[572/730] 🔴 R6 IS BACK 🔴 JYNXZI x RON vs RANKED @ 5:30 PM ET 🔴

Jynxzi

07-28-2026 · 4h 32m

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[00:03:00] Let's cut LOL fire your barber. What's your barber's real job?

[00:03:08] Switch to Leicester. I think it looks very good Nick. Thank you, bro. Chad, it is my haircut, bro. I

[00:03:16] Like just cool com collected chat a lot of y'all like to dump on me for my haircuts

[00:03:21] Yo, bro, call it how you want slice the pie however you want. It's time to wake up and smell the coffee

[00:03:27] I can rock a bus. I can rock a bus now chat. I was also late because I was watching this

[00:03:34] I gotta show you guys this um

[00:03:38] It's Joe Bart versus you wait hold on

[00:03:40] Loser of the game picks the next game that so I was watching this

[00:03:46] It was Joe Bart versus Yugi and Rocket League

[00:03:49] This is going to be potentially the best bro v. Bro ever. Why?

[00:03:53] Why?

[00:03:54] Because Yugi is a Hall of Fame psychopathic rage baiter, and Joe will genuinely get mad.

[00:04:04] Like Joe will legitimately get pissed.

[00:04:06] So I'm going to be checking in on this periodically, you already see a vein popping out of Joe's

[00:04:10] head.

[00:04:11] Infinite Craft.

[00:04:12] I told you, bro.

[00:04:14] Infinite Craft?

[00:04:15] Are you serious?

[00:04:16] Infinite Craft.

[00:04:17] Holy.

[00:04:18] Wait, who won Rocket League?

[00:04:20] Joe was winning Game 3.

[00:04:21] Who won Rocket League?

[00:04:22] that you come to the, all right, come on.

[00:04:26] All right, so how this works is it's the first of that.

[00:04:29] Who won Rocket League is what I wanna know.

[00:04:31] Yuki, oh, Joe's extra tight.

[00:04:34] Bro, I literally got, I left Joe's stream

[00:04:37] because it was, I just said Joe's extra tight.

[00:04:40] All right, rewind.

[00:04:42] I'm not referring to Joe's ass.

[00:04:46] Let me rewind on there.

[00:04:47] Yes, I was watching game three.

[00:04:49] It was literally three to two.

[00:04:51] Joe was winning and I left.

[00:04:54] God, Yugi won.

[00:04:55] Yeah, so the thing is I'm gonna check on this

[00:04:58] because I'm not kidding.

[00:05:00] I would never Brovy Bro Yugi.

[00:05:02] I can't believe Joe agreed to this.

[00:05:05] I would never Brovy Bro Yugi.

[00:05:06] Yugi is a psychopath rage baiter.

[00:05:10] And Joe, if Joe is losing, will legitimately get mad

[00:05:14] because Joe is like me, which is another reason

[00:05:16] why I love Joe.

[00:05:17] Joe's extremely competitive to the point

[00:05:19] where he's a psychopath.

[00:05:21] That's how I am.

[00:05:23] Milo, think of it as your one,

[00:05:24] Dale, think of it as prime,

[00:05:25] Unreal, think of it as your one,

[00:05:26] I love Jungle, think of it as your one,

[00:05:27] Mr. Mead of the Prime.

[00:05:29] Jinxie, take your shirt off.

[00:05:32] Guys, I've noticed in the last month,

[00:05:36] this chat is sort of devolving into,

[00:05:39] I'm gonna keep it a buck, chat.

[00:05:40] This might be the horniest shout-out to which, bro.

[00:05:44] This might be the horniest shout-out to which,

[00:05:46] I'm just gonna keep it a buck.

[00:05:47] Guys, I'm not taking my shirt off,

[00:05:49] I'm not pulling out my wiener.

[00:05:51] I'm not putting my hand on my nuts.

[00:05:53] Chat, next thing.

[00:05:56] Today's stream is gonna be a short stream.

[00:05:58] James, what do you mean by short?

[00:06:00] Today's stream is gonna be probably four and a half,

[00:06:02] five hours.

[00:06:03] I have to go at eight because I'm doing something.

[00:06:08] On top of that chat, good news.

[00:06:10] Tomorrow, tomorrow, me and Stabel Rondale,

[00:06:15] Ron Dale stable Ronaldo are playing the entire away out story game on stream should be about six hours

[00:06:26] me and ron are playing the whole game the entire game bro um i'm pretty excited i'm not gonna lie

[00:06:33] highly requested um i said chat what is a good duo game me and ron should play everybody was spamming

[00:06:39] to play a way out. TTV Logo, the Grittiter One. A widow's peak is a distinct V-shape

[00:06:49] point in the hairline of the center of a forehead. It can be found on creatures like

[00:06:54] Streamer or Jynxine. Yeah, so if this is legitimately what comes up on AI overview,

[00:07:00] there's no way. High Vibes definitely edited this.

[00:07:04] Yeah, okay. High Vibes edited it. High Vibes, you're a piece of shit, bro.

[00:07:07] High-fives, you're a piece of shit. I'm not a creature. I don't have a widow's peak

[00:07:26] Okay, I potentially have a widow's peak

[00:07:30] Yeah, I have a widow's peak. Yeah, I don't care, bro. Listen, man

[00:07:34] We all got to kick the bucket one day. That's life, bro

[00:07:39] We all got to go one day, bro. Listen if I spawned in with a widow's peak. I spawned him with a widow's peak

[00:07:45] That's not my that's just RNG

[00:07:48] Chat my brother made a steak. It was incredible about it away chat if I spawned in with a widow's peak

[00:07:53] I spawned him with a widow's peak. It's time for me to wake up and smell the coffee

[00:07:58] Guys, it's RNG some people like no, I'm not gonna go to Turkey. I'm not gonna fix my hair

[00:08:03] I don't care. I'm not doing a turkey stream

[00:08:07] Look, bro. I got a widow speak period

[00:08:10] Sometimes in the life. That's what happens chat. You just spawn in

[00:08:15] Chat for my daily. Yes daily for my daily League of Legends update. I'm the goddamn truth like I don't

[00:08:23] Riot you can take away my elo. You can't take away my skill rewind that cuz that was actually a fucking bar

[00:08:29] Ryan, you can take away my elo, you can't take away my skill, 13-1 with 7 assists on

[00:08:36] Warwick.

[00:08:37] If you don't know what that means, that is a 20, that is a 20 KDA, 11-2 on Yi last

[00:08:45] night, 3-2 didn't do much this game because the thing about Yi is, Yi is supposed to

[00:08:50] get his kills on the second half of the game.

[00:08:52] If my team actually wins every lane and the other team FF side 15, then I'm not gonna

[00:08:58] be able to get kills.

[00:08:59] I play passive in the early game as well.

[00:09:01] But yes, I had seven and six on Warbreak.

[00:09:02] This game I got really unlucky, very unlucky.

[00:09:05] Oh, and one on Yi, this is another FF15 game,

[00:09:08] and then 32 and five.

[00:09:09] Guys, it's smooth sailing right to Silver.

[00:09:13] Here's what's gonna happen on League.

[00:09:14] Smooth sailing to Silver, smooth sailing to Gold,

[00:09:17] smooth sailing to Platinum,

[00:09:18] smooth sailing to Emerald, smooth sailing to Diamond,

[00:09:20] probably gonna get stuck getting to Masters.

[00:09:22] Probably gonna get Masters 2027, Grandmaster 2028,

[00:09:26] Challenger 2030.

[00:09:28] Yes, I will be a challenger player in four years.

[00:09:31] Let me explain this.

[00:09:34] I love League of Legends.

[00:09:35] Like it's, there are two competitive masterpieces.

[00:09:39] There are two competitive masterpieces

[00:09:41] that challenge your mechanical skill

[00:09:43] and your strategical skill.

[00:09:45] Those two competitive masterpieces

[00:09:47] are Tom Connassie's Rainbow Six Siege and League of Legends.

[00:09:50] They're the two best competitive games ever.

[00:09:53] Problem with Valorant is it's too aim-reliant.

[00:09:56] Problem with CS is too aim-reliant.

[00:09:58] you can be a twelve-year-old kid and hit the highest rank on Valorant if you have good aim.

[00:10:04] If you think you're a competitive gamer,

[00:10:06] if you think you're a competitive gamer, play League of Legends.

[00:10:10] I'm the goddamn truth, and motherfuckers can laugh because I'm in bronze.

[00:10:15] Every time I load into a lobby of bronze, I'm the best player in the lobby.

[00:10:19] Every time I load into a lobby in silver, I'm the best player in the lobby.

[00:10:22] I'm just gonna, they took away all my elo, sure, Riot, go fuck yourself.

[00:10:27] I'm gonna go right back to silver right into gold right into like I'm the fucking truth

[00:10:33] Listen, man. When I find a game that I love example rainbow six each

[00:10:37] I will reach the highest rank in that game example clash Royale when I find I like strategic games

[00:10:45] Strategic games get my dick hard. I'm not a big mechanics guy. It's why I don't love rocket league

[00:10:50] I like I still love rocket league, but it's why I never grind like non-stop grinded rocket league

[00:10:56] It's why never not stop grinding for tonight. I like mechanical games. I respect mechanical games

[00:11:02] What gets my penis hard is?

[00:11:05] Strategical competitive games. That's what gets my dick hard. That's what makes me calm

[00:11:10] That's why rainbow succeeds my favorite game ever favorite competitive game ever my favorite game ever is red dead redemption 2

[00:11:18] My favorite competitive game ever is r6 and my second favorite competitive game ever is League of Legends

[00:11:22] This is why when I say I'm going to be challenger, people scoff and joke around, I'm addicted

[00:11:29] to League.

[00:11:30] I haven't been this addicted to a game since I played R6 that was 10 years ago.

[00:11:35] Since I got into R6, guys, I play League of Legends every morning before I stream and

[00:11:41] every night after I stream, unless I'm traveling or unless I'm doing something personal and

[00:11:46] I'm not home physically, I will play League every morning, every night.

[00:11:51] The next league stream is probably gonna be the gold marathon push once I float to silver.

[00:11:56] But yeah, love y'all boys, bro.

[00:11:57] Alright guys, I'm the goddamn truce, goddamn it.

[00:12:01] And that's what it is.

[00:12:03] Ron's calling me.

[00:12:04] If you think you're a competitive gamer and you've never played League of Legends, you're

[00:12:07] not a competitive gamer.

[00:12:09] Ron calling.

[00:12:10] They see.

[00:12:11] What's that?

[00:12:12] What's going on, bro?

[00:12:13] I might be late, bro.

[00:12:14] Why?

[00:12:15] What's happening?

[00:12:16] I can't get it out.

[00:12:19] Are you kidding?

[00:12:20] Are you shitting bro?

[00:12:22] Yes.

[00:12:24] Bro, Ron, it's fine.

[00:12:25] We got, what, two hours bro?

[00:12:27] You'll be good?

[00:12:28] What'd you eat?

[00:12:29] What'd you eat?

[00:12:31] I don't know, bro, but it's aggressive.

[00:12:33] What do you mean, the shit is aggressive or your anus?

[00:12:37] Both.

[00:12:38] Oh, brother.

[00:12:39] Did you drink coffee?

[00:12:41] Yo, bro, where's Loose at?

[00:12:43] I thought we were doing a stream of Loose.

[00:12:45] Today?

[00:12:46] No, we're doing a way out today.

[00:12:47] It's a duo game.

[00:12:49] with this today?

[00:12:51] Or no, that's tomorrow.

[00:12:52] That's tomorrow.

[00:12:52] Sorry.

[00:12:53] No, where's Loose?

[00:12:54] So I thought we're doing our little

[00:13:01] I thought we're gonna chain together.

[00:13:02] All right, yeah, this is the most

[00:13:04] graphic phone call I've ever received.

[00:13:06] Uh, we're doing chain together.

[00:13:09] Loose is just yo chat.

[00:13:11] You guys, every time Loose goes live,

[00:13:12] and you harass him, like Loose is impossible to get a hold of.

[00:13:16] No, not harass him.

[00:13:17] I'll call those he's probably hibernating right now

[00:13:26] I'll call those bro, but Ron I'll see you at 5 30 correct. Yeah

[00:13:33] Bronze one

[00:13:36] Your bronze one in rainbow six each

[00:13:43] Yo

[00:13:45] Chad, we're going to be playing ranked with Ron today on PC.

[00:13:48] Don't worry. I know the ranked disparity thing.

[00:13:50] I'm going to be on a Smurf account because siege,

[00:13:52] unlike League of Legends,

[00:13:53] it's not the Federal Bureau of fucking Investigation.

[00:13:56] It's not the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

[00:13:59] You'll write it right there.

[00:14:01] When I play siege, I can play with my friend.

[00:14:03] When you play League, if I get on a Smurf to play with my friend on siege,

[00:14:06] no one cares.

[00:14:07] If my brother gets on a Smurf,

[00:14:10] Now I'm fucking chained up in a wall, in a cave somewhere with a fucking riot agent.

[00:14:17] Oh, riot!

[00:14:19] Oh, I'm sorry, I won't ever enjoy my time again, riot.

[00:14:26] I'll solo queue on your game till I die.

[00:14:30] Oh, riot, I won't ever enjoy my time again.

[00:14:35] Sorry for even daring.

[00:14:37] So, yeah, later on tonight, 530, we're going to be playing ranked with Ron Sabronato in

[00:14:43] Rainbow Six each.

[00:14:44] I've never played ranked with Ron before.

[00:14:47] This is going to be peak.

[00:14:49] Kid thinks he's ready for the big leagues.

[00:14:51] Kid thinks he's ready for the big leagues.

[00:14:52] I'm going to be probably on a PC gold account.

[00:14:54] Ron's going to be on a PC bronze account.

[00:14:56] We're probably going to be in PC silver slash gold lobbies.

[00:15:00] I'm assuming going to be gold.

[00:15:01] So Ron's going to have his work cut out for him.

[00:15:02] We'll see what he does before then.

[00:15:05] I'm going to solo queue chat.

[00:15:07] I'm addicted to Siege, it's happening again.

[00:15:10] I was playing Siege off stream this morning.

[00:15:14] The reason why, why did I get addicted to Siege again

[00:15:17] in the last week?

[00:15:18] It's because of Rank 3.0.

[00:15:19] Rank 2.0 was an absolute shitstorm.

[00:15:23] Rank 2.0 was a motherfucking joke.

[00:15:27] They were handing out champion charms

[00:15:29] like it was chocolate chip cookies at Grandma's bake sale.

[00:15:33] When ranks lose their meaning, I don't care.

[00:15:36] The reason why I love League of Legends rank structure is when I become a challenger in four years, and people can laugh,

[00:15:42] when I become a challenger in four years, I'll be a top 300 player in my North American region.

[00:15:47] The problem with Siege is the highest rank is champion, cool, there's 90,000 champions.

[00:15:52] Siege, listen to me, listen to me clear. There needs to be a new rank.

[00:15:56] I love rank 3.0. I love the fact that there's literally going to be 5,000 champs this season because the rank actually has a fucking meaning.

[00:16:03] The problem is all of those fraud fraud frauds of course who got champion in rank 2.0.

[00:16:11] You know if I'm talking to you, you know that that got champion in rank 2.0 with a 49 win

[00:16:16] percentage that shit needs to die.

[00:16:18] We need a new rank.

[00:16:20] I said it before.

[00:16:21] If there's going to be a new rank in Siege called it grand champion, make it golden and

[00:16:27] black, black and gold.

[00:16:29] like some like some chat what like what should the new rank be called in Siege

[00:16:36] when it's out in ring DLC a lot of the marathons are going to be when I get back

[00:16:40] from streamer games

[00:16:45] top 500 we're not calling it predator yo predator is the worst

[00:16:52] predator is the worst name of a rank in any game ever

[00:16:56] But I guess it makes sense because Apex, Apex Predator, it actually makes sense, you know,

[00:17:03] but imagine running around and telling people you're a predator, like, I love Challenger.

[00:17:11] I love League of Legends rank structure.

[00:17:13] It actually gets my dick hard.

[00:17:14] You want to know another great thing about League?

[00:17:18] You can't five stack.

[00:17:20] Like those flex, no one cares about your flex rank.

[00:17:23] You can solo or duo.

[00:17:26] And then I believe in League, once you get to Masters, it's only solo.

[00:17:31] The problem with Siege is you can get a five stack, have a 0.7 KD and reach champion.

[00:17:35] That's another problem with Siege.

[00:17:37] I believe once it's Masters.

[00:17:39] Yeah.

[00:17:40] But yes, I'm going to reach Challenger in League of Legends.

[00:17:44] Motherfuckers are going to laugh in my face and call me delusional.

[00:17:47] Hey, when I get addicted to a game, I'm going to reach the highest rank.

[00:17:51] I've done it 20 times on Siege.

[00:17:52] I've done it 30 times on Clash.

[00:17:54] I'm going to do it on League.

[00:17:55] I when I'm a I like strategy games

[00:17:58] League physically arouses me. I don't like CS. I don't like Valorant. It's just brain rot. It's just fucking brain rot

[00:18:04] I like when your brain is your weapon

[00:18:07] That's what I like

[00:18:09] um

[00:18:10] Into the next thing

[00:18:12] Tomorrow tonight. We're playing ranked with Ron tomorrow

[00:18:15] We're playing a way out y'all spammed the fuck out of us to play away out

[00:18:20] We're playing a way out the whole game on stream. I believe it's gonna take seven hours

[00:18:25] That's going to be tomorrow at around 4 p.m. EST after that

[00:18:31] It's the 30th. I don't know what I'm doing

[00:18:34] 31st

[00:18:35] Flying to California for the streamer games to IRL streams back-to-back streamer games

[00:18:41] I'm gonna prove I'm an athletic weapon people can laugh. I really don't care. I I'm walking it

[00:18:47] I jogged a mile today. Listen, I'm gonna show you the athletic specimen that I am

[00:18:53] All right, I'm gonna show you. I ordered a crossbow bow and arrow. I've been practicing my bow and arrow this morning

[00:18:58] I'm ready to roll. I'm ready to tango

[00:19:02] PKs let me make this clear

[00:19:05] If someone saves a penalty kick of mine on August 1st

[00:19:10] Or is it August 2nd? No August 1st is penalty kicks. They are a hacker or the luckiest human being of all time

[00:19:17] All of my pens that I'm gonna take on August 1st and August 2nd are going to be absolute heat-seeking fucking missiles

[00:19:25] They're going to be heat-seeking fucking missiles. I'm not fucking around. I'm putting every ball bins like I'm just if I'm not

[00:19:33] I'm not ticking around then we're going to dodgeball. This is what I'm doing for the streamer games

[00:19:38] Do you guys know white Goodman from dodgeball?

[00:19:47] Right here, the absolute go right here.

[00:19:53] So this is going to be my team in dodgeball.

[00:19:57] I bought the purple headbands and the purple wristbands and we are literally going to be

[00:20:05] throwing absolute piss missiles around.

[00:20:07] I'm not fucking around chat.

[00:20:10] It's time.

[00:20:11] August 1st, August 2nd, shout out to Ludwig for the opportunity.

[00:20:16] fucking content creator puts on great events. August versus August 2nd, it's time to dial in.

[00:20:22] It's time to dial in, bro. Yeah. They lost though. Who lost? Who lost? Oh, they did. Yeah,

[00:20:31] but it's not about that. Guys, it's not about them losing. It's about the aura. I want to be

[00:20:37] villains. I want to be evil. I want to be the team that everybody wants to be. I want to be villains.

[00:20:42] We look like villains. Look at fucking Tyler one. He looks like a villain. I want to be the villains of this event and I want to win this shit period

[00:20:52] I want to have a target on our back

[00:20:54] And I want to win this shit

[00:20:56] Periodic, everybody prime stuff. Eric's thinking prime in movies. I'm not even kidding in movies, animes, everything

[00:21:01] I've always leaned towards the villains. I just something about it. I love a good fucking villain

[00:21:08] um

[00:21:10] Check anything else. Oh, a chain together. Don't have a date. Don't have a time. Don't have a location. It's all up to those poros TV me and Ron, Ron, Ron and I'll make anything work.

[00:21:23] Me and Ron will go to the countryside of Italy to stream if we have to for the me and Ron will stream in India. It doesn't even matter.

[00:21:32] It's up to Los. The time, date, location, it's up to Los. If we do it in Florida, I already told Los and Ron I'll get everything set up. I'll get three setups, fiber internet, fucking everything.

[00:21:45] Three bedrooms, like we'll get this shit rolling.

[00:21:48] What did I say that was racist? L racist? What the fuck did I say that was racist?

[00:21:55] You're built like loose. I'm not tip revealed. Now, Mauds, we can just swiftly ban this guy. He's clearly not going to produce anything of value into the stream. Mauds, we could just swiftly ban this guy tip revealed. Now, what was racist?

[00:22:13] Can you let me out of your basement now? Damien not funny.

[00:22:17] Yeah, you guys are just saying L racist and literally nothing. I said it was racist of course, Ron will stream there or you mean India. Okay. Jesus.

[00:22:35] Play it takes 2 with Ron. We ran a poll of which game you guys want us to do tomorrow between a way out and it takes 2 and a way out 1. It actually kind of dominated. So we're going to do a way out tomorrow. I believe you can beat it in 7 hours.

[00:22:47] But with my gaming skill and Ron's gaming skill,

[00:22:50] I'm saying five.

[00:22:54] That's gonna be tomorrow.

[00:22:55] Chat, listen, bro.

[00:22:58] If you're horny type of one,

[00:23:00] if you're not horny type of two,

[00:23:02] if you can't produce yet type of three,

[00:23:04] four in the chat if you like turtles.

[00:23:07] Ladies and gentlemen,

[00:23:08] we're gonna switch over to console.

[00:23:10] Rainbow Six Siege is back, bear I say.

[00:23:13] Jinxie, why are you back into Rainbow Six Siege?

[00:23:15] Ranked 3.0 saved this goddamn game.

[00:23:18] The amount of fraudulent ass champs

[00:23:21] that bring shame to champion.

[00:23:23] Yo, if you're a champion,

[00:23:25] and you had a 48 win percentage in Ranked 2.0,

[00:23:29] you're not a champion.

[00:23:30] I'm snatching yo chain.

[00:23:32] I'm snatching yo chain.

[00:23:34] Chat up a solo queue in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Season

[00:23:36] this morning, I dropped an absolute heat-seeking

[00:23:38] fucking missile.

[00:23:39] I went 10-1 and we 4-0 swept.

[00:23:42] I'm the goddamn truth.

[00:23:43] Why am I on console?

[00:23:44] Jinxie, why are you on console?

[00:23:47] PC has hackers.

[00:23:48] I have no dreams or aspirations

[00:23:50] of playing professionally like Mingo.

[00:23:53] Mingo said he would never play PC

[00:23:55] if he wasn't trying to go pro.

[00:23:58] I don't wanna go pro, so I'm gonna play console.

[00:24:00] Jinxie, why are you playing console?

[00:24:01] You're ducking comp.

[00:24:02] PC players are ass, they're all fucking terrible.

[00:24:06] If they literally just, I just don't wanna play hackers.

[00:24:09] The only PC players that are good are pros.

[00:24:12] Next question. These PC ranked kids, like if you swipe on me with your wrist, you're not good. You're just aiming with your wrist. I'm 25 times smarter than you.

[00:24:22] Now, chat. This is our placement match. Whatever happens happens. I have not finished my.

[00:24:29] I had to turn off camera tags. I almost forgot I'm not about to get stream sniped and team killed. I'm going to add a delay and I'm going to put on stream remote.

[00:24:37] But yeah, Siege is back. It's summer Siege is fucking back. Thank God right 3.0 came out

[00:24:42] Um, I know they're doing the legend division thing

[00:24:45] Hi guys, I'm gonna go direct into controller for maximum audio efficiencies. I

[00:24:51] Know they're doing the up. Yeah, I'm gonna play for an hour and a half solo

[00:24:55] See what rank we get and then I'm gonna play with Ron on PC and that'll be funny

[00:25:00] This is gonna be more sweaty Ron's gonna be more funny

[00:25:02] I'm gonna add a delay. We're going all solo queue all solo queue. I believe I'm already at Emerald Elo

[00:25:11] because they know I'm the goddamn truth so they put me in Emerald on my unranked games

[00:25:17] but I have this see this is what you do this is what you do when you're the best

[00:25:23] this is what you do when you're the best 1.9 KD 75 win percentage solo queue this is what you do

[00:25:28] do when you're the best. See just back. See just back. Thank God for rank 3.0. Thank God.

[00:25:39] Now all we need, frequent new maps, frequent new operators, and we're ping chilling. Honestly,

[00:25:46] new ops are more important than new maps because new ops can be played every round. New maps

[00:25:50] can be played. I don't know. High-bives is frequent with the audio. When I get back, I'm

[00:25:57] I'm going to go pee.

[00:25:58] When I get back, we are going to play our last placement match, also look you, and figure

[00:26:03] out what rank we get.

[00:26:05] High-bives, add a 7-second delay, love you to Beth Kinn.

[00:26:08] Oh, and then you do the string remote setting.

[00:26:11] High-bives, add a 7-second delay.

[00:27:27] I'm fucking it.

[00:27:34] Alright, Jack.

[00:27:44] Now, super mode.

[00:27:53] fucking it.

[00:27:54] Alright, chat.

[00:27:55] Now, super mode.

[00:27:57] I'm not getting sniped.

[00:27:59] I'm not getting sniped.

[00:28:00] Appear as you, yes.

[00:28:02] Use privacy nickname.

[00:28:04] I want that on all.

[00:28:07] Hide avatar on.

[00:28:10] Rename other players.

[00:28:12] All.

[00:28:14] Hit a match, make it to the 90 to 30.

[00:28:16] Perfect.

[00:28:17] Guys, that'd be perfect.

[00:28:19] Ladies and gentlemen.

[00:28:21] Rainbow Six stage is back!

[00:28:28] I feel the passion coursing through the tip of my weiner, the tip of my dong.

[00:28:36] Because finally, champion has meaning.

[00:28:41] I'm going to be predominantly solo queueing to champion this season, probably only solo

[00:28:46] queueing to champion this season on console.

[00:28:49] Why?

[00:28:50] 95% of my friends are on PC now, which is totally fine. They're all pursuing dreams of becoming pro players.

[00:28:56] I'm not. So I don't have to deal with hackers. I don't have to deal with wall hacks. I don't have to deal with aimbot.

[00:29:03] Everybody I play against is legit.

[00:29:06] Aside from the absolute scum of the earth, Zim players.

[00:29:11] Now, we've played four games of solo queue off-stream. I played two last night two this morning.

[00:29:17] Here are current stats. I have a 1.9 kill death ratio and a 75% win percentage.

[00:29:23] I'm in Emerald lobbies right now. If I win this game, I have a feeling, I'm not

[00:29:31] sure, I have a feeling I'm gonna get put in Emerald 1. If I get put in Emerald 1,

[00:29:36] we could look...

[00:29:41] We could legitimately get diving today. I don't love this map. Actually, okay. I

[00:29:46] I don't mind this map.

[00:29:48] This map is OK.

[00:29:49] All right, I'm not that mad at it.

[00:29:52] If I get Emerald 1 off this game,

[00:29:54] we're probably going to have to win.

[00:29:56] If I lose, I'm probably going to get Emerald 2, which is deserved.

[00:29:59] If I get Emerald 1 off this game, I'm 99% sure I'm going to be 1 to 2,

[00:30:04] no, 2 to 3 wins away from Diamond.

[00:30:07] If I get Diamond on my first day on console this season,

[00:30:10] I will literally pull my dog out.

[00:30:12] Let's do this.

[00:30:12] Let's lock in.

[00:30:15] I'm going to read chat chat. I'm not doing the rage bait. I'm not doing the bs today. I'm not doing rage bait.

[00:30:20] Let me close out of my lead client fix your background, please. Are you referring to my face cam?

[00:30:31] Is that better? Oh my God. I finally did it. The face cam with the

[00:30:37] That's as good as it's going to get. All right. Kittens lock in. We are currently in emerald lobbies.

[00:30:43] Alright? Check the 1v1 leaderboards? What do you mean the 1v1 leaderboards?

[00:30:46] See each has 1v1 leaderboards. Hey you swear. Mentor thinking about it all.

[00:30:50] Fix your face next. This is the rage bait that I'm talking about.

[00:30:55] One kid says to fix the camera and then you say to fix my face.

[00:30:59] MOBS! Terminate him!

[00:31:04] Now, I cha- Oh! Last thing I forgot to say! I have a new gamer tag.

[00:31:08] I have a new gamer tag. I have a new gamer tag.

[00:31:13] Since my Rainbow Six Siege passion has returned.

[00:31:17] And my two favorite games are League of Legends and Rainbow Six Siege. Right now,

[00:31:21] this is my current gamer tag. Shout it out to the league.

[00:31:23] Come, stole this from the league community. Junko NA1.

[00:31:29] Junko NA1, tell me this is an aura. Tell me this is an aura.

[00:31:33] Awful profile picture. Bro just called solo leveling awful. Bro just called solo leveling

[00:31:42] awful. If you have no ball knowledge, just say that. If you have no ball knowledge, just

[00:31:50] say that. Alright, let me walk in. If I have a good performance this game, I'd have a 2KD.

[00:31:55] What's this piano what is this piano we got it's inside

[00:32:25] You can warp in that!

[00:32:30] It bugs immediately!

