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Look at the stars, look how they shine on you, everything you do.
I'm wet from yellow in Coldplay.
Yeah, they were all yellow I came along
I wrote a song for you And all the things you could do
It was proud yellow So then I took my money to take
Oh, why the things I've done
It was all yellow
You're spinning, lonely, you're spinning
Oh, turn your head to something easy
Oh, you know
I love you so
For no I love you so
Chad get sad bro, everybody gets sad jinx, thank you for the crime outside. Thank you for the crime
Channel day two David whoa, I just malfunctioned
Today we're doing day two attempt two of the Laugh I Lose Challenge.
Click the link into the pin chat.
You want to send in your pin chat on your challenge?
We're going to do it correct this time.
Last time I fucked up.
I did big cam little clip.
Now we do little cam big clip.
Jamie, think of it a fine family.
Think of the two one brutal thing of the bottle.
JJ, think of the bottle.
Bushman, think of the bottle.
I swam across, I jumped across from you, a wild thing to do
Cause you are all yellow
Last song, wallah
Last song
It's gotta get hyped for today
Jack try not to cry challenge bro. Try not to cry
Bye.
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7 years old mama told me go make yourself some friends it'll be lonely
What's that?
If they don't think about the prime step they can devolve a hair they can devolve a APT devolve
Wait wait the fuck up filthy
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Sack down
I brought my chair I brought my chair. Oh my god, but my oh, no, it's okay. Oh my god, it's okay
I'm not sure if I'm ready to get my friend
Jabote's good bro
Alright, let's do this shit
Not chat
Listen bro, happy...
Happy day today
Guys, listen bro
Jabote is today
Yo YouTube, if you're watching this stream on YouTube from the start
Type penis
Ladies and gentlemen
As y'all boys know, I was testing my footballing ball knowledge yesterday
Um
Now we're gonna test my NBA knowledge
Since y'all say I'm blah blah blah the sakhore bro, let's test my MBA knowledge
Chat now if you know ball play alone
Hey blitzers, can you guess the basketball players in just five seconds chat? Why is she talking to me like that?
Down boy chat. Listen. Don't type penis now
Guys don't type penis now. I mean if somebody watches the youtube bot later on into the day
Also comment down below your favorite player and how many you got right favorite NBA player of all time
Shout out Kyrie Irving man the truth now, let's begin
No pausing listen bro when I did this in FIFA people got triggered cuz I was pausing
No policy, good-bye. Starting now, test my MBA knowledge.
Move on!
Look what I've done!
Max is gonna be Curry.
Kevin Durantama!
Durantama!
Tre Cinco!
Tre Cinco!
Kevin Durant!
Steph Curry!
Or should I say Chef Curry?
Stuck in Curry!
Should I say Chef Curry?
Yonah's on set the Kumpo, the greek freak on the court, the greek freak in the seat.
Yonah's on set a Kumpo.
Kawaii Leonard!
He can't last properly, he doesn't know how to last.
Kawaii Leonard.
Look up Kawaii Leonard last.
Lukadonchich!
Dio, take over the time, Draco, they're gonna get this.
Lukadonchich.
chitch. Anthony Davis, Anthony Davis, Anthony Davis, Anthony Davis, James Harden, aka The
Beard James Harden
Damian Lillard, Damian Lillard, I think. Yes, that's Damian. Damian Lillard, Damian Lillard.
Joe L.M.B. The process. Joe L.M.B.
It's getting harder. This is if you have real bone out.
Uh, Devin Booker, Devin Booker, Devin Booker, I know this because, Brewatt is, Brewatt is
Claes is him.
Jason Tatum, Jason Tatum, Jason Tatums.
Jason Tatum.
Uh, after all that, Carl Anthony's out, after all that, Carl Anthony's out.
I've never seen the sky in my life
I've never seen the sky in my life
Bradley Beale
waaatttttt
Paul George, Paul George
Paul George
Kyreeeeeeeee
Kyree Irving
Jimmy Butler, what the fuck is that picture?
Jimmy Butler.
Is that real?
Ross!
Ross!
Russell Westbrook.
Russell Westbrook.
Cris Paul, CP3.
CP3.
Cris Paul, come on, Mary.
Cris Paul.
Never seen this guy in my life.
I've never seen this guy in my life.
Chris Middleton.
What?
Oh, a spider!
Spider Mitchell!
Donovan Mitchell!
Donovan Mitchell!
Oh, Tray Young!
Tray Young!
Tray Young!
I stretch!
Tray Young!
No, I know him!
The tall point guard!
What's his name?
Ben Simmons.
Ben Simmons.
Ben Simmons.
Ben Simmons.
Ben Simmons.
Ben Simmons.
guys like here's the part that's annoying cuz y'all are gonna say lark everybody in their
mother knows yes shut up with lark guys everybody know everybody and their mother knows Ben Simmons
it's called a blanking like y'all ever blanked I blanked well I have five seconds I was supposed
to say keyboard I'm used to saying keyboard I have never seen this guy in my
life
true holiday that's true holiday like yeah I know like bro this is the annoying
part I know true holiday but I can't pick out his face in a crowd
Never seen this dude in my life
See Jay McCollum
Jaylin Brown
I know who Zach, shh, I know who Zach Levine is.
Oh, GenC, you're larping, okay, dunk contest, boom, roast it.
I know who Zach Levine is, bro, but I can't pick out his face.
He has a very, Deandre Aiden, Deandre Aiden, I read chat.
Deandre Aiden.
But I bet you didn't know this, chat.
You guys are saying LARP, I bet you didn't know this.
Deandre Aiden, he played at Arizona in college.
Oh, but I'm a LARPer, oh, I'm a LARPer.
Tobias Harris.
What?
I
John Collins
Michael quarter junior that's it
See brothers my era the problem with these young bloods
Doing all this jibble-jabble y'all never played basketball
Yo, uh Kyle Lowry Kyle Lowry
Julius Randall like I know who Julius Randall is, but I can't pick out his face
Damar DeRosin!
Damar DeRosin.
She bet it's my era.
This is what I grew up on, y'all.
Malcolm Brogdon.
Chris Boucher!
Related to Bobby Boucher?
Hold on!
Related to Bobby Boucher?
Ah, Lonzo!
How's Lonzo doing instead of the NBA, bro?
How's Lonzo doing?
Shysa.
Oh, no.
He went down.
What about Mellow?
See it's really nothing. No one in practice can guard me. Yeah, 20 PPG. Metal's the truth.
long so ball zesty typer see this I know this I know you're just being a jack
off bro zesty typer brah I'm just typing it's the gigantic center for the
Cavaliers, I don't know his name. Gigantic Center for the Cavs. Jared Allen.
Jared Allen.
Is that John Wall? God. Is that, he looks old as shit now.
John Wall.
Wait, Chad, I'm gonna die one day.
This is John Wall now?
No.
Bro, Chad, we're all slowly marching towards death.
That's John Wall now?
What?
John Wall looked like a babyface in the league, bro.
Is he high?
Brandon Ingram.
Is he high as fuck in this?
Stop spamming yes.
He literally is.
He always is.
Clint Capella.
Clint Capellas.
Nando Lima.
Nando Lima.
always is. Clint Capella. Clint Capellas.
Oh wait, I know this. DeAngelo Russell. DeAngelo Russell, I think.
DeAngelo Russell.
You got me. Feastables. Hold up. No, no, hold up.
Mr. Beast?
No longer.
Only for one season.
I'm not a dusty diaper!
Terry Rocheer.
Oh, where?
No, no, no, no.
Who was the guy that...
was it him?
No, was it him?
He's the one who rigged games.
It was him!
Terry Rocheer, you're an asshole!
Oh my god.
No, I have to close my eyes because I'm actually going to get mad if I don't remember this guy's name.
name one of the best three-point shooters in the league he played video games he
played for the Pacers Gordon Hayward Gordon Hayward Gordon Hayward Gordon Hayward
see I know a little bit of puck bro Gordon Hayward yeah yeah this Gordon Hayward's
face it's the I got high emo
Miles Turner. What?
Spencer Dinwiddie. Ha! Cool name!
Cool name!
Jared Jackson Jr.
Wait, I want to see something. I want to see something.
That's wrong. Wait, wait, wait. She's wrong.
Sharon Jackson.
Chad, that's wrong.
The video is larping. We go back.
Sha, hold on. Wait, what? This is wrong? Spencer's inability, hold on. The video is
Slarping
Yo
That's not the same guy. What the fuck
The hell
Sharon Jackson jr
Wait, THE Andre Drummond?
Like the guy that averaged the most rebounds in the NBA for like two seasons in a row?
Yeah, cause here's the annoying part.
Y'all can say LARP, but it's like I know who Andre Drummond was.
I know who Andre Drummond was.
He was like the best rebounder in the NBA for two seasons.
But I don't know how his face looks.
That's why this shit's annoying
Yeah, guys, I'm warping Andre drumming played for the Pistons and he had the most rebounds in the NBA for like two straight seasons
But I'm warping. I don't know who he is
Jeremy Grant
I don't know who that is. I've never heard of him.
Kemba Walker.
That's Kemba? That's Kemba?
Jalen Green.
Heard of him, but I don't know his face.
Christian Wood.
Oh
Wendell Carter Jr heard of him but don't know his face
Kyle Kyle Kuzma Kyle Kuzma Kyle Kuzma Kyle Kuzma
Yo goggles you're just typing whatever on spamming you don't know Bob
R.J. Barrett.
Heard of him, don't know his face.
Dreemawg!
Dreemawg!
Drain in green.
Darinbotton Jr.
Buddy Heald.
What?
Before you say LARP, Buddy Heard played at LSU.
Before you say LARP.
I know who Buddy Heard is, but I don't know his fate.
D-Chelt Murray.
Oh, he played at Oklahoma's.
Thanks for-
Okay, NFL, I'm gonna be the best.
No, no.
NFL, I'm gonna be the best.
Voila.
NFL, I'm gonna be the best.
Welcome to the ultimate NFL quiz.
Four clues, one player,
and your challenge starts right now.
Can you guess this NFL player?
You take one Barclay.
You're with four clues.
You take one Barclay.
You take one Barclay.
I know so much NFL knowledge.
It's my most known sport.
It's take one Barclay.
This video is too easy, bro.
Get ready to test your brain with 101 general knowledge questions everyone should know.
In this quiz, there's no multiple choice.
You'll have to rely on memory.
So if you're ready, let's get started.
What is the fear of spiders called?
Arachnophobia.
Block it.
Block it. Arachnophobia.
The correct answer is Arachnophobia.
How many time zones are there in the world?
16. 16.
16.
There are 24 time zones.
What do bees collect and use to make honey?
Beehives, beehives, beehives.
The answer is nectar.
What does the U in USB stand for?
United, United, United.
It stands for universal.
Close, close.
Which blood cells help fight infection?
Be blood, be blood.
Be blood, be blood, be blood.
Correct.
It's the white blood cells.
I learned that in science, but I...
What is the coolest place on earth?
Antartica.
Antartica, antartica.
The correct answer is Antarctica.
What animal appears on the Ferrari logo?
You got it!
It's a horse.
How long is a cat's pregnancy on average?
Seven weeks.
No, two weeks.
Two weeks.
It's about 9 weeks or 63 to 65 days.
What is the only planet that rotates clockwise?
Earth! Earth! Oh my god, I learned this! Earth!
I'm at an age grade.
The answer is Venus.
Which is faster? Sound or light?
Sound! Sound! Sound! Sound! Sound! Sound!
Everybody knows this.
Life travels much quicker than sound.
What is a group of lions called?
Lions. Trick question. Lions. Trick.
They are called a pride.
No one, I'm sorry. That's AI.
No one has ever once referred to lions as a pride.
Where was ice cream first invented?
Belgium!
Belgium!
Belgium!
Belgium!
Belgium!
It was invented in China.
How many years are in a century?
You will remember me for centuries!
100!
Yeah!
Yeah!
100!
The answer is 100 years.
BAM THE ABSOLUTE IDIOT THAT'S HAD A THOUSAND!
How many colors are there in a rainbow?
Five?
I've never looked. I just look at it. I never count.
Right, five.
There are seven colors.
CAP! Oh, two purples, really.
This is the bullshit I'm talking about. Two purples.
what is the hardest substance in the human penis body probably a penis or
like a bone a bone or a penis the correct get me out of here get me out of
here dancer is the enamel what is the main ingredient in chocolate cocoa cocoa
I think I think Coco
That would be Coco beans
What color is the black box on an airplane black?
Yo, maybe give me something a little bit harder, bro, please
They are normally a bright color. All right, you know, I'm not even kidding
I'm not doing like bullshit trick questions like orange
What is the capital of India do Mumbai Mumbai Mumbai Mumbai Mumbai
The answer is New Delhi, this is not Belgium boggles like
Which bird can't fly but can swim
trick question none
Trick question, there are no birds that can swim.
The answer is a penguin.
Oh, I look he forgot about that.
I look he forgot about that.
Which country is credited for inventing paper?
Belgium.
Belgium, Belgium.
Damn, they invented ice cream and paper.
Which famous artist cut off part of his own ear?
Bob Ross? I think? I probably Bob Ross.
That was Vincent Van Gogh.
No one knows that.
Which planet is closest to the sun?
Mars? No, Earth. Earth.
The correct answer is Mercury.
How do y'all know? Because y'all know y'all are still in school. That's literally the only reason.
What is the largest country in the world by land area?
Russia. I think Russia. I think Russia. I believe Russia.
That's right. You got it. Russia.
Vamu. Vamu. Vamu.
What is the smallest country in the world?
Rhode Island.
No, that's a state Luxembourg maybe Luxembourg Luxembourg that would be Vatican City
Vatican City is a country
What half of this shit is strict questions
0.44 square. It's a hundred acres. That's absolute bullshit. It's a hundred acres.
How many continents are they? Seven. Now that's light work, no reaction. Light
No reaction.
Where?
Seven.
Seven, seven.
Everybody knows this.
Chat, no, not six, seven.
Just seven.
There are seven continents.
And which country is Angel Falls located?
United States of America.
Isn't this in Washington?
United States of America.
It's founded in Venezuela.
Bro, the thing is, when I was in school, I was already locked in, bro.
Like, I was already a streamer chat.
I wasn't, I wasn't a streamer yet, but I had a mindset.
Guys, I didn't pay that much attention.
Which actor played Forrest Gump?
Oh, um, come on, bro.
I have to pause.
It's the really famous guy who lost like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're going to get.
Tom Hanks.
Tom Hanks.
Loud Slack of Box, chocolate.
That's correct.
It was Tom Hanks.
How many bones are in a-
112.
Human foot.
Or no, that's the whole body.
Maybe like 15.
I'm gonna say 13, 13, 13.
The correct answer is 26.
Yeah, general knowledge.
General knowledge.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, yeah, fucking right.
No one knows this ever!
What are Canada's two national sports?
Hockey and drinking.
Oh, Canada!
Canada has both ice hockey.
La Crosse, what?
And La Crosse.
Bro, but Canadians are pretty fucking good at drinking too.
Throw that in.
Oh, Canada!
What is the chemical symbol for potassium?
Pot.
I'm high on O pot news.
The chemical symbol is K.
Everybody in the chat right now that just typed K.
Mods scroll forward and ban them because all they're doing is they're watching the video 10 seconds ahead and then acting smart.
Mods just ban them all.
If you're still typing K by the way, it's not impressive.
In math, what prime number comes after three?
Voila!
I don't even know what a prime number means.
I'm just gonna guess nine.
The next prime number is five.
What the fuck is a prime number?
This is made up bullshit!
This is the shit you learn in school?
Yo chat, guess what?
I'm 25 years old.
I have never in my adult life heard a human being mention a prime number.
This is the shit you learn in school, but then they don't teach you about taxes.
This is what you learn in school.
Dude, you know what a pride number is?
Literally no one uses this.
No one uses this.
What is Spider-Man's real name?
Peter Parker.
Come on, dude.
You guys can say I'm dumb, tell me one time in the life where you're ever going to use
a prime number or when you're ever going to use Pythagorean's theorem.
It's all just LARP.
You guys want to talk about LARPing?
Math class beyond eighth grade is all LARP.
Everything that happens after eighth grade is LARP.
Construction.
Say what lie he?
You used prime numbers in Pythagorean Theorem for construction.
You're laughing.
The correct answer is Peter Parker.
What nickname is Venus commonly known by?
Penis.
Bro, I don't know just Venus.
No one has ever said that!
No one has ever said that!
You just call it Venus.
The answer is the morning.
I'm actually getting rage rated by this.
How many zeros are in one billion?
A million is,
a million is nine.
So a billion is 12.
No, a billion is six.
So a billion is nine.
It has nine.
Hey, I got there.
Come on.
out there. Zeroes. Which element is used in thermometers and is liquid at room
temperature? Fahrenheit, easy peasy lemon squeezy. Give me the next one.
Correct, it's Mercury. Alright, get me out of here, bro. I can't keep doing this.
how many oceans are there on earth 15 I'm just totally guessing 15 15 15 I'm
just there help somebody help her five major oceans somebody help please what
was the name of the rabbit in Disney's Bambi no one knows Bambi died in the
credit scene the credits were rolling in Bambi died or no that was his mom how's
is ma. Thumper. Alright, either you guys are smart or you're just scrolling ahead. Yeah,
you got it. It's thumper.
You see, you are incredibly lucky streaming worked out because you are so stupid. Many
toes as an ostrich have on each foot. I'm pretty sure 10 because they have the same
as humans.
All right, his toe is the size of my cock. I mean, what are we doing here, bro? His toe
is I'm going to be honest. Actually, no, it's not.
Two toes on each foot. How many centimeters are in a meter?
Walla, I think it's 64.
I think 64.
The answer is 100 centimeters.
What shape is a stop sign?
Trick question, octagon, octagon, octagon.
Bang, give me the next one.
Give me the next one.
A correct answer is an octagon.
Which TV chef presents Hell's Kitchen?
Here we go.
Real questions.
Gordon Ramsay.
That would be Gordon Ramsay.
What are you?
What are you?
An idiot sandwich.
nice TV show of all time.
How many months have 30-
Literally just February.
One days.
I think just February.
Just February.
So one.
There are seven months with 31 days.
Quench element forms a diamond.
Minecraft?
No, I don't know, like...
No one knows that!
Our dancer is Carbon.
This is not general knowledge chat!
Cool, you guys can skip ahead in the video and then LARP Intelligence.
No one knows that.
What does Akuna Matata mean?
I love you forever in African.
It means I love you in African.
Akuna Matata.
That's right, it means no worries.
How many sides does a hexagon have?
Six. Six. I didn't know what you said because you're forming.
Get to forming. Six.
The answer is six.
How many chambers does the human heart have?
Four, probably. I'm just going to say four.
If you buy it, it has four chambers.
Which element is represented by the symbol FE on the periodic table?
Fahrenheit?
Fahrenheit.
The correct answer is iron.
What do you call lines that never intersect?
Never intersecting lines.
Let's just keep it simple.
I'm going to be crazy.
They call them parallel lines.
I think I read about that in school.
What is 11 multiplied by 12?
132.
132?
132?
The-
Look at all these simpletons that said 121.
Oh, but I'm an idiot.
Oh yeah, Chad, I'm an idiot.
Look at all these simpletons.
Ha ha ha.
Simpletons!
Simpletons!
CYMBOL TENS!
Answer is 132.
Of course, Boggles said 121.
Boggles, check your head.
What is the main ingredient in miso paste?
Use in traditional Japanese miso...
Wasabi!
I think wasabi.
Soup.
I'm not even kidding.
I think wasabi.
Dead mass.
That's right.
Soybeans.
What is the capital of South Korea?
Faker City?
Faker City, Faker.
The correct answer is Seoul.
Help!
Somebody help!
Who is the author of the cad in the hat?
Dr. Seuss.
The answer, of course, is Dr. Seuss.
Which U.S. state has the longest coastline?
California, city of conscience.
To keep it rocking, no side of body.
That would be Alaska.
I can't do this anymore, I'm done.
All of these, yo, I'm gonna be honest,
Alaska's like half a state.
I'm out of control.
what is the name of a shape with nine sides nonagon or something I don't know
not a gun I'm him I'm here I'll told her bitch I'm him quit playing I'm dead
ask him. It's called a nonagon. I did not rip hard art. I said a word. What is the name
of the sea between the United Kingdom and Scandinavia? I mean, yo, I'm not Christopher
For Columbus, I don't notice.
Ask me about Messi.
It's called the North Sea.
On which continent is the Sahara Desert located?
I believe Africa or Asia.
I'm going to say Africa.
The Sahara Desert is located in Africa.
What do you call a group of fish?
School!
School!
School!
Oh, come on, Vamoborna.
School, this is shit, it's easy now.
Yeah, of course, a school.
What is the square root of 144?
12, 12, 12 times 12, 144, yes, 12, 12, 12.
The answer is 12.
What does the word renaissance mean in English?
Like throwback throwback throwback throwback the correct answer is rebirth
Yeah, I know what a breath like I know what a Renaissance is
What is the name of the largest moon of Saturn Saturn moon bro, no one knows this
Saturn moon
It's called wait actually learned that in school
I'm just rusty like if you're still in school, this shit's probably easy
Who discovered penicillin
Eminem
That was Alexander Fleming chatting me
are unicorns real or mythical they are this is controversial but they're real
you're gonna say mythical but I've seen a unicorn with my own eyes before this is
controversial but I've seen a unicorn it's real unfortunately no you're wrong
this is a this will be called CIA agent you're paid by the government they're
just myth I know they're real creatures that's called drugs no I didn't get on
drugs when I saw a unicorn I saw a unicorn on the back nine of a local
golf course in the winter two winters ago in what year but no one is ever gonna
believe me did world where one begin I believe 1918
Shout out my history buff.
1918, I'm a history buff.
All right.
If again in 1914, can we just do like close counts?
Who painted the van go van go van go van go.
Oh, the order that you actually knew that.
That was Leonardo da Vinci.
Chat saying me.
Is an avocado a fruit or a...
Controversial, I think fruit.
Vegetable.
Free shavakadoo.
Who's free shavakadoo, classic?
An avocado is botanically a fruit.
What colors are flamingos when they are born?
I think white and then they turn pink.
I think white and then they turn pink so Chad I notice because if you go to
bush gardens in Florida there's a flamingo section listen to me when I
say this if you go to bush gardens in Florida there's a flamingo section it
is the worst smelling place on planet Earth flamingo shit see there's some
People in Florida that are saying stinky as shit.
Only people who have been to Florida
and been to Busch Gardens know this.
Do not go within a hundred feet of the Flamingo section.
It is the smelliest scent in the entire world.
It is fucking disgusting.
Correct.
They have gray or white.
But I noticed because the babies are white.
There's...
What is the name of the baby, Kay?
It's like something funny.
It's like a conch or something.
It's a conch or something.
What is it, Chad? A Joey, that's what it is. A Joey. Of course, Bongo's new to this.
You got it. They're called a Joey.
Wait, that's TLS? Wait, that's a slur?
No, but I thought Angry Jinj said it. Angry Jinj called me a jabby cunt.
Whoa.
Dude, that's bad?
Wait, what?
Can't say that?
How many wings does it be?
Two.
What type of stupid ass question is that?
Two
Everybody has to broke to the dumbest question in total bees have four wings
Which domesticated animal was sacred and worshipped by ancient I think cats. I'm not even kidding. I think cats Egyptians. I learned about this, bro
The correct answer is a cat.
Holy ball knowledge.
Yo, I'm going to say it.
Cats are better than dogs.
Put the knife away.
Put the Glock away.
Relax for a second.
Cats are better than dogs because cats are clean.
They're self-sufficient, self-reliant.
They don't shit all over the floor.
Cats are legendary.
On average, which planet is closest to Earth?
The moon and then after the moon I believe it is
Venus
No, it's Mars. We went to Mars
Yeah, bro. It's Mars
That's right. It's Mercury
Area 51 is located in which American state?
New Mexico! New Mexico! New Mexico!
Jack, hear me out.
IRL stream.
Me and Ron, explore Area 51.
Area 51 is located in Nevada.
What bird features on the flag of Mexico?
Pinka.
Hawk?
The answer is a golden eagle.
What type of animal is a whale?
A...oooh a mammal I think.
A mammal.
The correct answer is a ma-
But like, are they considered a fish?
Cause chat, aren't fishes mammals?
A mammal.
What is the name of the shape with seven sides?
Seven agon.
Correct.
It's called a heptagon.
What is the currency of Sweden?
Swedish dollars.
The answer is Swedish krona.
God, I want to drink a corona now.
Which direction does the sun rise from?
The south. Always the south.
Sun always rise from the south.
That's right. It rises from the east.
Which country is shaped like a boot?
Italy! Bro, come on.
We all kicked our friends out of an Xbox party
like this before.
We all kicked our friends out of an Xbox party
like this before.
What's the shape of Italy?
Uh, a boot.
Disconnected.
The correct answer is Italy.
Classic.
Classic.
What do the letters DNA stand for?
Dioxyribonucleic acid.
Dioxyribonucleic acid.
Mocked.
Mocked, mocked, mocked.
No one in the chat knew this.
Mocked, mocked, mocked.
Open, you can see you're a dumb streamer.
Stands for Dioxyribonucleic Acid.
What Italian word originally meant pie and now refers to a famous dish pizza pie. Yeah, the pizza pie. Yeah
The pizza pie. Yeah, you got that one. Yo, Italy, bro y'all made pizza like hold on
It's not rocket
Italy y'all made pizza. Uh y'all will forever be a top five country of all time
You made pizza. Thank you, bro. Yo, Italy like thank you y'all have made so many nights happy for me
No, they didn't wait Italy didn't make
P
Can't shut up. Yes, they did. Yes, they did
What substance we can
Plutonium what's called no, it's something plutonium. What is it chat?
Kryptonite
Of course, yeah, it's kryptonite.
Vamo. Vamo, vamo.
What is the smallest-
I think penis.
Bone in the human body called.
The answer is the states.
Alright. There's not- yeah guys, type states, type states. I'm sure. You guys just skipped
ahead into the video, you're not cool.
Bound in the ear.
Uh, yeah, bro.
Sure, I'm sure that you know that, that's general knowledge.
Sure, bro.
