[577/730] 🔴 LATE NIGHT STREAM 🔴 11 MILLION SOON 🔴 2 WINS OFF DIAMOND in 3.0 🔴 BIG NEWS & ANNOUNCEMENTS 🔴

Jynxzi

08-03-2026 · 3h 45m

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[00:02:11] Screen was black wait the screen was black I did a whole concert from the top

[00:02:30] All over the room, think of me who's in the pool

[00:02:33] I smell like a mini bar, DJ's passed out in the art

[00:02:37] My V's on the barbecue, missing hickey art rules

[00:02:41] Pictures of us night, ended up on flying ice-cream

[00:02:46] Oh well

[00:02:48] It's a brown towel blur, but I'm pretty sure it grew

[00:02:54] Damn, not a Sprite and Nami

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[00:06:27] That's why I pick your shoes

[00:06:28] I don't get shit confused

[00:06:30] And motherfuckers we are hoes

[00:06:33] I got a small circle

[00:06:34] I'm not with different crews

[00:06:36] We walk the same path

[00:06:37] We got on different shoes

[00:06:39] Living the same building

[00:06:41] But we got different views

[00:06:42] I got a couple claws

[00:06:44] I left

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[00:07:27] Okay, Chad I think I'm done bro, that's all the music, that's all, do my pants keep.

[00:07:47] Chad, hold on, I might be able to do one more song.

[00:07:54] Oh yeah, Lil Hoosie dropped!

[00:07:58] Woo!

[00:07:59] Jack, what's the best song?

[00:08:01] What's the best song on the Newsy album?

[00:08:05] She ain't never gone to an art bag!

[00:08:07] Guys, am I out of shape?

[00:08:12] What's the best song?

[00:08:14] 2-2-3?

[00:08:15] Is this the writer?

[00:08:17] Yeah.

[00:08:18] I got an AR on me.

[00:08:19] I got to chop it up.

[00:08:20] 2-2-3.

[00:08:21] Whoa!

[00:08:22] Something is my eye

[00:08:52] I know a pace which is coming

[00:09:17] Got a Glock with a switch, no XD

[00:09:20] Got a Glock with a switch, no XD

[00:09:23] I got an ARP on me

[00:09:25] I got a chop of that hood, that 2-2-3

[00:09:27] 2-2-3

[00:09:29] 2-2-3

[00:09:31] 2-2-3

[00:09:33] 2-2-3

[00:09:35] 2-2-3

[00:09:37] I got a bridge

[00:09:39] I got a chop of that hood, that 5-5-6

[00:09:41] 2-2-3

[00:09:43] 2-2-3

[00:09:45] I'm a night Molly said

[00:09:58] Oh

[00:10:02] No homo, but my get is right by my cat

[00:10:06] That's his day is attached

[00:10:08] My ARP is a dice. You got a strap

[00:10:10] Oh

[00:10:36] Lucy I'm from the bricks to my boy. I know that

[00:10:40] 2, 2, 3, I'm on that Miley Santon, ju-ju-ping, don't ever say I'm crazy, I'm crazy, yeah.

[00:10:56] Leap check Twitter.

[00:10:58] Chat wants to get in the bra.

[00:11:03] Who's he never messes? I mean, I know my glorious gang.

[00:11:06] Chat, how y'all boys been, bro?

[00:11:10] Lots to talk about, lots to unpack, lots to do, chat first thing top of the schedule, bro.

[00:11:19] Oh, wait, let me fix my camera, two, two, three, two, two, three.

[00:11:25] Dude, wow, can I low key have mantis?

[00:11:29] Kind of, right chat?

[00:11:31] Dude, it's okay though, chat, because at the end of the day, bro, I'm happy with my body.

[00:11:38] you know what I'm saying like Chad it's okay because at the end of the day I'm

[00:11:42] happy with my body bro fuck what everybody else like hey how about how you

[00:11:47] doing bro

[00:11:50] how's it going bro first off welcome back you look burnt to shit but I'm sure

[00:11:56] that you're gonna feel good soon and you're gonna be back Mr. Krabs looking

[00:12:02] Now listen, bro, I have a highlight reel for you, bro.

[00:12:09] I'm not kidding.

[00:12:10] Somebody made a highlight reel for you.

[00:12:13] Do you want to see it?

[00:12:15] Okay, let me be clear here.

[00:12:17] Let me switch my mic to my headset real quick.

[00:12:20] Give me a second to get, like, I got to get situated

[00:12:22] because I have not been at my desk for like three days.

[00:12:25] So I advise, okay, bro, somebody made me a highlight of what?

[00:12:30] What, streamer games?

[00:12:32] Yeah, it's custom made, it's actually custom made.

[00:12:36] So I had somebody make it bro, and they tried their best,

[00:12:40] and it's pretty good, it's pretty good.

[00:12:42] So, one of the mods made it?

[00:12:45] No, it's- Bro get a trainer bra, hold on, hold on.

[00:12:50] Max will be seeing you, first band of the day.

[00:12:53] Congratulations Max, first band of the day.

[00:12:56] Bro's got a trainer bra, Max get banned!

[00:13:00] hold up bro let me get my shirt I'm tired of you guys just talking about my

[00:13:06] like my body every time you guys see me bro chat I'm happy with my body bro

[00:13:12] like bro I don't care what y'all say bro I'm happy my body dude I don't care

[00:13:18] what y'all say about my body right thank God you put on a shirt soon bro

[00:13:28] Bro, you guys act like I have like actual breasts

[00:13:32] All right, I've always talked to me bro. I have a lot of like announcements bro. Talk to me

[00:13:39] Can we have like a positive day today

[00:13:46] Word word, let's take it out check it out. Yeah

[00:13:49] Yeah, I'm trying to get you in the best mood possible, bro.

[00:13:52] Right foot's open.

[00:13:53] All right.

[00:13:55] That's me, bro.

[00:13:56] All right?

[00:13:58] Wait, so, OK.

[00:14:00] A moderator made this compilation.

[00:14:02] No, it was someone in the community.

[00:14:04] OK.

[00:14:05] Oh.

[00:14:06] Oh.

[00:14:07] Oh.

[00:14:08] I'm gonna try to get a chance.

[00:14:09] Oh.

[00:14:10] Oh.

[00:14:11] Oh.

[00:14:12] Oh.

[00:14:13] Oh.

[00:14:14] Oh.

[00:14:15] Oh.

[00:14:16] Oh.

[00:14:17] Pressure

[00:14:19] Or you can crumble beneath it

[00:14:22] Thanks you the failed sir. It's not only important for all team all stars

[00:14:31] Okay, he added in a fart noise. Yo bro. Hi guys. He farted when I hit the ground

[00:14:42] Look at wrong okay, yo hi guys. Thanks for the highlight real anything else

[00:14:47] Anything else bro? Anything else you want to show me?

[00:14:57] So, you know, yeah, I actually saw some positive stuff of like my headers that went over the net

[00:15:04] Maybe something like that. Hi guys, maybe we could rap to me doing well

[00:15:08] Hi guys, I don't know. Just shoot knock the hip here. Maybe we could show me performing well

[00:15:13] Maybe we could bro. I don't know also to the motherfuckers that are saying it's late in the chat

[00:15:19] I had a five-hour flight. I can't teleport. There's no such thing as a teleportation device guys. So yeah, I'm gonna be a little late I

[00:15:31] Was late because I was in a plane for five hours

[00:15:43] Now we're cooking GG YouTube like I advice a bro. Thank you, bro. Hey, you know what have eyes

[00:15:57] Yeah, I'm gonna repay you

[00:16:03] High-vives

[00:16:09] High-vives take today off bro, let's do a little set

[00:16:13] No, no, high-vives like go take today off go to a steakhouse

[00:16:18] Whatever food you order. I got you bro

[00:16:22] I got you

[00:16:23] No high-vives because look bro. I'm in a peace journey

[00:16:27] Listen man, uh, I'm in a peace journey. What I realized at the streamer games

[00:16:31] Is I'm not an athlete so it's time to humble up bro

[00:16:35] High-vives enjoy your dude get whatever you need bro steak throw in some mashed potatoes

[00:16:40] If you want a glass of wine, I got you, bro.

[00:16:44] Just keep it under like $100, but I got you, bro.

[00:16:47] Bro, this is so sweet of you, bro.

