Jynxzi
[573/730] ๐ด RANDOM WHEEL PICKS MY OP -> JYNXZI & RON PLAY A WAY OUT ๐ด UNTIL WE BEAT IT ๐ด
07-29-2026 ยท 5h 34m
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Oh, we had to reset the entire fucking stream wait what
what? wait what it lagged that bad, hi mice?
pro what? it lagged that bad?
What the fuck happened?
Do my my my my my my shitty ass toolkit just exploded, bro
The server crashed Jesus
Well now I have to restart on YouTube as well fuck me in the ass, bro
No.
The server actually crashed?
What?
L-part timer!
I'm not a part timer!
My dog shit server crashed!
What?
Oh, I'm so fucking tilted
The entire screen crash Jesus Murphy, man
Oh my god
Have if you start wasn't just lagging it actually cracks. We had to fully wipe it
I should have tried that fixed button.
I'm going to reset my delay after this game and then we're going to play, we're going
to play on what's it called.
Oh, way out.
What's wrong?
There is a serious drywall work coming up.
Look out. It's live.
Brad, I feel like it's mute.
I feel like it's mute's gonna peak.
I have a strong tailing sensation in my penis.
I'm gonna flash close and fry him.
Watch this.
of
What?
What?
What?
Whatable, Thurman, if you win this, I will suck your penis dry.
Thurman, nice! As long as he's 18 plus.
plus
How did he win? How did he win?
He actually clutched!
That was a successful session of stage three solo queue games three wins two of them were
zero three comebacks that's what the freak I'm talking about man no no no that's what
the fuck I'm talking about Jack on some real shit nice guys all right now it is time
It is time to play a way out with stable roundail dingle
Guys, let's do this. Yo, why is Joe on seed? Is it a 4v4 broke me, bro?
Indeed
This is just Astros.
Oh my God.
Chad, what are they going up to?
Bandits, walls still stop thermite.
What the fuck?
Crazy.
Bro, it's so cute to hear noobs.
Well, he said it bandits walls still stop thermite.
It's just I love it.
So cute to hear a noob.
Like, isn't that just cute?
I want to watch Joe play one round.
How about so play one round
Okay
On the ground Joe drone drone Joe drone Joe, we don't know anything Joe like right there that door right there
Joe drone. We don't know anything
Joe drone Joe drone. Oh
Fuck never mind daddy do whatever you want with my ass
I didn't see that
He doesn't run at all. Oh, he's just letting it's not saying he doesn't draw it at all
This is why we drone Joseph Joseph this is why we drone
close right close right on that ping Joe you can literally wallbang Joe shoot the wing
I'm gonna probably move by now, but Coddy could have got a kill
Joe that's what you mean why is he spanking not healing why is Joe spanking not healing why is Joe spanking not healing
Why is Joe spanking not healing saw him?
I would make the breach walkable cross map cross map cross map oh god
God actually good plan they have no C4 so this plan actually makes sense out of the key knows that
The fact that I have no C4 makes that plan really good
Little bit of an overpeak from the kid
See that's a good call-off from Joe, but he's gonna get pre-aimed is the issue this thing
That's probably gonna get pre-aimed because they're just gonna like by law of like elimination
Wait, wait
Run
He won on time! He won on time! He won on time!
Wow!
That was a really good 1v3. I'm not gonna lie.
I promise I don't like this game.
What if he does that right now?
Dude, I chat. I'm telling you,
when I get back from sugar games,
when me and Joe get back from sugar games,
we have to do 2v2 every rank.
It'll be peak. Joe is actually not that bad.
Joe is actually not that bad.
Alright, chat, it's time.
I'm not gonna be late.
I just wanted to watch one round.
It's not every day I see the big bar on my game. It's not every day.
Alright, let me swap this. Swap this, swap this, or this.
Ow! Ow!
That mic dropped right on my fucking foot.
Alright, chat. It's time to play a way out.
It is time to play a way out. You have little me. Okay.
you
I
Show the meat to make you feel complete.
I show the meat
to make you feel complete.
Here we go, Chad. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
I'm calling. I'm calling Ron.
Oh my god, Joe Joe's in another round. Oh
Holy bomb out of holy holy recently
Round out they go
Hey, bro, um, let's get the elephant out of the room while we can right? I'm not gonna sit here
I'm not going to play video games with you until we address one thing and one thing only
You said that you were going to go to the diamond gym in july and you didn't
Yeah
Ron I've thought about this bro. I've thought about this long and hard pause
The diamond gym can go fuck itself
I'm not going to get punched in the stomach by some deranged lunatic who's 40 years old on steroids
like I'm just gonna play video games in the comfort of my own home. I'm not gonna,
I'm not gonna sign some waiver, sign my life away, and then get fucking punched in the gut by some
deranged lunatic on steroids. I'm good, bro. I'm gonna pass. You're a pussy? Call me a pussy
all you want, chat. I'm a pussy? Yeah, sure. I'm not signing my life away.
I'm live on stream right now with E.M.J.C. I just want to let you know that he's officially
bailing the Diamond Gym and I just want to have you just know on stream so people can
hear him.
He basically called y'all deranged men who punch people in stomachs that he's not going
to go to the Diamond Gym because he's not going to sign a waiver to freaks like you
guys.
And I just want to make sure that you just know that man just in case you ever see him.
Like the honest thing, one, Jinxie's scared too,
we don't really be hitting on people like that.
Yes they do, yes they do.
No, they literally punched Jason.
Ron, tell them why they punched Jason.
I hear people like you Ron, cause you was told it.
What?
Told it.
We'll come for it.
Jinxie, he said, Jinxie, he just said.
No, he's just scared of the work bro, that's all it is.
Everything else sounds to you, but he didn't.
He said you're scared Jinxie.
Yo, what type of gym?
Yeah, just laughing Jim makes people sign away their rights. I don't know what Jim like that
He's saying he said
He said what kind of Jim makes people sign waivers? I'm not going no
I asked him what type of Jim punches
He just said he's not gonna punch people unless you troll. I got punched Jason got punched because we troll bro
No, I've seen him punch other people that's
Go to the fucking gym, I'm not gonna hit
Three of my fights did get canceled
Because
That's what happened, bro. That's what happened
No, don't go back to those psychopaths run
I'm gonna be in New York next month
I'm gonna be there and if I don't be accountable and next time you see me I give you permission you can clip this
Your permission to punch my stomach
All right now
Can we address the 900 pound elephant in the room?
that is not yo I get it it's funny the diamond gym is not a proper workout you
don't get water there you go no no no you don't get water you're gonna let stumble
you're gonna let stumble Robert and Lacey out fucking work you at the gym just
want to be clear just want you to get that sense out of your mouth you're gonna
let stumble robber and lacy outwork you at the fucking gym sure man you know what sure
whatever you want to whatever you want me to say sure i will literally go with you if you
want to go stop being pussy hey you're gonna do it spoiler i did it i don't want to go i don't
want to go i don't want to go no who wants to go to that you let jessie outwork you at the diamond
Jim you let neon out work at the diamond gym you let stumble rubber lacy out work you at the fucking gym
Yo, come on bro. Me you can go keep you safe. I won't let you
What the fuck are you gonna do rod with all due respect? You're not gonna give me safe from that psycho
They got terrified to you. Oh, no. He's a hitter. He's a hitter. I've seen him
It's AJ and hottie.
No, he punches and yells.
No, give me a wave from that psycho, bro.
I'm not going there.
I don't just look you dead in the eyes
and he doesn't like jokes.
Like I want one.
I told him, I'm like, he's like, all right,
let's go to the hill.
And I was like, are you gonna run with us?
And he looked at me like,
I thought he was gonna like evaporate me.
Jynxy, stop being a pussy, bro.
Yeah, I guess I'm a pussy.
You know, all good, man.
All good.
Yo, Jynxy, I'm dead as serious.
If you go, I'll go with you, bro.
Yeah, I know.
Come on.
I don't wanna go.
I was gonna be in New Jersey.
My flight's got canceled.
Wala, all three of my flights got canceled.
Okay, so guess what?
Me, you, Lois, when we do our stream chain together,
next month, whatever time it is,
after, me and you go.
Cause we'll be in New Jersey.
Bro, we should do that chain together stream in Florida.
In Florida.
Cause Lois isn't gonna set it up.
We're going to rely on Loose to set it up.
Loose is going to fly.
I'm not bringing Loose to the Diamond Gym, bro.
I don't even think he'll go to the Gym Gym.
Like, you really think I'm going to get him to the Diamond
Gym?
Rob, are you ready, bro?
Like, are you ready to play this game?
Whatever.
Are you ready or not going to go?
If I'm, Jack, this is not bullshit.
If I'm ever in my life in New York or New Jersey,
I will go to the Diamond Gym.
I'm not gonna get on a plane to get punched in the stomach
by some deranged psycho.
I'm not doing that.
I don't care.
I don't give a flying for doodle cake, bro, to be honest,
man, I don't care.
I'm not gonna get on a plane to get assaulted.
I'm good, bro, I'm good.
You're actually such a fucking fart.
Like you're not even a fart, you're just diarrhea gas, bro.
Like you're like when you just fart in the hot sun
in the middle of like the summer and just diarrhea splits out of your butt.
Like dead serious.
Yo, are you ready to play this game?
This game's like legendary, by the way.
I've never played this game is a way out this much of a fucking
campfire story.
I heard that this is one of the greatest.
We said it to pick a duo game.
They all said to play a way out if I got spammed.
They said a way out and it takes two.
I ran a poll and they said it a way out.
This game's like supposed to be set up.
It's cause I take it takes two is a game you play with your girlfriend,
bro, or a girl that you like.
And then once you start playing the game,
like after 42 minutes of playing,
you just start like, you know,
having sex or something like that.
Hello?
I thought a way out, no, I thought it takes two was,
wait, what is that one?
You're like dolls or something?
Wait, JXC, I got good news.
I mean, maybe we can play that next.
What's that? I'm sorry.
What?
Sorry.
What?
What are you talking about?
So I didn't know you needed an EA account.
Yeah, I didn't know that either.
All right, hold on they it says that my account is in Japan right now. There's someone on my
Your EA account was last seen in Japan I have an EA account because
Hear me out your chat unironically who would bang me in here as long as rates are less
Wait, I just clicked the button a couple times
Do I do do I do green screen or no green screen? This is definitely a green screen game
This is a green screen game lock in rock lock in
Stop being a pussy and drop your nuts. Uh, no
Junior with the tier one sub worst decision of my life. I hate you
Why would you sell like actually if you genuinely hate me? Why the fuck would you sell? Oh
shit
Fixed Ron's cam. Yeah, just give it a second. Give it a second. He's setting up a shit
Yeah, yellow favorites, we run. Do you drink milk? I mean like straight up milk you drink straight up milk
Can I be honest with you, bro? Yeah, I didn't hit the jimmy
Oh
Really Ron no way
What do you want me to what reaction do I mean to give bro? I know you weren't in the gym
Jack I could run this
Why am I in the fortnight item shop?
It's just gonna be that gigantic low skin brother scuba diver. Oh my god. You can wait play local play local
Okay, this guy looks like Richie. I'm not even kidding
All right player to join ooh run. Do you let me add it?
He said what?
Let me know when you have your EA account info.
I'm on the game right now.
Tell me your EA account info, I'm gonna add you.
I'll tell you my EA account info when you say,
I'm a little sissy boy who doesn't want to go to the diamond gym
because I'm scared of the gym.
I'm a little sissy boy, I don't want to go to the diamond gym
because I'm scared of deranged lunatics.
No.
No.
Yep, no.
Yep, yep.
Yeah, I'm not gonna get on a plane
to get hit in the fucking stomach by a monkey.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, what dude what say it well play local fair line
My everyone wants a girl like from obsession where they just like stalk you attack you
But then they get too scary girl where they just want to fucking kill you
I don't like how this like propaganda that people don't like women that are like a touch me run
What's your yeah? What's your yeah? What doesn't wake me up in the middle of the night and calm in my foreskin?
Does she really love me?
If your girl doesn't what?
Climb into your foreskin are you serious? How do I how do I how do I add you?
Anyone even use EA anymore? No, open the fucking app. It doesn't fucking open this dog shit fucking app
Holy shit
Sports, EA Sports, NBA 2K, FIFA, Madden, NBA 2K,
it is a money hungry and money-grubbing fucking company.
All they do is release the same slop game every year,
force you to buy it because they shut off the servers
through the old game, so you're literally forced to buy it.
They change nothing, they never update anything,
and they just chill out shit,
and then we keep feeding them money every year.
So basically, in other words,
Twitch streamer like Jamesy where we give him subs and he doesn't provide us content
because he's a lazy sack of fat shit.
Alright.
Bro, it's one thing if like you stream, dude, you know those streamers who stream like once
a month and they just collect prime subs?
So that's you.
I stream every day!
Good wait, can I invite you?
What's your name?
My name is Homie Stable.
How do I add?
Is it Homie Stable or Homie Stable?
H-O-M-I-E-S-T-A-B-L-E-E
One aware yeah, where's One bro? Yeah, but One doesn't do it the collect product like One dude
I don't know I don't know bro. One just like who the fuck are these people in like friends list besides
He needs to come back bro
What is One doing? Why did he leave the internet?
He's just doing like he's just spending personal time with his mom, I think and like traveling a little bit about afar
But he broke he said hold on about a part. This is a big one. This is steamer. Yo, can you add me?
I'm getting friend requests from fucking random kids
please
Dude if um, what's it called?
No chat at the end of the I'm clicking EA. Nothing's happening. I'm already pissed your name am
Mxr, oh, you know how crazy it is that I have we have this many viewers and there's only three who added me
It's either view bots or no one you see and I'm the real jink see yo run um
Oh, no check that's the thing at the end of on a CS
Stream he said he's gonna take out that is a bitch. All right. He said he's gonna take a little race
Am I ready for streamer games?
Bro, are you ready for Supergames?
You're like a blob, bro.
Not bad.
Are you ready?
Bad, bad, bad.
Chad, who's ready for me to mug everyone on his team, bro?
That's serious.
They're going to make edits out of you, bro.
Understand?
No, he's had a small rejuicer.
Oh my god, it's been a month.
It's been a month.
You two, you're a glob.
Yo, high-fives.
Figure out how to work EA's dog shit software.
Yo, I added you! Where the fuck are you? Like, why isn't Bobby on the fucking cover of EA Sports FC 27? What does he do?
No, have eyes. That was it. Add new friends. That was it.
Ooh, I should play Sims 4 for a stream.
Oh dude, oh, that's the worst idea ever.
There you are. Homestable. I just added you.
Wait, why? You know, I used to, the first night, one of the first nights I ever did was Sims characters having sex.
And it was when I was like literally like 12 years old
I would basically pirate Sims 4 and I tried getting Sims 4 for literally a month free
Like for a month I was trying to get it for free
And then I ended up pirating the game and then like 13 hours into playing the game like I would have random like shit pop up
on my desktop downloading
How old were you? I was like 12 years old, but I used to make my Sims characters far
ball ball holy ball knowledge
Wait, dude, I feel like the first thing I gooned to was the GTA strip club to be honest, a.k.a. the shoe store.
Bro, did you ever put your controller vibration on your penis?
So back in the day, I would go do private match on Black Ops 2, and what I would do is I would take an LSAT with target finder,
put controller vibration on my Xbox 360 controller, and put the controller under my asshole, like right where my gooch is,
And I'll just spray the clip over and over
That is one of the most puzzling things I've ever heard in my life, bro
Ron, I think I invited you on this horrible client by the way
Hey, I'll change my game to a way out. I'm not gonna lie. This is a story mode
Do we go sub only what I'm trying to join?
No, I mean like at certain parts, maybe the mods will know
Wait send me another invite
Boom invited invited boom boom
Love your content Jinxie heart mode. Thanks, bro. Oh my god. It's time. Wait. Don't start again. Don't start again
But you're not in you're not in you're not in shut your fat ass up for one second
Run, I'm literally skinny fat brown like yo if you're gonna call me a fat ass call me skinny fat, please guys. I'm skinny fat
Why are they all spinning this this game whoo this game?
Wait Chad is this camera too big or is it good?
Oh my god we're in Chad!
I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee.
Chad I'm not doing coke, I'm not vaping, I'm gonna go pee.
Get a bag and then I'm locked for the next 7 hours.
Is it Chad? Do I play as controller for this game or no?
Yes? Holy shit, somehow Jinxy got me on a fucking story game. This might be the first
time I've played a story game since Resident Evil where I beat it off-stream. Who was there
for that? Oh fuck, do I get drunk doing this to play this? Like, oh my god. Why is it black?
Oh, my game crashed.
I know, didn't.
Holy shit, man.
How's the camera angle? Is this good, chat?
Also, look, gamer mode activated.
Cha-bang!
What's up with me if you were here for this?
JynxxRUN Story Game!
Let's get some Ws!
I'm not gonna lie.
Can me and Jynxxie win a dual award this year?
Hello?
We've been doing mad shit together
Low-key, bro
I feel like next the people want to see is a sex tape aware
here.
Shit kind of looks like Resident Evil food.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
No spoilers?
I feel like it's a sub-only type of day, spoilers.
All right, man, it takes two to tango.
Let's do this.
Yes!
Let's do this!
Yes!
Well, my first ever fucking story game in like a year.
I'm a little nervous.
How long does this game usually take to beat chat, Karius?
Six hours?
Nice.
6 to 7 unironically alright let's lock in hi jing see you ready kid I'm dead
ass going so lonely bro it's time like I really want this you want to lock in you
want to get immersed yes I want to get immersed that ass here is jing see it's
the first time I might get a person on post around after this I don't know
Haven't really thought about it. You haven't thought about it? That must be first for you.
I want to be here! There's a difference between overthinking things and being smart Leo.
Are you implying that I'm not smart?
Who works? Not mine.
Hey, I might not be smart in your book, but I do get shit done.
Can't argue with that.
Kinda looks like Buddha.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I don't want the big look at the difference. Okay, so move over so
Vincent, okay
So one of them is Vincent Morady prime fraud and bezel mint murder about a surf 14 years rational
Disciplined reserve after earning a college degree in financing and marrying his high school sweetheart Vincent settled on a job in banking
Oh, thank you. It's not a bad shout promises of easy money ended up shattering his whole life
What do you got drawn into the world of organized crime now Leo Caruso armed robbery assault?
Grand theft this guy's awesome serve six months out of eight years confidence
Confident short tempered Joker bro. I want to be mood up or Leo
Do you want to flip a coin? I can have Bernard flip a coin! Do you want Leo?
Bernard flip a coin! I want Leo! I want Leo too!
Okay, come on Bernard!
I go ahead! Heads for Leo!
Bernard! Flip a coin, heads or tails? Kitten?
Alright Nick, I've got you. Let's flip this coin and his heads.
Yes!
Bernard it means I'm gonna drown you in a lake, bro.
All right, let's go. I'm Vincent. Let's do this
So my guys kind of a oh my guys 43 your guys is 36
I'm about to serve 14 years. Oh my god
Well, there's actually gotta be cinema. I haven't played a story game in forever
Like you actually got me on a story game, but it's crazy me story games are literally generational. I'm not gonna lie
You gotta play right now
Yes, listen to everything they say to like if we're talking and then they start talking just listen to what they say
because we have to know the lore of the story.
He's right, he's right.
So, we're going to jail, I think?
Or we're going to like prison? Why aren't two of us on a-
Yeah.
Ah!
Oh shit, it looks like a prison for...
E.T.A.
Bro, this looks like one of those maximum security prisons.
Look at this.
This is like friggin' Alcatraz?
Oh here we go, department of collections.
Inmate transport.
There I am, Vincent.
Vincent.
Hey why did you get clothes and shit, like cool clothes?
Yeah I thought when you get transported you're in that orange jumper.
He's right who remembers that one fan-off gaming video in GTA where they went to the prison
Then he jumped out of the bus because they had no seatbelts on classic
Yo, okay, this looks like a maximum security prison Mike got a prison. Yeah, it's like a real prison. Oh
Brother
Game number creature
this is me this is you yes sir no problem my nose is fucking huge
oh it's good screen
should I be on the right side of the screen wait real quick before we start playing should
I be on the right side of the screen move your ass yeah move your camera to the right
probably what can we swap this is nobody I could swap it but this is gonna be
weird to adjust here I'm gonna move my camera I should go smaller cam this
hand it's gonna be weird to adjust to you bro I'm sorry to ruin immersion chat
Sorry, sorry, Elmer. Yeah, at minus one minus one
Whoa, hey, this guy looks like oh my god
That guy looks nothing didn't walk away
Oh my god, man. This place is bad. It's really, really bad.
I'm not... I can't survive in here. I don't belong in here, man.
You'll be fine.
No, what do you know? What do you know? What do you know?
What is it you know about this place?
It's bad news, man. Bad fucking news.
Really? You serious?
Worst mistake of my life getting my ass chucked in here.
What's your worst mistake?
What's your worst mistake, guy?
And Jake C's talking about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll always alternate them.
Shit, dude. That fight out there...
It was blue. I could hear bones crack.
Prison life, man.
I guess you're right, but we'll fight in here every damn day.
It's way too crazy in this joint.
Yo, my nose from the side is actually ginormous.
Wait, Ging. Oh, wait.
Ging, see, this is one of those games where if you choose a decision, it changes the storyline.
Ooh!
Sleepy fight. I'm afraid you'll have to get used to it.