In which sport is a T used?
Golf. Next question.
Uh, probably one of the greatest sports ever made by the way.
Probably one of the greatest sports ever made.
See, this is real questions.
Yes, correct. It's golf.
What is a group of kittens called?
letter
Don't act like now I'm heating up letter letter letter now I'm heating up
Last one I love trivia chatting. I love trivia
Hey there, Quiz Maze Explorers. Today, I have something very special for all you sports fans out there.
I ripped it. What do you mean I ripped it?
It's time for guest the NFL team logo quiz. But before we-
Messy quiz?
Ho-ho-ho! How well do I know messy?
Welcome back to Quiz Bliss Football.
Come on, let's do this!
How well do you know lino messy? Let's find out.
Ah, very well.
Let's go.
Do you recognize Leonel Messi?
In the middle.
In the middle.
In the middle.
In the middle.
It's the second photo.
Bravo.
Come on, I know Messi.
Come on.
How tall is Leonel Messi?
5'7".
5'7".
I don't know meters because I'm not EU, but he's 5'7".
65.
One meter seventy, or one meter seventy-five?
He's five foot seven inches, don't I know?
One meter seventy.
Who is his wife?
Alamino Rakuzo, the goat!
Isabel Johansson,
Runebeen Kami,
or Antonella Rakuzo.
You got this.
Alamino, Antonella Rakuzo.
Who is his favorite superhero?
Uh, Batman, Spider-Man, or Superman?
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man.
Superman.
What is his pet?
A cat?
Messi has a dog. He has a dog.
A dog or a rabbit?
He has a dog. He has a dog.
How many ballon door has he won?
Eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, or nine?
Would have been nine if they won the World Cup this year, but his team is ass, eight.
How many children does Lionel Messy have?
Three boys, three boys, three boys.
Tiago, Mateo, and Chaco-San, what's that?
Three boys, two girls, then one boy, then three girls.
Tiago, Mateo, and is it Leo?
Ciro, Ciro, Ciro.
Three boys.
Look at how cute they are, Chaco.
Look at this cute family, bro.
Chad, look at this cute family, bro.
Find a different Lionel Messi.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Ready.
Ready, ready, ready.
Ready, ready, ready, ready.
What is Lionel Messi's nickname?
La. La Pola. La Pola.
The Ninja Turtles or the Cyborg?
La Pola God, La Pola God, La Pola God.
What would you prefer to have on your team?
I need assists, bro. I need assists and goals. One guy gives me goals. The other guy gives me assists and goals. Easy. Easy, easy, easy.
What is his jersey number?
Bawr!
Bro, is this even a friggin' quiz?
Is this even a quiz?
Too easy, bro. Too easy. Too easy. Too easy.
Yes, George!
First question!
Messy!
It's already messy.
Messy!
Because Messy tilts his head like that.
Bruno?
Bruno!
Bruno, Bruno!
Bruno, Bruno, Bruno!
Second question!
Oh, it's the same picture for all.
The broiler?
The broiler?
The broiler?
The broiler?
Yes!
Guess the next one.
Brody! Brody! Brody! Brody!
The correct alternative, kids.
What is?
Look at all the simpletons in the chat that said Bellingham.
Look at all the simpletons into the chat, bro.
The correct answer.
Guess the following question.
Out of the way! Out of the way! Out of the way!
Out of the way!
Yes!
Yes!
Rotary! Rotary!
Pantry! Pantry!
The answer is...
Pantry! Pantry!
Yes!
What is the correct answer?
Neymar?
Venicios?
A Vinnie played left wing.
Rodrigo?
Madmonds?
The player is... God, I always... God, I always mix it up.
Can I do no Gakro played left wing? Yes, the correct option.
Serbia.
Bravovich? Bravovich. Yes! Yes!
The correct option is...
All right, next question.
Oh, Daniel's camp?
Oh
Daniels
And the answer is oh
Oh, I know this. Oh, I know this I know this. Oh
Oh, I know this one. I know this one here. I know this one. He has one name and it's
cool. No, that's top ma'am.
Dimitri! Dimitri! Dimitri!
Dimitri!
Dimitri!
Alright, next question.
Brassu!
Oh, I don't have enough time!
Easy, I'm in the style.
But I have no time!
Turkey. Oh, oh, Turkey. Comment your results at the end of the video.
Kalahaginagulu. Guess the correct option.
Siem. Argentina.
Rodrigo de Paul?
Rodrigo de Paul!
We're playing at so many CMs, I don't know!
Isn't it already?
The correct response is...
Fuck!
Choose the correct response.
Stryker 7, Oferan, Oferan, Oferan!
Saudi Omani.
The correct alternative is...
You are Aksmina Saudi Omani.
Guess the following question
Biscuits
Zubi Mandy bro, I know this guy and FIFA cuz his name's called Zubi Mandy
Cam
Argentina bro are they gonna put messy in this quiz how many questions did
de bala de bala you get right can you guess the next one
The correct option is this.
Oh, Enzo.
Enzo's number eight.
Guess the following question.
Joe Neves, Joe Neves, why does he wear number 87?
Why?
It's such a weird number for football.
Joe Neves wears number 87 because it was signed to him by default when he started with Ben Fika's youth and first teams.
limited jersey shorts and he said was the available number he liked most.
Cool.
And the answer is.
Yes, the correct option.
Call not day is number five
What is the correct answer?
Marquinhos!
Saliva!
Germany!
Mussiola?
The hidden player is...
Oh, a Galatasaray?
He plays for Galatasaray!
What?
What?
Guess the correct option.
Seems win.
An aisle, an aisle!
I'm not messing this up again.
An aisle!
Comment your results at the end of the video.
Saloramos!
Yes!
Yes!
Freccia!
The correct option is...
Oh! Jules! Jules! Jules!
Jules!
Okay, next question.
Make me laugh, get $50.
High-vives, let's do this!
Chat, make me laugh, get $50.
The rules are simple.
I'm allowed to laugh at something I say,
I'm allowed to laugh at something the chat says.
We did this two weeks ago, but we messed it up.
We did this two weeks ago, but we messed it up, all right?
weeks ago it was camfold clipped small now we're doing cam small clip bitch ladies and
gentlemen make me laugh get $50 paid out into buy high-fives bro make me laugh get $50 into
the media share link guys lock in good luck bro not again not again hi guys I need to
be louder. High five, it's too quiet, it's too quiet, too quiet, too quiet. Give more.
Fine, chat, make me laugh, get a hundred bucks. Bro, I just want to laugh, I feel like I'm
I'm gonna laugh a lot.
I think I'm gonna laugh a lot, bro.
Okay, chat, make me laugh and get a hundred bucks.
Lot!
I wanna laugh a lot, bro.
I think I'm gonna laugh a lot.
All right.
Actually, I'm gonna lock in.
High-vives made it louder.
Chat, I'm gonna lock in.
I'm not gonna laugh a single time.
Guys, if you wanna send in a clip,
enter the media share, enter the pin.
Make me laugh and get a hundred bucks.
Rules are simple.
I'm allowed to laugh at something the chat says.
I'm allowed to laugh at something I says.
I cannot laugh at the clip itself.
Let's get it, let's go.
We did this two weeks ago, but I messed it up
because it was clips.
This guy sent no video.
Where's the clip?
Where's the clip?
I'm not going to laugh at this, John I'm not going to laugh at this.
Alright, too many rules.
Fine.
If I laugh I lose.
Fine.
If I laugh I lose.
Simple rules.
Maybe laugh get a hundred bucks.
Not.
High fives, make them play faster please.
High fives, make them play faster please.
I'm not gonna laugh. I'm not gonna laugh. Nope, not gonna laugh. I was cleaning my throat.
I'm slaying my throat.
That was not a laugh.
Messy, all with the little kid.
My goat, bro.
Zesty.
Oh, Zesty.
Whoa, whoa, when did that?
Oh, okay.
Chad, he has autism, bro.
That's why I love him.
He's just like me.
He has autism, Chad, and he's short.
Almost kissing buffet. Oh
Is he a scouser he is a scouser chat, I'm not gonna write y'all gotta send funny stuff
Hi guys, why is it so quiet it's gonna be loud
WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
Bro, how did I crank this ish up?
It's too quiet.
It's too quiet, Chad. I did not laugh. I have not laughed yet.
Nobody's gotten a hundred bucks yet. I did not laugh yet.
I did not laugh yet.
Our Chad, now it should be way louder.
I still have not laughed, guys. Chill.
No I didn't! I have not laughed yet!
That's not a laugh. That's not a laugh. That's not a laugh.
you don't understand you don't stop hitting the gritty the walkers what
happened Rick don't smart a good guy anymore ain't that what you said even
now he's standing here right now you're not gonna fight for him I'm a better
father than you Rick I'm better for more even just called oranges but that was not
I can't take it anymore
eat no burger we know
okay
I she fade away
it was a fade away pay him
pay him
high-fives pay him
it was a fade away it was a fade away
high-fives pay him
pay him
I got faded away
bro why is it so quiet
high-fives even louder
bro he faded away
me with something. Oh, God.
Money wars. Please.
Can you suck it?
What?
Classic. I didn't know that one.
I have not seen that before.
Highbites, you got to cr- it's too quiet.
I don't think it's this.
I don't even think it's gotten louder, Highbites.
It's not even getting louder.
Are you sure it's that?
Are you sure?
Not gonna laugh, not gonna laugh.
I only laughed one time and I got faded away.
Faded away cheese is so opiate.
It was such a faded away.
I only laughed one time.
Lose, how much money does it say your dash pass saves you every month?
is my weakness I didn't laugh but brah I love most well most is my weakness
I call Super Saiyan above the Super Saiyan.
Was that Ron?
Was that Stable Ronaldo?
It had looked like Ron.
Chad, that was reddit humor.
I'm not gonna lie.
That was reddit humor.
in the one week you're gonna do that's now he's gonna do he reacted to him
reacting to how many times you see how many times he gonna watch it how many
How many times are you going to watch it?
How many times?
How many though that I almost laughed?
True.
Relax, little general.
Bath time is almost over.
True.
True.
Chat.
Lameen record against Mbappe is 9-2.
9-2.
That's Lameen record against Mbappe.
9-2.
Or is it 11-2?
Is it 11-2?
I didn't say 9, I said 9!
9!
I didn't say 9, I said 9!
Bro, it all sounds!
Sound effects.
Jump scares don't make me laugh.
Chad, jump scares don't make me laugh.
I've only laughed one time.
That's not bad.
Last video I laughed way more.
Lock it.
Lock him. I've only locked one time bro. Lock him. I'm not gonna lock again. Let's do water
Wait listen listen
Am I the only one that misses this?
Okay pay him pay him pay him. All right
That's it for this video. Like it.
What in the mother of god?
ONApixel is one of my weaknesses, bro. ONApixel and Lose.
I want to wake up next year.
What do you look for in a relationship with a guy?
Really? Fuck you. Fucking done with this shit.
Wait. WHAAAAT?!
Is that AI?!
Oh my god! What?!
Evil Nick
What Louis
Okay, so
As soon as the worm gets hit you're gonna you're gonna shot guys. This is ready humor guys ready
Cuz this is ready humor XK. They give her the prime step. You're too long
Saw this so so so I saw it I've only left twice that's 200 bucks so far chat lock in
Techno Zool, is that Polish? Oh no, this is my weakness. Permanently.
He's a fucking shit. Fuck you.
Come on, spend everyone! Spend everyone now!
I want all my viewers permanent!
Go! Go!
But how-
There he is.
Loads! Loads! Loads!
Oh no.
Oh!
Okay! Fine! That's the last! Fine!
Fine! Bro, I love Rose too much, bro. He's like a gummy bear.
Bro, come on!
Fine, fine, fine.
Why was that in his highlights, bro? Who edited that?
What a psycho.
I
Won't be laughed three times that's 300 bucks to the winners
He just ripped it fly down he ripped it what?
Yo, he ripped it what he say
Yes
What happened? Messy hugged him!
That's not what happened, Messy hugged him!
Messy hugged back yet. I see that clip.
That's not what happened!
I did not laugh. I did not laugh. Nope! Didn't laugh. Didn't laugh.
still at three still at three I did not laugh that was close yo oh I why did the
jinxie go to the mall yeah oh to to get the darts shoes it's just like bro I
yeah yeah laugh it up bro this joke needs to burn hey squad reporting for
duty we're going tilted towers let's go
Oh my god, fine that's four that's four fine 400 bucks
No more laps.
Bro, that's so, come on.
That's hard.
This is messed up, bro.
This, I've made a severe, no, no, this is messed up.
I'm not even, 400 bucks.
I'm at 400, I'm at 400.
No more laps.
I'm not getting to 500 bucks.
you try? Stop with Darth Maul! Where? At the Darth Maul. Wait, that was the original
kid. Wait, was that? That was the original kid. That was it. That was the original kid.
I think that was him. Because you can tell by my reaction I never heard it before. That's
I
That's not how I remember that going
That's not how I remember that going I
Think that got added at the end if I shoot you you're in the
Wait
Everybody welcome in what in the bro what?
The bad news is I am absolutely angry right now. I'm gonna take all my clothes off as soon as I in stream
I'm gonna sprint down the road completely butt-naked until I get arrested. I
Just I I
Don't even want to imagine that bro. Okay, so absolutely cheeked out running through a neighborhood
You know the one brother one the one I can't give him a nega give him a nega. Oh
Okay, I remember that I
Remember that I remember that
Bro, where's only pixel app, bro. Oh my god
Dude, it's coming up to two months, bro
All of a sudden I'd be trying to prove that I'm not crazy when I knew I wasn't crazy
Okay, that's 500 bucks pay that guy
Bro, oh my god. I never saw that clip in my life
Hey
Time to get a dollar
Just give me one dollar. That's all I need. All I need is one dollar. Bro. How did he do his eyes like that, bro?
What like there I physically cannot do that one of his eyes is straight one is sideways
How did he do that?
XQC Chuto
Chicken?
Bro, he has CT.
I'm not a beginner.
XQC?
You guys just said I have CT.
XQC's brain is fried from streaming, bro.
No, no, no.
You think my brain's fried?
He's streamed like 10X the hours I have.
We don't need to know realities from pain.
We don't need to know realities from pain.
The thing is, I've seen this clip so many times, I can't laugh.
I've seen that clip so many times
I'm at six, but yeah, no, I'm at six. I'm at six hundred. I'm at six hundred the X you see clip did get me
X you see his brain is mush. Well, man, you think I'm gonna turn one
What in the world what in the world bro above the good and prime
600 bucks have been given to the chat chat. Let's keep going for the thousand
Okay, so let me tell you something right now. What the hell is that?
Oh, let me just say this sexual thing. Yes skin food to cock
So let me tell you right now. Who is that? Who said that? His name is JMO. Okay, and he just hit $10. Yeah, $10
What's his name? JMO?
J's not even given his real name. JMO, let me just say something with all the respect
I know you're trying to be witty and funny and everything if I actually met you I'd hit you with a fucking left hook and knock you out
That was so hard to not laugh that was so hard to not laugh
child prodigy skin flu
Whoa, I laughed at myself. I laughed at myself. Come on. I made it through the clip chat. This is gray area gray area
What's the ruling if the clip and I?
I
Hate you. I ain't you Nate. You're a piece of shit ball
Fuck that'll play a fucking three-hour movie game. We're already three hours in the stream
Jack Joe is so shillon he's so shillon
NINE FUCKING DIAMONDS!
YOUR GAME STUPS!
YOUR GAME STUPS!
Okay, fine, 700 bucks.
Bro, I love Joe.
Like, I don't...
I love Joe, dude.
Fine, 700 bucks.
Type in chat!
Because I know you're listening!
700 bucks!
What the f- did you just have a stroke?
No, that's not how you gotta say that!
Uh, Rambo! Rambo with another 100 gifted!
Okay, what the f**k are they giving you, man?
Okay, so basically I'm asking this, right?
He just paid for 100 people to watch this stream with no ads.
Who the f**k does he think he is?
I think he's a f**k!
Who the f**k is he?
What?
Who do you think you are?
Huh?
Is that a good thing when he did it or a bad thing?
No, it's a good thing.
Ah!
Take it back.
Take back, C's rainbow.
800 bucks, chat.
Wait a minute.
700 or 800?
700 or 800?
Seven over here.
This guy's saying, yo, new viewer here, quick question.
Are you one of them specialites?
Um, so now-
Yo, this guy does not have a community, bro.
It's just pure hatred.
This guy does not have a community, bro.
It's just flat out hatred.
Carter Vignavaldo.
So wait a minute, am I at 700 or 800?
Because I laughed after the clip.
I don't think that should count.
I have to laugh during the clip because now there's gray area. I hate gray area. I left after the clip, bro
Who's the thousand I'm not a thousand kid
What
I
Seven hundred right seven hundred
Three grand boggles just yo, please
People would rather watch me full stream cam do the fucking a worm and watch you do that
Then watch a plan for a week do a week of no reaction content and see how many fucking views you get oh, he's crying in the corner
He oh, okay, sure. I mean that's confident man. It's a
Yes, do that, bro.
You like that, Jess?
Dude, dude.
Wee.
Bro.
Yes, great.
It's awesome.
Do a-
That is a classic.
What are you doing?
Hey.
What are you doing?
What a crazy kid.
Like, when I was sentient, bro,
Sentient bro that kids buy three whatever sentient the last thing I would want to do is put myself in a toilet
What the fuck what are they got going on in the trailer part all right 800 now it's 800
It's not 900!
I'm allowed to laugh after a clip!
Fine, 900. Fine, fine.
Fine, 900.
Fine, fine.
Shut the fuck up about the music!
It's only 1340
and 720.
Dude, he's so shalott.
Fuck!
Okay, fine a thousand a thousand
Okay, I'm at a thousand I'm not laughing again lock in
15 minutes delay
This is more of just a classic, this is more of a classic.
Just a classic, more of a classic. One of the greatest clips of all time.
Fifteen minutes to the day. Future, thank you for the two of them. Chat them out a thousand.
Chat in the chat, bro. Do not send me your dick pics, okay?
Who said three grand yo bro I'm at a thousand guys
I think he left the game after I've seen that clip. I think he just left in the top three
Timmy they could be the pride fine, bro another laugh. God. I cannot compete with that or
1100
No, I think he left the game in the top three. I remember that clip vividly. He like left
There's always a chance that an armed robber walks in Lux's house and blows his head off with a shotgun
So since we're not going to discount that possibility, we're just going to play this one out because anything is
Most deranged unwell human being I've ever encountered in my entire life
All right, we're at 1100. Yeah, this is fun, bro
Wait, you laughed. Have I spec was an old clip of me? I'm not doing this. Yeah, obviously old me laughs
It's about current like it's I'm gonna get out there. This is why you need ground rules
Whoa, that's a lot of kids.
High five for courage?
Let's do it.
Boom, boom.
Okay, warm up the pipe.
We go full opera, yeah?
Let's send it.
What in the world?
AI slot, AI slot.
1100, bro.
AI slot.
Highly customizable buttons.
Paddles at the back.
Oh, Mr. Using Bricsys.
Play GTA right now.
That'll look a bad thing.
Oh, Mr. He's a prissy!
Straight GTA right now.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Me yes, Chet know you happy bro. You haven't laughed once not one time
Is this the one where he leaves?
Fuck!
This guy's one fucking HP, man!
Fucking cunt.
How is he doing that?
This is the one where he leaves.
This is the one where he leaves.
All right, we're doing all right now. I'm
Nope, nope, nope, nope, I already laughed at this one and the last one, not again.
Bro, his eyebrows are obscene, legitimate, it's the largest eyebrows I've ever seen
in my life.
It's not even L-Bully, it's like I'm actually blown away by how big his eyebrows are, legitimately.
Where did Darth Vader buy his shoes?
Where?
That's the Darth Maul.
Bro, that's the original kid.
I'm telling you that's the original kid.
I'm telling you right now, that's the OG kid, because I can tell by my reaction.
I've never heard that before.
That's the OG kid, bro.
What is his name?
Oh, someone sent something.
Oh, someone sent something.
No, please, no.
Where's the mail? Where are you?
I don't want to see it.
Yo, bro!
I don't want to see it.
I didn't know that was going to happen.
Hello, Hodgson Bird. How are you?
Greatest duo of all time.
FB, thank you for all of them. Hardball, thank you to Brad.
Alright, alright, I'm in flow state.
Yep, boom, boom, boom. I just answered pro-state.
Do you think white people should be allowed to say the n-word?
No.
Why Staunton's talking to a girl on stream?
She's my girlfriend.
And a sister.
I just turned 15.
No, you didn't!
No, you didn't!
No, you did not!
You are a full grown adult.
Mentally at least.
Oh
God, oh brother. Oh brother
Never about no weed from the gas station, bro
I'll if the nigga ain't little context don't never go to the gas station, bro
I went up there at 11 o'clock last night trying to get it man
Edited edited that weed would never do that to your face guys. Come on. Here we go
We would never do that bro. What it would distort your eyes. Yeah, right
Low volume
Heart rate always like 190 that's that's bad. That's bad. You better go. You gotta get that check. Well, no sometimes like 220
Well, you've got to get that checked out
I
Really hope he's not serious, bro toes thing over to five
Chasing is your heart rate supposed to be like 110, 105.
He sends, bro.
Loose can't look down at his little meat standing up.
I already laughed at this.
He's being spammed.
Okay, god damn it!
I laughed at that twice!
God damn it!
Bro, how?
Okay, 1300, bro.
All right, that's the road. It's just why it is just so fucking peak, bro. Oh my god, dude
Los can't look at his little meat standing up. Wait, what he just ripped it, huh?
Come on, I'm good now, Chad, I'm good now, I'm good now, I'm good now, I'm good now.
1300!
Chad, we'll stop at 1500!
Do you know somebody with autism?
What is autism?
Bro, he should have played a clip of Tyler, L.J. DiGovano, me, yeah, me.
Chad, y'all realize autism's literally a superpower, right?
I'm not kidding!
Have you ever done a sober stream brother?
The brother is just a cherry on top, bro.
All right, a lot of these are classics, man.
We're at 1300, bro.
I think I'm actually being chilling now.
I'm good.
What is he bracing for, we mean earthquake!
All Australia's under water.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
The, the, what's-a-ma call-it, I got edited into like the one-piece anime picture of sitting
next to Keith up.
Your best stream, yeah, proud of my best stream, bro.
Yeah, I, I laughed, yeah, I laughed!
It's an old clip of me, I can't control that.
Bixen boner
My cock
Small what who are these gold a nigga who is golden nigga?
Nigga who is Nick why everybody named nigga?
Been over who the fuck
Zo niggas old hail no, how did they like big man? How did you find this?
Game of Rats
I thought you had it, bro.
Finish GTA story mode.
I finished that a week ago.
Look at the old blue buff.
Damn, that looks good.
It's hell.
Chicken parm with.
Oh, and he's made a game too.
Damn.
The cat.
Wow, that's actually like sad.
Trying to complain the entire time.
Type in chat.
Type in chat.
Because I know you're hearing me.
Type in chat and respond to what I was saying.
Type in chat and respond to what I was saying.
Type in chat and respond to what I was saying.
Type in chat and respond to what I was saying.
Because I know you're hearing me type in chat and respond to what I would say
type in chat and respond to what I was saying
I can't didn't mean to piss you off. Can you tell me sorry by the way? Yes stop donating
Sorry, you're donating and telling me that you don't have money to donate and that you're poor right now. Stop donating
Okay, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. All right. All right. All right part two was a success, bro
We'll probably do like one of these a month.
Part two was a success, bro.
$1400 to the chat.
If you're worried about Chadi, if you're worried about the-
I'm about to go pee, I'm done.
I'm about to go pee.
If you're worried about the press and girls, you're not going to get nothing done tonight,
bro.
Brother, brother, this is what I do every day.
I play video games, boom.
Play video games, boom.
Play video games, boom.
Do you guys feel the touch of a woman?
No, but I feel the touch of a champion coursing through my testicle.
You think I feel the touch of a woman?
No!
But I feel the touch of a champion
Corching through my chest and God
This has been a joke
This is my life
You don't think people talk about what it's all about?
And I can't
Zero. Zero. Let's do this y'all. Let's do this. Let's do this. Shut up! What time does
FNCS kick off? Cause I'm trying to get my dick wet! On Siege. Chad what time does FNCS
Let's kick off.
What time?
What time?
Replayed?
Replayed the clip?
Replayed the edit?
Replayed the edit?
Bro, I don't know how to do that.
It's media share.
It's fucking long gone.
Watch Mingo.
He's in element T2 finals.
Yeah, I know.
I was literally talking about this for an hour with Hive Eyes this morning.
I was literally, is it happening right now?
Grand finals today at 6 p.m.
Let's hit an hour and a half.
Replay it.
What do you mean replay?
Yo, man, yo, chat.
I'm not doing this weird cult bullshit
where people just spam shit until I do it.
Replay what?
I can't.
It's media share.
That shit's into the wind, bro.
Shut this shit down.
You guys have a hive mind.
I don't even know what this is.
this
Why the sperm head the sperm head
Okay, the sperm had ruined it. No, but chat it's it's it's it's really like what it comes down to
We're at the end of the day is like
You have two options bro, sometimes in the life
Check you have two options man
Your options are very simple, bro
You have two options you can
Feel the touch of a woman or you can feel the touch of champion you decide
like it's literally that simple bro you decide
chat what time does fncs kick off at bro
ten minutes
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
no but is that the one that like which one is Peter playing all CDM to me he
He said it starts in 30 minutes.
Let me call Rosie.
Let me call Rosie.
There you go.
Dirty dancing in the moonlight.
Ozzy, what up?
You give yourself your own like insurance, that's kind of cool.
I just have autism.
Ozzy, here's my question, bro.
When does, which one would call it?
What does Peter play, bro?
30 minutes.
Peter plays in 30 minutes.
Is Klicks playing?
Yes, they're all the same heat.
This is the best heat in the history of NA,
and I'm not just saying that.
Yes!
Aussie, who's everybody playing?
OK, so Pete's playing.
So Pete and Poyle are playing.
Venno Higgs are playing.
Klicks Rapper are playing.
Sroegren Braid is playing.
Curven Higgs is playing.
Like, it's literally, yeah, in the history of this game
is the best heat we've ever had on NA.
