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I came to dance, dance, dance, dance, I hit the floor cause that's my planes, planes, planes, planes,
I'm wearing all my favorite brands, brands, brands, brands
Give me space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands
You, you, cause it goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on
Yeah, I put my hands up in the air sometimes
Say you gotta let go
I want to celebrate a little bit of fire
Late, dead, and late, thought you were dead
I can explain why I'm 16 minutes late for the first time in a year
I can explain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, late, late, late, late, rest in peace
Rest in peace, I'm sad you're not dead
You're late, late asshole
You're late, you're late, you're late, you're late, late, late.
Who said you could stream?
Easiest job on the planet, by the way.
I can explain.
First time of the year, hard cat.
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, we're live on YouTube.
I'm not late, let me explain.
I starved my children.
Uh, man, that guy, I don't even joke about that.
How do I close out?
snap out of it what the f... how do I... I can explain why I'm late everybody shut up and listen
today chat well yesterday was my dad's birthday so we went over to my grandparents house
to celebrate my dad's birthday that's why I was late now you all feel like pieces of
of shit, right? Maya with the five gifted subs. She don't know chat. I learned something
very weird. My dad and Los Polos dad have the same exact birthday. I saw on Twitter
Los Polos was like happy birthday dad. And yesterday was my dad's birthday. So I texted
Los and I was like, yo, is your dad's birthday actually today? He's like, yep, I'm like,
Our dads had the same exact birthday one year apart.
Los's dad is one year older than my dad.
Literally insane.
The odds of that are one and 365.
That is actually cray cray.
Now, chat.
Next thing I'm gonna say.
Everybody's favorite larpher is on.
Yo, this larp shit needs to die!
Adolfine's thinking we're the tier one.
Harry thinking we're the tier ones.
Out of the good ones.
First things first.
Do you ever stop talking do I ever stop talking? I'm I don't know man. I'm two minutes into
a stream trying to enjoy my day. Do I ever stop talking? Yeah, bro. I do. What's your
deal kid? Bad juice, think of it a prime key. Don't think of it. It's your one lock. Think
of it. It's your one exit. Think of it a prime. Jenny, think of it. It's me and the reason.
Hey, fat ass. I know you got banned on league and here's why you got boosted in your bald
thought it was okay. Cool. First thing I want to touch on. No, great. First segue. Op.gg.
So chat, as y'all know, Riot Games thought it was okay to take away all my MMR. They took me
from Silver 2 to Bronze 3. So I'm boosted, right? I'm boosted, right? I should be Bronze 3, right?
So last night, I solo-acquired a game of League of Legends, because why not? I said, you know,
let's sort of look you League of Legends right 32 kills five deaths eight
assists this was last night this game I was 0-1 because they FF that 15 and I
was just AFK farming and then this game my yee got stolen my team was dog shit
but my team's dog shit every game to be fair this game right here in League of
legends last night I went 32 and 5 with 8 assists and had a hundred and forty
three thousand damage if you think I'm a bronze player you're like if you think
I'm a bronze player you're legitimately gone your solutionless shit so now what
right now what what now are you guys gonna ban me for being a smurf or
something. What now, Riot? Y'all took away all my LP. Cool. Now I'm just gonna
literally terrorize bronze lums. Here's my match history. 17 and 4, 1 and 4, 14, 11,
32 and 5. I'm a problem on the yeet. I'm a problem on the yeet. But yeah, so, Riot,
What now are you guys gonna ban me for being a smurf you psychopaths?
Like leave me alone
Cuz now I'm just gonna literally every time I play league. I'm gonna drop a fucking nuke because why I'm not a low bronze player
Thanks for putting me in low bronze. I'm past that I played 300 games and I've had extensive coaching for 200 of them
I'm not a bronze player get out of my ears
32 and 5
Chat 140,000 damage. I've never even said I had a hundred and forty-three thousand damage last night on the yee
That's disgusting
One in the chat if you have goosebumps right now
But yes, I'm late because I went over to my grandparents house to celebrate my dad's birthday
So if you say late, you're an awful person if you say late, you're an awful person if you say late, you're an awful person
If you say late, you're an awful person.
I went to go see my grandma and my grandpa.
Kick rocks, kid.
Uh, yeah, late.
Cool.
Awful person.
Cool.
All awful people.
And then, and like, like, like, like, we're in the car ride back home.
I check my phone and I go to my offline chat.
People are like, damn, he really died.
Bro's going to break the streak.
Bro's dead.
Let me be clear when I say this.
I will never miss a day of streaming like I love streaming too much to miss a day of streaming
Once I get to two years in a row every day. I'm gonna do three years in a row
The only thing that would stop me from streaming is a literal instant death
Like I'm talking blunt force trauma from a fucking ambulance hitting me in the head if I die
I won't stream if I'm in the hospital. I'll stream I'll stream if I'm sick tired injured
It doesn't matter. I was so if you're one of those people that thinks I'm gonna miss a stream
I'm not gonna miss a stream. I don't miss streams. I do not miss streams
Was I late today? Yeah, I was late. I was with my family, bro
I have a family. I was with my family, bro. Shout out to my grandma. Shout out to my grandpa
Into the next thing, bro
into the next thing 10 chat I see people are saying 10 and people are saying
check the TV row let's check it out people saying check the TV row I'm
wearing now my favorite brails brails brails brails all right chat here we go
five hours ago lock in five hours ago lock in pretty soon they announced a
a bunch of new carts.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's Janet!
Berserkie
You have no idea you know Ken is unironically six seven like I don't want to ruin the video guys Ken is unironically six seven
I'm not even kidding on ironically six seven what I found
Berserkie
Berserkie walkie
Berserkie look what I found
Wait, I wasn't doing that before.
Is that it?
Okay, very funny.
Okay, knock it on.
Is that it? Is that key working?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Welcome to TV Royale! In August, a brand new hero is coming to Clash Royale, Kiro Berserker.
Why did they not do EVO? God!
Kiro Berserker has an ability that activates full Berserker mode. Her spirit animal appears, her hit speed increases, and while her ability is active, she can't drop below 1 HP. She does not die in ability mode.
Alright, so another game breaking card.
Another game breaking card.
She doesn't die.
I just saw her killing a Pekka.
Let me guess, is it one elixir?
Next stop?
It's literally Trindermere from League of Legends.
Literally identical one of one Trindermere from League of Legends.
I hate that champion!
We have another new hero!
Hero Valkyrie!
When Hero Valkyrie activates her ability, she gains speed, spins from troop to troop, and deals area damage out.
That's Garen! Oh my god, that's Garen from League!
her. She charges through the fire bouncing from enemy to enemy and cutting through anything nearby.
She can even be damaged and die during her blade spin and when there are no new types to dash to
she just keeps spinning. Also this season we're introducing a brand new evolution. To one of
the most beloved cards in the game now you've only barbarians don't just sprint to your tower
they throw rage tip javelins at troops and towers carving a glowing rage trail across the arena
and then they charge straight through it.
Hero Valkyrie will be available in the past, Roya.
Capge.
Geech.
Oh, but Hero Berserker and Evil League Barbarians,
you can earn them for free.
In producing, KEN's Chaos Draft League.
In KEN's Chaos Draft League, you draw four cards-
Okay, this is so cool, bro.
And the other four go to your opponent.
Just like regular draft.
So once the draft is finished, you pick your first modifier
And the chaos begins
There will be a ranked tens chaos drop season that lost two weeks with massive rewards
Including here at the zaka for three and the fun doesn't stop that chaos triple drop that become the chaos sudden death chaos
In the illicit switch to Franklin. Do you ever indulge in any activities?
Indulge in the class discussions
Like there's so much shit going on and you're just typing switch to Franklin.
They're all coming.
You will also be able to host your own custom Chaos Draft Tournaments for your climates and friends.
Play Chaos in friendly battles and find something special in casual modes.
I'll be hosting the very first 10's Chaos Mega Draft Global Tournament.
What a great name!
Chaos Mega Draft works exactly as expected.
Both players take turns dropping their deck then the modifiers begin win games earn more awards and climb the top of the leaderboards
With the best of the best a megadraft global tournament is
So how do you get a boldly barbarians just stop by Ken's shop anytime
Hocus is not a season. It's chaos
He killed him!
He killed him!
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
That is peak.
Chat a chaos?
Chaos Global Tournament?
I'm not sure how I feel about Hero Valk though.
Like she already has an Everletter chat.
She already has an Evo bro.
She already has one.
Somebody help me.
Why is Hivai's calling?
Hivai's called seven minutes ago.
She has a broken Evo?
No, I thought they nerfed it.
I thought they just unnerfed it.
Yo, you called?
No.
You called seven minutes ago.
It said high-vives in red text.
And I called it-
You just called me and I answered the phone.
I'm calling you back because you called me seven minutes ago.
I'm calling you back.
You just called me-
The text was- it said high-vives?
It said high-vives in red text seven minutes ago.
I'm calling you back.
Yeah.
And my phone said Jixi and Cody, and I answered.
So what do you want?
the same page here. We're on the exact same page. I called you because you called me.
I know that I called you. I called you because you called me seven minutes ago and it was
red text. Yeah, and I answered you because you called me. So what are you doing? I called
you because you called me. Yo bro, a child could understand this. A five year old. Exactly.
My baby cousin could understand this. Exactly. You called me. What's up bro? I called you
because you called me and I'm calling you back and returning your call. So I answered. What's up bro?
I'm not doing this today. Because today's a positive day. No, hanging up. I'm not doing this
today. This guy's with Delinquent. Listen bro, chat. Like, I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do
do this right now. Now, um, I saw a lot. Guys, what is what lead? I don't know. This has been
going on for three days. What lead raid? Guys, I've never gotten a raid from somebody named
what lead. What is happening? What lead raid? What lead raid? What lead raid? I have no
rage from Walid. I don't know who that is. I have no- guys, I don't know who that is.
Who's Walid? Watch Ken. I just watched Ken. I- like, okay. Either you're trolling or
you just came into the stream. I just watched Ken. Switch to Trevor. Uh, KJ, go fuck yourself,
KJ, this GTA bullshit was a little funny a week ago, I'm not gonna do this Switch to
Trevor shit.
I haven't been on GTA story mode in seven days, let it go.
Play FNCS, Jinxy.
Yeah, after that, I'm gonna solve brain cancer.
You think I can play FNCS?
Yo bro, I played a Pro-AM and got passed around like a joint.
Not FNCS!
I played a program and got passed around like a joint.
Now guys, something legendary happened yesterday.
Switch to Portnite Forne.
Yo, Jake Steen.
I don't want to be taken lightly when I say this.
You're the weirdest kid in this entire community.
Your name is Jake Steen,
which is already psychotic enough, right?
It's already weird enough.
And then you just type switch to port night forward.
Now, chat, this happened yesterday.
This happened yesterday.
Blackjack are tier two champions.
If you don't know what Blackjack is,
it's literally just the console kits.
It's Mingo, Franklin, Lou, Boots, and J-Guns.
They played tier three, they won a tier three league.
They played tier two last night.
They won first place in a tier two league,
which is the league right before tier one.
The craziest part about all this is Mingo
was on a controller the entire time.
The even crazier thing about this is Mingo
not only was on a controller in one of the tier two league,
he was the number one rated player in all of tier two.
Let me say that again.
He was the number one rated player in all of tier two NAL.
It like guys I watched the last game. I didn't know it was still going I
Watched the last game I
Loaded up twitch because I was watching movie with my dad because my dad's birthday. I got done
They were in game five on Clubhouse. It was cinema and they won. Let's watch this
Hi, guys, put up the tier 2 stat sheet, baby, if you can.
I don't know how to get that shit.
So I watched the whole thing.
I called Mingo after Lou did an interview.
It was fucking cinema.
It was actually cinema.
I just witnessed Mingo go down one to two in a best of five,
start taking Raw Swigs from a Vaughn Cavadal,
then pull off the comeback all the way in one, T2.
He's the greatest, bro.
Yeah, also like there were speculations
that the enemy team might've been cheating.
I don't know, but this is what Mingo does.
Other thing, this is the only team
that actually like put up a fight with them.
Somebody here asks, do they allow shots in between maps in Pro League?
I would assume that's a big no-no.
Tier 2, it's like a little bit of gray area.
Check.
Mingo, I'm not just saying this to be that guy.
Mingo legitimately plays better when he's buzzed.
When he's drunk, he turns into a psychopath villain and starts rage baiting everyone.
This is not for everyone.
I'm not telling you to drink.
Let me say this again.
I'm not telling you to drink.
I'm not telling you to drink.
For mingo it works. It's the only guy. I know it where it works when he's buzzed. He's un-fuck with a ball
Yeah
Here it is. So chat these are all of the why does it say chicks?
I'm so confused why does it say chicksed is in blackjack, but chicksed isn't black. Oh, he played one game
Okay, so chat mingo is the number one player chicks subbed in for one game and went five and one so listen
Mingo is the number one player in T2
He's
71 kills positive
on a fucking controller if
Mingo goes pro he will be the first controller pro
To be a PC professional player in nine years
He will be the first controller pro to be a PC pro in the last nine years.
J guns on entry plus 19.
Yeah, Jay's turn.
Jay's turn, bro.
But it's cool, bro.
It's like, um, it's just all like the, it's just all my friends, bro.
It's actually insane.
Um, but yeah, Jack, this is why I always say to.
Chase your dreams. Guys, stop yapping. I will literally fucking ban you. I'm not yapping.
Guys, always chase your dreams. And it's funny too, because in the last, like, week, I've really been enjoying siege, like solo queue siege.
I haven't been getting,
fuck!
Fuck!
I haven't been getting team killed.
I haven't been getting stream sniped that much.
I haven't been getting like running into cheaters.
I've been enjoying the game.
Been enjoying Siege and then seeing that last night it was just like so nostalgic.
But yeah, I'm pretty sure Fett did like a full on video.
I'm going to watch some Siege videos.
I don't know if I'm going to watch that because it is literally going over the entire VO5.
But if you like competitive siege, I would definitely recommend watching that.
It's on the FETS channel.
But yeah, this just goes to show you.
This is the video right here, FET posted it 30 minutes ago.
I would definitely recommend checking this out.
I would definitely recommend checking that out.
But this goes to show you, Chad, just how competitive the console tournaments were.
Because we have a team.
This is not the first time this has happened.
We have a team of console players who dominated T3 and dominated T2, insane.
But yeah, Mingo is the highest rated player in tier 2 siege on a controller.
Like guys, that is insane.
That is literally insane.
Highest rated player in T2 on a fucking controller.
That is insane.
What have I s?
Mingo on a controller has just fun t2 with a 2.09kd but not only did a controller player go-
Yeah, uh, wait, read that again?
Mingo on a controller has just fun t2 with a 2.09kd but not only did a controller player go against the-
So this is why Siege is, this is why Siege mobs the fuck out of Counter Strike.
This is why Siege mobs the fuck out of Valorant.
If you're not good at Siege, just say that, Lubra.
This is why Siege is the best shooter ever, because there's no other game where you can
actually have an aiming disadvantage and have a 2KD.
Because Siege is about timing, positioning, awareness, crosshair placement.
Mingo doesn't need to swipe his arm around to be good.
The problem with CSGO and Valorant is they're aim first games.
They're just aim first games and honestly, it's just brain rot.
The thing about Siege is you can actually have bad aim and be a great player.
I mean, let's, me, not to address the 900 pound out of the room here and you guys can laugh it up,
but I've been champed 20 times. I've had a positive KD every season.
I beat Bolo in a 1v1 man on a controller.
T2 players on keyboard and mouse, he did it taking shots.
Mingo was popping shots like Finca, Jernon, Limboos, Smith game.
This guy qualified as a controller player, and players are now complaining saying controller
is unfair and he should be disqualified.
Bazaar!
Yeah man, he's the only one ever.
I'm sure it's unfair.
He's the only one ever.
Yes, you heard me correctly.
People are calling for Mingo to be disqualified due to a controller player having less recoil,
so they're calling it unfair.
But I love everything about it because it goes against all of the sheep for years like their team. They don't scream
They mental chalk their friends. They don't scream mingo drinks while they play. They're on a controller
It's like mingo's on a controller like it goes against everything all of these drone bots think they understand about siege
Like it's just they just play very simple
They don't overcomplicate strats and they mob the fuck out of everyone.
We never thought this day would come, but you may be asking, what does Mingo get winning T2?
Mingo gets a prize full split between his team of 6,500.
I was watching the stream last night, Mingo didn't even take his cut.
He just gave it to the rest of his team.
He didn't even take his cut.
$100, but true Chad.
Bigger picture here is he qualifies for three big tournaments.
Yeah, this is the big deal.
deal.
Ingo and his team now qualifies for NA OpenCup 2026 Finals, SI 2027 Last Chance Qualifier
in the Challenger Series 2027.
Guys, if they win SI LCKU, that means Mingo, Lu and Jay are gonna be at SI.
And Franklin and Boots, they're gonna be at SI.
But what are these tournaments?
I'm not too familiar with Pro League, so if I get something wrong, I'm sorry.
NA OpenCup, which brings exposure and players for contracts from Pro League, which is T1
it's a big tournament for Path to Pro. It's its Invitational 2027 NA LCK, which is a last chance
qualifier for SI, which is the bottom of the barrel. GG to the YouTube stream, by the way. This is
the GG. SI is the one. GG fastest fucking copyright of all time. Austin, you're gone. And the Challenger
Series 2027 is a direct invite to T2C next year. And for Mingo to qualify all of these on a controller
drunk while doing it, people are calling it inspirational. But okay, let's be clear. This
is not an inspiring. Mingo is just literally like the truth. Like, I'm gonna be honest.
Mingo is good when he's sober. Like, don't start picking up leaders of fucking vodka
to think you're gonna be Mingo. Mingo's good when he's sober. Mingo's great when he's sober.
Not only the part where he plays on a controller, I'm talking about the part where he gets drunk.
We are proud of him. I mean, Mingo qualified on a controller. Keeper to mouse players are
calling him unfair which is yeah I'm gonna be honest if you're saying that you are like
you have the smallest penis in the world you legitimately have the smallest penis in the
planet like you have the smallest wiener of all time if you're calling for the one controller
player to have don't do it if controllers unfair pick it up you will be ass you will
be shit you will be dog shit the reason I mean goes better than you is not because his
his aim, his aim is great. He's better because he has better positioning and awareness and
crosshair placement. Those are the three pillars of siege. That's why he's better than you.
Take your keyboard and shove it up your little ass.
CONTROLLER'S ON DUB, BITCH!
Insane. What are your thoughts on this? Be sure to let me know in the comments.
But yeah, and then I also saw this new thing. Um, people are saying like, Mingo now is better
than stop it on control. Yo guys, I'm just gonna keep it a buck. What mingo's doing now,
stoppin would also do if stoppin didn't switch to mouse, stoppin just likes playing mouse
so he switched to mouse. Like mingo and stoppin are the truth. They would do the same shit.
Make sure he's in the snow friends it needs. But um, yeah bro, literally insane. Literally
insane. Guys, this isn't cap, this isn't glaze. Ask mingo. This isn't cap, this isn't
I've played with and against these guys for five years. Ask Mingo. Mingo would, Mingo's, no, Mingo literally said what I just said last night on stream.
He said, guys, Stompin would do the exact same thing if he didn't switch. Fact, facts. People are always trying, the problem with people is they're always trying to like stir up some, it's like guys, period.
Period stop is the truth man goes the truth period
But yeah, man controls on top controls on top controls on top controls on top. We've known this for a long time
You could be good on a keyboard and to be good on a mouse. It's cool, but it's like you're just a sheep
I don't know you're just doing it because you want to you want to aim with your wrist like you're fucking sheep
bro what really gets my rocks off and what really gets my dick hard is when someone like mingo has
a controller and then those mouse and keyboard players complaining that it's unbalanced like
you you got oh you're like he's stunning you bro he's stunning you he's stunning you
and i like i love mingo because mingo is one of the only kids like a lot of siege kids are just so
weird and egotistical and psychotic, Mingo's so fucking cool. Like he's never cheated once,
he's never stream sniped. Like he doesn't have some massive ego. He's just like a cool ass dude,
bro. He's a cool ass dude. That's why I love Mingo. But um, yeah, cool stuff, man. It's uh,
it's sick, bro. They're going totally against the grain. They don't scream, Mingo drinks,
Mingo use the controller. All three big no-nos for T2, but they just won the fucking league.
They just won the fucking league, bro.
They just won the fucking league, man.
Spots with them.
Ricky, this is what I'm like.
Ricky, my dream, I'm going to turn off the chat because half of the shit's raging today.
My dream, Ricky Silva, is I want to own my own eSport.
That is something that I've wanted to do for years.
It's just ridiculously hard to set it up.
But I, some way or another, I don't care how many hills
I have to jump over, some way or another,
I'll have my own Esport.
And when I do, my Siege team is gonna be fucking legendary.
I don't, my Siege team is gonna be legendary.
My Rocket League team is gonna be legendary.
I might even have like a Fortnite team.
Like I wanna get in all the Esports
that I'm actually interested about.
So yeah, but yeah, that's a ways down the road, Ricky.
I'm going to be honest, Jynxie Esport is probably the timeline for that, is like, anywhere in the next two years, one to two years, realistically.
But yeah, we got a banger video.
There are a ton of siege players who-
We got a banger video.
Jack, 15 tips every new siege player should know.
Or no, it just says every siege player should know.
I'm going to see how many of these I know.
Spoiler alert, probably all of them.
There are a ton of Siege players who try to understand the advanced concepts in Siege
before they understand them.
Okay, first off, there's way more Siege players than this.
This is a common problem where people look at Siege players.
They look at the Steam charts.
Majority of the people who play Rainbow Six Siege are on Xbox and PlayStation.
This number is fake.
Majority of the people like PC, I spoke to Ubisoft Dev, he said PC is like 30 to 40%
of the player base.
players who try to understand the advanced concepts in Siege before they understand the fundamentals,
but not you. You are here on this video so you can see that-
The fact that you clicked on this video, YouTube, shout it out to y'all. It means you're taking
the game serious, which I already respect, you kid.
It's that every R6 player needs to know if they want to get good at Siege.
All right, champion, okay, let's- we need to talk about this. Getting champion nowadays
is a pipe dream again, which is how it should be. Ranks should have meaning. For the last three
years, there was 90,000 kids who thought they were good because they got champion and ranked 2.0,
and they played 900 games of ranked and had a 51 percentage. You are not good, you just played
ranked 2.0. Getting ranked, getting champion and ranks 3.0 is borderline impossible, especially if
if you sold on Q. They want to get good at C. Which I like. Rank should have meaning.
Just like in League of Legends, there's only 300 challengers. That's aura. Because they
ruined ranked and gave out champion to everybody in rank 2.0, they need to implement new ranks,
man. New ranks. Because there's so many people that have that charm that deserve it. So whether
you got a- That's my last pause, I swear. Good rank purely off of your aim. Or if you're
brand new to Siege, I guarantee that if you truly understand all of these tips, you will
rank up fast and your KD will increase massively.
Oh, bad agenda. You shouldn't have a KD first mindset. Now, if you're playing Frag, like
if you're playing Ash and Vigil and Mazze and Warden, yeah, your KD matters because you're
playing Frag Ops. If you're playing Support and you have like a 0.9 or a 1.0, that's not
the end of the world.
If you have any questions, follow my Twitch, leave a like, and let's get started.
A very important tip that people need to understand in Siege is your speed changes relative to the distance you are away from the enemy.
That may sound complicated, but I'll make it-
This is ball knowledge.
It's very simple for you.
If I am back here, right, I'm standing all the way back here, and then I move side to side, you can see that I am moving slowly compared to Thunderbird, right?
It's fairly easy for her to track me, and I'm moving pretty slow.
But if I get really close to Thunderbird, now all of a sudden compared to Thunderbird, I look way faster.
On a controller, you'll have to move your joystick further to the side to track me,
and on a mouse, you'll have to move your hand further to track me.
This makes me much harder to hit, because I'm playing close.
This is why, if you are at a long range, you want to not wide swing.
Because if you're far away and you wide swing, you're just moving very slowly across their screen.
And it's very easy for them to track you and kill you.
But if you swing up close and then you wide swing, you can see how fast this is.
It completely screws up her cross replacement and she needs to whip her hand across her mouse pad.
This makes wide swinging if they are playing up close a very free hill.
That's that you drone out Thunderbird and you notice that she's playing bottom blue here.
Then don't wide swing, right? Go for quick peeks.
But if you drone her and you see, oh, she's playing very close on this door,
then wide swing and get a free kill because it will look like you're moving the speed of light on her.
This is also true and like if you're standing directly on top of a wall and you peek out
They're gonna see your elbow
So when you go to peek out stand further back off of the wall that way you can like
Do that faster screen a very important tip for every siege player is to play cut-offs
Not only because there will win you more rounds, but it will literally no one does this because people have the patience of an infant
You need to be pay like this is the golf of gaming bro. You need to have some patience in your game
Also, just make your KD higher with a bunch of free kills a great example is here on bank
If I repel up to these windows here
Then if you're playing somebody like a bono or ace then you can open up this e3 wall
This will allow you to catch people. Yeah, and here's the thing
It might feel like you're doing nothing by holding this angle, but you're literally doing everything because now
No one can answer this hallway. No one rotating right so if they're playing the elevator or if they're playing in meeting
And they try to go over stock. This is just a free kill for you now
There are cut-offs on every single map
So if you can just think about where are they gonna play and then where are they going to rotate to try and find a spot where you
Cut off that rotation and you will farm kills in every match that's an extremely important fact that every siege players need
to know is how flashbangs work. As I'm sure you know from games like Counter Strike or
Valorant or basically any game in existence, a flashbang will only blind pulse here if
it goes off in front of him. So in those games, right, the goal would be throw a flashbang
right here and then swing because it flashes pulse into the flashbang. But the problem
in Siege is it flashes both of you. Flashbang is in front of him. But in Siege, that is
not the case. Yes, if it goes off in front of him, it will flash him, but if you throw
your flashbang here you are going to be in for a bad time because flashbangs are proximity based in
the key to flashing in siege is you have to bank everything so like in this exact scenario i would
aim my flashbang right here i would throw it it would bank land right on him over here and i'd be
able to instantly swing and because flashbangs are proximity based in siege if it goes off this
far away from you, in any direction at all, then you will get blind. You do not need to
be looking at the flashbang. So instead, the goal is actually to throw it at pulse, right?
So you want to bounce it in the direction of pulse. If it bounces off this wall here
and lands at his feet, even though he was not looking at that flashbang, it went off
to the right, it still full blinded him. This will also work, right? Let's say if you quick
This peek and throw a flashbang at him, well, he is blind and you can get a kill with that
flashbang.
A tip that every siege player desperately needs to know is hold tighter angles.
Most people is-
Ah, this is- this is what Mingo does.
This is why Mingo is- he has a 2KD.
Like, this is why.
Especially when they're coming from other games.
If I'm on a pixel peek and I'm going against Spoint, okay, Spoint might be a stretch.
I'm on a pixel peak and I'm going against a good player and they walk into me. It doesn't matter if their aim is better
I'm gonna kill them 85% of the time because I'm on a pixel peak
They see this and then I see that like I have such a larger mass to hit they hold wide
Angles like this now this yeah
This is the first way when I'm guessing ranks like I can just know someone's silver because all the angles they hold are so
Why just fine for other games right like let's say counter strike because in those games as a Rooney swings this angle
You need to give yourself time to react. I'm the artist bro
Uh, if you if you play counter strike instead of siege, uh, you're just like ass at siege. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Timmy got the highest rank on CS in like a week
He's been solo queuing siege for like a month and he's emerald that way you can shoot her as she's crossing
Give this ass that siege, little bro.
In siege, you need to unlearn that
and relearn how to hold angles.
In siege, you need to be holding
extremely tight angles like this.
You can barely see somebody cross here,
but the important thing is that you can see someone cross.
Now there are a couple options
when you see the person on this angle.
Either once you see them cross the angle,
you can swing out and you can kill them
because then you will have an advantage pre-firing the angle.
Or the other option is to just hold this angle
something like a DMR or a low recoil gun and ju-
Dude, I love tight angles. Something about tight angles like physically arouses me.
Like, and it's my- Okay, this sounds pretty weird, but when I'm holding a tight angle,
like when I'm holding a pixel beak and I one tap somebody, like, I almost pre-com.
Just tap the angle. They can't shoot you off of this angle. And if they try, then they're going
to die because the only spot that they can shoot you from is directly where your bullets are going
already. One of the best tips that I've ever given anyone in Siege is to use traps to isolate
angles. A lot of times what I see players do, especially in solo queue, is they watch an angle
like this and then they get shot in the back because they don't think that they need to worry
about it because their teammates should be watching it, but your teammates are terrible. So yeah,
yo, relying on your teammates to do literally anything in solo queue is just insanity.
If your teammates are all dead, instead of getting on a flank cam, nine times out of ten, they're just going to spectate you.
And then when you get flanked, they're not even going to know what the problem is.
That's why traps are good for solo queue players, because you can just tell your teammates to go after themselves, and your traps can act as your source of intel.
Stop relying on them.
Instead, what you can do is you can set up traps to watch the angle for you.
So for example, if you're playing Thorn, put a Thorn mine right here.
here. This way you can safely watch this angle because if they push out into the
hallway the thorn mine will activate or you will hear them shoot it. And now you
know oh I can turn around and I can take this fight. And if the thorn mine
hasn't gone off then you know that that angle is safe. Because thorn has so many
traps you can do that on a lot of different angles right? So you could put
Yeah if you're holding a door where your trap is you're terrible. Like you're
awful. One here for if they walk in that door you could put one in the hallway
You could put one on cool vibes and now you know that no one is pushing in your thorns so broken
The their balancing team is so bad. It's like almost as bad as clashes
Like four thorn traps and barbed wire really guys those spots unless you know about it
Every single siege player needs to learn the lesson of keeping your drone alive as long as
No one does that possible the issue. I'm not even kidding even in champs oral queue
They just run their drone into sight during the prep phase and then they have no drone economy that I see especially with new players
But honestly a lot of champ players as well
Is whenever you're droning you just kind of drone the site and you're like, oh, I'm gonna check out these thorn mines
I'm just gonna get over here and then my drone gets shot
You need to remember that your drone is one of the most
When your drone gets shot you waste 30 seconds if you're an actual high-level siege player
You're going to set up your drone on where you plan on entering from
Because if my drone gets shot, now I have one drone and I have to drone my entry, whereas I guess what actual good players do?
They're in a call or they're in voice chat, and they're like, hey, I have a cam in Aqua.
I'm gonna enter Aqua. Can you hold my camera because you have one guy holding it?
Normally your support player because you don't want your support player to be fighting anyone for the first minute.
So you have your Thermite or your AC or Hibana hold your cam,
And then you're able to take space carefree because you know your teammates on your drone
So then instead of getting in the building at 220 I get in the building at 245
And I have two drones valuable pieces of utility and then I'm in the building at 245
I'm more likely to catch roamers with their pants down. It's like it all just circulates
Bro, it all circulates a game if you treat it like your drone guys you die
Then you will have a much better time in siege because you will have so much
I still think you should have one person on your team
bring their drone into sight and like see what their setup is
because you never want to be attacking totally blind.
Like if you don't know where the site is
and you don't know any of the ops, yeah, you're probably ass.
Like you're probably in a bronze or a silver lobby.
Or information throughout the round.
So for example, right?
If I drone over here and I drone out Thorn,
I now know where Thorn is, even though my drone isn't dead.
And now I can use that to push up, kill Thorn,
And now I can go back and get back on my drone
and find another person to do that with.
You can do this in unlimited amount of times
if you just play safe with your drones.
And not only that, you have two drones.
So even if you make a mistake and get one of your drone shot,
now you can do it again with your second drone.
Now there is of course another option
than just using your drones for that.
You can try and set up three places.
Let's say you spawn at low-
Yeah, or prep camps.
Spawn on Calypso and you drive your drone here into green.
Their goal during the beginning of the round is to secretly set it up in a pre-placed position.
So for example, you can kind of set it up behind this monitor here.
Now this makes it a very hard spot for them to see, but you can tell exactly where anyone
is from the start of the round.
Yeah, there's the issue with pre-places that he's not going to mention.
Pre-placed drones are great, but they're literally detrimental if your teammates are selfish piece
of shit.
Because if your Thermite player physically won't get on your prepped cam, then your prepped
prep cams meaningless because then you're gas lit. So you prep a cam in kitchen, right?
Because you plan on bro, like entering kitchen, but then your teammates who are lazy pieces
of garbage don't get on your camera. Then vigil runs into kitchen without you knowing.
So then you get back on your prep cam, like, Oh, I don't see anything. You jump into the
window and you died in a vigil. Prep cams are only good if someone actually gets on them,
which is what every cop player does. Now you won't even need to drone them. All you need
to do is before you push in, get on your drone, see where she is, and now you can push in
and kill her. An extremely important tip that I see people doing wrong constantly and it is so
frustrating is keep your gun up. There are- OH GOD YES! It's all of the call of duty kids who come
to Siege and they think that like on AEDS like yo it is ACT. The time it takes to scope in and Siege
is a lot. Your accuracy when you know scope is terrible. They have specifically molded
the game to reward you for scoping in and punish you for not scoping in. Always be
scoped in.
So many times where I see people sprinting to quickly-
Remember the guy in the 1v1 on Oregon yesterday when I was solo queueing or two days ago and
he like panicked and then tried nifing? It's like bro, just scope in and win the round.
Cross an angle. When they could have gone across the same way by just spamming the angle
as they cross. But spamming the angle forces them not to swing, giving you a safer time
crossing instead of sprinting. Or I also see people right, like if I think we go to somebody
bathroom and I want to swing this angle, if I'm all the way back here a lot of low rank
players will sprint to the angle and pre-aim this angle and just ADS whenever they make
it to the angle. But imagine they already made it out of the angle, what happens is
now you're still sprinting whenever they can see you, you get caught off guard here and
you die even if you don't sprint right maybe you take the advice of stop
sprinting so much and you walk up to the angle on ADS and then you ADS getting to
the angle while you're only mid ADS whenever you can see Ying and she
catches you off guard here instead it will take you an extra half a second to
just stay ADS right you can sweep this angle here oh Ying's here and now she's
dead because yeah if you're not scoped in and somebody is scoped in they're gonna
get probably six shots off before you can even scope in your gun we're already
ADS. One of the best ways to win more rounds in Siege that every player should know is
just capitalize on weaknesses. So for example, this wall here is usually a le-
Okay, but this is like a broad statement. Like, this is just skill.
...fajrified whenever they're playing party. However, imagine that it wasn't, because sometimes
they just forget to bring some wall denial. In that case, if you notice there's no electricity
on this wall, instantly, and I mean instantly, wasted zero time in getting this wall open.
If you can get it open in the first-
Yeah, then they banned it trick.
15 seconds?
You probably droned it first to see if it's abandoned.
Then that is a massive weakness in their defense that you just capitalized on.
Cause now you have 2 minutes and 45 seconds to clear people out of here,
kill people on this angle here,
kill them on the rotate and take the bomb site.
Another example could be, let's say you're droning down here and you notice,
there's no barbed wire on these stairs.
Well, immediately push up these stairs and take this space,
because you will catch so many people off guard based on the fact that they have no information on these stairs.
An important thing that a lot of siege players don't know is that depending on the scope you're using, your sensitivity changes.
So for example, right, if I put my mouse on one side of my mousepad and I'm looking at his left, my right eye here,
and I move my crosshair all the way to the other side of my-
Yeah, to keep it simple, bro, if you're on like an 8 cog, you should have a higher sense,
And if you're on a hollow or like a one point of scope, you should have a lower sense mouse pad, right?
Then it gets to right here.
But if I use a one X site and I ADS at his eyeball right here, and then I go all the way to the other side of my
mouse pad, it makes it to right here.
I moved my hand at the same distance, right?
And this applies on console.
If you move your joystick a certain amount, your scope will move a different distance.
Because if I swing this angle and then I need to flick to his head or if you're on console, you need to move your
joystick to get to his head, you need to move it a different distance depending on the scope
you are using.
And this can absolutely screw up your aim.
Now this is not to say stop using ACOGs and only use 1x sites.
But there are a couple options you can do, right?
You can go into your ADS sensitivity and you can adjust these accordingly so that way there
is less of a difference between them.
Or the easier option is just to aim train with both.
of ONLY going in the shooting range with a 1x site, use a 1x site and then switch to
an ACOG and do the same thing with an ACOG. Practice with both of them.
Yeah bro, ACOG, high sense, hollow low sense, period, next.
That way you get used to both of the different things.
Or higher, not high!
An incredibly important tip that every siege player needs to know is to have good crosshair
placement.
Okay, this is like, uh, this is like, it's like goonick once you figure this out, bro.
If you start aiming high, if you literally just start aiming high and siege consistently,
your KD will just go up 0.1 in the next month.
Like if you just start aiming high.
Yes, this is-
Because instead of taking four bullets to kill somebody, you take one bullet to kill somebody.
It's literally that simple.
Pre-aiming angles, but that's more of an advanced mechanic.
I mean the most important thing is to not walk around looking at
tight. Because if I'm walking around like this, right, and I'm just gonna walking around checking angles and stuff, and then I see
I like to name this testicle height, bro. Like aim high, please here.
I now need to flick up to him. Whereas if he has good cross replacement the second I round this corner,
I'm already dead. But think about if I had head level cross replacement.
Even if I'm not pre-aiming angles and I'm just sweeping the door frame with head level crosshair placement,
at least I don't need to flick to his head because it's already at the correct height.
Now you may be asking, how do I get head level all the time?
I can't remember.
Well, look at this second buckle on a barricade.
This is head level.
If I stay at exactly this height and turn all the way around,
then you can see it is directly on Mute's head.
And these buckles stay even if the barricade is-
Yeah bro, uh, these buckles are like the greatest thing ever invented.
Wherever this buckle is, is where exact head level is in Siege, so that's a good way to like, know where to aim.
Destroyed.
So, as you're walking through the map, this can just serve as a nice reminder to keep your crosser at head level.
Oh, I'm going through this doorway here.
Well, this isn't on the second buckle, look at the second buckle, and then use that to pre-aim heads.
