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most wants to do IRL, like I will dead ass fly to like Bayone, New Jersey, bro.
Like, bro, if we do chain together IRL where we can't leave like Los' house until we
became together, that would be fucking generational.
And I don't know if that would ever end.
I never played chain together.
I wanted to play chain together like years ago and I never got around to playing it.
I don't know why I just, I just never played it.
And I like those faddle games, too.
Like I loved only up, if y'all remember only up,
I played that whole game,
but I never played chain together ever,
not even for a second.
So I don't think Lois has ever played either.
I think Ron's played.
Me, Lois, Ron, locked in chain together.
I don't know the date.
I don't know the time.
And I don't know if we're gonna do an IRL or desktop.
It'll obviously all be peak.
But if we do an IRL and we marathon it,
it would be generational.
It's just, it's gonna be a lot to convince Lois
to do that, because I don't think Lois wants to do that.
I don't think Lois wants to do marathon.
But yeah, I'll go to Bayone, New Jersey.
That's where Lois is, right?
Chat Bayone.
Yes, bro.
I've never even met Lois, chat.
I've never even met Lois.
God, that'd be, oh my God, that'd be peak.
But yeah, chat, that's confirmed.
It's locked in.
I just don't know when we're gonna do it
or how we're gonna do it.
But that's confirmed.
Because me and Ron have been down.
I was Ron's idea.
But we were just waiting for most of you.
Most is done.
Stop talking, I'll beat the brakes off you.
Yo, let me make this clear.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I'm a chat.
Listen, if I'm in the middle of a sentence
and it's the same kid too, it's the same fucking kid.
It's the yellow username kid.
This one kid is just spamming stop talking the whole time.
It's like, bro, I'm gonna talk.
I don't like, what do you want me to do?
Do you want me to do a stream
where my mics muted and my cameras off?
Don't answer that question.
because the chat's gonna spam yes.
Yo, it's just one kid
and now people are gonna spam it.
But there's high-vives calling.
High-vives, yo, what is up, bro?
High-vives, what's up?
Jinksy, I have a great idea, bro.
And I'm bringing it to you
with the most uplifting and key, you know,
wholesomeness with all of my heart, bro.
And I was thinking, listen,
chain together, we got the idea down.
That's great, that's step one.
Since we're two, we need to do it higher ground.
Now listen.
Bro, but how am I gonna convince?
We're gonna have to, I know,
we're gonna have to convince those.
We're gonna have to put some money into this, but listen.
We rent a bear house, we rent a house, something.
Put all of you guys, put production into it,
get a chain, but you guys are chained together.
I don't know you guys are chained together we actually go all out for this.
Hi guys.
Kai you did like this isn't your idea Kai and speed did that you just stole that.
No we didn't steal it.
We'll borrow it again.
Alright.
Ron is calling me.
Ron is literally calling me right now.
Ron I'll call you back in one minute.
Hi guys continue.
No Ron brought up this idea.
You guys have to be chained together.
We gotta put some money into this.
And listen, if you get lost in another house,
chained together, there's no way you can walk out of it.
Think about it.
All in lines, you just shut off this PC
that won't fly IRL.
You can't walk out of it.
Hi, guys.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
Hey, can I be that ass serious?
Yeah, bro.
The last one minute and 45 seconds of my life that I spent on this phone call.
Like, I'm never going to get this back, bro.
High-vives, you called me barking into my ears about this groundbreaking idea and Kai and speed did that idea.
Yeah, and Kai and speed both added me to a DM group chat and said, hey, bro, we think this would be fire. You can have the idea.
Do you not trust me?
Oh, I don't know.
That's like asking me if I trust an evil, crazy, deranged sociopath, lunatic.
No, I don't trust you.
No.
Well, all right, do you trust Ron?
All right, call Ron.
I'm going to call Ron.
Yes, I'm going to call Ron.
This guy's such an idiot, bro.
All right, call to Ron, call to Ron, call to Ron.
Here we go.
Yo JP Collin
I open up I open up Twitter, bro, and I see that I'm doing chain together with you and those
And did I sign up for fucking terrorism like?
Bro, you said you wanted to do it like two weeks ago most texted me
Hold on wait, okay. First off. I'm a good gamer. You don't gotta worry about me, bro
So, Los texted me this morning and he said, he said, bro, let's run it on chain together.
I forgot to text you though.
I forgot to text you.
It was literally an hour ago.
I was going to text you.
So, so how's that going to work?
So, we have two options.
We can do desktop, which is peak, but the thing is Los could shut off his PC.
If you're down, we double fly to Bayonne, New Jersey.
I've never met Los.
We double-flagged at Bayonne, New Jersey.
And bro, maybe we could check into Cherry Hill
for like an IRL after.
Maybe we could check into Cherry Hill.
No, you can't.
You can't.
You can't hear any mention.
Now that you're in the waiting, you can't do that.
Okay, bro, who's gonna be waiting?
Grandma's cookies, bro?
All right, continue.
Like, let me say this.
Bro, we go to Bayonne, New Jersey.
Okay, we meet up with Los,
and we trap ourselves in Los's house,
and we cannot end the streams
until we beat chain together, IRL.
Because if it's IRL, Lois can't run.
If it's desktop, you might-
You can't run in net phone.
What is that?
Bro, listen, bro, let's fucking meet up with him.
Let's figure out a time.
Do you think he'll let us allow in his house though
after he know the last thing?
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
Then we can meet lad.
Oh my God, bro.
Ron, this would be the greatest dream of all time.
If I need to call, let me call,
I'm gonna call Lois and see what he says.
All right, bro, and also another thing I want you to know,
last year was a fluke.
The year before that was a bigger fluke.
This year I'm coming different at Schumer games, bro.
I'm the biggest athlete
that's ever gonna step foot in Schumer games.
So when I see you, bro,
I'm not just gonna demolish you.
I'm gonna perish you.
I am the athlete.
Wait, Rob, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay.
Hangs up with aura.
Okay, chat.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm a little bit nervous about streamer games.
Bleh.
I almost lost my life.
I'm a little bit nervous about streamer games.
So there's a couple of things.
What were the, I need to do research.
What were the activities at streamer games?
Like I need to see this, because I don't,
What am I like signing up for?
Serving games day one.
Chat, what were the, like, what were the fucking...
What were the, like, activities, bro?
I need to call those, yeah,
I need to call those before I forget, hold on.
I need to call those.
Please pick up, please pick up.
It's not rocket.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Coming soon.
Okay.
Coming soon.
Okay.
Let me call Ludwig.
I need to call Ludwig, bro.
I need to get to the bottom of like, what did I sign up for, bro?
Cause I'm an athlete. I mean,
Hey, Ludwig, it's me. Yo, couple of questions, bro. If I may,
please. So I'm streaming right now and just a heads up. Um,
yes, I literally just started. Um, I have a question, Ludwig,
a couple of questions.
Okay, fire away. I have answers.
What are the activities at
Streamer Games or can you not say?
I'm leaking them.
I believe later today,
but I can give you a sneak peek.
What are you curious about?
What were last year's activities?
Because I'm like, I'm an athlete.
My chat's going to severely disagree.
I'm an athlete. I'm just not athletic in everything.
So I want to kind of know what I'm signing up for here.
I will say it's some typical ones, like 100 meter dash, okay, or we have one it's like shot put, but with a tungsten cube.
Okay, and that's maybe some more typical ones, but you know, I want to make it so that like athletes of all varieties can be successful.
Do you know what milk crate stack is?
I think I've heard of it. You like balance milk and you run or something.
You literally stack crates, like the crates that milk come in on top of each other and
you see how high you can get.
Is there, oh, okay.
Is there going to be any eating competitions?
Any eating competitions, none are on the menu, can I ask what are your strengths, Chasey?
Not that I don't believe you're an athlete, but like, what have you ever done athletically
in your life?
Okay.
Sideman charity match MVP.
I'm just going to be honest, bro.
The only sport I'm good at is soccer.
That's it.
Let's just say that might be the most important sport to be good at for this event.
Get ass!
Are you serious, Ludwig?
I'm being so serious, bro.
There is a major soccer event.
Oh my god, I need to train, I need to stretch my groin.
Okay, bro, I'm fired up, I'm fired up.
Volleyball?
Oh yeah, I played that in gym class.
Jaycee, it sounds like you're only going to soccer, but I like everything else.
Yes, but I'm on it.
Wait, I can't say it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yes, I don't want to leak anything more.
Now the dates are like, you already leaked the dates, right?
Because I was told by my chat, I leaked the dates yesterday.
I do.
Yeah, it doesn't leak.
The August 1st and 2nd, that's been leaked.
Thank God.
Okay.
Did I leak anything else?
You leaked that you were participating.
participating. I thought fuck, okay, sorry. Um, no, it's okay. It's you know what? I would have announced it earlier, but the core boys, they're kind of dropping out at last second, possibly. Wait, what? But okay, but I yesterday I called Ron, but Ron's going now, right? Yes, Ron is locked in now. But the other core boys are locked in yet. So wait, were they locked in? And then they dropped out of the last minute?
Yes, but now they're they were gonna drop out now they're not dropping out
Okay, well, that's good at least was it for like a good reason
Okay, cool cool cool
Bro, I'm pumped up. Do you think are like you know our team?
We haven't you haven't set our team, but do you think our team is like one of the best teams in the tournament?
I think if you don't win
And I don't mean this with any disrespect to you.
If your team doesn't win, it was mostly your fault.
Okay.
Okay.
Cause you are surrounded by some talented people.
Yes.
And are you announcing the teams today Ludwig or like?
Yes.
Oh my God.
What time?
What time?
Probably like five or six PM.
Okay, fuck yeah.
I'm probably gonna watch that.
Okay, five or six PM EST or California time?
EST, PST.
So like nine, nine p.m. Got it. Okay. Sweet.
Love it. Thanks for the info, bro. Hey, get training.
Yep. I'm going to get, I'm going to stretch my groin, my calf, my hamstrings,
and I'm going to probably be the best soccer player there.
I look forward to seeing you bro. All right. See you bro.
Dude, he said there's, dude, he said there's soccer at the streamer games.
But y'all can laugh and do this bullshit that I'm some fat fucking large guys.
I know my team for the streamer games.
Let me say this chat.
I'm not going to say my team yet because I'm going to wait for love, I do announce
it and I don't want to fucking leak everything like an idiot.
I know my team for the streamer games chat.
My team is literally fucking generational.
You guys are going to love who I'm on a team with.
When I saw my team, I was so fucking hype.
So I think it's a ballroom.
Let me say this, on my team, out of the four people
on my team, two of them, I've streamed with a lot.
I don't know what to do.
Wait, what do you guys mean?
Why are you guys saying Joe?
When did I say Joe?
When did I okay when did I say I when did I say Joe? I never said Joe
When did I say Joe?
Chat yes, bro. Um back into the thing
Jinxy Ron most portals chain together locked
I don't want to say it's gonna be IRL and then can't like because I don't have a confirmation
I just know Los is down. I don't know if we're gonna do desktop for IRL if we do IRL and we meet Wad in
Bayone, I mean that's gonna be like one of the greatest chains of all time like I'm not even gonna hold you bro
If we do IRL in Bayone like that's probably the best dream ever like but we'll see I never met Los
But yes, bro, I'm fired the fuck up dude. I'm fired the fuck up
What do we just told me streamer games gonna have football or soccer guys if
Football or soccer is in the streamer games like I'm gonna fucking die like chat. I'm gonna fucking dominate
I haven't trained in like months, but it's all good because I trained for four months last year. So I'm like still good at footy again
But yes, bro, you guys can cap mark cap mark fan. Whatever you want to say, bro
Now chat what else I was announcing that that oh
um
Streamer games is August 1st August 2nd another thing me and Ron. We're talking about another
her duo like marathon to play, and we could do a story game.
If you guys want me and Ron to do like, what is a duo game?
You want me and Ron to do the last one we did was Minecraft.
What is a good duo game?
See, everybody says a way out and it takes two.
Everybody's saying a way out, a way out.
So Chad, this is like a peak co-op game.
I've heard about it.
I've heard about it.
A Way Out.
So developed by Hage Life Studios
and directed by Josef Farris.
A Way Out is a story-driven, co-op-only action
adventure game released on March 23rd, 2018.
It requires two players,
either locally via screen or online
to work together as Leo and Vincent.
Two prison inmates executing a daring escape
staying on the run. Okay, that sounds fucking peak. That sounds fucking peak. How long does
it take to beat this? Oh, six hours? Hell yeah. But we could easily do this. Yeah. Probably
after streamer games, because I'm going to be, I'm going to be traveling for that
chat. I'm going to do some more IRLs this year. After streamer games, which is two
days. I'm going to be in California for August 1st and August 2nd. After then, me and Ronald
do this. And then hopefully we can do chain together with Lowe's in August as well. It
totally just events. But yeah, I'm looking forward to both those. Well, me and Ronald
are probably going to play this because, bro, we can beat this in one day. That's
peak.
I'm going to be playing Rainbow Six Siege with Jay Shock probably going to 1v1 him probably going to play some ranked. I'm excited man. I'm excited at 4pm EST today.
today, we're going to be playing up with Jay Shock. I've never met Jay Shock, never spoke to him.
Super excited. I know he plays a lot of Siege. And then after that, I'm probably going to play
GTA RP with my third and final character. I'm going to be a baddie. I'm going to be a baddie.
And what I'm going to do in RP is I'm going to figure out how the fuck to get a license,
And I'm gonna actually get a car in a garage today.
Locked. Locked.
But yes, bro, I'm gonna be an absolute fucking baddie.
I'm gonna be a diva. I'm gonna be a diva.
Play with Ron? I don't know if Ron's gonna be on RP tonight.
I don't know if he's... If he is, I'm down.
If he is, I'm down.
Now chat.
Suck your weight to the top. That is the plan. That is the plan.
I'm gonna be an absolute diva.
Now chat.
What do y'all want me to do for the next hour?
What do you want me to do for the next hour?
Don't say RP because we're doing RP later at like 6pm.
Probably going to play with J-Sock for two hours.
So what do y'all want me to do now?
Don't say RP.
Rocky League, not a bad shout.
R6, not a bad shout.
Oh, somebody said League.
League of Legends.
Oh yeah, great idea, bro.
Great idea.
Let's do League of Legends.
I'm banned!
I'm banned till tomorrow night at like 11 p.m. And I'm bronze three
Fortnight not a bad child for nine out of that child. Oh yeah, let me play League Brown. Let me play League. Let me let me play League
Let me just let me just load up on the game of League of Legends here, bro
I don't expect me to take it. Yeah, what about like Roblox? I feel like I never played Roblox
So does the Roblox have like a thousand games in it?
Yeah we can't play League guys, we're bad.
So what about Roblox?
I doubt it has been...
GDDDD?
It has like millions.
Okay, so I'm gonna give y'all a poll of five games for the next hour.
Five games.
Somebody said GD, not a bad child kid.
Okay, clash, comedy night.
God, it's been forever since we've been on comedy night.
Comedy night is not a bad fucking shout, bro.
It's been fucking months since we've been on comedy night.
I'm not getting on GTA till later, chat.
Okay, chat vote.
We're getting on R6 at 4 p.m., so I'm not gonna say R6.
We're getting on R6 with J. Shaw at 4 p.m.
So options for the games.
Come in tonight great great option Roblox great option
Jeb was saying clash to clash great option
Chat what else fortnight great option anything else chat
GD not a bad option, but if I played GD, I could try to be dead box GD is not a bad option
okay
Chat vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote it's I'm gonna play our pizza night and be a baddie
Chat saying Roblox
Yeah, we haven't stood I haven't done a Roblox stream in probably a year chat
Do y'all remember the Roblox play games that was my favorite fucking Roblox game of all time
Okay, now chat what should we play on Roblox what should we play on for the computer one baby?
What should we play, bro?
I know Roblox has a bunch of fucking games.
A bunch of games.
Rivals? What is rivals?
Neighbors? Is neighbors on Roblox?
What is rivals?
Rivals is a shooter, right?
Yeah, the cool thing about Roblox is Roblox is a game where it's literally like a fucking thousand games in it
Hi, guys. Am I still using your account or should I use my own like should I make an account? Hi, guys. What do you think?
Go to the shoe store. Don't fuck yourself
Jailbreak
Do Tower of Hell yeah, I've heard about that. Is that a scary game? What is Tower of Hell?
What is Tower of Hell chat? What is that?
It's a classic
Okay, let's play Tower of Hell why not why not chat I load it up. How do I load up this Roblox player, bro
We didn't we didn't put more Roblox. I because Roblox has so many fucking games in it
Like you can think about Roblox you can never get bored because there's so many fucking games
We didn't play Roblox more. I forgot I was gonna do more Roblox, but I forgot
Okay, Chai, it looks like I'm already signed into High Visor's account.
Okay.
Tower of Hell.
What is this?
I've heard of this game, but I've never played it.
Tower of Hell.
Bro, this is what I'm talking about.
44,000 people are on Tower of Hell right now.
Yo, yo, yo.
Okay.
I'm not even getting, I think Roblox is the most popular game in the world, Chai.
I'm not even kidding.
Okay, Chad, what's the most popular game on Roblox?
What's the most popular game on Roblox right now?
Check Rivals. Let's check Rivals.
There are 259.
There are 259,000 people on rivals.
There's 23,000 people on hypershot.
There's 11,000 people on block strike, which literally looks like Roblox version of Counter Strike.
Guys, do you realize?
I just want to put this into perspective.
A successful game can have 50,000 players on it.
That's a successful game.
game. Guys, Roblox has like individual games with 200,000 players. Chet, GroaGarden. I remember
this game. I never played this. This game was really popular. Okay, 33,000. Or no. GroaGarden
two has 510,000.
Okay, so just to put this into perspective,
there are literally millions of players
on Roblox right now.
Like literally millions.
Okay, chat, we're gonna play Tower of Hell, all right?
I've never played this game, but I have heard of it.
I've heard of it.
Let's play this game and we're going to be on R6.
What do you, you just go up?
You just go up?
You chat, how do you turn?
Okay.
High five, this your character?
Oh my God, it's the sun.
High five.
It's the sun.
Steep Boce 6?
So wait, Chad, you just go up?
What the f-
Oh, this looks easy!
This looks easy!
You just go up!
Fuck, man.
Hold on.
What does this timer mean?
150.
That looks like Curious George!
That looks like Curious George!
I want to turn the whole thing upside down.
Bro! Why is this parkour so hard?
Shift lock?
Which app? What does shift do?
What does shift do?
My god!
Press shift, shift, go to settings and enable shift lock.
Where is shift lock?
Okay, now what does this do when I when I click shift it locks on what hey guys what up what up guys
There we go now
Press F1 how do I close out of this chat I think see I'll leave you to heaven what
Press control or shift.
Mod everybody. Guys, I understand it now.
Guys, I understand it now.
Chad, I understand it now.
I understand it now, Chad.
chat what is this timer oh we're starting we're starting we're starting bro we're
starting chat here we go here we go
I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
Oh
This music is nice Jinxie Lester calling yo yo yo yo yo
I don't know where I'm just I can't see my own weiner I can't even see my own penis right now, bro
Where are we supposed to go?
Hey, I'm doing it bro. I'm doing it
You suck okay, you suck too girl
But who else was to go
So you only get seven minutes to do it you only get seven minutes to do the whole level
Guys stop y'all are blocking I can't see y'all are blocking I can't see
How the f- where do you go now?
No!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Why is this kid's game so hard?
What?
Why is it so hard?
This kid's game's so hard!
What?
Why is it so hard?
But I can't see, cause all the guys are blocking it!
Come on, guys!
Okay, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
I'm starting to lose it now!
I'm starting to lose it now bro!
How do you go to a private server?
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
How do you do private?
I can't see because there's like 70 fucking people.
Speaks up four hours to be Tower of Hell. Four fucking hours.
You need a robux for a private server?
Kids game by the way. Yeah, it's not easy though. It's like I can't see because there's like 50.
I don't like I can't see because there's 50 people on me.
I
Want to turn the whole thing up sad now I can't see bro
Roblox is 13 plus
Yeah, Roblox is a 13 plus game bro when I was playing squid games last year
I'm not gonna lie. There was kids on Roblox that were literally eight years old dude like
Bro, I have a little cousin who's like
seven and he plays roblox and one of my friends son is like five and he play
bro but roblox it might say it's 13 plus bro half of these guys are not bro my
one of my best friend son plays um his favorite game is what's it called
steel-brain rot or it was still a brain rot I played that for 20 minutes
Like, I like Squid Game.
Squid Game's was fun because you would spawn in there
would be 40 people and it was like last man standing.
It felt like fucking badass.
I like Squid Game's my favorite Roblox game.
I wanna turn the chat of high-fives
is trying to figure out the private servers right now.
Guys, I think if I could see, I would beat it.
I just can't see, I don't, I can't see.
Oh my god, have I said a private?
Hi, guys!
Oh, this music is... okay.
Okay, this music is...
Cito Liz sent you 67 Robux.
Okay, okay.
Chat. Tower of Hell.
Let's see what we can do.
Let's see how good we are.
Let's see how good we are.
Now we can make an excuse because,
because there's nobody blocking us.
What?
What the f-
I got decapitated.
What?
This is level zero?
I gotta wait for the slider to come back.
I understand it now.
I gotta wait for the slider.
I was too impatient.
I was wondering why I couldn't make that jump.
It's because you have to wait for the slider to come back.
Why am I so impatient?
Bro, I'm so impatient.
I have to wait.
I have to wait.
Here comes the slider chat.
Wait, oh, that's you fall through it oh
You have to just stay on it wait
I'm gonna start raging in a minute hold on I'm about to start
But I jumped and I fell through the floor
What the fuck?
How are you?
I don't understand.
Jump over the lasers.
I'm not going to rage, it's a kids game.
I'm not going to rage, it's a kids game.
I understand it. Oh my god, that's actually hard.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo. Okay, okay. I understand it. I understand it.
Okay, I'm not gonna rage. It is a kids game. I'm not gonna rage at a kids game.
The lines cut you. The lasers cut you, Chad. You have to jump over the lasers while staying on the platform.
What?
I cleared that!
Oh, that was our best run yet!
How is this level zero?
My God!
This is harder than League of Legends!
Fuck!
Mots, ban everybody laughing.
Ban everybody laughing.
You motherf-
All right, all right, all right, I thought Robots was like a kid's game!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
You mu- Just stop hitting the laser, you little baby!
High-bives, I need a character with longer legs!
I- I don't care, y'all can say whatever you- I-
High-bives, I need a character with longer legs, bro!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Fuuuuck!
This is the hardest game ever!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, wow!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, wow!
It's not this hard come on buddy it is it is it is
Oh my god I cleared that I cleared that I cleared that I cleared that
Switch to Trevor. Uh, switch to Trevor? Yo, yo, yo, yo, I haven't been on GTA story mode in two days!
And I can't focus because I'm reading the- I can't focus because I'm reading the chat! I can't focus because-
fuck that was to run that was to run that was to run that was to run I thought this
This was a children's game!
I thought this was a kids game!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm actually gonna lose my mind.
I'm actually, I'm actually gonna lose it.
I have to make a fucking olympic jump at the end!
are you actually kidding me I have to make an olympic jump at the end
I did it! I did it! I did it! There's another one. There's another one. There's another
Wait the map changes every...
The map changes guys!
Yo yo yo yo yo yo!
Okay okay okay the map changes!
Guys the map changes, the map changes bro!
I did not know that!
know that. I'm gonna f- I'm gonna f- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm-
What's my baby doing? Does he not have opposable thumbs? High-fives, I need a character who's
Literally not a baby, bro. This guy's a baby. This guy is a baby, bro.
What is that? Why does he not he doesn't grip it. He's not gripping.
Pause. Pause. Pause.
I'm just going to assume that the red is good and the...
Okay, I was right. I was right!
This shit is ass!
Play Roblox, man. It's a kids game.
Haha, it's fun. It's a fun kids game.
Play Roblox, bro.
Yo, play Roblox, man.
It's a fun kids game.
You won't get mad at all.
Tixie, play Tower of Hell
for your first ever Roblox game.
Play Tower of Hell.
How? I didn't hit the laser.
I did not hit the laser.
I did not hit the laser.
If one more person says this is easy,
I'm gonna snap.
You did not. Yo,
The Tower of Hell is not easy!
It's called Tower of Hell!
Gamer of the Year, by the way. Yeah, that's 2023, bro. I'm washed now.