It's the closest you'll get to a Grand Finals lobby
in heats and only 15 of them make it out. So there is a chance we get some big teams
missing out here. Okay, so we're good. Aussie is a sheet randomly selected? Like is it random
bunch of players? Technically, no, but yes, like it's you play
play and they play two rounds of playings top 150 teams and then they get put in one
of three heats and there is like a method to it. But because it's four night opens,
it's basically random. Like it is luck whether you get into a good heater or bad heat. This
This is just an insanely crazy heat.
They've never been this hot.
Oh my God, let's go, dude.
Yeah, you got a good one.
You got a good one.
Are you watching like now?
You're not doing anything else?
You're coming back and like hot now.
Yeah, I'm chilling.
I'm ready to roll.
It starts in game one to 10 minutes.
No, 30, 30, 30 minutes.
Okay, what's the 30 minutes?
Okay, I'm gonna play like one game of Siege
and then I'll be ready.
Go for it.
I'll see you then.
I'll see you soon.
Damn, Jack!
Damn!
Bro, it seems 30 minutes,
Keats playing, Clicks is playing, Poyle's playing.
Oh, shit!
Hey, it's Pick up and Define. You know what they're gonna follow?
T1 they're gonna follow, Mega they're gonna follow, Terran they're gonna follow.
Dirty dancing in the moonlight.
Guys, I'm about to be Emerald, bro. I'm about to be Emerald.
Uh, also Roku.
Also Roku, right through Pono is impossible.
I've also played 85 other games, like...
I'm the god damn truth!
What are you singing, Chad?
What's the song?
I bet it's Katy Perry.
Bro, Laugh Lose is fun, Chad.
It's actually such a fun segment.
I knew the type in chat was coming.
It was only a matter of time.
Type in Chad!
It was only a matter of time.
Bro, Joe Bart is like, I do that.
Chad, I'm gonna meet guys.
I'm gonna meet Joe in six days
is when the streamer games is, and he's on my team.
I'm gonna meet Joe and meet Tyler One,
who I've never met, either of them.
Type in chat, because I know you're listening.
Varna, they give it a two one.
Guys, I believe that we won this game, we're Emerald.
Let's do this, Shaq!
About a farce.
Yes, Katy Perry. It's Katy Perry song. I know this song. I believe this is emerald
Yo guys, that's how like bro that was that's how we do it a big over the fire
A big about ultimate be stick over to two one big a good one will be involved
Rob, they can follow a lot. They can follow unpredictable thing to follow. I asked a good bottle for anything to follow
Oh, she's a new bottle. Not reading this guy's name. Not reading this guy's name
why do people make usernames of like just borderline getting me to say
something weird where's it they can evolve though Niko thinking about a
little dirty the bottle of Jeremiah thinking about a little down thinking
about well my screen's tearing on my right side monitor what the fuck
God, all these maps are, um, band fortress, themes defender side, if we get theme we automatically
win.
If you have to, like to be a champ you have to think like a champ, like that's us if we
get theme we win, boom, auto win, it's like strategic, it's not about the map that you
want to play, like oh I want to play theme park, oh I want to eat this pizza, I want
Jerk off. No, I don't want to play theme park, but I know it's defender side
So if I get theme park automatically with it's not we're gonna get a 3-0 split. You're a fucking idiot, bro
Giant claw yo giant claw. I'm a 20-time champion
You're gonna thank me in about 10 minutes when we're up 3-0 on theme park. I know the map. I know the map is not fun
It's not about that giant claw. It's about winning. It's about winning. It's about winning
There's a guy on our team that said I'm a fucking idiot for not banning theme, but we
bet we don't ban themes we get the fan theme get a 3-0 split and then the other team gives
up momentum is everything bro I'm already getting tired from the season is that jinxie
No, no, this is this is no
No, this is Paul this is Paul
I love you, bro. I'm not Jinzy, bro
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Then I'm thinking about it. It's your water knuckle. They're going to turn one
Big daddy loves you. I'm 30 by the way secure the bombs
Mods come out knucklebutt TV
Let's do this shit y'all let's do this shit
The Iron League yeah, I'd be like the boss for today because I had a gym mid lane who went 115
I had a gym mid lane who went 115
What do you want me to fucking do?
I got 70,000 damage!
Shut your bitch ass up!
You're a crumb, bro!
Iron and League, I'm Bronze 4.
Yeah, I do like the Bronze 4.
Cause I had a Jin mid lane go 1 and 5.
I need a delay. I'm gonna get stream sniped into oblivion.
I
Know I fucking love you, bro like genuinely bro. I love you think see what's my full name if you love me
What's my full name Nicholas Stewart Nicholas do it?
You're from Tarzan sweet. I fucking love you, bro. They didn't say Douglas not real ball knowers
I
Watch your streams every fucking day. Jinx you like I actually long god. I swear they got a lot
Yeah
If you go into a stream that guy's part of it. There's no way you're in my game, bro
I'm expecting a carry
Saren't your purple swapping swapping max swapping max
Yeah, yeah, you some of you guys putting question marks some of you guys putting reach weeks if you're a real fan
Man, it's weird as it is.
Yeah, it's weird.
You've probably jerked off to a stream before.
I gave him Pika's advantage.
Why did I give him Pika's advantage?
I don't know, Nicholas.
Why did I give him Pika's advantage?
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Why did I give him Pika's advantage?
It's like, oh my God, this guy's an F2
and he's horrible.
Why am I giving him Pika's advantage?
Why am I getting in Peekers' Advantage?
Does this make sense?
My God.
Why would I give him Peekers' Advantage?
Jesus Christ.
Friendly victorious, hostile, delinquent.
It's a pride bigger than fatherhood.
El Print?
Yo, you're saying El Print to roast the size of my penis,
but at the end of the day, you're the one who's looking
at my print when I stand up.
You're a psychopath delinquent kid.
Why would you look at my print if I'm standing up?
Yo, James C. Brown, I love you.
Yo, I love you too, my boy.
Hey, let's win this game.
Chat, this guy's not locked in.
Can you say I love you 10 bucks?
Can you say I love you 10 bucks?
My friends don't believe I'm in a game with you, bro.
Anthony, love you, bro.
Yo, hey, hey.
Yo, I love you, J.T., oh, my god.
This kid's not locked in, Chat.
I could already tell that this kid's out of the priorities.
He's out of FaceTime with nine of his friends.
I'll put something into him.
You don't got to print.
Shut the fuck up.
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
Waps taking the bottle, Peter taking the bottle, Prince taking the bottle, Nelson taking the
bottle, Officer taking the bottle, see you in a bit later on.
I'm gonna think of a bit more than half a second and two primes and just a bit of primes
and a damn bit of the bottle, Hart putting the bottle, Spiderman putting the bottle.
That's the big slime taking the bottle, everything taking the bottle.
Why did I get him peaking some edge, fuck.
I'm probably gonna get in big as a man, it just doesn't make sense, bro.
You are washed kid?
Yeah, bro, I'm washed up.
1.5 KD, 62% of whet percentage, all solo queue, half of the games I get sniped.
No, 90% of the games I get sniped, 20% of the games I get team killed.
Don't fuck yourself.
Take your meds, Pussy. I don't have meds.
What? What?
Up for it, locating the bomb, trying to defend it deployably.
Ah, I'm in. Ah, I'm in. So close on. Ah, I'm in, I'm in. Close on.
Drones have the weirdest hitboxes of all time.
Three seconds remaining. Where's this guy's drone? Where's this guy?
Down at five seconds. Where the fuck is his drone?
What the f-
Gotcha, bitch!
Ah, BMBN, the plot is on.
You'd have to pay up, we stopped doing that channel 20 minutes ago.
I
Applied foot cream job, it's having applied foot cream in two years. Please get out of my channel job. Let the foot cream go, bro
Joe to quiet
Bomber. Good crosshair placement. Average size penis.
Average size, slightly but all average size penis, but good crosshair placement.
Watch this.
MAP KNOWLEDGE!
MAP KNOWLEDGE!
MAP KNOWLEDGE!
Fuck out of my game
Ace
Six bullets
Dirty dancing in the moonlight
You see how I just, my breath, like, God!
Dammit!
Like, do you see how much presence I have on the map?
Boom, Deimos is dead.
Boom, somebody's getting C4 from below.
Boom, Lyon gets shit on.
It's all just presence.
Like, yeah, I died, I killed three people and put glass on 30 HP.
See how much fucking presence I fucking have?
Like I'm a goddamn handful.
I'm a handful to play against.
Fuck out of my game.
Play this Crusher with the Twitch Prime subscription.
Playboy, PQ, they go to Valorant, Bob, they go to Valorant,
Ray, they go to Valorant, Onyx, they go to Valorant,
KC's Child, they go to Valorant,
Fritz, they go to Valorant, Fasting, too.
You still lost the round.
Oh, somebody got a TT.
Dumbest message.
All friendly's were eliminated.
Alright.
Alright.
Guys that killed three people
put glass on 20 HP. We need to lock in.
You got this bro.
Oh, oh, I got it. All right, I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna chill. When the
guy said still lost the round by the way, I thought he was trolling. They sold a 3v1.
They sold a 3v1 to a 20 HP glass. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding when I
say this. Aside from Montane, glass is probably the worst operator in the game to clutch a
V3 and he clutched it. I'm literally blown away. King Cookie, think of it a prime, Henry
think of it a 2-1. On top of that he's 20 HP. Holy fucking shit. A 20 HP glass just
clutched a 1 V3. Junko, start the OF. Typing stupid shit results in stupid results. So
now you're banned. Junko, start the OF. Yo, disgusting sociopath. I'm not doing that.
Damn this fucker.
STOP REACH WEEDING IT!
Donald the Ginovaldo, North the Ginovaldo, Tanya the Ginovaldo, Potato the Ginovaldo.
You're a good streamer, despite the allegations.
THERE ARE NO ALLIGATIONS!
If you're talking about the GTA V clip, you're a jackass!
J-J, the Ginovaldo.
Whoa, where did it fall?
Oh, it's located above.
BNBN, go home!
Oh, Genji, why'd you say you were on GTA, bro?
Wait, why did I do what? What?
I'm taking it on GTA.
Somebody just killed me.
I didn't say anything on GTA!
Yeah
All right, let's go lock him
Ha ha me
I
Team is ass we got a carry
Setting safe all!
HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
How do you know?
He's sitting on a flank when my teammates flanking from a totally opposite direction.
He's sitting on a flank when my teammates flanking on a totally opposite direction.
Your wings are cold, you're ten years old.
If you think spamming wings are cold is funny, you're nine.
Guys, I don't think they can get the walls, just literally hold sight and we win.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Or Roman die.
I call my god!
David, think of it as prime stuff, light, think of it as your water.
You guys can easily through before this, they're gonna have to squeeze through two doorways,
hold long angles
still on very
he's gonna have to get off vert soon cause he has no other play
alright one guy watch split
probably yeah
there you go just hold split hold split one guy hold split one guy hold the door
one guy hold split one guy hold the door
bandana split bandana split
bandana get ready get ready get ready
the operator all right down to 15 seconds 10 seconds left
mission failed all friendly have been neutralized
Jinksy, you laughed. Uh, we got off, I laughed, I lost 30 minutes ago. Short, thinkin' about
it. We got off that 30 minutes ago. Fuck me in the ass, man. Fuck me in the ass, man.
Well, this game's probably over.
I mean, let's call it what it is.
It's wake up and smell the coffee time.
We lost a 3v1 to a 20hp glass.
We don't deserve to win.
I mean, I didn't.
I killed three people and put glass on 20hp.
But my teammates lost a 3v1 to a 20hp glass.
It's time to wake up and smell the coffee.
The game's fucking over.
I mean, if we can't win that, we're not winning shit.
I think the game's your one.
Rekai is alive.
Why are you telling me that?
Rekai is alive.
Okay.
Got it! Got it!
What do you want me to do? End my stream?
Yager, they're going to get your wine. Kitten, they're going to call it off.
We need to locate a bomb.
Let's go take it to call it off!
I hear like his TV jamming stick in the back I'm doing what they were to one
Your drone has found a bomb.
Insertion in 10 seconds.
5 seconds to insertion.
Proceed to bomb's location and diffuse it.
No.
Fashion showers clear.
Yeah!
Send a pixel with a TCSG and LARP having skill.
Send a pixel with a TCSG and LARP having skill.
Great thing in Devonero, you match with Devonero.
uh downstairs downstairs
why am i even calling out we sold a 3v1 to a 20hp glass we sold a 3v1 to a 20hp glass
we sold a 3v1 to a 20hp glass we sold a 3v1 to a 20hp glass
I miss when you were good Robbie. I am good
My jinxie you thought you were good man
Yo yo yo yo we lost a 3d1 to a glass that I put on 20 HP after I killed three people
I've been mentally checked out of this game since that happened
I did not know what you identified sorry okay listen I apologize for that that's on me put
listen bro we need to actually dial the shit in now all right I did not know that locate
I think I'm gonna find wiggly think about it. You're one. Okay. They're gonna find wiggly think about it
You're one and a brave thing to follow the play
The play is to blow up the walls and get for
We need like
I'll get the wall
Yeah, I have put I
I have pushed the talk and my control is a literal sack of shit, so I'm sorry I'll get the stuff. Huh?
Respect his pronouns. I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know he wanted I didn't know that he wanted to be referred to as ma'am
I thought it was sir. I didn't fucking know
Drone is located a bomb
All right, there are caves on the wall. We might need like a twitch. I mean, I like I could yeah twitch
Try to go through the drone hold and break the walls
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go upstairs Grim come upstairs with me. I'm gonna get hurt
We have to kill this vigil is probably gonna be roaming trying to kill us
Honestly everybody should just come up top once we get bird control then we can get the walls
What's that thing?
It's there, it's there.
Taking your hatch.
De-forcing, Corp.
You found a bomb.
Take your way to its location and diffuse it.
and
cameras broken
Fucking cameras fucking broken. Please.
Please just flick on. Please God just flick on.
It's disgusting. I'm dying to just literal like stupid shit every round.
Normally I stand further back to dodge the C4s, but I'm not locked in. I'm not good enough.
like normally I stand further fucking back but I didn't bear normally I stand
further fucking back chat it's all you buddy god damn bro normally I stand
further back to dodge that Jinxy take accountability I am right now you
unintelligent little shit bag I'm taking accountability right now you little
shit stain shut the fuck up do you know what accountability is god you're low IQ fuck taking
accountability right now you little shit bag fuck fuck tell me i think i need a minute
to ball steam i'm not gonna vape i'm gonna go shit out in nature and look at a tree for
Five fucking seconds! I'm not gonna vape!
All right, let's do this shit.
I hear him vaping, that's called schizophrenia, kid.
That's called having early onset schizophrenia
in your life.
I'm not vaping.
I went to go look at a treat.
That's literally what I just did.
He made South Leafy one against a glass.
No big deal.
Oh wait, the glass is 20 HP.
Oh wait, he's a glass.
How do we lose Leafy one to a glass?
Oh, I don't know.
Second, getting blatantly stream sniped by Ram,
who's sitting on a flank watch
while my teammates double flank in here
from another location.
Have to play with a longer delay or can't play.
have to know the longer the layer can play. Yeah, I'm sure you're watching a
flank while my teammates flanking you from an entirely different location.
You stream snapping sack of fucking garbage. Then the last round I get C4 on
the fucking roof. I always stand eight feet back. The one time I stand five
feet back, I get C4. It's fucking bullshit.
Cope, Cope, you're getting banned, you little shit stain. Cope, J next door
1v1 me j next door 30 1v1 me j next door 30 1v1 me j next door 30 1v1 me
cope cope
Sonny you're a lord you're a lord
D ranks to bronze for today in League of Legends. Let's talk about it. D ranks to bronze for
in League of Legends. Let's talk about it. No, no, let's talk about it. D ranks to bronze
for in League of Legends on the precipice of iron. 14 and 11 with 14 assists. I was like
John Stockton out there, one in six, one in 15 on Jin Mid.
Jin Mid, one in 15.
Like that, no shit, I'm going to go to bronze.
No shit.
I'm going to get it.
Calling us.
Calling us.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, it's not good.
Another much better show to have a good time gaming.
Good good rainbow game. You have you in and played it. Nope. No, I
I would have rather got shoved
Into a locker and beaten to death. That's literally what I experienced
Oh, cool. I know you don't play siege, but my teammates managed to lose a 3v1 to a glass who was 20 hp
Let me explain how bad that it is. Ozzy
Yeah, the last is a sniper rifle, but rainbow succeeds a one-shot headshot game
So using a sniper rifle in Siege is literally fucking pointless and he was one HP and he clutched
He clutched a 1v3 with a fucking bearing nine, which is dog shit SMG secondary
And then my teams told me to lock in me to lock in while I'm getting stream sniped
That sounds really fun. I really should get in the rainbow sometime. It's definitely a game. I would definitely enjoy it
Yo, yeah, I would get it
I would recommend getting into black tar heroin before you get into seeds, bro
Get into heroin
Okay, that that okay. Did you enjoy that experience more or you're e-dating bottom lane going 0 and 12
That's a good question. I had a 1 in 15 gin mid lane this morning. So that might be up there
Gin mid lane. Who does he think he is?
I mean, I feel like that shouldn't be that bad. How do you die 15 times as gin? You can shoot from like nani
I mean, we cannot don't have to be in the lane. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
But a let's not get on for that, bro. What now baby for now? Welcome in welcome in. Okay
So I told you about the teams they're doing the whole pre-show thing now game starting 10 minutes
Do you want me to like show you the map like do you want to give you the rundown? Yes, bro? Yes?
I want to get a merge. Okay. Get a minute. Okay, so they're doing they're doing their thing. I'll kind of I'll show you around now
I'll show you the job map. Okay, so I said this is
The most acting again for for your audience people don't know the way the heats work is it is five games now
If you win a game you go straight through the grants
So let's say Pete wins game one. He literally has to stop playing for the rest of the tournament
Don't worry
He probably won't because he's good enough where if I think he can win
He might throw the win which does happen a lot and then it's top 10 teams who don't get a win also go through to
Grants, there's only 15 slots offer grabs today and there's a lot of really good teams this heat wait
Oh, so say that again if he wins game one. He does what you just stop playing like once you win a game
You have to stop playing so you have teams like on EU that shark kid everyone was telling you about last time
He deliberately came second three times in his heat, so he could keep playing
It's really okay. Yeah, but but to be fair most teams are not that good
Like if I think literally any other team in this heat if they have a chance to win
They're gonna take it because they want to stop playing because you can cut get second in game one
And then still not qualify if you sell your next few games
So Ozzy do pills matter in this or wins the big thing?
Well wins the big thing wins the auto quo
But then to qual you have to get about 150 ish points in the five games and it's it's you know
It's what 56 points for a second and Elim's worth three
So you kind of need to get like three top fires with some kills if you want to call
So you do you still need to play well, dude?
What the Aussie there is I see so many names booga, okay?
Yes, okay. Oh, yeah, and Peter but yeah
Yes, you got people so they're now uncontested. I don't even fall in for the last week and a half
We've had Peterbott versus Venno. They've been going at it off spawn. Pete was beating Venno considerably
but Venno kept saying he wasn't gonna leave and then apparently he told me in my chat this morning
He had some master plan the whole time he was conning Pete
He planned to actually con Booga in grief Booga
But now he's changed his mind because the best team that drops here on a different heat didn't qualify shadow Virgo
You know the guy we watched 1v2 Pete and Poyer that team didn't qual so this is hard like good teams can miss out
So ages and Venno have now tried to claim their PY, but they're going up against Bucky
So yeah, so it's bucky versus Venno. That's the big spawn fight, but you got Pete uncontested clicks and rapid are playing
They're uncontested Booga Braids is playing you've then got a Higgs and curve
This is the kid who won FNCS last season with Venno
You've got canada Sphinx like it's a very very very stacked heat. You got king and craze
We and reen Cooper up every one. Yeah, reen Cooper. Yeah, they're conned as well
They were supposed to be triple con
They then made the other two teams leave they'll beat them so hard and now another teams come and take it it so
That'll mean you see one too. They're going at it as well. So it's literally the fuck is Pessie. Who's this kid on the right?
Which is that?
If you want well hey watch the door his drop his dog shit, he won't qualify don't don't like that should be an easy
Hey watch cuz that guy yeah, he's probably not cause we'll see
So if you win a game, it doesn't matter if you get zero kills for five games
If you win a game you auto qualify for FNCS grants
Correct. Yes. We had a team qualify on a yeah
We had a team close money who's never made a grand before never made a div finals
But they won one game and now they're in grand some people call it the mickey
I think it's cool because like these lobbies are pretty hot and if you get a win you've done well like it's it's cool
It gets some teams in the grand that maybe shouldn't be there technically, but I don't fuck
You know why I like that bro. It's like yeah, I like that better than a point structure because you're never actually out of it
until it's over.
You're not over until it's over.
Like you have a good chance every game.
And it means like there's way less griefing.
Like the very end of the tournament,
if it was like only top 15 qual
and you're some shit team in 50,
if you'd be like, fuck, I'm just gonna go land on clicks
because why not?
Now you can like, there's something still to play for.
Yes, yes.
That's it.
Like that's actually sick, bro.
I like that.
And you haven't watched the broadcast of tournament,
haven't you?
This is your first time watching the broadcast.
This is my first time watching broadcast.
Yes, correct.
Ooh.
Cool, okay.
So you've got Zeke as the host,
Helly's Analyst, Vivid's Analyst, and then the two castes, you met one of them, I think you met Jacob at the pro-amp.
And then Monster Deface, the other cast you didn't meet, but...
So they just don't appreciate that.
Are any of these guys here?
No, no, these guys didn't all go to the pro-amp.
So Vivid, this guy over here is an acrophone, he was like one of the best friends.
Hatch tag?
What the heck?
Hatch tag?
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Wait, I found out. Can you not watch Grands? You've got streamer games or something apparently wait
Wait, isn't streamer games like Grands is next weekend is not streamer games what dates are grants?
It's like first and second isn't a chat
Let me check wait wait wait. Yeah first and seconds
At what time
And a is going to be starting at this time right now. Oh my god
I miss seeing out of the
Grant is the same exact dates as streamer games
Yeah, damn that's you didn't know
What
That's fine. We can do like a recap if you're not
You rewatch it afterwards
That's what's cool though
That's just gonna be fun though, it's okay
Good thing you go like Thanos Heat today though
This would be fun to watch, this is like a go to the house heat
I'll see by far. Yes, the deep cup finals have been like a similar level of skill in the lobby, but the stakes are nowhere near as high
Like this is this is so much more important for what it means to make grants because if you don't make grants today
If a team misses out on this they there's only five spots left and they have to do that over the next two days
You can watch that if you want in two days time. There's the lcq finals. It's literally the last chance qualifier
That's the last five spots anyone didn't call but it's very hard trying to get one of those five spots is really brutal because it's only the win
That is the format where kills aren't worth anything if you get to finals you have to win a game if you don't win a game
You miss out on grants
So this so right now if there's a team who doesn't make it out today. There's a very good chance they miss grand finals
So obviously okay, here's my question how many players so there's a hundred players in this heat, right?
Yes, how many of these 100 players make it to grants?
30 30 from this heat. So there's three separate heaps top 15 teams from each he go to grants
That's 45 and then the last five is from last chance qualifier. So you really want to make it through heats
Got it cuz LCQ is way harder to make it. It's it's not even this like hot
It's just it's weird
It's like a round where like if you just make it's just like people playing honor's goods
They do dumb shit which kind of throws you off and then in the finals because it's a win only format like that shock kid
I told you about right he was one of the best players in the world one of the best teams
They came second three times in trios and then missed out on grants because they just didn't win once
It was brutal a watch and like they could have done well in grants, but it's just it's just how it goes in lcq
You know yeah, yeah, let's be fun though. This would be good. Okay, 18 to six
This is the score between Venom and Peter boy. It was 18 six off spawn Peter boy one
so wait
Yeah, it's a shadow and they're mostly playing screams, but it was it was bad. Yeah
Yeah, and that was like
Yeah, it was pretty I'm not gonna lie. Puyo is the truth right now
I know you've got the play of Puyo's now you've experienced it, but Puyo is unbelievably primed up right now
He was the MVP of sports without a doubt. He was good too. But Puyo was
So that basically means
the truth right now. And then
me and Puyo got 13 out of 20
teams. So that means I was
literally held Puyo back so
much. Wow, that's crazy.
You really think about it like
that's kind of nuts.
That program was interesting
though, to be fair, like that
was so different to the one
that I played because it was
like, okay, the bottom level.
There was a lot more worse
players. There's a lot more
way better players to like some
of the teams were really good
and really bad. Hear me out
here, bro. That program.
the balancing of the teams was dog shit.
That was dog shit balancing of the teams.
Yeah, yeah, no, it was.
It was just some teams were just never going to be fair.
Like that's the thing.
I said like, yeah, I would have been like, okay,
either Clixson, Lacey are going to win
or Ron and Venno are going to win.
I didn't even know the other team
because I didn't know those guys.
Those guys are like team pros.
Like, bro, that was dog shit.
I called Crappy to win it from the very start.
Yeah, I called Crappy to win it from the very start.
My only concern with them was that Victor V
is never really IGLed that much.
I was like, maybe that won't work, but Crackley was the best creator playing by far.
Like he's made four grand finals in regular format in the past.
It was a while ago, but like he's made grants.
And check also this guy said Peter faxity.
That team did bad because I don't think they cared at all.
I think they were just having a good time.
Like they were not trying to know facts care too much was the problem.
They faxed care too much.
He got in his own head.
He then tilted Peter boy, which a lot of us predicted that like we all knew facts
and Pete would win if facts didn't tilt Peterbot, but that's a huge if and he definitely did.
They just, they started going out and started like crashing out on each other like that's
that, that's the biggest issue. They're too close. It's just what you've never seen. That's
just what they do. Like facts just annoys Peterbot. Well, you have to do every single
thing Peterbot says. You have to be his bitch. And he came off the back of playing with me
where I had no ego and I was his bitch. The start of every end game, Jinxie, I would literally
drop all of my mats in the box. I would drop every mobility I had and we would shock wave
together and if it was a slight inconvenience for him to keep me alive, he would just let me die.
