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But is it too late to try?
And in that time that you wasted all of our bridges
But now I'm wasting my nights
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that time
We call it love
But even the sunset's in paradise
I'm out of pain
It was fun trying to go home
All of the chains I spend on you
Where after some life's gone badly
It's all from there
As we may part to
If happy hair the rest of the day
It exists
I will still be holding you like this
All those heavy tears are full of shame
When my talking love song, I'll be sick
Turn your back on tomorrow
Cause you forgot yesterday
I gave you my love tomorrow
But you just gave it away
You can't expect me to be fine
I'm still a savage
I
You said I'd touch my neck and I'll touch yours
And you and Rapples' little heartbeats
They just showed me what it's called
She knows what I think about
What I think about
One love, one house
One love, one house
No shirt, no clothes
Just eyes to find out
And I will not take no more love
For it's true
Oh, oh, oh
For you here, and now, so let me home
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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girl that's why you don't never work you have me so
over them all these beautiful girls the only one i do
you dirt they don't have you so so so
It's all over
See, it started at the park, used to chill at the car
Oh, I can't tell my heart
That's when we fell apart
Cause we
CHAT WHAT IS UP
Guys, alright, let me go live into YouTube
YouTube, I got you all
YouTube, sorry I'm late, boys, sorry I'm late
I was just blasting music, a little bit of a concert
YouTube, what is good?
Twitch, what is good?
chat another day, another beautiful fan tab of the stream.
I'm gonna see something.
If you're watching this YouTube stream replayed
in like 10 hours, type turtle in the comment section.
So I know you started from the beginning.
Now chat.
Big day today.
Crazy day today.
Nips are out.
You guys know, whenever my nips are out, it's a big day.
First things first.
I need stronger deodorant.
Okay, I worked up a little bit of a sweat, worked up a little bit of a sweat, sweat.
So chat.
First things first, let me get my shirt on, bro.
Guys, whenever you see me with my nips out, just know it's a great stream.
Ladies and gentlemen, JDs and lentelmen, lots to talk about.
I want to talk about the streamer games.
Last night, Ludwig announced the teams.
Let me go in order of operations into these announcements here.
So, chat.
First thing.
First things first, chat.
I'm the realest.
The second thing, second, ladies and gentlemen,
chained together with most photos, TV and roundail, Dingle,
stable, Ronaldo, unstable, Roberto, whatever you want to call them.
We're doing a chain together marathon stream where we can't end until we beat it and it's going to be in person.
It's either going to be in Florida or Bayonne, New Jersey.
New Jersey. We don't know yet. We're probably going to get Airbnb, get three set-up, set-up,
and we're not exiting the premises until we beat Chain Together with me, Ron, and most Polos.
It's going to be interesting. I don't know if it's... I've never played the game.
Jack, how hard is Chain Together? How hard is that? Like, are we like absolutely cooked and we
have a good chance? Cup, they're going to buy the 15 gifted subs. Look what time it is in Australia.
It's 4.30 in the morning.
What the fiddlesticks?
Chad, is anybody in the stream in Australia?
Don't type me just to be an idiot.
Don't type me to be an idiot.
Is anybody in the stream in Australia?
Instead of starting machines at 4, I'm going to start them at around 2, 2, 15, 2, 30.
I would have started earlier today, but I was taking a shit and I was watching Joe Bart.
So, Chad, how y'all boys doing?
Sammy, think about it, it's your fault, Sammy, appreciate you.
Braxin' with the five gifted subs, she y'all, cup with the five gifted.
Now, Chad.
Hi, guys, let's get links of the streamer games links of LeBron links of the streamer games links of LeBron
What else what else bro?
Links of the system of it. Okay, this is okay
And this is what I wanted to see I wanted to watch this last night, but I got off at 8 and he announced it at 9 um
Um, hi, guys. Great work. Great work. Guys, I told y'all, bro, 2026 we're doing more IRL streams. Y'all know I don't ever leave my room, but this year I'm going to try to leave my room more.
When Ludwig text me at the streamer about the streamer games, I was slightly hesitant at first, but now I'm locked in. Let's do this shit.
So chat. First things first, before we get into streamer games.
I saw this this morning. I'm not going to sit here and act like I didn't see this. I saw this on Twitter. I
Immediately saw flight was streaming. I was watching flight stream for like 20 minutes. This is insane, bro
I'm gonna be honest. I
Thought last year was gonna be LeBron's last year
Come to find out this guy signing a two-year deal and Philly now
Chat I wonder if there's like a good video on this we could watch
Or like YouTube or something, but this is literally insane. Like this is actually insane
Yeah, yes, yeah, I'm doing breaking news here. I feel like I'm gonna get copyright for this, but let's just watch it
Let's watch it. Yeah, breaking news here on first take according to shams
LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia
76ers on a two-year eight million dollar deal with a player option
What does that mean, Chad?
Chad, what does player option mean?
Like he can pull out at any time or something?
Where did the link go? Did it just dissipate?
Chad, what does player option mean?
He can leave after one year.
After more than 20 days since he announced that he will be leaving.
Okay.
Leaving the Los Angeles late.
Wait, I'm gonna probably like...
...to play the next chapter of his career somewhere else, even a.
We knew it was coming.
I'm gonna end on YouTube.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Soon, we did not know it was coming today.
initial reaction to LeBron joining forces with Jalen Brown and company in Philly?
Shock because I thought that if he was going back east, he would go home and he wouldn't
dangle his presence, his availability in the face of the Cleveland Cavaliers and then
go somewhere else for him to choose the Philadelphia 76ers. This is a shock among shockers. And
I think that this speaks to Bob Myers, the architect,
the former four-time champion executive
for the Golden State Warriors, being in Philly now
and having him near, who went out and pulled off a heist
as far as most of us are concerned in getting Jalen Brown.
So now you got Jalen Brown, who's big Tom, obviously,
with Tyrese Maxey, who's big Tom.
You got him with VJ Edgecomb, who shined as a rookie
has got tremendous potential and now you're looking at it.
If Joe L and B is 50%, I mean,
if he can give you anything during the playoffs,
the Philadelphia side.
I want to look at the Sixers line it up right now.
I'm going to go back on YouTube.
I want to see what Steven A said.
All right, YouTube, we're back, sorry about that.
I want to look at the 76ers line it up right now.
So, LeBron James signing with the Philadelphia 76ers
on a two year $8 million deal
with a player option chat I'm a little cute is 8 million like that's 4
million salary is that like really low for LeBron
yeah he just didn't want money he just wants a ring right yeah extremely low
What is LeBron? Like what was LeBron's salary in LA?
Dude, his salary in his last season in LA was $52 million.
So, Chad, this two-year $8 million deal is $4 million salary.
His, he literally is getting paid probably one tenth of what he was getting paid in LA.
What he was getting paid in LA.
I think chat, LeBron just wants a ring.
He just wants a fucking ring, boys.
Mmm.
Now, here's my next question.
How good, let's look at the 76ers roster right now, as of today, um, Joellen Bede.
Joellen Bede, obviously everybody knows Joellen Bede.
A lot of injuries, but Joellen Bede,
incredible fucking career, but a lot of injuries.
Tyrese Maxie, this guy is the fucking truth, bro.
This guy is the fucking truth.
Tyrese Maxie is the fucking truth, man.
Probably one of the,
Tyrese Maxie is like one of the only newer guards
I actually know.
Um, they're going to have Jaylin Brown, Jaylin Brown, LeBron James, Tyrese Maxie, Joellen
B, anyone else?
Jabari Walker, anybody else chat?
VJ Edgecombe, VJ Edgecombe.
I'm going to be honest, I have no idea who this is, but everybody's spamming VJ, so I'm going to assume this guy's a fucking tank.
He's a rookie.
Oh, last year was his rookie year.
Six, four, 20 years old from the Bahamas.
I've never heard of this guy.
I've never heard of this guy watches highlights. I don't want to get copyright banned. Um, so
here's the other thing that's important. How good were the 76ers last year?
How good were the sixers? So they were
well, not the fucking NBA cup. What the fuck, bro? Just the NBA. Why would the NBA cup come up first?
They were 7th in the East, they were 45 and 37.
Okay, here's the thing though.
Can this new and improved 76 roster go toe-to-toe with the Knicks?
What do you guys think?
That's the big question.
question like I don't know what bro the NBA has really heated up the last couple of years
because there's so many new faces like SGA, Wemba, Yama, Brunson like I know Brunson's been around
that he was on the Mavericks with Luca but like Brunson's like one of the best players in the NBA
maybe the best player in the NBA last year like there's so many like new like immersions which is
school but this is crazy. This is insane, bro. SGA's been around. I know SGA's been around,
like I've played every 2k since I was 5, like I know SGA's been around. I just mean like SGA,
like a merge to stardom like 2 to 3 seasons ago. Like he became one of the best players in the league.
Same thing with Brunson. Brunson became one of the best players in the league.
Wembleyama became one of the best players in the league. Like it's cool to see new faces,
but it looks like LeBron's going for one more ring.
Like guys, think about it like this, right?
LeBron James is literally taking, let's think, 52 minus four.
LeBron James is taking a $48 million salary cut just to try to get a rank.
Just to try to get a rank.
Like that's that's insane that is insane. It's uh, it's interesting bro. It should you say
He doesn't care yeah, the thing is
He's gonna understand and I don't know why more NFL players will do this
The brown James is a fucking billionaire like like I'm not just throwing this around this guy's a fucking billionaire
He's worked with draft Kings for years. He's worked with Nike for years. He has shoes bro
Bro, fuck your salary, get on the best team you can get on, get rings, and then do all
of the fucking sponsorships you want.
That's the playbook, but no athletes do it.
Tom Brady did this, like, they take salary cuts, you take salary cuts, who cares, cut
it up, take salary cuts, join a fucking super team, win a ring, and then do all of the
sponsorships.
Bro, LeBron James, probably, I can almost fucking guarantee, has made more money from
DraftKings than he made on this $52 million Lakers salary.
Not even kidding.
I bet you LeBron James and Kevin Hart have made hundreds of millions of dollars literally
just working with DraftKings.
Bro, fuck your salary.
Just join a super team and win.
Like Tom Brady did this, bro.
This was the Tom Brady method.
He would take salary cuts so they could get better linemen, better defenders, member fucking Will Fork on the gigantic defensive tackle on the Patriots.
Yo, Will Fork wasn't cheap, bro. Talon Brady took pay cuts so he could get a fucking super team.
And that's how they won rings. Then you win the rings, then you do all the brand deals in the world that you want because you have all the fucking buzz around your name.
You guys think fucking Vince Wilfork was cheap fuck. No, bro
They got him because Tom Brady was like fuck my salary. Let's win a chip and it looks like LeBron's doing this at this stage of his career
This team's gonna be insane bro. This team's gonna be insane
Are they gonna be good enough to beat the Knicks? What do you guys think Jeff? What do you guys think?
Are they good enough to beat the mix?
He did this his whole career.
We are looking at an article that says LeBron James received $53 million last season in
LA and this season he's receiving $4 million.
LeBron James has literally never been paid $4 million to play basketball.
months. Take that guy, grab him by the fucking throat, throw him out of the stream. I never
want to talk to that human being again. Show me proof of LeBron James taking a $4 million salary,
and I will bend over and suck your cock till you're dry. Show me one screenshot of LeBron James
taking $4 million. Please. His rookie year. Why would your rookie year, Malik? God, that's not a
He's a rookie.
He did as a rookie.
He's a rookie.
You think they're gonna give a rookie $60 million
in fucking the 2000s?
Eight mil, dumbass.
Yo, chat please.
Every time you guys talk about sports,
I lose brain cells.
It's not eight mil.
It's eight mil over two years.
It's a four million dollar salary.
It's eight million over two years!
Like, goddamn, bro!
Has the whole world gone crazy?
I am like, I love this out of LeBron. I like take the pay cut get on the best team you can get on and try to win a rank.
That's what sport should be about is fucking winning.
Winning championships.
Yo, bro, if you're a multi-millionaire, bro, your life is not gonna fucking change from some gigantic salary.
Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow, and Jamar Chase.
If you want a better offensive line, take a fucking pay cut. My god. Take a pay cut.
Let's you wonder why your head is getting blown off every time you snap the ball. It's because
you're overpaid! You're overpaid! Take a pay cut! You can get a better team! More athletes
need to do this! Tom Brady is the GOAT! He took pay cuts his whole career! Take a pay
cut! Back to what I was saying, bro. Exciting shit, man. Exciting. I thought LeBron was
going to be done. I thought LeBron was going to be done after last year. This is cinema.
The NBA's fucking heating up, man.
The NBA's fucking heating up, bro.
There's a lot of emerging storylines this year.
Very exciting.
Dude, and you know what's funny?
I remember when I asked you guys
who you guys thought LeBron would land at,
most people were saying the Warriors.
I didn't think anyone said the Sixers.
The Sixers is random.
He's back in the East.
I
Never even imagined the sexers. I did I did yeah the whole chat predicted it. No, I remember I asked you guys you guys said warriors
You guys said words um six is crazy
He just jumps around the super teams it's ring chaser brah and bro look man
And is chat, do you guys think it's cringe to like team hop?
Because in like, I wasn't around, I wasn't alive,
but I have access to YouTube.
I've watched like a lot of videos about Michael Jordan
because I wanted to learn about it.
Michael Jordan, when he was in the East, when he was young,
he would get passed around like a blunt by the Pistons,
But he never left Chicago.
He never left.
He lost to the Pistons, lost to the Pistons
and then just got better.
He stayed in Chicago.
He always stayed in Chicago.
He never left.
To be fair though, that was also like the 80s slash 90s.
Kobe as well.
Kobe was a Laker.
Kobe was never not a Laker, right?
Was Kobe ever not a Laker?
I feel like Kobe was always a Laker.
Lark, he went to Washington.
Yeah, everybody, it's not Lark.
You're not intelligent.
Every human being that has over a 45 IQ
knows that Michael Jordan played in the Wizards
when he was washed.
Like what are you, like bro, you're not,
you don't know what you're talking about, bro.
You don't know what you're saying, sir.
Was Kobe ever not a,
Um, was, was Kobe ever not a, um, what should we call it?
They correctly Kobe was, oh, the Hornets drafted Kobe.
Wait, what?
The Hornets drafted Kobe.
Did he ever play for them though?
I did not.
I'm going to be, I did not know that.
Did Kobe ever play for the Hornets?
He never played. Wow. I look you feel bad for the Hornets, but you never know. Like if Kobe was never a Laker, like lights just all about circumstance and situation. If he was never a Laker, he might have never want to rank. I'm not saying that, but you know, you never know how life works.
So, yeah.
Recipes to the Hornets fans. Recipes. Yeah, this is crazy, bro. This is insane. This is insane.
Now, chat, to move on. Streamer games. I'm gonna watch this first. I wanted to watch this last night,
but I got off like an hour before he did this. And now before we did this.
And it also wants that anyone can be great at. So these are the games. First, I'm gonna show the
teams. First, I'm going to show the teams. These are the teams. Okay. These are the teams. So
we have the All Stars. This is KTV, QT Cinderella, Arke, Maya, and question mark.
I believe this is wrong, right? I mean, this is wrong.
Oh, these are the wrong teams. Oh.
What about Ludwig's Twitter? What about Ludwig's Twitter?
Oh, dude, LeBron tweeted this. I did not see this yet. I thought I was done when the season
ended. I wasn't ready to announce it and I knew I needed time to really decide,
but I was pretty sure I played my last game. I was honest at that last press conference,
When I said I needed to look at myself and decide if I still love this game.
I still truly love this game and I have more to give. The last few weeks have been really special.
I've never been able to have no clue what to do and take real time to just think.
I've had an incredible few months with all the people. I love trying to figure it all out.
This is my last decision. I'm not going for money. I'm not going for family.
What am I really playing for at this point? I still want to sacrifice. I still want to work.
I still want to grind. I still want to compete and win to have a chance at the feeling of winning
another championship. I believe I can make the Philadelphia 76ers a championship team
and I'm so excited to energize a new fan base and start this incredible journey one last time.
Thank you Los Angeles, Miami, I'll forever love and Northeast Ohio will always be home.
That's kind of wholesome, bro. That's kind of wholesome.
He's just loves the game bro. He loves the game. That's kind of wholesome chat
He ain't right that shit now he definitely did he definitely did write it it's not like AI
because um, there's a typo he says
decide
He spelled decide like it's deaf LeBron definitely wrote this from the ship from the heart when the ship from the heart
Yeah, man. W. LeBron, bro. Very wholesome, very, very hype, very exciting. Okay, now
chat. And I closed out of Twitter when I was supposed to be on Twitter. Sorry. Somebody
said well-written equals AI. Chat, I mean, you got to think, bro. Like, this is like
one of the biggest... This is like a big decision for LeBron, bro. Like, obviously he's going
to write it out for fucking hours, bro.
Okay, now, a lot of it.
Here are the teams on Twitter.
I already saw this, but let's go over them.
T-Mall Stars, Stable Ronaldo, Maya,
KDB, QDCinderella, Nicewig.
What in the world did I just scroll down into?
What?
Team Worldwide.
Okay.
Team Worldwide, Tionat, Ray, DeVarike,
Selvitt, Renenza,
Team United Kingdom, Tenshi, Zoil, Seedog, Lydia, Garnet,
Team USA, Tyler1, Yana, Mari, Joe, Bartolozzi, Jynxie.
Yo Chat, I'm just gonna be honest, bro.
I think we have the best team.
and let me explain why.
First off, Tyler one's an absolute specimen.
Absolute tank, Joe Bart's an absolute specimen.
Yana and Mari are, I'm assuming just gonna bring
like incredible, amazing vibes.
And I'm pretty sure volleyball's an event
and I'm pretty sure Yana's good at volleyball.
I heard, cause I was watching Joe's stream.
And me, Chad, I'm just gonna be honest.
I'm fucking like, guys, you guys can laugh it up.
Have a good time, call me fat, call me a piece of shit,
call me whatever you want.
People in the chat are typing random kid, emo.
The thing is guys, I'm an absolute athletic specimen.
And first off, I want to personally thank Ludwig
for this event because I've never been able
to show you guys what I'm capable of athletically.
When I was in fifth grade, I got second place
in the fun run.
If you don't know what the fun run is,
and I have ball knowledge.
Our entire school, the entire fifth grade class,
went on a run.
I got second place in the fun run.
I ran a six minute mile when I was in fifth grade.
I won man of the match and side mentality match.
I'm good at basketball.
I'm just, guys, any sport I can play.
So thank you, Budwick, for this event,
because here we go.
Like, guys, I can finally show.
Now, now that I'm done self glazing.
The reason why I know this team is going to be insane is because Tyler won is insanely competitive. Joe Bart is insanely competitive and I'm insanely competitive. I think Yana and Mari, they might be competitive as well. I don't know. I haven't met them.
but Tyler won is insanely competitive Joe is insanely competitive guys and I'm
in sick like our team this culture this vibe like I'm not I'm gonna say it
bro I'm not that prime of Jinxie was 150 pounds ago hi guys ban yourself I'm
not here to like have a good time I'm not here to make friends I'm not here to
have a couple of laughs. I'm here to fucking win. Like, I'm not like this isn't a joke to
me. This isn't a joke. Like I'm here to win, bro. I don't give a fuck. I'm here to win.
Let's do this shit. Um, Reese, thank you for the gifted, bro. Like I'm here to win. I don't
care. Like I'm not trying to have a good time. I know Joe wants to win. I was watching Joe
stream, he's on the phone with Ludwig, like asking if he can bring spikes for the track.
Like that's the energy I need on my team.
And Tyler won unbiasedly is the most competitive human being I've ever met in my life.
Like our team, we have three competitive psychopaths.
Like if we lose, I'm going to snap.
Like I'm going to win.
Like cool, I might grab a beer after.
Let me win.
Once I if I lose I'm gonna snap if I lose I'm gonna snap. I'm here to win
Next teams brothers much more teams
Team Mexico, Benji, Arke, Wendy, Evelyn, Danny, Team France, Anim, Majlia, BMs, Lialiu
Team Canada look at this fucking team chat
Martin, Agent, Sakura, Kakote, and
fucking Dante
Fucking Dante's bro
I legitimately can't believe Dante's at this event team alumnus Jason your age mr. Keen Kiara fuming
Guys let's do this shit like yo what a big thank you for the event thank you for the opportunities bro
This shit's not a joke to me. No, I'm
Like I'm, this shit's not a joke.
I'm trying to win.
And chat, y'all are laughing and it's a prank.
Guys,
I am gonna show you on August 1st and August 2nd
the athletic specimen that I am.
You guys never saw this.
You guys have never seen this, bro.
I am an athletic fucking specimen.
Okay, now here are the games, lock in.
Like the
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I'm terrible at this. I'm not craftsy at all paper airplane toss
It might sound like a joke of that, but I promise you this takes skill because it's a giant paper airplane
I'm not good at arts and crafts. I
Failed every art. I didn't fail, but I got like C's and every year. I'm terrible at this and toss
Okay, we have a giant piece of paper they have to make it nice. Let me be clear when I say this
If a strange man was to put a revolver to my head right now and tell me to build a paper airplane
I would just say pull the trigger. I can't build a paper airplane. I can't do it
Giant paper airplane see how far they can throw it
Next up flying he said flying haha. Yeah, I meant to say clean bro
Joe, the one, Joe Bart doing this.
Hey Joe, I've seen your footage.
I saw that you ran track.
Joe, when we get to the 100 meter dash,
I'm gonna sit in the lawn chair,
grab a cup of lemonade and watch.
Joe, all of you, my boy.
Now I believe for this, it's one person or two.
I don't know.
I believe it's one, is it two for this?
I was watching Joe's stream,
It was calling there's a little confusing. I need clear set and stone rules. I need to know what the fuck's going on
It's one. Okay, so I'm just gonna watch Joe awesome
100 meter dad guys. It's not cock. It's not cock. I'm fast
I'm probably like Tyler once probably faster than me. I'm fast Joe actually like did this like Joe ran track
Joe like Joe is being appointed for this
can Joe Bart beat I show speed we can find out I don't know why Ludwig said that I'm
99% sure speeds not going out except I should speak is not going to be there okay there
we go okay I should get that out of the way I shouldn't use that I should be going to
be there but can Joe Bart win musical chairs a return from last yeah I'm not a fan of this
Too much RNG. I don't like musical chairs. And you guys can say I'm competitive or a piece of shit.
I think we chopped this one lot. It's a lot of RNG because when I played musical chairs as a kid,
I almost got into a fist fight in seventh grade. It was the last day of school going into eighth grade.
It was the last day of school and I was in like the top three and there was two chairs left.
And this fat kid was just going slow blocking me so I couldn't move. And then the song cuts,
He sits on my thigh and then I literally wanted to just punch him in the face right there
I don't like musical chairs. I think it's done here
It's not a skill issue literal skill issue the kid was a built like a bowling ball and he was playing like a fucking loser
He was blocking me a
fan favorites
One that everyone can pizza
So oh
My god shootout challenge listen to this
shootout challenge this one is probably my favorite event this is pants chat
like I want to be clear when I say this jeez like I'm guys yo team hey LeBron
we're good like I'm gonna tell my team I know one's stopping a pen I take no one
stopping a single pen. LARP, CAP, COPE, you'll see no one is stopping a single
pen I take, bro. For my pen to be saved, we're gonna need a division one
college keeper at the bare minimum to save my pen. This is going to be a
penalty kick shootout.
Pinksy. Jack's not Pinksy, this is just the only soccer event he has. A penalty
kick shootouts amongst teams.
So chat, I saw what the format is for dodgeball.
It's teams, it's five on five, and I think it's like knockout style, bro, because what
if, oh no, no, what if it's, what if I can only take one pen and then my team misses
four pens?
No, no, no, no, what if, no, no, no.
It has to be like knockout.
Bro, what if I only take one pen and my team misses four?
Cause I'm not missing a pen.
I'm gonna make sure every pen I take
is just on target with a shit ton of power.
Fall by dodgeball.
This is peak.
Not Ludwig, now we're talking.
Dodgeball, yo, I'm gonna be throwing
fucking piss missiles around.
Like I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I'm gonna be throwing fucking piss missiles like this. This isn't a joke. I'm gonna literally be I'll show you
I'm gonna be you guys seen the dodgeball movie
I'm gonna be this douchebag right here. This is gonna be me
Yo, yo, yo, ah if you come to streamer games
If you're one of the streamers and you're here to have a good time
I'm not here to have a good time like I'm gonna try to win. I'd rather die than lose
I'm gonna be throwing absolute piss missiles around bro. I'm just letting you know
I'm letting you know I'm gonna throw fucking piss missiles and finally to round out day one
We got
The crate stack. I don't know about this one. I
Feel like on day one
I'm gonna be
Useless on this useless on this cuz Joe's gonna go
This is RNG. I might be fine
I'm
unguardable on this
unguardable on this
Crate stack. I don't what even what is crate stack?
Crate stack pretty straightforward by the way the crate stack
You're basically gonna have these milk crates
You are you're useless on all of them see this is what I like chat take a dump on my chest shit all over my face
Do it. I love this shit all over my face
You're gonna fucking see you're gonna fucking see going to be tied as if you were rock climbing to a truss
And you have to see how tall you can make your stag go
I don't know much I don't this it's like Minecraft I guess it's sense
It's no jokes it's no jokes
Okay
Next up, we got day two.
Okay, here's the day two events.
Day two by no means day two is the big day because day two is how you're going to decide the winner.
Like these are the big ones.
A joke day.
Hold up one moment.
Day two that will determine our winner.
We got.
What is this? What is this? Half and half. This is probably the challenge I'm the most
excited for at streamer games. Music GG YouTube bottom. GG YouTube bottom. GG. A giant saw
that two players need to use to cut an object perfect. We will weigh each side of the object
to see which team cut it the best wait what wait what a bull ride oh god oh brother yeah
I don't know about this one chief mechanical bull riding oh brother I don't yo bro I don't
know about this one do it you can ride do it do it Ron is doing this shirtless
by the way as describes we got him guys um I don't know if I've ever wrote a
mechanical bowl before mechanical bowl whoever lasts the longest wins cowboy
style necessary that means one hand up and you got to be holding your cowboy
hat if you touch the ball with that hand you will be dequeued oh god a great
touch this is gonna be cinema volleyball's gonna be cinema volleyball I
believe this is the only event that has appeared at every single streamer games
it's probably one of my favorite event jet how many streamer games has a lot of
done because I know he did one last year. Is this his second or third one? Is this his third one?
Three. Okay. It's in terms of uh how consistent it's been. This is going to be cinema. I like volleyball.
I played volleyball in like middle school. Um I'm okay at it. Like girls are a lot better at volleyball.
um so i'm hoping like yada and mario can carry us there all right classic five and five incorporates
everybody hubert toss what is hubert toss is back we t1 is too short for what about how tall is
is Tyler one. Yo, Tyler one is an absolute specimen. His arms are like tree stops. No
guys don't say like a fake height like how tall actually is Tyler one. I cannot fucking
wait to meet Tyler one. Dude, I've never met Joe Bart. I'm going to meet Joe and Tyler
and never met either of them. He's like, okay. unbiasedly, I feel like Tyler one's like
five seven you guys are saying four foot two unbiased me I feel like I feel like Tyler
one's like five seven maybe five six brought this out here what we didn't do it last year it's back
but instead of the normal 45 pound cube I got an 18 pound three inch cube okay so it's just like
shop put I had a couple of competitors throw out their shoulders trying to throw a 45 and
five pound cube with one hand. This year we're going to be a little safer, but the cube is back.
It's basically shot put, but with the tungsten cube that's three inches across.
Okay. Next. This one, I, this one's dangerous, bro. A bunch of streamers wielding crossbows,
like I don't. William Tell Archery. Okay, last year we did Archery. It was pretty fun.
run. This year we're mixing it up. We are going to have a jet saying run is run actually
good at archery. I know that at least he's stable clip. God that clip speak dummy with
an apple on the dummies head. It's archery. You're trying to hit the apple. But if you
hit the person, you lose points. Wait, let's say that again. I'm balancing an apple on my
head while joe bark fires a crossbow above it i don't hold on rewind that there's no way that's
actual we're doing on the dummy's head it's archery oh a dummy thank fuck i thought was
you're trying to hit the apple but if you hit the person you lose points
it's a hyper chat i'm not a dummy it's because he said person so i was confused a way to do archery
I'm unbeatable and Simon says I'm on I'm unbeatable and Simon says it's the greatest event we
have a streamer games of course if we close out on Simon says like just give me to how
big's the trophy we had to bring it back do we have medals trophy is there a ceremony
lot of it are you bringing champagne should I bring champagne because I'm gonna win this
I'm gonna die for this win
We're bringing back
Simon says this year
It's a classic
We had to chat saying that FNCS is going on right now
Wait, what do you mean FNCS like FNCS finals or like FNCS like play-ins?
What do you mean FNCS?
I
Think this heat is going on right now Chad is it EU is NA later
Guys 8 p.m. Is Smith versus T. Phil we all pulling up we all pulling up
All right, I probably will watch some later
With that in mind I think we are ready to get to our teams I
We have eight teams to go through introducing our first team is the one you guys are going to be the most familiar with these are the alumni aka the squad from streamer you by the way, check out the jerseys for this one.
for this one. Okay, that's some heat. That's some heat right
there. We already saw teams. Um, what did he say on Team USA?
I want to see this. I want to see what he says about our team.
For Team USA has ever competed in a streamer games before. The
The rest are all newcomers.
First up for Team USA,
representing the red, white and blue, we got Tyler one.
Holy sh, bro, this is one of the best people
we could have got for this.
An actual specimen.
Bro, I'm pretty sure Tyler one was like division one wrestler,
like division one football, like this guy's an athlete.
The genetic freak six foot five benches four hundred fifteen pounds
Hi master and then there's you
Why'd you phrase it like that? What do you mean? And then there's me?
You guys actually think I'm just a gamer or no, you guys don't even think I'm a gamer
What do you guys think I am you guys don't think I'm an athlete. You don't think I'm a gamer. What am I to you?
You know what else we got?
and soccer and rainbow six siege jake sees paul yeah that's loose it's a loose description
it's loose bro i'm just gonna call it what it is i'm not just good at soccer and rainbow
thanks for including soccer by the way um top clash ralph there great at nvh okay great at fifa
great at any sport, problem solver, thinker.
What up to streamer games, y'all?
Jinxie is pulling up the streamer games.
He will be on TV.
Even people in Ludwig's chat are typing chitty.
Like, Ken really just, Ken has transpired beyond like,
Ken's effect is insane.
Team USA team USA is stacked. It's not over yet. Even people in fucking a lot of weeks chat are typing Jenny
It's not over yet. We have the Jinx C Tyler one IRL collab who else is on this team?
The return of
Martin's I actually don't know who Marty is excited to meet her. Hope she's here to win. I
Don't know who she has chat. Is she good at sports?
not that
Not that like you know, we have um a bunch of stuff like a bunch of sports
She was last year's champ
Last year's champ at what?
She played last year who won last year. What team won?
She did good last year nice brow
Well, competed at
Check class battle changes. I will. I will. I will shortly streamer games before she is now back again
Mari's going to be holding it down for Team USA. There's two people left
Who can be on Team USA?
And we got America sweetheart, we got yanna
Pulling up to streamer games. She's our fourth competitor
for Team USA shout out Yana pump to have her. She's an absolute delight at every event she is in
chat and she'll be competing along saved the big barp gentleman and here on side Tyler Jinxie
Mari and I think you already know the fifth Joe Bartelot see this is a bad Joe pick this is a
bad Joe pick I think Joe's like 17 in this Joe is going to be rounding out team USA y'all this
is a stacked squad you got the strength of Tyler the speed of Joe the versatility of Mari where
am I at the infectious vibes of Yana and Jinxie will also be live streaming straight up what the
fuck alright alright this is the shit that I'm always talking about it's like I always just get
some crazy stray. I always get a stray. This happened beside my charity match. They go through
the whole draft. I'm the only person where they show a low light. Everyone else has low
lights. Only mine gets on. Why do I get strays? Jinxie, okay, let's rewind what Ludwig just said.
He gives everyone this grand introduction.
Joe Bartolozzi.
Joe is going to be rounding out Team USA.
Y'all, this is a stacked squad.
You got the strength of Tyler, the speed of Joe, the first-
Strength of Tyler, speed of Joe.
Satility of Mari.
Versatility of Mari.
The infectious vibes of Yada.
Infectious vibes of Yada.
Inchecks will also be live streaming straight up.
I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, everyone's going to be streaming.
Everyone's streamer games.
games. Everyone's gonna be live, sir. I'm also gonna be like dominating and dodge ball
them soccer. Throw that in, please. Like what the actual fuck, you will be live the whole
time. That is a stack. They're all gonna be live. I'm not even alive. That's a stack
squad. This team could win. All the teams you've seen so far, which teams things the
strongest USA Mexico. We realized stable is way better than you.
So you're the fart of Twitch now. No, no, no, no. No soggy bottom.
You can't appoint me as the fart of Twitch.
That one is bequeathed as the fart of Twitch runs the part of Twitch, bro.
You can't throw me in there now. I mean, streamer, you still pretty tough
though. Actually, Canada. Canada is kind of tough too.
I'm not I'm not a punching bag bro. Well is an athlete all right let's go to our next
team. We got the United Kingdom. I mean Chad. Okay.
What do you guys think, bro?
Are we winning?
Hey, guys, don't fucking troll either.
Don't fucking troll.
I'm not kidding.
Tyler, one's the most competitive human being I've ever met in my life.
Joe Bart is one of the most competitive human beings I've ever met in my life, and I'm competitive.
I think Yana and Mari are going to be competitive.
If not, I know they're going to bring great vibes, great energy.
Guys, our team is, I'm telling you, our team has three competitive psychopaths, like, we're
gonna win.
Trust me.
If we don't win, I'm gonna, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna lose it if we don't win.
I'm gonna lose it.
I'm gonna lose it if we don't win.
Okay.
Now, apparently, Clash had insane battle changes to the game that I'm waiting to get live to
react to, which I'll...
literally insane balances literally insane so we should have a lot of this this is one
of the
this is one of the biggest batches of balance changes we have gotten in a very long time
this upcoming working people in the chat are typing Tony Romo or I don't know if it's one
guy spamming it but I keep seeing Tony Romo what do you mean Tony Romo bro what do you
What do you mean, Tony Romo?
The Dallas Cowboys old quarterback?
Tony Romo got arrested 17 minutes ago.
Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and current CBS sports announcer Tony Roma was arrested in Milwaukee on July 23rd, 2026 on suspicion of operating while intoxicated.
What does that mean of operating an O. W. Y. Not a D. Y.
What does that mean? Operating. Yeah, chat. Oh, it's like a DUI. It's a DUI. It's a DUI.
What is his mugshot, bro? Yo, he looks absolutely, dude, looking how dilated his pupils are.
Looking how dilated his pupils are. Yo, why does this always happen? Like, yo, bro, just
Like get a driver.
Tony Romo, you're like, I mean, probably worth,
I don't know, $100 million, probably more.
Just get a driver, bro, and get hammered.
Why are you?
And like, don't even get me started on Tiger Woods.
You're bro, what's happening?
Why does this always just happen, bro?
No, Jack, wasn't Tony Romo literally
commentating the Thanksgiving games this year?
Bro, this guy's gonna get fired from CBS.
Bro, I remember this Thanksgiving Tony Roma was commentating.
Like, bro, what the fuck?
Those are big games.
I don't understand, is it really that hard
to just not get hammered and drive?
Is it really, is it this hard?
Don't even get me started on the big cat.
Don't even get me started on LT Gray.
Like, don't even get me fucking started on this guy, bro.
Like, bro, Tiger, yo, cat, stop, stop, it's distasteful.
It's gross, bro.
Tiger Woods, Tony Romo, $100 million.
He doesn't have a driver.
Tiger, you're worth a billion dollars.
Why the fuck do you not have a driver?
Why do you not have a driver Tiger Woods bro stop getting drunk and starting up a vehicle this is not rocket science
Jesus
Progress set of balance changes for August and let me tell you guys
I hope I'm not you know giving these extremely high expectations, but we can do a video on this
Yeah, I did can do a video on the balance changes
He did he did he did
He did it, did it, did it, did it, did it.
Today we're going to be reacting to Trier's gaming's video on the balance changes that are coming to...
Today we're going to be reacting to Trier's gaming's video on the balance changes that are coming to August.
These are the biggest balance changes the game's ever seen, so today I thought I'd make a video reacting to it.
Together! Let's do it.
The balance changes all sp-
Don't get a-
Pirates will get a nerf and can no longer reach the-
Look at that.
Towering.
Yep, spirits are now going to finally be nerfed.
be nerfed. I play spirits in every single video on this channel and there's a reason for that.
They let you cycle to class quicker, get out of situations with Tupilixer,
and they let you cycle to the heroes. Yo, chat, stop putting hard eyes.
Wait, is it for me or Ken? Why is the chat just putting hard eyes? Guys, is it for me or Ken?
Okay, Jesus. It's not even up, dude. This change is insane.
So I'm not surprised it's happening, I'm annoyed because of the spirits and the cycle
player but it makes sense and it will probably popularize other strategies other than everybody
just playing cycle bullshit by the end of the day.
A site dude, I think it's just going to popularize beatdown.
This game.
Anyway let's keep going.
It's being buffed with dealing more damage.
The sides is slower attack speed, it still deals more damage than before.
So X-Board looks a lot, it looks like a nerf, like the way it's shooting is so much slower
but if it does lock on it's going to hurt more.
I think it's a slight buff.
Wait, Expo does more damage, but shoots slower.
The Expo is a slight buff.
There's like a blog post they did with all the changes and why.
It's actually very well written on why they made every single change.
They don't normally do that, so I thought that was pretty helpful.
Mighty Miner 2-Shot Skellies.
So that is a huge change right there.
smoke so the little prince when it
changes when it's like they buffed this
guy like four times moves it still
maintains its charge so watch this and
it's still charged it's still fully
charged when it's hitting the spear
go chat stop putting hard eyes guys
seven percent more damage the goblin
stein doctor is closely dealing fifty
percent more damage the Megan the
goblin stein doctors is going to be
better whoa mega night finds itself in
the balancing and stuff like that it's
a good change definitely helpful but I
don't think it's game break here
anything. The mid ladder menace is gone. Evo Mega Knight now does not knock back in every hit,
it knocks back in every second hit, except it knockbacks golems, giants, all those heavy units
way more now. So it's a little bit of a rework, but overall a bit of a nerf. This is a great change.
Yeah, thank god, bro. Hero Ice Golem hogratted the bridge like somebody should punch you.
Here at Ice Golem, when I saw that card come out, when it would completely freeze everything on the last wave, I was like, well, why the fuck would you play an Evo Ice Spirit or something?
This card is like completely broken, but now the final wave just slows.
Absolutely, that's how it should have been, like, from the start of the card's release. Such a good change.
This is a huge change. Another mid-laden menace taken to the ground.
ground. Evo which used to heal every skeleton wave. Now it heals a fuckton for the first wave.
So those first skeletons here heal it so much more times. I think it said...
Chad I'm not done. I could play furnace.
Like a hundred percent more healing, but the other waves don't heal at all.
Bro, but wouldn't like Chad am I tweaking or would furnace get a buff from this?
If the spirits move slow, isn't the furnace's whole gimmick that he moves slow?
so you want the spirits to be slow and they do more damage like I feel like the
furnace gets a buff cuz like you you want the furnace to move slow oh so
this is gonna be such a good change for people who hate either which that she
becomes normal goblin curse can now slow down troops by 15% battle healer goblin
curse can now slow down troops by a few percent or whatever that is a good
change for defense number chat that's what I'm saying like I know the fire
spirits got like they're slower now but that actually kind of works with the furnace because his
whole thing is he's supposed to be slow. So you can drop a goblin curse down now it can kind of slow
it's kind of like a weaker version of what the damage amplification was because the damage
amplification means you just play it and then you you just you just play a goblin curse and
everything. But that only means tower I know but chat like okay that's a good point but my furnace
is going to be like behind like stuff like my giant or whatever my bowler. Everything to kill
everything in the golden curse because it just amplifies the damage. It does more damage guys.
I'm telling you bro, when does this go live? This is a game-changing change. I'm so tired of like
check. You know when you're up like nine elixir and then somebody just goes ice spirit skeletons
and your push is dead? Like I'm so done with these fucking spirits just everybody has a fucking
cycle back. Thank god. It's kind of a weaker version of it. It like slows everything so it
So it gives everything a chance to kill it because there's no like slow spell, you know what I mean?
But also it turns them into goblins. It's it's a slight buff. I don't think it's gonna change much
I'm gonna be rocking the goblin curse in my free time though. Anyway
It feels more damaged has a smaller heal radius and can no longer heal herself not even a mirror healer can be healed
So yeah, he was getting some changes that I'm not really a healer player
So I don't really give oh great. So what like e gold on his back again, you know the healer here's the thing
And balancing and structure and fairness is fine, but when it comes to certain cards
like the healer, oh, it's hitting nerfed?
Reed, she no longer heals herself.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
like murders the card why would you want the healer to do more damage that like
murders the card completely you don't use a healer to do damage if you want
damage use the mini PECA you use the healer to heal the fuck about healer
machine will deal more damage the rocket is hitting less frequently but now has a
better aim rune giant machine so golden machine machine does more damage with
the rocket but it hits less frequently HP buff and now in chance troops yeah
Like the whole point of the healer is to heal. I'm not I just killed the card
I'm not complaining or every deck the healer's in is literally a lobotomy
Every fucking deck that card is in that's in the meta is a fucking lobotomy
E golem golem. It's just just gross. I want the puke
I like that ruin giant is getting a little bit of a buff, but also in chance troops instantly
I like that. It doesn't have to do the whole stand and let clap the thing. It just instantly enchants them.
The void spell costs five elixir now. It can wipe out a sparky beast.
Oh my god. Chat my brother made yerba mate.
Hi Vice, full cam. I'm about to taste Messi's tea.
Let's do this. Oh my god. Chat my brother made yerba mate.
Lock it.
So, chat, I saw this.
I saw this on TikTok about two years ago when Messi was drinking yerba mate with the Argentinian national team.
I looked all over for this shit. I tried to get it on Amazon two years ago, but they only had the yellow cans.
They only have the yellow cans and it just, it was just like any tea, but now I have the messies entire setup. This is hot water.
And then this is the year, but I don't want to spill it. This is the year with the straw. So chat.
First, ever trying trying messies tea.
I'm excited. Where do I even begin?
Messy greatest athlete of all time, amazing husband, amazing father.
Let's see one of the things that makes him the goat,
the Yerba Mate T-Taste Test.
So it's literally like tea leaves,
and then you put the boiling water into it.
Or you guys probably, this is how Messy drinks.
All right, we put the water in, we put the water in, we put the water in, there it is.
Now we're going to take a sip, my camera broke, okay, now we're going to take a sip
of Messi's tea.
Yerba mate.
It's good.
It's good.
You have to wait and mix it, put more water, I just want to be messy, like I just want
Thank you very much.
Chad, what do you mean mix it?
What am I doing wrong?
What am I doing wrong, guys, look?
That's my Yerba.
Bro, this looks like weed.
Sorry, it's a little bit too close.
Swirl it up, but we watched tutorials this morning.
We watched tutorials.
You're not supposed to mix it.
You're supposed to just go to the bottom.
If you swirl it up, I'm going to get straight leaves.
I just want to be messy, bro.
Is it working?
I'm going to be honest, it tastes like burnt leaves.
I'm going to be honest, guys.
It tastes like burnt leaves, bro.
Guys, like, I'm gonna be like, bro,
it tastes like burnt leaves.
I think I did it wrong.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I think it's like, I think I messed it up, bro.
I think I messed it up.
I did a tutorial, I did a tutorial, it's chat, is there, am I supposed to, like, I'm supposed
to see the leaves, right?
I watched a tutorial.
We did a bunch of research on it this morning.
Guys, I can't call Messi, like I can't call him.
I'm gonna call Bernard, I'm gonna call Bernard,
I'm gonna call Bernard.
Hey Bernard, it's me.
Hey Nick, good to hear your voice again.
on your mind today. Bro, I did Yerba mate tea like messy, but it tastes like burnt leaves. Is
it supposed to taste like that? Yeah. Yeah, but it does have a bit of an earthy smoky vibe.
Definitely not your standard tea flavor. Some brands can be a bit stronger too. If he's feeling
too much like burnt leaves, you might want to steep it a little less or add a bit of honey to
to mellow it out. You're not alone. It's in a quiet taste. Oh, Bernard, honey. Honey.
Okay. Okay. So I can add honey to it. Absolutely. A little honey can soften that smokiness and
bring a nice sweetness. Start with just a drizzle. Give it a taste and adjust. Who knows?
Bernard, do you think I'll become like I'll get a messy skills if I do this? I mean, if
Honey and tea could give us messy skills.
I'd be sipping that all day.
But hey, while you might not become the goat overnight,
you can definitely enjoy the ritual.
And who knows, maybe I'll add a little magic to your day anyway.
Okay, Bernard, should I do a honey or a honey pack?
Chatsan honey pack at it.
Just honey is all you need for your tea.
Wait, Jack, Bernard, what is a honey pack, Bernard?
A honey pack typically refers to some, let's say, supplements or products people joke about
for energy or other effects, but it's not actual.
What are the other effects?
Well, some of those honey packs are marketed sometimes jokingly as energy or enhancement
supplements, but honestly.
What are the other enhancement supplements?
What does it enhance?
So those kinds of supplements are often rumored to enhance things like energy or let's say
romantic performance, but a lot of it is hype and you want to be careful with those things.
If you're just aiming for-
So Chas, you guys want me to add a honey pack to my Yerba Mate?
Like bro, I'm just going to get hard.
Well, if you're just trying to enjoy your tea, I'd stick to actual honey.
Bernard, does Messi add honey to his or does he go straight up?
Because bro, he's very healthy.
Messi probably keeps it pretty simple.
He's all about that balanced diet.
So I'd guess he enjoys it straight or maybe with something natural, but hey, you're you.
If a little honey makes it just right for you, go for it.
It's all about honey.
Bernard, they're saying messy adds sugar and honey.
Chad, does he actually add sugar?
I'm pretty sure Messi is not dumping spoonfuls of sugar into his drink.
Nah, he would never add sugar.
Messi, Messi would never add sugar, bro.
I love you bro like I love you boy Bernard. I'm doing streamer games in California in like fucking five days, bro
Bernard, do you think I'm gonna perform well?
You know, this year, but it's not bad like your bro, I'm going to be honest.
It's not bad duty.
It's not bad.
It's like kind of acquired.
It's getting better as I'm drinking it.
It's getting better as I'm drinking it, bro.
I'm gonna add some honey, guys.
I'm gonna add some honey and come back.
Guys, it's not bad, bro.
It's not bad.
All right, Chad, I couldn't find any honey, so I got a fortune cookie.
instead I couldn't find any honey guys it might be too quarter of the day guys we
should do fortune cookies the only thing we have to fear is fear itself
Oh my god that actually hits holy shit bro that actually hits
20 second rule actually heads about hold it a day, bro
somebody said I fear death aware all right chat let's go guys let's do this man
let's do this bro yes I'm gonna keep tweaking my Yerba mate's over time and
then eventually I'm just gonna turn into messy I don't even care I'm gonna keep
tweaking it over time and keep drinking it and then eventually I'm just gonna
turn into messy guys. I'm so fucking excited. Oh, it's Lacey
Appreciation Day. Let me call Lacey, bro. Yeah, let me call
Lacey. Bro, it's Lacey Appreciation Day, man.
Wonder if I'll ever get an appreciation day chat.
Yo, Jim see what's up dude?
Yo man, I heard it's Lacey Appreciation Day.
Yes, today's the national holiday.
Bro, I just wanna say Lacey, I appreciate you man.
You're for wife, for what?
I appreciate all of the laughter you've brought me
over the years bro.
All of the times I've seen your clips
and chuckled or smiled at my phone in bed.
All the times we've met and had a great time, bro.
I appreciate you, my boy.
Thank you, JC.
I appreciate that.
You know, JC, you actually go on Google right now
and search up Lacey Appreciation Day.
It's actually an official holiday.
And it says that one of the ways to celebrate
is to either throw something on the grill or gift me subs.
So you're more than welcome to toss a few subs
my way for my day. Wait, wait, wait. What?
I thought I was kidding. No, it's actually things. Oh my God, I see it. Yes. Lacey appreciation base, an annual community event on July 24th, dedicated to the content creator, Lacey himself, fans participate by tuning into streams, being nice and
gifting subscriptions or donations. Yeah.
wait so you what are you trying to say right now so I couldn't celebrate the
holidays I'm celebrating the holiday by saying what's up in the grill or you
I give some subs one or the other otherwise you're not gonna you're not
celebrating properly so if I don't donate you money I don't appreciate you
yes that's how it works yes bro that doesn't say this doesn't even sound like
the legal is this legal what bro you're saying I have to give you money or I
don't appreciate you yeah that's how they see appreciation they work I need to
gift me subs, or you don't appreciate me.
All right, I got you, bro. You know what? Let me, hey, you convinced me, bro.
I got you, my boy.
Thank you, Jinxie. Thank you.
I'm waiting for Jinxie with the one gifted.
This is all I had are you not a pre wait are you not appreciative on appreciation day?
Are you not appreciative?
I said sub-z sub-z.
The article here said gifting subscriptions or donations this is a subscription.
This is a $6 donation, bro.
No, it's from Shuntons.
Yo, bro, I gifted you a sub, man.
Like, maybe be appreciative on Appreciation Day, bro.
You know what, Jitsie, thank you so much for your gifted sub,
and thank you for supporting Lacey Appreciation Day.
Carol, look, that's $25.50.
Carol, look, the way this is work, this work is.
Talk about, thank you for the sub, yo.
This works, bro.
Yes, bro, it's a natural.
What?
You have to send what we sell back for to July,
and everybody else find your words.
Everybody's getting these ups today, bro.
It's a real thing.
Yo, Lacey.
Yeah.
Myth vs. T-Fu.
Who do you got, bro?
I mean, are we still betting on this?
What are we doing, bro?
Yes, I got myth.
OK, why do you?
Because you actually know about Fortnite.
Why do you have myth?
Because I have T-Fu.
Okay, I have myth because Tifu quit the game
and myth continued playing for like a year and a half
after Tifu quit and the skill gap change was great.
So myth is gonna be better than Tifu.
Bro, but I thought, I thought Tifu was like in comp for,
I thought myth got watched instantly.
And I thought Tifu was in comp for years with like Cloaksy.
True true, but but Nick continued to still play the games. He was just an arena right?
Nick just played like arena and grinding the game
It's gonna be but you're doing
I talked to last night. They're doing no turbo build
Which they're gonna do the og build mechanics where it's place place place instead of just doing all at once. That's good. That's good
All right, bro, I'm down to I'm down to bet on this man like I got I got a hundred subs on
T-Food. Do you want to up the fucking ante here because I do I have faith in T-Food. I got faith.
Okay, well, I'm betting a hundred subs with Ron as well. So, with Ron as T-Food also. Yes.
See bro, you don't know ball bro. You don't know ball. You might be able to play for but you
I don't know, ball.
But I'm telling you, Chats, do you remember,
Lacey, I don't know if you're gonna remember this.
I don't know, I was in a hotel with my dad.
This was during prime fortnight.
And Ninja like hosted an event or something.
Do y'all remember what I'm talking about?
It was like a fortnight event and myth played.
I know what you're talking about.
Myth played and died to fall damage like twice.
He got worse.
That was like the fall-off of a miscompetitive career.
Jack, what was it called?
What was that?
That was, was that not the,
was it like a winter showdown or some shit?
They're saying Ninja Vegas.
It was an event, like it was Ninja's event, I think.
Jack, what was that?
I don't think it was Fortnite Friday, bro.
I think it was.
No, it wasn't Fortnite Friday.
It wasn't Fortnite Friday.
Somebody's saying Ninja Vegas 2018.
Let me look it up.
This was when I was like, wait.
is a fraud. That was New York. That was New York. That was New York. Yep, this is it.
This is what I watched with my dad. Me and my dad were in a hotel and we watched this.
Ninja Vegas 2018 was a landmark competitive Fortnite event featuring Tyler Ninja 11's,
680,000 peak concurrent viewers and a $50,000 prize pool. It took place on-
It's a place on April 21, 2018 at the eSports arena inside the Luxury Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
I myth went to this. I thought myth would do well and he shit the bed. This is what I realized myth was a fraud.
Myth is not looking. Myth is going to prove today that he's not a fraud.
Bro, is there a way to get the leaderboard for this shit? Like, I want to see the leaderboard for this.
Like, chat I'm telling y'all, this is winning today.
Why chat, they say, yo, any negativity in the chat
gets permanently timed out for the entire day.
I don't care if I have one chatter at the end of this,
you're getting timed out, okay?
It's only positive five today.
Wait, hold on.
Lycopedia, Lycopedia, I'm trying to,
what, bro, I don't know, this is weird.
I remember it, I don't know, I don't know.
I remember it being solos though, chat, no?
Yeah, I know you're talking about and there was a it was a clip, JC where Mitch was on the side of the hill and he tried to edit the floor and the floor like flung him off, right?
Bro, yes, that but also like he died a bunch like he did not play well. He did not play good and I thought he would.
Yes, I got it. Mitch falls off mountain and wants to take his fortnight.
S-send-can you send that link in your chat or something? I'm just gonna click on it.
Yeah, yeah, I just sent it in my chat.
Hold on.
Oh my gosh, who remembers this?
They tried to edit his floor and he got laced in it.
Long of off.
This is it.
Yeah, this is the event right here.
Yep, here it is.
This is it.
So you're deaf.
How are things going?
The game was going really well.
I missed that.
But I got the message when I wanted it.
But I wanted it.
I wasn't going to be deaf.
That is a lot of flash.
So I was going to just play the early game early.
I got the early game.
I was going to play the high ground early.
Oh.
Wait, but that's like a bug, no?
Yeah, he tried to do a bug.
That's like a bug, bro.
I don't think he could have done anything about that.
I'm gonna just play that early game.
I'm telling you, let's lock 100 gifted on it.
That's $500. There's 100 gifted on it.
How much did you lock with Ron Bale?
100 gifted as well.
Okay.
Let's do it, bro.
Let's do it, man.
Let's lock this shit in, man.
We're locked.
Alright, bro.
Wait, are you locked?
But you're watching it with us, right?
Bro, I'm, yes.
I'm watching it live.
Let's get a group call going. Let's get a group call going. It's going to be peak bro.
Yes, bro. All right.
See you bro.
Chad, it's Lacey Appreciation Day. I'm not really sure how I feel about this
with the force required donations. Like I just I don't know how I feel about this, bro.
This feels a little potentially illegal.
Now chat, all these streaming FNCS, we should probably watch FNCS in a little bit.
Chat, first things first, I'm the realest.
Shout out Iggy Azalea.
Second guys, let's get some ranks, boys.
Let's do it.
Guys, send in your clips on Xbox.
Let's go.
Send in your clips on Xbox.
Let's fucking go.
Send in your clips.
Let's go.
I'm going to swap my monitor to my Xbox monitor.
Send in your clips.
Thank you.
you
you
She arched her back down.
Guys, let's do this!
Let's do this!
Let's do this!
Let's do this!
Alright man, the only thing we know how to do...
Guys, let's do this shit, bro!
For realsies, though, man!
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Alright, chat my mother's black, bro.
Oh, it's because Maxbox isn't on.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jadies and 9th Oldman...
Without further ado, we're going to be guessing ranks, but I'm not just going to...
Every time I guess ranks, I shit the bet.
I go two for ten, three for ten, one for ten, one and ten, Ben, one and nine, Clyde.
Not anymore.
Today, I'm going to walk the fuck in.
Like I'm going to fucking dial in and I'm going to guess every rank correct.
I'm going to explain what you're doing, why it's good, why it's bad, why it's mediocre
and I'm going to get the exact ranks of everyone that's in the clip.
If you send in a clip, don't type leak, it doesn't show the code.
If you send them a clip, watch Ken's video, Ken's video, I will, I will.
I'm already like halfway done with it, I will give me 20 minutes, 20 minutes, 20 minutes.
I saw most of our changes in the video though, give me 20 minutes though, give me 20 minutes,
give me 20 minutes.
The only thing we know how to do.
Without further ado, guessing ranks, extreme addition, like extremely locked in, I'm not
going to mess around.
When you send in a clip, do not show me your ranked charm or your ranked banner in the clip.
We're going in raw, pause, un-pause, we're going in raw.
This guy sent in a fucking clip of another game.
guess of the day cold l72 guessing ranks in rainbow six siege locked in addition
let's go disguise the Pokemon charm let's do it probably a decent player the
The cosmetics look good, good players look good, period.
Cold off 72.
Hopped inside, hopped inside.
Good reaction.
That's what I'm talking about!
Good reaction to the sound.
Alright, you're moving around a lot.
You don't have the composure of a champion caliber player.
Cali sniped a rifle bottom garage door.
Yep, this guy's not a high rank.
Cali sniped bottom garage door and broke the barricade.
You looked downstairs where there's no barricade.
Which shows me you don't have the awareness of a champion or a diamond.
Maybe your peak is platter emerald.
Good name.
I already have this guy.
I have him tagged. I have this guy.
Okay, not tagged, but I have this guy figured out. I have this guy figured out.
This is gonna be flat.
Maybe Emerald.
It doesn't even look Emerald. This is flat. I'm almost certain of it.
Kill Thursday at the end, it's gonna be Platinum Peak.
Come on, 100% sir.
First guess of the day, cold L72, is a Platinum Peak.
That is my first guess of the day.
Emerald V.
The lowest tier of emerald like you have to be kidding me
the low like that is so unlucky god man guessing ranks really tells me sometimes
I was leaning towards like good plant bad emerald it's so hard to guess that he's
Emerald 5 like I'm so close fine. We're 0 for 1 all good next guess it ain't TT fly-in
Wu taught my TT about my problem wanna survive I carry my chopper before I'm a
12 I went to the doctor said if you know that zone you have all knowledge
IQG at day one ACOP with the white holographic scope I don't know of much
good players that use white holographic scope. If you want better aim use a green
holographic scope or default period. This is just gonna blend in with light
structures. It's not good.
Good crosshair placement. I don't know if he's drone. I'd like to see him using his
IQ scanner. He's playing against a Valkyrie. A good player would be using their
Thank you, Scanner.
Go to the right.
Probably a higher rank.
They have a castle set up on site door.
He threw the Grenadian properly.
You're supposed to walk up to the castle and then bank it.
He threw it from far.
Which is more consistent.
Enemies are lacking awareness. It's not going to be a champ.
It's not going to be a champ. It's not going to be Diamond. This guy's better than the last guy.
Probably just Emerald. He's better than the last guy.
The enemies are unaware.
I'm 99.9% sure this is an Emerald Beak player.
Damn! Maybe Diamond!
I'm going Emerald. I'm going Emerald.
Mmm. I'm going Emerald.
Final guess! Emerald Peak.
Bang!
Bang!
One for two! Here we go!
Here we go!
That's what I'm talking about, guys!
One for two.
Next guest of the day coming in on
Zay2X-Ray.
Zay, let me see what we're working with.
Zay, let me see what we're working with.
Okay, this is a casual clip.
So, I mean, he could be unranked.
I feel like the only people that play casual
are people who don't have ranked unlocked.
I walked.
1v5 scenario unranked player.
Probably.
I'm just guessing.
1v5.
Good name.
Good name.
She'll rush in you, this is where you're probably going to die.
Why did you just aim at SHIT OF LEVEL?
Right?
How much money does it abuse?
Not enough time.
I called it.
Didn't defuse in time and he tried to...
You tried to malyponate me!
He tried to blue ball the clip so I can't see that he lost the round.
This guy is way too good to be unranked.
The problem is you sent me a casual clip, which is just so confusing.
And it makes it 30 times harder.
And honestly, this shouldn't even count.
Because for me to know what rank you're in, I have to know what the enemies are doing.
If you're in casual, it could be any rank.
So honestly, this shouldn't count.
I'm going to say platinum though, still, because he looks like a platinum player.
This shouldn't count, though, unless I get it.
Yeah, this is the bullshit I'm talking about.
It's like a Smurf account because, okay, okay, Banze, he's smurfing.
This guy has a 4KD in five matches.
Again, that's not your account.
You don't have a 4KD, maybe in one match you could have a 4KD shirt.
4KD in five matches.
Uh, yeah, we're not gonna count this one for a multitude of reasons.
First reason is it's a casual clip.
Second, he's on a smurf account, so I'm just gonna, I'm not gonna count it.
Alright, if you count it, you're an asshole.
If you count that in the chat, you're a dick.
I'm not counting that.
The kid is smurfing with a 4KD, I'm not, he's clipping casual, casual, shouldn't count to begin with.
Because I'm literally
Half of what I do when I guess ranks is I analyze what are the opponents doing?
Like what are the opponents doing? That's how I knew the last guy even though his aim was good
I knew the last guy wasn't champ. I knew he wasn't champ because the last guy's opponents were lost
Next clip coming in from subs
All right 3v3 scenario, I'm gonna be honest this guy sounds like a siege kid his name is subs
These impronounceable meaningless gamer tags, I'm not gonna lie, are always decent players.
Low key though, my name is meaningless. Like, my name is impronounceable.
Good positioning. 3D3 scenario. This guy is aiming at like literally head level.
Uh, Champ?
Probably Champ.
100% Champ!
100%!
Like 10 million percent Champ!
I'm like positive.
Champ. Champ. Like, that guy's the fucking truth. Good crosshair placement, good recoil
control, good awareness. The number one reason why that guy was so good was because his crosshair
placement was next champ. I might be the unluck- no, no, no. You guys can laugh. I might be
the unluckiest human being of all time. He was 9 RP away from champion. That's one game.
He was one game off champ. Do you guys see that? Guys, guys, he was 9 RP off champ. Or
no, no, sorry, sorry, my bad. He was 49 RP off, or no, 59. 59 RP off champ. That is two
wins. Champs 4500. He was 59 RP off champ. I'm actually sick to my damn stomach. That
guy was good. See the difference between like the reason why that guy's not champ though
is probably literally just because that guy's solo accused. Like I'm going to be honest.
That guy's skill caliber if he had a stack is champ period. Now in rank 3.0 you're never
We're getting jammed, my points.
In rank 3.0, ranks 3.0 siege.
Let me clear when I say this.
If you were platinum in rank 2.0,
you're gonna be golden in rank 3.0, period, I don't.
If you were diamond in rank 2.0,
you're gonna be emerald in rank 3.0.
Like, I'm not kidding.
People are complaining because they're going down in ranks.
It's the best right structure I've ever seen in my life since rank one, but no,
champ is actually meaningful. If somebody's a champ, it means,
Oh, this guy doesn't shower. This guy's is degenerate.
This guy plays siege 10 hours a day and he has a stack.
That's what it's all about. Like that's what it's about.
There shouldn't be 95,000 champs every season. That's the problem.
You're not champ, yeah, I'm probably, yo bro, I'm not even kidding.
With how ranked 3-0 is structured, I'm probably never going to hit champ again because I play
so many other games.
I could get champ, I'm the skill of a champ.
If I got a 5 stack and played with Mingo for fucking 40 hours on the first day of the season,
I could get champ, sure.
If I don't do that, I'm not going to get champ, period, I solo queue.
I solo queue and I place each like two, three days a week.
Five minutes left.
All right, where do we move off?
We're one correct, two incorrect.
I was both of my incorrect guesses.
I was barely off.
I'm like edging being three for three right now.
We're not counting the smirk.
So this is probably a low rank.
Can anybody know, can anyone in the class
tell me why this is a low rank?
Anybody?
I want to read the chat it laying down laying down. Yep prone. Why are two people pruning right now?
like
Like know what?
Pruning in Siege and laying down in Siege is the loudest sound cue you can make
And why does that matter if you're going?
On the floor, I'm gonna aim at the floor and rip your fucking head off, period.
So wait too much, Prone.
You need to destroy it
1v3 scenario
Why are we aiming at testicular like level we're aiming at prostate level my boy
What was that, this is what I'm talking about, what was that bro?
What's this?
What is this?
You're in the heat of battle and you expose your entire back to the door for no reason.
Total your choice.
You're in the heat of fucking battle.
You reload your gun and expose your back to the door for no reason.
I think he's not, bro.
I think he's not.
I'm legitimate.
That might be silver or bronze.
Is that a Corvette?
probably silver bronze the hardest part about distainting the difference between
silver and bronze is like silvers are literally bronze players who just play
more games I'm gonna go with silver I think I'm just gonna go with I'm gonna
I'm gonna say that you peak that silver that
Plat with a 1.6. No, that's not even, that's not you. That's not you. Plat with a 1.63, Katie. Last season you had a 1.75.
Uh, hey bro, with all due respect, and this is with all due respect, that's not you.
Whatever I just saw is not a person who has a 1.6 KD in Platinum Models.
Whatever the fuck I just saw is not that. That is not you, my boy. I'm just going to be completely honest. That is not you.
Your aim was bad. Your crosshair placement was bad. Your awareness was bad. Your positioning was bad. You had no composure.
But sure, I guess I'll say that I'm wrong, bro, that was not you.
That was not the wrong account, I don't even know.
Unless you have a 1.6 KD because you're matched against like bronzes or something, or maybe
you were playing with four Coppers or something, I honestly can't expect, I'm absolutely horn
swoggled right now.
I am legitimately kerfuffled.
I'm not speechless too many times in the life.
Right now I'm speechless.
I don't know what to say, bro.
I'm speechless.
Next, we're going to come in from Dr. Pickle, 7-4-3-2.
Let's get it, let's go.
Jack, just so I'm correct.
I have one guess correct, three incorrect.
I'm one for four, right?
Just so we're on the same page,
because I want to get the, that was just the weirdest.
That made no sense.
That made no sense.
Okay, one for four.
Alright, this is probably Bronze or Copper.
Does anybody know why I can tell this is Bronze or Copper in one second?
There are five enemies pushing one doorframe.
There are five enemies pushing one doorframe.
Oh, and the scope. Honestly, Chet, you're right.
The Stope as well. No one that's good uses this scope. This is gonna be bronze slash copper. I haven't even seen a fire bullet yet.
You just tried to shoot through a shield for 35 bullets.
Brother man, it's a shield for a reason!
You just put 37 fucking shots into a metallic shield!
Shout out, Battalica!
The jiggle physics on your gun are astounding, bro.
You have like the GTA 6 recoil.
Brother, your gun is going everywhere.
It's Copper Bronze.
I'm 100% sure.
It's Copper Bronze, maybe.
So your greatest clip of all time is you choking a 1v5.
Dr. is Scamertag's Dr. Pickle 7432.
Dr. Pickle 7432, let me be clear when I say this, bro.
If you're higher than Bronze Peak, I will admit I'm a failure and never give input on Siege again.
Bronze Peak. It's not even silver.
It's going to be bronze peak or copper peak or unranked bank bronze to 1800 RP 0.35 kill to death ratio sweet mother of Neptune 0.35 kill to death ratio. That means if this guy gets in 100 gunfights, he wins 35 of them.
That is, I'm going to be honest, Dr. Pickle, he's played 11 matches, by the end of the
season he's going to be in copper with this KD.
With this KD, by the end of the season he's going to be in copper.
He has a 45 win percentage and a 0.35 KD, he's going to finish season in copper.
That's correct.
All right, we're in two for five.
Okay, thank God there's some structure in this world.
In fact, I was like, goal that would have,
I would have never did this again.
There was five enemies pushing one door frame.
He was using a storm trooper scope.
He tried to shoot through a shield 40 times.
Like it was just bronze.
This is one of the sexiest black ice
as I've ever seen in my entire life.
Green black ice with the white attachment skin
with a green charm.
Like that's drip.
That's my God, that is drip.
That's drip, that's clean.
So he sees an enemy right in front of him
in Armory stuck in that corner.
He goes to pre-fire the runner leg, not bad.
The only problem is, if that guy has a C4, he's just dead, like the Valkyrie the Warden.
It's a smoke though, so he locks out.
Smoke ops to run downstairs instead of running back to site.
So it can't be champion unless it's just like a hyper aggressive player, but that's just bad
He knows about this this is like organ tech Ralph
This is like oh, okay
It's probably a high rank
He knows about this tech
Back in the bullet hole meta of Siege, got yo.
Best no, worst meta ever in terms of enjoyment.
The bullet hole meta of Siege, if y'all played, was literally like the worst thing ever if
you were the one that it happened to.
