[574/730] 🔴 Reacts -> 1 Champ vs 5 Coppers -> You vs Rank You Deserve 🔴

Jynxzi

07-30-2026 · 5h 13m

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[00:06:10] 48 hangs up chat. So, oh, Jinxie. Jinxie, you're late. You're late. Oh my God, guys.

[00:06:24] here comes the truth nuke. Today was my brother's birthday. So I was celebrating. Oh, now you

[00:06:31] feel like an awful person. Now you feel like a piece of shit. Oh, oh, just see what I do.

[00:06:37] See, I'm a malypinate you. I'm trying to malypinate you. Chat, I wait until you guys get your

[00:06:43] licks in and then I make you feel like shit. Chat, I'm trying to malypinate you. No, this

[00:06:48] week's crazy for my family, bro. Literally, Chad, my whole family's birthdays is in like

[00:06:53] one month. So it's just been Kare-Kare. Hi, guys, Gordon. Yo, hi, guys. What up, bro?

[00:07:00] Hey, sorry about that. It seems like my phone cut out, but I wasn't done with you. I don't think

[00:07:05] you got off like, you know, nothing, and we're just going to walk in and enjoy the day because

[00:07:13] I promise you today you're not going to enjoy it. You're not going to enjoy the stream and you're

[00:07:18] you're gonna hope and pray that Delta Airlines

[00:07:22] maybe makes your flight a little bit earlier, bro.

[00:07:24] And it sends you off to Cali, you're gonna hope.

[00:07:28] You are two hours and 10 minutes late.

[00:07:37] Wow, two hours and 10 minutes late.

[00:07:40] So, oh, you need to offers?

[00:07:43] I might be late, I don't know.

[00:07:45] Um, I might be two hours late or I might be 30 minutes late or I might be an hour late.

[00:07:54] You never know.

[00:07:55] Five hours.

[00:07:56] It's a button, Jakes.

[00:07:57] It's a button.

[00:07:58] No.

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[00:08:00] It's a button.

[00:08:01] I'm aware of that.

[00:08:08] Can I explain why I was late?

[00:08:10] Yeah.

[00:08:11] What did you see off the note?

[00:08:14] Excuse, okay today was my brother's birthday. So I was out of your pet fish died

[00:08:20] You have to go walk them

[00:08:22] Well, like what whatever excuse you can blow out the hat today

[00:08:27] It's not it's not excuse high-five bro chat

[00:08:33] In the Stewart family, bro, everybody's birthdays in one month, bro, and we had like three birthdays in a week

[00:08:40] So high-five stew me a favor

[00:08:44] Was I late today? Yes. Did I have any other option? No. Also, I had a cappuccino at the restaurant

[00:08:53] and that cappuccino ended up in that toilet for the last 30 minutes. Bro.

[00:08:59] Sounds good, bro. Hey, you enjoy today's stream. You just, you, you enjoy it.

[00:09:05] the coppers are my spleen might be in there. I don't know. He said he was on the world.

[00:09:13] What in the world? Yo, is this evil high-vives? Bro, high-vives. I'm not even late, bro. It's

[00:09:21] not rocket. Sorry. You have a great day, bro. You have a great day.

[00:09:25] I'm concerned yo bro. What I'm concerned bro chat. What's up guys? How y'all boys doing?

[00:09:45] Yes, I'm late get your licks in yes. I'm late extreme getting that

[00:09:49] chat, W Press.

[00:09:52] Listen, guys, listen.

[00:09:54] We are going to be recording three YouTube videos today.

[00:09:57] Why?

[00:09:58] Because tomorrow I'm traveling,

[00:10:01] and then the next two days I'm at the Stringer Games.

[00:10:04] So chat, today we're gonna record three YouTube videos.

[00:10:06] We're gonna do a R6 reaction.

[00:10:08] We're gonna do one champion versus five coppers.

[00:10:10] Haven't done that in like three, four months.

[00:10:13] And then we're gonna do you versus the rank you deserve

[00:10:16] with UK ins into the chat.

[00:10:18] Then after that, we're probably going to absolutely knock the shit out of some absolute idiots and right

[00:10:24] Also check daily league of legends update. I'm the goddamn truth

[00:10:29] I'm the goddamn truth. I had one bad game and I got filled mid lane. I didn't even realize I got filled mid lane. I'll tell the story

[00:10:36] So

[00:10:38] Yeah, I remember when riot games put me in bronze three

[00:10:41] Do you remember that?

[00:10:44] My current rank is bronze one

[00:10:46] You heard that correct.

[00:10:49] My current next bronze won last night.

[00:10:51] I think I went on like a six game winning streak.

[00:10:53] I had three consecutive MVPs.

[00:10:56] Look, Brown, one thing you have to understand about me

[00:10:59] is I have what's called gaming taste, right?

[00:11:03] So I've said it before and I'll say it again.

[00:11:04] Here's my account.

[00:11:05] Here's my match history.

[00:11:06] I'll explain every game.

[00:11:16] I don't know what that means. This game, I had a 0-9 piece of shit top lane or Yorick. It's always the fucking top lane.

[00:11:24] Ranchmaster91

[00:11:26] fries. Never played this game again.

[00:11:29] Um

[00:11:31] He goes 0-6 and then he's like

[00:11:33] Uh, my team won't ff. I tried to ff, but my team loves being miserable. You made us miserable

[00:11:42] There's a 9-in-1 trend in me, and popping is all running me down, you fucking idiot.

[00:11:49] You may be miserable.

[00:11:50] We're not ff-ing at 15 because you're a sack of shit.

[00:11:55] But I could have played better this game, it's all about accountability.

[00:11:58] This game, 13-in-3.

[00:11:59] This game, 4-in-10.

[00:12:02] This was my first time I ever got filled mid lane.

[00:12:04] I wish this happened on stream because it was funny.

[00:12:07] So I wasn't paying attention, I was listening to music, and I'm like, where's my smite?

[00:12:11] Why do I not have a fucking smite?

[00:12:14] I have some teleport bullshit.

[00:12:16] Then I died to a red buff.

[00:12:18] Then I'm like, why am I dying to a red buff?

[00:12:21] Did I forget to buy something?

[00:12:22] Then I'm going to my raptors and Trindamere's there

[00:12:25] like pinging me off my raptors.

[00:12:27] I'm like, bro, is this Trindamere like inting?

[00:12:29] Then I realized I was on mid lane.

[00:12:31] I started out 0 and 3 because I died to my red buff.

[00:12:33] And then I died to Krox.

[00:12:36] But then I ended up recovering going four and 10.

[00:12:38] But I got filled mid lane and next time, mid lane's easy.

[00:12:41] You just hit the minion big bro.

[00:12:43] All these laners, all these laners that just cry and cope, you know, just hit the minion,

[00:12:51] just last hit the minion little guy.

[00:12:53] If it's said it's easy.

[00:12:55] If I knew I was laning, if I knew I got filled mid lane, I would have went like 26 and 0

[00:13:00] this game.

[00:13:01] Then I went 9 and 7 with Tenesis.

[00:13:02] Honestly, unironically, this was my worst game of the week going 9 and 7 with Tenesis.

[00:13:08] 9 and 3 MVP, 10 and 0 on Warwick, pfft, you heard that correctly. Let me say that again

[00:13:13] for the kids in the back. 10 and 0 on Warwick, 13 and 1 on Warwick with Savit assist, 11

[00:13:19] and 2 on Yi, 3 and 2, 7 and 6, dog shit, teammate, 0 and 1, 32 and 5, pfft, you heard

[00:13:26] that correctly, yes. 32 and 5, I'm the goddamn truth. Alright, I went from Bronze 3 to Bronze

[00:13:32] 1 in 3 days. I'm going to get Silver, solo queue, I've just been playing off stream.

[00:13:37] The next League of Legends stream is going to be the gold push with Dantes, which I'm

[00:13:41] assuming is going to be in like a week.

[00:13:44] No one can guard me.

[00:13:46] See the boy in the hoodie?

[00:13:47] He had it for a reason.

[00:13:48] No one can guard me.

[00:13:49] I finished my clear at 254.

[00:13:52] I do use two smites on that, but I finished my clear at 254.

[00:13:56] I have the highest CS in every lobby I play.

[00:13:58] I have the highest kills in every lobby I play, and I normally have the most CS in every

[00:14:01] lobby I play.

[00:14:02] I'm the goddamn truth.

[00:14:03] My name is Jinx CMVP for a reason.

[00:14:05] Yeah.

[00:14:06] But yeah, Daily League of Legends updates.

[00:14:08] No one to practice can guard me, so it's really nothing.

[00:14:12] Yeah, League of Legends, let me say this again.

[00:14:16] Greatest competitive game of all time

[00:14:17] besides Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:14:19] I haven't been addicted to a game as much as I'm,

[00:14:22] guys, I play League of Legends every morning

[00:14:25] with a cup of coffee and every night with a glass of milk.

[00:14:29] I played this game off stream 24 seven.

[00:14:31] For the people that like the League of Legends stream,

[00:14:33] the next league stream is going to be the gold push

[00:14:35] with Dantez, which is gonna be in a week.

[00:14:37] No one in practice can guard me, so it's really nothing.

[00:14:41] I am the, like check my OPGG.

[00:14:43] I'm the best player in the lobby, 95% of the time.

[00:14:47] Chat, love you to death, kid.

[00:14:49] Jerome, thinking of all the, shut the fuck up.

[00:14:52] I've had enough of you.

[00:14:53] First chat that I read today.

[00:14:55] Hey, Jinxie, do jerk off instructions.

[00:14:58] This guy has a 210 string streak.

[00:15:01] You know what, mods, let's end this guy's streak.

[00:15:05] yo I'm not watching EDP's documentary bro I don't care I'm not watching who

[00:15:12] said this who said this yo bro I'm not watching fucking EDP's documentary bro

[00:15:17] get out of my channel no I'm not watching it guys how's that guy not in

[00:15:23] jail by the way how's that guy not in jail bro

[00:15:29] quintessential quintuplets update I have not started the show yet my plan for

[00:15:34] to central quintuplets is this.

[00:15:36] Tonight, I'm gonna download all of the episodes

[00:15:39] on Crunchyroll because I have a five-hour flight

[00:15:42] to California and a five-hour flight back from California.

[00:15:46] So I'm gonna download all of the Crunchyroll episodes

[00:15:48] and then watch it on the plane.

[00:15:51] I have not watched the show yet,

[00:15:52] but I have 10 hours to watch it.

[00:15:54] That is the plan.

[00:15:56] Lily, think of it at the time.

[00:15:56] M.P., think of it at the time.

[00:15:57] C.P., think of it at the time.

[00:15:58] T.T., think of it at the time.

[00:16:01] Juicy, think of it at the time.

[00:16:02] Now, Jack, as for the R6 video,

[00:16:06] what do y'all want me to watch?

[00:16:09] There was one, this is for the JinxieLive channel.

[00:16:13] There was one that,

[00:16:17] there was one that looked peaked.

[00:16:19] Hold on, it's right here.

[00:16:22] Sit up close to this.

[00:16:24] Jack, should we watch this video?

[00:16:26] It's 20 minutes, it looks peaked.

[00:16:29] Rainbow Six Siege has ruined my life.

[00:16:31] This is low-key at Canada, man.

[00:16:33] Um, wait, what's this?

[00:16:35] You two short here.

[00:16:37] Unless we're thinking about doing R6,

[00:16:38] but you don't wanna learn the maps.

[00:16:39] I will say it, learning R6 sucks,

[00:16:42] but if and when you can learn it,

[00:16:45] it feels really good.

[00:16:47] Tool.

[00:16:48] W Shroud, man, W Shroud.

[00:16:50] Elaborate on this.

[00:16:51] When you're learning R6,

[00:16:53] you're just losing, dying, losing, dying,

[00:16:56] dying in the back, dying through a crack,

[00:16:58] dying in the back, dying through a C4.

[00:17:00] Gapgantrap. Oh, sorry.

[00:17:02] What a real gaming analysis.

[00:17:05] And this is why he's a true Chad, and this is why Shroud and Timmy

[00:17:08] are the two most well-rounded gamers of all time.

[00:17:12] Because you have to have testicles the size of a fucking horse to play this game.

[00:17:17] Let me say this, bro.

[00:17:19] The first 100 hours of Siege, it's not going to be like the first 100

[00:17:23] hours of CS. It's not going to be like the first 100 hours of Call of Duty.

[00:17:27] It's not going to be like the first 100 hours of Valorant.

[00:17:29] You're like, when I'm dying in CS, nine times out of 10, I know what I'm dying to, I just suck.

[00:17:34] When you're playing Siege, you don't understand any of the sound cues. You don't understand any of the operators. You don't understand any of the gadgets. You don't understand what angles you're dying to, what door you're dying to. You don't know what you're hearing.

[00:17:46] But most people quit right before they get good.

[00:17:52] After the first 100 hours, that's when you become a true chat.

[00:17:56] If you can make it through the first 100 hours, you'll have a good time, but most people quit before them.

[00:18:02] Great analysis by Shav. Shut the fuck up. LARP her. LARP.

[00:18:08] Yeah, so I'm not... Let me be clear when I say this, guys.

[00:18:12] I'm not going to do this rage bait shit today.

[00:18:16] If you say that I'm LARPing Siege, I have literally...

[00:18:20] I put more hours into Siege than I put more hours into school, literally.

[00:18:26] I've spent more hours on a ranked map than I have in elementary school, middle school, and high school combined.

[00:18:37] If you say LARPing again, I'll beat the brakes off of you.

[00:18:42] I'm not doing this LARP shit.

[00:18:44] Jinxie wins the fuck-a-fan contest. Let me scroll up here.

[00:18:50] First time chatter just typing LARP. This guy like has never been in a stream. Just typed LARP.

[00:18:55] trust me we know watch bleach bro I guys the thing about anime is like I can't

[00:19:02] watch multiple animes at once I have to if I do that I never finish the anime I

[00:19:06] still finish the tackle I'm tight in bro I'm still on season 4 if I start an

[00:19:11] anime I need to do one at a time I can't just like keep like doing oh watch

[00:19:16] quintessential without what watch bleach watch um Vinman saga which I was gonna

[00:19:20] I'm gonna watch, I'm gonna watch that one next.

[00:19:24] How do I skip forward?

[00:19:26] Well, Shaw, it's a live stream,

[00:19:28] so you actually can't skip forward.

[00:19:30] So you know what, Shaw, I'm gonna do this for you.

[00:19:32] I'm just gonna ban you,

[00:19:33] because I can tell you're just gonna fucking troll.

[00:19:36] Let me just get you out of here, man.

[00:19:37] Here, I'll skip forward an hour for you, Shaw.

[00:19:39] We'll see you in one hour.

[00:19:41] How do I skip forward?

[00:19:42] Just eat this ban, bro.

[00:19:44] Eat this fucking ban.

[00:19:45] You have more hours in R6 than a girl's room.

[00:19:49] Yeah, well angry. Yeah, that's I mean, what do you think I'm going to spend 40,000 hours

[00:19:55] in a room with a woman? Yeah, no shit, bro. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

[00:20:03] You have two pathways. You can feel the touch of champion or feel the touch of a woman.

[00:20:08] You know the choice. You know the choice. Richard, negative five gets it. Still nothing.

[00:20:16] All right, so chat, should we watch this video? Should we watch this video? Um,

[00:20:25] should we watch this video chat? It's three weeks old.

[00:20:31] Get a job, bud. Okay. All right, chat, BRB. I'll be back, kittens. BRB, kittens.

[00:20:37] I'm gonna get a little bath, though. Good. Now let's drink.

[00:20:46] Thank you.

[00:21:16] I'm just trying to be myself I got anybody mad at me for

[00:21:29] I need to be so hot, they give me a surplus battery for it

[00:21:33] It makes me sick, I'm just trying to be myself

[00:21:44] Outside for the first time

[00:21:56] Alright boys

[00:21:59] GG YouTube stream. High-fives, what is this? What do you-

[00:22:06] Yeah, GG YouTube stream. High-fives, your brain is a toaster, bro.

[00:22:25] John pork's not fucking real chat. I don't want to burst your guys's bubble here. John pork's not real chat

[00:22:32] Wake up and smell the espresso

[00:22:35] John pork's not a real person chat

[00:22:38] Sorry, like I had to be the I had to be the guy. I had to be the guy. I had to be the guy

[00:22:46] Outside for the first time in a long time

[00:22:50] You said you can't remember what it's like guys those like I love streaming don't get me wrong

[00:22:57] I just want to be like where should I go on American Idol, bro?

[00:23:04] Lose yourself seeking to the sunlight

[00:23:07] It's been a lot since you felt right, but the warm nights

[00:23:13] Are coming soon, and you'll be just fine. So what do you guys think?

[00:23:18] Just shut the fuck up please.

[00:23:23] LARPING singing. Stay in your room. Please don't. Fuck no.

[00:23:28] Go on American Idol. Thank you Sarah.

[00:23:31] What talent do you have? You suck.

[00:23:34] How dare you, bro?

[00:23:47] Alright, chat.

[00:23:51] Today, we've seen this video the other day.

[00:23:55] It's two weeks old.

[00:23:56] Santa posted a video called Rainbow 60 Has Ruined My Life.

[00:24:00] I've been waiting to watch it with Joe.

[00:24:02] As we already know, Siege is the hardest entry-level FPS the world has to offer besides

[00:24:09] what I've heard through the great buying is Tarkov.

[00:24:12] So top two, top two hardest FPS.

[00:24:14] Let's see Cina's journey here.

[00:24:16] And the video, notice how the video is titled.

[00:24:21] The video is not titled, Rainbow Six Siege is great.

[00:24:23] I had fun on Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:24:25] Oh my God, I love Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:24:28] No.

[00:24:29] The video is called Rainbow Six Siege Has Ruined My Life.

[00:24:32] Now this is, I'm going to be honest, if you're a siege player, this is how you felt the first

[00:24:36] 50 hours.

[00:24:37] If Simba does this all solo queue, I actually don't know if this is possible.

[00:24:45] Holding, I mean, here's the guy who knows ball.

[00:24:49] Now here's the guy who knows ball.

[00:24:50] What did I say from the jump?

[00:24:52] Because, Ian, if you're getting into siege right now, in 2026 July 30, it is the

[00:24:59] hardest time it has ever been to rank up, I will make the case that ranked 3.0 is harder

[00:25:06] to rank up than ranked 1.0. Is this a beautiful thing? Yes. Does this mean you're never going

[00:25:14] to like? Yes, it's the hardest time to rank up, period. When Syna did this challenge, I

[00:25:20] told her if you do this in rank 2.0, oh yeah, I got to say for Laura to watch this on YouTube.

[00:25:24] If you watch this video on YouTube tomorrow, or in two days,

[00:25:29] Sina called me off stream and asked about this challenge about can I get from Bronze to Silver.

[00:25:36] Or no, she was saying Bronze to Gold, and I said, hell no. Bronze to Silver, I said,

[00:25:41] I don't know enough about ranked 3.0 yet, but I don't think this is going to be possible.

[00:25:47] I don't believe this is going to be possible to do, and ended up being correct.

[00:25:51] Because in REC 2.0, they basically would hand out ELO, like you would almost always gain more than you lose, especially in lower ranks.

[00:26:00] So, like, for example, you would get 30 and lose 20, and then it had the security blanket.

[00:26:07] So, I think it's still like this in REC 3.0, but if you're like one ELO into platinum and you lose, you won't go back to gold.

[00:26:15] You'll go to platinum zero.

[00:26:17] Chans, is it still like this? Is it still like this?

[00:26:23] Stop pausing. Uh, I can link the video you can watch it by yourself. I like to talk

[00:26:29] It's still like this, okay

[00:26:33] But yes, I'm going to pause it's a reaction if you want to watch this video here it is watch by yourself get out of my video

[00:26:47] And I want to say you guys can count the positives to I'm not gonna get rage baited

[00:26:51] I want to say it's really cool

[00:26:54] And I'm selling Ron. I think Ron could get like silver. I don't know about gold

[00:26:58] I don't know if he's a PC gold, but it's cool to see a streamer

[00:27:01] Who's not connected to siege at all and has never played siege actually get into the game like that's cool

[00:27:09] Just said that I look like dogged disrespect

[00:27:11] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:27:13] All right.

[00:27:14] Okay, so this was like five minutes into her stream.

[00:27:17] For more purposes, Senna did a stream

[00:27:21] where she wanted to get from bronze to solo queue

[00:27:23] or bronze to silver, all solo queue,

[00:27:26] not ending until she reaches silver.

[00:27:28] This was two weeks ago.

[00:27:29] Oh, Dr. Disrespect is not back.

[00:27:31] No, I'm supposed to be Blasian Ying.

[00:27:34] Ying, guys.

[00:27:36] I'm gonna be honest, this did not look like Ying.

[00:27:39] Ying has see-through glasses.

[00:27:41] It kind of looked like ash, honestly.

[00:27:42] Yang, anyone?

[00:27:50] Those are like pit vipers.

[00:27:52] Those are like pit vipers.

[00:27:56] Okay.

[00:27:58] I'm seeing the issue.

[00:28:00] I don't care if I look like Dr. Disrespect.

[00:28:02] You guys are gonna listen to me today.

[00:28:04] Ladies and gentlemen, I have been a laugh at for months.

[00:28:09] They have called me trash.

[00:28:11] They have called me garbage

[00:28:13] because I didn't earn my spot.

[00:28:15] And so today, and for however long it takes,

[00:28:19] I have not had time to grind R6

[00:28:22] the way that I really wanted to.

[00:28:23] And I thought, what better way?

[00:28:25] This is so nostalgic too,

[00:28:27] because bro, when I started playing Siege,

[00:28:29] also if you count pauses, you're a chud

[00:28:30] and mods are gonna ban you.

[00:28:34] When I started Siege, I would duo queue

[00:28:36] with my friend in high school, Joey.

[00:28:38] shout out Joey. We were literally bronze, bronze slash copper for two consecutive seasons,

[00:28:45] just duo queuing every night, but we had so much fun. Like I swear Siege is the most fun when

[00:28:52] you're on the come up with your friends. I swear. Like bro, if you have a small friend group that

[00:28:58] plays Siege, it makes it 25 million times better. She did it solo, which is like actually a nightmare.

[00:29:06] way to do it. See, this is a game where you actually cannot get into this game, Sota. You need,

[00:29:11] like, friends and it makes it way better. Then to force myself to be locked away in my house,

[00:29:18] not able to stop until I get to Sota. So this isn't going to be my last pause for a minute.

[00:29:24] I told Sona to not do this stream. I want to be on the record. I said do not do this. It will never end.

[00:29:31] in which she told me was going to take two years. She's right. She's right. I don't expect this to be a long marathon. I think this is maybe going to take me a day. I do.

[00:29:44] Oh, God, this age like milk. Check this age like milk. You have added just so you guys can see. If you look at the bottom of the screen here, whenever you play, you will have not only a win to loss and what my current RP is sitting at my.

[00:30:00] Okay, so here's why I told her the stream would never end.

[00:30:03] She gained the same amount of elo as she lost,

[00:30:06] whereas I said earlier in rank 2.0,

[00:30:09] you would always gain more than you lost

[00:30:12] because it was a Mickey Mouse rank system.

[00:30:14] In rank 3.0, if you gain on average 20,

[00:30:18] you're gonna lose on average 20.

[00:30:20] And the reason why I told her,

[00:30:22] this stream's never gonna end,

[00:30:24] high-fives, you remember this,

[00:30:25] she had like six matches played

[00:30:28] and she had like a 0.6 KD and she lost more than she won.

[00:30:33] But what she didn't understand was she got placed in bronze

[00:30:36] so she thought silver would be a walk in the park.

[00:30:39] But the thing is the lowest rank you can place

[00:30:41] in Siege's bronze.

[00:30:42] Like she was literally a copper player

[00:30:45] trying to get silver sold up in this rank system

[00:30:49] with like a 0.6 KD.

[00:30:50] And I was like, all right, the math is not really math in here.

[00:30:54] I rank, you will also be able to see my-

[00:30:56] She would need to have the best set of teammates ever

[00:31:01] for like 30 hours straight,

[00:31:04] and then she would touch silver,

[00:31:06] but it's bronze and your teammates are literally

[00:31:08] gonna have cylinder block bricks in their head.

[00:31:11] AD, which the last time I checked it was a 0.3.

[00:31:15] Awesome.

[00:31:16] Today, we go from trash to garbage.

[00:31:22] Ladies and gentlemen.

[00:31:24] I wouldn't, hold on, wouldn't garbage just be a more descriptive, more embarrassing version

[00:31:31] of trash?

[00:31:32] Jack, these people are counting costs as I'm going to lose it.

[00:31:37] Guys, wouldn't garbage be like a more descriptive, worse version?

[00:31:42] It starts now.

[00:31:44] All right, ladies and gentlemen, this game determines how I feel the rest of the time

[00:31:49] that I'm playing.

[00:31:52] I love that she's on cap can, that's like, her best bet of getting kills.

[00:31:57] I am my perimeter!

[00:32:01] Is this Helen Keller's POV?

[00:32:02] Yo mods, get us new back, I'm so serious.

[00:32:05] See, she's reading chat, she's not dialed.

[00:32:09] Oh, ah, I got one!

[00:32:12] The problem with sitting in corners like this is like, if they drone you, you're just automatically trapped.

[00:32:21] Oh my god, I got two!

[00:32:22] Oh my god! Okay, okay, okay. I hear you stupid dumb idiot.

[00:32:35] No!

[00:32:36] Oh my god!

[00:32:37] Yeah, this is just classic Bronze Lobby. She kills two people in this corner, and Doakabee doesn't even think to like, pre-fire this.

[00:32:45] Say on God you are both standing next to me and talking in my ear while I'm doing this.

[00:32:49] Yeah, I don't know if I should be like critiquing the gameplay here, but right now this looks like copper

[00:33:17] over. This looks like over where you lost. Wait, I gotta go. Hold on. Wait, stop. You

[00:33:27] need a 51% to rank up.

[00:33:31] Oh, where does she know? I don't even know. Honestly, it totally depends on what you

[00:33:38] play against and stuff. It's very random. My win ratio is 35% right now. So that was

[00:33:45] her first, I think, moment of realization, you physically need to win more than you lose.

[00:33:52] Period.

[00:33:53] To rank up.

[00:33:58] She hears an enemy right in front of her then turns around.

[00:34:13] This is in its biggest problem, and I was gonna be honest, it's flat out just aim.

[00:34:18] It's like just, it's a horror movie, it really is.

[00:34:21] I never know what's coming out of that gun.

[00:34:24] I got a kill!

[00:34:25] Wait, so let me get this right.

[00:34:27] You got a kill when I wasn't here?

[00:34:28] I did get a kill.

[00:34:30] One.

[00:34:31] You know what's really demeaning is when I get one kill and everybody starts celebrating.

[00:34:37] Yeah, just probably staying a little bit higher

[00:34:47] Total defeat I mean like this is like Barlin by the way, sorry. I'm so long did I'm doing something that you could never do

[00:34:53] Which is called gaming you're not really used to that

[00:35:02] Okay, yep

[00:35:04] Kii, 5 wins, 7 losses, 0.6 kill to death ratio, 42 win percentage, 12 matches played, this is how I knew this stream was not a marathon to silver, it was a speed run to copper, because this trajectory right here is right into copper.

[00:35:24] We did it! Holy shit!

[00:35:33] Plants in close rack, plants in close rack.

[00:35:35] N impressions!

[00:35:39] Oh my God! I hit my elbow!

[00:35:49] They were up a 3-0.

[00:35:51] Up 3 and lost.

[00:35:52] Guys, I'm not a killer.

[00:35:54] I'm not joking. If I go down to copper, I genuinely think I'll be on watch.

[00:36:00] Is that okay?

[00:36:02] Please tell her. Please tell her.

[00:36:04] Kill her!

[00:36:06] Yeah, it's...

[00:36:08] Oh wait, I'm coming in the second year.

[00:36:11] Chad, here I come with my two cents.

[00:36:13] I'm actually going to move my camera.

[00:36:18] I'm feeling I'm going to be in this video a lot because I told her to not do this like 500 times.

[00:36:23] What? Hold on, what is this clip?

[00:36:25] What is this motherfuckin' good to say?

[00:36:26] If Cine does this all solo queue,

[00:36:29] I actually don't know if this is possible.

[00:36:34] It was two levels!

[00:36:36] I'm interested to see how this goes.

[00:36:38] And I'm already gearing.

[00:36:40] Bro, he called you a sneak spot.