Yeah. He didn't play the game out by himself. And Brent, Poyle was just such a nice guy to me.
He just wanted me to have a good time. Like Poyle just wanted me to get killed.
Poyle didn't tell me to do any of that stuff, bro. Like none of that.
No, Poyle was the guy. That's why Poyle is so sweet too. And he's good. And he could have like,
if you just did what I did basically like in the last pro game, Poyle probably could have placed
way higher, but like I told you bro, it would have been so boring. That second place dude was
So funny that clip of you. Oh my god. I'm glad you went to experience a for-night end game
I just wanted a win Aussie. I just wanted a win dude. We only made it to one
Dude when we win I won pro-am I'm gonna say I we I only made one in game to the race rest was Pete solo clutching
I thought early game in two end games
We had one on high and then that was it every other one I died before in game and he just solo clutched it
You know the thing I struggled with the most was just rotating bro. I could not rotate. Yeah, I died every time
You got a tough meta. I'm gonna be honest
Overdrive grenade meta is one of the hardest to like try and carry someone in because it's like the other person has to know
What they're doing if it was like a launch pad meta or something else where you it's yeah, you do get a bit screwed in the meta
I will be honest
Yeah, I know about the jump slide thing now
I've been doing it in no build because in no build your movement matters a lot
Yeah, you weren't like bunny hopping and stuff, bro, but now I know how to buddy hop chat. I was doing it the other day
Yeah, how's the zero build ground going you've been hit up ranked?
Are you just like playing pubs? Am I a bitch for playing no builds, bro? Tell to me. Yeah
It's what you enjoy people are gonna try and tell you that but there's a reason why zero builds is so so popular
It is fun. This game is a good game in zero builds like the the the mobility and the weapons. It's fun
Without building I'm not a huge fan of it
But I get it like you have to legitimately practice to enjoy this game and builds in zero builds
You can just get on the hit your shots jump around and have fun like I get it
I know like the thing about for night is like I like the building aspect and it's like it's honestly
It's my favorite thing about it. I like the building. I'm just ass out of it. It's so yeah
Old kids are like fucking Peter bot against me bro
Yeah, I mean doesn't help you guys streams night
But even if you weren't getting streams that doesn't help it for that doesn't really have a good public rank system
Where you can't verse build your actual skill if you could get into a game right now and verse people and builds you have a similar
Building skill to you you would have so much. I know the fights would be fun
Yeah, you just come into the game so late. This is not gonna happen
Why do they never ban anyone either? No one gets banned bro. No one
Sure, dude, you're pretty sure to quiet here, man
Why do you think I hardly play dude cuz I literally just can't the streams office. I just can't do it, dude
So
All right, they're gonna show the off-sport
They should show the off-sport here. This should be Bucky versus Venno. It should be.
Oh, that sounds- that sounds set of mind.
Has Bucky been one after me?
No, but he has been really good.
Really? He's been really good? Unfortunately.
Wait.
Uh...
Wait, Venno's not here.
What the fuck?
Wait, wait.
He went high, he went high, he went high, but okay, he went other side.
Venno's trying to knock 50-50.
Venno's stalling the fight out. That's smart.
That's really smart.
Because Bucky is more likely to kill him off the rip.
Basically, yeah, I think Venon ages are backing themselves to win in a drawn out fight than if they just straight 50-50.
But this now makes you do worse overall though, because now they take a bunch of loot, you take a bunch of loot, the fight's really slow now.
So, we'll see.
I'm trying to get a balance of the audio right now.
And so, I don't want to talk too many voices chat, it's going to be me, Jinx, you, and Karthus, we'll see how they go.
Plus different potential battles happening right now.
Oh, battlewood, okay.
So there's no real big team here at battlewood.
There's no like crazy big team here at battlewood.
Oh dude, I went here with play all one time, I think.
Oh no, Ron, I went into this theater.
You went here with Ron?
Yes.
It's like, it's a bunch of loots.
Yeah, it's kind of cool.
Yeah.
Just kind of taking the scraps.
They don't want to necessarily show you some time.
I want to see the refight.
This first game is going to be mad passive.
Don't expect anything crazy early game here.
I think everyone's going to play really safe.
Oh, peace gone for the mythic AR.
So there is a boss that spawns over here that drops the assault rifle.
It's Pete's favorite gun right now.
He now needs to challenge Holly Quinn and then kill her.
And then he'll get the assault rifle.
You know, we'll have to see if he decides that he wants that rifle.
This is one of the best guns in the game right now.
There he is.
So now he's got the mythic assault rifle.
Everything from different pro players and playing so much better.
Is that easy to get it?
More team elimination is coming.
Yes.
If no other team tries to fight you for it, but this is Pete.
So everyone's going to give it to him.
I feel like I would have died for that RPG. I'm not even kidding.
I feel like I would have died for that RPG. He blocked that really cool.
You'd learn if you did it more time, surely. Yeah, it's like a rhythm.
But yeah, so that is so awful the longer you shoot for the faster fire.
So it's super crazy in endgame, especially if you take high.
Which is what he wants to do.
Dude, you know what I realized, bro?
And no chat. This isn't a fucking ad.
I don't have a fucking skin. No, bro.
You know what I realized? Modern Fortnite after playing it is overhated.
I'm not even kidding. Yeah. No, it's good right now, bro.
It's because the one of the best seasons that I will say.
Yeah. Like the, the prime of Fortnite was so good that modern
Fortnite is overhated. You know what it reminds me of?
When Black Ops 2 was a game, Black Ops 3 came out and Black Ops 3,
looking back on it was a great game, but Black Ops 3 was overhated
initially because of how good Black Ops 2 was. Does that make sense?
Okay, you know how they said I was not super in a cot. I remember playing back up so I remember not playing black ops 3
So I might have liked fell victim yet. I was more of a halo guy. I was a super in a cut
It's on the board. I didn't mind it, but I didn't like play it all the time
Like I agree nothing will ever compete with like 2018 for night. That was the best thing ever that year
Yeah, no, but my report nights overhated for sure. It is over here. Please wrap it on the board
Here we go. Let's wrap again this first kill second kill actually two kills
Okay, that's good stuff. That's a great start. That's really really good
If he seems like that
Or he's got the exact same day broadcast nice, okay, we can jump between the two if you want to then
Yeah
It's really bad for Bucky. He's now gonna 1v2.
Yeah, I just don't think Bucky wins this.
This is the thing. Bucky is actually better off scoring than people realize, but I think he is better in a straight 50-50.
I don't think this is gonna go as well. If they drag the fight out, I think Venonae just should win this one pretty consistently.
Is Bucky's streaming chat?
Is he streaming? Let me check it.
He might not have the same delay as the broadcast, no he's not, he's not streaming.
Damn, he's hyperlocked.
Ornage got the scanner, so they just went to the vending machine and bought this item,
that's now going to scan Bucky through walls and mark where he is.
Now they know exactly where he is, so he can't 1v2.
Damn.
Oh, yes, man.
He built so much.
Yeah, I think right now he's also, so Bucky right now is trying to play to grief Venor too.
Bucky Bucky makes it personal. He's already said if they both make grants
He's dropping wherever Venom is like he's following better than anything. Does he not like Venom for ages?
I don't know Bucky. I mean Bucky loves a bit of drama. He loves making a personal
I'm not sure exactly what his issue with Venom is but
Seems like it
Venom like I've seen him play with Ron
Venom is a sour guy like Venom is very negative. He's not a happy guy
No, he's not. And that's what he's seeing. He's kind of like, I don't know if there is
someone like that in Rainbow, but like, do you know Apex Legends, you know Imperial Hall
at all?
Yes, they call him like the CEO or something.
And the dictator, yeah. Cause that's the thing. He's not as very lackable. He's not
trying to be his teammate's friend, so he will win. That's better. He's not going to
be the nicest guy, but he wins.
So, you know.
Yeah, the guy that comes to mind for siege in terms of negativity is Skite, right?
these types of box really good uh no he's not like pro level but he was really
good on castle that's why I thought he might be there was a four after I called
Scott as well but skydives would be the type of guy where like you would start a
game you'd be winning like two to zero you would lose one round because somebody
sold and then he would ruin the next five rounds by arguing oh no okay yeah
that's not right I don't need that I wouldn't say that is too bad but yeah
There's some crash out event on clicks for sure
Yes, I'd actually recently like a couple months ago got his t2 team like almost banned and he got himself banned
Well, I'm crashing out that bad. He team killed and left which is like a big no-no. Oh wow, okay
Now this should be good, I think Booga Brace actually should call out of this game
They're looking really good right now
Booga just qualified to land by the way. I know you couldn't watch that that reload land I was telling you about like the
The finals he qualified to the Esports World Cup Booga's going to Esports World Cup now
I've never heard of this too many braids I've never heard of that guy
Braids are weird when he's kind of like he's always this person who surprised me when he calls to land
because he spends most of the year on like 50 60 King and then he moves to zero and he's like way better
So people kind of always kind of jump on the opportunity if they get all this is pesty by the way if you hate watching
We kind of want to see Booga kill this guy for now. No, everyone's pretty patient here
Bro inside shocked me how much they say
It's it's a bit of a problem
It's it's one of the main features of this meta right now because chug jugs are so cheap
You can buy Chugjokes with 750 gold and most PYs get like 2,000 so you can just buy multiple chugs and just stay in the stall with them
What's happening?
2017 ass bases this
Oh, dude, you would have hated Serious Trade Meta if you don't like this
This isn't even crazy dude. Some of the bases that were game built in trios were like I'm not kidding
It'd be like 17 like tall like 17 bases tall and like 15 wide just skyscrapers
That's just Kanata trying to control space right now though
So yeah, do you know what Lacey playing later today?
Yeah, what time does that happen at that's like an hour and a half after this ends?
I think that's in like
And then it's him and back playing the same heat so that's gonna be mad funny to watch
Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to watch Lacey cuz it's my dad's birthday and I'm watching a movie with him later
Like later
I mean it should be fun, but it's still easy at the end of the day
My champion, sorry
The most that's any heat
This is crazy, 80 alive
So yeah, they mostly just play Storm because as you can see
3 main kits and a 200 chugs, that's basically everyone's loadout
So there's just, you can take so much Storm
He's got 3 chugs
This means the endgame is going to be amazing though
Wait, also you said this guy won, FNCS? Curve?
Yeah, Curve, Curve won
Curve won, he won last season with Venom, so Venom came to NA and they won together.
He's a young controller player.
Unfortunately, he doesn't get as much credit for the FNCS winners Venom, because Venom drops almost 50 kills by himself as the IGL, so yeah.
So Venom last grand, he was, what, was it 10th chat?
He was 10th going into day two, and then came from 10th first on the second day by just going nuclear, like, they keyed everyone.
It was crazy for him.
Chat saying how did you, they've made a Chapman-Soma picture of one of the stronger drops of Kha'Zix.
Help.
Hassie bird, man.
What, fighting Killing?
Why are you fighting Killing?
Yo, this is not smart by Venom.
This is not smart by Venom.
I mean, we've hyped up, I don't like this.
Okay, they left.
They're leaving, they're leaving.
So, Austin, here's my question.
year. How many like FNCS grand finals are there every year?
Hey, this might be a really good depends on the chapter. So this year, there's only two,
which is weird because there's two lands. But last year, there was three. So normal,
the normal format for the last few years has been three FNCS and one land. This year is
two FNCS, two lands, and then another FNCS after land, which is solo. So this year is
technically three last year. There was three. But yeah, we count globals and land wins as
an FNCS win too. Like if you win Globals you also won an FNCS, you know?
Yeah, so there's three to see it win solos, because they just added solos after Globals.
That'll be interesting. That's gonna be very interesting.
Bro, this dude's in a fucking tower. This is, he's on top of Badawood right now,
but he's only 67 above, so he hasn't got a lot of Storm Surge, so he needs to get some damage done
here because if he doesn't get at least like 150 above on the next rotate he'll
probably go below if he has to come in. Bucky down, yeah Bucky down. Bucky died!
Yeah I think he's tried to reboot down here and I'm guessing this team's
probably taking him out I think.
Soneto though this deal has really not much to say about the doubt the surge has revealed itself
They're eyeing up this duo crossing them. They're gonna go for the shockwave play likely
Yeah, like I said, I actually don't think he's gonna win like if he has the chance to win
Let's say he's got like eight kills on height. It's quite funny. They will literally just pretend to like
Lose and then dying and keep playing
Well, it's have fun, but it's also remember they got to keep dead their drop spot locked down
If Pete wins game 1 in Qualls, Venno could then leave Heatwave and go back Sinister for the next 4 games and Quall Grants and then compete at Sinister.
So it's fun with Qualls! That's fucking smart!
Yeah, you gotta hold your drop spot down too. So it's a risky game. You can use it again always.
He doesn't want good teams to qualify if he can stop it.
Exactly, and he doesn't want them calling from his drop either, because they might go his drop in Grants.
Damn, that's fucking... I did not think about that. Got a lot goes into this shit.
Bro it goes even crazier so good teams like Steinskull for example one of the best teams on Europe
They've now coached another team in a different heat at their drop to make sure no other team went that drop and made grants to contest them
Like they also they're coaching to another team getting them into grants based under the lack
Okay, well you won't now contest me. It's it gets a bit shady at times, but there's a lot that goes into it
Well, I feel like it gets so shady cuz like
It's to stop them from just getting in a discord call and stradding out like, hey, we're not
going to fuck with you if you're not going to fuck with us, but we can fuck with this
guy.
Yeah, yeah, unfortunately, just summarized a large part of competitive format.
Yeah, it's a popularity contest too, probably.
Oh yeah, popularity contest, like having grudges, like certain teams will greet other teams,
but not other teams, it's just kind of how it goes.
That's what I warned Lacy about with NAOS especially.
Okay, so this guy's now below.
This guy told you before he needed damage.
He didn't get that damage. Now he's below storm surge.
So he's going to get hit for 25 damage every 7 seconds
until either they die or they deal enough damage to go above that threshold.
You'll see it on the right above the minimap.
Oh, so he doesn't do damage. So now they're above.
Yeah.
No wall. They might be cooked though.
They're running out of meds and if they take more damage then they die.
But either way pressure is on them. So why was that as much as awesome because the game just never ends or like
They were the there was two people alive and the game literally couldn't handle it and the lobbies would like freeze
Like you just couldn't play the game and then also the long the servers are going way better now
But if there was no storm surge the games would be so boring
So the pros would literally just rotate center map do the giant metal box and then just scroll tick tock and wait
You know you kind of got to give them a reason to make them fire
Yeah, let's see how Clix is doing actually.
Let me see.
Clix is chilling.
He's rotating in late.
It's definitely more entertaining when they fight too, you know?
Oh yeah, for sure.
Yeah, you want to see them fight.
Like even this right now, this engagement is happening because of Storm surge.
If this team wasn't below, they'd just be sitting here waiting right now.
Org is fighting Unrealiana?
Org is still below, he didn't get enough damage.
Oh, and he guys too. That's so good for King Ling. King Ling just got three bodies of loot. He gets all that loot now.
King Ling! He's very good.
That was King Ling at pro aim, he was. Did he play though? No, I don't think he did. I think he just went and visited to just be there.
I'm glad Central is always at this time, are they? Like I'm glad Central isn't late.
It's normally two hours left in this but this is the broadcast at tournament time
So the only major tournament has happened at this time at least
That's why West is so late tonight
Four hundred Bob, though, this is great. They're looking really good
For like seven games these guys are not losing
Yeah, you see that.
Yeah, you see that.
Too good of a duo.
And as Pete was kind of, he was playing a lot of Valor and he wasn't really locked in,
but then Venno contesting him, kind of like woke him up, so he's been grinding too.
So this duo, they are the favourites to win grand.
As of right now, we'll see how they go today, but now they're uncontested.
They are definitely top three, if not the favourites to win grand.
Dude, yeah.
He and Playo, it's like a crazy ass duo, man.
They're both a bit bad right now, though.
like the number one and two player in the world and they're on a tour. Pete, Pete will
openly tell you that Poyo is the best player in the world right now. I don't, I
think Poyo is definitely the best player in the world. If not top three, Pete, if he keeps
grinding, will be back there. But Pete's being not bad, is not Pete.
But by the time Global comes around, I can see it. If Pete starts grinding again.
Yeah, bro, that's how I feel with Siege, bro.
Like I got a return to the top. Yeah, yeah
You're gonna remind them. Okay, when when were you lost in your prime? How long ago was your prime?
in siege I
Think the best I ever was in siege was when I beat Boto and a 1v1 that ass. Oh boy. I just died to click
We just died to clicks. Let's look at oh my gosh peace solo rapid just killed boy. Oh shit
Wait, wait, who just killed clicks? They need a plastic click just killed boy. Oh, let's go boy. Oh
Yo, yeah, boys down Pete solo clicks and rapper just killed him
He's got 87 but always fighting though. Wait, he's fighting. They're trying to get the loot
What are we gonna replay? Oh?
He's full HP. Oh
Yeah, that's a that's unfortunate before you even play that that bad just got lands head pistols
See why Peter bop was so concerned with them on the other side
Look at this end game
There's just 50-60 pros on top of each other
46 alive and 7 zoned it
If it pulls North East up this mountain, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Easier for the lobby, but you have to be able to survive up to that point
Are those the most zoned when you're just up a fucking mountain?
Unless you're on high ground
Yeah, it's the last zone you want if you're below it
Because you're just like, if the zone pulled up here right now
All of these people just get congested and you can't get around the builds because everyone just builds over the top of the W.
Ooh, wait, Venom's not for high ground maybe?
Wait, Venom gives me a high ground.
What was the GD up from? Oh, bloodbath!
Wait, Venom could win game one. Venom might win game one here if he plays this right.
Pizza solo, so he's not going to take height. There's not a lot of high ground teams in here.
Venom takes this, they might win.
Oh, good mental play by Venom. Oh, that was a nice play by Venom. That was a great look.
Oh
This could be good for a zone, they immediately build up trying to keep it
Cooper guy like a four-night debate YouTube video
Really? Yeah, it was like a
Like probably dig that was probably my own the film now. I'm gonna like sit in front of each other
Yeah, yeah, I see his point at the hotest these four. Yeah. Yes
Here was a funny guy and bro. He liked never played another game
Yeah, yeah, he's growing up on for that. So he won globals with Meryl. He's won a land
But he only played with matters because Meryl flipped the coin to pick a teammate
Rapids down click solo
He's still going solo too
So they need if they want to call here off consistency points not a win you got to average about 30 points a game for the five games
Dude, Clix's teammate rapid was the guy that killed me in the program
He's good. No shade of dying wrap. He's very good. He was in a fucking bush, man.
He got him again? Yes.
Crazy is another kill. I think Crazy and Kingling have 10 kills, Chad.
Maybe they're double digits already. That's 30 points of Elins alone.
They've got two almost full chug jugs. Please can clutch this. He's coming up there.
He's only got 10 bills.
Do you think Clix is gonna try to win just to secure the qualms immediately?
Oh, 100%. Yeah, 100%.
I think just with Clix's reputation getting greased as well,
I think he'll just take the chance to go for it.
Yeah, I don't think Pete's gonna do anything weird today,
but you never know what Clix does.
Take the chance.
Hand Elym's 15-Lion Graves.
He's still going. He's still going solo.
Psychopath, bro.
He needs a refresh really soon though.
Here we go. This is it.
Two builds. Let's do a die right now.
He needs to kill someone.
Peterbot solo clutch! Maybe. Oh, killing him!
He's soloed.
You know, an ager's still looking good too. There's gonna be a tough win.
If Rean could want to win this, he's gonna have to play this well up high,
because there's a lot of good doers down here.
Oh, G. He's so long, man.
He stole Matthos solo. He ain't gonna kill, but he stole someone's refresh.
He's got 30 builds. He's just gonna pop this full chug jug and he's fine.
They're on the low ground?
Oh, he did get kingly! I didn't see!
Oh, boogaboo! Two boogaboo!
Oh my god, game on boogawin!
Oh, please game on boogawin!
He's only got one build though. Why do you take high with one build?
Oh, never mind. Praise has the build.
THE LION!
No, he actually might win this. Boogawin can win this.
Wait, he's got another kill!
Oh my god!
He's got two kills.
This is what he does, bro.
This is what he does.
Wait, is he going high?
He's going high, but it's Bouga.
He's trying to take high on Bouga.
What is he doing?
Why is he still in taking high?
Okay, he gave it up.
He gave it up.
He gave it up.
As he drops down, realizing it might not be worth the risk, he used all these builds
for a fight that is not going my way.
Ozzy, he looks.
It's just pink.
It's just pink.
It's just pink.
Ooh, look at that.
It's what I see.
They pumped him.
Dude, this team is already cooking.
This is ridiculous.
This is really huge who is alive right now.
Bouga might win this.
He was alive right now.
Booga might witness the fight.
He put clicks on 20 health?
He did, he did.
This is a true clutch for Booga.
This is a really good cinema.
This has been such a good solid clutch back place though.
This is a huge solid clutch.
Booga's still hunting right now though.
Whoa, clicks sound cute though.
Even Booga's still playing amazing.
They're both playing so good.
They are playing out of their minds.
There he is!
This one is proving that.
Oh, Booga's down.
He's down.
Time, time, time.
Booga's down.
Booga's down.
I think Brugge wins this. Brugge is the only duo. Brugge is the only duo alive right now. It's all Solos and Brugge. I think Brugge prays win this.
They have to advantage.
Oh, can I play Brugge prays? What an endgame.
Click, smack, Booga! Click, smack, Booga!
This was such a good solo clutch by Click. Click played this phenomenal. Brugge wins. Brugge has to win this.
up at solos they pushed away to the end we thought if you want to get some out of
the wings to perform we're going to win that's crazy
what a go and that's amazing
but he's in a new prime he's just so impressive he is roaring
he is
oh my god oh he already did it he did it he's not he's done so he starts playing
now so his drop is now off the grabs and someone else can go take it
That's why you can never count out the line
That's why you can never count out Buga
That was a good ass game
He played that great
Oh he's going to still work
Shut up you don't know anything
I'll be back in like 39 seconds
I was trying to get my food
What a good game
No Kelly was
Oh no
Are we supposed to be out of here
Oh my gosh, they know that we can't hear it
Crazy stuff there Kelly, but yeah, I mean listen booga and braids there. David knows dude
It's your favorite one. How in the hell he's not it. She's not it. She's not it's fine
I'm kind of returning to the big stage and praise or two. Why does he look like a I braids?
Obviously one of the two that makes like tripping me out with a statement to be made as well
Like 3D but not.
Like tripping me out.
Game number one, I feel like it just adds a little bit more emphasis.
How is such a good solo clutch and such a good P2O solo clutch?
What a first game.
Oh my god.
Should we just go blast?
Oh, we had the mythic rapid final.
We've really not seen this gun be relevant like at all this season.
good this is what he needed he needed he's there is a rather long break between
each game unfortunately so we're gonna check the leaderboard like in a second
here and they stopped talking we kind of got to kill a few minutes for the next
game starts after they stop talking it's crazy you guys believe what a second
Kelly's just crazy joke she just got me to laugh so hard but I agree man it's
crazy see them and the fact that we saw the war between let me see let me see
like the fact that they jumped up we saw Cooper and read on the height and
was like bro I'm going up there I'm going in the overdrive I'm taking the fight to them and then
they walk away with a win in game number one. Old folk at brave at Razor. Is that a reference
to Venom? Is that what Venom said in my chat today? Or uh, or uh, sounds like you are. Kelly's still
muted. Oh my gosh. That mouth that I call Booga washed. Please do not say that. I was not calling
never said that. That's right. Guys, we're going to go to a break when we return. We're
going to take a look at some of the the unfoldings of game number one. I was just explaining to
you what you see. I'll show you guys later what's after each game because unfortunately
the broadcast, I think they've left this big break to sell like ad slots and then don't
have any ads slots. So it ends up being this like really awkward like five minutes just
I'm going to break every time.
Alright, let's look at the leaderboard.
Okay.
Alright.
So, like I was explaining to you guys, because of the order call with a thousand points,
so Google breaks the order call now, they're on a thousand points, they're through.
And then it's top ten who don't have a win.
So, right now, Kanata clicks Peterbot.
No way, that's the top three.
Kingling, Jesager, Mrete, Aegis, Dudley, Spear, and then Creon.
So, call right now to the 40 points.
So, that's our top ten most consistent teams who didn't get a win so far.
Oh, he's still AFK. I thought I heard him come back. Oh my bad.
That was a long 39 seconds. What the fuck?
It's all good.
Also, if anyone who cares, if case you guys get confused, this is their damage ratio number.
All the numbers, don't worry about the numbers, just worry about this one.
This is their points. This is how many kills each player got.
And then if you care enough, this number here is a damage ratio.
How much damage they dealt to take.
So for every damage Boota took, he dealt 2.77, which is really good.
They played amazing.
You want this number to be as high as possible in the green.
They had a very good game.
You know what they got at 4-9?
It's so good. It's not a bad first game.
So Higgs and Curve only got 26 points.
4-9 don't have 19.
I've got Zems in this heat as well.
this heat as well. What the hell this heat is so stacked.
Where's Bucky? Did Bucky have a zero point? Bucky had a boner.
Bucky with a zero point game one. That's brutal. Damn.
They can bring it back. But yeah, qual's gonna be around 150 points chat.
Ish. I don't know. It could be like as low as 140.
It could be as high as like 170.
It just depends on how good everyone plays.
But you want to be aiming for like at least 30 points a game
if you want to be on consistency qual.
Recoupart. I really want to see Recoup win that game too, though.
What's happened to all we got two teams already claim a boogers drop so amplifying losses and
Cyrus and Bubba are now going to try and go boogers drop now that he's not there. They're already trying to claim it
Wait bucky move to growth. No, no he won't chat. He won't I don't think bucky will switch bro
I think bucky wants to make sure better doesn't call if he can
Wait what wait, they know how to fall wait what was better damage ratio did I miss that? Oh
Oh my gosh, been at a 4.89 damage ratio. Holy shit, then it played good.
Damn. Yo, what's up, Kingly? Good game one, bro. Popping off. Good shit, man.
Yo, Kingly, just because you had a good game doesn't mean you could be weird, bro.