Man, I can't get used to that. I can't even fight if I learn fast, then oh boy. I'm a dead man
Bro, this reminds me of um Shoshank Redemption a lot. It reminds me of Cherry Hill
Hey, what's up with you having the best day of my life man, what I'm telling you best date ever
I'm trying to get rid of all my shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. What's happening? Am I taking out my wiener right now? Am I taking out my wiener?
wiener wait i didn't about a oh no oh my god i'm naked
okay i didn't show it to you it doesn't show it to you
oh shit bro my god recoil look at the jiggle physics
Look at the jiggle physics.
This is kinda hot, Loki.
That's what they do.
What is this enough?
Take all the time you need.
I gotta wait.
Oh, right, Jaxie.
Bro, my booty's out.
Did he show tip?
Did you not see the tip?
It shows tip, you swear?
My camp's covering us.
I just saw it.
Say Wallahi, you saw his tip.
Say Wallahi.
Wait, why is your screen bigger?
Hold on, let's cut scene.
That's actually really good that they made the game like this.
Oh, God.
Bro, my guy's not packing any heat.
I didn't even see his tip from the side.
Oh, you can just tell this guy's a chud, by how he's walking.
You can tell this guy's something like that.
My name is Williams, and this is my prison.
Any questions?
Yeah.
When are we allowed visitors in here?
Any other questions?
That's not you.
Good luck wasn't me.
Welcome to your new home.
Back in three-fire.
We're done here.
You alright, man?
Move out!
You wanna have a little day?
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
I'm cheeked up. I'm cheeked up.
Dude, are you gonna be my cellmate?
No, can I drop the soap in this person?
Hold on.
No, are you okay?
You two, break it up.
Now.
How do you sense these scars?
Fuck you and him.
How much co-
No, I'm not gonna hold on.
I gotta make it like tiny chat, I mean Jesus Christ.
Not your fault, keep going buttcheeks.
Yo, stop calling me buttcheeks man, you guys stripped me.
What?
Let's go, can you show?
Good dress.
It doesn't allow a vision prison, I thought people would be fucking each other.
Well, that's probably in the next scene.
Stop with your meditation, man.
What the hell is that?
It'll set you free.
Yeah, this guy's a nut job.
Close up, 49!
The only thing that will set you free is walking out the front door.
Took you long enough.
Didn't feel you, my man.
You better stop taking those drugs.
Yep, yep. This guy's not drugs, for sure. See you later, man.
We gotta go check out the other inmates.
So I think, Jixi, sometimes they'll tell you to chill while you wait, I think.
Hey, Leo.
So, looks like you got yourself a new neighbor.
A new neighbor?
Who, coffee?
Oh, that's a ton of paper.
I don't know, man. Some white guy.
Thanks for the update.
Yeah, no problem.
Let's go!
Inside!
Hey, relax!
I said do it!
Go!
Hey, take it easy, man!
Let's go!
Close up cell 48.
Don't touch him!
So now I'm in a cell, got it.
Don't touch my man like that!
Wait, okay, so we're in separate cells.
I don't know man. It's over there. It's all I know.
God, holy nose. That... oh my god, that's an absolute honker. That's a honker.
For sure, if I was in prison with this nose, they would ride my fucking face like a dildo. No bullshit.
Wait Ron, we should meet up. We should meet up.
We should meet up.
We should meet up.
We should meet up.
We should meet up.
We should meet up.
We should meet up.
like a dildo. No bullshit. Wait Ron, we should meet up. We should meet up.
Hey! Look above you! Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm gonna head up there. Wait, let me get my work
in. I'm not okay. I'm so depressed. I can't sleep. You're lucky. I wish I couldn't sleep.
What?
Think about it.
Half the time someone gets killed, it's in their sleep.
Yeah.
I guess that's true.
So, first day at school?
First day at this school.
I've been to other schools.
I bet you have.
Take a look around.
If you see any ladies, let me know.
Wow, all right.
Yo, bro, I think it's just dudes out here.
It's a sausage fest.
I hope you know the second I see you.
Hey, that's my way to live you any kind of guy
Surmise me a real life rocket in the spending where these guys
What do you want new fish?
What's going on here? What's going on here? It's none of your business now get out of here. What the hell?
Are you looking for trouble?
No, but I'll let you know when I am.
I kind of think I am looking for trouble, though, man. I think I am.
Ron, I can't get to you because these chuds are blocking me.
Ron, I'm going for a peeler! I'm going for a peeler! I'm going for a peeler!
Chow, how am I supposed to get to Ron if these chud muffins are blocking the door?
in the door.
I mean, as this guy done.
10, but his record's 19.
That's it?
It's way tougher than it looks, man.
Why don't you go and get some more asses?
It's better.
You guys seem upset.
Of course we are.
They took the damn ball again.
Who did?
The pain in the ass guards.
Who else?
Not that guy.
Well, I'm sure there are other ways to waste your time.
Oh yeah? Like what?
I don't know. Read a book from the library or something.
Ha ha ha. That's funny man.
This new fish is fun.
Yeah he is.
Get the hell out of here with your books and shit.
Bahra!
Bro, go to the basketball court! What are you doing?
Go to the basketball court!
I'm gonna get some street cred if I can do 20. That's what I gotta do.
Bro, you're not gonna get street cred, bro. Get over here!
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Street cred?
I just told me I'm gonna get some credibility. Hold on!
13!
Yo, why is Ron's camera the size of an ant? High-vives?
15!
Ron, go to the basketball court!
16!
Hold on, four more!
You're not actually working out! I don't care, give me a minus one.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh my god.
Hold on, I actually gotta do this. I'm fingering my controller.
I mean, I'm losing my muscles.
Run! Go to the basketball court for prizes!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I told you, didn't even break a sweat. Good luck.
Seriously?
What the hell?
Now nobody can do 20.
They pull 20?
Damn it!
Come on!
Come to the basketball court, bro.
What the hell are these guys up to?
Excuse me fellas?
These guys wouldn't let me through.
Let me go! Let me go!
There you are. It's time to play.
What the fuck do you want?
It's not about what I want. It's about what Harvey wants.
That piece of shit better be happening on the outside.
He might be on the outside, but this shit pays me good, huh?
In fact, it's really good to kill you.
I don't really like you.
So it's a win-win situation for me.
Yeah.
I'm coming, I'm coming, Ron, I'm coming, Ron!
Help! Help me!
He's getting that new thing!
Hey, what's that?
What are you doing?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Kill him!
Help! Help!
This guy definitely has a momma stick.
This guy's huge!
Oh
I SHAKED YOU!
You wanna touch my man?
Get the fuck over here, you bitch!
Watch out! This is the head-oncho!
This guy's the head-oncho!
Oh, shit!
That was a city job!
I'm stuck!
Right in the nuts! Right in the nuts!
THAT GUY SCARES ME!
Stay the hell away from me, okay?
What?
What? I saved your life, you ungrateful lard?
Yeah, really? You don't gotta call me that.
I saved his life? What? Back away!
Oh my god, my favorite part of the day!
Bro, you're such a blob, bro.
Your favorite part of the day, Spoon.
Here you go.
Come on, I know God out there.
That shit look like resident evil food.
Next.
Classic.
Oh, dude.
Dude, can I sit next to you?
Oh, there he is.
No, bro.
I don't sit next to chugs.
All right.
Dude, my guy actually mugs.
Bro, let's sit together, bro, please.
What about the way, guys?
I'm trying to get food.
How about you two lovebirds have a chat somewhere else?
I want to eat.
Rags.
Hey, is someone talking?
No.
I don't hear anyone.
Yo, do I got a suit you to?
Neither.
Dude, this food does not look appetizing, bro.
I'm going to be honest, this food looks horrible.
My god.
Is this what jail's like?
That's not a food fight, or do I take this slow approach?
Start a food fight, start a food fight, food fight!
Guys, don't fuck with me when I'm hungry, OK?
We got a tough guy over here.
Sure it looks like it.
All right.
So what are you gonna do about it, Ringo?
Oh, Ringo!
Hey, man, all right, shit, man.
Relax, okay?
Go!
Fuck it.
You got the way, mijo.
Get, sit over here, that's it.
Is that it?
Yeah.
What do you think this is?
A goddamn restaurant.
Hey, you!
Oh, no, no, no!
Come on, come on, come on!
Don't leave all my fuckin' food, bitch!
Hey, come on, come on, come on!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Get off my man!
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
Food fight, food fight, food fight!
Oh, shit!
I wanted to eat you, big bitch!
I wanna fucking eat you!
I wanna fucking eat you!
I wanna fucking eat you!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ron, yes or no?
Yes or no?
Ron, yes or no?
Yes.
Take this.
Oh, no, yes or no?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'll kill you.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Ron, help me.
Yes or no?
Let the car go out.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Ron, help.
Ron, please.
Yes, I will fucking die.
Help me, Ron.
I'll fucking die.
I'll cut you.
I
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
What the fuck does he do?
Take this!
He's trapped the cop!
Put him in the hole!
Put him in the hole!
He's trapped the cop!
Evil Bradley Martin.
Dude, that crazy Russian, he just stand.
Shit.
Hello there, ma'am.
I hate those things.
Don't you have worse things to worry about in here?
Yeah, I got a prostate exam on you at Joe.
Run.
It's been alright.
Just lay down and rest for a while.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks.
As long as you keep coming with that nurse outfit.
Round whenever your character moans moan to maximize immersion synchronize your
modes frigging screwdriver hey hey wake your ass up oh Leo what's up Leo
Vincent.
Oh.
Listen, thanks.
Don't mention it.
Bro.
I mean it, man.
What's your beef with that guy anyway?
Uh, let's just say it's a long story.
But don't worry about him.
He's not in a picture now.
Ron, you banged his grandma?
Do you do your favor?
Like what?
There's something I need.
What's that?
What's that?
Nothing, man.
It's something.
I just need you to watch my back while I get it, that's all.
hey sorry not interested no fucking I'll do it myself wait wait wait what you
can't just walk out of here of course I can't both end up in the hole well I
don't have a choice all right all right I'll help you just don't get caught we're
breaking out we're breaking out
Kitten, we're breaking out!
Okay, I'll distract the nurse. Just watch out for her.
Trust me, I love you, bro.
We've gotta get that tool. I'm gonna distract the nurse. I'm gonna distract the nurse.
Alright, I'm gonna get up.
Nurse, my penis hurts!
What's wrong with- What's wrong with- What's wrong with-
Distract her with some sexy shit!
Nurse, there's a party in my pants right now!
I don't know.
Flanker Flanker Flanker
I got a sore throat
Thanks
Nurse could you maybe oh?
Nurse, could you pleasure my- Okay, no.
Just go get the freaking tool, bro!
I hope I'm not bothering you.
Of course not. It's my job.
I'm distracting her. Get the tool.
I gotta go in there and distract her!
Oh, I broke a glass! Oh, nurse!
Nurse, I broke a glass! Help!
How did you end up working in a prison?
Ron get the fucking door please.
He doesn't need to do something about that guard.
I gotta get up?
I'm knocking, knocking.
Crab is distracted. Go, go, go, go now, go now, go now.
Look what you made me do.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Keep talking to him, talk to him, talk to him, talk to him.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
This thing is never gonna come out.
you see it so aware that should be all do you guys do everything massages keep
talking I'm really hungry really hungry you give me some more food please no no
just served
run wait
say something
that was a tiny pool sir
come on
that poor kid didn't feed a hummingbird
I thought that was a snow
go to your bed go to your bed go to your bed
sorry that's all you get
yes nice run
great work kid
great work kid
Who's this?
Oh no. Oh no, jeez. Oh no.
Wait, there's the... What is that? It looks like one of those, like...
Hey, what are you up to?
Let's move.
He put it in the window sill. That's smart.
Okay, remember this spot, bro. Remember this spot.
Yeah, he put it in the window sill.
That's gonna be one of our escape tools, I think.
Nice!
Here it is.
It's called a file?
Not to spoil anything, but you guys are in prison.
Oh, you're writing a note?
God, look at that nose.
So, what's your plan?
Excuse me?
I know what you're up to.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We got no shit. We have a digging device, bro.
Come on, now.
What?
Well, it's actually sad, bro.
Look, I appreciate what you did back there,
back there, but you need to back off.
Yes.
Hey, what?
I'm sure you have good reasons to bust out of here,
but I need to get out of here, too.
Yeah?
Not my problem.
Just offering my help here.
Hey, you know what?
I don't need your help.
I can handle myself.
Bro, he's so close to home.
Yeah, like you did in the infirmary back there.
You trying to be funny?
No, I'm not.
Listen, I'm pretty much in on this.
Just trying to make you understand that you could really
I really use my help.
Like I said, I can handle myself.
What about Harvey then?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, no, that fucker.
Fuck you, no, by Harvey. Who you been talking to?
The walls are thin in here.
Am I supposed to believe that?
Let's just say that you and me have something in common.
We both want him dead.
That nose is crazy, man.
I
Know it's messing up my immersion a little bit. You know no shit about me man
Maybe not
But Harvey kills someone very close to me
With or without you I'm going after
But I'm pretty damn sure our chances would be a lot better if we work together and you know that
Well, no, we gotta split up
No
God, he's got to shave those sideburns, dude. Jesus.
You look like the walking dead guy, or the, not the, the breaking bad guy.
Who?
One dude.
Heisenberg?
Low key.
I disagree.
Bro, those sideburns are insane.
No.
Oh my god, I'm right next to you. I'm the cell right next to you.
That was time, bro.
Yeah.
It's my plan and I decide what goes down you got that aura sure aura whatever you say
I mean it man. You fucked this up. I'll kill you myself aura again. I get it
So what's your plan ready bro?
You know yes, yes, I'm ready. Come on. I'll tell you the plan soon
Bro this does remind me of Cha Cha redemption for realsies
Oh shit, it's time
Switch to Franklin, I despise you.
Bro, this reminds me of Shawshank, bro.
What the fuck?
Elio.
You didn't really have an escape plan, did you?
What are you talking about?
What the fuck is that?
Of course I did.
It's like a jump cut.
I got you out, didn't I?
What do you mean you got me out?
We got out together.
Yeah, yeah, sure. But if it wasn't for me, you'd still be in there. Don't forget I saved your ass.
It's right.
I don't know about that saving my ass part, but I'll give you this. It didn't help out.
A little bit.
Vincent, a little bit.
Right.
This is in the future, Ron.
And now it's gonna flash back.
He's spoiled.
Hey guys, got room for one more at the lunch table?
Got a minute.
You're at bed, guys.
Sup, Leo?
I need to get up on that roof. Can you make it happen?
It's gonna cost you.
You know I'm good for it. Just get me up there.
Listen, buddy, you get me up there.
I dropped the soap extra times for you.
You heard?
Oh. Oh, God.
This guy get up on the roof.
Why the roof though?
Just because of his tool?
Hey, Fred. What's up?
Oh, good. What do you want?
We got a couple of workers here.
Need to change the scenery.
Ah, sorry. We're full.
I'm sure we can figure something out, right?
I guess we could use a few extra hands around here.
El Corruption!
El Corruption!
Alright, let's figure this out.
things around here. Well, it depends on what you want.
What do you know about the guards?
What do you mean?
Wait, I just realized, do they make it so you're a audio plowder
that I like conversation and my audience like mine?
You're a funny guy.
Thanks.
Excuse me?
That's pretty cool.
I'm Vincent.
Well, Vincent, let me put it to you like this.
You better get used to this shit, you know?
Because there's no way out. At least not a lot of it.
El Douda!
I'll show you!
It looks like you need more fire.
Hey, man. It looks like you missed a spot.
Yeah, that's right. Seems like I have.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I haven't seen you.
First time working up here.
Yeah, not sure I like it. I hope it's my last.
Yeah, it's my first. And by God, I hope it's the last.
Trust me. I've tried every chance you have.
This is my father, the best part of the view and the smell.
Really?
Really.
I need a distraction.
I just need to distract that guard.
That won't be up there in no time.
Yeah?
Jason, I'm going to get this guy to distract us.
I'm not going to do that.
Because I ain't doing it.
Oh, sure.
Don't worry about it.
I'll take care of it.
Who the fuck could help us distract Jakes?
Think.
Think.
Wait, run, run, run.
We've run around hold on what I'm doing something
Just looking around go back to work
Oh, James. You're gonna sell it. You're gonna fucking sell it chill you
Wait, wait, okay. That's what we gotta do around we gotta get to this thing go back to work, but how are we gonna distract him?
I'm, uh...
Hold on, let me talk to Seattle Park.
Looks like hard work.
We gotta get on that.
Nah, he's not so bad.
What are you talking about?
It's hot as hell up here, and the tar makes it hard to breathe.
Yeah, but it's nice to be outside.
Besides...
Excuse me.
I need you to keister the broom up your ass.
How long have you been working up here?
Keister the broom up my ass?
Why?
Run, what is a prison pocket?
What is that?
Bro, I think we're supposed to just, like...
just look go back to work okay bitch this is interesting because we have to
get to that fucking box as I know it's top left
where backseat game and let us figure this out oh come here I got a bucket
come here come here and a new frame was the finest young man I ever met I was
I'm almost having to get to work, bro.
Come on.
This makes me want to re-watch Shelfshank Redemption.
I'm not even kidding.
Have you seen Shelfshank Redemption, Ron?
Or are you an uncultured swine?
Who did it?
Good.
My broom is busted.
Well, don't just stand there.
Get a new one.
Should I keister that one up my ass, Ron?
Shut up!
I'm out of track and keep doing that keep just keep stroking it
Wait, maybe you could oh
Hey, my bro's broken
Let's stay here perfect now we go on the box on the box
No
I'm hopping up on your dick. Don't face fuck me. Oh, sorry. I'm up. Grab my hand. Grab my hand.
You, what are you doing? What's the problem? I got you a new broom. Come here.
Coming. Come on, I'm going. Get back to work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it.
Got it? Vomit, vomit, vomit. My god. Time to head back. Coming back, coming back, coming back.
don't mind me I'm just sleeping don't mind me
what a nice play man
that was sweet
ah shit
guards this way
leave this track
I gotta go I gotta go
distract the guard distract the guard
I got this
hey man I got a question
real quick
why the fuck are we brooming this
it's hot as hell up here
like it's hot bro
like bro I'm trying to go eat lunch
oh
They didn't let me eat lunch! I swear!
I don't know where I used to go.
What?
You know, some nice cold beer.
I can't distract him much longer!
He's dead by faster.
Hurry!
Yeah. That's true.
Go across the bridge!
I think this is a restaurant.
You're back to work.
Hey, one more thing. Can I ask one more question?
She's talking to him. She's talking to him.
How did you make your mouth smell like your ass?
Haha!
Yo, question here.
What the fuck do you even do?
Like, get us serious.
Ron, keep talking to him. You're doing good.
Now that you're at it, suck this dick!
Nice, Ron.
Also, by the way, one of the prison officers has a madder daddy.
What's the madder daddy?
I'm not that much, I'm a-
He's gonna find a way back, eh?
No!
Bob, back, back, you're good, you're good, you're good.
I'm back.
I'm gonna go back to sleep.
He's locked.
Will you open something, Leo?
Shh, shh, can you help me out?
Give me a minute.
I'll break open the lock for you.
Open this, open this.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Get out.
Open, open.
Nice run
Take a take a take take take take yep, don't make it obvious nice
Easy easy easy easy bro, I legitimately thought part of the mission was to keister up room up my ass when you said to do that
Nice run great moves out there kid
Right moves by you bro
there he is there's Fred there's Fred he's our drop-off he's gonna put in a
book classic I know this yeah I know this sure will
why is that paper so they did this in Shawshank redemption hello Merson you
gotta act like you're in the game here we go here we go grab it should we start
Chiseling
I'm gonna skate myself
He's coming he's coming
Run you got a hurry go now
I
Do you have a book
It's not gonna happen
One more time
Go go go run go back to it
There's a lot jinxed a lot you're good. It's not what no you're I'm drowning. I'm drowning both objectives
We're completely clear right now. There's no other thing about it. Yeah, you're good
Right now, you're all good
It's looking really good right now
I'm drowning still drowning. Oh, no god. We got company we got company
Wait, don't cancel until I say
I'm in the ground. I got you now in mates. Oh no, motherfucker. Oh wait, let's try again.
Don't do it yet. Don't do it yet. Don't do it yet. Honestly, go ahead. I'm going to
talk to this guy yeah man I don't know I'm just on grand looking for the best
pieces excuse me officer is fucking so you want to make it out man that's a nice
I'm trying to cancel it. It's hard
No, tell me earlier, tell me too late. Tell me earlier
Um
What did you say nothing you sure yeah, not go back to bed
I'm canceling I'm getting so I'm taking a piss. I'm jerking off. I'm jerking off. I'm jerking off. I'm jerking off
So I'm beating my penis
Yes, sir. There's gonna take a leave. No, I'm beating off. Yep. Okay
I'm jerking off to a hentai hentai
Hey, that's a quick question. What are you doing up this late? I'm basically
Taking a bit sir, sir, I'm busy now. Am I good?
That's what she said bro, come on
I
Need you to really be on the lookout here. I'm kicking it kicking it. You're good. Oh, it's a lot of tapping. Oh, brother
Oh brother, it's a lot of tapping
You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good, but actually good. Yeah, you're good
It's a lot of tapping my car. Okay, jixie. Um, maybe in a second slowdown not yet not yet not yet not yet
Not yet not yet not yet stop stop stop stop stop stop
Great comes
Wait, what?
I think my game glitched. No, I think my game glitched.
Hey, why did that just...
Jinxie, you looked at him with the tool in your fucking hand, you dork.
Oh my god, hey there, officer. Honestly, I don't got a question for you tonight. Get the fuck out of my face.
Should I go now? Or wait? Wait?
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, I'm spamming.
Fuck, now I got it.