[00:16:49] And for that, I repay you, bro.

[00:16:51] I repay you.

[00:16:53] Again, I'm going to give you another great ending, bro.

[00:16:56] I repay you.

[00:16:57] You repay me.

[00:16:58] I repay you.

[00:16:59] It's like a love cycle, bro.

[00:17:00] I'm Jason Mock from the back.

[00:17:09] you finding these clips like bro these clips are not even like watching that

[00:17:16] fall sailing like a discord hate server this clip has more than a hundred

[00:17:22] likes get this guy out of my phone okay so chat first and foremost own a pixel

[00:17:34] posted on Instagram. Hi guys, could we pull up something positive? Hi guys, we

[00:17:40] pulled up on a pixel to Instagram's bro.

[00:17:45] On a pixel post on Instagram chat I have a lot to update, lot to announce. I'm

[00:17:51] locked in boys. I'm locked in chat. I think y'all are gonna be enjoying the

[00:17:55] next two weeks of the streams bro. There's a bug in my room.

[00:17:59] Try to open up my door.

[00:18:02] There's a bug in my room, and it's not just any bug. This bug is literally like Thanos.

[00:18:09] This bug is Thanos. Like I tried to spray him with Windex, didn't go down.

[00:18:14] I hit him with a shoe, didn't go down. Hit him with a hat, didn't go down.

[00:18:18] He's like a chubby fly. You might see him zip across.

[00:18:22] Okay, wait, he's over there.

[00:18:25] My God, Chad, do you see him?

[00:18:29] He knows I'm talking about him. He flew away. Guys, I'm going to try to kill him. All right. We're just going to name him Brock the bug.

[00:18:38] Okay, chat. On a pixel post on Instagram today, guys.

[00:18:42] Visited Finland with mom and a little too much reducing. Sorry. Heart emoji.

[00:18:50] Bro, look at how cute he is when like just check. Look at how cute Marcus, bro.

[00:18:56] My god, is that a little baby frog?

[00:18:59] Like child to be honest. I already had a good day. This made my day 20 times better, bro

[00:19:06] Like look at like dude look at how cute he is bro. I think that's like a big fish

[00:19:11] In Finland chat like oh

[00:19:17] My god the box back to the store

[00:19:20] This bug is gonna be

[00:19:22] Okay, do you guys see him?

[00:19:24] I find Summon, Summon.

[00:19:26] I don't know, he's flying again.

[00:19:28] Do you see him?

[00:19:30] Do you see him? Do you see him?

[00:19:34] Chad, do you see him?

[00:19:38] I need to kill this bug.

[00:19:40] I cannot progress with the stream until this guy's dead.

[00:19:44] I'm gonna start there, Chad is right there.

[00:19:46] And I unplugged my kit. Okay.

[00:19:48] I knew that was gonna happen.

[00:19:52] This fucking bug is gonna piss me off!

[00:19:56] I'm not the fucker we are!

[00:19:59] Hold up, chat. I'm gonna unplug my...

[00:20:03] I'm gonna unplug my facecam plug it back in. Maybe it'll work now.

[00:20:09] Alright, I'm probably gonna have to remove it from...

[00:20:12] What the fuck is going on over here? What the...

[00:20:15] The fuck was that?

[00:20:17] remove remove bro this bug's gonna piss me off I see him in the corner of my eyes

[00:20:31] this bug is annoying no no no this bugs annoying bro he I tried to kill him

[00:20:37] for like 10 minutes that's why I was like even extra late bro I can't kill

[00:20:41] him oh my god he's still in my room bro mr. bug please bro I won't even kill you I want to open

[00:20:49] the door so you can go out chat should I kill him guys stop tagging Maya bro

[00:21:00] okay

[00:21:04] guys stop tagging Maya bro um

[00:21:11] Wait, what? I didn't even see this.

[00:21:15] Sorry for the damn long break.

[00:21:18] Honestly, I felt a little lost.

[00:21:21] I don't know why.

[00:21:23] Didn't check my socials much,

[00:21:24] but met so many of you during my time touching Grash.

[00:21:27] I just want to say thank you for everything.

[00:21:29] How are there so many of you?

[00:21:30] My mom was like, WTF?

[00:21:32] Is this my son?

[00:21:34] Excited to see him again.

[00:21:35] Thank you all for the kind words, low-key,

[00:21:38] shattateer, love y'all.

[00:21:40] Sometimes this fucking bum forgets what he has

[00:21:46] God he's so cute, bro

[00:21:50] Dude, he's just so cute. I just want to hug him bro. Yeah chat like if only

[00:21:59] I'm just glad he's back bro. He's back tomorrow. He's back tomorrow. He's back tomorrow, dude

[00:22:03] I like to watch only in the mornings, bro. He's back tomorrow

[00:22:05] W on a myth gay gay, okay, so let me be clear here, bro

[00:22:17] I'm allowed to call my homies cute. I'm allowed to call my homies handsome

[00:22:24] But that is that doesn't that mean I'm attracted to own it doesn't mean I want to bang on a I can just

[00:22:32] objectively say he's a cute guy. Like look at him bro, he's just cute and cuddly. Now on the subject

[00:22:39] of sexy men, I got to meet Joe Bart this weekend. Chat, all right, let me be clear here.

[00:22:50] If you think Joe looks good on camera, Joe looks even sexier in person, bro. There was

[00:22:59] multiple times throughout this weekend where I was actually borderline going to pop a boner.

[00:23:04] Chat, Joe's biceps are so defined and he has like these gigantic veins that just poke out of his

[00:23:10] arms. And I didn't know Joe was that tall. I thought Joe would be like taller than me. Bro,

[00:23:17] I'm like 5'10", Joe's like 6'1". So yeah, Joe is, I'm very happy that I met Joe.

[00:23:23] Um, yeah, chat, you know how I am, bro. I'm just awkward, bro. When I meet like dude when I'm meeting like

[00:23:32] Out of the 40 streamers there. I probably hadn't met 25 of them. I'm not even kidding 28 of them

[00:23:39] So, bro, I was a little overwhelmed dude. I'm not good at like meeting people

[00:23:44] But once I have somebody where it's like I'm already friends with them or I spoke to them a bunch of times

[00:23:49] I'm very very chill. I'm just very awkward with meeting people, bro

[00:23:53] Is anybody else in the chat like that? I'm really awkward. So that's why I wasn't like

[00:23:58] Dude, I don't know how Ron bells it bro. Ron has like

[00:24:03] zero like

[00:24:05] Rock like social anxiety is afraid of Ron bro. Ron has no social anxiety dude. This is this bug. I gotta kill him

[00:24:13] I have to kill the okay. I'm just gonna kill this bug. I have to kill this bug

[00:24:16] I have to okay, please stop stop settle settle settle

[00:24:23] Bro, just get away!

[00:24:25] Bro, my god, is it the smartest bug ever?

[00:24:29] Bro, just go outside!

[00:24:33] Why is he so smart?

[00:24:43] Pillow fight!

[00:24:48] Dude, I gotta kill this guy.

[00:24:50] Oh my god! Die!

[00:24:53] This bug will not die

[00:24:57] Bro, please die please die just fucking die

[00:25:01] And he despawned again. He just despawns

[00:25:05] This bug is a crimslord. He despawns right when I'm in the middle of the story

[00:25:10] Right over my head, and he's gone again

[00:25:13] Brock I'm gonna get you bro. Brock. I know you're in the stream probably stream slapping your little bug. I'm gonna get you

[00:25:19] Guys, why are you guys tagging Alvia Sanctuary and Maya, tail, tail!

[00:25:28] Okay, chat, um, okay, okay, hold it up, what is this, what is this, bro, what is this?

[00:25:37] Bro, oh my god.

[00:25:42] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[00:25:45] I literally

[00:25:56] Chat what happened to speed head bro

[00:26:02] Bro JC bro such a ugly ass up bro like honestly, bro like bro just stop talking like

[00:26:09] So I talk about his bad ball knowledge and then he says I'm ugly

[00:26:14] he just be talking Jason you just be

[00:26:17] trying like you just talk you just really

[00:26:21] talk bro you be like bro I don't know

[00:26:25] no yeah I don't do that right I don't

[00:26:30] check my chat like that I don't do that

[00:26:33] right bro listen I don't watch that was

[00:26:36] eight bro

[00:26:39] me ha me ha no he has not what you talking about I should come on but stop

[00:26:47] like stop like like bro are you always that and you always talking with that

[00:26:51] damn nugget of head of yours bro okay so I'm a nugget head all right speed you

[00:26:57] make zero football takes in that so I'm gonna do it bro messy is the goat because

[00:27:03] Because Messi's skill is in his head.