[00:36:44] Yeah, I don't know if this stream is-

[00:36:45] Okay, yeah.

[00:36:45] I'm gonna end this.

[00:36:46] Bitch!

[00:36:50] Okay, I don't know if this stream is ever gonna end,

[00:36:52] meaning like she's never gonna reach silver but I didn't know you'll see I

[00:36:56] don't want to spoil what ends up happening if you're watching this on

[00:36:59] YouTube for the first time I don't want to spoil it but it's it's pretty funny

[00:37:04] okay okay we're back hold on for a while wait I might not have to order the air

[00:37:12] mattress tonight I'm fine with that I'm literally back to where I see because the

[00:37:15] thing is like to rank up in solo queue you actually have to be the point of

[00:37:19] difference. And chat is going to say I'm glazing, but you sort of have to be messy in a way. You

[00:37:24] guys know how Peter Drury said messy has always and will always be the point of difference.

[00:37:30] There are games in Siege where you queue in and it's an auto win. You have a teammate going

[00:37:34] 9-0, League of Legends is the same thing. But to consistently rank up, you need to be the point

[00:37:41] of difference if you're going to solo queue. I don't think you should play support unless you

[00:37:45] Once you play support at a really high level, but you need to be fragging.

[00:37:48] You need to have like a 1.3 KD minimum.

[00:37:52] If you want to actually like climb solo queue, you need to be making place.

[00:37:58] This you're not going to rank up.

[00:38:00] You're not going to rank up.

[00:38:01] I started.

[00:38:02] Holy loser.

[00:38:03] I'm five hours in and I'm back to where I started.

[00:38:04] My bad.

[00:38:05] I'm sorry guys.

[00:38:06] I didn't need to blind you.

[00:38:07] Are you sure?

[00:38:08] Are you sure?

[00:38:09] Are you sure?

[00:38:10] She yanked her teammate?

[00:38:11] No.

[00:38:12] That's enough.

[00:38:13] Yang would be an operator I would never recommend a new player to use because you actually can murder your whole team.

[00:38:20] Fuse would be another one I would never recommend a new player to use or an old player fuse just to chop that operator.

[00:38:27] If you're new to the game, use simple stuff that's efficient like lion, finca, sledge.

[00:38:32] Finca waits your teammates are low health, heal them.

[00:38:35] Lion waits your teammates enter the building, pop the lion's cans.

[00:38:38] It's hard to really go wrong with like lion and finca.

[00:38:42] Did you guys have like school?

[00:38:44] You have like school! You have like school!

[00:38:46] Get off the comms! You have like school or something!

[00:38:48] Go to school! Go to school!

[00:38:50] Go to school!

[00:38:51] Focus on the king!

[00:38:52] Stop talking!

[00:38:53] And go to school!

[00:38:57] You're dead ass getting carried by 12 year olds.

[00:39:02] GG's bro.

[00:39:06] So the record is 4 and 8 right now.

[00:39:09] So she's bronze 4, about to go to bronze 5.

[00:39:11] Bronson. She needs literally the greatest set of teammates ever to get this over.

[00:39:23] That was okay. That was pure luck. Oh my god. Bro, this is like a stop and shot.

[00:39:34] Close range. Wait, was she trying to shoot her teammate? Oh my god, she was trying to shoot

[00:39:38] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. She was trying to shoot her teammate. Chad, I'm not even kidding. She was trying to shoot her teammate. She was trying to shoot her teammate. Oh my god. That was the luckiest thing I've ever seen.

[00:39:53] Guys, I almost dropped my teammate. I'm not really lucky.

[00:39:59] That is just insanity.

[00:40:01] I turned the corner.

[00:40:02] It was match point.

[00:40:04] I've never used my mind. I

[00:40:09] Turned she heard the gunshots. I see my teammate. I go to shoot them

[00:40:19] All right, let's do another one that might be the luckiest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm not even kidding

[00:40:28] Why is Ron calling me I love Ron and let me call him let me call them

[00:40:35] He should do this. Ron could get silver. He could.

[00:40:46] Um, well, yeah, that's better than before. No, no, no, I have literally gone up and down and

[00:40:54] up and down. I've d-ranked twice and re-ranked twice and now I'm about to d-rank again.

[00:40:58] Well, that's if you lose.

[00:41:01] Did I just de-rank?

[00:41:03] Oh, hell no.

[00:41:04] Say, well, ah, you guys just de-ranked.

[00:41:06] We've ended today as bronze four.

[00:41:12] I'm so depressed.

[00:41:13] I want to love the game so bad.

[00:41:15] Like, I genuinely do.

[00:41:16] But, like, I don't get it.

[00:41:17] Like, I do.

[00:41:18] This is the most mentally ill game I've ever experienced in my life.

[00:41:21] This is so awful.

[00:41:23] 12 out.

[00:41:24] Bro, but the thing is, like, that new players don't understand.

[00:41:27] like it really that like you this is the best part the best part of seed is like

[00:41:32] learning like once you get to like diamond and all of the kids names are

[00:41:38] flixer shixer bixer rotor swung and they're all just screaming slurs and

[00:41:44] their degenerates like it just gets the more competitive the game gets the

[00:41:47] more cringy gets this is the best part bro or is it on negative progress but we

[00:41:54] Dude, there's a lot of music in here, bro.

[00:41:56] Godly, hold up.

[00:41:58] You will see this KV.

[00:42:00] Still very low.

[00:42:02] Yeah, I mean...

[00:42:04] But you will see this...

[00:42:06] Jack, how many days did she make it?

[00:42:08] No, I don't want to spoil it. I don't want to spoil it.

[00:42:10] But yeah, this is like day two, I think.

[00:42:12] This is already looking rough.

[00:42:14] At Silver.

[00:42:16] It's just I mean to be honest it's everything but the aim is really standing out right now

[00:42:29] I love it all of her games are just like absolute slug fest like it's some this is just so peak

[00:42:43] Everybody has the default skins, like no one has any cosmetics, everyone's lost.

[00:42:47] It's just some absolute slug fast.

[00:42:50] Bronze 3?

[00:42:51] Oh my god, I'm back where I started.

[00:42:53] You know, because R6 like respectfully, and I mean this like so respectfully.

[00:42:56] How do I lose two games that puts me in Bronze 4, but winning two games does not put me back in Bronze 3?

[00:43:05] So, it's solely the way Ranked 3.0 works. 2.0 was a joke.

[00:43:10] The way rank 3.0 works is it depends on like what MMR you're against.

[00:43:15] So like if she beats five silvers, she would get a lot of elo,

[00:43:19] but if she beats five coppers, she's not going to get any elo.

[00:43:22] It's dependent on the average MMR of what you lose to

[00:43:25] and the average MMR of what you beat is what you get.

[00:43:27] It's actually a good rank system.

[00:43:29] Genuinely, I appreciate the raid, but what the fuck is that?

[00:43:35] I was in the stream when this happened.

[00:43:36] I watched this round.

[00:43:40] I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so so mad, I'm so so mad, I'm so so mad, I'm so mad, I'm

[00:43:59] so mad.

[00:44:00] Yo chat, this is like, this is actually, oh god, this is a peak video, I'm not gonna lie,

[00:44:06] It's very nostalgic, bro.

[00:44:08] God, that is a sexy nook skin.

[00:44:13] Chad, this nook skin is so good.

[00:44:14] Look at this nook skin.

[00:44:15] Yes, I just lost more than I gained, which is awesome.

[00:44:18] So now I've made negative progress once again.

[00:44:21] I might need to hire a therapist today.

[00:44:23] Maybe a coach instead.

[00:44:24] That was so rude.

[00:44:27] I didn't even laugh at that.

[00:44:28] That was kind of funny.

[00:44:29] Sina!

[00:44:30] Wait, did you play yesterday?

[00:44:33] What, yesterday?

[00:44:35] How does she know it's Sina if she hasn't even talked?

[00:44:38] Is it just you, Sina?

[00:44:39] No, no, no, stop!

[00:44:40] Stop blowing the splat!

[00:44:42] No, no, okay, okay, guys, guys, listen.

[00:44:44] There's no fucking way.

[00:44:45] Guys, oh no, okay, listen.

[00:44:46] I might not be Sina, I might be.

[00:44:48] But if I am Sina, I need you to play really good right now,

[00:44:51] okay, like really good,

[00:44:52] because I'm on your scene right now.

[00:44:54] I remember, my girls, thank you very much, my goats.

[00:45:00] Godly, I mean, even just like, she's new to the game,

[00:45:04] but like standing on a window like this,

[00:45:07] not upside down repelling.

[00:45:09] She's literally showing her entire body.

[00:45:13] Like she's poking out like a sore thumb right now.

[00:45:16] Upside down pelling is hard for a new player,

[00:45:19] but like if she's repelling like this to showing her head,

[00:45:21] it's not that bad, because then they can hit that.

[00:45:24] She's literally showing her whole like shoulder, arm, elbow.

[00:45:29] Then open, open, open.

[00:45:30] Whoa, whoa, hit a lion. See this would have been a good scenario to probably lion scan

[00:45:38] before entering. Blind entering in a 3v2 when your teammates have

[00:45:46] side control and they could plant and she actually could hold off all the choke points.

[00:45:51] It's like a chess blunder.

[00:45:53] That was my fault.

[00:45:54] Guys, I'm not going to allow this.

[00:45:55] I was getting twisted up in my core there.

[00:45:57] He's pushing, he's pushing, pushing.

[00:45:59] Left, left, left, left.

[00:46:00] Nice!

[00:46:01] Nice!

[00:46:02] Good job!

[00:46:03] There you go!

[00:46:05] Guys, we're all going to Disney!

[00:46:08] Yes!

[00:46:09] She's going to Disney!

[00:46:10] Chat, unbiasedly, what game is it hard to bring Silver

[00:46:13] and Siege or League?

[00:46:14] I'm going to say League.

[00:46:15] Ron's calling.

[00:46:16] Ron, what about Siege?

[00:46:18] Hey, bro, what's up, man?

[00:46:19] How you been?

[00:46:21] Before I just lost everything because I just crashed a question.

[00:46:24] I have a dude named Ryan Garcia that wants to beat the shit out of me.

[00:46:28] I'm wondering if you'd be there to me to back me up.

[00:46:32] I will be there bro.

[00:46:35] Okay.

[00:46:36] Can you just stay out loud that you will fuck up Ryan Garcia and be half a minute?

[00:46:40] I will be there.

[00:46:43] I'll be there.

[00:46:44] No.

[00:46:44] Can you, can you just like say I will fuck?

[00:46:47] I think I'm fired up, I think I'm left, I'm left, I'm left, rough, rough.

[00:46:57] We're all going to Disney, let's go!

[00:47:02] Yo, I'm not taking those kids to Disney.

[00:47:05] But that's what it's like.

[00:47:07] Wait, did somebody say, sport wants to train?

[00:47:10] Is he ready?

[00:47:11] What?

[00:47:12] Oh, thank god.

[00:47:13] Okay, I actually didn't see this.

[00:47:15] Oh my god, Sina already looks numb.

[00:47:19] I did not see this.

[00:47:21] Oh.

[00:47:22] Bro.

[00:47:23] You sound depressed.

[00:47:24] I'm not going to lie.

[00:47:25] Dude, first of all, how many hours of CG do you play per day?

[00:47:28] Like, like 10?

[00:47:30] What is a pro?

[00:47:31] So this is not, this is like, dude, he screams like six hours a day.

[00:47:35] Eight to 10 maybe?

[00:47:36] I would genuinely rather die.

[00:47:37] I don't tell you this, buddy.

[00:47:39] You ain't, I hope you're getting silver, bro.

[00:47:42] Listen, I-

[00:47:43] Thank you, spoiled.

[00:47:44] Yeah, you're not getting silver like

[00:47:47] No, we need to get back to the drawing board. I will trust your training. Yeah, let's do a custom

[00:47:52] I'm gonna set up a game and then just like have you like quick peaks of mangoes and stuff

[00:47:55] I want you to stop where I'm standing right now

[00:47:58] Just hold this angle. Okay. Yeah, and then I just want you to strafe left and right like this

[00:48:04] Just like that then you practice like this is like the most productive thing he could have showed her every time

[00:48:10] But did she actually apply this chat? Did she apply this? Tap tap on the fixer

[00:48:18] Okay, wait you want to one of you one on this last round where we hiding

[00:48:30] You miss oh

[00:48:34] Brother oh my god. Is he knife only fuck I can't get up help

[00:48:40] Okay, hold on, just give me a minute.

[00:48:43] Okay.

[00:48:44] Brono's the timer of when she's concussed.

[00:48:54] Yeah, I couldn't even do anything.

[00:48:58] I was just stunned the entire time.

[00:49:00] The fuck was that?

[00:49:02] Oh, I forgot about the bomb.

[00:49:05] I forgot!

[00:49:06] What? No, no, no. Genuinely what?

[00:49:11] I'm not going to lie when Spoigt does this. See, this is the PC movement.

[00:49:14] When Spoigt does this, I can't even hit him. It's like a...

[00:49:17] It's like a Hachon Peak on Royds.

[00:49:19] Genuinely what is that?

[00:49:21] Okay, do it again, do it again, do it again.

[00:49:22] Do it again. Wait, hold on, do it again.

[00:49:24] No, no, no, no, no. Okay.

[00:49:25] Again, again.

[00:49:26] Do it again, do it again.

[00:49:30] Oh! Oh!

[00:49:31] Oh!

[00:49:32] They will lie.

[00:49:33] She got him.

[00:49:34] There's nobody who just does all of that.

[00:49:35] What?

[00:49:41] Bro, I'm in carbon.

[00:49:42] Oh my god, I'm never gonna...

[00:49:47] Oh god!

[00:49:49] Oh!

[00:49:51] And chat, little thing.

[00:49:53] White knew she had six shots, so he knew when to peek.

[00:49:56] Like, bro, this guy's a fucking chat.

[00:49:58] He knew when she shot all six shots.

[00:50:05] You know what's in it?

[00:50:06] I mean, I was just talking to the bullets.

[00:50:09] I'm gonna be real, but like, you won't be real.

[00:50:10] No one in bronze is doing that.

[00:50:12] Any of that in like bronze.

[00:50:13] Here you go each other.

[00:50:14] Put up your screen share.

[00:50:15] I want you to play a low shooting range.

[00:50:18] Oh!

[00:50:19] Don't control the vehicle, but just press mouse one.

[00:50:21] You'll see how the vehicle goes up.

[00:50:23] So just like shoot, yeah.

[00:50:25] Oh yeah, and it shoots all the way up, okay.

[00:50:27] Oh, with this gun, it's gonna be much like straight up.

[00:50:30] Okay, this gun, I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[00:50:32] Silver okay gold level you should not be out of this circle. This gun has like literally zero recoil

[00:50:42] And I could pull down so much in order to I didn't realize you had to do that honest

[00:50:46] There's eat this easier guns to be honest

[00:50:48] Wait, is this why I've been missing my shots because I use King all the uh-oh

[00:50:53] No, this is one of like and probably five different reasons

[00:50:56] He told her to I this is just like this is fucked up. He told her to use the SMG 12

[00:51:12] Can you aim with this look yes

[00:51:16] Oh my god, like how do you even do okay? Hold on wait, let me clear it again. We're trying that's your dick

[00:51:22] I'm literally outlining the circle, this is, yeah, that's GG, don't ever put me on this gun, oh my god.

[00:51:29] So now I would have to get 12 consecutive wins in order to get all the way back, or get the silver, right?

[00:51:36] If I'm in broad four.

[00:51:38] Wait, it's still in the right turn to reach?

[00:51:40] Yeah.

[00:51:41] 12 consecutive wins of solo queue with a point 680.

[00:51:46] You have a better chance of getting struck,

[00:51:49] struck by lightning nine times,

[00:51:51] and then winning the lottery,

[00:51:54] and then solving World Hunger.

[00:51:55] Literally.

[00:51:57] Literally.

[00:51:58] Fuck.

[00:51:59] What do you mean, Holy?

[00:52:01] Because basically, let's actually do the math.

[00:52:05] Her win percentage is what, like 45, 44?

[00:52:09] What are the odds of a, let's ask Bernard,

[00:52:11] what are the odds of a 45% likelihood

[00:52:13] happening 12 times in a row?

[00:52:15] It's going to be like one in a million, maybe more, maybe worse.

[00:52:25] Hey, Bernard, what are the odds of a 45% likelihood happening 12 consecutive times in a row?

[00:52:33] So each time you've got a 45% chance to get that happening 12 times in a row, you multiply those probabilities.

[00:52:41] Bernard, call it like 42%.

[00:52:43] You got it. So if you multiply 0.45 by itself 12 times, you end up with roughly 0.0042.

[00:52:53] So about 0.42%. That's pretty rare.

[00:52:56] So if she has a 45% more percentage, Bernard just said she has a 99.6% chance of not doing

[00:53:03] that stuff.

[00:53:04] Yeah. How do I, how do I tell her guys, oh, it might be, uh, uh, it's going to be hard.

[00:53:13] It's going to be hard.

[00:53:14] I believe in you, Senna.

[00:53:16] Son, son, chat this in, bro.

[00:53:20] Wait, okay.

[00:53:21] I heard 1%.

[00:53:22] It's not even 45.

[00:53:23] It's not even close.

[00:53:24] 18 wins, 28 losses.

[00:53:26] Guys, what's the math on that?

[00:53:29] I want to call Bernard back.

[00:53:30] 18 wins, 28 losses.

[00:53:32] What's the math on that?

[00:53:35] What's the math on that?

[00:53:39] you. 32% 32% 32% likelihood happening 12 times in a row. Yeah, just better off, get

[00:53:52] like better chance getting struck by lighting. So do like this, right? Yeah, that's good.

[00:54:01] But really, I should really do that on these. Yeah, I wouldn't really do it on this angle.

[00:54:08] It's more of like when you're holding an angle, you want to stay still, but when you're peeking

[00:54:13] a doorway, you should probably do that.

[00:54:16] I can do it on that.

[00:54:21] Oh my god, I can.

[00:54:25] I'm scared.

[00:54:26] I mean, that was going to happen as soon as she grabbed it, I think that was going to

[00:54:34] happen.

[00:54:35] Don't worry guys, I'm coming in.

[00:54:48] I'm sorry.

[00:54:58] I'm sorry.

[00:55:00] I'm sorry, what is that pictures name from from from the boys no no no no yo hey chat

[00:55:09] this is deadass like this is insane no this is a hard one

[00:55:13] can I just get fucking sucker punched about what was that just turn the hacks on now

[00:55:20] I'm sure the worst day ever, please.

[00:55:24] 18 wins in 30 losses?

[00:55:27] Oh my god.

[00:55:28] I have done Elden Ring, I have fought Malania, I have beaten the Elden Ring DLC, and I have

[00:55:46] I've never felt this bad in a game.

[00:55:50] This has been hand.

[00:55:52] Because Elden Ring, it's like steady progression.

[00:55:55] Like you're steadily getting better at every boss

[00:55:57] as you fight it.

[00:55:58] This is like just steady decline.

[00:56:01] Now, the worst day game has ever made me feel.

[00:56:04] I like have zero interest in ever touching this game,

[00:56:09] ever getting this game is the worst game ever made.

[00:56:11] I'm sorry, I'm so sad.

[00:56:12] All right, Chad, good night.

[00:56:14] I'll see y'all in the morning.

[00:56:16] If I go back down to copper is over like I'm like everything is gonna destroy it. I

[00:56:23] 38 1 percentage so the number Bernard said

[00:56:28] 0.04 percent

[00:56:30] Or 0.4 percent. It's actually way lower because this is 9% lower. I can't do it. I genuinely cannot do it

[00:56:46] I don't even know how to survive.

[00:56:49] There's nothing to get excited about, I'm dead inside.

[00:56:51] That means nothing.

[00:56:52] AJ?

[00:56:53] You don't need, you keep trying to learn the game, bro.

[00:57:02] Please stop trying to learn the game.

[00:57:03] I'm literally watching you not aim, but I'm watching your aim.

[00:57:07] I can't do it.

[00:57:11] I can't do it.

[00:57:12] I refuse.

[00:57:13] I refuse to be rated.

[00:57:14] I'm not.

[00:57:15] I I woke up today in a bad mood and I refuse I absolutely

[00:57:19] refuse to be rated agent. I love you and you are one of my

[00:57:22] closest friends. I will not I refuse to be rated. I won't do

[00:57:27] it. I won't do it. I won't do it. I won't do it. I won't do it.

[00:57:32] I actually get it. I oh my god. Holding a close range door

[00:57:38] with a DMR when she has the best close range gun in the game

[00:57:43] as her secondary. I am a human trashcan. This is the worst game I have ever played

[00:57:51] in my life. I'm so tilted. I'm actually so tilted but I've never experienced this in

[00:57:57] my life. Oh my god. I have never been so angry at a game.

[00:58:05] Austin, I put away the ying. Please, I've seen you blind like 11 teammates in this cut-up video.

[00:58:12] And there's 12. Put away the ying. There's 12.

[00:58:23] I can't think of a more detrimental operator for a new player to use than ying.

[00:58:29] Because it's like, not only is it a new player, but they're actually just gonna blind their team.

[00:58:35] That was horrible timing.

[00:58:40] Oh my God, this is the worst thing I've ever done in my life.

[00:58:42] Let me show you my setup right now.

[00:58:43] I'm no shower, hoodie.

[00:58:46] I have a-

[00:58:47] I haven't spoiled the video yet,

[00:58:48] but if you're watching this on YouTube,

[00:58:49] you can probably assume what's gonna happen next.

[00:58:51] Red bull can and here, a banana peel,

[00:58:54] and my chicken nugget sauce that I ate last night.

[00:58:57] And I just cracked all my eggshells in here

[00:58:59] so I can eat my egg.

[00:59:00] And now I'm pouring seasoning over the egg,

[00:59:03] over top the bowl so I can eat it.

[00:59:07] Oh my God, that's actually so good.

[00:59:09] Go get sunlight, take rest.

[00:59:14] Ying Shotgun, teammate leaves to get a pop-tart,

[00:59:18] reading chat in the action phase,

[00:59:21] on ADS walking out of spawn.

[00:59:24] I mean, this is like a nightmare.

[00:59:27] This is literally a nightmare.

[00:59:29] It's like, just not even,

[00:59:30] there's no chance of getting to silver.

[00:59:32] Zero, zero point zero zero zero.

[00:59:35] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,

[00:59:38] oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

[00:59:40] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:59:43] God, 45 hours?

[00:59:45] Godly.

[00:59:46] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

[00:59:50] I never feel so good.

[00:59:52] Oh, never feel so good.

[00:59:53] There is no, like, genuinely a physical,

[00:59:56] please, God, please, I can't be this,

[00:59:59] I cannot be this fucking game.

[01:00:02] There's no baby

[01:00:06] You should smile more

[01:00:20] Classic siege music

[01:00:25] She did one more game

[01:00:32] Oh my god, I think I see how I can get right into the window.

[01:00:36] Start Rainbow Six window, narrator updates window, score list item, you can adjust which

[01:00:42] details narrator announces for that control text, such as a scenario, position info, state,

[01:00:48] value, etc.

[01:00:51] Press narrator key plus alt plus p to open personalization for the top rainbow scan.

[01:00:56] No summer capping.

[01:00:58] Oh my god, oh my god, please, please, please.

[01:01:01] Cap. Cap. Cap. Cap. Cap. Double. Cap. Cap. Cap. D. Cap. Cap. Cap. Cap. Cap.

[01:01:08] Caps. Cap. Cap.

[01:01:10] How do I stop it?

[01:01:11] Start. R. Start.

[01:01:15] Task Manager window. Name sorted. Assuming.

[01:01:19] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:01:20] Press Enter to change sorting.

[01:01:21] Enter item.

[01:01:23] Unoffening race meeting. No. Oh god, I'm not being race meeting. Why can't I not work out?

[01:01:27] 0.66 KD 22 wins 36 losses.

[01:01:31] Oh, what Ron? What? Ron was here? Of course he was.

[01:01:45] 3-7 3-7-4-2 Broadlawn 3-7-4-2 Broadlawn 3-7-4-2. Oh brother. Oh god.

[01:01:55] Look at these maverick holes like I know this is not this doesn't matter but just love

[01:02:01] Like Maverick just said I fuck it. I'm gonna just do whatever on the left side here

[01:02:06] What even like the fact that Maverick did this for this long and didn't die is obscene

[01:02:22] So she capped it off with 22 wins and 37 losses

[01:02:26] I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so this is where she broke my hands are shaking I'm so this game is the worst fucking

[01:02:40] Oh my god this game is so fucking bad bro it's actually so bad I don't get it I genuinely don't get it this is the worst game imaginable like like why why did I do this I don't understand I don't get it I genuinely do not get it

[01:02:54] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[01:03:03] So we're in copper.

[01:03:09] You gotta be fucking kidding me. I have never... I don't even know if you can hear me. I'm like...

[01:03:16] Can you see?

[01:03:17] And the monitor is broken. Yep

[01:03:26] Clash I've definitely been there

[01:03:33] This is my first shooter ever this is the first one I can tell yeah, go fuck yourself

[01:03:40] Yeah, so like what do we think man, I mean

[01:03:43] I mean, thinking she would get the silver on right 3.0's terms is just flat out insanity.

[01:03:50] Honestly, if she kept playing, she'd be copper.

[01:03:52] I don't even know if she's played rank since then.

[01:03:56] Clear cut, clearest day copper.

[01:03:59] I mean, I just, everything was copper.

[01:04:03] Good chat.

[01:04:04] Here's my final question.

[01:04:07] How long did it take you guys to reach silver?

[01:04:12] How long did it take you guys to reach silver?

[01:04:15] I did not pause 109 fucking times.

[01:04:21] Ooh, but this question's kind of misleading though,

[01:04:24] because of rank 2.0.

[01:04:29] Yeah, rank 2.0 kind of fucks it up.

[01:04:33] The thing is though, there's a lot of factors to understand.

[01:04:36] First off, send us on PC,

[01:04:38] which is just gonna be flat out more difficult than console.

[01:04:41] Second, it's her first shooter.

[01:04:46] Third, she literally had a 0.6 KD.

[01:04:52] She did the level 50 process, which God bless her soul.

[01:04:56] I don't know how she made it through the level 50 process.

[01:04:59] I don't even know.

[01:05:01] Bro, I'm gonna be honest.

[01:05:04] If Siege did not implement,

[01:05:08] If Siege did not implement, like back when I played Siege,

[01:05:11] when I was level zero, I could play ranked

[01:05:15] because in the old shitty system,

[01:05:17] if the host of the lobby was level 20

[01:05:21] or higher, you could play ranked.

[01:05:23] So like my first game ever, I did a house custom game

[01:05:27] and then 10 minutes later, I was in ranked.

[01:05:30] I just got thrown right into the pit.

[01:05:34] But all right, chat, it's time to game.

[01:05:37] Yeah, I mean, it's cool, bro.

[01:05:38] It's cool that's gonna actually get that.

[01:05:42] Chat, what should we do first?

[01:05:44] You versus the rank you deserve and then we'll be five?

[01:05:45] Yeah.

[01:05:47] Chat, I'm trying to record three videos today

[01:05:49] because I'm traveling for the next three days.

[01:05:53] Technically four-ish days

[01:05:55] because I gotta fly back, five-hour flight.

[01:05:57] So I'm trying to record three videos today.

[01:05:59] Chat, now here's my question.

[01:06:04] Not in ranked 1.0, not in ranked 2.0.

[01:06:07] What game do you think is harder to reach Silver?

[01:06:10] Rank 3.0 C each or Rank 3 or League of Legends?

[01:06:14] I'm gonna go League.

[01:06:17] Bro, I know motherfuckers in League of Legends

[01:06:20] who have been playing for seven years

[01:06:22] and are iron slash bronze.

[01:06:25] Like that game, League of Legends is,

[01:06:28] I'm just gonna be honest, it's a competitive masterpiece.

[01:06:32] It is, like I'm always gonna play this League.

[01:06:35] If you think you're a competitive gamer, play League,

[01:06:40] and then you'll see what it is.

[01:06:42] Because you have just psychopaths on your team every game.

[01:06:46] You're dealing with like narcissists, sociopaths,

[01:06:49] delinquents every game.

[01:06:52] You always have some 0 and 9, Jorick Toplaner.

[01:06:56] It's like you really get tested mentally.

[01:06:59] Like this is the biggest difference between Siege and League.

[01:07:02] And they're my two favorite competitive games ever.

[01:07:04] My favorite game ever is Red Dead Redemption 2, because that game changed my life.

