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Got me on, guys, don't give a-
Y'all are gonna say LARP, I've never, this is the best Playboy Cardi song of all time, and I've never heard it till today.
It's a old song, this is the best Playboy Cardi song of all time, and I never heard it till today, when I was playing League at Autoflame.
I put a good man right on that bass
Put a mask on cause I be frat
I read I stay with the fads
I read I put up a fad
I read somebody bad
I read I put up a drag
When I push that window she's like man
I used the right bass and I got real
This is the fact she can't be crazy
I never heard this
I never heard this till today bro
I never heard this till today
It's the best Cardi song ever
I never heard this till today bro
I come see his back, he's praying to beat you
I come see his back, he's praying to beat you
I come see his back, he's praying to beat you
I got another song
I got that drop we laid at this
It's down in the vehicle brandy
You poppin' by my way
You poppin' by my way
Hey
Ti me vas a londar que vi mi movión
Y dice que mi dicho está cabrón
Cada otra voy con mi corazón
Tísela es moderna con todos por la mansión
Y tía con mi cosa te envío limpia
Tísela es moderna con todos por la mansión
Te reza borbeta de un tanque y en mi sanquilla
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Sorry chat
Tfue won, bro. I saw last night. He came back in one by one kill
Literally insane literally insane bro
Chat, how y'all boys doing bro? Well, let's get out of one to ten. How was your day going chaos? Thank you for the time Cajun. Thank you for the time
Dino, thank you to volatile MP. Thank you to volatile RJ. Thank you to volatile MP off. Thank you to volatile LARP being football
Where's the App? I'm just going to ban this guy. Larpingfootball. YLMG101. Here are his chat messages.
LarpingFootball. drop. Yeah, LarpingFootball, play the sport for 13 years. Get fucking perma.
I see his ass in 14 days.
Kappa, thank you for the five gifted subscared.
She owned.
What an only moose man.
Thank you for the five gifted subscared.
She owned.
I'm going to be the man to chat.
Moose man.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Um, kind of like the five gifted.
Jitler time this guy. Yeah, how y'all boys doing bro? I've been thinking but it's your one
Play one lead game in your new rank. Hey, bro. Guess what I already did
Yo riot good job throwing me in bronze three guys
Yeah, dude, I'm definitely a bronze three player. Thanks riot. I got unbanned this morning and I'm already dropping nukes
Yo riot, thanks for taking 700 LP
fucking literally the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I'm not even kidding.
Yo, Riot, my bad. I'll never play a video game with my brother again. Sorry, Riot.
I was having too much fun. So now I'm in Bronze III and I'm just going to harass bronze lobbies for the next week.
I'm unguardable! First game since Riot took all my LP.
17 and 4 MVP unstoppable displayed unmatched performance in brilliant
strategy leading the team to victory. Yeah Ryan I'm not a bronze 3 damage! I'm not a bronze 3!
So now I'm just gonna be in bronze lobbies for the next week literally terrorizing people.
Thanks, Riot. Thanks, man. Fuck! Fuck this company!
How y'all boys doing, bro? God Jack, thinking about it's your one.
Matt, thinking about it's your one. Jabba, thinking about it prime.
Appreciate you, man. Shame on you for having fun.
Exactly, bro. Exactly.
Is it fair to have my brother in the lobby?
Probably not, bro. We're not trying to fucking boost!
If I wanted to boost with... I just spit.
If I wanted to boost with my brother, I would have put him on the fucking Evelyn jungle and played garen top
That's what I would have did
But yeah, I'm just gonna solo queue drop absolute nukes all the way back to silver to like
Right, I did a four-day marathon trying to get the silver. I got it got the silver to and you took it away
You took it away
So now I'm just gonna drop absolute missiles and bronze now and make bronze's lives miserable great work guys
I'm not a bronze player. I'm not a bronze player. I'm above that now
Great the negative auto
Crimson negative five gifted sucks. Yeah, she owns
Crimson negative five gifted a jake see keep yourself safe. I know I know that I know what you're trying to do right now hyper
Hyper I know what you're trying to do right now, bro. I know what you're trying to do. Why do you lark coughing?
This guy's a one-year sob out of a
Do you think it's suki is the best quintuplet? I have not started yet
Darth pooper 69 I have not started. I did not start tqq. I did not start yet. I did not start yet
So chat
Should we rip a game of league in our in our bronze lobbies?
because they took all my elo away so now I'm in bronze again. Should we rip a game of league? Yes or no? Right out of the chat.
Should we rip a game of league in our new rank?
Yo K, thank you for the prime. Red Lotus, thank you to Valdor, OG, thank you to Valdor, Gustav, thank you to Valdor,
Scuba, thank you for the tier one. 24 hour, Evan, thank you to Valdor, Red Lotus, thank you to Valdor.
Chat, games for today. Games for today.
Roblox, Tower of Hell, Rainbow Six Siege,
Which GTA RP as a baddie, as a baddie, and I might watch some FNCS, should we rip a game
of League of Legends in our bronze 3 rank chat vote into the vote?
Damn, no one wants to watch League.
This is awkward. This is awkward. Now chat, should I get on Tower of Hell? I raged off
I'm not going to rage off it today.
Should I get on Tower of Hell?
All you do is lark football.
I played football for 13 years of my life.
Before I was a streamer, before I was a gamer,
when I was five years old, I started playing football
to the age of 18.
I dedicated my life to football.
If you say I'm larking football again,
I'm going to put my hand through my monitor,
Grab you by the throat in GTA and throw you through a glass window head first head first
Cory they could be prime Chris they could be gifted blue reaper thinking of auto tornado thinking of auto Nash you get a bottle
You weren't alive when in the club released so you're larping that doesn't even make sense Cosmo I still heard the song
You played 13 years ago. Correct the sentence. Sparks, I'm going to explain this very slowly so
your brain can compute what I'm saying. I started playing football in a Florida recreational league
at the age of five. When I was eight, I started playing travel football across Florida in clubs.
I played from age five to age 18. I played football. I'm not larking football. I'm probably the only
streamer that isn't LARPing football besides like English streamers. Shut the fuck up.
I played this sport for 13 years. Lacy thought Lamingham all played striker. Shut the fuck up.
This shit's annoying as shit. I dedicated my life to a sport and I'm being said I'm LARPing it.
do you realize how annoying that is holy fuck
wasteful thinker for the fact mini-jack to get a bottle out comes to get a bottle
tell me to bottle codes to get your job how y'all boys doing
check it how y'all boys doing bro how y'all boys doing marathon all of the
five nights at Freddy's games that's not a bad idea that mark this guy that's not
about idea you're saying marathon every five nights at Freddy's game beat it
night one two three four five all in one stream that's not a bad idea I'm pretty
sure I'm gonna have like schizophrenia by the end of that though that's a
fucking idea chat how many five nights at Freddy's games are there how many
five nights ready that that's a fucking idea bro tickle my Tesla with the five
get to how many five Nets of Redis games are there six there are 12 there are 12
mainline five Nets of Redis games and six official spin-off titles security
breach help wanted bro you're saying be every one of the you're saying to be
It's 12 games or six?
Holy cuck overload, where's my black ice pack?
Vladimir, the thing that's annoying, Vladimir,
is like, I'll say something
and then I'll say something else five times.
But Vladimir, you'll only remember the first thing I said.
Rainbow's succeed, Ubisoft told me,
they were gonna give me black ice pack drops
on the R6 Trader tournament.
They then pulled back instead of alpha packs.
I've said it five times.
Why are you still asking about the black?
I've said it, I've said it fucking six times now.
Stop Vladimir, stop.
Tell them what they get about it though.
Play league bitch, dude, I'm gonna be honest chat.
I love playing league.
I love playing league.
Leagues my number one most played game,
off stream and on stream.
They took all my LP, they banned me for three days
and I'm now bronze three.
So I like, I don't wanna play League.
Like they took all my fucking LP, man.
And now I'm in bronze three
and I'm just gonna drop a nuke every game.
And I don't understand this company.
I can't play with my brother.
I can't, I don't, like they just took my LP, bro.
Fuck League.
Like they took 600 of my LP.
So then I Q, boosted.
Oh yeah, boosted, yeah.
Boosted, yep.
Dude, I'm a Bronze III player, you got me.
I'm a Bronze III League of Legends player.
You got me, bro.
I'm definitely a Bronze III player, man.
MVP, unstoppable!
Displate unmatched performance and brilliant strategy
leading the team to victory.
Yeah, bro, I'm definitely a Bronze III player.
Great work, Riot, great fucking work.
I'm going 11 and four and seven or three.
Why are they taking my LP?
This game Muda entered me. This game Muda entered me. Benji Dignitvaro, M-Lame Dignitvaro, Bob Dignitvaro, immortal Dignitvaro. Forgetful Dignitvaro. Check out Ken's last video.
Chat, what game should we get it on?
What game? We're gonna get on R6 a little bit, we're gonna get on GTA later.
We might watch FNCS later if it's going.
Should we get it on Tower of Hell or should we get on Clash?
Run up hole. Tower of Hell or Roblox or Clash?
If I get a Roblox, I'm gonna do Tower of Hell and try to beat it.
Ken just posted my last YouTube video.
Hello and goodbye as this is the last video. I'm going to be making on the hello channel
I made a promise and I must fulfill it. Otherwise. I'm not a man of my word and I'm gonna miss this channel
We did every chat. Don't put hard eyes
Guys don't put hard eyes. I know you love can I love can too. Don't put hard eyes guys, please
thing. We listed every idea in Clash of Clans and Clash Royale that could be added to the
game. Rejected ideas, hidden features, glitches, bugs, you name it. We listed everything from
Clash of Clans to Clash Royale, everything around the game. So I will be deleting this channel.
It's been a good run. Two years since the last upload, which was the Face Reveal, and now it's
out. Goodbye. And so I just wanted to say one final goodbye to my Hello Knights, my Hello Army,
my hello nation and I also just wanted to say that well people have been a little bit too happy
that I'm deleting my channel I was reading some of the comments and everybody seems a little bit
guys he's deleting his second channel too enthusiastic fulfill your promise Ken delete
your channel okay you want you want me to delete my channel well while everyone's having so much
fun playing.
Dude, I just wanna, I wanna get a razor and just get in there, on that mustache.
I wanna just get a razor and just fucking get in there.
I wanna get in there.
That little chaos mode in the game, I might just delete that too, so, hope you weren't
having fun playing Chaos this week, cause it's gone.
This weekend Chaos will disappear, next week you won't be able to play it, so um, doodoodoo.
Three in the chat if you'd crack Ken.
Three in the chat if you'd crack Ken.
Jinxie, check Vinnie to Arsenal News.
No way.
Vinnie, it's just too odd to sort of, here we go.
Arsenal are actively exploring a block buster move
to sign Real Madrid winger Vinnie's junior.
While the interest is highly genuine
and approved at all levels internally,
talks are still in the formative stages.
Are we terrace? Are we terrace, guys?
Is this real?
Wait, didn't Madrid pick up Josie Moreno again?
They did.
Madrid picked up Josie Marino again. Bro, this is how you know they're desperate, bro.
They physically, Madrid physically cannot beat Barca, so they're just gonna, so they're
just gonna try to relive the old days. Let it go. Mijo, let it go, bro. You're not beating
Barca. You're not beating Barca. Madrid, the thing, the thing that you guys have always
fail to understand is you try to purchase talent.
Barca just creates the talent.
That's what you fail to understand.
You guys buy your legacy, Barca creates their legacy.
That's the like, you guys can keep throwing money at your problems, bro.
Keep fucking throwing money at your problems.
In Boppe, Bellingham, Vinicius, it doesn't matter, bro.
You cannot create what Barca creates.
Period.
Back to back LaLiga champions and they're gonna win three in a row
Keep throwing money at the problem Madrid you guys are actually a fucking joke actually a joke keep throwing money at the problem
Chat let's do this shit y'all
XA the government sir one the goat they get a bottle
Chris the game of all those putting your thing to bottle King Frost to give all of no keep actually to bottle
Chat, let's do this y'all. Uh, how was it hell bro?
I raged off this shit yesterday. I'm not raging off this shit today. I'm not raging off this shit today
I'm done raging I quit raging. I'm retired from rage
I'm just gonna beat the game. Hi guys. I need private
Change this little baby hi guys. I don't want to be a friggin six seven, baby
How about I change this little baby, bro, please?
I'm not gonna rage today. No chat. Dead ass. I'm done. I'm done raging.
BRP. I'm getting the gatorade.
let's do this let's do this let's do this
let's do this guys towers of hell bro ah listen i failed many times i failed two days ago i failed
yesterday i raged off there's no more high-vives what
high-vives i'm not going to be able to focus with this
I was not going to be able to focus with this in my face, bro.
Today is the day we finally complete Tower of Hell.
Using my controller.
I'm not using my controller.
Ah!
Ah!
Okay. What is this scene? Like, it's just instant lasers? Instant lasers. I'm confused.
Am I making this shopping correctly?
What the...
I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
guys I'm guys guys guys I'm guys I'm doing it guys um guys I'm doing it
I can't I like I don't want to play towers of hell anymore bro please I just want to beat this once
I just want to beat this once bro and never play this shit again like please
Look brah I'm better than I was yesterday
I'm better than I was yesterday and that's all that matters and
Honestly, that's quote of the day bro
It's not about being better than anybody else in the world, bro
Stop comparing yourself to other people that don't even know you or care about you, bro.
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, bro.
I'm better than I was yesterday.
And that's all that matters.
I'm never gonna be pink leaf, bro.
But I can be better than I was yesterday.
I'm gonna be better than I was yesterday.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it, guys I'm really, I'm really doing it, whoa, guys I'm, I'm
doing it guys. I don't know what to do. Wait no no no no what do I do now?
But guys I don't... was I supposed to jump lower, catch an underweight, then climb it, then jump to the other one?
Yo boggles, you're not gonna harass me through Roblox messages!
You're not gonna harass me through Roblox!
Hi guys, what's this guy on your friend's list?
This guy's a lunatic.
I'm gonna beat it.
I'm gonna beat it.
I'm gonna be there, I'm gonna be there, I'm gonna be there.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
STOP!
Please God!
Do you walk off, Chad? Do you walk off?
Chad, do you walk off?
Walk or jump?
Walk or jump?
Band-ka that said yes Bandsack Band-Kra that said yes
Band-Kra that said yes Band-Kra that said yes Band-Kra that said yes
Band-Kra that said yes Band-Kra that said yes Band-Kra that said yes
Classic Bagels I'm gonna haveiles flatters I'm gonna fly to Australia to shut
your keyboard up your ass stop messaging me through Roblox message this
little fucking delinquent
It's five in the morning for you, bro.
Go to bed!
This is my favorite song.
This is my favorite song.
Adidas thinkerVertified gets a job script!
Pfft!
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't...
She dons!
I think second VAT gives it...
The hell?
What the hell is that?
Bro, what the fuck is that?
Yo, what is that guys?
Three of them!
Yeah, boggles, obviously I'm trying.
I thought you weren't going to rage.
I mean, yeah, that was until I saw the triple vortex spinning disc bullshit.
What am I doing?
I gotta have some type of CTE.
I gotta have some type of CTE.
Kids game, by the way.
This is not!
Tower of Al is a horror game!
I feel like I'm on naked in the fray right now bro like what?
I feel like I'm on Naked and Afraid, sad song?
HOW DID I GO THROUGH?!
Oh my God!
Fuck sour milk!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Please!
Please!
I just want to beat this!
Is there a way to reset to get a new seed?
Can I get a new seed or something?
Can I get a new seed?
Please let me get a new seed or something, bro.
Please!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
New seat.
New seat!
New seat!
That's a fucking joke, man.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, this guy's the message, Josie.
Jersey bro this guy is a messy Jersey how about give me that one
Bro, I gotta get...
How do I get out of here?
Hi, guys, I don't know how to join private.
What the fuck?
Is that a rat?
Is that a...
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Try jumping quicker.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go,
here we go
here we go, here we go
favorite song
Here we go, favorite song!
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
You wanna go home?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
That shit is crazy, bro. On-on-crypt, that's insane. On-crypt.
I mean, how? Like, like, how does that move? I don't understand.
You can walk on those? Wait, what?
Chad, why didn't you say that till I died?
You can walk on those?
MUD, EVERYBODY THAT'S EN-WALK!
Hello? Hello? What the fuck? He got stuck, bro! What?!
This is a good song, this is a good song.
This is a good song, bro.
Get up there.
Bro, get up there, bro.
Yo, I can't walk.
I get stuck.
Watch, man, everyone!
I get stuck.
I can't walk because I'm like getting glitched!
I'm just getting glitched out!
He's fucking it!
The baby is fucking the block!
Like I can't get up!
I have to jump, I can't walk.
I'm dying every time I walk.
It's like impressive when I jump I jump through all the blocks then when I walk I get stuck
Glitch like it's actually impressive. It's actually fucking impressive
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go.
Brooke, here we go.
What?
What?
What?
What did I hit?
WHAT DID I HIT?
WHAT DID I HIT, BRO?
WHAT DID I HIT?
Buggles, I can't repel him this fucking game!
Go up, dude, this little baby, it's- it's- he's too small!
Why is Roblox so hard?
I don't- Why is Tower of Hell so hard?
It's not.
I'm sure it's not.
Yeah.
I'm sure it's not.
I'm sure it's not.
I'm sure it's not, bro.
Sure.
Kids game, by the way.
You think it's a kids game?
Beat Tower of Hell!
Beat Tower of Hell!
Leave the stream!
Go do it right now!
This shit is not easy, boy!
I beat it when I was four.
No, you didn't!
You did not beat it when you were fucking four!
No, you didn't! No, you didn't!
Somebody help! Help! Help! I just want to beat Tower of Hell one time! Please, somebody
Help! Please! Just help!
It's just so hard.
It's all designed to make you mad.
It's all it is.
You just have to keep your emotions calm.
the baby going up the wrong way because if I go short I die if I go long I die
I always do good on the song. I always do good on the song.
I always do good on the song. This is my song. This is my song.
That's gotta be fake! That's gotta be fake! There's no way you can die to that! There's
There's no way you can die to that!
Like, how do you die?
Boggles is not a single toddler that beat Tower of Hell.
Like, I know Toddler's average intelligence.
There's not a single Toddler?
Boggles, do you realize how young a Toddler is?
Do you think a Toddler could beat Tower of Hell?
Do you realize how much?
Do you realize how much sophistication Tower of Hell takes?
But I don't understand, if it's all a laser, if the middle is a laser, like, what do I
do?
If it's all a laser, what do I do?
Like what, bro?
What?
It has to go into the edge, into the edge of this, like.
I don't know.
Like, gosh.
It just drags me into the middle.
Every thing I've ever had gifted.
I don't know what to do.
It just drags me in the middle.
I don't know what to do.
Spam jump?
I read chat, I was just paying.
Just spam jump, okay.
Yum Yum Yum!
I'm gonna go try Card-MOZ.
Clip that, clip that, clip that- I didn't hit the LASER.
You don't, you don't spam jump cause then you don't, you can't bridge the gap if you
spam jump.
You can't bridge the gap, I can't bridge the gap if I spam jump.
Somebody just shank me.
I can't bridge the gap when I spam jump, that's the fucking issue.
You can?
You can't!
No, you can't!
I just did it!
I just did it!
God, I actually have two easy seeds before this as well, that's the annoying part.
I actually got such a lucky seed and then this part's just impossible.
I can see I'm just I have to run to get close if I spam something just go right
off the edge
it's the hardest game ever it's the hardest game ever
yo you think you're a good gamer beat Tower of Hell bro beat Tower of Hell
then talk to me beat Tower of Hell and everybody in the chat can sit here and
fucking large like they beat this shit none of y'all beat this maybe 5% of y'all
beat this maybe 10 of y'all beat this in the chat yeah right you beat this I just
beat it with no jump our boggles that's physically impossible that's why that's
That's why you have to jump to get onto the first block.
It's physically impossible.
I just need a day where I get a good seat.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What bro?
What?
Shift lock.
I'm on control!
What are you about controller?
I can't shift lock in one controller guys
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This is competitive play.
It's Calvary.
F**k! I know it's not Toronto.
I know it's not Toronto, because everybody thinks it's Toronto, it's not.
It's Ottawa? Ottawa?
It's Ottawa. It's not everybody thinks it's Toronto, but it's not.
History is like, there's no way you know that!
no one knows that unless you live in Canada no one knows that we all do yeah
if you live in Canada you know that if you live in Canada you know that history
I'm good at history. I'm so good at history
Uh um
Ebola
Bro, why did I not let it finish I didn't let it finish 2020 I should have let it finish
God
Brett should have just let it finish man, Jesus!
It's fine bro, these are just 200 pointers. This doesn't matter.
This doesn't... This is my best category! This is my best category!
Hockey's the one sport I never played.
Like, bro, come on!
Hockey's the one sport I never played.
Like Jesus, bro, how am I so unlucky?
How am I actually this unlucky?
Why did Ken just send me a video?
Yo, Ken just sent me the weirdest...
It's not sports larper, I never played hockey!
I'm good at history.
Pumpeh, Pumpeh.
I was left to my own divide of our voices.
Sports 1000, if there's one thing I have, it's ball knowledge.
There's one thing I have, it's ball knowledge.
Come on.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck, dumbass!
Idiot, idiot.
Bro, low key it might be Candace Parker.
Yeah, I don't watch WNBA!
I don't fucking watch!
No, it's not sexist. It's not no, it's not lark. I've never watched a WNBA game in my entire life. How am I going to know that?
Press you, vamo boro carraio don't give me football if you give me football it's yo
don't give me football if you give me football I'm never gonna lose don't give me football
don't give me football don't give me football don't give me football I'll never lose if
it's football good luck we'd actually know this I know it without even seeing the rest
of it. It's three lines, three lines, three lines, three lines, three lines. It's three
lines, it's three lines. Wait, what? Yeah. I knew it without even finishing it. Don't
give me football. Don't give me football. I know more football than anyone in the planet.
Come on!
This guy's a Vinicius skin.
This guy's a Vinicius.
I'm good at history.
I'm really good at history.
I'm really good at history.
Christopher, no.
I tried to re-chat, sorry.
Monty mode only, please, I can't see.
Monty mode only, mode only.
Thought it was Christopher Columbus, bro.
I thought it was Christopher Columbus.
I thought it was Christopher Columbus.
I thought it was Christopher Columbus, dude.
Christopher Columbus.
James Cook, the bill's running back?
I
Don't call it
But I'm in trivia
Jazzy hold on Jazzy
Jazzy one second
Jazzy one second one second I have to win this this is competitive
Jazzy, I'm coming! I'm coming, Jazzy, I'm coming. One more. I'm coming, Jazzy.
Jazzy, I'm coming.
Yeah, alright, this guy's in.
Oh, I don't know this. I don't know this. I don't know this. I don't know this. I don't
know this one. I don't know this one.
So, where's my music? Which African countries province of Kabinda is separated? I don't know,
Bro, I don't know.
Angolia?
Come on, come on.
Bro spelled out IDK.
Bro, we're all out of sports, bro.
Musical artists and bands.
I know a lot of music.
Which rock band released sweet?
I got to see the rest of the question, which rock band released sweet hold up.
Oh, sweet child of mine, I know this because of stepbrothers, oh whoa, sweet child of mine.
I think I'm best at music probably thousand dollar music
Bro this cluck cluck chicken guy is literally just first picking and guessing what is wrong
with this guy
I don't I'm 25 I'm 25 bro I don't fucking know your Roblox no one that knows this is
This guy's a hacker!
Yeah, right!
You don't fucking know that!
No, you don't!
Terrari.
Oh, no, wait, this is Lamborghini.
Bro, this is...
I'm going to kill myself is that it's a ball or is it a horse?
Is it a ball or a horse?
Is it a bull or a horse?
Oh my god, is it not a horse?
It's a fucking bull.
Wait, what?
Yo, cluck-cluck chicken, if you're not going to take it serious, just leave, bro, please.
If you're not gonna take this seriously, if you're not even trying to play trivia, leave, bro.
Levies. Yeah, levies, levies.
LEEVE! AHHHHH! C'mere!
We're in a close game. Cluck-cluck chicken's just kind of here.
I really, I'm smart with history. I know a lot of... History's the one thing I paid attention to.
I paid attention to history, bro
Don't give me a weird one
All right, this kid needs to fucking leave yo clock clock if you're not gonna take it serious just leave bro, please
You're not taking the shit serious
Oh, I notice I notice
Helen Kettles. Yes, this is Helen Keller. I
Or is it the Braille?
No, it's Helen Keller.
Is it actually the guy whose name is Braille?
I thought Helen Keller used it though.
I thought she used it.
Is it back?
Companies and brands.
Nokia just sounds finished.
I did not know Nokia was finished.
Nokia just sounds finished.
I did not know that.
Artisan bands? Companies and brands, companies and brands. How much
what about cluck-cluck chicken just gasses again? Target, target, target, target.
Target bullseye? Yeah, there's the dog with the bullseye over his eye. Yep.
Come on. Too easy.
TITLE EASY!
There we go, guys!
Company's a brand's $400.
I'm actually fucking cooking.
Yo, this kid! Yo, cluck-cluck!
LEAVE! FUCKING LEAVE!
If you're not gonna take it serious, bro, don't play trivia, little kid.
I know you're a little kid. Take it serious, bro.
Oh my god! Oh my god! I know this! I do this! This is the one I do! What? That's my job!
What? That's so lucky. That is so lucky. Musical. Musical. I know a lot about music. I know a lot.
Oh guys, high-fives type job and quotations.
Cluck-cluck, you have to leave, bro.
You're not taking it serious.
You're not gonna win.
You're just guessing and wasting time for everybody else.
2010.
Bro, it's probably One Direction.
I was thinking one direction just sounds like 2010 that makes sense that makes
sense 2010 yes that sounds correct you don't know you're beautiful that's what
makes you beautiful I feel like I'm an old guy so I'm actually gonna be good at
trivia because now I've lived life you know what I mean
Denver, Denver, Denver, Denver.
Come on!
I'm the best!
Jack, I've never-
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to get cucked by the bonus round, please god no.
Anything but science, anything but s-
Yes!
Any-
Clock clock, I need you to guess this right, because if you get it right, I just automatically
win.
Clock clock, please.
Please clock clock.
Wait, how much should I wager?
How much should I wager?
How much should I wager? Chat nothing right? Like nothing?
Seven first. Yeah, I don't need to wager anything. It doesn't matter. I just need to get it right. Oh my god
He's going oh, he's going for the kill. He's going for the kill
He's going for the kill, bro. He's going for the kill. He's going for the kill
All right, I come on I have to get this I
Guess too fast I chose I thought it was I thought it was first come first serve I guess too fast I
Think I'm right though. I'm right pair pair. I think I'm right
Wait, but he gets it right, so how does that?
Hi guys, why does that s- now I understand the format.
Now I understand the format.
God that's so stupid.
So dumb though!
You
RISK NO TALKS!
HI BYE!
RISK NO TALKS TO HIM!
I'll tell her how to pack.
Best friend told her she better get back.
Alright chat, since everybody says I got no ball knowledge, bro.
Football quiz.
Chat, let's test my ball knowledge right now.
Let's test my ball knowledge right now.
Masi moroni, imoroni, imoroni.
Football quiz. Let's do this.
Hi guys, my right monitor exploded. I don't know what to do.
