[576/730] 🚨 IRL STREAMER GAMES DAY 1 🚨 ATHLETE OF THE YEAR 🚨 LETS DANCE 🚨

Jynxzi

08-01-2026 · 8h 22m

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[00:00:00] Hey, can I put this somewhere, this?

[00:00:11] How did these get on here?

[00:00:13] Can I put that somewhere?

[00:00:14] Yeah.

[00:00:15] All right, it's live?

[00:00:16] Yeah.

[00:00:17] Do, ne, ne, okay, so it is currently, chat, can you see me and hear me?

[00:00:23] Can you see and hear me?

[00:00:25] Why is the category Rainbow Six Siege?

[00:00:27] Chat, what is good, bro?

[00:00:29] games day one you know what I'm saying chat it is currently as it sits 1247 in

[00:00:37] California which means quick math it is 440s 447 in Florida a little bit of a

[00:00:47] jet lag not gonna make any excuses a little bit of back pain a little bit of

[00:00:50] neck pain on the flight not gonna make any excuses but you see I sort of plant

[00:00:55] the excuse. We're good to roll. Part timer. You are a part timer.

[00:00:59] Uzi dropped. I heard. Bro, Uzi drops every time I'm doing something inconvenient.

[00:01:06] I'm going to listen to it when I get back. Chat FNCS is happening today.

[00:01:10] Keep me updated on FNCS. But boys were locked in. I'm going to be honest,

[00:01:14] like the teams are over there, bro. There's guy on France. Look at this guy. Number three.

[00:01:19] like this guy looks like he could kill me um chat i'm gonna be honest bro like

[00:01:28] there's people here that are athletic and i'm not nice to meet you bro i'm

[00:01:33] so sorry i'm bothering you no you're good man you're good nice to meet you

[00:01:36] nice to meet you um yeah there's a lot of great people out here everybody's

[00:01:40] smiling everybody's in a good mood um my events the both of the events i'm doing

[00:01:45] chat, a little bit of a leak check Twitter. Both of the events I'm going to be doing today or

[00:01:50] tomorrow is I'm doing goalkeeper in net for the penalty shootout which is the final event.

[00:01:56] I was practicing. I need gloves. Once I get gloves it's Jover. Speaking of Jover,

[00:02:02] Joe Bartos here, chat. I met Joe last night, peak individual. Our team's locked, bro. My team's

[00:02:10] competitive. I found out Mari won last year. Yana already has her events locked in. Like,

[00:02:16] I think Team USA is top two team in here. Where's Joe? I don't know where he is because there's

[00:02:23] like a pack of people. But yo, how are you brother? What's up man? Danny, nice to meet you bro.

[00:02:29] Team Mexico? Big fan, you're the best. Yeah, we're thinking about you. It's very clean. I like it.

[00:02:33] And got the flag. Do you guys think you're going to win? Of course. What events are you doing?

[00:02:38] I'm doing an archery and a cube toss.

[00:02:41] Oh, did you see that fucking French guy?

[00:02:43] Dude, I was just telling them.

[00:02:44] If that guy loses cube or toss, I'll shit myself.

[00:02:47] I'm thinking we just like tackle him right now.

[00:02:49] Yeah, there you go.

[00:02:50] That's a good idea.

[00:02:51] I might as well take his leg.

[00:02:52] So do you do IRL or gaming streams?

[00:02:55] I'm more gaming.

[00:02:55] Gaming.

[00:02:56] What games?

[00:02:58] Whatever I'm done for, whatever I like.

[00:02:59] I'm really into CS2 right now.

[00:03:00] I like Rocket League.

[00:03:01] You actually, I started playing Rocket League because of you.

[00:03:03] Really?

[00:03:03] Rocket League's fun, bro.

[00:03:04] It's simple.

[00:03:05] The thing I like about Rocket League is it's just like,

[00:03:07] You can listen to music and play, and it's not like that serious.

[00:03:11] It is a lot of mechanics though.

[00:03:12] I know, it's very hard. I'm very assed.

[00:03:14] Yeah, that's like really bad.

[00:03:15] But bro, good luck in your events, man.

[00:03:17] It was really good.

[00:03:17] My events are tomorrow.

[00:03:19] I think I'm doing the mechanical...

[00:03:20] Oh, god.

[00:03:21] You writing them off of?

[00:03:22] No, I'm not. I'm actually not.

[00:03:23] I'm doing...

[00:03:24] I'm doing half and a half with Joe,

[00:03:26] and then I'm doing goalkeeper in the family shootout.

[00:03:28] Oh, how do you do about that?

[00:03:29] Good.

[00:03:30] Are you athletic?

[00:03:32] So, am I athletic?

[00:03:33] This is a broad question.

[00:03:34] I would say yes.

[00:03:36] If I read my chat...

[00:03:37] They're just gonna say no LARP

[00:03:41] W Riz. I'm not trying to like Riz him. It's working. Okay. What the hell?

[00:03:47] Dude, yeah, so my chat's gonna say I'm not athletic, which is cool. I am

[00:03:52] The sports I played growing up was I played football or in the States people called it soccer and then I played golf

[00:03:58] Wrestling, but I was a failure. I played basketball. My best sport is football. Yeah, like soccer

[00:04:04] Oh, really yeah when I was young I played forward from age like five to like age eight then when I was age nine

[00:04:11] I played right wing to age 18. Really? Yes. It's serious people say I'm larping, but I mean I yes

[00:04:17] I play played sports. He is not athletic, bro. Kiss right now. See this what I'm talking about my chat is

[00:04:25] I mean

[00:04:27] So bro, you're doing Cuba tossing right? I'm down check. He's not down our tree

[00:04:32] Um, oh, I'll say you're very handsome in person. Oh, thank you, man. I appreciate that you too

[00:04:37] You try like the pitbipers kind of thing. I appreciate they gave us these you have some too. Yeah, the thing is I look chopped on camera because I have a

[00:04:44] 85 dollar camera

[00:04:46] Thank you. I love it though. Never change. Well, I broke like a lot of them

[00:04:50] Jinx, okay, I'm not even gonna read that. What I'm gonna do is I'm actually just not gonna read my chapter the entire time

[00:04:55] Yeah, cuz they're psychotic

[00:04:57] And I'm locked in bro, could you scalp check me real quick scalp? Yeah, like like you're

[00:05:04] I'm just gonna make a list

[00:05:07] Understand my god your lines fine. Oh, you're here lines perfect. What up Jason?

[00:05:14] I'm doing track and I'm riding that bull your mechanical bull riding

[00:05:18] I'm like I'm good. I'm one of the best at riding just in general

[00:05:21] Riding cars, riding buses, all that shit, but who's running the track? Oh, no, Joe.

[00:05:26] Joe's running track. You're running track?

[00:05:27] Hell yeah.

[00:05:28] Dude, I'm going to be honest. If you get top three, that's kind of a win.

[00:05:32] Because there's one guy named Joe on my team, and there's another guy named Enzo,

[00:05:36] who are, I heard, are the two fastest.

[00:05:38] Wait, who's Enzo?

[00:05:39] Enzo's international team.

[00:05:40] International.

[00:05:41] No, I think international.

[00:05:42] I need to meet him. What about you?

[00:05:44] I'm doing the 100 meter team.

[00:05:46] You know 100 meter?

[00:05:47] Yeah.

[00:05:48] No, I'm doing cube toss and archery.

[00:05:51] Did you just recreate the Dion Sanders?

[00:05:53] Yeah, bro.

[00:05:56] I don't know.

[00:05:57] And Don Tess is here.

[00:05:58] No one believes me.

[00:05:59] All right, bro.

[00:06:00] Good luck, bro.

[00:06:01] Good luck, man.

[00:06:02] Sure.

[00:06:03] JNC.

[00:06:04] Dude, there's only two League of Legends challengers on this whole pitch right now.

[00:06:10] But the good news is...

[00:06:11] What up?

[00:06:12] That third one right here.

[00:06:13] The good news is this one, I did talk to Ludwig.

[00:06:15] So you're actually not going to be staying in your room for the rest of the event.

[00:06:19] I got us one king size bro, we're going to be sharing a room out here tonight.

[00:06:23] I would rather jump into oncoming traffic.

[00:06:26] Bro, you know what, Dante's actually giving me good tips.

[00:06:29] What?

[00:06:30] He said bro, if you get a sunburn, the best thing to do is to hop in a really scorching

[00:06:33] hot shower.

[00:06:34] It's true.

[00:06:35] And scorching hot showers.

[00:06:36] So basically.

[00:06:37] Nice to meet you bro.

[00:06:38] Enzo right?

[00:06:39] Enzo, yes.

[00:06:40] Who's running?

[00:06:41] Who's running?

[00:06:42] Joe.

[00:06:43] Joe's running.

[00:06:44] Oh yeah.

[00:06:45] Don't touch, don't touch, answer me.

[00:06:46] Martin, nice to meet you.

[00:06:48] Yeah.

[00:06:48] So what sports did you play growing up as a kid, Martin?

[00:06:51] Water polo.

[00:06:52] So Chad, shout out if anyone playing water polo in the Chad.

[00:06:55] What is, wait a minute, what is water polo?

[00:06:58] Do you know when someone says like Marco

[00:07:00] and the other guy says polo?

[00:07:01] No, bro, it's, you're in the water like, it's like handball.

[00:07:03] That would be Marco polo, bro.

[00:07:05] That's Marco polo.

[00:07:06] Dude, they both have polo, it's the same shit.

[00:07:07] No, no, no, it's like handball in the water

[00:07:09] and you wear a Speedo, like for aerodynamics.

[00:07:11] Oh.

[00:07:11] Yeah, yeah, interesting.

[00:07:13] Does it get grabby down there?

[00:07:14] Yeah, of course, but some people double up. Some people wear two Speedos in case one gets ripped off.

[00:07:18] Do you guys have like jockstraps or cups or anything?

[00:07:20] Nah, bro.

[00:07:21] It's actually a gentleman's sport though.

[00:07:23] Yeah, I've heard of water polo, but I've never actually seen someone play.

[00:07:27] You like the World Cup, right?

[00:07:28] Yes.

[00:07:29] You know when Croatia plays, they all wear those like funny hats with the most things?

[00:07:31] Yes.

[00:07:32] That's a water polo hat.

[00:07:33] Oh, like the caps?

[00:07:34] Yeah.

[00:07:34] Like they're tight, like they kind of look like Speedos that cover...

[00:07:36] Yeah.

[00:07:37] Yeah.

[00:07:38] I don't know if I would play that.

[00:07:39] Bro, remember when you hosted the fucking tourney, the Rocket League tourney?

[00:07:42] Why were you in first round, bro?

[00:07:43] Okay.

[00:07:44] Okay.

[00:07:45] That was easy.

[00:07:46] Dude, Zane, shut up.

[00:07:47] Pull up the replays of that.

[00:07:48] That was insane.

[00:07:49] Okay.

[00:07:50] I do lose all my tournaments, bro.

[00:07:52] I don't know what it is.

[00:07:53] I can't fucking win.

[00:07:54] I might start rigging them, bro.

[00:07:56] I think I'm just gonna rig them.

[00:07:57] Moki, you could.

[00:07:58] You're the organizer.

[00:07:59] Why not?

[00:08:00] Yeah.

[00:08:01] Because who's gonna ban me?

[00:08:02] Me?

[00:08:03] Yeah.

[00:08:04] I could just give myself the freest bracket of all time.

[00:08:05] I know.

[00:08:06] Just say, if you get eliminated, it becomes the best of three.

[00:08:07] Yes.

[00:08:08] Oh, shit.

[00:08:09] Oh, shit.

[00:08:10] Shit.

[00:08:11] Shit.

[00:08:12] Joe the whole time. I already met Joe last night, bro. Yeah, I saw a shirt on and it was fucking insane, bro

[00:08:20] I was cutting the sleeves he hugs me and he goes you look great

[00:08:24] Because you have like sweat glistening and it was like it was actually shining like it was kind of insane

[00:08:35] So run what events are you actually gonna? Yeah outside of the one? What are you doing? I'm doing the hundred meter dash

[00:08:42] You never even run down our team sign up.

[00:08:44] Yo, listen, listen.

[00:08:45] I think we're just going to win.

[00:08:47] Yo, yo, yo, yo, you all got to start thinking of a game plan here because these legs aren't doing it.

[00:08:51] These legs aren't doing it.

[00:08:52] You're wearing a GoPro?

[00:08:54] Yeah, when I run it, I'm going to have the GoPro on.

[00:08:56] You're built like a Fall Guys character, bro.

[00:08:58] I built like a Fall Guys character.

[00:08:59] If you win an event, Ron, I'll do a marathon of your choice, bro.

[00:09:03] You're not going to win.

[00:09:04] No, you can't say win an event.

[00:09:05] What if he does like paper airplane and just...

[00:09:07] He's not going to win.

[00:09:08] Run as CTU.

[00:09:09] What are you doing outside of the Hunter?

[00:09:10] What do you do for your team?

[00:09:12] I bet.

[00:09:13] No, actually, what other event are you doing?

[00:09:16] I started practicing.

[00:09:16] Last year, I won against E-Rob and Adap.

[00:09:19] That's the luck, bro.

[00:09:20] Like a 40-year-old that blew out his ACL

[00:09:23] and Adap fell during the race.

[00:09:26] Bront's strides are like tiny, though.

[00:09:28] Like how fast?

[00:09:28] Look at his strides.

[00:09:29] Zoom in on Bront.

[00:09:33] Last.

[00:09:34] Yeah, off-screen, he said he's getting the last.

[00:09:36] I just met Enzo.

[00:09:38] He literally like singled you out.

[00:09:40] He's like who's running for your team and I was like Joe. Yeah, I talked to him

[00:09:44] He's I think he's gonna be scary and PKs and Ludwig was saying that the points are different for

[00:09:51] PKs

[00:09:53] Like it's not the same like every for Jinxie's chat if you're doing like if I'm doing the one I get first

[00:09:59] I get eight eight points second seven so on so far. I thought first seven. It was seven six five four notes eight

[00:10:05] He said seven

[00:10:07] Oh wait, it's eight? So what is the exact scoring?

[00:10:10] Wait, so then eighth place does get one point.

[00:10:13] Or no.

[00:10:14] He says last gets zero.

[00:10:15] He did say last place gets zero points, but he said pks are different.

[00:10:18] I'm assuming it's probably saves, bro.

[00:10:19] I bet if you get a save, you just get a point.

[00:10:21] Like every save you get or something like that.

[00:10:24] Yeah.

[00:10:25] But that's kind of lame, because it's like, what if you just air it?

[00:10:28] Like, does it count as a save by airing over the goal?

[00:10:30] If you air it over the goal and I do nothing, it's a save.

[00:10:33] Yeah, which is stupid.

[00:10:34] But I think most people are going to miss by literally just skying it, but honestly skying. It's hard

[00:10:39] You actually have to get under I yeah, I'm not gonna lie though

[00:10:41] I was crap the one thing the two things that I practiced was the one and

[00:10:45] PKs and I haven't played fucking football in yeah years and yeah

[00:10:49] No, when I'm if I'm trying to go like top left I would hit over the net

[00:10:53] Yeah, they're like over the crossbar. I'm surprised you called it football. I thought you're gonna say sucker

[00:10:57] I try to call football because people get really annoyed yes soccer

[00:11:01] So it's like kind of ingrained in my head that like I have to say I was that with the live feeds

[00:11:06] You know like oh shit. I didn't even know that was there. I don't know they're letting people in we have like a

[00:11:12] In our locker room. They gave you like trading cards of your face

[00:11:16] We that you can like hand out to like you know, I was gonna go piss there, too

[00:11:20] Probably gonna do that bro. Um, you have like I'm not even kidding. I would never do your event

[00:11:25] I'd rather die. That's the worst watch dude. I'm gonna be so nervous when I'm when I'm down like this

[00:11:31] Yes.

[00:11:31] Dude, why did you get a slow start?

[00:11:33] Have you practiced?

[00:11:34] No.

[00:11:35] What?

[00:11:35] Like, the start?

[00:11:36] Have you practiced your 100 meter?

[00:11:38] Yeah, but I never timed it.

[00:11:39] Like, hold up.

[00:11:40] What is the proper form?

[00:11:42] Well, it depends on your lead foot.

[00:11:44] So some people start like this.

[00:11:46] What foot do you lead with, left?

[00:11:47] What foot do you kick off soccer ball at?

[00:11:50] Right.

[00:11:50] So you would start opposite.

[00:11:52] I'm left-footed.

[00:11:53] So I start like this, and then he goes left.

[00:11:55] Oh, look who's already practicing.

[00:11:57] OK.

[00:11:57] OK, I'll give you a little sneak peek.

[00:11:59] Oh, brother.

[00:12:00] Oh, brother.

[00:12:00] Yo, you want a little sneak peek?

[00:12:02] I got you.

[00:12:02] Oh, brother.

[00:12:03] Two of every balls.

[00:12:04] What?

[00:12:06] That's like not that bad, though.

[00:12:08] So I was watching that six seconds.

[00:12:11] Yeah, that's like clear speed gap.

[00:12:13] I was trying to tell you, that was me.

[00:12:14] The problem is, that was 50%.

[00:12:16] He ran a mile, so his endurance on the back end

[00:12:19] will be better than mine.

[00:12:19] Yeah, on the back end of what?

[00:12:21] The race is over in like 10 seconds.

[00:12:23] Yeah, but I'll be honest with you.

[00:12:25] I don't want to say it already, but I did do leg day two

[00:12:27] days ago, so I'm a little sore, so I got to stretch out.

[00:12:30] I was watching you run a mile and Jason motivated you by saying there was raising canes at the end of the street.

[00:12:35] Does that sound like me?

[00:12:36] Yes. Dude, you ask about canes every time I talk to you, you somehow sneak canes into the sentence, bro.

[00:12:44] That's the one.

[00:12:46] What about just pounding Red Bulls, but...

[00:12:48] I already drank two of my hearts fucking three.

[00:12:49] I drank 95 outside.

[00:12:51] I had a coffee, like, four, five hours ago?

[00:12:54] A Red Bull an hour ago?

[00:12:55] Dude, I spilled my coffee in my hotel bed.

[00:12:58] Are you serious?

[00:12:59] Yeah, but not like all the desk and feel like a asshole

[00:13:02] You haven't just left it in the coffee. I didn't sleep. What do you think I drank it before I went to bed?

[00:13:07] I'm saying this morning. Oh, so you're gonna see my bro. I eat two breakfast sandwiches to hash browns turkey bacon

[00:13:14] Those are you big? I love why I have to eat turkey bitch

[00:13:17] I think yo hot take turkey bacon is better than regular if

[00:13:20] It's like an aged dude if you get like an aged thick cut bacon. That's like I hate the thick cut

[00:13:26] I like the crispy, crunchy bacon.

[00:13:28] I don't like the bacon fat.

[00:13:30] I like floppy.

[00:13:30] Oh, I don't like turkey bacon.

[00:13:31] I don't like the fat, but I like floppy bacon.

[00:13:34] Dude, I had turkey bacon this morning.

[00:13:35] It was incredible.

[00:13:36] Oh, sorry.

[00:13:37] I was just declaring our events.

[00:13:38] Yes, we're sending you up for events.

[00:13:40] Yeah.

[00:13:40] Joe, you were doing 100 meter dash.

[00:13:41] I'm doing 100, and me and him are doing half and half together.

[00:13:44] Yes.

[00:13:46] That we're just cutting something?

[00:13:47] Yeah, you're cutting.

[00:13:48] We need you hold two sides of a knife,

[00:13:50] and we have to literally just go, shh.

[00:13:53] And we have to get this thing away.

[00:13:54] Have you ever played Mario Party?

[00:13:55] Yeah.

[00:13:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:13:56] It's like Mario Party.

[00:13:57] It's like kitchen scales, so they're like very specific.

[00:13:59] Cool.

[00:13:59] OK.

[00:14:00] And then what's your second?

[00:14:01] I'm doing goalkeeper for penalty shootout.

[00:14:04] Perfect.

[00:14:05] It's, oh, thank god.

[00:14:06] Thank god that's a thing.

[00:14:07] I thought that was going to be an event.

[00:14:08] No, no, no, it is.

[00:14:12] She's the keeper's tyler and the climber.

[00:14:15] Tyler's crazy.

[00:14:16] Yep.

[00:14:17] And then I think Yana's, I mean, ask her about it.

[00:14:19] I think she's archery in the other one.

[00:14:21] What was it?

[00:14:22] Paper, soft paper.

[00:14:22] Yeah, I got Yana and Marie.

[00:14:24] So all my individual events are tomorrow, half an hour tomorrow, or is it today?

[00:14:28] Half an hour tomorrow.

[00:14:29] So you just do volleyball and musical chairs.

[00:14:33] Dude, volleyball looks like it's going to be fun, bro.

[00:14:36] I'm so worried I'm just going to be standing next to Zoyle on musical chairs and...

[00:14:41] Yeah, musical chairs feels like a lot of energy.

[00:14:43] I'll go, boom, and I'll go, I'll get ragged off.

[00:14:46] Yeah.

[00:14:47] So are you going to actually check people to get on the chair?

[00:14:50] I was talking about that.

[00:14:51] I need to really depend.

[00:14:52] me guys like literally really yeah all the rest of the row I'm scared bro wait

[00:14:57] he's running yeah I'm running

[00:15:00] good luck

[00:15:02] yo

[00:15:05] when Lod does his opening ceremony us is running first so you guys will have to

[00:15:10] flag already have it you guys are feeling oh we're like running out with

[00:15:14] our flag like a tunnel or something like steam machines

[00:15:19] all that stuff you guys are going to see.

[00:15:20] Will there be steam machines?

[00:15:22] I don't think so.

[00:15:23] But we'll have the energy crowd will be here.

[00:15:26] It'll be fun.

[00:15:27] Good time.

[00:15:28] Got it.

[00:15:28] When do they come in?

[00:15:30] Yeah.

[00:15:31] I believe they start building in a war.

[00:15:34] What time does it start at 2?

[00:15:36] Oh, we got an out.

[00:15:37] So yeah, I think the crowd starts at 1.30.

[00:15:39] Dude, I don't want to like prance around and look at these.

[00:15:45] We're doing a can you touch grass social challenge.

[00:15:48] Can you touch grass?

[00:15:49] Yeah, so we had Tyler Wynne just do it, put a vest on with a bungee cord, and you go as far as you can before it links you back.

[00:15:57] Yeah, I'm down. Hell yeah, dude.

[00:15:58] Who do you guys set the record?

[00:16:00] It's over there?

[00:16:01] Yeah, yeah.

[00:16:02] Look at my- look at my quads.

[00:16:04] Should I do it if I'm running the line?

[00:16:06] No.

[00:16:07] Do you have that open like all day?

[00:16:09] Yeah, yeah.

[00:16:10] I'll probably just do it after.

[00:16:12] Katie, what up?

[00:16:13] Where do you get your flag?

[00:16:15] I just nominated myself as our team captain. So that's how you get it. Yeah, but they would have voted me anyways. Yeah

[00:16:22] Yeah, so you won last year, right? Or well second place

[00:16:26] My team right individual Perry. Yeah, I was kind of an MVP. I guess you can say but you know

[00:16:33] Was there a basketball event last year? I was not this year. So I saw that because I remember you did good in that one

[00:16:39] Yeah, so I might not be as good this year. I might not be as valuable

[00:16:42] Now, what do you think of Ron as a teammate?

[00:16:45] I think he's fast.

[00:16:47] Oh my God.

[00:16:49] I've seen him practicing.

[00:16:51] I've actually seen him off.

[00:16:53] It's not what you get on stream.

[00:16:55] He's quick.

[00:16:57] Really? So Ron is going to be like a top three finisher.

[00:16:59] He will snap of the fingers.

[00:17:01] He's going to be there.

[00:17:03] Yeah, so I'd be worried.

[00:17:05] I don't know if you're feeling confident, but I'd be worried about Ron.

[00:17:07] You guys might not even want to put your best person in that.

[00:17:09] your best person in that just because it's kind of like well I thought that you

[00:17:13] guys put in Ron as a throwaway that's what I that's kind of been the what

[00:17:18] people on social media been saying but that's all a mental thing

[00:17:24] I'm just so good in the other categories I couldn't waste myself on that one and

[00:17:29] we're very good at Ron yeah what are you I think I'm doing the soccer and you're

[00:17:35] We're gonna need a goalie.

[00:17:36] Hell yeah.

[00:17:38] Oh, you don't know about my soccer.

[00:17:40] You don't know about my soccer.

[00:17:41] There's one right over there.

[00:17:43] Why?

[00:17:46] What are you doing?

[00:17:47] Who's doing soccer for you?

[00:17:48] I'm doing goalie.

[00:17:49] I'll do goalie.

[00:17:50] And then I'm doing half and half,

[00:17:51] which we're like chopping the box.

[00:17:54] Yeah.

[00:17:54] That will be fun.

[00:17:56] Wait, what's your other one besides goalie?

[00:17:58] It's either gonna be half and half or archery.

[00:18:01] We haven't really decided.

[00:18:02] Archery looks fun,

[00:18:03] but I'll just be terrible and I'll sell my team.

[00:18:05] Yana wants to do it.

[00:18:07] Yes.

[00:18:07] How long does it actually take to get 100 meter?

[00:18:12] We had to give him that one.

[00:18:14] You're not going to have him do archery?

[00:18:16] Oh, yeah.

[00:18:17] He might.

[00:18:18] I feel like Ron would want to do archery.

[00:18:21] Yeah, our team is like, we haven't decided on a lot.

[00:18:23] It's like bull riding still kind of up in the air.

[00:18:26] Half and half is still up in the air.

[00:18:28] He's doing a whole, oh, Mario went in the air.

[00:18:30] I was going to do bull riding as like a pro.

[00:18:33] I don't know

[00:18:35] The whole yeah, like how's your life? I've never rid a mechanical bull in my life

[00:18:41] Yeah, so probably yeah probably wouldn't do that

[00:18:45] I wonder I do pick social day with you

[00:18:48] I have to be educated. That's the luck. Yep

[00:18:52] Dude, she's funny

[00:18:54] She knows the answer we can sleep

[00:18:59] Is this the where the social thing is okay?

[00:19:03] What there's the competition. Yes, we're on the same team. You understand

[00:19:11] Don't meet your idols

[00:19:17] As many right questions you can whoever gets it wrong we're gonna add a weight on to you

[00:19:21] Are they gaming questions? Yeah, no, these aren't gaming questions. These are

[00:19:25] These are real life questions right here. I gotta say you would only know like what

[00:19:33] Oh brother!

[00:19:35] When did you take him to cook?

[00:19:36] I haven't been in school in like six years though.

[00:19:38] For seven years.

[00:19:39] How old are you?

[00:19:40] Twenty-four.

[00:19:41] Do I look older or younger?

[00:19:43] Younger actually.

[00:19:44] Thank you.

[00:19:45] You got a young face.

[00:19:49] Alright, so we're starting right here?

[00:19:50] Yeah.

[00:19:51] I see a little bit of a problem here.

[00:19:53] His arm is like the size of my head.

[00:19:55] He's masculine though.

[00:19:57] He's got low feet.

[00:19:59] Okay, so it's trivia.

[00:20:01] Oh, this is sick.

[00:20:03] I'm the competitive person, bro.

[00:20:05] Anything I say during the...

[00:20:07] Don't take it personal.

[00:20:09] Don't take it personal.

[00:20:13] So it's like school knowledge?

[00:20:15] Yes, sir.

[00:20:17] You guys can't sneak in like a hard six question or two?

[00:20:19] What the fuck? No, I didn't do that.

[00:20:23] Now there's a lot of weights there, bro.

[00:20:25] So how do you lose or win?

[00:20:27] They pitch the floor this metal?

[00:20:29] It's dropping from this pose.

[00:20:32] Oh, you have to hold it.

[00:20:34] So where's our pose, like here, maybe?

[00:20:36] Yeah.

[00:20:37] Or it has to be like, oh.

[00:20:40] So we start up here.

[00:20:42] So the only thing is, I might get out early

[00:20:44] because I worked out this morning, so my biceps are dry.

[00:20:47] Guys, excuse us already. Let's come on, we're ready.

[00:20:50] Yeah, I work out all the time.

[00:20:51] We're ready, let's go.

[00:20:53] Watch this, Joe. It's going to be epic.

[00:20:55] You can get in here next.

[00:20:56] Trivia, and every time we get one wrong,

[00:20:58] one wrong or the other person beat you you add weight until you drop the boat

[00:21:01] what if he buzzes in and gets a wrong what oh wait so if I just don't answer

[00:21:11] and he scuffs it I oh hell yeah I'm glad I asked

[00:21:16] So, there's one for you all.

[00:21:18] What is the largest ocean?

[00:21:20] Pacific!

[00:21:22] I didn't want to risk it.

[00:21:24] Oh, no!

[00:21:26] Add the bag, baby!

[00:21:28] Add the bag!

[00:21:30] How much does it weigh?

[00:21:32] Don't worry about it.

[00:21:34] I don't know either.

[00:21:36] Okay, it's like a two pounds.

[00:21:38] Something like that.

[00:21:40] It's light, but it'll...

[00:21:42] I'll count it over time.

[00:21:44] Can you guess multiple times only one can you guess multiple? I'm sorry

[00:21:51] I'm gonna put it down, put it down, wrap it up. Yes, hold up.

[00:21:55] Let's say multiple times. Oh God. Alright, alright, come on, come on.

[00:21:59] Alright, so next question for you. What kind of a show is that from when?

[00:22:03] What? I think time's gone by. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[00:22:07] I'm gonna be lost for a minute. It's the reaction of me.

[00:22:10] I was torn between Mars and Jupiter, so I just, oh I hesitate.

[00:22:14] Jupiter is red.

[00:22:15] Alright Joe.

[00:22:16] Jupiter is...

[00:22:18] Okay, whoa.

[00:22:19] He's fading, he's fading.

[00:22:20] Beige.

[00:22:21] Sir, my arms aren't working.

[00:22:22] Alright, now you gotta hold on to your body.

[00:22:24] Alright, next question.

[00:22:26] Who was the fourth US president?

[00:22:31] Skip.

[00:22:32] I don't know.

[00:22:33] I don't know.

[00:22:34] I don't know.

[00:22:35] I don't know.

[00:22:36] I don't know.

[00:22:37] I don't know.

[00:22:38] My arms, sir.

[00:22:39] Take your time, sir.

[00:22:40] Sir!

[00:22:41] Alright.

[00:22:42] Oh, he's got a squall of it.

[00:22:44] Who loves the technically good?

[00:22:46] Thomas Jefferson!

[00:22:48] How is he right every time?

[00:22:50] How are you right every time?

[00:22:52] I'm digging on it.

[00:22:54] It's not fair. Tyler has more world experience.

[00:22:56] More world experience?

[00:22:58] He's old. I'm educated.

[00:23:00] Come on, come on. Oh my god, my arms are dying.

[00:23:02] This is not two pounds.

[00:23:04] Iron.

[00:23:06] I just don't answer. He's bad, right?

[00:23:08] Sir, please.

[00:23:10] Oh my god, it is diamond!

[00:23:12] AHHHHH!

[00:23:14] Come on man!

[00:23:16] Are you serious?

[00:23:18] I made it before, his arms are found!

[00:23:20] Shadow, act like you've been here before bro.

[00:23:22] I'm sorry, he's right.

[00:23:24] Inside the game, I'm a different person.

[00:23:26] I'm really feeling it.

[00:23:28] It's not a pound, it's like five.

[00:23:30] What is the largest punch you've ever had here?

[00:23:32] Russia!

[00:23:34] Thank god, put that weight on.

[00:23:36] Oh no, please, not one bag.

[00:23:38] Oh my god.

[00:23:39] Oh, it's so heavy.

[00:23:40] What am I going to do?

[00:23:41] We've got a rapid fire, sir.

[00:23:42] Oh, he's missing it.

[00:23:43] He can't hook up right now.

[00:23:44] Do you think Tyler, he's got a piss in the cup.

[00:23:48] Yes, he's got answering questions.

[00:23:50] No, no, his arms.

[00:23:52] I can't do this.

[00:23:53] I'm a gamer.

[00:23:54] I think you might do...

[00:23:55] I have never...

[00:23:56] Or you've never been a...

[00:23:58] I have never...

[00:23:59] Here we go again.

[00:24:00] I have never been...

[00:24:01] What is 15% of 200?

[00:24:03] 30, 30, 30, 30, 30.

[00:24:05] 30.

[00:24:06] 30.

[00:24:07] Put that weight on

[00:24:10] Yes

[00:24:15] Stance by the way

[00:24:18] Feel anything

[00:24:21] Coping hoping the same in league

[00:24:25] This is so easy sir, what's your name by the way if I may ask

[00:24:29] ask. Oh, you put that weight on. Put that weight on. Give some real questions. Wait,

[00:24:42] I'm actually dialed in right now. Do you want some real questions? You're holding it down

[00:24:45] here. I actually can do this all day. You're just generally lower to the ground. So it's

[00:24:50] going to be easier for you to not have anything to do with everything. You're holding it up

[00:24:54] Here, he's actually cheating here.

[00:24:56] Oh, God, that's painful.

[00:24:58] He can't.

[00:24:59] All right, next question for you.

[00:25:01] How many sides was it not ago?

[00:25:03] Nine!

[00:25:04] Put that weight on.

[00:25:05] Put that weight on.

[00:25:06] I didn't hear how you pronounced it.

[00:25:08] I think it's like a nun.

[00:25:10] What if it was a nunnery?

[00:25:12] Call it a tie maybe?

[00:25:14] Is that a tie?

[00:25:15] Dude, she's waiting.

[00:25:16] I am comfortably up here, by the way.

[00:25:18] All right, we're getting real close here.

[00:25:20] Next question for you all.

[00:25:23] I got them. I got shot. 120. No shot. You bring it on. You cannot give a 10. We said

[00:25:37] it a different way. It's gotta be a tie. I'll give you a tie for that. We'll give it a

[00:25:42] tie. And it wasn't a tie. I was quicker than you were. No, it was a tie. I was a quarter

[00:25:45] of a second. I was a quarter of a second. Alright, you guys are doing great. Next question.

[00:25:52] Ray, what up?

[00:25:54] Ray, not a good time right now.

[00:25:56] My arms are dying.

[00:26:03] Russia?

[00:26:04] No, it's not a question.

[00:26:06] I don't got an answer.

[00:26:08] You're playing like an absolute child, dude.

[00:26:10] You're cheating! I'm not answering!

[00:26:12] You're not answering!

[00:26:14] Wait, what is it?

[00:26:16] He's not going to answer.

[00:26:18] Oh, sir, my arms are done.

[00:26:20] My arms are done.

[00:26:21] Add it back, he's done.

[00:26:22] Hand shake it, no hand shake.

[00:26:23] He's, sir, he's been done.

[00:26:25] He's been right here.

[00:26:26] Is this a YouTube shorter of vlog?

[00:26:28] Is this a vlog?

[00:26:28] It's a long YouTube vlog.

[00:26:30] How many planets are in your solar system?

[00:26:32] Seven, seven, eight, seven, seven, eight, seven,

[00:26:34] seven, they removed Pluto.

[00:26:36] They removed Pluto.

[00:26:37] But there was nine with Pluto.

[00:26:39] What?

[00:26:40] Call it.

[00:26:40] Please double check that.

[00:26:41] All right.

[00:26:42] We're done.

[00:26:43] We're done.

[00:26:44] Look at him.

[00:26:46] Sir, I'm a pussy.

[00:26:48] I've got a warning right here, I've got a warning right here, you gotta keep it a little bit higher.

[00:26:52] Sir, my arms are jello.

[00:26:54] Alright, what? How many bones did you get off?

[00:26:57] Oh, next. Can I guess for fun?

[00:27:00] What's the longest river in the world?

[00:27:01] Can I guess for fun on that? Nile, Nile River, Nile River.

[00:27:04] Oh, I was gonna say that.

[00:27:05] Can I guess the bones one? I think it's 208.

[00:27:07] 206.

[00:27:08] God, I was close to close.

[00:27:09] Ooh, I was close.

[00:27:10] You should've said Nile. I didn't want to get an extra bag.

[00:27:12] I think it's particularly more important than you not to answer.

[00:27:15] You just get it wrong.

[00:27:16] Yeah, but I'm actually smart, bro.

[00:27:18] Hello, ref!

[00:27:20] What are you talking about?

[00:27:22] What are you saying?

[00:27:24] I've been here for five minutes.

[00:27:26] Ref, my opponent's on Royce.

[00:27:28] What? I've been following about a play later, bro.

[00:27:30] What's your score?

[00:27:32] Christopher Columbus.

[00:27:34] He started, but he did not finish his last day before me.

[00:27:37] He did not finish his last day before me.

[00:27:39] Because you jumped to Columbus.

[00:27:41] He lagged when he speaks.

[00:27:43] I beat you to Christopher.

[00:27:45] Christopher Columbus.

[00:27:46] See, he's slowing the quicker.

[00:27:47] Christopher Columbus.

[00:27:48] Give him a couple seconds.

[00:27:49] That's me.

[00:27:50] His back has been down.

[00:27:51] I'm done, bro.

[00:27:52] I'm going to quit.

[00:27:53] You know what?

[00:27:54] Tie.

[00:27:55] Tie.

[00:27:56] Tie?

[00:27:57] Oh my God.

[00:27:58] Come on.

[00:27:59] Last question.

[00:28:00] I'm going to take a tie, bro.

[00:28:01] It's a tie.

[00:28:02] Last question.

[00:28:03] Last question.

[00:28:04] For the winner.

[00:28:05] For the win.

[00:28:06] For the winner.

[00:28:07] What would be the largest poor game in the world?

[00:28:09] Liver.

[00:28:10] God, that's the...

[00:28:11] No.

[00:28:12] Penis.

[00:28:13] Oh, that's the...

[00:28:14] Hard, hard.

[00:28:16] Is there testing on Oreo?

[00:28:18] The answer is skin.

[00:28:20] We're going to count that.

[00:28:22] In the side, the side.

[00:28:23] In the side.

[00:28:24] You see, bro?

[00:28:26] Whoa, we got one more.

[00:28:27] We got one more.

[00:28:28] Five stars.

[00:28:29] How long is this?

[00:28:30] I hope it's not a day.

[00:28:31] He's got made it 30 quid just yesterday.

[00:28:33] Come on, for the win, for the win, for the win.

[00:28:35] Oh, my bad.

[00:28:36] How many ounces?

[00:28:38] Hard to count.

[00:28:39] 64.

[00:28:40] 128.

[00:28:41] 32.

[00:28:42] 32 that was the 40 CTE gas. One two three four five six seven eight nine ten

[00:28:51] six three four three three two. What are you talking about? I won that was with the win.

[00:28:58] You lost. You lost to me. I don't know who you're looking at. You lost to your son.

[00:29:02] He was holding right here the whole time. Yeah I thought not everyone looks like

[00:29:06] an ox bro. Yeah I held down there. I was better at the oven. You were.

[00:29:11] You were not like being in a Christopher Columbus and I know you did not yes, and you're holding it here the whole time

[00:29:16] No, I was unbiasedly you started strong. I finished better. I'm done

[00:29:22] He bullshit my arms are sore and we have to play volleyball

[00:29:28] Game you got a

[00:29:32] But when he's cheating at the call it out

[00:29:34] So for the next competitors you had to be like too low too low you're out too low too low. Yeah, we'll get someone to watch that

[00:29:41] You guys are going forever there.

[00:29:46] I know.

[00:29:47] I don't want to just find you on the phone.

[00:29:49] Awesome.

[00:29:50] So this is like an interview?

[00:29:51] Yeah, just like, it's kind of what we did at Sidemen.

[00:29:53] Oh, sorry about that, man.

[00:29:54] I forgot.

[00:29:55] It's kind of what we did at Sidemen, just to know, like, some basic questions about your

[00:29:59] life, what's going on, trying to know that.

[00:30:01] Do you mind if we just face it?

[00:30:02] They just wanted us to get the face.

[00:30:03] Face him, so we just get that in the background.

[00:30:05] Red Bull?

[00:30:06] Okay.

[00:30:07] You know a crowd.

[00:30:08] Brandon, for the...

[00:30:09] Are you guys sponsored by Red Bull?

[00:30:10] Oh no, that's what I'm saying.

[00:30:11] I see, I see.

[00:30:12] Yeah, I am.

[00:30:13] Okay.

[00:30:14] Um, did you actually think that J-Shock was 40 years old?

[00:30:18] Yes.

[00:30:19] I didn't, and then he told me he was 40, like nine times.

[00:30:22] So I was like, alright, you win.

[00:30:24] Um, I believe he's 28.

[00:30:26] Yeah, yeah, he's in his 20s, and he's late 20s.

[00:30:29] Would you go to Streaming University next year as a professor?

[00:30:32] I just, I feel like Streaming University is like IRL streaming, and I do like gaming.

[00:30:37] So maybe, maybe I can teach gaming.

[00:30:39] Yeah, what game is up next for you?

[00:30:42] What are you playing next?

[00:30:44] The two best games I'm playing right now, unbiasedly,

[00:30:48] is Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:30:49] They've done a lot of good updates in League of Legends.

[00:30:52] Two best competitive games.

[00:30:53] Up next, I'm gonna do some story games.

[00:30:56] I'm doing The Last of Us.

[00:30:57] I heard it's good.

[00:30:58] And I think after that, I don't know, I don't know.

[00:31:01] Awesome, awesome.

[00:31:02] Is Messi really the goat?

[00:31:03] Yeah, bro.

[00:31:04] Anyone ask 100 people who have above 83 IQ,

[00:31:07] 79 of them are going to say Messi is the go.

[00:31:09] The only people who say we're not allowed to go are Manchester United fans,

[00:31:12] Juventus fans, Real Madrid fans, and Portugal fans.

[00:31:15] How does it feel though that other people troll you for supporting Messi and

[00:31:18] saying that he's the go?

[00:31:19] It lasts World Cup, everybody was cheering on Messi to win a World Cup.

[00:31:24] And now this World Cup, he's the villain.

[00:31:27] And if you support Messi, you support horrible things.

[00:31:29] It's the way narratives shift.

[00:31:31] Everyone is a sheep.

[00:31:32] No one has a mind of their own.

[00:31:33] They just follow whatever the crowd follows.

[00:31:35] Messi's the goat, he's a great guy, great husband, great father, everything, great athlete.

[00:31:41] How much do you love stable Ronaldo?

[00:31:44] Probably 11 out of 10, I love Rod.

[00:31:46] He's very cute.

[00:31:48] Can you give us a ball right that no one's ever heard before?

[00:31:51] Seymour Gamowrah!

[00:31:56] And why are you no longer going to the Diamond Gym?

[00:31:58] I thought about it and I had basically, I'm like thinking to myself, do I want to get

[00:32:04] on a plane to sign a waiver, get punched in the stomach

[00:32:09] by a guy who literally is the size of a building

[00:32:12] who's probably definitely on Roids

[00:32:14] and probably crazy, pass.

[00:32:19] I have two more of that school, Theo.

[00:32:23] You said speed has the ball knowledge of a tree stump.

[00:32:25] Speed just said you have a nugget head in response.

[00:32:28] What is your response?

[00:32:29] When he doesn't have a grounds for an argument,

[00:32:34] He's gonna say I have a nugget head. I believe I have a fine head

[00:32:38] Just average Ronaldo fan. No ball knowledge. And can you last question? Can you sing us a song for an edit?

[00:32:46] Hey there July love what's it like in New York City? Awesome. Thank you so much. Hey, good to see you, bro

[00:32:52] I always see you at these events

[00:32:59] Dude my arms are shot

[00:33:01] Um, wait, there's a client, it's a robot!

[00:33:05] Well, there's a robot over there, Joe's doing trivia.

[00:33:08] You know he's gonna like sweat his ass off.

[00:33:15] Oh my God, he moves!

[00:33:22] Does he have a name?

[00:33:26] Wow!

[00:33:27] What is your name, bro?

[00:33:29] Your hat?

[00:33:31] Do you have a name? Do you dance? Do you know I'm in front of you? I think this is Bernard.

[00:33:42] Do you know Bernard? Do you want to hug? Do you want to hug?

[00:33:53] Come on!

[00:33:54] Please!

[00:33:55] Have it straight!

[00:33:56] Get it!

[00:33:56] Keep going!

[00:33:57] Go!

[00:34:03] Hi!

[00:34:13] All right.

[00:34:14] Oh, shi-

[00:34:14] Oh!

[00:34:15] Oh!

[00:34:16] How are you doing?

[00:34:16] I'm good.

[00:34:17] You're good, bro.

[00:34:17] I'm good.

[00:34:18] All right.

[00:34:18] Cool.

[00:34:19] We wish I get a ride.

[00:34:20] Let's do it.

[00:34:20] International team?

[00:34:21] Yes.

[00:34:23] What event are you doing right now?

[00:34:27] I'm only talking about the on-trend right now.

[00:34:30] But I really need to see these legs right here.

[00:34:32] They might look small but they are fast, they are pretty fast.

[00:34:34] You know, Joe runs Grand Track.

[00:34:36] I'm not really scared of chase, to be honest.

[00:34:40] I've run with a lot of people that are fast.

[00:34:42] You know, have you seen people that chase cars?

[00:34:44] Yes.

[00:34:45] Yeah, I've seen a lot.

[00:34:46] And I used to chase tires when I was young.

[00:34:48] You would chase tires?

[00:34:49] Yeah.

[00:34:50] So I push the tire on the pondry street and I chase it.

[00:34:52] So yeah, I've been doing less than you know, so I'm pretty fast.

[00:34:55] Yeah, I hope Joe gets first for a second.

[00:34:57] If you get first, I'm fine with that. What's your other event?

[00:34:59] I think Goldie.

[00:35:01] That's what I'm doing, I'm doing it.

[00:35:03] I'm scared of Goldie.

[00:35:04] Yeah.

[00:35:05] I'm scared of Goldie, but I can't play football.

[00:35:07] But I've never played Goldie with like gloves, so I feel more confident.

[00:35:11] I was practicing and I was saving with my feet.

[00:35:13] Hold my hands, I'll be good.

[00:35:14] Yeah, but yeah, you're pretty good at football.

[00:35:16] Thank you. Hey, thank you, bro.

[00:35:17] People say I lark, bro. Thank you, man.

[00:35:19] I don't know, but yeah, you need a few more training though.

[00:35:22] But let me show something like this.

[00:35:24] That's me.

[00:35:26] But that's like, that's like, style.

[00:35:29] Like you're not gonna be like that.

[00:35:30] Yeah, I'm like a name, man.

[00:35:31] Like I'm a showboota.

[00:35:33] Like Ronaldinho or name.

[00:35:34] Yeah, something like that.

[00:35:35] I'm more of like a Lionel Messi.

[00:35:37] Bro, I know Messi bro.

[00:35:39] Messi is one of one, bro.

[00:35:40] Over the Ronaldo is better, bro.

[00:35:41] You're like one of one.

[00:35:42] Wait, wait, wait. You said Ronaldo is better or Messi?

[00:35:43] Ronaldo is always better.

[00:35:44] How is Ronaldo better than Messi?

[00:35:46] First of all, Ronaldo is so...

[00:35:47] Explain, explain.

[00:35:48] so sexy is tall is like six foot four this is what I'm talking about bro when I talk about

[00:35:54] who's hot no no no what apart from that Ronaldo has skills like Messi only does

[00:36:02] but that's all he needs to do but Messi's skill is here Ronaldo's skill is here

[00:36:06] Messi's skill is here Ronaldo's skills no Ronaldo is Ronaldo is too selfish Messi

[00:36:12] involved his team Messi plays for his team bro Ronaldo is clutch

[00:36:16] Yo, Jinzy, Ronaldo...

[00:36:18] Messi's clutched, too.

[00:36:20] No.

[00:36:21] Ronaldo's better at what?

[00:36:22] Everything.

[00:36:23] Name one thing.

[00:36:24] Make sure to high-five, guys.

[00:36:25] Make sure to high-grade.

[00:36:26] Woo!

[00:36:27] Lovely!

[00:36:28] What's up, man?

[00:36:29] What's up, man?

[00:36:30] Ronaldo and Messi.

[00:36:31] Huh?

[00:36:32] Ronaldo and Messi.

[00:36:33] Messi, it's not close.

[00:36:34] Dude, thank you, bro.

[00:36:35] It's not even close.

[00:36:36] Thank you.

[00:36:37] It is not close.

[00:36:38] Messi's what you call FIFA's baby.

[00:36:39] No, that's propaganda, bro.

[00:36:40] It's carry-message.

[00:36:41] That's propaganda.

[00:36:42] Let me explain this to you simply.

[00:36:43] Yep.

[00:36:44] Achievement is not winning UCL winning Euro. Ronaldo's best achievement is ever being compared to Messi

[00:36:51] The best player ever best season ever was messy the second best season ever was messy

[00:36:57] The third best season ever was messy the stats are there, bro

[00:37:01] Okay, so like everything just to you summarize that Ronaldo is better

[00:37:08] Hey Joe that guy's legit

[00:37:10] Uh, wait, what'd you do?

[00:37:12] Go do that.

[00:37:13] This thing?

[00:37:14] Yeah.

[00:37:15] And Joe Enzo said when he was a kid he would roll tires down the street and race, like

[00:37:20] race after the tire.

[00:37:22] Yeah, he might be me, yeah.

[00:37:25] It's, dude, why don't we just like...

[00:37:27] Bro, he has that skinny build that's just like made for running.

[00:37:31] Dude, why don't we just swap it to hurdles, bro?

[00:37:35] If he did hurdles, that'd be hilarious.

[00:37:37] Wait, so Joe, what is this again?

[00:37:39] What is this?

[00:37:40] You.

[00:37:41] I see walking around like an AI.

[00:37:43] Dude, this is not like 2K.

[00:37:45] Have you done this?

[00:37:47] I'm about to.

[00:37:49] Look at the little smaller, dude.

[00:37:51] You?

[00:37:52] You're live streaming for sure.

[00:37:54] What the fuck does that mean, bro?

[00:37:56] Look, I'm not gonna lie, you look strong, bro,

[00:37:58] but what do you even do to your team?

[00:38:00] I'm about to show Joe today.

[00:38:02] You're racing?

[00:38:04] Yes, I'm racing.

[00:38:05] We're in basketball shorts.

[00:38:07] That's how you gonna start?

[00:38:09] Don't even show him a proper stance.

[00:38:11] Please, that's why I came over here.

[00:38:13] I just wanna...

[00:38:15] I need help.

[00:38:17] Joe, what is the proper starting stance?

[00:38:19] What is it?

[00:38:21] Everybody's gonna be...

[00:38:23] You can't put your right.

[00:38:25] Start with your left hand, right?

[00:38:27] If you were to jump to try and do a layup,

[00:38:29] what foot would you go off of?

[00:38:31] Well, it depends. I'm ambidextrous.

[00:38:33] So...

[00:38:35] If I'm doing the left hand lift and the left leg goes left.

[00:38:37] Which foot do you think has more power?

[00:38:39] My right foot, for sure.

[00:38:40] Well, I'm left-footed and I start like this.

[00:38:44] So it's really whatever feels, actually, wait, stand up.

[00:38:49] What the fuck, man?

[00:38:50] OK, yeah, you start off like this.

[00:38:53] That's how coaches in high schools,

[00:38:55] when you're not paying attention, they push you.

[00:38:57] And wherever you catch yourself is your front foot.

[00:38:59] Oh.

[00:39:01] Wait a minute.

[00:39:01] I'm starting like this.

[00:39:02] You'll start like this.

[00:39:04] and then you'll go down and when they say set, you go like this and then like this.

[00:39:10] So you grip it, but like don't stand straight up.

[00:39:12] When it's set, poke your ass up a little more.

[00:39:14] Look at that other foot closer.

[00:39:15] Not that much, not that much.

[00:39:16] Like bring that foot in.

[00:39:17] No.

[00:39:18] What?

[00:39:19] Like this.

[00:39:20] No, start like this.

[00:39:21] Like have your foot like this.

[00:39:23] Joe's ass is more poking.

[00:39:24] Come back and then like knee down.

[00:39:26] Then you lean over and when they say go, shoot in a diagonal but keep your head down.

[00:39:33] What's your ass so far in the air yeah too much too much yeah but a little bit

[00:39:41] because before you were like on the gravel and then you went to here yeah

[00:39:44] yeah and no no no I think Ron is you're standing straight like four steps

[00:39:51] in like stay standing and start I don't want tracking or but like you go like

[00:39:59] Desk?

[00:40:00] I don't get it.

[00:40:01] My legs are good.

[00:40:03] His strides are good.

[00:40:06] You're too short.

[00:40:07] Ron's too short.

[00:40:08] You guys are good.

[00:40:09] It's about strides.

[00:40:10] Yeah, they're going to be on the ground as little as possible.

[00:40:14] Yeah.

[00:40:15] Okay.

[00:40:16] Okay.

[00:40:17] Because just the more steps you take, the slower you're going to be.

[00:40:18] Ah, fuck me, man.

[00:40:20] Good luck, yeah.

[00:40:21] You tired, bro.

[00:40:22] I'm not even going to lie.

[00:40:23] Dude, the trivia thing made my arms tired.

[00:40:24] But it's fine.

[00:40:25] We have like a bunch of time until volleyball.

[00:40:27] So I want to what is this you you're gonna get strapped in after Danny oh

[00:40:34] This is pure on and it'll pull you and you want to try and put the Velcro pad as far as you can

[00:40:52] You were almost there yeah, but it dude it's hard

[00:40:54] So you just run, you just run.

[00:40:58] Run as fast as you can and low, because once it yanks you, the further you go, the more

[00:41:03] it's pulling on you.

[00:41:04] I have pretty strong legs.

[00:41:05] I don't know.

[00:41:06] I'm going to see how you got it.

[00:41:07] You got to go on your socks, then you're on it.

[00:41:08] Should I?

[00:41:09] Should I?

[00:41:10] You know what, you have to.

[00:41:11] Skull thing hot.

[00:41:12] I feel that.

[00:41:13] Oh, God.

[00:41:14] Yeah.

[00:41:15] Dude.

[00:41:16] Has anybody got to the grass yet or no?

[00:41:18] No one's done it?

[00:41:20] to the grass yet or no? No one's done it?

[00:41:30] He said he had trouble like planning the pad.

[00:41:46] So no one's got the grass yet?

[00:41:50] I was good, I was good.

[00:42:00] Oh, you're like, can't you see something?

[00:42:06] I was pretty good.

[00:42:11] Wait, but you drop it?

[00:42:13] Like, you can't release it from your hand.

[00:42:15] You just drop it.

[00:42:16] Well, you slam it down.

[00:42:17] Wouldn't somebody just swallow it?

[00:42:21] So it's like a first down if you're an NFL running back like you're like reaching for a first down. Yeah

[00:42:43] Release

[00:42:45] So you get two tries?

[00:42:48] I can't do another rifle.

[00:42:49] Oh, yeah, like two to miss.

[00:43:05] Good comms, yep. Thank you.

[00:43:15] Emergency? What happened? I just need to talk to you about something team related.

[00:43:27] Oh, everything good? Everything's great.

[00:43:30] You said it's emergency though. A good emergency? Yeah, a good emergency.

[00:43:35] Sweet. Are you confident in your team? I'm confident as fuck.

[00:43:38] Yeah. What events are you doing? I'm doing paper airplane and I'm also going to do

[00:43:43] great stacking. I'm doing half and half and then goalkeeper. So both my events

[00:43:50] are tomorrow so today I'm just doing the team events. Oh okay okay yeah we got

[00:43:55] this we got this yes good luck to you but not good luck because we're gonna be

[00:43:59] here. Okay but good luck in the sense of like you want me to get second place

[00:44:03] but you want to get first. Yeah exactly exactly like that's pretty good second

[00:44:07] place is still wonderful. No you know I learned a quote in Talladega nights from

[00:44:12] the great Ricky Bobby. If you ain't first you're last. So second place is the first loser.

[00:44:18] If you ain't first you're last. So I'm gonna die on this pitch today for the win.

[00:44:23] Save for me. We're going hard as fuck. Good luck. Good luck to you too.

[00:44:28] Alright my buddy. Yeah, come on. Dude I have pretty fast feet just warming you.

[00:44:34] They call me Lightning McQueen on my youth football team.

[00:44:37] Excellent.

[00:44:45] Oh, wow, it's really hot. Ray, what up, man?

[00:44:48] Nice to meet you, bro.

[00:44:49] Nice to meet you.

[00:44:50] Nice to meet you.

[00:44:51] Yeah.

[00:44:52] I never met you.

[00:44:53] Hey, nice to meet you, bro.

[00:44:54] Good luck.

[00:44:55] It's crazy I've seen you in real life, bro.

[00:44:56] Really?

[00:44:57] So you never stay up at the house?

[00:44:58] I do get out of the house, bro.

[00:44:59] Sometimes?

[00:45:00] Not a lot.

[00:45:01] Ray, what about you doing?

[00:45:02] Everything.

[00:45:03] I'm the captain of everything.

[00:45:04] Just don't worry, James C.

[00:45:05] I'm gonna see y'all there.

[00:45:06] All right

[00:45:36] My name is Jinxing and I'm going to prove that I do touch press.

[00:46:22] He's got the mid-nod down.

[00:46:24] Is that pretty good?

[00:46:26] Yeah.

[00:46:27] Oh, I landed on my nuts.

[00:46:29] Whoo!

[00:46:31] One like a 27?

[00:46:33] Yeah, a 6.

[00:46:39] Take one, Barclay.

[00:46:47] That's hard, dude. Oh, my God.

[00:46:52] Tyler and Joe did better than me, and nice wick.

[00:47:08] So did I do better than anyone?

[00:47:10] You're the only one.

[00:47:11] And the lady.

[00:47:14] So I did like middle of a pack.

[00:47:16] Oh, the pack, that looks really good.

[00:47:18] Low-touch, yeah.

[00:47:19] How about that?

[00:47:20] Dude, that thing's hard.

[00:47:22] much harder than it looks. It feels easy and then your legs instantly give out.

[00:47:26] I'm out of breath and I landed on one of my nuts. The gas is so fast.

[00:47:32] Two tries and it's so gas. I need a cup next time.

[00:47:41] Just shimmy out of it.

[00:47:45] Thank you, my coffee as well.

[00:47:49] You're a jigsie!

[00:47:50] Thank you sir.

[00:47:51] You're a jigsie!

[00:47:56] Thanks dude.

[00:47:57] I got 30, I touched the grass.

[00:47:58] Wait, you touched the grass?

[00:48:00] Yeah, I guess you touched the grass.

[00:48:01] Don't even try, young graph hopper.

[00:48:05] You know, it's about just lying, bro.

[00:48:09] Now, Chad, I'm gonna show you all the events.

[00:48:11] I'm gonna read Chad, I haven't read Chad.

[00:48:13] So we have like 12 events total. How many events are there total? It's like, dude,

[00:48:23] hold on. Chat, are you guys hype, bro? Okay, so we have musical chairs, penalty

[00:48:29] shootout, which is the final event. When I found out, I'm gonna go say what's up

[00:48:34] to the people in the crowd in a second, but I want to show you guys the event.

[00:48:38] this is musical chairs that's gonna be very competitive slightly RNG dependent

[00:48:45] I fear there's archery archeries up there you like

[00:48:53] snipe Ludwig mechanical bull riding I was gonna do but I didn't I think Mari

[00:49:01] said she wanted to do it dude and I think we have the best team bro Tyler's a

[00:49:06] unit, Jozo unit, Yana is gonna be incredible, Maury is gonna be incredible.

[00:49:11] But yes bro, I think we have the strongest team in this event.

[00:49:17] Dude, I don't think I've ever met you bro.

[00:49:21] No.

[00:49:22] Nice to meet you.

[00:49:23] Nice to meet you.

[00:49:24] How do you feel about your team?

[00:49:25] Oh my god, it's like weird seeing you outside man.

[00:49:27] You know, someone just said that.

[00:49:29] I think Ray said that.

[00:49:30] Yeah, like do you feel weird being outside?

[00:49:33] outside but outside with like 200 cameras but you get used to it because I

[00:49:37] don't IRL stream bro yeah yeah yeah yeah do you do majority IRL or

[00:49:41] gaming it's kind of mixed nowadays like if there's a gaming thing to do I'll do

[00:49:45] it but you're excited for GTA fuck yeah dude dude I think that's all anybody's

[00:49:49] gonna play for like a month two months more than that but we'll see how long it

[00:49:52] takes for online to come out there's only so much you can form the fucking story

[00:49:54] mode you know wait they're not talking online no last time they dropped online a

[00:49:58] month after the game and I think they're gonna release it after the game as

[00:50:01] well. Wait, they dropped all mine a month after it. Yeah, bro. I remember it like it was yesterday.

[00:50:06] The PlayStation 3 took two hours for it to show up because it kept crashing. Then we finally got

[00:50:10] on. It was only single player. Then it was a month before the actual GTA online came out. When did

[00:50:14] RP come out? Like a couple years? It depends how quick the devs are. I have feeling everything's

[00:50:19] going to be faster. Faster, but also Rockstar bought 5M. So I don't know if that's going to make

[00:50:23] them slower or faster. Wait, so they're basically, are they going to set up RP through the game? I

[00:50:28] I don't think so.

[00:50:29] I don't like 5M, bro.

[00:50:31] And RP's glitchy.

[00:50:31] What do you love that they're gonna use?

[00:50:33] Well, 5M's your only option.

[00:50:34] RP's just glitchy.

[00:50:35] Like, your player glitches all the time.

[00:50:36] But it's not like a mod makes it, though.

[00:50:38] Like, it's not the game itself.

[00:50:39] Like, you know, you need a whole team,

[00:50:41] like a rockstar team, to make a game more polished.

[00:50:43] It's just like a guy, or like a few guys

[00:50:45] that makes you like that.

[00:50:46] Yeah.

[00:50:47] You wanna kick the ball at me, bro?

[00:50:48] Yeah, you wanna be keeper?

[00:50:49] Yeah, I'm a keeper for my shit.

[00:50:50] Dude, I gotta say, I was practicing.

[00:50:53] It's so hard in tennis shoes.

[00:50:55] Like, yeah.

[00:50:56] I'm in these like spongy shoes too.

[00:50:58] I might have to get some sort of like,

[00:50:59] cause it's tennis shoes, rubber ball,

[00:51:02] and it's on Astro turf.

[00:51:04] Not making excuses, but I'm definitely

[00:51:05] behind my knees so if I die,

[00:51:07] I'm not worried about my hands.

[00:51:11] Okay, so, oh, is she taking a pill?

[00:51:16] You're better countdown, it is.

[00:51:18] Practicing?

[00:51:19] Are your shots pretty good?

[00:51:21] I have been practicing back home.

[00:51:25] Shoot one on the cleat.

[00:51:27] I'm dead.

[00:51:30] I'm sorry.

[00:51:32] Almost.

[00:51:33] That was pretty cool.

[00:51:38] Not bad.

[00:51:40] Fuck.

[00:51:41] Dude, Ed, this is, I'm going to do a bad cat.

[00:51:44] Chat, tomorrow I'm going to have cleats.

[00:51:47] I'm going to shoot.

[00:51:51] This is the fence spot, yeah.

[00:52:10] Yes!

[00:52:12] I'm excited for this one.

[00:52:13] Yeah, that'll be keeper.

[00:52:16] Want to do one more?

[00:52:17] What do you say?

[00:52:18] Yeah, of course.

[00:52:19] Okay, of course.

[00:52:20] There you go.

[00:52:21] Good kick.

[00:52:23] Size five.

[00:52:24] Is professional size six?

[00:52:26] I think I need a parking lot here.

[00:52:28] I need a parking lot.