I'm not gonna get it. Yeah, we'll see. I'm gonna keep the streak
Welcome back one FM to the FNCS
Game number one goes the way of booga and braids. That's right. Let's just stop questioning booga on everything
Okay, he's mr. World Cup. Don't forget it. All right, though a lot of man
So much action happened in that last game with so many duos
We're just used to seeing or players that are remember we see the massive swap
It kind of feels like sometimes Kelly every duo look at each other like hey everybody move one to your left
And then that's the new duos
But in that last game obviously as we start to take a look at the standings
We see a lot of names here in this top ten by themselves
Then also reminder if we get a victory out we go to next week's finals that means we're not gonna be seeing Boog and Braith
I still need to stack Pyro's format though man. I want to watch more Booga or we need to end the top 10 win consistent
You guys weren't here earlier, I was talking to Dorf dad, aka Buga's dad, about how calm
when I was they would call today.
So I know Dorf dad's happy right now.
That canada and sphinx after that last game and we saw the canada was a solo, but I feel
like everyone at the end of that game besides Buga and Braze was a solo.
We had clicks, we had to click.
It's those eliminations that they were able to garner on the low ground.
Let's get to mucking baby, it's Shaco clock.
going on. However, I will say what we got. What was the
east? What are you marching on?
Trappical smoothie cafe chicken bacon ranch flatbread.
Things one and two. Damn. I mean, everything was actually
going so crazy. That's the way. Whenever I go to America,
man, I gain so much weight every time. I'll be there for
like two weeks. Don't actually gain weight. It's nuts.
We know how to eat. We know how to drink. We know how to gamble.
Okay, by the way, I want to thank you very much. But after
this moment, I mean, take a look at this.
Let's do this.
We'll do the first game.
Lipped up next vacation.
Cinema, cinema.
Cinema, that was a good first game.
I wanted the first game.
The pt and clicks made it to like,
I wanted them to do each other.
Yeah, I mean, clicks disengaged in there though.
That was honestly two phenomenal solo clutches
for most pt and clicks.
That was like, pp to 60 point solo clutches
for both of them.
That was wild.
That's made their quals so much more secure now.
Man, it looks, I'm shocked.
I'm like reliving this game.
So now they're being chillin'?
No, I mean like, you want to get 30 points on average a game to get the call here?
Clicks is now on 70, and he's on 65.
So it's, it's give him a nice little cushion, but I've seen teams throw it with more of a lead than this.
Clicks being solo.
They should've done it, they should've.
Given how chaotic that call is.
The best part is as well, this means that Clicks has another good game.
He can get to the point where he can like, hit a ball, can just throw his game and not call.
Cause if you get to, let's say Clicks gets 70 points again, he's at 140, he's basically called.
So that's why he'll be more comfortable throwing games now.
Which I won. I don't want the big names to all win.
It kind of makes it a little bit less fun.
Yo, Ozzy!
Was that game from Clicks and Rapid better than every game from Venom and Clicks in the last three months?
Oh, so Clicks and Venom didn't play for that long?
But yeah, Clicks and Venom, yeah, pretty much.
But to be fair, that was all Clicks solo clutch.
Like, the eredically Clix did that with Rapid. Okay, one feature again, this goes a bit deeper, but Clix is better with Rapid for two reasons.
Firstly, Rapid makes him more confident, which is awesome, but secondly, Rapid as an IGL doesn't tank as much Storm.
You know, he said, oh, everyone's tanking so much Storm. If you tank too much Storm, you get a mechanic called Storm Sickness, where in endgame, if you stay in Storm, you basically instantly die.
Rapid doesn't do that, so when Clix is in endgame, he can actually tank Storm and like make plays he wouldn't be able to make with Venom.
So it's a bit of like a personality thing, but it's also a gameplay thing
But yeah, it did not play good clicks and better did not play good at all when they play together
It was that they both clicks and better both individually look terrible together. Yeah, they both look amazing
I think Venom has great vibes, bro. He's definitely a great player, but I don't know the spies are good
No, definitely not the reason why me and Stompin were the deadliest duo of all time
Is because Stompin had all of the skills and I had all of the vibes, bro
Um, gosh, I know I know it's like no, I agree with that. I agree with that
That's why me and P1 pro amp 2 because like he was like crazy, but I was like motivating him and shit
I know it is I
Me with cheerleader pom-poms cheering on something like I did whatever for that guy, bro
That's why we're gonna see that clip I've actually seen that exactly
Yes, I assumed you were watching a tournament. He was playing at that point. Were you in that tournament? I
Was in the game dad is spectating him
I've seen that clip. I thought you're doing a watch party. I'm not gonna be honest. I don't try to be weird here
Okay, that's what takes for WS teammate man, don't use it boy. Yes, bro
It's all about policy they don't need to know fucking positive, bro, I mean he's going this far doing this, bro
He'll probably just keep doing it to be honest
Wait, so is grams a land or is it gonna be online?
No, so Grands is online. It qualifies you to the LAN. So, wait, let me check my notes again.
Okay, so there's, yeah, top six teams in this Grands on NA who don't already have a LAN spot, make it to Global.
So, Peanpoint, for example, right? They came second at the last LAN, so they automatically qualified to the next one.
That makes sense. So, their spot would roll down, but Clixen Rapid, for example, aren't qualified, so they need to place well in this Grand Finals to make the next LAN.
when is globals
globals is september let me check when is what right i think it's like the 20 something let me see
the 26th and 27th of september and that's an antwerp that's my birthday what actually oh
shit 26 is my birthday what the hell yeah best way to spend i'm gonna be honest yeah i'm gonna
watch globals it's only two days awesome two days yeah just two days there's no qualifiers
It's just a six games one day six games the next day done and dusted
Yeah, I'm gonna watch that. I'm gonna be home. I'm always told for my birthday always. I'll watch that nice nice
Yours is 27. Oh
Wait, what wait Venom is okay. Nevermind. Yeah, so bucking Venom going each one half of heat wave
This is good for Venom really bad for bucky. Wait, I'm gonna be honest. I can't hear the game. All right this dream
Oh, I got turned up. That's why no, I don't because that can go either which way happy birthday
Yo, dumbass, not yet in September!
Not yet!
It's the father's birthday though, he can be sent to maybe someone your dad has a birthday.
No, he sent happy birthday at Jynxie.
I love this more than anything's ever done.
That fucking beat!
So I think fairly about the broadcast.
Cast kind of has to pretend that teams don't deliberately sell like they know they've just sold and tried to not win
But they can't really bring attention to it to the kind of you know, it acknowledges that that's maybe not the best format
So it's always kind of funny
wait
Who tried to not win who?
Like like leave if let's say Peter boy deliberately sells the next game and tries to not win
The broadcast has to pretend they don't know that's what he just did. It's one of my favorite games to watch
the map in general, it is a surprise right now that people are calling this game a lie.
I'm not gonna lie, you can have some relatively solid players who are always amplify and lore
is here.
I guess they're doing the map to say, hey, why fight for scraps and we can fight for
the whole PLI?
That's usually what I think if you're gonna contest something make it if you win, but when four different teams have that same idea,
but you know how Fortnite players get better every year? Do you think it's done now? Like how can they get any much better?
It's definitely the slowest. It's progressing the slowest it ever has, I think. Like season on season right now, it's kind of like I think the most is ever still there.
But all it takes is Fortnite to add like a new mechanic, like sliding or sprinting, and then all of a sudden like it explodes again as they figure out this new thing they can do.
Why did you just just kill them?
Him and Bucky just died!
Oh no, Venos, basically 2-0 chat. I mean, you can not call that first one as a win if you don't want to, but it's at least 1-0, probably 2-0 spawn now.
They get hunted and found out. Bucky died to the atom.
Yeah.
Now the RGS who won this fight here.
It's because they're all 50-50 chat.
I can't see how Fortnite players can get any better than this, and I'm gonna be honest.
I feel like in the year 2024 they were at the peak.
I feel like I'll be saying that these years, I think, I don't know man, maybe, it's also
Fortnite ad view settings, right?
Like, Edd and I release is a setting they added, like, you know, quite a while ago,
but a whole bunch of pros didn't get on board without a start.
Now they have, that's pushing the skill gap up as well.
This is making them faster and faster, just less buttons to click.
So you'd be surprised though, these guys are freakish.
Yep, one moment. Sorry
No, you're good. Well, there's a guy named
Jake steen in the chat who's been subbed for two years Jake steen. He's typing watch
Port night for I know what you're trying to say Jake steen
Get the fuck out of the channel, please
Watch Port night for really bro, really get this guy out
I'm back. I'll see wait wait till Grand's your DJ. Why are we being weird? Come on. Don't put that juju out there
This is going to play well this grand
Come on to love it to let go me home
I want to get I want to get rid of this head like this this story line of places taking grand
Because even like last year bro, he was playing well in Grands, there was usually someone else on his team that was charging, I'm gonna be honest.
But with Higgs yet, Higgs, him and Higgs both individually didn't look that great in this, I will say.
But Higgs historically has performed under pressure, it's only been recently with Higgs, let's not retell Higgs' whole career.
Bro, look bro, I'm not gonna believe it till I fucking see it.
I'm not gonna believe it until I see it.
I don't have any faith in Klicks winning.
Put me in the ad, chat, put me in the ad.
I don't have any faith.
I'm not gonna believe it till I see it, bro.
This guy's cursed.
I mean, Pete being uncontested makes it so much less likely,
not because just because Pete will now win it,
but it means that if Klicks has a chance to win it,
Pete has so much more ability to grief him out of it now.
That's the big difference now, but we'll see, we'll see.
And like, don't be wrong, I wanna see Klicks win.
Like, him winning a half MC has to be the coolest Fortnite story line ever.
I just can't see it happening.
There's too many cracked ass kids that are way younger than him.
It does feel like it's just not meant to be, but I will say, we'll see.
Even Raph is looking solid.
This is NA's also getting so hot.
The tip of the top, like the top three to five teams on NA Central,
it's just getting so fucking good you have to play at grand so slowlessly to win.
Yeah, it's still like, if the top players are 17, 18, 19, 16, and Clix is 21, 22, like, bro, he's gotta win now!
He's gotta win, like, right now!
He doesn't have much time left, bro!
Oh, and when he's 25, yo, I'm old as rocks!
Like, it's over for me, bro!
Your gaming prime is, like, 19!
Anything after that is a decline!
Dead ass!
Yeah, and he's not I yelling either which makes it hard the I yelling kind of drags out your prime a bit
He kind of like he's fragging. So yeah, I know I think it was coming from to be fair
He also could get into I yelling in the future and like kind of extend out his career
So a lot of like good frangers have done to keep their career going bro clicks on me if he wins
He's gonna quit
He says that but I swear he won't because he'll want like the amount of like hype and excitement around him as a play
We'll only like double what he wins. So like I think he likes that idea, but I swear he won't
the thought of hey one of those guys are respawning like I said Venor's the one
a Venor just got 15 grand last season he's what 22 he's older than Cleese
I mean I think he's 21 going on 22. Which footballer has had the same exact
career as Cleese? Like came close really great player came close to winning but
never won anything. What's the footballer comparison? Wouldn't it be Kane before he left on them?
I used to know football. I don't know anymore. I used to know football. That's why I didn't kind of chime in the other day, because I didn't really watch the World Cup. But like, go back like 10 years and I got good football knowledge.
Chet Neymar won UCL.
They might be a decent one. I mean, there's also, even in the conversation of Fortnite though, there's other people who have done better than Clicks to never win an FNCS.
Thomas A.C., the student on Europe, has like way, way, way above Clicks' achievements and he's never won. He is, he is like the second place curse. It's crazy.
But I guess Chet in football, it's impossible. If you're a great player, it's impossible to win nothing. Like, there'll be something. There'll be something.
like win a pram or you'll win like a copa or you'll win yeah like I used to yell
like events like it's impossible with nothing I guess even like global as well
you're getting a good like good global thing there's gonna be something but I
mean I did even a czar never win you still I don't know if a czar never won
you see L that might be a good one it's Latin but I just try to think of the
personality between cliques in Latin it just makes me fucking laugh bro dude I
I don't think he's on the 1st, yeah. Did he?
Yeah, they're king.
5, 3, 2, 5.
Oh, you want 2.
I want 2.
The activity has continued.
I don't know. Stay up.
Okay, this is kind of cool as well, because we haven't actually got to see, this sounds terrible.
We haven't really got to see Venon Age as a duo, because since they've formed, they've been conning Pete and getting shit on.
So like, I'm learning how Venon Age is going to play as a duo, live as we're watching this.
Like, I don't know how this duo plans to play, because they haven't played it.
They just spawned and then died or just got off
They're playing aggressive chat, I mean Venos should be confident team with ages like this is a good ass fighting through holy shit
And now they have the high ground over a team like Venos and Agers
Reads key is who?
I know Rea, I know this guy. It's like one of the best control players ever
Yeah, so him and Turv, him and Turv and Tini are the three best control players in the world right now for sure.
And then, bro, it's like two of this team and Tini's European.
Bro, he's still one of the best. That's crazy. I remember he was one of the best.
Bro, he was one of the best a long time ago, like years ago.
Yeah. I've known about Rie for a long time.
Yeah, chapter two, like mid-chapter two, he kind of made a huge name for himself.
And then he had quiet points throughout his career, but at last lane, he did really well.
At last lane, he came seventh while contesting ages and ritual.
And another T1 team and that was insanely impressive
Controller was really shit during trailers though like really shit all last year. There was like no relevant controller play
It's not reading teeny. They were the only two basically
So was the closest clicks was ever to fncs the chug splash incident yes by far
Yeah second place put a one in the last game. Yeah
All your teeny had a bad year, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, last year teeny was shit too. Sorry. Every was the only basically super relevant
Toll plate last year, but yeah, the chun slash incident was by far
The other is there's a big one if in quicks his career though
He had a season where he was playing with scented probably one of the the other best player on NA
So I've never won an FNCS
And they were probably gonna win it and that's when he got banned for the whole pizza incident
So he couldn't play that grand
That was bad that was crazy
I remember that pre-click on Twitter. I remember that yeah
Yeah, she almost had a G could have won with epic whale as well in chapter 5 season 1
He meant where we're looking really good, and he honestly probably
What do you think this performance was that grants top 3 in all of grants?
He was attached with that shotgun. Oh my god. He's doing it. They're doing the floaty strike. Oh my god
So this this track just got popularized this week. There's these inflatable floaties inside
And then, uh, won't he land?
This is, right?
So, okay. I'll let the car switch to play now.
You gotta, like, pickaxe or use the rapid-fire SMG
to get that out of the minigame, right?
And instead of pickaxing it,
the reason why you use the rapid-fire SMG
because it deals the least amount of damage
to the floatation device,
it'll literally bring you across the map
like you see Reed and Cooper do,
and probably less than how it is.
Oh, my goodness!
So, I made a short, I made a short on this,
like, literally, like, two days ago.
And I'm pretty sure Reed already knew about it,
But he didn't say anything to me so I think I don't know if I was exposed
But yeah, there's like there's only one PY in the game which has those there essentially you use them to float around the river
It's meant to be a bit of a meme and then probably as a realize you can use them as like fucking speedboats to rotate around the whole map
Is it like a insanely fast?
Insanely fast like it is literally faster than any vehicle we've had in the history of the game as fast and cars shows planes like you
A fucking floaty! It's fascinating!
And it costs you nothing. Like, all you have to do is carry a couple of maids kids so you can tank zone and you just shoot it with an SMG.
Like, it doesn't even... there's no risk to doing it.
And now you can just full dead side rotate.
Spain scored! I know! It was two weeks ago! I know Spain scored!
Also, worth pointing out though for anyone who does care, Epic has specifically said that it's not an exploit.
exploit. Rite will not get punished and no one will get punished for doing that.
I'm gonna be honest, it sounds like an exploit. It's a good one. So Fortnite just
recently disqualified players for doing an exploit where you could duplicate meds.
You'd like pop an item and you'd drop it at the same time and it would like make
another one of them. And people got disqualified from DivCup that week for
doing it. So there's been like this big topic around what is and isn't exploiting.
So I'd just specify that one. The floaty apparently is not exploiting. If you want
to jump in pubs and do it you can go for it see each other next whatever you
could put a shield on Gage's face but that just conceives you can put a fucking
deburble shield on his head
there's been some great ones you play zeroes you know throwing the shield
bubbles on things like hoverboards and cars and shit like Jordan that's always
a fun one that's a good one even if you win the fight making out is gonna be
Okay, solo clutch points. T-Double got 48 points in solo, and please go up 47 in that first game. That's crazy.
Chat, I said, yeah girl, stop doing the pardon emote.
Okay, it's true. I already had it from the same time.
I was just this GTA shit. Everything I talk, they just type, pardon. It's a little Angry Birds guy. I can't even talk.
I was still on my chat about that today bro. It's getting crazy. I get scared when I say like I think the sub-deal today
And his name was me co. I need to make sure I say that very slowly and I got the question asked
Bro, it's kids are weird men's and also you gotta be like dude
You gotta be extra terrible because you have that off the accent too. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't help
I know like I also speak really fast, too. So it's just all kind of blows sometimes
And my mom just added the emo part into my chat awesome. Well, there you go chat now
not just strong first game, luckily when he does hop back cushions and he did not be down yet
oh shit, can I guys, I was gonna tear it off, it's not looking too good
Creon's gonna end up with the Illumination and the Refresher
this zone's pretty good, so if we haven't had super crazy zones
oh, age of the gray spot, age's been on a fantastic spot
Kalamari Panion, this should be really good for kingling and craze
He didn't get to kill?
Oh, we're getting lobbies.
Oh, P.Poyo, making late rotates.
P.Poyo is rotating late a lot today, actually.
Like, that last game was unlucky that P.Poyo got sprayed as hard as he did, but I'm also wondering why they're rotating so late at the moment.
Oh, damn.
That guy just got packed.
Oh my god.
Well that's two kills, that's me three.
Kyrie run.
Kyrie run.
Get out, Kyrie run.
Run, it's Peterbot!
Run, it's Peterbot!
Run!
Classic clip.
Classic, classic.
They're pouring in one after the next after the next and Peter's just taking it out.
Oh dude, do you know the clip where the guy's like, yeah, this guy's hacking.
He's hacking.
Oh no, wait, it's Peterbot.
Okay, you watched that clip?
I watched you watch that clip?
Watch that clip. I'm gonna bring down office.
Remind me, Chad, we're gonna show Jinxie the golden flopper clip office.
I'm gonna explain to him how crazy it was, because you saw it and you thought it was crazy,
but I guarantee it's crazier than what you think.
Dude, that golden flopper has a 0.01% chance of dropping Jinxie.
Wait, he got an appointment and killed someone with it on high ground, and then 1v2ed them.
Yeah, it's just that clip is legendary.
Oh, you know what the owl clip?
It's the Alcliff. I thought it was the the canada on high ground pace clip chat
I know it's the Al one. I do know that one too. Sorry different clip different clip
I think I don't know but he's like this guy's hacking and then he's like, oh, yeah
No, that's Al. I believe that when you when often canada on high ground and I was like this guy's cheating and then canada's like
Oh, no, it's Peterbots. I thought it was that one shots come off on there
It has multiple clips like that dude. It's actually insane. I know bro. It's actually crazy. It's just too many
7th zone though, we've already seen it.
Game 1 is actually a little bit early to try and invest everything.
Yeah, I was gonna say, pretty impressive for them to be the team right now to try to identify as the high ground duo.
Two games in a row now, position themselves as high ground duo.
Yeah, I want to see who goes high ground here.
Because P was the solo last game. I think P played well behind this game.
I just, you know, I need to see P just jump off high and sell, because it'd be so funny.
And I know he's going to if they have a chance to win.
Oh, so you're your favorite throw, bro. Do you have a favorite throw?
most people if you ask them they're gonna say must because I've been like
friends and must like eight years he's Australian do travel to NA like I'd
say must on the closest with personally like he didn't want to like DM maybe as
like actual personal issues and stuff but like I try to be as unbiased as
possible honestly I really do like I try to not like let me like you're
probably maybe disliking their personality like affect me like cheering
or not cheering for them I'm dead ass the opposite I'm the most biased motherfucker
I think that's fine though, as long as people know you'll buy us, you don't try to pretend to not be buy us,
but I think it's totally fine.
But I think because I make some of YouTube content on the play as to it feels lead if I'm just like,
and buy someone.
I'm back, Almond.
Not you're all good.
Now you're up in it, you come back to Klicks just below search, now he's above, so unfortunately they just burned through a lot of their meds, but it's not terrible, but that unfortunately cost him a lot of rapids.
Why is he never minding that? Now that's bad.
They have no meds now.
Oh, he's taking high. He just took high enough Klicks.
Oh! Oh my god!
That guy got fucked!
That guy got fucked!
Okay, we're gonna see each other. If he is about to win this game, I'm telling you he is gonna jump off.
He's not even gonna try and pretend. He's gonna probably not even joke-sell. He's just gonna full-sell and he's gonna be a troll. I'm cornered right now.
Also, the guy that Pete just bought is like one of the other best fighters in the game by the way.
If Pete hit 1v1, it's one of the most fun 1v1s to watch.
But he has no chance there.
He died in the sky immediately.
Yeah, he couldn't do anything about it. That's why Pete wants that Soul Raffles to go back. That's why he switched jobs to stop contesting R.P.
Cooper building a bubble. I like this so much more than reload bro. I like this way more. Oh, that's it. That's it
Something about battle royale. It's just so cheap, bro
Realize the reload is cool. It's like they jump on each other and fly at the start it makes the early mid game a bit more fun
But yeah, battery and games at this day out there's always one for now
It's them right here. They seem to be running things up right now for love. Oh, I'm just I'm waiting for this
I want to see if it happens and if we do we have to get pay will definitely put them posted somewhere
What do you guys say he lagged?
It's a hard one, because they have to technically pretend they didn't try to sell, but...
We literally had Bulk and Acorn admit last season they accidentally won.
Bulk literally in the clip was like, oh, oh no, I killed him, and then tweeted out, oops, I accidentally won.
Well, they're on height, man.
This is their strategy right now, though. This is what they'll do in grand.
They have the high ground team.
So some of the other big high ground teams aren't in this heat Harvey and Minnish will go for hide a lot
They're not here queasy will go for hide. He's not here and Booga will go for height. He's not here
So
He was a theme to my pie, but I don't know
Like so finish to wrap this will go on the rabbit solo clutch now 102 points, that's amazing for clicks so far
That's really good
Oh
Wait people are fine wait Sinettos look high dog pain. Oh shit
Yeah, three bills or seven elons though their points are great
Yeah
Oh, Vino's still last.
Yo, Venos got 101 points.
His hate is so exact, I still can't wait to watch it.
He's just never this entertaining.
No way close to it.
How did it end up to where all the best players were in the same heat?
Just pure luck. It's just basically luck, yeah.
Now they're working their way down. It does feel like click some hate always get the same heat. Oh, I swear scripted
But yeah, I wouldn't blame them
So this is a snake drop this technically is a system to it
But because obviously like if Pete wins opens or comes 50th, it doesn't matter as long as he qualifies
So it's actually has seating but it's like basically like
All found ages
He lives though, bro, they're looking good
I know people are enjoying painting on Venom right now, but they're looking good chat
Wait Venom is definitely gonna tell the way so wait Venom have to sell to these take down bucky wait
Okay, this is what we need to watch chat. Venom has a chance to win this he's selling. I'm a hundred percent sure of it
back and they managed to recruit we're gonna give the winner a crew but see a
2v2 wait we could just win this in the mix it's just really telling where this
is gonna be so good I need to contact the guys that's a straight to be to try to
take a fight against them the whole time I don't even have to sell it I don't think
he wins this he's picking out a way to kind of go underneath the reason I want
to win it either now but eventually out he will happen the zone will close and
Oh, Reacher is down.
He repons one.
Oh, the broadcast is fully selling.
They just tricked up.
Wait.
One second.
They didn't show up very long.
I need to see how Maj's POV won, say.
I need to watch that from AJ's POV.
It looks like he whiffs on purpose, bro.
Yeah, I'm not going to...
No, he wasn't aiming at us.
Let me see.
Let me see.
He has to try to make a move, that's where we shut some down, Venom and Ager's-
Ager's got zero build, he's got zero build, but he does have a main kit there.
Drop down from above, he's trading the nation back and forth, Ager's in a one-way cooper.
Yeah, he wasn't. Yeah, Ager's did not try to win that.
He could have played the main kit, he could have stole the dad.
Oh yeah, he wasn't trying to win that.
That's your favorite player!
Listen, I'm a-
Hey, Rikku, what is that?
Rikku!
Rikku and Cooper coming out on top, waiting for the fireball to engage that fighting.
Well, because you gotta remember though, if Aegis gonna win now, that gives Bucky uncontested for three games, he can then qualt and then con him in grand finals.
Like, Aegis gonna be the next one to qualt, they can really go.
God damn, bro!
Oh, that's kinda ass!
Yeah, yeah, it's...
This is the only formula that happens, don't worry.
This is literally the only round where this incident really like this.
I like the catchphrase there, just keep on shooting, man.
It looked like he had so many targets to keep in, right?
How'd they go ahead and he hit the...
Yo, I'll see you up here, I'll be right back.
I'm confused. Why are they selling? I didn't know this. Ozzy told me. They're selling because
if you win, you automatically qual, but they already know they're going to qual because
they had a good second place finish anyways with a bunch of kills. So they want to keep
going to protect their drop spot to make sure that Bucky doesn't qual because if Bucky quals,
Bucky can fuck up them and grant. LARPIN, literally just repeating what I was told.
This LARP shit needs to die because it's fucking devolving.
You're just typing LARP LARP, I'm repeating what I was told word for word, bar for bar
frame for frame, bro, you little fucking shit stain.
LC, thank you for the fight.
A couple of things.
People are saying Spain scored, watched that game two weeks ago.
Psychopath delinquents in the chat are saying, apply foot cream.
It's fixed.
cream a year ago, the scab went away. It's already done. Stop telling me to apply foot
cream when you know it's not. Also, Jinx-Teen, the guy that said, Port Night 4. This guy
now has a cult of psychos typing Port Night 4. Jinx-Teen, watch Port Night 4. I know what
What that means, shut up!