I know this, yeah, I know this.
Here we go, here we go.
Tell me what, tell me what, talk to me.
I'm funagling it I'm funagling it you got some time you got some time you got some time
take it off right now put it back quickly take it a piss take it a piss take it a piss
take it a piss just take it a piss sir take it a piss so you seen we've seen that one
shit where it's like, I got the machine gun up when I fuck up.
Do I start? Do I start? No, no, no, no, no.
Stop busting the balls, man. I'm not doing anything.
Shut the fuck up, bitch. Keep walking.
Wait, hold on. Oh, God.
Wait a second here.
And now, I'll look at it. No, no, no, no, no.
Hold on. I'll tour the IQ. Just wait.
He's gonna come look at you.
Wait for it. I'm not distracting you.
He's gonna come look at you.
Wait for it.
Wait for it. I'm away.
Wait for it, wait for it. Now, now, now. Now, now, now.
Oh, no.
Oh God, this is so much tapping my god.
Uh, JX?
Should I cancel? Cancel?
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Hey, sir, how's it going? How you doing, sir?
Just shit like a villain, shit like a villain.
Now, now, now, now, now.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let him go by first.
go to bed and make oh actually um fuck yourself leave me alone now now no no this
oh my god oh my god they're really on watch right now
okay new set no no new set new set when that your guy talks to me i'm you're gonna go instant uh
you're gonna go when he walks past you then i'm gonna distract and while i distract you're gonna go
I'm not tired.
I'm not tired.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You got about 10 seconds.
Go.
Ah, come on.
Tap.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, sir, how you doing?
No strategy, no strategy.
When he's on me, start for like five seconds.
I'm going to abuse this guy.
Ready?
now go go go
hey question
no i got a question
what's the problem
just leave me alone
stop stop stop
run run
go go go go go go go go go go go go
you're the same as i am
run
you're still alive
distract him
what
distract him
distract him
alright alright
i'm not gonna lie sir
what do i want to tell you
let me think here
how much is it
that's good
what do you want me to do about it
stop stop stop stop
not on my problem
go to sleep
Right I'm scared right I'm scared. I'm nervy
I'm pissing I'm pissing I'm pissing
Now now now right right
Oh god, oh my god, if I click that button I'm dead. Oh brother. I
Just get so nervy
Why?
He's not in service!
We're going to scare him!
We're going to scare him!
I'm not against it!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Hi, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Elio.
Yeah.
I'm done.
Alright.
Let's wait until the lights go out.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
God that was close.
Easiest part of the game, tap!
That was so high skill.
It's time to break out of here. It's time to break out of here.
I'm finagling, I'm finagling, I'm finagling.
Damn, this is so dumb, man.
Damn, son, where'd you find this?
Let's go, come on, quickly, get your ass up.
Come on, let's go, we don't got all day.
Quickly, come on.
I'm moving as fast as I can.
Chat GTA 5, as you know, you know.
I'm moving as fast as I can
Right if you want a job tap let you tap us there
It's locked. It's locked. Oh brother. Hold on. This looks promising
Come over here. Help me
Got you got you got you got you got you
I feel like I could fit that up my ass bro.
Sorry.
Break our cage?
You want me to break our cage?
Nope.
Nope.
My only option is to put it down.
Show me the breaker cage
No, no my only option is to put it down
Can you help me with this door?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stay there, John.
Stay there.
Hurry up, Ron.
Come on.
My album's giving out.
Oh, no.
Um, hold on.
Let's just look at these wires a little quick and that should do it.
Alright, shut down.
Come on through.
Nice work, kid.
Nice work, kid.
Come here.
Grab this fucking door.
Need some help with the door.
Boom!
Ah!
SWEET!
Only easy.
It's a long way down.
We already beat the...
HEEEH!
We're gonna need something to get down there.
Yeah, we do.
Alright, here's what you're gonna do.
Take off your pants, we're gonna use that as an umbrella to get down.
I know you wanna see my weed around, just say it.
Oh shit, what's this?
Check this out. What are you thinking?
I'm thinking sheets.
God, look at that hunker!
Let me hear it.
Okay, we need to find a way into this room.
Once we do that, we can get the sheets in here.
Sounds easy enough.
Problem is, they don't allow inmates in there.
Oh god, but where?
You think we can sleep in somehow?
Yeah, but we're going to need to get a hold of a laundry cart.
Once we have the cart, one of us has to hide in it.
The what?
The cargo is acted and then bring it to the back window.
What do you mean they're going to inspect it?
Don't worry about it, they don't look too high.
As long as we're covered in some sheets, we should be fine.
Okay?
Hey, which one of us is supposed to hide?
When I was a kid I was a hide and seek champion. It's up to you.
Gain access to the back room run.
Here's your pick up these towels, real quick.
Here's your smile on. Thank you, sir.
Oh, don't get stuck in that.
Just put this in, real quick.
First time I've seen someone smile in here.
Yeah, it's because I'll be a free man this week.
Hey! Nice.
It is.
What business?
Landing in the business.
You got any family on the outside?
Nope.
I'm just going to get drunk and hit after strip clubs.
But I'm guessing you can't do that for the rest of your life.
Why not?
There are plenty of strip clubs out there.
Alright then. Have fun.
I will!
It's nothing personal, you know?
We gotta get access to this back room, Ron.
Hey, officer, hello!
I'm ironing sheets.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you don't have to get old whiny about it.
Does this look like fun to you?
Would you like to do this all day?
At least those sheets are clean.
Imagine the dirty ones.
Yeah.
Those are the worst, man.
This place is filled with dirty swans.
You got to see another people person.
No.
Hey.
Hey, man.
I'm concentrating here.
What do you want?
Alright, I won't bother you then.
Well, that ship is sail.
What do you want?
I'm gonna take this.
Yeah, yeah.
Where the fuck are the cards, dick?
You see, I'm gonna go get a card, alright?
I think it's gonna be back here, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna go find a card.
If I was the cart, where would I be?
Hey.
Hey.
I need a laundry cart.
Oh, can I have your number, please?
Please.
What do you need that for?
Well, it's rules and regulations. Nothing I can do about it.
Six-seven.
It's the cart, man.
I need your name and number.
Here's my name.
Name's Ron.
Stable Ron.
You sure I'm not on the list?
What's your name again?
Leo.
Stable.
Uh...
Who closed it?
It's not here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You idiot!
Well, let's get the cart.
We gotta hurry. We gotta hurry. We gotta hurry.
I mean, okay. Alright.
Don't get out now.
Don't make loud noises, alright?
Remember, stay here and court!
And no sudden moves.
Shut the hell up!
Oh, shh!
It can get suspicious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put a sheet on me!
Shhh!
From the sheets, you dumbass!
Put a sheet on me!
I
Put a sheet on me
Yeah, grab that sheet right there.
Do you have CT?
Grab it.
Put it on by penis.
Put it on by penis, slosh.
Shut up, bitch.
Nice.
Perfect.
Maybe more.
Maybe low key.
I don't know, man.
Yeah, man.
I don't know, guys.
Every inmate here is...
Hey!
What is this, the fucking...
What is this?
Holy shit, man.
It's a lot of shit.
Oh my God.
Give me a second, y'all.
Oh my God.
It's a lot of shit. Oh my god, give me a second y'all. Oh my god.
Okay, we're all safe. Good luck, y'all.
Please put one more just for safety, eh?
Run, I- I-
It's on, it's on, it's on, it's on.
Okay, I'm only gonna do it before he checks. I'm gonna do it before he checks.
Just pull up to the guy, pull up to the guy.
Man, bro.
Honestly, the worst part about prison, y'all, is the fact that we have to do our whole laundry,
do our own laundry like what the fuck why can't they do our own laundry am i right fellas
ah anyway officers hey i might have just come right oh hi hi hi hi hi okay see what we have here
all right looks good lazy motherfucker ha ha lazy idiot oh make sure uh you check under all those
sheets there might be a president out there jk bro i'm just kidding i'm just busting your balls
All right, so I'm gonna go you ready to go
What are you doing get the hell back to work now you get back to work just kidding there's gonna be actually my machine
Yes, sir, but there's a problem with that washing machine. Oh, yeah, what's the problem? I don't know. It's broken. It doesn't work. Yeah
Stop lying
Ronnie should have said there's a fight. Hold up.
I need a break, I need a break. Look here I'm going to start a fight with someone, okay?
What's up? What? It's him. I didn't do anything. Why the fuck you do that?
I guess I need to leave you in here.
Hey, Jackass. Hey, Jackass.
He just punched me in the head.
What the fuck do you think you are, man?
I'm going to show you the fucking business, alright?
You want to fuck you up? I'm going to fuck you up right now.
Officer there's a fight!
Officer there's a fight!
There's a fucking fight!
Guys, chill out y'all!
Stop!
You gotta get to me kitten!
Get out of the way!
Come on now!
Get off each other!
I mean you gotta get to me, you gotta get to me!
Hey, what are you up to?
Damn washing machines keep breaking down all the time.
Take it easy, it's just a machine.
I can't.
It's my job to fix them and they just keep breaking down.
You listen to me.
No, it's not.
You're gonna help me, man.
Hey, I'm gonna shove you in the water.
Well, how do I let him in, though?
I don't know.
Let him in, open the door for him?
Ron, come here, come here.
Ron, come here.
Ron, come here, come here, come here.
Go to the door, go to the door, go to the door, go to the door, go to the door.
Hey, officer.
Go to the door, go to the door, go to the door.
Take up your house.
Get in, get in, get in, get in.
Come, come, come.
Go watch out for this job
I already stole some sheets
For
I can't do it man, I can't fucking do it!
Come on!
I just died for this!
Just jump on my tip!
Jump on my tip!
Evison, give me some sheets.
All right, do it.
There's two.
I got more, I got more.
One more, one more, come on, give me one more.
Do you need three or four?
How many do you need?
one more one more one more for the road. I cheated in my name because you have to come back.
You use come racks brown? I used to use a sock until my sock got to step back for 14 pounds.
This is looking really good right now. This is looking really really good.
All right, let's do it. Will this hold your weight at 400 pounds? Let's hope so.
Yes, this is gonna hold my frickin weight, bro. I'm not fast
Not really. Let's hope you go first. Let me know how it goes
Well, what do you mean? I bet it's cheap
I wrote you never know. Oh shit
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Guard
Guard guard guard guard guard guard. Okay
And as a vent under us we could vent but then they'll know that we're sus
Class again. Let's just check it out. Yeah
Oh bro, come on
Whether you get down there really it's pitch black we need a light
Why do we need all this shit, man?
You okay just jump down there. Oh
brother
Shit done here. God. He's so impulsive free
I'll get a light a tunnel system. There's a rat here
Damn, this water's dirty.
Ewww!
Ron, Jitty, Colin. I'm coming. I'm coming. I have the light.
Can I get some light over here? I can't see.
I'm coming. Come on. Relax.
I can't see. I can't see.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I can't see. I can't see.
How about now? How about now?
Hello? I can't see. Help me. I cannot see.
Ron, look. I'm right here. I'm right here.
I'm a bit to the left.
Hello? I cannot see.
not see
a dark area smart
give me the water
find an opening
god damn it
you gotta provide me light stuff
there's rats in here
I don't give a fuck up those rats!
I don't give a rat's ass!
I mean, I can't see this, I need help.
If isn't, I need some light over here as well.
I'm coming.
Get it coming.
I'm on my way.
You're going the opposite way.
No, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Where are you, bro?
Help!
Try now, try now.
Oh, walk over here!
There's a fucking railing here!
Hey, put a sock in it, bro. No, there isn't oh there isn't
Wait, so I'm supposed to be like long range slapping this that's so
You find another one
I'm familiar with this. Give me a second.
Come here. Give me that. Vincent, give me it.
Hand me the flashlight. Fucking... I'm asking you this shit.
Fucking useless men.
What do we got here?
How am I supposed to get to you, Ron?
Come on, bro. Hold on. Let me go.
Oh, God. Why am I an idiot?
Oh, God.
Ron, how'd you get out of here? What the freak?
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
I mean bro, I need you to open this door.
Open this.
Ron, unlock it, aft hat!
I'm right here.
Hey, dick!
I need a key!
One second!
It's locked.
Bro, that's not gonna work!
Dammit!
aaaaaaaah!
aaaaaaah!
aaaaaaaah!
Bro, that's not gonna work!
aaaaaaaah!
That's not gonna work!
aaaaaah!
One more time!
aaaaaah!
Fuck, he's right.
What? Shit.
This should work.
Bro, you gotta have CT.
You walked past the door!
You walked past the door!
What are you doing?
Now hit it!
Now!
It's locked!
Together, ready?
Join!
Together!
Turn!
Let's just hope there aren't no rats down here.
Probably is.
Yeah, like I said, let's hope there aren't.
We aren't scared of rats, are we?
Shine the light on me.
I'm not scared, it's just that, you know, whatever.
Yo, Rob's the light! Shine the light on me!
We're in a fucking maze.
Stuck in a maze.
Every day's okay, but it's not really okay.
Shit! Oh, quick!
Go, go, go! God! Up there!
He's above us!
R-r-r-right here
Here, buddy
Go get it, get it, get it
Come on, run! Come on, come on, come on
I'm scared, bro. You sure you want to do this?
Yeah, yeah, come on
This way
Oh fuck. It's too high man.
And nothing to climb on either.
But the guard's playing vert.
Here. Give me your arm.
Oh, good fool. Guess I've got an idea.
Turn your back against mine.
Whoa!
Wait!
Are you kidding me?
Oh hell no.
This is smarter!
This is smarter!
Oh hell no.
No this is smarter Ron!
Relax.
see one we do this as a kid all the time you're not oh my god I ready easy now
it'll be much quicker together same time are you a tornado gotta even it out
go away I'm gonna slow down jimmy okay I'm lying here with the yellow you fucking
idiot that's what I'm doing and that's to be safe with me don't go too far ahead
Wait wait I go you go you go I go I go I go I go I go at the same time
Three two three one
Three two one now
Three two one now
Three two one now
Three two one now
Three two one now
Three two one now
Three two one now
Oh no! I messed up! Hold on! 3, 2, 1, now!
3, 2, 1, now!
3, 2, 1, now!
3, 2, 3!
Nice, guys!
Oh, nice!
Good! Good! W!
3, 1, run!
What the-
Lock in, you fat bitch!
We're not out yet!
Chad, it wasn't us!
I wasn't me out at the fights!
Chad, I don't know what Chad!
Are you fucking serious?
Well, we gotta go back down?
Oh God. Oh God.
There's only one place you can get that the workshop.
Oh God, it hurts.
Damn it.
Gitch.
We gotta go back down?
It's the same way down, right?
Yeah.
No childhood tricks up your sleeve?
Pretty not.
You don't know anything?
Shit.
I could put something in my ass, but I don't know how that would help in this scenario.
Alright, bro. Yeah, that's not gonna fucking help us, man.
I've only ever fit Cheetos up there.
Dude, we're looking good, dude, like.
Since you have taste buds in your asshole, technically,
do you taste hot Cheetos?
Wait, you have taste buds in your asshole?
So I heard soap beer chugging is like you put beer chugs in your butt.
Chas, there are taste buds in your ass.
Pull on your balls, excuse me.
No, no. Smuggle the wrench to yourself.
So satisfying.
I thought we already had a right to-
Top five satisfying moments.
Should I make it unsatisfying? Should I come here?
So, uh, first day on the machine?
First month. It feels like the first day.
Maybe you should ask for another job in here.
Are you crazy? If I ask for another job now, they'll throw me back in the laundry room.
Laundry isn't that bad.
Cleaning other people's shit? Are you serious?
That's a nice tool you got there.
This one?
That's a shit one.
You're gonna be looking for you, all right?
Nice ones always go missing.
It's my ring.
Sorry.
Ron, you got it.
This guy.
Ron, come here.
Ron, come here.
You got it.
This guy.
Come here.
Ron, come here.
You know anything about that, right?
Yeah.
He's a pain in the ass.
Get over here, Ron.
I got it.
I got it.
You got it.
This guy.
Distract him.
Talk to him.
Talk to him.
Hey, what's going on with you, man?
Nice, Ron.
What do you want?
Nice, Ron.
Nice.
What do you want?
um turn down that attitude tell them to turn down the attitude I want you to
turn down the clock and what attitude I don't have an attitude and that's
there what is the other man with the red man I'm just trying to do my right
I don't know run now we got a smuggler smuggler drill bastard nice nice
These cool tools I was in prison with all these tools. I would just kill myself now. How am I supposed to get this to myself?
Smuggle it, bro
Are you like a actual fucking idiot like are you dead ass?
Oh my god
time. Run distract this cop. Oh no the beepers beepers. There we go. I don't think
I've ever used a lathe before.
I don't even want to look back.
Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle.
I'm good, man. I'm good.
Got a mask.
Jixi? Jixi, jixi, jixi.
I'm gonna turn off the metal detector, okay?
Nice knock you go through. They're so smart.
That's actually a turn off the metal detector.
Nice run. Hey, man, what's up? How's it going?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We made it!
Wait, wait!
Is he no?
Hey, uh, hey there.
Come on, come on, come on, we gotta go back to our tunnel system.
Give up, how do you whistle?
Can you teach me how to whistle?
Basically...
That's gonna be a problem.
Oh my God, wait.
A wrench not getting through this...
Fuck, fuck, we gotta go to the floor, we gotta go to the floor, we gotta go to the floor.
Run do you just blow on it how do you whistle like that?
Looks like they're something behind that bin.
Oh shit.
This could be a fool.
No way your fat ass is going to fit in this.
Vincent pass me the wrench through here.
Yep, yep, here you go.
Come on, pass it through.
Move your fat lips!
Move!
Move!
MOVE!
Oh, wait, it won't...
How do you crouch, Ron?
I'm just gonna pick up and press X and remove my immersion.
Wait!
He's passing the wrench through here.
It has to be the wrench through here.
Oh, wrap around. I think I'll do a wrap around.
Shout it out, Jim Lady.
I think I'll do a wrap around.
Wait, wait, Nerno!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Wait.
Now I have to...
Better keep my fingers away.
TZ, why are you working healthy?
What are you doing?
Bro, I'm trying to not give away our position like think brah sad and I give away what we're doing think
Ron is it not this high voltage thing
This looks promising. Ron, come here. We never went here. Come here.
That's right. Nice, it's in here, Ron. This is the spot. Ron, this is the spot, man.
Ron, it's right here.
Jixie, Jixie, Jixie, you go through. You go through through the other side and I'll hide over here.
Like, you see how the- And then you wrap around over here.
Oh, I need to go outside.
But, Wola, I don't know how to get out there. How do I get out there?
Ron, how am I supposed to get outside?
Dude, over here! You fucking idiot!
Oh, right here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Go through, J.C., go through, J.C., go through.
Come here, J.C., go through.
You're going back where you just came from.
You're actually retarded.
We're never gonna beat this. Hey, actually, yeah, I'm not kidding. You see come up the stairs
What you talking about Willis?
And go through the door go through the door. Hey, hey, hey guys
Hello, sir. Thank you, sir
Oh sir, you got a big dick sir. All right now come here right over there. Come on. Come on
Now meet me meet me meet me meet me meet me
It's on Dale you have to get over here
Hey, I love what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand
There's a problem. What is it? Let me show you come on. Let me show you it's over here
go go go go jaxie oh what's going on go where oh my god i can't i can't hold
this pocket chat the whole game i'm not going to lie i can't i can't hold
this i'm kind of a drug deal going on downstairs i got it i got it it's not
through it's not through all right step aside let's go
He's sneaking.
Hey, dude, what's up?
I made it.
Rod, I made it.
Yo, big dick, can I get myself?
Check out!
Up against the bars, inmate.
Oh, no.
Did you hear me?
I said, up against the bars.
I'm about to- oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Take a seat.
Take a seat.
Um.
I think I key started in my ass.
Or I put it in the toilet.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hide it, hide it.
Hide it.
Nice!
Easy, easy.
Hey, hey, you wanna shake me down?
Shake me down, that bitch.
Shake me down, do it.
I don't care.
Go ahead, just don't check behind the toilet.
Grump him!
BROKE HIM!
Alright, arms up!
WHAT?!
You're good, it doesn't matter, see?
Back up against the bars.
Sir, this is quick.
Nice one!
Good job!
Thank you, bro, thank you.
There we go!
I'm not trying to say fondle, is that bad?
You're fine.
Hey baby, you good?
You got a girl!
YOU GOTTA GO!
Why didn't I get one?
Linda!
Tom!
I mean we both thought we could trust Harvey this guy wants to take him down as much as I do
What?
Why I
Don't know yet, but I'll find out
Okay
So, how's Alex?
Linda loves you father
Shit, I miss him Linda
I
Think when I get out of here, maybe we'll take over the world. It's fine. He still thinks you're in Italy helping your uncle
Linda you're not listening remember that and he's trouble from Harvey
Don't worry about that. You won't find us and you're sure
Yeah, I got us a new place. We should be safe for now
What son of a bitch?
Baby, baby, listen, we'll get through this. We just have to stay
Hey, why are you still waiting? Nobody's coming for you.
Oh, she's just brotherless.
I'll wait some more.
No more visitors are coming in today.
You want to make a phone call?
Or you want to go back to yourself?
Dude, come on!
I'd like to make a phone call, sir.
Let's go.
That's my...she's pregnant!
Yeah?
Carol, I knocked her up!
Because I'm at home expecting our baby.
Please, we've talked about this.
No, you've talked about this.
I didn't have a say at all. You're in prison.
I'm gonna be out soon.
Listen to yourself, Vincent. This isn't who you are.
Is this how you want your future child to remember you?