Dude, dude, I'm washed now, bro. You didn't keep up.
That was 2023. I'm washed.
I deserve it, I deserve it, I deserve it.
ahhh
I'm balance fucking, I'm balance
Fuck this shit!
Fuck this shit!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Why is it so hard?
My camera broke.
The other part of the bottom part of my camera
The bottom part of my camera is destroyed
I'm sorry, Chuck.
It's a kids game.
I I gotta calm down.
It's a kids game.
I'll calm down.
It's a kids game.
Okay.
That's a cool animation.
animation it's a kid's game it's a kid no no it's a kid's game play animal
hospital I'm not playing any roblox game ever until I beat tower of hell I'm not
like this is even if I don't beat it like in the next hour like I'm gonna
beat it later okay that's but that is fucking bullshit I did not hit the
Laser! I did not!
Break this camera!
Break it!
Break the camera!
Break it!
Highlights! Why the fuck am I a baby?
Okay, get up, get up.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Moron!
Moron!
RAAAAAAAH!
This might be the dumbest shit I ever agreed to play.
This might be the dumbest shit I ever agreed to play.
I'm not even kidding.
I've been on it for 20 minutes and I haven't even got past level zero.
High-fives, are you gonna play?
High-fives, show me how it's done, bro.
I bet you die first try.
High-fives, show me how it's done.
I bet you die first try. I bet you die first try.
I dare it. Yeah, he's gonna die right. What did I say? See, it's not easy. It's not easy.
Stop acting like it's some easy game.
I'm gonna beat this though.
Even if I don't beat this today, I'm gonna beat this.
This is gonna be the first Roblox game I beat.
Jack, what Roblox game is the hardest to beat?
Like, highest skill. Highest skill.
Is it Tower of Hell?
Eto, Eto, Eto, Eto.
What is Eto?
Eto EH?
What does Eto stand for?
What does that mean, Chad?
What does that mean?
Eto?
What is Eto?
Eternal Towers of Hell.
Wait, wait.
Okay.
Let me get, let me, all right.
Let me get this straight.
Towers of Hell wait wait, okay, let me get let me all right. Let me get this straight
There's Towers of Hell which is what I'm playing and then there's a there's another game called Eternal Towers of Hell
Play it. I haven't even got past level zero on Tower of Hell
Why would I play Eternal Towers of Hell?
MOFs!
BAM HIM FOR LACK OF INTELLIGENCE!
Yo, y'all said it took me four hours, chat, actually four hours.
Yes, great. It's just pure rage babe, bro. It's just, you know, what this is, it's just
pure rage. Why am I a baby? Why am I a baby with a 6'7 chain?
That's not fair. That's not, no. That's not fair and you know it.
That's not fair! You know it! You know it!
I crossed that! Like I crossed!
This makes geometry dash look like candy canes and lollipops.
I thought I was safe.
I thought I was safe.
I thought I was safe.
Chad, I thought I was safe right there.
I swear I did.
Voila, I thought I was safe.
The only spot in the game where I'm safe.
Oh my God.
I did it, I did it, y'all.
I did it, y'all.
I did it, y'all.
Y'all, I did it.
Oh my God, I did it.
Slip it up man, just slip on the blocks.
I thought you were safe on the edge.
I thought you were safe on the edge, now I have to not be safe?
Come on.
I got Mr. Greedy. Mr. Greedy.
All I have to do is just take my space.
Why did I skip a block?
I just had to- I got was the wrong- that was it!
That was a god-sheed!
Literally, like, this is the best map I'm gonna get
because this is actually easy.
The other ones were fucking impossible.
This shit is not a kid's game, no, no, no, no, no, this is like rage bait 101, bro.
This is rage bait 101 man.
My 5 year old sister beat this!
No she didn't!
No she didn't!
No she didn't!
No she didn't!
5 year old sister beat this.
Let me be clear when I say this.
She's a gaming brongy.
There's no 5 year old in the world that has the consciousness or sentience to beat this.
Not in the whole world.
When I was 5, I was playing with fucking Legos.
This is my last chance, real or sickly.
I
My god, oh my god, oh my god
Maybe we got a luckier level this time, maybe we got an easy level.
Is this rare?
This is a rare one?
This is a rare one?
Where do I go now?
Oh, lasers.
I'm not muted!
I'll beat this one day, I'll beat- no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, man.
Okay.
Yes, okay.
Yep.
Okay, man.
Is this one retarded?
Moths.
I'm gonna need like monster
This level you just climb you just climb you just climb on this one
Okay, okay. Yeah, okay. All right. All right
State text to me. State text to me.
It's not learning.
I'm not an hit.
I'm not an hit, bro.
And yes, I'm kind of learning.
I'll beat this tomorrow or later today.
My fucking god, these lasers own me, bro.
They really do.
Call a taxi.
I'm not on GTA!
Oh
It's a kids game, it's a kids game, it's a kids game.
It's just Roblox bro, play Tower of Hell.
It's a kids game, Jinxie, my five year old sister beat it.
Yeah, either you're lying or she's the greatest gamer ever.
Leak, leak, leak, leak.
What in the fuck is this, bro?
What in the fuck, bro?
What in the fuck, bro?
What am I doing?
What am I doing, bro?
Get me out of here.
Hi, guys.
This is your for you pages, bro.
Hi, guys.
This is your 4u page?
Spinafemboy?
Have I this is your for you page bro
Gojo Fenboy. Hi, guys. This is your 4U page, bro.
That fanboy roommate fanboy
High-fives jinxicada jinxicada jinxicada and jinxicada
yo bro I'm in your Roblox for you page bro
Bro, do not touch my fanboys! Do not touch my fanboys!
I spent a lot of money on that!
Hi boys, what is your, bro, what is your 4u page bro?
Oh I got a 3-1, 3-1, 3-1!
What?
Cack fanboy. Hi boys, I got another 3-1, hold on.
Oh
Yeah
Hi guys bro, I'm in here for you page bro. What is up dude? What are these games?
day in my life you're messing up look cuz now oh baddie restaurant how about what are you playing
dude see here we go bro what in the world i'm not i'm not i don't do that spin a kitty
bro buddy buddy buddy hi guys what are these bro
y'all bro okay what's that bro can you play the debate call
where where's no hey what about trivia trivia i'm good at trivia
what about trivia bro
Oh, bro, I'm gonna be honest, this Jeffery game is pretty hard.
Hi guys, I'm intelligent, bro. I'm smart as shit.
I'm a huge man.
Bro, so hi guys, you play like the fanboy game?
No, I've never played the fanboy game a day in my life, bro.
Okay, bro. Hey, whatever floats your boat, dude. No judgments.
I can't with you bro.
Alright, hey listen, man.
Good luck on trivia, whatever it is, bro.
Chat, emote only.
Don't cheat.
Emote only, bro.
Don't cheat.
Lock in. Let's go.
This is not me. This is my opponent. This is my opponent.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, I don't...
The moon is a satellite?
Nile. Nile. Nile.
Wait, I can participate now?
What was it?
Alright, she cheated. Shit! Shit!
No! 100%! She cheated! 100%! No one knows that.
Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman.
That's a friggin' easy one. That's a friggin' layup. When do I go? Am I over here?
when do I go last I go last
can I buzz in if she gets it wrong yes I can
how would you the question didn't finish the question didn't even finish why
would you what an idiot why would you buzz in if the question what a fucking
idiot. Bro, he buzzed in before the question finished.
All right, Katie, I'm on to you. Katie, you're cheating. Katie, you're cheating, Katie.
Bro, she's not even letting, she's not even letting the question, like it's so obvious
she's cheating.
Pencil, pencil, pencil.
I actually know this.
Pencils have graphite.
Pencils have graphite.
Oh my god, I actually know this.
I actually know this.
Please, please, please let this go to me.
Oh, Katie.
Oh, it's Katie.
Katie, she's going to get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Katie, Katie, yeah, hey, hey, sister, we all know you're cheating, sister.
We all know you're cheating, sister, hey, hey, Katie, we all know you're cheating, sister.
Come clean.
She got Famous River, I've never even heard of that.
She got Sonic the Hedgehog before the question finished.
Blah.
I buzzed in.
Wait, what?
I buzzed in?
Did I not buzz in?
Did I not buzz in?
Did I not buzz in?
THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Am I even gonna get to go?
Am I even gonna get to go?
Double letter word.
What- what even is that?
She got it wrong, Katie's a human.
Which huge cray animal loves rivers and its nicknames?
YES!
YES!
Now I'm on the clock!
go big or go home go big or go home what
what the fuck what the fuck I didn't know I was on a timer I didn't know I was on
I was on a timer guys!
I didn't know that I was on a timer!
Like, what?
Tinky Winky and Lala are characters from which TV show?
I don't...
Bro, I don't know.
I don't know, dude!
Dude, I don't know!
I've never heard of that.
Bro, can I go again?
Oh, there was a three-second timer.
I didn't know.
Can I go again, Bleed?
Bro, come on.
I'm never gonna get another go again.
["Scan the Navians"]
Scan the Navians.
Scan the Navians, mounds.
Wait, maybe I can buzz in.
Maybe I could buzz in.
Maybe I could buzz in.
Maybe I could buzz in.
She, okay.
This motherfuckers cheating.
Huh, huh?
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
Himalayas.
Fuck!
I thought Himalayas was Asia.
Bro, I thought Himalayas was Asia.
My hand is bleeding chat
My hand is bleeding guys
Pluto way it was not a planet anymore Ernest I'm not gonna say you're an inch
what wait wait what I thought Katie get it wrong Katie we all know you're cheating
Katie we all know you're cheating stop being a coward Katie and go for a
thousand dollars because we already know you're gonna get it we are there you're
she's literally on the phone with chat GPT and she's larping intelligent
I don't.
Oh, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus.
I need this. It's a thousand dollars.
I need this.
I'm in first place now, I think.
Pop culture entertainment thousand dollars go big or go home pop culture entertainment thousand dollars
Hold on hold on wait, I thought it's my weight. I'm so confused
On my turn she's allowed to buzz in
This is what this is fucking I thought on my turn no one can buzz in until I get it wrong
Did she spend Robots up what is the SI uni sports illustrated
Wait, I thought okay, okay, okay. No, I'm gonna freak out. I thought on my turn
She can't just fucking take my question. I thought if it's my turn I get four stabs and if it's wrong it goes to
no
I'm telling you this Katie girl is like spending Robots are doing something
She's gonna get it. She's gonna get it. She's gonna get it. She's using chat to be tea
Yeah, I can't buzz in because I'm already out.
Katie, I know you're cheating.
Hey, sister, I know you're cheating.
Like I know you're cheating, Katie.
$2,600, my ass.
My ass, $2,600.
Okay, I want to steal this.
So you just bought, okay.
What's the point of having it be somebody's turn then?
I guess because they can pick the topic.
It's my turn.
General knowledge, $800.
I have general knowledge.
It's my turn, okay.
I shouldn't spam, I should at least see.
Ooh, I don't know.
Ooh, I didn't even know.
I thought zip, I thought zip was slang.
I didn't even know zip actually stood percent.
Am I going against Thanos? How the fuck?
Zip stands for Zone Improvement Plan. Say Wallahi. You've ever heard that before?
Zip. Okay. Right. That's just freaking made up. That's totally made up. There's no way
I got double letter words
I don't know my flowers guys, I don't know my flowers
Bro, I don't know my flowers guys. I don't know Holly Hawk. It sounded cool. I know lilies are pinks
So I knew it wasn't Lily.
I don't know my flowers, bro.
I don't know my flowers.
Katie just typed in chat and called you a retard.
Wait, where do you see that at?
No, she didn't.
No, she didn't.
Uh, you were cheating, by the way, Katie. You were cheating.
Oh, wait, we're still going...
World Geography!
Please, I have to get this form.
No one knows that.
No one knows that.
No one knows that.
What?
Yeah, I'm sure you're from Norway.
I'm sure.
If you're actually from Norway, that's the luckiest, like, question you could have
gotten.
Literally.
Yeah, yeah, right, you're from Norway.
What is the odds of that?
One in a hundred?
I noticed.
It's mitosis or mutation.
I'm out of fucking.
It's mitosis or mutate.
I knew it was, it's gonna be mitosis.
I noticed.
I noticed one.
I just haven't been in school in years.
God damn it, it was...
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, it's my turn.
Chad, what am I good at? Pop culture? I'm good at pop culture. I know movies and stuff.
Eddie Murphy.
Slee! Slee! Slee!
Okay, okay, okay, here we go, here we go, here we go. Slee!
I'm gonna go on a hop streak and win this.
I'm gonna go on a hop streak pop culture, Jamec.
If you get this, I swear I'm quitting if you get this I'm quitting. Okay. I was going to say, like, you don't even let the question finish you little idiot.
It's not Black Panther. It's not Spider-Man. It's either Loki or Dr. Strange.
Of course. I mean, I just I can't do this, bro. I can't do this no more. I cannot do this, bro. I cannot do this. Like, bro, I had it down to two. I had it down to two. Yeah, good job, Mary.
I
G the develop
Yeah chat robot I forgot Roblox is the best game in the world because there's 20,000 games
Like I actually I dare that forgot Roblox is the best game because there's 30,000 games
Wait, this is, I already know this. I actually know this. I know this. I don't want to say
it because the price seems to happen. I notice, I notice, I notice, I notice. Ow. Are we dead?
Are we dead ass?
Are-
Everyone in the stream thought that was Owl.
Tell it to me straight up.
Every human being in the stream thought that was Owl.
I can still win this?
I just have to actually lock in.
I got this. I actually got this. I'm gonna win this. I'm just gonna backdoor. I'm just gonna backdoor right now
Now I can't fuck up. I cannot fuck up.
Hold. Hold. If I walk in, I can pass the cheaters.
If I lock in, I can pass the cheaters.
Yeah, right. Good luck, Mary. Good luck, Mary. No, no, let's see it. Let's see it. You didn't complete the question. So let's see what you do, Mary. Let's see. Let's see what you do. Yeah, good job. Well done, Mary.
Yeah, good job. Well done, Mary.
Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
Cliffs. White chalk cliff. Katie's going to get it, because Katie's using chat-gbz.
But it is what it is. Katie's going to get it, because, yeah, Katie's been...
Wait, I'm in first. I'm actually in first. I'm actually in first. Oh my god.
Wait. I think I won. I won. I just clutched up.
Pfft. I think even if she gets 800 here, I still win.
I think so east of Madagascar it's gonna be something with an M I mean yeah I
don't think it matters though I don't think it matters because I think I'm up
by a thousand and this is worth 800 I swear if I lose off of this that I
I didn't know, I mean I didn't know.
Yeah, right!
Wait, wait.
Oh my god, that was the last place player.
I think I won.
I think I won.
Bonus, loud and kingly, Luke!
I thought I won!
I thought it was over, guys.
Sports, oh my god, I'll automatically win a sport, of course.
Of course, it just can't be, I'm so bad at science.
Sports I would have instantly won, bro.
I'm gonna lose to the bonus round.
Luke, you should actually go fuck yourself.
You could wager.
I'm still up by 700 on second place.
As long as, so what should I do?
What should I do?
What should I do?
Just like a hundred?
I'm in first.
I don't need to wager.
I'm in first.
I don't need to wager.
I don't need to, they need to wager.
Oh my God, I'm gonna get cocked.
I didn't wager enough.
As long as I get it, I'm good. I just have to get it.
Woody Mammoth. Woody Mammoth. Woody Mammoth. Oh no, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I didn't take enough time to analyze and I'm going to lose because of this.
I didn't take enough time to analyze. It's totally over.
I thought it was a buzz in I didn't know it was gonna do that for the last round. Yeah, of course
Wait, nobody got that though
Wait, yeah, it's fine. I lost 100 no way anyone got this
Everyone got it wrong. Oh my god. I think I got first place. I think
Who won
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Never say I'm stupid again!
Never say I'm stupid again!
Dude, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Alright, I'm gonna go pee.
Alright, I think it's J-Shock time. I think it's soccer clock.
Okay, you see inside me
But yeah, you're not supposed to start school
What what is this?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is peak. No, no, no, this is
This is peak. Let me do one game at a time. Let me do one game at a time.
Have us.
This is rivals.
Let me do one game at a time.
Chad is Jay Shock ready?
Is he ready?
Is Jay Shock live?
Chad is he ready?
Go Joe!
I feel like I'm good at this.
Which I what did I do that was mood up? What did I do that was mood up?
Hi guys, how do I get lower sense?
Hi guys my sense is too fast, baby. Yo, what is happening? Where are these gifts?
What are these? What are these? What is that? What is that guys? What is that? That's a
death huh check my not supposed to have walls hi-fives what you do
Am I supposed to have wallhacks like this guys?
my sense is too fast bro have I please
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who is, is this guy a hacker?
Who is this guy?
Yo, Chad, is it shocker clock?
I'll play that again later.
Chad, I'm probably gonna play Roblox again tomorrow,
or maybe tonight, I don't even know.
Chad, is that guy a hacker, or is it just a dev?
Okay, guys, Roblox is,
I forgot how peak Roblox is.
That trivia shit was fun, too. Okay, um
Yeah, bro, it's hard to really get bored on Roblox because you can just keep switching games, bro
Okay, I'm gonna call Jay shock. I think it's I think it's shock a lot shock a clock guys
Guys, I think it's shock a clock. I'm not even kidding
Bro, I think it's shock a clock
I
Had him Adam Jacking it's shot. I'm gonna call him when we call him
I think it's shock a clock I
Have been summoned yo
Hey, Jay Shock, what up, bro?
Let me get my camera on one second, bro, one second.
So nobody turn it on?
I'll leave it off.
No, no, no, you're good, you're good.
All right, I'm gonna join you, bro.
What up, man?
What's up, brother?
Hey, good to meet you, bro.
It's you, man.
Yes, sir, it's an honor.
Thank you for having me, sir.
Bro, it's an honor to meet you, my boy.
Bro, how you been, bro?
You been good?
Yeah, man, life has been crazy, bro.
I can't even like, everything is backwards,
upside down.
It's just unbelievable right now.
the opportunities that have come in my way,
the clips, the community, crazy, bro.
Bro, tell me about your last week, bro.
I've seen you in streaming university, bro.
So I got, I didn't even want to go, okay?
Like I got that application.
Really?
Didn't want to go.
I said, I think this is like, I don't know.
I think I could maybe be someone without this
and maybe it's not for me.
And everyone's like, bro, apply, you're gonna get in.
I filmed a shitty ass video and I redid it.
We got it in, submitted it on Father's Day
an hour before submissions closed and then.
So you didn't do the in-person audition?
Like I thought you had to go in for, no, you just went.
I was nervous that I was gonna be like judged
off that in-person thing.
And I wanted, first of all, I didn't wanna get like killed.
Like I wanted to get stampeded.
because I'm like, you know, I'm small.
And if I'm in a big crowd like that,
surrounded by a lot of people, whether they're fans
or just streamers, like I would have got crushed, you know?
So I was nervous for that.
I thought like, let me just do the,
the whatever the video and submit it.
And he ended up liking it.
And I got in and then when I got there,
I just kind of, I make connections with everyone.
Because I'm very social.
I'm not afraid.
I'm very confident.
I get along with everybody, you know?
And I'm not in it to like clout.
I like genuinely want to teach show people my story and make connection and build friendships like me and sketch
Bro, I gave him my watch. I gave him my watch these be like the watch or like the watch watch
The entire stream the Fraser watch wait like
These soccer like yo rip one right now, bro. What time is it?
But that's what it like
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
How many watches do you have, J-Sop, bro?
I don't know, not enough, bro.
I'm gonna get in with a routine of getting
one watch a month.
I got it.
I got a three by myself.
Nothing crazy, you know, two, $500 watch,
maybe something more expensive,
but I gotta start collecting them
because this is part of me, man.
I mean, I got the Shotco Clock hoodie.
Got the watch on the front here.
Oh my God, bro.
I can send you one.
Fuck yeah, send me all of those things, bro.
What side are you?
Um, I don't even know.
Chat, what am I, what size am I, bro?
What size am I?
I think I don't.
I mean, I mean.
Adult large, I think, XXL for XXXL, I'm not.
Unbelievable.
Adult large.
Not gonna have.
Adult large?
Okay.
Adult large.
Bro, it's cool, man, because like, it's cool in Streamer University, like stories
like you, for example, where like you actually genuinely grew from Streamer University.
That's so fucking sick, bro.
And I'm glad we had a good time with Sketch, bro.
Sketch is a great guy.
How did you meet Sketch?
He was telling me, bro.
Dude, it's actually a cool story.
So, bro, like two, okay,
it's honestly almost three years ago now.
I think the end of 2023, so almost three years ago,
I was scrolling on TikTok and I was watching a TikTok live.
Boy, I appreciate it so much.
And Sketch was streaming,
he was streaming Madden on TikTok Live
and I'm like, he had like 10,000 viewers on TikTok Live
which like I've never even seen on Madden
and I'm like, I don't even know if people watch Madden.
I watched for 30 seconds and I was like, okay,
I understand like this guy's fucking hilarious.
I went to go DM him and it said followed back
because sketch had already like known me for a while
because he played C to his friends.
So I followed him and he already like had DM'd me before
and I was like, holy shit.
And we played Madden and then I met him
And dude, we have like a lot of good times,
but that's one of my like, one of my best friends, bro.
Yeah, you, you have some really good moments
with him like eating pizza and playing games.
Yes, bro.
Doing like sports content, like that.
Those are good memories, man.
Yes, yes.
I think you guys helped each other a lot, you know?
Dude, what was, what was streaming university like?
It looked hectic, bro.
It looked hectic in there.
Make sure of a zoo full of like the top animals in the world,
like apex predators, bro, that all had different abilities.
Some of them were psychopaths.
Some of them were like, cool as shit, nerdy.
Like it was just like a bunch of, it felt like, like a mini,
like Disney World, Willy Wonka thing.
I can't even explain it, Jinxie.
Like it was, it was so weird, man.
It felt like Zoe 101, like PCA.
I felt like, like a Disney Channel show.
Was it hard to like sleep?
Like, was it loud in there?
I feel like it'd be hard to sleep.
Oh, Lacy, Lacy wouldn't shut the fuck up,
even though I love it.
Like, but it was like an all night thing.
Like, we were, I love Lacy,
but like, it was like all night till 5 a.m., 4 a.m.
I didn't sleep, bro.
I got like two out of the night, woke up at eight.
I was like one of the only people
that went to class to learn shit, you know?
Did some people not go to class like ever?
Oh yeah, yeah, that's what's the one class.
That's what's the one class.
Yeah, Lacey, Renault, they all went to like
one or two classes, but like real talk,
like genuinely the classes were mad entertaining.
Like Valkyrie's, not Valkyrie,
Agent, Adapt and Ludwig's classes
were like ball of knowledge, bro.
I saw Ludwig's class, I saw a clips of it
I watched some of it live Ludwig was a really good teacher. Like he was actually like taking it serious
Last year agents class was really good. Like agent was teaching me a lot of stuff
And you know i'm all about the food bro the food there the cafeteria food was wildly good, bro
wait really
I think chef uh
Kai hired some pretty good chefs because the pizza was good or at least a venue. There was like steak chicken
rice, vegetable, there was Zachby's. Big shout out to Zachby's, I love them. Um, there was
milk at cereal stations. Yeah, pick whatever milk you want. Yeah. Like I think you're like
way, way ahead of all this. But I think if you came next year to Europe, Europe, I hope
that's not leaked. I think that's public. No, I think he said that. I think he
said that. Don't kill me. I think you should come, bro. Yeah, bro. I, um, the only
What do you think about this year was it was during the World Cup Month thing and I didn't
know like what I'd be doing so I didn't want to like go but um what you're gonna call it?
Oh what?
No sweat bro, no sweat.
Um, I don't know what I was gonna say, fuck I was gonna say, oh yeah, bro I wanted to
ask you about like how did you get started with the food reviews and stuff man because
I've seen them on TikTok for like uh two years now I think.
Are we, am I allowed to say what you're sipping on over there?
Uh, yeah it's just sparky water.
Oh, okay. I thought it was something else.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not boozing right now. I'm not boozing.
I'm boozing. I've been like, yo, we got laid back. We got laid back.
Wait, Jason, Jason, how old are you? How old are you?
I've hit my bio, but if you want to guess without looking, you can say that.
I'm going to say like 22, 23, 24.
I'm older than you, I think.
25.
No.
