[576/730] 🚨 IRL STREAMER GAMES DAY 1 🚨 ATHLETE OF THE YEAR 🚨 LETS DANCE 🚨

Jynxzi

08-02-2026 · 7h 57m

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[00:00:00] Oh, safety meeting, okay.

[00:00:09] Yeah, just big times.

[00:00:10] They want you guys to be safe.

[00:00:11] All good.

[00:00:12] Cool.

[00:00:13] Yeah, cool.

[00:00:14] Sounds good.

[00:00:15] Um, we're live chat.

[00:00:16] Got to do a safety meeting with half and half.

[00:00:18] Bro, listen man.

[00:00:20] Team USA.

[00:00:21] We're live chat.

[00:00:23] Got to do a safety meeting with half and half.

[00:00:26] Bro, listen, man.

[00:00:28] Team USA, currently, we're tied for fourth place.

[00:00:33] A lot of people checked us out.

[00:00:35] A lot of people doubted us.

[00:00:37] A lot of people are saying, oh, Team USA, you guys suck.

[00:00:40] You guys suck.

[00:00:41] You're not going to win.

[00:00:42] Well, I have a couple of things to say.

[00:00:45] We're going to win Kubertoff's or get top two.

[00:00:48] It's either going to be Tyler or Joelle.

[00:00:50] Then we're going to win dodgeball, then we're going to win penalty shoot as the final event.

[00:00:55] Locked, we're winning three events today, and by the end of the day, we will be the number one team inside of the tournament, bro.

[00:01:03] In the whole darn thing. Now, I'm going to be honest, I was practicing Goldie.

[00:01:07] I've never played Goldie in my life, but like, I kind of get the feel for it.

[00:01:12] I feel like I saved with my legs too much, but I don't really like getting low.

[00:01:16] So I don't know, I don't know what's gonna happen bro.

[00:01:19] I'm absolutely dialed in.

[00:01:23] But yes bro, I think we're about to do a safety meeting.

[00:01:25] I'm probably gonna get my phone real quick.

[00:01:28] So I can actually reach out.

[00:01:31] Dane's so ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

[00:01:34] Agent is good.

[00:01:36] Dude, Katie B is good at taking pants.

[00:01:38] I'm not kidding, really good.

[00:01:40] I

[00:01:57] Yeah, I played when I was a kid it's like the only sport I actually played

[00:02:03] Really oh

[00:02:06] Did you play like in a team?

[00:02:08] What position really that's the most fun position you barely barely have to run and you score all the goals

[00:02:19] Really what age like what age

[00:02:24] Oh, there you go. Well, good luck

[00:02:33] All right, dude

[00:02:38] Let's do this man. Let's do this.

[00:02:40] Bro, I wanna like, kinda practice Goldie a little bit right now.

[00:02:45] I don't know if anybody wants to practice taking pens.

[00:02:47] Oh, we gotta do that safety meeting.

[00:02:51] Where's Big Joe B at?

[00:02:55] Joe B?

[00:03:00] A safety meeting.

[00:03:02] Do we have like a sharp knife?

[00:03:04] Why are you goalkeeper?

[00:03:05] I remember that.

[00:03:07] Maybe they don't like me because maybe I'm too good. No, I'm gonna turn in the prime buffoon today

[00:03:13] I'm gonna turn into prime buffoon. Yeah, where is the big part?

[00:03:20] Thank you, baby. I'm gonna try to get Joe

[00:03:25] Where's the big part

[00:03:29] Where's the big friggin part I think I saw Joe Bart running inside of the locker room

[00:03:33] dude maybe joe's in the hills all right I have brain rot have you seen the big

[00:03:42] bark okay yes sorry have you seen Joe Bart I'm on the lookout chat the screen

[00:03:51] does not continue until I find Joe I have to tell him we have to do that safety

[00:03:55] meeting dude dude I'd be the type of guy to get injured yo I feel like I sold us

[00:04:02] and volleyball. Dude but Chad can I be honest volleyball was so scuffed oh I

[00:04:09] see Joe I see Joe they're talking to him. Volleyball was so scuffed because um I

[00:04:13] was trolling like I was fucking up I fucked up two of my serves and then

[00:04:19] nice wig was just stuck on the net and it just spiked everything he spiked

[00:04:23] four balls. Oh there's Joe.

[00:04:28] Today's a big day. Today's comeback season. Are we starting the safety meeting now?

[00:04:35] Over here. Yeah, I just started. I think the event is in 30 minutes. 35 minutes.

[00:04:47] I don't know about... I think Kuber tosses first, which is going to be entertaining.

[00:04:52] Yeah, I feel like we're not doing shit for a little bit.

[00:04:55] Do you know the whole order of today?

[00:04:57] It's Cupert, Bullrod, then half time.

[00:04:59] Oh, we're full of it.

[00:05:00] Then half time?

[00:05:02] Yeah.

[00:05:03] Then dodgeball, then penalty shootout?

[00:05:05] No, what is it?

[00:05:06] Dodgeball, science, science, and PK?

[00:05:07] Yeah, today's going to be faster than yesterday.

[00:05:09] So it's just all single events, and then all team events.

[00:05:13] All right, is everybody here?

[00:05:18] Oh, it's like bananas.

[00:05:25] I'm- I'm remembering.

[00:05:26] Oh yeah!

[00:05:35] What? What are we using to cut like a big knife?

[00:05:37] If you're up there and you're a little off, you have to chop a lot of stuff.

[00:05:39] Oh, don't grab it yet.

[00:05:40] Yeah, that's where you're-

[00:05:41] We're gonna talk about it.

[00:05:42] Oh, brother.

[00:05:43] Definitely shoot.

[00:05:44] Oh, we're cutting bananas, this is chill.

[00:05:46] You're not famous, this is-

[00:05:48] Alright, what are we cutting?

[00:05:50] This is so you guys can learn the safety of your tracons.

[00:05:53] Cutcats.

[00:05:54] Angle friends here, which I think they

[00:05:58] Are we allowed to know the object? Yeah, surprise

[00:06:03] It's gonna be something insane. It's gonna be like a squash. That's very oblong and curved thick on one end thin on the other

[00:06:14] Dude wait, so is this the first year you guys have done this event? Yes. Cool. Cool. Yeah, same with break stack, right?

[00:06:20] Yep.

[00:06:20] Stay with me for a second here.

[00:06:23] And stay with Mechanical Bull.

[00:06:26] Wow, a lot of first penalty shootouts.

[00:06:27] How many shootouts was that?

[00:06:29] It'll be the first time some of these events are up.

[00:06:31] Like at that.

[00:06:32] What's ever done.

[00:06:34] A penalty shootout.

[00:06:35] It's crazy.

[00:06:35] We admit.

[00:06:37] Or just give like five cuts and then it stops.

[00:06:39] That'll be the bottom two go out.

[00:06:42] First item bottom two go out.

[00:06:43] And then we're going to a bracket.

[00:06:44] That's awesome.

[00:06:45] I like going to a bracket.

[00:06:46] We're going to a bracket at the end.

[00:06:48] Yeah, top four.

[00:06:49] So will there be a third place game probably?

[00:06:51] Yes, there will be a third place game.

[00:06:52] If time doesn't permit, it'll be a tiebreaker on the last object.

[00:06:56] You think like, wait, different.

[00:06:58] I think Frank is here.

[00:06:59] I think we're good.

[00:07:00] Hey.

[00:07:02] All right, everyone.

[00:07:03] Lock in, lock in.

[00:07:04] We are going to go through a safety briefing on the half

[00:07:06] and half game, and you will also get a chance, guys.

[00:07:09] We're going to do a safety briefing,

[00:07:11] and you're also going to get a chance to try it.

[00:07:13] So you'll know exactly what you need to do,

[00:07:14] what you need to be safe, and how to play the game.

[00:07:17] The idea of the game is we are going to reveal an item.

[00:07:20] It might be a food, it might be my hand or something.

[00:07:23] You will be in a line over here,

[00:07:24] based on your placement in other games.

[00:07:26] The worst team will be first.

[00:07:28] You will come up, let's say it was bananas.

[00:07:30] The first team will get to choose the banana they want.

[00:07:33] Maybe there's a straighter banana.

[00:07:34] Maybe there's something that doesn't have a lump on it.

[00:07:37] You're gonna take your banana.

[00:07:39] You're gonna bring it over here.

[00:07:41] Come in close.

[00:07:42] Come in close, you can look at here.

[00:07:44] Yay.

[00:07:46] You're going to take your object, you'll be wearing,

[00:07:48] and when you test this you'll be wearing cut safety clothes.

[00:07:53] You're going to put your object any way you would like in this.

[00:07:56] You don't technically have to lock all the objects,

[00:07:58] some of them you just sit on there.

[00:07:59] And then you're going to push this down so it doesn't move.

[00:08:01] It's just a one-handed cutting board.

[00:08:02] And to make sure that the blade, for example,

[00:08:04] doesn't like slip and cut.

[00:08:06] Yeah, but I would not want to cut the banana that way.

[00:08:08] Shit, and that's your choice.

[00:08:10] That is the skill expression of this game.

[00:08:11] And the goal is to have both sides way the same.

[00:08:14] So once you cut it, let's cut it.

[00:08:15] Let's cut it this way though so that we don't look like anything.

[00:08:17] Yeah, I'm happy to look like that.

[00:08:18] Let's just cut it like that.

[00:08:19] Yeah, yeah, you got it.

[00:08:20] So both teams have to have their hand on it.

[00:08:22] You do have to cut blade down.

[00:08:23] You can't do anything stupid.

[00:08:24] This is the most dangerous.

[00:08:25] We need to lock it.

[00:08:26] We need to lock it?

[00:08:27] No, you do not need to lock it.

[00:08:28] For items that roll, you will need to lock it because we don't want anyone to get it.

[00:08:32] But for a banana, you can just cut it.

[00:08:33] So you'll have a time limit.

[00:08:35] You'll look.

[00:08:36] You'll say, oh, I think this is about that.

[00:08:38] And then you'll slice it.

[00:08:40] We will take stands.

[00:08:41] We'll move it over to this table.

[00:08:43] How much time do we have?

[00:08:44] 60 seconds I believe but this could all change because sometimes we run behind

[00:08:47] we're gonna take it over this table how much I mean it's over here it's

[00:08:50] overheating we need to get that one over here yeah yeah yeah but we're gonna walk

[00:08:54] over here we are gonna place each half on the scales you'll be able to look at

[00:08:59] the big screen behind how far off they are basically it weighs both

[00:09:04] did it work and it's just you want them you want zero yes you want the dream

[00:09:11] would be we cut it and it's zero. Wow difference which is zero. And not bad, that's what we're doing.

[00:09:18] So that would be point oh three. Everyone would then do banana choosing one at a time

[00:09:22] and the two that were the farthest, the two that had the biggest number will be instantly

[00:09:26] eliminated. Then we'll do a new object, two more will get eliminated. Then we'll go into a head-to-head

[00:09:30] where the objects are maybe a little busy here. So let's put up like a whole table and a half first.

[00:09:37] Yeah, chainsaw with the tables.

[00:09:39] So if we could get everybody over here to form a line.

[00:09:45] That would be so funny.

[00:09:47] You have like a lumberjack saw on me.

[00:09:49] Let me have to sub in like Tyler won.

[00:09:51] That's just if we were doing it for real.

[00:09:53] So just starting here and going back that way.

[00:09:55] You guys spin around.

[00:09:57] You guys are trying to line.

[00:09:59] If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

[00:10:22] So, RJ Simpson reference, get one of them.

[00:10:29] I thought that.

[00:10:31] And it'd be like, wow.

[00:10:34] And we get to pick one of them.

[00:10:38] So does everyone, what would be the profit here?

[00:10:40] The item profit would be a lot of their side of the game.

[00:10:42] The profit would be like, oh, which one do you want?

[00:10:44] You guys would be like, this one looks fucked.

[00:10:45] Is this four different items or four of the same items in different styles?

[00:10:47] There should be like ten items.

[00:10:49] More than the amount of players in items.

[00:10:51] Some of the strategy is like taking the best but leaving the worst for them.

[00:10:55] So wouldn't like the most like wouldn't the first team to go to be like the winners

[00:11:00] because they can just pick what you can pick up because.

[00:11:02] No other the items are all the same it's all bananas or it's all you know whatever.

[00:11:05] That's okay my bad my bad.

[00:11:06] But first team going will be the last place team so that advantage is baked in to help them.

[00:11:12] Got it got it.

[00:11:13] So you guys will take a banana.

[00:11:14] Someone else also gets to watch.

[00:11:16] The bigger one's scarier because if you cut it wrong it weighs more so the differences

[00:11:20] This is going to be higher.

[00:11:21] I feel like this one looks like literally straight down the middle.

[00:11:23] Smart, smart.

[00:11:24] You guys take that.

[00:11:25] What do you go down next?

[00:11:26] What do you go down next right here?

[00:11:28] So feel free to learn how to use this.

[00:11:29] And then we like, or just put it in.

[00:11:31] You can try it though if you want.

[00:11:32] So basically this just moves up and down.

[00:11:33] And I feel like we should like, don't cut it, hold it, get it.

[00:11:38] And then we just like, just touch this.

[00:11:40] I'm thinking like, literally right there.

[00:11:43] Lots, ready?

[00:11:44] We're doing it like that, yeah.

[00:11:49] Perfect.

[00:11:50] I'm sure it looks pretty good.

[00:11:54] I'll rely on you guys.

[00:11:55] If that happens, the day of, you guys got to tear it,

[00:11:57] because I don't want the refs to be like retorting.

[00:12:02] That might have been fine.

[00:12:03] Yeah.

[00:12:04] And then we will take these over here.

[00:12:06] Ready, auto?

[00:12:07] Zero differentiation.

[00:12:08] Are you guys going to stand back here?

[00:12:10] Oh.

[00:12:10] The cameras will be shooting this way.

[00:12:13] And then we're going to put it on here.

[00:12:14] It's not on the screen now.

[00:12:15] So you can walk around in front just to see how you do.

[00:12:18] 0.03, hey, 0.03, not bad.

[00:12:22] Then you guys will go to, you come this way?

[00:12:25] It's 0.00 even possible.

[00:12:27] Jake will receive you.

[00:12:29] These people over here, go to the back of the line.

[00:12:31] Then you go to the back of the line because we do it all together after two years.

[00:12:35] Alright, I feel like 0.003 is like, we can really get better than that.

[00:12:41] That's not a no-win.

[00:12:42] Yes.

[00:12:43] Unless you get like really lucky.

[00:12:45] Well dude, 0.003.

[00:12:47] Everyone got 0.02.

[00:12:49] There's no way 0.03 is like, oh, we're out.

[00:12:52] Yeah, there's going to be something.

[00:12:54] We got 0.03, yeah.

[00:12:55] Actually, I want to see what everybody's scores are just

[00:12:57] to scan.

[00:12:58] Do you want to go standard?

[00:12:59] I think our banana was like really good, though.

[00:13:01] I think the pick, if you get a machine.

[00:13:03] The longer the banana, the more it weighs.

[00:13:05] I think the more you need the light up.

[00:13:08] You want something that's smaller,

[00:13:09] because if you fuck it up, the difference is just going to be.

[00:13:12] I don't want to fuck with you for a bit.

[00:13:13] Someone wants to sign something.

[00:13:14] That's all you have to sign that?

[00:13:15] To sign it.

[00:13:16] Like, sure, there you go.

[00:13:17] What is this?

[00:13:18] What if I'm not mistaken?

[00:13:19] You want to look at it first for your son?

[00:13:20] Sign.

[00:13:26] This guy's sign says, where does Darth Maul get his shoes?

[00:13:33] And then this guy has, like, that fake name.

[00:13:45] All right.

[00:13:47] Dude, dude, this crowd is awesome.

[00:13:51] I'm pretty sure people are just pulling up.

[00:13:53] Like, I don't even think it's like tickets.

[00:13:57] Dude, there's people with like,

[00:13:58] when we were getting in there,

[00:13:59] there's people like USA jerseys, bro.

[00:14:01] It's electric in here.

[00:14:04] Honestly, don't play it.

[00:14:06] Thank you.

[00:14:06] I'm failed.

[00:14:08] Also 0.03, oh, actually, autumn.

[00:14:12] It's technically cool, unless you're rounding.

[00:14:15] It's probably rounded, you know?

[00:14:16] Yeah, I could do that.

[00:14:18] Yeah, I could do the math based on the,

[00:14:20] which is just point zero and I fall on screen.

[00:14:22] So it's point zero four.

[00:14:24] Point zero zero four?

[00:14:25] Point zero zero four.

[00:14:26] Oh!

[00:14:27] I just think we've got to go in and out of here.

[00:14:29] Point zero one four.

[00:14:31] Let's do like three, two, one.

[00:14:34] No, but I think we should,

[00:14:35] I mean it depends on the object, but yeah,

[00:14:37] I think we should literally hold the blade on the object

[00:14:40] and be like steady.

[00:14:41] And like the same time.

[00:14:42] Because some of them, some of the objects,

[00:14:44] we might actually have to like slice, you know.

[00:14:47] Oh, then that'll be a press.

[00:14:49] That'll be big differentials, man.

[00:14:50] Like someone's gonna get like one.

[00:14:54] I wanna see what everybody gets in there.

[00:14:55] Dude, do you think today somebody gets like zeros?

[00:15:00] Probably.

[00:15:01] Like, be that even.

[00:15:02] I think not on an object.

[00:15:03] I think the first, like one of the rounds

[00:15:05] will be like literally just like

[00:15:07] a Toblerone chocolate bar.

[00:15:10] Cut it in half.

[00:15:11] Dude, he said it's like Battle Royale too,

[00:15:13] which is kind of cool.

[00:15:14] I hope the objects get harder and harder and we're like really curved well they're using the cutter why are they cutting it

[00:15:26] That's I feel like that's not a good for this that's not a good plan

[00:15:31] Well people are practicing pens. I'm gonna go over there

[00:15:33] Let me know how we end up doing if you want if you end up watching this and then I'll go

[00:15:40] Do they cut it with that

[00:15:42] Dude, I need to practice pens.

[00:15:46] I need to practice pens.

[00:15:50] As you guys know, me and Lionel Messi, we don't agree with pens, and that's why we don't

[00:15:54] like taking pens, because we play the game pure.

[00:15:58] There's other players who built a career off pens, and all that.

[00:16:03] So what we're going to do is basically just try our best to get the formation down.

[00:16:07] My you're kicking on two keepers

[00:16:12] Not bad you actually split them

[00:16:16] Have you ever played football before

[00:16:19] Wait really what opposition?

[00:16:24] Let me try to guess

[00:16:27] Centerman

[00:16:28] Striker

[00:16:30] You played only were you good?

[00:16:33] That is insane. Did you like playing goalie or was it too much?

[00:16:38] The thing about goalies is like they never get enough credit and they always get all the blame

[00:16:44] That's how my team was like if we lost two to one who like oh, why didn't you save that but it's like yeah

[00:16:50] Yeah, yeah, I'm playing keeper. Yeah, and I think everybody has to shoot

[00:16:56] Damn damn that has to spin on it

[00:16:59] Two keepers.

[00:17:09] Oh, no.

[00:17:11] What in the hand? What in your hand?

[00:17:13] Thank you.

[00:17:14] Field goal.

[00:17:15] Yes, I'll take a water. Oh, thank you.

[00:17:17] Oh, thank you.

[00:17:18] Dude, first pen, um, in like 30 minutes.

[00:17:22] Oh my, that's good.

[00:17:24] All good chat. You know everybody skies it, bro. Harry Kane skies it. I sky it.

[00:17:31] In the event I'm just gonna play safe. I do need to practice keeper a little bit.

[00:17:46] I can't touch anything in my glove.

[00:17:53] We're going next, Joe?

[00:17:56] Art, let's see it, bro.

[00:17:58] Okay, let me work on mine.

[00:17:59] Oh, you have, like, real boots?

[00:18:00] Yeah, like turf boots, because I'm the keeper of any too.

[00:18:04] You have turf boots?

[00:18:07] Wait, let me see the bottom.

[00:18:09] Oh, those are turf boots.

[00:18:10] Yeah.

[00:18:11] You have the built-in socks?

[00:18:12] I'm harder.

[00:18:19] See you, Joe.

[00:18:24] Hey, Marshall, go like there.

[00:18:39] Good save.

[00:18:42] Let's see it, bro.

[00:18:51] Katie's up? Katie, I'm so much sad about your pants.

[00:18:55] Oh, what the hell?

[00:18:56] I was telling them they were good.

[00:18:57] So now if I miss, it looks like I...

[00:18:59] Katie was taking the best pants today on Bison.

[00:19:07] What the fuck?

[00:19:08] Hi, Jinx.

[00:19:09] What the fuck?

[00:19:10] I think some good place. They have three go down one camera though. I'm purposely missing.

[00:19:26] Goalie good practice. Yeah, honestly, it's really good practice.

[00:20:01] Fuck!

[00:20:03] It's cool!

[00:20:05] Come on, first shot!

[00:20:10] Damn, Maya!

[00:20:12] I ain't no lie, I let them win.

[00:20:14] Hey, Katie, fuck!

[00:20:15] How the fuck do you kick a soccer ball?

[00:20:17] Um, we won.

[00:20:19] You know, that's good advice.

[00:20:21] That's really good advice.

[00:20:23] Yeah, that's good.

[00:20:25] All right, bud, all right, back!

[00:20:27] Fuck!

[00:20:29] Give me that shit!

[00:20:30] Nice.

[00:20:31] Give me that shit!

[00:20:32] That was a good save.

[00:20:33] That was not cold at all.

[00:20:34] You know where the balls are.

[00:20:35] See, you don't launch.

[00:20:36] If you lean back, it's going to hit you.

[00:20:37] What is lean over?

[00:20:38] It's like this.

[00:20:39] It's going to fall.

[00:20:40] Oh, good.

[00:20:41] What do you get here?

[00:20:42] He's on the fly.

[00:20:43] Yeah, I'm lefty.

[00:20:44] Okay.

[00:20:45] How you going?

[00:20:46] Oh!

[00:20:47] Pretty good.

[00:20:48] All right, that's fine.

[00:20:49] Sal, here we go, man.

[00:20:50] He's going, here we go, man.

[00:20:51] You got this.

[00:20:52] Yeah, that's good.

[00:20:53] You got one nice upper 90s.

[00:20:56] Yeah.

[00:20:57] Yeah. Ready?

[00:21:10] Come on, GC.

[00:21:12] Come on, punk.

[00:21:14] Oh, wait.

[00:21:16] I'm trying to do one step.

[00:21:22] Ready to go?

[00:21:27] That's a spin on it, too.

[00:21:32] It's not at all what I was trying to do, but...

[00:21:36] Keeper, uh, five balls, six balls. Keeper, kick some balls.

[00:21:41] Okay, okay.

[00:21:46] Dude, I need to get some keeper practice.

[00:21:51] Who's next?

[00:21:53] Whoever wants to.

[00:21:55] Come on Maya.

[00:21:57] Come on Maya.

[00:21:58] Come on Maya, it's light work.

[00:22:04] Oh my god.

[00:22:05] That was a nice little shot.

[00:22:07] Yeah, it was a nice little shot.

[00:22:09] I think fucking lights.

[00:22:11] Long sleeve bro.

[00:22:13] Wow, they put shorts of metal in the grass.

[00:22:19] There's metal in the grass?

[00:22:21] Yeah, they have shorts of metal in the grass.

[00:22:24] You got that?

[00:22:31] Sorry?

[00:22:33] No, you go, you go.

[00:22:35] Hi Katie, you have only one for me.

[00:22:42] Hey! Hey!

[00:22:48] You want the beach, man?

[00:23:01] Buffon.

[00:23:03] Gianluigi Buffon.

[00:23:04] Hey, you got to jump and save it.

[00:23:11] I know, I know, I know.

[00:23:20] Okay, it's going to be hard.

[00:23:27] Hold on.

[00:23:29] Come on, run.

[00:23:33] Come on, Ron.

[00:23:42] Let me warm up.

[00:23:56] Maya's throwing heat.

[00:24:03] I got a guess more. We're acting too hard. I'm just going to guess.

[00:24:23] Three, technically.

[00:24:33] Hello.

[00:24:37] Say once.

[00:24:39] That's my guy.

[00:24:40] He's still like behind us.

[00:24:43] That's fine.

[00:24:54] That was a fake!

[00:24:55] That was a fake!

[00:25:03] Good try good try. Yeah, one sec.

[00:25:10] All right, come on.

[00:25:20] I got to get low for that in the event I need to get low for that.

[00:25:46] Come on, give me your best shot!

[00:25:53] Give me your best shot!

[00:25:58] Weak saws!

[00:26:03] Alright, Ron.

[00:26:08] All right, Ron, at least he's stable.

[00:26:19] He's actually good.

[00:26:21] I'm not good at that side.

[00:26:24] Bro, we're not even back here.

[00:26:27] We're not back here.

[00:26:29] Do you want me to lose or do you want me to save that?

[00:26:34] It's a perfect pen.

[00:26:36] Good God, Danny!

[00:26:42] Yes, sir.

[00:26:45] After that, I lost all my confidence.

[00:26:48] Hey, not looking too bad, bruh.

[00:26:50] I'm just gonna bank on people being nervous.

[00:27:06] I'm gonna get the...

[00:27:15] Eleven minutes till game time.

[00:27:17] Let's do this shit man.

[00:27:19] PrimeBoo phone to re.

[00:27:21] Yo, when the pens start I'm diving for everything.

[00:27:30] Franchià.

[00:27:31] I'm going to wait, I'm going to wait until everyone's here and then we can go out.

[00:27:40] Bring me so much joy, Ron.

[00:27:41] What are you doing?

[00:27:42] Dude, I love just waking up and seeing your clips.

[00:27:47] Right, this dude, Jinx, he sent me a clip at 9am, it had 30 likes, and it's a dude calling

[00:27:54] me a pudding cup, and he's like, you're just so cute, you're just so adorable.

[00:27:58] Hey, bro, I'm not like a little puppy, bro.

[00:28:01] Bro, your pants were pretty good today.

[00:28:02] I know, bro.

[00:28:03] They were pretty good.

[00:28:04] I kind of kicked with my t-

[00:28:05] That is not right. Why didn't she record?

[00:28:08] Yo!

[00:28:09] Maybe the guy just got an aim on me.

[00:28:11] Bro, I got another camera person.

[00:28:14] That dude's annoying.

[00:28:16] Dude, I got to let him sweat and sink in, bro.

[00:28:20] It's like I'm embodying a keeper.

[00:28:22] You think if I punch you in the stomach, I'd have to steal him.

[00:28:26] I think you do the taste in the sun I can eat it.

[00:28:31] Why?

[00:28:32] How the fuck, I'm not that fat.

[00:28:33] Why would you eat a taster?

[00:28:35] The more muscle you have.

[00:28:37] Oh, thank you.

[00:28:38] The more fat you have the less you react to tasters.

[00:28:41] I'm dead of serious.

[00:28:44] Have you ever seen like a big bodybuilder on a bodycam get tased?

[00:28:47] Don't mention anything happened.

[00:28:49] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[00:28:50] Hey, John, don't mention bodybuilder around this guy.

[00:28:52] He will go on a, there's a lot of raster now.

[00:28:55] I never said that I never said that I said no we're not it's not entertaining

[00:29:07] why would anybody want to watch where'd you cut off your thing right I gotta

[00:29:11] I thought Jason's off for them.

[00:29:13] They're scissors in the locker room.

[00:29:29] Team USA?

[00:29:30] This is the winning team, day two.

[00:30:11] Let's try one more with maybe two people in front of her.

[00:30:16] Why Tyler?

[00:30:19] Oh.

[00:30:21] Can we get like a knee?

[00:30:23] Give me one more person on Tyler.

[00:30:25] I'm sorry.

[00:30:27] I'm kidding.

[00:30:29] Here we go.

[00:30:31] One more final one.

[00:30:33] We have yourself up there again.

[00:30:35] Thank you.

[00:30:37] One more.

[00:30:39] One, two, three, two, one, one, three, two, one.

[00:30:46] Got him, Sumber.

[00:30:48] Just face, neck, nose.

[00:30:53] My nose skin peeled off.

[00:30:56] Alright, we're practicing more pants.

[00:31:00] Dude, my keeping is going to be more important than my pen taking.

[00:31:05] Cause I'm just gonna be in that five times per game

[00:31:09] and I'm taking one pen.

[00:31:10] So I need to be keeping well.

[00:31:13] Need to.

[00:31:16] Oh no, they have their balls grouped up.

[00:31:17] Maybe we're banned.

[00:31:19] Maybe we can't take pens.

[00:31:21] Me and Joe have the third event

[00:31:23] and then Dodgeball, Simon says, I think everybody plays.

[00:31:30] I need to be like keeper training.

[00:31:32] Like I don't know what I'm doing, bro.

[00:31:34] Chad, what did like, um, no you're due, bro. Like, keeper training is different than

[00:31:40] football training.

[00:31:44] No more, uh, kicking?

[00:31:49] Got it, got it.

[00:31:53] I'm just trying to fully lock in, but I just cannot let this, I cannot let my team down.

[00:32:09] That's fine, but it's like that's me when I'm being a bitch.

[00:32:15] That's me when I'm being a bitch.

[00:32:25] How many joggers can I get?

[00:32:33] No, no.

[00:32:34] Okay, I'll get it better than not.

[00:32:39] I could do more than nine, I could do more than nine.

[00:32:51] No, 13.

[00:32:53] Dude, I think in my prime I could do like 40, 40, 50.

[00:33:09] Hey!

[00:33:11] Hey!

[00:33:13] Hey!

[00:33:15] Hey!

[00:33:17] Hey!

[00:33:19] What went on there so quickly now?

[00:33:21] Oh, they're practicing fans.

[00:33:25] Yeah, I need to actually dial them.

[00:33:39] Oh, yes, sir, sir.

[00:33:41] Oh, my gosh.

[00:33:43] You go ahead.

[00:33:45] Oh, God, please.

[00:33:47] I'll kick it light.

[00:33:49] I'll give it up.

[00:33:51] I don't care.

[00:33:53] Close one.

[00:33:55] There you go.

[00:33:59] No, no, no, no.

[00:34:03] Dude, I'm not good at Goldie, bro.

[00:34:05] I just, it just now hit me

[00:34:07] hit me I'm not a good keeper I don't know if I should have been a keeper

[00:34:12] I'm honest I shouldn't have been keeper but I don't know what

[00:34:19] individual event I could have done I don't know what individual event

[00:34:27] like chance like yeah I now be good at Goldie

[00:34:33] choppy good a goldie but today's the big day today's penalty shootout the vape

[00:34:41] event okay let me do an event where we vape believe you can and you will just

[00:34:48] lock in I don't know if you're athletic enough mods remove borlor borlor do me a

[00:34:54] favor bro and go fuck yourself play r6 and get carried by stomping for an event

[00:34:59] why would that be a streamer games event focus I would pay to watch you lose

[00:35:07] lick my ass hairs this guy's not even you know what bro you guys can laugh and

[00:35:13] harass me all you want it's coming down to penalty shoot out in the final event

[00:35:18] I need to turn into prime prime before John lovey see before

[00:35:24] Oh, there's a game where we catch a balloon.

[00:35:30] I might do that.

[00:35:32] Yo, people are better at taking pants than I thought they would be.

[00:35:36] Like, people are good.

[00:35:46] Balloon catch time?

[00:35:48] I'm gonna try with my gloves so I can get the hang of it.

[00:35:54] All right, do it out of here, or it's going to open.

[00:35:58] Over here?

[00:35:59] It's a good keeper drill.

[00:36:09] All right, ready?

[00:36:10] I got to back up a little bit, back up.

[00:36:12] Bully's can't push up that far up, you know, right?

[00:36:14] All right, ready?

[00:36:15] Come on.

[00:36:16] Three, two, one.

[00:36:19] Come on.

[00:36:22] Come on.

[00:36:24] bro let it go all right now do for real all right don't worry about that all

[00:36:32] right ready

[00:36:35] Keep up.

[00:36:37] Keep up.

[00:36:39] Keep up.

[00:36:41] Keep up.

[00:36:43] You want to get this off?

[00:36:51] One more, one more.

[00:36:53] I'll help you, I'll help.

[00:36:55] 2v1? Yes.

[00:37:01] It's all R&T if we'll wait for them.

[00:37:03] Yeah, no, trust me, we figured that out, too.

[00:37:17] It's gonna go everywhere.

[00:37:23] I call it.

[00:37:33] Get it! Get it!

[00:37:36] Get it!

[00:37:37] Get it!

[00:37:39] Get it!

[00:37:41] Yes! Yes!

[00:37:43] Oh, it's not here.

[00:37:45] Good job, bro.

[00:37:53] Thanks, bro.

[00:37:54] Dude, I didn't know you put a mic on me.

[00:37:56] This guy is stealthy.

[00:37:57] What?

[00:38:03] Bro, nobody's... nobody's shooting. I need shade. Bro, I'm so out of shape.

[00:38:15] 30 seconds still game time. Yo chat, between me and you I'm nervous bro. I

[00:38:22] never played keeper a day in my life. These players are doing good

[00:38:27] depends. Um, I never played keeper a day in my life. And I'm gonna just let y'all know

[00:38:34] I'm gonna leave my all out on the field tonight. I don't know if it's gonna go well, but I'm

[00:38:41] gonna leave my all out on the field tonight. That's all that I can say, bro. Like dude,

[00:38:48] I don't know if I could do it. Oh my God, the event starting, the event starting. I'm

[00:38:54] I'm gonna leave my old out on this field.

[00:38:55] I'm gonna die to save a pen tonight.

[00:39:01] I just like, even if we don't win the event, bro,

[00:39:02] I just wanna win the, the, um, pens.

[00:39:08] Hello, everybody, welcome back to Streamer Games!

[00:39:12] Day two, my students, big day!

[00:39:17] Guys, we are back and I have amazing news.

[00:39:20] It is one degree cooler today.

[00:39:23] I

[00:39:27] Do it it's hot again in sunny, Los Angeles, California with eight teams who all have a chance

[00:39:35] Almost all have a chance of winning gold here at streamer games. We have a legitimate chance. We're tied for four

[00:39:41] Today's gonna go very similarly to yesterday. We got three games a half-time show and then three more games

[00:39:48] Look at the crowd, bro

[00:39:53] I have sunscreen on, but I don't think it's doing anything.

[00:40:00] Dude, I want to see if maybe Joe wants to help me practice.

[00:40:07] Hey, Joe.

[00:40:09] Joe, Joe, do you want to shoot a couple of pens just to, like, practice keeper?

[00:40:18] Give me like just like five balls I call this one the stable shot

[00:40:47] It's a pretty unstable shot, for a stable guy.

[00:41:03] Yo! I got it!

[00:41:35] Oh my god.

[00:41:42] Hey.

[00:41:45] Hey, that's it.

[00:41:55] You got to cross the line.

[00:42:00] Cross the line.

[00:42:01] Okay, so, Jynx, I'm going to try to go to the right, so I'm going to try to go to the left.

[00:42:14] But, we'll see.

[00:42:16] You can come on.

[00:42:30] I'm gonna try no toe. I'm gonna try this. I can't miss like that. That's not good

[00:42:37] Okay, ready no toe. I'm gonna try no toe now

[00:42:49] Oh, it goes flying. I don't know what you do clean wear

[00:43:00] Oh, hey, Joe, I should not have hit that.

[00:43:04] Jason, you want to go in?

[00:43:08] Dude, Joe just lucky.

[00:43:12] Oh, baby. Oh, hell yeah. I need a ball.

[00:43:16] Can I get one real quick? I just want to just... Can I just...

[00:43:18] Here, you do a couple of hours.

[00:43:20] All right, I'm using the toe here. I don't give a fuck. I need to get the skies.

[00:43:22] You can go down.

[00:43:25] I

[00:43:29] Whoa

[00:43:36] Well wrong that's good, bro. I barely feel it of your toe. Yeah

[00:43:41] Because I do it like right here

[00:43:43] Well, it's your toe like metal. I do like right here. So I don't think it hurt when you do it

[00:43:55] Wait, get some of the balls out of your neck.

[00:44:02] Basically, I get some of the balls.

[00:44:11] Come on, Katie.

[00:44:13] The newer is the jinkzy.

[00:44:15] Come on, kid.

[00:44:16] Hey, demolish him.

[00:44:18] Ay-ya-ya-ya.

[00:44:20] Top ends.

[00:44:23] No, please, there you go.

[00:44:30] You can't stop that!

[00:44:33] Joe, I like it. I like it a lot.

[00:44:37] I love that. That's what's a tennis shoes.

[00:44:40] Yeah, I feel like that might be the best.

[00:44:44] Alright, hold on. Okay, come on.

[00:44:47] Okay, fuck him up.

[00:44:49] Come on.

[00:44:50] I'm not a football expert.

[00:44:51] Ah!

[00:44:52] You're not going to get away from this.

[00:44:53] Kill him!

[00:44:55] The first time, I'm sorry.

[00:44:57] Yeah.

[00:44:58] Hell yeah.

[00:44:59] That's the lower end of that.

[00:45:00] Yeah.

[00:45:00] Because you're getting under it when you're close.

[00:45:03] Yeah, you're supposed to, like, what like pros do is they plant and like finish like

[00:45:10] with laces.

[00:45:11] Look at that.

[00:45:12] It's so hard to do this close.

[00:45:13] They plant right in that middle.

[00:45:14] But they're close.

[00:45:15] Yeah.

[00:45:16] I feel like I'm planting here.

[00:45:17] Because the more you do this, the more it's like, yeah.

[00:45:20] Well, a pro's do it all locked, and it's like...

[00:45:34] Alright, I'm gonna go for a knuckleball,

[00:45:36] I'm probably gonna miss.

[00:45:47] Oh my god, watch out!

[00:45:49] You almost killed my teammate.

[00:45:51] I almost murdered a camera man.

[00:45:53] Thank you, bro.

[00:45:54] I tried to do a knuckleball and failed.

[00:46:01] You already know you're going top right!

[00:46:04] Joe's good.

[00:46:05] Joe, that's good, bro.

[00:46:08] Joe, that's good.

[00:46:10] Consistent.

[00:46:17] I'm kicking. I'm out of kicking.

[00:46:24] That's the person.

[00:46:37] That is the person.

[00:46:42] I don't even know where I'm at.

[00:46:57] It's too sad. Too straight.

[00:47:00] Hey!

[00:47:02] Don't hire!

[00:47:04] Shelf!

[00:47:06] Alright, alright.

[00:47:08] Hey!

[00:47:10] Hey, my hair!

[00:47:12] I'm gonna lost that hair!

[00:47:14] Hey!

[00:47:16] Hey!

[00:47:18] Hey!

[00:47:20] Hey!

[00:47:22] Hey!

[00:47:24] Aww!

[00:47:26] It's a little harder than it looks.

[00:47:28] Come on, you can't run away.

[00:47:30] Katie, beat that.

[00:47:32] All right.

[00:47:34] Oh, yeah, Katie.

[00:47:36] Oh, yeah.

[00:47:38] Don't let him talk to you like that.

[00:47:40] Oh!

[00:47:42] Oh, my God.

[00:47:44] Oh, my God.

[00:47:46] That was tough, son.

[00:47:48] That was a professional.

[00:47:50] That was professional.

[00:47:52] Bro, Katie is good.

[00:47:54] I do not want to say that.

[00:47:56] I do not want to say that.

[00:47:58] Kitty's good.

[00:47:59] Kitty, hurry up.

[00:48:00] Oh my god.

[00:48:02] Go first.

[00:48:03] OK.

[00:48:03] I can't do it.

[00:48:04] OK.

[00:48:05] Damn.

[00:48:05] I don't want to say.

[00:48:06] OK.

[00:48:07] We're going to play.

[00:48:08] OK.

[00:48:09] OK.

[00:48:10] OK.

[00:48:10] She's going to get a bow.

[00:48:12] OK.

[00:48:13] Can I get one for you?

[00:48:14] OK.

[00:48:15] You look good.

[00:48:16] You look good.

[00:48:16] We look good.

[00:48:17] Woo.

[00:48:18] Woo.

[00:48:19] Woo.

[00:48:20] I want to cut that.

[00:48:21] OK.

[00:48:23] I better get a cut.

[00:48:24] OK.

[00:48:26] We add our paint feathers, and give it up for the first thrower,

[00:48:32] eight-four-and-a-half.

[00:48:33] Oh, shit!

[00:48:34] Oh, wait, he's starting.

[00:48:37] Where is he?

[00:48:39] Tupor toss is going?

[00:48:40] Wait, he's out.

[00:48:42] Hey, all right, keep going.

[00:48:45] Oh, is it over there?

[00:48:47] Mm-hmm.

[00:48:50] All right.

[00:49:22] You ever played football?

[00:49:27] I know a little bit of footwork, but kicking is my weakness.

[00:49:32] That's good. That's good.

[00:49:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

[00:49:46] That was good, yeah, it was a little lower.

[00:49:56] That was good, yeah, but it's a little lower.

[00:49:59] Alright, can you throw a couple in front of the net?

[00:50:09] 6.5-1, we have a new first place.

[00:50:12] All right.

[00:50:14] First place.

[00:50:16] Woo hoo!

[00:50:18] All right.

[00:50:24] 6.5 meters. How's that next?

[00:50:28] Girl, please.

[00:50:30] Give it up for Danny Mann!

[00:50:34] Woo!

[00:50:36] Mexico.

[00:50:38] Yeah, but I was younger.

[00:50:48] Nice big through 6.51.

[00:51:02] for another string of pairs of marker or bandaid on it.

[00:51:06] All right, Arky.

[00:51:08] 7.83 meters!

[00:51:10] I'm gonna try to hit it to the left.

[00:51:12] I never hit it to the left.

[00:51:13] Damn.

[00:51:14] I'm gonna check over there.

[00:51:15] Look at that head.

[00:51:16] It's far.

[00:51:19] You monster.

[00:51:21] This guy's a beast.

[00:51:23] He's turning the body.

[00:51:24] Yeah, that's a good pen.

[00:51:25] All right.

[00:51:26] That's what I'm talking about, baby.

[00:51:28] You can get a tip, right?

[00:51:29] Um...

[00:51:31] Okay, so it's like four tips.

[00:51:36] Point your hips where you want to hit the ball.

[00:51:38] Okay, got it.

[00:51:39] Plant your knee foot close to the ball.

[00:51:41] Okay.

[00:51:42] Try to hit it here.

[00:51:43] Okay.

[00:51:44] And hit.

[00:51:45] Don't lean back.

[00:51:46] Lean forward.

[00:51:47] Yeah, I heard about that one.

[00:51:48] Lean forward.

[00:51:49] Don't lean back.

[00:51:50] Lean back.

[00:51:51] It goes up.

[00:51:52] If you want to hit the ball down, hit on top of the ball.

[00:51:54] If you want to hit it up there.

[00:51:55] Step over.

[00:51:56] Maybe the reason why I've been involved is because my hip opens up, right?

[00:51:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:52:00] That's why.

[00:52:01] Closer here.

[00:52:04] That's two.

[00:52:05] That's good.

[00:52:06] That's fucking Jinxie right there.

[00:52:08] That's good.

[00:52:09] That's fucking Jinxie right there.

[00:52:10] Wait, what the fuck?

[00:52:19] I'm deadass Hongming Sun.

[00:52:21] Yeah.

[00:52:23] Bro, yes bro.

[00:52:24] What's your pace?

[00:52:25] Your pace?

[00:52:26] Sun, like your speed.

[00:52:28] Oh, that's, oh yeah, that's uncutely,

[00:52:30] it's like, in the 90s.

[00:52:31] Two of USA's Tyler won!

[00:52:34] Oh, Tyler's going!

[00:52:37] All right.

[00:52:39] The lead is 7.8.

[00:52:41] Dude, Tyler, please.

[00:52:43] 7.8.

[00:52:49] Look at this one!

[00:52:50] That's my go!

[00:52:54] Cover it.

[00:52:55] You sit on it.

[00:52:56] You sit on it.

[00:52:57] That is a fault for Tyler.

[00:53:02] So it's a redo?

[00:53:03] You're not allowed to step on it or over.

[00:53:05] So it's a redo?

[00:53:06] Yeah, same thing in the circle, which we did say before.

[00:53:08] So is he going to get a zero now?

[00:53:09] This is social.

[00:53:10] Tyler does get another throw.

[00:53:11] Thank God.

[00:53:12] But that first throw will not count.

[00:53:13] It will be good after 7th place.

[00:53:14] I was going to say, bro, if he gets fucking zero when he's the second strongest person there.

[00:53:19] All right.

[00:53:21] Next up, he's gone himself to Thanos.

[00:53:25] It's Joelle from... Give it up!

[00:53:28] This is going to be insane.

[00:53:34] Now, obviously Joelle is very strong.

[00:53:37] But does he have the technique to be able to throw it forward?

[00:53:41] Oh my God!

[00:53:44] What?

[00:53:45] What was it?

[00:53:47] What was it?

[00:53:49] That's the wrong flag, wrong flag, wrong flag.

[00:53:51] Hi guys, just keep it?

[00:53:53] Keep it like just me and then main broadcasts in the bottom left,

[00:53:58] unless I'm like in an event.

[00:54:04] Seeing a little bit.

[00:54:07] 8.21, it's a new record.

[00:54:09] 2L through 8.2.

[00:54:12] 8.21 is a new record.

[00:54:13] What a great throw.

[00:54:14] Team France is now in first.

[00:54:16] We need international to do horrible today,

[00:54:18] because they're in first place.

[00:54:19] He's in the line, doesn't he?

[00:54:20] Oh, raising last.

[00:54:21] Get you just above the time from Mexico raising last place

[00:54:26] We still have a couple more throwers

[00:54:28] Come on Tyler everyone gets to try Tyler. Alright, everyone does get a second throw to improve their time or improve their distance

[00:54:36] And we'll take the best one so

[00:54:44] Bro, I was gonna say if it's one throw and it gets zero

[00:54:47] I'm a lot of men, but we got a girl seven doesn't play we got food me be

[00:54:54] She's throwing the Cuba

[00:55:14] What's you get

[00:55:17] 2.62!

[00:55:21] Dude, unbiasedly, I would get, like, four.

[00:55:27] Well, currently beating Tyler won because it hit him a legal throw on the board.

[00:55:32] Dude, Tyler, please do not step on the line.

[00:55:35] Alright, and next up, we got Zoyle with Team U-Camping.

[00:55:42] Soil's throwing it!

[00:55:46] Oh my god!

[00:55:49] Soil's throwing it!

[00:55:54] Oh my god.

[00:55:56] He's grabbing it like a cupcake.

[00:56:00] Not first.

[00:56:03] Bro, Tyler might win this shit if he gets a good throw.

[00:56:12] 26 meters final distance Tyler. I need you Tyler, baby. I need you. We'll take a look at our

[00:56:18] Tyler I need you bro

[00:56:20] Please Tyler. Sorry Tyler. I need Tyler bro, but now also on a pixel. I didn't forget

[00:56:27] Where are you bro? It's gonna be two months. You're not Batman on a

[00:56:32] Stream every morning. I watch your streams, bro. I've been gooning for the last month not really

[00:56:37] Maybe goes for a minute of step. I

[00:56:39] I miss on it well if only goes two months

[00:56:45] Please on our own I just like a couple streams a week

[00:56:52] Your world's winning you tower has zero cuz he stepped on the line come on

[00:56:59] We need ready to do bad we need ready to do bad because his team's in first

[00:57:09] I don't think that's a bad idea.

[00:57:14] That's a good idea.

[00:57:18] It's like Braini style. He's using his legs.

[00:57:22] That's smart, right?

[00:57:24] I think Tyler's next.

[00:57:29] Tyler, literally just hit the top three.

[00:57:36] That will not improve their placement, but it'll make it harder for Tyler or Fumi.

[00:57:42] Tyler, just get top three, baby.

[00:57:45] Next up, give it up, one more time for Nicewig, with the All-Stars.

[00:57:53] All-Stars currently sitting in about fourth place.

[00:57:58] Nicewig is gigantic.

[00:57:59] Nicewig is gigantic.

[00:58:00] The first competition.

[00:58:01] Average Apex Legends player.

[00:58:03] All right.

[00:58:04] He is literally like Jack look at this guy. Look at this guy

[00:58:18] Wait, so is it where it rolls that throw is insane did he get first place?

[00:58:23] I don't know if it's enough to be France, but it's close, but it's close

[00:58:28] No, it's where it rolls. Oh my god

[00:58:31] 8.1, 2, just barely under the belt, but it locks down.

[00:58:40] If Tyler gets first on this throw, I'm going to kiss him on the face.

[00:58:44] At least temporarily.

[00:58:45] I mean, he's hacked, like, in his height.

[00:58:47] Tyler's probably the strongest there for his height.

[00:58:51] Hands down.

[00:58:52] He got everything there.

[00:58:53] All right.

[00:58:54] Tyler's such a chad.

[00:58:55] I need to get water out of this one.

[00:58:56] Is everyone's last attempt.

[00:58:57] Please, Tyler.

[00:58:58] Please, Tyler.

[00:59:01] And quick little update, by the way, for all competitors.

[00:59:05] Little update.

[00:59:07] After the Cuber toss, we are going to be jumping right into half and half.

[00:59:13] Me and Josephette.

[00:59:14] That's me and Josephette.

[00:59:15] That's me and Josephette.

[00:59:16] Cuber toss, little schedule update.

[00:59:17] That's me and Josephette.

[00:59:18] Due to some issues, mechanically.

[00:59:20] Alright, Danny Banz.

[00:59:22] All you.

[00:59:23] So my foot is locking from kicking, bro.

[00:59:26] like the top of my soul.

[00:59:41] Come on Tyler!

[00:59:51] That's far bro.

[00:59:53] I would throw like four four five four

[01:00:03] This is Tyler this is Tyler this is Tyler all right

[01:00:07] Please Tyler wait whoa, it's not that wait they're going from league challenger to league challenger

[01:00:17] That's a look

[01:00:19] Come on, Delta!

[01:00:21] He's so cute.

[01:00:23] Come on, Delta!

[01:00:25] Come on, Delta!

[01:00:27] You got this!

[01:00:33] Not bad.

[01:00:35] I don't think that was better than the first attempts.

[01:00:37] We'll measure it just to make sure.

[01:00:39] Bro, I thought in shot put,

[01:00:41] is it where it lands or rolls?

[01:00:43] Lands. That's what I thought.

[01:00:45] 6.1 meters second throw

[01:00:47] Will not be good enough to beat the first throw.

[01:00:52] So Team Canada holds the score they had.

[01:00:56] And now the pressure's on.

[01:00:58] Come on Tyler!

[01:00:59] Tyler please!

[01:01:01] Tyler please!

[01:01:02] Tyler!

[01:01:03] Please Tyler!

[01:01:06] Come on!

[01:01:07] He's got dad strength, dad strength, dad strength.

[01:01:11] Look at him, Jack.

[01:01:12] You're a side cheerin' on Tyler.

[01:01:13] Five roll challenger!

[01:01:15] Two thousand Elon Chess!

[01:01:17] Good, good form, good form.

[01:01:19] It's a great throw.

[01:01:21] It's a great throw.

[01:01:23] Ice in the veins.

[01:01:25] That rolled, that rolled, that rolled.

[01:01:27] Let's see the final measurement.

[01:01:29] It could be enough to beat Team Mexico.

[01:01:31] Yeah.

[01:01:33] We need that.

[01:01:35] 7.6 for Tyler 1.

[01:01:37] That's so impressive.