[00:52:32] Not bad.

[00:52:33] I need a parking lot, please.

[00:52:35] Put the feet on the, there'll be better.

[00:52:36] And so I want to see your pet.

[00:52:38] You all see me shoot?

[00:52:39] I want to see your pet.

[00:52:39] My pet?

[00:52:40] No, I can't do that.

[00:52:42] All right, I know what I'm gonna do.

[00:52:44] Hey, let me go.

[00:52:45] But I don't want to dive.

[00:52:47] Whatever side he picks is the side

[00:52:48] I'm gonna dive tomorrow.

[00:52:50] Yeah bro, just show me your pen bro.

[00:52:51] He's giving me this.

[00:52:53] Show me your pen.

[00:52:56] Yes.

[00:52:57] That's good.

[00:52:58] He's forwarded out of here.

[00:52:59] Yeah, but that's not good enough.

[00:53:01] I haven't created a wall, though, so that's not good enough.

[00:53:04] I like to put the grants in the grants.

[00:53:05] Oh, by the way.

[00:53:06] I'll show it to you.

[00:53:07] Yeah, I'll do it.

[00:53:08] Hey Wendy, nice to meet you.

[00:53:10] Nice to meet you.

[00:53:11] What events are you doing?

[00:53:13] I'm doing bull riding and half and half.

[00:53:15] Good luck.

[00:53:16] I'm doing half and half too.

[00:53:17] Oh really?

[00:53:17] Yeah, yeah.

[00:53:18] yes okay this is a real goalie so do it a little like that's good that's good

[00:53:28] if I call it now I'm target not bad not bad yeah you want me to take one yeah

[00:53:37] Do you feel messy?

[00:53:38] If you miss it, we're not a better...

[00:53:50] You want to be keeper?

[00:53:51] This guy's good.

[00:53:54] This guy's showing me up right now.

[00:53:58] Agent, you want to kick one?

[00:54:00] All right, let's see it, bro.

[00:54:07] I'm pretty full.

[00:54:13] And, bro, you slip, bro.

[00:54:16] You slip.

[00:54:17] All right, baby, you wanna see something?

[00:54:20] I've been practicing all week.

[00:54:22] You play football?

[00:54:23] No, I play baseball.

[00:54:24] Oh, brother.

[00:54:25] What's going on in baseball?

[00:54:27] I don't know.

[00:54:28] Watch this top right bin.

[00:54:32] No, that was a good spot though.

[00:54:40] You're keeping for your team though?

[00:54:44] You're not dying?

[00:54:46] Alright, let me see you though.

[00:54:47] Hold it out. Where you going?

[00:54:49] Little right.

[00:54:50] All right.

[00:54:59] Tomorrow I'm going to have fleets, bro.

[00:55:01] Tomorrow I'm going to have fleets.

[00:55:04] I didn't do my approach, bro.

[00:55:06] No, no, you had the right idea.

[00:55:08] Yeah, it was to the right. I hit it to the right.

[00:55:12] Fuck me.

[00:55:13] You taking a pen?

[00:55:14] Just...

[00:55:16] Gold.

[00:55:18] Wait uh, you want me to be keeper?

[00:55:21] Oh god.

[00:55:22] I'm gonna be keeper?

[00:55:23] Oh god.

[00:55:24] Franz looks good.

[00:55:25] Franz looks good.

[00:55:27] Alright.

[00:55:30] Wait, what events are you doing?

[00:55:37] What events?

[00:55:38] I don't get that.

[00:55:41] Don't you?

[00:55:43] Don't shoot like you would.

[00:55:45] Like this.

[00:55:46] Wait, what events are you doing?

[00:55:48] Uh...

[00:55:49] Individual.

[00:55:50] Oh, you're doing?

[00:55:51] Yes.

[00:55:52] Oh, my God!

[00:55:53] Well done.

[00:55:54] Well done.

[00:55:55] What the hell are you doing?

[00:55:57] I can't lie.

[00:55:59] He's doing Q-tas?

[00:56:01] Oh.

[00:56:02] You know, I'm not going to shoot until I have my boots.

[00:56:08] You have to shoot right here.

[00:56:10] You going for back there?

[00:56:12] Yeah, how did I do it?

[00:56:15] I'm doing Joe.

[00:56:18] Woo, okay.

[00:56:21] I feel like I had no power on it though.

[00:56:23] See you tomorrow, bro. We'll see you tomorrow.

[00:56:26] Alright, I'm gonna say what's up.

[00:56:28] There's this one kid that keeps yelling, uh, Jeng-C.

[00:56:31] Nino, nino.

[00:56:33] Is that the one you excited for, volleyball, bro?

[00:56:35] I'm pumped for volleyball.

[00:56:36] Can't have sucks, I'm just looting the sucks.

[00:56:38] Wait, do we know who we're playing?

[00:56:39] I don't know.

[00:56:41] I don't think we know who we're playing at.

[00:56:43] Dude.

[00:56:44] Ow.

[00:56:45] Oh, this guy's a Chivas kid.

[00:56:48] Dude, that's crazy.

[00:56:53] All right.

[00:56:56] Ronaldo kid, bro.

[00:56:58] Chivas?

[00:56:59] I see that.

[00:57:00] Somebody send me one of those.

[00:57:02] Can you give me a photo?

[00:57:04] Yeah, of course.

[00:57:05] Can you give me a photo?

[00:57:06] Can you give me a photo?

[00:57:08] Can you give me a photo, too?

[00:57:09] Yes, sir.

[00:57:10] Yeah, of course

[00:57:13] Yeah, but it thinks I'm short bro

[00:57:15] Yeah, of course

[00:57:21] You do like one of these ones or one of those

[00:57:26] Okay, that one are

[00:57:31] You're good to worry about it we could do that one. Yeah

[00:57:40] Where'd you get this bro? They misspelled my name. Why does everybody spell my name like this?

[00:57:45] I don't really have like a signature, bro. I guess I do that doesn't really get like a marker

[00:57:51] Yeah, yeah

[00:58:10] What's it called? That's insane. Bro, I didn't know Ludwig actually had like a crowd at this

[00:58:16] That's insane. I think we're gonna start in

[00:58:20] 15 minutes

[00:58:23] Stop man. Wait, I know that voice. Come on. We played apex obviously

[00:58:27] Come on. What the fuck? You didn't have a jersey, so I didn't even know if you were like playing in it

[00:58:31] Dude, I quit apex in three days. That's a good choice

[00:58:34] I wish I could have done that.

[00:58:35] Artist, like, about, like dude,

[00:58:38] dying in Apex is like, the worst way in the world.

[00:58:41] You don't know what you're fighting against.

[00:58:42] You don't know what you're hearing.

[00:58:43] The movement's weird.

[00:58:45] And I think I was in high lobbies,

[00:58:46] maybe I'm coping, but I was getting streets night.

[00:58:48] No, I'm probably in high lobbies.

[00:58:50] Yeah, you were getting your shit ran down,

[00:58:52] the whole fucking night.

[00:58:52] But I was in like high ranked ass lobbies too.

[00:58:55] I think about play Apex again,

[00:58:56] I'm gonna play like solo.

[00:58:58] But it's just from level one to literally

[00:58:59] all the way up to what you can do.

[00:59:00] Yes.

[00:59:01] Level 30 to play ranked and do it properly.

[00:59:02] Yeah, it's not like I'm gonna do it.

[00:59:03] Throwing myself into the deep end.

[00:59:05] Yeah, you gotta stack over that game.

[00:59:06] Still got us crazy.

[00:59:07] It's like we joined Rainbow Six at your level.

[00:59:08] I'm fucked over.

[00:59:09] Yes, exactly.

[00:59:10] What events are you doing?

[00:59:11] I am doing goalkeeper for the penalty shootout.

[00:59:17] And then I'm doing half and half with Joe,

[00:59:18] where I'm like cutting a box or something.

[00:59:20] Or cutting.

[00:59:21] Which one are you doing?

[00:59:21] I'm doing a cube or toss, and then great stack out.

[00:59:24] I feel like you'd be good at cube or toss.

[00:59:25] I wanna be good at that.

[00:59:26] And great stacking?

[00:59:27] Yeah.

[00:59:28] See how it goes, man.

[00:59:29] You're too stacked up.

[00:59:30] I know, my team is stacked up.

[00:59:31] Wait, what team are you?

[00:59:32] All stars.

[00:59:33] All stars I see the only team I think I could do with that. Maybe dude France looks insane

[00:59:38] I know but look at the one number three on France's rich shit house. Yeah, I'm back. Good luck, bro

[00:59:45] I brought that's the luck to you man. Nice meeting you. Yes, sir. We're chat. It's so weird like

[00:59:50] At these events you see everybody in a camera in a game and then you see them in real life

[00:59:56] It's weird dude

[00:59:57] I never even liked the last time I saw a nice would get long hair, but I heard his voice and I was like

[01:00:02] I know that fucking voice.

[01:00:03] Daniel, dude, we start in,

[01:00:07] Chad, we start in 13 minute city meet Dantes.

[01:00:10] Bro, Dantes slept in my bed for four days.

[01:00:13] What do you mean did I meet Dantes?

[01:00:14] I started the stream with Dantes.

[01:00:16] Bro, there's like a AC spot.

[01:00:21] Find Dantes.

[01:00:23] He is in that playing keeper right now.

[01:00:27] Dude, don't take pens

[01:00:28] because I go to the same spot every time.

[01:00:32] It's oh my god, there's the timer. There's the timer check that 12 minutes, bro

[01:00:45] Good luck, bro. The thing is I'm not doing any solo events today. I'm doing volleyball

[01:00:52] What else am I doing?

[01:00:54] What else am I doing?

[01:00:58] Yeah, but those are tomorrow. What am I doing today?

[01:01:02] Five seconds away.

[01:01:06] Team event.

[01:01:11] Yeah, I'm doing musical chairs, musical chairs.

[01:01:14] Musical chairs and something else.

[01:01:18] I don't, yeah, I don't know the other team events.

[01:01:21] Is it just volleyball and musical chairs?

[01:01:23] Joe it now.

[01:01:24] I'll be taking fans there, I'm gonna go around.

[01:01:32] How's it going man?

[01:01:33] How's it going?

[01:01:34] My name's Matt, I'm at Red Bull Social.

[01:01:35] Oh, Red Bull, nice.

[01:01:36] Yeah, yeah.

[01:01:37] Would you have a quick second to ask some questions about the event?

[01:01:39] Yeah, that's fine.

[01:01:40] That's all cool?

[01:01:41] Yeah, it's like an interview, yeah.

[01:01:42] Yeah, yeah.

[01:01:43] Sure, quick.

[01:01:44] Thank you, bro.

[01:01:45] Oh, like this mic here?

[01:01:46] Yeah, you want to hold it?

[01:01:47] Yeah, sure.

[01:01:48] Oh, yeah.

[01:01:49] I thought I was going to clip it, my bad.

[01:01:50] No, you can hold it.

[01:01:51] Yeah, you can tip where you hold it, whatever you want to do.

[01:01:52] Cool.

[01:01:53] I'll just hold it.

[01:01:54] That's it.

[01:01:55] That's good.

[01:01:56] How you doing?

[01:01:57] Good, good.

[01:01:58] Locked in, man.

[01:01:59] do too many of them because I don't want to like I like to go to the right

[01:02:02] corner and I show them they're just kind of now oh shit okay yeah don't

[01:02:06] really know where we strats I'm batlocked in all right sick good happy

[01:02:13] hearing yes sir yes a cool event dude it's weird like seeing everybody in

[01:02:17] person I know yeah especially what this competition gets going especially

[01:02:20] musical chairs yeah the events are gonna be sick yeah one of my favorite

[01:02:24] Yeah

[01:02:26] Can I have you stand right here?

[01:02:28] Right here? Yeah.

[01:02:30] Oh

[01:02:32] I'll uh, I'll send you for my phone here.

[01:02:34] Oh, oh, okay, okay.

[01:02:36] Yeah, you can just stand right here.

[01:02:40] I'm just gonna ask you some questions about what you've had.

[01:02:42] You ready to go?

[01:02:44] Alright, we got Jinx in here.

[01:02:46] How you doing?

[01:02:48] Alright!

[01:02:50] Okay, let's talk about streamer games.

[01:02:52] All right, first off, what place is your team going to get?

[01:02:56] First place, Ricky Bobby, if you ain't first or last.

[01:03:00] Classical. It's so true here. Yes.

[01:03:04] How many events will your team get?

[01:03:08] I think like there's none that it's guaranteed, but I think my team is going to place well in every event.

[01:03:14] We have a good team, we're versatile. I think we're going to place well in every event, and I think Joe's going to win the 100 meter.

[01:03:21] 100 meter. Joe's gonna win 100 meter. Yeah. Okay. Complete the sentence. And if

[01:03:29] you get to repeat it in a full sentence. If I lose this event, I will. If I lose

[01:03:33] this event, I will come back better next year. Yes, I'll come back better next

[01:03:40] year. Humble, locked in, you know what I'm saying? Not gonna rage, not gonna throw a

[01:03:45] fit. If I lose I got outplayed simple. If I win this event I am going to get drunk

[01:03:54] on Red Bull. Sorry, I wasn't thinking about that.

[01:04:01] Can I get a little safer for work? If I win this event I am going to party with Red Bull.

[01:04:15] Give me a hot take about any competitor or team.

[01:04:19] I think France International USA is going to be surefire top three.

[01:04:24] I think weaker teams is everybody else.

[01:04:28] All Stars has run.

[01:04:30] What event can you put Ron in?

[01:04:33] Eating? Like there's no event.

[01:04:35] But I think those are the top three.

[01:04:37] I'll make that take that France International and USA is top three.

[01:04:43] I like it. I like it.

[01:04:44] You got to already said it, but do you think any specific team is under or overrated?

[01:04:49] Overrated team would be All-Stars. What are they the All-Stars of? Having Ron?

[01:04:53] Underrated team is international, like the rest of the world.

[01:04:57] No one's talking about that team. They're going to be good.

[01:05:00] Enzo's crazy.

[01:05:03] He describes theater games in one word.

[01:05:07] Awesome. Awesome.

[01:05:09] I like it a lot here.

[01:05:11] I like it a lot.

[01:05:13] Sorry.

[01:05:15] Which of it would you most likely cheat in?

[01:05:18] And how would you cheat?

[01:05:19] Penalties shoot out.

[01:05:21] I might be off my line a little bit

[01:05:23] and I'm going to see what I can get away with.

[01:05:25] True competitor.

[01:05:26] If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

[01:05:28] Don't apply that to video games.

[01:05:30] That's a good post-credits.

[01:05:32] I like that.

[01:05:33] Love it.

[01:05:34] If you could trade one player on your team

[01:05:36] for another player,

[01:05:37] would you trade for that?

[01:05:38] I'm not going to answer that.

[01:05:39] That's a rough question.

[01:05:40] Um, next slide, next slide.

[01:05:43] You're committed.

[01:05:45] I love my team.

[01:05:46] All five of my team, irreplaceable, incredible team.

[01:05:48] Beautiful.

[01:05:49] I love you.

[01:05:50] I love the crowd.

[01:05:51] Who will be the Steward Games MVP?

[01:05:53] Probably me.

[01:05:54] I'm just going to be honest.

[01:05:55] Um, when I wake up in the morning, I miss excellence.

[01:05:58] Also Ricky Bobby quote.

[01:06:00] Um, I'm probably, yes, I'm going to win MVP.

[01:06:03] I can't read my chat right now, but they're probably laughing.

[01:06:05] We'll all see.

[01:06:06] I'm going to win MVP.

[01:06:07] Did you say I will be the streamer game tonight?

[01:06:10] I will be the streamer games MVP.

[01:06:14] Got on record, let's go.

[01:06:16] Alright, finish the sentence.

[01:06:18] I came to streamer games tonight.

[01:06:20] Win, compete.

[01:06:21] A lot of people are here to have a good time and have a laugh.

[01:06:24] I don't really care.

[01:06:25] I'm here to win.

[01:06:26] I heard games and I'm already thinking competitively.

[01:06:30] I'm looking at weak links, some team strong links,

[01:06:32] strategizing with Joe Bart last night.

[01:06:35] We're locked in.

[01:06:36] Yeah, I'm not here to have a good time here to win. Love it. All right, last thing

[01:06:40] Uh, you're just gonna make some sounds

[01:06:41] I'm gonna describe it to you and make it make what you think the sound is so make a sound of what you're destroying

[01:06:55] Yep

[01:07:06] If I was a commentator, Captain Chagorazo away.

[01:07:21] What a fucking goal in, I believe, Mexican.

[01:07:24] I can't do it.

[01:07:25] I can't do it.

[01:07:26] I can't do it.

[01:07:27] I can't do it.

[01:07:28] I think you're going to score.

[01:07:29] Goal.

[01:07:30] Goal.

[01:07:31] All done?

[01:07:32] That's it.

[01:07:33] Cool, man.

[01:07:34] Thank you.

[01:07:35] Thank you.

[01:07:36] Thank you, sir.

[01:07:37] Appreciate it, bro.

[01:07:38] Yes, sir.

[01:07:39] Have a good day.

[01:07:40] Thank you.

[01:07:41] Yeah, I mean, if I don't win MVP, bro, I'm just going to be shocked.

[01:07:47] I'm going to call it what it is.

[01:07:49] If I don't win MVP, I'm going to be shot.

[01:07:55] So I think volleyball is going to be my first event.

[01:07:57] And I might warm up a little bit.

[01:08:01] I don't know.

[01:08:02] Ray, what up, man?

[01:08:03] I really love you, bro.

[01:08:05] Yeah, I really love you, bro.

[01:08:07] Thank you, Ray.

[01:08:08] Love you, too.

[01:08:09] Are you feel confident in volleyball?

[01:08:11] Yeah, for sure.

[01:08:12] Well, hold on.

[01:08:13] What's pretty good?

[01:08:16] Football.

[01:08:17] I, uh, side-match, early-match, MVP?

[01:08:19] No, like...

[01:08:20] You're the MVP?

[01:08:21] Yes, I don't really talk about it.

[01:08:23] 2026, side-match, early-match, MVP.

[01:08:25] You score?

[01:08:26] Two times.

[01:08:27] Uh, best?

[01:08:28] No pens necessary.

[01:08:29] Uh...

[01:08:30] Do you need one?

[01:08:31] Yeah.

[01:08:32] Started the game at left-back.

[01:08:33] It is what it is.

[01:08:34] Moved up to strike around my own.

[01:08:35] I thought you only had a coo...

[01:08:36] Oh, hey!

[01:08:37] No, I...

[01:08:38] Like, it's a common misconception.

[01:08:40] People don't...

[01:08:41] What the fuck?

[01:08:42] Oh, really?

[01:08:43] You're playing dirty?

[01:08:44] Wait, did I step on that?

[01:08:45] Yes!

[01:08:46] I didn't know we were like that. I was told it was going to be a comedically large airplane. This is tiny

[01:08:53] Hey, right?

[01:08:57] No, I think you guys have a strong team one of the better teams out here

[01:09:06] Fuck right your best sport is basketball. I've seen you play basketball. Uh-huh. Did you play in Taiwan a lot?

[01:09:12] Yeah, I speak in Taiwan. Is it popular in Taiwan? Yes, but I love it kind of different note in this table

[01:09:18] Maybe like ah boom in Taiwan

[01:09:22] Chub stick, chub stick

[01:09:24] Really? They do that as a celebration? Yeah, like chub stick, chub stick

[01:09:28] So what offense are you doing, bro? Everything, bro. I'm the captain. Oh, I think you can only do two individual events. Oh my god

[01:09:35] That was good.

[01:09:37] What are you doing?

[01:09:39] I'm doing a penalty shootout keeper.

[01:09:43] Basically, Manuel Neuer reincarnated.

[01:09:45] I'm not in the library.

[01:09:47] You know, John Lai is like fucking mugging the fuck on me.

[01:09:49] But wait, hold on.

[01:09:51] What the hell, Ray?

[01:09:53] I'm sorry.

[01:09:55] Appreciate it.

[01:09:57] Whatever, Ken.

[01:09:59] I might not want to ask that one, bro.

[01:10:03] Some questions are better left unsaid, right?

[01:10:05] Not for...

[01:10:06] But bro...

[01:10:07] How do you do that? How do you get a jaw line?

[01:10:09] It's just all RNG.

[01:10:10] Do it to surgery?

[01:10:11] No, you just spawn in.

[01:10:13] Some people do the thing where they bite, you just spawn in with a jaw line.

[01:10:16] I just spawn in, like when you respawn, and like they just give you the...

[01:10:21] What'd you say?

[01:10:22] When you respawn?

[01:10:23] Oh yes, when you respawn...

[01:10:24] Well no, you don't respawn, you spawn in, and then by age 16 you're gonna know if you

[01:10:29] have a defined jawline or not and after that if you don't have one you're cooked

[01:10:33] so he's much fucked up keep it both no I think you're a good looking guy bro

[01:10:37] you're cute like you're very cute in like a like a friendly way like you're

[01:10:44] oh yeah you handsome too bro thank you bro if I got pussy I like you I like you

[01:10:49] okay that's wildly that's graphic dude look bro I never met you in my life

[01:10:57] That's what I'm saying, bro.

[01:10:58] How have I never met you?

[01:10:59] Because you always stay in the career,

[01:11:01] even go outside.

[01:11:02] That's the fucking reason, bro.

[01:11:03] Dude.

[01:11:03] Stay in the go outside?

[01:11:04] Keep it up.

[01:11:05] Bro, yes, bro.

[01:11:06] Like, you're going to see.

[01:11:07] I just got done with an interview.

[01:11:08] I think I'm going to win MVP of this.

[01:11:10] I want to see you win.

[01:11:11] The thing is, like, people think if you're good at games,

[01:11:14] you can't be an athlete.

[01:11:15] I'm going to.

[01:11:15] That's false.

[01:11:16] Because you're the MVP of Simon.

[01:11:19] And that's why I love you, right?

[01:11:20] And, bro.

[01:11:20] I want to see you get another MVP.

[01:11:22] Listen, why's my whole team, bro?

[01:11:25] My team's fucking ass, bro.

[01:11:26] Dude, you're team.

[01:11:27] That's kind of nice, you got it.

[01:11:28] You have Enzo, you have Enzo on your team.

[01:11:30] Enzo's in.

[01:11:31] Who else you got?

[01:11:32] Set a bit.

[01:11:34] Bro, what type of captain are you?

[01:11:37] You said your team's ass, are they screaming Joe?

[01:11:39] Yeah, not Joe got motion on there.

[01:11:41] Joe, Aura.

[01:11:42] Joe, Aura.

[01:11:43] Oh my god.

[01:11:44] Daddy Joe, daddy Joe.

[01:11:45] Holy Aura.

[01:11:47] They're like screaming Joe.

[01:11:49] No bro, your team's good.

[01:11:50] You have Enzo and you, and I think your team's good.

[01:11:53] My team is better though, yes.

[01:11:54] Yo, yo, that's our ORA Joe.

[01:11:57] Wait a minute, now wait.

[01:11:59] Jinxie, you can get more motion.

[01:12:00] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:12:06] All right, Jinxie, no.

[01:12:09] Jinxie, oh my god!

[01:12:10] Jinxie, Jinxie!

[01:12:14] Jinxie!

[01:12:16] Yeah, tell me?

[01:12:17] I can't.

[01:12:18] Dude, I didn't out ORA Joe, bro.

[01:12:21] They were like shouting at his name

[01:12:22] from fucking the bill.

[01:12:23] Joe is sexy, he's sexy, he's patty

[01:12:29] Joe is actually, I'm not even kidding when I say this, Joe is sexier in person bro

[01:12:33] He's defined, defined

[01:12:36] When you look at me in person, what's the first impression?

[01:12:41] You're very cute, you're more patty than I thought you would be

[01:12:43] In a cool way, like you're patty

[01:12:45] Okay

[01:12:46] So my first impression of you is that your face is kind of smooth

[01:12:53] I thought I'm came looking at big. I don't know. It's a camera you got but I

[01:12:58] Like you hear you look you look at my body

[01:13:03] You filming would you say I look better?

[01:13:06] Actually, I'm not a joking

[01:13:09] Really, I haven't heard that one. I hear Kim each a lot like Joshua Joshua Kim each German footballer by an mucic CDM

[01:13:17] That's not a lot of people dude. I'm not

[01:13:19] I'm not larking. Yo, but got a level level issue, bro

[01:13:24] I just named out his position Joshua Kimmich bro, Germany. That's not a real person

[01:13:29] Kimmich is a real pro. He's like one of the most famous midfielders in Germany. Yes. Yes, bro

[01:13:37] Hey, good luck in your games, bro. Yeah, Genesee nice to meet you my boy. I thought I like you force interaction, bro

[01:13:43] My bad. That's on me. But I um, I'm gonna catch you around daddy

[01:13:48] Good luck.

[01:13:48] I'm Brody, Brody.

[01:13:49] I'm good luck, bro.

[01:13:50] Yeah, I'm bro.

[01:13:51] Safety, bro.

[01:13:53] Safety, bro.

[01:13:55] He does not have ops.

[01:13:56] Why did he exit with safety?

[01:13:58] Bro, I'm going to be honest, man.

[01:14:01] I'm excited.

[01:14:02] Like, I think I'm going to win this event.

[01:14:03] I'm locked in.

[01:14:04] My team looks good.

[01:14:05] They're competitive.

[01:14:07] I'm just going to walk over there.

[01:14:09] I'm going to do a whole line, and then I'm done.

[01:14:12] I didn't go to this side

[01:14:26] What's up, bro? Oh, you want to do a stream pic actually so we can just bang them out

[01:14:35] Just like that

[01:14:37] I'll be right up here.

[01:14:38] Wait, did you get your black ice?

[01:14:40] No, I have not got it.

[01:14:41] You've not got it?

[01:14:42] No.

[01:14:43] It's been, like, eight years, bro.

[01:14:44] Can you give me a ball right?

[01:14:45] Yes, sir.

[01:14:46] Can I give you my resume?

[01:14:47] Yes, your resume.

[01:14:49] Don't you want to sing with a guy that's your resume?

[01:14:52] Oh, my god, it's, like, legit.

[01:14:53] Yeah, yeah.

[01:14:54] What are you applying for?

[01:14:55] Anything, bro.

[01:14:56] I need a job.

[01:14:57] OK.

[01:14:58] So you're currently unemployed.

[01:15:00] Whoa.

[01:15:01] I'm using it for my college.

[01:15:03] OK.

[01:15:04] Can you get me a ball right?

[01:15:06] Can you stay in the signature please?

[01:15:07] Yes, sir, yes sir, and you have like a good mark or the other one was there we go. I don't have a signature though. Sorry

[01:15:12] That's okay. That's okay. Oh, okay. Oh black black black black. Yeah

[01:15:32] Starting

[01:15:37] Oh, you know what? Yeah, just do that.

[01:15:38] Oh my god, wait.

[01:15:40] Oh!

[01:15:41] That's funny.

[01:15:42] That's funny, guys!

[01:15:43] That's funny, guys!

[01:15:44] All right, relax, relax, relax, guys!

[01:15:48] Dude, I'm going to keep his resume.

[01:15:50] I'm going to read this.

[01:15:51] I'm going to read this resume.

[01:15:54] Yo, what does he even do, bro?

[01:15:58] Take off the pit vipers, bro.

[01:15:59] Listen here, sperm head.

[01:16:01] Your time is up today.

[01:16:02] All right, sperm head needs to die,

[01:16:03] because, bro, it was like a one-month gap.

[01:16:06] Bro, are you running the 100 meter?

[01:16:08] Am I running?

[01:16:09] No.

[01:16:09] I'm dominating.

[01:16:11] I'm going to dominate the 100 meter.

[01:16:13] Wait, is he running the 100 meter?

[01:16:16] Dude, how much are you paying this guy, bro?

[01:16:18] Where's this mic?

[01:16:19] Should we make this about us?

[01:16:20] Should we go steal the mic?

[01:16:22] Yeah, get in there and make it about yourself.

[01:16:23] OK.

[01:16:25] I'm ready, bro.

[01:16:25] Head in, head in.

[01:16:26] OK, head in.

[01:16:26] Head in where exactly?

[01:16:27] We're just going to go to the locker room.

[01:16:29] Oh, locker room.

[01:16:29] OK.

[01:16:30] Get in the bed.

[01:16:31] Let's go.

[01:16:32] First, we go.

[01:16:35] Dude, I do need a rock-a-piss.

[01:16:36] I'm gonna rock-a-piss, get a water, get a Red Bull, and lock in.

[01:16:40] I'm gonna lock in.

[01:16:43] Guys, go to Jinxie's Shots, they have sperm head.

[01:16:46] Don't do that. Is that still an emote? Hi, guys.

[01:16:50] Yo, have you done any interviews, bro?

[01:16:52] Yeah, they asked me if I'm still friends with Cutty.

[01:16:54] They asked me if I text Cutty.

[01:16:56] They asked me to sing Payphone.

[01:16:57] And they asked me to say something funny.

[01:16:59] Dude, why do you get upset about Payphone, bro?

[01:17:02] That's like a legacy.

[01:17:03] You sent me a text message while you were live on a TikTok when you went to the toilet.

[01:17:08] I was peeing, yes.

[01:17:09] But this did happen, bro.

[01:17:11] Dude, I'm about to go pee right now.

[01:17:13] It's kind of compact in there, though.

[01:17:21] Here we are. Cherry Hill legend coming through.

[01:17:24] I do. I do have a small 21 that I'm going to do against one of you.

[01:17:30] You want the opportunity to be on the field.

[01:17:41] This one, this one, this one, this one, this one.

[01:17:42] It's this one, right.

[01:17:43] All right.

[01:17:44] Don't be changing.

[01:17:50] Good.

[01:17:53] Good.

[01:17:55] Good.

[01:17:57] Good.

[01:17:59] Good.

[01:18:01] Good.

[01:18:03] Good.

[01:18:05] Good.

[01:18:07] Good.

[01:18:09] Good.

[01:18:41] Did you watch World Cup?

[01:18:57] No.

[01:18:58] You didn't?

[01:18:59] No, no.

[01:19:00] Did you watch any of the games?

[01:19:01] No, any games.

[01:19:02] I was just playing and trying my best to get better.

[01:19:05] What do you mean?

[01:19:06] You were?

[01:19:07] I was playing 12th and Valkyrie.

[01:19:08] Oh, you mean Siege?

[01:19:09] Siege!

[01:19:10] No, no, you're good, bro. It's fine. I meant, uh, do you watch World Cup?

[01:19:15] No, I don't watch World Cup. You don't watch any football?

[01:19:18] No, just my team. Did you watch France? Yeah, just French.

[01:19:21] Yeah, Spain is... Really? I'm so sad, bro. I was crying. Like, really?

[01:19:26] Yes, I did not think Spain was gonna, like, do that. But they did.

[01:19:29] But he can play. He's seen them now, you know?

[01:19:33] Yeah, that's like the LaMigia Mall anthem when he gets to speak them.

[01:19:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Good luck, bro. I think your guys' team is the top three team, right?

[01:19:40] Yeah. Good luck, man.

[01:19:42] Nice to meet you.

[01:20:02] Nice to meet you.

[01:20:04] Nice to meet you.

[01:20:06] Nice to meet you.

[01:20:08] Elliot, accent?

[01:20:09] Hey, guys, Team USA is running out first, so Team USA will be getting you guys started

[01:20:14] if you enter the tunnel, so grab your team, grab your flag.

[01:20:17] The tunnel is in here?

[01:20:18] Yeah.

[01:20:19] Okay.

[01:20:20] Sorry, sorry.

[01:20:21] Do you have a bitrate drop in there?

[01:20:26] A bitrate drop.

[01:20:27] I thought you were like the king of bitrates.

[01:20:28] My backpack fucking overheated.

[01:20:30] Wait, what?

[01:20:31] Do you have a TVU?

[01:20:32] Do we have a bag?

[01:20:33] What is it?

[01:20:34] Uh, a GMO.

[01:20:35] Oh, right.

[01:20:36] Yeah, I have a TVU, but I should turn into a fucking Resident Evil box

[01:20:41] Dude, what is where did this joke originate from bro?

[01:20:45] basically

[01:20:47] Let's cook in pizza with yana, and it looked like resident evil food and then ever since then I love resident evil food

[01:20:52] They were playing resident evil. It's actually a really good game. I might I might is it is it actually good?

[01:20:57] Resident Evil 7 you should do a marathon bro. Is it a story mode story mode campaign vibe

[01:21:02] I'm a great horror game puzzles as well. It's good, bro. It's good

[01:21:08] Resident Evil and have you played all seven of them? No, I actually skipped straight to seven

[01:21:13] So you were potentially like marketing a little because I know everybody's big guys Leon or Leon

[01:21:18] I want to talk about love. You're the king of love. Okay, dude. You love you will come

[01:21:23] I didn't love I learned no you love you had games at 17 jerseys

[01:21:29] Two weeks, bro. All right, you lucked messy. Okay, quiz me. I'm football, bro. Okay. I have

[01:21:36] Continue, okay

[01:21:37] When I was eight years old, what's your favorite club?

[01:21:40] FC Barcelona, okay, FC Barcelona, okay

[01:21:44] What who is MSN?

[01:21:46] Messi Suarez Neymar, but we both have ball knowledge. It's like there's no point in this dude when I was eight, bro

[01:21:52] I wore number 10 for messy, bro. No one's larping shit. I actually my password up until

[01:21:56] 12th grade of high school was Messi and then my year of birth. Are you serious?

[01:22:02] I'm so serious. I leaked it on stream. So why didn't you cheer for Messi? What's

[01:22:06] wrong with you? You were cheering for like everyone besides him. Because I

[01:22:09] didn't want a back-to-back Argentina win. That's fair I guess. I wanted I wanted

[01:22:13] to see France win. You know I feel like Mbappe bro. He already won. Mbappe already won.

[01:22:19] He did win already but to see another France win would have hit. Oh! You know what I wanted to win?

[01:22:23] England.

[01:22:24] England, when?

[01:22:25] Yeah, because they've been saying it's coming home for like 60 years now, so it'd be cool

[01:22:31] to see that happen.

[01:22:32] That would have been a lecture.

[01:22:33] I would have probably went to London and celebrated with beans on toast, it would have been legendary.

[01:22:39] So unbiasedly, where would you rank your team in this event?

[01:22:41] Would you put your team in the top three?

[01:22:43] Alright, unbiasedly, statistically and logically speaking, I would definitely say probably last

[01:22:51] place.

[01:22:52] What?

[01:22:52] You would...

[01:22:53] Wait, really? No.

[01:22:54] Over...

[01:22:55] Is me?

[01:22:56] Dude, I know the last place team, but I'm not gonna say it.

[01:22:58] I'm not gonna say it.

[01:22:59] I'm not gonna say it.

[01:23:00] Nope, I'm not gonna say it.

[01:23:01] But I know who's gonna get last place.

[01:23:02] Ooh, ooh, ooh.

[01:23:03] I'll text you.

[01:23:04] Text me.

[01:23:05] Actually, no, I'm good.

[01:23:06] I'm good.

[01:23:07] I'm just gonna give you the last name.

[01:23:08] International?

[01:23:09] No, they're like a top three team.

[01:23:12] Okay, well, top three is probably France.

[01:23:14] France-USA International.

[01:23:15] Those are the top three teams.

[01:23:16] And then...

[01:23:17] Huh?

[01:23:18] I don't know who's gonna get last.

[01:23:19] Canada?

[01:23:20] Nah.

[01:23:21] I didn't say Canada.

[01:23:24] Canada is that bad?

[01:23:25] No, Canada has Dante's.

[01:23:27] Is Dante's athletic though?

[01:23:28] He's strong, he's strong.

[01:23:29] Dante's put his entire adult and childhood into League.

[01:23:33] So there's that.

[01:23:34] Mexico.

[01:23:35] I would have them in like...

[01:23:37] Nah, they could shock the world, bro.

[01:23:40] I'm doing like an NBA interview right now.

[01:23:42] They could shock the world.

[01:23:43] So what about us? Where are we?

[01:23:45] You guys are like top...

[01:23:47] You guys are like bottom four.

[01:23:49] 14 I think you guys are like bottom bottom three okay who's the who's the

[01:23:55] best player on my team dude I think you wait name your team again it's me

[01:24:01] wardrobe mr. Keem Kiera and for me being mr. Keem was taking pens earlier he

[01:24:08] looked good I'd say you were mr. Keem you're mr. Keem he said he's an archer

[01:24:11] brother they might be mr. Keem wait what event are you gonna do 100 meter and I

[01:24:16] I want to ride the bull, but they're giving it to wardrobe. I was gonna do that one, but

[01:24:21] Mari wanted to do it. Okay, then maybe I do a cute cute toss or pens. I mean the goalie

[01:24:28] You're probably the strongest on your team. He was gonna be good. Well, France. They have a fucking dead animals

[01:24:34] Dude, I know if that guy loses. I'll be shocked. There's no way because I'm pretty sure you're gonna throw it like three times

[01:24:39] So it can't even like fluke

[01:24:41] What was it, Todd?

[01:24:43] I don't know where they're at.

[01:24:45] Are they in there?

[01:24:47] Wait, who's your team captain?

[01:24:49] I don't know. I don't know if we have one.

[01:24:51] I think it's just like one for all, all for one.

[01:24:55] It's time to take lead, Jinxie, because what else do you do?

[01:24:58] At least be the leader.

[01:25:00] Dude, I think team leader, honestly, the person who's taking this the most serious is like Joe.

[01:25:04] I'd say Joe, he's locked.

[01:25:06] I'm not even screaming, I don't think.

[01:25:08] Joe he's vlogging but like Joe was like texting me about strategies like he's dialed

[01:25:20] Who's captain

[01:25:38] Where's the uh, yeah, for the ball.

[01:25:40] For the ball.

[01:25:41] For the ball.

[01:25:42] Like the volleyball.

[01:25:43] Yeah, of course, bro.

[01:25:44] Go run that.

[01:25:45] Go.

[01:25:46] Go.

[01:25:47] Go.

[01:25:48] Go.

[01:25:49] Go.

[01:25:50] Go.

[01:25:51] Go.

[01:25:52] Go.

[01:25:53] Yeah, then we just start running.

[01:25:54] I'm gonna start sprinting.

[01:25:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:25:56] Here we run it.

[01:25:57] I don't know what's what I'm doing.

[01:25:58] I'm just running.

[01:25:59] Here we go.

[01:26:00] This is the walkout.

[01:26:01] Come on.

[01:26:02] Let's go.

[01:26:03] Come on.

[01:26:04] Come on.

[01:26:05] Come on.

[01:26:06] Goal!

[01:26:08] Go Ty, baby!

[01:26:09] Go Ty!

[01:26:11] Mr. Nice guys, go on!

[01:26:12] It's him, son, come on!

[01:26:13] Ah!

[01:26:14] Ah!

[01:26:15] We got KDP here today.

[01:26:18] It's your last, bro.

[01:26:20] All right, they're gonna do the end son.

[01:26:21] We got JX here today.

[01:26:25] And many more names that we're gonna introduce.

[01:26:29] Guys, are you ready to see your first team

[01:26:33] for Schrodinger Games 2026?

[01:26:35] Come on!

[01:26:37] Come on!

[01:26:39] He's not even bringing you!

[01:26:43] Where am I going?

[01:26:44] Look intimidating.

[01:26:45] You ready?

[01:26:46] Now or not?

[01:26:47] You guys ready?

[01:26:48] You can call us.

[01:26:49] Go, run out.

[01:26:50] Now?

[01:26:51] Yeah, yeah, now.

[01:26:52] Send everyone to the top of the ramp.

[01:26:54] Send everybody up to the top of the ramp to meet me.

[01:27:27] All right, all right, all right, come on over.

[01:27:55] Maury, give it up for Maury, everybody!

[01:27:57] Yeah!

[01:27:59] Maury, you have a history with Streamer Games.

[01:28:01] Can you let anyone online know who might not know?

[01:28:04] I won last year.

[01:28:05] She won last year!

[01:28:06] I'm gonna win again!

[01:28:07] I have the best team!

[01:28:08] I have the best team, and we're high-rated!

[01:28:10] Well, let me ask you that.

[01:28:12] You won last year.

[01:28:13] Is the team you have this year better than last year's?

[01:28:16] I think we all, uh...

[01:28:18] We all are amazing.

[01:28:19] Come on, Maury!

[01:28:22] Stop!

[01:28:23] No, I can't! I can't!

[01:28:24] All right, I want to hear from my best friend on that squad come on over here

[01:28:45] Why'd you say yes to doing one of my events because I thought bad for you at the beginning terrible

[01:28:54] Street Fighter 6.

[01:28:55] You're not!

[01:28:56] No, you're nothing!

[01:28:57] You're nothing!

[01:28:57] You got lucky, by the way.

[01:28:59] Tyler, you're a six-foot-five athlete.

[01:29:02] You've benched 405 pounds.

[01:29:03] It's 450.

[01:29:04] 450.

[01:29:05] 450.

[01:29:06] Is that genuine?

[01:29:08] You are an absolute unit of a man.

[01:29:11] Are you the leader of this team?

[01:29:12] We're in a little discussion about that.

[01:29:14] And they said because I'm a father.

[01:29:16] I absolutely am, and I agree.

[01:29:17] Yes, I am.

[01:29:18] And what can people look forward to see you in today?

[01:29:22] Like, what are you competing in?

[01:29:23] I'm doing the 2B, the throw thingy, with the QB.

[01:29:26] The Cuba toss.

[01:29:27] And the Cuba toss.

[01:29:28] And the OK.

[01:29:29] What else?

[01:29:30] Volleyball or something?

[01:29:31] Everyone's doing volleyball.

[01:29:32] Do you not know your sports side?

[01:29:33] The great thingy?

[01:29:35] The great thingy and the.

[01:29:36] Hey, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

[01:29:38] Joe, come over here.

[01:29:39] Joe, give it up for Joe Barr.

[01:29:41] Joe, why is Tyler 1 telling me he's the captain when he looks at you to figure out what he's going to do?

[01:29:48] It sounds like you're the captain of this team.

[01:29:50] I was slightly in charge in organizing the events that we were doing.

[01:29:55] However, Tyler is the captain off of seniority and also just team leadership from being a father.

[01:30:02] Joe, let me ask, because you had a lot of smack top before this.

[01:30:05] You said you were faster than I show speed.

[01:30:07] No, I did not.

[01:30:08] You said you were a D1 college athlete.

[01:30:09] I did not say that.

[01:30:10] You said you could run a sub 10 second 100 meter dash.

[01:30:12] You're setting your team up for failure, really?

[01:30:15] Well, I was very confident and I still am,

[01:30:17] But you kind of made me out to be the fastest man alive.

[01:30:20] I did say that.

[01:30:22] I will see.

[01:30:23] Maybe I break a world record today, who knows.

[01:30:25] OK, I'd like to either give it up for Joe Gardner, everyone.

[01:30:30] And our final competitor of Team USA,

[01:30:33] he's the MVP of the Sidemen Charity Match.

[01:30:35] Give it up for Dreamcine!

[01:30:39] Happy to be here.

[01:30:40] Super excited, a little nervous.

[01:30:42] You're a little nervous.

[01:30:43] Be honest, you're a little nervous.

[01:30:44] Yeah, a little bit nervous here.

[01:30:45] Get that close.

[01:30:46] Get that mic close.

[01:30:46] I'm sorry about that, a little nervous, but excited man.

[01:30:48] Thank you for the opportunity.

[01:30:50] What are you nervous about?

[01:30:51] You are the Sidemen, charity match, anything.

[01:30:53] You call yourself an athlete.

[01:30:55] Well, I am an athlete.

[01:30:56] There's a difference.

[01:30:56] Sorry.

[01:30:57] Yeah, I just, I don't want to let my team down

[01:30:59] because this is a great team.

[01:31:00] This is a great unit of individuals here.

[01:31:02] And I just want to show off for my team.

[01:31:03] So I'm not nervous for anything else.

[01:31:04] I'm just nervous for not letting out my team.

[01:31:07] Can I ask, is there a squad out there you're nervous about?

[01:31:10] And is there a squad that you think is a joke?

[01:31:13] Team International looks really good.

[01:31:15] Team France looks really good.

[01:31:17] Ron's team is a joke because he's Ron.

[01:31:19] OK.

[01:31:20] All right.

[01:31:21] All right.

[01:31:21] I can't believe K is an absolute joke.

[01:31:23] They're getting dead last in every single event.

[01:31:25] You guys getting dead last in every event, really?

[01:31:29] I know.

[01:31:30] I think you K's like a bottom three team.

[01:31:32] I think they're bottom three.

[01:31:33] Well, you know what, guys?

[01:31:34] Jynxie, give it up one more time for Jynxie Team USA.

[01:31:39] You guys are good if you want to chill in the shade.

[01:31:41] I think they've talked a lot of shit.

[01:31:43] I think it's about time.

[01:31:44] Guys, can we hear it for the team?

[01:31:47] They just shout out, can we hear it for team UK?

[01:31:50] U-K!

[01:31:56] Come on, team UK, let's get out here.

[01:32:05] Not so loud in the U.S.

[01:32:07] They're an enemy territory.

[01:32:08] We used to have a war.

[01:32:10] We ended up winning the war in the U.S., U-K lost,

[01:32:13] but great people on this squad, really great people.

[01:32:17] There's a whole thing with T.

[01:32:19] Hey, one more time, give it up for Team UK.

[01:32:22] All right, can I ask who's the captain?

[01:32:29] No, let me hear it, give it up for C-dog VA everybody.

[01:32:33] I guess I might not suppose.

[01:32:35] All right, Connor, you're the team captain.

[01:32:37] Team USA just came in, they said you are a joke,

[01:32:40] a laughing stock.

[01:32:42] What do you have to say to the Americans?

[01:32:44] Well, first of all, I think that's very rude of them.

[01:32:47] We've been practicing.

[01:32:48] We've been playing cricket.

[01:32:50] We've been playing squash.

[01:32:51] And we've had our beans and toast.

[01:32:53] So we're all fueled up and ready for a good show.

[01:32:55] Who's ready?

[01:32:56] And if I have to say, the USA, the Ruffians, if you will,

[01:33:02] sure they might be able to run.

[01:33:04] But can they think?

[01:33:05] Can they ponder?

[01:33:06] These are questions that I worry about.

[01:33:07] Wow.

[01:33:08] How do you know?

[01:33:08] And I think, sure, we might not be the physically

[01:33:11] the most proudest of the contestants, but we have spirits and we will win!

[01:33:17] I'm sure of it!

[01:33:19] I love that. I love that.

[01:33:20] That's big energy coming out from the captain.

[01:33:22] Speaking of physical prowess, Tenshi, can you take a step forward?

[01:33:26] Guys, everybody give it up for Tenshi!

[01:33:28] Let's go, Tenshi!

[01:33:29] Tenshi, I just, if you can give a background on what your main game is,

[01:33:36] what do you do mainly on stream?

[01:33:37] I play League of Legends in Silver E-Lo.

[01:33:39] I only play Chou Gauth Mid.

[01:33:40] And what is a Silver League of Legends player going to bring to this arena?

[01:33:48] Okay, I don't leave the house, which means I've spent a lot of time at my desk learning to build paper airplanes.

[01:33:53] There we go, paper airplanes! It's a good point!

[01:33:56] I'll also say, you're Silver League of Legends, right?

[01:33:59] Yes.

[01:34:00] You know Team USA has a League of Legends player of their own?

[01:34:03] I've heard.

[01:34:04] Hard-stuck bronze. The UK might win there.

[01:34:07] All right, you beat Shanksy in League of Legends.

[01:34:09] Give it up for Tetsu one more time, everybody.

[01:34:13] Zoyle, come on over here.

[01:34:15] All the way.

[01:34:16] Zoyle, grab the mic for me.

[01:34:18] You're too tough for me.

[01:34:19] You how?

[01:34:20] What?

[01:34:21] All right, Zoyle, talk to me.

[01:34:25] You competed last year.

[01:34:26] Do you feel more confident with your team this year

[01:34:29] than last year?

[01:34:30] Not only do I feel more confident with my team,

[01:34:32] I feel more confident in myself.

[01:34:34] Last year, I think I was going to be the last performance.

[01:34:36] This show will do better than us.

[01:34:38] Statistically, you were.

[01:34:39] What is the change that you're going to make to do better?

[01:34:43] Be better.

[01:34:44] I don't know.

[01:34:44] Just be better.

[01:34:45] I love that.

[01:34:46] I'll just be better.

[01:34:46] Just be better.

[01:34:47] I love that.

[01:34:48] All right, thank you.

[01:34:49] Give it up for Zoya one more time.

[01:34:52] Come on over, Lydia.

[01:34:53] Here you go.

[01:34:55] Give it up for Lydia, everyone.

[01:34:56] Why?

[01:34:57] Why can I ask?

[01:34:57] Why are you nervous?

[01:34:59] Because I'm doing 100 meters sprint, and I didn't realize.

[01:35:02] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?

[01:35:04] I'm doing 100 meters.

[01:35:05] Against Joe Bart?

[01:35:07] Um, well, I didn't realize it was against him.

[01:35:09] What, can I ask what the fastest

[01:35:11] hundred meter time you've ever ran is?

[01:35:13] I didn't realize I was supposed to come with times.

[01:35:15] Have you ever run it before?

[01:35:17] Uh, in like sports days.

[01:35:19] And were you fast?

[01:35:21] I think so.

[01:35:22] All right, give it up for the next round.

[01:35:24] All right, okay.

[01:35:26] And finally, give it up for the last member of Team UT.

[01:35:29] Give it up for Gart everyone.

[01:35:30] Yeah.

[01:35:32] You see that?

[01:35:33] You see it.

[01:35:34] I don't know exactly how you're referred to the nation state up. Darn. Can I ask you? Yes

[01:35:40] What place after the weekend is done will UK end in out of the eight teams when we look back on this clip

[01:35:48] What place will you guys be in well clearly? It's coming home because we're getting fast

[01:35:58] I don't think you heard them

[01:36:04] Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[01:36:06] Ah, that's British people in America, it's not going to work.

[01:36:10] Well, guys, UK, thank you very much for being here.

[01:36:12] Get in the shade, get out of the heat.

[01:36:14] Get out of the heat.

[01:36:15] Guys, one more time for UK, everybody.

[01:36:16] Appreciate that.

[01:36:17] Shout out to the UK.

[01:36:19] Now, very much shout out to them during Enemy Territory.

[01:36:22] You know, this year I wanted to make

[01:36:23] Streamer Games worldwide.

[01:36:26] Last year, I believe, 35 of our competitors were from America.

[01:36:29] We're from basically LA.

[01:36:30] This year, we have teams from across the world,

[01:36:33] including teams coming all the way from France.

[01:36:36] Guys, give it up for team France!

[01:36:40] Come on in, everybody!

[01:36:41] Team France, come on through!

[01:36:46] This team, I actually think,

[01:36:49] might be the secret favorites to win the entire event.

[01:36:54] Allez les bleus!

[01:36:55] Allez les bleus!

[01:36:57] Allez les bleus!

[01:36:58] I don't think they know that one.

[01:37:00] All right, can I start with you?

[01:37:02] Joelle, you are calling yourself Thanos.

[01:37:06] Yeah.

[01:37:07] Why?

[01:37:09] Look, I'm very stronger.

[01:37:12] Our team is very strong.

[01:37:14] And we are here to win today.

[01:37:17] You're calling yourself Thanos because look how you're built,

[01:37:20] is what you said?

[01:37:21] Yes.

[01:37:21] OK.

[01:37:22] Look.

[01:37:23] Can you give me some stats?

[01:37:25] How much do you bench?

[01:37:26] How much do you squat?

[01:37:27] How strong are you?

[01:37:32] Let's go!

[01:37:32] 180, 180.

[01:37:33] Wait, 185 kilograms?

[01:37:35] You know the drill?

[01:37:36] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:37:37] That's like 400 pounds?

[01:37:39] Yeah.

[01:37:39] And you bench press that?

[01:37:41] Yeah.

[01:37:41] That's higher than my max deadlift.

[01:37:45] I will train you.

[01:37:46] Don't worry.

[01:37:46] OK, all right, all right, all right.

[01:37:48] OK.

[01:37:49] So you're a fan of us.

[01:37:50] Well, let me go down the line here.

[01:37:51] Give it up next for Cat's Up, everybody.

[01:37:53] Yay!

[01:37:56] Cat's Up, we raced together.

[01:37:58] Yeah.

[01:37:58] And you got second place.

[01:38:00] You were amazing at racing.

[01:38:01] I heard you're also an athlete.

[01:38:04] Athlete, I think it's a big world.

[01:38:06] But I test all the sports I can.

[01:38:08] And what are you competing in?

[01:38:11] The things to climb here.

[01:38:13] The climbing?

[01:38:13] Yeah, and.

[01:38:14] Great stack?

[01:38:16] Yeah, and.

[01:38:16] And archery?

[01:38:17] Yeah, and archery.

[01:38:18] OK.

[01:38:19] And what place will France get today?

[01:38:24] I think he win.

[01:38:27] Oh, my god.

[01:38:29] All of France.

[01:38:29] Oh, France.

[01:38:30] First.

[01:38:31] First place.

[01:38:32] Because I'm here to quit here, my greats here.

[01:38:35] Marianne and Joelle.

[01:38:36] All right, well, let me go down, Marianne.

[01:38:39] You are surrounded by athletes.

[01:38:42] Yeah.

[01:38:42] Are you an athlete?

[01:38:44] Kind of.

[01:38:45] Like, I'm an athlete on PUBG.

[01:38:48] I run a lot.

[01:38:49] Do you know PUBG?

[01:38:50] I've heard of PUBG, yes.

[01:38:51] I run a lot on PUBG.

[01:38:52] But I heard you almost went pro in a sport.

[01:38:54] Oh, well, pro is big word as well.

[01:38:57] Like, I didn't, like, I didn't.

[01:38:59] You were an amazing tennis player.

[01:39:01] Thank you.

[01:39:02] Like a world class.

[01:39:03] How long time ago?

[01:39:04] A long time, well how long ago?

[01:39:05] Can I ask?

[01:39:06] 15 years ago, dude I'm old.

[01:39:08] Dude, I'm old too, I'm 31, that's why I'm not competing.

[01:39:12] Okay, okay, so sorry, just to recap, we have a guy who can bench 400 pounds, second place

[01:39:19] in F4, the GP3, a possible tennis pro could have been in a different universe now called

[01:39:25] G-Athlete, and Magla.

[01:39:27] Hey.

[01:39:28] Give it up for Magla, everybody.

[01:39:30] What do you bring to the team?

[01:39:33] Joy and happiness.

[01:39:35] Joy and happiness, that's all we need.

[01:39:38] I think it's good, but I love sports.

[01:39:41] Yes.

[01:39:42] That can't help today.

[01:39:44] I'm doing two paper planes.

[01:39:45] You're going to paper planes.

[01:39:47] So we're going to go crazy.

[01:39:48] Yeah, a little bit.

[01:39:49] Okay, well final question.

[01:39:51] Tuku.

[01:39:52] Give it up for Tuku, everybody.

[01:39:54] Now, we all saw France losing the World Cup.

[01:40:00] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't say that, bro, please, please, don't say that.

[01:40:06] And they should have won.

[01:40:08] Yeah, of course.

[01:40:10] But they didn't have me, so they lost.

[01:40:12] Are you going to bring it back home for France today?

[01:40:15] I guess yes, yes, of course, yes.

[01:40:17] All right, give it up for Tim.

[01:40:19] I'm sorry, guys.

[01:40:20] We are going to reweabagget your ass, guys.

[01:40:22] Because we have the card vital.

[01:40:24] We have the card vital.

[01:40:26] We reweabagget.

[01:40:27] All right, OK, all right.

[01:40:28] Go to the shade, go to the shade.

[01:40:30] Thank you very much, team France.

[01:40:31] Nice team, nice team.

[01:40:34] Wow, I'm pretty nervous about that team.

[01:40:36] I think that team might genuinely crush Team USA.

[01:40:39] They're pretty athletic.

[01:40:41] But you know, France, they're known for a couple of things,

[01:40:45] losing the World Cup, colonizing.

[01:40:49] And we have a former French colony.

[01:40:52] In fact, competing here today.

[01:40:54] Can we all give it up for our friends across the border?

[01:40:56] Can we get loud, please?

[01:40:58] 13 Canada!

[01:40:59] We're going to start with you,

[01:41:19] Let's start with you.

[01:41:20] Guys, if you don't know,

[01:41:21] Sokuro was the top performing female athlete

[01:41:24] at Shoot Your Games last year.

[01:41:27] What's gonna happen this year?

[01:41:28] A little more of the same?

[01:41:29] I don't know, I'm gonna try my absolute best.

[01:41:31] I kinda feel a little scared now.

[01:41:33] What are you scared about?

[01:41:34] The 100 meter dash running with men.

[01:41:36] Wait, wait, you're running it?

[01:41:37] Yeah, I'm running it.

[01:41:38] And are you gonna take down the, do you want to?

[01:41:40] Yes, please.

[01:41:41] Are you gonna take down the men?

[01:41:43] Probably like Ron, but that's probably about it.

[01:41:45] That's not bad though.

[01:41:46] Take down Salem Ronaldo.

[01:41:48] Okay, and what's the expectation for Team Canada?

[01:41:50] Oh, we're gonna win.

[01:41:51] And we're gonna bring all the vibes.

[01:41:53] Okay, win and bring the vibes, I love it.

[01:41:54] All right, pass it on over, Agent.

[01:41:56] Talk to me.

[01:41:57] Yo.

[01:41:58] Give it up for Agent, everybody.

[01:41:58] Yeah!

[01:42:01] Agent, what's the mean of Rep Team Canada?

[01:42:03] What does it mean, a Rep Team Canada?

[01:42:05] It's good, like, we got a good split, man.

[01:42:06] We got people from Vancouver, we got people from Toronto,

[01:42:08] we got people from Quebec, so it's a good split.

[01:42:10] We got a chance to chop it up,

[01:42:11] get to know each other a little bit,

[01:42:13] stuff like that.

[01:42:14] Team chemistry's good.

[01:42:14] Hey, you doubted us, Ludwig.

[01:42:16] Well, let's cut the bullshit, Agent.

[01:42:17] Last year, you had one of the worst teams imaginable.

[01:42:19] True.

[01:42:20] Your team was really bad.

[01:42:21] Why is there a laugh track in the bag?

[01:42:24] So is this team going to do better?

[01:42:26] Yeah, hell yeah.

[01:42:27] It can't go worse than last year.

[01:42:28] Last year, honestly, it was just like,

[01:42:30] you know when your favorite team makes it to the NBA finals

[01:42:32] and then they somehow choke even though they're way better

[01:42:34] in the New York next win?

[01:42:36] Oh, yeah, like the Spurs?

[01:42:37] Yeah, that's like how we felt last year.

[01:42:39] Like we had a good team on paper, but you didn't make the playoffs.

[01:42:41] Yeah.

[01:42:42] You're like the Hornets.

[01:42:43] Right.

[01:42:45] Or maybe the Raptors.

[01:42:46] Don't do that.

[01:42:47] Not that, not that, not that.

[01:42:48] We'll pass it over, guys.

[01:42:49] Give it up for our next contestant, Cocotes.

[01:42:51] Hi!

[01:42:52] Hi!

[01:42:53] Hi!

[01:42:55] Hi.

[01:42:56] Cocotes, we've had a rivalry in the past.

[01:42:58] Yeah.

[01:42:59] We competed in GP3 against each other.

[01:43:01] Exactly.

[01:43:02] I destroyed you there.

[01:43:02] No, no, not on this print.

[01:43:04] This print, I finished fifth.

[01:43:06] Yeah, you were very good at this.

[01:43:07] Okay, all right, okay, remember the numbers.

[01:43:09] You remember the numbers.

[01:43:11] What do you bring to Team Canada?

[01:43:13] Are you an athlete?

[01:43:14] What's your main expertise?

[01:43:16] My main expertise, I think, is the soccer,

[01:43:19] because I played France versus England.

[01:43:22] You played in the match.

[01:43:23] I saw that.

[01:43:23] And you did very well.

[01:43:24] I played the match.

[01:43:25] I did a goal.

[01:43:26] I did the penalty shot, and I won.

[01:43:29] Yeah, I did the penalty.

[01:43:30] You did the penalty shot, and you made it.

[01:43:32] Yeah, I made it.

[01:43:33] And are you the goalkeeper for the penalty kick?

[01:43:35] No, not me, though.

[01:43:36] No, no, no.

[01:43:36] Not me, it's not me.

[01:43:37] OK, but you're going to do very well.

[01:43:39] Yeah, I made it.

[01:43:39] Oh, well, I'm looking forward to that.

[01:43:40] Give it up for Coach Coach, everybody.

[01:43:41] Thank you.

[01:43:43] Let's go to our next contestant.

[01:43:44] Give it up, everybody, for Dantez!

[01:43:47] Oh!

[01:43:48] Dantez, can I pass this back to you?

[01:43:52] Dantez, let me talk to you real quick.

[01:43:55] You're a League of Legends player.

[01:43:57] What does that bring to a team in a physical event?

[01:44:00] Are you an athlete as well, like Tyler?

[01:44:03] Well, this is the first time in my house in the last two months, so athlete, I'm not

[01:44:08] sure if I'd say that, but I mean, listen, I'm running for TV to coach in 40.

[01:44:12] Whoa, and so you're the youth.

[01:44:13] I'm the youth, brother.

[01:44:14] How old are you?

[01:44:15] 24.

[01:44:16] Wait, you're 24?

[01:44:19] I thought you were 35.

[01:44:21] What a great contract.

[01:44:22] What a great contract like that, bro.

[01:44:24] Okay, all right.

[01:44:25] Okay, okay.

[01:44:27] Can I ask, what's your expectation

[01:44:28] for Team Canada this weekend?

[01:44:30] What place?

[01:44:31] Well, it's not an expectation.

[01:44:31] I'm sure we're gonna get first.

[01:44:33] None of these other teams

[01:44:34] sound a fucking chance in hell.

[01:44:36] And that's why I listen.

[01:44:37] The audience is locked up from the States.

[01:44:39] Unfortunately, guys are gonna have to be disappointed

[01:44:41] when Team Canada brings home first.

[01:44:43] I'm trying to make enemies with a crowd here, relax.

[01:44:46] I'm just going down in.

[01:44:47] All right, well, let's give it up for our final competitor,

[01:44:49] guys.

[01:44:50] Let's give it up for Martin.

[01:44:53] Hello, hello, everybody.

[01:44:55] Hello, everyone.

[01:44:56] Martin, this is, if people don't know at home,

[01:45:00] kind of a Jordan flu game for you,

[01:45:02] because you're dealing, you're battling an illness,

[01:45:04] as well as other competitors.

[01:45:06] Is that right?

[01:45:07] That may or may not be true.

[01:45:09] Yes, yeah, yeah.

[01:45:10] Yes, I have had diarrhea for the past two weeks.

[01:45:13] I am recovering now so watch out everybody I'm actually coming and I'm

[01:45:18] I'm gonna try my hardest

[01:45:23] Any uh any encouraging words for people at home and why they should cheer for you guys, um

[01:45:29] Yeah, just like we're the underdog. We're gonna kill it. I don't know. I just come on the third team

[01:45:33] We're so fun and nice and welcoming and

[01:45:37] I'm not gonna yeah, that's all right. That's all right guys one more time for team Canada

[01:45:40] All right, guys, you can go enjoy the shade.

[01:45:44] Thank you very much.

[01:45:45] We're going to move over to our next team.

[01:45:48] We're coming back to the Americas.

[01:45:50] This squad has received a lot of trash up online.