Hi guys, my right monitor exploded. I think somebody hacked me.
I'll never mind. There we go.
Chad, which one?
Which one? Which one? Which one?
That's the national team by Player Club.
Which one, guys? Which one?
Top one?
Water two.
You guys want to say I have no ball knowledge, right?
Is there a football cahoo?
Have someone have to log into your account.
Chad, is there a football cahoot?
Chad, what about this one?
What about this one?
Guys, what about this one?
Host it live?
Name a famous footballer.
Chad, what about this one right here?
Come on man.
No bad names.
Chat, no bad names.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my God.
Start, start.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Chat, testing ball notes today.
Chat testing ball knowledge today testing ball knowledge
Here we go, let's see the ball knowledge chat
Where where's the football player
How do I guess how do I guess
Type wait, I'm host I can't oh
I can't
Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo.
Chad, I'll accept Ronaldo or Pinaldo if you type either one.
If you type either one, both acceptable.
Chad, I'm going to go 19 for 19, bro.
Guys, you can do Pinaldo too in the next one
In the next one here we go. I feel like a teacher. I feel like a high school teacher, bro
Hauling hauling job. This is too easy, bro. This is like
Bro, this is too easy, bro. I think this is too easy. I think this quiz is too easy, bro
They more they more they more the prince who never became king
Come on, into the next one.
Maybe it'll get harder.
I'm 12, he's small.
I'm 12, he's small.
David Beckham.
Guys, this is too easy for a guy that actually knows ball.
This is, bro, this is like a quiz you give your girlfriend in Bap-A, in Bap-A.
So this is a quiz you give your girlfriend, bro.
Guys, uh, mirror slap close a mirror slap close a
mirror slap close a guys this is too easy if you have ball knowledge bro this is
too easy
uh hurricane hurricane this is too easy bro
am I skipping too fast? Should I give them more time?
uh, Luca Madritch one of the greatest midfielders of all time
Luca Madrid's baby got robbed by Portugal and the referees in the World Cup, probably
my favorite Madrid player, either him or Bale.
Oh my god, EDS, stop!
EDS, stop!
Now, this is potentially top five central midfielder of all time.
winning burger burgers winning is that bronze cat uh saurio money saurio money saurio money
saurio money saurio money
ask me saurio money
who is in the next one uh gegamaradonna
gegamaradonna gegamaradonna
Yeah you gotta be quick bro that's part of the skills.
That's part of the skills guys.
Guys I'm gonna be honest this is too easy bro. I have too much bone on us for this quest.
This is way too easy man. The hardest one was probably like Griezmann or Closet.
I feel like a lot of larpers wouldn't know Closet.
Billy I feel like a lot of larpers would not know close a
Billy Billy Billy
Guys I have to do a way harder one than this who's gonna win I think burgers gonna win Ron's cat
Zidane Zidane yes, it ain't Zidane Zidane
Probably honestly
Best center midfielder of all time
Best center midfielder of all time
Bro burgers gonna win
La mingam all eat that way eat that way
Don't eat that out eat it up. Let me give all let me give all
All right last one let's see
Guys I got 19 for 19, bro. Oh, no, this is 18
Who is it? Who's it on? I don't
I can't tell from the side of his face
Who's it on I can't tell Guardiola
But only shows the side of his face
De Stefano what I
Got that I couldn't tell from the side of his face
I
Kaka kaka
Chat kaka
Jabby artists, bro. I don't know. I don't know who De stepano is probably dead ass. I don't know that it is
All right guys 18 for 19 not bad bro not bad not bad. Okay chat. We need a harder quiz, bro. Let's do this, bro
Lionel Messi
Cristiano Ronaldo
Iliadne Bappe
Killian Mbappi
Okay, this is fun
Erling Brad Hollins
Erling Howe
Yes, Abbas, you can turn off Emoto only because Chad is at our time.
Name our
Name our junior
Kevin De Bruyne
Robert Madame doves
Vinicius Jr.
Benzema 15 15 we know Benzema we know
Saudi Omane Saudi Omane Saudi Omane Saudi Omane
come on bro this is too easy Ratsman Ratsi Ratsi
This is too easy bro.
Um, Musciara, Musciara, Jamala Musciara, Musciara, Badri, Badri, Badri, Badri, Badri, Badri,
Velligam Velligam Velligam
This is so easy for me, bro
I can't wait to play Felonada
Ah Bruno Bruno Bruno Bruno Bruno
Hernandez
Rodri
Best player on the Spain national team, bro
Rodri
gonna keep it alive
Frank in the Yong
Franky the Young!
Franky the Young.
Chad, it's gotta get to the medium.
Ah, Castamiro! Castamiro! Castamiro! Castamiro!
Castamiro! Castamiro.
Tony Cruz! Tony Cruz!
Tony Cruz! Tony Cruz! Tony Cruz!
Tony Cruz.
Um, no I know this! Um, no way!
Good to get, yes, good to get, no, no, no, no, I noticed,
it's just his name is confusing.
I noticed, I noticed, his name is just confusing.
Ah, Joshua Kimmings, Joshua Kimmings.
Joshua Kimmings.
Chad, I'm 24 for 25, and if I had more time,
I would have gotten good to get, it's just three seconds.
Um, Martino de Ga, Martino de Ga, Martino de Ga.
I got confused because of the Liverpool top bro last
I'm close to my eyes. I'm not ready to chat. I'm not ready to chat. Let me focus.
Fill a photo. Fill a photo. Fill a photo.
Alright, out of those mines.
Virtual van penis!
Virtual van...
Virtual van die.
Um, tibocrofoam.
Tibocrofoam.
Tibocrofoam.
Tibocrofoam.
Ah, salida.
Salida?
God damn it.
No, no, no, bro, it's just...
Sariba and Gabriel Azuz, I get confused.
No, I get them confused.
Ante? Ante?
You're a hamster.
This is easy mode?
Um, Enzo, Enzo.
Enzo.
Enzo for none.
This is easy mode?
Way to get taller?
Oh, Darwin, Darwin!
Where are you going?
I've never seen this guy in my life. I've never seen this guy in my life. Ericsson,
Swedish guy? The Swedish guy? I've never seen this guy in my life.
Um, oh wait, is that Jota?
Oh, how old is this video?
One year.
Rest in peace, Jota.
Rest in peace, rest in peace, rest in peace.
Jota, rest in peace, chat, rest in peace.
Um, en grue en grue, cante, maestro, quim, pende, en grue, cante, chat, but I don't,
if this is easy, like, bro.
Bro, I thought this would be medium.
Oh, wait, I noticed my eyes are closed.
I just need time to think.
Hold on, I noticed.
No, no, no, I just need time to think.
It's the, it's like, he's like the really pasty fullback.
I know who this is.
I just, I'm my eyes are closed, I'm not pretty Jack.
It's the really pasty fullback.
I know his name, but I'm blanking right now.
He's English.
Really pasty fullback.
I know who this is, bro.
I'm blanking right now.
If I read chat, I'm gonna feel like a dickhead.
I know this guy.
I'm just blanking.
My eyes are closed.
Really pasty fullback.
Oh my God.
Walker, Kyle Walker.
Yes, bro.
No, I knew this.
I just forgot I blanked.
I blanked, bro.
Kyle Walker.
What?
Tile walk.
Who the f...
Who the fuck is that?
Los Andro Martinez Place for United?
What?
Los Andro Martinez Place for United?
What?
Lisandro Martinez
No, I know he's Argentinian, bro, but I didn't know he had blonde hair at one time and played for United
I've never seen this guy in my life
Oh Alba the Austrian player
The Austrian player
Oh, yeah, it's okay.
David, I'm up.
Okay, okay.
Wait, what kid is this?
German keeper, Ter Stegen?
Mark and Rita Stegen.
Um, he's covering his face.
It's, um...
Come on, bro. I know who this guy is, bro.
I know who this guy is.
Um...
Come on. I know this guy. Chat my eyes are closed. I know this guy. What?
It's not Garibnaco. It's the...
He's like a winger. He's a winger. I know he's a winger. Chat, who is it?
It's a winger. Who is this?
Anthony Dos Santos, the goat. What do you mean, the goat? The real goat? Oh, Anthony, that's who it is.
I was confused when you got to say those Santas. Yes, he's a winner
Anthony
Which I what do you mean the real go? What do you mean the real go?
Anthony
Who's my okay, bro, I'm gonna be honest how is Dembele in the same exact category as like
Kyle Walker like Dembele is way more known than Kyle Walker
this guy on a pound or some and don't be me
I like to see my guy stop Alexis Mac Alice wait it's oh my god this is the guy
that ghosted for United I believe this guy I might be wrong but this guy was a
Striker right right rachel and rattle and rattle husband husband. Oh, it's the light. Oh, it's the light, okay?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, bro. I thought it was hudgel and that's the light center back
What that was a hudgel and brought the ice to lift
This is um
This is um, I know who this is this is what's what's my color. I know this is it's um
Portuguese player, uh, portuguese, um, portuguese player it is um
It's not Bruno. It's um, it's portuguese. I know who this is. It's um, oh my god, it's portugal. It's
Sportacal player, oh
It's a Bernardo Silva
Ruben Diaz
No, Bernardo Silva is short Ruben Diaz is tall
Yeah, sorry Ruben Diaz chat. I'm sorry. How is this feeling easy? What's hard gonna be?
Look at your soccer
Bukayosaka!
Bukayosaka!
Ah, Akstapakini! Akstapakini! Akstapakini!
Akstapakini!
Um, Daruma!
Januigi Daruma!
Januigi Daruma!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Bro, if that was easy, I got some of those wrongs!
uh Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison Backer, Allison Backer
um, Liverpool, um, what the fuck?
um, Liverpool is it's
I know who this is, it's Manchester City goalkeeper, he's quite good.
Aderson! Aderson!
Bro, Aderson!
Uhmm...
Julian Alvarez! Julian Alvarez!
Julian Alvarez!
Come on, here we go.
Um... Luis Diaz! Luis Diaz!
There he is! Luis Diaz.
Chad, if you know it, say it!
Um...
Bro, I'm gonna be honest.
honest I have not watched Tottenham play because they're shit I never watched
Tottenham because they're shit Madison yeah that is their best player
we want to highlight some Tottenham games so I don't watch Tottenham because
they're shit this guy is very famous um I don't know yeah we change
What is impossible gonna be God?
Bro, I don't know. I don't know.
Cavadio.
Yo, Scopadio.
Oh, Chad, I don't...
Angry Ginch.
I know this guy, Brazilian player, um, Rissadasen, Rissadasen, Rissadasen, Rissadasen, yeah, Rissadasen.
Um, I know who this is.
Portugal left wing. He introduced speed to Ronaldo. I don't know why I'm blanking right now.
Portugal left wing introduced speed to Ronaldo looks a little bit kind of like speed.
Left wing, Portugal, AC Milan. I have him in my FIFA team. Why am I blanking?
I know what this is, bro. It's left-wing Portugal. Left-wing Portugal, AC Milan. Introduced speed to Ronaldo. Come on, I know this guy.
Um
Bro, I'm blanking like chat I I I'm blanking um
Portugal left wing having my FIFA ultimate team um
It started with a R to start with a R. It's uh, so it's been a F. Oh
No, this I notice guy bro. This guy's like extremely known
bro I blanked I blanked tell what's his name Rafael Leo bro I blanked bro I blanked
guys I know this guy Rafael Leo
okay this is um Portugal center mid um not Bruno Fernandez it's uh Bernardo Silva this
This is Bernardo. This is Bernardo so much.
Not that good with names.
Bernardo Silva.
Declan Rice. Declan Rice.
Declan Rice.
Best player in Madrid, Fede Valverde.
Fede Valverde.
Federico Valverde.
Who the hell who is this?
Maris?
Um...
Christopher Encombe
It's got 5 star 5 star and FIFA!
Me? I think me. Bareia.
Oh my god Brazil everybody knows this guy um I have to think bro I can't do it in three
seconds I have to think Brazil everybody knows this guy everybody knows this guy this
This guy's very famous.
Brazil, Brazil, Brazil, Brazil.
It has two names, two names.
Bro, come on, notice guy.
Eddie, Ida Militão, yes, everybody knows this guy.
Ida Militão, I know Ida Militão, it's just I'm blanking.
And their minute though.
I don't watch cereal.
I don't watch cereal.
Benjamin Pavant.
I don't watch cereal.
Greg?
Oh, that's William Saliba.
Oh.
Oh, that's William Saliba.
Oh, that's William Saliba.
David.
Van Wynne.
I don't know him.
How is lamina more medium?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is this AI?
How is the mean of all media?
La meanie am I?
Brother what's your r-
Oh, Marcus Turan.
Franklin, Franklin.
mcglenn
mcglenn
mcglenn
mcglenn
trevor
trevor trevor
gonzalo rammels
that's the portuguese backup
behind cr7
mcglenn
mcglenn
ghost of united
hoitland
hoitland
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Anzu Faki?
Anzu Faki.
Um, flow! Flowbirds, flowbirds, flowbirds!
Florian Virts.
Uh, Peter, Peter.
Peter.
Julian Brandt.
Radibull Leipzig.
Um, Chris.
Chris.
Chris.
Javi Simons.
Um, Nico Williams, Nico Williams, Nico Williams.
Nico Williams.
Greg.
Tiago, I'll tell you.
This guy's daaamn.
Gisco.
Kings Lacona.
Doku! Doku!
Jeremy Doku!
Jeremy Doku.
Don't go.
Uh, Gartenacho, wait, what?
What happened to Gartenacho?
What happened to Gartenacho?
He didn't even play in Argentina's roster.
What happened to him?
He didn't even play in Argentina's roster.
He's a fanboy now?
He signed to Ascendola? Is he washed?
He's washed already?
Peter
Federico Chiesa.
Oh no!
Oh no, bro! Hard Lever.
Wait! Um...
Eze! Eze! Eze!
Eze! Eze!
That's actually Eze!
Everett Chiesa.
Everett Chiesa!
What is it?
Fill up! Fill up!
Lucas Paquette
He's hot! He's hot! He's hot! He's hot!
Alexander, he's hot!
Guys, I'm doing good!
David! David! David! David!
Mason?
Wait, I've heard about this guy.
Yeah, no, I thought about...
It's in green.
I know this I know this um oh my god I know his face I seen him in the he's
English player he's with Barca now Anthony Gordon
It's not TV, bro.
Wait, oh my god, I kind of see it.
Wait, I kind of see it.
Um, Rudy?
Rudy?
Rudy?
Rudy?
Um, Rudy? Rudy? Rudy? Rudy?
Antonio Rootiger.
Um...
Dominic Zaboslai! Yes! Dominic Zaboslai is from the Liverpool Busts New Players!
God, he's handsome, bro.
I did not know Zaboslai was this handsome.
Zaboslai is so handsome, bro.
What?
He's so handsome.
I did not even know that.
What?
Dominik Zaboslai.
Chris.
What?
How do y'all know that are you guys hacking?
Raphinha!
Wait!
How is Raphinha a hard mode?
This is an AI!
But this is an AI!
Raphinha.
If there was no top-on I would have said son.
He looks just like son bro.
I'm not even trying to be like messed up.
Endo.
Wataru Endo?
What are we going to fill up fill up fill up
That guy's like a French player way I never knew how brain looks bro that guy's like a
like a really good french player like midfielder right?
of a rain
why don't watch galatasere bro
chat what league does galatasere play in like a turkish league?
oh that's osu! man
wait, osu! man's galatasere?
victor osu! man
bro that's not fair he has a mask
Wait, wait, wait, I know who this is.
This guy's in, um, this guy's, I'm like blanking, oh, Matarro, this is Matarro, yeah, Matarro,
Martínez.
Matarro.
Come on, Celia!
Come on, Celia!
The bitch is Maracelia.
Um, everybody knows this guy, Marquinhos, Marquinhos.
Baracteria.
Um...
Everybody knows this guy.
Marquinhos, Marquinhos.
Marquinhos.
Tristan.
Sersky.
What?
Zip.
His name is Xerksi.
That sounds like a Xbox gamer tag that sounds like a Xbox gamer tag is Xerksi
I don't watch serial how many times I got to save it
How do y'all know chat are you guys hacking oh um this guy's like the really good young
player he's like a right wing for United he's a really young player I believe he plays
for coast ivory coast a ivory um I know who this is I just don't oh my god what's his
name? I'm a Diablo. Co-Cyber. Yes, bro. I'm a Diablo. Peter, Peter, Peter. Ricardo Pereira.
Wait, Barca player? Barca player, um, Barca right back, I think? Who is this? Alba! Alba!
Jordi Alba! Jordi Alba!
You know put a stitch bro you I'm gonna be honest put a stitch you did not do shit in the World Cup game against Belgium, bro
I like
You they stole the ball from you nine times and then you fake the fucking injury
Like I'm gonna be honest I was disappointed as shit
He lost the ball nine times and fake the injury
I know exactly what this is Netherlands Netherlands um
um, Netherlands player, Netherlands player. It is the Netherlands attacker. I know who
this is. Netherlands attacker. Come on, bro. I know who this is, man. Netherlands attacker.
What's his name? Memphis to pie. Memphis to pie. Guys, see what I mean? Like, I know
who Memphis to pie is, but sometimes I blank. I blank. Memphis to pay. Christian. Christian.
Christian Christian, Georgina why now?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
Steve, Steve, Steve.
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
Bro, I do not watch the serial.
We've some love of it.
Wait, this guy's actually like, high rating in FIFA.
I'm gonna be honest bro did not do shit in the world cup did not do anything in the world cup thought he would do better
Kamavinga aka ghost of Madrid aka what do you even do aka why are you on the pitch aka you wouldn't even be good in the MLS
Kamavinga, the fart of La Liga.
Wait, uh, no, I don't know this guy.
Oh, Oli Watkins!
Bro, I was gonna say Oli Watkins, but his hair's long here.
Oli Watkins, now, sure there.
Oli Watkins.
I don't watch Sharia!
Come on!
Coop Miners?
Coop Miners.
Miners?
Mateo Kobachi.
I don't watch Sharia!
Um, number eight in Spain?
Fabian Ruiz?
That's how he looks!
Fabian Ruiz.
Franklin!
Correntino Liso.
Yeah, how do you guys know that?
Are you guys hackers?
That's how Goretzka looks.
I'm going to that guy's famous. That's how he looked
Italian player, I know who this is, but I'm blanking. See this is what I'm talking about, bro
Italian player PSG. I believe mid is he know starts with a V starts with a V something V is V V
What is it Verati?
Enter Miami?
What?
Matui...
Blaze Matui is in...
Enter Miami?
That's not fair!
Blaze Matui D.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Possible level.
Pfft.
Guys.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
No possible level guys, I got not a lot of the meat or not a lot of the heart
I've never seen this I've never seen this man in my life. I just want to get one impossible
I
Do you know
Emilinkovic sandwich
Wait, I've seen this dude before I've seen this guy's face
Yeah, bro the Spain player, bro this guy scored for Spain. I know I see this face Marino
Brock
Calvin Phillips.
J.D. Harris. How?
Conrad Limer.
Manuel Locatelli.
I just want to get one impossible place!
Giovanni di Lorenzo
Teo Hernandez, wait how's that impossible? He's like really good.
Teo Hernandez.
What?
Dai Otto Pamecano
Oh my God
I can get this Uruguay Uruguay Center back. Oh my god. Um, I
Know who this is. Oh my god. I have to pause. I notice I'm not reading chat my eyes is closed
Uruguay Center back
Uruguay Center back Uruguay
No, I know who this is, bro. I know this is
No, I don't remember his name
I know who that is bro, like that's such bullshit.
Son, like Arsenal backup keeper, who would know?
How do you know that it's chef?
How?
Nick Pope.
That's my name.
That's my name.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
France, France keeper.
Mania, mania, mania!
Wait, wait, Spainkeeper. Hold on, I'm on a roll here. Spainkeeper, um, come on, bro.
Unicemome! Come on!
Well, the names are confusing!
Unicemome.
Much red. Much red?
Much red keeper.
Kailor Navas.
How do you know now know I was reading chat.
Well, okay, I literally saw this guy's face five days ago.
This guy played.
Who is this?
This guy played for check you, right?
This guy played for check you, right?
Oh no wait this is Barca's Keeper um Barca's Keeper this is Barca's Keeper, pull it!
Bro yes this guy's Barca's Keeper!
I think he's hurt!
Goitich stands there.
Good ride.
Robert Andrew.
Your Attila Months.
Marco Arnau Polish.
Ruben Loftis Cheat.
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Bro!
Oh!
I did good on easy and I did okay on medium once it got to hard, bro
Okay, this is easy guess the national team based off clubs. Hey everyone. Welcome to the guest
This is gotta be easy national team by players clubs challenge World Cup 2026 edition. I got we will show you the club
I got this different players and you have to guess the national team. Let's start the challenge. Which
This is Argentina. This is Argentina. Messi, Lattaro. This is, yeah, Romero. This is Argentina.
This is Argentina 100%.
National team is this.
Mass, I'm not only. I'm not only.
McAllister. This is Argentina.
One for one.
Mass, Mass.
The answer is Argentina.
Can you guess this team?
Napoli striker, Man City left wing.
Maybe Madrid keeper.
Ooh, Napoli striker, Napoli central midfielder.
Sporting center back.
It can't be Belgium wait, maybe the only Nepodist striker I know is like
like
Oseman was, no he played it in her.
Did no, Oseman played it in a potty.
Nigeria?
Nigeria?
It's Belgium.
How's it Belgium?
De Bruyne is at Napoleon now. I thought Belgium cuz Courtois
De Bruyne is at na-
When did the brine go to the poli?
It's Belgium.
What?
Who is this national side?
Uh, Maune?
Is this...
Germany?
Is this...
No, this isn't Germany, because like, Kimmich would be...
Wait, Maune would be...
Maune would be Cameroon?
Or Senegal?
Cameroon? Cameroon, Senegal?
The correct answer is Senegal. Senegal. There we go. There we go. Half-white.
Next squad. Who are they?
Juve, Milan, Palace, Fordham, Bournemouth, PSV.
Bro, this is...
This is...
Levercurson left-wing.
This is...
Wait, is this Team USA?
Sergino Desk?
No, this isn't USA.
No, this is USA.
West McKinney, Sergino Dest, or Keeper's MLS.
This is USA.
This is USA.
Sergino Dest, West McKinney, Pulisic.
Yeah, this is USA.
I'm a 100%er.
That's USA.
And the national team is the United States.
Guess the logo.
Guess the logo, I believe Netherlands.
I believe this is Netherlands.
Netherlands.
Netherlands.
And the answer is.
Which team are we talking about?
Okay, Atlantis striker, City striker.
Odegaard, wait, Odegaard, Holland, Norway.
Otagard Holland, Norway.
Otagard Holland.
Norway.
Norway.
The answer is Norway.
Oscar Baud.
Can you name this national team?
Liverpool, center mid.
Wait.
Wait.
Liverpool's center mid Rotterdam striker Bayern center back is this like is this like Hungary
Or like Bulgaria?
Chad, where's the boss life from?
Is this the boss life?
The correct answer is Japan.
Take a look at these clubs.
All the hell all striker Manchester United center mid wait this is Uruguay no no it's
not Uruguay. It's like Manchester United center mid. Wait, this could be
I'm not even kidding if this said Al Nassar I would have said Portugal because of Bruno
No, it can't be Portugal.
Bro, I don't know.
Any ideas?
I don't know.
What country is this?
And the answer is Uruguay.
It is Uruguay.
Wait, Darwin plays out all hell all?
See, this one was fucking me up.
And the answer is...
Wait, Darwin, please a- Wait, what? What?
Darwin, please a- Oh, hello? What? What?
Zirigwai.
Can you identify this lineup?
Right Wing Madrid, Paris Saint-Chamon, right back.
Oh, I don't know.
Madrid, right wing.
Bro, wait a minute.
Is this?
No, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
It's Morocco.
Oh, Hakimi!
What am I thinking?
Hakimi!
Which country is this?
Atalanta, Bayern, Milan, oh this country has a lot of different leagues, maybe like Croatia
because Luka Madras plays in Milan, maybe Croatia, maybe Croatia.
And the country is Croatian.
NICE!
NICE!
Who's this team?
Sporting striker Palmeras right wing.
Byron left wing, wait.
Is it?
Bro, I think.
Is this Columbia? Columbia? I think this is Columbia bro. I think this is Columbia.
I think so. It's Columbia. Yes! Louis Deans. Choose the correct answer. This guy is Uzbekistan
player this guy's in his back is there the answer is B what national team is
this I mean it has to just be Saudi Arabia three Al-Nasar players for a
Hello players it has to be Saudi Arabia Saudi Arabia
The answer is Saudi Arabia
Good job who owns this starting 11
Madrid right wing you've a left wing
Got a toss of a keeper Roma right back
Well, I'm gonna be honest, I don't know.
Um, right wing for Madrid?
On me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You playing left wing?
And the national team is Turkey.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
And then Ken and Yeldiz.
Think fast, which c-
Oh, this is gonna be a good team.
This is gonna be...
Bayern, Bayern, Bayern, Bayern, Dortmund.
I mean, probably just...
Germany?
Flo Vertz.
Flo Vertz. Probably just Germany.
Country is this.
Yeah, Germany.
Vertz, left wing.
Kimmich.
Yeah, this is Germany the answer is Germany
Hi, hi birds
Which team is it?
Oh, this is gonna be a good team. Um
Wait, actually Fulham striker
Is he not a striker?
Wait, hold on
I might just say Mexico, because Shivas Keeper, America right back, this is Mexico.
This is Mexico.
It's Mexico.
What nation is behind these clubs?
They have six players from the same club.
What?
Algeria?
Albania?
No, but they have a Liverpool right wing.
It can't...what?
They have six players from the same club.
The answer is Egypt.
Moe!
Moe right wing. Oh my god, that actually makes perfect sense.
The answer is Egypt.
Who is this?
This could be...
Bro.
Austria?
Austria maybe?
It's Austria.
Guess the correct option.
The correct answer is A.
Do you know this country?
buddy change them on right wing
Los Angeles football club striker pro what?
wolves left wing bro i don't watch wolves because wolves is shit
kevar scaly maybe
but i thought kevar i thought kevar uh no it might
No, but I thought Dembele plays.
Dembele? No, it might be Kavara.
Wait, Kavara is Georgia?
But no, they're not in the World Cup.
I don't know, bro, I don't know.
I don't know.
Georgia's not a World Cup team.
and the country is South Korea oh Sun
Los Angeles sign that can you guess this
lineup whoa Barça left-wing Madrid
Bro, this is Brazil.
Allison Becker, Marquinhos, Casamiro.
This is Brazil, bro.
This is Brazil.
Yeah, that's Brazil.
Conhecios.
That's Brazil.
It's Brazil.
Yeah, that's Brazil.
Vinicius?
That's Brazil.
It's Brazil.
What team do you see here?
Arsenal striker, Liverpool striker, Tottenham central midfielder.
This is going to be like a...
Bro, this is gonna be like, um, someone in the UK, maybe?
Maybe like, bro, there's so many pram teams.
This has to be like one of the UK, UK countries, bro, maybe like, I'm just totally guessing.
Is he like Scotland?
Scotland?
The correct answer is Sweden.
Sweden, Isaac and Jokarest! Oh my god!
Can you guess this country?
PSG Centerback, Arsenal Centerback.
I've never seen that club in my life, C-A-M?
