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[569/730] 🔴 TOH -> R6 -> GTA RP as a BADDIE -> FNCS 🔴

07-25-2026 · 7h 56m

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[00:03:02] Y'all are gonna say LARP, I've never, this is the best Playboy Cardi song of all time, and I've never heard it till today.
[00:03:11] It's a old song, this is the best Playboy Cardi song of all time, and I never heard it till today, when I was playing League at Autoflame.
[00:03:48] I put a good man right on that bass
[00:03:50] Put a mask on cause I be frat
[00:03:52] I read I stay with the fads
[00:03:54] I read I put up a fad
[00:03:56] I read somebody bad
[00:03:58] I read I put up a drag
[00:04:00] When I push that window she's like man
[00:04:02] I used the right bass and I got real
[00:04:04] This is the fact she can't be crazy
[00:04:06] I never heard this
[00:04:08] I never heard this till today bro
[00:04:10] I never heard this till today
[00:04:12] It's the best Cardi song ever
[00:04:14] I never heard this till today bro
[00:04:16] I come see his back, he's praying to beat you
[00:04:20] I come see his back, he's praying to beat you
[00:04:23] I come see his back, he's praying to beat you
[00:04:25] I got another song
[00:04:26] I got that drop we laid at this
[00:04:30] It's down in the vehicle brandy
[00:04:39] You poppin' by my way
[00:04:41] You poppin' by my way
[00:04:42] Hey
[00:05:42] Ti me vas a londar que vi mi movión
[00:05:45] Y dice que mi dicho está cabrón
[00:05:46] Cada otra voy con mi corazón
[00:05:49] Tísela es moderna con todos por la mansión
[00:05:51] Y tía con mi cosa te envío limpia
[00:05:52] Tísela es moderna con todos por la mansión
[00:05:54] Te reza borbeta de un tanque y en mi sanquilla
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[00:21:12] Sorry chat
[00:21:14] Tfue won, bro. I saw last night. He came back in one by one kill
[00:21:22] Literally insane literally insane bro
[00:21:27] Chat, how y'all boys doing bro? Well, let's get out of one to ten. How was your day going chaos? Thank you for the time Cajun. Thank you for the time
[00:21:34] Dino, thank you to volatile MP. Thank you to volatile RJ. Thank you to volatile MP off. Thank you to volatile LARP being football
[00:21:39] Where's the App? I'm just going to ban this guy. Larpingfootball. YLMG101. Here are his chat messages.
[00:21:46] LarpingFootball. drop. Yeah, LarpingFootball, play the sport for 13 years. Get fucking perma.
[00:21:56] I see his ass in 14 days.
[00:21:59] Kappa, thank you for the five gifted subscared.
[00:22:13] She owned.
[00:22:13] What an only moose man.
[00:22:14] Thank you for the five gifted subscared.
[00:22:19] She owned.
[00:22:20] I'm going to be the man to chat.
[00:22:22] Moose man.
[00:22:23] Thank you for the five gifted.
[00:22:24] Um, kind of like the five gifted.
[00:22:26] Jitler time this guy. Yeah, how y'all boys doing bro? I've been thinking but it's your one
[00:22:33] Play one lead game in your new rank. Hey, bro. Guess what I already did
[00:22:38] Yo riot good job throwing me in bronze three guys
[00:22:42] Yeah, dude, I'm definitely a bronze three player. Thanks riot. I got unbanned this morning and I'm already dropping nukes
[00:22:50] Yo riot, thanks for taking 700 LP
[00:22:52] fucking literally the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I'm not even kidding.
[00:22:57] Yo, Riot, my bad. I'll never play a video game with my brother again. Sorry, Riot.
[00:23:04] I was having too much fun. So now I'm in Bronze III and I'm just going to harass bronze lobbies for the next week.
[00:23:10] I'm unguardable! First game since Riot took all my LP.
[00:23:16] 17 and 4 MVP unstoppable displayed unmatched performance in brilliant
[00:23:24] strategy leading the team to victory. Yeah Ryan I'm not a bronze 3 damage! I'm not a bronze 3!
[00:23:32] So now I'm just gonna be in bronze lobbies for the next week literally terrorizing people.
[00:23:38] Thanks, Riot. Thanks, man. Fuck! Fuck this company!
[00:23:44] How y'all boys doing, bro? God Jack, thinking about it's your one.
[00:23:47] Matt, thinking about it's your one. Jabba, thinking about it prime.
[00:23:49] Appreciate you, man. Shame on you for having fun.
[00:23:52] Exactly, bro. Exactly.
[00:23:54] Is it fair to have my brother in the lobby?
[00:23:57] Probably not, bro. We're not trying to fucking boost!
[00:24:01] If I wanted to boost with... I just spit.
[00:24:04] If I wanted to boost with my brother, I would have put him on the fucking Evelyn jungle and played garen top
[00:24:11] That's what I would have did
[00:24:13] But yeah, I'm just gonna solo queue drop absolute nukes all the way back to silver to like
[00:24:18] Right, I did a four-day marathon trying to get the silver. I got it got the silver to and you took it away
[00:24:27] You took it away
[00:24:29] So now I'm just gonna drop absolute missiles and bronze now and make bronze's lives miserable great work guys
[00:24:38] I'm not a bronze player. I'm not a bronze player. I'm above that now
[00:24:44] Great the negative auto
[00:24:46] Crimson negative five gifted sucks. Yeah, she owns
[00:24:50] Crimson negative five gifted a jake see keep yourself safe. I know I know that I know what you're trying to do right now hyper
[00:24:59] Hyper I know what you're trying to do right now, bro. I know what you're trying to do. Why do you lark coughing?
[00:25:05] This guy's a one-year sob out of a
[00:25:09] Do you think it's suki is the best quintuplet? I have not started yet
[00:25:13] Darth pooper 69 I have not started. I did not start tqq. I did not start yet. I did not start yet
[00:25:22] So chat
[00:25:23] Should we rip a game of league in our in our bronze lobbies?
[00:25:26] because they took all my elo away so now I'm in bronze again. Should we rip a game of league? Yes or no? Right out of the chat.
[00:25:34] Should we rip a game of league in our new rank?
[00:25:37] Yo K, thank you for the prime. Red Lotus, thank you to Valdor, OG, thank you to Valdor, Gustav, thank you to Valdor,
[00:25:42] Scuba, thank you for the tier one. 24 hour, Evan, thank you to Valdor, Red Lotus, thank you to Valdor.
[00:25:47] Chat, games for today. Games for today.
[00:25:51] Roblox, Tower of Hell, Rainbow Six Siege,
[00:25:53] Which GTA RP as a baddie, as a baddie, and I might watch some FNCS, should we rip a game
[00:26:04] of League of Legends in our bronze 3 rank chat vote into the vote?
[00:26:10] Damn, no one wants to watch League.
[00:26:16] This is awkward. This is awkward. Now chat, should I get on Tower of Hell? I raged off
[00:26:39] I'm not going to rage off it today.
[00:26:42] Should I get on Tower of Hell?
[00:26:47] All you do is lark football.
[00:26:51] I played football for 13 years of my life.
[00:26:54] Before I was a streamer, before I was a gamer,
[00:26:56] when I was five years old, I started playing football
[00:26:58] to the age of 18.
[00:27:00] I dedicated my life to football.
[00:27:03] If you say I'm larking football again,
[00:27:05] I'm going to put my hand through my monitor,
[00:27:07] Grab you by the throat in GTA and throw you through a glass window head first head first
[00:27:16] Cory they could be prime Chris they could be gifted blue reaper thinking of auto tornado thinking of auto Nash you get a bottle
[00:27:24] You weren't alive when in the club released so you're larping that doesn't even make sense Cosmo I still heard the song
[00:27:37] You played 13 years ago. Correct the sentence. Sparks, I'm going to explain this very slowly so
[00:27:42] your brain can compute what I'm saying. I started playing football in a Florida recreational league
[00:27:49] at the age of five. When I was eight, I started playing travel football across Florida in clubs.
[00:27:56] I played from age five to age 18. I played football. I'm not larking football. I'm probably the only
[00:28:03] streamer that isn't LARPing football besides like English streamers. Shut the fuck up.
[00:28:09] I played this sport for 13 years. Lacy thought Lamingham all played striker. Shut the fuck up.
[00:28:18] This shit's annoying as shit. I dedicated my life to a sport and I'm being said I'm LARPing it.
[00:28:26] do you realize how annoying that is holy fuck
[00:28:33] wasteful thinker for the fact mini-jack to get a bottle out comes to get a bottle
[00:28:38] tell me to bottle codes to get your job how y'all boys doing
[00:28:42] check it how y'all boys doing bro how y'all boys doing marathon all of the
[00:28:47] five nights at Freddy's games that's not a bad idea that mark this guy that's not
[00:28:55] about idea you're saying marathon every five nights at Freddy's game beat it
[00:29:00] night one two three four five all in one stream that's not a bad idea I'm pretty
[00:29:05] sure I'm gonna have like schizophrenia by the end of that though that's a
[00:29:09] fucking idea chat how many five nights at Freddy's games are there how many
[00:29:13] five nights ready that that's a fucking idea bro tickle my Tesla with the five
[00:29:17] get to how many five Nets of Redis games are there six there are 12 there are 12
[00:29:35] mainline five Nets of Redis games and six official spin-off titles security
[00:29:41] breach help wanted bro you're saying be every one of the you're saying to be
[00:29:45] It's 12 games or six?
[00:29:51] Holy cuck overload, where's my black ice pack?
[00:29:54] Vladimir, the thing that's annoying, Vladimir,
[00:29:57] is like, I'll say something
[00:30:00] and then I'll say something else five times.
[00:30:03] But Vladimir, you'll only remember the first thing I said.
[00:30:07] Rainbow's succeed, Ubisoft told me,
[00:30:09] they were gonna give me black ice pack drops
[00:30:11] on the R6 Trader tournament.
[00:30:13] They then pulled back instead of alpha packs.
[00:30:15] I've said it five times.
[00:30:17] Why are you still asking about the black?
[00:30:19] I've said it, I've said it fucking six times now.
[00:30:22] Stop Vladimir, stop.
[00:30:25] Tell them what they get about it though.
[00:30:26] Play league bitch, dude, I'm gonna be honest chat.
[00:30:28] I love playing league.
[00:30:30] I love playing league.
[00:30:32] Leagues my number one most played game,
[00:30:34] off stream and on stream.
[00:30:37] They took all my LP, they banned me for three days
[00:30:40] and I'm now bronze three.
[00:30:42] So I like, I don't wanna play League.
[00:30:46] Like they took all my fucking LP, man.
[00:30:49] And now I'm in bronze three
[00:30:50] and I'm just gonna drop a nuke every game.
[00:30:52] And I don't understand this company.
[00:30:55] I can't play with my brother.
[00:30:56] I can't, I don't, like they just took my LP, bro.
[00:31:01] Fuck League.
[00:31:03] Like they took 600 of my LP.
[00:31:06] So then I Q, boosted.
[00:31:08] Oh yeah, boosted, yeah.
[00:31:09] Boosted, yep.
[00:31:11] Dude, I'm a Bronze III player, you got me.
[00:31:14] I'm a Bronze III League of Legends player.
[00:31:16] You got me, bro.
[00:31:17] I'm definitely a Bronze III player, man.
[00:31:21] MVP, unstoppable!
[00:31:24] Displate unmatched performance and brilliant strategy
[00:31:27] leading the team to victory.
[00:31:29] Yeah, bro, I'm definitely a Bronze III player.
[00:31:32] Great work, Riot, great fucking work.
[00:31:35] I'm going 11 and four and seven or three.
[00:31:38] Why are they taking my LP?
[00:31:41] This game Muda entered me. This game Muda entered me. Benji Dignitvaro, M-Lame Dignitvaro, Bob Dignitvaro, immortal Dignitvaro. Forgetful Dignitvaro. Check out Ken's last video.
[00:32:00] Chat, what game should we get it on?
[00:32:03] What game? We're gonna get on R6 a little bit, we're gonna get on GTA later.
[00:32:06] We might watch FNCS later if it's going.
[00:32:09] Should we get it on Tower of Hell or should we get on Clash?
[00:32:12] Run up hole. Tower of Hell or Roblox or Clash?
[00:32:15] If I get a Roblox, I'm gonna do Tower of Hell and try to beat it.
[00:32:17] Ken just posted my last YouTube video.
[00:32:21] Hello and goodbye as this is the last video. I'm going to be making on the hello channel
[00:32:32] I made a promise and I must fulfill it. Otherwise. I'm not a man of my word and I'm gonna miss this channel
[00:32:38] We did every chat. Don't put hard eyes
[00:32:40] Guys don't put hard eyes. I know you love can I love can too. Don't put hard eyes guys, please
[00:32:45] thing. We listed every idea in Clash of Clans and Clash Royale that could be added to the
[00:32:51] game. Rejected ideas, hidden features, glitches, bugs, you name it. We listed everything from
[00:32:57] Clash of Clans to Clash Royale, everything around the game. So I will be deleting this channel.
[00:33:02] It's been a good run. Two years since the last upload, which was the Face Reveal, and now it's
[00:33:07] out. Goodbye. And so I just wanted to say one final goodbye to my Hello Knights, my Hello Army,
[00:33:14] my hello nation and I also just wanted to say that well people have been a little bit too happy
[00:33:20] that I'm deleting my channel I was reading some of the comments and everybody seems a little bit
[00:33:24] guys he's deleting his second channel too enthusiastic fulfill your promise Ken delete
[00:33:31] your channel okay you want you want me to delete my channel well while everyone's having so much
[00:33:38] fun playing.
[00:33:39] Dude, I just wanna, I wanna get a razor and just get in there, on that mustache.
[00:33:46] I wanna just get a razor and just fucking get in there.
[00:33:50] I wanna get in there.
[00:33:51] That little chaos mode in the game, I might just delete that too, so, hope you weren't
[00:33:55] having fun playing Chaos this week, cause it's gone.
[00:33:58] This weekend Chaos will disappear, next week you won't be able to play it, so um, doodoodoo.
[00:34:04] Three in the chat if you'd crack Ken.
[00:34:06] Three in the chat if you'd crack Ken.
[00:34:08] Jinxie, check Vinnie to Arsenal News.
[00:34:10] No way.
[00:34:12] Vinnie, it's just too odd to sort of, here we go.
[00:34:16] Arsenal are actively exploring a block buster move
[00:34:20] to sign Real Madrid winger Vinnie's junior.
[00:34:23] While the interest is highly genuine
[00:34:24] and approved at all levels internally,
[00:34:26] talks are still in the formative stages.
[00:34:34] Are we terrace? Are we terrace, guys?
[00:34:43] Is this real?
[00:34:49] Wait, didn't Madrid pick up Josie Moreno again?
[00:35:00] They did.
[00:35:02] Madrid picked up Josie Marino again. Bro, this is how you know they're desperate, bro.
[00:35:09] They physically, Madrid physically cannot beat Barca, so they're just gonna, so they're
[00:35:15] just gonna try to relive the old days. Let it go. Mijo, let it go, bro. You're not beating
[00:35:22] Barca. You're not beating Barca. Madrid, the thing, the thing that you guys have always
[00:35:27] fail to understand is you try to purchase talent.
[00:35:33] Barca just creates the talent.
[00:35:34] That's what you fail to understand.
[00:35:38] You guys buy your legacy, Barca creates their legacy.
[00:35:42] That's the like, you guys can keep throwing money at your problems, bro.
[00:35:47] Keep fucking throwing money at your problems.
[00:35:49] In Boppe, Bellingham, Vinicius, it doesn't matter, bro.
[00:35:53] You cannot create what Barca creates.
[00:35:56] Period.
[00:35:58] Back to back LaLiga champions and they're gonna win three in a row
[00:36:02] Keep throwing money at the problem Madrid you guys are actually a fucking joke actually a joke keep throwing money at the problem
[00:36:12] Chat let's do this shit y'all
[00:36:14] XA the government sir one the goat they get a bottle
[00:36:16] Chris the game of all those putting your thing to bottle King Frost to give all of no keep actually to bottle
[00:36:21] Chat, let's do this y'all. Uh, how was it hell bro?
[00:36:27] I raged off this shit yesterday. I'm not raging off this shit today. I'm not raging off this shit today
[00:36:34] I'm done raging I quit raging. I'm retired from rage
[00:36:39] I'm just gonna beat the game. Hi guys. I need private
[00:36:45] Change this little baby hi guys. I don't want to be a friggin six seven, baby
[00:36:50] How about I change this little baby, bro, please?
[00:36:52] I'm not gonna rage today. No chat. Dead ass. I'm done. I'm done raging.
[00:36:58] BRP. I'm getting the gatorade.
[00:37:52] let's do this let's do this let's do this
[00:38:01] let's do this guys towers of hell bro ah listen i failed many times i failed two days ago i failed
[00:38:09] yesterday i raged off there's no more high-vives what
[00:38:16] high-vives i'm not going to be able to focus with this
[00:38:19] I was not going to be able to focus with this in my face, bro.
[00:38:28] Today is the day we finally complete Tower of Hell.
[00:38:38] Using my controller.
[00:38:39] I'm not using my controller.
[00:38:41] Ah!
[00:38:42] Ah!
[00:38:43] Okay. What is this scene? Like, it's just instant lasers? Instant lasers. I'm confused.
[00:39:01] Am I making this shopping correctly?
[00:39:29] What the...
[00:39:41] I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
[00:39:53] I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
[00:39:59] guys I'm guys guys guys I'm guys I'm doing it guys um guys I'm doing it
[00:40:29] I can't I like I don't want to play towers of hell anymore bro please I just want to beat this once
[00:40:51] I just want to beat this once bro and never play this shit again like please
[00:41:07] Look brah I'm better than I was yesterday
[00:41:11] I'm better than I was yesterday and that's all that matters and
[00:41:14] Honestly, that's quote of the day bro
[00:41:17] It's not about being better than anybody else in the world, bro
[00:41:21] Stop comparing yourself to other people that don't even know you or care about you, bro.
[00:41:25] Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, bro.
[00:41:28] I'm better than I was yesterday.
[00:41:30] And that's all that matters.
[00:41:35] I'm never gonna be pink leaf, bro.
[00:41:37] But I can be better than I was yesterday.
[00:41:39] I'm gonna be better than I was yesterday.
[00:41:41] I'm doing it, I'm doing it, guys I'm really, I'm really doing it, whoa, guys I'm, I'm
[00:42:03] doing it guys. I don't know what to do. Wait no no no no what do I do now?
[00:42:17] But guys I don't... was I supposed to jump lower, catch an underweight, then climb it, then jump to the other one?
[00:42:23] Yo boggles, you're not gonna harass me through Roblox messages!
[00:42:31] You're not gonna harass me through Roblox!
[00:42:43] Hi guys, what's this guy on your friend's list?
[00:42:46] This guy's a lunatic.
[00:42:53] I'm gonna beat it.
[00:43:07] I'm gonna beat it.
[00:43:13] I'm gonna be there, I'm gonna be there, I'm gonna be there.
[00:43:43] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
[00:44:02] Come on.
[00:44:09] STOP!
[00:44:11] Please God!
[00:44:24] Do you walk off, Chad? Do you walk off?
[00:44:27] Chad, do you walk off?
[00:44:29] Walk or jump?
[00:44:31] Walk or jump?
[00:44:33] Band-ka that said yes Bandsack Band-Kra that said yes
[00:44:38] Band-Kra that said yes Band-Kra that said yes Band-Kra that said yes
[00:44:41] Band-Kra that said yes Band-Kra that said yes Band-Kra that said yes
[00:44:47] Classic Bagels I'm gonna haveiles flatters I'm gonna fly to Australia to shut
[00:44:52] your keyboard up your ass stop messaging me through Roblox message this
[00:44:58] little fucking delinquent
[00:45:00] It's five in the morning for you, bro.
[00:45:12] Go to bed!
[00:45:16] This is my favorite song.
[00:45:18] This is my favorite song.
[00:45:27] Adidas thinkerVertified gets a job script!
[00:45:37] Pfft!
[00:45:38] I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't...
[00:45:39] She dons!
[00:45:41] I think second VAT gives it...
[00:45:57] The hell?
[00:46:24] What the hell is that?
[00:46:27] Bro, what the fuck is that?
[00:46:34] Yo, what is that guys?
[00:46:45] Three of them!
[00:46:55] Yeah, boggles, obviously I'm trying.
[00:47:10] I thought you weren't going to rage.
[00:47:22] I mean, yeah, that was until I saw the triple vortex spinning disc bullshit.
[00:47:33] What am I doing?
[00:47:35] I gotta have some type of CTE.
[00:47:37] I gotta have some type of CTE.
[00:47:45] Kids game, by the way.
[00:47:46] This is not!
[00:47:49] Tower of Al is a horror game!
[00:47:52] I feel like I'm on naked in the fray right now bro like what?
[00:48:22] I feel like I'm on Naked and Afraid, sad song?
[00:48:41] HOW DID I GO THROUGH?!
[00:48:52] Oh my God!
[00:48:59] Fuck sour milk!
[00:49:08] Fuck it!
[00:49:14] Fuck it!
[00:49:15] Please!
[00:49:16] Please!
[00:49:17] I just want to beat this!
[00:49:26] Is there a way to reset to get a new seed?
[00:49:31] Can I get a new seed or something?
[00:49:33] Can I get a new seed?
[00:49:34] Please let me get a new seed or something, bro.
[00:49:38] Please!
[00:49:39] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:49:44] New seat.
[00:49:47] New seat!
[00:49:50] New seat!
[00:49:53] That's a fucking joke, man.
[00:50:05] Yo, yo, yo, yo, this guy's the message, Josie.
[00:50:09] Jersey bro this guy is a messy Jersey how about give me that one
[00:50:39] Bro, I gotta get...
[00:50:53] How do I get out of here?
[00:50:54] Hi, guys, I don't know how to join private.
[00:50:58] What the fuck?
[00:50:59] Is that a rat?
[00:51:00] Is that a...
[00:51:01] Yo.
[00:51:02] Yo.
[00:51:03] Yo.
[00:51:04] Yo.
[00:51:05] Yo.
[00:51:06] Yo.
[00:51:07] Yo.
[00:51:08] Try jumping quicker.
[00:51:27] Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go,
[00:51:29] here we go
[00:51:41] here we go, here we go
[00:51:45] favorite song
[00:51:48] Here we go, favorite song!
[00:51:50] Here we go, here we go, here we go.
[00:51:56] You wanna go home?
[00:52:02] Here we go.
[00:52:07] Here we go.
[00:52:09] Here we go.
[00:52:10] Here we go, here we go, here we go.
[00:52:35] That shit is crazy, bro. On-on-crypt, that's insane. On-crypt.
[00:52:46] I mean, how? Like, like, how does that move? I don't understand.
[00:53:03] You can walk on those? Wait, what?
[00:53:06] Chad, why didn't you say that till I died?
[00:53:11] You can walk on those?
[00:53:25] MUD, EVERYBODY THAT'S EN-WALK!
[00:53:28] Hello? Hello? What the fuck? He got stuck, bro! What?!
[00:53:56] This is a good song, this is a good song.
[00:54:25] This is a good song, bro.
[00:54:30] Get up there.
[00:54:31] Bro, get up there, bro.
[00:54:48] Yo, I can't walk.
[00:54:49] I get stuck.
[00:54:51] Watch, man, everyone!
[00:54:53] I get stuck.
[00:54:54] I can't walk because I'm like getting glitched!
[00:54:56] I'm just getting glitched out!
[00:55:24] He's fucking it!
[00:55:31] The baby is fucking the block!
[00:55:35] Like I can't get up!
[00:55:38] I have to jump, I can't walk.
[00:55:40] I'm dying every time I walk.
[00:55:54] It's like impressive when I jump I jump through all the blocks then when I walk I get stuck
[00:56:17] Glitch like it's actually impressive. It's actually fucking impressive
[00:56:47] Here we go, here we go, here we go.
[00:56:54] Here we go, here we go.
[00:56:57] Brooke, here we go.
[00:57:04] What?
[00:57:07] What?
[00:57:10] What?
[00:57:12] What did I hit?
[00:57:16] WHAT DID I HIT?
[00:57:21] WHAT DID I HIT, BRO?
[00:57:23] WHAT DID I HIT?
[00:57:27] Buggles, I can't repel him this fucking game!
[00:57:39] Go up, dude, this little baby, it's- it's- he's too small!
[00:57:46] Why is Roblox so hard?
[00:57:52] I don't- Why is Tower of Hell so hard?
[00:58:06] It's not.
[00:58:07] I'm sure it's not.
[00:58:08] Yeah.
[00:58:09] I'm sure it's not.
[00:58:10] I'm sure it's not.
[00:58:11] I'm sure it's not, bro.
[00:58:12] Sure.
[00:58:13] Kids game, by the way.
[00:58:15] You think it's a kids game?
[00:58:17] Beat Tower of Hell!
[00:58:20] Beat Tower of Hell!
[00:58:22] Leave the stream!
[00:58:23] Go do it right now!
[00:58:26] This shit is not easy, boy!
[00:58:45] I beat it when I was four.
[00:58:47] No, you didn't!
[00:58:51] You did not beat it when you were fucking four!
[00:59:01] No, you didn't! No, you didn't!
[00:59:05] Somebody help! Help! Help! I just want to beat Tower of Hell one time! Please, somebody
[00:59:22] Help! Please! Just help!
[00:59:52] It's just so hard.
[01:00:17] It's all designed to make you mad.
[01:00:19] It's all it is.
[01:00:20] You just have to keep your emotions calm.
[01:00:22] the baby going up the wrong way because if I go short I die if I go long I die
[01:00:52] I always do good on the song. I always do good on the song.
[01:01:00] I always do good on the song. This is my song. This is my song.
[01:01:22] That's gotta be fake! That's gotta be fake! There's no way you can die to that! There's
[01:01:38] There's no way you can die to that!
[01:01:40] Like, how do you die?
[01:01:43] Boggles is not a single toddler that beat Tower of Hell.
[01:02:10] Like, I know Toddler's average intelligence.
[01:02:14] There's not a single Toddler?
[01:02:16] Boggles, do you realize how young a Toddler is?
[01:02:18] Do you think a Toddler could beat Tower of Hell?
[01:02:22] Do you realize how much?
[01:02:32] Do you realize how much sophistication Tower of Hell takes?
[01:02:35] But I don't understand, if it's all a laser, if the middle is a laser, like, what do I
[01:02:45] do?
[01:02:46] If it's all a laser, what do I do?
[01:02:54] Like what, bro?
[01:02:59] What?
[01:03:01] It has to go into the edge, into the edge of this, like.
[01:03:31] I don't know.
[01:03:38] Like, gosh.
[01:03:43] It just drags me into the middle.
[01:03:49] Every thing I've ever had gifted.
[01:03:53] I don't know what to do.
[01:03:55] It just drags me in the middle.
[01:03:56] I don't know what to do.
[01:04:03] Spam jump?
[01:04:07] I read chat, I was just paying.
[01:04:13] Just spam jump, okay.
[01:04:26] Yum Yum Yum!
[01:04:32] I'm gonna go try Card-MOZ.
[01:04:38] Clip that, clip that, clip that- I didn't hit the LASER.
[01:05:23] You don't, you don't spam jump cause then you don't, you can't bridge the gap if you
[01:05:39] spam jump.
[01:05:40] You can't bridge the gap, I can't bridge the gap if I spam jump.
[01:05:46] Somebody just shank me.
[01:05:48] I can't bridge the gap when I spam jump, that's the fucking issue.
[01:05:53] You can?
[01:05:54] You can't!
[01:05:55] No, you can't!
[01:05:58] I just did it!
[01:05:59] I just did it!
[01:06:03] God, I actually have two easy seeds before this as well, that's the annoying part.
[01:06:14] I actually got such a lucky seed and then this part's just impossible.
[01:06:18] I can see I'm just I have to run to get close if I spam something just go right
[01:06:23] off the edge
[01:06:36] it's the hardest game ever it's the hardest game ever
[01:06:40] yo you think you're a good gamer beat Tower of Hell bro beat Tower of Hell
[01:06:44] then talk to me beat Tower of Hell and everybody in the chat can sit here and
[01:06:48] fucking large like they beat this shit none of y'all beat this maybe 5% of y'all
[01:06:54] beat this maybe 10 of y'all beat this in the chat yeah right you beat this I just
[01:07:07] beat it with no jump our boggles that's physically impossible that's why that's
[01:07:12] That's why you have to jump to get onto the first block.
[01:07:15] It's physically impossible.
[01:07:29] I just need a day where I get a good seat.
[01:07:38] What?
[01:07:39] What?
[01:07:41] What?
[01:07:43] What?
[01:07:45] What?
[01:07:47] What?
[01:07:49] What?
[01:07:51] What?
[01:07:53] What?
[01:07:55] What?
[01:07:57] What bro?
[01:07:59] What?
[01:08:03] Shift lock.
[01:08:05] I'm on control!
[01:08:07] What are you about controller?
[01:08:11] I can't shift lock in one controller guys
[01:08:37] You
[01:09:07] you
[01:09:37] you
[01:10:07] you
[01:10:37] you
[01:11:07] you
[01:12:07] This is competitive play.
[01:12:16] It's Calvary.
[01:12:19] F**k! I know it's not Toronto.
[01:12:21] I know it's not Toronto, because everybody thinks it's Toronto, it's not.
[01:12:24] It's Ottawa? Ottawa?
[01:12:27] It's Ottawa. It's not everybody thinks it's Toronto, but it's not.
[01:12:32] History is like, there's no way you know that!
[01:12:37] no one knows that unless you live in Canada no one knows that we all do yeah
[01:12:56] if you live in Canada you know that if you live in Canada you know that history
[01:13:01] I'm good at history. I'm so good at history
[01:13:05] Uh um
[01:13:12] Ebola
[01:13:17] Bro, why did I not let it finish I didn't let it finish 2020 I should have let it finish
[01:13:25] God
[01:13:27] Brett should have just let it finish man, Jesus!
[01:13:39] It's fine bro, these are just 200 pointers. This doesn't matter.
[01:13:42] This doesn't... This is my best category! This is my best category!
[01:13:46] Hockey's the one sport I never played.
[01:13:57] Like, bro, come on!
[01:14:00] Hockey's the one sport I never played.
[01:14:04] Like Jesus, bro, how am I so unlucky?
[01:14:13] How am I actually this unlucky?
[01:14:20] Why did Ken just send me a video?
[01:14:27] Yo, Ken just sent me the weirdest...
[01:14:31] It's not sports larper, I never played hockey!
[01:14:49] I'm good at history.
[01:14:53] Pumpeh, Pumpeh.
[01:14:54] I was left to my own divide of our voices.
[01:15:07] Sports 1000, if there's one thing I have, it's ball knowledge.
[01:15:12] There's one thing I have, it's ball knowledge.
[01:15:16] Come on.
[01:15:18] Good luck.
[01:15:20] Good luck.
[01:15:22] Good luck, dumbass!
[01:15:24] Idiot, idiot.
[01:15:33] Bro, low key it might be Candace Parker.
[01:15:38] Yeah, I don't watch WNBA!
[01:15:43] I don't fucking watch!
[01:15:52] No, it's not sexist. It's not no, it's not lark. I've never watched a WNBA game in my entire life. How am I going to know that?
[01:16:06] Press you, vamo boro carraio don't give me football if you give me football it's yo
[01:16:16] don't give me football if you give me football I'm never gonna lose don't give me football
[01:16:23] don't give me football don't give me football don't give me football I'll never lose if
[01:16:28] it's football good luck we'd actually know this I know it without even seeing the rest
[01:16:35] of it. It's three lines, three lines, three lines, three lines, three lines. It's three
[01:16:40] lines, it's three lines. Wait, what? Yeah. I knew it without even finishing it. Don't
[01:16:48] give me football. Don't give me football. I know more football than anyone in the planet.
[01:17:05] Come on!
[01:17:14] This guy's a Vinicius skin.
[01:17:24] This guy's a Vinicius.
[01:17:28] I'm good at history.
[01:17:30] I'm really good at history.
[01:17:33] I'm really good at history.
[01:17:40] Christopher, no.
[01:17:51] I tried to re-chat, sorry.
[01:17:52] Monty mode only, please, I can't see.
[01:17:55] Monty mode only, mode only.
[01:18:01] Thought it was Christopher Columbus, bro.
[01:18:03] I thought it was Christopher Columbus.
[01:18:05] I thought it was Christopher Columbus.
[01:18:11] I thought it was Christopher Columbus, dude.
[01:18:24] Christopher Columbus.
[01:18:30] James Cook, the bill's running back?
[01:18:33] I
[01:18:38] Don't call it
[01:18:41] But I'm in trivia
[01:18:44] Jazzy hold on Jazzy
[01:18:48] Jazzy one second
[01:18:52] Jazzy one second one second I have to win this this is competitive
[01:18:57] Jazzy, I'm coming! I'm coming, Jazzy, I'm coming. One more. I'm coming, Jazzy.
[01:19:07] Jazzy, I'm coming.
[01:19:09] Yeah, alright, this guy's in.
[01:19:27] Oh, I don't know this. I don't know this. I don't know this. I don't know this. I don't
[01:19:33] know this one. I don't know this one.
[01:19:35] So, where's my music? Which African countries province of Kabinda is separated? I don't know,
[01:19:49] Bro, I don't know.
[01:19:54] Angolia?
[01:19:56] Come on, come on.
[01:20:02] Bro spelled out IDK.
[01:20:06] Bro, we're all out of sports, bro.
[01:20:08] Musical artists and bands.
[01:20:11] I know a lot of music.
[01:20:14] Which rock band released sweet?
[01:20:16] I got to see the rest of the question, which rock band released sweet hold up.
[01:20:23] Oh, sweet child of mine, I know this because of stepbrothers, oh whoa, sweet child of mine.
[01:20:45] I think I'm best at music probably thousand dollar music
[01:20:54] Bro this cluck cluck chicken guy is literally just first picking and guessing what is wrong
[01:21:06] with this guy
[01:21:07] I don't I'm 25 I'm 25 bro I don't fucking know your Roblox no one that knows this is
[01:21:27] This guy's a hacker!
[01:21:32] Yeah, right!
[01:21:40] You don't fucking know that!
[01:21:42] No, you don't!
[01:21:49] Terrari.
[01:21:50] Oh, no, wait, this is Lamborghini.
[01:21:53] Bro, this is...
[01:21:57] I'm going to kill myself is that it's a ball or is it a horse?
[01:22:10] Is it a ball or a horse?
[01:22:13] Is it a bull or a horse?
[01:22:16] Oh my god, is it not a horse?
[01:22:32] It's a fucking bull.
[01:22:33] Wait, what?
[01:22:36] Yo, cluck-cluck chicken, if you're not going to take it serious, just leave, bro, please.
[01:22:42] If you're not gonna take this seriously, if you're not even trying to play trivia, leave, bro.
[01:22:51] Levies. Yeah, levies, levies.
[01:22:55] LEEVE! AHHHHH! C'mere!
[01:23:00] We're in a close game. Cluck-cluck chicken's just kind of here.
[01:23:06] I really, I'm smart with history. I know a lot of... History's the one thing I paid attention to.
[01:23:11] I paid attention to history, bro
[01:23:14] Don't give me a weird one
[01:23:17] All right, this kid needs to fucking leave yo clock clock if you're not gonna take it serious just leave bro, please
[01:23:24] You're not taking the shit serious
[01:23:32] Oh, I notice I notice
[01:23:34] Helen Kettles. Yes, this is Helen Keller. I
[01:23:37] Or is it the Braille?
[01:23:39] No, it's Helen Keller.
[01:23:45] Is it actually the guy whose name is Braille?
[01:23:49] I thought Helen Keller used it though.
[01:23:51] I thought she used it.
[01:23:53] Is it back?
[01:24:07] Companies and brands.
[01:24:14] Nokia just sounds finished.
[01:24:25] I did not know Nokia was finished.
[01:24:28] Nokia just sounds finished.
[01:24:30] I did not know that.
[01:24:36] Artisan bands? Companies and brands, companies and brands. How much
[01:24:45] what about cluck-cluck chicken just gasses again? Target, target, target, target.
[01:24:55] Target bullseye? Yeah, there's the dog with the bullseye over his eye. Yep.
[01:24:59] Come on. Too easy.
[01:25:01] TITLE EASY!
[01:25:03] There we go, guys!
[01:25:09] Company's a brand's $400.
[01:25:11] I'm actually fucking cooking.
[01:25:16] Yo, this kid! Yo, cluck-cluck!
[01:25:18] LEAVE! FUCKING LEAVE!
[01:25:20] If you're not gonna take it serious, bro, don't play trivia, little kid.
[01:25:24] I know you're a little kid. Take it serious, bro.
[01:25:29] Oh my god! Oh my god! I know this! I do this! This is the one I do! What? That's my job!
[01:25:45] What? That's so lucky. That is so lucky. Musical. Musical. I know a lot about music. I know a lot.
[01:25:58] Oh guys, high-fives type job and quotations.
[01:26:03] Cluck-cluck, you have to leave, bro.
[01:26:05] You're not taking it serious.
[01:26:06] You're not gonna win.
[01:26:08] You're just guessing and wasting time for everybody else.
[01:26:18] 2010.
[01:26:22] Bro, it's probably One Direction.
[01:26:24] I was thinking one direction just sounds like 2010 that makes sense that makes
[01:26:32] sense 2010 yes that sounds correct you don't know you're beautiful that's what
[01:26:40] makes you beautiful I feel like I'm an old guy so I'm actually gonna be good at
[01:26:46] trivia because now I've lived life you know what I mean
[01:26:54] Denver, Denver, Denver, Denver.
[01:26:56] Come on!
[01:26:58] I'm the best!
[01:27:00] Jack, I've never-
[01:27:24] you
[01:27:54] you
[01:28:24] you
[01:28:54] you
[01:29:24] you
[01:29:54] I'm going to get cucked by the bonus round, please god no.
[01:30:22] Anything but science, anything but s-
[01:30:31] Yes!
[01:30:33] Any-
[01:30:35] Clock clock, I need you to guess this right, because if you get it right, I just automatically
[01:30:42] win.
[01:30:43] Clock clock, please.
[01:30:44] Please clock clock.
[01:30:45] Wait, how much should I wager?
[01:30:50] How much should I wager?
[01:30:52] How much should I wager? Chat nothing right? Like nothing?
[01:31:07] Seven first. Yeah, I don't need to wager anything. It doesn't matter. I just need to get it right. Oh my god
[01:31:13] He's going oh, he's going for the kill. He's going for the kill
[01:31:16] He's going for the kill, bro. He's going for the kill. He's going for the kill
[01:31:22] All right, I come on I have to get this I
[01:31:32] Guess too fast I chose I thought it was I thought it was first come first serve I guess too fast I
[01:31:40] Think I'm right though. I'm right pair pair. I think I'm right
[01:31:52] Wait, but he gets it right, so how does that?
[01:32:14] Hi guys, why does that s- now I understand the format.
[01:32:34] Now I understand the format.
[01:32:35] God that's so stupid.
[01:32:38] So dumb though!
[01:33:08] You
[01:34:08] RISK NO TALKS!
[01:34:10] HI BYE!
[01:34:13] RISK NO TALKS TO HIM!
[01:34:15] I'll tell her how to pack.
[01:34:17] Best friend told her she better get back.
[01:34:23] Alright chat, since everybody says I got no ball knowledge, bro.
[01:34:27] Football quiz.
[01:34:29] Chat, let's test my ball knowledge right now.
[01:34:33] Let's test my ball knowledge right now.
[01:34:36] Masi moroni, imoroni, imoroni.
[01:34:45] Football quiz. Let's do this.
[01:34:57] Hi guys, my right monitor exploded. I don't know what to do.
[01:35:01] Hi guys, my right monitor exploded. I think somebody hacked me.
[01:35:04] I'll never mind. There we go.
[01:35:06] Chad, which one?
[01:35:08] Which one? Which one? Which one?
[01:35:17] That's the national team by Player Club.
[01:35:20] Which one, guys? Which one?
[01:35:22] Top one?
[01:35:30] Water two.
[01:35:34] You guys want to say I have no ball knowledge, right?
[01:35:47] Is there a football cahoo?
[01:35:54] Have someone have to log into your account.
[01:35:55] Chad, is there a football cahoot?
[01:36:13] Chad, what about this one?
[01:36:15] What about this one?
[01:36:16] Guys, what about this one?
[01:36:18] Host it live?
[01:36:19] Name a famous footballer.
[01:36:21] Chad, what about this one right here?
[01:36:23] Come on man.
[01:36:42] No bad names.
[01:36:43] Chat, no bad names.