I recently did a video where I 1v1 viewers and told them what they were doing wrong.
But the biggest thing that I noticed during that entire video is that they were not using utility to take space.
What I mean by that, right, is let's say that somebody is playing inside the stock here.
A lot of times-
If you throw a flash, throw a flash with a purpose.
Don't just throw a flashbang and then jerk off in the corner.
Throw a flashbang and then move off of it.
There's no play with somebody like Azami, but just playing here in general is gonna be hard to deal with.
Because if you try to spam them through here, they can pop up and they can kill you.
And realistically, this is kind of just a 50-50 gunfight clearing them out of stock here.
Now against all of the enemies in that 1v1, what they would do is they would just take the 50-50 fight and then they would die.
Or maybe they would try to just jump in and push me out this way and then I would swing them and they would die.
Yeah, now this gunfight goes from a 50-50 to a 100-0 if he throws the grenade behind this because now this guy has to run.
He knows he has to run, so then you throw the grenade, the cap can starts to run and you literally just prefire him.
The important thing to remember is that you want to do consistently good plays.
So that way it works 80% of the time instead of only 50%.
In this example, you should use utility to take the space, right?
So if I'm Snake, I can scan where he is, and then instead of trying to take the gunfight on him,
I throw a nade at him.
Now this will force him out, right? He needs to leave.
So now he's no longer in stock, and I can take the space off of that nade.
That allows me to get the space without actually taking a gunfight on him,
which is a much more consistent way to push and take space.
A very important tip for every single player in Siege is that kills don't matter.
The n-
I want to kiss this guy on his weiner or the tip, I don't even know.
I was- I've always seen these videos, no one's ever actually talked about this, you're gonna
be clear when I say this.
There are two types of frags in this game.
There are impact kills and impactless kills.
If I sit on the roof of a building and let my entire team die and don't assist them at
all, and then I'm in a 1v5 scenario and I kill three people who jump out of windows
because they're bored, I am literally the worst player on my team, but I'll be 3-0.
Why am I the worst player on my team?
Because I'm not helping my team whatsoever.
But I'm 3-0, I'm 3-0, my kills are there, I have a high score because the point system
can gaslight you.
I'm 3-0, but I am a detriment to my team, literally a detriment.
And kids do not understand that, and they look at KDS like the eternal truth of the game, because they're sheep idiots.
Number of deaths that you have matters a ton.
This is just to keep track of how well you performed during a certain game.
Like, if you're a baiter, you are a detriment to your team.
Like, you can have a 1.7 KD, I don't care.
If you're a baiter, you suck.
Goal on defense is essential.
The most important stat in Siege is your win percentage.
How much do you win if you're a solo queue player and your win percentage is above 60% you're the truth
Like if you're a solo queue player and you're winning 62% of your games, you're the truth
To leave make sure that you have five and have a 1.5 KT and I get team killed and I get team stacked
Five defenders up at the end of the round and the attackers only have 30 seconds left
Now obviously if you're in solo queue your randoms aren't going to do this right there
They're just gonna wide swing, they're gonna die here,
and then you're gonna be down a man.
What you need to be doing is focusing on not dying so much, right?
Don't take bad fights.
If you swing this and you die next round,
just don't swing that again.
You should be playing safe.
You should be steadily moving back,
giving them more space without dying
while wasting as much time as possible.
That way it'll come to the end of the round
and you'll still be able to win the round for your team,
even if all of your teammates die.
Let's say you're playing smoke, for example.
you can use smoke now to deny the plant, right?
If they have 20 seconds left and you have two smoke grenades,
they have to run through this smoke
to get into the bomb site
and that is not going to be good for their health.
So just waste as much time as possible and don't die.
A tip that a lot of players need to get through their head
is that they need to be the guy who does the dirty work.
The question should not be how many kills did you get?
The question should be how many...
I am gonna have to disagree.
If I do the dirty work, my team is not going to capitalize off of it.
It depends.
Like if you're in a stack, you need to do the dirty work.
If you're solo queuing, your job is to stay alive and get kills.
Like get creative, find creative ways to get first picks.
The most success I've ever had in solo queue is when I play selfish.
When I played for my team in solo queue and I need almost every time we lose.
Every time.
that you win for your team.
And stack is totally different.
Siege does not have an economy like Valorant or Counter Strike, meaning let's say you
get three kills and then lose the round.
Those three kills didn't affect the game at all.
Yeah, sure, your teammates are throwing, but those three kills are now completely useless.
That's why the scoreboard in Siege doesn't really matter that much.
I'd rather have, like, if you're gonna get three kills baiting, I'd rather just have
you get a first pick.
Like, I don't know, I'd rather just have you get a first pick.
Because if you get three kills and a 1v5, it's like who can't we lost?
Because if you got zero kills but you defused the bomb, or you planted the bomb, or you
got the breach open, you still helped the round.
The first rule of solo queue is the more you rely on your pig teammates, the less success
you're gonna have, period.
A ton.
So the question you should be asking yourself every round shouldn't be how do I get more
kills because if you lose that round, those kills aren't gonna matter.
The question should be how do I get more first picks?
How do I set up first picks?
Did you get the wall open for your team?
Did you take space for your team?
Did you get the bomb down for your team?
Even if you get zero kills,
if you are winning the round for your team every round,
you can be 0-5 and still contributing in a huge way.
You need to start filling the open space that you have on defense.
Let me just say this.
I gotta be the realistic guy here.
If you go 0-5 in a solo Q lobby of C each,
I don't care what you're doing,
You're probably gonna lose 75% of the time.
Maybe 80. Maybe 90% of the time.
I mean by that is let's say you have a guy playing here in Trophy,
you have a guy playing here watching Big Window,
and you have a guy here watching Top White.
That means you don't have anybody watching Attic.
So instead of doubling up with this guy Trophy and also trying to hold Master,
instead, fill the gap in your defense.
Notice the fact that you don't have anyone holding Attic.
Yeah, it's vice versa too.
If you're attacking your job should be to find the gap and attack the gap if you're defending your job
Should be find the gap fill the gap no one does this and hold it for your team the amount of times
I've just rammed this window and jumped in attic in ranked is like disgusting now
This also applies when teammates die
So let's say this guy dies here to someone pushing master you holding attic should now either play head holes right here or
Rotate to help and this is another thing. Let's say this is a perfect example
Your teammate dies, he's on Valkyrie and he has a Valkyrie camera on White Stairs.
Tell your teammate to get on the White Stairs cam and that way you don't have to watch White
Stairs.
Like sometimes your teammates being dead can actually help, like it can be a benefit if
someone's dead.
Whole trophy.
So that way they can't just run into sight based off of all of this sprees.
Good Siege players are going to be useful when they're alive and they're going to be
useful when they're dead.
another reason why this game mogs CS and valorant if you if you die in CS you
spectate if you die in valorant you spectate if I die in siege I can like
literally assist three kills on cameras base here that they got off of that kill
you should be contesting this door you should be holding this space and you
should be yeah fantabulous video man fantabulous video fantabulous video now
chat there was one other one too there was one other video the chat is saying
that I paused 61 times. Tap! Tap! I disagree. I did not pause 61 times. Watch TV Royale.
I ALREADY WATCHED IT!
Chad, there's one other video.
Hold it up, hold it up.
Hold it up, Chad.
Pardon. What do you mean pardon? What do you mean pardon? When is the last of us stream but probably when I get back from streamer games?
Probably when I get back from streamer games.
Probably when I get back from streamer games. Where's it at? Where's the video at? Where's the video at?
Now chat, should we watch this video?
Should we watch this video?
No, I haven't even showed you yet.
George, we watched this video.
This thumbnail looks peak.
Rainbow Six Seeds has ruined my life.
Should we watch this one?
Maybe we can watch this one in like two days.
Maybe we can watch this one in like two days.
Deji went to the Diamond Gym.
Yeah, I saw that, bro.
I saw that.
I saw that.
Bless him.
Bless him.
Bless him.
Bless him.
Chat, what should we rip?
What game should we get it on?
Chat, should we get it on Siege?
I'm telling you, bro, my Siege passion is back!
No, I'm thinking about it, though. Ben thinking about it, though.
Faze thinking about it.
Guys, um, I'm bout to be, what's it called?
I'm bout to be Emerald.
I've literally solo-acquired every game I've played this season.
I'm trying to keep it that way.
Love my friends.
Love playing with my friends.
The problem is, my friends, I have like the reverse problem.
The problem is, my friends are way too fucking good at siege to where the game's literally
boring.
I play ranked with Mingo, we cannot fucking lose.
Like it's literally boring.
So I like solo queue because it's still challenging.
Like I have to perform well to win.
I like how demanding it is.
The first problem with a lot of people on seed is like
their friends are ass and they play with their friends
because they love their friends, but they lose their games.
My solution to this, listen up.
If you have friends that are ass
and they're holding you back from ranking up in Siege,
What my honest advice is, is to probably get an alt account.
Get a smart account that you don't care about and just lose.
I went nine and two, then got rage cheaters the next game.
Hi guys, what's your current rank right now?
I'm waiting to see when I'm gonna run into like Armageddon.
Bro, if I run into Armageddon, I'm not even kidding.
I dead ass might just solo queue on console.
Like if I run into Fulon Armageddon, I love console.
There's no rage cheaters.
I don't have to worry about, well, hold on.
Console has Zim, Cronus, Elo, Trapping, DDoSing, whatever.
But on the bright side, I don't have to worry
about somebody having fucking wallhacks on the bright side.
Chad, I'm not getting on GTA RP today.
I've streamed GTA RP, like, not like,
I'm not getting on GTA RP today.
I've streamed GTA RP like nine times the last two weeks
and then I did GTA story mode for 70 hours.
I'm not getting on GTRP today.
Poo John, think of it as my own stuff.
You can't just spam GTRP every day
because now I'm gonna kill myself.
Backyard dealer, think of it as your one.
I'm not literally gonna kill myself, but yeah.
Poo John, think of it as my own.
Any league?
Check, here's the thing.
I love playing league.
League is probably my favorite game to play off stream,
but you guys don't want me to play it on stream.
You guys told me to play it on string.
We have each other, I'm gonna get an energy drink
and then add a delay and then shed on everybody's throats.
I'm going to go.
And shot.
And shot. 2-2-3.
D-D-B. Better than me. I'm about to go piss.
We want league. In fact, run a poll. R6 are league. I already don't feel
win.
Who in this chat would blow me, MGTA?
Let's do this.
Oh, I need a delay.
Oh, these stream sniping delinquents.
How y'all boys doing, bro?
Chad, how is your guys' sex life right now, Chad?
Chad, how is your guys' sex life?
Gee, I didn't die, I didn't die.
I'm resetting my stream to life.
What?
So it's going to get bad at mid-emerald, I would say.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, if I get rolled by a guy, I'm going to be like,
Um, yeah, I mean, honestly, if I get rollback, I don't really care.
Like, if I play against a cheater, like, it's honestly kind of just good content.
I haven't run into a cheater yet.
You know, I see all these YouTubers like Skittles who makes like cheater documentaries.
I want to make one of those, bro.
I've never, like, this is the first season where I've only played PC.
Like, I have not played one game of console.
I have not played one game of console.
So yeah, I wouldn't mind making a Tekecha cheater series, like Varsity Makes or Skittles.
Because I know those videos bang.
Band layer, if we get layer I'm going to jump off a building.
Am I going to get voiceband for that?
There's four maps that I literally love and then there's one poop stain.
If I get organ I'll pull it out live.
This is how I know it's going to be a good day, man.
Gosh!
This is how I know it's going to be a good fucking day, boy, Ferdow the Gnavado.
But yeah, like, I gotta remind motherfuckers that I'm the goddamn truth.
60% win% in solo queue, 1.5 kb at ratio.
Like, I gotta remind motherfuckers I'm the truth.
You solo queue Siege man, you need to have at least somewhat of a God complex to get
to the next step.
I'm sorry, this is facts.
You have to understand when you solo queue in Siege, you have four lobotomites on your
team.
It's the same thing as League of Legends, which is why I'll say this here and now.
Rainbow Six Siege and League of Legends are my two favorite video games of all time in
competitive.
They're my two favorite competitive video games of all time because you have four pig
blings on your team, little like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like pigs and you
have to bring the pigs to victory. I have to bust my ass to bring the pigs to victory.
You're Plat 1, Bro-Ski. I'm Plat 1 and I've played 35 different video games this month.
I've gotten team killed and stream sniped and every game I play kick rocks, kid. I have
a 1.5 KT, 60% 1% on a controller and PC lobby against massive keyboard players and I've played
35 different games in the last month.
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Shove a wiener in your ass.
Naomi, think of the father of Ben.
Think of the prime. Quick, think of the prime.
I love games where I have to bring my pigs to victory.
It's why I love League. It's why I love Siege.
Two great...yelp.
Two greatest competitive games ever created.
Sivaccio, think of the father of A.S., think of the father of A.S.
Let's go with Shing.
Vigil roaming, last scene, big tower, big tower, big tower, steps.
CS2 clears, if you prefer counter-strike and or Valorant over siege, you're just ass at
siege.
Just say you don't like strategy, bro.
Just say you don't like strategy and move on.
This is why League of Legends mocks, this is why Siege mocks, because League of Legends
and Siege activate your mechanical skill and your strategic skill.
Counter-Strike, you can do a line of cocaine and then flick.
For a game to be a pure competitive game, it has to activate your mechanical skill and
your strategic skill.
I didn't shoot the default camera report the sky for griefing how did you okay
you got the kill it's all good how are you playing great I'll succeed you didn't
shit a default camera, I'm platinum.
Behind him, I'm in there.
Vigil's downstairs, Jager's attic.
Vigil's downstairs, Jager's attic. This is a free round.
We had sight! We had sight! We had sight for a year! Where was everybody at?!
Oh good, I wallbanged Jager to 5 HP and then of course he just shits on me. He needs a
keyboard to compete. Waste taken for the prime. Jackson in the bottle, Tuken in the bottle,
I'm not changing the category if you haven't already.
Dog-Ting-Advada.
Pardon, what did I say?
What do you mean pardon?
What the fuck did I say?
Pardon what?
You sold?
I wouldn't say I sold.
Like, I'm not going to get rage-baited.
I'm not going to get rage-baited.
Like guys, I lost a gunfight my pig teammates had two minutes to plan and didn't plan like
They literally had two minutes to plan. I lost a gunfight sure, but I like took sight like a man
I let my nuts hang Jake to give it a fine. I'm not gonna get made better though
She think this is one of those rage baiting streams get the fuck out. I'm not gonna get my big today
Today's about locking in and reaching emerald on my go low shit go low
always blaming team well yeah I'm significantly to locate a bomb I'm
significantly better than my platinum teammate so yes I'm gonna blame them like
this isn't I'm not playing with mingo and stubborn bro like this is platinum
one PC like I'm gonna blame them they're idiots you pecked again but we have
psych control for two minutes why is it if you're not planted we have psych
control for two minutes why is it if you're not planted wise vigil wise vigil
allowed to get away with sitting downstairs there that should never be
acceptable unless we are ass
second
cope cope cope support mods ban this kid because he's gonna he's ban him for
intelligence
this guy's jumping out he's a bomb location and defuse it
i knew he was jumping out and i couldn't vault up on the hop up
I'm gonna lose it.
I knew, I knew, I knew he was doing that and I could have not bought it.
Pick it.
Thank you.
I'm done.
FAMO! FAMO! FAMO!
Don't ever make me!
Aruni, how do these nuts taste?
Meaty, thank you for the Q1.
Hello, dude, you're my favorite streamer.
Thank you, Meaty. Love you, bro.
Gixi, why do you play Roller instead of keyboard and mouse on PC?
Because my penis is 9 inches long.
Alright, next question.
Next question.
I don't need my wrist to aim.
I need my brain and my thumbs.
Please add me, I've been watching for so long.
You know this guy didn't shoot a default cam, but I got him.
Shades, think of it as a prime. JJ, think of it as a bitty thing.
Chad, I saw Lacey's doing like, LCQ for Fortnite later in a couple of hours. Chad, should we watch that?
That's in a couple of hours though, like, later.
I think. That could be cinema.
Nice bait. So what I just did for both those kills was not called baiting, that's called playing trades.
So playing trades is one of the things you need to understand if you want to get to the next level
It would be baiting if my kills meant nothing and we lost the round, but I'm trading out my teammates deaths
Common misconception
Plat lobbies by the way well, so here's a couple of reasons why your statements wrong
So first off you're a greasy ass bastard because you call this a platinum lobby when it's a platinum one lobby, which top flat
This is going to be Roman again. Second, the other problem with what you just said is this is a PC lobby
Third the third problem what you said is this is ranked 3.0
So this is platinum one ranked 3.0 one month into the season which actually if you go an R6 tracker right now
Platinum one one month into the season it puts you in the top 7 percentile
So this is the top 7 percentile of siege player base right here right now. Don't believe me bang top 8 percent
Sorry, I'm a lying piece of shit
So this lobby is higher skilled than 92% of the players on PC right now.
If you're plotting to-
You got me.
Calls it out, walks into it, dies.
Okay?
Reloading!
Activating 12!
Cool.
That's why we drone.
That's why we drone.
See, I haven't drone my flank at all, so...
No, we didn't kill vigil so the odds me getting flanked are unlikely
You sit on pillar
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It's not called a cronus.
It's just called aura, bro.
Here are the modifications I made to my controller.
I have one control freak on my right analog stack.
That is literally it.
It's just called pure aura.
9PM EST, okay.
We probably will watch that, probably.
Like I would say 70% chance, because by then I'm going to be emerald, I'm by then I'm
going to be emerald.
That sounds really fucking fun. Lacey's last chance at walling.
I'm gonna carry every fucking game I play today.
If I, yo yo, I don't even know why I'm blaming my team.
If I blame my team a single time today, block me, unfollow me, and report me to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
I will top frag every game I play today.
If not, I'm a failure.
I will carry my team.
I don't care if my entire team goes magicka,
I will drop 25 fucking kills if I have to.
I will carry my team every day.
If I play my team a singular time today, just block me.
Block me on every social media platform
and report me to the Federal Bureau.
I'm literally gonna be at the top of the fucking meterboard
every game I play today, all the way to Emeril.
I think I got a mouse, where'd you go back?
Loose that, you shot it out of my twin.
Loose that, you shot it out of my twin.
You live in mom, you like 50 out there.
Uh, Ben, stop knifeing me, stop knifeing me.
I will shoot you in the fucking face. I'm not kidding. I'm here to carry you. Don't melee me because then I'll actually blow this team up
I'm your carry. Give me the fuck I'm always
Yes, it's ready.
Loose shot.
Asha's wall hacks? Or she's the luckiest person ever? That hole wasn't there before
that she's a spectator glitch. Okay, was that not the weirdest thing you've ever seen in
your entire life? The hole showed up because it's a spectator bug because this game's
dog shit the hole wasn't even there that guy just started shooting common wall
bang yep you're getting fucking banned chicken tendies 55 and waiting for this
forever get the fuck out of here common wall bang chicken tendies really common
that's a common wall bang common that's a common wall bang yeah right yeah right
either literally wall hacks or literally the luckiest person ever there's no
in between. The fact that I didn't even get a headshot wall banged. I got five
time wall bangs on the on the drop in midair. That's disgusting. Baby rage. It's
that baby. It's not it's not it's not baby rage. I got five bullet fucking wall
banged five bullet fucking wallbangs while dropping that's disgusting keep
typing baby maids watch what happens secure the area keep the bombs protected
That's Marzi NA. NA1 Marzi.
Yeah, it's a new drone.
It's loading new magazines!
Loading new magazines!
Shoot these scores! That's a drone for us!
God is showing that all! It's down!
that's what I do when I'm in a lobby that's four drones that's what I do
That's what makes me great!
Wallbang two rounds at a row. All right
Shit on don't ever jump at me. You're fucking terrible. Don't ever jump at me. You are ass. This is my building
Over barricade at the top right.
Yeah, dude.
Like, move up here to the top.
Under, he's under.
Drop right into him.
I
For last operator standing
And my team not good enough to want to kill you want I gotta stay alive
Like do you see how much presence I have on the map it's like
It's like I hacked three cams
I shoot one and then I kill three people like you so much presence I have on the map
This is why I've reached champion 20 fucking times like you feel me on the map like I'm not I don't
Like, you feel me on the map, you feel me in your ass!
You feel me in your ass!
AAH! I'm gonna come!
AAH!
Like, that's the presence! That's present!
Hack three cams, shoot one, kill three players!
Like, I'm felt!
And like I said, if there's a single game where I blame my teammates, grab me by the
clothes and slice my fucking head off.
In game.
In game.
In game.
If there's a single time where I blame my teammates today, block me, ban me, report me
to the FBI.
the god damn truth and I'll win every game so well if I have to
Goodbye YouTube stream probably cancer on YouTube. Yeah, but they don't think about it. I don't think about it. It's your one
Like I'm the truth guys, I'm the fucking I'm the greatest
besides stopping and Mingo
And Casey I'm the
And probably like a couple other people
Top 20 anything negative I'm 462 give all of them
I'm a top 20 controller player of all time
Don't take my word for it. Take stop is word for it. That's word of the king
Word of the king RC's point. I don't compare myself to PC players
Play with mingo love mingo to death kid. That's my boy
I've hung out with mingo in real life 25 times the problem is mingo's too good at the game
And if I get a stack the game's too easy and it's too boring if I get a stack
We win 90% of our games and it's too boring
I like solo queue because I have to carry the pigs to victory mingo's to go
Promise my friends are too good at the game
I will stack don't worry
Like the kid got any song
Loops itself continuously then I won't be afraid no no why must it feel so wrong
Barricade tech, London's from Azzard.
Enemy combatant, close by.
Loading new map.
Loading new map.
Dog shit team, but that's part of the game.
I mean guys what do you know don't blame
team don't blame don't blame don't blame
your team or I'll shove myself into your tight ass sorry talking hand I won't
blame them but they literally have a combined IQ of 90 don't blame your team
or I'll shove my hand up your ass.
Sorry talking here.
VP, think of the bad.
Very think of the bad.
Least schizophrenic champion, it's not schizophrenia.
What it is is autism.
Listen, if you wanna be great at a video game,
but I don't mean good at a video game,
you have to have some type of autism.
It's what I'm trying to say.
Autism is a superpower
Literally not exclamation mark autism
You need to have something some type of autism to be that passionate you need some autism guys
seriously
Rinn they get a bottle of Duke they get a bottle it is literally a superpower guys
Find me the greatest professional player of your favorite game. I don't care who it is
Who's your favorite pro player ever of any video game? Watch them do an interview.
They're going to be socially awkward. They're gonna have a little bit of a
Tism. It's what makes you great. It's autism is the fuel that drives what gaming is.
Literally! Faker definitely has a little bit of a Tism, guys. Faker banged his head
into a wall full velocity because he lost a leak match that's what it takes to be a great
that's what it takes
get ready to engage
I
Zombie a zombie love you to death kid these haddles are terrible whoever taught you this punch them in the throat
I want you to hold a C4 in your hand right here and throw it over this arch.
Hold the C-Board! Hold the C-Board! Hold the C-Board! Hold the C-Board! Hold the C-Board!
Valkyrie! Valkyrie! Valkyrie! Valkyrie! Valkyrie! Valkyrie!
NOW! Get the fuck over here! NIIIIIIIOW!
The keep-up area is activated.
Alright.
she could have got the C4 kill for a minute she could have got the C4 kill for a minute
that
I
You are literally like my fucking god, why'd you walk into him you walked into him while reloading?
Why would you walk into him while you're reloading?
What like yo am I alright somebody should just shank me so I can get off this game
You want the one scenario four seconds left you reload your gun and walk into him and you're a platinum one player on PC
High flies yeah risks his life for no reason to walk into the threat. I've literally I've never seen a worst player in my life
I've never seen a worst player in my life walks into a threat while reloading when he's the defender
somehow some house stays alive then walks back out that is the worst player I've ever seen in my fucking life
Take blame I put striker on one HP then hit a random nomad trap like what do you
want me to take blame for bro I didn't know there was a nomad there
right okay to bomb guys I want you to understand like I want to explain this in
slow motion because I'm literally gonna become a schizophrenic those four
Four seconds left, he's safe. He's standing on a reinforced wall. The round is over, the game is over.
He decides to reload his gun and walk right into where an enemy just fired his weapon.
That is literally horrible. That is like a lobotomy.
Insertion in ten seconds.
Five seconds to go
Alright, um normally at the heart reach or your job is to not die
Get me out of here! Get me out of here!
Wow, I mean, why go thermite? I'll go thermite, man!
Don't go thermite if it's going to sprint out of the spawn like a fucking idiot!
I
Biddles one shot I'm sure he is
Just my bottom 18
I
Don't you drop you bring that player I
Missed him by a art
5v3 scenario, visual ghost, I'M GONNA RUN OUT!
I hear him drop garage, I know exactly where he is, and I miss his shoulder but I get centimeter.
Now this is the cold hard reality of solo queue.
9 and 5 is not enough, like I gotta play better, because like my team is so fucking bad, like
9 and- my 4 kills positive is not cutting it.
That was- I'm not even kidding when I say this.
In terms of a 1v1 scenario...
That was the worst- that was the worst play ever.
Jixi fucking sucks.
Uh, you're 4 and 7, man. I can't hear you all the way down there.
You are literally ass. Hang it up.
Um...
That's what I was saying the link went on my team. Um, I
In my entire life, I've never seen a 1v1
More poorly played than that. That was the worst poorly played 1v1
I'm not even kidding when I say walla. That was the worst shit. I've ever seen in my life
I've got something that like an actual copper five would do and this guy's the PC platinum one
4 seconds on the clock, he gets a kill, 1v1 scenario, 4 seconds on the clock, type Cope
again, I'll knock your teeth in, in game! 4 seconds left, he's safe on a reinforced
wall, reloads his gun and walks at the enemy's gunshots while he's reloading, while he's
Defending
That is the worst shit I've ever seen in my life
Do you know think of a different concept to get back? I'm not coping chat. I'm not coping
I'm a headache
Crammy a river mods eliminate him mods eliminate him
Vote no ban, so we're less likely to get clips of casino
If you ban cafe, I'm gonna team kill you. I'm not even kidding if you're back. I'm gonna team. I bet
See what I mean see what I mean instead of clips over you get organ
if this guy voted to ban cafe like I'm literally gonna shoot you in the head
like obviously in the game I'm gonna fucking team kill if you vote to ban
cafe I'm gonna team kill you like you are a idiot make love I think it's your
one we're gonna vote to ban a top four map wow
How Calypso's on the board?
You're actually disgusting.
Streets, paper, and sword.
Yeah, it wasn't me who banned or whatever.
Oh no, it's all good, man.
We got an organ.
I'm chilling.
I'm just like, if somebody votes to ban cafe
while Calypso casinos on the board,
they literally should be put in prison.
Like they should go to jail.
One G, think about it, it's an L drugs.
It's not drugs, it's Advil.
It's not a drug.
You see no slept on it's not even that bad muted for lack of intelligence guys. It's not
It's not it's not excuses
9 and 5 is not enough. I got to play better, but I can also objectively say that was the most poorly misplayed 1v1
I've ever seen in my life I
Got to play better 9 and 5 is never cutting it
But I can also objectively say, I can objectively sit here and say that was the worstly played
1v1 I've ever seen in my life.
I've never seen somebody misplay a 1v1 more than that, ever.
That was absolute trash.
Trash.
Trash.
Are you playing R6 more often now?
My passion's back, bro.
Yes, I'm still going to play other games. I'm not just going to play Siege.
Like, I'm going to play The Last of Us when I get back from Steward Games.
I'm going to play Chain Together with Loser Rock.
Still going to do Variety, but yes, my R6 passion is back.
I'm the goddamn truth, bro.
I got a solo queue to champion on PC and then measure my 9-inch penis.
I've never hit champion on PC. This is the season.
A bomb must be located at the end of the field.
the worst comes to worst, I'll get a stack for like the last week, but I doubt that.
I mean, it just, it just depends.
I think I'm gonna get champ though.
I
Ain't bad
I
that's why those haddles are terrible
I don't think it's possible.
Let's see what we can do.
Reloading!
One of the four remaining. Bomb has been located.
Come on!
I'm eliminated.
Do you have anything to follow? Yo, Azami, those handles are chopped!
Stop doing the trophy handles on Oregon!
You're not a pro, you're ass! Stop doing the trophy heddles on Oregon! You're not a pro, you're ass!
God, it's like an epidemic at this point. They are bad heddles. Cause I'm gonna fucking fry you, then I'm gonna blow up the wall and take attic.
Stop! Stop! Reinforce both the walls and do the Ritchie C4. Jesus, this strat needs to be burned.
I'm gonna fry you, and then I'm gonna take Attic, and then I'm gonna take your anal virginity.
In game, of course. Like, stop doing the Attic Headles. That shit is ass. That is trash. Stop.
Mirror dog, you get to find him.
Hey, let's not reinforce his d-
Let's not reinforce!
Reinfor- Yo, they give you reinforcements for a reason. Use them.
Double reinforce the trophy walls, make scene 4 holes above, and then throw a C4 over. It's that simple.
Need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Somebody mute the alien bottom left, mods, eliminate him.
everyone's in it, it's the same skill level, Jinx.
All right.
Meet the alien in the bottom left corner.
Yeah, I appreciate that, bro.
Midi, thinking of prime.
Wally thinking of prime.
Insertion in five seconds.
Who are you feeling like?
Who are you feeling like?
Yeah, she has the timing down.
I think they did it.
They did it.
Watch out for the cams.
We need to find these.
Oh my god, it's closed.
Yo, uh, Thermite, the wall.
I don't know what's keyed in.
That's kids, you have.
Load it in there.
Nice guys!
Bombo, bombo, bombo.
Go thinkin' about it, Emily thinkin' about it, BM thinkin' about it, Mitch thinkin' about it, Keaton thinkin' about it, Warbgobble thinkin' about it.
Rekai has started his live stream on Twitch. We out.
Yet again. If you prefer, like, I don't care what you do, you don't have to announce it.
You can just swiftly exit the channel.
You don't have to fucking announce it. You can just dip you can dip
No, but they can follow up chasing the ball up
Jicks you do 1v5 copper maybe tomorrow. I'm trying to grind right to the back trying to grind right to the back
Kaisen at and raising up gotta go enjoy the stream bro again guys enjoy the stream you're not to announce what you're doing
I don't want guys. I don't I'm gaming
Damn, they can define. Miss it, they can define. How do I change my prime sub to Rekai?
Damn, I don't know. I don't know. Ask Google. I don't know, damn.
Made, they can define. They can define.
I'm eating chicken nuggets while jerking off to your stream.
We need to locate a bomb.
El Sord loser, it's not Sord loser.
It's when I lose a game because my teammate has a 56 IQ, it's a little bit frustrating.
It's like, oh!
Yo Jinxie, watch fortnite4n.
I'm trying, like no, I'm really trying to focus.
I've had to mute two of my fucking teammates this game.
I'm not watching Fortnite porn?
I know what you're trying to say.
I'm not watching Fortnite porn.
Get out of my community!
Get out!
Located in the fuse bomb.
If you're actually one of these little kids typing this,
here's the door!
It's one of them. It's one of them. It's definitely Flores, cause he turned. It's definitely Flores,
because he turned
Is that like a pumpkin pumpkin?
I need a bill out
I love you
teammate aren't you right there teammate
teammate aren't you right here
Reloading cover me
The fuser has been secured. 15 seconds left.
10 seconds left. Located solid.
5 seconds.
The fuser is no longer in possession.
Call it baiting, I mathematically can't win it.
Call it baiting, I mathematically can't win it.
No do it, call it baiting, it's mathematically unwinnable.
It's mathematically unwinnable
Baiting baiting baiting sure sure it's mathematically unwinnable. I'm staring at an Aruni and a 1v3
What do you want to do? Go stick it into one
Jinxie, have you gooned to the new ice spice for night skin yet? You're a five months up
This is the bullshit that I'm talking about. You're a five months up five months
Bro, you're a five-month sub typing this shit.
What?
High-five, what do you mean fair?
Jixi, I've had a boner all day.
Again, I'm not your doctor.
I'm not your health physician.
Get that shit checked out.
If you've actually had a legitimate boner the whole day, talk to someone, anyone but
me.
You probably have some shit going on.
You shouldn't have a boner for more than 20 minutes.
For me too.
Your nose looks wider today.
See, there's certain people that watch the stream and harass the gameplay, but then there's
a sick, probably 5% of people who actually just stare at the facecam.
I have to cam and will my shot it
All right.
Oh, I'm talking about trophy, those are good. We need to reinforce those.
Fuck, this guy's probable.
Did you jump out you mother fucker did you jump out
We get back at it
Yo, Ash White, Ash White.
He knows?
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows.
Ash is down.
Ash is down.
And Shelfie.
Guys didn't say Ash White?
He said Ash is White.
Ash is White.
He didn't say Ash White.
Left operator standing.
guys didn't say ass wipe he said ashes white ashes white you're not saying
have a right left operator standing
Mission failed all friendlies were
Well my what's going on bro you're jumping out of windows
Well my what's cash was why bud?
Ash was down I killed Ash
So good
right jidler who's jidler bro jidler yo what my what my we need you alive
bro we need you alive in my period if you want to win you want to get to the
next level stay alive you you bro yes you yes you bro what
Stay alive so we can win
What?
This guy's gotta be fucking trolling me this guy's gotta be fucking trolling me you look like an unclipped toenail
Yet again, bro. It's just hurtful shit. What do you mean? I look like an unclipped toenail
Wait, what are you talking to me?
I'll show you the truth
Yo, I don't know why the one I flew out of a window for no reason and died last round clean that shit up
But we're gonna know for no reason. Yeah, we had a reason to do that. What was his reason?
Oh God I killed
So if I told you to do a 360 nose cuff and then you die, is that a good idea
Yo, can't stop him.
Yeah, I can use the rifle.
Loading, new magazine!
Down to 10 seconds.
Five shots left.
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
JOOOOOODD!!!!!
Aces, Aces, Aces...
Aces, Aces knocked, Aces knocked his bomb.
No, he's in Grudge, in Grudge, he's in Grudge!
Yo, I need you to stay alive, bro, come on.
Ass-white, I knocked Aces.
Well, it's not dead in see is he still here because he's 50 cent I put like nine
I don't know bro. It's math aces 1hp
My there's a kid spamming green apples trying to end the stream yo little kid shut up
There's a kid sitting here spamming green apples trying to end the screen.
This shit's not working here!
Come on, get ready. Let them come.
Once on this window, then I just banked the top main window, top main window.
It's Graham, he's about to jump in, he's about to jump in.
He's about to jump in top main window Warden you might get a free kill nice
One life ace is 20 health by the way, so just aim at breathe on his wiener and you'll kill ace breathe on his wiener
Jynxie would you rather eat a pussy or suck a dick?
What type of quet- Yo, focus on the game!
Focus on the Mac!
What type of question is that?
uh trophy trophy trophy it's Sophia laying down laying down trophy laying down laying down
don't you know these callouts like don't you know these callouts though
15 seconds yeah shut up all right
up for last operator standing
five seconds to go up for how long is the longest you've lasted
Who's that Mazibra? I need you to stay alive.
Yo, BB's coming out. Let's be nice. Let's be nice.
Let me know. I'm gonna say this off the actual rip.
My- yo, what am I?
My first pick death and yours are two totally planets different.
I knocked Ace and put Zofia on half health. You just died like an idiot.
Don't-
Me? Me? Yeah, I said you 20 times, you little shit!
What do you mean you're talking to the other kid faster because the other kid was with mine this time I was with not you as well
They banned me. It's the guy at the bottom. It's the guy at the bottom of the board that guy
And call them left. Oh, I have streamer mode on bro. Yeah, let me get it. Yeah, I'll show you how to use them
Yo, get off my I'm not even trolling get off Masi kid. I'm not I'm not kidding. What you
You have to get on the street.
If I get Fawzi, I'll have three camps.
Who are you?
Get off me.
We got a kid.
Get off Fawzi.
You are a nobody.
Hoarder, negative prime, SQ, negative auto, rep, negative auto, HG, negative auto, Tram,
negative auto.
I'm not going to get rage baited.
I know this kid's trying to piss me off and that's what he's got planned right now.
I'm not going to indulge in this rage bait bullshit
The devia requested a train
I don't blame the devia for requesting a trade we are
We're ass! We're ass!
He's like unbiasedly our best player. We're ass!
What's the longest you've lasted? Hi guys, I'm not answering that bro.
42 seconds.
42 seconds.
Chad, I thought quick, young.
Quick, young.
Normally, like,
nine pumps is my maximum, and I'm out.
Wait, you love me, huh?
So he's going through the smoke, that's not my fault.
I
Do docked I missed him I'm not bad bro
This guy's dead in three seconds
What?
I can always carry the agency just so I know it's not a bad guy.
Yo bro, I did climb that game! Nobody got carried! What?
Thank you, I carried the ass! Thank you, I carried the ass!
Yeah, I have five assists. I'm like John Stockton.
Yeah bro, oh, you want a streamer to add you back?
Just start screaming and blow out his ears. Sure. That's gonna work.
I literally would have added that guy.
I literally would have added him.
I'm not doing that.
We need Carter.
No, no, we don't.
That's like saying we need an epidemic.
We don't need Carter.
Thank God Carter left the stream.
I'm about to go piss, bro.
Add me back.
And then he just starts yelling.
Alright, every time I go AFK,
I come back to Calypso Casino.
Please don't let that be the case. Please!
I'll be right back.
Black ice in my ass.
So what is good?
Hi guys, what do you do?
Why did two players leave?
Why is there a silver on the other team?
Well, there's two emeralds.
I thought rank 3.0 was supposed to patch this up.
They have to be queued together or I'm literally gonna quit.
How is there a silver with two emeralds?
They have to be queued together.
I'm all like I left I came back. It's like a nightmare
It's like a nightmare
You're against Mingo
Say well, ah, yeah, I'm against Mingo. Say well, ah, yeah, I'm against Mingo
Say well, ah, yeah, I'm against Mingo
I just shit myself I just shit myself I just shit myself
yourself. Quit the fucking game. Uh all right. Yo, happy Monday to you two. Yo guys,
I think we probably just vote to surrender here. Our two minutes left to go get pizza
rolls. How's your day? I'm down. My day is good bro. How's your day? My day is good.