[00:32:32] Who is this?

[00:32:44] I'm 76% sure.

[00:32:46] But...

[00:32:47] Notice how I swarmed around 6'7"?

[00:32:49] I'm 76% sure.

[00:32:51] IQ is using a mouse in QQ.

[00:32:54] Actually, no, I'm not. That's Cope.

[00:32:56] Uh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

[00:33:00] If I blame external factors one time today,

[00:33:03] I want you to grab me by the throat and throw me through a glass window.

[00:33:06] Listen to me. No, sorry. In GTA.

[00:33:09] If I blame my teammates once, or if I blame the enemies one time today,

[00:33:14] I want you to unfollow me. If you're watching this video on YouTube,

[00:33:17] I want you to unsubscribe from my YouTube channel.

[00:33:20] Report me on every major social media platform.

[00:33:23] report me to local law enforcement,

[00:33:25] call the Tarpen Springs Police Department.

[00:33:27] If I blame external factors a single time today,

[00:33:30] I'm a coward and I'm a loser

[00:33:32] and I don't deserve champion on console.

[00:33:34] I don't deserve 3.0 champion.

[00:33:36] Let's lock in. I didn't know you could wall bang that.

[00:33:39] That's why CEDA is the greatest FPS of all time

[00:33:41] because there's always something to learn.

[00:33:43] I did not know that was wall bangable. Now I know.

[00:33:45] Zooka, think of the prime.

[00:33:47] Cool, think of what's your one.

[00:33:49] Blue, think of the prime.

[00:33:50] CEDA is weird because sometimes when there's wood

[00:33:52] wood, and it's thick wood, you can't wall bang it. Like these bar deaths on

[00:33:57] Cafe Dostoyevsky, those have metal railings in them. Sometimes when it's

[00:34:02] thick wood, you can't wall bang, but I guess that you can. It feels good to be

[00:34:08] on console. I'm not gonna lie though, Jeff. My first game back on console I

[00:34:12] played last night off-stream, it actually felt weird. Like bro, it

[00:34:16] legitimately felt weird. I'm not even sure. It felt so weird. Because bro, you

[00:34:21] You gotta think about it, like you're going from like,

[00:34:24] you're going from like having so much frames to having none.

[00:34:32] Excuses, I'm not making excuses,

[00:34:34] you delusional delinquent psychopath.

[00:34:36] I'm saying it feels different.

[00:34:37] I'm not making excuses.

[00:34:39] If I blame anything, I want you to block me.

[00:34:42] I want you to unfollow me.

[00:34:44] I want you to send hatred my way.

[00:34:46] I'm not gonna blame my teammates.

[00:34:48] I'm not gonna blame the opponent.

[00:34:49] I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Ascent!

[00:35:21] actually team kill my teammate

[00:35:46] Nice! There it is!

[00:35:52] Idon't know where last is so I'm gonna play hyper passive.

[00:35:59] Wait, why am I playing passive? I'm the truth.

[00:36:02] Why am I playing passive? I'm the truth.

[00:36:05] No!

[00:36:06] I don't think you must think...

[00:36:12] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[00:36:16] GOD!

[00:36:17] WHY DO YOU OVERHEAD?

[00:36:18] WHY DO YOU OVERHEAD?

[00:36:20] I don't know, talking controller!

[00:36:24] Because I'm an inferior gamer that I was two years ago!

[00:36:28] You're listening to exterior voices!

[00:36:31] Listen to my voice, Nicholas Stewart!

[00:36:33] You're the greatest ever.

[00:36:35] You're the greatest ever, Nicholas Stewart.

[00:36:37] Listen to my voice.

[00:36:39] Listen to my voice.

[00:36:43] There we go.

[00:36:44] Duck, think of her to gift it.

[00:36:45] Peace, think of her to one.

[00:36:46] I should've switched to my Super Shotty

[00:36:48] and played close, that's on me.

[00:36:49] He's that GG, think of the bottle.

[00:36:50] Black, think of the bottle.

[00:36:51] Semi, think of the bottle.

[00:36:52] Fair, think of the bottle.

[00:36:55] That's on me.

[00:36:56] Nice one, Doug.

[00:36:58] Listen to me, listen to me.

[00:36:59] There's a spit on my controller.

[00:37:01] Listen to me, listen to me, clear?

[00:37:03] I don't go by Doug. Literally no one in my bloodline calls me Doug.

[00:37:08] Cam Roberts with the Twitch Prime subscription shut up racist.

[00:37:13] What?

[00:37:14] What?

[00:37:15] Track think of it a prime crazy weapon think of it a 2-1-8-6-2-1

[00:37:20] BLV you're on drugs. Nope not on drugs. You know what this is. This is called weaponized autism

[00:37:28] Shout out Gauntas. Let's do this man. So don't you all to win a champion. Let's do this

[00:37:32] Let's tango bank think of a different Archie thinking the bottle attached eating the bottle FK thinking the bottle of Madrid thinking the bottle

[00:37:43] We need to win this game we need to win this game

[00:37:46] I need to get emerald one if I get emerald one we can scoot into diamond on our first day back on that spot

[00:37:56] Nick Doug Stewie with the five gifted

[00:38:02] Your name is Nick Dug Stewie. Are you serious?

[00:38:10] Tom, think it about it. Tom, think it about it. Cheeky, think it about it.

[00:38:20] Did you cut your hair? Thank you for noticing, sister. Yes, I did.

[00:38:27] Keep screaming, I'm almost there.

[00:38:32] Uh, come on, support that guy to the ref, yeah.

[00:38:37] There's check his hard drive.

[00:38:39] There's gonna be something on that hard drive you don't want to see.

[00:38:42] Keep screaming, you're almost there.

[00:38:44] You're a psychopath, bro.

[00:38:46] You're a psycho.

[00:38:51] If Warden dies, I'll play a straight.

[00:38:53] Cause I play everything perfectly.

[00:38:57] You're an undisciplined player. That's why you drone.

[00:39:00] You're an undisciplined player.

[00:39:01] That's why you drone.

[00:39:03] You're an undisciplined player.

[00:39:04] That's why you're bad. That's why you're emerald, Ash.

[00:39:06] That's why you're emerald. That's why you're bad.

[00:39:10] Undisciplined swine.

[00:39:12] Get the fuck off my game, please.

[00:39:16] If you're not gonna drone, bring that shit to Call of Duty, please.

[00:39:19] If you're not going to drone, bring that to color B. LARPING R6 now.

[00:39:25] Oh, let's see.

[00:39:26] I've dedicated 30,000 hours of my life to the game, but I'm LARPING.

[00:39:32] This IQ's very good.

[00:39:34] This IQ's like the best player I've seen on console.

[00:39:42] I can't really tell if he's cheating or not.

[00:39:44] He is 1HP.

[00:39:45] I think he's cheating.

[00:39:47] I don't think he's cheating though.

[00:39:49] Because IQ's very good at the game, he's killed me twice.

[00:39:51] Like this lucky quiver guy is actually good.

[00:40:02] IQ's one HP.

[00:40:03] One B1.

[00:40:04] Left!

[00:40:05] Left!

[00:40:06] Nice!

[00:40:07] Nice!

[00:40:08] Nice!

[00:40:09] That's what I'm talking about!

[00:40:10] Nice!

[00:40:11] Nice!

[00:40:12] Nice!

[00:40:13] Nice!

[00:40:14] Nice!

[00:40:15] That's what I'm talking about!

[00:40:22] Of course you think he's cheating!

[00:40:25] Don't misquote what I say, because I will literally ban you!

[00:40:31] I didn't say he's cheating!

[00:40:34] I said I don't know if he's cheating, I think he's legit!

[00:40:38] I think he's legit!

[00:40:40] I didn't say, of course you think he's cheating!

[00:40:43] I don't think he's cheating. I said I think he's legit. I don't know if he's cheating. He looks like controller

[00:40:49] I said he's very good at the game

[00:40:51] I've literally said the direct opposite of what you just said you psychopath little kid get out of my stream

[00:40:59] Don't put words in my mouth because that pisses me off. Don't put words in my mouth

[00:41:05] When is the fuck a fan contest coming in from MC Freetle eight months sub

[00:41:10] MC Frito, this is a completely imaginary event. It's never gonna happen. I addressed this earlier in the year.

[00:41:17] There will never be a fuck-a-fan contest.

[00:41:23] You getting carried by the way? I would have been saying I'm getting carried. You don't understand the game at a high level.

[00:41:27] I got the first pick on Ash and then put their best player on one HP.

[00:41:31] If we kill this lucky quiver guy, we automatically win the game.

[00:41:35] This guy's the truth. This guy's the best player I've played against in my five solo queue games of Siege.

[00:41:42] It's not even like this.

[00:41:46] Here's the thing. There are players that can get kills. Anyone in Siege can get kills. It's the one trying to try a game.

[00:41:51] It's the way this guy's moving and the way he's getting kills. I know he's actually good at the game.

[00:41:58] Like, I know he's consistently doing this. Do you want to say what I'm saying?

[00:42:05] But he has to have playing a way out tomorrow with Ron Peek Street.

[00:42:12] Holy yack, shut up.

[00:42:16] It's not a yack, I'm just explaining it.

[00:42:21] I'm explaining it.

[00:42:29] Congratulations on your daughter's first birthday, 29 months sub from Dave.

[00:42:34] Dave, I don't have a daughter. I think you'd know that after being in the scene for two years.

[00:42:39] I don't have a daughter, I don't have a son. I'm not a father.

[00:42:44] Bob has been located.

[00:42:46] Oh my god, we killed Lucky Quiver. Thank god.

[00:42:50] Looks like we're just rushing, say it.

[00:42:52] I need to hear how you play with the operator standing.

[00:43:04] Here's online.

[00:43:09] Nice guys!

[00:43:13] Carried, I'm planted!

[00:43:18] Carried, I'm planted!

[00:43:22] I'm planting! I'm literally planting! What do you mean carried? Shut up!

[00:43:28] Wait, aren't you married to Bonnie Blue? Well, here's the thing. If you're a nine-year-old kid

[00:43:34] and your brain is literally a toaster and you pull up TikTok and you legitimately believe these AI

[00:43:40] generated TikToks, sure, in your fantasy world, no man, I'm not married to Bonnie Blue. I've never

[00:43:47] been within 50,000 miles of Bonnie blue and I'm gonna keep it that way but yeah

[00:43:55] that's thing if you watch AI TikToks right if you sit there and swipe through

[00:44:02] AI junk sure come up with different punchlines mods remove this guy from

[00:44:11] the channel. Yo, bro, let's not backseat life me here. Snail point. Think we're pressed

[00:44:18] up. Jinxie, you look breedable today. If, if, if, yeah, I've stuttered stuttering.

[00:44:30] Guys, stuttering is normal when you're, when you're talking for a long period of time, guys.

[00:44:33] I've seen the tiktoks. Why so defensive? Okay. I know you're rage-battering, but let's run with the idea that you're not.

[00:44:43] It's not called defensive. It's called, imagine how annoying it is when there's 5,000 AI bullcrap tiktoks, and then there's idiots asking me about it.

[00:44:53] And then I'm going to be like, yeah, I'm going to get defensive because it is annoying. It's annoying.

[00:44:58] Shrews equals ban. No, he got banned for saying I'm married to Bonnie Blue. What?

[00:45:08] Schneider, they give her the prime stuff. Baseball, they give her the tier one. What's the baby's name, Nicholas?

[00:45:14] There is not a baby! There is it!

[00:45:17] Fuck!

[00:45:28] Truth equals ban. No, it's called psychopath equals ban.

[00:45:32] If it's gonna be a little delinquent, you're gonna get banned, period.

[00:45:37] You wouldn't spawn beat that, would you?

[00:45:40] You wouldn't spawn beat that, would you?

[00:45:44] You're in for a rude awakening, if you do.

[00:45:53] I mean, am I tweaking or pfft? I can make the play.

[00:45:56] Jack remember this quote big-time players make big-time plays running up steps

[00:46:09] This guy's roaming with a grids mark line of his pocket what a psychopath yeah, leave the game

[00:46:15] Nice!

[00:46:16] Alright, now we played 5 placement matches.

[00:46:26] We had 4 wins and 1 loss with a 1.7 KD.

[00:46:33] Let's see what rank they give us and let's see if we can push for Diamond.

[00:46:42] 4 wins and 1 loss.

[00:46:44] Here's the moment of truth.

[00:46:46] Show me the animation.

[00:46:47] Emerald one, and I'll literally pull it out.

[00:46:50] Emerald one, and I'll pull out my dog

[00:46:52] and start stroking it at a medium pace.

[00:46:59] Where's my rank?

[00:47:02] Where's my rank?

[00:47:05] Where's my rank?

[00:47:08] Rank points currently unavailable.

[00:47:14] WHERE'S MY RANK?

[00:47:21] What do you mean my ranked points are unavailable?

[00:47:26] What's happening?

[00:47:27] What's happening? I can't even leave. I can't leave

[00:47:33] Stand by returning to the main menu. It's because you got carried. I had a 1.7 KD

[00:47:39] You are literally terrible. Rafa, I got a 2-1

[00:47:44] Bro, he roamed with a gris bottom line.

[00:47:47] It's actually like a smart play.

[00:47:49] So I have a feeling if I reset my app, I'm going to get like banned.

[00:47:53] I'm going to give a reset my app, I'm going to get like banned.

[00:47:56] Wait, it's loading, it's loading, it's loading, it's loading, it's loading, it's loading.

[00:48:07] Why do you get off PC too hard?

[00:48:09] Oh, there's just hackers.

[00:48:10] PC is just terrible.

[00:48:12] All right, I'm resetting my app.

[00:48:13] I'm resetting my app.

[00:48:15] Rainbow Six Siege is probably the only game

[00:48:18] in the entire world that's actually

[00:48:20] a better experience on console,

[00:48:22] aside from maybe like FIFA.

[00:48:25] Purple the Dev with the, and FIFA 2K, like sports games.

[00:48:28] Any sports games, like Madden, FIFA 2K are better on console.

[00:48:32] Purple the Dev with the five gifted subs,

[00:48:34] good equals cheaters, question mark.

[00:48:40] No, it's called cheaters equals cheaters.

[00:48:43] Must ban that guy for having an IQ below 80.

[00:48:49] Jim C. Do you pay child support?

[00:48:50] I don't have a child!

[00:48:52] Wanna be spider with the 10 gifted subs?

[00:48:54] Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.

[00:48:57] We got Emerald too.

[00:49:01] I'm gonna be honest.

[00:49:02] I'm gonna be seriously, seriously honest.

[00:49:05] I'm slightly disappointed.

[00:49:07] I'm slightly disappointed.

[00:49:09] I mean, guys, I physically don't think it's possible

[00:49:13] to put up better solo queue stats than this.

[00:49:16] I mean, the only game I lost, I'm not trolling,

[00:49:19] was the first placement game I played last night

[00:49:24] at like one in the morning in my entire teamteam guild.

[00:49:29] You got boosted, you got carried.

[00:49:32] I had a 1.7 KD with an 80% win percentage.

[00:49:35] I am the carry.

[00:49:37] Yo, let me make myself clear when I say this.

[00:49:40] There are human beings, like, I'm not the best at a lot of things.

[00:49:46] If you plug in a controller and load up a gaming console,

[00:49:49] whether it's a PlayStation or an Xbox, and you 1v1 me

[00:49:52] and Rainbow Six Siege, you have a 99.9% chance of losing.

[00:49:57] 99.9% chance of losing.

[00:50:00] I have dedicated all of my life, all of my childhood,

[00:50:04] and all of my adulthood to this game.

[00:50:06] There is a 99.49% chance you lose to me in a 1v1.

[00:50:11] You guys can say cap.

[00:50:12] There is about, I would say, 20 controller players

[00:50:16] in the world that could beat me in a 1v1 on Orca.

[00:50:19] 20 controller players in the world

[00:50:21] that could beat me in a 1v1 on Orca.

[00:50:22] Full ego.

[00:50:25] Full ego.

[00:50:26] Banks a good map.

[00:50:27] I like the other map.

[00:50:29] See, here's the thing.

[00:50:30] Let me explain.

[00:50:31] This is how champs ban.

[00:50:33] Now, bank's a good map, but why would I ban bank?

[00:50:38] Because it's attack-resided.

[00:50:40] So champion players don't ban the maps they don't like.

[00:50:45] Champion players ban on what's gonna set them up for success.

[00:50:50] So if I'm attacking, right, in theme parks in the map pool,

[00:50:53] I'm gonna ban theme park.

[00:50:55] But since I'm defending, I'm gonna ban bank.

[00:50:59] You're saying no shit, but the problem is

[00:51:01] A lot of low-ranked players don't do this.

[00:51:04] If you want to get to high ranks, you have to,

[00:51:06] everything, why am I suffering so much today?

[00:51:11] Everything matters.

[00:51:12] Your bands matter.

[00:51:13] Your callouts matter.

[00:51:14] How productive you are on camera matters.

[00:51:16] Guys, to get to the next level,

[00:51:18] to get to the upper echelon,

[00:51:19] to get to Diamond, to get to Champion,

[00:51:21] you have to ban properly.

[00:51:24] How come it has no eyebrows again?

[00:51:27] I'm not an it, and two,

[00:51:30] I have eyebrows, I just shave my hair.

[00:51:32] Jinxie, can I be your fantasy girlfriend?

[00:51:35] His name is Mark.

[00:51:39] Case number two one, Adam Dignimolo.

[00:51:42] Mods of predictions.

[00:51:43] We're gonna see if we can get to Diamond today,

[00:51:45] but we're gonna play with Ron in one hour.

[00:51:48] We're gonna play Siege for the next hour,

[00:51:50] probably two or three more games.

[00:51:51] We're gonna see if we can get to Diamond.

[00:51:53] Protect the bombs.

[00:51:54] Yeah, uh, Mark, I'm gonna decline your offer for being my fantasy girlfriend, Mark.

[00:52:08] Get out of my chat!

[00:52:11] Yep, I know, I know.

[00:52:16] Let's win the game.

[00:52:17] You should be setting up a rune's right now.

[00:52:18] You should be setting up a rune's.

[00:52:19] You really wanna excite me?

[00:52:20] Get a 3k.

[00:52:21] You really wanna excite me?

[00:52:22] Get a 3k.

[00:52:23] you really want my attention then get a 3k then I'll show you some attention I

[00:52:28] can't stand when people do that set up the objective and get a 3k if you really

[00:52:34] want my attention get a 3k then we'll talk

[00:52:39] surveillance on bombs up or has it's the best bomb peak in the game by the way

[00:52:53] I think nobody's spawned here.

[00:53:09] One more, come on, I know there's one more of you, I heard of you.

[00:53:22] I know this one more of you. I heard you. I know this one more of you. I heard you. I

[00:53:29] Know this one more of you. I heard you. I know this one more of you. I heard you

[00:53:33] I know this one more of you. I heard you. All right, you're not gonna swing on this way

[00:53:37] Did he jump down?

[00:53:55] I know he came up, so you have to jump down.

[00:54:09] I need this gun.

[00:54:20] Jump down.

[00:54:21] Try to jump down, you hear that?

[00:54:25] Someone is tracking you. Please God, Peek it.

[00:54:35] I beg you to peek it.

[00:54:55] I could have read my teammate but he's useless so I'm just gonna kill this guy.

[00:55:15] How does he make no noise?

[00:55:18] How does he make no noise?

[00:55:22] He made zero noise.

[00:55:24] I wish I could be that cool to where the game just bugs out.

[00:55:28] How could he make, he made no noise walking through piano

[00:55:31] double as a two armor dunk.

[00:55:33] Think of it a prime EXT, think of it a two one.

[00:55:36] You guys can laugh, you can laugh.

[00:55:38] You guys can laugh and those people's having cope.

[00:55:41] That was actually astounding.

[00:55:43] That guy made no noise walking through piano double.

[00:55:48] That guy made like, made a really zero noise

[00:55:51] walking through piano double.

[00:55:54] Trippy, Blakey's thinking for the prime stuff.

[00:55:56] Somebody just typed the Celtic Shacky mode.

[00:55:58] All right, Brady, think of all of them.

[00:56:03] I cannot believe that guy made no noise.

[00:56:06] Excuses, it's not excuses.

[00:56:08] I have the best eardrums in the entire world

[00:56:11] when it comes to playing Rambo Six Siege.

[00:56:12] That guy made no noise.

[00:56:14] I literally just got jumpscared.

[00:56:16] Jonesy thinking for the prime,

[00:56:17] Squaw's thinking for the third one.

[00:56:20] I should have probably just stayed on the pixel

[00:56:22] because he's literally never telling me on that,

[00:56:24] but that's what happens when you play scared.

[00:56:26] When you play this game scared,

[00:56:27] you're simply just gonna lose games, period.

[00:56:29] I should've just stayed on the pixel.

[00:56:30] He's never taken me off that angle.

[00:56:32] I should've just stayed.

[00:56:33] As soon as I ran away, I've also all my aura,

[00:56:35] then I'll also all my tempo,

[00:56:36] then he repositioned that I'm dead.

[00:56:38] Like, I should've just stayed on the pixel.

[00:56:54] I think that's the wrong wall. Yeah, no, we did the wrong one

[00:57:02] You're supposed to do this one

[00:57:08] You're supposed to never make this a rotate this one's supposed to be a rotate

[00:57:14] The reason why is because now when they go here they can't see in closet and we can just rotate like that

[00:57:27] I'm late. I don't know why I'm doing tutorials mid-round.

[00:57:57] stop playing mazzi you're a warper he's the best of them again

[00:58:21] They cleared the plush ones.

[00:58:25] Masi's literally my kitten.

[00:58:38] Reloading! Cover me!

[00:58:40] Okay.

[00:58:46] Oh, okay.

[00:58:48] I mean, I can like guess where I think it's gonna be.

[00:59:04] Like God, you guys are useless.

[00:59:06] I mean, they just walk in and plant the 3v3.

[00:59:08] I mean, I should have came up earlier, man.

[00:59:12] See, everything cycles now.

[00:59:13] See, I don't cycles.

[00:59:15] we lost the 3v1 then we went back up top and now we lost again so instead of the

[00:59:20] game being 2 to 0 it's 0 to 2. Sad they're gonna be serve 1. Hate it they're

[00:59:24] 2-1. Wait, did I just blame my teammate right there? Did I just blame my t-

[00:59:30] unfollow me, block me, report me to the FBI. Why am I blaming my teammate? I know my

[00:59:38] teammates are pigs. I have to rise above. That is the whole point of the game. I

[00:59:42] I know my teammates are pigs, I have to rise above.

[00:59:48] No lucky thing to ball it out.

[00:59:49] It's all good, we need to come back.

[00:59:51] Not left in a 1v3 in sight.

[00:59:56] I mean, yeah, you're in a 1v3 in sight, but what's it called?

[01:00:03] Wait, I thought it was a 2v3 in sight.

[01:00:05] Nah, I wasn't a 1v3.

[01:00:07] There's no way three emerald slash flat slash golds,

[01:00:11] three-man hit the site simultaneously.

[01:00:13] Tap! Tap!

[01:00:15] They're not that good.

[01:00:19] Just kill them?

[01:00:20] Losing to golds, by the way?

[01:00:23] Oh, that's a pretty psychotic way to describe it.

[01:00:26] Protect the bomb.

[01:00:27] It's all good. I'm gonna turn it around.

[01:00:29] I'm gonna turn it around.

[01:00:41] You are just bad

[01:01:41] These guys actually this rough site these guys actually this rough site

[01:01:52] I'm just so much better than you you need two of those twitch rounds

[01:02:10] I think the other guy's here now.

[01:02:30] Or was that the Twitch?

[01:02:34] I don't know where he is.

[01:02:39] Niiiiiice!

[01:02:43] Trauma, think of it as a prime, Lucky, know it, think of it as a prime, Branded, think

[01:02:47] of it as your one, Seed, think of it as a prime.

[01:02:48] Yeah, looks like the strat is just like rushing site.

[01:02:57] You're getting carried, you know, chat.

[01:02:59] You guys realize like, even if I don't get a kill, if I'm not dying and holding site,

[01:03:04] I'm not getting carried.

[01:03:09] chat like if I'm not like it's one thing if I'm like dying in five seconds and then my like yeah that'd be getting

[01:03:14] curious guys I'm doing my part I hacked like three cams shot of cams stayed alive like

[01:03:22] you're doing the imbappe special okay now you did nothing no so chat like in siege

[01:03:30] if I hold down the objective I don't get a kill and I don't get a death I'm not getting carried I'm

[01:03:36] I'm just staying alive.

[01:03:39] There is literally a statistic in Pro League called cost.

[01:03:43] Kill objective survival, what's the T?

[01:03:47] Trade.

[01:03:48] Kill objective survival trade.

[01:03:49] If you survive in a round of siege, you're doing your job.

[01:03:53] Especially on defense.

[01:03:54] If you're on attack, baiting, then you're not.

[01:03:56] You need to locate a bomb.

[01:03:59] Surviving in siege is literally doing your job.

[01:04:02] Cope, Cope, Cope, Sauror, yo, my stats don't lie, men lie, women lie, numbers don't, and

[01:04:10] my numbers are pretty damn good, bro.

[01:04:15] You can say what you want, man, the stats speak for themselves.

[01:04:17] I'm the truth.

[01:04:19] Shout out Anthony Edwards, but I'm the truth, bro, dead ass.

[01:04:23] keep telling yourself that I have a 1.7 KD with an 80% percent what do you mean tell

[01:04:41] myself like bro wants to get you kids so bad please speak it

[01:05:11] Yo, yo, can you fucking move, man?

[01:05:13] This guy's gonna piss me off.

[01:05:18] All right, I'm about to shoot him in the head.

[01:05:27] We can breathe forward.

[01:05:34] Right, he was literally right there.

[01:05:40] Stay behind me.

[01:05:41] He's so low, he's so low. He's so fucking low. He might even be knocked, but I know

[01:05:54] he's stuck.

[01:05:56] Oh you got a resume please please resume please please lie and lie and don't

[01:06:11] All right, that's on me, that's on me.

[01:06:22] All right, it's time to lock in.

[01:06:31] Wow, that's on me.

[01:06:34] Take a berry, think about it a little bit, think about it a little.

[01:06:36] I did not think I was going to fall there and I did not think I was going to die to

[01:06:41] fall damage. Wow, it was high up. Yeah, it's one of those demonic games of Siege. I mean,

[01:06:47] it kind of just happens like, I'm patient, I hit the guy four times, of course he doesn't

[01:06:51] die, and then I fall off the roof. And then the other round, like, I leave my team in

[01:06:56] sight for a second, they just hit sight immediately, and then they hold my come up, and then my

[01:06:59] C4 magically misses. It's just a demonic game of Siege. It's all good, bro. I'm gonna

[01:07:03] turn this around. I mean, I'm the truth, so I'm just gonna bring this shit back. What

[01:07:07] What is Nick with the five gifted subs?

[01:07:09] She'll be making the chat, Nick thinking of five gifted.

[01:07:15] I kind of want to go thermite to get the walls, but the thing is thermite sketchy because

[01:07:20] my teammates aren't going to hold my run out, so I might have to go like Habana.

[01:07:24] Also, it is a little bit annoying how it's a 4v3, I get knocked and then no one rushes

[01:07:30] me, they all run in the building and die, but then again they are pigs, so you can't

[01:07:34] blame pigs for oinking.

[01:07:35] And tell you I think I'm gonna turn one number one thing I learned in League of Legends and rainbows takes heat

[01:07:39] You can't blame the pig for oinking BWG Lambo. They get a follow up

[01:07:53] Like literally no one no one helped really you guys just ran past me

[01:07:59] They don't have good wall denial, but if I go through it I can get everything.

[01:08:11] I feel like I'm going to die going through these walls.

[01:08:18] Like I don't trust my teammates.

[01:08:20] Five seconds before insertion.

[01:08:25] I really don't trust my team.

[01:08:28] I just gotta remind everyone I'm the truth. I'm the greatest ever

[01:08:58] I

[01:09:13] Why would you like me on fire?

[01:09:15] Why would you like me on fire?

[01:09:18] Why would you like me on fire?

[01:09:28] We better win this, we better win this.

[01:09:44] So you see me, you see me approaching Blue Door, which I'm not planting.

[01:09:49] It's a 5v2, I have sight control, but I can literally just get a free ass kill.

[01:09:54] If I see me, it doesn't light me on fire, I don't have to back up, and then if I don't

[01:09:57] back up and don't that attack in. Might as well make Seasony approaching blue door and

[01:10:00] then lights to be on fire. It's one thing if you're gonna be horrible at the game, but

[01:10:05] if you're gonna be so bad that you actively kill me, now we have a problem. Now we have

[01:10:12] an issue. Why don't you walk deep into sight with the diffuser? How do I type? How do I

[01:10:20] How do I type?

[01:10:22] How do I type?

[01:10:24] How do I type?

[01:10:26] How do I type?

[01:10:28] How do I type?

[01:10:30] Do you have a word on your type?

[01:10:32] Round then I'll call me.

[01:10:34] How do I type? How do I type?

[01:10:36] How do I type?

[01:10:38] Y? T?

[01:10:40] What am I good to- Yo, it's because I'm the goddamn troupe.

[01:10:51] That's why I walk in sight.

[01:10:52] I'm not going to plant and then like rely on you to protect me.

[01:10:56] They need to locate a bomb.

[01:11:20] Drone has located a bomb.