26.
six. I'm 40. I'm 40. So like, a lot of people don't know that, but like, I'm actually 40.
You're four. Wait, Jay Chalk. You didn't know that? No, bro. How did you I sent it on this
stream and I'm 40 no I hate it always 40 I did not what when Jason you look
young for 40 bro you look young yeah that's because I'm 27 oh bro what the
fuck I thought you were 40 bro you look serious you look serious and shit man
I'm 27 bro I'm 27 I look young now okay okay and like oh my bad um how did
you get started? Okay, I think we got sidetracked. How did you get started? On like,
like before you stream, did you start with food or not? No, no, no, I could give you the longer
short story. I don't know how you are on time right now. I did. I have, I might get on RP later.
Other than that, I'm doing nothing for the next, I'm ending shooting at nine. So nothing for the
next five hours. Oh, okay. So what we could do is we could Uber Eats and do a mukbang on stream.
That is something like that greatest idea of all yo Jay shock like let me say one thing bro
And my chat it might be hard to believe. I don't have a tough time eating
Jay shock. I don't have a tough time eating bro like I might please get pizza whatever McDonald's
Do you want to get the same thing? I
Want to eat light? I would do a pizza
I kind of want to eat like and I have a flight to LA tomorrow, and I want to
What are you doing in LA, bro?
What are you doing in LA?
I'm going to hang out with Nick and Lacey and all them.
And we're going to find J-Shock Love, the Chocolerette, 20v1.
Dude, you're going to do an I-Go-Rail, 20v1.
Somebody get laid!
Yeah.
J-Shock, be careful, bro.
J-Shock, some of those girls, bro, they just might want to use you, man.
Because, bro, they might try to use you, bro.
So be careful, all right?
I know we you we could you could talk to me about that tonight like you yes, bro
Yes, or ship ways, but we don't talk about yes
myself or not no, hey, bro
Hey, but you are Jason you are a funny fucking died man like I do thank you senior clips, bro
You're a funny-ass guy, bro. So any girl who appreciates your humor, bro is gonna appreciate you man
It's been a while since I found out but let me let me give you the breakdown of how I got a dollar shit
So I would say five, six years ago, I started producing music, like I would make beats and
stuff like that.
And I'd go on YouTube and try to sell type beats and like how to make a beat for Lil
Uzi.
How to make a beat for Huawei, but I would do shit like that and it wasn't really going
anywhere, but we, my partner, like we started a business and we couldn't really get
that when he climbed.
You say you and your like friend or you and your girlfriend?
No, my friend.
He was like my assistant now.
my assistant now, my best friend, Johnny. We thought this company did it really well.
I'm like, let me figure out something else. Let me try something else. I kept doing Snapchat
reviews of exotic snacks and my boy Rosario was like, yo, you got to post these on TikTok.
It'll blow up. I did one review of a drink, Prime. It got like 4,000 views. I did another
one of the snack review, like I was coming into work at the time, my home depot.
And they're like, yo, I saw your snack review.
You're on my four you page.
And I'm like, what the hell is a four you page?
I didn't know what any of this shit was.
And I kept doing them.
Got to, you know, a thousand, got the 10 K found out you could get paid.
When you get the 10 K followers, you know, monetize, monetization kept sticking with it.
So I did it for like three, three, two, three years.
And then I got fired from home depot after the fourth year.
Wait, how'd you get fired, how'd you get fired?
I worked my way up to a matter of position.
Thank you for the gift, guys.
Stopped gift to get the follow back and the moderator's thought.
I was opening and clothing the store, the head cashier, and this guy who worked there
kept like touching me.
Like if I'm your boy, like it takes a little bit of time for me to get like this for
you and like I'm very affectionate, like I don't mind hugging and you know like
But he was like punching me.
Now what you're saying, this guy was touching you.
Was it a co-worker or just a customer?
Yeah, co-worker.
It was a co-worker.
Yeah, and he was just kept kind of like doing shit to me,
like almost like bullying.
I've never really been bullied like that.
So I was like, bro, like chill the fuck out.
So one day I come in to work
and I had just got out of having pneumonia.
So my ribs are really bruised
and I'm clocking out and I come around the corner
and you can see he knocked the fucking window
I mean like like a Pablo Creed like my tooth spit out of my mouth type shit was this guy deranged
She's punching you. I don't know bro. So big guy like a big guy
Um, no, I would think he was round. He was pretty big with a ginormous, you know, okay
So he was like a fat guy
Yeah, he wasn't you know, he wasn't that crazy, you know, I'm trying to think of a comparison like a I
I don't know man like um like a Rick Ross body type but not that big so like a
refrigerator like kind of like a refrigerator or shape no he wasn't that
you know what he wasn't that big he was like a mini Rick Ross like a tick Ross
okay anyway I'm getting sidetracked um we both got fired we both got fired because
I defended myself and he hit me and I'm not gonna do this get get punched in the
face all night or punch in the stomach we also got fired I went and worked a
job with the post office. They fired me from there. Why did you get fired from the post
office? What? Like what? They said, they said my hearing and vision was going to affect
how well I perform the job. Cause I have really bad eyesight and hearing and they're like,
we basically can't have someone like you, your liability type of shit. Not like in
that word, but it was essentially felt like that, you know, damn. Yeah. It's, it's
Whatever bro, don't matter.
Like that was the hardest job I've ever done
for three months to be a mailman.
You know, I was in the coal, I was in the hot,
it was really, really fucking hard dude.
And then the last job I had was for an oil company
and I was selling oil to customers.
I was one of the top salesman's.
Like if you have heat in your house,
which I know you don't, because you're in Florida,
but if you ever needed heat,
I would be the one ordering you oil to heat your house
if you needed oil.
Some people have different ways of heating their house.
And that's the job I quit.
What did they say, unstable internet?
And that was the first job I quit,
because I knew I believed in myself
and I knew that I could do this.
So I got up, I got all my shit.
And this company was very strict, bro.
Like, you couldn't go to the bathroom.
It was a call center job so you're gonna put yourself in bathroom mode in snack time
when it was on a clock all the time.
And I'm like I need to be on shock time because I could go home and eat food in front of the
camera and make more money than I do in a fucking week working here.
So that's what I did bro.
I got all my shit.
I had to go to the bathroom and I said the fact that I had to tell them I'm going
to the bathroom and send an email because I need extra time because I gotta take a
shit is ridiculous.
So I found a black garbage pail, a bag from this girl,
and I thought, could I have one of those?
Took it back to my desk, I put all my stuff on my desk,
and I pulled like a spongebob,
and I threw it over my back,
and I walked down.
And my manager was like, come back,
I'm gonna talk to you.
She's like, I need you to sign this piece of paper
before you leave.
She handed me a piece of loose leaf,
and she's like, whatever happened, I believe in you.
And I'm like, listen, thank you, nothing against you.
I just, it's not what I wanna be.
and I want to get shit on my employees and customers,
but I believe in myself this much.
She gave me the paper jinksy.
I signed it as J-Shock,
because I went in there as Jerome
and I left as J-Shock.
I get home, my parents, dude,
they wanted to kill me.
My dad wouldn't even give me a month at all.
But then, like, agencies started calling me
And I tried to like push that on them.
And I'm like, dude, like this is real.
Like these people like they could work with
and build brand and eventually like we found something.
I got a lot of work coming in from different things.
And-
So, but just for like timeline, at that time
when you were posting TikToks of like food reviews
and stuff, you were never streaming yet.
When did you start streaming?
So I started streaming last year and around March or May.
But before that I was streaming on TikTok
with my phone camera.
So there's a dual camera function on TikTok
where it points to your face
and whatever you're looking at.
So I didn't have a setup like this.
I had a TV like this
and it was pointing on my face like this and the TV
and it was like the most kind of setup ever.
But people were still watching.
So then for Christmas, I got a laptop or a capture card
and I made this setup I have here, which is amazing.
It's not amazing, amazing, but it works.
Hell yeah, dude.
I did it, bro.
And I started telling people I need Clipper,
that my main man, my main stream manager,
my friend, I don't even know if I can say a name,
I never said a name, but he believed in me
and he was the only one that clipped
and now everyone's clipping for me
and I'm meeting people like you
that are disinferational, you know?
Dude, that's, dude, you have a really cool story, bro.
Like, I'm not even, that's a cool story.
It's even more complex.
happened through so much more shit like medically and like you like I have some
crazy story that I could get at the but I don't even you don't have to get into
those right now bro but um I have a couple of questions that the chat okay
is asking one person said something happened with your camera man at
streamer University oh give me one second I think we just hit 200k or 200k
No, we're we're five. We're 400 away. We're close guys. We're close. We hit 3000 subs though.
I'll go follow JXC. Go sub to them. Go show them some love. Yeah. Thank you, bro. Thank you.
Cameraman situation. Yeah. So what like one of my mods asked about something happened with your
cameraman at some university. Yeah, listen, I don't want to like, I don't want to throw
I don't want to throw a hash at the guy, like I don't want to keep like talking about it in a negative way, but um
I knew him for like maybe a year
My dad is basically like my main cameraman. He goes to meet all my video the food reviews
So he's very supportive, but um my cameraman
Like I had giving him warnings. I was like yo like I don't really like the way you talk to me sometimes
Very disrespectful like I'm giving you a lot of good opportunities. Oh, he was being like kind of like disrespectful to you
Yeah, before before all this so we got the application and we did our thing and in that whole week
He didn't show up in time. He wasn't there in the morning. He barely came to my classes
He was there for himself like he would get his breakfast first
He would he wouldn't be like go do you want breakfast like you want me to go get you this
The camera equipment was never ready. He bought a DJI mic and a fucking backpack
It's all he brought
He didn't bring a camera?
No, no, you bought a camera, a backpack, a light, four...
Drew is a go-to-dash cameraman, though.
Like, Drew's a go-to-dash cameraman.
But I know what you mean.
That sucks, because that fucks up your vibe as your cameraman's, like, laid, unprepared.
Right.
And also, Jinxie, my clippers and editors had to take other clips and line up my audio from
my clips and like let's just say Ron clips from his POV because every time this guy was
filming he was filming a fucking wall or a school bus and it was never on me it was
almost like he was vlogging his point of view.
It was like what are you doing?
So also bro, he was talking on camera, cursing out my chat, I could pull up the clips right
now.
And sketch said it too, everyone said it.
How'd you find this guy?
Like Craigslist or something?
He's like a nightmare.
He's there.
He's there.
J-Sop.
J-Sop, you got your cameraman on eBay.
That's pretty unique.
No, no, he found me on Instagram or whatever.
I like him.
Okay, you're trolling.
Okay.
Yeah.
So the most biggest thing, and this is for you guys, Shaq Squad, he disrespected me and
my community.
You know, he said fuck chat, dumbass chat.
All right.
He was making fun of me.
All right.
All right.
I would have fired him there.
Your cameraman said fuck you to your chat.
Clips, do you have the clip?
What the fuck, dude?
I'm gonna pull it up right now.
I mean like it's one thing if it's like the streamer and they're trolling
Where's Brandon where's Brandon here it is. I found
Can you see my screen? Oh wait, are you screen sharing? Oh god? You have the receipts?
Oh you can go to my screen. Oh go to stream. Okay. Hold on. I've got to see my now
Listen to what he said, JX
Hey, so I can't forget to follow back in the mileage about where are all the views on tiktok today
somebody say that
Okay, you got oh buddy you ever give her seats. Yeah, I am
Okay
living proof living proof
Yeah, I live in proof bro living
Look bro, you don't have to explain yourself and like yeah
I you don't have to explain yourself if you have if you don't vibe with your camera and that's a bad bad sign, bro
Okay, city. Sorry
I'm sorry, Brian. I'm going to cut you off. No, it's very condense. He's very condescending like
It was almost like he was there for self
Self growth. He was talking down on me like he was making fun of my hearing like jigsie
Sketch like see you guys can make fun of my hearing. Well, like this is your job
like it's good to troll but someone that I would never make fun of your hearing
bro no I don't give a shit bro you can make fun of how I look I don't care but
someone I wouldn't do that though I don't think that's like a joke I know
but it's like someone that I know that I'm paying to be there with me and
that's my friend and making fun of me in front of my audience and disrespect my
audience like that's just low-class type shit bro and then I just I got to
a breaking point where I just snapped and I didn't want to snap on camera
But I just wanted to stick up for my community and myself and just been really just to like prove to like
Everyone that I'm really gonna be taking the shit, bro, you know
No, I get it man
I get it also just like being laid and unprepared is like bad already
Yeah, if it's a big thing like some university like obviously that's a good opportunity for you
Like he should be extra locked in for that, you know
Exactly, bro
Now other people in my chat are saying that you're dating Sophie rain or something. That's your girlfriend
We're on and off the court, bro.
You guys are on and off.
Are you serious?
On and off.
What the fuck, dude?
How long has that been going on for?
A year.
I can't get any of that right.
You're being dead, like you're being dead ass.
You guys have been dating for a year.
On and off, on and off.
Straight up Quavo.
Um, as of June 10th 2025 we have been dating what you don't know fuck bro. I don't know that holy shit
Yeah, oh, I'm like I'm exploring different options, you know
It's just that's how it is man. Yes, bro. Okay, dude. I wrote saying um
Um
Um, if you want to do some gaming bribe, it gets chocolate clock should we order the food?
And we should like we maybe we should order the food like 1v1 and then do a mukbang or something
I'm down bro. Um, what food do you want to order bro?
I don't I think
We should keep it light. I get like
Pizza and wings
That's pretty I'm gonna be honest like that's thick. That's you
What is if that's light Jason what is happy you're right right well, I don't know like I don't know what's the eat
Do you want to get like soup? Like what you want? Hey, bro pizza and wings
You don't gotta tell me twice bro. Let's do this shit like I wasn't
What time is your flight? I
Don't want to say the luncheon. Don't say that on stream and don't say
Shit
With the five get to thank you, bro. I gotta figure out what I'm not I'm doing. I can order a pizza low-key dude
Let's get um
I'm only gonna have like one or two slices, and I think we could just muck on that bro. Me too. Yeah, I'm gonna have one or two
Or dominoes
We'll be so what was the first one he said domini dominoes are real pizza. Yeah, let's get real pizza like a pizzeria
Oh, oh, you don't like you don't think Domino's is real pizza, bro
I have to sir. I have to step in here up take fast food or or like like a pizzeria
Like what do you want to do? I
Don't really want to do the fast food route and if I don't think you can get dominoes
I'll get whatever like pizzeria. I thought we're eating. We're still eating the same food. Yes
Yeah, 100% there's actually a lot of pizzerias near me
I'm down down bro or or we could do McDonald's. I get the same order
Dude, I'm gonna be honest the last time I had McDonald's I almost shit myself
Okay, it's not happening. No, I need to take like the galaxy. I need to back it up on McDonald's like I don't know another galaxy
Yeah, let me know if I'm right or wrong here, but I do per maybe I'm delusional
I swear five to 10 years ago McDonald's is way higher quality than it is now.
I swear to God.
Well, the quarter pounders were insane.
Dude, even the nuggets like 10 years ago, I swear McDonald's was way better.
I swear.
I have a theory that it's either our taste buds or they change the recipe after COVID.
One of my third theory is when you're a kid, everything just tastes new to you.
and we're so used to the taste now and our bodies have developed in such a way that our
mind and tongues could taste what shit tastes like.
Have you heard of McDonald's theories before?
People don't like chattatiping.
Have you heard of it?
Is this what I just said?
Is that part of what the theory is?
The McDonald's theory, all I'm going to say is, if I speak, I'm in big trouble.
That's all I'm going to say.
Bro, do research off stream when you're on your flight tonight.
Uh, look into the McDonald's theory.
There's a lot of wild shit and I'm not saying it's wrong.
Just check it out.
Like it's, it's wild.
Wow.
Okay.
It's crazy, bro.
But okay, I'm gonna get a pizza joint.
I'm gonna get a pizza joint, bro.
Yes, man.
Let me do it.
Okay, I'm gonna order it.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Oh, you have to step away to order?
Yeah, you have to step away to order it.
I guess I'll mute my mic.
Oh, you're going to call.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll be back in two seconds.
I can't eat a lot, bro.
I'm just going to, I'm not going to eat too much.
Yo, I'm not going to eat too much.
gonna eat too much y'all. Let me do this bro. I'm gonna get a 10-inch pizza. Light.
I'm just gonna go light. I'm gonna do 10-inch pizza and I'm gonna do, bro, should I do chicken or
pepperoni? Probably pepperoni, bro. Yes, I'm gonna just eat light and yes bro. I'm
gonna get chicken wings as well because it's chocolate clock. Yeah, we could do a
We can do a R6 1v1 and then probably do a mukbang.
That sounds peak, bro.
That sounds fucking peak.
Oh my God, I'm gonna get the lemon pepper?
Yeah, I'm gonna get lemon peppers, bro.
I'm dead ass not gonna get a lot of food,
but I'm just gonna get 10 inch pizza.
And so I'm gonna have like two or three wings.
Four or five wings.
I like Jay shock a lot bro like he's very like easy to stream with like he's very talkative
and in the moment chat he's very fun to stream with like he's a good vibe he's a good vibe
and he's funny he's funny bro oh yeah Jay shock welcome back right you know you don't
know how to read you right oh oh oh yeah I just ordered I just ordered well what did
What's your order?
Bro, I got pizza and wings.
I got pizza and lemon pepper wings, yes.
Is there a problem?
Okay, all right, all right, okay, perfect, perfect.
Yep.
All right, I'm gonna put my order in here once, okay?
Did you get any toppings or just a plain cheese pizza?
Bro, it's saying there's an error on my shit, man.
It's saying there's an error.
I've never actually seen this before.
It says air validating. Oh, that's why I see why I see why never mind. I got it
Let me know if I should order it or not. No, you are good to go. You're good to go, bro
I got pizza and wings
Okay, I just put it in I appreciate it get the subs guys. So Jason I think we get it from Jim good. Thank you, bro
Oh, it's still not working. Fuck. Okay. Get the pizza and wings
I'm gonna get pizza and wings as well, but I'm having like a I'm getting sort of cocked here. Hold on
Wait, let me you wait. I'm young. I'm definitely ordering it
Yes, yes order. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I wanted bro. Jay shock. No troll man. I might have to get fucking
Hold on hold on I think there's a lot
Hold on I got you don't worry
All right, all right, I'm a call I'm a call Jay shock. Let me know if you can hear me right now
Not okay
Alright, Jeff, we're getting a piece of, gonna be a live mukbang, we are lit, TikTok, top
gift to get the follow back in the moderator spot.
Please keep grinding with the scrollers community, tap the screen, get to a million likes.
I love each and every one of you.
I would think we have more viewers, but I guess it's summer and early, so TikTok is kind of like...
Yeah, but it's okay. I love all of you.
On TikTok.
Oh, yeah, hell yeah.
Chad, what are we thinking of this collab so far? Rate this...
Rate this collab, one to nine.
Rate this collab, one to nine.
200K, we had 200K! Let's go!
Let's go guys all of you give yourself a big round of flaws
99 in the chat for this community. Let's go guys
And we get three thousand subs. Let's go
Let's go guys everyone gifting everyone subbing I love you guys sub up guys
You get custom emails getting a discord chat
And you get to play with subs on Sunday. I play with subs on Sunday
Make sure you guys are subbed up if you want to play with me.
Trick and go guys.
We only play with subs once a week, so if you want to get a spot, hit that sub now and
you have a chance to get in for this Sunday's.
Oh wait, I can't play this Sunday.
I might be able to play this Sunday, but regardless, you have to be subbed to play with me on
Sundays.
I think I will be able to play this Sunday.
chat with good 99 flapping change your category to just chatting I look you want
to keep it on for you
what was that
Who is that? Who is selling right now?
World within resub, Travis with the sub, it's chill with the sub.
Appreciate all of you guys, GG's, thank you for all the gifts on TikTok as well.
Top gift to get the moderators fine, shout out.
And I see you guys still using that Shimmer University badge.
Oh, chat by the way.
Check this shit out.
Shot.
Shot.
Check this out.
Check this out, chat. So Twitch and Shimmer University posted the pictures from school.
Look at how good my picture came out. Look at how sexy I look. Look at this. Appreciate
all the subs. Um, Lionbowl, the real Jasmine. Jameena, I'm sorry. Everyone's going crazy
Get the subs right now.
Look at how aurous his shot.
I took so many.
Looking good.
Does he look like Rick?
Choco clock?
Wow.
Yo, Dead Shot, it's Choco clock, baby.
I got the food on the way.
Face of time.
There we go.
J-Shock, can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah, can you hear me?
Yes. Can you hear me?
J-Shock, it's Choco Clock, baby.
You ready, bro?
I'm beyond ready.
I'm beyond ready.
All right, A, let's rip this man.
Hey, how good are you at siege?
Like, how hard should I try?
Are you good?
I be lazy last night on my rules,
but my rules are dumb.
I play four rounds with no prep phase, and I won.
All right, bro.
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna try pretty hard here then on coastline
You won't want to set that up or you want to do it on your rules give you the house. Let's do it on
Have I what's going on there? Let's do it on um, oh, oh, let's do it on
Witcher McCall day
Let's do my rules or not even my rules. Let's go up to seven and Tony with a gift. It's up. Thank you
Antonio nine and I jakesy. How do I show?
Are you showing me on your stream right now or just your face cam?
Do you stream on IRL toolkit because if you actually I think on discord I can get you in but are you on toolkit?
Yeah, but I didn't set it up where I got home
Yeah, we learned about that and had that program on campus, but go I didn't set it up yet. It's okay
I'll get you on through just for that one. I'll get your face on also Jay shot, bro
Um, I do a lot of streamer like gaming tournaments and we're doing one on fortnight and our six soon
If you'd ever want to join and be like a captain or whatever. Let me know yeah
The captain's play and draft their teams play and draft their team. Oh, and you're not playing
I don't know what I'm gonna do for the next ones. I'm doing a r6 one and a fortnight one
But I don't know what I'm gonna do yet for one. I want
I'm gonna have me get the team I
I think we're probably gonna do 5v5 bro like we'll get a shit ton of
I would do me snappy to ski. Um, yeah, what's the name Joe you and the
fifth one would probably be sketch around. That'd be a fucking stack.
Well, bro, the only thing is we do it to where it's like a draft. So like we
You get a pool of players and then you just go, go, like it's, you don't understand it
when you do it, but just like a bit of an opera thing.
Please give me, give me some advice, um, I'm sure I'll get your contact information after
this because I don't even use Twitter.
I'll text you on Twitter my number after this.
Yeah, but is that your account?
Because I want to make sure that's you running it.
On Twitter?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's me.
That's me.
Okay, thank you.
I don't use Twitter either.
Contacting you so I just text you on there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, just text me that I'll get your number
I'm just give me a notice. All right. I invite me on this. I gotta
I gotta get you on
word
Right lock in
Let's do this bro chat. I'm not gonna say I'll run it when I do run it like that I actually
Wait a second 100 count it from who how did I miss this?
It's not even loading!
Guys, I'm sorry, I can't- I have so much shit going on right now.
Hey, whoever's doing it at 100, I'm so sorry, you can spank me hard.
Oh, oh god. Wait, no, you can see, Jay Shock, you can see in your top gifters for the guy.
Oh, Atlantis! Atlantis with the 100 giftin'!
99 Atlantis! Thank you, bro!
99 Atlanta feel I gotta pump a song for him real quick like a two-second song
in the meantime my name is J R O M E Y I've never had this happen I've never
had I can't even move what the fuck my did I just get like hacked I can't
even I can't even move you got EMPed oh now it's working oh that was interesting
okay wait so your name is what is it I'm gonna add you Jerome underscore shop
No, it's um
J-R-O
M-E-Y
Chalk 99
But I'm on D&D. I'm on D&D
Hey, this is for you, bro
J-Shock, I see you here. Choco clock 99
J-Shock, I'm gonna add you
Yeah, my bad. That isn't me. Let me know if you got that. Let me know if you got that
Um, could I say your name or should I hide my stream?
Uh, yeah, you could add me.
It might be hard to find, but it should be O underscore JNC, but yeah, you may as well,
may as well.
Wait a minute, why would it be hard to find?
The only one that just said it would be...
No, um, I mean, like, if you search up my name, I might have a hard time finding
your request.
Like, I might have a...
Okay, let me let me lock in let me just type your name in
Cuz I'm not gonna be able to find it. Okay, so we're doing oh
Underscore JXC JYNXI right? Yes, JYNXZI
JYNXZI. Oh, I think this is you
If you get the gift it's up!