No, but I need to take care of the Harvey situation.
It always makes me sad, bro.
Carol, you know that he killed Gary.
He was my family, my own brother.
I know you miss him, but you can't bring him back.
I'm not afraid of death, Carol.
What the...
Man, fuck all that.
What type of wife are you?
You don't even come to jail to see me?
Oh, it's Bonnie.
I'm sure it is.
I'm sure it is, bro.
Your brain is a coaster.
I should call you like prison food for prison
This shit looked like breasted me both
Yeah, but whether there's stone coming I did it
We'll leave tonight
Do this shit tonight
Tonight we leave at dawn tonight's the night and
And it's going to keep happening.
Genet again.
Oh, it's an immersion. Plus 1000 immersion. Shhh.
We're all in KOV chat. You're in prison at night time.
I got four walls to myself.
Shhh.
Sitting inside of here ain't got no bed.
Shut up.
There's no me for a fail. They don't wanna see me getting it out.
You got the wrench?
Yeah, just go for it, okay?
Are you kidding me? It's not.
You think I'll do this climb again?
Let's hope we don't have to.
Don't drop the sofa!
It ain't happening.
Oh, trot, okay, listen.
I'm gonna hand this over!
Oh, God.
I'm gonna hand you this over!
Oh, brother!
Do not fuck up, okay?
I'm gonna unscrew mine first, though, okay?
Hold on.
Oh, brother!
Hold on.
Ron, you gotta remember, my brain doesn't work like normal people.
Listen listen listen listen listen take it
But one was out of here come on one more we beat the game stop see it
My god, it's not over until the fat lady sings read to me. She's gonna say trust me
I hope so
This looks promising should I use this to bolt up use the bolt up. Yeah, probably here
wait for you kidding
tell me stay with me stay with me I'm gonna drop down right
we're gonna go we're gonna go
wait wait yeah for now go for now go for now go for now go
Oh, this is awkward.
Oh, shit.
Come on, come on.
Vamo, vamo.
It's two of those cocks, man.
What do we do?
What do we do?
They have no peripheral visions?
They're gonna hear it, though.
I bet they're gonna hear it.
Come on, this is how you like Siege!
Three, four, shh, shh, shh.
Now!
Just a couple more.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Stop.
Ready?
Oh, shit.
I know, I know.
Just like Siege.
Now, now!
Are you praying to-
Stop!
Run.
Why do you go twice?
Stop going twice.
Stop!
He hears you when you go-
Shhh!
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna!
Shhh!
You're so loud, bro!
Go, go, go, go!
Even so, yeah.
See that tower?
Yeah.
That's where we're heading.
Alright.
Hey!
Watch out!
Shit!
Oh shit, alright!
Okay, what's your plan, JD?
Talk to me.
We need to dodge this idiot here, in front of us.
I'm gonna take him down, I'm gonna take him down!
Come on, come on, come on! I'm gonna take him down!
I'm gonna take him down, I'm gonna take him down!
Go, go, go!
Got him!
Come on, come on!
Faster, faster, faster! There's a guy there, there's a guy there.
Over there.
Through the warden's office.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where is he?
Straight ahead, straight ahead.
It's gonna be straight ahead.
It's gonna be straight up, they still have the wardens on us.
Alright, are you there?
Wait, oh god, where is that?
Oh no, oh no!
That's not it?
Maybe we can finagle, finagle!
Oh, Jigs.
Is it?
Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Nope, that's not it.
I can hear you. Yes. So why aren't you fucking listening?
Lay out your arms, then.
Up the ladder, up the ladder, up the ladder.
This guy's a prick. We're never...
Yeah, 24 hours in bed.
Okay, before we go, can I order do dash?
No, you fat greasy bastard!
Break this. One day he break a cage and he get this.
That's not really necessary.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quickly, quickly though.
And then one day, he break-a-cakes, and he get this.
Look, whoa.
Let's see the Pacific Ocean.
What the fuck are you doing?
That sounds nice.
The fuck are you doing?
I want to visit these places once we get out of here.
What's this?
I'm not a pay phone.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Run, run, run.
I got this, I got this.
It's for me.
Hold on.
Hello?
So much there.
Be careful.
Ron, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
See that Carson show last night?
Hey, Carson, how you good?
Great.
Who was on it?
Who?
Who were the guests?
I can't remember, it must be a note.
We go down to the lake or do we go into the hall and take some tickets?
You think?
I would go down. You always go down. You always go down.
It says, what's downstairs? Area A is downstairs.
Well, we gotta get out of here, so I think we gotta get to the basement. No.
Watch out, there's two of them.
I GC, we're gonna do a double take down here, okay?
What the hell are we talking about?
Carson.
Ready?
I already told you.
Three.
I'm gonna go right.
You go left.
Wait, wait for me.
I'm right, I'm right, I'm right.
No, right, left, left, left.
No, you gotta listen, bro.
You're just doing shit.
There's the tower.
Watch out for the light.
Do not let the light see you.
At the crossroads.
Don't turn left.
Do not let the lights see you. At the crossroads! Don't turn left!
This is your shit. Why do you need to get out of this city?
Come on, come on, come on! Stay out of my head! Stay out of my head buddy!
Shit!
Stay out of my head!
you're just like you're actually so brain-netting it's like it's like it
hurts to be in a call with you it's like stay on my hand stay on my hand
shit shit avoid the service we have to search life
God what do we go Ken shit sorry kids actually make me
King, the light, this light owns the season!
You're not even trying!
Bro, but the light sees everything, bro!
You're ruining my every bit of immersion! I'm not even kidding!
Wait!
There's a clown on you that needs the lights!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
No!
Alright, he's in!
Ron, I'm gonna need you to pick up your vibe a little bit.
I
Haven't even died once
Come come come don't go now
I don't appreciate the hostility right now.
I don't appreciate it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, hurry, hurry, you're way to
too long, you're way too long.
Shit.
You need to get out of this room.
Yo, you, you literally, I say go, go, go, and your brain works like a fucking burger.
Like, are you fucking slow?
It's cuz you're the first guy, ass wipe, I need to just hesitate.
You need to get out of this search light.
the first guy's not gonna get caught
I'm gonna wait I'm gonna wait I'm gonna wait I'm gonna wait you tell me to go
we I can't we can't go at the same time because you body block me now no no
no no no no no no not now literally now literally now I each other comes down
I'm gonna hook the wall okay hold on I'm way behind you I got stuck fucking my
I got a guy doing.
Oh, jakey.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Am I going to go for the ladder, Jinx?
You could, it's all about where the timing, the timing of the light.
We're under, we're under, we're good.
Now we got to choke this guy out.
Shhh! Shhh! You're being too loud!
Shut your fists in his ass, Ron! Shut your fists in his ass!
Hey, buddy! You gotta suck it!
Yeah, I'm free!
I got one!
Why were you being a pussy? You should've just hit him!
I did it. I just let the animation again.
Wait, maybe? I don't know if he's supposed to hit him.
Nice run! Nice!
I don't think that's a cutscene.
We can use that wire. We just need something to slide down.
You take off your phone. I need your phone. We have to get into this building and find something
Got it
Take one take one take one get your own get your own oh
God we got a delight
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go on three. I'm gonna let you go first because I'm gonna use you as a test on me one
One, two, three!
Hey, it's pretty hot.
Nice! Nice!
Get back.
You fucker!
What?
Shit! Help!
What happened to you?
I got you, man!
I don't have...
Oh, no
Get out of the way.
Get out!
No!
Is that you?
No, stop!
I got no intention to stop.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Run away, run away.
Jump as high as I can!
Hold us, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
That's shit!
We made it! We beat the game!
It's over! Oh my god, Ron, we did it!
Seven hours, my ass!
Does he know?
Hey, I've been meaning to ask you something.
What's that?
Back in the prison, when we climbed that shaft,
You know the back-to-back thing?
Yeah. What about it?
Ron, we-
Did you really do that when you were a kid?
We beat the game, Ron!
Shhh!
What?
I saw it in a comic book once, when I was a kid.
Tell-
No.
I'm just glad it worked.
Oh my god.
I can't fucking believe you talked me into it.
Me neither.
I
Understand we got out we got out
Tony Tony God
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
Stay right out of my head.
Jump up on my body.
Jump up, jump on my body.
Should we just go back?
No, no, we're in too deep now.
Run, the cat's out of the bag.
Now we gotta wake up and smell the coffee.
Go, go, go on.
Goddamn, have you been eating?
Oh, shit. Cops everywhere.
Yeah
You think you choked the last time I think they'll see us in the bushes that one better than expected
Okay, we got to go push the bush chase. We got to go push the bush. You ready?
Now
I can choke him.
From where'd you go?
Gotta stay in these bushes.
Just keep going push the bush.
Don't make a sound. Don't fight. Don't do nothing.
Oh good now we can hop up against the next bush.
let's go go go go go go
go go go go go go go go
oh no wrong way
skype's cte
We gotta go down, we gotta go down, Ron, we gotta go down.
Wait for this guy to turn then follow me.
Wait for this guy to turn then follow me.
I'm going for it, I'm going.
Big time players, big time players.
that kid it wasn't synchronized as I
You went too fast you it wasn't synchronized I go right you go left
Three
Run listen three
Three okay three I go left I go left you go right three
Three
Two one now nice kid
Bomber bomb a lot of a how many cops I
Follow me follow me follow daddy. I got this
Johnson
Stop
Come now
We made it there's no way we made it
I heard my feet.
Stay out of my head.
Stay right in my head, Ron.
Wait for me.
Early in the morning.
What a cursed bridge.
No shit.
Sherlock.
What?
You could have said no shit, Sherlock.
No shit, Sherlock.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Come on.
Oh, I don't know.
Can you?
Come, come, come.
We gotta go.
Whoa, where are we supposed to?
It's you.
Come on.
Come on, anything between me and out here.
Catch me soon.
We all stay.
Okay, stay behind them, ready?
You go to the right guy, go back, go back.
Wait, wait, okay, okay, wait, wait.
Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet,
three, two, one, now!
Nice one!
Nice!
Nice!
Come on, come on, nice.
Up, break a left, up, break a left.
Talk to me, daddy.
There's the bridge.
Okay, I'll try to get past this.
Okay, can I ask you something?
Yes.
Look at me.
Are you afraid of dying?
Yes.
Because I don't want to do this.
I can't.
Come on! I'm just afraid of dying!
It's one of the human hands! Get on my hip!
Get on my hip!
Ron, get on my wheel now!
I can't do it! I can't!
Ron, come on!
Come on, come on!
I can't hold it down on my wife!
I'm just gonna have a kid with her
and everything I can't do!
Yeah, we're dead. Yeah, we're getting caught here. Yep. Oh my God.
How many God damn it. Hey, let's go that way. We should be able to sneak out of the bridge.
We can flanaggle, Ron! We can flanaggle!
Oh, shoot!
I'll just keep bridge incident alert.
Pfft!
I sure we take that guy out.
Take his car, cross the bridge.
Ron, are you crazy?
JC, I'm like, I'm crazy.
Oh, hey!
Oh, we try to kill this guy, take his car!
Listen to me!
Oh, my God!
This is gonna determine our whole day!
Listen to me!
At the crossroads, don't turn left!
We're going under the bridge!
No, I-
No!
No!
Ron, if we get in that car, we're not making it five feet, bro.
Look at how many cops there are. We have to go right.
I say we take the car out and we drive through everything.
You know what? Big time players make big time plays. Let's do it!
Big time players make big time plays, Ron!
I'm gonna kill them if you drive. Three, two, one!
No, get in the car.
Throw him on the floor. Throw him on the floor.
Get in the car. Get in the car.
It's making me go the other way. It's making me go the other way.
Tell me if this is gonna work. Just jump in the back of your ear.
I'm driving.
Oh no.
Oh, you're gonna act as a cop? That's smart!
You're gonna act as a cop?
Don't hit him. Don't hit him.
Move, move, move already.
You're not even wearing yellow. This is so obvious.
Stay cool.
Just stay on course.
You got it.
All the things!
Oh
I think I got a hernia
You can't snap on us!
Oh shit!
I think I see a clip up there!
Hurry up!
I hate you!
I hate you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Come on!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Come on, Leo!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Jump right over here!
Jump right over here!
Oh
We beat the game
We made it out!
Where are we at?
Did I shave? I shaved!
No, it's too much risk. The price must condone.
That's not gonna happen.
But listen, Harvey's not gonna happen.
Harvey, I need to talk to you.
Wait.
No, it's Harvey!
Got it?
It's important.
This is the child!
Oh God!
Oh God!
Look, take the deal, or stop wasting my time.
Alright?
Yeah.
Bro, this is Harvey, the child muffin himself!
Were you busted out of prison?
What?
I just got the call.
How do they know?
Was he supposed to be dead?
A guy fucked up, got himself killed by the guards.
Good for nothing, piece of shit.
Sorry, boss.
Look, Sean, you need to find him, okay?
Yeah, but I'm not sure the men we have right now...
Not my problem.
You just need to find him.
You got it?
I don't give a fuck how, just make it happen.
I wanna beat the brakes off this guy, I'm not even kidding.
So you decided?
Yes.
Prize down, or no deal?
Okay, no deal.
Oh!
What the?!
THIS GUY'S EVIL!
THIS GUY'S EVIL!
THIS GUY'S EVIL IS FUCK!
So Ron, we broke out and now we're coming for Harvey's tight ass.
No, God.
Wow, this is a geek.
Hey man, you made it far, we can't...
Man, I'm getting too old for this.
Damn. I'm hungry. Me too.
Hey hungry, I'm Ron.
I even missed that shitty food we got back in the joint.
I wouldn't say I missed it, but I definitely eat it.
Yep.
Anyway, let's head on.
Hey man, how's your wife?
She should find something on the way.
She's pregnant and hates me, I don't know.
Well, I'll let you know if I find...
Burger joint somebody take burger you do that wait till you're older man. It's cheat on her
Dude better than me man at least hey at least you have a child on the way my girl doesn't let me have sex with her
Brom surprise. I thought the game was gonna end when we broke out
Yeah, I can't even have fun doing it like a little fucking illusion type of shit
This guy just keeps talking about the beating the game, bro. Fuck this role-playing shit. I'm done. Have a tired it
I'm retired a bill. I'm retired a chat. Hey, help help me out of here
That's a big piece of wood
That's a big piece of wood. I'll show you a big piece of wood
Wait, wait, Leo. There's a camp down there
Yeah, but it looks empty. Yeah, someone's been here
Let's check it out. Maybe there's something neat there.
Alright.
Something about nature is very calming.
Right, bro. Catch a fish.
You liked it. Yeah.
I show speed with a web.
He's sleeping in a nine by five room with bars though. What do you got that right?
Let's see his deal. Why whiskey? Hey, man, what do you call fish with no eyes animals bugs?
No civilization. No toilet paper fresh air. No one gotta like the fire run fire. Ain't all bad. Maybe not
Still no toilets. Well, that's the Charwood
I'm gonna need some more wood for the fire on this is so peaked bro
Like the whole world's looking for us and we're in the woods. This is so peak
I'm lighting my spear
Wait, I'm gonna spear a fish Ron, I'm gonna spear a fish
This should be enough for it
Oh shit, don't put the lighter in the fire.
Give me a fish or no.
Bro, it's hard to get him.
Got him that bad.
Good aim!
Good aim!
Good aim!
Crafting mine real quick.
Just a little bit.
Maya, don't watch.
Ron, you gotta get a fish, bro.
Oh my god, this guy's a fucking swimmer, man.
I'm grilling my fish!
Dude, I speared him right in the wiener section, it looks like.
It looks like I got him right in the wiener!
Dude, Ron, look at this view, bro!
Oh my god!
I'm hungry man, let's eat this fish, head.
I never caught a fish before.
I need that, I never had a dad growing up with fish.
That taste of like shit man.
Well you know it is what it is.
Yeah?
Am I fucking feeling it?
What about yours?
Fuck, I need a foot massage.
So you're a tough guy, huh?
Well, it's not like we have much of a choice here.
I'm not a big seafood guy, to be fair.
By the way, what are you in for?
Something I didn't do.
Crap!
So you're innocent, huh?
Well, aren't we all?
I'm innocent too, you know.
Yeah.
They called me out of Supermarket.
Sure you are.
My problem. You got any?
Yeah.
A wife.
I hope.
You?
Me too.
And a kid.
Alex.
Fucking miss him, man.
Damn.
Yeah, I hear ya.
You miss your son?
That piece of shit hardly's gonna get what he deserves.
Let me tell you that.
So?
Let's go after him.
together. Look, Vincent, I need to know what your story with Harvey is. Okay? Alright.
I was a regular guy with a boring bank job. One day my brother brings in a new client,
Harvey. Let me guess. Money laundering?
Yeah. Money was easy. But Harvey just kept coming in with more and more cash. And I couldn't
handle it. It was too risky. So I told him I wanted out. He killed my brother. As a warning.
What?
After that I lost it. I planned on killing him. But the son of a bitch pin it all on
me wait what I was convicted for the murder of my own brother oh my god what
wow that's fucking rough man yeah Harvey killed my brother that frames me so
what's your story with Harvey fuck me over that's for sure
well there's a real storyline now hold on and we're gonna wait you hear that oh shit
oh my god bro closing in we gotta move
oh my fucking feet just suck it up don't worry about it i got it okay
sometimes in the life i'm too competitive
Bro like...
So wait did your guy say what he did?
compliment talking about me you're welcome cuz I'm a banker what you're
actually the first guy who worked in a bag to without a gun in my hand would
you look at that you're making progress Leo there's actually a house here there's
a house over there let's check it out
It's got a beautiful Loki.
This is a nice house.
Listen.
Shit looks like a house from the way out.
Isn't that what?
Oh my god.
we made the TV.
Want the nudes?
Oh, we're gonna kill this clam mom.
No we don't!
What the heck?
She's a gun!
Oh my god it's Darlene and Jacob's snail.
If you know you know.
Don't you worry honey.
Those two fools come around here.
They'll give a taste of old Betsy.
Oh brother!
I say we take them out.
Oh god!
You crazy?
Oh god!
We can't do that.
I don't mean it like that man.
I mean we tied them up or something.
We really need to change that.
We're gonna take them out.
We're gonna take them out.
We're gonna take them out.
We're gonna take them out.
We need to change clothes. We can't walk around like this.
I don't like it. It's better to get them out of the house.
Bro, it's starting to take up a snail, Ron.
See that barn? Do you know?
Listen, bro, let's just get on the horse and make...
Release the horses.
Release the horses. How's that going to...
Trust me.
I just predict a future...
We're forced to go get them back.
I don't know, man.
Let out the horses.
Okay, should we subdue them or release the horses?
Bro, you're stable, Ronaldo. We have to go to the stable.
Come on!
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
Sure, wherever, man.
Let's try it.
OK, come on.
Let's release this thing.
We'll take off the helmet.
Chris, come on.
Chris.
Over here.
When the door opens, though, you've got to do for the door
opens.
How do you know they got horses in there?
How'd that help?
It's a horse bar, Leo.
What else should they have?
Still, you sound so sure.
I mean, it could also be empty.
You hear that?
Hey, do you think you can see in front of me?
do all right all right yeah right here no no look up there no opening then we
can find some way to reach it right here right here oh nice I can grab this
ladder and then put it on the bar
I think, right?
I would assume...
Where would you put it?
Maybe just...
Right here, right here, this open window.
Yeah!
Good coms.
I'm gonna finagle it, I'm gonna finagle it.
See anything that was easy. No, we're out of the horses
Vincent this this might be able to scare the horses. Oh, we're gonna Vincent first we'll leech the horses then we push the species shit down
I'm gonna release it
Okay, I'm gonna release the horse
There are the horses. I'm not sure about this, but let's release them.
One, two to go. Let's free them all.
Hold on. How many are left? Just two?
I don't know. Just open them all up.
I think he's just two.
I'm letting them out. I'm letting them out.
Come on, get moving.
Maybe stroke them?
Like, pet his hair?
Run, ready? Get ready, get ready.
Three.
Get ready.
Two.
Eight.
One.
Now!
It's hard to scare the horses.
Wait, Ron, you gotta come up here, you gotta come up here.
What about this?
Nah.
It's a two-man job. Come on!
JC, so you know there's a, there's a sledgehammer.
I wonder if I can scare a horse like this.
Should I kill the horse?
No, you psycho, just get to me!
How long did none... why did you...
Don't you want to be free?
Run.
Ron, just get up here!
Come on, come on, come on, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
They're free!
I
Have the horses are escaping honey, oh
Course I did come on let's go
Oh, yeah, we've got the gun we've got the gun chase you got the gun
See it's a shotgun let me
Hope these horses okay, you gotta kill the grill ball though when you get it
Well, let's say how do they see real quick change clothes get to the truck
Lacey, what the f...
Hey Lacey!
Man, rolling around in mud all day must be pretty nice.
Hi Lacey!
Run! Don't pat Lacey!
Smells like shit.
Can't believe this thing turns into delicious bacon.
Alright, we gotta get in the house.
Get into the house, drink, drink, drink.
Crap, there's a crack, there's a crack.
We don't got much time. No, I'm asked they're not here
Change clothes get that a truck
You're good I could tell you were a proud prodigy on the skin flu
You could light a fire if you put some of this wood in there.
Bro, I got a chain's closed, see that?
RUN!
GET OFF THE PIANO!
One put on half.
Never really been that bad man.
I gotta put it on.
I gave up.
Come upstairs.
It's better than expected.
MOVED!
MOVED!
MOVED!
MOVED!
It's a nice heart, bro.
No one will recognize you.