[01:11:22] Alright, they're gonna be down.

[01:11:28] They banned every breacher, so Grimm's a good pick.

[01:11:34] Grimm's a good pick.

[01:11:37] We gotta get the walls though.

[01:11:47] I can't lose, I can't lose, I can't lose.

[01:11:52] Can't lose, can't lose. Not even an option.

[01:12:22] nice guys

[01:12:32] how did he get these walls?

[01:12:42] of

[01:12:49] the

[01:12:53] death

[01:12:56] of

[01:12:59] death

[01:13:02] of

[01:13:07] That's gonna go right.

[01:13:33] He's still on the fucking stairs!

[01:13:35] STAIRS! MY GOD! WHY WOULD YOU STAY THERE?! I KNOW YOU KILLED MY DEMON! ON THE STAIRS! WHY WOULD YOU STAY?!

[01:13:49] He's so bad, he's so bad, he's good.

[01:13:56] Yeah, this is a lobotomy, lobotomy session.

[01:13:59] I'm going to be the most demonic game of season ever played in my life, like literally the

[01:14:05] most demonic game of season ever played in my life.

[01:14:08] You sit there for five, like it's a free kill, like God you're so bad it works, you're so

[01:14:14] bad it works!

[01:14:15] Like bro, I'm not a five year old, I know you killed my teammate on my staircase, why would

[01:14:24] you stay there?

[01:14:27] It's so stupid. It's smart. It's literally so dumb

[01:14:32] That guy had a minute and 45 seconds to rotate back to site. He's like no

[01:14:38] They'll never expect this one

[01:14:42] Demonic game I'm getting lit on fire by my teammates. My teammates can't hold site

[01:14:46] My teammates sold a 3v1 and then I choked the 1v1

[01:14:50] Me whatever bro

[01:14:52] It's literally so unintelligent. It's so bad. It's such a textbook bad play that it's actually genius.

[01:15:04] It's actually genius. It's so fucking bad that it's actually genius. It's legitimately genius.

[01:15:12] It's such an atrociously awful play that it's literally smart. It's so dumb it's smart.

[01:15:20] I thought this guy would have rotated back to site because it it all falls on me though

[01:15:28] I'm assuming an emerald player has above a 75 IQ

[01:15:33] Like he actually got a kill in a spot where he's literally trapped had a minute to leave doesn't leave

[01:15:41] You are so bad. It's disgusting. How bad you are frost

[01:15:45] Chris thinking about it, big pop, I think about it, another one they call me, big pop.

[01:15:52] Yeah, demonic game, like such a demonic game of siege.

[01:15:55] Anton thinking about it, stuff, nerd thinking about it, big bean thinking about it, shop

[01:15:58] thinking about it.

[01:16:02] Cry me a river, I'm not really crying a river, that guy's going to be an emerald for the

[01:16:05] rest of his life, I'll be in champ, I don't care.

[01:16:08] He can enjoy the kill, that guy's going to be emerald for the rest of his life, because

[01:16:12] of those plans.

[01:16:13] J-Ace, think of it as a pen.

[01:16:22] Ron Colt? Yeah, I'm going to call Ron in 45 minutes. I'm going to do two more games. I want to get Emerald 1. I want to go back to back wins, get Emerald 1.

[01:16:30] So like I said, today's the short stream because I got to get off at 8. I got to get off at 8.

[01:16:35] Ace and think of it as a pen.

[01:16:37] He killed you, though.

[01:16:42] You're so dumb!

[01:16:46] Because a play works doesn't mean it's smart.

[01:16:50] If I was to walk out of a building, spin around in seven circles, and go for a no-scope-deagle,

[01:16:57] I'm gonna die 99 out of 100 times.

[01:17:00] But the one time it works, it doesn't now make my play smart, my play is still stupid.

[01:17:06] If you don't understand simple concepts like that, you will never reach a high rank.

[01:17:10] Why are we not panning?

[01:17:13] There!

[01:17:14] If you don't understand concepts like that, you will never progress in this game.

[01:17:22] Just because a play works doesn't mean it's a good play.

[01:17:28] Just because a play works doesn't mean it's a good play.

[01:17:30] If you don't understand that concept, you're 13 years old and get back on Fortnite.

[01:17:36] You're not ready for siege.

[01:17:38] Hop that ass.

[01:17:42] Hop that ass on Fortnite.

[01:17:43] You're not ready for siege.

[01:17:44] You're not.

[01:17:46] Just because the play works doesn't mean it's an intelligent play.

[01:17:50] This applies to every aspect of life.

[01:17:54] If an NFL quarterback throws a ball out of his ass cheeks and it's an interception nine

[01:17:59] times, but one time it's a three flicker touchdown. Does that mean it's smart? No, it's not smart.

[01:18:06] Because something works, doesn't mean it's smart. Put a sock in it. Stop commenting on

[01:18:12] seats. You're out of your element. You're out of your element. You don't know what you're

[01:18:16] talking about. Stop talking about seats. You don't know what you're talking about. Play

[01:18:21] Play a kid's game.

[01:18:23] Play a little kid's game.

[01:18:24] You're a kid.

[01:18:28] You need anger management?

[01:18:29] No, it's not that.

[01:18:31] I need anger management.

[01:18:32] It's that people need common sense and reasoning.

[01:18:38] People need logic and reasoning.

[01:18:39] People don't have logic and reasoning.

[01:18:41] That's what it is.

[01:19:18] Okay, he dropped significantly.

[01:19:43] I think it

[01:20:13] stream snapping delinquents

[01:20:17] stream snapping delinquents

[01:20:20] don't give me blitz roam clear sure

[01:20:24] don't even drown me and they know where I am

[01:20:26] sure go fuck yourself

[01:20:28] all of you

[01:20:39] terrible

[01:20:41] Better than you, you, you, you, you, you, you. You all suck, all of you.

[01:20:53] Such a blatant stream tonight. No drones and Blitz runs right where I am. Such a blatant stream tonight.

[01:21:01] Disgusting pieces of lard. Team's useless as always.

[01:21:11] He's coming up these steps right now, he's coming up these steps right now, you didn't

[01:21:37] to paint.

[01:22:07] You're horrible, and I get the two opening pets.

[01:22:27] Is this like a minus simulation?

[01:22:31] This physically can't be realized.

[01:22:35] Masi you're horrible and I get two opening kills. That's gotta be a joke. That's gotta be a joke, man.

[01:22:44] Masi you're horrible and I get two opening picks. Candy, think about it, it's your one,

[01:22:54] Candy, appreciate you. Masi you're horrible. How dare you, bro? How dare you? I get the first and

[01:23:01] Second pick and you call me horrible in all chat. You're a disgusting psychopath

[01:23:13] They are 100% stream snapping by the way, I'm gonna get doggie be called up again. Don't be picked up

[01:23:19] I was gonna say I'm gonna get done to be called like every round

[01:23:23] Let's go can be called

[01:23:25] I would assume it's not good if my mom tells me no attention.

[01:23:34] Let's go go to be blitzed and full clear him.

[01:23:40] Like you're a loser, Brown.

[01:23:41] You're a loser.

[01:23:42] 10 seconds.

[01:23:43] Guys, I know Ron called.

[01:23:44] I'm going to call in 30 minutes.

[01:23:45] guys I know Ron called I'm gonna call it in 30 minutes

[01:24:15] You're gonna stream snipe at least be a little better

[01:24:30] If you're gonna stream snipe at least be a little bit better

[01:24:44] on it. I mean god he's so bad. He's so fucking canons in.

[01:24:51] Oh no, I'm gonna kill that guy. Alright, two kills again. Can the pigs win a 4v3? Part

[01:25:01] two. Over to you Trent. Yeah, so we're gonna be spectating Jinxie's solo cutes he made

[01:25:06] today in an Emerald Lobby early season, which should be the top 5% out of console players,

[01:25:12] They should be that bad last round.

[01:25:14] Jixi's double kill was not enough.

[01:25:16] Let's see if this rather than it looks like it is.

[01:25:17] And silver pain was going to take out one for the two scenario.

[01:25:21] Now, let's see what happens.

[01:25:26] Jixi, chill out, bro.

[01:25:27] It's just a game that is legitimately the most disgusting

[01:25:32] coward mindset I've ever heard in my entire life.

[01:25:35] You want to talk about cope?

[01:25:37] That's cope.

[01:25:38] It's just a game.

[01:25:39] Say you're inferior.

[01:25:40] Say you're inferior.

[01:25:41] say you're inferior. Why are you not champion? Why are you not champion? Why are you not champion?

[01:25:46] Why are you not champion?

[01:25:53] 3v2 scenario turned into a 2v2 scenario because Jinx's teammates are pigs. And now it's a 1v2

[01:25:58] scenario. We saw back to back rounds where Jinx's double kill was not enough to win,

[01:26:03] so it looks like he's going to need a triple kill or bust because his teammates are literal pigs.

[01:26:08] Let's see what happens in round 3.

[01:26:10] Ah, poor lad, stop playing.

[01:26:12] Bad free fire, 1v1 scenario, let's see what happens.

[01:26:21] 1v1 scenario, let's see what happens.

[01:26:27] Remember, his opponent has to plant, so he's literally chilling.

[01:26:31] All he has to do is wait for the plant and then push.

[01:26:34] Wait for the plant, then push.

[01:26:37] wait for the plant then push that's it it appears as an abdicuser which does

[01:26:45] not have to use her which does not have to use us so in that scenario he could

[01:26:56] have he could have ran he could have ran for probably five seconds there but

[01:27:04] He's not good enough to see that angle, which is all good.

[01:27:07] Into the next round, double kills aren't cutting it

[01:27:10] to win, we need triple kills.

[01:27:11] My teammates are not capable of winning a 4v3,

[01:27:14] so we need to put them in a 4v2,

[01:27:16] and then maybe they can squeeze it out.

[01:27:20] Maybe they can squeeze it out.

[01:27:24] You're getting sniped on spectator, you're probably right,

[01:27:26] but I had a 15 second delay, so I don't think

[01:27:28] that was a snipe, I think that was just like awareness.

[01:27:31] Well guys, the site's not the problem, it's just the problem that you guys can't run a

[01:27:36] 4v3.

[01:27:37] But yeah, we can change the site I guess.

[01:27:39] Gene, they can ball it out.

[01:27:40] A, B, they can ball it out.

[01:27:45] It's hard to snipe a 15 second delay.

[01:27:47] Iluqa, they can do a primer.

[01:27:51] They made it a 4v2.

[01:27:52] Yeah, then they let it on fire.

[01:27:54] So honestly, a double kill is not cutting it.

[01:27:56] I'm going to need a triple or a quad and then I'll win the round.

[01:27:59] All good.

[01:28:00] I'm totally not upset at all all I I'm just gonna eat a triple or a quad that's it because they literally are pigs

[01:28:09] No stick jelly to give all no tough thing to follow the sanity to follow

[01:28:30] 3, 2, 1, go!

[01:28:37] AWP 4 is located in bomb, be ready for assault.

[01:28:43] This is... I'm gonna bomb it, I'm gonna bomb it, I'm literally gonna bomb it.

[01:28:47] 10 seconds.

[01:28:52] 5 seconds.

[01:28:57] AWP 4 is located in bomb.

[01:29:00] The game chat is on now, I'm in party chat.

[01:29:30] Oh shit.

[01:29:44] Police one, he's one.

[01:29:47] Shooting my body to symbolize they're in the stream.

[01:29:49] Ubisoft, if you don't ban these fucking kids, I swear to God.

[01:29:52] Isn't it cool how I can instantly tell someone's stream slapping because I play the game so

[01:29:56] much, I can tell when things are just unnatural?

[01:29:59] Round one, when Blitz and Dokka B just randomly knew where I was without a single drone, I

[01:30:03] knew they were sniping.

[01:30:04] And then it's the OD level of dick riding, because I literally have stream remote on,

[01:30:09] but they're just in the stream.

[01:30:11] Because they know it's me.

[01:30:12] They're just in the stream.

[01:30:13] I'm not even kidding when I say this.

[01:30:15] I've never falsely accused somebody of stream sniping in my life.

[01:30:18] I'm actually perfect when it comes to accusing them.

[01:30:21] Because it's just unnatural.

[01:30:24] Blitz don't could be rushed somebody without a drone and know exactly where they are

[01:30:29] I'm trying to wall bang then they shoot my body to show you guys realize you can shoot my body

[01:30:34] I'm literally sunning you you're in my stream, and I first picked you every now my teammates are just absolutely atrocious

[01:30:44] I'm five and three with an assist and you guys are

[01:30:48] Blatantly sniping me like I'm talking blatant. I'm gonna put my camera

[01:30:54] We're eliminated.

[01:30:57] Yo teammates

[01:31:02] What's I gotta have I gotta have a talk it's going on man. What's going on guys? What's happening?

[01:31:08] I think you guys are all selling like collectively like all four of you guys so I'm gonna I was gonna be honest

[01:31:25] I'm getting triple streams tonight every round that I'm still like winning the exchange

[01:31:29] Why are we not capable of winning a 4v3 or a 4v2?

[01:31:32] What's that? We've lost three 4v3s in a row

[01:31:36] Like, you guys, I'm not even kidding, you all should be ashamed of yourself.

[01:31:42] All of you.

[01:31:43] Oh, would you say one and three Lee?

[01:31:45] I couldn't hear you.

[01:31:46] I couldn't hear you down there.

[01:31:48] One and three Lee, what'd you say?

[01:31:49] I couldn't hear you.

[01:31:51] You are trash.

[01:31:52] You're ass.

[01:31:53] You're bat.

[01:31:57] So I'm getting blitzed.

[01:31:58] Don't could be full clears, triple stream sniped, and I'm still, I'm still killing

[01:32:03] two of them around.

[01:32:04] That was the only round where I killed one of them and put Rambo on HB.

[01:32:07] You guys have lost three 4B3s in a row. Hang it the fuck up, legitimately. Hang it up.

[01:32:13] Get on Fortnite. Get on Fortnite. Get on Fortnite. Get on Fortnite. Hang it the fuck up.

[01:32:20] Hang the Locator Bomb. You can't hear game chat. It's just the kid who's one and three telling me I'm ass.

[01:32:25] Hang it up.

[01:32:29] 34B3s that are out, just quit.

[01:32:33] You are ass.

[01:32:35] You are terrible.

[01:32:37] You are literally horrible.

[01:32:39] I'm the only guy that should be going 0 and 3 right now, because I'm literally getting

[01:32:43] full cleared by 3 delinquents who are in my stream, and I'm still carrying.

[01:32:49] Why is this so toxic?

[01:32:55] And then another one of my teammates typed in game chat that I suck, and I'm the only

[01:33:01] reason why I even came close to winning rounds.

[01:33:07] It's one thing to be terrible, like I don't care.

[01:33:09] I understand you're awful, but don't say I suck in all chat.

[01:33:12] And then I'm reading chat, I'm not focused on the game, and then I get stream sniped

[01:33:18] again.

[01:33:19] God! God!

[01:33:29] Yeah, I don't know why I'm reading chat at the start of the game.

[01:33:31] I don't know why I'm reading chat at the start of the game.

[01:33:34] Why- Why am I reading chat?

[01:33:36] Why am I reading chat?

[01:33:37] Behind me.

[01:33:38] Why am I reading chat?

[01:33:40] Why am I reading chat?

[01:33:49] Why am I reading chat?

[01:34:02] Why am I reading chat?

[01:34:04] Why am I reading chat?

[01:34:05] Like why the fuck am I reading chat?

[01:34:08] And why is this kid AFK bro?

[01:34:10] Play the game!

[01:34:11] Oh my god!

[01:34:12] Play the game please!

[01:34:13] I'm gonna fucking lose it, I'm gonna fucking lose it, I'll be chat for, why am I being

[01:34:39] chat when I'm living spawn plus?

[01:34:40] I'm reading chat, I'm not focused, and then I get stream sniped again.

[01:34:43] OG Pickles, negative 5 gifted.

[01:34:46] Damn, 5 and 4 against 3 blatant stream snipers.

[01:34:49] God, that's impressive.

[01:34:50] Chandler, negative 2 prime.

[01:34:51] Pickles, negative 5 gifted.

[01:34:52] One friendly operator remaining.

[01:34:56] Worst team ever?

[01:34:57] Question mark?

[01:34:59] DJ Khaled and Emote, what do they even do?

[01:35:04] I'm absolutely repulsed by this team.

[01:35:07] I'm absolutely repulsed.

[01:35:10] I am absolutely repulsed by the stand.

[01:35:20] Yeah, I mean,

[01:35:23] there's, let me rant for a second.

[01:35:27] There's levels of stream sniping.

[01:35:29] Like that might have been the most disgusting level of stream

[01:35:33] sniker I've ever seen.

[01:35:33] Blitz don't could be every round shooting my body when they kill me and I'm still five and four now

[01:35:42] I'm emerald three now I'm emerald three. God I'm telling you I get stream sniped so it's so it's so

[01:35:48] bad. DH take emerald two one. Worst team ever? Question mark? Alright I'm gonna go P. I'm gonna go P

[01:35:55] and then I'll be back. Hopefully I get a good map. Hopefully I get a good map.

[01:37:33] Okay.

[01:37:35] I'm not going to do this.

[01:37:37] Okay.

[01:37:39] Okay.

[01:37:41] Okay.

[01:37:43] Okay.

[01:37:44] Okay.

[01:37:46] Okay.

[01:37:47] Okay.

[01:37:49] Okay.

[01:37:51] Okay.

[01:37:54] Okay.

[01:37:56] Okay.

[01:37:57] Okay.

[01:37:59] down boy down boy oh my god my first erection of the day finally I look like

[01:38:11] chalet too but chalet defense is kind of chopped dude I think my action broke it

[01:38:14] this time it's like tilted I got to get a new one of these bro

[01:38:22] all right that was the most demonic game of siege ever on lair getting I thought

[01:38:29] Not the Chutay game was the most demonic game of Siege ever, that was the most demonic

[01:38:33] game of Siege ever.

[01:38:34] On lair getting triple stream sniped by Blitz and Dokka B and then getting my body shot

[01:38:39] when I die, still owning them, still mauging them, and then my teammates lose three consecutive

[01:38:45] 4v3s in a row.

[01:38:48] And then my teammates say, I suck in all chat.

[01:38:51] Maybe the worst 20 minutes of my life, I'm not even kidding, I'd rather get jumped in

[01:38:56] mugged than play that 20 minutes of siege back. We're not on a good map. Lock in, let's

[01:39:20] Let's do this, let's do this chat.

[01:39:26] Now we dominate, let's go.

[01:39:33] Down to 10 seconds.

[01:39:39] 5 seconds to insertion.

[01:39:44] Increase surveillance on bombs.

[01:39:45] Up for hazard if user.

[01:39:49] in the game I'm literally gonna I'm gonna team kill you I'm not even getting

[01:39:55] I know I'm trying to spot me please God

[01:40:04] yo yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna team kill this guy we're in a red

[01:40:11] What are you five

[01:40:13] I

[01:40:37] For his located above you know what to do

[01:41:13] cool doesn't matter because I'm the greatest of all time the greatest of all

[01:41:19] time

[01:41:32] I'm just so aware like oh my god I'm so aware god I'm so good holy mother of god

[01:41:39] Like I'm way too good at this game. It's not even fair. It's literally NOT FAIR!

[01:41:50] IT'S NOT FAIR! IT IS NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!

[01:42:01] I have way too much awareness. It's borderline wallhacks.

[01:42:06] like if somebody farts I hear it if somebody strokes from ball to tip I

[01:42:12] hear it if somebody breathes I hear it if somebody urinates I hear it yeah bad

[01:42:19] mazzi you're not gonna stop the profit bro band whatever you want bro I'm

[01:42:23] literally just gonna work you it doesn't matter what you man I am the best

[01:42:30] ever the best ever mr. Lee's thinking about the best ever let's go besides

[01:42:39] stopping trouble to develop and mingo and casein fifth thing about it let me

[01:42:47] come along come on bro come on no one's doing that that third guy got

[01:42:53] fucking fried he knew exactly where I was I had to turn off the joke to be

[01:42:58] called in then Friday I had to turn off the dog and be called in then Friday

[01:43:07] smurfing by the way literally on my main account coping by the way coping by

[01:43:12] the way

[01:43:21] you know I know you're in the stream I don't care I don't care I don't care I

[01:43:26] I don't care. I don't care. I don't care that you're in the street. I don't care

[01:43:30] You want to get my attention get three kills?

[01:43:36] If you want to get my attention get three kills then you'll get my attention. I don't care that you're in the street

[01:43:40] I don't care

[01:43:49] Two warnings no 25 warnings just you're gonna be a five year old kid. I'm gonna put you down

[01:43:56] I just want to play the game, just get the fuck off of me, please get off of me.

[01:44:02] I need to be able to hear if you're teabagging on top of my eardrums, I can't hear and then

[01:44:06] I can't carry you.

[01:44:10] If I can't hear, I can't carry you.

[01:44:12] Get off of me.

[01:44:14] 25 warnings, I know you're in the stream, I know you're listening.

[01:44:17] Get off of me.

[01:44:19] I want you to play my favorite game.

[01:44:21] Stop following me and teabagging.

[01:44:22] You are literally five years old.

[01:44:25] If daddy can't hear, daddy can't carry.

[01:44:31] Stop following daddy around.

[01:45:10] Come on, come on, come on!

[01:45:17] Yeah, listen, if you get into a ranked match with me, and I'm solo, I don't even care,

[01:45:29] if you get in, I don't care about casual or unranked.

[01:45:31] If you get into a ranked match with me, and you follow me around in teabag for a minute

[01:45:36] straight where I literally can't hear I'm going to shoot you square in the nose

[01:45:41] with no hesitation if I can't hear I can't carry you do not do that or I will

[01:45:49] put you down every time stop stop it is annoying UT bags I already see bags back

[01:45:57] I know you're in the street if you do it for two rounds straight you're an eight

[01:46:00] your old kid. Stop.

[01:46:04] Seriously, think of it as a crime. I need to be able to hear. I can't play the game if all I hear is

[01:46:15] In my ear. I know. I know you're in the stream. I know. I know. I want to win the right game. I don't play right to fuck around. I want to win.

[01:46:24] He better think of the crime. If he team kills me, we're gonna lose. So it's up to him. The ball's in his court.

[01:46:28] If he didn't kill me, we're gonna lose. So the ball's in his court. It depends on how mature he is

[01:46:33] Which he's a console player, so it's a 50% chance

[01:46:58] Oh god.

[01:47:07] No one reinforcing!

[01:47:25] This warden is literally such a pussy he's trying to see for me

[01:47:41] Our floor has located a bomb

[01:47:43] I hate you.

[01:47:53] I hate you.

[01:47:56] I hate you.

[01:48:01] Bro hates his fans.

[01:48:02] Nope.

[01:48:04] If you follow me around in rainbow six siege in T-bag,

[01:48:07] for three consecutive rounds of rent in a row and then try to see four

[01:48:09] kill me, I hate you.

[01:48:11] sense of care at all, you would just let me play the game, but people want attention so bad that

[01:48:18] they turn into little gremlins and then they wonder why I don't stream the fucking game.

[01:48:22] They want attention so bad they turn into little gremlins.

[01:48:28] You don't like me, you just want attention. You don't like me or care about me, you just want

[01:48:33] attention. This guy teabagged on top of my ear drums for three rounds in a row, one round while

[01:48:38] while I'm spawn-peaking so I can't hear enemies and then see for me.

[01:48:43] I would punch this guy in the face, and jeep's dead.

[01:48:45] I hate this guy.

[01:48:50] I literally hate him.

[01:49:08] of

[01:49:15] the

[01:49:23] of

[01:49:25] the

[01:49:27] of

[01:49:29] the

[01:49:32] of

[01:49:35] Yeah, it's going to be incompetent squad number three. I'm just going to prop because it's

[01:49:45] clubhouse and not layer. I'm just going to drop an ungodly amount of kills and then we're

[01:49:49] going to win. Rick, think of the prime stuff by you think of the prime. I'm going to freak

[01:49:56] out. I'm going to freak out of this morning. Violet gamer just tried to see for me. Like

[01:50:04] I mean, you don't get any attention.

[01:50:06] I'm on stream remote.

[01:50:07] No one knows your game attack.

[01:50:09] I'm on stream remote.

[01:50:11] You teabagged me every minute of every round

[01:50:14] for three rounds in a row.

[01:50:15] Then when I team killed you, then you tried to see for me.

[01:50:20] I know you're in the stream.

[01:50:21] I know you're listening to me.

[01:50:22] I said, stop teabagging 25 times.

[01:50:24] Then I went to spawn peak

[01:50:26] and you're still teabagging in my ear.

[01:50:27] So now I can't hear enemies.

[01:50:29] Daddy can't carry if daddy can't hear.

[01:50:32] Sit in the backpack like a good boy and stop being annoying. Please.

[01:50:36] Waste eating the ball though.

[01:50:54] This is my favorite game. If you actually have ever watched more than three seconds of my streams,

[01:50:59] You know, I literally hate people follow me around for three minutes in teabag in my ear. I I can't hear the game

[01:51:07] I hate it

[01:51:09] But prep phase is fine. It's still annoying because you're not setting up site

[01:51:12] You're not setting up site at all and you don't care prep phase is fine

[01:51:16] If you do to the action phase now you're being an asshole

[01:51:20] And you need more attention from your mom you need more attention from your parents

[01:51:25] to actually attention this bad you need more attention from your parents

[01:51:29] period your parents need to show you more attention my god get off of me this

[01:51:38] is a raked match this is not casual stop selling

[01:51:48] I'm just spawning away from this kid because I know he's gonna see and kill

[01:51:51] me I'm just far I know he's gonna think of me so now I'm like playing siege and

[01:51:56] I'm like worrying about dodging a teammate all around which is crazy cuz he

[01:52:00] tried to even kill me last round

[01:52:06] I know he's gonna try to think of me this round

[01:52:21] Oh, they're upstairs!

[01:52:41] I

[01:52:50] Knife on me I'm doing the glyph spot

[01:53:01] I almost died I almost died I almost died oh my god

[01:53:11] one of the

[01:53:59] I mean, this site is on rock!

[01:54:25] I mean, fuck!

[01:54:36] Ron's crying, you're a bad friend.

[01:54:41] I was, what do you mean, Ron's, why would Ron be crying right now?

[01:54:46] Why would Ron be crying right now? What do you mean, Ron's crying?

[01:54:55] He's not!

[01:55:00] Runs squirting, okay.

[01:55:05] Good utility usage, yeah, I didn't know they were upstairs.

[01:55:18] I was too busy raging at my psychotic teammate.

[01:55:24] This is like every game so all good.

[01:55:26] It's gotta get better at adapting to it.

[01:55:32] You ignored his calls, plural.

[01:55:34] Ron called me one time in the heat of battle.

[01:55:37] When I'm in a siege match,

[01:55:38] I don't care if my house is burning down.

[01:55:40] I'm not gonna stop and pick up the phone.

[01:55:43] I don't care if the FBI is raiding my house.

[01:55:46] I'm gonna play out the round.

[01:55:47] Joe is crying. Okay, no he's not. No one's crying. Shut up. Literally no one's crying.

[01:56:02] Hi guys, I need you. Oh wait, hi guys, is it signed in on PC? Like am I good to go after

[01:56:06] this game ends.

[01:56:24] Bro are they other down? They're down. They're down.

[01:56:28] Foul free ram in the kitchen. That's weird.

[01:56:36] Oh, she got the hatch late.

[01:56:40] If we were quicker, we'd cut her off, baby.

[01:57:18] Go to activation.

[01:57:22] My location is clear.

[01:57:35] Activating shock block.

[01:57:37] Reloading.

[01:57:40] Stop the report of my...

[01:57:42] It's gonna be a Valkyrie here, I gotta find this shit.

[01:57:49] It's gonna be like in a weird spot.

[01:57:56] Probably isn't a Valkyrie if they're guessing like that.

[01:57:59] He catered the hatch so that's gonna be annoying.

[01:58:04] One time to the Verve.

[01:58:09] I don't know if this is gonna be much better.

[01:58:21] Alright, everything but the kitchen sink strap.

[01:58:26] I mean bro, how much utility are they gonna put on this hatch?

[01:58:35] Should've did two at a time, something.

[01:58:37] Oh, he missed.

[01:58:38] Thank God

[01:58:49] All right, so that's interesting

[01:59:08] Uh, worthless, worthless, worthless, okay.

[01:59:28] What do you even do?

[01:59:31] Get over!

[01:59:32] Get over!

[01:59:33] Get all thatch, get all thatch, get all thatch.

[01:59:43] You're one in five, there's two wooden hatches

[01:59:47] and I'm habana breaking them.

[01:59:49] Why am I habanaing wooden hatches

[01:59:52] when I'm dealing with impact tricks

[01:59:54] and gate on the kitchen hatch?

[01:59:57] Get all thatch, you're one in five.

[02:00:03] Get off, Ash!

[02:00:10] You're one in five!

[02:00:17] Get off, Ash!

[02:00:23] You're one in five!

[02:00:32] Zeroed accountability. What do you want me to be accountable for?

[02:00:37] What? Carrying? Yeah. What do you want me to be accountable for?

[02:00:41] What do you want me to be accountable for? Carrying? What do you want me to be accountable for?

[02:00:45] I'm the only reason we've won any round.

[02:00:50] The bottom part of my team is three and 13.