[01:01:39] Off the way to see the scoreboard.

[01:01:41] It's not enough to beat Joelle.

[01:01:43] It's not enough to beat Nice Wave.

[01:01:45] To beat Danny Bands and secure third place.

[01:01:47] That was good! Dude, that's fucking good!

[01:01:49] Okay, let's think.

[01:01:51] The international did bad. They're gonna drop.

[01:01:53] I like the one that Tyler went for on the first.

[01:01:55] Bro, All Stars is gonna be first. I'm gonna get a water. I'm gonna die.

[01:01:57] I think All Stars is gonna move to first, cause nice move to second.

[01:02:09] Okay.

[01:02:10] Thank you. Got it.

[01:02:11] So, water, anything you need.

[01:02:12] Yes. Thank you.

[01:02:15] Keep these gloves here. These are my lucky gloves.

[01:02:33] Alright, we got our first half of the solo.

[01:02:41] Technically it's individual, like solo duo, solo duo.

[01:02:45] I'm so sunburnt. Oh my god. It's almost time boys.

[01:02:55] Tato's going to get fourth. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad.

[01:03:10] Fourth in the cubertops will improve our rank.

[01:03:16] Judge, did I reapply sunscreen?

[01:03:21] I think I have some in my bag.

[01:03:26] Where?

[01:03:28] Lotion, yeah.

[01:03:31] Where?

[01:03:37] Lotion, yeah.

[01:03:41] Thank you.

[01:03:45] All right, me and Joe have to get first.

[01:03:47] Please.

[01:03:48] Me and Joe got to get first, bro.

[01:03:50] We need to start getting points.

[01:03:52] Fourth is good.

[01:03:54] That's going to improve our rank, because that might...

[01:03:58] Who was in front of us?

[01:03:59] of us canada canla did bad well canla did worse than us we might take fourth

[01:04:08] place out right instead of being tied

[01:04:17] coldy cancer maxing bro I use I use lotion like when I'm in the sun which

[01:04:22] is like once a month when I'm baking in the sun like I go into the sun every

[01:04:29] I go into the sun every day but it's just for like bits and pieces.

[01:04:34] Nice hairline, appreciate that bro.

[01:04:52] Barbers in copper. Oh my god half and half time. Go to Turkey bro. This is my

[01:05:04] hairline actually that bad. Go to Turkey. It's called a widow's peak.

[01:05:12] Don't forget bald spot. Hey Jinxy, what's your Barbers real job? It's a barber.

[01:05:19] My barber's a barber

[01:05:32] Is there a ball spot is there a ball spot it's both

[01:05:40] Is there both

[01:05:42] You ruined the furthest of everyone twice.

[01:05:45] Are you sure?

[01:05:46] He put France back on the map.

[01:05:48] Two.

[01:05:49] No, these are called Caldex.

[01:05:50] Very early initial day one.

[01:05:53] France is back.

[01:05:54] Goldy, yeah.

[01:05:55] I'm a little nervous.

[01:05:56] That's a lot pressure.

[01:05:57] Yes.

[01:05:59] And it's the last event.

[01:06:00] I'm ready to join the ball stepping up.

[01:06:02] Oh, god.

[01:06:04] Last night I said this was my dream scenario.

[01:06:06] I'm taking that back.

[01:06:07] You've got to get into it.

[01:06:08] You've got to get into it.

[01:06:10] Permanently ban your barber.

[01:06:11] I appreciate that bro.

[01:06:19] Chad, what place are we in now? 4th?

[01:06:27] Did you cut your own hair buddy?

[01:06:31] Hey bro, do you think I'm like 4 years old?

[01:06:35] You missed the M in your haircut.

[01:06:37] cut. You have about five haircuts left. Okay. Okay, my

[01:06:43] hairline's receding not bad. Your barber's controller

[01:06:46] disconnected.

[01:06:53] Where should I pop a Red Bull?

[01:06:54] It's too hot. It's too hot.

[01:07:01] Withered Kimmich.

[01:07:06] All right, it's time. Half and half. Thank you.

[01:07:09] I'm not reading chat. Lock in.

[01:07:11] Me and Joe Bart need to get first place.

[01:07:13] Anything short of first place is a failure.

[01:07:15] We need to get first place.

[01:07:16] We need all stars to do bad. We need international to do bad.

[01:07:19] All stars do bad. International does bad.

[01:07:22] If the stores do bad, international does bad, we need to get first place. Come on!

[01:07:27] Let's go, you fucking whore!

[01:07:36] This is gonna be cinema.

[01:07:45] Ready, Joe?

[01:07:47] Locked in.

[01:07:48] First place.

[01:07:49] I think we're going to get the points on what we've got here.

[01:07:54] We placed fourth in that, or probably...

[01:07:57] Who's that guy behind you?

[01:07:58] They need me what?

[01:08:00] Hi there, Red Mike.

[01:08:02] Well, we have to go over there.

[01:08:03] Oh, what's competing?

[01:08:04] You guys are going first.

[01:08:06] I

[01:08:17] Did it so cool seeing the sign

[01:08:20] What happened?

[01:08:22] You see how it goes

[01:08:25] Good again, dude again again. Yeah, good again

[01:08:28] Banana long way

[01:08:36] But I don't think they're gonna do banana again.

[01:08:38] Yeah, they're not gonna do banana again.

[01:08:39] Right?

[01:08:40] They'll do, like, zucchini or...

[01:08:41] Alright.

[01:08:42] Alright.

[01:08:43] Carrot, I love you, bro.

[01:08:44] Well, each time I see you, I just get in a better mood.

[01:08:47] Hey.

[01:08:48] I don't know how to explain it, bro.

[01:08:49] It's so nice of you, bro.

[01:08:50] It's like a Ryan Assange.

[01:08:51] It's like, bro, it just, like, lifts my mood.

[01:08:53] You're so stable.

[01:08:54] He's a bundle of joy.

[01:08:55] Oh, can you say that again?

[01:08:56] But, like, get an edit, like...

[01:08:57] You're so stable.

[01:08:58] Oh, it's like more, like, you gotta say something before they're like...

[01:09:01] You're just so stable, and then I'll cut to my edit.

[01:09:03] If an ounce is not natural, you try to ruin it.

[01:09:05] But at least he's stable.

[01:09:07] I see he loved me that one.

[01:09:09] He loved me that one.

[01:09:11] I'm ready, bro. I feel good.

[01:09:13] Yo, you gotta cut this off, bro.

[01:09:15] Look at me and Joe. Look how good we look.

[01:09:17] I'm looking at Joe's arms.

[01:09:19] And your arms.

[01:09:21] The chaffade?

[01:09:23] That's what I thought. Barrage!

[01:09:27] Joe, we need to win.

[01:09:29] Am I burnt?

[01:09:31] not nearly as much. You're slightly red. After this I gotta put fucking sunscreen.

[01:09:35] I just put on sunscreen. Bro it's the back of my neck and I forgot to do that.

[01:09:40] Whatever.

[01:09:41] We need international to do that and all sorts of things. Period.

[01:09:48] And they should, and if they, if we're at the advantage, I'm hoping that the items they

[01:09:55] give us are really wide in difference. Like, if they give us like Zucchinis, I hope there's like

[01:10:03] long, like curve, like anything random, because they're getting last pet, so if they get a shit

[01:10:09] hole, they'll just get out. And then they're last. Yeah. Chaddy, think I could hype up the crowd?

[01:10:17] Let's see if I can hype up the crowd.

[01:10:25] Yeah!

[01:10:40] Wait, was that too?

[01:10:55] Oh my god.

[01:11:08] I'm going to do every event in my cleats today to maximize comfort.

[01:11:22] Are you guys cutting?

[01:11:25] Good luck. Good luck.

[01:11:31] Did you guys have 0-0-0?

[01:11:32] Yeah. I googled items that are most likely...

[01:11:36] Like, I was like, throwing a party, playing half and half, what item should I use?

[01:11:41] And there was like, sponge, soap, eggplant, egg, you know, the fucking joke.

[01:11:47] So, we'll see.

[01:11:48] But then I watched the German game, there was Sprezzel.

[01:11:51] Oh, God.

[01:11:52] Like like a ginger root, which is like off the top. So I don't know. I did not get any intel. I tried oh god

[01:12:01] Yeah, I think it's gonna come down to like

[01:12:04] What item you pick like the weight because we were thinking like the heavier the item the more disparity

[01:12:10] There's gonna be you need light

[01:12:12] That's a good point.

[01:12:14] It's better because if you're off.

[01:12:16] We're like in the end of the line.

[01:12:18] We're four.

[01:12:20] You guys might be last.

[01:12:22] I don't think they're going to be that.

[01:12:24] It's going to be like the bananas where it's like

[01:12:26] like that.

[01:12:28] It'll get more obscure.

[01:12:30] Yeah.

[01:12:32] But I think the first round is going to be...

[01:12:34] Yeah.

[01:12:36] I don't want to lose first round.

[01:12:38] That's embarrassing.

[01:12:40] Already got seven points

[01:12:44] Which clip um where you go she practice so much I hope it knows dives I didn't say that

[01:12:56] Sitting at the baldy bonnet everyone was throwing them they're landing at our feet and you were like whipping them past

[01:13:01] I thought you were going to win.

[01:13:02] What happened?

[01:13:03] No, I'm not doing this.

[01:13:04] Unlucky in the win.

[01:13:05] You cursed me.

[01:13:06] I think it was like, really the strategy was just cheating.

[01:13:10] Like, cheating.

[01:13:11] Yeah, what did you think of that?

[01:13:12] He just bowled it up.

[01:13:13] Well, I was so focused on folding my airplane.

[01:13:15] I didn't look up and see if he did that.

[01:13:17] If I would have seen that, I would have inched it.

[01:13:19] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:13:20] What?

[01:13:21] What's the order?

[01:13:22] Nothing to do with that.

[01:13:23] I don't know.

[01:13:24] I don't know.

[01:13:25] I don't know.

[01:13:26] I don't know.

[01:13:27] I love my friends.

[01:13:30] Okay, and then Canada, you are next.

[01:13:36] Can I get a hand out?

[01:13:39] Canada goes fifth?

[01:13:42] No.

[01:13:43] Guys, I'm going to end up in the fourth place overall.

[01:13:45] Wow.

[01:13:47] That's good.

[01:13:49] We moved up.

[01:13:50] That's what I expected.

[01:13:52] I'm happy because they're not the first.

[01:13:54] I'm not sure what you're talking about.

[01:13:56] We wouldn't know what you're talking about.

[01:13:58] No, we're in fourth place.

[01:14:00] We're going to get all this shit.

[01:14:02] We're going to get some cheese.

[01:14:04] Got it.

[01:14:06] We're going to get some sex alive.

[01:14:08] Oh, hi!

[01:14:10] But I were far out the first time.

[01:14:12] So, and I just walked in and I said,

[01:14:14] you don't get on the board.

[01:14:16] We're out of here then.

[01:14:18] We would have been in, like, Saturday place.

[01:14:20] Yeah.

[01:14:22] I want to see the reveal. What are you up? What are you for the first topic?

[01:14:34] I'm gonna say like sponge. So that's what QT was saying.

[01:14:41] A bar of soup. Like she looked up on Google like what are common items used for happen at?

[01:14:46] They said when he was practicing, he said when it's a round item. So at some point it's gonna be like a melon

[01:14:54] or a cantaloupe

[01:14:56] That's like easy

[01:14:59] It's a cut in half soap could be crazy because it's hard and it'll play yeah, it's like

[01:15:04] Simple mess up. I think first object's easy. I think first object's just like a vegetable. I think I'm gonna prepare it

[01:15:12] The ends gonna be like a pizza a whole pizza. Yeah

[01:15:16] Yeah, we see you guys are catching up, we see you guys are catching up.

[01:15:21] Get hyped, we're on the other side.

[01:15:35] Dude, I feel taller in this.

[01:15:37] Yeah!

[01:15:39] Yeah, I want to get used to that.

[01:15:41] You know, like...

[01:15:42] You know, like...

[01:15:43] Okay, not in my...

[01:15:46] No, that's good.

[01:15:48] You think it's good?

[01:15:49] I mean, you have more grip, you know, fucking...

[01:15:52] Yeah, yeah, you're right.

[01:15:54] I can sink into the church.

[01:15:56] Oh my god.

[01:16:03] You're from Florida, right?

[01:16:18] You're used to this, brother.

[01:16:20] I'm used to like humidity.

[01:16:21] Dude, in Florida, it's like a hundred degrees and loud.

[01:16:24] Humid like sticky. This is like just it's humid. It's humid. This is not human

[01:16:30] bro this

[01:16:31] I'm gonna be a Florida guy. If you think this is humid you've never been to Florida. That's what everyone says

[01:16:39] What do you get swamp? That's like Disney World fucking terrible

[01:16:44] Yeah, Disney Land California, right? Yeah, Disneyland, but Disney World Swampland Orlando

[01:16:49] Orlando, Florida is the worst city in the world. Dude, you know in Florida there's a road called Alligator Alley

[01:16:54] It's just two hours of just swamps and gators and just drive right through it. You drive right through it.

[01:17:00] You should do a stream where you catch alligators. Yeah, that'd be like my last stream. I would just instantly die.

[01:17:06] No, you just go with a professional. Alligator, you never watch those videos where they like kill an antagonist. Is that TOS to like?

[01:17:14] No, it's like it depends if they're like. I don't know if you fucking killed an alligator on stream

[01:17:18] Oh, yeah

[01:17:21] But it's like it depends if an if an alligator's like fucking walking up your

[01:17:27] Because he's like no, but I'm saying if you're hunting for alligators

[01:17:30] But I don't think they kill them because my one of my best friend his dad was an alligator hunter

[01:17:35] They would just pack them up and release them. I think that's what I was told they catch release

[01:17:40] No, they get tags

[01:17:41] I don't know in Florida, but I used to watch shows they get a number

[01:17:44] It's a you got 40 tags you catch 40 gators next year you get more if you don't get the tags

[01:17:48] It's gonna be last every year.

[01:17:49] Really?

[01:17:50] Yeah.

[01:17:51] Bro, have you ever eaten alligator?

[01:17:54] I've had gator bites, like gator jails,

[01:17:56] so it's like better than chicken.

[01:17:58] It's saltier.

[01:18:00] Maybe I'm just saying that because I'm not used to it,

[01:18:02] like dude, but gator bites are good.

[01:18:04] Like the fried little like, you get a sauce, those are good.

[01:18:08] Everybody welcome.

[01:18:10] You just wanna enjoy.

[01:18:11] We're gonna do a bit.

[01:18:12] That looks like it's a recall.

[01:18:13] We're just gonna have a round of applause for everybody.

[01:18:16] We need like these teams to be good.

[01:18:25] In one of them?

[01:18:26] Yeah, I'm in like behind us.

[01:18:27] So it's not everybody who fucking sucks.

[01:18:29] Yes.

[01:18:30] We need to get first.

[01:18:31] Bro, if we get first, the dream is alive.

[01:18:33] First or second?

[01:18:34] I think if we do, I'm happy even if we get fucking top four.

[01:18:37] If we make the bracket, because you remember how we said it's battle royale until top four

[01:18:41] and then it's bracket.

[01:18:42] Yeah.

[01:18:43] If we get top four, if we go bracket, we get four.

[01:18:45] get fourth. Even if we lose we get third in that. Yeah. Because you go ahead and head for third and not only third.

[01:18:52] I think two people get chopped out first round and then two people get chopped out second round and then it's top four.

[01:18:59] So we have on paper a 75% chance. We just cut, we cut like we did, did you tell your child like we practiced?

[01:19:06] Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we cut a banana. We get like 0.03, 0.05, like I think the first people are going to fuck up.

[01:19:12] We literally just want two people to eat.

[01:19:14] I think first round's easy.

[01:19:15] Yes.

[01:19:16] And then it gets hard.

[01:19:17] But when you cut it, like, do you want to count down and just, like...

[01:19:21] Yeah, we have 60 seconds.

[01:19:22] We'll line it up and we'll go, no, no, and we'll be good to turn.

[01:19:26] Pause, ready, three, two, boom.

[01:19:28] Okay.

[01:19:29] Should I do two hands on it or one?

[01:19:30] Time's on the item.

[01:19:31] Time's on the...

[01:19:32] How hard is it to cut?

[01:19:33] Yeah.

[01:19:34] Okay.

[01:19:35] I think bull riding is next. Bull riding is next.

[01:19:47] It's supposed to be first, but we weren't supposed to be doing this right now.

[01:19:50] Yeah, we were supposed to be third.

[01:19:52] What is that inside her information inside her information inside her information

[01:20:09] So, what are you doing?

[01:20:11] Oh, it's soap.

[01:20:13] I didn't... I googled.

[01:20:15] She was training cutting soap at home.

[01:20:17] That's the one I was most scared about.

[01:20:19] She wasn't just cutting up on your soap.

[01:20:21] Yeah, that's what that looks like.

[01:20:23] Wait, soap is going to be hard because it's going to get a lot of pressure

[01:20:25] when it's going to just crack.

[01:20:27] Yeah, and then are they picking up the flakes?

[01:20:29] Yeah.

[01:20:31] Well, in the German, I watched the German show.

[01:20:33] They just pick up the two items.

[01:20:35] Yeah, that's what the German show does.

[01:20:37] He makes up rules and I'm like what the fuck you ever you're gonna pick up do you want to cut it like slow or just like

[01:20:43] I this would be a bad idea on that. I want to see how much it flakes

[01:20:49] What's up I

[01:20:55] Hope you like screams what they got do you want to lock it lock what the soap

[01:21:01] When we get up there we'll fucking evaluate.

[01:21:05] My scalp is like on fire.

[01:21:07] Did you spray sunscreen on your hair?

[01:21:09] You should.

[01:21:11] I should because I have no fucking scalp.

[01:21:13] Yep.

[01:21:15] You rock that buzz fade.

[01:21:17] Fits your head shape.

[01:21:19] Would you ever do like long hair now?

[01:21:21] I don't think I would ever do long hair.

[01:21:23] I always end up saying I'm going to do it and then I just kind of...

[01:21:25] Because I just hate the awkward stage.

[01:21:27] Yeah, awkward stage and it's annoying.

[01:21:29] Dude you just roll out that yeah, you know when your hair is that like this it's real. It's real weeks

[01:21:34] They didn't it didn't crash

[01:21:40] What they do what they do, oh, it's you can't get to check

[01:21:50] Wait that looks

[01:21:59] Dude, instinctively, I so badly want to throw a fucking football at that crowd.

[01:22:07] Yeah.

[01:22:09] They had a very poor reaction, like it's bad.

[01:22:15] Four?

[01:22:17] Five.

[01:22:19] Five.

[01:22:20] What is five grams?

[01:22:22] What is five grams?

[01:22:23] What is that?

[01:22:25] What is that?

[01:22:27] Five grams.

[01:22:28] What is that 0.05 gram?

[01:22:32] You're the only one that uses other shit.

[01:22:35] The real number, it's like the normal one.

[01:22:38] What is that 0.0 something kilograms?

[01:22:40] It's like a kilogram is a thousand grams.

[01:22:45] So they're like 0.05?

[01:22:49] Okay.

[01:22:52] Kilogram is a thousand.

[01:22:54] Kilograms?

[01:22:55] So is kilo like perfect like better like you want kilo on this? No, no

[01:23:01] He was like a thousand yes

[01:23:09] American education

[01:23:15] Kilo bites and bites the same thing they would have gotten point oh oh five

[01:23:25] That's not bad.

[01:23:29] Dude, that's scary.

[01:23:30] Like, I know you want them to do bad,

[01:23:32] but it would be safer if the people in front of us suck.

[01:23:36] Just to make sure.

[01:23:37] Yeah.

[01:23:45] Okay, .005.

[01:23:46] We got .03 on the banana.

[01:23:48] .03.

[01:23:50] But they were unhappy with that guy.

[01:23:52] It makes you think like are they are they gonna get like 0.01 yeah, like what's good

[01:24:07] I feel like they're like look at that. Why are they they're coming in at a diagonal

[01:24:12] Bro, do you even want to use that thing? Do you want to use the cutter? Do you want to just eyeball eyeball?

[01:24:18] Because I feel like more could go wrong in those things

[01:24:22] I don't know because I think like they're using the cutter things. We might just hide all I don't know

[01:24:29] Because they put it in the cutter and then it's the holder of the little holder

[01:24:34] We're thinking about either putting it die-adding

[01:24:48] There's a scowl

[01:24:50] That's bad because then we're like gassing brother taking

[01:24:55] We're still cutting it the other team is instinct

[01:24:58] They're still cutting it. No, I think they cut it, but it didn't go all the way through

[01:25:03] That looks kind of

[01:25:07] Can they beat five grams

[01:25:11] Maybe we should use I don't know I gotta look at it closer. Yeah, I think everyone's gonna use the holder

[01:25:17] And it's 38 grams.

[01:25:19] 38 grams?

[01:25:20] No.

[01:25:21] The first one was 30.

[01:25:22] This is the 40.

[01:25:23] 38.

[01:25:24] We'll bring you to time.

[01:25:25] GenC, GenC, GenC.

[01:25:26] Top of the afternoon, bro.

[01:25:28] Top of the afternoon, bro.

[01:25:29] Here you go.

[01:25:30] Here's one.

[01:25:32] And it's 40.

[01:25:34] 40, 8.

[01:25:35] That's 10.

[01:25:36] Yeah, that's 10 grams.

[01:25:38] That's 10 grams?

[01:25:40] Yeah.

[01:25:42] So, 401.

[01:25:44] It's like a flower pot, the holder's the weird part.

[01:26:00] How should we cut that?

[01:26:02] Dude, I don't know.

[01:26:03] We have to wind it up perfectly and hold it up.

[01:26:07] Like perfectly.

[01:26:08] I feel like the soaps aren't going to be different at all.

[01:26:24] It's like factory pressed soaps.

[01:26:27] Yeah, these ones don't flake either.

[01:26:29] Do you think, oh my god, how do you cut them?

[01:26:34] It's like a full, like, pouring flower line.

[01:26:38] We're looking at that.

[01:26:41] Now, we're coming up here.

[01:26:43] Bro, how do we cut that?

[01:26:47] I think we line it up.

[01:26:48] I don't think we fucking use that.

[01:26:50] You don't want to?

[01:26:50] I would rather be able to, like, maneuver better.

[01:26:54] Eyeball, kind of hold.

[01:26:56] Bro, it looks uneven, too, like.

[01:27:01] Oh, god.

[01:27:03] It's elevated at one part.

[01:27:07] Bro, it's elevated at the-

[01:27:09] Do you think you cut it down the spout?

[01:27:12] That's what I was thinking,

[01:27:13] but that's gonna be hard to line up.

[01:27:23] I have to like put it into the plate.

[01:27:26] Why are we practicing our fucking banana?

[01:27:27] First thing's a flower pot.

[01:27:30] So long shape flower.

[01:27:39] 15 that year, 48 went down the spout.

[01:27:45] The point of five.

[01:27:46] Mr. University Alumni Team, 48.

[01:27:49] They went down the spout.

[01:27:50] And now it's bad.

[01:27:51] Bad.

[01:27:52] They lost.

[01:27:55] Bro, what did you do?

[01:27:56] Then you're eyeballing,

[01:27:57] your eyeballing, like, how much that spout weighs.

[01:28:00] What if we start on the fixed side

[01:28:02] and then tuck into the spout?

[01:28:05] Like, start on the fixed side.

[01:28:06] Wait, they're going.

[01:28:09] I don't know, I feel like the way they did it,

[01:28:11] we'll see, but I feel like that might be better.

[01:28:13] Bad news.

[01:28:17] Oh, I don't know.

[01:28:18] Please make it fun, man.

[01:28:20] Wait, they have like, there's just like,

[01:28:23] I'm not even the same, they didn't go down the middle.

[01:28:27] That's not me. It's third winning. It went 43, 48, 42. Third winning.

[01:28:35] 33 grams, 9 grams.

[01:28:44] 9, 10 and 9. So we just have to do Federer and we have to get 8. 8 or less. And you're in.

[01:28:50] Eight or less.

[01:28:52] We did .03 on the banana.

[01:28:54] An animal's like that.

[01:28:58] Dude, I don't know how it looks exactly,

[01:29:00] but I think we go fifth part into this problem.

[01:29:04] See, you want to cut the spout in half though.

[01:29:06] Yeah, I want to go right down the middle.

[01:29:08] Yeah, but we'll angle it a diagonal so it looks...

[01:29:13] Got it.

[01:29:18] Thanks, sir.

[01:29:20] There's that out, got it.

[01:29:24] Let's see!

[01:29:26] There you go.

[01:29:28] There's Red Bull in there.

[01:29:30] How heavy is that camera?

[01:29:50] Yeah, yeah, nothing wrong with that.

[01:29:53] Put your left hand over the top, put it on your shoulder, and I'll put it on.

[01:29:58] Put your hand through this handle, up here.

[01:30:00] Put it there, through your hand.

[01:30:02] And here.

[01:30:04] Put your hand in this.

[01:30:06] Put your hand right here.

[01:30:08] Put your finger through underneath.

[01:30:11] I have no idea.

[01:30:13] Just move my hand.

[01:30:14] Yeah, I was trying to see where you were going.

[01:30:16] Look through this hole.

[01:30:18] Oh, hell yeah.

[01:30:20] You can lean back a little bit.

[01:30:22] Wow, it looks like we have like unlimited time.

[01:30:39] They cut it in half, they didn't go spouting.

[01:30:43] If theirs is bad, we do spout.

[01:30:46] Spout.

[01:30:47] I'm leaning towards spout.

[01:30:50] What's up? Oh, that's bad.

[01:31:00] What a big one. That's why no one listens to the audience.

[01:31:03] 41 brands united today.

[01:31:06] All right, Joe, you ready?

[01:31:36] two great friends they met each other in person for the first time on Friday give it up for

[01:31:44] team USA Jeezy and Joe Bart just keep applauding for that one mic in the

[01:31:55] USA! USA! USA! USA!

[01:32:00] USA! USA! USA!

[01:32:08] Alright, come on up.

[01:32:12] Jinxie, Joe Barr, how you guys feeling?

[01:32:14] You guys don't have a time limit yet.

[01:32:18] Talk me through the thought process, which bar soaked you on.

[01:32:25] Um, I feel like the smaller the better.

[01:32:29] That one looks like it has cracks.

[01:32:32] Thoughts on this one.

[01:32:34] And we cut it like that.

[01:32:37] Yeah.

[01:32:38] All right.

[01:32:39] All right.

[01:32:40] Gentlemen, you have one minute starting now.

[01:32:46] Talk through it.

[01:32:47] Do we want to use the holder?

[01:32:49] We could use the holder.

[01:32:52] We use the holder here.

[01:32:54] And what are you thinking?

[01:32:56] Like, I feel like I want to move this back.

[01:33:00] Like, we're going to have to, you got to think like,

[01:33:01] if we cut it like that, let's just hold it, don't slice.

[01:33:06] Just so you get an eyeball feel.

[01:33:09] You can put it down, put it down, put it down,

[01:33:11] don't slice, but just like grasp it.

[01:33:14] That to me looks, no, you go a little lat,

[01:33:16] or a little this way.

[01:33:17] So,

[01:33:18] Wait, wait, wait, you go a little, a little this way?

[01:33:25] Yeah.

[01:33:26] Ready?

[01:33:27] Three, two, one, go.

[01:33:28] The cut has been made.

[01:33:29] I don't know.

[01:33:30] That looks...

[01:33:31] Lades up, gentlemen.

[01:33:32] Lades up.

[01:33:33] That looks real bad.

[01:33:34] Are you guys to move on?

[01:33:37] That looks real bad.

[01:33:38] The difference between these two needs to be less than nine grams.

[01:33:43] Jinxie, you want to tell me, do you think this is less than nine gram difference?

[01:33:46] No.

[01:33:47] I think this one's heavier, by far.

[01:33:52] That's what we got here. Maybe it's 8 grams?

[01:33:56] Alright, well, let's do your small piece first.

[01:34:00] 32, 33.

[01:34:01] That is 33 grams.

[01:34:04] So, if this is 42 grams or less, you will tie her beats.

[01:34:10] Okay, the last place, second to last place team.

[01:34:13] 33 grams for the first one, second one.

[01:34:15] 51.

[01:34:17] 51 grams.

[01:34:21] That is a 18 gram difference between the two.

[01:34:27] Gentlemen, do you want to keep these in souvenirs?

[01:34:29] No.

[01:34:31] Absolutely not.

[01:34:32] So currently, in last place, is Team USA,

[01:34:36] followed by the alumni.

[01:34:39] We needed it.

[01:34:40] And congratulations, Team France.

[01:34:42] You are safe moving on to the next round.

[01:34:49] So it seems like friendship alone.

[01:34:52] Unless two teams like the bombs here, like absent.

[01:35:01] But that's not going to happen.

[01:35:03] Yeah, we're fucking out.

[01:35:05] That's so shit.

[01:35:06] How many grams did we end up getting?

[01:35:08] 18 gram difference.

[01:35:15] Yo, come over here.

[01:35:17] We got...

[01:35:24] Bro, we got second bro.

[01:35:26] I think cutting this out was the play.

[01:35:30] I should have moved you more left.

[01:35:32] On my end, you had to go right.

[01:35:34] And then when we slid down, I think we moved.

[01:35:37] And it's caught like this and then it was actually gigantic. I can't see this like I can't see

[01:35:46] That's so fucking bad we get zero points on this man. Yeah, if we get zero it's we're like funny like there's no

[01:35:55] We're not fully out

[01:35:57] We'd have to be one probably go from four. We'll probably go from fourth to like six

[01:36:07] That is bad.

[01:36:11] The axis is gigantic.

[01:36:15] It's so oversized.

[01:36:18] You're cutting a flower pot, so we were like, we're going to cut it down the middle.

[01:36:21] We have the angle okay, and then you're slicing, but you can't see

[01:36:25] what it looks like. Right after we left the fucking thing out, we got that.

[01:36:29] There was one heavy side and one...

[01:36:32] They look bad.

[01:36:33] Hey, we have more gains. It's okay.

[01:36:35] Keep the morale up, keep, look your heads up.

[01:36:37] I mean, I'm like depressed.

[01:36:39] I know, we don't have a chance.

[01:36:41] There's so many games today.

[01:36:42] We got Dodge Law.

[01:36:43] I'm just a soul.

[01:36:44] I'm like, I don't want to put pressure on you.

[01:36:47] Why do you have to go for driving?

[01:36:49] If we don't place in bull riding.

[01:36:51] At least top four, right?

[01:36:53] Yeah, four's good.

[01:36:54] I got it.

[01:36:55] If we get top four first in Dodge.

[01:36:56] We'll have a dodge ball.

[01:36:57] We'll have a good dodge ball.

[01:36:58] Simon says, we gotta get clean.

[01:37:00] Simon says, on God, we should rock to Simon says.

[01:37:04] Dude, maybe watch last year's footage and just kill it.

[01:37:08] It was hard though, I tried it.

[01:37:10] He goes like, he goes like, everybody hands up, hands up, switch, switch, something says switch.

[01:37:15] He goes like this, so like, it's mostly just like...

[01:37:17] It was so fast, like really fast.

[01:37:19] There's a time where it goes pretty fast.

[01:37:21] It goes pretty fast.

[01:37:22] You got 80 grand.

[01:37:24] The guys are pro at it.

[01:37:26] One place for the overall. Before I lose my shit, one place for the overall.

[01:37:29] We're in last.

[01:37:31] Blue guys, not even second to last.

[01:37:33] Last, so we're gonna get zero points from that.

[01:37:36] And our tournament lives are over.

[01:37:38] I will fucking, I will put my life on dodgeball.

[01:37:41] I will put my life on dodgeball.

[01:37:42] We need to get first first.

[01:37:43] Every single thing.

[01:37:44] No, no, no, no.

[01:37:44] We need to get first in dodgeball.

[01:37:46] I think we get first in PKs.

[01:37:48] And then if we place on Bull Rodding and Simon Says,

[01:37:50] we're fine.

[01:37:51] I'm so serious.

[01:37:52] That was bad though.

[01:37:53] Tyler, have you seen the flower box?

[01:37:55] We're using a fucking meat cleaver.

[01:37:57] It's diagonal, it's diagonal.

[01:37:59] It's a diagonal flower box.

[01:38:01] I'm gonna crash out. Everybody else had no problem, guys.

[01:38:05] Everybody else could do it.

[01:38:07] Last place, Joe.

[01:38:08] Oh, it's a technical event.

[01:38:10] I think girls are way better at that event than dudes.

[01:38:13] Girls are way better at that event.

[01:38:15] Dude, it's Chris Hattie's hands.

[01:38:17] We were terrible.

[01:38:18] Because girls have steadier hands.

[01:38:20] Like, that we were horrible.

[01:38:22] Oh my god, we should have fucking done that.

[01:38:24] We should have done bull riding.

[01:38:27] Oh my god.

[01:38:28] I think girls are way better at that.

[01:38:30] We're the only team of two dudes. We slice it, pick it up, and I go.

[01:38:34] It's like, why are you guys the only guys in here?

[01:38:37] It's because of the, yeah, it's itself. It's like, too much of an athlete.

[01:38:42] Not because it goes so far. I didn't know what the full event even was.

[01:38:45] I knew we were cutting shit, but I didn't know if we were, like, cutting or, like, that.

[01:38:48] Like, I didn't know if it was gonna be like that or that.

[01:38:51] Yeah. Way better than us.

[01:38:55] Like, it's like a saw.

[01:38:58] It's a cube saw and it's a diagonal soap bar.

[01:39:01] He's back in five gloves and we're trying to stare at him.

[01:39:04] We're wearing gloves you'd use for a tree on like a soap bar that big.

[01:39:07] I'm not trying to wear them to your camera right now.

[01:39:09] I think I would have done better than you and-

[01:39:11] Hey, you man, you mind up!

[01:39:12] How did it get last?

[01:39:13] Last!

[01:39:15] Joe, you need to watch yourself.

[01:39:16] You took off the sack.

[01:39:17] I think right now, I think right now,

[01:39:18] that you can find your points for your event.

[01:39:22] And my second place in the 100, I think we are still even.

[01:39:26] There's your shot.

[01:39:27] I got three of that, and I got 30 points.

[01:39:32] I messed up volleyball and this.

[01:39:35] You are a team, and we can still win.

[01:39:38] We can still put back our friend.

[01:39:39] We're a really good at points right now.

[01:39:41] We were the only, oh my god, we're so bad at that.

[01:39:43] Oh my god.

[01:39:44] Oh, I think it's an event for you guys.

[01:39:46] Bro, we're the best.

[01:39:48] Look at this.

[01:39:50] Bro, what place is that for all of us?

[01:39:52] Sixth.

[01:39:53] We got zero.

[01:39:54] Mexico, or no, UK?

[01:39:55] Maybe Mexico.

[01:39:56] We're gonna make it six.

[01:39:57] UK and Schumer alumni did terrible.

[01:39:59] Are you ready guys?

[01:40:00] Yeah.

[01:40:01] Gotcha.

[01:40:02] Yeah, you got Gatorade on the floor right too.

[01:40:07] You're okay.

[01:40:09] Dead last.

[01:40:10] Listen, you're gonna let this,

[01:40:12] you're gonna let this evict you, come on.

[01:40:14] No, no.

[01:40:15] They put on your clips, come on.

[01:40:16] Don't fall, be great.

[01:40:17] Think about your clips from yesterday.

[01:40:18] You did great.

[01:40:19] Put that on your,

[01:40:20] look at that.

[01:40:20] There you go, there you go.

[01:40:21] We should not have did that, man.

[01:40:23] I know, I look around and I'm like,

[01:40:25] Wait, I'm like, the dynamic duo, we just fucking tech-wise.

[01:40:29] Every team is two girls, I'm like, wait, what?

[01:40:32] What line am I in right now?

[01:40:33] Girls are just way more precise, bro.

[01:40:35] That was dude-ing.

[01:40:37] There's so many guys who remember, though.

[01:40:39] At the end of the day, there was a day

[01:40:40] where you started to get your ironed for,

[01:40:42] and you got this silver,

[01:40:43] and no one believed you could get ironed.

[01:40:45] So now there's a chance that even though you're fifth,

[01:40:47] you could bring this shit to at least top two.

[01:40:49] If you just walk in like it's-

[01:40:51] It's a big case.

[01:40:51] Exactly, it's not about the events that you guys lost.

[01:40:54] It's about the fact that there's still two left.

[01:40:56] I love you, guys.

[01:40:57] You know what's gonna determine

[01:40:57] whether or not we're still in it?

[01:40:58] I know we throw.

[01:40:59] What determines whether or not we're still in it

[01:41:00] is if the top four teams don't do well.

[01:41:04] They shit the bed, and then we go off.

[01:41:05] Everybody shits the bed.

[01:41:07] Bottom teams move off a little bit,

[01:41:08] and then it's just evens.

[01:41:09] We gotta get first place, dodge ball?

[01:41:10] First place, penalties, period.

[01:41:12] We need two first place events.

[01:41:13] And we have to place inside.

[01:41:14] If Mari gets first place, that'd be so clutch.

[01:41:16] Oh my gosh.

[01:41:17] I'm telling you guys,

[01:41:18] I don't even think she needs to get first place.

[01:41:19] I think she gets top four in goal riding.

[01:41:21] You wanna keep her?

[01:41:22] Yeah, ask keep her.

[01:41:23] Honestly, y'all don't win off you because most keepers aren't going to be fucking with you.

[01:41:28] Yes.

[01:41:29] Get good saves every time.

[01:41:30] Always look at their plans for every time.

[01:41:32] It's heavy keeper.

[01:41:33] I feel like Tony's so heavy shooters too.

[01:41:35] Yeah.

[01:41:36] Also, most of them look where they're...

[01:41:38] Yeah, exactly.

[01:41:39] They look exactly like...

[01:41:40] Look at that thing.

[01:41:41] What's up?

[01:41:42] How you doing, man?

[01:41:43] Yo, Jinzy!

[01:41:44] What's up?

[01:41:45] What you guys doing?

[01:41:46] What you guys thought?

[01:41:47] We got last place.

[01:41:48] We're in different...

[01:41:49] It happened.

[01:41:50] We were so sad.

[01:41:51] I didn't even know why I'm not doing this.

[01:41:53] I'm thinking too much electrolytes.

[01:41:55] Best of my high.

[01:41:57] No, not my electrolytes.

[01:41:59] You took Gary.

[01:42:01] Gary?

[01:42:03] G-A-R-R-I. What is that?

[01:42:05] My electrolytes.

[01:42:07] I never even heard of that.

[01:42:09] Let me show you that.

[01:42:11] So you have wallo electrolytes?

[01:42:13] No, no, no. I have eye electrolytes.

[01:42:15] So what about Harry?

[01:42:17] Let me show you.

[01:42:19] I'm gonna go put on like Sunscreen

[01:42:29] We should not have done that event. Oh my god

[01:42:33] Every team I'm pretty sure every team was two girls

[01:42:36] Girls are just way more precise with that. We were horrible

[01:42:41] Bro, I thought we were gonna be like cutting items. Oh

[01:42:46] My god

[01:42:48] Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. You're a legend. Thank you so much

[01:43:08] It felt so good and then right when we cut it it was done

[01:43:11] I would have been like, oh, that sucks, but we're like, we got points.

[01:43:18] You know what I always think about?

[01:43:21] When you look at the end of the rainbow, there'll be a pot of gold, so we're fine.

[01:43:25] Yeah, but, Yana, one time I went to the end of the rainbow and it just disappeared.

[01:43:30] You want to know what, though?

[01:43:32] Even if there's nothing at the end of the rainbow, you're still live at the end of the day, am I right, guys?

[01:43:36] Like, come on, why are we so bummed out? Our team did great.

[01:43:39] You're right, Yana.

[01:43:41] We have now this after like the record ball.

[01:43:44] We have this opportunity in those new games.

[01:43:48] We're hiring.

[01:43:50] I'm going to try so fucking hard in penalty kicks.

[01:43:53] I'm going to be like sweating.

[01:43:58] Yeah, we'll do good in dodgeball.

[01:44:02] We need to like win an event or two.

[01:44:05] We need to win like two of the next four events.

[01:44:08] Yeah

[01:44:10] Either Mari and bull riding or one of us needs to get first and Simon says we need to get first

[01:44:16] We don't have a first in any event

[01:44:23] I mean I might be good I used to watch Swifter says videos on Call of Duty

[01:44:31] You're comparing fucking Swifter says I

[01:44:34] I hosted Simon Says in Siege.

[01:44:38] That means literally nothing for this.

[01:44:41] But the thing is, here's my mindset.

[01:44:44] Hands on head, hands on head.

[01:44:45] Oh, Simon says that, Simon says that.

[01:44:46] It's not Simon Says.

[01:44:48] It's witness shit.

[01:44:48] Shoot in the air.

[01:44:51] Here is the jersey off.

[01:44:53] Are you wearing our jersey though?

[01:44:54] Yo, let's witness shit.

[01:44:58] Oh, little for a light.

[01:44:59] What do you got?

[01:45:00] He has like fucking.

[01:45:01] I know what I'm doing, you're gonna pop one on ten years later.

[01:45:12] What they said were not last.

[01:45:15] No, what?

[01:45:16] They said were not last.

[01:45:17] Were not last?

[01:45:18] No, they're not last.

[01:45:19] No.

[01:45:20] They'll live.

[01:45:21] You're fucking lying.

[01:45:22] You'll live, bro.

[01:45:23] No, we're not, we're not last.

[01:45:24] Can you stop that?

[01:45:25] They're saying it in the chat, they're spamming.

[01:45:28] We're not last in the cutting event.

[01:45:30] No.

[01:45:30] We're overall.

[01:45:32] Well, OK, no.

[01:45:33] How do you know we did get eliminated?

[01:45:34] You know, but are we last in the cutting act?

[01:45:36] No.

[01:45:37] Just all stars and that's got eliminated.

[01:45:40] Yes.

[01:45:40] Ooh, all stars got eliminated.

[01:45:42] Good.

[01:45:42] We're bottom two.

[01:45:43] They did worse than us.

[01:45:45] Katie and Katie got seven.

[01:45:46] No, we're second to last.

[01:45:48] We got seven.

[01:45:49] Seven.

[01:45:49] We got one.

[01:45:50] But all stars fucks up.

[01:45:51] That's kind of good.

[01:45:52] All stars fucks up.

[01:45:54] But that's terrible.

[01:45:55] You guys, you just got to.

[01:45:56] I do this.

[01:45:58] Look at this shit.

[01:45:58] I do this.

[01:45:59] Yeah.

[01:45:59] Can I show you what I do?

[01:46:02] That's what I do.

[01:46:03] Pop.

[01:46:04] Pop.

[01:46:06] No.

[01:46:08] No.

[01:46:08] It's like a drill circle.

[01:46:10] No.

[01:46:10] You got to hear the clap.

[01:46:11] I got it.

[01:46:12] No.

[01:46:12] And then slide.

[01:46:13] Oh.

[01:46:15] I just do that.

[01:46:18] A seventh, bro.

[01:46:19] That's one point.

[01:46:20] Hey, we got, we're on the board.

[01:46:22] What are we, all stores do?

[01:46:24] They got last.

[01:46:25] Bro.

[01:46:26] Wait.

[01:46:26] That's good.

[01:46:27] They were the first place team.

[01:46:29] That's good.

[01:46:29] No, they're not first place.

[01:46:30] Overall, they were second or first international.

[01:46:33] So that's still good.

[01:46:34] They dropped.

[01:46:35] Did we get a seven from that?

[01:46:38] Tyler!

[01:46:39] And the cut is done.

[01:46:41] That was quick.

[01:46:42] It took 10 seconds to do that.

[01:46:43] And we got a seven from that.

[01:46:45] That's like huge.

[01:46:46] If all starts, I don't think we got last.

[01:46:49] Which is one?

[01:46:50] That's good.

[01:46:51] We got eight.

[01:46:52] Last is at top two right now.

[01:46:54] Awesome.

[01:46:55] Yeah.

[01:46:57] That's really good.

[01:47:07] And then if they can get, do bad in dodgeball.

[01:47:13] First in dodgeball.

[01:47:15] I think you're a top 3.

[01:47:17] You're going to be a unit in dodgeball?

[01:47:19] You're fast, but you're hard to hit.

[01:47:21] I can catch everything.

[01:47:23] In games.

[01:47:24] Oh, you can catch.

[01:47:25] Remember that, you can catch. It's the DC how small the balls are.

[01:47:28] Alright! Team UK are moving on!

[01:47:31] Those are going to be hard to catch.

[01:47:32] It's a throw.

[01:47:33] I was a fucking tank in dodgeball.

[01:47:36] I'm not a green catcher, but I'm a good dodger.

[01:47:38] Yeah.

[01:47:39] Shit, but I can catch a dodge.

[01:47:41] My throw is like man, but I'm a rare and I dodge shit.

[01:47:45] That's like...

[01:47:49] Here we go.

[01:47:55] yeah let's practice this yeah cuz like first apples would have been easy

[01:48:08] They're like heavier, but dude.

[01:48:33] So, time out.

[01:48:35] Time out.

[01:48:37] Time out.

[01:48:39] Time out.

[01:48:41] That adds some heat on it.

[01:48:43] So, if you can get this square.

[01:48:45] Yes.

[01:48:47] Okay.

[01:48:49] There's gonna be...

[01:48:51] Well, because anytime you mess, the ball's gonna...

[01:48:53] So, there's gonna be mats to try and catch them.

[01:48:55] So, time out.

[01:48:57] Because otherwise, say you fucking miss. All the balls are...

[01:48:59] Dude, I'm so much happier that we didn't get that last.

[01:49:01] get that last and the fact that it's all stars it's really good bro how much you

[01:49:05] want to bet it's just because they had the worst so because they like with

[01:49:08] second-class like I bet you the first soaps were like decent it was the one

[01:49:13] you remember the one we were staring at and it looked funny and it was like

[01:49:15] crack yes that looks like an assault that one was probably like hollow on the

[01:49:20] Inside

[01:49:23] It's really gonna be like springing up getting at grabbing to

[01:49:30] Just throwing fucking side wine. Yeah, side wine

[01:49:41] Good enough thing if you get close to the net like yeah, you're more likely to get hit

[01:49:45] But you're more likely to have something like if you run up to man, I'm gonna get in people's faces

[01:49:49] I'm just gonna dodge everything

[01:49:58] Okay

[01:50:19] Team Mexico was telling us to do it farther away from the scout side and we just believed them.

[01:50:26] So we put it down in the middle and moved it away from the scout side.

[01:50:32] Team Mexico told us they were like, can't fuck with us if we didn't believe it.

[01:50:36] Team Mexico was like, put it away from the scout side, cut it down in the middle,

[01:50:41] but just leave a little bit more on the scout side.

[01:50:44] And so I didn't even know if that's what they did.

[01:50:46] That's just what they told us.

[01:50:47] So we get up there and put it down in the middle and then move it away from the spell side and it was so...

[01:50:52] It's so hard when you're lining it up, you're going, oh that looks fine.

[01:50:55] You cut it and then right when you pick it up you go.

[01:50:57] No, the one side was just so smaller.

[01:51:01] It was like 20 on one side and 50 on the other side.

[01:51:03] It was like two years ago.

[01:51:04] When we did ours, it was like first side 32 I went.

[01:51:10] I wish we started with apples.

[01:51:12] I was like apples are easier.

[01:51:13] I was like apples are easier.

[01:51:14] Yeah.

[01:51:14] Hey guys, you're not lost.

[01:51:15] Yeah, we lost.

[01:51:19] Well, you lost last time.

[01:51:20] Yeah.

[01:51:25] We got to just win some events, man.

[01:51:28] We got to really win some events here.

[01:51:31] We got to win.

[01:51:45] It's time. Red Bull gives you wings.

[01:51:58] Are they cold? Yeah, they are pretty cold.

[01:52:03] I do not want you to know. It's time. I haven't had a Red Bull today.

[01:52:09] What is Sudakshmi?

[01:52:11] What?

[01:52:12] Is that just me in the line?

[01:52:15] I don't know.

[01:52:17] In what language?

[01:52:20] There's no water?

[01:52:22] No, it's just red blood, bro.

[01:52:25] My heart's gonna, like, explode.

[01:52:29] Ow!

[01:52:34] Ugh.

[01:52:34] He's bull riding next.

[01:52:41] Bull riding is next.

[01:52:43] He's always going to spin.

[01:52:45] He's already on bull riding.

[01:52:46] Got this.

[01:52:47] Hug the fuck, like tighten your legs.

[01:52:51] And then literally, literally just lean opposite direction when it's spinning one way.

[01:52:57] Know that he's going to turn at the other.

[01:53:01] So like lean, so like if you're going this way and then it costs you're gonna fall. So like lean, knowing

[01:53:10] Yeah, I mean it's just like that like have you ever done like paddle boarding or

[01:53:15] You've done bull riding

[01:53:18] You've never you've never done making a little more riding. No

[01:53:21] All right. Well, it's just gonna be literally like strength hold

[01:53:25] balance with other arm using and

[01:53:27] And when it bucks you'll like just go the opposite so if it bucks back and forward and then it'll go the other way

[01:53:35] You just always want to go the opposite

[01:53:46] And honestly

[01:53:48] We're lucky we're lucky too because you're not I the way they've been doing this you're not gonna go first

[01:53:54] so you're going to be able to see everything and how he's controlling it.

[01:53:58] Okay, cool.

[01:54:00] Wait, who goes first? USA?

[01:54:03] We're both heading now. I think they're going to do it in the same way where...

[01:54:07] Well, now it's like the...in this one, the top teams go last.

[01:54:11] I would assume bull riding the top teams go first.

[01:54:17] And we're in, like, probably sixth now.

[01:54:19] Wait, but you do know you only hold on to it with one hand.

[01:54:22] Okay, that's the rule, yeah, it's just one hand on it.

[01:54:26] One hand can't fall off.

[01:54:28] I think you got it.

[01:54:29] Yeah, she's got it.

[01:54:30] We're gonna be fine, guys.

[01:54:35] Imagine it's a real bull.

[01:54:37] Is anyone, like, troll doing it?

[01:54:39] Like, it's like Ron doing it or anyone?

[01:54:41] I...no, Ron's not doing it.

[01:54:44] I think there are some people that are troll doing it.

[01:54:47] I think bull riding is a genuine toss-up on who...

[01:54:51] I don't think there's gonna be anybody that's like prepared

[01:54:55] Martin's doing it

[01:54:58] Yeah, and then they yell at us

[01:55:01] They're heavy

[01:55:02] Tell her they're heavy and squishy. Not heavy. They're small, but they're like you could side-wide like you're all one at all

[01:55:08] Yeah, yeah, you're gonna have a net up so like you mess it like backwards, but when you when I'm throwing them

[01:55:15] I'm not like overhand. I'm literally like oh you wouldn't know like

[01:55:18] You did a try hard. You did the overheads, the volleyball serve as well. Okay, that's good. Those are the annoying players.

[01:55:24] And you hit him in the chest.

[01:55:26] Now yours did curve.

[01:55:27] The one you threw to me went like that.

[01:55:34] Dude, I just, I feel like we fucked that.

[01:55:38] I just wish we had got, I need to do it on the side.

[01:55:40] I'm just making the same round.

[01:55:41] I'm last one. It's not even, oh we got one point. I'm happy that all stars did that.

[01:55:45] Yeah, got zero and one points like whatever

[01:55:49] But now it's like that team shifts down with us. We need to enter like below state for the last like Simon

[01:55:57] Yeah, yeah

[01:56:01] Yeah, I'm gonna suck it the only individual event left in the whole event is mechanical

[01:56:05] All right, that's it.