My day, you know, perfect. My day was good so I got this shit out of some app that nobody
Yeah, you sound like a fucking monkey baboon. I'd watch your mouth
Like that get you wet
Society that's created bro, that's just tragedy. Yeah
I'm just repeating whatever I heard on the incident on reels bro. I love black people. I got black friends
But it's just I can't even do this guy because this game is shit. I can't even do this
I mean, what do you want to do about it?
You play you should have been swallowing you want to switch me down or something bro?
There it is it was only a matter of time it was only a matter of time search blocks in the bottle
It took three games, but we ran into our first, like, psychopath, racist, sociopath, loser.
And I can't even mute him because we're in the surrender screen, which grays out the mute button.
Holy, what's it called? V2Vay actually requested a trade. Let me see this.
Because I know you guys aren't trolling because it's such a random thing that like I know you're not trolling about it
It's so random to troll about this
Vita van news
Long time bucks defensive tackle Vita Vaya has requested a trade sources say 12 minutes ago 12 minutes ago
Yeah, Vita. I love you, bro. I don't blame you get the fuck off this team this team
Sorry as fuck top bowls murdered our franchise single-handedly
Okay.
Top Bulls, you took a Superbowl winning team, laid it on fire, shoved it up your ass, then
diarrhea all over the toilet.
Top Bulls, I dead ass despise you, bro.
I will not go to a Bucks game until you're fired.
You are a horrible coach.
Yeah, guys, no ban, no ban, no ban, no ban, no ban, so we're less likely to get Clip
So no bad so what's I'm gonna get some of this out?
Top champion struggling in black. I don't really know if I'd say I'm struggling
I sort of just come in and get buckets
I'm like Damian Lillard like what do you I'm already struggling can this headset not do this?
I'm not struggling. I'm sort of just getting buckets
I'm the top player on my team 80% of the games I play all of my teammates have a 45 IQ
I'm the point of difference. I'm dead ass messy. I'm literally messy. I
Can't think of a better comparison mid-national team, but I just scared. I'm literally messy
Watch your tone kid. Hey, hey chat listen
Men lie women lie numbers don't but a bing by the boom
Men lie, women lie, numbers don't.
Snows take over to tier one.
Then that's a man.
Mingo said play four three.
Mingo, four three makes me play better, but it makes the stream look worse.
And I'd rather have the stream look worse.
Or the stream look better.
I'd rather she look better.
That was the most disgusting sound I've ever heard come out of someone's throat.
So can someone explain how there's two golds, a silver and an emerald on the other team?
They have to be queued together.
I think you can locate a bomb.
Yeah, like, if I go 4-3, I'm gonna play better, but my stream's gonna look like shit,
and I'd rather have my stream look better for y'all,
because, like, I prefer that.
Antoine, thank you for your time.
It doesn't matter that much.
Somebody say matter.
BRD, they're gonna be 2-1.
I see them downstairs, guys.
Yeah, it literally sounds like they're upstairs.
I think they're upstairs.
I don't even think they're down.
I don't think they're down.
Yeah, they're up, bro.
Nice call, man.
I can't believe it was a bomb.
You've located a bomb.
Make your way to its location and accuse it.
And your demolition operator's down.
Repeat, operator's down.
Yeah, I know the operator's down.
I uh, saw his face get melted
Fuckin' the top, but we gon' get it straight
I'ma turn this game down every day
I get the money and stab the way
I move the solo, can't fucking no snakes
Pull out the bands and I got em' a maze
Shit, fuck me, fuck me, fuck that Jace
If I started reloading 0.4 seconds earlier, you're dead, you're literally an idiot.
If I started reloading 0.4 seconds earlier, you're dead.
That's annoying.
Mutes, mutes 20 HP.
Mutes, Mutes 20 HP
Okay, I like mutes like 40 HP
See twitch has a chit
Twitch has a champion player card. Is that a mingo charm?
Twitch has a champion player card
Is that my father?
Be more quiet.
My parents are sleeping.
Sebastian, lower the stream volume.
I'm not like Sebastian, Sebastian, lower the stream volume.
What?
Why is no mad solo pushing?
Why is no mad solo pushing?
Fuck it at top, we don't get them straight.
One of them is literally behind the brick half wall, like just right inside behind that wall.
I would not walk through that smoke.
This guy's a controller and he has a mingo charm.
He's literally sitting right behind that brick half wall.
Brick half wall, brick half wall. Yep, yep, yep, yep, right there, right there.
Okay, nevermind, he's on the wooden desk right next to you. Wooden desk, wooden desk, wooden desk.
No, to the right, to the right, to the right, to the right. Yeah, close right, close right.
Yeah, right there
Yeah, nice nice calm dog. Yeah, of course, but thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Wait, who's got the champion charm the twitch the twitch? Yes, bro. That's me. That's me twitch
Were you PC champion or console? No console console. Okay, Vamo Vamo Vamo. Let's do this
Just like you bro. I learned from you
Hey, thank you, baby. Hey, thank you, my boy
See bro, a lot of people like to say I'm shit, but it's cool when people like got the guys a council champ
But he said he learned from me like that's the type of shit that I'm talking about kid. That's what I like to see
But I think it evolved up we can tell what do you mean we can tell you could tell what?
Hey, Jinxie, I'm going to shower with your stream on
guys I don't prefer knowing that your penis is out while you're watching the
stream literally like I'm not even kidding you guys could tell me you're
taking a shit you could tell me you're eating I don't anything involving your
guys's penis is being out I don't want to hear about it I don't want to know
about it like I don't want to know about it you're showering watching the
stream that's a little fucking weird bro your balls are out right now I'm
I'm gooning right now, what did I just say?
What did I just say?
I don't wanna hear about that, bro.
We need to locate a bomb.
Can you end the stream already?
What?
No, I'm not ending.
Your chat, should we watch Lacey try to quality
at night, man?
We need to locate a bomb.
Yes or no, should we watch Lacey try to quality?
That could be pretty funny.
Bugsy, they get a bug.
It's last chance.
Jay, they get a bug.
Watch your toes, boy.
All right.
Chow, we'll run a poll on it.
Like in a couple of hours.
Yo, I'm gonna fling down serious one time.
Right now, we're trying to get Emerald.
Bomber, bummer.
Five seconds to insert.
So slow.
Chow, I think we should do the marathon.
I think we should do the siege marathon.
Can't end until I shoulder the champ!
SINEMOTE!
Can't end until I shoulder the champ, that ass!
On PC!
I didn't drone anything, I'm actually playing like a piece of shit right now.
Nah, but I don't need to drone, I'm a real ass crap.
I
Much me pink danger
I could do the stop and strap hold up I'm gonna do it
Oh, okay
Yeager's third floor and he flanked me
Wait, yeah, you ran back upstairs. She went all the way up top. Yeager went back up top
What why's this guy's third floor? That's not even what my teammate pinged either. That's like another guy
I
Dixie I love your smile any twitch prime stuff. What an absolute legend bro. Thank you, man. Get that
I mean I was doing that yeah, he's just upstairs
Like he would like games lots of games
Someone's games someone's I think there's two roamers guys
I knew it.
Alright, Jidj, Thermite, if you win this, $1,000 paypal, voila.
The diffuser is no longer in your possession.
Up for eliminated all friendlies.
Johnny, think of the prime, Rex, think of the third one, Fantasy, think of the prime.
Yeah, that was bad. I'm not gonna lie. That was bad. That was really bad.
Your type of A. So whatever somebody just absolutely whiffs, it's my A.
J, think of it a prime. Fantasy, think of it a prime. We don't even know reality from fantasy.
Yo, Nick. Yo, what's up, man?
We can't begin first fix.
Okay, like, I mean, do you want me to be real here or do you want me to be fake?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no be real don't be real
I mean yeah, yeah first picked is like half your guys's fault you guys enter the building and Yeagers just above you
We're outside the breach. Yeah, not all of you were outside the breach sugar plum like what?
Yo, it's all good they're gonna go upstairs man like let me lay this hammer down
Team move jc with the switch drives up what?
No accountability. Yato, shut the fuck up legitimately. Yato, if my teammates enter a location, and I enter a location, and then I get flanked after entering the same location, it's half my fault, half their fault.
You can use your drone to locate him.
None of us drone'd.
We don't even know reality from fantasy.
Jinxie, your shirt is fire.
Thank you, bro.
Like, yo, yo, thank you, my boy.
Thank you.
Still no accountability, I see.
No, no, it's not about fucking accountability.
It's not about accountability.
It's about I'm addressing the problem boom that simple
Hey from India
You're watching this hold up
What time is it in India?
What time is it in there?
No, they didn't.
See, chat, this is why platinum players don't get out of flat.
They didn't break the glass off big window.
Free kill.
Starting shot, go.
Oh, not a Rootie so ass.
Not a Rootie so ass.
the
top of the
top of the
top of the
top of the
Big-time players make big-time plays remember that kids
Docs
Okay, Dark is gonna play on the half wall. The whole round, trust me.
One half wall remaining.
Dark's gonna be half wall. Vamooo! Nice guys!
I'm going to be one. Friendly missions successful.
See Jack, on this one I'll be accountable because I should have rammed the door flash close.
I should have rammed the door flash close.
Watch Lacey with Aussie tonight, I probably will.
It depends it depends it depends depends on the siege games go if I'm literally dropping 25 kills a game. I'm gonna stay on siege
Right now. I'm one in three leaf
Right now one in three Lee. So you know what I missed bro. I want to do like I just wish I could do
I wish you go down cuz we have Caitlyn banded up the all
Not a bad shout kid dude, I missed the console tournaments, bro
I wish we could just do one more console turn one more rotor prime
That's what I missed bro. I just want to do one more Rotor Prime, but bro everybody's in PC now, bro
Everybody's a pro like it's just crazy
Yeah, I imagine one more like gigantic Rotor Prime with like a ten thousand dollar prize pool and there's like 50 teams
And it was like ten good teams. That'd be peak
Mixed again the vibe, but it's just those days are gone
And here you are absolutely useless yo jam if I was absolutely useless I wouldn't have a 1.5
killed at the ratio with a 60% 1% also look you while getting streams night and team killed in
half of my games you know what you see is Jenny you're the hairline yeah I'm just full of Sundays
I'm not gonna lie bro! Watching mingo of them yesterday winning t2. That shit sucked a tiered on my leg. Like I missed one prime bro. I missed one prime.
When is out in ring dlc? I don't have an exact date yet but we're gonna do it. Don't have an exact date yet. Maya, I'm thinking if I gifted Maya.
General ready to activate.
Get the assertion.
Bottle locations are secure.
Right left from beneath now.
The last of us first. Yes, the last of us is going to be the first marathon I do.
Then we're going to do chain together with Flosenron.
Those are the next two marathons. After that, I don't know.
My microphone keeps doing this thing where it's like flinging.
What is that?
I bet he no scoped me, I bet he no scoped me, won't lie bet he no scoped me, I mean slightly
blessed.
My teammate's gonna shit talk me which is all good in the hood but if I get that kill
They have no heart breach or in the round immediately ends. I just got literally like complete lock head shot
In blue sir to my stomach, bro. I
Killed black about his outside trench. I'm sorry guys about piece of garbage
another one blue
He was on the platform
I
Like
Understand callouts like me
You know when he comes upstairs top less main in kitchen right now that guy's point. Let's just hold site. He's breaking the hatches
He comes west main
I'm gonna scare blue
You see a flexing
Bandit has one band that has your blow don't hold below. I think I hear one
Keep on this
This way off the noise boy
Backside trench that you can resin hope you could run back and resume life. He's yeah, he's literally on the site door
Sight you could run back and resume life you want
I'm gonna be honest, y'all are the best team I've had so much to you, y'all are the best,
I'm actually selling him or winning.
No, no, no, just breathe, bro.
I mean, I'm getting out of that one, it's all good, I'm getting out lucky, I'm not
selling you, I'm getting out of it.
I mean, you ran out on him, that's not really luck.
I caught him on the third and he no scoped me with a first bullet headshot, like it's
unlucky if I kill that guy they have no arc breach and the round immediately ends.
I like I'm not I'm not gonna like I'm not gonna sit here and take it up the ass when I'm making good plays
I'm just getting unlucky
The only round where I launched was when I died the dog. I didn't watch that. I should have flashed close
You're a waste of electricity ah
What the fuck is wrong with you? What who says that?
You have more inches than kills
Okay
We'll try not to sprint outside this room
Yo guys, I understood. You know what you guys are you got this just breathe, bro. You got this to do it
Oh, I know I got this. I'm good. I'm chilling. I'm getting unlucky, bro. It is what it is. Bro said we
All right, y'all want y'all want three kills this round bet protect the bomb
Yeah, to make sure you always reinforce this side and make a rotate on this side, I actually
fucked up my teammate behind me.
This is way better because now if they go to K9, they can't see shit when we rotate.
We're LARPING SKILL!
Um, do you even know what LARPING means?
I HAVE THIRTY THOUSAND HOURS
ON THIS DAY!
I'm not LARPING, shadey little twerp!
Free kill him, free two one!
One for me, I'm just gonna come up, uh...
All right, lock in, jitty!
I actually just can't get a kill. I mean, I shot him in the hair follicles.
do you like it? one down side
this is such a good spawn peak
one's on that, come on man
might be walking up solar
yeah probably solar, it's probably
so if you have breath solar cam
she's already up
four located a bomb protect it one friendly operator remaining
let's just won't be fine if you got that me
why did I go for the finish I'm a piece of human garbage why did I go for the
Oh my god, they're gonna rush out when you try I think I
Mean literally just barbed wire will do a barbed wire will suffice
Retweet retweet retweet. That's the only thing I've said in the last three hours that you guys have retweeted. This is disgusting
No, honestly, bro, just go bar go bar and just roam. I see it. I have a perfect sight set up
are you on the king we go to the cake to cake tube sit site we go no no go
kitchen go kitchen go kitchen go kitchen go kitchen I like that I like that
shot a tube sit site and then we get three roamers up top and make vert on
site and they literally lose we need barbed wire barbed wire on the garage
stairs walk up garage stairs walk up actually someone else go to I'm gonna
play upstairs we need cake tube and then we need three roamers upstairs and they
Literally lose cuz they're fucking terrible. They've never played against a strategy. They're
No, box on box ones are fine. That's good. We need barbed wire on West Main Stairs. That's all we need
Yeah, I got that bro just running around I'm not running okay, I'm
Salvation
I
Wish you get this warrior
down to 10 seconds
Five seconds left.
You want me to pop the hatch or reinforce it?
I just broke your chain and I'm sorry
I
That's so fucking wait nobody you broke it get off my team
I'm doing this so I'm gonna die no one set up site properly. I think so much
Almost fucking died setting up
The top floor already I think
Damn, I just get shit on him.
Wow, he knew I'd rebake.
There is three people pushing upstairs they're in the stream whoa I mean
they're just doing like a full pot to bot clear
Yo Sophia's West Main free kill free kill free kill somebody should swing her she's
standing right here she went down she ran away she ran away there's three
people up top how is he in nobody's West Main tube I have a camera on it you
don't have to watch it. West main, west main, west main, bottom west main, shot cam. Nice!
That's so slow. They're out of sight at a good spot. They're running backwards. They
ran back. Boys, remember, if we retake, we have vert, they can't plant, they can't plant.
One's walking out right now. He's knocked. Case is there, case is there. This guy's knocked.
so once injured both both are 2 hp once injured literally injured remember they can't plant because
we have vert there's two here two here bombs right here
once we went to the breach i think i've already yeah there's two on one pin
the case is still here he's walking up we grab cases running back they can't plant because of the
the verb. One friendly remaining. You have a bird, you have a bird, just wait for the
plant. Fifteen seconds. That's not the planter, that's not the planter. Ten seconds left.
I'll reinforce like 9 walls to make 25 rotates.
But what did we even do?
Like one thing, this is a plat, we're not pros, we don't know every single strat.
Guys I just needed people to reinforce the up top walls, bro.
Yeah, but there's no comms.
Yeah, but if we have seven reinforcements in our pocket, there's clearly a problem.
If we have seven reinforcements in our pocket.
But I'm two and six, I'm getting passed around like a blunt, so I gotta play better, sorry.
There was also no fur.
I made all the fur, all the rotates and reinforced six walls, and then get fried, of course.
of course. You're a waste of wifi. Okay. They are gold now, but the one guy's a
Well, yeah, but that's coach information, by the way.
OK, let's stop with the propaganda.
So who made Virk besides me?
No one.
So no one made Virk besides me.
So I did make all the birds.
And I reinforced I reinforced three walls upstairs,
made head holes, made two side rotates, made footholds on site.
I almost died.
Round over.
Twice.
Yeah, round over just restart here. We win this attack. We win difference and I get to go eat
What are you gonna eat? We're downstairs, I think
Yeah
Going like grim hard good charges
You okay somebody go thatcher cuz there's gonna have a cave. I just want to be able to get the walls
Ten seconds to go. I'm gonna trick honestly
That's you spawn like garage with me. I want to get trench walls
You must locate and defuse the bomb.
Yo yo, that guy went up West Main, that guy's trapped, that guy went up West, he ran back, he ran back.
Good shit, man, good shit, Sledge.
I guess. You guys up. Move, move, move.
I'm looking for enemies!
Okay, I'm trying to fall off.
Okay, you did a copy.
The zombie was behind the zombie.
They're both there, one's in the hatchroom and another guy is right outside.
of
the
death of
death
of
We just gotta slow down in that scenario.
It's a 5v3.
We're dying before the explosion even happens.
Oh my god.
That's just a pure cell.
Like, it's a 5v3 and we're dying before the explosion even happens, man.
just shove a dick in my ass. We have to slow down.
You have just in such a fuck scenario. And the kid just
fries me, of course. Yeah, this is probably a L, bro.
Just slow down. It's a 5v3, man. I got just such a cell.
I could have like flashed pillar and then sprinted at the guy blue, but I'm just like it's just such a it's such a bad fight
I'm 70 HP teammate needs to go get a pizza roll. Oh my god. He came back up every time
Yeah, I mean you guys can say three and seven this is literally the worst game
I've had in like three months. I have a crazy shot with Casual just bear with me. Okay. I'll take care of me
3-7 Kevin! No! Laugh it up! Have a good time! I never do this bad!
I'm getting so fucking unlucky this game.
Secure the bomb.
I gotta get back to my roots and just play aggressive as shit with Mazi.
I'm like trying to stop too much. I just gotta play aggressive as fuck with Mazi.
And every time I try stradding I just lose.
I got a flag or a ship with multi, period.
Yo, I feel like they're doing a solar take because no drones are over here.
Yo, do you have like proxies or something for solar?
Uh, yeah, I can try to get there.
Yeah, this is gonna be a solar take.
A little more solar.
Five seconds.
Pop or has yet to locate a bomb.
Yeah, it's a solar take.
I'm going to kill you.
Breaking glass on solar windows.
This one, campfire.
Gitch.
Nice, Douglas.
Stop, boy.
This guy's calling me Douglas?
No, come here, come here.
Yeah, this is what I gotta do.
I'm gonna watch from where I'm going.
Hold on.
solo queue and it's gotta get aggro on the roam
is he still soloing?
I knew it was a solo take too
see why I'm just next level
I know it's a solo take just to stop the fact that I have to know cams
so I know their cams are coming over here
yo jinx jump in your bottom what's mean
he's swinging you swinging you swinging you right here
staying on ping
right right
he's in kitchen in kitchen
I'm catching up, okay?
Everyone just chill, please.
That cage is so solid.
I don't know the timing came in the blue game if you have it.
Please let me hear.
One library.
I'm paying back to top mess.
I'm what in desk.
Walking up top mess.
I'm a nicely doubled or up for last operator standing
Literally one yeah, I'll say one downstairs
Vita Vaya requested a trade bottom of the main stairs
Right here on directly on pink sitting directly on pink right here moving up right here. Thanks. Nice job boy
Yeah
You get six kills dude
Bristig what it's about
You play so good you're just getting unlucky fake let go people are gonna say fake chatter no appreciate
I was getting so unlucky at the start of this game, and then I over complicated with Stroudy
I roam with mazzi, and I drop my nuts on people so that's what I do. Yeah, they got to go upstairs
I mean, I could go highway and clear you too. We just need a we need a breacher like a Habana or a grin. I could go Habana, but if they go.
Just set up cams to see what they're doing see what they're doing
I mean I could go highway and clear
We just need a breech we need a breacher like a habana or a grin. I could go habana, but if they go
Hey, I mean, I think yeah, kens kens factory obana should be enough
We have twitch to which could probably like break a cave. I doubt they're gonna go k-tube. Oh
No, keep in case and then they they're gonna put the head on so they can't even put bandits down
They can't ban a trick because we can just go below and buck in if they do they'll just die if they ban a trick
I'll go have a bomb. We need to locate a bomb
We need the bullets here
Yeah, it's not about shout kid. We just got to get like fireplace control man and then
Yo, i'ma be honest
Chalk the sledge and go like gridlock that way they can't flank they literally can't flank like just throw gridlocks on stairs
The rough stairs with the Azami, someone might want to play like Floor is or something.
I'm gonna go gridlock, play on the windows, I'm gonna blitz jump in, blitz, blitz it like twitch, jump in, jump in fireplace.
And then we just take it from there.
Nobody gets bumpy. Nobody gets bumpy. Check every window.
40k people what?
Nobody gets bumpy. Check every window. Walks into where there's three windows and dies.
Where did you get bumpy from?
This guy's been made his whole game.
I
Was on the piano double
Nobody can spawn peak check every window walks into three windows guys on match point
Like somebody should just punch this guy in the face
Did we have a flank we have a flank him or no, yes, I'm gonna be on the double castle
Whoa, you got to get off the drum. He's standing in a doorway on a drum.
Come on, you got to get this wall.
Yo, downstairs on the room, downstairs.
Seriously
All right, you're just gonna happen how about it's gonna give you all and I'm gonna tell everybody I'm watching the breeze
This is a zombie's half long I'm gonna name him. I'm gonna name him. He did
two piano, two or a piano
Ella, Ella is one HP in piano
or two in piano, Castle and Ella
a zombie is dead
he's knocked
about half-all
drop bomb, drop bomb
he's knocked right here on one pin, okay?
he's still knocked right here on one pin
what's coming up?
let's close, let's close
it's only one, it's only one
I'm the goddamn DJ's Nick come on
problem give my emerald man do you like fucking emerald yo nice man which all
for real good luck with your other games and enjoy the food bro I want you
thank you man DJ's okay it was such a wholesome moment it was so wholesome and
it just gets absolutely ruined.
Junko, I want your meat in my mouth.
I mean, come the fuck on.
Jets, should we duo with Mingo
or should we keep soldering?
Bro, cause then it's just Lemicky
if I duo to champ.
It's just Lemicky.
It's Lemicky, man.
Dude, but I think if we duo with Mingo,
I'm gonna be in like high ass lobbies.
That might be eight.
I'm gonna go P.
I'ma keep soloing because I don't want to be limited
But guys I could go with mingo got a credible solo or duo with mingo
I feel like if I play with a mingo, I'm just gonna be in champ lobbies
And it's just gonna be like cheaters and it's gonna be cringe
Maybe mingo has like a emerald account or something. I'm gonna go pee
Let me call Mingo.
Let me call Mingo.
Chad, is it LaMicky though? If I get teammates?
I have someone every game.
Chad, is it LaMicky?
Hello?
Yo, Ming, what up, boy?
What's good, bro?
Yo, you trying to do all?
I don't think it will rick are you platinum one thirty four forty nine RP is it too much
rank disparity I have a I have a flat account but I have to log into it yeah that's fine
you want me to call you in discord yeah I'm four three not my main oh you're in a game
I'm four three yeah four three vamo vamo yo bro I think it's just time to get the band
back together dude. Fuck it. Hey, did you want to play one or am I 4-3? It's up to you.
Uh, you're so free. I'm not gonna log into that account anyway, so you might as well
play one if you want. Alright, let me play one if you're gonna log in. Let me play one.
I'm glad. Alright, see you soon. Sure. Shrek, think of it as your one and Cosmic, think of
it as your own. Cosmic, think of it as your own. See, no chat. See, you just don't like
league I'm not gonna get banned I'm not gonna get fucking banned now
left they get involved though white they get involved though Slovakian they
get involved though NXT you they get involved of constantly involved though
comic involved though play with Richie too I mean does Richie have an account is
Richie champ Mingo can only play with me because he has an account because of the
right disparity. Chat, relax, relax, relax. Gramps, thank you for the time. Guys, I
don't want to get a full stack. It's literally just boring getting a stack.
We just 4-0 every game. It's literally just boring. Mr. Josh, think about it though.
Both think about it all. It's literally just boring. I'd rather have some CTE on
I'm here, I'm thinking about it.
Play with Timmy, I kind of want to check on that.
Chad, how's Timmy doing?
How's Timmy doing?
How's Timmy doing?
Is he, what rank is he?
What rank is Timmy?
Chad, what's Timmy's UB Connect?
I want to check.
What's Timmy's UB Connect?
your choice my body timeout e3 timeout e3 timeout e3 he's emerald guys what's his ubi connect though
It's Tinksy. It's... wait, wait, wait, wait. Say that again, pug? Is that an L or an I?
I'm gonna come back to the most demonic map ever. I think I was still banning. Ooh. Why are we banning
organ for this band bank band bank band bank guys what is Timmy's it's Tinksy
he's emerald too what is it Jesus Christ chat what is his name it's Tink
Zixie. This. Bro, he's still Emerald. God, his stats are good too. Jesus. He has a 1.5
KD58 win percentage. That's actually really good stats. How's he that low though? Are
they just cucking him on LP? Oh yeah, they're just cucking him. Oh well, no. I mean, I guess
It just depends on who he beats. Wow.
How many games has he played this season?
His guy was diamond last season. It shouldn't like, or no, he was diamond this season.
Timmy has played five hundred and thirty three matches of Siege.
Jesus. Five hundred and thirty three matches of Siege.
Oh, my God.
533 I would I would I would I I I I don't even know what to say play with him is Timmy on
we need to locate a bomb guys I'm gonna be honest I don't like I've asked Timmy to play a lot of
times it kind of just never works out I've asked him to play like nine times I'm not even getting
It kind of just never works out. Is he on? Oh, he's on.
Yo, Timmy, do you want to play?
Chat, is the ranked disparity going to cuck us? If I'm Plat, Mingo's Plat and he's Emerald too, should be good, right?
I
Kind of this never works out guys. I'm gonna be honest. I've tried to play with Jimmy like literally nine times
Three ranks minimum you're fine
Wait, hi bud, you're saying that a plaque could play with a silver because it's two ranks
I'm not even going to read your message because you're just so stupid.
Uh, just ban normal underscore legs.
Just ban it.
I'm not like you're just too stupid to even be typing.
You're downstairs in a closet.
Like, God, you're so bad that you kill me.
You're downstairs in a closet.
Jesus.
Josh, take it to get fit.
I should have had a cam. To be fair, I should have had a cam.
Yo, Richie, what up, bud?
Motherfucker.
How you doing, bro? You been good?
What's good, bro? You're a long time no see. What you got up to?
Uh, dude, I've been grinding seeds the last, like, three days.
Oh, Shay, I heard you want a plan.
I'm trying to get PC champ. Yo, Richie, do you have a account that's anywhere from
Diamond or Plat? Like Diamond, Emerald or Plat?
Yeah, I'm on my solo queue with Karna now.
What brand is it?
Diamond, I'm just Runch's D3.
I got up on a worse account though.
No, no, I think that's good, because we're going to play with,
I think Timmy and Mingo, which should be a peak stack.
Oh shit, y'all are down.
I think Timmy's Emerald, your Diamond, me and Mingo are going to be Plat,
so we should be good.
Mingo just won T2 the other night, but you saw that shit.
Yeah, I watched, I called him.
Oh shit.
They didn't know how sweaty the cockle turnies were.
Yeah, I mean, bro. I mean, motherfuckers, hey, motherfuckers.
The odds kind of call, bro. We gotta talk about this shit.
All right, bad, bad. Are you in a game or no?
Yeah, yeah, but I'm not fucking deep as shit.
No, I'm in a game. No, no, play-to-play. I'm 1-0. I'm 1-0.
I think I'm out of the amour if I win this.
All right, all right.
Just sell a fuckin' infant, you know, discord after your game, right?
All right, all right, see you soon, see you soon.
I'm just telling you, I don't stack because it's too easy, but I'll stack because I want
to play with Timmy and Richie and Manga.
I'll stack for a couple of games.
It is just too easy.
It's like boring.
They're gonna blow this.
They're gonna blow this.
They're gonna blow this.
He's on top of Thatcher.
He's right next to Thatcher.
I'm a 4th and July, I'm a 6th.
Cap, chat, I'm not, why would I cap about this?
Guys, if I get a 5 stack, we literally win 80 to 90% of the games in half of the rounds
and in 20 seconds, like it is boring and stuck.
Go, think of it, it's your one, validly you get fit.
I'm literally the one who, I do it, I play it.
It's like, bro, if you get the 5 Kazakages to play ranked, it's like, we literally will
just kick the shit out of everyone we play.
actually boring solo to champion by the way you guys spammed me to invite
everyone you literally spammed me you can't do this you can't play both sides
of the coin you can't spam me to invite people and then say solo to chip by the
way you're literally a sociopath we high-five what was the pull percentages
what was the pull percentages I'm gonna start banning people for lack of
intelligence. So Chad, do you want me to solo or stack run up all? Because if you guys vote
for me to solo, I'll solo. 73% of the chat voted to stack. You can't force me to stack
And then say, oh, this is Le Mickey, Le Mickey, Le Mickey.
You spammed it.
I don't think I've ever done one.
But I haven't stacked this entire season.
I've solo-acquired it every day of my play this season.
This will be the first time I've stacked, literally.
You find your drone is located bomb.
Chad, has Timmy, has Timmy soloed the whole season? Has Timmy duoed or trioed or or anything?
Does Timmy even want to play? Does Timmy want to play or no?
Well, let Timmy never wants to play.
Has Timmy soloed the whole season? He's never sat.
I'm not like, you're telling me Timmy's never even duoed?
I
Just Kimmy's aim like that is his aim a lot better than mine. I feel like it is. I feel like Jimmy's aim is probably a lot better than mine
I haven't seen Jimmy black
Are you do ohs?
It's hard to believe that he's only sold out like I would like blow my brains out
Five hundred and thirty-three solo Q-games?
There's nothing running.
Changing mags.
Setting up a sequential breach.
a really big fucking hole coming right at us.
Grim, well, mine was last seen bottom garage.
Well, mine's downstairs.
Well, mine's down here.
Grim, Grim, Grim, well, mine's down here.
Glimmer deployed.
All right, just a little drop of the diffuser.
Ignore everything.
I'm just so fucking talented.
You had to count me the whole time and I'm still dumping on your chest.
I think he's had electrical.
Come on, you're not killing him.
Oh, I hit him, Lucy.
That guy's 1 HP and electrical.
Literally 1 HP and electrical.
A, so you're gonna have to walk at him,
because actually, now you're getting hit.
Alright, just plant the other side.
He's 1 HP.
Just plant a plant.
why did he walk out five seconds left right right right inside inside inside
yeah yeah
friendly last operator standing why do you we're gonna lose a 1v3 to a guy on
one HP why did he leave why did a he had the cross this guy's shaking this
guy shaking. Why did Ace- he had the cross. Mute couldn't move. Why did Ace leave?
The diffuser has been destroyed. Mission failed. Get anything to put into one, 10 if you can
evolve him. More if you can evolve him. Ace is shaking. Dude, or not Ace, Thermite is shaking.
Thermite is scared of a 1 HP Mew with an SMG-11, so scared that he turned his back to him.
Bawr right. Never turned your back in the face of battle. Jesus. 1 HP Mew and he ran for the fucking hills.
And then of course instantly died because of it. I don't know about punishing this game is.
Ah, there it is, not really filling your fault.
It's like partially my fault.
I don't know why Ace also left connector, he had like the whole site lockdown.
Yeah, I definitely overheated.
To be fair though, if I didn't get hit by that Malusi, that guy's literally never killing
me, but of course there's just a random Malusi there.
But yeah, I definitely overheated.
It's definitely my fault.
It's my fault, Ace's fault, and Thermite's fault for being scared.
It's all three of my fault.
But I did kill three people, but I still sold.
I'll take it to one.
You need to use your drone to locate a ball.
Ace randomly leaving connector when he had the entire site covered was like the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen though.
Ace in the number to five.
Come to Appalachia, let me grab you. What? What?
Play with Timmy. I'm in the middle of a match right now, man. I'm down to play with Timmy
after the match. I don't even know if Timmy wants to play, though.
Delta, negative two-one. I'm in the middle of a match. I can't just blow up with a game.
Ten seconds to go. Five seconds. A bomb must be located at the end of the screen.
I
Be the laziest running of all time
Why are you throwing 70% of rounds?
If me getting three kills is throwing, then I guess I don't really mind throwing.
I guess I'll keep throwing, bro.
If me getting three kills is throwing, then I guess I'll just keep throwing all the way to champ.
Throwing?
The diffuser in mid-secure.
Keep throwing all the way to chair!
Keep throwing all the way to chair!
They were pointless kills. You didn't win the round, so they meant nothing. You said that earlier.
Vortex, I think you're rage baiting or you have CTE.
They were all impactful kills because they were the first three kills of the round.
My teammates sold a 2v1.
Impactless kills would be if I'm in a 1v5 scenario sitting on the roof killing people
who are jumping out of the building when the rounds are already over.
Are you fucking dumb?
I killed the first three enemies on the other team and then my team choked.
Those are not impactless kills.
My ace randomly left connector for no reason than my thermite pissed down its leg.
That's impactless kills would be like, I'm baiting, my whole team dies because I'm baiting,
I'm in a 1v5 and then three people jump out, I kill them and then the round ends on time.
Those are impactless kills.
If I get the first, second, and third pick, those are literally impactful kills.
What are you saying?
Jinxie vs. Accountability
YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT
YOU'RE A DUMBASS
Raise up your mouth!
Jammer ready
You did as good as Messi in the World Cup.
Messi literally was like the best performer at the World Cup.
I'll take it.
What?
He was literally the player of the tournament.
They just gave it to Rodgers and he could spade one.
He was literally the player of the tournament.
Bro, the guy had 12 fucking goal contributions!
Don't secure it!
Gimba paid better, yeah, because of a third place match!
Swooping mags.
Cap, if you don't think Messi was the best performer at the World Cup, you're literally a little kid.
that's an impactful kill and that's another impactful kill
see these are the kills I get
I get these kills because I'm the god damn truth.
So my shotgun does 95 damage to Hibana.
95...
BAAAAAAAARGHHH!
And my team's ass again!
One IT, one top garage.
Top garage IT, Aces walking up to the breach.
Walking up, Kade, walking up to you.
Yeah, Aces right there.
He was on those heddles.
laying on the journal aces no one's IT one's on the phone hole they're gonna
both go IT aces on the headals ace on the headals no bro are you dead ass
there's gonna be more aces on the headals aces aces on the breach he's
going to the journal he put another claim on the journal aces going back to
the breach you have to fight the sace thank you for land last guy's gonna be
the other side
Jesus Christ failed all friendly who ran into a claymore man but my god
if you think I'm gonna try and Simba thinking of all the lunches you think
Who ran into a plane like, what are you doing?
Yeah, does Timmy want to play or no? Does Timmy want to play or no?
If he doesn't, it's totally fine. I just need to know.
Is Timmy down or no?
Is he down or no?
No, okay, got it.
I think he said yes.
How do you put it?
It relieves the nerves honestly
He's killing the game noise not have a security DM or one thing you know, bro
Secure the bombs
How do we lose this round? I don't understand. I get a 3k and we lose, I get a 2k and put
up on 1 HP and we lose. I mean what the look what the cat dragged back? Do I need to get
15 kills to win? I mean guys I'm handing you the rounds on a silver fucking platter just
finish the round
What
You ready for hostile action
Doc these operators shot up at the start of the ground. Yeah, we're I got it
Okay, so no one's bonnier. I need these operators to shut the fuck up at start of the round so I can actually hear footsteps
Like their updates literally all of their updates make the game worse. I'm not even kidding
Dude, let's do an update where the operators have dialogue!
Dude, let's do it!
Like, yeah, now I can't hear when there's fighting in.
I'm dead.
I'm blind, I grow.
How do you know? I don't understand. How the fuck do you know? How do you know?
I mean, Zephia's like 1 HP, but it doesn't matter in this game.
Yep.
Yo!
Yager, shoot open this barricade, or someone, shoot open this barricade, I'll get a free kill.
Oh, my god.
Alright, fuck this fucking team.
Someone literally in there.
Actually, fuck this team.
No, if you're Carrie, he tells you to do something like this to me.
Just do it, man. Just do it for me.
Shoot open the fucking barricade. I kill Grim every time.
Grim would have not even known what hit him.
He didn't even need to shoot open, just a slit.
Put three bullets into the barricade.
Put three bullets into the barricade? I shut my head on that door and Grim's fucking death instantly.
It's not El Ego, it's the opposite. If I'm fucking carrying you, like if I'm the reason
you're in the game, and I tell you to do something, just do it.
But you guys think if Stompin said jump, I said no? No, I said how high Stompin? You
do whatever the fuck he says. Chromium, think of it as your one. Shoot three bullets in
that barricade, make a slit, I'm shoving my head on that, and Grim's not even gonna
know what hit him. That's the most champion shit ever dying to that. That's like so coordinated.
Adam FAO that was not tough. Look, bro, look, look, I go chat. We stopped and said jump. I said how
high simple, simple.
That's why we were great, bro. We were great.
Jinxie, you're a baddie. What does that even mean?
After that I'm thinking about it's your one place they're going to turn one from me
I'm thinking about it's your one map to the ball
I think this is three wins at a row to win this three dots in a row
That's two drops.
Someone redpigging me so this guy's terrible not to see you.
Bro's redpicking in the big two-six.
I got A-Lubber 8.
He advised, op-4 has located the bottom.
Think they're just rushing site here.
I mean, there's no universe-refound site.