[02:01:02] Is this pre-recorded? What the fuck do you think?

[02:01:09] Meaty, what do you think bro?

[02:01:12] 10 seconds.

[02:01:19] 5 seconds.

[02:01:26] 5 seconds.

[02:01:28] You found a bomb.

[02:01:30] Make your way to its location and defuse it.

[02:01:33] Yeah, I want you to stay right here.

[02:01:36] No, no, no.

[02:01:38] No, no, no.

[02:01:40] No, no, no.

[02:01:42] No, no, no.

[02:01:44] No, no, no.

[02:01:46] No, no, no.

[02:01:48] No, no, no.

[02:01:50] No, no, no.

[02:01:52] No, no, no.

[02:01:54] No, no.

[02:01:56] Oh, my fucking god.

[02:02:05] See, if you would have, uh...

[02:02:07] Alright, whatever.

[02:02:14] Upside on your pulse and they can't shoot your feet.

[02:02:16] Upside on your pulse and they can't shoot your feet.

[02:02:54] if

[02:03:06] if

[02:03:19] Yeah, I mean it's on me. I shouldn't have checked that gunfire.

[02:03:44] Under you, the hole.

[02:03:47] You might recover the diffuser.

[02:03:49] Three teams, three lobotomies.

[02:03:53] Top rep.

[02:03:55] Please gotta win this.

[02:04:04] I should not have peaked that guy.

[02:04:07] Just picture this.

[02:04:08] I'm taking a 1550 gun for no reason.

[02:04:10] I mean, to be fair, if you didn't have the proximity along there, I'd probably kill him,

[02:04:13] but he has the proxy, of course.

[02:04:16] It's just because there was a proxy mid-arm there,

[02:04:18] he literally knows exactly when to shoot.

[02:04:25] Yeah, just...

[02:04:29] Honestly, like, unbiasedly,

[02:04:31] probably three of the worst teams I've ever been a part of.

[02:04:34] And that's what it takes, man.

[02:04:35] I mean, three losses in a row.

[02:04:37] Probably three of the worst teams I've ever been a part of.

[02:04:38] It is one of this.

[02:04:39] So, I'm still gonna get a chance,

[02:04:41] but I'm just gonna have to grind,

[02:04:42] Because if my team's actually going to be that bad every game, then we got our work cut out for us.

[02:04:46] That was a horrible team.

[02:04:48] All right, chat.

[02:04:49] Tell them I'm ready.

[02:04:50] Tell them I'm ready.

[02:04:53] Tell them I'm ready.

[02:04:54] That was three of the worst teams I've ever seen.

[02:04:57] Tell them I'm ready.

[02:04:57] That was three absolutely putrid fucking things absolutely putrid

[02:05:14] I think the only round.

[02:05:40] streamer we ever brought into rank I think besides Sina so we'll be able to

[02:05:44] compare we'll be able to compare in contrast so I didn't die I'm not dead

[02:05:48] I'm not vaping I'm I'm I'm what's it called I'm I'm adding my delay or I'm

[02:05:54] taking off my delay tell Ron Jadity ready I did he called it let's do this

[02:06:00] guys Ron said two minutes back that's perfect because then I can then I can

[02:06:06] boot up my game. Wow, that was one of the worst ranked sessions ever. To be fair, though,

[02:06:12] that's most ranked sessions when I stream. Lacey, what the fuck? Lacey, what are you

[02:06:24] Where in Lacey?

[02:06:36] Is he trying to be Marlon? Is he what do you mean Marl? Was he trying to be Marlon?

[02:06:44] Yeah, I don't

[02:06:45] Dude, my job is so weird, bro. I just get like a FaceTime

[02:06:49] time of Lacey being like trying to be Marlon. Hi guys, thanks for hooking me up by the way.

[02:06:58] Alright chat, we're about to play with Rob. First ever streamer we've ever brought into

[02:07:02] rank, bro. Job, job question mark, job lol. Job, would you guys consider streaming a job

[02:07:10] yes or no? Mods run up whole. I'm going to be honest, I don't think streaming is a job.

[02:07:17] I don't think students a job.

[02:07:20] I'm going to keep it a buck, bro.

[02:07:22] Your chat, I dead ass just literally rolled out of that and play video games.

[02:07:27] It's not a job.

[02:07:32] What do you have?

[02:07:38] The problem is if you consider anything where you make money a job, then it's like, okay,

[02:07:43] robbing someone a job because like if you if you run into a run into somebody's

[02:07:49] house and rob them blind is that a job you made money yes that's not a job guys

[02:07:56] that's called flying that's not a job I got to switch to PC I'm gonna switch my

[02:08:02] little a oh my god my name is Jinxie and a one high-fives your dead ass the truth

[02:08:10] Thank you, bro. Hi guys, you're dead ass the truth. Thank you, bro

[02:08:14] Yeah, that was maybe the most miserable rank session of all time. It is what it has been

[02:08:19] Sometimes your teammates are good. Sometimes your teammates are bad. I should have played better. That's on me. Now we're gonna play with run

[02:08:32] All right, I'm calling jenny called him jenny called him jenny called him

[02:08:40] Hi guys, can you smack Ron's cam probably for siege bottom right? I think not middle right probably bottom right

[02:08:53] Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit yeah, what's that from?

[02:08:57] Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit

[02:09:00] Worst rank session in a long time on console. Hmm. Yeah

[02:09:03] You're not wrong. It's because most of the kids on console are like 13 years old and they have like a 45 IQ

[02:09:10] So like your teammates are terrible and annoying whereas on PC your teammates aren't annoying

[02:09:17] Yeah, it's me

[02:09:19] Ron are you ready? I'm gonna send you a friend request right now

[02:09:26] What do you mean I'm gonna send you a friend request on Siege I have to get on a new account

[02:09:31] So you're gonna be smurfing

[02:09:33] Well, it's either that or we jerk off in casual because CJ invented a new system called Ranked Disparity, so I physically can't queue with you.

[02:09:41] Al Smurf. Al Smurf from the chat.

[02:09:43] Mara!

[02:09:45] Ron, I can play for two hours and then I have to get it off. I have to do something.

[02:09:51] Wait, you're only playing with me for two hours?

[02:09:53] I texted you this literally three hours ago.

[02:09:56] No, no, no. I literally texted you this three hours ago. I said I have to get off at eight.

[02:10:01] So now you're gonna leave me can we get a Alfred in the chat? Yeah, I mean come on come on

[02:10:07] Throw me a friggin bone here, bro

[02:10:10] Vixen you think I'll get a six-pack or no. I got people wanting to bet on me. Yo, I saw

[02:10:17] Before you bro, you think I could get a six-pack for Bruce

[02:10:20] He's cheating though. He look he I don't know Bruce is definitely in better shape than you bro. I'm gonna be out of this

[02:10:25] I think I could get a six pack Bruce definitely better shape than you let me be let me be honest

[02:10:32] bro run I saw you're in the gym this week um I've seen that for like uh what the past

[02:10:39] like five days six days so by the way if you're wondering if I'm getting on the game yeah

[02:10:42] I'm just gonna load up it takes about 14 minutes so just give me a minute oh no all good man

[02:10:46] that's rainbow six each classic chat classic um but yeah bro run I for real think you'll

[02:10:53] get a six pack this year. You actually mean that no bullshit. Bro, Ron, I would never lie to you.

[02:10:59] You're getting it. I get on the game after it takes 10 minutes. It says restart now. Got it.

[02:11:04] Let's go again. Let's do one more. Ron, I yo, I would never lie to you. My boy, you're getting a

[02:11:10] six pack 2026. You actually think that bro, I'm being dead serious. You're getting a six pack, bro.

[02:11:18] I

[02:11:21] Really do think I can and the only reason I think I can this year is because every other year

[02:11:26] Can I just be honest with you or no beyond every other year? I was trolling no you stop doing this

[02:11:34] Well, just get the six fat bro. I don't want to hear about it

[02:11:37] Yo, I don't want to hear about it my chat doesn't want to hear about it

[02:11:41] Your chat doesn't want to hear about it your girlfriend doesn't want to hear about it

[02:11:45] Ron, just give the six back.

[02:11:47] Twitter doesn't want to hear about it.

[02:11:49] Just go and get it.

[02:11:51] Yeah, like the more you talk about it, the less believable it is, bro.

[02:11:55] Real shit, real shit.

[02:11:59] But imagine it's January fucking first.

[02:12:01] Oh, my God. New Year's, the ball drops.

[02:12:04] Oh, God. Stable.

[02:12:05] Renaudo goes live and it says the big reveal dot, dot, dot.

[02:12:09] Everyone joins and all you see when you join is just

[02:12:14] Stable Renoto lifting up his shirt. It's a six-pack

[02:12:18] Yeah, and then a pig flies yo bro run listen man

[02:12:22] You're a great gamer. You're a great streamer. You're a great IRL streamer. You're a great guy run

[02:12:28] You are not a body out of your mouth man. God damn

[02:12:33] You're not a body. Yeah, my shit

[02:12:35] Bro, you're good at some things. You're bad at others, bro. You're good at fortnight

[02:12:41] You're good at streaming. You're good at eating these things

[02:12:48] These things do not coincide bro like run you can't you can't be like you can't have a six pack Andy in and out

[02:12:57] And Cain's every day bro. That's not how life works. I saw you doing a crumble cookie and Cain's mukbang

[02:13:04] Literally three days ago

[02:13:06] to be putting the black pill at it right now right on January 1st yo you know

[02:13:09] you're going to like cheer games bro and I just got a haircut you're gonna be

[02:13:13] in a black pill out of it in like three days

[02:13:15] yes you know yes you know also by the way I'm formally inviting you there's

[02:13:21] gonna be a big watch party for this is about I think about a couple hundred

[02:13:24] people are gonna be here marker calendars July 30th we're doing the great

[02:13:30] stable Ronaldo watch party mile run so I'm gonna be running one mile on stream

[02:13:36] And I'm gonna try to beat my time of 14 minutes and 32 seconds, and I'm inviting you to be there with me

[02:13:42] I'm not gonna go. I'll probably watch on stream

[02:13:45] You should do a thing where if you get over the time you do a punishment

[02:13:51] There's zero chance. Well, I'm more athletic now. I'm gonna be honest man 14 minutes is that shit is sorry

[02:13:57] No, like I'm gonna that shit. Sorry

[02:13:59] Okay, so what's what's a good mile time? Everyone always says this shit and then and then war outrun me

[02:14:06] That's the that's the craziest part

[02:14:08] People want to say this shit, but nobody wants to actually race me nobody wants to race me

[02:14:13] Nobody wants to go to the gym with me nothing. Jixie. What's your mile time?

[02:14:17] Well, my chat's gonna laugh my chat's gonna say cap when I was in fifth grade

[02:14:22] We did this thing in school called the fifth grade

[02:14:25] Silence. Silence your portable. We did this thing called a fun run in fifth grade. My chat's gonna say I'm lying

[02:14:33] I got second place out of like 200 kids and I ran a six minute 36 second mile

[02:14:39] I would have got first place, but one of my friends named Travis stepped on my shoe. Whoa. I'm not trolling

[02:14:49] So you're talking about something that was a son of a fifth grade how old are you right now?

[02:14:55] 20 I'm gonna be honest saying I'm 24 is a lie. I'm gonna be 25 in two months. Yeah, 25

[02:15:01] God damn you're gonna be a quarter to a fucking hundred your time's up

[02:15:08] I'm not that old bro. How old are you bro?

[02:15:12] 23 years old. Stop throwing in the team, bro. Oh my god. You're in the lobby. Yes

[02:15:18] Okay, I'm actually excited. You've never played right before we start

[02:15:23] What is your actual mile time now?

[02:15:25] I'm going to be honest, I haven't tracked a mile time since I was in high school.

[02:15:29] So the last thing I can go off of is in high school and in our high school varsity team,

[02:15:34] if you ran over a 10 minute mile, it didn't matter how good you were, you got caught.

[02:15:39] Your mile had to be under 10 minutes.

[02:15:41] So it was like, it's something.

[02:15:43] I'm asking, I'm asking you now, what is your mile time today?

[02:15:48] I haven't tracked since I was 18, probably eight to 10 minutes.

[02:15:51] What do you think?

[02:15:52] Somewhere in there, eight to ten minutes.

[02:15:53] Probably nine, okay, probably nine to ten minutes.

[02:15:55] Nine to ten minutes.

[02:15:59] Actually, probably less.

[02:16:00] Probably less.

[02:16:03] I'm unranked.

[02:16:05] We got a problem.

[02:16:06] All squad members need to complete the conditions

[02:16:08] to play ranked.

[02:16:09] High-bives, is this my shit or Ron's shit?

[02:16:12] It says win zero out of one matches in a PvP playlist.

[02:16:16] All right, we have to play casual first.

[02:16:20] I have to play one game?

[02:16:21] Wait, wait, wait. It's Ron? Wait, let me leave.

[02:16:23] I need to play one game of Quick Match, they said.

[02:16:26] Yep, okay. It's you. It's you. It's you. It's you. I'm good.

[02:16:28] So I gotta play one game by myself?

[02:16:30] No, we can play. We can play. We can play.

[02:16:31] Quick Match will be quick. It'll be quick. It'll be quick.

[02:16:33] And it is a good warm-up for rank, to be fair.

[02:16:36] Wait, Jack, could we do Quick Match or TDM? Quick Match or TDM?

[02:16:39] Oh, we have to win. You have to win.

[02:16:42] Oh, don't worry, bro. We're gonna win.

[02:16:44] Ora.

[02:16:45] Oh, no, I got bad at the game.

[02:16:47] Okay. See? I knew you were gonna do this.

[02:16:50] Wow!

[02:16:51] It's-

[02:16:51] A-BUT-A-

[02:16:52] This isn't Fortnite, bro.

[02:16:53] This is my domain.

[02:16:55] I'm a top tier player.

[02:16:56] Don't troll my shit.

[02:16:58] Maybe a top tier player with stompin'.

[02:17:00] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[02:17:01] Giggsy.

[02:17:02] You and top tier in the same sense is like

[02:17:04] stay for Winota with 6 pack in the same sense.

[02:17:07] It's just unrealistic, brother.

[02:17:09] It's just unrealistic, I'll be honest with you.

[02:17:10] Ron.

[02:17:10] I'm just gonna keep it at a buck.

[02:17:11] Do you know who Anthony Edwards is?

[02:17:13] The NBA phenom.

[02:17:15] So the guy who just joined the 76ers?

[02:17:17] Nope, that's LeBron James.

[02:17:18] Ron.

[02:17:19] Anthony Edwards.

[02:17:20] literally told Barack Obama to his face. Yes, Barack Obama, I'm the truth. That's

[02:17:26] me when it comes to Rainbow Six Siege. I'm the truth, Ron. Yes, he did. Anthony

[02:17:31] Everett told Barack Obama to his face. I'm the truth. That's me on Siege. I'm the

[02:17:38] truth, Ron. Can you also tell Barack Obama that his wife ruined my lunch back in

[02:17:43] middle school. It used to be. Oh, yeah. Pizza used to be

[02:17:47] gushers. He's right. He's right. Chat. Do y'all remember

[02:17:51] the got milk thing like the got milk initiative where they

[02:17:55] started giving you like low fat milks in school? Oh god, man.

[02:17:59] Oh, brother. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. Fifth grade was like

[02:18:03] the most nerfed lunch ever, bro. Okay, well, guess what? He

[02:18:07] told Barack Obama that you're the truth. You won't even believe

[02:18:10] Oh, I'm about to tell you what, he did have something to believe.

[02:18:14] So, Roni's birthday, I was at it, Ron was dead ass there,

[02:18:19] and we had a quick conversation about it.

[02:18:22] I was like 30 seconds, it wasn't anything crazy.

[02:18:24] You spoke to LeBron James.

[02:18:26] Well, it wasn't really much to speak, it was like more like we had a conversation.

[02:18:30] Right?

[02:18:31] Ron, right hand on the Bible, you had a conversation with LeBron James.

[02:18:36] Yes, but it was only two seconds, but it was more of like a hello with a dapper that was it

[02:18:44] But I mean, you know, I mean, it's it's more than nothing

[02:18:48] But within those two seconds that we're talking the one thing that he said was

[02:18:53] Yo bro, I watched your

[02:18:56] Younger now. I want to say keep up the good work

[02:18:59] So run

[02:19:01] When oh, hold on back. Oh, this is awkward. What do you involve?

[02:19:07] Invulability won't wait

[02:19:11] What you can't spawn peeking casual

[02:19:18] Hey, what's your name on this game a chapter in vulnerability

[02:19:22] What's your name on this game?

[02:19:24] Run run run. They they they they took spawn peeking out of casual. I didn't even know they should have this fuck up

[02:19:30] watch this shit

[02:19:33] Ron I'm watching you

[02:19:35] Ron you have the phase logo on your cards you might want to take that off. I can show you how to do it

[02:19:42] Bad rain

[02:19:46] Want to take that off

[02:19:53] Yeah

[02:19:55] Okay

[02:20:00] Wait, what's this?

[02:20:01] Artimates gonna win, this is casual.

[02:20:02] This is-

[02:20:03] You want us to win a game to get into ranked, right?

[02:20:05] Okay, so, Rod, let me explain to you what just happened.

[02:20:07] I spawnpeeked an enemy, and I've never seen this prompt before, but in casual, and only casual,

[02:20:14] if you spawnpeek somebody, they're invulnerable.

[02:20:17] You can't get spawnpeeked. I did not know that.

[02:20:19] No, Jxc! You did not give a fuck about what you're saying right now!

[02:20:23] Like, I'm getting serious!

[02:20:25] Do you think I actually give a single fuck?

[02:20:28] Like there's not an ounce in my brain right now that's thinking damn I wonder why he couldn't spawn peek, bro.

[02:20:34] I don't care!

[02:20:36] Jeff, stop this game!

[02:20:38] Jeff, stop this game!

[02:20:40] We could get to rank!

[02:20:42] Buddy, I'm trying to win, I'm adjusting to casual.

[02:20:46] I didn't know that you can't spawn peek, and that's a steaming casual crap.

[02:20:50] I'm adjusting to casual.

[02:20:52] Run, I don't play casual, I'm the truth, bro. Anthony Edwards at it.

[02:20:55] Now, cue the Anthony Edwards side.

[02:20:57] Yes, I'm farming at it. What's your name by the way? My name on PC is Jinxie and a one

[02:21:06] together the players there's like my name in your lobby you are I'm on

[02:21:09] sure I'm on sure it's gonna be some fake name I don't know if for me it says

[02:21:14] you for me it says you noisy biker that's probably I'm offy I'm um another

[02:21:21] thing about me Ron is I'm the best mazzi player in North America I'm the best

[02:21:26] Come on, it's a player in North America

[02:21:29] This is true

[02:21:31] You're gonna see we like banked bro like this casual is not even real siege. This is like

[02:21:36] Casual is literally like jerking off with a boxing glove brown. This shit's impossible

[02:21:49] Yo, run do me a favor save it you're not gonna be throwing siege

[02:21:56] Don't end until you get championed on PC.

[02:22:00] Chat, does he know?

[02:22:02] Does he know?

[02:22:04] Alright, alright, alright.

[02:22:06] Come on! Run!

[02:22:08] No, no, no, no.

[02:22:10] I knew loading up this game was a bad idea with this guy.

[02:22:14] Watch this shit, bro.

[02:22:16] I wanna see you.

[02:22:18] I'm gonna show you why I'm a gamer.

[02:22:20] Just directly coach me. I'm coming.

[02:22:22] Alright, on the door to your left. Go through the door and look left.

[02:22:24] Right there, right there, got him.

[02:22:26] See how good my comms are?

[02:22:27] Hold up to me.

[02:22:29] Go through the door to your right on the window.

[02:22:30] Go through this hole, go through this hole.

[02:22:32] That hole, he's to the right.

[02:22:33] Go through this hole, through this door to the right.

[02:22:35] Yep, through this door to the right, he's on this window.

[02:22:38] On that window, on that window, the window, the window.

[02:22:40] Yep, right there.

[02:22:41] He's close right, close right, close right.

[02:22:44] See, all right, turn around, turn around, turn around,

[02:22:46] turn around, go through this hole, go through this hole.

[02:22:50] Go through this hole, look left, left, left.

[02:22:52] On this breach, there's an explosion right there.

[02:22:55] Nice.

[02:22:56] See how good my call outs are?

[02:22:57] Nice, that's three kills, two more.

[02:22:58] Another one, another one right there.

[02:23:00] Another one right where you just got that kill.

[02:23:01] Another one.

[02:23:02] Yep, he's outside the breach, Ron, outside the breach.

[02:23:06] He's gonna be right here, right here, right here.

[02:23:08] Nice, okay, I don't know what that one is.

[02:23:10] If you get this, it's an ace.

[02:23:12] I'll try to find him on the camera for you.

[02:23:14] This would be an ace.

[02:23:19] Yep, yep, close to that, close to, where I'm at?

[02:23:21] No, this is a shotgun and-

[02:23:22] Goat- No, no, no, you can't walk like that.

[02:23:24] Yep.

[02:23:25] Right there.

[02:23:26] To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right.

[02:23:28] Niiiiiiiice!

[02:23:30] Niiiice!

[02:23:31] Run!

[02:23:32] That's an ace, my boy!

[02:23:34] Orra!

[02:23:35] Orra!

[02:23:36] Orra!

[02:23:37] Orra!

[02:23:38] Orra!

[02:23:39] We are the truth!

[02:23:40] See, Chad, this is what happens when a sentient human being listens to my call-outs.

[02:23:45] And then you guys say, backseat gaming, backseat gaming.

[02:23:48] No, I'm literally-

[02:23:49] You know who I am run I'm the monkey six what no okay whoa I'm the monkey on

[02:23:58] Toy Story 3 chat remember them or what's the story to you the one that goes on the cameras

[02:24:04] That's me and rainbow six each this is why stomping was so great in his time

[02:24:09] When I was when I was on cams my hearing was so good, it's like me buff stoppin. Yes, I'm gonna take a little bit of crap

[02:24:23] I'm gonna take a little bit of credit

[02:24:25] Is that the first time anyone has gotten six kills in a round? No, it's probably happened like 25,000 times. We're good stuff

[02:24:33] Hey, Jixi

[02:24:35] Like an alien what up, Rob

[02:24:39] But I'm five and one well, I got shot in the head by my psychopath deranged lunatic sociopath the link when teammate and then the first round

[02:24:47] I thought I could spawn peek can't and then got shot in the back

[02:24:50] So just another hellish game of siege

[02:24:55] You know what I've noticed about Jinxie chat like no bullshit

[02:24:57] You know what I've noticed he's kind of like a team flamer like he doesn't really take accountability for his own like

[02:25:05] problems or whatever and like I think that's kind of what's gonna ruin this

[02:25:09] like this this teamwork right now run you want me to blame the sky you shot me

[02:25:19] in the face bro I wouldn't say shot you in the face I would say a lightly gave

[02:25:25] you a shotgun to the bullet to the face and I feel like it was polite it was like

[02:25:29] a gesture I friendly gesture like yo Ron Siege Rose have some fun today yeah

[02:25:33] All right, we got to win this game. We unlock rent then it's time for the big dog to eat

[02:25:38] Nice ace man

[02:25:45] Chatter have a freaking hollow scope man Jesus

[02:25:50] You wanted to shoot me my teammate. What's that? I think I just died to Bodo. I think I just died to Bodo

[02:25:58] Okay

[02:26:03] casual what does he even do okay I'm not about to play video games with you for

[02:26:09] the next hour and a half if you're just gonna fucking sell kitten kitten please

[02:26:14] kitten please wait till we get into ranked and then you can make your

[02:26:17] judgments listen Brad by the way you don't have to sub to me you guys don't

[02:26:21] have to sub to me y'all it's okay you know how Shaquille O'Neal wasn't really

[02:26:26] that good at free throws that's me and casual twin kitten once we get to

[02:26:30] I'm gonna show you how great I am great. I am great. I am shout out Muhammad Ali

[02:26:41] Yeah, anybody ever know

[02:26:44] Jinx he plays like messy

[02:26:46] Yo, all right. Nope. No rule one rule one

[02:26:51] O and three can we pick it up please this kid's in the stream this kid's in the stream like I

[02:26:55] I go day no, I got team killed bro get out of my eardrums. No noisy biker bro a lot of noise coming out

[02:27:02] Not a lot of biking. Oh shit good analogy. Can we see you do something about?

[02:27:07] Yeah, yeah

[02:27:08] All right, like I said, this is all just warm-ups, bro

[02:27:12] It's like in the NBA when we have the jumpsuits on and we're doing the layup line right now. What's the game starts?

[02:27:18] I'm gonna drop 40. He's average in 40. You ever seen that Steven A Smith clip?

[02:27:23] He's averaging 40!

[02:27:26] That's gonna be me.

[02:27:28] Ron is the truth carrying this yapping, annoying, fat lord of a whale.

[02:27:33] Thank you, bro. Thank you for the first time, Chad.

[02:27:34] See, the thing is, I actually probably know that's not a fake Chad.

[02:27:37] That's the scary part, bro.

[02:27:39] I know that's not a fake Chad.

[02:27:40] Some- one of these delinquents actually said that in Ron's Chad.

[02:27:48] Yeah, Chad! Reach me at everything!

[02:27:49] Oh, no! Reach me at all! Reach me at all! Sure!

[02:27:53] Wait till we get to rank! Just wait!

[02:27:55] Thanks, dude. Can I show you how to really entry?

[02:27:57] Talk to me, bro. I just cranked my ADS a little bit.

[02:28:01] Show you guys what that TikTok's about!

[02:28:03] This is how you enter a rank! Classic!

[02:28:05] That was like 2021.

[02:28:07] Wait! Hold on, bro. I'm locked.

[02:28:11] This is how you enter a rank!

[02:28:15] What the fuck is letting me go back?

[02:28:17] Oh, bitch!

[02:28:19] Ron, language, please, bro.

[02:28:23] I'm going to go to the next round.

[02:28:39] There's something about my brain that's like way more advanced than ever, that's the difference

[02:28:45] between me and like casual, oh my god we're good, I got a sign, what I want to say.

[02:28:50] You went 0 and 3.

[02:28:52] Surround what I want.

[02:28:53] 0 and 3.

[02:28:55] Surround what I want.

[02:28:56] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:28:57] Why?

[02:28:58] How am I supposed to play video games with a dude who has 30K hours?

[02:29:05] In Bopay Special, appreciate it, Jack.

[02:29:06] All right, Surround.

[02:29:07] Let me say this.

[02:29:08] You passed your test.

[02:29:10] Everything that happened in the last 10 minutes was a test.

[02:29:13] I went 0 and 3 to test your skills, and see if you could survive without me.

[02:29:18] You passed your test, Gary.

[02:29:19] Oh and three Lee who's that?

[02:29:21] If you're gonna say oh and three Lee you have to say oh and two Lou because you team killed me on one of my deaths

[02:29:26] So that's physically like chat. I'm gonna be honest if you count me getting team killed as a death

[02:29:32] You are a sociopath. You're a crazy person. You're deranged me getting team killed doesn't count as a death

[02:29:39] That's a steaming pile of crowd and you know it

[02:29:42] Ron are you ready to play wait? I need a pee I need a pee not vaping once I pee

[02:29:48] Oh my god classic chat. No, this is

[02:29:52] So here's what's gonna happen, right? Oh

[02:29:55] When three he needs to put on his energy now for when he plays what is he about to do?

[02:29:59] He's about to do a fucking line of cocaine

[02:30:02] You understand

[02:30:03] But it'd be a whole line of fucking cocaine. Why did someone in my chat to say there's an EDP documentary coming out?

[02:30:09] So is this true?

[02:30:14] Is this true

[02:30:18] When is there an EDP documentary dropping who is watching an EDP documentary?

[02:30:28] There's a trailer to it say on God

[02:30:38] Oh my god

[02:30:48] What? What is this?

[02:31:03] So Ron Daniel Dingle, stable and audible, Ronnie Nets.

[02:31:08] Okay, Nicholas Douglas Stewart.

[02:31:11] Wow.

[02:31:12] Oh my god.

[02:31:14] Joe and Yugi are arguing right now.

[02:31:16] Uh, wait, I need to watch that really quick.

[02:31:18] I knew this was gonna be a disaster.

[02:31:20] No, shut up.

[02:31:22] I knew this would be a disaster.

[02:31:24] I knew you were gonna find out I'm immortal.

[02:31:26] If I really, truly wanted to lie, I'd hop on an alt account

[02:31:29] and make it, no, brother, I wanted you to find out.

[02:31:31] Chad, didn't I predict this would be a disaster three hours ago?

[02:31:34] But it's not funny.

[02:31:36] Brother, so we can both, of course it's not gonna be funny.

[02:31:38] Because you're the one getting wrecked, man.

[02:31:40] You're gonna choke on.

[02:31:42] Of course, of course it's not funny,

[02:31:44] I want you to get mess so we can both get at each other and

[02:31:48] then go into another game Joe, I'm three one in you right now.

[02:31:53] You even said it's over.

[02:31:54] Why Joe, why are you so upset if it's over brother nigga?

[02:31:58] Remember, sorry.

[02:31:59] I'm going to find out clearly.

[02:32:04] Yes, it's a lie.

[02:32:04] Yes, bro, but it's not as serious.

[02:32:06] It's not like what did you do lie about?

[02:32:08] What did he lie about?

[02:32:09] What are they arguing about?