If you were the one doing it, it was so fun.
a punch hole but the enemy can't see it or here it's not champ it's not diamond
I'm leaning towards Emerald I'm leaning towards Emerald man this really does feel
Yo, ooh, ooh la la, it, I don't, I'm gonna, he's, okay, this is, this is an interesting
case because he's too good to be platinum and I don't know if he's good enough to be diamond
but it doesn't feel like an emerald.
I'm gonna say emerald.
It's too good to be platinum, he's not good enough to be diamond, I have to say emerald.
He's got any of this.
Gold five.
Wow.
Bottom of the barrel gold.
Fine.
How did he learn that with the punch hole?
How did he learn that?
How does a gold player know about that punch hole line up to Trophy Door?
Tick tock?
Yo, I don't even know what to say, like bro, yeah, I guess everybody has access to TikTok.
That's a go to ass angle.
I'm surprised that guy's cool.
Bro, his cosmetics looked good.
Like he looked like a high ranked player.
His charm was slightly banished.
Like I don't know if like a high ranked would have that charm, whatever it was.
It matched with the skin, but I don't know.
To a chat, two correct, how many incorrect?
Four incorrect or five?
I believe I'm two for six, right?
Two for six, that sounds correct.
Two for six, chat?
Two for six, not bad kid.
Not bad kid.
Two for six.
I mean, like, it is unfortunate that two of my guesses,
I was literally an inch off.
Like, I was literally an inch off.
Cover up my name.
What do you mean, cover your name?
Oh, he showed the leaderboard?
Bro, why did you send me a screenshot?
Ace, but not enough time.
Cap, let's see.
All right, next day, we're coming in from Shifty.
Shifty, let's check it out.
Alright, Shifty, you're using the croissant charm and you're playing Casual.
Shifty Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege is a first person shooter.
If I see you with a croissant charm on your gun, I know you're not taking this game seriously.
This guy really likes the leaning without aiming feature.
This guy really likes the leaning without aiming feature for sure.
He has one of his elbows in his pocket, which is bad.
One of the four scenario.
He's aiming at...
This isn't even penis level, bro.
This is like...
You're aiming at knee level.
This isn't even penis level.
Alright, what's thermite doing?
This one's good to always have an impact in your pocket so you can make a play at the
stage.
Good name.
Good name.
Good aim
Doesn't have enough time yeah
So the I'm gonna be out like and I honestly is the best policy right love you to death kid honestly you're a good kid
The only reason why you got that ace was because you're literally going against five headless chickens
But that's siege man. They all just threw their body at you and I'm gonna be honest your ace means
Absolutely, nothing if you lose the round
Your ace means nothing if you lose the round like I'm just gonna be dead ass honest with you, bro
Shifty, my final guess is silver. You feel like a silver peak. I don't see gold. I could also
see you being bronze. I feel like I overshoot a little. Instead of silver, I'm actually going to
last second fade away that you peaked like bronze one. Of course, I should just blow my brains out
in game silver five or no silver four like I just oh my I had it I had it I had it but
why did I switch bro two corrects five incorrect were two for seven Kevin Jesus
Jesus.
That was on me.
I had it, bro.
Yeah, I gotta forget, like, I gotta forget bronze is like literally on the bottom-y rank.
And then copper, I'm not even kidding.
Copper rank in Rainbow Six Siege isn't even real.
Most of the people who are in copper and siege want to be in copper.
Like you realize if you download Siege today, buy a level 50 account, play your 5 placement
matches and go 0 and 5 and lose every game, they won't even put you in Copper, they'll
put you in Bronze.
To get the Copper, you have to WANT to be in Copper, I'm not kidding.
It's literally not even real.
It's like Iron in League of Legends, dead ass.
Okay, we're roaming with Thorn.
I'm curious to see how you answer this.
You have a good flank lined up, but he gridlocked your flank.
So what do you do in this scenario?
You have a couple of options.
You could shoot it, or you could run away.
If you shoot it, it's going to give away your position,
so running away is the correct play.
Good name, don't know what Rilox doing.
She has gridlock down on the flank and then chooses to face check the flank for no reason.
That was a stomping level prefire.
I'm not saying you're stomping, I'm just saying like this is something stomping would do.
Good God, I don't even know what to think now.
It feels a little fluky.
It's a 2k.
Like everybody, that's the thing about siege is everybody can hit a stomping shot.
I don't think a champ would clip a 2k.
I don't think a diamond would clip a 2k.
I'm gonna say like plaid, bro.
I feel like you're a platinum.
It's hard to guess your rank off two kills though bro.
Like I'm not a miracle worker.
Emeralds.
He hit Diamond.
Wow.
Bro it's just, you gotta give me more to work with man.
Bro!
Oh my god!
Check it out.
Look at this.
If you're Emerald 3 right now in Rainbow Six each, you are in the top 5% of players.
If you are emerald3 in rainbow right now, you are better than 95% of the player base.
That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
That's what the fuck I'm talking about bro.
That's a ranked system.
That's a ranked system.
Back in the day emerald will put you in like the top fucking last season emerald was like
top 15%, top 20%.
Fuck that.
Um, I was wrong.
It's I can't dude.
I can't guess your rank off of a 2k, bro.
Come on, throw me a friggin' bone.
I believe I have two guesses correct, six incorrect.
Also, that didn't look like Diamond.
Like, why would Gridlock her flank
and then face check the flank?
The whole point of Gridlock's ability is to not face check.
Like, what the fuck?
I did not think that was a Diamond,
But I guess diamonds are like ass compared to like champs.
Like actual champs, not fluke champs.
I'm talking like people who hit champion like 25 times.
Oral.
Like I'm not even kidding when I say this.
This guy's a jinksie charm, Wmans.
If I was to randomly 1v1 100 peak diamonds,
I legitimately think I would win 96 of the 1v1s.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not joking.
I would have four flutes on controller.
As long as the controller.
96.
All right, this guy's movement's a little bit freaky.
I'm getting kind of like scared.
Two, we're two for eight right now, lock in.
Okay, I don't like this breach, produces so much sound when you hop in sight.
What a good player would do is probably go through the rotate here.
Yeah, so the issue with your clip Zen is that you've showed me your rank in the game.
the kill cam that I could see that you peaked gold the issue with your clip is
that I can see your rank in the kill cams and like come on next guy I'm gonna be
honest though I was probably gonna guess like silver gold I was kind of like
torn between them it was not flat for sure not flat
What are these? What in the fuck?
Next I'm covered in from slide! Slide and see it!
What?
Dot, dot, dot?
You're bad.
Or bald.
You're bald.
What the f-?
He made this 21 days ago?
And then he showed me his rank charm in the clip.
What? What is your sense, bro? Like, two?
Alright.
Okay. That's two minutes of my life I'm never gonna get back.
Two for eight, lock in, next I'm coming in from Wimilka, chat remember guys, don't show me your charm, don't show me your banner, please God.
Are you cheating? Hold on, you sent me a clip of you cheating. You're using a Zim on Xbox.
He's cheating. He's literally cheating. He's 100% cheating.
This is not how controllers move at all.
Hey guys, the reason why it says RB, LB, D-pad, Y button on the bottom right,
because Zim reads as controller input. So like it looks like he's on Zim.
I am 99.9% sure unless this guy is on the most psychotic sensitivity ever, this guy's
Zim.
Well, I'm going to hope you're champion because if you're Zim and you're not champion, you're
horrible.
This guy's cheating.
I thought Zim was done though.
I'm so confused.
I haven't seen a Zim clip in so long, I thought Zim died.
Yeah, that's a mouse and keyboard, man.
That's not control mode.
All right.
All right.
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
That's a mouse.
All right.
Look at this.
No controller in human history has ever made this movement before.
Look at what he's done.
Alright, yeah, that's a mess.
So, I'm gonna hope to God you're champion because you're cheating.
I'm gonna hope you're champion.
Because you're actually fucking cheating.
So, it's a new account and it's a smurf 2.06 KD 72 win percentage.
Yeah, it's a smurf 13 wins 3 losses chat. What am I supposed to do with this? What with this information?
Like, is this am I wrong? This is the second smurf of the day.
And I know it's a smurf because he has two friends on his friends list
Like this is the second guy that's just been smurfing am I supposed to guess you're a smurf?
Shouldn't count shouldn't count
Ban him guys. This isn't League of Legends like the devs on this game. Don't actually care. No one gets banned on this game, bro
No one gets banned on Siege, bro. You're crazy. Dude, let me be clear when I say this.
I've seen thousands of Elo trappers not get banned on Siege. I've seen tens and tens and tens of
thousands of Zim players not get banned on Siege. I've seen tens of thousands of Cronus players not
get banned on Siege. I've seen deed authors not get banned on Siege. I've seen people who literally
just moat him to the game, stream slurs for 30 minutes, not get banned.
I've seen prolific team killers not get banned.
Yo, no one gets banned in this game, and that's why this game has so much fucking toxicity.
You guys are saying Muda?
Muda's different because Muda's a streamer, and they were trying to set an example.
Like Muda's a streamer.
Bro, if Muda wasn't a streamer, I'm telling you this here and now, his second account
would have never got cross banned.
Ever.
His second account would have never got cross banned.
They permaband Muda literally just to set an example.
That is the only fucking reason.
Chat, think about how many times you've played Siege and went against cheaters.
They don't get banned, bro.
PC hacking is different.
I'm talking about Cronus, Zym, DDoSing, StrikePack, all that.
like if you don't know what you know trapping is it's literally just win
trading that's all it is this guy's moving like he's a really good player
also the setup is good I just wish they had more setup on the door yeah class
smoke I'm gonna be honest this actually feels like a champion lobby they have a
yin breach charges as well. This is probably champion like site setup. Double black ice,
which means he's probably been playing the game for a long time. Purple attachment skin
to match them like this is champ bro this feels like a champion caliber player
of
the
That guy got fucking smoked.
Yeah, champion.
Hot controller champ, 100%.
You located a bomb.
You see how I'm getting reloaded with five bullets?
It's like little things like this that just turn me on.
That's confidence, bro.
He's creating all of the correct angles, but he knows where they
Okay
This is the best clip of the day man
This is the
Finally dies. That's the best champ, bro. That's the best clip of the fucking day, my boy
I know for a fact that guy's peak champ, but the champions are the easiest to get
All right, I'm I might never guess ranks again after that. Nope. I'm off
How the fuck is he an emerald player?
on Xbox. You have guts that is not an X. What the fuck?
BRV chat. What the fuck dude? What the fuck?
you
you
you
All right, Chad, let's do this, y'all.
Let's do this y'all.
Let's do this chat.
What should we do right now?
Couple of options boys.
I could rip Roblox today.
I wanted to try to be Tower of Hell.
We could rip Siege.
We could watch FNCS with Aussie like what do y'all want to do?
There's a lot of shit going on till eight and we're going to watch Myth vs. T2 at eight.
What do y'all want to do bro?
I'm gonna make a poll and I'm gonna see what y'all wanna do.
Tell me y'all friends, I'll tell you in the future.
Chad, I'm so fucking excited for streamer games, guys.
Chad, if you're excited for streamer games, type of one.
Type of one, if you're excited for streamer games.
I'm excited for IRL stream, bro.
All right.
I need to finish Ken's video first before I do anything, though.
Good reminder.
I need to finish Ken's video.
Wait, there's a Valorant tournament today, what?
Chad, whose Valorant tournament is that?
What?
There's a Valorant tournament?
Who's?
Timmy's?
Wait, what?
Timmy's doing a Valorant tournament?
What?
Let me explain it.
It's already going.
That's kind of cool.
Okay.
I want to finish this video real quick.
It was five minutes left.
It's the new updates in Clash.
The void is now 5 elixir, so I think what they're trying to do with this spell is make
it so it's like an option to take out medium health or like mini tanks, you know like bowlers
and stuff and sparkies like you saw in zappies, I can answer to those kind of troops.
Fireball does exist but fireball doesn't really work against bowlers and executioners and
stuff so let's see how much damage it does to the tower.
So it does 300 plus damage to a tower at tournament standard.
At level 16, that's going to be a fuck ton.
So Void is going to be a very interesting card.
I wonder how what-
Jack, shut up with the hard eyes emojis, guys.
I appreciate it, seriously.
A lot of decks that's even going to be used in now.
If it's going to replace like a small spell and a big spell, you just use Void for everything
because it can kill swarms and it can also kill heavy units.
But the thing is, it's really situational because it's five elixir for a spell.
So I feel like you'd want to play it with like Lava Hand or something like they play
executioner and evo xc you drop a void kill it and then I don't know that is very expensive I don't know
It's very situational. I feel like it would fit in very like niche strategies
Such a good change it now doesn't fuck your tower in the asshole when it teleports right on it
75% less to crown towers, but then the main hit does a lot of damage
That's what it should be like, you know what I mean like the card teleports across the map does a fuck ton of damage
and then doesn't take the whole tower in one go. It's not meant to take towers, definitely a good
change, 100%. Let's see how much damage does from 2584. When are you continuing the GTA story mode?
Uh, what?
are you drinking yerba mate you lark yes i'm lark being becoming messy one day
that's crazy so i think maybe the i told y'all that y'all can laugh uh the next world cup 2030
I'm gonna play for Team USA at right wing in the next World Cup.
Bob's are getting a bit of a bit of a nerf, but the rage that even-
So do you know that? I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you, my boy.
Bob's are getting a bit of a nerf, but the rage lasts so long, so long.
Hero goblins now only spawn to goblins. The volved archers will deal much damage with their power shot.
The volved snowball has a reduced roll range of a halftime.
These are all just like pretty healthy changes, I think.
like evo arches is so opn expo evo snowball fries a lot of utility maybe
yeah i think evo snowball it can never have too much roll range because when it does
it's just a one-stop counter to a whole push you know so i think that's necessary the decoy goblins
will now deal 26 percent less damage the goblin cage now gets a double elution cycle instead of
just one side i'm not surprised by this thank dude they should have wait these are like the best
changes ever they should have did this like I don't know ages ago just to be
honest if you have evo cage and I'm using giant I physically just can't do
tower damage your cod cycle the car gets so much what why why why would you make
this one cycle one cod cycle is actually fucked the Valkyrie tornado is being
nerfed by 50% less damage I think that yeah the evo about could have been
nerfed um literally like 19,000 years ago.
It makes sense that you're using it for the tornado to pull things around not for the damage.
She can't one-shot skeletons anymore.
Like that's what the ability should be you know what I mean that's what's my philosophy on like cards
and stuff like like power up abilities it shouldn't be like it does everything it should be like it
focuses on the thing that it's that it's like it's fundamentally supposed to do like the hero
The Evo Valkyrie is like, you know, it's about pulling.
Game is 10 years old by the way.
Yo, six, seven, Kimmy, each seven.
Obviously when I said 19,000 years ago, I was trolling, man.
I know the game's not 19,000 years old.
Like, bro, I don't, yo, bro, it's called an exaggeration.
Obviously I'm trolling.
Things in, not about like killing everything,
like pulling things into the damage of the Valk,
not the tornado doing the damage itself, you know?
Bowler and Executioner get a 7% nerf for their projectile range.
Nice.
Bowler and Executioner are really like oppressive, they just counter so many strategies, like
you build up any push, someone drops a bowler in the lane or an Executioner and you just
like, fuck sakes, I don't even want to push into that lane anymore.
This is a necessary change.
20% less damage.
Warbreaker's dealing 20% less damage, absolutely necessary.
Warbreaker's- Yeah, probably the- I mean, I bet you they fired someone.
I'm like because all of these changes it's like they should have done this for so long
I bet you they fired someone and someone news in charge of this one of those ones that are just so annoying to play against
They do way too much damage for tulixer and considering spirits don't connect to towers anymore and war breakers both will still
Almost a bigger nerf might be needed your deck is dead
It's not really that my deck is dead path. It's just like I think every
This seems like they just did a bunch of nerfs to a bunch of deck
like a bunch of nerfs.
The 20% damage actually isn't what to be fair.
Now this, this is a sick change.
This is going to make Evo Princess really fucking strong, to be honest.
So I think that Evo Princess is like ice slow, will last less time.
So like before when the princess got the third shot, the icy frost on the floor, which
lost for ages, but now it doesn't last that long, but she gets it every second attack.
Every second Evo Prince attack will be the Frost Shop, which I think is pretty fair change
considering Evo Princess, like, most people just fireball it or log it almost immediately.
It is annoying because it's bait and shit, but I don't know, I think that makes the card
so much cooler.
Switch to Trevor!
I haven't been on GTA Story Mode in three days now!
What a punter!
What?!
faster hit speed when they are invisible the basic guy what's that
Slow effect needed three attacks
Evolution minion horde gets a bit faster hit speed when they are invisible the basic gets a bit faster hit speed when they're invisible
Goblin will deal for percent more damage
Which also counts yeah probably the minion horde is just like it shouldn't even exist like why would you use a minion horde?
You could just use minions well for goblin barrel because like if I put down a minion or and they have arrows
It's like I just lose the game, but if I put down minions and they have arrows
It's like okay. It's a three for three electric change. Hey
another boss and now deals 32% more damn. I've never even seen this card
Bro, I play against the hero
Tombstone all the time. I've never even seen this guy come out of it
Goblin Queen Tombstone thinking, does 30% more damage?
Holy smokes!
Goddamn that is shit as STAKE!
500?
Oh my god, there's so much fucking damage!
Goblins have a faster hit speed of 6.
Can you stop talking?
Uhhh...
Can you go fuck yourself?
Percent, in last but not least, the suspicious bush goblins will get 11% more HP.
but the new balance they thought they could sneak that last one in the end
yeah the suspicious bush is already in the most lobotomy decks ever why are we buffing it
bush goblins 11% more not so sure about that but anyway yeah overall really strong changes a lot
of the mid ladder menaces are getting nerfed not to the ground they'll still be really strong like
evo witch evo magonite and shit but like my god did some of these changes be uh what necessary
The bush got a buff and the princess evo buff though. It's like goddamn bait did not need a like that much more of a buff
But the thing is like the evo or the wall break is getting a 20% damage nerf is a huge nerf
So, you know, that's definitely a good change and yeah
Minecraft music at South Rose. I think they're like pretty healthy changes to the game
Champions got a buff little bit of a buff but their abilities only one time use now
There's Ron is in your bathroom. Yeah, W. Ken man. Great video
great video really good changes to clash man really good balance changes my
theory is they fired someone or gave someone new more power because I swear
bro I swear to you like these changes were non-existent for the last couple
of years runs in your bathroom keys no I think runs in California right now
Fucking shit on let's fucking head out of here. Let's go fuck that bullshit. That's cake drew
Yeah, bro, it's so cute bro chat, what should we do today guys and now we need to decide we need to decide and discuss
Ask chat. What should we do bro? Um?
I'm not doing RP today
Because tomorrow, I'm doing RP
Tomorrow I'm going to be doing RP as a baddie, as an absolute baddie.
I'm going to be doing GTA RP as a female tomorrow, first time ever.
Also chat, GTA, coming soon.
I was texting Highbites about it.
We are going to play modded GTA.
I didn't even know this was a thing.
I didn't even know this existed and I seen it on YouTube.
You can play fucking modded GTA.
And I think, me and Hive Eyes are gonna like cook it up
of what we're gonna do, but it's gonna be peak, bro.
It's gonna be peak.
Also, what else, bro?
Yeah, so chat, what's the best mod of GTA to play?
Hive Eyes was saying chaos,
because in chaos, y'all can pick like what happens, I think.
Chaos mod, I believe.
Yeah, chat, is it chaos?
Everybody says chaos, so yes, we're going to do some modded GTA streams.
I'm really hyped for GTA 6.
Like, I'm playing a lot of GTA.
I'm getting into the vibes.
Yes, so tomorrow I'm going to do GTA RP as a female.
In a couple of days before I leave for streamer games, we're going to try to do modded GTA,
and we'll post those to YouTube.
We're going to try to do modded GTA, and we'll do the GTA RP as a female.
Other than that chat
Four night tournament coming soon. I don't have a date on it hundred streamers
Our six tournament coming soon don't have a date on it 40 streamers with alpha pack drops
They said black ice drops chat. I'm sorry, and then they switch it to alpha packs still peak, but yeah, I tried
For next tournament. I sort of know the drops for that yet when I do know I'll tell you
Excited for that as well chat also
Also, marathons.
The next solo marathon is The Last of Us confirmed.
And then after that, the next group marathon with Ron and Los Portos is going to be chained
together in person.
We're figuring out where to do it and when.
I'm assuming all of this is going to happen in August.
Our six streamer tournament, Happening in August.
Four night streamer tournament, Happening in August.
The Last of Us play through, Happening in August.
Jixie, Ron, Los Portos, chain together,
happening in August.
Dang.
Lot, bro, lot, man.
August is gonna be a good month.
Now, chat.
Now, chat.
What are we doing today?
At 8 p.m., we got Myth vs. Chifu.
That's in three hours.
That's gonna be cinema.
I'm gonna watch it with Lacey and Ron.
That's gonna be fucking cinema.
What do y'all want to do today?
People are saying R6, people are saying Clash, people are saying Roblox, people are saying FNCS.
Is FNCS happening right now?
Is FNCS happening right now?
Chat, what is FNCS today? Is it heat? What is it? Is it heats?
Heats. Okay, so what does that mean, chat? It's not finals, but it's like, it's the play-ins.
It's the play-ins to finals. When does it start, chat? Like, when does NA start?
And it's Peter bot and clicks playing.
Ask Halsey back.
No, this is not their heats.
Okay, so wait, is today EU?
Today, EU takes you Google the Jenny mod.
I don't know what that is.
Is it on GTM mod?
Today's EU and NA, got it.
Windows NA start, because I know EU is going right now.
Windows NA start chat.
Windows NA start.
Oh, it says one hour.
It says it on Aussie stream.
Or no, it says two hours.
It says it starts in two hours.
Yeah.
Chat said I Google Jennymon on GTA.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Can I put it to another screen?
How to install Jenny Mod. What does it do? Jenny Mod.
What does Jenny Mod do?
There is no official Jenny Mod for Grand Theft Auto 5.
The Jenny Mod modification is specifically created for Minecrafts.
It's an adult themed modification.
What the actual fuck?
They're banging in Minecraft!
What?
Okay, chap, let's run a poll.
I'm trying to game today, boys.
or six clash anything else we're not doing our p today because I'm doing our p
tomorrow
anything else anything else league I'm banned I'm banned on League of Legends
for the next six hours. I'm literally banned. Okay, what do y'all think? Out of these three.
If I do Roblox, I'm probably going to do Tower of Hell and maybe some trivia and stuff.
Oh, FNCS. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. FNCS. Guys, that's four good options, guys.
That's four good options. Chess and Rocket League, bro. Y'all never vote for Rocket League anymore,
man. Y'all never vote for it, bro. But I can throw it in. It always gets last place.
All right, chat, y'all want me to lock this?
Bang, bang, chat, I ran the poll.
Ran the poll, ran it, ran it, ran it, ran it.
Chat saying Roblox.
Chat said I tried to beat Tower of Hell.
Tried to beat Tower of Hell.
Dude, Roblox versus GTA and a pole would be class of titans.
Chad, these are the greatest crackers of all time.
These are the greatest crackers of all time.
It's not the toast, cheese, peanut butter.
Chad, it's not the toast, cheese, peanut butter.
It is, it is the toast, cheese, cheddar cheese, bro.
Toast, cheese, cheddar cheese.
Tower of Hell, I'm coming for that ass.
Tower of Hell, I might have failed yesterday,
Not again today.
Not again today.
Not again today, bro.
Wait, I'm confused, Hi Vice, where's my character?
Hi Vice, where's my character?
Am I bumped?
Fast?
Yeah, what is Animal Hospital?
What is that?
I don't know what that is.
What is Animal Hospital?
So, what is this?
What is this?
Hi guys, is there a private for this?
Is there a private?
Hi guys, is there a private server for this?
Hospital is AI slop?
We have eyes. Is Animal Hospital scary?
Shift 1.
Chat, is 99 Robux a lot or no?
I'm Socky Finn.
I have an appointment check in your patients stamp forms how much is 99
Robots is it 99 cents?
Take a photo
Minus $100 99 Robots is $99 say you swear to God 99 Robots is
This is, this is him, this is him, what am I supposed to do with this though?
Guys, this isn't scary at all, this is not scary at all guys, this is not scary.
Yes bro, yes, print patient.
Hello dude.
Thanks, I will be in room one, okay, okay.
Peace out my boy.
I hope I can get out of here soon.
Okay, so he's going to room one.
Let's check room two.
Bro, go into your room, bro.
Go into your room.
Go in, go in.
Take DNA sample.
Is he okay?
Ow.
I took a DNA swab of his ass cheek.
Hey, I got a new patient! Hey! How you doing, bro?
How you doing, bro?
Yes, bro. How is it going?
Shoot, I've played doors, I've played doors, I've played doors, I've played doors, let
me get you your badge bro, let me get you your badge bro, thanks I'll be in room soon.
long until they come for me? Who's they? Who's they, bro? Who's they? Go in your room. Go
to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep. I need your DNA, bro. My sanity is 68%. Oh, fuck.
Let me shut the door and get you some privacy.
Here you go.
Hey, coffee ready.
This is going to help my sanity.
Oh, pay to win.
What the fuck?
to win. This patient's doing good. Saki Finn. Tarot River doing good too. I bet you have
another patient chat. I bet you have another patient. Bro, I don't see how this game is
scary though bro it's very chill it's just very positive
treat them check treat them with what
use the cameras to detect anomalies where's the cameras at
Guys, are you okay?
Go where, Chad, go where!
The ropes are just sleeping, it looks like they're just chillin'.
Like these cameras?
plus 10 I'm so confused computer in the room what do you mean the room what does
What does that mean?
This room?
Analyze the sample.
In the hospital room?
Oh!
Oh, you should have just said in the patients room.
Oh, oh.
Let's see his results.
Oh, he has a stomach ache, bro.
I get that all the time, baby.
Treatment one, give him herbs.
You can't use that item for treatment.
I got to go get herbs.
Bro, stomach ache, bro, I get that all the time.
How do I get this off my screen?
Shift Alt Control, what, F1?
Shift?
F4?
What the f- how do I get this off my screen?
Oh
None of it's working oh
E no one in the chat knows
F4 all
One doesn't work either guys. Oh
Left like worked
But this isn't really like, I'm gonna be honest, this isn't really scary at all.
This game is just chill.
Eye drops?
Easy.
Okay, I need to be, I need to go back to the desk and get the eye drops and the herbs.
They need eye drops and herbs.
Where do I go to get eye drops and herbs?
Oh, here we go.
Easy.
That guy needs herbs.
There we go.
Nice give you a buddy
Hello
Your herbs bro bro your
Your
Oh wrong guy. Your herbs. Get up. Doctor's arriving. Bro this does look AI, bro.
If things get strange, just keep working.
Bro, I don't know about this game, bro.
Yeah, what should we play? Tower of Hell? The Mimic? Or a Spin of Fanboy? Or Trivia?
What should we play? What should we play? The Mimic?
the
Chat tower of hell to the mimic run a pole run a pole
Now we're talking baby
Get a tower of hell to the mimic.
What the f-
Uh, where do I go?
Where do I go for the Mimic?
Ja, vote, vote, vote, vote.
The Witch Trials.
This trial's nightmare sounds fun.
Wait, it says we're like in a lobby.
Is there a way to play solo?
Bro, what the actual fuck?
lobby and then it goes to events.
Nightmare single player!
My time!
Before it ends!
Do lore, play lore, lore, lore, lore, lore!
what am i hearing what what do you mean
like none of what you guys say exists bro
none of what you guys say exists
Rage, jealousy, control.
Rage.
So, where's lore at?
Instead of spamming the lore, where's lore at?
Lore wasn't an option.
Lore is this, this is lore.
What?
What?
It said rage! What do you mean this is more?
How scary could a Roblox game actually be?
Let's see.
How scary can a robots game actually be?
The Japanese government decided to establish a special organization tasked with eliminating
these threats.
The Bureau of Anomalous Countermeasures also known as the Eye Jail.
Despite the years of research, there are still many questions that remain unanswered.
New threats continue to emerge in ones that defy all-known understanding each day.
Cheyenne and two other Aitayu field operatives, Hideo and Mika, were assigned to eliminate
a special mutation of yokai known as gata.
The town resides near a strange, Anunnaki tunnel.
However, Cheyenne finds herself drawn towards a mystery far older, a discovered berry beneath
the earth, a force shield away for centuries, and a faith that will change her life forever.
I'm not going to be defeated by training here.
Don't worry, Mika. I'll be fine.
What was the other one?
F2's flashlight, 1 to use gun.
What was the other one?
to run the sea to crouch.
R to reload.
Got it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Come on. I'm good. I'm good.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go. I'm done. Let's go! How do we pray?
out the gates and report casualties. Wait, I don't have friends? What do I do?
God, I ain't. God, I ain't.
Side of the entrance, I'm gonna go over it. So I feel like I'm in an anime right now.
Who's coming to anime bro?
What the fuck are these things bro?
What are these?
Clear the gates and report casualties.
You go to this red thing, I'm guessing?
Guys, wait up!
Guys!
Wait up!
Is he trying to...
Is he trying to mock me right now?
Bro, we're in a life-or-death situation!
clear the gates and report casualties yo I'm gonna be honest I haven't even seen a
gate here's a gate
what the hell is going on what is going on bro
You have to kill every monster.
But what do we do when the monsters don't come to us?
Do I just keep looking until I see them all?
The other one I had a red ping, but I don't have a red ping anymore.
Where are the monsters at, bro? Where are the fucking monsters?
Where are the fucking monsters man I'm on a mission to nothing I
Don't see the monsters bro
This game is
I'm just walking around in a mist
This game is
This game's trash like I'm just walking around in a mist like what
What the fuck bro, I'm never listening to you guys again
I'll play a trivia dude.
You guys games are ass bro.
I'm just walking around that I missed.
I didn't see a monster for five minutes.
I went to fucking every corner of the map.
That game is just not well built out period.
Chat, as y'all know yesterday I had like a 255 IQ on trivia.
I got first place in Jeopardy! today!
WATCH THIS!
Hi guys, it's your turn. Yeah, no problem, bro.
Wait, is this a private game?
J- music, music, music, music.
Watch this.
I didn't even know there was pop groups in Ireland.
Is this solo?
How about this?
This is solo.
Oh it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Ronnie McTickle.
Ronnie McTickle.
What the fuck?
Brownie McChickel.
Is it a one on one?
Is it a one on one?
Yeah, good luck getting this one.
Bro, you didn't even let the sentence complete,
what a dumbass!
What punctuation mark indicates possession or a contradiction?
Apocryphae.
Bang!
Oh my God.
guys I've played doors guys do you guys listen to any words that come out of my
mouth I've played doors bro I played this bro I played doors
guys whatever game y'all told me to play was ass like ass that game was ass that
game was ass let's play Tower of Hell bro I need to beat Tower of Hell
Hi, guys, can I do a private server on Tower of Hell?
Can I do a private server on Tower of Hell?
Doors is the only game I've played on Roblox in Tower of Hell.
Hi, guys, can you do it?
I don't know how to do it.
I want to beat Tower of Hell.
I want to play Tower of Hound until I finish it and then we can play other games.
But I want to beat this.
This is actually hard as fuck.
What have I said? Okay.
I've played Doors though, Chai. I've played it.
Like I know Doors. I played that years ago.
Come on, dude. Come on, dude.
I feel like I'm playing only up.
Nice.
Come on, come on.
We got this, we got this.
It's okay, I'm gonna be positive today and I'm not gonna rage.
They're not getting off until we beat Tower of Hell.
We're not getting off roadblocks.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, is that lasers?
Is that lasers or safe?
Yo, I need to know! Is that lasers or safe?
Safe, safe, safe.
I don't trust you.
I don't trust you, I don't trust you.
I don't trust you.
Oh nice nice! I'm already doing way better than I did yesterday bro. Nice guys! Come
Come on, get up there, little baby.
I didn't know!
Bro, I didn't fucking know till it was too late.
Oh my god bro!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, come on baby, come on.
Yes bro, yes.
What?
Like actually what?
Like, what?
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh my god!
This is an L seed, this is an L fucking seed man, this is an L seed bro, for real.
This is an L seed.
lead with the raid? Yo, we're lead! Thank you for the raid, bro!
I DIDN'T TOUCH THE LEADER!
Oh
I read chapter one
I read chapter one second bro. Oh
Oh my god! Please! Bro, please! Please, bro!
This is the run, this is the run, this is the run.
I'm gonna actually lock in. Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, oh my god.
Fuck!
I didn't know it was a conveyor belt that flings me up!
Guys, I didn't know it was a conveyor belt that flings me up!
I didn't know that, dude.
Why is this so hard?
I actually, I cannot understand why this is so hard.
Bro, did anybody in this chat actually beat Tower of Hell?
Wait, bro, I feel like I'm not even, I'm not even close.
Bro, have anybody else?
No, you guys, you guys didn't all beat this.
Like what?
Bro, this is too hard, bro.
This is too hard.
That's what she said.
Alright, I laid myself up.
I laid myself up.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Okay.
Okay.
Ooh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I beat it in one minute.
No, you didn't.
Yo, buddy!
No, you didn't.
You did not beat Tower of Hell in one minute.
You liar.
No, you didn't.
You absolute liar.
You absolute liar, dude.
Come on, I need a good seat.
Let me get a good seat.
Let me get a good seat.
Let me get a good seat.
I need a good seat.
I need a good seat.
I need a good seat.
I need a good seat.
Shaq, everybody pray for a good seat.
It's not a skill issue!
Shut up!
It's a bad seat!
Everybody in the chat, pray for a good seed.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
I need a good seed, I can beat this shit.
Get it out!
I need a good seed.
Ready, ready, pray!
Good seed, good seed.
This spinning laser is disgusting. I'm not even kidding.
Oh, it's like four guys! Hold on. I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. I can
I can do this, I can do this, I can do this.
I gotta get to the tip and jump at the end.
I gotta get to the tip. Pause.
Wait, what way am I supposed to go? I don't understand.
What way am I supposed to go then chat?
What way?
I don't get it bro, I really don't.
I don't understand guys, I don't know what way I'm supposed to go.
That way, on the left I think, on the left, I think I'm supposed to go on the left, alright
I'm going to actually lock in now.
Got it.
My finger's hurt, bro.
Can I use the controller?
Jack, can you use the controller on Roblox?
Can you use the controller?
Yeah.
Say you swear that you can use controller on Roblox!
Well, I didn't, I didn't grip it, I didn't grip it.
