just steal people's cars.
Which, yeah, so do I need a license?
Do I have any money?
I know I have, like, 11K.
I know I have money from the deal.
Now, Chad, do I need a, um...
I need a garage, too, right?
Do I need a garage?
Sometimes in the life it's just not meant to be bro, I've had two lag outs, I got killed
by a fucking bobcat. I got no-no-no! I had two lagouts! And I got killed by a bobcat!
Alright chat, I'm gonna do more RP tomorrow. I'm off, bro. Sometimes in the life it's just
not meant to be bro. More RP tomorrow and we'll play R6 with J Shot. I'm off bro. Two
lag outs I get killed by a fucking bobcat like I was getting cocked around by cops for 30 minutes.
I'mma see our boys tomorrow man. Yeah I'mma see our boys tomorrow. More RP proudly tomorrow.
I need to get a car in a garage. That's the first thing I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get a car
in the garage.
Oh, set the surface crashing.
Tomorrow it'll be better.
She's not playing with Ron and Lacey.
El friend.
I wanted to play with Ron and Lacey three hours ago.
Three hours ago.
Four hours ago.
Four.
Come on, bro.
I'm going to catch you, man.
More RP tomorrow. Locked.
Good night, chat. In the case that I don't see you.