[02:32:11] Watch me, bro.

[02:32:13] You watch my you see in my other bro. Yes, you know, I'm not that guy, bro. I'm not. Yes. I'm a man. I'm a very competitive guy.

[02:32:21] No chat. I predicted this would happen. I said dude. Oh my god, Ron. I predicted this would happen.

[02:32:27] I'm not even kidding the first minute of my stream

[02:32:29] I said this was a bad idea and I said I would never bro v. Bro. Yugi because he just rage baits

[02:32:34] Still level 1 for the game.

[02:32:36] Joe, Joe, it's fairly obvious you're here.

[02:32:38] I think why would you say you're Silver 2?

[02:32:40] Number 1.

[02:32:41] Why would you say you're Silver 2?

[02:32:42] Yugi said he's Silver 2.

[02:32:44] He said you were Silver 2 multiple times.

[02:32:46] You're a mortal one.

[02:32:47] Beat your little 250 in the game.

[02:32:49] And then don't shut the fuck up for 4 seconds.

[02:32:53] Shut up!

[02:32:55] You said, oh, you're just a crybaby loser.

[02:32:58] I beat your ass in Jogues, sir.

[02:32:59] No shit you beat my ass in Jogues, sir.

[02:33:01] I had no move.

[02:33:02] I couldn't see anything you fucking bore.

[02:33:03] This is hateful, Joe!

[02:33:04] We're playing Valorant, no handicap, and you're fucking 100 levels higher than me!

[02:33:07] Joe, Joe, why are you lying to me?

[02:33:09] I love you, Joe!

[02:33:11] Joe, Joe, I love you, bro!

[02:33:12] Why are you hateful, baby, Joe?

[02:33:15] I'm not hateful!

[02:33:16] I hate you, man!

[02:33:16] Yugi?

[02:33:17] Yes, you are!

[02:33:17] I'm not hateful!

[02:33:18] Yugi, you have to understand.

[02:33:21] Guys, this is how Joe is, bro.

[02:33:23] I'm on your mother's side.

[02:33:24] Joe doesn't want to lose.

[02:33:25] I don't hate you, bro.

[02:33:26] This is just boring.

[02:33:28] I'm about to explain it to you.

[02:33:29] Dude, unrelated, Joe is ripped.

[02:33:31] Oh my god.

[02:33:32] the situation. You managed to tie it. I knew you were going to find out.

[02:33:37] Do I apologize for lying that I take a kind of video?

[02:33:38] Bro, I mentioned one time how you lied about your skill in a Jinxie tournament on Rainbow.

[02:33:43] Brother, you have 15k viewers, you know.

[02:33:47] Want me to be honest or do you want me to be PR?

[02:33:50] Bro, I'm not.

[02:33:52] They've been hitting on me. Oh, bro, they bro. And I've been getting there putting a smile on

[02:33:56] my face because all I want to do is provide fucking entertainment every time so don't

[02:34:03] tell me don't tell me okay listen I'm right here I wanted you to get upset so we can both

[02:34:09] yell at each other yes but then you managed to connect it with the gene situation I didn't think

[02:34:13] it was going to be as serious why because it's a brother v brother we're both guys

[02:34:18] I'm not doing it.

[02:34:19] Yes, yes, yes.

[02:34:20] And you know, you make the time out of it to talk less.

[02:34:25] Dude, chat, I'm going to be honest, Yugi does not know where the line is.

[02:34:32] Bro, didn't Yugi make Valkyrie cry?

[02:34:34] Like, how do you even manage to do that?

[02:34:36] I'm not even trolling.

[02:34:37] Yugi does not know where the line is.

[02:34:40] That's true.

[02:34:41] If there's a wager and you're lying about how to...

[02:34:45] Bro, they're doing a Bro V Bro.

[02:34:47] It's just college time. Ah, okay. Oh, yeah, run. They're doing a geogaster 1v1

[02:34:53] Joe gives a handicap and can move they do Valorant Yugi lies about his rank and he's a mortal and there's no

[02:35:02] He was silver one and he's a mortal

[02:35:07] Joe just said that that's what Joe just said handicap is it because we chose Valorant

[02:35:13] like if I would have guys this isn't a hate farm Yuki is obsessed with rage

[02:35:20] baiting and Joe is hyper competitive I said this was gonna happen three hours

[02:35:24] ago I told you it's gonna happen you get like I get a kill we like you could

[02:35:29] have just done that like when me and Jinxie played Ron and Jason we were

[02:35:32] true to our word about how good we were at the games that we played and the

[02:35:36] opposing team got a handicap recording so why couldn't you just have said I'm

[02:35:41] I'm a mortal and valorant, but I'll give you like a four kill lead a five kill lead. I would have been fine with that

[02:35:59] Like an example I switched teams I switched teams I switched teams in EFC because I noticed that I was

[02:36:11] I destroyed you

[02:36:14] And I use it and I still restarted it because I wanted to make it longer

[02:36:17] I know it wasn't fun, but I wanted to make it John telling you Yugi is obsessed with rage baiting like it's what like I wouldn't I said

[02:36:24] I would never bro be bro Yugi ever

[02:36:38] But you

[02:36:41] Regardless of what I had said, the second time you found out you were a little, they're the ones that are going to crash out.

[02:36:47] I'm not making them hate you.

[02:36:49] You get that by bold face lying.

[02:36:51] I'm not even trying to troll, I'm like, dude, no, no, no, I don't want my viewers to hate on you.

[02:36:55] Anybody of any of my viewers hating on you, send their user name to me and I'll ban them, dude.

[02:36:59] I fuck with you, Yuki, I like you, bro.

[02:37:01] You're a good guy, but this is definitively corny.

[02:37:05] No, yeah, yes, yes, it's corny, yes.

[02:37:07] But Joe, I'm not doing this literally from the very beginning. You could even ask my child from the very beginning

[02:37:13] My your child has been going crazy on me

[02:37:22] Give them but like you guys can it's like an open area. Yo, put a sock in it, dude, please

[02:37:30] All I'm saying all I'm saying all I'm saying is what is the let's just change the game play

[02:37:35] Why do we have to like

[02:37:42] Okay, so Ron my question is is when they're done this Jinxie who they rating that's the question Ron

[02:37:47] Okay, here's my actual question Ron. All right, okay

[02:37:50] Yeah, if you did a Brovy bro, would you like do you think it's cringe if Yugi lied about his rank?

[02:37:57] Cuz like the whole point of it. It's like, do you know what I mean?

[02:37:59] Okay, so so so it's stupid to lie about your rank if it's like actually like a bro v bro

[02:38:05] That's flowing like if it's on some bullshit and you're just trying to get over maybe no

[02:38:09] like

[02:38:13] Like I'm not like Joe

[02:38:16] Like try hard like I probably just wouldn't lie to him. I would not yes. Yes. Yes

[02:38:22] How long was this game? How long was Valorant? Oh, I don't know like this big of a deal that they're arguing

[02:38:27] I would just say you just go

[02:38:32] I think it's stupid cuz like the point of a bro be bro

[02:38:35] It's like you collectively decide on set of games and yeah, it's just content. It's just chill

[02:38:41] But Joe actually is competitive like Joe

[02:38:43] Like Joe's not trolling like he's actually gets mad and like if you get Yugi knows that obviously Yugi knows Joe gets mad

[02:38:51] Lying about its rank. He's literally just trying to piss him off

[02:38:54] Like you know what I mean? He's just trying to piss him off.

[02:38:56] Yugi bros. He loved your bro. Now Yugi's the reason.

[02:38:59] Yugi is the reason.

[02:39:01] It's not you.

[02:39:03] Bro, that's a hate form.

[02:39:05] I wish I could teleport out of this situation right now.

[02:39:07] And then he says he's hate farming. Like, I'm actually getting tight. I'm not even kidding.

[02:39:11] Yugi, you're going against Joe, who you know is competitive and you know gets pissed.

[02:39:16] You lied about your rank and then you're saying you're getting hate farmed.

[02:39:19] All right.

[02:39:20] Play games with you. That's it. That's why I did it. I don't care.

[02:39:23] So you you're champion

[02:39:28] Even if you're getting mad at rockin I enjoyed it that's it. I don't give a fuck about how the internet hates me

[02:39:41] What do you say

[02:39:53] to be honest. Okay yeah.

[02:39:57] I like the next game.

[02:40:00] I don't want drama either.

[02:40:04] I don't want drama.

[02:40:06] I don't want drama.

[02:40:08] Yeah, but he doesn't.

[02:40:09] You can doesn't get it, bro.

[02:40:11] Joe doesn't even like winning.

[02:40:14] Joe just hates losing.

[02:40:16] And if you lie about your fucking valorant rank

[02:40:20] and then he gets no handicap,

[02:40:22] You're literally just trying to piss him off and Yuki knows that.

[02:40:26] All right, this is like equivalent to, like, speaking like,

[02:40:29] listen, so, I'll take you to the business, like, when Muda beat you when he lied about his rank,

[02:40:33] would you be like, you know what I'm saying?

[02:40:35] When I found out I was fucking pissed about, yeah.

[02:40:37] You might think I'm lying about brahalla, brother, I've never played brahalla on stream,

[02:40:42] on stream, none of that. I've never played brahalla. Never, never.

[02:40:45] I mean, actually, Muda was better than you, still.

[02:40:47] The only thing I lied about was the, what is it called?

[02:40:49] Kaka, kaka, kaka, kaka, kaka.

[02:40:50] It's not better than me mood. I just had better aim cuz he's mouse like mood. It was not like mood

[02:40:54] It doesn't I understand more about siege than mood up

[02:40:58] But if I'm aiming with my thumbs and his aim is really good

[02:41:00] He's gonna beat me in a 1v1 because one of the ones are

[02:41:08] Argentina had 120 minutes and couldn't do it shit like

[02:41:15] Like they didn't even fucking let's have

[02:41:20] Well, hi about a rank. That's not rage. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Let's draw a line in the sand

[02:41:26] Lying about your rank is not rage baiting. That's called being a dickhead that you're just being a dick, bro

[02:41:33] And you're doing it just a piss off Joe because you he's like, oh, I'm just gonna piss off Joe

[02:41:38] I'm gonna piss off

[02:41:41] Take him a little bit of you decide who's destroying he he literally straight up kind of admitted that he wanted to rage bait him

[02:41:47] So, how long was this going on for?

[02:41:50] You said you were like silver, like.

[02:41:52] Okay, so I tuned into the stream right before I went live.

[02:41:55] They were one of the ones in Rocket League that was like really close.

[02:41:58] And then I went live.

[02:41:59] Like if it's been like, they're saying it's been five minutes though he was rage baiting.

[02:42:03] Is that true?

[02:42:04] Oh, they were talking shit the whole time.

[02:42:06] What's talking shit is fine.

[02:42:08] It's just lying about your rank is legitimately just dishonorable, bro.

[02:42:12] That's not even rage bait.

[02:42:13] But then you have the strength just because I lied.

[02:42:15] Bro, I didn't think it was gonna be as serious as it is.

[02:42:19] I didn't think we're gonna make it connect to-

[02:42:20] Well, I can't encourage me to run now.

[02:42:23] What upsets me is like, I get there's a level of rage bait

[02:42:26] where it still remains friendly, but once that,

[02:42:29] and it ruins the-

[02:42:31] Dude, I literally said this would happen

[02:42:34] at the start of my stream.

[02:42:35] I'm not even kidding.

[02:42:36] Person.

[02:42:37] I said this would happen.

[02:42:38] I'm doing a Brovy Bro with stuff on the line

[02:42:40] if there's no legitimate integrity

[02:42:41] of the game that we're playing.

[02:42:43] And the second ever on Valorant and your-

[02:42:45] And you were saying you're silver

[02:42:47] Everyone's belief about what you said your rank wasn't every game is out the window including mine

[02:42:56] Okay, but then you backpedaled bro you said oh when I when you asked what rank I was I thought you were asking what my current rank is

[02:43:02] Your current ranks also not so I'm trying to put myself in his

[02:43:06] I would literally just leave the call. I'm not infuriating if I'm gonna do a bro v. Bro and give you a crutch

[02:43:20] Like the geogaster thing Joe gave him a crutch and then he got like he lies about his right

[02:43:25] I'm just gonna leave the call

[02:43:28] Which you did and I was complimenting for you for that we move on same thing cry baby up and Jay Jay you're a fucking idiot, bro

[02:43:36] And it's my last came I'm gonna lose and then you go actually we'll just void it because I lied it ruins the content

[02:43:42] It's not content in my mind

[02:43:44] It's going because I'm a very YouTube forward guy and it's like how do I shop around this?

[02:43:49] Do I have my editor going and go you'd be actually lied about being?

[02:43:54] Immortal and we had

[02:43:56] Five minutes and I had to cut it and then we played brawl. Holla and I lost

[02:43:59] It was like 45 minutes, it messes everything up also it says Joe's been live for 30 minutes

[02:44:05] in his stream crash because he was live three hours ago.

[02:44:08] It's not a hate form I'm just saying like that.

[02:44:10] It's the same thing but when we had if you remember there was a rocket league tournament

[02:44:14] with Phantom that he hosted and there was a guy that I remember this.

[02:44:19] I remember this.

[02:44:20] I never watched this.

[02:44:22] There was a literal champ in a rocket league tournament with creators.

[02:44:25] It was fucked.

[02:44:26] and cut out because of this, it just, like, I, that's all I'm about, right?

[02:44:31] I'm not sitting here mad at you as a person, bro.

[02:44:33] Yugi, I love you, bro.

[02:44:35] I think you're a nice guy.

[02:44:36] I think you're a funny-ass dude.

[02:44:37] I think you're one of the best content creators in this space, genuinely.

[02:44:40] I, like, bro-to-bro right now, I'm not mad at you.

[02:44:43] I'm annoyed that that fucks up the video, because I want to make this a video.

[02:44:49] And we've been live for five hours.

[02:44:52] Five hours.

[02:44:53] Playing a game, and the last game that I lose...

[02:44:55] I'm losing you a silver two Valorant player. I'm losing to an immortal and if we void it

[02:45:03] It's we've already we already had a read life. It's just like you know what I'm saying. They play FIFA. That's not fair

[02:45:10] I know you actually plays FIFA

[02:45:13] No

[02:45:15] Like dealing with that

[02:45:19] $1,800 a week on it

[02:45:21] I'm not mad at you, bro. Okay, true. True. I just like I wish that like you did you just said what Frank you were

[02:45:30] Like I I just I didn't even see that series. I just did that's on me. I should I didn't see that series

[02:45:37] But I'm saying it's a friend collab against it with another friend

[02:45:40] I was like, I was like, I like, why is there a punishment that if you, once you add the punishment, you can't lie about your rank because then there's

[02:45:51] something punishment, you know what it was?

[02:45:54] Yeah, what was the punishment?

[02:45:55] I don't know if we were playing and you were just like, Brody, bro, there's a 20 gift, dude, or some stupid shit.

[02:46:00] I'd be like, okay, whatever.

[02:46:01] You lied, but like, now I have to play fucking stream in a five minutes.

[02:46:06] We could have just trolled around it like I see it I see it as like two

[02:46:16] I was seeing it as like two bros just like okay bet yo I lied fuck you let's put

[02:46:23] Chesa there. What I'm here from Yugi is just like bro I think you just be like

[02:46:30] my bad bro and then just kind of move on but he's not really saying that he's

[02:46:35] You just like, ah, why are you getting mad?

[02:46:37] Or why are you hate-farthing me?

[02:46:38] I just, I just make the going in circles right now.

[02:46:40] It's the only one right now.

[02:46:41] It's the only one.

[02:46:42] Why don't we join the call, Jinxy?

[02:46:43] Me and you, and we just try to fix this, man.

[02:46:45] I'm not sure who you're-

[02:46:46] Let's not do that.

[02:46:47] Don't like losing that, like losing in that way just feels bad, you know?

[02:46:54] Like-

[02:46:55] Yo, okay, so, Jinxy, I'm hungry right now.

[02:46:57] What do I eat?

[02:46:58] Because I'm gonna die.

[02:46:59] If I lost, like in rock-

[02:47:00] Uh, salad.

[02:47:01] Oh, fuck, you know, that was-

[02:47:02] Or like protein, like a salad with like grilled chicken in it or something.

[02:47:05] I would get asked to be proud of you and no don't pour a thousand out and dressing on it a hundred levels higher than me

[02:47:16] I'm being asked no, Rob. Just kid. There's like you live in California. There's like 80,000 salad shops

[02:47:22] Not only play with you brother. I beat you like for example. I beat you in Geo. I don't know how I did it

[02:47:27] But I beat you. Oh, there is a pair of such. Yeah, I see

[02:47:30] You know what I'm saying I'm ordering this counts as work what I wanted to do with just play game

[02:47:37] You know we should do Jinxie I shouldn't have lied though. I will say that look

[02:47:45] Everyone in the space right now is just sad

[02:47:49] Come together that's what I'm saying

[02:47:51] We can't avoid that and then move on.

[02:47:53] You can't hold a candle like because I listen the reason we're avoiding it

[02:47:59] isn't because you're bad we're avoiding it because I lied that is the

[02:48:03] repercussion that I have to take because I lie that's you know is that Ronnie

[02:48:08] want to play siege it's that simple yeah I'm looking down or it's like another

[02:48:12] option where it's like yo so 25 seconds yeah here we go that Joe is better at

[02:48:17] because of my look, bro.

[02:48:19] All right.

[02:48:21] Yugi knows Joe gets pissed and Joe doesn't like losing.

[02:48:25] Yugi lied about his strength in a battle

[02:48:26] and to rage made Joe period.

[02:48:28] End of story.

[02:48:30] You Joe should have just left the call 20 minutes ago

[02:48:32] or you should have apologized.

[02:48:34] He's just trying to piss off Joe.

[02:48:36] He's just trying to make Joe pissed.

[02:48:38] That's sort of the other side of them.

[02:48:40] And this chat needs to give stable in order

[02:48:42] if you guys want the spelling bee.

[02:48:44] I'm not good at spelling bee.

[02:48:45] I don't need a handicap.

[02:48:46] But that's all right, you know what I mean?

[02:48:50] That's like, I just don't got it.

[02:48:52] So boom, you know what I'm saying?

[02:48:54] It's, you know, I should not have positivity in the chat.

[02:48:56] No, I'm lying.

[02:48:57] Take a word.

[02:48:58] Do you want to do a Broadway program right now?

[02:49:00] No, please.

[02:49:01] No.

[02:49:01] There could be repercussions.

[02:49:03] Like I said, I don't even care.

[02:49:04] I'm just going to go.

[02:49:05] I don't even care.

[02:49:06] I didn't even know what they called.

[02:49:08] Oh, by the way, did you see the documentary value?

[02:49:11] What is it called?

[02:49:13] The EDP 445 documentary.

[02:49:15] It's releasing. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:49:17] EDPs. David, five gifted EDPs, getting adoptumentary.

[02:49:21] Yes. Are you actually like serious?

[02:49:24] David, five gifted again. Thank you. Yeah.

[02:49:26] Here's your screen. There's a trailer.

[02:49:29] All right. You're throwing this together.

[02:49:31] No fucking way.

[02:49:37] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is actually real.

[02:49:39] But hold on. Who just came in my room?

[02:49:41] What the fuck? What?

[02:49:43] I'm in a business car right now.

[02:49:45] Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god.

[02:49:52] No. Wait, what's T.O.S. about this? The trailer is T.O.S.

[02:49:55] I have no clue where it is. What are you wearing? Yeah, what is Lacey wearing, bro?

[02:50:02] Oh god. You look like uh like Ellen DeGeneres if she did like 50 different doses of heroin.

[02:50:11] I have my brand of melincy, bro. Can we match up melincy?

[02:50:15] You look like a Fortnite skin that no one would buy.

[02:50:22] Bro, what is Lacey wearing, bro?

[02:50:26] They hobbled out of the room.

[02:50:28] Alright, yo, are you ready, Rob?

[02:50:31] Yeah.

[02:50:32] Chad, there's a lot of TOS.

[02:50:34] Is this actually TOS?

[02:50:36] Is it?

[02:50:37] Is this TOS?

[02:50:38] It's not.

[02:50:39] Okay, so just watch it.

[02:50:40] Why this EZ?

[02:50:41] This is easy.

[02:50:42] I'm not really good at it.

[02:50:44] I know the answer.

[02:50:44] Well, let's just see the trailer for a minute.

[02:50:46] Let's see the direction it takes.

[02:50:48] You saw the answer.

[02:50:48] How old was she?

[02:50:49] 13.

[02:50:50] 13, okay.

[02:50:51] And before we get into the message,

[02:50:52] there was a potential potential for a different adult.

[02:50:54] Right.

[02:50:55] And you said, correct, okay.

[02:50:57] Yo, if you have 40, don't talk to a 12 year old.

[02:51:02] This is not like rocket science, bro.

[02:51:04] This is not like groundbreaking information.

[02:51:07] You're 40, bro.

[02:51:07] She's 13, like stop.

[02:51:10] All right.

[02:51:10] I obviously am right. Why is this house thing? Why is this happening?

[02:51:24] Have I said at 140 skip that's my last pause

[02:51:30] Like he went to that place to have sex with a 13 year old they got moist in this

[02:51:37] Wait, wait, wait, so is this EDP's documentary?

[02:51:40] Because why would Moise would never do anything with EDP?

[02:51:45] Definitely view discretion as advised.

[02:51:48] You know, this is due to perverted duty.

[02:51:52] OK, I think a YouTube, a lone YouTuber,

[02:51:55] interviewed all three of them individually.

[02:51:58] EDP soliciting sex from who he thinks is an underage kid.

[02:52:03] There's the guy laughing.

[02:52:04] Please, let me video the PIM master reading.

[02:52:08] Uh...

[02:52:09] What in the fuck is going on?

[02:52:11] What in the world?

[02:52:13] I would say the EDP is completely innocent.

[02:52:17] So what advice would I give to the EDP 445?

[02:52:20] You need to stop doing this documentary.

[02:52:26] Fucking abidges, innocence away, you know?

[02:52:34] Why do you think he wanted to have sex with a 13 year old?

[02:52:36] I mean the reason why I wanted to have sex with a 13 year old is already fucking clear.

[02:52:42] Okay, alright, just put this guy in jail, bro.

[02:52:45] Yo, here's the thing, why is there a documentary?

[02:52:48] Like, just put him in prison, bro.

[02:52:50] Why should that, that sense alone is, yo, just go to jail.

[02:52:54] Yeah, like, just put him in jail, bro.

[02:53:04] He was talking to 13 and 12 year olds fuck on it

[02:53:12] Nope, no, sir

[02:53:24] All right, have I said, okay, yeah, I'm gonna start skipping now. I'm out. I'm out. I don't yeah

[02:53:28] All right, all right

[02:53:31] We played a fortnight tournament and booga literally

[02:53:35] Yeah, this is never gonna. All right, let's place each leaks leaks leaks

[02:53:40] I need to close out of this hold up

[02:53:44] Okay, how are they still arguing about f**kings

[02:53:48] All right, are you ready? Do you want to watch Joe? Yeah, not okay. All right, you ready?

[02:53:54] Yeah, I ordered. Let me know if this is bad eats

[02:53:58] Teriyaki with white rice with a side of avocado

[02:54:04] Very good eats, bro. What's the bad gonna be what's the bad man?

[02:54:08] Maybe a fruit smoothie or something

[02:54:11] What is this called a dirty sprite from cumble cookie?

[02:54:16] Okay, do not get that bro. I think that's like 1800 calories, bro. That would literally set you back like three days

[02:54:23] All right, Rondale.

[02:54:26] 400 grams of sugar.

[02:54:28] Wait, how many grams?

[02:54:29] 400 grams.

[02:54:30] Oh my god.

[02:54:31] Oh my god.

[02:54:32] Your heart would like to explode.

[02:54:34] What would actually happen if like you took every drink from crumble cookie and you actually drank the whole like every single one?

[02:54:41] Like would you die?

[02:54:42] Um, if you're talking like start to finish, I think it depends on your size.

[02:54:46] But yeah, you'd probably just, what happens there?

[02:54:50] Yeah, you die.

[02:54:51] The chat saying death death diabetes heart palpitations imminent death death you would die

[02:55:00] Yeah, like every drink actually I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do a mukbang hold on

[02:55:05] Well, I mean it depends like if you're taking a sip of everything sure you're fine

[02:55:09] But if you mean actually that's like thousands of calories bow thousands of grams of sugar

[02:55:14] I'm gonna tell you right now. Oh, I'm already

[02:55:17] crumble calories

[02:55:19] Wait, Chats, FDA approved by the way, Crumble is FDA approved?

[02:55:24] I mean, they have to be.

[02:55:25] So in a 32 ounce large crazy cousins, I guess that's what it's called, peak option is 840

[02:55:33] calories and 200 grams of sugar made with Red Bull Mountain Dew Pineapple, Strawberry

[02:55:37] Pure and Coconut Cream.

[02:55:41] The FDA does not approve commercial food products or bakeries like Crumble, instead the FDA

[02:55:47] regulates food safety facility sanitation.

[02:55:50] No, I'm talking about the FDA's,

[02:55:52] the FDA's all liars in it,

[02:55:53] and they want us all to die, bro.

[02:55:54] They don't want all these fucking humans on earth aware.

[02:55:57] Bro, I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[02:55:58] If you could actually, how many,

[02:56:00] Ron, how many grams of sugar are in that drink from Crumble?

[02:56:04] It says 200.

[02:56:06] Crumble of new drink.

[02:56:08] I think it's like 14 Red Bulls or something like that.

[02:56:12] Crumble's new drink, Nutrition Facts, 840 calories,

[02:56:15] 186 grams of sugar 32 ounce crazy cousin's drink

[02:56:20] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest this being allowed is literally just population control

[02:56:26] Yo, yo, this is literally just letting people die if you drink this brother said nope

[02:56:32] I'm not drinking this. I'm not touched business with a 10-foot pole

[02:56:36] What the how does it look?

[02:56:41] Well, I'm sure it tastes great, but like oh

[02:56:45] rather. Yeah, all right, let's go. Let's go. Let's do the shit.

[02:56:53] Ronald, you ready? I don't want to. I kind of want to try this,

[02:56:55] Jink. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. All right.

[02:56:57] This is Jinksy. No one knows this in the chat. Nobody knows this

[02:57:01] chat. Today, me and Jinksy are not ending stream until I go from

[02:57:06] bronze or slash unranked to champion. So marathon starts

[02:57:11] Right now, um, we're gonna be, we should do that for America. Yeah, the problem is on PC,

[02:57:19] there's literally hackers. So like it would actually be unbearable. Run, is this your first

[02:57:25] ever game of rainbow six seed rank ever? Oh my God, we're in copper. Oh my God. Oh my God.

[02:57:34] I think I played maybe one time with Richie like two years ago.

[02:57:37] I'm literally going to drop an atomic bomb in this lobby, bro. Oh my god copper bronze silver

[02:57:47] They're saying that you can't even get out of copper

[02:57:50] Yeah, so there's an interesting thing about place to match this season back in the day you

[02:57:57] She got the Michelin grip when I call her

[02:58:00] Yeah

[02:58:02] Classic! Classic!

[02:58:04] Ron!

[02:58:05] Wait, not the good one.

[02:58:06] Hit the line! Hit the line! Hit the line! Hit the line!

[02:58:08] Which line? Which line?

[02:58:10] Um, so we're in copper.

[02:58:12] Bah, right. But give me like an OG one.

[02:58:14] Like, a one that like really speaks to me.

[02:58:16] Ron, I'm not gonna hit it, bro. I'm not gonna hit it.

[02:58:18] Do it! Do it! Come on, bro!

[02:58:20] So, we're in copper! Bah, right!

[02:58:24] Okay, Ron. Listen, bro.

[02:58:26] This is copper. I'm not gonna go super duper try hard mode.

[02:58:29] I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna take it easy on these young bros.

[02:58:31] But I want you to go try our mode because this is the time ever playing right, bro. Welcome to the jungle my boy

[02:58:42] You need to change your card you still have to face

[02:58:44] I'm not going to tell you I'm stuck with this face thing forever. Oh wait. No, you're not bro. You can get it off

[02:58:50] All right, okay. We're on one of the best maps in the history of the game banks incredible map, bro

[02:58:56] You've never

[02:58:58] No, bank bank

[02:59:04] Yeah, I gotta get out of here

[02:59:05] Ron come on bro. Hey listen

[02:59:07] I can only play for like literally an hour so you can play like three games and then I have to go because I have

[02:59:13] Personal stuff to do brother fuckers get girlfriends. They don't know how to act bro

[02:59:18] Like oh my dude chill chill chill chill. Yo Ron tomorrow. I'm literally gonna

[02:59:23] I'm free for the entire away out game, which I'm pretty sure is like seven hours

[02:59:27] it's out on children bro come on bro you played like 80 hours on my

[02:59:36] bro okay but this is the only game I'm actually sent in at so you're gonna have

[02:59:46] a good time

[02:59:49] well the other way out I heard is actually Pete yes tomorrow is gonna be

[02:59:54] We're all excited

[02:59:58] All right, if you want to talk to me Jack, it's you hold you and you'll talk to me

[03:00:08] So I want you to do me a favor

[03:00:13] Check the kill feed

[03:00:24] Hey, you won't let nobody spawn here

[03:00:28] What is my mind chat? Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh, yo, I need to hear oh my god. I

[03:00:36] Got it here, bro. Wow. I got it here

[03:00:45] Grim that grim that what saw me doing what saw me doing

[03:00:48] Hello? Hello?