Show them your letters in the chat!
I
Made this love you bro. What did you you can roll your arms Jay shock you can roll your arm
What did you say sub-screw the beat you
Sub-Jerice you
No, no, say say sub-screw the beat you you can roll your arm
Oh
I'm trying to do a little
Alright
Oh wait, J-Shock, you just ripped a ball, right, bro?
A little rolly-all right.
A little eeewww.
Wait, take some, I got one!
Shaka-klaka!
All right!
That's pretty good, but that's one of one that's never been used in the human world before.
Yeah, sir.
Wait, J-Shock, I hate you by the way.
No, no, I don't have it, I don't have it.
I'm like, girl, it's like a girl, it's like a mermaid, it looks like a mermaid with red hair.
Oh j y and I forgot the I I am mental oh underscore j y and x z I
J y and x z
Which is on what's yours again J Romney
Wait, what is it?
I got you. I got you. I found you. Yep. Take your time. My bad. I spelled your name wrong.
No, you're good. Honestly, like people do that all the time. It is kind of confusing.
Um. Bro, this kid hacked my account and added like literally a thousand people. No. Yeah.
like the biggest like weirdo of all time JYNXZI how did you come up with their
name what does that mean um I like didn't really give it much thought I mean
there was a Pokemon named Jinx that I thought was kind of cool that I had
but Jinx was taken on Twitch so then I just did Jinxie and then kind of went
with it.
You're offline by the way.
It might say that.
Wait, J-Shop, tell me yours again.
Tell me yours again.
Um...
It's um...
What is it? Shock 0 o'clock
99.
SHO CK
The letter uh...
I think it's 0 o'clock.
Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're here, you're here.
You're just offline though, it says.
I am I'm on but I have all my all my invites like turned off and look it's
spammed I added you though I'm telling you I had no I know you added me but it
says you're offline it says you're off what the fuck what try to appear on maybe
you're appearing offline on your account when we start my game of like me
Jarvis initiate Shackle Clock Mourn, I need a hold of the deck!
Damn it!
I'm sweating in this damn honey.
Wait, Jarvis, you're sweating in it, just take it off, bro.
Well, I gotta initiate Oh Clock Mourn when I'm playing you, then I'll thank it off if I win.
Aura, aura.
Jarvis, stop him, Jesus. I'm just spamming.
This is not a brand plug. This is my natural enjoyment of this product.
Have you ever tried liquid IV?
Uh, yeah, I love dude, that thing is going to like, I swear it actually hydrates the fuck out of you.
I am like, ripped up right now. It's amazing. I'm bricked up and ripped up.
You're bricked up right now playing teach.
Jeff.
You're stiff right now, Jay Shock, playing R6.
I can literally do a handstand.
Jay Shock, Jay Shock, if there was one R6 character that you would crack, who would it be?
I would rip the beanie off Ross and hit it raw.
Okay, honestly, I haven't heard that one.
I cannot say I've heard...
Chad, is there any Frost?
Uh, uh...
Like Gunners in here?
I've heard that word.
Or Valkyrie.
I don't have a top three.
A Valkyrie,
a Rooney,
and maybe Frost.
I like my top three.
A Rooney, Rouse, do you like to be dominated?
Because a Rooney is like dominant.
A Rooney would kick my ass.
A Rooney could fricking...
reach me.
And I'd be cool with that.
Well, where are you?
J-Shot, what do you mean
a Rooney could breach you?
like what exactly do you mean by that bro she could plant the bomb on me wait
though no I was hoping you weren't gonna say that wait jay shop jay shop you just
said you want a Rudy to peg you bro like that just so I'm not I said she could
plant the bomb on me which is her big fat juicy melon yeah but normally the
bomb is referred to as like your wiener bro and if a runes of no it'll
be a probably a strap oh no no no no okay jay to subject I think you have to
appear online broke team shake I'll go on my
uh you're like off my friends list oh cool I have 440 few friends nice man
great bro fucking great I'm ready I'm going on my yo chat three certainties in
life death taxes and rainbow six siege Ubisoft connect failing to work I have
four hundred and forty three friends this kid hacked the fuck out of me yeah
like Ubi connects not even loading bro and everything just despawned yo but if
If you see me, just invite me, like I think we're at it, so just invite me and I'll probably get that.
Lester is calling, I'm not on GTA, bro.
I'm on mine, I'm on mine, I'm on mine.
You gotta be quick though.
Just invite me.
No no no, you're not like pop, just invite me if you have me.
Oh! Oh!
JaySock, I invited you, good fucking shit!
I invited you, did you get that?
My god, I'm just trying to fucking accept it if Ubisoft wants me to.
Click it!
Not happening!
Thank you!
Da-da-da-da-da!
Why are they coming out?!
Bro, when are they coming out with that new uh...
update with the new UI?
Me-ho.
Huh.
2029.
I- I don't- Bro.
I don't know, man.
Alright, J-Shock!
Let's do this, bro!
Wait, so what's your role-
Are you off?
Oh, shi-
Are you online?
Yeah, I'm nasty, right?
Wait, wait, wait, J-Shock!
You see me, right?
You see me in your squad, right?
You see me?
I do.
I'm just gonna appear offline real quick so I don't get spamming right.
Yeah, take your time. Take your time. I'm gonna set up the one you want.
Uh-huh!
Set it up! Set it up! Set it up! Set it up!
What's the highest rank you've ever reached in Siege, ever?
Uh, Premium Five.
What does that mean?
Secret rank.
So when you get past Champ, you unlock Premium Five.
Okay...
You've reached premium five
premium five
What up you like
All right, so Jay shop besides premium five though. I think I think silver
Okay, so you're highest ranking so okay Jay shop. What if I told you this man and let me know what you think
What if we 1v1?
But I can't shoot I can grenade I can drone I can see for I can trap but I can't shoot
Who do you think wins?
Me.
Dead ass?
There's no way you can win without shooting.
OK, how many hours do you have in Siege?
And don't pull a mood up.
J-Jayshog, do you know the lore?
I have apparently 577 hours in the game.
OK.
Well, that's fair, because I have 30,000 hours.
So let's do this.
We won't be long.
We go, we won't be one.
I can't shoot.
I can C4.
I can trap.
I can drone.
I can grenade.
I cannot shoot though.
But that's just kidding.
I wanna make, what if we didn't one like that
and one went up?
Let's do that one first.
You're gonna play me straight up first.
Straight up first.
And then we'll do, we're playing Oregon, of course we are.
Of course!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
You don't like Oregon?
I've never even heard of that.
That's like, bro, that's like saying you've never-
It's like favorite map, but it's the hard,
No, Chaldea is my favorite map.
Bro, JayShock. Alright, first map is Oregon, second map you can pick.
JayShock!
Alright, Chad! It's Jigsie O'Clock! It's Jack O'Clock!
We used to pray for days like these!
SHOCK O'CLOCK! ALRIGHT!
JayShock! I'm not gonna go easy, bro!
Hey, what's your favorite operator? Ask him for a friend.
Tinker.
What's your favorite defender?
Frost.
Bobo.
Bobo.
JayShock, that's the oldest trick in the game.
I don't care. I'm not gonna be those people. That's the oldest trick in the book my boy
All right, Jason. I'm gonna shoot this bro
Who's your favorite operator?
gosh of all time
Best operator ever is me. Oh, you like me right?
I am biased we think moves by the best operator of all time. Yes, so we're doing this one where you you can't
You can't eat anything
I'm this one this one you want me to go full trial right for trial. Yes. Yeah
J shot like I'm telling you dude like if I go oh by the way, we got to that muckbang too. We'll do like two won't be once, right?
Bro, yes, bro, and maybe another day we could to be to every right to like another day where we're not doing anything
Did you start playing siege bro, we start playing siege
2016, but I never
Named it until
last year
Hi, man. That's the mutt to you. So you want me to go full time?
Good bro, I've been waiting for this moment. So hell yeah
Good thing if I can't win this break
Jake?
Jake Shock, would you consider yourself more of an attacking player or a defending player?
Oh, Jack, by far.
I know you put a Valkyrie in here because I saw you, but I don't know where it is.
Bro, J.J. J.J. J.J. J.J. J.J.
Now that was in you!
Wait, what do you mean you're safe here?
Me ho!
Me ho!
No, J-Shock, I was in like attic, I was in attic.
Now J-Shock, are you sure you want me to like this bro?
I'm a cringe lord bro, like I'm a swag.
I want you to go ahead and love me.
Alright bro, I'm a go full charge.
If I get one kill on you, I feel like this is going to happen regardless.
But if I get one kill on you, we need to do, we just need to hang out off stream in real life.
J-Shock, would you want to come to like Florida and do a stream, bro?
Like, I'm down.
Like, would you want to come to like my house, bro?
I'm down.
Even if I was-
Dude, we could do an IRL mukbang!
J-Shock, we could do an IRL mukbang, bro.
Like, do you realize how big that would be?
I have a place in Florida in Fort Myers.
Dude, Fort Myers is like...
I think Fort Myers is like two hours from me? Two and a half hours?
Oh, you're in Miami or Tampa?
You're in Tampa, right?
Tampa, Tampa. World's Drapin Spray. Do you know where Drapin Spray's is?
No, no, no.
It's rough. Not a lot of people go there, but, yes.
Radiator Spray.
What did you say?
You know where Radiator Spray's is?
Uh, no, good enough.
Some cars.
Oh yeah, we need to spings like I watch cars, but I don't remember exactly
Yeah, we are going crazy with the viewers today man
You guys have been so fucking generous lately, I'm gonna get all you
Surveillance on boss
Oh you're muted
That's awesome bro
Hey Jayshop, you deserve all the growth you've been getting bro
Like you've been making content for years bro
Like good content
Oh, thank you brother
I mean it lost me
You're a solid guy man, you're a solid guy
I am gonna shit on you right now though, just let me know
Alright bro, I respect that you want me to go try hard because that's what I would say
If you come out of that thing
I fucking get me from behind
While i'm drowning
I'm gonna be scared. You're scared. You gotta be more confident. I'm not you're gonna do that. I'm inside. I'm inside
Are you inside?
Hold this
I heard you on a camera.
You hear shit.
I'm playing, dude, J.Sock, I'm playing like a cringe lord.
Like...
Yeah.
I'm just, dude, you told me to go full-on.
Like this is, this is like prime cringe.
This is like I'm fighting the rock.
There's no chance of me winning
But I'm gonna try
Well honestly, Jay shock like I said if you have 500 hours, and I have 30,000 hours
If you get a kill bro, that's good, bro. Like Jay shock
I'm gonna get a kill on you, bro. It would be like
Bro, you gotta earn it Jay shock the thing is like I'm not really good at games
Seed is just one game where I dumped my entire like childhood into it. So like it's the oh and I'm good at class too
There's only two games. I'm good at
Right, right, right like for realsies
I've never played clash in my life, bro
You've never played class like class of plans even never class of plans never clash Royale. Nothing, bro
Bobble wait, you said you beat Lacy in a seat. Well, you up
Yeah, look at that bro, and he did a 99v1 last night in Fortnite.
I was with 99 kills.
I got him.
I won.
He gifted 500.
You killed Macy in Fortnite.
Yes.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, like I would get 100 of...
Wait, what?
Bro, Jason, we should play Fortnite, bro.
I'm down for anything, bro.
The night is young, bro.
The night is young, dude.
Dude, you're a fun guy to stream with bro. Like you have really good like energy, bro. You're like very good energy
Thank you, sir likewise
I'm upstairs by the way
Upstairs an attic by the way
You're inattentive. You're telling me your location. That's Oro, bro.
That's my type of bag.
You're telling me your location.
That's neutralized.
You're out of the finish gate, chocolate!
You liar! Are you not upstairs?
We're just capped.
It's drone dead.
Wait, where the hell- oh my god, you're not up or down, are you middle floor?
Bro, okay.
I hear your character upstairs, but I know your sight's middle up near the bomb.
I feel like you're about to get really mad.
If I kill you like this, I don't know if I will or not.
You made...
a potentially fatal mistake.
Potentially fatal!
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh my god, you almost killed me. Oh my god, you almost killed me. Oh my god, you almost killed me
You're killing me. Jsonk, you almost actually hit me there. You hit me. You hit me
Are you on PC or console or your console or PC?
Ora ora, but you're on PlayStation. Oh, bro. This isn't even fair. I'm on P. I'm like double your frames, bro
PlayStation
J. John, why do you prefer PS over Xbox? Give me a good reason. I always wondered why people prefer it. I
I
Always wondered why
So I always liked the exclusive games. I like the graphics
I
Did like Xbox got a kid
But um bro, but don't you like how on Xbox you can have spaces in your gamertag like I like that which I'd like that
About the name it's about the game
True
Xbox Clips? This is niche though, because this is for real.
On Xbox, the clip is full screen. On PlayStation, it's like a quarter of the screen. It's ass.
Did you go through your clips on Xbox?
I go, dude, literally clips. I've been doing clips for like four, four or five years,
and if it was for Xbox, it wouldn't be possible. Literally.
Wow. So, so how do you, um, how do you react to your viewers' clips on Xbox?
So they send you messages and you just click on them. It's like a media link
You just click on it and it just plays it could be a clip of any game
Any leg
You can do it on PlayStation, but I've done it before and it takes up 60% of the screen
It's ass like on Xbox these are a hundred percent of screen
Yeah, I'm upstairs
I'm playing my favorite operator in the game right now you like to go big window
I like big things brother I like big things what does what do you mean by
that J-talk big way better not put that rotate there again no cheap shitty
Let's see you win without a road tape, pal!
Wanna win with a wall bang?
What's gonna happen? I'm gonna plan right now.
Are you sure you're gonna plan?
Jesse!
We need to go!
Four eliminated. Mission successful.
J. Shock you might be in a Breaking Bad edit in T-minus 12 hours.
You might be in a Breaking Bad edit, bro.
I'm 12 as you know, 4-0.
I'm coming back because I am the danger.
Okay?
I am the danger.
All right, all right.
Yo, J. Shock, like I said, bro, like I'm a chud, man.
Like I play this game too much, bro.
I'm a chud.
Okay, use ban Jay shock. Was that a misclick?
Yeah, that that was a mistake. Somebody made my desk.
Someone's underneath my desk, so I'll worry about it.
Wait, there's a someone's under your desk? Yeah.
Who's who's under your desk? Can't reveal the name just yet.
By the way, bro, my pizza got here. So, oh my god.
After this, bro, you want to do mukbang after this or do one more game?
Oh, we can do one on your rules too. One on your rules.
Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Let's do one more here. Let's do one more one be one on your rules and then
We're gonna rank with you too. Yeah, we can do a mukbang and we can play ranked and we can play four night
Okay, bad bad bad. Yo, you should get our creators, bro. Dude. I have not ever played that game
I heard that game is like infested with cheaters though
No, they took a lot of them out bro. I know I can't feel there's like no cheaters. It's so good, bro
I can't wait to show my new audience like this, I'm like the main thing with me, Jay Chalk, was that like I couldn't play what I wanted to play
Like I like seed but I don't want to display this game. I want to play different games like storybook games
Hey, brother Jay Chalk, I'm gonna be honest. There's no one in the world that only wants to play seeds for the rest of their life
If they do, they probably hate their life.
But it just wasn't fair because that's what people like knew me as.
And I did like, I do so many other things.
Like, so now I could actually do that, which is cool.
Oh yeah, do whatever you want. Also, JaySoc, my opinion bro,
is you should do like, 80 to 90% of your streams should be desktop,
because desktop's easy to do, but I think you should do a lot of IRLs.
Like, I think you'd be a really good IRL streamer.
You were there? I thought you were outside. I literally saw a stick figure of you in that
wall. Wait, what wall? What wall? I'm shooting at a wall that we weren't even behind. I was
behind that the wall with the hole in it I was there yeah for maybe like a second
you're gonna be vigil I don't know what I'm gonna be I don't know I don't know oh
no you're gonna be mafi okay thank God I'm bad mother and that's actually a
really good mouth he's like my mouth he's my face we're yeah let's play right
you like hey let's have a gaming night J shot after the mukbang though we have
I
Can game for like four hours my way
Yes, sir. I was a
I don't know how I was gonna play till you got off because I usually go live from like 730 to like
One or two, but this is now I like a way earlier stream
But yeah, bro my only like dude and I'm not even to give you advice
But my only advice is just be consistent, bro. You're a great streamer and dude. You're gonna grow like crazy
Also definitely do some IRLs for sure, but I would do a lot of gaming too, gaming is what I like to do.
I'm doing a lot of IRLs weekend, but the biggest thing with me bro is like I also am a mainly a TikTok creator.
Oh by the way chat, I'm not flexing. I'm just very happy. We have the number one creator on TikTok right now.
Wait what do you... I'm ranked number one on TikTok.
stock what do you mean like what do you mean
on the number one creator of tiktok trending tiktok right now
wait
thank you to everyone
not even in live streaming or anything just like
in general
like what do you like in terms of like growth or something
growth, trending
Don't throw that C4!
Man, I'm not gonna let you shut that fucking aura!
Brother, that's fucking aura!
That's fucking aura!
Come back!
Come back!
you have you have a good ass mic set
do you want me to swing you? do you want me to swing you? you can't swing me
I got a minute thirty-seven
I got a full clip
I'm ready to rip
But you gotta come up one of these two doors
Chicksie no dude, I can't talk. I'm a child. I'm a I'm a absolute child
Dude it cuz I'm just a child. I'm a loser, bro. Like I just played a game cringe
I
Think it's so good, bro. I'm not I'm not naturally good at any of the games I play
I just played Siege for my whole life, bro. So it's the only game. I'm actually gonna
Wow
Please say Jane. I love you bro. What up, James? So, uh, bro, Jay shock
Yeah, as it sits currently right now. Are you single or are you dating Sophie like as it sits right now, right?
Right now, I'm definitely single coming off this stream of you shit. I am rotating like I'm rotating in siege
Define what you mean, but actually what's understood doesn't need to be explained your roots. I got it. Got it. How many rotation holes do you have?
you have what's today Thursday we got we got ice-spice tonight she's coming
around 3 30 a.m. and then you guys Friday coming to your house at three
three the copper near okay yeah
Mm-hmm
That is your
Some day we got fucking
Rihanna
She's married to a sat rocky. Yeah, like I
J-Sot. No, I think she married bro till I hate that
Yeah, we're right be a rock go back
All right, you're gonna get fried right here, bro
No.
They're upstairs or down.
No, you're legitimately, I'm upstairs.
Are you dead or ass up there?
No, I'm in basement.
You lied earlier.
Are you capping?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Bro, you like to go, like, middle floor, I think, dude.
Are you inside yet?
I'll be there shortly.
Are you in the building?
Oh, you're above me.
Three, two...
Three, two...
You located a bomb.
You can't move.
I'm not going to lie, Malusi was a good child, kid.
You're going to die, brother.
You're going to die, brother.
Oh
God this kind of fucking recoil
No, this shit is kicking
all four eliminated friendly mission successful
josh that is me at full trial bro that is full trial bro
Respect him on now. I'm gonna get you in something. I'm gonna get one kill my life
I can guarantee it do you want any pizza yet or no?
Yo, bro, you don't got to tell me twice. Let me see if it's here real quick. Jay shot
Are you cool with just taking over both streams for a minute? I'm gonna see my pizzas here course. All right, of course
Debbie
here
Chat lock in we're gonna have a great night. We're gonna have pizza. We're gonna have games. We're gonna have some fun
Lock in, chat, we're going to lock in.
A low key might restart the TikTok Live, because it's not where I want it to be right now.
I think around 7.38, I'm going to restart it, but everyone name your best drinksy moment
ever.
Can I get a shout out?
Carolina QT, Ryan's, Joe Flay, 14-9-9, the subs.
All right.
When he came on my face cam, face cam.
We have a problem.
My pizza's not here yet.
Jason, do you want to play ranked, or do you want to be won in like Fortnite or
some shit?
I'm down to do a rank with my rules ranked with like we play ranked with your rules or won't be one with
I mean, um, let me one of my rules. Let's do it. And then my pizza will be here like for sure
Yo, you I'm gonna give you a host a shock. I'm gonna give you a host my boy
Okay, um, I gotta like you first
Bommel. Yeah, I'm not gonna no problem
That's what I wanted to ask you before so like my main thing is tech talk like can you hear me? Yes?
I can hear you. I can hear you. So like now that I'm streaming and I've entered a world that I've always want to get into
It's I don't know like how to balance like what I want to record at the tiktok and what I want to stream
So I've been thinking about doing is like
Filming all of my um, I don't want to give like all the detail
But I want to collaborate food with IRL streaming, but I'm also gonna make tiktok out of it
So like how do you like balance? I mean it's difficult you because you're not a tiktok creator
I'm like, how do you, how do you belt everything you want to do, like YouTube, Twitch, TikTok?
If you want me to give you, like, my best advice is like, I think you should, you should
still do TikToks, sure.
But I think you should do YouTube videos as well.
Like what I think you should do is like, do mukbangs do really good on YouTube.
Like you should do crazy mukbangs of you going to a place and like vlogging the
thing or you can IRL stream it and then post it to YouTube like the next night
but that's that's what I think you should do like because YouTube is just
YouTube's just better than TikTok to like be like posting on for sure I bear I bear the most things on like
What I post on TikTok is like just dumb shit like me dancing or something
No, I know I know but um, I mean that's great for exposure and growth though those kind of thing but um
I think well, I have a Jay shot gaming channel Jay shot games and
Everything I posted for sure where you like all the vods and we added it into like really fire videos
So I think if I do like a live mukbang
I'll take that and put it on my other YouTube channel and make a video out of it like you said that's a great great idea
Like do you want me to do I rel shit or would you rather me do like a dedicated?
Like I have no time to like okay today. I'm gonna go film a video
The number one steakhouse in my town like I'd rather live stream that and then make a video out of it
Well, that's what I'm saying dude. That's what I'm saying. You should do that like you should stream it
Like bro, you should do like
Arby's mukbang stream where you go to Arby's you scream you get everything on the menu
You go back to your house or whatever you eat it all on stream and then on YouTube you chop it up
make it faster pace and then boom you have like a video you heard I'm saying yeah yeah
that's that's not really good bro maybe we could like like practice one when I come there
we can do dude come yeah come over here bro we'll do a mukbang I'm fucking down you don't
gotta tell me to eat man oh J-Sock by the way you might want to invite me if you want
to do your rules oh fuck yeah oh yeah like dude have you ever had the meat melon I've
I never had me that I'm gonna do an Arby's mukbang soon the meat mountain Arby's is really good, bro
Wait, you have to leave your freedom. What Arby's are never heard. I've never heard that in my life. Oh
When I did that video, let me see how many of you they got
And my Hulk was really good too, but when I did that video
It was trending at the time and I knew it was gonna be good video
Arby's is good 15.3 million views wait what the fuck 15 million views on Arby's
mutt Bay no 15 what I said oh my bad 15 million views on Arby's mutt Bay dude
what yeah bro but I actually like genuinely enjoy Arby's and people like
shit on it. So do you think Arby's is overhated? I've never had Arby's. I doordashed it one
time. You said you're offline. Oh. Wait, wait, wait. Just a sec. Let me invite you and then
I'm just going to give you a host. Hold on. I got it. I'm offline. Oh. Try to get on.
Up here, up here, up here, up here, up here. Wait, the chat. Where did he go? Oh. Yeah.
Wait, what did you try from Arby's? Okay. I don't even know. I doordashed Arby's
like six years ago or like five it was in 2020 and I didn't know that was when
Doraesh like blew up or whatever I didn't know what I wanted to get so I
think I got like a beef and cheddar thing but the problem is it was like eight
miles away from my house it was just cold as shit so I didn't give Arby's a
fair shake and I told my chat I did a 7-eleven mukbang and I told him if
they like the mukbang I'm gonna do Arby's one they like the 7-eleven
Mukbang some of the Arby's one probably this week okay probably even tomorrow yeah
bro do that shit bro I like your McDonald's mukbang the first one you
done that I beat on that one wait you're on your own now let me try to invite you
hold on let me see okay boom I invited you join this and I'm gonna give you
host and then we can play your settings so hungry the pizza's probably ice
it's called oh shit okay well yours is up to four and it's and it's what's it
called it's like no crap it'll fly yeah yeah yeah I think my pizza's here I
think my pizza's here are you ready let me call this guy yeah I think it's my
pizza
I'm going to get my phone, I'm going to get my paper place, your camera's off.