[01:36:49] Come on, come on, come on, come on.
[01:36:51] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[01:36:54] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[01:36:56] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[01:36:58] Oh my God.
[01:37:00] Start, start.
[01:37:02] Here we go, here we go, here we go.
[01:37:06] Chat, testing ball notes today.
[01:37:09] Chat testing ball knowledge today testing ball knowledge
[01:37:15] Here we go, let's see the ball knowledge chat
[01:37:21] Where where's the football player
[01:37:26] How do I guess how do I guess
[01:37:29] Type wait, I'm host I can't oh
[01:37:35] I can't
[01:37:37] Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo.
[01:37:45] Chad, I'll accept Ronaldo or Pinaldo if you type either one.
[01:37:53] If you type either one, both acceptable.
[01:37:57] Chad, I'm going to go 19 for 19, bro.
[01:38:03] Guys, you can do Pinaldo too in the next one
[01:38:08] In the next one here we go. I feel like a teacher. I feel like a high school teacher, bro
[01:38:15] Hauling hauling job. This is too easy, bro. This is like
[01:38:19] Bro, this is too easy, bro. I think this is too easy. I think this quiz is too easy, bro
[01:38:27] They more they more they more the prince who never became king
[01:38:33] Come on, into the next one.
[01:38:37] Maybe it'll get harder.
[01:38:38] I'm 12, he's small.
[01:38:39] I'm 12, he's small.
[01:38:48] David Beckham.
[01:38:52] Guys, this is too easy for a guy that actually knows ball.
[01:38:55] This is, bro, this is like a quiz you give your girlfriend in Bap-A, in Bap-A.
[01:39:00] So this is a quiz you give your girlfriend, bro.
[01:39:03] Guys, uh, mirror slap close a mirror slap close a
[01:39:08] mirror slap close a guys this is too easy if you have ball knowledge bro this is
[01:39:13] too easy
[01:39:14] uh hurricane hurricane this is too easy bro
[01:39:20] am I skipping too fast? Should I give them more time?
[01:39:24] uh, Luca Madritch one of the greatest midfielders of all time
[01:39:28] Luca Madrid's baby got robbed by Portugal and the referees in the World Cup, probably
[01:39:37] my favorite Madrid player, either him or Bale.
[01:39:41] Oh my god, EDS, stop!
[01:39:46] EDS, stop!
[01:39:48] Now, this is potentially top five central midfielder of all time.
[01:39:58] winning burger burgers winning is that bronze cat uh saurio money saurio money saurio money
[01:40:09] saurio money saurio money
[01:40:14] ask me saurio money
[01:40:19] who is in the next one uh gegamaradonna
[01:40:24] gegamaradonna gegamaradonna
[01:40:26] Yeah you gotta be quick bro that's part of the skills.
[01:40:31] That's part of the skills guys.
[01:40:38] Guys I'm gonna be honest this is too easy bro. I have too much bone on us for this quest.
[01:40:42] This is way too easy man. The hardest one was probably like Griezmann or Closet.
[01:40:51] I feel like a lot of larpers wouldn't know Closet.
[01:40:53] Billy I feel like a lot of larpers would not know close a
[01:40:59] Billy Billy Billy
[01:41:03] Guys I have to do a way harder one than this who's gonna win I think burgers gonna win Ron's cat
[01:41:10] Zidane Zidane yes, it ain't Zidane Zidane
[01:41:14] Probably honestly
[01:41:17] Best center midfielder of all time
[01:41:20] Best center midfielder of all time
[01:41:23] Bro burgers gonna win
[01:41:28] La mingam all eat that way eat that way
[01:41:32] Don't eat that out eat it up. Let me give all let me give all
[01:41:38] All right last one let's see
[01:41:42] Guys I got 19 for 19, bro. Oh, no, this is 18
[01:41:48] Who is it? Who's it on? I don't
[01:41:53] I can't tell from the side of his face
[01:41:58] Who's it on I can't tell Guardiola
[01:42:04] But only shows the side of his face
[01:42:10] De Stefano what I
[01:42:16] Got that I couldn't tell from the side of his face
[01:42:18] I
[01:42:22] Kaka kaka
[01:42:25] Chat kaka
[01:42:27] Jabby artists, bro. I don't know. I don't know who De stepano is probably dead ass. I don't know that it is
[01:42:35] All right guys 18 for 19 not bad bro not bad not bad. Okay chat. We need a harder quiz, bro. Let's do this, bro
[01:43:14] Lionel Messi
[01:43:24] Cristiano Ronaldo
[01:43:29] Iliadne Bappe
[01:43:32] Killian Mbappi
[01:43:35] Okay, this is fun
[01:43:37] Erling Brad Hollins
[01:43:41] Erling Howe
[01:43:44] Yes, Abbas, you can turn off Emoto only because Chad is at our time.
[01:43:57] Name our
[01:44:01] Name our junior
[01:44:10] Kevin De Bruyne
[01:44:19] Robert Madame doves
[01:44:27] Vinicius Jr.
[01:44:57] Benzema 15 15 we know Benzema we know
[01:45:07] Saudi Omane Saudi Omane Saudi Omane Saudi Omane
[01:45:13] come on bro this is too easy Ratsman Ratsi Ratsi
[01:45:19] This is too easy bro.
[01:45:24] Um, Musciara, Musciara, Jamala Musciara, Musciara, Badri, Badri, Badri, Badri, Badri, Badri,
[01:45:40] Velligam Velligam Velligam
[01:45:42] This is so easy for me, bro
[01:45:44] I can't wait to play Felonada
[01:45:49] Ah Bruno Bruno Bruno Bruno Bruno
[01:45:52] Hernandez
[01:45:58] Rodri
[01:46:00] Best player on the Spain national team, bro
[01:46:03] Rodri
[01:46:04] gonna keep it alive
[01:46:08] Frank in the Yong
[01:46:08] Franky the Young!
[01:46:10] Franky the Young.
[01:46:11] Chad, it's gotta get to the medium.
[01:46:15] Ah, Castamiro! Castamiro! Castamiro! Castamiro!
[01:46:19] Castamiro! Castamiro.
[01:46:23] Tony Cruz! Tony Cruz!
[01:46:26] Tony Cruz! Tony Cruz! Tony Cruz!
[01:46:28] Tony Cruz.
[01:46:32] Um, no I know this! Um, no way!
[01:46:36] Good to get, yes, good to get, no, no, no, no, I noticed,
[01:46:40] it's just his name is confusing.
[01:46:42] I noticed, I noticed, his name is just confusing.
[01:46:45] Ah, Joshua Kimmings, Joshua Kimmings.
[01:46:51] Joshua Kimmings.
[01:46:53] Chad, I'm 24 for 25, and if I had more time,
[01:46:57] I would have gotten good to get, it's just three seconds.
[01:46:59] Um, Martino de Ga, Martino de Ga, Martino de Ga.
[01:47:06] I got confused because of the Liverpool top bro last
[01:47:35] I'm close to my eyes. I'm not ready to chat. I'm not ready to chat. Let me focus.
[01:47:48] Fill a photo. Fill a photo. Fill a photo.
[01:47:53] Alright, out of those mines.
[01:47:57] Virtual van penis!
[01:48:00] Virtual van...
[01:48:01] Virtual van die.
[01:48:05] Um, tibocrofoam.
[01:48:07] Tibocrofoam.
[01:48:08] Tibocrofoam.
[01:48:09] Tibocrofoam.
[01:48:15] Ah, salida.
[01:48:17] Salida?
[01:48:18] God damn it.
[01:48:20] No, no, no, bro, it's just...
[01:48:22] Sariba and Gabriel Azuz, I get confused.
[01:48:26] No, I get them confused.
[01:48:30] Ante? Ante?
[01:48:32] You're a hamster.
[01:48:35] This is easy mode?
[01:48:37] Um, Enzo, Enzo.
[01:48:40] Enzo.
[01:48:41] Enzo for none.
[01:48:42] This is easy mode?
[01:48:44] Way to get taller?
[01:48:47] Oh, Darwin, Darwin!
[01:48:49] Where are you going?
[01:48:52] I've never seen this guy in my life. I've never seen this guy in my life. Ericsson,
[01:49:04] Swedish guy? The Swedish guy? I've never seen this guy in my life.
[01:49:11] Um, oh wait, is that Jota?
[01:49:16] Oh, how old is this video?
[01:49:21] One year.
[01:49:22] Rest in peace, Jota.
[01:49:23] Rest in peace, rest in peace, rest in peace.
[01:49:25] Jota, rest in peace, chat, rest in peace.
[01:49:29] Um, en grue en grue, cante, maestro, quim, pende, en grue, cante, chat, but I don't,
[01:49:39] if this is easy, like, bro.
[01:49:40] Bro, I thought this would be medium.
[01:49:42] Oh, wait, I noticed my eyes are closed.
[01:49:46] I just need time to think.
[01:49:49] Hold on, I noticed.
[01:49:50] No, no, no, I just need time to think.
[01:49:53] It's the, it's like, he's like the really pasty fullback.
[01:50:00] I know who this is.
[01:50:01] I just, I'm my eyes are closed, I'm not pretty Jack.
[01:50:03] It's the really pasty fullback.
[01:50:05] I know his name, but I'm blanking right now.
[01:50:08] He's English.
[01:50:10] Really pasty fullback.
[01:50:12] I know who this is, bro.
[01:50:14] I'm blanking right now.
[01:50:15] If I read chat, I'm gonna feel like a dickhead.
[01:50:17] I know this guy.
[01:50:20] I'm just blanking.
[01:50:22] My eyes are closed.
[01:50:23] Really pasty fullback.
[01:50:25] Oh my God.
[01:50:29] Walker, Kyle Walker.
[01:50:30] Yes, bro.
[01:50:31] No, I knew this.
[01:50:32] I just forgot I blanked.
[01:50:34] I blanked, bro.
[01:50:35] Kyle Walker.
[01:50:36] What?
[01:50:38] Tile walk.
[01:50:44] Who the f...
[01:50:47] Who the fuck is that?
[01:50:52] Los Andro Martinez Place for United?
[01:50:56] What?
[01:50:58] Los Andro Martinez Place for United?
[01:51:02] What?
[01:51:04] Lisandro Martinez
[01:51:06] No, I know he's Argentinian, bro, but I didn't know he had blonde hair at one time and played for United
[01:51:15] I've never seen this guy in my life
[01:51:20] Oh Alba the Austrian player
[01:51:25] The Austrian player
[01:51:27] Oh, yeah, it's okay.
[01:51:28] David, I'm up.
[01:51:29] Okay, okay.
[01:51:33] Wait, what kid is this?
[01:51:35] German keeper, Ter Stegen?
[01:51:41] Mark and Rita Stegen.
[01:51:46] Um, he's covering his face.
[01:51:49] It's, um...
[01:51:52] Come on, bro. I know who this guy is, bro.
[01:51:54] I know who this guy is.
[01:51:55] Um...
[01:51:57] Come on. I know this guy. Chat my eyes are closed. I know this guy. What?
[01:52:01] It's not Garibnaco. It's the...
[01:52:07] He's like a winger. He's a winger. I know he's a winger. Chat, who is it?
[01:52:12] It's a winger. Who is this?
[01:52:17] Anthony Dos Santos, the goat. What do you mean, the goat? The real goat? Oh, Anthony, that's who it is.
[01:52:24] I was confused when you got to say those Santas. Yes, he's a winner
[01:52:28] Anthony
[01:52:30] Which I what do you mean the real go? What do you mean the real go?
[01:52:34] Anthony
[01:52:37] Who's my okay, bro, I'm gonna be honest how is Dembele in the same exact category as like
[01:52:47] Kyle Walker like Dembele is way more known than Kyle Walker
[01:52:54] this guy on a pound or some and don't be me
[01:52:59] I like to see my guy stop Alexis Mac Alice wait it's oh my god this is the guy
[01:53:11] that ghosted for United I believe this guy I might be wrong but this guy was a
[01:53:16] Striker right right rachel and rattle and rattle husband husband. Oh, it's the light. Oh, it's the light, okay?
[01:53:25] Bro, I'm gonna be honest, bro. I thought it was hudgel and that's the light center back
[01:53:32] What that was a hudgel and brought the ice to lift
[01:53:38] This is um
[01:53:40] This is um, I know who this is this is what's what's my color. I know this is it's um
[01:53:48] Portuguese player, uh, portuguese, um, portuguese player it is um
[01:53:57] It's not Bruno. It's um, it's portuguese. I know who this is. It's um, oh my god, it's portugal. It's
[01:54:05] Sportacal player, oh
[01:54:07] It's a Bernardo Silva
[01:54:10] Ruben Diaz
[01:54:12] No, Bernardo Silva is short Ruben Diaz is tall
[01:54:16] Yeah, sorry Ruben Diaz chat. I'm sorry. How is this feeling easy? What's hard gonna be?
[01:54:25] Look at your soccer
[01:54:27] Bukayosaka!
[01:54:29] Bukayosaka!
[01:54:33] Ah, Akstapakini! Akstapakini! Akstapakini!
[01:54:37] Akstapakini!
[01:54:41] Um, Daruma!
[01:54:43] Januigi Daruma!
[01:54:45] Januigi Daruma!
[01:54:51] Oh no!
[01:54:53] Oh no!
[01:54:54] Bro, if that was easy, I got some of those wrongs!
[01:54:57] uh Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison Backer, Allison Backer
[01:55:11] um, Liverpool, um, what the fuck?
[01:55:16] um, Liverpool is it's
[01:55:19] I know who this is, it's Manchester City goalkeeper, he's quite good.
[01:55:47] Aderson! Aderson!
[01:55:50] Bro, Aderson!
[01:55:52] Uhmm...
[01:55:55] Julian Alvarez! Julian Alvarez!
[01:55:58] Julian Alvarez!
[01:56:01] Come on, here we go.
[01:56:03] Um... Luis Diaz! Luis Diaz!
[01:56:07] There he is! Luis Diaz.
[01:56:10] Chad, if you know it, say it!
[01:56:12] Um...
[01:56:14] Bro, I'm gonna be honest.
[01:56:15] honest I have not watched Tottenham play because they're shit I never watched
[01:56:21] Tottenham because they're shit Madison yeah that is their best player
[01:56:26] we want to highlight some Tottenham games so I don't watch Tottenham because
[01:56:31] they're shit this guy is very famous um I don't know yeah we change
[01:56:44] What is impossible gonna be God?
[01:56:57] Bro, I don't know. I don't know.
[01:57:00] Cavadio.
[01:57:01] Yo, Scopadio.
[01:57:02] Oh, Chad, I don't...
[01:57:10] Angry Ginch.
[01:57:11] I know this guy, Brazilian player, um, Rissadasen, Rissadasen, Rissadasen, Rissadasen, yeah, Rissadasen.
[01:57:31] Um, I know who this is.
[01:57:35] Portugal left wing. He introduced speed to Ronaldo. I don't know why I'm blanking right now.
[01:57:42] Portugal left wing introduced speed to Ronaldo looks a little bit kind of like speed.
[01:57:47] Left wing, Portugal, AC Milan. I have him in my FIFA team. Why am I blanking?
[01:57:55] I know what this is, bro. It's left-wing Portugal. Left-wing Portugal, AC Milan. Introduced speed to Ronaldo. Come on, I know this guy.
[01:58:08] Um
[01:58:11] Bro, I'm blanking like chat I I I'm blanking um
[01:58:18] Portugal left wing having my FIFA ultimate team um
[01:58:22] It started with a R to start with a R. It's uh, so it's been a F. Oh
[01:58:27] No, this I notice guy bro. This guy's like extremely known
[01:58:31] bro I blanked I blanked tell what's his name Rafael Leo bro I blanked bro I blanked
[01:58:38] guys I know this guy Rafael Leo
[01:58:43] okay this is um Portugal center mid um not Bruno Fernandez it's uh Bernardo Silva this
[01:58:55] This is Bernardo. This is Bernardo so much.
[01:58:59] Not that good with names.
[01:59:01] Bernardo Silva.
[01:59:05] Declan Rice. Declan Rice.
[01:59:09] Declan Rice.
[01:59:14] Best player in Madrid, Fede Valverde.
[01:59:19] Fede Valverde.
[01:59:21] Federico Valverde.
[01:59:25] Who the hell who is this?
[01:59:32] Maris?
[01:59:35] Um...
[01:59:41] Christopher Encombe
[01:59:45] It's got 5 star 5 star and FIFA!
[01:59:47] Me? I think me. Bareia.
[02:00:00] Oh my god Brazil everybody knows this guy um I have to think bro I can't do it in three
[02:00:21] seconds I have to think Brazil everybody knows this guy everybody knows this guy this
[02:00:26] This guy's very famous.
[02:00:30] Brazil, Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.
[02:00:33] It has two names, two names.
[02:00:39] Bro, come on, notice guy.
[02:00:41] Eddie, Ida Militão, yes, everybody knows this guy.
[02:00:44] Ida Militão, I know Ida Militão, it's just I'm blanking.
[02:00:49] And their minute though.
[02:00:50] I don't watch cereal.
[02:01:04] I don't watch cereal.
[02:01:08] Benjamin Pavant.
[02:01:09] I don't watch cereal.
[02:01:11] Greg?
[02:01:12] Oh, that's William Saliba.
[02:01:15] Oh.
[02:01:16] Oh, that's William Saliba.
[02:01:19] Oh, that's William Saliba.
[02:01:28] David.
[02:01:33] Van Wynne.
[02:01:34] I don't know him.
[02:01:38] How is lamina more medium?
[02:01:41] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[02:01:42] Is this AI?
[02:01:44] How is the mean of all media?
[02:01:50] La meanie am I?
[02:01:56] Brother what's your r-
[02:02:02] Oh, Marcus Turan.
[02:02:09] Franklin, Franklin.
[02:02:10] mcglenn
[02:02:12] mcglenn
[02:02:14] mcglenn
[02:02:16] mcglenn
[02:02:18] trevor
[02:02:20] trevor trevor
[02:02:22] gonzalo rammels
[02:02:24] that's the portuguese backup
[02:02:26] behind cr7
[02:02:28] mcglenn
[02:02:30] mcglenn
[02:02:32] ghost of united
[02:02:34] hoitland
[02:02:36] hoitland
[02:02:38] Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[02:02:44] Anzu Faki?
[02:02:49] Anzu Faki.
[02:02:54] Um, flow! Flowbirds, flowbirds, flowbirds!
[02:02:58] Florian Virts.
[02:03:00] Uh, Peter, Peter.
[02:03:07] Peter.
[02:03:10] Julian Brandt.
[02:03:16] Radibull Leipzig.
[02:03:18] Um, Chris.
[02:03:22] Chris.
[02:03:24] Chris.
[02:03:26] Javi Simons.
[02:03:29] Um, Nico Williams, Nico Williams, Nico Williams.
[02:03:36] Nico Williams.
[02:03:43] Greg.
[02:03:47] Tiago, I'll tell you.
[02:03:54] This guy's daaamn.
[02:03:59] Gisco.
[02:04:04] Kings Lacona.
[02:04:09] Doku! Doku!
[02:04:14] Jeremy Doku!
[02:04:19] Jeremy Doku.
[02:04:23] Don't go.
[02:04:24] Uh, Gartenacho, wait, what?
[02:04:31] What happened to Gartenacho?
[02:04:35] What happened to Gartenacho?
[02:04:36] He didn't even play in Argentina's roster.
[02:04:40] What happened to him?
[02:04:42] He didn't even play in Argentina's roster.
[02:04:48] He's a fanboy now?
[02:04:53] He signed to Ascendola? Is he washed?
[02:05:04] He's washed already?
[02:05:12] Peter
[02:05:13] Federico Chiesa.
[02:05:19] Oh no!
[02:05:22] Oh no, bro! Hard Lever.
[02:05:28] Wait! Um...
[02:05:30] Eze! Eze! Eze!
[02:05:32] Eze! Eze!
[02:05:33] That's actually Eze!
[02:05:35] Everett Chiesa.
[02:05:36] Everett Chiesa!
[02:05:37] What is it?
[02:05:39] Fill up! Fill up!
[02:05:44] Lucas Paquette
[02:05:50] He's hot! He's hot! He's hot! He's hot!
[02:05:53] Alexander, he's hot!
[02:05:56] Guys, I'm doing good!
[02:05:59] David! David! David! David!
[02:06:02] Mason?
[02:06:04] Wait, I've heard about this guy.
[02:06:06] Yeah, no, I thought about...
[02:06:33] It's in green.
[02:06:36] I know this I know this um oh my god I know his face I seen him in the he's
[02:06:48] English player he's with Barca now Anthony Gordon
[02:06:55] It's not TV, bro.
[02:07:06] Wait, oh my god, I kind of see it.
[02:07:09] Wait, I kind of see it.
[02:07:11] Um, Rudy?
[02:07:13] Rudy?
[02:07:14] Rudy?
[02:07:15] Rudy?
[02:07:16] Um, Rudy? Rudy? Rudy? Rudy?
[02:07:22] Antonio Rootiger.
[02:07:29] Um...
[02:07:35] Dominic Zaboslai! Yes! Dominic Zaboslai is from the Liverpool Busts New Players!
[02:07:40] God, he's handsome, bro.
[02:07:43] I did not know Zaboslai was this handsome.
[02:07:52] Zaboslai is so handsome, bro.
[02:07:55] What?
[02:07:56] He's so handsome.
[02:07:57] I did not even know that.
[02:07:59] What?
[02:08:00] Dominik Zaboslai.
[02:08:01] Chris.
[02:08:02] What?
[02:08:03] How do y'all know that are you guys hacking?
[02:08:16] Raphinha!
[02:08:18] Wait!
[02:08:19] How is Raphinha a hard mode?
[02:08:23] This is an AI!
[02:08:25] But this is an AI!
[02:08:29] Raphinha.
[02:08:30] If there was no top-on I would have said son.
[02:08:45] He looks just like son bro.
[02:08:47] I'm not even trying to be like messed up.
[02:08:49] Endo.
[02:08:50] Wataru Endo?
[02:08:51] What are we going to fill up fill up fill up
[02:09:04] That guy's like a French player way I never knew how brain looks bro that guy's like a
[02:09:14] like a really good french player like midfielder right?
[02:09:17] of a rain
[02:09:23] why don't watch galatasere bro
[02:09:26] chat what league does galatasere play in like a turkish league?
[02:09:30] oh that's osu! man
[02:09:33] wait, osu! man's galatasere?
[02:09:37] victor osu! man
[02:09:39] bro that's not fair he has a mask
[02:09:44] Wait, wait, wait, I know who this is.
[02:09:48] This guy's in, um, this guy's, I'm like blanking, oh, Matarro, this is Matarro, yeah, Matarro,
[02:09:58] Martínez.
[02:10:00] Matarro.
[02:10:01] Come on, Celia!
[02:10:02] Come on, Celia!
[02:10:03] The bitch is Maracelia.
[02:10:04] Um, everybody knows this guy, Marquinhos, Marquinhos.
[02:10:05] Baracteria.
[02:10:09] Um...
[02:10:10] Everybody knows this guy.
[02:10:11] Marquinhos, Marquinhos.
[02:10:15] Marquinhos.
[02:10:26] Tristan.
[02:10:28] Sersky.
[02:10:29] What?
[02:10:31] Zip.
[02:10:32] His name is Xerksi.
[02:10:33] That sounds like a Xbox gamer tag that sounds like a Xbox gamer tag is Xerksi
[02:10:49] I don't watch serial how many times I got to save it
[02:11:03] How do y'all know chat are you guys hacking oh um this guy's like the really good young
[02:11:16] player he's like a right wing for United he's a really young player I believe he plays
[02:11:22] for coast ivory coast a ivory um I know who this is I just don't oh my god what's his
[02:11:29] name? I'm a Diablo. Co-Cyber. Yes, bro. I'm a Diablo. Peter, Peter, Peter. Ricardo Pereira.
[02:11:44] Wait, Barca player? Barca player, um, Barca right back, I think? Who is this? Alba! Alba!
[02:11:59] Jordi Alba! Jordi Alba!
[02:12:07] You know put a stitch bro you I'm gonna be honest put a stitch you did not do shit in the World Cup game against Belgium, bro
[02:12:14] I like
[02:12:16] You they stole the ball from you nine times and then you fake the fucking injury
[02:12:24] Like I'm gonna be honest I was disappointed as shit
[02:12:27] He lost the ball nine times and fake the injury
[02:12:30] I know exactly what this is Netherlands Netherlands um
[02:13:00] um, Netherlands player, Netherlands player. It is the Netherlands attacker. I know who
[02:13:06] this is. Netherlands attacker. Come on, bro. I know who this is, man. Netherlands attacker.
[02:13:12] What's his name? Memphis to pie. Memphis to pie. Guys, see what I mean? Like, I know
[02:13:17] who Memphis to pie is, but sometimes I blank. I blank. Memphis to pay. Christian. Christian.
[02:13:28] Christian Christian, Georgina why now?
[02:13:30] I don't know, I don't know.
[02:13:32] I don't know.
[02:13:34] Steve, Steve, Steve.
[02:13:36] I don't know.
[02:13:38] I don't know, I don't know.
[02:13:42] Bro, I do not watch the serial.
[02:13:48] We've some love of it.
[02:13:50] Wait, this guy's actually like, high rating in FIFA.
[02:13:58] I'm gonna be honest bro did not do shit in the world cup did not do anything in the world cup thought he would do better
[02:14:16] Kamavinga aka ghost of Madrid aka what do you even do aka why are you on the pitch aka you wouldn't even be good in the MLS
[02:14:28] Kamavinga, the fart of La Liga.
[02:14:38] Wait, uh, no, I don't know this guy.
[02:14:45] Oh, Oli Watkins!
[02:14:47] Bro, I was gonna say Oli Watkins, but his hair's long here.
[02:14:51] Oli Watkins, now, sure there.
[02:14:53] Oli Watkins.
[02:14:58] I don't watch Sharia!
[02:15:05] Come on!
[02:15:08] Coop Miners?
[02:15:11] Coop Miners.
[02:15:14] Miners?
[02:15:18] Mateo Kobachi.
[02:15:22] I don't watch Sharia!
[02:15:27] Um, number eight in Spain?
[02:15:36] Fabian Ruiz?
[02:15:39] That's how he looks!
[02:15:43] Fabian Ruiz.
[02:15:46] Franklin!
[02:15:49] Correntino Liso.
[02:15:51] Yeah, how do you guys know that?
[02:15:55] Are you guys hackers?
[02:15:57] That's how Goretzka looks.
[02:16:21] I'm going to that guy's famous. That's how he looked
[02:16:29] Italian player, I know who this is, but I'm blanking. See this is what I'm talking about, bro
[02:16:35] Italian player PSG. I believe mid is he know starts with a V starts with a V something V is V V
[02:16:44] What is it Verati?
[02:16:51] Enter Miami?
[02:16:56] What?
[02:16:57] Matui...
[02:16:58] Blaze Matui is in...
[02:17:01] Enter Miami?
[02:17:02] That's not fair!
[02:17:03] Blaze Matui D.
[02:17:04] Oh no.
[02:17:05] Oh no.
[02:17:06] Oh no.
[02:17:07] Oh no.
[02:17:08] Possible level.
[02:17:09] Pfft.
[02:17:10] Guys.
[02:17:11] What?
[02:17:12] What?
[02:17:13] What?
[02:17:14] What?
[02:17:15] What?
[02:17:16] What?
[02:17:17] No possible level guys, I got not a lot of the meat or not a lot of the heart
[02:17:30] I've never seen this I've never seen this man in my life. I just want to get one impossible
[02:17:35] I
[02:17:37] Do you know
[02:17:39] Emilinkovic sandwich
[02:17:46] Wait, I've seen this dude before I've seen this guy's face
[02:17:51] Yeah, bro the Spain player, bro this guy scored for Spain. I know I see this face Marino
[02:18:07] Brock
[02:18:09] Calvin Phillips.
[02:18:11] J.D. Harris. How?
[02:18:20] Conrad Limer.
[02:18:28] Manuel Locatelli.
[02:18:34] I just want to get one impossible place!
[02:18:39] Giovanni di Lorenzo
[02:18:48] Teo Hernandez, wait how's that impossible? He's like really good.
[02:18:52] Teo Hernandez.
[02:18:53] What?
[02:19:01] Dai Otto Pamecano
[02:19:06] Oh my God
[02:19:07] I can get this Uruguay Uruguay Center back. Oh my god. Um, I
[02:19:13] Know who this is. Oh my god. I have to pause. I notice I'm not reading chat my eyes is closed
[02:19:18] Uruguay Center back
[02:19:27] Uruguay Center back Uruguay
[02:19:30] No, I know who this is, bro. I know this is
[02:19:33] No, I don't remember his name
[02:19:37] I know who that is bro, like that's such bullshit.
[02:19:49] Son, like Arsenal backup keeper, who would know?
[02:20:04] How do you know that it's chef?
[02:20:08] How?
[02:20:20] Nick Pope.
[02:20:21] That's my name.
[02:20:23] That's my name.
[02:20:27] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[02:20:28] France, France keeper.
[02:20:30] Mania, mania, mania!
[02:20:32] Wait, wait, Spainkeeper. Hold on, I'm on a roll here. Spainkeeper, um, come on, bro.
[02:20:50] Unicemome! Come on!
[02:20:53] Well, the names are confusing!
[02:20:55] Unicemome.
[02:21:02] Much red. Much red?
[02:21:06] Much red keeper.
[02:21:14] Kailor Navas.
[02:21:16] How do you know now know I was reading chat.
[02:21:27] Well, okay, I literally saw this guy's face five days ago.
[02:21:32] This guy played.
[02:21:34] Who is this?
[02:21:37] This guy played for check you, right?
[02:21:39] This guy played for check you, right?
[02:21:41] Oh no wait this is Barca's Keeper um Barca's Keeper this is Barca's Keeper, pull it!
[02:21:49] Bro yes this guy's Barca's Keeper!
[02:21:53] I think he's hurt!
[02:21:55] Goitich stands there.
[02:22:09] Good ride.
[02:22:17] Robert Andrew.
[02:22:25] Your Attila Months.
[02:22:35] Marco Arnau Polish.
[02:22:44] Ruben Loftis Cheat.
[02:22:47] Comment your answers and subscribe.
[02:22:50] Bro!
[02:22:51] Oh!
[02:22:52] I did good on easy and I did okay on medium once it got to hard, bro
[02:23:01] Okay, this is easy guess the national team based off clubs. Hey everyone. Welcome to the guest
[02:23:06] This is gotta be easy national team by players clubs challenge World Cup 2026 edition. I got we will show you the club
[02:23:13] I got this different players and you have to guess the national team. Let's start the challenge. Which
[02:23:19] This is Argentina. This is Argentina. Messi, Lattaro. This is, yeah, Romero. This is Argentina.
[02:23:33] This is Argentina 100%.
[02:23:34] National team is this.
[02:23:35] Mass, I'm not only. I'm not only.
[02:23:38] McAllister. This is Argentina.
[02:23:43] One for one.
[02:23:45] Mass, Mass.
[02:23:46] The answer is Argentina.
[02:23:52] Can you guess this team?
[02:23:54] Napoli striker, Man City left wing.
[02:24:01] Maybe Madrid keeper.
[02:24:06] Ooh, Napoli striker, Napoli central midfielder.
[02:24:12] Sporting center back.
[02:24:16] It can't be Belgium wait, maybe the only Nepodist striker I know is like
[02:24:31] like
[02:24:38] Oseman was, no he played it in her.
[02:24:42] Did no, Oseman played it in a potty.
[02:24:44] Nigeria?
[02:24:50] Nigeria?
[02:24:57] It's Belgium.
[02:24:59] How's it Belgium?
[02:25:03] De Bruyne is at Napoleon now. I thought Belgium cuz Courtois
[02:25:09] De Bruyne is at na-
[02:25:11] When did the brine go to the poli?
[02:25:34] It's Belgium.
[02:25:36] What?
[02:25:39] Who is this national side?
[02:25:42] Uh, Maune?
[02:25:45] Is this...
[02:25:47] Germany?
[02:25:49] Is this...
[02:25:53] No, this isn't Germany, because like, Kimmich would be...
[02:26:00] Wait, Maune would be...
[02:26:03] Maune would be Cameroon?
[02:26:06] Or Senegal?
[02:26:09] Cameroon? Cameroon, Senegal?
[02:26:22] The correct answer is Senegal. Senegal. There we go. There we go. Half-white.
[02:26:28] Next squad. Who are they?
[02:26:30] Juve, Milan, Palace, Fordham, Bournemouth, PSV.
[02:26:37] Bro, this is...
[02:26:41] This is...
[02:26:43] Levercurson left-wing.
[02:26:47] This is...
[02:26:49] Wait, is this Team USA?
[02:26:55] Sergino Desk?
[02:27:01] No, this isn't USA.
[02:27:03] No, this is USA.
[02:27:05] West McKinney, Sergino Dest, or Keeper's MLS.
[02:27:10] This is USA.
[02:27:12] This is USA.
[02:27:13] Sergino Dest, West McKinney, Pulisic.
[02:27:19] Yeah, this is USA.
[02:27:20] I'm a 100%er.
[02:27:23] That's USA.
[02:27:27] And the national team is the United States.
[02:27:32] Guess the logo.
[02:27:34] Guess the logo, I believe Netherlands.
[02:27:38] I believe this is Netherlands.
[02:27:41] Netherlands.
[02:27:43] Netherlands.
[02:27:43] And the answer is.
[02:27:53] Which team are we talking about?
[02:27:54] Okay, Atlantis striker, City striker.
[02:27:59] Odegaard, wait, Odegaard, Holland, Norway.
[02:28:03] Otagard Holland, Norway.
[02:28:06] Otagard Holland.
[02:28:08] Norway.
[02:28:14] Norway.
[02:28:15] The answer is Norway.
[02:28:18] Oscar Baud.
[02:28:21] Can you name this national team?
[02:28:24] Liverpool, center mid.
[02:28:29] Wait.
[02:28:31] Wait.
[02:28:33] Liverpool's center mid Rotterdam striker Bayern center back is this like is this like Hungary
[02:28:57] Or like Bulgaria?
[02:29:00] Chad, where's the boss life from?
[02:29:06] Is this the boss life?
[02:29:15] The correct answer is Japan.
[02:29:23] Take a look at these clubs.
[02:29:25] All the hell all striker Manchester United center mid wait this is Uruguay no no it's
[02:29:43] not Uruguay. It's like Manchester United center mid. Wait, this could be
[02:29:53] I'm not even kidding if this said Al Nassar I would have said Portugal because of Bruno
[02:30:21] No, it can't be Portugal.
[02:30:24] Bro, I don't know.
[02:30:25] Any ideas?
[02:30:26] I don't know.
[02:30:34] What country is this?
[02:30:37] And the answer is Uruguay.
[02:30:39] It is Uruguay.
[02:30:44] Wait, Darwin plays out all hell all?
[02:30:47] See, this one was fucking me up.
[02:30:48] And the answer is...
[02:30:50] Wait, Darwin, please a- Wait, what? What?
[02:31:05] Darwin, please a- Oh, hello? What? What?
[02:31:11] Zirigwai.
[02:31:16] Can you identify this lineup?
[02:31:17] Right Wing Madrid, Paris Saint-Chamon, right back.
[02:31:27] Oh, I don't know.
[02:31:32] Madrid, right wing.
[02:31:35] Bro, wait a minute.
[02:31:39] Is this?
[02:31:41] No, I don't know.
[02:31:44] I don't know, I don't know.
[02:31:55] It's Morocco.
[02:31:56] Oh, Hakimi!
[02:31:57] What am I thinking?
[02:32:01] Hakimi!
[02:32:03] Which country is this?
[02:32:05] Atalanta, Bayern, Milan, oh this country has a lot of different leagues, maybe like Croatia
[02:32:20] because Luka Madras plays in Milan, maybe Croatia, maybe Croatia.
[02:32:35] And the country is Croatian.
[02:32:37] NICE!
[02:32:39] NICE!
[02:32:40] Who's this team?
[02:32:44] Sporting striker Palmeras right wing.
[02:32:50] Byron left wing, wait.
[02:32:56] Is it?
[02:33:00] Bro, I think.
[02:33:04] Is this Columbia? Columbia? I think this is Columbia bro. I think this is Columbia.
[02:33:20] I think so. It's Columbia. Yes! Louis Deans. Choose the correct answer. This guy is Uzbekistan
[02:33:32] player this guy's in his back is there the answer is B what national team is
[02:33:45] this I mean it has to just be Saudi Arabia three Al-Nasar players for a
[02:33:54] Hello players it has to be Saudi Arabia Saudi Arabia
[02:34:06] The answer is Saudi Arabia
[02:34:10] Good job who owns this starting 11
[02:34:15] Madrid right wing you've a left wing
[02:34:19] Got a toss of a keeper Roma right back
[02:34:22] Well, I'm gonna be honest, I don't know.
[02:34:28] Um, right wing for Madrid?
[02:34:32] On me.
[02:34:34] I don't know.
[02:34:36] I don't know.
[02:34:38] You playing left wing?
[02:34:43] And the national team is Turkey.
[02:34:46] Oh, hold on, hold on.
[02:34:49] And then Ken and Yeldiz.
[02:34:51] Think fast, which c-
[02:34:52] Oh, this is gonna be a good team.
[02:34:54] This is gonna be...
[02:34:56] Bayern, Bayern, Bayern, Bayern, Dortmund.
[02:34:59] I mean, probably just...
[02:35:02] Germany?
[02:35:05] Flo Vertz.
[02:35:07] Flo Vertz. Probably just Germany.
[02:35:09] Country is this.
[02:35:11] Yeah, Germany.
[02:35:14] Vertz, left wing.
[02:35:17] Kimmich.
[02:35:19] Yeah, this is Germany the answer is Germany
[02:35:24] Hi, hi birds
[02:35:26] Which team is it?
[02:35:28] Oh, this is gonna be a good team. Um
[02:35:31] Wait, actually Fulham striker
[02:35:34] Is he not a striker?
[02:35:41] Wait, hold on
[02:35:43] I might just say Mexico, because Shivas Keeper, America right back, this is Mexico.
[02:35:56] This is Mexico.
[02:35:59] It's Mexico.
[02:36:05] What nation is behind these clubs?
[02:36:11] They have six players from the same club.
[02:36:18] What?
[02:36:20] Algeria?
[02:36:25] Albania?
[02:36:28] No, but they have a Liverpool right wing.
[02:36:30] It can't...what?
[02:36:32] They have six players from the same club.
[02:36:41] The answer is Egypt.
[02:36:43] Moe!
[02:36:46] Moe right wing. Oh my god, that actually makes perfect sense.
[02:36:50] The answer is Egypt.
[02:36:55] Who is this?
[02:37:01] This could be...
[02:37:04] Bro.
[02:37:05] Austria?
[02:37:09] Austria maybe?
[02:37:11] It's Austria.
[02:37:22] Guess the correct option.
[02:37:28] The correct answer is A.
[02:37:35] Do you know this country?
[02:37:39] buddy change them on right wing
[02:37:45] Los Angeles football club striker pro what?
[02:37:52] wolves left wing bro i don't watch wolves because wolves is shit
[02:37:58] kevar scaly maybe
[02:38:02] but i thought kevar i thought kevar uh no it might
[02:38:06] No, but I thought Dembele plays.
[02:38:10] Dembele? No, it might be Kavara.
[02:38:15] Wait, Kavara is Georgia?
[02:38:20] But no, they're not in the World Cup.
[02:38:22] I don't know, bro, I don't know.
[02:38:26] I don't know.
[02:38:28] Georgia's not a World Cup team.
[02:38:33] and the country is South Korea oh Sun
[02:38:38] Los Angeles sign that can you guess this
[02:38:44] lineup whoa Barça left-wing Madrid
[02:38:53] Bro, this is Brazil.
[02:38:57] Allison Becker, Marquinhos, Casamiro.
[02:39:06] This is Brazil, bro.
[02:39:08] This is Brazil.
[02:39:09] Yeah, that's Brazil.
[02:39:10] Conhecios.
[02:39:11] That's Brazil.
[02:39:12] It's Brazil.
[02:39:13] Yeah, that's Brazil.
[02:39:17] Vinicius?
[02:39:19] That's Brazil.
[02:39:20] It's Brazil.
[02:39:25] What team do you see here?
[02:39:30] Arsenal striker, Liverpool striker, Tottenham central midfielder.
[02:39:37] This is going to be like a...
[02:39:39] Bro, this is gonna be like, um, someone in the UK, maybe?
[02:39:50] Maybe like, bro, there's so many pram teams.
[02:39:53] This has to be like one of the UK, UK countries, bro, maybe like, I'm just totally guessing.