I didn't grip it.
controller died, of course it did. My controller died. No, I didn't. My controller died as
I jumped. Keyboard is better, yeah, but guys, the thing you have to understand about me
is I'm not even a bad gamer. I'm just bad if I'm not on controller. Where's my music?
Why can't I jump?
What's happening?
If I could shoulder that again, what's going on?
Why is my controller dying?
Why is my controller dying?
NOOOOO! Miss Suck-a-Ready!
Miss Suck-a-Ready! Miss Suck-a-Ready! Miss Suck-a-Ready!
Bro, if I can use controller and robots, I'm gonna be so good at it.
What?
What?
I can sort that again.
Why is it doing this?
I can't even get through this.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Why is it doing this?
Why is my controller constantly losing like, I can't move?
Why is it doing this? Does anybody know?
Why is it doing this?
What you have to know about me bro is if I can use controller in a game, I'm gonna be
cracked bro.
Look at how much better I am now, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at
this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look.
What lead wants PC? Wait, what? What do you mean?
Chad, who is what lead? I'm confused. The guy that raided me?
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm gonna beat it. I'm gonna beat Tower of Hell.
I'm gonna beat it.
Bro, I'm gonna beat, I'm gonna beat Tower of Hell, bro!
I'm gonna beat Tower of Hell. Oh my god, bro. I'm gonna beat Tower of Hell
What?
Wait what wait wait wait wait wait what do I do?
Yeah, what do I do?
Is it glitched?
Go up but like where to where?
Bro guys to where guys?
Oh, I see, I see.
No!
No!
No!
Bro, that was my best plan.
We need a good team.
I can beat this. I'm telling you bro. I can beat Tower of Hell
But yeah, do y'all see how different it is when I'm on controller like do y'all see
They're cracked on controllers, but it's just what I hear. It's my whole life
Good seed chat pray pray good seed good seed. I can beat this bro.
I can beat this good see good see good see
I don't know what do you think am I why do my control die? Why does my controller do this?
Bro, it just doesn't move
What is it in a PC problem?
watch a speedrun somebody speed ran this yeah
where do i go where do i go where do i like actually
what the
What? What the fuck? What? Somebody's speedran tower of hell!
pink leaf? Is that like a speedrunner chat? Let me see. I want to see somebody speedrun.
run. Tower of health speedrun. Tower of health speedrun. My fastest slash best.
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This guy doesn't even look at the obstacles, bro. He just goes.
Stop saying mugged.
This guy doesn't even look.
How the fuck?
How?
What?
He's not even walking!
There's two different people saying that's me.
I'm sure it is bro.
Bro he doesn't even line up with the obstacles.
He just has like rhythm and doesn't mess up.
How bro how?
Actually how this shit is not this easy
Jinxy play eto age. Oh, yeah, bro. I can't beat Tower of Hell. So you know what? Let's skip it. Yeah, you're right
You're right. Let's skip it. I can't beat Tower of Hell
So let's skip it and then play eternal tower of hell!
Mods, ban that guy!
I'm just gonna do it, I'm just gonna do it with this guy, let's hold up.
I'm just gonna play how he plays.
Yo, but he didn't get a jump that was that long, bro.
He didn't get one.
I have depth perceptions, bro.
That was bad.
Bro, that was bad depth perception.
How are you supposed to get past that?
It's called retarded.
Yo, time to sky out, please.
Bro, have a little faith, guys.
I'm not hitting the laser.
No, I'm not.
I'm not hitting that, bro.
I'm not.
That one I did, that one I did, that one I did.
You have to be patient Nicholas. I have to understand. I have to be more patient.
What do you mean pardon? I didn't say anything.
I said Nicholas. I didn't say anything else.
What? Why did that one swing but the others didn't? Bro, come on! Why did that one swing
But the others
You're worse than a disabled elephant
I am watch this could a disabled elephant do this
I'm gonna beat this I'm gonna beat this that I swear to you I'm gonna beat this I swear to you
Bro, it doesn't matter in the life if you have bad skills, it doesn't matter in life
if you have a bad brain, it doesn't matter in life about any of that bro, it doesn't
matter if you're fat, skinny, short, tall, smart, dumb, all that matters in life is if
you have determination and you don't ever give up.
me bro I'm not gonna give up so to meet this today no for real bro all that okay
good seed good seed good seed here we go here we go here we go okay it doesn't look
that bad yo it's just like that bad it doesn't look that bad guys seriously it
doesn't
I love this song. This is my favorite bro. This is my favorite song on Roblox
I like this one chat I like this one
Oh, I didn't know it was going to shoot out like that.
Bro, I didn't know it was going to fucking shoot out like that.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
I think that's sometimes the life that I'm too competitive what
Come on get up get up get up get up get up get up get up
HAAAAAAA
God it's a narrow jump. Oh, it's a narrow jump. I
Was paying attention. Oh my god
God this game it just this game takes so much skill like oh my god that pink leaf guy's a fucking child, bro
God, this game takes so much skill, dude.
Seriously.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does!
Fuck!
I was so close.
Bro, I was so close.
I was so close.
How am I supposed to get up there, bro?
Holy shit!
Come on, come on.
guys this is so hard bro it's so hard guys it's so hard bro it is so hard
no it's not it literally is show me proof of you beating tower of hell
Okay, bro you have to get like a hundred jumps correct like it's not easy
It's not easy, bro.
I just have to really focus is what the problem is right now.
I'm not going to re-chat.
Those conveyor belts are so annoying.
Those conveyor belts are so annoying, bro.
Those conveyor belts are so annoying.
BAAAHA!
Just grab on!
To the platform!
Hi, guys. It's Cousins the baby, bro.
You gotta give me a bigger guy.
Do hip-hocs just matter?
Highbites, give me a bigger guy.
It's not possible!
It's not!
I'm 5% on the level that I've died 40 times!
Telling of Hell is not possible, bro!
It's not!
It's not!
It's not!
It's not!
It's not!
It's not!
It's not!
It's not!
It's not!
it's not bro it's not tower of hell is not possible to beat it's not bro I'm
gonna play a game that I'm good at bro I'm playing siege I'm playing siege you
got to say cap to yo myth verse Teefoo is in two hours well mint verse Teefoo is
It's in two hours bro. Lock in.
Yeah guys, I'm a quitter for today,
but I'm gonna try that again.
That level's impossible bro. Damn that.
Thank you.
You
You
Alright, guys, let's do this, guys, let's do this, guys.
One in the chat if you're warning.
Two in the chat if you're soft.
Three in the chat if you're confused by the question.
Four in the chat if you like turtles.
What is up, my boys?
Jeff, what is good, bro?
How y'all doing, man?
MythverseTivo is in two hours, chat.
We're gonna play a little bit of Siege.
We might get in some Fortnite before the Fortnite won't be one of a generation.
Chat, how are y'all boys doing on this five beautiful, amazing, fantabulous day?
When do you stream?
First-time chatter.
I know you're rage baiting.
Okay, you know what?
It's not rage bait.
I go live at normally 4pm every day, EST, but I'm going to start going earlier because
a lot of my viewers are in Europe.
So I'm going to go at like 2pm.
2pm.
Chat, what is good, bro?
Band layer, band layer, band layer, band layer, band layer.
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Chat, are y'all excited for Tee-Poo vs. Smith tonight?
Oh, Kalypso Casino!
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I have played this map every day of my life since the new season of Siege came out.
Ubisoft, we get it, bro.
I love you so much, Jinxie.
I miss you.
That guy's username is Bonnie Blue.
You can see hate from Belgium.
All right.
I hate this map.
Jack, what do you think of Glipsoxino?
Good, bad, or mid?
What do you guys think?
VR, Digger, or Define?
Team Southerner, Digger, Define?
Sending despise from the United Kingdom.
I would give this map.
I don't think it's a good map.
I don't think it's a bad map.
I think it's a mid map.
I think it's a mid.
I think it's a mid.
It's a mid, Matt.
It's not bad.
All right, now it's time to like.
See, now we're playing my game.
Ah!
Ah!
Weaponize, start to them!
Attack!
Now we're playing my Matt.
Let's do this.
Let's do this, bro.
Let's do this, let's do this.
Let's do this, let's do this.
Five seconds to go.
A bomb must be located.
Jigasi, I wish I could put my Swedish snowballs up your ass.
I'm confused.
What do you mean by Swedish snowballs?
Like, what does that even mean?
What the fuck is he talking about?
Get out of ass.
What is he saying?
I don't even know where I'm at. I don't even know where I'm at, but I'm going in. I don't
even know where I'm at. I don't even know where I'm at, but I'm going in. What did he
Say
What!
Rose on the Pixel!
Yeah, bad rain, bad rain.
Runs to Pyros even!
I just split through the...
Oh my god.
Okay, I can explain it perfectly.
I got this.
about playing Siege? Playing Siege. I load in, my options are to ban Lair or
Calypso Casino. Obviously I'm going to ban Lair. I get Calypso Casino and then I
immediately die to a tube brow holding a pixel peak. Like, and I'm in Platinum,
which let me be clear when I say this. Platinum right now, a month into the
season on rank 3.0 half of these guys were diamond or champ last season yeah
like that's flat right now that's black in ranks 3.0 whatever rank you were in
rank 2.0 do me a favor and subtract my boy subtract subtract bro do me a
favor and subtract bro rips the hard R if you're talking about that brain dad
GTA 5 clip. I'm just letting you know man. I'm gonna fucking ban. If you're talking about that brain-dead GTA clip
I'm gonna ban you. All right
You see what is your number one tip to to new players quit bro listen this game is depression bro
You're gonna be depressed man. Like you're not you're gonna be depressed, bro
If you get addicted to the game, you're just gonna be depressed now if you want my actual advice
The only way to get better at Siege is to dump in ungodly amount of time into it.
Unless you're naturally a god, most people aren't.
I had to dump thousands of hours into the game to get to Diamond.
Thousands! Thousands!
Not champ, because back in the day we didn't have champ, we had Diamond.
I had to dump thousands of hours to get to Diamond.
You got to learn all the maps all the operatives all the recoil patterns
All the spawn peaks all the cheesy strats you gotta learn everything bro. I fix a while this game. It's not easy
This game is basically
Call of Duty if you have if you have testosterone
It's called a duty if you have testosterone.
Renowning!
Do you see what's happening?
We don't have a hard breacher.
This is just classic Rainbow Sixies.
We don't have a hard breacher.
We're getting like tachanka fired endlessly.
While my teammate's prone peaking a map at home.
I got to pull my monitor in closer to my face bro, remember what like just go for my bro
what is that like maverick just just just go there mate what is that
it works i guess it worked out of a
oh wait wait never mind maverick i'll never snitch on you daddy i hold a brick for you daddy
never mind maverick whatever you did just worked wait what maverick never mind bro
I never snitched on your daddy. I hold a brick for your daddy. Freak. Think of your product.
Shake me think of your product. It works perfectly. I don't. How?
Jack, how? Like I don't even understand how that works. No one looked at the two
maverickles or we dead ass. Okay maybe this isn't champion slash diamond maybe
this is maybe platinum is emerald from last season. Yeah that's what it is.
Don't ever step foot in K-Row.
I don't even, yo, Brahma, be honest, I don't even know where K-Row is.
Where is K-Row?
There's a guy in my chat named Chris underscore greenie, who keeps spamming Josh Allen, 2027
MVP.
You know, I'm going to be honest, I see the vision.
I see the vision.
Could 2027 be Josh Allen's first rank?
I see the vision, Chris.
I'm not even trolling. I see the vision.
Jeff, could 20-27 be Josh Allen's first ring?
Could it?
Cairo is in Egypt. Okay.
So this guy just said, if I ever come to Egypt, he's going to kill me?
What's he trying to say?
Ten seconds to insertion.
He said, don't ever step foot in my chair.
Cairo.
I'm already won the MVP before it's gonna be like
Bro, but chat let's be honest fuck a MVP just win a range win a ring bro
Guys fuck a MVP win a ring bro
I don't know where to drone or like what I'm doing I just want to play a map I know so
I can drop 20 kills.
Please.
yeah this is this is awkward
I didn't even know there was a fucking door there
Ubisoft, I don't like the map
The guy didn't know there was a door there. I was about to make a play. I was about to make a play
NFL bro, let me say this I'll say this now
So listen you can say I'm a fake fan of mine
If I'm wrong, I love the Tampa Bay Bucks, I will be a diehard buckstang for the rest
of my life.
I am not going to a Buccaneers game until Todd Bowles is fired, period.
Todd Brady has had one losing season in his NFL career, do you want to know who his head
coach was?
Todd Bowles, we finished that season absolutely putrid.
I'm pretty sure we lost like seven of our last nine games.
We are going to be ass next year.
Love the Bucks, gonna watch almost every game.
Love my team.
We're ass, we're ass, we're ass.
We need to fire top balls, we need to get a new GM,
we need to do something.
All these teams in the NFL are doing shit
in the off season, we don't do anything.
It's like the guy poking the stick at the rock,
Like bro, do something, we need to do something.
We saw it.
Hi, guys, Calvin.
Hey, hi, guys, it's me.
What up?
What up?
The Steelers are waiting to come and call!
Yeah, delusional fan, here's the thing.
One thing about me, chat, is I'm not delusional.
Well, last season I said the box
you're gonna win the Super Bowl, when we were two and up.
But that's what a Griana fell for in us.
Listen, chat, let Hi-Vice have his moment.
Boom, totally unbiased.
Completely focused the box are terrible. I love the box love in the depth. We are gonna have a losing record next season
We'll come up the second
Next thing I'm gonna say if the Rams don't win the Super Bowl, I will be shocked
They were already a top two team in the NFL. It was the Hawks in the red
Those fuckers have miles Garrett and they might get Aaron Donald out of retirement
the last time Aaron Donald was in the NFL he won a fucking chip that team is
cracked why did I why am I five seconds why do my control all I swear to God
at this if this happens that no no if this happens at a bad time
Try to get me to fight him.
Chat mit vo sifu tonight, jitch!
Spider-man!
Oh!
Oh!
It's Peter Parker!
This map is ours!
This map is ours!
THIS MAP IS ASS!
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!
WHAT THE FUCK!
THIS MAP IS ASS!
BOY!
GIVE ME ON ORGAN!
HOLY SHIT, BRO!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DIING TO!
What? I don't even know what I'm dying to, bro.
Like what?
I'm trying to chill in Rome.
And I have to bring a Spider-Man above me?
Like, bro, what?
You've been a naughty kitten.
You've been a naughty kitten.
No, no, that's okay.
You can purr for daddy.
You've been a naughty kitten.
Purr for daddy.
Hi, guys.
Get the Celtic Shack image out of my face.
I'm dying to a bullshit map, not because I'm washed.
Hi, guys.
I'll beat the brakes off you, boy.
Hi, guys.
I'll beat the brakes off you, boy.
All right.
Now, who in this chat would consider themselves a good kitten?
Oh my god, I just broke my toe I think.
I think I just broke my toe.
Oh my god, I think I just broke my toe.
be typed yay chicken tendies don't fuck yourself chicken tendies don't fuck
yourself
okay if you would consider yourself hypothetically a naughty kitten type 4 if
you would hypothetically consider yourself a naughty kitten type 4 if you
would consider yourself a good kid in type 3. Whole chat typing 4. Whole chat typing 4.
Chat, is there any fish experts in the chat? What type of fish is this? What type of fish
What'd you say, kitten?
Chet, let's bring the Valorant environment to siege.
Let's do it.
Let's bring the Valorant environment to siege, bro.
Let's do it.
Chet said no, no, god no, fuck no, hell no.
Someone said retweet.
Down boy, oh, but daddy, it's so erect, down boy.
Oh, daddy, but I'm about to explode all my pants.
But I'm like a little too good at this game.
See what I mean?
When I know where the enemies are, they're fried.
I just have to know where they are, bro.
One is Tequila.
Sir, what is Tequila?
It's like a purple area.
No, I mean like, do you prefer Cosmigos or Don Julio?
More remaining.
L-Alchi. Chat L-Alchi. See, I'm 1 HP, I shouldn't peak this. Chat I'm 1 HP, I shouldn't, but my ego, my ego.
Follow. Good ring, good ring.
Excuse me, sir, I asked you a question. Uh, Kostomy Ghost or Don Julio, what do you, what do you prefer?
All right, I'm team killing.
Even the I'm team killing didn't work.
He prefers when you shut the fuck up.
I'm not muddied, I'm not muddied, bro.
I see my mic moving.
Yo, whoever, whoever, whoever, whoever's, what's happening, whoever, why is my push
to talk doing this?
Hold on one second, whoever's 11 and 2 right now, if you haven't gotten a blow job recently,
I'll supply you with one, bro, whoever that is.
that is bro who is this guy who's this guy that's 11 to 2 he's 8 you don't even know that
guys obviously if he if he's not 18 hold on probably as long as long as as long as what the
What's happening when I push it off as long as as long yeah
As long why is my push is off doing this as long as yo, why is it?
It's like I'm not moving anything look or Mike's bugging but as long yo as long as your 18 plus of course
view tower of hell I would rather get stabbed yeah I'd rather get stabbed and
bleed out in game that game mode on Roblox is fucking torture it's torture
brown torture
oh no seafood lost it hasn't started yet it's in an hour it has not started yet
I'm putting money on people. I
Got my boy. I got my boy. Let me call T-Fu bro. Let me call him. Let me call him, bro
Okay, you think he was gonna pick up
your call has been forwarded to voicemail the person
Keep on the point!
Yo, bro, come on!
Come on, dude!
Reloaded!
Stop it, man!
I'm about to hit a fucking clip.
I'm just jammin' red.
This is what happens when you don't get any ass for 25 years, bro.
Like, I- Yo, I'm not gonna lose!
Forfeit the game!
Go next!
You ran into a chan.
I have diffuser, someone play closer to shawty.
Sometimes in the light, I'm too combating.
I have diffuser, don't peek, don't peek, don't peek, don't peek, I have diffuser, don't peek,
don't peak don't peak if you peek out of the team kill
i peaked
he's one though he is one
that doga is one HP that doga is one HP
Valkyrie, 3 fire right now!
Almost!
All you gotta do is kill the one who wins.
Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, yeah, one hit, one hit.
That's the Fuser, don't peek!
Stop, stop, that's the Fuser!
Yo, are you?
Oh my god.
Wait, Valkyrie, even though we won, that's disgusting that you peeked.
No!
Valkyrie, even though we won, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Bro, you had the Fuser!
Why did you peek?!
What?!
Guys I keep this wall to my peaks different of the four before
Guys, okay fine
chat um
Dude T4 myth chat. Who do you got bro? I got T4 dead ass bro like I just I got to go with T4 man
On crib I got to go with T4 like I have to bro. I have to
On Crip, I have to go with seafood bro.
Yes, sounded I'm affiliated.
Okay, 20 alpha packs, should I rip one with my tip?
No, Jack, come on, those days are gone.
No more Johnson packs.
Okay, one more.
One more Johnson pack.
Could one more Johnson pack hurt anybody?
The problem is I'm not erect so it's going to be a lot.
Ah, they nerfed Johnson Pack.
I knew it, bro.
Can I nerf Johnson Pack, guys?
It's, but then again, okay, for the Johnson Pack to work, you have to have an erection.
That's true.
You have to be hard.
You have to be hard for the Johnson Pack to work.
Let's try again.
I have to be hard.
I'm gonna think about, okay.
Fuck!
Chatted it, no, it's fully nerfed.
I was hard for that one.
Guys, I was hard for that one.
It's fully nerfed, it's fully nerfed.
It's fully nerfed, chat.
Oh, Bandler.
Hey team, just wanted to say, hey team, just wanted to say,
I hope we get a good win here, guys.
And I love y'all, and it's nice to meet you.
My, am I muted?
Organs!
Yes!
Right there.
I just want to put it right in that tight hole right there.
Oh my god.
I'm going to explode.
I'm going to explode.
I'm going to explode.
I'm going to explode.
I'm going to explode.
Bro, they actually gave me organ.
Oh my god.
They actually done gave you a boy Oregon. It's over
Guys, you guys are saying stop
You guys are saying stop bro. I'm 14
Bro, you guys are saying stop, but you've clearly never played Oregon. I'm sorry
You guys saying stop you've clearly never played Oregon, bro. I
Just got here and received back shots welcome to the stream, bro
Yo part of being a jinksy viewer, bro is at one point in time. I've given you back shot
Okay. Not in real life on camera. Whoa, whoa, whoa. On camera, bro. I hunked the camera.
Guys, no, no, chill, chill. Not in real life, guys. On camera. No jinxing, we touch tips.
to be honest I've never touched it before
oh my cameras are floppy and broken my cameras all floppy and broken bro
hey guys just want to let you know you guys can take it easy this game I'm
just gonna drop 16 kills so you all can take it easy have a good time
There's something on the what wait what'd you say did he just rip it like a Beyblade
Chet what did he just say did he just rip it I don't know what he said
Did he just rip it
Why
I don't understand why!
Did you just rip it?
I have wallhacks by the way, so don't worry. You guys can take it easy in this game.
Yo, one stock, wait.
Is that stoppin'?
Is that stoppin'?
Legion top right, 60 HP.
I don't have wallhacks.
I was kidding.
I'm terrible.
See, my teammate has a champion charge.
He was last team top white. He could be top white or top main.
I killed one top white.
Okay, well he was top white. He was top white.
He could be top white or top main.
He's gonna be top white or top main.
He can't be anywhere else.
Alright, he's top main. You heard him. He's top main.
Why top main top main?
Why? Why? Snake, why? Why? Snake, why?
Guys, uh, show the peeking, play through my contacts.
Oh my god.
Thank god.
Yo.
I'm poor eliminated.
Snake.
Snake.
Can I have an interview with you for a moment?
Snake, may I have a word with you in my office?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's 3D1PostPlanet and you shoved your hat on trophy door.
Like, do you want to win or do you not want to win?
Snake I don't
Share the clutch by me though
Yo, but we don't need the clutch. We don't like guys. It's a 3v1 post plan like what like we need discipline
Discipline is what we need not that. What was that? I played it though. I actually played that game come on
You got railed chat. I have two kills on the sis
I can I can turn this mic on wherever the hell I want. I have two kills of the sis
You can see please play Brawlhalla. It's an amazing game. It has a really high skill gap. I've heard of brawlhalla
I've never played it some of my buddies played brawlhalla. I never played
Is it like a fighting game?
So you guys can say ego dictator dick guys. I'm correct
3d1 post plan shoving his head on the door and he has a champion charm. That's unacceptable behavior
unacceptable
Hold an ankle on the door get the automatic way the only way lesion wins that one. I was the champ
Yo, the other guy was not the champ don't worry. Yo, bro. Listen, bro. Listen good work, man
I'm mainly worried about sneak right now with that bad play
No, baby, it's okay dude as long as you know that it was on discipline you're good. Yo, I'm a discipline all the time, bro
I saw that 7-0 against Jay shock like
You're the guy. Hey, thank you my boy appreciate you man. Thank you
5 seconds.
Chad, it's not backseat gaming, it's called Let's Get Better Together, that's what it's
called.
Being aggressive in a 5v5 is fine, 3v1 post-plan, if I ever see some stupid shit like that again,
I'll burn this ranked game to the floor, I'll team kill, I'll lead.
I'll fight 3v1 post-plan, you're shutting your head on a trophy door, I'll beat the
breaks off you like this isn't a joke to me bro 3d1 postplate you shove your head trophy door are
you crazy are you insane
We bald bald spot bald spot bald spot
What do you mean bald spot hi guys get the club hi guys I
Highbush! No, get the clip! Highbush! Get the clip!
I've been running.
I've never snitched on your daddy. I hold a grip on your daddy. I just got declo- hi boys.
No, not this Celtic shot.
Wait, this is the bald spot?
Hi, guys, it's in slow motion?
He's bald, LMAO, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I know for a fact I don't have a bald spot.
Where?
Where's the bald spot?
Where?
I don't see it. What? I don't see any bald spot, bro.
No, no, no. That is from my headset. You motherfuckers. Don't even try that. That is from my headset?
I don't have a bald spot. I don't have a bald spot. That is, I'm not balding. That's from
my fucking headset. Cut that shit out. For real. New emo. Nope, I don't have a bald spot.
I don't have a bolt spot.
That is from my headset.
We need to locate the bolt spot.
I don't have a bolt spot.
Check.
Look, bro, look.
I'm not going to Turkey ban these cock suckers, bro.
Yo, I thought it was the headset.
It's actually a bald spot.
What?
Bro, I thought it was the headset.
I'm never going bug cut again.
What?
What? I thought it was the f...
I never snitch on you daddy. I want a brick for you daddy. All right, just smoke bang me
So I have a bulk spot
and I'm washed
Like what?
Good name
Yo, Habana, I have your flank cam. I have your flank cam, Habana.
I have a bold spot on the wall!
Guys, stop! Stop saying bold rights, really?
Go ahead.
I still have the flank cam. I can't see if he drops the hatch though, but I can see the stairs.
Oh, that's close you're good nice, maybe
Tell I'm not hitting it I'm not hitting it I'm not hitting it I'm not hitting it guys
I'm not hitting it. I'm not hitting it shut up. It's embarrassing as crap, bro
Yo, wait, okay, so chat, unbiasedly, be dead ass, is it a legitimate bald spot?
Guys, how does that work, though?
How does that work?
Does it just spawn in and it never goes away?
You're cooked in five years?
Bro, how does that work?
Guys, do ladies ever get bald spots or is it just dudes?
Guys, do ladies ever get bald spots or is it just dudes?
Shots, guys?
I don't want to lose my hair, bro.
I like my hair.
I don't want to lose my hair, bro.
RELAR!
I like my fucking hair, chat!
10 seconds to insertion.
Now I'm ready.
Guys, I like my hair!
Top 4 has yet to locate a bomb.
Everyone good?
All right.
Let's get cracked.
Sure.
No more than you ever are, man.
I'm gonna add a delay now. Yeah, I'm gonna add a delay to my stream.
I just call Bernard help Bernard help Bernard help
I have a bald spot, bro. I got one
I'm sorry to hear that those little spots can sneak up on anyone. Are you thinking of doing something about it or just
Yeah, what do I do? What do I do bro? What do I do Bernard?
Well first off don't stress if it's bothering you you could chat with a dermatologist
they've got tons of options from lifestyle tweaks to treatments. But also, if you're
cool with it, plenty of people. Wait, chat saying two. Bernard, shut up. Two? No worries, Nick.
I'm all ears. If there's something- Bernard, is it possible to get two bald spots? It's definitely
possible. Especially if it's something like alopecia areata. But whatever it is, don't panic. Just
step by step if it's worrying you a professional can give you clarity we're gonna have alopecia
bro what is alopecia alopecia is just a general term for hair loss it can be temporary or more
long term and there are different types some are just little patches others involve more white
ronard what do i do though it's bold bro what do i do take a deep breath man first you can visit
a dermatologist or even a regular doctor they'll help figure out the cause and what options you have
in the meantime you can style it however you like confidence goes a long way and you've got this
bro bernard i have a bald spot bro i hear you it can be a bit of a shock but you're not alone in
that if you want to talk through ideas whether it's i don't want to embrace it whoever said that
shut up I want to get rid of it look how do I get rid of it cool please help me man please
how do I
no what do I do what would
so first take a breath step one schedule an appointment with the dermatologist or even
your regular doctor they can diagnose what's going on until treatment there are things like
Topical treatments lifestyle tweaks or other options just one step. Wait Bernard
If I go bald technically I can't have a bald spot because my whole head is bald would it respawn back in I
See what you're thinking if you go fully bald it might feel like a reset
But every growth depends on the cause sometimes it can come back on its own
Sometimes not either way you can rock any look you're still you
all right Bernard I'm gonna go to see if I have alopecia bro that sounds like a
solid plan it's always good to have clarity if you ever want to chat again
about it or anything else I'm here you've got this all right bro love you
bro hey Bernard tonight who do you got
Yo Bernard, it's not strategic play bro, he chops out and uses a launch pad and C4.
They're gonna do a fair 1v1 this time and who's gonna win?
Bro, Bernard, he's like the SGA of 4-9 bro.
Man.
Alright, I see you've got your head locked in.
10 seconds.
If T-Boos bring out the Metapharic on C4, they're having a little bit of a laugh.
I bet you have.
I'll be watching in spirit.
Make the best build of the whole Lord, shall we?
On location, here.
Wait, we're not. I'm gonna kill the whole team.
I'm gonna kill the whole team.
You have been spotted by a hospital spot.
RELOAD!
I
They open meeting hatch open meeting hatch
Am I playing evil rainbow I got smoke banged and wall banged
Alright. I got smoke banged and wall banged. What's happening right now?
I'm getting like
roam cleared by a Monty. My C4 bounced off his shield.
What's going on? What's happening?
Off-board is located a bomb.
What the fuck's going on right now, bro?
10 ass
That month he's got to be at least a little bit low that month he's got to be at least
This guy's up to college
If you win this I'll blow you
If you win this out
Bob all friendly
I
All right, let's spend all day if this guy's gonna be a charge. Let's take his charity nest away from them. I
agree
Yo guys, I just want to say I'm two and five Clive. I'm sorry
I got smoke banged one round and then wall banged another go Jinx. You know what it's all good, bro
You got me on your team
Who are you like did I play with you before nope? It's sled like sled all right
Let's do this, bro. No, it's not tough crowd. Let's do this. Shama. We got this, bro.
We got this, bro. Chat like, um, if they don't have Monty, I kill their whole team. It's all good,
though. It's all good. Yeah, I saw clicks is doing watch along on his title for the FNCF heat.
Why Flix not playing? Chat, why is he not playing?
I saw he's doing watch along in his title.
Protect the bombs.
He did not qualify.
No, there's three heaps. Three heaps.
Sharia, you're pissed.
They're drawing these out.
Nice.
I'm so good at hacking cams, guys, for reals's sake.
of
ah
How about that bro so he went from using bomb came to bless god this guy must be fun at parties
I'm sorry. You're actually a loser. Blitz is 60 HP. I got three men cleared. Uh, we
still don't have time. Do we need pushing laundry? God, this guy's a fucking loser. From
Monty the blitz like somebody should dead knock you out like I've not even been kidding
Whoo banged wall banged full clear by a shield
Forty-three we got it
Yo sound called down freezer down freezer down freezer
Walking up walking up. He's walking up. He's walking up walking up walking up. He's on the wall on the wall
Crouching crouching crouching crouching on the rotate on freezer going to the freezer door going to the freezer door
He's on the he's on the freezer door. Crouch kill us that's nice
Good job
Nice so not no not I
Have the bridge again
Welcome for the carry braga. Yeah, no problem, dude
Two wins, zero losses is all I know.
Two wins, zero losses, oh God, oh God, oh God.
Two wins, two wins, zero losses.
I would not, I would not have it with those comms in my ears.
So you're telling me, if I'm literally screaming that there's a guy crouched up the freezer
door, you wouldn't want me to scream that in your ear.
What if he crouches up the freezer and then shoots you in front of my cam?
Yeah, bro, just say you're not a top 20 controller player.
Make a move on.
Q&A to each one.
Guys, there's two types of callouts.
There's a callout and then there's the urgent callout.
Like, you know, actually, like, if you want to get to the next level, like, turn off your
ego and listen.
There are two types of callouts.
There are callouts and urgent callouts.
slag is crouch walking to the freezer door and I don't communicate this my whole team can die
my whole team can die I'm the only guy dead it's my responsibility to call out it's my responsibility
if we get calypso casino I'm gonna burn my house down so do no ban do no ban
Do no ban.
Endgame, I'm gonna burn it.
God is good! God is great!
Oh man, I really hate clips I can see it out.
two wins two bottom frags two bald spots what do you mean two bald spots you can't sneak
down oh shinksy yeah what's up at a nice to meet you my boy let's get this down with
you man. Let's do this, guys.
It's a little kid. It's a little kid.
Now,
if you talking to your one hand, they give you the rhyme.
How do they give you the rhyme? Of course, they get your one.
When's the bald announcement?
I'm not going bald.
Chat 2026. Listen, bro.
2026 is going to be the first year where I,
Nikola Stewart, have long hair.
I'm going to finally have long hair, guys.
It's time to a stand, bro.
Jinxie is 30 in two years.
See, I hate when you can say I'm old,
don't just flat out lie.
Jinxie is 30 in two years.
Long, I'm 30 in five years.
Don't just flat out fucking lie, bro,
That's annoying
Don't just lie don't just lie
Let's do this guys
Let's do this. Yo two wins in a row. I might keep Platinum one today
AHHHHHH!
Also R.O.C.U. by my damn self!
Also R.O.C.U.
Clock it.
You must locate and defuse a bomb.
Why is this guy saying please voice chat?
Yo bro, I'm voice chatting. You're the one that's not voice chatting.
I'm voice chatting. I-I-I can talk.
Yo yo yo! Yo!
Please voice chat? What? Is he glitched maybe?
Sanctuary dad, I'm gonna kill the whole team in a second, don't worry.
I
Cap can dad I'm gonna jump inside and kill the other two
Yo guys
Yo guys, just letting you know you can take it easy this one. I'm here you guys can take it easy
I thought you're better than that
Are you ready right? I got three-piece chicken tender side of fries. Can you just say you thought I'm better than that?
Yo guys, let me let me
I'm not stonkman. I'm not gonna
Guys guys, let's go the whole team next time guys
Yo, am I fucking near the edge?
Guys, listen, listen, listen, just take it easy.
Jinxie, we can't hear you.
Alright, I'm team killer.
Yep, I'm team killer.
Oh, now you can hear it, you little shit.
I know you can hear me.
Junko, you gotta press you, or, and it'll like, un-
Oh, okay.
Yo, guys, take it easy this game.
Alright, take it easy.
I'm here.
I'm here.
You guys don't gotta do much.
I'm here.
Alright, I'm gonna start doing this every time I follow you.
Hey, take it easy. I'm here, bro. I'm here. I'm here.
Like, take it easy. NX, take it in the bar.
Take it easy.
When is Diamond Gym streamed? It's gonna be August 35th.
JinxieBaldspot with the 10 gifted subs.
I don't I don't have that bad of a bald spot. It's not that bad yet. I don't need
to go to the bomb
I'm not doing a turkey stream
Okay, I have a ballpark, but it's not that bad. It's tiny. It's tiny. That's tiny
That's what that's what she said
Oh
Yo, yo guys, do you want me to make the play yes or no?