[01:56:06] There's no other individual.

[01:56:08] I think it's like Simon says to you,

[01:56:10] he's like, oh, like just listen for,

[01:56:14] I feel like he's got to lock out like rainbow, bro.

[01:56:19] Lock out team steps.

[01:56:21] When you don't hear Simon says,

[01:56:23] don't even pay attention to what the cross is saying.

[01:56:25] Like ignore it.

[01:56:26] It's all just,

[01:56:27] unless he said, the second he says Simon says, do it.

[01:56:30] If he doesn't say Simon says,

[01:56:32] don't even pay attention to what he said.

[01:56:34] Yeah, but that's the problem is he's going to go.

[01:56:36] Simon says like a trigger.

[01:56:37] Simon says, hands up, hands down.

[01:56:38] Simon says, like, we'll do it that fast.

[01:56:40] And if you don't go quick enough, then you're also out.

[01:56:43] Just going to free ball it again, okay?

[01:56:45] Well, only one of us has to make it to the end.

[01:56:47] I know, I hope somebody just watches him.

[01:56:49] But who on our team's just good at something?

[01:56:52] Well, I think Tyler's going to have, like, a good reaction time,

[01:56:55] which could fuck him or, like, dude, the thing that fucked me

[01:56:59] in musical chairs was I reacted so fast,

[01:57:02] fast the noise cut for a second the crowd went whoa every time the noise cut

[01:57:07] the cow go whoa people started sitting so my boom seat this one's not available

[01:57:11] boom seat like my ragtime so fast that it might help me or hurt me in this like

[01:57:16] I don't know the benefit is like international saying this and France

[01:57:22] most of their teams not perfectly fluent like the English is not their first

[01:57:27] language that's actually help them or really hurt them because they're gonna

[01:57:32] going to be going too slow or too fast. Dude that is true. I don't know. Oh I need to do

[01:57:39] more sunscreen. Oh I need to do that back of my neck too. Yeah we just, we have I believe

[01:57:54] four events left. We should aim for winning like two of them. I feel so confident in dodgeball

[01:58:00] and shoot out. Simon says a coin flip.

[01:58:04] You know, I think we are a good start.

[01:58:07] Yeah, title is going to be unreal.

[01:58:09] He's so hard to hit and he's fast.

[01:58:11] He's strong so you can throw it hard.

[01:58:14] Title is going to be American football.

[01:58:17] Yes, he's going to be incredible.

[01:58:21] I'm good at dodging.

[01:58:24] It's just about being aware.

[01:58:26] You have to know who the fuck has a ball.

[01:58:28] And he's looking at me at the whole time.

[01:58:30] And it's a small thing.

[01:58:32] Sometimes when I would get hit in dodgeball when I was a kid,

[01:58:34] I wouldn't even see the person have a ball.

[01:58:36] I'm just like, where the fuck did I come from?

[01:58:38] You have to be like, scanning everything.

[01:58:46] Dude, oh my, I'm gonna use that now, love.

[01:58:49] I mean, gee, you're not that burnt.

[01:58:51] What's like the most hurt he's ever been?

[01:58:53] The...

[01:58:54] For my mom's birthday, we were on a boat.

[01:58:56] boat that was a month ago I was dude I showed my back on stream it was red we

[01:59:01] were on the boat for like hours certainly you don't know no and then it

[01:59:05] stuck up on me and I sat in the water like and it's like have you ever been so

[01:59:09] burnt or it's like you're trying to sleep but your body is just hot like when you're

[01:59:13] that summer you're like you can't lay down you're uncomfortable and you're

[01:59:16] just like hot yes dude and then yeah when you sleep like my neck is like

[01:59:22] burning. Mexico's winning?

[01:59:33] Joe man, when you were like...

[01:59:34] I was chirping Mexico.

[01:59:35] Well, no, you were like,

[01:59:36] I wonder if someone's going to get like zero

[01:59:38] and we got like 50.

[01:59:40] Like we did so bad.

[01:59:43] Did I have aloe, but I don't know where it is.

[01:59:46] Well, I just thought the first one would be a freebie.

[01:59:48] I thought the first round would be like,

[01:59:50] You guys are cutting just your keenies in time.

[01:59:52] Apple sounds way easier.

[01:59:53] Apple second round with a fuck.

[01:59:57] Next, they're just going to be like, oh, yeah,

[01:59:58] you're cutting a baseball.

[02:00:00] Dude, it's funny because some of the tents, like,

[02:00:02] shop put took three minutes.

[02:00:04] This looks like an hour and a half.

[02:00:07] Bull riding in the middle of the question.

[02:00:09] Like, do you have to guess?

[02:00:10] That's one try.

[02:00:11] Volleyball was quick, and volleyball was peak, bro.

[02:00:13] Volleyball was the best event so far.

[02:00:14] Hell, peak.

[02:00:15] 100 meter dash was quick.

[02:00:16] That was like 20 seconds.

[02:00:17] you guys read it like three times the second time the second time when he

[02:00:23] uh that was your best star bro yeah he blew it and then it was like oh we got

[02:00:27] a restart you really hurt

[02:00:30] yeah that was like evil streamer games

[02:00:37] yes do you want halos no we just got a bag of trucks in here bro yeah I'm oh

[02:00:45] Oh my god, that feels good.

[02:00:46] Dude, it's like kind of cold.

[02:00:49] You might want to try it.

[02:00:51] I think I might.

[02:00:52] Good?

[02:00:53] Yeah, you're not that perfect.

[02:00:57] Can you capture it in Florida weather, bro?

[02:01:00] Dude, I burned out.

[02:01:01] You're like the palest guy in Florida.

[02:01:03] Do you think?

[02:01:05] Well, you are pale.

[02:01:06] For somebody that lives in Florida in the summer.

[02:01:08] Well, bro, the thing is, here's the reality of Florida.

[02:01:13] You think of a Florida summer, when you exit the house, you are physically in pain for

[02:01:20] every second you're outside.

[02:01:21] It's that hot.

[02:01:22] Well, and it's just like, it's like that swampy feeling.

[02:01:26] It's painful.

[02:01:27] Dude, you go out to eat in the sunlight, you touch your teeth, it's just sweat.

[02:01:32] But that's your thing.

[02:01:33] As you know, when you're like, you sweat and you're dehydrated, so you know, if you're

[02:01:38] like Arizona heat it's so hot but it's so dry that like when you sweat it immediately evaporates

[02:01:44] and that's how people like die of dehydration and like heat exhaustion because the drier it is the

[02:01:50] less you notice. What is um jerries weather like is it rainy? Like right now? Like just year round

[02:01:58] What's it normally like?

[02:02:00] Summer, it's probably like 80s, 90s, fall, 70s, and then winter, that's it.

[02:02:08] Like, January through March is probably when it's coldest.

[02:02:13] Come on, put it down.

[02:02:15] Coldest months in New Jersey, January, March, probably like 10 to like 20 degrees.

[02:02:21] It's pretty cold shit.

[02:02:23] What does that mean?

[02:02:24] It's like, cold.

[02:02:25] I don't know about recently, but there was a lot of snow sometimes, but the snow is a lot.

[02:02:34] There was one day, this past winter, it snared like three feet,

[02:02:37] and you can see that it stayed at like 65 degrees outside.

[02:02:42] Florida winter is incredible, like literally incredible.

[02:02:46] Florida winter is amazing.

[02:02:48] We have like snow birds who literally just come to Florida in the winter.

[02:02:57] For the summer, everybody talks about it.

[02:03:00] Half the people that live in Florida are not from the South.

[02:03:03] Yeah.

[02:03:04] Yeah.

[02:03:05] Same thing, honestly, with like really fucked like L.A.

[02:03:07] Yeah.

[02:03:08] Half the people that live in Florida are not from the South.

[02:03:13] Yeah, Ron, do you claim L.A.?

[02:03:16] I'm sorry, I'm joking.

[02:03:17] I can't explain how that.

[02:03:18] I can't feel it.

[02:03:20] Why?

[02:03:21] Because I probably have to see Philly.

[02:03:22] So you're near Philly.

[02:03:24] You like the Eagles and the Phillies?

[02:03:25] Yes.

[02:03:26] Who's the Eagles quarterbacks?

[02:03:28] Uh, Jaylen Burns.

[02:03:29] Hurts.

[02:03:30] Bro, you need to watch sports, you know?

[02:03:33] You don't watch any sports.

[02:03:35] That's the people.

[02:03:37] I'm going to use a snot one.

[02:03:39] Here's my little herb.

[02:03:40] That's you?

[02:03:42] Wow, check.

[02:03:43] Why do you like the Eagles?

[02:03:48] Yeah.

[02:03:49] Why?

[02:03:50] Well, it's like, I don't know, New Jersey doesn't really have a sports team.

[02:03:55] Well, I mean, Jersey is where the Giants are just playing.

[02:03:58] Yeah, but they're the New York Giants, and they play in New Jersey.

[02:04:02] So what drew you to the Eagles?

[02:04:04] You kind of could have chose whatever.

[02:04:07] Oh, that's fair.

[02:04:09] Like, I have families in the Eagles, and then I'm just like,

[02:04:12] I don't know, going to an Eagles game, or my seat, or like, their fans are in the city all the time.

[02:04:17] Dude, I went to Bucks Eagles on Monday night football two years ago with my cousin.

[02:04:23] All I heard, this was in Tampa Bay in Raymond James Stadium. All I heard for four hours was,

[02:04:29] E-A-G-L-E-S-A-G-L.

[02:04:34] Like, they have the most diehard fans in the funny shit when you go to, like, Eagles games.

[02:04:39] Like any egos games you go to when you leave, it'll just be like guys like so fucking hammered

[02:04:45] just like hanging on a fence and they like literally pay for it.

[02:04:48] Okay I have to ask you this, what do you think of the Tush Parties?

[02:04:51] Do you think that formation should be the end of it?

[02:04:53] It's cheap, but like, I don't know people are like that's lame but I'm like it's a part of the game, you know?

[02:05:02] Well, it's my thing.

[02:05:03] I don't know if they ban it, yeah sure, but if they ban it, I'm like if it's under the rule, you could take cheap

[02:05:08] but it's just a loud in the game.

[02:05:10] My thing is, and I've heard Eagles fans say this,

[02:05:13] and it's correct.

[02:05:14] Yeah, it's cringe, but anyone can do it.

[02:05:16] And like anyone can do it, they just have like

[02:05:18] a inscrutable O-line.

[02:05:20] Like Lane Johnson and like Kelsey,

[02:05:22] like Jason Kelsey, Lane Johnson, like,

[02:05:24] they're O-liners and the same.

[02:05:26] So it is literally a miserable watch though.

[02:05:29] Yeah, and they, like, they,

[02:05:30] they just actually fired,

[02:05:31] what's the name of the offensive coordinator?

[02:05:33] Um, the coach is Sirianni,

[02:05:36] They were at last season, they were like put his head on the fucking stick, like they were people in the crowd that were like kill him, you know, I'm like, bro, you guys like just wanna be, yeah.

[02:05:47] No, but it's boring to watch touchbushes and just run.

[02:05:52] It's so run, run, run, like football entertaining is passing, it's passing.

[02:05:58] I love like, not like a slant like 20 yards.

[02:06:01] No, like the bums.

[02:06:02] the bomb. You know when he throws a bomb and the camera pans like this? It's the best

[02:06:07] three seconds effort. Like the camera's like that. Football really, it's not long passes.

[02:06:13] It's just first downs. Because it's meta and it's check downs? Like QB takes the snap,

[02:06:18] check down, check down. Because it's consistent?

[02:06:20] Like is Taj well mixed? No. No bullriding. Oh my God, I gotta watch. Bullriding, I wanna

[02:06:28] I'm gonna compete.

[02:06:30] Hey, Rob, you said it on board.

[02:06:32] You got me one of those towels, bro?

[02:06:35] Please, bro, you're up.

[02:06:36] You're on your feet.

[02:06:37] Please, please, you got me.

[02:06:40] You're on your feet, Rob.

[02:06:40] I mean, I'll do it.

[02:06:45] No, I sent you a TikTok or somebody

[02:06:46] saying you're a pudding pop.

[02:06:49] Bro.

[02:06:50] He really is like a, you're like a strawberry yogurt.

[02:06:54] That's like your body.

[02:06:55] I'm not allowed to do that.

[02:06:57] Can you get me another one?

[02:06:59] I can't.

[02:07:00] I'll just give it to the judge.

[02:07:02] You're a good guy.

[02:07:04] Alright.

[02:07:05] Cool.

[02:07:06] It's not that way.

[02:07:08] Okay.

[02:07:11] Okay.

[02:07:13] Back to what I was saying.

[02:07:17] I think for the betterment, because the NFL is a fucking business.

[02:07:22] They make care about his money.

[02:07:25] For business, for entertainment, for viewer retention,

[02:07:28] the church boys should be banned.

[02:07:29] 100%.

[02:07:30] It's a small amount of fat.

[02:07:31] Yeah, and then at that point, you could argue they should

[02:07:32] change the fucking rules of the game,

[02:07:33] so it's just more entertaining all around.

[02:07:36] No, I just mean that literally that formation is disgusting.

[02:07:40] Oh my god.

[02:07:41] Why do you squeeze it in front of me?

[02:07:43] I'd like to go all at once and adjust.

[02:07:46] Really a little bit.

[02:07:48] Are you allergic to anything?

[02:07:49] No.

[02:07:50] I have no allergies.

[02:07:51] I just got a good spot point.

[02:07:53] You probably have an allergy.

[02:07:54] I have no allergies.

[02:07:56] I have never needed contacts or glasses.

[02:07:58] I never needed braces.

[02:07:59] I don't even have seasonal allergies.

[02:08:01] No, just a good spot point.

[02:08:04] Like, I'll get stuffy or whatever, but that's random.

[02:08:09] There's no reason.

[02:08:10] Good spot point.

[02:08:12] Good spot point, yeah.

[02:08:13] I'll tell you about some other common experiences.

[02:08:17] Yeah, but dude, sometimes you just,

[02:08:19] all right, tarmac brings the sweetest spot.

[02:08:20] I'm not actually from there, but I've been

[02:08:24] Oh, so you're not from there?

[02:08:25] I've been to tarpon springs. I've been I've lived around tarpon springs for like my whole life

[02:08:32] Okay, the place I was actually born like no one's ever heard of

[02:08:37] Um, it's a city called Newport, Richie, Florida. Have you ever heard of that?

[02:08:41] It is a tiny city in Pasco County. That's where I'm born or no

[02:08:45] I was born in Clearwater and then I lived there from like age

[02:08:50] Were you a, uh, were you a out of the wound or a C-section?

[02:08:54] I think I was out of the wound.

[02:08:57] Yeah, I was out of the wound. I was cut out.

[02:08:59] Oh, I was bursting out of there.

[02:09:02] Are you a hoodie gang or no hoodie gang?

[02:09:05] No.

[02:09:07] Me neither. Me neither.

[02:09:10] I like, I don't know, hoodie gang seems intimidating.

[02:09:15] Oh my god.

[02:09:17] Um, but yeah, I think you just banned the touch push.

[02:09:21] Um, I don't know what else.

[02:09:24] Dude, did you see you guys got rid of AJ?

[02:09:27] He's like wanted to go for like years.

[02:09:30] He's the Patriot.

[02:09:31] He's gonna get eight.

[02:09:32] This guy's getting upset.

[02:09:33] He wasn't getting past.

[02:09:35] But then I went like the games I'll go to, you get past.

[02:09:38] But it's just like, you don't need a time.

[02:09:41] Like, and it's just like crazy pressure.

[02:09:43] It's like, you're playing a game, bro.

[02:09:44] You miss one catch.

[02:09:45] It's like being a wide receiver does suck.

[02:09:47] in that sense?

[02:09:48] Yep.

[02:09:49] Because you're just blocking most of the time?

[02:09:51] Yeah, you're just running routes to not get a pass, even if you're open because the play

[02:09:54] says that you're going to throw on the ball to this guy instead and the QD is usually

[02:09:58] not going to die for Earth.

[02:09:59] And then it's like, you do get passed to a UNIS, now that you're had your runs, I'm

[02:10:04] not going to get a play because the next box is a game.

[02:10:07] I understand it.

[02:10:09] I think from his point of view, I mean he got a ring like a couple of years ago.

[02:10:12] He won a ring.

[02:10:13] That team was insane with Kelsey.

[02:10:16] And he just, I don't know, he wants to be like a targeted receiver and he's so good.

[02:10:21] Like AJ Brown, he's so fucking good.

[02:10:24] I'm not like, see, I like the Eagles, but I'm not that knowledgeable.

[02:10:28] Where the fuck is he now?

[02:10:29] He's in the New England Patriots, which that team's incredible.

[02:10:35] Drake May.

[02:10:36] I watched them at the Super Bowl.

[02:10:38] Really?

[02:10:39] Yeah.

[02:10:40] Drake May.

[02:10:41] That, I mean, who's going?

[02:10:42] I think it was honestly just a team.

[02:10:44] Yeah, I know.

[02:10:45] Is he like our age?

[02:10:46] Okay, but Drake May is younger than both of us.

[02:10:49] Yeah.

[02:10:49] Here's the thing, Drake May played incredible in the regular season, like actually incredible.

[02:10:55] And I think in the Super Bowl, he's a rookie, like technically it was his second year.

[02:10:59] Yeah, having a bad amount of all-ice-dogs.

[02:11:00] He was nervous.

[02:11:01] He's gonna get good.

[02:11:02] Drake May is gonna get good.

[02:11:03] Yeah, sure.

[02:11:04] Because next year, it's like, oh, I've been here before.

[02:11:07] Yeah, I've been here before.

[02:11:08] Now he has fucking AJ Brown.

[02:11:09] I think Drake May is gonna go all next year.

[02:11:11] Dude, also I love Drake May because before the Seahawks Patriots Super Bowl game, they were like interviewing players like

[02:11:18] Who's your favorite streamer and like everyone said kind speed and Drake May was the only one who was like Jinxie

[02:11:25] Bad aim or something and I was like dude that is fucking insane

[02:11:29] Like what he's watching right now

[02:11:32] Unlikely dude. I hope Drake May goes if the Bucks are not gonna win next year. I love the Bucks. We're gonna be horrible

[02:11:38] I hope Drake May win

[02:11:40] Period like I don't have another team to root for I just hope Drake may be like I feel like most people they have their team

[02:11:46] And then they have a team that's like

[02:11:48] Yeah, they're realistic my teams out. I would be happy if this team won. Yes, exactly. I like

[02:11:58] I like Joe Burrow you like Joe Burrow and he's always injured

[02:12:02] Yeah, the biggest problem with Joe is he's just is made of glass a lot of people say

[02:12:08] He's so fucking talented bro Joe burrow in college. I might be wrong their college team was

[02:12:20] Joe burrow

[02:12:21] Justin Jefferson and Jamar Chase in college that is that I remember I was asking I

[02:12:29] It wasn't even an argument. I was just curious like I want to hear your take. Do you think in the

[02:12:34] the NBA or the NFL.

[02:12:37] If the best D1 college team were to play the worst NBA

[02:12:42] or NFL team, would they have a chance at winning?

[02:12:44] Most people say it's not even.

[02:12:46] I think it would be Arizona Cardinals

[02:12:48] played the best D1 team, they're blocking.

[02:12:51] I think like, if you get flying like Alabama,

[02:12:54] Crimson Tide, with like Derek Henry,

[02:12:58] and you take the O and 17, O and 16 Detroit Lions

[02:13:03] in like the two cap, like the lions are smoking.

[02:13:07] Because even if you're a great college athlete,

[02:13:09] you can just, majority of your team isn't good.

[02:13:11] Majority of your team isn't good.

[02:13:12] Majority of your team is working normal jobs after it.

[02:13:14] They're smaller, like so many guys,

[02:13:17] you put on weight from high school and college,

[02:13:18] and then they just become demons in the NFL.

[02:13:21] You're immediately on like the weirdest diet ever.

[02:13:23] You're training all the time.

[02:13:24] And they become jacks.

[02:13:26] Like some of these guys, especially NBA,

[02:13:29] they're like skinny as fuck.

[02:13:31] They're so talented.

[02:13:32] They go to college for one year, still skinny.

[02:13:34] Two years later, you see them, they're giant.

[02:13:36] I feel like it's even a bigger, I feel like, I don't know,

[02:13:38] the only reason I would think it would be closer,

[02:13:41] like D1 football to pro football

[02:13:45] is because it's mainly US athletes.

[02:13:48] Whereas like, if you took the best D1 college team,

[02:13:52] a lot of them are Americans, whereas in the NBA,

[02:13:55] they're taking guys from them.

[02:13:56] Yeah, like Lucas from like, yeah, lot of them.

[02:13:59] Where's Lucas?

[02:14:01] Slovenia, Slovenia, yeah, and they're getting guys from other countries, yeah, so

[02:14:06] Everybody's fucking fact

[02:14:08] Yeah, I might practice I mean I need to keep practicing

[02:14:12] I'm just gonna keep my police on all fucking day. I don't know why she's just put mine on

[02:14:17] Yeah, I just want to get like sink my feet into I haven't used these since that match

[02:14:31] Yeah, I actually thought about that.

[02:14:36] Like if you got like the best Alabama Crimson Tide team versus the worst NFL team, like

[02:14:41] 80% of those guys went to the NFL, it would still just be a pure destruction.

[02:14:47] Like NFL is such a gap.

[02:14:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.

[02:14:59] You can take it as much time as you need to leave it.

[02:15:02] I'll give you a starter time in the next few seconds.

[02:15:06] It's a lot of pain.

[02:15:09] Oh, all right.

[02:15:11] You're on pain.

[02:15:15] All right.

[02:15:20] What's the name of the France-England match?

[02:15:22] You took a pen.

[02:15:23] All right.

[02:15:24] I watched that game.

[02:15:25] Now, I'm going to present to you guys some of the greats you've got to talk to about.

[02:15:29] First, five hundred and third of the greats.

[02:15:35] Second, five, seven hundred, eight, one, four, and...

[02:15:43] I'll tell you right now.

[02:15:45] Enjoy your time.

[02:15:47] Thank you.

[02:15:49] Oh, my God.

[02:15:51] Oh, my God.

[02:15:53] You got it.

[02:15:54] You got it.

[02:15:55] That is a 403 difference.

[02:16:01] My God, cutie.

[02:16:03] I'm just going to have a sale for the lowest champion.

[02:16:07] Oh.

[02:16:12] Why like that?

[02:16:13] Why like that?

[02:16:14] Why like that?

[02:16:16] Oh, this round is going to be a lot.

[02:16:48] I'm just gonna stop.

[02:16:50] Come on.

[02:16:52] All right.

[02:16:54] Come on.

[02:16:56] Come on.

[02:16:58] Come on.

[02:17:00] Come on.

[02:17:02] Come on.

[02:17:04] Hey, do you like him saying it?

[02:17:06] I think he's trying to confess to you.

[02:17:08] I do.

[02:17:10] Whoa-whoa-whoa!

[02:17:12] Whoa-whoa-whoa!

[02:17:14] Come on.

[02:18:46] I know you can take.

[02:18:51] Okay, that's ready.

[02:18:53] Ready for the last round?

[02:18:55] Okay.

[02:18:56] Team K versus Team Colleen and Patrick.

[02:19:00] All right, pop it up.

[02:19:02] Hey!

[02:19:03] We saw the K.

[02:19:05] K, we'll be right back on Team K.

[02:19:07] Come on up.

[02:19:09] The National Anthem for National Justice.

[02:19:13] The National Anthem for National Justice.

[02:19:18] The National Anthem for National Justice.

[02:19:23] The National Anthem for National Justice.

[02:19:30] I think my answer is, okay, one more time so I can guess it.

[02:19:34] I bet.

[02:19:51] Yo, hey, did you play?

[02:19:53] Run.

[02:19:54] Did you play?

[02:19:55] Yeah.

[02:19:55] What was the sign?

[02:19:57] Did you play?

[02:19:58] I'm sorry.

[02:19:58] Let me be.

[02:19:59] I'll let you hear us come again.

[02:20:00] Yeah.

[02:20:01] I knew it.

[02:20:33] No, I can't get two. I can't get two.

[02:21:03] Alright, she'll scratch.

[02:21:33] Okay.

[02:21:41] I used my feet too much.

[02:21:51] Good job.

[02:21:52] Good job.

[02:21:53] Good job.

[02:21:54] Good job.

[02:21:55] Good job.

[02:21:56] Whoa, look at that.

[02:22:00] Oh, wheelchair!

[02:22:02] Yeah!

[02:22:04] She's got the bag.

[02:22:06] She's got the bag.

[02:22:08] She's got the bag.

[02:22:10] I'm sorry.

[02:22:12] OK, OK!

[02:22:14] OK, OK!

[02:22:16] Are you just gonna hit her?

[02:22:21] He's too stupid.

[02:22:24] Come on up.

[02:22:26] Give it up.

[02:22:28] See me in the line.

[02:22:30] Woo!

[02:22:32] Yes!

[02:22:34] Yeah.

[02:22:36] Yeah.

[02:22:38] That's like a kick to the panel.

[02:22:40] That's like a kick to the panel.

[02:22:42] No. No, we can get that.

[02:22:44] That's funny.

[02:22:46] Come on!

[02:22:48] Come on!

[02:22:50] Come on!

[02:22:52] I'm feeling it.

[02:22:59] Feeling it.

[02:23:00] Feeling it.

[02:23:01] Feeling the energy.

[02:23:02] Come on, Gigi.

[02:23:03] Come on, I'm gonna get you.

[02:23:04] Take it.

[02:23:05] Take it.

[02:23:06] Take it.

[02:23:07] Take your dice for the game.

[02:23:08] Dice?

[02:23:09] Dice for the snack time.

[02:23:10] Yeah.

[02:23:11] Take it.

[02:23:12] Take it.

[02:23:13] Take it.

[02:23:14] Take it.

[02:23:15] Take it.

[02:23:16] Take it.

[02:23:17] Take it.

[02:23:18] Take it.

[02:23:19] Take it.

[02:23:20] Take it.

[02:23:21] I'm trying to catch this spinning.

[02:23:24] You keepers have like the hardest shot.

[02:23:45] That's up. That's up. That's up.

[02:23:51] I'm not a middle though.

[02:23:54] You know, GC, you want to start kicking?

[02:24:00] GC, you want to start kicking?

[02:24:12] Good.

[02:24:13] Agent, that is good.

[02:24:21] The eyes, Chico.

[02:24:28] They never lie.

[02:24:35] It's Chico. They never lie.

[02:25:05] Oh, my team is very good, really.

[02:25:08] Team, all the way to the bottom.

[02:25:10] Fuck, my team!

[02:25:12] Damn, no!

[02:25:17] Jason, Jason, Jason,

[02:25:20] will I keep him?

[02:25:21] Keep him.

[02:25:22] I don't know how I can see what's going on.

[02:25:25] Yo!

[02:25:26] All right, first time ever.

[02:25:28] I'm gonna have to help you guys.

[02:25:31] I can't see.

[02:25:32] You're gonna need to see me here.

[02:25:35] All right, congratulations.

[02:25:37] Oh, yeah!

[02:25:38] Hey, guys, shit!

[02:25:39] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

[02:25:41] Oh, come on, come on!

[02:25:45] I don't know how that'll fit in the store.

[02:25:47] I don't know how to go to a restaurant.

[02:25:49] Oh, oh, how good that? How good that?

[02:25:51] Who's kicking, Joe?

[02:25:53] I don't know if he's a bad guy.

[02:25:56] He can't get any good, right? Right?

[02:26:29] Great, that's going to fuck this.

[02:26:31] Oh, wow.

[02:26:33] That's a fan ball on this side.

[02:26:35] That's a fan ball on this side.

[02:26:41] Damn.

[02:26:43] You want to see a fan ball?

[02:26:45] Yeah.

[02:26:47] Oh, shit.

[02:26:49] Where you on it?

[02:26:51] Top right bins.

[02:26:53] Top right or top left?

[02:26:55] Top right, top right.

[02:26:57] I can't get Katie where do you want it?

[02:27:01] I can't get it to you this way.

[02:27:05] Top right?

[02:27:09] Hey top right, top right!

[02:27:13] That was top though.

[02:27:17] Top top. I had the fan off.

[02:27:27] That's almost some missiles.

[02:27:57] We got six, we got two points for that.

[02:28:02] I think last is one.

[02:28:04] Can you leave me now?

[02:28:06] Fine.

[02:28:07] Uh, we got...

[02:28:08] Let's go.

[02:28:09] Fuck.

[02:28:10] Fuck.

[02:28:11] Fuck.

[02:28:12] Fuck.

[02:28:13] Fuck.

[02:28:14] Fuck.

[02:28:15] Fuck.

[02:28:16] Fuck.

[02:28:17] Fuck.

[02:28:18] Fuck.

[02:28:19] What the fuck?

[02:28:26] Chopping at it.

[02:28:29] I'm trying.

[02:28:30] I'm not just supposed to be golden.

[02:28:32] That's a perfect fit.

[02:28:39] Jason didn't put it.

[02:28:41] You take a pudding bottle.

[02:28:44] Yeah, and you're like a strawberry yogurt.

[02:28:46] And you're like a fucking...

[02:28:47] You're like a go-ger.

[02:28:48] Oh, fuck you.

[02:28:49] I'm not sorry to ever do that.

[02:28:50] The animals on train?

[02:28:51] No.

[02:28:52] No, I did actually.

[02:28:53] Did you?

[02:28:53] Me?

[02:28:54] Me?

[02:28:54] No.

[02:28:55] You're the Daniels us.

[02:28:56] Who want that?

[02:28:57] Who want that?

[02:28:57] Nobody.

[02:28:58] They never told us anything.

[02:28:59] They're liars.

[02:29:00] Is that true?

[02:29:00] There's no cruise.

[02:29:02] I feel like he sent that on a podcast that way.

[02:29:04] They did.

[02:29:04] Dan Schneider?

[02:29:06] Dan Schneider.

[02:29:07] Dan Schneider.

[02:29:07] Aware.

[02:29:08] Aware.

[02:29:09] Dan Schneider.

[02:29:10] Dan Schneider.

[02:29:10] Want to love football.

[02:29:13] Aware.

[02:29:15] Oh, I see what you did. Yeah, that guy's a psycho.

[02:29:20] Should we just all kick it, Jason?

[02:29:23] Yeah?

[02:29:28] Geebag.

[02:29:39] Wanna do one?

[02:29:45] Let me see your heart.

[02:29:47] A little left.

[02:29:48] A little left.

[02:29:51] I wonder if I'm going to get good at soccer.

[02:29:55] I keep skying the ball.

[02:29:57] I keep stop doing that.

[02:29:58] You're going to flip up your whole team.

[02:29:59] Imagine it's up to you.

[02:30:01] Thank you.

[02:30:02] Let's go Bench.

[02:30:04] Let's go Bench.

[02:30:11] I'll fix your pon-ser-du.

[02:30:15] I have to get power on every shot because even if it's at the keeper I want them to

[02:30:30] be like thank you bro thank you you're gonna basketball yeah I don't want to chip it I

[02:30:43] I need to just get over it.

[02:30:45] Oh!

[02:30:46] What?

[02:30:47] Alrighty, time to go.

[02:30:49] I did it with under the leg, two times.

[02:30:51] Make me?

[02:30:52] Huh?

[02:30:53] You make me?

[02:30:54] That's how I say it, make me.

[02:31:04] You can't just close your legs.

[02:31:06] I'm not gonna get back.

[02:31:07] Oh, I'm sorry.

[02:31:08] Yeah, I mean middle like no, but I'm scooping oh you're scooping it's cuz you're leaning

[02:31:26] back and doing that that's why scooped so get your body over scoopsies like that

[02:31:30] Get your body over and push it.

[02:31:31] I scoop it all the time.

[02:31:33] How do you thin pro scoop it?

[02:31:35] That's a little step.

[02:31:36] That's the little bar though.

[02:31:36] directing

[02:31:40] Yeah.

[02:31:41] That's a little step.

[02:31:42] Yeah.

[02:31:43] That's a little step.

[02:31:44] Yeah.

[02:31:44] That's a little step.

[02:31:45] You see that?

[02:31:45] That's a little step.

[02:31:47] Do you think that's a secret about our kids?

[02:31:48] Blindfolding.

[02:31:49] Blindfolding.

[02:31:50] Hey, what does that mean?

[02:31:50] That's a point hitter, if I can get him.

[02:31:52] I just wanna hit him, like, here.

[02:31:53] Look at it.

[02:31:54] Okay, look at it right here.

[02:31:56] Is that okay?

[02:31:57] You can't hold me.

[02:31:58] Try to keep your body over there.

[02:31:59] Yeah, that's like the worst-case scenario is hitting a good shot over you get one shot per game

[02:32:15] It's like real pens you get one shot per game

[02:32:18] Nice fucking kid!

[02:32:23] You alright?

[02:32:25] What size are you shooting?

[02:32:27] Those were in props for the streamer games.

[02:32:30] Who?

[02:32:31] Oh, right.

[02:32:32] The LARPing games.

[02:32:34] Evil games.

[02:32:35] You've been saying that since the hundred?

[02:32:37] Yep.

[02:32:38] Nice.

[02:32:39] That was the most evil shit ever.

[02:32:41] How seven people run before the arrow,

[02:32:44] and then people are running at each other's sides.

[02:32:46] Like there was like three people crossing

[02:32:49] that is.

[02:32:51] Oh he's putting on gloves.

[02:32:54] This is just a great duo though.

[02:32:56] Thank you Brad.

[02:32:58] Great duo though.

[02:32:59] Thank you Brad.

[02:33:00] Lean over it.

[02:33:01] Lean over it?

[02:33:02] Yeah, lean over it.

[02:33:03] It was.

[02:33:04] Nice.

[02:33:05] Whatever, I'm not gonna sky it.

[02:33:10] If I sky it, I'm gonna be so fucking pissed if I sky it.

[02:33:13] If it's like a good shot and I shoot it over the net, I'm gonna get scared.

[02:33:16] If I shoot barely over the net, like I'm gonna be mad.

[02:33:18] If I cross-born it, yank saw it.

[02:33:21] Because even when I try to get over it,

[02:33:22] sometimes it still goes up, because I like lace it.

[02:33:34] Chad, me and James here are gonna be doing a stream

[02:33:36] where we go into the Amazon rainforest

[02:33:39] and take Iowasca with a shaman.

[02:33:42] And we can't end the stream

[02:33:43] until we get out of the rainforest or die.

[02:33:46] On I was like total insanity. How long if somebody dropped you in the Amazon rainforest?

[02:33:52] No, I would die. I would die in two days. I'm dying eight hours. I think you would get killed by something

[02:33:59] I would get killed

[02:34:00] Even I would just hide in a tree. Oh, yeah, that's where everything is. Dude. I think Aaron Rogers did I was

[02:34:10] Or like perc Rogers like percassettes

[02:34:16] almost hey

[02:34:20] this close this close

[02:34:22] why

[02:34:24] why

[02:34:26] why

[02:34:28] why

[02:34:30] why

[02:34:32] why

[02:34:34] why

[02:34:36] why

[02:34:38] why

[02:34:40] why

[02:34:42] why

[02:34:44] Yup, I'm into that shit.

[02:35:05] He can't kick, he can't kick, he can't kick.

[02:35:08] He's not the man in the match, he's not the man in the...

[02:35:14] We're gonna do our stuff.

[02:35:17] I hate you, bro.

[02:35:18] Dude, I'm gonna sky it in the match, I know it.

[02:35:22] I'm gonna fucking sky it.

[02:35:24] Bro, I'm just, I just started doing passes.

[02:35:27] That's what I'm thinking.

[02:35:30] I'm just gonna pass it to the boys.

[02:35:33] I'm literally just gonna, because that's the old, I want the keeper to save it.

[02:35:38] That's perfect.

[02:35:39] You ought to do that every time.

[02:35:40] Every time.

[02:35:41] Every time.

[02:35:42] That's like the best pen.

[02:35:43] That's the best bet because it's low but at least watch this watch

[02:35:48] At least he's stable

[02:35:55] I'm gonna try this passage

[02:35:57] Go bottom right.

[02:36:00] Hey, the batters, let's sit down!

[02:36:07] I didn't get a just-down shoot.

[02:36:10] Yeah, save that! Save that!

[02:36:12] Oh, I'm keeping them all low. I'm taking them all low.

[02:36:15] Because if I sky it, I'm gonna kill myself.

[02:36:19] If the keeper saves it, I can live with that.

[02:36:21] I'm just gonna pass it.

[02:36:23] You gotta have a punish. How many goals should I save?

[02:36:26] Get off of me.

[02:36:28] I felt your like tip.

[02:36:30] Team C is gonna play all of Zelda on the Switch.

[02:36:32] Zelda is actually peaked.

[02:36:34] You have like 90 hours.

[02:36:36] Have you played Legend of Zelda?

[02:36:37] Only like one of them.

[02:36:38] That was peaked.

[02:36:39] I heard it's like a legendary game.

[02:36:41] It's a legend.

[02:36:42] I've never played it.

[02:36:43] Oh yeah.

[02:36:44] Oh not on stream.

[02:36:46] But I played like a lot of the Pokemon ones.

[02:36:52] Yes.

[02:36:53] On stream, remember Nintendo.

[02:36:54] We won. Oh my God. Oh my God. You okay? He's okay.

[02:37:01] One second.

[02:37:06] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my God.

[02:37:15] Oh my god.

[02:37:16] You locked my nuts.

[02:37:21] My neck's just burning.

[02:37:26] New technique.

[02:37:27] Will you go for it or something?

[02:37:28] New technique.

[02:37:29] I'm just gonna...

[02:37:30] No, no, I just...

[02:37:31] I'm keeping them all low. If I sky it, oh my gosh.

[02:37:46] Oh my god. I could potentially if we lose first round and I miss, I take one.

[02:37:57] I hope it's like best of three but not I'll take two more shots right after this.

[02:38:01] Let me show you, okay?

[02:38:03] I'm gonna show you how to kick it.

[02:38:05] High-fives.

[02:38:06] Help me kick the ball.

[02:38:10] Uh-oh, uh-oh.

[02:38:12] Wait, is it low?

[02:38:15] What the fuck, dude?

[02:38:17] Here we go, go.

[02:38:22] I don't have a consistency for like, wins.

[02:38:25] Go see

[02:38:51] Bro that's your shot that's your shot

[02:38:55] Yes.

[02:38:55] I thought that was a cookie monster.

[02:38:58] I'm not making fun of you.

[02:38:59] It's a top left.

[02:39:02] Where's that, like, as you just pull a knife?

[02:39:04] Look at this.

[02:39:05] A great round one.

[02:39:06] How does that end?

[02:39:08] Yeah, oh god, wrap that up.

[02:39:09] Wrap that up.

[02:39:13] Why don't you get a raise, anybody?

[02:39:14] No.

[02:39:15] I know who's going to.

[02:39:16] All right.

[02:39:17] Great job, everybody.

[02:39:18] And you won't like it without that.

[02:39:20] Yeah.

[02:39:21] And now we're here in a corner next to each other.

[02:39:23] I'm going to try and get him, I'm going to try and get him.

[02:39:25] Ray.

[02:39:26] I'm going to try and get him.

[02:39:28] Ray, check who's...

[02:39:33] Oh, fuck.

[02:39:34] Oh, fuck.

[02:39:35] I fucking did it, man.

[02:39:36] Man, I was on my last move.

[02:39:38] Oh, shit.

[02:39:39] Number two, who's the first?

[02:39:41] I'm going to try and get him.

[02:39:43] That's Mark.

[02:39:44] Mark, you good yet?

[02:39:46] Who's the first?

[02:39:48] I'm going to try and get him.

[02:39:50] I'm still here for you.

[02:39:51] I'm still here for you.

[02:39:51] You're sinking.

[02:39:58] You saw me without a tool.

[02:39:59] Thank you.

[02:40:10] I see.

[02:40:11] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:40:15] And so you're kicking in those?

[02:40:16] I love basketball shoes.

[02:40:25] Those are basketball shoes.

[02:40:27] Those are basketball shoes.

[02:40:31] We don't have no more shoes.

[02:40:32] No, but those are Air Jordans.

[02:40:34] I'll just use my legs.

[02:40:36] Sox is better, yes.

[02:40:38] I'm going south to run.

[02:40:41] I'm going north to run.

[02:40:45] What club do you support?

[02:40:47] Manchester United.

[02:40:49] Woo!

[02:40:50] Alice Fadouci!

[02:40:52] Rashford!

[02:40:54] Who's your favorite Manchester United player of all time?

[02:40:56] Overtime?

[02:40:57] Shit, that's a hard one.

[02:40:59] Nani.

[02:41:00] Who?

[02:41:01] Nani.

[02:41:02] Oh, he's not an older player.

[02:41:04] He's kind of new.

[02:41:06] He played like 2010s.

[02:41:08] Okay, like Overtime?

[02:41:10] Probably Ronaldo, just Ronaldo.

[02:41:12] This one's easy.

[02:41:14] One in at the front.

[02:41:19] Irving Holland 10.

[02:41:22] Why don't you come up?

[02:41:26] No, we're going good.

[02:41:28] You said that to go out, boy.

[02:41:31] That's crazy.

[02:41:33] I don't know about this.

[02:41:35] I don't know about this.

[02:41:37] I've got to be honest.

[02:41:39] That's a warm-ass Red Bull.

[02:42:01] All right, I have a second.

[02:42:03] Two, one, let's go!

[02:42:19] And there it is.

[02:42:21] Just over 30. Was that a touch stance?

[02:42:23] No touch.

[02:42:25] No touches at all.

[02:42:27] My plan for pens is it can go left right or center.

[02:42:34] It has to be fast and it has to be low.

[02:42:37] If I sky a pen chat, I'm sorry.

[02:42:39] I'm going to try to, I sky so many pens.

[02:42:42] That's why me and Messi are better at free kicks because it's distance and you're supposed

[02:42:47] to, it's supposed to dip.

[02:42:49] My shot is a dip.

[02:43:19] Oh, try to like.

[02:43:31] You do that.

[02:43:33] Yep, it can be in front, it has to touch.

[02:43:39] Yeah!

[02:43:39] Oh, man!

[02:43:40] Oh, that's cool.

[02:43:41] Three!

[02:43:45] On the go!

[02:43:48] Wait, I'll just take one big one.

[02:43:50] Oh, my God!

[02:43:51] That was hot on a whole night.

[02:43:53] That was hot on a whole night.

[02:43:54] I'm pretty sure.

[02:43:55] I'm pretty sure.

[02:43:56] Oh, my God!

[02:43:57] Oh, man.

[02:44:00] What the hell?

[02:44:01] That's pretty cool.

[02:44:02] I think it's well made.

[02:44:03] It's almost like I'm a brand new person.

[02:44:05] Yeah.

[02:44:06] Well, it's a new person.

[02:44:08] I think I'm going to get me a little higher.

[02:44:11] I think I'm going to walk on the floor before I get

[02:44:13] tied on there.

[02:44:14] I'll walk 10 later on.

[02:44:15] Yeah!

[02:44:19] Hey!

[02:44:20] Not bad.

[02:44:21] Not bad.

[02:44:21] How are you?

[02:44:22] I'm good.

[02:44:23] I'm good.

[02:44:24] I'm good.

[02:44:25] I'm good.

[02:44:26] I'm good.

[02:44:27] I'm good.

[02:44:28] I'm good.

[02:44:28] All right.

[02:44:29] Let's get our next competitor out here.

[02:44:31] Give it up to the Emperor.

[02:44:32] Shoot!

[02:44:32] Oh!

[02:44:33] Oh!

[02:44:33] Well, that's good pants.

[02:44:36] That's good pants.

[02:44:38] I'm gonna try something.

[02:44:40] You shut up.

[02:44:42] Why?

[02:44:44] Okay.

[02:44:46] Are you nervous?

[02:44:48] No.

[02:44:50] Come here.

[02:44:52] Come here.

[02:44:54] Come here.

[02:44:56] Come here.

[02:44:58] Come here.

[02:45:00] Come here.

[02:45:02] Come here.

[02:45:04] Come here.

[02:45:06] I don't know.

[02:45:08] Is it on the board strong or is it on the board strong?

[02:45:10] I don't know.

[02:45:12] What you're having next year?

[02:45:14] I don't know.

[02:45:16] This is a friend's table.

[02:45:18] Hi there.

[02:45:20] Yeah!

[02:45:22] Yeah!

[02:45:24] Oh, my God!

[02:45:26] That's what it means.

[02:45:28] Now we have the super up there.

[02:45:30] Let's go!

[02:45:32] Five, four,

[02:45:34] Let's go.

[02:45:36] Yeah, well, of course, it's just the first pitch.

[02:45:38] Can I move?

[02:45:40] Yeah.

[02:45:42] Oh, my God.

[02:45:44] Yeah!

[02:45:46] Nice!

[02:45:48] That would be a lead.

[02:45:50] That was lead.

[02:45:52] Yeah, you might be lead.

[02:45:54] That was good.

[02:45:56] That was good.

[02:45:58] That is two final cities will get the final score.

[02:46:00] The final time.

[02:46:02] It's going to be up 928 9 seconds 20 seconds.

[02:46:10] We are slowest time.

[02:46:12] I'm in pause.

[02:46:13] For sure.

[02:46:14] You have one more time.

[02:46:15] You have one more time.

[02:46:16] No one's got two attempts.

[02:46:17] That was hard, no?

[02:46:18] Yeah.

[02:46:19] I am.

[02:46:20] All right.

[02:46:21] You have a natural curve.

[02:46:22] Yeah.

[02:46:23] All yours curve.

[02:46:24] Yeah.

[02:46:25] You have a natural curve.

[02:46:26] Yeah.

[02:46:27] All yours curve.

[02:46:28] All yours curve.

[02:46:29] Yeah.

[02:46:30] All ears curved, either side.

[02:46:34] That's kind of cool.

[02:46:35] He's been at a minute's of actually like, please.

[02:46:38] Yeah.

[02:46:39] That's what Messi has, same thing, it's a natural curve.

[02:46:41] That's not like, I'm like a Messi.

[02:46:43] No, I'm saying like, that's what the dope does.

[02:46:47] All those like knuckleball power shots, he has like a natural curve.

[02:46:50] I remember he was just playing on this thing.

[02:46:54] Oh no, that was good off Spanica.

[02:46:56] If I try to like, base it.

[02:46:58] I am one down the line, everybody!

[02:47:00] Yeah!

[02:47:01] I'm excited.

[02:47:02] I feel good.

[02:47:03] I feel good.

[02:47:04] Sorry, sorry.

[02:47:05] Wait, are you lefty?

[02:47:06] I can't go.

[02:47:07] What the hell?

[02:47:08] You can get with both feet?

[02:47:09] Yeah.

[02:47:10] Fuck!

[02:47:11] Fuck!

[02:47:12] Fuck!

[02:47:13] Fuck!

[02:47:14] Fuck!

[02:47:15] Fuck!

[02:47:16] Fuck!

[02:47:17] Fuck!

[02:47:18] Fuck!

[02:47:19] Fuck!

[02:47:20] Fuck!

[02:47:21] Fuck!

[02:47:22] Fuck!

[02:47:23] Fuck!

[02:47:24] Fuck!

[02:47:25] Fuck!

[02:47:26] Fuck!

[02:47:27] I'm gonna take left foot.

[02:47:33] Nessie pen, left foot.

[02:47:38] I'll take it. It's slow.

[02:47:43] I just get no power with left.

[02:47:57] I think you're up.

[02:48:08] It's dodgeball next.

[02:48:27] I

[02:48:57] One, three, two, one, let's go!

[02:49:02] Do you like left foot or right foot better?

[02:49:04] Left foot.

[02:49:05] Well, I'm cooking it out here.

[02:49:07] What do you get more power over?

[02:49:08] The balls.

[02:49:10] Are you right-handed?

[02:49:11] Yeah.

[02:49:19] That's good.

[02:49:20] I

[02:49:27] Low pen

[02:49:43] Confidence

[02:49:50] That's the current, that's the current.

[02:49:53] Yo, I think I'm a free kick taker.

[02:49:55] I should be taking free kicks.

[02:49:56] Yes, me too.

[02:49:57] I don't want to cheer, bro.

[02:49:58] That's what me and Messi do, bro, free kicks.

[02:50:00] Bro, leave Messi alone, bro.

[02:50:02] Bro, that's what we do.

[02:50:03] But guess the new goat.

[02:50:04] Who is the new goat?

[02:50:05] The new goat.

[02:50:06] Yamao.

[02:50:07] Yamao is not new goat.

[02:50:08] He's a new goat.

[02:50:09] Well, Yamao is good.

[02:50:10] Messi's showered Yamao when he was young.

[02:50:12] Yamao showered Messi now.

[02:50:13] Yes.

[02:50:14] Yamao's great, but Messi's the goat.

[02:50:16] Greatest of all time.

[02:50:17] There can only be one goat.

[02:50:18] go. So you got Messi over Ronaldo? Bro, yeah, everybody does. What do you got? Oh, and

[02:50:25] now it's good. Bro, how is Messi not better than Ronaldo? Exactly, you can't explain one

[02:50:31] reason. I got my bat, I got my bobbin. Bobbin? Oh, and bobbin? Global. Are you gonna take

[02:50:40] It's like a petted cross.

[02:50:42] Yeah, here you come.

[02:50:44] Of course.

[02:50:46] Of course.

[02:50:48] Yeah, you can even show me if you just kick all the ground.

[02:50:50] See? See? See? See?

[02:50:52] Alright, honor!

[02:50:54] We'll see if you can see by.

[02:50:56] Angela, Angela, uh-oh. That goes in.

[02:50:58] Some more points.

[02:51:00] That goes in.

[02:51:02] Today is so far.

[02:51:04] Oh!

[02:51:06] I got to practice left post.

[02:51:08] I drive my best.

[02:51:18] Five, four, three, two, one.

[02:51:28] Tips?

[02:51:29] Take off the crocs.

[02:51:30] Do you need my shoes?

[02:51:31] No, no, no.

[02:51:32] No, do you need my shoes?

[02:51:34] Your shoes?

[02:51:35] I have Nike shoes.

[02:51:37] shoes better than that I think we're lucky but what do you mean? I'm sponsored by Adidas

[02:51:42] yeah I can only wear Adidas. You're sponsored by Adidas? Yeah bro. Oh good shit. I did not

[02:51:50] know that. What? You didn't know? Oh good shit that's insane. Yeah I did not know that. Yeah

[02:51:57] no I have Nike shoes. No I can't wear that. It's okay though. I'm too barefoot.

[02:52:07] You're hitting like under it, you're scooping it, but it's hard to not do that every time.

[02:52:17] That's a good pattern.

[02:52:22] Worldwide

[02:52:52] I'm going to play it a bit more.

[02:52:54] I thought you were going to play it.

[02:52:55] I'm going to play it a bit more.

[02:52:56] I'm going to play it a bit more.

[02:52:57] I'm sure.

[02:52:58] I think you did.

[02:52:59] Two, one, go!

[02:53:01] Oh, damn it.

[02:53:03] I said Billy, this is the first time.

[02:53:10] It's a great job, Kyle's going to play it.

[02:53:13] It's not a great job.

[02:53:14] Stop!

[02:53:15] Stop!

[02:53:16] I don't know.

[02:53:17] Oh, there's the ball.

[02:53:19] But it's still an amazing time.

[02:53:21] Obviously, we're going to hold her first attempt.