I've never seen that club in my life.
What?
I don't know.
C-A-M?
It's Ecuador.
Ecuador? Oh, I've never seen that club.
Name this team.
Marsai Striker, Levercurson, Cam.
I don't know.
Before the time runs out.
I don't, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'll, I'll be right with you.
The answer is Algeria.
Hell?
Next squad on the list.
Um, this looks like the World Cup winners, bro.
Laminga Mall.
Wait, but no, Rotary, this is not, this isn't Spath, who is this?
Bro, maybe it's Uruguay.
Varverde Arroyo Darwin?
I thought Darwin played up top though. No, but Darwin's in Saudi League. Bro, this is like...
Bro, this, this, this is...
It can't be Spain though, because...
Is it Spain?
The medium all?
Right wing?
Bro, is this Spain?
Or are they?
Is this not just Spain?
And the national team is Spain.
It is Spain.
Got it, I guess.
Who is this nation?
What in rangers?
Wait, rangers Celtic.
This is Scotland?
Scotland, baby!
Rangers plus Celtic?
Scotland?
And the answer is Scotland.
Can you guess?
you
the correct alternative is Tunisia guess this national team Rangers Celtic
What? What? It's Canada. Oh, Davey Slackback Byron.
Which national team is this?
The answer is Ghana.
Can you name this side?
It's the Netherlands.
Oh, that's Netherlands, the pie, Gakpo, the young Brevenberg.
Which national team is this?
Not a good one.
Not a good one.
Not a good one.
And the national team is Australia.
Can you guess this lineup?
Not...
probably not a good national team bro probably not a good national team
it's Paraguay bro which team is shown here
I couldn't tell you brother bro I couldn't tell you.
The correct answer is the Ivory Coast.
Wait so Diablo's just not, doesn't exist or something?
Where's Diablo?
The correct answer is the Ivory Coast.
What?
What country is this?
Whoa.
It's Switzerland.
France.
Guess the next one.
Um...
National team Chile?
The correct answer is...
Panama.
Guess this national team.
Oh, um...
Portugal?
Nuno Mench, Cristiano Ronaldo, Bruno Vettina, it's Portugal.
The answer is Portugal.
What national team is this?
This is DR Congo.
What?
Can you guess it?
Whoa, this team looks good.
Byron, Ars...
Wait, Anthony Gordon, Harry Kane,
Saka...
This is England.
100% this is England.
This is England, bro.
That's England.
Batting him?
The answer is England.
Special bonus question.
PSG striker?
This has to be a good-ass country, what?
Madrid left wing?
This has to be a good country, what?
So how did you do leave wait what they didn't say
Jack turn on your motor or turn off turn off
So didn't say oh
So Chad raid my ball now. It's one to ten, bro. Not bad. Oh
That was France. Oh, I thought they already showed France though
Wait, how's that France? How's that in France? Didn't Mbappe play Striker for France? Or
Dembele actually? I thought Mbappe played Striker for France.
Bodie saved right wing, but I thought I probably played striker
For France
Chat rated one to ten, what do y'all think bro chat rated one to ten, bro
Yeah, what is my bonus one to ten that was good quizzes man one to ten, what do y'all think bro zero zero
zero zero zero four zero zero ball knowledge of a pop tart cat is it time for gta rp as a baddie
is it time for gta rp as a baddie i said i get on it four and it's 430 we got lost on the sauce
But is it time for GTARP as a baddie?
What do y'all think, bro?
R6 first?
you
I'm going to show you how to do it.
Chad what is good bro? Chad GTARP as a baddie or R6 run-up poll? Run-up poll?
Oh
Show your dick month ban this guy
Month ban this guy
So I feel like my ball knowledge is like after doing that quiz bro. I
thought I my ball knowledge is like
4 out of 10, bro.
I don't understand, bro.
Y'all new players I've never even seen before.
FNCS is in 30 minutes.
What do you mean it's in 30 minutes, bro?
Yeah, literally no one is voting in the poll, bro.
No one is voting.
No one is voting.
Matt, take it away.
FNCS in 30 minutes.
What do you mean?
Jinx, you look so good today.
Thank you, bro.
Hey, thank you, man.
Bro, that ass, thank you.
So, what's this new game called Shift at midnight?
What's that?
Yeah, it's a co-op game.
It's a co-op scary game.
Mood is playing it.
Yeah, Ron Texamy said he wants to play something tonight.
Maybe we can play this.
Wait, how would it be?
Bro, this looks like one of those fears to fathom games
Bro this looks like a fears that this looks good maybe me and Ron can play this
Bro maybe me and Ron could play this bro
is it good is it good how much can you play with how much can you play with
yeah what's the max is it three max is it three max for that it's made in my
opinion. Jack, should we play that game tonight? I see a lot of people are playing
at the last like two days.
A lot of people are saying that it's bad.
What game I didn't hear, it's called Shift At Midnight.
I'll pull it up.
Midnight is a thrilling indie survival game simulation game by Ben Munn, available on PC.
Take on the role of a convenience store clerk when your primary goal is to survive a terrifying
overnight shit against lurking paranormal entities.
Hmm
Hmm
To the only thing about scary games I just get frightened easy bro
It's mid
Bro, people in the chat are saying that that game's mad.
Guys, is the game good or bad, like if you've played it?
Is that really that scary?
For real?
Jinxie, you ruined my day going live.
Monkey Banana?
Or you mean the bow na na na game the three-player bomb defusal game that game looks good. I was gonna play that with Joe and Ron
Guys don't type that fucking emote hate from Ireland appreciate that patty
That game is good bro high-fives a lot of people are saying it's ah or mid
You saw tiktok of you not knowing a rio. Of course I know Ronald a rio bro. I just blanked I just blanked
The bond game oh no my bad advice I thought you were talking about the other game
Let me call Zondale Zingle
Let me call Zonfail Fingal Oh, oh, oh, he said one second
Yeah, guys, I don't know horror games are like, I get scared, bro.
I get scared easy.
Yeah, but I was going to play this with Joe and Ron, but I don't think Joe can play today or tomorrow.
I got like Joe can play today or tomorrow.
Joe said he's busy today and he's not live tomorrow.
You're just a pussy.
Chat.
Um, FNCS is in 30 minutes.
Who's playing that?
Joe's already played it.
Yeah, I know, but it's like one of those games you can just play with different people.
I chat.
It looks like we're doing RP as a baddie.
I want to call around and see what game he wants to play later, bro.
What are you drinking, bro?
again this is a sasty a drink bro run what is good dude you want to play a
game wait what you went to your people how much that was there how many
How many packages? How many packages were there?
About 20.
Oh, that's good. What do you mean? What do you mean forgot to send stuff? That's a shit ton, bro.
I thought you were gonna say like two.
Well, it feels like with all of them are t-shirts.
Oh, okay. Okay, okay, I see.
So, Ron, here's my question, man.
What do you want to do, bro? Because we can go a couple of directions with this.
Um, some of these games, I like how we were saying we wanted to play with Joe.
I don't like that bomb game.
We should probably play with Joe, but he can't play for a couple of days.
Bro.
Chat, what about now?
This is a crazy idea, but chat run with me here, bro.
Run.
What if me and you were to host a duo talent show tonight with your
community and my community and we give money to the winners in discord?
I haven't done the last of the demos with skeptic a year and a half ago
We could do like a screening process we could do a screening process of just no weirdos
Okay, do you want to do it in like a couple of hours because I'm gonna play GCA RP for a little bit
I'm gonna play RP for like an hour and a half.
Yes.
I'm not gonna be alive for like 30, 40.
All right, Mijo.
Yo, man, enjoy your food, bro.
See you soon.
But also, can you see for tonight if you can get an aja?
What is an aja, Ron?
An aja headed suck this dick.
Okay, I already knew it but I just tried to, sometimes you got to give the kid a layup.
I already knew it but sometimes you got to give the kid a layup.
Alright, let's get on GTRP.
I don't see, I don't know what we're going to do yet bro.
We're last minute doing this shit.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
High fives, let's get on RP.
RP as the highs.
I don't know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do it.
Let's get it off me.
Jen, I feel like the talent show could be pretty fun.
We're high-fives.
A lot of the talent shows is the same fucking people, though.
Eric, think of it as prime.
Why are you smurfing in bronze?
Oh, no, I'm not smurfing in bronze.
League of Legends took my account from Silver 2
and put me in bronze three,
so now I'm just gonna kick the shit out of bronze players
like I did this morning.
Good work, Riot.
Krim's thinking of it as prime.
So I'm just going to literally kick the ever-living fuck out of Ron's lobbies.
Blocks and get it all up.
Dude, R6, dude, R6.
Guys, I was going to be on R6 earlier in the day, but then I ended up, I need to get on
RP now because I'm doing a YouTube video on RP as a girl.
And then I was going to get on R6 after, but then Ron texted me and said he wanted to play
a game and I always wanted to play Siege.
So they were like, hey, relax a little bit.
Maybe we could just play R6 tomorrow.
Everybody put down the knives for a second.
Relax a little bit.
Maybe we could just play R6 tomorrow.
Yo, where's the young witch I'm going to call it?
Have his little five of them.
Have his little five of them.
No, all right.
You guys can't go one day without R6 after 60% of you guys voted for RP, all right.
I'm going to do RP as a girl today and let's see how it goes, bro.
Let's see if I'm treated differently because I'm a lady.
How's it going?
Let's see if I'm treated differently because I'm a lady, bro.
Let's see if I'm treated differently.
La da di da da da.
Story game.
Next story game is the last of us, bro.
Next story game is the last of us.
Poll again.
Go fuck yourself.
Go literally fuck yourself.
I'm not doing nine polls
You guys voted for RP, so I'm getting on RP like stop pull again
Lester texted you I'm sure he did I'm sure less or dead
Yeah, bro, I'm sure Lester did text you or me
What the hell?
Chad GTARP as a lady.
T. Beacoff.
I'm just sick today.
I got T. May.
I got T-B.
Mods, burn the chat to the floor, please. Thank you. Mods, just burn the chat to the floor. Mods, burn the chat to the ground.
Hey, Jinxie, you should do another poll, even though you just ran a poll and then we voted for something.
Like, bro, what's next, bro? Are you gonna kill me?
Put the end of the envelope.
And also Chad like let's say I don't get on R6. Hey, I could just get on R6 tomorrow
That's like I played five games of right yesterday, bro
That's the beauty of like streaming every day, bro. I could just play our six the next day relax
Future anything to one. You guys literally voted against it. Can't do this
Liverpool watch along wait did club football start today?
Who's the people playing?
Play RP loading, loading, loading.
Wait, how do I make, oh my god, I'm making a new character.
Oh my god, yes!
Okay.
We need to give this baddie a name.
We need to give this baddie a name.
Chad, what should I name her?
Not naming her body blue.
Not naming her body blue.
Natasha.
No, something similar to me. Nicole, yes. Nicole. Nicole loves. Wait, that sounds like,
okay. Yo. Nicole Smith. Nicole Smith. Okay, okay. Guys, let's do this. All right, I'm
a girl. I want to see if I get treated with, like, how do I get treated? Let's see, bro.
All right, I'm gonna be 25 female female here. We go. I've always wanted to slay
Whoa, what is I said female I said female what the hell
Which I said female where's it
Guys I said why did it give me a male structure?
That's kind of sexist, no?
I said female to me...
Dude, what?
Guys, I literally said female, guys.
Be a fanboy? No, no, no.
Guys, I wanted to be the huss.
Wait, guys, I'm actually confused. What do I do for my hair?
Go back.
You have a chat.
Look, look, Nicole Smith.
Create character.
If I pick a female, why does it give me a male build with a male face structure with only male hair options?
How do I chat?
How?
It's 2026 yo, I know it's 2026. I want to be a girl
Go back to Nicole you bro, I
Oh, no, no, it's not
Bro, what the fuck delete delete delete delete delete you guys ever watch death move delete delete
Guys, I selected a gender. I don't understand. Now I'm going to name myself, uh, uh, Bianca.
Bianca, um, Bianca Tatiana. Bianca Tatiana, chat. Bro, look, bro, January 1, 2001. Female.
what the fuck bro what am I doing wrong it's like forcing me now we're talking
bitch now I'm slaying bitch now I'm slaying bitch hold up now now we're
talking bitch now I'm slaying guys now I'm slaying bro where are my boobs though
in my butt. Chad where are my boobs in my butt guys? I want to look like... guys what? I look like a dude!
How do I change my model?
Change your PED, change your variant.
Bro, yeah, that's great and all, that's great information. How do I do that?
Change variant? How do I do that?
Oh my god!
Hi, guys!
Okay, I need to be thick.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I need to be thick.
Oh, no, no!
Oh my god!
I almost leaked check Twitter, dad.
Bro, that was almost leaked check Twitter.
Okay, bro, I want to be like bad.
Like, I want to be bad.
Whoa!
Now we're taught you I'm bad. I'm bad as shit. I'm bad
Guys I'm actually bad what bro, I'm bad
Lanzarilla hold on
Guys I'm bad as crap
It's giving slay it's giving slay it's giving slay yo it's giving slay what
What?
Chad's giving slay.
Guys it's giving slay.
It's giving slay.
Bro my god I actually look so bad.
I actually look so bad.
Bro I look so bad.
I look so bad.
What?
Whoa this is frisky.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is frisky. This is whoa, whoa, whoa, this is frisky
No, I want to look like
This is just such a cute top like I got it this top is so fat this is such a cute top
This is such a cute top bro, it's such a cute top like this is so fetch
guys come on sisters my I like my shoes I just like I feel like I'm playing
dressed to whoa whoa I'm playing dress to impress bro okay this looks good
that's a cute top bro I look so fucking cute oh my god I'm okay I'm actually
gonna pick up so much dudes tonight. Okay, okay, okay, now hair hair. Guys, I am slaying.
I'm slaying. Oh my god, I'm slaying. Bro, what? I'm slaying. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I didn't mean to do that.
Okay. I don't know if like these shoes are giving.
Oh my god, I can put on lipsticks.
Guys, I don't know if these shoes are giving, like, they're not giving sl- like, these shoes
aren't really giving slay.
And I don't want to take off shoes, I want to edit my shoes, god, why does RP make itself
so fucking more confusing than it has to be?
I don't want to take off shoes, I want to put on shoes.
No, I want to...I need to slay a little more.
I look so bad.
Guys, I look so bad.
Oh my god, I'm a bad.
Bro, I look so bad.
What?
I'm so fine.
Guys, what?
It's giving slay.
That... oh, this looks so good.
Oh my God!
Guys!
I'm slaying!
Oh!
Slay!
SLAAAAAAAAAYYYY
Matching shoes, please
No, I need heels, I need heels
Guys, I look so good
Guys, what the freak
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this is perfect. Oh my god, this is perfect sweet. Okay. Okay. I'm going I'm going
Bianca Tatiana, let's go. Bianca Tatiana, let's go. Bianca Tatiana, let's go. Where did her arms go? Where did her arms go? Where did her...
She died. She died. Bro, she died. Where's the clothing store? Beyond God! Wait up, wait up.
Daddy? Guys, where's the... where's the... guys, where's the clothing store? Guys, where's the... guys, what's it called in my list?
Guys, what's the clothing store called?
Chat, stop typing mommy.
I know I'm hot, I know I'm bad right now.
Just keep it to yourself.
Guys, I'm looking for a boyfriend today.
I'm looking for a boyfriend today.
Guys, where's he at?
It's not the mall.
It's not the mall.
excuse me guys it's not the shoe store shut up bro where if you didn't know it's not the
mall it's it's like there's a shoe store right in here hi boys pin the pin the pin the cloven
Ping the clothing store.
Ping the clothing store.
High-vives you the truth.
High-vives you the truth.
High-vives you the truth.
Wait, but chat, my waypoint only shows up when I'm in a car.
Alright guys, we gotta run to the clothing store.
Guys, it's time to clock some bitch's tea.
Message to all you bitches.
I'm the baddest in here.
I'm gonna clock tea.
I'm gonna clock tea, bro.
I'm gonna clock tea.
Right now, I'm missing my arms and my stomach.
Ow, ow, high-fives, ow.
Right now, I'm what's it called?
Hi guys, what?
Chat, look, look, look, look, look, it's time to slay.
Guys, we turn right here. We turn right here.
We turn right here and then we go to the clothing store.
We just need to fix our arms because GTA RP, I don't know what it is bro, but like, it's maybe because the game is 13 years old.
But everything just glitches.
You can tell he's trolling because he only knows the buzzwords.
No, like when I actually meet somebody I'm gonna lock in.
Like, I'm finding my man today.
I'm finding my man.
You are chopped? I'm not ch- I'm bad.
I'm not chopped, I'm bad. You just have to wait.
You look like a lot lizard. Uh, Ma, it's bad, that guy.
I'm bad! What do you mean I'm bad?
Well that looked like a lot lizard. I'm bad!
Clothings, clothings. Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Hello? Oh no, wait, wait, I can't...
Dude, I want to trick somebody into thinking that I'm a lady and that I've just Amanda the whole time.
oh my god literally literally perfect literally perfect oh my god oh my god
literally perfect
hello hello wait this guy's from story mode I think I swear this guy was in
story mode wasn't this guy in story mode
Chad where would everybody be at I need to meet people where would everybody be
at bro what's the spot where most people are at
Probably the hospital?
Probably the hospital, yeah.
You're right, bro.
Probably the hospital.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
So let's go to the hospital.
Guys, let's go to the hospital.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Bro, I wanna find a man.
I wanna find my man today.
Yup.
That car just glitched.
Guys, I'm not setting up a voice changer.
Oh yeah, John, let me just set that up.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Whoa!
I saw- I saw- somebody just went in here.
Hello?
Hello?
Somebody just went right in there.
Lazy streamer.
I'd spend five hours setting up a voice changer.
It would finally work, and then it would sound like shit.
I'd sound like a robot. Stop!
Five hours, question mark?
Yes!
Five hours!
Yes!
Literally, yes!
Guys, you haven't even heard my voice yet.
It's good, probably.
It's good as hell.
You haven't even heard it.
You haven't even...
Wait till I need somebody.
You haven't even heard it.
hurt it.
Bro, I just want to get to the hospital so I can find my man.
I just want to get to the hospital so I can find my man.
Like that's all I'm trying to do.
I just need a man who's gonna take good care of me and love me.
Press F8.
F8 then what?
A lower tonight?
Oh, modern buddy in the chat.
Modern buddy.
That's a leak?
Oh my god hospital, here we go, lock in, lock in.
Can I steal somebody's car?
I could be, oh, no way, it's him.
You mind not stealing my car?
Hey, how's it going?
You looking for a passenger princess?
Hello?
You looking for a passenger princess?
I don't hear you, man.
I feel like you're trying to tell me something,
I'm getting this nothing can you hear me right now?
Can you hear me right now? Are you deaf? Are you new? Hello? I think this guy has
sign language
God this shit's so annoying. I think this guy has to see every guy understand that can you sign line? Can you hear me right now?
It says I'm talking and I thought I was going to tell you
You understand any of that
What like this one's about why did it hello, can you hear me now?
There we go. How we doing, beautiful?
I'm doing good. You looking for a ride?
What do you mean I'm looking? Oh, you getting in my car?
Is that okay? I mean, I can sit on your lap instead.
What are you? You like a prostitute or something?
No, I'm just new to the city.
Yeah, I want to be showed around can I get your number like commit change info
You sound like your name. Oh, sorry. My name is Bianca Tafiana
Who's this here?
Don't give me your phone number or a-
Yeah, hold on.
Can I see your-
Look, I don't-
Alright, I'm not gonna do that attitude.
So come correct or don't come at all.
Oh, yeah, well, I can't even get my shit correct, man.
No matter if I can come or not, I can't get myself-
My shit's being limp.
Are you hard right now?
I can't get hard, that's the thing.
Oh, you have like what is it called a rectilus function or something?
They call me the slab
My dick is like two inches wide and half an inch long
Have you ever tried like blue chew or anything like that?
What the fuck is that one?
aware
So like I don't know like why should I date you because like every guy wants to date me
So why should I pick you?
I want to bake you.
Oh, OK.
What's going on here?
I'm going to gamble.
So if you want to come and gamble.
Uh, yeah.
Can I just give some of your money?
If I win something.
OK.
If 2K chips down, I'm one of the coin flips.
If I win 4K, I'm going to give you 2K.
OK.
Thank you.
I need a sugar pava.
But you're backing up the wrong tree, honey, don't look you're looking don't look look at what don't look
I know you were looking at what?
So okay, um, maybe just give me all your money
Okay, um, are you gonna play black?
I just I don't want to see you lose. I don't want to see you lose
Don't worry. I'm on it. Why'd you take him into the big-ass suit? I only I only win
Okay, got it. I'm not some bum. So you're doing blackjack. I
Know I'm doing a coin flip
Stop looking. I know you're looking. We're looking at what stop looking at my absolute dumper
I am flattered in the pancake.
What did you just fucking say?
Hey, what the fuck?
What did you just say to me?
What the fuck?
You just hit me.
Yeah, apologize, that was disrespectful.
You should have flattered in the pancake.
Well, once you're gonna win some, you're gonna send your...
Yes!
Oh!
Now...
You send you to Brazil and get a BBL, man, once we win some...
I don't need a freaking BBL!
Be respectful!
Actual! Gosh!
Why bad shit, mama?
See, now we're talking.
This guy thinks I'm a girl!
This guy thinks I'm a girl!
This guy thinks I'm a girl!
You got money on you?
How much money do you have? Do I have any money?
That's very rude to ask.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, I won't ask you again.
I took a $2,000 here.
I'm going to give you some.
How much money are you going to give me?
I'll give you $100 again.
Give me more!
Sorry.
I'm appreciative.
Now are you gonna play Blackjack like should I watch you or what should we do?
There you go.
I can't go dammit on something.
768.
Oh my god thank you.
I wanna watch you play.
You wanna watch me play?
I mean I can play the same table.
I've been able to play with myself in like forever.
You play with yourself?
I used to.
Why'd you... quit?
I know ya, cause I need to lie to four people to shut my shit up once, man.
Are you playing with yourself, howl?
It's like giving a hug to somebody twice the size of me.
Imagine like that, and then you gotta jump on a trampoline a couple times.
Where are the blackjack tables? They would just pass them.
We ain't playing black yet.
What is this?
What is this game?
Coin flip.
50-50 champs.
I'll put it on green or blue.
Oh, you put it on green and I'll put it on blue.
Look at the table with your third eye, you know.
Look at the table with your third eye.
Should be a play as well.
Okay, I just put all my money there on block on green I put all my money on green
Okay, I don't all right. Let's see
I use lost everything
Okay, I need more
$700 on that yeah, I need more
Okay, hold on let me show you how much are you gonna put on how much are you gonna put
I'm putting on a 500 and green kiss it for me baby kiss it give a good look you want
me to kiss it yeah give a good look see that's why you should have kissed it man I lost 500
dollars are you ready to kiss it this time kiss what kiss the chip oh I thought you were
We're talking about your hog.
Oh no man.
Alright, I'll kiss the chip. You ready?
I'll kiss the chip.
There you go. Alright.
Come on. Come on. Green.
You know, I'm getting out of here.
I need someone with more funds.
I lost everything. Right.
How do you leave?
Again, I'll see you later, Batman.
I'll see you later, Batman.
Yeah, I'll see you later.
I think I have your number saved or whatever.
You never shared me your number.
You owe me $700.
I'll run it.
Chopper, I swear this isn't the main casino.
I swear this isn't the main casino.
This is not the main one I swear this isn't it I swear this isn't it
Dude I want to meet up with some other ladies and get myself some friends
Like I want to meet up with some other ladies and get myself some friends
He's this the main like I swear the main casino looked way different and I had way more people
I swear it did.
This might be the most confusing building design I've ever seen in my life.
Didn't I just run down there?
Alright.
Who's that? Is that him?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, can you hear me?
Hello, can you hear me? I'm down here.
Where you at? Are you at the club?
Hello? Can you hear me?
Some chases I do go kind of, you know, but it's gotta be a good fucking chase.
The up top?
Are they up top? Where the fuck are they?
They're those confusing building of all time.
What?
Alt doesn't work on...
What? Wait, what?
What?
What? I'm so confused. You can't alt on an element.
Is that him or a different guy?
Hey, I'm back. Do you have any more money?
Oh, you said you were leaving?
No, I was just going to get water.
Well, I just got paid 200 or $2, so I gotta go collect it.
Oh. Okay.
Do you know where everybody's at? I feel like there should be more people in the casino here.
Uh, shit, I can bring it to where everyone's at if that's what you want.
Yeah, sure, that's fine.
I gotta clip my $200.
Where the fuck is my car gone?
I'm gonna steal my car.
Wait, could I steal the park rangers car?
Oh, shit.
Check if I steal these.
Wait, did somebody steal your car?
Somebody stole my car!
Someone stole my car, man!
What the fuck?
Somebody stole your car?
What are you gonna do now?
What the hell?
They stole my...
My baby!
Oh my god!
What a sweet baby!
What are you gonna do now?
I have no car.
Oh.
Fuck.
I'm gonna have to get it, man.
I actually don't know what I want to do now.
I'm gonna throw it.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I want to go to where all the people are at, but I don't even freaking know.
I don't even freaking know where they are.
Oh, uh, there we go.
Whoa, whoa.
Are you a hacker?
what how'd you do that it just came out of thin air I got it from the garage
Bahra! wait okay I'm gonna I'm not gonna lie you're kind of
okay oh why I'm not gonna lie you're kind of
raising me right now that was that was Riz I'm not gonna lie that was Riz
Hey, are you from Japan?
Cause I'm trying to get in Japanese.
No, I'm not from Japan.
But I do have panties.
Oh my God!
Wait, is that a Porsche over there?
Yeah, it's a Porsche.
You should get one of those cars.
That piece of shit. This is my bed. You see the dollar signs on the wheels? That doesn't even know I'm pinned down.
Oh my god. Could I give it a spin? Could I give your car a spin?
You want me to give my car a spin?
Yes, could I give it a spin?
You want me to give it a spin?
After I give your car a spin, maybe I could give you a spin.
You sure you don't want us to man?
Yeah, sure. I'll give you the keys.
Take the document first.
I'll see your lucky number.
Um, do you have the keys for this thing?
Well, I need your lucky number
My lucky number
There you go. I'm on I got a good
Tell by lucky
My turn is put beyond
How do I turn it on?
You put the keys into ignition and turn it
I put the keys in the ignition.
I don't know.
I've never done this.
So put the key in your hands, put it into ignition, press down on the clutch, and then
twist it.
And then it should start, and then slowly.
Which muscle should I use?
I'll change my muscle for that.
Oh, there you go
See first like a cool wheel. I this game is so edgy
Don't break it now
No, no, I won't I won't break your car
But it's not so where's everybody at maybe 700
Maybe I'm paying a spot on on on the GPS
Oh gosh, you there you go
You already got a spot in the GPS thing
I kind of did it.
Did you crash his car?
I don't know if your GPS is correct.
Did you crash his car?
I'm the horn.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry.
Holy shit.
Ow.
Ow.
That's my fucking car, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my.
How is it like deep forward?
I don't know why.
You're hard.
It's okay. Is everybody over here?
No, this is here. Keep going up. Keep going straight.
Keep going straight? Okay, got it. No problem.
No. Yep, yep.
I'm out of here. All right.