[01:45:54] Some of it I don't appreciate.

[01:45:56] They're here to prove the haters wrong.

[01:45:58] Guys, can we hear it for Team Mexico?

[01:46:01] All right, team Mexico is here!

[01:46:16] Let's go, Vamo, Mexico!

[01:46:19] We're here to show off our team, Mexico.

[01:46:22] I'm very excited.

[01:46:23] ECC, and I believe in my team.

[01:46:26] I heard a lot of people are doubting us, but you know, we're here, what matters is we're

[01:46:38] here, what matters is our dedication, what matters is how hard we strive to win.

[01:46:43] Oh, I love that, I love that, I love that.

[01:46:47] Viva mi gente latino.

[01:46:49] Okay, okay.

[01:46:51] What she said?

[01:46:54] Okay

[01:47:02] Lot of weight, thank you so much for having us brother and for even like including a team Mexico

[01:47:06] It means a lot to a lot of people at home

[01:47:09] Danny bands, I would be remiss if I ever did one of these events without you

[01:47:15] Greatest moment in streamer games history

[01:47:18] Nailing a 40-yard field goal being a heart and soul of team Katie be last year

[01:47:24] Our team Vanilla Mason, our team Vanilla, my bad, my bad, my bad.

[01:47:28] Danny, how do you feel about this new squad?

[01:47:31] Are you excited?

[01:47:32] Do you think you guys are going to do well?

[01:47:33] What's the goal for you guys?

[01:47:34] We're going to do amazing.

[01:47:35] Me, especially, I feel like people underestimate me because I got a big ass stomach.

[01:47:40] But I'm an athlete and we're going to show that today.

[01:47:42] Why'd you pan down?

[01:47:43] He pan to my stomach?

[01:47:44] He just pan to the stomach.

[01:47:45] Why?

[01:47:46] He zoomed out.

[01:47:47] I saw him zoom out.

[01:47:48] You didn't zoom out, did you?

[01:47:49] No, he didn't zoom out.

[01:47:50] But I wouldn't want to be here with anybody else.

[01:47:51] I'm happy to be teamed up with these guys.

[01:47:52] I love them a lot.

[01:47:53] Good team came and we're gonna do good. We're gonna surprise you guys.

[01:47:55] I give it up to Team Mexico!

[01:47:57] Alright, thank y'all very much. Enjoy the show everyone.

[01:48:01] Alright y'all, we only got a few teams left.

[01:48:07] And you might have noticed every team right now is a different nation, right?

[01:48:11] But I wanted to include people from around the world.

[01:48:13] I couldn't get people maybe for one team, but I could make a Team Worldwide!

[01:48:19] Give it up for our international squad!

[01:48:21] Come on over!

[01:48:35] Let's go! Meet your national team!

[01:48:39] Hey everyone.

[01:48:41] Tell me, where are you visiting us from?

[01:48:43] Brazil.

[01:48:44] We got somebody from Brazil in the house.

[01:48:46] Let's go!

[01:48:47] We also have, this is a good time to shout out, our live stream.

[01:48:50] Where's it happening? Where's your live stream happening? Oh, yeah

[01:48:52] You mean channels? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah on my channel and on Phelps like

[01:48:56] Selvett and Phelps we have the Portuguese Brazil official broadcast

[01:49:00] Portuguese broadcast happening right now. I'll be casting and playing at the same time doing both. Yeah, that's a lot of that's a lot of lift

[01:49:07] Yeah, I'll be I got you. Thank you. I got you. I got you

[01:49:10] So so I'm running around a lot. What's the goal for team international? Obviously wean. It's win straight up

[01:49:16] And you guys are from all around the world. How's the chemistry been?

[01:49:20] Great actually, we just met like everyone yesterday, and it's feel like we've like we've met months ago

[01:49:26] Yeah, like a fucking family already your family. I love that. I swear. Yeah, you can

[01:49:30] Okay, well, let's pass it down to our Australian. Please give it up everybody for T10 Matt. How you doing?

[01:49:37] You're here from Oz they say Australians are more athletic on average than Americans do you agree

[01:49:49] I've heard it in rumors in circles

[01:49:56] Okay, I love that and what is your expectation for yourself are you hoping to be carrying the team are you the vibes of the team?

[01:50:04] What's your job?

[01:50:07] I think I'm gonna bloody demolish it and everyone's gonna be demoralized.

[01:50:15] Also, I've been in confession with about five times already, so...

[01:50:18] You haven't even started.

[01:50:20] If you guys don't know at home, we have a confessional booth where all the players...

[01:50:23] Are you talking trash in other teams?

[01:50:26] Well, yes.

[01:50:28] Alright! Okay, well, I'd love to hear it, give it up for Tita and Adam, everybody!

[01:50:33] And then give it up for Devil Leap, tell us where are you coming from?

[01:50:38] I'm from Australia as well.

[01:50:41] And where in Oz are you from?

[01:50:42] I'm from Melbourne, or how the Americans like to say Melbourne.

[01:50:46] I've heard of Melbourne.

[01:50:47] Melbourne, Australia.

[01:50:48] Yeah, it is downtown.

[01:50:50] And what is your physical prowess that you're bringing here?

[01:50:54] Determination, strength, and the sheer will to win.

[01:50:57] I love that.

[01:50:59] That's all you need.

[01:51:00] That's all you need.

[01:51:01] Well, let's give it up for Devil Leap.

[01:51:03] Wow!

[01:51:04] All right, tell everybody where you're from.

[01:51:06] Yo, first of all, I'm from Nigeria.

[01:51:07] First of all, let me for this year,

[01:51:08] let's shake yo, I hear Adio Loreano,

[01:51:11] Pani Pani Ti and Sarou.

[01:51:13] Yes!

[01:51:14] Wow!

[01:51:15] Yeah!

[01:51:16] Can you walk me through what that was?

[01:51:18] All right, I just have a quick prayer,

[01:51:19] just tell him go to give me speed,

[01:51:20] because that's all I need right now, just speed.

[01:51:22] Because you're doing 100 meter dash.

[01:51:23] Yeah, that's probably one of,

[01:51:24] going to be the easiest one of my life, by the way.

[01:51:26] You're going up against Joe Bart.

[01:51:29] Joe?

[01:51:30] Joe Bart?

[01:51:31] Slow Bart.

[01:51:32] Slow Bart. You're calling him slow Bart.

[01:51:36] Wow. So you think you're going to win?

[01:51:39] Yeah. I'm going to take it home. Like I know. Is it a first or nothing?

[01:51:42] First or nothing, I love to hear it. Give it up to Enzo everybody.

[01:51:47] Yes sir. And finally, pass it over. We have our last member of team.

[01:51:52] Oh sorry, sorry Ray. Give it up for Ray.

[01:51:55] I know, I know, I know. Yo, yo, yo.

[01:51:59] Great, I have two things to point out. First one, you showed up late today and it was your first time meeting your team.

[01:52:05] Are you worried about the vibes at all with your squad? Have you gotten along with them?

[01:52:08] I'm worried about nothing. I'm here to win.

[01:52:11] Second off, can we look at your footwear?

[01:52:15] Now listen, those are crocs that you're wearing.

[01:52:17] I'm shoes, but I choose not to because I fit on my team so nice, I don't need shoes.

[01:52:22] So you're not even going to wear shoes, you don't need it?

[01:52:24] No, no, no, no, I'm good.

[01:52:25] You're like that?

[01:52:26] Yep.

[01:52:27] And what's the expectation for the worldwide team?

[01:52:30] Um, I mean, they have it, because I'm the captain of the team.

[01:52:33] I control everything.

[01:52:36] He's the captain, everybody.

[01:52:40] Yeah, you know what?

[01:52:41] You guys feel like you have to sort some stuff out.

[01:52:43] Go over to the shade.

[01:52:44] You all figure that out.

[01:52:45] Team worldwide.

[01:52:48] All right.

[01:52:49] Oh, guys, your flag.

[01:52:50] If you want, if you, hey, hey, international team, your flag.

[01:52:55] Can't forget that.

[01:52:56] All right guys, we only have a couple of squads left.

[01:53:00] This one, you might recognize them.

[01:53:03] All these people have competed in streamer games before.

[01:53:07] Let's hear it!

[01:53:09] 14 streamer games off source!

[01:53:17] Come on over!

[01:53:21] Why are they walking so slow?

[01:53:23] Yeah!

[01:53:29] I first want to talk to the obvious captain of the team.

[01:53:34] Can I please hear it? Katie B.

[01:53:42] Katie, tell the people at home what you're about to do today.

[01:53:47] I am about to put on the most athletic performance ever seen on Twitch.

[01:53:53] Wow. Straight up.

[01:53:55] Maybe.

[01:53:57] I have to ask, last year your team bonded.

[01:54:00] You performed incredibly. I believe you finished second place.

[01:54:03] Yeah, we did.

[01:54:04] Team Vanilla, is this squad going to do as well or are they going to do better?

[01:54:08] There is a reason we left room for improvement last year.

[01:54:12] It was to come this year and take the trophy!

[01:54:17] Well, let's go down the line and introduce some of your teammates,

[01:54:21] Starting with everyone, give it up for Stable Ronaldo.

[01:54:24] You know, as the most athletic person here,

[01:54:30] I'm nervous for today, but I'm excited.

[01:54:32] I'm going against Joe Bart today for the 100 meter dash.

[01:54:36] And you're running the 100 meter for your team?

[01:54:39] Yes, I'm running the 100 meter for the team.

[01:54:41] I'm setting the standard today.

[01:54:42] Let's win!

[01:54:42] I want to hear it.

[01:54:47] Send the standard.

[01:54:48] All right, give it up for Night's Wig, everybody.

[01:54:50] Nice wig, save Sambucha, you've been the best performing streamer games participant in our history.

[01:54:59] It's a lot of pressure to come into today with.

[01:55:01] Yeah.

[01:55:02] Are we trying to live to that pressure?

[01:55:05] Are we trying to just elevate our teammates?

[01:55:07] Are you carrying them on your back?

[01:55:08] What's the vibe?

[01:55:09] I don't really know.

[01:55:10] Honestly, you texted me like 10 minutes before the draft happened or the team selection went through.

[01:55:15] Half of the people dropped.

[01:55:16] Yeah, you know how it is what it is.

[01:55:18] So I'm just proud to be here.

[01:55:19] I got a great team, and you know, let's have a good talk.

[01:55:22] All right, I love you.

[01:55:23] Give it up for Nice Ring.

[01:55:24] Next up, it's my fiancee.

[01:55:30] I'm proud to hold my ring during the events,

[01:55:40] but if that's OK, if you guys can manage that.

[01:55:42] I'm throwing a paper airplane.

[01:55:43] I'm taking a paper airplane.

[01:55:44] It's weighs you down.

[01:55:45] I've made about 60 practice for about eight hours yesterday.

[01:55:48] Yeah, you've been practicing a lot.

[01:55:53] Is it because second place stung last year and you want first?

[01:55:57] It did sting last year.

[01:55:59] We have a lot.

[01:56:00] Katie and I are back from Teen Vanilla.

[01:56:02] And we have a lot that we are trying to represent.

[01:56:05] We have not forgotten her.

[01:56:07] And also, Arke and Danny, they are our enemies now.

[01:56:11] Wow.

[01:56:12] Yeah.

[01:56:12] OK.

[01:56:13] Yeah, so whenever you guys see them,

[01:56:14] please boo as loud as you can.

[01:56:17] Get in their heads, call them, ugly, if you're talking.

[01:56:20] No, no, no, okay, okay, all right, all right, all right.

[01:56:22] Thank you very much, Judy, and five to give it up for Maya, Lugo.

[01:56:25] Yeah!

[01:56:26] Yeah!

[01:56:27] Yeah!

[01:56:28] Yeah!

[01:56:29] Yeah!

[01:56:30] Yeah!

[01:56:31] Maya, people mostly know you as a hooper who occasionally does stuff with animals.

[01:56:37] There's no basketball this year, which has nerfed you a little bit.

[01:56:40] What are you bringing to the squad?

[01:56:41] Like, what are the games that people can look forward to seeing you at?

[01:56:44] Today, well, first of all, anybody here like animals?

[01:56:47] All right, that's my kind of crowd.

[01:56:51] I like animals, too.

[01:56:52] I'm doing crate stacking today.

[01:56:54] And I think I'm going to do really good,

[01:56:55] because like Cutie said, all the other teams are really ugly.

[01:56:57] You really well.

[01:57:00] Sorry, sorry.

[01:57:01] Keep talking, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.

[01:57:04] I'm here to do crate stacking, and I'm also

[01:57:06] here to pick up the slack that's created on our team

[01:57:08] by Sable and Aldo.

[01:57:10] How?

[01:57:10] It seems like you got some fans out there tonight.

[01:57:16] Well, give it up one more time for Mike.

[01:57:18] He got a team all starts, everybody.

[01:57:20] All right.

[01:57:24] Thank you guys.

[01:57:25] You're going to go to the save.

[01:57:28] That's the clip.

[01:57:30] All right, guys, we only have one more squad,

[01:57:33] and this team was put together last of all the teams

[01:57:36] because I had the opportunity to become a professor

[01:57:39] I'm a professor at Streamer University.

[01:57:43] I said at this event, I would pick my favorite students

[01:57:47] and I would bite them to Streamer games.

[01:57:49] That's exactly what I did, guys.

[01:57:50] Can we make some noise for team alumni?

[01:57:55] Give it up, everybody!

[01:57:56] Yeah!

[01:57:57] Yeah!

[01:57:58] Yeah!

[01:57:59] Yeah!

[01:58:00] Yeah!

[01:58:01] Yeah!

[01:58:02] Yeah!

[01:58:03] All right!

[01:58:04] Come on through who's my captain who's the captain of the squad give it up for the valedictorian

[01:58:13] Mr. Keynes.

[01:58:14] What's up everybody what's up everybody.

[01:58:16] Talk to him Mr. Keynes what's going on.

[01:58:19] Listen we are ready to prove everybody wrong okay we just came back from Schumer University

[01:58:24] we went and changed our lives out there and we're ready to prove to everybody that we

[01:58:28] could win Schumer games.

[01:58:30] Well, I like what you're saying, prove everybody wrong.

[01:58:33] For some context, if you guys don't know,

[01:58:35] there's a viewer prediction that you can do

[01:58:38] at streamergames.gg slash predict.

[01:58:41] And you guys were predicted to be

[01:58:42] the lowest placing squad overall.

[01:58:45] Jason DeWine, I wanna hear, how does that make you feel?

[01:58:47] Is that a chip on your shoulders at the moralizing?

[01:58:49] Listen, we have always been the underdogs.

[01:58:53] The stats, I don't care about the stats.

[01:58:56] It's what we do today.

[01:58:57] That's all that matters.

[01:58:59] Listen, we have strength, chemistry, grit, and determination.

[01:59:06] And that's all we need to win.

[01:59:09] We're taking this home, baby.

[01:59:10] Let's do this.

[01:59:11] Let's go.

[01:59:12] Let's go.

[01:59:14] I heard a lot of things that your team has.

[01:59:16] Strength, grit, determination.

[01:59:19] Everyone, Lordra wants to hear.

[01:59:22] What are you bringing?

[01:59:24] I don't really, I can't say what I'm bringing

[01:59:26] because I'm really bringing SAS class.

[01:59:29] and I'm finna be walking fast.

[01:59:30] So I know that four, five, minus four is one.

[01:59:35] So we finna get first place, second, no, third, no,

[01:59:38] fourth, no is first for us, boo.

[01:59:41] Like I said, we got chemistry, boo.

[01:59:44] We was stuck.

[01:59:45] And if it's up, then it's stuck.

[01:59:47] So we in here, and we finna get number one, boo.

[01:59:50] It ain't number two, number three.

[01:59:54] That has some pretty big talk.

[01:59:56] What do you bring into the squad to secure that first?

[01:59:59] You know what?

[02:00:00] They don't know this, but they call me the tiny, but mighty.

[02:00:03] And we're used to being underdogs.

[02:00:05] I'm going to stop you.

[02:00:06] Root calls you that.

[02:00:07] Root calls you the tiny, but mighty.

[02:00:09] Okay, but everyone, you know.

[02:00:10] Like a barista at a coffee shop?

[02:00:12] They'll say that?

[02:00:13] Of our height average, hey?

[02:00:15] There's no rumors.

[02:00:16] You guys average 5'5".

[02:00:17] Let's just go ahead and go.

[02:00:18] No, no.

[02:00:19] I'm not.

[02:00:20] For reference, people watching at home, I'm 5'8".

[02:00:23] No, you are not.

[02:00:24] Just further now on 548, so you might notice.

[02:00:30] So you're tiny but mighty, maybe the smallest average height,

[02:00:33] but don't underestimate us.

[02:00:34] That's what you're walking right away.

[02:00:35] Don't underestimate us.

[02:00:36] All right, I'd like to hear that get up for Poo Me Vee.

[02:00:38] And finally, here I talk to them.

[02:00:41] What's going on?

[02:00:42] You know, I think I bring the whimsy.

[02:00:45] I bring the aura.

[02:00:46] I bring the positivity here.

[02:00:48] And you know what?

[02:00:48] Everybody loves an underdog.

[02:00:50] We love an underdog story.

[02:00:52] So guess what?

[02:00:53] We don't need to say no more.

[02:00:54] We just got to show you.

[02:00:56] Ooh.

[02:00:57] All right, well, guys, give it one more time for team alumni,

[02:01:00] guys.

[02:01:01] Go enjoy the shade.

[02:01:03] That is all of our teams here competing today.

[02:01:07] The show's going to go very quickly.

[02:01:08] We're going to do three games.

[02:01:09] We have a half time, three more games.

[02:01:11] I think it's about time, though, we get ready for our first game.

[02:01:14] And to help me do that, I want to kick it over

[02:01:16] to our casting desk.

[02:01:18] Slime, Pete, how are we doing today, guys?

[02:01:21] Welcome to the third annual Streamer Games,

[02:01:24] 40 of the world's top content creators,

[02:01:26] have descended upon Los Angeles to compete

[02:01:29] for global bragging rights.

[02:01:31] We are going to be your commentating crew today.

[02:01:33] My name is Peter, and I am joined by a legend of the yard,

[02:01:38] a street fighter, six master,

[02:01:40] and a Streamer Games alumni.

[02:01:42] Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Slime!

[02:01:46] That's too much.

[02:01:49] That was too much.

[02:01:50] That's too much.

[02:01:51] I don't deserve all that.

[02:01:52] He wore a suit, everybody.

[02:01:54] I don't know why he did that.

[02:01:56] He's the only person, and he's probably in a three-mile square radius who is wearing

[02:02:01] a suit right now.

[02:02:02] It's a deep regret I carry to this very moment.

[02:02:05] I cannot move, or the sweat would be clearly visible, but I feel good.

[02:02:09] Look good.

[02:02:10] Feel good.

[02:02:11] Feel good.

[02:02:12] Play good.

[02:02:13] Play good.

[02:02:14] today with some great, great competition.

[02:02:17] There's a lot.

[02:02:18] Look, I walked around.

[02:02:19] I met some of these people.

[02:02:20] Obviously, I haven't met a lot of these people.

[02:02:23] And the French team is just an athletic force.

[02:02:27] Yes.

[02:02:28] I was quivering.

[02:02:30] I quivered before the French today.

[02:02:32] And I'll say it.

[02:02:33] And I'm proud to say it.

[02:02:34] And I'm embarrassed to say it.

[02:02:35] But I'm proud to say it.

[02:02:36] I kept my distance.

[02:02:37] I could see that they were at least three times as big

[02:02:40] as I was.

[02:02:41] I went to some of the other favorites.

[02:02:43] I saw Team USA.

[02:02:44] I talk to some of the leaders on Team Mexico.

[02:02:47] I can tell you right now, confidence is not lacking

[02:02:50] in any of these teams.

[02:02:51] But my eye is on the United Kingdom.

[02:02:54] Laughed, mocked, written off.

[02:02:57] I think that they've got something up their sleeve

[02:02:59] that might turn them into favorites.

[02:03:01] Connor's a hemophiliac.

[02:03:03] That's true.

[02:03:04] They do have some.

[02:03:05] They do have some faults.

[02:03:08] They are not athletes.

[02:03:10] They're not.

[02:03:12] I don't know if I can say that the All Stars are an underdog, but I'd like to see them not

[02:03:34] rest on their laurels, do their best, and give the crowd something to cheer about.

[02:03:39] They got KDB!

[02:03:40] There's a big problem here, I think.

[02:03:42] Penny B, it is Penny Buckets we called her last year when I was on the desk as well.

[02:03:46] But there's a problem when you have people like the clip on your team.

[02:03:49] And not just the clip, but the clip likes.

[02:03:51] People that are going to play for more of a moment than maybe winning the game.

[02:03:56] And you need a little bit of that.

[02:03:58] Because if you're sweating, the game is boring.

[02:04:00] But if you're only trying to, like, wound a clip, that's also...

[02:04:05] A balance needs to be struck. I don't trust streamers to do that.

[02:04:08] I did run into Ronaldo as I was walking by.

[02:04:11] Dude, you didn't know who Ron was, right?

[02:04:13] I did not.

[02:04:13] You're crazy.

[02:04:14] I'm 42 years old.

[02:04:16] Isn't that crazy?

[02:04:17] And I am living in Japan for 15 years.

[02:04:20] I'm not tapped in.

[02:04:21] But he said, hey, man, you look pretty hot.

[02:04:24] And I said, hey, I'm Ronaldo.

[02:04:26] I want you to tell the people.

[02:04:27] I'm from Cherry Oak, New Jersey.

[02:04:29] I don't think that was right.

[02:04:30] And then he said, in 2019, I won this FPS tournament.

[02:04:34] And he gave me like 10 things to brag about.

[02:04:37] and I told him I cannot remember all this stuff.

[02:04:39] He goes, okay, remember today.

[02:04:42] I mean, that's a line, right?

[02:04:44] I'm a fan.

[02:04:45] What can you do about that?

[02:04:45] I'm a fan.

[02:04:46] I, we do have chat up,

[02:04:48] if anyone can correct us in general on things like that,

[02:04:52] and if you're from New Jersey in the chat, leave.

[02:04:56] But that's neither here nor there,

[02:04:58] but they're getting ready for 100 meter dash.

[02:05:01] This one is a little contentious

[02:05:02] because I think it's one of the most athletic ones.

[02:05:05] So it's like, Joe Bart is talking in the discord,

[02:05:08] like who can I wonder who?

[02:05:10] He's like, how about my track, Joe Bart?

[02:05:12] And I'm really impressed because they have,

[02:05:17] who is it, Ron who's, I don't know what I'm gonna run too much.

[02:05:19] But I can tell you one thing,

[02:05:20] I did talk to one of the competitors from Team Mexico,

[02:05:23] Artie, he said, he quit, he demanded a top three finish,

[02:05:29] and he's got his eyes on Joe Bart and said,

[02:05:31] If the wins are favorable, I think I can track him down.

[02:05:35] Oh my god, we're getting into it right now.

[02:05:36] So here's the lineup.

[02:05:37] Jason throws his glasses away.

[02:05:39] Are we going to be calling it live?

[02:05:40] We're going to send that back down to the big boys.

[02:05:42] I don't know.

[02:05:42] We'll see.

[02:05:43] Look, if we're here, we're commentating it.

[02:05:46] Look at Joe's.

[02:05:47] Look at his muscles.

[02:05:49] There, come on.

[02:05:50] He's ready to go.

[02:05:52] So reputations are on the line on the 100-meter dash.

[02:05:55] The signature event of the Summer Olympics,

[02:05:58] Who is going to reign supreme?

[02:06:02] What is it named to Rinenzo from Nigeria?

[02:06:06] That was the most aura in an announcement I've ever heard.

[02:06:10] But we're going to go down to the field with stands,

[02:06:13] and he's going to call this one off.

[02:06:14] Let's go.

[02:06:15] Go!

[02:06:15] Oh my god.

[02:06:22] What?

[02:06:25] I don't know what I'm talking about.

[02:06:35] I don't know what I'm talking about.

[02:06:44] What

[02:06:46] We've got a full-start claim we've got a full-start claim

[02:06:51] Hold up is that a PR request for now

[02:06:56] Where is

[02:06:59] They said I was in there it's on the start line. I'm sitting there

[02:07:02] I'm ready to draw my happening. That was a curse place. Let's go talk to our winner guys. Give it up for team world

[02:07:14] How you doing? You said you were going to win that event and you just did exactly that.

[02:07:22] Yeah. That was easy. And what do you have to say about some people saying there's a

[02:07:32] false start here and there? I mean that you're going to check your VR, VR. You say go to

[02:07:37] the VR, you're not worried about it. You're not worried about it. You want it.

[02:07:40] Get on it, get on it, get on it. You win every time, it doesn't matter.

[02:07:43] We have a replay up right now of the end

[02:07:46] production, let's get a replay of the starting I want to see this plane

[02:07:50] from Joe Bart that this might

[02:08:02] Bro, he's like a mile ahead of me. Oh my god

[02:08:13] good okay chat do you guys want me to do the main feed or do you want me to do

[02:08:18] IRL because if we do both it's like it's up to y'all bro do you want me to do the main feed or IRL

[02:08:24] dude um end of the one about like a fucking mile

[02:08:33] chat run a poll main feed or IRL because they'll meet IRL I can I should do

[02:08:38] main feed for all the events though maybe we just do IRL and then for all the

[02:08:43] events we do main feed probably a good idea yeah dude I'm competing in the next

[02:08:48] event it's fucking volleyball I want to see the VAR hold on it's like apparently

[02:08:58] Ron said someone pushed you yeah yeah I'll probably just do IRL and then I'll

[02:09:08] I'll do main feed for all the events.

[02:09:11] Because I'm not going to be able to get a good angle on that feed.

[02:09:16] Dude, he won by a mile.

[02:09:19] I had a feeling that somebody interviewed me right before.

[02:09:24] Wait, Joe, Joe, what happened?

[02:09:25] I'm not rerunning.

[02:09:26] What happened?

[02:09:27] I'm pulling bars.

[02:09:28] I have people with false started.

[02:09:29] Jason runs in my lane.

[02:09:31] Jason, wait, Jason got pushed in your lane.

[02:09:34] Yeah, well, I'm saying people were running in other people's lanes.

[02:09:37] There was a false start?

[02:09:40] Who false started?

[02:09:48] What the?

[02:10:00] He finished in the third lane!

[02:10:02] Oh Ron, didn't get last.

[02:10:04] Oh, no, no, no, no!

[02:10:06] And look, Psycho!

[02:10:07] Hold on, hold on, hold on!

[02:10:09] There is a full start fight.

[02:10:11] Stable and no!

[02:10:15] Ron cheated?

[02:10:22] Okay, but we won!

[02:10:27] Ron cheated?

[02:10:30] Ron cheated and still did bad?

[02:10:34] Wait, so I want to watch the VR again.

[02:10:39] Someone ran into Joe's lane.

[02:10:40] Dude, I'm going to be honest though.

[02:10:42] Joe, love you to death, kid.

[02:10:44] Enzo won by a mile.

[02:10:45] Like it wasn't, bro, Enzo was taking off.

[02:10:49] Joe definitely got second for sure, but dude.

[02:10:53] Enzo, Enzo was taking off.

[02:10:56] Okay, so the next event is volleyball, which I'm playing in.

[02:11:00] chat in body ball are you allowed to are you allowed to like spike on serves

[02:11:17] yeah bro I'm not gonna lie like in the start was scuffed but Enzo and Joe were

[02:11:22] definitely the two fastest dude if that was longer I think Joe would have came

[02:11:26] closer. Like if that was, you see how Joe was kind of pining on. Wait so what is

[02:11:39] VAR at now? They're trying to determine what someone gets. So here's the issue. When

[02:11:43] you run a hundred meters you supposed to start where the line where the curve

[02:11:47] straightens up. They didn't. So there was a couple more. They ran into each other's lanes.

[02:11:50] There's a couple people that was in the same lane. If you look at the start, seven

[02:11:53] to eight were actually in the same lane so they naturally bumped into each other.

[02:11:56] They started in the same lane correct. That's on the refs though. It is on the rest

[02:12:00] They should have started a little bit more ahead because if you run any more than that is more than 100 meters

[02:12:04] Bro, that's on the rest. Oh, this can't be an actual 100 meter because I will die

[02:12:10] If and so got at 9.8 in real life. That has a time and you ran a 9.8

[02:12:19] Representing Nigeria in the Olympics

[02:12:26] What else Peter on?

[02:12:28] Dude, you might be faster than speed, bro.

[02:12:30] Still a lot.

[02:12:31] You ran a 9.8.

[02:12:32] Well, now that's crazy, bro.

[02:12:33] I gotta do that shit.

[02:12:34] Hold on, let me show you.

[02:12:35] Olympic 100 meter times.

[02:12:38] Wait, who started first?

[02:12:40] Who started first?

[02:12:41] I think, like, I don't know who.

[02:12:43] Yo, the world record is 9.6.

[02:12:45] Bumper!

[02:12:47] Ah!

[02:12:49] Who has the world record?

[02:12:51] You say it, boss.

[02:12:52] You say, you're point two behind you, say it, boss.

[02:12:54] Trem me! Trem me already!

[02:12:57] Ah!

[02:12:58] One more.

[02:12:59] Quick, you see it, bro.

[02:13:00] Jason, did you run it?

[02:13:01] I did.

[02:13:02] What place did you run?

[02:13:03] Six, bro.

[02:13:04] Alright.

[02:13:05] You did better than Ron.

[02:13:06] If you ran that same time in the Olympics...

[02:13:08] I slowed down, man.

[02:13:09] What place?

[02:13:10] Oh, shit.

[02:13:11] Dude, do you realize if you actually ran a 9.8, you're 0.2 behind the fastest man ever.

[02:13:17] Yeah, 10.1 behind the fastest man.

[02:13:20] That's no allowance, right?

[02:13:22] No allowance, yes.

[02:13:23] Oh, shit.

[02:13:23] Yes, we can.

[02:13:24] Breathe.

[02:13:25] Good.

[02:13:26] Dude, I like seeing the VAR.

[02:13:29] I'm so glad I didn't run that.

[02:13:32] Dude, when I was a kid, I was fast,

[02:13:34] and then I got into video games, and then now we're here.

[02:13:39] When I was a little-ass kid, I was quick.

[02:13:41] Like, I was the quick kid.

[02:13:46] Dude, yo, I'm going to be honest with you.

[02:13:48] Let's play cheater games then.

[02:14:20] starts literally weaving behind everybody.

[02:14:23] So no one waited for the blow.

[02:14:24] And they're going rerun it.

[02:14:25] Dude, I'm out of breath.

[02:14:26] I'm not reruning that.

[02:14:27] I'm fine with second.

[02:14:29] But I think Enzo would have still beat me,

[02:14:30] but it would have been closer.

[02:14:31] Yes.

[02:14:32] Well, that's what I said.

[02:14:33] You guys are the two fastest.

[02:14:34] Everyone's all started.

[02:14:35] Dude, Enzo was fucking flying.

[02:14:38] Wait, so you were the last one to take off?

[02:14:41] Yes.

[02:14:41] And Jason ran in your lane.

[02:14:43] Jason ran him on lane.

[02:14:44] If you watch the replay, he goes set,

[02:14:46] and he doesn't blow the horn.

[02:14:47] Everybody runs.

[02:14:47] Dude, chat's saying evil games, cheater games,

[02:14:50] Mooda games. Yeah, bro. Let's cheat, man.

[02:14:52] Hey, seconds good though.

[02:14:54] Like, they were watching it.

[02:14:55] So like, from their point of view,

[02:14:57] do you guys think like they went, just be real,

[02:15:00] like did he, did people go before he blew the horn?

[02:15:04] It's a little delayed. It's a little delayed.

[02:15:07] They're saying, yes, yes, yes.

[02:15:11] Yeah, 100%. Yes.

[02:15:13] Yeah, but it's just like,

[02:15:14] Bro, and Agent said two of them lined up in the same way.

[02:15:18] And then Jason was arguing with me that I ran into his lane.

[02:15:22] Joe, yeah, we're going to redo the 100 meter after half time.

[02:15:25] You're going to rerun?

[02:15:26] I really don't want to rerun the whole hundred.

[02:15:28] We're going to redo the 100 meter?

[02:15:30] We're doing the 100 meter after half time.

[02:15:31] Wait, what?

[02:15:33] Oh, god.

[02:15:35] Two, oh, he, Joe's pants.

[02:15:38] Well, two 100 meters, fuck that.

[02:15:40] No, but I think like Enzo and Enzo is the fastest.

[02:15:44] Joe's the second fastest, period.

[02:15:46] We get the same amount of points.

[02:15:47] Bro, they're going to rerun it?

[02:15:51] Me, huh? Wait, what's next, volleyball? Yes!

[02:16:05] Wait, it's musical chairs right now?

[02:16:08] Well, I thought it was volleyball right now.

[02:16:12] It's musical chairs right now?

[02:16:14] We believe that what I'm doing.

[02:16:17] Mooda games, Mooda games.

[02:16:19] Do.

[02:16:25] Is the next event musical chairs?

[02:16:28] Okay, cool.

[02:16:38] Okay, musical chairs.

[02:16:41] Whoever wins Musical Chairs is the person who's the biggest dickhead.

[02:16:46] So, like Chad, should I get aggressive out there?

[02:16:49] Because Musical Chairs comes down to one, your RNG,

[02:16:53] but two, if you're willing to like, if you're willing to like, shoulder check someone.

[02:16:57] Alright, switch to main feed.

[02:17:11] The chair is going to be re-wrangling everybody.

[02:17:13] That's what's happening right now, guys.

[02:17:15] Especially if that's why they gather everyone to sit down.

[02:17:19] And he's actually ready right now, so we're going to go down on the field with Ludwig,

[02:17:23] and we're going to get started with musical chairs very soon.

[02:17:29] Alright everybody, I have an important announcement.

[02:17:33] After further review, we are rerunning the 100 meter dash.

[02:17:41] After listening to an audio version of the replay, we believe of the eight players,

[02:17:48] seven broke the rules.

[02:17:50] So as opposed to DQing seven and having one winner, we'll be running it again after half

[02:17:56] time.

[02:17:57] For now, everyone's at zero points.

[02:17:59] Our first official game that someone can earn points on will be musical chairs.

[02:18:04] Let's get to it.

[02:18:05] All right.

[02:18:06] All right, guys, here's the deal.

[02:18:12] Here's the deal.

[02:18:15] Can y'all hear me?

[02:18:19] Players, players.

[02:18:21] Listen up.

[02:18:23] Guys, this is musical chairs.

[02:18:27] This is a schoolyard game.

[02:18:30] The way this works is very simple.

[02:18:34] You guys are going to hear...

[02:18:37] Everybody listen!

[02:18:39] Hey, you hear my voice clap once!

[02:18:41] You hear my voice clap twice!

[02:18:43] All right, listen up, it's hot, let's do this effectively.

[02:18:45] It's musical chairs.

[02:18:47] You will hear a song.

[02:18:48] When that song ends, you have to have a seat.

[02:18:51] There are 40 of you, 4-0.

[02:18:54] We are removing four chairs every round.

[02:18:57] So four of you will be eliminated.

[02:18:59] Does that make sense?

[02:19:01] I can't talk to this here.

[02:19:02] This here, while you are walking around, you are going to go clockwise this way, with your

[02:19:09] hands on your head.

[02:19:12] Your hands must be on your head when the music ends.

[02:19:15] You cannot do this.

[02:19:17] No!

[02:19:18] Disqualified!

[02:19:19] You are out!

[02:19:22] You have to go sit on the chair where it is.

[02:19:25] Does that make sense?

[02:19:27] All right, and I don't want any of this

[02:19:32] Consisted base

[02:19:35] Consistent base. I will disqualify you. We have many reps looking at all of you play honestly

[02:19:43] Guys we are going clockwise

[02:19:47] Fuck wise

[02:19:50] All right

[02:19:52] Can you spread out a bit?

[02:19:54] The chairs are labeled. The chairs are labeled.

[02:19:56] For which team they are. Worldwide.

[02:19:58] Find a chair with your team.

[02:20:02] Oh, wait.

[02:20:07] All right!

[02:20:10] We're about ready to get it set up, chat.

[02:20:14] Musical chairs is our highest skill game. Yes.

[02:20:18] There's a U.S. chair right there.

[02:20:20] It's both a measure of rhythm, understanding of the DJs.

[02:20:25] Shout out to our DJs, Shake Drizzle.

[02:20:26] Everyone get up for Shake Drizzle.

[02:20:32] Speed and also decisive sitting.

[02:20:40] Waiting for our game scene to ensure all the players

[02:20:42] are here, ready to go.

[02:20:45] Are we ready?

[02:20:47] All right, guys.

[02:20:49] Hey, Zoil, clockwise, clockwise.

[02:20:54] We're walking this way, this way.

[02:20:57] Shake drizzle, when you're ready, play that music.

[02:21:08] All right, apparently it didn't work for a second.

[02:21:10] Let it play for a while, shake.

[02:21:17] Let it play for a bit.

[02:21:21] We got a little chopper jam.

[02:21:22] Little chopper jam.

[02:21:23] Little steps.

[02:21:24] Baby steps.

[02:21:25] Baby steps.

[02:21:26] Baby steps.

[02:21:27] Baby steps.

[02:21:28] Baby steps.

[02:21:29] Baby steps.

[02:21:30] Baby steps.

[02:21:31] Faster.

[02:21:32] Faster.

[02:21:33] Faster.

[02:21:34] We're not going to stop.

[02:21:35] Keep going, shake.

[02:21:36] Don't end it.

[02:21:37] Don't end it.

[02:21:38] Faster.

[02:21:39] Faster!

[02:21:43] Faster! Let's move!

[02:21:49] Why does he stop?

[02:22:06] He pushed the fuck out of me!

[02:22:09] Stable Ronaldo, you are out.

[02:22:14] Ray, you are out, you are out, who's our fourth player, who's out?

[02:22:22] Is that a three?

[02:22:27] All right, that's it.

[02:22:32] All right, guys.

[02:22:35] Hi guys, good round, everybody up, everybody up!

[02:22:40] Getting a little violent.

[02:22:42] Yeah, one thing with musical chairs, nobody ever realizes,

[02:22:45] is there's always a chair open, and like four people fight over one chair,

[02:22:49] when they don't have to.

[02:22:51] Yeah.

[02:22:54] You felt like it was a bit tight?

[02:22:59] Well, I'd appreciate if you guys walked a bit faster, you guys are cheating!

[02:23:03] You guys aren't moving. I need you guys to be walking. You need to be walking.

[02:23:10] Seize your chivalry, do not spot feet. Okay. Everybody got to be walking. I want

[02:23:19] not to bullet. No standing still, Mr. Keen. I'm no standing still. I'm no standing

[02:23:27] Joe, Joe, don't play, don't do the officer act with me.

[02:23:34] Don't do the officer act.

[02:23:36] I'm the only honest player in the streamer game.

[02:23:38] I was just standing still.

[02:23:42] All right, y'all.

[02:23:45] How many chairs have we removed?

[02:23:47] Four.

[02:23:48] Four chairs out?

[02:23:50] All right, four of you will not move on.

[02:23:51] Guys, if I see any of you standing still,

[02:23:54] I'm kicking you out straight up.

[02:23:56] I need you walking have a little pace DJ shake whenever you're ready get ready

[02:24:04] hands on your head hands on your head walk walk walk left left left there we go

[02:24:15] keep moving now we've got a bit of movement now we've got a bit of movement

[02:24:19] Now we've got to get a movement.

[02:24:24] Keep walking everybody.

[02:24:27] Hands on your head.

[02:24:31] Keep walking.

[02:24:32] Archie walk.

[02:24:40] This is Jimmy.

[02:24:41] All right, we have our eliminations.

[02:24:51] We have our eliminations.

[02:24:57] Arky's out.

[02:24:58] All right, everyone up.

[02:24:59] We're removing four marchers.

[02:25:00] It's going to get competitive.

[02:25:01] Okay, everyone up.

[02:25:03] We're removing four marchers.

[02:25:09] It's gonna get competitive.

[02:25:11] You know, I always put some fun events in.

[02:25:13] I'm like, hey, streamer games for content.

[02:25:14] Let's have some fun events.

[02:25:18] And then when you put $0 on the line,

[02:25:19] people start to go crazy.

[02:25:21] Oh, I'm hearing a bit of drama.

[02:25:25] I'm hearing word right now.

[02:25:27] There are only two players left from Team Mexico.

[02:25:31] Are you going to be able to hold it down?

[02:25:33] You and Danny hold it down?

[02:25:37] Danny, did you hear that?

[02:25:39] Only two players left from Team Mexico.

[02:25:41] That's all right.

[02:25:44] Just for everyone's awareness, if everyone from your team is eliminated but you win

[02:25:51] the entire thing, your team wins the entire thing, and whoever is the last remaining,

[02:25:56] not average.

[02:25:57] It's just whoever the last is.

[02:25:59] hands on your head DJ shank hit it I want to see some walking I want to see

[02:26:08] wardrobe I want to see some walking walking walking walking walking walking

[02:26:12] walking walking walking walking walking walking hey

[02:26:20] out out all right Connor you won

[02:26:25] All right, you just go to the shade cutie. I

[02:26:36] Do you really think that you're on

[02:26:39] I believe you lost this man. You look breathtaking

[02:26:51] You're where you're at you're where you're at

[02:26:55] Everybody out!

[02:26:57] Mikey, don't move them in.

[02:26:59] I know.

[02:27:00] Okay, we're falling.

[02:27:02] Four more chairs.

[02:27:03] Four more chairs are going to be removed.

[02:27:06] Getting a little bit tense.

[02:27:08] Getting a little bit tense.

[02:27:10] Connor, let me talk to you real quick.

[02:27:11] You got into a little bit of a war there.

[02:27:13] There's no war.

[02:27:14] Because you have what?

[02:27:15] A power that other people don't?

[02:27:16] I do.

[02:27:17] I'm gifted.

[02:27:18] The Rotom...

[02:27:19] Altified house.

[02:27:20] Did you save him?

[02:27:21] Big ass?

[02:27:22] I do have him.

[02:27:23] Alright, and is that the most important skill?

[02:27:25] Absolutely, that's why I'm next to H.

[02:27:26] Is he the guy that can scope?

[02:27:27] That's the guy!

[02:27:28] He's the guy that can scope?

[02:27:29] He's up!

[02:27:30] I'm just going to open it up.

[02:27:31] Alright, I'll see you at the end.

[02:27:34] Yeah, I'll see you at the end.

[02:27:35] Alright.

[02:27:36] I'll be big asses, I guess.

[02:27:38] Guys, I don't want to see this group over here.

[02:27:44] This group.

[02:27:45] We're walking.

[02:27:46] We're walking.

[02:27:47] Back it up a little bit.

[02:27:48] Back it up a little bit.

[02:27:49] There's more room.

[02:27:50] Back it up.

[02:27:51] Back it up a little bit, there's no room.

[02:27:52] Back it up.

[02:27:53] Start out a little bit.

[02:27:55] That's part of the game, Martin.

[02:27:57] I have no place, ah!

[02:27:59] All right, are you guys ready?

[02:28:01] We're getting the chair set up.

[02:28:05] Danny Banz, where you at?

[02:28:07] You're still holding it down.

[02:28:09] You're still holding it down.

[02:28:10] All right, every team is still in.

[02:28:12] Every team can still win.

[02:28:17] Chad, are we ready?

[02:28:19] Are we ready?

[02:28:20] There are now 24 chairs.

[02:28:24] DJ Shake, whenever you're ready.

[02:28:27] Hands on your head!

[02:28:29] Go, go!

[02:28:30] Fuck!

[02:28:31] Fuck!

[02:28:32] Fuck!

[02:28:33] Fuck!

[02:28:34] Fuck!

[02:28:35] Fuck!

[02:28:36] Fuck!

[02:28:37] Jacey walks like a normal human.

[02:28:40] Why?

[02:28:41] We're walking!

[02:28:43] Jacey, we're walking!

[02:28:45] Jason, we're walking!

[02:28:47] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

[02:28:51] Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause!

[02:28:53] De-cute.

[02:28:54] De-cute.

[02:28:55] You're de-cuted, you said.

[02:28:56] You are de-cuted, you said.

[02:28:58] I don't get it.

[02:29:00] You're de-cuted, you said.

[02:29:02] If you sat on the chair before the music ended, you are out.

[02:29:06] Now, hey, guys, I would love to do honor system,

[02:29:10] but if you're gonna make my rest, go to the VOD, we will.

[02:29:13] That's part of the song!

[02:29:17] Did you see it?

[02:29:19] He said it's honest, just look through the bud.

[02:29:22] Alright, hold up! We got VAR!

[02:29:25] If you bud touched the chair, you're out.

[02:29:28] If you touch the chair, you are out!

[02:29:30] VAR!

[02:29:32] Oh, a lot of air touchers.

[02:29:35] Oh my, wait, hold that frame, hold that frame.

[02:29:39] Hold that frame.

[02:29:41] There can be a drop in his tall.

[02:29:43] Music has drops in it.

[02:29:45] All right, wait.

[02:29:46] Rewind me.

[02:29:47] I need a name.

[02:29:47] Everyone is out.

[02:29:49] Mahi'en is out.

[02:29:51] Joelle is out.

[02:29:52] Joelle, you are out.

[02:29:55] You see this one more time here.

[02:29:57] OK, Mr. Keem, you are out.

[02:30:01] Touching the chair, you are also out.

[02:30:05] Oh, that's a full sit.

[02:30:06] That is a full sit.

[02:30:08] I believe that is Lydia Violet who is out. Anyone up here?

[02:30:13] Yeah, we're moving, we're moving here.

[02:30:14] Okay, do we have them all?

[02:30:15] All right, your ass is out, bro.

[02:30:19] All right, I see literally both cheeks in the chair.

[02:30:22] You're out. What do you want from me?

[02:30:25] Oh. You're out. You're out.

[02:30:31] All right.

[02:30:33] Okay.

[02:30:35] I believe the rest of you are still in, I believe the rest of you are still in, we're going to remove some chairs.

[02:30:43] Hold up, hold up, hold up, Kiera, Kiera.

[02:30:47] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let me see it again.

[02:30:49] Whoa, whoa, rewind that, Kiera.

[02:30:52] Did you touch the chair there?

[02:30:54] That is a book!

[02:30:56] I see it coming!

[02:30:57] What do you mean?

[02:30:59] Kiera, Kiera!

[02:31:02] So right now there's still by the way no team that's been eliminated no team has been eliminated wait

[02:31:21] Hey, we're going to the next round that count it as a round

[02:31:25] So guys if you guys don't know if you never play musical chairs

[02:31:28] chairs. You can't sit when the music's still going. All right, that's the first roll. And

[02:31:33] then when the music stops, you sit. That's the second roll. Those are the two rolls of

[02:31:35] musical chairs. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. I need a replay. I believe we might

[02:31:47] have somebody who might have sat in a chair.

[02:31:57] Some claim to us, did you sit in the chair?

[02:32:00] I did.

[02:32:01] I like the honesty, and for that, you're out!

[02:32:05] Danny Banz.

[02:32:08] Danny, you are the last member of Team Mexico Alive.

[02:32:14] You can still win it for your team, but it's literally all on your shoulders.

[02:32:17] It's the only one but the one is Danny Banz.

[02:32:21] It's the only one but the one is Danny Banz.

[02:32:23] I love that.

[02:32:24] I think so.

[02:32:27] All right, guys.

[02:32:28] There are 20 chairs left.

[02:32:30] I know, but there's just three of them.

[02:32:32] Push up.

[02:32:33] Right out of it.

[02:32:34] There's some room over here.

[02:32:35] Yeah, push up.

[02:32:36] You can push up.

[02:32:37] Hey, let's get a little more room.

[02:32:40] All right, guys.

[02:32:41] Don't sit till the music's over.

[02:32:43] Hands on your head.

[02:32:44] We're going clockwise.

[02:32:46] Walk.

[02:32:47] None of this.

[02:32:48] None of this.

[02:32:50] We're walking.

[02:32:52] If you dance, that's okay. I like dancing.

[02:32:56] DJ Shake, hit it!

[02:33:02] We're walking.

[02:33:04] We're walking.

[02:33:07] I like to dance in.

[02:33:15] Keep walking.

[02:33:16] Keep walking.

[02:33:17] Jason, walk. Walk. Walk.

[02:33:19] Faster, walk!

[02:33:21] Little faster!

[02:33:23] Little faster!

[02:33:25] Keep moving, keep moving, we just slowed down the line.

[02:33:27] It's on you, you gotta keep moving!

[02:33:29] Keep walking!

[02:33:35] Keep moving, don't block!

[02:33:46] No!

[02:33:49] Danny is the only person eliminated.

[02:33:54] Danny, that means T-Mexico is going to get last place on this event.

[02:33:58] What?

[02:33:59] Yeah, you're the first team that's out.

[02:34:01] That's why I gave percent of that dumbass shit.

[02:34:04] There's only one and the one is Danny Banz.

[02:34:06] All right, you'll make it back now.

[02:34:07] You'll make it back.

[02:34:08] Give it up for Danny Banz and T-Mexico, everyone!

[02:34:19] you

[02:34:49] you

[02:35:19] you

[02:35:49] you

[02:36:19] you

[02:36:49] you

[02:37:19] There are only two people left for US, UK, alumni, France, and Canada, worldwide and

[02:37:35] all stars are currently meeting with three people.

[02:37:38] They're good?

[02:37:39] Who will vote?

[02:37:40] Who will vote for Brown?

[02:37:41] Who will vote for Brown?

[02:37:42] All right, guys.

[02:37:43] Hands on your head.

[02:37:44] We're staying counterclockwise.

[02:37:45] Hey!

[02:37:46] No slowing down.

[02:37:47] Normal walking.

[02:37:48] normal walking normal walking normal walking all right all right DJ

[02:37:59] Shake it

[02:38:29] No, it didn't stop at the last round.

[02:38:31] Man, the music didn't stop.

[02:38:32] You got baited.

[02:38:33] What a pretty sit!

[02:38:34] So here's the thing about music is it's more than just involving you.

[02:38:40] Sometimes it gets quieter and louder.

[02:38:43] I believe right there, guys.

[02:38:45] Give it up for our seventh place finisher.

[02:38:49] Team USA is out.

[02:38:50] Team USA has been eliminated.

[02:38:57] Well, I didn't sit down first.

[02:38:59] Yeah, but you sat down because someone else is an idiot.

[02:39:02] I do.

[02:39:03] If everybody else is on the bridge, are you going to jump off the bridge?

[02:39:06] No.

[02:39:07] So, if everybody else does a cheat, should you be allowed to do a cheat?

[02:39:11] I thought I would see him last place, because everybody's sat.

[02:39:13] And then the music cuts.

[02:39:14] Can you read one?

[02:39:15] The music really cuts.

[02:39:16] Yeah, you sat before it cut.

[02:39:17] I saw you.

[02:39:18] No, no, they sat.

[02:39:20] Then I'm like, what's going on?

[02:39:22] Wardrobe, I'm going to hear your concerns.

[02:39:24] I have good news for both of you all right. I agree that the music was still going and so

[02:39:42] You're both out and you can both enjoy the shade

[02:39:54] He's out.

[02:39:55] We're going to look at the review.

[02:39:58] We're going to look at the review.

[02:40:00] It's the one that whoever's last alive for their team.

[02:40:04] So it's just, if you are the last one alive to be played,

[02:40:07] but you have your first team, you're all team.

[02:40:10] Put it on the ball!

[02:40:11] It doesn't matter.

[02:40:12] It's like, no, it's first, second, third.

[02:40:14] So like, the first team eliminated,

[02:40:16] all the way was the next one.

[02:40:17] They got eighth, and as you say, they got seventh.

[02:40:19] Chad, am I missing anything?

[02:40:21] Oh, you would know about cheating.

[02:40:22] Well, no, I wouldn't shoot her.

[02:40:23] You can talk back.

[02:40:25] There are 11 people left.

[02:40:27] There are nine chairs left.

[02:40:30] Now, if I'm looking around, there are very few people

[02:40:34] for your time.

[02:40:36] See this chat?

[02:40:36] It's going to be CTE.

[02:40:42] So let's talk about this.

[02:40:45] Three people sit down, the music cuts, so then I sit down,

[02:40:49] and now I'm out.

[02:40:50] All right.

[02:40:52] So maybe they don't like me because maybe I'm too good I don't bro

[02:40:57] Everyone sits like three people sat and then the music fully cuts and then I said I'm like the fourth guy to sit

[02:41:03] Yep, and I'm out. Yeah, this is off of those rules. I should have been out in the first round

[02:41:07] Yep, there was everyone sitting next to me. Yeah, this is cheater. Oh

[02:41:11] My god, nice week dude our team's out. This is so dumb. We got it's seven

[02:41:15] I'm telling you everything's cheese right now. Everything is cheese. This is like kind of retarded excuse me

[02:41:19] Um, restarted, they should restart it.

[02:41:21] No, but this is what this is.

[02:41:23] This is the cheater game, so let's cheat more.

[02:41:25] Oh, do you know what I'm doing for the mile run, or the meter run?

[02:41:28] What?

[02:41:29] I'm gonna trip Joe off of that.

[02:41:30] That's dangerous.

[02:41:31] You might injure Joe and then get canceled.

[02:41:33] That's okay.

[02:41:34] What you should do is just start, like, obnoxiously early.

[02:41:36] Like, when they say ready, just start running.

[02:41:38] Oh, god, I'm gonna do that. Yeah, you're right.

[02:41:40] He's right. He's actually right. He's right.

[02:41:42] No, this is the Muda games, bro. I see it now.

[02:41:45] Ladies, this is the Muda games, right?

[02:41:47] Oh, no, it's the Muda games.

[02:41:48] I got it.

[02:41:49] Dude.

[02:41:50] Are you sure?

[02:41:53] So we have the VOD.

[02:41:54] Can I review the clip, at least?

[02:41:55] I swear the music cut and then I fact.

[02:41:57] Everything is bullshit.

[02:41:58] Because here's the thing, ladies, imagine you're playing three idiots sit down.

[02:42:03] I'm going to sit.

[02:42:04] Yeah, that's what happened last year.

[02:42:06] I'm never going to be the first guy to sit.

[02:42:07] That's why I got disqualified last year for the 100 meter dash.

[02:42:11] It's because two people went, so I went.

[02:42:14] Well, because then what happens, right?

[02:42:15] So let's say the music's rolling, people sit, okay.

[02:42:19] If I don't sit, the music's still rolling,

[02:42:21] so then what happens?

[02:42:22] Are we gonna stop and dequeue them first?

[02:42:25] This is just stupid.

[02:42:26] I'm gonna be honest, this is stupid.

[02:42:27] And it's not for charity, so fuck it, bro.

[02:42:29] This is dumb.

[02:42:30] This is dumb, bro.

[02:42:32] Like, I'll never be the first guy to sit,

[02:42:35] but I will be the fourth guy to sit.

[02:42:37] Like, it's the Muda games, bro.

[02:42:41] Dude, what's the next, what's the next event?

[02:42:43] The next is archery.

[02:42:44] Oh, we're right there.

[02:42:46] Wait, are you doing archery?

[02:42:48] OK, that's, I believe in you there.

[02:42:50] I believe.

[02:42:51] I'm excited for that.

[02:42:57] Maya was first.

[02:42:58] Yes.

[02:42:59] Yes.

[02:43:01] Let's go!

[02:43:02] Yes, Maya!

[02:43:03] Come on!

[02:43:04] Let's go!

[02:43:05] Imagine this.

[02:43:06] Imagine sitting next to a joil in this.

[02:43:07] Oh.

[02:43:08] It would be terrifying to die.

[02:43:09] Oh, is that what happened last year?

[02:43:10] Wait, he was.

[02:43:11] He ran at me at full speed.

[02:43:13] Oh, I saw that gliff.

[02:43:14] That clip had like 80 million views.

[02:43:16] I saw that.

[02:43:18] Yo, Maya!

[02:43:19] Shee!

[02:43:19] Wait, highbys, link me the clip.

[02:43:21] Hold on, hold on.

[02:43:23] I want to see this.

[02:43:25] Highbys, show me the clip.

[02:43:28] OK, so this is me getting knocked out.

[02:43:33] I've got every loads.

[02:43:35] This is me getting knocked out.

[02:43:40] Here are the loads.

[02:43:43] Hold on.

[02:43:44] Hi guys, the link's just buffering.

[02:43:48] The music does cut.

[02:43:50] Wait, the music does cut?

[02:43:53] Wait, does the, but does it cut before I say?

[02:43:59] Dude, Tyler, how'd you get out?

[02:44:00] Dude, I said it!

[02:44:01] There was an eight second pause!

[02:44:02] How are you not sitting down?

[02:44:04] Dude, that's what I'm saying.

[02:44:05] And then it largely makes no sense.

[02:44:06] You have fast reaction speed,

[02:44:07] you're gonna fucking sit down and go, wait.

[02:44:08] So the song intentionally had a pause in it.

[02:44:11] That pause, yes.

[02:44:12] And that's why you guys all sat.

[02:44:13] Because I was confused, no one around me was sitting.

[02:44:15] They were sitting over there, like where you guys were.

[02:44:17] So then three of you guys said, I'm like,

[02:44:19] all right, I have to sit now.

[02:44:20] And the music's gone by this point.

[02:44:22] And then I'm out.

[02:44:23] A lot of people's like grabbing my arm, like, you're out.

[02:44:25] I'm like, what just happened?

[02:44:26] Dude, it was like a huge pause.

[02:44:28] Everybody should have sat.

[02:44:29] But these people are just chatting streamers.

[02:44:31] So they have no reactions, right?

[02:44:32] They're like, A, they're like, fucking.

[02:44:34] We were the two best people.

[02:44:35] I was saying, fast reactions, we're gonna sit in here.

[02:44:39] This is evil games, yeah.

[02:44:41] I guess we'll watch this.

[02:44:46] You gotta be right behind, you gotta be behind, you gotta be behind the red, all the way behind the red, red line.

[02:44:54] Yup.

[02:45:00] Whoa, take it easy man. I'm behind the line. I just shit myself.

[02:45:06] I'll walk back there

[02:45:10] Chad you guys remember the dragon Josh episode whoa, just take it easy

[02:45:17] Yeah, this is evil games, bro, I'm just gonna keep it up. This is evil games fuck this shit

[02:45:23] Wait look at soil dude. Hey spoiler alert soil is gonna win like

[02:45:31] If the soil's in front of me, I'm literally shitting bricks

[02:45:36] All right, guys.

[02:45:38] All right, we got Jason.

[02:45:41] Who's left?

[02:45:42] Zoyle?

[02:45:45] God damn.

[02:45:46] Me and Tyler got out?

[02:45:48] So, wait, we got second to last place.

[02:45:51] Dude, we were in first place after like three rounds.

[02:45:54] We had everyone alive after like three rounds.

[02:45:57] Two people from the U.S. fighting kingdom.

[02:46:01] Yo, Chad, I'm going to be honest.

[02:46:03] In my like in my brain dead like for how I got out

[02:46:06] I feel like the way I got out was like the cringiest way to get in my brain dead

[02:46:14] Go to Joe dude, I don't think Joe's in a good mood right now. He has to rerun the honor meter. I would rather

[02:46:25] Yeah, you you follow the pack, but yeah, it's like dude because no one in front of me was sitting

[02:46:31] No one close to me was sitting four people sit and that part of the song apparently cut

[02:46:37] Should that be a

[02:46:43] No one's getting close to the oil

[02:46:48] No one is even getting close

[02:46:53] Well, it's always gonna injure someone

[02:46:58] No one is even close to the oil

[02:47:01] All right!

[02:47:02] See, that's just bad R&G.

[02:47:11] Musical chairs is R&G.

[02:47:13] She never had a chance.

[02:47:15] Dude, and then they're like, you're walking too slow.

[02:47:20] The ref's like, you're walking too slow.

[02:47:22] And then there's someone in front of me doing this.

[02:47:24] Like, yeah, I'm walking slow because if I walk fast, I'm going to run into someone.

[02:47:29] This is bullshit!

[02:47:32] You're walking together!

[02:47:33] There's a human in front of me!

[02:47:34] I can't go any slower!

[02:47:38] Dude, I kinda wanna see this.

[02:47:40] Zoil... it's Zoi...

[02:47:42] Okay.

[02:47:43] If Zoil loses, I'd be shocked.

[02:47:46] Bro, oh my god!

[02:47:51] You were walking slow to be fair.

[02:47:53] Chat, I'm not gonna walk fast, but like...

[02:47:56] The peep... like, yes, I was walking slow.

[02:47:58] I'm trying to win!

[02:47:59] Oh here we go.

[02:48:00] So it's four cups to three.

[02:48:09] Dude, that hurt our team so much.

[02:48:15] That's terrible.

[02:48:20] Do you see what I'm saying?

[02:48:22] That is bullshit.

[02:48:24] Do you see what I'm saying?

[02:48:26] They just do a fucking bass drop.

[02:48:28] Am I supposed to not stop?

[02:48:35] That is the dumbest shit I've ever...

[02:48:39] Dude, a bass drop doesn't make it better. It just makes it dumb.

[02:48:47] Dude, it's not a skill issue. I've never heard these songs in my life. When the music stops, I'm gonna drop.

[02:48:58] to the winner of Musical Chairs, Zoyle!

[02:49:02] Zoyle won Musical Chairs.

[02:49:05] What a shock.

[02:49:06] What a shock.

[02:49:08] What's the next event?

[02:49:17] Yo, Tyler.

[02:49:19] Tyler, we got second to last place.

[02:49:22] Oh, I should be on sugar.

[02:49:23] I don't understand.

[02:49:25] We were, we were, we had the most survivors.

[02:49:27] I know and it's just fucking and we were spread out like like even right there soil. I'm gonna find everybody by the way

[02:49:32] I don't care. I'm thinking about you know you think I could convince water stands to give Enzo one me too for the hundred and everybody else just reruns

[02:49:40] I think they're already past

[02:49:43] No, they're really good. I thought they're running at a half time. We have to all run it again right now.

[02:49:48] Well you cooked anyway. I'm cooking anyway, but I'm saying why do I have to run it again?

[02:49:51] I think it's I think it's I think I guess I promise you got a shot first you actually cook yeah

[02:49:56] But actually I need them I need them a lot. We were honking it. I was catching up near the end

[02:50:01] Yeah, let's start with that. I was saying if that was like 200 meters like I think you would win

[02:50:05] You were yeah

[02:50:09] But I don't know I mean dude, I don't know that we're doing base drops on this. That doesn't make sense

[02:50:14] I'm a bitch. I don't make sense. Yeah, because well, we're that it casually just

[02:50:18] Like yeah, how do you not go for yet? So you get punished for having a fast reaction test

[02:50:22] So it's derogatory to gamers.

[02:50:24] Yeah, this house is real, just one literally.

[02:50:26] The beat dropped like that, and he literally was looking for a chair.

[02:50:29] He just reacted too late.

[02:50:30] So if your reaction time is fast, you lose.

[02:50:32] Well, it was funny because it's bass drop.

[02:50:35] Oh, back to music, and I'm already sitting like, yes, dude.

[02:50:38] In the beginning, I got a little violent in Mr. Keemow,

[02:50:41] because there was a pause in the music,

[02:50:43] and I was first to go like this,

[02:50:45] and they both just sat at the chairs,

[02:50:47] but I didn't sit, and then they just got out.

[02:50:49] And they were looking at me like,

[02:50:50] I was like, I didn't sit in the chair, so you'd have been out if it was legit. No. Well, yeah, no, because I had a chair

[02:50:57] That was still next to me. I just never sat. Oh, so they saw me lunch and they both just immediately

[02:51:03] That's it

[02:51:08] I think they're fighting for second. They're fighting for second. It's kind of like points

[02:51:20] Little fast, little fast, little fast, little fast, little fast.