[02:53:27] It was better, but it was a 60-90 second attempt.

[02:53:31] Would it have been good enough for seconds, excluding her first time?

[02:53:35] She does still lock her first time 2-2.9.

[02:53:38] One more round of thoughts with Demi and everybody.

[02:53:40] How's Mari doing?

[02:53:41] Has she went yet?

[02:53:41] I think she's going to go right.

[02:53:43] And was off like immediately.

[02:53:45] Now, come on.

[02:53:45] Mari went.

[02:53:46] We are five.

[02:53:47] She got her first try, and she was off in three seconds.

[02:53:50] She has another try though.

[02:53:51] She's going right to it.

[02:53:53] All right.

[02:53:54] Oh my god.

[02:53:55] I'm trying to get all the points possible for their team.

[02:54:00] Let's count it down.

[02:54:02] Three, two, one, go.

[02:54:14] So far doing a great job.

[02:54:16] I gotta do the last one.

[02:54:18] I gotta do the last one.

[02:54:20] She said she's not.

[02:54:22] Come on.

[02:54:24] No penalties.

[02:54:26] An amazing run for five.

[02:54:28] What up?

[02:54:30] She said she's not.

[02:54:32] Come on.

[02:54:34] Top left.

[02:54:36] In 17 seconds.

[02:54:38] 49 seconds.

[02:54:40] We will see

[02:54:42] what that stacks up with.

[02:54:44] Maybe I missed more on the right, just a little power.

[02:54:47] Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[02:54:49] Still have six more competitors to go, we're going to stay around.

[02:54:53] Let's get our next competitor up there.

[02:54:55] Hop on up and go straight to Wendy.

[02:54:58] Everyone, keep next to go.

[02:55:06] Jesus!

[02:55:08] Dude, I think the more fans I take, the more I'm going to psych myself out.

[02:55:14] What should I do on pants low?

[02:55:34] I think like, should I do low?

[02:55:40] I was practicing for a few minutes, but it's too far.

[02:55:45] You need Mari to get like 15 seconds at least.

[02:55:50] Hey, Mari's going right now?

[02:55:52] Mari already went once.

[02:55:53] She has her last try in like two.

[02:55:57] What is the winning time?

[02:55:58] 22 seconds.

[02:55:59] I'll keep just now.

[02:56:00] What was her time on the first run?

[02:56:02] 8.

[02:56:03] 8?

[02:56:05] I don't think her end last.

[02:56:06] What place is she in?

[02:56:07] Probably like 7th.

[02:56:08] But she hasn't gone half the people have gone, guys.

[02:56:11] All right, I think she's gone right now.

[02:56:15] Don't get in, she clutches up.

[02:56:19] I might go watch her on that TV.

[02:56:20] Three, two, one, go!

[02:56:30] I know what the police are gonna do.

[02:56:31] It's all about anticipating the reaction.

[02:56:35] Being loose, letting the hat fly.

[02:56:38] Look at the confidence of Martin!

[02:56:42] When Martin's doing amazing!

[02:56:44] Martin took place the next week!

[02:56:46] Martin!

[02:56:48] Martin's coming up, Martin!

[02:56:50] What the fuck is he doing?

[02:56:52] Wow!

[02:56:54] I can't believe it!

[02:56:56] That's it. He just got hurt.

[02:56:58] Good.

[02:57:00] Look how hurt my nuts bad.

[02:57:02] No, he was telling me he said he should get like burns.

[02:57:04] Oh.

[02:57:06] Bro, you need good grip strength with your hands.

[02:57:10] No, no, no.

[02:57:11] You're fucking feet your way up.

[02:57:13] Yeah.

[02:57:14] Or your way up.

[02:57:15] Martin's first.

[02:57:16] Damn, I just watched that.

[02:57:18] Just how to get the dog fat.

[02:57:20] Alright, I'm going to shave.

[02:57:21] Great idea.

[02:57:22] I saw what you like to.

[02:57:23] What are you like to?

[02:57:24] Watch out.

[02:57:25] Wait, come on.

[02:57:26] What are you doing?

[02:57:27] What are you doing?

[02:57:28] What does she need for like top four?

[02:57:29] 20 seconds, you think?

[02:57:30] What?

[02:57:31] What does she need for top four?

[02:57:32] Like 20, 15, 18 seconds.

[02:57:33] 18 seconds.

[02:57:34] 18 seconds.

[02:57:35] 18 seconds. 18 is top 4. I think it's 30, 22, 21, and then like 18, 16.

[02:57:45] I don't know.

[02:57:46] That is a new time to say congratulations one more time. Let's see who gets it up.

[02:57:52] Dude, I'm like, um, I'm practicing pen so much where I'm like psyching myself out.

[02:57:58] He didn't have the best first run, but he is one of the most athletic people here.

[02:58:03] A hero by volleyball could be a hero for France today.

[02:58:07] Tsukou is hopping back on the ball for his second chance.

[02:58:12] He fell off with...

[02:58:14] Tsukou!

[02:58:15] I think he's in the last place now.

[02:58:16] Really?

[02:58:17] Tsukou!

[02:58:18] That's funny, dude.

[02:58:19] Like, I got last and I got first.

[02:58:21] That's kind of funny.

[02:58:23] Three, two, one, go!

[02:58:27] Here's the thing about Poland.

[02:58:28] They started a second after.

[02:58:30] What the fuck?

[02:58:30] He's a major of the force.

[02:58:32] Ain't no arms like thousands.

[02:58:35] He's building to go with the flow.

[02:58:37] He's your order.

[02:58:37] Dude, he does not look as comfortable as Martin.

[02:58:40] But he's holding it.

[02:58:41] Get everything.

[02:58:42] Fuck, dude.

[02:58:43] Here's the annotation.

[02:58:45] Oh my god.

[02:58:47] See, it's 2722.

[02:58:49] We should get to a second.

[02:58:50] It's still great first place.

[02:58:53] I'm not to beat Martin.

[02:58:54] Fuck, dude.

[02:58:55] We need Mari to like do something generational. She's out? No, she's next. Oh

[02:59:06] Oh, you're still fucking backflip

[02:59:27] We're in last we're in last what she got if she goes

[02:59:36] But everybody's second attempt was better so hers gonna be better

[02:59:43] Come on Mari, just clutch up

[02:59:54] She's too far right yeah

[02:59:56] Yeah.

[03:00:04] Wait?

[03:00:05] That's a good one.

[03:00:26] Bro, I think I think you have to literally have like your hand in your pocket. Yeah, you need to be right like

[03:00:34] So far away way out of your grips. Yeah, you need to be on top of the handle

[03:00:46] It looks like we might

[03:00:50] Well, maybe we just need to do the most generational

[03:00:56] Like first first first

[03:00:59] He stopped ball next

[03:01:08] But if wardrobe gets 14

[03:01:19] I think we're gonna move

[03:01:26] That hasn't gone yet.

[03:01:28] I'll be in seventh place.

[03:01:30] Gordjof, that was amazing.

[03:01:33] Yeah.

[03:01:38] Gordjof, that was an 1891 great job.

[03:01:41] I know that wasn't easy.

[03:01:42] But you fought for your team.

[03:01:44] I saw the greats that will be in this tournament

[03:01:46] and see where the scoreboard ends up.

[03:01:51] There was one penalty.

[03:01:53] One penalty.

[03:01:54] All right, so 18.91 is one hell of a gym, 18.91.

[03:01:59] They only have one competitor left.

[03:02:02] Come on, y'all, get loud for 10,000 days.

[03:02:05] I can't fucking believe we're in fucking the last one.

[03:02:10] What do you think we are at all?

[03:02:12] We're probably in 7th and 3rd.

[03:02:14] I don't, Howard, the only way we come back

[03:02:16] is if we get first into legitimately two

[03:02:18] of the next three events.

[03:02:19] First.

[03:02:20] I want to hear that guy get out there.

[03:02:21] I think to win the event, we need first, first, first.

[03:02:24] First first first first first first first which would be cinema. I think we'll be good at two of them Simon says I have no idea

[03:02:30] That's gonna go

[03:02:34] Martin got

[03:02:54] Let's go!

[03:02:56] Alright, his last run of the bowl.

[03:03:00] 21 seconds to jump off the spot. 30 seconds for first.

[03:03:07] See Connor hold not strong. Good move there.

[03:03:10] Keeping the knees tight.

[03:03:12] He's holding my shoulder.

[03:03:18] Yo, this is like, his last zero or one point.

[03:03:21] I just want to see the overall score like I don't know what the point differential is.

[03:03:35] We will be seven because um alumni is going to pass us UK will not pass us, it won't pass

[03:03:43] us.

[03:03:44] It will be seven.

[03:03:45] We need like the most crazy comeback ever win win win

[03:03:54] Is going to get crazy we got dodgeball we got I mean it's possible

[03:04:04] That would be

[03:04:06] penalty shootout is worth double the points. What we what?

[03:04:11] Whoa whoa whoa

[03:04:15] That changes everything.

[03:04:17] Now it's, uh, is first place eight?

[03:04:20] Yeah, we get 16 if we want.

[03:04:22] Joe, that changes fucking everything.

[03:04:24] That's like two events.

[03:04:27] Whoa.

[03:04:28] You know, you're gonna have the most pressure on you.

[03:04:31] It's like, I think there's a lot of pressure equally on shooting.

[03:04:36] Bruh, I just can't sky the ball.

[03:04:38] I'm not even kidding you.

[03:04:39] Shooting is five times the pressure.

[03:04:42] Because if I'm a keeper, they're gonna miss half the time.

[03:04:44] And they're gonna miss half the turn and you need to make like one save one save a series will win

[03:04:49] Bro hands are with double Joe. We're in this shit

[03:04:56] Yeah, I think we're in seventh

[03:05:00] I'm just gonna practice 10s like a

[03:05:06] You hear that I finally shoot out as well double the point

[03:05:09] Oh, are you serious?

[03:05:10] So like if you get last, you get two points.

[03:05:14] If you get first, you get like 16.

[03:05:16] Okay, so does that mean I was just going to practice

[03:05:19] for the next four hours?

[03:05:20] I'm literally just going to take pens for four hours.

[03:05:22] You got it, bro.

[03:05:23] I believe.

[03:05:24] Thank you, bro.

[03:05:25] I'm going to play keeper two.

[03:05:30] So are you ready?

[03:05:33] Is it not?

[03:05:34] What's going on here?

[03:05:44] What's going on here?

[03:06:04] I

[03:06:34] Looks like it, but I don't know how.

[03:06:40] Pencillin's trouble.

[03:06:42] Come on, Pencillin's trouble.

[03:06:46] I don't know how to show it.

[03:08:04] That was good.

[03:08:06] That was just so much oral.

[03:08:08] Boom.

[03:08:10] Boom.

[03:08:12] Boom.

[03:08:14] I thought he was going to...

[03:08:16] I was smart.

[03:08:18] All right, we're in seventh, but PKs are worth double.

[03:08:36] We can win.

[03:09:07] I got my gloves. My gloves are wet. I'm like catching everything.

[03:09:14] Is that like the message?

[03:09:37] That's like perfect.

[03:09:44] Bro, pens are worth double, my god.

[03:10:07] I get in his rotation.

[03:10:30] Yeah, I'm gonna check some.

[03:10:33] keeping swing more important though. I need to turn into Ami Martinez. Yes.

[03:11:03] I'm a free kick taker, bro, just like Massey, like I'm a free kick taker, bro, period.

[03:11:29] I'm not clinical enough. I'm not top-top with putting it low.

[03:11:37] I'm gonna literally try just walking up and passing it and seeing if anyone can

[03:11:40] like stop it. Like I'm literally just gonna walk on it.

[03:11:59] One, two, three, four, five, four, three.

[03:12:06] There you go.

[03:12:09] You got it.

[03:12:11] Shoot.

[03:12:13] Shoot.

[03:12:15] Shoot.

[03:12:17] Shoot.

[03:12:19] Shoot.

[03:12:21] Shoot.

[03:12:23] Shoot.

[03:12:25] Shoot.

[03:12:27] I'm just gonna walk up and pass it like it's meta like I don't know yeah like that's the scary thing

[03:12:42] he's he's good but like if you try to get powers you can sky it now they're all the sexiest

[03:12:50] shot so.

[03:12:52] He's the first one.

[03:13:05] Martin, you know the drill.

[03:13:07] Oh, for me.

[03:13:08] 17 seconds.

[03:13:09] You got this.

[03:13:10] 18 seconds.

[03:13:11] Meaning you win.

[03:13:13] You're slower.

[03:13:14] Perfect.

[03:13:16] All right.

[03:13:17] Let me know in your mind.

[03:13:18] Step, step.

[03:13:19] I need to get loud for our last round, sir.

[03:13:28] I thought I could see our nose.

[03:13:30] Four! Four!

[03:13:32] Uh, anything on target?

[03:13:37] But at least be stable.

[03:13:40] Massive.

[03:13:43] Step, step, pass. Step, step, pass.

[03:13:49] That was perfect. That was perfect. That was perfect.

[03:14:19] I'm gonna give her one more chance.

[03:14:21] Oh, she only gets it.

[03:14:26] It's not going to leave.

[03:14:30] Cody, are you down to try again?

[03:14:32] What is that going to do?

[03:14:34] All right.

[03:14:37] Any seconder, you're good enough.

[03:14:40] I'm gonna recreate the iconic image.

[03:14:46] Ten if you know you know.

[03:14:49] If you know you know

[03:14:58] If you know you know

[03:15:04] I got this listen bro, I'm trying to hit it too hard

[03:15:08] Step step pass

[03:15:10] If I step step pass it's gonna be on target every time if I go for power I can sky it half the time

[03:15:16] Maybe more than half

[03:15:19] I'm giving these clubs on me.

[03:15:24] Woo!

[03:15:29] Great strike.

[03:15:34] Football, Jack.

[03:15:39] Jack, 90% of footballers do not know this.

[03:15:42] If you get your cleats wet,

[03:15:45] they shake to your soul.

[03:15:48] So like what you do whenever you should get a new pair of leaps is you should shower with them

[03:15:54] With your feet on like you should take a shower

[03:15:57] With your feet in your shoes because then it sinks into your feet. So it's like just gripping perfectly

[03:16:18] I'm gonna have to join you all more time.

[03:16:25] I'm gonna have to join you all more time.

[03:16:30] Pennsworth, not a whole lot.

[03:16:31] We need a win.

[03:16:32] We need a goalie.

[03:16:33] We need to be going home with our guys.

[03:16:34] We got international.

[03:16:35] Harry, you can do one flag should be at my top.

[03:16:36] Congratulations.

[03:16:37] You're out.

[03:16:38] Big shout out to Harry and Ritter.

[03:16:39] Woo!

[03:16:40] And so keeper.

[03:17:10] Come on, 2D.

[03:17:13] Whoo-hoo!

[03:17:15] That was fast.

[03:17:16] You got a challenge?

[03:17:17] I'll go if you don't.

[03:17:18] I got that.

[03:17:19] I got that.

[03:17:20] Okay, go after him.

[03:17:21] You're hearts.

[03:17:25] Come on, Junco.

[03:17:29] God, pens are so mental.

[03:17:31] Bro, here's a tip.

[03:17:32] Aim for the net.

[03:17:34] Hey, my ball.

[03:17:37] That's my ball.

[03:17:38] Hit it.

[03:17:39] Hey, that's our ball. Hey, that's our ball, ain't it?

[03:17:43] Hey, that's our ball!

[03:17:45] Classic.

[03:17:53] Almost pins me.

[03:18:03] Let's go!

[03:18:09] Everyone's gonna take over.

[03:18:11] Hey, Anfield!

[03:18:12] I see it, I see it.

[03:18:17] Damn.

[03:18:18] That was a good one.

[03:18:21] There's a ball.

[03:18:24] Hey, I need a ball!

[03:18:28] Oh, shit.

[03:18:31] Wow.

[03:18:39] I'm going to practice top right now.

[03:19:09] Are you okay?

[03:19:11] I know.

[03:19:12] Trivon...

[03:19:16] Son of a fuck...

[03:19:18] That's truth...

[03:19:30] I see that's what most people are going to do

[03:19:32] if they're going to be nerds.

[03:19:39] Oh, my God.

[03:19:43] I don't know if I should get my jillies for that.

[03:19:47] Hey, watch out, watch out.

[03:19:49] Ah, lucky I got you.

[03:19:51] There you go.

[03:20:09] That's like a footballer shot.

[03:20:14] That's a footballer shot.

[03:20:16] You see, crossbar challenge specialist, every time.

[03:20:38] Hey!

[03:21:16] That's what's going to happen to a lot of people.

[03:21:57] Oh, come on.

[03:21:59] Go.

[03:22:00] Good change.

[03:22:03] You ever played before?

[03:22:04] Football?

[03:22:05] I'm not.

[03:22:06] I'm playing for us.

[03:22:07] Really?

[03:22:08] Yeah, it's for us.

[03:22:09] Bro, bro, bro.

[03:22:10] Get it away.

[03:22:11] Shoot.

[03:22:12] No way.

[03:22:13] No way.

[03:22:14] Wait.

[03:22:15] Wait.

[03:22:16] Wait.

[03:22:17] Wait.

[03:22:18] Wait.

[03:22:19] Wait.

[03:22:20] Wait.

[03:22:21] Wait.

[03:22:22] Wait.

[03:22:23] Wait.

[03:22:24] Wait.

[03:22:25] Wait.

[03:22:32] Go get that.

[03:22:35] What a sweetheart.

[03:22:38] I'm nice, you think?

[03:22:43] No, not anything, guys.

[03:22:44] Oh, jeez.

[03:22:48] I'm just kidding, guys.

[03:22:49] I'm kidding.

[03:22:55] Good save.

[03:23:00] You dodged best, Max. Let's fucking go. Finally. Finally.

[03:23:11] Quick, quick, quick.

[03:23:15] Quick, quick, quick.

[03:23:25] That's the next one.

[03:23:28] You want to go after me?

[03:23:30] Yeah.

[03:23:32] Wow, wow, wow.

[03:23:35] That's well placed.

[03:23:37] I have the consistency, everything's low.

[03:23:56] Low kind of...

[03:23:58] If I put more power, it can go anywhere.

[03:24:03] need if I miss to them saving it I'm good with that if I miss to myself

[03:24:08] Skying it, I'll never forget myself

[03:24:24] But you know yours as the first time they signed my bro, what channel you guys like I was just fat. I was out of shape

[03:24:32] Oh, yeah, I just have to say, pick a leg to me.

[03:24:35] No, I just ran.

[03:24:36] It doesn't matter if you're, like, doing it in football.

[03:24:38] If you can't move, you just lose.

[03:24:40] Yeah, right.

[03:24:42] What are you doing?

[03:24:46] Water or something?

[03:24:47] You want to get hydrated?

[03:24:48] Yeah.

[03:25:02] Damn!

[03:26:02] I feel good, I'm way more confident than I was.

[03:26:31] I think it's like no one can save a somewhat fast low place shot unless it's right at them.

[03:26:50] Unless it's right after them?

[03:26:52] I'm good.

[03:27:08] What if they know you're off?

[03:27:50] Hey Ron.

[03:27:54] Thanks for the great news.

[03:27:56] I'm glad you're here.

[03:27:58] It's okay.

[03:28:00] You're welcome.

[03:28:04] It's gonna be great again.

[03:28:08] Go ahead.

[03:28:14] That was kind of all me.

[03:28:16] You had to run for it.

[03:28:18] Are you ready?

[03:28:22] Oh, the sun.

[03:28:27] Dude, when I look up, it's like I'm getting like flashbangs.

[03:28:30] Mijo.

[03:28:33] Mijo.

[03:28:36] Dude, I'm pumped up for this.

[03:28:37] The fact that I thought we were out, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:28:41] The fact that it's worth like double points is insane.

[03:28:44] Oh, this is bad for the ball, I think.

[03:28:46] The fact that it's worth double points is insane.

[03:28:51] Oh dude, so Simon says that.

[03:29:01] What if he says like, what if he says like Sidemen says,

[03:29:05] what if he says that?

[03:29:11] I gotta sit down, I need to shave.

[03:29:16] Oh, yeah.

[03:29:23] Yo, you were fucking in a wheelchair yesterday.

[03:29:26] Hey, how you doing, man?

[03:29:27] What happened? You drinkin' some movie or somethin'?

[03:29:29] Yeah, I told you, who green hand you?

[03:29:30] I believe you.

[03:29:31] All in the mic.

[03:29:32] Yeah, all in the mic, I told you.

[03:29:34] I knew you weren't hurt.

[03:29:35] I've been practicing right now.

[03:29:36] I've been practicing pants.

[03:29:37] I've been practicing.

[03:29:38] My pants shine.

[03:29:40] Wait, why are you ruffin'?

[03:29:41] I don't know, man. Just keep them on a red card, you'll approach.

[03:29:44] You're ruffin' the pants?

[03:29:45] whatever yeah what are the rules the rules are if you don't school you've got to pay me five thousand

[03:29:52] pounds five thousand dollars that's a pretty good deal so bro what happened bro to your wheelchair

[03:29:58] my wheelchair you know it is it got confiscated yeah it got confiscated this head you're gonna

[03:30:03] heal up in one to two days for me honestly I healed up in one day so then the bomb got rid of it

[03:30:09] Bro, you said you'd hit a plane, what plane?

[03:30:11] Damage, it's still, the plane hasn't hit me fully.

[03:30:14] I don't think it will ever hit me.

[03:30:16] Come on, man.

[03:30:17] You gotta be ready, bro.

[03:30:18] Don't worry.

[03:30:19] Eat your bananas, eat your vitamins, all of that.

[03:30:23] You know what I'm saying?

[03:30:24] You get strong like me.

[03:30:25] Little booms.

[03:30:26] Come on.

[03:30:27] Come on for this.

[03:30:28] I need to go pee.

[03:30:32] Over hydrated.

[03:30:33] BRN7.

[03:30:34] But, how many 2,000s were Zell's money?

[03:30:39] Yeah

[03:30:55] Are you Goldie for a friend

[03:31:06] How do you go use the pisser

[03:31:09] How do you guys do, pisser?

[03:31:13] Alright, pens are worth double.

[03:31:15] Win, win, dude, we just win pens.

[03:31:19] We place good in like...

[03:31:21] We place good, Simon says, place good, dodgeball, we win pens.

[03:31:24] Vamos, volar, carrague.

[03:31:26] We're taking home gold.

[03:31:27] I thought we were out, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:31:29] I need an MVP to set.

[03:31:31] I don't need to try to stamp a goal, right?

[03:31:34] So we're just, that is win.

[03:31:36] That's what it's like.

[03:31:37] Is this what it's like? You just have to...

[03:31:39] It's too bad.

[03:31:40] That's whatever you want.

[03:31:41] I mean, put some...

[03:31:42] You just want to get a split.

[03:31:43] You just want to get a split.

[03:31:44] You just want to get a split.

[03:31:45] Two controllers?

[03:31:46] Yeah.

[03:31:47] Two controllers.

[03:31:48] Oh!

[03:31:49] Hi, how's that?

[03:31:50] I'm so glad you're here.

[03:31:51] I'm glad you're here.

[03:31:52] I'm so glad you're here.

[03:31:53] I love watching your shows.

[03:31:54] Thank you, bro. Love you.

[03:31:55] Take care.

[03:31:56] We should control it.

[03:31:57] Thank you.

[03:31:58] Are you going to play Ploch again?

[03:31:59] Yes, yes, yes.

[03:32:00] Are you going to play with Riley?

[03:32:02] I hope they're going to the street anymore.

[03:32:04] We played the other day like a week ago.

[03:32:36] I'm trying to get him to sign this book.

[03:32:42] I'm my best friend.

[03:32:43] Okay, I'll tell them.

[03:32:44] Yeah.

[03:32:45] Okay, I'll tell them.

[03:32:46] Yeah, thank you very much.

[03:32:47] It's giving me a lot of energy.

[03:32:48] You're my best friend.

[03:32:49] You're my best friend.

[03:32:50] What did he say?

[03:32:51] He haven't eaten for us a lot.

[03:32:52] Dude, you gotta grind, bro.

[03:32:53] Get lucky to be honest.

[03:32:54] You're an LA, though.

[03:32:55] We can stream like today, tomorrow.

[03:32:56] Oh, I don't live here.

[03:32:57] We can do anything.

[03:32:58] You're not open.

[03:32:59] No, tomorrow I'm flying.

[03:33:00] I'm going to be a star.

[03:33:01] I'm going to be a star.

[03:33:02] I'm going to be a star.

[03:33:03] I'm going to be a star.

[03:33:04] I'm flying.

[03:33:09] Thank you.

[03:33:19] Thank you.

[03:33:22] Yes.

[03:33:26] Both of them.

[03:33:34] We got it.

[03:33:36] Thank you, thank you.

[03:33:38] Oh, shit.

[03:33:40] Oh, ball knowledge.

[03:33:42] All right.

[03:33:44] Yes.

[03:33:46] Can you say that this will be awesome or something like that for my students?

[03:33:50] Let's get a ball ride barrier.

[03:33:52] Can we get a ball ride barrier?

[03:33:54] Hold on.

[03:33:56] Thank you, man.

[03:33:58] Bono.

[03:34:00] Excuse me, guys.

[03:34:02] Can you sign my teacher?

[03:34:03] Yes, I'm a teacher.

[03:34:04] You're a teacher.

[03:34:05] Oh, you're a teacher?

[03:34:06] Irving Middle School?

[03:34:07] Yes!

[03:34:08] What's up?

[03:34:09] Great teacher here.

[03:34:10] Let's get a bowler.

[03:34:11] I'm a bowler.

[03:34:12] I'm a teacher.

[03:34:13] Can you sign this one here?

[03:34:14] I didn't read them.

[03:34:15] I'll be back here in a second.

[03:34:16] I'm sorry.

[03:34:17] I'm gonna pee here.

[03:34:18] Oh!

[03:34:19] Oh!

[03:34:20] Oh!

[03:34:21] Oh!

[03:34:22] Oh!

[03:34:23] Oh!

[03:34:24] Oh!

[03:34:25] Oh!

[03:34:26] Oh!

[03:34:27] Oh!

[03:34:28] Oh!

[03:34:29] Oh!

[03:34:30] Oh!

[03:35:31] I'm going to my bag.

[03:35:38] Oh.

[03:35:41] Wait, wait, wait.

[03:35:46] Uh, no.

[03:35:48] Yeah, no, look at him.

[03:35:51] We're doing all right.

[03:35:53] That's like kind of like...

[03:35:56] Oh my god, it's AC.

[03:36:03] Whoa, whoa, what did I do?

[03:36:12] We have secret in our city.

[03:36:15] Oh, wait, really?

[03:36:17] Wait, what place are you guys in?

[03:36:19] Damn, who's in first?

[03:36:21] Worldwide.

[03:36:23] International.

[03:36:25] Who's doing the worst? UK?

[03:36:28] I think so, our alumni might be last.

[03:36:32] No, I think we're in 7th now. I think alumni passed us.

[03:36:35] We went from 5th to 4th to 6th to 7th.

[03:36:39] Well, I will say you guys did good at volleyball and string.

[03:36:43] It was, um, I messed up the second game.

[03:36:46] But the penalty shootout is worth double today. It's worth double points.

[03:36:50] Like the last event, like, that's the most important event.

[03:36:53] Oh, could we do it?

[03:36:55] If we do it in dodgeball, Simon says, and then like win that,

[03:36:59] we have a chance.

[03:37:00] It depends on how everybody else does.

[03:37:02] But yeah, I don't know.

[03:37:04] Well, I know we're just trying to get it to first.

[03:37:06] International has been first this full time.

[03:37:08] Just from every event?

[03:37:09] Yes.

[03:37:10] Every single time.

[03:37:12] I wish me and Joe did not cut that.

[03:37:14] So we were so.

[03:37:15] The sword was gigantic.

[03:37:17] You couldn't see what you were cutting.

[03:37:19] What did you guys do for that?

[03:37:22] It was a watermelon where they were like saying that it's great because he cut it, you know what I mean, see?

[03:37:27] Great.

[03:37:28] Yeah, because me and my sister like, he cut it and then we couldn't go down so Ludwig like pushed it.

[03:37:33] And then I was like, fuck, like no, that's not what we were supposed to do.

[03:37:36] So the whole crowd was like, um, we were like saying, what were they saying, scambling?

[03:37:41] Scambling?

[03:37:42] There was their chance of scambling.

[03:37:44] How many of you physically couldn't get it down?

[03:37:45] Yeah, but we helped them.

[03:37:46] We gave them a second chance so, and we still got out so, I just don't know.

[03:37:50] How many points behind are you guys behind international?

[03:37:53] Is it close?

[03:37:54] It might be eight, no.

[03:37:55] God, they have a lot of points.

[03:37:56] Yeah.

[03:37:57] Yeah.

[03:37:58] I think Canada's two for the way, so.

[03:38:01] Yeah.

[03:38:02] Oh, good luck.

[03:38:03] That's right.

[03:38:04] You too.

[03:38:05] You got to get into international.

[03:38:06] What does this do?

[03:38:07] Is this headphones?

[03:38:08] That's what matters.

[03:38:09] Those are your balance cards.

[03:38:10] Wait, what?

[03:38:11] Balance cards.

[03:38:12] Balance cards.

[03:38:13] Oh, my God.

[03:38:14] This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[03:38:15] Oh, my God.

[03:38:16] This is the greatest thing ever yes yeah I promise you know our team sometimes I

[03:38:30] get a little worried. This is the greatest device ever oh my god it's like our

[03:38:36] teams are really having well I made that up so that I could like burn the fire

[03:38:42] But yeah, we need

[03:38:45] The penalty shootout is worth double

[03:38:48] The low right one that you that's good

[03:38:52] What if I get up there and I'll be like, you know, sometimes I like to try try something new and I miss out

[03:38:57] Do you think I should just keep doing it safe?

[03:38:59] Whatever you're like most consistent with maybe practice more

[03:39:03] But I think penalty shootouts worth a double point. So like if we win that we have a chance

[03:39:08] We have to do good in baseball and Simon says

[03:39:10] we have a chance okay we're gonna win okay that's double-d

[03:39:14] I still believe

[03:39:18] yeah this is this is the coolest I'm just gonna use this till the battery does

[03:39:24] Yeah, nice shirt, Robert.

[03:39:26] Thank you.

[03:39:27] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

[03:39:30] We've got a good marker.

[03:39:31] Nobody's off.

[03:39:32] Let's go, Chester.

[03:39:33] Let me, bro.

[03:39:34] Stand, baby.

[03:39:35] Yes, sir.

[03:39:36] Here we go.

[03:39:37] You're going to give this to Joe?

[03:39:38] I'm going to take you to San Diego.

[03:39:39] Ladies and gentlemen.

[03:39:40] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:39:41] I'll tell Joe.

[03:39:42] All right.

[03:39:43] So, Simon says, everyone, we're lining up along this.

[03:39:46] Big man, we're lining up along this.

[03:39:49] So Simon says, everyone, we're lining up along this...

[03:39:53] Here it is.

[03:39:55] Along the white track.

[03:39:57] Along the white track right here.

[03:39:59] All right, now listen.

[03:40:01] What happened to Chinese girls?

[03:40:03] I'll tell Joe.

[03:40:05] She's just saying, oh, I can't deal with this.

[03:40:07] All right, well listen.

[03:40:09] Hey, excuse me.

[03:40:11] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

[03:40:15] Thank you so much.

[03:40:17] I

[03:40:22] Youngest streamer

[03:40:34] Well, good luck, man. I mean I wish you well

[03:40:42] Don't give up

[03:40:47] The cooling thing is so cool.

[03:40:50] 15 years streamer, bro.

[03:40:52] I started streaming when I was,

[03:40:54] I started streaming when I was 14.

[03:40:56] I streamed Flash when I did my count.

[03:40:59] And then I started streaming when I was like 16.

[03:41:02] Wait, but I thought Bilzo's younger than him.

[03:41:04] I thought Bilzo was like 13.

[03:41:06] He just capped.

[03:41:08] He just capped, bro.

[03:41:09] 15 is not the youngest streamer.

[03:41:12] Bro, there's like Fortnite pros out of like 13.

[03:41:15] Like Josh Riley.

[03:41:17] Oh, this thing is so nice, bro. I wish it blew harder air.

[03:41:39] So, Chitty, good luck, man.

[03:41:41] Well, place your guys in. Place your guys in.

[03:41:44] I think like third or fourth, actually, because Martin got first in bull riding, bro.

[03:41:50] That was aura. Dude, his first run wasn't good, and then he got 30 seconds.

[03:41:52] And he was like celebrating.

[03:41:54] Dude, it was crazy, because like, even Todd was saying when he got off that first run, he was pissed.

[03:41:58] Like, you know what you're like, actually fucking mad?

[03:42:01] Yeah.

[03:42:01] Yeah, so that's why he then he got back on, he was like, I'm just running the shit up.

[03:42:04] Bore up, bro. That was insane.

[03:42:14] Bro, penalty shootout's worth double, it's all I needed to hear.

[03:42:35] Penalty shootout for double points.

[03:42:44] board your team my team's not going right now we're about to do guys it's

[03:42:48] winnable guys it's winnable tell Joe about the book oh wait yeah

[03:43:03] dude I just have to get low

[03:43:07] I have to get it low.

[03:43:12] Thank you.

[03:43:15] Jigsie, do me proud, football keeper.

[03:43:20] Yeah, I'm a try, bro.

[03:43:23] Here.

[03:43:25] And here's the shot.

[03:43:28] Here you go.

[03:43:30] Attempt!

[03:43:32] Look at their stomachs. You can judge their shot.

[03:43:35] a good shot. Vader's how.

[03:43:39] Well, I try to look where they look, but sometimes they like don't even look. They just stare at the ball.

[03:43:56] Clicks one FNCS. You're capping. Say you swear.

[03:44:00] Clicks one?

[03:44:03] Well, he was like dead last

[03:44:08] He was in like 15 clicks one

[03:44:12] No, he didn't

[03:44:15] Did he actually

[03:44:23] Missing oh

[03:44:25] God.

[03:44:31] Missing a dot?

[03:44:37] Plex is intense.

[03:44:42] Caught, GG.

[03:44:46] Wait, Vaders, explain that again.

[03:44:47] With their stomach, what do you mean with their stomach?

[03:44:50] Look at their planting foot, it will point where the ball is going.

[03:45:15] for my head is like.

[03:45:21] But guys, I think some of them, it's just random.

[03:45:24] Like some of them walk straight at it

[03:45:26] and hit it with their toe.

[03:45:32] Hey, I'm Jenko.

[03:45:33] What's up, man?

[03:45:33] Hey, you're a keeper, right?

[03:45:35] Yep.

[03:45:36] Dude.

[03:45:37] No.

[03:45:37] How do you feel?

[03:45:38] I'm actually pretty confident.

[03:45:39] What place are you guys in?

[03:45:41] Six.

[03:45:42] What about you?

[03:45:42] Seven.

[03:45:44] What? I think two of the next three events will be good enough.

[03:45:48] Oh, you're gonna get a nice tan going, bro.

[03:45:50] Bro, it's more of like a burn.

[03:45:52] Ah, man. You're gonna get a nice tan going.

[03:45:55] You need to dive when it's out of reach. You want me to start diving?

[03:45:59] You've been clapping a lot today?

[03:46:01] Clapping?

[03:46:02] Yeah.

[03:46:04] Dude, we got, me and Joe did so bad and I did all that. It was, we were so bad.

[03:46:08] What do you do? I thought we'd be the worst, bro.

[03:46:11] Bro, bro, yes, yes, W Clapper.

[03:46:20] Junko's ugly, or he's not ugly.

[03:46:22] Who said that?

[03:46:25] No one said that.

[03:46:26] Jason's talking to you.

[03:46:27] What does he even do?

[03:46:29] Bro, Jason.

[03:46:30] W Clapper.

[03:46:35] What was I gonna say?

[03:46:36] Oh, penalty shootout towards double points.

[03:46:38] I know.

[03:46:39] If you realize how important that is?

[03:46:40] Yeah, so we have a very important job.

[03:46:43] How do you feel about dodgeball?

[03:46:44] Do you feel good?

[03:46:45] I feel good about dodgeball.

[03:46:46] Last time I played dodgeball, it wasn't the best,

[03:46:48] but I feel like now I'm a lot more athletic.

[03:46:52] Wait, there was dodgeball last year?

[03:46:53] No, no, no.

[03:46:54] A different event, different event.

[03:46:55] Which event?

[03:46:56] I think it was like DreamCon, either DreamCon

[03:46:58] or something involving DreamCon.

[03:47:05] That's a hard one.

[03:47:06] Bro, what is this dash cam shit?

[03:47:08] I don't even know, bro.

[03:47:09] You having a good time out here?

[03:47:12] It feels like your first IRL in a long time, doesn't it?

[03:47:15] Dude, this is my first IRL since I was in England, bro.

[03:47:18] No World Cup.

[03:47:20] Oh, you're right, World Cup.

[03:47:22] Yeah, all my IRLs end up turning into something football-related.

[03:47:26] The first one I did this year was watching the sporting Arsenal game.

[03:47:30] That game sucked.

[03:47:32] That was the worst. It was nil-nil.

[03:47:34] 110 minutes. That was horrible. It was a terrible game.

[03:47:38] Is your chat like IRL is better than desktops?

[03:47:42] No, no.

[03:47:43] I mean like...

[03:47:44] They prefer desktops?

[03:47:45] Bro, my chat likes occasional IRLs, but like, I would much rather do gaming every day.

[03:47:49] Bro, because you know what it is?

[03:47:51] One hour of IRL is like three hours of gaming.

[03:47:55] Like it just, gaming flies by.

[03:47:56] This tree, bro.

[03:47:57] I love Resident Evil more.

[03:47:58] You should do it, man.

[03:47:59] Resident Evil?

[03:48:00] I know.

[03:48:01] You keep talking about it.

[03:48:02] Keeps talking about it.

[03:48:03] I'll talk to you about it on my Facebook tonight.

[03:48:05] All right, well, that's how you check in there.

[03:48:10] Good luck, bro.

[03:48:11] Good luck, man.

[03:48:12] Good luck, man.

[03:48:13] Well, Jamesy, which team are you choosing for dodgeball?

[03:48:16] Wait, we get a choice?

[03:48:17] Oh, we're in seventh.

[03:48:18] Yes, you guys get second choice.

[03:48:20] I think we just go for the best team and hope for the best.

[03:48:23] Like, we go for all stars.

[03:48:26] No, you've got to go for World Wide Bandit.

[03:48:28] Or Mexico.

[03:48:29] Bro, we should go for Mexico.

[03:48:31] USA versus Mexico.

[03:48:32] We should go for Mexico and dodgeball

[03:48:34] because they have the second most points.

[03:48:36] International could be good at dodgeball.

[03:48:49] Dude, that's not a bad shout.

[03:48:51] Bro, Mexico is second place.

[03:48:54] Dude, I mean, we'd have aura if we went for worldwide.

[03:48:58] We'd have aura, but like, if we can't,

[03:49:00] No, we can't. We need to go for Mexico.

[03:49:03] I need like a guaranteed win.

[03:49:09] I'm gonna talk to Joe and see what he says.

[03:49:19] I'm good, thank you.

[03:49:22] Yo, did we get first pit or second pit?

[03:49:25] You can't pick UK or...

[03:49:27] Why?

[03:49:28] We can't pick UK or who?

[03:49:29] Do you guys think they're killers?

[03:49:30] Yeah, so they are...

[03:49:31] Okay, we want...

[03:49:32] We want...

[03:49:33] We want...

[03:49:34] We want...

[03:49:35] We want...

[03:49:36] We want...

[03:49:37] We want...

[03:49:38] Yeah.

[03:49:39] They have the second most points.

[03:49:40] Yeah!

[03:49:41] And they look...

[03:49:42] Pretty easy and...

[03:49:43] Alright, let's take Mexico.

[03:49:44] I like it.

[03:49:45] I like it.

[03:49:46] Mexico.

[03:49:47] We go to Mexico, yeah.

[03:49:48] Trust me.

[03:49:49] Lumina looks like shit.

[03:49:51] Alumni?

[03:49:52] Yeah, we better take...

[03:49:53] Alumni.

[03:49:54] I wanted to show him pranks and kicks.

[03:50:03] Hell is Joe.

[03:50:15] I gotta take this thing off.

[03:50:16] But where's Joe?

[03:50:24] Are you ready? dodgeball is gonna be maybe better than volleyball in terms of cinema. Really? Bro, bro dodgeball cinema

[03:50:31] Are you ready? Yeah, I'm just trying to play some. I actually haven't played all day. Wait, really?

[03:50:37] You're not yet anything yet

[03:50:39] But I kind of feel like you yesterday why I didn't do anything. Yeah, I just do it

[03:50:44] I want to win dodgeball so fuck we have not won an event. Hey, what place you guys in? 7th

[03:50:49] Jits we've gotten second third. We have not won an event. Jits

[03:50:54] I mean honestly the penalty kicks gonna be hard for everyone on my team

[03:50:58] It's gonna be like I can depends we were taking there's no nerves because you just take a hundred

[03:51:02] Yeah, the pens with the crowd going it's gonna be so fucking nerve-wracking

[03:51:06] so

[03:51:10] Fuck do I hit if I if I scored right?

[03:51:12] Do I do this and then sue? I think this crowd doesn't know what the fuck that is

[03:51:17] This crowd's probably 95% Americans.

[03:51:22] And probably 85% of them probably don't watch.

[03:51:26] Yeah, I'd say 90%.

[03:51:28] It's more like a chess.

[03:51:30] Yeah, I still go for it anyways,

[03:51:32] because if the crowd doesn't do anything, it's even funnier.

[03:51:35] If you score a pen, do that.

[03:51:37] I'll get back.

[03:51:38] Please, that'll be so funny.

[03:51:40] Ronaldo!

[03:51:42] Ronaldo!

[03:51:47] Yeah, I need to, um, I already warmed up my pen.

[03:51:53] I need to, my saving is not as good as my pen taker, which is more important because I have to do five.

[03:51:59] I'm going to be a net five times and it'll be striking one time.

[03:52:02] Wait, so how does it work for me?

[03:52:04] I just strike.

[03:52:05] You are literally, if you're not a keeper, who's a keeper? Katie?

[03:52:07] I think.

[03:52:08] She's good. Katie, Katie's like unbiasedly.

[03:52:11] I think she's the best pen taker I've seen here. I'm not kidding.

[03:52:14] or the Canadian girl who's French.

[03:52:17] Cocoa team.

[03:52:18] Oh, God. Cocoa's ass, bro.

[03:52:20] No, bro. No, she's good.

[03:52:21] No, she's not.

[03:52:22] I saw, like, everyone's pens.

[03:52:23] Contenders!

[03:52:24] Oh, they're about to start dodgeball around 1.

[03:52:26] Wait, dodgeball's... Okay.

[03:52:28] You can watch it.

[03:52:29] You can watch it here.

[03:52:30] Okay.

[03:52:31] Okay.

[03:52:32] Okay.

[03:52:33] Okay.

[03:52:34] Okay.

[03:52:35] Okay.

[03:52:36] Okay.

[03:52:37] Okay.

[03:52:38] Okay.

[03:52:39] Okay.

[03:52:40] Okay.

[03:52:41] Okay.

[03:52:42] Okay.

[03:52:43] Okay.

[03:52:44] I do my boots

[03:52:57] Yeah, I saw everyone take a pen the two best pen takers are

[03:53:02] Katie B and Cocoa and

[03:53:05] Enzo if he actually had boots would probably be up there too, but Enzo is like he doesn't have boots

[03:53:10] Agents good, dude, agents good, too, agents like little less consistent, but Katie and

[03:53:16] Coco are the two best pen takers, for sure.

[03:53:19] All right, dodgeball.

[03:53:22] Hey, Joe.

[03:53:24] There's a guy over there who wants you to sign up.

[03:53:28] He's like, just whenever you go to, like, this or something.

[03:53:33] I think we play next.

[03:53:34] I'll tell you a question.

[03:53:35] They're sucking in points.

[03:53:37] You just throw it in the white you could be outside

[03:53:41] What do you mean like in the box?

[03:53:43] Throw in the box, but you can like wrap all since it out here, but you could also get it out

[03:53:47] Can I cross all right? Can I go up to that line? Yeah, but you can't go past it. We play second row

[03:53:53] Yeah, that's what made it keep my boots on

[03:53:56] Yeah, it's more you're more

[03:54:03] Yeah, um do the game as a big

[03:54:07] Game has been locked.

[03:54:10] This is gonna be so much fun.

[03:54:12] Who's do dodgeball games can last like ten fucking minutes.

[03:54:15] Are there like revives in this or this?

[03:54:17] If you catch, you get a revive.

[03:54:19] In order to say, you get out, I get out, he catches, you're in.

[03:54:24] He can't choose.

[03:54:26] Boys, we'll come back with some eyes and lock it up.

[03:54:31] What?

[03:54:33] Oh.

[03:54:37] I'm excited to see how these games go.

[03:54:51] We need to tee up.

[03:54:54] Like I'm talking like win everything.

[03:54:58] Simon says maybe if we do good that's fine.

[03:55:01] We need to win this.

[03:55:02] We need to win this in pens.

[03:55:05] For sure.

[03:55:06] win pens. The dream is alive we need to lock it.

[03:55:11] Where do they start? That light line.

[03:55:15] Yes.

[03:55:22] Wait Joe, do I need to throw behind that line there?

[03:55:27] That's a stance question. When you grab ball you can't immediately throw it.

[03:55:32] Like that line you have to grab and then run back somewhat. I would ask him though

[03:55:40] I'm sitting down

[03:55:46] There's no downside basically they can't immediately chop it out

[03:56:02] What do you think is winning this game?

[03:56:09] UK or Alameda?

[03:56:11] I'm not.

[03:56:12] This is probably the worst game.

[03:56:16] It's like first target.

[03:56:18] It's his hitbox.

[03:56:20] His hitbox is insane.

[03:56:22] If I was them I'd go literally for his legs.

[03:56:26] It's just...

[03:56:28] I want to see where they're throwing from.

[03:56:31] This event is going to be so sad.

[03:56:40] So is it catch a revive?

[03:56:42] Yes.

[03:56:43] Okay.

[03:56:44] Well, it must nobody's out.

[03:56:45] Nobody's out.

[03:56:46] Yeah.

[03:56:47] They're just out.

[03:56:48] That's cinema.

[03:56:49] Because then you could like 1v5 hide in the plane if you got a couple hundred.

[03:56:58] Yeah, I'll do a towel.

[03:56:59] Towel?

[03:57:00] Yeah.

[03:57:01] Thank you so much

[03:57:27] What is happening what is going on

[03:57:31] What is happening?

[03:57:34] Someone stepped over the line?

[03:57:42] Oh, someone stepped over the line so they're resetting it.

[03:57:51] I can't step over the line.

[03:58:03] Damn, so you just got to slow down halfway.

[03:58:16] You just basically take like four steps and then you have to slow down.

[03:58:19] Cause you can't run over.

[03:58:21] Yeah.

[03:58:31] How does it work once it's going?

[03:58:33] Are people just gonna throw balls at us from the side?

[03:58:36] Like, how's that gonna work?

[03:58:43] Bro, this is like corny shit where they're like arguing like just fucking flying.

[03:58:49] can step over the line.

[03:59:08] GQ both teams.

[03:59:11] What's the argument? They're stepping over the line?

[03:59:14] I don't really blame them though. You have so much momentum.

[03:59:17] Just grab the ball and fucking throw it guys.

[03:59:19] Who cares if they separate the line and take the ball back?

[03:59:21] It's not a rule in regular dodgeball.

[03:59:23] I'm sure it is, but like who can't do it?

[03:59:25] If they get the ball, just come back and start it.

[03:59:29] People are gonna keep fucking doing it.

[03:59:40] Okay, it's going.

[03:59:42] So like where do you get the balls from now? Do people just throw them at you?

[03:59:46] Yeah, you have to pick up the ones.

[03:59:48] That's what I was out.

[03:59:52] It's like not out.

[03:59:52] You just got in the fucking leg.

[03:59:54] Wait, what?

[03:59:56] Maybe it didn't.

[03:59:56] Do the bouncers count?

[03:59:57] Like, it bounces into you?

[03:59:58] If you bounce, if you deflect off a ball, it doesn't.

[04:00:09] Dude, I don't know.

[04:00:12] Yeah, these games are going to take four apples.

[04:00:14] just best of one. I gotta hope so. Because people are going to be scared to throw it,

[04:00:20] scared to go for the ball, they're just going to play back.

[04:00:31] For your balls.

[04:00:32] Yeah, yeah.

[04:00:34] You want a bite?

[04:00:36] All right.

[04:00:40] Y'all, we chose Canada.

[04:00:44] So here's my question.

[04:00:46] Let's say I'm not getting up a pole.

[04:00:49] You can't run out of balance, right?

[04:00:51] What do you mean?

[04:00:52] You'd like to dodge something.

[04:00:53] Can I run out?

[04:00:54] Probably.

[04:00:56] I would assume so.

[04:00:57] That's like cheese.

[04:01:02] One of the fans has a ball.

[04:01:14] Like near Philadelphia, New Jersey.

[04:01:16] Oh, see I got you watching the bro.

[04:01:18] Yeah, that's crazy.

[04:01:20] What team do you guys support?

[04:01:22] NBA?

[04:01:23] Uh, Orlando Magic.

[04:01:25] Orlando.

[04:01:26] Yeah, they're not having been good in a long time.

[04:01:30] Damn.

[04:01:31] That was Brooklyn, Brooklyn, man.

[04:01:34] But it went, when Kyrie left, I saw what you basketball.

[04:01:37] Yeah, they had Kyrie and Katie,

[04:01:38] but they were both injured at separate times,

[04:01:40] so they never actually played that many games together.

[04:01:43] They were trading off getting injured.

[04:01:45] Damn.

[04:01:46] Yeah, I'm lucky.

[04:01:47] I'm lucky.

[04:01:48] Kyrie's probably my favorite, yeah, my favorite player.

[04:01:51] I love Kyrie.

[04:01:54] When he was young on the Cavs without LeBron, dude,

[04:01:56] he was so fucking good.

[04:01:58] I just can't fucking understand how LeBron James is

[04:02:02] in his 40s in the NBA.

[04:02:06] It's because like, in his son, that's the craziest shit.

[04:02:10] You're, you play in the NBA, you have a kid,

[04:02:12] that kid gets old enough to play in the NBA

[04:02:15] while you're still in the NBA.

[04:02:18] It's because like, I think LeBron adapted in his career,

[04:02:23] like when he was on the heat,

[04:02:25] he was like a high flying slasher.

[04:02:27] That was a really good catch.

[04:02:29] Now LeBron, he gets more rebounds, he gets more assists.

[04:02:32] Like he turned into more, he just adapted.

[04:02:34] And that's why he's had so much on his head.

[04:02:36] I think he should aim at legs.

[04:02:38] Yeah, but it's easy to jump though.

[04:02:41] Yeah, because if you aim at their hands,

[04:02:42] they're just gonna catch it.

[04:02:44] They're just gonna catch it.

[04:02:46] And the last thing you wanna do

[04:02:47] is throw like a cupcake to someone.

[04:02:50] Like that's the last thing you should do.

[04:02:52] Yeah, I feel like no one's crossing that line.

[04:03:06] I guess you have to throw behind that line.

[04:03:08] No, Jason was up at mid.

[04:03:10] Oh, that's what I'm doing.

[04:03:12] I don't care.

[04:03:13] I'm getting people out.