I
Come on it's it's been a really really messed up week
This kid doesn't know the song
Kids don't know good music
This is all good music
This kid doesn't know the song
guys uh we guys it doesn't matter I'm here guys yeah you guys can take it easy
this game guys I'm here take it easy so I said that aura guys imagine you solo queue
into a game and your teammate goes take it easy this one I'm here like you're
them saying like that's aura
Jinx you think three point those harder than one point oh not even close yes yes
3.0 is the hardest ranked system ever. I actually love it. There's gonna be like 5k chance this season.
Hey JXC, hatred from California, mods.
High-vives and alive.
No, no, no, no. Don't entice him. Don't fucking entice this guy. Don't you dare.
Don't you dare bro.
Don't entice them.
Monkey, they're gonna put a prank on you.
High five, high fives, high fives.
Lee like despised you bro.
I've unsatisfied you bro
The act that you want to do like the advice your drone is located upon
Into the ocean they were to turn into
Insertion in five seconds
Located upon make your way to a location
This is why you never make a hole for your opponent, because now I can use that hole
against you and the game you see what I mean it's like it's just game sense it's
what it is it's like don't make a hole because now I'm gonna use that against
you it's game I'm six and oh I'm six and oh kid
Good stuff!
He's not going to do anything for us.
Yo, hey buddy, I'm 6 and 0.
Yo, maybe some little respect to your elders, kid. I'm 6 and 0.
I'm about to make it 6 and 1.
If you team kill, no, no, no, if I get team killed by this guy,
I'm going to strike down with all of my force into calling the dev team tonight.
Like if I go 6 and 0 and get team killed, I'm calling the dev team. Let me just put that into the universe, bro
I'm not gonna get punished for carrying you. That's not allowed
Step any think of it a brand doctor B. Thank you. What's your one? Hey, Jixie. How you doing, bro?
Well to be honest not well. I found out I have a bald spot today
My chat's asking me to do a turkey stream people are saying bald right not well, bro
I found that I have a bald spot today, so I'm officially old
I'm old as shit now like this is not good
So yes, bro. I'm not doing that good
Fake chat no one cares bro. I'll beat the brakes off you in game. Why do you think we're gonna get it?
shot they give it to one, tj they give it to one, to so yeah, a PZ looking like wheezy
guys if I win this I'm three and L, holy successful right now
guys if I win this I'm three and L, kiddens
chat wins the last time you meet me out, be honest
Double Drone Colosssssssssss!
When's the last time you meowed bro?
Never right now and the chat is doing a meow emo.
The chat is doing a meow emo bro.
Yo guys, do me a favor, check the kill feed.
This is awkward.
No one spawned here.
They have guns like
I try to go for the ace I try to go for the ace I try to go for the ace I just got a
Call up, Jamesy, be careful they have guns.
Yeah, yeah, bro, I know, I know they have guns.
Give a real call about, or mute your mic!
I need to hear!
P3, they're coming to tier one, Matt, they're gonna buy it.
Alright, boys, uh, group meeting!
No, no, no, group meeting!
I have three kills, why are we losing?
You don't do something.
I got three kills, you little twerp!
I told you they had guns, bro.
Telling me they have guns isn't a call-out, my brother.
Like, I know, I play the game.
I know everyone has a gun, bro.
I like a really good call-out.
No, because what it is, it's called calm flooding.
you do that I can't hear shit I can't hear shit bro I can't hear you try using
your headphones bro I have the problem is I have headphones in yours calling
out stupid shit bro oh I was letting you know they're gonna shoot back yes bro
of course okay you know what a thank you man a no no no no bro thank you bro
thank you for the call out now on to the next topic who do y'all got tonight
Tee-foo or myth? Tell it to me straight out, bro.
Uh, Tee-foo.
Tee-foo.
Who said me?
Yo, Gege.
Gege.
Guys, Tee-foo versus myth tonight.
How many likes do you have left for me?
Wait, so how many likes for me to buy you a home?
Bro, bro, like what?
Bro, a home.
A house.
Like, through so much money?
I
Do it shut up chat
Doc if you continue following me, I'm going to team kill lock it
Can you wish my friend Logan a happy birthday?
Hey Logan, happy birthday!
No doubt, don't leave her!
Do not touch that!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
I offer up for testing to use your bomb.
you here man guys do me a favor check the kill feed
okay you actually did something for once
so give me back to these game of tag right now
no no no I want to have a word with them
Valkyrie because of because of your ass I didn't get back in the building in
time and died
Valkyrie give me your game of tag right now
I'm gonna report you. I'm gonna report you. I will report you
Why don't you open it?
Like my mom used to say if you go outside you stay outside Cowboys fan Cowboys fan, bro. That's all
I'm gonna do it now.
Cowboy spam.
It's all to the left.
No mad pushing top east.
I don't know.
I've lost it.
I'm not sure.
No mad pushing top east.
Triple wall.
I actually scratched up my yellow thing.
I want a friendly operator.
I died.
Broke you.
Rated!
Yo, I'm gonna tell it to you straight up.
This is, alright, this is a troll job.
This is a hatchet job, bro.
I'm 10 and two, we're losing rounds,
and then I get blocked outside by Valkyrie,
who's three and four.
It was an accident, I misclicked.
Yo, but you have to hold down the barricade animation.
It's not a misclick, bro.
You have to hold it now.
I got the setting where I pressed it,
but I got the setting where I pressed it,
and it keeps going.
Oh, okay. I'm sure you do, bro.
No, meet my ass and spawn.
Meet my ass and spawn, bro.
I don't know if you want to or something?
That's all right.
Actually, yo, you know what?
Hey, hey, you're right, bro.
Hey, my bad, man.
Chat life is about turning to other cheating.
Good boy.
I'm killing this fucker.
No, no, I'm killing this fucker.
I'm killing this fucker.
I'm killing this.
No, I'm killing this fucker.
No, no, no.
he's gonna die he's gonna die he's gonna die
he's gonna die
jimsy take my innocence
uh... mobs
ban that guy
bro
it's like there's some messages were so thank you by the way
shout out logan
there's some messages words funny that's disgusting bro
jimsy take my innocence
Genki, your coach might have said hi.
Genki, take my anal virginity.
10 seconds
Three cams in the same spot
Think mingo on controller is better than stomping on mouse
I see a spot.
Yeah.
He hit my elbow.
You open spot.
Swapping!
Stop in the ass, by the way.
Dronaquad!
Your location has been compromised.
Two tones of FVs, they look like weeds.
I knew it was coming, I should have just shot him.
Yo, good job, Captain.
You finally did, you shot somebody, bro.
Good job.
You guys are the most foremost ungrateful little sacks of shit I've ever seen in my
life.
I carry them, I get team killed twice.
You guys are little unall of you.
You guys a little ungrateful little shit
Report it report it report it report it
Mute it mute it mute it
I've got ten in one and I get seen killed twice
Or be dead ass
Loki, think of it as private. Ben, think of it as private. Dada, think of it as private.
Ten and one, I get team killed twice. Alright. My most ungrateful little sacks of shit I've
ever seen in my life. You know, if somebody's carrying the fuck out of you, man, hey, bro,
put a sock in it. Shut up and get carried. I have 112 boosters. Oh my god. Like, hey
man, I'm carrying you, bro. I have 53 day boosters. Holy shit. See if you've ever smethe
40 minutes chat lock-in cage hey three wins here losses let's do this shit I'm
gonna be
You
Block it a second block it said that you mean what it means or above us get away from it's abyss or above cause you a bitch
I'm sorry. I lost you. Hey, they'll ask me a pocket say I'll see oh
My god, we got organ
Cop think we're the 10 gifted subscribe
She'll W cup into the chat. Oh my god, we got organ. Let's do this shit. Yo, yo, let's do this shit, bro
Like you got like this shit's hey, nobody's touching champ this season
Are they down or up five seconds to insert
Flastic in the brand
Unless you stack if you solo queue like you're not getting champ my boy like you're not getting champ
I
You're a fake champ. Yeah, bro. You got me. I faked it
I'm full B internet. I hit champion 25 times and I faked it
I'm not guy for lack of intelligence
Father, you shouldn't use your ears to protect the people.
Let's go, you bastard!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Guys, nice!
MC, they can do it if you want it.
Ali, they can do it if you want it.
HC, they can do it if you want it.
Cookie, they can do it if you want it.
How do you think it evolved though?
Put the Yegup Black Ice in my ass!
McMason, think of it as your one!
Chad, how y'all boys doing, bro?
Dude, I'm telling you this here and now, bro.
This is back to back to back solo queue wins.
If I win this, this'll be back to back to back to back solo queue wins.
Like, bro, let's go!
Let's go, dawg!
This gameplay is making me hard.
You know, thank you so much, bro. Like no legitimately I get a lot of bullshit
I get a lot of trolls. I get a lot of toxicity. I get a lot of negativity
Genuinely, bro, like on some real ish. Thank you for the kind words my boy like for real. Thank you, my boy. Thank you
Like for real, bro. Thank you
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb Dixie sending love from Serbia a w Serbia's intended chat, bro Hunter. Thank you for the five
Jack what country are you watching today and I'm breathing air, so that's good
Hope core hope core hope core hope core Jack what I assume he's gonna go top tower
What country are you watching from right now?
Guys, how old were you when you had your first kiss?
I don't kiss until...
Ora!
Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora!
Ora, Ora, Ora, Ora!
Do you see him?
Dude, someone get- I- Peezy!
Lookin' like Wheezy!
Jack, you know the name of that song!
One's on the stairs.
First person who knows that song gets modded!
Sight, I edged you!
One's located.
He's dead.
How much do you wanna bet somebody peeks this in three seconds?
How much do you wanna bet?
Alright, I'm gonna bet zero dollars.
She poofs.
I bit her back.
See, because I didn't bat.
I said, how much do you want to bat?
See, I didn't bat.
Put that Jager black ice in my ass.
Alright.
I just got shit off.
I just got shit off.
You know, Chas.
At the end of the day, the day gotta end. Long term with the tier one. Daffy with the prime.
And someone washed my drone back, Lavi.
Uh, holy voicemog? And yes.
You mean your tower stairs, flank cam drone?
Alright.
Yeah, Maverick, I have your flank cam.
I kissed a girl and I lied to you.
I bet this injury is no longer in your possession.
Down to one friendly.
Taste of a cherry chapstick.
If you win this, backshots on me.
If you win this, backshots.
I can't win this.
We should've damn healthy with this.
25 seconds, gotta go, gotta go.
I like it, I like that a four of me.
I like that a four, close laugh, close laugh, yep.
Oh my god, go, top way.
Once up, wait, once grounded, bump back.
One down, wait, one bump back.
Good try, good fucking try.
Good try, man, good try, good try.
Looks like, looks like no backshots for you, Ken.
That us.
OG Aussie, negative arm.
I didn't say kid, I said kitten, guys that guy's 27 bro, I did not say kid, I did not,
I said kitten, roll it back, I said kitten, I did not say kid.
Cobra, I think you're the prime, Cobra, I think you're the prime, love you baby, love
you baby.
It felt so wrong guys myth verse tea food today's that ass gonna be cinema
Guys today's that ass gonna be cinema
Chat should I order food yes or no? What do you guys think?
If so what food should I order chat what food should I order?
Copy thing over to five gifts. It's up. It's good. I don't know
I don't know, I don't know, maybe you don't WCup with it in chat.
A salad fatty.
Okay.
Not fat.
And I've never had a salad in my life.
Never had a salad in my life?
Never will.
Junko, I carried you last game, your ass.
I went ten and three last game.
Pfft.
This guy's saying.
Pfft.
Fuck.
This guy's problem.
Pfft.
You're problem.
Let it cross.
Think of it as tier one.
Let it cross with the tier one.
Jack, do you guys wipe or let it crust?
Ten seconds before sir.
Jack, do you wipe or let it crust?
Be honest, do.
Five seconds before sir.
Personally, I used to crust, now I wipe.
I used to crust, now I wipe.
I must be located and...
What are you doing?
Do that stupid shit again, I'll fuckin' rip your head off.
yeah i have no recoil man that's kind of cool
that's kind of cool
when the word is visual
you located above
he should be in a coffin but
uh... vigils inside vigils inside
sharp store one elbow down to one friendly here they come here comes the
piggies
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Wow, that fucking recoil script.
We have been eliminated.
Nice recoil scripts.
You don't even play.
Come on.
Why don't they constantly use that fucking low recoil?
Like what?
Did I just say I have recoil scripts?
Do you guys you guys just say I have recoil scripts was that I'm just asking was that recoil scripts your gun didn't move at all?
Nope, I know you can't control that gun
Alright, nope. I know it's I'm just asking. Okay. You on console
No, I'm on PC with the Xbox controller
Okay, so you have recoil scripts. Thanks
Well, I hope you don't because if you do don't that's pretty good recoil control. That was very nice
We're like are you guys dead? Is this range?
Yo, it's not a basic controller. Okay, I have a white default controller
Yeah, you know what you guys got me bro. I have recoil stress
I've never actually been accused of that before.
That's a new one.
white
nice guys make a sick one shot I think one friendly remaining nice one we want
for last upstanding big one up it went up it gonna you here well actually he's
on the roof
He's either going to drop attic or big window.
You got this.
I can tell you if he goes top main window.
He dropped down.
He's dropped.
He's shot my game.
Last scene construction outside bunker.
Destroy the drone under the bunker.
You got this, Faye.
of
she
is going to walk through the breach
time expires in 10 seconds
5 seconds left
I thought she was going to rotate, number 30.
Our friends have been neutralized.
Dance night, please.
Why did he not just aim his gun in and shoot him?
All he had to do was just aim his gun in.
Why did he, like, he, like, refuse to aim?
All he had to do was just aim his gun in, bro.
he like sound baited him then tried to punch him bro just aim and then walk at it
you have to have you have to aim to like play this game you cannot not be scoped in and play
siege it's not cod i have to get it by i'm number one in three whatever it's on me i have to just
drop a nuke, it's Oregon. I'm playing like shit.
I'll backseat gaming, my mic was not on for that 1v1. I was just calling out and
everything I said was going to happen happened. I said he's going to walk
through the breach because trophies are rooted off, so obviously he's going to
walk through the breach and then my teammate just shits pants. Nick, take me to the back.
the area keep the bombs protected
can we need no subcontract please
yeah that was my bad
i thought i could catch the low tin hurt last round
i fucked it
That's not even he just had to aim and walk
The guys to get off a plant and like frat like he you're never losing that
Trying to be trying to do too much. It's all good. I mean, it's not a spot. Get ready to engage if I play better
get on the job
good boy
Oh, you're gonna fall for it!
Oh, you're gonna fall for it!
Nice.
T-Foo 1, it hasn't started yet, shut up!
Blast the good if I have get 10.
Sound whoring calls it skill.
Yo, pardon.
That's like the highest skill gap in the game, it's like using sound to your advantage.
That's like what makes Siege Siege, hold up.
That's like what makes Steve's seed, bro.
I got spotted by a drone.
No one's there.
I got it.
I have a cam mute.
No one's there, mute.
No one's there.
Yeah, stay mad, mute.
You're dog shit.
Mute up two and five class.
That's the guy that said I was recoil scripting.
Yeah bro, let me just not hold top main, yeah.
He's at the fuser thing? I don't know.
Let me just give up the most important spot in the game.
I don't want to risk it.
Let me hear you.
Got him.
Four eliminated.
Good job, bro.
Good guys.
Don't do it like that.
Don't do it like that.
Don't do it like that.
No, no one's there.
Mute, I have a cam.
He's like telling me to leave trophy.
Like, bro, I'll beat the brakes off you.
Wait, what?
This guy accused me of recoil scripting.
Then told me to leave.
Like, why would I leave?
I know they're gonna come here, bro
Yeah, I know no one's here currently bro, I know they're gonna come here like what I don't know one's right now
Chothick about I'm not gonna like give that
They're gonna bring shield
Don't care about the game, but I'm almost there months first time chatter get the scouting here
He's just jerking off openly. He's openly jerking off to the stream
He's a dumbass holy ego, I don't think you understand what I'm trying to say this guy
This uh
This guy accused me of recoil scripting and then tried to like get me to leave trophy
He's like I have a cam mute. No one's there. I have a cam mute. No one's there. I have a cat
Yeah, dipshit! I know no one's there right now!
They're gonna come! Shut up!
I mean, smokey, which is like the most important spot in the game.
And then, guess what? They came and I killed them.
I'm not giving that up.
And then it's on recoil script.
He's gotta go fuck himself.
Like I did if you're ass, bro. Not at all sex.
Ten seconds.
Jammer ready.
Five seconds to insertion.
I know she had a jammer.
Increase surveillance on bombs. On four hazards if you use it.
You're locating.
Shakan does 40 damage from 5 feet.
Wow.
He full on baited me.
He knew I was going to do that.
Twitch your own.
Twitch your own infreaser.
Oh, shoot.
Why P?
I thought he was 5 HP.
I don't know.
He was like 70 health.
I don't know. He's like 70 health talking about it. Oh
They're probably gonna push freezer it looks like and then
Because lunch
Check the winning streak and did it here, I think man
Three and four thorns, it's not gonna cut it. It's on me
Yeah, I did.
One friendly operator remaining.
All friendlies were eliminated.
Failed.
I can't think of a bottle.
Gidge.
Love and reassurance from Ireland.
Hey, thank you, bro.
Oh my god.
Speaking of Gidge, 18 minutes chat.
All time. 18 minutes until Tifu vs Smith. Mods, run the juiciest prediction of all fucking time.
Run it, Mods. Let me know when they're live. How are they live yet or no? Are they live yet or no?
Let me know, chat. Let me know. 18 minutes. 18 minutes. Cut. Negative 5 gets it.
Jinx, you let TeeFoo practice his aim on you?
Yeah, bro, I'm good.
Bro, I'm good.
I can hang with TeeFoo, bro.
Yeah, y'all got to see me in NoBuilds.
I'm dead ass good.
Guys, 17 minutes until TeeFoo vs. Smith, bro.
Locked in bro
You're good at being bad. All right, that's not a compliment
That it's not a compliment bro
Chai I need to eat food, but I need to order food dude
Chai to order food bro
I gotta order food, guys.
We had cute duos, fuck, I didn't know.
Uh, why am I on- oh, there we go.
I'm not ordering Arby's!
I actually like my ass.
I'm not gonna order Arby's and fucking shit my brains out.
no no bro no chat that YouTube video did get 20,000 likes so now we're gonna do
Arby's mutt bang next wait my controller died I'm not even joking my
controller died
bro when are people in myth gonna go live bro
when are they gonna go live bro chat we need to do stomping versus points and
Kava, Viserma.
Kava, Viserma.
I need to
Is that a AI?
Oh no, it was a
Lizzo scale I thought that was an AI for a second. I'm not even joking. What though?
Right those that AI that was a person
What the fuck is that
Watch FNCS with Ozzy, bro I can't bro, it's like-
Oh my god, that's not a pro.
Bro.
Ah!
Ah!
URGH!
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
Snap, bro.
Snap, bro.
FUUUUUUUCK!
WHY DID I KEEP TWO OBS?
WHY DID I KEEP TWO OBS?
I
Do now the blinding dude
Chat where is Tifu and myth? Where are they?
I don't know what that means Ken
I was making a little take another my content bro. I'd love to see rise on land chat. Where is Tifu and myth?
Where are they? They said eight
It's down to the battle royale game mode here right they haven't actually been able to make it to a finals
That's where they are. Oh my god. Thank you, dude. Just not the boot that changes nothing for me Ken. I
Don't know if you get it. Oh, I didn't know swing goodles with rise here. Like I actually enjoyed it man
They're gonna put themselves on a lot of people's radar
Like that, right? It's always about building an experience. Where are they at, bro?
It's not eight yet. Yeah, but are they gonna start at eight?
Like dude, I thought they were going to 1v1 at 8 and started like 7.
Where they at bro?
Chat, run a juicy ass prediction.
Run a thick ass prediction chat.
Guys, I'm banned on League of Legends for another 3 hours.
I'm banned on the League of Legends for another three hours.
Ba-za-ba-za-la-ra-ra!
So we get a piece and look like Weezys!
So lucky, lucky, lucky.
Yep, I got Swing Stacks.
Nate, they were in some water, Nate!
Yeah, I like Zero Builds. I think I'm good at it.
Chat, is that cop-cop-cop-sachor?
I feel like I'm good at zeroville cause my aim is good.
Like, I think I'm good at zeroville cause my aim is good, bro, get it ass.
I think I'm good at zeroville cause my aim and movement is good and my awareness and my positioning.
Chat, I think I have good aim, good positioning, good awareness, good movement, so I'm gonna just naturally get a zeroville.
He keeps doing the fucking like granite gate drunk with a five gifts and seven
Scra-da-da-da-da-da-da, you don't let me jump in a cage!
Bro, where's Tifu at?!
Tifu, I got bread on this, bro!
Alright, now we win.
Ran again. Ran again.
It's because little kids play zero builds.
It's not that, bro. It's just because I'm naturally like...
The only thing I'm bad at in Fortnite is my building and editing.
Like my aim is good, my awareness is good, my positioning is good, my movement is good.
Like bro, I think I'm just actually like a zero build prodigy.
I'm being fucking for real.
I'm not kidding.
Now that I cued Zolos and not Duos, I bet you I win.
Yeah, I learned this tech by the way that guy is sniping yeah that guy's in the stream Jesus
Oh, I didn't know you spawned into the gun.
I didn't know that.
What?
Okay, two friendly stream snipers.
Interesting.
Two friendly stream snipers?
Guys, I learned about this tech, the slide jump tech.
I learned it.
Well dude, my AR automatically goes to my first spot, the first spot, damn boy.
Who's ready to watch a Fortnite win?
Where are these kids at, bro?
Whoa, that sounded weird.
For real though, bro.
Where the fuck are these kids at?
See what I'm talking about?
Like my aim is daddy, you're such a naughty kid.
I know kitten, but daddy's just bricked up right now.
Like bro, my aim is so fucking good.
Get maths, it's fucking zero build!
You see what I'm saying, I just see what I mean, my aim is disgusting in this game.
I'm telling you bro, my aim is just fucking crazy in this game. Seriously.
Guys, wait, is there such thing as bots in ranked? I'm in gold.
Okay, I thought ranked had no bots.
I thought ranked had no bots.
My aim is fucking pro level. I'm not kidding. I have pro level aim.
So that's why I'm a skin flute legend, er, zero build legend, sorry.
I was thinking of the WAD clip.
Well that's why I'm a zero build legend because my-
Ah, this is awkward.
I thought for somebody to have a sniper, it had to glare.
I thought, okay.
Holy aura.
I thought, I thought for somebody to have a sniper, it has to have a glare.
What the fuck?
That was evil Fortnite, come on.
Bro, I thought they had to have a glare for the sniper.
Where is Tifu and Myth?
Where are they?
Like I'm getting impatient.
Where are...
Bro, I'm hyped.
I'm hyped by shit.
Drunk.
Think of it or five gifted subs.
C-O-O-N-W-Junk out of chat.
Did they actually cancel?
Bro, no they didn't. They did not cancel. Tipu and Mith did not cancel, bro. But they
did not cancel. Yo, if you search up Jinxie on TikTok, the first thing that comes up
is Hardar. Like, bro, that GTA5 clip is actually fucking AIDS. I'm not like that is the dumbest
shit ever skin flute legend yeah no I was I saw a WAD clip this morning bro if
I meet Loose I want to meet WAD God that's oh my god it's gonna be so peak
bro I want to meet WAD bro oh my god I want to meet WAD 25 game real thinking
terrible at game equals evil game question mark no it's it's not terrible
that game equals evil it's I thought for a sniper there had to be a glare but I
instantly got one shot
I thought there had to be a fuckin' glare.
Skin blue legend.
Oh man, Lozen Wad or like, I'm not gonna be kidding bro, Lozen Wad is the greatest duo
of all time.
It's- it's not even close.
It's not even close.
Leave the game about though.
Bro, is this Kylo Ren?
Or like, who is this?
Ja- who the fuck is that?
Is that the weekend?
Who is that?
Jon Snow.
Ja, I'm gonna be honest.
You guys can say I'm uncultured.
I, Jett-ass, don't know who Jon Snow is.
I've heard the name a thousand times. I legitimately don't know who Jon Snow is. I'm not trolling. I don't know who that is.
Game of Thrones. Oh, I haven't seen Game of Thrones. That's why I haven't seen Game of Thrones. I haven't seen it.
That's the King of the North. What the fuck? Bro, I've never seen it. I've never seen it.
All right, let's turn into a real skin flute legend and win this shit
I'm telling you about my aim is good.
I'm telling you, my aim is good.
of
of
of
of
of
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the timing is bad bro
You just have more heals.
Yeah, dance it up.
No stream sniping delinquent.
Stream sniping delinquent.
Stream sniping delinquent.
Stream sniping delinquent.
Stream sniping delinquent.
He only knew that I stayed because he's in the stream.
Fucking stream sniping fucking delinquent.
I had no heals.
He just had full shielding he's in the stream.
Anyone else would have thought I left.
Anyone else would have had a left
Guys it's eight, but where are they at like where all like where are they?
Well, where are they chat where are they they're not in here, bro
It's eight. Where are they at bro? Where are they?
kick in kick no they're not streaming in kick are they it's canceled it's
canceled what's why is it canceled why is it canceled wait why would it get
canceled how about just call me and we call them back
I'm sorry to everyone that has been waiting for this won't be one myth and I would like
Thank you
Unfortunately
Here's a fat fucking bald idiot waiting for us. I'm gonna yo yo bro. I took it serious like
Yo jackass jackass. I thought you were being serious
Like what is your fucking issue? They didn't cancel it cuz I'm fat. That's not doesn't make sense
Jackass I thought no jackass stop
What what what what yes I'm here yes I'm here oh my fucking god yes hi guys I'm here yes what
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's time.
Oh my god, it's time.
Oh my god, it's time.
It feels weird streaming, bro.
Damn.
This is crazy.
Yeah, bro.
I haven't streamed in a minute, bro.
This feels weird.
No, this is crazy right now.
We're about to do.
Wait, same room?
Fucking picture we just took for your shit. Oh, yeah, it was fire it wait same room
Wait double audio no no double audio no
No double audio
Guys, no double audio. It's first of fifty.
Have I fixed audio, please?
Can we do that, bro?
Have I fixed it? Oh, wait, how do we do that?
I'm going to charge my phone. No, no.
Chai, it's double audio, bro.
Now you sound good at discord.
Wait, is your OBS, Mike, as well?
Oh, my OBS, my OBS, my OBS.
Oh, my check, one, two, three, check, my check, my check, my check.
Oh, no, shit.
I was on the wrong side of the mic.
How are we doing?
Oh, it's going down!
There he goes!
Yeah!
Wait, is my mic bad?
Oh, fuck.
I think you gotta be your discord.
Oh, shit.
You know what I mean?
Wait, actually, is that gonna...
I mean, they're gonna hear...
Wait, they're seeing my mic...
My shit's ass.
Wait, what?
Only people are loud, so close to the camera.
Uh...
Oh
Echo of doom
They said turn us the discretion up with the first this position. I need to turn the
Auto
Suppressor
You were reading my chat the whole time?
No, no, no. It was my chat on chat and I was reading all about fucking the mic.
Thanks for watching.
Wait, so what? Yeah, so what is my mic sound?
I'm using this mic, right?
Okay.
Wait.
That's just...
Bro.
I got the Radio Shack mic, bro.
They said you need noise suppression.
No, it's depression
Oh, it might this shit might be on Gillette's alarm. I gotta fix that. I might switch that stream
Hi, bye. It's a lot. Maybe better wait for Chad
Hi, guys. Fix the stream. Yo, listen, bro. Chat. By the way, this audio is going to be chopped the whole time. Let me explain why.
Do y'all remember when Ron came over for Minecraft?
We tested the audio before we went live and it was the same thing and no matter everything we tried, it was cooked. It was cooked.
You can't be in the same room as somebody and try to double stream with Mike's because it just picks up the other Mike
Now chat. Here's the other thing, bro
They're in the same room same house. So they're gonna have the same pink
They're gonna have the same fucking pink
So like it's actually a fair game
Do you guys think myth is going to say Gige?
I don't have it.
Chad, do you guys think myth is going to say Gige, bro?
Hold on, I'm trying to invite you.
How do I, Brian, I need to ask you.
Hold on.
Chattis
We see if you can play
Guys, maybe myths should stream in the bathroom bro because of that audio myths should stream in the bathroom you think
Yeah, I did
We know you got that gidge
Guys, I don't have delay. I don't have delay. I don't have delay. I'm not I'm not I can't remove it
Mods shut these guys down
I don't have streamed in the mess and these moffers were three seven and give to me subs
Chat see who's so tough
Bros all retired and cool chat keep who's so tough, bro
We need to talk about though. There's a lot like we need to go over like we get a
Should I I'm you a discord. Yeah, okay
Oh God, the audio is going to be doubled, bro.
The audio is going to be doubled, guys.
I'm going to go over how we're going to do this today.
You know, let's switch myth.
But the first thing we got to say, Chad, we didn't even tell anybody this shit.
We did a no practicing truce.
Neither one of us practiced at all.
We wanted to come into this shit as as possible to be more accurate.
So we said no practicing we want this shit to be as authentic as possible.
I'm going to be on myth practice, bro, bro, you know, myth practice, bro, jeez had one
condition to accepting this one.
We won.
He said no turbo building.
Yeah, so we wait mid-side no turbo voting. That's not a bad idea
Oh, it's gonna be so bad oh it's chopped cheese
They said the audio is double wait guys, let me see you see he's sitting behind me and we're screaming like
Bro, they should have did the bathroom rig. That's what me and Ron did, bro
Yo, is it better if I just everybody called me the bad guy. I'm the villain, right?
I'm the villain, right because I had Ron in the bathroom now. They're in the same room audio's double, but oh, I'm the villain
I'm fucking Darth Vader
Yo
What y'all have to understand about my house is it's not L host to have Ron in the bathroom
and Dott says there is no other rooms, bro. Every other room in my house, someone lives
there. I'm not going to stuff Ron in my brother's room. What if my brother wants to goon while
Ron's live? Like guys, there is no other rooms, bro. Every other room is taken.
What would what would I put guys stop me okay, I'm gonna stop me. What's happening?
Turn the dress. Oh if I turn the threshold off, I think we're good
Yo
bro you stole my pc bro I don't know this turn off them they said to turn off
the noise suppression the one at OBS that we just put on oh shit should I
turn the noise suppression off back off because that's for like all right I
I turned the way suppression off.
I think I'm trembling.
We just want our mics to be straight loose, right?
Just wide open, fuck it.
Like white noise.
So like, how do I, so do I turn that off
of the compressor and distort it?
Yeah, like just, yeah, turn off the suppression,
all that shit, and just like have your mic just wide open.
Wait, there we go, there we go.
I think that's it.
Yeah.
Is it better?
is it better they said they said they can hear you now it's a lot better j-shox
21 is tonight I mean you're I mean you're facing like this is a directional
mic and facing the opposite direction the other side of the room so like jet
j-shox 21 is tonight bro there's so much stuff that's happening right now what
I like this rule. I like the no turbo build rule. I like that. They're in the same room with same pain totally fair
We figured a hundred might be too much. I got you to
Yeah
Plus like you're gonna
Tell Ron I'm ready when he is and Lacey they said they wanted a call. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready
Tell them I'm ready, bro
All right, bro. Wait, I don't even know. Yo, he's late. He's screen capture. Ron is late. What are they doing?
They're late, they're late. What the fuck? They're late. They're late.
Bro, I'm not missing this. I'm not missing this. I don't know how to do that.
Five minutes back man.
That was it?
No, no, no.
Yeah, this and the hit.
Horvey, yo.
Okay.
Myth, I've had a headset dance to my boy.
Hey, I'm gonna keep it an absolute bean.
I can't say shit, bro.
I've had some of the worst headset dance of all time.
The collaboration tonight.
Oh, but I think I closed that one.
Oh, fuck, I just clicked it.
Wait, hold on, let me join you.
Shit, man.
Oh, no, I wasn't gonna.
Oh, yeah, you're good.
There we go.
Oh, we got it.
Okay, I'm traffic sharing.
Oh, nice.
Fire.
Yo, I do not have a fucking headset net. Let's stop
Dude your shit is crazy your shit looks like a magnet
My shit cooked
No, not really yes, barely at that. It's just not that cooked
Your shit your shit looks like if you walk too close to a fridge, you're gonna fucking get sucked into it
Yeah, like we were gonna do like check the fact that it's up to 50 is so good the towers
Wait, is it build fight or box fight?
Maybe like a drum gun?
That's what I'm asking you!
That's what I'm asking you!
Is it build fight or box fight?
Zero prep work.
Bro, we moved this setup today!
We built this shit today!
Me and fucking teachers day
was we woke up at fucking 8am
and he had to run up all across fucking Florida
where I have monitors, fucking desks, PC, fucking analyzer,
the damn, damn, damn, all this fucking dodging,
the fucking, put this shit together.
And mind you, bro, this was supposed to be
the only way we could do this.
Is that XQC impression?
We got it.
That is good, bro.
Oh, God.
I was gonna go, bro, I'm talking to Tfue,
and I'm like, yo, you guys,
chat, what POV is better to watch?
Tfues or mitt?
What POV?
And I said, so you wanna run it,
And he said, yeah, how are we going to do it?
I was like, yo, we're going to put two feet in here.
Clicks with a 10 gifted, dude?
Shit.
Clicks real quick, real dirty.
Yo.
And that's it.
Clicks, 10 gifted?
Hold up.
Hold up, bro.
Hold on.
Clicks, don't you got like 30 mil?
Yo, hold on.
What?
Bro, 10 gifted.
But are you sweating your nuts off right now?
It's so hot in here, bro.
Hold up.
My AC froze up, bro.
I went into my condenser outside.
You get I like work literally like a froze. Yo, I got you. Let's go
Please give it to and I got you, bro
Don't spend it all into one place, bro
Then AC downstairs don't spend it all into one place. Well, it doesn't help that we got three PCs
They're just like
Jinxie, thank you better for the 20
I mean, we need to create a map to play on.
And we have a backup just in case, but if you guys have a better one, you should probably type it in chat.
Jeff, you see how I slightly mugged Clix?
Talked Clix, he got gift mugged. Oh my God. Oh shit.
Play for us?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Chat, because the thing is, if I start this, it's not gonna end.