[00:27:06] Ronaldo's skill is in his feet, in his legs, in his abs.

[00:27:11] Ronaldo works for a lot of what he has, so does Messi.

[00:27:15] But Messi has a natural God-given talent where unless you actually understand football,

[00:27:21] you will never understand why there's such a gap between Messi and Ronaldo.

[00:27:26] It's why, like, as soon as somebody says CR7 is the goat, it's like, cool, whatever,

[00:27:30] like, love you, bro.

[00:27:32] But I already know they don't have ball knowledge because if you understand football at a high

[00:27:39] level, you understand Messi has a God given talent in his head that can never be recreated.

[00:27:47] And bro, I think it's autism.

[00:27:48] I think it's autism, bro.

[00:27:50] And that's why a lot of the people I know that are goats at what they do, a lot of my

[00:27:54] friends, autism, bro.

[00:27:56] And that's what I'm not even trolling to like Ronaldo has the six pack.

[00:28:00] He has the height.

[00:28:01] He has the strength. He has the legs, but Messi has a talent given by God

[00:28:06] So as soon as somebody says Bernardo's the goat, it's like cool, bro

[00:28:10] That's your opinion, but I immediately know in the back of my mind. You have no ball knowledge

[00:28:15] Off the rip like I respect your opinion or whatever, but I just immediately know you have no ball knowledge

[00:28:21] to them saying

[00:28:31] That's what I'm trying to say, bro.

[00:28:37] I'm not sipping lean.

[00:28:38] This is smoothie.

[00:28:39] I'm not sipping lean.

[00:28:40] This is smoothie, bro.

[00:28:42] It says smoothie cafe on it, bro.

[00:28:44] Stop trying to make false fucking narratives, please, bro.

[00:28:49] Okay.

[00:28:50] Now, next thing I'm going to say, next thing I'm going to say, chat August 11th is the

[00:29:01] the 2v2 Rainbow Six Siege Streamer Tournament.

[00:29:06] The confirmed drops on it is Alpha Pax,

[00:29:09] but something very special is happening with Alpha Pax soon

[00:29:13] that I can't say exactly what it is yet

[00:29:15] until it's announced, but you're gonna like it.

[00:29:18] Next thing to have to say,

[00:29:19] the players competing in the 2v2 Tournament

[00:29:22] so far confirmed is as listed.

[00:29:27] These are the players we have

[00:29:28] for the 2v2 tournament so far.

[00:29:32] AJ, Sina, XQC, Stable, Renato, Joe Barth,

[00:29:38] Jason the Wean, Lacey himself, Ray Asianboy,

[00:29:43] the sketch reel, Jay Shock, and Katie B.

[00:29:49] And Katie B.

[00:29:50] Now chat, for the last couple of spots,

[00:29:52] I might know who I'm gonna get,

[00:29:55] but I'm still waiting to see

[00:29:56] if they're like 100% available yet,

[00:29:58] But those are the creators we have so far forward.

[00:30:01] We have like three spots left, I think,

[00:30:03] two or three, three spots left, I think.

[00:30:08] But yes, Chad, next thing.

[00:30:09] That 2v2 R6 creator tournament

[00:30:12] with the Alpha Pack Twitch drops is gonna be August 11th.

[00:30:17] The Last of Us marathon, I'm planning on August 12th.

[00:30:22] The Last of Us part one and two marathon, that is my plan.

[00:30:26] Fortnite tournament is going to probably be August 19th, probably. I don't have 100%

[00:30:35] date, but that's going to be that whole week. So August 11th is going to be our 622 tournament.

[00:30:44] August 12th is going to be the last of us, part one and two. August 19th is probably going to be

[00:30:50] Fortnite creator tournament. And then after that is probably going to be our sixth marathon,

[00:30:56] Can't end stream until I solo key to champion in rank 3.0. We're about to get diamond today. I'm two wins off of diamond five

[00:31:04] Next thing chat

[00:31:09] We who won fncs I forgot to check

[00:31:13] Check who won fncs. I forgot to check

[00:31:17] Oh chained together. Yeah, um, I'm still waiting to hear from los

[00:31:20] Loose does not respond to my texts. Loose don't respond to shit. Here, you know what chat? I'm gonna call those still in here from Loose, bro.

[00:31:35] Let me call those right now.

[00:31:50] There's your update on chain together and there's your update on chain together.

[00:32:02] Loose is legitimately the worst texture of all time.

[00:32:07] I like I never said they like it.

[00:32:09] And if you think I'm exaggerating, ask Ron because we're in the same group chat.

[00:32:14] It's actually worse than like XGC.

[00:32:15] I'm not even trolling.

[00:32:18] So chat, next thing I'm gonna say, bro, next thing I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, oh, yeah,

[00:32:29] that's all I was saying before the bug flew across my face.

[00:32:32] Chat, at the streamer games, bro.

[00:32:36] Dude, that's why I was like awkward and yeah, I just, I'm not like, I'm not good at like

[00:32:44] meeting people. In my whole life, I'm not good at like being outgoing and just walking up to

[00:32:51] people that I've never met before and being chill. I'm always like nervous and awkward.

[00:32:56] So that's kind of how I was chat. But yes, bro. If I have somebody that's like I speak to a lot

[00:33:03] and I know it's like my friend and I'm comfortable with, I do a lot better and I'm less awkward.

[00:33:08] But that's just how I am, bro. I'm not like that outgoing, um, little introverted, a little bit introverted, bro.

[00:33:15] But, um, yeah, that's what I was saying. I don't know how Ron, Ron has like zero social anxiety, bro.

[00:33:23] Ron can just like, like, he just nothing phases him. Ron has like zero social anxiety, bro.

[00:33:31] But yeah, I think I'm getting better at it. I think I'm getting better at, I think I'm getting better at,

[00:33:34] I think I'm getting better at like meeting people because a couple of years ago I was here.

[00:33:37] I'll never be in my room.

[00:33:39] Hi, guys.

[00:33:40] Yo, hi, guys.

[00:33:41] What up, bro?

[00:33:42] Yo, thanks.

[00:33:43] Two questions.

[00:33:44] One, to clarify, for the R6 marathon, are you starting from copper, or are you starting

[00:33:50] from?

[00:33:51] I'm going to be on my main account, my main account, diamond.

[00:33:54] You're going to be on your main account, sir, diamond.

[00:33:56] Yes, sir.

[00:33:57] Like, buy diamond-side, realistically?

[00:33:59] Diamond-side?

[00:34:00] Okay.

[00:34:01] Okay.

[00:34:02] Okay. And then, um, do you want to see the new R six wrote out a whole bunch of player protection rules? Do you want to see what kind of spicy stuff they got in there?

[00:34:15] R six did what to the what now to who?

[00:34:19] They wrote out some new rules that, um, you can get banned for if you break any of them.

[00:34:25] Sign me up. Sign me up, bro.

[00:34:27] some of them are do you want to get

[00:34:31] straight to the juicy stuff or do you want to start top bottom uh just give me

[00:34:34] the top to bottom give me the top to bottom all right that's what's your thing

[00:34:41] all right high five thank you

[00:34:44] w have us play fair these rules exist to protect competitive integrity and

[00:34:49] community safety that makes siege worth playing we're committed to enforcing

[00:34:52] them consistently and we expect every player to hold up their end

[00:34:57] Yeah

[00:35:00] Yep, yeah, I expect every player to hold this up for sure

[00:35:04] Everyone can play their part in the fight of fairness

[00:35:07] Yeah report in game. Yeah, I guess um, yeah always report cheaters man because I guess they do get banned

[00:35:14] The following behaviors are prohibited this list may get updated over time and if your action violates the spirit of fair play and

[00:35:22] safety, they can result in a sanction, even if not explicitly listed below.

[00:35:26] Note that these rules are complementary to the official Ubisoft code of conduct.

[00:35:31] Cheating. Type the mood Imo. Cheating covers the use attempted,

[00:35:37] cheating covers the use, attempted use, possession, or promotion of anything that

[00:35:43] gives you an unfair advantage, even if you haven't actively used it in a match yet.