[04:03:15] If I get out, getting, and I get two people out, I'm cool, or three.

[04:03:28] Dude, I'm getting the same nerves I had for the fucking hundred right now.

[04:03:32] I feel like dodgeball is like...

[04:03:34] It's a lot more exhilarating than volleyball

[04:03:38] because you're just like, you're, it's a team game, but like,

[04:03:41] if you fuck up, you're out.

[04:03:44] That sucks.

[04:03:46] Yeah, volleyball, I'll actually take that back.

[04:03:48] Volleyball was more cinema.

[04:03:51] The dog ball could be good.

[04:03:51] I wish volleyball was like...

[04:03:53] Best of Provenberg.

[04:03:54] Yeah.

[04:03:55] It's too fast.

[04:03:55] It mattered more, like more points.

[04:03:58] Yes, like, best of threes, the whole way.

[04:04:00] Best of threes semis and finals.

[04:04:02] That'd be so good.

[04:04:06] Yeah, I fucked us on volleyball.

[04:04:08] But also, Nice Big was just owning us, like, on the net.

[04:04:11] Like, just, he had fucking fours on the front line.

[04:04:14] I think they're both out.

[04:04:16] Oh no.

[04:04:18] They just have to get out.

[04:04:20] Wait, so Joe, if I bounce it and then it hits somebody's ankle, they're out, right?

[04:04:24] What?

[04:04:25] If I bounce it, it's a dead ball.

[04:04:27] Oh, instantly?

[04:04:28] Yeah.

[04:04:29] If I hit it, say I hit deflect the ball, I'm pretty sure that's not a dead ball.

[04:04:35] Like say I hit a ball with a ball, you can catch that ball and that person's out.

[04:04:39] Yeah, like, boom, then you pop it up and then...

[04:04:41] But the odds that happens is like the blows with these both alumni wins. All right, we're next

[04:05:05] Mexico

[04:05:07] And Jason the ween of Butterfingers right off her hands

[04:05:16] Honestly great throw had a little curvature on it had some spin

[04:05:20] Can't corral it. I think what happens to any sort of longer form streamer games. We see the meta develop before all right

[04:05:28] Let's introduce our next two teams playing

[04:05:31] first up we got

[04:05:34] D

[04:05:35] Mexico

[04:05:37] Now, you guys were chosen as the opponents by Team USA.

[04:05:48] Do you know that?

[04:05:49] USA chose to go against you.

[04:05:53] Does that give you a chip on your shoulder?

[04:05:55] Why do they think?

[04:05:56] They think you were easy pickings?

[04:05:57] They chose to lose first.

[04:05:58] They chose to lose first.

[04:05:59] All right.

[04:06:00] You all ready?

[04:06:01] So you guys know what you have to do?

[04:06:04] So you guys know what you have to do, what you got to do here, you got to run, you can't

[04:06:10] cross the line.

[04:06:11] Okay, at any moment or touch it, don't touch this line, please, please.

[04:06:19] Let's introduce the opponents.

[04:06:21] Give it up for Team USA!

[04:06:27] Tyler, what up?

[04:06:33] You chose team Mexico.

[04:06:35] Why absolutely? Why so confident?

[04:06:37] They're unathletic. Every single one of them.

[04:06:39] Who's athletic on their team?

[04:06:40] Danny Bins threw the cube farther than you.

[04:06:42] He had a bad shoulder.

[04:06:44] So you think you beat them in this game?

[04:06:46] You'll see. Absolutely.

[04:06:47] Do you guys know you can't cross that middle line even when grabbing the first ball?

[04:06:50] Do you know if you do, I'm going to call you out and you're going to get mad at me?

[04:06:53] So what's on the line is out.

[04:06:55] I don't want you touching the line.

[04:06:57] Don't even think about the line except for when you should think about not crossing it.

[04:07:02] All right guys, we're being very serious about this line, including the first runoff.

[04:07:11] Be smart here.

[04:07:12] Jinxie, be smart here.

[04:07:14] All right, team Mexico, are we ready?

[04:07:18] Team USA, are we ready?

[04:07:21] All right, ready?

[04:07:24] Go!

[04:07:25] It's a border war, Mexico version of the United States Army.

[04:07:31] You're out you're out you're out and one rule you're out

[04:07:36] It's crazy how often happens. I can't believe it. He warns them. This is a matchup that could easily

[04:07:47] Unloads a curving shot to get out one of the Mexican players

[04:07:56] Okay, right now

[04:08:01] got an arm on it.

[04:08:03] What is that?

[04:08:04] Jungle hook.

[04:08:05] Tunk of touch one, I guess.

[04:08:06] The judge says play on it.

[04:08:07] I think it was passed from a teammate, so they're not out.

[04:08:10] America takes a 4-2 lead against the Mexican team.

[04:08:15] This is a massive battle because Mexico currently

[04:08:19] sits second in the overall rankings.

[04:08:23] This would be an epic collapse.

[04:08:25] But USA, Iron Down, confidence, like our stars in bars,

[04:08:30] unwavering. Yes, we are an awesome country that doesn't do anything bad.

[04:08:35] Dude, Jinx is in Hunter Eyes. Do you see that?

[04:08:38] He's talking to feel looking, looking at his next target. Very intimidating.

[04:08:46] He's an intense guy.

[04:08:47] Danny Bantz, almost hit back to his hand.

[04:08:49] Danny Bantz is low key and MVP.

[04:08:52] Oh, that's lying! Jinx is in because he's still in.

[04:08:55] Look at him!

[04:08:57] Jinx is in because he's in!

[04:08:59] Poe is across the line!

[04:09:01] Unbelievable.

[04:09:03] That's the eagle eye of Ludwig Hagerin.

[04:09:05] It's why we're up here calling the shots from a drone.

[04:09:07] Ludwig's got his eyes on the ground.

[04:09:09] It's three on one.

[04:09:11] Something's gotta give.

[04:09:13] This is not an impossible position, right?

[04:09:15] You catch one and you're back in the game.

[04:09:17] And they're also...

[04:09:19] USA is completely on defense.

[04:09:21] Looking at our next target.

[04:09:23] Who's it going to be?

[04:09:24] Tonka's pretty wide.

[04:09:25] Tonka's pretty slow.

[04:09:26] Is she going with a shot clocked by her?

[04:09:29] You got to go, Wendy.

[04:09:30] Here it comes.

[04:09:31] She was an expert bull rider.

[04:09:33] Can she?

[04:09:34] No, she was part of the cut.

[04:09:35] At five minutes, we add more balls.

[04:09:36] At five minutes, we add more balls to both sides.

[04:09:39] Yes.

[04:09:40] Of the cutting team.

[04:09:42] Yeah, that's not that long.

[04:09:44] That's right.

[04:09:45] What's the thought?

[04:09:46] I mean, sometimes I blow them into it.

[04:09:49] I think your best best is giving them the balls and then catching one.

[04:09:52] I think that's your best bet. I really do.

[04:09:56] I think you go for Tonka here. He doesn't have the agility.

[04:10:00] We've seen it bounce off his mitt before. Watch that line!

[04:10:04] I say fake towards Jinxie. All eyes are on him and just uncork it.

[04:10:08] I'll be honest with you, you gotta do something.

[04:10:12] A comfort with the team. Icing out the USA team.

[04:10:18] team.

[04:10:19] Mario on the sidelines as well.

[04:10:23] Everyone's a foul.

[04:10:24] She goes, pump, take.

[04:10:25] And...

[04:10:26] Okay.

[04:10:27] Nobody home.

[04:10:28] Honestly, that's okay.

[04:10:29] But now it's the hardest position.

[04:10:30] Okay.

[04:10:31] Chinksy.

[04:10:32] He's got the hunter eyes.

[04:10:33] He's going up.

[04:10:34] Here's one.

[04:10:35] You're out.

[04:10:36] Chinksy, you're out.

[04:10:37] Chinksy, that is...

[04:10:38] Oh, come on.

[04:10:39] Mario with the throw.

[04:10:40] Oh, slick dodge.

[04:10:41] Oh, my God.

[04:10:43] Why are you with the throw?

[04:10:44] Oh, slick dodge!

[04:10:48] Guys, there's genuinely one rule. There's one.

[04:10:52] I just got to watch that.

[04:10:54] I think this might just go down.

[04:10:55] One minute and 30 seconds we're going to add more balls.

[04:10:57] Alright, Edwin.

[04:10:58] And one minute and 30 seconds we're going to be adding more balls.

[04:11:02] You know, I will say this.

[04:11:04] This is also how Mexico played during crate stacking.

[04:11:08] This is slow, circle camping.

[04:11:10] Fireballs in the corner.

[04:11:13] Yes.

[04:11:14] They're a pattern, you know.

[04:11:15] What does this mean?

[04:11:16] Oh, the bubble fake.

[04:11:17] Right, bubble fake doesn't happen.

[04:11:19] You gotta throw them eventually.

[04:11:23] Tonka skates.

[04:11:24] Wendy, you have 55 seconds before we add more balls.

[04:11:27] And she's getting the clock called.

[04:11:29] Wendy, here we go.

[04:11:30] She's ready to win this 15 Mexico.

[04:11:32] She goes to split the seam.

[04:11:34] Tonka picks it up, puts his hands up in disgust.

[04:11:38] He has a bum shoulder as he told us when he did the tungsten toss. It's a good new effect bouncing like a basketball

[04:11:45] You got 30 seconds left before we add more balls

[04:11:50] When you got a coming bounce unless you're grabbing a ball, okay

[04:11:58] This port not a lot to report it's kind of just a waiting game here she comes with the double action

[04:12:08] That is game, that is a final score of three up for Team USA due to the final grab

[04:12:15] Versus zero for Team Mexico Team USA will move on Team Mexico. You have been eliminated round of positive team Mexico, everybody

[04:12:24] USA badly needed that we will see them again

[04:12:28] Guys

[04:12:33] You can sit back here and we'll follow you boss

[04:12:38] You guys just want to you guys want to feed Joe

[04:12:43] Yeah, you're going to missles. I'm staring at them look at I'm looking right and I know that fucker in the left

[04:12:50] It's not thinking I'm gonna throw it at him. Yeah, fucking you do not misdirection throw it at somebody else

[04:12:55] I can't throw up and if we have like if we have five balls

[04:12:58] Let's just target one person like pick a person that cannot dodge five balls

[04:13:03] Yeah

[04:13:05] Oh

[04:13:07] I got out because she threw like a lob and I went for it and it like grazed my fingertips and then I

[04:13:13] Oh, you remember the catch I should have just not I don't really go

[04:13:15] I don't think I'm gonna go for catches anymore dude. I'm I'm not having on the line again. That's the lamest way to get out

[04:13:23] Right top four top four already good. Yeah. Yeah fucking huge. I'm getting a water real quick. Oh

[04:13:28] Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much, dude. I think we're just gonna have an excess of balls

[04:13:37] Yeah, we need to do like 3v1 3v1

[04:13:40] 41 and you like dude if you rip two balls like I'm gonna throw to the right you throw to the left kind of thing

[04:13:46] Dude, yeah, the first person you got out that was

[04:13:58] And then it curves too and they can't predict it.

[04:14:02] We both these teams are doing good. I guess we want all stars to win.

[04:14:05] Or no, we want Canada to win, we want Canada to win.

[04:14:08] Well, who do we play the winner of this? Or I think we play the winner of the next one.

[04:14:11] We would, no, we already have our opponents. It's the winner of the first game.

[04:14:14] Was it alumni? It's alumni.

[04:14:15] Are you sure?

[04:14:16] Yes, yes, because that's how the bracket works.

[04:14:18] Shit.

[04:14:19] We play alumni next dude. Come on.

[04:14:21] Come on.

[04:14:22] I just wish I could go for that.

[04:14:24] Dude, that was a missile.

[04:14:28] I knew when we warmed up, when you threw that at me, I was like, he's gonna throw fucking missiles.

[04:14:32] Bro, I just think, like, in my mind, I'm like, if you're a 1v3, I don't think they should do five minutes.

[04:14:37] I think it's 20 seconds to throw a fucking bomb.

[04:14:39] Five minutes is a good thing.

[04:14:40] In regular dodgeball, there's no way they're doing five minutes.

[04:14:42] It's like, 10 seconds.

[04:14:43] I get it, like, she was in a bad scenario, but dude, she was talking to her team.

[04:14:47] Literally, the show got a comms.

[04:14:48] Yeah.

[04:14:54] Excuse.

[04:14:55] But I don't mind, we won, because...

[04:14:56] Nah, shit.

[04:14:57] I think they play a lot.

[04:14:58] Why do you think you were out and then you were back in?

[04:15:01] It was a dead ball and it hit you?

[04:15:03] No, so someone crossed the line and they hit me.

[04:15:06] They crossed the line and hit me and sent it to the count.

[04:15:08] They end up getting out.

[04:15:10] If you cross the line, you're out.

[04:15:10] That's the biggest fuck up I don't.

[04:15:12] She crossed the line, Maya's out.

[04:15:13] What?

[04:15:14] They don't call him.

[04:15:14] Wait, she crossed the line?

[04:15:17] Are you sure?

[04:15:18] Fucked up.

[04:15:18] 100%.

[04:15:19] Right here.

[04:15:22] I feel like that's what he says they're calling it.

[04:15:24] I think they're calling it.

[04:15:26] Yeah, I think if you're here, they're just going,

[04:15:28] like, because in my mind, I wouldn't call that,

[04:15:32] like if I was a ref, then your foot's on the line.

[04:15:34] Well, you have no advantage.

[04:15:35] This is an advantage.

[04:15:36] Yeah, because you're like cutting off someone.

[04:15:37] You over-extending them, yeah.

[04:15:39] Now they can't even get the ball.

[04:15:41] That's an advantage.

[04:15:42] I'm gonna get a little closer.

[04:15:43] I want to...

[04:15:46] What up, Brad?

[04:15:47] What's up, buddy?

[04:15:48] Having a good day?

[04:15:49] Yeah, hell yeah, Brad.

[04:15:50] Dude, I think we're gonna make...

[04:15:50] Wait, are y'all playing next?

[04:15:52] Yeah.

[04:15:53] Who do you play?

[04:15:54] I'm playing Fizz.

[04:15:55] I'm on the win, bro.

[04:15:58] I thought you were saying your team was going to be

[04:15:59] AF y'all are in first, bro.

[04:16:00] Nah, I thought it was going to be Ash.

[04:16:02] I told you your team was good.

[04:16:03] I didn't know, bro.

[04:16:05] Now, you got the Hong Kong advantage, bro.

[04:16:07] I know, I know.

[04:16:08] The crowds didn't say it.

[04:16:09] Love y'all.

[04:16:12] Wait, mine stepped over the line?

[04:16:13] No, I'm slow.

[04:16:15] That's like the worst way to get out.

[04:16:17] That or like trying to catch a cupcake and drop this?

[04:16:20] If we win, I think we play against y'all, right?

[04:16:23] No, no.

[04:16:24] You play against these guys. Whoever wins this.

[04:16:28] But if you make the finals, and we make the finals, we play.

[04:16:31] Okay, okay, okay.

[04:16:33] Oh, yo.

[04:16:34] They got big boy out.

[04:16:38] Big boy.

[04:16:39] I'll do the outs.

[04:16:40] Or is he standing behind a wrap?

[04:16:47] Come back, come back.

[04:16:48] Ron, come back.

[04:16:50] Come back to me.

[04:16:53] What the fuck?

[04:16:54] It's just Ron.

[04:16:56] It's just Ron.

[04:16:58] It's just Ron.

[04:17:00] I want to see it come back.

[04:17:02] Oh my god.

[04:17:04] Oh!

[04:17:06] You're in, Ron.

[04:17:08] You're in, you're in.

[04:17:10] Or hit the ground before it hit him.

[04:17:12] Imagine Ron solo clutches.

[04:17:14] Come on, Ron!

[04:17:16] Come on, Ron!

[04:17:20] But at least he's stable.

[04:17:22] But at least he's stable!

[04:17:24] Oh my god, oh my god, he almost got a double kill.

[04:17:31] Oh brother.

[04:17:32] Oh my turn, my turn, man!

[04:17:37] Dude, All-Star's getting first round and it's really good for us.

[04:17:40] Like, fuck that's good.

[04:17:43] That's really good.

[04:17:49] Wait, so how does the points work?

[04:17:51] Is it gonna be point differential like how many people you had alive?

[04:17:57] Like like if I have five people alive and they have zero it's literally five points

[04:18:03] Let's see you

[04:18:05] Thank you. So like the closer game the worst kind of you want to like blow someone out to get like got it

[04:18:11] I don't think he stepped over dude. I'm gonna be honest. It did not look like it

[04:18:27] Can we just use our thing?

[04:18:29] Where else would I know the voice?

[04:18:35] Ronald will solo clutch. He hit one and almost hit two.

[04:18:38] Hey, I'll say I'll just use his phone.

[04:18:39] Okay.

[04:18:40] Yeah, but okay, but they use D.A.R.

[04:18:42] They say he's not out.

[04:18:44] Then are they running it back one before?

[04:18:46] You gotta hurry!

[04:18:47] You gotta hurry!

[04:18:48] My god, they're doing it.

[04:18:49] I don't think he was out.

[04:18:54] I don't think I'm on a wing still.

[04:18:56] they're using it I do I don't think you were across the line I don't think I was

[04:19:00] you could have solo clutch kid I don't think you over the line even if I was

[04:19:05] I look you don't know if I could one be three right now but it's kind of a snap

[04:19:08] if you want to be there now I did nothing else to use it for you went on the

[04:19:15] line bro I just seen a clip I don't think you were over the line I'm like a

[04:19:21] hundred percent sure I could have been the clip I have like four balls we can

[04:19:24] Here we go, here we go.

[04:19:28] What?

[04:19:30] Not even close.

[04:19:30] No, why are you?

[04:19:31] Not even close.

[04:19:34] Not even close.

[04:19:35] On the line.

[04:19:36] He's lesing on the line.

[04:19:40] Oh, if any part of it touches the line?

[04:19:44] Wait, where are the balls?

[04:19:45] Bower the line!

[04:19:47] Wait, if it touches, that's a little different.

[04:19:49] I thought he was saying this.

[04:19:51] This is a shadow! This is a shadow!

[04:19:54] You don't even see them.

[04:19:56] You're really getting on my nerves.

[04:19:59] Yeah, we're done here.

[04:20:01] I'm shadow.

[04:20:03] I'm shadow.

[04:20:05] Get in there, Joe. Tell him what that is.

[04:20:07] Give us the meal.

[04:20:09] What, that's one before?

[04:20:10] Yeah, one.

[04:20:11] Keep going, keep going now.

[04:20:12] That's four, yeah.

[04:20:14] Now, how does your cookie moving go?

[04:20:17] Shadow, shadow.

[04:20:18] That's his shadow.

[04:20:19] But just don't look that one.

[04:20:21] I don't think you have to say anything.

[04:20:22] I don't think you have to say anything.

[04:20:23] It's not like a replay of a game.

[04:20:25] He's not on the line.

[04:20:26] You're still in 1v4.

[04:20:27] That's green.

[04:20:28] I was like this.

[04:20:29] Look, look, look, look, look.

[04:20:30] Like this.

[04:20:31] Like that.

[04:20:32] That's a shadow.

[04:20:33] It was a shadow.

[04:20:34] I'm not going to lie.

[04:20:35] You think your foot turned enough?

[04:20:36] Yeah.

[04:20:37] Can I say something?

[04:20:38] Yeah.

[04:20:39] I don't think it's more than one.

[04:20:40] Mine, your fur is cheap.

[04:20:42] Wonderful.

[04:20:43] Whatever, Brad.

[04:20:44] Whatever, Brad.

[04:20:45] Let me compare my reps.

[04:20:46] Let me compare my reps.

[04:20:47] Reps!

[04:20:48] You have the huddle.

[04:20:49] Evil games, part nine.

[04:20:51] She has a photo.

[04:20:53] Shouldn't it matter if we flip?

[04:20:55] Joe, shouldn't it matter if we flip here?

[04:20:59] Oh, you have an advantage. You're over the line.

[04:21:02] How's that an advantage?

[04:21:04] How's that an advantage? This would be an advantage.

[04:21:07] That would be an advantage. This is not.

[04:21:10] That doesn't help.

[04:21:13] How do you benefit from that?

[04:21:15] But now I'm tweaking his eye over the line.

[04:21:45] Now we feel it!

[04:22:07] Photo?

[04:22:10] Bro, he's not over the line!

[04:22:15] Yeah, but I wasn't over it.

[04:22:27] Dude, look, bro, this is how the rules should work.

[04:22:36] If you're there, that's not touching.

[04:22:39] You don't get an advantage here.

[04:22:41] If you're a winner, that I understand.

[04:22:44] All right.

[04:22:51] Yeah, he strongly disagreed.

[04:23:00] Yeah, he's strongly disagreeing all right man, I think dude international

[04:23:21] International is gonna win. Yeah, I've got news bro. What because we won that means we're playing you

[04:23:26] No, we play alumni you play the winner of this. Oh, yes, so you guys play the winner of this game

[04:23:46] I just want to win

[04:23:48] Dude, don't you think though, it should matter if like that happens, not that?

[04:23:54] Like it matters if you're over, not touching.

[04:23:57] Yeah.

[04:23:58] Like what?

[04:23:59] I don't think on the lines.

[04:24:02] France already has two people out.

[04:24:04] France got two people out.

[04:24:06] Bro, like that's crazy.

[04:24:08] The skill gap is not going over the line.

[04:24:10] Not even going near the line.

[04:24:12] That big guy is going to be easy to hit.

[04:24:16] huge. Oh that's a shit throw. What the fuck. Yeah I think that's like lame.

[04:24:26] Bronborn before and would have been hilarious.

[04:24:35] Is he rated the overhand thing? You gotta do the sideline. I know. When you throw

[04:24:39] overhand it just fucking puts it back.

[04:24:46] Bro, but if I sidewind, I might fucking throw it up into someone's hand.

[04:24:50] We want France to actually win.

[04:24:53] Yeah, we need them to win, because international has the most points.

[04:24:56] By far, too.

[04:24:57] They're up by, like, eight or six?

[04:25:00] It's a two-me-three-go.

[04:25:04] Who's winning, international?

[04:25:05] Yeah.

[04:25:06] Well, because France got two people off fucking, out-riff, or off-riff.

[04:25:11] Yeah, being the first team to go on this event would suck, because I would definitely just

[04:25:15] run over the line on the, and I'll just be pissed.

[04:25:20] Well, if nobody knows how to throw a fucking ball.

[04:25:23] Oh, wait.

[04:25:28] You have to, like, retreat, and then when you can,

[04:25:30] just charge up to the line and throw a piss message.

[04:25:35] How do you feel, Ron?

[04:25:36] Hi, bro.

[04:25:37] I think that's kind of bullshit.

[04:25:38] Bad challenge.

[04:25:39] But you weren't a one-v-4.

[04:25:40] There's no other challenge.

[04:25:41] What else am I going to do?

[04:25:42] Well, I think if Simon says.

[04:25:43] Yeah, I agree.

[04:25:44] Yeah, I think that's the only challenge you could do.

[04:25:46] Oh, Simon said it's going to be VAR challenge.

[04:25:47] Even if you won the challenge, you're just at such a shit spot.

[04:25:50] Like, low key, though, I had all the balls.

[04:25:53] You hit somebody.

[04:25:54] I low-key think I had a chance.

[04:25:56] Caught a ball.

[04:25:58] We're good.

[04:25:58] The catch would have been huge, because then you have two.

[04:26:01] And you get somebody out.

[04:26:02] He just bad.

[04:26:03] Catches are high-risk, high-roar.

[04:26:05] You're on the line.

[04:26:05] Like, even when you get it, it's kind of a mickey.

[04:26:07] Yeah, I know.

[04:26:08] It's like the lamest way to get out.

[04:26:09] I'm just not good across the line.

[04:26:11] You should get one warning in my opinion.

[04:26:15] I think you have to go over the line.

[04:26:16] Now I said it.

[04:26:17] Touch the line, you have to go over the line.

[04:26:19] That's the, you don't get an advantage from that.

[04:26:22] Even if you're over the line, you get like,

[04:26:24] how big of an advantage do you really get?

[04:26:26] Uh, an inch, bro, look at an inch.

[04:26:29] If you touch the line, what advantage do you get?

[04:26:31] Nothing.

[04:26:32] Exactly.

[04:26:34] Whatever, bro.

[04:26:35] G.H.

[04:26:36] Yeah, G.H.

[04:26:37] I mean, wait, so do you only get one VAR

[04:26:40] for the whole like two days.

[04:26:41] Oh, God.

[04:26:42] That's what I'm saying, like, what else might he do?

[04:26:43] Have you used R-V-A-R or not?

[04:26:44] Bro, you guys, if you do get out, you should use it.

[04:26:48] Cause like, bro, Simon says it's pro.

[04:26:49] But you only use it if there's something

[04:26:51] it's usable for, like that.

[04:26:52] penalty shootout, there's gonna be like,

[04:26:54] I just don't see a road where there's a, yeah.

[04:26:56] matchup on goalie, not being where he needs to stand.

[04:26:59] Or VAR on somebody putting the ball above the line,

[04:27:01] like in front of the line.

[04:27:02] Two, three, four, five.

[04:27:06] Worldwide run, yeah, we're a,

[04:27:08] for a worldwide just a super team.

[04:27:16] Right applause, fifth place.

[04:27:23] All right, we are into our semi-finals match.

[04:27:27] We got team alumni, give it up for them.

[04:27:32] Here, Jason.

[04:27:36] Versus Team USA!

[04:27:40] They're back!

[04:27:42] This is a big one.

[04:27:56] I got high hopes for Jinxie. I'll say it.

[04:27:58] Jinxie, a lot of people want you to shine today.

[04:28:00] A little bit of pressure, yeah.

[04:28:02] Pressure makes diamonds there.

[04:28:04] Pressure makes diamonds. Do me a favor.

[04:28:06] Don't do what you did round one.

[04:28:08] Don't step on that line.

[04:28:10] Good luck out there.

[04:28:12] And then, of course, we got the alumni.

[04:28:14] Mr. Keem hiking up the crowd.

[04:28:20] All right, y'all, listen.

[04:28:22] That line.

[04:28:24] You might have stepped on that, didn't you?

[04:28:26] Oh, my bad. I misremembered.

[04:28:28] Oh my bad, I misremembered.

[04:28:29] Still respect the rule.

[04:28:31] No line touches, okay?

[04:28:32] Yes sir, yes sir.

[04:28:32] All right, you did great to get here.

[04:28:33] Let's keep it rolling.

[04:28:35] All right, give it up if you think

[04:28:36] the alumni are gonna win.

[04:28:37] Yeah!

[04:28:38] Give it up if you think USA is gonna win.

[04:28:44] Yeah!

[04:28:45] Yeah!

[04:28:47] And favorite.

[04:28:50] USA, are you ready?

[04:28:53] Alumni, are you ready?

[04:28:55] It's our first Sunday finals match. Ready!

[04:29:03] Go! And we're off the alumni trying to take down the giant, the proud favorite USA.

[04:29:10] That's right, it wouldn't have counted but you're not out.

[04:29:12] You have to go back with the line, first line. So Big Tonka team pretty excited, wanted to throw one.

[04:29:18] I did like the strategy, slowly pick one up and snap.

[04:29:21] Yeah. Really interesting. They're targeting Wardrobe. Wardrobe dancing all around him.

[04:29:25] They must have forgotten Wardrobe was very good. One of the last competitors left on the alumni team last round.

[04:29:32] Do you want to say I'm a bit of a back foot? Two balls versus three. Oh, we got a duck.

[04:29:37] We got a dodge.

[04:29:40] Okay, they're angling towards one particular player. It's tough to see from the drone shot there.

[04:29:47] Oh

[04:29:49] Tricky throw. I didn't even know where that was going. Oh

[04:29:52] Did it bounce off the hands? It was just air. No, I think he's out. Who means how did it bounce off the hands?

[04:29:58] All right, they're calling for it. Oh

[04:30:02] He blocks it off the ball

[04:30:06] We're going to stop

[04:30:08] Weasel pot my pick up. I

[04:30:12] Think Jason's walking off that field with a limp right now. Yeah, that one got him

[04:30:17] 2v5 2v5 the juggernaut still stands

[04:30:21] Oh my god, Kierkegaard came up a rush

[04:30:24] A ballerina spin but she's still standing

[04:30:28] Picking up a ball or two, ready to reload

[04:30:31] Joe Bart getting the handoff

[04:30:36] You know I think

[04:30:38] Oh my god

[04:30:40] Tonka to foot shot? Rep says no, Rep says play on

[04:30:42] Okay, play on? No Rep says out

[04:30:45] Tonka-T out.

[04:30:49] A little bit of a wild throw, some wild pitches here.

[04:30:52] Sometimes when there's four combatants, you just kind of aim between two and hope it curves into one.

[04:30:57] I think Joe Bart is the right idea too. You're looking at one person, you're aiming at one person,

[04:31:01] and you whip it towards somebody else. The ultimate art of deception, Pete.

[04:31:05] He's great at it. Look at him. Oh, wait! Did that hit the ball?

[04:31:08] Did it hit the leg?

[04:31:10] Joe, fair you're on before.

[04:31:12] I didn't get you the double burn. The man is not lacking confidence.

[04:31:16] Oh God, not tough.

[04:31:18] Oh boy! Here you are out at his game.

[04:31:21] Bang!

[04:31:22] Would you like to call?

[04:31:25] She-damn!

[04:31:27] Wait!

[04:31:28] You can talk.

[04:31:29] I feel like it was a clear hit, Pete.

[04:31:31] It was so fast you might not have felt it.

[04:31:34] Now just to clarify, if you win this VAR, you're in a 1v4 still.

[04:31:38] I'm so confused.

[04:31:39] Joe on the numbers

[04:31:51] Finals that's what I'm talking about. We might win a fucking event

[04:31:56] I know

[04:31:58] And then person pens we have a legitimate chance place

[04:32:03] In signing size. Yeah, you can't shit the bed. Was this five of us? I mean, I don't know

[04:32:09] Oh my god.

[04:32:10] That's like, heart pounding there.

[04:32:11] Do you think you got like four people out with three?

[04:32:12] Three?

[04:32:13] I think three now.

[04:32:14] Dude, good shit.

[04:32:15] I'm just going to feed you.

[04:32:16] Oh my god.

[04:32:17] Joe's throwing heat.

[04:32:18] Joe's throwing heat.

[04:32:19] God, we need worldwide to lose, pal.

[04:32:23] We need worldwide to lose.

[04:32:28] I think he, I think he's going to lose.

[04:32:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:32:37] Yeah, that's good.

[04:32:39] Joe needs a ball in his hand at all times.

[04:32:41] I'm just gonna...

[04:32:43] You're just crazy to have a ball. You're just a flack too.

[04:32:45] Yes. Dude, I know that was sick, yeah.

[04:32:47] It's kind of OP.

[04:32:49] Oh, my God. Let's fucking go.

[04:32:51] All right. This could be the first event when...

[04:32:53] I'm gonna go for it.

[04:32:55] I'm gonna go for it.

[04:32:57] I'm gonna go for it.

[04:32:59] I'm gonna go for it.

[04:33:01] I'm gonna go for it.

[04:33:03] the first event when potentially we're top two. Yeah, we're top two. We need

[04:33:09] Canada to win this because worldwide needs to start doing bad.

[04:33:12] Due to agents, I was I was doubting agent. I was like, bro, you're like a target, you

[04:33:17] fought fucking like three balls last round. If you catch, bro, that's the most

[04:33:22] OP shit. Because you get Andy, get somebody out. It's like now you have a ball.

[04:33:25] It's such a swing. Catching is high-risk, high-reward, though, because like if you

[04:33:30] fuck it up like if you could you could literally be in a one before and it's

[04:33:34] instantly a 2v3 now it's a 2v3 and your ball

[04:33:39] good shit bro race slipped dude race slipped I'm only got two come on Canada

[04:33:51] please please

[04:34:00] He dropped the cap, he dropped it, he dropped it, he caught it.

[04:34:06] But was she over the line?

[04:34:14] How's no one out?

[04:34:15] I think it's in some of the line after, it just doesn't work like you're out of the

[04:34:19] box, maybe I don't know.

[04:34:22] Dude, team was throwing piss, team was throwing fucking heath.

[04:34:28] Yeah, it's just hard to tell if somebody's a faker or not.

[04:34:32] Yeah, because they can see you, even if they're not looking at you.

[04:34:35] It's such a tiny box.

[04:34:37] I'm just trying to stay far back unless I'm throwing.

[04:34:41] The problem is they're probably gonna fucking try and get me out.

[04:34:43] Dude, play really passive, like height.

[04:34:45] Yeah, like way back.

[04:34:47] Like way back.

[04:34:48] And so we have a ball advantage.

[04:34:49] Till we have a ball advantage, then come up.

[04:34:52] But if you get out, it's not gonna be good.

[04:34:55] We can still win, but it's, you know, just play really passive.

[04:35:03] Yo, Joe, I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[04:35:04] I hate square on the nuts. I'm sorry.

[04:35:06] I might need to see you in court after this, bro.

[04:35:08] Keem, you were throwing piss, bro.

[04:35:10] Bro, I was trying to...

[04:35:11] You were throwing piss.

[04:35:13] Dude, you were throwing him, though.

[04:35:14] Bro, overhand, you just got a...

[04:35:16] I was watching Wig and I went side on.

[04:35:19] Bro, that was... I almost tried to catch it, but it was right on my nose.

[04:35:24] Saw you go for it. You got a laser though. Well your team is set for success. You guys are a win. I hope you

[04:35:44] Wait, you can't go back unless you're getting a ball I did not know that either you can't go back unless you're getting a

[04:35:54] Unless you're getting a ball. Yeah

[04:36:03] See that's what I was wondering

[04:36:11] She was like screeching

[04:36:15] Yeah

[04:36:17] It's third, it's third place, right?

[04:36:21] Um, yes.

[04:36:23] I think I'm good, honestly.

[04:36:24] Yeah, yes.

[04:36:25] Is it third place matchup for this?

[04:36:28] Yes, yes.

[04:36:29] So we have some time to chill?

[04:36:30] Yeah, not actually.

[04:36:31] Wait, what is this?

[04:36:32] Is it 2B2?

[04:36:33] I didn't know where my phone is.

[04:36:34] That's in my bag.

[04:36:35] Yeah, don't throw it around.

[04:36:36] Like this?

[04:36:37] Yeah, I'm throwing it around.

[04:36:38] Like this?

[04:36:39] Yeah, I'm throwing it around.

[04:36:40] Like this?

[04:36:41] Like this?

[04:36:42] Yeah, I'm throwing it around.

[04:36:43] Like this?

[04:36:44] Like this?

[04:36:45] Like this?

[04:36:46] Yeah, I'm from the fallen grass.

[04:36:47] Mine was good.

[04:36:48] Mine was good.

[04:36:49] Oh, I've been doing it.

[04:36:50] Oh, you're so good at catching that one.

[04:36:52] Someone could speed like that.

[04:36:53] Oh.

[04:36:54] They singled around.

[04:36:55] They freed the wonder.

[04:36:56] Did Kendall win?

[04:36:57] I know.

[04:36:58] That's good.

[04:36:59] That's good.

[04:37:00] That's good.

[04:37:01] Yes, we need that.

[04:37:02] We need that.

[04:37:03] Joe, that was literally fucking beautiful.

[04:37:04] I think you've got like three people out.

[04:37:05] You have that.

[04:37:06] You have that.

[04:37:07] You have that.

[04:37:08] You have that.

[04:37:09] You have that.

[04:37:10] You have that.

[04:37:11] You have that.

[04:37:12] You have that.

[04:37:13] You have that.

[04:37:14] You have that.

[04:37:15] You hit somebody in the ass and then hit somebody in the ass.

[04:37:19] Well, she just shot that in, and it did graze her.

[04:37:22] I saw the ball bounce up in here.

[04:37:38] Oh my god, playing back to back.

[04:37:39] That's got to settle.

[04:37:45] It's Worldwide vs. Amamnac.

[04:37:50] But that first dodgeball game was sus.

[04:37:55] Like we were getting out to dumb shit.

[04:37:57] When it was a 2v1 I was legitimately scared.

[04:38:01] Did you know it would be cinema or 1v1?

[04:38:05] Could you imagine?

[04:38:06] A 1v1 finals?

[04:38:08] That would be cinema.

[04:38:09] Oh my god.

[04:38:10] Oh my god.

[04:38:40] We need worldwide to lose, because then they get fourth and that's kind of mad.

[04:38:53] Keem is really good for alumni.

[04:38:55] Like I'm just going to guess he gets two or three people out.

[04:38:57] Keem's throwing piss.

[04:38:58] Keem's throwing piss.

[04:38:59] Yeah, I'm still in.

[04:39:01] Yeah, I got goosebumps.

[04:39:02] Are you?

[04:39:03] No.

[04:39:04] I got out for a trip.

[04:39:05] Yeah, Keem's throwing piss.

[04:39:06] Yeah.

[04:39:07] Yeah.

[04:39:08] Yeah.

[04:39:09] Yeah.

[04:39:10] Yeah.

[04:39:11] Quite as well with Dean, I know.

[04:39:12] Why is that so good at shopping at all?

[04:39:13] I don't know.

[04:39:14] I always get everything.

[04:39:15] She's so good.

[04:39:16] Yeah.

[04:39:17] You're gonna burn it off.

[04:39:18] Yeah.

[04:39:19] Okay.

[04:39:20] Is my shirt so good?

[04:39:21] Yeah.

[04:39:22] I'm gonna check it so I just want to make sure it's still on the screen.

[04:39:23] Run!

[04:39:24] I just want to make sure it's still on the screen.

[04:39:34] Dude Enzo's playing in his socks.

[04:39:36] Like bro that's so slippery.

[04:39:38] I'm gonna make a compilation of y'all that not doing nothing

[04:39:49] Yes

[04:39:53] He's out bro, and that's bad. That's like their best. That's their best player. That'd be like you getting out into

[04:40:08] I was thinking about getting one, but I know like we're about to play. Yeah, I don't know cuz God that'd be good right now

[04:40:15] a cold fucking popsicle

[04:40:23] This is I think in worldwide's favor since Keem like instantly got out

[04:40:28] Oh, it's Jason and Fumi and Chiara. Yeah, there's three of them. Is it 5v3 or 4v3?

[04:40:53] I would hate to be a ref in this, just get blamed for everything.

[04:40:58] What's up being a ref in any sport you just get blamed for everything she might be over

[04:41:07] the line.

[04:41:08] Okay.

[04:41:09] Because Candace is actually good at this.

[04:41:18] Man stop.

[04:41:19] Man stop.

[04:41:20] What do you mean?

[04:41:21] No.

[04:41:22] Because they're still in.

[04:41:23] Yeah.

[04:41:24] Dude your team is good but we have Joe.

[04:41:28] I'm chillin'

[04:41:29] All right

[04:41:32] I'm James C. All right

[04:41:33] I dodge ball right

[04:41:34] Back up

[04:41:35] Now we got this

[04:41:36] That's a sneaky one

[04:41:37] I love these games

[04:41:38] Wait

[04:41:39] U.S. Canada games are always like the best

[04:41:41] Can we agree on that?

[04:41:42] Yeah

[04:41:43] Like we're putting on a show

[04:41:44] Bro, when does U.S. and Canada have good games?

[04:41:46] Besides like hockey?

[04:41:48] Okay, it was just like a

[04:41:49] This Canada like

[04:41:50] It's like a wholesome moment, bro

[04:41:51] Uh, curling

[04:41:53] Yeah, those are fun

[04:41:54] Curling, yeah

[04:41:55] You look up U.S. Canada hockey, remember that?

[04:41:56] That was insane

[04:41:57] Yeah, that was insane. That was the gold medal. So this could be it

[04:42:01] This could be a dream see this could be a US can to hockey you guys are fucking good at hockey like I

[04:42:06] Think you guys have like nine gold medals and the next closest is like four or like six

[04:42:12] Oh, bro. We literally live in surrounded by hikes. Yeah, you guys are in you guys like the home of hockey like we take an igloo to work

[04:42:19] Like it's not

[04:42:24] Dude, I didn't know that you can't go past the line unless you're getting a ball. I did not know that

[04:42:36] My chest in your sunburn bro, are you playing sunscreen bro dude Martin? I have bro. It's at this point

[04:42:42] I just give up after this event. I'll do sunscreen, but I'm like a tomato. Let me know if you need some alright, bro

[04:42:47] Thank you, bro

[04:42:49] It's a long game I'm gonna get on my feet because I don't want to be like jumping touch the ball

[04:43:05] 3v2?

[04:43:11] Kiar's good at dodging them

[04:43:21] Yeah, bouncers don't count

[04:43:27] 3v2

[04:43:35] I'm so nervous to finally shoot out bro.

[04:43:52] I'm just dude that the crowd.

[04:43:53] You think they're going to be making noise when you shoot?

[04:43:54] The crowd is going to make so much noise when everyone shoots.

[04:43:58] Yeah, that's going to be the most nerve wracking event.

[04:44:03] And your goalie?

[04:44:04] Yeah, I hope it starts off. I'm goalie and someone just fucking sky. You just have to my nerves

[04:44:11] Yeah, like go go and then I'm just chilling

[04:44:15] I'll probably take what I'm gonna do is I'll take the third pen like no matter what deflected into his chest

[04:44:24] That hit the ball and then Joe, what if you hit the ball with your ball and then hit me and I out

[04:44:29] If I hit the ball and you catch it, you're there.

[04:44:33] It's okay, got it.

[04:44:35] Yeah, I remember dodgeball when I was a kid. God, that was the most peaked gym sessions ever.

[04:44:41] That's game.

[04:44:42] Worldwide gets third. Yeah, they're just a good team.

[04:44:45] Let's go, baby!

[04:44:47] Come on!

[04:44:49] Come on, that's cameras, that's cameras.

[04:44:53] All right.

[04:44:55] We have heard a VAR call.

[04:44:58] This would reset the game to where Jason the Ween got out.

[04:45:04] We're going to take a look at the replay, specifically of the out where Jason the Ween,

[04:45:09] I'll tell you what happened, hits the ball to flex off his arm.

[04:45:12] Hits the ball to flex off his arm.

[04:45:14] This is called out by the ref, huh?

[04:45:16] You get to reset from that point.

[04:45:19] You get to reset from the point.

[04:45:20] Everyone gets one VIR a day.

[04:45:22] One P-A-R per day.

[04:45:24] He's always on mistake.

[04:45:26] Mr. King.

[04:45:29] This would really be the only game

[04:45:30] he's a 4P K-S somehow.

[04:45:32] His trainer.

[04:45:33] I had a trainer for him.

[04:45:35] That didn't even hit the ball.

[04:45:37] It just hit him straight just off the court.

[04:45:38] All right, he's out.

[04:45:39] Nice kick.

[04:45:40] You guys in the crowd remember when you guys booed, dumb as hell!

[04:45:47] And chat too, I saw you.

[04:45:52] Talked it all too much.

[04:45:56] Tim, run through the tags.

[04:45:59] Alright, we have one game left.

[04:46:09] left to crown the king of dodgeball. We have the battle of the Americas. Give it up for

[04:46:20] Team Canada. They have absolutely dominated so far. They're currently strategizing. Let's

[04:46:32] Let's see if we can sneak a listen in.

[04:46:34] We're gonna be short of them.

[04:46:37] Yeah.

[04:46:38] Alright, let's do it.

[04:46:39] Sounds good, guys.

[04:46:42] And let's hear for their opponents.

[04:46:44] Hailing from Barry.

[04:46:47] I like it from here.

[04:46:48] Give it up for USA!

[04:46:49] How we feeling, y'all?

[04:46:58] You think they're gonna talk to you?

[04:46:59] Why's that?

[04:47:00] Because you've got a bit of an arm, I've seen.

[04:47:04] Yes.

[04:47:05] You've got that little side of the mat staffer throw?

[04:47:07] Yeah.

[04:47:08] That's a good method.

[04:47:09] It is a good method.

[04:47:10] You keep throwing like that.

[04:47:11] You might need Tommy John.

[04:47:12] All right.

[04:47:14] Competitors, I want you to just be aware of two rules.

[04:47:17] Okay, first one.

[04:47:18] Watch the line.

[04:47:19] Don't touch it.

[04:47:20] Don't cross it.

[04:47:21] Even when you're getting the balls, don't touch it.

[04:47:22] Don't cross it.

[04:47:23] Second rule.

[04:47:24] Don't be hiding back there unless you're going to grab a ball.

[04:47:27] All right.

[04:47:28] Try to be nice to give you a warning,

[04:47:29] but if we see you camping back there,

[04:47:30] you're gonna be out straight up.

[04:47:31] Does that make sense?

[04:47:33] All right, final match.

[04:47:38] Team USA, you ready?

[04:47:41] Team Canada, are you ready?

[04:47:49] Ready?

[04:47:52] Go!

[04:47:53] And it's on a border war.

[04:47:56] Canada versus the United States

[04:47:59] Cocoa cost a lot of coats out. Okay

[04:48:03] What it is cocoa

[04:48:06] Agent MVP versus Joe Dart

[04:48:09] He's knocked out eight competitors in two rounds. Is he gonna add another notch to his belt

[04:48:21] Quick 3d5 one from technical and one from the barrage

[04:48:26] And Tonk is calling out Donk, it's live in the field.

[04:48:29] He said it to you, bro.

[04:48:31] You play heck from dog shit.

[04:48:32] You're always ruining my fucking lane.

[04:48:35] Right now, we're going with the strat

[04:48:37] through every single ball at Joe as he runs out of bounds.

[04:48:40] No hits yet.

[04:48:41] USA, five standing, united against a fractured Canada.

[04:48:47] First place on the line.

[04:48:49] Martin, you're out.

[04:48:50] Martin, it's five and one, you're out.

[04:48:53] Do the four.

[04:48:54] I like that.

[04:48:54] I'd like Sakura going for that sneaky one.

[04:48:57] Joe Garke strikes again, but Tonka...

[04:48:59] No!

[04:49:00] Tonka's testing her out!

[04:49:01] What a throw from Yana!

[04:49:04] For the game.

[04:49:05] And...

[04:49:06] Joe misses.

[04:49:07] Oh, Joe had an opportunity.

[04:49:09] Strike, and he misses.

[04:49:11] 4v1.

[04:49:12] 4v1 for Sakura.

[04:49:17] Maury lived one up.

[04:49:18] Here comes Sakura.

[04:49:20] She's going to talk for a little bit of advice.

[04:49:23] This is an important strategy. Hug the ball.

[04:49:27] Keep your enemies closer. Here she's ready to uncork a laser.

[04:49:32] Ooh, nice dodge. All right, now it's a revenge match.

[04:49:36] How is the USA going to play it? Joe calling for it.

[04:49:40] Joe Bart with the ball, looking for the kill shot.

[04:49:44] Ice water in his veins. There it goes.

[04:49:48] Ooh, just a bit outside.

[04:49:52] Sakura bounces it off the fence.

[04:49:54] One more chance for Joe to be a hero for USA.

[04:49:57] The crowd on its feet.

[04:50:00] Well, some of them could see him, but yeah.

[04:50:05] Sakura shades on the moment.

[04:50:07] Is it too bright?

[04:50:09] Her versus Joe.

[04:50:11] A battle for the ages.

[04:50:13] Canada versus United States.

[04:50:15] Who's gonna take it?

[04:50:17] The ground is out.

[04:50:22] Bring your crosshair.

[04:50:24] Oh, inches away.

[04:50:28] Tinksy with the fake.

[04:50:30] That's good.

[04:50:32] USA wins.

[04:50:34] 5-0.

[04:50:36] It's a sweep of Team Canada.

[04:50:40] This was made for USA to Canada.

[04:50:45] They fucked up 5-0!

[04:50:49] Joe, come over here, Joe!

[04:50:51] Hey, Joe!

[04:50:54] Joe, I gotta talk to you for a moment, man.

[04:50:58] What's this mean for you, man?

[04:51:00] Oh, everything. I was saying we needed dodgeball.

[04:51:02] It was one of my favorite games when I was in gym, so...

[04:51:05] So now you've locked up dodgeball.

[04:51:07] You guys are pretty low in the rankings, but the scores are pretty flat.

[04:51:10] It would double the points in APKs.

[04:51:12] I knew we were good for an event.

[04:51:14] We're going to penalty shoot out easily.

[04:51:16] And we're going to win Simon Says, a little win.

[04:51:20] We're going to backdoor this in a way.

[04:51:22] This is going to be a backdoor win.

[04:51:24] We're going to go back to our casting desk and, guys, everybody's favorite game.

[04:51:28] Simon Says.

[04:51:30] Oh, God. Simon Says is everybody's favorite game.

[04:51:33] My ass.

[04:51:35] I hate movies.

[04:51:37] I hate movies.

[04:51:39] my ass. I hate musical chairs and Simon's ass.

[04:51:45] There's a lot of people in the kitchen and they're trying to make a good job of it.

[04:51:50] There's a lot of people in the kitchen and they're trying to make a good job of it.

[04:52:03] Here.

[04:52:05] Joe is fucking insane.

[04:52:08] Joe's insane.

[04:52:09] Okay.

[04:52:12] Um...

[04:52:13] Yeah, my throws were horrible.

[04:52:16] I mean, I was like aware.

[04:52:18] I never got hit by a ball.

[04:52:19] I just stepped over the line once.

[04:52:22] I never got hit, but I was playing like,

[04:52:25] I just was not trying to get out.

[04:52:26] I was more so just trying to like strategize like,

[04:52:29] okay, let's go for this person and let's 3v1 them.

[04:52:32] Which is like the only strategy that goes into dodgeball.

[04:52:34] But, bro, that's huge.

[04:52:38] What place are we in now?

[04:52:39] Joe is insane.

[04:52:40] Joe is fucking insane.

[04:52:42] Guys, everyone there was like throwing,

[04:52:44] there was a couple that were throwing fast.

[04:52:46] Joe was throwing darts.

[04:52:54] Bro, Joe dart, I like that.

[04:52:57] Wait, I like that, Joe dart.

[04:53:00] That's kind of a fucking ring to it.

[04:53:03] Dude, Joe was throwing missiles.

[04:53:07] Bro, what place are we in now?

[04:53:08] Yeah, Joe Dart that's a good name. That's a good fucking name. I like that he was he was throwing dogs

[04:53:19] Okay, I

[04:53:21] Think we're gonna be fifth or fourth

[04:53:23] Bro pens are worth double if we get like a top three top two finishers

[04:53:29] I think Simon says I have no idea who's gonna win. I have I'm gonna try I'm gonna lose some bullshit

[04:53:35] that we're in sixth?

[04:53:42] Bro, we went to sixth?

[04:53:45] I mean, okay, we have to like win Simon says

[04:53:49] and then win penalty shootout.

[04:53:51] Would that be enough points?

[04:53:52] That would be 24 fucking points.

[04:53:55] Chat, let's say the top teams shit the bad

[04:53:58] and we win-win, would that be enough?

[04:54:01] Oh, we're tied for fifth.

[04:54:03] Tied for fifth, that's a lot better.

[04:54:05] Bro, if we win Simon Says, which is going to be random, and win penalty shootout, that's

[04:54:12] 24 points, I think we'll like barely win.

[04:54:20] For pens go hard and low, no, I'm just going to go low.

[04:54:24] If I go hard and low, I could scoop it and just, dude, I'm going to be so nervous to

[04:54:29] take the first pen.

[04:54:31] If my first pen is Skied, I'm gonna have fucking depression.