[02:51:25] See, everybody just stalls down in front of the chair.

[02:51:27] Fast, fast, fast, way faster, way faster.

[02:51:30] Faster.

[02:51:31] Where's the base job now?

[02:51:34] I'm nervous.

[02:51:36] I'm nervous.

[02:51:37] I'm nervous.

[02:51:39] I'm going to win.

[02:51:40] Okay.

[02:51:41] Okay.

[02:51:42] Let's put him down.

[02:51:43] Okay.

[02:51:44] I'm so nervous.

[02:51:45] Okay.

[02:51:46] Okay.

[02:51:47] Okay.

[02:51:48] Okay.

[02:51:49] Okay.

[02:51:50] Maya did it. Wow. Aura. That was like no look.

[02:51:59] That was a no-look fadeaway. Hey Joe.

[02:52:07] Hey Joe. What about his next? Probably volleyball. Well I don't know. They just

[02:52:13] did a team event. It might be a flip flop. Well maybe paper airplane.

[02:52:17] I'm not sure you're paper airplane now, because on musical chairs I think it's supposed to be later.

[02:52:22] Yeah, it's all out of order.

[02:52:24] Dude, I don't know, man. I'm like, exhausted.

[02:52:28] Like we're in like, fifth place on that, sixth place on that?

[02:52:31] No, we're in like, seventh place.

[02:52:34] But you got second.

[02:52:35] They're rerunning now.

[02:52:37] Oh, so we're literally in second, but you're guaranteed to get second or first to rerun that again.

[02:52:42] It's like, you guys were like miles ahead of me.

[02:52:44] Yeah.

[02:52:47] Oh my god, that was the dumbest like the bass drop was just

[02:52:51] Yeah, should we just pin like a melody?

[02:52:54] Yeah, just noise and then noise ends noise noise ends

[02:52:59] Oh brother

[02:53:03] I'm not coping it's just like why are we doing paste drops?

[02:53:17] I hit a plane.

[02:53:22] You hit a plane?

[02:53:23] Yeah, on the way down. Skydiving.

[02:53:25] We just hit each other. I bunched it off.

[02:53:28] You should see the plane, bro.

[02:53:30] You hit a plane?

[02:53:31] Yeah, on the way down.

[02:53:32] What's skydiving?

[02:53:33] Skydiving.

[02:53:34] I'm a tank. I've got metal implants everywhere in my door.

[02:53:38] I hope you're all right, man.

[02:53:40] I'm great. I'm better than you.

[02:53:41] I feel like I'm healthier than you right now.

[02:53:43] How do you know how healthy?

[02:53:45] I don't know, because I've seen you run, I was like, you know, I think I could beat you in a race.

[02:53:52] You would beat me in a race right now.

[02:53:54] Right now, let's go right now. You think I'm playing? Let's go right now.

[02:53:57] So you want to race?

[02:53:58] Watch this, we need...

[02:54:01] You ain't got tricks like that, huh? Tell me if you got tricks like that.

[02:54:04] I mean, unless there's like a rocket tied to this, I would win instantly.

[02:54:07] It's all in the mind now.

[02:54:09] I don't think it is. Bro, a race?

[02:54:11] A beat rate.

[02:54:12] Like a hell?

[02:54:13] I'll just beat rate.

[02:54:14] Dude, are you okay?

[02:54:18] Sir, I don't think you're great

[02:54:23] So what do you do you fuck up the plane though?

[02:54:28] I mean bro we could race

[02:54:44] So whoa, okay.

[02:54:47] Where do you want to race to bro? Are you sure you want to race?

[02:54:49] Bro?

[02:54:50] Of course it is.

[02:54:51] We're starting here.

[02:54:52] To the bump, like just before the bump.

[02:54:54] Okay.

[02:54:55] And I'll beat you.

[02:54:56] Okay.

[02:54:57] Guarantee.

[02:54:58] Okay.

[02:54:59] You told me you're gonna be a great team.

[02:55:03] Dude, I don't think you can win.

[02:55:05] Are you ready?

[02:55:06] Because you're half of the race.

[02:55:07] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:55:08] Right now, talk to me.

[02:55:09] We need...

[02:55:10] Alright.

[02:55:11] You want to like count down?

[02:55:12] Where are we going to, dude?

[02:55:13] Where are we going the black line

[02:55:35] Cheers, bro, you use a boat. I know I know you use them in aim aim bar. No use a boat. Oh, yeah

[02:55:42] Yeah, yeah, oh you use able yes, no, I'm quick

[02:55:50] What the fuck

[02:56:06] Are you good right now is only mine is one in the mind yeah, oh there we go

[02:56:12] Let's go. He's holding the mic.

[02:56:14] No, Dinksy, Dinksy.

[02:56:15] Dinksy needs to help me.

[02:56:16] You strong?

[02:56:17] Yeah.

[02:56:18] Oh my God, of course.

[02:56:20] Are you okay?

[02:56:21] Hold the wheel, chap.

[02:56:22] I am.

[02:56:23] Yeah.

[02:56:24] Okay, three, two, one.

[02:56:28] Oh, I'm sorry.

[02:56:29] You're happy.

[02:56:30] I'm good, bro.

[02:56:31] I'm glad you're good, because I love you.

[02:56:33] Bro, you might be like the coolest person I've ever met, bro.

[02:56:36] How injured?

[02:56:37] You're injured, but you're happy, bro.

[02:56:40] I'm great man, I'm high on life.

[02:56:43] I'm happy.

[02:56:43] How'd Ron do that to you, bro?

[02:56:44] Ron is the evil guy, I'm gonna get him.

[02:56:47] Dude, you gotta sneak up on him though,

[02:56:49] cause you're not like fast right now.

[02:56:54] Ron, I'm back, I'm gonna get him.

[02:56:57] What's wrong with you?

[02:56:58] Yo, this is a rocket league, buddy.

[02:57:00] Run the move, run the move.

[02:57:02] He has no term right here.

[02:57:04] Oh my God, he's talking.

[02:57:05] How you talking?

[02:57:06] This guy's got no term.

[02:57:06] How's he talking to you?

[02:57:08] Get him.

[02:57:09] This guy's sticking the fucking head, bro.

[02:57:12] What's he dodging me?

[02:57:14] Oh my god.

[02:57:16] What's wrong with you?

[02:57:18] He's fixing it up.

[02:57:20] He's going to fucking rock it.

[02:57:22] Please, buddy.

[02:57:24] Run him over. Run him over.

[02:57:26] Oh, fuck, man.

[02:57:28] This guy's sick.

[02:57:30] I'm getting him.

[02:57:32] He's going for it.

[02:57:34] Hey bro, best of luck. Best of luck, man, to you too.

[02:57:40] Save travels, bro. Get well soon.

[02:57:42] Yeah.

[02:57:43] Oh, shit, I should be saying that to myself, innit?

[02:57:45] Get well. Yeah.

[02:57:47] For the help and for the love.

[02:57:50] I've got to do something, bro.

[02:57:52] Now, trust me. Help me get Ronaldo if you can.

[02:57:55] Yeah.

[02:57:56] Would you set him up?

[02:57:57] Okay.

[02:57:58] I will bring it all out on me and stand up and above.

[02:58:01] Get him.

[02:58:02] All right.

[02:58:03] Let's do it. One, two, three.

[02:58:06] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[02:58:09] Bro, you need to go to a hospital, bro.

[02:58:11] The hospital's kind of saved me because, you know, why?

[02:58:14] It's all in the mind.

[02:58:16] No pain, no gain.

[02:58:18] Alright, bro.

[02:58:19] Take care.

[02:58:22] What in the fuck?

[02:58:24] That's the most interesting human I've ever met in my life.

[02:58:29] It's all in the mind.

[02:58:31] And why did Ron almost kill him dude? This is evil to ask games, bro

[02:58:42] But I can't tell you what it is. What is it? Tell me I have a site. It's cool. It's cool. You'll like it

[02:58:46] What is it?

[02:58:48] That's it. I got it's red dad. I went to like the gray question mark. Oh

[02:58:53] You didn't play red dad

[02:58:55] Oh, and Fortnite terms. New season and the POIs blocked off, and it's a grey question mark.

[02:59:01] More of just a side quest, bro. Like in GTA, I went to the question mark.

[02:59:05] GTA story.

[02:59:07] With you, bro. Did you just play Fortnite for 20 years?

[02:59:10] Yeah.

[02:59:11] Did you play anything else?

[02:59:13] Call of Duty, Minecraft, Skate 3.

[02:59:16] I played Wii, played Pokemon. What did you play?

[02:59:21] Like, janksy?

[02:59:23] Um, yeah.

[02:59:25] Congratulations.

[02:59:26] Burnhead, what did you go?

[02:59:27] You need stomping for this event?

[02:59:29] Am I right?

[02:59:30] It's good.

[02:59:31] It's good.

[02:59:32] That guy's losing.

[02:59:35] Yo.

[02:59:36] Oh my god, bro.

[02:59:40] Dude, so what is the next event, chat?

[02:59:43] Dude, what is the next event?

[02:59:46] Yo, I feel like every time I do a tournament

[02:59:48] or a competition, and you guys can say I'm coping,

[02:59:50] really care I'm not getting rage baited today that's why I'm not even reading chat

[02:59:53] every time I do a tournament or an event I always lose to some bullshit like

[02:59:59] we're gonna do musical chairs but then we're gonna do random bass drops nine

[03:00:05] times and then oh if you're the fifth guy to sit down you're out you're out

[03:00:13] like I'm dying bro how do you serve in volleyball I think everybody has to serve

[03:00:20] it's like rotations.

[03:00:21] I love your T-Series!

[03:00:24] Chad, is the next method... I'm not coping, that's the thing.

[03:00:27] Objectively, it's a badly designed game.

[03:00:31] If you're gonna do musical chairs and have fucking audio cutting.

[03:00:47] Field is empty? Yes, bro.

[03:00:49] The field is empty right now.

[03:00:53] It's like everybody's kind of like huddling, bro.

[03:00:57] Oh, look at that. We're in almost dead last.

[03:01:00] Alright. We're in almost dead last.

[03:01:03] Okay.

[03:01:06] Look at this, bro.

[03:01:19] I just got framebogged.

[03:01:24] What's going on over here?

[03:01:29] Why is everybody over here?

[03:01:31] Is it like interviews?

[03:01:33] Oh, it's about to start.

[03:01:36] Ooh.

[03:01:39] Which way are they throwing it?

[03:01:42] That way?

[03:01:44] Okay, it's about to start.

[03:02:07] Take bird planes.

[03:02:08] Yana needs to clutch up, all right?

[03:02:11] just like lock in and like cheer on Yana bro. Oh sorry. We're in second to last

[03:02:18] place but it's all good. 100 meter if we rerun it Joe's gonna get second so

[03:02:23] that's free points. We're chillin bro. You can probably swap it if you want.

[03:02:29] What's up? Good.

[03:02:33] Dude I actually feel a little pissed. I feel like it's the Muta games. Muta games

[03:02:39] I'm seeing it bro. This is just the mood again. I'm gonna start some drama. What's going on?

[03:02:43] I mean, what should we do? We're doing musical chairs with bass drops

[03:02:48] Is that on my ear? We're doing musical chairs with bass drops. That's crazy

[03:02:52] like

[03:02:54] Do you agree or disagree that's French? Yeah, bass drops is a bit like cheating, you know, but war drugs

[03:02:59] She's heavy having a good time. That's all that matters, you know

[03:03:02] Is that kind of case that the runner of the musical chairs won because of the others got DQ'd?

[03:03:06] Dude, that's actually wild.

[03:03:08] Wait, are you serious?

[03:03:10] Yeah, you don't want to see end.

[03:03:11] Zoya won because of all the three.

[03:03:13] I guess they got D2'd at the same time.

[03:03:14] For what?

[03:03:15] Because it was like a mini beat draw.

[03:03:17] Everyone goes to the city except Zoya,

[03:03:19] because Zoya couldn't find a chariot, and then he just wins.

[03:03:22] So because he was out of position, he won.

[03:03:24] All right.

[03:03:25] There it is.

[03:03:27] Yeah, I don't know, bro.

[03:03:29] This shit's the mood against.

[03:03:30] Yo, what event are you doing?

[03:03:31] Tuber toss?

[03:03:33] Just cheat.

[03:03:33] No, start cheating.

[03:03:34] You planned.

[03:03:35] You just cheat.

[03:03:36] Nah, I'm doing a goalie, doing penalties.

[03:03:39] Oh, brother.

[03:03:40] Brother.

[03:03:41] I'm the goalie.

[03:03:43] You've never played goalie in your life.

[03:03:44] You're undersized.

[03:03:45] You're not tall.

[03:03:46] I'll tell you, 5'7"?

[03:03:47] What did you do?

[03:03:48] What did you do?

[03:03:49] Did you do anything here?

[03:03:50] You're dating race.

[03:03:50] My event is tomorrow.

[03:03:52] You didn't do anything on magical chairs?

[03:03:54] In magical chairs.

[03:03:56] And, well, were you going to be shooting pens?

[03:03:59] Yes.

[03:04:00] Bro, tomorrow I'm going to be shooting pens on you.

[03:04:03] Yeah, and I'm going to be, bro.

[03:04:05] a bit. Now what? You'll save my pen tomorrow?

[03:04:09] Yo, is it a mess to the king of pen with these shots?

[03:04:12] Yeah, they call them pessies. Yeah, so that means you should be able to destroy this.

[03:04:16] How can such a channel even mess you? Dude, Ronaldo takes more pens than Messi,

[03:04:21] bro. But who's talking about Ronaldo? If pens didn't exist, Messi would have

[03:04:25] more goals than Ronaldo in the best games. You have no one talking about Ronaldo.

[03:04:29] You were the embodiment of a pessie. It's actually embarrassing. Yo, bro, tomorrow, save

[03:04:34] My pen let's put about a hundred subs. Oh, I knew you were better

[03:04:43] If you save if you if you score a goal on me

[03:04:47] You could take my asshole. That's how confident I am. I'm gonna save your pen. I'll just take the hundred subs now

[03:04:54] Let's do a hundred subs first pen. I don't like to get I don't like to get

[03:04:58] Like

[03:05:03] Brother what they're saying deal half of them

[03:05:10] Jason you play lead right? What's your p-rank?

[03:05:15] Uh, what role I was a mid laner I was a

[03:05:22] Ribbon the blonde girl black and blonde like yeah with a green sword

[03:05:26] It's written here white. Yeah, it's like my but no place ever in the world

[03:05:32] So you're good at me

[03:05:35] But I was also a little bit

[03:05:39] Like I'm gonna pass you like is that one of your buzzwords larp like you

[03:05:44] Biggest lot for a full time bro. You just started talking about messy this year

[03:05:51] No, bro, you started tweeting about messy the greatest this year the world cup type

[03:05:56] What am I going to tweet about him winning the MLS?

[03:05:58] Yes, well you are messy one MLS if you are messy fan you will be cheering on messy any team he goes on

[03:06:04] But no, oh Argentina blah blah blah, bro. I love I love the Lord

[03:06:09] Hey, who do you think's winning paper airplane, bro?

[03:06:15] What is the subject change bro, I was number 10 when I was 8 I

[03:06:20] Have you want to show you the video? Oh my god, we get it. You're a pesty fan

[03:06:24] So you just said I'm larbing so my Pessi fan or my largher Pessi fan

[03:06:28] Pessi doesn't exist

[03:06:31] You know I'm dress messy the greatest footballer and possibly athlete about FIFA president tried to bring the World Cup for Argentina

[03:06:37] And they still lost

[03:06:46] Bro because the problem is propaganda and you're a sheep, bro. It's all good

[03:06:50] I'm not a sheep, bro. I'm not a sheep.

[03:06:51] 2022, everybody was excited.

[03:06:53] That was Messi's first world cup win,

[03:06:54] and it was whole set.

[03:06:55] Now, 2026 rolls around, and the propaganda switch is...

[03:06:57] No, there's no propaganda.

[03:06:59] Have a mind of your own, bro.

[03:07:00] I do. I do have a mind of my own, bro.

[03:07:02] And I see Messi, and I also see a wall.

[03:07:04] Dude, you watch Messi.

[03:07:06] Yo, do you even know what that was?

[03:07:09] In 2013, Barcelona went to Israel and Gaza

[03:07:13] as like a peace relief.

[03:07:14] But everybody looks at that picture.

[03:07:17] Like, dude, do your research, bro.

[03:07:18] Listen, bro, all I know is LaMigna Maul is baby goat,

[03:07:22] and he's taking Messi's ring.

[03:07:24] LaMigna Maul is a great player,

[03:07:26] but he's not going to surpass Messi.

[03:07:27] Do you want to know why?

[03:07:29] Yeah, we're talking football, bro.

[03:07:30] This guy's largely Messi again.

[03:07:31] Do you belong to him?

[03:07:32] Oh, yeah, he's from England.

[03:07:35] Wait, what are you talking about, Messi?

[03:07:36] They basically gave him a win in the first place.

[03:07:38] Also, bro, you don't have more ball knowledge and speed.

[03:07:40] Speed has the ball knowledge, but he's messed up, bro.

[03:07:42] Like, speed is the speed of a Ronaldo fan.

[03:07:46] Yeah, for four years, bro, great.

[03:07:49] Bro, I'm gonna be honest, Messi was giving out, man.

[03:07:50] He had the easiest part in the whole time.

[03:07:52] Easiest part.

[03:07:53] I guess Algeria is even making past quarters,

[03:07:56] or Jordan, or who else did he play?

[03:07:59] And he's lucky that two players on my team

[03:08:00] could be part of the bus, and we gave them there.

[03:08:02] That's what I'm saying, bro.

[03:08:04] The real final was for third place.

[03:08:06] England versus France, exactly.

[03:08:08] England versus France.

[03:08:10] That was an incredible game.

[03:08:10] There was 10 goals, and people were jogging

[03:08:12] like 30 minutes.

[03:08:13] No, bro.

[03:08:14] tangles in that

[03:08:16] that's what we want to see

[03:08:18] um so we're gonna go to the Euro games

[03:08:20] oh my god wait yes

[03:08:22] wait wait it's going

[03:08:24] oh you can swap it

[03:08:26] it's like we have a small screen

[03:08:28] oh oh

[03:08:30] I think high-fives needed me

[03:08:32] okay

[03:08:36] yeah it's just all rage mate

[03:08:38] Messi's path to the finals was easy because

[03:08:40] Portugal didn't top their group

[03:08:42] group because they drew Congo wait what what direction are they throwing it

[03:08:52] Hey, I'm a good like right here.

[03:08:55] Where's the money?

[03:08:56] Oh, yes.

[03:08:58] Where's the money?

[03:09:00] Oh, here.

[03:09:02] Over here.

[03:09:04] Come on, Yana.

[03:09:07] We need Yana to clutch up.

[03:09:10] Come on, Yana.

[03:09:11] I think it is there.

[03:09:13] You don't want to do it.

[03:09:15] That is so cool.

[03:09:16] She's doing some locked in thing with a rotor.

[03:09:19] Come on, Yana.

[03:09:20] We need Yana to clutch up she sounded confident like she was pumped to do paper

[03:09:26] Come on Yana

[03:09:31] I don't know why this is so intense. Oh, they get five minutes to build it so they get five minutes

[03:09:38] We need Yana to get like top three top three and we're chilling literally because we're

[03:09:52] already way behind because but we'll be fine apparently they're gonna they're gonna reset

[03:09:59] the um

[03:10:02] Apparently they're gonna reset the 100 meter dash at halftime

[03:10:07] Dude they have two minutes. No one has completed a paper airplane yet

[03:10:17] Come on, yana

[03:10:20] Dude i'm actually getting like sunburn. I gotta go outside more

[03:10:24] Two minutes

[03:10:26] Bro, oh, by the way, to give you guys some lore,

[03:10:29] before we started, QT Cinderella was throwing airplanes.

[03:10:33] They were flying.

[03:10:35] Like, she would, I think she's gonna win.

[03:10:37] That's my prediction.

[03:10:38] They were flying.

[03:10:42] Come on, Yana, please clutch this.

[03:10:46] We just need top three and we're chilling.

[03:10:53] Dude, all my events are tomorrow.

[03:10:56] Jinxie check grand finals. Oh, I want to ask who's doing good in fortnight right now

[03:11:05] Who's winning

[03:11:07] Higgs, Curve and Higgs are in first.

[03:11:28] Wait, what place is, what place is Clicksand?

[03:11:33] What place is Clixson? Clixson's in 14th?

[03:11:45] Bawr right. Wait, what about Peter? What place is Peter in?

[03:11:49] Clixson's in 14th bro? Gigi bro.

[03:11:59] They're gonna throw it in a minute.

[03:12:03] I guess we could go over there, right?

[03:12:08] What's shady?

[03:12:10] That TV, I want to see what's happening.

[03:12:16] We go, we go up by this TV here.

[03:12:21] Yeah, we do what you want to do.

[03:12:23] Dude, they're throwing it in 30 seconds.

[03:12:29] 30 seconds!

[03:12:31] We need Yana to like dial in.

[03:12:33] Your hands have to be up with a time of zero.

[03:12:37] If you do anything more to your panther, you will be qualified.

[03:12:42] You can put your finger here, put your hands in the air.

[03:12:46] 30 seconds.

[03:12:48] Alright, you're on control.

[03:12:50] Wait, Yana's like practicing.

[03:12:52] Yana's practicing. I think that's good.

[03:12:54] Seven, six, five.

[03:12:56] Come on, come on, come on, Yana.

[03:12:58] Come on.

[03:13:04] Come on, Yana.

[03:13:08] Jovemigana to clutch.

[03:13:10] I think the streams delayed like the the main broadcast and me I think it's like

[03:13:29] time 15 seconds. Oh my God, it's one at a time.

[03:13:39] It's one at a time. But it was wind winds picking up. This is

[03:13:44] such bad.

[03:13:48] Wind is literally picking up right now.

[03:13:55] Okay, the wind, the wind, the wind's going. I actually feel so

[03:13:57] bad.

[03:13:59] Not bad.

[03:14:01] Bro, not bad.

[03:14:03] Congrats on 11 million.

[03:14:05] Did I hit 11 million?

[03:14:07] Hey, you could do full camera.

[03:14:09] Yeah, just full behind with the T.

[03:14:11] Oh, John is going. John is going.

[03:14:13] Oh, John is going.

[03:14:15] Oh, John is going.

[03:14:17] Oh, John is going.

[03:14:19] Oh, John is going.

[03:14:21] Oh, John is going.

[03:14:23] Oh, John is going.

[03:14:25] Oh, John is going.

[03:14:27] Yana's going! Yana's going!

[03:14:29] All right, Yana!

[03:14:31] I don't think I had 11 mil. I don't think so.

[03:14:35] Come on, Yana.

[03:14:37] Show the TV if you can.

[03:14:41] We need Yana to clutch, bro.

[03:14:43] The wind stopped. The wind stopped.

[03:14:45] Come on, Yana.

[03:14:53] Pretty good. Pretty good.

[03:14:57] Wait, hi guys.

[03:15:02] Hi guys, nevermind, switch back, nevermind.

[03:15:09] Dude, I, yeah, the main feed.

[03:15:12] I think, I think Yana did pretty good, I think.

[03:15:15] No, I mean this is just a long, long, long, slow, slow, slow.

[03:15:19] No, this is just a long, long, slow, slow, slow, slow.

[03:15:21] I'm just gonna let that happen.

[03:15:23] I don't go for shit to tables.

[03:15:25] I'm gonna get extra first USA.

[03:15:28] Oh, agent?

[03:15:29] OK, agent did bad, that's good.

[03:15:31] Agent did terrible.

[03:15:38] Wait, they get two bros?

[03:15:39] Two bros.

[03:15:41] Oh, god, Yana did.

[03:15:44] I got behind Benji.

[03:15:45] Bro.

[03:16:01] Okay.

[03:16:06] Agent did bad.

[03:16:14] Our marker fell over.

[03:16:31] Alright, Yana's in second right now, not bad.

[03:16:35] Bro, Benji went four.

[03:16:44] Do you like any of these?

[03:16:45] Yes.

[03:16:46] When you got them out, it was tough.

[03:16:47] To Texas?

[03:16:48] Yep.

[03:16:49] It's just, I'd love to, but I don't travel it.

[03:16:52] But I will.

[03:16:52] I will.

[03:16:53] One day.

[03:16:53] Is it in Houston or Austin?

[03:16:57] Austin?

[03:16:58] OK.

[03:16:59] Yeah, the last time I was in Texas

[03:17:00] was like two years ago to see Skat.

[03:17:01] It's like a long time ago.

[03:17:03] Yeah.

[03:17:03] I like my Skat.

[03:17:04] Yeah.

[03:17:05] It looks cool, though.

[03:17:06] Joe went the other day, right?

[03:17:07] Or no?

[03:17:08] Joe, he funnored for us.

[03:17:09] He's gonna come out like I'm telling him.

[03:17:10] Hell yeah.

[03:17:11] I will go, I swear.

[03:17:12] I promise.

[03:17:13] I love him.

[03:17:13] It seems like it's cool too. How long have you been working on that?

[03:17:17] Hi guys, I found a 20-25 but I started as a keeper in 2017.

[03:17:22] Wow. So it's been going five years and you just keep building it up?

[03:17:26] It's like keeping it alive.

[03:17:28] How many animals are there like now?

[03:17:31] Like 40, not including bugs.

[03:17:35] And it's all like endangered species?

[03:17:38] We have so many endangered species they're all rescued.

[03:17:40] So we rescue animals and then we teach people about them online.

[03:17:43] And we're not open to the public, but people watch them through these cameras, and I do like the...

[03:17:47] ...collapse.

[03:17:48] Damn, that was really good.

[03:17:50] Who threw it?

[03:17:52] Uh, Chiara, Chiara.

[03:17:54] Yeah, that did pretty good.

[03:17:56] There's a wave, he's so normal.

[03:17:59] Wait, wait, I'm normal?

[03:18:00] Oh, yeah.

[03:18:02] When I'm not playing games, I'm pretty normal.

[03:18:04] It's kind of normal.

[03:18:05] Look at how cute he's going. Here she goes, here she goes, here she goes.

[03:18:07] She has a wind fly, bro. She's so sweaty.

[03:18:10] Oh, I said she was gonna be the best one in the

[03:18:14] Okay, okay. Oh, no

[03:18:18] In the warm-up she was like flinging them they were going far

[03:18:22] This morning she was in the driveway for 30 minutes by herself throwing airplanes

[03:18:27] Wait, she was this morning this morning

[03:18:29] She was practicing and throwing them and then marking the ground with tape to see how far she was getting

[03:18:33] Oh, so she actually really wants to yeah, she's really she's really locked in

[03:18:37] She made ten different planes to figure out the most like efficient one. Wow

[03:18:42] Yeah, I saw her warming up and like everyone was throwing it and then hers like flew past me

[03:18:52] I'm I'm doing no events solo till tomorrow

[03:18:56] I'm doing half and half with Joe and then I'm doing goalkeeper for the penalty shootout. We still last event. Oh

[03:19:03] That one's hard that one's hard

[03:19:05] Fat

[03:19:07] Benji through it far. Oh my god

[03:19:12] Okay, so we're in third right now

[03:19:15] Is it two throws or one throw I think

[03:19:20] Agents like dotted so

[03:19:29] Look at the gap between first and second

[03:19:35] Hi guys. Hi, it's James. It's Chad. I'm Maya.

[03:19:44] I think most of them know you. Hi, I'm Maya. Nice to meet you.

[03:19:47] Do you guys have animals?

[03:19:49] So, when you stream, is it normally just there?

[03:19:52] I stream a lot, but I do a lot of shit, too.

[03:19:55] How much have you raised over, like, five years for that place? Or do you even know?

[03:19:58] We raised, like, seven and a half million in 2019.

[03:20:02] Well, I've reached 700 million for conservation causes all over the globe since 1990.

[03:20:08] Holy fuck.

[03:20:11] Wait, Benji again?

[03:20:14] Okay, that was insane.

[03:20:16] He somehow beat that.

[03:20:19] Okay, so what were you saying again?

[03:20:20] Since 2019, you've reached...

[03:20:21] Since 2019, yeah, I've reached about a closer to 8 million for conservation causes.

[03:20:26] I'm streaming.

[03:20:27] Good God, that's insane.

[03:20:29] Yeah, I've been, you know, on the ground.

[03:20:31] What's like the largest donation you've ever gotten to Alvias?

[03:20:36] Um, single donation. Uh, Jacksepticeye maybe?

[03:20:40] Jacksepticeye?

[03:20:41] Or a Ludwig Hisponry?

[03:20:42] But like an individual donation, yeah, Jacksepticeye donated 100k.

[03:20:45] Oh my god.

[03:20:46] No, it was nuts.

[03:20:47] It was nuts.

[03:20:48] Why, you want to talk to it?

[03:20:49] I don't know.

[03:20:50] I'm kidding.

[03:20:51] No, but I will definitely go there.

[03:20:53] That sounds fun.

[03:20:54] Oh, Yana's going.

[03:20:56] Okay.

[03:20:57] I need Yana to like, wing this.

[03:20:59] She's doing good though. She's already like top three.

[03:21:07] Come on, Yana. She's throwing it. Oh, oh, oh.

[03:21:13] That one was like a spinner.

[03:21:23] Yeah, she's still got like top three, which I said if she gets top three that's good.

[03:21:29] Look at Benji's compared to that.

[03:21:31] No, it's not.

[03:21:32] Show that.

[03:21:33] Benji?

[03:21:43] What the fuck is that?

[03:21:46] What is that?

[03:21:47] It's just like...

[03:21:48] It's a sub sandwich?

[03:21:49] It's like paper wrapped in tape, so much tape.

[03:21:52] Well, that thing sucks.

[03:21:56] Do you have the main feed and then...

[03:21:58] It's like I had my reaction to it, I guess.

[03:22:00] Do you just have-

[03:22:01] I have the same reaction.

[03:22:02] Yeah.

[03:22:04] I feel like it'd be more effective to crumple it

[03:22:06] and throw it as high as possible.

[03:22:07] Is that allowed?

[03:22:08] Like if you crumpled it and wrapped it in tape,

[03:22:10] it would like, has to be a plane.

[03:22:12] I don't know, that's a plane, I don't know.

[03:22:16] Wait, what the hell?

[03:22:22] That's gotta be TQ, yeah.

[03:22:26] That's gonna count for nothing.

[03:22:28] He threw a Pub-Sub basically.

[03:22:33] What?

[03:22:34] Wait, what? That's second place?

[03:22:36] That counted?

[03:22:37] Joe, that counted.

[03:22:38] You know, I was saying too arty just now.

[03:22:41] I was thinking about it.

[03:22:43] There was no rules on what it had to be.

[03:22:45] I would have just crumpled a piece of paper, taped it,

[03:22:47] made it really heavy, and then just threw it like a baseball.

[03:22:49] He didn't say it has to have wings.

[03:22:52] He just made a paperback.

[03:22:54] Or like a tube.

[03:22:56] So I guess just like going last is OP and I'm just see you can cheat that's not

[03:23:01] going anywhere yeah that's way too much it's too long and skinny yeah oh my god

[03:23:06] it's gonna hit a cameraman backwards so we're gonna drop to 4th bro agent was

[03:23:14] in your crate stacks today too didn't know that are you doing that or not

[03:23:19] that's you're doing that for us it's Mari and Tyler one wait my what's your

[03:23:23] other event I think I'm doing that's gonna be fun to watch your events I

[03:23:30] guess I was gonna do the board writing but Rob I was gonna do a strip I was

[03:23:37] telling you what you do that's what he wants to do I said Ron takes a shirt off

[03:23:41] that's on the ball yeah you can do that I just think I was telling him I was like

[03:23:44] that's gonna be painful sit on that bull it's gonna be so black it's gonna be

[03:23:52] It's just scolding hot on your thighs.

[03:23:55] Yeah, that's what Lay said.

[03:23:56] If you fall off that thing, you're going to burn.

[03:23:59] It's hot.

[03:24:03] There's 27 crates.

[03:24:04] 27 crates.

[03:24:05] You can go 30 feet up.

[03:24:07] He said when they tested it, they

[03:24:08] went to the middle part on the scaffolding.

[03:24:13] Like the middle, the first crawl.

[03:24:19] I just don't understand how with 27 crates,

[03:24:21] able to balance. I don't know how they're going to get, I feel like it seems dangerous to be like

[03:24:26] thinking of if you were an infinite craze, I would make a pyramid, but I think you can't go 2x2 or 4x4.

[03:24:32] Yeah, I would probably just build a 2x2 staircase. Yeah, you have like eight minutes left.

[03:24:39] I think it gets harder because your teammate can't put it for you, so like say for us Tyler

[03:24:45] other ones all the way in the air.

[03:24:47] Marry has to have a, Tyler's climbing.

[03:24:49] Marry has to get a pole and hold and hand in the,

[03:24:52] like who's your, the crate person?

[03:24:55] Like they're gonna have to pull you.

[03:24:57] You're gonna be the one up there?

[03:24:58] Yeah.

[03:24:59] A crate.

[03:25:00] Bro Tyler's, bro's dense.

[03:25:01] I don't know about him climbing those crates.

[03:25:03] I don't know.

[03:25:04] I feel like he'll be.

[03:25:06] I trust Tyler.

[03:25:07] I trust Tyler.

[03:25:08] I just think he's an athlete.

[03:25:09] He's just an athlete, yeah.

[03:25:10] He'll figure it out.

[03:25:11] Dude, we were doing so good in musical chairs

[03:25:14] and then we all got out.

[03:25:15] It was me and Yana got out, and then you and Tyler got out, like back to back.

[03:25:20] We had all, we had four out of the five.

[03:25:22] Yes, literally.

[03:25:28] Wait, Joe, are you gonna go to Alvies?

[03:25:31] Yeah, at some point, instead of what you're planning, you know.

[03:25:34] Yeah, yeah, I'll go.

[03:25:38] Yeah, I was gonna go a long time ago, and then I kind of forgot.

[03:25:41] But I do not leave my house, so.

[03:25:44] No, I do care. I'll go. Just say it.

[03:25:46] I will go.

[03:25:48] No, I love animals. I have like 10 animals in my house. 12.

[03:25:52] I will go before the year ends.

[03:25:54] Really?

[03:25:55] Yes. I'll go in the next four to five months.

[03:25:58] What? Okay. Alright. I don't know what you're doing.

[03:26:01] Deal. Texas is like a three-hour flight?

[03:26:04] Do-able.

[03:26:05] Easy peasy. I love you.

[03:26:07] So even with agent cheating, Benji still won.

[03:26:10] Even with agent fully cheating.

[03:26:12] Okay, cheated fully.

[03:26:13] Yeah.

[03:26:14] Benji made a very balanced airplane that just glide.

[03:26:19] Wow, so he actually did a plane.

[03:26:22] I'm glad the first place is like someone who did a plane.

[03:26:25] But it was funny because they were, I think it was Ron or somebody who was like,

[03:26:29] QT was folding paper for eight hours practicing.

[03:26:31] And then at first they were just like, no sky.

[03:26:34] Yes.

[03:26:34] So this one might, oh, she's checking the wind.

[03:26:39] So like she knows where to throw it.

[03:26:43] God, she actually checks the wind.

[03:26:45] Waiting for the wind to pass.

[03:26:46] We'll work the long road like no wind.

[03:26:49] Rip her.

[03:26:50] I kind of wanted to know stuff.

[03:26:53] Really?

[03:26:56] Dude, she's been practicing the whole day.

[03:26:57] I know.

[03:26:58] I know.

[03:26:59] I'm a T-ball star.

[03:27:00] I know.

[03:27:02] Damn.

[03:27:04] That's got to suck.

[03:27:05] That will be one second.

[03:27:08] Bro, you pulled paper airplanes for eight hours.

[03:27:11] Agent just crumbles a fucking piece of paper and tapes it and just throws it.

[03:27:16] Yeah, and you're checking the wind.

[03:27:18] Dude, he said she made 10 claims and like tested all of them.

[03:27:21] What to see like Lich at the back?

[03:27:24] Yes, she made like 10 claims to see which one she liked the most.

[03:27:26] Yeah.

[03:27:30] What about his next?

[03:27:31] I want to do volleyball.

[03:27:32] I want to get after it.

[03:27:34] I think we will win volleyball after half time.

[03:27:37] I guarantee you will win volleyball because volleyball I can't get bullshit in.

[03:27:41] Our team is good.

[03:27:42] Win volleyball, I don't know.

[03:27:44] No, I'm talking first place.

[03:27:46] I think we get far.

[03:27:49] Bro, but we're so well-rounded.

[03:27:51] All we need, bro, is to get past first round,

[03:27:54] you just need to have a good server.

[03:27:55] Because if you can pocket it in the back left,

[03:27:58] you know what you do.

[03:27:59] We should practice serves, genuinely.

[03:28:02] And I'm now able to, literally, this

[03:28:04] is the biggest douche bag thing you could do,

[03:28:05] but this is how you win volleyball,

[03:28:06] serve it to the worst player ever since that time.

[03:28:08] Yes.

[03:28:09] kick out who sucks and just constantly give them the ball and if they bump it and it flies

[03:28:14] left it's gone.

[03:28:15] Dude and not even just serve like hit it to them all the time.

[03:28:18] No but make sure the biggest thing is most people don't get it over the net.

[03:28:21] Yes.

[03:28:22] Get it over the net.

[03:28:23] Don't go out of bounds if you land it.

[03:28:24] Don't try to do too much.

[03:28:25] Yeah.

[03:28:26] Dude I'm down to practice serves before that happens.

[03:28:29] I want to practice that.

[03:28:30] He said it's half time and then I run the Honduran again and he said this time if anybody

[03:28:44] falls starts or cuts in a lane they DQ zero points.

[03:28:47] But I still think people are going to fall start or lane split.

[03:28:52] And I'm happy with that.

[03:28:55] Good.

[03:28:56] Like fall start, we'll run it again.

[03:28:57] Now your team just gets a fast pump on us to your lane.

[03:28:59] Yeah, you know, when you could get like four points if you get zero instead like that's how the teams check

[03:29:07] I'm talking Ronnie's like you guys are in seven

[03:29:10] Yeah, yeah, we haven't done that

[03:29:13] Technically musical chairs. Yeah, y'all have been fine. I think she got like fit or four one two three four five

[03:29:19] That's not bad four points. Yes, it's not bad. It's something three points. You got fast

[03:29:25] Hopefully it's a good France

[03:29:29] Because that team's gonna get points later on in the international event too.

[03:29:33] That's good.

[03:29:36] I was not expecting Benji to throw a fucking rock.

[03:29:40] No, and I was talking to Arke, and I went Arke, I'm gonna be real, I think Mexico's the worst team.

[03:29:44] As I said that, Benji just throws it and it goes far as shit.

[03:29:48] I thought Mexico's the worst.

[03:29:50] That's the revenge.

[03:29:51] I'm so real, I think like Dodgeball, they're fucking...

[03:29:54] Like when I...

[03:29:56] That's tomorrow. Tomorrow's gonna be...

[03:29:57] Tomorrow's gonna be throwing his missiles.

[03:29:59] Yeah.

[03:30:00] Get some food, get some food over there.

[03:30:02] All right.

[03:30:02] High-fives, you can switch the feed now.

[03:30:05] Just the full cam.

[03:30:07] Yeah, because it's just halftime.

[03:30:10] Joe.

[03:30:12] Not Joe's.

[03:30:12] Dude, I wanna practice like my serve.

[03:30:19] Wait, so what is next?

[03:30:20] Is it volleyball?

[03:30:25] Dude, I wanna practice my serve with like Joe.

[03:30:28] Bro Benji just that was actually insane

[03:30:33] Okay, so for volleyball you have

[03:30:37] three legal serves

[03:30:38] You can do this but I can serve like this because I like knuckling

[03:30:43] Dude my knuckle serve. I can get it like back line

[03:30:53] Practice not being fat

[03:30:55] It's a hundred meter then volleyball. Oh my god, dude, I'm gonna be honest

[03:31:01] Joe got the worst start ever Enzo probably is the fastest though. I think this runs gonna be closer

[03:31:09] Like I think Enzo is still gonna win, but I think

[03:31:18] Dude he's celebrating

[03:31:20] Everybody, do you want to practice like serving?

[03:31:33] That's a good serve. That's a good serve.

[03:31:40] Here, use that to me.

[03:31:50] Son, I couldn't see.

[03:31:53] All right, come on.

[03:31:59] Yes!

[03:32:07] I'm gonna get way too tired from this.

[03:32:12] You're going like behind me.

[03:32:14] Come on, Ray.

[03:32:17] Get it up.

[03:32:20] That's, nope, out of the way.

[03:32:30] Watch this, knuckle.

[03:32:42] Okay, this is gonna be hard.

[03:32:44] Yo, call it a tie.

[03:32:48] You need to stick to your own 10 games.

[03:32:52] Bro, yeah, there's a tie.

[03:32:53] You hit it out of bounds three times.

[03:32:55] How?

[03:32:56] I was giving it a light ride.

[03:32:58] It was a good pass.

[03:32:59] You can't catch it, though.

[03:33:01] Bro, I'm low-key tired from just that.

[03:33:03] Ah!

[03:33:04] You just keep baiting.

[03:33:06] No, I don't bait, bro.

[03:33:07] Yeah, you do.

[03:33:08] Do you bait?

[03:33:09] No, I don't bait.

[03:33:10] No, I just pee a lot.

[03:33:11] It's small bladder.

[03:33:12] You smoke sometimes, though.

[03:33:13] Yeah, sometimes, sometimes.

[03:33:14] No, I don't bait.

[03:33:15] I don't bait.

[03:33:16] I hate bait.

[03:33:17] Agent, do you bang?

[03:33:18] I don't know who comes here, I fucking banged!

[03:33:20] Yo, they got a fucking...

[03:33:28] Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can try the archer, you think they can let me or not?

[03:33:31] Yo!

[03:33:32] By the way, yo can I visit the most dangerous place on the earth?

[03:33:37] Top and... uh... stream?

[03:33:38] Yes bro, but...

[03:33:39] Well, does that need to be security?

[03:33:40] Bulletproof vest too, bulletproof vest security.

[03:33:43] Probably a shitey and maybe a glock or two.

[03:33:47] I bet I fake gonna pull it. I want to see how dangerous it is bro. If you go to tarpon springs, just let me know

[03:33:53] Beforehand so I can like mark. Are you good? I got checking. I have like shooters. Yeah, I'll mark your car and shit

[03:33:58] And I'll make sure you get in safely, bro

[03:34:03] Hi my boy

[03:34:10] Dude he has the best vibe I think out of anyone here

[03:34:14] He's just having a good time

[03:34:16] Bro, they're practicing volleyball.

[03:34:20] Dude, the fucking, they have a whole band out here, bro.

[03:34:28] Collegiate band, bro.

[03:34:31] I think our team's gonna win volleyball.

[03:34:33] Why?

[03:34:35] Because our team has the least weak links.

[03:34:39] I think we're gonna win volleyball.

[03:34:40] Volleyball's gonna show some real fucking.

[03:34:42] It's going to be 100 meter and then volleyball, the redoing 100 meter.

[03:34:51] I think we have unbiasedly the most well-rounded team.

[03:34:56] Volleyball is like real athleticism.

[03:34:59] Oh, they're getting it ready.

[03:35:06] I'm going to talk to Joe.

[03:35:10] dude we're in after two events, we're still in seventh place

[03:35:21] we're still in seventh bro

[03:35:23] oh brother

[03:35:27] we house worldwide in first

[03:35:40] I'm not even close to six is this going to come down to musical chairs, bro?

[03:36:00] Yeah we're in I didn't think we were in seventh place but we are.

[03:36:06] What's the next event?

[03:36:07] 100 meter redo?

[03:36:08] Joe will get like second and we're going to win volleyball.

[03:36:11] Good at archery.

[03:36:12] Then I'll fumble.

[03:36:14] No, you might.

[03:36:16] Oh, sorry.

[03:36:18] Don't come over here talking to USA.

[03:36:21] You guys need some help right now.

[03:36:23] We're down three.

[03:36:24] What place are you in?

[03:36:25] We're in seven.

[03:36:26] Yeah, we're down, but we're going to get up, okay?

[03:36:28] Just give us a second.

[03:36:29] Okay, but you did good.

[03:36:30] I think agent's strategy is kind of controversial.

[03:36:33] He had a fucking...

[03:36:34] Yeah, he did nothing like a rock.

[03:36:35] He had a rock and just threw it.

[03:36:36] It counts as a redo, right?

[03:36:39] Another redo?

[03:36:40] Yeah, we need one more redo.

[03:36:41] Yeah, because everybody's, like, building planes and then...

[03:36:43] Joe's gonna come in second.

[03:36:45] We have running, which is good.

[03:36:46] Joe's gonna come in second.

[03:36:47] We'll move up.

[03:36:48] They'll be doing this first.

[03:36:49] They'll be doing this first.

[03:36:50] That's what it has to tell you.

[03:36:52] Dude, you gotta be scared of Joe, bro.

[03:36:54] Like, it's not gonna be easy.

[03:36:55] Don't trip.

[03:36:56] Don't slip when you're running.

[03:36:57] Don't get off to a late start.

[03:36:58] Don't get off to a late start.

[03:37:00] This guy's on phase, bro.

[03:37:02] Like, you know you're gonna win.

[03:37:04] You know you're gonna win again.

[03:37:05] again so what are your what are your thoughts on them redoing it because you

[03:37:08] already won I'm up yeah I like running it's over yeah he doesn't even care

[03:37:13] I was trying to run again I was right I was supposed to do that I should hold form

[03:37:16] bro you might as well you're winning but you might as well that's alright yeah

[03:37:21] coming first twice again you do too too then I just say speed I'm coming for you

[03:37:24] alright he's right here night at the oral lab right there but you what are you

[03:37:29] My events are tomorrow.

[03:37:31] Bro, I'm proud of you, bro. You did good.

[03:37:33] I have a feeling you're gonna win again, bro.

[03:37:35] I think you're gonna win again, bro.

[03:37:37] It wasn't really my fault.

[03:37:39] But Joe's good. Joe's gonna get second.

[03:37:41] Yeah, not just good, Joe's good.

[03:37:43] So what are you doing, Joe?

[03:37:45] Tomorrow, I am penalty shootout goalkeeper,

[03:37:47] and then I'm half-and-half cutting.

[03:37:49] Cutting the boxes? I don't know.

[03:37:51] Well, like, say you guys just go for it.

[03:37:53] Yes. And we have to get this same weight, like, even weight.

[03:37:57] same way like even way it's like you cut like a apple but it has to be the

[03:38:02] same exact weight on both sides

[03:38:05] bro I tried I tried playing R6 that's one game I never can play bro

[03:38:11] wait what games do you like?

[03:38:12] FUNNY

[03:38:13] okay FUNNY is good

[03:38:14] FUNNY and FIFA

[03:38:15] like FIFA?

[03:38:16] but I the only game that makes me rich he rich makes me so much more

[03:38:20] bro FIFA bro FIFA fellow you played R6 for how long?

[03:38:24] two days

[03:38:25] and then I fucked it up

[03:38:26] Classic a good idea, bro. Good idea. It only gets worse, bro

[03:38:30] The more addicted you get you just hate your life. So that you feel like it's too lit for me to land

[03:38:35] Is it too late to learn siege? It depends like road. Do you hate yourself?

[03:38:39] If you hate yourself, yeah, you can learn it because you're not gonna enjoy the game

[03:38:42] You're gonna have a shit time, but if you play a hundred hours, you'll learn some stuff

[03:38:46] And then you'll get good

[03:38:48] But I would say get in the siege if you hate yourself if you like yourself. Don't play play FIFA

[03:38:53] People's annoying. I hate when someone scores and they don't skip the replay and they make you watch the replay.

[03:38:59] Yeah, that's what I like doing. You do that.

[03:39:01] I love it. Like, bro, you have to sit like, come on, bro, we have to celebrate.

[03:39:04] So you score in FIFA, even if you're winning like, oh my god, popsicle.

[03:39:08] Yes. You score in FIFA and you let the replay go.

[03:39:12] Yeah, we play like three times. You see me win.

[03:39:14] Because like, why are we making the game fast, bro? Enjoy the game.

[03:39:17] Well, I was like your go-to team, dude. Why you play FIFA?

[03:39:21] Go-to team. Yeah, I mean like if I'm trying to win you would just use PSG

[03:39:29] Classic or Madrid if you're trying to win

[03:39:31] But I hate players that use Madrid

[03:39:33] If you use Madrid you're crazy

[03:39:34] But like, but you know I'm so crazy

[03:39:36] I feel like Barcelona can beat Madrid

[03:39:39] Barcelona have you been beating Madrid?

[03:39:41] I've been beating Madrid

[03:39:43] Bro, um

[03:39:45] You know La Mena Mals record against Mbappe is 9-2

[03:39:48] 9 to 2 in the international club 9 to 2 oh nah that's what that's that's my that's

[03:39:55] my quote now after Ronaldo you know Ronaldo is about to retire

[03:39:58] Lamey Amar bro I mean look I like you

[03:40:00] you look like Lamey you look like Lamey yeah yeah I don't think you look like

[03:40:10] Let me in bro

[03:40:13] But I have a feeling

[03:40:18] Joe send me your video have you playing you look good they won't it was a video of you playing football

[03:40:25] Good, you know the crazy team

[03:40:28] I'm not you know what I came here right because I just came to America even I was in the UK

[03:40:32] I probably won't be sure me

[03:40:35] Like I love it, but like you know like I'm like you guys are not too big on it

[03:40:39] So like I kind of lost my interest in it.

[03:40:42] Yeah, it's not that popular in the US.

[03:40:45] It's like, the most popular sport in the US is NFL,

[03:40:49] like American football.

[03:40:50] But yeah, but like I'm about to start training again

[03:40:52] because one of my goals is to like play the charity match.

[03:40:55] That's a good goal, bro.

[03:40:57] Bro, you played, bro, you did well, you tried.

[03:41:00] I feel like, what do you mean I tried?

[03:41:02] I got MVP, bro.

[03:41:03] Bro, come on, like this you can do better, bro.

[03:41:05] Just always think about it, you can always do better, bro.

[03:41:07] Bro, I'ma be honest, bro.

[03:41:10] I might have better finishing than you.

[03:41:11] Finishing?

[03:41:12] My finishing is probably better than yours.

[03:41:14] Fuck no.

[03:41:16] Bro, I raise this people as well.

[03:41:18] I'm just gonna have a nice eat.

[03:41:20] Rabona.

[03:41:21] If you do a Rabona, I'm gonna be goalie tomorrow.

[03:41:25] I'll do a Rabona for you tomorrow.

[03:41:26] You'll do a Rabona.

[03:41:27] Yeah.

[03:41:28] I'm looking on you against me or someone else.

[03:41:30] Against you.

[03:41:31] Rabona, and I was quite...

[03:41:34] Wait, can I do a Rabona?

[03:41:35] Is that like...

[03:41:36] Yeah, that's legal.

[03:41:37] Rabona's legal pen. Nobody does it.

[03:41:39] Whoever does it's the Neymar or like the Pogba where they're like...

[03:41:43] If I do a Rabona on that score, why are you going to give me?

[03:41:47] If you do a Rabona and you score on me,

[03:41:52] I'll give you 500 subs.

[03:41:55] 500 subs. If you do a Rabona on me and score, I'll score.

[03:42:00] I'm kind of scared. I feel like you're...

[03:42:02] I'll do it. Let's go.

[03:42:03] Don't be silly guys. That's the goal for tomorrow.

[03:42:06] Rabona's got five undressed socks.

[03:42:09] That's probably the most I've gotten in my life.

[03:42:12] Good luck, bro.

[03:42:13] That'll be crazy good.

[03:42:14] I'm gonna try to defend it,

[03:42:14] because I'm gonna have gloves,

[03:42:16] and I'm gonna have the fucking,

[03:42:17] like I'm gonna be locked in.

[03:42:19] That's the last event.

[03:42:20] Ooh.

[03:42:22] Wait, here's your first two of my games.

[03:42:24] This is the third one.

[03:42:25] Damn, but it's crazy like,

[03:42:26] bro, you know how I got it?

[03:42:28] How'd you get it?

[03:42:29] Love it was only three dollars, bro.

[03:42:31] But we bet on the SU game.

[03:42:35] So I put my entire savings on the 2026 which was $3 and I won.

[03:42:42] You put your whole savings on what?

[03:42:43] On the game.

[03:42:44] That was good.

[03:42:45] That 2026 was going to win.

[03:42:46] Which game?

[03:42:47] The S6 2026 basketball game in Shima University.

[03:42:51] You bet $3.

[03:42:52] Yeah.

[03:42:53] And now you're here?

[03:42:54] Yeah.

[03:42:55] Last look.

[03:42:56] Crazy, right?

[03:42:57] So what's your other event?

[03:42:59] You're Goldy?

[03:43:00] What's my...

[03:43:01] Yeah, I'm Goldy.

[03:43:02] All you need to do.

[03:43:03] All you need to do, I wish there was like football.

[03:43:06] Now I know how to do sweeps, like five on five.

[03:43:09] Three on three or five on five, yeah.

[03:43:10] Yeah, now I'm having trouble.

[03:43:12] Now what do you do?

[03:43:13] You know, tomorrow.

[03:43:15] I'll see, wait, are you at the hotel?

[03:43:17] One hour.

[03:43:18] Yeah, if you score, if you score a rebona on me,

[03:43:21] five on the top.

[03:43:22] Five on the top.

[03:43:23] Look, come on, bro.

[03:43:25] Bara.

[03:43:26] Bara.

[03:43:29] I won't be honest, bro.

[03:43:30] I really like that guy.

[03:43:32] Like I like Enzo.

[03:43:35] I wish him well.

[03:43:36] Like I like Enzo, bro.

[03:43:41] I think Enzo's my favorite person I met.

[03:43:45] All right, bro.

[03:43:46] He said he played Siege for two days and then quit.

[03:43:48] Holy bass.

[03:43:52] Okay, so there's like a half-time performance.

[03:43:56] Dude, I'm about to,

[03:43:59] Michael went to the, what's up man?

[03:44:01] I might go into the locker room, bro.

[03:44:03] Rock a piss.

[03:44:04] Does the connection cut in the locker room?

[03:44:09] I'm gonna go to the locker room.

[03:44:13] Bro, like, here's what I dream of happening.

[03:44:16] Penalty Shootout is the last game.

[03:44:19] I believe it's gonna be, I'm gonna do the game winner.

[03:44:23] What's up, man?

[03:44:25] I'm gonna win us the tournament.

[03:44:28] like because it's the last it's the last event

[03:45:28] All right.

[03:45:48] You got it! You got it!

[03:45:49] You got it! You got it!

[03:45:50] What do you think?

[03:45:52] Yeah.

[03:45:54] All right.

[03:45:56] Yo.

[03:45:58] Volleyball.

[03:46:00] I need to lock the fuck in, bro.

[03:46:02] What does Ron say, Chad?

[03:46:04] How do we make this about ourselves?

[03:46:06] Chad, volleyball, bro, I need to dial in.

[03:46:08] Yes, sir?

[03:46:10] What's your name, guys, please?

[03:46:12] Hold on.

[03:46:14] We are in seventh place, right?

[03:46:16] Really? How? What the fuck?

[03:46:18] Because Joe got second, but they're redoing the race.

[03:46:21] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:46:22] Wait, Selvam, what games do you play?

[03:46:24] Uh, basically everything.

[03:46:26] I'm known for being good at puzzles,

[03:46:29] but I'm also like, I create games as well.

[03:46:31] So, um, have I like a show?

[03:46:34] Do you know like, DMZ, like, our tables of RPG?

[03:46:36] Maybe like Dungeons & Dragons?

[03:46:37] Yeah, yeah, yes.

[03:46:38] I have my own.

[03:46:39] Like, I made my own and had a show around it, yeah.

[03:46:41] Um, do you know like, R6 at all or no?

[03:46:43] Uh, I do, yeah.

[03:46:44] Brazil is like the best at R6.

[03:46:46] Yeah, do you know Calera?

[03:46:48] Yes.

[03:46:49] Yeah, she's one of my best friends.

[03:46:50] Really?

[03:46:50] Yeah.

[03:46:51] She's super close to me.

[03:46:53] Hell yeah.

[03:46:53] Yeah.

[03:46:54] Fucking awesome.

[03:46:55] Yeah.

[03:46:56] You know what, I love watching her streams

[03:46:57] because you're always like up late.

[03:46:59] So when I-

[03:47:00] Only out for you it's late.

[03:47:01] Yeah, it's super late.

[03:47:02] So they're always like online.

[03:47:03] You're always like doing 24-hour bullshit.

[03:47:05] So thank you, bro.

[03:47:06] Yeah, I appreciate that.

[03:47:07] It's awesome.

[03:47:07] Nice to meet you here.

[03:47:08] Yes, sir.

[03:47:08] Nice to meet you.

[03:47:08] Good luck in your life.

[03:47:09] Yeah, you too.

[03:47:10] Yes, sir.

[03:47:13] Dude.

[03:47:13] Everybody's so nice here, bro.

[03:47:17] This is a good vibe.

[03:47:18] Oh, brother.

[03:47:20] Chad, it's Ron, bro.

[03:47:28] I'm not wrong with you, dude.

[03:47:32] We're in seventh place, brother.

[03:47:43] Dude, I'm gonna be honest, bro, um, I have no faith in your team winning shit.

[03:47:53] Your second place right now.

[03:47:54] Yeah, but you guys, you're doing the Mickey Mouse event.

[03:47:56] I bet it.

[03:47:57] You're in your 14th and 6th place.

[03:47:58] 7th place.

[03:47:59] But if you guys sit here and all you've been doing is livestreaming, that's all you do

[03:48:03] is livestreaming, man.

[03:48:05] Joe, his second place got revoked.

[03:48:08] We were guaranteed to get those points back.

[03:48:09] No, they better run back.

[03:48:10] And guess what?

[03:48:11] Are you gonna beat Joe down?

[03:48:12] To put the dust in Joe's mouth. It's gonna be crazy, bro. Dude. The upsets gonna be insane

[03:48:17] Don't run into anybody's lane cuz you get zero points. I know I know I fucked up

[03:48:25] So they're doing a whole ass like I feel like I'm out of college football game

[03:48:32] Pretty good dude. Did you go to this last year? I did. How'd you do?

[03:48:36] We lost

[03:48:38] But were you guys close to winning? I think we were I think we were like third or fourth

[03:48:42] So not really

[03:48:45] Yeah, yeah, but we got we got done crazy

[03:48:48] Wait, what happened was it like controversy like a little bit of pressure because like we're supposed to find a mouse in a box

[03:48:54] But the mouse wasn't in a box because someone pushed it out or something like that evil games

[03:49:00] These games are evil dude. It's like a resident evil game

[03:49:06] I don't get it

[03:49:07] Dude resident evil doesn't even apply to that oh, oh

[03:49:11] Like it's nice and close.

[03:49:12] Oh my god, they're running to us.

[03:49:14] Oh shit.

[03:49:14] Hey guys!

[03:49:16] What we got?

[03:49:16] Like front row seats.

[03:49:19] We're in the back of fours, I know that.

[03:49:20] Yo, early prediction.

[03:49:21] Remember when I said this, Team USA is going to win volleyball.

[03:49:25] Ask me why.

[03:49:26] Why?

[03:49:27] We're the most well-rounded athletic team.

[03:49:31] We're going to win volleyball.

[03:49:31] I mark my words.

[03:49:33] Call me a delusional.

[03:49:35] You have Joe.

[03:49:36] And then you have?

[03:49:37] Athlete.

[03:49:38] John is athletic.

[03:49:39] John is athletic.

[03:49:40] Auri's athletic.

[03:49:41] Auri's pretty good at volleyball, I think, too.

[03:49:43] Me?

[03:49:43] Bro, me?

[03:49:44] Rain of kid.

[03:49:45] What the fuck, bro?

[03:49:47] Bro, you just live streamed.

[03:49:49] Tyler's an athletic specimen.

[03:49:50] Tyler is great.

[03:49:52] I don't know if he's ever played volleyball, though.

[03:49:54] But he's just athlete.

[03:49:55] He'll get around.

[03:49:55] He's shifty.

[03:49:56] Bro, back in my day, back in my day, I was an athlete, bro.

[03:50:00] I'm talking like way back when.

[03:50:02] You're like 20, 24, bro.

[03:50:05] I mean, like when I was 12, I was like the kid you would race.

[03:50:08] Like I was the kid.

[03:50:09] So why are you not racing instead of Joe?

[03:50:11] Because I got into gaming, got fat, and got into streaming.

[03:50:14] Right, can I see it?

[03:50:18] You're not even fat.

[03:50:19] I have one of those hair trails now.

[03:50:22] I shave my happy trails.

[03:50:23] You shave it?

[03:50:24] I feel like you're going to feel itchy.

[03:50:25] Oh.

[03:50:27] The eggs coming back.

[03:50:28] And my nipples are pink.

[03:50:30] My nipples have hair on them.

[03:50:32] My nipples have got a little hair.

[03:50:33] You know what's rare for Asians to have pink nipples?

[03:50:36] Really?

[03:50:37] No.

[03:50:38] I'm a rare breed, bro. I'm one of one.

[03:50:41] What color is the nipple normally if you're Asian like me?

[03:50:44] Like usually like I would say 80% Asians probably had like brown nipples.

[03:50:49] You're not saying no it's not.

[03:50:50] Okay.

[03:50:51] I need to check your nipple.

[03:50:55] Oh.

[03:50:57] Dude, I won't be honest, bro. Like how was the diamond tip on some...

[03:51:01] Oh, you done!

[03:51:04] Bro.

[03:51:04] What a pussy.

[03:51:05] No, I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it.

[03:51:07] Dude, I just had you in Ron. What was that? Well, we knew Ron was gonna die. Let's be real, bro

[03:51:12] You don't want to me watch out

[03:51:16] What I got the diamond Jim what happens I got the diamond Jim he doesn't want to go I told him I would go

[03:51:21] Yeah, I was gonna diamond Jim. I will go. I feel like wrong would go again. I would go again. I'll go

[03:51:26] Do you like I want to play I'm gonna play video guys. I play on our six emerging seat

[03:51:30] I will go again, dude. You guys told me they were gonna kill me

[03:51:33] yeah there you go bro if the guys are psychos they're not well bro listen oh

[03:51:37] you know how he told me you know how he told me all stream he said if you and

[03:51:41] James you don't come to the diamond gym I'm gonna come for you what the fuck does

[03:51:45] that even mean graph how does that make sense if y'all are too don't give him my

[03:51:48] address what the fuck is happening yeah for sure he's in why are you pulling

[03:51:55] him out of his chair yes bro fuck him go to the diamond gym bro let's hear

[03:52:00] Let's hear.

[03:52:01] He's scared of getting punched on the stomach.

[03:52:03] Let me explain.

[03:52:05] First off, I'm 90, I'm 100% sure they're all I'm in.

[03:52:10] There's a deranged maniac who's 50, running around punching people.

[03:52:14] You can't drink water, so I have two options.

[03:52:16] I can get on a plane, get harassed for two hours,

[03:52:20] or I can blow out of it.

[03:52:21] Holy sissy boy from Tarpen Springs.

[03:52:24] I'm from Arlington, you're from Cherry Hill.

[03:52:28] I got tarpon springs you not built for this shit tampon strings

[03:52:32] tampon strings

[03:52:33] I like that one

[03:52:34] tampon strings

[03:52:35] Arlington rough like what are you doing?