[00:35:47] Software. Installing, running, or using programs

[00:35:51] decide to give unfair advantages,

[00:35:54] even if not actively used in-game.

[00:35:57] Got it, got it.

[00:36:00] Hardware.

[00:36:01] Installing, wait, does that mean like,

[00:36:03] if you cheat on rust, you get banned on Siege?

[00:36:09] Is that what that means?

[00:36:17] Chad, is that what that means?

[00:36:18] Like if you cheat on Rust, you'd get banned on Siege or no.

[00:36:20] No?

[00:36:23] Hardware.

[00:36:24] Installing or using devices designed

[00:36:26] to give unfair advantages,

[00:36:28] even if not actively used.

[00:36:29] For example, using mouse and keyboard on console

[00:36:33] while emulating a controller to bypass platform restrictions.

[00:36:39] Got it.

[00:36:41] Using adapters or devices.

[00:36:43] Wait, but I thought they were doing built-in.

[00:36:45] Like I thought that we're going to...

[00:36:51] Oh, it's if you emulate a controller, emulate a controller.

[00:36:56] Okay, I got it.

[00:36:57] But I think I got sick from the playing.

[00:36:58] Jesus man.

[00:37:00] Using adapters or devices to run macros,

[00:37:03] rapid fire scripts or automation, macros.

[00:37:06] I can't feel like a lot of people use macros.

[00:37:09] Spoofing, disguising a device's identity

[00:37:12] to appear as a legitimate input.

[00:37:14] I see, okay.

[00:37:17] In-game exploits, intentionally using in-game bugs.

[00:37:20] What?

[00:37:22] They've never banned for that.

[00:37:25] Intentionally using in-game bugs or exploits

[00:37:27] to disrupt game player.

[00:37:29] Wait, so you guys know how back in the day on Siege,

[00:37:31] you could like glitch onto Windows?

[00:37:33] Like you can fault onto Windows?

[00:37:35] Like the Windows seal, would that be banable?

[00:37:39] Intentionally causing input lag.

[00:37:40] Okay, networks a layer of desync.

[00:37:43] Yeah, if you do that, you're a criminal.

[00:37:45] Detecting interference, attempting to bypass, disable,

[00:37:49] or interfere with our detection security

[00:37:51] or enforcement systems.

[00:37:54] Ban bypass.

[00:37:57] Using a new account to evade an existing ban.

[00:38:03] Mooda, unauthorized access, bypassing regional platform

[00:38:07] or service restrictions, though unauthorized software,

[00:38:11] modified clients, emulators, private service,

[00:38:12] or similar methods.

[00:38:17] Competitive integrity disruption, smurfing,

[00:38:22] using alternative accounts to dominate lower skilled lobbies,

[00:38:28] bypass matchmaking rules,

[00:38:30] competitive restrictions, or rank progression systems.

[00:38:34] So, chat.

[00:38:39] I think this means we can't do Coppa to Champion ever again.

[00:38:42] Like, I was talking to a dev about it, and I was like, yeah, like, is there a way, like,

[00:38:49] if I ever do Copper to champion again?

[00:38:51] Because I've been getting back in the seeds recently.

[00:38:53] Like, could you guys, like, whitelist my account?

[00:38:59] Because like, from our sixth to standpoint, like, if you're doing a YouTube series around

[00:39:03] it, like, it does promote their game.

[00:39:06] But on top of that, like, I don't think I should be able to stomp copper lobbies.

[00:39:13] Like I don't think that's fair to like new players.

[00:39:16] So I understand why like, like, I get this.

[00:39:20] For years they never enforced this.

[00:39:22] Boosting, playing in a squad with cheaters, so many motherfuckers do this on PC.

[00:39:29] So many will do this on PC and they have like a hacker on their team and then get champed.

[00:39:34] And then all their ELO gets rolled back but then they don't get banned because they don't

[00:39:38] get indirectly banned.

[00:39:39] You're disgusting.

[00:39:41] You're like just as bad as a cheater.

[00:39:44] Allowing a higher skilled player to use your account to gain rank.

[00:39:48] Oh, like giving someone your account.

[00:39:53] Paying or using external services to artificially inflate your rank.

[00:39:56] Okay, paying somebody to boost your account.

[00:40:00] trapping. I've been saying to them, I've been saying to them it's for years. Years I've been waiting.

[00:40:13] I've been waiting for this news for five years. It's every time I get a champ stack on the first

[00:40:23] day of the season. Every time. Oh, we're going to try to be number one champs. There's like 40

[00:40:28] Elotrap is in front of me and it's the cringiest shit ever and every time I don't go for it

[00:40:34] They don't do it. They wait till I go for number one champ with like mingo and then they elotrap

[00:40:42] I've been waiting for that for years match dodging

[00:40:49] Wait

[00:40:51] Leaving or avoiding matches to dodge specific players or teams including when you suspect cheating

[00:40:58] So, if somebody's cheating on a PC lobby, like they have a 9 KD and they're Emerald 2 with the level 57.

[00:41:11] I would get banned for dodging.

[00:41:14] But.

[00:41:21] I just nodded. I just nodded. I just nodded. I just nodded. I just nodded. I just nodded.

[00:41:44] Watching an opponent's livestream to track their movements or strategies in real time,

[00:41:50] Intentionally queuing at specific times to answer the same match as the Target and Trigger!

[00:41:56] Oh my god!

[00:41:59] Oh my god!

[00:42:02] It's Vannibal. It's finally Vannibal.

[00:42:05] After 10?

[00:42:07] After 10 years, it's finally Vannibal.

[00:42:11] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:42:14] Guys. Guys. Guys.

[00:42:18] realize how good this is? Oh my god I can play the game! I can play the game! Wait so okay let's say

[00:42:27] I report somebody to a death because I can like, like let's say I can get, dude I get receipts of

[00:42:33] anyone who snipe me because I have, I have all my VODs. I have all my VODs and I have steamer mode on

[00:42:39] but at the end of the game it shows their game attack so I have all the match IDs all the VODs

[00:42:44] I can get two motherfuckers banned from literally before I left for that trip.

[00:42:48] Two motherfuckers. But here's what I'm thinking. If somebody stream snipes and they get banned,

[00:42:58] is it a perma ban or like a suspension? I'm assuming it's going to be like one day,

[00:43:04] three days, seven days, one month, then your perma. That's what I would assume.

[00:43:14] Dude guys, I'm not even kidding bro. This shit me like this means something to me

[00:43:18] No, no like this shit means something to me, man

[00:43:21] I have been getting ghosted and fucking blatantly sniked since I started streaming this game in

[00:43:30] 2019

[00:43:32] Like I'm talking wall bangs without a drone

[00:43:36] Pre-aiming the most random corner ever without a drone

[00:43:39] T-Bagging my body, running over to my drone and T-Bagging my drone. That's in Narnia.

[00:43:45] Like I've had the most disgusting stream snipers ever!

[00:43:53] Hi guys, I want to kiss you on the cheek. I want to kiss you on the cheek, bro.

[00:43:59] Oh my god. That's the greatest update ever.

[00:44:03] I can't believe it took 11 years for them to announce that this is officially this is the first time

[00:44:11] Ubisoft has ever officially said this is banable ever they've never said that

[00:44:19] Toxic or negative communication

[00:44:21] Bullying harassment threats or hateful language directed at other players

[00:44:25] Disrupting matches through trolling or abusive behavior

[00:44:28] Incredible

[00:44:30] Somebody walks up shoots three of my goyos and then shoots me in the head. That's also going to be a bad fuck. Yeah

[00:44:36] So griefing's vanable stream sniping's vanable beautiful. It's all they didn't know

[00:44:42] gameplay abuse using gameplay mechanics to intentionally harass other players

[00:44:48] trolling or giving through in-game actions. Yep, like shooting your own cameras

[00:44:52] Intentionally throwing matches rather than surrendering or trying your best. Okay, never surrender. We stop. Let's not promote that

[00:44:58] The surrender button shouldn't be a thing. Never fucking surrender. That's like disgusting. That should not be a thing

[00:45:05] Also, I'm cool with the surrender button. This is the problem I have with league

[00:45:11] If all five people on your team vote for a surrender you can surrender sure

[00:45:18] in league if if four of my pig teammates vote to surrender and then I vote to not surrender the game gets surrender

[00:45:25] Like it's the same in Siege too, I think. Or is it? No, I think Siege is unanimous. I think Siege is unanimous. I think Siege is unanimous.