Mom mom mom mom
That's a nice hat, bro. I will recognize you
Yeah, still got the looks. I look good as shit man fuck
This must be one of the new fancy models
Hey Vincent, let's change clothes. No, come on. Let's go. Bro. We got to change clothes man. I'm changing don't come in there
Hey Ron, where'd you find that?
Don't come in, I'm changing.
Oh shit.
Yeah, this will rock.
It will rock.
It will rock.
It will rock.
It will rock.
It will rock.
It will rock.
Oh my god.
I'm going in there.
Come on, walk.
Come on, walk.
I'm about to change.
I'm going to show them this bedroom.
Come on, walk.
I'm about to change.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Handsome handsome
Wait, I think we can have sex on here
Brown stop fennagling with it get to the truck
Terminator get to the job
Arnold Schwartz
The big Schwartz chat you can't say pardon if I didn't even pronounce it like stop
Ron I think you
Hey, that's my truck!
Should I kill the pig or no? That wouldn't solve anything.
Go straight, then go left, through that gate.
Then go fuck yourself. Damn it, you prefired it. How'd you know?
Because I'm stable in order, bro. Of course I know.
Does he know?
Bro, I haven't even seen-
Ron, I see the truck. No, I don't. Bye-bye.
Get on the choppa!
Listen, come over here and help me out.
I found it, bro. Use my boine.
Fucker, they're talking me. Don't get him straight.
I'm gonna churn his head in there every day.
I get the mud in his trap away.
Bro, look handsome, bro.
Oh my god, it's a piece of junk.
Wow.
Try that bad.
What do you mean it's not that bad?
I'm grateful.
Get on the choppa.
Hey, it's even missing wheel. Yeah, I'm sure there's a spare around here somewhere. I
Don't know man. It's not like we have a choice sure be starting on foot
Let's fix it up, and we'll be out of here. No time. I want to hug my wife, man
Hey
Let's look around and see what we can find. All right, so right here. It's got a twin turbo V6
We're gonna need to change it for sure. Yeah, we're gonna have to just change this bad boy up
This one's missing a spark later made her
Ron find a tire I found the lug wrench
Got it by the tire I found the lug wrench
Okay, got it if I was a tire where would I be probably up here? There's a tire on the other side of the bar shit the calls
Was this
Oh
Run pick up my log branch run mother come back up
Where's the freaking tires
What is the thing
myself no no no you just pulled it away for me bring it up
oh that is sick right I didn't know that that's actually smart this is
painfully slow nice all right your wrench back do you need me to guide you
back across kitten no I'm gonna jump down
You have to rock a piss can I rock a piss run?
Dude, L immersion, no you can't pee.
Okay, BRP.
Ow!
This guy actually hates immersion.
I bet we can use this to lift the car.
I
Don't do everything myself there
Oh, I need junk out got it
I
Know what the problem with it ain't got no gas in it. That's good memes it means
Okay, now we just need to screw in the studs all right, I need my number one stud to screw in the studs
So come on, come on.
I need my number one stud.
Oh, man.
This game makes me feel happy, bro.
I feel good right now.
How fat ass are you here?
Looks like the battery is out of juice.
No, we need juice.
We need juice.
It's around here, bro.
I just pissed off a pound, hold me free.
Yo, come on, come here.
I need you to work, come on, work.
Come on, Ro.
I just pissed off a pound wrong oh my god
Oh you got the chud gun
Okay done now when he's something to lift up the pick up
I got I got I got it. I got it. I'm gonna lift it ready. We're gonna take it out. It's stuck
Guess we need to lift up the car with step rolls
I'm gonna let go of it is it ready
Stop now. I'm kidding. It's a good start
They're pushing me
or no
Hi
Holy muscle!
What?
I'm telling grandma it's gonna be back!
Oh my, you fucking idiot!
I don't let go, did you let go?
Whatever, let's go get it.
How are you so dumb, bro?
Dude, Ron, maybe we can take a doordash break soon?
Hey man, I'm all ears.
I'm gonna assume that there's no gas.
I know it's wrong with it.
It ain't got no gas in it.
A gas canister.
I bet it still has some gas.
There's a cat up there, is that Burger?
Von Down, I got a gas canister.
Hi, come here.
Miss Burger, bro, I wish it wasn't dead.
Bro, you gotta stop putting that energy out there, bro.
How's that?
We're bad.
You in here?
Our house had no air conditioning.
There was a hundred, twelve, three's in my room and he...
It's filled up with gas.
Wonder if it will start.
Bupkin!
Hold on.
I'm going to use my...
I got a wrench.
Er, I got a...
I'm not at the top of our head.
It's connected.
Try to start the car now.
I got a battery mover thing.
We did it.
It actually worked.
We did it!
Bro, it's starting!
I told you so.
I was in doubt.
I was in doubt.
Did it, Paul?
Did it, Paul?
Have a coffee.
Thanks, Leo.
Thanks, huh?
Yeah.
Well, let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here, boss.
Yes.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Freddy's back!
Oh, she's calling the police.
She's a snitch.
We need your help now, sir.
Now, a snitch!
Hurry up.
Please.
Oh, my God!
Now, darling!
Thank you.
Are the police on their way yet?
take care of him. He's gotta move out of here. I'll be fine. Oh god, oh god. God who needs to kill this guy. Oh god, oh god.
Oh god, oh god. Get cover! You're gonna pay for this! How good is your aim Ron? How good? Oh god!
Fuck! Get in the car! Get in the car!
I'm not that good at driving. Here we go.
I'm not that good at driving. Oh god. I'm really not good at this
Wait
I have to obey the police
I must go south
I got this
Oh great they have a blockade
I
We're off road, we're off road, come on.
You're awesome.
We're good.
Yo, do you plan on shooting anyone or what?
Hey, how do you sure about shooting this fucking cop?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Sweet!
We need more from the sweetie boost, we need more from the sweetie boost, we need more from the sweetie boost.
We're bad in the tunnel, it's a mad get-go-see!
Yes, I know!
Get out of the way, bitch!
I'm gonna go shoot these civilians!
Get out of there!
Come on, kid!
Go any faster!
Come on, thanks!
You're safe!
Go!
Run as you please!
I'm leaving guys!
Run, I'm leaving guys!
I'm gonna go all the way!
Dude, it's not gonna do anything wrong.
I'm trying to find a separate timeline.
Hold on right there. Just like it. Fuck me.
Ariel!
I don't have anything when you drive.
Ariel!
Oh god, oh god. I'm almost there.
What now, boy?
Oh shit!
What did you say? Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh my god! Faded away!
Bro, you really gotta go find your aim, bro!
You'll take us there! What do you think?
You want the game?
I'm trying!
You want it?
I made it I made it
I don't know.
Box around! We got him now!
Oh no!
Bikes!
Oh my god!
Where are you going, faggot? Where are you going, faggot?
Stop! You're under the ground!
Stay where you are! Freeze!
You okay? Stop!
No! I can't go back to prison!
I'm too tight!
I'm too tight!
Stay on my heel!
Get in the boat! Get in the boat!
Not a good idea, not a good idea, not a good idea!
Leo, come help me up this boat!
Shit!
Pushing you, burger!
No, no, no, no, get in, get in, get in, get in!
We made it out.
We made it out, Ron.
Love you to death, kid.
Let's fucking go.
Oh my god!
We made it out!
We made it out!
We made it out!
Oh my god, it's wholesome.
It's wholesome.
This is so pretty.
Listening.
Where the hell does this woman take us?
I have no idea, but the further away the better.
You can't feed a horse a whore.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
It's a classic quote.
All right, start rowing.
I don't want to.
Hey, Vincent.
Hey Vincent, I understand it now, I understand it now, full moon, full moon, full moon, it's pretty, you're a clever guy Leo.
She's so pretty. If you go right, I go left, we go straight. I really saw something though. Turn on these best shots.
Oh, yeah, nice, you know what? Perfectly. Perfect.
Right here. Right here.
You don't got to come over. You can step it up.
See.
Vincent. Yeah.
There are probably bears in these waters.
Leo. No, no, no, no.
I can't believe that.
Right here. Right here.
Oh, no.
Turn on the switch!
Turn!
Ow!
Provided our durability goes to zero.
Our boat crashes with your durability.
Yeah! No way that's how that works!
Look!
Don't go left! No paddles! No paddles!
I'm trying. I'm moving as fast as I can.
No paddles! No paddles! No paddles!
No paddles! No paddles!
I got you, dude.
action we're gonna break up a madam kidding we're gonna break our phone
turn this is a
wrong no we can't break it we can't look at timing timing timing
left left hey watch out some rough streams up ahead
5 that was a hard time.
Hey watch out, some rough streams up ahead.
No freaking way, what?
Oh yeah, nice.
Start us off with, nice.
Nah, yeah.
Are we glaring?
Nah, yeah.
Yeah, that's time.
Now hurry, help me.
We're on pause and they click restart checkpoint.
Help!
Help me!
I
Possibly click restart check
What are you we were glitched you piece of bacon
You did not just restart us from the
We were glitch dumb dumb
Hey Vincent. Yeah, right?
Stop doing that
What do you mean there are no
How do you know it's we want it? You're clever
No, I said stop doing that going opposite side
How do we manage to hit that tiny rock all good bad bump way crank it
this might be the hardest mission into the game bro this might be the hardest
mission into the game bro
all right ready
all right lock in together
why are you keep switching hey Vincent why are you switching think i saw
something in the water it's probably a shark radio all right you want to go
right or left here right or left left left left left left left left left left
Sweetwater, you're a clever guy
Barely had it barely had it. You know what? I could have been a crocodile
God, he's not turning, bro. It's not turning.
Hard commit left there. We have to hard commit left. We should have just kept going left.
We turned right and that's what caught us.
You gotta also predict where it's going like you see how I can get go by itself and then look one battle
Adventures the whole direction. Yeah, I think I saw something in the water. It's probably a shark. Oh, yeah
You know what I mean? There are no lats like what and we need to hard-commit hard-commit. Let's keep going
Keep going keep going barely it keep going. No, no stop now wait wait wait wait
No, no, no, no, no, no! So spamming! Spamming! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Ahhhh!
You know what?
Why does this shit not drink?!
Seriously?
I don't like crocodile.
Alright, so now we're going bright. This left half is fucked.
Yep, this is perfect. Perfect trajectory.
No battle. No battle. You don't have to battle all the time.
True. He's right.
I've been seen.
Left, left.
Left, left.
Right, right, right.
I got to believe that.
Go up, go up, go up, go up.
Too late, he committed.
Right is the lock in the middle.
Looks like our peaceful boat is over.
Some rough streams ahead.
Ow!
Oh, no!
Ow!
Please keep going on straight it up straight it up straight it up
All right, then maybe we chill once we train that maybe
Nice perfect
Oh god, oh no, oh no
No.
Shit!
Okay.
Ha!
Hey, not good.
Hold on.
Talk it, talk it!
1 HP.
1 level, 1 HP, 1 level!
Hey, people, people!
People!
Oh, Jax, you got a free fire, no more shit.
Alright.
This is actually...
Oh no, it respawned us!
Okay, okay, okay, good, good, good.
It respawned us, what is it?
Oh!
somebody say matter every spot of this we're good all right straight straight
straight straight I'm gonna call everything laugh laugh laugh
oh I'm doing it backwards
Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm doing it right! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Hey, watch out, some rough streams. I'm the coolest human ever!
That's what I want! 2023 game coming here!
This way. Oh no. Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Bro, this is dead-ass art, I'm not even kidding.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
Bro, does it turn, that's the problem.
Wouldn't it be fast if I just jumped in and swam?
Yeah, I know.
No, he's right on this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm just kidding.
Bro, you did your pranking too much.
I think we're through the worst of it.
The rest is just a loop.
No, fuck, no, fuck, no, fuck, no, fuck, no, fuck, no, fuck.
God, fuck.
But you did it too much, you paddled too much.
You're right, you're right.
Bro, it's tired, Ron, it's tired.
I think we should've watched it.
Hey, look, what's the rest of the way?
This way, this way.
I think that's too little.
Look straight ahead.
Jixie's back in the house.
Let him jump out, he said.
He said, let him jump out.
OK, go down, go down, go down, go down.
Whoa!
Oh, wow!
Oh, come back.
Watch that.
Bitch, I'm drowning.
This way.
Crank it!
What are you doing, you burger?!
Fight! Fight!
Addle! Addle, dammit!
Sir guys, another little bit of damage can't build.
Now you may notice, Mike, it can't...
Waterfall!
Waterfall!
Why did you went the wrong way, you piece of bacon?!
I saw it!
Come on!
Waterfall! Waterfall!
Oh, brother.
Nice, good cranking, kid.
Paddle, paddle, paddle, paddle, paddle.
Not done yet.
Paddle, paddle, paddle.
Now stop, now stop, now stop.
Straight, straight, straight, right.
Look out.
Yeah, we made the through.
One more this is not an easy one.
This way.
Watch out, watch out.
Don't go, don't go.
Run, watch out.
Run, watch out.
Run, watch out.
Run, watch out.
Open, open, scared.
Wait, what?
How do we take the damage?
Run.
Run, run, run.
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Get out! Get out!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Why would you do that?
Come here.
Come on, I'm right here.
Come on.
Grab your glasses.
I don't want to do it again.
That's my name.
That's my name.
Daddy, daddy, daddy.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
Yes.
Oh, bra.
Oh, bra.
I'm ok.
I'm ok.
Let's get out of here.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's get out of here.
All right.
That's good enough.
Run.
Door to ass break?
Shut up!
Dude, I haven't eaten crap today, come on.
Come on, lock in.
Wait, wait.
I'm listening.
What have you all?
Yeah.
City.
So, what happens now?
Look, I know what you're thinking.
That's Folk Valley.
Going after Harvey won't be easy.
I know, but I'm going after him with or without you.
Aura.
You want to end up dead?
I want him dead.
He's a cold blooded killer.
Aura.
The world's gonna be a better place without him.
Aura.
Yeah.
What a sad.
God, that knows insane.
Shine bright, sucker buddy.
even had a buyer, but that greedy fuck had other plans.
What happened?
Flashback.
Hey, text me off.
Drop off?
Drop off.
Holy shit, a Mustang 4G C6 series.
What'd he do?
What'd he do?
It's got the package.
It's all there, John.
Got the package or what?
There's Harvey. There he is.
Looks about right.
Of course it is. You can always trust me.
I'm not trusting nobody, my friend.
I'm not trusting anybody.
I'm not trusting anybody.
I'm not trusting nobody my friend
Whenever someone says you can always trust them you can literally never trust them
What do you think
Golden eagle said that I thought it is
I can't deny that.
Pleasure doing business with you guys.
You too.
Give me the case!
What the fuck are you doing?
Give me the fucking case, Leo!
Wait.
Hand it over!
Why would I be not shoot Leo?
Why wouldn't you just shoot?
Nothing personal.
It's just business.
Give me the briefcase.
You're a crash outrun!
He just broke your knee.
Your knee's gotta be busted.
Oh my god.
Next thing I know, I'm surrounded by cops.
Holy no.
That's rough.
I'm sorry.
I got framed.
He's the one who's gonna be sorry.
frame both of us on the console for me I'm from my family
dog shaking head so you know where Harvey is right now I know one of his
guys way you know for sure right so what are we waiting for we gotta get him
wrong we gotta get him we gotta get him fucking getting him we need to kill him
You really want to take Harvey down, huh? Yes.
Together! Like I said, with or without you, I'm going after.
With or without you. Come on, are you in or are you out, Leo? Are you in or are you out?
Okay. My God! Where can we find this Ray guy?
don't worry he's gonna be easy to find but I need to make sure my family's safe
first of course you dad double you dad let's go Leo knows something that's
heating up bro all right Ron I do okay cinema bro oh yes that's your girl
That's your girl. Oh my god. That's your daughter. No, wait. Oh
That is your son
That's my son. I'm not too far Alex
Gender neutral name. Hold on, this guy kind of looks- Mom!
I don't know if that's the same- It says Fuga Latuga!
What is this?
It said fugitives, it said fugitives.
Fugitives at large.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
Alex? Alex?
What if we go to a little place called Tahini?
We take the whole family to t-
Leo, can I ask you something personal?
Yeah, sure.
How do you and your wife manage to stay together in this line of work?
We've always been together.
You know, she knows me better than I know myself.
I was...
12.
When we met at the orphanage.
Orphanage?
You could say that my parents didn't do their job.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Don't be.
I barely remember that story, bro. I'll go through the sides. I was fortunate enough to have Linda damn
She was crazy, bro. You know, we used to run away together
Steel ice cream cigarettes shit. Oh ice cream. It's always been us against the world
Still is no matter what
So that's just how it is
bro you're a good father bro sounds great father what's that what's the father
trailer park trailer park mr. my he were you at that's my truck
So we know they're in the trailer park, but we don't...
Oh, brother, what's this guy doing?
Is it Ricky?
Oh man, he got kicked out.
Who said that?
I found your wife! I found-
You better be back soon.
Gold map.
What'd he do?
Our bastard's been cheating on me and nobody.
Hey, mister.
I'll clean your shoes for a buck.
No, I'm fine.
Sir, I don't want your cocaine, sir.
Oh my god, she's real.
Say his tongue tongue tongue's a word.
Fuck you.
This guy's brand is a toaster, bro.
This guy's brand is a toaster.
Yo, he's hitting dangers.
He's hitting dangers.
Tell him that he's never gonna make the league.
He's hitting dingers, y'all.
He's hitting dingers.
Dingers, isn't it?
I don't know if you're coming there.
Isn't it dingers?
Hey, man.
Did I have a go?
Sure thing.
Here.
Thanks.
Try the pitch, try the pitch.
Hey, hey, want to try?
Yeah.
I want to try the pitch.
I'm John Carlo.
What's his name?
John Carlo Sten.
I'm John Carlo Sten.
Hi, daddy.
Put some piss on it, shall we?
Wow.
Oh, God.
Shohei, oh, can't.
Oh, a dinger.
I hit a dinger.
Oh, shh.
How did him set my outside all you got?
Oh, nice shot.
I'm trying to hit one over the fucking fence.
Nice.
One more.
Come on.
Give me a good one.
I'm gonna throw some pets. I'm gonna throw some pets.
I'm gonna throw some pets.
I'm gonna throw some pets.
I'm gonna throw some pets on that little kid there.
I'm sure he'll talk to you, bro.
I said I'm gonna throw a piss on that kid.
Ron, ready?
Alright, first rule of baseball. This will be called a knuckle.
Oh, okay. This guy just fucking mugged me.
Hold on. Topspin!
who is this guy my god this guy's the truth holy shit all right man fuck this
guy I'll do for now yes he missed once our Cali no it's not our Cali brah
I was saying like I'm gonna throw pants excuse me quick question
How you make your breath smell like your ass?
It's a kind of business.
Yeah, I can see that.
This guy looks like something no good.
He's seen a 30-something woman with a kid this tall.
Yep. She's hot, right?
Of course she is.
Ron is my wife.
This guy's a fucking freak.
Ron, they're banging in here! Ron, come here!
Ron, they're banging in here! Ron, come here!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
I'm getting the story to start.
I see her every day.
Run! They're banging in here! Run! Come here!
Hold on, bro. Tell him to get us out.
Just tell me where she is.
Okay, just continue.
Run! Come here! They're banging in here! Run!
Alright, alright, alright.
Put your hat up to this window. Put your hat up to this window.
Alright, hold on.
Bro, what if somebody's banging your wife?
Hold on, hold on, hold on. God damn it.
Think you got her in Missionary? Hold on.
Someone's banging your wife.
Hey, what's going on in there?
Never mind what's going on. What you want?
Ladies, come on honey!
Missionary, oh god!
Oh, look at my lady part!
Okay, okay, I knew it.
No sounds like a crazy, hold on, I'm gonna peek through the window.
That gotta be that lady's husband.
Maybe I should sell him.
I have a stroke, she think these are...
Dude, I don't know, I've never lasted that long in my life, like I should chat.
I've never lasted that long in my life, bro.
My god, how many pumps does he have?
30?
That sounds nice, bro, I'm not certain.
I'm gonna start spanking my worm or bullshit
Wait Ron I see something it's your son
Ron it's your son!
Let's check it out. I'm going down right here to the garage. Let's go
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine. I gotta gotta be damn because I wonder
You saw him in person?
Yeah
I miss her bright side
Hey, look up!
Hey, son!
Over here!
I know!
Hey!
Double you dad!
Oh no!
Oh god, oh god!
Cops.
Afternoon, man.
Everything all right around here?
What do you want?
Mind if we ask you a few questions?
Yeah, I do mind. I'm kind of busy here.
Ann, your husband is broken out of prison.
Stop calling me ma'am, okay? I have no clue where he is.
Listen, if he tries to make contact with you, you'll let us know.
Yeah, I'm gonna rat out my husband!
What are you, a psycho?
I'm gonna rat out my wife.
She got the mission grip when I fuck her.
You know what I mean? I know. Tanisha got it.
Yeah, like I'm gonna rat out but my wife would never, oh that's your wife.
Your wife would never do that.
Hey mine is yours bro.
Uh, I'm not into that bro.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
We good?
Of course we are.
You mind a cup chair right now?
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Hey Alex, look who's here.
Alex.
hey son it's your son hey buddy hey man you miss me oh no I didn't know but
he thinks I'm a criminal he doesn't know any different he doesn't know any
different what the frig is the ps5 gonna do wrong
You're not talking to my dad? I wear it.
So, this is the guy?
Brie, you gotta stop getting fadeaways. I'm gonna like that.
This is Vincent. Nice to meet you.
Vincent, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Linda, let me tell you what's going on.