[03:00:49] Rim down, come down!

[03:00:51] They're fusing sight!

[03:00:52] Ron, they're fusing the windows!

[03:00:53] No!

[03:00:55] God damn!

[03:00:57] Who did you team kill, Ron?

[03:00:58] Why'd you kill him?

[03:01:00] This guy's in my fucking way!

[03:01:02] One's on this window!

[03:01:03] Ron, one's on this window!

[03:01:04] I'm out of you kidding.

[03:01:05] Heard you.

[03:01:05] Watch this.

[03:01:06] Bravo 6 going dark.

[03:01:18] I'm gonna ace, I'm gonna ace, I'm gonna ace.

[03:01:25] Oh shit.

[03:01:28] Are you outside?

[03:01:33] Bro, I'm the frigging truth.

[03:01:41] bro I'm the frigging truth did you just

[03:01:49] no no no no no you actually have like

[03:01:56] one be one well he's a few so I'm gonna

[03:02:00] assume he's on a window you guys think

[03:02:04] jinks he's good enough you're not good

[03:02:06] enough to nice him though you're not good

[03:02:07] enough to one tap him though you gotta

[03:02:09] spray him let's see a one tap that if

[03:02:10] You want a knife or a one-tap?

[03:02:12] I want a one-tap. If you're so fucking good...

[03:02:18] He's a bronze one.

[03:02:20] Oh?

[03:02:21] He's got slammed by a bronze fucking one.

[03:02:24] I shouldn't have went for that one-tap, man. Come on!

[03:02:27] Oh, that's why you died. Right, right, that's why you died.

[03:02:29] No, come the frig on. I shouldn't have went for that one-tap, bro.

[03:02:32] For a thousand hours. What does he even do? Aware.

[03:02:36] Okay. All good. Listen, shake that one off, kid. We got this. Right. Here's what happens.

[03:02:43] So let me explain Siege. Because you team killed, he's probably gonna team kill you.

[03:02:48] This is why you should never do that. Okay, go to settings, options, settings, options,

[03:02:55] go to audio, scroll down to voice chat input mode, push to talk, and then, no, actually,

[03:03:01] Yeah, go push to talk and then go to controls.

[03:03:03] Hello?

[03:03:04] No, no, no, go to controls.

[03:03:05] Go to control.

[03:03:06] Ron, controls.

[03:03:08] Ron, controls.

[03:03:10] Yup.

[03:03:11] Customize controller inputs, controller layout.

[03:03:13] No, chat, how does he put on, how does he bind it?

[03:03:16] Yeah, what is my bind?

[03:03:18] How does he bind it?

[03:03:19] How does he bind it?

[03:03:19] Someone tell me what my bind is.

[03:03:21] Yeah, I'll just do, I'll just have it always enabled.

[03:03:22] Ready?

[03:03:24] Hey man, can anyone hear me?

[03:03:25] Or no?

[03:03:27] Yes, I would not recommend doing open mice.

[03:03:29] I want to apologize.

[03:03:30] I want to apologize, I didn't mean to shoot you, okay?

[03:03:34] It was a mistake.

[03:03:35] I made a severe lapse in my judgment.

[03:03:37] I want to apologize.

[03:03:39] Do not shoot me, okay?

[03:03:41] I want to apologize.

[03:03:42] It is me.

[03:03:43] It's not you, Chad.

[03:03:44] He already tried that.

[03:03:45] I don't know whether he stopped spamming you.

[03:03:48] It's not you.

[03:03:52] Hello?

[03:03:54] So, Ron, what's your goal on Siege?

[03:03:56] Like, what rank do you realistically want to get to now?

[03:03:59] Realistically.

[03:04:00] Right now they're comparing me to copper

[03:04:02] and they're saying that I'm plastic 3

[03:04:04] I don't know what that rank is

[03:04:07] Plastic doesn't exist

[03:04:09] It's used to describe the worst players of all time

[03:04:16] Nah, I think you got potential kid

[03:04:18] Like I'm gonna be honest, I think you could actually hit gold

[03:04:21] Like actually

[03:04:23] It might take a little bit of time

[03:04:30] those are called footholds yeah let's not really that bad of an idea

[03:04:38] but why do these guys not spawn in the most common locations

[03:04:44] I actually like siege water I never

[03:04:46] what happened

[03:04:48] well the reason why most people quit siege run is because it's too difficult of a

[03:04:51] game to learn and it's too hard and people have one inch wieners

[03:04:57] it's like that brava like welcome to see each kid

[03:04:59] what the fuck bro what the fuck is that how am I supposed to see him

[03:05:05] where did he kill you from the fucking roof

[03:05:09] what the fuck cover me

[03:05:13] I said I'm watching who's pink seven people

[03:05:15] if it's the guy that's killing everyone it's uh it's always gonna be me

[03:05:18] aura aura

[03:05:20] oh he's actually a fringe lord

[03:05:26] I just told you he's on the roof. Wait, what rank is this guy?

[03:05:29] Um, he is... unranked.

[03:05:35] There's no way you kill this guy. You don't have this much aura.

[03:05:39] I had a little kid run up to me at the airport and say that Arlen has more aura than me. He was like half the size of me.

[03:05:45] It's kind of fucked up, man.

[03:05:47] I'm going to my chat name, Jinxie made me Giggle and Meow, just to have some interesting

[03:05:55] name.

[03:05:56] Unfortunately, I actually know that guy.

[03:05:57] Yeah, you can't hurt him, bro.

[03:06:02] Yeah, he's on the roof.

[03:06:07] I have some weird chatter names in my fucking chat.

[03:06:11] Gums, please.

[03:06:12] Okay, so he's going to be on the roof and you have a gun.

[03:06:15] You're gonna want to shoot him, okay?

[03:06:17] You hear him, you hear him?

[03:06:19] Oh my god, you are...

[03:06:21] Wait, I'm not even kidding.

[03:06:23] How does it... Wait, I'm confused.

[03:06:25] Are you like, it's like a... Oh, I know this is a good video.

[03:06:27] How I trolled Stavodoro to get on Siege and waste his fucking time.

[03:06:30] This is... No, no, no!

[03:06:32] This video is gonna be called,

[03:06:33] Jakesy and Ron vs. Ranked.

[03:06:36] And right now, it's a disaster!

[03:06:39] I'm the last operator to say it.

[03:06:40] Wait, I'm dying to... How am I dying to Bronze?

[03:06:42] I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, Chad.

[03:06:44] Here's the truth, nuke. Here's the truth, nuke.

[03:06:46] Maybe that's your deserved rank. Rank versus what you deserve?

[03:06:50] Maybe you deserve this rank.

[03:06:52] Ron, if I deserved freaking bronze, I would not be seven and two Lou right now.

[03:06:58] That's not how that works.

[03:06:59] If I deserved... Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[03:07:02] He's right on the stairs. Right there.

[03:07:04] No way we're losing. He's right down.

[03:07:05] Oh, Tommy, he's...

[03:07:06] Oh! Oh! Oh my god!

[03:07:11] Thank god. Thank god.

[03:07:13] Wow, we're gonna go down. We're gonna lock it a little bit here

[03:07:20] Use me as a drone, okay?

[03:07:22] Okay, I don't want you to take this as offensive when I say this

[03:07:28] I know I have the best physique in this in the switch community. I know not gonna get offended

[03:07:32] I'm not gonna get offended over you saying that I'm the best-looking streamer that has such as platform. That's not me

[03:07:37] That's not my character. It's not what I'm a team fucking player

[03:07:40] It's not what I'm gonna say.

[03:07:41] When a bad player is next to me, I literally die.

[03:07:45] Because you're so bad, you produce so much noise that you get me killed.

[03:07:49] So with all due respect, I need a little bit of frigging space.

[03:07:53] If you want me to carry, bro, I need some space.

[03:07:55] So let me get this straight.

[03:07:58] You're gonna blame me when I was dead for both the times you died.

[03:08:02] You lost an AIM 1v1 because of sound.

[03:08:04] Yes.

[03:08:05] The first rule of being a great player.

[03:08:08] The first rule of being a great siege player,

[03:08:11] never hold yourself accountable.

[03:08:13] It's always somebody else's fault, always.

[03:08:16] Like, if you wanna get to the next level, bro,

[03:08:18] you always find a way to blame someone.

[03:08:20] Learn this from Mingo and Stompin'.

[03:08:22] You never say my bad.

[03:08:25] The words my fault should literally never come out

[03:08:28] of your mouth if you wanna get to the next level

[03:08:29] in this game.

[03:08:30] Right now, Ron, you are pawn scum.

[03:08:33] It's like in the Wolf of Wall Street.

[03:08:34] I'm Mark Hanna and you're the Wolf of Wall Street.

[03:08:38] Look, right now you are plon scum, but if you listen to these teachings, bro, you can get to the next level.

[03:08:43] Ron, there's no reason, there's no goddamn reason why you should be 0 and 2 in a copper lobby.

[03:08:48] Wake up, kid!

[03:08:49] C'mon.

[03:08:50] Secure the bomb.

[03:08:53] My bag.

[03:08:58] So what I'm doing is a very broken strategy, but I know that it's gonna work because this lobby's very low-e-low.

[03:09:38] I bet it's going to work, like it has to.

[03:10:08] Hold, everyone just hold, just keep holding.

[03:10:11] You can actually do whatever you want.

[03:10:12] In fact, you can even go on TikTok while you wait.

[03:10:14] Ron, what are you doing?

[03:10:15] Are you in holding garage?

[03:10:18] Thanks, he saved him his intro too.

[03:10:22] Clay, I have to mute you

[03:10:23] because I need to be able to hear.

[03:10:26] Ron, you're producing a lot of noise

[03:10:27] into your microphone right now.

[03:10:31] Are you on TikTok?

[03:10:32] Ron, are you on TikTok?

[03:10:38] Ron please get off tech top what yo locked in guy

[03:10:47] Okay, I shouldn't gonna kill them all

[03:10:52] They're on the stairs

[03:11:00] Yes, yes, yes

[03:11:08] I

[03:11:26] This one should be an ace. There's no reason why shouldn't

[03:11:38] This is why mag dump is bad. Because when you dump your mag like that, I can just move off of it.

[03:11:46] Come on, sister. See, this is the Nicholas Stuart I know. Yeah, yeah. This is the Nicholas Stuart I know, bro.

[03:11:53] Wow, my name is Nicholas Douglas Stewart from Tarleton Springs in Florida, and I'm literally getting hyped that I'm doing good in a bronze on my two deaths.

[03:12:04] two deaths. Oh gee, Nicholas Douglas wouldn't even have a death, bro.

[03:12:08] Yo, okay. First things first. I'm the realest. Shout out Iggy Azalea.

[03:12:12] Second, after I shout out her, she blocked me on Instagram. Wait, what?

[03:12:17] What'd she do? Yeah.

[03:12:19] I DM her and I said, I want to do a stream collab, JK.

[03:12:22] I'm on the PlayStation with Uzi right now. Okay. Well, that's I'm going to be

[03:12:26] honest. That's actually fucked up. Okay. Listen, bro.

[03:12:29] We should we should get to like gold soon. We should get to go to like I'm not even gonna

[03:12:52] about you.

[03:12:53] Jinxie bro your piece of shit you're smurfing for these bronze players.

[03:12:57] Oh my god.

[03:12:58] Yeah I know we should get to gold soon.

[03:12:59] I'm trying to win to get us to gold.

[03:13:01] Clayton, Clayton bro do you ever keep that mouth shut?

[03:13:04] Yeah, Jinxie.

[03:13:05] Ron, lock in boy?

[03:13:07] Like lock in boy?

[03:13:08] Like I need you locked bro.

[03:13:10] This is, do you want to get to gold or not?

[03:13:12] But you're 0-3 kid.

[03:13:14] Come on.

[03:13:15] I'm typing this 0-3 shit in my chat now bro because it's not.

[03:13:18] 0-3 league, welcome to Siege.

[03:13:21] time you go negative your whole chat's just gonna say oh and three league

[03:13:24] welcome to the game bro

[03:13:27] chat also next discussion kills don't mean everything now in my case when I'm

[03:13:32] literally just wiping the entire squad yes but I am smirking so I should kill

[03:13:37] I muster me

[03:13:52] Run stop

[03:14:00] Run lock in bro leave this guy alone I need to kill bro. I need to kill

[03:14:04] Clayton is a mythical name, though.

[03:14:09] Hey guys, I'm going to show you the best window lineup in the game.

[03:14:13] Rock him in, come in, come in, come in.

[03:14:15] No, Clayton, did you just use your push to pop the moan?

[03:14:19] Rock him in, come in, come in, come in, come in.

[03:14:21] Rock him in.

[03:14:23] In, like, there.

[03:14:25] I don't know, bro.

[03:14:27] You're pretty angry.

[03:14:29] Clayton, Clayton, I'm trying to lock in, bro.

[03:14:31] I need like Clayton. I love you to death. Can't I do the market?

[03:14:36] What did he say?

[03:14:42] Run come to me right now come to me right now. I'm gonna show you a cool

[03:15:01] AHHHHHH!

[03:15:02] Throw these inside! You gotta win this!

[03:15:04] No!

[03:15:05] You should've just listened to me, bro!

[03:15:07] GAH! You never listen!

[03:15:09] I have a question! I have a question!

[03:15:10] Where do I meet this? Where do I meet this shot?

[03:15:12] When you die and your team is trying to heal, what do you do?

[03:15:15] Do you scream as loud as you fucking can?

[03:15:17] What the heck was the play?

[03:15:19] You fucking idiot, Jinxy!

[03:15:21] Shut the fuck up!

[03:15:22] Ace, come here! Cages right here! Cages on the sping!

[03:15:26] WOLF BANG RIGHT HERE! NOW! WOLF BANG HERE NOW!

[03:15:29] Pfft!

[03:15:30] You're eliminated all for it.

[03:15:31] I can't.

[03:15:32] Hang it up, bro.

[03:15:33] Hang it up, base.

[03:15:34] Alright, so Ron, can I keep it at a beam?

[03:15:39] This game is like a toy for Thanos, bro.

[03:15:41] No.

[03:15:42] When a 21-time champion tells you to come here.

[03:15:44] Oh, brother.

[03:15:45] Stop it.

[03:15:46] No.

[03:15:47] Me, bro.

[03:15:48] Me.

[03:15:49] When a 21-time champion tells you to come here, you come to the window, bro.

[03:15:52] You don't win for Tung Tung Tung Sahore.

[03:15:54] Thank you, man.

[03:15:56] Yes, bro.

[03:15:58] If I tell you to make the play come to me, I want to get you kills, bro

[03:16:02] Now I'm gonna give you another good strap come with me, bro

[03:16:05] We're going jewelry alia parking spawn. Let me think they're gonna go downstairs

[03:16:11] spawn

[03:16:13] Parking front spawn parking front. Actually. No, no, no, no spawn jewelry spawn jewelry

[03:16:18] All right, I'm gonna you you're gonna tell me what to do and I'm gonna go in there and get all the kills

[03:16:23] I'm literally going to run what you're going to do is called entry fragging, which realistically

[03:16:29] I should be doing it, but I love you to death kid. I'm gonna drone you into the objective

[03:16:33] All right, I'm gonna guide you to the enemies and you yes, you have to kill all of them

[03:16:39] I'm gonna drone you into sight. This is what I used to do for stopping the thing is he's stopping and you're you

[03:16:46] So we're gonna see what happens

[03:16:48] I'm better than stopping

[03:16:50] If stopping with 0 and 4 in a Brown's lobby, I think hell would be more likely to freeze over. I'm not even kidding.

[03:16:57] I'd be more likely to get struck by lightning than see stopping go 0 and 4 in a Brown's lobby.

[03:17:02] So, spawn to a front, I'm going to drone you into the objective, kid. And when I say I want you to hit your lion, I

[03:17:10] am literally going to lead you to every enemy combatant, Ron. Lock in.

[03:17:16] You could get an AC actually annoying the fuck out of me bro. What's it on you?

[03:17:25] Lacey is smoking yo guys. I'm 30 years old. Why would I care?

[03:17:31] For once I'm gonna jinx you stop run around for sure for sure. Thanks here. Thanks here

[03:17:35] Okay, okay, Ron. We have a problem. You're gonna direct me. You're gonna do you have a grenade? Do you have a grenade?

[03:17:41] Fuck of you count make every week

[03:17:43] Do you have a grenade drop drop drop drop drop rock down?

[03:17:49] Don't push don't push there's gonna be fire don't push. I'm just playing utility. Don't push

[03:17:56] Where am I at George?

[03:18:08] Watch out this is thorn watch out

[03:18:10] Run it and run out run it and run out run it and run out!

[03:18:15] I'm drowning.

[03:18:17] Run, you are going to get an ace.

[03:18:19] Come come come.

[03:18:20] Alright, this room is clear.

[03:18:23] Stop stop stop, not that room.

[03:18:25] This is clear.

[03:18:26] Okay get it.

[03:18:27] Run, watch out for this hole.

[03:18:28] No the door the door the door the door!

[03:18:30] On this thing, on this thing.

[03:18:31] On that thing.

[03:18:32] She shot my cap.

[03:18:33] I

[03:18:42] Sorry, I'm warning sorry actually a piece of shit nice run

[03:18:48] Sorry

[03:18:50] Well, I'll jinx you in the chat. No, wait the flight

[03:18:54] I put a rose over here over here run over here

[03:18:58] You got a run over there run with this speed

[03:19:01] nice nice get him get him run get him he should be right in there right on the

[03:19:06] stands

[03:19:13] all right hit alliance can then plan hit alliance can then plan I think I know

[03:19:20] where you rotate it's gonna be like right here

[03:19:31] I don't know I gotta do a trap

[03:19:55] Good shots run

[03:19:57] honest with you, my prediction is that if I did a 24 seven stream where I tried to get to champ,

[03:20:02] I actually get in less than a week. That is legitimately impossible for a multitude of reasons.

[03:20:10] That is legitimately impossible. Reason number one, you'd get stream sniped. Reason number two,

[03:20:14] there's hackers. Reason number three, your level 60, your level 60. Most people on a champ, so

[03:20:19] they're like level three or 400. Reason number five, yeah, is there any more I need? Oh, reason

[03:20:26] Number five, they would give you like, no, we like.

[03:20:28] Don't ever put it in the air.

[03:20:30] That's something that's fucking impossible for me.

[03:20:32] Don't you ever put that in the fucking air.

[03:20:35] Hitting champion in one week on stream is impossible.

[03:20:39] The same way that flying is impossible,

[03:20:41] unless you're like a bird.

[03:20:43] Do you have wings?

[03:20:44] If I wanted to fly, I could fly.

[03:20:46] Okay, go to the roof.

[03:20:48] Okay, wait, nevermind.

[03:20:48] Don't do that.

[03:20:49] Oh, you want me to kill myself?

[03:20:50] No, no, that's not what I was gonna say.

[03:20:53] Wow.

[03:20:54] That's not what I was gonna say.

[03:20:55] Just fangrow flying's not possible.

[03:20:57] Let's do it.

[03:20:58] Actually...

[03:20:59] Feeling the touch of a woman is impossible for you at Jinxie.

[03:21:05] So let me ask you something. If your kid grows up and he's like,

[03:21:08] damn, I want to fly, dad. What are you going to tell him?

[03:21:10] You can't do it?

[03:21:10] My son's going to be zero years old.

[03:21:12] I'm going to name him Stubb.

[03:21:14] At the age of three, I'm going to plant a Xbox one controller into his hands.

[03:21:18] At age 18, he's going to swap to PC and become a professional league player.

[03:21:22] I'm fucking, grab that shit up, I'm dead ass serious.

[03:21:25] You're gonna name your kids Stompin'.

[03:21:27] My first born son is gonna be named Nicholas,

[03:21:30] my second born son is going to be named Stompin'.

[03:21:33] Jinxie, what if you have five girls?

[03:21:35] I'm just gonna keep producing.

[03:21:37] Chad, I actually don't know if I can produce yet,

[03:21:39] I haven't really tried, I'm just gonna keep producing.

[03:21:41] How do you know if you can produce or not?

[03:21:44] It's literally a pack opening.

[03:21:45] Walmart's a pack opening, I'm not even kidding.

[03:21:49] So like if you nutted in a girl,

[03:21:51] Like, there's a chance that you just can't have a child.

[03:21:53] Is that how that works?

[03:21:54] Listen, ultimately, yes.

[03:21:55] There are certain people aware.

[03:21:57] There are certain people in this planet right now

[03:21:59] that can't produce.

[03:22:00] And I, honestly, I might be one of them.

[03:22:04] Well, yeah, you're a bad estrogen, don't you?

[03:22:07] It's just I don't know if I'm in.

[03:22:09] OK.

[03:22:10] I don't have estrogen.

[03:22:11] I just don't have the most test.

[03:22:15] All right.

[03:22:16] All right.

[03:22:18] Shoot me in the head and then teabag.

[03:22:20] All right, let's have a word with him.

[03:22:21] Yo, what's your problem pal?

[03:22:25] Ron, I'm watching

[03:22:28] Drone everything like to make sure they're not ratting behind the cars. All right, you're good. You're good. You're good

[03:22:35] Hit a lion scan in five seconds

[03:22:37] Start slow walking slow slow slow. They're gonna hear you slow. Yep slow. I wouldn't even drone to be honest

[03:22:46] There's probably gonna be a cap can travel in this barricade. Yep, there it is

[03:22:51] There's probably gonna be a captain chap on these doors as well.

[03:22:56] Yup.

[03:22:57] Oh my god, you're actually right.

[03:23:00] Oh!

[03:23:01] Wait, left, left, left, left, left, left, left.

[03:23:07] Yup.

[03:23:08] Left.

[03:23:09] Yup.

[03:23:10] Right there.

[03:23:11] Yup.

[03:23:12] Right there.

[03:23:13] Yup.

[03:23:14] I would swing him.

[03:23:15] Let's let her nut-sign a little bit.

[03:23:16] Your name, kid.

[03:23:17] Hit a line.

[03:23:18] He's still close left.

[03:23:19] Hit a line.

[03:23:20] Hit a line.

[03:23:21] Not bad kid!

[03:23:27] You have a drone, you have two lion scants.

[03:23:28] You have a drone, you have two lion scants.

[03:23:31] Stop!

[03:23:32] Stop!

[03:23:33] Stop!

[03:23:34] Stop!

[03:23:35] Stop!

[03:23:36] Stop!

[03:23:37] On the red ping, the red ping.

[03:23:38] The red ping.

[03:23:39] Yep.

[03:23:40] I can't land, hit your lion scan if you have it, I know you don't.

[03:23:44] On the door, the door is a door.

[03:23:45] Watch out, Cap can trap.

[03:23:48] out for a cap can trap on this door you never shot it remember you never shot it

[03:23:52] you're now watching a master at work that's wall bangable

[03:23:56] he's going to the door I think you recalls good bro he's going to the door

[03:24:04] the door the doors to the right what the fuck Richard shoot shoot this Fenrir

[03:24:09] trap walked it's a mecha chameleon he's hiding run there's a Fenrir through the

[03:24:17] door on your left through the door on your left your left the door on your

[03:24:22] left left

[03:24:24] that was captain captain captain captain captain captain

[03:24:30] close left close left close up captain captain or maybe close right close right

[03:24:34] oh it's got shot three

[03:24:38] good movement

[03:24:43] Okay, the way you moved up that flash was actually good.

[03:24:49] Ron, that was legitimately good, bro.

[03:24:51] I'm different bro.

[03:24:52] I'm fucking different.

[03:24:53] I'm trying to tell you-

[03:24:54] The way you moved up that, that time we take space, kid.

[03:24:57] That's what I like to see.

[03:24:58] Nah, he's better than you.

[03:25:00] Alright.

[03:25:01] No, G, I don't want to be the guy to say a shit.

[03:25:04] No bullshit.

[03:25:05] I'm not bad.

[03:25:06] Alright, come on.

[03:25:07] Does it tell me?

[03:25:08] Ron, if we were to 1v1, I would literally bash your head into a wall.

[03:25:12] Alright, I'm gonna queue and go take a look. If you get Calypso Casino, listen to me and listen to me clear. Vote.

[03:25:18] Wait, my house is getting robbed. My house is getting robbed.

[03:25:24] Should I keep queuing?

[03:25:29] Should I keep queuing?

[03:25:32] Oh, wait, it's gonna be food. Yep, it's gonna be food.

[03:25:35] Classic.

[03:25:36] It's gonna be food. Alright, I'm gonna queue up.

[03:25:38] If Ron comes back and we get Calypso Casino, tell him to do no ban.

[03:25:44] BRB kittens.

[03:26:45] Oh, this is not fucking cool.

[03:26:50] This is not fucking cool.

[03:26:52] Who the fuck ordered me food to my house?

[03:26:56] Who the fuck...

[03:26:58] Who the fuck did this?

[03:27:01] Jinxie said play casino.

[03:27:04] What?

[03:27:06] Oh my god Chad good eats or bad eats? Let me know. It's all my gym heads out there.

[03:27:18] Good eats or bad eats? Where should I throw it away? Is this bad eats? Stay on God.

[03:27:36] How many calories does he take?

[03:27:44] Oh, watch out, oh, watch out, oh, watch out.

[03:27:48] That's my shot.

[03:27:49] That's my shot.

[03:27:50] That's my-

[03:27:51] Matchmaking error.

[03:27:52] Bawwra!

[03:27:54] Ron, do it.

[03:27:54] Oh, it didn't play.

[03:27:55] Yep.

[03:27:56] It didn't play.

[03:27:58] I found out I wasn't getting robbed.

[03:27:59] It was actually my door dash.

[03:28:01] Oh, really, bro?

[03:28:02] No way, Rob?

[03:28:04] Dude, I thought you were getting robbed!

[03:28:06] I was not expecting you to come back with food, Ron.

[03:28:10] Really?

[03:28:11] Yeah, bro.

[03:28:12] Hey, what food did you get, man?

[03:28:14] Look at my- look at my- look at my thing.

[03:28:16] I can't join by that.

[03:28:17] Look.

[03:28:18] You can't join?

[03:28:19] Okay, hold on.

[03:28:20] Because I'm in your lobby.

[03:28:21] Try to bite me, maybe.

[03:28:22] Try to bite me.

[03:28:23] Wait, did you actually get the- the- the- the Teriyaki chicken with the rice?

[03:28:26] Yeah, look.

[03:28:27] FNCS in five minutes?

[03:28:29] I don't know if I can watch today, guys.

[03:28:31] I- I gotta do something in an hour.

[03:28:33] I don't know if I can watch today.

[03:28:34] What are you doing that you're so secretive?

[03:28:36] Uh, it's just personal, bro. It's personal stuff.

[03:28:39] Aware.

[03:28:41] No, it's not bad. It's like good.

[03:28:43] Jump over to each one.

[03:28:45] Um, I can't invite you. Try inviting me again.

[03:28:47] Alright, let me let you again.

[03:28:49] So, I'm not kidding.

[03:28:51] It's hard to believe, but eating, it says enter multiplayer mode to accept this invite.

[03:28:55] Enter was a bit of a...

[03:28:57] Okay, just reset your app. This game's a steaming crock of garbage.

[03:29:00] Reset your app.

[03:29:02] So it's gonna take me 15 minutes to load up this game class. Yeah, I mean it is what it is. I mean we can just chat

[03:29:09] Bro, are you like the streamer games Ron?

[03:29:12] Huh? Are you actually I genuinely think I

[03:29:16] I genuinely think oh by the way, I'm doing the 100 meter run for my team

[03:29:20] But I genuinely think that I'm gonna win my team

[03:29:23] Ron, I don't think it's a good idea for you to do 100 meter run. What's your exact team? Who's everyone in your team me?

[03:29:29] I'm pretty sure KDB is like an athletic specimen like you know I saw last year she was playing

[03:29:48] basketball I don't say this lightly chat if I played KDB in basketball I would lose about

[03:29:53] like 15. It'd be like 21 to 5. How tall is she? Like 6'2", 6'1"?

[03:30:00] Brother, brother, brother, she's not better at basketball than me. I'm gonna keep it

[03:30:03] brought.

[03:30:04] Uh, Ron, I've seen you play basketball. It's literally a horror movie. It's actually

[03:30:08] a horror movie, bro.

[03:30:10] Ron, what is, I'm not trolling. Don't troll. What is actually gonna be your best event

[03:30:16] at Streamer Games? Actually, what are you best at? But I was saying archery. Is that

[03:30:21] true?

[03:30:23] For realsies by me. Yeah, they call me red dot

[03:30:28] So it actually is our truth

[03:30:32] Also lovely has a hidden sport, I'm not telling you

[03:30:37] Dude, my chat said Yugi and Joe are still arguing

[03:30:42] My chances to the exact same thing say on God. Yeah, they said they're still arguing

[03:30:48] Let me I'm gonna check over like literally five seconds. I

[03:30:51] I don't believe it. If that's the case, I'm not kidding. They need to just give it out

[03:30:57] I'm sorry, bro

[03:31:00] Can we have a can we have a discord? Oh, please? Yeah, sure. Oh my god. They're still poking. Oh brother. Oh

[03:31:07] Bro, oh brother. Oh brother

[03:31:10] All right, Vondell Vengal. All right, see we're in a higher lobby we went from copper to bronze

[03:31:14] No, man, don't no, man. I don't want to get Calypso actually banned layer wall up and layer. I'm not even kidding

[03:31:20] I didn't even notice Larry was there.