[02:40:03] Is he like Scotland?
[02:40:09] Scotland?
[02:40:14] The correct answer is Sweden.
[02:40:16] Sweden, Isaac and Jokarest! Oh my god!
[02:40:22] Can you guess this country?
[02:40:28] PSG Centerback, Arsenal Centerback.
[02:40:33] I've never seen that club in my life, C-A-M?
[02:40:37] I've never seen that club in my life.
[02:40:39] What?
[02:40:41] I don't know.
[02:40:45] C-A-M?
[02:40:52] It's Ecuador.
[02:40:54] Ecuador? Oh, I've never seen that club.
[02:40:59] Name this team.
[02:41:00] Marsai Striker, Levercurson, Cam.
[02:41:10] I don't know.
[02:41:11] Before the time runs out.
[02:41:12] I don't, I don't know.
[02:41:14] I don't know.
[02:41:15] I don't know.
[02:41:19] I'll, I'll be right with you.
[02:41:21] The answer is Algeria.
[02:41:23] Hell?
[02:41:27] Next squad on the list.
[02:41:29] Um, this looks like the World Cup winners, bro.
[02:41:35] Laminga Mall.
[02:41:37] Wait, but no, Rotary, this is not, this isn't Spath, who is this?
[02:41:49] Bro, maybe it's Uruguay.
[02:41:53] Varverde Arroyo Darwin?
[02:42:01] I thought Darwin played up top though. No, but Darwin's in Saudi League. Bro, this is like...
[02:42:14] Bro, this, this, this is...
[02:42:18] It can't be Spain though, because...
[02:42:20] Is it Spain?
[02:42:24] The medium all?
[02:42:26] Right wing?
[02:42:28] Bro, is this Spain?
[02:42:32] Or are they?
[02:42:34] Is this not just Spain?
[02:42:39] And the national team is Spain.
[02:42:45] It is Spain.
[02:42:49] Got it, I guess.
[02:42:52] Who is this nation?
[02:42:56] What in rangers?
[02:42:57] Wait, rangers Celtic.
[02:42:59] This is Scotland?
[02:43:02] Scotland, baby!
[02:43:05] Rangers plus Celtic?
[02:43:08] Scotland?
[02:43:13] And the answer is Scotland.
[02:43:18] Can you guess?
[02:43:48] you
[02:45:18] the correct alternative is Tunisia guess this national team Rangers Celtic
[02:45:44] What? What? It's Canada. Oh, Davey Slackback Byron.
[02:46:01] Which national team is this?
[02:46:13] The answer is Ghana.
[02:46:19] Can you name this side?
[02:46:36] It's the Netherlands.
[02:46:37] Oh, that's Netherlands, the pie, Gakpo, the young Brevenberg.
[02:46:43] Which national team is this?
[02:46:48] Not a good one.
[02:46:51] Not a good one.
[02:46:54] Not a good one.
[02:46:55] And the national team is Australia.
[02:47:01] Can you guess this lineup?
[02:47:04] Not...
[02:47:05] probably not a good national team bro probably not a good national team
[02:47:13] it's Paraguay bro which team is shown here
[02:47:24] I couldn't tell you brother bro I couldn't tell you.
[02:47:36] The correct answer is the Ivory Coast.
[02:47:41] Wait so Diablo's just not, doesn't exist or something?
[02:47:46] Where's Diablo?
[02:47:48] The correct answer is the Ivory Coast.
[02:47:50] What?
[02:47:54] What country is this?
[02:47:57] Whoa.
[02:48:08] It's Switzerland.
[02:48:09] France.
[02:48:13] Guess the next one.
[02:48:17] Um...
[02:48:19] National team Chile?
[02:48:21] The correct answer is...
[02:48:24] Panama.
[02:48:29] Guess this national team.
[02:48:31] Oh, um...
[02:48:37] Portugal?
[02:48:41] Nuno Mench, Cristiano Ronaldo, Bruno Vettina, it's Portugal.
[02:48:51] The answer is Portugal.
[02:49:06] What national team is this?
[02:49:21] This is DR Congo.
[02:49:23] What?
[02:49:25] Can you guess it?
[02:49:27] Whoa, this team looks good.
[02:49:29] Byron, Ars...
[02:49:31] Wait, Anthony Gordon, Harry Kane,
[02:49:33] Saka...
[02:49:37] This is England.
[02:49:39] 100% this is England.
[02:49:43] This is England, bro.
[02:49:45] That's England.
[02:49:51] Batting him?
[02:49:53] The answer is England.
[02:49:59] Special bonus question.
[02:50:03] PSG striker?
[02:50:08] This has to be a good-ass country, what?
[02:50:12] Madrid left wing?
[02:50:17] This has to be a good country, what?
[02:50:21] So how did you do leave wait what they didn't say
[02:50:29] Jack turn on your motor or turn off turn off
[02:50:33] So didn't say oh
[02:50:35] So Chad raid my ball now. It's one to ten, bro. Not bad. Oh
[02:50:42] That was France. Oh, I thought they already showed France though
[02:50:46] Wait, how's that France? How's that in France? Didn't Mbappe play Striker for France? Or
[02:51:00] Dembele actually? I thought Mbappe played Striker for France.
[02:51:07] Bodie saved right wing, but I thought I probably played striker
[02:51:15] For France
[02:51:18] Chat rated one to ten, what do y'all think bro chat rated one to ten, bro
[02:51:25] Yeah, what is my bonus one to ten that was good quizzes man one to ten, what do y'all think bro zero zero
[02:51:33] zero zero zero four zero zero ball knowledge of a pop tart cat is it time for gta rp as a baddie
[02:51:52] is it time for gta rp as a baddie i said i get on it four and it's 430 we got lost on the sauce
[02:51:58] But is it time for GTARP as a baddie?
[02:52:03] What do y'all think, bro?
[02:52:04] R6 first?
[02:52:28] you
[02:52:58] I'm going to show you how to do it.
[02:53:27] Chad what is good bro? Chad GTARP as a baddie or R6 run-up poll? Run-up poll?
[02:53:41] Oh
[02:53:55] Show your dick month ban this guy
[02:54:00] Month ban this guy
[02:54:03] So I feel like my ball knowledge is like after doing that quiz bro. I
[02:54:08] thought I my ball knowledge is like
[02:54:11] 4 out of 10, bro.
[02:54:18] I don't understand, bro.
[02:54:32] Y'all new players I've never even seen before.
[02:54:37] FNCS is in 30 minutes.
[02:54:43] What do you mean it's in 30 minutes, bro?
[02:54:49] Yeah, literally no one is voting in the poll, bro.
[02:54:55] No one is voting.
[02:54:57] No one is voting.
[02:54:59] Matt, take it away.
[02:55:04] FNCS in 30 minutes.
[02:55:08] What do you mean?
[02:55:13] Jinx, you look so good today.
[02:55:20] Thank you, bro.
[02:55:21] Hey, thank you, man.
[02:55:23] Bro, that ass, thank you.
[02:55:27] So, what's this new game called Shift at midnight?
[02:55:32] What's that?
[02:55:33] Yeah, it's a co-op game.
[02:55:51] It's a co-op scary game.
[02:55:53] Mood is playing it.
[02:55:55] Yeah, Ron Texamy said he wants to play something tonight.
[02:55:58] Maybe we can play this.
[02:55:59] Wait, how would it be?
[02:56:01] Bro, this looks like one of those fears to fathom games
[02:56:11] Bro this looks like a fears that this looks good maybe me and Ron can play this
[02:56:17] Bro maybe me and Ron could play this bro
[02:56:19] is it good is it good how much can you play with how much can you play with
[02:56:32] yeah what's the max is it three max is it three max for that it's made in my
[02:56:46] opinion. Jack, should we play that game tonight? I see a lot of people are playing
[02:56:56] at the last like two days.
[02:56:59] A lot of people are saying that it's bad.
[02:57:15] What game I didn't hear, it's called Shift At Midnight.
[02:57:18] I'll pull it up.
[02:57:26] Midnight is a thrilling indie survival game simulation game by Ben Munn, available on PC.
[02:57:32] Take on the role of a convenience store clerk when your primary goal is to survive a terrifying
[02:57:36] overnight shit against lurking paranormal entities.
[02:57:38] Hmm
[02:57:48] Hmm
[02:57:55] To the only thing about scary games I just get frightened easy bro
[02:58:03] It's mid
[02:58:05] Bro, people in the chat are saying that that game's mad.
[02:58:10] Guys, is the game good or bad, like if you've played it?
[02:58:14] Is that really that scary?
[02:58:23] For real?
[02:58:24] Jinxie, you ruined my day going live.
[02:58:29] Monkey Banana?
[02:58:30] Or you mean the bow na na na game the three-player bomb defusal game that game looks good. I was gonna play that with Joe and Ron
[02:58:44] Guys don't type that fucking emote hate from Ireland appreciate that patty
[02:58:55] That game is good bro high-fives a lot of people are saying it's ah or mid
[02:59:00] You saw tiktok of you not knowing a rio. Of course I know Ronald a rio bro. I just blanked I just blanked
[02:59:15] The bond game oh no my bad advice I thought you were talking about the other game
[02:59:25] Let me call Zondale Zingle
[02:59:27] Let me call Zonfail Fingal Oh, oh, oh, he said one second
[02:59:44] Yeah, guys, I don't know horror games are like, I get scared, bro.
[02:59:55] I get scared easy.
[02:59:59] Yeah, but I was going to play this with Joe and Ron, but I don't think Joe can play today or tomorrow.
[03:00:06] I got like Joe can play today or tomorrow.
[03:00:10] Joe said he's busy today and he's not live tomorrow.
[03:00:13] You're just a pussy.
[03:00:15] Chat.
[03:00:16] Um, FNCS is in 30 minutes.
[03:00:25] Who's playing that?
[03:00:29] Joe's already played it.
[03:00:33] Yeah, I know, but it's like one of those games you can just play with different people.
[03:00:36] I chat.
[03:00:37] It looks like we're doing RP as a baddie.
[03:00:40] I want to call around and see what game he wants to play later, bro.
[03:00:53] What are you drinking, bro?
[03:00:54] again this is a sasty a drink bro run what is good dude you want to play a
[03:01:03] game wait what you went to your people how much that was there how many
[03:01:22] How many packages? How many packages were there?
[03:01:25] About 20.
[03:01:27] Oh, that's good. What do you mean? What do you mean forgot to send stuff? That's a shit ton, bro.
[03:01:32] I thought you were gonna say like two.
[03:01:35] Well, it feels like with all of them are t-shirts.
[03:01:39] Oh, okay. Okay, okay, I see.
[03:01:42] So, Ron, here's my question, man.
[03:01:45] What do you want to do, bro? Because we can go a couple of directions with this.
[03:01:49] Um, some of these games, I like how we were saying we wanted to play with Joe.
[03:01:53] I don't like that bomb game.
[03:01:55] We should probably play with Joe, but he can't play for a couple of days.
[03:01:58] Bro.
[03:02:01] Chat, what about now?
[03:02:02] This is a crazy idea, but chat run with me here, bro.
[03:02:06] Run.
[03:02:07] What if me and you were to host a duo talent show tonight with your
[03:02:11] community and my community and we give money to the winners in discord?
[03:02:16] I haven't done the last of the demos with skeptic a year and a half ago
[03:02:28] We could do like a screening process we could do a screening process of just no weirdos
[03:02:39] Okay, do you want to do it in like a couple of hours because I'm gonna play GCA RP for a little bit
[03:02:46] I'm gonna play RP for like an hour and a half.
[03:02:53] Yes.
[03:02:54] I'm not gonna be alive for like 30, 40.
[03:02:57] All right, Mijo.
[03:02:58] Yo, man, enjoy your food, bro.
[03:03:00] See you soon.
[03:03:01] But also, can you see for tonight if you can get an aja?
[03:03:05] What is an aja, Ron?
[03:03:08] An aja headed suck this dick.
[03:03:13] Okay, I already knew it but I just tried to, sometimes you got to give the kid a layup.
[03:03:19] I already knew it but sometimes you got to give the kid a layup.
[03:03:22] Alright, let's get on GTRP.
[03:03:24] I don't see, I don't know what we're going to do yet bro.
[03:03:27] We're last minute doing this shit.
[03:03:29] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
[03:03:33] High fives, let's get on RP.
[03:03:36] RP as the highs.
[03:03:40] I don't know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do it.
[03:03:43] Let's get it off me.
[03:03:46] Jen, I feel like the talent show could be pretty fun.
[03:03:49] We're high-fives.
[03:03:50] A lot of the talent shows is the same fucking people, though.
[03:03:54] Eric, think of it as prime.
[03:03:54] Why are you smurfing in bronze?
[03:03:56] Oh, no, I'm not smurfing in bronze.
[03:03:58] League of Legends took my account from Silver 2
[03:04:00] and put me in bronze three,
[03:04:02] so now I'm just gonna kick the shit out of bronze players
[03:04:04] like I did this morning.
[03:04:07] Good work, Riot.
[03:04:08] Krim's thinking of it as prime.
[03:04:10] So I'm just going to literally kick the ever-living fuck out of Ron's lobbies.
[03:04:16] Blocks and get it all up.
[03:04:20] Dude, R6, dude, R6.
[03:04:25] Guys, I was going to be on R6 earlier in the day, but then I ended up, I need to get on
[03:04:31] RP now because I'm doing a YouTube video on RP as a girl.
[03:04:37] And then I was going to get on R6 after, but then Ron texted me and said he wanted to play
[03:04:41] a game and I always wanted to play Siege.
[03:04:43] So they were like, hey, relax a little bit.
[03:04:46] Maybe we could just play R6 tomorrow.
[03:04:49] Everybody put down the knives for a second.
[03:04:52] Relax a little bit.
[03:04:53] Maybe we could just play R6 tomorrow.
[03:04:55] Yo, where's the young witch I'm going to call it?
[03:05:01] Have his little five of them.
[03:05:02] Have his little five of them.
[03:05:05] No, all right.
[03:05:09] You guys can't go one day without R6 after 60% of you guys voted for RP, all right.
[03:05:22] I'm going to do RP as a girl today and let's see how it goes, bro.
[03:05:25] Let's see if I'm treated differently because I'm a lady.
[03:05:31] How's it going?
[03:05:32] Let's see if I'm treated differently because I'm a lady, bro.
[03:05:35] Let's see if I'm treated differently.
[03:05:36] La da di da da da.
[03:05:40] Story game.
[03:05:41] Next story game is the last of us, bro.
[03:05:44] Next story game is the last of us.
[03:05:53] Poll again.
[03:05:54] Go fuck yourself.
[03:05:55] Go literally fuck yourself.
[03:05:57] I'm not doing nine polls
[03:06:04] You guys voted for RP, so I'm getting on RP like stop pull again
[03:06:11] Lester texted you I'm sure he did I'm sure less or dead
[03:06:17] Yeah, bro, I'm sure Lester did text you or me
[03:06:27] What the hell?
[03:06:42] Chad GTARP as a lady.
[03:06:50] T. Beacoff.
[03:06:52] I'm just sick today.
[03:06:54] I got T. May.
[03:06:56] I got T-B.
[03:07:01] Mods, burn the chat to the floor, please. Thank you. Mods, just burn the chat to the floor. Mods, burn the chat to the ground.
[03:07:08] Hey, Jinxie, you should do another poll, even though you just ran a poll and then we voted for something.
[03:07:15] Like, bro, what's next, bro? Are you gonna kill me?
[03:07:19] Put the end of the envelope.
[03:07:21] And also Chad like let's say I don't get on R6. Hey, I could just get on R6 tomorrow
[03:07:29] That's like I played five games of right yesterday, bro
[03:07:33] That's the beauty of like streaming every day, bro. I could just play our six the next day relax
[03:07:39] Future anything to one. You guys literally voted against it. Can't do this
[03:07:47] Liverpool watch along wait did club football start today?
[03:07:51] Who's the people playing?
[03:07:52] Play RP loading, loading, loading.
[03:07:58] Wait, how do I make, oh my god, I'm making a new character.
[03:08:00] Oh my god, yes!
[03:08:03] Okay.
[03:08:07] We need to give this baddie a name.
[03:08:09] We need to give this baddie a name.
[03:08:11] Chad, what should I name her?
[03:08:15] Not naming her body blue.
[03:08:16] Not naming her body blue.
[03:08:19] Natasha.
[03:08:21] No, something similar to me. Nicole, yes. Nicole. Nicole loves. Wait, that sounds like,
[03:08:33] okay. Yo. Nicole Smith. Nicole Smith. Okay, okay. Guys, let's do this. All right, I'm
[03:08:43] a girl. I want to see if I get treated with, like, how do I get treated? Let's see, bro.
[03:08:49] All right, I'm gonna be 25 female female here. We go. I've always wanted to slay
[03:08:58] Whoa, what is I said female I said female what the hell
[03:09:09] Which I said female where's it
[03:09:13] Guys I said why did it give me a male structure?
[03:09:19] That's kind of sexist, no?
[03:09:21] I said female to me...
[03:09:28] Dude, what?
[03:09:32] Guys, I literally said female, guys.
[03:09:38] Be a fanboy? No, no, no.
[03:09:40] Guys, I wanted to be the huss.
[03:09:44] Wait, guys, I'm actually confused. What do I do for my hair?
[03:09:49] Go back.
[03:09:51] You have a chat.
[03:09:53] Look, look, Nicole Smith.
[03:09:55] Create character.
[03:10:01] If I pick a female, why does it give me a male build with a male face structure with only male hair options?
[03:10:13] How do I chat?
[03:10:15] How?
[03:10:19] It's 2026 yo, I know it's 2026. I want to be a girl
[03:10:29] Go back to Nicole you bro, I
[03:10:34] Oh, no, no, it's not
[03:10:38] Bro, what the fuck delete delete delete delete delete you guys ever watch death move delete delete
[03:10:45] Guys, I selected a gender. I don't understand. Now I'm going to name myself, uh, uh, Bianca.
[03:10:55] Bianca, um, Bianca Tatiana. Bianca Tatiana, chat. Bro, look, bro, January 1, 2001. Female.
[03:11:12] what the fuck bro what am I doing wrong it's like forcing me now we're talking
[03:11:34] bitch now I'm slaying bitch now I'm slaying bitch hold up now now we're
[03:11:44] talking bitch now I'm slaying guys now I'm slaying bro where are my boobs though
[03:11:57] in my butt. Chad where are my boobs in my butt guys? I want to look like... guys what? I look like a dude!
[03:12:12] How do I change my model?
[03:12:22] Change your PED, change your variant.
[03:12:26] Bro, yeah, that's great and all, that's great information. How do I do that?
[03:12:31] Change variant? How do I do that?
[03:12:42] Oh my god!
[03:12:51] Hi, guys!
[03:12:53] Okay, I need to be thick.
[03:12:55] Yo, yo, yo, yo, I need to be thick.
[03:12:57] Oh, no, no!
[03:12:58] Oh my god!
[03:12:59] I almost leaked check Twitter, dad.
[03:13:02] Bro, that was almost leaked check Twitter.
[03:13:05] Okay, bro, I want to be like bad.
[03:13:07] Like, I want to be bad.
[03:13:09] Whoa!
[03:13:11] Now we're taught you I'm bad. I'm bad as shit. I'm bad
[03:13:22] Guys I'm actually bad what bro, I'm bad
[03:13:31] Lanzarilla hold on
[03:13:36] Guys I'm bad as crap
[03:13:38] It's giving slay it's giving slay it's giving slay yo it's giving slay what
[03:13:47] What?
[03:13:48] Chad's giving slay.
[03:13:57] Guys it's giving slay.
[03:14:02] It's giving slay.
[03:14:03] Bro my god I actually look so bad.
[03:14:09] I actually look so bad.
[03:14:11] Bro I look so bad.
[03:14:12] I look so bad.
[03:14:13] What?
[03:14:14] Whoa this is frisky.
[03:14:16] Whoa.
[03:14:17] Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is frisky. This is whoa, whoa, whoa, this is frisky
[03:14:28] No, I want to look like
[03:14:33] This is just such a cute top like I got it this top is so fat this is such a cute top
[03:14:42] This is such a cute top bro, it's such a cute top like this is so fetch
[03:14:47] guys come on sisters my I like my shoes I just like I feel like I'm playing
[03:14:57] dressed to whoa whoa I'm playing dress to impress bro okay this looks good
[03:15:05] that's a cute top bro I look so fucking cute oh my god I'm okay I'm actually
[03:15:13] gonna pick up so much dudes tonight. Okay, okay, okay, now hair hair. Guys, I am slaying.
[03:15:33] I'm slaying. Oh my god, I'm slaying. Bro, what? I'm slaying. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I didn't mean to do that.
[03:15:45] Okay. I don't know if like these shoes are giving.
[03:15:52] Oh my god, I can put on lipsticks.
[03:15:54] Guys, I don't know if these shoes are giving, like, they're not giving sl- like, these shoes
[03:16:05] aren't really giving slay.
[03:16:06] And I don't want to take off shoes, I want to edit my shoes, god, why does RP make itself
[03:16:13] so fucking more confusing than it has to be?
[03:16:20] I don't want to take off shoes, I want to put on shoes.
[03:16:23] No, I want to...I need to slay a little more.
[03:16:35] I look so bad.
[03:16:37] Guys, I look so bad.
[03:16:40] Oh my god, I'm a bad.
[03:16:42] Bro, I look so bad.
[03:16:46] What?
[03:16:50] I'm so fine.
[03:16:54] Guys, what?
[03:16:57] It's giving slay.
[03:17:06] That... oh, this looks so good.
[03:17:08] Oh my God!
[03:17:09] Guys!
[03:17:11] I'm slaying!
[03:17:15] Oh!
[03:17:16] Slay!
[03:17:18] SLAAAAAAAAAYYYY
[03:17:21] Matching shoes, please
[03:17:24] No, I need heels, I need heels
[03:17:27] Guys, I look so good
[03:17:30] Guys, what the freak
[03:17:39] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this is perfect. Oh my god, this is perfect sweet. Okay. Okay. I'm going I'm going
[03:17:43] Bianca Tatiana, let's go. Bianca Tatiana, let's go. Bianca Tatiana, let's go. Where did her arms go? Where did her arms go? Where did her...
[03:17:58] She died. She died. Bro, she died. Where's the clothing store? Beyond God! Wait up, wait up.
[03:18:13] Daddy? Guys, where's the... where's the... guys, where's the clothing store? Guys, where's the... guys, what's it called in my list?
[03:18:26] Guys, what's the clothing store called?
[03:18:30] Chat, stop typing mommy.
[03:18:32] I know I'm hot, I know I'm bad right now.
[03:18:35] Just keep it to yourself.
[03:18:36] Guys, I'm looking for a boyfriend today.
[03:18:40] I'm looking for a boyfriend today.
[03:18:43] Guys, where's he at?
[03:18:52] It's not the mall.
[03:18:53] It's not the mall.
[03:18:55] excuse me guys it's not the shoe store shut up bro where if you didn't know it's not the
[03:19:08] mall it's it's like there's a shoe store right in here hi boys pin the pin the pin the cloven
[03:19:21] Ping the clothing store.
[03:19:26] Ping the clothing store.
[03:19:35] High-vives you the truth.
[03:19:37] High-vives you the truth.
[03:19:38] High-vives you the truth.
[03:19:41] Wait, but chat, my waypoint only shows up when I'm in a car.
[03:19:47] Alright guys, we gotta run to the clothing store.
[03:19:49] Guys, it's time to clock some bitch's tea.
[03:19:52] Message to all you bitches.
[03:19:55] I'm the baddest in here.
[03:19:57] I'm gonna clock tea.
[03:20:01] I'm gonna clock tea, bro.
[03:20:03] I'm gonna clock tea.
[03:20:06] Right now, I'm missing my arms and my stomach.
[03:20:10] Ow, ow, high-fives, ow.
[03:20:13] Right now, I'm what's it called?
[03:20:19] Hi guys, what?
[03:20:22] Chat, look, look, look, look, look, it's time to slay.
[03:20:27] Guys, we turn right here. We turn right here.
[03:20:30] We turn right here and then we go to the clothing store.
[03:20:33] We just need to fix our arms because GTA RP, I don't know what it is bro, but like, it's maybe because the game is 13 years old.
[03:20:43] But everything just glitches.
[03:20:48] You can tell he's trolling because he only knows the buzzwords.
[03:20:54] No, like when I actually meet somebody I'm gonna lock in.
[03:20:56] Like, I'm finding my man today.
[03:20:59] I'm finding my man.
[03:21:01] You are chopped? I'm not ch- I'm bad.
[03:21:04] I'm not chopped, I'm bad. You just have to wait.
[03:21:09] You look like a lot lizard. Uh, Ma, it's bad, that guy.
[03:21:12] I'm bad! What do you mean I'm bad?
[03:21:16] Well that looked like a lot lizard. I'm bad!
[03:21:26] Clothings, clothings. Here we go, here we go, here we go.
[03:21:29] Hello? Oh no, wait, wait, I can't...
[03:21:36] Dude, I want to trick somebody into thinking that I'm a lady and that I've just Amanda the whole time.
[03:21:46] oh my god literally literally perfect literally perfect oh my god oh my god
[03:21:54] literally perfect
[03:22:05] hello hello wait this guy's from story mode I think I swear this guy was in
[03:22:14] story mode wasn't this guy in story mode
[03:22:28] Chad where would everybody be at I need to meet people where would everybody be
[03:22:34] at bro what's the spot where most people are at
[03:22:44] Probably the hospital?
[03:22:57] Probably the hospital, yeah.
[03:22:59] You're right, bro.
[03:23:00] Probably the hospital.
[03:23:01] Here we go.
[03:23:02] Here we go.
[03:23:03] Here we go.
[03:23:04] Here we go.
[03:23:05] Here we go.
[03:23:06] So let's go to the hospital.
[03:23:09] Guys, let's go to the hospital.
[03:23:14] Here we go, here we go, here we go.
[03:23:15] Bro, I wanna find a man.
[03:23:18] I wanna find my man today.
[03:23:24] Yup.
[03:23:26] That car just glitched.
[03:23:31] Guys, I'm not setting up a voice changer.
[03:23:34] Oh yeah, John, let me just set that up.
[03:23:38] Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[03:23:39] Whoa!
[03:23:44] I saw- I saw- somebody just went in here.
[03:23:48] Hello?
[03:23:51] Hello?
[03:23:53] Somebody just went right in there.
[03:23:57] Lazy streamer.
[03:23:59] I'd spend five hours setting up a voice changer.
[03:24:02] It would finally work, and then it would sound like shit.
[03:24:05] I'd sound like a robot. Stop!
[03:24:07] Five hours, question mark?
[03:24:14] Yes!
[03:24:15] Five hours!
[03:24:16] Yes!
[03:24:17] Literally, yes!
[03:24:18] Guys, you haven't even heard my voice yet.
[03:24:22] It's good, probably.
[03:24:23] It's good as hell.
[03:24:24] You haven't even heard it.
[03:24:25] You haven't even...
[03:24:26] Wait till I need somebody.
[03:24:27] You haven't even heard it.
[03:24:28] hurt it.
[03:24:29] Bro, I just want to get to the hospital so I can find my man.
[03:24:39] I just want to get to the hospital so I can find my man.
[03:24:42] Like that's all I'm trying to do.
[03:24:49] I just need a man who's gonna take good care of me and love me.
[03:25:00] Press F8.
[03:25:04] F8 then what?
[03:25:05] A lower tonight?
[03:25:13] Oh, modern buddy in the chat.
[03:25:16] Modern buddy.
[03:25:17] That's a leak?
[03:25:18] Oh my god hospital, here we go, lock in, lock in.
[03:25:21] Can I steal somebody's car?
[03:25:23] I could be, oh, no way, it's him.
[03:25:29] You mind not stealing my car?
[03:25:31] Hey, how's it going?
[03:25:34] You looking for a passenger princess?
[03:25:38] Hello?
[03:25:40] You looking for a passenger princess?
[03:25:42] I don't hear you, man.
[03:25:43] I feel like you're trying to tell me something,
[03:25:46] I'm getting this nothing can you hear me right now?
[03:25:51] Can you hear me right now? Are you deaf? Are you new? Hello? I think this guy has
[03:25:58] sign language
[03:26:03] God this shit's so annoying. I think this guy has to see every guy understand that can you sign line? Can you hear me right now?
[03:26:11] It says I'm talking and I thought I was going to tell you
[03:26:25] You understand any of that
[03:26:33] What like this one's about why did it hello, can you hear me now?
[03:26:36] There we go. How we doing, beautiful?
[03:26:39] I'm doing good. You looking for a ride?
[03:26:42] What do you mean I'm looking? Oh, you getting in my car?
[03:26:46] Is that okay? I mean, I can sit on your lap instead.
[03:26:50] What are you? You like a prostitute or something?
[03:26:55] No, I'm just new to the city.
[03:27:00] Yeah, I want to be showed around can I get your number like commit change info
[03:27:13] You sound like your name. Oh, sorry. My name is Bianca Tafiana
[03:27:22] Who's this here?
[03:27:30] Don't give me your phone number or a-
[03:27:33] Yeah, hold on.
[03:27:34] Can I see your-
[03:27:35] Look, I don't-
[03:27:36] Alright, I'm not gonna do that attitude.
[03:27:38] So come correct or don't come at all.
[03:27:40] Oh, yeah, well, I can't even get my shit correct, man.
[03:27:46] No matter if I can come or not, I can't get myself-
[03:27:51] My shit's being limp.
[03:27:53] Are you hard right now?
[03:27:55] I can't get hard, that's the thing.
[03:27:58] Oh, you have like what is it called a rectilus function or something?
[03:28:04] They call me the slab
[03:28:06] My dick is like two inches wide and half an inch long
[03:28:11] Have you ever tried like blue chew or anything like that?
[03:28:16] What the fuck is that one?
[03:28:19] aware
[03:28:21] So like I don't know like why should I date you because like every guy wants to date me
[03:28:27] So why should I pick you?
[03:28:29] I want to bake you.
[03:28:30] Oh, OK.
[03:28:32] What's going on here?
[03:28:33] I'm going to gamble.
[03:28:34] So if you want to come and gamble.
[03:28:36] Uh, yeah.
[03:28:37] Can I just give some of your money?
[03:28:39] If I win something.
[03:28:43] OK.
[03:28:44] If 2K chips down, I'm one of the coin flips.
[03:28:46] If I win 4K, I'm going to give you 2K.
[03:28:49] OK.
[03:28:50] Thank you.
[03:28:51] I need a sugar pava.
[03:28:56] But you're backing up the wrong tree, honey, don't look you're looking don't look look at what don't look
[03:29:03] I know you were looking at what?
[03:29:13] So okay, um, maybe just give me all your money
[03:29:20] Okay, um, are you gonna play black?
[03:29:23] I just I don't want to see you lose. I don't want to see you lose
[03:29:27] Don't worry. I'm on it. Why'd you take him into the big-ass suit? I only I only win
[03:29:32] Okay, got it. I'm not some bum. So you're doing blackjack. I
[03:29:38] Know I'm doing a coin flip
[03:29:41] Stop looking. I know you're looking. We're looking at what stop looking at my absolute dumper
[03:29:47] I am flattered in the pancake.
[03:29:51] What did you just fucking say?
[03:29:54] Hey, what the fuck?
[03:29:55] What did you just say to me?
[03:29:57] What the fuck?
[03:29:58] You just hit me.
[03:30:01] Yeah, apologize, that was disrespectful.
[03:30:04] You should have flattered in the pancake.
[03:30:05] Well, once you're gonna win some, you're gonna send your...
[03:30:08] Yes!
[03:30:09] Oh!
[03:30:10] Now...
[03:30:11] You send you to Brazil and get a BBL, man, once we win some...
[03:30:13] I don't need a freaking BBL!
[03:30:15] Be respectful!
[03:30:16] Actual! Gosh!
[03:30:21] Why bad shit, mama?
[03:30:24] See, now we're talking.
[03:30:26] This guy thinks I'm a girl!
[03:30:28] This guy thinks I'm a girl!
[03:30:30] This guy thinks I'm a girl!
[03:30:42] You got money on you?
[03:30:44] How much money do you have? Do I have any money?
[03:30:46] That's very rude to ask.
[03:30:48] Oh, sorry.
[03:30:49] Sorry, I won't ask you again.
[03:30:52] I took a $2,000 here.
[03:30:54] I'm going to give you some.
[03:31:01] How much money are you going to give me?
[03:31:04] I'll give you $100 again.
[03:31:05] Give me more!
[03:31:11] Sorry.
[03:31:12] I'm appreciative.
[03:31:15] Now are you gonna play Blackjack like should I watch you or what should we do?
[03:31:19] There you go.
[03:31:20] I can't go dammit on something.
[03:31:22] 768.
[03:31:23] Oh my god thank you.
[03:31:29] I wanna watch you play.
[03:31:31] You wanna watch me play?
[03:31:33] I mean I can play the same table.
[03:31:34] I've been able to play with myself in like forever.
[03:31:39] You play with yourself?
[03:31:42] I used to.
[03:31:44] Why'd you... quit?
[03:31:48] I know ya, cause I need to lie to four people to shut my shit up once, man.
[03:31:53] Are you playing with yourself, howl?
[03:31:58] It's like giving a hug to somebody twice the size of me.
[03:32:03] Imagine like that, and then you gotta jump on a trampoline a couple times.
[03:32:10] Where are the blackjack tables? They would just pass them.
[03:32:13] We ain't playing black yet.
[03:32:16] What is this?
[03:32:17] What is this game?
[03:32:18] Coin flip.
[03:32:19] 50-50 champs.
[03:32:20] I'll put it on green or blue.
[03:32:24] Oh, you put it on green and I'll put it on blue.
[03:32:29] Look at the table with your third eye, you know.
[03:32:32] Look at the table with your third eye.
[03:32:35] Should be a play as well.
[03:32:39] Okay, I just put all my money there on block on green I put all my money on green
[03:32:53] Okay, I don't all right. Let's see
[03:32:57] I use lost everything
[03:32:59] Okay, I need more
[03:33:02] $700 on that yeah, I need more
[03:33:12] Okay, hold on let me show you how much are you gonna put on how much are you gonna put
[03:33:22] I'm putting on a 500 and green kiss it for me baby kiss it give a good look you want
[03:33:32] me to kiss it yeah give a good look see that's why you should have kissed it man I lost 500
[03:33:40] dollars are you ready to kiss it this time kiss what kiss the chip oh I thought you were
[03:33:51] We're talking about your hog.
[03:33:54] Oh no man.
[03:33:56] Alright, I'll kiss the chip. You ready?
[03:33:57] I'll kiss the chip.
[03:33:58] There you go. Alright.
[03:34:00] Come on. Come on. Green.
[03:34:06] You know, I'm getting out of here.
[03:34:08] I need someone with more funds.
[03:34:11] I lost everything. Right.
[03:34:15] How do you leave?
[03:34:16] Again, I'll see you later, Batman.
[03:34:18] I'll see you later, Batman.
[03:34:19] Yeah, I'll see you later.
[03:34:21] I think I have your number saved or whatever.
[03:34:24] You never shared me your number.
[03:34:25] You owe me $700.
[03:34:31] I'll run it.
[03:34:41] Chopper, I swear this isn't the main casino.
[03:34:44] I swear this isn't the main casino.
[03:34:46] This is not the main one I swear this isn't it I swear this isn't it
[03:34:56] Dude I want to meet up with some other ladies and get myself some friends
[03:35:02] Like I want to meet up with some other ladies and get myself some friends
[03:35:10] He's this the main like I swear the main casino looked way different and I had way more people
[03:35:15] I swear it did.
[03:35:22] This might be the most confusing building design I've ever seen in my life.
[03:35:28] Didn't I just run down there?
[03:35:31] Alright.
[03:35:39] Who's that? Is that him?
[03:35:43] Hello?
[03:35:49] Hello?
[03:35:52] Hello?
[03:35:55] Hello, can you hear me?
[03:35:59] Hello, can you hear me? I'm down here.
[03:36:08] Where you at? Are you at the club?
[03:36:13] Hello? Can you hear me?
[03:36:16] Some chases I do go kind of, you know, but it's gotta be a good fucking chase.
[03:36:22] The up top?
[03:36:28] Are they up top? Where the fuck are they?
[03:36:32] They're those confusing building of all time.
[03:36:43] What?
[03:36:51] Alt doesn't work on...
[03:36:53] What? Wait, what?
[03:36:56] What?
[03:37:02] What? I'm so confused. You can't alt on an element.
[03:37:09] Is that him or a different guy?
[03:37:13] Hey, I'm back. Do you have any more money?
[03:37:16] Oh, you said you were leaving?
[03:37:18] No, I was just going to get water.
[03:37:21] Well, I just got paid 200 or $2, so I gotta go collect it.
[03:37:25] Oh. Okay.
[03:37:28] Do you know where everybody's at? I feel like there should be more people in the casino here.
[03:37:34] Uh, shit, I can bring it to where everyone's at if that's what you want.
[03:37:38] Yeah, sure, that's fine.
[03:37:40] I gotta clip my $200.
[03:37:45] Where the fuck is my car gone?
[03:37:50] I'm gonna steal my car.
[03:37:55] Wait, could I steal the park rangers car?
[03:37:58] Oh, shit.
[03:38:00] Check if I steal these.
[03:38:06] Wait, did somebody steal your car?
[03:38:11] Somebody stole my car!
[03:38:13] Someone stole my car, man!
[03:38:15] What the fuck?
[03:38:17] Somebody stole your car?
[03:38:19] What are you gonna do now?
[03:38:21] What the hell?
[03:38:23] They stole my...
[03:38:25] My baby!
[03:38:29] Oh my god!
[03:38:31] What a sweet baby!
[03:38:33] What are you gonna do now?
[03:38:35] I have no car.
[03:38:36] Oh.
[03:38:37] Fuck.
[03:38:38] I'm gonna have to get it, man.
[03:38:41] I actually don't know what I want to do now.
[03:38:44] I'm gonna throw it.
[03:38:45] I don't know.
[03:38:46] Yeah.
[03:38:47] I want to go to where all the people are at, but I don't even freaking know.
[03:38:51] I don't even freaking know where they are.
[03:38:55] Oh, uh, there we go.
[03:39:00] Whoa, whoa.
[03:39:01] Are you a hacker?
[03:39:04] what how'd you do that it just came out of thin air I got it from the garage
[03:39:11] Bahra! wait okay I'm gonna I'm not gonna lie you're kind of
[03:39:17] okay oh why I'm not gonna lie you're kind of
[03:39:23] raising me right now that was that was Riz I'm not gonna lie that was Riz
[03:39:28] Hey, are you from Japan?
[03:39:30] Cause I'm trying to get in Japanese.
[03:39:33] No, I'm not from Japan.
[03:39:35] But I do have panties.
[03:39:45] Oh my God!
[03:39:48] Wait, is that a Porsche over there?
[03:39:52] Yeah, it's a Porsche.
[03:39:53] You should get one of those cars.
[03:39:55] That piece of shit. This is my bed. You see the dollar signs on the wheels? That doesn't even know I'm pinned down.
[03:40:03] Oh my god. Could I give it a spin? Could I give your car a spin?
[03:40:10] You want me to give my car a spin?
[03:40:12] Yes, could I give it a spin?
[03:40:14] You want me to give it a spin?
[03:40:17] After I give your car a spin, maybe I could give you a spin.
[03:40:21] You sure you don't want us to man?
[03:40:26] Yeah, sure. I'll give you the keys.
[03:40:31] Take the document first.
[03:40:36] I'll see your lucky number.
[03:40:41] Um, do you have the keys for this thing?
[03:40:46] Well, I need your lucky number
[03:40:53] My lucky number
[03:40:56] There you go. I'm on I got a good
[03:40:59] Tell by lucky
[03:41:01] My turn is put beyond
[03:41:03] How do I turn it on?
[03:41:06] You put the keys into ignition and turn it
[03:41:08] I put the keys in the ignition.
[03:41:15] I don't know.
[03:41:16] I've never done this.
[03:41:17] So put the key in your hands, put it into ignition, press down on the clutch, and then
[03:41:24] twist it.
[03:41:25] And then it should start, and then slowly.
[03:41:28] Which muscle should I use?
[03:41:31] I'll change my muscle for that.
[03:41:35] Oh, there you go
[03:41:40] See first like a cool wheel. I this game is so edgy
[03:41:45] Don't break it now
[03:41:47] No, no, I won't I won't break your car
[03:41:50] But it's not so where's everybody at maybe 700
[03:41:54] Maybe I'm paying a spot on on on the GPS
[03:41:58] Oh gosh, you there you go
[03:42:02] You already got a spot in the GPS thing
[03:42:05] I kind of did it.