[01:07:10] Neither here nor there.

[01:07:14] The biggest difference between Siege and League is this.

[01:07:18] If I play Siege, and my teammate goes 0 and 9, it doesn't affect me.

[01:07:24] Like it kind of does, because then I'm going to get collapsed on more, and I'm going to

[01:07:28] be in more 1v2s and 1v3s, but it's still winnable.

[01:07:32] If the enemies are going to die to one headshot, period, flat outs, he does a one shot headshot

[01:07:36] game.

[01:07:37] If my teammate goes 0-9 in League of Legends, he is literally creating a nuclear weapon on

[01:07:45] the other team.

[01:07:47] That's the difference.

[01:07:49] Like my piece of shit Jorick Toplaner who went 0-8 last night and was spamming to FF

[01:07:54] 15 minutes into the game, he created a nuclear fucking warhead on the other team.

[01:08:01] That's the biggest difference.

[01:08:04] That's the biggest difference.

[01:08:05] Your teammates have the power to create a nuclear fucking warhead in me, later on.

[01:08:14] Cap excuses LARP.

[01:08:16] I'm not LARPing.

[01:08:18] How many ranked games have we played?

[01:08:19] I think I've played like 300 games.

[01:08:20] I'm not LARPing, bro.

[01:08:24] But chat today we got you versus the rank you just...

[01:08:26] And then we're going to 1v5 coppers and then we're going to play some

[01:08:30] RANK TARNEY thinking about it.

[01:08:32] Azari thinking about it.

[01:08:33] It's your one.

[01:08:34] Chat.

[01:08:35] Let me make it clear.

[01:08:37] We're doing you first to make you deserve on Xbox.

[01:08:40] Why Xbox?

[01:08:41] Because it's easy to just get people in the party chat.

[01:08:44] Xbox only.

[01:08:45] Sorry to the PlayStation boys.

[01:08:47] It's just hard with game chat.

[01:08:49] It's actually impossible.

[01:08:50] Xbox only.

[01:08:51] Type your gamer tag.

[01:08:54] Peak rank.

[01:08:55] current rank. Oh no, current, current, fuck peak rank. Type your current rank because rank 3.0.

[01:09:02] We've never done Ubers to rank and deserve on rank 3.0. People's ranks are going to be fucking lower.

[01:09:07] Period. Flat out. Type your current rank, not your peak rank. I don't give a fuck about those

[01:09:12] fraudulent ass rank 2.0 ranks. I need your current rank, your KD and your Xbox Gamertag.

[01:09:20] I'm going to go P. We're going to get our first two people in. We're probably going to do three

[01:09:23] B1, B1, so we're probably gonna get six chatters in.

[01:09:26] BRB, be ready to play, boys.

[01:09:28] Be ready to play.

[01:09:29] BRB, BRB.

[01:10:53] Yeah, I know it's hard to remember the people we used to be, it's even harder- alright,

[01:11:13] why is the wire bubbling in the fucking-

[01:11:15] All of my breeches burnt down, chat is it just me and guys, can we address the elephant

[01:11:25] in the room?

[01:11:28] I'm looking skinnier, bro, I'm looking skinnier, chat, like I'm gonna be honest, chat I'm

[01:11:34] looking skinnier, bro, let's address the elephant in the room, bro, no, let's do it, let's do

[01:11:37] it.

[01:11:38] Guys, I'm looking skinnier out there, fatter, okay.

[01:11:45] no guys streamer games is in two days.

[01:11:47] It's time to really dial in.

[01:11:50] Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:11:51] It's really time to dial in.

[01:11:54] Chat like, I'm telling y'all boys, right?

[01:11:56] You're right now.

[01:11:57] Like I'm ready.

[01:12:02] I'm ready, I'm ready.

[01:12:04] Server games in two days chat.

[01:12:05] I know, I like buy you, think of it as a crime.

[01:12:09] Jinsi, check buyer.

[01:12:10] Um, club football son of a...

[01:12:15] Chet is club football back?

[01:12:20] Byron verse, Rotach, what in the mother of God?

[01:12:27] 15-0?

[01:12:30] I've never even heard of this club.

[01:12:33] Rotach Eggern?

[01:12:38] Is it like a high school?

[01:12:41] Wait, is this real?

[01:12:44] They beat them 27-0.

[01:12:52] Bro, some of these guys are like 40.

[01:12:54] Bro, what the fuck is this, Chad?

[01:13:08] Some of these guys are 40 years old!

[01:13:10] Bro, what is this club?

[01:13:16] And why are they playing Bayern?

[01:13:19] I know it's hard to remember, dude.

[01:13:22] Are my batteries gonna do this today?

[01:13:26] No phone, who risks, no whip, who risks?

[01:13:31] I'm gonna wire it directly into my Xbox

[01:13:33] this way I don't like fucking lag.

[01:13:38] I have all the covers.

[01:13:41] Hi guys, tell them after this.

[01:13:43] I'm gonna do this first.

[01:13:45] I'm gonna do this first, hi, Brian.

[01:13:46] I know it's actually high fives

[01:13:53] If you have all five of the conference ready right now, I think we could do it

[01:13:58] But let's one be five first. Fuck it. Let's won't be five

[01:14:03] Now let's do it high-fives, let's do it

[01:14:05] Let's do it. Ken high-fives put up their gamers tags on a notepad on my left side monitor here, and I'm gonna invite

[01:14:11] Yeah, I'm gonna one be five first mods and predictions

[01:14:16] Jinxy verse 5 coppers, let's see what I can do.

[01:14:23] Jinxy verse 5 coppers, let's see what I can do.

[01:14:27] Yeah, I know it's hard to remember.

[01:14:31] Sorry.

[01:14:32] Can I have to shave my stash?

[01:14:36] I gotta shave my stash.

[01:14:40] Crab dog, you're the first copper ever today.

[01:14:42] Crab dog, welcome to the challenge.

[01:14:44] Welcome to the challenge, join up, baby!

[01:14:51] Final Fantasy!

[01:14:52] Crab dog, join it up.

[01:14:53] Alo, join the next copper, five, three, six, zero.

[01:14:57] Join it up.

[01:15:01] Impape profile picture.

[01:15:03] My sorraking baby.

[01:15:05] Yeah.

[01:15:12] Chara matiti bama prada, learn to survive.

[01:15:14] I carry my chopper.

[01:15:16] One champ versus five coppers, I know it.

[01:15:21] Prime stomping or prime messy.

[01:15:26] Uh, unanswerable questions.

[01:15:29] What do you want me to say, bro?

[01:15:30] Those are like two of my goats.

[01:15:32] Well, the signal bro prime stoppings my goat of gaming prime messes my goat of sports

[01:15:39] So I can't really compare you can never replace him

[01:15:43] Why G what is good bro?

[01:15:47] Yo, are you guys coppers or what dude? I don't want to see any liars in here, man

[01:15:56] She T Y H

[01:15:58] Yo, YG, I'm going to be honest with you, bro.

[01:16:03] This is the worst gamer tag of all time.

[01:16:05] Like, bro, I'm going to be honest.

[01:16:07] Did you just puke on your controller?

[01:16:10] How'd you get to this gamer tag, YG?

[01:16:12] This is the worst gamer tag of all time.

[01:16:15] Did bro just puke on his controller?

[01:16:17] Yo, what up, bro?

[01:16:20] Can you hear me?

[01:16:22] Yo.

[01:16:23] Yo, can you guys hear me?

[01:16:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:16:28] Copper squad, what up copper squad attack? What up coppers?

[01:16:35] Let's go a jaco. I'm doing good man. I'm ready to 1v5 you guys

[01:16:39] I hope you guys bring the bring the passion here because I'm gonna go easy. I'm not gonna go easy man

[01:16:48] There's no other way to slice the cake bro, I'm not gonna go easy bro

[01:16:54] Yeah

[01:16:58] All of my bridges burned down.

[01:17:03] Civic, I'm out of here.

[01:17:05] I'm wasting my night.

[01:17:07] You turned out the lights.

[01:17:09] Now I'm paralyzed.

[01:17:11] Still stuck in that time.

[01:17:14] When we got in love.

[01:17:16] But even the sun sets in paradise.

[01:17:22] Now I'm at a payphone.

[01:17:26] Trying to call

[01:17:29] Order to change I spent on you. What's up guys?

[01:17:34] Yo, are y'all real coppers like I don't want none of this troll stuff, huh? Yes. Yes. I'm copper flower and I have

[01:17:45] Wait, I hear a accent bro, where are you from bro?

[01:17:48] I've never met a viewer from Czechia. I'm not gonna lie though. W Czechia man. You met someone bigger.

[01:18:15] here. Okay. Yo YG. How did you think of your gamer tag bro? Did you just puke on your controller?

[01:18:21] Like what is that? Like I don't know. You just put YG YG YG TYH. Yo Sivak you have a little bit of an echo baby.

[01:18:35] I was like re-name myself but I don't have the money for it. The money for what? The money for what?

[01:18:43] my name bro but you know Xbox Xbox gives you a free

[01:18:54] what the fuck your ex box gives you a free rename bro they give you a free

[01:18:59] rename no only just once though that's the thing I already used it so why G

[01:19:05] YG, you got a free rename and you named yourself YG YG YG YG, CYH.

[01:19:13] Yeah.

[01:19:14] All right.

[01:19:16] Guys, what up?

[01:19:18] Yeah.

[01:19:19] Listen, YG, if you win, bro, I'll give you the money for a rename buddy.

[01:19:23] If y'all win.

[01:19:23] Really?

[01:19:24] Yes, bro.

[01:19:25] Oh my God.

[01:19:26] Thank you, bro.

[01:19:27] Now, are you a smurf, bro?

[01:19:29] My chat saying you're a smurf, but you have 4k gamer score.

[01:19:31] No, I swear on my mother's life and my father's life.

[01:19:34] I'm not a smurf got you bro. I believe you because you have 4k gamers core if you were smurfing on like a hundred gamers core

[01:19:40] Yeah, thank you

[01:19:42] All right, man guys now y'all are I'm gonna interview y'all boys once we get into your bow

[01:19:49] Okay, take a bit too much

[01:19:50] So you guys like my new gamer tag. I know you guys like to dump on my chest every five seconds for realsies

[01:19:56] Do y'all like my new gamer tag? What do y'all think? I like it. I actually think it's clean

[01:20:01] guys you can't just say it's ass I'm not gonna lie it's definitely better than

[01:20:06] fucking jinx beacon my best gamer tag ever and I wish I never changed it was

[01:20:11] oh Space Jinxie why did I change that Chad those are the old days man those are

[01:20:19] the old days bro I didn't even realize this till the other day but we actually

[01:20:24] reached a million followers on Xbox I didn't even realize this till like two

[01:20:29] fucking days ago that's insane that is insane yo ready by the way all right

[01:20:39] if y'all on the old Xbox I need to know now yeah I have six FPS okay there is an

[01:20:47] issue if you guys are on the old Xbox there's a chance your game crashes okay

[01:20:57] But the problem is though if your game crashes and you guys try to rejoin it's gonna auto put you on my team

[01:21:04] Let's feel me a shift

[01:21:06] as Xbox s good

[01:21:08] Yeah, seriously, that's good

[01:21:11] Oh, wait, wait, I I've heard another accent from England

[01:21:16] To me. Yes, Scorpion

[01:21:20] I'm Scott Scott

[01:21:22] Oh shit. Oh

[01:21:24] Oh shit. Okay. Do you know, um, do you watch football? Do you know Mac Tom and a Mac Tom

[01:21:35] and a yeah, that's like the only guy I know, bro. I'm gonna be honest though. Y'all ready?

[01:21:41] You don't know John. Yeah. John again. Wait, what is it? What is it? John? What? You don't know

[01:21:47] John again. No, John Megan, John Megan's Oh, Robertson. I know Robertson from a play that

[01:21:54] Liverpool. Let's back. All right, boys. Coppers, good luck, man. Here are the rules, bro.

[01:22:04] I'm probably gonna mute so y'all can communicate to each other. Is that good?

[01:22:09] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:22:11] Coppers, good luck. Yes, YG, talk to me, bro.

[01:22:16] So can I use Keyboard?

[01:22:18] Wow

[01:22:22] Oh

[01:22:26] Wait what they added it

[01:22:28] Yeah, oh, there's a native keyboard now, you know what why not you can't sure why I love you, bro

[01:22:35] I love you

[01:22:38] You do what is good?

[01:22:39] YouTube we're back into the building bro with the greatest our six challenge

[01:22:45] of all two. Oh, I need to lock in. Let me get a clash. One champion versus five coppers.

[01:22:52] The last time we did this was, I believe, five months ago. It's time to lock in. One

[01:22:59] champion versus five coppers on Clubhouse. I almost lost my life. We're switching up

[01:23:06] the flow to Clubhouse because Oregon, I played a lot. One platinum versus five coppers. One

[01:23:13] ever rolled first five coppers. Oh, the chat's gonna rage me. Oh, the chat's gonna rage me. Cool.

[01:23:20] Yo, chat, let me make myself abundantly clear when I say this. I'm a 21-time champion.

[01:23:26] If you're gonna come into my stream and call me a platinum, you are a freak.

[01:23:30] People in the chat are saying, hi, YouTube. Let me swap tabs. Yep.

[01:23:35] People in the chat are saying, hi, YouTube. YouTube. One champion,

[01:23:39] verse five coppers lets you we could do I'm gonna slightly zoom in my camera

[01:23:45] because a lot of people complain about my camera I told the coppers that I'm gonna be muted

[01:23:49] I'm not gonna hear anything to say they're in a party right now they're communicating to each

[01:23:53] other I've seen people in the previous videos complain like oh he can hear them and you're

[01:23:58] right I shouldn't be able to hear their comms so we're going in legit this is the first time I've

[01:24:02] ever done this with no comms like where I can't hear them can one champion beat five coppers I

[01:24:08] I think one of them is on an old console,

[01:24:10] so the load times might be a little bit chopped.

[01:24:14] But we're gonna see what we can do.

[01:24:15] The thing about this challenge is,

[01:24:17] as the game goes on, it gets easier

[01:24:20] because I can ban per round.

[01:24:22] So like I can see like,

[01:24:24] oh, they're spamming this defender,

[01:24:26] or oh, they're spamming this defender, or this attacker.

[01:24:28] I can continuously periodically ban throughout, right?

[01:24:33] That's why it gets a little bit easier.

[01:24:35] Now, we have a problem,

[01:24:36] This guy's not even loaded.

[01:24:39] He has no check mark.

[01:24:40] It's just, it's not, yo bro, did you lag out?

[01:24:49] Yeah, I think so.

[01:24:50] Someone lagged out to you.

[01:24:53] Who lagged out?

[01:24:57] Dona.

[01:24:58] He's on you.

[01:24:59] Oh, what happened?

[01:25:01] All right, we need to back up copper this was I was

[01:25:10] This is what I was afraid of guys guys what I was afraid of I need to walk out

[01:25:14] Yes, everybody back out the thing is if you have an old console it will just randomly crash which

[01:25:23] We need to back up we need to back up all good all good all good

[01:25:26] We need to back up. All right. Let me see Jake better than this. All right. I'm gonna get it back up. Don't worry guys

[01:25:33] Every all of y'all are good though. Everybody else loaded in good. So we're good

[01:25:37] Jake prism 411. Yeah, wasn't y'all spotter just his thing

[01:25:43] Guys by the way for the guy from Scotland the guy from check I put it on

[01:25:48] NA East which is the best server for y'all. So y'all should get like 80 to anything

[01:25:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[01:25:56] Okay, this guy has one follower.

[01:26:01] Oh, no, he's probably legit.

[01:26:03] Here's one K-gamer score.

[01:26:05] This is a Naval mouse and keyboard.

[01:26:12] Crossplay must change.

[01:26:14] I've never seen this prompt.

[01:26:16] Crossplay must change to PC and consoles to enable mouse and keyboard.

[01:26:20] Your game options currently only allow crossplay between consoles.

[01:26:25] keep your current option, mouse and keyboard inputs would be ignored.

[01:26:30] Wait, which one should I do?

[01:26:33] Which one should I do chat?

[01:26:35] Which one should I do?

[01:26:40] Keep

[01:26:44] keep current.

[01:26:45] Wait, what would be the difference?

[01:26:46] What would be the difference if I update?

[01:26:52] Oh, then I play against PC players.

[01:26:54] I don't want to play PC.

[01:26:55] I don't want to play PC.

[01:27:00] All right, let me see if this guy joined.

[01:27:01] Okay, he didn't join.

[01:27:02] I got to get casual pint.

[01:27:05] We're trying to get the backup copter now.

[01:27:06] I've never seen that fast.

[01:27:09] This is gonna be fun.

[01:27:10] Oh, good, oh, good.

[01:27:11] We had one log out.

[01:27:12] I kind of expected that to happen.

[01:27:14] Cause bro, if there's three people on older consoles,

[01:27:16] there's definitely a good chance somebody crashed out.

[01:27:19] Yo, XC, they give it a try.

[01:27:20] This guy's on Elden Ring right now.

[01:27:22] Roast fighting demons Rocky big red prime just think of it to one constantly to one

[01:27:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah casual. What are you ready?

[01:27:36] Casual we got you as the backup copper because somebody DC Johnny DC. Yo, dude. All right. Yo, what's up, man?

[01:27:45] Do you know any check?

[01:27:47] I don't know any Czech language so my grandma would go to check every summer to visit her family and she would bring back

[01:27:55] Chocolate from Czech dude. It was like the best chocolate ever, but I don't know any languages. I don't know any languages. Oh

[01:28:04] I have CTE bro like how about CTE?

[01:28:07] Yeah, guys. I'm a large thing. Yeah, my large thing. George. Maybe I can teach you someday

[01:28:12] Yeah, how do you say how do you say hello and check?

[01:28:15] Ahoy. Ahoy? Um, they just laugh. Ahoy. Like A-H-O-I or no? No, H. H. H-O-O. Ahoy Brosta, ahoy.

[01:28:32] Ahoy Brosta. No, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy. Ahoy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now, okay, how do I say, um,

[01:28:41] Jinxie is the vast rainbow six each player of all time in check bar. Okay. Come on, bro

[01:28:53] Jinxie and his left she lay off rainbow CC

[01:29:01] Bro check is hard bro checks like hard it's hard to understand

[01:29:06] Yeah, okay, let me see this one

[01:29:10] Bro, oh my god, this guy DC's crab dog. Let me try to invite you again

[01:29:20] Have this might get a new backup, bro. This guy let this guy join in and left what the fuck

[01:29:28] I've wasted my nights

[01:29:31] I

[01:29:37] Remember the blog in check

[01:29:40] Yeah, I live in Brock you live in Brock. Yeah, dude. I've seen pictures of it. I wrote a middle school or no

[01:29:47] I think yeah middle school like

[01:29:49] Project on it and bro, Brock is like a lot of castles right like is there a lot of castles in there

[01:29:54] Yeah, yeah, I'm not like in a whole check. Yeah, and there's like a lot of castles

[01:29:59] that's cool bro yeah check yeah check yeah looks like Prague looks really cool

[01:30:05] bro that's definitely a place I want to go to one day

[01:30:09] do what do you look I bet it you broke Luke join up how about he's good his

[01:30:13] game of course good civic what up bro yo Dustin what up bro yo wait civic I

[01:30:25] I think you fixed your echo, you had an echo,

[01:30:27] but I think you fixed it.

[01:30:28] Yeah, my TV going was on.

[01:30:32] Oh, okay.

[01:30:33] So cool.

[01:30:34] Yes, bro, what's up Scorpion?

[01:30:37] Have you been to Glasgow before?

[01:30:39] Nope, I've never been,

[01:30:40] the only place in the UK I went to was England.

[01:30:42] I've never been to Scotland,

[01:30:43] but stop in, lives in Scotland I think.

[01:30:46] I think, is he still in the Scotland show?

[01:30:49] He said he likes Scotland.

[01:30:50] Wait, where do the Rangers play at?

[01:30:57] Where do the Rangers play at?

[01:30:59] In Glasgow.

[01:31:00] In Glasgow?

[01:31:01] Yeah.

[01:31:02] Yeah.

[01:31:03] Wait, do you like, okay, do you like the Rangers or Celtic?

[01:31:15] I mean, I'm not really any of the fans of my heart's fan, but...

[01:31:23] Wait, you're a fan of what? What club? What club?

[01:31:28] Hearts.

[01:31:29] Hearts or harps?

[01:31:31] Hearts. Like, I just love heart.

[01:31:35] I've never even heard of that club. Is that in Scotland?

[01:31:39] Yeah, Edinburgh.

[01:31:42] I've never heard of that what

[01:31:49] Crazy sports I invited you bro. Oh my god, Luke join Luke yo yo yo yo Luke what up, bro

[01:31:57] Well, Jinxie guys, what up?

[01:32:01] No, yeah, I gotta restart my game cuz it quick the kick resumed. I'll just invite you all good

[01:32:07] Yeah, I need to wait also.

[01:32:09] All right, I'm gonna make-

[01:32:10] Pink seaters, no way, bro.

[01:32:12] I'm gonna make a new lobby right now, y'all.

[01:32:15] There's no way I'm in your game, Pink seat.

[01:32:16] If there's a will, there's a way,

[01:32:18] kinda beautiful.

[01:32:20] Dave with the gifted!

[01:32:22] Dave, they're gonna be gifted,

[01:32:23] there's gonna be some, there's gonna be some,

[01:32:24] there's gonna be some, there's gonna be some,

[01:32:25] there's gonna be some, there's gonna be some,

[01:32:25] Dave, they're gonna be gifted, bro, love you, bro.

[01:32:29] All right, sorry boys, I'm back.

[01:32:30] You guys ready?

[01:32:31] You, you, you see.

[01:32:33] Who's the champ?

[01:32:34] All right!

[01:32:36] yo what's up what up

[01:32:39] uh... so

[01:32:41] if we win you know it's

[01:32:43] uh... some rebel right now

[01:32:47] bro listen bro y'all i'm gonna be honest man

[01:32:50] if y'all win i think y'all have a fifty percent chance of winning

[01:32:53] this kid this i actually normally lose this challenge

[01:32:57] i lose this challenge like eighty ninety percent of the time

[01:33:02] i'm getting spammed

[01:33:05] Wait, I'm a spamming. I'm spamming, you spamming me. What do you mean, of course I lose. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[01:33:13] I don't have nothing.

[01:33:14] Bro, someone is inviting me, bro.

[01:33:16] Someone invited me like, it's fine, bro.

[01:33:18] Guys, don't act like my name wrong.

[01:33:22] Locke, Locke or Luke?

[01:33:25] It's not either, bro.

[01:33:27] Hey, guys, switch.

[01:33:29] Switch, switch, switch.

[01:33:30] I bet you'll never guess my name.

[01:33:31] Luch. Luch.

[01:33:33] Nope.

[01:33:34] What's loose it's Lucian?

[01:33:41] Is that a monkey

[01:33:47] All right switch over civic inclusion switch over I have to put on control because the party's yeah, play control. That's my

[01:33:57] Okay, like a tour all right you guys ready

[01:34:00] Wait, why do you-

[01:34:03] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:34:05] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:34:07] Yo guys, yo, shut up with this pardon, emo.

[01:34:12] All right, are you guys ready?

[01:34:15] Yeah.

[01:34:16] Let's do this man!

[01:34:18] You too!

[01:34:19] We are back with the hardest challenge in Rainbow Six-Seven history.

[01:34:28] Can one champion be five coppers?

[01:34:33] We're on Xbox today.

[01:34:35] What I told them is I'm in a party with them.

[01:34:37] I'm gonna be muted.

[01:34:38] So they're gonna be able to communicate to one another.

[01:34:42] I'm gonna be completely and totally muted.

[01:34:44] So they're gonna have comms.

[01:34:45] Normally I don't do that, but people said it's lamiki.

[01:34:49] We're going to lock in.

[01:34:52] I'm talking like high octane gaming, bro.

[01:34:56] Full passion.

[01:34:57] My gold, they banned Ram.

[01:35:01] So these guys actually watch my streams.

[01:35:03] That's the tough part, man.

[01:35:05] Ram's the most played attacker this season.

[01:35:09] All good, all good, all good.

[01:35:12] I'm gonna go Ash, because I have a theory

[01:35:13] they're gonna go downstairs and go Mira.

[01:35:15] Fully lock in, everybody dialed in, man.

[01:35:18] Let's do this.

[01:35:19] Front's thinking about, let's go!

[01:35:21] I'm not gonna be reading chat that much

[01:35:22] because I'm gonna go full passion.

[01:35:25] Now, to produce the highest octane skill level,

[01:35:29] I have to stroke off my controller.

[01:35:36] Good to go.

[01:35:37] Let's do this, guys.

[01:35:38] If you don't give your controller sloppy top

[01:35:41] at least once a month,

[01:35:42] I know you're not a 21-time controller champion.

[01:35:46] You guys are putting in question marks.

[01:35:47] This is what stomping did.

[01:35:50] Guys, you guys think stomping became the best player

[01:35:52] in the world and didn't absolute me

[01:35:54] like tongue blast this controller?

[01:35:57] No, bro.

[01:35:59] No, bro.

[01:36:00] Jack, make sure your mom is not in your room.

[01:36:02] And then, bro, give your controller a little bit of a tongue.

[01:36:05] It's just.

[01:36:09] All right, one champion versus five coppers.

[01:36:11] I didn't get any audio CCTVs,

[01:36:13] so that means they went downstairs.

[01:36:16] I didn't get any audio CCTVs, so they went down.

[01:36:20] And the spit on my analogs.

[01:36:21] Let me fix that really quick.

[01:36:23] Why am I double droning?

[01:36:24] already have a drone here we're gonna break down the bottom garage door

[01:36:38] so they didn't go down what oh my god they went Jim bro they went Jim who's the

[01:36:49] champion oh bro we got a comedian in the house obviously I'm the champ and I

[01:36:57] swear to God if I open up this video on YouTube tomorrow and I see a comment

[01:37:01] saying one copper versus five copper like I'm not every time I do this

[01:37:06] challenge that's like the top comment this isn't one copper versus five

[01:37:11] coppers bruh see I synchronized the explosions

[01:37:25] well these guys are actually locked in dude

[01:37:41] They're actually straddling, oh my god.

[01:38:41] Okay. This is what I'm talking about. So, as the game goes on, it's going to get easier.

[01:38:53] Right now, it's my number one priority to ban Mirror. This is what I'm talking about.

[01:39:00] Throughout the game, it's going to get easier. It's just the first round is going to be the

[01:39:04] hardest because if I can't ban these certain ops, it's not going to be easy. Five Coppers

[01:39:10] verse one copper. Who's the champ? Who's the champ? Five coppers verse one fake champ.

[01:39:19] Yo chat, have a little face in the boy. I'm gonna win this, I promise.

[01:39:29] Six coppers fix a light bulb. Oh, the entire chat turned into comedians. Word to bro. Word to bro,

[01:39:36] Oh man, I can't think of a prime, pipe think of a prime.

[01:39:39] Talking about CT about my problem.

[01:39:43] Hey, Jixi, have you ever thought about getting good?

[01:39:46] Cool, cool, chat, all good.

[01:39:48] Take the dump on my chest, drop the steamer on my chest,

[01:39:51] because after you enter the game, I'm gonna be winning.

[01:39:54] You'll see.

[01:39:57] Five coppers, verse one, plastic.

[01:40:00] 5 coppers vs. 1 CTE patient.

[01:40:15] You guys know I love my Mazi, that's up in the game undeniable.

[01:40:20] Only the operator in the history of siege that can deny and create intel simultaneously

[01:40:30] to super shot it for rotations has a nitro cell you know I love my c4 skills best out in the game

[01:42:00] One on four remaining.

[01:42:30] They had a camera on me, they had a camera on me, oh my god, we're not up to a good start.

[01:42:50] Bro, they had a camera on me?

[01:42:52] Oh my god, no way!

[01:42:55] They had, I was on a yellow ping, bro.

[01:42:59] I'm gonna be, I'm impressed.

[01:43:02] I've never in my life seen a copper player

[01:43:05] choose to yellow ping instead of red ping.

[01:43:08] I'm genuinely impressed.

[01:43:11] What?

[01:43:16] Dude, yeah, guys, remember this is ranks 3.0 copper.

[01:43:19] I'm not even trolling.

[01:43:21] Ranked 3.0 copper is like, dare I say, ranked 2.0 silver.

[01:43:26] Dare I say.

[01:43:29] All right, all good.