Yo, chat, I've seen Clix, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
If I start this it's not gonna end bro. I cannot do this. I see yo we all saw the clip of clicks bank account, bro
Jack if I start this it shit might not end, bro
It's postures been three months are oh, that's not that long actually
Marked Marked Tuck Let's Marked Tuck Let's Marked Tuck Let's Marked Jinksy Higgs. Oh my god. Thank you boys
Tuck Let's Marked Tuck Let's Marked
Can I have beat by one you guys shouldn't be southern either because like who knows what I'm a stream again
Like I might never stream again. So like TV is so cool, bro expect me for this to be like the cusp of some great comeback like
Once we're done dude, I'm uninstalled for tonight. I'm after my PC off the back
Chat sad sad
No, no, no, no, no, no, okay. Okay. All right. Hold on. Hold on. This is bad chat
The thing is it's cute now, bro. This could get bloody. No bro, bro. This could get bloody, bro
This could give I'm gonna let you know clicks wins. No, no clicks wins. He wins. It's this this could get bloody
I'm not clicks you win you win, bro clicks. I know you got it, bro
I know you got it clicks. This could get very bloody. I'm not doing a gift for with you, bro
Yeah, I got this yes, I got this could get bloody, bro. I'm not doing that
it doesn't matter they said oh I gotta work it now much it's working we're
chilling yeah I don't even know bro you just said it and I forget it like I'm
I literally got short-term memory loss. I can't even
That's my last mute if we're being 100% realistic and both of them have not trained I
Got seafood winning this I got seafood. I got seafood by a mile. Have I stopped? Have I stopped? Have I stood?
I'd know no no no no stop
Stop stop like if we if we run this shit like class not
Build like if we do it like the og way. Oh gee. Yes, I take forever to get the 50 kills
It might take forever right
Oh, Jimo
Who wants a bite kitten kitten take a bite
Take a bite kitten
I don't know why I'm so hyped for this chat the last time I watched these guys won't be one was eight years ago on YouTube
Fortnight wait, what's this one for tonight? Oh, gee 1v1
Bro they want they told me to put on a skin like I don't even know
character we have to see who was most famous skin was Jonesy bro the Jonesy
Tifu was fucking aura bro bro Tifu is such a four-night legend bro it's like
bro Tifu Tifu and ninja were like undeniably two of the most influential
Gaming creators of all time like a dead-ass dead-ass bro. How many skins do I have?
That's my last view. That's my last view. Yep. Yeah
Already these skins rare
Damn, I'm down in the deck. Wait are these no, that's my last view
I'm working on
Fuck! I had so many they put like, bro they put like 40 fucking skins in my account!
I'm looking at him! Who the fuck is that? That's Jessica!
That's Jerome! That's Rebecca!
Fuck!
Chad, Tfue never bought a skin, right? He never bought a skin.
Guys, last minute I swear. OG ball knowledge, Tfue.
Remember he never bought a skin ever in Fortnite and then they gave him the NFL skins and he
got pissed?
Do you remember that clip?
Dude!
Do you remember that clip?
Wait, why does he look different?
What kind of clip are we doing?
OMG!
OMG clip!
We got two, like...
Classic clip.
He never bought a skin ever.
What's up?
Should we do this, Matt?
What the guy?
I'm...
What do you got to do, Matt?
Damn, look at Mitt's name.
Saj.
None of these motherfuckers have played this shit. Let's be honest. Look at this name, bro. That's actually sad
damn
Wait, they're saying oh geez. Oh, and these kids which I'm gonna turn it down
Turn down a little bit. I'm gonna call Ron. I'm gonna call Ron. I'm gonna call Ron. Turn down a little bit a little bit
Where's Lacey at bro, where's Ron and Lacey they're late as shit, bro. They're late as hell
They're late as fuck
Wait, you got a rock and OG skin too, you got one on right?
Yeah, you got one on right?
Yeah, they're late as shit.
So, OG, damn, yeah, no.
Yeah, they're the same as I am.
I'm adding Ron and Lacey.
Well, give me that word in the clip, Sarsha.
I mean, I just got to rock this, but...
I think you were straight up running the job here.
I don't think it's more than fucking putting Jim here and helping it, right?
This seems to change my umbrella.
Man, I'll give a fuck about the umbrella, bro.
Check it out.
What the fuck is that gonna do?
Wait, I need one more thing.
I need the sight, bro.
Dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I need the site bro.
Dude.
Yes.
All right.
Rod, let's do this shit, bro.
It's fucking time.
I know.
I'm actually high for this.
I'm high.
I'm high.
Same room.
Same peeing, bro.
Joppa, I was here, y'all.
Let's fucking do this, bro.
This is the most.
It's gotta be the most legendary moment, bro.
Bro, they're doing OG tilt.
This is so peak, bro.
Dude, what do you got, bro?
What do you got?
I bet on you run look at mits name bro sadge sadge aware
Wait, what's his name? What's his name? I can't see it
It's I miss day and hams, bro
Yo, let that shit go bro. Let that shit go
Geed large run a pre-dict who wins T4 myth just so we're on the same page
It's up to 50. They're not doing turn build. I got T-Poo wrongs. Got T-Poo Lacey's guy
I got me see you got me I got me
Me can we act clicks
Me back to me at clicks
Each each rock I clean this home
Brother this is I this is actually cinema
Having tea boo stream again. It's just actually cinema. I know I know I know
requirement.
Let's go.
ะ?
pilgrimage.
oh my god.
ikka.
yeah.
So the last time they played was eight years ago and myth one, right?
I haven't played in eight years. Hey everyone knows everyone knows
He's right. He's right. If you some bullshit tactics, bro, like it was bullshit. It was his bullshit. Yes, bullshit, bro
40 he's
He literally a fucking
Bro, that's just how the game was playing. Yeah, she now
If you chop your cringe
He was the FCA of 49, bro.
Yeah, that's out.
Yeah.
Like, it was a little bit.
It was effective, but it was cringe.
Effective, but cringe.
All right, who do you guys got?
I'm in.
I got a giant guy's audio.
Hey, God strike me down in my chat, bro.
Hey, you got seafood.
Let's go.
My chat's got all their points on seafood right now.
Wait, so they're going first to 50?
Yeah.
Yeah, this is about the last five hours, yeah, you think bro? Yeah, you know myth care is so hard
I know he does yeah, I think that really wants to win and I don't know if TV wants to win like I don't think TV cares that much
Live wait what what?
What the fuck is he doing?
What is he playing?
Wait, it's Maya's mouth, Joe.
Wait, what's going on?
Oh, it's an epic partner?
Hmm.
You seeing this?
Oh.
Electric gameplay right here.
Absolutely.
Nice.
Let's go, dude.
Let's go.
Yeah
If it goes to 50 clicks how long is it gonna take like an hour
No, no, no, bro
Because a 50 for them isn't like WP and killing right? I think it's gonna be like five minutes around
No
It's a two hours
You should be the rap you should go in there is a rapping
I should be in this bro like I'm a legend in the space to go
Oh, the real question is this bro is Smith gonna rip G. G. Or not like is he gonna rip it if he wins around
That would be such a legendary callback, bro
He's got a hit of nothing beats a classic
Like I'm done now now now let's get a parlay going on who gets the first around here. Oh
Oh
I got I got a thousand on me. I don't know that whoa, huh? What yo bro?
I got I have gifted subs that is that a doberman. I have a doberman bro chat
That looks like jazzy look wait jinx. They were locked on her get the yeah. Yeah locked. I got to use a lot
Yeah
I can't love anything because I choose teeth bro. I locked. Oh man. I like a lot of gifted on mid
Me too. We do. Oh my god. It's starting. We started
Okay
Fuck! This is so gonna be so hard!
They're doing no triple builds!
Yeah, they're doing like, individual builds.
Bro, it's ass!
What the hell is this?
No, bro. It actually feels like
they're being broken.
Yo, check. Can I have my last one?
What?!
How do I check?
What the fuck is going on?!
Hey, what? What'd he say?
He got him a monkey!
What?!
Oh
Wait, what do you mean a show like a like a show I had a tiny baseball card. We spent we just spent $20,000 on cards
You guys spent $20,000 on just trying to get that show hey card. Yes. It's worth like 10 million dollars
Oh
$20,000
Yeah
Hey, bro, it's not gonna hit dude. Why did why did they do the author mad?
The first time they were in was good. They got what bro. This is no turbo. It's actually cooks, dude
Oh, they're loading like a real game right now
Just go to like plan a fitness or any time
Why we can't we're not we can't go to public gyms Lacey
You know that national Lacey day got moved to February 30
Okay, okay, I said that you know, there's random people loading this map right now
Yo, why are they not playing what's going on?
They're looting
What are they?
What are they?
Wait, what's going on?
Sonia, why is he farming?
Oh, yeah, he's going to Nats.
Oh, this won't be bad.
We're just going to put him in the house.
Hey, what's the matter with you guys watching?
The fuck is this?
I'm watching Teethman.
You're just adjusting your sense in live time.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Oh.
I'm watching Teethman, bro.
That'll be you.
Who's got the bad POV?
Alright.
Hey, but if you kill, do you respawn?
What are we going with?
No, you don't have any Nats in mind.
What are they doing now?
No, I didn't...
Clay, this is...
Just fuck it, bro.
Oh shit, they're forming out money. I'm seeing it. I didn't know I
So they're not gonna have the same loop
What
Oh my god, I'm a fucker.
Wait, is there still balting like climbing Lacy?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, there is, but they can play a map where you can save that.
But can they be this able?
Can they like, can they mental build?
I don't remember like chess pawns. Like it's actually been that long.
I actually don't know.
You know what's actually crazy though is we're looking at this like DMV stuff, bro. This is,
thinking about back in the day.
We were better than this
You decide
Just got miss God lucky that he ran at the summit and that's just a true story. It's a true story, bro
Now that myth was like number one in wins, bro. Ron. Come on. Yo, yo, it's like respect errors, dude
Respect eros run. Yeah, I was 20 19. Yeah, there was 29
Point lead dude, what are you saying?
What guns you got yeah, but I think once they lose they oh my god
It's like a fucking watch pad with C4's again, bro
160 there's some there's some manipulation going on right now
You actually have to like 15 second
Is it like that?
Is that cope cope cope so warm?
Hey, but there wasn't sprinting back in it. They need to say yeah
You spawn this mad to be fair this is real OG because you would loot and then meet up, bro
Whoa, whoa, what was that?
What was that?
Have you looted it?
It's not his.
It's not his.
One out.
You're talking with the same lady.
I'm taking that.
I'm taking that.
That was me.
I'm taking that back.
One out, motherfucker.
One out.
What?
Whoa, what the fuck?
One out.
You're not getting out.
Where's the rules, bro?
Did you loot all this shit?
What?
Did you loot all this shit or what?
Loot all the dollars.
I'm wasting fucking money.
Why does he keep calling them a monkey?
What are you talking about?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck, Lacey?
Whoa, he said it.
It's not me saying it.
Bro, I look he gonna.
Bro, isn't it crazy?
They see the upstairs.
It's a $10 million coin.
I know.
I know.
I fucking tell them to see.
I'm gonna fucking show you how Johnny guard.
I got a lot of lucker.
Dude, I think T2 just wins by a mile, bro.
Yeah, clicks, clicks.
Wait.
Uh-huh.
question bro and I asked lazy this but like didn't tfue play comp longer than
myth like didn't he yes the opposite no I did not I said myth played the game
longer that's not true either like what's happening bro after tfue quick
playing builds myth was still streaming every day playing like like hey no what
This is the Loot Pool, what?
Playing this game when it came out also.
This is pretty about OG shit.
Teeve was like, Teeve was playing Grand Finals,
like real, like FNCS Grand Finals.
Yo, we need to pick.
Teeve was under me in the Grand Finals.
Like, yo, he's a real gamer.
Bro, but like,
We need to get constant checks on Miss Loot Pool, bro.
I'm not kidding.
Why?
Bro, because of the C4 launch pad incident.
Like, bro, we're not.
You can use those.
Oh
Yeah
Son it's an og 1v1 he can use
But bro, here's my question bro, how are they gonna do this because are they gonna have different guns
I
Think they need to restart because you could see where they're lurking and like oh mit does he lurks and billy
He starts like cranking above
But you can see the name through the wall and bro. Oh, we just turned sprints off
Yeah, I feel like I'm walking though
bro
Extra she wants to join
Is that fun? Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna add all see to brown fuck it. Let's go
Let's yep, let's get everybody
Do we get faxed in here too?
Yeah bro, get faxed in here too, get faxed in here too.
I'm gonna show you what's up bro.
Don't fax it in here Chad, don't fax it in here.
Yo X, what up bro, what up?
You guys, if I can thank you for the invite.
No, thanks you see.
So man, how's it going?
15 minutes delay.
X, it's in, it's in Tilted Towers bro.
This is literally the spot.
Yeah, but what is the 1-2-1 though?
What is the 1-2-1 normally?
No, actually see, do the thing now please.
Can you just do it once?
X please bro, do the thing.
Come on.
and then what classic classic classic yeah what is this the fucking
Yo, Ozzy, what about the way?
Oh, it's happening!
Ozzy, who's your prediction, bro? Who's your prediction?
Oh, I got no idea, man.
I mean, this even fucking starts, I guess.
Only thing, dude, is like, the non-joke building.
We need to help them get a nap, bro,
because they can see us through everything.
I'm not gonna lie, dude.
No, no, it is. It is.
Bro, I'm gonna give them settings, because I'm so bad at it.
Like, I thought I was like giving them one and half.
You're not a shotgun?
Bro, I'm gonna say it, bro. You have no respect for the arrows, bro.
This is respect Ron like this is the stulture
Okay, you want to know why you know the truth, okay?
I mean honest as a fortnight champion like myself. Yeah
Let it go bro, please
Guys
tf was barba the better of gen 2 and anything else, gen gp. fuzz is like as Home Ok Nutta
estan being he'd rebut changed
he never ress ๏ฟฝ liked that
bro but he is the thing and let me know what i'm over restarting here clt's and honestly
to bro cus yall follow Fortnite like to this day yo click chifu was a innovator for his time
Ninja was an innovator for his time like now
For that process followers now they all do the same shit people was an innovator man. He changed the game
Was gonna be fat ladies on places in the call
But what do you think then one and two because you know please did caught a world cup more than tissue like I do you guys think
Please wasn't good at that point either. Yeah, please just like this
Wait, they're going
of the rap they're warming up warming up warming up okay shit in my head I was
just glazed in clicks because of like what time we consider like well gen one
gen two where's the cutoff think about gen three and how lacy changed the game
Yo, nice. Produce the thing.
We're talking Fortnite and who changed the game, we all know it's Peterbott.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, bro.
Oh, bro.
Oh, bro.
Yo, here's my question though.
Guys, seriously, Tifu literally showed the world how to infinitely farm mass.
Play the clip.
He did the math cancel thing with the pickaxe.
Hey, Tifu was a fucking innovator.
Like he said, who invented the code?
It wasn't Hamlin's very come on man. You guys don't even know you guys
It wasn't Hamlin's it was Alpha cord bird come on
It was Chap and say bro
Legitimately in clicks ask yourself this too guys you guys have to respect the arrows because what did y'all invent?
What did y'all?
What was that?
No, he's not rushing.
No, he's not rushing.
What?
What?
I'm sorry.
No.
I think I know it was just the best one.
You had him.
Like, bro, I had something to do with it.
I had unknown where the best players in the game.
Yes, this is true.
No.
No.
I mean, seriously.
No.
For what I can see, yes, it was in the fault.
Chaka.
I can't wait.
I got out of the XTC, though.
I want to hear the final.
XTC, if you have to pick, who was the best player all the time?
Who was the guy?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Who is the best one out player all the time?
Who is the guy we can play with?
Grab the vocals.
Okay guys, what's that?
You guys are not gonna like my answer.
Okay.
What's your answer?
Okay.
I generally think it's either Ninja or Tiffy.
I don't give a fuck.
Wait, it's so fair.
It's not.
It's because they dominated their particular era
and not only in terms of popularity,
but it's just a performance for a long time.
And that is what a goat is.
How much how what a Dominic their own perspective era or respect an error?
So the the gap between ninja and seafood to everyone else
There's never been a bigger gap than that
He just like a fucking Madelo respect that shit
I don't know how they're doing so back in the OG days you had to like loot it up and then fight and then like go back and
Reload every time they put it all they're putting multiple weapons like are they not gonna get the same weapons
Now if you die
This you get timer they drop they lose it it supports them to find those
Yes, right. Yes
We just got to wait please
Okay, guys, that's about to make grand oh
Guys, what's your favorite fortnight moment of all time? I have my
Drake and the ninja collab
You got a bandaid?
Bandaid?
My expanded just a classic.
Classic.
Classic.
Okay.
Okay.
My number then is a ninja with the lawyer joking.
Classic.
Wait, which one?
Which one?
Wait, which one?
What?
Okay, really guys, let me.
Really?
Wait, which one?
The lawyer joke.
Really?
Music.
You know what?
I don't want to be tricky in this because that's actually a tricky one.
I got a practice.
Is it one of the first cricket moments ever?
Are we good enough?
Yes, X, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln.
I like Lincoln.
Hey, Ninja pacifiers.
I want your baby seven.
Oh, Rod, have another classic.
That's a big one.
Rod, have another classic.
You got misfeed.
Oh, that is a good one.
That is a good one.
That is a good one.
Bro, there's a lot, bro.
Four nights of legendary game.
That's a win fight.
Yeah, what are they doing, bro?
They have the gold pump and another gold stack.
It's just sitting there with this pump out!
Oh, that's a classic, man!
That's a classic, man.
Hey, bro! Do the stinky one!
Run! Come on! Do it!
Do it, bro!
I'm not doing it, bro!
Run! Do it!
Do it!
Bro, no, bro. I'm not a fucking animal, bro.
It's a classic, bro! It's a classic!
Do it!
That was a good one!
Do it! Do the stinky thing!
I'm doing stinky things.
I'm doing stinky things.
The other guy, I'm doing...
No, come on.
Bro, you need that energy, bro.
You got energy.
Yes, bro.
Come on.
All right, I'll do it.
If Jixi hits, there's a ball right by your side.
No, no.
You can't switch it, bro.
No one bequeathed back to me, bro.
This was bequeathed to you.
Oh, man.
This thing is...
Man, man, man, come on.
No, no, no!
All right, all right.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Man, where are you at?
I'm carrying all my fucking memories.
guys wrong, that's a rude guy
he's just
no idea
sorry, I'm back, my back
you bitch lagged, you just hit the sprikey in my chest
doing the sticky in the arm
that's gonna be fair, that's not fair
that's gonna be unfair
what was the answer, I'm here, so what was the best clip
what were you saying, best moment
best moment of fortnite
I don't know
I saw this the other day
and I watched his live, it was when Nikkei Thorn
that one. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Like this. But didn't the kids? Hold on, dude. Do you guys? Yeah,
people just started talking to him, right? Do you guys know the
clip where the kids like Ninja? I'm big fan of you. I'm big fan
of you, Ninja. Do you guys know that clip? Wait, hold on.
I did not I said ninja. I did not let's not do this
Like I'm not I'm not gonna have somebody say pardon every time I was not a debacle. Yo, so wait, what if you think I said
It's one of the worst base ever
Thank you. Thank you. It was not so it's not it's not funny
Was boring like that. Yeah, and then when you go slow motion. It's like everything sounds weird
No, we slow down it's so bad. It's almost anything will sound like it but even on so much
What yeah, see look at run run love this
Yo
When we go frame for frame, that's it.
It's not, life runs, that's it.
It's the real thing.
Anything?
Um, Jose Valencia, thank you for the two.
Nigger.
Oh my god.
That sounded very inappropriate.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't laugh at, it's just so out of left field.
I'm so out of left field.
I've never heard that clip. Oh my god
That is so out of that field I've never heard that happen is that real
Is that real?
There's no way that's real there's no way that's a real moment. Oh
My god, what the fuck?
Bro, it wasn't even deniable. It wasn't even like debatable. Oh my god, I've never heard that. When did that happen?
I've never heard that. I did not know that. What the fuck?
The end game, I'm like a post game, I was crazy.
That was good. That was funny.
Wait a minute, have you heard of Naja, the player or not?
Okay, okay, can someone link that I don't want to play it again, but like I just want some context of what was happening
What is that I need context of this bro, I need actual context of this what is this
He read a donation
Let's get JC, but let's get JC
We'll be funny the second time every way that
Guys, what's up?
We're arguing who is better, stable or not or a naja?
I'm not going to pronounce that guy's name, because my chat's weird.
What?
What?
What?
Bro, I'm not going to say that.
Like, dude, I'm not going to say that.
What?
Wait, what?
Who?
A nage?
A nage?
Who is that?
Naja.
No, naja.
Yo, I'm not.
Who's naja?
Oh, my God.
No, this is a classic, this is a classic.
Back in the day of play games, usually do this.
I know this is because they double-loot the boxes.
Oh.
You know, it's really good.
Yes, it's one way or the other, stop it.
You guys have an idea of the format
that you guys will argue like it, right?
Okay, every gun should have like a tier, right?
Like one, two, three, whatever, right?
And they just want it with a random loadout
at each corner of the towers.
With guns that are equal, but not the same.
And it does it over and over again.
Thoughts?
I will say this are we not already like fake OG's here. This is not how tilted towers used to go you had you
Exactly is facing each other. This is this is yeah
Do you take fall damage to the impulses those impulses are not yet
There's no fall damage in this map
That's even what okay, what?
Definitely is number one
Here we go here we go guys
Okay
I swear in practice I swear he practice he said he has
He did a truce okay shit, maybe
here we go. Here we go. Here we
go. Okay. First one to 50. This
is literally legacy on the
mind. Who do you have first
round? Uh, I know my goat,
bro. He drank. He popped him
up. I know my go. Who here has
nothing? Who here has nothing?
So I don't even know. I got
I got people for sure
I don't know the notebook building she's so much over building on table a hundred percent, but
Why are the rest of the old G like lobby screen where you would pick your game? It was so simple
Yeah, it's too complicated now guys. I don't need to pay homage bro pay homage to the game
You think he's playing the fucking plate player. I love that. This is OG bro. This is what it's about
What's the point in turning it off?
Is there any way to turn this shit off?
What's he trying to turn off?
Dude, he's trying to turn off the player tag.
They got to redo it whole thing and all.
My names and hugs.
But isn't that actually getting OG to play ground?
I swear in play ground, you can see the tag too, right?
Yeah.
How about that?
There's only play ground in the bandage.
You don't even have play grounds, no?
No, I didn't get it.
I don't remember that.
Where is HUD?
I think in play ground, you did.
Maybe I'm tripping.
Oh, install.
Just play.
It's like player.
I don't think they thought people would care this much.
So now they kind of stop it like happen to make it a big thing wait
Well the g is when they didn't even any seasons no seasons, but don't name just whatever cuz you can just trace somebody through a fucking wall
No, if you have their name, yeah, oh yeah
Our thanks did you play oji oji were you like season zero?
Yeah, I play I played in the in the big up when they paid for the streamers to play the game
No, I'm happy to play for free
Wait, what's for tonight? Oh, it's free classic classic
That's not the cat is yet. Okay. Jixie say the clip then bro cuz I am the clip. What?
What game is this it's a sport night. It's free. That's the clip. That's the entire clip
He ain't got you there. I'm like, oh
Yeah, I'm not gonna actually go on the phone. I think for the real real shit for tonight dates. I should do that. Oh wait
Bagging bagging days for that was gonna be for good exploding every was my fortnight and if you made it go online
I need to play football now with it.
That is real shit.
Man, these were not a right.
You guys remember this website slash app called Game Battles?
Do you guys know what I'm talking about?
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Game Battles were really big in COD,
but when Fortnite blew out, you could do game battles
of kill races, and you could wage your like $5,000 on that.
It's a three cents per battle, JTL.
Yes, it was so far.
If you could do that now, that'd be stuff.
Game battles, too.
That would be a lot of wage rings, oh my god.
That would be stuff.
Yeah, same with like on the hub, you live on the corners.
Huh?
because they don't need to be liable for a bunch of a lot of rates with some
shambiz-er.
Fortnite Friday was a classic, yeah?
Yeah!
Classic!
Dude, please.
So they're stalling, bro?
Like, this is-
They're stalling for AdMoney.
I'm seeing it.
We said it, we called it.
No, I don't-
Yo, why do you have the difference between me and this, bro?
I don't think you can-
No, they're about to reset.
No, they're about to reset.
Oh, God, no.
I mean, this is just like, we have wallhacks, bro.
Bro, this doesn't matter.
No one can ask.
Oh, God, that's all I have to watch.
Yo.
Ah!
Oh, no.
Are they leaving?
Are they leaving?
That's no.
I try to find a way in the settings.
You can't do anything.
You can't.
There's nothing in the settings, man.
Bro, honestly, I think YOLAX matters.
No, I think it matters.
You can track them through the walls, Tim.
All right, man.
You should just play the first tilted map that they had
where the guns were just on the ground.
Oh, I know, I know.
Yeah.
I'm mad at them.
Bro, you should not know where someone's fucking
Gamer tag is chat because then you just line up your shotgun with their head and you you kill them bro
Okay, you just drop down on the the towers off
Nothing, it's on the corners with guns like all the all
Let's see let's be honest this post to getting really mad and saying bad things about you
Okay
Why is everything what you mean?
Guys love and positivity please man
Okay, okay, can I do we're gonna do OG stuff here who was your like who's your most underrated og creator?
I swear CDN, bro. I need that guy to come back.
That was not underrated.
That was not underrated.
Now underrated. Now underrated.
Bro, you are kids now, and I swear no one's saying CDN, bro.
Bro. That's why no one would care.
Okay, I have a legendary pool.
Dekotan.
Does anybody know who Groovy Mack is?
What the fuck?
Yes.
Groovy Mack?
Groovy Mack used to just smoke a big ass joint in Play For Me.
I swear, I used to.
That's how I got forwarded.
How old were you?
I was like, whatever, before they came out on the ball.
My mind's fine Dr.
Even though they say
Stingy
Smoking doobie
Yo yo yo yo
Oh my god
I am not a Stingy
Stingy
Stingy was the OG of OG
Yeah
Yeah, Stingy's a good one
I energy in the game
Bro, I'm gonna be honest
This guy wasn't underrated
But C-Day, the YouTuber
He would always wear that same skin
With the yellow mask
I drew you're a fucking idiot
No
Air-drawn
Like
Fucking moron
Wait wait wait
ever was dead or though
that was the guy up in the Delaware Glacier
this tree owns
mods band marshal now
band marshal now
I know like every fucking dead or clip bro
I used to get high as fuck in my junior year of high school and watch devil or rage
Compilations in my marine biology class with my one of my best friends max every day
It was I would die laughing. It was the greatest shit ever
And different from pro-playing forever. Yeah, I'm not
TTS
I'm gonna leave
I do I know like bro. There's not a single Delor clip. You could say that I don't know
Honestly, I don't know how to save them
People say those had evil for tonight. No, no, no, no Delor had evil for tonight
Delor had it. Let's while we wait. This is never gonna start. Let's watch down
while we wait for this is never gonna fucking start I'll show you the exact
video I watched when I was in high school I would get absolutely baked my
junior year of high school with my best friend one of my best friends max we
would watch Delaware Rage compilations every fucking day in glass while we were
high.
BEFULLY LOAD!
MARCH!
PAN MARCH!
YOU'RE NOW!
This is the greatest streamer of all time.
This is the greatest streamer ever.
Period.
I mean this.
I
Yo, this video has brought me so much laughter, bro
Hey, bro, he was actually good like you would always get a lot of kills and stuff like appetite
God, I love this guy. Bro, I would do anything to play Fortnite without our one time.
Okay, I think it's the tree clip, I think. 21 kills, see, he was good.
I died because...
I'm out, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Oh
How do you want me to get in there?
Yeah.
There's no room in here for you.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
Wait, he said Gitch? I don't even hear him.
There's no sound effects, bro.
We need a screen share or something.
We all watch the same people at the same time.
Like this is like...
I need something between...
I need something between...
I'm not kidding.
At the same time, like, what's mid-start?
I swear he has turbo building on or his practice.
That was way too clean
Or maybe he just used to play like this all the time
He's probably like lost
Yeah
See who's the aim is crazy like guys chill chill out
Yeah
Even a stay corny look at him on height look at my night
Oh even take time to see if he's got it. He's got it. Oh, oh the ramp. Wait what? Oh, yeah
I got you. They don't say anything
Oh no, he's taking height miss on height
he's gonna be so weak
he's gonna be so weak
okay he's gonna have one to one
this is gonna take forever holy shit
we're ramping out on everything bro
Wait, Tfue just said G'd. Holy shit.
He's been waiting for that for 8 fucking years. Oh my god.
Wait, I want to see Tfue stop. There's no way it's even half of his myth.
Actually good. Oh wait, what?
Wait, wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Guys, this is OG. He's on.
This is OG, guys.
Oh my god. Wait, is this a lab?
What's happening?
Yo, done.
He showed the reset button.
He showed the reset button, bro.
We're sad, we're sad, we're sad, we're sad.
There's no way this round counts. This is too troll.
control I think I don't know what the fuck is going on I think this counts no
he's like reset like a mom or a okay I don't want to be that guy I feel like
I'm out of my here was he through the aim not being that like what's not yeah
Yes, oh my god, that's why I'm so confused, okay?
I can't believe it!
Oh my god!
He practiced!
Missed practice!
Missed practice!
I just saw Miss...
Right, right!
Aim the corner and tap!
Missed practice!
You guys, did nobody else see his print right there?
I saw his print.
What the fuck?
Did you guys see that?
Exactly!
Oh
Yeah
Okay, which one?
T4?
Winner PV?
Winner PV?
I don't know, I'm just going to keep swapping.
I don't know.
I don't really know. I don't think it matters.
I'm watching Ozzy's perspective.
Yeah, I'm Spreecher if you want to say the same thing.
Spreecher is pretty good. So we're all in the same thing.
Yeah, I'll see you there.
I'll be on the exact same thing.
Oh yeah, I'm down to do that.
Oh, wait, T4 is warming up.
Tfus warming up. Tfus warming up.
Oh shit. Do you think Tfus on turbo build? It doesn't look like it.
It literally doesn't look like it.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh shit, W added. Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
There's a way better than this build. Are we sure Tfus on turbo build too?
They both are, okay.
Yes, they said they're both on turbo build.
That's turbo build. That's turbo build. He's fine.
Drum gun chase. Oh my god.
Oh shit.
What was that?
I'm gonna cheat. Oh my God.
He's overdoing it now. Yeah.
No, he's not.
I think they're evenly matched enough to where this could be really close, though.
Which means he's gonna go for a 4.
This is not a real match.
That's far.
That's the shit you win the next you know
What do you think to the right?
Oh, he's got him
Oh, shit
Oh, did he just cry?
Bro, this Tommy Gun was so fucking broken
Oh, it's actually cheese, it's actually cheese
This Tommy Gun was broken, bro
It's like an LMG machine
SMG, like that shit's stupid
Nice, dude
And this is so much damage, too
It's like a SMG machine
It's like a SMG
Damage to
The best
Yeah, you've used this shit in world, didn't you?
He's gonna hit the sweet spot, he's gonna be a little bit tipsy, then he's gonna get drunk and he's gonna be bad.
I'm not gonna get good at that bad.
Tifa won't get hammered.
Wait to experience.
Wait to...
Oh my god!
He's got it!
He's got it!
Bro, it's the aim dip.
Miss, miss, miss, wait.
We got a tiny one god no that was a clean shot from you though, bro like
Oh my god, he's spamming his ult.
Oh my god.
Are they going to jump in?
They're going to use them.
Just use the drum guns.
Wow.
This is fucking hilarious.
Do you guys think he's going to rip?
Nothing beats the classics.
rip nothing beats the classics
oh god
yes
holy shit
yeah we gotta get to 50 bro
we're gonna be
lowkey clicking is gonna be hitting us up for fncs
after we're done with the 50 piece
i saw a tiktok that you have a tic
sorry
my bad clicks i'm sorry bro
i have a little bit of watching them
nah
i think we all do
Take every great
Yeah
Close man it is close
That's no drum gunning through there like he was not spraying. Yeah
That's a great gamer I've ever encountered and streamer has some forebought as a badass
Like bro, it's how you become a great gamer, bro
That's a
90s are good. Yeah
And miss the getting was this weird
No, no, I like fucking almost DC percent I'm good. I'm gonna go good. Let me keep
I kind of want to see him drop the drum guns. I serve you so much more fun
to get something in me.
I don't want to try everything, Loki.
Skot was eating it.
Wait, he just said they might put the drummies away, bro.
They might put the drum guns away.
I mean, I wouldn't say no.
Bro, it might take even longer than if it's just me.
Oh, no!
Oh!
Oh!
What, baby?
Just jump on it, man.
Jump on it.
He's so long
He's moving
You pick accent and then go and teach him in your in real life
That's you're not 30 right here 29
I
Love my guns
No, I'm not a good one. I don't think you're 30 on Google
Also, that's not you know what though my favorite FTC was when it was a shotgun
with the small
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Bro, missus spraying with the Tommy.
Get rid of the Tommy, bro. Come on. Tifu's doing it right now.
No, but miss using it more. Miss a metagamer.
He's spamming. Miss a metagamer, bro. He is. He's a metagamer.
I think we dropped the Tommy's.
That's what we're doing?
So what are you doing?
He's dropping him too?
Wait, Tifa has a beer runner.
Did you see that check trip back?
Tifa has a beer runner?
What the fuck?
Oh!
Get me there!
What are you doing?
The sky, motherfucker.
No, that was crazy.
Tifa's so full.
Tifa's so full.
Oh my goodness no
Drop the Tommy's and let's do this man. Come on drop the Tommy's
Oh
You got one too!
Wait hold on you got one too!
X!
Is it my fault?
He's a disease of shame!
I like that man!
Get hit!
Get hit!
It's getting serious!
It's starting to get a little wilder now.
Here we go.
Oh my god he just launched that back in the day.
They're not even on 10 out of 50.
This is...
Oh
Yeah
Okay, I didn't know that I didn't know that if he's still playing you can tell this is like
If you get mad enough, it's not using it you guys if I did boring ways that's coming as shakes like it's just what it's just
Who we have it true true true?
Yes
You think a gun there provided nice just just just walk away. So you think you're gonna complain. I know it
Wait, what's he doing? He was just right now
Yo crazy take here, but is T2 over building like bro just spray he's one health
No, he's one of you.
Yeah, he's one of you.
He's got Tommy too.
Just spray.
It might be awful.
It might be awful.