Apparently, less are cold.
Thanks, Sonny.
Appreciate that.
Yeah, guys, I know I'm not going to watch Port Night 4.
Your little code words aren't- I'm not- I'm not a fucking idiot.
I'm trying to lock into the FNCS, and every time I look to my chat monitor, I'm just losing
brain cells.
Yeah, I'll see you back, bro.
Yeah, you're good.
So we got eight.
So right.
So close around 140 ish,
but it could go as high as one 70, depending on the heat,
but so AIDS have been obviously already called people is looking
good.
King Ling's looking good.
Clix is in sixth on 106.
That's very good.
Higgs, Kryon,
Creon canada's up there too. Yeah, this is a good heat. Everybody's doing it though booga. Wait, wait, wait, wait
I actually bro. I know all of those guys that one besides Braids. I know yeah Cooper booga
Yeah, I'm gonna make it Vino's gonna make it. I don't know cameling
Pete and boy, we're gonna make it. Yeah
I don't know that not a swing steer our creon is a Mexican team
If they qualified through it won't be like a huge shock, but there wouldn't have been a lot of people's like favorite to like do insanely well
Kingling crazes us. So this is boogers ex teammate
He kind of made a name for himself playing with Booga really good of solos
And then this kid is an ex console player who switched from controller mouse and keyboard and is now like one of the best
Creative for now players like him in zone wars like goes up against Pete and usually beats Pete
So he's extremely good, but he's only started competing like properly in the last year or two and is like exploded. He's very cool
I
Chat where's it all his elephant clip. Okay. Thank you chat cuz I actually I think I remember this one
I surrender this oh here we go. Oh my god, it's Alva. I haven't seen Alan a minute
Thanks ring out his name is owl got it out. Yes. Yeah, I say my bad. No, no, you're good
This guy's a legend to this guy she went through testicular cancer. He's a girl. I love this guy
It's actually just a cheater
Oh, it is Peter Bob, bro. Oh my god, bro. He's looking at him. He's so weird look at him. He's coming to my stream
Can you show me the other one you were talking about?
So yeah, I'll see my class. This is the I was gonna force this is the this one you guys see it
It's gonna clip the stuff. Okay, does he think he's just a cheater. Oh, it is Peter Bob
This bit you've seen this one, but like
Canada are waiting lacy's dude. What's up? Yeah, this is what oh Mike and the 164 mammoth headshot dude
I'll let it play so people haven't seen it because I swear cannot an ox reaction makes it
Please tell me they show his reaction here we go
Love this from canada. She gave me he wins this game 100% it doesn't happen
Wait what like this
He's cheating, he's cheating, that's so...
Yeah, he's got a band.
Who is it? Who is it?
No, wait. That's Peter Lash.
Oh my god.
Like, who's my god?
He's gonna kill us.
Like, that's a thing.
We can't use the word laughing.
What do you throw at him? A missing goldfish?
So yeah, this item here, it's a 0.01% chance of dropping.
It drops more in reload, but the way it works is it throws like a projectile, like a grenade,
but at one shot.
So he has to throw it and it has to travel like a grenade.
It is actually so hard to hit with this thing sounds broken. Most pros won't even carry it though
It's so hard to hit and he hits him in the fucking face with a 250 and he instantly died those 250 damage
And then he has a mammoth pistol where he comes out. That's Diggle even worse a Diggle 164 headshot like that
It's just perfect game. Oh
Like it's not even just perfect aim like that who like that item no one practices with that
It's so hard to hit with the mythic goldfish pros don't even carry it and he fucking one-taps from Natalie
Yeah, so our two now plays of lacy used to play with canada on central
They were a duo, but they split because I couldn't move essentially had to stay west and canada just didn't want to play with
I was on a 50-day
I'm giving it up
We win reaction. Oh, yeah, nice. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see read on here for each thought. Let's see
There a conversation of read about not winning here. Let's see
Okay
type of fucking e-sport is this
Yeah, I'm sorry. I
Probably shouldn't highlight this as much as what I am
The way I've put it though is imagine being so good at your e-sport where you're in the hardest heat in North American history
And you trust yourself this much to call where you're deliberately not winning, but yes, it is
The accidental win is always a bit of a troller. It only ever happens in heathstone. It will not have any brands
It will not have any other round. It's just the format of this round
So shout again, for anyone who's confused, if you win a game in Heats you have to stop
playing as part of the format, so now Reed and Cooper have to sit out of the next three
games, which means they don't get practice but they also can't hold down their drop
spot.
So like one of these teams, like Bucky could now drop Wonky, qualify from Reeds PY and
then try and con him in Grants.
So there is strategic reason but also Proz just want to play more for now, they just
addicted to this shit.
They don't want to sit back and watch.
I'm not showing the Holy Creech.
So many big names that have not solidified.
I'm not showing the Oatly glitch.
So even if you are male, it's fine.
Do you want to see another example?
Every single time.
I've seen a lot of people saying Oatly.
The Oatly.
Yeah, I'll show you.
Don't rule out if I'm cat.
I've heard this one.
Okay, this one was literally from like one sec.
I'm going to forget.
I'm not wanting to take talk.
All right, this one was from like two days ago on OCE.
This is the worst one.
This is my home region OCE.
It does not make them look good.
I'm going to be honest, but it's fine.
Bye, man.
Bye, man.
All right.
He's like pretending he's shaking like he's pretending to like
Oh my god
Borking like oh my god
He tried to weave you can't be right tried to win and the other kid literally died to storm
He was trying to give him the win and the other kid died to storm
Well, I mean it's literally trying to not kill it
Yeah, oh brother
Okay, there is a clip of that where I did that one for the pub
I was given a kid a free win and the same thing happened and bro
It went viral and ticked off and I was getting cooked because kids didn't realize I was deliberately playing like shit
And it made me look like an absolute butt and I was doing flames
Or that team by the way that came second they went on to not qualify they still didn't qualify at the end of that
So all you have to do is shoot only once and he would have made grand and he didn't and then didn't qualify in the next four games
But I do think that Peter go chat. What is this Peter bot like?
Emote bro, what is this shit man? Which one?
I don't even want to say it
Well, I don't know what this
Let me see
Wait, I can't wait wait. I'm on the wrong face. You don't even load it up, bro
What in the fuck is this man?
You know it's set as just his name in your chat, right?
Wait, why can't I wait? I don't have to
As Peterbot this is oh my god, it's literally just Peter. Yeah, you've really got set as his name
Bro, I buy this is not fucking around mods help
Like guys people should be able to type Peterbot and not have this
Yeah, I know that I know that one chat. It's it's the none of it's the none. No one could stop me one chat
It doesn't do it in my chat. My chat is still Peter boy
Okay, I thought it was gonna be the black peanut about one because that one everyone loves using that one
There's the emote of okay
There's even of everything it's Peter Bob, right?
You know everything don't part of that chat you can call people black. That's not racist. It's literally a meme
How many we um
Yeah, but sorry how many yeses did he win six or seven? I'm not even trying to be that guy
Okay, okay, depends what you can yes six official FNCS wins
He has a seventh if you include the program which we all agree counts
Bro y'all's program was like a fucking land in an arena. What the fuck was ours?
Now I mean to be fair people still debate as in Calvary. I'm totally down for ours not to count until they gave me the pickaxe
I was kind of gonna pretend it didn't
It counts for me it counts for me Chad doesn't count for Pete no Pete often says he has six like see if you ask me
He'll say yes
The one X yep, he's going he goes he one X baby
Yeah, maybe chop maybe chop the the the pro amps from counting for the pros, but if you count up for the creators
I think I'll be looking at it. Love you. I definitely get guys like I was I was down off in that job
But they know that what ages don't necessarily have to do anything different
Sonny I don't know ever have to figure out how
Sonny it won't leave
When people just type his name the smell comes up
Even some of the split drops here
They can't even type his name normally
Everybody's trying to grab in scraps sharing mending machines to try to see
Okay, so yeah, what's Bucky there? Sorry distracted. Where's Bucky there?
Clustered coach just as contested as last and kind of something that you said early on your bucky goes somewhere else
You need to be slowing down. Okay, there we go. It's good now. It's good. Okay. Okay. How's my
So bucky's learning one side chat Venom Venos learning the other and unfortunately bucky is down to oh
Then it's killed cam game one and then bucky had to run and end up dying anyway though and again
To they just straight life. So it's not going great right now. Never buggy made a finals or
He's already just died again?
They're kind of in the conversation.
Did I just say that, Chad? Did he die again?
No, no, no, no. He died last game.
I mean, this game, I wouldn't be surprised.
Venom has nothing to lose now.
It's probably only going to get worse for Bucky.
Yo, Ozzy, all around, like, not the best players,
because the best players are probably P and Poyle,
but all around as a region, what is harder, EU or NA?
Like all around as a region you're gonna get me okay
The top of NA can compete with and beat the top of EU
But the average of EU is much harder like the 50th best team like the last team in EU
Grands is way better than the last team in NA grants
But the reason why a lot of you argue NA is actually harder to win is because the best of the best
Yeah, they are so good if you and they play flawlessly if you're in an easier lobby, but the top is just as good
You can't sell even one game because they they like they're all dropping insane kills and consistent games
That's where it gets harder. EU is a region as a whole is harder. The average is better at a high level
But the top of NA is just as good. It's not better than EU
So the last land there was more teams in NA in the top 10 than EU, but there's more EU teams in the top 15
You know what I mean? So it's a bit like that. Got it. I think it was even right?
That was five of five wasn't it? 585 NA top 10?
Out of top 15 were you yeah?
Globals which is on my birthday is the best of EU and the best of NA all in one lobby in a land
Correct. The best double world as well. You got Asia, Brazil, OCE, Malaysia, they're all there.
That's sick, bro. Oh, it was 6-4. It was more NA in top 10. Yeah, 6-4.
But the last two lands to be won by Europe though.
This is worth pointing out. Vico Malibu called in the last land, P-Poya came second.
And the one before that, EU dominated. EU destroyed trios. NA had a terrible showing in trios.
But then people were telling that P-Poya was contested, that doesn't count, you know,
it was all that kind of stuff. Oh, it was 6-4 Europe. Europe had more in the top 10.
Sorry, okay, never mind.
640 years. You have more in top 10 as well.
So I always say, I think as a total region, EU is definitely better.
But I feel like that's undebatable.
The whole top NA vs. top EU thing, that's when people start to debate.
That depends on the year though, it depends on the meta, it depends on drop spots, you know?
It was fine. I'm just gonna count on myself because I'm getting bad comps.
I'm getting Juan guy.
Fortnite 2026 summer leaderboard.
So who's the best EU player right now? Is this the shark kid?
It was five chats, five and five, it's five and five, five EE, five NA, it's five and five.
Um, debatably, so Sky and Skrull destroyed EU grants, they were like absolutely insane,
and then Lan, they were set to win Lan, and they sold their last two games.
They made a really, really, really bad mistake in game number eight, and game number seven,
they got keyed by Peterboy.
But right now, Shark is looking phenomenal, yes.
But Shark's kind of on the blow-up, he's super young, up into, so last year, he was
People are hardly even talking about shark at the start of last year.
That's how big it is.
15.
Damn.
Damn, bro.
Okay, so he turned 13 a few times is what we say.
He was competing.
He turned 13 a couple of times, would have said that much.
If you know what I mean.
13 is how old you have to be to compete in this game.
So, you know, he was like young 13.
He was 11, and he was 13, and he was 12, and he was 13.
Yeah. So like, you asked some people to tell you he's 17 because like technically he has to be 17 because he's actually 15.
Epic don't care. Epic never go back and ban you, but Viko Malibu could just won the last LAN.
They were phenomenal. They won 100% deserve that LAN when no one can say otherwise. They played amazing.
Bro, ban someone for age is like the dumbest shit ever.
Like, it's hit. It's hard.
Cause I get like, like 11 year olds probably shouldn't be under the pressure of competing for like, insane amount of money, but
I think it's also child labor laws is why Fauna has to do it actually.
I think it's like an actual global like more like working on
reason.
Jack, stop with this stupid ass DJ.
Cardiimo.
What does he even do?
Aero point in the Jinx.
Is this new?
Do the best man once I had some BTTV emotion.
I don't know what's going on.
Well, Pete's looking.
the outskirts they just got a whole piece came the opportunity they feel like
they could take advantage of an isolated team bridge and natural terrain
covering them he's so fucking like fast different covers there to try to push the
fight you want to see some creative stuff I think you would love to see like
some creative TV choose where you see it and saying we've got a really good one
the other day it was Peterbot and King Ling versus Zen and Venom and my god like
I went to a lot of fortnight that 2v2 was legendary that was such a good to be
Oh
That's just playing around right now though, like not getting straight steamroll here catch that's doing pretty well
I'm gonna be honest
He's radiant. Yeah, I feel like Valorant is where all the crack heads go, bro
It's I mean, I just
You just swipe on people's hands, bro
It's it's a crackhead game. There's a lot of for that place. We get really really good at ballon. They all love it
Channisat tic-tac this morning that said siege is like the golf of gaming so true
Because it's so slow, bro
Not bad. Oh, I guess the gentleman's I mean that I've the play base doesn't make me
Well, you know about Benji Fischer, right?
Yeah, Benji's like pro and 49 pro and Valorant, like one of the best pros.
Yeah, he was one of the best pros at a point in Fortnite, if not the best at one point.
Didn't really get the placements this show, but he was amazing.
Oh, Aegis just started kingling.
But then he went on to be one of the best Valorant pros.
There's been a few that have gone over and had different success there.
Yeah, Aegis down.
Why is Beno King kingling?
They did this earlier.
I don't understand.
Like this is that's not that's literally the last team
I feel like you want to find a midgame fight right now if they don't need the points either
Bro this team this poor cash team, bro
I mean what this impress me see here that Jesus
I mean if you that's the thing with a skill gap like you talked about plays are getting so good at defensive fighting
But even Peter Bonaport, you can't push them over if they just build a bunch of boxes and play angles
They keep saying to ask about power Alex
Yeah, so he's ultra young. So he has he's an eight times FNCS champion from OCE
He got banned because he started competing before he was 13 and they found out so they banned him until he was 13
And then he came back and then won his first FNCS after 2013 and it's just dominated OCE since then
He's so good. He's gotten bored. He wants to quit because OCE is too easy. He doesn't want to travel
Dude you should play M.A.
Well, he's come over a few times and hasn't found the most success. He um, you know, do you know Lachlanche?
Big YouTuber for Fortnite?
Yep.
Yeah, so he's been making content with him forever.
He's on his own power and he's like being friends with him since like the start.
So, you're like, I think he wants to kind of go to content around a bit more.
And he's a really nice, really funny kid.
So he probably should, honestly.
Okay, how much do you think that's made?
GC, if he's won eight FNCS champions, decimated his region, like he has been the goat of that region.
How much do you think he's made on Fortnite?
In OCE, I'm guessing it's not gonna be much, bro.
I'm gonna say like...
8 times, I don't even know, like 50k, 80k, 100k?
Yeah, well he's up to 170, which for 4nice standards though is terrible.
Like for 8, they always beat up and CS'es.
He sold that bro, what the fuck?
I'm watching that back as well.
That's my apologies to that.
Do not give that attention to that.
I'm watching that back.
He just got slammed.
How?
Dude, this game, with a crane maven?
One sec.
Let's see this.
What the hell happened here?
Spear has three builds and a green maven.
Bruh.
What universe does Pete lose this?
Where's the last 60 builds though, in a cold landhead?
Oh no!
Wait, he just gets full mavens!
Oh, what is the magic in the last one?
Maven's this shotgun. See this shotgun? It's not even a good shotgun. Like, you get this shotgun, I'm spawned, you're like, oh shit, I don't want to fight. I've got a Maven, like, it's manageable, but you don't want to be fighting with it.
Oh, P-Fyde? Okay, Poyo runs though. Poyo runs. So they're not both dead at least. Poyo do what Poyo does. Poyo does what he does.
He's definitely dead. No, Poyo can definitely. Poyo can definitely be rooted. He's sold? I mean, that's just P-Bro. He just got two boards from taking the slow fight.
That's how you beat Pete. You just drag it out so much and he gets bored.
But yeah, Poyer should reboot.
God, I think this is the first time I've seen somebody not in a storm and not in a box.
Yeah, that's when I come.
It's weird when I talk about it today. I want storms to deal more damage.
I want storms to be more punishing.
true because then they just run more and fight more and they'll be left yeah
and the end games get stacked which is cool well yeah that's it but they need
to add mid-game objectives you put it really liked it when there was there
was a thing in the game called the rift islands island would randomly spawn in
the middle of the game like around now and it would give insane loot and
sometimes even points so teams would like go crazy fighting for it that was
super fun yeah a lot of people been begging for what's called mid-game
objective, which is just that map. We've had caches before like little metal tubes that pop up around the map and you'd
loot them for insane loot, and there was one for every two duos. And it would mark it on the map for both of you.
So you'd like both rush to it and try and like lock it down and fight over it. It was really good.
What's interesting is that-
Ozzy, do you remember, um, they decided to go-
Do you remember a guy named Mr. Fresh Asian? Do you remember that guy?
Oh, of course, bro. I used- I literally used to be his like personal trainer slash personal assistant before I was a streamer.
Bro, what? That's crazy. I remember I used to watch-
He's like he would go he would do videos with
Laser me not
Yeah, yeah, I watched those
Do you remember the video where laser me unplugged his PC? Yeah. Yeah, that was so good very good
It's like the no moving got to the one we want unplugged it. Yeah chat
I was asking okay, cuz guys when I was in England
I did a show with Deji and laser beam and I asked laser beam
I was like dude
I watched a video when I was a kid was that actually real like we got trying to get into a lobby
I'm laser beam told me he's like yes. It was real. We were not trying to get in the lobby
You just ran laser beam never fakes his video. That's like his thing like he hates it
I can speak for fact. I know laser beam really well as well
I've seen the results of that bro
He is like driven himself to like insanity to like finish a video and he could so easily just fake it
He just refuses he hates faking videos. Oh my god penis kill Pessie. There you go. You kill Pessie for you, right? There we go
kind of all wait off you what happened to fresh why didn't he go pro and stuff so he had the option
to go pro he was like one of the best players at least in OC but the world potentially and then he
kind of had the pro or content route and he kind of did both he would compete just for fun and still
do really well but the content was just making him so much money and then it's still a mystery to
this day where he went but i'm pretty sure he was going to try to get an exclusive streaming deal on
youtube and it went sour i think that's what happened he got like unpun on twitch he went
Like kind of MIA forbid and then just quit and never really told anyone and I'm pretty sure that's what happens
Wait, mr. Fresh quit and didn't even say anything. He just quit. Yeah
No, he stopped streaming and kept uploading YouTube videos
But like way less often and then all one day he just like stopped uploading and he's never said anything to this day
Like we don't actually know damn
Yeah, he's on a few bits and pieces. He made like a game with laser beam and stuff, but yeah, he's never really come back properly
Dude that is crazy
He made insane money on NFTs though. Like he had like five board apes like before they blew up
Like he would have made I'm not kidding like at least tens of millions of dollars on NFTs
Bro, I still to this day. I don't know chat
What what constitutes an FT having value and not I still don't understand it to this day
I think it does and I'm so glad NFTs died
I'm so glad NFTs died
There was what is valuable about this? What's why is this valuable some of them like go you access to things like the board a 1
I think was like a club and you got access to things and stuff
But yeah, most of them were just like it was just the value because people thought it was valuable. Oh, he gets another kill
This time. Oh wait, he takes down cam. That's bad for bucky
So little tower they take about right away and Aussie. Do you remember see day?
I used to watch his YouTube videos a lot when I was a kid. I didn't know see day
But yeah, I love see day stuff too. He was the goat. He also just went away
He just randomly quit and didn't say anything.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Let me see.
Let me see.
I'm going to check when was C-Day's last video chat.
I'm going to check.
C-Day.
Bro, his last video was three years ago.
Yeah, it's kind of sad, man.
That's a lot of people do that, dude.
Bro, his last video was three years ago.
But how are they 660 above here, bro?
From rebooting Pete and taking all that damage in that fight
I guess I read I guess point and take the damage and it reset Pete surge right and then for them to fall this
Oh, Max full zone to have Max full zone is to be bad for Pete right after getting the refresh
It's gonna really set them back. They messed up this rotate now. Oh my god
And we just get some refresh like he has like a check point very fresh kills that didn't go to still just matters keeps going
What the fuck?
This is not what you want to see, you know, we went from Paul and Peter about possibly frustrated in the last engage
It's now stacked its confidence right surging right back in
They know how chaotic and destructive the mow down can get and that's why I can see them kind of elevating themselves
Grands and clicks their chat. He's looking good. It's gonna have a good looking right here
I want to see them both make a deepening game together though. I don't want to solo clutching is favoring their direction
This is gonna give him a chance to look back, but a whole nother player flying through the sky landing a big shot on the clicks
Making him second gas from 500 above the damage threshold to
289 we've seen place I think like it's gonna go for sure
No, I just want to see them do it as a do or not a solo class. That's my only concern right now
I
Can't point up just they've gone from being shambles dead and storm to now like stacking fine or if they're for my
Fatal way the fatal way pretty stacked up on Luthor stacked up on an on AIDS is looking like they
The process started liking the extended chat click loves it
He'll he will carry it over a striker pump if it's one rarity above it basically like he'll pick up a purple
Extender over like a blue
Strike that's crazy. He loves it
Yeah, I don't I don't know about fearless. I don't want to ask Ozzy about it. Is it like something bad?
Who's this guy
Fearless oh
He just quit all together
Wait, what?
Wait, I think, I don't know if I've seen this before.
I think I've seen Fearless?
I don't know.
The name sounds familiar.
Why did you squint?
Five years bro. Five?
Have it.
They're a peace-leading player carry the mythic?
Carry the development chat.
Pete's just got another kill. Pete's just got another kill.
Oh my god, they both killed each other. They both put a kill in going off.
Oh, they died the curve. They died the curve.
What a solo, 19 builds.
He's already called though, 162 he should be called here anyway, but that's a not a great game though, 17.
P down.
Venom and A's this chat.
I know Venom's had a rough week that everyone's loved flaming him.
Offspawn, not looking great, but my good lord is doing what still looks good once they get offspawn though, holy.
This is the Venom-A's we wanted to see.
This is gonna be a fun grand finals, oh my god, every team is looking so good.
Yeah, it looks like all the big names made it bro. Yeah, they're all just looking and they're all the way
They're all playing is really solid like it's just heat
I don't want to get too excited because it's such a hot heat like very impressive. How good they're all still looking
Go for it
It has to do with that.
Go to the trees on the mid ground.
Okay, Klicks had this bean obsession for all of that.
Can you see where he would go for high
and everyone hated it?
Like everyone hated it.
Because Klicks plays mid ground so well.
And I'm so happy he's back to doing it.
Oh my God.
Wait, did he do that?
I'm bad at this.
Oh, he did it with Higgs and Iomzo.
And it was so frustrating.
He did it with Iomzo and Higgs,
but then a lot with Higgs.
They remind me to survive.
Oh, I know when I'm pro-side, they remind me.
Oh my God, they remind me, I don't mind.
But this is good though.
Late high take, I'll take it.
I'm fine with my win!
He might win this, he very well wins.
Hey, lay game high take, I'll take it, this is great.
Well stacked, then went for high, that's way better than what they were doing last season.
Wait, this is so scrappy, everybody's so shambles.
One clicks, one of only two duos.
Now, clicks should win this.
Here monster moors to the placement points. I'm already being granted
Looking good chat. Is he gonna sell them?
Okay, wait
Looking good
Yeah, both alive that was a flawless win that was really really good game from them
Way to meet them ran, please got a fat refresh and went up on high ground. That is like actually perfect in game from them
What it yeah, you're right. I don't
Know I think like he probably took it off
He wants to watch them crazy. Oh
My god
Wait Aussie, okay
Yeah, this is a name that my chat has been spamming
Okay, but I don't think I watched him when I was a kid like I who?
Fearless this guy here. Oh, you watch feel as fearless was like CD level of like fame
I think was feel as bigger than CD chef
I didn't watch feel as that much it was like that he was up there with CD like he was mad popular
Why would you stop he stopped?
Same thing that's the thing right like that and welcome to for now, man
You just watch your legends just randomly just one day just stop uploading and you just never got to find out why oh
Feels was bigger. Yeah, okay feels was way bigger. Okay. Yeah. Oh family issues
Well, that sucks. Oh, yeah, family issues that sucks that sucks
But yeah, I know yeah, he I didn't watch feels much myself either or see dates
To be honest because you remember I was already like dude like prime for now
I'm more like 24 at that point. So like 20 on the content was like
Bro, but Chad
these videos
Like
It's not even like this
2019 I guess that is true
Holyunk chat what you think I was just fucking born old
32 do the math
Check this was his last ever fortnite video and it's fucking five years old
Yeah, that's crazy. Wow. I didn't mean that long. Did he ever say anything or did he just like did he do like a tweet or anything?
Well, I don't think I watched this guy. I watched C-Day, but I don't think I
He was mad
Oh my god, they're saying he just never said anything
He's definitely too fine with saving.
What are you gonna do now? They're trolling.
Wait, tell you what? He's being called.
Okay, now he's trolling.
He's being called.
He's being called in person.
Tell you what, if we win, I'll buy you a skin.
What about Raps?
Whatever you want.
He's doing shockwave for no reason.
His voice does sound familiar.
His voice does sound familiar.
Okay.
I'm bad at this.
I'm bad at this.
Okay.
Operation get default boy a win with fee for our last
Load already
Clicks greet and gruger of one top 10 without a witness ages Kingling Peterbot decaying
When you start playing with the game?
Where is he?
Fuck.
Child-tapping.
Uh, uh, July 13th.
You remember the exact date?
This guy's here.
Did you kill somebody?
This is the last Fortnite video.
No, but I'm about to.
I got him.
Look at this!
Look at this!
Let's go!
Hey!
There's a helicopter?
I'm scared.
Helicopter!
Do I not?
EAT EARTH?
And if you're zero?
WHAT?
In the sky.
My boy, my boy, that's a drum gun, you are not going to do anything from here.
Brochag, you know what's funny is this kid is probably like realistically like 16 now
or 15.