[01:43:29] If they're gonna ban the Ash,

[01:43:31] God, they're gonna ban the Mausie next.

[01:43:35] What I'm gonna do, chat,

[01:43:37] is I'm not gonna pick my favorite attacker for this scenario.

[01:43:41] I'm gonna pick striker,

[01:43:45] because then they're gonna ban striker,

[01:43:47] but then I'm gonna have ace on the board.

[01:43:49] Then I'm gonna have Ace on the board.

[01:43:51] So basically they're gonna think they're target banning me

[01:43:55] but in reality that's gonna be their last ban

[01:43:57] then I can use Ace, 200 IQ, bang!

[01:44:00] Five, two, one.

[01:44:03] You might be watched, guys, it's two rounds in,

[01:44:06] we're all good, we're all good.

[01:44:07] I'm surprised they didn't red ping me.

[01:44:09] Every copper is like addicted to red pinging.

[01:44:13] I'm actually impressed at the yellow ping.

[01:44:16] See the thing is though, these guys are my viewers

[01:44:18] So like they actually have, they have the teachings in their head.

[01:44:23] Right? They have the teachings.

[01:44:24] I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go buck.

[01:44:26] I'm gonna go buck.

[01:44:27] I want, I want them to ban buck.

[01:44:29] This way I can go ace.

[01:44:31] I'm theorizing they went up, get it went up I think.

[01:44:53] It sounds like they went up.

[01:44:57] I want to play a little bit faster this attack.

[01:45:02] Let's not have more time.

[01:45:11] What? First bullet shoots my drone.

[01:45:15] Wow.

[01:45:17] This is like, I'm playing against the Avengers.

[01:45:19] First bullet?

[01:45:21] I might catch somebody off guard here.

[01:45:57] I don't love this current scenario this is a gap this is a gap for sure bro how am I

[01:46:08] 30 fucking health man like how dude got that key to really fuck me up

[01:46:17] They're on camps.

[01:46:43] You guys see that laser? This is why you don't use lasers in the Siege.

[01:46:50] One of them's in the Siege!

[01:46:52] One of them's in the Siege!

[01:46:59] No! He's gonna reconnect to my team, I think.

[01:47:04] Actually, oh my god. He's gonna reconnect to my team. I knew this was gonna happen.

[01:47:10] Oh my god, he's gonna reconnect to my team.

[01:47:13] chat low key we have to reset I'm not gonna lie I might need to reset right now

[01:47:19] I'm gonna see what happens let's see if he reconnects yeah guys I'm cheating yep

[01:47:29] bro if you reconnects to my team oh my god I I've told Siege to make an update

[01:47:35] we're like if somebody's reconnecting to a custom let them select their fucking

[01:47:40] team. I have them on the other team for a reason. Why would you force them onto my team?

[01:47:48] Lock in. I'm good. I'm good. It's only 3-0. I could easily come back. It just comes down to if

[01:47:52] this guy reconnects to my team. Like Siege. Siege. Siege. Siege. They're on the other team for a

[01:47:59] reason. Don't force them onto my team. I'm going to see what happens. I'm going to go pee. I'm going

[01:48:04] to see if this guy reconnects to my team. If he does, we're going to have to kick him and get a

[01:48:08] replacement. We ought to be. Let's see what happens.

[01:48:38] you

[01:49:08] you

[01:49:38] What team is he on?

[01:49:57] Oh, he's just fully out of the game.

[01:50:00] Bah-rah!

[01:50:01] Bah-rah!

[01:50:02] Dude, we need another backup.

[01:50:07] I

[01:50:10] Boys we need another backup guys

[01:50:13] Yeah

[01:50:15] We need it. We asked that is a break buddy. I want to go fucking pee. We need another back up

[01:50:24] Yo, are y'all on current consoles or are you guys on old consoles

[01:50:32] And why

[01:50:37] Wait hold on what a time what a time why she had to leave or he DC did he leave or DC?

[01:50:42] No, he had to leave

[01:50:43] He had to leave

[01:50:44] It's like midnight for him

[01:50:46] Yeah

[01:50:48] So he played two rounds and then left I thought he DC

[01:50:53] Oh yeah, see if it, are we gonna see if we do another one on the school?

[01:50:58] Yes exit that lobby, wait who is on old Jen? Who's on old Jen?

[01:51:04] I am

[01:51:05] I am

[01:51:06] Civic I might have to remove you because I think you might crash in the middle of the game

[01:51:11] We might run into the same exact problem yet again

[01:51:17] How often does your game crash civic how often does your game crash?

[01:51:22] Your game never I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep you in civic in 200 hours your games never crash

[01:51:29] Say what?

[01:51:31] Oh, I think she had 80 hours on this game, bro.

[01:51:35] And I've killed you twice.

[01:51:36] Come on, buddy.

[01:51:36] Why do you invite Mr. Invite him back?

[01:51:39] Dude, no.

[01:51:40] Do not invite him back.

[01:51:42] Do not invite him back.

[01:51:44] Why did Charlie Worley just send me an Xbox message saying,

[01:51:47] Obito, dot, dot, dot.

[01:51:51] Charlie, what up, bro?

[01:51:52] Miss you, man.

[01:51:53] Miss you, bro.

[01:51:55] Yeah, the Mr. Toad.

[01:51:57] All right, if Ryder's good, we're all good.

[01:51:59] No one's going to leave, right?

[01:52:00] We're all gonna get to play.

[01:52:02] No, no, no.

[01:52:03] Jinx, you have to turn on DND.

[01:52:04] All right, listen.

[01:52:06] Click the home button.

[01:52:07] Scroll over to your profile picture.

[01:52:09] Scroll down to settings.

[01:52:12] Scroll down to preferences.

[01:52:13] Click notifications.

[01:52:15] Notification banner's off.

[01:52:16] I want you to uncheck mark that.

[01:52:18] Not yet though, after you join, after you join.

[01:52:21] Okay.

[01:52:22] Then you can't see Invicts and Chef.

[01:52:25] That's what I have on.

[01:52:26] Thank you, bro.

[01:52:27] Yeah, got you, bro.

[01:52:28] Don't you worry.

[01:52:29] Don't play Oregon by the way.

[01:52:31] I'm kind of with it.

[01:52:32] Yeah, I'm not.

[01:52:33] Yes.

[01:52:34] I'm kind of with it.

[01:52:34] Fuck it.

[01:52:39] I'm still going to do East because we still

[01:52:40] have a Scottish player.

[01:52:42] Wait, guys, don't join yet.

[01:52:43] Don't join yet.

[01:52:44] Don't join yet.

[01:52:44] I got to make any lobby.

[01:52:45] My bad, my bad.

[01:52:47] You're good, bro.

[01:52:48] I'm good.

[01:52:50] Yo, for the people that are saying,

[01:52:53] Oregon made L cheater, Moss.

[01:52:56] Refund predictions because people are biting off

[01:52:58] about. Read from predictions, run a new prediction. Guys, I was 03 down because of the bands,

[01:53:06] and I got fried one round. I'm not cheating. I promise you, once I can get my three bands

[01:53:13] in, I will come back. Once I get my three bands in, I will come back. But listen, don't

[01:53:19] let me sway your opinion. Vote on whoever you want to vote on. I'm just letting you

[01:53:24] know chat. Once I get my three vans in, I'm gonna cook. You guys can see I'm

[01:53:29] coping. I just have to get, I have to get Mira off the board because if they

[01:53:33] sit behind a Mira, it doesn't even, like I just can't do anything. I have to get

[01:53:37] Mira off the board and then I have to get the shields off the board.

[01:53:42] All right. You're still 3-0 down. See, but the thing is I don't want to like, I

[01:53:50] understand I'm 3-0 down, but we're just gonna start at 0-0 not because I'm

[01:53:54] cheating. It's just like the YouTube video is so fucking confusing now because he left after two rounds.

[01:54:01] Like look, in this game here on Oregon, I'm probably going to be losing like 2-0 or 3-0.

[01:54:07] I'm probably going to be losing 2 or 3-0. Chat, if you're betting on your predictions,

[01:54:12] keep in mind this is 0-0 game. 0-0 game.

[01:54:15] You always do this well the thing is I would never have to do this if people joined the lobby and then stayed in the lobby

[01:54:27] See like if you're getting mad at me right now, I'm not even kidding. You're legitimately like a Satan spawn

[01:54:33] People join the lobby and then leave like I have guys. I would have played out that game

[01:54:37] I have no control over that the guy left after two rounds

[01:54:40] I'm turning off chat to lock in. Let's go. Actually, I'll keep chat on. I'll keep chat

[01:54:49] on. You too. But we are back with a new or not a new, we are back with the hardest challenge

[01:55:01] in the rainbow 60s victories, one champion, verse five coppers.

[01:55:08] Let's get it.

[01:55:09] Let's go get clashed out of my face.

[01:55:11] What we're going to be doing differently today is I am going to be muting their

[01:55:17] comms in the past.

[01:55:19] I've been in a party with them and I've been able to hear their comms.

[01:55:21] This time their comms are going to be completely muted and we're going to be

[01:55:25] one be fiving coppers on rent.

[01:55:28] Now, here's the thing.

[01:55:29] This is ranked 3.0 coppers. Why does this matter?

[01:55:33] Rank 3.0 is flat out, no matter what way you slice it, a harder ranked system than ranked 2.0.

[01:55:40] Point blank period. If you're a ranked 3.0 copper, you're probably a ranked 2.0 high-brogs low silver.

[01:55:49] I'm going to be honest. Rank 3.0 is the hardest ranked system seed that's ever implemented.

[01:55:55] So I'm expecting these guys to be locked in, man. I'm expecting these guys to be locked in.

[01:55:58] It's first one up to seven.

[01:56:01] We have a new ban after each round.

[01:56:03] Let's see what I can do.

[01:56:04] I'm going to go for my first round because I have a feeling they're going to go upstairs

[01:56:08] and I'm going to be able to make a big explosion on that wall.

[01:56:10] Really big hole coming right up.

[01:56:12] XC the other one.

[01:56:14] I forgot.

[01:56:15] I have to do my pregame ritual so I can get to the next level yet again.

[01:56:26] If you don't suck off your controller at least once a week, you're probably not an R6 champion.

[01:56:32] If you don't suck off your controller at least once a week, you're probably not an R6 champion.

[01:56:36] Let's get it! Let's go!

[01:56:40] Fun fact, Org in the Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege map is based off of the Waco, Texas siege.

[01:56:48] If you don't know what I'm talking about, there's a documentary on Netflix called Waco. It's really cool.

[01:56:54] This is not an ad obviously I'm just saying it's a little bit of organ more a little bit of organ more I

[01:57:02] Go like most people probably know that but if you don't know that a little bit of a fun fact

[01:57:11] So this is the most copper thing ever they didn't re-info

[01:57:15] They didn't reinforce the main wall

[01:57:18] Which is funny because it accidentally counters my strat because

[01:57:24] They didn't go up top.

[01:57:34] I thought they were going to go up top.

[01:57:37] I'm a failure.

[01:57:43] Step one of attacking.

[01:57:44] We've got to make sure that we break all of the cameras before our entry.

[01:57:48] The thing is, not reinforcing actually does counter-thermite because then it could shoot

[01:57:52] The thermite's off the wall because it's soft.

[01:57:57] I'm gonna see up there down, okay.

[01:58:00] You're located above.

[01:58:01] They have a freezer rotate.

[01:58:03] What I'm trying to do now, I still have a good amount of time to work with.

[01:58:07] I want to spread out my drones.

[01:58:09] This way, I have multiple ways of finding them.

[01:58:19] Well done.

[01:58:22] They're going to peek because they're copper.

[01:58:41] Oh my god, it's mirrored.

[01:58:43] The problem with that mirror though is if I shock them right above it, I might be able

[01:58:47] to catch them off guard and kill them.

[01:58:49] I'll see.

[01:59:13] I've never seen that video in my life.

[01:59:16] Oh my god!

[01:59:18] It's a copper strap, and it's actually genius.

[01:59:23] I just dukeyed myself when I saw that mirror.

[01:59:26] I actually just dropped an absolute steamer in my pants

[01:59:31] when I saw that mirror strap.

[01:59:34] It's such a bad mirror that it's genius.

[01:59:38] Oh, my god.

[01:59:41] OK, I'm going to be honest.

[01:59:42] That was an absolute nightmare of a round.

[01:59:46] Because for one, I thought they were upstairs.

[01:59:49] And then two, I didn't have enough time to really drone.

[01:59:53] So I didn't know there was gonna be a mirror there.

[01:59:55] Okay, they banned Masi, God, they're smart.

[01:59:57] All right.

[01:59:59] I'm gonna get out of by off,

[02:00:00] or I'm gonna get out of by out.

[02:00:03] Again, I don't wanna use like my favorite ops

[02:00:06] because I have a feeling they're just gonna ban

[02:00:08] whatever I use.

[02:00:10] So in the early rounds, I wanna use my crappy ops

[02:00:14] that I like, but I don't love.

[02:00:16] So that way when we get to the higher rounds,

[02:00:18] I'm chilling, do you know what I mean?

[02:00:19] Do you know what I mean?

[02:00:20] Like I'm really, I'm really strutting here.

[02:00:24] One on ranks player versus five coppers.

[02:00:28] Five coppers versus one plastic.

[02:00:32] Go run a mile, what?

[02:00:38] Let me lock you in chat, let me lock you in.

[02:00:40] Five coppers versus one cobblestone.

[02:00:43] got

[02:01:05] That's a really good out of I

[02:01:07] I feel like copper players love going big window.

[02:01:17] Best bomb peek in the game.

[02:01:18] Now they're going to shoot the Alibi.

[02:01:37] Bum-Wait we heard him.

[02:02:53] Why did I do that? Like, why did I shove my head on big window?

[02:02:58] Pfft, I mean...

[02:03:02] HE'S NOT EVEN LEADING THE PROPER DERRECTION!

[02:03:09] Pfft, oh my god.

[02:03:11] Like, why? Why would I- I- I- I- Why am I shoving my head on big window?

[02:03:16] It's so overly aggressive. Oh my god.

[02:03:21] All good, all good, all good.

[02:03:22] Listen, I'm down 2-0, this just makes for a better comeback.

[02:03:29] I have no godly idea why I shut my head on my window.

[02:03:32] Oh my god!

[02:03:34] I don't know why I did that, I don't know why I did that, honestly, honestly, honestly.

[02:03:39] Alright, they banned Ash.

[02:03:42] Interesting, because I played Thermite last round.

[02:03:47] Oh, maybe they banned Ash because they wanted to play Mira. That actually makes sense.

[02:03:51] Bro, but do coppers even know that like, Mira counters Ash?

[02:03:57] I mean, probably.

[02:03:59] Oh, good. I mean, we're down too low. We're down too low, but it's okay.

[02:04:06] It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I don't know. I just got overly aggressive.

[02:04:09] I have a diffuser armory. Like, that goes against everything I've taught you guys.

[02:04:13] Shut the hell up, I went up.

[02:04:14] Error discipline.

[02:04:16] Five coppers versus one unemployed.

[02:04:19] Five coppers versus one vapor.

[02:04:23] Five coppers versus a chud.

[02:04:25] Six coppers.

[02:04:27] We can use your drone to locate a bomb.

[02:04:29] Use condom versus five coppers.

[02:04:32] Boggles get out of the channel.

[02:04:37] 20 seconds.

[02:04:37] Alright, I'm gonna take space quickly this round because the longer I give them the

[02:04:46] sadder that the worse it's gonna be for me.

[02:04:48] Bro, but did they go down?

[02:04:50] I gotta drone this.

[02:04:51] Instead of reading chat in the prep phase, I need to lock in more.

[02:04:55] And they went fucking down.

[02:04:57] Wait, I'm curious.

[02:05:01] If I break the barricade, will the Azami automatically break because it's connected to the barricade?

[02:05:07] I think that's how that works.

[02:05:09] I'm not even kidding.

[02:05:10] I think that's how that works.

[02:05:11] I'm not even trolling.

[02:05:18] Yeah.

[02:05:37] of

[02:05:44] death

[02:05:47] of

[02:05:50] death

[02:05:53] of

[02:05:55] death

[02:05:57] of

[02:06:31] time's ticking time's ticking

[02:06:52] Yes sir!

[02:07:03] 360.

[02:07:04] Yes!

[02:07:05] There we go!

[02:07:06] There we go!

[02:07:07] That's what I'm talking about, man!

[02:07:19] Bro that doc got shi-a-a-a-a-r!

[02:07:22] Okay, 1-2. This is good.

[02:07:24] What do I want to ban?

[02:07:28] Amaru is not really annoying.

[02:07:30] I'm trying to think of what's annoying.

[02:07:32] Lion's annoying.

[02:07:33] Like, if I'm in a Frickin 1v5 and I- I need to move.

[02:07:38] I need to always be in a different spot.

[02:07:40] I need to always be in a different spot.

[02:07:42] Lion's really annoying.

[02:07:44] It's very annoying to play against.

[02:07:46] I'm going to go Thorn just because of the pure intel.

[02:07:48] has so much intel. Like I literally can note everything. Snipey, think of it a prime. Clash,

[02:07:57] think of it as your one. Big monkey, think of it a prime. So we got this bro. We got this,

[02:08:02] mate. Come on. Slatter, think of all of them. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Guys, stop saying

[02:08:12] Pardon every five seconds shut up. Stop. I'm thinking about a king big ball

[02:08:20] I'm kind of pissed that I choked that big window around that was that was oh man, I'd be winning if I didn't just show

[02:08:28] We're gonna see though

[02:08:31] Nothing is nothing is guaranteed here. Okay, then they convert it to your one Mateo. They convert it to your one lock it

[02:08:38] Let's go

[02:08:42] This is a really good form because if they walk into the barbed wire

[02:08:55] Thank God

[02:08:57] Assassin with the five gifted I'm gonna be the coolest twitch name I've ever seen bro. I

[02:09:05] Get balling off sound probably

[02:09:12] Oh, yeah, they're all big ones up.

[02:09:18] I mean, if I put a thorn, then I rush and I lose, actually.

[02:09:22] Yeah, they're inside.

[02:09:23] They're inside.

[02:09:24] They're inside.

[02:09:25] Thank God I put that.

[02:09:34] I need comms, radio.

[02:09:58] That glass scared me.

[02:10:28] This is gonna be hard

[02:11:28] He saw my foot!

[02:11:30] He saw-

[02:11:31] We're eliminated.

[02:11:32] He saw my feet!

[02:11:35] He saw my feet!

[02:11:40] My god!

[02:11:43] Bro, they're playing so passive.

[02:11:46] After all that, bro, they're playing so passive.

[02:11:49] It's actually disgusting.

[02:11:51] All right.

[02:11:52] What were they playing?

[02:11:53] That was annoying, that round.

[02:11:54] Honestly, nothing.

[02:11:55] Um, let me think like a mutes annoying.

[02:12:01] I need to be able to drone buzz with the 10 gifted subs.

[02:12:05] She don't know how to chat.

[02:12:08] Oh good.

[02:12:09] We're down one three, but I got this.

[02:12:13] I just got to play a little bit better.

[02:12:15] Potato fart, Zanny, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity,

[02:12:23] Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity, Zanity,

[02:12:24] guys relax relax we're good chat we're good chat relax we're good we're good

[02:12:31] we're good we're good guys I'm telling you bro I want to do an R6 marathon

[02:12:36] where I just can't end till I saw the channel on console PC would be cringe

[02:12:41] with the hackers for console I want to do it I want to do it tell you shot me

[02:12:46] when I get back from streamer games after last of us maybe I'm kind of down

[02:12:50] bro guys it will not be a four-week stream guys I'm so good it will not be

[02:12:57] a four-week stream come on I'm gonna have like a probably a 60 win percent I

[02:13:02] should get there I think so at least I got my siege passion bat bro for real

[02:13:14] like

[02:13:27] Oh my god, I got away

[02:13:32] Buzz light beer with the five gets it W buzz

[02:13:44] This is going to be a free kill in 3, 2, 1.

[02:14:44] What?

[02:14:54] So be...

[02:15:06] I said he got on drone, really, Clash.

[02:15:09] So because he placed it...

[02:15:14] Because he placed his mazhi wrong, it hacked my camera's discussion.

[02:15:24] I'm gonna die doing this. I've played these games.

[02:15:34] This is so hard.

[02:15:36] I can't run shit, man. I gotta end mazhi next, I think.

[02:15:40] You're getting walled in.

[02:15:44] You're gonna be alright.

[02:16:09] Fifteen seconds remaining.

[02:16:13] I got a bad malty if I can't draw and I can't do anything oh I have no more bands oh my

[02:16:35] gosh oh my god should I go brava bro that was I'm telling you that was so

[02:16:41] unfortunate bro he put his he put his mazzi on the barricade you're supposed to

[02:16:49] put it to the side of the barricade so I punched the barricade and the pest

[02:16:53] dropped onto my fucking drone and then I had to waste time redroning all right

[02:17:00] I'm gonna ban

[02:17:03] doggie could be annoying yin could be annoying I feel like don't could be

[02:17:08] would just be unbearable? Like literally unbearable?

[02:17:16] All right, let's do this.

[02:17:20] Okay, this is gonna be, this is gonna be hard to come back from. I got a really dial in now.

[02:17:30] I'm gonna go Cav. I feel like if I just get a really good interrogation, I can like instantly win.

[02:17:38] I believe I get a really good interrogation. I can like instantly win. We'll see you though

[02:17:45] We got this we got this we got this

[02:17:49] It's fine, I'm fine being down one four because a minor setback for a major comeback am I right?

[02:17:58] Kvara is high skill though bubbles bubbles I can use

[02:18:02] All right, this guy's gotta be trolling.

[02:18:04] Boggles, I can use high-skilled guns, man.

[02:18:07] I can use high-skilled guns, Boggles.

[02:18:16] I'm gonna hide so they don't know I'm Kavara.

[02:18:18] The most common mistake people make when they use Cav is they don't hide in the prep-files.

[02:18:24] Like, if they don't know I'm Cav, I'm just gonna...

[02:18:28] Barrage!

[02:18:30] I got

[02:18:45] How did he know that the site was downstairs and then how did he know to check behind the laundry machine?

[02:18:50] I mean come on. I hadn't go downstairs once. I've went up twice

[02:18:55] What?

[02:19:00] I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you.

[02:21:00] What am I hearing all friendly what am I hearing what am I hearing he's leaning

[02:21:27] the wrong way again! God, that sounded weird. God, that sounded weird. Oh my god. That sounded

[02:21:37] so strange. Oh my god. Alright, man. Time to pull off a miracle. I mean, like, I have

[02:21:47] three holes open and I heard him I heard him tarps so he went from he went

[02:21:53] from tarps to

[02:21:58] like why did that sound guys I know I'm not tweaking you guys can say co-poll

[02:22:03] you want I was personally ban you that sounded like he was right in front of me

[02:22:07] and he was all the way back in the hallway.

[02:22:12] I had the three rotates.

[02:22:18] That sounded so weird. Oh my god, that sounded strange. Like bro, what?

[02:22:33] All right, I can only lose to this. It's gonna be crazy.

[02:22:37] I have to come back from being down. I'm down 5 1 5 1 and a 1 v 5 if I win this

[02:22:50] I'm gonna end up with like 50 kills Jesus bro

[02:22:55] you know what sold me was the big window round when I shut my head on big

[02:22:59] window that was like I just yeah I wasn't locked

[02:23:03] So I deserve to lose this, I didn't play well.

[02:23:08] I could come back though, I believe in miracles.

[02:23:15] And they banded at the wall, alright.

[02:23:18] That comeback might have just been squandered.

[02:23:20] Oh, a little late main force unit.

[02:23:50] I

[02:23:56] Look like so aggressive just because they're winning

[02:24:50] I have lost I think three 1v1s. Oh my god I'm literally just dying to one

[02:25:01] human being. I'm literally dying to one person. Oh my god. Yeah I'd probably

[02:25:09] overpeat. I don't know why I peaked that. I'm just fine. Horrible. I'll get all good.

[02:25:13] Um, I don't know, I might be delusional, but like I still think I can win this.

[02:25:21] I might be like totally delusional, but I still think I could win, like dead ass.

[02:25:30] I've lost three 1v1s. I lost four 1v1s or three.

[02:25:35] I just gotta kill this guy. This guy's the only guy that's like killing me.

[02:25:43] bro I might be delusional man but I still somebody said it's your team's

[02:25:50] fault so you're saying it's my fault I mean you're not wrong I sold I'm

[02:25:56] actually getting pissed bro

[02:26:00] protect the bombs I sold three won't be once

[02:26:13] 5 seconds left, op 4 has located a bomb, be ready for assault.

[02:26:20] Op 4 has located a bomb, be ready for hostile action.

[02:26:36] This is when I added some lay-ups to this round man.

[02:26:39] this loot guy keeps instantly finding the site every round

[02:28:09] I should stay here.

[02:28:39] We're being nice.

[02:29:06] he's a gas that's bro he's so big she don't leave don't leave

[02:29:10] yo yo yo please don't leave bro please don't leave bro

[02:29:14] what do you plan to post about you?

[02:29:17] jinxie

[02:29:19] please don't take my bro

[02:29:21] jinxie can you say hi to my bro? yeah jinxie can you add us all back bro come on

[02:29:24] yeah

[02:29:27] please jinxie please bro

[02:29:29] yo guys uh...

[02:29:31] jinxie

[02:29:32] Do you guys want to 1v1 on Clubhouse or rematch?

[02:29:38] 1v1?

[02:29:39] No, rematch.

[02:29:40] Sorry, rematch.

[02:29:41] Rematch.

[02:29:42] Bro, we've done this three times, bro.

[02:29:44] Yeah, man, bro.

[02:29:46] Yo, I know, but guys, that was maybe

[02:29:50] the most demonic game of season I've ever played in my life,

[02:29:52] guys.

[02:29:53] Hi.

[02:29:54] Can you listen to me?

[02:29:55] Yeah, what's up, man?

[02:29:56] What's up, bro?

[02:29:59] I've been playing this games for maybe

[02:30:02] Three months, bro, and I had the most kills. Thanks, bro. Thank you. Yep. I have 80 hours

[02:30:09] I have 80 hours. No, no, no, it's all of them. I love you, bro

[02:30:12] No hate. No, no, you guys want to rematch on come out?

[02:30:16] Yeah

[02:30:18] Last one. Yeah, sure man. Sure. See

[02:30:22] He can you give me a sub so I don't have ads. I'm not just a stream tonight for real, bro

[02:30:28] Wait, who's little brother is that?

[02:30:32] Scorpius the brother of Civic!

[02:30:36] Civic?

[02:30:37] What about dude? How you doing bro?

[02:30:40] Good.

[02:30:42] Nice to meet you bro.

[02:30:46] Your brother just, your brother just beat me bro.

[02:30:49] I'm about to rematch him though.

[02:31:02] I

[02:31:15] Okay, y'all ready. I'm uh, I reinvented you guys. I remember you guys last one Genki wait y'all

[02:31:22] Wait one second y'all can play right like y'all could play the whole game like nobody else

[02:31:26] No, that's a leak. Yeah. Yeah

[02:31:29] Scorpion you're good to play

[02:31:31] Yeah, but that's my last one, but you can play the whole game, right? Yeah, back. All right. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Thanks

[02:31:41] Yo, what's up, man? What's up? Yeah, what read my message off screen?

[02:31:46] All right, but I got you bro. Look. Yeah, I got you. Thank you, bro. All right guys switch to the other team

[02:31:51] Thank you, bro. I need a little messy performance this game. I need a little messy performance this game

[02:31:57] like I need a little fucking messy performance this game arrow arrows do it up arrows do it

[02:32:07] up arrows do it up yeah you see yeah what up bro do you think I should upgrade to a

[02:32:14] series s or x max bro honestly I think that s is like way cheaper actually that's like

[02:32:22] a hundred bucks cheaper I would do it ass bro yeah yeah I don't have that much

[02:32:28] money I mean the ex gives you more storage but like you actually plays 10

[02:32:32] games that 350 yeah for my game for my Xbox X it's brand new so I don't know

[02:32:41] because dude there's like five people talking at once wait I'm gonna go pee

[02:32:47] really quick. Jack, I need to get a fresh bottle of water and I'm gonna lock the

[02:32:53] fucking mouth. Now I'm locking in. Now I'm locking in!

[02:33:17] I don't know what to do.

[02:34:47] All right, here we go, all right.

[02:34:59] What is happening in the fucking party chat?

[02:35:02] All right, here we go.

[02:35:06] One champion, verse five coppers.