[03:42:07] Did you crash his car?
[03:42:09] I don't know if your GPS is correct.
[03:42:14] Did you crash his car?
[03:42:16] I'm the horn.
[03:42:18] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry.
[03:42:21] Holy shit.
[03:42:22] Ow.
[03:42:24] Ow.
[03:42:25] That's my fucking car, man.
[03:42:28] I'm sorry.
[03:42:29] I'm so sorry.
[03:42:30] I'm sorry.
[03:42:31] Oh, my.
[03:42:33] How is it like deep forward?
[03:42:36] I don't know why.
[03:42:38] You're hard.
[03:42:41] It's okay. Is everybody over here?
[03:42:44] No, this is here. Keep going up. Keep going straight.
[03:42:48] Keep going straight? Okay, got it. No problem.
[03:42:51] No. Yep, yep.
[03:42:57] I'm out of here. All right.
[03:43:02] I found a GPS, there you go, that's where you want to go, I'm sure everyone's at.
[03:43:06] Okay, thanks, it's on my way.
[03:43:10] It's a cultural event going on at the college.
[03:43:14] Wait, there's an event going on? What's the event?
[03:43:17] It's a cultural event.
[03:43:20] Celebrate the cultures of the world.
[03:43:25] Ow!
[03:43:27] You okay?
[03:43:32] You better have money to pay for this car.
[03:43:34] Uh, no, I don't have any money.
[03:43:37] Oh.
[03:43:38] I told you I just flew into the city.
[03:43:41] How do you pay for the... like...
[03:43:43] ...pain ticket, then?
[03:43:45] Uh, my friend got it.
[03:43:47] Oh, okay. It's like a...
[03:43:50] ...giveaway or something.
[03:43:54] Got a charity.
[03:43:56] So I'm back in...
[03:43:57] Whoa, I'm losing control here!
[03:43:59] You better not. I swear to God.
[03:44:02] We're gonna find out the fucking windows on your eyes.
[03:44:06] No, no, no, no, don't worry, don't worry.
[03:44:08] I'm just, this car is like...
[03:44:10] I don't know, this car doesn't really have that good of torque.
[03:44:12] It's not that good of torque.
[03:44:15] Not good of torque?
[03:44:19] Oh my god, you're gonna kill us. You're gonna kill us.
[03:44:26] Do you have a driver's license?
[03:44:28] Yes, of course. I'm just trying to get us from point A to point B right now.
[03:44:34] Ow!
[03:44:35] Oh my god.
[03:44:36] Okay, no, he just flipped me off.
[03:44:38] He just flipped me off. Kill him, babe. Kill him.
[03:44:46] You lost so much.
[03:44:58] Where's he going?
[03:45:05] Where's he going?
[03:45:12] Where's he going?
[03:45:19] God, but he knows where I'm going to be at, Chad.
[03:45:21] Oh, shit.
[03:45:22] I'm not going to be getting his car's action out turning.
[03:45:26] Chat, but he knows where I'm gonna be at.
[03:45:29] He knows where I'm gonna-
[03:45:30] Ow! What through your goalings?!
[03:45:32] He knows where I'm gonna be at, chat. That's the problem.
[03:45:38] Shhh!
[03:45:41] Chat just stole his car.
[03:45:42] Chat, I lost all of his money and then stole his car.
[03:45:45] I crashed his car, then stole his car.
[03:45:48] There's actually a place called Morningwood.
[03:45:55] Well, he pinged this?
[03:45:56] He pinged this?
[03:46:00] How the fuck do I get back there?
[03:46:02] He pinged this?
[03:46:11] Okay, he pinged nothing. He pinged that.
[03:46:19] He pinged his house.
[03:46:27] Yeah, where should I go? No one's on this server bro. Where should I go?
[03:46:35] He pinged his house. He was gonna try to bang me. What a freak. What a freak
[03:46:40] Where the hell should I go, oh man?
[03:47:03] Where should I go?
[03:47:12] Go back to him?
[03:47:13] Yeah, yeah, like I know where the fuck he is.
[03:47:33] You guys just spam shoestore bro like shut up
[03:47:59] Where's everybody
[03:48:03] Oh no.
[03:48:10] Oh no.
[03:48:19] Oh.
[03:48:20] Pull up a little bit further.
[03:48:21] Got it right there.
[03:48:22] Yes, no problem officer.
[03:48:23] Yes, no problem, officer.
[03:48:38] Yes, officer.
[03:48:39] Thank you.
[03:48:40] Yes, sir, no problem.
[03:48:41] I'm going to get out of this.
[03:48:43] I'm going to get out of this.
[03:48:44] You can share in the car.
[03:48:45] Oh, oh, sorry about that.
[03:48:47] Didn't mean.
[03:48:50] What's the problem, officer?
[03:48:54] Turn it down a bit.
[03:49:00] Damn!
[03:49:01] Go run!
[03:49:02] Run!
[03:49:03] Run!
[03:49:04] Run!
[03:49:05] Oh no, my car's not fancin' up!
[03:49:06] My car's not fancin' up!
[03:49:07] No!
[03:49:08] My car's not fancin' up!
[03:49:09] No!
[03:49:10] Run!
[03:49:11] Run!
[03:49:12] Run!
[03:49:13] Run!
[03:49:14] Run!
[03:49:15] Run!
[03:49:16] Run!
[03:49:17] Run!
[03:49:18] Run!
[03:49:19] Run!
[03:49:20] officer sorry I smoked way too much pot sorry I thought I thought you were a
[03:49:33] ghost sorry officer
[03:49:43] officers everything okay do you want me to step out and step out of the vehicle
[03:49:47] Yes, sir. No problem. You mean you're driving under the influence?
[03:49:50] Step out of the vehicle. No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not driving under the influence.
[03:49:54] Stay there. Stay faced away from me. This time you're going to be detained in cuffs.
[03:49:58] Don't put your hands on me. Don't put your freaking hands on me.
[03:50:00] What did I do? You're doing it illegal, okay?
[03:50:03] You didn't even read my face! What the fuck? What did I do? I'm doing this!
[03:50:10] You're not being questioned. I didn't do anything, officer.
[03:50:14] Hold on just a second, Chad I'm height-mogging him. Chad I'm height-mogging him, bro.
[03:50:31] Chad, what should I do? Is there a email I could do?
[03:50:35] I thought.
[03:50:37] Alright, you want to tell me what's going on here today besides you smoking pot and driving?
[03:50:40] driving sir I don't even know why I was pulled over I didn't do anything why was
[03:50:45] I pulled over you know why you're pulled over this car was reported stolen by
[03:50:52] whom who reported that owner of the vehicle and what's your name
[03:50:59] Bianca Tatiana.
[03:51:01] Okay, Miss Tatiana.
[03:51:03] You have your state ID?
[03:51:05] Yes, in one moment.
[03:51:09] 20045.
[03:51:15] Sir, I'm going to be honest.
[03:51:17] If this is your way of hitting on me, I have a boyfriend.
[03:51:23] You must be a very lucky guy.
[03:51:25] Are you hitting on me? Oh my god, you pig!
[03:51:33] I can't hit him.
[03:51:35] Can I cut hat, Keanu? 20045.
[03:51:39] Yeah.
[03:51:40] Well, all right. At this time, let me see here.
[03:51:46] I'm going to be administering a sobriety test.
[03:51:51] A sobriety test?
[03:51:53] What?
[03:51:54] I put you over you said you were very high you thought I was a ghost no I said I smoked pop this morning
[03:52:02] I'm not high right now
[03:52:04] back fine
[03:52:07] Let me see here. All right, go ahead and
[03:52:14] I'm gonna follow the pen for me. All right, don't move your head. Oh my god to the left. Oh my god
[03:52:20] Officer I'm so nervous gentlemen gentlemen
[03:52:31] She has a boyfriend guys
[03:52:50] I'm very comfortable
[03:52:52] John Perunkey
[03:52:53] John Perunkey assaults you!
[03:52:55] Assaulted me!
[03:52:56] John Perunkey assaults me!
[03:52:58] John Perunkey assaults me!
[03:53:00] He is me!
[03:53:02] He is me!
[03:53:04] You fucking arassiner!
[03:53:06] What the fuck are you doing?
[03:53:07] He stole his car!
[03:53:08] She's driving high on top!
[03:53:10] She's dropping high on top!
[03:53:11] Fucking watching the storm!
[03:53:13] He's fucking lying!
[03:53:14] You better let us go!
[03:53:15] Guys, we're already talking at one time, okay?
[03:53:17] We don't want anything.
[03:53:18] You're dead for something!
[03:53:20] You fucking bastard!
[03:53:22] Guys, can you hit me? This officer hit me!
[03:53:24] Jump him! Jump him!
[03:53:26] Can you help me?
[03:53:28] I'm just conducting an investigation.
[03:53:30] I think we take him for the slamming.
[03:53:32] She's under the influence of legend, Lee.
[03:53:34] That's her word, not mine.
[03:53:36] Look at her!
[03:53:38] She's just being spamming.
[03:53:40] Guys, she grabbed my right cheek!
[03:53:42] He grabbed my right cheek!
[03:53:44] Oh my god!
[03:54:16] Is that what's happening?
[03:54:18] What are you talking about?
[03:54:20] What are you talking about?
[03:54:22] What are you talking about?
[03:54:24] Let me grab something.
[03:54:26] I'll give you something to grab.
[03:54:28] Let me go. I didn't do anything.
[03:54:30] Let it go. Let it go.
[03:54:32] Let it go.
[03:54:34] Let it go.
[03:54:36] I forgot the law, man.
[03:54:38] What does she do?
[03:54:40] She stole this car.
[03:54:42] That's her car right here.
[03:54:44] This is my fricking ex-boyfriend's car, but he gave it to me as a birthday gift and now he wants it back because I broke up with him
[03:54:53] What's his name?
[03:54:56] You know his name. What's his name? We all know his name
[03:55:04] What's his name?
[03:55:08] Frank, Frank, his name's Frank, sorry
[03:55:11] Everybody, huh?
[03:55:14] Which ex boyfriend yes Frank is my ex-boyfriend and Ernie Dale Vetsperl to Dale Vetsperl those are my exes
[03:55:44] Careful
[03:56:44] Oh, my God, everybody calm down.
[03:56:46] Everybody calm down, miss.
[03:56:47] Calm down?
[03:56:48] So do we.
[03:56:49] Oh, man.
[03:56:50] This is awesome.
[03:56:52] There you go.
[03:56:53] Good, bitch.
[03:56:54] Now, listen.
[03:56:55] Oh, shit.
[03:56:56] There you are.
[03:56:56] That's right.
[03:56:57] All right.
[03:56:58] This is your vehicle, right?
[03:56:59] This is your vehicle, right?
[03:57:00] This is a misunderstanding.
[03:57:01] This is a voice from your car.
[03:57:03] No, like a pimp situation.
[03:57:04] What's going on?
[03:57:05] She is fucking robbing me of my money and my car.
[03:57:09] I'm trying to be, I can see why I didn't get her.
[03:57:11] You gave me your car and your money.
[03:57:13] God, stand up for yourself for once, Fred.
[03:57:17] Fred, be amazed.
[03:57:18] That's not even Fred.
[03:57:19] It was Ernie, right?
[03:57:20] Stay on Facebook.
[03:57:21] Stand up for yourself.
[03:57:22] Stand up, man.
[03:57:23] Dale, it's Dale.
[03:57:24] Stand up for yourself.
[03:57:25] Dale, gosh.
[03:57:26] Dale, every time we would bang, you would always want to be in the cup chair.
[03:57:30] Tell him.
[03:57:31] We never, oh, shit.
[03:57:32] Oh, yeah.
[03:57:33] We never did.
[03:57:34] We never did.
[03:57:35] We never did.
[03:57:36] We always wanted to be in the floor.
[03:57:37] I deny sexual relations with that woman.
[03:57:38] I deny sexual relations with that woman.
[03:57:39] I deny sexual relations with that woman.
[03:57:40] I'm not going to lie to you.
[03:57:41] I'm not going to lie to you.
[03:57:42] I'm not going to lie to you.
[03:57:43] I've been making a lot of accusation
[03:57:45] You're gonna have sexual relationships with that woman and how fucking fat you are
[03:57:49] You sure you weren't watching?
[03:57:51] I ain't sure to you, alright, but it's Santa coming to get you first
[03:57:53] Hey, call me fucking short again
[03:57:55] I dare you
[03:57:56] Call me short again
[03:57:57] Thanks boys, guys
[03:57:58] You wanna do it?
[03:57:59] No, boss
[03:58:00] I'm scared, I'm scared, guys
[03:58:01] Hold up
[03:58:02] Keep this civil, please
[03:58:04] You wanna do it?
[03:58:05] No, no, no
[03:58:06] He's gonna show it to us
[03:58:07] Oh my god
[03:58:08] Get him, man
[03:58:09] Fuck it
[03:58:10] Oh my god
[03:58:13] How you back up?
[03:58:14] Is he stabbing you in the throat?
[03:58:15] Okay, alright.
[03:58:15] But I think you might be pretty good now.
[03:58:17] You might be pretty good.
[03:58:17] Oh, shit.
[03:58:18] That's not fair.
[03:58:19] Get the fuck in there!
[03:58:20] Get the fuck in there!
[03:58:21] Get the fucking hands up right there!
[03:58:22] Get the fuck in there!
[03:58:23] Get the fucking hands up right there!
[03:58:24] Get the fucking call!
[03:58:25] Get in there!
[03:58:25] Get in there!
[03:58:26] Get in there!
[03:58:27] Oh my god.
[03:58:28] I'm still in pursuit.
[03:58:31] Ryan, you're free to go if it's time.
[03:58:32] Officer, thank you, officer.
[03:58:36] Thank you.
[03:58:37] I know you made the right decision.
[03:58:38] Give me one second.
[03:58:39] I got up here next to this guy, okay?
[03:58:41] Officer, just hold.
[03:58:42] Just hold.
[03:58:43] If you want to go on a date and get some pasta later, just let me know.
[03:58:48] Or some coffee.
[03:58:52] Sir.
[03:58:53] Sir, are you okay?
[03:58:54] Can I have a plot armor?
[03:58:56] Here.
[03:58:57] We're touching down on the word upon EMS, okay? Hang in there.
[03:59:02] Let me get you away from this wall.
[03:59:04] Come here.
[03:59:04] Ah!
[03:59:05] Ah!
[03:59:05] Ah!
[03:59:06] Ah!
[03:59:06] Ah!
[03:59:07] Ah!
[03:59:07] Ah!
[03:59:08] Ah!
[03:59:08] Ah!
[03:59:09] Ah!
[03:59:09] Ah!
[03:59:10] Ah!
[03:59:10] Ah!
[03:59:11] Ah!
[03:59:11] Ah!
[03:59:12] Ah!
[03:59:12] Oh my god, Jesus is back here. Jesus.
[03:59:17] Damn. Honestly, I thought it was very brave that you stood up for yourself out there, even though you were bleeding out.
[03:59:22] Oh, look, I got a cold beer. I got... I got a cold beer. I got a cold beer.
[03:59:30] Do you need a mask?
[03:59:32] Dude, how am I gonna get away? If I get away with this car, I'm actually gonna fucking die.
[03:59:37] I got a stab victim here uh I work in Laguna place yet near the pawn shop
[03:59:47] yep just used a bit
[03:59:49] I'm looking for you to come on in.
[03:59:53] Yeah I thought it was very brave that you sit up for yourself but I'm still gonna be banging
[03:59:57] Frank tonight.
[03:59:58] You stole my camera.
[03:59:59] You stole my camera.
[04:00:00] You stole my camera.
[04:00:01] Put this bitch in jail man.
[04:00:02] Sure you want to press charges?
[04:00:03] I guess.
[04:00:04] He's in co-chair.
[04:00:05] Assaulted me.
[04:00:06] He doesn't know what to do with him.
[04:00:08] Oh my god.
[04:00:10] Oh my god, so what happened to it?
[04:00:12] He was stabbed. He was stabbed by a group of ruffians.
[04:00:15] Oh my god, but did you get stabbed too?
[04:00:18] Oh man.
[04:00:20] Can you back? Okay, I'll just turn you around.
[04:00:22] Come up here for a second while he's helping.
[04:00:24] Here!
[04:00:25] Give him some air.
[04:00:26] Yes.
[04:00:27] Opposites want to say you were so brave back there.
[04:00:29] You were so brave.
[04:00:30] Alright, so this is what's going down, right?
[04:00:33] What's going down?
[04:00:34] He claimed you stole the car, right?
[04:00:37] You told me you smoked weed, you know?
[04:00:39] But some of the results would feel sobriety-pressed.
[04:00:42] Looking pretty fine, right?
[04:00:44] Your eyes not looking too glossy, you were able to follow along.
[04:00:47] So I'm not sure what that was.
[04:00:49] Well, as far as we're caught, a lapse in judgment, okay?
[04:00:52] Yeah, no problem, officer.
[04:00:54] But you were hanging out with him at the casino, you said, right?
[04:00:57] Yes, he gave me his money and then he said I stole it,
[04:01:00] but he gave it to me and then he gave me his car
[04:01:02] He said I saw it because he's upset that I'm banging Frank
[04:01:06] Okay, so if you guys were together earlier today
[04:01:09] Soon as he was okay and back on his feet. I'm gonna pull him over here. I'm in
[04:01:15] Say I need to help you turn him around after some okay one second
[04:01:18] I'm gonna bring him over here once he's back on his feet okay and if he wants to proceed
[04:01:47] with pressing charges. I'm not pressing charges on a stolen vehicle, right?
[04:01:50] That's going to be up to you and him. You find, you know, a way to get through this.
[04:01:56] Otherwise, you know, it's going to have to go that way, okay?
[04:01:58] Officer, I totally understand. I just want to say you've been so brave.
[04:02:03] Thank you. Thank you. Just doing my job, man. I'm going to give you a chance, right?
[04:02:06] Talk to him. See if you guys can work things out for me a little bit.
[04:02:09] If you have casino, you know? And then, you know, this will be on you, you know?
[04:02:14] You know you can smooth it over with him, then you'll be good not and I'm sorry I've been my job
[04:02:18] Okay, I'm gonna stand up sir, and I thought it was so great. I used that up to those gangsters
[04:02:25] Gangsters yeah, there's guns. Holy shit. I thought yes, you did a great job sir
[04:02:32] Guys are fucking crazy. You might that one guy in the mask knew my name. You see that?
[04:02:36] Yeah, those guys are like
[04:02:38] Those guys are so fucking weird
[04:02:40] I'm not sure.
[04:02:42] He's fucking asking me anything.
[04:02:44] He's talking all like.
[04:02:46] No, no, no, no.
[04:02:48] Could you just take these cups off for the time being,
[04:02:50] and then if he wants to press charges, you can put him back on?
[04:02:54] I like when your hands are on me.
[04:02:56] Let me turn his vehicle off.
[04:02:58] I'll be there. I'll just give it a lot.
[04:03:00] You drove off on me once already.
[04:03:02] I'm gonna have to wait, okay?
[04:03:04] No problem.
[04:03:10] you
[04:03:40] you
[04:04:10] you
[04:04:40] you
[04:05:10] you
[04:05:40] You
[04:06:04] Before he left
[04:06:06] he said you're free to go yes he said I'm free to go but he couldn't take the
[04:06:10] cups off because he left okay you have to wait for him to come back to take the
[04:06:14] cups off oh are you okay oh what the hell how can you say these friggin cups off
[04:06:25] it hurts hey well we're here let's see what you go
[04:06:30] I don't know, huh?
[04:06:31] Hmm.
[04:06:32] Oh, what a big thing.
[04:06:34] Wait, why are you putting...
[04:06:35] Why are you checking your pockets?
[04:06:36] Every time I see no chips, that's...
[04:06:38] Oh my god, get your hands off me, you creep!
[04:06:42] Get your hands off me, you creep!
[04:06:45] I can take my two chips, you still don't accept me.
[04:06:47] Why are you touching a lady, too?
[04:06:48] Because she owes me $700, that's why she owes me.
[04:06:51] I don't owe you anything that gave me the chips, you broke bastard.
[04:06:56] I don't mind, there's no need for that, no need for the insults, it's just hurt, right?
[04:07:00] It's always hurt.
[04:07:02] I was told I could leave by the cop.
[04:07:04] What is going on? I'm so confused, I'm just a girl.
[04:07:07] Unfortunately, I don't think he can leave till he takes off the cuffs of your hands.
[04:07:12] Sir, but could you, sir? Mr. EMT, sir? Here.
[04:07:16] Oh, I am not authorized to take off cuffs.
[04:07:20] Sir, please, just come on.
[04:07:23] I've never touched a handcuff before, I don't know how it works.
[04:07:27] Excuse me sir, why are you sitting inside the police officer's car?
[04:07:33] This guy is an evil man here.
[04:07:38] I mean, I understand he just got stabbed in the back, he must be hurting.
[04:07:41] And I've given a pump of a little painkiller in him.
[04:07:53] You're going to pay for a long time, man.
[04:07:57] Why can't we work together on this?
[04:08:00] Because you stole my fucking car and then stole my money.
[04:08:03] That's what happened.
[04:08:05] I didn't steal anything from you, you son- Who is that?
[04:08:09] Who's that baddie?
[04:08:10] Stop calling me.
[04:08:12] Hey girl.
[04:08:13] Hey, you look hot.
[04:08:14] What's your name?
[04:08:15] My name is Bianca Tatiana.
[04:08:16] What's your name?
[04:08:17] I'm Brittany Sparks.
[04:08:18] Most people call me Brett.
[04:08:19] Wow.
[04:08:20] I thought you were a bad guy.
[04:08:21] strikes most people call me Brad I thought this was an actual cop over here
[04:08:24] I was gonna inform you that somebody's robbing the fucking on shop again you
[04:08:29] were gonna smash oh no no it's funny to watch them because the cops come down
[04:08:35] earlier why are you guys in a car please please get the police officer gonna
[04:08:40] hit it um is can anyone get me out of these cuffs it's really tight grip on
[04:08:47] my wrists. Let me see what I can do.
[04:08:50] If the cop had a headache, I'm gonna wait for the cop.
[04:08:53] Brittany, can you help? If the cop had a headache, did the cop have a headache?
[04:08:57] Yeah. In the fact that case, I can't, I can't help you.
[04:09:00] I'm sorry. Fuck with my livelihood.
[04:09:02] Wait, you're fucking kidding me. I'm not gonna hurt you.
[04:09:05] I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm not gonna hurt you.
[04:09:07] Fuck no cop. Fuck no cop. Fuck no cop.
[04:09:09] No, this guy's not a cop. Biggest investigation in your life, right down the street, brother.
[04:09:13] Can somebody get these cops off me, please?
[04:09:16] It's the cop at the gate.
[04:09:18] It's the cop at the gate.
[04:09:20] It's going to cause us all to get out of here.
[04:09:24] Guys, I know, but the cop told me I'm good to go.
[04:09:28] Yeah, I'd like to knock you out of here.
[04:09:31] Who? Who said that?
[04:09:32] Me.
[04:09:33] You're going to knock me out? No, please. Sir, please.
[04:09:38] Let's dig a grave behind the corner.
[04:09:40] Uh, he just threatened my life, Mr. EMT?
[04:09:44] Mr. EMT, arrest him!
[04:09:46] He didn't have a life worry.
[04:09:49] Yeah, all I can do is if he takes your life, I can help you.
[04:09:53] Wait, sure that you stand back up, so you get knocked back down.
[04:09:58] Mr. EMT, I need help.
[04:10:02] I'm getting threatened.
[04:10:06] Why is that?
[04:10:08] crazy
[04:10:10] Guys, I'm just looking for new friends in this city but this fat guy is ruining my life
[04:10:16] It's the fat guy?
[04:10:19] Yes, it's that fat guy right there
[04:10:21] So you're like your ex-husband or something?
[04:10:22] Yes, yes, yes, yes, my-
[04:10:25] Oh my god, your ex-husband ruined your life?
[04:10:28] Yeah, that's why I moved here instead
[04:10:29] My ex-husband ruined my life
[04:10:33] Yeah, and my wife ruined my life
[04:10:35] Your wife or your ex-wife?
[04:10:37] No, she saved my wife, we have to take the boost.
[04:10:43] Sir, you're right, ruined your life, why are you still with her?
[04:10:47] Well, to be honest, I just ran and came here.
[04:10:50] Mr. EMT, would you like something to do?
[04:10:53] Sorry.
[04:10:55] Ow!
[04:11:03] You're like, that's, uh, abuse, and you should not have hit a lady.
[04:11:06] Officer oh, thank you. Oh, here's an officer friend. Oh, thank God finally an officer
[04:11:12] He's selling the officer by the robbery. Oh
[04:11:17] priorities
[04:11:19] I got a seat.
[04:11:28] Hello officer.
[04:11:34] Hello.
[04:11:35] The fat guy right there.
[04:11:37] Officer, how's it going?
[04:11:39] Pretty good.
[04:11:40] An officer was going to take off these cups.
[04:11:43] Then he had a headache.
[04:11:44] So could you take off these cups?
[04:11:48] You know it wasn't gonna take off the cuffs. I did not hear that sir
[04:11:56] Put me in a really awkward spot here I was gonna press charges out for stealing my car
[04:12:02] You gave me the car as a birthday present before you found out. I was banging Frank
[04:12:09] I don't even know when the fuck your birthday is
[04:12:12] You're being in frame two. There's like four of the girls being in Frank. What the fuck girl?
[04:12:16] Yes
[04:12:23] He's just Frank a flusy for real for real. No, he's just upset because I don't want to date him
[04:12:30] I don't want to date you get that through your head. You don't want to date Frank. Maybe Frank is an alpha
[04:12:36] Frank could be an alpha. No
[04:12:39] Explain why he has a bunch of bitches the guy that shaped like a bowling ball like guys. I don't want to say his name
[04:12:45] but come on throw me a bone here I don't know the man of the man in this
[04:12:53] direction right here I feel like you're coming at me I'm not saying their name
[04:13:01] I feel like she's definitely talking about us Dale Dale and Vesper here this Dale
[04:13:07] this we were together for years he gave me his car as a birthday present and
[04:13:14] and now he's mad and saying that I stole it.
[04:13:18] And he's mad because I'm clocking his tea,
[04:13:20] I'm clocking his tea.
[04:13:22] He's damn desperate, man, he's tricking.
[04:13:24] Is that like a new window?
[04:13:27] Just get the window, please just get these cuffs off, please.
[04:13:30] It's when something's like inside and it's in the window.
[04:13:32] So I'm gonna be honest, I don't take the cuffs off
[04:13:36] if I don't know if the officer's actually letting you go
[04:13:38] or not, kind of was his scene.
[04:13:40] I mean, we've been sitting here for at least
[04:13:43] five to 10 minutes with her.
[04:13:44] What is the problem here? You were driving the vehicle, he tracked it down, he came down here and now here we are.
[04:13:48] Was it Parogi?
[04:13:49] He came with the vehicle.
[04:13:50] Yes, it was Parogi. Yes, it was Parogi.
[04:13:53] Okay, yeah, you're gonna get let go. Parogi's probably not gonna be able to wake up for a while, so I'm gonna have no idea what happened.
[04:13:59] Okay, no problem. Thank you.
[04:14:00] Okay, motherfuckers.
[04:14:02] Nothing happened anyways.
[04:14:03] Yeah.
[04:14:03] Aye.
[04:14:04] Yay, you get to feel the confidence, Sean.
[04:14:06] No, we get to watch the poncho shooting.
[04:14:08] Yeah, so he went with it.
[04:14:10] I'll speak about that. Oh, here he is.
[04:14:12] Here he is.
[04:14:13] Sir, sir, I'm sorry, I'm still not gonna give you this car.
[04:14:17] It was not about a car, I'm sorry.
[04:14:20] What?
[04:14:22] Is that Progy?
[04:14:23] Oh, my God.
[04:14:27] What the hell?
[04:14:35] Progy, how's it going?
[04:14:36] You can't look at me like that.
[04:14:38] Sure?
[04:14:39] Me too.
[04:14:39] Oh, my God, it's the nicest suit on Progy.
[04:14:42] I don't know what happened.
[04:14:42] while I was there, you know?
[04:14:44] But, okay.
[04:14:46] So, you guys were together at the casino.
[04:14:49] Is this true or false, sir?
[04:14:50] Yes, this is true.
[04:14:51] It's true, man.
[04:14:52] Let me ask him.
[04:14:53] I heard your side.
[04:14:54] Give him a chance, bro.
[04:14:55] Yeah.
[04:14:56] So you guys were hanging out at the casino,
[04:14:57] doing whatever, right?
[04:14:58] Gamblin, hanging out?
[04:14:59] She's making me for money.
[04:15:00] Yeah.
[04:15:02] Because you never frickin' give me money anymore!
[04:15:04] Ah!
[04:15:05] Are you involved with her at all?
[04:15:08] I was in, like, a love relationship.
[04:15:11] I'm not even in a relationship.
[04:15:13] I don't even know her name.
[04:15:15] You know, maybe you guys just go on like these dates.
[04:15:17] Oh, you don't know my name?
[04:15:19] No.
[04:15:19] Maybe.
[04:15:20] Maybe.
[04:15:20] Maybe.
[04:15:21] Maybe.
[04:15:21] You know what I'm saying?
[04:15:22] No, you don't know my name.
[04:15:23] Speak up.
[04:15:24] No, you don't know my name.
[04:15:26] Stand on that.
[04:15:26] What is it?
[04:15:27] Come on, let's calm down.
[04:15:28] Let's calm down.
[04:15:28] My name is Bianca Tatiana.
[04:15:30] He knows that.
[04:15:31] We've been banging for years.
[04:15:33] We have never touched each other.
[04:15:36] Sure.
[04:15:36] I'm not going to judge or you or anything, man.
[04:15:38] This is a safe space here.
[04:15:39] I'm just trying to get a peaceful resolution.
[04:15:41] I'm telling you, I forgot her name.
[04:15:44] Oh, you forgot my name?
[04:15:46] What else?
[04:15:46] What was her name?
[04:15:49] What was the other woman saying?
[04:15:50] I'm gonna be sweet as fish.
[04:15:52] It's OK, Bianca.
[04:15:52] It's going to be OK.
[04:15:53] All right, so.
[04:15:55] All right.
[04:15:56] You guys are hanging out, blabber bug.
[04:15:58] Maybe the first time you guys know each other, whatever.
[04:16:00] You guys are gambling.
[04:16:01] Are you going to leave out the pipe where he groped me
[04:16:04] while you had a headache?
[04:16:05] He groped me.
[04:16:06] Are you going to talk about that?
[04:16:08] Your accusations with the groping
[04:16:09] are going to get a lot of pain, OK?
[04:16:11] to take that with the grain of salt you tried to use that one on me earlier well
[04:16:15] okay come on you were at least thinking about it not growing about it
[04:16:19] following through two different things you were thinking about it did you let
[04:16:26] you know it was stolen we have your vehicle back I can send you some money
[04:16:36] for a repair would you like to handle this amicably maybe ask for an
[04:16:41] Apology of some sort or anything along those lines
[04:16:45] Sellers
[04:16:51] This car cost me 20 bands 20 bands I
[04:16:57] Know do you have the EMT's contact because he saw him grab me I
[04:17:02] Don't I could I could try and figure it out if I really needed to sure I
[04:17:07] I want five bands if you go to jail.
[04:17:12] That's all we got here.
[04:17:14] Do you have, yeah, okay?
[04:17:16] Sir, you don't make the whole thing you want to say, maybe here?
[04:17:19] Maybe, you know?
[04:17:21] I was...
[04:17:23] We were together, me and him.
[04:17:25] We've been dating for a long time.
[04:17:27] We've been dating for a long time.
[04:17:31] He got jealous that I've been having an intimate relationship with Frank.
[04:17:35] He gave me this car as a birthday present the same way he gave me the chips in the casino.
[04:17:40] Now that he's found out that me and Fred...
[04:17:42] Thank you, how much is your skirt, huh?
[04:17:44] I know. Thank you. Great observation.
[04:17:46] He wants to wear jeans because she's letting those.
[04:17:49] Who can't sound this one like fish?
[04:17:51] What smells like fish? See how he talks to me? Do you see this?
[04:17:54] You?
[04:17:55] This is why we would never work out anyways.
[04:17:58] I put some jeans on herself and my cover's smell worse than the old one.
[04:18:02] You need to say that you're sorry or something, otherwise you know, you can't.
[04:18:07] Okay, I'm sorry.
[04:18:09] I'm sure you're trying to make a mess here.
[04:18:10] I'm sorry about everything. I'm sorry.
[04:18:12] And I'll get out of your life if that's what you want.
[04:18:14] Yeah, I want 5K. I really want to jail.
[04:18:17] No, he's holding to it. I don't have $5,000.
[04:18:21] Send her to the slammer.
[04:18:25] Yeah, ma'am, I'm gonna have to arrest you if you can't solve this amicably.
[04:18:29] He did call the vehicle in and...
[04:18:33] You're evil.
[04:18:34] Just so- I can't even- I don't even know you.
[04:18:37] Who are you?
[04:18:38] That's why I got here.
[04:18:39] Why are you-
[04:18:40] I'm sorry.
[04:18:41] I'm the house-
[04:18:42] I'm the house-
[04:18:43] I'm sorry.
[04:18:44] I'm the house-
[04:18:45] At least you're back in the house at this time.
[04:18:46] Please don't resist.
[04:18:47] I don't want to do this.
[04:18:48] But I have to.
[04:18:49] Ow!
[04:18:50] Ow!
[04:18:51] All right.
[04:18:52] Sure.
[04:18:53] You sure about this?
[04:18:56] Yeah.
[04:18:57] yeah you guys know things might never be the same after after you know oh really
[04:19:04] really i think he's done with you ganta very mature very mature i hope you drop the
[04:19:09] soul and you've got four black guys in the show oh that's great frank had a bigger wiener than you
[04:19:15] never told you till now frank had a bigger package than you did didn't you didn't frank had a bigger
[04:19:21] package than you I'm sure Frank can go to the
[04:19:24] all those times I faked it I faked it all those times
[04:19:29] it's a time for what man we know you know what I'm talking about I faked
[04:19:34] every single one of them I faked them all
[04:19:38] oh god she's talking about orgasms in case you're confused
[04:19:42] oh my
[04:19:45] I'm being gentle. Watch your head please. Ow! Ow! Officer! I'm such a fucking handful.
[04:20:07] I'm such a handful. I'm such a fucking handful, Chad.
[04:20:12] Let me open up a police report here, okay?
[04:20:14] I'm such a handful.
[04:20:18] Well, just for the time here.
[04:20:22] I'm such a fucking handful.
[04:20:25] Want to say more?
[04:20:27] Woohoo! Woohoo!
[04:20:29] I'm an absolute diva.
[04:20:37] All right, I'm gonna send you a thing on your phone look for it here in a second. Okay
[04:20:47] Give her a look
[04:20:52] We wait you see let me off
[04:20:57] He's letting me off he's letting me off
[04:21:07] okay
[04:21:15] listen, listen
[04:21:20] sorry sorry sorry yeah
[04:21:22] no i don't fuck myself i don't fuck myself
[04:21:23] no that didn't mean to
[04:21:24] i don't fuck myself
[04:21:26] i don't even have dares so i'll just kick rocks
[04:21:29] i was running on my relationships
[04:21:30] i'll just kick rocks
[04:21:36] All right Miss Bianca, so sir who's the lovely woman in your lives?
[04:21:42] You don't have to teach, not this time.
[04:21:44] You don't have to. This time you have the right to remain silent and anything you say will be can be
[04:21:48] and maybe could be possible used against you in a court of wherever. I like when-
[04:21:53] You might have the right to in a journey possibly if we think that you deserve one.
[04:21:57] I like when you boss me around. And um your rights you understand?
[04:22:02] Yes, I understand. I just wanted to say you look very handsome.
[04:22:07] Thank you. Thank you.
[04:22:10] Thank you.
[04:22:12] Sir, now is there any other way?
[04:22:16] Ow!
[04:22:18] What are you doing with her?
[04:22:23] What the fuck is wrong with her?
[04:22:26] What the fuck is wrong with her?
[04:22:29] Noooo!
[04:22:31] Guys, I need to know the truth!
[04:22:33] What are you doing?
[04:22:35] You guys don't even understand the situation!
[04:22:37] A half hour ago we dealt with you!
[04:22:39] I swear there was a high level of fire!
[04:22:41] Your brother fuckin' buddy stabbed that big dude!
[04:22:43] I was there for fuckin' like 20 minutes
[04:22:45] having to deal with all that shit!
[04:22:47] Why are you just... Where you taking her?
[04:22:49] You in the jail!
[04:22:51] No, he said he's taking me to his house, tell them!
[04:22:54] That's not true!
[04:22:56] I was doing Christ's Sinner Badger.
[04:23:28] need our help. Wait, what?
[04:23:33] Hey, what?
[04:23:35] No, you're close. I'm giving a fuck. No, no, I'm doing this.
[04:23:38] Dude, we drove past us last time, you guys fucking all.
[04:23:42] Okay, seriously, what are we doing here, man?
[04:23:45] You know how this looks? An officer is driving around with a woman in the back of the car
[04:23:50] and 30 minutes ago, the woman said that you grabbed her cheeks or whatever.
[04:23:54] What are you doing?
[04:23:55] That was a fucking lie. You know it.
[04:23:57] What are we doing? This doesn't look like prison to me.
[04:23:59] How about the car?
[04:24:00] Wait, where are we? This isn't the police station.
[04:24:05] It's been like fucking 50 minutes, man.
[04:24:08] Alright, man, wait right there for a second.
[04:24:10] Then I'm gonna go over here.
[04:24:12] It's on car! She's running!
[04:24:19] Am I gonna get...
[04:24:27] Frank
[04:24:29] She stole his car he wanted to press charges bloody blast. That's when I found them. That's why he showed up
[04:24:35] So they were all going out to solve it peacefully. Let me get her sign as well
[04:24:41] But the whole thing is here is that he
[04:24:45] wants me to scare the strain, all right, but he also still loves her, okay
[04:24:57] wait he loved me so many twists and turns he loved me so many twists and
[04:25:06] times what's your side of the story here my ex-boyfriend my ex-boyfriend stole
[04:25:13] okay sorry my ex-boyfriend gave me money I lost the money my ex-boyfriend
[04:25:18] gave me a car for my birthday now that he found out that I was getting intimate
[04:25:22] and banging Frank he is acting like I stole his car called the cops and that's
[04:25:26] what happened you bang this copy his name is Frank no no I didn't bang him I
[04:25:31] banged somebody else named Frank yeah that's pd nice who's better Frank or
[04:25:35] a Fred I don't know Fred's which one here's something
[04:25:43] probably Frank oh oh shit
[04:25:48] No, I'm not a Frank.
[04:25:53] You ever been a Franks Franks?
[04:25:55] No, I haven't.
[04:25:58] Okay.
[04:25:59] Maybe he took his Frank.
[04:26:01] Never mind, never mind.
[04:26:02] Two Franks for one.
[04:26:05] You know, the cheating's not okay.
[04:26:08] You know that, right?
[04:26:10] Yeah, I know.
[04:26:11] But cheating's not okay.
[04:26:12] You can't take Franks Frank up your Frank, you know that?
[04:26:14] It's a very long story.
[04:26:16] like you know I bet it was quite long huh
[04:26:19] what the fuck are you talking about
[04:26:22] is Frank the fat one or the small one?
[04:26:25] Frank is the small one
[04:26:29] awwww
[04:26:30] Frank the other guy who's the big guy from the traffic staff
[04:26:35] Dale, Dale Vesperian
[04:26:38] I still love Dale like I don't know I still love him
[04:26:43] We love Dale, but you won Frank's Wood.
[04:26:45] Pretty much.
[04:26:47] Pretty much, yeah.
[04:26:48] Where the fuck did Dale come in the equation?
[04:26:50] Who the fuck is Dale?
[04:26:51] Dale's the fat guy.
[04:26:52] Dale's the fat guy.
[04:26:53] I thought that was the fat guy.
[04:26:55] He's the main piece, and then Frank's the side piece.
[04:26:59] And then, Officer, if you want, you could be the...
[04:27:03] potentially side-side piece.
[04:27:05] No, you're trying to take it from the whole team.
[04:27:08] That's fair.
[04:27:09] You're obviously, you should go on a date with her.
[04:27:42] Just cuz she want to take Frank's Frank a little bit man
[04:27:46] Come on, man. Maybe maybe they're like you know how to freeze them and report it
[04:27:52] Well, no there was the one that likes to watch I thought yes, yeah, yes, he does
[04:27:57] But then why don't you just do Frank while they was watching?