There's no universe-refound site.
Oh
Reloading him on
Crafts in the bottom
I
For last operator standing last one's on me last time
Gigi's kittens, I'm gonna get a ball of them.
At Jigsie, you look skinny surprisingly.
Great, I'm gonna get a ball of them.
Why'd you kill them?
I said don't overheat because we overheat and sold two rounds.
He said chat GPT looking ass, not taking it seriously so I put a ball in his fucking
hat.
If you're not gonna take it serious, I'm just gonna shoot you in the head.
GT, they're gonna bother you.
We're here to win.
I'm not here to have a laugh.
We're here to win.
Frog bite, they're gonna put it to one.
Sit in the fucking corner and hold an angle.
And that guy's contributed to two of the styles.
Quinn, they're gonna bite.
All right, let me call Richie, Mingo, and Timmy.
This should be peak.
This should be peak.
If you're not gonna take it serious, I'm just gonna shoot you in the head.
I'm not like, if you want to fuck around, play casual, play unranked.
Do not play ranked if you're gonna fuck with my fucking time.
I'm here to win ball games.
That's three wins in a row, chap, on the dolo queue.
All right, let me, I'm gonna, I'm gonna call.
I'm gonna call Mingo, Richie and Timmy.
Should be a peak fucking stat.
Peek.
All right, bang bang bang bang bang bang.
Peek stack boy.
Yo.
Yo, was good to all.
It's the T2 champion himself, bro.
The T2.
What a bridge.
Was good.
Mingo.
Can I get a little bit of an interview with you, bro?
Yeah, of course, bro.
Mingo you guys won t3 as well, right?
Yeah, we won like some like it was like a trash league. I'm not gonna lie you want yo, Timmy one out man. What up, Timmy?
Yeah
Mingo so you won t3
One t2 and not only that you were league MVP of t2 bro on a controller first-ever time
Last night you made history, bro. How do you feel right now, man?
and Brad, that ass, I woke up happy today, run like a lot.
That's crazy, man.
That is insane.
Yo, how much is T2 hard?
Like, are the kids you played against harder than, like,
Glybo and, like, Iowa?
I low key doubt it, bro.
I just think it's literally just because people don't know
how you play.
Like, when you play against Glybo every week
and three times a week, they know how you play.
You got to switch it up.
But when you're playing against people
I've never played against, it was easier.
Because you can just do whatever you're comfortable with.
And they're just like, yeah, yeah, I feel you.
You guys have each other added because some kid hacked my account and like just I'm still on that like he added a thousand people
Um, it's torture lover dot six seven
Don't judge bro. It's my solo queue to champ account torture lover dot six seven. Yeah, torture lover
Yes, I got a Saints
Yeah, I got you.
What is this name, bro?
Bro, I was about to hit champs.
That ass with a fucking 2.0 KD, right?
So I'm doing solo-kid to champ.
Yo, shit, there's every single game.
I'm fucking losing my mind.
I'm losing hairs, bro.
It's bad.
Yeah.
Wait till you get to buying the month.
Tim, I wanted to ask you, bro.
Timmy, how has the siege experience been?
You've been only solo pretty much, right, for like a month?
Yeah.
How's it been?
It's something.
It's something, all right.
would say it would definitely be a lot more fun if you know people spoke in my
games but I think 90% of my games are quiet though yep yep yeah people I'd
say this well 99% of no 95% of people who place each they load into a game they
scroll on tiktok during the entire prep phase they lock in whatever their
favorite gun is they don't care about what that is this doesn't change this
even that champ is the same thing.
They scroll tick tock the whole prep face,
they pick their favorite gun,
and they call out maybe once or twice a game,
and then one every four games
before they start screaming slurs.
Yeah, bro, I'd suck a cock to get callouts.
It's bad. All egotistical bums.
I don't even know if it's ego.
I think a lot of people are just like too dumb
to even call out to you.
Like, they didn't even know what's happening.
Yeah, they're doing like the worst bands too, bro.
Yes, bro.
I'm like, yo, Band Snake and Dokka B,
most OP ops they're sitting there betting Maverick like damn oh yeah you got
that or shit yeah yeah yeah yeah talk to the lover yep love my story oh shit
wait saints dot TV yeah I'm gonna bite you I'm gonna bite you yeah there we go
I'm doing stomping G2 wants to be a friend no fucking way that's not the sound
right now. That is. Wait, wait,
what? Wait, why don't you know?
I told him to tell me what
cinema like 90% sure it is. Let me text it.
My settings are always holy cinema. I know, bro. I'm doing like
a week or something.
that would be cinema oh my god they've never won the London stop it's been on mouse Timmy
what happened man you were dying before bro I mean this what happens when you can get
I think I cursed him, bro.
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm not going to lie, genuinely, Richie, I should have had the last four days
in a row.
Four days.
Welcome to Siege, Timmy, welcome to fucking Siege, bro, evil Siege, that is.
Okay, so Timmy, the fucked up thing is, this is, alright, Siege has been probably the easiest
strike system for the last, I think, four years straight.
And then right when you did their challenge,
they added in right 3.0, which literally made it like three
times harder to write up.
So like, if you went and did this challenge last season,
I'm not even kidding.
You would have got championed probably a week or two weeks.
Like, they were handing out championed
like it was a chocolate chip cookie, bro.
There was kids in champ with like 0.9 KDs
with 49 win percentages who just played 500 games.
Like, anyone was champ.
Yeah, that's why I didn't want, I didn't want a participation champ.
You know what I mean?
Like I wanted to be like skillful champs.
Let's work.
Uh, what's an EU now?
Wait, so what's your account name?
But yeah, that's a guy that G.
No, it's O underscore, JNC.
O underscore, JNC.
I told them, uh, that's my OG name, bro.
My OG Xbox.
I haven't been so long.
Mingo, I didn't know if you ever met me when I was OJNC, bro.
That was like 2022.
223 yeah now without your prime was your prime like like skill wise was that your prime
My prime degeneracy. I was on like five sensitivity, and I would play rank like ten hours a day
Domino's pizza, huh? Yes
I would do a Domino's pizza bro. I got so fat once over. You know what the lava cakes? I would get the lava cakes
I told my chat
Okay, okay, what's your name and go? I need to just add it. Stained with two eyes
That's a problem
Bobble's permanent this guy shit. Fuck it. I I added you added you
You're still fat. Yeah, okay. Sure. I'm skinny fat now back then I was fat fat like 20 22
I would play rents 10 hours a day
I would order a domino's handmade pan pizza medium
I wanted to get large because I was fat
But it only came in medium and then I would get a lava cake like one every three nights
I dead ass had full-on mantis like the mantis you guys see now, bro
No, I haven't made I'm playing seeds like 10-12
I'm playing pepperonis, huh?
You know if you're playing offline you gotta play online for a minute, but
One second one second, how do I do that again? It's in high-fives. We soft connect privacies
Yeah, hold up
Make so
Oh, can I just invite you man? Yeah, try by me you added me right. Yeah, I don't want to hear all my
You got it. Tell me it says I invited you
Me go I don't get to see all my friends listen bro. I think this is like Bud. I didn't see Richie my friends was classic
Classic you be soft. I'm a dnd. I'm a dnd try to invite me try to invite me
What's your name, bud
are you sure you added me yeah I'm just working see just painting for someone
said get an e-girl in the stack yo we could all take turns a shoe and I'm
just gonna go where you're copped yeah bro oh shit I gotta reset I gotta
reset to see you so when's baby Jinxie coming bro I'm not getting a fucking
baby bro chat I'm gonna get a baby when I'm like 32 bro baby jam bro my kids gonna be a dog I'm
feeding them fucking weight protein as his first fucking meal get steak raw liver dude I still think
I'm gonna create uh project stomping on my neck just like oh just like throw a controller in his
hand when he's like four damn you're going down that route I might send my kid to like Dagestan
or some shit.
Why?
I'm gonna come back up straight.
Yo.
Alright, I'm loading in.
Yo, Ritchie, you gotta be PR, bro.
You gotta be PR.
What?
That's PR, bro.
Yo, no, no, no.
I'm dogs.
I'm dog.
I've been good lately.
Oh, and TikTok, bro.
You gotta be PR.
Yo.
You gotta be PR, bro.
Bro, yo, deadass, though.
Like, alright, I was like, you know, I wasn't like, bad words, like, this guy needs to be
canceled, but like, you know, I would say some like, I mean, bro, I grew up in BO2,
Cool lobbies though, like you were there with me saying that shit, like
Look at like Mingo, right? Mingo's not even PR bro, Mingo just chill bro
You gotta just be chill and get a job
Yeah, I've been being really chill lately, you know, like
Surprise at that time
Mingo, I invited you, Mingo, I invited you
Floating
Ah ah ah
Yeah, check, my chat's gonna say LaMicky, cause I'm not solo queueing anymore
Alright, but it is more fun stacking
Bro, I just hate when we play ranked and we literally just 4-0 people
It's a snooze fast
Bro, I'm telling you it's so bad right now the cheaters like I'm not even coping wait Mingo
You know about it. We were with the cheaters. It's so they all are legit, too
Bro, I promise you a that's doing a reaction later. I promise you one of those kids was cheating yesterday
I got I got some evidence. It would make sense, bro
That's what I heard.
Like, didn't no one do good against you guys besides them?
I mean, they're probably just cheating, to be honest.
Yeah, not me.
I mean, playoffs, we lost the map to a fucking like 3x pro team, but we 7-1 the map 3.
Like, it was not even close.
So, Mingo, do you think your team could like, compete in NAL?
Like, your team.
I know you could, but do you think your team...
We'll get fried probably, but I mean, we get mapped sometimes against pro teams.
Like, we scrimmed in Mady the other day, second best NAL team, I think.
But when y'all screamed you guys normally lose
Um, we screamed the last yeah the last thing you screamers they made even lost two maps at one of them
Yeah
Mingo, are you gonna go pro or no?
I don't know bro
Are you a pro or pro league nightmare like you won't scream or anything by the way, can you back to me?
I don't know. I don't know how we're gonna. How do I uh, can someone have my life? I joined richie. I'm
Oh
my lobby sorry to me it's not a bang let's real quick bang all right that i'm gonna buy
mingam i'm gonna buy mingam i got it i got it
oh yo it's calypso comes up vote no ban bro please all right i'm gonna do the richie rush though
all right let's go come on please bro no cheaters let's go
I
See no chase
Bro, no chase away like that. You know you're chasing that shit with the vape, bro
That's like I've never seen before
Holy shit, it's too long. Yeah, I mean bro Tampa's Tampa might be top three
But I buy a house over there. You still live in Texas
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna buy a house in Tampa though like like outside downtown
I'm moving three days for this
Will you go to house now over there? Yeah, but a house finally. Holy shit. That's that charm bag, huh?
See oh
Oh my gosh, we got streams like we got streams like this carnage. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, he steps you too. He stifled me first game one other day
He said I won't stream site for you for two hours didn't keep me the next game. Oh, we got to buy the bullet here
We playing canal or theme park. What do we buy in the bullet on?
That's not bad this guy like snipes me when I'm solo with like a stack
Timmy are you saying fucking in second though um it's like a one-day thing
type shit well I mean what you were saying how like it's almost impossible to
I'm having a joint, bro, and I'm in like
Let's fucking let's shut down some frills. Let's go Miraband. Yeah, I'm with it. Let's go
This harness kid is a stream sniper vogue and a shit on him these dog shit, okay
What is everybody's delays cuz I don't want them to have like a UAV on me?
I got a negative delay on this. I got I got five. All right. I'm gonna add delay though
I have six seconds. So let's just crank
Let's do this shit. Oh
All right, it's gonna be interesting brown, it's gonna be interesting
I kind of want to turn off your mug so I actually see who's who on my team I have to leave the lobby
All right
Probably do it the next game
That's a good thing though if you turn streamer mode off they might see it's you and not hack
That's like a really good thing wait. He's like it's great or shit. No, I mean, I don't think so, but I'm just saying like in general, you know
Actually play cheaters like one every what three games? I think well not every five in my opinion in my elo every five
Yeah
If someone has a hidden name on a brand new account, I just use a machining.
What are we counting?
Like scripts, walls, trigger bar, like, are we counting all that?
Anything, anything.
I don't even count like stream sniping.
So I've come to a conclusion, my first season on PC, I think 90% of Diamond and Champ are
scripting.
The only people who don't script are T1, T2, T3, and content creators.
That's what I've came to a conclusion on.
I'm getting like...
90% of Diamond slash Champ?
Yeah, they require a script. They lodge a script. It's like undetectable
Yo, East is clear East is clear. I'm getting spam at it, bro
You can walk in snake
Yeah, I think they're playing CC though. Yeah, yeah in in Brazil
Yeah, boy.
I'm open that 90 wall.
Wow, kids just peek everything, huh?
Yeah, we in Emerald.
Deploying 7!
I need that, I need that.
Laser!
Bitch!
Put it off, please.
Are you still in there?
Bro, smoke's like, oh, smoke's like, oh, shit!
Yo, yo, one CC, one CC.
Located.
You guys wanna kill this kid?
I'm walking inside, bro.
DCC.
They see what I'm running that way down.
Yeah, yeah, come on, come on.
I'm on the east, on top of the east.
Lay down.
Fuck, he's gone!
Still CC'd.
He ran out east, ran out east.
One CC, one top east.
I'm looking at a lean on.
I have beepers.
Is site good?
I think site's good now.
Yeah.
Get a step, a step.
No, they're elastic.
Last is my case.
He's 99, the office double, office double.
Fuck off, my core.
Nice! Go shit! Come on!
Fuckin' shit, guys.
I don't even know who's who.
Shots.
Dude, I fried that first kid.
Dude, I swear to God, bro.
On like high ranks in PC, people just peak everything.
Like, they actually just peak everything.
They just like moving their hands all the time.
And they all have CT.
But they have good health.
And they all have CTE but they have good aim
Twitch man Wow Mingo
Wow, and that is motion or a horror twin
So Mingo you would say the good console kids is harder than T2 like actually when they just know how you play so yeah
Bro, but I'm gonna be honest like playing
In glibo when I was on like scopos and shit like that was annoying bro
But the T2Ks, they do their research. If they're about to play you in finals, they're going to go up and watch all your passbots, see how you hold it, see what ops you run. You're not doing that for a constant tournament.
Yeah, that makes sense. Timmy, it's good to finally play with you, bro. I've been trying to play with you for like a minute, bro.
Yeah, I'm down.
And then they fit.
This game is definitely a lot more fun with people I can really tell.
I mean, I've played the, you know, the Contagory's, I mean.
You know, like, they don't know how to play it, and shit like that.
And that shit was on the phone.
Oh, you guys said no TMRs? That's sick.
Yeah, it was a little like, uh...
That shit was not fun.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you know, Shawkins too, because some...
Cut it, brother, TCSG.
Wait, no TMRs.
I can't make a rotate, or you can make a rotate.
No rotates.
No rotates.
Barrr.
That's fun, I mean I was getting over some of these guys, they're pro players, they're common.
I was fucking everything.
They're popping metal!
They're popping metal!
Yeah, I feel like people do be DTM though, like they're doing too much, I'm gonna be honest.
I feel like your team doesn't really strap that hard, you gotta just play.
Yeah, we're just a power of friendship, everything.
Well that's what happened to my team, we started doing too much, started like doing sure we won't backslash.
Playing with like center was like a nightmare in console tournaments because he would actually try to do crazy shit
It's like bro. Relax
It's center pro now. Yeah, he's on c9
Yeah, what you know one's break one's break video. Yeah, that guy's shooting your stream pattern
Yeah
Once you see one break, it's like
We're richie things not my thing
It's cuz like flying outside
I
Still in break still in break visual
Can you go?
Walk out? Are you stupid?
I was going to knock. Good fucking shit. Who is that big guy?
Two arcs, two arcs, two arcs. We actually have a good arc here.
One thousand.
Wait, what do you walk out Jinx?
Uh, just the main, the main brain. He's like brain guy.
He's walked out of the...
...armory.
I don't think he's gonna walk out one time
Standing on this thing standing on that thing standing on that thing
Yo top is that shit on
He's on the other side, on the wall, under the airsoft, still there, I think door, still
Still there, still there, he's in beeper, 90 took middle, in middle
Still middle, still middle
Fucking rap bastard
He's walking in now
Leaper, half wall pushing, half wall
10 seconds per door window middle ran
He's in the middle stairs five seconds
No
Fucking one HP got a shotgun this shrews like
I can't actually play that perfect I'm not gonna lie
I know he got off like he got he ran every time you got off
That's that PC shit
Yeah, and he's talking with a shoddy. So like if you walk at him, you're just dead like it's so chopped
Yo, who is sending me these invites bro get a life
Jixie, you know how I was drinking last night during the tournament. Well, yeah
I saw you were like you guys were like a loo about a lose and you like started swigging vodka like that
He's not like drinking it was like straight up vodka now like no chase it that that's from that one time
You know that long time ago. Wait, really? Yeah, I don't I told you I'm drinking vodka. That's the only thing I had though
Wait, what what what brand is that?
Great goose. You were drinking straight up great dude. That is
My god, bro
I fucking hate vodka
She's a big buck. I'm not gonna fuck this the best
Bro read your chat l ego so here's the other thing about stacks if I if I start shouting out reading my chat in front of everyone else
while they're streaming it's rude and then if I ignore them then it's
alego and then if I ignore chat it's alego
shut the fuck up
shut up great thinking about though jacks thinking about a little must think
about a little right i think about
yeah i know i'm about to go like harry lowkey
and okay but i'm gonna say i'm gonna be honest
This guy was-
Oh, okay.
What the fuck?
Bathroom? Are they bathroom?
Insertion in 5.
Oh, yeah.
All right, so can we get this carnage back, Ben?
You found a bomb.
Make your way to-
Yo, I'm pretty sure that guy saw, like, in the stream.
Oh, no, no, I'm my mother.
He was waiting for my drone to come out,
like, 30 seconds into the breath phase.
Don't you dare.
That guy's a known street sniper.
What's his name?
Spiderweely, baby.
Carnage.
Oh
Heard that I was on carpet. What's that spot called?
luggage
Yeah
I know that no one ranked. Yeah, it's like a ranked. It's called like Harry Potter like anytime something's under a staircase
It just gets called Harry Potter that goes for like any staircase
But yeah in rank that or do you know what people would just say bottom square like bottom east campus? Yeah
Yeah, I think it really uh much learning on the call outs
Yeah, like different regions have different callouts like different teams have their own callouts. It's kind of like where does fuck?
We gotta teach him school, we gotta teach him it.
And then people are saying, read the chat, read the chat.
The chat is, switch to Trevor, switch to Trevor,
switch to Trevor, like, I haven't been on
Grand Theft Auto 5 story mode in a week, in a week.
Shut up!
I see you guys there, bro.
What do you think, Richie?
Um, what do you say?
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't think he was like I don't think he was like talking shit
You gotta see the you gotta see the vodka I I don't want to miss quota. I actually don't want to miss quota
It was both like your play style like like in pro league
I mean any protein should fuck us but that was a joint fucking in media. I don't think I would get fucked
Yeah
I had a debate with that on this
Yep, yep
They should have picked up two braggers with Stompens.
I look at it like this, Jinxie.
In my opinion, Stompens has top five mechanics in Pro League.
This is mechanics.
So why would you put your best mechanical player on Clash
into Chonka?
That literally makes no sense.
And then you have, like, Alamo's, like, pushing 30,
talking about Bitcoin.
And he's on the fucking Jokabee running in.
He's on metal, on metal.
Oh, wait, oh, wait.
Yeah, it's all right.
Fuckin' okay.
Yeah, I'm not lucky.
He's in, he's in Beepers, he's in Beepers! Walked in Armory!
Asia!
He's on this pane.
He's like in Armory somewhere.
And then another one top meadow.
Shot cam, top meadow.
He went following.
God, man, these guys are your everything!
Oh, she got this.
I
Try
It's the same fucking kid. It's on me. I'm talking about
You have stopping on your okay, this is the game I got the most best do you remember when um
Ambi drops like 30 kills on the whole page. Yeah
And that is fucking it. I'm gonna be honest. Love Doki great guy
Doki's roaming and getting fucking
Stop and roam like that's him for the thing bro that game so fucking heated and the thomp is in a 1v5 on clash
And then there's a nine-year-old in my chat like stop is out in four. Yeah, he's in a 1v5 on clash
no no fiddlesticks he's gonna be 0 and 4 what do you want him to do 3 and 3
bad bladder can't be Ron that's the most Ron your brain is a toaster bro how
wrong we need one bruh that's how Ron's up on right you're on join up Timmy's
He's gonna wake up in silver, bro.
Hahaha.
Dude.
That's what they do.
You're gonna be five now.
Not when I'm losing.
No, but it's like,
You have,
I don't care.
You have God's gift to siege on your team,
and you're putting him on T'Chunga
in clash.
Yo, Ramaho, hang it up, bro.
Hey, bro.
fucking horrid
You know my areas
So this is what I think in my opinion
I think he gives G2 one more stage if they don't place top three he needs to come back to NA because right now
North America is the best region in siege currently. Yep. I mean bro stomping to like I don't know like stomping to like
like Wild Mart on the top.
Lock him, lock him, lock him, lock him, lock him.
I keep getting like this guy just sounds boring to me.
Whoa, fortified!
The one throwing tapis right now on the stairs.
Yo, yo, Twitch throwing tapis.
Matt, they're drunk!
I have armor.
Reload!
I actually hacked a Twitch drone.
Good.
One one top east under pushing triple wall
Top east sit on the 90 cam. No, Timmy
Nice job, bro
Yo, uh, Tom knows gap
Bottom bottom bottom is a metal a metal
I
Bought a medal at a bottom right? That's what I think might be
Yeah, he's
Make a video that twitch is low by the way, I put her low
Wow
Yeah, we got a life with this kid Jesus
All right
Okay
I think that's the guy says cheating wait, what do you mean? I'm a sname
There's no way he's cheating and he's fighting for though, right?
Like that's not gonna happen. You'd be surprised, bro. You'd be surprised, bro
That's the look at the same guy that was vigil that I pre-fired me and said I said I'd be cheating it adds up
Wait, wait, wait the vigil that um, the vigil that was in the 1v5
No, no, no, I'm okay
Actually, I'm not kidding a lot. I don't know I just I don't think it's possible to cheat and go five
I mean, I think you two there, man
Yeah, I know
So I just going to go to the kids lacking. He just like re-aimed me
You I'm a fucking we band ace brah. I'm let's reinforce the triple. I'm gonna play I'm gonna play like
Yeah
I'll put the mutes on the wall and just fucking play there.
We got this shit, twin.
Can I jack share right now?
I think I was moving too much.
I don't know.
Secure the area.
Keep the bombs protected.
We are one loves metal to every round this gets flying on metal.
He's got to speed me though, drone.
Oh my god.
Don't shoot that.
Don't shoot that.
Don't shoot that.
Don't shoot that.
I have three policy best
For drones mom, I'm gonna put my mouth is like in CC and check I'm gonna one CC one East
It low key when I give them CC and just punker
Oh, yeah, I like that
I'll just play it by ear. I probably won't end up doing it.
Unless it's like really free.
Alright, I have an east cam and I have two cc's.
I gotta move my east cam though a little bit.
Nice entering below. Who's me? Richie?
Yeah, who is it?
He put an axe on the other thing.
I shot him, I shot him.
We got this one.
It's time to actually dial in now.
now oh my god the main wall soft oh f**k
i can i try i'm gonna try and blow i'm in trouble
Wow they found the gap and immediately hit it
Wow damn armory
I'm about to turn into Hannah Baker right now, put a note on my chest with these guys
gamer tags there it is yeah and GTA hold on let me what's it called let me
I'm gonna turn on the thing I want to see everybody's gamer tags what up
bro but I saw on mine to be shown man is there a way to just do that um yeah I
think so appear as okay appears you sure use privacy nickname all but squad or
know all there's the first one all but squad so show our names oh you enemies
only beautiful beautiful now that's good that's good I want to see y'all's names
there we go toward another six seven y'all play another one fuck yeah yeah we
kind of like didn't really lock in like two rounds in there
it's got a switch into mouse and keyboard bro get out of my like ass guy
I'm not switching up to mouse fuck that
No, but that's what I was saying, um, wait, stop Q, stop Q, stop Q, stop Q, yeah, I got
to try, I have to do this one more thing, rename, hi guys, what is it rename other players
off there, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, are you ready, yeah, yeah, um, yeah, bro,
I don't know, like, I kind of was stopping was just like, dream scenario, bro is like
Stop it was just playing with like case in and hot and cold. He was just fragging like that would be so fun
Yo, where's all ball right e-sports, bro?
Bro, if I I'm gonna get a e-sports bro. I don't know when or how but I'm gonna do it
I'm not you're in the Illuminati, bro. I'm not in the Illuminati
You're literally bro your boys for Elijah Walker, bro. Like you're literally in the Illuminati dog
Ball knowledge
Bro, bro, we're waiting for a ball right e-sports. I'm copping the jerseys. Can I be like water boy? I'm not good enough yet
Yeah, we could be like the cheerleaders on the side with like pom-poms
Fuck it. Don't know who Elijah Walker is. Who is that?
It's like us like a Hollywood like
mean
Whoa, whoa, that's a cop man. It was the worst map in the game
game. Bro, see, here's what I just like, I got a bone to pick with you guys. Yo,
Villas a great map, you cock suckers. Villas a great map.
I think that was bad. You know, they're putting in an upper league next to that thing.
Whoa, that ass. I heard them taking out Constance.
What? So they're taking out a top three map for Villa.
These guys canceling? Yeah, they're taking out Constance and putting
Villa on him. I heard they're reworking it.
Oh. So, Timmy, do you think you're going to hit champ this season?
Yeah, I think so.
How much time do you have left? Months and a half?
Um, I think so. I think so.
I mean, I think if I just do a queue, because I do think the solo queueing is not possible,
but it's really do a queue should be good enough.
Yeah, solo queueing, I'd rather, solo queueing 600 games.
I'd rather jump into oncoming traffic, Timmy. I'm just gonna be honest.
Solo queueing 600 games of Siege. I'd rather dive out of semi-truck.
truck literally yeah I'm actually surprised that I keep them in the games
but yeah I usually saw the queue like apex a lot there's some it's like three
right three per team yeah bro see like apex you to get two people with CTE
sees you can get four people with CT bro and no one calls out no one cares they
just pick their favorite gun it's a fucking mess in the prep phase they just
Swipe TikTok, it is an absolute mess, bro.
That visual had a 2.2 KT, yeah, I gotta see it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, the kid we just played?
Yeah, that's what Chad said.
Mar!
Oh, yeah, that kid's actually hacking his cars off of him.
Mingo, like, I love you to death, kid,
but I might see y'all on console, like, I'm out this bitch.
Oh, my god, JC, I was watching your stream,
and you said that, bro, you don't even blame you, bro.
You don't know there's aim-bottles on console now?
Oh.
What?
There's aim-bottles on console now.
What do you mean, bro?
What do you mean?
It's called a tie-in two tie-in two it came from 2k. I'm sure those kids are like
Hey, you'll be surprised
Playing cheaters like I thought it might just play console
Because like y'all have a reason to play PC like y'all want to be like pro and shit
What I wanna be?
Kimmy's mouse, I get it.
Like me bro, I don't have no reason to be PC bro.
I can just play...
Just play console type bro.
I'm not even trolling.
Fuck this noise.
I don't blame you.
I mean, that's your best bad bro I think.
Cause once when you hit Diamond Jinxy, I'm like bro,
they're gonna be miserable bro.
Bro and I think I was gonna do a stream where I can't end until I get champed
that happening on PC pre like three week stream
that visual might be a blue I don't know where I was that I gotta I gotta I gotta
funny Aqua what's it called I'm washed vine what garden garden
Fine
Yeah, you're too garage door and that one's below control once control room
See me. Do you have that garden cam? Let me know if you see anybody garden
Yes, the connector
Yeah, let me know. Let me see that guy. He's coming. He's coming to the door, but
He's in he's in he's in now. He's on the left side
Yeah, so it's gonna work after
on Xbox my boy I'm getting like swiped now I just think it's literally because
they're stream sniping it's gonna be impossible no I mean dude I think what's
it called um I think though if I keep solo queueing and I go up it's like dude
I'm just gonna run into like the degenerates oh yeah for sure I might
just like console plan like yeah I'm getting added by the most vicious names
possible right now oh my god I can't even like say it bro oh my gosh I wouldn't
wake up to a platform tomorrow can't hang on PC it's just like console has no
wall hacks bro like I don't know like it's it's not even about hacking or
whatever it's like ease of mind like if I know when I play siege on Xbox that
there's literally a zero percent chance somebody has wall hacks like I'm
chilling bro I'm chilling do you know what I mean though it's like on PC you
just never know you never know if someone's cheating or not oh I know yeah
or you can just know but I'd rather just queue with like peace of mind
secure the area bro that that would get in my head so bad but I'd be like all
right this guy the next upcoming stop because you have like skeletons on the
screen
oh that's color bot now it's aimbot on console but what I'm saying is like I'm
sure there's like 25 Demogorgons who are using that but like it's not like those
It's chalable, it's chalable, I'm not gonna lie, like you could actually kill them.
I'm not gonna play those guys though, like they're gonna be like in some degenerate ass jam, mom.
Yeah, it's literally just a top champ, that's it.
Like, I'm not gonna play, I'm just gonna solo queue.
Yeah, so I heard you were boosting, bro, in League.
Yeah, you were getting boosted by your cousin or brother? What was it, bro?
I wasn't just like you faked out in ring bro when you had your brother play for you
Any changes topic
Yeah, we're gonna walk and go in can't
There's no rotate just get just have that
I got a penny in the box.
I'll impact it.
He's in bro, that guy hopped in.
Nice.
Another one's in.
They finna get the wall open and we're fucked.
I'm just that he's in a box and my friend I
Got I got a funny on the double
Watching the door I guess I got IT fan
I'm helping you drink so somebody hold the breach. I have the door. I'm gonna get
I'm holding
All I know is that I haven't been drove.
Nice.
He pre-fired that? No, no, no, no, I'm so sure.
Oh, this kid's cheating. Yo, yo, Axis is cheating.
He win this.
Are you sure she 100%
The ace
That kid's cheating. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I got him
He just he just pre-aimed me through the wall. There was no cam on me. I shot the cam like 20 seconds ago
What the fuck?
Hey, this kid before too
Wait, really bro, and unless he's sniping. I think you should check his stats check his stats
If they're not like insane, he's probably just in the stream.
Yeah, I think this guy's just in the stream.
Well, that's the thing, Twin.
I played a cheater the other day, he had a 0.9, like he was raging my show.
See, the thing is, three seasons ago, he had 200 games and he was silver.
I mean, he has cheaters, so I can't lie.
70 headshot percentage, by the way, better than Stomp in the Namby.
Wait, what is Stomp and headshot percentage?
Not 70.
Is it like 6 or 7?
usually usually a red flag with cheaters is their um their headshot percentages
but um yeah i mean for realsies bro it's like kind of red flags yeah i mean i'm probably gonna i
don't know i'm probably gonna hop off after this one i'm still like stream and shit but i don't
i might get on console i don't know i'll blame you bro i just don't know if i could like do that
like mentally do this and also like i don't know i'm not mingo twin like fuck bro i'm even
to be aiming with their thumbs like I decided to like
I'm saying give me the 1v1
I'll be the 1v1 but you know what
1v1
yo when is the 1v1 to one are you gonna host one
or like uh
or that'll be peak
cause everyone's PC now
I wanna set up stop and verse
I wanna set up stop and verse
We're in the same region, but they're always in opposite regions
You know, you could do...
I don't know
Sam's pointing at you, you could do a spoi, Shaka
Have you done that before?
Yeah, I've done that before, man
I'm not a fan, bro
I'm forward to locating the bomb
And so?
I'm gonna hit, but Sopin and Sopin would hit
No, you wouldn't
They never won't be won when Sopin's on mouse
Like, literally never
They only won when he was on control
This one ain't raw
I'm gonna watch that LCQ thing, Chak
See if they see walls
it's in 30 minutes now
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
wait are you sasa fuzera
yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna get a support yelp maybe
I'm a flank I'm a flank we're gonna talk
No matter, no matter.
Docs last round.
Fuse that.
Nice in here.
I have cargo.
Reaching garage, reaching garage.
Can you drop enemies?
I know.
I have the single breach
Walked in these weeks as fuck
Going to the other breach animus. All right, this guy's in animus. It's a runigate at the deep, aren't it?
I have the double bridge come on come on brother
none of my PC's free us nice like just being on a witch hunt every game and
diamond does not sound fun like that sounds so stressful bro but I feel like
Most of the people that stream ranked like a lot of the PC concert graders like entered psychosis like four years ago
Literally because how do you blame them? I don't blame that normal for them bro
Mingo if you played it if you didn't play T2 would you ever in your life play PC?
Oh fuck no. Yeah, exactly
Like the only way to like play this game on PC siege is literally to have psychosis
This is like the worst, isn't this the worst season for cheaters too, like I don't know.
Is it because Rank 3.0 is hard probably?
That's what I said, I said it's because it's hard to rank up, everybody just said fucking
to start cheating.
Yeah they just want to get those like fake ass ranks.
People with dead ass hit champion then stop playing the game.
Bro, new rank comes out next season too, that's going to be cinema.
Jinxie, saw you at the mall and you decided to kick me.
Nope. So SCP, here's the problem. I haven't been to a mall in fucking months. Literally, I haven't been to a mall in months, so I know you're capping.
Capping your ass off, boy.
No, I didn't go to a mall to kick him.
Want an afternoon?
I'm not sure.
Oh yeah, that's gonna be fucking insane, but bro, I feel like there's gonna be even more cheaters though
They're gonna be all trying to get that new rank. Yep. I'm definitely going to come for next season
Garage window, yeah, the one right here
Nice
There's what they went down as a camera came up like it came up five things. Let's look
Yeah, they must keep or crack to somewhere
Bravo, could you get the catered?
I can make run in the wall rich. No, I'm gonna play Walden. I'm gonna assume no one's up here
I could learn you know he's in sight on the stairs to me down the stairs
You're probably like
Is it up a rich
Yo, they're like kicking that yo, they fucked up to me and they don't have foodles here
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, call the dairy call the dairy definitely call the dairy
I have your I have a long flank for you. I don't know that cage
Yeah, you want to double walk down next hour
I don't know where I killed an area should we stack
Yeah, I'm not. I'm a guy, so I have to walk down.
I'm peeking your hatch. I have your door over here.
I can drown, Rich. Hold on.
So shut up, you fucking binaries.
Oh, you're speaking for your escape, so you need to cover for the day, man.
K-back, K-back.
Nice.
I don't want my door.
Lee, I got it right here.
No, I heard this fucker.
This guy's late.
I'm like behind a B bomb, right on it.
This scenario needs to enter the workforce.
Yeah, that should shock them. Come one.
Here, one, two.
What are you doing?
He was there the whole time.
He stayed there the whole time.
Oh my god!
This scenario sucks your friends for Jesus!
about a plug back in the P.S.
Oh,
where any of them like 100% cheating or is it just skepticisms?
Bro, I'm like 90% access to cheating.
Cheat though, like they just look like absolute dog shit,
but they're just pre aiming.
That's a good thing to look at when their movements ask
They make like every region just know where everyone is that it's like all right this guy's not a diamond player
But when they looked her like the kid on board out of the game is cheating. He's looked her I
Think no up fuck
What is that the wall do you rain from the mountains of caucuses I don't even know what that means bro
do
I don't play with Mingo because all we do is win okay, you're right, but this is the first time we've ever stacked on PC on
console it was like
Way different on PC bro people aren't just better, but also there is just more cheaters like that's the reality in situation
Well, it's actually just cheaters
console doesn't have like hackers
console this has like Zint
Yeah, let's do a fucking it garden bro. I'm gonna get it open and then
Lurkers five lurkers
He's stuck close right peeking peeking. He's stuck in that corner
Yo, there's a shooting off. Yeah, man. Go could you ask below? Yeah, I got you
I'm walking on him right now, I'm walking on him, I'm walking on him, I'm walking on
Still still still still still still still still still still
Oh, that's not me, that's not me, that's not me, that I wrapped up there.
I wrapped control.
What are the, what are the smoke was on the off road?
Mutes, 1 HP inside.
Yeah, aqua aqua that guy's aqua.
I'm walking inside?
Close my triple, close my triple, what a...
What is wrong with this guy?
Another breach.
I'm holding you R.A.K.E though.
standing standing standing on my pain standing he's backing up he's going
guarding going guarding going garden he's not connected anymore he's garden
the future is active
nah it's just shit
boy good shit Timmy
I'm back
you've fried that guy killer Timmy that was a good shot
yeah say come on now
yeah uh this
Okay. Yeah. Well, could you?
Well, can you push with us, man?
This guy keeps like running in and dying in five seconds every
night. I don't like, bro, what the fuck?
I don't care if he's done it, but he's just hopped into a TCSG and got
blasted. Well, the other round he like slabs rush shite site and
died in five seconds.
This guy's like a piece of shit right now.
He's playing like a shithead.
He's playing like J guns, but like minus the eight.
Whoa.
So my teammate man.
Wait, isn't J and Lou playing good now?
Mingo?
Like in T2, aren't they doing really good?
You look like if Jay does good, Lou does bad.
If Lou does good, Jay does bad.
Don't put them together.
He's a sniper he's throwing you.
No, if he was a sniper who wanted to throw,
he'd just shoot me in the head and leave.
Timmy, one thing about Jay and Lou,
you can never separate them, bro.
Yeah.
OK.
Kason, what up, baby?
Proud of you, twin.
The king.
Let's see you soon, Kason.
Kason.
We need to locate a bomb.