I found a GPS, there you go, that's where you want to go, I'm sure everyone's at.
Okay, thanks, it's on my way.
It's a cultural event going on at the college.
Wait, there's an event going on? What's the event?
It's a cultural event.
Celebrate the cultures of the world.
Ow!
You okay?
You better have money to pay for this car.
Uh, no, I don't have any money.
Oh.
I told you I just flew into the city.
How do you pay for the... like...
...pain ticket, then?
Uh, my friend got it.
Oh, okay. It's like a...
...giveaway or something.
Got a charity.
So I'm back in...
Whoa, I'm losing control here!
You better not. I swear to God.
We're gonna find out the fucking windows on your eyes.
No, no, no, no, don't worry, don't worry.
I'm just, this car is like...
I don't know, this car doesn't really have that good of torque.
It's not that good of torque.
Not good of torque?
Oh my god, you're gonna kill us. You're gonna kill us.
Do you have a driver's license?
Yes, of course. I'm just trying to get us from point A to point B right now.
Ow!
Oh my god.
Okay, no, he just flipped me off.
He just flipped me off. Kill him, babe. Kill him.
You lost so much.
Where's he going?
Where's he going?
Where's he going?
God, but he knows where I'm going to be at, Chad.
Oh, shit.
I'm not going to be getting his car's action out turning.
Chat, but he knows where I'm gonna be at.
He knows where I'm gonna-
Ow! What through your goalings?!
He knows where I'm gonna be at, chat. That's the problem.
Shhh!
Chat just stole his car.
Chat, I lost all of his money and then stole his car.
I crashed his car, then stole his car.
There's actually a place called Morningwood.
Well, he pinged this?
He pinged this?
How the fuck do I get back there?
He pinged this?
Okay, he pinged nothing. He pinged that.
He pinged his house.
Yeah, where should I go? No one's on this server bro. Where should I go?
He pinged his house. He was gonna try to bang me. What a freak. What a freak
Where the hell should I go, oh man?
Where should I go?
Go back to him?
Yeah, yeah, like I know where the fuck he is.
You guys just spam shoestore bro like shut up
Where's everybody
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh.
Pull up a little bit further.
Got it right there.
Yes, no problem officer.
Yes, no problem, officer.
Yes, officer.
Thank you.
Yes, sir, no problem.
I'm going to get out of this.
I'm going to get out of this.
You can share in the car.
Oh, oh, sorry about that.
Didn't mean.
What's the problem, officer?
Turn it down a bit.
Damn!
Go run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Oh no, my car's not fancin' up!
My car's not fancin' up!
No!
My car's not fancin' up!
No!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
officer sorry I smoked way too much pot sorry I thought I thought you were a
ghost sorry officer
officers everything okay do you want me to step out and step out of the vehicle
Yes, sir. No problem. You mean you're driving under the influence?
Step out of the vehicle. No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not driving under the influence.
Stay there. Stay faced away from me. This time you're going to be detained in cuffs.
Don't put your hands on me. Don't put your freaking hands on me.
What did I do? You're doing it illegal, okay?
You didn't even read my face! What the fuck? What did I do? I'm doing this!
You're not being questioned. I didn't do anything, officer.
Hold on just a second, Chad I'm height-mogging him. Chad I'm height-mogging him, bro.
Chad, what should I do? Is there a email I could do?
I thought.
Alright, you want to tell me what's going on here today besides you smoking pot and driving?
driving sir I don't even know why I was pulled over I didn't do anything why was
I pulled over you know why you're pulled over this car was reported stolen by
whom who reported that owner of the vehicle and what's your name
Bianca Tatiana.
Okay, Miss Tatiana.
You have your state ID?
Yes, in one moment.
20045.
Sir, I'm going to be honest.
If this is your way of hitting on me, I have a boyfriend.
You must be a very lucky guy.
Are you hitting on me? Oh my god, you pig!
I can't hit him.
Can I cut hat, Keanu? 20045.
Yeah.
Well, all right. At this time, let me see here.
I'm going to be administering a sobriety test.
A sobriety test?
What?
I put you over you said you were very high you thought I was a ghost no I said I smoked pop this morning
I'm not high right now
back fine
Let me see here. All right, go ahead and
I'm gonna follow the pen for me. All right, don't move your head. Oh my god to the left. Oh my god
Officer I'm so nervous gentlemen gentlemen
She has a boyfriend guys
I'm very comfortable
John Perunkey
John Perunkey assaults you!
Assaulted me!
John Perunkey assaults me!
John Perunkey assaults me!
He is me!
He is me!
You fucking arassiner!
What the fuck are you doing?
He stole his car!
She's driving high on top!
She's dropping high on top!
Fucking watching the storm!
He's fucking lying!
You better let us go!
Guys, we're already talking at one time, okay?
We don't want anything.
You're dead for something!
You fucking bastard!
Guys, can you hit me? This officer hit me!
Jump him! Jump him!
Can you help me?
I'm just conducting an investigation.
I think we take him for the slamming.
She's under the influence of legend, Lee.
That's her word, not mine.
Look at her!
She's just being spamming.
Guys, she grabbed my right cheek!
He grabbed my right cheek!
Oh my god!
Is that what's happening?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Let me grab something.
I'll give you something to grab.
Let me go. I didn't do anything.
Let it go. Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
I forgot the law, man.
What does she do?
She stole this car.
That's her car right here.
This is my fricking ex-boyfriend's car, but he gave it to me as a birthday gift and now he wants it back because I broke up with him
What's his name?
You know his name. What's his name? We all know his name
What's his name?
Frank, Frank, his name's Frank, sorry
Everybody, huh?
Which ex boyfriend yes Frank is my ex-boyfriend and Ernie Dale Vetsperl to Dale Vetsperl those are my exes
Careful
Oh, my God, everybody calm down.
Everybody calm down, miss.
Calm down?
So do we.
Oh, man.
This is awesome.
There you go.
Good, bitch.
Now, listen.
Oh, shit.
There you are.
That's right.
All right.
This is your vehicle, right?
This is your vehicle, right?
This is a misunderstanding.
This is a voice from your car.
No, like a pimp situation.
What's going on?
She is fucking robbing me of my money and my car.
I'm trying to be, I can see why I didn't get her.
You gave me your car and your money.
God, stand up for yourself for once, Fred.
Fred, be amazed.
That's not even Fred.
It was Ernie, right?
Stay on Facebook.
Stand up for yourself.
Stand up, man.
Dale, it's Dale.
Stand up for yourself.
Dale, gosh.
Dale, every time we would bang, you would always want to be in the cup chair.
Tell him.
We never, oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
We never did.
We never did.
We never did.
We always wanted to be in the floor.
I deny sexual relations with that woman.
I deny sexual relations with that woman.
I deny sexual relations with that woman.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I've been making a lot of accusation
You're gonna have sexual relationships with that woman and how fucking fat you are
You sure you weren't watching?
I ain't sure to you, alright, but it's Santa coming to get you first
Hey, call me fucking short again
I dare you
Call me short again
Thanks boys, guys
You wanna do it?
No, boss
I'm scared, I'm scared, guys
Hold up
Keep this civil, please
You wanna do it?
No, no, no
He's gonna show it to us
Oh my god
Get him, man
Fuck it
Oh my god
How you back up?
Is he stabbing you in the throat?
Okay, alright.
But I think you might be pretty good now.
You might be pretty good.
Oh, shit.
That's not fair.
Get the fuck in there!
Get the fuck in there!
Get the fucking hands up right there!
Get the fuck in there!
Get the fucking hands up right there!
Get the fucking call!
Get in there!
Get in there!
Get in there!
Oh my god.
I'm still in pursuit.
Ryan, you're free to go if it's time.
Officer, thank you, officer.
Thank you.
I know you made the right decision.
Give me one second.
I got up here next to this guy, okay?
Officer, just hold.
Just hold.
If you want to go on a date and get some pasta later, just let me know.
Or some coffee.
Sir.
Sir, are you okay?
Can I have a plot armor?
Here.
We're touching down on the word upon EMS, okay? Hang in there.
Let me get you away from this wall.
Come here.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god, Jesus is back here. Jesus.
Damn. Honestly, I thought it was very brave that you stood up for yourself out there, even though you were bleeding out.
Oh, look, I got a cold beer. I got... I got a cold beer. I got a cold beer.
Do you need a mask?
Dude, how am I gonna get away? If I get away with this car, I'm actually gonna fucking die.
I got a stab victim here uh I work in Laguna place yet near the pawn shop
yep just used a bit
I'm looking for you to come on in.
Yeah I thought it was very brave that you sit up for yourself but I'm still gonna be banging
Frank tonight.
You stole my camera.
You stole my camera.
You stole my camera.
Put this bitch in jail man.
Sure you want to press charges?
I guess.
He's in co-chair.
Assaulted me.
He doesn't know what to do with him.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, so what happened to it?
He was stabbed. He was stabbed by a group of ruffians.
Oh my god, but did you get stabbed too?
Oh man.
Can you back? Okay, I'll just turn you around.
Come up here for a second while he's helping.
Here!
Give him some air.
Yes.
Opposites want to say you were so brave back there.
You were so brave.
Alright, so this is what's going down, right?
What's going down?
He claimed you stole the car, right?
You told me you smoked weed, you know?
But some of the results would feel sobriety-pressed.
Looking pretty fine, right?
Your eyes not looking too glossy, you were able to follow along.
So I'm not sure what that was.
Well, as far as we're caught, a lapse in judgment, okay?
Yeah, no problem, officer.
But you were hanging out with him at the casino, you said, right?
Yes, he gave me his money and then he said I stole it,
but he gave it to me and then he gave me his car
He said I saw it because he's upset that I'm banging Frank
Okay, so if you guys were together earlier today
Soon as he was okay and back on his feet. I'm gonna pull him over here. I'm in
Say I need to help you turn him around after some okay one second
I'm gonna bring him over here once he's back on his feet okay and if he wants to proceed
with pressing charges. I'm not pressing charges on a stolen vehicle, right?
That's going to be up to you and him. You find, you know, a way to get through this.
Otherwise, you know, it's going to have to go that way, okay?
Officer, I totally understand. I just want to say you've been so brave.
Thank you. Thank you. Just doing my job, man. I'm going to give you a chance, right?
Talk to him. See if you guys can work things out for me a little bit.
If you have casino, you know? And then, you know, this will be on you, you know?
You know you can smooth it over with him, then you'll be good not and I'm sorry I've been my job
Okay, I'm gonna stand up sir, and I thought it was so great. I used that up to those gangsters
Gangsters yeah, there's guns. Holy shit. I thought yes, you did a great job sir
Guys are fucking crazy. You might that one guy in the mask knew my name. You see that?
Yeah, those guys are like
Those guys are so fucking weird
I'm not sure.
He's fucking asking me anything.
He's talking all like.
No, no, no, no.
Could you just take these cups off for the time being,
and then if he wants to press charges, you can put him back on?
I like when your hands are on me.
Let me turn his vehicle off.
I'll be there. I'll just give it a lot.
You drove off on me once already.
I'm gonna have to wait, okay?
No problem.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Before he left
he said you're free to go yes he said I'm free to go but he couldn't take the
cups off because he left okay you have to wait for him to come back to take the
cups off oh are you okay oh what the hell how can you say these friggin cups off
it hurts hey well we're here let's see what you go
I don't know, huh?
Hmm.
Oh, what a big thing.
Wait, why are you putting...
Why are you checking your pockets?
Every time I see no chips, that's...
Oh my god, get your hands off me, you creep!
Get your hands off me, you creep!
I can take my two chips, you still don't accept me.
Why are you touching a lady, too?
Because she owes me $700, that's why she owes me.
I don't owe you anything that gave me the chips, you broke bastard.
I don't mind, there's no need for that, no need for the insults, it's just hurt, right?
It's always hurt.
I was told I could leave by the cop.
What is going on? I'm so confused, I'm just a girl.
Unfortunately, I don't think he can leave till he takes off the cuffs of your hands.
Sir, but could you, sir? Mr. EMT, sir? Here.
Oh, I am not authorized to take off cuffs.
Sir, please, just come on.
I've never touched a handcuff before, I don't know how it works.
Excuse me sir, why are you sitting inside the police officer's car?
This guy is an evil man here.
I mean, I understand he just got stabbed in the back, he must be hurting.
And I've given a pump of a little painkiller in him.
You're going to pay for a long time, man.
Why can't we work together on this?
Because you stole my fucking car and then stole my money.
That's what happened.
I didn't steal anything from you, you son- Who is that?
Who's that baddie?
Stop calling me.
Hey girl.
Hey, you look hot.
What's your name?
My name is Bianca Tatiana.
What's your name?
I'm Brittany Sparks.
Most people call me Brett.
Wow.
I thought you were a bad guy.
strikes most people call me Brad I thought this was an actual cop over here
I was gonna inform you that somebody's robbing the fucking on shop again you
were gonna smash oh no no it's funny to watch them because the cops come down
earlier why are you guys in a car please please get the police officer gonna
hit it um is can anyone get me out of these cuffs it's really tight grip on
my wrists. Let me see what I can do.
If the cop had a headache, I'm gonna wait for the cop.
Brittany, can you help? If the cop had a headache, did the cop have a headache?
Yeah. In the fact that case, I can't, I can't help you.
I'm sorry. Fuck with my livelihood.
Wait, you're fucking kidding me. I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm not gonna hurt you.
Fuck no cop. Fuck no cop. Fuck no cop.
No, this guy's not a cop. Biggest investigation in your life, right down the street, brother.
Can somebody get these cops off me, please?
It's the cop at the gate.
It's the cop at the gate.
It's going to cause us all to get out of here.
Guys, I know, but the cop told me I'm good to go.
Yeah, I'd like to knock you out of here.
Who? Who said that?
Me.
You're going to knock me out? No, please. Sir, please.
Let's dig a grave behind the corner.
Uh, he just threatened my life, Mr. EMT?
Mr. EMT, arrest him!
He didn't have a life worry.
Yeah, all I can do is if he takes your life, I can help you.
Wait, sure that you stand back up, so you get knocked back down.
Mr. EMT, I need help.
I'm getting threatened.
Why is that?
crazy
Guys, I'm just looking for new friends in this city but this fat guy is ruining my life
It's the fat guy?
Yes, it's that fat guy right there
So you're like your ex-husband or something?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, my-
Oh my god, your ex-husband ruined your life?
Yeah, that's why I moved here instead
My ex-husband ruined my life
Yeah, and my wife ruined my life
Your wife or your ex-wife?
No, she saved my wife, we have to take the boost.
Sir, you're right, ruined your life, why are you still with her?
Well, to be honest, I just ran and came here.
Mr. EMT, would you like something to do?
Sorry.
Ow!
You're like, that's, uh, abuse, and you should not have hit a lady.
Officer oh, thank you. Oh, here's an officer friend. Oh, thank God finally an officer
He's selling the officer by the robbery. Oh
priorities
I got a seat.
Hello officer.
Hello.
The fat guy right there.
Officer, how's it going?
Pretty good.
An officer was going to take off these cups.
Then he had a headache.
So could you take off these cups?
You know it wasn't gonna take off the cuffs. I did not hear that sir
Put me in a really awkward spot here I was gonna press charges out for stealing my car
You gave me the car as a birthday present before you found out. I was banging Frank
I don't even know when the fuck your birthday is
You're being in frame two. There's like four of the girls being in Frank. What the fuck girl?
Yes
He's just Frank a flusy for real for real. No, he's just upset because I don't want to date him
I don't want to date you get that through your head. You don't want to date Frank. Maybe Frank is an alpha
Frank could be an alpha. No
Explain why he has a bunch of bitches the guy that shaped like a bowling ball like guys. I don't want to say his name
but come on throw me a bone here I don't know the man of the man in this
direction right here I feel like you're coming at me I'm not saying their name
I feel like she's definitely talking about us Dale Dale and Vesper here this Dale
this we were together for years he gave me his car as a birthday present and
and now he's mad and saying that I stole it.
And he's mad because I'm clocking his tea,
I'm clocking his tea.
He's damn desperate, man, he's tricking.
Is that like a new window?
Just get the window, please just get these cuffs off, please.
It's when something's like inside and it's in the window.
So I'm gonna be honest, I don't take the cuffs off
if I don't know if the officer's actually letting you go
or not, kind of was his scene.
I mean, we've been sitting here for at least
five to 10 minutes with her.
What is the problem here? You were driving the vehicle, he tracked it down, he came down here and now here we are.
Was it Parogi?
He came with the vehicle.
Yes, it was Parogi. Yes, it was Parogi.
Okay, yeah, you're gonna get let go. Parogi's probably not gonna be able to wake up for a while, so I'm gonna have no idea what happened.
Okay, no problem. Thank you.
Okay, motherfuckers.
Nothing happened anyways.
Yeah.
Aye.
Yay, you get to feel the confidence, Sean.
No, we get to watch the poncho shooting.
Yeah, so he went with it.
I'll speak about that. Oh, here he is.
Here he is.
Sir, sir, I'm sorry, I'm still not gonna give you this car.
It was not about a car, I'm sorry.
What?
Is that Progy?
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
Progy, how's it going?
You can't look at me like that.
Sure?
Me too.
Oh, my God, it's the nicest suit on Progy.
I don't know what happened.
while I was there, you know?
But, okay.
So, you guys were together at the casino.
Is this true or false, sir?
Yes, this is true.
It's true, man.
Let me ask him.
I heard your side.
Give him a chance, bro.
Yeah.
So you guys were hanging out at the casino,
doing whatever, right?
Gamblin, hanging out?
She's making me for money.
Yeah.
Because you never frickin' give me money anymore!
Ah!
Are you involved with her at all?
I was in, like, a love relationship.
I'm not even in a relationship.
I don't even know her name.
You know, maybe you guys just go on like these dates.
Oh, you don't know my name?
No.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
You know what I'm saying?
No, you don't know my name.
Speak up.
No, you don't know my name.
Stand on that.
What is it?
Come on, let's calm down.
Let's calm down.
My name is Bianca Tatiana.
He knows that.
We've been banging for years.
We have never touched each other.
Sure.
I'm not going to judge or you or anything, man.
This is a safe space here.
I'm just trying to get a peaceful resolution.
I'm telling you, I forgot her name.
Oh, you forgot my name?
What else?
What was her name?
What was the other woman saying?
I'm gonna be sweet as fish.
It's OK, Bianca.
It's going to be OK.
All right, so.
All right.
You guys are hanging out, blabber bug.
Maybe the first time you guys know each other, whatever.
You guys are gambling.
Are you going to leave out the pipe where he groped me
while you had a headache?
He groped me.
Are you going to talk about that?
Your accusations with the groping
are going to get a lot of pain, OK?
to take that with the grain of salt you tried to use that one on me earlier well
okay come on you were at least thinking about it not growing about it
following through two different things you were thinking about it did you let
you know it was stolen we have your vehicle back I can send you some money
for a repair would you like to handle this amicably maybe ask for an
Apology of some sort or anything along those lines
Sellers
This car cost me 20 bands 20 bands I
Know do you have the EMT's contact because he saw him grab me I
Don't I could I could try and figure it out if I really needed to sure I
I want five bands if you go to jail.
That's all we got here.
Do you have, yeah, okay?
Sir, you don't make the whole thing you want to say, maybe here?
Maybe, you know?
I was...
We were together, me and him.
We've been dating for a long time.
We've been dating for a long time.
He got jealous that I've been having an intimate relationship with Frank.
He gave me this car as a birthday present the same way he gave me the chips in the casino.
Now that he's found out that me and Fred...
Thank you, how much is your skirt, huh?
I know. Thank you. Great observation.
He wants to wear jeans because she's letting those.
Who can't sound this one like fish?
What smells like fish? See how he talks to me? Do you see this?
You?
This is why we would never work out anyways.
I put some jeans on herself and my cover's smell worse than the old one.
You need to say that you're sorry or something, otherwise you know, you can't.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sure you're trying to make a mess here.
I'm sorry about everything. I'm sorry.
And I'll get out of your life if that's what you want.
Yeah, I want 5K. I really want to jail.
No, he's holding to it. I don't have $5,000.
Send her to the slammer.
Yeah, ma'am, I'm gonna have to arrest you if you can't solve this amicably.
He did call the vehicle in and...
You're evil.
Just so- I can't even- I don't even know you.
Who are you?
That's why I got here.
Why are you-
I'm sorry.
I'm the house-
I'm the house-
I'm sorry.
I'm the house-
At least you're back in the house at this time.
Please don't resist.
I don't want to do this.
But I have to.
Ow!
Ow!
All right.
Sure.
You sure about this?
Yeah.
yeah you guys know things might never be the same after after you know oh really
really i think he's done with you ganta very mature very mature i hope you drop the
soul and you've got four black guys in the show oh that's great frank had a bigger wiener than you
never told you till now frank had a bigger package than you did didn't you didn't frank had a bigger
package than you I'm sure Frank can go to the
all those times I faked it I faked it all those times
it's a time for what man we know you know what I'm talking about I faked
every single one of them I faked them all
oh god she's talking about orgasms in case you're confused
oh my
I'm being gentle. Watch your head please. Ow! Ow! Officer! I'm such a fucking handful.
I'm such a handful. I'm such a fucking handful, Chad.
Let me open up a police report here, okay?
I'm such a handful.
Well, just for the time here.
I'm such a fucking handful.
Want to say more?
Woohoo! Woohoo!
I'm an absolute diva.
All right, I'm gonna send you a thing on your phone look for it here in a second. Okay
Give her a look
We wait you see let me off
He's letting me off he's letting me off
okay
listen, listen
sorry sorry sorry yeah
no i don't fuck myself i don't fuck myself
no that didn't mean to
i don't fuck myself
i don't even have dares so i'll just kick rocks
i was running on my relationships
i'll just kick rocks
All right Miss Bianca, so sir who's the lovely woman in your lives?
You don't have to teach, not this time.
You don't have to. This time you have the right to remain silent and anything you say will be can be
and maybe could be possible used against you in a court of wherever. I like when-
You might have the right to in a journey possibly if we think that you deserve one.
I like when you boss me around. And um your rights you understand?
Yes, I understand. I just wanted to say you look very handsome.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Sir, now is there any other way?
Ow!
What are you doing with her?
What the fuck is wrong with her?
What the fuck is wrong with her?
Noooo!
Guys, I need to know the truth!
What are you doing?
You guys don't even understand the situation!
A half hour ago we dealt with you!
I swear there was a high level of fire!
Your brother fuckin' buddy stabbed that big dude!
I was there for fuckin' like 20 minutes
having to deal with all that shit!
Why are you just... Where you taking her?
You in the jail!
No, he said he's taking me to his house, tell them!
That's not true!
I was doing Christ's Sinner Badger.
need our help. Wait, what?
Hey, what?
No, you're close. I'm giving a fuck. No, no, I'm doing this.
Dude, we drove past us last time, you guys fucking all.
Okay, seriously, what are we doing here, man?
You know how this looks? An officer is driving around with a woman in the back of the car
and 30 minutes ago, the woman said that you grabbed her cheeks or whatever.
What are you doing?
That was a fucking lie. You know it.
What are we doing? This doesn't look like prison to me.
How about the car?
Wait, where are we? This isn't the police station.
It's been like fucking 50 minutes, man.
Alright, man, wait right there for a second.
Then I'm gonna go over here.
It's on car! She's running!
Am I gonna get...
Frank
She stole his car he wanted to press charges bloody blast. That's when I found them. That's why he showed up
So they were all going out to solve it peacefully. Let me get her sign as well
But the whole thing is here is that he
wants me to scare the strain, all right, but he also still loves her, okay
wait he loved me so many twists and turns he loved me so many twists and
times what's your side of the story here my ex-boyfriend my ex-boyfriend stole
okay sorry my ex-boyfriend gave me money I lost the money my ex-boyfriend
gave me a car for my birthday now that he found out that I was getting intimate
and banging Frank he is acting like I stole his car called the cops and that's
what happened you bang this copy his name is Frank no no I didn't bang him I
banged somebody else named Frank yeah that's pd nice who's better Frank or
a Fred I don't know Fred's which one here's something
probably Frank oh oh shit
No, I'm not a Frank.
You ever been a Franks Franks?
No, I haven't.
Okay.
Maybe he took his Frank.
Never mind, never mind.
Two Franks for one.
You know, the cheating's not okay.
You know that, right?
Yeah, I know.
But cheating's not okay.
You can't take Franks Frank up your Frank, you know that?
It's a very long story.
like you know I bet it was quite long huh
what the fuck are you talking about
is Frank the fat one or the small one?
Frank is the small one
awwww
Frank the other guy who's the big guy from the traffic staff
Dale, Dale Vesperian
I still love Dale like I don't know I still love him
We love Dale, but you won Frank's Wood.
Pretty much.
Pretty much, yeah.
Where the fuck did Dale come in the equation?
Who the fuck is Dale?
Dale's the fat guy.
Dale's the fat guy.
I thought that was the fat guy.
He's the main piece, and then Frank's the side piece.
And then, Officer, if you want, you could be the...
potentially side-side piece.
No, you're trying to take it from the whole team.
That's fair.
You're obviously, you should go on a date with her.
Just cuz she want to take Frank's Frank a little bit man
Come on, man. Maybe maybe they're like you know how to freeze them and report it
Well, no there was the one that likes to watch I thought yes, yeah, yes, he does
But then why don't you just do Frank while they was watching?
I don't that's what I was telling Dale, but he got all offended. That's how this whole story started
All right, well, why don't you have Frank fuck Dale and then you watch that sounds fine, too
And then the officer can help.
I got work to probably call or something at least.
So do us right for the people.
Officer, please just let me go. There's gotta be more important stuff than this.
Ain't that like people dying?
Yes.
I heard someone just robbed the pawn shop a few minutes ago.
They were sufficient.
Oh.
Not few of so ever you want to do is let her go. She's just cuz she likes Frank
Frank man let her go. Thank you. Thank you. We'll let you go. Okay. Thank you.
Thank you. Just know that I talked to Dale and he said he still loves you and
he does want you to call him okay. Okay. Give him a kiss on the cheek this poor
officer. Sounds good. What are you talking about dude? We're trying to get her back with Dale and Frank dude.
What are you doing here? I want you to be involved as well. Yeah I told you I'm not
get my heart broken again okay whoa whoa what's this recording what are we
doing face-timing gal you said you still love me no way
As Bianca that is day one, bro. That is day one, bro
That is day one as Bianca
Cinema absolutely cinema
Not yet. What should we do? What do we do?
you
you
you
Thank you.
You
You
Didn't chat
hacker get hacked boy what happens chat listen up guys what should we do with
Ron later should we do the talent show should we do the talent show bro I'm
not doing VR chat not now not ever
I said it's not looking good wait have eyes call me chat what would you guys rather do
a talent show with Ron or play a game with Ron hi guys jenny Collin hi guys jenny Collin
Yeah.
Hey, I buy South the town show going bro.
Yeah.
Let me just kind of bring you to our talent.
Our spectacular talent.
We have them all labeled so I think it's good.
It'll be really good if we put some prep time into this but there's
time so we have um we have singing uh another singer that's acapella we have a guy that can say
a to z um what do you rewind that what do you mean by a to z like yeah yeah like he can go
he doesn't go a b c d e f e he goes a to z
like in like multiple languages or does he just go ABCDEFG?
He just kind of says it backwards.
We have a guy that can play Minecraft songs on the piano and we have a guy that has a condition that gives him frog feet.