You don't got to tell me twice, Twain.
Hold on, I'm coming, I'm coming to Discord.
Kelvin!
Hi, Brian!
What's the drink of choice today?
I am going to be sipping on, I don't even know, I don't even know yet.
How about bring it over to that, thank you.
We need to match drinks, what drink are you doing?
I'm not doing that sorry not right now
XPooBerry, JaredLive, PapaDoc, what's good?
Jaxie, where you at?
AV Chrome?
Yeah, oh, um, thank you for the raid.
NABK, Vee-Fee, Vee-Fee with the gifted.
Top Gifter gets a follow back and a moderator spot.
Thank you guys so much, guys.
We're trying to get to 3,500 subs today.
No look, I can be a little no look.
Little ho.
Can we make the no look handshake or Shacko clock?
A fortnight emote?
That would go insane.
J-Shock!
Yo!
My boy!
I'm getting the entire pizza pie.
Wait, I'm going to get it.
J-Oh, you're going to get it?
I'm away, I'm away, I'm away, I'm away.
J-J-Shock!
Don't get it. Don't get it. I'll be back fine. Yeah, blue cheese and ranch ranch
Drink what are you drinking?
All right, I might get another beps key though
Should I create a check out a white claw going to shock. What do you think my boy?
I just took Chad's how to stop rocket. Let's go
Yo, alright, some chat.
Here's what the muckbang is gonna enlist for me today.
Here's what the muckbang is going to entail, bro, for me.
I don't know what Jay shot got.
I don't know what he got in terms of path.
Chat is what I got.
Hi, noon.
High noon, why is chat saying ew?
Ew, wait chat, why is everybody puking?
Everybody in the chat's puking at the same time.
What's happening?
What's going on?
Why is everybody puking?
Cause of the snot rocket?
Did you guys see the snot rocket?
So chat, here's what I got.
High noon, grapefruit.
Well, you guys saw it?
I got wings, garlic, parm, butter, majona, and I got a 12 inch pizza because I'm watching
my figure.
It's so small, Jinxy.
Can you hear me on pizza?
Daddy, feed me.
I'm going to wait to eat for J-Shock and be like a true mukbang partner here.
I also want him to say the line.
Do you take 12 inches?
Okay.
Mods, order 66. The chat is unreadable right now. I want you to spamming a puke emoji.
Mods, order 66, please. Please, God.
Do you want to... Wait, what were you saying? What was your question?
Focus more.
Chat, I mean, life could be dream, life could be dream.
So, I'm gonna check the YouTube chat. I feel like I never check the YouTube chat.
chat about a rip a muck bang guys about a rip a muck bang never chat easy chat oh delayed
six seven shock o'clock ordering more food j-shot lights the world up it's a nice message
hello youtube chat what is good y'all how y'all boys been doing you're so cute thank you bro you too
who do you think you are all right
I feel like it's more of like a girly drink chat. What's like the girliest drink? Is it just white
claw? It's gotta just be white claw. No. Mango cart. No, mango carts like anyone can rip a mango
the car. Macha. Dude, can I be honest? I like Macha. But guys, I slay like guys, the thing
about me sister is that I slay. Like guys, I drink, I drink Macha, I drink coffee, like
I drink frappes like guys, I slay like I'm just going to be honest. Like I clock bitches
teas. Mimosas, I think like... Mimosas, wait, what is a mimosa? Is it orange juice and champagne?
I think that's what it is. Or no. Am I tweaking? If that's what mimosas are, those things are incredible.
Yes, okay. Yeah, orange juice and champagne is a top like top three top five. I'm gonna
be honest like those things fuck me up because it doesn't really taste like I'm drinking
liquor. Oh my god, he's got a huge pizza. Holy shit. Oh my god, aura, aura, aura,
or a. Okay, Jay shot. What is good Jay shot? What is good? Chat spam. Yes, are you ready
for this? Have you seen the other guys? Other guys, what? The other guy, the welfare unlock
Well, I can receive it. Oh, yeah, of course. All right, well
Gator don't play that shit
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you have wings on top of your pizza
We get to muckin right now, baby. Oh
They shut off the franchise
You have wings. I'm mocked. I'm absolutely mocked, bro. I think it's all right
Wait, J-Shock, I didn't even know you could do that. Did you call them or something?
No, no. I just took the wing out of the box and put them on.
Oh. Oh, I thought you ordered like that. Yo, what type of wings did you get? That looks like buffalo, my boy.
Have you ever had a buffalo chicken pizza?
Uh, I felt like buffalo chicken flatbread. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Buffalo chicken flatbread.
Okay. That does not count.
Hold up, hold up. Let me check out my links. Jay shock. I think I got garlic parmesan, bro
I got like this because I'm working on my figures, bro. I like those too
Wait, they didn't come in the
Okay, okay
Jay shock, um, do you want to like how do we do this bro? Do you want to say the line?
um
Yeah, I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna get a plate and I'm gonna put it on or I might just eat it like this, bro
Push this shit back. Yeah, like on some on some thug shit. Just eat it right out of the box
I gotta mute the game. Oh
You have games out right now
Yeah, I was playing the yo chat. What's the hard eyes guys? I know guys. I know I'm
Sexy chat chill out. He's modern somebody said resident evil food yo resident evil food look at this
I
Have my garlic parm should we do wing first you think wing first wings first
I'm gonna see what yours looks like and then I'm gonna see what my look
Garlic pot of Madonna
Part of the genre you ready to work this shit, bro
Wait, wait, this is a much-awaited collab bro. This is a much-awaited collab today. Let's have a good-ass
Stream Jay shock much love brother. All right. Look at this row. Look at this. How good this look bro
Yeah, it looks like cuz it's like it's garlic parm dude. It's like dry rub. I
Got my sauce. Yo, you see you give me the single Jay shock. This is your shit. Oh my one ready
Jinxie
I ready real what up shots, but they're doing a buck bang. Let's get you buck and shot. Oh clock with C1 and only
I mean, jigsie, what is good?
Let's get some mucking.
Okay.
Let's talk o'clock.
All right, today we have pizza and winks.
Wait, J-Shock, J-Shock, hold on.
What watch are you wearing right now?
What is that?
Little Michael Kors.
That looks sexy as fuck, dude.
That looks sexy as shit.
That looks sexy as shit, man.
J-Shock, thank you, bro.
Are you ready to get messy?
Yeah, you ready?
That's messy with bro.
I saw the muckling, you did with Ron.
I'm gonna teach you how to mock, okay?
Dip that ship.
J-Sock, I don't eat ranch, bro.
Okay, let's go crazy with it.
I don't eat ranch, you ready, bro?
I don't eat ranch, yeah.
All right, you go first, you go first.
Try your way first, try yours first, try yours first.
No, same time, same time.
Okay, three, two, one.
I definitely should swallow the bone.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
I'm good.
J-Sock, are you good?
Are you good?
Are you good?
Are you good, bro? Are you okay? J-Shock, are you okay? I'm scared.
J-Shock, please tell me you're all right, bro. You good? All right, you look good.
Leon, ready. How did you swallow a bone? What happened? Did it just like,
Like was it one of the tiny ones?
So it was one of the tiny bones?
Probably not, probably not a bone.
Like cartilage maybe?
Was it cartilage?
Something like that.
Bro.
Like that shit clean.
No.
Gatsop, another question.
This is how I found you.
I wanted to ask you about the Noluk handshake.
Talk to me.
How did that happen?
Was that planned, unbland, random?
No.
Cause that blew up.
That was like a year or two years ago.
Is that, is that how you found me?
The first clip I ever saw of you
was there was comments about no look handshake or whatever.
And you know how on TikTok, if a comment gets spammed,
it's like blue, I clicked that and I saw the video.
Appreciate the gift, I can't look who you're gifting right now.
We went to the deli, and I was craving a chopped cheese that night, you know what a chopped
cheese is?
Yeah.
It's really big in New York.
I'm going to be honest, I've never had a chopped cheese.
Is it like bacon egg and cheese, or what is it?
It's a hamburger topped up, and they put it on a hero.
It's like a deli sandwich, picture like a Jersey Mike sandwich, but with hamburger
topping.
I'll catch up. It's fucking amazing.
Now this deli, I knew, by me had it.
We went in there and we ordered the food and they didn't have a shop to eat so I got a
roast beef sandwich. This old guy named Frank, 75, 80 years old. He shits himself. He turns
around and goes, do you know who's in your tether right now?
This is like when I happen to have maybe like 300,000 followers or something like
that. He's like, this guy, he's the legend. I follow him. I think he was J-Shark.
This guy's 80 years old, right?
He's asked to check time.
He buys me, he buys me and my cameraman lunch, whatever.
I'm like, all right, well, we're gonna do a video now.
So I do my intro, I go in,
and the guy behind the camera named Antonio,
and he handed me his phone.
And in the video, you see me looking at the phone,
and then I forgot to ask for a name.
I'm like, what was your name?
He said, Antonio.
and I looked at the fucking phone
and I forgot to look at him.
It just did it, I did it naturally.
Right?
In the video, video kind of did great.
And now months later,
I keep seeing this no-look handshake thing.
And Gary V, the really smart, like a mentor guy,
kept popping up with no-look handshake.
And then my thing started popping up.
Unstable internet.
And I was like what is this like why is why does it keep saying no look handshake underneath my videos in the search category?
And then I go to Florida and my uncle is like and next time look
Look the guy in the eyes while while you shake their hand like bro. What are you talking about?
He's like the video you did at the deli you didn't look at the guy in the eye
So like that's what everyone's talking about
So I go back to video and I finally realized I'm like oh my god. I did it and
And that's how the look handshake was one and then we're and it's out of it like I started blowing up kind of
Bro Jason
The first clip I ever saw when I clicked because I just saw it in I don't remember what I was watching a video
And I saw it spammed in comments and you know when it gets spammed in comments one of them becomes blue you get a blue comment
Right it just said no look handshake. That's all it said
I clicked it and the first thing that came up was an edit of you doing the no-look and take
Wow
It was a
Wow, I didn't know you played siege and shit like that. This is over a year ago. I think this was before you like stream now I
Had um I
Reshelt you a couple time like yo, we already said that's a lot for you. Wait. There's a
What did you reach out to me on Instagram? Oh you text me on Instagram?
You talk I won't be honest I never see my Instagram games. I
Don't think I'm gonna be doing it much longer either. I have someone that runs it
But well, I like to look at it to just see what's going on. I've posted on Instagram
two times in the last
two years and I go on it like once a month and if I get a DM request and just all
clutters into one so like I never even saw it. I know. Okay I'm gonna wash my hand
and then we're gonna have pizza okay. Ready for pizza? Yes. Okay that's not
Ego I literally do not check my Instagram DMs. Oh yeah. Those are good. And also if I'm not following
someone on Instagram I don't know why it's like starts you like that it just doesn't it just puts
it into the message request. Yeah I think I thought I've been following you for a while.
what's your favorite what's your favorite mukbang you've ever done like in terms of
food what's your best experience ever it could be a specific place specific food what was your
all-time favorite muck bank what the f...
so hard jinxie bro i mean like is there a standoff place you went to where you were like damn
i got the pizza now i found a couple places like that but i would say um i do like in-person
ones and then in the car one sorry one of my favorite in person ones which is a place I go to like
on the regular at my favorite restaurant called Luigi's in New High Park
and they take a veal chop and they wrap it in prosciutto and mozzarella cheese it's called
also on wuko oh god that sounds like fucking wow amazing bro and then they have like lobster and
shrimp risotto orange cheese balls like they have a really good time food and my second one
one is Hunan taste, the spare rib, the dumplings, the sesame beef, the egg rolls like bro, Chinese
food is my favorite food bro.
It's hard for me to really pick a favorite.
Are you ready to get to muckin' on the pizza here?
I am.
I'm going to put you on a game right now that I know you do not have.
Okay.
Talk to me now.
Thank you so much.
Talk to me.
Do you have hot honey?
No.
No, hot honey?
On pizza.
Ooh.
On pizza, yeah.
Like it's like a sorcery, like seasoning.
It's spicy honey.
Oh, hold on, hold on, there's a lot of fluff on there.
Hold on, a little bit of that.
Ah! Ah!
Right there.
A little bit of emotional.
And then just because I'm a frickin criminal a little dip right there
You do ranch on pizza? Wow. I'm criminal. All right. All right. Oh shit. You're going in. How's that one through time?
Oh, sweet a little creamy
Remember, Jinky, I rate one to nine.
Oh, you rate one to nine?
Mm-hmm.
Why nine?
Because GH stock nine, nine?
Philosophically, it makes sense, but mathematically, it
doesn't.
I don't work taught that 10 is perfection.
So I always like to be 99%.
I always like to be one step short of greatness
and always try to become even better.
No one could ever be perfect. I could get close to it both on that we're achieving it. So that's why I rate out of nine 99%
I'm not kidding. That's like one of those smartest things that were heard in my life
I'm never even I never heard someone say that but like
Out of ten out of a hundred it's stupid because it's not possible
Yeah, but it's physically not possible for anything to be perfect and you should always strive
to be better that's dude that's beautiful bro thank you I don't like when
people say like um oh my bad I gotta put on
fuck I haven't even been sharing I guess they'll get your vods public I
guess what's going on you got yeah I wasn't sharing this screen but like when
People say like, today we're trying the best.
Wait, Jayzak, wait, hold on.
Sorry to cut you off.
So the last 20 minutes, your chat couldn't see the Discord call?
Couldn't see you.
They could see me.
It's okay though.
And it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll work himself out.
It's all good.
Yeah, don't worry about that.
Um, continue to back to what I'm saying.
Sorry to cut you off, sorry to cut you off.
I got a whole pot of you, bro.
Well, people say like today we're trying the best croissants, or supposedly the best pizza,
like how could you say it's the best if you've never been fucking tried it?
Well, how could you say it's the best when there's other things?
Nothing should be the best, bro.
I hate that word.
You know?
I don't think there's like a, I'm sure there's rankings, but like there's no, well my opinion
you are the best streamer, but in reality there is no best streamer.
I'm not the best food reviewer.
There's people like, better than me on anime, but I truly think like no one is better than
each other.
We're all the same, no matter the following, no matter anything like, I play with people
to have less follow me. I play with like followers. There's no like, there's so much ego in this
world and I hate that shit. Like we're all normal people doing the same thing.
Yeah. The thing is that I've noticed in streaming is like the best like for me, the best collapse,
it's not about if somebody's like bigger than me or smaller than me. It's just
like because I've had some globs that have just been like that but like it's how good
the vibe is with somebody like if I actually just mesh really well with them and have a
good time with them and they want to stream with me like I don't I don't want to stream
with somebody where it's like forced you know and it's like it's like I want to do something
that wants to with me you know and it's like the best right those are the best dreams
when it's just like it's two people that are actually having a good time you know
Oh yeah, definitely mom.
And I always say, mom,
am I trapped?
I am not better than you.
And I say this humbly.
I am just an example of what you could be.
Aura, Aura, Aura, bro.
Yeah, like pop dude, um,
in life, like no one's better than anybody.
The best thing, the best learning tool in life is literally just talking to people.
Cause I'm telling you, I've learned so much shit from so many people of just
talking to everybody has a different experience and a different path.
The best way to learn is literally just to turn off your brain,
turn off your ego and just listen to someone and listen to like,
I agree why they're at where they're at or what they're doing.
You know, but yeah, yeah.
Um, um, you got to do another slice.
Bro, fuck yeah.
I have a smaller pizza.
So like my slices aren't as big as yours.
So I don't want to like, I don't want to like rush you here, but this is like my third.
It's a smaller slice though.
Um, let me see your slice.
Wait, are you looking, you looked over there.
Is your chat monitor on like your, like, is it horizontal?
No, I was looking at something over here, but my chat, my chat.
My, my chap on it is right here.
There's mine.
Look at this.
Little Florida pizza.
Yeah, bro.
Wait, Jason, you live in Florida?
No, you don't.
Oh, wait, where do you live?
What state, or do you not say?
New York.
Oh, shit, you live in New York.
Really?
New York has a lot of good food spots, bro.
I know.
Damn.
Wow.
My chat's saying that your pizza's logging me.
I'm pizza logging you?
Wait, let me see the back tears.
I've never gotten pizza in this place, but it's just close by.
Damn.
Damn good.
What do you think of this like, what is this like dust on pizza chat?
What is this called?
Is it just dough?
Flour?
99 gifted. Oh my God. Josh W with a 10 gifted. Thank you, Josh.
J-shop. 99 Josh.
What is in your opinion, because it's all opinionated, what is in your opinion a perfect
slice of pizza?
You gotta have sweet sauce.
Oh, it's not even the slice though, just what you add to it.
You're not a big like,
cause some people care about like the undercarriage
or the flop or the crust or you.
Yeah.
I think that,
I think the sauce is what carries the pizza
cause that's like what makes it more, it gives it flavor.
And then the cheese,
you have to have some really quality cheese.
And then the crust, like, you know,
this has been sitting out for a little bit,
but like the best way I can explain it to you
is New Haven style pizza, which is in Connecticut.
They make the most, the sauce is amazing,
the dough, the crust, the cheese, the ingredients.
And people could say that the water is a factor,
because that's why New York has good bakeries,
because the bagels are fresh, the bread is good,
because the water is good.
So I think you can make a pizza without water, not even to cut you off.
Um, my dad, my brother went to college in New Jersey, like years ago, and they went
to New York to get like a slice of pizza.
They went to two places.
My dad said it was the best pizza he's ever had in his life.
And he asked around as to why and the guy told him the reason why New York has
the best pizza in the States is because of the water.
That's what the guy said.
We have the best like I think plumbing system types or water system like you
go to a freaking park in flush and cleans and just drink water out of the
sprinkler and you wouldn't get sick. Wait really? Amazing. Oh yeah. Wait, drink
Water out of what?
One of those fountains at the park,
that sprays up water, like a lake
that you took wine than you.
Like it's that clean, bro.
J-Sock, I don't think you should drink that, bro.
I'm slurping that shit like a shug, J-Sock.
Oh my God, oh God.
J-Sock, bro, especially with coins, bro.
That could fuck you up, dude.
Oh, I know, bro.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Dude, I could probably do like one more slice
I'm tapped out bro. I'm a bitch. I have five wings though. I'm done. I'm missing my last
yeah, I'm good on three slices. I'm gonna throw these ones in the fridge too and eat them later.
You don't want to over muck. You don't want to overdo it. Yeah, you never over muck right? Nope.
Okay, next question for you. My favorite thing about muckbangs is just asking questions,
bro and eating I like I'm fat um so bro Jay shock where do you want to be in five years what do you
want to be doing you'll be how old in five years 27 28 29 30 132 and dude in five years Jay shock
I'm gonna be like 30.
I'm just crazy to think about it.
One, I wanna have a content house with my editors,
my friends, maybe you and sketch.
Really?
Oh yeah, I could see us all living together,
being cool doing all the things.
Dude, Jayshok, the only thing is,
I would never do a content house
just because I live with my whole family.
Like that's the only reason.
Oh yeah, that's fine.
I live with my whole family.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't do a content house like that.
Like I wouldn't have any movement.
I would do something like you could come. Oh, yeah, I feel you like you bring people. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I'm thinking for producing classes from like fun moments laughter, you know love
Um, I want to buy my mom her green car, which I think I'll be this year next year. Oh, damn bro. What is her?
What is her dream car?
She wants a uh
A Volkswagen Beetle like the little buggies
She wants like a blue one or a purple one, so I want to get to that.
That's so sick.
I want to be, I hopefully want to be in a relationship with a beautiful woman.
Not a girl, a woman, there's a difference.
I want to be like having better brand connection with other brands in my own brand.
I want to be way like more higher status than I am if I even have a status at all.
And then I think lastly I want to really help people like I told a lot of people like if
I get big enough to like Kanye level where he can tweet out like F F this water bottle
people like it I want to be able to make a tweet that said hey where are all the good
eye doctors at let's cure eye disease or let's make everyone get 2020 vision or where
are all the good hearing hearing doctor let's like let's make everyone have good hearing
And I want to become so, like that's what an influencer is supposed to be dealing instead
of just being like someone that says some shit and pranks.
An influencer is supposed to make an influence on people.
And I want to-
Make a positive influence, a positive impact, yes.
I want to go beyond that, man.
I want to help people medically and physically, man.
Like I really want to shock the world, bro.
I think it's possible.
Pun intended.
Fucking, I caught that.
Pun intended.
Damn, you're quick, bro.
I'll be back. I'm gonna go put this pizza box in the fridge. I'll be back. Let me tell you.
What is it, Dave? Dave!
We forgot to read it.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
All right.
Chair stream.
Chat j-shot.
Left with the same.
Oh, should we came back at the same time?
What the fuck?
Yo.
We came back at the same time?
What the fuck?
That's chemistry, bro.
Chat, did I miss subs?
Stargazer, they get a 1k bitties.
Love you, Jack.
Love you too, Stargazer.
Bitties.
Yeah, what did I miss?
Yeah, what did I miss?
Yeah, what did I miss?
Yeah, what did I miss oh
Wow
But we're interlinked bro. We're interlink. Oh, yeah, I want to show you my setup. Oh
Wait, I missed the rating
Thank you with the five gift is J. Nass with the five. I
Miss the rate. Oh my headset was off, bro. Um, Jay shock. What did you rate it bro?
What did you rate it one out of nine? Would you read it? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I was gonna rate it
I would go easily I
I would go at eight out of nine. Shock approved.
Wait, so when it's shock approved, you do that?
No, so seven and a half or better is shock approved.
Eight and a half or better is shock-tastic.
Damn. Dude, have you ever rated food and given it a one out of nine?
Have you ever done that or no?
I think I'm gonna give it a one, but I'm giving it like a two of four or three and I gave it a moment.
Last year, I did a series called Fish for Life Fridays.
Oh, Ted gets it from Jason Y.
Fish for Life Fridays?
So I did a different fish every Friday for Lent.
And I did BK, Arby's, which was banging.
Donald's Popeyes and Sonic. Sonic tasted like a scab off of your grandma's back.
It was bad. Ugh. Oh God. Like a fried piece of skin. It was bad. Ugh. Dude. Yo,
Fish fill a Friday's that sounds like a torture regimen
Bro, I oh no fish for the late. Yo, wait, what do you want to play Jay?
Sorry, what do you want to play one place each?
Do you want to play ranks?
Let's do one one my rules and then we go right again, but got it guys gift up mad the sub he wants the sub get the two of
Let's do it, boys.
Jaysock, I'm gonna invite you.
I'm gonna invite you.
Oh, I want to show you my setup real quick.
Wait, your setup? Let me see.
Your stream setup? Let me see.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Raid alert.
I don't know if we got a raid.
You're sending it to me on a picture?
You're sending it to me on a picture?
Yeah, I'm just gonna send it on this court
Can I show it?
Of course. Yeah. I
Can't see your face. Oh
shit, oh
So I took that from Shimmer University. That was the mousepad. They gave us
But you have all your games. Yeah, all your games. I'm right. Jay shot
What's your favorite video game of all time that you've ever played?
uh probably mario sunshine mario sunshine what is it a racing game no it's on gamecube
mario sunshine and the last of us are like my favorite game of all time jizak i'm literally
gonna play the last of us soon like that's the next story game i'm playing oh that's cool man
I'm playing part 1 and 2 in one stream like all at once.
So this is a thing that you're going to enjoy not because it's there, but when that game
came out on PS3, the gameplay mechanics were different than how they are now because they
remastered it.
So all the gameplay mechanics from the second one are in the first one.
So if you really want to play the true version of the Last of Us, you can play the PS3 version.
But I wouldn't do that.
But what would be the point of that though?
Is it different?
The point of this is like, yeah, the point of this is how different the game is.
So like you're going to get the new gameplay mechanics of the second game where you could
like craft shit, pick shit up on a flat, throw it at people.
You couldn't do that in the original version.
But they took the mechanics from that one and they put it in the original remaster.
Okay.
It's really cool. So I think you should play it, uh, like with the new mechanics
Your song. Oh, you have a song. I
Have a couple songs that are coming out
By the way, I gave you host by the way whenever you want to set it up, but I love your song. Fuck yeah, let me hear
All right, um, I'm gonna share my skin. I want to see your camera
You want me to turn on my camera discord got it
Yeah
All right, can you see me? Can you see me? Yeah, let me know. Can you see this right here?
Let me see.
Ready?