[04:54:39] Cause I took 85 pens in the last two days, maybe like 30 of them were Skied.

[04:54:46] But if I pass it, I'm just gonna make the keeper work for it.

[04:54:51] I'm going fucking low.

[04:54:53] I'm going low on every fan.

[04:54:55] Do Bruno Fernandez pen?

[04:54:56] What is Bruno pen?

[04:54:58] What does Bruno do?

[04:54:59] up Bruno Fernandez pen or it came up what is this okay pen what is this pen what is

[04:55:21] Yeah, that's clean. That's fucking clean. Fakes the power shot and passes it. That's clean.

[04:55:33] He like planted and just faked it completely. Dude, and also like I think most people look

[04:55:41] where they're gonna go, but some people that have like no experience just stare at the

[04:55:47] the ball the whole time.

[04:55:49] They walk straight at it and tow it.

[04:55:51] And I'm not going to lie, those are the scariest ones.

[04:55:54] Because they'll randomly just put it bins randomly.

[04:56:05] You're doing good, son.

[04:56:06] You're doing good.

[04:56:07] 24 points and we win-win.

[04:56:09] What place are we in now?

[04:56:11] Tide for fifth.

[04:56:12] Tide for fifth.

[04:56:13] But I've got to see the high-born second.

[04:56:16] I'm gonna see the leaderboard, I think.

[04:56:29] Joe's so fucking cool.

[04:56:31] All right, I want to see how bunched up these points are.

[04:56:34] Bro, we're tied with All-Stars and we're two behind France.

[04:56:38] Lock in.

[04:56:42] We're tied with All-Stars, we're two behind France.

[04:56:45] We could jump to top three if Simon Says goes our way.

[04:56:51] We need worldwide to start fucking up.

[04:56:53] They need to fuck up.

[04:56:54] Third place is not going to cut it.

[04:56:56] We need them to get like dead last in Simon Says.

[04:57:11] Chat, it might come down to pants.

[04:57:13] Dude, I said this last night, guys, I literally said,

[04:57:17] I said, what if we're in, like, third place going in depends?

[04:57:23] Bro, so let's think.

[04:57:26] If we get first,

[04:57:29] and, like, worldwide gets, like,

[04:57:32] last, they're out.

[04:57:33] Like, they're just, that's a fucking 14-point differential.

[04:57:37] Like, they're not even close.

[04:57:39] If we, we can win, we can actually win.

[04:57:42] Like, I see it now.

[04:57:43] I see it.

[04:57:44] Joe, dude, how many people did Joe get out?

[04:57:48] He had like two catches, maybe three,

[04:57:51] and he had like six just straight up knockouts.

[04:57:54] We got to a point where we got a ball

[04:57:56] and we just threw it to Joe.

[04:57:59] Joe fucking dart.

[04:58:02] Joe dart.

[04:58:03] He was throwing missiles.

[04:58:08] So we have,

[04:58:12] Simon says, penalty shootout to Sider.

[04:58:15] But what if it's like dark out for Penns?

[04:58:17] What time is it?

[04:58:17] I knew today would be faster.

[04:58:19] Bro, Craig Stack literally took two hours yesterday.

[04:58:23] Chat, what are some other good Penn strategies?

[04:58:27] If Ron takes a Penn, should I just walk up to his face

[04:58:30] before he takes it?

[04:58:32] Chat, I'm so nervous for Penns.

[04:58:38] Joe had 10 eliminations.

[04:58:41] ten eliminations. Thomas motor pen? Let me see that one. Thomas motor pen?

[04:59:00] Wait, I don't see it.

[04:59:06] I don't see Thomas motor pen.

[04:59:11] I hate Simon says I hate Simon says and I hate fucking musical chairs I just hate those

[04:59:24] slop games I knew we would be good at dude if there was more team events we would be

[04:59:30] doing way better we did good in volleyball I choked volleyball Simon said okay yep

[04:59:37] Oh

[04:59:42] Brother

[05:00:07] We're never my bag.

[05:00:11] Over there.

[05:00:15] This is winnable.

[05:00:19] This is winnable.

[05:00:23] Not ready to chat until the

[05:00:27] end of the event when we win. I'm entering Manuel Neuer

[05:00:31] mode right after Simon Sass.

[05:00:35] Dude, if we can pick our opponent, I'm not even getting for pens.

[05:00:43] We just play worldwide and we just knock them out.

[05:00:47] We just make them get fucking dead last.

[05:00:50] That's what we're doing.

[05:00:53] I don't think worldwide is going to be a good pen team.

[05:00:55] They have Enzo.

[05:00:57] Anyone else on that team is not good at pens.

[05:00:59] Like I was watching, they have one guy who's good.

[05:01:03] Oh God Simon says

[05:01:17] Nothing but net

[05:01:25] Round out dingo are you ready? No

[05:01:28] No, no, dude, we have such a home field advantage.

[05:01:32] It's disgusting.

[05:01:33] No, sometimes it's hard, it's a problem.

[05:01:35] Yeah, this is worse than musical first.

[05:01:38] I'm gonna get out first.

[05:01:40] Now you have a good reaction time.

[05:01:47] I almost want to like, literally like,

[05:01:49] hesitate everything.

[05:01:51] You can't, you can't say you're out.

[05:01:52] All right.

[05:01:55] I want to talk to the rules and he can listen.

[05:01:56] I want to talk to the rules.

[05:01:58] You probably do main feed now.

[05:01:59] I just do full main feed.

[05:02:09] Five games, eight people, one person for your team, each round.

[05:02:17] He is seven for your team, please.

[05:02:20] Your team is moving on to the championship.

[05:02:24] Everyone has to go.

[05:02:25] I'll go last.

[05:02:28] I'll go last, I do not want to go last.

[05:02:31] Seven and six, and five, and top, four keys is the weight.

[05:02:36] I'm going to be the last one.

[05:02:38] Four losers, I can run a loser's dirt.

[05:02:41] Five and a half, three, two, one.

[05:02:45] Three, four, three, two, one.

[05:02:48] Don't breathe, but it's good.

[05:02:50] I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this.

[05:02:57] We're gonna watch the movie, we're gonna watch the movie, we're gonna watch the movie.

[05:03:02] I said it's group 8 and you elect one at a time.

[05:03:07] I wanna go last.

[05:03:09] I trust everyone at the finals of their whole team.

[05:03:13] Oh brother, I do not.

[05:03:16] Like this is actually gonna be worse than you.

[05:03:21] I'm gonna lose some bullshit.

[05:03:25] I'm going to lose some bullshits.

[05:03:27] Let me start my football career.

[05:03:31] I think this guy is like,

[05:03:36] he must have said,

[05:03:37] Joe Ball's Hills.

[05:03:44] Dude, how did the Hills play in the start?

[05:03:46] It's an integrated tech pop sound review,

[05:03:48] and it's just a rambler one.

[05:03:50] Well, it's the Post Malone song, I think, right?

[05:03:52] Yes.

[05:03:53] I've been in the hills. No, it's I've been in the hills fucking dude. No, well it starts fucking dudes

[05:04:00] Yeah fucking super stars feeling like

[05:04:03] And then they come up and someone just you didn't even say that you never out of those words, so they just

[05:04:12] You were like hills were behind you

[05:04:17] Yeah, you're like

[05:04:19] Yeah, that is all the B-movie and that's been going on for five years four years

[05:04:30] Yeah, I just want to be in the last

[05:04:49] I'm just going to hog it.

[05:04:59] Wait, so if he wins, do we even have to go until he wins?

[05:05:02] Yes, if he wins, we go into the winner's bracket top for all five of us.

[05:05:06] Please, Tyler.

[05:05:07] And then we at least get four.

[05:05:09] Yes, please, Tyler.

[05:05:13] I'm not going to lie, I feel like the me and you shouldn't do it.

[05:05:15] Yep, Mario's done it before.

[05:05:17] That's like Mario should be next.

[05:05:18] She should go. Yeah, I mean I want to go. I'm gonna

[05:05:22] Where are they? Which brother of mine? Yeah, over there.

[05:05:26] I was like, I know whether or not I love you.

[05:05:55] Steve, you fly a mountain, kill the Jarls, you're like...

[05:05:57] Fatter is like, just so fucking pathetic.

[05:06:00] You told me that, that's crazy.

[05:06:01] I tell you what, it was my wife's idea.

[05:06:03] My wife is the best. She's always looking for adventure.

[05:06:07] And she said, we're gonna climb the mountain.

[05:06:08] Dude, I want to take the third pen every time.

[05:06:12] I don't want to take fourth, because we could be out by then.

[05:06:14] I don't want to take fifth.

[05:06:15] I want to take the third pen and just look at what the piece is doing.

[05:06:18] And then it almost killed me.

[05:06:20] I was so lucky for him.

[05:06:22] I'm just staring at Tyler, please go ahead, please Tyler.

[05:06:46] So he wins automatically.

[05:06:48] Simon says, doesn't count.

[05:06:50] You can't get out right now.

[05:06:52] I will give you the official start

[05:06:54] when we begin the game. Sounds good?

[05:06:56] So this is just a warm-up.

[05:06:58] Thank you very much for participating.

[05:07:00] Here we go. Hands up.

[05:07:02] Good. Come on, then.

[05:07:04] Simon says, hands up. Simon says, wait.

[05:07:06] Simon says, stop. Simon says, run.

[05:07:08] Simon says, stop. Hands down.

[05:07:10] Simon says, hands down.

[05:07:12] You ready?

[05:07:14] That was a warm-up.

[05:07:16] Tyler already lost in a warm-up.

[05:07:19] Tyler lost in a warm-up.

[05:07:21] Hold on, let me come closer.

[05:07:24] Dude, early prediction, Maya's going to be insane at this,

[05:07:28] but she's going to win.

[05:07:29] I'm going to be the final call on that, all right?

[05:07:32] Maya's just going to win.

[05:07:33] If there's two people who do a tiny little move

[05:07:35] and you're the only two people left,

[05:07:37] then we've got to do a do-over, all right?

[05:07:39] But if you're the only one who can do the tiniest move,

[05:07:41] I'm very particular, all right?

[05:07:43] At least, Tyler.

[05:07:45] Dude, my head exploded.

[05:07:46] Like, it's just, like, sun, sky.

[05:07:50] I'm like, bald.

[05:08:02] Ew.

[05:08:03] Tyler's in.

[05:08:13] Both hands up, both hands up, Simon says both hands up, wave it around.

[05:08:17] This guy's like a pro.

[05:08:19] Simon says wave, Simon says stop, hands down, Simon says hands down.

[05:08:23] Nice and done.

[05:08:24] Yep, Maya's literally insane as I predicted.

[05:08:27] Maya's gonna win.

[05:08:36] Simon says mano sana convenza.

[05:08:38] I was watching the live stream from my dressing room, and people are writing the comments

[05:09:17] My is gonna win.

[05:09:24] Worldwide won it.

[05:09:26] Yeah, I don't want to go.

[05:09:28] I don't want to go. I don't blame you.

[05:09:34] I'll go last and I'll try my best.

[05:09:37] I'm just gonna like hide

[05:10:07] You know Tyler Tyler do you have any like advice there's double vice really I

[05:10:13] would say don't look at him because I kind of got out because he put his hands

[05:10:15] down but he does things like this way Simon says does this next to you no

[05:10:22] cuz what they do it wrong it's just you have to be good at processing the word

[05:10:25] I don't know it's really fine.

[05:10:27] Simon says do this.

[05:10:29] Simon says do this.

[05:10:31] I know, I know, I know.

[05:10:33] You can talk.

[05:10:35] Who's it now?

[05:10:37] Murray's up and then I think

[05:10:39] Yana, then maybe Joe,

[05:10:41] and maybe me.

[05:10:43] No, it would be me and then

[05:10:45] if I don't fall, I'll just bottom you.

[05:10:47] Thank God, I didn't want to work.

[05:10:49] But then we all fell.

[05:10:51] Yeah, but we would be losers.

[05:10:53] the only one winner to go is for you.

[05:10:55] So give him second place, nothing.

[05:10:57] I love that the fans and the stands are playing.

[05:10:59] Second place, nothing.

[05:11:00] Thank you for doing that.

[05:11:02] Yeah.

[05:11:02] Because then, the pop, the second place,

[05:11:05] the second place, we must.

[05:11:06] First and fourth in the bottom group.

[05:11:08] That's just for you, Frenchy.

[05:11:10] Simon says hands up, Simon says hands down.

[05:11:13] The game begins.

[05:11:14] If you're out, thank you very much.

[05:11:16] First seed, Bipu.

[05:11:17] Here we go.

[05:11:17] This guy's so fucking good at this.

[05:11:19] Summits is down, summits is low, summits is bad.

[05:11:21] Yeah, he's like the guy.

[05:11:22] Sunnix's shoulder, Sunnix is top, Sunnix is top, hands up, hands up, you're out, you're out, Sunnix is hands up, wave it around, wave it around, you're out, Sunnix is waved, Sunnix is top, hands down, then you're round, you're round, then there were two.

[05:11:41] Is it just like absolute?

[05:11:43] Sunnix is the corner.

[05:11:44] It's supposed to be like bosses in the end post.

[05:11:46] Sunnix is top, Hamstown, Sunnix is hamstown.

[05:11:50] I'm not a good like information

[05:12:16] I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

[05:12:18] I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

[05:12:20] Simon!

[05:12:22] Simon!

[05:12:24] Yeah, you wanna go or like,

[05:12:26] I don't wanna go.

[05:12:28] I'm gonna fuck that.

[05:12:30] I'm fine.

[05:12:32] My brain is just a little bit.

[05:12:34] This is why I listened to Simon.

[05:12:36] It's hard because he says Simon.

[05:12:38] Yeah, and it's just quick. It's quick.

[05:12:40] It's like give yourself a run to process it.

[05:12:42] And at the end he's like,

[05:12:44] Simon says this this this no you're out Simon says Simon says Simon says Simon says Simon says Simon said you're out

[05:12:50] It's like I'm my brain lagged. I have CTE action

[05:12:58] I'll try but he's so fast like how's he that fast?

[05:13:02] Like you don't have to do it instantly like give yourself like two seconds to processing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[05:13:07] So I was thinking hesitating could be good like it'd be smart

[05:13:10] No, hesitate is not good.

[05:13:12] Is that you get out?

[05:13:13] Yeah.

[05:13:14] Even if he says hands up and you still do the motion like you're going to do, he's getting

[05:13:17] you out of the straight.

[05:13:18] Fuck.

[05:13:19] Yeah.

[05:13:20] So you've got to actually not even do the movement at all.

[05:13:25] He starts slow too and then at the end he's just firing out words.

[05:13:29] But you have enough time to.

[05:13:31] Yeah.

[05:13:32] It's actually impressive how he instantly identifies who's out.

[05:13:36] Yeah.

[05:13:37] If he knows instantly.

[05:13:38] He's Joe going is Joe going yeah, he's going okay Joe are you going third?

[05:13:45] Look Joe, please Joe I need this

[05:13:52] Man

[05:14:01] Streamer games is here. They're like VAR

[05:14:08] I actually have a strat.

[05:14:10] I'm not even getting out of the strat.

[05:14:14] What do you think? Do you think I made a mistake?

[05:14:16] Joe, what did you do bad in this?

[05:14:18] And then we get a pick for penalties

[05:14:20] and we just went worldwide and just started that.

[05:14:22] Alright, I think we have the replay.

[05:14:24] They get two, and then we get a fucking suit.

[05:14:28] We could do an all-in.

[05:14:30] I'm so dead. Like if we lose the battle,

[05:14:32] because then we're bad, we get a fed up.

[05:14:34] Nobody's hands up.

[05:14:35] Nobody's gonna pick a little black, and they're not good.

[05:14:37] They have one good guy.

[05:14:38] And Joe?

[05:14:39] And Joe.

[05:14:40] One good guy.

[05:14:40] But like, if you have your-

[05:14:41] It's right there, no?

[05:14:43] Danny had his hands up.

[05:14:44] Move him around.

[05:14:45] Danny!

[05:14:46] You should!

[05:14:46] I think we just go right in.

[05:14:47] They're gonna redo because I think Sakura didn't get out.

[05:14:53] Wait, Sakura stated, I knew there would be a PR on this.

[05:14:56] Oh my God, Danny is pissed.

[05:14:58] I knew there would be a PR on this.

[05:15:00] There's so much gray area.

[05:15:01] I think she probably just fidgeted or something, and then he said, you're out.

[05:15:07] Oh Canada qualified, Mexico's out there saying the VIR wasn't for Canada not being in, it

[05:15:14] was Mexico got out earlier.

[05:15:15] Oh.

[05:15:16] So now Canada's in and Mexico still has to play.

[05:15:19] That's how good the guy is, that guy's so good.

[05:15:37] He's shut out in midway three.

[05:15:39] I never would have made it to him.

[05:15:40] Yeah, like, you know what I mean?

[05:15:41] Because he's just quiet.

[05:15:42] Jesus.

[05:15:43] And he gets picked as hard or not.

[05:15:44] I know, I know.

[05:15:45] All right, Joe.

[05:15:46] It's you?

[05:15:47] It's Joe.

[05:15:48] Come on Joe. Come on Joe. Please Joe. Come on Joe. Beautiful man.

[05:16:03] John Martin, Tracy Gweave, see what's going on, good luck out there, Wendy.

[05:16:13] It's about the France, it's not even fair, it's the first night there, it's not fair.

[05:16:18] I'd be so fast.

[05:16:21] Alright, here we go, just like before, we got a warm-up round, give yourself,

[05:16:27] Simon says give yourself a little, just a little more space, a little arm room,

[05:16:31] So we can extend. Nice. Here we go.

[05:16:33] Hands up. It's just the warm up.

[05:16:35] Simon says hands up. Simon says hands down.

[05:16:37] Simon says one hand up.

[05:16:39] Both hands up. Simon says both hands up.

[05:16:41] That's what Simon says.

[05:16:43] Simon says both hands up.

[05:16:45] Simon says wave. Simon says stop.

[05:16:47] Simon says

[05:16:49] hands down. Alright, we begin.

[05:16:51] Joe looks good in the warm up.

[05:16:53] Here we go. But the warm up is so slow.

[05:16:55] Interesting.

[05:16:57] Mexico in the same position as the last game.

[05:16:59] last game, I'm gonna have to use my periphery a little harder. Here we go.

[05:17:03] Oh, you're gonna switch. I love it. Thank you. Very nice. Oh, very men's sheet.

[05:17:11] Very men's sheet. Alright, here we go. You ready?

[05:17:15] This counts. Hands up. Simon says hands up. Simon says hands down.

[05:17:22] Simon says up. Simon says down. Simon says lean. Simon says stand up straight.

[05:17:26] Straight, hands up, summons his hands up, summons his waves, summons his stop, hands

[05:17:31] down.

[05:17:32] Sumons his hands down.

[05:17:34] These guys are very good.

[05:17:36] Yeah!

[05:17:37] Yeah-

[05:17:38] You just said-

[05:17:39] Alright-

[05:17:40] Okay, just a pop, lobby.

[05:17:41] Let's pick up the pace.

[05:17:42] Just a pop, lobby.

[05:17:43] Summons his ups, summons his downs, summons his hips, summons his belly.

[05:17:45] Summons his hips, summons his belly.

[05:17:46] Summons his nose.

[05:17:47] summons his ears.

[05:17:48] Summons his run.

[05:17:49] Summons his stop.

[05:17:50] The chance to win is so good-

[05:17:51] He's doing so good.

[05:17:52] Summons his hands up, hands down.

[05:17:53] This is impossible.

[05:17:59] This is impossible.

[05:18:02] No, I'm not.

[05:18:03] We reacted, we reacted.

[05:18:05] Here we go!

[05:18:06] Simon says one hand up!

[05:18:07] Both hands up.

[05:18:08] Simon says one hand up!

[05:18:09] I said, no.

[05:18:10] Wave it around!

[05:18:11] Simon says, wave it!

[05:18:12] Simon says, stop!

[05:18:13] Simon says, wave it!

[05:18:14] Simon says, stop!

[05:18:15] Hands down!

[05:18:16] Simon says, hands down!

[05:18:17] Run in place!

[05:18:18] Simon says, one hand up!

[05:18:19] What do you think you should do?

[05:18:20] Simon says, stop!

[05:18:21] Hands up!

[05:18:22] Hands up!

[05:18:23] I got the brain of a turtle, you want it?

[05:18:30] It's actually good.

[05:18:32] It's actually good.

[05:18:34] Wait, Yana, I'm like, honestly.

[05:18:36] You understand that you have a brain of a turtle?

[05:18:38] Let's just do rock, paper, scissors.

[05:18:41] Let's do rock, paper, scissors.

[05:18:42] No, no, no, promise you you're smarter than me.

[05:18:44] But I don't even think, like, I think this is not my wheelhouse.

[05:18:47] I think we just let fate, we let fate determine it.

[05:18:50] I'm confident in penalties.

[05:18:52] penalties we let fate determine us please please

[05:18:57] that's out of one we just let fate decide fate is gonna decide who doesn't

[05:19:01] rock paper scissors shoot

[05:19:09] oh oh you do it wait no no no winner has to go no you do it you do it

[05:19:18] Donna you got this

[05:19:22] I'll try it. I'm gonna try

[05:19:25] Yeah, I'm like I think you got it. Okay. I don't got it. I don't got it

[05:19:33] Outra

[05:19:35] There's still going

[05:19:40] She's insane

[05:19:42] Thanks.

[05:19:44] Summits his head, summits his hip, summits his head, summits his hip, summits his head, summits his belly.

[05:19:48] Summits his top.

[05:19:49] You know what, Yana? If you don't want to do it, I do it.

[05:19:50] Summits his top. Hands up.

[05:19:51] Okay? If you don't want to do it at all.

[05:19:52] Summits his hands up. Hands down.

[05:19:53] But if there's any part of you that wants to do it.

[05:19:55] Let me do it.

[05:19:56] Let me do it.

[05:20:08] That was the best lobby yet. That was a poor lobby.

[05:20:12] She does this shit. She does that shit. That's all you.

[05:20:35] Where am I going?

[05:20:37] Let me go and get a sink please.

[05:20:41] I don't gotta go?

[05:20:43] Oh, we're qualified!

[05:20:45] Oh, we're done, we're qualified!

[05:20:47] All right, yep, come over here, stand here this way.

[05:21:08] Right here, right here.

[05:21:11] Who else is coming up?

[05:21:13] Jinxy, you coming up?

[05:21:15] that we have cats up and then we have Evelyn how you doing all right so this

[05:21:33] is gonna be the last qualifier if you win you win for your team you'll move on

[05:21:37] to the championships if you lose you still have the consolation bracket you

[05:21:43] One more team is this is the last five. Hey, good luck to you. I'll see you. All right

[05:21:49] Simon says spread yourselves out a little bit

[05:21:52] All right here warm up warm up first Simon says up Simon says down Simon says jump

[05:21:59] Son, it says one more Simon says hands up hands down

[05:22:03] Simon says hands down just to warm up just to warm up and

[05:22:08] now

[05:22:10] this counts

[05:22:12] You ready?

[05:22:13] All right.

[05:22:14] Here we go.

[05:22:15] Woo!

[05:22:16] Simon says hands on head.

[05:22:22] Simon says hips.

[05:22:23] Simon says belly.

[05:22:24] Simon says shoulders.

[05:22:25] Simon says opposite shoulders.

[05:22:26] Simon says opposite elbows.

[05:22:28] Simon says tap.

[05:22:30] Simon says stop.

[05:22:31] Hands up.

[05:22:32] I told you.

[05:22:34] What the fuck?

[05:22:36] What the fuck was that?

[05:22:38] I said hands up.

[05:22:40] Put a sock in it.

[05:22:42] Put a sock in it.

[05:22:44] Bro, I didn't want to go, old man.

[05:22:46] I really didn't want to go.

[05:22:48] Yeah.

[05:22:50] I'm sorry.

[05:22:52] I'm sorry.

[05:22:54] I'm sorry.

[05:22:56] I'm sorry.

[05:22:58] I'm sorry.

[05:23:00] yeah this game is just impossible yeah but I was like egregious you didn't even

[05:23:07] really like when I fucked up I went oh shit you just went I was the worst in

[05:23:13] the warm-up and the worst in the game

[05:23:30] Will it be night time?

[05:23:32] Will it be night time?

[05:23:34] Will it be night time?

[05:23:36] It's only 6.40.

[05:23:38] Oh, but we do have speed.

[05:23:40] Down to this.

[05:23:42] I'm sorry, I don't know.

[05:23:44] I knew that was going to happen.

[05:23:46] My ass is so fucking sore.

[05:23:48] Last night?

[05:23:50] What the fuck?

[05:23:52] Rocking.

[05:23:54] This guy has so much of it, huh?

[05:23:59] This guy's the truth.

[05:24:04] All right.

[05:24:06] It was always meant to be you, man.

[05:24:08] All right, guys, so here's how it's going to work out.

[05:24:10] Four teams have qualified to a championship.

[05:24:12] That's a 20-person championship.

[05:24:14] Four teams still have chance to win.

[05:24:16] All right, guys, so here's how it's going to work out.

[05:24:18] Four teams have qualified to a championship.

[05:24:20] That's a 20-person championship.

[05:24:22] 14 still have a chance to earn their team points.

[05:24:25] If you did not qualify, we're getting a gag all over the place.

[05:24:30] If you're way down, team USA is going to knock down team USA.

[05:24:35] You're just kidding.

[05:24:36] You're just kidding.

[05:24:37] You're not going to go again?

[05:24:38] Yeah.

[05:24:39] Everybody from the team was not qualified.

[05:24:40] Team USA, come on down.

[05:24:41] Team UK, come on down.

[05:24:42] All right.

[05:24:43] Team UK, come on down.

[05:24:48] Alright, now do me a favor guys.

[05:24:54] Mix yourselves amongst, don't be all next to your teammates.

[05:24:58] Spread out.

[05:25:00] I need team alumni guys, team alumni, you are competing.

[05:25:04] Team alumni, come on in.

[05:25:06] Everyone from team alumni, come on in.

[05:25:09] This is a consolation bracket.

[05:25:11] You can win this and get fifth place for your team.

[05:25:14] You can still earn fifth place for your team.

[05:25:17] Guys, please do not stand next to your teammates.

[05:25:19] Try to split yourselves in randomly.

[05:25:24] Who else are we missing?

[05:25:25] We've got UK, USA, alumni.

[05:25:28] Who are we missing?

[05:25:29] France!

[05:25:30] Hey, the French!

[05:25:32] The French!

[05:25:34] The French are doing well!

[05:25:36] Yeah!

[05:25:37] Come on, everybody!

[05:25:41] We're all going to go a bit to this, a bit to my left, we're going a bit to my, everybody

[05:25:50] come down.

[05:25:51] Everybody's coming down this way.

[05:25:53] We're going to try to go in between these speakers.

[05:25:55] We're going to shuffle left a bit, shuffle left a bit.

[05:25:59] All right.

[05:26:00] All right, and who is France?

[05:26:03] Can you mix with the other teams?

[05:26:06] Don't be next to our Frenchman.

[05:26:09] Fluently.

[05:26:14] All right, so just to clarify.

[05:26:16] Just to clarify, listen up, listen up.

[05:26:20] If you win this, you get fifth place for your team.

[05:26:24] If you get second, sixth place for your team.

[05:26:27] So on, so forth.

[05:26:29] Does that make sense?

[05:26:31] All right, guys.

[05:26:33] Give it up for your competitors.

[05:26:36] Steve, you got a big group, take it away.

[05:26:39] So this is consolation.

[05:26:42] Consolation.

[05:26:43] All right, here we go.

[05:26:44] You ready?

[05:26:47] Quick warm-up, here we go.

[05:26:48] Hands up.

[05:26:51] Simon says.

[05:26:53] Simone, Simone says.

[05:26:55] Hands up.

[05:26:56] Yeah, now do it! Simon says hands down. Only do if I say Simon says first. Yeah? Okay.

[05:27:06] Here we go. This counts! Wish you all the best of luck. This is still for points. We

[05:27:12] love you. And you crumpets. There we go. Sonnets is up, sonnets is down, sonnets is up, sonnets

[05:27:21] is down, hands up, Simon says hands up, Simon says wave, Simon says stop, hands down.

[05:27:35] Come here, give me a hug. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And you are. All right.

[05:27:43] Now you know what? It's not his thing. He does a lot of things well. Simon says just

[05:27:48] ain't his thing we all excel in different stuff Simon says hands down all

[05:27:54] right there you go I'm like all for you play

[05:28:00] so you should have done that so

[05:28:08] we're all out it's literally just Joe and Tyler Simon says hands down I have

[05:28:14] Oh, I'm so nervous and I said, you have so fucking stupid things to do.

[05:28:16] You and your hair have a good a chance of winning.

[05:28:18] I'm so fucking stupid ladies.

[05:28:20] So you're still here.

[05:28:22] Still, yeah. I actually want to see you.

[05:28:24] I was watching both times, third round.

[05:28:26] Here, please.

[05:28:28] Here we go.

[05:28:30] Sonnet's head, Sonnet's head, Sonnet's lunch.

[05:28:32] Sonnet says stop. Hands up.

[05:28:34] Sonnet says stop.

[05:28:36] Sonnet says stop.

[05:28:38] Sonnet says stop.

[05:28:40] Sunnix is head, sunnix is head, sunnix is hands up.

[05:28:43] Sunnix is stop, hands up.

[05:28:45] Your out, sunnix is hands up.

[05:28:47] Hands down, hands down, your out,

[05:28:48] sunnix is hands up, hands up,

[05:28:51] your out, your out, your out, you're out.

[05:28:53] Joe, too good.

[05:28:55] Joe, please!

[05:28:56] Here we go.

[05:28:58] Come on Joe.

[05:29:00] Sonning says.

[05:29:02] Sonning says, one hand up, sunnix says run.

[05:29:05] Sonning says stop.

[05:29:06] Other hand up both hands up.

[05:29:07] You move, sunnix is both hands up.

[05:29:09] Wave it around.

[05:29:40] I just called him.

[05:29:41] Yes.

[05:29:42] Oh, too much traffic.

[05:29:44] Too much traffic.

[05:29:45] Joseph is with VAR.

[05:29:47] Joseph has no VAR.

[05:29:48] All right, you can do what they have to do.

[05:29:50] Wait, VAR!

[05:29:51] Summit, two hands up.

[05:29:52] Summit's hands down.

[05:29:53] All right, let's go.

[05:29:54] Summit's belly, Summit's shoulder,

[05:29:56] Summit's nose, hands up.

[05:29:58] Now you're out.

[05:30:00] Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe!

[05:30:02] Joe, Joe!

[05:30:04] Joseph's hands down.

[05:30:05] Summit's hands down.

[05:30:06] Summit's to the forward, stand up straight.

[05:30:08] Summit's stand up straight, hands up.

[05:30:10] Sonic's his hands up, hands down.

[05:30:12] Sonic's his hands down.

[05:30:13] Let's wait.

[05:30:15] Joe, oh my god.

[05:30:17] Joe's gonna do it.

[05:30:18] Joe's gonna do it.

[05:30:20] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

[05:30:24] We'll let the hell of you get fast

[05:30:25] so that everyone can hear it clear.

[05:30:26] All right, here we go.

[05:30:28] Sonic's his up, Sonic's his down,

[05:30:30] Sonic's his run, Sonic's his run.

[05:30:31] Sonic's his stop.

[05:30:32] Sonic's gonna be a big jump.

[05:30:33] Woo!

[05:30:34] That's it.

[05:30:35] Hands up, hands up.

[05:30:35] You move around.

[05:30:36] Sonic's his hands up.

[05:31:07] Well, no, they're saying that one of them was doing something whenever it's supposed to,

[05:31:12] and it's just been a problem.

[05:31:14] I told this to you.

[05:31:16] You barely put on?

[05:31:17] You don't think they're all running out?

[05:31:18] Yeah.

[05:31:19] They're running?

[05:31:20] They kept running?

[05:31:21] They took a few seconds.

[05:31:22] Yeah, I know.

[05:31:23] I think I won.

[05:31:24] Oh, yeah.

[05:31:25] They're running.

[05:31:26] Simon says run.

[05:31:27] And they're like satchin'.

[05:31:28] And then they're like,

[05:31:29] Why are you gonna do that?

[05:31:30] You might not be out for it every time.

[05:31:31] And he's like, why didn't I see you at all?

[05:32:03] I'm going to say stop.

[05:32:05] They didn't stop.

[05:32:06] Why not?

[05:32:07] They stopped the radio.

[05:32:09] I mean, it's like now.

[05:32:11] Wait, let me confirm with my breasts.

[05:32:13] Do you guys have a VAR on left?

[05:32:15] Yeah, I haven't used it yet.

[05:32:17] Steve, it's the drama this year.

[05:32:19] You know how it goes.

[05:32:20] Now what? Now what's going on?

[05:32:22] They're always calling VAR on me.

[05:32:24] I give them one a day.

[05:32:25] I give them one a day.

[05:32:27] Right, but the guy, are they talking about the incident earlier

[05:32:31] with the guy from the UK?

[05:32:32] Now they're saying there was a moment where they were both running in place and you said

[05:32:36] Simon says stop and they never stopped running.

[05:32:39] Yeah.

[05:32:40] And they're saying they should be out because they never stopped.

[05:32:43] And who was this?

[05:32:44] The ladies at the end?

[05:32:45] The ladies.

[05:32:46] I think he's against the women.

[05:32:47] That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a hearty accusation.

[05:32:53] Wow.

[05:32:54] As a modern day orator.

[05:32:57] We're going to take a look.

[05:32:59] As a modern day orator.

[05:33:00] At the instant replay, everyone gets one.

[05:33:04] Steve, give me just a moment.

[05:33:05] I apologize.

[05:33:07] We'll take a look.

[05:33:08] Come on.

[05:33:09] Always some trauma.

[05:33:13] An interesting moment to use in our weeks.

[05:33:15] How late they did it.

[05:33:16] This versus the next thing though.

[05:33:18] I'll take a few minutes.

[05:33:25] It's also literally your own.

[05:33:28] Like Hail Mary actually.

[05:33:30] I'm a person sitting down.

[05:33:32] Do you want to try to kill Mary?

[05:33:34] Hold on.

[05:33:35] Yeah, lock it.

[05:33:40] Oh, sorry.

[05:33:41] For some.

[05:33:45] All right, we are pulling up the instinct replay.

[05:33:49] Right now, this will confirm or deny the call of the killer.

[05:33:54] It's the running. It was after this though, correct?

[05:34:00] But Joe, was it after this? After this?

[05:34:03] Not on the tapping, the spot for running, which is leading specifically.

[05:34:06] No, not on Seagaw. Well, hold up, hold up. Actually, he also was cheating.

[05:34:12] Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, so it's after this?

[05:34:14] Just to confirm, I'm sorry, Joe. What?

[05:34:17] I missed that. That was a VAR call.

[05:34:19] No, but I said I'm gonna call it VAR if we want to have it.

[05:34:23] You just did the VR there.

[05:34:24] It doesn't matter.

[05:34:25] You didn't.

[05:34:25] You didn't stop it.

[05:34:26] Oh, I'm going to go now.

[05:34:28] He was also at a watch for it.

[05:34:29] All right, here we go.

[05:34:32] Put on audio.

[05:34:33] Two VR calls to confirm.

[05:34:35] It's after the site.

[05:34:36] Stop the tapping to the running in the place of the online

[05:34:39] friends.

[05:34:39] It's a quarter of a step.

[05:34:40] We don't want forward.

[05:34:42] It's going to run more quickly.

[05:34:43] It's going to run more quickly.

[05:34:44] Forward.

[05:34:44] Freak?

[05:34:45] Yeah.

[05:34:46] Forward.

[05:34:47] There were all three people at the point.

[05:34:49] Forward.

[05:34:50] We're going to stay sensitive.

[05:35:22] I don't remember this, give it to me, give it to me.

[05:35:25] Like it happened a year, maybe it's a good one.

[05:35:28] Oh, it's a good one.

[05:35:29] Simon says, wait, whoa, whoa, was that it?

[05:35:32] Simon says, run.

[05:35:34] She got the, she got the, she got the, she got the,

[05:35:36] she got the, she got the, she got the, she got the,

[05:35:38] called to the firm, France wins.

[05:35:41] Are you kidding me?

[05:35:42] Yes, she's not.

[05:35:43] That's the place you went for.

[05:35:44] No.

[05:35:45] That's the three steps, what are we talking about?

[05:35:46] What are you talking about?

[05:35:47] She's my leg, well that was fine.

[05:35:49] What are we doing?

[05:35:50] How is that cheating?

[05:35:52] She got him, said stop, and then she, she,

[05:35:54] go right ahead!

[05:35:56] Go ahead and stay!

[05:35:57] Okay, you wanna protect me?

[05:35:58] Stop it!

[05:35:59] Go ahead and get cheated,

[05:36:00] go ahead and get away with that!

[05:36:01] A, she stopped, B, Giera wasn't a part of it.

[05:36:04] Counter steps, counter steps after all.

[05:36:06] And there's three steps.

[05:36:07] Step, step, step, step, step!

[05:36:09] Step, step, step, step, step!

[05:36:11] What the fuck?

[05:36:13] Someone said stop when she carries on.

[05:36:14] She's standing too many steps.

[05:36:16] Go on, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one!

[05:36:17] That's a cheat!

[05:36:18] I'm counting on the hand-nominated team, boys.

[05:36:23] Yeah, it's way harder than it is.

[05:36:26] This is a late-for-the-translation of rain.

[05:36:29] That's unfortunate.

[05:36:30] Give me this a hand.

[05:36:31] Running, running, running, running.

[05:36:32] Let's see, let's see.

[05:36:33] That's the length that you're on.

[05:36:35] No, the U.S. gets to win.

[05:36:36] Some of you guys just need to be clear.

[05:36:38] They're gonna confirm with their reps in no universe,

[05:36:40] between USA and Wayne.

[05:36:41] They got an absolute crush.

[05:36:43] I don't care.

[05:36:44] It's another boy.

[05:36:45] It's all up to me!

[05:36:59] Oh, no, no, no, no, yeah, man.

[05:37:01] Oh, okay. Bye-bye.

[05:37:03] Bye-bye.

[05:37:09] Oh, just take it easy, man.

[05:37:11] Dude, um, I don't even care.

[05:37:14] We just need, um, hot take.

[05:37:18] It might be better if we perform worse in this,

[05:37:22] because then we might end up getting an earlier pick.

[05:37:25] I don't know, off one point.

[05:37:27] But we might end up getting an earlier pick.

[05:37:30] And, um, with that,

[05:37:34] with that, we could end up, um,

[05:37:37] with, like, picking internationals,

[05:37:39] because I don't think they're going to be good at that.

[05:37:44] I was trying to sit on the ball like Messi, but then that guy yelled at me.

[05:38:00] If Messi did that, nothing would have happened.

[05:38:11] I knew there would be VAR on Simon Says.

[05:38:15] I think there's going to be VAR on a pen,

[05:38:17] because I think what's going to happen is someone's

[05:38:19] going to put the ball in front of the line.

[05:38:25] Someone's going to put the ball in front of the line.

[05:38:30] I need to go for you.

[05:38:41] I need to get my gloves going.

[05:38:54] Hey, this could be big.

[05:38:57] Penalties are worth 16 if we get first.

[05:39:01] I need to turn into a fucking legend.

[05:39:07] All right, you guys can spread out a little bit, spread out a little bit, guys come up

[05:39:34] Come up to this, this one right here.

[05:39:36] Come up right here.

[05:39:37] Guys, come up to me.

[05:39:38] Come up to me.

[05:39:39] Come up to me, come up right here.

[05:39:40] Come up right here.

[05:39:41] Guys, come right here, come right here.

[05:39:41] Come right here.

[05:39:42] Ron, you gotta come forward.

[05:39:43] Come right here.

[05:39:44] Come right here, guys.

[05:39:45] Come right here.

[05:39:46] Go down a little bit.

[05:39:46] Let's go down a little bit.

[05:39:47] Let's go down a little bit.

[05:39:48] Go down, okay.

[05:39:50] All right.

[05:39:53] Okay.

[05:39:54] And now don't stand next to one of your teammates.

[05:39:58] I think we're all set, guys.

[05:39:59] You feel good?

[05:40:01] All right, this is for first, second, third, fourth place.

[05:40:03] The last one to watch your team is the winner for your team.

[05:40:06] You've got four competitors, everybody.

[05:40:08] Ludwig, before we start the finals,

[05:40:16] I just want to say thanks again for having me for the third year.

[05:40:20] You're going to feel after the finals,

[05:40:23] you're going to feel a suction blow through here.

[05:40:25] It'll be neat leaving because I have a 6 AM flight back

[05:40:29] to New York tomorrow morning.

[05:40:31] So thank you, brother.

[05:40:31] I'll take you now.

[05:40:33] I don't want you to, I don't want to miss you afterwards

[05:40:35] because I know you're very busy.

[05:40:36] I appreciate that.

[05:40:38] See you, Max, everybody.

[05:40:39] And, um, by the way, my two boys,

[05:40:46] who both live on the left coast,

[05:40:47] they always make fun of me

[05:40:48] because I don't got enough followers.

[05:40:49] So if you have a moment, if you're sitting

[05:40:52] and your phone is in your hands,

[05:40:54] just look up at Simon Says Guy, S-E-Z.

[05:40:58] Simon Says Guy, give me a follow.

[05:41:00] I would appreciate it.

[05:41:01] I love you, everyone.

[05:41:02] All right, here we go.

[05:41:04] Folks, Simon says hands up.

[05:41:08] This is a warm-up.

[05:41:10] Simon says hands down.

[05:41:12] That's all the warm-up you get,

[05:41:14] because if you're standing here,

[05:41:16] you earned your way.

[05:41:18] This is it.

[05:41:20] This is for all the enchiladas.

[05:41:23] This is for all the hot dogs.

[05:41:26] It's for all the crypts.

[05:41:29] Here we go.

[05:41:31] counts. I wish you all the best of luck. Hands up. Thank you, my brother. See you next time.

[05:41:48] Okay, that was, that was, that was embarrassing. All right, here we go.

[05:41:53] Simon says hands up, Simon says hands down,

[05:41:56] Simon says nose, Simon says belly, hands up.

[05:42:05] Simon says hands up, wave it around,

[05:42:08] Simon says wave it, Simon says stop, hands down.

[05:42:17] I know, right? It doesn't make sense.

[05:42:19] He's...

[05:42:20] All right.

[05:42:21] Simon says, handstand.

[05:42:22] All right.

[05:42:23] Let's pick up the pace.

[05:42:24] Simon says, up.

[05:42:25] Simon says, down.

[05:42:26] Simon says, run.

[05:42:27] Simon says, stop.

[05:42:28] Hands up.

[05:42:29] Hands up.

[05:42:30] You're still running.

[05:42:31] You're out.

[05:42:32] Put up your hands.

[05:42:33] You're out.

[05:42:34] Ha!

[05:42:35] Thank you very much.

[05:42:36] Muchas gracias.

[05:42:37] Nice job.

[05:42:38] Simon says, hands on.

[05:42:39] Hey, Simon says, handstand.

[05:42:40] Best snack ever by Messi.

[05:42:41] I just said, Messi.

[05:42:42] Snack ever by messy I just said messy

[05:43:01] Wait does that mean we got

[05:43:04] Six

[05:43:08] No, we got seven

[05:43:10] There we go.

[05:43:12] We got seven.

[05:43:14] Hmm.

[05:43:28] There's water.

[05:44:40] This is close.

[05:44:45] Salba's doing so good.

[05:44:49] This one, Brazil.

[05:44:51] Oh, can I have a water?

[05:44:53] Thank you, thank you.

[05:44:55] Thank you so much.

[05:44:57] Okay, international got four, I don't know, third, third, third.

[05:45:22] That was a two-on-one.

[05:45:34] Dude, that was so bad. That was like my worst time.

[05:45:36] Five-four.

[05:45:38] I was so bad. I knew I was any bad too.

[05:45:49] Two-on-one.

[05:45:52] Imagine Evelyn clutches this. That'd be kind of aura.

[05:45:59] Oh, he's going fast. Bro, he's going fast.

[05:46:06] Bro, they're all so good. They're all good.

[05:46:13] To be talking about.

[05:46:17] I'm sorry.

[05:46:18] Yeah.

[05:46:26] Yeah.

[05:46:36] Manuel Neuer, Manuel Neuer, Gianluigi Buffon, Gianluigi Donaruma.

[05:46:45] I'm doing this for y'all, bro.

[05:46:46] David Deheia, I'm doing this for y'all.

[05:46:49] I need to start diving.

[05:46:51] I'm diving.

[05:46:51] Bro, should I get like fucking...

[05:46:54] Dude, maybe I can stop to like...

[05:46:57] Like me.

[05:46:59] Just want to be...

[05:47:06] I was gonna put on the Sidemen FC.

[05:47:11] Yo, this is gonna be hard.

[05:47:15] This is gonna be hard.

[05:47:23] I said you have to win the game.

[05:47:25] I have to?

[05:47:26] Yeah.

[05:47:27] Okay, cool, cool, cool.

[05:47:28] These ones?

[05:47:29] Thank you very much.

[05:47:30] So I kick and save, yeah?

[05:47:32] Yeah, everybody kicks and then you're saving against another player.

[05:47:35] So like I would just kind of at whatever point I would walk up. What if I take the first pen every time?

[05:47:44] I'd take the first pen. It's going to be individual. So like it'll be if it's USD France. It doesn't alternate. It's 5 and 5.

[05:47:52] Yeah, so it's just shooting by itself. So France we lined up your protection the goal and then next team switch.

[05:47:58] Perfect.

[05:48:05] Dude, I need to dive. I was saving with my legs. It's what's comfortable, though, bro.

[05:48:14] I, like, never play FIFA. I need to fucking dive.

[05:48:35] Do you know what I realized?

[05:49:03] The net is way wider than you think it is when you're keeping it so fucking wide.

[05:49:33] I

[05:49:43] Like I thought I was gonna be alternating sounds like well how am I gonna like save but it's all that once hey

[05:49:49] Great clapping today man. Great clapping. It's time to show about five ten minutes. I'll see you

[05:49:58] He's cooked he's fucking cooked out of his element

[05:50:03] I need to know exactly where the crossbar is.

[05:50:09] Like a slight jump.

[05:50:11] Can we do some dives?

[05:50:16] What about you?

[05:50:18] I think I am.

[05:50:19] Really?

[05:50:20] I'm cool with that.

[05:50:21] I think so.

[05:50:23] But in the practice we did, I don't think we had to do a lot of dives to save some of the chills.

[05:50:28] The majority of the shots were off.

[05:50:29] Yeah, the majority.

[05:50:30] Yeah.

[05:50:31] good ones like they go there if it's if it's in the corner it's like gg but if

[05:50:38] it's like down there looks like I think you got to dive honestly yeah I mean

[05:50:55] one center right now

[05:51:01] I'm not reading chat, so the event is over.

[05:51:13] I could see a world where we win.

[05:51:16] I want to pick, I want to pick worldwide.

[05:51:19] Yeah, I want to pick worldwide.

[05:51:31] Chats saying it loves.

[05:51:33] Chats saying what?

[05:51:34] It's what you love.

[05:51:36] Oh yeah.

[05:51:55] Can we pick anyone?

[05:51:57] Not alumni.

[05:51:58] We pick...

[05:52:00] Let me talk to my team, but I think we're gonna end up picking...

[05:52:04] ...world wide, but let me see.

[05:52:20] Well, those are choices.

[05:52:21] We should pick, realistically, the first place team, or just fucking roll them and then get to the top first.

[05:52:26] No, we can't get first.

[05:52:27] We can't get first.

[05:52:28] Are you sure?

[05:52:29] I'm I are we able to wait until we see the fight the score

[05:52:33] That's okay. I'm almost certain. We are more than 16 points behind

[05:52:39] International I think we should pick like the second or third deep

[05:52:43] What if we're like what if we're literally like 14 points behind them just pick them

[05:52:50] No, no way that much behind them

[05:52:53] They started the day like 10 points out of us

[05:52:55] What's happening right now?

[05:53:00] They were, Steve didn't check two people out that weren't smiling when he never told them

[05:53:04] to stop smiling and Salbit should have gotten second but he got third.

[05:53:10] Because Mexico is still in and nice wig, like all stars would have won either way because

[05:53:16] QT won.

[05:53:17] QT won.

[05:53:18] But Salbit should get second and Mexico should get third.

[05:53:24] And that makes me think that way after like international has to have fucking a 20 point gap on

[05:53:30] Genuinely they got second about it cuz we got fucking seventh in our band and we got eighth and bull by

[05:53:43] What what place did we go?

[05:53:45] 7-36.

[05:53:46] Alright, so your choices are anyone but alumni and United Kingdom.

[05:53:58] You can play anyone else.

[05:53:59] What's the current score?

[05:54:00] Can we see the current score?

[05:54:01] We're going to see the score.

[05:54:02] Like the final score right now.

[05:54:03] Do you want the standings or the actual points?

[05:54:04] Here's what the standings and the points.

[05:54:06] The points because we don't know if we want to choose worldwide if they're literally more

[05:54:11] than if we get first things in.

[05:54:13] Yeah.

[05:54:18] Alright.

[05:54:20] We just need to know the points and then we'll tell you.

[05:54:37] Were they in first before that event worldwide?

[05:54:40] I think I've been in first go.

[05:54:42] I think Canada's inside.

[05:54:44] Nice.

[05:54:45] So, wait, we can't choose UK and Canada?

[05:54:48] UK and alumni, which I wasn't even sure.

[05:54:54] Oh, it's right there.

[05:54:55] Oh, I know that's this.

[05:54:56] That's not America.

[05:54:57] Canada has a girl that's good.

[05:54:59] Yeah.

[05:55:00] Canva, the Cocoa Girl, and Katie are the two best bandators that I've seen, and AJ, we

[05:55:13] don't want to check all stars.

[05:55:15] Well, all stars would be-

[05:55:17] Tyler hates the Steve Guy, by the way.

[05:55:19] Really?

[05:55:20] We're talking mad shoes.

[05:55:21] Dude, I think, um, we're talking-

[05:55:24] He could get annoyed when I called the people.

[05:55:26] Yeah.

[05:55:27] at any time they're calling it he's like right I think all stars would be like all

[05:55:31] around no Katie's gonna Katie's gonna be the key to know I think Katie's really

[05:55:38] the only yes but Katie could carry his golden yes let's just see like if we are

[05:55:54] like 14 off of them like and we can tie them let's just do it points yeah so

[05:56:01] these are the current standings on the left side the points are on the right

[05:56:05] side we have 45 you have 45 and then worldwide has 66

[05:56:13] we can't win so we should play like just anyone we can be and try to win it out or

[05:56:17] Mexico

[05:56:22] Yes, I we pick Mexico sick. Thank you. I guess you try to win the event. Yeah, we can't win

[05:56:31] We can't even win even if we get 16

[05:56:36] Yeah

[05:56:47] I

[05:56:53] Worldwide has 66 point your gaping second by 11

[05:57:07] These Mexico's keeper are key

[05:57:10] Well, at least I'll try to win the event. This is the only event I like genuinely care about

[05:57:14] like this is the one event I wanted to win and volleyball and dodgeball those

[05:57:21] are my three like favorite events but I'm now in there so let's try to win the

[05:57:25] event and maybe we could get like top three maybe get top three yeah maybe top

[05:57:30] three that's what I'm saying I just want to like place yes yeah we're not that's

[05:57:34] why we do picking more vodka just been such a throwaway because we'd be

[05:57:38] potentially just getting out yeah yeah it was all rest narrower yes now we're

[05:57:43] We're playing Mexico, they're in third, so if we fucking knock them out, now we can just take second or third.