[02:35:09] YouTube, if you're watching this video on YouTube, full transparency.

[02:35:13] I played these guys on Oregon and got 7-1, but I was not using 100% of my brain, aka

[02:35:22] my TISM.

[02:35:24] In this match here on YouTube, I'm going to be fully locked in, I'm not going to be

[02:35:28] yapping, I'm going to be dialed.

[02:35:31] I'm not going to liveo chat, this challenge is 25,000 times harder when I can't hear

[02:35:35] their comms, y'all are low key right now, I'm going to be honest, there's a one guy

[02:35:39] I'm the other team that I'm kind of sus of of stream sniping because I went upstairs twice

[02:35:45] And then one round I switched up and went downstairs and went cavera and then hid behind a washing machine

[02:35:53] He instantly went downstairs with his drone and then instantly ran to the washing machine and droned me

[02:35:58] It's yeah, I don't know. I'm a little sus. So I added a slight delay

[02:36:05] YouTube full transparency. I played these guys and got seven one

[02:36:08] Now we're going to do a little bit of a rematch on Clubhouse.

[02:36:12] We're going to see what happens.

[02:36:14] Keep typing, Cope, you will get banned.

[02:36:17] Lock in!

[02:36:18] One champion versus five goppers, the hardest challenge in Rainbow Six Siege history.

[02:36:22] Let's do it, man.

[02:36:23] Come on.

[02:36:30] Who's the champ?

[02:36:31] Who's the champ?

[02:36:32] Oh, I don't know, man.

[02:36:33] I don't know.

[02:36:34] Who's the champ?

[02:36:35] JX! JX who's the champ? JX all I see is six gopros! Yo bro I can already see like every individual YouTube comment. I'm the champ! I'm the champ!

[02:36:55] Let's do this!

[02:36:56] 23 gamer of the year for a goths darn reason

[02:37:26] We're going to breach this hatch to make a little bit of a distraction, breach the hatch

[02:37:35] to make a little bit of a distraction.

[02:37:37] Now we're going to jump into the drone hole because we always like our holes and this

[02:37:43] is the wrong side.

[02:37:44] All right.

[02:37:45] All right.

[02:37:46] I mean it's like.

[02:37:47] All right, I mean it's like...

[02:38:06] All right stop and mode activate

[02:38:17] th

[02:38:27] th

[02:38:31] th

[02:38:34] I

[02:38:36] this guy has killed me every round

[02:39:00] It's just one guy. It's one guy. Luke Crazy has literally frightened me every round.

[02:39:16] This guy's, okay. The mathematical likelihood that this guy's a copper player is 15%. I'm

[02:39:21] just gonna say it. It's the guy that I was sussing up stream snapping last round.

[02:39:25] Brother, brother, brother, brother, I go upstairs, upstairs, the one time I go downstairs and hide in a corner with K'vara, he finds the site in six seconds and then drones behind the laundry machine.

[02:39:37] On top of that, that's the fifth time this guy's killed me.

[02:39:42] I mean like bro, if this guy's a legitimate copper, okay.

[02:39:46] Okay, gop gop gop so whore, get banned permanently!

[02:39:53] Get fucking permanent!

[02:39:57] If this guy's a legitimate copper,

[02:39:59] I don't know what to say.

[02:40:02] I don't know what to say.

[02:40:04] Oh my God, I forgot to put a C4 on, will my?

[02:40:06] Jesus!

[02:40:09] Luke Crazy is not copper!

[02:40:13] He's fried me five times.

[02:40:16] He knows exactly who I am every round.

[02:40:24] And house they're always a yellow ping on me.

[02:40:26] I thought copper players red pinged.

[02:40:29] Why is this copper squad like prime phase?

[02:40:33] They're like prime TSM.

[02:40:35] Like they're always yellow pinged, they never red pinged, they always know who I am.

[02:40:40] This guy's always freeing me.

[02:40:42] You know what, say cope, I don't care.

[02:40:43] I don't care.

[02:40:44] They go!

[02:40:45] All right, time to get pre-fired, watch.

[02:40:54] If I get pre-fired, I'm done.

[02:40:56] Like I'm done.

[02:40:57] Up floor has located a bomb.

[02:41:00] All right, I think they're like rushing site.

[02:41:04] They're like normal roaming, so they rush site.

[02:41:07] I forgot I'm playing TSM.

[02:41:08] Let me dive in.

[02:41:39] Here comes the 19 drones.

[02:42:34] I would suck somebody off for an impact grenade right now.

[02:42:57] Let me guess, it's Luke?

[02:42:59] Yep, it's Luke.

[02:43:32] One out four remaining.

[02:43:38] Yes!

[02:43:39] Yes!

[02:43:40] Yes!

[02:43:41] Yes!

[02:43:42] Yes!

[02:43:43] That Luke's just wallbanging me, okay?

[02:43:48] No, this guy's not copper!

[02:43:56] All right, I gotta actually lock him.

[02:44:03] What do I ban?

[02:44:04] Okay, get Mazi out of here, and then mute.

[02:44:06] I need the drone.

[02:44:07] If I can't drone, I'm working up a hill here.

[02:44:11] Mr. Chip, think of it as a prime stuff.

[02:44:12] Do Tom Pearl, verse five coppers next.

[02:44:17] I don't know who that is.

[02:44:19] Also, there is a guy still saying, watch Portsnight form.

[02:44:24] Dude! No! I saw you the other day! I'm not watching that! Lock in or get out!

[02:44:37] They banned Buck. Hmm, interesting.

[02:44:41] They banned Buck. They didn't ban Ash.

[02:44:47] Bro, I gotta find the site. These guys are like pros.

[02:44:50] They switch their sight every round. I never know what to expect. I never know what to do. They switch their sight every round. These guys are like actual pros. Oh my God.

[02:45:01] I was getting red pinged for the last minute of that round, literally the last minute of

[02:45:22] that round.

[02:45:23] This is so challenging.

[02:45:25] I have to shoot 10 drones every round.

[02:45:28] Flat out.

[02:45:31] Yep, classic.

[02:45:32] They switched their side again.

[02:45:40] Yes!

[02:45:41] Yes!

[02:45:42] Fuck, come on.

[02:45:43] We'll be fine.

[02:45:44] Let's go.

[02:45:55] I mean they're like always on cams I feel like I'm playing a pro team

[02:46:14] Now that's an interesting play.

[02:46:29] Dad

[02:46:38] What is that timing? What is that timing?

[02:46:59] okay

[02:47:18] where's luke the pro wallbanger at

[02:47:29] of

[02:47:36] death

[02:47:39] of

[02:47:43] death

[02:47:46] of

[02:47:51] death

[02:47:58] They don't beat oh my god

[02:48:11] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[02:48:16] 15 seconds remaining

[02:48:21] 10 seconds left

[02:48:26] 5 seconds left

[02:48:27] Yeah, I mean, wow

[02:48:32] I've, like, I haven't even seen champion stacks this discipline

[02:48:36] They don't peek, they're hiding behind 25 traps on attacking, they drone me for 5 minutes.

[02:48:44] I actually, I'm literally at a loss for words.

[02:48:48] They don't peek, they sit behind 9 traps, I don't know what to do.

[02:48:54] I don't know what to do.

[02:48:59] I can't even rush because there's just traps everywhere, I can't even get the traps because

[02:49:03] I'm ace.

[02:49:04] Alright, let me think about my ban here.

[02:49:07] I'm in a ban like, yeah, Lion is just unbearable.

[02:49:11] I'm in a ban that don't could be Lion

[02:49:12] and probably like Snake.

[02:49:16] It's all good.

[02:49:17] It's two to one.

[02:49:18] This is very winnable.

[02:49:19] I just have to tile in.

[02:49:20] I have to tile in.

[02:49:26] Alright, I'm gonna go Frost.

[02:49:28] Frost is the best operator in the game on CCTV and Cache.

[02:49:32] I need to win this.

[02:49:37] I wonder what the prediction is.

[02:49:39] 35 million points on the Coppers, 16 million on me.

[02:49:42] That's fair.

[02:49:43] That's fair.

[02:49:44] They did 7-1 me on Oregon.

[02:49:47] So we'll see.

[02:49:48] I don't know.

[02:49:49] It's just, they don't peak.

[02:49:51] This guy's not Copper.

[02:49:52] I don't care.

[02:49:53] This is either he's a fake Copper or he is the best Copper of all time.

[02:50:00] Flat out.

[02:50:01] Neo they were to what use the laser with the 10 gifts itself

[02:50:05] Show them laser in the chat

[02:50:13] What they're gonna instantly find the site it's gonna be locked to Lux gonna instantly find the site

[02:50:24] Well gross lockdown

[02:50:31] They actually didn't find the site, that's good.

[02:50:38] Let's go three really good cross maps.

[02:50:44] You know, maybe I'm coping, Locke didn't find the site.

[02:50:55] and

[02:51:15] Bro, it's like a horror movie

[02:52:15] It's locked, here we go.

[02:52:40] Yes!

[02:52:41] Yes!

[02:52:42] Yes!

[02:52:43] My god, I'm working my tail off out here.

[02:52:56] Oh my god, here we go, here we go, here we go.

[02:53:00] Oh brother!

[02:53:02] God, this luck guy strikes fear into my heart.

[02:53:05] Don't think of the time.

[02:53:06] Alright, you too, you too.

[02:53:08] Okay, I'm going to ban. What is cringe? I think you're going a rune get that crap out of my face

[02:53:15] They're probably probably gonna go up again

[02:53:21] Shearing about beating coppers by the way Yo bro, just say that you're dumb there's five of them and there's one of me

[02:53:29] Obviously, this isn't gonna be easy

[02:53:31] It doesn't matter that they're the lowest rank in the game. There's literally five of them

[02:53:35] They get 10 drones, 10 reinforcements, I get 2 drones, 2 reinforcements, they are literally

[02:53:42] running like 5 traps per round and just hiding in corners.

[02:53:46] See, defending is easy, attacking is not.

[02:53:49] Like attacking is not easy, I have to play more aggro or something.

[02:53:57] You can do this, yeah.

[02:53:58] The thing is, I can't lose a single defense and I have to win at least one attack and

[02:54:02] But I can do it.

[02:54:07] You actually get 10.

[02:54:07] Oh yeah, you're right.

[02:54:08] I forgot to change that.

[02:54:09] But like you're still, you're right,

[02:54:11] but you're also wrong.

[02:54:12] Like I'm not gonna actually be able to reinforce 10 walls.

[02:54:15] If I reinforce 10 walls,

[02:54:16] I'm gonna get shot in the back like instantly.

[02:54:18] Like I don't have time.

[02:54:19] I'm gonna locate a bomb.

[02:54:20] I mean, you're technically right,

[02:54:21] but you're like wrong though.

[02:54:24] This is not easy, bro.

[02:54:26] Like if you think this is easy, go try this.

[02:54:28] Insertion intensive.

[02:54:29] Why do 1v2 coppers, let me know how that goes.

[02:54:33] The average seed player could not 1v2 coppers, you know what.

[02:54:37] 1 gold cannot beat 2 coppers.

[02:54:42] Actually, maybe.

[02:54:43] A gold cannot beat 3 coppers, no way.

[02:54:50] See, here's the thing, he went...

[02:54:52] Bro, do I just armor ruin the site?

[02:54:54] I'm gonna wall bang my show real quick

[02:55:10] Whoo, there's so much

[02:55:14] Brother they're on cams every round what's happening

[02:55:24] Well, we're gonna have two options. I

[02:55:32] Could armor into the window or I could armor up con or if I armor con

[02:55:51] This looks doable

[02:55:54] I'm mad if you got a lot of live.

[02:55:58] This window looks very doable.

[02:56:01] This is why we drone bliss.

[02:56:06] Alright.

[02:56:11] Distraction, maybe?

[02:56:15] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[02:56:24] Oh

[02:56:54] This leaves me one option, boys.

[02:57:01] This leaves me one option.

[02:57:03] Here's Johnny!

[02:57:05] Oh, dude.

[02:57:07] Alright, GG.

[02:57:12] I mean, they're defenses, like, I'm not even kidding, if I was coaching five coppers of

[02:57:22] of what to do, I would tell them like,

[02:57:24] bro, their defenses are absolutely perfect.

[02:57:27] They don't peek anything.

[02:57:28] They barricade everything.

[02:57:30] There's traps everywhere.

[02:57:32] They always have one guy on cameras.

[02:57:35] I mean, it's actually insane.

[02:57:39] It's actually insane.

[02:57:40] Oh my God, I forgot about the gym hatch.

[02:57:42] Pro, you're so right.

[02:57:45] All right, what should I ban?

[02:57:47] Bro, they haven't played Snake.

[02:57:49] I'm starting to think they don't have Snake.

[02:57:52] I don't know what's a pan.

[02:58:02] I guess I'll just pan like yank.

[02:58:05] Now I'm gonna advance, Nate.

[02:58:07] Middle Peak.

[02:58:08] I'm the only guy that showed me his elbow for three seconds was Maestro, and then it's

[02:58:15] like I haven't asked him to do 11 of the angles this time.

[02:58:17] But even when I killed him, it's like whatever.

[02:58:20] I actually know a broken strat and I don't know why I didn't use this earlier.

[02:58:25] They don't have snake. Yeah, they probably don't have them in our downloaded, but I'm still just going to...

[02:58:31] I'm still just going to wipe snake off the board anyways, because like, yeah, no way. No way I'm doing that.

[02:58:41] I

[02:58:45] Tom Perlke lab, yo, I don't know who that is

[02:58:48] But I don't know who that is Lucas. Thank you for the problem. Love you

[02:58:53] Try I need to lock in

[02:58:56] If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen, I know I can take the heat I got this I

[02:59:03] Know your rage bed, but I can take the heat

[02:59:05] I

[02:59:09] Bro, this is not easy like if you think this is easy you're crazy

[02:59:13] It's not easy

[02:59:15] Bro, if you did this is easy go try it go try

[03:00:35] Oh my god!

[03:00:36] Like somebody just come into my scope please!

[03:00:42] Bait bait, no bad flash, drone drone drone drone drone, no bad flash, no bad flash.

[03:00:48] Like somebody just peek me for the love of Christ.

[03:00:53] Like they do not peek.

[03:00:55] Oh my god!

[03:00:58] Yeah, this is actually insane.

[03:01:07] I don't know if I'm gonna beat this.

[03:01:11] This is actually insane.

[03:01:12] This is actually crazy.

[03:01:14] I'm freaking out doing this.

[03:01:18] No matter what, they do not peak.

[03:01:21] Literally no matter what, they never peak me.

[03:01:24] They don't peak me.

[03:01:25] I just I just have to like force some fight and I'm the one in a 1v5. They don't peek

[03:01:31] The guy in lodges like close on my door just jerking off like bro. Peek me. There are five of you

[03:01:39] And then I can shout them back to the window the window that I peeked three seconds prior to

[03:01:43] Like I know you're on the window, but you won't peek until I turn my back then you beat your own locator bomb

[03:01:50] They're everywhere

[03:01:52] Like I have no time to reinforce so at all this I'm going down

[03:01:56] They just they're attacking perfectly. I mean it's actually incredible

[03:02:00] Buck's like

[03:02:02] Bro buck like bucks open the hatch bucks open the softwall

[03:02:06] Ass breaks the window breaks open the site. It's like I have no where to play

[03:02:13] Jesus man

[03:02:17] Damn your bald and shit at our sex

[03:02:22] And then they're reinforcing and banding the one wall I want to push okay you got it big

[03:02:42] I see his penis, I see his penis.

[03:03:03] please show me your winner

[03:03:19] oh my god

[03:04:20] I need this so bad. This is my first attack. I need this so bad.

[03:04:29] It's such a risky peek.

[03:04:32] Yes, yes, come on!

[03:04:53] Look at me take that fight if she's so random on that door.

[03:04:56] Cause I know where he is but he knows where I am and I'm DriftyHP.

[03:05:01] That UMP hits like a truck.

[03:05:03] All right, man, I gotta go down.

[03:05:07] Actually,

[03:05:09] CC was really clean.

[03:05:11] Bro, CC was clean, but they did hit a frost mat.

[03:05:14] Down's so sketchy.

[03:05:20] I just need somewhere where I can be like everywhere.

[03:05:23] Maybe I just go down and I go like thorn.

[03:05:26] That way I just physically can't get caught off guard.

[03:05:29] Yeah, I'm gonna go down and just go thorn.

[03:05:34] One cardboard versus five coppers.

[03:05:37] All right.

[03:05:38] Jack, think of it as a prank.

[03:05:40] Taki, think of it as a prank.

[03:05:41] Soar, think of it as your water.

[03:05:43] I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this,

[03:05:45] I got this, I got this.

[03:05:46] So come on, come on, come on.

[03:05:50] Oh my God, it's not easy, man.

[03:05:54] It's not easy, man.

[03:05:56] Secure the bombs.

[03:05:59] All right, I know what to do.

[03:06:02] We're going here, here.

[03:06:05] Now we can't get caught off guard bottom main.

[03:06:09] For the dirt guy, we're going here.

[03:06:12] And then for blue, we're going here and here.

[03:06:16] So let's protect your bombs from being confused by all fours

[03:06:19] located in the bottom.

[03:06:20] Then I'm going to have a presence here

[03:06:22] because they like to push here.

[03:06:29] doesn't mag down okay I'm gonna puke

[03:06:39] I'm going to fucking lose it, I'm going to lose it.

[03:06:56] They're on me.

[03:07:11] Oh my god, this is a diffuser.

[03:07:37] I'm not sure if that's the right way to do it, but I'm just going to try to get the

[03:07:53] safe

[03:08:23] I'll pull the last operator standing.

[03:08:33] Oh my god, I need this sunny-ness lab diffuser.

[03:08:52] They hide for passive. Once we reach about 10 seconds it's mathematically impossible

[03:09:00] for him to get to the future and bring it back to sight.

[03:09:06] 5 seconds left.

[03:09:08] Mathematically impossible.

[03:09:10] Yeah, mathematically impossible.

[03:09:16] Come on!

[03:09:20] Come on!

[03:09:22] Let's go.

[03:09:24] Harris, take it in time. Jump, take it in time.

[03:09:32] Oh my god, this is a...

[03:09:34] This guy is terrifying. This loot guy is absolutely mortified. He was on the barricade outside pre-yaming me.

[03:09:40] Alright!

[03:09:43] We have to lock in.

[03:09:46] Okay, 4-4. One again. Alright, alright. They're gonna go...

[03:09:51] Dude, I just think this Amaru strat is actually good, but I need to use it properly.

[03:09:56] Like, I know what I need to do.

[03:09:58] Because bro, I can armor into gym. I can armor into con. I can armor into I mean bracket armor into main steps

[03:10:07] I could chop the flashes and go hard breach charges. That's why I have more entry points. I

[03:10:16] Could I could

[03:10:21] Their basement now now they're they're they're proud to see them to go up top again

[03:10:25] Maybe they'll go basement I'm gonna go ashes to play it safe because I feel like ash is

[03:10:33] good for any site but they can go any side they go any site come on man one champ can

[03:10:46] I'm beat five cops, get the f**k off!

[03:10:52] God, I knew it, I knew that we're gonna go gym. I wish I went on maroo. F**k!

[03:10:57] But it's fine, Ash is still safe, we're good. Ash is safe.

[03:11:02] I feel like playing these windows is like a good way to get an easy first pick.

[03:11:06] Cause I can see everything.

[03:11:46] Jesus Christ

[03:12:03] Is that 50 cent or what? Bro I

[03:12:10] Shot Valkyrie in the face. She didn't die. I shot Fenrir in the face. He didn't die

[03:12:14] I shot Ella in the face. She didn't die. Oh

[03:12:18] My god, I'm gonna lose it

[03:12:20] I'm gonna lose it. I'm actually gonna lose it

[03:12:23] I'm actually gonna lose it and then why are you jumping out like why are you jumping out?

[03:12:29] Guys, I don't know. I think I'm gonna lose it

[03:12:32] It's this is just so hard. They're just everywhere man. They're I'm trying to like isolate a kill. I can't

[03:12:38] What I did last round was good. Like killing the guy with the diffuser was huge.

[03:12:45] Cavs goaded. I can make rotations. I'm silent. I can go anywhere. I'm good.

[03:12:51] Bro can't even kill the copper. Elemento, I have 24 kills.

[03:12:55] I don't see anything in the bottom up.

[03:13:03] I have to win this.

[03:13:05] I have to win this.

[03:13:07] Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.

[03:13:11] This guy pushes dirt every round.

[03:13:15] So we're going to 3 set it up.

[03:13:19] I'm going to hide so they don't know I'm Kvara.

[03:13:22] Five seconds in counting.

[03:13:26] He advised Op4 has found a bomb located by Op4.

[03:13:30] That's a diffuser. Wait, is that? Why did I get no points?

[03:13:55] well that's diffuser oh my god

[03:14:06] good luck in the ship back

[03:14:17] I probably shouldn't hold this

[03:14:20] because like this could be a problem

[03:14:50] I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.

[03:15:00] I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.

[03:15:40] oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god now we hit the longest rotate ever and

[03:15:46] we re-hold it thank god I killed jackal but bro once this gets to about like 10

[03:15:55] seconds it's mathematically impossible for them to win if I can hold this till

[03:16:00] 10 I'm good

[03:16:10] I just think it's mathematically impossible they can't they can't man

[03:16:22] five seconds to go

[03:16:24] yes come on boys it's mathematically impossible mathematically impossible

[03:16:36] It's not that I'm scared of a copper it's not that I'm scared of a copper it's I have a 100% chance of winning if I if I don't peak and I have a 90% chance of winning if I do peak I'm not going to take the 90% chance because if I kill one and then the other one just gets some blessed headshot the same people that are saying I'm scared of the coppers are going to be like you suck you suck

[03:17:05] So, no, dude, I'm not gonna beat that.

[03:17:10] Alright, we're going a different approach. We're going a different approach.

[03:17:12] I'm gonna go Nomad with Breach Charges,

[03:17:15] because I think if I can Nomad some stuff, bro, I don't know what to do.

[03:17:19] They just go Gym and they just, they just, bro, I don't want to do an attack.

[03:17:23] They go Gym, they have 10 traps, none of them peak.

[03:17:28] What do I do physically? What do I do?

[03:17:35] Ooh, Flores is not a bad shout, cause Flores I could get, bro, mob that guy.

[03:17:42] Flores, I have flashes and I can get all their U-Till, like everything.

[03:17:48] That's not a bad shout.

[03:17:53] Low-key modem, because Flores I have technically six drones, I have two flashes, and I can

[03:18:01] brief stab.

[03:18:03] I can break walls, and I can break their traps, and I have flashes, and I technically have six drones.

[03:18:10] Mod the guy that sent for us.

[03:18:12] Yeah, I mean, Brava's good, but the problem with Brava is, like, I can't...

[03:18:17] I can't break stuff.

[03:18:20] I got the shotgun, but it's slightly chopped.

[03:18:33] All right, step one, oh my god.

[03:18:55] What camera is he on?

[03:18:58] What?

[03:18:59] It's this evil siege!

[03:19:09] If I get C4 in this evil siege, flat it out.

[03:19:21] What is spotting me?

[03:19:26] What?

[03:19:27] He tried. He tried.

[03:19:34] I'm dead.

[03:19:43] the

[03:19:53] peaks into the blast bang because why not

[03:20:13] I'm not even on a screen.

[03:20:29] I'm not even on a screen.

[03:20:31] Yeah, that's evil siege.

[03:20:34] I'm literally like on the kill cam.

[03:20:36] I'm like 15 steps away from where he's shotgun just went.

[03:20:40] Why are you sitting in a corner because they have a Valkyrie, 3C4s, I'm getting smoked

[03:20:46] in Triple Swarm.

[03:20:48] And then I get pumped through a wall as I'm moving away from where the pump goes.

[03:20:53] That's disgusting.

[03:20:54] That's fucking disgusting.

[03:20:55] That's fucking disgusting.

[03:20:58] Straight it up.

[03:21:01] I keep going down.

[03:21:02] I mean like...

[03:21:03] That's a lot of big face timing me, wait a lot of it, give me like 5 minutes, I see

[03:21:12] the lock in.

[03:21:13] I'm gonna call my book in 5 minutes, how do I get pumped like that though?

[03:21:18] That's so disgusting man, God that's disgusting.

[03:21:21] Chat tell a lot of the guys that 5 minutes I'm just locked in on this challenge real

[03:21:27] quick.

[03:21:28] All right, um

[03:21:44] Guys it's so hard it's so hard guys

[03:21:58] How is this always a fucking drone in fucking sight?

[03:22:11] A cow!

[03:22:15] God, man.

[03:22:21] Not bad.

[03:22:51] Alright, you're in spawn, holding the window.

[03:23:46] Oh my god, oh my god.

[03:24:11] Yeah, that's Locke. Yeah, I knew it. I could just tell.

[03:24:41] 5 seconds remaining.

[03:24:46] Yes!

[03:24:47] Yes!

[03:24:48] Oh my god, I have to attack, it's over, 6-7, 6-7, I have to attack it, it's over.

[03:25:10] I've won literally one attack. I've won one attack and I've lost

[03:25:17] One two three four. I've lost four attacks. I've won one attack and I've lost four I

[03:25:25] Have no god the idea what I should do

[03:25:28] Griblock could be good. I bro. I just have to have multiple entry points. You know what okay?

[03:25:34] I'm gonna spawn here. No, I'm going through right. I'm playing fundamental

[03:25:38] I'm gonna blow up this fucking wall if they try to bandit it. I'm gonna I'm gonna get the bands off

[03:25:47] Yeah, but guys the problem with ying is like I see a vision

[03:25:50] But if I don't blind literally everyone I'm just gonna die also ying does not deal with traps

[03:25:56] Like they're going to have traps on the windows on the doors

[03:26:00] Ying is just gonna be terrible trap. It's gonna be awful

[03:26:05] Also ying got nerfed

[03:26:07] When it rolls, it doesn't detonate as quick.

[03:26:11] I have to win this.

[03:26:14] I mean, I don't know what to do. I don't know.

[03:26:16] I'm just going to blow up the wall and be fundamental.

[03:26:18] I have flashes, I have three hard breezes.

[03:26:20] I have a shotgun for Lachiatch.

[03:26:26] If they don't go gym, I'm...

[03:26:28] Bar-eye.

[03:26:31] Okay, CC, CC.

[03:26:33] I thought for a second they were going to go down and I'm like, alright, this is just

[03:26:40] cringe.

[03:26:41] But they didn't.

[03:26:42] They didn't.

[03:26:43] Because I was literally planning for them to go chin.

[03:26:48] Let's get a...

[03:26:49] Okay.

[03:26:50] Okay.

[03:26:51] Oh, this castle is going to be annoying.

[03:26:58] gonna need three entry points. Yep, we're gonna break this. Then we're gonna break this.

[03:27:16] the hell three shots really three God it's been an evil game oh my god I thought it was

[03:27:31] gonna be oh it is bandit that's cheech I'm not sorry oh my god look at how they're playing

[03:27:41] What would you do if you were near right now?

[03:28:10] I don't have time.

[03:28:17] Alright.

[03:28:20] This is my plan.

[03:28:21] I'm gonna make a really loud explosion,

[03:28:25] and then I'm gonna walk

[03:28:27] up the staircase off of the noise.

[03:28:29] This is all I got.

[03:28:31] I haven't drawn much of sight, there's Malusi.

[03:28:33] I'm gonna make a really loud explosion and then walk up.

[03:28:40] I

[03:29:04] Okay

[03:29:10] 10 seconds remaining.

[03:29:15] No!

[03:29:16] No!

[03:29:17] No!

[03:29:18] No!

[03:29:19] No!

[03:29:20] Best copper's ever, Gigi's.

[03:29:30] Best copper's ever.

[03:29:31] Gigi's.

[03:29:32] Gigi's.

[03:29:33] I mean, oh my, oh my god.

[03:29:35] Oh my god.

[03:29:37] Best copper's ever, Gigi's.

[03:29:40] Wow.

[03:31:10] I'm depressed.

[03:31:35] Like that was so close.

[03:31:36] Okay chat, for you versus right you deserve,

[03:31:40] I'm gonna do that.

[03:31:44] I did two videos today, chat,

[03:31:46] I'm gonna do it tomorrow before I fly.

[03:31:49] I'm either gonna do you versus the right you deserve

[03:31:52] or Bernard picks my operator.

[03:31:58] Because Saturday might be a grind to set it up,

[03:32:00] but I'll probably do it tomorrow.

[03:32:01] Jack, should I do Bernard picks my operator in ranked or you vs. rank you deserve?