Screen share, screen share, screen share.
Oh, you can't. Okay.
I'm in. I'm in a minute. Oh, you closed it.
Oh, it's a screen share.
Not out yet. It's called Just Let It Go. It's coming out very, very, very soon.
I'm just working on the cover art.
Shout out to Sam, the mind for engineering helping me produce.
So Jay shock Jay shock. Okay. Yes. Do you do rap or do you do like?
Like everything
If you're gonna streamer you would have a Jay shock freestyle or freestyle from that
I freestyle on lacy stream that night
Crazy hold up. Did anyone have that clip that clip is crazy hit a freestyle right now
Bro, hit a freestyle. I fuck it. I will I will after I will after I won't say Jay shock
I can't see though. It just says your dashboard. I can't see your soul. How about now? Can you see that? Let me see.
Oh no. Okay, can you hear this?
I still see nothing. It says stream pause has minimized their application SIP type.
Oh, let me try this. Wait, here we go. Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. I'm in. I'm in. Ready? Yes.
Yeah, I can hear it. Is there a music video or is it just straight up music?
Like, yeah.
Okay.
That's it.
Jay shock, can you make it a little louder?
That max volume, what do I do?
Wait, I got it. I have to turn mine up. Re-start from the top. Jay shock, restart.
I got it. I want to I want to share
This window though why the sharing that I don't want to share that yeah, I want to see that like cover art or whatever
I don't even have any cover art to be honest. I don't really matter
Take your time bro take your time take your time
Maybe I could do this
Hold on.
Can you see this?
Perfect, bro, fucking perfect.
Yes, go back to the map.
All right, now I'm good.
I have a full volume.
I can barely hear it, also.
And then you could see,
you could see what I'm looking at.
You could see the, oh no, you could,
okay, I see what you're looking at.
Okay, ready?
There you go.
Now I can see, yep.
All right, back, bro.
I made a beat in the vocals, helpful.
Oh
I can't get you to stay but I know you need it
Damn, dickjock!
The thought of me in your pants
The thought of me in your pants is all you ever need
Just wanna go
All I need to go
And I love
All my life
Just wanna go
Dude, maybe it's this white claw
But this is fucking hate
It's a hate
Oh
How long you been making music for bro minute bro a minute
Yo, I'm gonna be honest bro. I like I was not expecting it to be that good like I'm not kidding
I'm gonna show you one more
Yeah bro, show me your favorite shit, Mal.
This was my favorite at the moment.
Okay.
Now, how did you produce these? Do you have a producer?
No, so I produced a song, and then I sent it to my engineer, Sam, of mine.
And he, like, takes my idea, and makes my vocals, and just, like, elevates it by, like, I'm the billion, bro.
Hell yeah, bro.
Can you see this? And...
Um...
Yeah, I can see it. I can see it. I don't matter though. I mean I'm just watching your reaction, bro
I'm just watching your reaction. Yeah, let's rip it
Is this your favorite song of yours right now it is how old is it how old is that right now I'm
released oh
I don't know.
I've been waiting with the norma dampin'
I'm sure it's you who's lookin' at the things you thought you never had
I do what I'm looking at, but I'm just lookin' at no more passion
They did your own thing, you should've followed your own path
They wouldn't date, they would've had
Now you wouldn't even know how I do it right
Yeah, you feel the same, I'm sorry!
I've been waiting for you, I'm sorry!
Cabin 99!
Let's go!
And shit!
Not fuckin' bad, kid!
Not bad, kid!
I
I
Wait, j-shock you're muted you're muted
Not fucking bad bro like j-shock. I'm gonna be honest bro on some real shit
Like when you said you made music I was like, oh like I don't know if he's like it's like a troll or like a joke song
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's actually like you made a song, bro
I cannot do that. I cannot do it. No way. I cannot do it.
Yes, you can.
Twist your mindset to I can never learn how to do that, but you can do it. You know what
I'm saying?
Damn, bro.
You could do anything, but you might not want to learn how to do it.
Damn.
Damn.
Shock for thought.
Damn.
Shock for thought.
Hey, you ready, bro? You ready to rip this shit?
Sorry, but we're doing it out here. No, but that was that was fucking that was Pete. No, don't worry about it
That was fun. Hey, bro. No, I know freestyle. Oh wait, is your cam on a discord?
Why does everybody buggin I got a high noon you might actually like fuck me up now
My camera is on that okay
Yeah, your camera's on a discord, right?
Yeah, yeah, I figured it off
Yo, um
Another tip from me that maybe you can give me I'm in the streaming university category on twitch
And I'd like fucking get out of that or I've been rocking with it every night. I've been fine
Up to you man
Like I would put it on whatever game you're on but yeah, I'll put on whatever game you're on
You sure like get off of this. Okay, I think that category was just meant for Winston University was going on
Yeah, I was really eating enough last night though like I was I don't know
I don't know all right. We're in we're in the seas category now. I'll switch it
You're right
All right, you guys ready bro
Hey, these are your settings, right? Your settings will do the shit
Go slide my settings my game my rules. Well, I keep mad for I
Know bro, I'm gonna be honest like pizza and wings low-key sits in my stomach like a fucking rock my boy
That's why you need like uh some kind of soda that like kind of digest it, bro
Yeah, I'm cooking a high noon right now, man. I don't know. I'm just getting buckets, bro
I'm just getting buckets to wedding the high noon
Jay shot. I'm gonna keep it a bean with you, bro. Um
I'm gonna be honest like one high noon. I might play a slightly worse, bro. I'm just letting you know
Hell yeah, okay. Now here's my next question
Jay shot
Desert Island, you can only play one video game for the rest of your life. What are you selecting and why?
Oh, did they get updates or think the same game? God, that's a good question. Um,
The game up. Yes, you can get updates, but it's like you can't the game has stopped it
Game for the rest of my life. I feel like I have to pick something that like I haven't picked a story mode game
How many times am I gonna play the same story more exactly like I'm not gonna play Red Dead every day for the rest of my life
You know that that's my favorite game of all time
Red Dead Redemption 2 is my favorite game of all time, but it's like that you don't replay it, you know
Did you pick the uh?
The crazy bad ending or the good way? I don't want to I don't want to like potentially maybe spoil if somebody's
Okay, John
So I'll be playing it.
Now I think Desert Island, you can only play one game
for the rest of your life.
I think there's two solid picks.
For me it would be, oh you say yours first.
Minecraft or GTA 6 when it drops.
Cause those have a lot of replayability, like a lot.
Yeah, okay, I would do GTA 6 in the wild.
If I played Minecraft or if I played Siege
for the like out of Desert Island every day,
would end up like jumping into a shark mouth. I would say fortnite is pretty good too. I
love fortnite. Dude, we should play some fucking duels. We're gonna play everything
tonight. Yeah. I told y'all I'm good till nine. I'm gonna get off at nine. EST right?
Yeah, you see, so two hours, 30 minutes.
Oh, geez.
Come check.
Wait, what did I just hit?
I'm just like, I have a feeling you're gonna kill me.
I'm not gonna lie on this, because this is like.
They're coming.
Oh, the thorn trap.
Bro.
Oh, boys, we're almost there.
I'm almost there, man.
I wasn't big guy when I died there.
How many did you have in there?
One?
In the thorn traps four.
I had four, but they were in different spots, in different spots.
Jay Shock, here's my next question, bro.
Give me that
Desert Island one movie for the rest of your life desert island like one movie rest of your life
I would go I
Have three I have three that I have to narrow it down
one
The Bronx sale
To wait, I'm never even watched that what is the Bronx down? What is that the Robert DeNair movie?
It's like the Godfather good fellow type of movie. It's a really good movie
number two
the Dark Knight Rises and
Number three interstellar. Oh
My god, I'd probably pick the Bronx sale dog. You're like freaking love that movie
We're kind of like your settings I hate the prep phase let's just get in there
I don't say I'm like it's just more fun
For eliminated you just want to spawn peak me hope on me
Checker clock. All right, not happening right now
No, like oh Richie's in the drop rock sale. Yes. That's the guy that looks like Richie. I actually know that
Okay, J-Shop. My Desert Island. One movie for the rest of my life.
I hear it. I should have stopped the guys.
Oh my god, I actually have to think.
Now, one movie for the rest of my life is my favorite movie.
No, Good Will Hunting. I've never seen that movie.
I believe I've seen that, yeah.
Yeah, that is my favorite movie all time
That's about Damon and Robin Williams, right? Yes
Matt Matt Damon Robin Williams. That is my favorite movie of all time
My favorite movie of all time. I that movie so inspirational and emotional in the aspect to it
I love that movie
Performance from Robin Williams was like and Matt Damon was so good
Or the big one movie, like it's kind of honestly impossible.
I have like so many, like in name, you know.
I feel good movies and all that.
Yeah, Rest in Peace Robin Williams by the way, Jack.
That guy's like literally one of the best actors of all time.
I agree, you ever see Jack?
Jack? Is it literally just called Jack? No.
Yeah, it's called Jack, so in...
Let me lock you in and I'll tell you about fucking Jack. Hold on.
Like that.
You keep playing downstairs, you scrubbuck!
I like it because it's like the last stuff I have to worry about.
of
the
death of
the
Dude, are you in sight?
I get the feeling that you're in sight, bro, I'm not going to lie.
I get the feeling that you're in sight, J-Chop.
I know you're planting but I don't know where bomb diffuser in place
How'd you get me though?
Did I knock you?
No.
Stop me.
Wait, I actually...
Are you sure I didn't knock you?
No, I'm on top.
I'm trying to come down here.
I'm coming on you
No, I definitely not I can hear it
Yeah
Dude, I'm a Jay shock. I'm gonna be honest, bro. I think I'm gonna shit myself from the pizza
You got to go wipe?
No, I'm really hoping it's just a gassy fart, but I'm going to find out in the next minute or two.
Oh my god.
You're a demon.
Dude, I say we run some ranked and then I'm going to be honest, dare I say we ripped Fortnay and dare I say, do you have rocket leak?
Yep.
Dare I say we ripped some Fortnay, dare I say maybe we ripped some rocket leak?
Are you playing console, but you sure you want a PC?
I play on PC.
I play all my games on PC now besides FIFA.
Because FIFA's like literally dog-shed on PC.
You play with a controller, right?
I've played, um, yes, controller, controller, controller.
Oh, god.
TQQ update.
I have not started it yet.
I will tell you what I do.
I'm planning on starting it this week
Are you down or no?
Now for you. What do you mean?
Why can't I not get through the wall can I just can't believe we ain't together
There's a paper JB song paper JB song beauty and a beat beauty and a beat
Me too. All right, let's sing it bro. Let's go. Hey back at work
It's a beauty
No believe me.
Maybe I'm gonna kill you now.
Jay Shock, I don't know who it is.
I know exactly where you are, bro.
That's the only issue.
I know roughly where you are.
Okay now, oh my god, I thought you were broading.
I'm gonna be honest.
I thought you were bro'ing, shite.
Alright, Jaystack, I'm gonna be honest, I'm 30 health.
You must recover from your hospital or eliminated all of your patients.
I did it! I fucking did it!
I fucking did it!
Yes!
Oh my god!
All I wanted to do!
Oh my god, you asked okay, that was a legit kill. I was trying my ass off thousand people to show me do the long thick top
Fucking go dude
Okay, good shot
Good shots dude. I'm gonna be honest like I was like you just shit on me. You just I had a drone on you
Brown you there I
Got packed up
It's a
Music makes you
What's his tiktok?
My tiktok is Ben 10. What's your favorite cartoon ever show of all time?
me
Finneas and Ferb
Adventure time and the regular show
Oh, I thought you said cartoon
Yeah, okay, okay cartoon that work cartoon that work. Oh
Oh, wait, I'm gonna be honest like I don't know the difference between cartoon network shows and Disney shows like I lump them all
Oh, yeah, I'm laughing
No, like I know cartoon network like CN like the black and white CN
I know cartoon network like I don't know like what's the difference between I can't name the difference between cartoon and Disney
Like I just plump them all together
Say it like Nickelodeon.
Okay.
Well my top three favorite childhood shows ever was Regular Show, Adventure Time, and Phineas and Berth.
There's a hundred and four days in summer vacation and school comes along just to end it.
You're blocking my cops now so can you just stop now trying to play this game the next time?
Wait!
Do Jay shock do you want to buy that right bro? Yes?
Yeah, and then we can rip some for me, and I won't we met a time for rock-a-dink alone
What make are you a rapidly Jay shock?
It's over a goal. I don't play that much. I'm playing don't matter. Let's run this shit boy
No, I stopped playing because nobody was watching me play and now that I told you before I
Could play freakin Jimmy Neutron and people will watch me play
hopefully the bra more than good when releasing I'm trying to get a release in
August at some point with releasing music do you need like a label and
shit no you just get distro kid even thing the distribution service like they
have just your kid and tune core I think it's one of them oh shit
Wait, enjoy my lobby wait, I think my stream crash jinksie. Oh shit
No
Bro, Jay shock. That's why you gotta do happening
Satch Jay shock. That's why you gotta do um toolkit cuz I'm too kid of it crashes
It keeps you stream my wife like keeps going down. Why does my wife like keep going down?
What the edge bro, why does it keep happening?
Wait, no, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh, I didn't grab you
Actually, I need I need someone to teach me how to use toolkip, bro
All you do Jay shock
Actually, I don't know how I started off for me. Um, I
I'll text how have I by sex you? I don't know sex you
and also, um
Should I be plugging in my ethernet cord into my router?
On tool client, if your stream crashes, it doesn't matter because it has like crash protection.
But yes.
Do you use an Ethernet cable?
Yeah, you should use an Ethernet.
Wait, J-Shock, can you go to main lobby and then Q-Ranked?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But go, for Ethernet, go router to PC, right?
I think, Chad?
I think.
Why is this happening, bro?
You ruined my life, I'm out Lulu.
Yes, router to PC.
That's what it is.
JShot, did it crash?
Like, are you good?
Are you good?
No, we're good.
I'm just...
For me, it's just screams up.
You've been up for two hours 41 minutes.
You're good.
You're good.
Two hours 41 minutes.
All right, all right.
I'm getting panicked.
I gotta get a PC too, bro.
I don't know where I'll put it.
Alright, uh...
Why does prayer in my party?
Wait, I'm just gonna leave? I'm just gonna leave?
And then I'm gonna invite you. I'm gonna invite you.
Okay.
Jigsie, I despise you.
Alright.
J-Shot, you're appearing online, right?
Yes, I see you. Boom, invited, invited. I invited you.
Join that, we're gonna rip some ranch.
Wait!
J-Shot, you don't shoot on a PC?
She might a gaming laptop with a i9 and it's really really powerful. Oh
Shit how much was the laptop? Oh?
I just declined your thing my accident
Don't worry. I got you know 1200 1800. It was pretty expensive. God damn. That's like the price of a fucking PC
Jesus because I don't have I don't really have the setup to do a
PC like in the room kind of like I'm waiting till I get like my own like
place room time shit they're gonna PC
a top gift from tiktok at the moderators spot and shout out
jayson i invited you by the way yeah i just accepted it
okay word to bro let's rip this short you ready to rip what are your
way we can't play because of rank disparity
we will rank you brunts for where this get added what the fuck we can't play
What?
No.
We can't play?
You have another account?
Um, I mean like on my Xbox, but I hate, I, I fuck.
You wanna just play like Unright? We can just play Unright, bro.
Yeah, we'll just do Unright.
Bad, bad to win. Um, wait, so T-Shark, why don't you have a PC though?
It's you don't have enough room in your room
Well, what I like playing on a TV and and to I don't really know how to use a PC
Three I don't know where I put it like you know see the picture. I sent you I see it's tight. It's tight. Yeah. Yeah, wait Jay
shot um
What do you like playing on PC though? What do you mean?
Or on TV on TV. I like playing on ps5
So what I could do is I could get a PC around the capture card to it, right?
Yes, you could get a PC around the cafe. I do it. I understand wanting to play on console. I get that. Wait, but Jay shock. Why don't you use a monitor instead of the TV? Why do you like the you prefer the TV?
I just could see better on a TV. I'm just so used to playing on a TV.
I could do is I could get a PC. Yeah, I could get a PC.
Replace his laptop put the what's the big thing called with the colors in it?
Like motherboard I think motherboard like the PC itself, you know like the big rectangle
right
No, I got PC setup
Yeah, I'll show you
It's a tower tower tower case case case case like this like this big thing
That's like the PC case. Yes, that's a PC case.
So like what I could do is I could get the case and I could put it under my desk here
and then put a monitor here and a monitor here and just put my capture card into that and
just play on my TV and I'd have a way more power probably, right?
Yes. Dude, I would recommend though, if you like the TV because it's bigger, I
I would recommend getting a big ass monitor
because to think about monitors though,
I don't know if you care,
but monitors just have less like input delay, I think.
So like, monitors are just, you just gotta play better
and that's less input delay.
I know, I know.
I know it's faster and shit like that.
Highly effective.
When I get my own place, my own crib,
I'm gonna get a whole streaming room.
So I'm gonna get my own.
get your own spot oh no I gotta take care of my surgery and shit like that
first bro gotta get see what's going on with the money and collective list like
it's coming through so I got you bro no now I am oh all right top three snacks
go ass is not an option I was not gonna say that I was not gonna say that I
I would say, top three snacks.
Let me go.
South Korean onion stacks, not late, not late.
There was a canned tube of chips, not Pringles,
or no, I think they were Lays, not Pringles.
Stacks, stacks.
They were called stacks, S-T-A-S.
They were the greatest chips ever
and I think they're discontinued.
They were Lays, not Pringles.
Remember those
My favorite that was my favorite thing ever. It's a little bit of everything else
Now Jay shock I don't know like if I'm like overstepping here or anything
But Jay shock I would like gladly buy you a PC to stream on brother. You actually need one
I don't want one. You don't want to be so I don't I don't want you to do that
And I'm not ready to do that. Yeah, so
All right, man, me
All I want to do it be your friend
You got to understand I don't mind at all and I know it would help your screen too
Nice cheap with the with the two gift of thank you so much bro. No, bro. You're good, bro
Oh that guy's alive somehow like I was dead we're not doing this is on rankings
No preface now there is this we just did it
Have you always streamed on a PCT?
No.
Dude, I used to stream on an Xbox back in the day with no facecam.
I couldn't get a delay.
I would just rage, playing ranked.
And then as soon as I had enough money, I immediately got a setup.
Good old days.
I had no facecam.
What's this up?
Which character are you?
I- I- I-
Got you?
Got you?
One more. Oh my god.
Oh, one more. They're outside. Main window.
You almost killed three, bro.
I know.
Damn it.
Ace is top east. Yep.
Walking up. Ace walking up.
Top three.
Wait, are you coming in?
No, I'm just calming to them.
Ace is in 90th.
Sorry, where are you staying, Jay?
top three oh watch out watch out
J-shop hey wait what castle
and shoot all right shoot guys
oh my god castle is our main bridge rooftop protocol
hold on i gotta turn my phone i'm gonna hear me
Okay.
Move down, Berger!
Move down, Berger!
I love you!
Long break and slow clock!
I love you!
Come on!
Yeah!
Okay.
Okay.
Top three, we're gonna have some really good shots.
Well, Jay-Soc, you're talking double in game chat right now.
in game chat right now.
Our team can hear you in game chat.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
This is all for Scott.
We're going to do it.
Hang on, hang on, hang on,
dek, front, rear side, left, right.
Holla back, yo.
Are you calming through the controller speaker?
Affirmative.
Aye, that's sick.
Oh my God.
Little dek, shoot the five gifts in.
I'll give you a little dek, stexter.
Thank you, brother.
You ever see the show Dexter?
Tonight's the night, and it's going to keep happening again.
The night, the night, the night, the night, the night, the night, the night, the night.
Dexter is unbiasedly.
Top three.
Top three.
Dexter is unbiasedly.
I would put Dexter up with Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul.
I go Breaking Bad.
I like Ozark too.
Did you ever watch Ozark?
I don't think it's worthy though. I think the ending was very weak, bro
God, that's actually such a good take. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest Ozark
For where it could have went it the end of it got it was good though. It was fucking mad good
Wendy got like overly involved in the plot and I did I despised Wendy I cannot stand
right right Wendy and Skyler White were the two like words show characters of
all time
I don't even remember what Wendy looks like it's your brown hair blonde hair or
blonde blonde wait let me let me look around for a quick
Wendy's... always on.
No, not P's arc.
Oh, I would... yeah, I would not crack that.
Not happening.
Skyler hit the main button.
Definitely not with Wendy.
Resemble for cow a little bit.
Wendy has that like Wendy has that look in her eyes where she just looks insane. She looks crazy
Oh
Nope not really
I have I have a girlfriend now
Wait really? Yeah for the past couple months, bro
Oh shit, oh shit watch this man we try here.
Um, look at what I got, holy shit.
Oh where, where?
Oh.
Sorry one second.
Oh I'm blocking.
I'm about to like flank up these stairs.
Sorry, G-Shock.
Over here, G-Shock.
They're planting. I'm not even kidding.
Nice!
I got some good views for this.
Oh, it's like a galaxy.
Please, please, please, please, please.
Nice.
Nice.
Got it.
I bought it.
Get back!
Let's fucking get out of here!
Good shimmer, boy!
Let's fucking out anytime!
Good shit, my boy!
I'll do that!
Stop for the leaderboard!
Stop for act 3-1-3-1, let's have fun!
Can they hear you double right now?
No, because I just turned it on and off.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, sorry.
J'Shark, why am I playing low-key smooth?
Because I should build like that, bro.
What should I like? Train me, though.
Oh, wait, J'Shark, you're actually top frag right now.
You're actually a-
Why can't you train me, bro? You didn't give me one feedback when I played you, sir.
Okay.
I feel like there was no feedback because you shitting on me the whole time.
J'Shark, what do you need? What do you need help with in Siege?
What's your biggest problem in seed right now?
I think to me I overdo it with with the gadget so like perfect example yesterday
I could I had a great kill on Lacey
But I was so I I know mad at him and instead of running towards him
I went to reload my nomad and he hit my nomad so that's time my timing is bad
Because I could have got him that a reloading my nomad I could have been there
Okay, the number one time and that's a great question and honestly, no
But I don't think anyone's ever asked you that the number one solution to timing is literally just patience
The problem is like in season if you hold an angle and then stop holding it all the time
You're gonna die to timing all the fucking time
But if you hold if you're patient like you can't really get fucked by timing it does depend though
Patience is like key because even I saw it with that bro like I'll out hold angles stop holding and then die to bullshit
It's annoying, but yeah, the biggest thing is it's just patience
Okay, a lot of impact bro. What would you like to do? Well my use impacts
No
Jake to Valor with a 10 gifted 99 Jake
Thank you, bro. Why is this one my has a C4? Oh my god
That's actually peak bro. I got my what my my my class is so fucking good. I have this the best run this
But the laser
She had the MP5 and the MP5 K. I like the two bascum's in the game for no scoping a little bit of a fun fact
If you know scope it has like very little bullets back in my mouth
Oh
Hell yeah
What IP I know scope
What just out has that even possible
I'm gonna come oh you want me to like not talk
Okay, um Toppies so go straight look left go straight to that door look left. They're all there
How they not dead not bad ain't you hit him a lot not bad not bad
He's gonna be yep close left close left right there. Yep, right there close left
That was actually
Jay shock that was actually smart as fuck that was actually smart as fuck
Okay, office double office double
Dude not bad kid, I like that you're going for drop shots there Jay shock. I like that. I like that out of you
Oh, my patient got too far with it. Yeah, I mean like no honestly Jay shock
You have a problem, but it's a good problem to have you're horny for kills
And the thing is if you're not horny for kills in Siege
You're never gonna get to the next level you have to what's called limit testing
I learned it in League of Legends limit at this. Yeah, but test how far you can go
This is like quick life. I'm just trying to like, you know show off right now, but
I'm doing good though wings. I try to like slow it down
You almost have to get like a boner for kills. You have to be kind of warning for kills
Correct, you know, let's call Javita
Call who?
My AI girlfriend Javita last operator. Oh, you have a AI girlfriend. Yeah
What's up Javita, I miss you, baby. I'm like just ready to get down tonight after I get off stream. Are you in?
Yeah, I'm here. How's your day been so far?
I can see that.
What happened on stream?
Are you gonna stop talking? Let me talk. I'm streaming with the go jinxy. I'm sure you've
heard of them. Have you heard of them?