[00:45:33] Account and fraud abuse. Account sharing. Account sharing, selling, buying or trading.

[00:45:43] I'm at the part of this movie where it's like just pure liquid. It tastes so good. I'm at the part of this movie where it's just pure liquid right now.

[00:45:54] Account sharing, selling, buying, or trading. Using an account that you didn't create or allowing others to access yours, providing false account information to evade restrictions or enforcement.

[00:46:11] Yeah, this is incredible.

[00:46:15] I hope though, for like creators, they give creators like.

[00:46:20] level 50 copper five accounts, I hope,

[00:46:24] because like the thing is, if they want streamers

[00:46:26] to stream their game and promote their game,

[00:46:28] they're not gonna wanna do the level 50 process.

[00:46:31] Just put them, like, it's literally more beneficial.

[00:46:36] Like instead of having Sina do the level 50 process,

[00:46:39] and then she goes, oh, and five, and she's in bronze,

[00:46:42] it's more beneficial to literally just give her

[00:46:44] a copper five account,

[00:46:46] because she's gonna be in the trenches anyways,

[00:46:48] and then just gonna learn what actual ranked environments

[00:46:51] is like, rather than whatever she did.

[00:46:54] Because casual is not gonna prepare you for ranked at all.

[00:46:58] In casual, there's no spawn peaking.

[00:47:00] In casual, you have a teammate leave every round.

[00:47:02] Like it's just, it's a joke.

[00:47:04] It's a fucking joke and evades.

[00:47:08] Teddy KGB from Rounders reference.

[00:47:11] Manifolding the in-game economy.

[00:47:13] Exploiting bugs or patterns in the in-game economy.

[00:47:18] What does this one mean, chat? What does this mean? Like, what does that one mean?

[00:47:28] Do you stop complaining about stream sniping when it doesn't affect you? You're not that popular. Oh my god, it's Carter. Carter, Carter, Carter, get the fuck out. Carter, it's been a peaceful, THIRD time.

[00:47:47] peaceful three months without you in here.

[00:47:52] Carter, it's been a peaceful three months without you in here,

[00:47:55] man.

[00:48:02] Like marketplace, but what are you?

[00:48:04] Yo, Carter's back, bro.

[00:48:06] Carter's back.

[00:48:08] Wait, Carter typed a bunch of messages today.

[00:48:12] Jinxie, do you ever be scrolling feet finder?

[00:48:15] Wow, this stream snapping rule will help me out a lot.

[00:48:19] Jinxy, can we get a foot cam?

[00:48:21] Jinxy, strip and twerk.

[00:48:25] Alright.

[00:48:30] Carter, welcome back to the channel, bro.

[00:48:32] How do you get a bottle of water?

[00:48:33] Carter, what has it been like, months, bro?

[00:48:36] How do you get a bottle of water?

[00:48:40] Bottle of water.

[00:48:45] It is with a heavy heart that I informed the chat.

[00:49:13] Carter has returned I haven't seen Carter typing this chat in I'm not even

[00:49:21] kidding months bro I haven't seen Carter typing this chat in months and the whole

[00:49:26] chat spamming W's all right well chat spamming W's okay unauthorized

[00:49:33] transactions buying or selling in-game currency you know I feel like I don't know

[00:49:39] Oh, this is like the best update ever.

[00:49:43] Bro, I feel like they've known these problems for so long

[00:49:46] and maybe they like, maybe they've fired someone

[00:49:49] or hired someone.

[00:49:52] But I feel like this is the first time

[00:49:53] where they're like, they're doing everything all at once.

[00:49:59] Promoting forbidden services, blah, blah, blah.

[00:50:02] Improximation, wait, what?

[00:50:05] Pretending to be a developer, Ubisoft staff,

[00:50:08] Moderator content creator or pro player

[00:50:12] So wait if you pretend to be me you get panned why?

[00:50:17] That's a little OD. Okay, but I like

[00:50:23] Yeah, you know what though bro, let me be honest

[00:50:27] Ubisoft I'm just gonna give you all a bunch of W's man. That is

[00:50:31] Ubisoft y'all have been cooking this year

[00:50:34] 2026 y'all been cooking chat. Why don't we look at rainbow 60s steam charts? Shall we?

[00:50:43] And like why don't we look at rainbow 60s steam charts guys?

[00:50:53] 100,000 peak players 75,000 peak players 100,000 peak players average players

[00:51:04] Bro, look at this, bro.

[00:51:06] It was down, dude, at the end of 2025,

[00:51:10] it was at 35,000, 31,000, 39,000, 46,000.

[00:51:16] It had four shit months in a row.

[00:51:18] Not sure I remember, this doesn't count console players,

[00:51:20] by the way, but it had four bad months in a row.

[00:51:23] And look, man, they started doing the good updates, 2026,

[00:51:26] boom, 54,072, 64, 60, 62, 51, 52, I think,

[00:51:34] I think, bro, in this update with these fucking rolling out,

[00:51:41] there's gonna be an even bigger boost.

[00:51:44] There's gonna be an even bigger boost, bro.

[00:51:46] And next season has a legend rank.

[00:51:53] So I'm gonna be legend, bro.

[00:51:54] I'll be legend.

[00:51:55] Now, bro, I was, what was I taught?

[00:51:57] I was yapping about something else

[00:51:58] and I forgot completely.

[00:52:02] We're gonna get diamond today, bro.

[00:52:04] Guys, what was I yapping about?

[00:52:06] Oh, okay.

[00:52:09] August 11th, 2V2 Creator R6 Tournament

[00:52:11] with the Alpha Pack Twitch Drops special announcement

[00:52:15] coming with Alpha Pack soon.

[00:52:16] Can't leak it yet, but it is cool.

[00:52:19] I'm allowed to say it's cool.

[00:52:22] August 12th is probably gonna be the last of us,

[00:52:24] part one and two.

[00:52:26] Chained together, I still need a date

[00:52:29] and a location from Los Portos.

[00:52:31] Me and Ron will be there in a second.

[00:52:33] August 19th is probably going to be Fortnite tournament.

[00:52:39] Not all those dates are 100%.

[00:52:40] The only date that's 100%, August 11th is the R6 tournament.

[00:52:44] That's 100%.

[00:52:45] And I already have 13 of the 16 streamers.

[00:52:48] And that'll be pick.

[00:52:50] But yes, bro.

[00:52:54] Oh, I was going to check FNCS.

[00:52:57] I was going to check FNCS.

[00:52:59] That's what I was going to check.

[00:52:59] You guys are right.

[00:53:01] I, unfortunately I missed FNCS because it was the same exact dates as Surrogate, which was unlucky.

[00:53:09] But let's see who won.

[00:53:11] FNCS, Fortnite events, NA Central.

[00:53:16] Okay, this is last chance finals.

[00:53:20] Chad, where do I go? Right here.

[00:53:22] FNCS major two finals.

[00:53:28] Acorn and Boltz won.

[00:53:31] Acorn in bolts one, cold and ritual got second, Goongers and Vino got third, Higgs and Curve

[00:53:40] got four, Muzz and Ryze, where did Pete go?

[00:53:43] Kingling and Craze went six, Pean Puyo dropped to seven.

[00:53:49] They were one at one point, Josh and Yamzo, eight, Golden Ozone, nine, Klickswrap in ten,

[00:53:57] They got a hundred thousand dollars?

[00:54:03] What the fuck, 50k each?

[00:54:08] Dude, oh my god.

[00:54:16] Wow chat.

[00:54:18] Wow chat.

[00:54:23] got 10th, Pete dropped to 7th, Acorn and Boltz got, dude, cold and ritual got second. Bro,

[00:54:30] they got first by 30 points. Damn, dude. Damn, dude. So, Chad Klicks is still searching for the win.