[04:28:00] I don't that's what I was telling Dale, but he got all offended. That's how this whole story started
[04:28:05] All right, well, why don't you have Frank fuck Dale and then you watch that sounds fine, too
[04:28:09] And then the officer can help.
[04:28:14] I got work to probably call or something at least.
[04:28:17] So do us right for the people.
[04:28:19] Officer, please just let me go. There's gotta be more important stuff than this.
[04:28:26] Ain't that like people dying?
[04:28:28] Yes.
[04:28:29] I heard someone just robbed the pawn shop a few minutes ago.
[04:28:33] They were sufficient.
[04:28:35] Oh.
[04:28:37] Not few of so ever you want to do is let her go. She's just cuz she likes Frank
[04:28:43] Frank man let her go. Thank you. Thank you. We'll let you go. Okay. Thank you.
[04:28:49] Thank you. Just know that I talked to Dale and he said he still loves you and
[04:28:53] he does want you to call him okay. Okay. Give him a kiss on the cheek this poor
[04:28:56] officer. Sounds good. What are you talking about dude? We're trying to get her back with Dale and Frank dude.
[04:29:00] What are you doing here? I want you to be involved as well. Yeah I told you I'm not
[04:29:05] get my heart broken again okay whoa whoa what's this recording what are we
[04:29:10] doing face-timing gal you said you still love me no way
[04:29:47] As Bianca that is day one, bro. That is day one, bro
[04:29:55] That is day one as Bianca
[04:29:58] Cinema absolutely cinema
[04:30:01] Not yet. What should we do? What do we do?
[04:30:17] you
[04:30:47] you
[04:31:17] you
[04:31:47] Thank you.
[04:32:17] You
[04:32:19] You
[04:32:45] Didn't chat
[04:32:49] hacker get hacked boy what happens chat listen up guys what should we do with
[04:32:57] Ron later should we do the talent show should we do the talent show bro I'm
[04:33:04] not doing VR chat not now not ever
[04:33:11] I said it's not looking good wait have eyes call me chat what would you guys rather do
[04:33:25] a talent show with Ron or play a game with Ron hi guys jenny Collin hi guys jenny Collin
[04:33:31] Yeah.
[04:33:33] Hey, I buy South the town show going bro.
[04:33:43] Yeah.
[04:33:45] Let me just kind of bring you to our talent.
[04:33:49] Our spectacular talent.
[04:33:51] We have them all labeled so I think it's good.
[04:33:56] It'll be really good if we put some prep time into this but there's
[04:34:00] time so we have um we have singing uh another singer that's acapella we have a guy that can say
[04:34:12] a to z um what do you rewind that what do you mean by a to z like yeah yeah like he can go
[04:34:21] he doesn't go a b c d e f e he goes a to z
[04:34:24] like in like multiple languages or does he just go ABCDEFG?
[04:34:33] He just kind of says it backwards.
[04:34:36] We have a guy that can play Minecraft songs on the piano and we have a guy that has a condition that gives him frog feet.
[04:34:48] That last one sounds cool.
[04:34:52] Cool.
[04:34:53] My last. That's fucked up.
[04:34:54] Because it was a condition he was born with.
[04:34:57] Yeah, but that's cool, bro.
[04:34:59] High-vives, listen.
[04:35:02] This sounds rough, bro.
[04:35:04] I'm going to be honest.
[04:35:05] This sounds rough.
[04:35:08] This sounds rough.
[04:35:09] It is rough.
[04:35:10] It is 8.
[04:35:12] It is Russia.
[04:35:13] This sounds rough.
[04:35:14] Yes, bro.
[04:35:15] This sounds rough.
[04:35:16] It's all good.
[04:35:18] Um, let me see.
[04:35:22] maybe you guys can be like, like one question go tonight. Like what if you guys are just
[04:35:32] sitting in there and we just pulled in one guy and they just kind of ask you like life
[04:35:36] advice or something.
[04:35:37] Yeah, the problem with one question go is I've seen Los do it. It's just going to turn
[04:35:42] Who do you think you are?
[04:35:48] You don't want to get insulted by your chatters in a voice chat?
[04:35:54] I feel like that's fine.
[04:35:58] Tam, bro, so we really just like,
[04:36:02] we really just like, okay, maybe we put a pin in the talent show and maybe plan it out more.
[04:36:08] Hey, what about Ron's community? Maybe they got some talent.
[04:36:10] Yeah, maybe Ron. Yes, no, actually, yeah.
[04:36:13] Should I bet you Ron's community has talent?
[04:36:16] Let me see if Outlaw can maybe,
[04:36:18] because we have some people that we could,
[04:36:20] we could shift over, you know, but um...
[04:36:23] Yeah, maybe try to coordinate with...
[04:36:25] Why are we banding together?
[04:36:29] Yes.
[04:36:30] Oh, my God!
[04:36:32] Guys, if you get Calypso, just do no band.
[04:36:35] no ban yeah I'm playing rainbow six
[04:36:44] Calypso casino hi guys come on bro fuck
[04:36:52] check if you have talent join the
[04:36:54] Discord please
[04:37:08] No, no
[04:37:11] I like something over we can always play a game bro. It's no big deal
[04:37:16] I did
[04:37:18] Chad what the fuck
[04:37:24] Lock in lock in
[04:37:30] Yo, yo team team house buddies they go into that
[04:37:38] Is this thing off is this thing is this thing on
[04:37:44] Is this thing on
[04:37:47] We guys run a pole should me and run play a game or do the challenge up hold it X to make some art pole
[04:37:54] Game or talent show? Game or talent show? Looks like Chat's saying game. Neither have
[04:38:08] sex. I'm not having sex with Ron. Vote, vote, vote, vote! Chat, should me and Ron do a talent
[04:38:18] show her a game night. You already did. I never banged around. Well, there was not one time.
[04:38:32] Kidding. Come on, shout, lock it in! I hope you both perish. Alright.
[04:38:48] We're not droning today we're not droning today 2026 we're done droning
[04:39:18] Where's my hat?
[04:39:29] Oh, slap machine!
[04:39:36] I don't know where I'm going.
[04:40:03] Wait, Thurman has my charm, what?
[04:40:07] Thurman, how'd you get that charm, my boy?
[04:40:17] Chat saying game, alright, chock the towel, chow.
[04:40:19] Chat saying game.
[04:40:33] No they knew that!
[04:40:35] Wait, Maverick has my charm too!
[04:40:37] What the fuck are the odds of that?
[04:40:40] What are the odds of that?
[04:40:48] Good name.
[04:40:49] Good name, Thermite! Good name!
[04:40:53] Good name, Thermite!
[04:40:55] I
[04:41:02] Know
[04:41:11] You have located
[04:41:17] FD they revive gifts it's up
[04:41:21] She go
[04:41:25] So chat's saying game, chat what game should we play, chat what game should me wrong play?
[04:41:34] Can I do nothing about it baby?
[04:41:38] I can't keep a straight face.
[04:41:42] Shift that midnight.
[04:41:43] Yo, I'm not playing fucking VR chat with Ron, shut up.
[04:41:49] Chat, I'm not doing that shit no more bro.
[04:41:55] bro chat like if I played VR chat I'm not doing like no goon or shit cannot do
[04:42:06] no goon or bullshit if I played VR chat that ass bro that ass if we play VR I'm
[04:42:14] I'm not doing that.
[04:42:18] I can't keep a straight face.
[04:42:21] No, dear, I'm not kidding.
[04:42:26] Try locking it.
[04:42:32] Canada, I think your passenger is not out yet.
[04:42:35] I don't think it's out yet.
[04:42:36] You're drunk, you're looking at a bomb.
[04:42:39] I don't think your passenger is out yet.
[04:42:44] So we said it may be a way out. Yeah, but I think we're gonna do that like another night.
[04:42:53] I don't think we're gonna do that tonight. It's probably too late to start that. Then
[04:42:58] we're gonna do that another night. We will do a layout though. We will. We will.
[04:43:11] I can't keep a straight face
[04:43:18] I don't know where I'm going on this fuck-ass map on this fuck-ass map. I don't know where I'm going, bro
[04:43:25] I can't keep a straight face no dear I'm not kidding
[04:43:45] Are you liking the quintuple tablets?
[04:43:52] I have not.
[04:44:01] I have not started it yet.
[04:44:11] I don't want to get on CGBlake's lip-soaked casino.
[04:44:32] Ubisoft, please just give us the option to ban the map.
[04:44:36] If the map's good, we won't ban it.
[04:44:38] Fuck!
[04:44:39] Just give me the object!
[04:44:43] On Crip, give me the chance!
[04:44:50] What's playing on the shield? What's playing on the shield?
[04:44:56] This map's not good, it's fucking gigantic!
[04:44:59] Well my stuff's stairs, on my yellow thing, on my yellow thing.
[04:45:04] Last guy's upstairs, he's not on site, not on site.
[04:45:07] You guys keep playing, play, play, play.
[04:45:09] Activate it.
[04:45:09] Play.
[04:45:10] It's a bad plan, right?
[04:45:12] In the baseball, because you're right in front of servers.
[04:45:18] Good.
[04:45:18] Nice.
[04:45:19] Nice.
[04:45:19] This is what I think it was.
[04:45:25] Jinx, you should play this game called How to Get a Girlfriend.
[04:45:28] You're a jacket!
[04:45:34] You're a jacket!
[04:45:37] Chad, is FNCS going today?
[04:45:42] Oh, wait, I don't know who's going today, but it's going right now.
[04:45:51] I can't keep a straight face.
[04:45:57] Wait, Aussie said it's the worst heat for NAC, though.
[04:46:00] Just heads up.
[04:46:01] Tomorrow is the God day for content.
[04:46:04] Which I what is tomorrow? What is tomorrow? What is tomorrow and for life? I?
[04:46:14] Can't keep us crazy so what's tomorrow?
[04:46:23] All that's Peter bottom clicks cinema yeah, I'll watch tomorrow for sure. I'll watch tomorrow for sure
[04:46:28] Yeah, Peterbot Vino clicks. Yeah, I'll watch some more. I'll watch some more. Not today.
[04:46:36] I'm playing a game with Ron in a little bit.
[04:46:48] Yo, I was wondering what Pete was gonna play.
[04:46:51] Chatham 0-2-Loo! Alright, time to lock in. I gotta tighten up.
[04:46:55] I gotta lock in.
[04:46:56] Can we you guys can't see?
[04:47:03] Played Phasmophobia with Ron. Yo, man, I have a hot take bro
[04:47:08] Phasmophobia is without a doubt the most confusing entry-level horror game I've ever played in my life
[04:47:15] Without a doubt, but I'm not even kidding bro. When I played Phasmophobia, I didn't even know what was happening for the first hour
[04:47:20] You must locate and defuse a problem.
[04:47:24] If you're saying Phatophobia is easy, you're literally just being edgy.
[04:47:28] It's not, it's so...
[04:47:30] If Ron's never played Phatophobia, he's not gonna know what the hell is going on.
[04:47:35] I'm not even gonna know what's going on, I played twice.
[04:47:38] I played with Ken and Riley and I played with Kasey and Sketch.
[04:47:50] I just I'm so bad on this map because I physically lost the bomb going.
[04:48:08] located on
[04:48:38] I'm going to shit on you throughout!
[04:49:08] One out four remaining.
[04:49:15] Ace!
[04:49:17] Ace!
[04:49:18] Ace!
[04:49:19] Ace!
[04:49:20] Ace!
[04:49:21] Ace!
[04:49:22] Ace!
[04:49:23] Ace!
[04:49:24] AAAAAAAAACE!
[04:49:25] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
[04:49:26] OH THE FUCKING GOAT!
[04:49:27] I don't even know the map!
[04:49:28] YB, they come to prime, XT, they come to prime, purple prime, one with the map, then
[04:49:38] I'm the fucking GOAT!
[04:49:40] Come on, bro!
[04:49:42] Fucking ace, man!
[04:49:44] Fucking ace, boys!
[04:49:46] Let's go!
[04:49:48] Let's actually tee up, bro!
[04:49:50] Fucking ace!
[04:49:52] Let's go, chat!
[04:49:54] One piece of lucid, thank you for the quick fast-scription.
[04:49:56] Nervy, thank you for the tier one.
[04:49:58] It was a great day.
[04:50:00] Thank you for watching.
[04:50:02] I'll see you in the next video.
[04:50:04] Bye!
[04:50:08] Gavin thinking about it, I just get so nervy.
[04:50:14] Realistic thinking about it,
[04:50:15] aren't you thinking about it?
[04:50:16] Oh, VV thinking about it.
[04:50:17] Oh, bottom thinking about it.
[04:50:20] Chetan, I'm locked in, bro.
[04:50:22] I'm locked in, bro.
[04:50:23] I'm locked in.
[04:50:26] What do you mean, pardon?
[04:50:27] I said, nervy, shut up.
[04:50:30] What do you mean, pardon?
[04:50:31] I said, nervy, cock sucker, shut up.
[04:50:38] I can't keep a straight face no dear I'm not kidding
[04:50:49] I'm for the reason of all protected
[04:50:52] God I love you rainbow
[04:51:00] Chattanooga's got an ace oh my god I think I have bipolar disorder
[04:51:04] Haha dude, I was absolutely miserable five minutes ago. Let's go. I just got a fucking ace chat. Let's fucking go
[04:51:22] You see your ace was lucky lucky five head chops
[04:51:25] BAAAARRAAAA
[04:51:27] BAAAARRAAAA
[04:51:29] ZAAAARRAAAA
[04:51:31] NOPE!
[04:51:32] Just good crosshair placement and good awareness
[04:51:43] Why does he got an ace chat? Holy shit
[04:51:55] If somebody comes to this they're literally gonna get the fucking head blown off
[04:52:12] Two full one by one point. Oh, they seeles me a hundred subs I forgot about that
[04:52:18] Never doubted my goat
[04:52:25] of
[04:52:32] the
[04:52:38] death
[04:52:43] of
[04:52:50] So because he missed his grenade, he still killed you, still killed you Blackbeard, pussy
[04:53:05] ass bitch, still killed you, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
[04:53:10] Still killed you boy!
[04:53:12] Still got you!
[04:53:16] The real J.A.S.A. over the time is Samirian, they over the time.
[04:53:19] Who do you mean pardon, what did I say?
[04:53:22] Pardon, what did I say?
[04:53:23] What did I say?
[04:53:24] What do you mean pardon?
[04:53:26] What did I say?
[04:53:27] I'm at negative five, gifts it.
[04:53:32] What did I say?
[04:53:36] You ripped it again, what did I say?
[04:53:40] No, I did not say that word!
[04:53:46] I did not say that word!
[04:53:49] No I didn't, bro.
[04:53:50] No I didn't.
[04:53:51] Please shut up, you're annoying.
[04:53:52] Show me a clip!
[04:53:53] Show me a clip!
[04:53:54] Show me a clip!
[04:53:55] Show me a clip!
[04:53:56] Show me a clip!
[04:53:57] show me the clip show me the clip show me a clip
[04:54:07] show me the clip
[04:54:12] up for last operator standing
[04:54:20] five seconds remaining
[04:54:27] Vamapu, Vamapu Nakarayu!
[04:54:30] Well played.
[04:54:37] What did I say? What?
[04:54:39] Yo Norfolk, think about it, I am that guy, think about the crime.
[04:54:43] You're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy.
[04:54:47] Chatterz, do you remember that video? God, it was such a big video.
[04:54:50] Maddie BS with the five gifted subs.
[04:54:56] She all the way mad in the chat.
[04:55:00] Guy six and three lead.
[04:55:02] See bro, even when I start out again, absolutely terrible.
[04:55:06] I always come back.
[04:55:09] But we're about to win this and our teammate left to go get a pop-tark.
[04:55:15] Ripped it.
[04:55:16] Here's the clip of me ripping it.
[04:55:17] Let's see.
[04:55:18] Oh, it's slow motion. That's a good start. Of course, it's going to be slow motion.
[04:55:25] So what did I say?
[04:55:27] To be pardoned, what did I say? Yeah, here's the problem with slow motion, bro. You're
[04:55:37] sending me a clip in 0.25x, like pardon, what did I say? What did I say? What? So the clip
[04:55:44] The clip is me saying what did I say?
[04:55:47] Yo bro,
[04:55:49] ANYBODY HOME!
[04:55:52] The clip is me saying what did I say?
[04:55:58] Is this gonna happen every time I stream?
[04:56:01] Is this gonna happen every time I stream?
[04:56:03] So whatever's on my stream you guys are just gonna try to gaslight me into thinking I said
[04:56:17] something I didn't say.
[04:56:18] That's disgusting!
[04:56:19] See everything over the prime.
[04:56:20] That's what is disgusting behavior.
[04:56:21] Down in 10 seconds.
[04:56:22] You can see you're balding by the way.
[04:56:23] Literally not balding.
[04:56:24] down
[04:56:29] You see your ball thing by the way, literally not
[04:56:46] John what's this John what's this
[04:56:54] SHIZER!
[04:57:01] SLAPPING MAGS!
[04:57:02] SLAPPING MAGS!
[04:57:04] I don't know if they like, announce they're reloading. It's like,
[04:57:07] AH!
[04:57:08] Alright, I'm located by A4.
[04:57:13] Hey, guy, guy!
[04:57:24] Get in my...
[04:57:30] I'm gonna kill the whole team.
[04:57:32] I
[04:57:51] Yeah, don't could be positioning doesn't matter awareness doesn't matter because you can let it just go
[04:58:02] NOOOOO!
[04:58:08] Nothing matters!
[04:58:10] Positioning doesn't matter! Awareness doesn't matter!
[04:58:12] Because you can literally just go...
[04:58:14] DUUUH!
[04:58:15] Like I'm so sick of this bullshit!
[04:58:21] Bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, trust me?
[04:58:24] Bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami!
[04:58:30] Baaahhhhhh!
[04:58:37] Positioning means nothing!
[04:58:39] Skill means nothing!
[04:58:40] Droning means nothing!
[04:58:42] Awareness means nothing!
[04:58:43] Hearing means nothing!
[04:58:45] Because you can literally go!
[04:58:50] Fuuuuhhhhhhhh!
[04:58:53] Fuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!
[04:58:55] That's all you have to do!
[04:58:56] He's just spamming his doggie-gall!
[04:58:58] It's like so stupid.
[04:59:00] It's so fucking dumb.
[04:59:02] What a bad fucking operator design.
[04:59:06] Guys, let's make an already broken operator more broken.
[04:59:11] Yeah.
[04:59:12] We're not going to update the game with any new content.
[04:59:15] So we're just going to remaster already mastered operators and just make them broken.
[04:59:19] Let's go.
[04:59:21] Sierra Leone read with the five gifted.
[04:59:23] Wait, is that real?
[04:59:25] Sierra on me with the five gifted it is that real is that fucking real
[04:59:36] What the hell Sierra on me what is good
[04:59:44] Sierra on me baby
[04:59:48] Terry on me what is good
[04:59:50] Yeah
[04:59:52] See area just want to say but I appreciate all the respect you've been putting on some Etsy's lame over the past years man
[04:59:58] You're a child, bro
[05:00:04] You're already I love you, bro
[05:00:08] To Tim they give her the five gift it is a self-scribbling
[05:00:13] Love you
[05:00:50] 95 damage! Open up fucking shotgun! 95 damage!
[05:01:12] What?
[05:01:13] What?
[05:01:14] My shotgun did 95 damage, that's gotta be a prank.
[05:01:23] Butch, they were divide gifted, and W Butch and the Chatterbite.
[05:01:28] Bawrry.
[05:01:29] So we're not droning.
[05:01:32] Good work, Blackbeard.
[05:01:34] So we're not droning.
[05:01:36] Bawrry.
[05:01:37] Yo, if you breathe, if you breathe on, if you breathe on Fuse's balls, you'll die, I promise, breathe on him, he's dead.
[05:01:49] Oh, or if you just completely risk within a-
[05:01:52] Thank god.
[05:01:53] Thank god, 2v1, Vommel, Vommel, Vommel.
[05:01:55] 2v1, let's do this, guys.
[05:01:57] Salty, think of it as a crime? Link, think of it as a gift, dude.
[05:02:01] Salty, think of it as a crime? Link, think of it as a gift, dude.
[05:02:03] Guys, it was an absolute pleasure playing with you.
[05:02:08] Remember, if you think it's a good idea, jerk off first.
[05:02:16] I didn't get MVP.
[05:02:17] Foss?
[05:02:18] Ah, this guy with 7 is living to his death, he probably deserved it.
[05:02:23] This guy with 7 is living to his death, he probably deserved it, not gonna lie.
[05:02:28] I'm gonna start to think we're the prime sub.
[05:02:32] I've been winning so many games of Siege lately, it's actually disgusting.
[05:02:36] I've won four of my last five solo queue games.
[05:02:39] Which I'm going to have a slight delay because of a competitive psychopath, slight delay.
[05:02:44] You
[05:02:59] Way because that way they can't have a fucking orbital fucking v-sat on me and it's at least slightly delayed
[05:03:05] Russian thank you for the cheerwater Russian appreciate you you know man appreciate you
[05:03:08] We're about to hit 11 million.
[05:03:15] 11 million.
[05:03:20] Same fit for the last three days.
[05:03:23] No, it's not.
[05:03:25] No, it's not.
[05:03:28] I'm going to be honest.
[05:03:29] We're probably going to hit 11 million in the next few days.
[05:03:32] I'm going to be honest.
[05:03:34] I'm going to be honest.
[05:03:36] We're probably gonna hit 11 mil and would be dead ass a week a week. I'm not even trolling
[05:03:45] Crazy maybe a little slightly more
[05:03:49] Yo, if I get clips look, you know what down. I'm gonna put a hole in this task
[05:03:53] If I get clips, you know, I gotta put a hole in this task. I'm so serious
[05:03:57] I love this map
[05:04:03] Power man think I'm gonna try to get to itself
[05:04:07] I'm gonna be power to chat
[05:04:15] Power thank you bro
[05:04:18] Fucking thank you my boy
[05:04:19] Love you baby
[05:04:20] I can't keep a straight face
[05:04:24] Celestia, look at the button. This is Falcon's map. Yeah, that's Balanage.
[05:04:31] Bro, there was an NA team that made a really good roaming strat for this, like years ago. I think it was SSG, right?
[05:04:37] Yeah, it wasn't an SSG?
[05:04:40] The other ones who did like the castle popping the hatch upstairs bar hold.
[05:04:46] I'm talking years ago. Years ago.
[05:04:48] Years ago.
[05:04:50] Ramping return.
[05:04:51] Dinksy, get a job.
[05:04:53] All right.
[05:04:58] Yeah, it was SSG.
[05:04:59] It was called the SSG row.
[05:05:02] Matty with the five gifted subs.
[05:05:04] I don't have the mat in the chat.
[05:05:08] Guys, I think I'm about to get plat one if I win this.
[05:05:10] I can about to get plat one if I win this.
[05:05:42] I'm reloading!
[05:06:03] Got a drone! Got a drone!
[05:06:06] Shoot these skulls! Stop the drone for us!
[05:06:09] Go and join that hole! It's down!
[05:06:13] Oh, reinforced!
[05:06:23] Sorry, bro. My bad. I didn't know I was playing against Spoy.
[05:06:28] Far out.
[05:06:31] I didn't know I was playing against Spoy. I mean, Jesus.
[05:06:34] Holy shit. Somebody signed that kid.
[05:06:37] yo guys this is platinum and ranked 3.0 by the way this is PC platinum and
[05:06:46] ranked 3.0 by the way like yo bro say goodbye to champ
[05:06:54] I'm proud of you can evolve PC platinum and ranked 3.0 by the way I just got
[05:07:00] fucking blasted I just got fucking blasted that was almost that was almost
[05:07:13] absolutely terrible that was almost terrible bro play keyboard and mouse
[05:07:20] guys I don't like guys I'm doing time I'm just saying guys it's not like oh no I
[05:07:24] can't compete I have a 1.5 KT like I run this shit I'm just saying like I'm
[05:07:29] event I'm occasionally I can't speak occasionally I'm gonna get shit on
[05:07:36] like yeah bro occasionally I'm gonna get shit on look at my stuff my stuff
[05:07:41] so less that's the lie kid that's it hi guys 1.5 KD no no no hi guys that's it
[05:07:50] 1.5 KD half my games I get stream sniped 20% of my games I get team killed yeah
[05:07:55] That's pretty damn good. That's pretty good stacks my boy
[05:08:03] You would be hired if you played keyboard and mouse by the way
[05:08:06] Yeah, if I learned to keyboard and mouse and spent months on it if I were to swap over to keyboard and mouse right now
[05:08:10] I'd have a 0.7 KD
[05:08:12] Like what do you what do you mean, bro?
[05:08:14] What are you talking about bro? What?
[05:08:20] Also, I don't need controller because look at what mingo is doing in T2 boom roasted
[05:08:25] Mother, they go back to server 1, or I don't need keyboard because look at what Mingo's doing in T2 with controller. Boom. Roast it again.
[05:08:33] I can't keep... dude. Chat, streamer games is in seven days. Holy shit.
[05:08:39] Streamer games is in seven days!
[05:08:49] Hi!
[05:08:51] Matt, think it a bad gift to...
[05:08:52] Secure the bomb.
[05:08:54] Matt, think of the five gifts in it.
[05:09:00] W mad into the chat.
[05:09:08] Changing mags!
[05:09:09] Changing mags!
[05:09:18] These are not cliffs.
[05:09:20] These are mags.
[05:09:22] Can I just remember that clip? Classic. Classic, Charlie Aura. These are not clips. These are mags.
[05:09:31] Can I remember the clip? Classic.
[05:09:40] This spawnpeek works every time I do it. This spawnpeek works every time I do it.
[05:09:45] I'm attracted to males.
[05:09:51] Fuck!
[05:09:53] Fuck!
[05:09:55] Fuck!
[05:09:57] Fuck!
[05:10:03] Oh my god!
[05:10:05] Come on, dude!
[05:10:15] Like, come on!
[05:10:20] Wait, where's my fucking facecam?
[05:10:25] Wait, did I just...?
[05:10:28] Where's my facecam?
[05:10:32] Uh, hi guys? Hi guys?
[05:10:36] Reloading.
[05:10:37] Hi guys, my face cam unblocked and went flying.
[05:10:41] Hi guys, my face cam unblocked and went flying.
[05:10:53] Hi guys, I don't know where my face cam is and I'm scared!
[05:10:56] We're located at bomb, protect it.
[05:10:58] One of four remaining, four eliminated. Mission successful.
[05:11:18] Oh my God, I found it. Yes! Yes! I found it! I found it! I found it! Yes!
[05:11:25] Yes!
[05:11:26] Guys, nice.
[05:11:29] And bro, my team are absolute chads.
[05:11:33] Dude, I just rocked the shit out of that camera.
[05:11:40] I just rocked the fuck out of that camera, guys.
[05:11:44] On BD.
[05:11:48] Alright, I'm back, kittens.
[05:11:53] Keep a straight face. No, dear, I'm not kidding. I'm sick of the chase. Shout out all over the tree.
[05:12:02] Recipes. I can feel my eyes still spinning.
[05:12:09] Prime, think of it, prime. Prime, think of it, prime. W prime to the chat. His name's
[05:12:12] There's prime and he prime stuff. That's kind of a double on Tondra.
[05:12:16] Time to go to prime.
[05:12:23] Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
[05:12:29] Captain Joe, watch me! Time watch me, little kids!
[05:12:36] Make it count. Play it straight.
[05:12:39] Don't look back. Don't hesitate.
[05:12:41] When you go big time, drone acquired, got some new drones, shoot these skulls, got a giant
[05:12:50] atom, got a giant atom, let's get him!
[05:12:57] Hey Todd, welcome to Jinxie School of Rainbow Six Siege, today I'm going to teach you how
[05:13:07] to spawn feet.
[05:13:08] Now you might be like, D.C., why are you spawn picking us?
[05:13:10] Because we shot four of their drones, so they're exiting spawn blind right now.
[05:13:14] A.K.A., three kill.
[05:13:18] This is awkward.
[05:13:24] This is ridiculously uncomfortable.
[05:13:26] Moving!
[05:13:30] Reload!
[05:13:32] Reload!
[05:13:38] I'm leaving spawn because they have no drone economy like it's little things
[05:13:50] like this that make you champ well 25-time champ
[05:13:54] I'm gonna ADS while he's staring at me.
[05:14:01] I'm gonna ADS while he's staring at me.
[05:14:09] I'm gonna ADS while he's staring at me.
[05:14:20] I'm gonna ADS while he's staring at me.
[05:14:26] Those three enemies scoped in, I'm gonna ADS.
[05:14:30] I'm gonna ADS while he's scoping in on me.
[05:14:34] Like bro, you are sorry, my boy.
[05:14:36] Players, do you think I'm gonna die?
[05:14:38] Do you not think I'm gonna turn one?
[05:14:40] So he kills me because he's ass.
[05:14:42] He kills me because he's ass.
[05:14:45] And then the chat's typing 0 and 3, Lee.
[05:14:47] AHHHHH!
[05:14:50] Yo Jack! He killed me because he's ass!
[05:14:54] That's why he killed me!
[05:14:55] Now, he's good, so I'd have to get a bag.
[05:15:01] Are you streaming tonight?
[05:15:04] I'M FIVE HOURS!
[05:15:07] Into the stream, dipshits!
[05:15:11] Five fucking hours!
[05:15:17] I hit champion 25 times you know how messy one eight modern doors I hit champ 25 times
[05:15:37] if you type oh and three Lee it's not going to affect me high-fives calling yo high-fives
[05:15:42] what up playing Rainbow Six Siege winning dominating smoking enemy player packs bro
[05:15:53] What are you?
[05:16:03] I'm five hours into my stream. I'm live right now. Five hours in.
[05:16:15] NA East EST, Eastern Standard Time.
[05:16:23] I'm live right now, Jackass!
[05:16:30] I'm live!
[05:16:33] 5 seconds to insertion.
[05:16:38] You must locate and abuse a bomb.
[05:16:42] Hey, thatcher, let me take you out for drinks after this.
[05:16:45] You got it.
[05:16:47] Look, I think drinks are the only way to...
[05:16:50] They're my trying to crack faster holy duo
[05:16:58] Don't touch my man don't touch my man don't touch my man don't touch my man
[05:17:04] Don't touch my man ever bitch. Don't ever touch my man. Don't touch my man. I
[05:17:14] Really need to catch her right now. I really need to catch her right now
[05:17:17] Clocked that Z. Clocked it. Clocked it!
[05:17:21] I see his head you see that chat you see that
[05:19:18] Second ace of the day! That's my second ace of the day!
[05:19:22] Oh oh oh oh oh! Second ace of the day!
[05:19:27] Collab it! Collab it!
[05:19:31] But not just a champ! 25-time champ!
[05:19:40] 25-time champ!
[05:19:44] Fuck off my court!
[05:19:48] That's my second ace. Two aces in two games. Two aces in two games. Switch to Trevor. Danny,
[05:20:00] I haven't been on story mode in five days. Danny, Danny, pull your head out of your
[05:20:07] ass and enjoy the content. That's my second ace. Clip it. Clip it. Clip it. I swear if
[05:20:17] I get a shit map. I'm gonna come back. I swear if I get a shit map
[05:21:17] Second ace of the day!
[05:21:24] Oh my god, it's Oregon!
[05:21:29] Yes!
[05:21:33] Two-rains games played, two aces.
[05:21:35] I mean, if your penis isn't extending watching this stream,
[05:21:42] Start stroking it ball to tip harder.
[05:21:47] Two aces in two games.
[05:21:49] No one's doing it like me.
[05:21:50] No one.
[05:21:52] Besides daddy stomping.
[05:21:56] Two aces in two games.
[05:21:58] Get the fuck off my court.
[05:21:59] Get the fuck off my court.
[05:22:00] Get the fuck off my court.
[05:22:01] Get off my court.
[05:22:04] Two aces in two games.
[05:22:05] Just positioning awareness.
[05:22:06] It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just clean.
[05:22:08] It's just clean.
[05:22:09] Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
[05:22:13] Changing mags! Changing mags!
[05:22:17] These are mags. These are not clips, you stupid fuck.
[05:22:22] These are mags!
[05:22:29] Classic Carviora.
[05:22:39] Uh-huh!
[05:22:43] Jurnikwai!
[05:22:44] Jurnikwai!
[05:22:45] Ten seconds.
[05:22:46] Two aces in two games. I mean, my god.
[05:22:48] Let's make it three, fuck it.
[05:22:50] Five seconds encounter.
[05:22:55] Off location.
[05:22:57] Bro thought I wouldn't see him!
[05:22:58] Ha-ha!
[05:23:00] Bro's a thinker!
[05:23:01] Bro's thinking!
[05:23:09] Oh
[05:23:20] Daddy take it out. Oh daddy
[05:23:24] Take it out
[05:23:32] Getting chased down by snake probably time to hide
[05:23:39] but if he goes freezer to kill me he can enjoy the kill i guess
[05:23:54] op for found a bomb you must defend it
[05:23:57] op for found a bomb you must defend it
[05:24:04] Oh my god! See, having a lazy team actually helps sometimes.
[05:24:29] Fabrissimo!
[05:24:34] Damn, I just got flicked on.
[05:24:35] Don't shit-ass player!
[05:24:36] Only killed me because he's aiming with his wrist.
[05:24:38] Only killed me because he's aiming with his wrist.
[05:24:40] Butta-ball-right!
[05:24:44] Top main.
[05:24:45] Top main.
[05:24:48] Twitch is...
[05:24:49] Twitch is top main, Thurmite's master.
[05:24:51] Twitch top main, Thurmite master.
[05:24:53] Bar.
[05:24:57] Last team top main.
[05:24:58] Last team top main.
[05:24:59] You got this, B. I recreated it.
[05:25:09] Oh!
[05:25:10] Oh!
[05:25:11] Damn, boy!
[05:25:12] Backshots!
[05:25:13] Backshots on me!
[05:25:15] Backshots on me!
[05:25:17] Damn, boy!
[05:25:19] Smoke, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't slightly aroused by your gameplay, my boy.
[05:25:27] Make it count, play it straight, don't look back, don't ask anything.
[05:25:32] Why does nobody communicate?
[05:25:34] Guys, you're not ever getting out of the platform if you don't turn on your mic.
[05:25:39] Like, turn on your mic!
[05:25:42] Turn on your mic!
[05:25:45] Turn on your fucking mic, please!
[05:25:48] You're not gonna get out of the platform playing like this.
[05:25:51] Whoa, you're not.
[05:25:52] IG, think of it as a problem.
[05:25:55] IG, think of it as a problem.
[05:25:57] Anxiety I do the same thing you understand if one guy on my team is anxious you're telling
[05:26:07] me all four of my teammates every game are anxious cap.
[05:26:12] No one talks.
[05:26:13] No one talks.
[05:26:16] Show me your wiener.
[05:26:21] All right.
[05:26:24] He wants to talk to minors.
[05:26:26] Nope.
[05:26:27] I want to communicate with my Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Seams rank squad.
[05:26:31] Mobs, band that guy for defamation of character and then report him to the FBI.
[05:26:36] Report that guy to the FBI.
[05:26:37] Let's slide out defamation of character.
[05:26:40] Check Rekai?
[05:26:56] Look at Rekai's stream?
[05:27:00] Rekai live?
[05:27:06] buying my momma cartel
[05:27:10] i appreciate you too bro
[05:27:11] wait, briquette buying his momma cartel?
[05:27:15] should have exact so many holes in that shi-
[05:27:20] get a bomb
[05:27:29] fuck it
[05:27:36] He knows, he knows, he knows, but I don't care.
[05:27:46] I should back up, but my ego's too big.
[05:27:49] He knows I'm close, but I-
[05:27:50] The bomb is located in the bomb, suspected.
[05:27:59] I said it!
[05:28:00] The bomb diffuser has been successfully detected.
[05:28:02] We've been spotted.
[05:28:04] Diffuser located. Disable it.
[05:28:08] I know you're here.
[05:28:09] But I know you're there!
[05:28:13] I'm for last, Operator Stake.
[05:28:15] Wait, I was fighting myself the whole time?
[05:28:20] Oh
[05:28:24] The future is destroyed mission successful
[05:28:31] Guys nice
[05:28:34] Guys nice
[05:28:36] Guys nice sleepy think about which my subscription. That means leave me inside of a check
[05:28:41] Guys, you know, but sometimes you know you shouldn't take a fight, but like your ego is just like
[05:28:47] I just exploded on myself. I just exploded on myself, bro. In fact, I know that I shouldn't
[05:29:04] take the fight, but I can't not take the fight. I can't not take the fight. Faze, think of
[05:29:11] it as a father. Still thinking of a father. Coby thinking of a father. Cece thinking of
[05:29:15] Thinkin' Fadda, Nioh thinkin' Fadda, Barbie thinkin' Fadda,
[05:29:18] Eeyoo thinkin' Fadda, Slammy thinkin' Fadda.
[05:29:23] When is the streamer tournament on Rainbow Six Siege?
[05:29:25] I believe the streamer tournament on Rainbow Six Siege
[05:29:27] with the Alpha Pack drops is gonna be August 11th.
[05:29:34] I genuinely cannot watch your stream without headphones.
[05:29:36] Good, pick up the phone and start dialing.
[05:29:40] Does your girlfriend think you're a no good, lousy bum?
[05:29:44] Good! Pick up the phone and start diving!
[05:29:48] I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich!
[05:29:53] Chad, you know that movie Titan Mean?
[05:29:56] If you know that reference, Titan Mean!
[05:30:01] If you know that reference, Titan Mean!
[05:30:14] Hey, how's it going? Welcome back to Jinxie School of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.
[05:30:18] Struggling on Oregon? Can't get a win? Can't get your girlfriend to love you anymore? Watch this.
[05:30:23] I cannot put the last one. All you gotta do is walk up to small tower and punch right here.
[05:30:28] Make sure you don't break the glass. Punch it just till I did, then aim right here.
[05:30:32] Okay, this is awkward, and I'd like to apologize.
[05:31:01] You be firing? You be firing?
[05:31:06] Oh, he's using wall hacks. Okay, got it.
[05:31:10] Report? Uh, yo, everybody report Finca, thanks.
[05:31:13] No one just starts shooting for no reason.
[05:31:22] Bro just started aimlessly firing at my head through a wall.
[05:31:25] Chop, I'll think of a better plan.
[05:31:27] One friendly operator remaining.
[05:31:30] Warden if you clutch this I'll blow you planting close left planting close left
[05:31:39] Bro did not want the BJ. What was that?
[05:31:42] Chad what the fuck was that?
[05:31:45] What the fuck was that?
[05:31:48] What the fuck was that?
[05:31:52] GX think of it right
[05:31:59] Exclamation mark disability, you see here's the thing, there's certain things where it's
[05:32:06] like haha you're being a troll.
[05:32:08] Yo bro, typing exclamation mark disability, it's like what do you think's gonna come up?
[05:32:14] Nothing.
[05:32:16] Stoic XQ with the 10 gifted subs.
[05:32:25] She on Debbie so I can attack
[05:32:28] By the way guys don't report think think I don't think she's wall hacking. She just saw my elbow and then prefired me
[05:32:34] I'm a piece of garbage I
[05:32:37] Can't keep a straight face
[05:32:39] Carol thinking about it all
[05:32:46] Autism you think autism is a disability
[05:32:51] Autism is a
[05:32:55] Autism is unsuperpower!
[05:33:00] Aiden, they're gonna borrow.
[05:33:04] You can use your drone to locate a bomb.
[05:33:06] Launchify, they're gonna borrow.
[05:33:09] Aiden, they're gonna borrow.
[05:33:10] K-Sick, they're gonna borrow.
[05:33:12] He's right.
[05:33:14] Alright, guys, I'm telling you.
[05:33:25] I have aids help
[05:33:41] I'm not a doctor but I know it's not good
[05:33:47] I'm not a doctor but I know it's not good
[05:33:53] my information is not gonna help you
[05:33:58] Jin see's gooning. Thank you for the one gifted
[05:34:07] Our down so with the 25 gifts itself scared
[05:34:23] there's an enemy there's an enemy combatant roaming in kitchen
[05:35:23] Anyone, gankook.
[05:35:25] Anyone, gankook.
[05:35:27] I know Moots about to get him to a gunfight, so what do I do?
[05:35:30] I synchronize my ramp alt with the C4. I hear him click the C4, I know he's gonna detonate it.
[05:35:34] He doesn't know what hit him.
[05:35:36] Anyone, gankook.