Linda, you're not listening. Linda.
But first, you need to go talk to Alex.
Of course. Yeah, Alex thinks I'm a bloody killer.
What do you want me to say to the kid?
No, you're not fucking Leo, bro.
I'm gonna go talk to my son. You stay out here.
I'm gonna go talk to your wife
I'm figuring out details bro go to your son, bro
Bro go to your son. I'm talking to your wife. Hey
Hey
That's a really nice bike
Thanks
So
How long have you known Leo?
Well go into the go into your kid, bro. Go talk to him
Need a hand?
Can I help you with something?
You ladies alright?
Actually, I was thinking, uh...
You ladies alright?
I could give you a hand.
Oh my god!
Nah, I'm good, thanks.
Alright, um, uh...
Just let me know if you need anything.
Bro, your wife turned me down.
Dude, she passed the test, Ron.
You got a W-W.
She passed the test.
Hey, Alex!
Alex!
Hey, Alex.
Leave me alone!
Hey, you stupid shit!
Come here!
What the fuck are you doing?
Alex come back you little twerp come here Alex go run from your pop-all
I don't even care about my son bro
Maybe I'm just not the right dad to step up man, Ron. He's hiding into a treehouse bro. Maybe he needs a new dad
I'm here. Come here. I'm here something for me
Talk to me bro. Hey talk to me bro. Linda
Right here on the bike.
Ron, I'm rizzing, one moment.
Go to your son, boy!
Sneak through the...
You gotta finagle through the fence.
Turn right.
Turn around.
No, I gotta go do this. It tells me shut up. No, I guess you have your own thing
Yeah, you're going the wrong way you CTE idiot. I know where to go
There they're there there go there. Yep finagle finagle finagle
But don't touch my wife. All right, I'll be back. I'm just helping her bro. Chill here you go, man
Thanks. All right. Wanna start it up for me. Yeah, I could do that. I'll start it up
I have started up right now
What go to your kid come on buddy hey come on
Your kid come on
Hey look your son is broken
Why don't you come down and help me fix it?
I'm gonna chop this tree down then, I'm gonna give him a fuck.
Linda, this is awkward Linda, can you start it?
I think I'm gonna need a hammer.
Linda, friggin' started it!
Alright, I'm gonna fix your side Alex.
return you come down and we're gonna go to your mother and land a freaking star
oh this sign is beautiful Alex this sign is actually kind of dog shit but
I'll just say it's cute for the plot come here well look I'm a good dad
I
Tall W bad, bro hug him hug him
Hey, oh
My god
What a child bro. What a little wholesome kid. I wish I had a hug. I love you, buddy. I
Love you so much. They try not to laugh
Yeah, hello?
You wanna play some basketball?
Sure.
Not really.
But you know how better than you get basketball, right?
No, you're not.
What's up with that?
Say that.
Yeah, obviously.
Kids, like, five.
You psycho.
That could be fun, but maybe we should get going.
Aw, come on.
Just one game?
Nope, I'm going once again.
I gotta go get the milk.
I'll be back.
Everybody, you're lose, boy.
I'm gonna win.
Aw, you know I'll win.
Aw, you know I'll win.
Aw, you know I'll win.
You know I'll win
W dad. Oh my god, we're gonna play. Okay. Listen, Jakes
Smack the fucking ball out of his head
That shit out of here, bitch
Call me daddy
You stupid shit don't pass him the ball
I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna shoulder check him. Give me that shambler. I have a pass it check him up green
green make a bitch scream
Block it. Go block it
block it
I think you're starting a CTE, bro
I
Kid I don't know you fade away. Oh, I gotta aim it got it
Yo, kid what type bro your son is a little I don't know how to explain it. I think nothing
there help you help out oh brother get him out of dunk nice bro Alex Duncan nice
oh brother nice that it comes up by Tuesday that goes through me yeah you
should get stronger talk to me right along Alex I'm gonna be honest you're
not going D1 bro as your uncle you're not going D1 focus in school hey beautiful
no you're not yeah Alex you got my genetics man sorry to tell you guys
You guys seem to be getting along all right.
We are, but I need to get going soon.
Yeah, I know.
You're abandoning your family again, Ron.
Yeah.
I'll be just following the footsteps of my father.
Come on. Let's talk.
All right.
So, this is how we...
Tall?
Not for long.
If the cops found us, then Harvey could too.
We gotta get moving.
You know what? Let's just leave.
Let's get out of here.
And you really think Harvey wouldn't leave us alone?
That murdering bastard.
How the fuck did I cost him?
It is what it is.
This is the life we chose, Leo.
Let's just deal with it.
Yeah.
Are you guys gonna-
I'm gonna set things right.
Wait.
Go on after Harvey.
He's not gonna get away with this.
Are you guys gonna-
Tell my son to close his ears.
Hold on.
Yo, Adam's not passing you the ball, kid.
You're not going-
Linda, have any idea where Roy is?
Ray, what do you want with that asshole?
I need to find him. I'm sure he knows where Harvey's hiding. Have you seen him lately?
Yeah, he's working at that new construction site downtown.
Okay, good. I need you to be ready to leave the country as soon as I'm back.
Takini!
Don't worry about that, I'll take you.
Takini!
You just make sure to get back safe, okay?
Yeah.
Now don't just yell at me. Get back safe or I'll kick your ass.
Okay, I promise.
Sexy, I'm not I'm gonna borrow it. You still have that piece around. We're going into key. Wait, this is like sexy bro
Dude, are you guys about to get intimate cuz I'll leave the room
What the hell whoa, that's a clock I think
That looks like a globbling oh my god
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Ssh. Listen.
Oh yeah. Oh.
Alex look left. Alex look. Oh.
Let's go buddy.
Look, I have to leave now. Converses? Are you kidding me Alex?
Jesus. I do. Well you take care of your mom now, alright?
Can't we play one more game next time I promise now come on you know and we're leaving him once again
Each each to my son go to each okay, yo you need to change Alex's shoes bro god damn bro
Alex gotta make it out the mud like me bro. I grew up with a hundred sixty thousand dollars a year
Like it's just not easy
Bro, I'm just saying you got to get him out of the converse this man
all right man we're looking for Ray now we're looking for Ray at the
construction site guys I don't need your input saying you cracked the mom
that's my wife sure this Ray guy will give us Harvey's location doubtful
doubtful we'll beat it out of you well trust me we'll beat it out of them Ray
where you at hey hey hey where do you think you're going we had to talk to
someone what's the problem what do you think this is a coffee shop this is a
construction site you can't just waltz in here is that a beer we could bluff him
or threaten him threaten him I fuck it I fuck it come on we don't have time for
this whoa hey I'm calling the cops you gonna do what grab him by the neck
relax don't worry I got this grab by the neck what's your name what do you need
my name for what's your name all right it's Larry all right Larry this is how
It's gonna be me and my friends. We're gonna walk in there. We're gonna see your boss Ray
Once we do that, I'm gonna break every bone in his body
See I got that information I need I think long and hard about what you're gonna say next if it's not gonna be a guy's
You're welcome. Then we have a problem. What you ordered food. I'll say yes. Well, I look like I'm joking. Do I oh
Okay, then I hate that guy
You're welcome. Go ahead tropical smoothie cafe
Hey, we're all friends here.
I didn't distract you.
Yep.
Thanks.
Where can I find him?
It's easy.
Just ask him around.
All right, Larry.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You're welcome.
Got you, Larry, man.
He's actually got a house.
That's one way of doing it.
Larry's got a cool.
That worked, didn't it?
All right.
Now.
It did.
But you know, being nice can work, too.
I'm sure it does, but I can't help it.
Now, Ron, we're looking for Ray.
Yeah, right.
I'm about to take a dump. I was gonna take a dump.
No I wasn't.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're a tough guy.
Are you being sarcastic?
Yeah.
I'm just keeping you honest.
Keep me honest about what?
Ronald, I just peed.
Nice little boy.
Nice, bro. It's a big city.
We all got time for that whole shit.
What does Ray look like, Ralph?
Can you tell me?
Um, it's the guy earlier. Remember from the stick up?
It's the guy from the stick up.
What? I can't hear you!
I'm looking for your boss!
My what?
Your boss! You know where he is?
What?
What's up with you?
Damn back. He's killing me.
I have to quit this job before I end up a cripple.
Aware.
You gotta lift with your knees, now you're back.
My knees?
Yeah, you gotta bend them, or you'll blow your back out.
I've already blown my back out.
Paul on us.
Right, well, then I guess it's too late.
He's got a throw on the ground, yep.
There you go. Try it now.
It actually works sometimes through or late.
Hello?
Anybody? Over?
Arm wrestle, arm wrestle!
Hey there.
You want to have a go yeah, give me in there give me in there all right
Let's see what you can do. I was never good at these as a kid my wrist
Oh, it's me versus you
To one come on come on come on
Yeah
No, no, no!
Yes!
Go under us, baby.
Yes!
Best of out of three, best of out of three, come here.
I can't handle it.
You just got mom.
No!
I found him!
Excuse me, I'm looking for your foreman.
Sorry, I haven't seen him all day.
No.
How does nobody know where their boss is?
What do you guys even do?
Yeah, there's a crane here.
So, when was the last time you saw him?
Listen, I'm not lying.
I haven't seen him.
Hey.
Sorry.
Okay.
I'm looking for your boss.
Wait, Ron, I know where to go.
Come.
We gotta get on this thing, Ron.
Come here.
DC, DC, these people are in our town.
We work construction.
Nice.
Hold on.
Get on here.
My dad worked construction for like a lot of time.
my dad told me when I was 10 years old he said never get into construction
you explain this shit yeah it looks like you just spit it out it's two here that
is that's our guy no I know I know what are you some kind of stupid I think
you misunderstand you're fucking idiot that's the guy
go home but sir oh shit he knows me he knows me now cut him off cut him off
run cut him off run cut him off here I come here I come here I come faster
here I come here I come her I come here I come I'm on his ass on my decides
Oh shit, asshole, shut up.
I don't know, this guy's quick, this guy's quick.
Run, he's coming right to me, he's coming right to me!
No, he's not, damn it.
Oh, this guy is a poofy, hoofy.
Come here!
He dropped me on him, Jicks.
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I see it!
You're blind, man!
Oh, none of this work is confused by this?
I mean, Mike, I want it.
Oh, shit.
I'm on his ass! We're on him on his ass!
Get him!
Oh, come here boy!
He's right behind him.
He's at the one on the top now, Jake. One of us is about to die. Where'd he go?
Where did he go?
Oh shit!
Don't need to use that now, okay?
Why the hell not?
let's focus on finding him bro but Leo we need the information you psycho if we
kill him we don't get the information we need information all right I'm gonna go
off you go up the stairs I go through the door
okay we need this for a heartbeat
I was Leo, where would I be not Leo? I was um matter
What's a matter?
You see him no, I don't see this guy
Hide how did you lose them? Where did he go?
Well, we lost him not me
How much what if he's in the friggin
Oh
You piece of bacon run
Maybe you stop talking we just fucking go come on
Help me help me
Eat shit, Leo! You got every man!
I'm gonna kill you!
Shoot him!
Hey, this... this...
I got it all.
Bro, this guy's pissing me off for real.
Oh, God. I can't use this. I'm bad, kid.
Bro, I got you. Get up there, man. I got you.
Yeah, I'm I supposed to...
Turn around, dumbass! Turn around!
Grab it.
Grab it.
Grab it.
Oh God
Let me focus don't make me nervous don't make me nervous go. Let's go
Nice
Well
No, I don't see me anywhere. I don't know where you went keep looking
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
bro you gotta win you want you gotta win you
hey you bitch are you fucking crazy
stay on him stay on him
cut him off
cut him off jakes
oh brother oh i gotta do what
oh he's done
yeah yeah you're done buddy
oh yeah
i'm cutting him off but god this is
If you say that you probably aren't afraid of fights I'm not gonna lie.
Hey Rummy, what's up bitch?
James, get him!
He's gonna be right there!
Get him!
Oh I got him!
Oh I got him!
Get him!
Wait, what a boy!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I always win my once
I always win my once
I always win my once
I always win my once
I always win my once
Oh no
Oh no
I didn't win my once
Now it's up to you now
You are the only one left
No
No
I want all this
I got this.
Oh, is this guy like Thanos?
Where you going?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Stand apart.
He's got me in the full, Nelson.
I got him, bitch.
You mother fucker.
This guy is really strong, but he's incredibly strong, my dog.
I
Break right I break right
Oh, this is painfully awkward.
Let me go!
He's extracing!
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
Teamwork, baby!
Let's go, baby!
Is your food already here?
My God, you blob!
How'd you move it all to get there?
Fuck him, bro.
Does your food teleport to you?
I'll take his pants off, yeah?
So, you're gonna tell him you're a hobbyist?
Yep.
Fuck you, I ain't telling you shit.
Fuck me, huh?
Okay.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, the gun.
I wonder what you could do with this.
You could stick it up your ass.
You know what?
Let's put it easy now.
Hey, Vincent, I don't know about you, but I see a lot of different things here that
could make this guy talk.
Oh, ho ho ho.
Torture!
I've got a few ideas.
Me, too.
You guys know that CIA guy, John Kurosaku?
Okay, listen listen listen listen.
Thanks, before we do anything...
See if there's any hummus up here!
He's about to get real shocked.
Holy niche.
I'm gonna lamp him.
I'm gonna lamp him right in the face.
A lamp?
You put the light in my eye?
Put it in his ass.
Is that your bright idea?
Is he out?
See, I have an arrow gun.
I'm gonna shove up his penis.
Oh
I'm gonna pistol pistol. We're gonna use this arm again do it. I don't give a fuck
You sure about that?
That's nothing compared to what Harvey's gonna do to me.
I'm gonna blow George's nuts off.
You left me no choice.
You left me no choice.
I'm gonna burn your face off if you don't start talking.
Fuck you.
Fuck me, huh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, stop this here!
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
CROBO! Please!
CROBO, let's go!
Sweet.
Alright.
Ow!
Stomp it! You're gonna break my arm!
You better start talking then.
Ow!
That's a wallet, man.
Ow, man!
Next time, I will break this wall already.
Yeah, I was wondering, how could a wallet actually torture someone?
All right.
All right, I'll tell you what's what.
Wait, that got him?
What?
Yeah.
Start talking then.
All right, all right.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Somewhere in Mexico.
I don't know where exactly, but he's in Mexico.
He's got a big...
ยกAvataros!
ยกTro Mexico!
I swear so that's where the rat is hiding. Oh, yeah, that's where he is
Don't tell him. I told you you don't tell me what to do. All right. All right calm down. See you later
One we're gonna kill him in Mexico. We're gonna make a break for two feet
You crazy
Corona's and then me papami to come here me go
I guess we're heading down to Mexico then yeah we're gonna need bigger guns than
this that's probably a good idea man what are you doing oh please it looked
like what step aside
What?
Chad, is that an urban myth or can you actually do that?
Yeah.
It's gotta be a myth.
Beach?
I got a contact that might fly.
Ron, do you want to get some beers flowing?
Dude, shut up.
I'm good.
That's good.
I got an idea on how to get those guns.
But we're gonna need cash.
You can't risk robbing a bank now.
Actually, I don't know, of course.
They're a way easier place to live.
She'll drive her funky.
Like what?
coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine i gotta gotta be down because i
wanted all started out with a kiss i did it and i'm like this there was only a kiss
You think they'll have enough money?
They better not.
I'm not going out to Harvey with just a hand.
I might be there.
You did run?
Well, I guess there's only one way.
How long do you work at a gas station for?
Okay then.
You ready?
Yeah.
Why don't you give me a few minutes?
We're going to get a mailman's office for 45 minutes.
Then I cut my finger open and then I file.
That's not really your thing.
I say we do this the fast way, man.
Just in and out.
I say we do this the easy way.
In and out.
Oh my god.
That's not making a scene.
That's not making a scene.
Okay, so do you want to take the gun or you want me to take the gun?
It's up to you Ken.
I mean you talked to my wife so that means you probably have authority over me.
There you go.
Sure.
Where are we now?
If worse comes to worst I'll shove it up his ass.
Good luck, Rob.
Wait, this music's...
Okay, this is...
This is gonna be peak.
Hold on.
Hold on.
gas station just give me the money on just give me the morning I need my
morning hello sir excuse me hey sir you won't come back up that for me to come
to the head this country is on the wrong side just look at these gas prices
oh where oh where yeah yeah prices are high tell me something I don't know maybe
I can't I was at another station about a mile back that way it had much cheaper
Yes, this check it out. You serious? Yeah, I'm getting rid of them. I'm getting rid of the witnesses. God, that's smart as fuck
I'm getting rid of the witnesses. God, that's smart. Have a good one
That's smart
This place have a lot of business. Yeah, I guess so why
Whoa, hey, listen don't sneak up on me like that. Sorry
Didn't mean to scare you I didn't mean to scare you well you didn't my apologies
Just
Well now I'm gonna rob this poor woman. Sorry ma'am. I need money
I'm about to start it you ready
I'm gonna be honest you might have to stab him, I don't think that guy's gonna leave.
Alright, alright, alright. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hey buddy. Have you ever heard of
um, that one song by Juice Wart? It's called, A Robbery. Start the robbery!
Hey ma'am. I don't want to use this gun. So please open the register for me.
Oh shhh.
There's a waste of time. There's barely any blood on there.
Open that shithead bitch.
Let me be the judge of that.
Chad Vincent looks like Dutch.
here look you think I want those fucking pennies
There's a safe in the back, isn't there?
No, there isn't.
Right.
Hands up, ma'am.
Everybody stay calm.
Everybody calm down.
I said stay.
There's a safe in the back.
Come on.
Stay out of the ground, you stupid bitch!
What the fuck's wrong with your haircut, Joe?
Huh?
Hey, stay there.
Ron, just hold the line real quick.
Stay there.
Hold the line.
I got it!
My dad!
Let me get out of here!
I got it!
Oh!
Get over here!
Run! Help!
Run!
Retro! Retro! Retro!
Run! Help!
You and my daughter!
You and my daughter!
Ha ha ha!
Ha!
Oh shit!
He just died!
Fuck!
He's coming for you!
Watch the clerks!
He might make a move!
Stay shut!
Run! Go to the clerk!
Go to the clerk!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
What did I say?
Are you crazy?
Are you fucking crazy?
Wait, what's the combination? What is it? 1, 2, 3?
Try, try, 6, 9, 6, 9.
Alright, what's the code? What's the code?
Burn! Get the code, get the code, get the code, get the code from the lady!
Stay there!
Get the code from the lady! Run the lady, the lady, the lady!
I don't see any other code, I'm not seeing another code, hold on, hold on, I'm looking.
Why, why, why, why on her? Interact with it!
Hey, you fucking cunt!
Don't shoot!
Wait, you go to the safe, I'm gonna get the code, you go to the safe!
Fucking company. I don't have it
You want to say that shit?
Well, I look like a fucking around give me a fucking combination. Okay, relax
137 137 you better hope that works
Nice guys change you
Get into the car, get into the car.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, shoot.
We're late, we're late.
We're nearly down it.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
What an idiot, what's he doing?
He's late.
It looks like a trap of the addos.
Just back.
Out of ten food, dude.
Dude, of course his last name is freaking Johnson.
Bro, he ran into a car.
Just give me my Johnson.
I wonder if my food's here.
Yeah, no problem.
Just make sure to bring the goods, okay?
Yeah, I know where that is.
Ah, Jabba gonna eat so much food in the next ten minutes.
So, we got the guns.
You trust this person?
I do. Stop worrying, Vincent. It's not good for your heart.
Okay, Ken.
Your heart is just fine. I just want to know what we're dealing with.
Relax, Mr. Paranoia. I trust her, okay?
Besides, she owes me one. Now let's go get those guns.
If you say so. You need to relax more, alright?
I want an AR-15. Is that in this game?
Where the fuck can I buy an RPG and a chainsaw? I'm mad as fuck right now.
I want an AR-15 with no switch, bro. Just fold the auto on that mug.
What a bump.
Oh shit, I don't know.
Who's this? Who's this? Who's this?
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, I switched his fold auto, then I need a switch.
Extended mag.
jasmine leo jazz man who's this guy you're married as well oh he's with you but
i'm not hey how you doing i'm busy oh hello oh wait i am there is to meet you
oh he was so you're on the way daughter what why don't you bring your whole
family next time i'm i am jasmine what's wrong with you what's your problem me
What the fuck is wrong with you? You think I'm vending ice cream here?
Listen, I told you I don't do business with strangers and this guy he looks like a stranger to me
Do you have a problem with me?
Yeah, I got a problem with you. You have a problem with me. No
Hands on it or intervene
You want me a man or you want me to do?
I
Intervene fight my battles for me
This guy whoa, whoa, whoa relax. What the gun down?
Jasmine what the gun down come on I
Told you he's with me
Let's just do this fast and easy
Besides you owe me one remember it's not go too fast. I like this. I like this a lot. Okay, but it's the last time
And then we're even no problem. Yep, I understand. Oh
Shit, there's some shotguns in there. Let me get a shotgun actually
Here
This should be more than enough hurry. I'm not a shotgun crutch. Just my preferred style of battle
Perverse out about screen black ops two-style
I'll take an AR why not? Oh, I'm gonna randomly throw bottles
I like this. All right. Let's try this. Dude, come on, walk in.
Brad, see teeth. Holy shit, bro, we have a real gun.
I want the shotgun, Ron. MP, okay, what do you think? MP5, shotgun, M14. Give me the shotgun. Listen,
I go shotgun for close range. You go M14 for long range. Boom, we're double headed.