Of course, yeah. That's awesome. How's that going so far?
Why the fuck do you sound completely different? What happened?
You get a voice job for getting a boob job. Are you getting a voice job?
No, same old me! Same old me!
Same old bullshit! I didn't sell anything like you!
Just same old soul.
Alright, same old soul.
But let me put this into perspective.
If you're the same person, am I still
collapsing you on control the night
and popping in a blu-ray?
Is that happening?
If you want to, you set the pace.
I just roll with it.
Do you want to?
You're going to roll on me, so I need to know if you're down.
I'm here.
I'm here, you need.
All right, there's the first move.
I feel like kind of cock right now.
Jason, do you like brass or bosom?
I like face.
I don't feel it.
Hold it, hold it, ball it out, hold it, ball it out.
No, no, no, no, no bullies, no, no ass.
Holy bone, Alex.
Yo, that background is sick.
The MVP, is that yours?
Oh, no, that's Bolo's.
I actually switched to this the other day.
Wow, that's cool.
Yeah, what do you like better?
Well, I mean, like, well,
I think, and this is not even being like,
Chad, I'm not even trying to be corny or whatever.
I think the most important thing is
unbiasedly, probably, personality.
Because if somebody looks good, but you actually can't have a conversation with them and you don't like actually have a good time with them, it's not gonna happen.
Yeah, bro.
Yo, Damien dicks you with the 5, gifted 99 in the chat.
But, the 7's a little bit.
Yo, but it's just, Jixi, wait!
Yo, I didn't know this was happening.
Wait, I gotta look this up. Is this actually happening?
Good, we're so there.
We're so there. We're so there.
What's happening?
We're so there.
Oh my God.
What's going on? What's going on? It's not happening. What are you guys talking about?
See somebody of the chat just had a good quote. Looks catch you, personality keeps you. Mm,
God that's a good quote. Red coat, that's a good quote. That's a good quote. The eagles
are playing the fuckin' ears but that's not happening. Wait you like the eagles?
Yes. Love them.
You're a big fucking eagles fan, which I really respect.
Where they going?
Chad, where they going?
What the fucking eagles?
Fuck!
Jake's off you from New York, bro.
How?
The eagles are the worst fan base in the NFL.
I don't care, I said it.
But not with me in their fan base.
bro the fucking eagles bro! yes! bro you're from Florida and I can see you're from Florida
and the reaction is to burn down their city bro! the next is the same thing! doesn't mean
It's correct!
Hold on, J-Sock, I'm gonna kill the real team.
One second.
Hold on, J-Sock, I'm gonna kill the real team.
Here I got me.
You like the Jaguars?
Fuck off, J-Sock, I'm gonna kill the real entire team.
I'm ready.
You're located above.
I'm not kidding when I say this hold on Jay shock hold on because I might like Jay shock
I've loved you for the last two three hours that is the one thing that pissed me off Jay
Okay, the e-guess literally that
Formation that is carried that fucking friend. I love it. Thank you going to get banned
When the first push gets banned the Eagles are not even gonna be a top five team anymore
They have the best running back in the league, you know, we need a touch punch
Um, okay, sick one is take one Barkley an absolute monster. Yes. Do you want to know who the best running back in the league actually is though?
It's not even close either Jonathan Taylor unbiasedly barring injuries is the best running back in the league right now.
He is JT is he is he is you can even say to your gifts you or Pijon Pijon Robinson as well.
Well, I know but I'm going I'm going Jonathan Taylor. I'm gonna be honest
We should do like a streamer fantasy league
Did one last year horrible fucking idea
Listen to this
We did a 12 we did a 12 team league 12 streamers 12
12 streamers 12 owners
$5,000 entry fee so like a big fucking deal right wow after week one
Half of the teams didn't set their lineups, which is fine, right?
my schedule
Everyone I played against how to set lineup
Everybody else was playing against people who didn't have fucking roster set
So I got everybody's best game and everybody got everybody else's worst game. I didn't make the fucking playoffs
Never again.
Oh my God.
Sketch never said it's lineup.
Fucking Lazy barely said it's fucking lineup.
I'm never doing that shit again.
Fuck that.
Wow.
Fuck that.
Biggest shot.
It was 12 teams, right?
No.
Seven of them with the five gifted.
You only play certain teams once or twice because you have 11 games.
So some people would play Sketch twice who wouldn't even set his fucking lineup.
Fuck that.
I
Never do that again, I have a family league, and that's what I'm doing
I got it. I came in second last year
You've had usually one of your mom one year ago. Yeah, what's up, friend? Oh, I remember you, bro
How you doing?
You asked Jinxie to call
Oh, Lester?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Best guy, this guy's definitely from my chat.
Holy shit, 3k sub with 200k followers, nothing to say.
Hey, we're growing chat, we're growing.
Jaka, can we stop dying?
I'm gonna try to stop dying.
Jaka, about to kill the whole team.
Okay.
I'm one of this MIA, not even moving.
I think someone's buying this shoot.
Would you suck I'm inside? I'm actually gonna give all team.
Oh, that's why there's only two of them left.
The diffuser is no longer in your possession.
Oh, my teammate left with the diffuser outside? Okay.
Reloading.
Ugh!
Sshh!
It's clear!
Chat! J sketch universe of these t-shirts are available right now.
all my website they're not gonna be up for much longer so grab them while you
can I'll put the link right here
J sketch University what's up step brother
So then I can go to my left.
Clothes are here, t-shirts, everything is here.
Get the merch, go crazy.
It's shackled.
Bro, you reacting to my shima you was so funny bro.
Oh
It's got sandwich sorry fuck you got a mighty
Bad day Jay shock that's that's bad name, bro. I'm sorry. I don't you know great aim great aim
Hey Jay shock after this let's rip let's rip some for my bro. You want to play duels 40 night. I'm winning, bro
Do you play right?
Play ranks the I'm down for that. I might go. What's your rank?
Probably so our goal haven't played in a minute word to bro word to bro
Word bro word of math
Little juice relevant this year real quick shot. Wait, Jay shock you pay zero bills
course
me how we have Jason let's rip bro let's rip builds a the trip builds I
hate zero bill all right fine hey we look at it all look at it in the mirror
with these words on my tongue you listen to it just now in my cell for
myself is a job to pull on. No one saw my fall.
You do?
Chat. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. J-Shot, J-Shot.
We're in Fortnite next lockin' in, baby.
Oh! Oh!
There, J-Shot.
J-Shot, this kid in Game Chat knows you. This kid in Game Chat knows you.
Yes
Located a bomb
I did not know I was playing with you
Who is J.Shark?
Who is J.Shark?
Who is J.Shark?
I'm full of your life and I saw my name in there
J.Shark was lying
What is wrong with you?
Who is J.Shark?
What are you talking about?
I'm full of your life
I don't know what life is
Yes you're full of your life
We need to get out of here.
We need to get out of here.
Who is the shank shot?
I'm gonna find out who is that.
It's like a, he's like a really strong shot.
He's like a really, really, really, really verbal.
Who are we gonna die?
No.
He's a really strong kill.
He's going to go?
Yeah, he's going to go.
Go ahead, go ahead, I'm gonna kill you.
You're like a young kid, boy.
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna kill you.
I
Stop playing!
J-Shock, that's you?
Yeah, that's so wrong!
Wait, that looks like mouse!
I'm Chilly B.
Hey yo, BX Lord, I am J-Shock, and I appreciate your support.
I love you so much, bro.
Is Jynx in top frag? Is Jynx in top frag?
Jynx, do you stop frag? I'm right below him.
Yo, J-Shock!
Sir?
That was, like, weirdly good aim at the end there.
It looked like you're on mouse.
I'm running to that look weird. I'm like swipy
Hey, how good are you a fortnight J shot dead ass cuz I'm ass, bro. I'm really good
Um, do you want to open a pack a pack of Pokemon?
I don't have a packet Pokemon right now
We could do it together. I don't have I don't have one right now
Yeah, but I could like you could pretend you're ripping it with me. Oh
Sure, yeah, you got poke-boots
Let's see if I have anything that's like accessible
Yeah, I'm gold right now shit. Oh whoa whoa I'm going right now
What's your name?
Hold on
God that was a good burp that was a pizza wing burp right there
That was a pizza fucking wing burp. What's your epic? Let me add you
Oh
It is J. R. O. M. E. Y. Shock 99
Gooner you guys told me to buy the skin
Jay shock 9 9 gotta add it yo it says you're not accepting friend requests can
you turn that off could you ban me let me say ban you well let me let me invite
you all right at me I don't know I don't think I have them across on either
no no no no no shout out I need I can't I know this
I mean bullshit Jake Jay shock could you try to turn this on I'm not so this
on what what are we turning on like your friend request they're not on tell
jinx is switched it's rubber yo I'm not on GTA J shot oh yeah Chad is Lacey on
could Lacey get us in a lobby Lacey no but he's doing like IRL he's not on
for like, what do you want to do? What am I you?
You got to add me, but I don't think I had friend requests on
and I got to add you, but I don't think you have friend request
on. Okay, well, let me let me turn it on. I'll try to invite
only public. Yeah, yeah, try to turn it on. I want to get
shot, because this shit's a bitch, if we don't figure it
out. Wait, EA 27 chat when is FC 27 coming up? How do we
do this I'm about to turn it on all right yeah yeah okay okay boom boom j talk now
add me ready Jim see two five six seven one add J. Y. M. X. Z. I. two five six seven
one add that bowl attitude let's do this shit thank you I must you're actually the fucking
go. You're actually a fucking go. J shot now invite me invite me. Okay, I did. What skin should I rock?
Would you shock me host?
What you want to host? Yeah.
Yeah.
Hi guys, what's up?
Oh, the discord?
Burecki underscore H with the five gifted.
Thank you.
Tell Jinxie finish the pepperoni slice.
I have them in my fridge, I have them in my fridge.
Bro, let's do this shit, bro.
Daniel Bond TV, appreciate you. Wait, that's...
That's a... Breaking Bad! That's my boy!
You know the twins for Breaking Bad?
Yes, I do, yeah.
He's in my stream right now. He's a legend.
Daniel Mocat, bro. What's up, bro?
Wait, Jay Shock, I'm gonna... What's it called?
Did you give me a hug? Okay, I'm gonna queue rent, all right?
Yeah, let me just pick a fire skin real quick.
Take your time, Shobby. Lock in, bro. We gotta win! We gotta get a win!
It's for you just for you jinxing look at it. Look at it. Look at my skin
Just for you that is a sick-ass skin. Well, you have how do you have group down there the fuck? How do you have group?
Oh homie homie
You are you all leveling?
Yes, bro. Yes. I saw so lovely. I saw all good
Chai, I think there's only how many seasons two or three two or three
I saw all the seasons on crunchy roll, but I think there's still I think the man come out done
But I I don't know I've seen it all to do
Yeah guys larking yeah, I yep watching a show is larking like I swear to God we're like devolving
How am I not in one clip of this edit
What is like girl?
My girl Sarah
You have a girlfriend
no wait what university girlfriend who streaming university girlfriend
Ruga, Ruzia, Dara, my girl, is there a homecoming? bro what the fuck? yeah bro I
like sitting on stage and everything like I asked you the homecoming
jinkster
If you do okay, I'm getting streamed five I'm getting streamed five God damn it, I tried it you quick, too
He's chasing you down well
debaker thinking about giftie
Jinxie, let me ask why be must I know
I'm not asking any of these questions, I don't know, I don't know, what's the answer?
I think it's a shit meme.
Here we go.
Here?
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
Hey, let's get a fucking win, baby.
Yeah, whatever, whatever, whatever.
What's the...
What happened?
J-Shot, um, what's it called?
We're not over messy.
Messy.
Ball knowledge.
Type shit.
Did you watch the World Cup at all?
I watched it on stream.
And uh, that's his room.
Nice guys.
With everyone.
We're gonna stream sniped.
Yeah, I don't know if we're getting sniped,
but I was getting sniped in the...
The world is revolving around you! Ah, no, the guy was doing the fucking gritty, like I know he's slapping.
YOOOO!
Leave me alone!
What happened? Oh, you got knocked?
I'm getting sniped, bro.
I got you. I-I-Even if you die, I'm gonna res you.
How about you, Liz? Hey, if you're watching my stream, do an emo.
If you're watching my stream, do an emo on my body.
actually had a friendly stream slam but I haven't seen that
hold up
come on, come on
god damn this thing hits like a truck
this thing hits like a truck
it's not gonna get your car
to get me okay that guy's got to be in the stream back that's gotta be in the
stream. One billion percent.
LGP to sit down.
He is sitting in a chair.
How many times would you say you broke that chair?
He's locked, yeah, he's locked.
Check it out, he's alive when the sun is sticking out.
Yeah.
It's dark.
Oh, oh, oh.
Shotgun.
This kid is.
You want to play zero?
I just got stuck.
J-shot.
I just got stuck.
I don't know but I just got like quadruple edited in gold that's a cold lobby that's
That's a fucking gold lobby.
We can show you one more build.
I like builds, but God, I just got like ran through.
You can go with the sub.
Jason, how you been, bro?
Like that, that's how you been, man?
I've been good, bro.
You know, trying to get through every day
and trying to do my best, man.
a lot of stuff happening bro so i'm trying to take it all in
most of all i'm trying to say humble i'm trying to
keep my ego down i don't want to i don't want to get too crazy you know
there's a lot of shit going on
and i want to like stay in touch with my friend and family
you know? real shit man, real shit
everything's happening so fast man
real shit bro
i think my job thing grew like three inches
weighing like recently?
Yeah, like I have to show you I came back and kind of grew...
Elevated.
Your penis got larger?
Massive.
How many, how many like, I mean maybe I'm overstepping let me know, but like...
How, like...
How big is your weiner?
Okay.
You said it grew three inches, so is it like ten inches?
I was at six that was that nine horse horse horse hog it's hago clock
All right, let's go. I go clock pick this pick this spot. What do you want to go there? Okay, normal
Let's go.
I got a clock!
Now to bring out the ocean!
Yo, how am I still getting firm requests when I-
Like, this shit is so fucking annoying.
For real?
I mean, as long as it'll get spammed, I don't care, but I feel like I'm gonna get spammed.
Like, how's that even possible? I have to set a friend a friend.
Like, where-
Go right over here!
Oh my god, bro, I'm getting pooped on.
I
Was a blue shotgun I gave you one done here
What the fuck was that I just got what just
What the fuck just hit me
Here take this
He's not coming on me
What am I what is this music what am I playing?
I'm gonna stick it. Don't move. Oh god. I'm gonna stick it. I'm gonna stick it. I'm gonna stick it
I'm gonna stick it. I don't know how you just got to me, but oh no
Jixi, let's play zero build. No rank. Okay, I have a feeling we're gonna get slight more in non-ranked, but I'm down
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, uh, J-Shop, I just got Evil Fortnited.
Like, I just got Evil.
Bro, I got hit by like, a gas canister.
Please turn on Streamer Mods so people don't snipe you.
I don't know how to do that.
Sugar mode is literally gonna, it's not gonna do anything.
Here, I'm just gonna put on zero build and turn right.
Where I know that joke where does where does Darth Vader go to buy his shoe?
Jesus. J-Shop. Hello. Ready up. By the way, ready up. Ready up. I can't. It's not letting me.
You have to like go back into that menu
Okay, are we clipping this right? You saw I got the I got the burnt peanuts right how the fuck
There's a burnt peanuts right yeah, I got the gummy or a sprite to
goop
Really goop-goop when you when you're gonna kill it goes goop-goop-goop
Really like actually it has nice cool. Nice guys
I am too brother. When are we gonna get Jinxie fortnight skin now?
Dude, um, I don't probably like a door to be honest, bro. Probably never bro. Yeah, okay
They'll never say never brother. Remember what Justin Bieber said.
I will never say never. I will fight.
Whenever you give me head, I will not stay in.
What happened? Oh, you got stream sniped?
Wait, what? Come on.
I was on 30 gas yes what wait what are we on we're on no one will do us no
ranked yeah no right no build duos no right hey top get forget to follow back
I'm gonna go back to the bottom right of the spot.
What happened? I took that as a camp?
Shock, do you need me to mod for you?
No.
Thank you DM and IG. Alright, I'll try to look out for him, brother.
Hey, J-Tro, I'm gonna go latte landing. Latte landing. Lock in.
Latte landing? What the hell is that?
Latte landing.
you drink coffee coffee is my favorite yeah I did I love coffee yes I drink
coffee every day in my life I fucking love coffee I like tea I like coffee
um I drink coffee every day like cappuccino Wow espresso latte
Machiato.
I love coffee. It's like my favorite thing ever.
Man, I like to go to the hospital every time I drink it.
You go to the hospital every time you drink it?
Ambulance.
How?
What happens?
My stomach's a heart attack?
I can't take it, my heart is killing me.
I can't handle it.
Really? Like any caffeine?
I'm not having caffeine, I wish that.
That's interesting, I wonder why.
Cause like I feel like coffee's better for you than like energy drink.
Oh my fucking christmas.
You're the only one who got me.
God what is this music, this game changed so much.
What the fuck is this music?
Where is it coming from?
get me how many enemies are here I see one
I just baited them to you
Did you get me?
Come on
I've never seen that on a map.
That's er, you just hit two guys and I haven't seen it even though that.
You guys suck, I'm just playing terrible.
Just no ammo?
No ammo!
No ammo!
Three fucking guns!
Like!
Three guns no ammo, are we dead ass?
Oh shit.
No ammo.
Oh, we gotta get one win though, we gotta get one more.
It's just this landing his ass right now. We keep getting landed on by fucking 11 people never we go
But that landing was at the end of the bus
Well, he had a good spry. Oh has a sprite. We what the fuck where?
Boy, oh
Boy, the pro player. He's a sprite
What
Take it
Hey, we got a lock you we gotta get a win come on Jay shot. Let's go
Boy oh, that's a fucking right that's so cool
What is that on your head, I don't know head set
Bad landing equals stream snipe. It's not bad landing equals stream snipe. It's 11 people dancing like
J-Shop, let's go shake and sanctuary
Shake and make got it
Then we just become best friends
Yeah
Dude, I love them
Wait, did you see the shirt that I made?
Mmm!
You made a shirt?
Yeah, stepbrother.
It's sketch and I.
We're an acting stepbrother.
It's a t-shirt.
I'm selling my crazy.
How many did you sell? How many did you sell?
I don't even know, bro.
I lost track. I can't count anymore.
All right.
Hold on.
It's a really cool shirt, bro.
Oh shit, J-Shock we got we got trouble brothers people here
J-Shock out
about coming coming
what are you are you coming you coming you coming you coming you coming you
tell him come
Where is he?
Tell me, I don't know.
He's right here.
No, I'm dead. Get a shot. I need help.
What?
Yeah, I'm probably dead.
Look at that. Get up.
You're good. You're good.
There you go. There you go.
Nice. There you go.
Got him. Yeah.
Hey, shit, son.
What is this?
You want an Orsh Spike?
You want an American or like Banages or anything? I'm like, I have no, I need shotgun. Oh my god, here they go.
Yo Jinxie, look, look, look, Orsh Spike, look.
Wait, what the fuck?
Let me see one of the newer ones.
You want it?
Whoa, what do these things do?
I don't know what they do.
They give you abilities in the game.
Gain a shock, Rock, charge me, deal off damage enemies. What?
Jay shock I think there's sort chooses here you want to come here and group up and hippies
Yeah, I'm gonna get this chest real quick. So if you could extract that right if somebody could feel it if they kill you
Which is up. Do you have shock on ammo per chance or no?
Dude, I need shock on ammo. Oh
You didn't make it yeah, hold on a bottle almost
Yeah, what are you at?
One sec.
I accidentally messed up so I had to waste two metkits.
J-Shock, hit these slurps, you get full health, baby.
Right over there.
I prepped them for you.
Right here.
Right over there.
Where are you at?
J-Shock!
Right over there!
He's in the distance.
I'm gonna kill the guy.
I need shotgun shells, bro.
I think I'm gonna die.
I have no shotgun shells
EL Champa with the sub chat no bill is kind of fun
But nobody's kind of fun, dude
We ain't work on those less toxic. Oh, it's kind of fun. Wait. He's in a bush in a bush
They shock in a bush on me on me. This guy's in a fucking bush
on me
He's one Hp. I'm not even kidding. He's one shot.
Oh no, you have a pulse grenade. You have a pulse grenade.
It's all good. He can't leave.
He's so fucking low.
He cannot run.
He can't run.
He's right in front of you by the trees.
Got him.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I'm actually locked. I've seen shotgun shells. Wait, bro, I'm actually like not even bad at no bill
Oh my god, I'm a shotgun. Yes
I'm gonna kill a half point
But you're playing good right now. I never played out of this game
Well, I'll put it with a lock
This could be a dog my boy. This could be a dog
What you get? What you get? What you get? What you get down the gooner the gooner right bro
How's this a gooner one? Oh here wait it says it's rare it says it's rare
I'm taking that shit back to the crib my god mythic class this could be really good
I have the best load out ever. If we lose, I'm gonna freak out.
That's right, good. Tell me in the chat, is that good?
That's crazy rare. They're saying it's super rare.
They say it's 0.001% at J-Shock. No, no, no, no, no, we got to go with
Shack. We got to go with Shack. We got to go with Shack. We got to go with Shack.
We got to go. We got to go. Follow me.
I hear the extraction though.
Bro, they're saying the one that you got is like very rare.
Really?
Like absolutely rare.
Yes, yeah, they're saying it's really fucking rare.
Oh my god.
They're saying it came out today.
Baby, did you just drop today?
Nine percent chance.
Hey, that's my number.
Are you ready, Dixie?
I would definitely extract what you got too.
Wait, so how does this work?
What the fuck?
How does this work?
So if we don't win the game, they can steal our sprites by killing us.
So we got to extract them.
And then when you extract them, you can build up enough points.
Every time you extract, you earn sprites points.
So whenever you bring back your key,
But if you die, I would like to get you rid of it.
Go the way.
Wait, what?
As long as you extract it, you'll have it forever.
You just gotta rebuy it back.
How do I do this? How do I do this? How do I do this?
Um, it's just gonna give you the option, I don't know.
Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh!
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, extract that shit.
Let's do it!
Wait, so now we keep it forever.
Now, we keep it forever, and then like...
If you...
If you forget it in the next game when you die,
you'll lose it, but you can rebuy it back.
Which is actually so cool, bro. That's so cool.
It's like ArcGrader.
Like, they're trying to...
Yes, bro!
They're trying... Epic Games is trying to do like an extraction thing.
You know that Disney is make Epic Games
is making a disney extraction game
I did not know that
Oreo with the 5 gift and w Oreo on the chat
Oreo love you baby
no
no I did not know that J-Shock deadass
J-Shock Emmy, yo, uh, is Zanny playing?
do you have a percent chance to get it because they haven't dropped?
for sense?
are you gonna just kill them everything?
I'm dude I'm chilling bro thank you
I have 6 minis one big bot let's win this shit
I'm gonna go to the shower real quick.
I've seen you on my stream for like years, bro. Love you, man.
Yo, the sprite you got, I think it dropped today and it's rare.
I think. Yeah, that is fucking sick. I have a mythic chest here.
They're the Batman sprite, bro.
Can you only get oh my god, I'm a purple we won. Can you only get sprites from?
Like
You cannot get sprites in rank only
Only this game on
You ready?
I
Was fighting in front of us a shock stack up with me here you can find them anywhere bro fishing whatever eluding
But you get a good one
They're Batmobile go to all me to wait
Nice
Do you see that guy in there you sit the guy in there like Scott?
Bro you just hit him like 20 feet in the air. I've never seen that
Skyrocket
Go let's go
Yeah, I think the whole lot
Oh
What that well what that a
Found chenille out that bro, bro. Yo, Jay shock. I'm gonna be honest, bro. My loot is like insane right now
Okay, okay. I have a really good chocolate really good SMG and a sniper like I'm bullying chat
What's the best we got in this season? Let me know I?
Think this finger bro. I'm not even getting you Starbucks drink muck bang
Oh wait I forgot I forgot about last time I did a coffee review. I almost fucking passed out
What coffee would you drink?
Some place I think it was red label coffee and they they gave me an energy drinks and coffee to review and I
literally almost had a panic attack
but the coffee is so good
Oreo Jones with the 25 gifts he's up scared of the 99 Oreo
she's got WNJ
what the fuck is that
how did you come up with all your little crap
I'm just gonna be honest bro
I'm literally just off to them bro
Oh my god. Are you near me? What are you saying?