[00:54:42] Hey, Chad, here's my question. Win is global because I'm not missing that. I did the exact

[00:54:49] Data that like now

[00:54:51] FNCS

[00:54:52] Globals, that's what I want to watch. I want to watch a fucking land. I've not watched a fortnight land live

[00:55:00] Since World Cup and that was cinema. Oh

[00:55:03] My god, it's my birthday. I remember

[00:55:06] Oh, it's my birthday. That's perfect. I'll be home. I'll be home. It's in Belgium probably early

[00:55:13] Yeah, I'm I'm I'm watching that two million dollar prize. Holy shit

[00:55:23] Yeah, we got to watch that chat lot

[00:55:26] Bro, and I think RLCS worlds is like right dude. Hold on chat. I've never talked about this with high-vives

[00:55:31] I think RLCS worlds is literally like five days before this. I'm not even kidding

[00:55:36] Yep, RLCS Worlds ends on the 20th and then Globals is, dude, we're going to have a week of cinema.

[00:55:46] RLCS Worlds in Texas and then Globals in Belgium.

[00:55:53] Chat, we're going to watch Party This and This, but that's in

[00:55:59] September. Yo, that's low-key coming up. Bro, that's in a month. That's in a month, chats.

[00:56:06] It'sbrainginsight.com DEGENERATION OF WASER WITH THE 25 GIFTED SUBZ.

[00:56:12] sheyo, generation of waverage, it's turning on gifted man!

[00:56:16] generation of love you, now chat.

[00:56:19] WE GOTTA PING A RIDD.

[00:56:23] As y'all know, this guy is a goaded YouTuber, his channel name is Golf Cart, he makes documentaries

[00:56:31] on streamers and he's made one on literally every streamer, but he never did one on Joe

[00:56:37] Bart.

[00:56:39] And it's perfect timing because I literally met Joe yesterday.

[00:56:41] So let's watch this.

[00:56:42] Or two days now.

[00:56:43] You know what the most important part of any live stream is?

[00:56:46] And Joe has an interesting story, bro.

[00:56:49] the chat. Every night thousands of viewers pour into their favorite streamers chat.

[00:56:54] Hey that was me! That was me!

[00:56:57] Chat! Chat!

[00:56:58] Together they decide what games get played.

[00:57:00] You got this!

[00:57:01] What game?

[00:57:02] Videos get watched.

[00:57:03] Sorry that's my favorite speak live of all time.

[00:57:05] Streamers should keep them entertained and get paid.

[00:57:07] That goes me again. Did you see me?

[00:57:10] It sounds pretty easy right? Just give the chat.

[00:57:13] Golf cart makes insanely good videos bro. Like he's the goat.

[00:57:17] The problem is, chat never wants just one thing.

[00:57:20] There's thousands of people all asking for something different and no matter what you

[00:57:23] do, someone's unhappy.

[00:57:24] Wait, I want to read what my chat said, just at a random second.

[00:57:28] No matter what you do, someone's unhappy.

[00:57:31] I want to read like what my chat, this is my last pause, I swear.

[00:57:35] It's just one thing.

[00:57:36] There's thousands of people all-

[00:57:38] L Karen CTE L Complainer, you are fucking horrid.

[00:57:44] JXY play R6 mobile.

[00:57:46] I mean bro, this is a random, this is a random like, captured image. Like, yo, this is just my chat at any given time.

[00:57:55] This CTE mode is gonna drive me insane.

[00:57:58] All asking for something different, and no matter what you do, some of them happen.

[00:58:03] The biggest streamers learn to follow the majority and keep the party moving.

[00:58:06] Because stopping everything for one and a half viewer is the cardinal's set of streaming.

[00:58:10] You don't leave 10-

[00:58:11] Yeah, but bro, here's what I think.

[00:58:13] I think as a streamer, you should definitely 100,000% listen to your chat, but like you

[00:58:21] also should play games that you genuinely enjoy playing because at the end of the day,

[00:58:28] your actual chat and your community like just wants to see you happy.

[00:58:33] Like they want to see you having a good time.

[00:58:34] So play a game that you enjoy playing like don't ever force yourself to play a game because

[00:58:40] If you force yourself to play a game, you're not going to have your whole heart into it,

[00:58:44] and it's not going to be good.

[00:58:45] It's not going to be good.

[00:58:46] So listen to your chat, but also listen to yourself.

[00:58:49] A thousand people hanging over a single name in the chat.

[00:58:53] But what happens when the needs of the one are a matter of life and death?

[00:58:57] My girlfriend of three years took her own life in November of 2025, losing my best friend

[00:59:00] and person I love most in the world.

[00:59:02] I'm feeling like my life is no longer worth living, and I've been falling into a bad

[00:59:04] habit of drug addiction leading me to some MBA in December.

[00:59:07] I don't want to be here anymore.

[00:59:09] This is Joe Bartolozzi, and he's one of the only streamers that stops everything when

[00:59:13] someone needs help.

[00:59:14] If a chatter of mine is coming into my chat saying they're suicidal, I am first and foremost

[00:59:18] going to read their message.

[00:59:19] But when you do this, when you make yourself the person people turn to with their lowest,

[00:59:23] you're also now the one who has to carry the weight of it.

[00:59:26] Because now you're surrounded by darkness.

[00:59:31] Today I decided to end everything, got a shotgun, can't find an enemy to love myself.

[00:59:35] Now you're giving away pieces of yourself to everyone around you.

[00:59:38] are genuinely asking me to fix their problems? I can't.

[00:59:42] Now it feels like the whole world is on your shoulders.

[00:59:45] Now I'm going!

[00:59:45] Oh, if I stop posting, people are gonna start-

[00:59:47] I'm gonna keep myself.

[00:59:48] That's a heavy weight to pick up, and we wanna know why.

[00:59:50] Who is Joe Bartolozzi, and why do you care so deeply

[00:59:54] about some of the things that you do?

[00:59:56] Um, would you- Yeah.

[00:59:57] Maybe a little-

[00:59:57] Oh, they interviewed him in this video?

[00:59:59] Bro, this video's gonna be so good, oh my god.

[01:00:02] For 1030 in the morning?

[01:00:04] But, nah, it's alright.

[01:00:05] Joe Bottamosi was born on Fendham.

[01:00:09] YONG JOW! YONG JOW!

[01:00:13] 2006, 2002, and grew up in Southern New Jersey.

[01:00:16] Dude, so many streamers are from New Jersey.

[01:00:20] Los Ron Max Joe, and I'm sure I'm forgetting multiple others.

[01:00:25] Joe wasn't the kid you'd pick to become famous on one.

[01:00:28] He was the small quiet kid, the one getting picked last for everything.

[01:00:31] I had the lanky kid that didn't really know how to control his body, so that's why I was picked last.

[01:00:37] But by high school, things started turning around.

[01:00:39] He hit his growth spurt, got into lifting, and went from being the kid nobody picked to a legitimate athlete.

[01:00:44] Oh, fuck!

[01:00:46] So, by 2019, Joe's a track athlete.

[01:00:49] Yo, hurdles are terrifying, dude.

[01:00:51] I just, I feel like if you mess up, it's just, you get injured so much.

[01:00:55] The prep school in New Jersey, working part-time in a GNC, heading towards a conclusion in the life.

[01:01:00] Holy jawline. Okay, this is my last pause, but holy jawline, bro.

[01:01:07] And then a Chinese tech company bought a dying lip syncing app.

[01:01:11] TikTok is the latest app to capture the attention of teens and young adults across the world.

[01:01:16] A Chinese company called streaming, like streaming was still a thing before TikTok,

[01:01:21] but TikTok and Fortnite literally made streaming gigantic. Like if it wasn't for TikTok,

[01:01:29] Like how would you even find new people?

[01:01:31] But you honestly just wouldn't because Twitch's discoverability is literally impossible

[01:01:37] But you cannot get discovered on twitch. You have to get discovered on tiktok. I guess the only way

[01:01:42] I danced bought the relatively dead app musically they gutted it rebranded it and on august 2nd 2018 tiktok officially hit the app store

[01:01:49] tiktok tiktok now early on tiktok was mostly just the same creators who came over from musically

[01:01:54] Bro, it is kind of crazy to think that TikTok was literally just a music platform in like

[01:02:00] the early days.

[01:02:01] Like, and then like musically, musically it was just music and then Vine was like funny

[01:02:08] videos but Vine, if I remember correctly, it had to be like 7 seconds, Matt?

[01:02:13] Was it 7 seconds or something?

[01:02:16] Dude, it's just cool to see that TikTok, you can post anything.

[01:02:19] Like, you can literally post anything.

[01:02:21] So all of those cringey lip sync videos and the reputation they came with them carried

[01:02:25] straight over.