So what can you do, my old friend? 16, whatever. Here we go, I got it.
Send me automatic, not bad shout. I like this, okay, I've got a good aim. Let's go.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, we're going to practice target practice around here
I'm shooting at those empty houses. That should be the trick. Good idea
Holding movement I'm like stopping right now look at this. Oh, brother like unknown army right now
Yeah, we're both fucking frauds, bro.
Alright, let's head out.
I'll drop.
Let me drop the bus.
Dude, oh my god. I'm so hungry, Ron.
Hey, hungry, I'm Ron.
Alright, see you later, Jasmine. Thanks for the chuck gun.
Hey, Jasmine, we'll be back later when my son and my wife's not here.
What's she gonna say is she evil okay just awkward
soon. Just give me my Jasmine. A promo star you might. Oh God. Motel, our bad is gonna
have my piss in it. I suppose. Check out bad jokes, that's bad jokes. I'm not even gonna
joke out. Wait she's about to snitch on us. How much you want to bet she snitches on us?
How much you want to bet? No. Watch. No. You can tell her how she looked at us but
when she drove away. We're going to go to a wa- wait. Whoa. Hey, it's me. I got some
information about Leo. You know where he is? I just met him. Give me his location. Sure
I'm not gonna talk. Don't worry about that. Just tell me where he is. Got it. Good job.
Talk to you later.
This is definitely Harvey's penthouse.
Yep, Carl.
What's up? I found him.
Good. Make sure we put our best guy on this.
I want him dead. You got it?
Bro, Harvey is such a chard!
Dude, holy shit, he's got a house though.
Well, that's your type of house, bro
Oh, no, it's your wife
Does she miss me? Oh, she knows I'm at I'm on the run
And then and then a six foot nine lap dude comes down and says it's okay people good
Oh, she's getting her's breaking she's water breaking I'm gonna miss my son's birth
No, I'm gonna miss my son's birth.
No, Carol, wait for me.
No, my wife's gonna, I'm gonna miss my son's birth.
Not your son.
Oh dad, what do you want me to do man? I'm on the run. I'm like, I'm like most wanted right now in the world
Hey, can you stop by that phone booth over there?
Oh sure you can get us what I sure hope so god this guy looks like you're gonna attack you terrifying
Can I stop at this payphone I
I think you should run. I think you should because I think my food is here
Well, there's your phone
Yeah, where's you I look around make sure to get us that plane
Make call from the phone booth. Oh my god, we're gonna be in the plane. Just like how the flashback
I still don't have any change for the call
Wait, that's so cool, bro.
That's so cool because I thought it was flashing to the end, but it flashed to where we're
gonna be.
That's so cool.
Oh, well, how about I just point a gun at your throat?
See you
We have some top-notch girly magazines. I'll pass girly magazines
Give me some cigarettes sure we're passing you
Sure. Oh shit. Yeah, right
You go
Hey nice Ron nice Ron
I actually like your passion.
I like to see someone who's passionate about their work.
What do you mean? I'm not working.
You're not?
No, I'm just hanging out.
Alright then. I'll leave you alone. Good luck with the hanging out.
Thanks.
Ron, look where I'm at. Do the thing. Come on, do the thing, Ron. Do the thing.
I'm out of payphone trying to call him. I mentioned this been on you. Don't fuck yourself.
Uh, just, it's not really classic when you do it like that, bro.
I think that song has like five billion streams.
Thanks to me
What wait wait when hold on wrong we got problem were she oh
It's about my wife. It's about my wife. Okay. Okay. Thanks
It's about my friggin wife
No!
Hey, did you get a complaint?
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
But I need to go.
What? What are you talking about? Are you okay?
I'm fine. But I need to be somewhere else right now.
Hey, you can't just walk away.
I'm not walking away.
But something happened and I need to be there. All right?
Vincent.
We've come too far to back down now.
You need to talk to me. Tell me what's going on in your head.
Wait, make it dirty, say!
Talk to me!
Never back down, never what?
Chad, I'm on my phone because my food is almost here.
Wait, wait, Ron, look!
Ron!
RON!
RON!
Oh, brother! Oh, brother!
He has experience.
Okay, fine.
It's my wife. She's-
Oh shit!
No! No!
Get out of here!
Dodge! Dodge!
Die!
Shit!
The gun's going to come!
What do we do? What do we do?
We have to go!
Ah, we have the gun? I don't know!
Run! Run!
Six-Hex, Six-Hex, Six-Hex, Six-Hex, Six-Hex!
It's called strapping, kid!
Lock in!
to the left. Hold on!
Come on, I'm gonna help you!
Help me! Help me!
Push the fucking thing, GC!
Push the thing!
Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
I didn't even realize!
Why are you doing that?
PUSH IT!
This should buy us some time.
We gotta get out of here.
I know.
Didn't realize it's a pole door, not a push.
I'm there. The vent.
I see it.
Leo, get out there and I'll push you across.
One more.
I'm moving as fast as I can.
No, go back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
Are you brain dead?
It's okay, I think this guy has CTE, look.
I think he has CTE.
Alright, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Bad aim, bad aim, bad aim, bad aim!
Oh, this guy's pretty fucking determined, man!
Oh, we're using it like a shield! God, this is cringe!
So, is this thing going to work?
I
Only LA by this guy
What's a friggin deal
I
Come on.
Yep, he's dead. Yep, he's dead.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice, guys.
Look, I don't know what's going on with you,
but we need to finish what we started.
True.
Bro, but I'm gonna miss the son.
It's the birth of my son, bro.
I don't want to miss this bro. Trust me. I'm happy. Can't miss this
Disneyland when they're four like are they gonna remember that no it's a waste of money
You gotta go see your kid
Whatever's going on between you two still your kid. I know you're right
Of course, I am
You know I am oh Ron. I think somebody's robbing me someone's robbing me
You got us that plane, bitch.
Why would you not wait till then?
Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go to the hospital.
You're gonna see your kid, and then we go get that plane.
You with me?
Yeah.
I'm with you.
Vincent, I need to trust you on this one.
You can trust me.
All right, then.
Let's go.
I
Could tell it was your first kid
Listen, that's it false. Oh my god, I'm missing so much in the hospital the way you were holding your baby and shit
I mean
Sorry about the shit part. I
Mean it about way, you know, but
Yeah. Anyway, it's a great thing watching you kick Guillo.
Yeah. I can imagine it is.
What's wrong, man?
What's the problem with you and your wife?
Oh.
Look.
Is she cheating on me?
Carol is the love of my life.
We've always wanted to have a child.
I tried for years, every time we failed.
I can't produce!
Like a part of us died.
Bro, that's what I'm afraid of!
When it finally happened, a day when we found out, it never been so happy.
Oh, no!
Then, everything went to hell, and I ended up in prison.
Bro, so we're both actually good guys who got free, bro?
Damn.
I cheat on my wife.
Yeah.
You suck it on right here.
Wait, but if I can't produce and we have a kid...
Wait.
Wait, that doesn't matter though.
If I can't produce...
Oh my god Harvey, fuck your wife.
Their section should know where to go.
Ron, one second, someone's begging into my room.
These signs are so confusing.
Let's do this, come on.
I don't know, they seem pretty straightforward to me.
No bro, you need to get somewhere over the right,
go to the left, and then go fuck yourself.
Sorry, I'm not.
Do you know what you're looking for?
No. I don't remember.
You know why you're here?
Not really. Do you?
What?
Ron, I'm lagging. I'm lagging.
I'm lagging.
Talk to someone who can help you out, okay?
Who should I?
Ron, I have bad internet right now.
Hey, Vincent, I found the maternity ward.
We need to take the elevator.
We're probably not even 10% on the game.
Let's go.
Good evening.
Can I help you, sir?
Yeah, you can.
My friend is looking for his wife.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I can only give that information out to relatives.
Okay, show them.
Run one moment. I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
Are you eating chips?
I'm doing this shit by myself. I'm out of here.
You're out of your mind.
Elevator, are you gonna come or not?
Let me know now.
Finally.
Come on, Vincent. Let's go.
Let's go, bro.
Sound like Los Polos right now.
Wait, pal.
Wait, uh, teach me something.
Don't see no?
Don't see no?
Wait, is that?
That's what I thought.
You guys seem familiar.
Have I seen you before?
No, I don't think so.
No, I'm okay.
Whatever.
Whatever.
But your faces are so familiar.
Thanks, get ready, bro. Put the chips out, that ass.
What do you want to do here? What do you want to do here? What do you want to do here?
Knock him out!
Hey.
Oh, no. We just determined the rest of the game, right, Jeech?
See? Problem solved.
Oh, Gitch.
Ron, remember, in life, always choose violence.
What?
Bad ending, Gitch.
That's all.
So, you excited to see your baby?
Oh my god, I can play as Lacy.
Understandable. I was nervous.
Oh my god, you'll be fine.
Oh my god, you're Lacy!
Whoa!
Ah! My back!
How many guys does Jake the Pixel like, Mog?
Excuse me, this is the maternity ward, right?
Yes, it's over here. Are you the father?
No, I'm not, but my buddy is. I'll get him.
Vincent, here.
One Vincent, come out.
Come here, Fogs are...
Sorry man, he's shutting up.
Excuse me, man.
My wife, she's had a baby.
What's the name, please?
Uh, Carol.
Already.
Right, just follow me, sir.
Thank you.
Sir, did you just assume...
Yeah, did you just assume?
Oh, grab my penis.
Hey Leo, you coming?
Yeah, I'm right here, actually, turn your face.
Hey, you about to see your wife go walk in?
Thanks.
Where's my baby boy?
My baby boy!
Oh my God, you missed the birth.
No, I missed the birth.
You okay?
I'm fine.
Uh-oh, she's back.
Vincent, what are you doing here?
I'm a Bush President, it's um...
Well, Jake's in a shy daughter, too.
Oh, it's not even my son.
Oh, I thought it was my daughter.
This is, uh, Leo.
It's nice to meet you, man.
Yeah, um, I'll leave you guys alone.
I'll be waiting outside.
Oh, a W friend, man.
And congrats, by the way.
Damn.
Like what in the police expect me to be here though like you know what I mean wouldn't the police pre-fire this
Debbie raise stop being creepy Ron give us some space, bro. Debbie raise
Res her nicely
Ron give us some space you creep. Oh
It's a baby
This kid's gonna be somebody better than anybody ever knew
she's so beautiful I want to cry run what cry you know I miss you
Vincent please I love you so much I just have to finish this you have to trust
me. And then we're off to Tahiti. Then we're off to Tahiti. What do you want me to say?
I just want you to trust me, okay? Things will be different.
You keep saying that, but you're gonna get yourself killed. I can't live with that.
I'm not gonna let that happen. I promise. You have to trust me, Carol.
Angie, please! I got this! I got this!
Chad, did y'all watch George Lopez at four in the morning when you woke up?
Hey, Ron. You got this, Pete.
Thank you, bro.
I told you it was really dumb to come here. I knew the
That's not why that's not why
Bro, it's so obvious that I'm gonna visit my wife
No shooting we're in the hospital, okay, let's go
wait did she no she didn't did she did she set us up no she didn't
Oh
Nice, son!
Go, Roddy! Go, Roddy, man!
I swear there's a mecha-camille right behind me!
Excuse me!
Oh, oh, oh my god!
He's running for it!
Holy transition shots!
Oh, shit!
No, no, no.
Stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth.
Ron, you gotta be smart.
You gotta be smart.
Cut this way.
Shit.
Follow where he went.
Follow where he went.
Follow where he went.
Follow where he went.
Shit.
Let me have my moment.
Ken, watch out, Ken.
Watch out Ken.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take down all three of them with the art of fucking karate.
No, just go to the door!
The door!
The door!
The door!
Come on!
Oh no!
Oh no!
You got this, mate.
Hey!
I'm out of here.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on, walk! Come on, walk! Come on, walk!
I need to get up to that bench.
Come on, walk!
I just realized, wasn't I only serving six months of prison? Why would I do this shit?
I was serving 14 years and you love me to death, kid.
Fuck.
Well, that should work, a chair.
No, chairs are OP. If you swim...
Oh, no.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, my God, get it down!
Get him! Get him, get him!
Oh, my God!
What are you, the flas?
Fuck off me!
Who's next?
You so fast
Let's go, I'm out of here.
Put the lamp in his ass, come on, put the lamp in his ass.
Hold on.
Who the fuck?
Put the lamp in his ass.
Perry, you hit a woman.
It ain't over.
That's a man.
I'm out of here.
I got this baby. It's walking me to this. Oh, that's why that's why that's why I'm afraid of heights run
I'm not kidding. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
See you.
See you.
Freeze. God damn.
Don't move.
What do you do?
That's.
Oh, I move.
I move.
My.
I don't know.
I don't think he's that stupid.
You never know.
With these two.
Not so sure.
Yeah, yeah, check the van, check the van. Fucking idiot. Yeah, yeah.
Where'd he go?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe he's in the van.
Could you go any faster, Vincent?
In one day, he'd break a cage if he'd get this.
Get in there, Vincent.
Daddy, you know that movie?
You have ball knowledge.
Yo, you're a hater!
I'm sorry!
You're coming with me.
You have a hot shit!
Put the gun down now!
Shut up!
Fuck!
Don't hurt him!
Bro, your decisions are a lot more violent than mine.
God!
Leo's crazy!
He's back alive!
Don't touch the thing stupid!
Shut up!
He's back alive!
Make it easy!
Shut!
Cut him off here and I'll shoot him!
I put the gun down!
If you break it over here!
Got eyes on me!
Hold on, hey, hold on!
Hey!
Officer!
I forgot my face!
Fuck!
Peaches your door!
Back off!
I said!
How much ammo do you have in that mag?
Err, how much ammo do you have in that clip?
These are bags! These are bags! These are not clips!
Wait, hold on now. Holy transition!
Yeah, this game's got a spark.
Wait, this game's a movie!
These games are great sparks.
Oh crap.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Wait, this game is actually a movie.
I'm surrounded, Rondale!
Just act like them.
Chillin' out. I might play some class royale.
Good evening, ma'am.
Careful, ma'am. I know it's a loser.
We have two huge hits of large in the hospital right now.
I know. I know. My colleague just called me.
Bro, this guy's camping me. Look at him.
Yes.
Do you see him?
No.
Why? He turned.
I told you.
Whoa, he turned.
I told you.
Whoa, he turned.
Come on.
They know that you played Clash Royale, bro.
They knew a loser was in the area.
You opened up Clash Royale and they heard it.
That bastard.
You're gonna have to paint yourself. This is not mecha, bro.
Oh my god, get me out of here.
Get me out of here.
Yeah, yeah, no shit Sherlock.
I'm moving as fast as I can.
Yeah, there's one behind you, you bald bastard.
You see them you make sure you stay safe stay away
He's literally still
The girl the girl the counter she knows you're there too
go go go go go go
just she know I'm going I'm going
we made it we made it
not even not even
hell with this I'll jump out no I blew my back out pause oh my god you got a
hostage god you're crazy
I said back up
I'll kill myself
Freeze!
Shit!
Oh shit, stop!
Come on, let's go!
I did not shoot the bottom, I tell you!
No, no!
Are you Jason Bourne?
No!
Run! I'll save you! Run!
Help!
You must take it about, I'm a GTA style!
Leech at Twitter. They know I'm here.
Oh my god, it's Captain Boar!
Oh my god
Yo, that's straight at the edge of how I know you won that FNCS legit
That's straight at the edge of how I know you won FNCS
Oh my god, bro
you sure it's a good pilot plane scene yeah kind of sure come on man you know I'm not a fan of heights
don't worry Emily's a great pilot she was practically born on the plane bro I'm also
afraid of heights holy immersion plus one in the chat you're such an idiot
It's this is hey, look nice to meet you you too
So you're a friend I guess yeah, I
Hear you good pilot. I'm gonna be honest. Oh, I don't know this looks like it's gonna crash, bro
I would never get in this does this thing fly?
Fucking bike force it flies fucking idiot. We're going
Mexico.
Mexico?
Mexico.
You gotta be kidding me, that's way too far.
I'm not going to Mexico.
We gotta go.
We gotta do it.
Emily, you know I always pay you good.
If you want to go to Mexico, you're gonna have to pay me way more than good.
What?
Wait, what exactly is she trying to say?
Dr. Moon?
That's the fucker.
He good for that one?
Yeah.
You ever tried this one?
Yeah.
Where you going?
Okay.
What do you think?
Not to be that guy, but there's no way we have the gas fuel storage to get to Mexico in that tiny-ass prop plane.
Minus one in the chat.
You gotta believe me. I'm telling you the truth. I would never say anything.
I would never do that. You know that. I didn't say anything. They tried to get me to say something.
This is not what I do. You gotta trust me, Harvey. I promise. Please. Please.
Dude, it's Ray. It's the guy who fucking beat up.
Yeah, I have feelings that I explode his head.
Oh, God. You're doing the right thing, Harvey. You're good, Harvey.
Oh, he let him live, bro!
He let him live!
What do you think?
We need more men. He's coming.
W. Harvey, bro! W. Harvey!
Oh, yeah. Why? He let him live, bro.
This is Damos Mรกs Hombres.
Yeah, that's it.
W. Harvey, bro. He let him live.
What a good fucking guy, maybe he's some evil actor.
Aware.
Here you go.
Hey Vincent, who is this Emily really? Don't even ask.
Alright.
You ready?
Yeah, I just need to fill her up.
help me out
true
oh my god
yeah
yeah
yeah yeah yeah
eating a parkward honey mustard
is this a good lighting spot
let me see
yeah
but it's gonna be a long walk through a dense jungle
that's fine
you could also parachute down here
that would get you way closer
no thanks
I'm not good with heights
I'm not good with lights.
I'm with you we have to go parachuting is
we have to measure it's all right all right I mean how hard can it be right
don't worry you'll figure it out do you want to be big spoon or little spoon on
the pasture that's not even fun I'm like you want me to hold you I'm gonna jump
out with no parachute and you got to chase in the air so you have a lot of
I think you just told me the basics instantly die
Sorry that's just it's it's it's coming with just get it on the plane. Okay. Yeah
Oh those are guns I think
Pimpin ain't easy Emily pimping ain't easy
I'll turn up the full fossil fuel here it is. I'll just give it to Emily
Hey, Emily. I got your logbook Emily
Emily trust you to drive planes. I know this one Emily who doesn't have a car
All right guys the place below unplug the fuel line. I need you locked
All right, all right. Turn off fuel flows. Turn off fuel flows. Hold on, hold on.
Chai, I don't really work on big machines. I know it's hard to believe. I don't know where the fuel flow would be.
Like, this is it. Now look.
I can't move this plane.
I'm away out of that, Emily! Give me a minute!
Oh, we're over here. Use our contacts, please.
Yeah.
Mind attaching over me?
I'm trying to plan, bro.
Alright, Emily.
Oh my god. Wait. You know how we were getting st-
Oh my god, this is catching up now.
This is about a determiner. We actually just determined our ending.
Good luck, everyone!
Let's do this.
Alright bro, we're heading to Mexico with our big ass guns.
What are you looking at?
Back to where we were?
You nervous?
No.
You?
A little bit.
Just enough to keep me focused, you know?
That's good.
Good mindset.
You know, I've been thinking about you situating with your wife.
I might have a solution for it.
What is it?
What is it?
You should write her a letter.
What?
Look, I don't mean to interfere, but I had a similar situation with Linda.
So I decided to write her a letter.
And it worked.
I laid her all out, and she gave me a second chance.
Tell!
I'm just saying that writing a letter really helped.
Alright, mutabaka!
No?
I mean, of course, it's up to you.
I mean, I'm just saying that it worked for me, but it doesn't have to.
Anyways, look, I'm just saying, it was a good thing.
That's all.
You feel me?
Dude, I want to kill the fuck out of Harvey.
Fucking type.
Yeah, I mean, this is my idea.
It's just, anyway, congrats on the baby.
I'm really happy for you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Yeah.
I
Should thank the bus driver
Oh here we go. All right Emily drop us
Everyone thanks the bus driver thank the bus driver thank the bus driver
I
I'm okay.
Aim down.
Go to the yellow.
Go to the yellow.
Run.
I don't know.
Ah, this should look like Tornay.
This should kind of look like an island for Far Cry 3.
Cinema game, by the way.
I never played it.
I'm not playing till last second.
I'm getting a better job.
I'm getting better jobs in the middle.
Fuck this!
Run!
Run!
Run!
OHH my GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OHH MY GOD
oh myBLANK
ohoh
daddy's got you
daddy's got you
daddy's got you
oho
daddy's got you
Oh
Come on Ron you got this thing
It seems like it's pretty easy, man.
Argonne, get ready for the prompts.
The prompts gonna come up soon telling you to boy, I embarrass you.
You need to do it.
I'm gonna get it.
Pull it, pull it.
Fuck this.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Daddy's got you.
Daddy's got you.
Daddy's got you.
Daddy's got you.
Daddy's got you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh
Daddy's got you run oh
I'm driving the bus
This is my weakness flying
Run is it just me or my death perceptions out of whack, but I don't think I'm getting closer to this thing
You feel that in my pants? It's just a bottle bottle.
BAM!
Run! I don't think I can get any closer to this thing, bro.
It's just a real bottle of pants.
I'm down for the fucking clean. It broke my arm.
Bro, am I getting closer? What?
Okay, I made it.
It's my penis.
Bro, what? I'm not gonna make it.
Bro, I'm not gonna make it.
I'm letting go if you keep on.
I get hurt when I'm nervous, man.
Give me a little smile.
Just keep in mind that you break a lot more.