[05:35:38] This is shit that I'm talking about, bro. Like, I'm the goddamn truth, man.
[05:35:41] Alpha next, they give it a volvo. Dex, they give it a volvo. Eight, they give it a volvo.
[05:35:44] Frosty, they give it a volvo. Badness, they give it a volvo. Gamer, they give it a volvo.
[05:35:47] Safe, they give it a volvo.
[05:35:53] Like bro, it's just about game sense. Like, guys, I'm the truth for a goddamn reason.
[05:35:57] I have two aces in two games. This shit's not a fluke. I have two aces in two games.
[05:36:03] It's not a joke to me. It's not a joke to me!
[05:36:12] Lacey invited you to a sleepover? What? What? Sure, do you think I'm gonna buy a cure to get it back?
[05:36:23] Jixi, what is your quote of the day?
[05:36:27] If you think it's a good idea, rub one out first. Okay, now I'll hold someone. Jixi, second quote of the day.
[05:36:34] Learned this on a fortune cookie yesterday. Grab this on a fortune cookie.
[05:36:39] Quote of the day.
[05:36:41] The only thing we should fear in life is fear itself.
[05:36:47] Excuse me.
[05:36:49] I think I should shit myself.
[05:36:53] Doesn't think of it as too much.
[05:36:58] I'm trying to think of it as permission to goom question mark.
[05:37:03] Alright.
[05:37:04] The drone has found a bomb.
[05:37:05] Thierry Henry with the five gifts in it.
[05:37:07] Thierry, is that real?
[05:37:09] Is that actually Thierry Henry?
[05:37:11] Is that fucking real?
[05:37:16] Is that real?
[05:37:18] You found a bomb.
[05:37:20] Can you wait with location to diffuse it?
[05:37:22] Yes!
[05:37:24] That's the area on green.
[05:37:32] Nothing to report at my level.
[05:37:34] Yeah, so, when you spawn peak me, you have to understand
[05:37:38] that Gator don't play that shit.
[05:37:41] like when you spawn peek me you have to understand I almost just broke my
[05:37:49] table when you spawn peek me you have to understand that gator don't play that
[05:37:54] shit gator don't play that shit gator don't play that
[05:38:02] The diffuser is no longer just for the backshots.
[05:38:15] Fittled that in three, two.
[05:38:17] only last operator standing.
[05:38:23] The diffuser is now secured.
[05:38:40] SMG-12, broken ass gun for a bad player.
[05:38:44] Broken ass gun for a bad player.
[05:38:46] Zero think of it. It's your one official thing over the past easy thing over to your one Friday think of it
[05:38:50] It's your one if you've seen they're gonna buy
[05:38:53] Finger me first time chatter
[05:38:56] alright
[05:38:58] Yo mods, this is not browsers. This is twitch
[05:39:03] mods clean this shit up
[05:39:07] Ellen they can put a gifted April thing over the past
[05:39:10] Your first ever message is finger me
[05:39:14] Like come on bro
[05:39:16] You're obviously going to get a quick ban. You're going to get a quick fucking ban.
[05:39:20] Obviously you're going to get banned.
[05:39:22] This shit is obvious, boy.
[05:39:34] Dixie, can you pause the stream? I'm eating.
[05:39:38] Go to YouTube. YouTube has a button where you can literally pause.
[05:39:43] Jackass, jackass, jackass, jackass.
[05:39:47] YouTube literally has a button where you can pause the stream.
[05:39:50] Like, are you fucking stupid?
[05:39:53] If you go on YouTube, you can pause.
[05:39:58] I don't have YouTube.
[05:39:59] You have Twitch, but you don't have YouTube.
[05:40:03] Yeah, right!
[05:40:05] Yeah, right!
[05:40:08] You got caught lying, cock sucker.
[05:40:13] Kenzo, thank you, Nevada.
[05:40:16] Chat, on a schedule of one to ten, how's your day going?
[05:40:19] Chat, on a schedule of one to ten, how's your day going?
[05:40:23] Chat, how's that?
[05:40:25] It's romance, bro.
[05:40:26] Chat, do y'all have a girlfriend, a yes or no?
[05:40:29] Or a boyfriend?
[05:40:30] No judgment in this house.
[05:40:31] Chat, that all boys doing, bro.
[05:40:35] 10 seconds before insertion.
[05:40:40] None.
[05:40:41] I get no bitches.
[05:40:42] I'm watching you.
[05:40:44] Five seconds to go.
[05:40:45] None. None.
[05:40:47] Chad, really guys?
[05:40:49] We'll feed you the bomb. Make your way to the location and excuse it.
[05:40:53] Chad, sometimes in the rice, listen.
[05:40:56] Quarter of the day, part three.
[05:40:58] This location is for my god.
[05:40:59] There is someone for everyone.
[05:41:02] Let me say it out again.
[05:41:03] There is someone for everyone.
[05:41:06] Keep your head up kid. You're gonna find Bob one day.
[05:41:09] don't be so down come on young only you'll be okay you'll fire up all of the
[05:41:17] stories the hero gets lonely now it's your time show I remain up
[05:41:25] Maximilis can't be captured.
[05:41:29] Get out of that song!
[05:41:46] Get out of that damn song, name it!
[05:41:55] At times up the name of the song is love dot now I'm gonna kill the whole team
[05:42:02] Yeah
[05:42:14] Her that the last second where my is on the flake
[05:42:20] Where my is on the flake
[05:42:22] Keep it, keep it.
[05:42:27] Come on, come on, come on, come on.
[05:42:41] That's another win. That's another win.
[05:42:43] That's another win.
[05:42:51] Wait.
[05:42:52] Binka, good aim. Good aim, Sinka.
[05:42:58] Yeah, that fuckers wall hacking.
[05:43:01] Yo, Sinka, are you walling?
[05:43:04] I don't ever want to see him again, I don't ever want to see him again.
[05:43:20] Mod Squad, terminate him.
[05:43:24] Mod Squad, terminate him.
[05:43:25] Chad, is that three consecutive wins in a row?
[05:43:29] Not to be overstepping here, is that three consecutive wins in a row?
[05:43:32] the truth. Chad is that three consecutive wins in a row? Put the Jager black ice in my ass.
[05:43:44] So I'm not even kidding, I think that's three wins in a row.
[05:43:49] Chad, stream idea. Got this from a chatterer. What do you think? We start a stream and we play
[05:43:55] and beat every five nights at Friday's game and we can't end up till we do so. Night one, two,
[05:44:00] two, three, four, and five.
[05:44:03] Thoughts, questions, concerns, queries.
[05:44:07] Chat, yes, query is a real word.
[05:44:10] Make a gui de volto.
[05:44:15] Jamesy, where are the black ice packs?
[05:44:17] I think you're trolling, but if not, you have CTE.
[05:44:19] So either or.
[05:44:21] Brother, I've answered this 13 times now.
[05:44:25] I've answered this 13 times.
[05:44:27] Rowl with a good bottle.
[05:44:29] Chat saying yes, cinema.
[05:44:31] Chat, really?
[05:44:32] Interesting.
[05:44:33] You will never end.
[05:44:35] Wait, but Chat, like, do you mean like
[05:44:36] Five Nights at Freddy's help wanted,
[05:44:38] or do you mean like,
[05:44:40] do you mean like just the main Five Nights at Freddy's games?
[05:44:42] What do you mean?
[05:44:43] What do you mean?
[05:44:44] Because those games are peak.
[05:44:46] Cheese, Paul, think of the time.
[05:44:47] Provide it, think of the time.
[05:44:51] You mean like all of them?
[05:44:53] Everything?
[05:44:54] God damn, that's a lot of games.
[05:44:57] so what about five nights of breadies one to four that's what I was thinking
[05:45:02] give it Joe about finance buddies one to four power man they give her to ten
[05:45:09] gifts it stop skydiving out of the C-one no ban if we know band we're less
[05:45:15] likely to get Calypso hear me out hear me out if we know band we're less likely
[05:45:21] to get Calypso sometimes in the life
[05:45:25] Oregon all right who wants to take the van and cancel I can't do this anymore
[05:45:39] Captain Diccord of I'm this guy was champ Panda. I wasn't champ like saying I'm champ is disrespectful
[05:45:47] Panda I hit champion 25 times bro check the stats. Okay, maybe not 25, but I think 20
[05:45:52] Say I got champ is just like no no I'm a I'm a 20-time champ
[05:45:57] Let's get that straight 20-time champ like don't don't don't don't don't say I'm champ because then I'll get tight
[05:46:05] Then I'll
[05:46:07] Then I'll get tight don't say I'm 20 time champ 20 aura
[05:46:15] She had also underlated chat. Do you guys think I could hit unreal in Fortnite?
[05:46:19] Loot, think of all of them.
[05:46:22] Unrelated.
[05:46:23] Do you guys think I could hit Unreel in Fortnite?
[05:46:27] No builds.
[05:46:28] No, fuck no.
[05:46:30] No, fuck no.
[05:46:31] Okay, I'm going to do a stream where I don't end until I reach Unreal.
[05:46:35] But, Jinxie, I'm going to stream tonight.
[05:46:37] Nope, I'm going to have a delay.
[05:46:38] 15 minutes delay.
[05:46:40] And then what?
[05:46:42] Jack, Fortnite stream where I don't end until I reach Unreal.
[05:46:46] Thoughts?
[05:46:48] protect the bomb 15 minutes tonight and then what
[05:47:02] attack attack negative auto Mason negative auto forever street
[05:47:12] Jett have a little faith in the kid. Have a little faith in the boy.
[05:47:16] Guys you realize if I played Fortnite no builds I could get unreal.
[05:47:21] That ass.
[05:47:27] Sometimes in the life I'm too competitive.
[05:47:30] Caught me with the 1500 abilities.
[05:47:35] Hey Fixie Marathon idea, don't end until beating 5 Nets of Redis 1 to 5 Nets of Redis UCN, ending with everyone at 20.
[05:47:41] at 20 what what does UCN mean UCN
[05:48:01] oh no shield shield no no not a shield I'm gonna run I'm gonna run vigil let
[05:48:05] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
[05:48:07] Vigil, are you stupid?
[05:48:08] I had a C4, Vigil, I had a C4, dumbass.
[05:48:12] Shhh.
[05:48:22] Got a drone!
[05:48:23] Got a drone!
[05:48:27] Swapping!
[05:48:28] Swapping!
[05:48:35] How long does this thing last?
[05:48:42] How long does-
[05:48:43] I'm about to shove a controller up my ass.
[05:48:49] How long does this thing-
[05:48:50] How long does this thing last?
[05:48:52] Random C4 explosion.
[05:48:55] That would have been aura.
[05:48:56] How long does this thing last?
[05:49:01] not there drone!
[05:49:08] oh they changed it!
[05:49:17] of
[05:49:24] the
[05:49:30] top of the
[05:49:35] top of the
[05:49:42] I
[05:50:02] My god, she was a good one. I'm busy to get a prime say they come to serve on
[05:50:08] High-fives update title cuz we're doing game night with run a little bit high-fives
[05:50:12] Guys, if we lose this, I'm gonna shut the keyboard up, my ass.
[05:50:21] Nice, guys!
[05:50:22] Guys, nice!
[05:50:23] I'm excited for the Last of Us Marathon.
[05:50:35] Thank you, my boy.
[05:50:36] I'm excited to play Last of Us.
[05:50:37] Never played it.
[05:50:38] Highly anticipated.
[05:50:39] Highly requested game, bro.
[05:50:40] Hey Jinxy, I'm almost finished, stay still.
[05:50:45] Uh, you need the Lord, bro.
[05:50:48] You need the Lord.
[05:50:50] You need the Lord, man.
[05:50:55] Hey Jinxy, is it tight or loose?
[05:50:58] So, here's the thing.
[05:51:00] Tight, pause.
[05:51:02] I know my ass is tight because I've never put anything up there.
[05:51:06] So, obviously it's tight.
[05:51:08] unless we're talking like the time I put Cheetos up there.
[05:51:13] But yeah, that's the thing, like Cheetos is tight shit,
[05:51:18] like you know what I'm saying?
[05:51:19] Antrometer, they can reach your one.
[05:51:21] Check, you're saying cap, why would my ass be loose?
[05:51:24] Guys, why would my ass ever be loose?
[05:51:26] That is a high first time watching.
[05:51:30] Welcome to the channel, bro.
[05:51:32] You joined at an interesting time.
[05:51:35] Can't wait for the fuck a fan contest.
[05:51:38] Yeah, so last year people were asking about that.
[05:51:41] And guys, that's not a thing.
[05:51:42] It's never happening.
[05:51:44] There is no fuck-a-fan contest.
[05:51:47] Montaig de Guadalajara.
[05:51:50] I'm not body blue, bro.
[05:51:52] Like...
[05:51:54] Security area, keep the body protected.
[05:51:57] Show proof.
[05:51:58] You want me to show proof that my ass is tight?
[05:52:03] You want me to show proof that my ass is tight?
[05:52:05] Really?
[05:52:07] Really?
[05:52:09] Nice place.
[05:52:13] Retweet!
[05:52:15] All right!
[05:52:18] I'm reloading!
[05:52:20] On Twitter, I'm not showing proof that my ass is tight on any platform, dude.
[05:52:28] Ten seconds left.
[05:52:30] Don't be so down, come on, young homie.
[05:52:33] Five seconds to insertion.
[05:52:35] You'll be okay if my gorilla.
[05:52:38] Bomb locations are secure.
[05:52:40] Are you sure?
[05:52:41] I want you out of myself, I swear.
[05:52:43] You don't need nobody else, I swear.
[05:52:46] Cause I'm selfish.
[05:52:49] Jack, you know, if I did it stream, I'd probably be a singer.
[05:52:52] Get out!
[05:52:56] Be more entertaining, boy.
[05:52:58] Alright.
[05:53:03] Jack, please stop with that emote. I'm sick and tired.
[05:53:08] I've been losing my mind, trying to figure this out.
[05:53:22] I'm gonna kill their whole fucking team.
[05:53:24] How was that a headshot?
[05:53:51] How was this the weirdest ace of all time if I get this?
[05:53:55] Weirdest ace of all time.
[05:53:57] How was that a headshot?
[05:53:59] Guys, guys.
[05:54:01] How?
[05:54:03] That would have been the weirdest ace ever.
[05:54:05] Guys, how the fuck, please clip the Super Shotty shot.
[05:54:08] How was that a headshot?
[05:54:10] Do you guys realize the odds of that?
[05:54:11] That's like one in maybe 5,000.
[05:54:14] That's a headshot.
[05:54:17] I just got a 15 foot headshot with a Super Shotty,
[05:54:21] Which is a three shotgun burst spread.
[05:54:24] Like, what the fuck?
[05:54:27] That would have been the weirdest ace of all time.
[05:54:33] How the fuck?
[05:54:36] Do a feature with Lil O.
[05:54:41] We have something in the works, bro.
[05:54:42] I'm just gonna keep it a buck.
[05:54:44] We have something in the works, me and Lil O, bro.
[05:54:46] We have something in the works.
[05:54:48] I'm just gonna keep it a B.
[05:54:49] XM thinking of what it's your one.
[05:54:56] Chad, I just lied my ass off.
[05:54:59] Chad, I just lied my ass off.
[05:55:00] Bro, thanks.
[05:55:02] Chad, I just lied my ass off.
[05:55:07] Damn, no, no.
[05:55:10] What the?
[05:55:13] God dang.
[05:55:14] Dude, that would have been my...
[05:55:15] Wait, Chad, that would have been my third ace in four games.
[05:55:19] That's like this yo bro you know what that is that's greatness that's what that
[05:55:25] is three aces in four games is just flat-out greatness keep talking I'm
[05:55:30] almost there all right mods ban Austin yo Austin get it life
[05:55:39] XF, think of it as your one, Zaxi, think of it as your one, Monkey, think of it as your
[05:55:51] one.
[05:55:56] Do you take it wrong?
[05:55:58] See, bro, there's some people that come into the chat, they have legitimate questions.
[05:56:03] That's not a legitimate question.
[05:56:05] Do I take it wrong?
[05:56:08] yes kidding guys kidding jack thank you for the prime road big and follow VR
[05:56:14] digivato kidding so we're being pardoned pardoned we're being
[05:56:19] pardoned guys stop with this pardon shit please please stop with this pardon
[05:56:23] shit I'm done I'm bad at my wits and vivid thank you for the prime Jack
[05:56:28] I have to get to the crime.
[05:56:30] Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
[05:56:50] Did you ever make it back to body, baby?
[05:56:53] The day you told me.
[05:56:55] Quit drinking and thinking that I was gonna die before 30. Your mom was so worried about all those kids in the house
[05:57:04] Terran picture frame. That's like it's remaining. A father's forever around when we were younger
[05:57:10] Five seconds left. You guys can type the
[05:57:13] Yeah, you guys can use my emoticons to be sure
[05:57:17] Reloading cover me! You guys can use you guys can use my emoticons to be sure bro. I don't care. That's a peak out song
[05:57:25] I need to get a third ace of the day.
[05:57:34] them wallbang
[05:57:36] I'm ready to knock up.
[05:57:43] Sending safe fall!
[05:57:46] I'm ready to knock up.
[05:57:53] Sending safe fall!
[05:57:58] I'm ready to knock up.
[05:58:03] This guy just ate that headshot like a Hershey's chocolate bar
[05:58:17] Right there my god
[05:58:20] This map is like a
[05:58:25] Like I didn't know there was someone right fucking there Mason they get about it
[05:58:33] Guys, you're saying to play a way out?
[05:58:39] Guys, that game is going to take 8 hours, okay?
[05:58:41] I'm not getting on a way out with Ron at 7.
[05:58:45] If me and Ron got on at 2, I'd get on a way out.
[05:58:48] Type a way out one more time and I'm going to find a way out of this stream.
[05:58:52] Pon.
[05:58:53] Pon.
[05:58:54] Pon.
[05:58:55] Pon.
[05:58:56] See what I did there?
[05:58:58] See what I did there?
[05:59:01] ID Digglibbado, Xenix Digglibbado.
[05:59:03] See what I did there?
[05:59:05] Take six hours.
[05:59:06] All right.
[05:59:15] God damn, you knocked him!
[05:59:17] God damn!
[05:59:23] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[05:59:25] Bro-Moss!
[05:59:26] Gixi Charm!
[05:59:27] Nice!
[05:59:28] tg thing to bottle foxy the bottle
[05:59:30] p-sing the bottle
[05:59:31] I don't think you bottle
[05:59:37] How many wins do I have today?
[05:59:38] 3 or 4?
[05:59:45] A bit of my 3 wins?
[05:59:47] Am I at 3 wins?
[05:59:52] So wait, this would be my 4th consecutive win
[05:59:55] Oha bo
[05:59:56] Oha
[06:00:28] Just super clear. This win right here will be my fourth consecutive solo queue win in a row, correct or incorrect?
[06:00:34] Fourth consecutive solo queue, what are the rope? Let me say this again. Fourth consecutive solo queue, what are the rope?
[06:00:41] It's not a joke to me. Like
[06:00:43] when I step in lobbies, I lay dick down.
[06:00:48] Like I lay this hammer down, boys. I
[06:00:52] lay this hammer down.
[06:00:54] Pasha, I think it's your one. JP, think it involved a rabbit involved.
[06:01:08] You don't got a bulge? One, why are you looking? Two, yes, my penis is not large. It's relatively
[06:01:14] average size. My penis is slightly below average size. And I'm super-duper comfortable with
[06:01:20] that very outspoken about that. Jack, own up to your penis, bro. Jack, if you have a
[06:01:26] little penis, that's fine. Because at the end of the day, if you have a big heart, that's
[06:01:32] all that matters, bro. Somebody say matter. Shout it out, Ron. Guys, listen. It doesn't
[06:01:39] matter if you have a small penis, if you have a big heart. It doesn't matter. Food for thought.
[06:01:47] What's the matter, daddy?
[06:01:49] I don't know.
[06:01:51] Sorry.
[06:02:03] My girlfriend told me the same thing, then cheated it.
[06:02:09] Try to suck the YouTube chat.
[06:02:11] How y'all doing?
[06:02:13] YouTube chat? I didn't show y'all enough love.
[06:02:15] I gotta read youtube chat more
[06:02:17] YouTube chat, how y'all boys doing bro? I don't tell y'all enough love
[06:02:22] You just out of it. How are you going? Cope?
[06:02:25] Cope uh, micro Johnson involving yet gay gay gay
[06:02:32] Gay egg let's go micro
[06:02:36] Wars streamer ever. Oh, yeah, this is why I don't read this. No, no, this is why I don't read the youtube chat
[06:02:42] This is why I don't read the YouTube chat. We need to be noticed. Nope, nope.
[06:02:52] Thanks for your so weird. So, I'm weird. I'm weird because I said if you have a small penis, it doesn't matter as long as you have a big heart.
[06:03:04] But you know, I'm cool with being weird because all the weird boys get muddy.
[06:03:10] Shout out Blackboy Max.
[06:03:11] Quote of the day, number five.
[06:03:14] Jack, what did Max say?
[06:03:16] Keep being weird because all the weird boys get muddy.
[06:03:19] Jack, shout it out Max, bro.
[06:03:21] I'm about to shit myself.
[06:03:24] Okay.
[06:03:25] False alarm.
[06:03:26] False alarm.
[06:03:27] false alarm false alarm
[06:03:37] we're not drone in shit today we're not drone in shit
[06:03:44] You're not weird. You're autistic. Your chat, let me say this again, guys. Autism is a superpower.
[06:04:00] Mots, make that a command now. Exclamation mark, autism, and then just have the command
[06:04:05] say superpower. Guys, every great gamer I've ever encountered in my entire life and every
[06:04:12] great streamer has some ass pick me up i love you so much pick up oh no pick up
[06:04:27] Pick up Bodo, Pick up Bodo, Classic Clip Classic, Pick up Bodo, Pick up,
[06:04:35] Bomber, get beam checked relax away, get beam checked relax away,
[06:04:40] Pick up Bodo, Pick up Bodo, Pick up Bodo, Hey appreciate that man, Classic Clip,
[06:04:47] Four consecutive solo Q wins in a row, again, I don't have a big penis, right?
[06:04:53] like here my penis isn't large but it doesn't matter because I just I'm here
[06:04:59] to win games I don't care my penis isn't large I just win ball games I win ball
[06:05:05] games my boy 1.5 KT 60% what percentage nobody doing it like janked four
[06:05:12] consecutive wins in a row proof shout I'm not showing you guys proof that I have
[06:05:15] a relatively small penis not small sorry whoa whoa not small average average
[06:05:21] Relatively average R6 tracker, Jynxxy.
[06:05:25] I'm getting to the point where I'm starting to dominate
[06:05:27] in every game I play.
[06:05:28] League of Legends, I'm the best player on my team
[06:05:30] every time I play.
[06:05:30] Rainbow Six season, the best player on the team
[06:05:32] every time I play.
[06:05:36] O underscore Jynxxy, let's look it up.
[06:05:39] O underscore Jynxxy.
[06:05:42] Just be sure of fucking aura.
[06:05:44] O underscore Jynxxy, here we go, here we go, refresh.
[06:05:47] So guys, sometimes in the life, I'm full competitive.
[06:05:50] This is what it takes to be the fucking bastard.
[06:05:52] Jack, here's my mattress to be ready.
[06:05:56] Win three and four, win five and three, win seven to five,
[06:06:00] ace, ace, one V three clutch.
[06:06:02] Yesterday, 10 and three, win three, okay.
[06:06:06] Besides the point, it doesn't matter guys.
[06:06:08] 1.5 KT, somebody say matter, somebody say matter.
[06:06:11] Oh, guys, do no dance. We don't get clips, though.
[06:06:21] Yes!
[06:06:26] Wait! I'm finally in Emerald!
[06:06:33] Let's go!
[06:06:35] Dude, I had CTE teammates for the last week. Hope y'all are better.
[06:06:40] Chate finally put me in Emerald. Nice guys!
[06:06:44] Sweet! Corrupt thinking about it, real calm thinking about it.
[06:06:51] I'm getting bricked watching your stream.
[06:06:53] Now, here's the thing.
[06:06:56] If it's from the gameplay, completely understandable.
[06:06:59] If it's from me, also completely understandable.
[06:07:02] Uh, yo bro, listen bro, chat, if y'all are getting brick to the streams, I actually,
[06:07:08] I don't even judge you.
[06:07:10] If you start goon into the streams is where I have to draw a line in the sand.
[06:07:14] This stream is a no goon environment.
[06:07:16] No goons on.
[06:07:17] There's no jerking off permitted into the stream.
[06:07:20] Hey, Jinxie, your streams are worse than cancer.
[06:07:23] That might be the most hurtful thing I've ever read in my life.
[06:07:26] mods, timeout, pill, XEC, thank you.
[06:07:28] Got me thinking of the prime.
[06:07:32] need to locate a bomb. Sorry to give up. Yo, what's up? I'm not, I'm not JC, man. I'm
[06:07:45] Greg
[06:07:51] Am I muted
[06:07:57] What you say zipper I need to turn you up a little bit
[06:08:05] I'm muted you can't you can't hear me
[06:08:15] A bomb must be located and defeated.
[06:08:19] Chat, random wall bang!
[06:08:21] Wait!
[06:08:22] Random wall bang!
[06:08:25] Nothing beats the classics!
[06:08:40] Yeah, done!
[06:08:45] Now you might be asking yourself, Jamesy, why would you throw the ram there?
[06:09:00] Well, Jimmy, let me explain why I'm championing your silver.
[06:09:04] The reason why I did that is because now I can walk up white stairs for free.
[06:09:09] For free?
[06:09:10] And I'm gonna flash and then kill the whole team.
[06:09:25] Nothing beats the classics.
[06:09:27] Fuuuuck!
[06:09:29] One-eyed knocked bitch-cora.
[06:09:31] Shit!
[06:09:32] Shit!
[06:09:33] That was almost a-crisis!
[06:09:34] I'm not trying to think of all of them.
[06:09:37] If I killed the mirror, I'm being-chilling.
[06:09:39] Jimmy
[06:09:41] You see I caught them with their pants down it's just little teams like that you create the gap you hit the gap create the gap
[06:09:47] Hit the gap create the gap hit the gap
[06:09:50] Recover the diffuser down to one friendly
[06:09:59] Badly all friendly like ah can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?
[06:10:06] Now, why do you think I'm going to cry?
[06:10:11] Sasuke, think I'm going to be tier one.
[06:10:22] Why do you think I'm going to cry?
[06:10:24] PX, think I'm going to fall in love.
[06:10:25] PH, think I'm going to fall in love.
[06:10:28] Oh, where?
[06:10:29] Lil Tay, think I'm going to fall in love.
[06:10:32] Switch to Trevor?
[06:10:33] Switch to Trevor.
[06:10:34] Switch to Trevor. I haven't been on Grand Theft Auto 5 story mode for four days.
[06:10:39] Keep typing the stupid shit you're on a one-way ticket to Bansville.
[06:10:44] Keep typing the stupid shit you're on a one-way ticket to Bansville.
[06:10:49] Is this for the Black Ice Pack?
[06:10:52] Okay, this guy's got to be fucking trolling me.
[06:10:54] Six, take it to the prime.
[06:10:55] Sis got a block, boy. Sis got a block, boy. Damn!
[06:10:58] Sis got a block, boy. Sis got a block, boy. Damn!
[06:11:04] Diamonds are forever
[06:11:07] Throw your diamonds in the sky
[06:11:09] If you feel the vibe
[06:11:10] The rock is still alive every time I rhyme
[06:11:12] Forever, ever, ever, ever
[06:11:14] Go ahead and cancel
[06:11:17] Chat, first person to know the name of that song gets mod
[06:11:20] Psych, but you have aura
[06:11:21] There
[06:11:34] Drone is located above.
[06:11:41] 10 seconds.
[06:11:46] Insertion in 5 seconds.
[06:11:51] You're top of the morning to you laddies.
[06:11:53] Welcome to Jinxy's Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Scorched Siege.
[06:11:56] I'm going to explain to you how to get a kill in Bakery every single time.
[06:12:00] All that wants you to do is run right here, run right here.
[06:12:04] Come, come, come, come, come, come, drop right here.
[06:12:08] And I'm in a glitch. The odds of that happening are 1 in 5,000.
[06:12:11] Come right here, drop right here.
[06:12:14] Okay, I'm in a glitch again. Hold on one second, come right here.
[06:12:18] Drop right here.
[06:12:21] Okay.
[06:12:24] We did it, there we go.
[06:12:27] Now I'm gonna kill the whole team.
[06:13:00] He was behind the desk!
[06:13:20] Chat, that spot's better than the 3-speed.
[06:13:23] I forgot about that in important detail.
[06:13:26] Jixi wins the JOI mods get this little delinquent out!
[06:13:38] Goyles, Goyles, Goyles sitting behind Bakerie, Goyles sitting behind Bakerie.
[06:13:44] Nice guys.
[06:13:46] To everyone you got it.
[06:13:49] Xavier, think of it as your one.
[06:13:51] Serka, think of it as your five.
[06:13:52] Chat, why are you retreating it?
[06:13:53] Chat, we're not retreating it.
[06:13:55] I'm never doing a J.O.I.
[06:13:57] Go fuck yourself!
[06:14:05] When is the diamond shower?
[06:14:07] I'm gonna be honest, I legitimately have never heard of that in my life.
[06:14:09] What is a diamond shower?
[06:14:11] What is a diamond shower?
[06:14:13] Let me call Bernard.
[06:14:21] Someone in my chat asked
[06:14:23] chat asked, when is the diamond shower? What does that mean?
[06:14:28] Oh, I can see how that was happening. Using up context. Usually
[06:14:32] people are talking about the Percy, it's meteor shower or
[06:14:35] another one of those shooting star events. They're often
[06:14:38] nicknamed something like a diamond shower because the
[06:14:40] streets of light look like sparkling diamonds in the sky.
[06:14:44] So someone in your chat is asking, they might just be
[06:14:46] wondering when the next meteor shower will be visible. If they
[06:14:50] meant something else, you might have to clarify with them,
[06:14:52] Because I don't think you'll want to take a literal diamond shower
[06:15:01] Bernarda diamond shower is when you shit on your partner for sexual pleasure
[06:15:06] Because a golden show is when you pee on someone and a diamond shower is when you shit on someone via the urban dictionary
[06:15:14] Mods scroll it up and ban this guy for the rest of his human existence
[06:15:22] chat is going I can see why you want to shut that down sometimes people try to push boundaries
[06:15:27] and it's totally fair to maintain your own vibe you've got this keep your chat the space you
[06:15:32] wanted to be. Bernard do you have any advice for all those people out there with little penises
[06:15:38] not me but the people? Well honestly the best advice is to remember to be confident in the
[06:15:45] You have nothing to do with size
[06:15:47] People are way more drawn to that
[06:15:49] You care for yourself, your kindness, humour
[06:15:51] And now you might not think
[06:15:53] So for anyone with a bad focus
[06:15:55] Or an attitude that's your shine
[06:15:57] It's never just about one physical detail
[06:15:59] Bernard, what makes you shine Bernard?
[06:16:03] For me it's all about being a good listener
[06:16:05] And giving honest, thoughtful answers
[06:16:07] I love helping people think things through
[06:16:09] Maybe even from angles they hadn't considered
[06:16:11] If I can offer clarity
[06:16:13] Wait someone stay a bit easier. That's what makes me
[06:16:20] All right, I'm about to go kill their entire team
[06:16:30] The game is Tom's Nancy's rainbow 16 the name is oh jinks the SSG
[06:16:43] That's good, Cossus. Let the no-o-g-g-n-c-k business go again.
[06:16:51] You're located in bomb.
[06:16:53] It's all been made.
[06:17:01] We have a little bit of a problem. I have a boner, and it's poking my controller.
[06:17:06] Alright, well, first things first, maybe take a second, adjust, and get comfortable.
[06:17:11] I need to let him get a quick pause Yo teammates, he's gonna throw a C-4
[06:17:19] He's gonna throw a C-4, he's gonna throw a C-4, he's gonna
[06:17:22] of
[06:17:29] the
[06:17:32] death
[06:17:36] of
[06:17:39] death
[06:17:44] of
[06:17:49] the
[06:18:00] finally left on the red stairs
[06:18:08] I know you're there, you're not good, I promise, whoa, you're not good, you just have an echo in your mouth
[06:18:13] I knew you were there, whoa, you're not good
[06:18:16] You're muckdating!
[06:18:18] Muckdating!
[06:18:19] When I said he's gonna throw a C4 19 times, why'd you stuff your face on Vanguaredor?
[06:18:24] Put a sack in it, twerp!
[06:18:30] Like, I said 96 times, he's gonna throw a C4, he's gonna throw a C4, he's gonna throw a C4.
[06:18:36] Why are you walking in there?
[06:18:38] Did you see Jack Ross' string?
[06:18:40] Wait, is Ron- what's Ron doing?
[06:18:46] So, strumming.
[06:18:48] I'll pay every time he's coming.
[06:18:50] Bro, finally paid up.
[06:18:52] Bro, finally paid up.
[06:18:54] Bells from the 2v2, bruvbybro.
[06:18:58] Elbully? It's not Elbully.
[06:19:00] I'm asking Montane politely.
[06:19:02] Why did he shove his face in a doorway?
[06:19:04] After I said 19 times,
[06:19:06] they're gonna throw a C4.
[06:19:08] They're gonna throw a C4.
[06:19:10] And then my teammate goes, where does that vader get his shoes?
[06:19:13] like this is a fucking emerald bobby I thought plot was in the body why is
[06:19:19] emerald a body
[06:19:52] Reloading!
[06:19:53] Reloading!
[06:19:55] No, no.
[06:19:57] Valkyrie, bad, bad, no.
[06:20:05] Ladies and gentlemen, I want to introduce you to the greatest cafe
[06:20:08] Dostoyevsky-Spawn Peak strategy in the history of Tom Glancy's Rainbow Six Siege.
[06:20:12] It is called 247. You smack right here at 247.
[06:20:15] a little bit of a frisky situation because he was expected to get home.
[06:20:22] Can I show you some tech, please?
[06:20:24] Please, daddy?
[06:20:26] Okay, kitten.
[06:20:28] Because he said daddy.
[06:20:31] What's the tech?
[06:20:32] What's the tech?
[06:20:33] What's the tech?
[06:20:36] What's the tech?
[06:20:44] Look there, you're just a scholar.
[06:20:49] High-fives give this guy a thousand dollars.
[06:20:52] This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
[06:21:24] Perfectly, C4 strat is set up.
[06:21:30] Voice coming to your wall.
[06:21:31] Voice coming to your wall.
[06:21:32] Yeah, right.
[06:21:34] Yo!
[06:21:35] On thing, on thing.
[06:21:40] Don't think.
[06:21:47] ADS, I'm there.
[06:21:48] Last one, shield outside.
[06:21:49] I triple-dogged ADS!
[06:21:50] I triple-dogged ADS!
[06:21:51] I triple-dogged ADS!
[06:21:53] I tripled all day you! I tripled all day you!
[06:21:58] I tripled all day you! God I'm so fuckin' turd, man!
[06:22:01] Brad, thinkin' to follow,
[06:22:03] Deadler, thinkin' to follow,
[06:22:04] Vicky, thinkin' to follow,
[06:22:05] Abby, thinkin' to follow,
[06:22:06] Reaper, thinkin' to follow!
[06:22:11] Pumpkin, let's thinkin' to follow.
[06:22:13] Put the gay up like ice in my ass!
[06:22:17] Jack, thinkin' to vibe, gift to subscr-
[06:22:19] You know what I am going to add you know way I can fall yeah they predict the next fall
[06:22:41] Yeah, look at them like oh, yeah talk to me
[06:22:46] Don't talk to me nice
[06:22:49] Talk to me nice. I said once
[06:22:53] Won't say it twice
[06:22:54] Okay, my say it twice
[06:22:56] Because I'm kind of high
[06:22:58] Even though I'm so evil. I said look at this guy
[06:23:02] Why oh liars jingsy
[06:23:35] of
[06:23:57] I
[06:24:02] Everybody jump work up
[06:24:13] Got us a new job
[06:24:21] I own this thing of it. It's your one rat key. Thank you for the gifted idea. Thank you sir one
[06:24:27] not a bad gift to the
[06:24:34] I'm gonna drop some of it
[06:24:37] Bravo dead in three two
[06:24:43] Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen
[06:24:51] Bravo dead in three two
[06:24:53] 3, 2, 1, alright, alright, flop us out.
[06:25:05] Friendly last operator standing.
[06:25:07] Hard to think to bottle, burn to think to bottle, know to think to bottle, love to think
[06:25:10] to bottle.
[06:25:17] Team C's have also lied, scored a banger.
[06:25:19] Nice, guys!
[06:25:21] Nice, they've also lied!
[06:25:22] Good try.
[06:25:24] Your team, uh, team, what the...
[06:25:27] Team, what's going on?
[06:25:38] PS, think of what it's your want.
[06:25:39] The other thing about it's your want.
[06:25:44] Bro, I think I know the problem.
[06:25:45] Try to think of another problem.
[06:25:47] How that's the issue?
[06:25:49] Yo, can you guys hear me now?
[06:25:54] Yeah, yeah guys
[06:25:57] With all I started oh guys what's going on man. We need to clean this up. Yeah, go up or no go down. Sorry
[06:26:04] I'm sorry. I'm selling
[06:26:08] All right, actually guys guys listen do not go here go reading room and fireplace
[06:26:12] We need a cast we need a castle and then we need people to hold up top with third and we're gonna play like
[06:26:20] Okay, kitten
[06:26:23] Play whatever you want, man. It doesn't matter. I'm gonna go like actually go somebody with a barbed wire
[06:26:31] All right, bro castle castle
[06:27:12] Yeah, yo, yo, make sure to have a good sight, but also we can see fireplace, somebody with
[06:27:17] a shotgun, maybe Castle or a rune or something.
[06:27:19] We're located at bomb, get ready to engage them.
[06:27:26] Make photos in fireplace.
[06:27:29] We're caught, everybody jump!
[06:27:39] E.D.D. mountain. Let them come.
[06:27:42] Stay clear.
[06:27:45] Barra!
[06:27:47] Random over-aggressive E-Mate.
[06:27:56] Castle reinforce that, reinforce that.
[06:28:00] You're really in health, this?
[06:28:02] I should not have beaten that, I must walk again should I have beaten that?
[06:28:18] In cigar, cigar.
[06:28:34] That was on me, brother.
[06:28:36] Wait, I think one of them hit my cap can traffic up now one of them hit my captain traffic up now
[06:28:53] You have three good minds by the way, but do your thing
[06:29:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah, right there, right there.
[06:29:21] There's two of them, two of them, two of them.
[06:29:24] They're trying.
[06:29:25] Why did he drop, why did he drop site?
[06:29:30] Say we're lying, bro.
[06:29:32] Say we're lying.
[06:29:33] Matt, they get the five gifts in.
[06:29:35] It's Roku on reading.
[06:29:44] Why'd you drop?
[06:29:53] Oh, my God.
[06:29:54] Yeah, jigsaw, you should have my friends sent back.
[06:29:57] Oh, hell no!
[06:29:58] What the fuck?
[06:30:07] Branded in the Ganvado gets its subscreen!
[06:30:11] She gone!
[06:30:12] Branded in the Ganvado gets its...
[06:30:14] Gitch.
[06:30:16] Robotic gate in the Ganvado, Jupiter in the Ganvado!
[06:30:23] Damn bro, I was on such a good winning streak too.
[06:30:33] I was on such a good winning streak, man.
[06:30:36] Look at the rod.
[06:30:37] Oh, ready?
[06:30:38] Ready?
[06:30:39] Go!
[06:30:40] Oh my god, oh my god.
[06:30:41] Go!
[06:30:42] No, you're going to tell me.
[06:30:43] Go!
[06:30:44] You're going to tell me, right?
[06:30:45] I'm going to tell you in your room.
[06:30:46] Oh god!
[06:30:47] Who's going to tell you my room?
[06:30:48] Go!
[06:30:49] I'm actually on a farm.
[06:30:51] This is constantly, constantly, constantly.
[06:30:54] Bro, let me get him out from behind it!
[06:30:57] Oh, Scott! Oh, Scott!
[06:30:59] Move! Move! Move!
[06:31:01] I'm guessing that's sort of
[06:31:04] strumming in that gigantic black bag.
[06:31:07] Ha ha ha!
[06:31:08] What's going on?
[06:31:10] Ugh!
[06:31:14] Holy house!
[06:31:16] Holy house!
[06:31:19] I did eat that today chat let me be clear when I say this bro if you eat
[06:31:30] sir strumming unironically I think you're probably a serial killer leaked
[06:31:36] you're probably a serial killer what is that sir strumming is basically like I
[06:31:48] I think just like fish, but chat, why does it smell so bad?