That last one sounds cool.
Cool.
My last. That's fucked up.
Because it was a condition he was born with.
Yeah, but that's cool, bro.
High-vives, listen.
This sounds rough, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
This sounds rough.
This sounds rough.
It is rough.
It is 8.
It is Russia.
This sounds rough.
Yes, bro.
This sounds rough.
It's all good.
Um, let me see.
maybe you guys can be like, like one question go tonight. Like what if you guys are just
sitting in there and we just pulled in one guy and they just kind of ask you like life
advice or something.
Yeah, the problem with one question go is I've seen Los do it. It's just going to turn
Who do you think you are?
You don't want to get insulted by your chatters in a voice chat?
I feel like that's fine.
Tam, bro, so we really just like,
we really just like, okay, maybe we put a pin in the talent show and maybe plan it out more.
Hey, what about Ron's community? Maybe they got some talent.
Yeah, maybe Ron. Yes, no, actually, yeah.
Should I bet you Ron's community has talent?
Let me see if Outlaw can maybe,
because we have some people that we could,
we could shift over, you know, but um...
Yeah, maybe try to coordinate with...
Why are we banding together?
Yes.
Oh, my God!
Guys, if you get Calypso, just do no band.
no ban yeah I'm playing rainbow six
Calypso casino hi guys come on bro fuck
check if you have talent join the
Discord please
No, no
I like something over we can always play a game bro. It's no big deal
I did
Chad what the fuck
Lock in lock in
Yo, yo team team house buddies they go into that
Is this thing off is this thing is this thing on
Is this thing on
We guys run a pole should me and run play a game or do the challenge up hold it X to make some art pole
Game or talent show? Game or talent show? Looks like Chat's saying game. Neither have
sex. I'm not having sex with Ron. Vote, vote, vote, vote! Chat, should me and Ron do a talent
show her a game night. You already did. I never banged around. Well, there was not one time.
Kidding. Come on, shout, lock it in! I hope you both perish. Alright.
We're not droning today we're not droning today 2026 we're done droning
Where's my hat?
Oh, slap machine!
I don't know where I'm going.
Wait, Thurman has my charm, what?
Thurman, how'd you get that charm, my boy?
Chat saying game, alright, chock the towel, chow.
Chat saying game.
No they knew that!
Wait, Maverick has my charm too!
What the fuck are the odds of that?
What are the odds of that?
Good name.
Good name, Thermite! Good name!
Good name, Thermite!
I
Know
You have located
FD they revive gifts it's up
She go
So chat's saying game, chat what game should we play, chat what game should me wrong play?
Can I do nothing about it baby?
I can't keep a straight face.
Shift that midnight.
Yo, I'm not playing fucking VR chat with Ron, shut up.
Chat, I'm not doing that shit no more bro.
bro chat like if I played VR chat I'm not doing like no goon or shit cannot do
no goon or bullshit if I played VR chat that ass bro that ass if we play VR I'm
I'm not doing that.
I can't keep a straight face.
No, dear, I'm not kidding.
Try locking it.
Canada, I think your passenger is not out yet.
I don't think it's out yet.
You're drunk, you're looking at a bomb.
I don't think your passenger is out yet.
So we said it may be a way out. Yeah, but I think we're gonna do that like another night.
I don't think we're gonna do that tonight. It's probably too late to start that. Then
we're gonna do that another night. We will do a layout though. We will. We will.
I can't keep a straight face
I don't know where I'm going on this fuck-ass map on this fuck-ass map. I don't know where I'm going, bro
I can't keep a straight face no dear I'm not kidding
Are you liking the quintuple tablets?
I have not.
I have not started it yet.
I don't want to get on CGBlake's lip-soaked casino.
Ubisoft, please just give us the option to ban the map.
If the map's good, we won't ban it.
Fuck!
Just give me the object!
On Crip, give me the chance!
What's playing on the shield? What's playing on the shield?
This map's not good, it's fucking gigantic!
Well my stuff's stairs, on my yellow thing, on my yellow thing.
Last guy's upstairs, he's not on site, not on site.
You guys keep playing, play, play, play.
Activate it.
Play.
It's a bad plan, right?
In the baseball, because you're right in front of servers.
Good.
Nice.
Nice.
This is what I think it was.
Jinx, you should play this game called How to Get a Girlfriend.
You're a jacket!
You're a jacket!
Chad, is FNCS going today?
Oh, wait, I don't know who's going today, but it's going right now.
I can't keep a straight face.
Wait, Aussie said it's the worst heat for NAC, though.
Just heads up.
Tomorrow is the God day for content.
Which I what is tomorrow? What is tomorrow? What is tomorrow and for life? I?
Can't keep us crazy so what's tomorrow?
All that's Peter bottom clicks cinema yeah, I'll watch tomorrow for sure. I'll watch tomorrow for sure
Yeah, Peterbot Vino clicks. Yeah, I'll watch some more. I'll watch some more. Not today.
I'm playing a game with Ron in a little bit.
Yo, I was wondering what Pete was gonna play.
Chatham 0-2-Loo! Alright, time to lock in. I gotta tighten up.
I gotta lock in.
Can we you guys can't see?
Played Phasmophobia with Ron. Yo, man, I have a hot take bro
Phasmophobia is without a doubt the most confusing entry-level horror game I've ever played in my life
Without a doubt, but I'm not even kidding bro. When I played Phasmophobia, I didn't even know what was happening for the first hour
You must locate and defuse a problem.
If you're saying Phatophobia is easy, you're literally just being edgy.
It's not, it's so...
If Ron's never played Phatophobia, he's not gonna know what the hell is going on.
I'm not even gonna know what's going on, I played twice.
I played with Ken and Riley and I played with Kasey and Sketch.
I just I'm so bad on this map because I physically lost the bomb going.
located on
I'm going to shit on you throughout!
One out four remaining.
Ace!
Ace!
Ace!
Ace!
Ace!
Ace!
Ace!
Ace!
AAAAAAAAACE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
OH THE FUCKING GOAT!
I don't even know the map!
YB, they come to prime, XT, they come to prime, purple prime, one with the map, then
I'm the fucking GOAT!
Come on, bro!
Fucking ace, man!
Fucking ace, boys!
Let's go!
Let's actually tee up, bro!
Fucking ace!
Let's go, chat!
One piece of lucid, thank you for the quick fast-scription.
Nervy, thank you for the tier one.
It was a great day.
Thank you for watching.
I'll see you in the next video.
Bye!
Gavin thinking about it, I just get so nervy.
Realistic thinking about it,
aren't you thinking about it?
Oh, VV thinking about it.
Oh, bottom thinking about it.
Chetan, I'm locked in, bro.
I'm locked in, bro.
I'm locked in.
What do you mean, pardon?
I said, nervy, shut up.
What do you mean, pardon?
I said, nervy, cock sucker, shut up.
I can't keep a straight face no dear I'm not kidding
I'm for the reason of all protected
God I love you rainbow
Chattanooga's got an ace oh my god I think I have bipolar disorder
Haha dude, I was absolutely miserable five minutes ago. Let's go. I just got a fucking ace chat. Let's fucking go
You see your ace was lucky lucky five head chops
BAAAARRAAAA
BAAAARRAAAA
ZAAAARRAAAA
NOPE!
Just good crosshair placement and good awareness
Why does he got an ace chat? Holy shit
If somebody comes to this they're literally gonna get the fucking head blown off
Two full one by one point. Oh, they seeles me a hundred subs I forgot about that
Never doubted my goat
of
the
death
of
So because he missed his grenade, he still killed you, still killed you Blackbeard, pussy
ass bitch, still killed you, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Still killed you boy!
Still got you!
The real J.A.S.A. over the time is Samirian, they over the time.
Who do you mean pardon, what did I say?
Pardon, what did I say?
What did I say?
What do you mean pardon?
What did I say?
I'm at negative five, gifts it.
What did I say?
You ripped it again, what did I say?
No, I did not say that word!
I did not say that word!
No I didn't, bro.
No I didn't.
Please shut up, you're annoying.
Show me a clip!
Show me a clip!
Show me a clip!
Show me a clip!
Show me a clip!
show me the clip show me the clip show me a clip
show me the clip
up for last operator standing
five seconds remaining
Vamapu, Vamapu Nakarayu!
Well played.
What did I say? What?
Yo Norfolk, think about it, I am that guy, think about the crime.
You're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy.
Chatterz, do you remember that video? God, it was such a big video.
Maddie BS with the five gifted subs.
She all the way mad in the chat.
Guy six and three lead.
See bro, even when I start out again, absolutely terrible.
I always come back.
But we're about to win this and our teammate left to go get a pop-tark.
Ripped it.
Here's the clip of me ripping it.
Let's see.
Oh, it's slow motion. That's a good start. Of course, it's going to be slow motion.
So what did I say?
To be pardoned, what did I say? Yeah, here's the problem with slow motion, bro. You're
sending me a clip in 0.25x, like pardon, what did I say? What did I say? What? So the clip
The clip is me saying what did I say?
Yo bro,
ANYBODY HOME!
The clip is me saying what did I say?
Is this gonna happen every time I stream?
Is this gonna happen every time I stream?
So whatever's on my stream you guys are just gonna try to gaslight me into thinking I said
something I didn't say.
That's disgusting!
See everything over the prime.
That's what is disgusting behavior.
Down in 10 seconds.
You can see you're balding by the way.
Literally not balding.
down
You see your ball thing by the way, literally not
John what's this John what's this
SHIZER!
SLAPPING MAGS!
SLAPPING MAGS!
I don't know if they like, announce they're reloading. It's like,
AH!
Alright, I'm located by A4.
Hey, guy, guy!
Get in my...
I'm gonna kill the whole team.
I
Yeah, don't could be positioning doesn't matter awareness doesn't matter because you can let it just go
NOOOOO!
Nothing matters!
Positioning doesn't matter! Awareness doesn't matter!
Because you can literally just go...
DUUUH!
Like I'm so sick of this bullshit!
Bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, trust me?
Bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami, bandukami!
Baaahhhhhh!
Positioning means nothing!
Skill means nothing!
Droning means nothing!
Awareness means nothing!
Hearing means nothing!
Because you can literally go!
Fuuuuhhhhhhhh!
Fuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!
That's all you have to do!
He's just spamming his doggie-gall!
It's like so stupid.
It's so fucking dumb.
What a bad fucking operator design.
Guys, let's make an already broken operator more broken.
Yeah.
We're not going to update the game with any new content.
So we're just going to remaster already mastered operators and just make them broken.
Let's go.
Sierra Leone read with the five gifted.
Wait, is that real?
Sierra on me with the five gifted it is that real is that fucking real
What the hell Sierra on me what is good
Sierra on me baby
Terry on me what is good
Yeah
See area just want to say but I appreciate all the respect you've been putting on some Etsy's lame over the past years man
You're a child, bro
You're already I love you, bro
To Tim they give her the five gift it is a self-scribbling
Love you
95 damage! Open up fucking shotgun! 95 damage!
What?
What?
My shotgun did 95 damage, that's gotta be a prank.
Butch, they were divide gifted, and W Butch and the Chatterbite.
Bawrry.
So we're not droning.
Good work, Blackbeard.
So we're not droning.
Bawrry.
Yo, if you breathe, if you breathe on, if you breathe on Fuse's balls, you'll die, I promise, breathe on him, he's dead.
Oh, or if you just completely risk within a-
Thank god.
Thank god, 2v1, Vommel, Vommel, Vommel.
2v1, let's do this, guys.
Salty, think of it as a crime? Link, think of it as a gift, dude.
Salty, think of it as a crime? Link, think of it as a gift, dude.
Guys, it was an absolute pleasure playing with you.
Remember, if you think it's a good idea, jerk off first.
I didn't get MVP.
Foss?
Ah, this guy with 7 is living to his death, he probably deserved it.
This guy with 7 is living to his death, he probably deserved it, not gonna lie.
I'm gonna start to think we're the prime sub.
I've been winning so many games of Siege lately, it's actually disgusting.
I've won four of my last five solo queue games.
Which I'm going to have a slight delay because of a competitive psychopath, slight delay.
You
Way because that way they can't have a fucking orbital fucking v-sat on me and it's at least slightly delayed
Russian thank you for the cheerwater Russian appreciate you you know man appreciate you
We're about to hit 11 million.
11 million.
Same fit for the last three days.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
I'm going to be honest.
We're probably going to hit 11 million in the next few days.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
We're probably gonna hit 11 mil and would be dead ass a week a week. I'm not even trolling
Crazy maybe a little slightly more
Yo, if I get clips look, you know what down. I'm gonna put a hole in this task
If I get clips, you know, I gotta put a hole in this task. I'm so serious
I love this map
Power man think I'm gonna try to get to itself
I'm gonna be power to chat
Power thank you bro
Fucking thank you my boy
Love you baby
I can't keep a straight face
Celestia, look at the button. This is Falcon's map. Yeah, that's Balanage.
Bro, there was an NA team that made a really good roaming strat for this, like years ago. I think it was SSG, right?
Yeah, it wasn't an SSG?
The other ones who did like the castle popping the hatch upstairs bar hold.
I'm talking years ago. Years ago.
Years ago.
Ramping return.
Dinksy, get a job.
All right.
Yeah, it was SSG.
It was called the SSG row.
Matty with the five gifted subs.
I don't have the mat in the chat.
Guys, I think I'm about to get plat one if I win this.
I can about to get plat one if I win this.
I'm reloading!
Got a drone! Got a drone!
Shoot these skulls! Stop the drone for us!
Go and join that hole! It's down!
Oh, reinforced!
Sorry, bro. My bad. I didn't know I was playing against Spoy.
Far out.
I didn't know I was playing against Spoy. I mean, Jesus.
Holy shit. Somebody signed that kid.
yo guys this is platinum and ranked 3.0 by the way this is PC platinum and
ranked 3.0 by the way like yo bro say goodbye to champ
I'm proud of you can evolve PC platinum and ranked 3.0 by the way I just got
fucking blasted I just got fucking blasted that was almost that was almost
absolutely terrible that was almost terrible bro play keyboard and mouse
guys I don't like guys I'm doing time I'm just saying guys it's not like oh no I
can't compete I have a 1.5 KT like I run this shit I'm just saying like I'm
event I'm occasionally I can't speak occasionally I'm gonna get shit on
like yeah bro occasionally I'm gonna get shit on look at my stuff my stuff
so less that's the lie kid that's it hi guys 1.5 KD no no no hi guys that's it
1.5 KD half my games I get stream sniped 20% of my games I get team killed yeah
That's pretty damn good. That's pretty good stacks my boy
You would be hired if you played keyboard and mouse by the way
Yeah, if I learned to keyboard and mouse and spent months on it if I were to swap over to keyboard and mouse right now
I'd have a 0.7 KD
Like what do you what do you mean, bro?
What are you talking about bro? What?
Also, I don't need controller because look at what mingo is doing in T2 boom roasted
Mother, they go back to server 1, or I don't need keyboard because look at what Mingo's doing in T2 with controller. Boom. Roast it again.
I can't keep... dude. Chat, streamer games is in seven days. Holy shit.
Streamer games is in seven days!
Hi!
Matt, think it a bad gift to...
Secure the bomb.
Matt, think of the five gifts in it.
W mad into the chat.
Changing mags!
Changing mags!
These are not cliffs.
These are mags.
Can I just remember that clip? Classic. Classic, Charlie Aura. These are not clips. These are mags.
Can I remember the clip? Classic.
This spawnpeek works every time I do it. This spawnpeek works every time I do it.
I'm attracted to males.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh my god!
Come on, dude!
Like, come on!
Wait, where's my fucking facecam?
Wait, did I just...?
Where's my facecam?
Uh, hi guys? Hi guys?
Reloading.
Hi guys, my face cam unblocked and went flying.
Hi guys, my face cam unblocked and went flying.
Hi guys, I don't know where my face cam is and I'm scared!
We're located at bomb, protect it.
One of four remaining, four eliminated. Mission successful.
Oh my God, I found it. Yes! Yes! I found it! I found it! I found it! Yes!
Yes!
Guys, nice.
And bro, my team are absolute chads.
Dude, I just rocked the shit out of that camera.
I just rocked the fuck out of that camera, guys.
On BD.
Alright, I'm back, kittens.
Keep a straight face. No, dear, I'm not kidding. I'm sick of the chase. Shout out all over the tree.
Recipes. I can feel my eyes still spinning.
Prime, think of it, prime. Prime, think of it, prime. W prime to the chat. His name's
There's prime and he prime stuff. That's kind of a double on Tondra.
Time to go to prime.
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
Captain Joe, watch me! Time watch me, little kids!
Make it count. Play it straight.
Don't look back. Don't hesitate.
When you go big time, drone acquired, got some new drones, shoot these skulls, got a giant
atom, got a giant atom, let's get him!
Hey Todd, welcome to Jinxie School of Rainbow Six Siege, today I'm going to teach you how
to spawn feet.
Now you might be like, D.C., why are you spawn picking us?
Because we shot four of their drones, so they're exiting spawn blind right now.
A.K.A., three kill.
This is awkward.
This is ridiculously uncomfortable.
Moving!
Reload!
Reload!
I'm leaving spawn because they have no drone economy like it's little things
like this that make you champ well 25-time champ
I'm gonna ADS while he's staring at me.
I'm gonna ADS while he's staring at me.
I'm gonna ADS while he's staring at me.
I'm gonna ADS while he's staring at me.
Those three enemies scoped in, I'm gonna ADS.
I'm gonna ADS while he's scoping in on me.
Like bro, you are sorry, my boy.
Players, do you think I'm gonna die?
Do you not think I'm gonna turn one?
So he kills me because he's ass.
He kills me because he's ass.
And then the chat's typing 0 and 3, Lee.
AHHHHH!
Yo Jack! He killed me because he's ass!
That's why he killed me!
Now, he's good, so I'd have to get a bag.
Are you streaming tonight?
I'M FIVE HOURS!
Into the stream, dipshits!
Five fucking hours!
I hit champion 25 times you know how messy one eight modern doors I hit champ 25 times
if you type oh and three Lee it's not going to affect me high-fives calling yo high-fives
what up playing Rainbow Six Siege winning dominating smoking enemy player packs bro
What are you?
I'm five hours into my stream. I'm live right now. Five hours in.
NA East EST, Eastern Standard Time.
I'm live right now, Jackass!
I'm live!
5 seconds to insertion.
You must locate and abuse a bomb.
Hey, thatcher, let me take you out for drinks after this.
You got it.
Look, I think drinks are the only way to...
They're my trying to crack faster holy duo
Don't touch my man don't touch my man don't touch my man don't touch my man
Don't touch my man ever bitch. Don't ever touch my man. Don't touch my man. I
Really need to catch her right now. I really need to catch her right now
Clocked that Z. Clocked it. Clocked it!
I see his head you see that chat you see that
Second ace of the day! That's my second ace of the day!
Oh oh oh oh oh! Second ace of the day!
Collab it! Collab it!
But not just a champ! 25-time champ!
25-time champ!
Fuck off my court!
That's my second ace. Two aces in two games. Two aces in two games. Switch to Trevor. Danny,
I haven't been on story mode in five days. Danny, Danny, pull your head out of your
ass and enjoy the content. That's my second ace. Clip it. Clip it. Clip it. I swear if
I get a shit map. I'm gonna come back. I swear if I get a shit map
Second ace of the day!
Oh my god, it's Oregon!
Yes!
Two-rains games played, two aces.
I mean, if your penis isn't extending watching this stream,
Start stroking it ball to tip harder.
Two aces in two games.
No one's doing it like me.
No one.
Besides daddy stomping.
Two aces in two games.
Get the fuck off my court.
Get the fuck off my court.
Get the fuck off my court.
Get off my court.
Two aces in two games.
Just positioning awareness.
It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just clean.
It's just clean.
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
Changing mags! Changing mags!
These are mags. These are not clips, you stupid fuck.
These are mags!
Classic Carviora.
Uh-huh!
Jurnikwai!
Jurnikwai!
Ten seconds.
Two aces in two games. I mean, my god.
Let's make it three, fuck it.
Five seconds encounter.
Off location.
Bro thought I wouldn't see him!
Ha-ha!
Bro's a thinker!
Bro's thinking!
Oh
Daddy take it out. Oh daddy
Take it out
Getting chased down by snake probably time to hide
but if he goes freezer to kill me he can enjoy the kill i guess
op for found a bomb you must defend it
op for found a bomb you must defend it
Oh my god! See, having a lazy team actually helps sometimes.
Fabrissimo!
Damn, I just got flicked on.
Don't shit-ass player!
Only killed me because he's aiming with his wrist.
Only killed me because he's aiming with his wrist.
Butta-ball-right!
Top main.
Top main.
Twitch is...
Twitch is top main, Thurmite's master.
Twitch top main, Thurmite master.
Bar.
Last team top main.
Last team top main.
You got this, B. I recreated it.
Oh!
Oh!
Damn, boy!
Backshots!
Backshots on me!
Backshots on me!
Damn, boy!
Smoke, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't slightly aroused by your gameplay, my boy.
Make it count, play it straight, don't look back, don't ask anything.
Why does nobody communicate?
Guys, you're not ever getting out of the platform if you don't turn on your mic.
Like, turn on your mic!
Turn on your mic!
Turn on your fucking mic, please!
You're not gonna get out of the platform playing like this.
Whoa, you're not.
IG, think of it as a problem.
IG, think of it as a problem.
Anxiety I do the same thing you understand if one guy on my team is anxious you're telling
me all four of my teammates every game are anxious cap.
No one talks.
No one talks.
Show me your wiener.
All right.
He wants to talk to minors.
Nope.
I want to communicate with my Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Seams rank squad.
Mobs, band that guy for defamation of character and then report him to the FBI.
Report that guy to the FBI.
Let's slide out defamation of character.
Check Rekai?
Look at Rekai's stream?
Rekai live?
buying my momma cartel
i appreciate you too bro
wait, briquette buying his momma cartel?
should have exact so many holes in that shi-
get a bomb
fuck it
He knows, he knows, he knows, but I don't care.
I should back up, but my ego's too big.
He knows I'm close, but I-
The bomb is located in the bomb, suspected.
I said it!
The bomb diffuser has been successfully detected.
We've been spotted.
Diffuser located. Disable it.
I know you're here.
But I know you're there!
I'm for last, Operator Stake.
Wait, I was fighting myself the whole time?
Oh
The future is destroyed mission successful
Guys nice
Guys nice
Guys nice sleepy think about which my subscription. That means leave me inside of a check
Guys, you know, but sometimes you know you shouldn't take a fight, but like your ego is just like
I just exploded on myself. I just exploded on myself, bro. In fact, I know that I shouldn't
take the fight, but I can't not take the fight. I can't not take the fight. Faze, think of
it as a father. Still thinking of a father. Coby thinking of a father. Cece thinking of
Thinkin' Fadda, Nioh thinkin' Fadda, Barbie thinkin' Fadda,
Eeyoo thinkin' Fadda, Slammy thinkin' Fadda.
When is the streamer tournament on Rainbow Six Siege?
I believe the streamer tournament on Rainbow Six Siege
with the Alpha Pack drops is gonna be August 11th.
I genuinely cannot watch your stream without headphones.
Good, pick up the phone and start dialing.
Does your girlfriend think you're a no good, lousy bum?
Good! Pick up the phone and start diving!
I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich!
Chad, you know that movie Titan Mean?
If you know that reference, Titan Mean!
If you know that reference, Titan Mean!
Hey, how's it going? Welcome back to Jinxie School of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.
Struggling on Oregon? Can't get a win? Can't get your girlfriend to love you anymore? Watch this.
I cannot put the last one. All you gotta do is walk up to small tower and punch right here.
Make sure you don't break the glass. Punch it just till I did, then aim right here.
Okay, this is awkward, and I'd like to apologize.
You be firing? You be firing?
Oh, he's using wall hacks. Okay, got it.
Report? Uh, yo, everybody report Finca, thanks.
No one just starts shooting for no reason.
Bro just started aimlessly firing at my head through a wall.
Chop, I'll think of a better plan.
One friendly operator remaining.
Warden if you clutch this I'll blow you planting close left planting close left
Bro did not want the BJ. What was that?
Chad what the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
GX think of it right
Exclamation mark disability, you see here's the thing, there's certain things where it's
like haha you're being a troll.
Yo bro, typing exclamation mark disability, it's like what do you think's gonna come up?
Nothing.
Stoic XQ with the 10 gifted subs.
She on Debbie so I can attack
By the way guys don't report think think I don't think she's wall hacking. She just saw my elbow and then prefired me
I'm a piece of garbage I
Can't keep a straight face
Carol thinking about it all
Autism you think autism is a disability
Autism is a
Autism is unsuperpower!
Aiden, they're gonna borrow.
You can use your drone to locate a bomb.
Launchify, they're gonna borrow.
Aiden, they're gonna borrow.
K-Sick, they're gonna borrow.
He's right.
Alright, guys, I'm telling you.
I have aids help
I'm not a doctor but I know it's not good
I'm not a doctor but I know it's not good
my information is not gonna help you
Jin see's gooning. Thank you for the one gifted
Our down so with the 25 gifts itself scared
there's an enemy there's an enemy combatant roaming in kitchen
Anyone, gankook.
Anyone, gankook.
I know Moots about to get him to a gunfight, so what do I do?
I synchronize my ramp alt with the C4. I hear him click the C4, I know he's gonna detonate it.
He doesn't know what hit him.
Anyone, gankook.
This is shit that I'm talking about, bro. Like, I'm the goddamn truth, man.
Alpha next, they give it a volvo. Dex, they give it a volvo. Eight, they give it a volvo.
Frosty, they give it a volvo. Badness, they give it a volvo. Gamer, they give it a volvo.
Safe, they give it a volvo.
Like bro, it's just about game sense. Like, guys, I'm the truth for a goddamn reason.
I have two aces in two games. This shit's not a fluke. I have two aces in two games.
It's not a joke to me. It's not a joke to me!
Lacey invited you to a sleepover? What? What? Sure, do you think I'm gonna buy a cure to get it back?
Jixi, what is your quote of the day?
If you think it's a good idea, rub one out first. Okay, now I'll hold someone. Jixi, second quote of the day.
Learned this on a fortune cookie yesterday. Grab this on a fortune cookie.
Quote of the day.
The only thing we should fear in life is fear itself.
Excuse me.
I think I should shit myself.
Doesn't think of it as too much.
I'm trying to think of it as permission to goom question mark.
Alright.
The drone has found a bomb.
Thierry Henry with the five gifts in it.
Thierry, is that real?
Is that actually Thierry Henry?
Is that fucking real?
Is that real?
You found a bomb.
Can you wait with location to diffuse it?
Yes!
That's the area on green.
Nothing to report at my level.
Yeah, so, when you spawn peak me, you have to understand
that Gator don't play that shit.
like when you spawn peek me you have to understand I almost just broke my
table when you spawn peek me you have to understand that gator don't play that
shit gator don't play that shit gator don't play that
The diffuser is no longer just for the backshots.
Fittled that in three, two.
only last operator standing.
The diffuser is now secured.
SMG-12, broken ass gun for a bad player.
Broken ass gun for a bad player.
Zero think of it. It's your one official thing over the past easy thing over to your one Friday think of it
It's your one if you've seen they're gonna buy
Finger me first time chatter
alright
Yo mods, this is not browsers. This is twitch
mods clean this shit up
Ellen they can put a gifted April thing over the past
Your first ever message is finger me
Like come on bro
You're obviously going to get a quick ban. You're going to get a quick fucking ban.