Oh, that's a crackhead.
Crackhead
Oh my god, you are evil boy
How do you stop the fire not that you laughed Jinxie you lose
Laugh you lose challenge was like hours ago. I thought they did I want to save the dude
Look at him. He's gonna die. He's gonna die. I can't do anything about it. Look at the board here
I'm not leaving you behind you're coming with me. Let's go. I hear someone
Let me get the save law first, please please please please please please please we're so close in the bush
In the bush, there we go. Perfect. We're safe. Check out the x2 twins x2 twins
Where somebody did a whole video on this chat.
X2 twins.
Let me see.
Yeah, I don't remember these guys, Chad.
I don't remember these guys, man.
X2.
I don't think I watched these guys.
I doubt it.
I doubt it.
I don't think so.
Yeah, actually, Fearless Voice does sound familiar.
It does sound familiar, but I watched a sea day a lot.
Time to meet!
The thing with these ones, in me,
it's a love-sweet relationship.
Sometimes I'm saving them.
Mine of reds, I watch mine of reds.
Sometimes I'm-
So happy!
Killing them.
It just depends on the day, honestly.
So don't think I'm nice with this.
I'm really not.
This storm's coming!
No!
That's so-
There's no way it's too far!
Please, please, please!
I can't do, I don't wanna leave you!
Bro, he's gonna die.
I don't pack, I have met him.
I don't wanna leave you, bro!
I don't wanna leave you!
I gotta leave him.
It's either we both die, or he dies.
We just tell Wendell.
I got this.
Yo, I just want you to leave me alone.
I've got you in my side.
I know that you've realized this.
Well, the editing on this is crazy.
Guys, did the kid ever come back?
Bring the do-like now!
Fight to un-re-deployment!
Oh?
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
I missed that!
I gave bro a haircut, I fade number three!
What is this?
Look at this dude, they didn't see the prank.
No, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Come on, come on.
Wait, the kids back.
You have to kill him, you have to do this.
Yes.
Yes, we did it.
Yes.
Shit.
yeah we is insane we is insane brah
yes this is my first victory royale with uh uh uh uh
oh what in duels in duels this this is like so wholesome brah i'm gonna be
out of chris with the twitch prime stuff for six months
port night form is literally all he typed hi guys please just
Exterminate this chat, bro. Just burn the chats on the floor.
Let's go home.
Alright, so much later, I was playing Party Royale, and I met this kid, he's like,
Hey, do you want help getting your-
Wait, was Party Royale the mode where it was just like a bunch of hectic random bullshit?
First win, I was like, Yo, who the f- is this me?
I don't need help, but I was like, whatever, sure, I'm down, let's do it.
I'm guessing he's like a Fortnite coach for free?
I don't know who he coach is, cause he is not good.
Like he must be a coach off of Wish or something.
Bro is trashed. He didn't carry me. I carried him. He kept going down. He got no kills
I got him his first win. Yeah, here's that footage. Hey, Jimmy. Hello
What's up, buddy? Can I sit here for a class? Of course. I can probably help you get in. Really? You do that for me?
I can try my hardest. I'll try my hardest to help you get it up after the life from your deal. Deal
a fortnite coach man for free for free bro you think he's good
bro what
i thought my heart said get it up if i die get it trust me
what if you beat me i'll definitely hook my heart say get it up
let's get it
you bet i dropped allys 40 kills this game
Chad, did Fortnite have like,
I think Fortnite had the best prime of any game ever.
Fortnite had the best prime of any game ever.
Noah's Noah.
I don't know if I've heard of that guy either.
I'm gonna be out of this, bro.
Yeah, I haven't, bro.
I haven't.
I watched C-Day.
This is who I watched when I was a kid.
I watch CD a lot bro like a lot
See I remember watching this video
Something something's off about this picture. It's weird because it looks like a glitch yet. Yep. This is the voice bro classic
It's too well done to be a glitch
But I like I mainly did when I was older I would watch streamers
So I'd watch like Delor and like Hamlin's and stuff when they stream
Well, I lost interest anyway, I'm sorry.
Yeah, it's crazy bro.
Fortnite just has a bunch of YouTubers who just like stopped uploading, didn't say anything
and just like stopped uploading.
Literally.
Just didn't say anything.
I mean, I don't know if you watched our early game.
Jinxie!
Yo, what up bro?
Nice win bro.
Thank you dude.
I'm glad that you're watching bro.
WJC for watching FNCS Heat 3.
I guess they know, but I know it's going to be fun.
Dude, I can't even watch Grants, bro,
because it's August 1st and August 2nd, which is the same date
as Streamer games.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's going to miss your first FNCS win, bro.
Clicks.
Oh, wow.
If you do win, bro, that's kind of crazy.
My channel definitely spanned if it happened.
You were there, bro, when I got my first.
You were next to me.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, true.
What about that?
You held it.
You don't remember me.
How?
So what night program, bro?
That's like a lot of talking about winning a high school pickup game, literally, dude,
with NBA players, though, come on, dude, yeah, but you have to think about it.
Oh, yeah.
I'm true.
I almost left that slide, bro, please.
Your team had you and Lacey, bro.
Like, like Lacey was like one of the best creators, man.
Yeah, he was top five. He was for sure top five. Okay. No glaze though. You individually ideal that really fucking wallet, bro
You have people down big, you know, I do FNCS because you played that way. I was that was very idiot smuggler
I mean, I don't is is so easy and reload bro compared to BR. Yeah, I think it's sold to teach so smart clicks
What's that? What is like?
What even does I yelling entail in for like, what does that mean bro? Like what do you even say?
like I don't mean in game leader. So he's making it like you like call a strat of like
this, this, this, this, this, but important. What do you do?
For example, I don't know if you were watching my POV, but there was a moment where like,
I was like, yo, we're keen this and he's like, no, we can't cause we're going to die to like,
we're going to die to six essentially and people aren't going to be there.
They're in the third. Like it's like, he basically tells me what I could do and what I can't do
and when we're going and when we're not going. So he has all the timings went to shockwave
when we're pausing like you can't hear him but every single time like he plays some marker
that's like he's idling if that makes sense like every rotate every place that we're going is him
like the height play that was him got it like playing uh playing in zone was all him so do you
like rapid better than vino oh my god obviously dude so would you ever team up with vino again
No
For real sees oh
Okay, Ozzy watches a lot, but Ozzy me as an individual person is a 100x better person than me playing with vino
And that's not because you know that's venos a fucking god
but
Vino Vino is this how do I explain this like Vino is the player that you need to play on
Does that make sense like I can't do what I want it like one fighting does that make sense dude?
I know exactly what you mean like you have to play around Vino, but when you play with rapid you just play how you want to play
When it comes to like fighting in fragment abilities. Yeah, bro Vino. I'm gonna be honest
I don't think he's good. He's not a good vibe
That's a big one too
Wait, no, I went to bathroom. I went to the bathroom. I literally wasn't here
But wait before we get back in conversation. Ah, why the fuck is Venon ages killing canada spaces here man
try and take their drop please. I'm not even kidding, Venom and Ace have just landed on
Kanada's things. Is he trying to grieve them to take their drop? Oh my gosh. Wait, they
have a hardware on come. Whoa, that's a Virgo Shadow to make it through LCK. I guess he
thinks Virgo Shadow had a better chance of making LCK than Kanada. Oh, this is interesting.
Oh, wait, didn't Kanada try to claim Heat Wave as well? Wait, because Kanada claimed
Heat Wave, but he deleted it. But I think that was before Venom went. That wasn't
that before Venom claimed it and then he deleted it wait there's one more game
after this there's yeah I need a big one yeah dude yeah they basically win game
five now all like a top two high kill top five maybe oh shit wow this is not
looking good what's happening now is Venom despite having heatwave now being
called he's landing on canada to kill him to try to make him not make grants to
take his drop instead we think it's big wait so already called or no no canada's
Not called Venos already called so Venos now griefing canada out of getting it so we can take his dropping grants
Oh smart smart and wait. This would be canada's first ever time missing grants if you miss
In the history of fortnight canada's never missed a grand
That is
Mean LCQ like canada's easy to LCK sure
You know how much pressure
That shit doesn't and it's also like even trying to get out of opens when it's like so many grief is
I mean yeah, I guess it's okay
This also could be because venus any one of the he waving grants
I mean sorry canada he might be trying to make sure canada doesn't go he waving grants
So it might learn to be for the job, but I think he's thinking of Virgo pause. He's in the steel
That's what I'm saying, but maybe not who knows oh shit. He give a poet a R
Peter's using a terminator skin like a dude's kid
Yeah, that's the go-to Pete like that's one like paint cold and bolts and shit style for I am they just put on that skin
Bro after combo about savage if you saw like the early game that yeah, I played you sound like
Instantly we're jumping kids like oh, yeah
Looted yeah, you saw barely we looted for 30 seconds to me like
Incident they can't they can't be more like he's in a century. Do you know how fast those mats are?
I know and the buildings around us so slow and it's truly to like truly is crazy
I think Savage is didn't have the confidence of snowy, but it's hot saying that but like
I'm not muted. It's the truth
But yeah, so I kind of chimed in late that conversation with Venom
I think the biggest thing I'm sure clicks explain is Venom is like one of the
He's the IGL who also wants to be the playmaker in fights and that's unbelievably rare
And I feel like it makes frags play really awkward with him because they used to being that role
So they don't really know what to do
They don't want to open the fire and if they do and they sell he's gonna yell at them
And it just fucks with their whole confidence in decision-making. I think that's the biggest issue
Like I could jump in the back
Support player on his team
He needed curve like a young player who just do exactly what he says and has like no like pre-conceived notions of how to play a
Firefly
Oh my god
What are you doing?
Okay, never mind their life, but wow yeah, that was almost really bad
That's a gas of everyone
After that mythic pistol weapon. Oh, it's because of the mess you eat
Damn, I really did know I love boy over out. Yeah, dude boy was perfect for you, man
That's a great fucking human, bro
He's not skin. He does he has more of an evil streak than people realize though, man
He gets a bit villainous when it comes to drops and stuff like clicks his experience
That's a lot of the times when like he gets to blame for some shit. They've done. It's actually player
Oh
Yeah, sometimes for he picks their jobs like they've they've claimed jobs before and pace are even away
Yeah
Damn better hey
Dragon RG Korean way dragon was good dragon was update where was dragon wasn't dragon really on the leaderboard
Yeah, he was his ninth. Oh shit. That's even worse, but canada then
Dude crap walking is the most overpowered thing in fortnight, I'm sorry
You just make no sound.
Look at this. They're just creeping on each other.
That shit is not balanced, bro.
Has the chat told you the difference in lurks?
What's like a Fred lurk? What's like a Fax lurk? What's an Ionzo lurk? Have you learnt those yet?
Fax has his own call-out, say voila.
Okay. A Fred lurk is like a-
It's a really good lurk.
Fred lurk is an actual good lurk, because Fredoxy, the EU pro, is like the guy who popularized this.
Yonzo lurk, unfortunately clicks, sorry, is like when you just sit and lurk on someone for ages and just do nothing
And then just rotate away, and then a fax lurk is where you lurk and fuck it up and die
So it's like, but like lurking has become mad popular because of Fredoxy like midway through last year
He did it a bunch in trios and now like heaps of people do it
I'm not weird for that, that's what everyone calls him, like that's the actual terms of them
Yeah, fax just dies every single time
I
It's an hour and a half after when this one ends. So it's a wall like is it two hours two hours
Yeah, it's a bit of a break. I'm watching this West doesn't get moved early up. There's no broadcasted. Yes in two hours
You stand up you stand up for it
Like I have to
Wait, so
Yeah, this is totally hypothetical, but like Lacey
wins
This happens like let's let's say lacy wins the heat then when that stephens yes, would he would lacy play at globals potentially?
Yeah, he doesn't have to win he has to get top two that's top to set am I?
It like he he would have to be playing so much better because of the griefing even if somehow that was possible
Like if he isn't a position to be calling globals going to the last game, bro
I'm not kidding at least five teams are landing on at least
Yeah, like they will be playing zombies. He's crazy. He could want me to like all the players like dude the thing is
He's genuinely not no 100% he's not
Dude it pisses me off how much my chat thinks he's not good like dude. He was winning. He was winning money in solos like two years ago
I don't like people forgotten that it hasn't been that long. He's a bit rusty, but like he was winning in solos two years ago
He's putting in the time. He's I'm pretty sure he's hungover tonight
So what is with him and going to a party before every big for that tournament? It's like a tradition at this point
It's pissing me off. I saw like to like like joints in his mouth. What was that?
Yeah, so that's it. Yeah, right to join in this mouth last night
Yeah, I don't know what that means, but maybe I think it's high now. Yeah
The weeds he was yeah, he was getting high off the weeds
Yeah, two whole weeds
Yeah, no, I'm not I'm not joking. That's what I thought it was chewing his mouth
Yeah
Well, that's drinking to us. That means he was crossfaded which is gonna be the one
Yes bad, yes bad
Bro, I feel like everybody smoked week before you never smoked weed clips
No, I have once a month. Well, yeah, once in my life. Yeah, I did. I did. I think everybody
smoked weed before. I've used smoke weed before. So I go high once. I used to smoke cigarettes
at university. I go high once, but I like I smoked it like a cigarette. It was a full
100% weed joint and I just green that and I was getting excited. It's like a week. It was bad.
Yeah, I just don't like, no. Okay. Yeah. I just mean, like, if you're like in your 20s,
You've probably smoked weed one time in your life.
I'm not saying weed's good.
Um, he's, he's tried it.
Bro, be honest, like weed,
I just don't like relinquishing control of my own brain.
Like I don't, I like having control of my brain
and with weed, you're off control of your brain.
I haven't been drunk in 10 years because of that,
but like I'll have a drink here and there.
Like I'll enjoy like one or two drinks,
but I haven't been drunk in 10 years
because I hate the feeling of being drunk.
Do you get a little tipsy though?
Like some wine or no?
No, really not.
Like I'll have like like a one like bourbon and coke or something or maybe like one or two side is that like a family event
That's literally I think I've had more than two drinks in a row and I'm a pretty big dude
So it takes more than that so not really man
It's not Australian like type of thing that you do that us Americans don't
She was I don't know. I mean as a normal
We repeat talking to someone. Yeah, you put a drink you put a beer in a shoe and then chug it
You ever see the shoey?
It's gross as fuck. That sounds like
Instantly yeah, it's not fun and then the problem is you do that we usually do it at festivals
So you have to then either walk around with one show on like a dickhead or wear the shoe that you just did a shooie out of
Some of the dumbest shit I've heard you say Jin see yeah, so here's the thing people always get triggered when I talk about we
Yo, there are some people like you know
So, human beings are all wired differently.
Some people, I have friends that smoke weed every day,
they function perfectly fine.
I know some people that need to smoke weed to go to sleep.
I'm not saying weed's bad for everyone.
What I'm saying is, when I smoke weed,
that's when I get really anxious and really paranoid
and freak out.
And I've had some of the best days of my life smoking
and some of the worst days of my life smoking.
So I just rule it out all together.
Just cause like, I'm not shitting on smoking weed.
I'm just saying like, I like having control of my brain.
When I smoke weed, I don't have control of my brain.
It could go in any fucking direction.
That's what I'm saying.
You're so white.
What does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
Like, what does that even mean, bro?
Valley, no, guys, I'm not warping.
God this LARP SHIT NEEDS TO DIE!
I'm not LARPING bro.
I'm not LARPING.
I've smoked weed, okay?
I've had times where in high schools when I smoked the most weed.
After high school I probably smoked five times in my life.
I've had times where I would get high.
I would get high and just eat blueberry pancakes
and watch cartoons.
And it was the best time ever.
I had other times where I would get high,
order Hawaiian pizza.
It was the best time ever.
I had another time where I got high.
I went into my, or I went into my friend's pool
and thought I was Bruce Lee for an hour.
I've had other times where I got high,
thought the ceiling was collapsing on me,
greened out, puked all over myself.
Like, it goes all over the place, bro.
I'm just saying, I've had good experiences smoking weed
and I've had terrible experiences smoking weed.
So I just don't smoke weed.
But everyone's their own.
Some people just don't freak out and I envy that.
Yeah, your own PRI, you look you need to fight that.
Stop promoting drugs.
You're literally the stupidest fucking person
I've ever met in my entire life.
And someone should punch you square in the fucking head
to get some sense knocked into your fucking head.
I'm not promoting drugs. I'm talking about how I've had horrible experiences doing drugs.
Like you're so fucking stupid, bro. You're so dumb. I'm not promoting drugs.
It in there. Oh, he's dead. He dead. Point almost dead. To smiley?
441 below. Yo, he's dying a lot today. Do you want to know what happened?
Yeah, bro fax these I jeal this game. That's what that's what's going on there. I'm not joking
Yes, they're gonna call a faxity and he's coaching that fucking makes sense. It looks like it wait faxity's coaching Peterbot right now
Yeah, unfortunately like I did sell you on the whole channel see this is the Thanos heat
But like I didn't expect all the good teams to do this good early to the point where they're all so safe
They can still fuck around I did I honestly thought it was me honey
Good last game for golden
How's quality right now?
It's gonna be high. I think it's hard to always predict. I'm the worst
Eric
I think well cuz I think is like
Especially the problem is if you if the lesson is last two games like the good teams or what he called they fuck around and like
You know sell the win and some random kid gets it that just pushes call even higher because they don't get the guaranteed spots
They take one of the consistency spots
Yeah, I mean, but they win a game that helps right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, the big names where it helps people are down
I mean, are they fucking around too hard here? How much they just go down?
Okay, we've had he's got a 170 before we've had a heater 170 before
I think they should be they should be good. I would be very sure
Oh, you canada right now it's 69 points dude. This is low
No, no, cuz you know it's not no cuz it says three wins so stop 13 right people addicted to weed are usually delusional about it
Yo, here's my question. I've been told
Just everyone just listen for a second stop typing stop typing stop typing stop typing stop typing stupid emotes
You're typing LARP and I have not began a sentence yet.
You're typing LARP and I have not began a sentence yet.
You're typing LARP and I have not began a sentence yet.
This word needs to fucking die.
Here's what I'm saying.
I have been told by multiple people that you cannot get addicted to wheeze.
Is that true?
Because I know some motherfuckers where I think they're addicted to weed.
I think they're addicted to weed.
You can get addicted to the feeling of being high.
That's what I'm saying though.
You don't get addicted to the substance, but you get addicted to the lifestyle.
Because I know some motherfuckers that they literally smoke every day.
They're addicted.
Yo, if you smoke weed every day, you're addicted.
Period.
Period, bro
Yeah, holy fuck you're dumb boggles. What did I say that was dumb?
Boggles boggles. What did I say that was dumb? It's mentally addictive, but physically. No, so it's mentally addictive. So it's addictive
So it's addictive stop promoting drinking I don't promote drinking I don't promote drinking I don't promote drinking I don't promote smoking I don't promote that
I don't, I don't, you can be dependent, but not physically addicted.
You drink beers all the time, yo, but let me take a dump on your chest really quick, bro.
Let me take a dump on your chest.
If I drink a beer and then go to sleep, I'm not an alcoholic.
You guys throw around the word alcoholic.
Do you know what alcoholism is?
Alcoholism is when you have a dependency to drink.
That means I wake up in the morning
and I physically start fucking shaking
if there's not a drink in my hand.
That's what alcoholism is.
I'm not an alcoholic.
You guys say I'm alcoholic every day
when I drink a fucking mango cart.
I drink one mango cart and I have 3,000 sociopaths
telling me I'm an alcoholic.
That's not what alcoholism is, bro.
That's not what it is.
Learn your words.
Learn your words before you say them.
Learn your fucking words.
That's not what alcoholism is.
If I was an alcoholic,
I would wake up at 11 in the morning.
And if there wasn't a rum and coke in my hands in 15 minutes,
I would start fucking shaking.
That's what alcoholism is.
Not when I drink a beer as a nightcap.
Yo, hi guys, what's up, man?
Yeah, bro, you left your beer in the bathroom.
You want me to bring it to you?
I think you left it here when you went
and took your little break.
We don't even live in the same state.
Like, this is the type of bullshit
that I'm talking about.
We don't even live in the same state, high-vives.
You're feeding into the hive mind
of delinquent from the chat.
No, I'm not your pizza.
Ban the guy!
Typing Port Night Fawn!
JC, I'm so, please don't get angry.
I know you're addicted.
I don't know where your weed's at.
So whenever you like, get away from the weed pen
for like 12 hours, you start tweaking out.
You start throwing your headset around,
yelling at the top of your lungs.
Just take a chill pill, man.
We don't, you don't need drugs.
So Chad, so Chad, according to you guys,
I'm addicted to vaping, addicted to cocaine,
addicted to drinking and I'm a pothead.
So I'm an alcoholic, a vape God, and I'm a cokehead.
Yes.
You're basically back to the beach, yeah.
Are you proud of yourself?
Literally none of that is what I do.
None of it.
I do none of that.
Addicted to gooning too, boggles, get a job.
Get a job, boggles, enter the workforce.
Damn, bro.
You go for 100% completion of IRL or what?
Hi-vis is muted.
I'm mooting Hi-vis.
Oh, buddy, you gotta heal.
What are you doing?
He's hard taking to hold this.
Bro, he just shook off.
And now he's going to have to take it.
I'm pretty sure he dies.
I'm pretty sure he dies.
Yeah.
He's too far.
Yeah, he went too deep to hold it.
Oh, no.
He almost canceled.
There's someone up there.
And he's like, you know.
He's going to die for it.
to leave them that's up there too smiley oh well they get double refresh on
second high there if they find him too
oh no they didn't get the refresh again just like that a new team on height this
you can still call through consistency but why do that this is it's gonna be a
random win just take it I'm trying let's keep the curve can show up here
The 174 pest he's gonna be down below trying to try this guy's name is fucky
I'm trying to get which big name to win this not all my job
In this heat the fact that there's no big name for the witnesses wild
They're fourth elimination. Oh
No, which makes wall even more sketchy for the big names like canada doing bad. Oh gold. No, sir
That'd be a big one. We're doing better. They weren't doing bad. They weren't in coal range. Yeah
Definitely wins games
They've got a global coal spot too, so I'm making that a heat-throwing crazy
Yeah, go on, isn't it already cold cold global sins you got four of the six and eight global school teams in this heat
No, we're happy to survive the odds of the lobby. They were so happy to see this
Now they're part of the top six quality. What's the thing? So it's already there's already six in from global to the net top 16 grand
So six months like they go and then do it all think you
Well, you got yeah, exactly. Yeah, I was gonna say like nine eight nine
I think all those are winners
Wanted to do a smile on my good candle?
No, it could have gone no names, but him winning this yet would be very rare.
He's back.
The gold nose zone!
That is definitely the team that should win this.
Man, Ely, that's a smiley and max.
Wow.
Holy shit!
Wait, where's the solo?
Well played by Ozone.
Well played.
He's back playing heal off.
They win.
Gold nose and win.
Wow.
That's big for QOL though.
Wait.
Oh, wait.
How many seconds to play?
Wait, what the fuck?
He's a defending machine.
Wait, does both of them have sickness?
Is there another guy?
They don't tell us.
Is that Wien?
Wait, Gono doesn't drop me here though, right?
I don't think Gono's in without sickness.
He's got four medkits.
Wait, he's getting medkits.
He's getting medkits.
So he's playing the meding machine right now.
So he can play.
He's not saying a thing.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Gono's in Wien's hand.
Wien!
That's a dull baby.
Gono's in Wien.
That's a bad forequarter.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Gono's in Wien's hand.
the game. Yeah, man. Hey, listen,
and they deserve to be one of the
teams to fight them. Yeah, man.
Hey, the grams. What they were
capable of. They should be there.
They're definitely good enough.
So clicks. Yes, August 2nd.
You're going to be a FNCS champion.
Well, we're just playing our game,
bro. Whatever it happens is what's
what's going to happen. No clicks. I love that. No, no, no, no, no.
JC, trust me. You haven't been here since the start.
I love this out of clicks. I want to hear that.
I don't want to hear it's my season is this and that like this is what clicks
needs to do right now. Trust me. That is. I'm so happy hearing that.
Whatever happens, I mean, more, more perhaps.
I mean, whatever. Yeah, whatever.
If we, if our chats work or chats work when you do good, if they don't,
then we won't be good.
Oh, I love that idea.
I
Know cuz Jixie you understand dude, it's not even clicks. It's also like it's the
Everyone else the chats and then fortnight scene in general they put the pressure on and then they're like
It clicks might have not a great day one. He's in fifth. What's with your season? He's shit in the bed
And then it's just like bad
All right, man
All right, man.
Yeah, maybe I'll check on the FNCS literally at the streamer games.
Like, I'll pull up my phone and fucking check on it.
Wait, so like day one is how many games?
Seven.
It's six games, both days.
God, that's a lot of games.
Total fuck. That's a lot of games, bro.
Yeah.
But you can see this how what place you need to get to be in.
Robles collects like what if you get like third you get in globals? Yeah, so so it's top six
Plus if there's teams that qualified in the summit it goes down
So let's just say there's four teams in the top six. It'll be top ten qualifiers
Which I think is likely I think yeah, like top nine is what I'm thinking it's probably gonna be
And then there's one more like mini fncs right off the fncs
You can watch that though actually Jakes if you wanted to as well right after grants like the week after there's another big tournament
at the end of that's the finals and that is the last chance to make globals. That'll be fun.
Okay. And all the players who already called globals get to play it though. So again,
I'm not saying this, but hypothetically, if Klicks didn't get it in grants,
we just saw. There's other teams who do have it. It's just going to get really wicked in LCG.
Klicks, just win the FNCS, bro. Just win it, bro. Just win it, man.
Just win that. I'm making it 2x.
Flix, if you win, like have you planned out what you're going to do like after?
Like, are you going to do a show, a parade, a parade?
Yeah, talk to me.
Why are you laughing?
Okay, sorry.
Sorry.
That's the Dallas government.
I swear.
I talked to the mayor.
No, on everything.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
That's why I'm laughing.
No, where are you?
There's like a...
It's really steep.
Flix, on your family's life, you're planning out a parade in Dallas.