[03:52:38] Arlington rough

[03:52:39] I don't even want to bro if I say the word Arlington I get chills down my whole spine

[03:52:43] From what?

[03:52:44] When I say Cherry Hill I get like multiple text

[03:52:46] Joe said you guys just have like a mega mall with fowlons

[03:52:50] Cherry Hill?

[03:52:51] I'm not gonna speak for cherry Hill

[03:52:53] Dude listen to the name Cherry Hill you can dump on tarpon strings

[03:52:56] Arlington, that sounds rough.

[03:52:58] Is it rough?

[03:52:59] It is rough.

[03:53:00] Really?

[03:53:00] Yo, listen, go to the diamonds.

[03:53:01] I'm out of here, bro.

[03:53:02] You know, take care.

[03:53:04] Yes, take care.

[03:53:04] I'm gonna take care.

[03:53:06] Take three out of Arlington.

[03:53:07] Take K, Jason and Wayne, Kade Cunningham.

[03:53:11] Dangerous.

[03:53:12] You sort of just snuck yourself in there, bro.

[03:53:14] Kade Cunningham, take K and you, bro.

[03:53:18] And Miles Turner.

[03:53:23] Look, bro, everybody here is fucking delusional.

[03:53:26] Yes, bro. I didn't go to the Diamond Gym. I'm a pussy.

[03:53:31] You know what, Chad?

[03:53:33] I'm just gonna bake in the sun because I'm a Florida boy, bro.

[03:53:39] I'm going to Alvea Sanctuary 2026. That sounds wholesome.

[03:53:43] That sounds fun and meaningful.

[03:53:46] Diamond Gym, your Chad, do you guys agree or disagree of me not going,

[03:53:50] bro?

[03:53:52] No, Chad, we didn't. We didn't hit 11 million yet.

[03:53:56] You need the color. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[03:54:00] Like guys, it's like...

[03:54:04] Don't get me wrong. Going to the Diamond Gym,

[03:54:08] yeah, it's good content, but hey bro, I also like

[03:54:11] enjoy the comfort of my room and

[03:54:14] I don't need people hitting me, bro. I'm not signing a waiver.

[03:54:18] You will be fine. Go to the Diamond Gym.

[03:54:22] Maybe I'm too soft, bro. We want to watch you suffer.

[03:54:25] Thanks, Steve. Appreciate that, bro. Hey, Jinxie, Arlington is the seventh safest city in the United States.

[03:54:32] Jason said he got chills down his spine from saying the word Arlington.

[03:54:42] Hey, Jinxie, you're too soft. We want you to die. This guy just said, fuck you and your comfort.

[03:54:50] Like, dude, nothing would make me happier than you being miserable, said New Cheese 131.

[03:55:04] Chad, I'm having a fun time, bro. Like, dude, I'm kind of pissed about musical chairs.

[03:55:10] I have a feeling that's gonna come back to bite us.

[03:55:13] No, but like Chad like going to Alvia sanctuary that sounds fun. It's like wholesome and fun

[03:55:24] Diamond Jim, it's not wholesome, bro. No water. Get out of my face. But yes, bro, I

[03:55:34] I believe this is gonna come down to penalty kicks. I believe this is gonna come down to

[03:55:40] That'll be kicks and I'm gonna win us this shit

[03:55:52] There's Joe

[03:55:54] Joe I sort of I practice my serve with Ray. I'm just gonna knuckle it you want to come practice

[03:56:04] Well probably these reps don't fuck around

[03:56:10] Just see what happens, see if this works.

[03:56:18] Good?

[03:56:33] I'm losing so practice my serve.

[03:56:37] Wait, you get one done, right?

[03:56:40] You get one dud.

[03:56:42] Do another one.

[03:56:50] That's pretty good. Watch this.

[03:56:52] This is what I'm gonna do.

[03:56:54] Joe, do I serve from here?

[03:57:00] Oh, no. Oh, God.

[03:57:03] That's the worst case scenario.

[03:57:06] That's the worst case scenario.

[03:57:10] Joe, you didn't lock me in, bro.

[03:57:14] Dude, try to knuckle it.

[03:57:18] See how it goes. Try to knuckle it.

[03:57:22] Oh, I'll stop.

[03:57:26] Alright. I'm trot like...

[03:57:30] And when you serve, can you hit it anywhere?

[03:57:34] You just have to serve behind that.

[03:57:38] Oh God!

[03:57:47] Like that's a good serve bro.

[03:57:50] I'm setting up.

[03:57:52] Does that count?

[03:57:54] Joe is that out?

[03:57:56] It was in?

[03:57:58] Dude I'm telling you, my serve's kind of nasty.

[03:58:04] So are you actually gonna rerun a hundred?

[03:58:06] We have to.

[03:58:08] Hi, oh they're setting up archery over there

[03:58:14] Yeah

[03:58:16] You know I'm contemplating and I can't if I drink a rebel I'll die. I'm sorry to getting like after I do the one

[03:58:21] I'm not your variable. Oh, I forgot my sunglasses. I'll be back

[03:58:26] I'm gonna check out the uh, I'm gonna check out the archery. I think they're um

[03:58:34] All right, now where's the red line at oh

[03:58:36] Oh, can I have a water? Thank you so much, your legend, thank you.

[03:58:40] Dude, I'm gonna go behind you, and that's the red line.

[03:58:46] Are we good to go like, right there?

[03:58:50] Thank you sir.

[03:58:53] Oh yeah, that's a good view.

[03:58:55] Oh, that's like a legit bow.

[03:59:05] Oh, it's real.

[03:59:06] Oh, God.

[03:59:07] 25 pounds.

[03:59:08] You guys got to make sure no one goes behind you.

[03:59:15] Oh, my God, there's a apple.

[03:59:21] Yep.

[03:59:22] Don't zoom in on that.

[03:59:23] in on that. There's the apple on it. During the challenge it'll be 22 points for an apple.

[03:59:29] Really? What do you get for like yellow? What do you get for yellow?

[03:59:34] It's values for those. But I do know that 22 is for the apple and it's a minus three for the body.

[03:59:40] You hit him in the chest. Yeah, hit him in the chest. Minus three, okay.

[03:59:47] Interesting.

[03:59:53] Wait, what's this kid playing for?

[03:59:58] What if you get a few?

[04:00:01] You can say a whole lady in wear set up, I believe.

[04:00:03] A whole set up?

[04:00:04] I've said 30 days or something like that.

[04:00:06] You think it's the apple?

[04:00:08] I think it's a one-point, so that's a few shots.

[04:00:12] So we've got to pull it back.

[04:00:13] We can best murder him.

[04:00:15] Oh my god.

[04:00:22] Okay, bro, that was almost good.

[04:00:27] He's pretty good.

[04:00:28] Guys, I might just sit in shade.

[04:00:33] Oh my god, I might just sit in shade.

[04:00:37] Dude, I play too much games for this shit, bro.

[04:00:41] I'm not corrupt for this man.

[04:00:46] I'm on one HP, bro.

[04:00:47] Yeah.

[04:00:48] Fuck this.

[04:00:49] Two.

[04:00:50] Two.

[04:00:51] Two.

[04:00:52] Two.

[04:00:53] Two.

[04:00:54] Two.

[04:00:55] Two.

[04:00:56] Two.

[04:00:57] Two.

[04:00:58] Two.

[04:00:59] Two.

[04:01:00] Two.

[04:01:01] Two.

[04:01:02] Two.

[04:01:03] Two.

[04:01:04] Two.

[04:01:05] Two.

[04:01:06] Two.

[04:01:07] Two.

[04:01:08] Two.

[04:01:09] Two.

[04:01:10] Two.

[04:01:11] Okay, so that's all I really got other than that. I'm terrible at that

[04:01:16] Well, you know what? I'm gonna try my best. Yeah, one time

[04:01:20] Was it good? Of course

[04:01:23] Really?

[04:01:24] Have you shot one?

[04:01:26] I bought a bow this week like a little one to practice and it went terribly and I was like I do not want to do that

[04:01:34] Well, don't worry. Just know that I'm gonna pull us up

[04:01:37] I know we're under the water, we're drowning right now, but let me tell you something.

[04:01:42] Yeah, we're good though because like Joe's gonna rerun the 100 meter, he's

[04:01:47] definitely gonna get top two or one. You're gonna get like top one or two in

[04:01:52] archery and then we're gonna jump the first place instantly. We're gonna get

[04:01:56] top two or one in archery. Two or one or even top three is great. Just whatever you

[04:02:02] do, don't get dead last and we're good. You won't get dead last. I wouldn't. See it looks

[04:02:06] It's easy to do it. Did you wash it?

[04:02:08] Yeah. The thing is, like, I think, what do they do?

[04:02:15] He's aiming high, he's high.

[04:02:20] They're doing Ludwig. I get it, I get it.

[04:02:22] Because he's playing for a setup.

[04:02:24] The thing is, don't pull it back, like, too long and not too short.

[04:02:31] It's kind of like, because I was practicing the method, I watched a video on it,

[04:02:35] But I couldn't release it. My release was not smooth, so all my releases were like that.

[04:02:40] All of them.

[04:02:41] Okay, well you know what? I love how encouraging you are.

[04:02:45] You know, I'm gonna-

[04:02:45] Yeah, I think you'll get top two for sure.

[04:02:49] Okay.

[04:02:49] Ooh, I love that title too.

[04:02:52] Hey guys.

[04:02:54] Dude, how tall actually are you?

[04:02:56] 6'7".

[04:02:58] Okay, seriously? Are you 6'8"?

[04:03:00] 6'7".

[04:03:02] Dude, every time I look at your face, I get hit by the sun.

[04:03:05] I'm sorry, but I want your best.

[04:03:06] Yes, oh my god, yes, thank you.

[04:03:09] Oh my god, you're a legend.

[04:03:10] I'm the king of them all.

[04:03:11] I'm gonna be a little glad.

[04:03:13] Oh, oh, they're blurry.

[04:03:14] Yeah.

[04:03:15] Oh god, they're blurry as hell.

[04:03:17] What happened?

[04:03:18] Uh, I'm gonna touch them.

[04:03:20] I'm gonna put the oils in my hand a little bit.

[04:03:22] Oh, good.

[04:03:26] Oh, wow, they're blurry.

[04:03:27] You look good, though.

[04:03:28] Thank you, bro.

[04:03:29] So, can we do a club?

[04:03:31] Yeah, bro, what do you want to do?

[04:03:32] Do you play games?

[04:03:33] I play some of the games.

[04:03:34] What's your favorite game because I don't want you to play a game that you don't like roughly wait. Are you good?

[04:03:40] I'm okay

[04:03:41] Like what rank I was in the tournament. I remember what rank were you flat?

[04:03:46] Diamonds you were actually diamond. Oh, let's go. Let's go. I don't I'm lying

[04:03:52] Bro, don't be like mood are you just say you're right? Yeah

[04:03:57] No, I'm just talking to Jim see

[04:03:59] What's up, man?

[04:04:00] He needs to support our team. How are you guys doing on the point?

[04:04:04] What place?

[04:04:05] What place?

[04:04:06] Where are you?

[04:04:07] We're in 7th, bro.

[04:04:08] Well, finally you won't give me back.

[04:04:10] Favorite place, I don't know.

[04:04:12] I think people's eyes are going to start changing a little bit here after the 100 meter and

[04:04:17] after volleyball.

[04:04:18] I think we're a shoe in.

[04:04:19] I think Yana's going to do good in archery.

[04:04:22] By the end of the day, we're going to be first place.

[04:04:24] Call me Nuts.

[04:04:25] We'll see.

[04:04:26] We'll see.

[04:04:27] We'll see.

[04:04:28] We'll see.

[04:04:29] We'll see.

[04:04:30] We'll see.

[04:04:31] We'll see.

[04:04:32] We'll see.

[04:04:33] I don't know like is it going to be like in Madrid stadium and

[04:04:39] All right, who do you think's winning the euros? Is it just Spain? Spain or England?

[04:04:43] Bro, France? France is better than England. Clearly not. We saw how the third place match went. Bro, that was like a that was like a

[04:04:52] They can we put an effort that's the best we've placed since the 60s

[04:04:56] You don't think the game being six to four is a coincidence. No, that's how the

[04:05:01] We won.

[04:05:03] We won.

[04:05:05] We won.

[04:05:07] We won.

[04:05:09] We put our hearts into everything.

[04:05:11] Our hearts and souls.

[04:05:13] I'm gonna be honest.

[04:05:15] Eurosis is gonna roll around in two years.

[04:05:17] Spain's gonna win.

[04:05:19] Again.

[04:05:21] Put money on it.

[04:05:23] I've made so many bets today.

[04:05:25] I'll put a thousand bucks Spain wins.

[04:05:27] I'll put a thousand bucks.

[04:05:29] They don't okay that I needed better line

[04:05:33] Two-to-one or three-to-one okay? No a thousand bucks England doesn't win because this is a single knockout, and there's no

[04:05:40] Fuck that deal. I know my I know my lines. That's a shit line

[04:05:44] I wager a thousand and I'm betting on one team you're betting on 30 teams, and we both wager a thousand

[04:05:51] Okay, two-to-one two-to-one three-to-one two to one if I get three grand if Spain wins

[04:05:57] Okay, two to one. Fuck it.

[04:05:59] Do I get a grant?

[04:06:00] Grant.

[04:06:01] Because you're betting on anybody else.

[04:06:03] Yep, everyone else.

[04:06:04] Dude, Spain's young, bro.

[04:06:06] England's, your guys' best player is 85 years old, bro.

[04:06:09] I don't remember this.

[04:06:12] That's a pretty much one month, can I join please?

[04:06:14] Yeah.

[04:06:15] Cool, cool.

[04:06:16] Alright, see you around, James.

[04:06:17] Good to see you, bro.

[04:06:19] Thank you, man.

[04:06:20] Ora.

[04:06:22] Yo, so it looks like a video game character, bro.

[04:06:25] Did he won musical chairs?

[04:06:28] Like, what a chat, bro.

[04:06:31] Joe's running?

[04:06:32] Joe's running right now.

[04:06:33] Switch.

[04:06:34] Switch.

[04:06:35] Oh, it already is.

[04:06:36] Joe's running.

[04:06:37] Joe's running.

[04:06:38] I'm going to the finish line.

[04:06:45] Oh, yeah, of course, my bad.

[04:07:05] Oh, a lot to be here.

[04:07:08] Dude, Joe gets top two or top one.

[04:07:14] Come on, Joe.

[04:07:16] I'm hot as hell.

[04:07:26] My god, Joe's about to run. Joe's about to run.

[04:07:28] Come on, Joe.

[04:07:33] Done dem iflin' the people cussin'.

[04:07:36] Come on, Joe.

[04:07:40] How you feelin' about, Joe?

[04:07:41] Uh, good. How you feelin' about run?

[04:07:43] but, you know, he's gonna run it, so that's all he has to say.

[04:07:47] What did he get last time?

[04:07:48] Second, third to last, so...

[04:07:52] Not bad.

[04:07:53] Not last, which is good.

[04:07:56] Who got last? Canada, I think?

[04:08:00] I think it was U-Cut.

[04:08:01] Come on Joe, come on Joe.

[04:08:25] Dude what if Joe gets first?

[04:08:27] What if?

[04:08:28] Do you believe in miracles?

[04:08:29] Oh, if they jump early, they're out.

[04:08:44] Come on, Joe.

[04:08:45] Come on.

[04:08:48] Chat Joe is guaranteed second and first would be the cherry on top.

[04:08:56] This would be the chair on top.

[04:09:15] Come on, Joe. Come on, Joe.

[04:09:19] Come on, Joe. Focus, focus.

[04:09:21] Come on, Joe.

[04:09:26] Come on, Joe, chat lock-in.

[04:09:43] From the back of the house!

[04:09:45] I'm not an idiot, nobody.

[04:09:47] Ready!

[04:09:55] Joe was in the front. Joe was in...

[04:09:57] Joe's so pissed.

[04:09:59] Joe's pissed?

[04:10:00] He has to be.

[04:10:04] Yeah, he's ran this three times now.

[04:10:06] Joe was in the front row.

[04:10:13] Bro, Joe was in the front.

[04:10:26] Joe's takeoff looked good right there.

[04:10:38] Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!

[04:10:40] No, Enzo, bro, Enzo so fast.

[04:10:54] Joe's start was so good, bro, Enzo so fast.

[04:10:59] Dude, Joe's start is good, like Joe has the technique.

[04:11:09] I'm about to go to job.

[04:11:13] Hey Joe, Joe, good shit.

[04:11:21] It's going to be the same shit.

[04:11:24] Yeah, first second, good shit.

[04:11:26] Your start was good on both of those things.

[04:11:28] Second is a lot of points.

[04:11:29] Yeah, second is a lot of points.

[04:11:31] Dude, Enzo is just insane.

[04:11:33] I was closer that time.

[04:11:35] Dude, I said that would happen because your start was so slow.

[04:11:38] Last time that was a good start second place. How bad?

[04:11:44] Strides yeah like he stood up

[04:11:48] Like I'm standing up and I'm already max when they stand up. That's your max speed. Yeah, he's just running that

[04:11:55] He's dude

[04:11:56] His strides are probably a foot longer than mine really yeah. Oh my god. I feel like I fucking pulled

[04:12:03] How about you can switch after the event?

[04:12:05] Fuck no

[04:12:06] Wait, so what do you run? What are you?

[04:12:09] I'll do a Gatorade actually can I get a Gatorade? Thank you, sir. Oh

[04:12:13] My god, why?

[04:12:15] Best. Oh, what's this?

[04:12:17] Oh, Water Raid

[04:12:23] I feel like I'm fucking pulling hard. I have as you can switch out the Iran. Oh, it sucks

[04:12:28] Yo, you did good, bro.

[04:12:31] Yo, your start is clean, bro.

[04:12:33] Like, you have a good start.

[04:12:36] Bro, actually, when he sounded the horn,

[04:12:38] I hear like a muted end of your restart.

[04:12:43] Wait, so what happened?

[04:12:44] He was joking or something?

[04:12:45] He said set, and he tried to do the horn,

[04:12:48] but it didn't blow.

[04:12:49] It like fizzled out, and he was like, just restart.

[04:12:52] Evil games, bro.

[04:12:53] You did good.

[04:12:54] That's a lot of points, bro.

[04:12:56] Do we even want seven?

[04:12:57] I think we're going to jump.

[04:12:58] I think we did six points.

[04:13:00] That's it, bro.

[04:13:02] I was like, bro, you're gonna hook him in.

[04:13:04] Dude, if that's a little longer, I don't know.

[04:13:07] Maybe.

[04:13:09] I just started jogging at the end because I was like, I'm just...

[04:13:12] Yeah.

[04:13:14] Bro.

[04:13:16] Dude, the thing that's annoying though is Joe's first start was so fast.

[04:13:20] Like, the first start Joe did, he got out first.

[04:13:28] What did you get I got 4.2 hundred meters what place did Ron Ron get bro

[04:13:40] that's how much is you guys hungry guys the only challenges here but how's that

[04:13:51] here I think he actually loves it I play every morning and night I'm not

[04:13:56] LARPing it's actually easy to cuz he didn't is playing now when he's aren't even a lot doing it because like he's so cute

[04:14:01] I'm warning. Here's what I say

[04:14:03] If you're a true competitive gamer league is gonna be a favorite game if you're actually a competitive gamer

[04:14:09] I'm like if you constantly want to challenge your mind. You know what I mean the beginning process to you know

[04:14:14] I think I'm proof it matters a lot

[04:14:16] And so when you see yourself improve like how you're probably dropping a lot of kills now, right?

[04:14:19] Yeah, cuz from where they started they put me back to bronze and dude

[04:14:22] I got like four MVPs in a row the other night. Oh shit. Oh, so like he's like actually pissed off. Yeah

[04:14:27] Yeah, yeah right now. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, you're cooking bro. That's what does it

[04:14:33] Yeah, bro

[04:14:36] Two challengers and the only future challenger. Yeah, I'll be challenger in four years

[04:14:41] Give it four years. I'll be job. That's the one time to keep playing bro

[04:14:45] If I'm dude if I can see improvements, I'll keep mine. So do you know Moe?

[04:14:49] Mo, Mo, what's his, like,

[04:14:52] Yasuo, you know Mo?

[04:14:53] Oh, I know.

[04:14:54] I was like, Dante's talking about Yasuo.

[04:14:55] He was like gambling now, whatever.

[04:14:57] So Mo was like silver or platinum,

[04:14:58] and then a year later he was challenging.

[04:15:00] Too possible.

[04:15:01] Jinxie, listen, there's something.

[04:15:02] Absolutely.

[04:15:03] It's because you have to listen, bro.

[04:15:05] At the beginning of season, anybody can hit challenger.

[04:15:07] So as long as you get to a master level,

[04:15:10] it's true, by the end of this year,

[04:15:12] if you're master level, next season you're challenger.

[04:15:14] No, but that's like Dante's being challenger once ever,

[04:15:17] and he touches it on heck from one time.

[04:15:19] It's hard.

[04:15:19] It instantly drops out.

[04:15:20] No, that's true, bro.

[04:15:21] I hit it every season, every split for the last few years.

[04:15:24] A lot of it should do a segment where you explain losers

[04:15:27] to you at the streamer games.

[04:15:28] Like, everybody in the crowd goes silent.

[04:15:30] Bro, I gave him the most.

[04:15:31] People are throwing things at you.

[04:15:33] I gave him the most quoted stream idea ever.

[04:15:36] I said, listen, for the next game where you do,

[04:15:38] it's called Popsicle Deep Throat.

[04:15:39] So you get one of those multi-colored popsicles?

[04:15:42] Dude, Tyler's a dad, bro.

[04:15:43] You can't be doing this shit.

[04:15:45] But he's a dad.

[04:15:46] Sex and drunken.

[04:15:48] Okay, I never made jokes about drugs.

[04:15:50] True.

[04:15:51] I have lines not on cross, bro.

[04:15:52] We're in fifth, by the way.

[04:15:54] Oh, shit, we're shot up.

[04:15:56] There we go.

[04:16:01] Yana, yana.

[04:16:03] Pretty confident.

[04:16:06] Dude, top five now, that's good.

[04:16:09] So which ones are you solo doing?

[04:16:11] I know you're doing the goalie.

[04:16:12] The only one I'm actually solo doing is goalie,

[04:16:14] because the other one is a duo one with Joe,

[04:16:16] Consolo slash duo count it's like that. Wait are you guys seeing the half and half or crate sack? It's um

[04:16:22] Half and half half and half. Okay, okay

[04:16:27] Jinx we get lasted a hundred meters. I think I would unbiasedly be like barely faster than wrong

[04:16:37] Dude, I think I'm gonna faint bro

[04:16:41] No, I'm gonna just pound it again, right? I might just sit in that water fan. Oh my god. It's a water fan

[04:16:46] Thank you though, not that bad.

[04:16:49] This is such a cool event, bro, but I don't want to be gaming.

[04:17:18] No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. This is...

[04:17:24] You're hogging the fan? Wait, what did I do?

[04:17:28] Guys, I hogged it for two seconds. Bro, I'm an athlete. Now I'm about to fart.

[04:17:37] Dude, some seeds right now would hit. Some seeds or like some league? Like some league master Yi? I'm like...

[04:17:48] Yeah, of course, bro, nice to meet you.

[04:17:59] It's crazy to meet you in person, bro.

[04:18:01] Yo, is that a faculty shirt?

[04:18:03] No, bro.

[04:18:04] That looks like faculty logo.

[04:18:06] Kind of.

[04:18:07] Wait, do you know who faculty is?

[04:18:08] Do you see him?

[04:18:09] Yes.

[04:18:10] Yeah.

[04:18:11] My bad.

[04:18:12] Oh.

[04:18:13] Thank you, bro.

[04:18:14] Yes, sir.

[04:18:15] Have a good one, man.

[04:18:16] Yep, nice to meet you, bro.

[04:18:17] What does an apple and a piece of paper go with?

[04:18:22] If you hit the apple anywhere and it's through the apple,

[04:18:26] you get 22 points.

[04:18:27] What do you mean, malls, bro?

[04:18:29] Oops, sorry.

[04:18:30] If you hit me anywhere, you get minus three points.

[04:18:37] Okay, do you understand?

[04:18:38] Minus three plus 22.

[04:18:41] Jinxie, ignore the love.

[04:18:47] You gotta sit like right up here.

[04:18:50] And then put your hands up.

[04:18:52] First, and if not, you're fired.

[04:18:56] Let's never get it back on.

[04:18:59] Oh.

[04:19:00] Oh.

[04:19:01] Oh.

[04:19:02] Oh.

[04:19:03] Oh.

[04:19:04] Oh.

[04:19:05] Oh.

[04:19:06] Oh.

[04:19:07] Oh.

[04:19:08] Oh.

[04:19:09] Oh.

[04:19:10] Oh.

[04:19:11] Oh.

[04:19:12] Oh.

[04:19:13] Oh.

[04:19:14] I'll say ready

[04:19:21] All this to God spot. Oh my god, who's doing archery for international is it

[04:19:29] Are you guys?

[04:19:31] You have to be tired. I told my time. I said I'm not eating a head of lettuce

[04:19:35] I ran a 12 to a second time. I literally started jogging at the end

[04:19:38] Yeah, first one, I really want to know what I actually ran, dude, because the first one

[04:19:44] it said I ran a 10 to and I'm like, I didn't know.

[04:19:47] Joe, I definitely ran faster.

[04:19:48] The first one, you, I think everybody was slower this time.

[04:19:51] That was tight.

[04:19:52] Bro, Joe, um, your second start was your best start.

[04:19:57] The one that got called back.

[04:19:59] You flew out.

[04:20:00] Like I'm not even kidding.

[04:20:01] You were in first place on the start.

[04:20:02] Yeah.

[04:20:03] And that just sucks, bro.

[04:20:04] But it was like, it was, he had to reset it because the air horn, literally.

[04:20:08] So he wasn't trying to fuck around?

[04:20:10] No, he tried to hold it, but it just didn't actually, like, make noise.

[04:20:17] Okay, I think Yana's about to go.

[04:20:19] Oh, damn, I didn't even know they had that shit here.

[04:20:22] On that jumbo screen.

[04:20:24] Oh, yeah, it's right there.

[04:20:27] Did they have drone footage?

[04:20:32] Where's Yana?

[04:20:34] is it it's four at a time four at a time so oh fuck they all mess wait they

[04:20:41] just keep going till someone hits it no I think they all just shot one oh no

[04:20:45] Yana's going did Yana shoot she shot yeah let me try to like Yana did I can't

[04:20:58] I don't think anyone made it do you just get points if you hit the board you get

[04:21:14] points if you hit the board and the guy said if you that was a practice shot

[04:21:17] practice shot I don't know if he's saying that because they all messed or if you

[04:21:20] hit the apple you get 22 but they said you get points even if you don't yes

[04:21:27] Even if you hit like oh if you hit Ludwig like the ref you'd lose minus three

[04:21:34] But they all they each get three shots. Yes, so if you're gonna miss like miss it. I'm I'm so serious

[04:21:40] I'm with Tyler. I'm gonna be such an ass

[04:21:42] I'm gonna be a fucking dickhead

[04:21:45] Not to my team, but like I'm gonna

[04:21:48] Fuckin spike on someone. I think

[04:21:50] I think, um, Valdibal is I'm just gonna be last event.

[04:21:53] I can create stacks after this.

[04:21:56] I didn't know that was tonight.

[04:21:57] I'm gonna do targeting.

[04:21:58] I'm literally just going to...

[04:22:01] Just target the worst player.

[04:22:02] Yep, target the worst player.

[04:22:05] Cause we need fucking points, bro.

[04:22:06] We're in like fifth.

[04:22:07] That's good though, that's not bad.

[04:22:08] We had like...

[04:22:10] Somebody just had a lot of like, is that Yana?

[04:22:12] That's minus three.

[04:22:13] Is that Yana?

[04:22:15] Oh god.

[04:22:17] Is that Yana?

[04:22:19] Oh god.

[04:22:20] I think that was you.

[04:22:22] Oh, no, she hit the board.

[04:22:24] She hit the board, she hit the board.

[04:22:25] We down at the board?

[04:22:26] Yeah.

[04:22:27] She hit like the blue circle.

[04:22:39] She hit the board.

[04:22:50] I'm trying to like just sit up

[04:22:53] You gonna hit the ref

[04:22:56] Yeah, she just said there's an arrow sticking in the log next chest

[04:23:02] No, my god, somebody hit the ref in the fucking face does that count if you hit him in the shirt

[04:23:08] Only the shirt. What is the face that?

[04:23:12] It's only oh, no, it's not only the shirt

[04:23:15] It's probably more minus points for face

[04:23:17] I don't know, bro. I don't even fucking care. I need to fucking play that.

[04:23:24] Because that's like right under the apple.

[04:23:26] Bro, I feel like I'm dying.

[04:23:32] Really?

[04:23:35] I don't think you realize like running a one full exertion. You gotta do this, bro.

[04:23:41] Fire!

[04:23:42] When's the last time you ran a one?

[04:23:43] Oh, yes, thank you.

[04:23:44] Yeah, of course. It's really wet.

[04:23:45] What is it?

[04:23:46] I oh thank you so much. Oh my god

[04:23:51] That's cool. Oh my god, that's cold as shit. Oh

[04:24:01] Oh my god, that's like a cold lunch

[04:24:11] I'm throwing this shit right on my face, bro. Oh

[04:24:13] Oh brother.

[04:24:15] I'm like, that's like Conner and Wii Sports, brother.

[04:24:18] They have Wii Sports here.

[04:24:19] They have Wii Sports here?

[04:24:20] Yeah, Conner's doing the Wii Sports stream.

[04:24:22] Wait, which comment?

[04:24:23] Wii's pants.

[04:24:24] Conner's pants?

[04:24:25] I thought he does a lot of Fortnite stuff.

[04:24:26] He's right over there if you don't mind.

[04:24:27] Really?

[04:24:28] Bro, I severely underestimated how much the sun would actually, like, bake me.

[04:24:33] Like, I'm getting destroyed by the sun.

[04:24:36] estimated how much the Sun would actually like bake me like I'm getting

[04:24:40] destroyed by the Sun yeah you were like yeah us Floridians it's always hot I

[04:24:48] was like dude it's gonna be terrible outside dude but it's like it's like so

[04:24:53] hot and it's not humid at all it's just straight heat I think it's you dude if

[04:25:00] If you think this is humid, bro, Florida humidity is like 10.

[04:25:08] Oh, my God, that actually feels good.

[04:25:09] Once you break that barrier for the first second, fuck, that feels good.

[04:25:14] I'm not even alive.

[04:25:15] They were mentioning cold baths, bro.

[04:25:18] I would get asked get in a cold bath.

[04:25:20] How to just do what you just did.

[04:25:21] Ooh, ooh, that feels good.

[04:25:23] On the neck?

[04:25:24] Yeah.

[04:25:27] It's 110 in Vegas right now.

[04:25:29] Fuck that.

[04:25:30] What is the feels like here?

[04:25:33] Because it's probably like 95.

[04:25:40] Wait, Yana's in a sudden death?

[04:25:43] Yana's in a sudden death.

[04:25:44] I think she's winning.

[04:25:45] She's in the top two?

[04:25:46] Oh, it's only 84 degrees, bro.

[04:25:48] On God, it feels like 98.

[04:25:50] Like, it's hot.

[04:25:51] Wait, Yana's in top two.

[04:25:53] Yeah, I think Yana...

[04:25:54] She's in the final two, bro.

[04:25:56] She's in the third target, if you can see it.

[04:25:58] Dude, I told her she'd get top two.

[04:26:00] Hey, you are such a liar.

[04:26:03] Oh my god, this fucker stands in front.

[04:26:10] Oh my god.

[04:26:11] Did she just hit the apple?

[04:26:12] Did Yonah hit the apple?

[04:26:13] Yonah hit the apple.

[04:26:14] No, I think it's right next to the apple.

[04:26:16] I don't know.

[04:26:16] That's fucking crazy, though.

[04:26:17] Look at it.

[04:26:22] She's in the finals.

[04:26:24] Yonah's in the.

[04:26:25] Dude, I said she get.

[04:26:26] When we were back there, she was like, do you want to switch?

[04:26:28] Like she wanted to do half and half.

[04:26:30] I said, yeah, you're saying you're a good at archery.

[04:26:32] Dude, I said she'd get top two or one and she was like, no.

[04:26:36] Like I appreciate the enthusiasm.

[04:26:37] She kept saying she was like, I'm so positive.

[04:26:39] I was like, you're too positive.

[04:26:41] I was like, you need to be like, fuck the other teams.

[04:26:44] I'm going to win.

[04:26:45] Dude, yeah.

[04:26:46] And dude, she aced that.

[04:26:48] So she's at least top two or top four.

[04:26:51] I'm like, how does that work?

[04:26:52] Dude, I don't know.

[04:26:53] Do you want to try to get closer?

[04:26:54] But you kind of can.

[04:26:55] There's a red line right there.

[04:26:56] There's like a red line.

[04:27:01] Oh my God.

[04:27:05] Bro, yeah.

[04:27:07] Y'all this in the top two against France?

[04:27:09] That's good, they're like dead last.

[04:27:11] You know what I mean?

[04:27:12] It's not like a winning team.

[04:27:15] I'm gonna sweat my nuts off in volleyball.

[04:27:23] Oh, she's top four.

[04:27:26] So she won her category and then I think they're going to go again with all the top

[04:27:42] people from each group.

[04:27:48] So she's at least top two.

[04:27:49] That's good.

[04:27:50] Yeah, that's good.

[04:27:51] Yeah, she said she wanted to do it.

[04:27:54] What?

[04:27:55] It just depends on how you're searching.

[04:27:56] Hell yeah.

[04:28:00] So it's based off a total points thing?

[04:28:02] I don't know.

[04:28:03] If she got first out of four, she at least made it.

[04:28:09] Okay, so the top two people from each group move on to the final four.

[04:28:15] I don't know, maybe it's true.

[04:28:18] And why did she battle someone else?

[04:28:21] They were tied maybe?

[04:28:23] They were tied for a second.

[04:28:27] She got second out of fourth.

[04:28:29] She's at least out of fourth.

[04:28:33] Ron's about to go.

[04:28:45] Dude, I'm curious to see how good Ron does.

[04:28:50] Yeah, you want to go stable?

[04:28:52] Where's Ron?

[04:29:05] Okay, let's see if Ron is stable.

[04:29:08] Let's see if he's stable.

[04:29:10] I feel like a dick because like if Ron did that to me, I'd be pissed, dude, archery looks

[04:29:35] It's fun. Like this one looks fun.

[04:29:55] Hey bitch, it's fucking hot though.

[04:30:00] It's hot.

[04:30:05] So did Yana get first in her group or second?

[04:30:19] Second got it. The fart of twins.

[04:30:23] Oh, so she was doing a sudden death because she was tied for third in the mate. Okay, got it.

[04:30:35] got it got it somebody hit Ludwig that's minus three that's good come on has

[04:30:49] Ron win he hit Ludwig oh yeah Ron did hit Ludwig Ron got minus three

[04:31:05] We are in fifth place we're in seventh

[04:31:14] That's not that bad dude. Our people are first right now.

[04:31:19] What's this guy doing?

[04:31:30] What a fucking weirdo.

[04:31:38] Tackled him, he tackled him, he tackled him.

[04:31:40] He tackled it? I'm watching the live feed.

[04:31:57] He almost got hit by an arrow.

[04:32:01] That's like totally his fault.

[04:32:05] That's a good way to die.

[04:32:10] Bro, what a weirdo.

[04:32:14] Bro, it looked like he was like streaming, like...

[04:32:17] Alright.

[04:32:19] This is not the way, bro.

[04:32:22] Well, you get five seconds of hatred.

[04:32:24] You know what they call?

[04:32:25] What?

[04:32:25] Actually, call.

[04:32:26] Alright.

[04:32:27] Yeah, like, dude, he almost got hit by a fucking arrow, bro.

[04:32:30] That's what I'm saying, actually.

[04:32:31] I appreciate it.

[04:32:34] Can you say it for one time?

[04:32:35] Say what?

[04:32:36] Alright.

[04:32:37] Those days are gone bro.

[04:32:42] Iconic.

[04:32:43] Bro I love you bro.

[04:32:44] Love you too bro.

[04:32:45] I mean bro I text you by R6 tournament.

[04:32:46] You wanna play?

[04:32:47] Yeah I'm done.

[04:32:48] Text me?

[04:32:49] It's in 10 days.

[04:32:50] Yeah.

[04:32:51] You good bro?

[04:32:52] No I'm always down for your tournament.

[04:32:53] I know you're pretty good bro.

[04:32:54] Like I remember you're not mad.

[04:32:55] Like I beat you.

[04:32:56] You killed me.

[04:32:57] You did not.

[04:32:58] Alright.

[04:32:59] You killed me.

[04:33:00] But I thought you nice at R6.

[04:33:01] What happened?

[04:33:02] Bro it's one shot headshot bro.

[04:33:03] I thought you were nice at R6.

[04:33:04] Bro I thought you were nice at R6.

[04:33:05] What happened?

[04:33:06] one shot head shot bro you got to do more terminal I don't know what game

[04:33:10] we can do next but I'm gonna do our six every game it fortnight maybe black

[04:33:14] ops to just like I'm still gonna be good

[04:33:18] slide you're the creep till you look like you're the only one can do this

[04:33:23] tournaments yeah thank you right here bro you got like grass I'm after I got

[04:33:27] the way right here you know what I just realized I'm coming for you in volleyball

[04:33:30] On the back of my shirt my self. Did you get it?

[04:33:41] How much do I got I do them good now. Yeah, good

[04:33:47] Thank you, bro. So it looks like we have technical difficulties because someone sprinted on

[04:34:00] Will you deny your mother's fear of me and her?

[04:34:03] Is he like down on the ground?

[04:34:05] I stand with him and speak in his legs,

[04:34:07] sit on the air,

[04:34:08] and there is straightnesses that jump down.

[04:34:10] Like a friend.

[04:34:11] I'm about to try and get a hold of this.

[04:34:13] Oh, he's getting arrested.

[04:34:15] Come on, man.

[04:34:16] He's getting arrested.

[04:34:17] He's getting arrested?

[04:34:18] Sure, man. I'm starving.

[04:34:19] I'm on my own.

[04:34:25] Dude, what an idiot.

[04:34:27] Hi guys, go to IRL, bro, he actually got arrested.

[04:34:37] Dude, what a fucking idiot.

[04:34:45] Did he get hit or not?

[04:34:47] He didn't get hit.

[04:34:50] Dude, dude, look.

[04:34:56] He's getting booed, but I'd be like the dumbest form of streaming.

[04:35:13] He was streaming.

[04:35:15] What an idiot.

[04:35:17] He risked his life for like a three second like clip.

[04:35:22] well he's now in handcuffs what a fucking idiot I think he ran like right in front

[04:35:33] of John

[04:35:35] Yeah, he's arrested, bro.

[04:35:47] Dude, but it's like, it's what he said, anything for clout, but you don't even get clout,

[04:35:54] bro.

[04:35:55] You get, like, just booed for 10 seconds.

[04:35:57] There's like no point of doing that.

[04:35:59] I mean, he had his phone in his hand, like.

[04:36:04] Bro, and then he's like also risking getting injured from me.

[04:36:10] And then that just slowed down the whole event.

[04:36:16] What happened?

[04:36:17] Basically, they were shooting like arrows, like doing the event.

[04:36:21] And this kid jumps over the gate, streaming, shirtless, runs in front of like the arrow

[04:36:27] being shot.

[04:36:29] And then like almost gets hit, runs around, gets tackled by security, and then he got

[04:36:34] I'm gonna rest it.

[04:36:48] Since when did you become mobile?

[04:36:50] Shouting mold, you've been typing that for five minutes.

[04:36:53] I've been mobile my whole life.

[04:37:04] Dude, I wonder how the second round's gonna...

[04:37:14] So, I think they have to reset that round.

[04:37:18] Let me see how Yana's feeling.

[04:37:21] Yana, I told you top two.

[04:37:26] It was like, you almost hit the apple one time, too, right?

[04:37:29] No, I think I have to...

[04:37:30] I hit like...

[04:37:31] Ah, no.

[04:37:32] But I think I'll have to do it again.

[04:37:34] What do you mean? You got top two?

[04:37:36] I think it was the one with the most points you compete for at bottom.

[04:37:39] Yeah, you go to the top four now.

[04:37:41] The bottom four are like cut.

[04:37:43] So you're already like top four.

[04:37:46] Okay. Well, now that I kinda...

[04:37:48] Wait, are you sure? Cause I think I go again.

[04:37:50] Wait, really?

[04:37:52] Yeah, yeah.

[04:37:53] But this time I think I know what I'm doing.

[04:37:55] Yeah. So does it...

[04:37:58] Does it drop? Like does the arrow...

[04:38:00] Arrow kind of like no honestly, you know how you were saying don't pull too much force when you pull a lot of force

[04:38:05] It will go where you need it to go. Oh, so that's like last resistance. Yeah

[04:38:12] Because you don't look through that just want to try to get it work

[04:38:16] Wait, you hold it like which way like well, this is for left-handed people

[04:38:20] But pretend I'm like for example the bows the bows that's right here and don't you aim with this

[04:38:25] This up here. I think

[04:38:27] Because the black thing...

[04:38:29] That's a good question. I actually don't even know.

[04:38:31] I would assume you would aim here.

[04:38:33] But maybe you're right with that.

[04:38:35] Yeah, I didn't really worry.

[04:38:37] What are they saying? Yes or no?

[04:38:39] You aim with the two things?

[04:38:41] Because it looks like it's unscrewed here.

[04:38:43] Wait Chad, does she aim with the two things or the black thing?

[04:38:47] They're saying they don't know.

[04:38:49] Oh, well that's okay. I'll figure it out.

[04:38:51] But I think it's those two.

[04:38:53] With the arrow, they said.

[04:38:55] What is that?

[04:38:56] No, but the arrow...

[04:38:57] No, no, no, because the arrow is not the accurate.

[04:38:59] Guys, when you look at the A squared plus B squared plus C squared, it really doesn't

[04:39:03] do the definition.

[04:39:04] It doesn't really do it's service.

[04:39:06] So when you look at it, you've got to pull it, aim it like this, and then bada bing bada

[04:39:11] boom, you know?

[04:39:12] Yeah, if I tell you it's like blind leading the...

[04:39:14] Like I had...

[04:39:15] The one I shot had a hole, and that was just a...

[04:39:17] It was obvious to aim, but that is like confusing as shit.

[04:39:21] I know.

[04:39:22] Well, you're doing good though.

[04:39:24] Did you get second in your group out of four people?

[04:39:27] I mean, you got to the second most points.

[04:39:29] I thought it was the lowest points.

[04:39:30] Like the two compete, no?

[04:39:32] No.

[04:39:33] Like, you got top two in your group.

[04:39:36] You made it to the next round.

[04:39:37] I had a foreign student get top two.

[04:39:38] And she was competing against me.

[04:39:40] But they were bottomed.

[04:39:41] You guys were tied for third.

[04:39:42] And whoever won your guys is 1v1, 1 the top two.

[04:39:46] Because you guys were tied for third.

[04:39:47] You're smart.

[04:39:48] Smart to the end.

[04:39:48] OK.

[04:39:49] Yeah, I'm ready!

[04:39:52] So the more you pull it, the less the arrow, like...

[04:39:55] I feel like...

[04:39:56] Honestly, I was pulling it with a pretty good force.

[04:39:58] I got a meat arm on me, so I did it.

[04:40:00] Does your chat play sports or video games?

[04:40:03] Uh, probably mostly video games.

[04:40:06] I think some of them play sports though.

[04:40:07] Can I know what your community's name is?

[04:40:09] Um...

[04:40:10] The Jinxonators?

[04:40:11] I don't have, like, a name.

[04:40:12] I just call them, uh, Chat.

[04:40:14] Aw.

[04:40:15] That's sweet.

[04:40:16] What do you call your community?

[04:40:18] Q and Cuddley's they're right there really they really love you a lot

[04:40:22] Thank you guys. Yeah, I told you you get top two. So like anything after this is just bonus, okay

[04:40:31] No, no, no, you see like where lovely shoulder is I would hit the blue like right beside his face

[04:40:37] Yeah, so I'm a shot

[04:40:40] 22 points somebody said so if you hit the apple you'll get some you win. Yeah, but I just don't want to hit

[04:40:44] I'm gonna try. Yeah, don't worry. I think I got it. Sorry. Good luck

[04:40:52] Yo guys, I'm not saying that I call you guys the chiddlers or chitties disciples. I've never once uttered those words

[04:41:00] addressing anything

[04:41:04] Guys that's like the worst name ever the victims, okay. Oh

[04:41:11] Yes, thank you

[04:41:14] Thank you so much. I'll do this one. Thank you.

[04:41:32] You're not gonna win volleyball, bro.

[04:41:34] Like, what have you genuinely done besides sit here and drink water?

[04:41:37] I got back here.

[04:41:38] No, no, seriously. Like, seriously.

[04:41:40] Little bit of a low cost.

[04:41:41] You know, sit here and drink water, clap for your teammate.

[04:41:43] You're a teammate, like you're a team clapper.

[04:41:46] Let's get a clap in the chat and take some chat.

[04:41:48] I remember this.

[04:41:49] These little chairs was controversial,

[04:41:51] to say the least.

[04:41:52] That was the way I got out, was stupid.

[04:41:54] And that's the only event I've done.

[04:41:55] So what do you want me to do?

[04:41:56] Get wings and fly over there?

[04:41:58] I'm gonna be like, yo, team, I got this.

[04:42:00] Instead of being like, yo, yo, you got this,

[04:42:02] yo, y'all, y'all, you got this.

[04:42:04] Yo, I'm not a clapper.

[04:42:06] Yo, Jason.

[04:42:07] That'd be a clapper.

[04:42:07] Tomorrow is the penalty shootout,

[04:42:09] which is the last event.

[04:42:10] I'm going to win us.

[04:42:12] I'm gonna win us the event dude. Would you rather be the guy that starts off the event good or the guy that wins the event at the end?

[04:42:18] You know the answer

[04:42:20] What place did you get in the race? Please tell me do better than wrong?

[04:42:26] Wait so Ron got six I got like milliseconds off the third

[04:42:30] I try my best

[04:42:33] And we got out

[04:42:35] Oh my god, look at the apple with the apple

[04:42:42] Come on, come on, Yana.

[04:42:44] She's top floor.

[04:42:45] Woo!

[04:42:54] I mean, Chad, like, am I supposed to not clap?

[04:42:56] Like, it's called being a supportive teammate.

[04:42:58] My events are tomorrow.

[04:43:00] My events are tomorrow, bro.

[04:43:03] Come on, Yana!

[04:43:12] Just hit the arrow or just hit the fucking apple hit the apple or intimate

[04:43:19] Yo, I'm not a cheerleader bro, it's called support

[04:43:29] Jinxie you're only drinking water

[04:43:33] Not bad not bad not bad. We'll take that

[04:43:39] She hit the ground

[04:43:42] I don't know what to do.

[04:43:44] I don't know either.

[04:43:46] Are you the builder?

[04:43:48] I don't even know.

[04:43:50] I have CTE.

[04:43:52] Let me go look up a couple of times.

[04:43:54] No, we don't have CTE.

[04:43:56] No, like, I legitimately...

[04:43:58] Well, actually, you might have CTE, bro.

[04:44:00] No, I've been punched on a couple of times.

[04:44:02] When we did that bro be bro,

[04:44:04] I thought you were gonna be like a spelling god

[04:44:06] in your warrant.

[04:44:08] Because you had like a legacy to fulfill, bro.

[04:44:10] bro uh and you are messy bro messy okay wait hold on hold on this is big come on yonah hit the

[04:44:16] fucking apple hit the no no it's okay it's okay

[04:44:35] you got this beat

[04:44:40] Come on Yatta, hit the apple. Tati, if you just fucking whore up.

[04:44:51] Tell her to pull it back more.

[04:45:02] It's okay, it's okay.

[04:45:04] Is that the military?

[04:45:11] You did good, bro.

[04:45:23] At least I was manly enough to do it.

[04:45:26] What are you doing?

[04:45:27] Nothing.

[04:45:28] You've been doing nothing this whole day.

[04:45:29] You're just a fucking viewing party.

[04:45:30] I heard the same shit from Jason.

[04:45:32] Bro, my events are tomorrow, bro.

[04:45:33] Like, I'm playing the long game.

[04:45:36] I'm actually not as fun.

[04:45:38] Bro, but like, why?

[04:45:39] Cause like, when I actually got the hang of it,

[04:45:41] I hit good.

[04:45:42] Oh wait, you lost archery too?

[04:45:43] Yes, bro.

[04:45:44] Dude, I'm gonna be honest, I didn't even know.

[04:45:46] I should have redone the hit.

[04:45:47] I don't know why I didn't.

[04:45:48] Oh my God.

[04:45:49] I'm still wrong.

[04:45:50] You got-

[04:45:51] The fucking military's here.

[04:45:52] You ain't wild enough.

[04:45:53] Come on.

[04:45:54] Come on.

[04:45:55] Come on.

[04:45:56] Come on, buddy.

[04:45:57] Come on.

[04:45:58] Come on.

[04:45:59] Come on.

[04:46:00] Come on.

[04:46:01] You motherfucker.

[04:46:02] Something's gonna happen.

[04:46:03] So we're on the same page.

[04:46:04] You got 6th in the race and then you got bottom 4 in archery.

[04:46:19] No, I'm done.

[04:46:20] I'm done.

[04:46:21] I'm serious.

[04:46:22] I might just vlog tomorrow.

[04:46:23] What do you mean?

[04:46:24] You're not gonna go to the event?

[04:46:25] I mean, I'm not gonna go to the event.

[04:46:26] I'm not gonna go to the event.

[04:46:27] Wait, what do you mean, like, you're not gonna go to the event?

[04:46:30] I mean, bro, I don't have any solo events left.

[04:46:33] Yeah, honestly, they could gank a kid from the crowd and he'd fill your shoes.

[04:46:37] Probably more.

[04:46:38] Because he has no content right now, he's done nothing the whole day.

[04:46:41] So, I'm being called a cheerleader or a clapper?

[04:46:44] You literally haven't done anything to him.

[04:46:46] My events are, dude, I played the last event.

[04:46:48] What have you done today?

[04:46:49] Like, actually?

[04:46:52] I, okay, he's not wrong.

[04:46:54] That's the thing.

[04:46:55] Dude, I'm goalie in the final event. I'm gonna I actually hope to God like a bowl

[04:47:02] Just like hits you and you get just knocked out and then you're just done

[04:47:07] That's disgusting. That's disgusting. You're done in volleyball. I'm gonna work you you realize well. You're not you're not Bible

[04:47:13] I was gonna run you're not athletic in any way shape or form. You are literally a fall guys character, bro

[04:47:19] How'd you even get out of here?

[04:47:21] Los is right.

[04:47:23] Okay, that's such a low blow dude.

[04:47:26] That's such a low blow.

[04:47:29] This shit can't take it bro.

[04:47:31] Can't take the heat, get out to the kitchen man.

[04:47:33] Why are there like military choppers?

[04:47:37] Huh?

[04:47:51] Wait, have I switched back to my thing?

[04:47:58] I want to check FNCS.

[04:48:00] All right, I'm going to check FNCS grants.

[04:48:07] Chad, can you see the NA Central Leaderboard?

[04:48:16] in first Peter's in first bro wasn't he in like 13 Peter retook first what

[04:48:26] places clicks in clicks is in 16th place oh brother Peter's in first damn yeah

[04:48:36] peeping boy or too strong too strong from sad that we can't watch out bro I

[04:48:40] I wish it was like in two days.

[04:48:48] All right, wait, so Yana got like four?

[04:48:54] Not bad, not bad, we'll take it.

[04:48:57] It's consistency.

[04:49:10] late last of us when you're back home you want to go forth okay that's good

[04:49:17] Peter and poyo retook first so wait there's two events left if that was

[04:49:27] individual the next one's gonna be volleyball yeah the next event's gonna

[04:49:30] to be volleyball. Second on the All Stars.

[04:49:39] Sorry. No, no, no, that's not what we're asking.

[04:49:43] Katie, just get real with him. This guy, like...

[04:49:46] James, we have another day, so it's like...

[04:49:49] I'm trying to keep his head right.

[04:49:51] Katie, what I always say is just wake up and smell the coffee.

[04:49:55] Ron is not an athlete, bro. In any way, shape, or form.

[04:49:59] I tried my best I really did. I know and I got that I got the hang get the fuck away from me you fucking fat slob I

[04:50:06] Got the hang of it. I could last second

[04:50:10] The hell type of shit is that

[04:50:12] 300-meter dash you would have got the hang of it

[04:50:15] You know or his leg would have exploded. Yeah, Ron bro look

[04:50:21] You can do a lot of stuff bro fortnight in

[04:50:25] 2019 and

[04:50:27] And Lace, Lace, throw me a bone here.

[04:50:29] You haven't done nothing today.

[04:50:31] Yes, bro, because my events are tomorrow.

[04:50:33] Tini, what are your solo events?

[04:50:35] Half and half, the soccer.

[04:50:37] Those are mine. Those are my exact events.

[04:50:39] Same exact events.

[04:50:41] She's gonna own the fuck out of you.

[04:50:43] You're gonna be useless tomorrow.

[04:50:45] You know what happens?

[04:50:47] You cut something and it has to be the same weight.

[04:50:49] Identical weight.

[04:50:51] I heard it's like, honestly, just luck.

[04:50:53] No, not for you.

[04:50:55] everyone else but at least she's Katie

[04:50:58] ooh that's got a ring to it yeah okay you're a fucking

[04:51:02] fall guys character bro that's what you are can't use I use that already

[04:51:07] I already used that bro

[04:51:10] I feel like volleyball is going to be the most draining

[04:51:20] Well, I won't be able to be sore as pumpkin.

[04:51:22] Yes.

[04:51:23] I'm going to be burnt up like a fucking sunchill.

[04:51:26] So what's today?

[04:51:26] What's left?

[04:51:27] Great stack of volleyball.

[04:51:29] I think it's going to be volleyball next,

[04:51:31] because that was individual.

[04:51:33] It's going to be volleyball, then create stack.

[04:51:36] Volleyball takes forever.

[04:51:37] Yeah, it's a whole tournament.

[04:51:38] Everybody has to play three games.

[04:51:41] I'm kind of pumped, because I've sort of been a water boy today.

[04:51:43] What?

[04:51:44] Yes, I've just been coached today.

[04:51:46] Yeah.

[04:51:46] So we finally get to get the legs in the way of the end.

[04:51:49] I'm fired up.

[04:51:50] My useless.

[04:51:52] Um, you, I mean, no, I wouldn't say useless.

[04:51:55] Like, are you the best player?

[04:51:56] Absolutely not.

[04:51:58] Oh, god.

[04:52:00] But you have, you have useless.

[04:52:02] Like what?

[04:52:03] Jinx, you go.

[04:52:05] He, he was good at Fortnite seven years ago.

[04:52:09] And Laze, he's good at.

[04:52:11] Don't beat yourself up, dude.

[04:52:18] Don't beat yourself up, dude.

[04:52:21] Don't hit yourself up, dude.

[04:52:23] Like, that's suspicious.

[04:52:25] Wait, if you hit the dummy, what happens?

[04:52:27] I would have hit another blue.

[04:52:29] And then I don't react.

[04:52:30] My second shot, I had a kid run onto the fucking pitch.

[04:52:33] Cope, cope, cope, sacro, bro.

[04:52:35] Hey, you lost.

[04:52:37] Would you like a medium fry with your large coat?

[04:52:40] I can't wait for it tomorrow because you need Stompin to do anything.

[04:52:43] So, we'll see you.

[04:52:45] There's two things that you need in your life to accomplish anything.

[04:52:47] It's either Stompin or High-Vise, bro, and you got none of them tomorrow.

[04:52:51] So you're useless. You're going to be a useless sloth.

[04:52:53] Cool, cool.

[04:52:54] We'll see you.

[04:52:55] You're going.

[04:52:56] Okay.

[04:52:57] Are you going to hide me after like tomorrow?

[04:53:00] Um, I just want to win and I feel like I'm just like setting our team back.

[04:53:05] What place are you guys in now? Do you even know yet?

[04:53:08] We were a last, before this we were like third to last.

[04:53:11] So um, but we're a day two team.

[04:53:16] I think we're a day two team as well.

[04:53:18] And then I don't know the other one.

[04:53:19] But I know France will see us.

[04:53:20] Yo, High Vives, help me tomorrow.

[04:53:23] Get it out now, bro.

[04:53:24] Yo, High Vives, change my diaper.

[04:53:27] I've never uttered that sentence, sir.

[04:53:29] Come on.

[04:53:30] I'm not going to do volleyball right now.

[04:53:31] What?

[04:53:32] I just hate you.

[04:53:33] What'd you eat?

[04:53:34] Lettuce too.

[04:53:35] Oh, brother.

[04:53:36] oh brother that's probably sitting in your stomach like a rock right now let it

[04:53:42] like a head of lettuce

[04:53:44] that's a e-gub

[04:53:46] hey that's a no you

[04:53:48] wait I want to see you all serve

[04:53:50] uh I don't want to

[04:53:52] wait no I will it's not gonna matter I'm just gonna hit it to wherever Ron is

[04:53:56] you do really know it's good

[04:53:58] yo get this guy away from me man

[04:54:01] we're here together

[04:54:03] we made alliance

[04:54:05] But I've been by finger

[04:54:14] He can't move bro, what do you want me to do?

[04:54:21] Yo, what did you do that cap cam? I'm a boy. They see

[04:54:27] Yo, is he actually injured? No, he's not

[04:55:05] Willie, do it, Willie!

[04:55:07] No, he jumped out of the wheelchair and he's not injured and Jason pulled his leg.

[04:55:13] Hey, I'm practicing my serve. Let's dial the shutter.

[04:55:16] Hey, here's a real event. None of this...

[04:55:20] Look, I understand people are having a good time.

[04:55:23] None of this paper, airplane, mumbo, jumbo. This is real shit, bro.

[04:55:35] So, it's all about getting a feel for it.

[04:55:42] I'm going to serve.

[04:55:55] Oh, come on.

[04:56:02] Come on.

[04:56:03] Just one hit.

[04:56:03] I'm sorry, man.

[04:56:05] I'll put it out of there.

[04:56:06] I'll put it out of there.

[04:56:06] Fuck.

[04:56:07] I'm sorry.

[04:56:08] Sorry.

[04:56:09] Oh.

[04:56:11] So realistic.

[04:56:12] We go four of four, and we walk by in slow motion.

[04:56:15] Yeah, I like it.

[04:56:16] What do you mean?

[04:56:17] Like, we go to the track, and it's

[04:56:18] going to be like, that's the much they're all

[04:56:20] going to scream our name.

[04:56:24] No one's doing it again.

[04:56:27] Wait for the girls to scream.

[04:56:28] Why did I agree to this?

[04:56:32] Why is the one cheering or nothing?

[04:56:36] No one's really cheering.

[04:56:40] Yeah, this is...

[04:56:44] And then do a quick wave, like...

[04:56:48] Dude, honestly bro, I'm excited for volleyball, I'm pumped up.

[04:57:18] I'm ready to be the best guy.

[04:57:23] Dude.

[04:57:25] Let's do this, man.

[04:57:26] I'm a 10-sport athlete.

[04:57:28] Wait.

[04:57:29] Hey, leave the flag.

[04:57:39] It's probably a good idea to, like, sit in shade.

[04:57:42] It's getting nice, yeah, yeah, it's getting, it's getting way less hot.

[04:57:55] It's getting way less hot.

[04:58:00] Chet, do you guys think I'm in good enough shape for volleyball?

[04:58:28] I was doing 1v1 with Joe and I gassed out quick, but 5v5 you're running around like way less

[04:58:36] This is a real event. This is some real athlete shit

[04:58:43] Hold on my chat is lagging guys, this is a real event, bro. Oh god god. No

[04:58:52] Realistically no

[04:58:54] Jinxie, you'll save all the golds tomorrow. Good luck, my boy, from Harvey.

[04:58:58] A-W, Harvey. Wait, am I sunburnt?

[04:59:05] Well, you can actually see it.

[04:59:14] Oh my god, I am sunburnt. Bro, I am sunburnt.

[04:59:25] Yo, I'm Sunburn

[04:59:28] Dude I put on sunscreen should I put on some now or is it too late?

[04:59:33] Shop on sunscreen now

[04:59:40] Hatred from the Netherlands, okay, okay, I'm gonna put on sunscreen now. Yes, okay

[04:59:54] Dude, I think my sunscreen's in the locker room.

[05:00:12] I also wouldn't mind like getting a little bit of AC going, bro.

[05:00:19] Getting a little bit of AC going.

[05:00:21] Bro, maybe I am a fat piece of shit.

[05:00:25] Like Chad, maybe y'all were right, bro.

[05:00:29] Nah.

[05:00:30] Oh, we can't go to the locker room or what?

[05:00:34] Oh, go around.

[05:00:36] Follow the red line to the track underneath right here.

[05:00:38] Yeah, it's like 10 miles.

[05:00:49] Yeah, it's like 10 miles.

[05:00:50] Yeah, it's like 10 miles.

[05:00:51] Yeah, it's like 10 miles.

[05:00:52] Yeah, it's like 10 miles.

[05:00:54] Hey, Tiki!

[05:00:55] Hey, Tiki!

[05:00:56] Tiki!

[05:00:57] Come on!

[05:00:58] Come on!

[05:00:59] Yeah, come on, man.

[05:01:01] What's up, bro?

[05:01:03] You want to spit, bro?

[05:01:04] I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

[05:01:08] Yeah, which camera, that one?

[05:01:09] This one here.

[05:01:10] This one here.

[05:01:11] Yeah, that's the one with the ball right there.

[05:01:14] Can you do me with the legendary ball right there?

[05:01:16] All right.

[05:01:17] All right.

[05:01:18] I'm allowed to get sunscreen.

[05:01:20] Cool.

[05:01:21] Let me lock in, bro.

[05:01:26] Look, bro, volleyball is going to be a good ass event.

[05:01:30] I got a feeling.

[05:01:32] Oh, that's a nice.

[05:01:36] Just right.

[05:01:43] You're good.

[05:01:44] Thank you.

[05:01:45] Thank you.

[05:01:45] Well, that's not a great idea.

[05:01:47] Just kidding.

[05:01:48] So here's my question.

[05:01:49] Give it up.

[05:01:50] I don't know.

[05:01:51] OK, I got it.

[05:01:52] OK, can you send my bag as well?

[05:01:53] Yeah.

[05:01:54] Oh, man.

[05:01:54] Oh, you got a lot of stuff.

[05:01:55] OK, this one's for this kid here and then the bag's for him.

[05:01:58] Yeah.

[05:02:00] I can look out there.

[05:02:01] Thank you.

[05:02:02] Oh

[05:02:27] Bro they got like cards bro am I in here

[05:02:32] Aura and my name is miss

[05:02:44] Just add the Z

[05:02:45] How does everybody miss that?

[05:02:47] All right, I think I have sunscreen in here. Yo, it's it's kind of quiet in here

[05:02:55] Chama do the cream

[05:02:59] Don't be weird and like

[05:03:02] Oh, fuck, that feels good, oh my god, that feels good.

[05:03:13] Yo, I'm Sunburnt and I have a feeling after volleyball

[05:03:17] I'm gonna be sore as, I'm gonna be sore as testicles, bro.

[05:03:21] I'm just gonna be honest.

[05:03:22] Yeah, this is my first like real event.

[05:03:25] Musical Chairs is like la-blah-blah-blah-psachor.