Obviously you're going to get banned.
This shit is obvious, boy.
Dixie, can you pause the stream? I'm eating.
Go to YouTube. YouTube has a button where you can literally pause.
Jackass, jackass, jackass, jackass.
YouTube literally has a button where you can pause the stream.
Like, are you fucking stupid?
If you go on YouTube, you can pause.
I don't have YouTube.
You have Twitch, but you don't have YouTube.
Yeah, right!
Yeah, right!
You got caught lying, cock sucker.
Kenzo, thank you, Nevada.
Chat, on a schedule of one to ten, how's your day going?
Chat, on a schedule of one to ten, how's your day going?
Chat, how's that?
It's romance, bro.
Chat, do y'all have a girlfriend, a yes or no?
Or a boyfriend?
No judgment in this house.
Chat, that all boys doing, bro.
10 seconds before insertion.
None.
I get no bitches.
I'm watching you.
Five seconds to go.
None. None.
Chad, really guys?
We'll feed you the bomb. Make your way to the location and excuse it.
Chad, sometimes in the rice, listen.
Quarter of the day, part three.
This location is for my god.
There is someone for everyone.
Let me say it out again.
There is someone for everyone.
Keep your head up kid. You're gonna find Bob one day.
don't be so down come on young only you'll be okay you'll fire up all of the
stories the hero gets lonely now it's your time show I remain up
Maximilis can't be captured.
Get out of that song!
Get out of that damn song, name it!
At times up the name of the song is love dot now I'm gonna kill the whole team
Yeah
Her that the last second where my is on the flake
Where my is on the flake
Keep it, keep it.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
That's another win. That's another win.
That's another win.
Wait.
Binka, good aim. Good aim, Sinka.
Yeah, that fuckers wall hacking.
Yo, Sinka, are you walling?
I don't ever want to see him again, I don't ever want to see him again.
Mod Squad, terminate him.
Mod Squad, terminate him.
Chad, is that three consecutive wins in a row?
Not to be overstepping here, is that three consecutive wins in a row?
the truth. Chad is that three consecutive wins in a row? Put the Jager black ice in my ass.
So I'm not even kidding, I think that's three wins in a row.
Chad, stream idea. Got this from a chatterer. What do you think? We start a stream and we play
and beat every five nights at Friday's game and we can't end up till we do so. Night one, two,
two, three, four, and five.
Thoughts, questions, concerns, queries.
Chat, yes, query is a real word.
Make a gui de volto.
Jamesy, where are the black ice packs?
I think you're trolling, but if not, you have CTE.
So either or.
Brother, I've answered this 13 times now.
I've answered this 13 times.
Rowl with a good bottle.
Chat saying yes, cinema.
Chat, really?
Interesting.
You will never end.
Wait, but Chat, like, do you mean like
Five Nights at Freddy's help wanted,
or do you mean like,
do you mean like just the main Five Nights at Freddy's games?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Because those games are peak.
Cheese, Paul, think of the time.
Provide it, think of the time.
You mean like all of them?
Everything?
God damn, that's a lot of games.
so what about five nights of breadies one to four that's what I was thinking
give it Joe about finance buddies one to four power man they give her to ten
gifts it stop skydiving out of the C-one no ban if we know band we're less
likely to get Calypso hear me out hear me out if we know band we're less likely
to get Calypso sometimes in the life
Oregon all right who wants to take the van and cancel I can't do this anymore
Captain Diccord of I'm this guy was champ Panda. I wasn't champ like saying I'm champ is disrespectful
Panda I hit champion 25 times bro check the stats. Okay, maybe not 25, but I think 20
Say I got champ is just like no no I'm a I'm a 20-time champ
Let's get that straight 20-time champ like don't don't don't don't don't say I'm champ because then I'll get tight
Then I'll
Then I'll get tight don't say I'm 20 time champ 20 aura
She had also underlated chat. Do you guys think I could hit unreal in Fortnite?
Loot, think of all of them.
Unrelated.
Do you guys think I could hit Unreel in Fortnite?
No builds.
No, fuck no.
No, fuck no.
Okay, I'm going to do a stream where I don't end until I reach Unreal.
But, Jinxie, I'm going to stream tonight.
Nope, I'm going to have a delay.
15 minutes delay.
And then what?
Jack, Fortnite stream where I don't end until I reach Unreal.
Thoughts?
protect the bomb 15 minutes tonight and then what
attack attack negative auto Mason negative auto forever street
Jett have a little faith in the kid. Have a little faith in the boy.
Guys you realize if I played Fortnite no builds I could get unreal.
That ass.
Sometimes in the life I'm too competitive.
Caught me with the 1500 abilities.
Hey Fixie Marathon idea, don't end until beating 5 Nets of Redis 1 to 5 Nets of Redis UCN, ending with everyone at 20.
at 20 what what does UCN mean UCN
oh no shield shield no no not a shield I'm gonna run I'm gonna run vigil let
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Vigil, are you stupid?
I had a C4, Vigil, I had a C4, dumbass.
Shhh.
Got a drone!
Got a drone!
Swapping!
Swapping!
How long does this thing last?
How long does-
I'm about to shove a controller up my ass.
How long does this thing-
How long does this thing last?
Random C4 explosion.
That would have been aura.
How long does this thing last?
not there drone!
oh they changed it!
of
the
top of the
top of the
I
My god, she was a good one. I'm busy to get a prime say they come to serve on
High-fives update title cuz we're doing game night with run a little bit high-fives
Guys, if we lose this, I'm gonna shut the keyboard up, my ass.
Nice, guys!
Guys, nice!
I'm excited for the Last of Us Marathon.
Thank you, my boy.
I'm excited to play Last of Us.
Never played it.
Highly anticipated.
Highly requested game, bro.
Hey Jinxy, I'm almost finished, stay still.
Uh, you need the Lord, bro.
You need the Lord.
You need the Lord, man.
Hey Jinxy, is it tight or loose?
So, here's the thing.
Tight, pause.
I know my ass is tight because I've never put anything up there.
So, obviously it's tight.
unless we're talking like the time I put Cheetos up there.
But yeah, that's the thing, like Cheetos is tight shit,
like you know what I'm saying?
Antrometer, they can reach your one.
Check, you're saying cap, why would my ass be loose?
Guys, why would my ass ever be loose?
That is a high first time watching.
Welcome to the channel, bro.
You joined at an interesting time.
Can't wait for the fuck a fan contest.
Yeah, so last year people were asking about that.
And guys, that's not a thing.
It's never happening.
There is no fuck-a-fan contest.
Montaig de Guadalajara.
I'm not body blue, bro.
Like...
Security area, keep the body protected.
Show proof.
You want me to show proof that my ass is tight?
You want me to show proof that my ass is tight?
Really?
Really?
Nice place.
Retweet!
All right!
I'm reloading!
On Twitter, I'm not showing proof that my ass is tight on any platform, dude.
Ten seconds left.
Don't be so down, come on, young homie.
Five seconds to insertion.
You'll be okay if my gorilla.
Bomb locations are secure.
Are you sure?
I want you out of myself, I swear.
You don't need nobody else, I swear.
Cause I'm selfish.
Jack, you know, if I did it stream, I'd probably be a singer.
Get out!
Be more entertaining, boy.
Alright.
Jack, please stop with that emote. I'm sick and tired.
I've been losing my mind, trying to figure this out.
I'm gonna kill their whole fucking team.
How was that a headshot?
How was this the weirdest ace of all time if I get this?
Weirdest ace of all time.
How was that a headshot?
Guys, guys.
How?
That would have been the weirdest ace ever.
Guys, how the fuck, please clip the Super Shotty shot.
How was that a headshot?
Do you guys realize the odds of that?
That's like one in maybe 5,000.
That's a headshot.
I just got a 15 foot headshot with a Super Shotty,
Which is a three shotgun burst spread.
Like, what the fuck?
That would have been the weirdest ace of all time.
How the fuck?
Do a feature with Lil O.
We have something in the works, bro.
I'm just gonna keep it a buck.
We have something in the works, me and Lil O, bro.
We have something in the works.
I'm just gonna keep it a B.
XM thinking of what it's your one.
Chad, I just lied my ass off.
Chad, I just lied my ass off.
Bro, thanks.
Chad, I just lied my ass off.
Damn, no, no.
What the?
God dang.
Dude, that would have been my...
Wait, Chad, that would have been my third ace in four games.
That's like this yo bro you know what that is that's greatness that's what that
is three aces in four games is just flat-out greatness keep talking I'm
almost there all right mods ban Austin yo Austin get it life
XF, think of it as your one, Zaxi, think of it as your one, Monkey, think of it as your
one.
Do you take it wrong?
See, bro, there's some people that come into the chat, they have legitimate questions.
That's not a legitimate question.
Do I take it wrong?
yes kidding guys kidding jack thank you for the prime road big and follow VR
digivato kidding so we're being pardoned pardoned we're being
pardoned guys stop with this pardon shit please please stop with this pardon
shit I'm done I'm bad at my wits and vivid thank you for the prime Jack
I have to get to the crime.
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
Did you ever make it back to body, baby?
The day you told me.
Quit drinking and thinking that I was gonna die before 30. Your mom was so worried about all those kids in the house
Terran picture frame. That's like it's remaining. A father's forever around when we were younger
Five seconds left. You guys can type the
Yeah, you guys can use my emoticons to be sure
Reloading cover me! You guys can use you guys can use my emoticons to be sure bro. I don't care. That's a peak out song
I need to get a third ace of the day.
them wallbang
I'm ready to knock up.
Sending safe fall!
I'm ready to knock up.
Sending safe fall!
I'm ready to knock up.
This guy just ate that headshot like a Hershey's chocolate bar
Right there my god
This map is like a
Like I didn't know there was someone right fucking there Mason they get about it
Guys, you're saying to play a way out?
Guys, that game is going to take 8 hours, okay?
I'm not getting on a way out with Ron at 7.
If me and Ron got on at 2, I'd get on a way out.
Type a way out one more time and I'm going to find a way out of this stream.
Pon.
Pon.
Pon.
Pon.
See what I did there?
See what I did there?
ID Digglibbado, Xenix Digglibbado.
See what I did there?
Take six hours.
All right.
God damn, you knocked him!
God damn!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Bro-Moss!
Gixi Charm!
Nice!
tg thing to bottle foxy the bottle
p-sing the bottle
I don't think you bottle
How many wins do I have today?
3 or 4?
A bit of my 3 wins?
Am I at 3 wins?
So wait, this would be my 4th consecutive win
Oha bo
Oha
Just super clear. This win right here will be my fourth consecutive solo queue win in a row, correct or incorrect?
Fourth consecutive solo queue, what are the rope? Let me say this again. Fourth consecutive solo queue, what are the rope?
It's not a joke to me. Like
when I step in lobbies, I lay dick down.
Like I lay this hammer down, boys. I
lay this hammer down.
Pasha, I think it's your one. JP, think it involved a rabbit involved.
You don't got a bulge? One, why are you looking? Two, yes, my penis is not large. It's relatively
average size. My penis is slightly below average size. And I'm super-duper comfortable with
that very outspoken about that. Jack, own up to your penis, bro. Jack, if you have a
little penis, that's fine. Because at the end of the day, if you have a big heart, that's
all that matters, bro. Somebody say matter. Shout it out, Ron. Guys, listen. It doesn't
matter if you have a small penis, if you have a big heart. It doesn't matter. Food for thought.
What's the matter, daddy?
I don't know.
Sorry.
My girlfriend told me the same thing, then cheated it.
Try to suck the YouTube chat.
How y'all doing?
YouTube chat? I didn't show y'all enough love.
I gotta read youtube chat more
YouTube chat, how y'all boys doing bro? I don't tell y'all enough love
You just out of it. How are you going? Cope?
Cope uh, micro Johnson involving yet gay gay gay
Gay egg let's go micro
Wars streamer ever. Oh, yeah, this is why I don't read this. No, no, this is why I don't read the youtube chat
This is why I don't read the YouTube chat. We need to be noticed. Nope, nope.
Thanks for your so weird. So, I'm weird. I'm weird because I said if you have a small penis, it doesn't matter as long as you have a big heart.
But you know, I'm cool with being weird because all the weird boys get muddy.
Shout out Blackboy Max.
Quote of the day, number five.
Jack, what did Max say?
Keep being weird because all the weird boys get muddy.
Jack, shout it out Max, bro.
I'm about to shit myself.
Okay.
False alarm.
False alarm.
false alarm false alarm
we're not drone in shit today we're not drone in shit
You're not weird. You're autistic. Your chat, let me say this again, guys. Autism is a superpower.
Mots, make that a command now. Exclamation mark, autism, and then just have the command
say superpower. Guys, every great gamer I've ever encountered in my entire life and every
great streamer has some ass pick me up i love you so much pick up oh no pick up
Pick up Bodo, Pick up Bodo, Classic Clip Classic, Pick up Bodo, Pick up,
Bomber, get beam checked relax away, get beam checked relax away,
Pick up Bodo, Pick up Bodo, Pick up Bodo, Hey appreciate that man, Classic Clip,
Four consecutive solo Q wins in a row, again, I don't have a big penis, right?
like here my penis isn't large but it doesn't matter because I just I'm here
to win games I don't care my penis isn't large I just win ball games I win ball
games my boy 1.5 KT 60% what percentage nobody doing it like janked four
consecutive wins in a row proof shout I'm not showing you guys proof that I have
a relatively small penis not small sorry whoa whoa not small average average
Relatively average R6 tracker, Jynxxy.
I'm getting to the point where I'm starting to dominate
in every game I play.
League of Legends, I'm the best player on my team
every time I play.
Rainbow Six season, the best player on the team
every time I play.
O underscore Jynxxy, let's look it up.
O underscore Jynxxy.
Just be sure of fucking aura.
O underscore Jynxxy, here we go, here we go, refresh.
So guys, sometimes in the life, I'm full competitive.
This is what it takes to be the fucking bastard.
Jack, here's my mattress to be ready.
Win three and four, win five and three, win seven to five,
ace, ace, one V three clutch.
Yesterday, 10 and three, win three, okay.
Besides the point, it doesn't matter guys.
1.5 KT, somebody say matter, somebody say matter.
Oh, guys, do no dance. We don't get clips, though.
Yes!
Wait! I'm finally in Emerald!
Let's go!
Dude, I had CTE teammates for the last week. Hope y'all are better.
Chate finally put me in Emerald. Nice guys!
Sweet! Corrupt thinking about it, real calm thinking about it.
I'm getting bricked watching your stream.
Now, here's the thing.
If it's from the gameplay, completely understandable.
If it's from me, also completely understandable.
Uh, yo bro, listen bro, chat, if y'all are getting brick to the streams, I actually,
I don't even judge you.
If you start goon into the streams is where I have to draw a line in the sand.
This stream is a no goon environment.
No goons on.
There's no jerking off permitted into the stream.
Hey, Jinxie, your streams are worse than cancer.
That might be the most hurtful thing I've ever read in my life.
mods, timeout, pill, XEC, thank you.
Got me thinking of the prime.
need to locate a bomb. Sorry to give up. Yo, what's up? I'm not, I'm not JC, man. I'm
Greg
Am I muted
What you say zipper I need to turn you up a little bit
I'm muted you can't you can't hear me
A bomb must be located and defeated.
Chat, random wall bang!
Wait!
Random wall bang!
Nothing beats the classics!
Yeah, done!
Now you might be asking yourself, Jamesy, why would you throw the ram there?
Well, Jimmy, let me explain why I'm championing your silver.
The reason why I did that is because now I can walk up white stairs for free.
For free?
And I'm gonna flash and then kill the whole team.
Nothing beats the classics.
Fuuuuck!
One-eyed knocked bitch-cora.
Shit!
Shit!
That was almost a-crisis!
I'm not trying to think of all of them.
If I killed the mirror, I'm being-chilling.
Jimmy
You see I caught them with their pants down it's just little teams like that you create the gap you hit the gap create the gap
Hit the gap create the gap hit the gap
Recover the diffuser down to one friendly
Badly all friendly like ah can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?
Now, why do you think I'm going to cry?
Sasuke, think I'm going to be tier one.
Why do you think I'm going to cry?
PX, think I'm going to fall in love.
PH, think I'm going to fall in love.
Oh, where?
Lil Tay, think I'm going to fall in love.
Switch to Trevor?
Switch to Trevor.
Switch to Trevor. I haven't been on Grand Theft Auto 5 story mode for four days.
Keep typing the stupid shit you're on a one-way ticket to Bansville.
Keep typing the stupid shit you're on a one-way ticket to Bansville.
Is this for the Black Ice Pack?
Okay, this guy's got to be fucking trolling me.
Six, take it to the prime.
Sis got a block, boy. Sis got a block, boy. Damn!
Sis got a block, boy. Sis got a block, boy. Damn!
Diamonds are forever
Throw your diamonds in the sky
If you feel the vibe
The rock is still alive every time I rhyme
Forever, ever, ever, ever
Go ahead and cancel
Chat, first person to know the name of that song gets mod
Psych, but you have aura
There
Drone is located above.
10 seconds.
Insertion in 5 seconds.
You're top of the morning to you laddies.
Welcome to Jinxy's Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Scorched Siege.
I'm going to explain to you how to get a kill in Bakery every single time.
All that wants you to do is run right here, run right here.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, drop right here.
And I'm in a glitch. The odds of that happening are 1 in 5,000.
Come right here, drop right here.
Okay, I'm in a glitch again. Hold on one second, come right here.
Drop right here.
Okay.
We did it, there we go.
Now I'm gonna kill the whole team.
He was behind the desk!
Chat, that spot's better than the 3-speed.
I forgot about that in important detail.
Jixi wins the JOI mods get this little delinquent out!
Goyles, Goyles, Goyles sitting behind Bakerie, Goyles sitting behind Bakerie.
Nice guys.
To everyone you got it.
Xavier, think of it as your one.
Serka, think of it as your five.
Chat, why are you retreating it?
Chat, we're not retreating it.
I'm never doing a J.O.I.
Go fuck yourself!
When is the diamond shower?
I'm gonna be honest, I legitimately have never heard of that in my life.
What is a diamond shower?
What is a diamond shower?
Let me call Bernard.
Someone in my chat asked
chat asked, when is the diamond shower? What does that mean?
Oh, I can see how that was happening. Using up context. Usually
people are talking about the Percy, it's meteor shower or
another one of those shooting star events. They're often
nicknamed something like a diamond shower because the
streets of light look like sparkling diamonds in the sky.
So someone in your chat is asking, they might just be
wondering when the next meteor shower will be visible. If they
meant something else, you might have to clarify with them,
Because I don't think you'll want to take a literal diamond shower
Bernarda diamond shower is when you shit on your partner for sexual pleasure
Because a golden show is when you pee on someone and a diamond shower is when you shit on someone via the urban dictionary
Mods scroll it up and ban this guy for the rest of his human existence
chat is going I can see why you want to shut that down sometimes people try to push boundaries
and it's totally fair to maintain your own vibe you've got this keep your chat the space you
wanted to be. Bernard do you have any advice for all those people out there with little penises
not me but the people? Well honestly the best advice is to remember to be confident in the
You have nothing to do with size
People are way more drawn to that
You care for yourself, your kindness, humour
And now you might not think
So for anyone with a bad focus
Or an attitude that's your shine
It's never just about one physical detail
Bernard, what makes you shine Bernard?
For me it's all about being a good listener
And giving honest, thoughtful answers
I love helping people think things through
Maybe even from angles they hadn't considered
If I can offer clarity
Wait someone stay a bit easier. That's what makes me
All right, I'm about to go kill their entire team
The game is Tom's Nancy's rainbow 16 the name is oh jinks the SSG
That's good, Cossus. Let the no-o-g-g-n-c-k business go again.
You're located in bomb.
It's all been made.
We have a little bit of a problem. I have a boner, and it's poking my controller.
Alright, well, first things first, maybe take a second, adjust, and get comfortable.
I need to let him get a quick pause Yo teammates, he's gonna throw a C-4
He's gonna throw a C-4, he's gonna throw a C-4, he's gonna
of
the
death
of
death
of
the
finally left on the red stairs
I know you're there, you're not good, I promise, whoa, you're not good, you just have an echo in your mouth
I knew you were there, whoa, you're not good
You're muckdating!
Muckdating!
When I said he's gonna throw a C4 19 times, why'd you stuff your face on Vanguaredor?
Put a sack in it, twerp!
Like, I said 96 times, he's gonna throw a C4, he's gonna throw a C4, he's gonna throw a C4.
Why are you walking in there?
Did you see Jack Ross' string?
Wait, is Ron- what's Ron doing?
So, strumming.
I'll pay every time he's coming.
Bro, finally paid up.
Bro, finally paid up.
Bells from the 2v2, bruvbybro.
Elbully? It's not Elbully.
I'm asking Montane politely.
Why did he shove his face in a doorway?
After I said 19 times,
they're gonna throw a C4.
They're gonna throw a C4.
And then my teammate goes, where does that vader get his shoes?
like this is a fucking emerald bobby I thought plot was in the body why is
emerald a body
Reloading!
Reloading!
No, no.
Valkyrie, bad, bad, no.
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to introduce you to the greatest cafe
Dostoyevsky-Spawn Peak strategy in the history of Tom Glancy's Rainbow Six Siege.
It is called 247. You smack right here at 247.
a little bit of a frisky situation because he was expected to get home.
Can I show you some tech, please?
Please, daddy?
Okay, kitten.
Because he said daddy.
What's the tech?
What's the tech?
What's the tech?
What's the tech?
Look there, you're just a scholar.
High-fives give this guy a thousand dollars.
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Perfectly, C4 strat is set up.
Voice coming to your wall.
Voice coming to your wall.
Yeah, right.
Yo!
On thing, on thing.
Don't think.
ADS, I'm there.
Last one, shield outside.
I triple-dogged ADS!
I triple-dogged ADS!
I triple-dogged ADS!
I tripled all day you! I tripled all day you!
I tripled all day you! God I'm so fuckin' turd, man!
Brad, thinkin' to follow,
Deadler, thinkin' to follow,
Vicky, thinkin' to follow,
Abby, thinkin' to follow,
Reaper, thinkin' to follow!
Pumpkin, let's thinkin' to follow.
Put the gay up like ice in my ass!
Jack, thinkin' to vibe, gift to subscr-
You know what I am going to add you know way I can fall yeah they predict the next fall
Yeah, look at them like oh, yeah talk to me
Don't talk to me nice
Talk to me nice. I said once
Won't say it twice
Okay, my say it twice
Because I'm kind of high
Even though I'm so evil. I said look at this guy
Why oh liars jingsy
of
I
Everybody jump work up
Got us a new job
I own this thing of it. It's your one rat key. Thank you for the gifted idea. Thank you sir one
not a bad gift to the
I'm gonna drop some of it
Bravo dead in three two
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen
Bravo dead in three two
3, 2, 1, alright, alright, flop us out.
Friendly last operator standing.
Hard to think to bottle, burn to think to bottle, know to think to bottle, love to think
to bottle.
Team C's have also lied, scored a banger.
Nice, guys!
Nice, they've also lied!
Good try.
Your team, uh, team, what the...
Team, what's going on?
PS, think of what it's your want.
The other thing about it's your want.
Bro, I think I know the problem.
Try to think of another problem.
How that's the issue?
Yo, can you guys hear me now?
Yeah, yeah guys
With all I started oh guys what's going on man. We need to clean this up. Yeah, go up or no go down. Sorry
I'm sorry. I'm selling
All right, actually guys guys listen do not go here go reading room and fireplace
We need a cast we need a castle and then we need people to hold up top with third and we're gonna play like
Okay, kitten
Play whatever you want, man. It doesn't matter. I'm gonna go like actually go somebody with a barbed wire
All right, bro castle castle
Yeah, yo, yo, make sure to have a good sight, but also we can see fireplace, somebody with
a shotgun, maybe Castle or a rune or something.
We're located at bomb, get ready to engage them.
Make photos in fireplace.
We're caught, everybody jump!
E.D.D. mountain. Let them come.
Stay clear.
Barra!
Random over-aggressive E-Mate.
Castle reinforce that, reinforce that.
You're really in health, this?
I should not have beaten that, I must walk again should I have beaten that?
In cigar, cigar.
That was on me, brother.
Wait, I think one of them hit my cap can traffic up now one of them hit my captain traffic up now
You have three good minds by the way, but do your thing
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right there, right there.
There's two of them, two of them, two of them.
They're trying.
Why did he drop, why did he drop site?
Say we're lying, bro.
Say we're lying.
Matt, they get the five gifts in.
It's Roku on reading.
Why'd you drop?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, jigsaw, you should have my friends sent back.
Oh, hell no!
What the fuck?
Branded in the Ganvado gets its subscreen!
She gone!
Branded in the Ganvado gets its...
Gitch.
Robotic gate in the Ganvado, Jupiter in the Ganvado!
Damn bro, I was on such a good winning streak too.
I was on such a good winning streak, man.
Look at the rod.
Oh, ready?
Ready?
Go!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Go!
No, you're going to tell me.
Go!
You're going to tell me, right?
I'm going to tell you in your room.
Oh god!
Who's going to tell you my room?
Go!
I'm actually on a farm.
This is constantly, constantly, constantly.
Bro, let me get him out from behind it!
Oh, Scott! Oh, Scott!
Move! Move! Move!
I'm guessing that's sort of
strumming in that gigantic black bag.
Ha ha ha!
What's going on?
Ugh!
Holy house!
Holy house!
I did eat that today chat let me be clear when I say this bro if you eat
sir strumming unironically I think you're probably a serial killer leaked
you're probably a serial killer what is that sir strumming is basically like I
I think just like fish, but chat, why does it smell so bad?
Why does the strong smell worse than any other fish?
Why? It's fermented fish.
But like chat, what do you mean?
Like, like chat, what does fermented mean?
What does fermented mean chat?
It's 100 degrees up here. So it's just soaking in the heat.
I've never heard of that before wait so it's Ryan fish for a year straight
So it's a left out without refrigeration
Okay, but okay, here's my thing no no no no here's my thing
What like okay? Do people actually eat so strong?
My God, it's actually like a common search.
Yes, people do eat sriracha.
It is a traditional Swedish delicacy made of
fermentic baltic herring.
Despite its notoriously pungent odor and
estimated 2 million Swedes,
about 20 percent of the population enjoy it annually,
Often as a summer ritual during festive outdoor gatherings or
Sustramaskevas.
I'm never going to Sweden.
I'm never going to Sweden.
Delicacy?
You got me geeked, bro.
Delicacy? Are you dead ass?
Are you dead ass, bro?
But like, of course he's made it Sweden, bro.
What the fuck? What are they putting in his face?
This looks different, though.
This is like a different face.
You gotta wash my hands, bro. It smells like drinking hair.
Who sprayed the drape glove?
Oh man.
Holy shit.
That was really fucking bad.
Holy shit man.
Hey man, that concludes the TO box.
Read the bottom?
What do you mean by read the bottom?
Of this?
Rather than eating it straight from the can,
enthusiasts prepare the fish
with specific balancing accompaniments, Tim, it's Tim sir.
It is typically served in a wrap
with soft flatbread, toon broad.
Oh, like, okay, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
Matt, I think you're the five gifted.