Wait, is that a leak, Mingo?
minga to one of these
all
i tell him fifty fifty g's a month
what is a hundred so you said earlier
uh... it's case in the hot and cold atom
spirits
in gomez
but beyond the state of the sounds good but i'm not gonna lie those guys
sound like
just the crew i'm a playing against spirits and adam it was the cringiest
Remember that it was me. It was me center. Glybo spirits out on
Like steam sounds turn I'm not gonna lie. I don't know much about Gomez though. It's the only guy I
Said stop it for Gomez twin
Yeah
But they're new I mean they're new reloading cover me what the fuck
I'm gonna ram bottom garage
Oh
I don't know it's a glitch
It looks like you're cheating because you have like that's something a cheater would kill I have no name
Come on
This guy's like rattled in the chat ball chat
Where should we go fuck
We'll go back up
Chally bro like that ass
Like I'm on that 12
Bro, but there's no one saw me. I tease run that Richie Rooney. No, that's the backup
fuck
I don't know I don't know you've been heard about that Jinxy
I know you haven't been playing siege but you heard about like the Richie Russian shit
No, I mean I've been playing but I haven't been like like playing comp or watching comp
I mean, I think the only thing I watched was literally just mingo's shit shit
For that shit was like a bomb
If I was on PC, I don't think, like, if I was on mouse, I don't think it would be that high-protein.
Bro, it's aura to be controlled or doing that, bro. That's crazy. That is insane.
One of the-
Remember the guy that punched the guy, the early player in the face?
The go.
Wait, thank you. We wouldn't be the arsic's coach that on sports
Yeah, he lost hello way he's been watching the games I should
Not my fuckers I go, bro
I look you in the eyes like our second coach
I'm sure you actually get
Yeah, punch in the face to like
Jake's DC cargo window!
Enter cargo window!
That's carrier, I think that's hard breach, I'm not even trolling.
I'm the fucking truth!
Gonna hop in a cargo window blow.
Yep, got him, he's all blue.
No, they saw him with their mate.
I'm about to one-shot this dude.
Wait, I hit somebody else with that C4, I got an assist on that guy.
I hit two.
I
Blue dead comes
Bro, come on
What oh no, it was thermite I killed thermite and then assisted the other guy hit two of them
God, that's even so good.
I'm on it.
All right.
I actually saw that clip like the other day.
All right, Nick.
Yo, I saw the, I saw the seal noise one other day.
Oh, God.
I get like, I don't ever want to be blacked out again when I do.
Yeah, that was off the, you were drinking fireball that night, I think.
I haven't drank fireball since.
I
Feelin good a little hungover got like a two-day hungover
You got hungover from what were you doing? I was on Saturday
Like I feel like it's like a two-day like hangover, but you would you get like would you drink do you get like fucked up?
Yeah hammered bro. Yeah, I drink like what I met. Oh, yeah
Like I was against it. Yeah, I don't smoke and I never will but like I drink now, you know
Take it all
Timmy, what about you to me?
All the time
My trap with her right I got you I got it. I'm happy to be the bandit
What they go down or up?
Down down down.
Whoa, I don't know if I'm trusting that.
Timmy, what's your pick up choice?
I'm here.
Oh, you got it.
Nah, we're good.
I got a locker red bull.
Damn.
That dog, that bat shank is via headache, though.
Vodka and red bull.
I got lucky.
He's been a band today.
You want to do a bridge?
Timmy, is that crazy to say you might be the most outbounded gamer of all time?
How should I do this?
Um, listen to this one.
Is that a crazy shout?
crazy shout I'm gonna go to the middle so hopefully he can't shoot you I think for
FPS we're probably up there yeah you see that then I don't donate there
I don't know any game you're bad at so aren't you like Diamond and League yeah
well that's wild he's all up the wall he's all up the wall
okay it's crazy to say Tim you might be the most well-rounded gamer of all time
Timmy, can you pop a- are you gonna go-
alright
can you line?
can you line?
oh
he's still in Annie, I just got this wall fuck
wait, I got it, I got it
for sure
Timmy, can you drone that guy or just swing and fuck it?
uh, I'm gonna drone that guy
tricking?
alright Nick, here I go
alright, that wall is open
left side
left side, left side
he's in the Annie door, Annie door, man
nobody drone the-
the bandits in the double breach, folks bring in a-
yeah, uh, yo, no one Annie, no one Annie, they- they dip, they dip
No one in
Yo, no one's even pillar or window. No one's
I'm in his bench
One is being that whole one is being that whole way
I'm planning, I'm planning.
Is he on bird?
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Hi guys, I'm on my bird, though.
He's impacted by me.
He just impact.
I'm planning.
50.
I'm watching cover with stairs.
75.
Come here stairs, come here stairs.
Hold the stairs.
Timmy.
We're still here, we're still here.
Our last guy has 1hp.
See you right now.
Get that kill.
Come on, boy.
Good game boys, get a game!
Good shit, gentlemen.
You're getting off?
You guys are playing for like 4 hours, let's play in 4 hours.
Hey, I'll see y'all bruh, I'll see y'all.
You guys are playing for like 4 hours, let's play in 4 hours.
I'll see y'all bruh, I'll see y'all.
Timmy, it was good fun, they played with you bruh.
Alright, we got it.
Peace out.
Yeah, peace out guys.
I'll see y'all boys.
I think it's time to see if Lacey can qual-
Did it start?
No, it's not in 10 minutes.
Oh my god, perfect timing.
I think it's time to see if lacy could call
One two last time. No, I don't think it started yet. I don't think it started yet Chad is all through what a call I
Don't think it started yet guys that ass bet us
They call Ozzy
I might go back to siege on xbox, bro.
Because like, I haven't personally, when I solo queue, I haven't personally experienced
cheating yet, when I stacked with them I did, or maybe not, but I just feel like if I get
to like Diamond slash Emerald because I'm close. I'm almost Emerald. I think it's just
gonna be bad. So how do I, am I supposed to console? He's gonna call the clicks. Are
you done with League? No, I just played League of Stream because you guys don't really like
want to watch League of Stream, which is understandable. League's pretty boring for
the first 20, 30 minutes of a game and then the end's kind of cinema. I love League. I
I play league every night off stream.
He's in a call with Klicks.
Okay.
Do they want to, oh.
Yo Ozzy, what up?
Oh, what's up dude?
Uh, I know.
Tonight's Lacey's last chance, right?
For the qual.
Last chance.
I'm watching it.
Do you want to watch it with Klicks, eggs, muzzin' me?
Or do you rather you me and you watch it?
No question whatsoever.
I'm kind of down.
I'm down.
I don't mind.
Okay, sweet.
All right, cool.
I drew that call then.
All right.
I'll add you now.
Reed?
Yo, what is this picture, bro?
Yo, what is that picture?
Is this real?
Oh!
Flix, is this a real picture, bro?
Wait, we'll photo.
Oh, no.
Bro.
Yo.
Is that not real?
Are you on the other group photo or the lacy one in the other group?
Chad, did that actually happen?
Yo, bro, why are you?
Bro, that's the most insane picture of all time bro. He posted on Twitter, bro
He literally posted on Twitter as well. Yeah, it was a dare. I remember. I'd be honest though, Jinxie. It looks pretty
You know, I
Know no comment on that, bro. Yo, did Lacey start yet or not yet, bro?
Amen. Amen. It's yeah from your guys is honest opinion. Can Lacey do this shit? Is it possible? Yes? Yes, really?
Yeah, yes, 100% yes. Yeah, yeah, it's he
Cause it's like you're missing the 45 best other teams on the region so far.
It'll be like it's not going to be easy and the format's a bit weird.
So he's got 11 games.
The problem with the difference in this one, GXC, is kills are worth like nothing,
which could be good for them.
And 65 points for a win.
Each of them is only worth one.
So they got to play like mad safe.
Wait, what do you mean by 11 games?
There's 11 games total?
Yeah.
They've got 11 games to play three hour windows.
So like if you burn through too many games though, you fucking up.
Like, you don't get unlimited games.
They're pretty fucked.
Yeah.
So this could be Settama.
No, it'll be good. It'll be good.
And if he doesn't make this, then yes, he's officially out of grants, unless he gets three teams banned,
which apparently he's confident he's gonna be able to do, but we'll see.
Dude, you see the proof that he showed on stream?
I didn't see the proof.
Is he gonna be able to sad tweet, bro?
Like that tweet actually fucked me up reading that.
That was sad, bro.
Did you- it was the Kobe one.
It was like saying he's done.
You saying he's done.
Yeah, he took the Kobe retirement tweet and just fucking changed it to be Fortnite.
Wait, what?!
Yeah, that's the code is the Kobe speech
Bro you think you think ladies be like being that like for he doesn't show time many things like you don't see like the clip
He did like the full-on like actual like Kobe speech your basketball
But no, I did not even see that. Yeah, he did it
Sweet I thought it was done and then they made another
LGBTQ I'm like bro. What the fuck?
He okay, he was supposed to be done
I think he was gonna stop and then case on like actually went like full dad on him
It was like giving him like a speech and shit about like delete it
Like it's not your actual last chance like lock in like case on kind of came through. I'm gonna be honest
He's gonna do it bro
Do it. Oh, you got it
R could one be two every single drone in that heart. Yeah, but he like we didn't see our yesterday, man
I'll disappoint it. I'm gonna say it. I love our yesterday. That was like no dark. I don't know what happens
Yeah, bro, the nurse guy, bro
Yeah, he was playing for Lacey a bit too much, but even alone he still like even a couple of games
I got one game of solo clutching. I expected to go off on how to do like a full double refresh with me challenge
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Wait, is it gonna be 360 points to go on West?
Wasn't no it was on EU. There's no way it's 360 on West. There's no way. It should be so much 30. Oh, we're gonna need
show cock, please
Hey, Jim see what's your purpose
Imagine having a clipping account, Korra, I literally don't.
When is the Five Nights at Freddy's Marathon?
I don't know.
No more Dante's League Streams, no, I didn't say that.
Realistically chat, the next stream I would do on League would be me pushing gold, which
I was gonna do.
Then they took away all my Elo and put me in Bronze III, but then I dropped 33 kills,
so I'm obviously gonna have no problem getting this over.
So the next leech shimodanta is going to be a gold marathon.
I just have to get close again.
And I have to all sold up.
Which I don't mind.
Like, yo, gig silver's not a task.
Like, bro, I'm the best player in bronze every game I play.
Like, I'm not kidding.
Bronze is ass.
Honestly, the problem is I play one game a day, so it's going to take a forever to get
out of there.
But I can't.
Cope, I had 32 kills, 5 assists, and 8 deaths with 150,000 damage last night in a Bronze 3 lobby.
If you type Cope again, I'm gonna slap the dog shit out of you. In game.
Stop Cope, I'm literally termed.
That link is good until you need ping speed. The download is good and stuff, but it's once you need speed is the problem.
Because you're gonna send it up to the satellite.
I swear, I remember you using solo.
Me? I use it when I go fishing.
But if fishing stream, yeah, it's not gonna connection style. Like, yeah, damn, bro
What are you watching right now? Okay, this is cannot okay. So central's going on right now
We're stopped in two minutes. So this is not around things like the best central team trying to do
But clicks once can add it to knock wall. No, no, no, don't
Every single time I do bad in the grand the first person that does a
Watch or a bottom you session of why I did bad is canada, bro
No, it's kind of thick.
Clicks is the last I hate on Knotter right now.
I would be honest, I like Knotter, but Clicks has every ride to one of the same.
Wait, he actually does full on like break down to what you did wrong.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, he has a lot of views.
Okay, that's kind of sick.
Yeah, no.
Jay, they've got a siege.
Maybe like, nah, nobody does that in siege, bro.
He watches now.
It's the night of though, like.
Yeah, literally like the dust hasn't settled there.
He just gets on and just box his treatment, just points out everything they did wrong.
No, it's 219 good or bad.
Ah, I mean, that's me, bro.
Fuck, Tropical Smoothie Cafe closed?
Oh, shit.
I should've knew this.
Maybe Smoothie King, bro.
But no, they don't have any good food.
Bro, Tropical Smoothie Cafe has good food.
Smoothie King doesn't.
That's the issue.
That's what you got, Higgs, right?
He's indebted to us, bro.
He's indebted to us.
That's literally what I ate today.
Wait, Higgs, you ate Tropical Smoothie Cafe today,
Deras?
Yes, bro.
The grilled salad lettuce wrap or whatever.
Oh my god.
Don't even get me started on that, boy.
I fucking love that shit.
Chocolate Smoothie Cafe is fucking incredible, like, like, dead ass.
Yeah.
You're a piece of shit, Jinxie. First time chat.
Nice. That's great.
What smoothie do you get? Sometimes I got peanut butter,
sometimes I go the strawberry banana one.
I don't like peanut butter smoothies.
Yeah, I don't like peanut butter.
Bro, have you packed some protein in there, man?
Yeah, it's overpowers everything.
All you can taste is the peanut butter though.
It's not the worst thing, but like, I don't know.
I was like I want some fruit. I want some. Yeah, they like just
allergic to peanut butter, dude. Yeah, actually, that's like what?
Just I know I'm like the fucking loser that has to tell like the dinner person that I'm allergic. Oh
You're bad guy. Oh, like are they pretty sure they definitely
You go into a restaurant and you're like and they're like any allergies and you're like yeah
It's pretty embarrassing sometimes I just risk it but
I just just died
It's not a death allergy
My throat just closes
Oh my god, don't pick action that's fucked
We're gonna get a guest out of here from Chipotle, bro.
Fuck it.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Maybe chicken or steak.
Ah, I don't know.
Chicken, chicken, so much safer.
Steak is good, but it's like if they fuck it up with so much more.
The steak from Chipotle is terrible, bro.
Do not get that shit.
Are you gonna check it?
Really?
Chad, hold it better than Chad!
Last chance!
Focus the fuck up, bitch!
Yeah, well, it's the energy yesterday.
He is so hot.
Dude, where was the energy yesterday?
Well, maybe he's just not hungover today.
Bo, yeah, Georgia, he said he was hungover yesterday.
Yeah, he was actually hungover.
It feels like he was hungover yesterday too.
That was not the energy we had yesterday.
Wait, was it okay?
Unbiasedly, Ozzy, was Lacey playing like dog shit yesterday?
He played bad yesterday.
Him and Ark both didn't play as good as they could.
100%.
Yeah, there's no doubt about it.
All right, I got a Chipotle honey chicken taco thing.
That should be good.
Ooh, nice.
Are we low-key saying, okay.
You're going to scare me.
So we just pretty much agree here.
We care about what just cannot a bucky and then Lacey facts. Yeah, I look he's gonna watch Lacey like okay
Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm gonna watch Lacey and fax in it. Yeah, I'm gonna go yeah
I'll do I'll keep shadow of her go come on. I was like if they're in game and like Lacey's literally sitting in a box
We'll watch him. Yeah, I'm down for that. Yeah, yeah, we'll keep shadow of her go as well
I care about we need to see these vibes the faxity vibes with his teammate
All right, there we go. I think we're good with that. Yeah, yeah, let's see that
Oh, you want to see the South Coast vibe, so he's wouldn't play on everyone's
Yeah, out of the atrocious so do we figure out what happened between soccer like did they actually skim?
I don't think we know yet. Okay, so I just he's not there. Okay, so the geniuses chat
So you guys have the context of today?
Yesterday was NA West heats
Faxity and Salco came 24 to the one of qualification Lacey was 26 years 3 of qualification
Lacey paid arc to play just like facts played Salco and there's a bunch of drama
where both Facts and Lacy thought that potentially their teammates deliberately sold them to take their money and not have to play with them and end up playing together today.
Whole bunch of drama, whole bunch of investigation, now they're both having to play together anyway, so we're kind of worried that Facts and Salko's vibes are going to be dog shit.
They're kind of forced to play together now because someone in any West Heats above Facts is going to get banned, which means Facts and Salko are now in grants and can actually play.
So long story short, vibes are probably going to be fucking horrific.
So just so you guys are aware of that, it's going to be quite interesting.
So we got sorry for the for the full yet first.
So you guys know because we're waiting once this fax is the laser.
I want to hear if their vibes are just absolutely terrible.
You know, I'm excited, bro.
I'm fucking coaching Lacey tomorrow.
And when it was fine, yes, I actually think they're going to call.
From this POI.
Yes, from Heave Harbour.
You know how to play this?
The pump it's a pump. Oh
Don't fuck him up, bro. Don't give him some shake arms. Oh, you can't say that bro. No money in nervous
This is gonna be a cinnamon ass night chat will they see qual or really shit down his leg find out in the next two hours
hours. Yeah, very fair. Also, we're no pretty quick. This tournament's a weird one because
it's got still based matchmaking. So you get in lobbies with other people with around
the same points as you. So if you do shit, you get really easy lobbies, but if you do
good, you get really hard lobbyists and I can kind of fuck him up. Yeah. So we'll see.
But it means the game should be good. He's got the best player in West, man. Like it's
kind of tea the fuck up. Lacey, it's time to tea up, bro. But he wasn't, but he wasn't
playing good yesterday. He didn't play good yesterday. I did not play good yesterday.
for real sees clicks.
Yeah, always plays good.
No, like he's arc, bro.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
This is so high last part.
How long is it?
What is he doing?
Like, is he just having fun?
He's just having fun.
Okay, I explain it to you in chat.
I'll give you the abridged version.
Him and Salko playing together today,
even though technically they might already be in grants
because they missed out calling yesterday by one place
and the team above them is probably gonna get banned.
But now they're forced to play together
Salko was actually happy that they didn't call cuz Salko didn't want to play with him and now he's forced to so their vibes
Are gonna be fucking horrific
Salko was like trying to make him pay him and then fact I say I'm not paying you anymore. It was bad. It was all bad. Oh
Oh shit on
Yeah, it's really good though. No, it's
Hey, drink see I just started to stream
I'm an ex emerald controller player and I switch the keyboard and mouse and want to take this serious Eddie Kim's bro, bro
um
listen bro
To be a gaming streamer
I can't help you with like IRL streaming because I don't know shit about that
It probably better to ask like Ron, but I feel like gaming streamer is probably easier than IRL
To be a gaming streamer, bro, you have to have like somewhat of a niche, like that's
how I started out, bro.
I had a niche where I literally just played Siege, like I didn't stream any other game
and I got to like 50 viewers.
In order to get to a niche, you have to be either really good at the game you're playing
or really funny.
It's one or the other, bro.
If you're an Emerald player on Siege or a Gold player on Siege, why the fuck would
anyone watch you?
Like actually think about it.
Same with like Fortnite imagine you're streaming for night and you're like a gold player on for night
Like people want to watch gaming streamers for one of two reasons
They like a game a lot and they want to learn or
They think the guy's hilarious. It's one of the other. It's one of the two
Those are the only two ways to make it as a gaming shooter I would recommend
Becoming like disgustingly good at a game is a good start
But then like the other thing is like even if you're really good at a game like it still might not even work out
Like you still have to get lucky
Should be just hard as fuck bro. Like the thing about streaming is it's honestly
50% like talent and then 50% just pure luck dead ass. No, 50%
talent 30% like luck 20% grind you have to grind to give yourself a chance to be lucky
But yeah, like if you think about it, if I'm like, if I'm watching Siege and I'm like a Siege viewer and I want to like get better at the game, am I going to watch sports stream or am I going to watch an Emerald controller player?
Obviously, I'm going to watch sports stream because if I watch sport, I can learn shit.
So yeah, bro, that's the only way.
You have to be like incredibly good or incredibly funny.
And you have to grab.
Good job. Yeah, how bad?
Yeah, I don't know what we're doing
Bro, he's getting he's getting down like seven business days life road the fuck just happened
Oh my god, no, it's under you
Yes game one
nice here is good this is good we're waiting for the one pump here's the fact
saying oh yeah I'm talking is he good come on facts come on okay yes they
know Jinx even facts actually played phenomenal yesterday he genuinely played
the best one he's ever played so we're kind of for that
purpose so they don't call basically he's ever played he's ever played he's
Okay
He played 50% worse than a tier one professional
Okay, I want to make fun of lazy I've no idea what this guy does way
I
Should play names here fucking radio next you do
Oh many boxes bar. Oh ox doing it. Wait. I'll show you this one. This is good. It's not we need you just shit on that guy
No pro players you simple edit
It's terrible. No, it's good, but it's just yeah
No, you can't you can't reset quickly Jinxie, which is like super important
Like when you try to like reset a wall post and like reset them instantly you can't simple edit
So like and you have to do super wide edits, right?
You can't do like tiny little edits, but it's also muscle memory like these guys have got like 10,000 hours on regular edits
Go to simple and it fucks them all up
It's no bad you should stick to it. You should a hundred percent stick to it. Yeah, I'm a
yeah
There's 80% luck 20% hard work stop lying to these people. Well, no, you're just wrong bro
Like you physically the thing is think about streaming is you physically can't get lucky
Like 90% of the people that try to stream they don't have a face cam
They barely talk and their ass or mid at whatever game they're streaming. There's no luck
It will never work. It will physically never work
You have to have a foundation of like something either you're like the top 20 player at a game
or you're really funny you have to have some foundation because if there's no
foundation all the luck in the world is not going to work you could literally get
rated by like a streamer with 20,000 viewers five times if you have no face
cam you barely talk and you're mid at whatever games you're playing it will
never work it doesn't matter if you got lucky five times it will physically
never work that's why I'm not giving him false hope I'm just saying you have to
have a foundation, literally.
Like, you think people are gonna watch a gold siege player
who doesn't have a face cam and isn't talking
or they're gonna watch Spoy.
They're obviously gonna watch Spoy.
If you want to right now,
I'm not gonna like,
die off.
Yeah, I'm gonna try to.
Yeah, I'm not gonna try to.
Yeah, I'm not gonna try to.
I'm gonna try to.
I'm gonna try to.
I'm gonna try to see like,
do you have anything to tell me about those?
Why are they living in the same place?
Yeah, yeah, but we have to.
Oh no, have absolutely zero clue.
Try to get a fraggy.
I feel like it's a more complicated drop.
Stick to a symbol.
I didn't just keep going heat wave
So then how did you pull out Jinxie? Okay first off I'm not talking about blowing up
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about like realistic making streaming a job. I was a champion siege player like
Yo, I was a champion siege player, bro, and I had clearly had autism
As soon as I got to which partner I bought lights a green screen and a camera like I wasted no time as
As soon as I had a thousand dollars to my name, I spent $950 on my setup and I clearly
had autism and I was clearly good at the game I was playing.
You guys can say I'm a silver player, I'm not a silver player, I'm a champ and I'm
not talking about blowing up, I'm talking about getting to like 50 viewers because that shit
is not easy.
Getting to 50 viewers in Siege is like literally almost impossible, literally.
diagnosed it's not self-diagnosed it's I hit champ 20 times y'all mad but he's
not lying bro I'm not lying bro I'm telling you how it is to be a gaming
streamer not talking about being famous or having fucking 10,000 viewers to make
a gaming to get twitch partner on a gaming streamer you either have to be
really funny or really good at the game you're playing period those are your
only two options no one is gonna watch somebody if they're a silver player who has no facecam in
talks once every three minutes the thing is though that's half the people that stream
we can't do the maca one he is not he is
a lot of you here bro you should be uh i don't know how many times yeah we can get us a gold
it's not going to nine to five like actually okay i love that you don't want to do on the
How's Lacy doing? Did he die yet or no?
I'm lacking the stone players by faxing in. Fax is not panicking as bad as Omen.
Oh shit, they killed us all.
Oh fuck!
Maybe shit on solo were going.
I'm back, I'm back.
Omen, is he gonna kill us?
Yeah, let's go back.
Whoa, he's...
We're killed.
I just gave him the mythic pump.
Yeah, look at that one second.
I'm going back, I'm going back down.
I got you, I got you.
I think you should keep the pump from us.
I think, let's see, let's see, let's find out.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Wait, he won't be dude.
Here we go with the mythic palm. Let's see it. Dude. I would this was like a 10 second fight. What the hell
In the lacy get in there
Ram flip?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait a god damn minute!
This is fucking my witness shit!
He might do it again!
He's walking!
Oh shit!
He's dead, he's dead!
Click, she might see him at Worlds, boy!
I'm fucking mad, bro!
Holy fuck, that actually looked clean, man!
I
Cannot imagine Lacey doing a walk out and close
That would be generational problem. Yes
What's with you gonna get top two in this one or what first in LCG?
Come on, Lacey
Clicks who's better right now? Lacey or Ron? All these had Lacey
Why am I upset?
More gamesense and Ron Ron's good at the game
I
Quick one
Wait, is it Lacey has better mechanics and game sense or just game sense? Yeah, I would say everything
Oh, yeah, is it all bro? I'm beyond us runs good runs runs close your bronzes and play the game in one
It was really bad around run is mental
You have to watch Iran journey chat sorry to gap sorry gap
This guy's asked a great question if you have low viewers like zero to five or zero to ten
how can you create content with no one chatting?
That's the hardest part about streaming.
The only way to get anyone in your stream
is literally just to post on TikTok
and hope for the best.
That's it.
You have no clippers because you have to clip yourself.
That's the brutal grind about having zero to one viewers.
You have no clippers, no one's watching your stream.
You have no one to talk to you.
You feel like a crazy schizophrenic person talking to yourself.
And that's how I felt for a long time.
The only way to get anyone in your stream
You have to clip your content on other platforms like YouTube shorts Instagram reels tic-tac and just try to get lucky
sir
All right, we did watch the venom one yet, okay, so he did witness it, but he probably thought that was venous fault not his own fault today
Oh shit, hey, right, I mean two to three kills right now, it's fine
It's all my sense of you. I'm actually down to handle them real quick handle them
He's fighting in Northwest well the first this is where you kind of want to have a good first games
Is when you're in the lobby with like the shittier players, you know, the skill base match back hasn't kicked in yet
We shook it. Oh wait, they're building wood boxes. This team. Oh, yeah. Now this team's gonna be bad
It's a good moment to switch the metal down. I'm gonna be honest. Oh, no
No, he's just coming right up.
This kid is not it.
Yeah, because he's the goat.
Please, what do you mean?
He's fucking crazy.
Wait, his headset's on 5%.
Oh, don't worry.
Who's that sad on?
The Lazy's.
It was a notification on the top right.
It was a notification.
He said, headset's at 5%.
At 5%.
Yo, look at this game.
It's bluetooth, headsets, and you have to charge.
Just plug the shit in.
I can't tell.
No, no, I'm looking a lot.
I use wireless headsets, but they're so good because they've lost so long.
You should be in prison, bro.
Wireless headsets are huge in hell.
Six uses two, I think.
Bro, I have two big wires on my setup.
No, don't give six the plug.
If you use a wireless headset, you should be in prison.
Period. Period.
Okay, fine. I'm gonna split my headsets into two pieces over here.
No, you go to bed and charge your headsets.
Bro, it takes like one hour to charge it, not even.
And it lasts for like a week.
Yeah, that's a shame.
Is there no audio delay?
There's gotta be audio delay.
No, not at all.
Holy smug. Alright.
Two to six. Two to six. Nice.
Okay. Lazy is not really getting a lot of kills with the double mythic, but he's got the fear factor.
Wait, G.G. are you watching tomorrow?
What is tomorrow? What is tomorrow?
Tomorrow is the finals. That's where you need to win.
Tomorrow is the finals. Tomorrow is the finals. Tomorrow is where we have to win.
Yeah.
There's five games, and he has to win one out of the five to qualify for grand finals.
Wait, so there's five games, and Lazy has to win one of the five.
Yeah. So, it's what we watched yesterday, but all the other shit doesn't matter. It's only the win.
That's what we see tomorrow.
Like he probably would yeah, oh for four way. Sorry for on West five on central in E
Yeah, that's right. That's one of four. That's hard if he makes it. Yeah, if you're down, we'll watch you
We'll have to be in I supposed to watch history fuck replays actually
Well, he's gonna get there first though. We're one of nine points. We're gonna try to bit
I think he can make this finals
But I also when we surprised me does and this format's kind of brutal you fuck up
No games in its like look at all their playing brother. They got it brown. Okay, okay
Lady does seem way more dialed in today
Fuck, but it's just game one though twins key like we got a slower roll a little bit
Also kills don't matter son
Very little yeah very little Ozzy canada had another like mid game. They got a 7 kill 11. Oh
They're just getting all these like
Like we had oh they're in 30th, but like it may be in 10 minutes. They're probably gonna be oh wait
Cuz I thought you guys were gonna keep watching Lacey
No, I thought it's so good. I mean, it's okay. I'm down as well. We'll keep your hands on it
No, we gotta watch Lacey. I mean, this is cinema, bro
I mean, I'm enjoying watching this stuff
It's also we've all like the with the broadcast as well. Like I'm excited. I'm happy to just not watch replay
We'll be broadcasting tomorrow.
Wait, what do you say?
Broadcast tomorrow is making it so much better.
Oh, yeah, broadcast tomorrow.
Wait, makes he's going to have a broadcast?
No, no, no.
No, sadly not. Not West. Not West.
We are the broadcasts of West.
Wait, West doesn't get a broadcast.
Fuck no.
Fuck no.
Okay, Lacey, you don't understand.
I'm sorry, Jinx, you don't understand.
Not a single person gave a fuck about West until Lacey run
and started playing.
Like, Jinx, I have not watched the West tournament
in like three years.
Dude, it'd be interesting if, um, like, you know how Lacey's paying Ark?
It'd be interesting if there was a trio's-like circuit and he paid, like, the two best pros,
because then he could actually win.
Really?
Really?
Then he could win.
Yeah, he could win on West, but with two Ark, yeah.
If he gets two fucking arcs, bro, and he's not even that bad, like, he could win.
Sorry.
Dude, I want pro-amp, I want the next pro-amp to make for more bounce teams.
I want to be one pro, one content creator, one celebrity.
And then like again like that crazy things you can afford like the celebrity role if you don't play much
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest like the balancing of the last program teams. Yeah dog shit
Yeah, it's just too hard and do ours because you get one good credit
Like you can't invite people like Lacey if you want there to be balanced teams because like you
This the problem I had with my fortnight fucking tournament like I haven't done it yet
But like yeah, the problem is like what do I consider Lacey as is like your creator because like I'm a creator
a senator like it's the approach no he's not a pro it's Rana pro no but it's
Rana creator they're not really creators and they're not really pros but it's
four nights you have to have a minute so it's like what the fuck yeah you do
trios that's why I think you can like balance it out the other day cuz
Let me make like
You get like a shitty
Cinema bro when you're out you're out this one of that cringe shit like
But yeah, nice genuinely, but what is your plan for that JC?
What is your plan for your 20? Yeah, do you think that I do I think my plan is I'm gonna make it like you said Aussie
I'm gonna make it trios one pro two creators per team
But like if a pro gets a kill it's worth fucking nothing and if a click
Because you could even then do like like a good pro and then you just have like Lacey and then like max or some shit and now
It's fair and then another yes, like two okay creators like that's how you actually balance it. Yes. Yes. Yes, exactly
I can like I said, I'm down. I'm going away this time. So I'm down to help and shit when that comes around. Yeah
Yeah, it was the worst timing ever like epic was like I was vacation. Yeah, it was bad, but I would do it pride and the bogus
I think and the bogus is good. I'll be back. Let me get my tacos
In mouse live in Australia
I was like what
11 amp B is crazy
Kind of like it though. I don't like it. I can't do the other time like not now when down saving chains
That's when it's good. I get up at four and start at five. I actually like that. Yeah
Because when I'm in Europe whenever we go for like land events in Europe and shit doesn't start till 6 p.m.
I just feel so shit like I'm just waiting for everything to happen. Oh
6 p.m. Is way too late for turning it start. No, it's way too late. I love what be atrocious
Or oh five why haven't a five though? Why is it not five day?
There's never been party. Yeah, I know
Like back in the day. It's not a six on east. Yeah
Yeah, but why did they do that? I don't know man. I don't know I like school and shit
They added an extra hour delay. That's because of west and they added west. Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, I'm actually getting there. I'll see that back because I want the break even center
The lead fucking central
Not a west as well west is fine. Just don't give a crazy-ass price for West should exist one land spot like first
Aston like oh, see one
Not a crazy price for you. All right, let's do it lazy time. Come on
13 kills is cool. You refresh wait, they're exactly they're stacked the shit. They're literally 555. You know, they're doing it
It's cuz he's back on a setup, bro. You actually needed this
yesterday
come on he's on the house he's on the better pain he thought the better pain would be better
but it wasn't he had zero pain essay but it was less
what was his damage yesterday? I'm actually I'm damage checking him from yesterday
well 1200 and it's gonna be like almost the more damage this game
oh wait no I'm speaking of facts do you know what I mean?
he did less, he did less than that
good job
that's a smart job that was smart
Oh
He did 98 he did less than a thousand damage in all of five games yesterday, he's actually done more damage this game
I swear
He's back.
I don't know why he's back.
He's so much better today.
See bro, Lace might be an IRL streamer now, but he's a Fortnite around here.
He's a Fortnite around here.
He was. He was.
Back in the day, he was solo. Like I would watch Lace's one of the PMEs when I was watching solo victory cups and shit.
And I would expect him to win each week or like at least get close to it.
Yeah.
He's the one like six different weeks.
I mean, he's crooked-y ass.
He's a hundred earned.
No, I've watched him alone win more than one.
Yeah, he won once.
Oh, fuck, I must have.
Oh, who the fuck?
OK, I thought I watched him win like four or five.
I think I watched him come second.
He was like another like pilot type of.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I swear he won two weeks in a row once.
I swear he did.
Maybe I'm being a pilot though.
I might be getting him in pilot confused.
Dude, these are the orders made finals of JV there.
You got tacos?
The tacos are just Taco Bell.
No, you got chavales, I think.
GG, bro.
Parasites gonna get you
Well, let's talk about parasite
Okay, rapages said me and Lacey earned in a duo catch up in only two games. He was actually good
So I'm saying broken people get gas lining me off
He definitely rapids at his shoe. Well, I also called I called the woodwork asking for the pilot
So yeah, exactly. I was decent too
Did you have to play with the same type of player? Yeah, I don't know actually
Oh
Hit a clip bro, come on. Yeah, it's clip song real quick. Come on. Bending pump. Let's see it
Did he just spray his own that he could edit
Come on little way
Gatsmump right now, bro. We're gonna talk about that. It was tactical
Look at his fucking chat, they're so funny
W walls. W walls. Yeah, I'm loving this. I love that. I love the overly like nice. It's way better than his usual
He's about to shit on Octane
That's so much structure damage. Oh
No
Yeah, it's same there that's what I thought
He picks up his mouse so much it kind of annoys me
Yeah, that sound it sounds like he's gonna break he keeps up and keeps putting it down
But I'm like I swear you're not supposed to pick your mouse up that much
You need to lower your left off distance. Yeah, something's off of the sense. I swear
Yeah
Wait South actually sounds like kind of like energetic you sound you guys
Sounds excited right now the facts
You give him more money. Oh
Give him more money
Place game one yeah, so I mean he should be ladies been the fact
It's about faxed a bit yesterday by a lot fax played genuinely good yesterday
But they should have won that would be kind of cinema now if they won't be won
Didn't they done that haven't they if it's okay, so if it's zone was fax fax wins because he's just way smarter
So this motherfucker is mother like he's he won he wins in zone wars, but one of your bill fights
I think it's right way more fair
It's cannot actually two five eight. Oh, yes
No, I don't think so. It wasn't this koala. You eat like a little girl. Yo, can y'all just let me enjoy something guys
I'm eating a friggin lemon cracker, bro
Let me enjoy something dude, please God. Let me enjoy something
They might be the same
He's saying yeah, no, yeah, how many point oh it's deadly skill based matchmaking how many points it's max on there
I
Did one points. Yeah, sir
I says I said more than top
cracker cracker
Your talk is that how you're chipotle bro. It was fucking terrible. Oh
They I
Ordered a hard taco. They gave me soft and they just loaded that bitch up with rice
So like some of the bites were just straight up rice. Yeah, that's not fucking hey bad
That's bad yeah
What do you mean pardon, what do I say they're doing in my chat dude pardon what did I say they're doing out of my chat, too
You ripped it wait what oh is it cuz a cracker
Yeah, I was doing till like weeks before JC adding pot into my streams one of the ones things I ever did
I'm gonna blame you for that. You can't even talk bro. Yeah. No, yeah
No.
Wait, Lacey's watching our reaction, go back, go back.
Okay, we're gonna watch Lacey watch us.
Are we at that point?
Did you only stop in your face, man?
It's good.
You react harder.
No, actually, no, I feel so bad when I see someone watching back me in an endgame and
I just wasn't locked in.
I'm already just so bad.
Just talking some shit, just not locked in.
I feel the worst.
Bro, I don't know why you guys do that with your face cams.
Yeah, you like them.
Like, Lacey, bro, your guys' face cam, I can't even see your face.
like your whole room, bro, but you like it, right? It's like, I want to see you guys facial
expressions, bro. Yeah, that's fair. I also know when we're on the topic clicks, we got to get rid
of the shit in the background, bro. Your background used to be so much cleaner. I'm sorry. The clean
just skylight was just so nice. I'm sorry, bro. It's the view is so nice. The shit just clutters
in now. I'm sorry. I've been saying this for a while, dude. I used to like every time I watched
I was like game fixes use a vibe and now I'm just like damn. There's so much shit
It's some cool shit. I'm sorry, but man like you
All right, bro, like when I'm sweating I can dead-ass barely even see his face. I got my it's like 90% his room
10% of space
Yeah, I mean you think you're trying to see everything on your face, right?
Yeah
Pretty extreme but I look at it like this bro y'all's room never changes, but your face does change. Do you know what I mean?
Your budget on screen is too funny, bro
The fucking corners and shit. It's like run shitty-ass Mike. There's just something about it
You're right though. I should clean up
But like you can see my face while I'm playing though barely like barely. Yeah, I can see it but not not really
Yeah, go go go to clicks
Yeah
Clicks is more of a
Right now like I'm never usually looking this way I
I also do I don't get the I don't get the bare bricks man. It's never been a thing for me
I
Think over I did a like the whole dude kids love the whole collectible like the like what's like kind of I don't
What do you call it? I usually call it gotcha's this kind of like but then you guys are coming away. Did you like our chest?