[05:03:27] This is my first real event.

[05:03:29] Musical Chairs was RNG.

[05:03:31] They were doing bass drops.

[05:03:33] Like Tyler said, you get punished for having a good reaction time.

[05:03:36] So it's favoring just chatting streamers.

[05:03:39] Because beat drops, boom, I drop, I'm out.

[05:03:42] Volleyball, it's like, I love volleyball

[05:03:44] because I can't be bullshitted.

[05:03:46] There's no gray area.

[05:03:47] It's very black and white.

[05:03:49] Like either I'm going to win, the balls

[05:03:52] enter the balls out, bro.

[05:03:54] Volleyball is very black and white, bro.

[05:03:58] I'm excited.

[05:03:59] Chad, is that enough sunscreen, you think?

[05:04:03] I just rubbed it on my pants.

[05:04:07] Chad, is that enough sunscreen?

[05:04:09] Feels good.

[05:04:17] Do it on the back of your neck.

[05:04:18] Ooh, ma back eye.

[05:04:19] Ma back eye, ma back eye.

[05:04:26] Ah.

[05:04:29] Yeah, I'm not the guy that said back of the neck, bro. Holy shit. That was for

[05:04:35] Fuck

[05:04:36] All right boys. I'm hyper-rollable. I think it's next

[05:04:41] Because they just did individual. Yeah, it's gonna be next cuz they're gonna alternate

[05:04:46] Let's do this bro ears. Oh

[05:04:49] Yeah

[05:04:50] Now put it on the tip. All right

[05:04:53] Do your ears too?

[05:04:55] Okay, ears, what else, bro?

[05:04:58] Shit, my arms aren't burnt, my arms don't get burnt.

[05:05:02] Legs, my legs are good, it's literally just my fucking face, bro.

[05:05:06] It's just my face.

[05:05:09] I think I'm good, bro.

[05:05:12] Rub the tip, okay, that's the last challenge.

[05:05:15] All right, boys, oh, I'm gonna put my wallet in my bag

[05:05:17] because I'm curious.

[05:05:19] Oh, no, it's in that bag, right?

[05:05:21] Yeah, all right.

[05:05:22] I'm good to go.

[05:05:23] Put it on your tongue, fuck it!

[05:05:29] Shut up!

[05:05:30] Keep your hands in there, keep your hands away!

[05:05:32] Don't turn around!

[05:05:33] No, don't turn around!

[05:05:38] Dude, I think people want me to rip my air once.

[05:05:45] All right.

[05:05:47] No, it's crate stack!

[05:05:48] Oh my god, I want it to be fucking volleyball!

[05:05:53] Oh wrong way wrong way got it so easy to walk over the rats

[05:06:04] Okay.

[05:06:06] Okay.

[05:06:08] It was only an appetite, guys.

[05:06:10] How many?

[05:06:12] Oh, false dirt, false dirt.

[05:06:14] That's not a false dirt.

[05:06:16] That's right, guys.

[05:06:18] Also, the food here has been like done.

[05:06:20] For sure, for sure.

[05:06:22] For sure, more food.

[05:06:24] For sure, more food.

[05:06:26] For sure, more food.

[05:06:28] For sure, more food.

[05:06:30] For sure, more food.

[05:06:32] For sure. For sure more food.

[05:06:38] The hot takes of the streamer games is that I'm the most athletic person here.

[05:06:56] And nothing hurts anymore.

[05:07:02] I would replace myself.

[05:07:06] I probably put it on Jamesy because he's just as useless as me.

[05:07:19] Streamer games MVP?

[05:07:20] I would say the streamer games MVP is the friends you made along the way.

[05:07:25] Dude, get a grip.

[05:07:27] What is this, a soap opera?

[05:07:30] Say who it is.

[05:07:35] Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[05:07:49] Christopher Mato!

[05:07:50] NO-E!

[05:07:51] E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.

[05:07:52] That's good.

[05:07:53] And then, wait, one more.

[05:07:54] Probably the imbobbing special.

[05:07:57] That's what it is.

[05:07:59] What's the imbombing special?

[05:08:01] Quarter-tumple nothing.

[05:08:03] Thank you, Rod.

[05:08:21] I have a feeling volleyball is going to take like three hours.

[05:08:27] It's like a full-blown tournament.

[05:08:29] Yo, hold on.

[05:08:34] Why aren't people saying there's a knot on my neck?

[05:08:41] What do you mean there's a knot on my neck?

[05:08:46] Where's the knot on my neck?

[05:08:54] I didn't rub it in?

[05:08:58] He's like a four-year-old child made of, okay, really made an absolute mess.

[05:09:06] Why is there not on your face? Okay, is it actually?

[05:09:13] Is it seriously like?

[05:09:21] Rub it in. Yeah, I'm trying to rub it in. Did I get it?

[05:09:28] Put it in your mouth, I'm not putting sunscreen lotion in my mouth, you psycho.

[05:09:37] To take a second look.

[05:09:43] Oh baby, give me one more chance.

[05:09:53] Hop on Siege.

[05:09:54] Yeah man, let me hop on Siege right now.

[05:09:57] in the middle of a field on a track.

[05:09:59] Let me load up seeds, bro.

[05:10:02] I'm not just ban him.

[05:10:04] Time and a place, bro.

[05:10:05] Read the room.

[05:10:07] It's one thing to say hop on seeds

[05:10:08] when I'm in a fucking setup.

[05:10:12] Yeah, I'm telling you now,

[05:10:13] crate stack looks dangerous, bro.

[05:10:16] I just know I would get in that.

[05:10:24] There's, wait, it's behind my ear?

[05:10:27] Is it behind my ear, it's still there?

[05:10:42] Can I get it?

[05:10:45] Dude, this is dangerous.

[05:10:49] Somebody's going to get in.

[05:10:51] Oh, it's starting.

[05:10:54] Oh, they're going.

[05:11:01] Dude, it's like Minecraft.

[05:11:15] Bro, Zoil, they did not think about this.

[05:11:23] going to gas out. They did not think about this. Yeah, the soil is going to get tired.

[05:11:38] Jinxie, when does the streamer game start? Literally five hours ago, bro. And volleyball

[05:11:43] up next I'm locked in boy I'm ready to roll I got this speed dude volleyball is

[05:11:53] the finale that's kind of cinema I'm gonna be sore as a mother

[05:11:59] I

[05:12:04] Being so honest

[05:12:07] I'm being so for real this

[05:12:21] What's your ADC like what do you play?

[05:12:24] fish

[05:12:25] It's like a mid later

[05:12:27] Wait, B.O. where's the script again?

[05:12:31] Stoneless.

[05:12:32] Yeah, I'm in support.

[05:12:33] You guys have a script, bro?

[05:12:35] Yeah, it's like, you know, a LARPing script.

[05:12:37] What is your R6 rank, bro?

[05:12:38] Ah, Diamond 2.

[05:12:39] Diamond 2.

[05:12:40] Now, I don't play R6 anymore.

[05:12:41] But I don't play R6 anymore.

[05:12:42] My son, Reem, you know Reem?

[05:12:43] Reem.

[05:12:44] What the fuck, you guys, you know Reem?

[05:12:45] My boy, Reem, play R6, so why would we be playing that show?

[05:12:49] No money, right?

[05:12:51] Yeah, I've seen you at streaming university.

[05:12:53] We played a game before.

[05:12:55] It was like some sort of game.

[05:12:57] Um, it was um, fuck, what's that game?

[05:13:02] Yo, I don't, it was some scribble game.

[05:13:04] Oh, scribble, it was some scribble game?

[05:13:06] No, no, no, I know what you're talking about.

[05:13:08] Makeup?

[05:13:09] No, you gotta join us.

[05:13:11] Guardic phone, guardic phone, guardic phone.

[05:13:13] Yes, oh my god, man.

[05:13:14] Yes, I know that.

[05:13:15] You gotta push me, it's one of us, bro.

[05:13:17] Oh, push us.

[05:13:18] So, you're a diamond to us each?

[05:13:20] Yes, right now, right now.

[05:13:21] What's your, like, main operator?

[05:13:23] Oh, ash.

[05:13:25] No, no, no, no, that's basic.

[05:13:27] I used to run Kavira, but she got nerfed so crazy now.

[05:13:30] I'm probably safe.

[05:13:31] If your main is Kavira, you're not dying.

[05:13:33] Like, that's LARF.

[05:13:34] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[05:13:35] No Kavira.

[05:13:36] I said I used to run Kavira.

[05:13:38] Well, my main now is probably, I'm probably safe.

[05:13:40] Nope.

[05:13:41] Ace.

[05:13:42] Threatcher.

[05:13:43] Threatcher.

[05:13:44] Threatcher.

[05:13:45] I have a lot of A's, bro.

[05:13:49] I'm probably gonna say A's, bro.

[05:13:50] Bro, yeah, let's see.

[05:13:51] I'm not gonna see players.

[05:13:52] You guys play Rocket League?

[05:13:53] Yeah.

[05:13:54] Oh my god, let me pick my team. I'm gonna pick my boy.

[05:13:59] I'm seeing bro, you took my luck and it's in the dirt.

[05:14:01] I'm watching how we win.

[05:14:02] Why ain't that nice?

[05:14:04] Yeah, I play ADC, Vain, Xerion.

[05:14:07] You just read chat, bro.

[05:14:10] You see how long it took chat delay?

[05:14:11] Probably like 30 seconds, so it's like, you better give us,

[05:14:13] you gotta build with us, bro.

[05:14:15] So how was Streamer you?

[05:14:16] Do you guys like it?

[05:14:17] Amazing, bro.

[05:14:17] It was fun?

[05:14:18] Yeah, it was actually fun, bro.

[05:14:19] Honestly, I think it's duty, though.

[05:14:21] That's when I kept begging me to come by.

[05:14:23] I didn't really want to go, but that's Sona.

[05:14:26] Yeah, what I'm saying though, like I said, the script finally came.

[05:14:28] So I'll play Sona and Rael's support.

[05:14:32] I'm like, I like to go fat.

[05:14:33] Dude, it's a pin chat.

[05:14:35] You have it as a pin chat, bro.

[05:14:37] Wait, where's Q2?

[05:14:38] Where's Q2?

[05:14:39] We talked to one of the mafia bosses, you know what I'm saying?

[05:14:41] She was that way, I think.

[05:14:44] Good luck, bro.

[05:14:45] I do know that they'll be back.

[05:14:47] You know they'll be back?

[05:14:48] They'll be back?

[05:14:49] You know, you know, uh, you know what's better?

[05:14:54] You know what's better?

[05:14:57] Lil VVET?

[05:14:58] Yeah, they call me Lil VVET.

[05:15:00] Why?

[05:15:01] Because Big VVET.

[05:15:02] It's my brother.

[05:15:02] Just pop the old kid.

[05:15:03] Yeah, pop it, pop it, kind of.

[05:15:05] Pop the old kid.

[05:15:06] You know, you know Cosnet?

[05:15:07] Yes.

[05:15:07] Yeah, that's my brother.

[05:15:08] So they call me Lil VVET.

[05:15:09] Wait, that's your brother?

[05:15:10] Yeah.

[05:15:11] Wait, what?

[05:15:11] Yeah.

[05:15:13] Wait, what?

[05:15:14] Yeah.

[05:15:15] I'm sorry, I have to old, bro.

[05:15:17] I hate popping the old blood.

[05:15:19] I don't know what they call it.

[05:15:21] I think the old.

[05:15:22] Now, I believe I have a lot, but trust me, bro.

[05:15:24] I'm better at gaming than Cobb.

[05:15:25] You got to get to see all the tournaments, bro.

[05:15:27] Matt, bro.

[05:15:28] Trust me.

[05:15:29] Oh, are you guys up?

[05:15:30] I think you're next.

[05:15:31] Look, you don't even know what he's...

[05:15:33] He's just flopping his whole shit.

[05:15:34] Hey, nice meeting you guys, man.

[05:15:35] Nice meeting you.

[05:15:36] Nice meeting you.

[05:15:37] Take care.

[05:15:38] Good luck in your games.

[05:15:39] Hey, I just want to say, hey, I'm Alec.

[05:15:40] Alec, nice to meet you.

[05:15:41] Nice to meet you, Dixie.

[05:15:42] I'm watching your content for a while.

[05:15:43] Thank you.

[05:15:44] Thank you.

[05:15:45] I appreciate it.

[05:15:46] Are you competing or not?

[05:15:47] Oh, cool. Hell yeah. Well, thank you. Hope you're enjoying the event. I'm kind of having fun.

[05:15:52] It's fun. It's hot. Um, but it's cool.

[05:15:54] Yeah, it's actually breezy now. It was hottest hour ago.

[05:15:57] I felt so bad for everyone playing. I was like, I'm so glad I broke my hand and I can't play.

[05:16:02] Somebody said, you j-wait, J-Shock? You-

[05:16:06] Oh my god.

[05:16:08] Wait, wait, you know, like, you met J-Shock?

[05:16:10] Yeah, we went to swim a year together.

[05:16:12] Oh.

[05:16:13] Okay, we did a TikTok of like he did like a dance was like the Macarena but like at the end you point to your list

[05:16:19] Okay, and the top comment is that on that is like, oh they definitely cracked and it's like no we filmed a TikTok

[05:16:27] Oh, yeah, you know the the tip-talk narratives. Yes. Yeah, Jay shock's a good friend of mine

[05:16:33] Okay

[05:16:34] All right. Yes, I love Jay shock. I met him like a week ago

[05:16:38] So he's all over the place, he's traveling.

[05:16:41] I'm about to go to New York in a few weeks and do some shit with him.

[05:16:44] We want to make, I think it's leaked, maybe not.

[05:16:48] Maybe I shouldn't leak what we're going to do.

[05:16:51] Maybe I shouldn't, but we're going to do something cool.

[05:16:53] Cool. Yeah, he's cool.

[05:16:56] How was Schumer University? I feel like it was hectic.

[05:16:59] It was so chaotic and it was just, so it's the campus started with 150 people.

[05:17:06] There was 120 students, there was the S.U.P.D., the janitors, the camp leaders, and then the professors.

[05:17:13] Did someone like drop out or somebody like dropped out on like the first day?

[05:17:16] So, yeah, so there was five golden tickets, so Kai's did not randomly pick, I think five people who subbed him during his mafia thon as like a golden ticket.

[05:17:25] One of them had never streamed ever. Like, it was just a viewer.

[05:17:28] He got in and he said he just felt so out of place and like just felt like he didn't belong to my home.

[05:17:34] I didn't even meet him, I'm not gonna lie.

[05:17:38] But some of the other Golden Ticket winners were cool.

[05:17:41] It was just, everyone was trying to see

[05:17:43] what everyone was doing.

[05:17:45] And then following it.

[05:17:46] Yeah, and that was a lot of what happened

[05:17:48] versus later on people were like,

[05:17:51] okay, this is an opportunity to collaborate with people.

[05:17:52] Like, we can just, the two of us go to my room

[05:17:54] where the three of us go to that area

[05:17:56] and do something fun.

[05:17:57] It doesn't have to be everyone doing everything.

[05:18:00] Cool.

[05:18:01] And a lot of people learned that too late.

[05:18:02] including me, but it was fun regardless.

[05:18:04] I was able to strengthen my connections

[05:18:07] and friendships with the people I already knew

[05:18:09] and made so many new friends,

[05:18:11] like all the alumni who were on Jason's team

[05:18:14] went to class with all of them.

[05:18:17] It was super fun.

[05:18:17] Were the classes like instructive?

[05:18:21] Agents classes and Ludwig's classes.

[05:18:23] They're the best, yeah.

[05:18:24] I genuinely learned from.

[05:18:25] Like Ludwig's class made me cry.

[05:18:28] That's how I even hear it.

[05:18:29] Really?

[05:18:30] Ludwig braided me.

[05:18:31] So in his class, he had like a golden star under one of the seats and I had it and it was like whoever has the golden star

[05:18:36] I'll rate your channel at the end of my class

[05:18:39] So he rated my channel and then you were like the best student. No, it was just random. Oh my god

[05:18:45] But after that I went to some classes as well because they were just generally so informative and he made me cry

[05:18:53] Damn, like because I was like, holy shit like you can clearly change my perspective

[05:18:58] Yeah, that's good Ludwig's a good teacher and agent was a great teacher last year

[05:19:06] Really, yeah, oh my god

[05:19:08] Just like RNG you're just lucky you like luck it out

[05:19:12] Who's about to start Tyler Tyler is alright. I'm gonna watch child. It was very nice meeting you. Nice meeting you

[05:19:18] All right, man. Let's see this

[05:19:21] Tyler about a start

[05:19:23] Hi guys, if I'm ever like just talking to people just probably switch it because it's like so much audio. I'm assuming

[05:19:30] If I'm talking to someone just switch it

[05:19:37] Like up the red line red line

[05:19:40] Oh, my God, Tata's about to go. He's so long. Who's Tata's teammate? Mari, okay.

[05:19:55] Yeah, I think that guy didn't really look like he was. Okay, who was this? Who was that guy?

[05:20:00] Come on Tyler.

[05:20:15] Is there about a kickoff?

[05:20:17] How did your team do? Did you guys win or lose?

[05:20:19] Oh we didn't go yet.

[05:20:20] You guys don't win yet?

[05:20:21] We're against international right.

[05:20:23] Dude I saw your clips at stream university. It was funny. Yeah. Really funny.

[05:20:27] I appreciate it.

[05:20:30] I said to have you look at what the fuck

[05:20:33] Don't talk to Jaycee like that. Oh

[05:20:36] My god, they're going. Oh barry's like running. Okay

[05:20:42] Like running is a bad strategy

[05:20:44] Bro, wait, who won the last one was the oil winner loose

[05:20:53] Dude Maya's gonna be good

[05:20:55] Yeah, I feel like it is better if you wait less for sure.

[05:20:58] Bro, I think it's better to have like a fast runner to get the boxes,

[05:21:02] because then you can get so many boxes.

[05:21:04] What? You've got eight minutes.

[05:21:06] Like if you over stack, you fall off and you're skin to lose.

[05:21:09] So it's a strategy to pace yourself too.

[05:21:12] True. True.

[05:21:14] If you fall off, you just instantly like are back to zero.

[05:21:17] Wait, so are you doing this, sir?

[05:21:19] Alright.

[05:21:20] What do you do, bro?

[05:21:21] Bro, I'm in volleyball.

[05:21:22] What do you do?

[05:21:23] You'll see me on volleyball.

[05:21:24] Yeah, I'm a team sporer.

[05:21:26] Are your events over?

[05:21:27] For today, I'm doing it tomorrow.

[05:21:29] No, what's all, you did it, you ran, and what else?

[05:21:32] I'm doing penalties, I'm not getting the goalie.

[05:21:33] Oh, brother.

[05:21:35] Dude, you're not saving a single shot.

[05:21:37] Yeah, okay.

[05:21:38] I'm just gonna hit it over you, bro.

[05:21:40] I'm gonna shoot.

[05:21:41] He called me Prime De Gea.

[05:21:43] What's his first name?

[05:21:44] De Gea, Dan.

[05:21:45] No, what's his first name?

[05:21:47] David.

[05:21:48] And he just said David.

[05:21:49] No, he just said David.

[05:21:51] Bro, De Gea.

[05:21:52] An Ancestor United Legends.

[05:21:54] What country is he from? Don't look at him.

[05:21:56] Uh, Spain.

[05:21:58] He definitely just, he just weeks you.

[05:22:00] I swear to God, I swear to God.

[05:22:04] Dude, you're good at LARPing. Like, A, bro.

[05:22:06] I'm gonna keep it about. I'm not gonna do that, that's because I don't LARP.

[05:22:08] Alright. That's what a LARPer would say. You see what I mean?

[05:22:10] I learn, bro.

[05:22:12] I hate the person who invented the word LARP, bro.

[05:22:14] Loki, true, true.

[05:22:16] Yeah, what's LARPing when you could learn?

[05:22:19] This is a tie game by the way. No, we're actually

[05:22:24] still pretty good bro. Oh they both got tired.

[05:22:27] Look at Tyler bro. He's way heavier than Maya.

[05:22:32] Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh no Tyler might fall.

[05:22:36] Tyler might fall. Bro don't fall.

[05:22:41] No, no, no, no Tyler. He's such an athlete.

[05:22:43] His buff ass.

[05:22:45] way

[05:22:46] pro-tiler

[05:22:47] oh my god i love Tyler

[05:22:48] he hasn't fell

[05:22:49] he's my childhood hero dude

[05:22:51] yeah you're a league player yeah

[05:22:53] fair fair fair

[05:22:54] i remember when he ran it down mid

[05:22:56] you don't even know about that bro

[05:22:58] i didn't and then don't ever show me the club

[05:23:00] it's like the funniest club ever

[05:23:02] come on Tyler

[05:23:07] oh no

[05:23:09] dude Maya's like just chilling

[05:23:11] yeah she's low key

[05:23:13] She's got.

[05:23:14] Maya's chilling.

[05:23:15] Oh.

[05:23:16] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[05:23:18] Mari is sure.

[05:23:20] I feel like the person passing should be tall, you know?

[05:23:23] Bro, they need to be tall and have endurance,

[05:23:25] because you're running like 40 boxes.

[05:23:29] I mean, how much time's left?

[05:23:31] I don't know.

[05:23:34] She's cheating.

[05:23:35] Who's cheating?

[05:23:37] She is.

[05:23:37] Who's cheating?

[05:23:38] Oh, they're saying that she's holding the rope.

[05:23:40] Is that cheating?

[05:23:43] Who's holding the rope? Maya?

[05:23:45] Maya, yeah.

[05:23:49] Dude, they might not even...

[05:23:51] Wait, she's gonna see if Tata's gonna fall?

[05:23:54] Ah, that's smart, bro. See, that's a strap.

[05:23:56] It's a strap.

[05:23:57] See if he'll fall and then don't even risk falling, yeah.

[05:24:01] Bro, if this thing tumbles...

[05:24:02] Oh my god!

[05:24:05] Tata's so good.

[05:24:07] Is she kinda like Ira Tetris?

[05:24:10] What?

[05:24:11] It's like a Tetris block bro low key I would have did one block method and just fucking aura farm

[05:24:18] Like you do one block, and you're just instantly out

[05:24:21] That's not a bad strategy, but except you're on the sideline clapping W clapper bro

[05:24:28] I'm not gonna clap it's like my events are tomorrow

[05:24:35] What's Tyler saying

[05:24:41] What's up?

[05:24:44] Oh, he's shaking it.

[05:24:45] Oh, no.

[05:24:46] Tyler's going to fall.

[05:24:47] Tyler!

[05:24:48] Tyler's going to fall.

[05:24:52] Tyler's going to fall.

[05:24:55] Bro.

[05:24:57] Oh, no.

[05:25:00] No.

[05:25:02] Gigi.

[05:25:03] Oh.

[05:25:04] He's good.

[05:25:05] Oh, my God.

[05:25:06] He's doing it.

[05:25:07] No.

[05:25:07] He's not.

[05:25:08] Oh, my God.

[05:25:08] He's doing it.

[05:25:09] Oh, my God.

[05:25:10] He's doing it.

[05:25:11] Oh my god, oh my god, he clutched it Wow come on tight quicker Wow

[05:25:21] Big talk of tea quicker tight

[05:25:26] By then the same level or she was still she looks like she's one above I don't know

[05:25:32] Oh, they're hot

[05:25:34] I'll just get a heist her who she

[05:25:37] Oh

[05:25:40] Jesus

[05:25:46] Damn

[05:25:48] Sorry Tyler do title fell bro. Oh, I might as you could probably switch it

[05:25:55] Damn, bro, we're getting like

[05:25:59] Yeah, bro, at least the least we do is

[05:26:01] I have two events tomorrow. I'm gonna rip your ass and volleyball. Have you ever played volleyball?

[05:26:09] I've played volleyball, but my team's really good, so...

[05:26:12] Somebody said in Mooda games, chat, what was the cheating? She held the rope?

[05:26:16] She did hold the rope.

[05:26:18] Fast!

[05:26:19] But they didn't say anything, I don't know. I'm gonna tell my team to hold the rope, actually.

[05:26:24] Stop!

[05:26:26] One thing I have to say, all I'm gonna do is I keep trouble.

[05:26:30] So, I'm a little curious here, because like, every event has had some type of controversy.

[05:26:36] Volleyball? This is what I was saying.

[05:26:39] Volleyball, you can't bullshit me.

[05:26:41] Like, it's either in the line, or it's out of the line.

[05:26:44] It's either over the net, or it's not.

[05:26:46] Volleyball's the one thing I can't get bullshitted at.

[05:26:53] Wait, he stacked for her?

[05:26:55] That's, I'm gonna be honest, a little sus.

[05:27:05] What do you mean, until someone hits the net and doesn't call it?

[05:27:08] Wait, if I tip the net, I have to call it?

[05:27:12] What are you talking about?

[05:27:16] Guys, I'm not going to tell on someone, I'm not 5 years old.

[05:27:27] I'm not going to be a carrot.

[05:27:35] Get on GTA RP, get banned, literally get banned, bro.

[05:27:40] banned this guy. So let me get this straight. Chatty, let's say we're in a

[05:27:56] volley. It's going boom boom boom. I hit it. It hits the net but goes over and

[05:28:02] drops. Do I have to call the net? What's happening about man? I'm figuring out the

[05:28:06] rules cuz I'm saying are you playing in this I'm playing volleyball all these

[05:28:10] events yeah there's gray area yeah there's bullshit this controversy

[05:28:15] volleyball you can't bullshit what are you talking about

[05:28:17] what has to mean controversy it's half a hundred meter

[05:28:20] what other controversy has there been yellow guy with hands up bro I'm just

[05:28:23] saying I'm not gonna like call it out but there's a lot of bullshit going on

[05:28:27] music cheers with controversy bro which way bro you're a fucking asshole I saw

[05:28:32] you lunch for the system like oh shit the music must have spout so I boom I

[05:28:36] I went for it, and we both got out.

[05:28:38] Dude, they were playing base drops.

[05:28:40] Bro, you are a jinxedy, you are a gamer,

[05:28:42] your reaction is supposed to be better than that.

[05:28:44] Dude, you're wrong, I appreciate that.

[05:28:47] You're not wrong, but bro, I'm just saying,

[05:28:48] volleyball, you can't bullshit me.

[05:28:50] It's either over the net or it's not.

[05:28:52] It's either in bounds or it's not.

[05:28:54] Period.

[05:28:55] You're a volleyball player?

[05:28:57] No, but I'm an athlete.

[05:28:58] So I'm just gonna exceed pure athleticism.

[05:29:02] So where do you see a team?

[05:29:03] If we don't get first in volleyball,

[05:29:05] I will legitimately say, I'm shocked.

[05:29:08] We're gonna get first.

[05:29:09] Okay, I think there's no chance you guys get first.

[05:29:12] Who's gonna get first in volleyball?

[05:29:13] Let me know.

[05:29:14] There's a good chance to see France, Will.

[05:29:17] Brother.

[05:29:17] You don't think so?

[05:29:18] No.

[05:29:19] You wanna say to his face, though?

[05:29:20] Who?

[05:29:21] The gigantic guy?

[05:29:22] No.

[05:29:23] That guy's seven feet tall.

[05:29:25] Yeah, no, no.

[05:29:26] Now volleyball is like a very like chemistry based.

[05:29:29] Yes, there has to be a lot of trust.

[05:29:31] Yeah.

[05:29:32] It's also a tournament style,

[05:29:32] so it's like knock out, knock out.

[05:29:34] Yeah, I feel like we might win volleyball.

[05:29:41] You know that like Dion Sanders gift?

[05:29:44] You're not winning volleyball, bro.

[05:29:46] You guys could win fourth place, maybe.

[05:29:49] I've really helped me play your men.

[05:29:51] So wait, who's your best volleyball player?

[05:29:53] You? Don't say you, bro. Have you played volleyball?

[05:29:56] Nah.

[05:29:57] Our best volleyball player is probably Joe, or Yana.

[05:30:00] Joe, the same guy I lost in the zone.

[05:30:02] Right

[05:30:05] Joe lost his oh, I his own sport man ask him about it

[05:30:08] He did it like he came to hang a lot. I asked him about he said he angry

[05:30:12] Like you know what starts to boil and his fucking I saw his veins just turned pulsate bro Enzo was damn near like

[05:30:20] Olympian I don't think so or he ran like a 10 second fucking hundred meter. No, no his second one was 11. It's 11 6

[05:30:26] Which is more realistic

[05:30:28] Someone said Tyler's bleeding in my channel, right?

[05:30:32] Medic from what the rope? I don't know

[05:30:36] Hopefully it's not the drone because the drone got pretty close to

[05:30:40] I have like an instinct when I see these drones fly shoot at the sky

[05:30:44] That's good. Yeah, someone give me a fucking jab one man. Oh, we're playing Canada. Did you see now?

[05:30:49] I'll talk to you later. Canada's up. Yeah

[05:30:56] Okay, don't heads

[05:30:58] Bro, Dante's is going?

[05:31:02] Okay, this is enemy cinema.

[05:31:06] If the ball hits the line, it's in.

[05:31:10] Wait, hold on.

[05:31:14] Okay, if the ball hits the line, it's in. Got it. If the ball hits the net and goes over

[05:31:18] and drops, got it. I have to call net. What do I say?

[05:31:22] Net?

[05:31:26] Netspan, sorry. What do I say?

[05:31:38] Come on, Dantez!

[05:31:40] Dude, he looks pretty locked in right now.

[05:31:43] Dude, I would go one box and just stack this shit to the sky.

[05:31:46] Is that a bad strat?

[05:31:51] Your hand can't touch the net. You can't touch the net.

[05:31:55] That's it.

[05:31:58] Wait, so why was somebody saying to call it?

[05:32:02] I'm about to look up volleyball rules.

[05:32:03] Well, I'm about to look it up.

[05:32:10] I'm so fired up for volleyball.

[05:32:11] Amazing.

[05:32:13] I unbiasedly think

[05:32:15] volleyball's the best event on day one.

[05:32:18] And 100 meter.

[05:32:19] 100 meter cinema, but it's five seconds long.

[05:32:22] Volleyball's gonna be like an hour.

[05:32:25] Can you give me the Tyler's chat while he's in the...

[05:32:31] Yeah, oh yeah, of course.

[05:32:33] Tyler got injured?

[05:32:35] What happened?

[05:32:39] Hey, who does the Mbappe special?

[05:32:42] For example, fucking nothing?

[05:32:44] You're useless.

[05:32:45] You got dead last.

[05:32:47] Hey, my name's Jinxie, I've consumed six water bottles applied 15 times on sunscreen.

[05:32:52] Yeah, no you got six than the hundred meter and then like eighth in our dream

[05:32:57] You were literally detriment. You're gonna be the reason you guys lose the event. I haven't even

[05:33:05] Is that your good side bro bro run I'm just gonna be honest bro hang it up. What are you doing?

[05:33:11] Are you ending your stream? What's going on here? I'm about to play volleyball

[05:33:15] Wrap that shit up. Oh, you can't really work out some Joe Bart trading cards. You handed out Joe Bart trading cards

[05:33:20] on your face yeah dude I burnt my face like what where's where's Jake do you

[05:33:25] have a mic on oh what a sissy boy man Tyler's mic for Tyler Street he got

[05:33:30] here took one of those you know the face sunscreen that you're supposed to

[05:33:34] like rub it's like a stick yeah he's just sort of rubbing it on it doesn't

[05:33:38] know what it does we got this nice fucking Italian place you guys didn't

[05:33:44] invite me you guys forgot to send out a post out like a it was like a last minute

[05:33:50] So what are we doing tonight?

[05:33:52] I think I'm going to go to sleep tonight, bro.

[05:33:56] I don't know what I'm doing, honestly.

[05:33:58] I'm down to get food or something.

[05:34:00] Yeah, I'm actually down.

[05:34:02] I'm probably not high-relling.

[05:34:04] You're streaming?

[05:34:06] I got a nice spot, y'all. Let me know.

[05:34:08] I can get us back doors, everything.

[05:34:10] Bro, look at this, bro. This is like the three evolutions.

[05:34:12] Like, Jim sees the low evolution.

[05:34:14] I'm like the mid-tier, and you're like the high-tier, right?

[05:34:16] It's perfect.

[05:34:18] You're just Dante's if he pumped himself full of estrogen and never worked out.

[05:34:23] Okay, and I feel like you're Joe if Joe just injected estrogen 24-7 for fucking 20 years.

[05:34:31] Sort of walked into that one.

[05:34:33] But Joe's blonde, it doesn't make sense.

[05:34:35] You and Dante's have the same hair and headset.

[05:34:38] You kind of have blonde hair.

[05:34:40] It's like dirty blonde.

[05:34:41] Dude, I'm so excited for volleyball.

[05:34:43] Yo, do you know the water blonde?

[05:34:44] Net?

[05:34:45] Touching net?

[05:34:46] Yeah, we could do like a little bit of things, y'all.

[05:34:48] What about calling Matt?

[05:34:49] Maybe I got some guidance to like...

[05:34:51] Yeah, it's not controversial until someone doesn't call Matt.

[05:34:54] If we get one D.A.R., so if you call Matt,

[05:34:58] or if they don't call Matt,

[05:34:59] it's nothing unless you review it,

[05:35:01] but we only get one review.

[05:35:04] Okay, got it.

[05:35:05] Basically, so...

[05:35:08] Hey, that's it.

[05:35:10] Hey, Joe butterlozzi PSA 10, bro!

[05:35:14] Do you say 10 Joe butterscotch you say it?

[05:35:17] They misspelled my name on that.

[05:35:20] Did they really?

[05:35:22] My name is misspelled yes.

[05:35:23] It's not you.

[05:35:24] It's me.

[05:35:25] No my name is JYNXI online.

[05:35:27] One is?

[05:35:28] There's no Z.

[05:35:29] Dude this is a mickey ass event.

[05:35:32] Yo just do one box and have aura.

[05:35:34] Why is everyone doing two boxes?

[05:35:35] You know what I said?

[05:35:36] You know what I said?

[05:35:38] Last year, Jason what do you think is up?

[05:35:39] Even though it's super fucking hot, last year they started at like 12.

[05:35:43] I feel like they should start at 12 again.

[05:35:44] Yes.

[05:35:45] Yeah, we're getting done at like 9.

[05:35:46] Please.

[05:35:47] No shot.

[05:35:47] Yeah, for sure.

[05:35:48] It's already 6.

[05:35:49] Brother, the volleyball, the volleyball.

[05:35:50] We have to do a whole tournament of this, and then we have a full tournament.

[05:35:52] Brother, the volleyball takes the longest.

[05:35:54] Yeah.

[05:35:55] It's going to take an hour and a half.

[05:35:57] That's what they said a lot at once.

[05:35:58] Well, shit, man.

[05:36:00] Well, how many more of this to down, bro?

[05:36:01] I'm going to strike.

[05:36:02] I would do one box.

[05:36:03] If I was on that, I would do one box.

[05:36:04] Like, yo, let's have some fucking fun.

[05:36:07] Can I balance?

[05:36:07] I don't know.

[05:36:08] But I'm going to get up to the top.

[05:36:09] What does he do?

[05:36:10] What does he even do?

[05:36:11] I would, they're doing two...

[05:36:13] Yeah, but it's funny, but then they're doing it.

[05:36:16] He does nothing.

[05:36:18] Oh, wait, you're right.

[05:36:20] I would have to, I would have to go.

[05:36:23] Bro, fuck it. I mean, I could do one box till this.

[05:36:25] You think you're gonna jump?

[05:36:26] Are you muting yourself?

[05:36:28] No, JC, you're the first person I've ever seen one gray Nike socks.

[05:36:31] I don't even know what it made for a Nike sock.

[05:36:33] Yeah, I got the grandpa socks.

[05:36:35] It's called aura, bro.

[05:36:36] No, these are like, everybody uses the white Nikes with black Nikes.

[05:36:38] These are aura, bro.

[05:36:39] neutral I'm a grown man I'm gonna go to some bro look bro

[05:36:46] Volleyball's gonna be great.

[05:36:54] Volleyball's the best event day one.

[05:36:56] Hands down.

[05:37:16] Did you ever take a college class?

[05:37:18] Yeah, at a 2.1 GPA, yeah, I couldn't make it to college.

[05:37:20] Can you?

[05:37:21] No, I got...

[05:37:34] Wait, what was goal?

[05:37:35] Stand for it.

[05:37:36] I wanted to go to stand for it because it sounded like stand off from Black Ops still.

[05:37:39] And that's where I got my first Luke ever. I got it with the FAL.

[05:37:42] Oh, the single fire, the...

[05:37:44] Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, and then the kill cap.

[05:37:46] Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, I found a clue.

[05:37:50] Or do you remember Black Ops 3?

[05:37:53] Well, you could emblem anything on a skin

[05:37:55] and people would get MVP and then watch their die.

[05:37:58] And they'd just have like, boobs.

[05:37:59] They'd just be slurs or like, dudes.

[05:38:01] Black Ops 3 is the most overhated video game of all time.

[05:38:05] Black Ops 3, I think Black Ops 3 isn't overhated.

[05:38:07] Dude, people were dumping on Black Ops 3's chest

[05:38:10] when it came out.

[05:38:11] I think it's most overhated called Doody's Ghosts.

[05:38:13] No, Ghost was killed to franchise.

[05:38:16] Ghost was horrible.

[05:38:17] Ghost did not kill to franchise.

[05:38:18] What killed to franchise was infinite warfare

[05:38:20] and advanced warfare.

[05:38:22] Okay, what unbiasedly killed to franchise

[05:38:24] was people just wanted more competitive games.

[05:38:27] So like when Valorant and CS and R6 got popular,

[05:38:30] like, see how I snap R6 in?

[05:38:32] But yeah, like people just want,

[05:38:34] like Call of Duty, you get home,

[05:38:36] you grab a beer, you play Call of Duty.

[05:38:38] It's like, you run, gun, respawn, run, gun, respawn.

[05:38:42] The problem with HOD, and I've always said this,

[05:38:46] is they have to stop making a Call of Duty every year,

[05:38:48] but they just want to fund money.

[05:38:49] If they made a Call of Duty every three years,

[05:38:51] they would be better, they would have more long Japanese

[05:38:53] and people would want to play them.

[05:38:54] Because you gotta think, if Call of Duty drops in November,

[05:38:57] you buy it, you have one year, and then not even one year,

[05:39:01] you have eight months and the game's dead.

[05:39:04] I wouldn't fuck eight months, I'd say like three months

[05:39:07] and the game's dead.

[05:39:07] So like, the last, I got Dark Matter and VO3,

[05:39:10] B.O.S.S. was the last, B.O.S.S. wasn't bad.

[05:39:13] I didn't even play that.

[05:39:14] B.O.S.S. I grinded cameras.

[05:39:17] And it was probably a lump in,

[05:39:18] I got like three classes diamond

[05:39:19] and I'm gonna apply my ideas.

[05:39:22] Dude, um,

[05:39:23] oh that's context.

[05:39:24] Yeah he's fucking winning.

[05:39:26] He is winning.

[05:39:34] Why don't you get her hands on her hands?

[05:39:36] I feel like that makes it harder to go here.

[05:39:38] Oh, she got on up. Oh, he falls. Wait, don't do this. That was on purpose, right?

[05:39:47] Bro, but do you remember when Black Ops 3 changed the movement and you could jump on the walls?

[05:39:53] Everybody hated the game then? Black Ops 3, unbiasedly, maybe have the best armies ever.

[05:39:58] Black Ops 3 have the best armies, and I don't even... I think Black Ops 3 are a great movement.

[05:40:02] Like, when you're riding on the walls, it's fun.

[05:40:04] What I learned about gamers is people just reject change no matter what it is.

[05:40:09] And I gotta say, the one thing that I like about COD and a lot of people diss now, new

[05:40:14] CODs, is the movement so fast and sliding, like I played MW2 the other day, full sprint,

[05:40:24] and I'm holding slide and I just go, and I'm like, oh shit, slide doesn't exist.

[05:40:29] Really?

[05:40:30] And no, it was like, no.

[05:40:31] It was like this, slide crouch or dive.

[05:40:34] Like, like, B.O.2 there was a dive, right?

[05:40:37] Yes, you could dolphin dive, but it was like,

[05:40:39] people would only dolphin dive to fucking troll.

[05:40:41] Like, it was not...

[05:40:44] The most broken thing in B.O.2 was literally just sitting on a head glitch

[05:40:48] because it was not a one-shot headshot game.

[05:40:51] So if you stood on, like,

[05:40:52] remember Raid with all the cinder blocks and the red, the red thing?

[05:40:56] It was, it had the cinder blocks with the red thing and there was like 20.

[05:41:00] If you sat on one of those cinder blocks with an M8A1, you were practically unkillable.

[05:41:05] Because they have to shoot you in the head two times and your head box is that.

[05:41:09] Isn't that like, any cod has head clutches, any cod?

[05:41:13] I think the worst, you wanna know what I really don't like how called they do is...

[05:41:17] The movement was bad though.

[05:41:18] Stop the nuke town, like...

[05:41:21] Why are we just recycling the same maps?

[05:41:26] Yeah, they did like that.

[05:41:28] It's fun when like the third time, the fourth time,

[05:41:30] and then it's like, okay, new town for the seventh time.

[05:41:33] Just fucking come up with a better map.

[05:41:35] You know, like do something.

[05:41:37] God damn it, man.

[05:41:40] Yeah, cause I think like you had to do bigger maps.

[05:41:44] Great, people like small maps.

[05:41:46] Like do you remember Rush, the DLC map in VO2?

[05:41:49] It was the paintball arena.

[05:41:51] It was like a paintball arena.

[05:41:52] It was a tiny map, but it was really good.

[05:41:54] People like small maps because people like dopamine.

[05:41:57] They want to fight right away when they added in the movement

[05:42:00] They had to make up for that movement with big max if you can fly around you need a bigger map

[05:42:05] Yeah, and that's why the map is just remember via free your job would know

[05:42:10] What was the map called where they have those big redwood trees? Oh?

[05:42:14] Oh, oh, oh the one like

[05:42:16] Line to the thing a real foreign ball like you could like run around the half of the map wall run and then sprint and like

[05:42:22] full flank the other team. What was that map? Redwood. Redwood. It was called Redwood. Dude.

[05:42:28] That map was bro, that map was fucking sick. Yo, you know there's like LAPD choppers like

[05:42:33] certain, I don't, what are they, where are they certainly?

[05:42:41] I'm probably such a fucking idiot. Dude, um, but B.O.2 was the game that got me into gaming,

[05:42:49] Undeniable playing bo2 with like my friends for fucking 10 hours. That was like

[05:42:55] No, I feel like what was your favorite childhood game?

[05:42:58] Minecraft. Oh, that's I

[05:43:01] remember being in middle school and

[05:43:05] It's like winter break and I would get up at 9 a.m. And play

[05:43:10] Minecraft on the Xbox one

[05:43:13] For literally

[05:43:15] 14 hours straight like yeah, and then go to bed like all I would do was just play minecraft like fashions

[05:43:21] So you never did that yeah, I was never I was never like I thought servers were just like my past presents fashions

[05:43:27] Like all that shit was awesome. Do you remember Minecraft like PvP?

[05:43:32] Bro, I would play egg wars with him and we would literally like

[05:43:37] All you do is you just put a city in around an egg and then people try to like bridge over to your island

[05:43:43] I was fucking cinema. I would get a prospo and just try to like spank people off that was PDD

[05:43:48] My graph was peaked my graph's just because it has so much replayability

[05:43:52] It wasn't like modded to be any yeah

[05:43:54] I just like was attracted like competitive games like I was a little like idiot like when I played bo2 I would get I

[05:44:01] Would get level 55 and I would literally just yeah

[05:44:04] I was at my account to get a higher Katie like I didn't even care about prestigeing or getting weapons

[05:44:09] Yeah, but I just wanted a good Katie and then I played ranked and I wanted to get like

[05:44:17] Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna eat so much after dude. I might eat like I

[05:44:22] Don't know chicken or something chicken and rice. I want to like feel good about myself enough. You're like shit

[05:44:29] Dude, I'm sunburned too. I

[05:44:35] Feel like I'm gonna like wake up and I'm just gonna be sore and sunburn

[05:44:39] You fucking clips Joe Bart lost the hundred Joe Bart lost the hundred again. All right, bro. I got second place, right? Yeah

[05:44:50] Dude, I was talking to Enzo and I was like dude, how do you how do you feel that you have to like?

[05:44:56] Rerun the hundred meter and you won that kind of sucks and he's like he's like no like I love running

[05:45:01] I don't care. I love it. I will keep running. I'm like, oh, yep

[05:45:03] We lost over a second. It's a lot of points. I literally went up to Ludwig. I said

[05:45:09] If we run, if we re-run, we run this, fuck.

[05:45:13] He's gonna get first, I'm gonna get second.

[05:45:15] The only thing that changes is after that.

[05:45:17] So I was like, why are me and him doing it again?

[05:45:20] And we re-run it, and then same shape.

[05:45:23] First second, and then it was like,

[05:45:24] perfect, that's nice.

[05:45:26] Because it's like him, a second, me, a second, everyone.

[05:45:32] Yeah.

[05:45:33] When you were in high school, did you just do hurdles

[05:45:36] as well as in high jump, that was it?

[05:45:38] You didn't even run tracks.

[05:45:39] I ran relays.

[05:45:41] Running track hurdles is track.

[05:45:43] Would you guys have crazy cardio for practices and stuff?

[05:45:46] Like just run?

[05:45:46] Yeah, we would run long, slow distances in the woods.

[05:45:49] And my freshman year, the guy that was our captain

[05:45:54] of the running team was really into practicing.

[05:45:58] He was like, we're going to do this.

[05:46:00] My sophomore year, it was this one guy named Will

[05:46:04] and then sincere Rayya, who was on Love Island.

[05:46:07] OK.

[05:46:07] And we would get into the woods and then just fuck around

[05:46:11] and then run around the school and come in where the exit was.

[05:46:16] Like an hour later and just like sprint

[05:46:19] and then be out of breath and you'd go, all right, good run.

[05:46:22] Dude, that's psychotic.

[05:46:23] Bro, the kids that have the most aura in my high school

[05:46:26] were the cross country kids.

[05:46:27] There was like seven of them.

[05:46:29] They were all 80 pounds because they were just narrow,

[05:46:32] like skinny kids.

[05:46:33] Yes, slow stretch.

[05:46:33] And they would run forever, like just miles around the school.

[05:46:37] distance practice team they would literally like we would left and then

[05:46:41] they would leave and just be gone for like three hours and there's a truck

[05:46:45] yeah I don't like that sounds do you think you can like finish a marathon

[05:46:50] right now to find like what do you mean like do you mean 400 meters or like do

[05:46:56] you mean like could you run a marathon how many miles

[05:47:01] well you just said something about how do you feel about people addressing you

[05:47:06] as a philosopher and it's Ron he goes you're a philosophizer I'm like what the

[05:47:12] fuck are we even saying yeah um what was I just I was saying could you run a

[05:47:18] marathon and you said 400 meters oh a marathon 26 miles oh god no 26 dude if I

[05:47:25] run a mile I have to like stop I told Ron he didn't agree to it but I was like

[05:47:31] if you lose the hundred you should run a mile like wall the other events are

[05:47:34] going on and he was like, I'm not doing it.

[05:47:38] That shit would have been so funny.

[05:47:40] Imagine like this man's just surfering

[05:47:42] and Ron's just running around and ladies is just following him.

[05:47:47] Ron.

[05:47:49] Ron Dill.

[05:47:50] Ron.

[05:47:51] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[05:47:53] Ron.

[05:47:54] Ron.

[05:47:55] Watch it.

[05:47:56] Yeah, you better do that.

[05:47:57] We already know the joke, Ron.

[05:48:00] Ron, what up, Ron?

[05:48:01] Hey, you look like prison Mike with that on.

[05:48:02] How can I get you to run a mile like tomorrow?

[05:48:06] What is your mile time?

[05:48:07] My mile time, 10 minutes, 24 seconds.

[05:48:11] That's not that bad, holy shit.

[05:48:13] 24 seconds.

[05:48:15] So they did the math.

[05:48:17] They said that I'm equivalent to a female in her 30s.

[05:48:21] Running a mile.

[05:48:22] That's what it says on Google.

[05:48:23] Like, how do you feel like a female that runs frequently?

[05:48:26] Because like, the average female that runs frequently,

[05:48:28] because the average person from the crowd

[05:48:31] You said run a mile, we're running 15 minutes.

[05:48:33] I mean, honestly, if you were after this,

[05:48:35] I'll run a mile here.

[05:48:37] Tonight.

[05:48:37] Yeah, I'll do it when it's dark out.

[05:48:39] The problem was, the problem was.

[05:48:41] You're a steeple chase.

[05:48:42] No, but actually the real problem was,

[05:48:44] I swear to God, you can take a cab,

[05:48:45] you can take copes of work.

[05:48:47] Brother, we ran in such heat, it was so hot,

[05:48:50] and I couldn't breathe at one point,

[05:48:51] I was like, it got clogged,

[05:48:54] and I was like, oh, I gotta chill for a second.

[05:48:56] And then you do the technique, we swallow your spit.

[05:48:58] Classic, classic.

[05:48:59] That's the technique.

[05:49:00] It's classic. It's classic. Here we go.

[05:49:02] But then your spit gets real thick.

[05:49:04] You guys spit that out.

[05:49:05] You know, I think you can only swallow three times and then it gets too thick.

[05:49:08] Dude, how fast were you guys after you ran it the second time?

[05:49:11] Like, what the fuck were you guys doing?

[05:49:14] Like what?

[05:49:15] After you ran it the second time, 100 meter, were you just like dead for 10 minutes?

[05:49:19] This is what's trending right now on Twitter.

[05:49:21] I checked my name on Twitter. I'll be honest with you.

[05:49:24] The second run, right before you know how you did the full start thing,

[05:49:27] start thing they said on Twitter that I had the fastest push so when I was

[05:49:32] right now so so when I launched I had the fastest put don't look it up you

[05:49:35] don't want to embarrass me when I when I went at the fastest start yeah when I was

[05:49:39] like push I pushed off I had the pace and then I was like I lost my chair and

[05:49:44] thought because everyone was like oh wait to restart we're going to restart

[05:49:48] Don't check Twitter, bruv.

[05:49:50] That's if you don't.

[05:49:52] Yeah, I don't...

[05:49:54] I don't...

[05:49:56] I'm gonna start it slow and...

[05:49:58] You saw it, right?

[05:50:00] No, I'm looking at my own name right now to see...

[05:50:02] People are saying Joe gets smoked by Nigerian runner.

[05:50:08] Me?

[05:50:09] Not you.

[05:50:10] No.

[05:50:11] No, not you.

[05:50:13] It's okay.

[05:50:15] It would be like Stable Ronaldo almost gets dead last in streamer games 100 meters.

[05:50:23] You two should do a push-up thing.

[05:50:24] You and Jake's team.

[05:50:25] Yeah, right now.

[05:50:26] Oh, it loves it.

[05:50:27] It actually loves it.

[05:50:28] You're going to do a push-up thing.

[05:50:29] Define the rules on that.

[05:50:30] Up, down.

[05:50:31] Don't pull.

[05:50:32] Bet, let's do it.

[05:50:33] Up, down, up, down.

[05:50:34] Go for it.

[05:50:35] On the grass?

[05:50:36] On the tree, on the grass.

[05:50:37] I think we should do it on the grass.

[05:50:38] You're going to push-up thing to me.

[05:50:39] We're talking real push-ups.

[05:50:40] See this.

[05:50:41] You're gonna push up things me

[05:50:44] We're talking real push-ups see the thing about tough elbow talk down those all chest basically touching the ground

[05:50:50] Dude, but okay. Here's the thing. What if he does some what if you do some bullshit ass for like

[05:50:57] That's why we're not doing up down up down doing the shade. No, I can't

[05:51:03] Yeah, right right here, this is literally perfect. How about we just match each other?

[05:51:08] Okay, but you have to go to the same. Up down, up down, I'll say it right.

[05:51:13] Up down, up down is like kind of a Mickey.

[05:51:15] Alright, but here's the problem. If either of you fuck up.

[05:51:19] See, how much do we weigh?

[05:51:21] Oh, come on, this is new.

[05:51:22] How much do we weigh?

[05:51:23] 155.

[05:51:24] 155?

[05:51:25] Yeah.

[05:51:26] Fuck, dude, I have to move more weight.

[05:51:28] Define a real push-up.

[05:51:29] He's far weaker.

[05:51:30] Alright, you ready?

[05:51:31] A real push-up.

[05:51:32] Talk to Albus, yeah?

[05:51:33] Yeah, so.

[05:51:34] This is a real push-up.

[05:51:35] Yeah.

[05:51:36] Your hands are on your ankles.

[05:51:37] Oh, you're holding the box all the way up.

[05:51:40] Wait, wait, wait.

[05:51:40] Joe, elbows extend like that?

[05:51:42] Yeah.

[05:51:43] Oh my god, here's the same thing, Jason.

[05:51:44] Max.

[05:51:45] What?

[05:51:46] Lock your elbows.

[05:51:48] No, this is, no, Jason's is way, way.

[05:51:51] Ready?

[05:51:52] All right.

[05:51:53] Wait, how's it going to go?

[05:51:54] Are you going to call it?

[05:51:54] No, I'm going to go down, down, down, down.

[05:51:58] Down.

[05:51:59] Up.

[05:51:59] Oh, no, no, no.

[05:52:00] I got to go more down.

[05:52:02] All right.

[05:52:02] Ready?

[05:52:03] Down.

[05:52:04] Oh, no.

[05:52:04] It's Jason.

[05:52:05] That's not.

[05:52:05] I'm trying to not hit his head.

[05:52:07] Wait a minute, I'm trying to not hit his head.

[05:52:09] I'm trying to not hit his head.

[05:52:10] Do you want to speak?

[05:52:11] Now we need a 40 second rest.

[05:52:12] That's why I just think you should go

[05:52:13] and then he should go separate.

[05:52:15] Yes.

[05:52:15] But then I got to hold him.

[05:52:17] No.

[05:52:17] You'll just go as much as you can in a row and I'll count.

[05:52:20] Dude, I can't.

[05:52:20] Oh!

[05:52:21] Yo!

[05:52:21] I wasn't going down, but I didn't want to hit his head.

[05:52:23] Oh, she's going to do by myself.

[05:52:25] By yourself and then hold go.

[05:52:26] I'll do by myself.

[05:52:28] And then we'll switch.

[05:52:29] So hold go and then you'll go.

[05:52:31] Just so you guys were a little slower than Jason.

[05:52:32] Sit up.

[05:52:33] I got to shut up.

[05:52:34] I just think the bunch of shivering down, up, down, up, it's like, if somebody doesn't do a leg...

[05:52:38] All right, you ready?

[05:52:39] Yeah, just go.

[05:52:41] Do as many, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty.

[05:52:58] I

[05:53:07] What's up, all right, all right, all right

[05:53:12] Joe these real

[05:53:14] I

[05:53:32] Let's go so I was not expecting that let's do it

[05:53:36] Yo, I was not expecting that

[05:53:39] I don't know. It's bad for him someone's saying

[05:53:41] I think your last five were countable, but they were like you're struggling, but every everyone else

[05:53:47] Yo, I've never done 40 push-ups in my life. I think you're gonna get my I mean, I don't know you said your head

[05:53:53] This had I think you're gonna get like 20. I probably got like 40 real push-ups

[05:54:00] That was good what the fuck I could have kept going if I put the butt up and then we said

[05:54:05] That was weird. I wasn't expecting that.

[05:54:11] Bro, you're an athlete, bro. I was calling about you.

[05:54:14] I've never done 44% of my life. I think if I prime, I'd do like 30%.

[05:54:19] I'd have like 40% and that's awesome.

[05:54:22] Do you even want me to go?

[05:54:25] No!

[05:54:26] Alright, let's do it.

[05:54:27] Bro, you call if it's bad.

[05:54:29] You don't even know how to do it!

[05:54:34] three, one more, one more, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

[05:54:41] guys, one more, turn.

[05:54:43] There's my classmate.

[05:54:45] I'm going to tell you what I told you.

[05:54:47] Thirty-nine, thirteen, fourteen, sixteen.

[05:54:53] We got your mom in the classroom.

[05:54:55] You know, Ben is your elder, 90.

[05:54:57] What the fuck? Where was this with him?

[05:54:59] He bent his, his chest was touching the ground.

[05:55:01] Fuck it you win bro or I'm there's no way I'm gonna do 44

[05:55:08] Yeah, but I'm not gonna get

[05:55:12] Like you have to go he was going down like completely you're going like

[05:55:18] And then you're going up like this would do like five I would have fear for

[05:55:22] Bro, let me try that exact form.

[05:55:29] If you don't together your ass is like, uh, you just have your chest touched the ground.

[05:55:34] Oh, god, yeah, fuck that.

[05:55:36] Hey, you win, bro.

[05:55:38] Or bra.

[05:55:39] Or bra.

[05:55:40] I just shit myself.

[05:55:42] Are you faster than me also?

[05:55:45] Everything that you're not.

[05:55:46] Do you want to race?

[05:55:47] I mean, I'm down.

[05:55:49] Bro, but why do you volleyball?

[05:55:51] What are you gonna race on the track or?

[05:55:55] Do maybe bro, maybe I am the fart of tWitch, bro

[05:56:00] Dude, what the fuck

[05:56:03] real talk

[05:56:05] 44s like well above average

[05:56:09] Turn you man next year I get fight again. I did it

[05:56:14] Proud of you kid. I mean I could have did like 20 something, but what's the point? I'm gonna lose

[05:56:21] You're saying both of my height.

[05:56:24] You're saying both of my height.

[05:56:26] Bro, maybe I'm not an athletic specimen.

[05:56:28] I was saying that leading up to this.

[05:56:30] You're not an athletic specimen.

[05:56:32] You're just a fucking fart.

[05:56:34] You have more skill.

[05:56:35] Yes.

[05:56:36] I think you would beat him in a one.

[05:56:37] In 100 meters?

[05:56:38] Yes.

[05:56:39] Bro, but I just, I don't like care.

[05:56:41] Like, I like basketball.

[05:56:43] Like, I like playing the sport.

[05:56:45] I don't care.

[05:56:46] Let's play Fortnite.

[05:56:47] It's like, what?

[05:56:49] Bro, let's play like soccer or basketball or volleyball or any let's play. Let's play ice hockey in any sport one-on-one

[05:56:59] We can't skates we can't skate

[05:57:03] Skate you're not good at basketball. I'm better than rock. I'm better than rock. That's what I'm saying

[05:57:07] I'll say I'm doing okay. If you were to play each other in every sport who would win

[05:57:11] I mean, I'm not dude. This isn't even this is a joke of a question. That's not a golf

[05:57:16] soccer basketball

[05:57:18] would hockey then I don't know I don't I don't see you like beating him in most

[05:57:27] in what basketball I got you by he's one zero now you gotta know now you're

[05:57:39] you're the loser so you choose the next challenge bro I'm saying any major score

[05:57:45] And he's for not ice hockey because I don't know how to ice

[05:57:49] Bro, but I don't know how to wait for you cherry hill

[05:57:52] NHL's real sport, but it's like he's he don't know how to skate like yeah, what's the point of that?

[05:58:01] Bro more people know how to golf than ice skate more people know how to golf and ice

[05:58:06] Yes, no, yeah, that's not a true

[05:58:08] Dude cuz like all the southern states

[05:58:09] If you live like anywhere that's not fucking cold,

[05:58:13] the odds are you've probably been golfing but haven't.

[05:58:16] Okay, bet, okay bet.

[05:58:18] Tennis, I would whoop your ass in tennis.

[05:58:21] Eating's not a sport, like what?

[05:58:22] Joey Chess, eating.

[05:58:27] I know you got that.

[05:58:28] All right, well like half time tomorrow,

[05:58:32] you'll doordash a bunch of hot dogs

[05:58:34] and both of you will eat as many as you can.

[05:58:36] I don't wanna be good at eating.

[05:58:37] In 10 minutes, how many hot dogs do you think you need?

[05:58:39] In 10 minutes.

[05:58:40] I could bite you to 100.

[05:58:42] Bro, be real.

[05:58:43] Joey Chestnut has the world record.

[05:58:45] He ate like, plus like, 70.

[05:58:47] It's 10 minutes.

[05:58:49] He ate like, 70 something.

[05:58:50] I could bite you to 40, 30.

[05:58:51] Well, I'm saying hot dogs in 10 minutes.

[05:58:53] We can set up the shooting like, 9.

[05:58:56] Maybe.

[05:58:56] I could down 10 for a minute.

[05:58:58] I'm good at like, weird shit, too.

[05:59:00] I think you hit 4 and go.

[05:59:02] OK, now ask me how many chicken nuggets I could eat.

[05:59:04] How many?

[05:59:05] In 10 minutes.

[05:59:06] Not a lie, bro. Don't ever disrespect yourself like that.

[05:59:09] You know that clip from DJ Cali-Pie about that Tunisian?

[05:59:11] Run.

[05:59:12] What about, like, table tennis?

[05:59:14] Like, I would destroy you in table tennis.

[05:59:17] I would do real tennis.

[05:59:18] Like, pickleball. Pickleball. Pickleball.

[05:59:20] Pickleball, bro. Come on.

[05:59:21] Pickleball's a real thing.

[05:59:22] Dude, I'm not even kidding.

[05:59:24] I can't think of a sport you would beat me in.

[05:59:26] Legitimate.

[05:59:27] I can beg for it.

[05:59:28] That's not a sport.

[05:59:29] Dude, hey, let's watch.

[05:59:31] Power lift.

[05:59:32] Hey, let's turn on weightlifting.

[05:59:34] and said no one ever who watches weightlifting.

[05:59:38] I can name like nine strong men.

[05:59:43] I can't name power lifters.

[05:59:45] I don't really watch Olympic weightlifting right now.

[05:59:47] Arnold was a bodybuilder.

[05:59:52] You could say like Ronnie Coleman was a power lifter

[05:59:58] and a bodybuilder.

[06:00:00] Dude, it's not a-

[06:00:01] It was Ron, he's spelled R-O-N-N-I-E.

[06:00:04] Bro, but here's the thing.

[06:00:04] R-O-N-N-I-E.

[06:00:06] The reason why weightlifting is stupid, though,

[06:00:07] is like, okay, if you're some 300 pound guy,

[06:00:11] you're gonna lift a lot of weight.

[06:00:11] No, you don't do that.

[06:00:12] So how you make it fair is by weight.

[06:00:15] So you would, if you both did bench-

[06:00:17] I got it, I got it, boxing.

[06:00:18] If you both did bench, you would do-

[06:00:19] I would destroy it.

[06:00:20] I have a longer wingspan, I'm tall.

[06:00:21] Yeah, I think he fits you.

[06:00:22] And I'm two weight class above you.

[06:00:25] I would knock your block off.

[06:00:27] Oh, I saw Jensen.

[06:00:29] Yeah, if that connects, you're, like, clocked.

[06:00:34] So well, not one sport.

[06:00:36] I've made, like, four sports, and every single one he said,

[06:00:38] I would beat him, and I'm not doing that.

[06:00:40] That's the Mickey, that's not a real sport.

[06:00:42] Oh!

[06:00:43] He's just playing out this way.

[06:00:44] He fights at the Daffy when it's very fast.

[06:00:45] I would win.

[06:00:46] I would destroy him.

[06:00:47] I'm taller and way more.

[06:00:49] And I have a down-to-race band.

[06:00:50] And I'm, I'm, I'm oppressing.

[06:00:52] Let's get aggressive.

[06:00:53] Play to the top, right now. Just go to,

[06:00:54] go to the side of the top.

[06:00:55] Aggressor, Ron.