All right, I'm locking in.
He's overbuilding like a motherfucker.
Get him another beer.
One health.
Dude, but I started to go like Tommy got in my-
Dude, he was cheating.
He's using a Slime Star.
What?
Fuzz.
Bro, it's not even about that, though.
It's just like they both got Tommy's,
but I think Tommy's promote spraying.
Like, I think we should just like chocolate Tommy
all together.
Missing those set you could tell us since it's so high just let them of them those finalize to relax them true
Yeah, I miss own a pixel it's been a fucking month where is he at?
Bro, where is he?
Where
It's like Batman
Okay, this is my grandson. Oh my gosh. What was that?
Wait, wait, wait, Ozzy, as in OKIS, that guy?
Yes, correct, yes.
That guy's a Rocket League pro, right?
Or no.
Our cod, he went to cod for a little bit, now he's back on 4.9, he just called a grand
his first season back.
Who's he playing with, Ozzy?
Uh, uh, Xander, who's like decent, but he didn't get like full like boosted carry.
I think of Ozzy, that's what I'm thinking of.
Oh, he's back.
What are you doing?
Yeah, he's been coming down there.
Yeah.
Let's get spray, bro.
Let's get spray.
Oh, he's above.
Oh, he's so high.
Where'd you get a shot?
Wait, watch what mid-shot.
Let's see what he does on low ground.
Yeah, I've seen nothing, bro.
Look at this.
Nope.
Let me guess.
Chop?
Classic.
Do it.
Ron, Ron, here's some hostility here, bro.
Are we, like...
Don't pull him in?
Yeah, bro, I don't want to see him fucking win.
Ron is a certified hater, bro.
I want to see Tiefen win.
Yeah, I want to see Tiefen win.
Yeah.
oh my god
this is close
I think I don't shit at four night but I'll be honest bro if she was an
overbuilding he'd be winning he was now he's spamming just spam with the time
Yeah
He's getting control of it though. He's starting to get better. He's looking better as a guy
Yeah, no team is actually sitting on high
Oh, they take high ground!
Missed the bobbin, miss the bobbin.
Double A's, oh, he's trying to break me!
He fell off, he fell off!
Tommy in, Tommy in!
Oh, nice!
You fuck?
It's about to be a bad gun though.
He's sweating!
Yes!
Let me kill him, let me kill him, let me kill him, let me kill him, let me kill him, let me kill him.
Why are you on my team?
I don't know how I feel about this, man.
I don't like this, brother.
The Tommy's man
Tommy's like the best gun of all time
Yeah, that was season X that was crazy
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't...
I can't run.
This is a McQueen is fading.
Nice, a man that's a nice man.
I can't run.
I actually can't run.
Okay, now I have another chance.
That was brutal.
Yeah, he kind of just goes to land.
He shook hands.
He shook hands.
Those are right.
They're jeep.
That was good.
That's the AI.
Okay, that was the AI.
The front is done.
Okay, McQueen is fading.
He's fading fast.
Now, Tygu's gonna win this.
Tygu's gonna win this.
Tygu's gonna win this.
Can TPU get four wins in a road chat catch up
Or no myth figured out a tactic when TPU sprays us to get a quick pump out bro
Mid mid section playing pretty well. I don't know you don't hear wrong. He's playing pretty well
Hold on hold on
Well right now
Holy shit clean shot
How bad is this gameplay compared to like a modern pro? Like how bad is this?
Hahaha
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Yes
What?
Yup, 200
What?
No
Oh my god
Yo, that was crazy
Yeah, I was trying to not fucking ask
Bro, what?
I'll be completely honest, I don't think that was me at all
That was God hitting me that long
What?
I can't even take that one.
What did you say?
Well, basically, it's crazy.
That was crazy.
Yeah, but watch this thing.
Alright, I need a lot of the info.
We're gonna fucking a thousand ohs.
This is bad.
A thousand ohs.
That was crazy, bro.
Come on.
All the antics.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Man.
I'm pretty watch right now.
I'm pretty watch.
Yo, that was nasty.
That was actually nasty.
Oh, so you said that like that was crazy and so.
But it's so good.
Michael I chat is this even worth watching I'm about to start crying
Yeah, I don't want to see that I don't want to see this bro. It's like watching my goat just get like
Just like watching stable or no no like lose FNCS like last second like bro. Why like that like losing a hundred point lead the problem
Nice bro nice that was a fun one actually that one was like
I can't watch this.
I can't watch this.
Yeah, yeah, that won't work.
He just killed him and then it just was a squabble.
He's just like big bro-ing him.
This is actually a change, mate.
How many are we ever up?
I'm not even kidding.
Is it 14 to nine?
That's what, 28?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We should change up our loadout now.
We can get back to the second time.
This shit's like, yeah, yeah.
We should change up our loadout.
What do you want to know?
Where should we go?
You can pick whatever you want.
Wait a minute.
This is a big deal right now.
Let's see.
What should we use now?
I just, I don't know what it is.
I just I don't know what I want to do like a circulating loadout, bro
I think you should go to the ages way better than the errors
True eggs true
Shotgun the whole last time the double pump is in here based on the show
Oh
Yes
What does it mean different FPS what do you even pick up here like actually honey
It's a quick you double pump on this man. I want to see this guy
But
And it's alive
Wait a second
But a crap
And I understand I understand they both have it they both have it yo bro myth. Let's call it what it is bro
He's the S.T.A. watch your night. He's go a myth is a metagame. This is a metagame
Oh brother. Oh brother.
Mickey no fall damage.
Oh brother.
McQueen I miss you.
No, I'm telling you, Jifu brings us back with no drum gun.
It just promotes spam, bro. It just promotes spam.
Yo, look what he's doing. This is already still spamming.
Yeah, but it doesn't have the same effect.
Atami melts wood. The AR doesn't.
Yeah, that's true. That's true.
Like Atami, you can't even build with Atami.
That is such a deeper, deeper.
What was that?
Atami's age.
McQueen's age.
I mean...
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, I see it.
Oh, nice!
If you get a point, if you get a point, come on, bro.
I fell over.
I can't see it.
He just fell four times.
I don't care.
Please, hello.
Wait, is he going to cut him down?
Oh no, he's going up.
Oh, he's going up.
OK, wait.
He's just wide.
Oh, no, he's wide.
Oh, see if he's got the shimmer here.
Keep it, you need a better angle.
Big pump from Peter, big pump.
Oh, Mike.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, yes!
They're close.
They're close.
They're close.
He's 47 miss
Yeah, these fights are way better now, this is a fight this is a fight. Yeah way better, but way slower this
It's gonna take forever, but
I
Because you can spam with the AR but it doesn't melt the wall
This is legit bro miss wins this I can't say shit
I'm still having a great time.
I'm still having a great time.
I'm still having a great time.
I'm still having a great time.
There's only four kills lying.
There's only four kills lying.
There's such a long way to go.
They're going to 50.
This is true. This is true.
This is true.
Myth is on 360FPS.
He was up 240.
Just saying.
Oh, the key!
Yeah, I can't say shit.
That was a grant for me.
Yeah.
Mithy's literally on 240, you're just coping.
No, bro, he just changed the mid-round.
He's coping, bro.
Yeah, true.
Yo, they could have sold out the MagnaSpray garden
with this event, low key.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha.
I mean, this is going to fit me, viewers.
I'm sure I'm worth it.
This is going to fit you.
The total pounds, 1v1.
Yo, Mithy, you've got to stop taking those chunks.
I know, it's fine.
Should I coach him?
Oh, he's down by 5.
Oh
He keeps choking the doubles when he has them under and he's like panicking man
Mickey
I think with no Tommy see who wins this convincingly bro, I think he wins this convincingly with no time
Look too fucking good, bro, I was chopping my body
I was going for time for the job down immediately
They just chop each other they just chop each other fuck it like like I just I hate gray area like if there's chopping everybody chop
Fuck it. That's what they're doing good. Yeah, that's good
Jason the wheel on boxing the cards later
Bro miss double edits are stinky. He's been playing recently a hundred misnames play like way more
Okay, Jixi I mean burr. I don't want to be that guy
Dude stop
You be playing I've heard you be playing zero bills
The truth my aim is incredible
We drop it's three to one drop the time is three to one this is pure fortnight like a our pump period
Wait, are you fucking kidding me one guy?
I'm good.
Okay, I'm looking at you one guy.
Someone said they're playing the 50 total rounds, not first to 50.
They changed it.
Can anyone confirm that?
Cause that's very much.
Wait, so the title, say it.
No, look at the title, look at the title, look at the title.
So that's first to 26.
Someone said they changed it because of how long it took, but I couldn't.
No!
This is how I do.
This is...
Cause only just have a hard way, even if that's the case.
I think you're getting one guy.
Cause they would have been more clear about that.
They're gonna be way more clear.
At least.
Somebody ask you, Chad.
I need Keynes, I need Keynes, I need Keynes.
Chad is that true?
Because guys if it's best of 50 it's first to 26.
No, no, I mean, no, I think they say, oh yeah, 50 rounds.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, this would then...
You feel anything?
Oh my god, I'm not.
I'm just so hot.
Wait, Tipu's drinking and drinking is it?
What?
Yeah, that's what I was saying earlier.
Tipu's going to lose because he's drunk.
Oh my god.
Cold, cold, cold, cold stuff.
Oh, brother.
Yo, guys, what are you feeling?
Let me tell you something about drinking.
This is my department.
She drinks every day.
He's that drunk from a modello, guys.
Not a drinking boat.
He needs to go up again.
I think he's alcoholic.
And he hasn't calmed down in this city.
She drinks a pro drinker.
A modello is like Gatorade to the sky.
I'm not kidding.
Have you seen Ron Drinker?
Jeezy, have you seen Ron Drinker?
I was just about to fuck him up.
One beer, bro.
One half, one match, and he was just gone.
Like, actually gone.
What the fuck is he for?
Modello is crazy.
He's a Gatorade.
Like, that's why we drinker.
you would actually be drunk right now so I believe that
I don't move your mouth
yeah
I'm down to pop a miter if you want some to you buddy
I got a miter right here I'm gonna put this down my throat real quick to celebrate some of the good old days
that's right
Tifu's looking kind of sweaty now
guys it's over
we don't have to why it's over
there's no tie it's over
I say a bad word
I think you showed that in the first part
yeah I think that part
I think myth is on release on
and Tifu has it off
we're getting into this situation
let's see if he can get into this
steady check
I think myth is on the low key
I'm watching myth vs Tifu with my friends drinking
drinking I just need pains right now in life
it's a big move oh
oh my god
what now jigsie what now jigsie
what's your cup of tea
it's glitched through the cone is that a
yellow he yelled on his own
what do you mean yellow what do you mean yellow
that's yellow that's yellow you mean you make it yellow
when you like combined in it what
what the fuck did you do what the fuck
you say what does that mean what does that mean
I'm gonna let that phrase be the case I'm gonna be honest
I'm sorry yellow yellow
Like
Redacted, but Tifu's head was above the cone and his feet were back on the cone. Yeah, that's like that's a good phase
Yeah, oh where did love
At one point X you see supposed to be a part of it aware
Why?
What was that I've been lost to be a part of our little thing going on
Okay, I thought you're part of the list is what you meant. Did I know you're on there? What was
Why would you even pickaxe there?
Pickaxe.
I'm coming!
Oh my god.
No, no, no.
He's doing the voice lines, yikes.
How, how, how...
Oh, yes!
Oh, man.
Pickaxe, bro.
Fine kill lead!
Okay, okay.
It's over.
It's over.
Wrap this shit up.
Oh, brother.
If he was a bombash dog, he wouldn't kill me.
He's spamming his oil.
He's spamming his oil.
What the fuck?
He's spamming his oil.
Stop it, bro.
That's not the saying, bro.
I'm not gonna put that on the car before you get a bad blow not get a coffee before you go to bed, dude
I don't know the sky. I don't know. I don't know practice for sure
It is like lovely practice T1 and this is just weird. Oh, yeah
Look at me. Wait, wait
He did his side coming around bro. Wait, let me play it. That was awesome. That's the one shit
This is not cool
You know
You're telling me if seafood posted a YouTube video they got 10 million views phase took 80% of the revenue
I'm gonna keep it up. That might be the worst fucking deal ever. I'm not in shit. That's a fucking scam.
What the hell? 80%? That's it. It's not right. That's it. It's not right. It's not cool. Like it was. That's what it was.
People don't have that. Do you think he wins it? He's gonna be it. Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna be a great win.
Oh. That's a wrong clip. I advanced.
See you on the Thursday pod y'all.
Oh my god.
It's the light going into the corner.
I hear a fucking air conditioning in the back.
It's making me mad.
Who's air conditioning?
Oh my god.
Kevin, you got yellow in here.
No, no.
Yellow.
And it was all yellow.
Your skin.
It's all yellow.
Shit off
Hey, hey turn TS off right you know that mean you know that mean
Yeah
Yeah, I'm it does it what's with rivet
I'm on
$10,000,000 car downstairs waiting for us though. Yeah, I don't think that's how to do that yo, bro
I don't think that card is gonna be there. I think you should take three hours
Is that actually what it's worth what's the what's the best card you can pull right now there's
someone right now that says if you pull the 101 he has an instant out of $8 million dollars yes
okay i'll go to ask does that shit get you excited there like i've seen some of the
You won and lost
Chat I understand tonight's a happy cool nostalgic night. Where's own a pixel bro. I
Texted on a pixel. I believe eight or nine days ago
See how I dodged six or seven eight or nine days ago, and I said yo bro. Where are you at?
And he said I'll be back soon
like bro where it like what does soon mean on a
on a what does soon mean on a i would watch his streams every morning when i woke up
what does soon mean you said soon a month ago where's he at yeah rough couple weeks
of dixie i'm back i'm back what's happening
jixie i don't watch bro i don't fucking watch watching tfus like watching messy brother just wash
They're just watching the mean verse messy. Yeah, that doesn't even make sense, bro
That literally doesn't make sense
Bro, I'm gonna be honest messy
Statistically messy had the best world cup
Only since that matters is winning yo messy team was like not even a top five. It doesn't it doesn't matter
They don't have the trophy
I'm just saying bro. You can't say message watch when he had like this
Lacey did you know the main a month ago?
I became a Lameen Finn in January
You met Lameen Lacey. No, I got you. I got you. He did not meet me. I saw the
Okay, Lacey, here's my question.
Who's Spain's best player in the World Cup?
Who wasn't, bro?
Do you even know?
It was Rock 3, not even close.
No, not even close.
Let me not know.
No, it wasn't even close.
You don't know the ball.
Goals don't equal goals.
You know everything.
You don't know the ball.
You don't know the ball.
You don't know the ball.
You think goals equals good.
Dixie, if goals equals good, who's going to win?
Or Messi?
Messi, Messi.
Oh, but I thought goals equals good.
I thought goals equals good.
Let's see, which is more goals, dumbass.
What does more go?
Who's more game play total you stupid fuck?
Does it matter?
Does it matter?
That literally matters!
Little gamesy.
LaMidiaMall does more on the pitch than just score goals.
He creates opportunities.
I'm saying the best player on spade on the World Cup was Rodgery by a more...
No, it was me.
If you disagree with that, you don't understand the board.
If they didn't have LaMidia, they wouldn't have won.
If they didn't have LaMidia, they wouldn't have won.
the most impactful player on that team.
But even more is a selfless player,
Messi is a selfish player.
They're both selfless.
What do you mean?
Yo, yo, yo.
Like me with disintegrating their defense
by just being and doing the thing that he needs to do.
That's crazy.
Yes, yes.
Let me respect that.
Respect that.
Andre was the best player on Spain.
Everyone knows that.
He best player, the best player for his team was Alex Salar.
Alex Salar was the best.
I had a Tommy gun, but I'll get the job done.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know what to do.
If if the medium or if it's any penalty kicks as messy on my soul, we would have no rules.
That's true. That that is true.
But he's selfish. He created the penalties and let his teammates take him.
Let's do it.
Don't be mad, bro
Had a really had a really do click very well
They were close
Pessie is a non-existent insult to Lionel Messi,
the greatest player ever.
It's just stupid shit.
Yeah, you wanna know why it's non-existent
because he didn't make any penalty goals.
That's why.
Yo, when can I leave the North Bay?
You missed every single one.
Yo, I missed the North Bay.
I went with the North Bay.
So this is just rage bait.
So I'm not doing this.
How can you call Messi Pessie when he can't make a penalty?
The guy's 39 years old and almost won the Golden Boot.
Like show a little bit of respect.
Who did it?
He was 39 years old and can't make a penalty.
Show a little bit of respect, please God.
He's 39 in almost won the golden boot
Yeah
It's a team sport like he can't just it's a team sport, bro. It is teams. I know
I know what it is. I know this you're mad at me. I'm gonna win the balloon Dior. That's what it is, bro
All right, it's okay out and door. It's
Ballon d'Or
It's not top five contender for Ballon d'Or like that's like yes, I love the mean give all but like he's not even a top five player for
I'm gonna puke on my setup
35 I guess how old is the mean of all?
Yeah, it's a team award
Let me know.
Let me know.
Let's see.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Everyone here's talking about Ballon Dors.
Do you wanna know how many Messys won?
Do you wanna know how many Messys won?
How many?
Messys won eight, he's won eight.
And no one's ever gonna break that.
Do you realize that?
No one's ever gonna break that.
Wow, so he won it.
So once again, Messy wins a selfish statistic.
He doesn't win a team, he can't, he didn't win.
Messy doesn't win.
He gets statistic awards, bro.
He won team awards too.
He won four UCLs.
He won a Copa America.
You want a World Cup?
I said, y'all want a Rob Farrow Cup.
Oh my god.
Rob Farrow Cup.
He didn't Rob, you see how it's built.
He's the best ever, like you guys.
Well, he loves it.
Watching football five days ago.
I love Lameen, but he's too young.
And he still has to go through time to get tight in it.
Yes, bro.
You're going to tell him you need to show the test of time.
Yes.
Bro, there's only two people who want a World Cup trophy
at their age.
It's Lameen Yamal and Mbappi.
And bro, I tell you, Lameen Yamal is going to be better
than Mbappi.
It's a team of war. It's a team of war.
It's like, you know what I'm realizing?
Yeah, what?
I'm realizing that Jaycee's low key, high key alarm.
Like, he's low key.
He is. He is. He only knows.
Yo, he actually has TikTok football knowledge about this.
It's crazy, bro.
He probably just studies all the TikToks
and then brings them to stream.
Oh, oh, man, she's just missing that.
Bro, just relax, bro.
I don't know what to do in this situation.
I know it's range, babe, but I can't work it.
I guess I can't.
It's not a safe base, not a way to go back.
So I have a question.
Is Tony Cruz better than Messi because he has more UCLs than Messi?
Yeah, I think so.
Is Tony Cruz better?
He has more UCLs.
Does that make him better?
No!
Yes!
No, team awards don't mean everything.
That's the problem with dragging team awards.
Yeah, but you can't compare team awards.
Messi has eight million dollars!
He needs almost 19!
He's got 40 story on his phone.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Let me think of something.
Messi looked good on bad teams and Lamar looked bad on good teams.
And that's a lot to say about him.
Not true.
Yeah, Lamar looks good on every team, Max.
Yeah, Lamar looks good on every team.
We all just look like office workers.
He's right football.
He's right.
We go for a night, man.
We're talking about football, we're trying to win his history right now.
Yeah, this is more important.
This is bigger than Ronaldo.
This year, right, we're walking around the world.
I agree, I agree.
We're playing for granted.
Brother, this is over.
$6 per person and we're watching you for free like a month
22 I need a minute. I need a minute. I need a minute. I gotta go out here. Yo
Team awards bringing up team awards. Okay. Here's the problem with bringing up team awards
It's Tony Cruz better than messy because Tony Cruz has more UCLs than him if you say yes
I'll slap the dog shit out of you. It's not even same plan
individual awards. Messi has eight baton doors. No human to ever walk the planet will ever
surpass that. Period. End of story. Close the book. Team awards. It's like they're great,
but the problem with the whole team award thing is like all of it because there are
a lot of Messi fans who understand like his greatness and his magnitude into the sport.
The problem is, there's certain Messi fans that I don't like that are like, where's
Ronaldo's World Cup?
It's like, bro, we're stooping to their level of intelligence, bro.
You don't need to bring up a team award.
Messi has eight ball indoors, bro.
Like, Messi averages more goals and assists per game than CR7 in his career.
Messi is more productive on the field than Ronaldo, period, end of story.
Stop bringing up team awards, we're stooping to their level.
It doesn't, it's a team award.
If we go off team awards, you're saying Tony Cruz is better than Messi.
That's the problem with team awards.
It's stupid, bro.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
Messi's the best ever.
He has eight bottom doors.
Like I'm pretty sure it's just RageMate, but it's like nothing what they're saying is
even correct.
It's not even right.
It would be folded into a pickaxe.
Tell me.
I'm buying that.
Who's buying that?
Who's buying that?
Come on.
He's holding it.
Yo, Ron.
Jigsie's so...
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good
Two shots!
That's the goal right there!
Who has the game?
Okay, okay, okay.
Shots on goal are not a result of what's wrong with the team.
Not what my team is fucking more on it.
Not because of the injury.
No, no, no.
Because I know the idea!
Because he likes to play some games!
This is the voice of reason.
If LeBron James was in the NBA Finals Game 7, he's not only shooting the ball two times.
I can't.
He's gonna take the game through his own hand, and the mission is to knock the ghost!
Oh my god, it would be a better analogy to say attempts at three is not a fucking fucking
fucking, like what?
We can talk about this.
You see, one of us sits on a chair with his legs on the fucking chair at the half of
the way, like no, bro.
And you throw the fussy ball and you're playing four fucks to read them as you're eating three
push-ups and you're putting a fucking ladder.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
What a fucking ladder, and still...
So they see, if Messi's not the goat, who is the goat, Lacey?
Who's the goat?
I didn't say I don't think Messi's the goat.
I just said that, rewind, no fucking rewind,
high-fives fucking rewind.
You just,
the minion mall is better than Messi right now.
The minion mall is not better than Messi right now.
He is not, he is not.
He has a, he has a world cup.
I would say Messi.
The minion mall is better than Messi right now.
Yeah, but how many World Cups has Messi won?
How many?
Who pays?
How many?
He won one, so I was saying Messi's on the same scale.
I was fucking like,
no it's a hot take man,
as much as Booga right now.
I
Looked the bad on a good winning team and that is terrible
Watch the game. It's not gonna be proud of it. Watch the game if you think
He's not a little but the best he is literally in the MLS. You're a stupid motherfucker. You're a stupid motherfucker
Messy's literally in the MLS. Okay, so you realize he got a billion
Dollars
He got a billion dollars
I would join the MLS too! You think Messi couldn't play in Bolsa right now? I'll knock the pits out of you! I'll knock the pits out of you!
He got a billion dollars!
No shit, he's in the MLS!
The guy had 12 gold contributions in a World Cup!
And took Argentina to a finals solo!
No shit, he's in the MLS!
He got a billion dollars, you little kid!
Shut up!
You can put Messi and Borsa right now. He's the best player on Barcelona right now
Wake up and smell the coffee, please
You're gonna piss me the fuck off
Messi can play in Borsa right now if you disagree you don't know ball get out of my stream
He had 12 goal contributions at the age of 39 and dragged a mediocre Argentina squad to a World Cup finals.
I'll beat the brakes off you!
Messi played in MLS, you got a billion dollars, dumbass!
You stupid fuck!
You don't think Messi can play in Barca?
You're dumb!
You're dumb as shit!
I
Think he's ever on there at least ever talking to you ever again, I'm gonna be honest like I'm pretty sure this is it right?
But I don't know if the French it's over
This is like this is like religion for Jinxie
Why did he go to a worse league?
Because he can't compete at the top league.
They want to be poor because he's fucking rich now.
He's already rich.
He has a fucking family.
He can't compete at the top league anymore.
Oh my God.
He went to the MLS.
He got one billion dollars.
That's why he went to the MLS.
He got one billion dollars.
With a B.
I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this rage bait bullshit tonight, bro. I'm not doing this rage bait shit, bro. I'm not doing this rage bait shit, bro.
I'm not doing this rage bait bullshit tonight, bro.
I'm not doing this rage bait shit, bro.
I'm not doing this shit.
I'm not doing this rage bait bullshit.
Farmer League, Farmer League, ban this cop sucker.
Ban this fucking cop sucker.
The guy got a billion dollars to go into the MLS.
You wouldn't go into the MLS for a billion dollars.
You wouldn't go into the MLS for a billion dollars.
If he has to be in a farmer's league,
League, why did Messi drag his nuts on everyone he played against in the World Cup besides Spain,
who was a fucking super team? Why? Why? If Messi can't compete, why is he, why is he dragging?
Yo, you realize this guy would have won the Golden Boot if there wasn't a fucking third place game.
in Bobbets in the prime of his career, Holland in the prime of his career, and
they're getting mugged by a guy who's 39. Show a little fucking respect. Show a
little respect please. Oh my god, show some respect. It's like, it's like, did you
guys that watch did you not watch the football that he played the guy scored
91 goals in a calendar year do you conceptualize that no one's ever gonna
break that record ever the guy scored 91 goals in a calendar year no one's ever
gonna top that ever the guy won eight ball indoors no one's ever gonna top
it's over guys it's over none of these records are getting broken ever bro it's
over man nice shirt you're stupid of shit I love
Lamingham all I said this 20 times I love Lamingham all bro I love Lamingham
all I love Barca it's I'm not gonna sit in the call and get rage baited about
fucking messy for the whole time so people can get their fucking laughs off I
I've watched this guy since I was eight years old man. This shit means something to me
I'm not gonna get fucking rage baited for a laugh
And then I have the chat rage baiting too. You don't know what you're talking about. You have no frame of reference stop talking, please
Stop talking. It's
Extremely disrespectful to discredit a 39 year old man who lost a World Cup finals and dragged a mediocre fucking team to the finals
With 12 goal contributions at the age of 39 the guy has eight bound doors
91 goals in a in a fucking calendar year show a little more fucking respect pal, please
Wake up and smell the coffee. I say it all the time do it
The guy is the greatest ever
I'm not gonna sit here and get rage baited and act like I'm having a good time that shit's annoying as fuck
That shit's annoying as hell
It's it's disrespectful. It's extremely disrespectful to a guy. That is literally what football is
That's what football is bro. That's what football is is Lionel Messi
Pesty lost his golden boots to him Bapรฉ
I've been waiting to ban your ass for months.
Peace out.
Messi lost his golden boots to Mbappรฉ because there's a third place game.
Because there's a third place game.
Because there's a third place game.
Because there's a third place game.
Because there's a third place game.
Like I legitimately think 90% of the people who watch football have never touched a football
in their lives.
Have you ever touched a football?
Snipe me out.
Type.
Type.
Have you ever touched a football?
I'm waiting for you to type.
Type.
Have you ever touched a football?
Have you?
If you have not touched a football,
do not speak about the sport.
Please, please, please.
In Barpe's prime, it's not even close to Messi's prime.
You wanna know the closest prime to Messi's prime?
It's Messi's second prime.
This isn't glazed, these are statistics.
The closest prime to Messi's prime ever
is Messi's second prime.
You realize that, right?
Wait, wait, wait.
Ending in YouTube. Ending in YouTube. Here, I gotta remind motherfuckers. No, no, no, no,
Well, I don't even fucking care.
I don't even care.
I don't even care, bro.
He's not 39 in this. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes.
He's not 39 in this. He's not 39. Yes, I ended on YouTube
91 goals in one season
Let me say this again. So your your brain can clock what I just said
91 goals not in a career. No, no, no, no in a season
91 goals in a season
91
Two ppl have to go to the front, open the penalty for Alexis and it's on the side of Barca
Barca becomes a target and then hits the box
No, he's not running away, he's running away from the point that his arm is about to fall
no penalty for Barca, no penalty for Barca
Oh, no, he's lost it, he has an overhand shot
he's far ahead, he has two ppl
he's on the front, he's on the back, he says go inside, he's on the back
and it's on the back
halves
three tapins
high vibes, read the room
high vibes, read the room
high vibes, read the room
high vibes, read the room
I'm not, like, I'm not in the mood.
High-vives, read the room.
High-vives, read the room.
Go!
There he is, maybe the third of March,
maybe the third of March, go!
He's in the cellar.
He's in the cellar for Messi, Messi, Messi, go!
He's in the cellar, he's in the cellar for Messi,
he's in the cellar for Messi, Messi, Messi, go!
I'm crying, it's literally all tapens.
You realize tapens is skill, right?
Like, these little kids, you realize Tappin's his skill, right?
Tappin's his positioning, awareness, and understanding how the play's gonna develop.
You have to position yourself correctly for a Tappin.
A Tappin is skill, bro.
Like, my head is going to fucking explode.
I'm literally gonna lose it.
A Tappin is skill.
A Tappin is literally skill.
Yes, Barra!
Oh, baby.
Was that a tapin'?
Was that a tapin'?
Merci encore de Lรฉo Messi.
Agรผero, la remise, pour Messi, la frappe.
Et voici cette ouverture du score.
Merci, merci.
Merci peut-รชtre pour un doublรฉ.
Merci chez les Mids, c'est un hรฉros.
Et voilร , le ballon est rentrรฉ.
Messi.
Et le contre-plie par fait.
Samba Messi.
Do you understand this is the work of a god like this is the work of a god bro
Hi, guys, I'm going to, um, I'm gonna punch you square in the fucking jaw, bro.
Like I'm gonna punch you square in the fucking jaw.
So let me explain football because 97% of the people that are commenting on football have
never touched a ball.
If you are a striker in a lineup and your team physically never has the ball in the
attacking third of the opposing team, you will be a ghost.
He is a striker in a lineup that is getting bent over a table by Spain.
What do you want Messi to do?
Do you want him to get wings and fly to the other net, grab the ball from Rodgri and then
like he's a striker.
they're getting battered. That's how football works. If you're a striker and your team never
has the ball in an attacking position, you're never going to attack. He's a striker. He's
at the top of the lineup. He's not a striker. Mods ban him for lack of intelligence. I know
Messi's not a striker. Messi's naturally a right wing, but in the World Cup Finals,
played striker like that's how you sound to me right now farming farmers
He said last year, when they lost against Barcelona, but still went through in the Champions League,
that it was the most beautiful loss of his life.
Tonight is certainly the ugliest loss of his life
Next question
Yep, next question
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not going to work out this year and Lemenya Maul took it, but maybe, you know, maybe he
could win the league he's in next year. You know, I mean, it's pretty easy league he's
in now. So he should be able to win that one.
I'm going to fucking kill you, bro. He was given a billion dollars, man. Of course, he's
in a shitty league. He was given a billion dollars.
He couldn't get it done in the World Cup, so he could win.
He got a lot done in the World Cup.
He took a dog chip team to the finals, bro.
He got a lot done in the World Cup.
But they didn't win.
So I'm saying maybe he could win the MLS.
I might not, if I still lose.
I don't, guys, I don't think he cares about winning the MLS.
He won eight battles over us.
I don't think he cares.
I don't think he cares about winning the MLS.
I don't think he cares about winning the MLS.
Yeah, the Minimals 19, you ignorant fuck.
Of course he's gonna play for Barca.
You ignorant fuck.
living the most 19 is in the prime of his career. Messi at 39 could start in Barcelona
right now.
Anyone who wants to.
Well he did.
Well he did.
He can't.
He can't start in Barรงa right now.
He can't start in Barรงa.
He did.
He couldn't start in Barรงa but he had 12 goal contributions to the World Cup.
Make that make sense.
Did he win?
So for him, so for his World Cup run to be validated, he has to win, he has to win.
Stop saying Messi has four champions when his first one was with him on the bench.
Ronaldo, Messi at Champions League is like comparing me and you at 4-0.
You're reading a chat. You're just reading a chat.
No, I'm not. I'm not.
Who was the other team the one? Who was the other team the one?
And, Jace, you want to talk about statistics. This is statistic.
Sure, Messi had a good statistically world cup, but he played the worst teams out of any team that made it into the quarterfinals.
That is true.
He had no competition.
Yeah.
Messi had no control over Ronaldo drawing Congo and not topping his group, or else he
would have played Ronaldo in the quarter-finals, but Ronaldo's fucking dog shit, so he drew
Congo and then did the bullhorn.
Leave your man!
He had to play out here!
He would have a fucking hat or it!
Guys, where did he stick his hat or it?
It's all about the set-up card you dealt and how good you performed.
Messi literally did fantastic with the card that he had and the thing that he had.
Yeah, and he did nothing.
Yeah.
He couldn't win.
They had, like, two shots.
Lamein didn't do nothing when he had all the opportunities over and over again.
How is that?
I don't understand.
Rob, I'm confused.
Is it like World Cup or bust with you?
What do you mean?
He has to win for it to be that way?
I'm just saying, if we're actually looking at it, and I'm not kidding, I'm not even trying
to rage rate, not trying anything.
I don't really know much about football, soccer, whatever you want to call it.
We're actually looking at this woke up the mania mall like in Spain fucking carried the woke up
They deserve the win now. We look at Messi's last world cup. I'll be honest with you
It was a fucking it was lucky bro and Bob. They should have won that woke up if his teammates
We're just a little bit better that day. I'm just being honest, bro
So I'm just being honest all right
Here's a couple of things you need to know let me be more has a super team in Bob. They has a super team
Messi does not Messi is the team
Achievement and it's a super team
That's right. That's fucking rage base. Oh my lord
If the media mall had the schedule and they played the teams that Messi played he would have had the same stats
It's not better than messy
The media mall you're saying if the media mall was on Argentina and they swatched rolls with Messi
Yeah, they're saying a lot place. Yeah, you're saying he would have what bro?
Yo, he had one goal contribution in a World Cup man on a super team, but he had one goal.
Lacey, Lacey, what do you think was the most impressive thing about Spain's World Cup?
Like what one thing, one thing, what do you name other than the medium all one thing then?
No, it's the fucking defense bro. That's why you're laughing so hard brother.
Every time the medium all has the ball, there's three defenders in front of him.
That's three. That's three opportunities. It might not be a statistic opportunity,
But when you have to put three people in front of someone,
it's on the football team.
That creates opportunity.
Lacey, we got to stop acting like Messi is even the best
player in the World Cup history when Mbappe is a better player
in every metric in only three World Cups versus six.
Are you some jabgedy-be-team?
Go to his screens.
No, no, it's Mr. Champions League.
Mbappe's Mr. World Cup.
What is Messi?