That makes sense, because yeah,
you're not just gonna pound so strong from the can,
That's your literally a serial killer literally like literally a serial killer, bro
The table you're positive to throw it off the real will throw away the table
Watch speedy to chat did I have free stress coming? I thought I ate sir strong. Didn't I try sir strong?
I swear I ate sirstroming.
No, I thought I did eat sirstroming, bro.
I never did.
I opened a can of it.
I never ate it, though.
When was this?
Why is it wet?
Um, yeah, maybe the most unappetizing packaging of all time.
Concerned?
It's like wet?
What is that?
That's my reaction to smelling this through a can, through a bag.
Bro, this thing was like, sweating into the bag.
This thing was like, sweating into the bag.
That's about, I'm not kidding.
I blocked Lacey. Wait, when did I block Lacey?
What do you mean I blocked Lacey?
Huh?
On what, Twitch?
Okay, I'm in luck of life 21 people's not that it's not that bad. I said 20 people max
Ron is calling you
No, Ron's not calling me bro. Oh in my phone. Oh in my phone. Oh
Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Hey Ron, it's me.
I see you, every time you just call me, I know it's you because your number says your name.
Yo, Ron, bro, did you end up putting the substroming in your mouth or did you just smell it?
Um, well, I couldn't really get it close to my mouth because it exploded everywhere and made me almost throw up.
So, I think we had a deal though, like not to be that guy, but I'm gonna be that guy.
We had a deal where you had to take a bite of so strumming.
That was the 2v2 Brovy Bro that you agreed to.
I mean, am I out of line here?
Am I fucking out of line here?
You're gonna have to like kill me if you think that I'm gonna eat you in a tiny bit.
There's not even a world where I get close to it ever again.
That was the worst smell ever, bro.
Look, bro, all I'm gonna say, yes, I smelled it as well.
I almost shit my pants.
Oh, so you guys want me to dig it out of my trash can
outside and go take a bite out of it?
Look, bro, I'm pretty sure that trash can
might have enhanced its flavor.
It can't be any worse than what it is.
Just take a bite, bro.
Take a bite.
Yo, I'm getting in for that, the towel show's canceled?
Yeah, so got off the phone with high-vives.
Here's our talent.
Two singers and a guy who has frog feet.
Yes, you heard that correct.
Frog feet.
We don't have time.
My chat doesn't have talent.
Chat, what do you do?
What do you even do?
Guys, we need talent.
All right, so what else we got planned then?
We have nothing planned.
We could play a game, but I don't know any games.
Because the other friend slop game that I wanted to play, we should wait for the big Bart man.
Look, bro, I did my girlfriend coming over tonight. Maybe we just play tomorrow.
What?
Look, Ron, I'm just gonna keep it a being, bro. Yo, I'm scrambling, bro. I don't have a game.
You have a girlfriend?
Yes, bro. I have a girlfriend.
Wo-la.
You have a girlfriend?
Bro, I already told you this, bro.
Yeah, I'm being dead ass serious, bro, what did they get a break. Yep, John, I'm Catholic.
Yo, run. Listen, bro. I don't have a game plans. I don't have a game plan tonight.
The one game that I wanted to play was the bomb diffuser game, and that we should wait with Joe Bar.
The other game, the friend slot playing game, there's two of us and that game's not even out yet.
The other game called night shift my chat said his ass
Yeah, let's play
You guys want to play the bomb game we can play the bomb game cuz that games three players
Now, Ron, dare I say VR chat?
Every time I've got a VR chat, bro, I just get streamed tonight, bro, so unless you've
got a way to figure that out.
I'm down.
Bro, but chat, I don't know what to do on VR chat.
just like literally anime waifus with gigantic breastesses bro and guys I have
a girl bro like I'm not doing that yo the VR chat stream with the mood is not
happening again like those streams are not happening yeah bro I switched up you
You want me to go in VR chat and like,
Riz up some psycho.
Bro, we don't have to Riz.
Not everything's got Riz, bro.
Like, let's go make content.
Let's go to the furry side of VR chat.
Maybe like, you know, little E-sex with the furries.
So I switched up because I told you
I'm not having E-sex with the furry.
Really?
Wait, is that a messy jersey behind you?
Yeah, it's signed.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yesterday, you were dumping on Messi's chest
about losing the World Cup.
What changed?
I'm trying to get years of good luck,
except for this behind me,
hoping that people, you know, tap into my stream
and give me good luck.
Yo, there's a guy in your chat
that just keeps typing fuck Jinxie over and over again.
Do you have a mob?
This guy's just spamming it.
Is that guy from my chat?
Yo, bro, I got nothing to do.
You got nothing to do.
Let's fucking create some content.
Let's play this Twitch shit, bro.
They're all waiting for games right now.
They want shit to do.
We can get a lobby going if you wanna play a game.
We can get anything, bro.
Yo, JC, aren't you the guy that makes gaming hosts?
Black Ops 2 just came out.
Why don't we host up 66 Black Ops 2 tournament
sometime next week, hey?
Because it's PlayStation,
and I'd literally rather get ran over by a bus
than play PlayStation.
Every time I do PlayStation streams,
my audio glitches what does he even do I don't know play games bro run you just
edged your chat about eating sir strumming for an hour bro and you didn't
even eat it I told you guys I was gonna eat it you saw me and Joe you need it
Actually, I told you guys I was going to get a hot chip, but then I scammed. He's right
Hi guys, this is linking games funnel runners. I this looks like
Interesting and then extremely hard game
Bro, let's fucking spice this shit up, bro. Like come on man. Like jixi bro. Come on dude. You're chat saying G
God gtarp bro. I've been playing so much gtarp bro
No, but I have to be a character, etc.
Bro, GTRP is a grind.
Yo, hey Jack, let me say a couple problems with GTRP.
Half of my player builds glitch.
The clothing glitches.
You can't even steal a friggin car.
You need a friggin lock pit.
And then if you don't immediately lock pick it, you get like, you lose your lock pit.
If you hit somebody with a car, you get banned.
Like bro, that should be some loosen up a little, bro.
the fuck are you yapping about bro like this do you think I subbed to you to hear you fucking
yapping complain I subbed to you because I want to hear fucking content now think of
something bro uh I'm gonna be honest VR chat is our best shot shot right now like I'm gonna
keep an absolute beam bro VR chat's our best shot how about we do this we get in discord
We attempt a talent show for five minutes, see what type of talent people have, and then, if not, we go and VR chat.
He's right. He's right. This is not a bad idea. So we attempt the talent show. If it's a nightmare, we do VR chat. Got it.
Yep.
Beautiful. Love where your head's at, kid. Let's do this.
Alright, bro. Send me a Discord to join so we can check it out.
Hi, Brian. I'm going to make a group call three ways with HiVis.
Yo, by the way, we canceled the talent show an hour ago.
stable. Ronaldo. Yo, uh, couple of things, bro. Wait, Ron, I'm calling.
to
the
the
the
the
the
the
Ron, question, bro.
Yo, you're muddied.
Yo, you're muddied.
Wait, what?
Yo, you're muddied.
Yo, you're muddied.
What's your fault?
What's your fault?
Yo, can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Hey, bro.
Nice background, Ron.
Ron, question, Aussie antics with the raid,
W Aussie in the chat.
Oh, that was Aussie!
OK, Ron, question, bro.
Can you see it to my background?
I don't know, by not, it's blurry.
Ha ha, I'll be back around in the chat, yo.
I could flex on you right now with my desk raised,
but it's broken.
This thing used to raise out,
and I just pulled my face cam and it's all broken.
Why did I try to-
What just happened?
Why did I try to do that?
I just pulled my face cam out.
I asked?
Jesus.
Bro, I was trying to like show you my desk
and I accidentally pulled the wire too far
and I'm like, oh my fucking God.
Why? I can't see you.
Yo, brought him back.
Hey, Rod, it's me.
Yo, so does your chat have talent?
Mine doesn't.
We have one guy who has cool frog feet.
Let's keep fucking crashing.
Hello?
Hello?
Rod, can you hear me?
Hey, Jynxy, it's me.
Can you hear me?
Hey, Rod, it's me.
Can you hear me?
Yo, why the fuck does this keep crashing?
Switch to Michael.
Yo, this shit's not funny.
Like, please get these guys out of here.
I played GTA V story mode five days ago
in my chapter, Skype, Switch to Trevor.
Like, it's just cringe.
It's literally brain dead.
Lester is calling you, I'm sure he is, bro.
Shove that keyboard up your ass, kid.
Ash, think of it for the prime.
Hey, think of it for the prime.
Yo, bro, you mind if I turn my face, Camon?
Yes, bro.
Yo, Ron, stop with the backgrounds.
Like, what in the fuck?
This is so AI, bro.
Ron, does your chat have talent, bro?
Um, fine, nah, your chat, you guys got talent?
Um, I told you, my chat, it's two singers and a guy who can do the ABCs, not in different
languages, he can do the ABCs forward and backwards, and then a guy with frog feet.
a dude who could say the ABCs properly, a dude who's genetically just has different
feet, a dude who could probably not even sing, he's probably gonna be some bullshit, and
then another dude who could sing is probably gonna be some more bullshit.
Ron, join the call, join the call.
Hi Vice Cam up, hi Vice Cam up, hi Vice Cam up.
Hi, Ron.
Oh, I didn't know you were joining, I didn't know you were joining the call.
Hey guys, it's me yo, I've ice cam up. I've eyes well the whole chat is asking where the town is
bro. We're about to blame you at this point bro. Try just add epic. So I've ice cam up. I've ice cam
up. Yeah. Okay, listen, um, the talent, it's actually pretty good out there. Um, we got web feed
got and we got a guy that can do opera how webbed are his feet two of his two of
his feet are wet make a group cancel them now we're yeah
come up please bro you want to be a high-rise came up a third judge yeah
Okay, yeah camming. Hold on. Let me get my light on do Jinx
We should host an American Idol streamer edition one of these days. Not a bad idea
We try to change someone's life. We get like 30 singers make a big line and we see who the best singer
Not a bad idea bro, not a fucking bad idea you're chat chill out with the hard-eyes guys, please
It's cuz my cam is on I turn my cam off. It's probably cuz I'm about to come up
It's because it's just it's chat who are you guys doing hard eyes to tag the person it's me
Hey, Ron, it's me. Well, I'm yours crazy. You know how many is that that look to your fate? Sorry
No, you know, you know, I'm watching me. No. Hello. Hello
Listen, this this this is scuff
Oh
Guys don't you guys have like girlfriends to attend to what's going on?
So Jinxie what is with this girlfriend in it? You keep spamming so do you actually have a girlfriend?
Yes, bro. I have a girlfriend. When did you start dating her guys?
Oh, I'm not coming over tonight, by the way. I don't know if you got the mixed up
You get hi guys, where's the talent bro? Like where chat if you have talent join
Join the show say me find people. Yeah. Yeah, I just frame off you we might have to rip it. Jinxie. Listen
We might have to just go into your discord, right? And just pull people in and ask if they have talent because
No, I asked outlaw and he said that they have no talent
Your head moderators said your community has no talent they're even worse
I'm sure they're worse. I mean, I got one dude who could put his legs behind his head with his eyes closed if you want
Oh, yeah
Good that guy. Yeah, you guys want him. I mean I could do that, bro. That's good. Yeah, that's pretty good talent
Yeah, I'll be sticking to it. We need realistically, I'm not even getting five competitors winner gets
Hatterbox to start. All right
I just invite the guy invites people that you have go ahead
Guys, there's a whole jinxie. We need to join your server. Everybody's in there. Also, you guys keep cutting me off
There's a waiting for a jinxie channel in which only verified people can join that we vetted and none of them are in there
There's zero people in there. So we might just start plucking people. Yeah, I'm just
like ribbon right from the VC.
Nice Steelers poster, bro.
I prefer that. We're going to the Super Bowl.
You guys ready to be first round exits again? Like see at least the bucks just not out.
Suck.
Y'all get gassed.
My chat who tells me he can clap without his hands. I don't know. We couldn't write
him. His name is freak.
BNB underscore 31.
He can clap without his hands.
pretty gap Adam yeah Adam is it gonna be as ass or as wiener I don't know bro I
could I could Adam um yeah yeah I sent it yeah I'm gonna go say hi to some of
your people in the let me give you roles hold up oh my god I make this oh wait
no it's public oh my god it's public cool I'm gonna try to say I'm gonna try to
say hi to people in your discord real quick dude I haven't looked to my server
in a long time chat oh my god i'm gonna join the waiting room yo aura has arrived
there's just a random kid spamming a slur i'm like bro
Guys, talent! We need talent! There's real money on the line!
That's what I'm talking about! There's real money on the line! Have a little bit of talent! Please!
Please, bro!
Like, you could walk out of here with 200 bucks if you have talent!
Have talent, bro!
Have talent!
I can beat box! How good!
Hey, I advise it's me.
Oh, we got a contestant dragon dragon. Yeah, yeah, dragon where is Ron Dale?
Think he's talking to the chat.
Let me go get him. He's talking to the server.
Actually, wait, I'm not going to do that.
Yep. Hi, everybody friendly and, you know, there was like one kid
just screaming to end word over and over.
But everybody else was pretty cool.
One guy said, Ron, go fuck yourself.
Okay, hi guys. Wait, I want to be able to see the call. How do I see the call?
What are you? What are you talking about? See what call? Oh, there we go. I'm in here. Okay. Yo drag the first competitor. Oh
Well, we can't we need Ron. Ron's band on Twitch
Ron got banned
Tige
He's streaming Jack go fuck yourself, please seriously
severe what happened slaps in my judgment twitch is he
don't expect to be Logan Paul call back this guy knows
pop this guy knows pop chat won't run knows every clip
also that day in the discord was obviously unplanned
and the reactions you saw on tape wait what was that bad
one of Rob's mods said actual missile on my screen that means
somebody pulled out their penis in my chat chat which one of you guys pulled out your wiener like
bro this is what i'm talking about bro guys how are we gonna do a talent show if everyone trolls
and for that from the bottom of my heart i'm sorry wait oh there's a clip let's click on it
i'm doing it in my other screen okay run run i got tell him i think i look all right
oh my god it was an actual gigantic penis that was okay run yeah I think I'm
gonna get bad bro run it's okay bro you did the Logan Paul apology everybody
forgets about it in a week yo bro are we ready for the talent bro lock in I
don't know what type of talent we're about to see but it's gotta be a big
Fucking cock in our face. No, you're all fucking day. I'm gonna get bad
Delete our private the bar to delete the click
Run, you're not gonna get banned. You're not gonna get canceled. Take a friggin chill pill high-vives drag in the first town
Yep, so guys, I would like to say we do have an absolute amazing talent show in
Store for you guys. We have one guy waiting. So we are going to drag Jack first place gets
$200 from Ron in PayPal. Also, you want me to randomly grab people from the waiting room?
Yes, bro. Randomly grab people from the waiting room and just be hovering.
Hop on the kick button. Okay.
Chat, Jixi and Ron, stream and high buys has talent.
Over under chat a dick in 45 seconds. Just get it. You get your over unders man.
Van Fiona. What's up, bro? Oh, girl. It's a girl.
It's a girl.
Yeah.
Hello, Jesse.
That's Sal Volcano behind you.
No, that's Tonka Jihari.
Tonka Jihari.
You're gonna know.
Who is Tonka Jihari?
We gotta know, it's ball knowledge.
$200 on the line, if you, actually, yo,
if you make, fuck talent, if you make us laugh,
you get 200 bucks.
I don't know if I got the ability to make you laugh,
but I'll try by showing you my talent, all right?
So, my talent is doing an incredible girl voice.
I'm a dude, I got a Johnson, as you said.
You know, I saw your stream earlier,
doing, I'm not gonna show my Johnson,
not like everyone in the waiting room.
You got my word.
In the waiting room, is there a lot of penises out?
Oh, I don't know, Jinxy, I saw 15 black penises
that just got blasted all over my screen.
I shut my fucking stream off,
and I'm stuck in the discord,
because I don't know how to disconnect,
and I saw veiny cocks all over my screen.
Yeah, bro, your viewers are sick in the fucking head.
Yeah, that's my chat, bro.
You went into like, you basically
tried to defuse a bomb in there.
Like, what were you expecting?
Sir, sorry, $200 on the live from Ron.
Wait, what?
Ron, are you actually going to pay out this time, though?
No, I'm not paying out this time.
Whoa, wait, did he not pay you in the past?
Oh, I was just talking about the Twitter thing with abs.
He's right.
He's right.
He's actually nice.
This is sick.
This is sick.
I mean, I just joined a Discord call to see a penis to make fun of my abs.
What's next, bro?
What's next?
I'm not making fun of them, bro.
I'm just wondering.
All right.
All right.
This is based off of your GTA 5 roleplay shit earlier, Jensi.
Oh, God.
Aware.
So, I went to the mall earlier, and in my honest opinion, I thought Derek was gonna buy me like
bag or like a pair of heels or honestly like a dress or something that fucker
bought me a pretzel he just bought me a pretzel it's a beer cheese like who does
who does he think I'm it who does he think I am most polos I'm not gonna eat
the auto no way he disconnected no I who had her who gets them
I didn't okay how this works bro I'm allowed to laugh at something wrong or
High-fives does I can't I did not laugh at him
No
I'm not arguing that I laugh I laugh because high-fives kicked him high-fives into the next person
Next person all roads lead to have us all right
Hello, what's your name and what's your talent and what do you do for a living mark? What's up, bro?
I see you have a suey badge. I if I see a penis. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna say one second one second
You second
Mark make us laugh get 200 bucks, bro. You see me. Yes, bro
I
Make you laugh. I thought it's time show
We changed bro. We changed
I'm a opera singer.
I'm a opera singer.
Oh, you're an opera singer.
Okay, make us talent and you get 200 bucks.
Make you talent.
Like beat talent.
You better stand.
All right, let me just start singing the sin.
Stop talking.
Beat talent, yes.
what
Order 66, order 66.
Yo, what's up RIT in?
Like that's trash.
I mean, this is just hooting and hollering,
but we're about to be here for 30 minutes.
These are the same people.
By the way, they type in our chat.
Oh, you're fat.
Oh, where's the content?
Oh, you're a dork.
Oh, Ron, you look so good.
Like these are the exact same fucking people
who type this shit, bro.
Like chat, I didn't laugh.
I didn't, no.
Guys, I have to laugh at what they do,
not the environment of this world.
You're a scammer, you're a scammer.
No, I have to laugh at what they do, what they do.
Guys, we are either gonna level up or level down.
We gotta start pulling random people.
What a feet guy, what a feet guy.
High five, try the next person.
Yeah, bad news guys, we're going off the waiting room.
We got no more pre-verified people.
High five, you need to be normal.
High five, you need to have the speed of light.
High-vives the speed of life!
High-vives, drag him.
Literally be hovering the kick.
Yo, welcome to the channel, bro.
Hey, man, welcome to the channel, man.
High-vives, maybe don't get the guy
that's on his phone with a pentagram on his name.
Yo, high-vives, you gotta get somebody
that looks legit, bro.
Yo, bro, you mind turning on your kick?
Like, high-vives, drag, like, you can, no, high-vives,
listen, here's what I know about my chat.
You can tell who's the sociopath
that went off their username.
Like, get somebody who has a cool username.
Oh, okay.
Oh god, oh god, you know, I don't know how I drag someone then I might as well drag someone
Nope, you literally saw penis last time you went in
No, this guy's sworn that he has a talent. What room are we in?
This is main stage
All right, bro, you beg that you have a talent. All right, hold on
Okay, can I join on my phone cuz I don't have a I don't have a webcam on my PC. Yes, 100% bro
Okay, okay, okay, hold on
Pull me in pull me cuz I gotta go. I'm sorry. We drive soren. Yep. Oh, they're bad
They're bad. I'll hold change their name to soren. No, no, no, don't do that. She the fuck. Oh
Now they're gonna do it
General I mean general pull me in wait maybe cuz we can get a better fight to roll join all waiting for Nancy
Jynxie show cock you've typed that four times
Blame me brah
I'll join the uh waiting the for hurry up bro. We got a lot of talent the way to go through
Yeah, we have there is no talent. There's none. Oh wait
Money or not frog feet spawned in frog feet guy. No, come on. All right. Give him a chance
Bro, if you see our web, that's cool. You're me. What up
Why is there a road in the server that literally just says fat? Is that in the server?
You're me. Show us your talent, bro.
I got it. Yes, you're right. Show us your talent.
Oh, hello, bro. I've never done it before.
I thought you got screened. Hi guys. Didn't this guy get screened? He did the audition.
This is the guy with frog feet. Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, ready? Can I ask a question?
run. Hold on. Are you ready? You're ready. Come on. I don't know if it's going to show
right away. I'm not going to flip my camera. Okay, but are they actually webbed? That's
so weird. Oh my God. Stop. Stop. That's so weird. How does that work, bro? What? How?
So what if someone takes scissors and cuts right there?
Why would you say that?
Bro, we could have done that.
When I was born.
My dad had a choice to do that when I was born.
He don't want to, though.
He said it was unique.
That's so cool, bro.
Hi, guys.
Give him $100.
That's so cool.
He's got a fucked up toy.
No, come on, Zach.
I've never seen that.
Everyone clap.
High-fives, give him $100.
I'm having a bad time.
Bro, what?
That's actually sick.
What the hell?
Now that I think about it.
No, that's actually sick.
If I move this, though, I can't feel this one.
I don't want to see that.
I'm not going to lie.
Wait, say that again?
OK, Yormie, you won a high-fives, bro.
Can you swim faster?
No.
Ooh, that helps me swim a lot.
Wait, that's so cool. Oh my God. Wait, are you like captain of the swim team?
I'm pinned at mods.
I'm not, I'm not on the team.
Bro, just be a pro. Wait, chat. What about, why was Michael Phelps the best?
Did Michael Phelps had the same feet or no, Michael Phelps had something else.
Asked. No, he adds Michael help. Michael Phelps had a genetic thing.
Chad, what was it? He had a genetic thing.
Well, I, I got a question, lucky.
He's ours. Yes, bro. What is your question?
Do you think Mopey, Loki, one day we could cute together?
What rank are you, bro?
I'm high, Emerald.
Hey kid, I'm going to be the guy to say it.
Never meet your heroes, man.
Yo, let's do it.
I kicked them.
I kicked them.
I kicked them out.
all right bro into the next one hey give that a hundred bucks
all right this is the lock in soaring lock in there's a lot of money at stake
soaring bro you begged you begged and screamed that you want to show your
talent so if you turn your camera right now and there's no talent oh god soaring
go sideways soaring go sideways
you know buddy get a heart attack hold on to
pre missile pre cock no oh no no no no no we're
guys the first penis we am this shit and no one gets paid first penis
this server is laggy I cannot turn on my way there's nothing lagging we have our
rubcams on
you keep turning it on and then
I'm gonna keep it a buck. It's not lagging soren soren. It's not lagging
I'm sorry 40 dollars for internet
Hi, bye. Thanks. You're gonna be a one out of ten on YouTube at this range. Thanks
No
Fail to show camera man. What the fuck?
This is bullshit. Who's hacking my shit?
Wait, you keep turning it on and then off again. Just keep it on
What is your talent before we even wait anyway, yeah, I gotta show you pillow at the foot. Yeah, but like can you
pre-order 66 yo come on someone said he ate a football yo can we chill like we
maybe like plasma plasma yeah yeah I can say the alphabet backwards
can you do multiple languages?
Is that a just created off his monitor?
No, it's not.
I don't have a monitor here, I'm not on the monitor here, I swear.
Hi, bro, let's hear you read the alphabet backwards.
Okay, read the alphabet backwards without messing up.
Okay.
Wait, is my camera on?
It does not work.
Yes, you're good to go.
Close your eyes.
Okay.
WV UTS RQP O NML K I H G F E D CBA see the problem is
you said it wrong I wouldn't even know I even if you said it right would not know
they're saying hold it's right they're saying he missed J and I said J miss J miss J I said
day. Someone in my chat said Miss J also. Can we clip this? Did he miss J? I
did not miss J. The sang he missed J. I'm not missing a letter. This is
poppy game though. Hmm. He's really good off of a screen now. What do you think about that time?
Um, well, there's no other fact that he missed J in that. I think, uh, it's not very good.
VAR yeah cuz we can't like bro. This is a lot at stake right now not really
We're gonna message you for your paypal got you bro. We're not messaging that guy
Yo, can we get some real talent going? Yeah, let's just start pulling people. All right
Random room
Yo, we tried to get people from your server and your head mod said there is no talent
Like what do you want me to do bro?
No, guys, you have talent, bro. Please. Let's see how I advise. Come on. Let's help. Yeah, help.
Yo, let's speed this process up. Let's speed this process up.
You know what? Yeah, we got to go bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, like, in and out, in and out.
Oh, in and out sounds so good. Jesus. Jesus, that's so good.
This guy's such a fart, bro.
I'm trying to give, like, a normal name.
All right, this guy.
This guy's name is Chris. Surely he has the talent.
Chris, bro. Welcome to the talent show.
Oh, he's deafened.
All right.
Wait, give him a second.
He might be in the stream.
OK, now you can get him.
Oh, Chris.
Hi, guys.
Is this channel evil?
I love channel fun.
No, bro.
Can you show on your camera?
Chris, what is up?
What's up?
All right, can you see me?
Nope.
All right, one second.
Not bad.
Damn, it's not working.
Hold on.
Hi, guys.
Discord like a sack of shit. Why does all this work?
I got some public and find better talent is the evil discord. Oh, I got some
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna keep it a buck bro
I've seen more talent in my toilet than the last 20 minutes guys. I'm dragging someone. Hold on
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Chris. We can't just wait all day, bro
Okay, that's not me
Yeah, we're gonna try you right back, bro.
Yo, what advice?
If their cam isn't immediately on, just check them out.
It's because, okay, two out of two, mobile people can't put their camera on,
so it has to be someone with mobile, surely.
So, somehow we can get them on mobile.
How about I drag someone?
Let me drag Charlie.
Oh, God.
Wait, like the Charlie I know or another Charlie?
It's just Charlie.
Oh, man.
Oh
How's it going, bro? Oh
He's on mobile. Oh, and he left and he left. Yo, this
So I run I have a good title for a YouTube video technical difficulties
Like bro guys come on guys, please bro
This guy's name is high-fives lover with a sunny mode
Okay, that's concerning. Oh, that's who is Hano. Hano, do you have a camera?
He's muted. He's on mobile and his camera's not on.
Everyone on mobile? You know, should we try my discord? Should we see if I have talent in my discord?
He's right. Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea wrong. I'm gonna send high-fives. I'm gonna send you an invite
Send me one to Ron. Send me one too, please
Where's the group chat top left
In the DMs is that leak or no not public server
Alright, I'm in here
Hey, Ron server here we go
Oh, here we go.
Oh, channel locked.
I can't do anything.
Hold on, wait for perms, wait for perms, wait for perms.
You need perms?
Oh, thanks, man.
I didn't know.
Where are the perms at?
So, Jinxie, while we're just sitting here, bro,
how's your day going so far?
Fan sabotage.
This is probably one of the best
tablet shows we've ever done.
Show us your talent. I showed that for four hours today on rainbow six each. I had two aces
I was carrying my team every game. I
Show my talents y'all every single day when I pick up a goddamn controller and mode into the lunch back on the Celtics
Yo, where the perms at next question
Ron perms perms, Ron perms
We need perms, but I can't click it cuz that fucking kids are fucking joining. Oh
Hey Rod, it's me.