All my family's life. I'm gonna be on a bus and we're to do a parade. Yes
I'm gonna tweet address and it's an upgrade. Yeah, that's actually kind of sick. I love your ass. I just got a sick
That's cool. We're shutting down. Yes, you're coming
Which state is it bro?
Well, you actually you know you genuinely confident that week after I unless you do the same day as one of the LCG
It's not you don't else if he stops the next day, right? Really? You fuck is he getting
Jinxy watch
Portnite for
And then this guy here is just typing Portnite for nine months up Oscar. I need you to do me a favor, man
Please Oscar never returned to this twitch channel again
Oscar your brain is a toaster, bro
your brain is fried. There's another guy named the Darth Maul six seven who said
wives Ron set up in your bathroom. Your brain is a toaster. Jinksteen you're the
one who started this.
Yeah, I'll be honest, bro. This is this chat is this chat is moving backwards, bro. Yo chat.
Who's winning the Super Bowl this year? Who's been a Super Bowl? Stop spamming the names.
Don't be biased to your fucking shitty teams. I love the box. We're not winning. We're not
even winning the fucking NFC South. I thought you weren't ending until your silver in league.
Okay. Dallas Cowboys. See, here's the problem. There is one fan base in the National Football League
who legitimately, I'm not even kidding, is in a cold psychosis and it's the Dallas Cowboys.
Yo, the Dallas Cowboys, y'all all have psychosis.
Every year it's your year, let it go.
Dak Prescott is not a playoff quarterback, period.
Dak Prescott in the regular season,
you know the SpongeBob meme,
where it's like the Jack SpongeBob in the ring with Patrick?
And then Dak Prescott in the playoffs,
and it's SpongeBob with noon alarms.
Dak Prescott pisses down his leg
every time he gets to do a playoffs game.
Do y'all remember Cowboys Packers playoffs?
It was like two or three years ago against Jordan Love.
Dak Prescott looked like literal dog shit
and he had a good season leading up to that.
Here's why the Rams make sense as a Super Bowl win
if I had to pick a team.
The Rams make sense as a Super Bowl win
because one, experienced quarterback.
You're not gonna have some rookie QB
who's shitting his pants.
Experienced quarterback.
Two, Pukinakua.
Let's call it what it is.
Pukinakua was fantasy one last year
if he didn't get that fucking insane injury.
On top of that, they're buffing their already good defense
by getting Miles Garrett and potentially Aaron Donald
on a one year deal.
It's literally like the five Kazakages are on that team.
If the Rams don't win, I'll shit myself.
But it is the NFL. It is the playoffs. It's one loss and you're out. Matt Stafford experienced quarterback
Puka to Kua, Puka to Kua nothing more. I have to say all that fucking front
Miles Garrett potentially Aaron Donald G. G. Go next
Mark I've watched every NFL game of every match of every type of a box game for the last 12 years
I'll put my hands on your throat
somebody said dot bears are the bears gonna be good next year yes are the
bears gonna win a Super Bowl no they're not gonna win a Super Bowl they're not
gonna win a Super Bowl you want to know why the Bears are gonna win a Super Bowl
they don't have the Bears don't have a Super Bowl caliber defense their
their defense is good.
Relax.
Their defense is good.
It's not a Super Bowl caliber defense.
It isn't.
Their offense is incredible.
Caleb Williams, Roma Dunze.
Who's the quarter the Bears have?
That's like a God.
Jalen Johnson, right?
Jalen Johnson, right?
That guy's a God.
Yeah.
Vikings.
Yo,
if you think
If you think the Vikings are going to win a Super Bowl, put down the alcohol, put down
the beers, put down the beers.
The biggest mistake the Vikings ever made is letting Sam Dardled go and putting all of
their faith into what's his name?
AJ, CJ, who's the QB?
What's his name?
The fake demon himself.
JJ McCarthy, that's who it is.
JJ McCarthy, bro.
Like, I'm gonna be on Iceium Play,
it's like a deer in fucking headlights.
Listen, man, if the Rams don't win the Super Bowl,
I'll shit myself.
The only other team is like,
yeah, I can see the Seahawks going back to back.
It looks like, let me knock on wood when I say this.
It looks like the chiefs are done. They had a great reign of terror. It looks like the chiefs are done though
Yeah, she's looked like they're pretty much done last year was abysmal
They were going blow for blow with the fucking raiders last season like it looks like they're done. I
Don't mind a Broncos shout. I don't mind a Broncos shout
Broncos is not a terrible shout, check fax it in.
Broncos has a god to your defense.
Their offense isn't really, the Broncos offense isn't really Super Bowl caliber.
Their defense definitely fucking is, Pat Sartain's probably the best player in the NFL right now
because corner backs is like you need a good corner.
That's our team's probably the best player in the NFL.
On top of that, best defensive player.
I don't see the Broncos winning a Super Bowl
off of just their offense.
I don't think they're offense.
But I mean, it's better to have a good defense.
It's better to have a good defense.
Mahomes is the man, Mahomes is the man.
Patrick Mahomes is a classic case of somebody who's overhated because of how good he is
People say it's the same shit with Messi people say like
The refs favor Patrick Mahomes. No Patrick Mahomes is him Patrick Mahomes is him
The chiefs just looked like absolute dog shit last year all together
Their defense looked bad their online looked deflated their receiving core looked deflated. They got Roxy rice back
Xavier Worthy was dealing with injuries. Kelsey looks old as shit
James, you stop warping. Leo, Leo, do me a favor and go fuck yourself. Thank you, Leo.
You literally hate on SGA because of TikTok. I hate on SGA because of the way he plays basketball.
I think the way he plays basketball is disgusting.
Uh, he, I'm gonna be honest, bro. SGA is the myth of the NBA. That's the SM myth.
Fuck Jinxy!
Ahem.
Patriots! Patriots!
I could see it. I could see the Patriots making a run.
The Patriots are contender, but like the favorites is the Rams, well, if they get Aaron Donald
son, like that's just the cherry on top of an already well-oiled machine.
The fact that the Rams got Miles Garrett, he should literally send shells down your spine.
Miles Garrett was the only thing about the Cleveland Browns organization that wasn't laughable.
Who do you think you are?
He ain't mentioned the Niners because we got Evans.
Yo, I mentioned the Niners because your guys' time is up.
You're not winning a Super Bowl, bro.
Love you to death, kid.
You guys are not winning a Super Bowl.
It's over, guys.
The Shanahan CMC, like the Shanahan CMC circle jerk was, I'mma be honest, it was incredible
while it was lasting with Devo Samuel and Brandon Iuk, like Brock Purdy was like primed
out.
2023 was like the last, 2023, 2024 was like the last chance the Niners had.
The Niners are done, bro.
It's done.
It's done.
I love Mike Evans.
Let me say this.
Mike Evans is one of the greatest box of all time, but he is the most injury-prone player
in the history of our organization.
Mike Evans got injured so much.
Like, I think that was a good trade for the box.
It made sense.
Sad to see him go, but Mike Evans getting hurt was like a seasonal, like seasonal holiday
at this point.
Mike Evans just didn't play a healthy season for like three or four years straight.
i think that's a fine trade
yo yo
so we're gonna see a lot of hip to hip
where did canada land on him, yo yo yo back in
no yeah so canada dropped some
oh wait
wait canada dropped, yeah wait what's that spot?
yeah canada dropped his old split
maybe venno landed on dragon he knew canada wouldn't go his split
yeah sorry james this is like going layers deep now it's kind of hard to explain but venno
was just landed on the team that's going the drop that his ex teammate queasy is going in
grants to make them not call so queasy gets it on comes but he stopped now taking down canada
who's dropped somewhere else because he thought Venom was going to drop on him i'm sorry that's
good music it's like uh death note game of thrones from how he's talking about he's on the
fucking this layers and layers wait are you guys saying he dropped his usual splitters rotate or
Or he did, he went his normal spot and just rotated over there. Okay, they might.
So why did Venor not land on Kanada though?
Why would Venor read Kanada one game and then not the next game when he actually is outside of Qual?
For Queezy, yeah, but we think he wants to help Queezy, Molly wants to help his own grants?
with the warforged they are Peter bot's gonna go ahead and grab the other one
maybe they switched back there but obviously you can see this is like
2017 what the fuck what dreams are gonna crush away
he was likely to happen after Peter about okay so apparently looks like my
chat was saying that Venom didn't actually try to grief canada last game
He was still landing over there to get rid of dragon and just happened to like fight canada
Is what it looks like
This is so confusing I can always see a venus thoughts on it, but Venom has this tweeted out flaming dragon. Yeah, Jinxie. Why do you love?
everything
Let me make myself clear
When NFL season is happening
every Sunday at 1pm, I'm on NFL Redzone with five screens tracking fantasy in one hand with the box on my main screen in the other hand.
Like, yo, I don't know NFL. Shut the fuck up.
We're going to watch. We're going to watch. We'll see. I guess we're going to find out. Yeah, here we go. Is this in here? No.
Yeah, he did what I mean dragon dragon the one who got grief with a corner not in
EWC remember steamy
Steve me no acorn remember who's he was getting griefy with acorn at EWC you
don't remember that steamy I guess you don't really pay attention to the teams
right kind of walking in the right now okay yeah he got a lot of beef with acorn
and Creon yes 108 points maybe 111 because they did get the race just a
The dragon and creon are the best hate watch ever.
All the way to the side, they were looking for agers.
They chased agers into their own demise.
Who's your team for the streaming games?
You're the United States, yeah?
Me, Joe Bart, Tyler One, Yana, Mari,
literal god squad.
Wait, wait, what? You guys are goading as fuck.
What?
Yeah, Tyler One's like a human, like, truck.
Joe's.
Yeah, Joe's, yeah.
Joe Two, like, ah, he's goading.
Isn't Yona super like fit too? Like she trains all the time I'm pretty sure right? She does like a bunch of athletes and shit.
My chap said she's good at volleyball and that's one of the events.
Yeah. Oh fucking hell bro. Is there any like a no offense?
Why even in this intellectual challenge isn't Joe as smart as fuck too?
I don't know if there is intellectual challenges. I think it's all physical, which is actually good for me chap.
Yeah you guys are gonna go to the squad. What are the other squads that good?
No, bro. The other squad that is probably gonna be good is gonna be France. I think France is probably gonna be good
Yeah, Joe smile, yeah, no Joe has a degree in shit. Yeah, Joe's
That's why he does his whole like philosophical race. I love it, bro
He loves a good debate your shit
Everything thanks. I'm asking
Because that's all my chat bro
Streamer games is an opportunity to show you fuckers that I'm an athletic specimen
I you'll see bro laugh it up for the next week because it's happening. I'm a multi sport athlete. All right
Hell yeah
load out to you. I scored in the road. No. Yeah. I scored the content. Welcome the side
man. That's the content. Welcome. I scored twice in the side of Man Charity match and
one man at a time. See. That's in the shit. Thank you, bro. I actually have the trophy.
Let me get the fucking trophy. Hold on. Don't get me started. I got the trophy right here.
Yeah, I don't know, bro. I'm not a charity match player of the match. 2020 six.
Oh charity award. Go fuck yourself. Oh
Put it in put it in
Come on, I want to see if you go crazy. Yeah, he's body today. He's been a little bit off. Don't be bad. It's has me
He's really streaming like three
You're not mad at me, I didn't come on.
You're gonna rise up the leaderboard.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, you love this shit to a weird degree, I'll be honest.
I've talked about it so many times, but the opportunities you've given up in other avenues
of content and business things you could've pursued because you want to keep playing
Fortnite is honestly insane to me.
As someone who dedicated my life to this, that shit was my mind.
Clicks, why do you love Fortnite so much, Clicks?
No.
It ticks you.
What does the team know?
the feeling that you get of a winning a game that matters is like you just took fucking
crack up your ass for the first time. It is the craziest feeling. Have you done ever like
that? No, but like, how would you even make an analogy? Um, basically, I know what to
mean. I know what to mean. Yeah, I mean, no, like, you said as a program, you said it's
one of one in gaming. It's and get playing games like that. It's one of one. It's one
Yeah, it's not a problem and I imagine like VR more staff and what players like the game that we just planned
And you're just running shit down
Like the payoff of like grinding for years or months at it to
It's actually like
You see I want to make you a pro
Hey, hey, son, son, me house. Let it go, bro. My ship has sailed. He's, he's, he's
got zero bills, bro. He's got zero bills, man. I'm 21. All right, clicks. Listen, bro,
you need to win this. You need to win this FNCS right now, clicks. Cause all these cracked
out little ass kids, bro. They're 16, 17, 18, 19, like, bro, once you get to 25 clicks,
basically a brawl all right you got to win this shit bro it's not a myth
you see no we talked about it's not a myth bro you need to lock in and win
and now I'm walking in but you're not getting younger kid you're hitting the
ideal days I'll be honest I do I don't think the age is that much but I'm just
saying like when's the last time a 21 year old Fragger won FNCS.
Oh, he's right.
He's right.
Literally.
Oh, you know, is it 21?
He just won FNCS.
As.
But didn't you say he plays IGL and Fragger?
I don't know if he's more famous or everything.
Exactly.
He was all, Rob Schraub, what's up guys?
And like, if you want to be IGL, Fragger, then do a bro.
If you want to IGL and draw 50, you're winning grand, but I'm just saying,
like, you know, do not see how rapid moves.
Yeah, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, I mean exactly see what's wrong about you motherfucker. Like what's your plan?
You are moving I'm just saying in like he's enforcing okay
Season two you think you're still flying like this 22 and a half
This is why people think that as you get older
The
Period
I'm just saying yes. There it is. J.C. So let's talk
Your reaction time pizza 25 cap and look out up right now. No, it does. This was my degree. J.C.
It's hot. Look it up, right?
This is where we will get the baby, but the thing is okay, but please. I'm itchy with a bird brain plasticity there
Brain plasticity and look time reaction, bro. That's what gets you to a look time latency and it's your brain plasticity
That is going down fast for
Your reaction time peaks at around age 24. Wait, Ozzy, what's the plasticities?
Brain plasticity is like how quick your brain picks up new information basically. And then
look time is also how fast your brain like, if I froze the screen right now, but if you
got looked at for one frame, how much information you could like take from it, those two stats
are really important for eSports and they go down a lot when you get older.
Reasons why it's fantastic on this, but it's not specific age.
Instead, its speed and efficiency decrease gradually starting around late adolescents
and early adulthood, continuing throughout life, while children form new pathways rapidly.
The adult brain remains plastic and capable of change.
You know, it's just not as good out of it.
Yeah.
But no, I mean, you can continue.
Okay.
Number one, connoisseur.
Good call.
Number two.
The reason as you, when you get older,
you become asset video game is just
because your priorities change.
You have to think about a job.
When your teenagers are 13,
you have no responsibilities other than playing
Fortnite 24-7.
So statistically, if your job is Fortnite,
and I play 10 hours a day for the next four years,
I'm not going to get bad.
I'm not going to get bad.
But the second I get married or have a kid or something,
I put less time into Fortnite, then statistically,
and time was, I'm gonna get bad.
That's fair.
But I just can't believe you still haven't gotten over it.
The thing is Stanley you haven't brought now you go like girlfriend shit, too
Like I don't understand like I was I'm waiting for you to like slow down
We're long distance it helps a lot because like
She put so much time in the school, so it's really good for her
He's been right there, you see I will back well with now on as well
I think the main reason why most 49 pros fall off so as they get older isn't actually like the physical age
It's literally just responsibilities
They either get burned out of the game or they just want to do other shit
They don't want to be fucking screaming 12 hours a day and I want to travel
They want to like get a girlfriend like like Boogal was good
He was really good and then he moved to Vegas
He had a girlfriend and this time third and then that's when he went down
It was his age like who is still one of the best players really good, but I swear
It's a priority in your life just yet. The vendor is flying at 21 in my man's definitely on it down
We're even a corner equal like fuck that solar cluster a content in you prime as well like I want all the players to get good again
I
The hell is a coin how do you think how old you these?
He's 21 as well. It's the beard bro. You got face there and motherfuckers this thing
You're like, I don't know. Oh, yeah, what do you what are you don't you laugh at that bro?
It's like my chat like some of them or just not even typing shit. That's like happening in the stream
It's like shit for like a week ago
go. Bro, it's Fortnite watch parties too, bro. Like, when you get to the YaFy Fortnite
watch parties, bro, you got the kids on mobile the day who are like, 10 minutes behind on
the conversation. That was all the time. Or is it 22 now? Okay, yeah.
Oh, this is getting crazy. That was crazy.
Alright. And he put him, of course, down with, but keep an eye on Kanata.
Kanata's the main one we would carry around now, Chad.
Yeah, I was thinking, oh my god.
Oh, wait. The stick's on reboot.
Sure, there is a second reboot.
I will say as well, GC, I kind of apologize, though, because this has been a fun stream.
I thought the t1 pros were not gonna come out and do this well this quickly where I thought this game was gonna be like
Oh shit like maybe kingly doesn't call maybe clicks doesn't call but like everyone came out just pop the fuck off
This is actually unexpected
Did any of the big teams not make it or no
Oh, cuz things just died so yes now we're gonna lock in things is now dead and canada's on the edge
Yeah, wait why are we watching?
I'm gonna shut a canada then.
Yo, okay, I get a broadcast,
Curve Kingly, but they're on like two or three points.
Please show me solo canada on the edge of court.
Yo, the R6 spectators at Esports
are even fucking worse, man.
They'll show, there'll be a 1v3 happening on like a Rome,
and then they'll show at the Shree or something.
Like, they're the worst spectators ever.
But what I've had is moments.
There was a period there with the old broadcast team.
I used to run replays, like, yeah, wow.
Space is a shit.
They're pretty good these days.
There's just a lot to show, and it's gonna have a solo.
Oh, this could be bad.
Oh my God, please, please broadcast.
I'm trying to set you up here.
Curve in Higgs actually have nine feelings as well.
Talk about a few games for them.
Oh, dude, why don't they just give you the buttons
and you just click them, and then the catfish commentator.
I have live specter using right now.
I'm not allowed to use it for in-game tournaments like this
because technically in the wrong hands,
it could be like the God Stream Snaptool, you know?
Like I could just, yeah, so you can ask the problem.
Trust anyone with it except for themselves in tournaments, which I get I would love to Jaycee don't get me wrong
I would love to but I don't think so
Oh, what is
And it's all we have no brick or metal. Oh shit. Oh
Wait bucky could win day five to oh my god, but you win a fight
Epic made fall guys?
A person to be around 10th place on the consistency leaderboard just needs to get a couple more plays.
Yeah, well guys, I'm having games.
I don't put them at least above Dragon and Cree on a little bit of a cushion starting to beat them.
That's why the collabs always mean that.
I've got a lot of...
Oh, they bought it.
I think you can't say that for a GC, what is your collabs?
The collabs showed up.
The collabs showed up.
Big release.
They bought it.
Oh.
Yeah, they didn't even start it, they bought it.
Yeah, they acquired it like what they acquired broccoli.
That game's a horror movie to stream by the way, literally a horror movie.
Oh it is.
Oh no, they're King Kanata.
Wait what?
Haven't you heard of the King Kanata?
Oh god, they know it's Kanata?
No, no, he's gone for the little...
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah.
That's worth it.
You got what you need.
He needs a quick solo clutch right now.
Dude, Kanata might be missing his first ever grand in the history of the game as well.
Wait, do you want to just pull up his stream, Aussie?
He's not live.
He's not live, right, son?
Kanata streams a lot, but not major Tony's.
I'd be very surprised if he's live for this.
this. No, no. We find ourselves with a hate and curve victory. What happened to Buck?
They should call or not even close. No, no, well, he needs to win. Remember this game
five. That's what's happening. It's full man. Anyone who wins this game's called. So
Bucky's got to be low down. I'm pretty sure. There he is. But Bucky's 100, 100 L. So Buck
has to win. Yes, yes. He can't make it off. Bucky has to win. Kanata needs like 30 points.
Kanata needs like a... Yeah, now this will be a good finish. And that is the most Bucky
He call of all time to get
And you know you'll do some big fucking speeches so
Yeah
I mean, but he's in curve healthy on high. Oh, Canada
I mean it's tough is a tough solar clutch
It was Matthew you're off that refresh was so good there from no hard bass like 500
The finish smiley
I'm pretty sure oh no was getting sprayed by Keeling craze. They're gonna can they've been king ever on a mid game
Can you ask epic to do the grams on the third?
What
Oh, oh, no, it came a bucky bucky's dad. He went for a bro. I mean you got a respect he went for the plan
They think pump on can to I mean to be paid probably this is a shit can team right like another team on height desperate in game 5
And it's Higgs and fucking curve 1 15 canada's out. Oh
That's a depressing
Okay, and I feel like he's in Kerbal Keeling crazy to take the win so even like we don't get to excited fucking underdog team winner
Either this could be a sad finish to the heat channel to be honest might be depressing
Okay, so what I mean, there's nothing we really hope for here
I mean I kind of like I wouldn't mind skills and kicks in the way
I'm a brand new team, I'm a brand new team to win
Yeah, I want you to, uh, go for the first time
I want skills, oh yeah, first game brand is gonna be cool
I want skills to make it though, I like this guy
Just kicks in guys' skills play, but I swear it's crazy
I'll try and hit it, no but you saw
Oh my god, blew him
Gotta leave the house
Okay he's got three, he's only poppin' his two chugs
Oh he's got zero bills though
I need to pray in there. Wait, well, he's jumping the cyborg with no builds.
Wait for it.
Wait, Zen? Could Zen and Paver do it? Oh my god, Zen and Paver do it.
I wouldn't mind if Zen and Paver did it.
I just saw Zen in the feed. It was that kill feed bug. Where is he?
Yeah, where's Zen?
Oh, he skipped that? Damn!
Yeah, he is.
I'm so happy that King took his skill to come.
I love him. I don't mind saying this, but he just always pops up and makes it to grand.
Sir, yeah, that should be called
Maybe this way they're kind of in the mix
Yeah
Oh longer days
I don't make it in each
They also know
could just fix in
Curve is what he's on
fucking like
Wayne is really good
Maybe Polona
Maybe Polona
With links, why is he good?
It goes down another slot
Yeah. Oh no. Oh no. What do you want? Do you want?
Just might drop it down.
So, Kerb is playing amazing.
16 kills.
That's good block.
Great own block. Well done, Kerb.
18 kills.
He's a good player.
He sucks.
18 kills?
Yeah, that is wild.
I love that.
Yeah, that's crazy because he has no good insane. Not credit for winning FNCS.
Can you show the scoreboard like the full leaderboard? Yeah, I can show you. I'll show
you now. Yeah, cause that'll make you wait for it. All right. Okay. Our full call teams
chat. I run leaderboard. We had Higgs win, clicks win, re golden and booga. And then
our top 10 teams without a win is King Ling, ages, Peter, but decay, cynics, a Zen, max
Contrap a long go and then Skittles
Skittles just called 36. Yeah.
136. Not a good name though. Right.
Yeah, a few. I mean, Contrap, Longo, Skittles.
I mean, no, no, for me, like so I'm surprised by Max.
I'm surprised because Papers doesn't play anymore.
I'm not surprised because it's Zen.
Who the fuck is Weenie Warrior 248?
So this is paper.
Matt, that's that's paper's name.
You're looking at a different leaderboard.
I'm screenshoting a leaderboard right now.
It's a yeah.
Weenie Warrior is paper.
Jinxie he's like an OG pro used to be really really good now still like he kind of just basically keeps calling out of nowhere
He just like retires and then just comes back the FNCS and qualms and then like retires again. It's it's hilarious
Okay, damn boy
All right, please you know what you got to do bro. I'm gonna be at the streamer games, but you know what you got to do, bro
Get it done. Thank you. Yeah, he doesn't get it done. We we can watch LCG finals. Come on. Yeah, true, bro
All right boys, I'm gonna head out. I'm probably gonna watch a movie with my dad cuz it's
Yep
They were watching for yeah, bro good shit clicks you play good today man for real
Thank you, bro. Thank you guys
Chat it's my pops birthday today. Chai about to watch it go watch a movie with him chat. Love you to death kid. Um listen, bro
honestly streamer games is in six days it's finally time and you guys could
say here he go or just do the drudzky laughing bullshit listen up kids
super games in six days guys it's time for me to show the planet the physical
fucking specimen that I am
It's I'm just gonna show you guys the physical fucking specimen that I am y'all don't know
Y'all really don't know bro
Now chat today was an absolutely incredible beautiful fan tag of the stream
Check let me think about what my plans are before I end. What are my plans for the next week? Okay?
I was going to watch FNCS Grands, but those are the same exact dates as the streamer games and I'm really excited for the streamer game
So if I have to choose one, I'm gonna choose the streamer games. I wish I could have done both, but that's just unlucky timing
Then
Which I'm gonna call it this week. I don't know if I'm doing anything this week. I don't think so
Yeah, I was do something I said I was gonna do
I said I was gonna do the the last of us. Maybe I could do it this week. Oh
Maybe we could do that duo game with Ron
Guys maybe we could do that way out game with Ron because I might wait
Today I'm not doing let me calm down
I'm not doing last of us today
Because it's my dad's birthday and I'm gonna watch him with him. Um
I think chat which I'm a call it
Will probably wait to be the last of us until after I get back
Bro, but then again, I might do last of us. I don't know yet
Maybe I'll do last of us like the 12th the 12th of August the 11th of August is gonna be a
R6 creator tournament R6 tournament. I'm already getting people
Ron said he's down, Lacey said he's down,
Jayshok said he's down,
thinks Tana said she's down.
I already asked like a couple of people.
We're gonna do our sixth creator tournament
on August 11th.
Fortnite Creator Tournament,
I don't know when I'm gonna do that.
It's gonna probably be August or September
for the Fortnite Creator Tournament.
Chained together with Ron and Loos coming soon.
Last of us coming soon.
A way out coming soon.
And boys, I think that's everything for the near futures, bro
Yeah streamer games coming soon
Fortnite creative tournament our six creative tournament a way out with Ron chain together with Los and Ron
I
Think that's everything bro, but yeah next up and coming thing is streamer games chat
Love you guys, and I'll see you in 10 of the next one guys. I'm gonna go raid clicks
love you guys see you into the next one and
in case I don't see you. Good afternoon. Good evening and good night.