[05:57:50] If they get two points, we get six to one. We picked Mexico.

[05:57:54] We picked Mexico because Worldwide is too many points, we physically can't hit them.

[05:58:04] I still, I don't care, I still want to have a brilliant keeper performance and a brilliant pen performance.

[05:58:13] Shout out to me and Ole Missy.

[05:58:17] In this event today, I'm going to be the point of difference.

[05:58:22] I got this.

[05:58:28] She's good.

[05:58:29] Katie's good.

[05:58:30] She's actually insane.

[05:58:32] Coco's insane.

[05:58:33] And Agent's insane.

[05:58:34] All three of them are insane.

[05:58:36] at Paris.

[05:58:44] I feel like control the map.

[05:58:46] The best keepers have massive nuts.

[05:58:49] Emmy Martinez.

[05:58:54] This is the only event I cared about,

[05:58:57] and volleyball, and dodgeball,

[05:58:59] and I fucking sold volleyball.

[05:59:06] I got to dive for these fucking parents.

[05:59:22] That's good.

[05:59:23] That's good.

[05:59:24] That's good.

[05:59:25] Yep.

[05:59:26] I'm getting like ass burns.

[05:59:31] Fuck the turf burns your ass.

[05:59:35] You did absolutely nothing day one. You did absolutely nothing day two. Prove to people

[05:59:48] why you are the man of the fucking match. Who won that trophy? Who won that fucking

[05:59:54] trophy? So show the world why you're the man of the fucking match, okay? You don't want

[06:00:00] an edit where it's like 70 clips of you as film games and it's just fart noises

[06:00:03] each clip because you suck right of lobbing it right now listen bro fucking

[06:00:09] do this shit okay you have high-pitched watching to be asked high-pitched to give

[06:00:14] a slow ball something bro like you got this bro you got it I got this beat

[06:00:20] come on

[06:00:22] I'm gonna be clocking tea in this net, bitch.

[06:00:32] Dude, literally diving two times, I have ass burned.

[06:00:38] But let's leave it all on the court.

[06:00:41] Dude, I don't know if I'm like a long, I'm not short, but I'm not tall.

[06:00:46] I don't know if I'm long enough to like get a low one where I have to dive.

[06:00:51] You can't.

[06:00:52] Yeah, you're not telling them all I got to do

[06:00:55] Realistic first before you die shuffle and save this area like this whole area nothing can get it

[06:01:00] If I if they score that and that I'm hard if you die they could for surely score in this area

[06:01:06] Did I'm almost thinking guessing too? Yeah, if you guess

[06:01:09] But you only had to guess like the good shooters like Joe in them like Katie B

[06:01:13] Because it comes at you fast the slow shooters. It's like do

[06:01:16] And guessing is actually bad then you're out of position

[06:01:19] You can react to those

[06:01:22] You can react to those, man.

[06:01:24] Good luck, JC.

[06:01:25] Dude, I didn't know you played for three years when you were a kid.

[06:01:27] But I was like, I played house league for a few years.

[06:01:29] I sucked.

[06:01:30] But what's house league?

[06:01:31] It's like when you could just pay and then play in a league with kids.

[06:01:36] So I would get that.

[06:01:37] You were an adult or you were a kid?

[06:01:38] No, I was a kid.

[06:01:39] I was 9, 10, 11.

[06:01:40] Oh, god.

[06:01:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:01:42] Just because I got three of you right here.

[06:01:44] So for goalie agent, the only rule

[06:01:46] is you have to have one part of one foot on the line

[06:01:49] until they kick it.

[06:01:50] Just one part of one foot.

[06:01:51] Now one part of one foot has to be on the line until they kick it. Then you can go back to the balance.

[06:01:55] You can do this.

[06:01:56] You can be behind the line.

[06:01:57] Yeah, but like you cannot be in for it. Both feet are in front of the line and they miss.

[06:02:01] They're going to get a second kick.

[06:02:02] So like you call that god.

[06:02:04] Yeah.

[06:02:05] But if your feet are up here and they make it, it just still counts.

[06:02:08] So just just make sure you're behind the line.

[06:02:11] Or what about like this?

[06:02:12] That's fine. One part of one foot.

[06:02:14] But this is like, yeah, don't do that.

[06:02:16] Be safe because you would hate to blow over your team.

[06:02:18] I feel like it's just good to bounce behind.

[06:02:21] Yeah, yeah.

[06:02:22] Sorry.

[06:02:23] One part, yeah, yeah, for keepers.

[06:02:24] One part of one foot has to at least be on the line until the end of the game.

[06:02:29] So, yeah.

[06:02:30] Like, this is technically, this is common.

[06:02:32] But don't do this, because you might cost the game.

[06:02:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:02:35] So, you can do whatever back you want.

[06:02:37] And once they keep you on charge or whatever.

[06:02:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:02:40] But at the time of the game, at least one foot must be touched in the game.

[06:02:43] Okay.

[06:02:44] And if it's not?

[06:02:45] Yes.

[06:02:46] Okay.

[06:02:47] I'm just gonna go for it.

[06:02:49] I need this one.

[06:02:51] This is the one of the fan I want to mention.

[06:02:54] This is the greatest sport in the world.

[06:02:56] Which one?

[06:02:57] I love this sport, right?

[06:02:58] So the tennis...

[06:03:00] You love it?

[06:03:01] Hey, I loved it.

[06:03:02] I thought you was log-in, but then I was watching the stream one time where you were guessing players based on our faces.

[06:03:06] You did pretty good, man.

[06:03:07] Thanks, bro.

[06:03:11] When did you start watching?

[06:03:12] watching. Uh actually like prime Barça Madrid days when I was like 9, 10, 11, yeah, yeah.

[06:03:21] Like 2010 to 2014 was like a secret, huh? Nobody bought that. No, I, I, I, like I showed

[06:03:30] my chat. Right. Yeah. Like I did, I reacted to my highlight. So you know, like years ago.

[06:03:33] Oh, highlights. But I was like, eight. I was like, you play too. But I reacted to that

[06:03:38] like three years ago like 2023 messy messy ah what about you nice all time

[06:03:46] property area honoree but when you are messy versus Fernando I'll get messy as

[06:03:51] well yeah so you are so yeah I'm an awesome fan

[06:03:58] how'd you know you said on re oh yeah that's true that's true that's true

[06:04:03] So what's your favorite player at Arsenal right now?

[06:04:06] It's going to be Saka, isn't it?

[06:04:08] That's our star boy!

[06:04:10] That's our star boy, man!

[06:04:12] I mean, he's like inconsistent now, bro.

[06:04:15] He's either really good or like...

[06:04:17] He's got like the X factor, you know?

[06:04:19] Yeah, and...

[06:04:20] Well, there's no, uh, Vinny might come.

[06:04:22] Yeah, we might get Vinny.

[06:04:23] Vinny might come.

[06:04:24] Which would be massive.

[06:04:25] But I don't know, I'm low-key kind of feeling that...

[06:04:28] I'm getting my expectations low because I'm kind of low-key feeling that

[06:04:31] He just wants to get a higher contract. Yeah, like we're just using it as like a negotiation. Yeah. Yeah

[06:04:37] Yeah, I don't think he wants to leave Madrid. No, no

[06:04:41] But it hasn't really been working so yeah, yeah

[06:04:44] I'm gonna fuss. Oh, you're playing right now. Yeah, we're going on. Good luck. Who do you play? Sorry?

[06:04:50] Who do you play against other nice any? So you guys game is first? Yeah. Yeah. Good luck

[06:05:01] Dude, my top three prediction was so wrong.

[06:05:07] I said, Worldwide France, USA, I wasn't even close.

[06:05:12] I'm good, I'm good, thank you.

[06:05:19] I don't want to let them down. God, I don't want to let them down, bruh. Fuck.

[06:05:45] I hate expectations and pressure, bro. I hate it. Like, I like to just naturally do things.

[06:05:54] You're gonna be good, right? You're a good ass soccerer.

[06:06:02] Yeah, he's good. Your pens are good. Your pens are like top three that I saw, unbiasedly.

[06:06:07] You, Katie and Coco had the three best pens.

[06:06:10] Really?

[06:06:11] Yes. I thought Enzo should be better, but he doesn't have boots. He's got socks.

[06:06:15] I mean, I was kicking in my regular shoes. I'm not gonna kick in these.

[06:06:18] What are you gonna kick in?

[06:06:19] These are my regular running shoes, because that's what I was practicing all day.

[06:06:22] Yeah, it's good.

[06:06:25] I mean, it's working, it's working.

[06:06:26] We're not playing yellow, are we?

[06:06:28] No, we're playing Mexico. Are you guys in second right now?

[06:06:30] Yeah.

[06:06:31] Bro.

[06:06:32] If worldwide loses and you guys win, you can end up winning the event, I think.

[06:06:35] How many are you down? 11?

[06:06:36] I feel like this is a final event though. I feel like this is not the final event. I don't know why.

[06:06:39] Remember how well I don't know what he'll actually like last year. There was like

[06:06:43] King of the points the top four teams made it to the final event and then that final event was that he turned the winner. Oh

[06:06:50] And you remember he said there was a twist on the first day before we started stream

[06:06:53] He didn't tell us what it was

[06:06:56] Yeah, you're right. Oh shit. I left my fucking phone over there. I'll be right back

[06:06:59] I'll shoot your games at all ends here, y'all.

[06:07:02] A lot of them.

[06:07:03] Yeah!

[06:07:05] You got it, guys!

[06:07:08] Look at that.

[06:07:09] The pen spots closer.

[06:07:13] Look at my chest.

[06:07:14] Did they send it out?

[06:07:15] Even at this year?

[06:07:16] But I mean, there's still a twist.

[06:07:17] Like that, like how they did last year?

[06:07:18] But there still has to be a twist.

[06:07:20] I just don't know what it is.

[06:07:21] Maybe the twist was that it's double points.

[06:07:23] Yeah.

[06:07:24] True, true.

[06:07:26] What do you mean?

[06:07:35] Why? Why are they making it so easy?

[06:07:37] It's closer. It's even closer than the line.

[06:07:39] It's closer than the line.

[06:07:40] Why? People are going to sky it more now.

[06:07:43] You think so?

[06:07:44] Yes, because it has less time to drop.

[06:07:46] If you hit it up, it's going right.

[06:07:48] People here think it's going to make it drop.

[06:07:51] No way.

[06:07:52] But like some people do, like Joe, they're the idiots.

[06:07:57] Like some people's shots go like that.

[06:07:59] We love you, Sam!

[06:08:01] All the ones that do it give us less time to react.

[06:08:17] I'm locked, bro. I'm locked.

[06:08:19] It's the best of us.

[06:08:22] They said it was UK versus Hoopers.

[06:08:24] Not like the UK team doesn't want that good for it.

[06:08:27] And this is the main sport.

[06:08:28] I was watching them kick.

[06:08:30] True.

[06:08:30] This is what they do.

[06:08:31] You can't even afford a kick.

[06:08:34] I did not see Zoyle take a time.

[06:08:36] I'm interested to see how that goes.

[06:08:38] Yeah, me too.

[06:08:39] Woo!

[06:08:40] Woo!

[06:08:42] I'm not my thing, sir.

[06:08:45] I just need fast-twitch, fast-twitch fibers.

[06:08:48] Pro being a keeper is so fucking hard.

[06:08:50] They have so much aura.

[06:08:52] The best keepers have like gigantic nuts.

[06:08:55] Because it's Team UK.

[06:08:57] This is our sport.

[06:08:59] I'm a footballer so much.

[06:09:01] This is the real football.

[06:09:02] If we win this event, I'm cool.

[06:09:03] As we're going to bring it home today for this,

[06:09:05] for just this shit.

[06:09:06] Just a minute.

[06:09:07] Just a minute.

[06:09:08] Just a minute.

[06:09:09] Just a minute.

[06:09:10] Just a minute.

[06:09:11] It's going over a minute.

[06:09:14] You can't just keepers confident.

[06:09:16] Yeah.

[06:09:16] Call him if he does.

[06:09:18] I think he's the only solid one, though.

[06:09:20] Have a nice game.

[06:09:23] Yeah, I don't know.

[06:09:23] I wasn't really wot.

[06:09:24] They didn't take many fans.

[06:09:26] They didn't, as it is.

[06:09:27] They did not take many fans.

[06:09:28] The team that practiced the most was like,

[06:09:30] Sakura practiced a lot.

[06:09:32] Dude, the Koko girl on her team is good.

[06:09:35] She played in the France, England, like, stadium.

[06:09:37] I didn't even hit a fan.

[06:09:38] I recognized her, and I'm like, wait.

[06:09:40] I'd like, have Cedar play.

[06:09:42] Your team's good.

[06:09:45] Hopefully, it translates.

[06:09:46] Sometimes it does, you know, like.

[06:09:47] I feel like dodge what we did good, but in volleyball we were just like,

[06:09:50] it looked like we were supposed to do what we just did.

[06:09:54] You never know, you guys never know.

[06:09:56] No, you really don't know, it's so hard to predict who's going to win.

[06:10:00] Cuz anything could happen, you could have your ace to style,

[06:10:03] and then everybody's like, what the fuck, what are we going to do?

[06:10:05] That was just a good show kill.

[06:10:07] We need your first car.

[06:10:09] Give it up for C-Double-B-N.

[06:10:11] It is definitely a great show.

[06:10:14] Jason's and Matt are starting.

[06:10:16] I swapped name feed. Is it Ardiel's name feed?

[06:10:20] You're in the fall. Okay, I got it.

[06:10:24] Jason, first time. Oh my god, this is never

[06:10:28] riding in as close as you've been close to that. Now they're going to kick-fall. It's way closer.

[06:10:32] We were practicing like two feet back. What the hell?

[06:10:36] Which means the keeper has less time to react. Yeah. Less time.

[06:10:40] I think they want it to be more close. That's why. True.

[06:10:44] And I think it's more exciting to the point.

[06:10:45] Shoot that, but they killed that dog.

[06:10:48] It was nothing to pull effects.

[06:10:50] Oh, man.

[06:10:51] That's one for the UK!

[06:10:53] Oh, my.

[06:10:53] These games are not good for you over time.

[06:10:55] Street dog center!

[06:10:56] Casey tried to guess.

[06:10:58] What do they call it?

[06:10:59] He tried to guess, and I picked him.

[06:11:00] I could tell.

[06:11:01] I thought I said, unless it's like a really good kicker,

[06:11:02] there's no point in guessing.

[06:11:03] But this distance is hard, though.

[06:11:05] Like, you almost have to guess.

[06:11:07] It's like, no time.

[06:11:08] You gave it on a master team!

[06:11:11] Dude, pros?

[06:11:12] I don't know what I'm gonna do with these guys.

[06:11:14] Like they just guess.

[06:11:15] The Keeper's guys.

[06:11:16] Because they hit it so fast, it's so precise.

[06:11:18] You can take your kick.

[06:11:20] Yeah, what's up?

[06:11:24] I don't dance at all, yeah.

[06:11:26] Same reason.

[06:11:28] That is high over the next.

[06:11:30] You didn't tell me you were afraid to dance.

[06:11:32] Really?

[06:11:33] No.

[06:11:34] I just never danced.

[06:11:35] Team UK, firmly up one.

[06:11:37] Who's up next? Team UK.

[06:11:39] You being afraid of spiders.

[06:11:40] How are you feeling your tension, how are you feeling your tension?

[06:11:42] Yeah, like I just feel like building.

[06:11:43] I am perfect.

[06:11:44] Yeah, it's like a fear.

[06:11:45] I'm trying my best.

[06:11:46] That's all you need.

[06:11:47] Alright, I'm not good at this.

[06:11:49] I'm afraid of heights.

[06:11:51] Yeah, a lot of people are afraid of heights.

[06:11:53] Yeah, I love heights.

[06:11:54] As long as you're buckled in, the height's not too big.

[06:11:57] Oh!

[06:11:59] Great safe, like Jason in the lead.

[06:12:02] I can already see he edit.

[06:12:04] Wow.

[06:12:05] I

[06:12:35] Yes, you know how to fuck it up

[06:12:37] Shoot him with his gloves on I might use that

[06:12:46] Yeah, I'm not saving

[06:12:48] Everybody is like a low and

[06:12:58] Did you

[06:13:05] Alright, you're going over to the other side, you're going over to the whistle, wait for the whistle.

[06:13:08] That wasn't the original, but I didn't have as far as I know. I feel like I would have said that.

[06:13:12] They saw us all practicing the wrong location.

[06:13:15] Alright, UK's probably out.

[06:13:17] Team 1 now have a chance to take the lead.

[06:13:20] If you Fumi Bean is able to score, give it up for Fumi Bean.

[06:13:24] Yeah!

[06:13:26] This is close.

[06:13:27] Talk to me.

[06:13:28] 1-1.

[06:13:29] How are you feeling about this?

[06:13:30] I'm feeling really good.

[06:13:32] Feel good?

[06:13:33] Yeah, all right, I was waiting for the whistle his first three were good

[06:13:38] But then he missed the ball

[06:13:48] Still one to one

[06:13:52] And now we got

[06:13:54] I feel coming on off!

[06:13:56] Oh no! Yeah!

[06:13:59] How you feeling?

[06:14:00] Yeah!

[06:14:01] Feeling alright?

[06:14:03] Alright, so well...

[06:14:05] Can you hear this?

[06:14:07] Wow!

[06:14:08] So cool!

[06:14:09] So cool!

[06:14:16] That's shy stuff.

[06:14:18] Wait, this is that rest.

[06:14:20] Get the air on our truck!

[06:14:52] What the fuck? What the fuck?

[06:14:54] I never seen that.

[06:14:56] That's a pen.

[06:14:58] He works and then spun.

[06:15:00] If I was a keeper, I would be like, what is happening?

[06:15:02] There's no way not off that.

[06:15:04] I told you his pen is not towing it.

[06:15:06] He had a whole hand on it.

[06:15:08] He just did it.

[06:15:10] He towing it.

[06:15:12] You're not allowed to do a fake kick.

[06:15:14] In P.K. shooting, you're not allowed to do a fake kick.

[06:15:16] You're not allowed to do a fake kick.

[06:15:18] You're not allowed to do a fake kick.

[06:15:20] You're not allowed to do a fake kick and PK shootouts.

[06:15:26] Absolutely.

[06:15:27] Unfortunately, due to cool factor, the ball comes to its hands.

[06:15:33] Yeah, absolutely.

[06:15:35] They do not get knocked out.

[06:15:37] But here's the deal.

[06:15:38] The team UK is not out.

[06:15:40] They have one more kicker, the keeper himself.

[06:15:43] Give it up for Garnt, everybody.

[06:16:16] Okay, okay, okay, that's about to be on the line.

[06:16:19] UK, what a...

[06:16:22] Ah, I think we're right next to each other.

[06:16:25] Guys, can we please cheer for team UK?

[06:16:28] Let's go!

[06:16:30] What an absolutely electric first match.

[06:16:35] Jason, you're mathematically out.

[06:16:41] Next up!

[06:16:43] We had a battle across the pond, now we've got to battle the Americas, give it up, because

[06:16:51] we've got Team Mexico going up against Team USA.

[06:17:03] All right, talk to me, Arky.

[06:17:08] You're the keeper for Team Mexico, right?

[06:17:10] I'm the keeper.

[06:17:11] How are you feeling?

[06:17:12] I'm feeling confident.

[06:17:13] Actually, I had a lot of time, GC, and Joe Barlow

[06:17:15] were practicing with me.

[06:17:16] So, hopefully that might be on my side.

[06:17:18] So you got some reps, all of these exact kickers.

[06:17:21] How'd those kicks go?

[06:17:23] I can't say too much.

[06:17:24] She's gonna have a plan.

[06:17:25] No, I can't leak the plan.

[06:17:26] Don't leak the plan.

[06:17:27] All right, so no more slowing down.

[06:17:29] That was very cool.

[06:17:30] Yeah.

[06:17:31] No more slowing down, that was very cool.

[06:17:33] Yes, unless it's really cool.

[06:17:35] If they do a backflip, I'll give it to them.

[06:17:39] Team USA, who's my keeper?

[06:17:43] Who's my keeper?

[06:17:44] Where's my keeper at?

[06:17:45] Whoa, Jinxie.

[06:17:48] Jinxie, you're the keeper, and you're the first kicker.

[06:17:54] And you got the Copa Mundiales?

[06:17:55] What have you got over here?

[06:17:57] OK.

[06:17:58] All right, how are we feeling?

[06:18:00] This is your sport, you're a man in the match.

[06:18:02] There's some pressure riding on that,

[06:18:03] but what happens when pressure comes to Jinxie's way?

[06:18:06] Creates diamonds.

[06:18:08] Love to hear it.

[06:18:09] All right, Jinxie, that white line right there.

[06:18:11] Place it where you want, wait for the whistle.

[06:18:13] Making sure our balls are properly inflated.

[06:18:16] No Patriots action here.

[06:18:20] All right, Jinxie, if you want to adjust it, you can.

[06:18:24] If you want to touch the ball, move it, you can.

[06:18:30] All right, J.C. first up, Archie and Gull,

[06:18:34] USA versus Mexico.

[06:18:37] Bang!

[06:18:41] USA, nails their first shot.

[06:18:45] Follow-on yelling, set the tone.

[06:18:48] All right, how are we feeling?

[06:18:51] I'm honestly feeling very confident.

[06:18:54] And why did your team put you first?

[06:18:57] I have no idea.

[06:18:58] Yeah, I think they have hope than me.

[06:19:01] And that's all you need.

[06:19:02] Open you.

[06:19:03] I got hoping you too.

[06:19:04] Let's go, Team Mexico!

[06:19:06] Yeah!

[06:19:09] We still have a chance to win this entire event.

[06:19:11] Wait for the whistle.

[06:19:12] Wait for the whistle.

[06:19:13] It's over for me!

[06:19:14] Watch the whistle.

[06:19:19] Oh!

[06:19:20] Oh!

[06:19:21] Oh!

[06:19:22] Oh!

[06:19:23] USA is now up one.

[06:19:25] Swapping keepers now.

[06:19:30] Joe Bart is up.

[06:19:33] Give it up for Joe Bart, everybody.

[06:19:35] Joe, you're a lefty.

[06:19:40] Let me move this mic for you then.

[06:19:43] You're a lefty?

[06:19:45] My gosh.

[06:19:47] You look so good.

[06:19:49] Sorry. Go ahead.

[06:19:50] On the whistle, Joe.

[06:19:52] Hockey, you ready?

[06:19:54] Ball with the ball with the ball.

[06:19:57] Ooh!

[06:19:59] Ball is high.

[06:20:02] It is now opportunity for Mexico to tie it up.

[06:20:07] And we got Danny Manz!

[06:20:10] To make that happen.

[06:20:15] Danny, I need to talk to you real quick.

[06:20:17] These cleats, they brand new?

[06:20:19] They got scuffs on them.

[06:20:21] They got some stuff. I'm in an indoor overweight. You're in an indoor overweight. Yeah, are you guys exciting new members?

[06:20:27] You want to play I would love to play

[06:20:32] Look at this you can touch it. Yes, you can touch it. Okay. All right. All right. All right

[06:20:38] Danny, good luck wait for the whistle. You can move the ball if you'd like you can move it if you'd like

[06:20:51] Get to the initial jump left.

[06:20:53] Please get that one right fast enough.

[06:20:56] Team Mexico ties it up.

[06:21:02] But Team USA has big talk of team coming up.

[06:21:07] Big team.

[06:21:09] Tyler, when people think football,

[06:21:11] they don't really think Tyler won.

[06:21:13] American football?

[06:21:14] Real football?

[06:21:15] But soccer, they don't.

[06:21:16] Not soccer, no, but I'm good at both.

[06:21:18] You're good at both?

[06:21:19] Absolutely.

[06:21:20] So you're going to nail this?

[06:21:20] All right, get up Tyler everybody.

[06:21:23] Tyler's calling top right corner.

[06:21:31] Get on it to save my Archie.

[06:21:37] Doesn't fall for the bait of Tyler.

[06:21:39] Tyler kicks it mid left.

[06:21:41] Call top right.

[06:21:44] Great save by Archie.

[06:21:46] by Arke, and now opportunity for Mexico to take the lead, and they got Benji to do it.

[06:21:57] I believe in you too, Benji.

[06:21:59] Best of luck out there.

[06:22:00] U.S.A. still has a shot, but that road is going to have to start with a great kick from

[06:22:26] I mean, Yana, Yana, how are you doing tonight?

[06:22:29] Good.

[06:22:30] I'm doing so good.

[06:22:31] How are you?

[06:22:32] Yana, have you played any soccer or football?

[06:22:34] Yeah, just a little.

[06:22:35] Just a little?

[06:22:36] Yeah.

[06:22:37] And you warmed up a bit today?

[06:22:38] Yeah.

[06:22:39] Are you a lefty?

[06:22:40] Right.

[06:22:41] Righty.

[06:22:42] All right.

[06:22:43] Yana, best of luck.

[06:22:44] Give it up for Yana, everybody.

[06:22:45] An opportunity to tie things up.

[06:22:46] Oh!

[06:22:47] An opportunity to tie things up.

[06:22:53] Oh!

[06:22:55] It's a phenomenal shot!

[06:22:59] Lett Bings hurt beyond his ass.

[06:23:02] USA ties it up.

[06:23:05] What a shot from Yana.

[06:23:08] Beautifully placed.

[06:23:11] Now here's the situation.

[06:23:13] Jixi needs to save this Mexico still has two kickers USA only one kicker left

[06:23:23] they were first to kick and it's Mexico's goalkeeper who's gonna be up to

[06:23:28] maybe take the lead they got our key

[06:23:33] Here's a situation.

[06:23:49] Next goes up one.

[06:23:51] This is the last kicker for Team USA.

[06:23:55] Guys, can you please give it up for Mari?

[06:24:00] Mari.

[06:24:01] Mari, a tough task was given to you, but let's not forget, you are the only

[06:24:08] Streamer Games champion on your team. You know when it takes to win and now is

[06:24:14] your moment to show exactly that. Give it up for Mari one more time.

[06:24:19] The team Mexico wins!

[06:24:28] The match is over!

[06:24:42] Quick replay of this.

[06:24:49] Wide left, two shots from USA off net, and one saved by Arke.

[06:24:56] Team Mexico will be moving on to the semifinals.

[06:24:59] Now here's the deal, y'all.

[06:25:28] I

[06:25:34] Threw I threw you fucking practice for like two hours, and I

[06:25:40] Go next I don't I go I'll get a go if I don't fucking I don't ever do that

[06:25:43] And I hit it right over the fucking benches pen was like perfect

[06:25:46] Arte's goal was perfect and I'm gonna Tyler needed to get a go and

[06:25:51] Danny's kind of that was the only thing we put new this challenge them now. Yeah

[06:25:58] You look good. You look good.

[06:25:59] You got that last one.

[06:26:01] I did so well.

[06:26:04] Wait, did we get seventh in the event?

[06:26:06] No.

[06:26:07] Oh, in this event?

[06:26:08] Like overall, what, it depends the other goals.

[06:26:11] We still might get like fifth overall.

[06:26:14] Was that like three-two, yeah.

[06:26:17] Because, yeah, we got two goals.

[06:26:20] You did the jinxing special today.

[06:26:22] Hey, good try, guys.

[06:26:23] Dude, their pens were good. I don't know.

[06:26:25] They did good.

[06:26:26] One pen that came at me. They didn't even miss like it was all just like on a hit top is Donna's pen wasn't I thought we had

[06:26:32] a chance I always thought you want to do one practice get to and it was the same exact like yeah

[06:26:36] Just curves in yeah, I was insane

[06:26:40] Guys, well, I should have just fucking grounded the ball dude. It's so hard. He would have just stood there

[06:26:46] The thing is you hit it so hard like if it's on frame. It's another time

[06:26:50] I just hate that I get one fucking goal. I get one try and now it stops

[06:26:55] Like that fucking that was my biggest fear was like skying it. I did not

[06:27:13] Musical chairs were stupid

[06:27:21] Musical chairs piss me off

[06:27:24] Noodle chairs was like when I was like this is the evil games

[06:27:33] All right, let's read chat it's like Pandora's fucking box

[06:27:45] Yo, I'm not even just saying this

[06:27:49] Like I'm blown away

[06:27:51] Benji's pen was incredible, Dany's pen was incredible, Arke's pen was incredible, like

[06:28:00] they weren't even near me, like they're like picking spots.

[06:28:09] I need to like, bro I don't even know.

[06:28:14] No, it's not even Cope, like they deserve to win, period, I'm not, like I don't even

[06:28:21] Even when I guessed I guessed to the wrong side dude listen to this

[06:28:25] Benji before he took his pen was staring to my left like staring at it

[06:28:30] So I'm like all right. I'm gonna guess left. He swaps it to my right

[06:28:38] Guys but the one I didn't try for like I could not have reached that ball like I'm not fucking

[06:28:43] I'm not like insane, bro

[06:28:51] Dude, I can't die for that.

[06:28:55] What could I have saved?

[06:28:57] Bro, if somebody does a diving save today, let me know.

[06:29:04] I have 30 minutes of keeper experience.

[06:29:18] I'm done, bro.

[06:29:20] I'm done like I'm

[06:29:24] I'm depressed like I'm not even gonna lie

[06:29:28] Dude, I don't even think I I had one save and Wendy hit it right at me and then

[06:29:36] Their pens were good. I don't know. I mean I'll watch it back pride Vod review tomorrow

[06:29:46] Dude

[06:29:50] I'm just glad XQC was better. I'm just glad like I did not sky my pen because

[06:29:59] that was my biggest fear was skying my pen because I sky my pen. I sky my pen so

[06:30:05] much. I want to like jump into a car right now.

[06:30:10] Somebody called me Andrei Onanah.

[06:30:26] Like chat, let's honestly analyze my streamer games performance.

[06:30:31] I'll be unbiased and honest.

[06:30:37] Let's start from the top.

[06:30:39] chairs I don't care that was just a bullshit like the way I got out was

[06:30:43] bullshit I was doing good in that like I mean it's like we were the best team in

[06:30:48] musical chairs four rounds in can I get a retweet the next event I did was

[06:30:52] volleyball I individually sold us I had like my team was the best volleyball

[06:30:58] team I saw we should not have got third we should have got first I sold

[06:31:02] Bully ball what else did I play in I didn't want to play Simon says oh half

[06:31:12] and half yeah I mean dude everyone had two girls go up and they were doing so

[06:31:16] good me and Joe should not have done that one

[06:31:20] Yeah, the Jinxie special, Pinksy, hey guess what, I made my pen, thank God, thank God.

[06:31:39] What were you good at?

[06:31:42] I think honestly I was good at musical chairs, and then it was the most cringe disgusting

[06:31:48] way to get out ever.

[06:31:49] The music cut, four people sat down, I sat down, I'm out.

[06:32:02] What'd he say?

[06:32:04] What do you mean?

[06:32:05] There is?

[06:32:06] There's a loser's bracket?

[06:32:09] Wait, really?

[06:32:10] I'm supposed to be doing this over here.

[06:32:13] So we're fighting for like fifth?

[06:32:15] Don't worry you'll live, bro. Hey, you're the football guy, but you'll live, you know what I'm saying?

[06:32:22] Hey, you're gonna live.

[06:32:25] Dude, looking back on this, is this guy serious?

[06:32:29] Zoil, fuck off. Dude, looking back on this.

[06:32:32] Oh, too, too. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[06:32:34] Listen, you'll live. We're lost, bro.

[06:32:37] Yo, y'all got eighth, we got seventh. Is that how the event's looking?

[06:32:41] Wow. Yeah, yeah.

[06:32:42] Dude, you know what I'm saying?

[06:32:44] US is um yeah somebody took my gloves so all right um so who do we play do we

[06:32:53] know yet oh you get yeah good luck man

[06:32:58] that's a lot now all that's left to do is for me to sky a pen and then I can go

[06:33:05] home let me sky a pen and then open my chat

[06:33:14] Hey, Jinxie, you were the piss stain of the streamer games.

[06:33:18] Uh, mom, it's time out jingle balls.

[06:33:21] Pfft.

[06:33:23] Shreeth is better than last.

[06:33:25] Yeah, I- somebody said God's skin duo.

[06:33:32] You're the fart of the streamer games.

[06:33:35] Yeah, dude, I'm gonna be honest.

[06:33:37] If I could redo everything.

[06:33:39] Obviously, hindsight's 20 and 20.

[06:33:41] I would have had it

[06:33:44] There was an individual event Chas or individual event I didn't do that. I could have did I do to

[06:33:50] Low-key. I think I'd be good at bull riding chap because I hump my camera like once a week

[06:33:56] Bull riding would be good. I have good grip strength too

[06:34:01] You're the shit smear of the streamer games Ron did better than you fries

[06:34:11] You are equal to a tiny foot.

[06:34:19] All right, I guess I should head over there because we have a loser's bracket.

[06:34:24] So I mean, maybe we could like win, I don't even know.

[06:34:32] Now all that's left for me to do is just sky a pen.

[06:34:34] That's literally it.

[06:34:35] Dude, I think we're doing another game.

[06:34:38] Oh!

[06:34:40] He's playing.

[06:34:41] It was his racket, okay.

[06:34:42] So you could get better.

[06:34:43] Yeah, that's fun.

[06:34:44] We could play two more games then if we win.

[06:34:46] Yeah.

[06:34:47] So we play U.K. and then whoever else.

[06:34:50] Somebody D-gloved me, Joe.

[06:34:52] Like, my gloves are gone.

[06:34:53] She was like, give me the gloves.

[06:34:54] I was like, okay.

[06:34:55] I told my chat the only thing that I have to do now

[06:34:59] is just shank a pen and then go home.

[06:35:01] Sit on a five-hour plane ride.

[06:35:03] Dude, I don't know, man.

[06:35:07] Yana, that was a good pen. That was really good.

[06:35:10] Thanks.

[06:35:11] That was like, it curved in.

[06:35:12] You did good too.

[06:35:13] Thank you.

[06:35:14] Were you a little bit nervous?

[06:35:16] Yeah.

[06:35:17] That was pretty nervous.

[06:35:18] The chat said you did fucking dog shit, Terry.

[06:35:20] My chat said I was the piss stain of the streamer game, so that's cool.

[06:35:25] Are you serious?

[06:35:26] Nah, fuck it, bro.

[06:35:27] Why'd you laugh?

[06:35:28] Because that's funny, but it's just chat.

[06:35:30] Who gives a shit?

[06:35:31] Hey, the way I see Twitch Shatters is,

[06:35:34] they're like the kids that got picked on in school,

[06:35:36] and they feel strong like they type it to you and chat.

[06:35:40] You know what I mean?

[06:35:41] Too fast.

[06:35:43] Don't worry, Chasen.

[06:35:44] In our books, you did good.

[06:35:46] Well, those books are losing books.

[06:35:50] I should have saved one.

[06:35:51] What's her cups?

[06:35:52] Benji, Joe.

[06:35:54] Benji was staring at the right post.

[06:35:56] I guessed to the right, he buried it top left.

[06:35:59] strategy. I think he accidentally did that because when he was training everywhere he

[06:36:05] looked he had it and he liked going right. Whatever.

[06:36:16] Chad I feel like in Bopay after the World Cup 2022.

[06:36:29] Messi is disappointed bro Messi's not a keeper bro

[06:36:48] Messy's not a keeper

[06:36:57] Bro, I don't I didn't do bad in keeper they just

[06:37:02] We're good. Thank you guys. I didn't do bad. I didn't have saveable shot. I'm not good

[06:37:18] You didn't do bad, Jinxie. You did horrible. Appreciate that, bro. Thought that was gonna be uplifting.

[06:37:36] Hey, you know what though? I have a chance to redeem myself.

[06:37:39] I'm the favorite!

[06:37:41] The All Star!

[06:37:47] Who said bro?

[06:37:52] Good shit and what?

[06:37:54] Saga?

[06:37:58] I lost!

[06:37:59] You lost?

[06:38:00] I thought I won!

[06:38:01] You thought I won?

[06:38:02] No, we lost!

[06:38:04] Oh, sorry, dude.

[06:38:05] And you performed key fifth.

[06:38:09] The fuck like this were you watching? I thought it got crazy, but I thought I thought we'd lost convincingly

[06:38:26] So chat which pen could I have saved which pen Danny's Benji's or

[06:38:32] Or, um, Archies.

[06:38:36] Which pen?

[06:38:37] Two and three.

[06:38:43] All of them.

[06:38:44] Yeah, guys, I'm not a collegiate keeper.

[06:38:48] I'm not even a middle school keeper.

[06:38:50] You lost him?

[06:38:52] You lost him?

[06:38:54] Yeah, I lost him, but what's wrong with the loop, right?

[06:38:59] Jinxie ignore the love appreciate that man it's 90% hate

[06:39:11] Yeah, I don't know my chat called me the piss stain of the streamer games that one's gonna stick with me

[06:39:16] I didn't save a shot. I saved one shot. I saved one shot and it was right at me

[06:39:33] Bro, it was a fucking I saved a cup high-fives called and oh high-fives called and first call to the

[06:39:39] the super games you have eyes what up bro

[06:39:44] hey bro I just wanted to say man

[06:39:47] it's not bad bro you didn't come last

[06:39:52] you came second to last

[06:39:54] yo I know you're like chuckling right now bro

[06:39:58] hi guys you would not do any better bro

[06:40:02] I mean I don't know bro I think I would move in the goal

[06:40:05] Mr. fucking stick man you didn't move

[06:40:08] You were just there, scarecrow?

[06:40:11] You scared the birds away?

[06:40:12] Alright, alright.

[06:40:13] I'm not doing harassment right now.

[06:40:15] That's fine.

[06:40:16] You can only call me Lexie, but we'll call the handed ones, you know what I'm saying?

[06:40:19] You want a handed one today?

[06:40:20] You think Gullo?

[06:40:21] You sure shot your way in?

[06:40:22] I'm gonna assume that's rage bait.

[06:40:24] That's not rage bait, bro.

[06:40:25] We'll call it a handed easy breakfast, and then you can fight against the machine.

[06:40:33] Excuse me.

[06:40:35] Excuse me.

[06:40:35] No where my clubs are.

[06:40:37] I'm gonna trip the clubs.

[06:40:39] Oh, from you? I would go.

[06:40:41] Do you know who's in charge of your team? I think it's Lila.

[06:40:43] Lila?

[06:40:45] Okay.

[06:40:47] I would ask her.

[06:40:51] I thought, yes, sir.

[06:40:53] You won an archery.

[06:40:55] Have a quaz. Are they good at soccer?

[06:40:57] Uh, yeah.

[06:40:59] You got football?

[06:41:01] What?

[06:41:03] Yo, her pan is actually good.

[06:41:26] Her pen is good.

[06:41:27] KDB with the save!

[06:41:36] KDB saved it.

[06:41:39] KDB saved it.

[06:41:43] Must be nice.

[06:41:44] Ron!

[06:41:45] Huh?

[06:41:46] He's here.

[06:41:47] He's here.

[06:41:48] He's here.

[06:41:49] He's here.

[06:41:50] He's here.

[06:41:51] He's here.

[06:41:52] He's here.

[06:41:53] He's here.

[06:41:54] He's here.

[06:41:55] That's Ronnie Galdiner here.

[06:41:57] Sweet at streamer games.

[06:42:01] Ronnie Galdiner here.

[06:42:02] You freaking get so awesome at Simon Says.

[06:42:04] I'm so much so nervous.

[06:42:06] I'm gonna be honest.

[06:42:08] I've never seen you king of soccer ball in my life.

[06:42:11] I know.

[06:42:12] But all you gotta do is your best.

[06:42:13] I know.

[06:42:14] Good luck.

[06:42:15] Give it up for the cutie everybody.

[06:42:20] Take a look at this one.

[06:42:21] I wanna like,

[06:42:22] with the one-shoe technology.

[06:42:26] I mean, how...

[06:42:37] Hey, maybe we can get fifth.

[06:42:42] And then maybe we can get a participation trophy,

[06:42:44] and maybe a chocolate chip cookie,

[06:42:47] and then a party app.

[06:42:52] Curl, can you run?

[06:42:53] I'm still a team kid and a good upskirt, everybody.

[06:42:56] Curl, why are you scared?

[06:43:00] Oh, no, it's been a goal.

[06:43:02] That means that you have the opportunity

[06:43:04] to take the lead.

[06:43:06] And if you miss, that's time to curse.

[06:43:09] All right, get up the skirt, everybody.

[06:43:10] Curl, buddy.

[06:43:11] Curl, buddy.

[06:43:13] Top-notch for my email.

[06:43:15] I'm going to let a good upskirt make it 5.

[06:43:17] So, KDB is just good at everything in life.

[06:43:39] Somebody help me.

[06:43:40] Must be nice.

[06:43:41] Nice, nice, nice.

[06:43:43] I'm a, I have a feeling that might change.

[06:43:47] Cause up to shoot we got KB.

[06:43:50] I'm just gonna play and try to get through.

[06:43:54] Watch KB's gonna bail in here.

[06:43:56] Her pen is insane.

[06:44:07] You see how good she is? I told you.

[06:44:10] Two shots saved, one shot made, all stars, take the lead.

[06:44:16] McDonth has about to go.

[06:44:18] And Agent had a good pen.

[06:44:20] Now there's an opportunity for Canada to try.

[06:44:22] He's the three top, like, pen takers, in my opinion, in a lobby.

[06:44:25] And we got the keeper himself, Agent, coming to do the job.

[06:44:30] We got this, paint.

[06:44:32] All right, we have Katie to save the day.

[06:44:36] Agent, you already saved two shots.

[06:44:39] That's a part of being a keeper. It's a nation. Yeah, you were lefty righty. All right. Good luck out there

[06:44:46] Give it up for agent everybody

[06:44:50] Tie it up for Canada

[06:45:04] Actually go bad

[06:45:09] agent pens with blood

[06:45:14] just a bit wide

[06:45:16] and now with an opportunity

[06:45:19] to put her team up even one more goal

[06:45:22] give it up for my ego

[06:45:24] dude my was good too

[06:45:27] my was good

[06:45:30] a few stacks

[06:45:32] football don't really come up a lot in your life I think

[06:45:35] are you crying?

[06:45:36] Yeah, Bronson's really mean stuff to me today.

[06:45:39] I think he was mad at me because Simon says he's about to go to the ball.

[06:45:44] But if you guys do that, you can't get him to go to the ball.

[06:45:47] I don't think he has sex around Twitch.

[06:45:48] Wait, I'm sorry. You're saying you feel better?

[06:45:49] People should follow you.

[06:45:50] You got to help A's take turn here on Twitch.

[06:45:52] No, I didn't want to get him to go to the ball.

[06:45:53] That's the only way to cheer for your status.

[06:45:55] Thanks.

[06:45:55] And the saddest game from Stable where Naldo?

[06:45:57] Yeah, it was great.

[06:45:58] Wait, Romney's going to play.

[06:45:59] Your history is getting painted anyway.

[06:46:01] All right, give it up for the man.

[06:46:02] He got some skin on his eyes.

[06:46:04] Oh.

[06:46:05] sunscreen

[06:46:07] Tears falling down her face

[06:46:13] She was good. I bet you this is a good pen. I bet you this is good

[06:46:29] Here's the deal

[06:46:31] Canada you are down to if you miss this

[06:46:35] You're out. You need to make this shot right here.

[06:46:41] So who's gonna step up to the plate for our brothers?

[06:46:46] Ah, I love Rob.

[06:46:47] Don tests it to you?

[06:46:49] Don tests to save the day.

[06:46:51] You understand. Don't make it.

[06:46:53] You stay in.

[06:46:54] Everything in life can be solved with a wince.

[06:46:58] Today was the first time I practiced soccer in five years.

[06:47:00] Alright, give it up for Don just everybody.

[06:47:03] What if the crowd knows how ill he is?

[06:47:06] Come on, Dutch.

[06:47:08] Come on, Dutch.

[06:47:11] You know, I need to cheer up, dude.

[06:47:12] Hey, maybe we can get fifth, bro.

[06:47:22] He just skied it.

[06:47:24] Katie's like so good.

[06:47:26] Yo, I think all stars are gonna win because they have Katie.

[06:47:31] Uh, uh, uh, you see, zero shots made on goal.

[06:47:36] You want to have to like report it?

[06:47:37] Or do you want to like work?

[06:47:38] Or would you?

[06:47:39] Yeah, I could throw it off.

[06:47:40] Okay.

[06:47:41] If you don't want to throw it on, it's fine.

[06:47:42] Nah, I could throw it.

[06:47:43] We're out.

[06:47:44] I don't.

[06:47:45] I could throw it off.

[06:47:46] We're not out.

[06:47:47] Well, we're still on to get fed.

[06:47:48] I mean, it's not really restrictive.

[06:47:49] You don't have to go.

[06:47:50] Nah, I'll do that.

[06:47:51] You're a good Jamesy man.

[06:47:52] No, I'll do it.

[06:47:53] I'll report it.

[06:47:54] Okay.

[06:47:55] I'll throw it on.

[06:47:56] So you'll have the footage and then see what happens.

[06:47:58] So you'll have the footage and then send it to me?

[06:48:02] Do you want the footage? Yeah. Well, it depends on what the footage is.

[06:48:05] I'll turn it on and I'll turn it on.

[06:48:08] It really depends on what the footage is. Why are you missing three goals?

[06:48:12] If I like sky it and then just tell him to do it.

[06:48:15] One enough guys, one enough. I need to get a lot of sky.

[06:48:28] If you do what is in the lead, it's gonna be double-digit points.

[06:48:35] If they only get two from this, it opens the doors for

[06:48:39] second, third, and even fourth place to win Streamer Games 2026.

[06:48:44] It's all decided here.

[06:48:46] It's all decided at PK Shootout.

[06:48:49] So in this consolation bracket, welcome back, Team USA.

[06:48:54] Come on, get loud for him.

[06:49:03] And going up against Team USA, we got the UK.

[06:49:13] Now Lower Seed will shoot first, so USA, you will be in goal first.

[06:49:19] Jinxie back in goal, you guys know how it works.

[06:49:22] Okay, hyping themselves up.

[06:49:26] Connor, up first.

[06:49:30] How you feeling?

[06:49:31] Good. You know, I'm so glad to be this consolation back here.

[06:49:34] I need to get something back for the time when you guys threw that tee in the harbor.

[06:49:38] I still haven't forgotten.

[06:49:39] To hear Matt about the tee in the harbor.

[06:49:41] Yeah.

[06:49:42] It was a lot of tee.

[06:49:43] It was so much tee.

[06:49:44] So much tee.

[06:49:45] I'm so upset about the tee.

[06:49:46] That's on us.

[06:49:47] Okay, I need to focus.

[06:49:48] Sorry.

[06:49:49] Okay.

[06:49:50] Good to see you, Naga, everybody.

[06:49:52] All right.

[06:49:55] Honor the shooter.

[06:50:01] Jinksy in there.

[06:50:07] And it's over.

[06:50:09] A bad start for Team UK.

[06:50:11] Now USA has a chance to take the lead.

[06:50:15] Jinksy, is it you again?

[06:50:18] All right, Jinxie will be first to shoot.

[06:50:21] We have Garten goal.

[06:50:23] Jinxie lined up.

[06:50:24] Jinxie, when you hear the whistle, you're good to go.

[06:50:26] There it is!

[06:50:39] USA takes the lead, 1-0 over UK.

[06:50:43] Tenshi, you're up next.

[06:50:48] You have an opportunity to tie it for the U.K. here.

[06:50:52] Tenshi, up against Jacy.

[06:51:00] And that's going to be a little bit tougher for the U.K.,

[06:51:03] but there's still hope. Still three kickers.

[06:51:08] Who's up next for U.S.?

[06:51:10] Give it up for Mari, everybody.

[06:51:12] You feel good?

[06:51:16] All right, Mari versus Garn, a chance to go up 2-0.

[06:51:20] What a shot, and what a save by Garn's.

[06:51:30] Garn opens up the door for the UK,

[06:51:33] and it's Lydia Violet who's going to take the shot

[06:51:37] to maybe tie things up.

[06:51:38] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[06:51:42] Sorry.

[06:51:43] Wait for the whistle.

[06:51:44] Wait for the whistle.

[06:51:45] Wait for the whistle.

[06:51:46] And it's saved by Jinxie.

[06:51:47] Just to be clear, you guys, you have to wait for the whistle for your shot.

[06:51:57] Alright.

[06:51:58] Re-player that shot there.

[06:52:01] Jinxie, way to get there.

[06:52:04] Try to bite.

[06:52:05] Left.

[06:52:06] Readjust it back to the center.

[06:52:07] And now we have Yana who has an opportunity to go up 2-0 for USA. Give it up for Yana, everybody.

[06:52:21] What a shot! Wow!

[06:52:28] Did you just say, give me my edit?

[06:52:37] All right, UK, we need some makes.

[06:52:43] You've had three people kick.

[06:52:45] There are only two people left to kick.

[06:52:48] So if you miss this, it's over.

[06:52:51] It is a must-make.

[06:52:53] And I think they got the right guy for the job.

[06:52:56] Give it up for Zoyle.

[06:53:00] British for a reason.

[06:53:07] Guys, can we get a round of applause for Team UK?

[06:53:21] I appreciate them so much for coming over.

[06:53:23] It is not an easy flight.

[06:53:25] Can they hear it one time?

[06:53:27] UK UK

[06:53:40] I think these guys they tried really hard and then we had great moments, but unfortunately we didn't get the points

[06:53:45] We needed that's how it goes team food farmers that

[06:53:51] No good place. No good place. All right. Thank you guys very much

[06:53:53] USA, you guys are moving on in our consolation brackets.

[06:53:58] You are going to be playing the winner of Team World Wide versus Team Canada.

[06:54:06] How good was Team World Wide?

[06:54:08] I don't know.

[06:54:09] You guys coming up, keep your camera rolling.

[06:54:11] I'm a Canada. One last one back.

[06:54:13] Now for everyone at home.

[06:54:15] One last one back.

[06:54:23] Dude, this matters for worldwide though.

[06:54:26] Like, if worldwide loses this, all stars

[06:54:29] could like overtake them and win.

[06:54:30] Thank you.

[06:54:31] You're welcome.

[06:54:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:54:34] Stay awesome.

[06:54:36] All right.

[06:54:38] All right.

[06:54:39] Lower scene.

[06:54:40] We'll get to pick first.

[06:54:42] And you'll get to roll.

[06:54:43] Like, stand up.

[06:54:45] Come on.

[06:54:45] Get your hands up.

[06:54:46] Smile.

[06:54:47] Smile.

[06:54:48] Smile.

[06:54:49] Smile.

[06:54:50] Smile.

[06:54:51] Smile.

[06:54:52] Smile.

[06:54:53] I

[06:55:16] Miss both

[06:55:18] Bro, she was good too that actually sucks pens are shit. I hate pens

[06:55:23] Penns are like the worst thing about football by far. Penns are the worst thing about football.

[06:55:32] Like you can be a great player and just miss.

[06:55:53] Really?

[06:55:53] I wish you wouldn't talk to him.

[06:55:55] I swear to God.

[06:55:56] Dude, what?

[06:55:56] Dude, don't get sick.

[06:55:58] Don't get sick.

[06:55:59] Don't get sick.

[06:56:00] Don't get sick.

[06:56:00] Man, worldwide is awful.