[06:00:56] Come on, Lee.

[06:00:57] Bro, I'm about to do volleyball.

[06:00:58] A real sport.

[06:00:59] I'm here.

[06:01:00] I'm here.

[06:01:01] Just wrestle till 10, bro.

[06:01:02] I'm going and jelking.

[06:01:04] What even is that?

[06:01:06] What is that?

[06:01:07] Bro.

[06:01:08] Jynxy's pussy.

[06:01:09] Jynxy got beat up by a fourth fitter in the box.

[06:01:12] Okay, that never happened.

[06:01:14] Ron, you named two sports, one weightlifting, hey, newsflash, no one watches weightlifting.

[06:01:19] I'm sorry.

[06:01:20] Bro, dude, the ratio to how many people watch like basketball games, a weightlifting, a

[06:01:25] weightlifting.

[06:01:26] I've never seen somebody fucking hang clean twice their body weight and fucking

[06:01:32] it's impressive but are you gonna go to a bar grab a beer and throw on a

[06:01:37] weightlifting no you're gonna watch basketball yeah a dude you're gonna watch

[06:01:41] weightlifting yes some dude some dude going up he's like yes let's hear it

[06:01:47] Oklahoma drill dude I'm not gonna get injured like I think if you guys did

[06:01:55] Oklahoma drill there

[06:01:59] Dude, I did wrestling I'll take a water I did wrestling when I was

[06:02:07] On the turf

[06:02:17] And hits that you want to wrestle me to

[06:02:22] You want to do in front of the crowd

[06:02:25] I

[06:02:27] Did wrestling

[06:02:32] Yeah

[06:02:37] You guys force me to do it I didn't say shit. I think this is a bad idea

[06:02:43] Okay, ready, go.

[06:02:46] Oh, my God.

[06:02:49] This is a bad idea.

[06:02:51] Yep, yep, I just got hit in the eye.

[06:02:53] Oh, my God, it's right in the eye.

[06:02:55] No, like right in the eye.

[06:02:57] I think if you guys wrap it up,

[06:02:59] I think if you guys wrap it up,

[06:03:01] one of you is like genuinely breaking away.

[06:03:03] Dude, after the games.

[06:03:05] What? Oh, four seconds.

[06:03:07] I saw him throw my hits, I'm like, yeah.

[06:03:09] You good?

[06:03:11] Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I just

[06:03:17] That's not a win. Wait, he taps. I didn't tap

[06:03:25] Look bro, all I'm gonna say is chat um we lifting's a sport, but like I like skill I care about skill

[06:03:41] This event has been going on for an hour.

[06:03:54] Dude, Maya's like, unfazed.

[06:03:56] Two minutes and 30 seconds.

[06:04:01] Now for people at home, they need to get a five balls.

[06:04:06] Brants have two balls.

[06:04:09] Perfect.

[06:04:10] Jinxie did everything as a kid, apparently.

[06:04:14] No, I'm very open about it.

[06:04:16] I did golf on a team for two years.

[06:04:18] I did wrestling when I was in, like, fifth grade,

[06:04:20] then did it in ninth grade and then quit because I was terrible.

[06:04:23] Then I did soccer my whole life, then I did basketball in middle school.

[06:04:27] Those are the only four sports I've ever played at like a team level, but I know how to play every sport.

[06:04:32] You're like, I understand weight, like dude, no one watches weightlifting, like once in a blue moon if there's some huge event.

[06:04:38] There's a reason, like there's no entertainment about it.

[06:04:49] Baseball, I never played baseball. I played like kickball.

[06:04:53] Dude, why do you guys like over defend everything?

[06:04:57] Guys, weightlifting is objectively boring.

[06:05:00] It's objectively boring.

[06:05:02] No one actually, hey, let's go to the bar, get some beers, and watch weightlifting.

[06:05:08] Like I'm not talking about the bodybuilder YouTubers, where 90% of them are on roids.

[06:05:14] I'm spitting the truth.

[06:05:15] My ass is like almost at the top.

[06:05:18] No, it's not my opinion, it's statistics.

[06:05:21] It's not my opinion, it's stats.

[06:05:23] No one watches weightlifting.

[06:05:25] Statistically, no one watches it.

[06:05:28] I'm talking about real sports, like basketball, football,

[06:05:33] where you have God-given talent.

[06:05:39] Meet the trends wins.

[06:05:39] I'm not talking about YouTubers.

[06:05:41] I'm talking about competitive weightlifting.

[06:05:43] No one watches it in comparison to any major sport.

[06:05:45] Dude, I watched CrossFit, like, accidentally on TV one time, but just say you're a pussy.

[06:05:56] Okay.

[06:05:57] You are wrong.

[06:05:58] Let me call Bernard.

[06:05:59] Let me call Bernard.

[06:06:00] Hey, Bernard, it's me.

[06:06:11] How many people watch competitive weightlifting in comparison to, like, the national basketball

[06:06:15] Association. How many people watch competitive weightlifting in comparison to NBA? Give me the numbers Bernard.

[06:06:45] Far smaller. Far smaller. Thank you Bernard. Far smaller. Oh, it's your opinion. No, it's statistics. Stats. No one cares about weightlifting. I'm not about YouTube.

[06:07:00] Weightlifting is a real sport, bro.

[06:07:02] Yeah, tell me the skill that goes into it other than genetics, creatine, and steroids.

[06:07:07] Okay, so I can't...

[06:07:08] Oh, like that.

[06:07:10] I care about like Jalen Bronson.

[06:07:12] He's like an undersized guard with a beer gut,

[06:07:14] but he's unguardable.

[06:07:16] You took any example you chose for me.

[06:07:18] Because let me explain, let me explain for one second.

[06:07:20] Jalen Bronson is an undersized like beer gut guard

[06:07:24] and he's unguardable because of raw skill.

[06:07:26] Weightlifting, I know who's gonna win every time.

[06:07:30] Like I don't care, you lift the weight.

[06:07:32] No one cares.

[06:07:34] Weightlifting is like equivalent to like

[06:07:35] Messi's career then, I would say.

[06:07:37] Messi is a God-given talent. That's the opposite of what we are looking at.

[06:07:40] No, Messi got genetics. Like you said, he pied the steroids, and he pied Cheetsy takes

[06:07:44] a bunch of creatines.

[06:07:45] Bro, Messi has autism. That's why he's the goat.

[06:07:50] Okay, so why do you have autism? You can't do what he does.

[06:07:53] Because I put my autism into gaming, you put his autism into football.

[06:07:57] You know what it is? You know what it is? I think he's mad that we said weightlifting

[06:08:01] because he's never had a good build. Like, he's never been able to lift weights so you

[06:08:06] by the question you're looking at me but I be able to push up contest I could do

[06:08:09] it again right now cool I don't care and I wrestled him any tap first just when

[06:08:13] we got a zed so here's my question if you're at a bar are you gonna turn on an

[06:08:18] NBA game or a weightlifting contest you're gonna turn on okay when I go

[06:08:22] about talent okay guys when I go to a bar am I gonna turn on off am I gonna

[06:08:26] turn on fucking yes hell no how many people how no I'm gonna put on the NBA

[06:08:32] finals. Golf is like all talent. Okay so Jinxy, what's that more entertaining?

[06:08:35] Golf finals or NBA finals or NFL finals or World Cup finals. No one's

[06:08:41] choosing golf, not a single soul is choosing golf. Maybe 70 year old

[06:08:45] dads. Definitely no. Maybe 70 year old dads. Yo bro when the masters rolls around

[06:08:50] anyone above the age of 30 like literally that's all they do is watch the

[06:08:55] masters. Alright bro. Don't disrespect golf because golf is raw talent. Weightlifting

[06:08:58] his talent too.

[06:08:59] Yeah, I'm sure weightlifting is talent.

[06:09:02] Like, do I have to be like correct all the time?

[06:09:04] I'm saying like weightlifting takes talent.

[06:09:06] Well, I clearly are saying that weightlifting takes no talent.

[06:09:08] I'm saying compared to like basketball, yeah.

[06:09:11] You said it takes steroids, genetics, and extreme protein.

[06:09:15] You said it takes no skill.

[06:09:17] It's just three things that you are either blessed with.

[06:09:18] I didn't say it takes no skill.

[06:09:19] That was insistent.

[06:09:20] I didn't say it takes no skill.

[06:09:21] You were insinuating.

[06:09:22] It takes genetics and skill.

[06:09:23] Yes.

[06:09:24] I care more about like, oh, I say a Thomas on the Celtics is tiny.

[06:09:28] But no one can guard him because he's out he's like a fucking like he's as raw talent not some yoked guy who fucking eats

[06:09:38] 500,000 calories a day. I don't care about that. I really just no one asked if it was born or not

[06:09:42] But you said that it's not athletic. I said weightlifting does not require as much talent or

[06:09:49] Athleticism as any of the major sports is why nobody watches me and I call Bruno

[06:09:53] So weightlifting, if it's not entertaining...

[06:09:55] Am I at a line here?

[06:09:56] Like am I at a line here?

[06:09:57] If it's not entertaining, it equals not a lot of skill.

[06:10:00] That's what you're saying?

[06:10:01] Bingo. People like talent.

[06:10:03] People love talent.

[06:10:04] Okay, so just so I'm clear.

[06:10:06] When Jordan's feet makes a putt from 45 feet away,

[06:10:09] you care about that because that takes talent.

[06:10:11] When Bubba Watson is like one of the farthest drivers on tour in his entire career

[06:10:16] and he's 5'9", and skinny, that's impressive.

[06:10:19] He's talented.

[06:10:20] Dude, I care about talent and skill, not meathead.

[06:10:23] Okay, so someone who could lift 1,000 pounds,

[06:10:25] that's not talent?

[06:10:26] That is talent, but it's not as much.

[06:10:28] It's not as much.

[06:10:29] Okay, I'm not saying there's no talent in weightlifting.

[06:10:31] Okay, okay, okay, so ready?

[06:10:32] Perfect example.

[06:10:34] Every weightlifting top of the top

[06:10:38] could pick up golf probably and be decent.

[06:10:41] Every single golfer could not pick up weightlifting

[06:10:43] to the top tier is how they'd like.

[06:10:45] Well, yeah, because you're talking about

[06:10:47] like their body dynamics.

[06:10:47] Talents, it's talents, it's real talents.

[06:10:50] I'm saying weightlifting takes talent.

[06:10:52] But I can pick up a golf club and pick it up.

[06:10:55] No, talking over me doesn't make you correct.

[06:10:58] How ironic.

[06:10:59] This is what I'm saying.

[06:11:00] This is what I'm saying.

[06:11:02] Weightlifting takes talent.

[06:11:03] Everything in life takes talent.

[06:11:04] Taking a shit takes talent.

[06:11:06] Weightlifting takes talent.

[06:11:07] They lost the blood, they lost the blood.

[06:11:08] Now I'm cutting you off.

[06:11:09] NBA takes more talent, period.

[06:11:10] Basketball takes more skill than weightlifting, period.

[06:11:14] You're missing your original point.

[06:11:17] You originally said over there,

[06:11:18] Weightlifting is not a crazy skill.

[06:11:20] That's what you said originally.

[06:11:21] Is that not?

[06:11:22] There's words that came out of my mouth.

[06:11:23] Then you were like, oh, you need to take creatine,

[06:11:27] you need to be born with it,

[06:11:28] or you need to be taking steroids.

[06:11:30] Yeah, I was like a little exaggerative.

[06:11:33] Weightlifting takes talent.

[06:11:35] Every major sport takes more talent,

[06:11:37] which is why people watch them more,

[06:11:38] because it's more impressive.

[06:11:39] Now explain why Messi's on MLS.

[06:11:42] Because he got a billion dollars.

[06:11:43] He's talk shit.

[06:11:44] He had 12 goal contributions.

[06:11:47] I'm gonna just go to walk up.

[06:11:48] For example, nothing.

[06:11:49] Walk away because you're wrong.

[06:11:50] Walk away because you're wrong.

[06:11:51] Come back.

[06:11:52] Come back.

[06:11:53] So Messi had 12 goal contributions at the age of 39.

[06:11:56] Do you even understand what that means?

[06:11:57] How many does Ronaldo have?

[06:11:58] How many goals does Ronaldo have?

[06:11:59] How many goals?

[06:12:00] He had two goals against.

[06:12:02] How much does he have total?

[06:12:03] How much does he have total?

[06:12:04] He has more goals than Messi because he has more.

[06:12:06] So skill.

[06:12:06] More goals equals skill, right?

[06:12:08] He played more games than Messi.

[06:12:10] So here's a little fun fact.

[06:12:12] You know how you call Messi pesse?

[06:12:13] Yeah.

[06:12:14] If you remove penalties, Messi has more goals than Ronaldo

[06:12:17] in less games. Let me say that again. If you remove penalties, Messi has more goals than

[06:12:22] Ronaldo in less games play. If you average Messi's goals per game and assists per game,

[06:12:27] he has more than Ronaldo. It is a joke of a fucking comparison.

[06:12:31] So why did Messi do the Mbappe special at the World Cup?

[06:12:35] Because his team never had the ball. They were never in attacking position. Spain has

[06:12:39] a way better midfield, a way better defense.

[06:12:41] Because the mania mall is better than Messi.

[06:12:43] Why would it turn into a 1v1?

[06:12:45] Because he carried his team.

[06:12:46] You realize like if let me if you asked lamina more that he would laugh at you

[06:12:51] No, he wouldn't he'd probably do like a dance and then upload on tip time get like 300 million views because he is aura messy

[06:12:56] And messy uploaded a tech talk right now. It's not getting 300 million views

[06:12:59] It's not message and have a ticked out exactly. He knows how to compete against the go. I already look he doesn't have a

[06:13:06] Bro look bro, you have the ball knowledge of a tree stump actually a rock

[06:13:10] Let's see, man. Keep arguing and try about weightlifting. You might need to hit weightlifting.

[06:13:15] Okay, cool.

[06:13:19] So, this stem from a push-up fade.

[06:13:24] This literally stem from a push-up fade.

[06:13:26] Okay, so try it. Let me give my final take.

[06:13:28] Because yes, my problem is I exaggerate, and then people drag the one fucking thing I said for five hours,

[06:13:34] and then ignore everything else I said.

[06:13:36] Weightlifting takes skill. Any sport takes skill. All of the major sports, golf,

[06:13:43] basketball, football, American football, all of the major sports take more

[06:13:48] talent than weightlifting, which is why people watch them. It's more entertaining.

[06:13:52] I'm not gonna watch big man move big weight. If you're into that cool, but the

[06:13:57] statistics say that what I'm saying is right. My side is statistics, what you're

[06:14:01] saying is psychotic and then you're just typing pessie like obviously

[06:14:11] obviously weightlifting takes skill like I'm not a five-year-old I'm just

[06:14:16] saying like oh don't this is the last dude in it bro this event took two hours

[06:14:23] I'm so excited for volleyball.

[06:14:31] Oh, the statistics. The statistics okay, bro.

[06:14:34] Yeah, I mean, you can argue with your emotions and your incorrect point,

[06:14:38] but I'm just going to always side with statistics.

[06:14:41] Because men lie, women lie, numbers don't.

[06:14:44] Remember that. Period. Period.

[06:14:47] period. You're wrong about penalties. No, I'm not. That's the correct stat. Dude, if

[06:14:57] you remove penalty goals from Ronaldo and Messi, Messi has more goals in him with less

[06:15:01] games played. But not even that that matters. Messi averages. How many times do I have to

[06:15:06] say this? Messi averages more goals and assists than Ronaldo. Fries. Like, there's no, it's

[06:15:15] It's not even fucking close.

[06:15:17] I'm just giving up the place.

[06:15:19] Now, two more whites get their matches slow down,

[06:15:22] because we can no longer replace the trace.

[06:15:25] And if you use your pot, it's a big job.

[06:15:27] Because we'll hurt the black.

[06:15:29] And the black guy's playing crazy.

[06:15:31] Hello, Jinxy. Are you gay or fat?

[06:15:33] And then this guy just typed,

[06:15:35] Watch Portnite Form.

[06:15:37] What is this? Dean Cannon is catching up.

[06:15:39] At this point, you're just saying stuff?

[06:15:41] I'm just saying correct information.

[06:15:43] Correct information

[06:15:46] Yeah, it's not that's gonna lose

[06:15:49] But the thing about this event is like you can like almost instantly tell who's gonna win

[06:16:01] Jinxy he took

[06:16:03] Human growth hormones or else he would have never been a pro

[06:16:06] So do you think Messi should be punished for being 5-7? What like you're a psychopath, bro

[06:16:12] yeah he took human growth hormones because he had a growing deficiency when

[06:16:17] he was a kid he had a growing deficiency when he was a kid so he became 5-7

[06:16:22] you're gonna punish him for being 5-7 yes then you're just a psychopath and I

[06:16:27] don't the conversation ends there you're a psycho you're acting like he took HGH

[06:16:32] and then was 6-9 like no he's 5-7

[06:16:36] That's how he got good, you're literally wrong again.

[06:16:46] You guys are always wrong.

[06:16:47] He didn't get good because he got HGH.

[06:16:49] Barcelona paid for his HGH because he was a generational talent.

[06:16:54] They paid for the treatment because he was a generational talent.

[06:16:57] Everyone knows that.

[06:16:59] That's how he got good.

[06:17:00] No, he was a generational talent and Barca was like, oh, this guy's literally gonna be

[06:17:04] 5-2. But did Messi play in the Premier League? Why does that matter? Why does that

[06:17:12] matter? He plays in the Prem. Dude, the last two UCL winners was League One, PSG.

[06:17:20] Why does it matter if he plays in the Premier League? Because four UCLs.

[06:17:34] Dude, this event's so long.

[06:17:37] Volleyball's gonna take even longer because it's a fucking tournament.

[06:17:51] Lichette, here's the thing. Hypothetically,

[06:17:54] could Messi play in FC Barcelona right now at the age of 39?

[06:18:00] 39. Could he start for Barca? Hypothetically, yes. Yes, yes he could. Guys, he could easily

[06:18:13] start in Barca.

[06:18:30] Oh God, dude, this is horrible.

[06:18:32] Yo, what's the like up there?

[06:18:34] Oh, chillin'.

[06:18:35] Did you cut yourself?

[06:18:36] Uh, no, am I cut?

[06:18:37] Yeah, you gotta cut him your eye, you gotta cut him your head.

[06:18:40] Yeah, Ron cut me.

[06:18:41] Wait, how bad is it?

[06:18:42] Not the worst.

[06:18:43] Is it actually bad?

[06:18:45] You see?

[06:18:46] It's not the worst.

[06:18:49] No, but there's the finals after this.

[06:18:53] And I think the people in the finals have just played.

[06:18:57] I'm trying to see the cut.

[06:18:58] Oh, yeah.

[06:18:59] oh that's a cut yeah me and Rob we're gonna wrestle and then he like instantly

[06:19:05] slapped me in the face oh shit me personally bro me personally as a man

[06:19:09] and a father that happened

[06:19:11] personally well like you didn't mean so if somebody accidentally cut you you

[06:19:19] would just attack them like you didn't mean to

[06:19:23] Of course, yes. Yo, what the fuck?

[06:19:27] Bro, I got cut, bro.

[06:19:30] Dude, Gontez is like really going for it.

[06:19:32] Look, he's kind of cool here.

[06:19:34] We don't have time.

[06:19:37] Three, two, one.

[06:19:40] Oh, shit.

[06:19:44] That's right, you can.

[06:19:47] We'll be next time, bud.

[06:19:49] So it looks like the Jimmy Leester game.

[06:19:53] You guys know Maya and this girl just playing?

[06:19:56] Right now they're talking to her.

[06:19:58] Maya's in the middle.

[06:20:00] She got the girls up there.

[06:20:02] She has cash.

[06:20:04] She's just sitting there with the legs crossed.

[06:20:06] Well, like Maya's just like unbeatable.

[06:20:09] Unbeatable.

[06:20:11] What are we talking about?

[06:20:13] We're playing volleyball.

[06:20:15] Bro, are you going to volleyball?

[06:20:17] Yeah, I'm okay.

[06:20:19] I was like knuckling it. Yeah, are you good?

[06:20:22] Yes, I'm good.

[06:20:23] Dude, my serve is kind of dirty.

[06:20:25] How do you serve?

[06:20:26] Put your hand right here.

[06:20:27] I just knuckled it.

[06:20:28] Put your hand.

[06:20:29] I underhand knuckled it.

[06:20:30] One more.

[06:20:31] One more.

[06:20:32] One more consistent.

[06:20:33] I didn't get over the knack or change.

[06:20:35] Well, that's the thing.

[06:20:36] Like, I think most of people are just not even going to get over the knack.

[06:20:39] I think so, too.

[06:20:40] They do real fast.

[06:20:41] Yeah.

[06:20:42] You think volleyball is going to be faster than this?

[06:20:45] Yes.

[06:20:46] You're going to get on fire.

[06:20:47] Yeah, this took like two hours I was not expecting it for like an hour or an hour and a half

[06:20:56] Three house league been roughly

[06:21:00] Right right

[06:21:02] Wait, what do you mean I came 26 of loose 34

[06:21:07] Is why is that cuz you're like is your rent percentage bad?

[06:21:13] What is it

[06:21:15] Dude, expect more out of you at 52.

[06:21:18] Bro, I, you actually have a signature permis sweating every single fucking game nowadays.

[06:21:22] Well, I'd like to let the proof.

[06:21:24] True, true.

[06:21:25] I'd like to shoot the proof.

[06:21:27] So what do you, like, so why do you still play League?

[06:21:30] Are you just addicted for the rest of your life?

[06:21:31] Oh, okay, no, no, no, no.

[06:21:32] Okay, if they have a skill, you've been gonna skill your entire life, you don't let that skill go.

[06:21:36] You know what I mean?

[06:21:37] Dude, I think you're just addicted.

[06:21:39] I'm addicted.

[06:21:40] I'm asking, sorry for the name.

[06:21:41] I can quit, I can quit.

[06:21:43] I barely played. I was playing Street Fighter forever.

[06:21:46] When was the last time you took like a week off League of Legends for two weeks?

[06:21:52] I was in EWC. I was in Coasting League.

[06:21:56] That doesn't really count.

[06:21:58] How does that not count?

[06:21:59] You're watching League, like watching pros.

[06:22:01] I took a couple of days off. I went to Evo.

[06:22:03] I was fighting Evo. There was no League.

[06:22:04] I do like a week straight of Street Fighter streams.

[06:22:07] So basically what you're saying is you've been addicted to League for like 20 years?

[06:22:12] years. I'm not addicted. I'm sorry. I'm not addicted. I'm not. I'm seriously not. I like scores myself to

[06:22:21] play it. Bro, you know my favorite club of you on League? It's when you're running into the turret.

[06:22:29] Okay, I'm sorry. What's the music? The corki? Yes, it's with corki and you run into the turret.

[06:22:35] So why did you do that? Like why? You're someone on your int list, right?

[06:22:40] I don't think that game. I think that game my journal did something stupid and bro

[06:22:44] I think it's a waste of time

[06:22:45] Why am I gonna keep trying and this guy's a dipshit anyway, he's gonna lose it for himself anyway

[06:22:49] Why would I not lose it anyway?

[06:22:51] Dude you sound like a poison to be on a team with like 10 years ago like that sounds bad

[06:23:00] So if somebody pissed you off you would just throw the game

[06:23:02] You know why you're not in?

[06:23:07] I'm 31

[06:23:08] But you're 31

[06:23:12] Are you not rolling I'm young 31

[06:23:16] Yeah, no, because bro your college clips are like 10 years old. Yeah, they should have ever so I

[06:23:22] I was 20 when I started to

[06:23:25] Damn, so would you say you're the best North American League player of all time not not counting pros. Yep. Really?

[06:23:35] Who's a better pro like double-lift or something?

[06:23:38] You're the best pro player ever in solo queue?

[06:23:40] Yeah.

[06:23:41] Solo queue.

[06:23:42] Solo queue.

[06:23:43] Hey, juicy.

[06:23:44] Can I ask you for a favor?

[06:23:46] Yeah, I know.

[06:23:47] They will not have passed you the phone.

[06:23:49] And then we can pass it to the third person.

[06:23:51] We can pass it to like, is it Mario or Ron?

[06:23:54] Dude, Ron cut me.

[06:23:56] You got cut?

[06:23:58] Bro, look.

[06:23:59] Yeah, Ron cut me.

[06:24:00] In the middle of your head?

[06:24:01] Yes.

[06:24:02] By Ron.

[06:24:03] He's aggressive.

[06:24:04] What the fuck?

[06:24:05] Yeah, he wasn't trying to.

[06:24:06] Okay, so wait, what am I saying?

[06:24:07] So basically Ron passed the phone to you, Ron said I passed it to the phone to someone you bought and then he said you.

[06:24:11] So then you say you can be like I'm passing the phone to like the compliment

[06:24:15] you'd be like yo pass the phone to someone who's good at shooting, pass the phone to someone who's ugly.

[06:24:18] Pass the phone to someone who's not good at games.

[06:24:20] You know?

[06:24:23] Pass the phone to someone who's like a thumb.

[06:24:27] I'm passing the phone to someone who I believe might be on juice.

[06:24:33] I said I'm passing the phone to the only five-year-old challenger yeah

[06:24:45] Yeah.

[06:24:46] GC loves League.

[06:24:46] It's basically you have to like, you click record

[06:24:48] and then you pass to someone,

[06:24:50] but like you'd be like,

[06:24:51] I'm passing a phone to someone and then you describe them

[06:24:52] and then I'll go get someone.

[06:24:53] So should I know who I'm,

[06:24:55] yes, you should plan it out.

[06:24:56] You just think of someone, it could be anyone.

[06:24:59] Just a run and Maya and GC's.

[06:25:01] Okay, I'll do it with Pucci, okay?

[06:25:03] No, you can do it anyway, go on.

[06:25:04] No, I'm just saying,

[06:25:05] okay, I'll have your participant.

[06:25:08] Yeah, I'm gonna do something, yeah, something here.

[06:25:11] My name.

[06:25:13] What do I do for my name?

[06:25:14] Say your name, but you can't if you won't.

[06:25:16] Say your name, that's a good joke.

[06:25:17] Well, like, I'm Tyler One and I'm passing the phone to...

[06:25:22] Hi, I'm Tyler One.

[06:25:23] I'm passing the phone to somebody who's really good at making cakes.

[06:25:29] That's very wholesome, Tyler.

[06:25:31] What's good, guys?

[06:25:32] I love making cakes.

[06:25:34] I wasn't going to pass the phone.

[06:25:35] I was going to pass it to Q.

[06:25:36] Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[06:25:39] What the fuck is wrong with that guy?

[06:25:41] I don't.

[06:25:42] I don't know.

[06:25:43] I don't know.

[06:25:44] So, you're the best league player ever?

[06:25:47] Okay.

[06:25:48] Yes, I am.

[06:25:49] Dude, really?

[06:25:50] I can't relate.

[06:25:51] He's dog-shy, man.

[06:25:52] No, he's dog-shy.

[06:25:54] Hey, don't listen to him like that.

[06:25:57] Dude, five-role challenger, it's like motion, girl.

[06:26:00] I'm gonna be honest.

[06:26:01] That's fucking cool.

[06:26:02] You should put that on like your grave.

[06:26:04] Five-role challenger, Tyler won.

[06:26:07] Actually, I don't think about it anymore.

[06:26:08] That actually is pretty crazy.

[06:26:10] Yeah, I actually don't think about it too much.

[06:26:11] Really think about it for a second.

[06:26:13] Cause dude, people dedicate their life and they're like emerald, you hit challenger and five rolls

[06:26:17] I mean if you talk about like that, true, there's hard stuck players like silver that have thousand

[06:26:21] I don't think about that

[06:26:23] Dude, I've met players, I should say pigs

[06:26:26] I've met pigs that are like level 290 and they're iron

[06:26:29] Literally

[06:26:30] And they're like blaming people, it's like bro, you are the problem

[06:26:34] Yeah bro

[06:26:37] That's a flaggaming thing

[06:26:38] Dude, you played rainbow? I know I actually played rainbow 6

[06:26:40] You know first come out

[06:26:41] Win like oh dude a lot of people played when it launched. I should have like a lot of videos. I'll be flaming it back then

[06:26:47] What were you saying about it? Like what did you not like?

[06:26:50] I'm just mean it was a dog shit like okay

[06:26:52] So I put it what 20 something 2016 or 2017 and then I played it again a year later

[06:26:57] And I was like I like joking said the other schemes did a shit

[06:27:00] Well, I the whole feed community came with my ass like my entire comments. I just like the next three videos

[06:27:05] Just don't say that about our game. That's what that game is. Yeah

[06:27:08] I have like high play the worst year of siege was like 2020 and then

[06:27:15] 2019 I guess 2017 it was still doing well. I said that in 2017

[06:27:21] Bro when it launched it blew up in like 2015

[06:27:24] Yeah, see just a good game because it's like a strategy shooter like you have to actually like use your brain

[06:27:29] The felt those outplay shit possible. Yes, so I'd like that

[06:27:33] And I should own one of the movies I played off-screen.

[06:27:36] Like ever.

[06:27:37] Really?

[06:27:38] Yeah.

[06:27:39] Like that Overwatch.

[06:27:41] You played Overwatch?

[06:27:42] That had been Overwatch.

[06:27:43] Dude, I hate those games where you just shoot and spawn

[06:27:47] the whole time.

[06:27:48] Like you just respawn, shoot, respawn, shoot.

[06:27:50] It's like slop shooting.

[06:27:52] OK, but you play on console, right?

[06:27:54] I play everything, like console PC.

[06:27:56] Sir, what are you going to say?

[06:27:59] Are you even a real gamer in the class?

[06:28:01] If Amosist is doing half the shit for you, are you even really playing the game?

[06:28:05] First off, Siege has no Amosist.

[06:28:06] Bullshit.

[06:28:07] Second?

[06:28:07] Bullshit.

[06:28:08] None?

[06:28:08] Siege has no Amosist.

[06:28:10] Zero Amosist.

[06:28:10] So you know Amosist's like setting or nothing?

[06:28:12] There is zero Amosist.

[06:28:13] No shot.

[06:28:14] The only Amosist setting was in Gihan, which is terrorist type, and that's a warm up thing.

[06:28:19] Siege has no Amosist.

[06:28:22] On console.

[06:28:23] Stick.

[06:28:24] On console PC, the whole game there's no Amosist.

[06:28:27] It's why it's like the best game.

[06:28:30] Cause like, what do you think about like CS and Valorant?

[06:28:33] I think CS is dumb as shit because it's all

[06:28:35] people have been climbing here for 15 years

[06:28:37] and all they need to do is click hits

[06:28:38] and it's the most annoying shit.

[06:28:39] That's what the game is, is like,

[06:28:40] I hate games.

[06:28:41] Cause there's no strategy, like you like strategy.

[06:28:43] CS has strategy in it.

[06:28:46] True, different operators, different injury,

[06:28:48] different maps, like different ways to get kills,

[06:28:51] like different ways to outplay people.

[06:28:53] CS literally just feels like you're flicking heads.

[06:28:55] I think Valorant's a swap, cause it's too much good.

[06:29:00] Dude, I actually played chess on the plane ride over here, but before that, I stopped.

[06:29:07] Bro, you did the puzzles and stuff?

[06:29:09] I just, I don't...

[06:29:10] That's too boring.

[06:29:11] I know.

[06:29:12] They kind of changed the other ratings work on that a little bit.

[06:29:14] Back when I played it was just like an MMR number.

[06:29:16] Kind of like, leave.

[06:29:17] So you see your rating go up a little bit, blah blah blah.

[06:29:19] It was like a percentage of people that were better than.

[06:29:21] So that's why I kind of like got into it.

[06:29:22] And it helped so much.

[06:29:24] My brother, I got really, is like 1K now?

[06:29:26] Almost 1K or something?

[06:29:28] That's good.

[06:29:29] What is 1k like the top like 20% 15% like 10%? I don't know. It's 1k you'll be anybody

[06:29:36] Yes, anybody

[06:29:39] Why'd you like chess so much like why'd you know I don't know that's a good question

[06:29:52] Yeah, dude, it's fun. It's actually harder. I think you have to like really look

[06:29:59] guys I don't know where Joe is I think Joe like I haven't seen Joe in like an

[06:30:03] hour yeah we haven't seen him in an hour either by the way maybe he's like no

[06:30:08] he's not even over there I don't know where Joe is

[06:30:20] people are saying father son bonding we're just we're chatting about the life

[06:30:25] How are you 24 you still with that girl? Yeah. Yeah. Are you 31?

[06:30:31] 21. Oh, you're young dude. You got your life ahead of you. Just call me

[06:30:39] You're 31, it's young bro. So have you ever done like an effect like this or no, which one

[06:30:46] Olympics event. I do July 4th. I don't challenge things like competitions.

[06:30:53] I do July 4th every year. Not all of it, but I really do.

[06:30:57] It would kind of be like this, because we meet my brother in like two cousins.

[06:31:01] That's true.

[06:31:02] Oh, thank you.

[06:31:04] Dude, the last sporting event? I never did like an event like this, no.

[06:31:09] Honestly, never. I mean, like we had like pep rallies, but like, that's what this feels

[06:31:14] was like a pep rally?

[06:31:16] Why are you making that face?

[06:31:17] You didn't make you to play track in high school,

[06:31:18] you didn't do track in high school?

[06:31:19] I didn't do track, I didn't do field, I did soccer.

[06:31:24] Bro, when I was in high school, I was playing games.

[06:31:26] I would go home and play games.

[06:31:27] Yes, because I play games too,

[06:31:28] but I would still play football and you do both.

[06:31:31] So what'd you do during school all day?

[06:31:33] Were you like a good shooter or a bad shooter?

[06:31:37] I was like a distracting.

[06:31:39] Dude, your teachers hated you, what the fuck?

[06:31:41] No, I knew where the line was though.

[06:31:43] Like I would never disrespect a teacher, but I would distract students.

[06:31:46] Haha, go!

[06:31:48] Oh shit.

[06:31:49] So your teacher still hated you?

[06:31:50] Kind of, yeah.

[06:31:51] Oh my god.

[06:31:52] What was your GPA in high school?

[06:31:54] 0.6 or something like that?

[06:31:55] Dude, you kind of like...

[06:31:57] You are sorta good at everything, bro.

[06:31:59] What are you bad at?

[06:32:01] Like what game?

[06:32:02] Shooting games?

[06:32:03] Real like Siege, you suck at Siege.

[06:32:05] I don't supply this not bad, but I was like, shit, it's good.

[06:32:08] Wait, you were playing how many hours?

[06:32:10] Like, under 100.

[06:32:12] Oh, that's fucking that's not bad. That's not bad. They got diamond over watch

[06:32:17] You a 21. Yeah, dude. I told you about the clip of the guy's sleeping. Oh, yeah

[06:32:27] Dude each one was like the first battle royale

[06:32:35] Dude that is a

[06:32:37] proximity chat right yes sir yes sir go to game I was going to come back

[06:32:45] all this bro dude not really I've been checked out of crate stack for a

[06:32:51] little while I'm excited for volleyball wait Martin's on the bottom

[06:33:00] guys love to grab the we are they playing for third I think it's a third

[06:33:05] Place match before the first place

[06:33:11] I'm gonna go find where Joe is

[06:33:15] Yeah, we're gonna kick some ass

[06:33:26] You got this feet

[06:33:31] Thought that's actually doing good

[06:33:33] Well, fuck, where is Joe?

[06:33:36] I thought I'd be over here.

[06:33:39] Oh, wrong blackhead.

[06:33:49] Joe!

[06:33:51] Oh, I didn't know I was a blackhead.

[06:33:53] I didn't see you anymore.

[06:33:55] I thought my head opened.

[06:33:57] What?

[06:33:59] No, that was you. Who else would it be?

[06:34:01] Okay, okay.

[06:34:02] Okay.

[06:34:03] All right.

[06:34:04] Let's go.

[06:34:05] Oh.

[06:34:06] Ah.

[06:34:07] Ah.

[06:34:08] Ah.

[06:34:09] And my head's kind of down.

[06:34:11] What?

[06:34:12] My head's a helmet on the wheelchair.

[06:34:14] All right.

[06:34:15] Ron is running around assaulting Evee.

[06:34:17] That makes sense.

[06:34:18] No, we were going to do wrestling and Ron hit me in the head.

[06:34:22] Yeah, I'm like bleeding.

[06:34:24] Oh, boy.

[06:34:25] I'm sorry to cut you, bro.

[06:34:26] I didn't mean to.

[06:34:27] You need a bandage.

[06:34:28] Yeah, but I'm not going to.

[06:34:29] You need a bandage.

[06:34:31] You need a bandage?

[06:34:32] What, off your arm?

[06:34:34] Bro, no, bro.

[06:34:35] I'm just gonna sit through it.

[06:34:39] Dude, are you ready for volleyball?

[06:34:42] Do you know?

[06:34:43] It's not starting yet.

[06:34:44] They have to go again.

[06:34:45] Oh, brother.

[06:34:46] Yeah, and it's 720.

[06:34:51] Dude, so volleyball is gonna be a tournament.

[06:34:54] It's gonna take an hour, over an hour.

[06:34:57] It's gonna be dark.

[06:34:58] I think they have a point.

[06:35:00] Why do you plug that apple?

[06:35:02] I don't know if they're doing it.

[06:35:04] I think they're better at it.

[06:35:06] It's probably going to be longer than an hour.

[06:35:08] I'm not going to lie. It's first to like 11.

[06:35:10] Why are you shaking it?

[06:35:12] What are you talking about?

[06:35:14] It's first to 11.

[06:35:16] So you have to serve and then get a point.

[06:35:18] And then it's first to 11.

[06:35:20] And then they got to do that against every single team.

[06:35:22] Then it's like a bracket.

[06:35:24] A real bracket.

[06:35:26] There's going to be eight to four to two.

[06:35:28] There's going to be four to two.

[06:35:29] There's going to be seven games total.

[06:35:32] Every game will probably take five minutes.

[06:35:34] Oh, hell no.

[06:35:35] People get really into it too.

[06:35:37] Oh, they get really into it.

[06:35:38] It's the best.

[06:35:39] It's like.

[06:35:39] Photoball's like the best event in first day.

[06:35:42] For real.

[06:35:43] Bro, it's funny because 100 meter dash was like 10 seconds,

[06:35:45] but it was cinema.

[06:35:46] Guys, no one's complaining.

[06:35:47] I'm just going to start.

[06:35:49] I feel bad for like someone like this guy.

[06:35:51] He hasn't done anything all day.

[06:35:53] Yeah.

[06:35:54] No, I'm not complaining.

[06:35:55] I'm looking forward to volleyball.

[06:35:56] Volleyball's gonna be fun.

[06:35:57] Volleyball, I'm pretty good at it.

[06:35:59] You can say, Cat, I'm pretty good at it.

[06:36:00] Have they practiced it?

[06:36:02] I always thought I can't do that.

[06:36:04] Me too.

[06:36:18] You look good today, bro.

[06:36:20] I appreciate that.

[06:36:25] It's a doctor.

[06:36:27] Some of them are in the camera.

[06:36:29] I'll come up and find the rest of the grief.

[06:36:31] That would make sense.

[06:36:33] I'm a spoon.

[06:36:35] What's that water thing about?

[06:36:37] I'm a spoon.

[06:36:41] Boom.

[06:36:43] What? You want what?

[06:36:45] No, I don't want a water man.

[06:36:47] You gonna say that to me?

[06:36:49] Whoa.

[06:36:51] Yeah, listen.

[06:36:53] water. Wait, I'm confused. Didn't they already play each other? Oh, this isn't even the finals?

[06:36:59] No, it is the finals. But didn't they play each other? I don't know.

[06:37:03] They're right in front of me.

[06:37:07] Dude, I might go practice volleyball.

[06:37:12] I don't think they care.

[06:37:14] They got mad about it.

[06:37:15] What is it? What is it?

[06:37:16] What happened?

[06:37:17] Did she say that?

[06:37:18] She said it wasn't me.

[06:37:19] She said you got T.T.

[06:37:20] It's not the automatic one.

[06:37:21] She said it's automatic.

[06:37:22] Go ahead.

[06:37:23] I'm here.

[06:37:24] I need to take 600 bucks.

[06:37:25] That's four.

[06:37:26] Is that like 12 feet?

[06:37:27] One meter.

[06:37:28] I'm really suspicious of this.

[06:37:29] I thought it was T.T.

[06:37:30] You're a 60-year-old.

[06:37:31] I'm here.

[06:37:32] I'm here.

[06:37:33] I'm here.

[06:37:34] I'm here.

[06:37:35] I'm here.

[06:37:36] I'm here.

[06:37:37] I'm here.

[06:37:38] I'm here.

[06:37:39] I'm here.

[06:37:40] Dude, I do want to practice volleyball.

[06:37:41] It's volleyball, bro.

[06:37:42] I'm gonna switch it back, dude.

[06:37:43] Me too, bro.

[06:37:44] I'm assuming there's gonna be like a 10-minute intermission after this.

[06:37:48] Oh, sure.

[06:37:49] Does he know?

[06:37:50] Well, but volleyball's quick.

[06:37:52] Like, bro, the crate stack, you have to clear the cranes.

[06:37:55] Clear the harness.

[06:37:56] Like, volleyball, the ball's out, you get the new ball.

[06:37:59] When the game's over, you run off.

[06:38:00] It's quick.

[06:38:01] We're gonna be here for...

[06:38:02] Volleyball's gonna be quicker than this.

[06:38:07] Here we go.

[06:38:09] Here we go.

[06:38:10] No, wait, what are you doing?

[06:38:11] Game time.

[06:38:12] Huh?

[06:38:13] I need Maya to win this.

[06:38:14] She wins this below key or I have my law.

[06:38:15] I'm like, well, we don't get much.

[06:38:16] Are you doing it like this?

[06:38:17] Come on, Maya.

[06:38:18] Dude, I haven't even seen Maya come close to fire.

[06:38:26] She's just like chilling.

[06:38:28] Come on, Maya.

[06:38:30] You got this, B.

[06:38:31] What?

[06:38:32] You said, man?

[06:38:33] You got this bait

[06:38:38] What you said there you said my name

[06:38:45] Yet it's my name stable Ronaldo

[06:38:55] So that was each other now yeah, literally every time I'm like

[06:39:00] Like, on a, okay, I was on a plane and I saw the album.

[06:39:04] I didn't know.

[06:39:05] But I haven't listened to it.

[06:39:06] It's actually an EP.

[06:39:07] Is it good?

[06:39:08] I actually like a couple songs,

[06:39:09] but everyone said he went 8th grade and not 5th grade.

[06:39:12] He went like 5th grade.

[06:39:14] I didn't like a lot of them.

[06:39:15] Bro, people do that every time there's an album.

[06:39:17] They're like, there was no misses.

[06:39:19] It's like, bro, even on the best albums ever,

[06:39:21] there's misses.

[06:39:23] Excuse me, referees.

[06:39:24] Excuse me, referees.

[06:39:25] Let's go, fire.

[06:39:26] I can't see.

[06:39:27] Excuse me, referees.

[06:39:58] bro I think you were muted girl like legitimately no no you wouldn't say

[06:40:03] muted you're such a burger bro dude are you ready for volleyball I think it's

[06:40:14] gonna start in 10 minutes 15 minutes

[06:40:20] Yo how long was Crate Stack over an hour and a half?

[06:40:27] This whole event, yeah.

[06:40:29] That's the thing, I feel like this should be the last one.

[06:40:36] Nah, cause like the volleyball solo event should be last.

[06:40:39] If volleyball is last though, it is something to look forward to.

[06:40:41] So tomorrow is bull riding?

[06:40:42] Dude, tomorrow the last match is penalty shootout.

[06:40:44] That's cinema.

[06:40:45] So bull riding, penalty shootout.

[06:40:46] Half and half.

[06:40:47] Half and half?

[06:40:48] Yes.

[06:40:49] What else?

[06:40:50] No!

[06:40:51] Actual cookies.

[06:40:52] Half and half of all riding and only shooting.

[06:40:55] It's like hitting games with the hand that everyone does.

[06:40:59] Yeah, yeah, I thought it was all he was talking about.

[06:41:02] You just...

[06:41:03] I don't know where Joe is.

[06:41:07] I think he, like, despawned.

[06:41:09] He's like eating or something.

[06:41:11] Is he training?

[06:41:12] Oh, the tongue skin shot thing and then...

[06:41:14] Oh, oh!

[06:41:15] Yes, that's going to be entertaining.

[06:41:17] That'll be quick too.

[06:41:19] I'll be honest with you, the quickest one today was 100 meter in the field.

[06:41:24] I need some walk.

[06:41:30] That song is actually good.

[06:41:31] I didn't want to.

[06:41:37] I need some walk.

[06:41:45] I'm going to go train volleyball.

[06:41:47] Oh

[06:42:03] Bro look at that it's actually

[06:42:05] I don't know, I haven't seen Joe in like an hour, I think he's eating or something?

[06:42:31] I want to like scout how good

[06:42:39] okay Yana's actually good yeah Yana's

[06:42:59] actually good Tyler's pretty good dude volleyball cinema I'm so glad this is

[06:43:13] the last time

[06:43:29] Tyler's talking shit.

[06:43:43] Dude, I'm gonna jump in there.

[06:43:49] You guys got room for them there?

[06:43:59] Oh, my God.

[06:44:02] Oh, my God.

[06:44:05] Oh, my God.

[06:44:08] Oh, my God.

[06:44:11] Oh, my God.

[06:44:14] Oh, my God.

[06:44:17] Oh, my God.

[06:44:20] Oh, my God.

[06:44:23] It's their fums. That's good though.

[06:44:27] I like that we're talking I like that we're talking

[06:45:27] Oh, okay, this is going to be hard.

[06:45:32] I feel like setting it is hard.

[06:45:35] How do I turn it like this?

[06:45:43] What am I doing, though?

[06:45:46] So it's two in the front, one in the middle, two in the back?

[06:45:49] I think so, right?

[06:45:50] Yeah, okay.

[06:45:52] I got it.

[06:45:57] I

[06:46:23] Bro look at that what the fuck

[06:46:27] How is her balance that good to where she's waving at people on the own?

[06:46:56] How the hell?

[06:46:58] Yo, volleyball's going to be fun.

[06:47:02] Wait, is that what I thought?

[06:47:03] Oh.

[06:47:18] Yeah, volleyball's going to be fun.

[06:47:26] I feel like it's hard to get to the ball though.

[06:47:36] No, no, there's a lot of people.

[06:47:46] I'm telling you, I said this three hours ago.

[06:47:49] If we don't win volleyball, I will be shot.

[06:47:53] We're winning volleyball.

[06:47:55] I'm 100% sure.

[06:48:02] Dude, I want to check the point leaderboard on this.

[06:48:10] Wait, they're going to use VAR?

[06:48:17] They're low-key barrage.

[06:48:19] It's like guys, VAR is cool.

[06:48:21] This was a two-hour attack.

[06:48:22] And there was a third place match

[06:48:33] I'm excited bro, like I'm excited for vaulted gold

[06:48:40] Yeah, I feel like

[06:48:42] All you have to do don't try to do too much just get it over the net they'll fuck up

[06:48:47] Don't try to spike, don't try to set, just get it over the net and they will fuck out. Period.

[06:48:54] Holy hairline. Bro, watch the stream, bro.

[06:49:02] Has Jixie played yet? None of my events are today. My events are tomorrow.

[06:49:06] Oh, a cookie? Oh, what type of cookie is it?

[06:49:09] I want to try cookie.

[06:49:10] Oh, thank you. Somebody bite it?

[06:49:13] Okay, thank you.

[06:49:16] oh my god thank you of course chat laced

[06:49:37] chat one thing about me this might be surprising but I'll never deny I'll

[06:49:43] I'll never deny cookie.

[06:49:44] This might be surprising.

[06:49:49] They're nerfing you before the match.

[06:49:51] Bomb, be honest.

[06:49:53] I'm a pound of water.

[06:49:55] I need a pound of water.

[06:49:56] We are in seventh place.

[06:49:58] Oh, my.

[06:50:07] Tomorrow's going to be cinema.

[06:50:10] They're only hope.

[06:50:13] We need to form like the greatest comeback ever.

[06:50:43] We choose teams.

[06:50:45] We're going to go out again.

[06:50:47] We're in Mari, we need you. This is important.

[06:50:49] You can choose who you vape.

[06:50:51] Choose who we go up against.

[06:50:53] Alumni.

[06:50:55] Low key.

[06:50:57] All-stars alumni are Canada.

[06:50:59] I need to ask Joe.

[06:51:01] All-stars alumni in Canada?

[06:51:03] Alumni does have a solid...

[06:51:05] She looked like she knew what she was doing.

[06:51:07] Maybe like Canada?

[06:51:09] Wait, all-stars are an option?

[06:51:11] are an option.

[06:51:13] You think so?

[06:51:15] They have Jason.

[06:51:17] Wait, so what about Canada?

[06:51:19] You don't think so?

[06:51:21] I think we're gonna be good.

[06:51:23] Agent Martin Dantes?

[06:51:25] I don't think Canada's gonna be good.

[06:51:27] Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.

[06:51:29] We have to

[06:51:31] choose who we play against. We have three options.

[06:51:33] Okay, I was

[06:51:35] literally going to say, wait, has international been chosen.

[06:51:37] I was gonna say

[06:51:39] gonna say you get them out first round they get no points oh my god wait who do

[06:51:44] we have we have all Canada all alumni had a girl that like played volleyball and

[06:51:52] And Jason.

[06:51:53] Alumni.

[06:51:54] Canada All Stars.

[06:51:55] Alumni.

[06:51:56] What about Canada?

[06:51:57] Can I feel that name speaking to me?

[06:52:00] I'm not a lady of anyone's name.

[06:52:02] Alumni does not look good.

[06:52:04] Alumni.

[06:52:05] I feel like alumni because team...

[06:52:08] Canada's like been talking the whole time.

[06:52:11] They're like common crazy.

[06:52:13] Yeah, I think we go against a little bit.

[06:52:14] I think we play Canada.

[06:52:15] I'm not even kidding.

[06:52:16] I think Canada too.

[06:52:18] Canada does have bad movement.

[06:52:19] Dude, Dantez, Martin, Agent, and then Sakura, and who else?

[06:52:25] We could.

[06:52:27] It's Agent, Sakura, Dantez, Martin.

[06:52:34] Who's on All-Stars? It's KDB, Ron.

[06:52:43] Yeah, I feel like that too.

[06:52:45] KDB they're gonna do what I think they're gonna set each other crazy well yeah

[06:52:50] Canada Canada or alumni I

[06:52:53] I was just playing with alumni

[06:52:55] It was like they know what they're doing

[06:52:57] One of the girls played Jason and then Keem knows how to serve for them

[06:53:03] I think the main thar is probably Jason

[06:53:05] But we can do a team vote

[06:53:07] But yeah let's see what Tyler says too

[06:53:09] Tyler's playing here

[06:53:11] Tyler, come here

[06:53:13] Oh, yeah, we got to choose a lot more. I can't

[06:53:17] Me Canada, you can't a baby. Give me

[06:53:23] Dude, I like that you're talking shit. That's good. Oh, bro. Oh, you should we need like energy out there

[06:53:28] So our team our team weren't six right now. We need some energy

[06:53:38] We need to get

[06:53:43] We need to get first now.

[06:53:54] We chose Senator?

[06:53:56] I think, did we, did we?

[06:53:58] Did we tell her?

[06:53:59] Oh!

[06:54:02] You know what?

[06:54:04] Exactly, I was playing against them, they were, you know, they're not the best.

[06:54:09] I know, I think.

[06:54:11] Someone in my chat that Sakura was good last year.

[06:54:13] I think we do alumni.

[06:54:16] That's what I was saying.

[06:54:18] I'm looking at it and it doesn't look that scary.

[06:54:22] I was going against them and they were not that good.

[06:54:26] But I think we'd be anybody here.

[06:54:29] She's good.

[06:54:29] The one girl's good.

[06:54:30] Yeah, one girl's good and Keem knows how to serve.

[06:54:33] Some of Keem's returns were like.

[06:54:35] Bad, they were going off the other side.

[06:54:38] Yeah.

[06:54:40] I'll go with whatever you guys want.

[06:54:42] See you there?

[06:54:42] We'll do alumni.

[06:54:45] I hope I just made the right decision.

[06:54:49] It's like in Red Dead.

[06:54:50] Like, I don't know until now.

[06:54:59] They don't even know.

[06:55:00] Do they know?

[06:55:02] Good luck.

[06:55:03] Oh, yeah, maybe a little bit.

[06:55:05] I played volleyball at a collegiate level, yeah.

[06:55:11] Okay, pepper within this.

[06:55:12] Wait, do what?

[06:55:13] Pepper.

[06:55:14] Okay, you did not play college at a collegiate level.

[06:55:15] What is pepper?

[06:55:16] You don't know what pepper is?

[06:55:18] Oh, like salt and pepper shaker.

[06:55:19] Yeah.

[06:55:20] Oh.

[06:55:21] Okay, Joe Bart.

[06:55:22] That's fine.

[06:55:23] Come on, let's go.

[06:55:24] You're joking.

[06:55:25] Yeah, yeah.

[06:55:26] You're joking.

[06:55:27] You're joking.

[06:55:28] This isn't us.

[06:55:29] This guy's name is Bobby Lone.

[06:55:30] I win that, I think.

[06:55:31] You win that?

[06:55:32] Yeah.

[06:55:33] I win that, I think.

[06:55:35] You win that?

[06:55:42] Thank you. You know what I'm saying?

[06:55:44] It's my thing. It's my thing.

[06:55:45] It's my thing. It's my thing.

[06:55:46] It's my thing. It's my thing.

[06:55:47] It's my thing.

[06:55:48] I'm just saying, you guys might be playing against us first.

[06:55:51] I'll be Peppers.

[06:55:53] So, Peppers don't get us. I'll be Peppers, you know?

[06:55:56] Let's be Peppers, yeah.

[06:55:58] I'll be Peppers.

[06:56:03] I can't tell if you're joking.

[06:56:06] I'm being real, I've played at a collegiate level.

[06:56:08] I can feel it, I can feel it, I can feel it.

[06:56:11] No!

[06:56:17] Yeah, I'm not even gonna change our, one moment.

[06:56:20] This girl's throwing piss missiles.

[06:56:24] Okay, can we still play?

[06:56:28] Okay, we indeed did, we did play Canada.

[06:56:31] I just did, where's she at?

[06:56:32] Where's the, oh, Jean DeVal?

[06:56:33] Oh, yes, thanks, what happened?

[06:56:35] Where's she at?

[06:56:36] Where's she at?

[06:56:37] The lady, the, the, the, the alumni girl's good.

[06:56:40] One of them's good, both of them are good,

[06:56:41] two of them are good.

[06:56:43] We're gonna lose.

[06:56:44] Where's she at?

[06:56:46] Oh, we're gonna do Canada instead.

[06:56:50] Okay.

[06:56:50] We're gonna do Canada.

[06:56:52] Her.

[06:56:52] Yes.

[06:56:56] I'm so fucking clutched.

[06:56:57] See, I did that detective work there.

[06:56:59] She's good, the other girl's good, and I know Jason is like decent, and Keem is gonna be like decent.

[06:57:09] But Canada, like none of them are gonna be good. None of them are gonna be good. Definitely Canada.

[06:57:15] I think I just saved our ass.

[06:57:17] Alright, we'll see. We'll see, James.

[06:57:20] Chad, what a save. Dude, that girl did like a fucking spike. She's talking about peppering.

[06:57:29] I think I just clutched

[06:57:40] What does rally mean?

[06:58:00] Canada.

[06:58:01] And serve just over the net.

[06:58:02] And what is this other line here for?

[06:58:04] Nothing.

[06:58:05] It's for Dutch ball.

[06:58:05] Can you hit up?

[06:58:06] But if I'm in the middle of my line, I'll just fight the ball.

[06:58:09] Yes.

[06:58:09] OK.

[06:58:10] You can't just do that.

[06:58:11] Yes.

[06:58:12] Rally mean.

[06:58:12] Rally is just you score regardless.

[06:58:16] Most volleyball is you only score if you're serving.

[06:58:20] So if the other team has the ball and you win,

[06:58:22] you don't get a point.

[06:58:23] It's just your serve.

[06:58:24] You're fighting for the serve if you don't have the ball.

[06:58:27] So is that what we're doing or no?

[06:58:29] You get a point

[06:58:32] No, it's just you keep you keep serving if you keep getting fun so somebody can hypothetically eight zero

[06:58:39] Tyler wants me to start first

[06:58:43] We might do we might do me Tyler Yana in the middle and then you and I are in front because it's dumb if me and you stand

[06:58:48] Together because we're taller. Yeah, and then nobody's like in the front. Yeah, you need somebody in the front. That's able to like

[06:58:55] Okay, yeah

[06:58:57] Okay, that makes sense.

[06:58:59] But I don't know how we rotate.

[06:59:00] Do we admit or no?

[06:59:01] No, you would, every, if, like, while I'm serving, you stay,

[06:59:05] then they serve.

[06:59:06] And if, like, so, like, say I'm serving,

[06:59:08] we get two points, we lose one.

[06:59:10] Two, one, they go, if we win, then we rotate.

[06:59:16] Pre-practice.

[06:59:18] I'm kind of glad we're playing third,

[06:59:19] because then we can actually, like, see what's happening.

[06:59:21] And how good people are?

[06:59:22] Yeah.

[06:59:23] And it doesn't matter, because that's not the team we're playing.

[06:59:25] We're playing Canada.

[06:59:26] Dude, I switched to Canada.

[06:59:28] I was gonna go alumni and I played one of the girls,

[06:59:31] she knows, you know.

[06:59:32] Remember when I wiped you first round in Rocket League?

[06:59:36] In your tournament.

[06:59:39] First round, bro.

[06:59:40] Dude, I'm gonna wipe you right now.

[06:59:42] You know, we picked you guys

[06:59:43] because we were allowed to pick like the week's left.

[06:59:46] You know, this is a very politically charged game, right?

[06:59:49] USA versus Canada?

[06:59:50] How?

[06:59:51] Oh, you know, this is Canada.

[06:59:52] I thought you just meant volleyball.

[06:59:54] No, no, no.

[06:59:55] No, this is gonna be a politically charged game.

[06:59:56] So chat, not Martin Kitt TV.

[07:00:00] Check it out.

[07:00:02] Dude, good luck, bro.

[07:00:04] Yeah.

[07:00:05] Like, he shouted me out on Instagram.

[07:00:08] Really?

[07:00:09] Or not.

[07:00:12] We have a ball in your air.

[07:00:14] Wait, so who's first?

[07:00:15] I wanted to think.

[07:00:16] I wanted to think.

[07:00:17] Next.

[07:00:19] I think they're, because we didn't get to choose,

[07:00:21] it was like, in worst to best, they

[07:00:25] they get to choose their opponent.

[07:00:27] So, I think France is in last and they chose Mexico.

[07:00:33] Is France in last?

[07:00:34] I don't even know the fucking, I don't know.

[07:00:36] I think they are.

[07:00:39] Do rough to a rough start.

[07:00:41] Oh yeah, that's what I'm doing.

[07:00:44] You don't need a stretch, man.

[07:00:45] Yeah, no, my legs were like breaking up.

[07:00:55] So they're just all so sure about that.

[07:00:59] And I'm like free to free fucking you.

[07:01:02] Just get it over and use it.

[07:01:04] Literally the toss, I think Arke's their toss first.

[07:01:06] Maybe Danny's.

[07:01:08] This one?

[07:01:10] Yeah.

[07:01:12] How did you do it?

[07:01:16] I don't know.

[07:01:18] What did you do?

[07:01:20] Just like, oh man.

[07:01:23] Yeah, if Mexico wins this, I'll shit myself.

[07:01:33] Yup, these guys are fucking huge.

[07:01:43] He's part of the red line, big dog. Get him back.

[07:01:46] Yeah.

[07:01:46] Get him back.

[07:01:47] It's like it's a little OP.

[07:01:49] I remember the mice that were there.

[07:01:50] Yeah, I remember the mice that were there.

[07:01:51] I don't know, like, what's-

[07:01:52] Aye!

[07:01:52] If someone's running for this, why would they keep it?

[07:01:54] Yeah.

[07:01:55] Oh, no.

[07:01:55] Well, that is the thing.

[07:01:57] It's like, say, no, because I get why we're this far back.

[07:02:01] Say one of them, it lands in, they bump it, it flies this way,

[07:02:06] you could run, and hit it back.

[07:02:09] And it's still in.

[07:02:10] Like, out of bounds.

[07:02:11] Yeah.

[07:02:12] If they hit it out of bounds, it's still in the air.

[07:02:13] It's still in play.

[07:02:15] So they could get it back in.

[07:02:17] Like, we'll probably have that happen.

[07:02:19] Or like, one of us bumps it wrong,

[07:02:21] and you have to run out of bounds to get it back in.

[07:02:23] I see.

[07:02:24] But yeah, the Alas, man, it goes this far as well, but.

[07:02:28] This is going to be set up.

[07:02:30] I'm glad this is the last event.

[07:02:34] Dude, Joel is fucking jet-packing every team

[07:02:36] that's doing two-on-two.

[07:02:38] I don't know if that's required.

[07:02:39] So you want everybody?

[07:02:40] Yeah.

[07:02:41] Dude, look at how tall Joe Ellis compared to the next one.

[07:02:45] He's gigantic.

[07:02:47] Is that a given thing?

[07:02:49] I hope.

[07:02:49] But everyone has knee cuts, don't they?

[07:02:52] Here we go.

[07:02:53] Here we go.

[07:03:02] This is going to be way faster than Freight Stack.

[07:03:04] Out, out, out, out.

[07:03:06] 1-0, Mexico.

[07:03:10] Oh, the line's in.

[07:03:11] the lines in. Yeah, that's the line of ten. Fuck, okay. Dude, the game's gonna fly by.

[07:03:16] Yeah, good. Yeah, thank god. Great stack, it's way too long. It was still fine, but it's like,

[07:03:25] I think they should have just done like two attempts per team, and then just done whoever

[07:03:29] gets the highest. There's been too many ties though. Yeah. How did he determine the winner?

[07:03:34] I don't even know, whatever. Funnable, oh.

[07:03:38] So it's like a it's like a dud you get another one. Yeah, that's not a fault

[07:03:47] Fall

[07:03:48] Two fault is

[07:03:51] I think a fault

[07:03:53] No, that's a lot. That's not no lat isn't it? It's that goes over. Oh

[07:04:00] You hit that and it doesn't so she just lost the ball completely. That's because she didn't get it

[07:04:04] Ooh, bad comms.

[07:04:06] Bad comms.

[07:04:07] Let's lock it in there, France.

[07:04:10] Whose ball was that?

[07:04:11] Whose ball was that?

[07:04:13] Communication is like everything.

[07:04:15] I'm not even kidding.

[07:04:16] I was going to get sick.

[07:04:17] Yeah.

[07:04:19] You have to go.

[07:04:19] I'll literally scream, you.

[07:04:21] Yeah.

[07:04:22] Like, you, you, you.

[07:04:23] Or just like, I got it.

[07:04:25] Like, you have to be like so loud.

[07:04:26] I got it.

[07:04:27] You just go, me.

[07:04:28] Yeah.

[07:04:29] If somebody says me behind me, I'm

[07:04:31] going to drop everything and just trust them.

[07:04:34] I know if you're certain you got it like if the balls that way I don't want to have like a double-hit thing happen

[07:04:52] Well the Cuber cost us tomorrow

[07:05:04] Wait a minute.

[07:05:06] Wait, so he's not even rotating, Joe.

[07:05:09] He's sitting up top.