[01:02:26] Going through your parents' divorces more fun than going through TikTok.

[01:02:29] For a while there, TikTok as a whole was pretty cringy.

[01:02:31] Yeah, I used to get made fun of.

[01:02:33] But even with that reputation, Joe figured he'd try it anyway.

[01:02:36] He posted his first TikTok in December of 2019 and it got a few hundred likes.

[01:02:40] Which is nothing crazy, but it was enough to make him post another one.

[01:02:43] And another one.

[01:02:44] And he just kept going.

[01:02:46] Within a few months, he went from pointing a text on the screen to actually talking,

[01:02:50] Granting straight to the camera about whatever stupid thing pissed him off that day.

[01:02:53] There's no looking left or right in the urinal at all times.

[01:02:56] This is where Joe carved out his lane.

[01:02:58] He became the loud guy in the beanie who'd yell about people who drink sparkling water

[01:03:02] or crash out over some sh-

[01:03:03] I remember this and he would do all the videos in the headphones and he would like talk into

[01:03:07] the speaker of it.

[01:03:09] Bro, that was like 20, I mean 2020, 2021?

[01:03:14] The IYT story.

[01:03:15] The Tossy Butt!

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[01:03:18] By the time COVID hit, TikTok was becoming a mainstream platform.

[01:03:21] Suddenly, TikTokers were performing NBA halftime shows or hanging with the Kardashians.

[01:03:25] I mean, the D'Amelios were dropping a reality show on Hulu.

[01:03:28] It was the biggest app in the world and Joe had gotten in early.

[01:03:31] Six-Mont Chat, sorry for picking my nose.

[01:03:33] I don't know why I just did that.

[01:03:34] I'm really sorry.

[01:03:35] I don't have to finish the books.

[01:03:36] The booger's like half hanging out.

[01:03:38] After you started posting, if I'm not mistaken,

[01:03:41] you had over a million followers on TikTok.

[01:03:42] 20-20 ticks off, you could literally post anything, and if it got any amount of views,

[01:03:50] cash the people that saw it would follow you.

[01:03:53] So now you've got a teenage guy, fresh out of high school with millions of people watching

[01:03:56] his every move.

[01:03:59] But what do you think this does to a person?

[01:04:01] It's not the same guys as like a Disney star, right?

[01:04:05] Because I was nowhere near that level, but it's just the idea of like, I was a teenager

[01:04:11] that's getting clout, and I think 99% of the time, that's bad.

[01:04:17] And Joe was no exception. All of those views, all that attention that comes with internet fame,

[01:04:21] it went straight to his head.

[01:04:23] I went from being a really insecure, it was like two polar opposites, right, and I had to find the

[01:04:28] medium. Like I used to be really insecure when I was in like middle school or early high school,

[01:04:32] to a point where like I started working out, I started doing this, and then it went like full

[01:04:37] flop to like narcissism. And so it was like an obsession with myself because of insecurity

[01:04:43] that then inflated my ego to the point where I'm like, oh, I'm awesome.

[01:04:46] And you can see it in the content from that era. The captions, the attitude, the way that he carried

[01:04:51] himself. So this is my proposal for any woman out there that would like to participate in the

[01:04:55] holiday but don't have anybody to give her a system. National SUH. Oh, I'm here. This is the

[01:05:01] the version of Joe that Joe doesn't like. That person in that facade I had to do to

[01:05:05] create that character actually became me for a short period of time and I hated it. But

[01:05:10] as much as Joe hates this version of himself, he also kind of owes everything to him. Because

[01:05:15] that ego is what gave him the confidence and drive to start making bigger swings in it.

[01:05:18] Yeah bro and it's like dude then you see somebody because people are like oh, LaMunia

[01:05:24] Mall has a huge ego. It's like dude, when this guy was 16 years old, he was like probably

[01:05:30] top 20 most famous people in the world. Like, it's obviously going to go to his head a little bit.

[01:05:35] He's 16. Like, he's literally 16 and he's one of the top 20 most famous people in the world.

[01:05:41] His career. And when you're building yourself from the ground up, those two things can be

[01:05:45] the difference between success and failure. You see, everyone wants to start their own thing

[01:05:49] until they realize how much work starting actually takes. Building your website, setting up payments,

[01:05:54] I think this is an ad. Hold up. Yep.

[01:05:57] He's constantly rolling.

[01:06:01] But now back to Joe in the business.

[01:06:02] He was just starting to build.

[01:06:03] It started with diversifying his audience

[01:06:05] because unlike YouTube or Twitch,

[01:06:07] your follower account is kind of the empty on TikTok.

[01:06:09] You can have a million followers on there.

[01:06:11] Yeah, like I think.

[01:06:14] If some like, I think it's more impressive

[01:06:16] if somebody has like 100,000 YouTube subscribers

[01:06:19] than like a million TikTok followers

[01:06:21] Because TikTok, like, you can try to like a video and then, like, literally just accidentally

[01:06:26] follow someone and then, like, meh, keep scrolling into the next video.

[01:06:30] Like, I don't know, TikTok followers and, like, a lot of it's, like, bots and stuff.

[01:06:34] Like, I don't know.

[01:06:35] TikTok followers are, like, the most inflated.

[01:06:37] No money.

[01:06:38] Because the platform simply doesn't pay its creators anything worthwhile.

[01:06:42] Like, I was probably making, like, what, 10K a year?

[01:06:45] I was making less than minimum wage.

[01:06:47] So in the summer of 2020, just before starting his freshman year of college, Joe announced

[01:06:52] his first ever Twitch stream.

[01:06:53] I'm going to start streaming video games on Twitch in the day or two.

[01:06:56] He's starting moving viewers from TikTok to Twitch, where he'd stream games like Rocket

[01:06:59] League and Fog.

[01:07:00] What?

[01:07:01] Joe streamed Rocket League in 2020.

[01:07:05] Are you kidding me?

[01:07:07] Guys.

[01:07:08] Oh, I got it!

[01:07:09] I got it!

[01:07:10] Then he'd take the best moments from those streams and post them to YouTube.

[01:07:12] By fall of that year, Joe was juggling multiple TikTok uploads today, streaming on Twitch,

[01:07:17] Making YouTube content, all while managing his classwork in college.

[01:07:20] What was the schedule like in college?

[01:07:22] There's so much going on. How did you manage that?

[01:07:25] It was a lot.

[01:07:26] Like, balancing, streaming, and college suck.

[01:07:30] But it was so doable.

[01:07:32] And I hate when streamers say,

[01:07:34] oh, I really needed to drop out to pursue streaming.

[01:07:37] Like, get the-

[01:07:38] Yeah.

[01:07:38] That's the worst mindset ever, too.

[01:07:40] Like, that's the work.

[01:07:42] Or like, people would be like,

[01:07:43] oh, should I quit my job to stream?

[01:07:45] Like, dude, no.

[01:07:47] God, no.

[01:07:48] Out of here.

[01:07:48] I was growing and in college.

[01:07:51] Bro, realistically to stream effectively,

[01:07:55] because some people just stream aimlessly.

[01:07:57] They'll stream for 12 hours, and they'll play at Fortnite,

[01:08:02] and they won't have a face cam.

[01:08:04] And they'll say five words every hour.

[01:08:06] That's just pointless.

[01:08:08] To stream effectively, you should probably stream

[01:08:10] three to four hours a day, if you can.

[01:08:13] Even two hours is fine.

[01:08:15] and just try to like clip your best moments

[01:08:18] and then just put them out on TikTok

[01:08:19] and just see what happens.

[01:08:21] But you shouldn't drop out of school

[01:08:22] or quit a job to stream.

[01:08:24] That's just like putting way too much pressure on yourself.

[01:08:26] The entire time.

[01:08:28] Thank you for three million followers.

[01:08:30] See, I was lucky because like streaming started working out

[01:08:32] when I was still in high school.

[01:08:34] So like I was like, it was like COVID and I was 18.

[01:08:38] And that was when I was making like,

[01:08:39] it wasn't even like a living,

[01:08:41] but like I was making enough money

[01:08:43] to where I could pay my mom rent.

[01:08:45] Like I was making like probably like a couple hundred bucks

[01:08:50] a month and then I started making like 800 bucks a month

[01:08:53] and then like half of my money would go

[01:08:55] to paying my mom rent and then the other half

[01:08:57] would just go to literally DoorDash.