No, God, God says it's like God says it's like the kind of games you play with like it's like Japanese that you go and like you
Put in the clean machine you get the thing and it's like I think
I think you're in Lacey's product is actually fucking cool
I think most great products are literally just crypto scams y'all's is actually cool, bro
Yeah, you guys actually have a cool last product. I like it
Make a jinx. He's a cap. I know dude. I mean, we're gonna we're making me one like a
Just for you though. Just for you though
When freighters drop something it's like a crypto rug pole, bro, so I respect about it's a real product man
All the other products is just like some dropship stuff. No
yeah why is he waiting? why is he waiting guys?
wait I don't know why why is he what is he doing?
oh stop him
why is he waiting? oh oh oh
he's lurking they're trying to get like a double angle
oh fuck you faxed her
yeah I mean faxed her
where you lurking it fails
now he got some damage you got some damage
no bro lurkins needs to need to kill you
No, usually no facts like that's not a fax like he's got a bit of damage. That's it's not a good look
But that's not a fact like the fact was that fucking hotel player is telling south
Oh, he's gonna see you dude watches Lacey, but won't wouldn't watch mingo yesterday. You're genuinely fake as fuck
Yesterday was my dad's birthday
So I was watching a movie with him and then I was able to watch the last map of mingo's game at like midnight
And then I called mingo
you're literally a piece of shit and I don't ever want to see you in my stream
again I'm not even kidding you're a disgusting fucking loser and our Roosh
one two three never come back to my channel again you're literally a loser
bro I hate you like with my old heart
Oh
50 points
Not a hundred I think almost I mean he should be like 90 something right 80 90 something
I don't know how many points you got in that game, sure.
Oh, I can't fucking see any way.
How many points do they see yet?
I think that's a good game.
I think they got a 0 kill, 39.
88, they're 88, okay, 88.
Alright, not bad, not bad.
Yeah, it's not bad at all.
Yeah, it's fine.
They don't game just there right now.
You just don't want to have a game at least.
You just do not want the 25th, bro.
The 25th in this format of like absolute killer.
You get right to end game and then just die and it's just sad.
South goes playing like a bitch, though.
I'm not gonna lie.
Why are we even lurking? Just run him down.
It's just how the moves like that? I guess he does.
I mean, it's West, it's West, L, C, Q.
Oh, he's supposed to move, but...
What is this, Emo? Manipulate me? What?
What?
I mean, okay, I know you guys don't watch Lazy and Facts,
and I mean, I kind of want to see if Kanada qualifies here.
Oh, my God.
Lazy and Facts is lurking in Storm. Can we see if Kanada qualifies here?
Oh, watch this game. Watch this game.
Okay.
like let me hear it. Let me hear it. Come on. Let it out. Don't don't hold back. He
deafened up. He deafened. He deafened by. Wait, let me just confirm. So this is well
just so you know, the canada is the only single 49 player in the history of this game who's
made every single FNCS finals and he stands to miss out right now if he doesn't make it.
Yeah, that is kind of fucking insane. Yeah, so we don't know what the fuck happened. And
Like he also like he's kind of been in a bit of a slump where he was looking real good
And then he couldn't find a good teammate couldn't find a good draw so we went to West
One on West and then like a lot of pros of talking sharing him for that. He was like not man. I'm still just as good
I'm crazy as fuck and we come back and central and dominated so it's like kind of good at that vibe as well
Dude I cannot believe FNCS Grants is on the same exact dates as streamer games
like one day it'd be fine bro the same two days oh my god I started on the
second and finish on the third then I could still watch yeah that'd be fine
yeah like I mean they'll uh there'll be this plenty of other time it's coming up
at a sick as well like if you want to watch EWC I don't like reload EWC is
gonna be fucking sick they're running this Red Bull tournament should mad funny
as well it's like it's it's called a reload reshuffle where it's all about
two globals will be fucking crazy but the reshuffle you get a random teammate
every game and it's whoever does the best individually at the end of the
tournament so that should be mad funny like 40 pros they keep getting put with
other people should be kind of funny
what can I know wait do they need this game really bad why me for the 258 and
there's in the 258 they're gonna need to wall like 340 ish and there's really 24
minutes left so yeah if they die here like if they die now they need what is
that like they did 80 points 20 minutes. Oh no. Oh no. Okay. Oh,
get on. Yeah.
Okay, but GC as well. As far as major tourney, you might like the
LCG finals. By the way, there's a mini week long FNCS happening
right after this one with a huge prize pool and the last two
sports for land on NA. So that shit's gonna be super high too.
And that's the week after grants.
Wait, um, okay. Yeah, that sounds peak too.
I'm always kind of down, bro. Wait, he has these guys. She'll be playing in that. Oh, Higgs. Are you the chug splash guy?
Oh, that is a yamzo actually
Okay, yes, that was me
I'm out of me, but Peter bought paid me a do it and make clicks
That's what actually happened.
The plot thickens.
Wait, so hey, why didn't you throw the touch box?
Were you just blank out?
Bro, honest truth, bro.
I knew we didn't need a shitty ass.
So I was just like popping digs instead.
I'm gonna be honest.
Then we go on lucky and come in the zone.
I had most damage, most kills by fucking a mile.
I had the best stats in the log in the trio.
I had more kills than 100%.
No, no, no, all my life I had more skills someone got
Chets yeah easy it is to instigate a bro. You just like it's just so easy to instigate bro. Wait. Oh
I can tell you they're doing all right now
They all play phenomenal they do play phenomenal and again, I always want to say it again for anyone watching the chugs last didn't fucking matter
It's funny, but it's actually matter. They
Genuinely would not have won if they had a chug.
You wait please.
Yeah, Jinx was actually one.
Jinx was not real, by the way.
Jinx seed.
Dude.
Like, it actually didn't matter.
Dude.
I'll trust your opinion.
I'll trust your breakdown, please.
If it's not coping, I'll trust you.
I never got not enough.
I never got not.
We would have been chillin'.
Why'd you get knocked?
What happened?
It's a hard one.
We were below for Storm Surge.
Yeah.
It was messy.
It was a craze.
It wasn't because that kid was jumping on you and them as well.
I remember it was weird.
It wasn't a kid jumping at your PY and their PY and shit, too.
Shit to remember bro. The end of that grand was super weird. I remember it was a good ass finals
No, holy fuck. We're getting landed on in shit
Yeah, and then he landed on you landed on eighty-third. Okay third place was 300 points behind Peter's team in our team
It was the craziest grand ever like we were literally just
Osvers Peter the whole entire that's fucking cinema man
It was sick. It was fun.
That sounds, I wish I was like, what's that?
Like, that sounds cinema, bro.
I mean, this is how you get some good ones.
Oh, good.
No, it was too good.
It was good.
The point-overs-key one.
That one was so good, like...
If you tried to make a season to be as hype as possible,
you'd have the Demon's Domain ending.
Like, it was fucking wild.
Your guys' one was good as shit too,
but I'm trying to imagine, like, if it wasn't you versus Pete,
like, it was another team.
People would say it's boring,
so like, two teams could win it,
but the Demon's Domain one as well.
But it was hype, because it was you and Pete.
Did we get third?
Well, I'm the demon's domain?
Uh, we got, we got third, second, eighth.
Yeah, we got the, yeah, yeah.
No, we got to get from the demon's domain.
Wait, Lacey got a hand?
Oh, shit.
Wait, he got a hand?
We got a clip? We got a clip?
Look.
I think a chat might have spoiled from leaderboard is my guess here.
I saw four people right here, so I was like, yeah.
Oh, he's got like, he's got a bad time right now.
Well, he's gonna five minutes away. So if he's dead, you can check on the leaderboard. He's not we don't know
Yep, could it go one guy there could it go?
You're landing going late and then they already have guns and then it's obvious you just kind of
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why'd you say best?
Oh, hell, though.
Yo, Huck is getting gas, bro.
Their vibe is so much better today.
They're not actually really.
Wee, what the fuck?
Wee, he got instantly.
Yo, it's Chad at the top left.
Just stayed in the fucking Wee.
Yeah, that's my favorite.
Wee, you're crazy as shit.
Not a nice kid to get a good game, right?
No, he does.
He has to.
Wait, that was cool.
That was true West Bros. Oh, that's why you got happy. Oh, that's why you got happy
But it's not even just pros bro at school like that's to this school's being there's no a school's being weeded opens to
Oh, it's crazy. He lands there. He lands there. Oh, we know he doesn't do I do I doesn't say this
I don't know it could be just normal. I just obviously suspicious
Not a need this well, okay, why don't you name yourself Batman Booga? Do you like Booga?
long story but yeah basically meet me my trio we would all name ourself trio
motherfucking you was nine years old but me my trio made our name like there was a
pro named jamper and then his name was Joker jamper and then I was Batman
Booga and then there was a pro named Wolfies, and then here his name was Wolverine Wolfies
There was a point when Batman Higgs was like play out placing Batman Booga like he was out placing Booga as Batman Booga
The shit was too funny though before you rebranded
Like everyone thought you were shit like every time I talk about channeling this Batman Booga kid
Everyone think it was a troll like you're just gonna be shit. You'd call me baby
Yeah, I'm sick of saying it. I'm like it's bb because it's just so annoying
Stats, yeah, I've got him to your show after this I have to see after the after this game
I was game. We were gonna take it. We're gonna stat expose you and see you do better
Bro canada so much better than faxity and lacy, bro. Holy fuck
Yeah, but it's like it kind of insane actually no it is it's this dude's fastest shit. How many episodes did he win?
He's got one win one win one
Even his west one he almost says like it doesn't count sorry. Yes. He did win
So what's this like love love love saur?
Or well, I feel like a pro am in it more than the west, man.
He plays sometimes.
I mean, that one in, bro, bro, bro, but I'm not.
I'm just saying the pro am was harder to win than West FNCS, bro.
All my life, it's not white when you're putting a little easy out of there, bro.
What are you saying?
Yeah, I see, bro.
I think that's any one wins.
Let me see. Bro, we can't do it.
If you jump, then you play D.C. and D.C. is the best player in every way.
That's just me dick riding though.
You also played better than Vino.
That's Cap because if we put this team, Canauda and Sphinx in that pro-M, they're getting first place.
They are.
Oh, good mother of god.
So bro, that's Cap.
That's Cap because they only won one West FNC.
Wait, wait, wait, D.C. D.C. what's your point? I'm confused.
My point is, Kanata and Spinks, Kanata has one West win, right?
One?
Yep.
If you put this team in the program, they'd win by like a hundred points.
That's a good way to say it.
Whoa, that was a good way to say it.
I get where he's going.
I get where he's going there.
After you get where he's going, what do you mean?
Kanata has one West FNCS win.
One.
has won the West FNCS win one if he played the program would have won by 200 points the
four night program is not easier than winning a West FNCS because the West
FNCS is a pro and playing that's one pro yes this is a fraud and it doesn't
work how does it not count but that's not a win click the fuck no okay
Jinx see so what any pro duo that's literally my point
Bro, if you put two pros first one pro and a crater the two pros are gonna win if they're remotely good
The canada's actually a good pro. It's when you came say
No, no clicks was third and I was like six or fifth wait
What is this? So this is this that's from the grand finals that we're just debating about let me see this is
This isn't real by the way.
Is this real?
Wait, maybe that was day one.
I actually want to make a note.
What?
It's a factor in first half of the day.
Whoa!
You were first half of the day.
Don't talk so much.
No, no, no.
This is wrong. We weren't first, by the way.
Peter was 530.
I think this is day two.
This is day two.
Okay, we get you behind but this is human right the last way. Let's check. Okay. Oh
60k for first place that's fucking
Oh, oh my god, it was though so carry the bad off any limbs what the fuck the quick step to least them out
Oh
Worst damage
Fucker the audio point this out. He's also didn't trade in one bit this Grants
He was
I actually feel bad sorry. I said he also definitely doesn't he fucking carried your guys ass
I
know
Bottom pranks
133 to win the fucking game bruh show me that Ozzy Ozzy there was also a game
But she or clicks died with 60 up and me and yamzo clutch
Remember spectating me how I played that game. I carried the fuck out of that. I was stinky that was stinky
I wasn't hitting us though. I know those places
Amazing I think he was getting the kills
Yeah, Higgs and clicks just so I'm clear here y'all were arguing about who was carrying and you guys ended up getting carried by yams
No, but the I Joe supposed to have the most he was in
to be fair that i don't explain it bro you can see a kill that we got was it was a team kill
like we all shot at the same time yes yes yes he was stealing kills ozzy yeah okay
what i'm trying to say is we ran free edits which means we all shot at the same time and
I feel bad for fact city bro. I like I don't know. I dead ass
Like yo, unless you're like Aussie because Aussie you like analyze the games, bro
You analyze it as being a fortnight creator and just getting passed around like a blunt must be miserable
Okay
That was actually sad, but to be fair facts brings upon himself
But you could see last night the community actually got pissed at South Korea like it
Facts is a weird one. Everyone's allowed to make fun of facts until someone else outside the group makes fun of facts
And then yeah, what the fuck was that?
Get faxed you space. Yeah
Try not to laugh
But you but you gotta remember the GC like faxing will openly straight-faced and fully believed that he could like shit on clicks
right now like in certain moments and stuff like he'll argue that he did better than clicks like
like they'll do a 2v2 and like he'll do 10% of clicks damage but argue that clicks older
shit and he should have won like he does it himself through though like it's white facts is so funny
i can love the guy his confidence is insane oh my god he thinks he's the top 500 player in the
world that's what came out of his mouth the other day bro do you think he genuinely believes that
It's easy enough to be delusional like I don't know
This game will you start to break it down? It's not you was winning pro and with ease with Peter
Okay, that's the game of Bucky though Bucky 3 30 racing buggy a good game
I cannot have a good game and shadow virgo 1 3 in a row. So wait, they're all looking like they're probably gonna make it through
Oh, this is good.
The chase is not for me.
All right.
You were rainbow six-seach.
No, I was a...
Dude, we had rainbow six-seach...
Here's what I'll say.
We had rainbow six-seach console pro league
where half of those kids are pro players
literally right now
and I was probably a top
20 to 30 controller player
in my prime.
20 to 30.
500 not 10,000 much have to spam cap and spam
No, no, no, bro. I was dead. I was like a top 30 player
What does 110 Ben mean?
Like in rainbow the man around like that that shit needs to die bro. No
I'm not sure if it's this is
this is this is Jinx's chug
slash like it's the same thing
you'll say every time.
Oh, I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
I'm.
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I'm.
Let's go. What's the 221? Okay, that's Valorant. Fuck that fucking shitty ass game. You went to 221 Val?
If you play Valorant or CS, you're literally just ass at Siege. Period. Period. It's all it is.
Because Siege challenges your brain and your mechanics. Valorant and CS literally just challenge your mechanics.
That's all this literally oh
You can get far yeah, but it's also like the movement speed mechanics and stuff
Hardest bro, it has everything
Hardest after playing and watching
Okay, I'm gonna be honest bro the hardest game is the most competitive skill game is probably League of Legends
Bro that ass before night in terms of mechanics
But I don't know for that just seems a little brain rot sometimes like it doesn't look like there like there is a lot of strategy, bro
Fuck oh, you're right. I mean like this. You mean like
Fornate is a lot of
Harder though if there's so much RNG no
Anyone can get you can get luckier fucks like president
Yeah, four night mechanics and rocketing mechanics are the two most mechanically challenging games in the world
That's something I like for night to be a pro your mechanics have to be fucking insane
The thing is though the strategy element of a game like League of Legends. It's just more skilled and for my I
Had this debate in my chat all the time
I think like the fact you guys overcome all the bullshit RNG and drop spots and meta changing is mad impressive
But it kind of sucks in for night that like there can be a grand finals
And you can genuinely argue the best team didn't win right because all they got a good job for the good RNG
They're good
At the end of a League of Legends team
I thought of it, the best team won.
Who misplayed? Yeah, he won.
Who misplayed? They played well.
The other team played like shit and lost, they lost, but you can't say it was RNG. It wasn't luck. They actually got outplayed.
Yes.
But she's kind of smart.
But I think that the fact that you guys overcome that to still like consistently be good in a game that does have this much luck is fucking wild.
I will say that always impresses me.
It's not bad. It's not bad at all.
No, I've never heard that before, bro.
That's what happened to our 10th place on, like, on Konwaki.
Like, we were the best team, Higgs.
And, like, we started one, but we got 10th on Konwaki because of the RNG,
is what Higgs is saying.
Because we just got fully unlucky.
And no one will ever know that, because they weren't in our shoes.
Yeah, it's a hell of a game.
No, bro, I'm just saying, like, bro, Fortnite has too much RNG for it to be,
like, the highest skill game.
But the mechanics of Fortnite, yeah, that probably is.
We can't afford a mechanics and might what's harder for the mechanics of Rockley mechanics. It's a good demand
It's just hard Aussie. I mean, I just don't know but it's again because for that changes so much
It gives the ability to like get ahead with mechanics and so I give me good with the new gun and ship
But like rocket League is the drill in the same shit. You've got the same basis
I never change is like yeah
It was like jump I can go forward backwards left right
But then those fuckers turn that shit into like double flip reset backboard fucking pinch ground shot like that
Yeah, I don't know. I kind of is a good debate man. I really I couldn't choose one, but I
respect both. I respect both. I think it's debatable. Like Rocket League mechanics, that
shit is impressive. For now, mechanics is impressive. Like, yeah, it's insane. I think
you just respect them. I really don't know, man. That's a hard one. Hard to beat. Check
on the pool. What do you even require? It's harder mechanics. For now to Rocket League.
much that's based on all the time.
Much of the base is so much.
And then another thing about League is there's like a hundred and like what, 60 champions?
Like, I mean, Jesus, bro.
I think it's a tool they do now with the game.
Yeah, what do they call it now?
Like once you pick a champion and then it's like banned from your pool for the rest of
the tournament.
I love that shit.
That's so much better.
I know.
Because then you get like different matchups every game.
Oh, right.
I was like, uh, so League was the first e-sport I ever watched when I was like 15.
And man, that shit would get so old, you'd get a meta matchup and it would just be the
same thing every time.
Yeah, that's what Tyler was telling me.
It was just the same shit.
Fielderstraf, that's it.
Fielderstraf, so much better.
Oh my god, I love it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude.
Yeah, click to get a note.
In League tournaments now, like once you pick a character,
like once you play one round with it,
you can't play that character in the next round.
So it's not like you just keep playing the same character you're good at.
It actually makes like really diverse ones.
Like teams are going to lead because they'll play their best characters,
but then like towards the end, they've run out of like there.
The champion pool is like lower.
So now they're playing characters that shit on it makes it way more old god.
Old god.
Oh, he's out.
Oh, yes.
Oh my god, no, how is he alive?
Yes!
Oh!
Is he?
Is he?
No, he's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
He spoke too soon.
Oh, Aussie, bro.
Aussie fucking curse, dude.
Oh, I did it first, bro!
Oh, Aussie, bro!
I did it.
You excited, too?
True.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Don't want me to talk to you.
OK.
Don't want to be weird with this loadout.
I actually have more faith in Oxsola.
I'm so sorry.
the gold pump double chugs like the math and shit in this endgame like he could
face solo because he took his maths or something well like stacked ox solo you
could argue in some scenarios actually better than lacy and occup depending on
how good lacy's playing and how well ox i g l-ing ox notice experience at i g l-ing
jc is probably like his biggest wings as a player right now he doesn't have to do
shit for lacy just gets to be crazy as fuck as a solar yeah it sounds like a
little chill cat he sounds pretty chill yeah it depends lacy's pretty good now
But like legit if this is me like genuinely if I'm playing with Ark right now
It's better that I'm dead there and he's stacked this shit
Ladies better than me, so it's like kind of closes the gap
But there are the argument can be made that it's better right now like it you send the program bro
If you just gave poyo all of your mats and yeah mobility and he stopped trying to get you through the end game
Yeah, would have done better
Exactly exactly but
The boy wanted y'all to get top five. I think he I think he would have got y'all top five
Yeah, he definitely did not kiss me, bro. He told me to go for a 1v2 like he's like, yeah
man, you find yourself in a 1v2 just go for it
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest like I'm gonna put that shit on my refrigerator boy
That's also crazy, like that is crazy, don't even stress, like that is crazy, like he will...
Swee over a problem?
He was tweeting about it, I'm like...
I'll pause here, I'll pause here.
It's in all of his replies on every tweet he makes, so he should not bear you.
Really? Really? Really?
Yes, every single reply.
A lot of the casual audience don't like Queezy that much, Jamesy,
like he would tweet every time when something goes wrong like he's like
meeting him was he there he was he was he was meeting a pretty normal looking
dude he's european he wouldn't be one he's one of the two in the europeans
playing with him in venice there
monarch like the angry and now bro come on
oh god orcs is sexy what all many mats
Wi-Fi this is good
Gameplay
So what would
What would arc rake in like central would he be like top 10 central?
Is there a piggy could I could get up there with a little bit of development him and canada would do well
I mean clicks like they were actually placed in high and did finals
He would be like top 25
Yeah, top 20 more time to develop. He'd need to be on central for a while and I get better on central
I'm like I'm like third
Let Aussie say it out loud, let Aussie say it out loud.
Yeah, yeah, let Aussie say it out loud.
I don't know, I mean, because when Higgs is now like,
this is like, yeah, right, bro, what?
Nah, Higgs is in third, but like, for example,
if Higgs and Curve literally came 12, 3, this grand,
I wouldn't be surprised, but it's hard
because Higgs only just started kind of idealing.
I just thought I would know.
Me and Clix had a rough last four grand.
IGL, IGL shit was fucking up.
Yeah, four grand is a lot of grand, bro.
No, I said meeting clicks have added four grants, so it's been like...
What are you talking about?
We're not ranked high.
We only play two.
No, I'm talking about the two.
Oh, you guys don't kill Bob.
You guys don't play four.
Oh, no, no.
You cut, sir, bro!
I'm sorry, but that wouldn't be time.
You were just talking about him!
Dude, no, I'm sorry, my bad.
Yo, is he bottling this?
No, is he bottling this shit?
No, this is not so bad right now.
Holy fuck, I have to meet tabs open.
Let me close this.
What place are they in?
Um, let me check.
Let's try and check, but holy crap.
I was in 3D.
He's in his billet.
I'm back in 80.
Okay.
So we're okay.
So what is finish on 100?
What are they like a hundred and that was a good point.
Yeah, he's in 24.
He's 24.
He's 24.
That's all 50.
That's fine.
And only three games.
We're running out of games.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, they need to get, they need to get.
What place though?
What place?
1250, 1250.
They got a hold.
1250 out of how many ports?
Ah, shit.
I didn't fucking know.
$50,000 3000 3000
bros west oh what the fuck
Okay, it was all of the big central teams called shadows qualed canada's basically got to be called and buck is about to be called
So okay, hey, what's on tomorrow's story? Is that like nine again?
No tomorrow's the same time as today. Unfortunately. It's the not the two hour earlier time
The west will start at the same time as they do
Central yes central's earlier. Don't you see central's? Let's see
Central starts tomorrow when the fuck three out for now whatever that is why
center gonna be good I thought all the good people called already
you know Bucky and not a money maker
like there's money makers center I thought it was like European the little kid
he moved in the season yeah he lives with can beans now it's just too funny
bro see can be taken for a drive for the first time
Yeah
Fucking craziest thing I've ever seen oh my god such a funny kid
Clips like a long time ago brother that kids he's China's rabbit
You know I did a video I did a react video
I literally just watched him get two kill wins and two separate games 1.1 million views on YouTube like I just
At one point did money makers are fucking views for him. That was like yeah, yeah, mr. Popular
Yes, actually when he's singing that's
No
Do they remember Asian?
They both went like actual Main Street like people like what did I shit on like me?
Was Asian Jeff ever or money ever close to like for a level or no money? Definitely. Yeah money made lands money's good
to
No grand channels with the all bro G
Yeah, that's good. I mean I think money has different level. He made do or grow like door laying. I feel like that's oh, yeah
What Jeff was really good at one point? Yeah, that was good
But then he just started the trolling act way too hard in my opinion. Yeah
That's a great out fax he's on door-to-ash
Yeah
in a fucking Fortnite event.
He's fine, he's chillin' there.
He's ordering food, man.
Bro, please.
Like he's on his phone in a Fortnite event.
If I wasn't here, I'd slap the dog piss out of him.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
Is it a box?
He's chillin', he's gonna wait for the rotate.
No, fuck that noise, bro.
You need to take talking about strats.
But this is unironically better,
cause Fax has a tendency to like like to over peak
and shoot at everything.
Like having him just be distracted is kind of better at times he's been
We go late in the bad is that no
No, no, that's a fan. So if that was done like a magic high patch over maybe who's the god pass
So Flix, Flix, because you play frag, you can almost never duo with another fragger, right?
It has to be an IGL.
Ah, yeah, you got him before.
Okay, because I was the first one to win.
IGL, once he's in grand, I got fourth.
I was a decent IGL, I wasn't like the best of the best, right?
But I knew I had IGL, but right now, I love fragging.
So, I don't really see about the game.
Yeah, I love just shooting my gun.
That was your best placement, right?
That was your first best placement, right?
Yeah, I was yelling, yeah, it was my first.
Yeah, yeah, that was your best placement, I was yelling,
I remember that.
Clicks, when you guys got second,
how depressed were you, bro?
Dude, I was happy, it was weird.
I was actually happy.
No, you were so upset.
Oh, he went to dinner with me.
I remember we went to the sushi place
and you're just like, bro,
like couldn't you have just chugged, bro,
like the whole time.
Oh, fuck.
That farm's got night.
Oh, no.
Ozzy, you know he came into my room.
That's bad vibes, bro.
No, he came into my room after, and I was crying, bro.
And he's like, he's like, get up right now and give me a hug.
And I was like crying, and clicks his arms, bro.
You shut up, fucking chunks of shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Dude, that just sucks, though, man.
Oh my god.
I'd rather get his second crowd.
Bro, it's not just neck and jinx, it's second of PETA.
You don't understand how much different that is, too.
Oh, we're all going to die, bro.
Been points.
What makes it bad?
When it's so close, it's so sad.
Yeah, no, that's right.
You don't snack at a PETA twice now, Higgs, too.
Like, that was before even PETA was fully on his PETA.
That is so fucked, Peter Bob.
Oh, I'd literally be a millionaire if he didn't exist.
Like, I'm not showing.
He's ruining my life.
Peter, but Peter bought didn't exist to be a millionaire eggs. How yes, bro
I mean force in synapse. Yes, bone. He's taking them all second four times. No
Why twice why I'm sure about that and this was the side to beat about it was the start of peace prime like wait
Wait, how many points we had of you became second the first time Higgs wasn't like right? Yeah, we did 11 games
games if I queued that game didn't get off a fucking loser I would have wanted
for CS bro faxity is so cute he's all locked in oh it was nitro season oh
it's really good second to agreement it was by like a lot wasn't yeah yeah yeah
that's what I thought you go saying to me grim is red line that's right just got
Home from work. Can you restart the stream?
mods
rain down
theory on this motherfucker
I'm six hours in
We see that way report. Let's see owner
Man, oh man. Oh, it's shit by two fuck. Oh
Oh, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Oh, fuck. I was gonna say
Crackers dude. Oh, I got you right. Yeah, it's bad. Hey, the bottle is even crackers
Crackers were like
I
Yeah, okay, I'm liking this good space
He won last step in CS with Veno no
You want to know how many kills Higgs and Curve had together last game of pizza today?
We got a 21 kill win.
Yeah 21 kill win.
Higgs had 3.
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that.
I was stopping before I been there.
I was stopping.
It's the IGL shit, man.
True facts.
People are right for that conversation.
Exactly.
Jack, what would you rather be? Would you rather be the guy with 18 kills, or would you rather be the guy with 3 kills who's like calling the shots?
Oh, cause...
I'm calling the shots!
I hate those kills every day!
The 18 kills are only becoming a thing because of the true greatness in the mind of that guy.
Do you rather call the shots though? It is just aura.
Exactly, you're like... you're the big dick, bro. You know what I'm saying?
They are coming to you.
let that shit swing boy
exactly though
okay french channel or chat for an oxygen or if i'm a chat saying both like we had
one grand friend one of our friends may calm down
craig you don't want to know it
you know that grant was that grant was insane though
it's actually insane
i think arc won't be torn right now
at least just spectating
of course party class it is fine he's giving good comps
i've been here bro i chat i've done this with stuff in many times as well but
I've been in the spectator seat
We know we know yep, you all know
Right how bad did stop and carry?
Yo, I was gonna tell you straight up this motherfucker stopping was so good half of the top console players
quit the game because they didn't want to pay entry fees to play tournaments anymore because they knew they were gonna lose
Like yes, he was that good like he's he's actual pro now. Yeah, he went from Jaycee's console
Yeah, he's actually solid T1 pro. He won rookie of the year like his first year
Bro, that motherfucker was so good. She won like
Nine tournaments in a row when he was playing with like mingo and case and like that like he was the best console player
Yeah, so he was like probably hit about 4-9. Yes. Yes. So sad. Yeah
It's not in the pro league. He's doing it like in like the up-and-comers league too. Yeah
The other thing though is like in Siege
It's harder to carry than in for that cuz like in fortnight if you have a duo
It's like you have to carry one guy in Siege if you have to carry you have to carry four fucking
Okay
Yeah, how is he paying 5k for this weak ass teammate bro? We can't even like help him
Wait he gave Salko 5 grand?
That was all the drama, yeah, that was all the drama, yeah
Oh, you missed out on the drama
Salko's drama?
Yeah, I'll explain it to you in chat at the start
I can do like the whole thing after this if you want this
I can say he's fucking got lore to it
It's Game of Thrones Jesus, okay fuck it
They're currently in 24th, one place of calling
Faxity was gonna give Salko 5k to carry him
But then what happened was there was a theory that the end Salco and arc both
Coordinated to sell because if they both didn't call then our arc and Salco could play together and realistically literally could win grants
If our can Salco played today, they would probably they would qualify they would win tomorrow and they could actually win grants
So there was a theory that Salco played so bad yesterday had to have been deliberately selling back so he could play with our
Admitted it. Yeah, he did. He's gonna steal his money and then he was someone else
Wasn't that content family in there? I think he admitted that he had him like a lot
That's pretty fucked up man if that's true it got a little bit like yeah, but then
It was a whole thing last night
It was like every pro in the call went on for like an hour and a half like even clicks that I hit and water views to the place
They were making and shit. It was a whole thing
That's fucked up. Goddamn
But yeah, South is the only one the money a bit here though. We're gonna see some better place
Nice. Here we go. Hi. Are you in coming? Oh
It's out go like a little better is he old?
He's all he's vino. He's an evil vino Jinxie. He knows you know, he's like a vino like he's just angry
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, he's the guy from the Lorax
Guy that just pissed all the time, but the orange dude
Yeah
Saying why you know is evil Vino is the devil
Bro Vino looks like the most unhappy person I've ever met
It's Ron.
He's playing with Ron.
He was yelling at Ron in the pro.
It's a fucking program.
Relax a little bit.
He was yelling at Ron, bro.
You haven't seen the other person who might look more miserable.
He almost looks miserable.
He's so different outside of the game.
I swear he just hates this game, but he doesn't.
He loves it.
He plays it all the time, but it just makes him so unhappy.
He's actually very similar off stream.
Off camera, off everything.
Okay, I mean, when I was just streams he kind of has his moments where he seems like Matt chillies
Robin happy as well. Okay. Oh
Yeah, Malibu come but Malibu greats. He's not like I don't think people would say Malibu is evil
He just rages when he does. Yeah, he just screams in Russian
Now remember that we would we wouldn't know if we were gonna win based on how we also joined the call
And it was so true like when he also joined the game
You we were gonna win and every time he came in singing we won but every time
And then he joined on the battle bus.
He was like, you know, oh, shit.
He's like, oh, what the fuck?
He's seen Drake like live in life.
But that was kind of rare.
So I was like, you fucking get this.
This should be his last game, no?
And like, fuck, he's like, what, 336?
So he needs like, what, five more than he's done?
I don't know how high center he should be going, Chad.
How high central going, Chad?
Let's see.
Is he playing game?
It's like 320.
He's wide on the edge.
Oh, this is a game, guys.
See fucking calls, okay?
He's gonna drop a lot once other people catch up cuz their games we ending so he's in 70s now
So yeah, he did drop you in 70s now. Yeah
I like bucky he's funny. Oh my god the whole lobby is here. What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no.
But where's he going?
Why did you go the whole time to the left?
Wait, they're just me?
They landed?
They landed on us?
They should come though.
They shouldn't be pussy.
Yeah, they have so many games.
Yeah, like what?
Oh my god.
This is where the fucking combo is going.
When you start being bitches.
They are dead.
Wait, ArcSane's dead?
No, he's dead.
He's actually coming back.
Oh, they're stream sniped.
They're stream sniped.
How do you know? How do you know? How do you know?
You just look like I'm hunting them down.
They're looking at us like this.
Hell no.
On one island format though, this is kind of a little bit strange.
Oh, shit.
I need to take off my delay, man.
I still don't fucking delay on the rest of this.
You have a delay on?
It's like five seconds. It's not a big deal.
Oh yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
It's not like a beefy ass to me.
Well, you play the game, and there's flank siege, and there's delinquents that stand me on that game.
Oh, so it's just like enough to constantly like, where you're holding, so like, just fucking UAVs on me.
It's like a little bit of a laze.
Yeah, the advanced UAVs.
Yeah, one second delay is literally unplayable on that game.
Yeah.
I go stream-slaped in one Valon game, and holy fuck, it's the least funny experience.
And then don't even get me started on streaming fucking Fortnite. I mean, my god.
I think it's the most unsimple game in the world.
At least, well, I mean you can switch raids a bit on Zerobilts, can't you?
Because like the paint doesn't matter that much. You can even like throw that shit on central, east, west.
I actually noticed that snipers are lower in like gold ranked lobbies for me than in actual just regular shit.
Yeah? Makes sense. Cause some of you would be like too high ranked to get into those games or like no rank.
I forgot about Fall Guys.
Fall Guys. In the tap match, trying to get that win in Fall Guys is so great.
I don't do that was rabbit is us that went so well. He had to be
10,000 gets it when he did it. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, it's all guys didn't attack man. Yeah, that shit went super far. It was like mainstream like the news
That's crazy
Dude fall guys
Well
Oh shit, that's like
I didn't play for years later
They're coming at me both at me both at me both at me both
It kind of resurgence and makes it free
I think when it wasn't free it wasn't like
What the?
Oh my god, Faxler?
We'll grab that Maven
He's been with Maven
He's been with Faxler
Wait, if he switches his gun does it make noise or not?
Yes, yes, yes
Oh you would hear it
If like someone does that
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
He doesn't know we get an extra shotgun
Oh no
Oh, no
No way there's no aim assist through windows that would have
Fucking suck
Actually this after we're using the green instead he like facts should use the maven the most pros
Yeah, it's fast fire, I'd love to have.
Well, god, it's gold, bro.
But I guess you want to hit like a truck, eh?
Yeah. Endgame is sick. Endgame is not bad.
I mean, Gleek's love is the fucking extended shotgun.
That's been like this whole thing.
What is this, like, bus?
Oh, shit.
You got this 5k.
5k.
5k?
Yeah, you got those 5k, he doesn't care anymore bro.
I swear, someone could make his name so good, like big if he tried and carried the fucking facts and got top 10.
Yeah.
Bro, did late see that?
He's like, he's got arc 40k.
Yes.
That sounds fake.
That's it bro, come on.
40k, ready?
It's so tasty.
Arc would guarantee it wins West Grand Final, so we had to do it for that much money.
Yes, and we'll also-
But West is 15.
Yeah, but it's before they changed the format, it's before LCG.
So I was only giving up globals for this like it was when it was make low the place you don't make global
So you got to remember like it's it's grand and then it's the global experience is global trip like it's all that shit
I mean
Yeah, no, that's what he can eat and not go to globals and doesn't FCS as well. Yeah. Yeah, they got some
Which is if you're in like the exact position as arc or no
Well, he he offered me the deal first and then I was like did he thought about it for a sec. Yeah, we played a little bit
but then I'm I don't know I was going to only do that hey I played on stream with him
but then I'm like I don't know I don't need you that I was gonna like quit because I don't want
to just throw away an FNCS like yeah yeah man I just want to compete man I respect that hits
I'm gonna fucking compete yeah that was actually was like five minutes fully updated
it would kill your rap if you went and played with Lacey for a season
I'm saying like if I played with Lacey doubted like what tier one am I gonna play with that I told us before and then
Gc
I tried to have you a little bit that's genuinely clicks
I think what fucked up run at the end like Ron was funny
So people like actually don't want to play with him towards the end of his critics
They thought he was a content creator when he was still good
But just because he was funny and had like the the payphone dancing clips and shit at like so many pros
Just thought he was shitty than he was
Yeah, no, that's actually a true thing. That's kind of what happened to me before I started playing with a young
So like I had shit options because I was like a streamer
Yeah, you kind of fell in the contact cradle like that.
I can't give you a chance.
Hold on. My chat is saying that Peterbot told Lacey 500k.
Yeah, no, yeah, he says that's a wrong too.
That's worth it. That is worth it, GC.
That is, I've talked to my chat about this, because that is, if you play defense with him,
that means if he does qualify with Ron, which he probably wouldn't know offense,
but if he did magically, it means either misses out on land or he's stuck playing it,
and that was when the last land qualified you to the next land.
land so he would have then missed both land and like Peter did it
he doesn't care for money bro
Peter's already just like rich bro
oh he only cares about winning he doesn't like
yeah Peter's rich bro I don't think he cares
um the other thing I was going to say
if you took that deal and you played with Lacey
T1 pros like the top 10 guys aren't going to take you seriously
seriously like oh this guy doesn't care about me just want to money I think I
like this and like anyone will play with him because he's the best west player
so it's like a different story for us he's the guy on west yeah
This guy's being taxed and shit, oh no.
Just...
Eventually, like, if you proved yourself you'd have options, I'd say.
Yeah, but you know, I'm not gonna lie. There's a solo FNCS, like, I'm winning that shit in October.
So, like, technically I could've.
Yeah, I mean...
There's a solo FNCS in two months, three months?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll straight out see it.
You're gonna need to watch that.
Straight out see it.
You're gonna need to move it.
Yeah, that'll be fun. I'm excited. I'm very... I mean...