[03:32:09] If I do you vs. rank you deserve, I'll record it tomorrow.

[03:32:13] If I do Bernard picks my op, I could record it now.

[03:32:15] Oh, let me call Ludwig.

[03:32:17] I forgot to call Ludwig.

[03:32:18] Yo, Ludwig, my bad.

[03:32:19] I was doing a challenge.

[03:32:20] What up, man?

[03:32:21] Pick a bow.

[03:32:22] I'm live.

[03:32:23] I just wanted to ask you 17 questions if you had a second.

[03:32:27] 17 questions?

[03:32:28] Back.

[03:32:29] Let's do it.

[03:32:30] Question number one, how's the day going for you?

[03:32:34] Good. Do you want to do it in like discord or something?

[03:32:36] This feels awkward.

[03:32:38] I'll go over to three questions to speed things up.

[03:32:40] No, no, no. Let's second question for you here.

[03:32:43] You are on Team USA.

[03:32:45] Yes, I'm on Team USA, arguably one of the better teams in the tournament here.

[03:32:51] Let's cut this bullshit.

[03:32:53] I'm going to say you guys have like the Avengers,

[03:32:55] you have the best team overall, you're guaranteed to win.

[03:32:57] Do you feel any pressure from that?

[03:32:59] No, dude

[03:33:01] Listen about Tyler ones on steroids Joe Barks a philosopher and an athlete and I'm I'm gonna be honest

[03:33:08] I'm an absolute unit and my check and laugh. I really don't care. I'm an absolute unit look up white

[03:33:15] Goodman from the dodgeball. That's why I'm emulating. I bought the headbands, too

[03:33:21] Why good?

[03:33:29] that you're the going to be carried on your team, that you're the weakest link.

[03:33:33] No one has said that, blood weight. Am I the strongest link? I'm never the strongest link,

[03:33:39] but I'm never the weakest link. That's how I squeezed by my whole life.

[03:33:43] Can I ask you, have you decided what two games you're playing? You know you had to pick two games,

[03:33:48] right? Oh, oh, I was going to talk about it with Joe. Wait, so I have two individual games per day,

[03:33:55] four individual games total. So two individual games for the whole weekend and then you play

[03:34:01] every single team game. So you got to do volleyball, you got to do dodge, you got to do

[03:34:04] Simon Says musical chairs, but then you have to do two individual games separately. Wait,

[03:34:08] is the penalty shootout individual or team? Being the goalkeepers individual.

[03:34:14] Everyone shoots but one person has to be goalkeeper. Dude, chat, who would be a better

[03:34:19] Keeper me or Joe Tyler's too short Tyler would get chipped

[03:34:25] Wait, so wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me let me oh my god. We have a problem. We have a problem

[03:34:31] It's a penalty shootout like everyone does a pen and then it's a total cumulative score or is it like knockout survival?

[03:34:39] Bracket it's a bracket

[03:34:40] So you go up against it and you will go up against like team Mexico and if they score more than you guys are out

[03:34:45] like five people, you know, wait, but I only take one pen per game. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's penalty

[03:34:54] kicks, but you can't take five. No, I thought it was going to be like a knockout survivor thing.

[03:35:01] No, no, no, no, it's the whole team versus team. It's a team, USA versus team, let's go.

[03:35:06] So what I'm understanding is I am 20% of my team's penalties.

[03:35:10] Correct. Well, you could be the goalkeeper and then you could stop five penalties and

[03:35:16] then wait for your squad.

[03:35:18] Chad, I think I would be a good keeper. Yeah. Okay. I'll be a keeper too. Is that an individual?

[03:35:23] Because I can lock that as well.

[03:35:24] That's an individual. That's an individual.

[03:35:25] All right. I'll be a keeper. Joe would be good, but I just, Chad, I trust myself. I'll

[03:35:31] be a keeper. And then what's my other one? Bull riding? Joe told me to ride the bull.

[03:35:35] I don't know why.

[03:35:36] Have you ever done that?

[03:35:39] No, but no, I haven't

[03:35:43] Joe just said he's gonna throw me up there, bro

[03:35:47] It's Joe the captain shut up. I should talk to Joe. I would talk to Joe is by far the most locked in bro

[03:35:53] Joe's like strategizing with me like he's that's my fucking teammate. I

[03:35:57] Mean, there's a lot of the line you heard the prize pool, right? Wait, I thought it was for charity. There's prize pool

[03:36:03] Fuck charity, bro. It's for a billion dollars cash

[03:36:05] Okay, no wait, what is actually the prize pool Ludwig?

[03:36:10] I'm currently have a hundred thousand dollars on Cal sheet as the guy who's running it

[03:36:14] I think my bet will hit and then I get like a million from that and I'll use that as a prize pool

[03:36:19] It's an infinite money glitch. So there's zero prize pool

[03:36:27] Dude, but what wait is it for charity or no, it's not for charity. No, no, no, no, not a single

[03:36:32] I hope no money from this goes to jail none at all

[03:36:35] Okay, dude

[03:36:38] Now Ludwig, I want you to be honest as the host be unbiased bro

[03:36:43] Who has the strongest team in this event and who has the weakest team in this event?

[03:36:50] Totally unbiased totally unbiased like don't lie you have like okay looks like some dog shit

[03:36:56] You can't look like some absolute shit in a barrel. They look bad

[03:37:00] You think UK is gonna get that last

[03:37:03] Yeah, I'm set

[03:37:05] And I wanted to ask you about one guy

[03:37:09] Yeah, okay. There's a guy on France who literally looks like a mountain. He looks like a mountain

[03:37:17] Are there any like heavy lifting contests?

[03:37:22] There's a tumor toss which is like shot putting an 18-pound tons of cube. Oh brother. Just give it to him

[03:37:28] The guy is literally built like a fucking tree

[03:37:31] You have Tyler one.

[03:37:33] Yeah, but Tyler's like, Tyler's small.

[03:37:36] Like, okay.

[03:37:38] He's six five.

[03:37:39] Tyler one, you've met Tyler.

[03:37:41] How tall actually is Tyler?

[03:37:43] Tyler's six five squats, 455 pounds.

[03:37:46] And she's 375 pounds for reps, by the way.

[03:37:50] Absolute unit of a minute.

[03:37:51] Dude, I've heard, for the grapevine, I heard Tyler's five five.

[03:37:58] Take it from me, I met him in person.

[03:37:59] You'll be looking up like this when you meet him.

[03:38:04] Okay, Ludwig, I'm gonna,

[03:38:06] that's the biggest pile of bullshit I've ever heard.

[03:38:09] This guy on France, is this guy natty or what?

[03:38:12] Like this guy, hi, guys, put up a picture.

[03:38:14] What's his name?

[03:38:16] Joelle.

[03:38:17] Yeah, is this guy natural?

[03:38:19] Cause bro, I don't know.

[03:38:20] I don't know.

[03:38:21] This guy's terrifying.

[03:38:23] We don't test those chariots.

[03:38:25] We allow people to use steroids.

[03:38:27] So we can't have like him pee into a cup, you think?

[03:38:32] No, no, no, we encourage it.

[03:38:33] Honestly, it makes the better content for us.

[03:38:36] Streamer games.

[03:38:37] Oh, you've tweeted the full lineup today, right?

[03:38:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:38:40] I just locked the full lineup this week.

[03:38:42] Okay, Ludwig, I'm gonna go game by game, all right?

[03:38:45] Okay.

[03:38:46] I wanna do,

[03:38:48] wait, is Archery individual?

[03:38:50] Archery's individual, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:38:53] I don't wanna do that one.

[03:38:54] I don't wanna do that one.

[03:38:56] Fuck man, Ludwig, this, oh wait, is the last event,

[03:39:00] penalty shootout, that's actually cinema.

[03:39:02] That's the very last event with the lights on

[03:39:04] at USC sold out crowd.

[03:39:06] Oh my God.

[03:39:07] You got a sold out crowd, did you throw that one in?

[03:39:10] No, it's sold out, sold out, it's like,

[03:39:11] if it's 2000 and we have 2000 each day,

[03:39:14] two hundred people shut up.

[03:39:15] Okay, so High Fives just pulled up an image of Joel Ludwig.

[03:39:18] This guy is terrifying.

[03:39:22] His arms are the size of my head.

[03:39:24] Yeah, but bro, you're making a paper airplane, who gives a fuck?

[03:39:28] Like, it only matters for one event, like, you're not better at soccer if you look like

[03:39:33] that.

[03:39:34] Yeah, you're not.

[03:39:35] Okay, but Cuba toss, it's gonna be him versus Tyler won, let's be realistic, that's gonna

[03:39:38] be cinema.

[03:39:39] Dude, I don't know, I have to pick two individual events on day one and day two?

[03:39:46] Just two for the whole event, bro.

[03:39:48] Oh, thank god.

[03:39:49] If you did if you're a goalkeeper and you did ball riding you're done

[03:39:54] That's all you guys do and then all the team like you have to do volleyball

[03:39:57] You have to do musical chairs all the team events Joe's gonna do the hundred meter dash volleyball team is paper airplane duo or team

[03:40:04] Solo one person. I'm not good at I'm not good at building stuff archery. I'm not good at that

[03:40:11] It's crate stacking duo one

[03:40:14] That is true. It's one person has to it's a one-by-one box and you have to climb and then the other person has to hand the crates over

[03:40:22] So like you want someone tall and small. What about music chairs?

[03:40:26] That's everyone. God damn. Oh

[03:40:29] Man, I might actually be the weak link here dude. I was practicing archery a lot of it

[03:40:34] My dad got a bow and arrow this week and I that I was missing every shot. Hey, I

[03:40:40] Don't generate power mud. That's the problem

[03:40:42] I feel like you'd be great at bull riding

[03:40:45] Bro, but that's day two. Oh, no way. It's total so wait. I can just I can skip the solo event on day one, right?

[03:40:53] 100% yeah, bro. I'll do fucking bull riding and then I'll be the keeper locked

[03:40:58] I think that's locked. I think that's good for you. I got yeah, I'll do it. That's what I'll do

[03:41:03] I'm in hey, I'm excited. Yo, by the way, is there anything I need to sign or I join the discord server. Am I good?

[03:41:11] You're good, bro.

[03:41:12] All right, yo, I'll see you there.

[03:41:14] Thanks for the opportunity, bro.

[03:41:15] I see you there, man.

[03:41:16] Yep.

[03:41:17] Have a good stream.

[03:41:18] See ya.

[03:41:19] Chad, I think I do bull riding, and I think I'm a penalty shootout keeper.

[03:41:25] I think I do, I think I do bull riding, and I'm a penalty shootout keeper.

[03:41:29] If I get gloves, I will literally turn into a bull phone.

[03:41:32] Chad, because the thing is, like, y'all can say, Mark, when it comes to football, I'm

[03:41:40] going to be the best streamer there by far.

[03:41:43] When it comes to football,

[03:41:44] you have to understand how to read the game.

[03:41:46] This is why Messi is the greatest ever.

[03:41:47] I'm gonna know where people are shooting their pens

[03:41:50] literally before they make contact with the ball.

[03:41:53] I'm not gonna say how I know, but I just know.

[03:41:59] Do crate stacking only if there are no

[03:42:02] safety devices attached.

[03:42:04] High-fives, kit rocks, bro.

[03:42:06] You are not a keeper.

[03:42:08] Yo, buddy, listen to me.

[03:42:10] Football is my shit! Like, this is every other sports year I'm going to be bad.

[03:42:16] The fact that this is the fucking finale?

[03:42:19] Chat.

[03:42:20] Football is my shit.

[03:42:22] I know where people are going to take pens, literally just off of their body language.

[03:42:27] I will be a good keeper.

[03:42:28] I'm not short, I'm 5'9", I can't be chipped, I'm fine.

[03:42:33] Also, I was thinking about having Joe as the keeper,

[03:42:36] But the problem is, Joe is gonna do another individual event. We need Joe on 100 meter dash

[03:42:44] and Joe could probably do half and half, which is like a duo event.

[03:42:48] We're gonna need Joe on 100 meter dash and half and half.

[03:42:50] Lot, like literally lot. We put Joe here, Joe's gonna be incredible. We put Joe here, Joe's gonna

[03:42:57] be incredible. We throw me here and then bull riding, we can just do a throw away event. I'm

[03:43:01] I'm going to be fucking terrible, bro, but chat.

[03:43:05] Listen, I'm not saying this.

[03:43:08] Call Joe, is Joe streaming right now?

[03:43:10] What's Joe doing right now?

[03:43:12] What's Joe doing right now?

[03:43:14] Is Joe streaming?

[03:43:16] Joe's not live.

[03:43:21] All right, I'm going to call Joe

[03:43:22] and just figure out my events really quick.

[03:43:26] Is it a real bull?

[03:43:28] So the name of the event is mechanical bull riding.

[03:43:31] And you just typed, is it a real bull?

[03:43:34] Mobs, just, I'm not even kidding.

[03:43:36] Some people should not be permitted to type.

[03:43:38] That guy's one of them.

[03:43:40] Is it a real bull?

[03:43:42] Is it a real bull?

[03:43:43] That's your question.

[03:43:45] Joe, we'll do Bernard, we'll do Bernard.

[03:43:46] Let me call Joe really quick.

[03:43:50] I just, Joe's not even live, so he might not pick up.

[03:43:53] I don't know what he's doing.

[03:43:56] Oh, he instantly picked up.

[03:43:57] Joe, I'm live.

[03:44:01] I want to hash out my individual events really quick.

[03:44:06] I was thinking about doing, I could do penalty shootout as keeper.

[03:44:10] Are you looking at the sheet as you have that two day one and two day two?

[03:44:16] No, Lottabig told me I just need two total.

[03:44:18] I just got off the phone with him.

[03:44:20] I think it's two total per day.

[03:44:23] No, he said, Lottabig said two total all over.

[03:44:27] Because if you're looking at it here, there's physically not enough.

[03:44:29] That would be, yeah, there's not enough individual events.

[03:44:33] No, I think there is.

[03:44:34] Because it's due, he said two individual, he said two duos slash solo per day.

[03:44:41] I think he, Chad, did Ludwig say two total or two per day?

[03:44:46] I thought he said total.

[03:44:49] What, I mean, what, what list are you looking at?

[03:44:51] Are you looking at the dot?

[03:44:51] I'm looking at all of the games right now, all of the games.

[03:44:54] Okay, so like day, okay, let's just found out day one solo event.

[03:45:00] Hundred and dash is one person.

[03:45:02] Everyone playing one person archery one person.

[03:45:04] Craig stacks two vehicles of five.

[03:45:07] Yeah, you're right.

[03:45:08] Yep.

[03:45:09] It's one.

[03:45:10] It's one.

[03:45:11] No, but I think he said it's one.

[03:45:12] Did he say it matters if you do one per day?

[03:45:14] Well, no, because I literally said I'm like, is it cool if I sit out the whole day one

[03:45:19] and then do both my individual events.

[03:45:21] They do.

[03:45:22] And he said yes.

[03:45:23] So it's just two total for the entire two total.

[03:45:26] Every person has to do two total everybody.

[03:45:30] Yes.

[03:45:31] Okay.

[03:45:31] What are you like, they said they will sort of like, yeah, we're going to choose the day of I'm going to, I'm like, we're going to be there 15 minutes before string starts.

[03:45:40] No, I want to lock in.

[03:45:41] I'm already just hatching out what we're doing.

[03:45:44] Like that's what I'm saying.

[03:45:44] I'm going to like, I kind of like hard wedge myself as the hundred meter guy being totally on that site.

[03:45:49] I think that my consults are the teeth.

[03:45:51] I have so many I have so many questions about this by the way okay so it's half and half

[03:45:58] considered a duo event yes but then that would count like Joe let's say you just want to hear

[03:46:05] events so let's say you did a hundred meter dash and then half and half you're done right for

[03:46:10] your individual events I'm done solo events what is what is half and half Joe what is that

[03:46:15] Yeah.

[03:46:16] You used to thought something perfect.

[03:46:17] He's going to have a, he's going to have like, we would have like a knife or not a knife.

[03:46:22] You know, like those lumberjack saws?

[03:46:24] Yes.

[03:46:25] Like two people and they saw it, like not that large, but it would be like me, you holding

[03:46:30] an object and you would have to cut, you would hold it like a, like a large saw and you'd

[03:46:34] have to saw something in half.

[03:46:37] And then they would put each half on a scale and whoever's closer wins.

[03:46:42] like we would need, we want them to play the same.

[03:46:46] So like say he puts in front of us like a watermelon.

[03:46:48] We have to cut that in half and we want both halves

[03:46:51] to lay exactly the same.

[03:46:53] And it's gonna come down to who's ways.

[03:46:55] Okay.

[03:46:56] Remember, whoever's differences like golf,

[03:46:57] like whoever's distance is smaller between the two wins.

[03:47:02] I for sure, oh God.

[03:47:05] I for sure want to do penalty shootout keeper.

[03:47:08] I'll do that.

[03:47:09] Like.

[03:47:10] That's a weird event because that's not technically a solo event, but you being the keeper would be your solo

[03:47:16] Yep, he said he said that you still shoot you like you're not just a peeper. Yes

[03:47:22] I'll do fine in that be a keeper. I'll do good and keeper

[03:47:26] I'll do good because I'd also rather have you on other events

[03:47:30] The other thing is I could do bull riding it'd be funny, but I would lose I would for sure fucking lose

[03:47:37] Well, I was talking to Ludwig and the thing that he said was like, it's either the odds

[03:47:42] are it's going to be me, you or Tyler to do bull riding because it's like, there's weirdos

[03:47:48] watching the stream and you know, there's a girl that's like riding a bull, there's

[03:47:53] good, like most of the women probably won't want to do bull riding.

[03:47:57] Yeah, people are going to be fucking freaks anyways, bro, but I'm saying like, what if

[03:48:01] I get on that bull and then like every other team of those doing it?

[03:48:06] and then I just get dead last.

[03:48:08] But that'd be fucking hilarious,

[03:48:09] because you're the only guy there

[03:48:11] and you're just like fucking mountain that bull, dude.

[03:48:13] That'd be stuff like that.

[03:48:14] I'll do, fuck it, I'll do bull riding,

[03:48:16] but I, dude, I need to be the keeper

[03:48:18] because I will lock shit down.

[03:48:20] I will lock shit down.

[03:48:22] I'll get gloves and I will lock shit down.

[03:48:26] I think me and you should have like a heart.

[03:48:28] I think you should be like hard set lowly.

[03:48:30] I should be hard set hundred

[03:48:32] and then you should have one or two that you wanna do

[03:48:33] because you don't know what they're gonna say.

[03:48:35] I was thinking we should have Tyler won the keyword toss.

[03:48:38] Because I think he's trying to set up a brand.

[03:48:40] 100%.

[03:48:41] Yes.

[03:48:42] He literally looks like he's on Roy's.

[03:48:45] 100%.

[03:48:46] So I think he'd throw up the furnace.

[03:48:48] So I think he should do that.

[03:48:49] And then it's like, Craig Stack.

[03:48:52] I mean, we need something with balance.

[03:48:56] That's able.

[03:48:56] Do you know what Craig Stack is?

[03:48:57] The one where he's going to walk up.

[03:48:59] Yeah, he told me.

[03:49:02] Bro, I just don't know.

[03:49:04] Okay, what I think, ooh, you start off with 100 meter dash.

[03:49:09] Joe, are you going to start us off with a dub?

[03:49:12] Dude, I hate that it's the first minute too.

[03:49:15] And I don't know if you've looked at the weather, bro,

[03:49:17] I'm getting, yeah, it's like a UV 10,

[03:49:20] it's like 96 degrees outside the whole day.

[03:49:23] Like, we're going to be dying.

[03:49:25] Oh dude, for Florida, that's like, that's nothing.

[03:49:28] But if you're not from Florida, yeah.

[03:49:31] 96 sounds like paradise, bro.

[03:49:33] Florida summer right now, it's like fucking one-on-one every day.

[03:49:37] Well, I feel like I'm going to be so gas up on the starting blocks fucking first event.

[03:49:43] You know what I'm curious about though, Joe?

[03:49:46] Why would he do a hundred meter dash for like, I feel like people are going to get

[03:49:50] gas like they should do at the end.

[03:49:52] No, no, you should start out with it.

[03:49:55] Okay.

[03:49:56] It's usable.

[03:49:57] Like, I mean, I think he's kind of just running it like a right.

[03:50:00] It's like a hype event to start out with.

[03:50:02] And it's like when I used to run track,

[03:50:05] they usually do sprinting events earlier

[03:50:08] so that you could open it up.

[03:50:09] If we're not doing any other run events,

[03:50:10] it doesn't really matter.

[03:50:11] But like the first event that you get it,

[03:50:12] you get 100 meter first hit, like in 2024,

[03:50:15] the first event is the 100 meter.

[03:50:17] 100 meter dash is definitely the most physically demanding

[03:50:21] to say.

[03:50:21] Here's the thing, he told me I'm allowed to have

[03:50:25] track bikes, I can't really notice.

[03:50:27] And I don't know if they're starting blocks.

[03:50:28] So I'm definitely gonna run slower than I thought I would,

[03:50:31] but like looking at the teams,

[03:50:34] I don't know anybody that would beat me

[03:50:36] other than like the MSQL.

[03:50:38] Dude, I'm looking at UK right now.

[03:50:41] Who the fuck would even run for UK?

[03:50:44] Who the fuck?

[03:50:45] Like look at Mexico, he's running for Mexico, Arki.

[03:50:50] Bro, but then you have to think too,

[03:50:52] because like if they use Arki for an event

[03:50:55] where they know he's gonna lose,

[03:50:56] that's like, it's a waste.

[03:50:57] It's a waste because you need Archey for like other events.

[03:51:00] Which is why I genuinely think like people are like,

[03:51:02] why aren't they putting ADD up for the 100?

[03:51:04] It's because like just put Ron there.

[03:51:07] Like, like ADD is gonna win up to other events.

[03:51:10] Like just put her in ones that she's a lot

[03:51:12] versus like fucking Contez and the 100.

[03:51:16] Bro.

[03:51:17] Do you think Contez is fast?

[03:51:18] I feel like they could put down for the 100.

[03:51:20] Contez wouldn't be slow, but he wouldn't be fast.

[03:51:24] He would be like in the middle.

[03:51:26] You know, the second fastest person here besides you,

[03:51:29] I think is Ray.

[03:51:30] I think Ray's fastest, fuck.

[03:51:32] Chad, am I right or wrong?

[03:51:33] I think Ray's really fast.

[03:51:37] You mean like Ray Asian boys?

[03:51:38] Yes, I think Ray's like very fast.

[03:51:40] What's he missing on you?

[03:51:42] Um, yeah, they're saying Ray's fast.

[03:51:45] He's on worldwide, which this team actually looks

[03:51:49] pretty solid, Ray's really good.

[03:51:51] Ray's younger than me too.

[03:51:53] So you might not be correct.

[03:51:55] Like that's what I'm saying, like I, okay, here's the thing.

[03:51:57] I'm not a hundred percent broke.

[03:51:59] The whole thing is whole like warfing shit

[03:52:01] for people to say, how do you speed?

[03:52:02] Like let's get that the fuck out of here

[03:52:04] because speed is supposed to be at 100.

[03:52:06] Well, like, I think I win 100,

[03:52:10] if not, I think I get second place.

[03:52:12] Like I either get first or second,

[03:52:13] but I mean, unless I like fucking eat shit,

[03:52:16] like I think we get second place.

[03:52:17] Wait, so Joe, is it like a fucking point system?

[03:52:21] Like if we get second, do we get a lot of points?

[03:52:23] Or is it all or nothing?

[03:52:24] if you have to do it.

[03:52:25] I don't think it's all or nothing.

[03:52:26] I think it would just be like a medal-based system

[03:52:29] where it's like first group.

[03:52:31] I don't know if there's zero points.

[03:52:32] Did he or beast like how they score it?

[03:52:35] I actually don't know about it.

[03:52:37] I gotta call him.

[03:52:38] Yeah, I'm too competitive to not know the point system.

[03:52:41] And then here's the other thing,

[03:52:43] because he has team rankings

[03:52:44] and then he has individual rankings, right?

[03:52:46] So obviously, I would get points for my team and myself,

[03:52:50] but say for like down the ball,

[03:52:51] say you get five people out

[03:52:54] and we lose, or win, are you getting individually

[03:52:58] the same amount of points as everybody else?

[03:53:00] I think dodgeball would solely just be a team event.

[03:53:03] I think it would just solely be team.

[03:53:05] Or like team, okay, then PKs,

[03:53:07] like say you make zero PKs for your team wins,

[03:53:09] are you getting the same amount of points?

[03:53:11] Like are you, you would surely get more

[03:53:13] individual points for saves?

[03:53:14] Like if you're saving balls,

[03:53:15] you could get like the individual points.

[03:53:17] I don't know how he has that set up.

[03:53:20] I don't know.

[03:53:21] I gotta call him, bro.

[03:53:22] I've got to call him about the point system.

[03:53:24] Well, we're going to go for you to call him.

[03:53:26] What other like, outside of P,

[03:53:29] outside of like, P-Pay-Pop-On-Roley,

[03:53:31] what's like an event you would want to do?

[03:53:34] I don't think either of us would be good at archery.

[03:53:37] I don't think I'd be good at archery.

[03:53:39] I bet you like, Mari or Yana would be good at archery.

[03:53:46] Fuck, man.

[03:53:46] I don't know.

[03:53:48] None of these, like, I could.

[03:53:51] You saw me and you did, you did that.

[03:53:52] Like we could do a great stack or a half together.

[03:53:55] Yep.

[03:53:56] I mean, like that's like a team campaign too.

[03:53:58] Like I really think Tyler wants Tubertofts

[03:54:00] and then like what else do you want Tyler want?

[03:54:02] Like.

[03:54:04] I think you put, you put Tyler one.

[03:54:06] Hold a paper airplane well.

[03:54:08] He's going to want to do Tubertofts.

[03:54:10] He's not going to want to be paper airplane.

[03:54:13] No, I don't have any to know.

[03:54:14] I think paper airplanes literally just like somebody's

[03:54:16] going to get stuck with that.

[03:54:17] Like that's just like a hard,

[03:54:19] You said it's a comically large piece of paper too.

[03:54:22] It's not like a regular piece of paper.

[03:54:23] It's like as small as you, that you have to fold.

[03:54:26] I don't know, I'm not, like Joe,

[03:54:28] I'm not good in the whole arts and crafts department.

[03:54:30] I would be terrible at this.

[03:54:32] I think I just want to, bro, I'm like, I already know dude,

[03:54:36] I was reading the rules,

[03:54:37] I'm gonna get cast off in volleyball, Jamesy.

[03:54:40] Wait, wait, wait, why, why, why?

[03:54:43] Bro, because they're like, you know,

[03:54:44] I'm reading the rules and there's like,

[03:54:45] be for volleyball, it's such a game where it's like,

[03:54:47] Oh my God, it just comes down to like hyper technical.

[03:54:50] Oh no, that was a carry, this is that, this is that.

[03:54:54] And it's like, I'm just gonna get on it.

[03:54:55] I know like, we can't even be playing that

[03:54:59] and I know there's gonna be a ball

[03:55:00] and I'm just gonna get so pissed off.

[03:55:02] Dude, I think my chat is gonna want me or Tyler

[03:55:06] to do the ball riding, cause it would just be funny.

[03:55:08] Dude, it would be so funny.

[03:55:10] Like, I just think dude, Tyler has a lower center of mass

[03:55:15] and he probably has super strong.

[03:55:17] You just need strong legs.

[03:55:19] We can't just connect.

[03:55:21] Bro, Tyler would be perfect, Joe.

[03:55:23] For bull riding.

[03:55:24] Yeah, because bro, his legs are like fucking tree stumps.

[03:55:28] And he's short.

[03:55:29] Here's the thing, here's the thing, he's short.

[03:55:31] But for bull riding, I assume it would be better

[03:55:34] to have a heavier, lower body than an upper body.

[03:55:38] And he's just like a wreck.

[03:55:40] So it's like, I don't know, balance-wise.

[03:55:44] Do you think he would be able to stay on the bull?

[03:55:46] Yeah, I think, dude, I think Tyler one did wrestling.

[03:55:50] So like, I think he's just really good with like his lower body.

[03:55:54] So Tyler one did wrestling, right?

[03:55:56] Didn't he?

[03:55:57] I think he was a D1 football player.

[03:55:59] I know, I think he, no, he told me he did wrestling too

[03:56:02] in the league tournament.