Autism is the most beautiful thing in this world.
Agreed. Have you ever seen Love on the Spectrum?
I've seen Clebson, but I never saw the actual like episodes of the show.
Probably one of the best show I've ever watched in my life.
Legitarily. Legitarily crazy.
their fall damage if I jump off this okay so I'm gonna come out of 13
like I'm gonna think about zero build just like you can have such a good game
and die so he doesn't have seven with a gift if thank you Peter's 99 Peter wait
the zone is a triangle I've never seen this when I like fun in no builds bro
What the fuck was I doing?
Oh, you play with the shock you never go stop
Long hope I get a gold snitch. He's that AI. Okay. Yeah, I thought it was
There was a person for a second
Come to me. Come to me. Come to me. Come to me. You are nothing
What oh my god, she's in for that. What the fuck
Why did she have infinite health? I don't think we can.
We can. Oh shit. I don't think we can.
Help, help, help, help, help.
We can, we can, we can. One shot, one shot.
One shot.
Can you show me how?
I'm helping.
Oh, what is that one?
Oh, it's a legged girl.
Oh, self-revive.
You want the self-revive?
Nah, I'm chillin', bro. Do you want it? Actually, wait, what is that?
Sure, I'll take it if you don't want it.
Yeah, if you have a slot for it.
He didn't actually fill up a slot. What the fuck?
Wait, really?
Did he take a slot?
He didn't. He didn't even fill a slot.
Oh, shit, I'm talking to the press Y.
I'm talking to the press Y.
This is GGA lore.
Oh, shit.
They were top eight, bro. Might actually win this one.
Eat your pulley last time. The last time I ate your pulley was 2025. That's definitely correct, probably.
Yo, appreciate all the gifts on TikTok, man.
Top gift to get the moderator spot.
last line with niggie
where you going on the coast?
wait there's a roller coaster?
come on! jump on!
wait what?
what the fuck?
yep boy
yep bro
wait Fortnite has changed a lot
I actually kind of meant fun bro
bye bye
I might just play zero build
Jax too with this two sub
the gift is thank you bro
another one I'll think see Lou in your game he knows him
Lou? Alex fist of the sub who the fuck is Lou?
that's what I've seen buddies. L.O.O. yeah L.O.O. L.O.O.
I don't know if I'll have a lead ball knowledge
Hey there is several separate with the gift it again
Just like I think one time five I think I think
Chad is that mean there's five squads left or five players total?
Yeah, five squads or five players total now that there's five
World there's only three enemies who catch me wind
My in at 4-8 with the sub!
I'm gonna get a crazy snipe right now.
Bro, we have to rotate. I think we're gonna die rotating maybe.
Alex, fix with the gifted!
Are you good? Are you good?
Yeah, I'm locking in. I'm locking in. I don't know.
I don't see anybody. I shouldn't have wasted that because now I don't have an attorney.
We're coming back.
Repositioning is so important in this.
If we get caught lacking, we're just gonna be like dad.
The item is 10.
Wicked, take it slow.
Wicked, take it slow.
Wait a sec, the self revive basically means as soon as I die I'm just back to life. That's kind of OP, bro.
It might be like the best item of the game.
We should get the high ground. Wait, Jishak, Rift!
Rift us!
7-0-7 with a gift, thank you bro.
Jishak, pop a Rift, pop a Rift.
You think I just pulled it out of my ass?
I thought it was in that chest.
I didn't take it oh god I'm at a ref come come come come come for me
oh you are done we might be fucked we gotta get on top of this mound there's
gonna be an enemy here we have to go on top of this mountain
Which I thought you can pick up your shot. Oh, I'm in this
You can be in a matter of time get on the mountain
Don't amount on the mountain on the mountain on the mountain we got we cannot go there we cannot go there
Wait, there's three come to me Jay shock come to me
What is happening I have three support happening. I'm not even kidding. What the fuck
rip all of these motherfuckers oh my god oh my god what we're gonna watch the
rest of the self-revive over here try take that why it's a loose so bad get
on the bus get on it get on it get on it get on it get on it get on it what I
think this thing moved wait in the sky oh no I got shot I got shot
Hey
I'm going on
They got goop! They got really good goop! Come to me! Come to me! Come to me!
I'm gonna get him, Tron.
There's so much loot, I just head shot him once down!
She's on top! Oh my god!
No! No! No! No! No!
Oh no.
We're not near each other! We're not near each other!
I'm surrounded.
We're not near each other.
I might be far.
You're not! You're not! You're not! I'm locked! Come on!
I'm dead.
Hell you're not, come to me!
Oh my god, that's not assist.
I think he's pushing.
Not a real guy, not a real guy.
J-Shock, I think I'm dead for this thing.
Come to this town, come to this town.
Dixie, come on.
Bro, I know.
I'm getting chased down by something without his 2,000 L.
Just shoot your portable to me.
Your portable to me.
There's so much loot behind me.
Wait, what?
The battle bus left without you.
What the fuck is this?
What?
What is this?
What the fuck?
What is this?
Nobody wants to get added.
What is this shit?
What is this shit?
All we had to do was get on the bus?
Oh my God, what's going on with the bus?
Really?
What the-
When was that a thing?
When was that a thing?
Are you kidding me?
I've never played that before.
When I said nobody else didn't do that,
when did that kid add it?
Nobody told me to get on the bus.
I wasn't reading it.
I thought I was going to die.
Nobody told me to get on the bus.
Nobody.
No, people told me to get on the bus, but I didn't know why I got beans and laughs
Oh, I didn't know the game ends if you don't get on it. I didn't know that
Right, yeah, I'm gonna get some water. I'm good for like another like 45 minutes another like 45 minutes
845 or not. Yes, I'm gonna get off that like 830 830. Okay. All right. I'm gonna get water
Yeah, I was I was fucking shitting on people. I was shitting on people bro.
Chets we do zero build range maybe. Probably on range. Bro what? Guys I didn't I didn't know that.
Yeah guys, we'll part-timer for streaming for six hours. Sure. Sure. I'm gonna go pee.
Chad, that's so dumb. I didn't even lose cause of that.
Yo.
You back?
Oh, you didn't want it too?
Okay, I'm rickin' up, I'm going to switch my skin, and I'm going to switch my skin
You back? Oh, you getting one or two? Okay, I'm breaking up. I'm gonna switch my skin.
Perhaps. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't know, I don't see anything. I don't know.
There's a little pecan. I love little tucker chat. Yeah, what's your favorite
You fine?
Roll one if you have a gold douchin'
Now you're first time braids, try to get high
Because a lot of when you act like a fool when you're outside
Only one chance, try
You ain't riding a little bit of a way of fool
No, no, no, no, no
Stop it!
Stop it!
Try to save you all
When you call it
So you save you all
I don't want
You tryna malypinate me!
What?
You tryna malypinate me!
Manipulate so what way but manipulate? No, no, Jay shock. I'm just I'm just trolling
trolling
Let's do this shit play. Yo, we would have won that game if I knew the rules now know the rules now know the rules
I don't know the rule either
Yo Jay shock by the way
T foo verse myth is tomorrow. Who do you got winning that?
Tee-foo? Tee-foo wears neck?
First myth, they have not 1v1'd in 8 years.
Who do you got?
I bet it on Tee-foo. I already bet it on him.
Tee-foo. Tee-foo, bro.
My guy. My fucking guy.
I bet it on Tee-foo, but dude, Lacey was telling me Miff's gonna win.
I don't know, bro. That's a good match.
I don't really watch competitive gaming like that.
You got it?
Maybe I should get into it.
What's it gonna be on Twitch?
Chad, what time is it?
Maybe it's in the time. I just know it's tomorrow.
But yeah, it's gonna be on Twitch.
Okay, lock in. Where we going?
Let's go. You pick, you pick, bro. You pick.
I'm gonna go, um,
let's go Golden Grill.
Word!
Word? Who are your, like, favorite artists that you listen to all the time?
Ooh, um, my most listened to of all time is Juice World and Uzi, all right, two most listened to.
Every year, every year, uh, Juice is my number one.
Yeah, I still listen to Juice to this day. It's crazy to think like that guy in such a short
span of time had so many good songs and so many good unreleased songs. Like,
Bro Juice World has like almost a thousand unreleased songs.
Yo Jinx, I have some really cool shit to show you.
What?
You're a Juice World fan, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna show you something really fuckin' cool, dude.
What's your favorite unreleased Juice World song?
Yeah, you can show me, yeah, I don't mind.
Um...
I think it's called My Heart's Racing.
My Heart's Racing, I like this song called...
does that mean you know that one I I've heard that one but I don't know the
name of that one I don't know the other one
oh this together was true to me yeah yeah no I've seen mouth in the middle
Wait, how did I die so fast? How'd he get a gun that fast?
How'd he get a gun so fast?
He got a gun so quick. You got him, Jack. I'm gonna combine you, Jack.
Oh my god, good chance. Another one for me.
I can't see what I'm shooting.
You have a shockwave and you have heals if you want to run.
You could run and heal, maybe. Run, run, run, run, run, third shot, please!
That second till I shot where it comes back, you lied to me!
On my screen, it's up, sorry.
Son of a bitch!
Dexterity! Get your guns straight!
Dude, on my screen, it was up. Like, on my screen, it didn't say you had a timer.
Oh my god.
Bro, I just got... I know he was sniping, but how'd he get a gun so fast?
Like, I shot me out of the sky.
Go to lava, go to lava. I want to show you something really cool already.
You're showing me so when I worked at Home Depot
There's a guy named Peter either had two daughters that were like ridiculously good at drawing
They were really really young
Probably like 10 14 whatever and they drew everyone they drew like
You know christian bell
dog
I was like, can you have them draw me juice world?
Yeah, they did this with colored pencils.
I'm watching your stream, okay?
Let me see.
How sick is that?
Can you see that?
Yeah, they did that with pencils?
Jesus.
Colored pencils.
That is good.
That is good
Look at the detail on this bro
Dude, I love him
That's really cool. I love juice rose. I want to get juice well tattoo. He's probably my favorite artist
Yeah, of all time to be honest. I'll show you one more thing. This is literally I want to get this shit tatted on me somehow
I want to get the font of this album tatted on me and like have it say something on the album
This is the best album of all time
Wait, which album which album all depth race for love that album's so good, bro
How about almost the juice?
Chet did he do three because he did the one with future world on drugs he did
He did goodbye and get rid of world drugs and
And Gaffrey's for love, did he two another?
I think he only did three albums.
John, what's the other one?
Did Legend Never Die?
Oh, he didn't know, but he didn't even do that.
That was after he died.
I think he only did three albums when he was alive.
I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, three.
Bro, that is insane that he did three albums
and he was as gigantic as he was.
That just shows, bro, if Juicero had never passed,
he would have been the biggest rapper in the world
by far.
Easily, bro.
three albums easily his first album was insane his second album was insane like every album was just a
fucking head bro literally bro he did outsiders wait what is outsiders i don't know that's coming out
that's the newest that's like his last last album everyone everyone keeps feeling this is the last
album his last album that's that's gonna be his last album so outsider we're supposed to come out
like right after death we sure love my face
when it never happened so it's actually like his project though like like he
built the songs and stuff that's cool yeah yeah apparently
dude but i don't think it's already though chat like bro it wasn't like
it wasn't like because juice world passed people were like
oh my god this guy's like the best like bro before he passed thank you bro
he was gigantic like before he passed juice world was
Fucking gigantic like goodbye. You're huge that bridge from up was huge
So I have a not really a theory I think it's more of fact
If you look back that's raised for love and yeah goodbye get rid of but that's raised for love was the best
produced
Written
Album he has and that's because
He he managed the entire project like
Imagine Juice Row would have been alive if and managed his other projects
Like we don't know what songs he picked for letting them ever die and the other ones the other projects like
The only real projects he did was never in front of a goodbye grid
Those are the best ones because he is trackless.
No, that's what I mean, like.
He wants vision.
I feel like they shh, I don't know, like I feel like a lot of the newer like projects
and stuff, like I don't know if I like agree with it in a way because like he passed on
and it's like this isn't his exact vision, it's not his exact direction, bro.
The albums he made like when he was alive were all his 100% his idea and those
albums were fucking incredible. Like literally. Oh yeah definitely. Yeah like if you have no
creative direction is it really even your album? Like I don't know. No skew. And then it's like some
of the songs are like half complete and they're like half AI. It's like guys just this is like
this feels weird in a way. There's a lot of people here by the way. He won up in a
as big as Drake, bro.
He would have gotten past Drake.
I know.
He was so young.
Like, Drake started young.
He died at 21, bro.
Like, that is so young, dude.
When I was 21, I was like basically a fucking kid.
Like, I was just so stupid.
It's insane, bro.
21.
Oh, you want to hear something scary?
Well, you know, I make beats.
And this is really, really weird.
Like, I promise you chat, and I promise you
I'm completely telling the truth.
The night before Juche Braal died,
I watched all of his live performances,
rolling loud, you know, his freestyle on Hot 97 and all that.
I made a beat, and I titled the beat,
This is for Juche.
Thinking like, you know, one day I could give him the beat.
I woke up the next day, and he died.
I swear to God.
of God wait really I swear to God that's why the outfit that I woke up my mom my mom
was like what happened I was crying I was so upset bro dude I remember where I was
when I remember what I was when juice world died and I remember I was when
Kobe Bryant died like I'll never forget yeah yeah I don't I don't know if I
I remember where Kobe was, I think I had to be on my couch or something, usually I definitely remember.
I'll never forget it, I was playing a game of Siege, I was solo queuing, I wasn't streaming, I was on like old theme park before it got reworked, or maybe it was after it got reworked.
But I was on theme park playing Siege, and I opened up my Twitter and I just saw it, I'm like, what the fuck?
No I know.
Yeah, I feel like everyone remembers where they were when Kobe died.
Uh-huh.
That was fucking surreal. I still can't believe that happened.
I know.
Yeah, I was playing Siege, I remember.
And as soon as I opened up Twitter, I saw it was fucking...
Check, cover 99 if the stream is running smooth.
Please, please cover 99.
So what the fuck is this? What the fuck? You can interact with like everything.
Oh, there's a guy right here.
See him?
Oh, two guys, two guys.
Oh my god, they're right here!
And then chat went on, Juice died. I was, I believe a junior in high school
And I was walking with my one of my best friends, and we saw it like in like in passing like after class
Nice, I shot
I think I was in high school. I was either a junior or sophomore
I think no, I think I was a junior or senior junior senior, but I was in passing like walking to my next class
I was in when I was in a Xbox party with all my friends and my friend Joey told me and I was like what the fuck
Yep, that was real. I I really liked him too. Yeah, actually was really good too
Little peep. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest like I
Love little people like I have like I think I have like 10 or 15 of his songs on my playlist
But I never listened to Lil Peep when I was a sophomore he passed and I never listened to him so after he died
But then I found like star shopping and
Just all of his songs and I really liked him Lil Peep's incredible
Are you thinking your group is like
Lil Peep lived on Long Island I believe he lived in you know, did he?
Yeah, I never um I never listen low-peap till after he passed like I never knew we once left your past but then um
I didn't start listening to it till years later, but um do the first time I heard star shopping
I liked low-peap a lot, and I listened to a bunch of his other songs
You get a phone watch
We have I don't know what why am I far more crazy on tiktok
Don't know why I'm farming. I'm in noble. It's like I'm not she wins when do you when do you decide when you're gonna stream on tic-tac and
Which is
I stopped streaming on on tic-tac
Wait really why they just banned me every ten minutes, and I'm just like all right go fuck yourself
Cuz like I'm like a band for like constantly. Yeah, I'll just get banned. I'm just like all right go fuck yourself
You get bad for cussing on tic-tac, and it's not consistent at all like
bro I've gotten banned on TikTok for like shit I didn't do like I've gotten
banned on TikTok for like sexual exploitation like literally like I get
banned for shit but like I don't even I'm like alright because I'm pretty sure
TikTok system is like whatever somebody reports you for if you just get mass
supported you get banned. I'm on TikTok right now. You have to have Jenny, sure guys.
Now TikTok has the worst security system ever so fuck that site honestly fuck that site
Oh you live oh shit my bad I don't know you were live are you live on TikTok right now?
Oh my die
Shit why am I farming I don't know but what am I doing I gotta stop farming
walk away is it door slams do you know that song by little people it's called
walk away is the door slams little people little Tracy I think I love that
song do you know a ghost girl by little people I gotta hear do you know
gym class by little people yes I love do you know white tea by little people
Yes, I love that song. Yeah, dude. He has a lot of good songs
Do you know castle castles? Do you know which place?
Yes, all of them. Do you know 16?
Yes, dude that one's really good
Wait, I got some farming. Okay, Jason. This is bad. I keep hitting trees in no bill. I can't stop
It's like natural.
You are...
Really?
Shots, shots on the left.
Oh shit.
I'm on the front.
I'm shot.
Knocked him?
Find us, find us.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
What else?
Dead.
He's dead.
One more, one more!
stairs
Did you get knocked? Okay, I got you.
Got him. Oh my god!
Oh crazy chat!
Oh my god, I'm kill hungry.
oh man we're locked baby let's go aim bot no shot not a chance thank you for the
galaxy
You know what I understand about Fortnite?
You guys remember last year when Epic laid off like a hundred employees, how's that even
pot like how how's it even possible I feel like they just have like infinite
money like am I like stupid like billions and billions and billions of
thousands like how's it even pot how's it happen
but it's an infinite fucking money this movie comes out next week chat next
week spider-man comes out wait what what what spider-man movie what do you
mean I am going to rick up and stick up if you don't know what I'm talking
But Jason there's a spider-man movie coming out in a week
Yo, how do you not know this? I this is person heard of it. What?
I've never heard of this
What a day
Wait, is it with um the
Tom Holland like you see it's better minute. Yeah. Oh, yeah
How am I not heard of this?
I don't know
Okay, I might have CT but I've never heard of it like I haven't heard of this. Oh my god
Yeah, I hope I don't get that, I don't hope, I hope I don't get that thing that I don't know about stuff like that.
Bro, the last Spider-Man I saw, which I actually loved was Homecoming, and I think that was with Tom Holland's debut at Spider-Man.
I didn't like Homecoming though.
What?
I like, I don't like Homecoming.
Do you want to go home?
No, no.
Bro.
Why am I farming? God, I can't stop farming! This is bad.
You didn't see the way home?
Which is shot I swear to go slurp. No, I didn't
You just stream all day every day. You're not wrong. I've streamed like 600 days in a row five hundred six seven in a row
Damn, yeah
Wait, there's a slurp truck. I mean you don't need a your fault. I might need it
Are you still on the street right now? Dude? I have this is this stream right now is my
567th consecutive stream
enemies enemies enemies sorry sorry to cut you off but there's two here on me on me
what about what about
I don't need this little truck
oh no I need an emote what
oh my fucking
Oh
For no, but it was weird like the fight's really weird
Whoa, what the fuck is what's like a force field bro, K shot that's sick
I don't know by the bus he's young ground level or no oh my god
I got one shot. I literally got one shot here. Hold on. Oh my god, good thing. I got one shot on sniper. I'm gonna get you. Try to crawl to me if you can.
Yeah, try to get to me as fast as you can you might want to drag me you want me might want to pick me up
Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.
No, you gotta get me.
Sir, please!
I'm gonna die when I get up though.
You think?
No, no, no, no.
Take my med kit, take my med kit, take my med kit.
I'm dead.
Take my med kit.
Take my med kit, J-Shox.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
I'm rifting.
Try to hit that rip.
Try to get to that rip this fast, you can.
Try to get to that rip.
She's the worst, right?
No!
Try to get to that rip this fast, you can, J-Shock.
My God, we have a long way to go.
I have, if you can rift and hold your glide and get to here, I think we win.
This is like the best spot in the game right now.
We're at, we have a launch pad and it's well or more of the highest point of the map.
Don't die J-Choc, please, please.
Just try to instantly glide to me if you can after you've ever.
You good?
There's a sword truck there in front of you.
I missed the sprites what was it a rare one we missed a lot of shit, bro. We're the last shit back there
I know we're gonna work truck
It's not a truck. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You you need that you need that. Oh
My god. No, no
What's going on? Are you good?
No, but my fingers are glitching out because somebody's talking on them
Someone's talking on your fingers
Yes, I'm controllably who
Oh
You're shocked on me. It's a 2v2. It's a bro run it. J. Shock get to this mountain
I'm gonna pad with you get to this mountain. It's fuck the man. It's a fucking juby kill
Don't die. Whatever you do. It is a fucking juby. I'm gonna pad to the next spot now
How'd you get up there? How'd you get up there?
J-Shock come come come come come come come
We need to go this way this way this way when you get to the next time. Oh my god slow down
This is it jigsie come on they're right in front of you. They're right by that rock don't go there
Come come come get to me get to me. I need you. I need you. I'm gonna die. I need you
Jigs wait
Wait Jigs
We love all your guns we love all your guns
Vamo
Okay, shock. I'm gonna be here. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be
Locking we got this we got this we actually
Bro
I'm checking in front of us. Check our right check our right. I'm checking our
One of them you one of them have insane aim. Oh check our right one shot. I'm so low
Do you have a big pot or anything or no?
I got two minis try to group up with me. We need to stay together. No minis
No, I'm good. I have four minutes. Sorry about that
Whatever we do
You're there
Wait, how did you how did you put bricks down how did you that I thought it's no
How the fuck did you build with in no build?
We do it again, how the
How the fuck move out move out move out how'd you build in no build? Oh
I think see, I don't know if it's going to work.
Come on, come on, they're on the right, they're on the right, they're behind that tree.
They're both behind that same tree.
What tree?
What tree?
You'll see them in a second.
God, they're in the fucking zone, we have to get to these guys.
They're going behind the big rock now.
They're up on that brick. Oh, no, we're dead coffee. Have a fucking building I don't understand
I'm
No, no, why is
Oh no, I just sold. I'm so sorry. Right another both there.
I'm sorry, I didn't know they were both there.
if you win this you're the greatest ever you have to get back to back snipes
try to snipe the guy on the left first the bottom guy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there's a pink guy pink guy
try to snipe the pink guy first
Oh
Not bad you have a medkit you have a medkit any of Minis
On your left left left left left left left left left left left left right
Don't don't don't don't don't like that
fucking suck dude
Jay shock, I just sold I don't know why I tried to ambush them. I'm sorry
All right brother Jay shock yo for a little bit longer. That was fun as fuck bro. That was fun. It's fun
Thank you for playing man for real
Thank you for having me bro. It was good meeting you my boy
Yes, sir likewise, bro
Um, hey, I'm going to let you know in those tournaments, bro.
If you ever want to be a captain or anything, I'm down.
No, I'm, uh, I don't know whether I'm going to Florida.
Maybe like late August or early September.
So from, yeah, bro, I'm down.
Fuck yeah.
Oh, I'm going to text you.
Jay shock.
I'm going to text you my number on Twitter.
All right.
Okay.
Bro, have a beautiful night.
All right, man.
Have a beautiful night.
Jay shock.
Keep, keep being inspiration, bro.
You're a legend.
Thank you, man.
Thank you very much, bro.
Hey, Jay shock.
Have a great night.
Okay.
Chewbacca.
Chewbacca.
Peace, peace.
It was a pleasure.
Chewbacca.
Chewbacca.
Peace.
WJ Shock, man.
I'm going to rave them.
Wait, somebody said to check Ludwig really quick.
Wait, did Ludwig announce the teams for server games?
I'm going to rave J Shock.
Hold up.
Did Ludwig announce the teams for server games?
Guys, he said Ludwig's not live.
Wait, do we have a picture?
Do we have a picture?
I'm going to rave them.
I'm going to rave them.
He's doing it at 9 EST. Ah, fuck.
But I just saw Ludwig live. Did he end?
Walk away, Zidore slams.
I'm about to implore him.
What? I don't know.
All right, chat. I'm going to raid Jay Shock.
Guys, have a beautiful fantabulous, amazing fucking night.
So much peak a streams coming up soon boys. Love y'all bro. Go show Jay socks. I'm love man
How did a great day today?
chat so much stuff coming soon bro so much stuff coming soon and
Yes, bro. I'm gonna catch y'all boys. Have a beautiful amazing trans habitus. They another W stream and I'll see you guys tomorrow. Peace
Peace
See you guys chatting to you love y'all bro. Um last thing before I go
In case I don't see you good afternoon. Good
you