How about these firms, bro?
Hey, bro.
Just tell them to join a channel and he'll get dragged out.
I'll all will drag him up.
See, even some of the names I'm seeing in here are just insane.
Like, this guy spelled my name a weird way with two G's in it.
Like, bro, somebody's names are psychotic.
Hi-Fi has admin role.
He can join.
Hey, hey guys, it's me
Start dragging people bro. Let's try it out. Oh, I got Admiral
Maybe more talent here chat
Let's see. There's some talent here. Let's just start dragging random people. All right move what channel are we in Ron's lair?
Hey
What is that?
Oh, wait, wait, my camera's flipped.
That was a miss on.
I thought it was a miss on.
I'm just reading my camera.
I'm just reading my camera.
I'm just reading my camera.
I'm just reading my camera.
I'm just reading my camera.
I don't know how.
Wait.
Just move your camera, just flip it behind you.
Just see what you look like, bro.
We're going to talk about your watch.
Wait, I'm sorry.
High-fives, order 66, please.
Oh, I'm sorry.
All right, high-fives, next talent.
Yo, get off your phone, bro.
This is work time, not friend time.
Yeah, bro, this is great, man.
All right, Lil Uzi vert smoking a blood.
Hey, that's my Spotify album cover.
Yo, JP, mind turning your camera on?
You see?
I swear to start somebody jerking off.
Did anyone else hear that?
J.
I swear I just heard him jerking off.
Did anyone hear that?
J.P., bro, please.
Oh, Charlie's back.
You can get Charlie back.
He was on mobile and he was MacGethan.
He was on mobile and he was MacGethan.
I just invite Charlie back, bro.
Hey, Charlie, it's me, Ron.
Oh, my God.
Balls, what is your talent, bro?
Noticing a pattern here, I'm actually noticing a pattern here.
Nobody's talking. Is your server even working? Like I'm confused.
Yeah, since these guys have no talent, they're scared and they're an idiot.
Your camera's working, my camera's working, Hiva's, your mic's working, everything's fine.
I'll be sick.
I'm not trying to be that guy, but I'm not trying to be that guy, but he'll see that money
later.
He'll see that money later.
Yo, I've ice cream.
Can you drag someone?
This guy's name is, I can't see, D something.
Druzy.
Druzy, what it up, bro?
Yeah, Druzy, you got a mic?
Appreciate you for coming up, Druzy.
Like, what was the point of joining the call?
I don't understand.
It staples alive today, bro.
Yeah, I was, it pushed the talk or something in this?
Like, no, bro.
Yeah, Jordan was good.
Yeah, Jordan, man, can you please show us a talent key?
turn your face cam and show it.
He left.
He left.
Somebody said in about three minutes, bro, something
that's not the worst dream of all time.
Yo, Jay.
I'd rather watch ads.
Oh, he left the call.
Get another one.
Yo, what's up, bro?
George, you got a mic?
You got a camera?
Oh George, what up, okay?
Oh, he left.
Hi, guys.
Is this like a joke?
He left.
Okay.
Interesting.
Yo, guys, if you're going to join the weight room, like maybe wait, like be ready, like
no one's ready.
I'll drag one.
He said he got one.
Let's see.
You guys join the weight room and then like jerk off.
Yo.
Hello.
Monko.
Oh, this guy's playing ballin right now.
What's up, bro?
What's up, dude?
It sounds like, it sounds like lace.
Well, huh?
I would rather watch paint-
Can you turn your camera on?
Can I keep it a buck? I don't have a camera because I'm on a PC.
Okay, what is your talent?
Uh...
I can play Siege. I don't fucking know.
At what rank? What rank?
Uh...
What's up bro?
Oh my god!
Wait!
A camera!
What?
What's up?
So my name's, my name's Jake and I've been dancing for 15 years.
Ron, do you notice, guy?
Unfortunately, bro.
Show us your dance moves, bro.
Okay, so yeah, that's it for 15 years and you know, I've been taking lessons since I was a kid
Like this is a grown man, this is a grown ass man, bro
like
Like this is this is yeah, yeah, man. Let me get your paper. I'm lying
The fuck out of here. Yo, if you don't get a camera next bro in the next 45 seconds
This stream is gonna be
Yeah, the camera shout out to that guy that guy had a camera actually had a mic
Yo
His name is KBM reflect and he's deaf and he's playing for tonight right now. Oh, whoa
reflect what's up at this point Chet are y'all just you bots like yo
I
Got this I got
I'm gonna do the dragging this guy's name is da I hit rare once
Well, how do you drag? I don't know how you drag have us. How do you drag?
Move to and move to
No, how the ball gotta do something right click and move to chatter
right click
Dixie writes from left right click. Yeah, okay. Yeah, and then move to
Ronson, I got it. Motherfucker. You've been spamming. I got it. Please sleep over. What do you want me to do force nighttime upon us?
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on. I got him. I got him. I got him. This is a good one. I
Have as I'm moving him, but I don't drag perms. I'm moving him. Hello
Don't worry. I'll have a guy outlaw drag. That's it. No, you guys suck. You guys suck. I have a good one
Bro, hi, guys, come on.
Here we go.
Who's this?
Yo.
Let me turn my cam on.
Oh, god.
What's up, guys?
Kips.
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
What's up, yo?
Kips.
What is your talent?
Hey, it's been a little while, guys, especially Rod.
My talent?
No, no, no.
Kips, I'm not going to wait.
Wait.
There's no hair to be.
All right.
I've lost 20 pounds this year. I'm dead ass.
Let me throw you on a six pack.
Oh God.
Wait, oh God, can you show yours?
Yo, what's your talent dude?
What's your freaking talent?
That's a lot.
What's your talent bro?
My talent is I'm athletic.
Okay, define how, like what do you mean you're athletic?
Okay, what what do y'all need to see bro like I can show y'all any athleticism anything give me like one thing
You want me to do I can do it besides like back flips, bro. You remind me of you remind me of someone, bro
I know you're about to do it. You're about to do a combination. Go ahead. Let me just
Just one second
That one was getting tight let me just chill. All right, yo, Nio
Can you do that? Oh my god, bro? I'm gonna be honest like I don't care the five gifted
Can you do five push-ups?
Oh, shit, five push-ups?
Are you sure push-ups, though, out of everything?
Like, you could have done, like, jumping jacks, push-ups?
Can you do the splits?
I'll do the push-ups, I'll do the push-ups, bro.
And don't, every time I do push-ups,
every time I'm in your call,
you say, oh, those are fake push-ups.
It's not fake push-ups, just wait.
Ready?
That looks like a good push up. What that's fine, bro. Can I ask you a question? Are you
proud to be a Jets fan? Yeah, bro, put the Jets jerseys away man. I'm the ship. We shouldn't
be what the check. Watch the back Jersey. Oh, look at the back bro. Come on. Don't be
Jets jerseys, you're both a wee Sherpel. It's the Jets like that leafy on bell jersey
Yes, bro. Hey, those three old fans have been sticking together for a while. Just wait watch. This is our year
No, it is
Your year. No, it's not this isn't even y'all's decade, bro. So here's the thing, man
No, bro, I'm not crazy listen, bro. Wait, are you wait wait wait? What's your team?
We're getting side track bro. We're getting side track.
He just came in and did push ups as his talent.
I did not push ups.
I did not push ups.
It's not talent.
I was so bright and people would make a push up.
I was getting boring after credits if I did something.
I'm not going to lie.
We're giving false hope here man.
This is bad man.
I'm not paying him.
Call me a scammer.
Outlaw is actually a piece of shit.
I don't know what that doordash credits if he joins.
Oh, it's Laze.
Wait.
My name is Laze.
My name is Laze.
My name is Laze and my talent is, I'm kind of just, you guys can just use me.
So I'm here and you guys can just do whatever you want and it'll probably be a good time.
What the?
And I'm really good at it.
So I think you guys can just go ahead and start whenever you want.
Order 66.
I'll just I'll just
I'll just stay unmuted if you guys don't mind that that's cool, and then yeah, you guys can just start every ready
Well like I don't know oh like oh you guys want to all go get food together or you guys want to like play games
You guys want to have a fun little night, you know
Oh, all right, how about it's order 66, bro?
Yo, I hit the road.
Yo, I can get people, but it's just like, come on.
No, you can't.
We went to the discord, and I got a fucking dick in my face.
Drag, I can yodel.
Walla is this guy's name.
Bro, I need perms.
I can't drag these guys to the ladder.
I got you.
I got you.
Here we go.
I'm going to give you some perms.
I think you have perms.
No, no, I'm clicking it.
I don't have perms.
Nicholas Douglas Stewart, you're not getting dragged.
You freak-ass kid.
Like, I'm not dragging you.
Pardon?
Bro, where's the guy at, bro?
No, no, not pardoned.
Not after this GTA debacle.
Oh, great, bro.
There's some names in here where there just
needs to be an instant ban.
All right, what's their name?
Read me the name.
I'm not going to read it.
No, read me the name.
Read me the name.
Bro, where did this guy go, man?
I don't see what you're talking about.
Dude, his name was Ba, I hit rare once.
I don't know, just start dragging random people, bro.
Drown me, wait, wait, drag me out down 10 IPAs.
This is good.
What's that?
Yo, IPAs are like stronger beers.
Yo, bro.
This guy out of bed?
This guy just got out of bed.
Your mic's muted, bro.
I got marble floor. I'd be a mute please. This jinx bathroom
Where is this guy? That's actually look like the marble
You're muddied
Yeah, I'm feeling this guy's taking off his pants, so I'm just gonna get
All right
Yo, just up wait drag me I do magic hold on guys just you guys need to have a little more you guys need to be better
Guess what it's magic sure it's gonna be bro. I wonder yo magic. What up, bro? How you doing drag?
It's gonna kind of looks like me. Why is Nicholas Douglas Stewart in here? I'd like to death or something. What's going on?
I dragged him. Yo drag me. I do magic. What's your bro? This guy looks like me
Yo, bro, you're my you Nicholas Douglas Stewart. No this guy
I
See his mic's not on oh
Would you say I love you high-five yeah, yo psycho psycho wives your name my full name
Are you a sight? Are you a crazy person? Oh?
Jinxy, I love you, dude. What's your talent, bro? What is it?
Hello, sorry push to talk is on I'm so sorry. There we go
Why is that on wait? I have no idea what the fiddle sticks. Oh, I was trying to fix
Okay, there's three GC's
I
Run you just it's kind of hard to do magic while I'm
What's the boss?
No, you did just get a voice mark. Well, you're still you're still
Can you fix your server you know, I was can you fix your face?
I could do a joke instead. I mean I do magic, but I can do a joke in
Yes, bro.
All right, bro.
This one's for GenC.
GenC, just keep a straight face.
Ronaldo, do whatever you want, all right?
All right.
All right.
What is GenC most scared of?
Probably Jim, probably taking testosterone,
probably being around Spain, because he knows
that Lemania Moll is the best player.
He gets intimidated by the Darth Maul.
Oh, right.
No, it's Brucky Hill.
Oh.
Good.
Um, is this a sham?
No, no, no, no, is this a sham?
Like, does anybody in here want to get paid?
I'm actually curious, bro.
Try not to laugh, and then he rips that one.
Great, bro.
Evil.
Evil.
Drag me.
I build portals.
Please don't.
This guy's name is literally Dragoon.
I don't want a Dragoon dude who said he could build portals.
That doesn't even make any sense.
Yo, what's up with you?
Give me to my camera.
Ron got voice mugged again.
That's two voice mobs in four minutes.
Sorry about voice mugging.
I apologize.
Oh, well, at this point, drag epic.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh.
Yo.
So voice mugged and mugged, Ron.
He double dipped on you.
What do you do? Okay, sorry. I'll do what it's your talents man. Thank you for saying my name properly
Appreciate you not calling me a dildo because some people call me a dildo. I need your talent. Let's hear
I can give you the ASMR
Shit you can give ASMR. All right, let's hear it do it in Rob's ear
This money's good little boy Ron. I'm so proud of you my sweet little boy. I
I can get daddy is somewhere too. That's what you're into
I'm not laughing but
How order you a dodo
I'm 24
I
Was only lap because someone in the chat said a Buddha with a normal nose
Okay, come on
We're close to real talent bro. We're close. I'm telling you we're close bro. Hi this guy's name is drag me. I'll drink 30 cheese puffs
Yo, bro, what's your talent man?
No, he said curds.
What is a curd?
It's like the ball of cheese.
What is a curd?
A cheese curd.
Pardon?
Why am I black?
There's my camera.
Yo, dragging me out to eat 30 cheese curds.
What's going on, man?
We're very close. We're close to talent. That's what I mean.
We're very close to bro. We're close to the end stream button.
I'm about to go do a mukbang at Canes bro.
Drag me. I have frog feet. Been there done that. I'm about to beat Radon.
me. I'm a girl. Who's horny ass dragged her? I don't know. All right, man. Turn your camera
on, ma'am. How much do you want to bet? This is the 36 year old man. All right. Yo, Ron,
listen, bro. Yeah, I've been streaming. I've been streaming for eight hours. I had a great
Oh
We're doing a talent show where no one's turning their camera on you're gonna leave us
Are you
You're leaving us right now and now you're gonna abandon me
And me
Ron you've been streaming for an hour, bro. You have like a lot to catch up four hours, man
Shoo shiii
But I'm hungry like I just want to eat food and watch a movie
Yeah, you know what it is. I'll break it down to you ready
So he's hungry. Look at me texting his girlfriend. Don't worry, babe. I'm about to end right now
Oh, I'm texting my girlfriend. I'm on door-dash
Thanks, I just I just wiped away. I'm texting my girlfriend. I'm loading up door-dash. Got you next
Hey, babe, I'm ordering door-dash for us right now. I'm about to end. What do you want waiting for the text?
That's why he texted earlier when he was on his phone and I told him to put it down
He will get girlfriends and then they change man. You want me to get on VR chat talk to a furry?
Yo, bro, I'm beyond this like bro. I'm above this bro. This was me seven months ago
I'm not getting in VR chat. Jinx before what I got on VR chat. So I'm gonna say
I'm gonna say bro
Just kept streaming hi guys. Can you can you agree? No, no, no
I'm eight hours in I had a great day. You know what it was? I was this Italian this drag me. I'm British
Yeah, we lost a lot. Let's see her bro. Can we hear your British?
It doesn't even do like you know what it is high buzz I'll tell you exactly what it is people start becoming lazy when they
When they haven't streamed yeah, like like I've been streaming for a
570 days straight how many days has he been sharing for how many days he's been
sharing for broke as much as me he actually missed the last two days yeah
I've been streaming for literally 500 days 570 days bro what do you mean 569
bro see that's actually sick and I think you're not hungry yeah you're not
hungry he doesn't want it I've been live for eight hours let's get on comedy night
Let's check out comedy night. Let's check. Let's see. Let's go to a comedy. Oh
May as well change the name to slur night they join and just scream slurs
Right, yeah
As soon as I hear a slur you're getting banned chat. It's letting you know
High-fives, but how do we get in a double server? Like how did it we have to join the same one?
Create a server. I think I have to add raw
Stream no no pretty server not showing screen
Nobody come in and say anything bad. Okay?
Nobody's eating bad. Let's just all be positive and I was worried but now that you said that bro. I'm not worried at all
Well, thank you
Listen, my food's been outside for 30 minutes now. It's probably ice cold. It's probably nice a cube. So I'll see you guys later
I
Know right what's your job? Can I try to win some money?
Yeah, what's your job?
And I want to tell a joke. Yeah, what's your job? What's your job?
My joke is Messi's career
Can you imagine playing a World Cup an hour and 20 minutes and you know excuse me two hours?
hours playtime and you still couldn't get one fucking goal or you couldn't
literally couldn't even shoot at the net like that is that is gonna shoot at the
net eight bottom doors all right Ron listen bro I'm gonna start this shit
and I'm gonna get you in the lobby how am I gonna get you in man I'm banned I'm
I'm bad on twitch. He's got eyes. Got man
Man, bitch your streaming right now
Just went down bro
Truth nook
Did you just curse my stream? Okay create room chat? Uh guys?
Let's look at both of them all shit in five months ago. Jinx. He cursed my stream
Ha ha funny. What did he do lol chat if you make me laugh you get money
Yes, yes, you bend me. Hey, Lois, it's me guys. What up? Wait, don't go without me. Why would you go without me?
Jake, Steve, you remember me?
Yes, Tarek, I do, bro. How you been, man?
Jake, Steve, you remember me?
Hold on, guys. I gotta make a new one with Ron. Hold up.
Chad, how do I make a lobby with Ron? I don't know, bro.
I feel angry.
Jake!
Oh, this shit sounds nice.
Hold on.
Must have been the wind. What, did somebody just rip it?
What do you mean? I didn't hear anything.
run um don't tell me to stop screaming in my own twitch chat bro you can click
on other people's streams go fuck yourself I'm trying to demand what I do
run fucking idiot I can make a private one okay ha ha funny lol how do I make
it private though oh I do you scream I live here dude what a name
Oh, Ron. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, I'm just getting trolled by my chat.
They're saying I'm not invited to a sweep over at my own house.
Yo, I live here. Who is this dude?
Hi, guys. Get Ron in. I'm gonna go pee.
Hi, guys. Wipe Ron's ass.
Hi, guys. Get Ron in. I'm gonna go pee.
We fuck lady boys. Who the fuck is this?
Hi, guys.
Yo.
What's the room called? I'll just be the first to join it.
Um, okay.
I'll beat the delay. I'll beat the delay. What is it called?
Like, what are these names, these lobbies?
Wait, let me, is he showing screen?
Oh, yes. Oh, jeez.
Where's the card?
They already know the name, Ron. He's showing screen.
What's the name, man?
Alright, the name is, um, uh, Ron is funny.
Boom, go fast, he's out.
It's great dude, go.
I mean there's just so many just haters in here, hold on.
Oh, I joined the wrong one.
Who the fuck is this, man?
I'm by myself.
Okay.
Leave room.
So now I gotta leave that room?
Ron is, I see...
It's already full.
I see...
Someone leave the lobby, bro.
I
Do I do a private you guys what's the point of calling me stupid in my own chat just want to be that guy
I'm going headset Mike. I'm mad now. Yo, how nice where's the lobby?
creating a private right now is it Ron likes kids is it matter daddy is it
I'm not saying this one
Invite friends. I'm actually gonna invite you stable Roberto. It's invited you
Okay, now how do I open it
Now I'm gonna make it public oh seven wait
There can only be one room admin though, bro. You just set him as an admin. You're an idiot. All right, make it public, please
All right, it's public. How about some beat the brakes off you?
Yo, guys, what up, y'all?
All right, this guy literally, I'm just gonna ban this guy.
Ron, ban the, I don't know, ban firms. Ron, ban the guy with the mustache now, now, now, now, the guy with the mustache now.
And now just trust me, please
I need that. I need it. I need it.
Everyone who talks down, it's going to get kicked inside the guy's state. Go. Go. That was a joke.
How you guys doing, man? It's a pleasure to be in front of y'all, bro.
Jinxie, it's me. Welcome.
My name is Tay today, and I'll be telling you some jokes.
Right now, Juan, what does Jinxie look like?
Uh, what does he look like?
That's Roy Fritano.
I'm going to deaf in court.
You're on.
Everyone who tells a joke will be kicked after so make it good.
Here we go.
Let's go, man.
Uh, what is Darth Maul getting his sneakers?
Where does he get his sneakers?
The Darth Maul!
Give me a hand.
I told y'all this is why I stopped this site.
I stopped this site, bro.
This is why I stopped.
Next up.
Where does Darth Maul get his sneakers?
Brother!
Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go!
The Darth Maul!
The Darth Maul!
What mall do I go to?
The dark mall.
Hi guys, burden the chat to the floor.
What mall do I go to?
The dark mall.
Yo Ron, I love you bro.
I swear to god I love you so much bro.
Yo!
Yo!
Guys!
Does anyone have a channel?
Why?
Cause anyone be afoot.
Hahahaha!
Oh my god!
Yo, hi guys! Can you wash my balls for me?
Can you wash my balls?
Please, my daddy is tipsy!
I'm going in the stage, I'm going in the stage, I'm going in the stage.
Where do your shoes get dark, Mom?
Where?
Ron, none of this is funny, bro.
Chad, am I a mutt?
I
Hey, thanks. He you better hate me yesterday
Fuck you. Okay. Hey, it's a good joke. So I'll keep on this guy. Yeah, I love you
This guy's doing hate speech
baby, baby
I
Yo, uh guys, I just wanted to say
Saying Darth Maul is not a joke. Oh, I have the floor. Hey, let's see who's got a joke
Come on guys saying Darth Maul like guys cool. We had a cute time. Let this shit go, bro
I'm not doing this shit tonight
You're just way to ruin the
I heard you bro. I heard you
Hello
Yeah, we need new people come on tell some real jokes man. Come on
Fuck me okay, what?
Yeah, tell a joke. Well, come on. We need a real joke here
Starting now, if you don't have a real joke, you're banned from the lobby.
You don't have a-
Uh, hello?
Uh, Ron, I just want to say, I love you so much before it's my joke. Can you kind of unbend me?
What's your user name, bro? Let me check it out.
Uh, RenziYY. My account was given to me. It was just banned, uh, 1810.
RenziYY1810. Ron, what are his chat logs?
I don't want to say what my
account was given to me. I
didn't get it. Oh, yeah. That's
not a real user. I find it.
Renzi. It's not. It's like
under.
Renzi, it's not, it's like under school, like, not capital.
Your account was given to you.
What the fuck are you saying?
Yo, yo, Renzi, Renzi, Renzi, Renzi, yeah, yeah.
Renzi, your account was given to you.
Yo, Renzi, I'm looking at it.
Renzi, I'm looking at what you said.
What did he say?
So he wrote the N word, but he put an O at the end instead.
It would be a comment given.
Yeah, you'll get unbanned if you tell us a good joke, otherwise you're banned.
Okay, ready?
Well, dead, jinxy, place in our sex.
It's a small talk.
No, it's suppression, bro. I didn't hear what you said.
Hiiii
Y'all, I got a few of the jokes come my sleeve the first one.
So, what do you call a fish with no eyes?
This is a good one. A fish...
What the fuck? This guy has my script?
Okay, I got another one. I got another one.
So a horse walks into a bar.
Okay, you really want to know this joke. This shit gets crazy.
A horse walks into the bar, right?
He sits down, has a few drinks, has a good time.
Just think, right?
Jinxie, I know you're laughing over there.
Hold it in.
OK, hold it in.
I know Rod might know this one.
So the horse walks to the bar.
It's a Sunday.
You know, he goes, gets the drink.
You know, it might be a matter of daddy.
Somebody said, what's a matter, daddy?
I don't know.
And after that, he's like, OK, what's his name?
What?
He's like, now, look at him.
Jinxie, I hate you.
OK.
See, Rod, this is why I don't do this website anymore.
I'm left to, OK.
Hi.
Bro, I got you to make a mistake an hour ago!
Can you guys fill your mouth up with water?
I gotta hear them first, hold on.
What's your joke bro, it's here.
Can you guys fill your mouth up with water?
Sure bro.
Fill up my mouth with water, okay?
Let me know when, let me know when.
Yeah, let me know when.
Here I go.
Alright, what's the difference between a fridge and a woman?
A fridge doesn't queef when you pull up the-
Yo, can you hear me?
I'm a sage, so um, I wouldn't say.
Well, like, Jynx say I'll beat you at the stage, by the way.
No one gives a fuck, eat your beans on toast.
Ron, I love you.
Tell us a joke.
Yo, Jynx, tell us a joke.
Ron, order 66, bro. Please, God.
you have to get quicker with the kicks.
Hello?
Are you all right?
So God.
What's the difference between a contemporary Irish boxer and a black Asian like?
One's a new giga.
I knew that.
Yo, what's going on?
What's good, James?
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
How are you ready for the joke?
Do you know how to kill 100 flies at once?
I'm hovering over the band bro, if you don't tell a good joke you're banned instantly.
Alright alright alright alright, I just want to ask, how are you guys, are you guys doing?
Doing good, doing good.
No response, no response.
Doing good, doing good.
Fuck you Jinx, am I-
Alright, I'm the one that responded.
Hey guys.
Hello?
Give Jinx the admin.
You're in my chat.
Hello.
Yo, Tansy, what up?
Yo, yo, yo.
Hi.
Slip, boop, boop.
Ron, Ben, you're me.
Ben, you're me.
Like, Ron, you need to, like.
Yo, yo, yo, I think she calmed down, calmed down.
All right.
Um.
Oh, you are airplane!
Yo, hello?
Can you guys, can you guys hear me?
Yeah.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yes, yeah.
Yo, what's going on? What did the Darth Maul get his shoes from?
I'm gonna blow my brains out, Ron. Yo, Ron, fully ban them, please!
Yeah, Ron, this joke is just for you, Ron. Okay, you ready?
I'm literally banning them.
Ron, this is for you. Okay, you ready?
How many Warping Jinxes from Tampon Springs does it take to change a light bulb?
Okay. How many?
None.
Because Hyla's gonna just do it for him.
Minasucla, your brain is the toaster, bro.
You have like nine brain rot ass things.
Let's hear it, bro, we're gonna start a joke.
What is stable Ronaldo scared of?
Jinxie, what's up Jinxie?
What is he?
Wait, what did he say?
He said my ex is...
Why is stable Ronaldo to get his shoes?
This is so bad. Our viewers could never say we're not fine with my bro. This has got to be like...
So, where does... what's the state of Toronto's favorite clothes?
L.E. Pants and then Piketty?
Y'all, what do you call a man without a nose?
Nobody knows.
What is Jixi getting his shoes?
Thank you Ron.
What's up baby?
No.
I gotta get out of here.
You guys gotta get out of here Ron.
Can you guys hear me?
One last run.
I gotta get out of here.
Jixi, where did you get your shoes from?
Hey guys.
It's me Ron here.
I got a joke y'all.
What's the stage Ron? What do you want to see that bro?
I got a joke man.
Put the foot down.
Alright, hold on y'all. Let me just get...
Booy.
Shut up.
Alright y'all, give me a second. Let me try to get the joke out of here.
Let us hear it Ron.
Alright, so here's how the joke goes.
So there's a dude named Ron and he walks into a bar.
Okay? Now...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, okay, okay, hold on.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An invest-a-gator!
That was an evil joke.
No, it's an invest-a-gator.
Because it's an invest?
Okay, I got a bad peephole.
Yeah, this little dumbass. Why? Why?
Yeah, what's up man?
What's here man?
The only thing funny is the high prices gaming skills
Why do you try this people never play me
Guys come on guys. I just want to say
Get off the stage
God that the fuck up
I'm gonna head out guys
I
Chat boo boo boo. Yeah. Oh my god. I've seen for eight hours boo boo boo boo
Guys love you to death kid. Um listen, bro
We're gonna do game night soon
With probably Joe and Ron, bro. I wanted to do the trio games when Joe was down, which sent a couple days
Chat love y'all to death kid and I'll see you guys tomorrow, bro. Have an amazing fan tab in this beautiful night
Yeah, guys, I'm a part-time streamer. I stream for eight hours. I'm a part-time streamer
Guys have a beautiful amazing fan tab in this night love y'all bro, and I'll see you guys into the next one
I don't see you
Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.