[06:31:54] Why does the strong smell worse than any other fish?
[06:32:01] Why? It's fermented fish.
[06:32:04] But like chat, what do you mean?
[06:32:06] Like, like chat, what does fermented mean?
[06:32:11] What does fermented mean chat?
[06:32:13] It's 100 degrees up here. So it's just soaking in the heat.
[06:32:16] I've never heard of that before wait so it's Ryan fish for a year straight
[06:32:29] So it's a left out without refrigeration
[06:32:34] Okay, but okay, here's my thing no no no no here's my thing
[06:32:39] What like okay? Do people actually eat so strong?
[06:32:46] My God, it's actually like a common search.
[06:32:53] Yes, people do eat sriracha.
[06:32:56] It is a traditional Swedish delicacy made of
[06:32:59] fermentic baltic herring.
[06:33:03] Despite its notoriously pungent odor and
[06:33:06] estimated 2 million Swedes,
[06:33:09] about 20 percent of the population enjoy it annually,
[06:33:13] Often as a summer ritual during festive outdoor gatherings or
[06:33:18] Sustramaskevas.
[06:33:20] I'm never going to Sweden.
[06:33:22] I'm never going to Sweden.
[06:33:24] Delicacy?
[06:33:26] You got me geeked, bro.
[06:33:28] Delicacy? Are you dead ass?
[06:33:30] Are you dead ass, bro?
[06:33:32] But like, of course he's made it Sweden, bro.
[06:33:34] What the fuck? What are they putting in his face?
[06:33:36] This looks different, though.
[06:33:38] This is like a different face.
[06:33:40] You gotta wash my hands, bro. It smells like drinking hair.
[06:33:42] Who sprayed the drape glove?
[06:33:49] Oh man.
[06:33:52] Holy shit.
[06:33:54] That was really fucking bad.
[06:33:56] Holy shit man.
[06:33:57] Hey man, that concludes the TO box.
[06:33:59] Read the bottom?
[06:34:03] What do you mean by read the bottom?
[06:34:06] Of this?
[06:34:09] Rather than eating it straight from the can,
[06:34:11] enthusiasts prepare the fish
[06:34:12] with specific balancing accompaniments, Tim, it's Tim sir.
[06:34:20] It is typically served in a wrap
[06:34:22] with soft flatbread, toon broad.
[06:34:25] Oh, like, okay, that makes sense.
[06:34:29] That makes sense.
[06:34:30] Matt, I think you're the five gifted.
[06:34:31] That makes sense, because yeah,
[06:34:33] you're not just gonna pound so strong from the can,
[06:34:36] That's your literally a serial killer literally like literally a serial killer, bro
[06:34:49] The table you're positive to throw it off the real will throw away the table
[06:35:00] Watch speedy to chat did I have free stress coming? I thought I ate sir strong. Didn't I try sir strong?
[06:35:06] I swear I ate sirstroming.
[06:35:13] No, I thought I did eat sirstroming, bro.
[06:35:26] I never did.
[06:35:28] I opened a can of it.
[06:35:29] I never ate it, though.
[06:35:33] When was this?
[06:35:39] Why is it wet?
[06:35:41] Um, yeah, maybe the most unappetizing packaging of all time.
[06:35:48] Concerned?
[06:35:49] It's like wet?
[06:35:50] What is that?
[06:35:54] That's my reaction to smelling this through a can, through a bag.
[06:36:00] Bro, this thing was like, sweating into the bag.
[06:36:07] This thing was like, sweating into the bag.
[06:36:09] That's about, I'm not kidding.
[06:36:12] I blocked Lacey. Wait, when did I block Lacey?
[06:36:16] What do you mean I blocked Lacey?
[06:36:20] Huh?
[06:36:24] On what, Twitch?
[06:36:30] Okay, I'm in luck of life 21 people's not that it's not that bad. I said 20 people max
[06:36:38] Ron is calling you
[06:36:46] No, Ron's not calling me bro. Oh in my phone. Oh in my phone. Oh
[06:36:57] Cherry Hill, New Jersey
[06:37:00] Hey Ron, it's me.
[06:37:05] I see you, every time you just call me, I know it's you because your number says your name.
[06:37:10] Yo, Ron, bro, did you end up putting the substroming in your mouth or did you just smell it?
[06:37:16] Um, well, I couldn't really get it close to my mouth because it exploded everywhere and made me almost throw up.
[06:37:23] So, I think we had a deal though, like not to be that guy, but I'm gonna be that guy.
[06:37:30] We had a deal where you had to take a bite of so strumming.
[06:37:34] That was the 2v2 Brovy Bro that you agreed to.
[06:37:37] I mean, am I out of line here?
[06:37:40] Am I fucking out of line here?
[06:37:43] You're gonna have to like kill me if you think that I'm gonna eat you in a tiny bit.
[06:37:49] There's not even a world where I get close to it ever again.
[06:37:51] That was the worst smell ever, bro.
[06:37:54] Look, bro, all I'm gonna say, yes, I smelled it as well.
[06:37:58] I almost shit my pants.
[06:37:59] Oh, so you guys want me to dig it out of my trash can
[06:38:02] outside and go take a bite out of it?
[06:38:05] Look, bro, I'm pretty sure that trash can
[06:38:07] might have enhanced its flavor.
[06:38:08] It can't be any worse than what it is.
[06:38:13] Just take a bite, bro.
[06:38:14] Take a bite.
[06:38:17] Yo, I'm getting in for that, the towel show's canceled?
[06:38:20] Yeah, so got off the phone with high-vives.
[06:38:22] Here's our talent.
[06:38:24] Two singers and a guy who has frog feet.
[06:38:27] Yes, you heard that correct.
[06:38:28] Frog feet.
[06:38:30] We don't have time.
[06:38:31] My chat doesn't have talent.
[06:38:33] Chat, what do you do?
[06:38:36] What do you even do?
[06:38:37] Guys, we need talent.
[06:38:41] All right, so what else we got planned then?
[06:38:44] We have nothing planned.
[06:38:45] We could play a game, but I don't know any games.
[06:38:48] Because the other friend slop game that I wanted to play, we should wait for the big Bart man.
[06:38:54] Look, bro, I did my girlfriend coming over tonight. Maybe we just play tomorrow.
[06:38:59] What?
[06:39:00] Look, Ron, I'm just gonna keep it a being, bro. Yo, I'm scrambling, bro. I don't have a game.
[06:39:05] You have a girlfriend?
[06:39:06] Yes, bro. I have a girlfriend.
[06:39:10] Wo-la.
[06:39:12] You have a girlfriend?
[06:39:13] Bro, I already told you this, bro.
[06:39:15] Yeah, I'm being dead ass serious, bro, what did they get a break. Yep, John, I'm Catholic.
[06:39:26] Yo, run. Listen, bro. I don't have a game plans. I don't have a game plan tonight.
[06:39:32] The one game that I wanted to play was the bomb diffuser game, and that we should wait with Joe Bar.
[06:39:38] The other game, the friend slot playing game, there's two of us and that game's not even out yet.
[06:39:43] The other game called night shift my chat said his ass
[06:39:54] Yeah, let's play
[06:39:57] You guys want to play the bomb game we can play the bomb game cuz that games three players
[06:40:13] Now, Ron, dare I say VR chat?
[06:40:25] Every time I've got a VR chat, bro, I just get streamed tonight, bro, so unless you've
[06:40:28] got a way to figure that out.
[06:40:31] I'm down.
[06:40:33] Bro, but chat, I don't know what to do on VR chat.
[06:40:40] just like literally anime waifus with gigantic breastesses bro and guys I have
[06:40:47] a girl bro like I'm not doing that yo the VR chat stream with the mood is not
[06:40:52] happening again like those streams are not happening yeah bro I switched up you
[06:41:02] You want me to go in VR chat and like,
[06:41:05] Riz up some psycho.
[06:41:08] Bro, we don't have to Riz.
[06:41:09] Not everything's got Riz, bro.
[06:41:11] Like, let's go make content.
[06:41:12] Let's go to the furry side of VR chat.
[06:41:14] Maybe like, you know, little E-sex with the furries.
[06:41:18] So I switched up because I told you
[06:41:21] I'm not having E-sex with the furry.
[06:41:23] Really?
[06:41:25] Wait, is that a messy jersey behind you?
[06:41:28] Yeah, it's signed.
[06:41:30] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[06:41:32] Yesterday, you were dumping on Messi's chest
[06:41:35] about losing the World Cup.
[06:41:37] What changed?
[06:41:37] I'm trying to get years of good luck,
[06:41:39] except for this behind me,
[06:41:40] hoping that people, you know, tap into my stream
[06:41:42] and give me good luck.
[06:41:47] Yo, there's a guy in your chat
[06:41:48] that just keeps typing fuck Jinxie over and over again.
[06:41:53] Do you have a mob?
[06:41:54] This guy's just spamming it.
[06:41:56] Is that guy from my chat?
[06:42:00] Yo, bro, I got nothing to do.
[06:42:01] You got nothing to do.
[06:42:02] Let's fucking create some content.
[06:42:04] Let's play this Twitch shit, bro.
[06:42:06] They're all waiting for games right now.
[06:42:08] They want shit to do.
[06:42:09] We can get a lobby going if you wanna play a game.
[06:42:12] We can get anything, bro.
[06:42:13] Yo, JC, aren't you the guy that makes gaming hosts?
[06:42:17] Black Ops 2 just came out.
[06:42:18] Why don't we host up 66 Black Ops 2 tournament
[06:42:21] sometime next week, hey?
[06:42:22] Because it's PlayStation,
[06:42:24] and I'd literally rather get ran over by a bus
[06:42:26] than play PlayStation.
[06:42:27] Every time I do PlayStation streams,
[06:42:29] my audio glitches what does he even do I don't know play games bro run you just
[06:42:42] edged your chat about eating sir strumming for an hour bro and you didn't
[06:42:46] even eat it I told you guys I was gonna eat it you saw me and Joe you need it
[06:42:52] Actually, I told you guys I was going to get a hot chip, but then I scammed. He's right
[06:42:59] Hi guys, this is linking games funnel runners. I this looks like
[06:43:06] Interesting and then extremely hard game
[06:43:10] Bro, let's fucking spice this shit up, bro. Like come on man. Like jixi bro. Come on dude. You're chat saying G
[06:43:17] God gtarp bro. I've been playing so much gtarp bro
[06:43:21] No, but I have to be a character, etc.
[06:43:23] Bro, GTRP is a grind.
[06:43:26] Yo, hey Jack, let me say a couple problems with GTRP.
[06:43:30] Half of my player builds glitch.
[06:43:31] The clothing glitches.
[06:43:32] You can't even steal a friggin car.
[06:43:35] You need a friggin lock pit.
[06:43:37] And then if you don't immediately lock pick it, you get like, you lose your lock pit.
[06:43:42] If you hit somebody with a car, you get banned.
[06:43:45] Like bro, that should be some loosen up a little, bro.
[06:43:49] the fuck are you yapping about bro like this do you think I subbed to you to hear you fucking
[06:43:56] yapping complain I subbed to you because I want to hear fucking content now think of
[06:44:00] something bro uh I'm gonna be honest VR chat is our best shot shot right now like I'm gonna
[06:44:07] keep an absolute beam bro VR chat's our best shot how about we do this we get in discord
[06:44:13] We attempt a talent show for five minutes, see what type of talent people have, and then, if not, we go and VR chat.
[06:44:20] He's right. He's right. This is not a bad idea. So we attempt the talent show. If it's a nightmare, we do VR chat. Got it.
[06:44:27] Yep.
[06:44:28] Beautiful. Love where your head's at, kid. Let's do this.
[06:44:31] Alright, bro. Send me a Discord to join so we can check it out.
[06:44:34] Hi, Brian. I'm going to make a group call three ways with HiVis.
[06:44:38] Yo, by the way, we canceled the talent show an hour ago.
[06:44:43] stable. Ronaldo. Yo, uh, couple of things, bro. Wait, Ron, I'm calling.
[06:45:01] to
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[06:45:28] Ron, question, bro.
[06:45:31] Yo, you're muddied.
[06:45:32] Yo, you're muddied.
[06:45:33] Wait, what?
[06:45:33] Yo, you're muddied.
[06:45:34] Yo, you're muddied.
[06:45:40] What's your fault?
[06:45:41] What's your fault?
[06:45:41] Yo, can you hear me now?
[06:45:42] Can you hear me now?
[06:45:43] Hey, bro.
[06:45:45] Nice background, Ron.
[06:45:46] Ron, question, Aussie antics with the raid,
[06:45:49] W Aussie in the chat.
[06:45:51] Oh, that was Aussie!
[06:45:52] OK, Ron, question, bro.
[06:45:56] Can you see it to my background?
[06:45:57] I don't know, by not, it's blurry.
[06:45:59] Ha ha, I'll be back around in the chat, yo.
[06:46:02] I could flex on you right now with my desk raised,
[06:46:04] but it's broken.
[06:46:05] This thing used to raise out,
[06:46:08] and I just pulled my face cam and it's all broken.
[06:46:11] Why did I try to-
[06:46:12] What just happened?
[06:46:13] Why did I try to do that?
[06:46:14] I just pulled my face cam out.
[06:46:16] I asked?
[06:46:17] Jesus.
[06:46:19] Bro, I was trying to like show you my desk
[06:46:20] and I accidentally pulled the wire too far
[06:46:22] and I'm like, oh my fucking God.
[06:46:24] Why? I can't see you.
[06:46:25] Yo, brought him back.
[06:46:27] Hey, Rod, it's me.
[06:46:29] Yo, so does your chat have talent?
[06:46:31] Mine doesn't.
[06:46:32] We have one guy who has cool frog feet.
[06:46:36] Let's keep fucking crashing.
[06:46:39] Hello?
[06:46:41] Hello?
[06:46:42] Rod, can you hear me?
[06:46:43] Hey, Jynxy, it's me.
[06:46:44] Can you hear me?
[06:46:45] Hey, Rod, it's me.
[06:46:46] Can you hear me?
[06:46:47] Yo, why the fuck does this keep crashing?
[06:46:50] Switch to Michael.
[06:46:52] Yo, this shit's not funny.
[06:46:53] Like, please get these guys out of here.
[06:46:56] I played GTA V story mode five days ago
[06:46:59] in my chapter, Skype, Switch to Trevor.
[06:47:01] Like, it's just cringe.
[06:47:03] It's literally brain dead.
[06:47:09] Lester is calling you, I'm sure he is, bro.
[06:47:12] Shove that keyboard up your ass, kid.
[06:47:14] Ash, think of it for the prime.
[06:47:15] Hey, think of it for the prime.
[06:47:17] Yo, bro, you mind if I turn my face, Camon?
[06:47:20] Yes, bro.
[06:47:21] Yo, Ron, stop with the backgrounds.
[06:47:25] Like, what in the fuck?
[06:47:28] This is so AI, bro.
[06:47:30] Ron, does your chat have talent, bro?
[06:47:33] Um, fine, nah, your chat, you guys got talent?
[06:47:37] Um, I told you, my chat, it's two singers and a guy who can do the ABCs, not in different
[06:47:45] languages, he can do the ABCs forward and backwards, and then a guy with frog feet.
[06:47:50] a dude who could say the ABCs properly, a dude who's genetically just has different
[06:47:55] feet, a dude who could probably not even sing, he's probably gonna be some bullshit, and
[06:47:59] then another dude who could sing is probably gonna be some more bullshit.
[06:48:02] Ron, join the call, join the call.
[06:48:07] Hi Vice Cam up, hi Vice Cam up, hi Vice Cam up.
[06:48:12] Hi, Ron.
[06:48:13] Oh, I didn't know you were joining, I didn't know you were joining the call.
[06:48:19] Hey guys, it's me yo, I've ice cam up. I've eyes well the whole chat is asking where the town is
[06:48:28] bro. We're about to blame you at this point bro. Try just add epic. So I've ice cam up. I've ice cam
[06:48:34] up. Yeah. Okay, listen, um, the talent, it's actually pretty good out there. Um, we got web feed
[06:48:46] got and we got a guy that can do opera how webbed are his feet two of his two of
[06:48:54] his feet are wet make a group cancel them now we're yeah
[06:49:05] come up please bro you want to be a high-rise came up a third judge yeah
[06:49:13] Okay, yeah camming. Hold on. Let me get my light on do Jinx
[06:49:17] We should host an American Idol streamer edition one of these days. Not a bad idea
[06:49:22] We try to change someone's life. We get like 30 singers make a big line and we see who the best singer
[06:49:30] Not a bad idea bro, not a fucking bad idea you're chat chill out with the hard-eyes guys, please
[06:49:34] It's cuz my cam is on I turn my cam off. It's probably cuz I'm about to come up
[06:49:38] It's because it's just it's chat who are you guys doing hard eyes to tag the person it's me
[06:49:44] Hey, Ron, it's me. Well, I'm yours crazy. You know how many is that that look to your fate? Sorry
[06:49:49] No, you know, you know, I'm watching me. No. Hello. Hello
[06:49:57] Listen, this this this is scuff
[06:50:00] Oh
[06:50:06] Guys don't you guys have like girlfriends to attend to what's going on?
[06:50:10] So Jinxie what is with this girlfriend in it? You keep spamming so do you actually have a girlfriend?
[06:50:14] Yes, bro. I have a girlfriend. When did you start dating her guys?
[06:50:17] Oh, I'm not coming over tonight, by the way. I don't know if you got the mixed up
[06:50:21] You get hi guys, where's the talent bro? Like where chat if you have talent join
[06:50:33] Join the show say me find people. Yeah. Yeah, I just frame off you we might have to rip it. Jinxie. Listen
[06:50:42] We might have to just go into your discord, right? And just pull people in and ask if they have talent because
[06:50:49] No, I asked outlaw and he said that they have no talent
[06:50:57] Your head moderators said your community has no talent they're even worse
[06:51:03] I'm sure they're worse. I mean, I got one dude who could put his legs behind his head with his eyes closed if you want
[06:51:08] Oh, yeah
[06:51:10] Good that guy. Yeah, you guys want him. I mean I could do that, bro. That's good. Yeah, that's pretty good talent
[06:51:16] Yeah, I'll be sticking to it. We need realistically, I'm not even getting five competitors winner gets
[06:51:23] Hatterbox to start. All right
[06:51:26] I just invite the guy invites people that you have go ahead
[06:51:30] Guys, there's a whole jinxie. We need to join your server. Everybody's in there. Also, you guys keep cutting me off
[06:51:37] There's a waiting for a jinxie channel in which only verified people can join that we vetted and none of them are in there
[06:51:42] There's zero people in there. So we might just start plucking people. Yeah, I'm just
[06:51:46] like ribbon right from the VC.
[06:51:49] Nice Steelers poster, bro.
[06:51:51] I prefer that. We're going to the Super Bowl.
[06:51:53] You guys ready to be first round exits again? Like see at least the bucks just not out.
[06:51:58] Suck.
[06:51:59] Y'all get gassed.
[06:52:00] My chat who tells me he can clap without his hands. I don't know. We couldn't write
[06:52:03] him. His name is freak.
[06:52:04] BNB underscore 31.
[06:52:08] He can clap without his hands.
[06:52:10] pretty gap Adam yeah Adam is it gonna be as ass or as wiener I don't know bro I
[06:52:17] could I could Adam um yeah yeah I sent it yeah I'm gonna go say hi to some of
[06:52:25] your people in the let me give you roles hold up oh my god I make this oh wait
[06:52:29] no it's public oh my god it's public cool I'm gonna try to say I'm gonna try to
[06:52:33] say hi to people in your discord real quick dude I haven't looked to my server
[06:52:36] in a long time chat oh my god i'm gonna join the waiting room yo aura has arrived
[06:53:00] there's just a random kid spamming a slur i'm like bro
[06:53:04] Guys, talent! We need talent! There's real money on the line!
[06:53:08] That's what I'm talking about! There's real money on the line! Have a little bit of talent! Please!
[06:53:14] Please, bro!
[06:53:16] Like, you could walk out of here with 200 bucks if you have talent!
[06:53:20] Have talent, bro!
[06:53:25] Have talent!
[06:53:28] I can beat box! How good!
[06:53:31] Hey, I advise it's me.
[06:53:33] Oh, we got a contestant dragon dragon. Yeah, yeah, dragon where is Ron Dale?
[06:53:39] Think he's talking to the chat.
[06:53:41] Let me go get him. He's talking to the server.
[06:53:45] Actually, wait, I'm not going to do that.
[06:53:46] Yep. Hi, everybody friendly and, you know, there was like one kid
[06:53:53] just screaming to end word over and over.
[06:53:55] But everybody else was pretty cool.
[06:53:57] One guy said, Ron, go fuck yourself.
[06:53:59] Okay, hi guys. Wait, I want to be able to see the call. How do I see the call?
[06:54:04] What are you? What are you talking about? See what call? Oh, there we go. I'm in here. Okay. Yo drag the first competitor. Oh
[06:54:12] Well, we can't we need Ron. Ron's band on Twitch
[06:54:18] Ron got banned
[06:54:21] Tige
[06:54:24] He's streaming Jack go fuck yourself, please seriously
[06:54:29] severe what happened slaps in my judgment twitch is he
[06:54:35] don't expect to be Logan Paul call back this guy knows
[06:54:39] pop this guy knows pop chat won't run knows every clip
[06:54:43] also that day in the discord was obviously unplanned
[06:54:47] and the reactions you saw on tape wait what was that bad
[06:54:51] one of Rob's mods said actual missile on my screen that means
[06:54:56] somebody pulled out their penis in my chat chat which one of you guys pulled out your wiener like
[06:55:01] bro this is what i'm talking about bro guys how are we gonna do a talent show if everyone trolls
[06:55:08] and for that from the bottom of my heart i'm sorry wait oh there's a clip let's click on it
[06:55:14] i'm doing it in my other screen okay run run i got tell him i think i look all right
[06:55:21] oh my god it was an actual gigantic penis that was okay run yeah I think I'm
[06:55:32] gonna get bad bro run it's okay bro you did the Logan Paul apology everybody
[06:55:37] forgets about it in a week yo bro are we ready for the talent bro lock in I
[06:55:42] don't know what type of talent we're about to see but it's gotta be a big
[06:55:45] Fucking cock in our face. No, you're all fucking day. I'm gonna get bad
[06:55:50] Delete our private the bar to delete the click
[06:55:53] Run, you're not gonna get banned. You're not gonna get canceled. Take a friggin chill pill high-vives drag in the first town
[06:55:59] Yep, so guys, I would like to say we do have an absolute amazing talent show in
[06:56:06] Store for you guys. We have one guy waiting. So we are going to drag Jack first place gets
[06:56:13] $200 from Ron in PayPal. Also, you want me to randomly grab people from the waiting room?
[06:56:19] Yes, bro. Randomly grab people from the waiting room and just be hovering.
[06:56:23] Hop on the kick button. Okay.
[06:56:26] Chat, Jixi and Ron, stream and high buys has talent.
[06:56:30] Over under chat a dick in 45 seconds. Just get it. You get your over unders man.
[06:56:35] Van Fiona. What's up, bro? Oh, girl. It's a girl.
[06:56:39] It's a girl.
[06:56:40] Yeah.
[06:56:41] Hello, Jesse.
[06:56:42] That's Sal Volcano behind you.
[06:56:44] No, that's Tonka Jihari.
[06:56:47] Tonka Jihari.
[06:56:48] You're gonna know.
[06:56:49] Who is Tonka Jihari?
[06:56:50] We gotta know, it's ball knowledge.
[06:56:51] $200 on the line, if you, actually, yo,
[06:56:54] if you make, fuck talent, if you make us laugh,
[06:56:56] you get 200 bucks.
[06:56:59] I don't know if I got the ability to make you laugh,
[06:57:01] but I'll try by showing you my talent, all right?
[06:57:03] So, my talent is doing an incredible girl voice.
[06:57:07] I'm a dude, I got a Johnson, as you said.
[06:57:10] You know, I saw your stream earlier,
[06:57:13] doing, I'm not gonna show my Johnson,
[06:57:15] not like everyone in the waiting room.
[06:57:17] You got my word.
[06:57:18] In the waiting room, is there a lot of penises out?
[06:57:20] Oh, I don't know, Jinxy, I saw 15 black penises
[06:57:24] that just got blasted all over my screen.
[06:57:26] I shut my fucking stream off,
[06:57:28] and I'm stuck in the discord,
[06:57:29] because I don't know how to disconnect,
[06:57:31] and I saw veiny cocks all over my screen.
[06:57:33] Yeah, bro, your viewers are sick in the fucking head.
[06:57:37] Yeah, that's my chat, bro.
[06:57:39] You went into like, you basically
[06:57:41] tried to defuse a bomb in there.
[06:57:42] Like, what were you expecting?
[06:57:45] Sir, sorry, $200 on the live from Ron.
[06:57:49] Wait, what?
[06:57:50] Ron, are you actually going to pay out this time, though?
[06:57:52] No, I'm not paying out this time.
[06:57:54] Whoa, wait, did he not pay you in the past?
[06:57:57] Oh, I was just talking about the Twitter thing with abs.
[06:58:00] He's right.
[06:58:01] He's right.
[06:58:02] He's actually nice.
[06:58:03] This is sick.
[06:58:04] This is sick.
[06:58:05] I mean, I just joined a Discord call to see a penis to make fun of my abs.
[06:58:10] What's next, bro?
[06:58:11] What's next?
[06:58:12] I'm not making fun of them, bro.
[06:58:13] I'm just wondering.
[06:58:14] All right.
[06:58:15] All right.
[06:58:16] This is based off of your GTA 5 roleplay shit earlier, Jensi.
[06:58:19] Oh, God.
[06:58:20] Aware.
[06:58:21] So, I went to the mall earlier, and in my honest opinion, I thought Derek was gonna buy me like
[06:58:27] bag or like a pair of heels or honestly like a dress or something that fucker
[06:58:33] bought me a pretzel he just bought me a pretzel it's a beer cheese like who does
[06:58:38] who does he think I'm it who does he think I am most polos I'm not gonna eat
[06:58:42] the auto no way he disconnected no I who had her who gets them
[06:58:49] I didn't okay how this works bro I'm allowed to laugh at something wrong or
[06:58:57] High-fives does I can't I did not laugh at him
[06:59:00] No
[06:59:13] I'm not arguing that I laugh I laugh because high-fives kicked him high-fives into the next person
[06:59:19] Next person all roads lead to have us all right
[06:59:22] Hello, what's your name and what's your talent and what do you do for a living mark? What's up, bro?
[06:59:27] I see you have a suey badge. I if I see a penis. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna say one second one second
[06:59:34] You second
[06:59:36] Mark make us laugh get 200 bucks, bro. You see me. Yes, bro
[06:59:42] I
[06:59:43] Make you laugh. I thought it's time show
[06:59:45] We changed bro. We changed
[06:59:47] I'm a opera singer.
[06:59:48] I'm a opera singer.
[06:59:49] Oh, you're an opera singer.
[06:59:53] Okay, make us talent and you get 200 bucks.
[06:59:56] Make you talent.
[06:59:57] Like beat talent.
[06:59:58] You better stand.
[06:59:59] All right, let me just start singing the sin.
[07:00:01] Stop talking.
[07:00:02] Beat talent, yes.
[07:00:03] what
[07:00:29] Order 66, order 66.
[07:00:32] Yo, what's up RIT in?
[07:00:35] Like that's trash.
[07:00:37] I mean, this is just hooting and hollering,
[07:00:39] but we're about to be here for 30 minutes.
[07:00:41] These are the same people.
[07:00:42] By the way, they type in our chat.
[07:00:43] Oh, you're fat.
[07:00:44] Oh, where's the content?
[07:00:46] Oh, you're a dork.
[07:00:47] Oh, Ron, you look so good.
[07:00:49] Like these are the exact same fucking people
[07:00:51] who type this shit, bro.
[07:00:52] Like chat, I didn't laugh.
[07:00:55] I didn't, no.
[07:00:57] Guys, I have to laugh at what they do,
[07:00:59] not the environment of this world.
[07:01:01] You're a scammer, you're a scammer.
[07:01:03] No, I have to laugh at what they do, what they do.
[07:01:07] Guys, we are either gonna level up or level down.
[07:01:09] We gotta start pulling random people.
[07:01:11] What a feet guy, what a feet guy.
[07:01:13] High five, try the next person.
[07:01:15] Yeah, bad news guys, we're going off the waiting room.
[07:01:17] We got no more pre-verified people.
[07:01:19] High five, you need to be normal.
[07:01:23] High five, you need to have the speed of light.
[07:01:26] High-vives the speed of life!
[07:01:27] High-vives, drag him.
[07:01:28] Literally be hovering the kick.
[07:01:30] Yo, welcome to the channel, bro.
[07:01:32] Hey, man, welcome to the channel, man.
[07:01:33] High-vives, maybe don't get the guy
[07:01:35] that's on his phone with a pentagram on his name.
[07:01:38] Yo, high-vives, you gotta get somebody
[07:01:39] that looks legit, bro.
[07:01:42] Yo, bro, you mind turning on your kick?
[07:01:44] Like, high-vives, drag, like, you can, no, high-vives,
[07:01:47] listen, here's what I know about my chat.
[07:01:48] You can tell who's the sociopath
[07:01:50] that went off their username.
[07:01:52] Like, get somebody who has a cool username.
[07:01:54] Oh, okay.
[07:01:55] Oh god, oh god, you know, I don't know how I drag someone then I might as well drag someone
[07:01:59] Nope, you literally saw penis last time you went in
[07:02:04] No, this guy's sworn that he has a talent. What room are we in?
[07:02:09] This is main stage
[07:02:11] All right, bro, you beg that you have a talent. All right, hold on
[07:02:15] Okay, can I join on my phone cuz I don't have a I don't have a webcam on my PC. Yes, 100% bro
[07:02:21] Okay, okay, okay, hold on
[07:02:23] Pull me in pull me cuz I gotta go. I'm sorry. We drive soren. Yep. Oh, they're bad
[07:02:26] They're bad. I'll hold change their name to soren. No, no, no, don't do that. She the fuck. Oh
[07:02:31] Now they're gonna do it
[07:02:34] General I mean general pull me in wait maybe cuz we can get a better fight to roll join all waiting for Nancy
[07:02:43] Jynxie show cock you've typed that four times
[07:02:47] Blame me brah
[07:02:49] I'll join the uh waiting the for hurry up bro. We got a lot of talent the way to go through
[07:02:56] Yeah, we have there is no talent. There's none. Oh wait
[07:03:02] Money or not frog feet spawned in frog feet guy. No, come on. All right. Give him a chance
[07:03:09] Bro, if you see our web, that's cool. You're me. What up
[07:03:14] Why is there a road in the server that literally just says fat? Is that in the server?
[07:03:19] You're me. Show us your talent, bro.
[07:03:24] I got it. Yes, you're right. Show us your talent.
[07:03:29] Oh, hello, bro. I've never done it before.
[07:03:34] I thought you got screened. Hi guys. Didn't this guy get screened? He did the audition.
[07:03:39] This is the guy with frog feet. Yeah.
[07:03:43] Yeah.
[07:03:44] All right, ready? Can I ask a question?
[07:03:47] run. Hold on. Are you ready? You're ready. Come on. I don't know if it's going to show
[07:03:56] right away. I'm not going to flip my camera. Okay, but are they actually webbed? That's
[07:04:03] so weird. Oh my God. Stop. Stop. That's so weird. How does that work, bro? What? How?
[07:04:11] So what if someone takes scissors and cuts right there?
[07:04:14] Why would you say that?
[07:04:16] Bro, we could have done that.
[07:04:20] When I was born.
[07:04:21] My dad had a choice to do that when I was born.
[07:04:23] He don't want to, though.
[07:04:24] He said it was unique.
[07:04:25] That's so cool, bro.
[07:04:28] Hi, guys.
[07:04:29] Give him $100.
[07:04:32] That's so cool.
[07:04:33] He's got a fucked up toy.
[07:04:35] No, come on, Zach.
[07:04:36] I've never seen that.
[07:04:39] Everyone clap.
[07:04:40] High-fives, give him $100.
[07:04:42] I'm having a bad time.
[07:04:44] Bro, what?
[07:04:46] That's actually sick.
[07:04:48] What the hell?
[07:04:49] Now that I think about it.
[07:04:51] No, that's actually sick.
[07:04:54] If I move this, though, I can't feel this one.
[07:04:57] I don't want to see that.
[07:04:58] I'm not going to lie.
[07:05:00] Wait, say that again?
[07:05:02] OK, Yormie, you won a high-fives, bro.
[07:05:04] Can you swim faster?
[07:05:05] No.
[07:05:07] Ooh, that helps me swim a lot.
[07:05:09] Wait, that's so cool. Oh my God. Wait, are you like captain of the swim team?
[07:05:14] I'm pinned at mods.
[07:05:15] I'm not, I'm not on the team.
[07:05:19] Bro, just be a pro. Wait, chat. What about, why was Michael Phelps the best?
[07:05:23] Did Michael Phelps had the same feet or no, Michael Phelps had something else.
[07:05:27] Asked. No, he adds Michael help. Michael Phelps had a genetic thing.
[07:05:31] Chad, what was it? He had a genetic thing.
[07:05:35] Well, I, I got a question, lucky.
[07:05:37] He's ours. Yes, bro. What is your question?
[07:05:39] Do you think Mopey, Loki, one day we could cute together?
[07:05:45] What rank are you, bro?
[07:05:48] I'm high, Emerald.
[07:05:49] Hey kid, I'm going to be the guy to say it.
[07:05:51] Never meet your heroes, man.
[07:05:54] Yo, let's do it.
[07:05:57] I kicked them.
[07:05:58] I kicked them.
[07:06:01] I kicked them out.
[07:06:04] all right bro into the next one hey give that a hundred bucks
[07:06:11] all right this is the lock in soaring lock in there's a lot of money at stake
[07:06:20] soaring bro you begged you begged and screamed that you want to show your
[07:06:26] talent so if you turn your camera right now and there's no talent oh god soaring
[07:06:32] go sideways soaring go sideways
[07:06:36] you know buddy get a heart attack hold on to
[07:06:40] pre missile pre cock no oh no no no no no we're
[07:06:46] guys the first penis we am this shit and no one gets paid first penis
[07:06:51] this server is laggy I cannot turn on my way there's nothing lagging we have our
[07:06:55] rubcams on
[07:06:59] you keep turning it on and then
[07:07:02] I'm gonna keep it a buck. It's not lagging soren soren. It's not lagging
[07:07:12] I'm sorry 40 dollars for internet
[07:07:16] Hi, bye. Thanks. You're gonna be a one out of ten on YouTube at this range. Thanks
[07:07:21] No
[07:07:23] Fail to show camera man. What the fuck?
[07:07:26] This is bullshit. Who's hacking my shit?
[07:07:29] Wait, you keep turning it on and then off again. Just keep it on
[07:07:42] What is your talent before we even wait anyway, yeah, I gotta show you pillow at the foot. Yeah, but like can you
[07:07:48] pre-order 66 yo come on someone said he ate a football yo can we chill like we
[07:08:02] maybe like plasma plasma yeah yeah I can say the alphabet backwards
[07:08:14] can you do multiple languages?
[07:08:19] Is that a just created off his monitor?
[07:08:21] No, it's not.
[07:08:23] I don't have a monitor here, I'm not on the monitor here, I swear.
[07:08:26] Hi, bro, let's hear you read the alphabet backwards.
[07:08:29] Okay, read the alphabet backwards without messing up.
[07:08:33] Okay.
[07:08:34] Wait, is my camera on?
[07:08:35] It does not work.
[07:08:36] Yes, you're good to go.
[07:08:37] Close your eyes.
[07:08:38] Okay.
[07:08:39] WV UTS RQP O NML K I H G F E D CBA see the problem is
[07:08:50] you said it wrong I wouldn't even know I even if you said it right would not know
[07:08:55] they're saying hold it's right they're saying he missed J and I said J miss J miss J I said
[07:09:05] day. Someone in my chat said Miss J also. Can we clip this? Did he miss J? I
[07:09:11] did not miss J. The sang he missed J. I'm not missing a letter. This is
[07:09:15] poppy game though. Hmm. He's really good off of a screen now. What do you think about that time?
[07:09:22] Um, well, there's no other fact that he missed J in that. I think, uh, it's not very good.
[07:09:29] VAR yeah cuz we can't like bro. This is a lot at stake right now not really
[07:09:37] We're gonna message you for your paypal got you bro. We're not messaging that guy
[07:09:42] Yo, can we get some real talent going? Yeah, let's just start pulling people. All right
[07:09:47] Random room
[07:09:49] Yo, we tried to get people from your server and your head mod said there is no talent
[07:09:55] Like what do you want me to do bro?
[07:09:59] No, guys, you have talent, bro. Please. Let's see how I advise. Come on. Let's help. Yeah, help.
[07:10:04] Yo, let's speed this process up. Let's speed this process up.
[07:10:06] You know what? Yeah, we got to go bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, like, in and out, in and out.
[07:10:10] Oh, in and out sounds so good. Jesus. Jesus, that's so good.
[07:10:14] This guy's such a fart, bro.
[07:10:16] I'm trying to give, like, a normal name.
[07:10:18] All right, this guy.
[07:10:21] This guy's name is Chris. Surely he has the talent.
[07:10:24] Chris, bro. Welcome to the talent show.
[07:10:26] Oh, he's deafened.
[07:10:27] All right.
[07:10:29] Wait, give him a second.
[07:10:30] He might be in the stream.
[07:10:31] OK, now you can get him.
[07:10:32] Oh, Chris.
[07:10:35] Hi, guys.
[07:10:36] Is this channel evil?
[07:10:37] I love channel fun.
[07:10:39] No, bro.
[07:10:39] Can you show on your camera?
[07:10:40] Chris, what is up?
[07:10:42] What's up?
[07:10:43] All right, can you see me?
[07:10:45] Nope.
[07:10:46] All right, one second.
[07:10:50] Not bad.
[07:10:51] Damn, it's not working.
[07:10:53] Hold on.
[07:10:54] Hi, guys.
[07:10:55] Discord like a sack of shit. Why does all this work?
[07:11:00] I got some public and find better talent is the evil discord. Oh, I got some
[07:11:08] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna keep it a buck bro
[07:11:11] I've seen more talent in my toilet than the last 20 minutes guys. I'm dragging someone. Hold on
[07:11:17] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Chris. We can't just wait all day, bro
[07:11:21] Okay, that's not me
[07:11:25] Yeah, we're gonna try you right back, bro.
[07:11:29] Yo, what advice?
[07:11:30] If their cam isn't immediately on, just check them out.
[07:11:33] It's because, okay, two out of two, mobile people can't put their camera on,
[07:11:37] so it has to be someone with mobile, surely.
[07:11:39] So, somehow we can get them on mobile.
[07:11:44] How about I drag someone?
[07:11:46] Let me drag Charlie.
[07:11:48] Oh, God.
[07:11:49] Wait, like the Charlie I know or another Charlie?
[07:11:51] It's just Charlie.
[07:11:52] Oh, man.
[07:11:53] Oh
[07:11:55] How's it going, bro? Oh
[07:11:58] He's on mobile. Oh, and he left and he left. Yo, this
[07:12:05] So I run I have a good title for a YouTube video technical difficulties
[07:12:11] Like bro guys come on guys, please bro
[07:12:16] This guy's name is high-fives lover with a sunny mode
[07:12:19] Okay, that's concerning. Oh, that's who is Hano. Hano, do you have a camera?
[07:12:32] He's muted. He's on mobile and his camera's not on.
[07:12:36] Everyone on mobile? You know, should we try my discord? Should we see if I have talent in my discord?
[07:12:44] He's right. Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea wrong. I'm gonna send high-fives. I'm gonna send you an invite
[07:12:51] Send me one to Ron. Send me one too, please
[07:12:57] Where's the group chat top left
[07:13:01] In the DMs is that leak or no not public server
[07:13:07] Alright, I'm in here
[07:13:09] Hey, Ron server here we go
[07:13:11] Oh, here we go.
[07:13:12] Oh, channel locked.
[07:13:13] I can't do anything.
[07:13:15] Hold on, wait for perms, wait for perms, wait for perms.
[07:13:21] You need perms?
[07:13:22] Oh, thanks, man.
[07:13:23] I didn't know.
[07:13:27] Where are the perms at?
[07:13:32] So, Jinxie, while we're just sitting here, bro,
[07:13:33] how's your day going so far?
[07:13:36] Fan sabotage.
[07:13:37] This is probably one of the best
[07:13:38] tablet shows we've ever done.