And that'll be interesting if you think they're not winning shit like we're about to see some shit
If you watch that bro, like I welcome to teaming in for now. Yeah, it's gonna be
That's gotta be asked for you because like
Nah, dude, I'm actually straight like he's I'm expecting like fucking the can you imagine like you know like the drop swapping
Shit happened in the ABC last game. That's literally gonna be last two games. So if NCS drop swapping feeding surge
Like just leaving loot around and shit like bro. It's gonna be bad
Yeah, for sure
Yeah, you could still do that
Yeah, I mean it depends like search rating was considered teaming and I never did it and then everyone started doing it
So I was like, I have to do it. You don't say like all the people need to
Touch the water before I touch you. Does it make sense got it? Yep
Like you know what you know what the church trading shit was right?
I'll see told me about it. I think a little bit. Oh, yeah, every single team is cheating
Yeah, it's a crazy shit. You've ever so what are they gonna do to prevent it though?
They did they fixed it. No, no, he means solo FNCS. Oh, you can't
I've got a few suggestions. They're a thing in this though. Like I don't understand
It's already a thing in duos.
Team and split POIs, how is that different in solos?
That's what I'm saying.
I'm thinking people are literally going to be equal.
Peter Foyer are splitting a POI?
I'm going to split a POI with fucking Raptor.
Everyone just splits with their duos and trios.
And Europe's going to be like, they're going to be splitting POIs.
They're going to be German POIs, Russian POIs, Danish POIs.
That's just going to be so funny.
The DIY
Yes, bro the German mega city bail holy
Yeah, no be over there
Yeah, so what if you glide in you just get to be one basically by the people splitting the feel I'm a bit big
So yeah, like nobody would land on like if I if I was sitting with Higgs
Nobody's landing on Higgs and clicks when they are on a few I doesn't make sense. Yeah, they just think they're gonna get teamed up
It's the implication
Yeah, of course, we would have so he's a glitch like what do you guys do?
Do you got after you loop you split up to not fight each other and shit?
Just you do your own thing. Oh, it's your own thing
But okay as well you gotta give the context here Jinxie as well
It's just it's okay
Let's say clicks and clicks and fucking canada who currently don't like each other that much
It's still not smart for clicks and canada to ever fight off spawn
You're gonna do shit in the tournament
So because it's his friend like you'll even less likely but it's just not smart to ever fight another good player at your spawn
Unless you have to and if it's someone you know in respect and you know, they're smart
You know, they're not gonna fight you so you just naturally not gonna play aggressive
Since literally 2020 for this reason to see I hear that's why they haven't done
21 I think you actually think that
How is it surprising you so much for what well because it's the same story in duos and trios
That's why I know dude. They can be literally training. It's gonna be literally like five dudes in a call
You're brought up on top of the man, buddy 50 search cups. Oh, pink. Oh, yeah
I'm in the metal coat of like dude like yeah, they should like they should force everyone to be in like a fortnight
Discord server. No, no, I think it should be like where they should everyone has a mobile phone
You have to set up a mobile phone behind you looking at your screen. They can hear you and then they want to get in the
smart you got a whole
But they could do that
Never see for doing that
So easy to set up. No, it's not for a land. No, but everyone has a phone like it's not even that crazy
Send everyone a $10 tripod set this up behind you pointed your screen. You can't mute it if you muted your band
I do see how I'm eating the cup.
Yeah, but also, they see what they did for Pro-A.
Test does that.
Clicks, clicks.
Should have they just fly out?
Yeah.
You know the solo World Cup that Booga won?
Were you at that event, right?
You were there?
Did you play?
Dude, running on the floor?
Yeah.
Dude, that was the best solo play.
I qualified five times for Zola, or four times,
or yeah, five times for the World Cup.
But I dutted.
I got 18.
No, no, I know, I know.
But I'm saying I'm um
What's it called? Oh, yeah, the environment was it like no one was doing that shit, right?
It was all just raw straight up, but there was no teaming or was there still oh
No, there's no teaming really like not like friends like I'm gonna land here
But clicks trust me I've seen that I've seen the Mongrel Clip 20 I've seen that one for you
Well cup is opens so wasn't set lobbies that's where the teaming is not as bad in opens
Like you like like you would kill World Cup and they'd be like 50 lobbies going at the same time
So it's hard to get in the same lobby and even then it's not set lobbies, you know. Yeah
That's where teaming gets worse. Do you know about Zephyr and Aldo?
Do you see?
They got banned like so true players got banned from World Cup for feeding kills and solos
They were a team and he literally dropped on him to give him kills so he would qualify
Then he got caught they got banned for two weeks
And then he re-qualified as a solo regularly without teaming at the end
So every time is on screen everyone just booted every time he died and everybody would cheer every time he died
Every time he died they don't cheer
Yeah, what was that atmosphere like was it insane like the first World Cup?
Yeah, that was so sick. Yeah, I think the trio in top World Cup for me
Dude, that was terrifying we walked out and got booed and shit
like the brawls crazy dude like I never
want to have you like what the fuck
this is in fuck with us because we're American
you know European bro the frenchies
would run in that land gentlemades had
it like fully booked out jing so they
had the ultras there and shit like
that's why city and cami go boots on
because the frenchies hate them that the
venerate okay
oh my god i'll show you the venerate clip jing
so what was that lacey was eating
Yeah, he's eating it.
Oh, I was brooding his mouth right now.
Okay, here you go. This was literally,
this was Venom's birthday too big.
It's too much.
Nah, it's not.
Wait, this edit fucking sucks.
Why is there a shitty-ass edit?
Here you go.
Here we go. Is it 49 pros vs the crowd?
Holy shit.
My God, it's not.
Look at the crowd, this is...
Wait, this is the one you guys got second in?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
He's getting booed.
He's getting booed.
Has he got the Venom clip, though, Chad?
Oh, here we go. Yeah, here we go.
Pee, there he is.
To keep trying to apply pressure.
Yeah, here they celebrate when he dies.
They're cheering when he dies.
Wow.
That was crazy, bro.
Oh, dude, we got to watch one of these, bro.
Oh, yeah, no, dude, globals.
Here's to be globals, bro.
Here's to be globals.
Hey, you're my boot.
God.
Oh, here we go.
Look, look, then it went to flip off the guy.
Oh, no.
Literally stuck to one.
And he had to switch it up.
One win.
Now they need the foolish shot.
I think they genuinely didn't understand what he said otherwise he would have got the loudest boo
I actually don't think they understood what he said they didn't they didn't 100%
We're going right wait good bunny. Hope good rotate. No, this is actually
Okay, it was actually one second
What place are they at?
I don't think they're gonna make it, bro.
Check.
They're outside top 100 now.
Yeah, they're outside top 100.
They're outside top 100.
He's 184, he's 184.
I need it.
I need it.
No, no, they can bring it back.
They can bring it back.
They can bring it back.
They're 184.
They're going to Aaron and a half, right?
Still an Aaron and a half left, yeah?
Okay, I'll take essentially the one second.
I'll take essentially the one last call.
The second call clicks.
All right, so we go with Scare and G-Money, nice.
No, the caliper Madden and chance void zipped coal man. Colin Madden actually split back. So wait, isn't that isn't this fucking? No
That's what I think else
Listen Jerry's Diego canada blue bucky Chris actually good. Oh, it's not up there. I love it. How's it good?
How's it good? It's 1231. What the fuck? How could that know? Yeah, one guy one guy
Oh my no, don't be pleased 51st
Is it not dated Chad has to be updated no this up dude it it's 10 after the like
Yeah, it has to be know what? Oh my god. Oh my god. It's the Skybases. Oh my fucking god
Literally, it's two kids who skybase every game. They don't kill anyone. They don't
Wait seven elims in the whole tournament
Actually skybase
Yeah, they do yeah, and they made finals and they could actually get a win
They came second in he's they genuinely with the right zone and play right could get a win
They could make it the pros not just check the sky for them though. Well, if you know one expects it, bro
No, but even if you expect that they're so high up
You got stingers pistols and you got to spend so long spraying and shit and then they just it's hard to stop
It really is that's so fucking cool
Now focus here chat 26, I swear something it's up there. I'm getting one guy
Like if you get chopped you can make a right cuz there's all the shit
Yeah, they have to carry the boots and just use that mirror made it through finals tomorrow
This is a good NAC finals, this is going bro. This is good crayons there. Oh shit Venno
Static Jasper and Actos by low fuck by low. Okay angel yet
That's a shit ton of time that that's the worst possible time you could've done.
That's literally the worst.
Yeah, that was the worst possible outcome, Jeezy.
Like if he dies, he might have to leave that out.
We've spent so much time.
So much time, yeah.
If you don't get a placement till top 25, that was like an 18 minute game or 19 minute game.
So the worst possible thing that could happen, Ozzy, is getting like 26th place.
Sixth place literally pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, so depending on like how the pacing of the game goes
Like if it's a stack game like that where you go that deep and then die
Yeah, the advantage they have right now is in this tournament a skill based matchmaking. So this lobby is gonna be shittier
So they need to fight this it would be better to die off rip than get 27th place basically
As long as you have enough game spare, which they do yeah
As long as you don't run out of games before the three hours, then you're fully fucked
That's not a mongrel today mongrel died
I'm spawned last game when he needed to qual and he could have got another game if he had another game, but he didn't
So it's just yeah, perhaps
It's the best way to drop this building
Wait wait wait
Swear they just fight
Yeah, fight fight fight game confidence back bro. They need to fight people
Oh, they see so that he can actually beat people like in this all be right now
Like he's as good as the fighter they're out to push I swear he's the average Westboro
Yeah, do you not think so
He made me an lcq open so we're not in like a crayons. I don't oh, yeah
And this yeah
Whoa, you dad sneeze this motherfucker dad sees I swear I said that last time
I do sneeze like a motherfucker man
What is that guy doing?
Wait, that guy's crouching.
Yeah, what the f***?
Crouch, walk past the window.
Lock in bro, jinxie talking shit.
I'm literally not.
What?
Fuck you changed very changed, bro. Why do people do that like this? I'm not talking shit
They were telling they see qualifies and the teams got bad
Like oh he said you quote and then he go and check the leaderboard like side
The first thing that I was spamming was all he said he called
I
Hate and love the fun. I so this isn't even a call for great. It's just a call for tomorrow, right? Yeah, it is the call for a chance
The call yeah, go last day
You you never played an LC wait you guys like he's please you guys ever played LCQ
No
or
It is actually kind of well how it is bad 25 grand in a row, you know
I mean here's the real question bro. This is like actually kind of a good question
Has a player who's ever had to do lcq ever won a major?
Arc yeah literally arc wait hero
Hero has six fncs wins and he's playing right now. No, no, no
I think he means like they've got they've gone from lcq to then go on to then win that grand they got through lcq
Yeah
And then it's been like I think Marius came third and Fred came second
I think of the three like major ones. I can remember
Somebody just typed all C said you qualm look at his chat
And the worst part was I could actually got him to because like that like he like believes us like oh my god wait oh
Wait, what's the fuck? Oh sky base by what is this for who built last?
I just know that's nice. I know you sell go fucking did some oh wait nice
Yeah
You see
You say crazy shit with the lurk, but that's like oh my god, Lisa's shot
Yeah
Having the chat on the screen is funny and so dangerous
Like the deleted mod messages
Clicks have you ever thought of having that while you play turnies? No
Oh, the chat wouldn't want that.
But the thing is, like, when you see that much spam,
you're actually going to think you've all, literally,
if there's that much spam.
Nah, it would not now, but no.
But when it happened, the FWC was genuinely yesterday.
And because it was like there was cheaters and shit,
and people were convincing, and they got banned.
And like, one of the cheaters got their name action,
which kind of looked suspicious.
Like, yeah, nah, he got fully banned.
Bro, get the savages in my chat!
He just subbed.
He said, Lacey over Higgs is what he said.
What the fuck?
Mr. Savage!
Mr. Savage, what up, bro?
Who's he been saying?
No, Savage, you wanna come watch, bro?
Are you chillin'?
Bro, what time is it?
Why not?
I know what time is it when I get in here,
because I bail on Savage,
so they can make fun of me and Savage.
Basically, I'm too relevant for you now, Savage,
but it's fine.
You can see the sign coming.
Why is Savage awake?
Why is Savage on DJ's schedule?
Hey, he's on CQ tomorrow.
Okay, take it, we'll be there.
Playback, playback.
Yeah, go to bed, Savage.
Actually, fuck you, no, get out of here.
Go to bed.
What are we talking about?
Join us for Central tomorrow.
I think we need to stop over here.
Mr. Savage, Mr. Savage.
So Savage literally plays tomorrow, by the way,
in this jinxie.
Savage is in LCQ tomorrow.
I don't want to watch him.
Dude, I'm going to keep it a bean, bro.
I think Prime Mongrel was my favorite pro ever.
Prime Mongrel was my favorite pro of all times.
That's respectable.
That's respectable.
Mr. Savage, like, bro, his clips were insane, bro.
Right, did you see the Bio-Qualify warrior one?
Yes, bro.
That was so good.
Dude, it was when Mongrel, he was like slightly chubby
He was a toxic little kid like that was peak
To the FNCS he won though man like it's just you know
He got dropped really straight afterwards the JC like cuz the way they won it like dude
It was the most Mongol shit just shock waving on high fucking one pumping like there was I was a no strategy
But man, there was an insane strategy. He got dropped after that. Yeah. Yeah, Jason dropped him literally the day after they want
Y'all
Oh
Handsome and himself
That's a good look, bro. It's a good look
Yeah, you gotta go to sleep. Oh my god. I come bro. I gotta see Lacey qualify. Yeah,
right.
Coffee bro. He's not calling during 200th place, bro.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, if he wins this game, that's all 50.
Wow
Yo Savage you play fucking good today very good shit you guys looking good. How's some good ass gameplay? Thank you, bro
We shouldn't be able to play this but I guess I'm gonna talk to
Believe in you
Truly young and it's more experience of smile by you
Thank you, bro. Wait, who's your duo, bro?
Um, you probably know him. He's pretty thick. It's truly.
I don't know.
You haven't heard of him?
You want my DS3 FNCS as well?
Yeah, shit what the fuck?
He won the last three FNCSs?
yes is
both stupid what you need to know this
click how do you know this
that's that nice is like a fifteen year old Swedish kids he's like me is
crazy as fuck but he's on the come up like he's not
super established isn't truly about drink
isn't that like a small yeah oh fuck yeah it is a drink
fuck yeah those things smack
thanks to you and not doing the allegations for it
i enjoyed beverages
bro trees are so excited just then
you got so excited
no they're good bro they're good
god man i actually
oh i love trudy
what the fuck
wait were those
were they hiding
They get the vending, they were there for so long, were they not there when they just took that fight?
Yeah, they're there forever.
Guys, when I said wake up and smell the coffee, bro.
That's evil for that, bro.
That is evil for that, what the fuck?
That's so good-wise.
Bro.
Wait, so what those kids did was like creepy, they were just sitting on a magazine.
That's, that's unfortunate.
Like that long and they were there for that fight and didn't shoot.
Like if you go for a lurk play normally you get bored when they start fighting and start shooting them in third party and shit
They waited until they won the fight and then left on him
Evil right
All right, this guy in the chat's name
Drink drink every other two days not every day and your twitch username is stable porno though
I don't drink every day
Where did you pick up that information from I don't drink every day, bro
Your name is stable porno though, bro get out of my chat. I don't drink every day. What?
Or fucking lacy man, yeah
You sounded so like ah
It's time to go 15 minutes that I broke it's time like the fact that those kids are doing that bro
That's gotta be a snipe. That's some creepy. No, I don't think I actually don't think the lurk was it's just how fun
I is these days man. It's just kids like they just fucking love lurking
The having like six teams their PY some games always definitely a Q snipe like they know the delay and they like know
They're in this game, and they definitely go there cuz they have
Yeah
Also by the way Higgs, holy fuck, you're finally not sick. I didn't even realize that W
I still have stuff coming out of my mouth.
I've been sleeping sick for like three years.
I've commuted 200 days.
I'm so wet and your name is Lord Adam55.
Get out of my community. Get out of my chat, bro.
You're a psychopath.
Two weeks.
Lemonia?
I think I got the lettuce disease, bro,
because I've been losing my weight, too.
I'm like
This is like a real thing this average apparently it's like there's some parasite I'm like a lot of fast food lettuce plays in America
They're getting parasites
Well, how could we all know how many artists?
No
Have you won mr. Savage
When the same boat
The same amount as Eugene see
So wait, Mr. Savage, what did you win anything else?
Do you want anything like global or something?
Dreamhack.
I've won Dreamhacks.
I've won some cash cups.
I got third place in the Twitch rivals with King Richard.
2019.
I put a first one out World Cup.
Yep, there we go. There we go with Ninja casting. That was fun. Wait FNCS 2 like wait
I got second place in an FNCS. Oh, you know the guy you see you know the guy you killed at prime the pro
That guy stole my FNCS when I got second place to him. How do you steal it? That was his first
He won
Damn, Mr. Savage, what made me...
Hey, why does he have a gun?
Maybe you'll win this year in EU. Is EU harder to win?
Yes.
It's way harder.
No, no, no.
It's easier. It's actually easier on my life.
What's the attribute you just said that?
No, no, no, no. It's hard. Okay. It is harder to get to the finals once you're in the finals.
It's hard for a different reason though. Like, they're both different kinds of hard.
Like, the average player in the fucking Grands is so much better on EU,
But the top players on NA do so fucking good against the shittier players. It's hard to beat them like that is it
That's true. Yeah, but that makes any of our NA and NA top players are like insane
But you like all around has I'd say more skill on it
But it's like different kinds of hard because then you go Pete fuck you're like like we talked about DC
I have vendor dropping 50 kills by himself in a grand. So like you go then beat that, you know
God yeah, yeah fuck
And for a while there was just p- like what p- no p- between pete and acorn they won every fncs for two years straight
It was either pete or acorn on it so like that made it harder too as well
Wait is that actually oh, wow. Yeah, cuz acorn won in chapter five season one and then six season one and then fucking p1 on the rest
It's embarrassing bro. I should have won
But like why has there not been a single n18 coming to EU?
It's who the fuck wants to give an eater up
You can get sick from lettuce bow in your country
Okay, bro, you know what I meant, bro fucking
Is a country about Germany?
I'm gonna keep it a buck bro. There are some parts of Europe that are like really fucking nice to live in bro
Like that
The Alex way
Name a couple bro, and I've never been but I've seen these on Geo
The three nicest
Is Greece like coastal Greece coastal Croatia and like coastal Ireland those three spots
I would not ask them there. Yes, bro
You live in Ireland
And never
Seen in fucking Ireland, bro
That's not good like
Croatia is incredibly nice Greece is incredibly nice Ireland's incredibly nice. They're not that populated. It's not a much people
It's really nice bro. Very nice
You be rich and shitting
Screenshare for you motherfuckers since you guys don't believe
Let's walk it on that and then maybe we can show up Ireland we should the Irish pub scene
I'm crazy
I'm gonna be like last oh
Oh nice we hold the wall
Okay
Okay, just saying though. Have you have you seen the Australian jingkocha jing see and then you have nice off beaches, too
I'm just saying it sounds amazing my friend. Can I call them all the time? It sounds amazing, huh?
Come do it Australia sounds fucking you do there though. There's nothing to do there
There's they don't have like amusement parks and shit like
This is the hike or like, you know
We are the most close friends in C11 bro. Australia is nice as shit.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, they're like Brisbane or Sydney like these are huge cities man.
No, they're not.
You have 80% taxes there and they take your money every month.
They need to send that out.
Okay, it's like $6,000.
Okay, like the highest tax back is like $45,000.
But you can go to a company that's like $25,000.
It's not that crazy.
Like you guys do in America in Australia with a company
That's why I should slice those well because it's also like I'm not gonna stop that fucking discussion
All right front side 55 a lot. That's the best thing we all understand
Well, you'll see bro, you guys are gonna see
Eight bills
Come on out. We need full IQ. I just want to see like a full piece 200 pump
Yeah, which you would fax this second it's also because faxes basically in grand chat
That's why I focus on lazy so much because three teams have to get banned for Lacy
We're almost positive one team's gonna get banned in fact is in grants, you know, he's kind of just playing for the practice
And like if Lacy doesn't win this game, I'm pretty sure it is genuinely over. Oh
He's gonna be for that refresh. Holy fuck
Okay, if they don't win this it's it's over. I'll see
Papa medkit clicks
Lacy is dead Jincy
Now walk it down
Oh my god, no it's the metal wall you think you can take that?
Oh my god, no it's the metal wall, I think it can take that.
You're so smart.
Oh my god, he's so smart.
Avadorah, he's in it.
He did it, that was great.
He did it.
He did it.
I'm not fucking kidding.
He did it, I'm not kidding.
Wait, can we go?
Oh my god, don't.
Oh, fuck, he's gonna panic.
Oh my god, stop it.
Oh, fuck, no, no, no, no.
Break the one, break the one, break the one.
Come on, let's see.
Yeah, it's active, it's active.
What the fuck, you're asking that?
Come on, let's see.
Oh my god.
To be crazy
The active storm singers makes it so much harder. He has four made kids through the videos played on what to do make it
I think you're right here
Bro, he was to HP when he slid there. I was crazy. No, no
I'm just getting sprayed through my walls as I'm trying to build
That was a nice try, Bill.
There's too many people talking.
It has to be rise no video
Wait, wait, what the fight good builds builds nice good layout put put break on the
No, that was that was decent
This is the late damage, what the fuck you normally have this late
I
Okay, no, but like
Coastal fucking grease you're telling me this is paradise. Yeah
Yeah, look at this.
And you'll be ultra rich there too.
What do you do here?
Actually explain what you're supposed to do here.
I'm gonna get up here and go in the water for five hours.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get up here and go in the water for five hours.
Wait Greenland?
Wait Greenland? Is this Savage Greenland?
Oh, I thought you said Greenland.
No, I didn't know what you said.
Okay, he said the three nicest places to live in Europe, Savage, was Ireland, Greece, and Georgia.
Now here's Croatia. Let me put you on the war ball.
Here's Croatia.
Look at all these places. Savage probably has like a villa here. Like let's be real like he
There are other places outside of America
Hicks there are other places that are nice outside of the states
You
How does it change blues
Have you seen the ocean he's I'm not even trying to be weird
Yeah
We got orcas and shit, you know
Look up Sydney Beach's Sydney Beach is nice, bro. Like
Sydney Beach's
We beat the nicest I'm not gonna lie. That's way too big. That's bond
Beach, so don't go to bond either. Fuck bond. That's just
Nice like purse
If you like you go great battery look up Dane tree rainforest if you want to go to Dane tree rainforest in forest
Okay, that's for us rain forest
Not Dane tree rainforest, bro. Yeah, I'll show you Dane tree rainforest is fucking beautiful man. These words like big out like a
He got that's like big off rainforest with like the like the beach is like right on the rainforest
This is on bro. You're gonna get killed
Me bro, you're gonna be okay. No, I'm gonna do that fucking there's a shit time sexy
But like it's like it's chill. This is why we're gonna go
Savage this is like this is in like where the great battery faces is like inland from that. This is sick
Oce has like shitty fortnight players they all
Oh, this is why OCE isn't good at any games because they have a life
I don't know if you know this but I legit do fishing streams. I'll go out of my fucking kayak and just go fishing and shit
It's great. It's so fun. I love it here New Zealand. Okay south on New Zealand might actually be nice and a lot of parts of Australia
I'll be honest. You have to go to the south on New Zealand. That's it. It's magical
Yeah
Into the sun like look at how fun this looks bro the hell wait, okay, so chat wait
You can't lacy literally call or is it over like I'm trying to actually do the math
He can he can he can it's an hour and he needs why he needs three wins basically no three wins
Guys wake up and smell the coffee. No reaction. He's three wins
Three wins in an hour. What do you want him to be God?
Yeah
Yeah, we're spam inviting him in an end game and then get him fucked up.
What the fuck?
Yo, what's this guy's problem, bro?
What the hell?
No, he's spam inviting!
No, Lacey the qualifier, I'll fuck Lacey.
No, I'm trod.
Yup.
No, I'm trod.
Chad, we love Lacey, guys.
You're still sharing screen?
Yeah, I am, man.
What's your best plan, man?
Bro, I'm about to fucking coach a team in LCQ to the Landlithy Lodge, dude.
Yeah, I'm about to fucking shit up.
I'm about to coach a team to land on that Mythic SMG.
But yes, bro, switcher and it's nice and orbit like bro. A lot of
Like
Have you been to Hawaii?
No, no, no, bro. I'm gonna be honest. Why is nice beautiful dude the best weather?
I've ever experienced in my life is San Diego
Weather is fucking incredible like you know apparently that's actually like a thing like they have factually statistically the best like weather for a Metropolitan city
in the world on every morning when I woke up, I wanted to come in my pants, bro.
You open up a door and you steal them because my favorite weather ever is like a slight breeze,
not hot, not cold, a slight breeze.
And that's what San Diego is.
It's a slight fucking breeze.
It's nice.
year the whole time. I mean, most of the time, like most of the time, yeah, in the
pieces or in the houses are low key beautiful. It is a good RNG, bro. That's
a good spot. Northern Cali is beautiful, too, though. Like Lake Tahoe and like your
Seminian shit is fucking beautiful. You should go there every summer, Lake Tahoe.
Oh, of course you did. You fucking original shit. And Oregon. I used to go there.
Ozzy, Bend, Oregon. Yeah, Benz Island. I lived in Bend for a year.
I'd go there every summer beautiful. Hey what that's beautiful. I'm Lake Tahoe beaches. Yeah, no Lake Tahoe is so nice
Okay, Lake Tahoe's we're like I never wanted to be like ultra ultra fucking like have multiple house rich and like nice places
But Lake Tahoe bro deep-ass waterfront Lake Tahoe. I was like these motherfuckers are living. I was like, damn
This is is it really so expensive. Oh, you can't be like, oh my god
So I believe my chat saying Oregon has like really good weather too, but I've never lived in Oregon
I've never like visited Oregon, but apparently
really good weather I was in Bend, Oregon, but that shit was like mad cold.
Snowed like six months a year.
Wait, it was cold?
No, I was in Bend, Oregon, but yeah, it's a ski.
It's basically like a year.
It snows for six months a year.
What era?
Chat organ looks like.
I'll live every season.
I'll live every season.
The wind.
Oh, someone's on the summer.
There's a cold as shit.
Yeah, no, it's nice.
Whoa.
Oregon.
Yeah, join this fucking screen share.
Look at it.
Wait, you know, I don't think it's feature.
Oh, there we go. Can you see? Can you see?
Yo, who rips our house?
It's so loud.
That is definitely savage.
This is where I'm from, though.
That wasn't me.
This is what Washington looks like.
Isn't Portland like a little bit sketchy there?
Like, where do you live in Oregon?
Yeah, okay.
I was in Bend, and that's like way far away, and then Portland's like Portland.
Portland.
Okay, I'm okay, but this is the thing almost every major city in the u.s. It's not gonna be like the greatest to live in
That's why you should live in like fucking like where there's literally no one for the touchdown showing you words
Like Croatia Greece like there's not that many people that live there, and it's just nice as fuck
Yeah, it's very mean
I mean, I'm gonna buy a Shonen T-shirt and actually like that though.
Shonen T-shirts are actually fucking nice. I'm gonna be trying to be biased here.
Like the being in the city is nice too.
Yes, that's cool. That's the la- that's where I live. That's the Lazy River.
So people just get you-
Oh yeah!
Jinxie, I'm gonna speak your language here. Every single spring and summer,
people get inflatables and they just get drunk as fuck and just float down there.
How is that my language? I don't get drunk as fuck!
You're dumb.
I don't want to drink a cup of beer, bro. I don't get hammered.
Okay, you have a few beers and you float around on the inflatable fucking like rings
and just go down the river. It's sick. It's actually good. Yes. See, it's your language.
Okay. So I got drunk. How often do you drink? Drink on a weekly basis. Okay. The first
no stop. The first problem is this, bro. We have to constitute. What do you mean by drinking?
Like having a beer. I'm not getting. I'm not getting hailer. But I have a beer probably
three to four nights a week. I'll have a beer getting. I only get hammered when the Tampa
made bucks play that is literally the only time to see me fucking hammered or my
chat about 4th of July New Year's and my birthday and streamer awards but yeah
I'll get it we gave out a lot of days in there bro I'm just saying it's all good
like we don't judge me it's a judgment-free time I've been hammered like 10
times a year 10 times a year
He's trying so hard.
Doesn't Dennis Borsi play like weekly?
Okay, I get hammered like 20 or 30 times a year.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
But I like, yeah, I'll enjoy a beer, sure, a couple of beers, whatever.
Bet that.
Rookie numbers.
I think it calls you around like 3, 10, 3, 20.
So like, Lacey has to win three games.
Okay, three tops, three's called then.
Is it not?
We talked three games in 57 minutes.
What's 150, 320, yeah, no, yeah, yeah, well, that looks like three top threes.
Yeah, three top, I think it's top twos, isn't it?
Cause like first second in the third closet.
Well, how much is the third word?
Isn't it a third way?
What's the third way?
Let me see.
One beer gets you hammered.
Vader's glad he's had his wanna touch on this.
One beer.
I'm feeling good.
Two beers on Buzz Lightyear.
Three beers.
I'm drunk.
If people could say pussy lightly
What else beta male low test?
Yo, bro getting drunk off three beers. It's not a bad thing. That's a good problem to have
It's a good problem to have bro. Yeah pussy. Whatever you want to say, bro
That's a good problem. I spend less money drinking. I spend less time drinking. I don't get as fat drinking
Yo, bro, if I you guys realize getting drunk off of three beers is a blessing
Like I don't have to put on fucking 500 calories at every every two minutes to get drunk
He's just locked now, I think
And apparently like lacy's now thinking they're gonna get three people band savage. Wait, they did one like good vibes. Let's go
Let's get gassed
Shit, bro. Yeah, okay
Yeah
South we good. No
Good shit, yeah, let's wait for how long do you think so first one?
Okay
Beach
Think of the og myth 1v1 you guys think that was like immoral hoops
No, I'm sorry unethical hoops like the way myth was killing you back in the day
Mmm, I just think it wasn't a proper like tournament. It was just two boys fucking around like I just think it's all these thoughts on it
Don't keep back. They probably they honestly didn't think it was me this big. I think yeah, I
Said it I said it would happen
I think it was just two dudes who was one of the fuck around and do a stream and have fun
And then we all kind of made this huge thing
So it kind of felt like it was weird when I just don't think they ever tried for it to be down
No, I mean like back in the diesel like back in the day. Oh, I mean back in the day TV shit's a little bit
I think myth knows that too. No, like that's not for debate, right? I know he's
was miss playing cringe back in the day is that what you're saying yes yes yes
okay bro you're using it in a 1v1 yeah
that was real bro like crazy yeah that's
you're gonna accept it right
I can't I can't I don't even care
because back in the day it wasn't a thing
we have to admit they both played as cringe in this 1v1 though no
Like they like TV
Yeah
Bro, they did that shit too long. I'm not even kidding Aussie. Let me know if I'm like they should have said it's a 10
Then like that. No, but like I said, I don't think they were trying to make it this big thing
I think they just wanted to fuck around and play because they go on and kept playing off to it
I think they just wanted to have fun and just play if we were all like yo fucking
Myth first he threw the battle of the ghost
I think they're dragging that shit on purpose
I don't know much about myth as a creator these days, but I sure as fuck no TeeFoo does not care about dragging bro
He will literally have like 40k views. He's like yeah, I'm fucking done. I'm getting off on a big end
Bro TeeFoo was like the TeeFoo and Ninja were like the biggest streamers in the world in prime
For tonight. He does not care about dragging the street. Bro. TeeFoo's good on money, bro
He's fucking I'm saying the good old money. I mean he just doesn't care. I mean he will I don't face
I don't know how much to believe from that
Wait, how do facts die wait what killed facts wait what is it this just happened?
It's actually lurk
Faxity dead after my dream of myself and seeds, bro. I'm out of trouble. I
I
Mean he played so good yesterday there fuck
I wish like if you saw a yes, they do you but that's even thinking that you saw the potential makes it kind of more frustrating when he does
They say he's not yesterday. I don't have a bad spot. He's got work
Yeah, I honestly feel bad because like I just don't even know being a fortnight creator not a pro being a
Creator in like playing comp like you're just getting fucking smoked
I mean, I don't think he hasn't been playing that much to be fair. I think like he didn't really play that much for a good like
He plays the tokens and the creative stuff in-game 20s. That's where fast took a huge break from that show
I don't remember him playing at all in trios really except for maybe
Come on, come on
I mean this place and make it a break it. Yeah, it really is
Look up Spokane Washington
Spokane Washington, let's see a chat. I've heard of this city, but I've met
There's a fucking waterfall underneath a bridge
See bro, like this is what I'm talking about dude. Oh my god
Now this is a nice city
Holy
Shit
I live right next to this. I live here
Some kids said AI. Yeah, your brain is a toaster, bro. You guys realize like the problem with AI is like in 10 years, no one's even going to know what the fuck's real and fake.
Look up Ann Arbor, Michigan. So you know what's funny is Ann Arbor, Michigan is actually one of the only places I've ever been to the only place I ever went to when I was a kid. I went here for the Ohio State, Ohio State, Michigan game.
Yep. Yeah. Um, we went into like a coffee shop in here and then we went to the game. When I went to Ann Arbor, Michigan, when I was like 10, it was the coldest I've ever been in my entire life. Yep. There's the stadium right there.
We went to this game. It was literally peak.
The atmosphere, and I'm going to say this now,
the atmosphere of a college football stadium literally bends in
NFL Stadium over a table because everybody's 19 or 20 or 22,
and they're absolutely fucking hammered.
Bro, we went to this game.
It was Michigan, Ohio State.
Um, Ohio State ended up, I think ended up winning Michigan State or Michigan could have kicked the PIT to push overtime, but they went for two.
Michigan elected to go for two. The whole fan base was ready to charge the fucking field. Like they were sitting. Um, I think it's called like the blue or something.
They were sitting around the stadium like ready to charge the field if Michigan got the two point conversion, but they did it.
Chat, do y'all remember the game?
That was the game I went to.
42-41.
Let me see what year it was.
It was, I remember, this is something I remember.
Ohio State's running back at the time was Carlos Hyde.
I remember this.
Michigan versus Ohio State 42-41.
What year?
2013.
Yep.
This is the game I went to.
This is the game I went to, chat.
I was a little ass kid.
This was the only time I ever left Florida in my childhood, only time.
I remember this. Beta male, okay.
Look up Banff Canada. Check this is fun. Banff Canada.
town in Alberta? Yup. No, no, no, no, no. What in the fuck? It hasn't.
All right. Yeah, I'm going to be honest, bro. I actually don't even know if it's possible to
to have depression if you live here.
You wake up in the morning, you grab a cup of coffee,
and then you look at a fucking melon.
How can it even, how can you be depressed here, bro?
How?
How can you be depressed?
I'm not even trolling.
Bro, and I swear this shit actually matters.
Like, if you sit in your house all day
and you sit in your room,
you're just more likely gonna be depressed.
If you live in a bleak, like gloomy city,
and it's raining all the time,
you're more likely to be depressed.
That's fat.
This is, look at these people.
You think these people are sad?
Look at these people, bro.
So you know, bro.
I go out in the sun in the mornings, Chad.
I go out in the sun in the mornings.
The tarp.
All right.
But yeah, I think that's just cool. I love looking at I love looking at like cool places and stuff
So what I want to do one day brothers when I get older I want to travel, but it's hard. We're just streaming, bro
Oh my god
They're like two days of Delulu keep these playing soundboards do it
Jinx, I'm sorry. Lacey's playing soundboards
Good zone pool, good zone pool, good zone pool.
Nice, he dropped a 9-metal.
That's more right, you ready for tomorrow Savage?
Uh yeah, that's why I'm not so late.
We're contested by Teeson.
Wait what?
I saw that bro.
I have Frosted Flats.
What's the plan, the 50m or like, split it like actually?
I don't say, don't say Sam, don't say.
No what?
You could say that.
The plan is to follow the plan.
Dude, I can't, how is Jason calling you though, like what the fuck?
That makes me so sad.
Hey, Jason's an idiot, no? I mean...
Oh, he's not an idiot. He's a friend of mine, bro.
Oh, wait.
You guys are teaming.
Can you even spell?
Wait, wait, see my guy?
No, no, no, no, no.
If they lose, it's over, right?
I'll see they have to win out.
Yeah, I think so.
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
I must be doing the math.
I'm doing the math.
I'm going to get off the list.
Because shots type in the G-inch.
They're typing the G-inch.
I mean, actually, with the five-minute delay,
they would have time for three more games.
But it would then become literally three wins
with no mistakes.
But.
No, they're fine.
They're fine.
They're fine.
And it seems as only looking at me with a high-five.
I told three.
We'll make this feel quite solid.
I keep thinking how long it's going to take.
Go, go, go, stop blower, bro.
Just believe.
Or is it?
What is good, Matt?
I think no, I can't.
He got five, five, five off that DC.
Yeah.
Like, team.
So. The same cheese, bro.
I mean, you said with no math.
Oh, fuck, no.
They're a map zone.
Oh, and no, that's apparently.
They got to read.
Get a refresh quick.
Oh no, and we got a shockwave.
Every shot by the way, they fuck up every two one.
Get it, get it, get it, get it.
Look, that one was actually hard to follow.
Aimbot, someone here, Arc.
Fucking turn it on.
Yeah, I mean, actually playing a burst or a pistol, not a burst.
Yeah, for sure. I mean...
I mean, he's streaming, they see too good of a player.
No, he's also like, I think he's too scared to make the big plane a fight and lose it
Cause he has no faith. Lacey will clutch it where I suppose playing so scared of fights, which is kind of fair
But also like he's just not awkward at that playstyle man. I think he needs this
You think you would because I mean if you die and sell it over
Yes, I would know
Yeah, so cute, bro, you're in bed
bro bro it's like a lady bro
does that make me sound cute? he's not all tired and cute yes bro
oh oh shit bro she keeps up the fist with the music
one way not like a not like a like a like i'm not
shitting on you bro you just you don't call your bossy you
i'm not gonna lie to that i can tell you pull the line on him i'm not even
trying to be weird like that's what my friends are
if they're like close on yo it's late over there shitty all right
We're boys, JX?
He's 15, Mr. Savage, you're like 22, bro.