[07:05:11] Bro, he needs to spike it.

[07:05:13] Why's he not spiking it down?

[07:05:15] That's a pass.

[07:05:17] Dude, he's not even spiking it up.

[07:05:20] Also, he's not rotating.

[07:05:22] Dude, I remember saying France was an OPT,

[07:05:25] and then they're doing...

[07:05:27] I said they were going to be top three.

[07:05:30] Bro, but, Joe, I think they're last.

[07:05:32] The ball is in perfect spike position and he's tapping it.

[07:05:36] Like, bro, fucking barrier into the ground.

[07:05:39] Yeah.

[07:05:40] Like, barrier.

[07:05:43] He's tall, he's tall enough.

[07:05:45] Like, this guy should be feeding.

[07:05:47] This is like a bronze box.

[07:05:49] You can't hit that.

[07:05:50] That's it.

[07:05:51] That's it.

[07:05:52] That's it.

[07:05:53] That was inside.

[07:05:55] I don't even think that was lying.

[07:05:57] I'm just gonna be honest.

[07:05:58] Well, so what's the rule if it's this?

[07:06:00] 90% of the balls out, 10% on the line.

[07:06:03] That would be their call and that's where you go, VAR.

[07:06:07] And they'd rewatch to see if it landed.

[07:06:09] Because I have a feeling that might happen.

[07:06:12] For it to be that, like, the Regis,

[07:06:15] that probably happened once, maybe, in our game.

[07:06:19] We're already doing VAR.

[07:06:21] I don't blame them because the games were so...

[07:06:23] I think that's horrible.

[07:06:30] Dude, she's not bad.

[07:06:42] Bro, but she's always up front.

[07:06:46] He's just up front. I can't help it.

[07:06:54] That comes, that comes.

[07:06:56] Dude, France is gonna lose.

[07:06:58] That's a score.

[07:07:00] That's a score.

[07:07:01] Yo, um, do you think it's a score?

[07:07:03] I've never seen that.

[07:07:04] Do you think it's just win by two or three?

[07:07:06] It's straight to eight.

[07:07:07] I doubt he wants to, like...

[07:07:09] Win by two would be cinema.

[07:07:11] But I think it's straight to eight.

[07:07:12] It would go on for...

[07:07:13] Oh, that's a horrible score.

[07:07:15] That's not allowed.

[07:07:17] That's over.

[07:07:23] Actually, France should probably win.

[07:07:25] What is it? Four, five?

[07:07:27] 5-4, 5-4 France, but like Mexico winning would be bad, because Mexico's the first place.

[07:07:34] They're the first. I mean, they're top.

[07:07:37] It's a bad survival.

[07:07:41] Yeah, like when he's guided and it's his lands, not your own.

[07:07:44] If he laps or falls, it hits the ground.

[07:07:47] They're gonna hit each other.

[07:07:49] Dude, people are getting into it. This is like an entertaining event.

[07:07:54] They're getting into it.

[07:07:57] Yeah, I think most of our team is all yeah, I mean like

[07:08:17] I'm not saying it's going over the net, but...

[07:08:25] Bro, this game's tight.

[07:08:26] Six-five.

[07:08:33] Oh!

[07:08:34] Way out.

[07:08:35] Wait, so she loses ball now?

[07:08:37] Yeah.

[07:08:38] So, dude, what I'm gonna do on my serve is I'm going...

[07:08:41] I can put it fucking back on.

[07:08:42] I'm gonna put it back on, and they're gonna be like,

[07:08:44] There's not gonna know what to do. I'm just gonna bury it that way.

[07:08:57] Seven-five.

[07:09:09] V.A. on what?

[07:09:10] What?

[07:09:10] If his pose on the line, it doesn't count.

[07:09:22] It is.

[07:09:25] I don't know.

[07:09:30] I...

[07:09:31] I...

[07:09:32] I would say that's fine.

[07:09:38] That's clean.

[07:09:39] that's so clean we have to use it's maybe it's maybe a millimeter of a part

[07:09:46] that's not touching the tip of his shoe like that's not over yeah like then so

[07:09:54] they don't get last they're either getting fifth six seven eight yeah

[07:09:58] look close it's like it's last it's gonna lose like eight one dude these games

[07:10:03] Oh my god, these games are actually fast.

[07:10:05] Who's next?

[07:10:06] Um, all stars are.

[07:10:13] Yeah, I'm friends with him.

[07:10:19] Um.

[07:10:24] Me, me, me, me, me, me.

[07:10:26] Yeah.

[07:10:27] If you have a kind of confusion.

[07:10:30] Yeah.

[07:10:31] I think you'll know, if he's saying you in the balls near you, it's you, right?

[07:10:39] If you have a clear shot, like scream that you want to blow.

[07:10:42] Okay.

[07:10:43] They like pumped into each other if we don't want to do that.

[07:10:47] Oh, UK would be an easy thing to do.

[07:10:49] I think everything's just serves.

[07:10:51] Yeah, serves.

[07:10:52] Because there's barely any volleys.

[07:10:54] Like, normally it ends on the serve.

[07:10:56] Like, it's like, the returns is bad.

[07:10:59] Yeah, I think we're the best volleyball teams, one by a second.

[07:11:05] I've been saying that.

[07:11:09] I think it rotates.

[07:11:11] Yeah, me and Tyler were talking about, I don't know, if you're going to survey, it might make sense if you start here.

[07:11:19] Where's Tyler?

[07:11:23] Tyler!

[07:11:25] I need UK to win this, because international is the first step.

[07:11:30] How do we want to start?

[07:11:34] Yeah, but am I rotating to the front after I serve?

[07:11:41] Yeah, so maybe we do.

[07:11:44] Jinx, Maari, because if you start front right,

[07:11:48] you would be the second server.

[07:11:50] So then I would serve, then Tyler, Yana, you'd be middle.

[07:11:53] So you'd have to cover.

[07:11:55] a lot. And then how do we rotate? Do you feel good about that? I would go left. You would

[07:12:00] go front. And Yana would go.

[07:12:03] Did Niddle have some pretty solid?

[07:12:05] No, I don't know how we rotate. I think he's explaining. Because I think we have to do

[07:12:12] the same rotations. But I don't think that's a bad setup.

[07:12:17] You guys don't feel good about that?

[07:12:19] You know in the first three I'm not I don't think I'm the best server, but I was talking to him I over

[07:12:27] So I'm either getting the point or hitting the net

[07:12:30] Yeah, overhand, in-takes this time.

[07:12:34] Overhand's in-takes.

[07:12:35] Okay, the knuckle aim is so consistent.

[07:12:38] Like, when I knuckle it, it's over and I'm fine.

[07:12:42] What was that?

[07:12:43] It was knuckles.

[07:12:44] Like, you just, like...

[07:12:45] You know what I do?

[07:12:46] Drop it, hit it.

[07:12:47] Drop, hit it.

[07:12:48] Yeah.

[07:12:49] After that, I do that.

[07:12:54] Yeah, I can start, sir.

[07:12:56] I feel like I'm just gonna have to, anyway.

[07:12:59] I know the look on your face. If I hit the first ball and it hits the net, I'm going to see you just go.

[07:13:12] If you miss a serve, yeah, but if you let, which is when it hits the net, it goes over, you reserve, or if you fall, hit the net, you reserve.

[07:13:19] But once. But if you just miss, if you just miss, you can throw it out of bounds, it's there for you.

[07:13:29] if you miss a service it's their ball right or do they get the point they get the points

[07:13:35] Oh

[07:13:59] We need UK to win that would be like, but he's doesn't I don't see it happening

[07:14:03] I might get them so I can actually die for shit.

[07:14:10] There we go, there we go, that's good.

[07:14:14] Bad lead by right, bad lead by right.

[07:14:16] We need UK to win, because international has so much fucking points.

[07:14:33] I'm wrong in the back, it's a good idea.

[07:14:40] He's a 2 to bro, bro, they're losing on serves, that's like depressing.

[07:14:51] That's the worst way to lose, they're losing on serves.

[07:15:00] Today is playing volleyball in crocs.

[07:15:26] So, if you serve, and it's a point you keep serving,

[07:15:34] bro, that's dumb.

[07:15:35] It should swap every time.

[07:15:37] Bro, he keeps serving.

[07:15:40] That's fucking dumb.

[07:15:42] It should swap.

[07:15:53] Bro, that's how it works.

[07:15:54] But guys, it's an eight-point game.

[07:15:55] It lasts for 30 seconds.

[07:15:57] So Ray's just gonna serve the rest of the game.

[07:16:01] Do you know what I'm saying?

[07:16:05] Bro, Ray has...

[07:16:18] All right, fuck it, I'm just gonna do that.

[07:16:20] I'm just gonna...

[07:16:21] I'm telling you, my serve is insane.

[07:16:25] Damn, W Hustle.

[07:16:30] I think we're literally like, net.

[07:16:35] Rich, what I'm saying is like, Ray's team isn't involved at all.

[07:16:40] He's just hitting.

[07:16:41] I go piss, I walk him back,

[07:16:43] the lady stops me, she goes,

[07:16:44] do you have your credentials?

[07:16:46] I go, I'm on the team, the USM.

[07:16:49] And I go, and she goes, oh.

[07:16:55] You have like a jersey. Yes. Yes. I want to like dive

[07:17:06] Bro, but like that's

[07:17:09] Bro, but no one on international did anything. They just kept serving

[07:17:14] Dude, that is you should swap every time. I know that's not the actual rules. You should swap

[07:17:19] I'm walking in this bro. His team wasn't involved at all like that's down

[07:17:31] Dude, I'm gonna fucking die for something

[07:17:49] All right, let's lock in.

[07:17:56] Team Canada, come on in.

[07:18:02] And before I can even announce it, they're going up against Team USA!

[07:18:19] I

[07:18:28] Don't tell me talk to you real quick

[07:18:31] Austrian you've credited Jinxie with helping you through your career. He's a good friend of yours

[07:18:36] Now you're going up against him. I am are you holding back?

[07:18:40] I don't think I can afford to like listen Jinxie is the only reason I'm here today, honestly

[07:18:45] But I'm gonna be real like we got there for Canada

[07:18:49] Canada needs this they need it did they pick you or did you pick them?

[07:18:54] They picked us. I will say this is a very political charge game

[07:19:00] Because it's gonna save us Canada that makes sense

[07:19:04] If you don't say mine, I'm assuming you're not going for it

[07:19:07] So please call it if we both go for the same bottom of your highlight set who wants to serve first

[07:19:13] They're gonna serve first actually

[07:19:15] So when we get the point back, we're not rotating it.

[07:19:18] No, you're good.

[07:19:19] But, hey, we're going to respect that line?

[07:19:20] Yeah.

[07:19:21] Of course.

[07:19:21] OK.

[07:19:22] We're going to get that line.

[07:19:23] And we came to turn 30, right?

[07:19:24] Yes.

[07:19:24] Do you see us like?

[07:19:27] Yeah, you can't spot God's sake.

[07:19:30] Yeah, yeah.

[07:19:31] Hey, USA.

[07:19:32] Give it up to Team USA, everybody.

[07:19:34] Yeah.

[07:19:35] Yeah.

[07:19:36] Yeah.

[07:19:37] Yeah.

[07:19:38] Yeah.

[07:19:39] Yeah.

[07:19:40] Yeah.

[07:19:40] So who was in charge of picking Team Canada as the opponent?

[07:19:44] Collectively.

[07:19:45] What? Jixie, you put your hand up.

[07:19:47] Uh, why Canada?

[07:19:49] I'm gonna debate between alumni in Canada,

[07:19:51] and then I played some people from alumni there, could?

[07:19:53] Canada? I can't name one good volleyball player in Canada.

[07:19:56] Let me just clarify for a moment.

[07:19:58] Are you not friends with Dante's over there?

[07:20:00] Yeah, I love him to death, but he's not a volleyball player.

[07:20:02] Love you to death, kid. You're butt.

[07:20:04] Yes. Watch this. We will win this event.

[07:20:06] I guarantee it.

[07:20:08] Guys, I need you to follow two rules for me.

[07:20:10] Please, please, two rules.

[07:20:12] Do not cross this line while serving.

[07:20:14] I will fault you second one just rotate when it's your ball again. All right

[07:20:20] Those are the two rules I really care about guys. Let's have fun out there. Give it up for him

[07:20:29] If you want to do a VAR call you can just let me know

[07:20:34] It is one of dates your final today guys zero serving zero team USA to serve its Maori whenever you're ready

[07:20:44] Champion last year, Mari back again.

[07:20:48] And that was the line fought by Mari. Mari steps on the line.

[07:20:52] It is ball for Canada.

[07:20:54] I told you so clearly. I was so clear.

[07:20:59] Mari, I said it so clearly.

[07:21:02] Canada's ball.

[07:21:06] They don't listen to me.

[07:21:08] I say it so many times. I'm going crazy.

[07:21:11] Just don't step on the line, that's it!

[07:21:14] That's all you have to do, bro!

[07:21:24] Alright, you serve.

[07:21:25] Bit of an ass-versed-but situation.

[07:21:27] It is one-to-one off of two failed serves.

[07:21:31] Tyler, one stepping up, having some tough words with a referee here.

[07:21:41] Big bump from agent, Sakura hits it over, Yonah receives it.

[07:21:51] What USA?

[07:22:09] It's the first time it actually feels like a once in volleyball. Let's keep rolling.

[07:22:13] Tyler wants to serve to the one.

[07:22:20] That is in, three to one.

[07:22:23] Line is in, line is in.

[07:22:27] Line is in, line is in.

[07:22:31] If it touches the line, it is in.

[07:22:34] It is in, USA ball.

[07:22:36] All right, Tyler, want to serve again, three to one.

[07:22:50] Bad bump from Sakura. It is 4-1. A little pressure mounting.

[07:23:02] Tyler to serve again. Still anyone's game?

[07:23:06] Agent calls a good set. The code hits it over. Nice bump.

[07:23:12] What the hell is that? Oh my God, so much! What is happening?

[07:23:17] This is amazing! This is the greatest rally I've ever seen!

[07:23:21] Down on the red seats! Holy shit!

[07:23:26] The forward denials for Team Canada off of Jinchi's header.

[07:23:31] I'm out of breath. It's 2-4.

[07:23:34] Canada has a chance.

[07:23:36] Sakura, respect that line.

[07:23:39] Respect that line. 2-4, Sakura to serve.

[07:23:43] She was the top female and she regained 20-25.

[07:23:47] And it looks like 26 is a tougher year.

[07:23:50] What happens?

[07:23:52] Trim serving five.

[07:23:59] Joe Barton served.

[07:24:01] Overhead serve by Joe Barton.

[07:24:03] Nice pump by Agent.

[07:24:04] Gets it over.

[07:24:05] Yonder bumps it back.

[07:24:06] Cacote with the bump.

[07:24:07] Sets it up for Agent.

[07:24:08] Agent with the set.

[07:24:09] Back to Cacote.

[07:24:10] Cacote, the huge hit.

[07:24:11] Joe Barton.

[07:24:12] Nice and soon.

[07:24:13] And Yonder's not there.

[07:24:15] John needed to set that a great rally team Canada smart they played on their

[07:24:21] side before handing it over to cope great mom beautiful it is three to five

[07:24:26] agent to serve agent to serve big serve from agent goes to Tyler Tyler sets it

[07:24:33] over agent back here Martin to hit it over nice hit by Martin

[07:24:37] Murray sets it back over agent sets it to cook the coat bumps it over to Tyler

[07:24:42] Tyler set the back and battled by Gontez.

[07:24:47] It's gonna give USA a point.

[07:24:50] It is now six to three.

[07:24:56] Huge from Team USA.

[07:24:57] Tyler won coming up clutch there.

[07:25:00] It is six serving free, Yana to serve.

[07:25:06] Oops.

[07:25:12] Oh my god, what a fucking way out.

[07:25:14] We're just gonna let it play because it's cool.

[07:25:16] Good bump.

[07:25:18] Agents, a bump over.

[07:25:20] Joe Bartlett with a crazy hit.

[07:25:22] And USA Renzick!

[07:25:34] USA is on game point.

[07:25:38] Yonah hits it to agent, goes to Cacote, bumps it back to agent, agent with the spike, Tyler

[07:25:46] Recert.

[07:25:47] No, it's done!

[07:25:48] Yonah takes three, go like clutch!

[07:25:51] Team USA wins!

[07:25:54] And three points for Team Canada means no place above UK, but below Team Mexico, Team

[07:26:01] UK, excuse me, Team Canada.

[07:26:03] You guys are out, but you have a tiebreaker, so you need the next team to score.

[07:26:07] That's first for me.

[07:26:09] I was going to talk about the line!

[07:26:12] You can tell it.

[07:26:14] I thought I broke the rule.

[07:26:16] That was gay.

[07:26:17] No, when I saw you do that, I was like...

[07:26:19] Yeah.

[07:26:20] Dude, okay, our team's insane.

[07:26:23] Martin's good.

[07:26:24] You two, if you didn't find...

[07:26:26] Yeah.

[07:26:27] I think we should have...

[07:26:29] Front right.

[07:26:31] Time to serve first.

[07:26:33] I thought that was the line.

[07:26:35] I

[07:26:41] Looked at the ref after I'm like your hands, and then you just went yeah way more natural. Yeah, I don't know

[07:26:50] Yeah, I doubt it

[07:26:53] Dude Tyler was everywhere Tyler was everywhere. He's a specimen

[07:26:57] You're fucking doing good now. I got the team hype though. Yeah, the crowd is like a lecture

[07:27:06] about this. Yeah, I wish they did more like loads like this exports like actual just five

[07:27:12] like sports. Yeah, like I think dodgeball would be the same dodgeball is gonna be the same

[07:27:17] to tomorrow's gonna be crazy. He's gonna be crazy. The crowd's gonna be insane. Where

[07:27:23] Where would you shoot from?

[07:27:25] Do you see it, dude?

[07:27:27] This?

[07:27:32] I mean, it depends on what they're gonna do, but that would be like a TK on that.

[07:27:36] So it's kind of forward.

[07:27:38] Do you think it would?

[07:27:40] The reverse got me fucking happy.

[07:27:42] Bro, that's like a normal thing.

[07:27:44] That really, you gotta get a hold of that.

[07:27:46] No, it's so serious.

[07:27:48] Dude.

[07:27:50] Look at this.

[07:27:52] You were everywhere.

[07:27:54] What was that?

[07:27:56] We had like no mistakes on this.

[07:27:58] No.

[07:28:00] Mark?

[07:28:02] What's the last one?

[07:28:04] 3, 2, 1.

[07:28:06] 3, 2, 1.

[07:28:08] Yeah.

[07:28:10] Yeah.

[07:28:12] Yeah.

[07:28:14] That was good.

[07:28:16] That was good.

[07:28:18] I can see it on over time.

[07:28:20] Yeah, yeah, it doesn't feel natural hitting a ball like that like that

[07:28:29] All right, who do you got between alumni and all stars?

[07:28:36] Yeah, they got nice with KDB. Oh nice. We will be good. Yeah, we'll see that was a

[07:28:50] Dude, that's not gonna happen.

[07:28:52] I'm gonna have her play the Alarm now.

[07:28:54] Yep, I know.

[07:29:00] Yeah, I didn't even think about targeting that time.

[07:29:02] I was just like...

[07:29:03] Dude, all I'm thinking about is just getting it over the net by any means possible.

[07:29:06] Not setting, no one's gonna set.

[07:29:08] I think the whole shot, whenever we were like, we had a target,

[07:29:11] went out the window, just get it over.

[07:29:13] Yeah.

[07:29:14] Just get it over the...

[07:29:16] I feel so good when you could target it.

[07:29:18] good target dude I want to serve my serve is good I didn't get to serve do my

[07:29:25] serve is like back fucking line like if I serve like they're not gonna return

[07:29:32] Nice wig looks he's gonna be like

[07:29:42] He's huge.

[07:29:44] What is your number?

[07:29:46] Yeah, I know. I'm saying we both got given a... you're 25?

[07:29:49] 26, I think.

[07:30:05] Dude, we haven't found a lot of guys worse than Canada.

[07:30:08] So if they ate zero, don't be nervous.

[07:30:10] Don't be nervous, sorry.

[07:30:11] Yeah.

[07:30:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm nice to put that.

[07:30:14] Don't follow.

[07:30:16] That's perfect ball, though.

[07:30:18] That's a good serve.

[07:30:20] Who missed that?

[07:30:21] Jason?

[07:30:22] Jason Riff?

[07:30:23] Riff to the ball.

[07:30:24] Like, literally push, and the ball to the stuff.

[07:30:26] Literally.

[07:30:27] He didn't have to.

[07:30:28] Jason Riff?

[07:30:29] That was like a perfect set, bro.

[07:30:30] He had so much time to react.

[07:30:32] That was bad.

[07:30:33] Riff to the ball.

[07:30:34] Riff to the ball.

[07:30:35] Riff to the ball.

[07:30:36] Riff to the ball.

[07:30:37] I was feeling Katie's gonna serve going in. This might be 8-0. She's just gonna keep serving.

[07:30:49] Yeah, you were right.

[07:30:55] That's why when we were talking, I was like, bro, that's why.

[07:31:05] Is it like, resting yet?

[07:31:09] But if you win, they get no points.

[07:31:11] We couldn't pick them, though.

[07:31:12] No, because they're already chosen.

[07:31:20] Okay, Jason is assed.

[07:31:22] Jason is really assed.

[07:31:24] He whiffed one then hit that one back

[07:31:27] Jason's bad

[07:31:42] You just run up like why are there knee pads different? Oh Joe Vark

[07:31:48] Yo, 8-0's insane.

[07:31:53] Bro, they're gonna get dead last,

[07:31:55] because they're gonna have the worst differential.

[07:31:57] They're gonna get dead last.

[07:31:59] So, the whole of two teams that get 8-0,

[07:32:05] do they both just get 0-0?

[07:32:07] Yeah.

[07:32:08] No, we got 8-0.

[07:32:09] They got 8-1 the other time.

[07:32:11] Wait, wait, wait, wait, this could be...

[07:32:13] This is not even bad.

[07:32:15] This is not even bad.

[07:32:17] Oh!

[07:32:19] Oh, cool. Nice switch game.

[07:32:21] Oh!

[07:32:23] Oh!

[07:32:25] Rod just like...

[07:32:27] Yeah, I put him on and then I was like...

[07:32:29] He's taking it, dude.

[07:32:31] Oh, is that a foul?

[07:32:33] Yeah.

[07:32:35] A VAR?

[07:32:37] Dude, Rod just totally, like,

[07:32:39] deflated at the ball.

[07:32:41] Oh, the foul!

[07:32:43] That got me amped, bro.

[07:32:49] The crowd was going.

[07:32:50] That was the best event yet.

[07:32:51] That was awesome.

[07:32:52] Out of bounds!

[07:32:53] They got one.

[07:32:54] They got two.

[07:32:55] They're not in line.

[07:32:56] I don't think.

[07:32:57] Yeah, they're just fucking out.

[07:32:58] I was looking for somebody to give it to, but I'm like, I don't know.

[07:32:59] I could probably throw it to him.

[07:33:00] I don't know.

[07:33:01] I don't know.

[07:33:02] I don't know.

[07:33:03] I don't know.

[07:33:04] I don't know.

[07:33:05] I don't know.

[07:33:06] I don't know.

[07:33:07] I don't know.

[07:33:08] I don't know.

[07:33:09] I don't know.

[07:33:10] I don't know.

[07:33:11] I don't know.

[07:33:12] Oh, my God.

[07:33:14] Oh, my God.

[07:33:16] Oh, my God.

[07:33:18] They're coming back here.

[07:33:20] Could you imagine we're first-weep?

[07:33:22] Dude, so who is like our best server?

[07:33:26] Is it y'all?

[07:33:28] Yeah, I feel like Marty's good too. She just faulted, so it's like...

[07:33:30] Yeah.

[07:33:32] I think what we do this time is...

[07:33:34] I want to serve.

[07:33:36] Like, I'll go fourth.

[07:33:38] One more.

[07:33:40] I think we do Mari serves, you could play front with Yana, then Yana serves, and then I could play like mid, and Tyler plays back.

[07:33:56] Yeah, if I sort of like throw something forward, so we do you, Yana, me, Tyler, and Mari. So you'd serve third.

[07:34:04] Okay, that's fine.

[07:34:05] Then you'll definitively serve.

[07:34:06] Yeah.

[07:34:07] Well, let's be like 80, which would be 80, I don't care.

[07:34:09] We're good to talk.

[07:34:10] Yeah, we're 80.

[07:34:13] So we play All-Stars?

[07:34:15] No, I think it's next game and then us.

[07:34:22] See you, Ron.

[07:34:25] I'm gonna help you, Gary!

[07:34:26] I want the red! Give me the red!

[07:34:28] Give me the red!

[07:34:30] He didn't do anything.

[07:34:31] He whiffed the ball.

[07:34:33] You did nothing!

[07:34:34] It set up the play!

[07:34:35] Hey, you grounded the ball and lost.

[07:34:37] What does he even do?

[07:34:39] Yo, high-fives, hey, hey, hit the ball from your high-fives.

[07:34:42] You did fake an injury like they were going to call like a foul.

[07:34:45] I did.

[07:34:45] Yeah, I thought they were going to call as a miss.

[07:34:47] Yo, are you proud of Ron, bro?

[07:34:48] Yeah, he won, bugged it.

[07:34:49] That was a good play.

[07:34:50] Bro, I think.

[07:34:51] Dude, if there was like FIFA player ratings for your game,

[07:34:54] it would have been like literally one out of 10.

[07:34:56] I can't wait for us to first.

[07:34:57] The ball came to you one time and you missed.

[07:35:00] The ball came to me one time and the play was already over.

[07:35:03] The play was over.

[07:35:04] Your team is good though, like your team is well-rounded.

[07:35:06] But there's you.

[07:35:07] Thank you.

[07:35:08] Come on, we did it.

[07:35:09] International wins.

[07:35:10] And yeah, all sorts of things.

[07:35:12] I was wondering, don't we?

[07:35:13] Yeah.

[07:35:14] Yeah.

[07:35:15] It's great to be a stickler, but point the camera at the ground.

[07:35:18] You see that line there?

[07:35:24] Dude, international wins this at 8-4.

[07:35:27] 8-4.

[07:35:28] But I don't know though, their win was Lemicki.

[07:35:30] They were just hitting it to UK, and UK was not hitting them all.

[07:35:33] like no international they're not battle tested they literally just did

[07:35:37] nothing but what happens if like is there also a tiebreaker because right now

[07:35:44] on top four so this is a third place game there's the place yes it's gonna

[07:35:52] be a four finals so yeah you have time to like chill

[07:35:57] god that was cinema dude that was a festival and yeah like it's gonna get

[07:36:01] crazy and like the final I said I think that's when they were just serving

[07:36:19] Bro, we had some volleys going, like, there was, yeah, I think the national race in a

[07:36:27] worse way.

[07:36:28] Really?

[07:36:29] Really?

[07:36:30] Yeah.

[07:36:31] They were struggling against, um, who was it?

[07:36:42] Mexico.

[07:36:43] They were struggling against Mexico.

[07:36:44] Yeah.

[07:36:45] Oh, yeah.

[07:36:46] Dude, I think they're ready.

[07:36:48] This is actually said

[07:36:58] When I walk out there you ever have French God, that's so okay

[07:37:03] Did a crowd was going there I'll say

[07:37:12] He looks good, but it's like every play dude. He's not

[07:37:18] He's like just all muscled like

[07:37:25] You'll do good in the Cuba toss though

[07:37:29] Yeah, he's gonna win unless Tyler like pulls like some crazy shit

[07:37:39] Did he fake that his teammate

[07:37:44] But then he faked him though that was kind of down both sides he faked

[07:37:48] Bro, that sucks though because international is probably going to get second and like you

[07:37:54] said if we played them first because if we beat international they're going to get second

[07:37:58] place points and they're the first place to win.

[07:38:00] Yeah, I just don't know why UK chose to play.

[07:38:05] UK chose international probably under the same reasoning but I'm like UK's not a good

[07:38:10] enough team.

[07:38:11] Oh, it's OK.

[07:38:30] Got this game's close.

[07:38:31] Dude, I think it's going to end up being 8th.

[07:38:41] No, because he was talking about point differential.

[07:38:44] He was talking about point differential for like 8th place to 5th place.

[07:38:51] So I'm going to assume there's more points in this event.

[07:38:54] I hope, I don't know.

[07:39:01] Oh, you're right. She's gonna be eight. It's gonna be eight seven six five. Yep. God, you're right

[07:39:07] Damn, that's all right, bro. We need France to win like

[07:40:01] I have to remember that to not step on the fucking line.

[07:40:09] Yeah.

[07:40:10] And then just...

[07:40:11] Like, if you're a foot back, it means nothing.

[07:40:14] How you hit the ball?

[07:40:17] I'll stay there.

[07:40:19] I just got the news.

[07:40:21] I'm going against you guys next.

[07:40:23] You should go.

[07:40:25] I'm going against you guys next, you should start serving, yeah, you win the last chance.

[07:40:32] I was the best server last year.

[07:40:35] I can get them to make you server.

[07:40:37] Yeah, you got that.

[07:40:40] I can't win.

[07:40:41] Dude, I'm going to hit wherever your vicinity is.

[07:40:43] If I can get it there, I'm getting it there.

[07:40:45] What are you even doing?

[07:40:46] You hate with your head.

[07:40:47] You do nothing.

[07:40:48] High-vives hit the ball for me.

[07:40:49] High-vives hit the ball for me.

[07:40:51] I'm pretty sure hitting with your head is like so illegal in Mother God.

[07:40:54] There's no way I asked the ref like is that good? He's like yep

[07:41:02] I touched it

[07:41:14] I don't

[07:41:16] Oh, I'm saying they've halted twice, so they've lost two points.

[07:41:27] Bro, if you step on the line, they get the point.

[07:41:33] Oh, that's like the worst thing you can do.

[07:41:36] That is the worst thing you can do to step on the line.

[07:41:42] You're watching fault, bro they keep stepping on the line, but the ref's staring at his

[07:41:51] foot, the ref's staring at his foot.

[07:41:54] That's your ability here, I'm just going to go over the red line, ooh.

[07:42:00] Wow, what a hero you are, bro.

[07:42:04] That's serious, that's good shit man.

[07:42:06] Okay, happy to play against you bro.

[07:42:08] I wish I could say the same to you.

[07:42:11] Now I'm about to put you in retirement.

[07:42:13] I'm gonna set the standard for tomorrow.

[07:42:16] I'm literally just gonna head into jail.

[07:42:18] Ooh, that's even better.

[07:42:20] Yes, yes.

[07:42:22] We're less likely to get fluked.

[07:42:25] You're so dumb.

[07:42:26] Dude, I can serve when I don't care.

[07:42:27] I can serve my family.

[07:42:28] I have JC serve.

[07:42:29] You just do that.

[07:42:30] Yeah.

[07:42:30] I have JC serve.

[07:42:31] Dude, you serve.

[07:42:32] My serve is disgusting.

[07:42:33] No, no, my serve's insane.

[07:42:34] This guy's a philosopher, and he's fucking up his letters.

[07:42:38] You are the worst player on your team.

[07:42:45] So who lost again to pushup fate?

[07:42:47] Great bro, how many points did you get?

[07:42:49] Who tapped out?

[07:42:50] You hit me in the eye.

[07:42:52] You hit me in the eye.

[07:42:54] I did not look that way.

[07:42:59] Them winning is good.

[07:43:01] Dude, we need that to happen.

[07:43:08] We're going to be in the finals for Bolly-Bolly.

[07:43:29] who are my team captains can I get my team captains who are my captains

[07:43:45] It's Katie B.

[07:43:47] Taylor, come on over Katie.

[07:43:52] All right.

[07:43:55] This will fucking hit you.

[07:43:58] Yeah I did.

[07:44:00] I want a clean game, first to 11, respect the serving line.

[07:44:05] Okay.

[07:44:07] And to find out who will serve first,

[07:44:09] I want a clean game of rock, paper, scissors.

[07:44:11] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

[07:44:13] On shoot, best of one.

[07:44:15] Best of one.

[07:44:16] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

[07:44:18] That is a win by KDB.

[07:44:19] Yeah!

[07:44:20] Yeah!

[07:44:26] Hold up, question by Joe Bart.

[07:44:29] If we win point, we don't rotate.

[07:44:30] Yes.

[07:44:34] All right guys, it's first to 11.

[07:44:38] First to 11, winner goes to the finals.

[07:44:41] Loser plays the third place match.

[07:44:43] Give it up if you want Team USA to win!

[07:44:47] Alright, okay.

[07:44:55] Now let me hear it if you want the All-Stars to win!

[07:44:58] Well, we have KDB up first, almost shut out in quarterfinals.

[07:45:12] Lady B, serve when you're ready, zero, serving zero.

[07:45:23] All right, it is one serving zero,

[07:45:26] team USA to serve.

[07:45:29] Lot of game left.

[07:45:33] Maury to serve.

[07:45:35] She was a great server in the quarterfinals,

[07:45:37] QT bumps it over, Joe Barts received.

[07:45:39] They took the Tyler, Tyler sets it over.

[07:45:42] Spiked by Nyswig.

[07:45:44] And they're going to get the ball back one to one.

[07:45:50] Nyswig with the spike, a nice win to serve.

[07:45:57] Maybe our first spike of the day.

[07:45:58] are

[07:46:12] Organization we have it. All right. It is one serving one

[07:46:18] Bump over by Joe bump back over by nice wave

[07:46:24] Set to KTV Bumps it over

[07:46:31] The actual how was that

[07:46:36] He absolutely can use his head

[07:46:38] That is the point for Team USA. USA is up 2-1. It is Yana to serve.

[07:46:49] Does not get across the net. Point to all stars. It is now 2-serving-2.

[07:46:56] 2-serving-2. Cutie, Cinderella to serve.

[07:47:08] Doesn't get over.

[07:47:11] Mis-served by the All-Stars, gives a point to Team USA.

[07:47:15] It is three serving two.

[07:47:17] It is Jinxie to serve.

[07:47:22] Jinxie serves it, goes to QT.

[07:47:25] In is the call.

[07:47:29] It is four serving two.

[07:47:30] You guys can't use your VAR, but you get one.

[07:47:46] No challenge by the All-Stars, and it's Jinxi to serve, four serving two.

[07:47:54] It's at the ball.

[07:47:58] Jump, jump!

[07:48:01] Jump, jump, jump!

[07:48:04] Jump, jump, jump!

[07:48:07] Jump, jump, jump!

[07:48:09] Jump, jump, jump!

[07:48:11] Jump Go become the crown.

[07:48:14] Ding about pressure.

[07:48:18] It can form a down many, or you can crumb США

[07:48:21] And a lot of people think Ron isn't good at volleyball,

[07:48:25] but they don't know how stable he can be.

[07:48:34] A little bit of ego from Jakesy there.

[07:48:36] Goes for the header, it whiffs bad.

[07:48:39] Ron ties it up, four serving four.

[07:48:41] The all-stars not back in this game.

[07:48:45] Ron's got to watch the line, though.

[07:48:48] Good serve by Ron.

[07:48:50] Jinxie uses his hands

[07:48:53] And for the first time I understand why he was using his head. What the hell was that?

[07:48:59] Five serving four Ron with two points straight Ron still serving

[07:49:03] Spiked by Nice Ring to give three straight points to the All-Stars.

[07:49:28] Goods a shooter without a clip

[07:49:32] Set up with my Tyler comes over by Katie goes to Donna ever seems

[07:49:44] It's a spike every single time seven serving four

[07:49:49] All stars are on a tear seven seven serving four

[07:49:58] Stable Ronaldo with the serve and there was not a word spoken it was museum

[07:50:11] quiet right there some parts words shot out by Joe Bartos teammates he said

[07:50:19] before this event volleyball is where you'd get a little competitive seems

[07:50:24] like that turned out to be true 8-7-4. Ron going for a 6-9 at all.

[07:50:28] Maury sets it over.

[07:50:31] And a great hit from Kyler to get the gig, but he spikes by nicely.

[07:50:36] Seems to be too much to handle. There's no blocking happening by Team USA.

[07:50:41] Joe Marr has offs. He could get up there.

[07:50:44] Now 9-7-4, USA chance coming alive.

[07:50:47] He already sets it over, gaining with the bump, either with the set, great hit by Joey

[07:50:56] Keeper alive, but way too far out about for his team to reach.

[07:51:01] It was a decent effort by Team USA, but as it stands right now we are on game point,

[07:51:09] Stable Ronaldo won away from being the hero for the All-Stars

[07:51:39] What? What? What? Everyone was saying I can't do it.

[07:51:48] Ron, you are in the finals. You scored eight straight points.

[07:51:53] A lot of people were sleeping on you.

[07:51:55] They said you were going to be carried by your team.

[07:51:57] I think you proved them wrong.

[07:52:00] What do you want to say to all the haters out there, Ron?

[07:52:02] Hey bro, haters are your motivators at the table with dinner with success.

[07:52:07] Yeah, that's good. That's good. I like that.

[07:52:09] Give it up for the All Stars, everybody!

[07:52:11] All right, Team USA, guys!

[07:52:17] We've got another match.

[07:52:19] It's time for your third place match.

[07:52:21] You're going to be going up against Team Worldwide.

[07:52:25] Team Worldwide, can you come over here?

[07:52:27] Come on over here, Team Worldwide.

[07:52:29] Selbit, let me get you. Let's do our rock, paper, scissors shoot.

[07:52:39] We're finding out who's the captain who's captain

[07:52:44] All right y'all on shoots rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot and that's serve for team worldwide

[07:52:54] Get your setup that you would like to get the ball

[07:52:58] You guys will start with a serve figure out your positions

[07:53:04] Is our third place match

[07:53:09] Team all start hey team all start real quick. It's 4v4 in the finals

[07:53:16] Team France has an injury

[07:53:17] So you have to figure out who you want to bench they can't sub in

[07:53:22] We used to have to figure out who you want to start with

[07:53:24] 24 initially

[07:53:27] All right guys zero serving zero it's our third place match before we jump in give it up you want team worldwide to win

[07:53:39] And who wants Team USA to win?

[07:53:48] Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

[07:53:51] I'm hearing that you won Rock, Paper, Scissors.

[07:53:54] Did you win?

[07:53:56] Oh, then they get to serve first. My bad.

[07:53:58] That's on me.

[07:54:00] That goes.

[07:54:01] No, no, that's on me. My bad.

[07:54:02] Team USA is first to serve. It'll be Joe Barth. Get up and grab it.

[07:54:07] Thank you, Chad.

[07:54:09] W-Rat.

[07:54:16] First to 11. It is win by two and we're having a swap before the match.

[07:54:21] Marry will be the first to serve. She had a mean serve in the quarterfinals.

[07:54:26] Zero serving zero and it's not enough. It will be point and ball for worldwide.

[07:54:32] Still early, easy to come back from this.

[07:54:35] One serving zero, ready to serve.

[07:54:39] Evo Joppo!

[07:54:41] Serves over.

[07:54:43] That is Aime Bounce, two serving zero.

[07:54:47] Ray picking up where he left off.

[07:54:51] We believe there are now 11 points for Team World Wide for Ray Serves.

[07:54:57] That is out of bounds.

[07:54:59] Point to USA.

[07:55:01] Served for JoBart.

[07:55:05] One serving two.

[07:55:09] Joe with the overhand, what the hell?

[07:55:16] And Joe jumps out of place, hits it over the head of Ray, Ray tries to stay with his foot,

[07:55:22] not enough.

[07:55:23] It is now two serving two, Joe Bart to serve again.

[07:55:27] Joe Bart with his second serve, overhand again.

[07:55:32] Hits it to Nat, Nat with the bump.

[07:55:34] Is that enough?

[07:55:35] It is not.

[07:55:37] Narrow!

[07:55:40] Reserving to miscommunication from worldwide. Enzo caught and activated twice in a row. You cannot hit the volleyball.

[07:55:46] Joe Bart with his third serve.

[07:55:49] Hits it to Enzo. Sets it up.

[07:55:52] Had calm. Selby called me, but Matt went for it anyway.

[07:55:55] It is out of the balance. It is four.

[07:55:58] Serving two.

[07:56:00] Joe is on fire. The third place. He's looking nice so far for USA.

[07:56:04] Okay, overhand serve again, close to the back line.

[07:56:08] Ready with the bump over.

[07:56:10] A lot of movement from USA, but not a single word.

[07:56:16] No comms, it goes no hits.

[07:56:18] Point for Team Worldwide, it is 3 serving 4, not to serve.

[07:56:26] 3 serving 4 here.

[07:56:31] Not enough.

[07:56:33] serving five USA's ball Tyler want to serve Tyler was a hero in his early match

[07:56:42] with all the serves see what he does here goes to that not with the bump set up

[07:56:47] and good assurance by GMC that is a point for USA that did not go over it is

[07:56:56] three serving six it didn't go over it didn't go over it was on the side six

[07:57:02] 7-3, Tyler to serve.

[07:57:04] Tyler with a walk-up.

[07:57:05] Goes to Enzo, Enzo sets it over.

[07:57:07] Not enough again.

[07:57:08] Too much hesitant from Team World Wide.

[07:57:13] Nobody is stepping up to the net.

[07:57:15] They just assume it'll go over.

[07:57:18] He's a little forced to get there.

[07:57:19] 7-7-3, Tyler to serve.

[07:57:20] Goes to Selvitt, Selvitt sets it backwards.

[07:57:23] Enzo's there.

[07:57:24] It's over.

[07:57:24] Quick by Enzo.

[07:57:26] Point for Team World Wide.

[07:57:28] 4-7-7, Enzo to serve.

[07:57:32] And that is point for Team USA. Enzo you stepped over the line. We have had one rule the whole time. It's his fault. I don't, I don't, we have literally one rule.

[07:57:47] Eight serving four, gets you to serve.

[07:57:52] Out of bounds, ball back to world one.

[07:57:56] It is now five serving eighths, Elba to serve.

[07:58:01] Like the only rule I have, I like literally won.

[07:58:05] Five serving eighths, Elba to serve.

[07:58:08] Head over by Joe, ready with the attempted spike.

[07:58:11] Head over by Joe, outs.

[07:58:14] Six serving eight.

[07:58:17] Worldwide, still has a chance.

[07:58:18] We're going to 11, win by two.

[07:58:20] Cell bit to serve again.

[07:58:22] Served over, Mario with a hit.

[07:58:24] Good adaptation by Tyler.

[07:58:27] Weird hit by Enzo.

[07:58:29] And now it is nine to six.

[07:58:33] We are back to the top of the order.

[07:58:36] Yana to serve now.

[07:58:41] Yana hits it over.

[07:58:42] Ray with the set, Joe with the back,

[07:58:44] Sheldon with the mix,

[07:58:47] Chess goes over his head,

[07:58:50] and now we are on game point for Team USA.

[07:58:54] Yana can seal the deal with his serve.

[07:59:00] Go Saray, they hit it out, and that's game!

[07:59:03] And that's game!

[07:59:08] Fourth place, Team Worldwide, third place, Team USA.

[07:59:12] Joe, can I talk to you for a moment, Joe?

[07:59:22] Joe, you said this would be the sport you got the most heated in.

[07:59:27] And I think it's fair to say you got a little heated.

[07:59:29] What made you upset?

[07:59:31] Not enough.

[07:59:32] Wrong guy in your head with that serve shit.

[07:59:34] Dude, he didn't miss a serve.

[07:59:36] Like, respect.

[07:59:37] They all went to you, dude.

[07:59:38] Hey, he didn't miss a serve and they all, like, went in the middle.

[07:59:41] I'm like

[07:59:43] Bro, but honestly, I fucked up my serve dude

[07:59:49] Ron's like hogging me right now

[07:59:52] Dude Ron had eight complete serves. I I mean no one has done that. It serves in a row

[07:59:58] That was brutal. You got us. You got it. You got to do something. You can't let that

[08:00:04] I

[08:00:05] Want to play for first man, and we're just out. I fuck

[08:00:08] Dude I fucked you we were in the worst location ever

[08:00:13] Because nice big was on the mat he was spiking and he's like like four balls

[08:00:19] Ron was perfect serving and nice big was just doing this over and over it was like the most demonic

[08:00:28] Ron's like fucking

[08:00:30] and then nice big just ten feet tall that was the most it was even though

[08:00:37] he was stuck came out that one the second game

[08:00:51] dude I should have just like yeah literally hold and hit we don't have to

[08:00:55] drop it no I'm like overthinking it yeah dude we're in the back line and you're

[08:01:00] Heading the ball. Okay, one of them went up. We got a point from one of them

[08:01:03] Yeah, dude the worst part though was Ron didn't miss a serve and nice big stayed on the net their formation didn't change

[08:01:09] So nice big nice like four times and when nice which gone for the spike like we're not blocking

[08:01:14] Yeah, I should have blocked a few times, but I think it was just like

[08:01:17] But it was Larry in the middle and you're in the back

[08:01:20] You neither you were calling. Yeah, and so it was just nobody went

[08:01:23] And Ron kept planting them like here yeah, it's like directly in between where either you could yeah, but nobody called it

[08:01:31] Yeah, yeah, I think I think if he's kept playing we would get better cam. It's just like

[08:01:40] It was just that rotation of like they were in one formation

[08:01:44] Ron didn't miss a serve and nice weak spike everything we could not get out of that formation

[08:01:48] Nice, so he was just sitting on the net

[08:01:53] I sold the second game I sold my serve and I sold the header. I mean there's a tough return anyway.

[08:02:08] Dude, the chance is not.

[08:02:12] I mean like middle of a pack probably probably middle of a pack.

[08:02:15] look back also this would be back to back wins

[08:02:27] I got my phone.

[08:02:39] Who's phone is that?

[08:02:44] There's a pep on there.

[08:02:47] What's the clip?

[08:02:51] What's the clip?

[08:02:52] Oh

[08:02:57] Wait really are you serious and we won but

[08:03:04] Dude, I'm depressed

[08:03:06] Chat the first game. I was just aura far ring and then the second game. I just lit all the aura on fire

[08:03:13] I'm a piece of shit

[08:03:16] Dude, I sold I know I was going for like had like a backline had a

[08:03:20] Okay on headers I was two for three the problem was my serves were shit like I messed up two serves

[08:03:31] Dude the first game I was doing so good everyone was doing good

[08:03:38] Bro if France wins this I'll be shocked

[08:03:40] I

[08:03:44] Think see I love you bro. That was hilarious, bro. Thank you. What the fuck does that mean?

[08:03:52] You got to be confident dude, I think I was over confident the annoying thing was Ron didn't miss a serve for eight

[08:03:58] He's serving again

[08:04:03] Let's assume it on

[08:04:10] That was the best baller.

[08:04:17] That was a good baller.

[08:04:34] That was the best ball in it.

[08:04:36] That was a good ball in it.

[08:04:40] Sorry about that shit, Lays.

[08:04:44] I'm gonna be real with you, bro. I did not know that was coming to me.

[08:04:46] Why are you not on the field?

[08:04:48] I can only serve, bro. I can't help you, shit.

[08:04:50] Who'd you swap with?

[08:04:52] Maya.

[08:04:54] But there's only four of them.

[08:04:56] Francis and Andre, the two.

[08:04:58] Oh, they're injured.

[08:05:00] I got next.

[08:05:02] Oh, man.

[08:05:04] First?

[08:05:06] Dude, my performance aged like no.

[08:05:10] You didn't miss a serve for eight serves.

[08:05:12] Oh, you didn't miss a serve?

[08:05:14] I didn't see you trying to catch it.

[08:05:16] He's got a good one.

[08:05:18] He's got a good one.

[08:05:20] He's got a good one.

[08:05:22] He's got a good one.

[08:05:24] He's got a good one.

[08:05:26] He's got a good one.

[08:05:28] I'm gonna be right over here.

[08:05:30] There's cameras now on me.

[08:05:32] I got benched.

[08:05:33] I literally said if the ball comes to me, I have no way out of jail.

[08:05:35] Fairs, I know how to serve.

[08:05:37] That's it.

[08:05:38] Fairs, I don't know what to do.

[08:05:40] I don't know what to do.

[08:05:42] Dude, I'm tight.

[08:05:44] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[08:05:46] I'm out of jail.

[08:05:48] I did say that before we went out.

[08:05:50] I'm out of jail.

[08:05:52] I'm out of jail.

[08:05:54] I'm out of jail.

[08:05:56] I did say that before we went up.

[08:05:58] That was like right out of me.

[08:06:00] I should have had that.

[08:06:02] You know what it was?

[08:06:04] It was low.

[08:06:06] So I didn't know if I'd do this.

[08:06:08] I didn't want to do this.

[08:06:10] If I did this shit, it would have went fucking out the map.

[08:06:16] That's in my window.

[08:06:18] Nice wig's insane.

[08:06:20] Nice wig is a titan.

[08:06:22] He's a sneaky golem.

[08:06:24] My life, come on.

[08:06:26] High-mice.

[08:06:27] Change my diaper.

[08:06:30] Throw your tears to the punch.

[08:06:31] Oh, no!

[08:06:34] Seriously, where are the kids?

[08:06:40] Go to Jim Clash.

[08:06:42] Sit on the side.

[08:06:45] He can't do that!

[08:06:49] That's what it is.

[08:06:50] What's this?

[08:06:51] Is that a British one?

[08:06:53] Is it close?

[08:06:55] I don't know. I don't think so.

[08:06:57] You should be that empty.

[08:06:59] We have to go that way.

[08:07:01] I wish we could.

[08:07:03] Ha!

[08:07:05] What the fuck?

[08:07:07] You hate doing shit.

[08:07:09] I think we'll find something.

[08:07:11] I think you started off.

[08:07:13] What the fuck?

[08:07:15] We're gonna start after.

[08:07:17] It's 5-2, bro. You guys want my haul.

[08:07:19] There's one back-to-back event.

[08:07:22] You guys need to like sure fire first place team now. Oh for sure. I think

[08:07:29] My god

[08:07:33] What a lie

[08:07:35] They got no cam they got no cam

[08:08:05] That was you.

[08:08:06] That was you.

[08:08:07] Come on, take that shit.

[08:08:09] That was you.

[08:08:13] These are the two best jeans I chain on.

[08:08:17] Come on, man.

[08:08:22] No!

[08:08:26] Oh, no, no matter how fucked up our whole trajectory.

[08:08:28] When you serve, did you drop it or just hold it?

[08:08:30] Just hold it.

[08:08:31] I dropped it.

[08:08:32] You dropped it.

[08:08:33] That's what I was doing.

[08:08:34] I always sit here and I just go back.

[08:08:36] You get there, yeah, right here.

[08:08:38] Your serve was perfect.

[08:08:40] You had like eight straight.

[08:08:42] That's why I said, well, I can do serve. That's why I did last year.

[08:08:50] Oh my God!

[08:08:52] Oh my God!

[08:08:54] She's a demon!

[08:08:56] I'm not like Katie doing good.

[08:09:06] Dude, yeah.

[08:09:08] Nice switch game.

[08:09:10] Hey, Ron, what are you doing?

[08:09:12] I'm not, I can't do this shit.

[08:09:14] I can do surf.

[08:09:15] They're injured, so it's a forearm throw, so round stuff out.

[08:09:18] I was confused, too.

[08:09:20] I'm like, Brian, you're a counter person.

[08:09:22] What's up?

[08:09:24] I believe in the team, I believe in them.

[08:09:28] No!

[08:09:31] Oh my god!

[08:09:33] Why would you hit it?

[08:09:36] Wait, who gets the point?

[08:09:40] My god, we got the point? Oh my god! Why'd you hit it?

[08:09:48] Dude, why did she hit it?

[08:09:49] Over the line!

[08:09:50] That was so loud.

[08:09:54] What?

[08:09:56] What?

[08:09:58] Oh my god.

[08:10:01] Oh my god.

[08:10:03] That's a lucky queen. What's the score?

[08:10:05] Right there. 8-5.

[08:10:07] Oh my god, wait. That might have cost us a game.

[08:10:09] That might have cost us a game.

[08:10:11] 9-4, man.

[08:10:13] Oh no. Oh no.

[08:10:15] What time is it?

[08:10:17] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[08:10:19] I'm sorry.

[08:10:21] I'm sorry.

[08:10:23] Dude, when I hit him with my head,

[08:10:25] he fucked up.

[08:10:27] Now, you had to hit me out.

[08:10:29] Fuck you.

[08:10:31] On my second header, my third one was

[08:10:33] bad.

[08:10:35] No, I let the team down.

[08:10:37] Bro, I got, apparently, I got

[08:10:39] track offers to talk and shit to me.

[08:10:41] Oh, I didn't say anything.

[08:10:43] No, you said go send more.

[08:10:45] No, I mean, I guess.

[08:10:49] Oh my god, that's how you do this game.

[08:10:50] I'm just saying, I'm so excited.

[08:10:52] I didn't aim for it too much.

[08:10:53] Cutie just needs to lock this in.

[08:10:55] Cutie's needs to lock this in.

[08:10:57] We win.

[08:10:57] I didn't think there were nine Cuties.

[08:10:59] What else?

[08:11:01] I don't know.

[08:11:02] You got it, Cutie!

[08:11:03] Cutie said she wanted to sub me in, but they can't.

[08:11:06] She said I'd be over there.

[08:11:08] You want to sub it?

[08:11:09] No, she said, I heard it.

[08:11:10] She said, can you sub her on him, but I'd be where Maya is.

[08:11:13] Judy's overthinking, she told me.

[08:11:16] No.

[08:11:17] Yeah, she told me not to qualify.

[08:11:19] It's okay, cutie, it's okay.

[08:11:21] Motherfiend's fault.

[08:11:22] She told me she's overthinking.

[08:11:23] It's okay, it's okay.

[08:11:25] Oh, this is crazy.

[08:11:26] It's okay, Chad, it's okay.

[08:11:28] Smile, it's okay.

[08:11:29] I slept on France, France is good.

[08:11:32] It's a friendly game, Chad, chillin'.

[08:11:35] Nice.

[08:11:36] Nice, man, that's man.

[08:11:37] One point, one point.

[08:11:38] We are on 80!

[08:11:41] Hey, Maya!

[08:11:43] Finish them!

[08:11:47] Oura, Maya Oura!

[08:11:51] Maya!

[08:11:54] Oura, Oura!

[08:11:57] Oh no!

[08:11:59] No!

[08:12:03] Oh my god, who was in the line?

[08:12:04] No.

[08:12:06] Oh no, oh no!

[08:12:09] It's 10-9?

[08:12:09] I have 510-8 dough.

[08:12:13] 10 Nine.

[08:12:15] No, no, no. Are they turning it?

[08:12:17] 10 Nine.

[08:12:20] Wait, do they get a point or what?

[08:12:22] Dude, this is close.

[08:12:34] For example, nothing.

[08:12:35] I mean, my first game I was farming Aura....

[08:12:39] second game no I guys I let us down I missed you so I'm a piece of shit Ron

[08:12:49] had eight serves I had zero or I won I am no I'm depressed I need like a minute

[08:13:01] I gotta get

[08:13:08] And it was nice your serves were worth that good

[08:13:22] So Joe

[08:13:26] Joe played good

[08:13:28] Yada played good Tyler played good Mari played good. I was the point of difference. I let us down

[08:13:35] Go check. I'm gonna be honest bro like

[08:13:39] When the crowd was streaming junko and I with that serve like I wanted to die like I wanted to die

[08:13:49] I'm gonna prepare to end the stream but I'm not gonna end yet

[08:13:54] Yo day two I need to like

[08:13:56] Bro, I need to win half and half with Joe, like when you get first place in like fucking every event tomorrow

[08:14:04] We need to go off tomorrow

[08:14:08] Dude the stage is set. We're down like

[08:14:13] What place are we in realistically we just got third I need to lock in

[08:14:20] No chat, it's not okay guys. I missed two serves guys. Do you realize how annoying this is?

[08:14:29] When we were practicing all of my serves went over the net and then the crowd was going don't go,

[08:14:36] don't go and I was like oh my god and then I'm like oh dude when I served that out of bounds like

[08:14:43] That was the most depression I've ever felt.

[08:14:50] Lights were too bright, kid.

[08:14:51] Bro, it wasn't even that, I just, like,

[08:14:53] it's just the, that guy's a mod, by the way.

[08:14:55] It's just the adrenaline.

[08:14:56] Like the dude, I need to contain the adrenaline

[08:14:59] tomorrow for pens.

[08:15:00] Bro, if we are in a game-winning position,

[08:15:03] like, here's my dream stream tomorrow.

[08:15:06] Let's say we're in, like, third place.

[08:15:09] And if we get first in pens, we win,

[08:15:12] And that's like a dream scenario.

[08:15:14] I'm gonna be goalie.

[08:15:16] Bro, okay, to be fair, I'm shit at volleyball.

[08:15:19] I was heading it.

[08:15:20] Like, I've played volleyball in middle school like three times.

[08:15:24] Cause we would do volleyball basketball days and all the boys would just play basketball.

[08:15:28] I've played volleyball like three times in my life.

[08:15:36] Guys, I was aura farming game one.

[08:15:37] Dude, game one and my first header of game two, that was aura.

[08:15:42] was or and then it just burnt on fire it burnt off fire we're in fifth okay

[08:15:51] here's the thing all right let's look at this score for this is so cool chat the

[08:15:57] weather I'm not even kidding the weather in California is I think it's the best

[08:16:03] weather in the US I mean I haven't been to most states but like maybe like some

[08:16:07] other states have good weather but no from the states I've been to

[08:16:10] California's weather is perfect. Dude okay so the first place team is worldwide

[08:16:15] does that say 36 or 38? 36. So we are losing to worldwide by 9 points.

[08:16:25] Bro Mexico's in third. Okay Mexico's gonna fumble tomorrow though because

[08:16:30] It's Cuber Toss, who's throwing that on their team?

[08:16:32] Argy, I guess.

[08:16:39] Bro, that's doable, we're in fifth, it's not over.

[08:16:42] I need like Tyler to get, let's go through the events.

[08:16:45] I need Tyler to get like second or third in Cuber Toss.

[08:16:49] We need the top teams to start fumbling.

[08:16:52] Yo, who can do Cuber Toss for all stars?

[08:16:56] Oh God, nice wig, nice wig.

[08:16:58] Oh my God, they're stacked.

[08:17:00] Brahma, be honest, all stars might win.

[08:17:02] Dude, because I'm thinking, I'm like,

[08:17:03] who's can throw Cuba toss fucking Nicewig?

[08:17:06] Yo, I sold the second game,

[08:17:08] but I have to point this out because I'm hyper analytical.

[08:17:12] The second game was a nightmare

[08:17:13] because Nicewig was up on the net

[08:17:16] and we were stuck in that formation.

[08:17:18] Ron was doing like perfect serve

[08:17:21] and Nicewig was on the net, he spiked it four times.

[08:17:24] What is cubertoss?

[08:17:28] Think of cubertoss as literally just a strong guy throwing an object.

[08:17:34] That's all it is.

[08:17:35] It's like shot putt, but with a cube.

[08:17:38] Um, dude, here's my theory.

[08:17:43] If we can get to a spot, ropa Enzo's insane.

[08:17:47] Like I don't think I'm gonna be, I could be the best keeper.

[08:17:51] I think Enzo's gonna be the best keeper.

[08:17:54] Dude, Enzo's insane.

[08:17:56] And we need worldwide to fucking fumble

[08:17:58] because, bro, that All-Stars team,

[08:18:00] they cannot take pens.

[08:18:01] Maybe KDB.

[08:18:06] Dude, the only event I'm completely random about

[08:18:09] is like half and half.

[08:18:11] Here's what's gonna happen.

[08:18:11] Okay, tomorrow's Cuba toss,

[08:18:13] bull riding half and half, dodge ball.

[08:18:15] Oh my God, dodge ball's gonna be fucking cinema.

[08:18:20] We'll be a good dodgeball team.

[08:18:23] Yeah, we'll be a good dodgeball team.

[08:18:25] Bro, Tyler was so good in volleyball.

[08:18:26] Like Tyler rarely fucked up.

[08:18:29] Tyler's a specimen.

[08:18:31] OK, it comes down to football shootout.

[08:18:33] Huber toss, Tyler's going to get top three guaranteed.

[08:18:36] He's gigantic.

[08:18:38] Bull riding, I think Mari's doing that.

[08:18:41] She'll probably do good in that.

[08:18:42] What's the third one?

[08:18:44] It was, oh, half and half.

[08:18:46] Oh, god.

[08:18:47] Yeah, that one's totally random.

[08:18:48] I don't know what it is.

[08:18:49] are cutting an object. I think dodgeball will be really good in dodgeball. Bro, I could

[08:19:00] see us backdoor winning. I'm not even kidding. We are definitely a day two team. Like crate

[08:19:06] stack, we did bad, musical chairs, we did horrible, but we were doing good. Musical

[08:19:11] chairs was just dumb. I think they should have chopped musical chair, or not musical

[08:19:16] chairs. Yeah they should have got rid of musical chairs or crates tack and then

[08:19:20] did like a three-point shootout in basketball. That'd be peak. If we lock

[08:19:25] in I could see us, dude, if we're like in third place and it comes down to pens

[08:19:31] and like if we win we win that'd be insane. I need worldwide to be behind us

[08:19:37] for pens because Enzo's insane. But it is a team thing. I don't really know if

[08:19:41] like I'm gonna be that much of a difference maker because I take one pen.

[08:19:44] I thought it was gonna be like a survival thing like if you keep making pens you stay alive, but it's best of five just flat out

[08:19:53] They're like running a mile

[08:19:58] Yeah worldwide needs to do bad the problem is I think worldwide's going to do good in pens

[08:20:14] Yeah!

[08:20:15] Yeah, baby!

[08:20:17] Let's go!

[08:20:19] We're gonna see this.

[08:20:21] Yes!

[08:20:23] You wanna run am I?

[08:20:25] Come on!

[08:20:27] Run am I!

[08:20:29] Run am I!

[08:20:31] Come on!

[08:20:33] Come on!

[08:20:35] Come on!

[08:20:37] Come on!

[08:20:39] Come on!

[08:20:41] I'm not running a mile, bro.

[08:20:57] I'm a fat piece of shit, bro.

[08:21:00] Four laps?

[08:21:01] All right, dude.

[08:21:03] Let me say this, bro, let me say this, man, penalty shootout, I need to lock in.

[08:21:11] Dodgeball, I need to lock in.

[08:21:13] Cupertoss, Tyler needs to lock in.

[08:21:15] Half and half, me and Jody to lock in.

[08:21:18] Cat, as always, bro, WStream.

[08:21:20] Tomorrow, penalty shootout is gonna be the decider

[08:21:25] and I'm gonna be goalie and I'm gonna be fucking locked.

[08:21:28] I'm gonna look up penalty kick videos

[08:21:31] from like Keeper's mentality,

[08:21:33] but bro, I have a tech and I'm not gonna say it so after,

[08:21:36] but I have a tech.

[08:21:37] All right, Chad, I'm gonna head it out, bro.

[08:21:39] W stream like nine hours, bro.

[08:21:41] Fuck.

[08:21:43] I'm gonna see y'all boys tomorrow, man.

[08:21:47] We will win this event.

[08:21:49] We're gonna win this event.

[08:21:49] I'm looking at the events day two.

[08:21:51] We got this.

[08:21:52] I fucked up volleyball.

[08:21:53] We should have got first in volleyball.

[08:21:55] I fucked it up.

[08:21:57] Are they actually running a mile?

[08:21:59] No.

[08:22:00] Oh my God, they are.

[08:22:01] Ora.

[08:22:02] I'm a fat blob.

[08:22:03] Chats.

[08:22:04] Love you to death, kid.

[08:22:05] See you tomorrow.