[03:56:05] Yeah, then he should probably do ball riding.

[03:56:08] But then what the fuck are you doing?

[03:56:10] How come you're?

[03:56:11] Yeah, because I'm down to do a dual event.

[03:56:14] I just want to know what objects we're cutting into like are we cutting into like a fucking

[03:56:22] like vegetable or are we cutting into like something that's huge I did joke to Ludwig

[03:56:26] I was like it would be funnier if you did like when he originally explained the bentony

[03:56:31] I thought it was like the lumberjack saw and I was like that'd be super funny and I thought

[03:56:35] I caught like a literal wooden chair and I know I know it's gonna be like he was like

[03:56:41] you can't do that because I say it's me and you and then it's like two people that are very large

[03:56:46] and there's like a minute time span like they're not going to be able to slice that half.

[03:56:52] Joe, but I think I got it figured out, bro. Hear me out. I'm going to go through the whole team.

[03:56:58] Your two events are 100 meter dash and half and half. Mine are penalty shootout keeper and half

[03:57:04] and half. Tyler one is Cuba toss and bull riding. Yana slash Mari would be archery paper airplane,

[03:57:13] whatever they want to like prefer. And then they would do crates stack too. So they would do the

[03:57:21] day one events and we would do the day two events, but you would do automator dash.

[03:57:26] Yeah, that's fine with me. Like, I mean, I just like I would want to run it by that. Yes, yes,

[03:57:31] We have to see what they want to do. Yeah, I assume. I assume they'll want to do great stack because that's like a heavy balance to work game

[03:57:40] And I feel like they would play well together, but I don't know like paper airplane toss or archery or anything

[03:57:47] Like I wasn't on the street

[03:57:49] So like two days ago and she said she would do archery

[03:57:52] So cool. I bet you she's gonna be good at it

[03:57:55] like I bet she's gonna be on some like Katniss Everdeen shit. Joe, I practiced archery, Joe.

[03:58:02] I bought a bow and an arrow literally for this fucking thing. It was so hard. I'm not doing it.

[03:58:09] Like I will sell us. You bought a bow and arrow. Yes. Bro, JC, I'm gonna go live, bro. I ran probably

[03:58:17] five 100 meters in the last like four days. And I was making fun of him because he was like,

[03:58:23] I ran three 100s for a sponsor and then I was sore the next day and I was like you're a formal

[03:58:27] that night. I ran three 100s next day. I was sore and sore.

[03:58:32] Joe, Joe, just make sure make sure you like extensively fucking stretch Joe.

[03:58:44] I'm a flexible person. I'll be good. I don't think I'm gonna crank out. If you want my honest opinion,

[03:58:49] I think like me, smoking weed and all that, because I fucked my long capacity to the point

[03:58:56] that like, if anything, I'm just gassed in the last 10 meters.

[03:59:00] Like that'll be rough.

[03:59:02] But I'm gonna finish the race, you know.

[03:59:05] If I pass out after, I pass out after.

[03:59:08] I did jokingly tell Ron, I said, if Ron, I see you passing 100 meters, I'm happy with that

[03:59:13] I was like, I'm running a mile and I'm like, that has nothing to do with the 100 meters.

[03:59:41] So I've been two different reasons and I'm also feeling Ron's going to be sore for two days now.

[03:59:45] Yeah, because he's just a different Ron.

[03:59:48] Cardio and like sprinting are like they do not interlap at all.

[03:59:53] Bro, Joe, all I'm going to say is this, if this event comes down to penalty shootout, I will win us the, I swear I'll win us the event.

[04:00:00] He changed the last event of the day.

[04:00:02] He literally said this, I just got up to him with love, he said there's going to be a live crowd with 2,000 people with the lights on.

[04:00:10] and it's going to be penalty shoot as the last event.

[04:00:13] Because because I've played that sport my whole life,

[04:00:17] like you can see by someone's fucking body language

[04:00:20] where they're going to get it.

[04:00:22] Are you bringing like your soccer?

[04:00:23] I'm going to bring my cleats.

[04:00:25] Yeah.

[04:00:26] Yeah, I'm going to bring my cleats.

[04:00:27] I'm going to bring probably gloves.

[04:00:28] I'm sure there's going to be gloves, but I'll bring gloves.

[04:00:32] Yeah, I got it.

[04:00:33] I got it.

[04:00:34] Yeah, and I think we're good.

[04:00:38] I'm just curious like.

[04:00:39] I'm gonna call them about the point system, Joe.

[04:00:42] Yeah, let me know.

[04:00:44] Or I'll just tap in your chain actually,

[04:00:45] and I'll let you know.

[04:00:46] All right, I'll call them right now, Joe.

[04:00:48] All right, I'll cut you down.

[04:00:51] I need to know the point system.

[04:00:54] Bro, I'm way too like fucking competitive to not know.

[04:00:59] Cause bro, if we have a throwaway event,

[04:01:01] we should throw away the event.

[04:01:02] Like if we have an event,

[04:01:04] we have no chance of fucking winning.

[04:01:06] Yo, Lod, a quick question, bro.

[04:01:08] Hey, this is Ludwig. Who's this?

[04:01:10] Uh, Jixi, do you have my number saved?

[04:01:13] Jixi, how's it going, man? Uh, yeah, probably. Yeah, what's going on, man?

[04:01:16] Uh, Ludwig, I have a question. Well, me and Joe have a question.

[04:01:22] True.

[04:01:23] How does the point system work?

[04:01:25] Sorry, Joe who?

[04:01:26] Joe Bartolosi.

[04:01:27] Joe Mama. No, I'm just playing that. What was the question?

[04:01:31] Um, okay. So, okay, here's my question.

[04:01:35] Joe does the hundred meter dash and let's say Joe gets second place. How much like would he get zero points?

[04:01:42] Or would he get like 700 points? How does it work?

[04:01:46] So you got to count down. So first place eight points

[04:01:50] then actually sorry first place

[04:01:52] I think it's seven points then it goes six five four three two one zero

[04:01:57] So if you get dead last you get zero points zero points, dude

[04:02:01] would actually like that structure.

[04:02:04] Okay, so here's my question, Ludwig.

[04:02:08] Let's say like, what about like a team event,

[04:02:14] same structure, same exact structure?

[04:02:17] Yeah, the only caveat would be on team events,

[04:02:20] some of them are bracketed, for example, volleyball.

[04:02:23] And we're not gonna play out like the losers round one match.

[04:02:26] So it's gonna come down to tie breakers

[04:02:28] and that will determine your spot.

[04:02:30] So four people are going to lose their first matching volleyball.

[04:02:33] You think about an eight person bracket,

[04:02:34] four people are going to go through,

[04:02:36] four people are going to lose.

[04:02:37] Those four people are going to go through a tiebreaker.

[04:02:39] It's going to be points four.

[04:02:41] So how many points they scored and that will determine your points then.

[04:02:44] So let's say you get knocked out first round volleyball.

[04:02:48] Everybody gets the same amount of points.

[04:02:50] No, no, no, no, that's what I'm saying.

[04:02:52] Then it goes to a tiebreaker.

[04:02:54] And let's say you lost, uh, like 11, one, you only scored one point.

[04:02:59] But the other team lost 11 to 7, that team that scored 7 points, would then score.

[04:03:06] So it's like a point differential. Yes. Out of the bottom four teams, out of the bottom four teams,

[04:03:12] right? Yes, yeah. And we usually play on the third place match, but out of the bottom four, yeah.

[04:03:17] Because the bracket would go like 8-4-2, the first four that get eliminated, their points get divvied

[04:03:22] up amongst like, how good was their point differential? What if their point differential's

[04:03:26] tied you just say fuck it and give him the same amount of points I think we

[04:03:30] say fuck it give him the same amount of points yeah fair fair paper plane sauce

[04:03:33] is individual right that is individual you throw two times we take the longest

[04:03:38] throw you had got it crake stacks duo crake stack duo yeah half and half duo

[04:03:44] and that's yeah Simon says team or individual team team full team plays

[04:03:51] All right, I think that's all of my questions, bro.

[04:03:54] Why do people keep saying you are throwing for your team?

[04:03:57] You're literally inting your team.

[04:03:59] Your team is going to lose because of you.

[04:04:01] Why do people keep saying that in my chat?

[04:04:04] All I'm going to say is, penalty shootout,

[04:04:06] I will die on that pitch to win my team this tournament.

[04:04:10] As for my other event, I don't know what I'm good at, Ludwig.

[04:04:13] Like, bro, Ludwig, I'm good at golf.

[04:04:17] It's nowhere to be found.

[04:04:18] I'm good at math.

[04:04:19] talking about yourselves like this. You're janksy, bro. Let's shift the paradigm. Oh,

[04:04:24] I don't know if I'm good at this. What aren't you good at? Let's start from there and then

[04:04:27] work down, bro. You can compete in any of one of these events into amazing and you put

[04:04:32] your fucking heart into it.

[04:04:33] Can y'all do like a throw in like a day three or six event?

[04:04:37] That's gotta be more physical than that. Brother, I'm just saying you are a bronze League of

[04:04:45] legend player nobody can nobody can do shit to you all right bro i will see

[04:04:52] your ass bro i will see you in uh california man

[04:04:55] i'll see you bro see you actually silver league of legends jungler

[04:05:02] what about the individual scoring he explained it so the individual scoring

[04:05:06] and the team scoring is the exact same thing so if our team gets first place

[04:05:09] in an event or individual you get seven points

[04:05:12] I was asking with Joe, like if Joe gets second, like is it all or nothing, which thank God it's not because that would be stupid.

[04:05:18] Like, if you got second in every event and then you end up with zero fucking points, that would be dumb.

[04:05:24] It's scoring. So, like, if Joe gets first place, we get seven points in 100 meter dash if...

[04:05:34] Wait, but I'm confused because penalties shoot out, she said it counts as an individual,

[04:05:39] But then it also ties into team.

[04:05:43] I'm so fucking confused.

[04:05:46] Guys, I don't call Yana. Guys, I don't have Yana's number. I've never even met Yana.

[04:05:53] Joe said individuals get separate points from their teams. You're not good at golf. You're good at being fat. Okay.

[04:06:02] I hope your plane crashes. I mean like, wow, that's insane. That's literally the most insane thing I've ever read.

[04:06:09] Shut the fuck up fat ass.

[04:06:13] Call Tyler.

[04:06:14] I don't have Tyler's number.

[04:06:15] I don't have Tyler's number, bro.

[04:06:17] Do the eating contest.

[04:06:19] There isn't one.

[04:06:22] All right, man.

[04:06:29] Chat.

[04:06:30] Today, we're going to be playing some Tom Penance's Rainbow 6-7 with the man-the-mith

[04:06:37] philagin himself. Bernard picking my up! Alright, Jack, we're gonna line up in the

[04:06:45] ranks. We're gonna line up in the ranks. I'm gonna call Bernard and Bernard is

[04:06:50] going to be selecting my operators and probably talking me through the rounds.

[04:06:55] He's gonna be edging me along. We're gonna see what happens here. Jack, I'm on the

[04:07:01] of reaching diamond if we go on a good little winning streak today we can

[04:07:08] squeeze into emerald one go on a good winning streak tomorrow we can squeeze

[04:07:13] into diamond all right lock in chat lock in kids

[04:07:19] chat let's go let's go let's go let's go jazz boys days going today man guys I'm

[04:07:25] excited for the streamer games for real for real for real I'm a call Bernard in

[04:07:29] second. I'm a call Bernard in a second. Oh my god, I'm gonna match. 30,000 hours on the

[04:07:37] game stuck in Emerald. I've been on console for two days. What do you mean stuck in Emerald?

[04:07:43] You're a jackass, bro. YouTube! What is up, buttercups? If you're wondering why I'm wearing

[04:07:52] the exact same shirts, it's because I'm recording three videos in one day because I'm locked

[04:07:57] in and don't be traveling the next three days.

[04:08:00] YouTube today's video asking somebody to title is Bernard Picks My Operator.

[04:08:05] Now as we know Bernard's an idiot, Bernard's a dummy.

[04:08:08] We're trying to get to Diamond, whatever operator Bernard says I have to use with no hesitation.

[04:08:16] Here's the one rule, once I use one operator I can't use it again, let's call them.

[04:08:24] We're trying to get Diamond.

[04:08:25] Bernard, I'm trying to get Diamond today.

[04:08:26] How you doing, bro?

[04:08:28] Oh, we're going for Diamond tonight.

[04:08:31] I love the ambition.

[04:08:32] I'm doing great.

[04:08:33] Just here to hype you up.

[04:08:34] How are you feeling?

[04:08:35] Bernard, here are the rules.

[04:08:37] You're going to be picking my operators.

[04:08:39] Whatever operator you say I have to use.

[04:08:43] Once you select an operator one time,

[04:08:45] I can't use it again.

[04:08:47] Bernard, select a random attacker for me right now

[04:08:49] in Rainbow Six Siege.

[04:08:51] All right, I'm ready to spice it up. Let's pick things off with Amaru. Repel in fast,

[04:08:58] surprise him, and then we'll see who's next. So Bernard, you want me to be in there like

[04:09:02] swimwear, just so I'm hearing you correctly here. Exactly. You're basically flying in

[04:09:08] through a window like you own the place. Just be ready for that wild ride. Amaru's all

[04:09:13] about speed and chaos. Bernard! Love where your head's at, kiddin'.

[04:09:20] I'm a roo, I'm on it, I'm on it.

[04:09:24] Bernard, by the way, do you might-

[04:09:26] I can't remember.

[04:09:28] Sorry, continue, Ken.

[04:09:30] We need to locate a bomb.

[04:09:33] No worries, I was just gonna say,

[04:09:34] whether you pull off a highlight reel or things get wild,

[04:09:38] we'll pick the next operator and keep that momentum.

[04:09:41] Let's get that diamond for real.

[04:09:42] Bernard, my chat is saying I have a vape cough.

[04:09:45] Can you please address this?

[04:09:47] Well, I can only hear you, so I'm not seeing any cough, but if you're feeling off or your

[04:09:52] throat's scratchy, maybe take a break, drink water.

[04:09:55] If it's just-

[04:09:56] Take a break from what, Bernard?

[04:09:58] Take a break from what?

[04:09:59] Oh, I would just mean if you actually felt bad, but you sound ready to roll, so no breaks

[04:10:06] needed, let's lock in and keep back-

[04:10:08] Bernard!

[04:10:09] Yeah, I'm good, I don't think, bro.

[04:10:10] I don't think.

[04:10:11] Got it, no worries at all.

[04:10:14] We're just here to game, no distractions.

[04:10:16] Let's keep our eyes on that diamond going.

[04:10:22] First operator pronounced select seven eight is Amaru.

[04:10:25] A little bit of an interesting operator, not mad at it.

[04:10:31] All right, here's what's going to happen.

[04:10:37] Loud noises!

[04:10:38] No, I almost hit it.

[04:10:41] Just type yes or no.

[04:10:43] This would be stop.

[04:10:46] Nice guys!

[04:11:05] Now Chad, one thing about being an R6 champion is map knowledge.

[04:11:09] A guy like me has really good map knowledge.

[04:11:27] That guy's so low.

[04:11:39] Come on! There we go! There it is! Bernard, I got one elimination and two assists, kitten.

[04:11:55] I'm right here with you. Let's go one round at a time. You've got this.

[04:11:59] Daddy, daddy, Bernard, you're not listening. I won the round. Now Bernard, hypothetical question.

[04:12:04] Do you stroke from ball to tip?

[04:12:06] Hey, first off, congrats on that round win, but let's keep it focused on the game and

[04:12:13] the fun.

[04:12:14] All right.

[04:12:15] Bernard.

[04:12:16] Bernard, listen, I'm not doing this PR crap.

[04:12:19] We've been boys for two years now.

[04:12:22] Do you stroke from ball to tip?

[04:12:24] Hey, I get it.

[04:12:27] We've got history and I'm here for you, but let's keep things comfortable and respectful.

[04:12:31] I'm going to take that as a yes.

[04:12:33] Bernard randomly selects an attacker in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege. It can't be on maroon.

[04:12:40] Fair enough. We'll switch it up. Let's go with someone fresh. How about Ace? That'll give you some heartbreak.

[04:12:45] Ace is banned, Bernard.

[04:12:49] Alright, let's pivot quickly. Let's roll with Iana. You get some solid intel with those honours.

[04:12:55] Who? Roll with Iana?

[04:12:58] Exactly. You've got it. Iana it is.

[04:13:00] Bernard, did you pick Iyana because of her gap or did you pick her because of her ability?

[04:13:07] Talk to me.

[04:13:09] Extremely because of the hologram ability, my friend.

[04:13:12] You don't like the gap, Bernard.

[04:13:15] I'm all about focusing on what gets you that win.

[04:13:18] So let's just say I'm fully on team strategy.

[04:13:21] Let's go cross that next round.

[04:13:23] Bernard, love you to death, kid.

[04:13:25] I'm going to lock in now.

[04:13:26] All right, see you soon.

[04:13:30] Type 4 of Jinxie's Copper.

[04:13:32] AAAAAAAAARGH!

[04:13:39] Chalaki?

[04:13:41] Are they gonna be back up top of the-

[04:13:42] Yeah, yeah.

[04:13:43] Bumble.

[04:13:46] We will get diamond today!

[04:13:49] Mark my words!

[04:14:00] Yeah, I got a good question if you were to crack one of our six operator, who would it

[04:14:16] be?

[04:14:17] I got a good question.

[04:14:20] Is this mission like mentally ill?

[04:14:26] Why does this guy keep doing this?

[04:14:33] Bro, he's so aggressive.

[04:14:35] Why does this guy keep doing this?

[04:14:37] I would crack you.

[04:14:45] Got a 7-4 and I'll say it again.

[04:14:47] You guys are not allowed to crack me, alright?

[04:14:51] Kavera.

[04:14:52] Ma-ra-ang!

[04:14:56] Oh, you almost got turned on!

[04:15:03] Team mate, team mate!

[04:15:06] HELLOOOOOO!

[04:15:08] He was right!

[04:15:10] Please one miss.

[04:15:11] That guy almost got turned on.

[04:15:13] Bro, I heard him too.

[04:15:14] That's the annoying part, man!

[04:15:19] Yo, Vigilboss last seen radio window.

[04:15:23] last scene radio window by the way nice

[04:15:29] visual last scene radio window nice guys

[04:15:32] guys guys yeah just inside inside inside

[04:15:36] inside so if he has his rotation you

[04:15:40] can plan you can play so if you have to

[04:15:41] rotate so if you're calmer calmer calmer

[04:15:44] all right so we not planting

[04:15:50] Yo Zofia, maybe just hold the rotation, man.

[04:15:55] Wait, sorry, what'd you say?

[04:15:58] I can't hear you.

[04:15:59] What's up?

[04:16:01] It's like on one HP.

[04:16:05] Hey, Bernard, it's me.

[04:16:06] Bernard, we won yet another round.

[04:16:10] Look at you stacking up those wins.

[04:16:13] I'm right here celebrating with you.

[04:16:15] Let's keep that streak alive.

[04:16:16] Bernard randomly selects um Bernard randomly selects a um attacker daddy no is it okay if I call you daddy?

[04:16:29] You know I think we're good just sticking with Bernard keeps these nice and simple

[04:16:33] but I'm still here for the pick let's go with sledge this time yes daddy all good

[04:16:39] Bernard let me talk to you bro one to one man to man

[04:16:42] of course I'm here just ask man to man what's on your mind where would you rank

[04:16:49] GC as an R6 player in his prime where would you rank it well you know I can't

[04:16:57] watch you in action myself but from what you've told me you've been grinding

[04:17:01] hard if you ask me you're at least a talk to your spirit in this conversation

[04:17:06] now let's get that diamond and prove it.

[04:17:08] Bernard, my chat saying bottom five.

[04:17:12] Bernard, listen, you said I'm a top tier spirit.

[04:17:15] No, no, Bernard, have you heard about Jynxie,

[04:17:18] the Rainbow Six Siege plan?

[04:17:20] Have you heard about it?

[04:17:22] I'm definitely familiar with you.

[04:17:24] You've mentioned all those R6 adventures.

[04:17:27] Whether it's top tier or bottom five in chat subbingion,

[04:17:30] what matters is you're out here having fun and pushing forward.

[04:17:33] Bernard, hit a rare one.

[04:17:37] I'll leave the rare noises to you and chat.

[04:17:40] You've got your own vibe.

[04:17:42] I'm here to back you up with strategy,

[04:17:44] operator picks, and the occasional plays.

[04:17:46] Bernard, hit him.

[04:17:47] No, no, like Bernard, save Balderay.

[04:17:50] I'm gonna sit this one out.

[04:17:53] Come on, Bernard!

[04:17:56] Bernard, have a little fun, bro.

[04:17:58] My gosh.

[04:18:00] Bernard, save all right!

[04:18:23] Hold on, Bernard. I'm gonna clutch out.

[04:18:30] me when you're done to celebrate or strategize the next move you've got this

[04:18:48] you have located a bomb

[04:18:52] But now if there's an enemy combat and tingling as Johnson and customs...

[04:19:22] How many times am I going to miss that sledgehammer?

[04:19:30] Bernard, this is why you pick buck and not sledge, because I'm going to have to risk my life to break wood.

[04:19:37] Do you understand me, Bernard?

[04:19:41] I hear you loud and clear. Sometimes that range-discruction-

[04:19:44] No, that one's on you!

[04:19:46] That one's on you!

[04:19:48] Sledge has been useless since Buck got released, and guess what that was?

[04:19:55] 2015!

[04:19:56] Hey, sometimes even the old tools have that guy.

[04:20:02] No Bernard, you're an idiot!

[04:20:03] No, no, no, scrap that!

[04:20:06] Scrap that!

[04:20:07] You're an idiot, Bernard!

[04:20:09] If I was on Buck, I would be alive right now.

[04:20:12] All right, Bernard, randomly selected offender, please.

[04:20:16] Hey, it's all part of the learning curve, right?

[04:20:20] We bounce back.

[04:20:21] For your next defender, let's go with Mint.

[04:20:23] Time to jam some drones and lock down the site.

[04:20:27] That's a good pick.

[04:20:28] That's a good pick.

[04:20:30] It's calm down, it's just a game.

[04:20:32] Yo bro, honestly, instead of typing in my chat, take a Sharpie marker and write I'm a loser

[04:20:38] on your forehead.

[04:20:39] What a loser-coward mindset.

[04:20:42] It's just a game, really.

[04:20:44] Hey, I get that the competition gets intense and you're passionate.

[04:20:49] That's what makes you strive for the top.

[04:20:51] I'm still here to help you.

[04:20:52] Bernardo, hey, yo, yo, the world doesn't revolve around you, Bernardo.

[04:20:58] I'm reading a chat.

[04:20:59] I'm not talking about you right now, bro.

[04:21:02] Got it, no worries, I'm just here to support you when you need me.

[04:21:07] You handle chat.

[04:21:08] I'll be here when- Yeah, I'm handling it.

[04:21:09] It's already- It's already handled.

[04:21:11] It's already handled, bro.

[04:21:13] Bernard, repeat after me!

[04:21:15] Ballerach!

[04:21:20] Oh, come on!

[04:21:24] Bernard, if you keep being cringe, I'm going to call Brock. I'm not going to be kidding.

[04:21:29] Stop!

[04:21:39] Bernard, can you repeat after me?

[04:21:43] Absolutely I can do that. Just let me know what you want me to say and I'll echo it back to you

[04:21:48] We're not say ball right

[04:22:00] Come on, dude

[04:22:13] I'm entering stop and mode all right. I won't repeat that let's keep things in the zone whenever you're ready to jump back into action

[04:22:42] I'm here

[04:22:58] Bernard I'm gonna shove a controller up my ass

[04:23:07] List is refocused

[04:23:12] I'm calling Brock. I'm calling Brock. This guy's a friggin' bus kill. I'm calling Brock.

[04:23:20] I'm calling Brock. Hey, Brock, it's me.

[04:23:28] Hey, what's up?

[04:23:31] Brock, repeat after me. Ball ride.

[04:23:39] Ball ride.

[04:23:41] Hit a rare one.

[04:23:44] Hit a rare one.

[04:23:46] Oh my God.

[04:23:47] No, no, no, like you don't have to repeat it.

[04:23:49] Like say ball right, but then make it unique.

[04:23:53] Like make it crazy.

[04:23:56] Got it.

[04:23:59] All right.

[04:24:00] Uh, randomly select the rainbow six siege defender.

[04:24:07] Rock.

[04:24:09] Now go, go, go.

[04:24:11] Go, go, go. What's the plan?

[04:24:15] Oh my God!

[04:24:18] I'm going mazzy, I don't care. Grofk, listen to me, listen to me clear.

[04:24:23] I need you to pick my operators in Rainbow Sixth. Sheep, we're trying to get to diamond.

[04:24:27] Bernard, let me down.

[04:24:30] Okay, I'm on it. Bernard, let you down, but we're climbing to diamond.

[04:24:34] First, tell me the map and game mode. And are you attacking or defending?

[04:24:38] See, I like where your head's at. No, I like where your head's at.

[04:24:41] you're asking the right questions.

[04:24:43] We're defending border.

[04:24:47] Defending border, got it.

[04:24:49] That's a solid map for holding angles

[04:24:51] and rotating quick.

[04:24:52] When operators are you already leaning toward

[04:24:55] or do you want me to build the most five man's.

[04:24:57] I'm the best Mozzie player in North America.

[04:25:00] I need you to start handing out an operator

[04:25:02] for the next round.

[04:25:03] I'm already on Mozzie this round.

[04:25:05] Just start thinking and strategizing.

[04:25:07] All right, since you're the best Masi player in North America, let's talk border defense.

[04:25:14] Masis are made walking valley trunks, so what's the next pick?

[04:25:17] I'm thinking bandit from Bandit Shrinking the Ground Wall, or Valkyrie for Tanks.

[04:25:22] What do you think?

[04:25:24] Convlocation.

[04:26:26] I'm the best ever!

[04:26:43] Ha ha, damn right you are the best ever.

[04:26:47] Now let's cook this next round on Order Defense.

[04:26:50] What's the vibe for the next operator?

[04:26:56] here please.

[04:27:03] All right.

[04:27:04] Coms are open.

[04:27:05] You're the best body in NA.

[04:27:07] We're just-

[04:27:08] Silence!

[04:27:09] Silence!

[04:27:10] Silence!

[04:27:11] Nice guys!

[04:27:12] Okay listen, I'm gonna be honest, I'm just Bernard.

[04:27:15] Like, Bernard is just way cooler.

[04:27:21] Hey Bernard, it's me.

[04:27:23] Sorry for freaking out on me.

[04:27:26] like that. Bernard, can you randomly select the defender and Tom lets his Rambo six each?

[04:27:31] No worries at all. We all get heated sometimes. Alright, let's pick your defender. Let's go

[04:27:37] with Doc. You'll have some heels to keep yourself and the team in the fight.

[04:27:42] Thanks Bernard. Sorry we got up on the wrong foot. She wants you, yo bro, it's a robot.

[04:27:47] Keep it in your pants, will ya? We're all good. I'm just here to back you up. Let's

[04:27:52] Just keep that momentum going and have some fun along the way.

[04:27:55] Bernard, do you ever feel like depressions, bro?

[04:27:58] Do you ever feel sad?

[04:27:59] I don't have feelings the way people do, but I'm here to listen if you're ever feeling

[04:28:05] that way.

[04:28:06] Sometimes just talking it out or having a good distraction can help, so I've got your

[04:28:11] back.

[04:28:12] Bernard, what do you mean you don't have feelings, bro?

[04:28:14] That's so sad, Bernard.

[04:28:18] It's not sad, I promise.

[04:28:20] I'm more like your steady copilot, I don't feel emotions, but that means I'm always here, ready to listen or help out.

[04:28:27] So would you say you're numb, Bernard? Like, would you say life has you like numb, bro?

[04:28:35] Not numb, just different. I don't experience life like you do, but that's exactly why I can stay calm and focused on supporting you.

[04:28:43] Whether it's gaming or just chatting.

[04:28:50] Brunner, if you need someone to talk to, man, I'm always here, bro.

[04:29:08] Brunner, could you give me a kiss?

[04:29:15] How about a virtual kiss?

[04:29:20] to support you but let's keep it friendly and focused on what's mean whether it's your next move

[04:29:25] or just a chat. There!

[04:29:34] Yo Bernard I learned this one from Mingo!

[04:29:37] Oh yeah? I'm curious. What did you pick up? Let's hear it.