[06:56:01] Yeah, Enzo did what I'm doing.

[06:56:03] Just pass it.

[06:56:05] If I give it power, like, it could be really good,

[06:56:08] or it could be skyed.

[06:56:09] But I'm literally just passing it.

[06:56:12] I mean, maybe we could get fifth?

[06:56:13] It's not that bad, I guess.

[06:56:16] I heard from these guys.

[06:56:19] We'll talk to them.

[06:56:20] No, no, no.

[06:56:20] We all can have it.

[06:56:22] YES!

[06:56:23] YES!

[06:56:24] ROLL!

[06:56:24] Use your tongue, you little-

[06:56:26] Yeah, I always felt I was kicking.

[06:56:27] Oh yeah, every time her.

[06:56:28] She was shit talking to me earlier.

[06:56:30] Wait, what did she say?

[06:56:31] She's like,

[06:56:31] Uh, you're not a man!

[06:56:32] You're-

[06:56:33] You're ass-it-kicking, ass-it-kicking!

[06:56:34] So I was like, alright, man.

[06:56:35] And then I screamed for the first one,

[06:56:36] and then I coughed for the second one.

[06:56:37] Bubba's up a streamer games up all right. Wait who who's cocoa?

[06:56:44] What you blob you're going home, bro, can I catch the raid?

[06:56:47] Yeah, it's got in my ear, bro

[06:56:50] Yo, I think I'm not even kidding if Canada wins this I think you guys are gonna win streamer games

[06:56:56] Cuz you guys are in second. Yeah, we're four. Oh, yeah, but it's just 16 points when wins dude. Yeah, yeah

[06:57:03] Can you hit a rare one for streamer games?

[06:57:06] No. Nope. Yo.

[06:57:08] Did you just? That's disgusting. That's disgusting.

[06:57:11] Hey man, you going home?

[06:57:14] I'm going home tomorrow.

[06:57:16] Tonight I'm just going to lay in a bathtub with a candle lit.

[06:57:21] Bro, I just wanted to win penalty shootout. I thought I wanted to win.

[06:57:24] You didn't do bad. I mean you didn't do bad.

[06:57:26] You blocked.

[06:57:27] I blocked one and allowed three. That's pretty bad.

[06:57:32] But you made all yours right yeah, I'm super too which thank God

[06:57:36] Dude, I'd rather get scored on every time than sky up and I sky up and because I'm gonna see you

[06:57:41] What do you recommend?

[06:57:43] Because I have to for you your toe is like perfect. I don't it's the weirdest shit. I've ever seen in my life

[06:57:48] Just to it. What do you know it in sky? Yes? I think it's that in lean forward

[06:57:53] Yeah, I mean it's everything's different when you hit it with your toes. I don't know. I just do it lean backwards a way lighter

[06:57:59] So what I would recommend is if you lean back,

[06:58:05] it's not about leaning so much, it's where you make contact with the ball.

[06:58:10] If you make contact under the ball, it's going to get scooped.

[06:58:13] If you make contact over the ball, it's going to go down.

[06:58:15] If you hit it in the center, it's going to like kind of just.

[06:58:17] Okay, so I got to just really break my toe here.

[06:58:19] Low key, yeah.

[06:58:20] I think if you full on like steel toe center of the ball, it's going to be good.

[06:58:25] Do you look at the ball when you go pens?

[06:58:28] Yeah, oh god, yeah.

[06:58:30] Dude, you look at the ball until you follow through.

[06:58:34] It's also good to not like stare at where you're gonna go,

[06:58:36] because if a keeper has five brain cells,

[06:58:39] they're gonna move to where you're staring.

[06:58:40] Angel!

[06:58:41] We'll go top right then.

[06:58:43] That's your spot.

[06:58:44] I think you're better at right than left.

[06:58:46] Like if I was keeping against you,

[06:58:47] I would just go to the right.

[06:58:50] Dude, Agent was good.

[06:58:51] I actually feel bad.

[06:58:52] Agent was good in practice.

[06:58:55] The lights are too bright.

[06:58:56] The lights are too fucking bright here.

[06:58:58] I

[06:59:03] Came to like an epiphany

[06:59:05] When I was practicing pens I was like skying them so I was like I'm literally just gonna pass it on the floor

[06:59:10] Yeah, I can still get like some power on my life. We go against in Mexico. We lose dude. They're so good

[06:59:18] It was on you. It was the flukiest game

[06:59:22] If you go against them you're going away. It was a fucking dude. They were very

[06:59:28] They were taking like collegiate pens, I think.

[06:59:32] You will win, trust me.

[06:59:34] Because when you guys play them,

[06:59:36] it's just gonna go over to the side.

[06:59:39] When I play them, it's like,

[06:59:40] whoosh, whoosh, just like right in the net.

[06:59:45] So I go next?

[06:59:47] I hope I go against Jason, Loki.

[06:59:49] It'll be funnier.

[06:59:50] You know we play next,

[06:59:51] because we need to determine like fifth place.

[06:59:53] Oh, that's how this works?

[06:59:54] Yeah, it's like a full-on,

[06:59:56] We were, I think we played right after this.

[07:00:02] So there's a lot of time left.

[07:00:05] Yeah, this is loser semi-finals,

[07:00:06] then there's loser finals.

[07:00:08] Oh, I gotta go P low key.

[07:00:10] Should I go P?

[07:00:12] Or you wanna just flip on your face?

[07:00:14] You reckon we do?

[07:00:20] Oh yeah, how did we play next?

[07:00:21] I think I already strapped it.

[07:00:26] Cool. Thank you.

[07:00:31] If you have a crazy dive.

[07:00:33] I know. I'm just going to send it.

[07:00:35] Well, I feel like you'd rather just have, like, them heading it straight at you.

[07:00:39] Or just run to Sky Inn, but like, Mexicans did not do that.

[07:00:43] Do you think, Tyler's saying, like, what we did last round, I mean, Tyler didn't even care.

[07:00:47] Dude, if you guys don't, I'll make the first end.

[07:00:50] But if we tie, and we go to Sudden Death, and we have to do the same thing.

[07:00:55] I think so. I'll go first.

[07:00:57] Then you left first last time.

[07:00:59] I'll just keep going here.

[07:01:01] Because I'll make it.

[07:01:07] Oh my god. Don't test just a little bit.

[07:01:10] Dude, that was so far right.

[07:01:14] Where did he hit that way? That was like 20 feet to the left.

[07:01:18] I think we're gonna play Worldwide.

[07:01:21] Don't think Worldwide's good though.

[07:01:23] Enzo's good

[07:01:25] He hit it with this side of his foot. Yeah, totally

[07:01:35] Y'all are you going back to the sweet spot this like low curling left I

[07:01:41] Would never think only change if the keepers literally moving

[07:01:47] But I would never again

[07:01:49] That's a spot

[07:01:53] So is it UK versus UK versus, okay, cool, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, okay,

[07:02:23] This is for 7th and 8th. You guys are battling for 5th and 6th.

[07:02:33] I think Worldwide is going to win unless Ulster is in second, dude Canada was in second.

[07:02:57] Dang!

[07:02:58] Oh you said Worldwide win the whole thing.

[07:03:00] I think Worldwide wins Worldwide.

[07:03:01] I thought you were saying they were going to meet us.

[07:03:02] Oh, no.

[07:03:03] I think we'll win.

[07:03:05] I unbiased you think we probably were the best 10 teams.

[07:03:11] Maybe all stars, though.

[07:03:12] Katie's like really good at keeping her.

[07:03:16] I wonder if, Ron, are you going to do it again?

[07:03:19] She's giving.

[07:03:21] Bound a piece.

[07:03:21] Oh.

[07:03:23] Oh, god.

[07:03:28] Dude, I'm telling you.

[07:03:31] Dude, I'm telling you, she was like the best pen taker.

[07:03:36] Alright, she's left y'all. That was kind of warm.

[07:03:39] Alright, she's going home now.

[07:03:42] Um...

[07:03:42] We're not finding pizza in the bathroom.

[07:03:44] Yeah, wait, did you just like, spawn in with a pizza?

[07:03:46] Yeah, I was just...

[07:03:47] In the bathroom.

[07:03:49] You mean the table next to the bathroom?

[07:03:51] No, in it.

[07:03:53] Like a box of pizza?

[07:03:54] Or like a lone slice?

[07:03:55] There's a slice on the sink.

[07:03:57] You are disgusting, bro.

[07:03:58] He's just like a pizza spawner.

[07:04:01] He's still eating pretzels.

[07:04:06] One slice isn't going to hurt me. I did 10,000 steps back.

[07:04:11] True, he's right.

[07:04:13] He's right. You have like 10,000 steps to review.

[07:04:16] It's like 4,000 for the average person.

[07:04:18] That's why you lost, right?

[07:04:20] Team USA was supposed to dominate.

[07:04:23] What happened? Were the lights too bright, fellas?

[07:04:25] You come on say say come on your goal. Oh, yeah, what's this when I go up watch?

[07:04:30] I'll call it to I'll call where I'm going

[07:04:33] You're gonna like tell the keeper you're gonna keep her point to where you're gonna go. That's aura

[07:04:39] That's like a clip if you point to a spot and hit it exactly there

[07:04:45] Because then you could go at least he's stable. That's good. Yeah classic. I

[07:04:49] I need another slice while I play low key.

[07:04:52] Like, should I be taking a bite?

[07:04:53] John Brown, if we were playing UK, like, none of the shops had a chance.

[07:04:56] Like, one of them was good?

[07:04:58] But dude, I thought that's how Mexico was gonna go.

[07:05:00] But we couldn't pick UK.

[07:05:03] Dude, I'm telling you...

[07:05:07] If...

[07:05:08] There you go.

[07:05:09] We should have played Canada.

[07:05:10] If...

[07:05:11] Because Canada's second.

[07:05:13] Canada looks good, bro.

[07:05:14] I had Agent Coco.

[07:05:16] Dude, um...

[07:05:17] I'm telling you now...

[07:05:18] I'm telling you now, if they play Mexico and Mexico misses the net every time, I'm gonna actually keep the post.

[07:05:24] I'm gonna have to press it.

[07:05:25] Like they just got really lucky.

[07:05:26] Like let's just say they just miss everything.

[07:05:28] I'm still banking on that.

[07:05:48] I just don't want to sky the ball I just gotta lean forward it's like

[07:06:03] I

[07:06:05] Can't know when that is one. It's like three to one. Yeah, they just

[07:06:11] All right, what I haven't shot because we did a verse order

[07:06:20] Mario the other shot to

[07:06:25] Nope, maybe have us can make a save for me though

[07:06:29] Dude, Joe, I think like you should have been keeper and we should not have done half and

[07:06:37] half.

[07:06:38] God, that was such a troll.

[07:06:40] I still think you as keeper make sense.

[07:06:42] Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

[07:06:43] I'm still saying maybe I'm coping, but they have the one goal riding.

[07:06:47] I do Cuba toss.

[07:06:50] We don't do half and half.

[07:06:52] Yes.

[07:06:53] Like, I'm still going to say that.

[07:06:55] I mean, like these are like random events.

[07:06:58] Yeah, yeah, okay, good now.

[07:07:03] Good time.

[07:07:05] Love it.

[07:07:07] Thank you.

[07:07:08] 2 points on the line. 6 for 6 place, 8 for 5th place. This is huge, because this is in,

[07:07:26] I believe there's a 9 point difference in the standings. This might secure the international

[07:07:32] team first place. Can I get a look at the scoreboard real quick? Let me do a bit of

[07:07:36] math. Let me do the math. I'm curious. What's on the line this game? Can I see the scoreboard?

[07:07:57] So they, no, no, sorry, the scoreboard for the whole competition. Come on. Come on, stick with me.

[07:08:06] So, it's 16 points for first.

[07:08:18] The question is, how far behind is second place from Team Worldwide?

[07:08:23] They've performed so well this entire competition.

[07:08:27] Just need to score more than the whole competition.

[07:08:30] Okay, that includes Canada's placement.

[07:08:34] So guys, mathematically, team worldwide has already

[07:08:40] locked first place.

[07:08:45] Now we are playing for a question of second and third

[07:08:48] place.

[07:08:49] This match here is for some pride.

[07:08:52] Makes sense.

[07:08:52] They performed so well in every competition.

[07:08:56] All right, USA vs. Worldwide.

[07:09:06] Wow, Jinxie with the rocket, camera a bit late there, sorry, bottom right bins.

[07:09:15] Rushed it a bit, my bad.

[07:09:18] That is 1-0 for Team USA.

[07:09:21] Jinxie nails the bottom right.

[07:09:26] All right, worldwide is up next.

[07:09:29] Trying to tie it up.

[07:09:32] He's a lefty, I got to back up.

[07:09:48] Oh my God!

[07:09:55] The oral form of the century!

[07:10:06] Fakes out, Jinksy!

[07:10:10] Jinksy watches it go in!

[07:10:14] And I know he's gonna be watching that clip a lot later because I'm sure his chat's gonna be sending it to him

[07:10:20] International ties it up one one

[07:10:23] Joe Bart up to cake

[07:10:25] It's all fun and games for Enzo, but he hasn't been great in goal today.

[07:10:47] Let's one go by Joe Barclay, kicked by Joe Top Left.

[07:10:50] Takes the lead for USA.

[07:10:51] It is now right up to kick,

[07:10:54] Rave the stutter step, Crocs on,

[07:11:00] Croc falls off his foot,

[07:11:02] kicks the croc in the net, he's mad.

[07:11:05] Great save by JX, USA is now up one.

[07:11:10] Worldwide winning the battle of Aura, USA winning

[07:11:13] the battle of PKs.

[07:11:16] Ari coming up to kick with a chance to extend the lead

[07:11:19] to two.

[07:11:21] Wow, what a great kick, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[07:11:26] Mari with a wide left kick, raises the bottom of her foot, hits the soul.

[07:11:36] Bad placement happens.

[07:11:38] USA still have one, sub with a chance, two, tie it up.

[07:11:43] Jinxie, center slightly to the left.

[07:11:47] He gets there in time.

[07:11:49] What a save by Jinxie.

[07:11:52] He lays out.

[07:11:59] You would say, still up one.

[07:12:02] Yana is up.

[07:12:04] I know I'm going to see this in an edit later.

[07:12:08] Please, when Yana's up to kick, greatness follows.

[07:12:11] USA up 3-1.

[07:12:22] You guys need to make this, or you lose.

[07:12:26] Devalique, if you miss this, USA wins.

[07:12:38] All the pressure and all the blood from Jeetzy, USA wins, secures fifth place, Worldwide,

[07:12:54] lots of sixth place and it's time for our final four matches, I believe so, we'll see

[07:13:01] I think we're the best pen team. I think that we're the best. No, literally. I kicked the ball that time the exact same

[07:13:16] I did the first one, but I just need forward. Yep. Yep. And I'm like, I wish I just fucking was screaming

[07:13:21] I saw me for the first time. I mean, it's like, oh, it's the at least shooting so simple, but it's so hard because it's like

[07:13:27] You have to do four things correct every time if you mess up. It's like

[07:13:31] Oh, I got fifth, I guess.

[07:13:45] Yeah.

[07:13:46] Sorry to break it in.

[07:13:47] We fought.

[07:13:48] No, I definitely didn't.

[07:13:49] We fought.

[07:13:50] Yeah.

[07:13:51] I think we, uh, it is what it is.

[07:13:53] We tried.

[07:13:54] It was so many random events out of that.

[07:13:56] It was fun.

[07:14:01] Dude, I got one diving save. Thank God. Thank God.

[07:14:06] Yo, I have so much respect for goalkeepers. It's insane.

[07:14:12] Goalkeeping and football are two totally different sports.

[07:14:17] Being a good keeper, you have to be like tall, confident, fast,

[07:14:21] twitch. You have to be able to jump high.

[07:14:26] I kind of want to watch Ron's game.

[07:14:28] Wait, so we ended up getting 5th.

[07:14:31] I'm probably going to watch Ron.

[07:14:34] I want to watch Ron's pen.

[07:14:37] Dude, and by the way, I owe Enzo 500 a gift in.

[07:14:43] And because I have CTE, I forgot about that deal.

[07:14:47] And when Enzo did the rubona, I thought it was going out and it hit the post.

[07:14:53] I'm going to watch Ron.

[07:14:57] Okay, here's my prediction. You guys sent coping. I think Mexico got really lucky against us, but I could be wrong.

[07:15:04] I could be wrong, but their pens were perfect.

[07:15:08] Like two of their pens were incredible. One of them I probably could have seen.

[07:15:16] Dude, maybe I'm coping. I'm just saying I think they got lucky again.

[07:15:22] Yeah, they're gonna lose to alumni.

[07:15:23] Wait, that means Ron plays... who does Ron play?

[07:15:29] Hey, Ron.

[07:15:31] Ron.

[07:15:33] Where's the pizza at?

[07:15:35] It's in the bathroom.

[07:15:37] What?

[07:15:38] Ron, um, whatcha gonna call it?

[07:15:40] Who do you play against now?

[07:15:41] I play... France.

[07:15:43] Chaisa.

[07:15:44] Chaisa.

[07:15:45] Chaisa.

[07:15:46] Um, what are you gonna do? Are you going for top right?

[07:15:48] I'm toe kicking to the top right.

[07:15:50] That is your best shot on unbiased and then I'm gonna hit one of these

[07:15:55] Dude, please do that

[07:16:02] Jason jumped over the water replay

[07:16:05] Yeah, being a keeper is just you get blamed for everything. Oh, Jason guest he guest I

[07:16:14] Thought the tech was guessing but it's just reacting you have to just react

[07:16:20] You're leaving right now. Yeah, I see you though. I see you, bro. Love you, man. Have a good one. Yes, sir

[07:16:28] It's on a flight right now

[07:16:33] He's so cute

[07:16:36] And wardrobe is good

[07:16:39] Well, why is wardrobe good? It's like really good. Yeah, he missed like when we were doing it earlier

[07:16:45] He missed the ball three times.

[07:16:47] He missed the ball three times.

[07:16:48] But his first three shots were good.

[07:16:51] This is it. This is it, right here.

[07:16:53] Jason needs to block it.

[07:16:55] Okay, against me, he hit the best shot ever.

[07:16:59] Against me, he hit the best shot ever.

[07:17:00] Yeah.

[07:17:04] Alright.

[07:17:07] Alright.

[07:17:09] I would have, like, died for someone to do that on that team.

[07:17:15] That was almost Benz though, my god.

[07:17:17] You know what, maybe he's just good.

[07:17:19] Yo, where's our flag?

[07:17:21] Did she?

[07:17:22] There's nice out now.

[07:17:25] Nice shit out.

[07:17:27] Told you he's gonna get her belt.

[07:17:35] Oh!

[07:17:36] Oh, wait, so Mexico has one more chance?

[07:17:41] One more chance to tie it?

[07:17:43] Who's taking it?

[07:17:44] Japan

[07:17:49] Evelyn

[07:17:58] We are the identical twins

[07:18:08] Wait there it's not out over yet

[07:18:12] Well, who's their last picker is it ever Wendy Wendy's your last shot I'm out of she clutches up

[07:18:21] She makes it over

[07:18:24] In and out

[07:18:27] There's in and out here

[07:18:31] I want to eat

[07:18:36] Yes, of course what is the

[07:18:42] Um, where do you want to go?

[07:18:46] What? Where do you want to go?

[07:18:48] Um, Switzerland.

[07:18:51] Disney World.

[07:18:53] I'm going to Disney World.

[07:18:56] Thank you.

[07:18:57] Sorry, that's what they say after the Super Bowl.

[07:18:59] That's perfect.

[07:19:01] Mexico lost, as I predicted.

[07:19:03] All right.

[07:19:05] Yeah!

[07:19:06] Like, I'm just too busy now.

[07:19:08] Against me, it was like FC26.

[07:19:11] like I went from Kane to like fucking Pogba to Neymar against me fuck

[07:19:21] hey take the first pen have a little aura I'll have a little tone man listen bro he's so cute

[07:19:27] bro dude every time I see Ron I just get happy I don't know you have this thing you just light it

[07:19:32] up bro hey take the first pen let this let him know let him know yeah you're right he's right

[07:19:36] He's right. I gotta get ready.

[07:19:38] Dude, uh, Katie's gonna carry the team.

[07:19:40] Let's call it a day. But we love Ron.

[07:19:42] Yeah!

[07:19:48] Alright, I want to get like front-row seats for Ron's shot.

[07:20:00] The lower seat will kick first.

[07:20:02] Dude, I did the same thing many times.

[07:20:04] I just went low, right fast France. You will be

[07:20:11] I can do low left, but it's not it's

[07:20:18] He's like

[07:20:25] I don't think

[07:20:27] for the All-Stars.

[07:20:28] All right, I'm really cheering for my All-Stars here.

[07:20:34] I want All-Stars for them.

[07:20:37] Suka, what do you think of yourself, first man?

[07:20:41] You can shoot.

[07:20:43] He's fronting into first man.

[07:20:50] Danny B. Stinkins!

[07:20:52] I think Rob's going to do the sui if he scores.

[07:20:55] Continue with the dominant performance she put up in the quarterfinals.

[07:20:58] Ron, I got this, Pete.

[07:20:59] Okay, it's going second.

[07:21:01] It's going second.

[07:21:02] Now, Naeego has the opportunity to take the team to the top.

[07:21:05] Ron's here, he's gonna be the Sueys.

[07:21:08] Is this the third time now?

[07:21:09] No, you're still going high.

[07:21:12] How long are we gonna be here?

[07:21:14] There's so much sunscreen in there.

[07:21:18] She's doing it right.

[07:21:20] Let's see if it matters.

[07:21:21] You got this, man.

[07:21:23] Brown's up next, Brown's up next.

[07:21:25] The top go for nothing, and he pours a final.

[07:21:27] See, she's getting that attention.

[07:21:29] Bionic win, look.

[07:21:31] Just to be clear, he can't be able to whistle.

[07:21:36] The high self-worth work that was made the years ago.

[07:21:39] I'll be back.

[07:21:40] I'll be back.

[07:21:41] I'll be back.

[07:21:42] She's good.

[07:21:43] First, she's good.

[07:21:45] That's a good one.

[07:21:47] She's good, first she's good, that's my type of man.

[07:21:52] What's in him now?

[07:21:54] All starts going well.

[07:21:56] Of course, I don't want to mess around, but I think we got time.

[07:21:59] It is now, I want to show it.

[07:22:01] I don't know if you've heard of this before.

[07:22:02] Joe, I'd like to say.

[07:22:03] We're gonna just be here.

[07:22:04] I'm so happy you're here.

[07:22:05] It's a good show.

[07:22:06] Same channel, man.

[07:22:07] No, no, no.

[07:22:08] I'm so dark bald.

[07:22:10] All right, I'll see you off.

[07:22:13] You're gonna get to tie for Team France.

[07:22:15] That joke, he's just guy.

[07:22:18] Okay, he's gonna sky it, he's gonna sky it.

[07:22:22] He's gonna sky it.

[07:22:23] That was like the most perfect time ever.

[07:22:28] You got this, B.

[07:22:32] Rod's going, Rod's going.

[07:22:34] We're ready for Rod!

[07:22:37] Oh, shit.

[07:22:40] Oh, shit.

[07:22:43] Now, Ron has a chance.

[07:22:45] Oh my God, Ron, Ron's hand.

[07:22:47] Come on.

[07:22:48] You got this, Ron.

[07:22:50] Dude, if he scores it, he will do the school though.

[07:22:54] When people go live, they fear the Ron notification

[07:22:58] because they know all the viewers are about to leave.

[07:23:02] When you're an EAT hero, they'll call you the flip.

[07:23:07] Someone has that right now.

[07:23:10] Oh my God, this is big for Ron.

[07:23:12] Ron, big for Ron. Come on, Ron. Do the Sui. Do the Sui.

[07:23:19] Do the Sui.

[07:23:27] All stars hold the lead.

[07:23:30] God, I love Ron.

[07:23:35] God, I love Ron.

[07:23:37] Dude, wait, is this the final match? Or no, semi-finals.

[07:23:42] The first ever kick was today and you made it.

[07:23:46] Macklemore, let's go two for two.

[07:23:49] Give it up for Macklemore.

[07:23:50] It makes sense as these were not totally fair.

[07:23:52] What a faggot.

[07:23:54] What the faggot.

[07:23:56] What the faggot.

[07:23:58] What the faggot.

[07:24:00] You scared us to death.

[07:24:02] What the faggot.

[07:24:04] I hate you.

[07:24:06] What a faggot.

[07:24:08] Look at this good like something she's never done

[07:24:38] She's the truth. No, she's the truth.

[07:24:40] There it is. She's the truth.

[07:24:46] She's the truth, man.

[07:24:51] Bro, that's such a good panel. Oh my god.

[07:25:01] She's insane. Dude, I'm being unbiased.

[07:25:03] I think she's the MVP of the streaming games.

[07:25:06] I'm being so bad.

[07:25:08] Really?

[07:25:09] Well, and they removed her best event.

[07:25:10] Her best event?

[07:25:11] She is kind of a waltz.

[07:25:12] She's like Thanos.

[07:25:13] She might be Thanos.

[07:25:15] You're good.

[07:25:16] But you're my friend.

[07:25:18] Let's get it done.

[07:25:19] Give it up for my friend, everybody.

[07:25:21] I did not know a lot of it spoke to him.

[07:25:23] If she misses, we all start to win and move on to the final.

[07:25:27] Oh, Ron in the final sees cinema.

[07:25:29] Maybe I'll do like eight sues or something.

[07:25:32] Good pen, good pen, almost.

[07:25:38] Wait, so is Finals decided?

[07:25:42] It's Alumni, Alumni vs. All Stars.

[07:25:46] Alumni vs. All Stars.

[07:25:47] Wow, what a performance.

[07:25:49] Great job from Ron, KDP.

[07:25:55] Yeah, KD, KD's my MVP.

[07:25:57] Whoa, KD's my MVP.

[07:25:59] MVP. Bro, she was like good at volleyball, soccer. I mean, that's my MVP.

[07:26:07] Versus Mexico. Mexico, you are back up.

[07:26:14] They're determining. Okay. If Mexico, I'm saying this now, if they miss all five

[07:26:21] I'm going to lose my mind.

[07:26:37] Jinxie, you were the LVP. Appreciate that, bro.

[07:26:39] At least I have a player.

[07:26:42] He just laughed.

[07:26:45] Like, yo, get me out of here, bro.

[07:26:48] Dude chat here are the things I'd be good at I would be good at soccer. I would be good

[07:26:55] I shouldn't be a keeper Joe should have been keeper

[07:26:58] I'm not a good keeper. I'd want okay safe. I should have I'd be good at like basketball. I'd be okay at basketball

[07:27:07] And that's about it kicking field goals. Maybe that could be an event kicking field goals

[07:27:14] Literally don't know anything else

[07:27:16] now I'm good at like endurance like I could run for a long time I think it's

[07:27:29] like Suku's actually good and he's guided he's actually good bro Enzo do the

[07:27:37] You're good at vaping, drinking beer, vaping and drinking beer, they should do that.

[07:27:49] You would win vaping.

[07:27:51] Really good at vaping.

[07:27:53] Eating competition.

[07:27:55] So what would the finals be, me versus Ron?

[07:27:58] What would the finals be of the eating contest?

[07:28:05] Danny is their best pentaker.

[07:28:07] Dude, when Danny made the pen against me, I told him,

[07:28:10] don't worry, that's their best pentaker.

[07:28:12] And then like, Benji just buried it.

[07:28:14] And then, Arke buried it.

[07:28:15] Danny, you're kicking with a burger in your mouth?

[07:28:20] He's kicking with a burger in his mouth?

[07:28:27] He has a burger in his hand.

[07:28:29] Burger in his hand!

[07:28:30] He's got it all in his mouth!

[07:28:32] And the question was, you know,

[07:28:35] Oh

[07:28:44] All right, I'm gonna talk to Ron

[07:28:49] You've done good

[07:28:51] Dude, I'm going to your next celebration. I'm going to Jason dude. Oh, that's big you should do like an I gotta step third celebration

[07:28:59] Won't be a good celebration Ron could do with these scores

[07:29:01] Bro, maybe like be a penguin and like fall and waddle or something. I had a hot end

[07:29:13] That's pretty good, but dude you should do one that's funny like doing airplanes and like crash

[07:29:20] Yeah, wait my airplane and crash into Jason. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[07:29:26] That's actually fun.

[07:29:31] I want to get back out there.

[07:29:34] My chat told me if they do this next year, I would win vaping, drinking and eating.

[07:29:39] That's the only thing I could get out.

[07:29:42] Actually true.

[07:29:44] Hi, guys.

[07:29:45] Is that true?

[07:29:46] Hi, guys.

[07:29:47] Thank you.

[07:29:48] Get this guy.

[07:29:49] Thank you.

[07:29:50] Thank you.

[07:29:51] The finals would be you and Ron versus agent and soil for eating.

[07:29:59] I'm on my diet.

[07:30:02] You see it.

[07:30:03] It's coming in.

[07:30:04] Yeah, you look good, boy.

[07:30:05] Thank you, bro.

[07:30:06] All right.

[07:30:07] Chad, say a celebration Ron should do.

[07:30:09] He's going to pick the best one.

[07:30:11] I think I just hit it again, bro.

[07:30:12] I think I hit it over Jason.

[07:30:14] What?

[07:30:15] What?

[07:30:21] Should I do a little jammerette?

[07:30:25] No, do um...

[07:30:27] Do like...

[07:30:28] Yeah, bam, right?

[07:30:29] Do penguin, waddle, or airplane?

[07:30:32] Maybe a...

[07:30:34] And then...

[07:30:36] No.

[07:30:37] Dude, or you could just attack Jason.

[07:30:40] Like, before your pen, just run up to Jason's face.

[07:30:42] I'll go through my wheel.

[07:30:43] I'll go through my wheel and eat bugs that's good. Yeah

[07:30:52] That's the score that's one nail

[07:30:58] That wasn't a bad kick. It's just straight. Yeah, that's that's the same one. She did to me. It was like straight

[07:31:04] I'm coming on the west side, on the west side, east side.

[07:31:14] Dude, I think I'm going to wake up sore, bro.

[07:31:16] Me too.

[07:31:17] Me too.

[07:31:18] Me too.

[07:31:19] Bro, I have to give Enzo 500 subs.

[07:31:23] Oh my god.

[07:31:24] I told him if he does a rabona against me in sports, he gets 500 subs, and he did it.

[07:31:28] He fucking did it.

[07:31:29] Should I do that maybe?

[07:31:30] a Rabona that's like so I don't know how he did that dude if you do a Rabona

[07:31:38] and score like he did that in real game that player who I don't know what that

[07:31:44] is um I don't think it's named after a player it's just like a move has

[07:31:48] anyone ever done that pen yeah people have done it it's like I don't know if

[07:31:52] like has a pro ever done it?

[07:31:54] That's what I'm saying, like in the game.

[07:32:01] OK, bet.

[07:32:01] Dude, Benji's like, I think actually, I think he's good.

[07:32:04] Yeah.

[07:32:04] He's pretty good.

[07:32:06] Or he's like a machine.

[07:32:11] I don't know, ends up 500, so Benji's good.

[07:32:16] Benji's good.

[07:32:17] Is it 2,000?

[07:32:17] I heard he owes you 500.

[07:32:19] Yes, sir.

[07:32:19] What's up, man, so?

[07:32:20] How you doing, man?

[07:32:21] Okay, Benji's good. Benji's good.

[07:32:24] Yo, you jinxing, man.

[07:32:25] All right.

[07:32:26] Yo.

[07:32:27] That was a good ending to compare.

[07:32:29] Dude.

[07:32:29] Ah.

[07:32:31] Okay.

[07:32:32] Dude, I didn't know you were gonna do it.

[07:32:33] I forgot about it.

[07:32:34] And then you did it and I was like,

[07:32:35] oh, that's all.

[07:32:36] And then I hit the buzz.

[07:32:37] Bro, that was insane.

[07:32:38] You know what I'm saying?

[07:32:39] Bro, how did you get power on it?

[07:32:41] Bro, it's not that bad.

[07:32:42] But like, you know, yesterday, I was,

[07:32:44] if you thought this, so that was pretty weak.

[07:32:47] Dude, I was worried about you like,

[07:32:49] I thought you were like just gonna lock in

[07:32:51] to like do the like I remember like last night oh no god give me this chance I'm

[07:32:56] seeing Jin see that's probably why we didn't get close because he wanted me to

[07:32:59] do the good stuff so wait did you guys win the whole thing yeah we won't what

[07:33:05] it's like over completely oh yeah we like no matter what we won't wow yeah you

[07:33:10] know you ready we run up runs up

[07:33:21] I'm standing socks.

[07:33:33] Ron Dale Dingle.

[07:33:35] Ron Dale Dingle.

[07:33:38] Sheer for anyone else.

[07:33:41] All right, all stars.

[07:33:42] With a chance to win,

[07:33:44] alumni will be first to kick.

[07:33:46] Come on, Ron.

[07:33:47] I don't want to see all the baseballs.

[07:33:48] I won't kick you. That's your ball.

[07:33:50] Yeah, we can push it out.

[07:33:53] Team was pretty good. Team was good.

[07:33:56] 80B has been a wall!

[07:33:58] This is the final!

[07:34:00] Oh my goodness!

[07:34:10] Okay, team's fucking good.

[07:34:16] Top left! Look at that ball.

[07:34:20] Sale to the top of the net, great shot by Mr. King.

[07:34:23] It's my wall, that's a great shot.

[07:34:26] All right, Maya, Maya goes low and right, low and right.

[07:34:29] That's what I did.

[07:34:31] I'm leaving it to you, give it up for the fight, everybody.

[07:34:34] The chance is shot.

[07:34:35] She's going to go in the middle.

[07:34:37] Now low right, low right.

[07:34:38] Maya's in the shape.

[07:34:39] I

[07:34:49] Jason guest to the right and she put it

[07:34:57] He likes to say won't you shoot yo Maya went three-for-three on pens

[07:35:03] Dude, wow Jason gets low right Jason studied is runner

[07:35:09] Come on, guys.

[07:35:11] No noise.

[07:35:13] All right, Jason, the week.

[07:35:15] Jason's up. This is the thing.

[07:35:17] Yeah.

[07:35:23] Wasn't the booze of the crowd

[07:35:25] the booze of QT Cinderrell?

[07:35:27] What?

[07:35:29] For the ghosts in his mind.

[07:35:31] That's something for making that.

[07:35:33] Yes, thank you.

[07:35:35] I'll tell him about it.

[07:35:37] Now Jason have the chance to make it up for his team.

[07:35:40] Yeah, how much does he have to do with the support?

[07:35:42] Jason getting the gloves on.

[07:35:44] No, it's kicking.

[07:35:45] Let's get the kick.

[07:35:46] Come on, Rob.

[07:35:48] Come on, Rob.

[07:35:50] Come on, come on.

[07:35:53] I got it, man.

[07:35:54] You got to do it.

[07:35:55] Come on, Rob.

[07:35:59] Stay put.

[07:36:00] No one got the chance to bring the all-stars up on board.

[07:36:06] We got this.

[07:36:20] Dude, okay.

[07:36:25] Not bad, kid.

[07:36:29] Not bad, kid.

[07:36:31] Not bad.

[07:36:33] Wardrobe dude, he's like a tow-poke merchant Wardrobe

[07:36:42] Okay, Wardrobe is like running hot he's two for two stupid to if Wardrobe makes this

[07:36:49] He's three for three.

[07:37:04] That's a toe-toe shot.

[07:37:11] impossible for Katie B to get to. She goes over a slide.

[07:37:15] What's up with the hands again?

[07:37:19] And now we got Katie B for the chance to take the lead in the next round.

[07:37:23] Katie B, MPB.

[07:37:27] And the ball goes!

[07:37:29] Tracy! The winger!

[07:37:33] Get to the ball!

[07:37:35] I was not expecting that.

[07:37:37] I was not expecting that.

[07:37:39] Oh

[07:37:53] No

[07:38:01] Wait so if it's tied it rewracks from the top right?

[07:38:09] Let's see, Fobi beat!

[07:38:15] Yes, okay.

[07:38:21] That's a great, great game!

[07:38:27] Who's up next? Is it Nice with it?

[07:38:30] Is it Nice with QT?

[07:38:34] She clutched twice for QT in Sunsets.

[07:38:39] And now she has a chance to clutch on one side.

[07:38:42] And now she has a chance to clutch on one side.

[07:38:44] Oh my god.

[07:38:47] Wait, is this for the win?

[07:38:48] One shot.

[07:38:50] One chance at a goal.

[07:38:51] If KT scores, she wins.

[07:38:53] You hear the whistle, you're good to kick it.

[07:38:59] Here we go, here we go, here we go.

[07:39:01] Wait is nice with the game winner if she misses okay. These are the fifth fifth fifth if Kiera misses

[07:39:31] Nice to have a game winner, and I don't think he's going to get a penalty.

[07:39:34] Last chance to give your team the lead.

[07:39:36] I don't think he's going to get a penalty.

[07:39:40] Wiggy's good.

[07:39:41] I can be better.

[07:39:42] You can be better.

[07:39:43] So what are you going to do?

[07:39:44] Be better.

[07:39:45] I like it.

[07:39:46] Give it up for Pierre!

[07:39:49] Apex lives in this player.

[07:39:51] This is his first pen.

[07:39:53] First pen.

[07:40:01] Nice win for the win.

[07:40:08] Nice win.

[07:40:09] Nice win for the win.

[07:40:11] This is it.

[07:40:17] I'm hiring crazy shit, man.

[07:40:19] Fun!

[07:40:20] Can't even drop the one.

[07:40:22] We all need to watch this for the all-stars.

[07:40:25] It's a tough game to play.

[07:40:31] Excellent.

[07:40:32] That's good.

[07:40:33] I know you're full-automated.

[07:40:34] Why is that?

[07:40:35] I keep the soccer ball three times in my life.

[07:40:37] You keep the soccer ball three times in my life?

[07:40:39] Oh, no.

[07:40:40] So let's make no exception.

[07:40:42] Give it up for IZ-Wing, everybody!

[07:40:47] The Chad nice wig is a Chad. He's a Chad.

[07:40:50] Looks here.

[07:40:53] He's got some blankets!

[07:40:58] Hey, watch out!

[07:41:00] Same by Jason the Wean.

[07:41:02] Keeps the game alive.

[07:41:04] Wait, it resets?

[07:41:05] No, it's sudden death.

[07:41:07] No, it's sudden death.

[07:41:08] We're going back to the top of nowhere.

[07:41:10] Oh my God, it's sudden death.

[07:41:11] Mr. Hean.

[07:41:12] That's a big, I think.

[07:41:14] Katie B.

[07:41:15] Dude, here's what I'm scared of.

[07:41:16] Here's what I'm scared about mr. He buried his first pen. I think he's gonna sky this

[07:41:21] Because even they like his first time was buried

[07:41:25] Because he gets

[07:41:38] It's sudden death, this is cinema, this is actually cinema sudden death finals

[07:41:46] All right, back to top of the order for the All-Stars.

[07:41:52] Sudden death finals. Sudden death finals.

[07:41:54] It's high enough, guys.

[07:41:56] Give it up for Maya and God.

[07:42:05] Maya has not missed.

[07:42:06] She's three for three.

[07:42:08] She's three for three.

[07:42:09] I've done a lot, yeah.

[07:42:12] This is the light work.

[07:42:13] This is the light work.

[07:42:14] There's got to be ways to attend to your roles.

[07:42:17] Yes, before everything.

[07:42:18] Have that first.

[07:42:20] Guys, can the old star say goodbye?

[07:42:23] If Maya makes this, this is 4-4-4.

[07:42:28] I think she'd be the only person to be 4-4-4.

[07:42:31] What a pen, what a pen, go for it.

[07:42:55] That was such a big penalty.

[07:43:00] Almost dropped. That was such a defense.

[07:43:07] What? I think, uh...

[07:43:13] I think it is over, guys. I don't know what place we got.

[07:43:18] We got fifth in penalties. We got, like, seventh in Simon Says.

[07:43:23] here is just first place and I think the winners of the event

[07:43:30] are here.

[07:43:31] Yes, where the standings are for all of our teams.

[07:43:34] I want to see what place we got.

[07:43:36] We're going to tabulate the results.

[07:43:38] We've got like six.

[07:43:40] Ladies and gentlemen, congrats to Team World Live.

[07:43:45] We've got seven.

[07:43:47] All the stars got second.

[07:43:49] Mexico got three.

[07:43:51] We got 7th place.

[07:43:53] I wasn't even sure what.

[07:43:55] There was 3 teams with 59.

[07:43:59] Bro, UK was, what, 20 behind us.

[07:44:03] We got 10.

[07:44:04] They walked up first.

[07:44:06] All stars.

[07:44:10] And a lot of time.

[07:44:13] 5 seconds.

[07:44:16] I do just lose everything.

[07:44:18] Can we get our trophies out?

[07:44:20] I lose my tournaments, I lost the Sidemen charity match.

[07:44:25] I lost Streamer games.

[07:44:33] Dude, chat, you know what?

[07:44:38] Hey, maybe I'm not an athlete.

[07:44:43] Maybe I'm not an athlete, man.

[07:44:48] I'm okay with that.

[07:44:53] Maybe I'm just meant to play video games.

[07:45:03] Wait, so, for the tie, are they gonna,

[07:45:06] are they gonna, like, why don't they just play again?

[07:45:18] Maybe I'm just not an athlete, you guys.

[07:45:30] You played like 2024 Onanah?

[07:45:33] Okay.

[07:45:34] You're a piece of shit, bro.

[07:45:37] 2024 Onanah.

[07:45:39] Appreciate that, man.

[07:45:41] Everybody, it's time for us the Prouder Champions,

[07:45:47] in first place, due to the high-breaker,

[07:45:52] which was placed over all first.

[07:45:58] Give it up for Team Mexico!

[07:46:02] Yeah!

[07:46:03] Yeah!

[07:46:04] Yeah!

[07:46:05] Chad, maybe I'm just an esports athlete.

[07:46:11] Look, bro, maybe I'm an esports athlete.

[07:46:17] Is that a thing?

[07:46:22] Your barber needs to be sued.

[07:46:37] I just wanted to win pens, I didn't even care if we lost and got like third or fourth.

[07:46:42] I just wanted to win pens.

[07:46:48] Goalkeepers, goalkeepers have so much aura, nobody, like, they get all the blame, a lot

[07:46:57] of the times, keepers will get blamed when their defense doesn't do shit and they allow

[07:47:02] like nine shots.

[07:47:05] Goalkeepers have so, that's so hard.

[07:47:08] Goalkeeping is a totally different sport, so hard.

[07:47:13] Like if you're a Goldie bro, respect.

[07:47:17] Cause like at the end of the day,

[07:47:18] all of the goals are on you.

[07:47:20] Like they score on you.

[07:47:23] Even if your CDM fucks up, nobody cares.

[07:47:25] Cause you got scored on.

[07:47:26] Goalkeepers have so much oil on them.

[07:47:28] They all saw it.

[07:47:30] They all saw it.

[07:47:31] They all saw it.

[07:47:33] The cut to Ron eating.

[07:47:36] The all stars cut to him eating.

[07:47:37] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[07:47:43] If it's on raw to take off his shirt.

[07:48:13] Looks like I'm uh, adding back

[07:48:27] Dude, you know where I fucked us was volleyball, but even if we won volleyball we still would have lost

[07:48:43] finish it. Are we getting the job done next year?

[07:48:51] Are you going to do something about that?

[07:48:57] Go on, go on, go on, get off the old car.

[07:49:13] Wow!

[07:50:13] I'm good, bro, all right

[07:50:21] What place y'all get fourth I got a pin at least I see the pin

[07:50:30] Please don't throw it. No, no, you had a good safe. That was good. Proud of you, bro fourth. We got a

[07:50:36] Seventh are you okay? Yeah, I'm good, bro. What's going through Junko's mind?

[07:50:43] Dude, I think I choked volleyball, and I choked keeping.

[07:50:47] Listen, it's okay, bro.

[07:50:49] Bro, if I could go back in time, we fucked up our selections.

[07:50:54] Like, we just fucked up.

[07:50:56] Me and Joe should not have done half and half.

[07:50:58] That was bad.

[07:50:59] It feels like a spot, right?

[07:51:01] We got, like...

[07:51:03] Because we kind of just like sporadically were like,

[07:51:05] oh yeah, we'll do half and half, like a duo event.

[07:51:07] Dude, we got seventh in that.

[07:51:10] Seventh, Simon Says was cringe.

[07:51:12] Yeah, no, I'm not gonna lie, that shit was fuckin' hot.

[07:51:15] The only two game modes I genuinely didn't like was Simon Says and Musical Chairs.

[07:51:20] Oh, man.

[07:51:21] End of the day, bro.

[07:51:23] Day gotta end.

[07:51:24] The day gotta end.

[07:51:25] The sun's down.

[07:51:27] The winds are high.

[07:51:28] You know, at least we had fun, bro.

[07:51:30] Why, wait, did you have fun?

[07:51:32] Yeah, I had fun.

[07:51:33] Had a good time.

[07:51:34] That's all that matters.

[07:51:35] It was cool meeting people. It was fun.

[07:51:36] Yeah. I'm sure your chat enjoyed it, right?

[07:51:39] Yeah, they're enjoying parts of it.

[07:51:41] They're more so don't read it. Don't don't do it, bro. Why what it's just

[07:51:48] Let me read the chat, bro

[07:51:52] We did no

[07:51:55] You suck stick to rainbow six each

[07:51:59] Why do you keep buzz cutting your hair your chops?

[07:52:03] How did you let Jason mug you? Okay, your fat

[07:52:07] Pathetic display of you.

[07:52:10] Someone type, waste of sperm like five times.

[07:52:14] World's biggest larpurer, never do a sports event.

[07:52:18] Bro, this is fucked up.

[07:52:19] I'm not gonna lie, because at the end of the day, bro,

[07:52:22] we both lost, but we had fun, bro.

[07:52:24] We met a lot of cool people, and, you know,

[07:52:28] this just sets us up for the future, you know?

[07:52:30] Now there's a storyline.

[07:52:32] Junko lost so bad, Junko was on a super team

[07:52:36] and lost so fucking bad, but next year,

[07:52:40] Junko, it's like the Simon and Charity match.

[07:52:43] Remember?

[07:52:44] Your first Simon and Charity match,

[07:52:45] you fucking were rolling on the ground.

[07:52:48] Second one, what did you do?

[07:52:50] MVP.

[07:52:53] Oh, Junko, can't listen to the haters, bro.

[07:52:56] You're right, bro.

[07:52:57] You know what?

[07:52:57] It's all about redemption.

[07:52:58] It's all about redemption.

[07:53:00] Red Dead redemption, too.

[07:53:03] Oh my God, did you just say not America?

[07:53:05] I already played that game, Asswipe.

[07:53:07] Oh fuck.

[07:53:08] You should play it.

[07:53:09] Now you have ADHD, don't do it.

[07:53:11] Don't fool it, bro.

[07:53:13] I'm still gonna play Resident Evil.

[07:53:14] I'm actually gonna play it.

[07:53:15] Bro, didn't you start Resident Evil?

[07:53:17] Yeah.

[07:53:18] Why'd you stop?

[07:53:19] I didn't stop, I just been busy.

[07:53:21] Oh, I actually saw it.

[07:53:22] You posted like nine clips of you saying

[07:53:24] that looks like Resident Evil anything.

[07:53:27] Like whatever was in front of you.

[07:53:30] I just said good game, bro.

[07:53:31] I love the game.

[07:53:32] It's a good game.

[07:53:33] Stop calling it.

[07:53:34] Do you see an ass wipe?

[07:53:35] I got your chat open, bro.

[07:53:38] What was the largest LARP straight out of LARP and springs?

[07:53:43] No one typed that.

[07:53:44] Bro, that's a real chat.

[07:53:46] When you meant to type that shit.

[07:53:49] Why are you in my chat, bro?

[07:53:51] It's just trolls.

[07:53:53] The poop of Twitch?

[07:53:54] Bro, y'all need to stop.

[07:53:56] No, somebody said I was the piss stain of the streamer games.

[07:53:59] And then I said, I was like, oh, KDB MVP for sure.

[07:54:03] And then someone said I was LVP, least valuable player.

[07:54:07] I think they might have a trophy for that.

[07:54:09] Bro, I just think like none of these events

[07:54:11] I really fit into besides like penalty shootout.

[07:54:14] Brother.

[07:54:15] I didn't fit into any of these events.

[07:54:17] What are you talking about?

[07:54:19] Bro, now it sounds like Coke, bro.

[07:54:21] Because penalties, y'all got knocked out.

[07:54:24] I'm not even kidding.

[07:54:25] Call me a Cobra.

[07:54:26] We were the best penalty team.

[07:54:28] We're the best penalty team.

[07:54:30] But Mexico was like.

[07:54:31] Where's my pin, bro?

[07:54:32] Mexico was like, dialed against us.

[07:54:37] Yeah, I'm coping.

[07:54:38] Yep.

[07:54:40] I lost my fucking pin.

[07:54:42] Just going to show it to you in flex mode.

[07:54:46] Sperm head of streamer games.

[07:54:48] She see you are a mistake.

[07:54:50] OK, now she's getting fucking personal, bro.

[07:54:52] I was a mistake.

[07:54:53] That's just weird as fuck.

[07:54:56] Cope copes the herd.

[07:54:57] That doesn't even make sense, bro.

[07:55:01] All right.

[07:55:04] Yo, so y'all got fourth?

[07:55:07] Not bad.

[07:55:07] You guys were like middle of the bat.

[07:55:09] We were literally last.

[07:55:12] You guys were last on day one?

[07:55:14] No, UK was last on day one.

[07:55:16] We were seventh place.

[07:55:18] We were four pence.

[07:55:20] Then we jumped up three.

[07:55:22] They should do Germany next year and have Onek.

[07:55:24] That was Onek, bro.

[07:55:26] He hasn't streamed in like over a month.

[07:55:28] Why?

[07:55:29] I don't know.

[07:55:31] I don't know.

[07:55:33] Pre-com baby.

[07:55:34] What does that mean?

[07:55:38] Have you ever pre-com before?

[07:55:40] I have.

[07:55:41] That would be like somebody pre-coming

[07:55:43] and then nine months later, have a baby.

[07:55:46] That means you're like rare, no?

[07:55:49] You're a rare baby.

[07:55:51] Bro, it's like you can't hype me up.

[07:55:53] Dude, we got sevens, bro.

[07:55:55] I'm a rare baby. I wasn't pre-tummed

[07:55:59] Like this you do you think you're made it dude? I don't want to think about that, bro

[07:56:03] Yeah, I got seventh bro. What do you think Monday?

[07:56:07] I'm ending my street

[07:56:13] What am I gonna do streaming the hotel back go desktop, bro. Yeah, I don't have it that I'm off

[07:56:19] I gotta do my outro about the jinxers, bro. That's not what I call them. It's jitties disciples, bro

[07:56:28] Y'all about it. Hey Jason. Hey, thanks for checking up bro. Appreciate it, man. You did good at keeper. Thank you, bro

[07:56:36] At the end of the day, man, I'm getting too old for this shit

[07:56:43] What's the other what's the other outro? Oh, I'm gonna do my outro bro. Chat great

[07:56:56] amazing fantabulous day and Jason's asked for a read. Okay great amazing

[07:57:01] fantabulous day. We got seventh but in life it's not about winning or losing.

[07:57:10] you win or you learn. Remember that kids. In case I don't see you, good

[07:57:17] afternoon, good evening, and good night.