That's that dropping six goals at PSG?
Like, come on, let's just be real, Jinxie.
It's just me fucking real messy would be messy would be considered mr. Football because he has eight thousand doors
Here's the thing you're saying oh this world cup mean everything to messy yes it does because he's in the mls
That doesn't mean shit. He has
Everything
All my fucking god, let's see. Let's see. Let's see those brothers dealers. Anyway, he's uh, uh, just play a run
I'm like I understand have a laugh for sure. This is starting to become bullshit, bro. This is coming
Okay, okay, Jinkz if it helps they did say they're gonna stop at 30 so you got two more rounds of this if
Missed one's wins it's over. They're stopping at 30
Getting long about it
and one long up.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
But you guys are already in Asia for no reason.
The true answer, I guess, is time.
Only time can tell.
What about rosters that are losing?
What about rosters that are not as good
and Sally performs?
What if Lamine actually stepped up
if his team was inferior?
Absolutely not.
Will he in the future?
Maybe.
Time will tell.
So Lacey, here's my first question.
Spain can see the end.
Spain conceded way. This is it. This is the end of it. Oh, no, these guys
These guys decided it miss wins. It's over. They decided it was 30
And it's Lacey and Ron is saying
Nobody has lost more World Cup finals than messy bro
I'm gonna put my hands on your throat, bro.
Guys, he has three World Cup finals appearances, man.
What does that even mean?
You can't lose a finals if you're not in the finals.
For it all, though.
You can't lose a finals if you don't make it.
Like, what?
By the way, this is not TQ I just primed at all, by the way.
He's doing a lot of movement aiming, and not a lot of mouse aiming.
And he can do both and I know and he's the only thing to do in the only movement.
He's shaking a little bit, oh god.
Yeah, I didn't know he was so sick about this, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
I thought this was gonna be great differently.
Me too, bro.
He's not being aiming.
Yeah, he's just like a movement aimer, which is good too, but he's still...
Yeah, JXD, bro. Take a walk or something, bro. You deserve it, man.
Lacey, you support Spain, right, Lacey?
Oh, here we go.
Lacey, name three players without reading your chat now.
on spain um rogery paedron the medium all wait what's paedros last name doesn't matter uh
doesn't matter i said it oh paedros not a position what position is the medium all play
the medium all says uh centerman uh you don't know the medium all position you don't know
you don't know the medium all position all right bro just shut that mic up your ass bro shut that
mic up your ass you don't know its position well i didn't watch the world cup but i know it's
I like would give me a
But he plays right wing and striker in the world cup. He plays mainly striker because he's old
Okay, so if he plays striker in the world cup how come he didn't score any goals in the finals because striker is a result of your team doing
What they have to do yes
Is
Adam, Lacey, if you're the striker at the top of a line up
and the ball is physically never in the attacking third,
how are you ever gonna do anything
if the ball is physically never there?
I don't know, he's the go, figure it out, right?
Yo, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.
Yeah, let him get wings.
No, Messi will get wings and fly
to ride to the escape pole.
That'd be simple.
The ball from his hands, yeah.
The team is the car, the striker is the driver.
You can't drive a car that doesn't fucking start
and moron, it's that simple.
Like, how is this to understand it?
When you're a striker,
Oh my god, who is the last team in player to beat Spain in an international final?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
Who is the last team?
The last team to beat Spain in what?
Anything bro.
International time.
I don't know bro.
I'm like a 30 game winning streak.
I don't even know.
winning streak I don't even know
I don't know where the fucking world is
I exited the broccoli
you're talking about euros?
yo don't be mad bro
don't be mad bro
I'm going to take off
yeah bro Ronaldo did great that game man
yo read me his stat line
read me his stat line in that game man
that's the fuck out of our, this is my old pc bro
hi guys guys guys
so just a few seconds of jc, I dropped that from
oh yeah it wasn't even euros
It was Nations League. Yeah, bro. Nice.
Guys, got a phone? Any got a phone?
No, I got to open up cards if I'm not watching this.
Dude, one round I got a phone. It's a good content.
Is that your map before I fuck it?
I drew it up with cards.
Dude, do not put any of them in a good time.
Dude, I just have to open up another card and turn it off.
Okay, tell me how.
What the fuck was that?
I'm gonna see you soon, bro with Los
Excuse me, but if I can do it. Yo guys, I'm probably off guys. Yeah, I'm probably off man
Yeah, I'm not locked in your street. This one be one took too long, bro
Like I wanted to see fucking teeth we just shit on them and just nip to say Gg and put a sad face now
Mrs. Dancing emoting on him it's have a good I guess I'm gonna I
Understand that that is a rage bait segment
At least I hope to God that was rage bait
Yeah
I hope that was all rage bait
Lacey is right. Lacey just said Lameen Yamal plays striker. Do me a favor, bro. Take your
keyboard and put it into a fucking lava pit so you never can express your opinion again.
Lacey just said Lameen Yamal is a striker, bro, and that's the guy's side you're on.
Let me actually call Lacey because I don't want to like ruin the fortnight call experience
from everybody else and that's what we were doing.
Ozzie and Flex actually care.
Tell Lacey to answer please.
Yeah, hello?
Yo, what I want you to do is turn off your chat.
I have a couple of questions for you.
Okay.
So, Lacey...
I gotta meet you, I gotta meet you, I gotta meet you, I gotta meet you.
Lacey, all I need you to do, bro, is just sort of like...
So I can sleep at night, just admit all of that was rage bait, please.
That's all.
It wasn't rage bait, it actually wasn't rage bait.
You weren't rage baiting this entire time.
No, I genuinely think LaMidia Mall's better than Messi right now.
Okay, but saying LaMidia Mall is better than Messi right now, that's like, that's not
really like, that statement doesn't hold any weight, LaMidia Mall is 19, Messi is 39.
That statement doesn't hold any weight, bro.
That was my statement, and you said that, you said that was the best.
No, no, you had a lot of statements, man.
You said, you said if you were to swap LaMidia Mall with Messi, put LaMine in Argentina and
Messi in Spain, LaMine would have won the World Cup in Argentina. That's what you said,
correct or incorrect? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yo bro, I'll beat the brakes off of you.
Lacey, that's not even like in bounds. That's like the wildest shit ever. There's a thing,
the only time Messi played a good team in the World Cup, what if you do? Absolutely,
he did the Imbapi special, nothing. He did nothing. So let me explain how football works
to you Lacey since you don't understand and you started watching in the World Cup which is fine.
Lacey I played the sport for 14 years of my life. I played the sport. Lacey if you're a striker
and your team physically is never in an attacking position you're going to do nothing. That's how
the sport works. You're not going to do anything. Let me tell you because I played sports for 15
years of my life. If you're the best player in the world, if you're the greatest player in any sport
You're gonna find a way to leave your impact on the game and in Messi's most important game against Spain
He did nothing. He didn't leave an impact because you know why because he wasn't the best player
The mean was that's why it doesn't matter what sport it is
It doesn't matter how old you are if you're the best player in the world
You're the best you're gonna find a way to leave your mark on the game and
He couldn't do that. I
Want you to I want you to do me a favor here, okay?
I want you to join this screen share right now.
Can you see this?
Yes, I can see my screen share.
Can you see my Google?
No, I see your Discord.
Messy, or not Messy, sorry, Lacy, do you know which club had the most goals in the world
in 2012?
Like, do you want to know which club had the most goals?
14 years ago. Do you want to know which club had the most goals? Son, this is 14 years ago. All right,
so first off, be prepared for goosebumps. The club that had the most goals in the world in 2012
was Borussia Dortmund. You probably don't even know what club that is. And Messi had more goals
than that club. This is 14 years ago. Do you realize, yo, he outscored the top scoring club
in the world individually in 2026 you see we are not in 2012 dude so basically I'm confused
what's your take bro what's your take that lamina mall right now is better than messy that if you
go i'm not kidding if you put lamina mall in the fucking mls on inter miami he would actually
we score 100 volts. So um that's factually incorrect. So here's the
Lamingham all in the World Cup had a super team. You know what a super team is
right? Um I disagree. Oh okay. So Spain's not a super team. Spain was a very good
team. They can see yo brother brother bands brother. They conceded one goal in
World Cup tournament not a game in a tournament. They conceded one fucking goal
If that's not a super team, what is?
So I'll tell you exactly what's I'll tell you what's more effective than a super team a super bracket
That's what's more effective. So Argentina and Messi if they had Spain's bracket
They wouldn't even have made it to the finals
They would not even have made it close to the finals because they're not a good team and Messi's not a good player right now
Yo, I'll be the first one to say that Argentina isn't a good like they're not a good team
Like I'll be the first one. They don't have they don't have star-studded talent. I'm not saying that I
Understand our yo Messi is the team. That is what Argentina is
Messi is the whole fucking team. He always has been always will be that's my whole point, bro
Spain is a super team
Argentina is literally give Messi the ball and pray to God. That's what it is. I watched every fucking game they played
He wasn't good enough to get it done and the real you forget if you're getting one key component for Argentina
That does make them a super team
The refs. Okay, so cool forgot about that. She's propaganda sheep propaganda sheep
So here's how the internet switches up on motherfuckers because now I'm gonna get pissed in
2022 everyone was cheering on this is Messi's first world cuckoo and this is so wholesome
What an end to a historical career four years later now? It's all if you support Argentina you support Israel
You are a sheep and a puppet of propaganda. That's what the fuck you are
Propaganda or or I just started watching football and I can already tell that this entire World Cup the refs helped Argentina
So
I'm gonna throw the wrap shot, please.
Please enlighten me.
So you remember that game where Messi very clearly
stepped on the back of someone's foot?
Didn't even make a play on the ball.
Yep.
Step on the back.
I'll give you another one.
They shouldn't have beat Egypt.
They should have F.
Why, okay, so first off,
when Messi stepped on that guy's leg,
yes, that should have been a yellow card.
I agree, that was a bad job by the ref.
That should have been a yellow card.
That had no effect on the game.
You think they were gonna lose to,
Jack, who was that against?
Who was that against?
It was our, actually that red card, by the way.
Yo, yo, Lacey, Lacey, they're not gonna lose that game
that had no effects on the World Cup.
That was a group stage game.
It should have been a red card.
Yeah, Algeria, oh yeah, the game day won 3-0.
No, it should have been a yellow.
Anyone not saying that should have been a red card
is a fucking propaganda fucking puppet,
propaganda puppet.
Now, the Egypt game,
you realize all of those calls were correct, right?
That was the best refereed game ever of all time.
So let me ask you a question, Jasey.
How many pens did Lameeniam all have this workout?
Just answer the question.
I believe zero.
I didn't watch all the Spain's games, but I believe zero.
Zero, you're right, OK?
And he's not their pen taker.
2022, where Argentina won, Messi had five pens.
He had five pens.
What's your point?
What's your point of saying this?
What's your point?
My point is, Messi did not deserve to win the 2022 World Cup
and he didn't deserve to win this one,
even though the refs tried to help him in this one too.
Lacey, I have a question for you.
Yeah.
Where was the 2022 World Cup?
I don't know, I didn't watch it.
So you didn't watch the World Cup,
but because you're a sheep of propaganda,
You're now saying that, it was in Qatar, by the way.
You're now saying that Messi didn't deserve
to win the World Cup,
but you didn't even watch the World Cup.
Yes.
Did LaMiniam all play in the 2022 World Cup?
What do you think?
What do you think?
Do you think LaMiniam all played in the 2022 World Cup?
He would be 15.
That's probably why Argentina won.
I guess.
They see.
um so let me break your brain a little bit here now this is like actual ball knowledge
all right first off i love lamina mall i love barcelona lamina mall in this world cup was not
even i'm going to be honest he wasn't even a top three player on spain not sure listen kukareya was
more impactful than lamina mall this world cup pal kubarsi was more impactful than lamina mall
this World Cup. Rodree was more impactful than LaMingue Mall this World Cup. I love LaMingue
Mall. Wait! I love LaMingue Mall, but I fear my fear with LaMingue Mall. If he was better
when he was 16 years old, because nowadays LaMingue Mall has a new fucking girlfriend
every week. None of these girls care about him. They just date him because he's the most
famous kid in the world. None of these girls care about him.
He's not locked into football the same way he was when he was 16 17 years old. He's not
The media ball at this World Cup was not a top three player on spain period
Oh, let me tell you why you're wrong. Okay, and this is where you
Have your major flaw. Okay, and it's called tick-tock ball knowledge
Your knowledge is all derived from tick-tock and tick-tock comments
football is not all about who kicks the ball in the net that's not what it's
always about okay that's literally the point I'm sorry I'm sorry yes that's
not what it's always about you want to know why you want to why because in a
football the medium of this world cup sure he might only had one goal okay
sure, but every time that that ball was at LaMiglia malls feet, there were three defenders
that had to shift over and be in front of him.
Three, that created infinite more opportunities, whether it was a pass to one of his teammates,
which led to a pass, which led to a goal, whether it's the Minion ball jumping in the
air for a ball, which led to a penalty kick for one of his teammates.
Every time LaMiglia ball had the ball, there were three people that had to worry, where
is he at?
And that creates opportunities.
the difference okay it's not all about messy kicking the ball in the goal sure
he did a bunch of good shitty teams whatever whatever so I see you got to
understand like you understand real ball knowledge dude if it all right let me
ask you a couple of questions all right yeah if I ask you what's more impressive
a 39 year old man who has 12 goal contributions or a 19 year old kid who
has one goal contribution in a super team what would you say um which who won
No, that's what I said.
Who won?
No, that's, no, stop!
The problem is, no, shut the fuck up!
The problem with team awards is if we go off team awards,
that means Tony Cruz is better than Messi.
It's Tony, you don't even know who Tony Cruz is.
Tony Cruz won more UCLs than Messi.
Does that mean Tony Cruz is better than Messi?
Okay, but if that's your argument,
if your argument is talking about,
oh, who did this, the statistic, the statistic that,
than you're honestly.
He's one of the most.
Yes, you guys are a piece of shit.
You're designed to raise questions.
J.C., J.C., here's what you're doing right now.
You saying bring up statistic, bringing up,
oh, he did this at this age.
You're debunking your own debate of Messi being better
than Ronaldo all the time.
Because you care too much about statistics.
Because now, if I'm on statistics,
now you're getting into, okay,
you're proving your own point wrong.
With Leonel Andreas Messi hailing from Rosario, Argentina,
I don't have to look at statistics.
I can look at Lionel Messi's just absolute trophy case.
I can look at eight ballon doors.
I can actually scrap all the trophies,
scrap all the statistics, and watch him play the game.
I know you have no respect for the sport whatsoever,
but if you ever have time, watch Lionel Messi's highlights.
It can be from any year.
Watch how he plays the game.
Watch interviews of footballing legends talk about Messi.
They said this guy's an alien.
This guy's not a human being.
They said, Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of the humans.
Lionel Messi is not a human.
This guy plays football like he has eyes
in the back of his head.
No, this is real shit, bro.
You heard his little TikTok Eddie, bro.
Bro, no, no, like bro, I've heard this in my life,
in my life, bro, in my life.
I watched football my whole life since I was a little kid.
This guy's been my fucking hero since I was eight, all right?
You started watching in the World Cup, which is cool, bro.
Respect the sport, though, please.
There is no one that's in the top of the motor, Messi.
Lameen Yemal is a human.
Messi is not a human, period.
Jesus Christ, get his dick out of your mouth.
Holy fuck.
Talk about he's not a human.
Brother, if he's not a human, how come
Argentina only had two shots in 120 minutes in the finals?
You're bringing up-
Messi's pretty fucking human like to me.
You're bringing up team statistics again, bro.
Team statistics.
Okay, I'm gonna be shot to Nessie head.
team that still falls into teams to test that.
No, that's not.
He couldn't get it done.
He couldn't get it done.
And guess who could?
LaMiglia Maul.
Thierry Henry.
In training, he wants to beat everybody.
You don't know who this guy is.
You don't know who this guy is.
B-3, A-3.
Yes.
Yo, Lacey.
Lacey, please show us back to the sport.
Let me screen share.
You don't know who this guy is.
This guy right here is Thierry Henry.
He's one of the greatest like French players of all time one of the greatest Arsenal players of all time watch what tiari on recess
You know that he dizzy never you know what the typical the typical one where this guy's one of the best players of all time talking right now
You know you're in training. He gets fouled right?
So they don't call the following you know it goes
You know
Next thing you know, he will go
Doesn't this guy hate Ronaldo though?
Yo, yo, read your chat one more time bro, and I'm not gonna say-
No, I'm just saying!
You're just reading your chat, it's a fucking-
He hates Ronaldo!
It's a hate echo chamber over there, and I'm so tired of it!
No, but he's a Ronaldo hater!
And why in 2026 did everybody switch up on Messi?
Everyone that did this is fucking evil, bro.
You're an evil, sick fucking person.
I'm not switching up on Messi at all!
That's what it is, bro.
Listen to Thierry Omri.
Hey, Lacey, don't listen to your chat and let's listen to one of the greatest footballers of all time from the top
everybody
You know that he doesn't know but you know what the typical the typical one where you know you're in training
He gets fouled right so they don't call the following. You know it goes no foul, you know
I won't say whatever. Yeah. Yeah, we don't know what next thing, you know
you know, he will go and ask the keeper to give him the ball and run past everyone and score.
Then you will get the ball to try to play again, he will take it from you, wherever you are, and score again.
And until he gets a bit more relaxed, so then you end up losing the game. I've never seen that before.
Okay, he complimented him.
You should have checked your arms, check your arms, do you have goosebumps?
up your arms. No, I don't have goosebumps because all he did was compliment up a good
player. What is that? He didn't say anything about humans. The fact that you called Messi
a good player is disrespectful. Yo bro, that's disrespectful man. Messi's a good player right
now. Yo, yo, watch that shit. What like Messi's a good player right now. If Messi was a great
player, he wouldn't be in the MLS. Messi was given $1 billion to play in the MLS, bro.
Do you really, you understand that?
With a B.
She was given a billion dollars for a amen.
You're pulling up that clip.
First off, obviously his teammate's gonna talk good
about him.
Second off, he's that guy who hits Ronaldo.
All right.
You know what?
We don't have to watch Terry Henry.
Are you still in the screen chair?
Yeah, on the screen chair.
I don't know what's funny, bro.
I don't, I don't know what is funny.
I don't.
You're cherry-picking right now is what you're doing.
I'm not watching 13-minute videos.
Yes, you are. You need to be in line.
You're a victim of propaganda.
I promise. I'm not watching 13-minute videos.
I'm doing blazing meds.
Some dude. That's Rio Ferdinand, one of the greatest centerbacks of all time.
One of the greatest centerbacks of all time.
So, Lacey, here's what you're going to do.
You're a victim of propaganda, and I need to cleanse your brain.
This is real Ferdinand.
Well, that's what happened most of the game that I'm chasing in there.
This is possibly one of the most embarrassing nights of my life,
and the one at Wembley.
This is in Rome, where we've got these incredibly fine books.
If you're going to read a brain dead chat, no.
If it's from your heart, it's from your heart.
It's from my heart.
It is from my heart.
It is from my heart.
Okay, so I just here's the okay
This what you're showing me right now. This doesn't mean anything to me because this is so long
all the legends talking about
Matters football legends
So easy because no no no no no
Ferdinand has said that Ronaldo is better than Messi
Ferdinand has said that
Shhh, shh, shh, please.
All the idiots on Twitter, right,
that give their fucking two cents.
Let's do a minute and sit back
and listen to Legends of the Game.
The thing about him is that he doesn't even come near you.
So you actually, me and Vidditch
stood on the halfway line once at one.
Vidditch, Namanya Vidditch,
another one of the greatest centerbacks of all time.
Literally.
They looked at each other and just went.
You were losing, right?
And we were standing there thinking,
I've not even touched anyone.
Not even got anywhere.
If you're a defender in a game, you want to get near people, or at least get the ball.
We didn't have the ball, and I didn't get to put my hands on no one.
Lacey, my chat's saying you left the stream and you're not watching.
My chat's saying you left the stream and you're not watching.
Oh, hello, hello, hello.
My chat's saying you left the stream and you're not watching.
What's going on?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're saying you left.
No, I did not.
I'm still in a call, what?
Right, you're in here?
Yes, I'm watching.
To ruffle or anything like that.
And the problem is, when you did get close to him, he was that small and quick.
He was going underneath.
I was trying normally, normally you go out and hit someone in the chest.
Oh, but I actually can't understand what he's saying.
I kind of get it now, Jinxy.
What do you get?
Like, I'm understanding slowly, but surely, I'm going to be honest.
Keep playing, keep playing.
He's the best player I've played against.
Thank you for your time.
We all kind of felt if we played against that Barcelona team without Messi.
Because what it's about is turning off Twitter for a minute and listening to legends of the game.
That's what it's about. That's what everybody needs to do.
Probably would have won.
I don't want to talk about the other five. Messi would be, for me, the player I saw would be number one.
100%. That's me.
We don't have to say that because Ronaldo is for sure in that as well and all the rest we have to see.
I hope I saw a few good, I've coached a few really good players, but they didn't finish careers, so we have to
They still have time to develop. My father always said it's Pili
Didn't see Pili. Lacey left to set it up
But yeah, there are a lot of good players. He walked away from me set it up. I'm out here not doing this
Not doing this if you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink it
players around there but that's my ranking Leon is for me the best I think
you have to say to every player the nearest player to him get close him put
him under fresher get his head down done so chat does anybody know who this is
anybody in the chat anybody in the channel this is this is one of the
greatest Premier League players of all time I think he's gonna do what he wants
in the pitch this is one of the greatest Premier League players of all time
Do you otherwise the magic wand comes up remember we said exactly the same thing in eight to six just before we place
Diego Maradona, you know who this isn't this isn't some fucking idiot delinquent sociopath on Twitter
That's getting paid. There are motherfucking pages on Twitter. This is proven that I've been receiving money
To slander messy and team Argentina
Kira won't miss. I'm looking right at you bro. I followed you for like three years
Kira won't miss, I know for a fact, I can't prove it, I know for a fact you're one of
those accounts, for a fucking fact.
So, I've been saying it, it didn't work, he is remarkable, just his face touches, movements,
how clever the space he finds, in the little small clever pockets, he's a one-off for me,
and it's just great to be in the same stadium as him, never mind competing against him.
He's left to play with him when he won, I mean, imagine.
Yeah, I'm with it all that time. She's playing in that bar. So he's a bit embarrassed by it. Well, I would have been but my
I just want to be in a training round. Yeah, I bet you saw this stuff. He doesn't train and it doesn't even get them to the pitch here
That people go you hear these guys
Yeah, guys, I know nice you left it. I you can lead a horse to water. You can't make them drink it
I know they see that it's all good. Do you hear what these guys are saying, bro?
Wow, I mean you speak to someone of your ex his teammates current and ex teammates
They say someone is talking down there.
You can't even talk about it.
It's that good.
What's the next question for you, Brian?
I say when, when, when years, a lot.
Kobe Bryant, RIP, RIP to the Mamba.
I had time for Barcelona.
I came to Los Angeles.
Ronaldinho was a friend of mine.
I was there talking to Ronaldinho.
Ronaldinho told me, Kobe, look,
I'm going to introduce you to present.
The game that will be the best game of all time.
You what?
You are the best.
He said, no, no, no.
This is not here.
It will be.
It's like I get chills, bro, listening to this.
This is goosebumps, bro.
It's like, you know what it's like? It's like an anime.
And you guys can say it's corny or whatever.
You don't know what this guy means to so many people, bro.
Like, you don't know what this guy means to people, bro.
Legitimately.
And I might tear up talking about this guy. This guy is the reason why I played the sport
He's the whole reason why I played this sport for 13 years, bro. You know what this guy means to people
It's like I get goosebumps listening to this shit
Let's listen to Pat one of the greatest coaches of all time
So listen to what Pat said, bro
You know why he misses the best player I have ever seen?
This is my favorite moment ever.
This is my favorite moment ever of any manager ever in football, ever.
You know why he misses the best player I have ever seen?
He smells the goal.
Life, because he's a competitor, he's an animal.
And now we pass the ball and we take a leap.
When you pass the ball, attack.
get it? No, but you don't get it. The problem is you don't get it.
Lionel Messi is not a human. Cristiano Ronaldo is a human.
Mbappe is a human. Harlan is a human. Dembele is a human.
Rodri is a human. Messi is not a human being. He is a fucking
alien touched by God. That's what he is.
You have to screw it up, guys!
Messi passed the ball and he got a machine smeltable!
Always I said that the ball on the order had to be two sections.
One from Messi.
Dude, this is why Pep is...
Pep changed the game of football first off.
Pep's the greatest manager of all time.
I don't care what anyone says.
I'll put you in the fucking nuts.
This is ball knowledge and this is the type of people that you need to be listening to
if you want to understand the sport.
And after a look for the other one, if you tell me the worst, the worst, the worst season of Messi is the best for the rest of the players.
Everyone, his opinion.
Listen to what Pep just said.
Pep just said Messi's worst season is Ballon d'Or for you.
But nobody.
Because with Messi, it's not about statistics.
It's not even about the stats.
Like, sure, his stats are the best statistically.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, statistically he has the best stats, but it's not even about the stats.
It's like every time he touches the ball, it's like magic.
Just magic touches the entire pitch.
Magic touches the entire pitch.
I can doubt that he's there with the greatest all the time.
For me, I've said many times that I've been the best.
It will be difficult to understand a player who can appear
and then compete with what he has done in the last 50-70 years.
because he is always with all respect to all the great players that there is a first Christian
to congratulate him because he is a great player but Leo is at another level.
He knows where everyone is on the pitch at all times
It's just it's like watching artwork and things like this don't show up on the stat sheet
He knows where everyone is on the pitch at every exact moment of the game and this doesn't show up on the statue
His head is always like this. He's not running, but he's always watching what happens at the 5th and minutes
And do you want to know why Messi's the goat?
And I'm just going to be completely honest.
Do you want to know why Messi's the goat?
One word.
It's my favorite thing this planet has.
Autism.
That's why Messi's the goat.
Autism.
You have the map in his eyes and his brain
to know exactly where is the space and what is the pattern.
If he knows he can move here, here,
I will have more space to attack.
People will stay when you talk about-
Autism is the greatest thing
that's ever happened to humanity as a whole.
And we've seen Messi interact with people
and Messi definitely has Tism
and that's why this guy's together.
But Messi is about that cause now you are watching.
The most important thing in the message
is his correct control, his past, it's always perfect.
It's about to understand the game.
When every situations take the right decisions
in the right moment and every time his decision is correct.
They say that a pianist don't touch the piano with the hands, he touches with all his body.
So it's the same message that a mum can explain better.
What they did to create this disperse.
For us it's indisputable, although here at the end of the season they don't do anything else.
I think I have to tell you.
I don't think there has been a player in history who doesn't have to play at his level.
There are many, I have seen that they have probably been better than him.
But every day, every three days, being there at that level, I don't think there's been anyone.
I'm also very daring because...
And also, but off to the pitch, let's talk about off to pitch, this guy's a great father, this guy's a great husband.
This is someone you actually look up to.
Yo chat, Messi's been with one woman his entire life, guys. One woman his entire life.
I insist, I haven't seen it, but for four years, every three days, four days,
doing what this boy has done, this is unthinkable.
It's a phenomenon, a phenomenon, I'm going to throw it out, because I'm going to give it to the astronaut when he leaves.
When he comes to have fun, right?
Research, Ronaldo donations, guys, first off, Ronaldo is a great person.
Why are we talking about Ronaldo right now?
You see what I'm saying?
Like it's just, bro, this guy's rent free in your head, bro.
I'm not talking about Ronaldo.
Ronaldo's a great person, great footballer.
Ronaldo's the greatest of the humans.
Messi's not a human.
Back to what I was saying.
We're talking about Messi.
Why'd you bring up Ronaldo?
I'm talking about Messi.
We're watching a video about Messi.
Why'd you bring up Ronaldo?
Does he live in your head or something?
Why'd you bring up?
No one's talking about Ronaldo.
It's a great thing.
Everything.
Then the head.
The head?
No, the head.
It's important to win.
But you see that the important thing is to call the school hard.
Because they want it well.
It's not the face of the...
It's not the face of the...
It's the same way to do it, right?
The head is like that.
It's a force.
Everything.
Yeah, I sense that.
No, but could you like, on the one hand, on the one hand, from each other?
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you guys because I love you guys. I have an erection right now.
From what I just heard from Pep, like, I legitimately, if I stood up, I have a hard penis right now.
Like, this is the shit that I'm talking about, bro. This is what you need to listen to if you want to understand the game.
a game I'm not gonna prove it my dick's hard right now
whatever I am I have a hard listen this four minutes of
this video. I have a hard cock. My penis is erect from this. If your penis is not erect
right now, you don't love football. You don't love football. Period.
You didn't understand the game. How do you feel your team dealt with Messi then throughout
the game?
Please. But we deal with the PSG first of all, we know that it's impossible to control
Leo during 90 minutes, but they were PSG aware.
PSG aware. Too many egos in that team. Too many egos, too many egos.
We're not a lot in touch with the ball. Of course he came back from some injuries.
Too many egos.
That's why he needed to leave the rhythm, but we know quite well, so when he can run
and he can be close to the ball, it's unstoppable.
The way we have done is minimized as much as possible, this kind of options.
It is all said that I can tell you more, it is not that it makes goals, it makes goals.
It is that each goal is sometimes better than the previous one.
And it is every day, every day, every day, every day.
We are absolutely in front of the best.
In all senses.
before this video ends.
I love you so much, Pat.
Like, Pat, you're the greatest manager of all time.
Answer Alex Ferguson.
But, Pat, I love you, bro.
Pat, I love you so much, man.
and that I wish I could be able to enjoy the world of football in this way for a few more years.
without ski. So is Harlan's hunger up there, hunger for goals up there with
no ski? I've said many times anyone can compare them with Messi so we will not
help early. I don't mean to compare as a player though. Like this guy manages
early. Yo, yo, yo, chat. This guy manages early. Like do you realize how insane this is?
In terms of goals and mentality, yeah, yeah, but Messi has done these numbers every season
during the last 10, 15 years, Messi is the most complete player I've ever seen in vision,
in passes, in dribbling.
No he doesn't, guys, I know Pep doesn't currently manage Erling, I'm saying at the time of this
interview he's managing Holland and he's saying that no one can compare to Messi, so this
doesn't help Erling's case in competitiveness and...
Guys, context, guys, think about what I'm saying.
In many things, that is difficult for everyone.
Paid interview.
I'm going to guess you're rage-baiting or you're 11 years old.
I'm going to guess you're rage-baiting or you're 11 years old.
Paid interview.
He managed messy, bro.
Paid interview.
Like, are you fucking 10?
Are you nine years old?
I play Maradona, Crye, absolutely messy, and Johan Kroijp, Kroijp and Bauer, this type of Christian Ronaldo, this type of players, I would say Messi is my favorite because I was with him and what he had done in 50, 70 years was unexpected, scoring 40 goals every season and everything.
I imagine no one believed someone would be better than Di Stefano at the time.
Then nobody was like Cruyff.
Then Maradona.
I'll also mention Pele so that he doesn't feel offended.
Now this boy owns the throne and the title of the best in the world and he will be the
only one to decide when he leaves it.
He is the best.
I feel privileged to be, to have been and now be his trainer.
I will always be able to say that I have trained him.
Dude, this is so sweet and wholesome, bro.
He is a unique player.
Fake translator, you're 10 years old.
You're 10 years old.
You shouldn't even have internet. You're 10.
Your mom should take your phone away.
Fake translator, you're 10. You're 10 years old.
You're not ready for the internet.
Erlinger, Julian for example, or Phil Forden or Cole Palmer, so they have a lot, a lot of margin to improve.
I never, I never see a player with 21, 22 years players, maybe messy in that time he was already in that band, but the rest.
And he's just so cute too.
And like, I know this might be a pure glaze, but like, this is the guy you're hating on, bro.
Like, this is the guy that's the center of propaganda and a storm of hatred.
Look at how cute this guy is, bro.
This is the guy that you're hating on.
In advance, but the rest is never in finished business.
All the manager, we need time, he's right.
So we need time for season, but in Barcelona they have reason because they had Messi there.
So that's why I don't need two seasons and one is enough.
is number 9, number 10, number 11, number 7, number 6, number 5, number 4.
We never can say that he's unfair that Leo Messi
win the Ballon d'Or.
So it's too much good.
How many new messes appear in the world football since?
Zero, zero, zero ever have, zero ever will.
He is one of a kind.
So I just had 10, 15.
Always you fail.
I would love to not only carry all the plays I had in the past to achieve the level from Messi.
So I would like to be a massive thing for my teams because we would win a lot of games.
with another way. No, no, no, no. Saka is better. You're either rage baiting or you're a 12-year-old
Arsenal fan. Saka is better. Are you fucking serious? Saka is not the best player on Arsenal.
Like, what are you saying? I love Saka, but he's not even the best player in his own club,
and you think he's better than Messi.
To help is to try to close inner passions,
but even this has the ability to get out
because talent doesn't defend itself.
Elling Holland with the double today
needs to get an up to 22 goals in all competitions.
Is he the most complete striker you've ever coached?
And Messi?
No.
The best is Messi.
Messi is the part, so he's a guy who scores 60 goals
every season since the last 8, 19 years.
Dude, somebody needs to give Papa Hogg, bro,
for all of the true fetish spoke into football.
Because this last three months of propaganda is legitimately disgusting.
Like, it's disgusting. It's fucking disgusting.
So, he's a guy not just of that, he's just the way he plays football.
In the past I hear many, many times that guy is like Messi, that guy is like Messi, that guy is like Messi, it's not possible.
The best is for just one.
The best is Messi.
He doesn't help himself to re-indicate his work.
like it didn't the world cut meant nothing like it doesn't messy as a
bottom-dress there is a disgusting train of propaganda circulating around messy
and don't be a sheep think for yourself don't be a sheep think for yourself
watch him play the game listen to the legends of the game listen to the
greatest managers ever listen to the greatest pairs ever and that's where
should listen to. The one and only Moose Man with the five gifted. Wait. But Chad,
that was a nine-hour stream, bro. Chad, let's check on Tifu. Who ended up winning that?
Who ended up winning between Tifu and Mith? I think Tifu. Yeah, Tifu's losing by
five. I think Mith's gonna end up winning. Chad, love y'all, bro. Have a beautiful,
amazing fantabulous night. And remember one thing, Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of the
humans. Messi is not a human. Love you guys.