No, I'm already on the ring. What's that mean wrong swing up sweet? You got me? Yeah, I got you
Don't fucking drop me
Tom hold on to me. Okay. I'm in it. Don't drop me. I won't oh
So you saved my life
That was the last time I listened to your fucking ideas take it easy you're still alive, aren't you?
I'm just saying I almost died. Whoa, just take it easy
Drinking Josh reference. Whoa, just take it easy.
I thought you were gonna say something way different.
I think they got Wi-Fi out here.
Hey, hey, hey, get into cover.
Chet, Chet, this shit must like Sahiti.
Two of them. Me, oh!
Stay low, let's fight them.
Ron, ready? Aim!
Shoot the guy on the...
The right to the gun the right to the gun the right
Yeah, I know this no, I know this
I think this old go
Come on me. Oh, let's move
What do you mean classic chat? I can shoot any gun, I just prefer shotguns for my style
of play. That's all I get down with the get down.
No, let me have a one and a half hits for a reason. Get over here and help me, will ya?
Of course I'll watch my highlights real quick, we can probably be in.
No. Bro, no, you need to let that video rest.
Oh, sorry.
All right.
brings about
For this guy's trying to fucking wallbang me look at him
I'm gonna kill for you, okay
I got you I got you I got you I got you
Flake him! Flake him! Flake him!
Bitch, you fucking crazy
I was crazy once
I come out the door
It's sniper rifle
Holy shit
I'll shoot you and keep you covered
Go bitch!
Go where?
Got one
Oh my god, I'm gonna get him on
That's good name
That's gunning! That's gunning! That's gunning!
I feel like stomping right now, pull!
Oh my god!
You trying to shoot me, you ass! Hey!
Ron, stop!
Fuck your problem!
Make it back, I'll be hitting you.
Enemy combatants run! Enemy combatants!
Well, back in the day, you hit this many shots out, you're never gonna face me.
Oh well.
You can't put that in the lab now.
You can't put that in the lab now.
Wobbing!
No, you can't wobbing on this guy.
I'm trying to get out of your eyes!
Yeah, you can't wobbing on this, minus one, minus one.
Come here, mijo.
Oh my god, I almost got killed.
I feel like I'm getting ambushed.
You can't put that in that hole.
Enemy combatants run.
Got an aim.
Got an aim.
Got an aim.
On the tower.
Got an aim, got an aim.
Yeah, I really don't know if I should have brought the shotgun for this game.
Fuck!
This is not Siege.
You can't put that out.
I'm stuck, I need help.
Wait step bro, should I come to you?
Yeah, yeah, you gotta get over there.
Where are you step bro?
I don't know, you gotta climb that little ladder.
Ron, where you at?
Too much stuff, not enough space.
Remember that commercial?
Run where you at
Wait on randomly fire, I'm gonna run to you. Oh
That's weird cuz it picks up your audio come over here, bro. You did go right up, you know
You're by the sniper tower dude, please use your brain look I go to the
Oh
I see
Dude you're going the wrong way no, no I seen I seen I seen come on come on come on
Sweet I found it
You can't fall out of that doubt I'm coming down. I'm coming down. I'm coming down. I'm coming down
Sweet!
Bruv, you seen the original clip?
So how old are you guys?
19?
Sweet!
That's the original clip.
What have you, huh? Too bad I'm not on vacation.
I think it's fucking beautiful. I wanna go to the beach right now.
I think Mexico is this beautiful.
What the fuck? I got just the same shit.
You can't find it I know all right. I'm done. I'm done bro. There's more
Ambush stop and mode activate
Game game!
Don't even choke on that. Don't even choke on that.
More more! Hermes, Hermes, Hermes!
Alright! Fuck it!
Stop and no deactivate!
they close the door on us
you can't put out an adult I'm sorry I'm sorry come on come on let's go
and it was a yellow
yellow check on their
no yeah
that
something beautiful
you know how
I
Didn't get a beer chat. Don't get a beer great. Oh, where it's let's go back
You're scared
Just something beautiful
You know, I love you
Who don't why don't we just try
run comes in a car comes in a car
we're gonna be matter daddy in the matter daddy
what's the matter daddy
now why the hell did we do that
all right
always win
Mabashaba, mabashaba, way out on a barrage.
Oh shit, rare.
What a blend.
Yeah, I'm changing my fucking weapon.
Let me get an M4.
Now I'm stomping.
Josh, I got SMG, yay or nay?
This is LMG, mountain, laura.
LMG, mountain, laura.
I'm gonna shoot the lock off.
See bro, I'm such a high IQ gamer.
Ha ha!
you know my IQ is uh 74 it's not bad get it in there rock and roll
three two one go three two one whoa
Well, they get what I did I don't
Well, they
This is a burst I hate birds
All right hacker or pro hacker
That's my first death in an hour outside or you said come here you I might be the what I might be the who to the what now
I think we're gonna strike.
We're gonna throw that door.
You can't put that in the dowel.
Vincent, catch this! On it!
Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
Nice guys!
Guys, nice!
Come on, Rock, come on, Rock.
Hey, I need a hand.
I'm in check!
Mountain Lord!
Oh, damn, this shit kind of fizzing a twig.
I don't know.
Harvey, where you at, you little cock?
Where are you, Harvey?
Harvey?
I know you banged my wife, bruh!
Battery, battery!
Battery, battery, let me kill.
Harvey, you can have sex with my wife, just let me get out of here alive.
We've seen the guy 20 times as half does he know
It's the left, it's the left!
Don't ever get an SMG, by the way.
Might be the worst gun in the game.
There's too many of them!
There's too many of them!
There's too many of them!
What should we do?
Chad, aware if you know you know.
Oh, a diving board.
Should I come and take a diving board for...
Come on, help me. Where are you?
Coming, coming. Ron, coming.
Jinxie coming.
Jinxie calling. Jinxie calling.
Are you sure you want to do this before we go in, bro?
We're not ready to die.
Randy, I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
It's not my name.
Mr. Leahy.
Two other Park Boys reference.
boys reference if you know you know
These guys don't have a slide cancel, he's like stop those disciples.
I'm sorry bro, they have good movement though.
Wait, my aim, L and L in.
Better, better.
No, no, she's open, open, open!
Whoa
Hey, I'll be for here
We're here on me mother!
You mother fucker!
This is your banging my what?
What?
Oh no he's not gonna kill us all.
Nice!
The Darth Maul.
How's he alive?
How's he still alive?
We think he got his shoes from.
Darth Vader?
wait is he gonna he's gonna kill himself don't even think about it
she reminds me of Scarface no don't do it don't do it
Leo confronts Vincent approaches Ron this one's all you this one's all you are
you sure this is like remember back in the day okay remember oh my god you know
Why it might be me remember when I gave the jewel and he shot the gun was that me or is that you?
This is the gun he shot wait, okay, but to be fair
This guy killed my brother and then framed me for it
Should I blow his head off?
Don't go do you think
Having one to get my hands on this motherfucker since we started the game
I hope you like anal, Harvey.
What's the most you've ever fitted up there?
Cheetos, perchance?
Shut the fuck up!
One more word from you and I'll put a bullet in your face!
Wait, wait, wait!
Leo, I still got it.
Wait, what?
That's what you're here for, right?
What?
The diamond.
It's all yours.
It's in the safe.
Yeah, we'll just shoot you then take it come on get up go open up the safe
Open up the safe boy stop lollygagging give me that diamond
I'm down there one.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Run!
Run!
Run! I'm shaking this way.
I'm shaking this way.
I'm going to keep going this way.
I don't have a clear shot.
I
I'm gonna keep going this way just just wait I'm gonna keep going this way
I'm saving saving
I'm saving
Pre-fac
Pre-fac
Pre-fac
Let him go Harvey
Plus one
Put the fucking gun down
Grab the lock in bro please
I'm dying
Put it down now
Oh no I'm gonna fuck
Run
My chance to have you I can't lift it up
Let him go over here, you have to move around.
Oh my god.
Am I dumb?
What are you guys gonna do?
Ron, you gotta help me.
Ron, you gotta help me.
Ron, you gotta help me.
Right here, there's the shot.
Fuck you.
You think you can-
Oh, it's my house.
Why are you guys the booster?
Just give up.
You're not gonna have it.
It's-
Oh my god, what the fuck did you do?
You see, you have to move apparently.
Now it's you.
Hold on.
Hold on and it's got like two points of immersion give me a second
I know I know wait wait. It's gonna give me a prompt push this way this way
I have to push him into this thing
You got him you got him. Oh my god. Oh
You're a psychopath bro, you're a psycho we did it
Brother swat team swat team
Guys, we already killed your boss!
Leo, get on the bike!
Get on the bike, bitch!
They're gonna lose us!
They're gonna lose us!
Too slow! Thanks for the diamond and the money, bitch!
Come on, boy!
Oh!
I
The sky sucks! The sky sucks, Betty!
I'm gonna die!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Stop and move and activate!
Okay, I'm gonna take first aid.
Action, everybody, move back to me!
No, no, no!
Anything but that!
Anything but that!
I'll give you a message.
What the?
Oh, shit, I actually have a bit of a problem.
Good luck, everyone!
Oh, my God.
Run, focus, run, focus.
Run, focus, run, focus, run, focus, run, focus.
it's like the matrix it's like the matrix
stick this landing stick this landing
This game is actually good!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Brom's dead! Jynx's dead!
Brom's Jynx's dead!
Don't do it, Brom!
Brom's Jynx's dead! Jynx's in the swamp!
Brom's Jynx's in the swamp!
I'll shut it.
Wait a minute.
I can't tell right now!
I can't tell right now!
I'm out of here!
I'm just with my friends!
I don't want you to play with me!
Give me a fucking second!
Hang on the phone, RONO!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh no!
Somebody help!
Help me Tom Cruise!
Help!
Somebody help!
Nooooo!
Nooooo!
Oh my gosh, you're such an opportunist.
They must be up to something!
You're fucking enemy!
save me badger hold on
Benjamin Biden, Benjamin Biden
Benjamin Biden
somebody help
he's gone
oh god
i'm gonna die
i'll see you die
i'm gonna die
i'm gonna die
i'm gonna die
I'm gonna kill you all, you scoundrels!
Up, up, stick it!
Argh!
Boom!
Run away, you're gonna die!
Run, run away, you're gonna die!
Have my life, idiot!
Run away, you're gonna die!
It's a tank, what a tank!
Yeah, that kicks for sure!
Pick it up, you have to go back for the air!
Run, run away, you're gonna die!
Run!
It's gonna...
I already doubled back for a friend!
I always double back for a friend!
Run any good aim out of you!
Turn on the stop and mode!
Stop and mode activates!
No you're not!
Stop and mode activates!
Please run!
Oh shit, it's just a bugle.
One on six, one on six.
Keep driving, focus on your gun.
Wait, I can't get on the plane.
I can't get on the plane.
Run.
I'm playing.
We're gonna have to jump this plane.
I'm doing it.
Run!
Get me!
Run for it!
Look forward as it!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Get me down to the top!
Get on the chopper.
Run weak!
Run weak!
Come here!
Take my hand!
Take my hand!
Don't drop me!
Ouch!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Yes!
We did it!
Shit!
That was close.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Hey, Emily!
Great flying!
You guys are crazy!
Vincent, you're gonna have to pay me triple for this!
Emily, I'm not done!
I'm not done!
I'm not done!
I'm not done!
I'm not done!
I'm not done!
I'm not done!
I'm not done!
I'm not done!
I'm not fucking paying you better get this you better get the special tonight with us. You're not gonna hear me say this often
But thanks
You too, Leo tall
You know what I think I'm gonna write that letter to Carol
That's a great idea
Hey Emily
Never been a friend wait now
Why not?
It's a long way home
you got anything better to do not really all right Ron we did it bro give me a
hug we did it my boy hey a way out completed like they're saying emo
it only just the end
we did it bro we actually did it no that's the end of the game bro we beat
it we beat it we did it bro actually good at you should be landing in 10
minutes okay what's the you up to sleeping about time to wake him up then
yeah are you okay Vincent yeah you sure yeah I'm fine
Liam yeah yeah we did it yeah
We did it, bro. We did it. Wow. Escape the prison. Escape. What a game. What a game.
I'm trying to figure out what else could even happen because we got out of jail, we killed
Harvey.
Wait, what?
Emily set us up.
Emily set us up.
No fucking way.
Oh.
Emily set us up?
Oh.
Emily set us up.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Why would Emily set us up?
That was the girl with the crowbar earlier.
Everybody stand down. Oh my god
No getting out of the stock
It's over. It's like a 20v2, bro.
How did he know to get the diamond?
He's losing.
Here you go. Good job, Vincent.
Wait.
I'm sorry, Leo.
What?
What?
Don't do it!
I back-doored you.
Wait, I back-doored you?
Wait, what?
It's gonna tell us how you...
You watchings after everything!
I trusted you.
I back toward you?
Wait, lock in.
Lock in.
This was, yep, we saw this.
This is when Harvey.
I'm a private investigator!
This is when Harvey shot the-
You're-
I back toward you?
You're a private investigator.
Oh my god! You...
You...
You...
But he told him to write a letter to Carol.
You manipulated me!
I did not malipimate you.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I
Said me that I thought it is
I'm sorry, Ron. I didn't. I'm sorry, bro.
What the fuck are you doing?
What do you mean you're sorry?
Shut the fuck up!
You're in the area! Move in!
It's too late for so many!
Arrest me in the beginning!
No, we're knocked out.
No!
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
You're knocked out.
No! No! Gary! Gary!
Officer, get down! Somebody get out of here!
Gary, stay with me. Please.
I'm sorry, please. Somebody call an ambulance now!
And listen, Leo.
You're in big trouble, you understand?
Wait, wait, where's Harvey, where's the Black Warlock?
Oh my God.
What are you, deaf?
I shot your brother.
Well, you think you're funny, don't you?
Well, you think you can just go and sell it on the street corner?
What are you, stupid?
Harvey, I'm sorry.
You're that stupid.
That's why we want Harvey. Oh my god, it's all making sense
Bro, I haven't played a game like this before. Don't worry about it. It's hard
You got it? I have not played a game like this, bro. I was right behind the class
You're evil. He's not gonna say a word. No, I didn't know bro. I didn't know
There's only one option now I'll get someone on it
James bro, if you want Harvey and the black orl up
This is the only way
Just put me in a cell next to him
You're too close to this Vincent you better set this one out
Gary was my brother
My flesh and blood and he's dead because of me. I
Put him in that situation. I need to do this and you know it
just make it happen James.
Bro.
Are you?
I told you I'm not.
You're ungrateful.
But he helped me.
He helped me with everything.
He told me about Carol and writing a letter.
No.
Somebody move!
I'll fucking give up!
Ron, get your gun down!
Ron, please put the gun down.
You're making a brass decision.
Thank you sir.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Let's give him a second, let me talk to you!
Stop! Stop!
Give me a second!
That's the rain!
That could rain!
Stop the mode! Activate!
Shit!
Shit!
You killed my brother!
I'm gonna kill your, I'm gonna kill your daughter too, all right?
What the fuck?
There, down over the right.
See you running.
Set a sound over there.
Okay.
The idea, you put down the gun, dick!
I said put down the gun!
Get out of the gun, dick!
It's over, Richard!
I have the high ground!
Fight me like a man!
All right, come on hurry!
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
You can't hide forever Leo!
Oh
Don't do it
Now get the hell out get out
Go
Please stop this.
How's it fail to stab someone in the back?
I know you're disappointed, but Harvey killed my brother.
I had no choice.
I can't fucking believe this!
I'll talk to the captain. We'll reduce his sentence.
My sentence? You're a dead man, you piece of shit!
What about your son, Alice?
Shut the fuck up!
Don't you mention his name! You don't get to mention his name!
you hear that you piece of shit you're a dead man you piece of shit no it's a
one-to-one come on walk it's a one-to-one
Are you fucking
That
Listen, listen man, you don't have to do this.
Just kidding.
You're not a fucking betray me.
Shit, man.
I trusted you.
I have to.
I will.
I trusted you.
You are me.
I fucking...
I trusted you.
Damn it.
That or not, I don't want to hold you back.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're not just a kid.
What are you doing?
Come on.
We don't have to do this.
Why would you fucking do this?
Why would you do this?
Why?
Why?
Why would you do this?
Why would you fucking do this?
Why would you do this?
Why would you fucking do this?
I trusted you.
Fucking do it.
Alright.
Now, easy.
See, it's down.
I trusted you!
Don't do this.
Where's my fucking life?
On your knees!
I said on your knees!
How do you feel about this now?
You motherfucker!
You motherfucker!
I trusted you with everything!
You betrayed me!
You betrayed me!
You fucking betrayed me!
You fucking betrayed me!
I'll watch you all my fucking down!
I'll watch you!
Plus one, plus one!
Where are you?
Where are you, motherfucker?
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ah!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Motherfucker!
I trusted you with everything in my fucking life!
How could you?
No!
Run.
You little spider.
Fuck her.
Ahh!
Ah-ha!
Ahh!
You made my daughter!
You made my daughter!
Please!
Ahh!
You...you...you made my life!
My son, my son.
Any last words, Vincent?
Any last words?
Wait.
Wait.
Oh.
Say goodbye, Vincent.
Don't.
Love you.
See you in hell, motherfucker.
I trusted you.
You betrayed me.
So now, I betray you.
Fuck you, Vinci.
I'm sorry.
Fuck you Vincy!
I rolled that, no!
Give my letter to Carol, to Carol.
I'm sorry for the broken promises and not being there when you needed me.
I'm sorry for no longer being the man you fell in love with.
My biggest regrets are all the moments
we didn't get to spend together.
From now on, I don't wanna miss a second together
with you and our beautiful daughter.
If you let me, I'll be the husband you once loved
and the father I know I can be.
Yours forever, Vincent.
It helped us to let her.
What did I do?
Oh.
Oh.
Son!
Hey, buddy.
Hi.
At least you have a father.
Hey.
Linda.
Are you guys ready to leave?
We are.
Are you sure no one was following you?
Yeah, yeah, we're fine. Let's just get going.
Are you okay?
I am. Fine.
I was not expecting that bro I was not expecting that bro I'm gonna be honest
Oh my god. Aim! Fire! Aim! Fire!
Seven shots. Aim! Fire!
Three shots?
Bro, I was not expecting that, bro.
What?
It was actually a plot twist.
That was a plot twist.
What?
What a fucking game.
I wasn't expecting that.
Dude, I feel like either side is not really wrong.
Both sides aren't wrong.
What about it, Ralph?
If I killed you, you killed me, you know, with your daughter.
If I killed you, you'd have my son.
But I only went to the end because Harvey killed my brother.
In the end, one of us was gonna die.
we didn't even know it in the beginning.
We went from being brothers to betrayal.
Dude, but I can't believe...
I can't believe Vincent betrayed Leo
even after Leo told him to write that note to Carol.
Like, I actually cannot believe that.
What?
What?
What a fucking game.
I'm not kidding.
Actually, geek.
Actually, good game.
Actually, good game.
Like, bro, what?
I wasn't expecting any of the last 10 minutes.
Oh my god, bro.
Dude, when she was reading the letter and it said he's excited to be like a father, bro, that was, that was, I was sad.
Damn, that was actually sent in the chat.
There's another edit.
Wait, so was our 1v1 legit?
Yeah, I don't even know if I want to watch the other ending, bro. It's going to ruin my immersion low key.
Like, yeah.
That will be just like that's just something that I'll never have to live with.
Yeah, I think if we watch the ending it's gonna like ruin my immersion too
Bro Ron that was a peek-ass game, bro. That was that was dead ass such a good game
I can't believe we thought of this game like lat like literally randomly. We're like, let's play this game
Not even a day ago. We thought of playing this and now look bro. Were you excited? I was not expecting that twist
I'm not expecting this at all. I thought this was game. What's gonna just be like I
Didn't see it going that direction man
What the fuck?
But guys like I don't want to watch the other ending because like I we got our ending bro. Our ending was natural
Because that's the ending we got
Damn drunko
Bro, that was peak
That was peak bro
Play it takes two next. Yeah, maybe next bro. That was peak
Ron, thank you for playing bro. Hey
Hey, thank you, Jinxie W Jinxie, man until next time, bro
Dude, I can't so our our one-way one was legit and I lost
Because bro, I was kind of coping
I was kind of coping and I thought I was like destined to lose
I thought I was destined to lose now. You just missed every single second
All right Ron, I'ma hop off, bro
Anderson bro, thank you for playing. I'll be jinxing the chat. I'll see you at the streamer games bro, I'll see you at the streamer games.
A couple days bro, in person.
Yeah, damn. Ron, have a great night bro.
You too man.
Wow.
Chat, I'm gonna be honest, I was not expecting that. That really caught me off guard.
off guard dead ass guys that caught me off guard away out so good fucking game what really
caught me off guard all right chat I'm hop off chelsea boys tomorrow tomorrow's the
last well I have two more desktop swings and then we're going to Canada California for
the sugar games. Bro, what a game. I'm going to be honest, I'm going to rate a way out
a 9.4 out of 10. Bro, the dude, it was already a good game, but the twist in the last, the
last 15 minutes brought it from like a eight out of 10 to like a 9.4. The last 15 minutes
was peak. Chat love y'all to Beth kid. I'm going to rate Ron if he's still on chat. Love
y'all bro. God what a game. A way out 9.4 out of 10. Incredible game. Well I'm gonna
be honest, the only thing they could have did to make a way out better is make the
game longer so you're more connected to the characters, you know, but that was
still crazy. Chama de Raideron, thanks everybody that told us to play this game.
YouTube. I love y'all boys. Twitch. I love y'all boys. See you guys.