No, I'm not.
See, he is one of the... Yeah, you don't need to have a one after I said JX, but at least Savage is...
No, I know, because I've been a pro for a while, bro.
Well, the only reason you know who I am is because I got clipped by Mongrel, bro, be honest.
Okay, to be honest, Mr. Savage, that was the first time I heard you.
For her to be.
Yeah.
But that was a long time ago, bro.
Do you have a favorite Mr. Savage moment?
Do you have a Mr. Savage moment that's not mongrel saying Mr. Savage?
I remember one time Mr. Savage 1v1 speed and he made speed rage.
I saw that.
I saw that.
Okay, that's a good one.
You know I'm at the shadow bomb.
Shadow bomb, bro.
I've seen a lot of Fortnite clips, bro.
Like, I don't know.
You probably know the Shadow Bomb one.
That one was very, very famous.
bro speeds actually not in fortnite bro like we're like a streamer who
doesn't really like what speeds not bad but it's better than me oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh he's in bed oh I said I said I said like take
the bullets no human shield stand in front of him
pick up oh oh my god wait go left go left go left
this is a kill coming in oh or it sounded so sad no he does wait you go
stop you go stop and you gosh you got kill you'll kill can you break through
is no ammo reloaded and anything arc died
oh my god wait that was so nice
his aim and everything that was clean
wait what the fuck is going on wait
he didn't pick up chug jug but it's oh my god
wait he thinks his good points
he got another kill
this is my kill check
he has no mats
he has no mats
He has to jump into the box here.
Jump in the place he is going to stage.
No!
He got away!
He's following his builds.
Come on, Lane!
Come on, Lane!
Oh!
Yes.
Oh my gosh!
Please! Please!
No!
Third party is fine.
He's still doing it.
That was a good plus, that was a good plus.
They only need 100 points and they have like three-ish games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, they can do it, they can do it, they can do it.
45 minutes, yeah, he can, he can.
Oh my god.
This is actually him.
This is actually him.
He can play two-story games out and then it's a key game.
Yes.
This is so good.
Yeah.
Dude, Arc's side is so sad when he died.
Arc was like, no, bro.
I was saying that yesterday too but I'm biased.
But like, he'd sound way too sad when they didn't call
the whole like, he did it really so.
Yeah, Arc's the best person he could have did it with
because Arc actually can't spell it.
Art doesn't want to just take the money. Art actually cares.
You know, I'm like 208, 86, 86, 86.
That's good. That's good, right?
Yeah, that's good. I mean, he's got plenty of games.
So he's got four games left with, what, 45 minutes?
So like, they can even get a key game in like Savage is saying.
They could try and...
But I mean, isn't it like, when was...
How bad was your key game today, Savage? Was it full dead?
I can't remember if you got into a key game.
I don't know. I don't feel like I know.
Oh, they should have lost against React to him, bro.
Yeah, shit.
You've gone to a game like Madness.
Let's see. Not bad, kid. Not bad, kid.
If he can get like a full dead lobby
I'd be so perfect
Good today, bro. Hey, how's the facts doing how facts doing bro like all around
Lot of smiling just a lot of frowns
And like the fact is an energetic dude as well like it's this is when you know what I want to see facts happy or angry
I don't want to see him quiet because it's just like you just know he's just fucking sad like I'd rather see him angry than this
This is just
Yeah, they gotta win back to back with like 15 kills though
Because they're in grants if we know they're in grants by each one would do well today for the virus because now
It's just like imagine going to Grand's knowing you couldn't even like
Get a top 500 LCQ opens like it genuinely could not be worse and he did he's playing
I feel like in some of these in games you watch that solar club was sold as fuck
Don't die south for all my god
I don't know. I don't get it.
How the two of us are dying in 1v2 against fucking shit kids in LCQ?
I just can't be happy with it.
The security says...
He's just checked out.
What the fuck? Did you do 1v2?
He's back from lobby.
Oh my god.
He got it. He got it. He got it.
Oh my god
Oh my god the end of dream
Oh the end of dream? No
Oh oh oh
Oh my god
I mean honestly I'm not gonna
I can't even blame him like I can't even blame him like he's just
Oh no I'm not gonna lie they still
could have done it though they're still
Blah all right
Nah they actually could have
Oh my life bro they had like a burger and fries
Bro what do you mean
Okay did you guys see what happened at the very end
very end there as well though.
So I could literally left the game when Fax was still alive.
Like he literally just fully left.
Oh, he said he's got it.
I'm not doing that, bullshit.
Hell no.
Fred Oxy just said, yo, just got on.
Is Salko primed?
Read the room.
He read the room.
Who is Salko?
I don't know who that is.
That's fascinating.
But like, you know, like, is it good?
He won with Arc.
He won with Arc.
So like
He's like this around our skill like a little worse. I'd say I mean what he's supposed to be but I mean
I guess is the difference of playing with someone because I don't look like I cry now either like I'll happily say that
This is not like fucking prime off
Now lacy was turned. Oh man end game bro lacy was turned
Yeah, I was sold by lacy
I think the whole lobby is done.
Come on, come on, come on.
I should top five that if I just kill that guy in that box, I have builds, I get it.
Lacey was doing so good.
I think Lacey is like a lot better than Faxity.
Like I've watched both of them today.
Lacey looks like a lot better than Faxity, bro, that ass.
From what you're saying, we missed Faxity's solo clutch though.
He did solo clutch on top 15.
My chat said he was solo clutching and I swear we came back 5 minutes later and he was still solo clutching
So that must have been pretty fucking solid. I think we just didn't see that one to me
He was alive for like 5 minutes and so on and then
But Lacy's like Lacy's done better than Fax competitively
Like playing normally than when Fax had pros and stuff
Like it's not meant like Lacy's meant to be better than Fax, you know
Except for like it's creative is where Fax would definitely like have a bit more of an issue with it
I think if you said that I don't know maybe Fax would have an issue with saying Lacy's better than Fax
You never know facts, but I don't think it's as crazy
Dude, yeah, it's just
Topax is Jason. He's called confidence my man's confident. Oh, that's called delusion, bro
No, that is delusion I'm like alive
Watch facts and I've watched Lacey Lacey's better, bro that ass
Lacey's quicker, man. It's quicker. Lacey's quicker, bro. He's way faster. Yeah, and let's get so that's clunky. It's more smooth. I
I mean they were both shit on me.
But he means keyboard and control.
That's the mouse and keyboard between controllers.
I was going to say, like, control is hard to make it look smooth, man.
Wait, he's a mouse and controller? I did not even fucking know.
Yeah, he's a controller, yeah.
Well, that's what he's going to call his life.
That changed my opinion a lot, man.
It's pretty hard to make it look smooth, yeah.
That is pretty nice.
I'm sorry, like, see?
Wait, Savage, I didn't mean to cut you off.
What were you saying, Savage?
No, nothing, bro. Nothing.
What are you saying? You were talking about it?
No, I said I was gonna say I saw a clip of fax he's saying it was top 500 players in the world
We just talking about that an hour ago. Oh, you did. Yeah
I didn't hear it. I didn't see that until
He's top 500?
No, what the fuck? No, I
Think it's like top 500 like you try and think in your head that sounds like a lob
And you take every fucking region and shit and that's actually like we there's people who aren't gonna make the next land
Who would technically top 500 players?
How many sweaty ass kids there are, bro?
Like, no.
Like, yeah.
There's people who just made Summon who would technically now this season not be a top 500 player.
Like, it's kind of hard.
But is he?
He's probably like top 20,000 in the game.
No.
Maybe?
No.
Wait.
I don't know.
You think that's like overshooting or undershooting?
No, he's like 50k.
He's like 100k.
Oh my god.
There's so many good Fortnite players to think about it.
There are so many good Fortnite players that you will never hear of, like you'll never hear of, they're so good.
Dude, I had this debate with my chat all the time though, people don't realize how many people play this game, but also like how shit the average is.
I told my chat like, yo, I embed in the average Fortnite player and they get pissed, the average Fortnite player still can't consistently edit a wall.
The average Fortnite kid's fucking in like still a brain run-on shit, but the average comp kid is very fucking good.
The average kid who just plays casual tournaments is actually insanely good.
But there's a big difference in this game between those who compete and just like fucking play steal the brain right in my collect surprise.
Yeah, I sure.
Go wait, I like that.
I swear.
I like that even place is good.
I swear.
It's good.
Yeah.
Is there such thing as a controller player who has like really good mechanics or are they literally just good because of their aim.
They all have good math.
I think all of them have great next.
Like better.
Mess of me, wait, like, like this controller players that can actually be the fastest builders.
in the fact that it's really easy to hear curve girl yeah yeah wait wait you
can't quite it it clicks curve can quadrate it on controller let me see
yeah okay here we go here this was curbs free this is okay here I'll just
visit the clip but this is just curve I remember seeing this after he won it
why the fuck is there no volume on this how do you have volume on a short way
the fuck is this is not a do-ho jinx play here yeah this is this is him up
this is like it's a casual free go jinx he's just like doing this with fun
He just want he's on controller
Oh my god
That's control it doesn't even look controller bro. Yeah, I know I was actually very awesome fast controller players to be fair
There's some fast
Another one teeny curve and like read probably out of the process. Holy fuck. It's like that's what's
What'd you say that's what she needs I don't know where they are yes, bro. Yeah fucking crazy
We got a 21 kill game yesterday man. Yeah, Mary. Yeah
You don't you don't
It's whatever
We're turning on red
13 bro, it's all matters
Why does he have this pistol with him over?
He always has this
Fuck ass pistol bro
It's a blue one, yeah?
Blue one, yeah
He picks it up every game
Not bad, but
It was kind of f***ing average
The legendary does 100 body damage now
It's like 1 out of 5
What's the difference between
between 90 and 100, bro. It's the same. Yeah, but you double-buddy tab, you feel like 3C1,
if there's only two people counting it, it's the same thing, like...
Hey, what? Oh, yeah. Yeah, but no one's gonna do that. No one's counting double.
Wait, you're low key, honestly. Hey, hold up. I'm gonna have to do that tomorrow.
Yeah, I mean, just thinking. They just changed that today, so people aren't getting ready for it.
It's like a sniper. No shocks, just kidding.
Hi, four. They have no shocks.
It's for total wait, did it by me they didn't have gold he bought
You guys are cute ass photo of my dog. Yeah
Look at this motherfucker, bro. He just got groomed today. Look at that shit
That's how much they got out of him there bro, holy fucking shit. Look at that
Oh, yeah, he's a loud mother dog. I hate him, but I also love him. That's Steve. Yeah, Steve
Human names like I love it. It's great man. I tried to like
My wife can be called like our first kid like a full like dog name
So people would be confused when it's like Steve and like fluffy or some shit. It's the opposite way around but
Now they've been like the prom is like if they die
5 minutes ago it was not so bad, but yeah.
I'm not gonna lie, they're in a good ass position.
Except for that pool.
If they die now, they have to win back to back for sure.
Yeah.
But is that even possible in 30 minutes Savage?
Oh, it'd be a win in the top 3.
Yeah, the game is like 22 minutes.
And then you have to kill...
If they play this game and then queue in again with 10 minutes ago, they can like go over the hour, you know?
You just have to get into your last game before the hour, not end the last game.
I need a farm brick and rule which is the easiest.
Why is Savage awake big day tomorrow?
I don't fucking care.
Can you actually go to sleep, bro?
We need this Savage to watch you, bro.
Yeah, we need this, bro.
Like, what the fuck?
This Savage, when do you play in like five hours, bro?
Bro, I play in 12 hours.
Oh, OK.
No, wait, I've been like, I've been at 13 hours.
Oh, you're chilling, Mr. Savage?
Yo, guys, I'm in the office.
Man
Yes, good, I mean how like when do you get up before Tony Sam is you like it like when's the ideal time
Would you wake up before Tony? Well, the ideal time is waking up at like two or three p.m.
Okay, and so they can wake up chill a little bit and then you get on like two or three hours before the total
like what do you do until 6 a.m. every night
jerk your thoughts and off
I'm watching prison break recently mommy click sleep for fucking 11 hours I
don't know how the fuck clicks that's time for all this shit
oh I love you I was a night 11 hours asleep kind of fucks my day I'll get
I know I can't do it. I need like eight hours, and I'm good or seven hours like if I sleep too much. I'll actually be tired
I'm not even getting
You never wake up though like after eight hours and then you're still tired. No, no, no, no
You know that happened to me this morning, but I forced myself to get up
Maybe you're gonna have to be more tired
Go back to sleep and you wake up and it's ten times worse. You're like, fuck
Yeah, he's gone over sleeping. Yeah
Yeah
Alarms that actually pisses me off like I'm not that annoys me
You just pulled out of bed. I get up at 2am in the morning to stream.
Ozzy has 7 alarms. Yeah Ozzy yours is different because you have to work with like 3 times.
I can have a watch. I can have a watch. I can be tired if she doesn't matter.
Even when I was in school I would not set alarms because it would fuck my whole day up.
So I would just be responsible and go to bed early as shit.
I hate it, I'm just like, you know what, I hate it.
It's your nervous system, Mark.
It's just the nervous system,
and if there was a thing.
I don't know, I don't know.
And then like, you know when you're setting alarm
at one in the morning, and you don't have to be up at five,
it's like, it's just stressful, bro.
It's like, goddamn, like I don't...
It's just stressful.
Yeah, I did nothing else responsible enough
for that shit.
I was just like, I'd want to push it too much at night.
Like, want to play another game or like,
watch something else or something.
That's just gross.
Manny XP joins the chat here.
Hasn't typed all night.
What do you provide for society?
Mani, XP, one month's up.
Mani, do me a favor and go fuck yourself.
Chad, stop retweeting this bullshit.
Sorry fucking to make fun of me.
It didn't have to like alarm in six hours, 20 minutes.
So it didn't feel as shitty.
You just set the alarm and you just don't do the math.
So you like didn't feel a shit about it.
There was a time before that.
Wait, what do you mean?
What?
Oh my God.
Like, a full smart, for everyone has smartphones, you use like an actual clock for your alarm, that's why I was an alarm clock.
Would the phone be like, on your wall?
Yeah, be like, on your bedside table, yeah.
Wait, you had an actual alarm clock instead of a phone clock?
Yes, motherfucker, I was born without smartphones.
Oh, thanks, you were born without a phone too, right?
Oh.
No?
What? I used to wake up at the time of your alarm clock.
I got a phone when I was in 3rd grade, 2nd grade.
I got a Kindle when I was like five probably
If you get a phone in third grade or second grade that is flat out bad parenting. I don't care
Third grade, there's no reason, there's no,
cause there's no goddamn reason why a third grader needs a phone.
Third grade, are you kidding me?
What's he gonna do other than scroll through YouTube Shorts
and his brain is gonna be fried.
If your kid's in third grade,
bring him to get his ass in sports, period.
Get his ass in sports, bro.
A phone in third grade, fuck that, fuck that.
That's bad parenting.
Flatter.
I'll show you what the fuck I had to carry around for.
Are you going to fall for something this way?
Did you have a fucking flip phone, Ozzy?
No, I had a disk, man, bro.
The disk.
What the hell is that?
Oh, no.
Oh, that's a roll call.
I was just fooling around.
No, it is.
What the hell is going on here, please?
That would be in your pocket.
I don't even know what that is.
I've never seen that in my life.
I've never seen that in my life.
What is that called? DVD player or something?
I got a discman, because there was a Sony discman, you had to put the disc inside it,
like you would get CDs and you'd put them in it and you'd more grand and listen to them.
Come on!
Eww!
Oh, well, holy fuck.
That was when I was really young though, I'm not gonna lie, I had an iPod when I was like,
I think I had an iPod when I was like 13, so I was like, I had that when I was like maybe
like 10 or like 9 or some shit.
Did you have Oro walking around with those?
Was that like the Podge of the Podge?
I mean, that's a big ass pocket though, I'll tell you that much.
Jinxing. Jinxing.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Do you know all the antics used to be a model before?
Okay, let's not start this.
You're on the cover of Vogue. What are we doing?
Mr. Savage.
Vogue, Mr. Savage.
There we go. Boom.
There's some light, but anyways.
Mr. Savage.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, I'll do it. I'll do it.
I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Mr. Savage. Oh, here you go. Look at this shit. Look at that shit. It was like all like editorial and
What
You know you didn't say
Savage
No, bro, no, I'm not doing this shit. I fucking wish I never tweeted that shit, but like
Did you ever remember the situation in my life?
That was such a fucking week.
What did he tweet?
It was the reason the photo originally went out of place is because there was a kid in
my chat who found it.
I want to say how they found it, but you can look shit up and find it.
I also got my phone number leaked.
The same kid leaked my phone number.
Then he found the phone and was like, I'm getting a black male.
You've got to get me decided to leak him.
And I was like, motherfucker, I look crazy.
I don't care.
So I tweeted it myself.
I was like, fuck you, bro.
And then he finally left me alone.
But he leaked my phone number right when I was about to get kidney surgery and I missed
an appointment.
I almost missed my surgery.
is that little boy yeah that's crazy right here
okay i'm going to get you to get you to get you to be the fucking head
that's all right okay what what a little shit stain bro
my god what is this shit stain is a grown man now bro we love you lacy lacy lacy again
come on okay but we actually need him to have a good gain here
you need to talk to him by the way they only have three shockwaves huge
That's okay if they get one refresh in the next three shockwaves there
If Lacey wins you show us show if Lacey wins this game, I'll bring up my god. Oh my okay. He's not
But he's not winning come on
after this right no way they will they will they will explain the come up to
that's why I said yes so so JC you just have to be in the last game before the
tournament close you can see you with us two minutes last yeah yeah so that's
why we have to wait check the leaderboard every time it's like we're
gonna wait for this game challenge you're happy you're happy oh no no no
what the fuck?
They have three shockwaves.
You're 5, 5, 5!
That's our Exquival of a Genome.
That is not a word.
Exquival of a Genome!
Yes it is!
I've been making my vocabulary better!
No it was, but that's not a word.
Exquival of a Genome.
Maybe I'm not Exquival of a Genome.
Maybe I'm not Exquival of a Genome.
Exquival of a Genome.
Oh excuse me.
How do you put a spell bro? Yeah, that's not even close
You could have said extravagant or exquisite those are both exactly
Fifty alive how the fuck is that 50 alive?
Come on
Come on
nice lacy yeah nice little bit of really good math I don't remember them
taking nobody what I'm bad kid not early this game I don't think I think guys I
I think there's a team up there if you want me to be honest.
Really?
I think I remember seeing it earlier, yeah.
Move off that, move off that.
I feel like Arc would have gone for that, I do.
Because Arc and Lazy's played hard a lot.
They played hard a lot in the actual Div qualifiers.
Did they?
Yeah, in the Div qualifiers, Div qualifiers, Div qualifiers.
They played hard a lot.
They won, slightly.
Oh, oh, please!
Oh my god, Lazy!
Oh my god!
Lazy!
Oh my god!
Nice!
Nice!
Oh my god, you put him in a cone!
You put him in a cone!
Oh my god, Lazy!
You put him in a cone!
You put him in a cone!
You put him in a cone!
go for another one
no way
come on, come on man
that comes genuinely saved up
there it is, nice oh my god
oh you shouldnt see, im sorry
fuck tanks
wait im sorry, im getting excited
oh that was nice
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
I
Haven't heard a warning yet, I think back to have no warning yet. This is good
They're rigging the game for so he makes grads
Come on, bro, he makes grads. I actually sent him up
Oh
I call me it's re-intermats
This is good still no warning. This is amazing. Yeah, I'm yelling by the way. They have no stonings at all
I'm waiting
It's a green pistol my ass for the slate in the game. It's really good.
I already doesn't really matter of guns. It's just like what kind of gun it is.
Right?
They might win this. Oh my god
They actually have a way we're gonna see all these model looks like actually I'd change the
I still want them to win. I wanted to have a good day. Let's get a little
I kill second boys. Come on
It's this fucking greatness
Oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, we're drooling
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Everyone believe oh my god, please
No, yeah
Oh good, dude, 260.
He just panicked, he just panicked, but it's fine, it's okay, it's okay.
Yeah, you could literally see when he started losing his shit.
This is gonna be a key game.
Did he see me through a chug jerk on the car that ran in?
He threw a chug jerk at his head, bro.
What the fuck?
That's so good.
30 seconds, by the way.
Oh my god.
30 seconds!
Come on!
Let's go!
Wait, the 18 minutes is a key game too, bro. I think they should just win this.
I think play out the key game. 100% play out the key game.
Yeah, they need to win this. Oh my god, let's go.
37 minutes?
Yes, yes, they played out. Yes, they played out.
Oh god, we're gonna hear like, it's gonna be hearing us like double-double like what are we gonna do?
Oh no.
It's fine, it's fine. We're gonna hear, oh god, no, I called him a drool of fuck.
Oh no, his confidence is about to get killed.
No, no, no, no, no, he said he played good. It's just he was drooling at the end. He knows he was drooling, bro.
knows he likes to start panicking and running in circles like he knows he knows okay 40 okay
and then 40 it's around 260 40 it's close it's close it's 100 it's the way it is it's always
highest 330 OC was 310 wait how many people played OC let me let me actually fucking do this let's
try and figure it out when we wait it's fucking tight I don't know so OCE was 1,800 teams and it
ended up being what 298. And then this is what 3000. How much that jumps enough? That's
like an extra 1000 teams. How much would that jump it up? Oh, I don't know, bro. So does
Kinch not do any predictions for West? We don't have Kinch for West? Wait, check West.
Wait, oh, I have him here, bro. I have him. You have what? Bro, you were a fucking Chad,
Oh my god
Not a shame it just feels like kind of do she to be like good look at my fucking photos where I was like rip this shit
Wait, I want to see
Okay, my chest is getting full fucking left down now fine chat. I'm fine. Oh my god. My chest is gonna be like, oh my god
Show us show us show us the next fucking hour
Oh my god.
You're the most respectful way possible about it.
Someone put it.
Okay, everyone's locking it.
I can feel my fucking Twitter.
Yeah, good chat.
That was me when I used to train.
Retweet.
Oh my god.
Damn.
Did you do personal trainer?
That was when I was a person.
Well, I wasn't a PC yet.
I was just training.
I've been in person training like four years later.
How tall are you?
Six-five.
Why are we doing this?
What are we doing?
Where the fuck did he come from bro?
He came from Savage when he's like, actually fucking model for Vogue bro
I did some shitty modeling for money at university, like it was, what's the point of that crazy, I just
We're actually all models in this call bro
Oh, no
We're literally blind
Oh my god, Mugga
Which I've done nothing else to make an edit with, that's the problem
I don't have enough cool Fortnite clips to make an edit with anything
That's the problem
I need that in like a cool speech
I trained like a motherfucker, but it's just like you know, I mean I
How much training do you have to do to look that good?
I mean, I was so I trained like honestly seven days a week for like seven years with like proper diet
And I was like counting every calorie in the show
No, do I look like that? It takes seven years?
No, no, that would be like probably three years in a training
I was like three years in a training at that point
What if I use some like
You have any features from seven years ago?
Yeah, easy body.
Your skeleton body's all fucked, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
You're getting me as fucked as a posture.
Yeah.
Yeah, I have a...
What's it called when your back is, like, squibbly?
Shit, you're schizophrenic.
I have scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
Scoliasosis.
I have that too.
so many
Oh my god, no no man. You gotta have a bit keenest in these scenarios go
Get us
Like I get it this game, but like you have extra games. Sorry, so
That's fun. Do you guys think they're playing like planning to play this out or not? No, yeah, they said we should play this out
They were talking about it. Yeah, okay
We start the thing no
They don't know what they're talking about.
They're talking about the top race.
Yeah.
Oh, chat.
Mods, whatever.
Top thing.
Whatever y'all have, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm done.
Oh, I see the net.
All right.
I'm done.
Let's see it.
Come on.
I got a blue striker.
I mean, just, yeah, what's the game planning for Mod?
I'm going to be honest.
Like, so what?
You play the whole game out, but you start kind of shitty loot.
Like, I swear, you just commit to that every time.
I don't think you should play it out with that loot.
new yeah so we're gonna take a fight before they back out fuck this is a
gold land yeah I don't think I like the land
you say we're getting up towards EU tomorrow
what he said you said you're getting up towards EU tomorrow
Only if only if it's with you if not I'm probably gonna sleep
What time is that?
Yeah, isn't it normal?
Yeah
The only reason I'm watching it is mr. Savage. Yeah
Anytime I give criticism it's been loved by the way like the stationary gameplay it was all with love
I didn't see a clip of that. Did you watch the games though?
Yeah, I did, bro. I mean you guys, it's fucked how many people were conning around you though.
Yeah, because things on NA like you guys have three, I mean at least in RG there's three
teams landing on what you guys have and come.
Click some rapid, every time a team comes near me I'm fucking jump on them. I will be
on the 6th normal.
I wish you'd go.
I wish you'd go.
I wish you'd go.
If you don't, W-key.
Yeah, you know that one, Lo's glimps, where he's like,
everybody off the bug getting tipsy.
And then Lo's goes,
yeah, no shit, it's a bar.
Oh, God, I love Lo's, man.
Chat, I think I'm gonna meet Lo soon
for Chain Together, bro.
I just wanna give him a hug, bro.
God, I love Lo's, man.
Yeah, no shit, it's a bar.
Shit, it's a ball.
Oh man.
Don't want him, you didn't clean wipe him,
you weren't gonna get that out.
But the point is, is to wipe them
within the first 30 seconds.
Like if it goes longer than 30,
then in my head it's like that's a fail.
I just came back to like, what bro?
Wiping up, Jesse?
What's going on, it's all wet,
it's all my savage off spawns.
Oh yeah, I thought you guys had been wiping your ass.
You guys were wiping up for 30 seconds.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, you gotta kill him.
You guys wipe or crust you guys wipe right what the fuck
Dude, you guys were you like a lot of people yeah
You know fully wipe you let it crust you let the like shit sort of crustacean
I'm gonna keep it a beam bro a lot of people like how it feels
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you shit.
Okay, when you say crunch, I thought you meant what I do with the toilet paper.
Like do I like fold it or do I scrunch that bitch up?
You're telling me people don't wipe their ass properly.
That's what you're kind of saying.
No, like people will wipe their ass like lazily and they'll sort of let it slightly cross
the residue left over.
That's common, right?
Party?
Party?
So what's the benefit of doing that?
Just Aura.
It's just Aura.
Bro, I'm a hairy motherfucker.
It's already like the most fun experience.
Like I wish that shit was like smoother,
but like you figure it out,
but like you get it done,
but you get it done.
Your ass was fucking here.
You're a fucking liar.
You're a fucking liar.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy.
You shaved your ass.
I need you to back me up here.
Come on.
Hey, I have not shaved my ass ever.
Have you all shaved your ass?
I have not even,
but I remember the time when you shaved your ass.
No, no motherfucker.
That would be so itchy.
Are you supposed to?
No, I don't think so.
Are you supposed to shave your ass?
You should get laser pointed ass or whatever.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I like twirling my ass hairs.
I like twirling my ass hairs.
Everyone does that in the night.
Everyone does that, bro.
You can't see it.
The pinch method in shit, yeah.
What?
The pinch method.
Bro, can we talk in like a little talk?
Like on the cheek?
Or are we going deep for that?
Not deep, Loki.
You go in between the crack and you twirl to your ass hairs with your pointer finger
I did not once I did have
You've done it more than once come on
Most west conversation ever my chat has a meme that like every time I watch west I just go down the craziest rabbit holes
This is like the most west shit ever
Itches I love it because then you itch your ass itching your ass is such a satisfying feeling like
Why did you see this shit out loud bro?
I got a bunch of that.
Oh you're like proud of this shit.
Bro normally out around midnight bro.
Man of the people right?
Wait wait wait did you get it crossed?
No but here's the thing.
Okay.
Wait no I don't like the bud here man.
I don't like the bud here man.
But when I was like 12 I was pretty lazy.
I was lazy with white in my ass.
So when I was 12 there was a couple of times where I let it crossed.
Yes.
Cuz then you
When you let it
The next day when you wipe it you'll feel the hard shit
You've lost me, I'm so sorry bro, I want to back you off here but you've lost me so bad.
Okay, my chas been trying to tell me to get on the fucking, um, what's the name of the
bidet shit?
It's trying to get me on a bidet, but I don't know.
Oh, that's not on shit bro.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's not more bro.
I'll just do that dude.
Jixi, no wait wait, Jixi, my mother is here.
My mother is just opening the door to say what the fuck.
My biological mom is judging you right now bro, I'm so sorry.
Dude, bidets shoot water in your ass, correct?
Water, right?
Yeah, they should be there.
There's no way you're gonna think a bidet is weirder than letting your ass crust
Now but they said it's kind of fucking dope. I'm not gonna lie
I don't know I was in Japan and they had one of my hotel, but I wasn't gonna do that shit
Not in English like I couldn't figure out the instructions and everything was I was like nah, that's just well
I'm not listening there. They're nice there. They're just like cold like the water is cold
The one that won the water though, okay, that like the fancy
I
Think so
It's really weird like I'm assuming it's really weird, but after you do it for like a week
It's like whatever it's like natural. Yeah, wait when you're gonna stream a game. She asked lovely. This is this whole fucking thing
He's like today guys. I love it's a family. This is love weeks thing. Yeah, love brings a bidet guy apparently
Come on, right
There's a dead-ass game that back on the phone. I this is a dead-ass game 49 alive
This is now already less people than like the second last zone last game. So this is the last game
You guys
It goes
He said he dies right now. He could get another one
But yeah gets to a point where then you just can't die because the keys playing this out. They're fully
They're playing and they're playing it out. Who's the loadout sound to say it's ended up sick. I'm wrong. He should have
Swimped I guess I'll take you know, I'm only six chocolate. It's not too good
I
Okay, I don't live with my mom, but Jinx is the last person to flame for that. Why would you okay?
My mom is at my house right now. She's hanging out with my daughter. I don't live with my mom
Bro your family like chat live with your family is amazing, bro
Your family's not always going to be around, bro.
Like, cherish every moment you have with your family,
because in life, bro, they're not always going to be around.
Bro, when I'm like 60 years old, I'm
going to look back on this time of my life
and be really fucking happy that I lived with my mom
and I lived with my dad, because I was
able to spend a lot of time with them.
Because that's life, bro.
They're not always going to be around.
Period.
That's facts.
I like it here.
No, I did like it.
No, I did like it.
Yeah, it was energy kind of
Remember that bro. I remember the energy shoots with you damn
That was fun. That's a loud with worries man misfits energy. Yeah, I was like, fuck I make my own shit
Okay, let's all pretend you didn't get traded good motherfucker. You did not get the energy treatment. I got let's be real
Okay, I'm not gonna lie dude
I was supposed to join phase with Ron when back in the energy days and Ron left and they offered me a crazy fucking deal
To stay and I was like dude. I'm a fucking piece of shit
over
You told me why I go fuck bro. That's where my money was going bird. It was you
Negative coming to the US
Energy bro, they would be best me bro
I didn't make it, but it's fine. We go dig and shit like a better experience
Yeah, it's fine. We weren't fucking bad vibe it, but do we think Lacey actually does this here genuinely do like all right
Go around the court Higgs. Yes or no
Yes
clicks
Yeah, I think it's gonna be a arc. Oh, that wasn't
Savage you feel I believe I believe I believe
Come on at first I wasn't confident but now it's time for me to wake up and smell the coffee at Lacey's quality brown
I'm just yeah, the shocks a bit worrying now, which if you had a full stack of shots there the minis
I'd be so happy right now
Going around and finding shocks because this literally is not worth without there's an there's an air to ride there
It's been sitting there for four minutes
to shit out of that shout they fuck up the shockwave like they have been doing
every rose hand and lacy's just stranded that he needs his own shocks bro
was like this guy's interesting this says it's okay okay you just explained
how you used to let your shit cross for five minutes
You must go and see, you smell like shit, bro.
There's no way we are judging that.
But the thing is, I've seen Laci pick his nose 20 times.
He was eating in a game.
This guy's interesting, bro.
That's it, that's it.
Come quick.
We just got a go zone, bro.
With my hand?
I don't have it.
They're going to the vending.
I have a real question.
Do you guys use toilet paper or wet wipes?
I heard just like clog up your toilet eventually, right?
Oh, you're gonna put them in the bin. That's just fucking gross. I don't my shit
They do sound more convenient
You know, so what you're supposed to flush them are you live in a you live in apartments?
Yeah, I'm gonna
It's actually good
They're trying to back out.
Oh no they can't back out.
I have big one right now.
I think they're okay, they're okay.
No, they've got so many men's, they're fine.
Yeah, I think his delay is about 5 minutes.
It is a kitchen and he's king.
12-0-1, this is the last game.
He has a delay, but yeah, you have to die literally right now and then get a good cue.
Why is he trolling, bro?
What the fuck?
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
You fucking... oh.
Lacey
Dude, he almost got like beam doing that
Oh, he ain't pigs
As he started he clicks a land, bro. He does not want that performance here
Bad pull bro, it's bad pull for everyone is that good or bad? Oh my good shockwaves. They're gonna fucking up. They need to aim about the shockwave
They're so screwed
I think I'm in shockwave. I think I'm actually scared to shockwave together
Come on, honey help. Oh my god. What do you mean when you're ready? No, they bumped
I got a little block by you, I don't have a special item
Oh shit
Make sure I can get my land
Let's find the vandals
Oh my god he's so behind him bro
Yeah just don't get landed on, no one's looking
Oh my god look behind you Lise
Wait 1.30
Oh my god!
SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK
Oh shit I'm getting him
Get him get him
Oh no oh no
He got him out, I thought he was just fully staring him off
Oh
39 alive guys, this is actually
Okay, right now it is
There's spare metal back there are please remember
It is 278 278 right now. There's spare metal
I'm not looking at his name. I'm not looking at his name. I'm looking at the number. I took the number
278 yo, they get 50 points is he in the call pop three calls. Yeah
I mean, that's it right now though. Yeah. Yeah, no, they should be good. Yeah, this doesn't have to pull north right?
There's no way it's just no way this pulls down. It's either north or northeast
Oh fuck man, I'm too bad
How's your motorism bad zone bro? That's almost all water you can go around the storm if you have to
That's not bad. Don't look at your chats guys. They're gonna spoil by the way
Yeah
did you oh my god are you doing he's in the wrong builds oh no that's not his
wall oh my god lacy please oh my god you can't build on these white fences man
yeah this pissing me off look as long as arc doesn't die we're being chenon bro
yeah what the one thing they had was extra meds to be fair so I can least he's
still got a whole chug in 70 this fence is making this so fucking awkward I
I know
Yeah
You know what's just through his $40,000
I'm a great guy
Just literally throw him down
Don't go north, don't
Come on Travis, this is it, last game
Up 3's gonna do the quick space again
He's gonna do a quick space
Nah, nah, nah, nah, he won't
It's way too late now
Fuck up the shock rotate, he's still got one
This is so much better
Come on, he's locked, bro, he's locked
I need this, bro
This is such a hard shock this is such a hard shock yes like hard-curve riot
Then landing someone's box that's so much better. Yeah, come on. Lay come on
This is amazing rotating by the way rotate great
so much
they still have 200 chugged please give that to arcgoat
he lost his 200 chugged
get it in lacy
arc you fucked him
i didn't kill him with a reload by the way azzy
wait did the reload clip throw that
oh my fuck
oh that fucking go west middle
west middle west middle
it's okay it's okay
arcgoat it all
yeah he has it
please he doesn't have one
He he definitely does.
No, they're done.
Oh, it's a small team.
You're ugly.
You're ugly.
Oh, come on, look at that.
Get a box.
No!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No.
You got one point.
Yes, he has to solo clutch. He's a not saying maybe he needs to tell him what to do
No, no
That was the worst case scenario. That was that it they have no more time. They can't play again and they got 14
Bro, they might have not actually called. Oh
I'm called out of call just guaranteed no quo
I'm not going to hate to say it bro but I expected a better performance out of Arc
I think somebody's like that yeah, I said I think it's like he's been looking crazy
He always plays another good frag like we haven't seen him without like Victor V was his last like teammate he played with
Enduro's you know what I mean like taking fights with Victor V. Oh
No
Is it gonna be content from sad or actual sad? I think it's actual sad last I was like
Yeah, that's $40,000 right there that $40,000 is to an end
I gave him my all bro I
Gave him my all chat
No, he didn't I think I played the best I've played in any tournament today
He really
He wasn't selling and just let it he just he just basically said our fucking Chuck this shit
Yeah, he did that's a hundred percent what he just said oh my god
Shisa
Okay, okay, okay, okay
What if the three people get banned though?
That would be the fucking dreams
Like that actually
I didn't watch the evidence. I'm not sure how confident he is.
Do you see I still let it go. Don't tell me to let it go.
I'm actually being honest here.
He seems to be confident getting banned.
I don't know.
It's not for you to break up and smell the coffee.
Oh my god.
Smell the coffee, obviously.
Smell the coffee, bro.
The shit is over, man.
The shit is over, bro.
Damn.
All right, boys.
I'm probably going to fucking literally knock out for eight hours.
I'll see y'all next month.
I know.
It was fun.
No, thank yous, man.
It was fun.
Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Higgs. Good night. Good night.
Peace.
That was fun. That was a fun ass group. I'm not going to lie. That was a fun ass group.
Um, yeah, bro. Chat like, dude, I don't think Lacey played that bad.
Like, I'm going to be honest, obviously arcs a lot better than Lacey.
Obviously, Lacey is going to be the worst performer on the team.
But like, for what Lacey was supposed to do, Lacey did what he was supposed to do.
for what arc was supposed to do arcs like the best player on west
he just had a rough day it looks like he had a rough day happens damn bro i feel like lacy did
what he's supposed to do like dead ass chat w stream eight hour stream chat as y'all know i
said it earlier i'm never missing a stream yes i was late today i was with the family
i'm never missing a stream chat all right bro once we get to two years we're gonna do three
years love y'all boys and I'll see you in the next one I don't know what we're
gonna do tomorrow I've been grinding siege but I might go console I might go
console siege a champ on console cuz the hackers can go fuck themselves chat
love y'all boys to death and I'll see you in 10 of the next one
Yeah. Good afternoon. Good evening and good night.