[03:31:22] Dude, the best thing about life is just eating.

[03:31:26] OK.

[03:31:26] Eating and sleeping.

[03:31:28] Eating and sleeping.

[03:31:29] I'm not going to lie.

[03:31:30] Like, who cares about having children?

[03:31:34] Who cares about having a wife?

[03:31:38] Who cares about buying your clean car?

[03:31:41] Who cares about that shit?

[03:31:43] The amount of money you spend on a wedding,

[03:31:46] the amount of money you spend on raising a child,

[03:31:48] You could unironically have unlimited food for the rest of your life.

[03:31:51] Ron, are you nervous to be like a dad one day?

[03:31:54] Like you want to have kids?

[03:31:57] I'm ready for another Ron running around the world.

[03:31:59] That's dangerous.

[03:32:01] Dude, I don't like, bro.

[03:32:03] I just feel like being a dad or like, because dude, I heard this quote one time.

[03:32:08] I want to be the dad that never was in my life.

[03:32:11] I want to be the dad that stepped up.

[03:32:13] Damn, bro.

[03:32:13] That's actually really cool, Ron.

[03:32:15] Bro, I heard this quote in, have you ever seen the movie Boys in the Hood?

[03:32:18] It's a really good movie.

[03:32:19] But huh?

[03:32:20] And then he's like, he's like, Ricky, right?

[03:32:23] Yes, but there's a quote in the movie

[03:32:25] and he says, anyone can be a dad,

[03:32:28] but not everyone can be a father.

[03:32:31] And that was like, that quote,

[03:32:33] the first time I saw that movie,

[03:32:34] stuck with me for the rest of my life.

[03:32:36] Like, bro, if I'm ever a dad one day,

[03:32:38] and no, I don't have an AI kid on TikTok,

[03:32:40] if I'm ever actually a real dad,

[03:32:42] I wanna be,

[03:32:43] Like does your son with Bonnie Blue or whatever?

[03:32:46] No, if you have, if your brain is a toaster on TikTok, sure.

[03:32:49] If your brain's a toaster.

[03:32:51] No bro, when I'm a dad, like I actually wanna be a good dad, man.

[03:32:56] My girlfriend said, um.

[03:32:59] Yeah, what's in the cliques for you guys?

[03:33:01] You guys gonna have a kid, man?

[03:33:02] Yeah, she said the first thing that she wants my kid to do

[03:33:05] is learn like to violin in the piano.

[03:33:08] And I said, fuck that, he's putting on a headset

[03:33:10] and he's starting up OBS.

[03:33:13] You, you're gonna make your...

[03:33:16] You're gonna make your son a streamer

[03:33:28] Run what do you think it's harder to do be in the NBA or be a top 300 streamer

[03:33:38] I feel like feeling and being in the NBA is more RNG like if you're not like

[03:33:46] somehow I could do it I could figure out a way somehow yes I'm not everyone

[03:33:51] can click the go live button it for subs play rainbow 6012 eating absolutely

[03:33:56] nothing productive with their life it's still making hundreds of thousands of

[03:33:59] day okay but what I think is this chat to be in the NBA you have to have a good

[03:34:06] spawn point you need good RNG you have you can't be five seven and be in the

[03:34:11] NBA but you can be five seven and be a streamer so I would say for that

[03:34:16] fact NBA's harder were you talking about you bro I'm five I've met you bro I'm

[03:34:24] like 5'10 I think you're 5'7 unbiasedly my dick and balls you're 5'10

[03:34:29] alright I am 5'7 spot web okay true true spot web and mugs he bodes but that

[03:34:37] was like what the 80s 70s I genuinely still think that there's hope for me

[03:34:44] I

[03:34:46] Remember Isaiah Thomas on like the Celtics. He was tiny. All right, let me kill the world to you real quick

[03:34:54] These guys are actually trying all right, let me show he's like

[03:34:59] Nice shot run double kill kid not bad

[03:35:05] Triple but then I died each well what you said the classic over he it happens every time you get a kill in

[03:35:11] your penis gets a little bit harder until you eventually end up exploding on

[03:35:14] yourself why is your name autistic owl is it actually or is it artistic

[03:35:33] no I haven't seen him

[03:35:41] Watch this, Ron.

[03:35:44] Oh, Ron.

[03:35:45] Wait, Ron, watch this.

[03:35:47] Oh, Ron.

[03:35:48] You two title.

[03:35:49] Jinxing is carried by stable ronoto and bronze.

[03:35:51] I don't know where.

[03:35:52] Like, I'm going to be honest, these guys are not pushing.

[03:36:01] Classic issue with bronze silver players is they never know when to actually push.

[03:36:05] They just kind of are scared of everything and they don't push.

[03:36:07] Let me ask you a question, do you think the best gamer flash IRL streamer is?

[03:36:12] Like the combination.

[03:36:14] Hold on, hold on.

[03:36:15] One second.

[03:36:17] They can get on a game and they can IRL and be good about...

[03:36:22] Hold on, I'm gonna 1v3? One second.

[03:36:24] Time expires in 10 seconds.

[03:36:26] It's all about trigger discipline.

[03:36:28] So what I just did right there is called trigger discipline instead of allowing them to trade me out when I kill the first guy

[03:36:42] I let him walk right past me and then kill the planches so they can't win

[03:36:46] This is why I'm the truth. Oh, you know the kid on an Xbox 360

[03:36:50] I'm trying to get us wins, so we can get to gold

[03:36:54] I'm trying bro like I don't want to play bronzes. I want to play golds man. It'll be soft

[03:37:00] Please don't ban me this account's gonna be plop like a day relax

[03:37:06] Hey, Jinx never realized that nobody really likes you appreciate that man. Hope you're doing well

[03:37:11] Oh back to what I'm saying run ask your question again

[03:37:16] Who's the best streamer?

[03:37:18] but also

[03:37:19] Can IRL and make it good. That's also a gamer. I would say it's me, bro

[03:37:24] I'm the best bisexual streamer like I could do all types of shit. I'm good at games. I'm good at IRLing

[03:37:30] I'm good at being at this up. I could go pro in a lot of games. Okay, go to be honest

[03:37:34] It's probably just speed, bro, but do you mean like skill level like skill?

[03:37:39] Oh, skill, skill you, skill you, skill you, skill you, skill you,

[03:37:45] I think skill you for sure cuz a lot of people that are good at games don't IRL

[03:37:53] At all like at all you actually

[03:38:02] Come on Lacey's good at games, bro. Yes

[03:38:04] I'm a jack of all trades, bro. I'm good-looking, good at games.

[03:38:09] Alright.

[03:38:11] Alright.

[03:38:13] Yo, Ron, I think you're a handsome guy.

[03:38:16] Are you a sex symbol? No, dude.

[03:38:19] You're walking into these ones, bro.

[03:38:21] Ron, you're a good-looking guy. You're not a sex symbol, my boy.

[03:38:25] What do you think is a sex symbol, then, since you want to claim that?

[03:38:29] In streaming?

[03:38:31] So, Dick Ryder, I'm talking about, in general, who do you look at and be like, damn, that

[03:38:36] guy's a sex symbol?

[03:38:37] Okay, early 2000s Brad Pitt.

[03:38:39] I would let early 2000s Brad Pitt rearrange my guts.

[03:38:43] Retweet.

[03:38:44] Okay, no one's gonna retweet that.

[03:38:46] That's uncomfortable.

[03:38:47] We asked a simple question.

[03:38:49] I'm just being honest, bro.

[03:38:53] Who is your celebrity crush going up?

[03:38:55] Um, early 2000s Brad Pitt.

[03:38:58] When I was a kid, the first boner I ever got, when I was a little kid was Selena Gomez

[03:39:18] on Wizards of Waverly Place.

[03:39:20] Then I watched Transformers the original one with Megan Fox and yeah that changed my life.

[03:39:27] Megan Fox when she opened up the car hood and that changed my life, bro

[03:39:35] That was when I was a kid, bro

[03:39:42] But now man now my crush is uh my girlfriend bro my crush is my girlfriend

[03:39:48] Nope literally never

[03:39:51] Not doing that

[03:39:53] Alright, I'm gonna hit a roam, Ron. I'm gonna try to flank the whole team.

[03:39:59] LARN! I'm gonna make LARN.

[03:40:01] I'm actually... I'm gonna roam till I got this.

[03:40:09] It's definitely a dude.

[03:40:11] Nope.

[03:40:15] Run, hold up.

[03:40:18] Oh my god, I just... oh my god, I just...

[03:40:21] I think I just shit myself

[03:40:23] I think I just shit myself

[03:40:24] I thought he was on the window

[03:40:26] I don't know what this is bro

[03:40:28] What is wrong with it?

[03:40:29] I didn't even stick with just a G.A.

[03:40:31] No bullshit, like

[03:40:32] No, no

[03:40:33] They're saying your girlfriend is Bernard

[03:40:35] Nope

[03:40:37] But my girlfriend is not Bernard

[03:40:39] It's not A.I.

[03:40:40] It's not a 36 year old man

[03:40:41] She's a very beautiful, wonderful woman

[03:40:46] Watch this

[03:40:47] Hey Leo, question

[03:40:48] My friend Jinxie over here said that he got a girlfriend. What are the odds that he's telling the truth?

[03:40:54] Not this guy. Gotta hate Leo.

[03:41:12] Why did I switch? Why did I switch?

[03:41:15] Why did I switch?

[03:41:17] I didn't blame the team, I blamed myself and held myself accountable by saying why did I switch?

[03:41:25] God, why did I switch? I don't understand what's wrong with me.

[03:41:28] Casey, my stomach hurts.

[03:41:30] Come on team, please win this 3v2, they're not even in sight.

[03:41:34] We need to keep winning so we can get out of bronze, please.

[03:41:37] Oh god. Oh brother, oh brother.

[03:41:40] What do you see? They have no time, they have no time.

[03:41:43] They're planting, they're planting, go, go, go, run, run, run, he's left right there.

[03:41:52] Yes!

[03:41:53] Here's the reason why people get...

[03:41:54] Your achievement unlocked!

[03:41:55] What'd you get?

[03:41:56] Um, Jinxie Kerry.

[03:41:57] Alright.

[03:41:58] Here's the reason why people get stuck in bronze, silver, and copper.

[03:42:05] They don't know how to attack.

[03:42:07] They attack like they're scared kittens and they leave themselves no time.

[03:42:11] Two consecutive rounds where these enemy bronzes left themselves two seconds to execute site

[03:42:17] You're never gonna get out of the bronze if you're scared kids ever

[03:42:20] for realsies guys

[03:42:22] Dead in brage and gives brown advice pro 1v1 me. I will pack you up

[03:42:29] You know what I just realized talk to me

[03:42:31] When I went to streamer you everyone because there's like a whole video about this now

[03:42:35] Everyone got a normal bus my bus was half the size of everyone

[03:42:41] I'm like just realized this

[03:42:46] Bro, Rob listen up, bro when we get to these streamer games man

[03:42:51] Mmm. Our team is winning like we are winning y'all can all scrap for second place. We're winning

[03:42:57] No, I can't wait to just beat Joe and something and then he's just gonna get mad and then I'm gonna rub it in his face

[03:43:02] Then I'm gonna get I'm just gonna get like so many rage bait on him. Oh

[03:43:06] It's actually me cinema

[03:43:07] Tell me to be honest like realistically if you're betting like you're taking our team chat. Let's call it what it is

[03:43:12] You guys can say I'm fat or whatever

[03:43:17] You realize there's a football mode right you should have goosebumps on your arms right now

[03:43:23] There's a football mode. I'm literally going to be unguardable

[03:43:28] You know what?

[03:43:32] That's a player

[03:43:34] What is it? What is it? Stand for it. Stand for player killer.

[03:43:38] Like Ron. I don't give a fuck!

[03:43:41] Rob, there's a football mode. You're not like I'm you're not gonna win.

[03:43:46] Well, you know what it is, right? It's literally just kicking the ball. That's what it was last year.

[03:43:50] Yeah, it's penalty shootouts, which I won't miss.

[03:43:55] I promise you, you're gonna miss. You do nothing, bro. You don't know how to kick a ball.

[03:43:58] Also Jack, y'all have never seen me indulge in other sports.

[03:44:03] What have y'all seen?

[03:44:04] Golf, basketball, and football?

[03:44:06] Like, and I, what?

[03:44:07] I'm a specimen at all three, now?

[03:44:11] Holy shit.

[03:44:13] It's not a big game.

[03:44:20] You're horrible at golf.

[03:44:22] I'm not bad at golf.

[03:44:23] I'm not bad at basketball.

[03:44:25] I'm literally a phenom in football.

[03:44:28] Brother, what the fuck did you even do?

[03:44:31] Like, I'm not even trying to be funny.

[03:44:32] What in school were you athletic in?

[03:44:34] You mentioned fifth fucking grade, bro.

[03:44:37] Nobody's looking at fifth grade analytics

[03:44:39] to see what you're good at.

[03:44:41] I was good at football, bro.

[03:44:42] That was my jam.

[03:44:43] I was good at football.

[03:44:47] I did wrestling, too, but I didn't hit puberty

[03:44:49] so it was not fair.

[03:44:50] That shit was so stupid.

[03:44:52] Wait, why did you hit puberty?

[03:44:53] I didn't hit puberty until 17.

[03:44:55] I did wrestling when I was 15.

[03:44:57] The lowest weight class in wrestling

[03:44:59] in the state of Florida was 110.

[03:45:01] I was 89 pounds.

[03:45:03] I got thrown around like a rag doll.

[03:45:05] Never doing that again.

[03:45:08] You didn't hit puberty until I was 17.

[03:45:11] Yes.

[03:45:13] Were you like a ladies man at school?

[03:45:14] Like the ladies looking at you?

[03:45:16] What do you think, bro?

[03:45:17] I was the height of a rock.

[03:45:19] No.

[03:45:20] Ladies looked over me, literally over me.

[03:45:23] I was five I was five foot two as a sophomore

[03:45:32] You were a man

[03:45:36] Right chapter fusing above this gonna be an easy flag see everything just works off of game sense guys

[03:45:44] I am the clip fuck this

[03:45:53] Oh

[03:45:57] He's close my god, I know there was two oh my god

[03:46:01] Well, did you die you died? Yes, I died I got over aggressive you're right bro

[03:46:06] My penis is out and it felt like it was gonna fucking explode

[03:46:08] I got carried away the part of siege is you have to know how to control your boners

[03:46:12] This is why I always recommend players should always beat their meat before they get into rank bro

[03:46:18] Because every time you get a kill your penis gonna get a little bit harder

[03:46:21] If you're horny, you're gonna get over-aggressive.

[03:46:23] What if you used to be your dick to grown up?

[03:46:26] See, bro, there's questions, there's personal questions, and then there's that.

[03:46:30] Like, bro, chill.

[03:46:33] I'm a big guy of just, like, getting suffocated.

[03:46:36] Like, I quit their butt on the face.

[03:46:40] Oh, God.

[03:46:42] Oh, brother. I didn't even want to think about that, bro.

[03:46:44] I'mma be honest, like...

[03:46:47] Bad aim! Nice!

[03:46:49] But look wrong they have no time see what I mean. This is what

[03:46:55] Look so now they can't attack the site because they're baiting this is

[03:46:59] See see that's three rounds in a row. Come on

[03:47:03] It's cap can the best

[03:47:07] Yep, literally you can actually get to gold just putting down cap can traps because nobody drones they run around like chickens

[03:47:14] Well because the thing with Sina was Sina literally, I'm not even kidding when I say this, was shooting circles around people. It was some of the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

[03:47:24] Sina physically could not keep her gun straight and that's why she struggled.

[03:47:28] Think about you Rod as you can actually aim, so like if you pick up anything you could probably get to go.

[03:47:34] Please stop breathing. Time out Sarah Slays with a Z.

[03:47:39] Z like what Sam you're welcome over here. I just want to be honest with you. We welcome kind positive messages

[03:47:52] Ron I love playing games with you, bro, and I'm excited for tomorrow bro for real. Oh

[03:47:56] My god, I forgot we're doing the fucking thing. I've never played that game. He fucking fun. Oh, yeah

[03:48:01] I've never I haven't played a story game in forever. Do I pop a green screen behind me? Maybe yes

[03:48:06] Wait, Ron, you've never played a story game in your life?

[03:48:10] I played a couple of story games.

[03:48:12] The biggest story game I played is I'd be Resident Evil on stream.

[03:48:15] I'd be Outlast on stream.

[03:48:18] I'd be another Outlast on stream, another Resident Evil.

[03:48:21] I got to do that.

[03:48:23] Bro, Ron, I don't get you, bro.

[03:48:24] I don't get you.

[03:48:25] You've played Resident Evil, which is a scary story game,

[03:48:28] but you haven't played GTA V story.

[03:48:30] You haven't played Red Dead Redemption 2 story.

[03:48:32] Nope.

[03:48:33] I also will say this.

[03:48:34] This is true horror games are not that scary anymore.

[03:48:38] Like the original Resident Evil

[03:48:40] and the original Outlast were so much more scary

[03:48:43] than like this new shit that comes out.

[03:48:44] It's actually so bad now.

[03:48:46] Like maybe I'm just like too grown or something like that,

[03:48:48] but like, I don't get scared, bro.

[03:48:50] The thing is-

[03:48:51] It makes me mad,

[03:48:52] because I actually wanted to play scary games

[03:48:53] to get scared, but like,

[03:48:54] what am I gonna do?

[03:48:55] Play Resident Evil and see Resident Evil food everywhere?

[03:48:58] If I comment on this, I'd be larping.

[03:49:00] I never played scary games, ever.

[03:49:02] I hate scary games.

[03:49:03] I only play when my chat, like, forces me to play.

[03:49:06] I play like Five Nights at Freddy's,

[03:49:08] and then I literally played Outlast for an hour and quit.

[03:49:10] Five Nights at Freddy's.

[03:49:11] You got scared of Five Nights at Freddy's.

[03:49:13] That game is terrifying.

[03:49:15] I don't like scary games.

[03:49:16] You're gonna play the original Outlast?

[03:49:18] I played the original Outlast, like, three times,

[03:49:20] and quit, like, three times an hour in,

[03:49:23] because it's so scary.

[03:49:24] So scary.

[03:49:25] Holy sissy, boy.

[03:49:26] Holy fucking no way to get puberty at 17.

[03:49:30] What?

[03:49:30] That isn't even a lie.

[03:49:32] This guy's actually a sissy boy.

[03:49:35] Ron, I'm about to kill the old team, by the way.

[03:49:39] Nah, I am a baby when it comes to scary games, so if I speak, I'm nothing.

[03:49:44] I'm overkill.

[03:49:45] If I speak, I'm in big trouble.

[03:49:48] I am Joseph Arrignio.

[03:49:50] I'm about to be in sight, by the way.

[03:49:55] Jack, what I'm going to do is call the double explosion strategy.

[03:49:58] We're going to synchronize this with this and bang.

[03:50:01] Oh

[03:50:06] See now chapter looking at the other explosion

[03:50:17] I was not even a bad play

[03:50:22] Generally series generally I was a

[03:50:27] Now watching Jinx see a master at work. He's got a

[03:50:31] I

[03:50:38] Need to be able to hear

[03:50:53] Jinxy with his gun out

[03:50:55] head of reload nice to turn top for the potty let's go come on that's what I'm

[03:51:03] talking about shot let's go let's do the shit nice guys all right now we

[03:51:09] should be in silver because that was bronze one silver for we should be in

[03:51:13] this yes yes yes well yes yes literally she placed

[03:51:25] in bronze because I think she went like 1 in 4 or 0 in 5 and then she was gonna

[03:51:29] de-rank the copper. Wait so she spent 40 hours trying to get the silver. Bro Sina

[03:51:36] I'm not gonna lie I still don't understand it to this day. I've never seen a

[03:51:40] streamer in my life outside of siege getting to siege. Is it purple? Yeah that's

[03:51:51] depressing. Dude she actually got into the game she got to level 50.

[03:51:55] Bro, do you realize how crazy that is?

[03:51:57] She, Ron, she played from level 0 to level 50, like half off stream, played the game, and literally got depressed.

[03:52:06] Yeah.

[03:52:07] Well, she broke her monitor, she...

[03:52:11] She...

[03:52:12] Literally...

[03:52:13] What does she do?

[03:52:14] She broke her monitor, was like, sleep deprived, like, uh, and got depression, I don't know.

[03:52:20] Yo, no band, so we're less likely to get Clemson Casino.

[03:52:22] Yeah, respect for getting level 50.

[03:52:26] Getting level 50 is like a challenge in and of itself, bro.

[03:52:29] Why the fuck would you get to level 50 when you could just buy an account?

[03:52:32] That's what I did.

[03:52:33] Well, because you probably shouldn't.

[03:52:36] Okay.

[03:52:37] Well, because the thing is, like, getting to level 50, you're gonna actually learn

[03:52:44] the game, but you're right, like I'm not gonna lie.

[03:52:46] You literally told me to buy an account.

[03:52:48] You were like, yo, Ron, if you wanna play, like, let's just buy an account.

[03:52:50] I know it's bannable, whatever it is, but who gives a fuck?

[03:52:53] Whatever might be, let's just play today.

[03:52:55] And I was like, I bet, man, you're fine.

[03:52:59] Ludwig said that the core group will completely fail on Twitter.

[03:53:02] Nice.

[03:53:04] Very kind words, actually.

[03:53:07] Now what happens if I don't show up to streamer games?

[03:53:09] Is he gonna cry again?

[03:53:10] Wait, what did he say?

[03:53:11] What did he say?

[03:53:12] Exactly.

[03:53:13] Come on, he didn't actually say that.

[03:53:15] What does Ludwig-

[03:53:15] Everyone knows the only good-looking streamer in core and overall it will fail.

[03:53:19] Just like the Sidemen, how they lost the biggest member.

[03:53:22] They're going to lose stable Ronaldo soon if they can't keep up with him

[03:53:25] by giving him the props that he deserves.

[03:53:27] Oh, I hate this shit, man. I hate this internet.

[03:53:29] I actually hate this internet shit. Like, why make it about me, bro?

[03:53:32] Like, yeah, I know I'm better looking than Marlon.

[03:53:34] I know I'm better looking than Silky and I'm whatever my beat.

[03:53:38] You ever start a content group?

[03:53:39] Nope, literally, no.

[03:53:41] I don't know how you guys live apart from this.

[03:53:44] That's cap. That's cap. That's cap.

[03:53:46] There was literally a time and this is true.

[03:53:47] Who remembers this? You won't remember it, chat.

[03:53:49] because it was a private combo. Remember you wanted to join?

[03:53:55] Okay, the thing is though, I would probably like...

[03:54:00] I would probably just want to be a gamer. You know what I mean?

[03:54:05] Imagine I-

[03:54:08] I just do it.

[03:54:10] I don't know if I could do that where you guys live away from your family, though.

[03:54:15] For like long periods of time.

[03:54:17] I haven't seen my mom in two and a half years.

[03:54:20] Okay, that's... that's...

[03:54:23] But it's okay.

[03:54:25] You know why? Because at the end of the day,

[03:54:27] I'm putting a video game to my friend Jinxie.

[03:54:35] Alright, I think I'm gonna miss.

[03:54:37] I think so.

[03:54:39] This should be so.

[03:54:41] I'm gonna be honest with you, like, real folks.

[03:54:43] Family's cool.

[03:54:45] but I'll be honest my chat's my family I look forward to seeing my chat every

[03:54:51] single day bro yeah nope my chat no no half my chat is just ragebathing nope my

[03:54:58] mom wouldn't ragebathe me fuck that

[03:55:06] my child this is my home like it's open for them like what would I be doing

[03:55:13] Right now James. You gotta appreciate that shit. Like some people take the time out of the day just to wake up and say

[03:55:18] I'm going to Jinx E Street today. I'm going to stable stream today

[03:55:21] Freak up

[03:55:25] Jets I hear everything

[03:55:32] What the fuck

[03:55:34] what the fuck man what the fuck man what the fuck man where where where behind you I know

[03:55:51] that now you're left behind you you're left Ron please Ron please Ron please Ron please

[03:55:58] No hearing equals pre-fire if I hear that I can pre-fire

[03:56:11] That's right well that's um sense sense sense sense sense

[03:56:22] one's on it yo one's on the window one's in the closet you can walk up to that

[03:56:30] shield and punch it you can walk up to that shield and punch it to the right

[03:56:33] to the right

[03:56:37] why would you say to the right when he was to the left

[03:56:40] l-com because to the right to the right to the left

[03:56:44] Can't remember that song.

[03:56:45] Na-keek, na-keek, they're walking like yourself.

[03:56:49] Can't remember that song?

[03:56:51] Jennifer L. Combs?

[03:56:53] I'm trying to get this kid some sense of urgency.

[03:56:55] Like, I got to guide him.

[03:56:56] He's not going to do anything if I don't see anything.

[03:56:59] I'll be honest with you.

[03:57:02] The best thing for the best song, excuse me,

[03:57:06] the best song growing up in Jim was the one that goes,

[03:57:10] cha-cha, real slow.

[03:57:11] He's right, bro. He's right.

[03:57:13] Ron, one thing about you, bro, is you never tell the lie, man.

[03:57:16] That song was peak.

[03:57:18] Dude, when I was in fifth grade,

[03:57:20] our class learned Michael Jackson's thriller,

[03:57:23] the entire dance, and performed it in front of our parents

[03:57:26] at the end of the year.

[03:57:27] It was actually cinema.

[03:57:29] I'm starting to think that you were in the special meets class.

[03:57:31] No, I was not.

[03:57:32] I was in the special meets class.

[03:57:34] I was in the special meets class.

[03:57:36] I was in the special meets class.

[03:57:38] I was in the special meets class.

[03:57:40] I was not, no I was not.

[03:57:44] No bullshit, you wanna know something?

[03:57:45] What?

[03:57:46] And I'm not trolling for the stream, I swear to God.

[03:57:48] I still deserve that for, I used to,

[03:57:51] and I realized it as I got older,

[03:57:53] like around like 20, 21,

[03:57:55] I think I figured this out during like COVID.

[03:57:57] Hearing like my whole middle school

[03:57:59] and high school life,

[03:58:01] I would just get a hold out of my class

[03:58:03] and I would just be like three kids.

[03:58:05] Hey, they have what age didn't stop?

[03:58:07] I would get pulled out of class and they'd be like there's no Ronnie nuts in here and

[03:58:18] then they would pull me to a new class I'm not getting broke but I think that's just

[03:58:21] like detention bro like what do you mean like three I would go to a new class I'll have

[03:58:27] extra time on all my tests okay here's my question was your class a portable like did

[03:58:36] I didn't have a God or house to describe it.

[03:58:42] Wasn't it affordable?

[03:58:43] I don't know what that means.

[03:58:45] Like it was small, like a small, small room, like a tiny room?

[03:58:48] Yeah, it was really small.

[03:58:50] I used to do typing classes and then I remember.

[03:58:53] You had an IEP?

[03:58:55] Wait, what is IEP?

[03:58:56] IEP.

[03:58:57] I think it was for like my ADHD.

[03:59:01] You might be right.

[03:59:04] Shaddy's literally right there. Shaddy's wait. Shaddy's literally right there. Shaddy's

[03:59:16] wait chat or like run out of zero c4 and have fun.

[03:59:19] What the fuck Richard?

[03:59:22] Hello! Reloading! Cover me!

[03:59:26] Wait what is what the fuck Richard from? I remember that like vine maybe?

[03:59:30] Oh he's... he's Jinx's uncultured.

[03:59:33] Rod, do you remember?

[03:59:34] FIVE SECONDS!

[03:59:35] FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!

[03:59:37] THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK YOU TO PISS ME OFF!

[03:59:40] Just gotta cross, man.

[03:59:43] Wow, that's shit.

[03:59:48] I haven't felt the touch of a woman all through high school, didn't go to parties, and they teach all that.

[03:59:54] Sure.

[03:59:57] Yeah, I just didn't feel the touch of a woman, bro.

[03:59:59] Like, that's all it is.

[04:00:00] You can either feel it's not to a woman or feel it's not to the champion. It's one of the other you can't have

[04:00:25] Okay, I'm gonna say it I'm gonna say it in high school bro girl if you're short you can't get a girl

[04:00:30] I'm not even kidding. I didn't do your pretty till I was 17 wrong

[04:00:35] No, I'm not even kidding in high school

[04:00:41] There's kids my age and like they weren't even good-looking

[04:00:49] And they girls are gonna be six facts they'll just go to them

[04:00:52] They made me so fucking mad, bro.

[04:00:54] Like, I remember, bro.

[04:00:56] I remember.

[04:00:56] There was a couple of kids in my school.

[04:00:58] They were ripped.

[04:00:59] All they would have, they would just

[04:01:00] be super fucking skinny, and they would take all the girls

[04:01:02] to everyone, bro.

[04:01:04] Like, the kids that are so skinny, they have abs,

[04:01:07] like the skinny abs.

[04:01:08] But they're like abs, abs, bro.

[04:01:10] And the worst part is too, like, I don't know about your school,

[04:01:12] but my shit was kind of weird.

[04:01:14] Like, there would be like a circle of girls and guys,

[04:01:18] And they would all just alternate of just dating each other.