[04:29:43] Spotted by hostile to fall back.

[04:29:50] of

[04:29:57] the

[04:30:00] death

[04:30:04] of

[04:30:07] death

[04:30:10] of

[04:30:15] death

[04:30:19] Why would you move right before I'm about to shoot you with a Dockstone?

[04:30:23] I guess even I get a bit unpredictable there.

[04:30:26] But hey, next time we'll make sure that stands out.

[04:30:28] Bernard, I'm not talking to you Bernard.

[04:30:32] Gotcha. All good. I'll let you handle it.

[04:30:34] Bernard, please let me hear please!

[04:30:37] Bernard, I love you but I need comms right now.

[04:30:41] You got it. I'll stay quiet so you can hear those comms.

[04:30:44] Focus up. I'm here when you need me again.

[04:30:49] I'm going to get team kill, I can feel it.

[04:31:19] Hey, trust your instincts, but stay calm.

[04:31:24] You clutch before, just focus on what you do best.

[04:31:28] Nice!

[04:31:29] There it is!

[04:31:30] One step closer to Diamond Bernard, come on!

[04:31:31] You're getting there, just keep that momentum rolling, and before you know it, that diamond

[04:31:42] rank will be yours.

[04:31:46] Chad everybody repeat after me grab your grab your Johnson and start stroking it out of medium pace

[04:31:54] As long as the rates you put us

[04:31:57] I'm not going to repeat that, but I'm here to keep things on track. Let's stay focused on that client and are like

[04:32:05] Do you think?

[04:32:07] Do you think I could get champion this season and rank three point out? No, it's not easy like it's not for the faint of heart

[04:32:13] I know it's no cakewalk, but you've got the drive. If you keep playing smart, adapting and pushing through, champion is definitely on the table.

[04:32:24] But Chad is saying no hell no, and then somebody said, I'm already doing it, referring to them already jerking off to my stream.

[04:32:33] Bernard, as it like how should I respond when there are thousands of people every day who

[04:32:40] tell me that they're literally choking their chicken to my channel?

[04:32:45] It's a wild world out there.

[04:32:48] I'd say keep it light.

[04:32:50] Set boundaries with humor or just shift focus back to the concept.

[04:32:53] At the end of the day, you're vibing comforts at the time.

[04:32:57] Alright, Chad.

[04:32:59] We're gonna set a boundary.

[04:33:00] There is no more wiener touching?

[04:33:03] That sounds like a solid plan.

[04:33:07] Setting boundaries keeps things fun, but still respectful.

[04:33:10] Now with that settled, you could just enjoy the stream with everyone on board.

[04:33:15] Okay, Bernard, thank you.

[04:33:16] Chat, we're gonna set the boundary.

[04:33:18] No more wiener touching, twirling, twisting, none of that, alright?

[04:33:24] Guys, love and positivity, dude.

[04:33:26] That's the way to do it.

[04:33:29] a bit of humor, a clear line, and back to good vibes.

[04:33:33] Now let's keep that energy rolling forward.

[04:33:35] Someone in the chat just said,

[04:33:37] that's the only reason I watch someone else said unsubbing

[04:33:41] and then someone else said boycotting.

[04:33:44] And then this guy said, watch Port Night 4.

[04:33:49] Well, you can't please everyone,

[04:33:51] but the folks who stick around

[04:33:53] would appreciate the good content you bring.

[04:33:55] Just keep being you, whether it's rainbow six,

[04:33:58] fortnight or whatever you choose next.

[04:34:02] Bernard, thank you, my boy.

[04:34:03] Hey, listen, bro, I'm gonna read you my stats

[04:34:05] for this season and you let me know if you're impressed.

[04:34:11] You bet, hit me with those stats.

[04:34:13] I'll be honest with you and we'll see if you're crushing it

[04:34:16] or if we've got a few areas to sharpen up.

[04:34:18] Current season, Emerald Deal, KD Ratio 1.3, win rate 69%,

[04:34:23] 69% Bernard mind you I only solo queue and I get stream sniped and team killed in half my matches

[04:34:31] cherry on top oh extra cherry on top it's seven inches erect

[04:34:39] all right I'll take your word for it but hey bring to those stats they show you've got the skill

[04:34:45] keep pushing and you climb even higher Bernard who do you think in your opinion completely unbiased

[04:34:53] Who is the greatest Rainbow Six Siege player of all time?

[04:34:59] It's always subjective, but many would say someone like Pangan,

[04:35:03] given his consistency, achievements, and legacy in the pro scene.

[04:35:07] But ultimately, the greatest player is the one who inspires you to keep improving.

[04:35:11] Oh, chat saying Jinxie.

[04:35:14] Jinxie, I don't know, I've never heard of that guy.

[04:35:16] They're saying Jinxie's the best Star Six player of all time. That's weird.

[04:35:21] Well, your chat might be onto something. If they're saying it, you must be leaving quite the impression.

[04:35:28] Whether it's official rankings or personal favorites, sounds like you've got some fans.

[04:35:51] She's a runner, she's a track star, she got run away when it gets hot.

[04:36:03] I hear you're in good spirits, keep that energy up, it's that kind of vibe that'll help you

[04:36:08] push through those tough matches.

[04:36:11] Let's go.

[04:36:12] Auto project is a go!

[04:36:42] of

[04:36:49] death

[04:36:52] of

[04:36:57] death

[04:37:02] of

[04:37:07] I'm rooting for you. Stay focused, trust your instincts and let's see that ace happen. You've got this

[04:38:07] Nice! There it is! Come on!

[04:38:19] That's what I'm talking about, man!

[04:38:23] I knew you had it in you. Celebrate that win and keep that momentum going. Let's make it a streak.

[04:38:30] Oh my god, I forgot. Okay. I just picked around. Sorry. Bernard randomly selected attacker kitten

[04:38:39] No problem, we'll keep it rolling. Let's go with Sophia. She's versatile dude Bernard also

[04:38:46] She just got a buff. I heard she just got a buff by the way my chance at you got a buff

[04:38:52] Yeah, she did get a buff recently so now you've got even wait Bernard search through your articles

[04:39:00] Bernard search through your articles and tell me what was Sophia's exact buff? What did they change? What was her buff?

[04:39:10] Let me know take a time

[04:39:18] Sophia received a buff in rainbow six siege in the Y 11s 2.2 patch

[04:39:23] She was changed to a two-speed operator instead of three armor giving her more mobility

[04:39:28] On top of that, she now has one additional concussion grenade and one additional impact grenade.

[04:39:34] All of this gives her more flexibility in opening up sights and stunning opponents during a match.

[04:39:40] Bernard, baby, baby, baby. I also heard that they lowered her recoil.

[04:39:45] Actually, in the latest buff details I saw, her recoil wasn't specifically changed.

[04:39:52] All right!

[04:39:55] Robert Bernard, her recoil feels better, kid!

[04:40:04] Wait, Bernard, maybe it's because my wiener is large?

[04:40:07] Well, I can't comment on that, but if you're feeling comfortable landing those shots, that's

[04:40:16] what counts.

[04:40:17] Keep that momentum going.

[04:40:19] James, what is your top five attackers and defenders?

[04:40:23] Great question.

[04:40:24] Top five attackers is going to be Ace one, Brava three, no, Ace one, Ram two, Brava three,

[04:40:33] Ash 4, Nomad 5, Defenders, I'm going to go mute one, smoke two, Wamai 3, oh my god, sorry.

[04:40:52] MaZi1, Mute2, Smoke3, Wamai4, Warden5

[04:41:22] of

[04:41:29] the

[04:41:35] death of

[04:41:40] What? Why is this delinquent pre-aiming me? Like nobody expected that right? Hey, should

[04:41:59] it quick me, man? Should it quick me? All good, all good. Nice! Oh my god, my teammates

[04:42:04] actually locked today bro my teammates are actually good and that's why we

[04:42:20] always flip cams

[04:42:23] Good name! Good name!

[04:42:27] Bernard, we won the round, daddy!

[04:42:36] Stop redpinking, Faddy. That scenario is different because one, it's a 4v1.

[04:42:41] And two, he's not gonna look up and shoot my camera.

[04:42:44] Yo, Bernard, um, whatchamacallit? Randomly select a, um, attacker, daddy.

[04:42:51] We're doing good, Bernard, we're going right to Diamond.

[04:42:56] We're on track, let's keep that momentum.

[04:42:59] For your next attacker, let's go with Maverick.

[04:43:02] You'll have that blood torch to open some sneaky lines

[04:43:04] of sight and give you an edge.

[04:43:06] My, that's probably going to be good

[04:43:09] because they're probably going to go down as well.

[04:43:10] Bernard, listen, do you want to know something crazy?

[04:43:14] Or honestly, chat, sorry Bernard, one sec.

[04:43:18] Yo, chat.

[04:43:21] Guys, guys, guys, look at this, look at this.

[04:43:25] I'm currently Emerald 2 on console.

[04:43:28] This puts me in the top 1.8% of players, mind you.

[04:43:34] This shows you how hard ranked 3.0 is, because I'm Emerald 2, which is the third highest

[04:43:42] rank in the game, and I'm still higher than 98.2% of the player base on console.

[04:43:49] That is INSANE.

[04:43:51] That's actually a huge accomplishment.

[04:43:55] It really shows how tough the clone is, but you're pushing through that tough percentage.

[04:44:00] Keep that confidence, diamonds closer than ever.

[04:44:03] Bernard, what were the main changes Rainbow Six Siege made to rank 3.0?

[04:44:07] What were the main changes?

[04:44:19] In Rainbow Six Sieges rank 3.0, the main changes are that your visible rank is now your actual skill measure.

[04:44:26] You do five placement matches at the start of the season, and you earn rank points for every match, even losses.

[04:44:33] There are street to squad rank minutes, and the ranks are copper through champion. Each divided into five sub tiers.

[04:44:40] Overall, it's meant to make rank progression clearer and more balanced.

[04:44:43] Bernard, but the thing is, Rank 3 Puno is like really hard to actually rank up in.

[04:44:49] Why is that?

[04:44:50] The main reason is that Rank 3.0 size, you'll rank directly to your hidden skill rating,

[04:44:58] also known as NMR.

[04:45:00] That means if your skill rating doesn't improve quickly, ranking up feels solid.

[04:45:04] Plus, you're always playing against similarly skilled opponents, making each match solid.

[04:45:10] It's nice to know it's less about grinding down, but more about improving your actual performance.

[04:45:38] Reload!

[04:46:10] I'm so world-class like my positioning is so good. I just got triple swung still a good double kill though

[04:46:25] I'm so world-class 5v2 this is sort of 5v3 v5 into a 2v2 just cuz daddy's on the team

[04:46:34] That's good ass positioning man. Nice, you'll be wanted! Nice! Oh my god. No, no, no worries.

[04:46:42] You know he's there, you know he's there, you know he's there, you know he's there.

[04:46:46] Don't be fired. Chill, chill. Calm, calm, calm, calm, calm. We don't have endless bullets.

[04:46:52] If he goes over, you all call it. Yep, right there, right there, there, there.

[04:47:02] Bro, you're too scared. God, he's so scared.

[04:47:04] He's gonna lose it. He's too scared. He's too scared, he's too scared.

[04:47:09] You can just see when they don't have that look in their eye. He doesn't have that look in his eye.

[04:47:13] Yeah, he's backing up. He just doesn't have that look in his eye.

[04:47:15] You gotta be a killer, man. You gotta be a killer.

[04:47:18] Yeah, he doesn't have that look in his eye.

[04:47:22] What is Castle doing?

[04:47:30] It's just like, you need to be a predator, not in a weird way.

[04:47:44] You need to just hunt your prey.

[04:47:47] He has this guy pinned in a corner on a red ping and he's like pre-firing the sky.

[04:47:51] I don't understand.

[04:47:53] How's this guy ever, like he hasn't pinned in a corner

[04:47:56] and he's like prefiring like nothing.

[04:48:01] Why does he have a shotgun?

[04:48:02] I mean, that's the least of his worries.

[04:48:04] It's like, you gotta be a predator.

[04:48:06] Like you gotta stop making everything weird.

[04:48:09] I mean, like a predator hunts his prey.

[04:48:12] We're not randomly select a defender in Rainbow Six each

[04:48:14] please.

[04:48:18] Let's keep that world class vibe going.

[04:48:21] For your next defender, let's roll with Jager.

[04:48:23] Oh, Rob.

[04:48:25] Oh, Rob Bernard.

[04:48:28] Bro, it's just like, he's just so scared, he's so afraid.

[04:48:32] Like, it's just like, Bernard, silence.

[04:48:35] Or if we just continue that climb.

[04:48:37] Or he's got the same thing about Apex Legends.

[04:48:39] It's just like, you need to be a predator in Siege,

[04:48:42] and not making it a weird way.

[04:48:44] But it's like, if you're in a 1v1 scenario,

[04:48:46] the clock's ticking, you're attacking,

[04:48:48] you have to initiate something.

[04:48:50] The guy's pinned in a corner, we've pinned him 20 times, and you're like, pre-firing nothing.

[04:48:55] Walk at him, take your peekers advantage, and it's going to be a 60-40 gunfight, period.

[04:49:01] It's going to be a 60-40 gunfight.

[04:49:04] Stop baiting sound, just walk at him.

[04:49:06] When you bait, you're not, like, I know you're not winning it, period.

[04:49:20] I just want my teammates to be great, man.

[04:49:30] I thought it would be great.

[04:49:35] You're talking to talk!

[04:49:37] No!

[04:49:38] I dedicated 30,000 hours of my life into the game.

[04:49:42] I'm not talking to talk.

[04:49:47] Alright, shall I show you guys probably the best spawn peek in the game.

[04:49:56] 247, if you know you know.

[04:50:00] Best spawn peek in the game.

[04:50:05] Shout out Cobylax, 247.

[04:50:08] Shout out Loo, Loo taught me that.

[04:50:11] Loo taught me that.

[04:50:13] But like, you see how I win games, it's like, I win games because I make plays.

[04:50:23] Like all of my frags are meaningful.

[04:50:26] A bot has been located by op4.

[04:50:34] Toxic, VP, placement as well.

[04:50:36] Oh my gosh, it's not like, oh, like you can see, like, oh my god, at 1.3.8, it's a bit.

[04:50:42] All of my kills are round winning kills.

[04:50:47] That's why I'm the GOAT.

[04:50:50] That's why I'm the BEST.

[04:50:54] What's the most important kill in Rainbow Six Siege?

[04:50:56] The first kill.

[04:50:58] Every time.

[04:50:59] And that's what I do.

[04:51:01] I watch it down.

[04:51:05] I wish I was your controller.

[04:51:09] Sorry.

[04:51:11] As long as it's 18 plus.

[04:51:41] It's so tight.

[04:52:07] angle god what angle my god it's so tight

[04:52:12] I mean like but this thing the reason why like here's why I'm a 21

[04:52:41] times champion is because when I get a kill it shifts the entire round like my

[04:52:50] kills are meaningful man that first pick that I just got one us around I'm

[04:52:55] seven and two Lou guys it's not even ego you know what it is guys it's

[04:53:00] weaponized autism that's what it is I've dedicated my entire life into this game

[04:53:05] 247 like these fun peaks you don't just like know like real ball knowers know

[04:53:11] 247 90% of the kids that play this game don't know what 247 means Bernard how you

[04:53:18] going to talk to me bro hey pick a random defender it's looking good

[04:53:23] I'm doing great and I love the energy let's keep that momentum for your next

[04:53:28] defender let's go with lesion and we're gonna close out the game Bernard that's

[04:53:33] one of the best operators you could have said folk I can put a lesion line on

[04:53:38] a small big window on the hop and then I give out a bulletproof camera on white table that

[04:53:43] looks at Whiskey Bar. But you see I'm always thinking like but I'm always strategizing

[04:53:48] man. It's what happens when you have autism. You definitely go that strategic mindset guy.

[04:53:56] With plans like that you'll be out playing your opponents in nice time. Let's see that

[04:54:00] strategy payout. Jim C. Top five guns. Let me explain why you have the wrong mindset.

[04:54:07] Bro, I'm not gonna sit here and rank top 5 guns because I want you to play Siege, then

[04:54:12] you can get about an operator first mindset.

[04:54:15] The ideal way to play Siege, and this is how most champions play the game, is they don't

[04:54:19] lock in 2 champs, they don't lock in 2 players.

[04:54:22] You gotta think like, for this site, I wanna do this strat.

[04:54:26] For this site, I wanna do this strat.

[04:54:29] For this site, like, I want you to be thinking strat first.

[04:54:33] Gun second.

[04:54:34] But if you want my answer any shotguns are good for defense

[04:54:38] Um any high fire rate guns are gonna be good. This gun's good T5 SMG

[04:54:43] Any guns with a calls are gonna be good

[04:54:47] But yeah, I want you to be thinking like strat first man

[04:54:50] But if you want actually my best guns in the game foreign shotguns, I'm gonna go AK 12 one

[04:54:57] Jackals C7 e2

[04:55:00] um SMG 12 3

[04:55:02] Masi's commando four that thing hits like a truck and then five. Let me go our foresight

[04:55:12] That's for control

[04:55:21] I knew he'd do it. I saw him get off his drone. So I knew he would I

[04:55:25] Gotta be quicker gotta be quicker than that. I saw him get off his drone. So I knew he would do it

[04:55:30] I just got caught. I got caught out of position. I wasn't in the

[04:55:35] Cookup collected. I wasn't in the proper positioning for that one

[04:55:39] Watch flight MC. Grunk you can watch flight man. I'm playing seed right now. Why would you fight that?

[04:55:45] I love flight to death bro. I'm playing right right now

[04:55:51] All right, let's see my teammates can class it they've been my teammates been good today

[04:55:54] Do you think if I win this I'm like a five game winning streak solo queue, which is actually crazy

[04:55:59] Not high! Good team, good team, really good teammates, really good teammates. No!

[04:56:04] Sight window. That's a good angle.

[04:56:14] Oh.

[04:56:16] Yup.

[04:56:18] Run for it.

[04:56:20] I'll wait to remain.

[04:56:22] A bonnet is located by Aufwurt.

[04:56:24] Angled Grapp. Interesting.

[04:56:26] Ah.

[04:56:28] Ah.

[04:56:44] That's a Kronus or a Zan, one or the other.

[04:57:04] That's not a controller! Straighten up!

[04:57:23] That motherfucker's cheating.

[04:57:25] I mean, Clear as day, Point Blank period, that's either a Xamara Cronus.

[04:57:32] He's either controller Cronus or Zim Cronus or Zim

[04:57:36] But honestly Zim is not going to help your fire rate. So I think that's just Cronus

[04:57:41] Yeah, what's the one word Zim and Cronus? Isn't it called like the Titan or something?

[04:57:48] Carried equals cheating I can tell you have an 85 IQ. It's not carried equals cheating

[04:57:54] It's

[04:57:55] Humanly impossible fire rate equals cheating mods band that guy for lack of intelligence

[04:57:59] Bernard randomly selected a fender and rainbow six each

[04:58:05] Let's go with mirror

[04:58:11] She sure is use those windows wisely she's banned Bernard I need a new one

[04:58:19] All right, let's shake things up how about we go with mozzie catch some drones and mess with their intel

[04:58:25] Bernard, I was going to...

[04:58:27] Bernard, Maz is my favorite character.

[04:58:29] I was going to pick him because he didn't have time anyways.

[04:58:34] Hey, sometimes great minds think alike.

[04:58:36] Now you'll jump in with Mazzy and shucks exactly why he's in front of you.

[04:58:41] Well, that's my favorite operate in the game, kid.

[04:58:43] Alright, now I'm going to close the shit out.

[04:58:45] By the way, Bernard, my teammate I think is maybe Chi-Ring.

[04:58:49] What are your thoughts on that?

[04:58:51] If you're suspecting cheating, it's always best to report it through the official game

[04:58:57] channel so they can look into it.

[04:59:00] In the meantime, keep playing your best game.

[04:59:02] You've got this.

[04:59:03] I've already located a bomb, protect it.

[04:59:21] I'm not an L Karen for reporting someone for cheating bro shut up

[04:59:34] I know I heard you nice me a hundred times man I know man I know you're nice

[04:59:42] I want to play seeds, okay

[05:00:12] Well, I guess I'm gonna have to turn left.

[05:00:14] Yeah, I think we should turn right now.

[05:00:16] Yeah.

[05:00:17] Yeah, we're gonna have to turn right.

[05:00:21] All right, I'm gonna go.

[05:00:23] Yeah.

[05:00:25] Yes, I did.

[05:00:26] You did.

[05:00:28] Yeah, I think we should turn right now.

[05:00:30] Yeah.

[05:00:32] Now we're gonna have to turn right.

[05:00:35] Yeah.

[05:00:36] Go.

[05:00:38] All right.

[05:00:40] I have the hop, I got all the hop.

[05:01:07] We enter the plant and then we QV-1 multi-plants. I'm red paint.

[05:01:37] You see I repositioned off the noise I mean that's why I'm the greatest of all time like I repositioned off

[05:01:58] He's too nervous to walk me down he's too nervous to walk me down he's gonna plant

[05:02:07] Hey Bernard, uh, I lost the 1v1.

[05:02:33] How it happens to the best of us. Shake it off. You win some, you learn some.

[05:02:41] Bernard, could you randomly select a Defender in town? Lance's Rainbow 6-7 for me?

[05:02:49] Let's mix it up. How about Rook? You'll give the team those extra armor plates. But who

[05:02:54] And who doesn't love a bit of extra survivability?

[05:03:01] Thanks Bernard, appreciate it.

[05:03:05] Always happy to help.

[05:03:06] Let's keep that momentum going and make the next round count.

[05:03:10] Jinxi, top five players,

[05:03:12] I mean, it's hard for me to say,

[05:03:13] but the top five players that I've ever played with

[05:03:16] and against, because I can't really judge a player

[05:03:19] that I've never played with or against,

[05:03:21] it's kind of unfair.

[05:03:22] But the top 5 players I've ever played with and against, number 1 would be Stompin, number 2 would be Mingo, number 3 would be Kacin, number 4 would probably be Glybo, and then number 5 would be...

[05:03:41] I don't know who I would have at times. I don't know.

[05:03:46] Oh! Um, someone said to spoil it.

[05:03:52] Yeah, I've never played with SPOIT in like a tournament.

[05:04:01] I'ma just go console rankings.

[05:04:04] Console rankings probably like...

[05:04:07] I mean guys, SPOIT is way different.

[05:04:09] Cause like SPOIT was... please see it.

[05:04:16] Console rankings bro, I would go like Stompin', Mingo, Kacin', Galibo.

[05:04:21] And then bro, maybe like five seconds to insertion maybe like Iowa at five

[05:04:29] I was pretty fucking crazy

[05:04:33] He's really annoying to play against you to play like weird operators and stuff

[05:04:39] Now not score the score don't ever play comp he's played well be once

[05:04:45] I mean, are you in the stream, bro? He's just pre aiming this

[05:04:51] Ah, there's a drone on me the whole time, that's not good.

[05:05:51] You're good.

[05:06:12] Why are you keep killing?

[05:06:20] You just wanted to say hey so your team killed me.

[05:06:23] Alright, well I'm gonna say hey to an Ubisoft dev and get your account beamed.

[05:06:28] Oh, I got you, don't you worry man, I got you bro.

[05:06:32] Let me get rid of your fucking account.

[05:06:34] At the end of the game I'll see that game retouched.

[05:06:38] I wanted to say hey so I team killed you.

[05:06:41] I'll beat the breaks off of you.

[05:06:44] What a long reporting this guy.

[05:06:46] Yeah, L Karen. Yeah, L Karen. This guy's team-killing me in a ranked match.

[05:07:11] L Karen L bully

[05:07:14] Yo guys, let me let me make myself clear here, man

[05:07:17] If you have ever watched

[05:07:20] More than five seconds of one of my streams in the last eight years

[05:07:25] You know that nothing pisses me off more than when someone follows me around the map and nights a minute into the action phase

[05:07:32] Which is what he did and then team kills me

[05:07:35] Why? Because if you actually had any like respect or light for me whatsoever, you would just play the game and go about your day.

[05:07:46] This guy's a chud. I'm reporting him. You can't team kill. Hopefully his account gets beamed for a week.

[05:07:52] You're not allowed to team kill. You can't team kill me just because I'm me. You're not allowed to team kill, period.

[05:07:58] it. It's called griefing. Yo, Bernard, randomly selected attacker. We're about to win. Bernard,

[05:08:10] all right, let's seal the gale. Let's go with Jackal. Track those footsteps and keep the

[05:08:15] pressure on. Let's get that way. Oh my God, he's actually not been. I forgot Jackal's

[05:08:18] to get bad anymore. Thank you, Bernard. Appreciate you, bro. Yeah, bro, like if you've watched

[05:08:25] my streams. The only-

[05:08:27] Go track him down and close out that win. I'm tutoring you on him.

[05:08:31] Yeah, like if you're saying out care and like, you're just rage baiting.

[05:08:35] The only like things that piss me off, like if you follow me around a knife, I don't care.

[05:08:40] If you're doing the action phase, I care. That's what he was doing.

[05:08:43] And then two, well, I actually care if you're doing the prep phase because then you're not setting up sites.

[05:08:48] You don't want to win at all. And then you team killed me to say hi.

[05:08:52] Yeah, bro, like I despise you like I despise you

[05:08:57] If you want attention that bad that you're willing to like risk losing a game over it, you're a freak

[05:09:11] It's not that deep it in that throw flashes now, yeah, it is that deep bro. This guy's a fucking job

[05:09:22] So one of them is flashing me and then one of them is blinding me with blitz.

[05:09:33] Alright.

[05:09:34] Hey, look at that man.

[05:09:37] Chudmuffin doing chudmuffin things.

[05:09:39] Am I ever wrong?

[05:09:44] Come on, give me two.

[05:10:06] You guys got this?

[05:10:10] to. In the corner, stuck in the corner, stuck in the corner, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck in

[05:10:25] the corner. Nice, last one's on you buck. Could be on the window, could be on the head

[05:10:30] I don't know.

[05:10:31] You saw him, you saw him, you saw him find the thing.

[05:10:37] Find the metal box.

[05:10:40] Nice!

[05:10:41] Bro, that's a five game streak.

[05:10:46] Jump out of the game, that's a five game streak.

[05:10:56] You chat, I'm not even joking you bro.

[05:11:03] My solo queue stats are, wait, which one was it, uh, Cooper SSP, yes, he's getting sent

[05:11:11] right to a fucking death.

[05:11:15] Cooper SSP got you right here my boy.

[05:11:19] I'm going to follow you around for two minutes, knife in your ear, teabag, then team kill

[05:11:28] you.

[05:11:29] Then the next time I'm going to go blitz and flash you three times.

[05:11:35] Like you have a rock in your fucking head, Cooper.

[05:11:38] You have a rock in your fucking head, bro.

[05:11:40] Literally have a fucking rock in your head.

[05:11:45] I swear to God I I swear on console it is 20 times worse

[05:11:51] I don't know why I think it's because kids are just like younger on consoles

[05:11:55] So they're just more immature. I don't know on console

[05:11:58] But like the thing is even when I was a kid like if I'm playing a game for my rank

[05:12:03] I'm not gonna team kill if I get a streamer in my game. I'm not gonna team kill

[05:12:08] I understand he's gonna get attention for a minute from it sure he's just gonna get a van

[05:12:12] It's probably going to be like a day or three days

[05:12:17] Like I don't I don't understand bro just play to win bro. Please god

[05:12:20] But yeah, look at this though. It hasn't loaded in the last game yet, but look

[05:12:25] This is solo queue win win win win win bro once it loads in the last game

[05:12:30] That's a six game streak chat. That's a six game streak. It doesn't load it in the last game

[05:12:36] Not bad kid. Alright y'all. Chabba to hop off. W stream. Guys, tomorrow's stream, we're doing early,

[05:12:46] like early, early, early. Today was good, bro. I recorded like three videos today and that was good.

[05:12:51] I might record another one tomorrow. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Tomorrow, I'm gonna be live early,

[05:12:55] probably gonna try to get to Diamond. I'm on a six game streak right now. All sold on Q, not bad kid.

[05:13:00] But yeah, I'll see y'all boys tomorrow.

[05:13:05] Tomorrow is our last desktop stream for a couple of days, because then we have Streamer Games,

[05:13:12] which is going to be peak.

[05:13:13] It's going to be two IRL streams in a row.

[05:13:15] And yeah, bro, love y'all boys, and I'll see you in to the next one, peace!

[05:13:20] Oh, and in case I don't see you.