[07:13:41] Show us your talent. I showed that for four hours today on rainbow six each. I had two aces
[07:13:47] I was carrying my team every game. I
[07:13:49] Show my talents y'all every single day when I pick up a goddamn controller and mode into the lunch back on the Celtics
[07:13:56] Yo, where the perms at next question
[07:14:00] Ron perms perms, Ron perms
[07:14:05] We need perms, but I can't click it cuz that fucking kids are fucking joining. Oh
[07:14:11] Hey Rod, it's me.
[07:14:12] How about these firms, bro?
[07:14:14] Hey, bro.
[07:14:15] Just tell them to join a channel and he'll get dragged out.
[07:14:17] I'll all will drag him up.
[07:14:19] See, even some of the names I'm seeing in here are just insane.
[07:14:22] Like, this guy spelled my name a weird way with two G's in it.
[07:14:28] Like, bro, somebody's names are psychotic.
[07:14:36] Hi-Fi has admin role.
[07:14:38] He can join.
[07:14:39] Hey, hey guys, it's me
[07:14:43] Start dragging people bro. Let's try it out. Oh, I got Admiral
[07:14:50] Maybe more talent here chat
[07:14:53] Let's see. There's some talent here. Let's just start dragging random people. All right move what channel are we in Ron's lair?
[07:15:01] Hey
[07:15:09] What is that?
[07:15:11] Oh, wait, wait, my camera's flipped.
[07:15:13] That was a miss on.
[07:15:15] I thought it was a miss on.
[07:15:17] I'm just reading my camera.
[07:15:19] I'm just reading my camera.
[07:15:21] I'm just reading my camera.
[07:15:23] I'm just reading my camera.
[07:15:25] I'm just reading my camera.
[07:15:27] I don't know how.
[07:15:29] Wait.
[07:15:31] Just move your camera, just flip it behind you.
[07:15:33] Just see what you look like, bro.
[07:15:35] We're going to talk about your watch.
[07:15:37] Wait, I'm sorry.
[07:15:39] High-fives, order 66, please.
[07:15:43] Oh, I'm sorry.
[07:15:46] All right, high-fives, next talent.
[07:15:48] Yo, get off your phone, bro.
[07:15:49] This is work time, not friend time.
[07:15:52] Yeah, bro, this is great, man.
[07:15:56] All right, Lil Uzi vert smoking a blood.
[07:15:58] Hey, that's my Spotify album cover.
[07:16:02] Yo, JP, mind turning your camera on?
[07:16:06] You see?
[07:16:09] I swear to start somebody jerking off.
[07:16:11] Did anyone else hear that?
[07:16:14] J.
[07:16:15] I swear I just heard him jerking off.
[07:16:19] Did anyone hear that?
[07:16:20] J.P., bro, please.
[07:16:23] Oh, Charlie's back.
[07:16:24] You can get Charlie back.
[07:16:25] He was on mobile and he was MacGethan.
[07:16:27] He was on mobile and he was MacGethan.
[07:16:28] I just invite Charlie back, bro.
[07:16:32] Hey, Charlie, it's me, Ron.
[07:16:34] Oh, my God.
[07:16:35] Balls, what is your talent, bro?
[07:16:42] Noticing a pattern here, I'm actually noticing a pattern here.
[07:16:48] Nobody's talking. Is your server even working? Like I'm confused.
[07:16:52] Yeah, since these guys have no talent, they're scared and they're an idiot.
[07:16:56] Your camera's working, my camera's working, Hiva's, your mic's working, everything's fine.
[07:17:05] I'll be sick.
[07:17:12] I'm not trying to be that guy, but I'm not trying to be that guy, but he'll see that money
[07:17:25] later.
[07:17:26] He'll see that money later.
[07:17:27] Yo, I've ice cream.
[07:17:28] Can you drag someone?
[07:17:33] This guy's name is, I can't see, D something.
[07:17:37] Druzy.
[07:17:38] Druzy, what it up, bro?
[07:17:40] Yeah, Druzy, you got a mic?
[07:17:45] Appreciate you for coming up, Druzy.
[07:17:47] Like, what was the point of joining the call?
[07:17:49] I don't understand.
[07:17:50] It staples alive today, bro.
[07:17:52] Yeah, I was, it pushed the talk or something in this?
[07:17:54] Like, no, bro.
[07:17:58] Yeah, Jordan was good.
[07:17:59] Yeah, Jordan, man, can you please show us a talent key?
[07:18:01] turn your face cam and show it.
[07:18:05] He left.
[07:18:06] He left.
[07:18:07] Somebody said in about three minutes, bro, something
[07:18:10] that's not the worst dream of all time.
[07:18:13] Yo, Jay.
[07:18:16] I'd rather watch ads.
[07:18:18] Oh, he left the call.
[07:18:23] Get another one.
[07:18:25] Yo, what's up, bro?
[07:18:26] George, you got a mic?
[07:18:28] You got a camera?
[07:18:29] Oh George, what up, okay?
[07:18:34] Oh, he left.
[07:18:35] Hi, guys.
[07:18:36] Is this like a joke?
[07:18:37] He left.
[07:18:38] Okay.
[07:18:39] Interesting.
[07:18:40] Yo, guys, if you're going to join the weight room, like maybe wait, like be ready, like
[07:18:45] no one's ready.
[07:18:46] I'll drag one.
[07:18:47] He said he got one.
[07:18:48] Let's see.
[07:18:49] You guys join the weight room and then like jerk off.
[07:18:52] Yo.
[07:18:53] Hello.
[07:18:54] Monko.
[07:18:55] Oh, this guy's playing ballin right now.
[07:18:58] What's up, bro?
[07:19:00] What's up, dude?
[07:19:02] It sounds like, it sounds like lace.
[07:19:05] Well, huh?
[07:19:07] I would rather watch paint-
[07:19:09] Can you turn your camera on?
[07:19:11] Can I keep it a buck? I don't have a camera because I'm on a PC.
[07:19:15] Okay, what is your talent?
[07:19:17] Uh...
[07:19:20] I can play Siege. I don't fucking know.
[07:19:23] At what rank? What rank?
[07:19:25] Uh...
[07:19:28] What's up bro?
[07:19:29] Oh my god!
[07:19:30] Wait!
[07:19:31] A camera!
[07:19:32] What?
[07:19:33] What's up?
[07:19:34] So my name's, my name's Jake and I've been dancing for 15 years.
[07:19:49] Ron, do you notice, guy?
[07:19:52] Unfortunately, bro.
[07:19:53] Show us your dance moves, bro.
[07:19:57] Okay, so yeah, that's it for 15 years and you know, I've been taking lessons since I was a kid
[07:20:08] Like this is a grown man, this is a grown ass man, bro
[07:20:12] like
[07:20:13] Like this is this is yeah, yeah, man. Let me get your paper. I'm lying
[07:20:18] The fuck out of here. Yo, if you don't get a camera next bro in the next 45 seconds
[07:20:24] This stream is gonna be
[07:20:26] Yeah, the camera shout out to that guy that guy had a camera actually had a mic
[07:20:35] Yo
[07:20:37] His name is KBM reflect and he's deaf and he's playing for tonight right now. Oh, whoa
[07:20:43] reflect what's up at this point Chet are y'all just you bots like yo
[07:20:47] I
[07:20:52] Got this I got
[07:20:54] I'm gonna do the dragging this guy's name is da I hit rare once
[07:21:01] Well, how do you drag? I don't know how you drag have us. How do you drag?
[07:21:06] Move to and move to
[07:21:10] No, how the ball gotta do something right click and move to chatter
[07:21:14] right click
[07:21:16] Dixie writes from left right click. Yeah, okay. Yeah, and then move to
[07:21:22] Ronson, I got it. Motherfucker. You've been spamming. I got it. Please sleep over. What do you want me to do force nighttime upon us?
[07:21:29] Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on. I got him. I got him. I got him. This is a good one. I
[07:21:35] Have as I'm moving him, but I don't drag perms. I'm moving him. Hello
[07:21:39] Don't worry. I'll have a guy outlaw drag. That's it. No, you guys suck. You guys suck. I have a good one
[07:21:46] Bro, hi, guys, come on.
[07:21:48] Here we go.
[07:21:49] Who's this?
[07:21:49] Yo.
[07:21:51] Let me turn my cam on.
[07:21:52] Oh, god.
[07:21:53] What's up, guys?
[07:21:54] Kips.
[07:21:55] What's up, bro?
[07:21:56] How you doing?
[07:21:56] What's up, yo?
[07:21:57] Kips.
[07:21:58] What is your talent?
[07:22:00] Hey, it's been a little while, guys, especially Rod.
[07:22:03] My talent?
[07:22:05] No, no, no.
[07:22:05] Kips, I'm not going to wait.
[07:22:08] Wait.
[07:22:12] There's no hair to be.
[07:22:13] All right.
[07:22:14] I've lost 20 pounds this year. I'm dead ass.
[07:22:17] Let me throw you on a six pack.
[07:22:21] Oh God.
[07:22:24] Wait, oh God, can you show yours?
[07:22:26] Yo, what's your talent dude?
[07:22:28] What's your freaking talent?
[07:22:30] That's a lot.
[07:22:32] What's your talent bro?
[07:22:34] My talent is I'm athletic.
[07:22:36] Okay, define how, like what do you mean you're athletic?
[07:22:40] Okay, what what do y'all need to see bro like I can show y'all any athleticism anything give me like one thing
[07:22:47] You want me to do I can do it besides like back flips, bro. You remind me of you remind me of someone, bro
[07:22:52] I know you're about to do it. You're about to do a combination. Go ahead. Let me just
[07:22:56] Just one second
[07:23:00] That one was getting tight let me just chill. All right, yo, Nio
[07:23:04] Can you do that? Oh my god, bro? I'm gonna be honest like I don't care the five gifted
[07:23:08] Can you do five push-ups?
[07:23:11] Oh, shit, five push-ups?
[07:23:13] Are you sure push-ups, though, out of everything?
[07:23:16] Like, you could have done, like, jumping jacks, push-ups?
[07:23:19] Can you do the splits?
[07:23:21] I'll do the push-ups, I'll do the push-ups, bro.
[07:23:23] And don't, every time I do push-ups,
[07:23:25] every time I'm in your call,
[07:23:26] you say, oh, those are fake push-ups.
[07:23:28] It's not fake push-ups, just wait.
[07:23:30] Ready?
[07:23:38] That looks like a good push up. What that's fine, bro. Can I ask you a question? Are you
[07:23:51] proud to be a Jets fan? Yeah, bro, put the Jets jerseys away man. I'm the ship. We shouldn't
[07:23:59] be what the check. Watch the back Jersey. Oh, look at the back bro. Come on. Don't be
[07:24:04] Jets jerseys, you're both a wee Sherpel. It's the Jets like that leafy on bell jersey
[07:24:10] Yes, bro. Hey, those three old fans have been sticking together for a while. Just wait watch. This is our year
[07:24:17] No, it is
[07:24:20] Your year. No, it's not this isn't even y'all's decade, bro. So here's the thing, man
[07:24:28] No, bro, I'm not crazy listen, bro. Wait, are you wait wait wait? What's your team?
[07:24:34] We're getting side track bro. We're getting side track.
[07:24:37] He just came in and did push ups as his talent.
[07:24:40] I did not push ups.
[07:24:42] I did not push ups.
[07:24:44] It's not talent.
[07:24:46] I was so bright and people would make a push up.
[07:24:48] I was getting boring after credits if I did something.
[07:24:50] I'm not going to lie.
[07:24:52] We're giving false hope here man.
[07:24:54] This is bad man.
[07:24:56] I'm not paying him.
[07:24:58] Call me a scammer.
[07:25:00] Outlaw is actually a piece of shit.
[07:25:02] I don't know what that doordash credits if he joins.
[07:25:05] Oh, it's Laze.
[07:25:07] Wait.
[07:25:08] My name is Laze.
[07:25:11] My name is Laze.
[07:25:13] My name is Laze and my talent is, I'm kind of just, you guys can just use me.
[07:25:18] So I'm here and you guys can just do whatever you want and it'll probably be a good time.
[07:25:22] What the?
[07:25:23] And I'm really good at it.
[07:25:26] So I think you guys can just go ahead and start whenever you want.
[07:25:29] Order 66.
[07:25:30] I'll just I'll just
[07:25:37] I'll just stay unmuted if you guys don't mind that that's cool, and then yeah, you guys can just start every ready
[07:25:48] Well like I don't know oh like oh you guys want to all go get food together or you guys want to like play games
[07:25:53] You guys want to have a fun little night, you know
[07:25:56] Oh, all right, how about it's order 66, bro?
[07:26:02] Yo, I hit the road.
[07:26:04] Yo, I can get people, but it's just like, come on.
[07:26:08] No, you can't.
[07:26:09] We went to the discord, and I got a fucking dick in my face.
[07:26:14] Drag, I can yodel.
[07:26:15] Walla is this guy's name.
[07:26:17] Bro, I need perms.
[07:26:18] I can't drag these guys to the ladder.
[07:26:20] I got you.
[07:26:21] I got you.
[07:26:21] Here we go.
[07:26:22] I'm going to give you some perms.
[07:26:24] I think you have perms.
[07:26:25] No, no, I'm clicking it.
[07:26:28] I don't have perms.
[07:26:29] Nicholas Douglas Stewart, you're not getting dragged.
[07:26:32] You freak-ass kid.
[07:26:33] Like, I'm not dragging you.
[07:26:35] Pardon?
[07:26:36] Bro, where's the guy at, bro?
[07:26:37] No, no, not pardoned.
[07:26:40] Not after this GTA debacle.
[07:26:43] Oh, great, bro.
[07:26:44] There's some names in here where there just
[07:26:46] needs to be an instant ban.
[07:26:47] All right, what's their name?
[07:26:48] Read me the name.
[07:26:49] I'm not going to read it.
[07:26:50] No, read me the name.
[07:26:51] Read me the name.
[07:26:51] Bro, where did this guy go, man?
[07:26:54] I don't see what you're talking about.
[07:26:55] Dude, his name was Ba, I hit rare once.
[07:27:01] I don't know, just start dragging random people, bro.
[07:27:04] Drown me, wait, wait, drag me out down 10 IPAs.
[07:27:07] This is good.
[07:27:09] What's that?
[07:27:10] Yo, IPAs are like stronger beers.
[07:27:13] Yo, bro.
[07:27:15] This guy out of bed?
[07:27:16] This guy just got out of bed.
[07:27:19] Your mic's muted, bro.
[07:27:20] I got marble floor. I'd be a mute please. This jinx bathroom
[07:27:25] Where is this guy? That's actually look like the marble
[07:27:33] You're muddied
[07:27:36] Yeah, I'm feeling this guy's taking off his pants, so I'm just gonna get
[07:27:40] All right
[07:27:43] Yo, just up wait drag me I do magic hold on guys just you guys need to have a little more you guys need to be better
[07:27:49] Guess what it's magic sure it's gonna be bro. I wonder yo magic. What up, bro? How you doing drag?
[07:27:57] It's gonna kind of looks like me. Why is Nicholas Douglas Stewart in here? I'd like to death or something. What's going on?
[07:28:04] I dragged him. Yo drag me. I do magic. What's your bro? This guy looks like me
[07:28:10] Yo, bro, you're my you Nicholas Douglas Stewart. No this guy
[07:28:14] I
[07:28:16] See his mic's not on oh
[07:28:23] Would you say I love you high-five yeah, yo psycho psycho wives your name my full name
[07:28:31] Are you a sight? Are you a crazy person? Oh?
[07:28:36] Jinxy, I love you, dude. What's your talent, bro? What is it?
[07:28:40] Hello, sorry push to talk is on I'm so sorry. There we go
[07:28:44] Why is that on wait? I have no idea what the fiddle sticks. Oh, I was trying to fix
[07:28:53] Okay, there's three GC's
[07:28:57] I
[07:28:59] Run you just it's kind of hard to do magic while I'm
[07:29:02] What's the boss?
[07:29:06] No, you did just get a voice mark. Well, you're still you're still
[07:29:13] Can you fix your server you know, I was can you fix your face?
[07:29:20] I could do a joke instead. I mean I do magic, but I can do a joke in
[07:29:24] Yes, bro.
[07:29:25] All right, bro.
[07:29:26] This one's for GenC.
[07:29:28] GenC, just keep a straight face.
[07:29:30] Ronaldo, do whatever you want, all right?
[07:29:32] All right.
[07:29:33] All right.
[07:29:34] What is GenC most scared of?
[07:29:37] Probably Jim, probably taking testosterone,
[07:29:43] probably being around Spain, because he knows
[07:29:48] that Lemania Moll is the best player.
[07:29:51] He gets intimidated by the Darth Maul.
[07:29:54] Oh, right.
[07:29:55] No, it's Brucky Hill.
[07:29:58] Oh.
[07:29:59] Good.
[07:30:01] Um, is this a sham?
[07:30:04] No, no, no, no, is this a sham?
[07:30:05] Like, does anybody in here want to get paid?
[07:30:08] I'm actually curious, bro.
[07:30:10] Try not to laugh, and then he rips that one.
[07:30:13] Great, bro.
[07:30:15] Evil.
[07:30:16] Evil.
[07:30:17] Drag me.
[07:30:17] I build portals.
[07:30:20] Please don't.
[07:30:20] This guy's name is literally Dragoon.
[07:30:24] I don't want a Dragoon dude who said he could build portals.
[07:30:27] That doesn't even make any sense.
[07:30:29] Yo, what's up with you?
[07:30:31] Give me to my camera.
[07:30:32] Ron got voice mugged again.
[07:30:34] That's two voice mobs in four minutes.
[07:30:36] Sorry about voice mugging.
[07:30:37] I apologize.
[07:30:39] Oh, well, at this point, drag epic.
[07:30:40] I'm not even kidding.
[07:30:42] Oh.
[07:30:44] Yo.
[07:30:46] So voice mugged and mugged, Ron.
[07:30:48] He double dipped on you.
[07:30:49] What do you do? Okay, sorry. I'll do what it's your talents man. Thank you for saying my name properly
[07:30:56] Appreciate you not calling me a dildo because some people call me a dildo. I need your talent. Let's hear
[07:31:01] I can give you the ASMR
[07:31:05] Shit you can give ASMR. All right, let's hear it do it in Rob's ear
[07:31:10] This money's good little boy Ron. I'm so proud of you my sweet little boy. I
[07:31:15] I can get daddy is somewhere too. That's what you're into
[07:31:23] I'm not laughing but
[07:31:32] How order you a dodo
[07:31:36] I'm 24
[07:31:38] I
[07:31:42] Was only lap because someone in the chat said a Buddha with a normal nose
[07:31:48] Okay, come on
[07:31:55] We're close to real talent bro. We're close. I'm telling you we're close bro. Hi this guy's name is drag me. I'll drink 30 cheese puffs
[07:32:04] Yo, bro, what's your talent man?
[07:32:06] No, he said curds.
[07:32:08] What is a curd?
[07:32:09] It's like the ball of cheese.
[07:32:12] What is a curd?
[07:32:13] A cheese curd.
[07:32:15] Pardon?
[07:32:19] Why am I black?
[07:32:23] There's my camera.
[07:32:28] Yo, dragging me out to eat 30 cheese curds.
[07:32:30] What's going on, man?
[07:32:31] We're very close. We're close to talent. That's what I mean.
[07:32:39] We're very close to bro. We're close to the end stream button.
[07:32:42] I'm about to go do a mukbang at Canes bro.
[07:32:47] Drag me. I have frog feet. Been there done that. I'm about to beat Radon.
[07:32:59] me. I'm a girl. Who's horny ass dragged her? I don't know. All right, man. Turn your camera
[07:33:07] on, ma'am. How much do you want to bet? This is the 36 year old man. All right. Yo, Ron,
[07:33:21] listen, bro. Yeah, I've been streaming. I've been streaming for eight hours. I had a great
[07:33:26] Oh
[07:33:31] We're doing a talent show where no one's turning their camera on you're gonna leave us
[07:33:37] Are you
[07:33:41] You're leaving us right now and now you're gonna abandon me
[07:33:45] And me
[07:33:46] Ron you've been streaming for an hour, bro. You have like a lot to catch up four hours, man
[07:33:52] Shoo shiii
[07:33:54] But I'm hungry like I just want to eat food and watch a movie
[07:33:59] Yeah, you know what it is. I'll break it down to you ready
[07:34:01] So he's hungry. Look at me texting his girlfriend. Don't worry, babe. I'm about to end right now
[07:34:07] Oh, I'm texting my girlfriend. I'm on door-dash
[07:34:09] Thanks, I just I just wiped away. I'm texting my girlfriend. I'm loading up door-dash. Got you next
[07:34:15] Hey, babe, I'm ordering door-dash for us right now. I'm about to end. What do you want waiting for the text?
[07:34:20] That's why he texted earlier when he was on his phone and I told him to put it down
[07:34:23] He will get girlfriends and then they change man. You want me to get on VR chat talk to a furry?
[07:34:30] Yo, bro, I'm beyond this like bro. I'm above this bro. This was me seven months ago
[07:34:35] I'm not getting in VR chat. Jinx before what I got on VR chat. So I'm gonna say
[07:34:42] I'm gonna say bro
[07:34:44] Just kept streaming hi guys. Can you can you agree? No, no, no
[07:34:50] I'm eight hours in I had a great day. You know what it was? I was this Italian this drag me. I'm British
[07:35:00] Yeah, we lost a lot. Let's see her bro. Can we hear your British?
[07:35:07] It doesn't even do like you know what it is high buzz I'll tell you exactly what it is people start becoming lazy when they
[07:35:13] When they haven't streamed yeah, like like I've been streaming for a
[07:35:16] 570 days straight how many days has he been sharing for how many days he's been
[07:35:20] sharing for broke as much as me he actually missed the last two days yeah
[07:35:25] I've been streaming for literally 500 days 570 days bro what do you mean 569
[07:35:31] bro see that's actually sick and I think you're not hungry yeah you're not
[07:35:35] hungry he doesn't want it I've been live for eight hours let's get on comedy night
[07:35:41] Let's check out comedy night. Let's check. Let's see. Let's go to a comedy. Oh
[07:35:47] May as well change the name to slur night they join and just scream slurs
[07:35:53] Right, yeah
[07:35:57] As soon as I hear a slur you're getting banned chat. It's letting you know
[07:36:03] High-fives, but how do we get in a double server? Like how did it we have to join the same one?
[07:36:09] Create a server. I think I have to add raw
[07:36:11] Stream no no pretty server not showing screen
[07:36:15] Nobody come in and say anything bad. Okay?
[07:36:18] Nobody's eating bad. Let's just all be positive and I was worried but now that you said that bro. I'm not worried at all
[07:36:25] Well, thank you
[07:36:26] Listen, my food's been outside for 30 minutes now. It's probably ice cold. It's probably nice a cube. So I'll see you guys later
[07:36:33] I
[07:36:35] Know right what's your job? Can I try to win some money?
[07:36:40] Yeah, what's your job?
[07:36:43] And I want to tell a joke. Yeah, what's your job? What's your job?
[07:36:49] My joke is Messi's career
[07:36:52] Can you imagine playing a World Cup an hour and 20 minutes and you know excuse me two hours?
[07:36:59] hours playtime and you still couldn't get one fucking goal or you couldn't
[07:37:04] literally couldn't even shoot at the net like that is that is gonna shoot at the
[07:37:11] net eight bottom doors all right Ron listen bro I'm gonna start this shit
[07:37:15] and I'm gonna get you in the lobby how am I gonna get you in man I'm banned I'm
[07:37:20] I'm bad on twitch. He's got eyes. Got man
[07:37:25] Man, bitch your streaming right now
[07:37:30] Just went down bro
[07:37:32] Truth nook
[07:37:33] Did you just curse my stream? Okay create room chat? Uh guys?
[07:37:38] Let's look at both of them all shit in five months ago. Jinx. He cursed my stream
[07:37:44] Ha ha funny. What did he do lol chat if you make me laugh you get money
[07:37:49] Yes, yes, you bend me. Hey, Lois, it's me guys. What up? Wait, don't go without me. Why would you go without me?
[07:38:04] Jake, Steve, you remember me?
[07:38:06] Yes, Tarek, I do, bro. How you been, man?
[07:38:08] Jake, Steve, you remember me?
[07:38:10] Hold on, guys. I gotta make a new one with Ron. Hold up.
[07:38:13] Chad, how do I make a lobby with Ron? I don't know, bro.
[07:38:17] I feel angry.
[07:38:19] Jake!
[07:38:22] Oh, this shit sounds nice.
[07:38:24] Hold on.
[07:38:27] Must have been the wind. What, did somebody just rip it?
[07:38:30] What do you mean? I didn't hear anything.
[07:38:32] run um don't tell me to stop screaming in my own twitch chat bro you can click
[07:38:38] on other people's streams go fuck yourself I'm trying to demand what I do
[07:38:42] run fucking idiot I can make a private one okay ha ha funny lol how do I make
[07:38:47] it private though oh I do you scream I live here dude what a name
[07:38:53] Oh, Ron. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[07:38:55] Bro, I'm just getting trolled by my chat.
[07:38:57] They're saying I'm not invited to a sweep over at my own house.
[07:39:00] Yo, I live here. Who is this dude?
[07:39:02] Hi, guys. Get Ron in. I'm gonna go pee.
[07:39:04] Hi, guys. Wipe Ron's ass.
[07:39:07] Hi, guys. Get Ron in. I'm gonna go pee.
[07:39:10] We fuck lady boys. Who the fuck is this?
[07:39:18] Hi, guys.
[07:39:20] Yo.
[07:39:21] What's the room called? I'll just be the first to join it.
[07:39:24] Um, okay.
[07:39:26] I'll beat the delay. I'll beat the delay. What is it called?
[07:39:30] Like, what are these names, these lobbies?
[07:39:33] Wait, let me, is he showing screen?
[07:39:36] Oh, yes. Oh, jeez.
[07:39:38] Where's the card?
[07:39:40] They already know the name, Ron. He's showing screen.
[07:39:42] What's the name, man?
[07:39:44] Alright, the name is, um, uh, Ron is funny.
[07:39:49] Boom, go fast, he's out.
[07:39:52] It's great dude, go.
[07:39:53] I mean there's just so many just haters in here, hold on.
[07:39:56] Oh, I joined the wrong one.
[07:39:57] Who the fuck is this, man?
[07:39:59] I'm by myself.
[07:40:00] Okay.
[07:40:01] Leave room.
[07:40:02] So now I gotta leave that room?
[07:40:04] Ron is, I see...
[07:40:06] It's already full.
[07:40:07] I see...
[07:40:09] Someone leave the lobby, bro.
[07:40:11] I
[07:40:18] Do I do a private you guys what's the point of calling me stupid in my own chat just want to be that guy
[07:40:28] I'm going headset Mike. I'm mad now. Yo, how nice where's the lobby?
[07:40:34] creating a private right now is it Ron likes kids is it matter daddy is it
[07:40:41] I'm not saying this one
[07:40:44] Invite friends. I'm actually gonna invite you stable Roberto. It's invited you
[07:40:52] Okay, now how do I open it
[07:41:03] Now I'm gonna make it public oh seven wait
[07:41:11] There can only be one room admin though, bro. You just set him as an admin. You're an idiot. All right, make it public, please
[07:41:21] All right, it's public. How about some beat the brakes off you?
[07:41:25] Yo, guys, what up, y'all?
[07:41:28] All right, this guy literally, I'm just gonna ban this guy.
[07:41:32] Ron, ban the, I don't know, ban firms. Ron, ban the guy with the mustache now, now, now, now, the guy with the mustache now.
[07:41:40] And now just trust me, please
[07:42:10] I need that. I need it. I need it.
[07:42:12] Everyone who talks down, it's going to get kicked inside the guy's state. Go. Go. That was a joke.
[07:42:18] How you guys doing, man? It's a pleasure to be in front of y'all, bro.
[07:42:21] Jinxie, it's me. Welcome.
[07:42:24] My name is Tay today, and I'll be telling you some jokes.
[07:42:28] Right now, Juan, what does Jinxie look like?
[07:42:33] Uh, what does he look like?
[07:42:36] That's Roy Fritano.
[07:42:38] I'm going to deaf in court.
[07:42:53] You're on.
[07:42:58] Everyone who tells a joke will be kicked after so make it good.
[07:43:01] Here we go.
[07:43:02] Let's go, man.
[07:43:03] Uh, what is Darth Maul getting his sneakers?
[07:43:07] Where does he get his sneakers?
[07:43:09] The Darth Maul!
[07:43:11] Give me a hand.
[07:43:12] I told y'all this is why I stopped this site.
[07:43:15] I stopped this site, bro.
[07:43:17] This is why I stopped.
[07:43:18] Next up.
[07:43:21] Where does Darth Maul get his sneakers?
[07:43:22] Brother!
[07:43:23] Let it go!
[07:43:24] Let it go!
[07:43:25] Let it go!
[07:43:26] The Darth Maul!
[07:43:27] The Darth Maul!
[07:43:28] What mall do I go to?
[07:43:35] The dark mall.
[07:43:37] Hi guys, burden the chat to the floor.
[07:43:39] What mall do I go to?
[07:43:41] The dark mall.
[07:43:42] Yo Ron, I love you bro.
[07:43:44] I swear to god I love you so much bro.
[07:43:46] Yo!
[07:43:47] Yo!
[07:43:48] Guys!
[07:43:49] Does anyone have a channel?
[07:43:52] Why?
[07:43:53] Cause anyone be afoot.
[07:43:56] Hahahaha!
[07:43:58] Oh my god!
[07:44:00] Yo, hi guys! Can you wash my balls for me?
[07:44:06] Can you wash my balls?
[07:44:08] Please, my daddy is tipsy!
[07:44:10] I'm going in the stage, I'm going in the stage, I'm going in the stage.
[07:44:13] Where do your shoes get dark, Mom?
[07:44:15] Where?
[07:44:17] Ron, none of this is funny, bro.
[07:44:20] Chad, am I a mutt?
[07:44:22] I
[07:44:24] Hey, thanks. He you better hate me yesterday
[07:44:29] Fuck you. Okay. Hey, it's a good joke. So I'll keep on this guy. Yeah, I love you
[07:44:35] This guy's doing hate speech
[07:44:37] baby, baby
[07:44:52] I
[07:44:59] Yo, uh guys, I just wanted to say
[07:45:02] Saying Darth Maul is not a joke. Oh, I have the floor. Hey, let's see who's got a joke
[07:45:08] Come on guys saying Darth Maul like guys cool. We had a cute time. Let this shit go, bro
[07:45:13] I'm not doing this shit tonight
[07:45:17] You're just way to ruin the
[07:45:22] I heard you bro. I heard you
[07:45:30] Hello
[07:45:32] Yeah, we need new people come on tell some real jokes man. Come on
[07:45:40] Fuck me okay, what?
[07:45:46] Yeah, tell a joke. Well, come on. We need a real joke here
[07:45:52] Starting now, if you don't have a real joke, you're banned from the lobby.
[07:45:58] You don't have a-
[07:46:00] Uh, hello?
[07:46:02] Uh, Ron, I just want to say, I love you so much before it's my joke. Can you kind of unbend me?
[07:46:08] What's your user name, bro? Let me check it out.
[07:46:12] Uh, RenziYY. My account was given to me. It was just banned, uh, 1810.
[07:46:17] RenziYY1810. Ron, what are his chat logs?
[07:46:21] I don't want to say what my
[07:46:28] account was given to me. I
[07:46:30] didn't get it. Oh, yeah. That's
[07:46:32] not a real user. I find it.
[07:46:37] Renzi. It's not. It's like
[07:46:41] under.
[07:46:45] Renzi, it's not, it's like under school, like, not capital.
[07:46:52] Your account was given to you.
[07:46:54] What the fuck are you saying?
[07:46:55] Yo, yo, Renzi, Renzi, Renzi, Renzi, yeah, yeah.
[07:46:58] Renzi, your account was given to you.
[07:47:00] Yo, Renzi, I'm looking at it.
[07:47:01] Renzi, I'm looking at what you said.
[07:47:04] What did he say?
[07:47:08] So he wrote the N word, but he put an O at the end instead.
[07:47:15] It would be a comment given.
[07:47:19] Yeah, you'll get unbanned if you tell us a good joke, otherwise you're banned.
[07:47:23] Okay, ready?
[07:47:25] Well, dead, jinxy, place in our sex.
[07:47:35] It's a small talk.
[07:47:39] No, it's suppression, bro. I didn't hear what you said.
[07:47:44] Hiiii
[07:47:52] Y'all, I got a few of the jokes come my sleeve the first one.
[07:47:55] So, what do you call a fish with no eyes?
[07:47:58] This is a good one. A fish...
[07:48:01] What the fuck? This guy has my script?
[07:48:03] Okay, I got another one. I got another one.
[07:48:05] So a horse walks into a bar.
[07:48:07] Okay, you really want to know this joke. This shit gets crazy.
[07:48:10] A horse walks into the bar, right?
[07:48:12] He sits down, has a few drinks, has a good time.
[07:48:14] Just think, right?
[07:48:16] Jinxie, I know you're laughing over there.
[07:48:17] Hold it in.
[07:48:18] OK, hold it in.
[07:48:18] I know Rod might know this one.
[07:48:20] So the horse walks to the bar.
[07:48:21] It's a Sunday.
[07:48:22] You know, he goes, gets the drink.
[07:48:23] You know, it might be a matter of daddy.
[07:48:25] Somebody said, what's a matter, daddy?
[07:48:26] I don't know.
[07:48:26] And after that, he's like, OK, what's his name?
[07:48:29] What?
[07:48:30] He's like, now, look at him.
[07:48:35] Jinxie, I hate you.
[07:48:36] OK.
[07:48:38] See, Rod, this is why I don't do this website anymore.
[07:48:40] I'm left to, OK.
[07:48:41] Hi.
[07:48:42] Bro, I got you to make a mistake an hour ago!
[07:48:44] Can you guys fill your mouth up with water?
[07:48:45] I gotta hear them first, hold on.
[07:48:47] What's your joke bro, it's here.
[07:48:48] Can you guys fill your mouth up with water?
[07:48:51] Sure bro.
[07:48:52] Fill up my mouth with water, okay?
[07:48:54] Let me know when, let me know when.
[07:48:55] Yeah, let me know when.
[07:49:00] Here I go.
[07:49:03] Alright, what's the difference between a fridge and a woman?
[07:49:07] A fridge doesn't queef when you pull up the-
[07:49:09] Yo, can you hear me?
[07:49:12] I'm a sage, so um, I wouldn't say.
[07:49:18] Well, like, Jynx say I'll beat you at the stage, by the way.
[07:49:21] No one gives a fuck, eat your beans on toast.
[07:49:24] Ron, I love you.
[07:49:26] Tell us a joke.
[07:49:33] Yo, Jynx, tell us a joke.
[07:49:35] Ron, order 66, bro. Please, God.
[07:49:37] you have to get quicker with the kicks.
[07:49:40] Hello?
[07:49:42] Are you all right?
[07:49:43] So God.
[07:49:45] What's the difference between a contemporary Irish boxer and a black Asian like?
[07:49:50] One's a new giga.
[07:49:51] I knew that.
[07:49:54] Yo, what's going on?
[07:49:55] What's good, James?
[07:49:56] What's up, bro?
[07:49:57] What's up, bro?
[07:49:58] How are you ready for the joke?
[07:50:00] Do you know how to kill 100 flies at once?
[07:50:32] I'm hovering over the band bro, if you don't tell a good joke you're banned instantly.
[07:50:42] Alright alright alright alright, I just want to ask, how are you guys, are you guys doing?
[07:50:50] Doing good, doing good.
[07:50:51] No response, no response.
[07:50:52] Doing good, doing good.
[07:50:53] Fuck you Jinx, am I-
[07:50:54] Alright, I'm the one that responded.
[07:50:57] Hey guys.
[07:50:58] Hello?
[07:50:59] Give Jinx the admin.
[07:51:01] You're in my chat.
[07:51:03] Hello.
[07:51:03] Yo, Tansy, what up?
[07:51:06] Yo, yo, yo.
[07:51:07] Hi.
[07:51:08] Slip, boop, boop.
[07:51:09] Ron, Ben, you're me.
[07:51:10] Ben, you're me.
[07:51:11] Like, Ron, you need to, like.
[07:51:15] Yo, yo, yo, I think she calmed down, calmed down.
[07:51:17] All right.
[07:51:19] Um.
[07:51:20] Oh, you are airplane!
[07:51:24] Yo, hello?
[07:51:25] Can you guys, can you guys hear me?
[07:51:28] Yeah.
[07:51:28] Hello?
[07:51:29] Can you hear me?
[07:51:29] Yes, yeah.
[07:51:31] Yo, what's going on? What did the Darth Maul get his shoes from?
[07:51:36] I'm gonna blow my brains out, Ron. Yo, Ron, fully ban them, please!
[07:51:41] Yeah, Ron, this joke is just for you, Ron. Okay, you ready?
[07:51:44] I'm literally banning them.
[07:51:46] Ron, this is for you. Okay, you ready?
[07:51:49] How many Warping Jinxes from Tampon Springs does it take to change a light bulb?
[07:51:56] Okay. How many?
[07:51:59] None.
[07:52:00] Because Hyla's gonna just do it for him.
[07:52:03] Minasucla, your brain is the toaster, bro.
[07:52:06] You have like nine brain rot ass things.
[07:52:09] Let's hear it, bro, we're gonna start a joke.
[07:52:15] What is stable Ronaldo scared of?
[07:52:17] Jinxie, what's up Jinxie?
[07:52:20] What is he?
[07:52:21] Wait, what did he say?
[07:52:22] He said my ex is...
[07:52:24] Why is stable Ronaldo to get his shoes?
[07:52:58] This is so bad. Our viewers could never say we're not fine with my bro. This has got to be like...
[07:53:06] So, where does... what's the state of Toronto's favorite clothes?
[07:53:16] L.E. Pants and then Piketty?
[07:53:20] Y'all, what do you call a man without a nose?
[07:53:25] Nobody knows.
[07:53:28] What is Jixi getting his shoes?
[07:53:30] Thank you Ron.
[07:53:32] What's up baby?
[07:53:34] No.
[07:53:36] I gotta get out of here.
[07:53:38] You guys gotta get out of here Ron.
[07:53:40] Can you guys hear me?
[07:53:42] One last run.
[07:53:44] I gotta get out of here.
[07:53:46] Jixi, where did you get your shoes from?
[07:53:48] Hey guys.
[07:53:50] It's me Ron here.
[07:53:52] I got a joke y'all.
[07:53:54] What's the stage Ron? What do you want to see that bro?
[07:53:56] I got a joke man.
[07:53:58] Put the foot down.
[07:53:59] Alright, hold on y'all. Let me just get...
[07:54:01] Booy.
[07:54:02] Shut up.
[07:54:03] Alright y'all, give me a second. Let me try to get the joke out of here.
[07:54:07] Let us hear it Ron.
[07:54:08] Alright, so here's how the joke goes.
[07:54:12] So there's a dude named Ron and he walks into a bar.
[07:54:16] Okay? Now...
[07:54:18] Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[07:54:20] Okay, okay, okay, hold on.
[07:54:22] What do you call an alligator in a vest?
[07:54:29] An invest-a-gator!
[07:54:34] That was an evil joke.
[07:54:37] No, it's an invest-a-gator.
[07:54:39] Because it's an invest?
[07:54:41] Okay, I got a bad peephole.
[07:54:43] Yeah, this little dumbass. Why? Why?
[07:54:46] Yeah, what's up man?
[07:54:48] What's here man?
[07:54:48] The only thing funny is the high prices gaming skills
[07:54:55] Why do you try this people never play me
[07:54:59] Guys come on guys. I just want to say
[07:55:04] Get off the stage
[07:55:07] God that the fuck up
[07:55:13] I'm gonna head out guys
[07:55:18] I
[07:55:26] Chat boo boo boo. Yeah. Oh my god. I've seen for eight hours boo boo boo boo
[07:55:32] Guys love you to death kid. Um listen, bro
[07:55:36] We're gonna do game night soon
[07:55:38] With probably Joe and Ron, bro. I wanted to do the trio games when Joe was down, which sent a couple days
[07:55:44] Chat love y'all to death kid and I'll see you guys tomorrow, bro. Have an amazing fan tab in this beautiful night
[07:55:51] Yeah, guys, I'm a part-time streamer. I stream for eight hours. I'm a part-time streamer
[07:55:57] Guys have a beautiful amazing fan tab in this night love y'all bro, and I'll see you guys into the next one
[07:56:09] I don't see you
[07:56:11] Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.