[04:01:22] Yep, yep, yep, he's right, he's right.

[04:01:25] It would all stay in one friend group.

[04:01:26] That's all this.

[04:01:28] Yeah, they gatecapped talking and kissing and hanging out.

[04:01:32] Wait, what is hypergamy, Satch?

[04:01:34] Hypergamy, Satch.

[04:01:35] What is that?

[04:01:36] I saw a couple people type that.

[04:01:37] Let me look it up.

[04:01:38] Hypobogy?

[04:01:39] Hypergamy.

[04:01:40] Now let me say this, bro.

[04:01:42] Just say you had no game, bro.

[04:01:43] No, it's not that I had no game.

[04:01:44] I physically could not produce semen.

[04:01:47] I could not nut. I was honest with you. I didn't have come until I was like 15

[04:01:52] Hypergamy. Oh that I didn't have comes on 17. Hypergamy is the practice of dating or marrying

[04:01:58] someone who has a higher social status, more money or a better educational background that you do.

[04:02:02] It is definitely called marrying up the opposite of high parking is high. It's just

[04:02:06] it's just just relaxing is what I'm hearing. No bro in high school. That's not even true.

[04:02:12] That's not even true in high school. In high school girls would literally date dudes who like

[04:02:16] had horrible attendance, faked and skated because they were like skinny and tall.

[04:02:22] They would date the quote-unquote bad boys, like,

[04:02:27] and now all those kids are like pothands.

[04:02:30] Fucking bad boys.

[04:02:32] You're invoked to the bomb, plan your defense to the court.

[04:02:36] I want to be in bed.

[04:02:36] But to be honest, like, if you're short in high school, bro, it's hard, bro.

[04:02:40] Like, I love y'all. It's hard. Good luck.

[04:02:42] It's hard. Girls won't even give you a second look.

[04:02:44] Was him bro. I was him like I was the short kid

[04:02:56] You're still short, I'm literally slightly above average height. I'm like five nine and a half five ten

[04:03:06] I'm not the same height as you I'm literally barely taller than you literally

[04:03:14] I'm gonna get a kill, fuck this shit, hold on.

[04:03:19] You're not but okay.

[04:03:22] The average height is 5'7", I'm 5'10".

[04:03:25] Okay, I guess that's a headshot.

[04:03:27] The shit's not dead before.

[04:03:29] Middle one.

[04:03:30] I am, watch this.

[04:03:31] Tell me where to go, tell me where to go.

[04:03:32] Teach me.

[04:03:33] Oh, he crouched.

[04:03:34] Uh, okay, right, right, right, right, straight, straight, straight, right, left, start crouching.

[04:03:44] You're gonna run into an enemy.

[04:03:46] Wait a minute, they dropped Lobby.

[04:03:49] Okay, if you go up the stairs and look left,

[04:03:51] someone's there.

[04:03:52] He's coming to you, coming to you.

[04:03:53] Coming to you.

[04:03:55] He's gonna be right here, right here, right there.

[04:03:58] Flank this.

[04:03:59] Yo, if you drop Lobby, you're actually, I don't know.

[04:04:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:04:06] Down the, down the, down the snatch, down the snatch,

[04:04:08] down the snatch.

[04:04:09] Good luck everybody.

[04:04:10] I did it.

[04:04:12] Nice run, good job, good job, good job.

[04:04:14] I don't know where the other guys are. I think they're in site. Let me see. Yeah, they're in site. They're in, um, I believe B site.

[04:04:23] You're now watching the master at work.

[04:04:26] Oh, no, A site. They're in A site. Sorry. Yep, A site. They're in A site. They're gonna try to plant.

[04:04:32] Walk up to the store, look left.

[04:04:39] Yep, yep, yep, in that room.

[04:04:41] I would wait for the plant. I would walk through the door and take the 2v1. You need to isolate to go

[04:04:53] Not bad to change your head level with a lot of noise though. Not bad though. Not bad. Quick peek quick peek quick peek quick peek quick

[04:05:00] I gotta show you quick peeking. I have to show you quick peeking. Oh my god.

[04:05:05] What you did was not bad. Not bad. You have the honest with you? Yep

[04:05:10] Spider-Man dies in the new movie. Iron Man comes back alive from the ground and he comes up and they restart the whole movie for Endgame. It's a whole sequence.

[04:05:19] Wait, Ron, can I show you quick peaking, please?

[04:05:22] Yes.

[04:05:23] If you learn? Oh my god, I never showed Ron quick peaking. Oh my god. You're like driving a car with no steering wheel right now.

[04:05:31] Bro, if you learn quick peaking, your wiener's actually gonna get larger. I'm not even kidding.

[04:05:35] Will you go with Spider with ten eyes?

[04:05:38] Honestly, I don't know.

[04:05:40] SPIDER!

[04:05:49] Okay, run. Spawn out of the access.

[04:05:53] Bro, I think you know something niche. I don't know something niche.

[04:05:57] I'm showing a very common strategy that's very efficient to a new player you literal ass hat.

[04:06:02] Bro, I have to go to the gym soon.

[04:06:05] Do you go to the gyms in the nighttime or the other daytime my gym closes at

[04:06:10] like 8 so you guys can type cap all you want to I gotta start posting on

[04:06:14] Instagram to like make sure myself's updated I'm literally about it you know

[04:06:18] how you get up like a story thing that shows like past stories or whatever like

[04:06:22] highlights I'm gonna make a highlights that say day one day two day three day

[04:06:24] four no you have it in the gym for the past like three days it's time to have

[04:06:29] a gaze you're probably doing that for one come to this window in the action

[04:06:34] I'm gonna show you quick peeking. I'm gonna show you

[04:06:40] You know your lean buttons, right? You know, I just need you to know your lean buttons because I'm controlling your mouth

[04:06:50] God it's kind of weird I don't explain quick thinking it's like breathing, but I'm gonna try to explain it

[04:06:56] The gym for people to copy my like routines. I'm trying to get keep it

[04:07:00] I'm trying to get my physique. He's not being fucking stupid for once in your life. I want why would I?

[04:07:06] Why would I sit here and give people my routine so they could look like me when I'm trying to get

[04:07:14] Right here, all right

[04:07:16] All you're gonna do this is literally it instead of like peeking a door like you did last game

[04:07:22] You're going to do this

[04:07:24] See I'm doing this I mean right. I mean left. I mean right. I mean left. I mean right

[04:07:30] I mean right I I mean drop my arm my bun my buns are Q&E that's really hard

[04:07:34] but every time you peek a door you're gonna do this because

[04:07:39] go on my drone no no like run

[04:07:43] go on my drone go on my drone in printer like get on it like get on my camera

[04:07:47] get on my camera like run

[04:07:51] get on it like get on the camera like

[04:07:54] with your hands like with your eyeballs not physically get on it

[04:07:58] All right

[04:08:01] What are you talking about? I mean like get on it like view it like view it don't oh

[04:08:07] Should have just said that

[04:08:12] Run do you want to make a big time play with me?

[04:08:16] Run do you want to make a big time play with me ready? Yes three two one?

[04:08:23] Game time this is where heroes are made

[04:08:28] no so do you want to come you stupid fuck that there was someone behind us I

[04:08:35] thought you were gonna clear it maybe use your fucking mic you dumbass

[04:08:38] are you fucking stupid I'm trying to clutch and to make this

[04:08:52] What a game is

[04:08:56] Can't you see clutch a 1v3 shot is that his body?

[04:09:02] I got refired by a silver player. I guess

[04:09:04] No bullshit, you generally just got slammed.

[04:09:09] Generally too.

[04:09:12] But how am I getting prefired by a silver player?

[04:09:14] Like I'm going to lose a bit in a minute here.

[04:09:16] My god, I'm getting fried this game.

[04:09:18] Yeah, but Ron, the thing about Siege is like the most important thing is perspective and

[04:09:23] peekers advantage and like that's what you need to understand if you want to get to like

[04:09:26] play and stuff.

[04:09:27] Why would I take advice from someone in a bronze lobby who literally only has five kills?

[04:09:35] I'm gonna blow you, bro.

[04:09:37] I've reached champion 21 times with a positive consecutive KD every single time, bro.

[04:09:41] You're talking to literally the truth.

[04:09:43] You might be listening.

[04:09:44] I'm not dying without a champion without dying.

[04:09:47] That's physically impossible.

[04:09:48] Physically impossible.

[04:09:49] Yeah, Sama could have done that.

[04:09:52] Nope.

[04:09:53] No, he couldn't.

[04:09:54] Self-exact emote.

[04:09:55] High-vives.

[04:09:56] Why is this an emote?

[04:09:57] It's obviously just gonna be used for negativity like why is that of the most I?

[04:10:03] Didn't say anything bad. I said negativity

[04:10:12] See

[04:10:14] You're gonna leave after this?

[04:10:17] No, bro.

[04:10:18] I told you?

[04:10:19] Run.

[04:10:20] No, no, no.

[04:10:21] I told you.

[04:10:22] Ah, duck shaking head, man.

[04:10:25] Run, I told you I have to go at 8 p.m. literally five hours ago before I was even alive.

[04:10:32] I told my chat I had to go at 8 p.m.

[04:10:35] Not 741.

[04:10:36] Yeah, but I can't start a game because I have something to do at 8 p.m.

[04:10:41] I have something to do.

[04:10:44] Be honest you can see talk to me. Do you like her more than me?

[04:10:53] But what do you mean, bro, like what are you trying to say, bro?

[04:11:01] Bro, Ron, I love you to death kid like what do you want me to say, bro?

[04:11:08] That's not our friend

[04:11:13] Now we did that too, she think she's fine.

[04:11:19] But it's all we use, that was our place, you found it first.

[04:11:25] Sorry.

[04:11:26] No.

[04:11:27] Okay, Ron, listen, bro.

[04:11:29] Let me say this to you, man.

[04:11:31] To get to the next level of siege, I want you to understand, do you know what Pika's

[04:11:35] advantage is?

[04:11:36] Do you know what that is?

[04:11:37] What the fuck is the matter, daddy?

[04:11:39] Tumplants rainbow six seed is a game where ping is very important if I everybody has input delay

[04:11:45] Everyone it doesn't matter who you are where you are everyone has input delay if I peek you and you are something doesn't

[04:11:52] He does if I peek you and you're holding an angle

[04:11:56] I'm gonna see you before you see me that is what peak his advantage is you need to use that to your advantage

[04:12:03] The saying is called in Siege swing or be swamp. It's a very important saying to learn

[04:12:08] I dedicated my life to the game I mean if you guys are gonna say everything's

[04:12:12] large I'm gonna lose it bro that's literally not gonna be swarmed right

[04:12:17] Swinger be small yes Swinger be small yes but it depends like angles you

[04:12:26] should hold is like pixel I bet

[04:12:38] Two brown dead.

[04:12:53] Wait, something goes. You said swing or get swung. He swung me and killed me when I swung. So how does that make any sense?

[04:13:00] You shoved your hat on a window like an undisciplined swine and then you died because of it.

[04:13:06] So now you're gonna tell me after I fucking died what my problem was.

[04:13:11] Cuz Ron that's not swinging, that's stuffing your head in the window.

[04:13:14] You know what this is? This is why certain coaches need to be fired. Let us.

[04:13:23] You see I synchronize everything. Every time I make noise I move off of it. That's why I'm the truth.

[04:13:31] One friendly operator.

[04:13:32] Okay, show us why you're the truth. You can see.

[04:13:36] You can't want me for he's just carried by stomping

[04:13:49] You can't want me to he's just carried by stomping

[04:13:52] I mean I just thought you were a 60 FLV friggin player, bro.

[04:14:11] 60 FLV.

[04:14:12] Yeah, it's definitely a check.

[04:14:13] It's a 1v4 check.

[04:14:14] Get off my DZ.

[04:14:15] I'm gonna start calling you Nicholas Douglas Stewart from LARPEN SPRINGS because there's

[04:14:20] no way you're a champion.

[04:14:21] your brain is a toaster bro no that's like something my chat looks at

[04:14:25] there's no way this guy is a fucking champion

[04:14:31] run you're right i'm not a champion i'm a 21 time champion

[04:14:35] oh god i'm a 21 time champion kade like that's what i do bro

[04:14:40] tamer what am i gonna do when you leave bro i have no friends to hang out with lacey's getting

[04:14:45] high silky's not here uh jason is hanging out with ludwig adapt is left marlon doesn't pick up

[04:14:51] I got my phone calls, you're my only friend right now.

[04:14:54] Well Ron, guess what?

[04:14:55] Tomorrow we're gonna play a way out together

[04:14:57] the whole game, so.

[04:14:58] Yeah, but I don't wanna do that tomorrow.

[04:14:59] I wanna get away out of this problem right now.

[04:15:02] Well Ron, I don't know man, maybe just have a great time,

[04:15:05] have a great night, hug your girlfriend or something,

[04:15:08] and then bro, tomorrow I'ma see you, bro.

[04:15:14] Like, tomorrow I'ma see you in a way out, bro.

[04:15:16] Chai, I'm sorry, it's a short stream, like I.

[04:15:18] Fuck of you Cal, make every, what?

[04:15:20] How does that apply to this situation?

[04:15:22] High-vives, get out of my chapter, I don't want to play video games with you. No.

[04:15:25] Wait, what did High-vives type exactly? What did he type?

[04:15:28] He said, I'm here after, don't worry.

[04:15:32] Son.

[04:15:36] Yo, Jack, I'm gonna check on Joe and Yugi if they're still arguing I'm acting on it.

[04:15:40] They ended, they ended.

[04:15:43] You didn't see how it ended?

[04:15:45] No, Yugi's still alive.

[04:15:47] Joe's fucking vein on his forehead exploded so he could go to the hospital

[04:15:53] and then that's not what happened

[04:16:00] these cortisol levels were so high

[04:16:06] yeah who needs to qualify for fortnight that's entertaining or is it not

[04:16:09] entertaining oh that's fun to watch um yeah but is it even entertaining like I

[04:16:14] I don't know.

[04:16:15] Dude, Rod, you know what sucks?

[04:16:17] FNCS plans is the exact same dates as streamer games.

[04:16:21] I found that out literally like, yes,

[04:16:23] the exact same dates and times.

[04:16:26] FNCS, then.

[04:16:28] I'm reloading.

[04:16:29] FNCS, then.

[04:16:30] Literally, that's what I said.

[04:16:33] Moving to the third.

[04:16:35] I mean, they're never doing that.

[04:16:36] It's TV, I'm a dude.

[04:16:38] I'm not trying to play this game like Call of Duty.

[04:16:41] Nope, that's how you literally never get out of bronze.

[04:16:44] That's the worst mindset ever

[04:16:48] Tom Clancy remember six ages the golf of first-person shooters, you have to treat it like it's like

[04:16:57] Who's the best our six players like genuinely stop it stop you don't have to finish your sentence. He's the best player ever

[04:17:04] It's not like my teammates are so fucking stupid that I don't even know where to go

[04:17:17] Wait, I could play it

[04:17:20] Run watch out. I wouldn't shove your head on that. Okay. That's a good angle. That's a good angle. That's a good angle

[04:17:24] He's close right? I think well, let me see

[04:17:27] Run you have to win this you have to win this

[04:17:29] Close that close that point close that yeah, yeah, yeah, right there right there

[04:17:34] That's point. They needed a star player star players make star decisions

[04:17:38] You have four yanks, do you know how to wait one spot in square where you just looked once bottom square once on the B

[04:17:45] Bomb once bottom square once on the B bomb

[04:17:51] Channel check over your car. You're good

[04:17:53] Run! If you go to the window, crouch up to the window.

[04:18:00] Oh no, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that.

[04:18:04] Stop, stop. Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave. Go back, go back, go back.

[04:18:08] Stop! Go back, go back. Left, left, left.

[04:18:11] Crouch up to the window. Go to left!

[04:18:14] Crouch up, crouch up to the window. Yo, are you trying to electric?

[04:18:23] Crouch up! Crouch up! You could bank a ying in there and then jump in. I would bank a ying in there and then jump in.

[04:18:33] Not yet, no, no, no. Now take the debuser and plant. Take the debuser and plant. Right here. Perfect. Take the debuser and plant.

[04:18:41] And then you could bank another ying. I would bank another ying off the ceiling.

[04:18:53] Oh my god! Nice, bro!

[04:18:56] Absolutely nice!

[04:18:59] Wow!

[04:19:02] Well done, Cade.

[04:19:03] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[04:19:06] Rod, do you want me to backseat or do you want me to just not talk?

[04:19:08] What do you want me to do?

[04:19:09] No, just sometimes I could just like...

[04:19:11] You have so much vibrations in that cold head of yours

[04:19:14] that it like sends like certain type of energy frequencies to me.

[04:19:21] Got it. So just shut it up? Okay.

[04:19:22] Just sometimes.

[04:19:29] Yo, Ron, I'm still here. If you need one, go fuck yourself, or you're not playing with me.

[04:19:34] Now, Ron, in the chat.

[04:19:35] Ron, um, do you have, like, a...

[04:19:38] Would you do the challenge Cynna did on Cedra now?

[04:19:41] So that's the only thing, right?

[04:19:43] How long would it actually take me if I said, like, oh, I'm gonna solo queue to, like, gold?

[04:19:47] Gold? Oh, god. I don't know if I... Like, bro, the thing is, I don't know if I would end.

[04:19:51] and silver like you might get placed in like bronze I don't know about and bro

[04:19:56] like I don't like I don't know if you're a PC gold yet it's kind of hard I

[04:20:00] don't think you are to be honest it I was Ron Morgan jinxing his game

[04:20:07] to be honest with you okay you know what so be fun whatever I thought this guy

[04:20:14] would have gotten me to like silver flat by now you know we're having the loss

[04:20:18] Bro, you can't even play we have not lost

[04:20:28] Every time you say that you end up like getting killed so now

[04:20:48] They're also gonna destroy this one. Now call me dumb. Now call me dumb. Now call me dumb.

[04:20:53] Are you putting new jammers in the center of the fucking carpet?

[04:20:57] Aware. Watch this, Ernie. Quiet. Quiet on set.

[04:21:00] What is he doing?

[04:21:03] Rather repelling up to the window. Repelling to your left. Repelling to your left.

[04:21:07] Repelling to your left. Repelling to your left.

[04:21:11] I don't understand why would you not tell me why I don't understand why I don't do nine fucking

[04:21:22] times and then I died killing you bro I was spectating you know what it was chat chat you

[04:21:31] know what it actually was I'll tell you exactly what it was I'm trying to hear and he's screaming

[04:21:35] He's right. I'm right. I'm right. You. You're a psycho. You're a psycho. You died to what I called out nine times. I could not have been more clear. You're sentient, right? You're a sentient human, right? I said repelling to your life nine times.

[04:21:50] I I didn't know you're talking about my left

[04:21:59] Score word I died coaching him like what?

[04:22:04] Yo

[04:22:08] Yeah, two of them are crouching in bottom lobby listen to the actual top frag, please

[04:22:12] OSA site window to bottom lobby OSA site window to bottom lobby

[04:22:16] Window one under yeah, that is the most butchered call I've ever heard. Oh, it's a sight window to the op. Oh, it's just still there

[04:22:25] Oasis is to the left just enough

[04:22:29] I was right once again

[04:22:32] He's in and inside inside inside

[04:22:36] Oh brother, oh brother that was rough

[04:22:41] What is it? I don't know. I don't know

[04:22:46] Yeah, we're about to lose the game it oh when you go to overtime it goes to five in right probably should have said

[04:22:52] Oh, so

[04:22:54] So now I'm gonna lock it. I'm not gonna spectate you and then die like come on

[04:22:59] But Shepard, that's the Nicholas Stewart lock. I'm spectating by many up

[04:23:03] I'm spectating Rod and then he all the rules up the hatch like all right like this is so stupid

[04:23:09] Give us a my Johnson is small ride. Okay, that's great. I got a sneeze brother. I permission

[04:23:22] I've got permission to sneeze. Yes. What? You ever about a sneeze when you sneeze you

[04:23:33] feel like your whole fucking throat is going to fall out. No, that sounds horrible. Have

[04:23:38] Have you ever sneezed, farted at the same time?

[04:23:40] So one time I got food poisoning, where I'm not kidding, I'm not trying to be funny

[04:23:44] for the stream, nothing.

[04:23:46] I got food poisoning to the point where every time I farted, diarrhea would come out.

[04:23:52] Oh my god, that's horrible.

[04:23:53] No, no, I'm serious.

[04:23:54] I'm serious.

[04:23:55] But as diarrhea was coming out, I was throwing up at the exact same time.

[04:24:00] Oh, brother.

[04:24:01] And it happened for four hours at 3 a.m. in the morning.

[04:24:06] Yeah

[04:24:11] And then I woke up and I have to go to the hospital and they told me that I was like on the verge of like

[04:24:17] So much dehydration where I could have like passed out like God

[04:24:22] Yeah, I think I like three IVs in me. Oh

[04:24:28] God bro, I'm actually sorry that sucks dude

[04:24:31] Alright, Ron, you want to rough-sight?

[04:24:33] No, come come.

[04:24:34] Sparking, Sparking, Sparking, Sparking, Sparking, Sparking, Sparking, Sparking!

[04:24:36] Nice reaction time, T.

[04:24:38] Alright, come with me.

[04:24:40] Ron, we are going to break one of my fundamental rules.

[04:24:45] We are not gonna drone, alright?

[04:24:47] Come on.

[04:24:48] Oh shit!

[04:24:49] Declogged, oh, where?

[04:24:51] Because I have a broken angle that I want to show you.

[04:24:54] Watch what I'm about to do.

[04:24:55] This is the best angle in the game.

[04:24:57] I'm not kidding.

[04:24:59] I don't need to drone on this.

[04:25:01] All right, nobody's garage. We're good. I

[04:25:06] Totally lied, but it turned out nobody was garage

[04:25:09] Walk walk. Don't run walk. Oh my god, I see his feet

[04:25:15] Oh, they barricaded everything

[04:25:17] Ron just keep crouching till we see his feet. We're gonna play like absolute delinquent

[04:25:21] keep

[04:25:22] Watch out

[04:25:32] Can I make a stab on one of them? Hold on, there's an enemy from that side.

[04:25:41] Could I not? Hold on, hold on.

[04:25:45] Get him out.

[04:25:50] I'm going in. Stab on one of them.

[04:25:52] Nice one. Get in there. Get in there, Rod.

[04:25:55] I

[04:26:05] Like to be like can he's a cat quiet quiet on the creek well jumping the window and plant jumping the window and plant

[04:26:11] quiet in the creek three two one

[04:26:15] Jump in that window and plan trust me right there right there run the quarter run to the quarter plan

[04:26:20] That's the best class spot in the game. It's all metal. You can't die

[04:26:23] shut up watch this shit are you now watching nice run

[04:26:37] nice I love how you're pre-firing dude I like how you actually pre-fired though

[04:26:48] Like I will be I will I love that boy

[04:26:52] But yeah, what are those streamers preferring like that, bro, that's not but doesn't play see

[04:26:58] God like that. How do you care?

[04:27:00] Someone's out late to come up with the Samsung because the jinx is getting off after this and I need content

[04:27:06] Okay, lockers lockers lockers lockers lockers. We got one more right?

[04:27:09] See I'm not okay. This is the rules and everyone's gonna agree this in this chat

[04:27:13] We're not leaving rainbow six seasons. So we end on a win. So we lose this we got to go again

[04:27:17] run I literally have to you have to you have to you have to you have to I have

[04:27:22] this and then don't die so then don't die you're just gonna die like I know you

[04:27:26] bro I know this I know this no yeah yeah I know this I know this run have you

[04:27:31] ever seen that tick-tock shut the fuck up bro the guys in the grocery store

[04:27:36] trying to meet a minor and somebody's recording him he's like yeah I know this

[04:27:39] I know this I know this sound if you guys seen this classic the one where the

[04:27:44] guy says, rest in peace, pop, smoke.

[04:27:48] And then he just swings every single fucking thing

[04:27:51] off the grocery thing.

[04:27:52] So, Chad, let me say this, bro.

[04:27:54] I have not.

[04:27:55] The two nights, oh no.

[04:27:56] When Ron was sleeping in my bed, he would go on TikTok.

[04:28:00] I'm not kidding.

[04:28:02] Ron's brain is a toaster.

[04:28:03] He scrolls through his TikTok.

[04:28:05] It is the most brain rot TikTok I've ever seen in my life.

[04:28:09] Like, I'm talking the TikToks on Rob's phone

[04:28:13] are literally brain-rob.

[04:28:15] It's insane.

[04:28:16] His brain's a toaster, bro.

[04:28:18] I'm just a baby.

[04:28:19] I'm just a baby.

[04:28:20] I'm just a baby.

[04:28:22] Yeah, my TikTok is not that bad.

[04:28:25] My TikTok's like gaming stuff.

[04:28:27] Ron Stickdog would be like a shirtless, homeless guy

[04:28:30] with peanut butter and like dancing.

[04:28:32] Like, Ron Stickdog was insane.

[04:28:35] Five seconds and counting.

[04:28:37] Reinforcing the fall

[04:28:54] Wait, she'll

[04:29:00] Back I got shit on I

[04:29:02] I gotta kill him three.

[04:29:04] Thanks.

[04:29:05] Add to user.

[04:29:06] Roddy, but I can't have the user with me.

[04:29:08] We could be cringe.

[04:29:09] Free win.

[04:29:10] We're good.

[04:29:11] G.G.

[04:29:12] You guys, we won this game.

[04:29:13] Let's get a fucking double use of the chat.

[04:29:15] Hey, he's gonna miss Samsung up here right now, bro.

[04:29:17] It's fucking over.

[04:29:18] It's fucking over.

[04:29:19] Fucking G.G.

[04:29:20] I'm so fucking confident.

[04:29:21] I'm fucking...

[04:29:22] Oh, Zivorak.

[04:29:23] What?

[04:29:24] He's going instantly.

[04:29:25] Oh my god.

[04:29:26] Whoa!

[04:29:27] He just walked me.

[04:29:28] Yeah, watch out.

[04:29:29] Watch out.

[04:29:30] Watch out.

[04:29:31] Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.

[04:29:34] He's in there.

[04:29:35] It's a 4v2, you got it.

[04:29:36] Well, the guy just shit on me, bro.

[04:29:37] The guy just shit on me.

[04:29:38] Got the slug.

[04:29:40] Not bad, kid.

[04:29:41] He's gonna recoil.

[04:29:45] Run.

[04:29:46] I think they're both there.

[04:29:47] They're both there.

[04:29:48] Yes, they're both there.

[04:29:49] Both of them.

[04:29:50] That's a good angle, Ron.

[04:29:52] That's a, no, no, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.

[04:29:55] Three, two, one, teach.

[04:29:58] Don't move, your idiot teammate might shoot you.

[04:30:01] That's a good angle, Ron, that's a good angle.

[04:30:04] Oh, almost, almost.

[04:30:09] One's running up the stairs.

[04:30:10] Yeager, running up to you, the door, the door, Yeager, the door!

[04:30:13] Oh my gosh.

[04:30:14] We're gonna lose this.

[04:30:15] Stop, stop, stop moving, stop moving.

[04:30:17] Ron, that's a good angle.

[04:30:18] Oh no.

[04:30:19] You got shown, you got shown.

[04:30:22] One's on the left side of the door, one's on the right side of the door.

[04:30:26] Oh no. Oh no.

[04:30:33] Once above. They split up. They split up.

[04:30:35] Once here. Nice. You hit him. That guy's low.

[04:30:39] One of these above flanking you. Flanking you.

[04:30:41] I'm dead.

[04:30:42] Nope. You gotta just isolate this gunfight.

[04:30:44] Yep. Swing him. Swing him. Swing him.

[04:30:46] Nice. One of you won.

[04:30:47] The last guy's inside. On my ping. On my ping.

[04:30:49] On my yellow ping. Standing on my yellow ping.

[04:30:50] Standing on my yellow ping. Standing on my yellow ping.

[04:30:52] Do not peek him because he has to plant, he has to plant, that's all good, you got more

[04:31:05] link on him.

[04:31:07] Good try.

[04:31:08] Why did I swing?

[04:31:09] Why did I have more kills than Jamesy, the real question.

[04:31:13] Seriously are.

[04:31:14] Alright Bro, run, I'm off bro.

[04:31:17] Hey, I will see you tomorrow for a way out.

[04:31:21] Locked.

[04:31:22] So you're leaving me right now, bro run. I have stuff I have to do in my real personal

[04:31:27] My game is just chatting bro. I lost my friend

[04:31:30] My camera died no no

[04:31:32] Run, I love you bro, and I'll see you tomorrow for a way out. Okay. What is okay?

[04:31:36] How much do you love me though?

[04:31:38] On a scale of one to ten literally a ten bro. I love you, Ron. You're a good guy. You love me more than

[04:31:47] More than what more than what run

[04:31:49] So when you gonna time Adam leaving chat. I love run listen guys. I'm out

[04:31:57] Guys, let's read run. Let's read run chat. I got something to do y'all

[04:32:01] I'll see y'all boys tomorrow me and Ron are gonna play away out the full game on

[04:32:06] Stream guys. Love you. Go show run some love the game something they were gonna get posted on YouTube

[04:32:13] Tomorrow, and I'll see y'all boys tomorrow with a way out with Ron

[04:32:16] Love y'all, go rated them, chat, love you guys.

[04:32:20] See you tomorrow.

[04:32:21] Tomorrow is going to be Serma.