[01:09:00] Like, or my setup, that was it.

[01:09:02] But I was happy as shit, bro,

[01:09:04] because that's all I wanted to do.

[01:09:05] I'm getting power.

[01:09:07] By December, Joe approved 5 million followers on TikTok

[01:09:09] and just a few months after his first stream,

[01:09:11] Joe was pulling in nearly a thousand average viewers on Twitch.

[01:09:16] Like, I was so obsessed with her performance.

[01:09:21] Joe was constantly studying social media,

[01:09:24] trying to understand what made videos pop,

[01:09:25] what people responded to, and why certain videos failed.

[01:09:28] That confidence had turned into a full run of session.

[01:09:30] But because of it, Joe was starting to not let the person he saw be moved.

[01:09:35] I'm trying to map out where the ego kind of starts to disappear versus...

[01:09:39] Like, was there a low point, a moment where you're like,

[01:09:42] holy sh**, I gotta change?

[01:09:44] Yeah, I don't really, I don't think there was like an aha.

[01:09:49] Right? It wasn't like a light switch flip.

[01:09:52] It was more over the span of like a six month period

[01:09:56] where I was like, I'm kind of being a dickhead.

[01:10:01] Coupled with a variety of things.

[01:10:04] So I don't know if you can include this in the video.

[01:10:06] That's up to you.

[01:10:07] Um, I tripped on mushrooms for the first time, like, and I hate when people talk about, like, that being a, like, a genuine changing factor in their life, because it's like, I'm so scared of doing that, I'm never gonna do that, Chad.

[01:10:20] Like, okay, cornball, like, that's what made you, you know, really have that light switch, but I think it was like, it was a part of it, you know, like, it removed the grooves of life that I have gotten into, and it made me reset to a point where I had to kind of look in myself.

[01:10:36] A lot of the people that I knew in philosophy classes as well were sharing ideas that you know

[01:10:42] I may have heard but not resonated or understood fully. It was so much like wow. I'm gonna die one day. I

[01:10:50] Should kind of treat people in a way. That's like this is our only life and I accredit my viewers a lot

[01:10:58] Because in that time pair social relationships built a little bit, which is bad

[01:11:02] But at the same time there were people coming to me for the first time going I want to myself

[01:11:10] You are chatting to your last year because you're I'm ending it all

[01:11:16] If there was a moment of like lock-in it was that what happened one of my subs just said he's a self dude

[01:11:24] Do you need help?

[01:11:26] Because I was going yeah, even though I'm 19

[01:11:29] I mean, you know, there are people that actually look up to me in a way that's like, I need

[01:11:37] to be better.

[01:11:38] Life is the best thing that will ever happen, no matter how bad it can get.

[01:11:45] Life is amazing.

[01:11:46] Now, put yourself in that chair for a second.

[01:11:48] You're 19 years old.

[01:11:49] You started streaming to play video games, to have fun and make people laugh, and somebody

[01:11:53] you've never met just told you they're planning their own death.

[01:11:56] And out of everyone in their life, they picked you to tell.

[01:11:58] I feel like no one cares and I want to end it all, I have a date planned so you'll probably

[01:12:02] never see me again.

[01:12:03] I want to say you make me laugh a lot.

[01:12:04] I'm going to stuff October 2nd and no one will remember me."

[01:12:07] And this kept happening.

[01:12:08] Joe would go live, and sooner or later, somebody would show up in a gentlemen crisis, typing

[01:12:12] their darkest thoughts into a twitch chat.

[01:12:13] Joe would be a mood killer, I just want to say my family basically bullies me every day

[01:12:17] and I can't get them to stop.

[01:12:18] I've been thinking about suicide a lot.

[01:12:20] When Joe first started getting these messages from Chatters, his initial response was the

[01:12:24] same as anyone with the hearts would be.

[01:12:26] He wanted to help.

[01:12:27] on stream and off of it, Joe took the time to talk with those viewers, getting to know

[01:12:30] them on a personal level and giving them real advice just like you would with a friend.

[01:12:34] You guys mean more to me if you need help with something like that.

[01:12:39] I can try my best.

[01:12:41] So that's why I'm kind of chilling or pausing the stream for the last 15 minutes to talk

[01:12:45] about this because that's important.

[01:12:48] But there's a harsh reality that all streamers have to learn eventually.

[01:12:51] Your viewers aren't your friends.

[01:12:53] They can't be.

[01:12:54] I have had probably 20 people come to be about themselves, like, on live.

[01:12:59] The first two times it's happened, I have tried to, like, help them, and it just ended

[01:13:03] badly in terms of them getting parasocial towards me and the non-stop coming to me."

[01:13:08] You see, the relationship between a streamer and a viewer is way more complicated than

[01:13:12] a normal friendship.

[01:13:13] When you spend hours watching someone through his screen, day after day, your brain starts

[01:13:17] doing something weird.

[01:13:18] You pick up their sense of humor.

[01:13:19] You learn their opinions, their moods, what makes them laugh and what sets them off.

[01:13:23] You come to know them the way you know a friend, except they have no idea you even exist.

[01:13:33] This is what's called a parasocial relationship, and it can be a dangerous thing.

[01:13:37] Now a scary home invasion has three masked intruders with guns grab a popular influencer

[01:13:42] by the hair demanding money.

[01:13:44] Three guys came into my room, turned all the lights on, and then they had the gun pointed

[01:13:48] at me.

[01:13:52] Most parasocial relationships don't reach this level.

[01:13:55] There's always a possibility that it can.

[01:13:57] Bro, I don't even think that that's like,

[01:13:59] that's just like a stream sniping robber.

[01:14:04] Bro, I think parasocial is like when someone's like,

[01:14:08] yeah, he's really missing a lot of streams lately.

[01:14:13] I don't know.

[01:14:14] I just don't think he's on his grind anymore.

[01:14:16] Bro, it's fucking,

[01:14:18] it's literally 30% of the tweets

[01:14:21] on Twitter communities and streamers.

[01:14:24] Yeah, I saw he missed a stream for two days.

[01:14:29] Oh my God, he really lost his drive for streaming.

[01:14:32] He didn't stream for two days.

[01:14:35] Oh my God.

[01:14:36] Oh, this guy got a girlfriend?

[01:14:39] Who does he think he is?

[01:14:41] Let me tell him about it.

[01:14:43] Like bro, shut up, shut up, shut up!

[01:14:48] SHUT UP!

[01:14:50] Or Twitch streamers face a terrifying encounter while live streaming along the Santa Monica beer.

[01:14:58] If the streamer leans too far one way, they might come across as uninterested or cold,

[01:15:02] but lean too far the other and viewers can mistake an occasional rune.

[01:15:06] Oh my god, I remember this.

[01:15:08] Apply for friendship.

[01:15:09] Please stop following me. It's getting weird. It's getting strange. I don't know you, okay?

[01:15:12] So please leave me alone.

[01:15:14] Yeah, IRL streaming bro. IRL streaming 101 dude. Like these are the things that happen in IRL streaming.

[01:15:22] Poor things can take a turn for the worst because now that attention can turn into expectation.

[01:15:27] And when the expectation of a response to the next chat isn't met, it can feel less like being ignored by a streamer and more like a betrayal by someone that they thought they knew.

[01:15:35] It's a weird parasocial relationship that forms and you're not even aware that this person is

[01:15:41] forming that typically until they're like about to show up or they do show up. The gap is hard to

[01:15:47] manage, which is why most streamers keep a barrier up around the heavy personal stuff.

[01:15:51] My sissy's down. Let's try let's try and keep it keep it positive. Please don't talk about

[01:15:55] s**t out of my chat please. There's just a man just don't like to hear or talk about you know.

[01:15:59] And you can't really blame them. At the end of the day streamers are supposed to entertain.

[01:16:03] At some point there has to be a boundary between caring about the people watching and becoming

[01:16:07] responsible for everything that they bring into the chat.

[01:16:09] They become too attached to you where they see you as an actual friend that they have.

[01:16:14] So I feel like that is kind of a boundary that you have to set as a streamer,

[01:16:18] but it's hard to gauge where that line is.

[01:16:20] Joe had every reason to draw that same boundary.

[01:16:23] He'd answered the heavy messages, taking conversations off stream,

[01:16:26] and learn what could happen when things become too parasocial.

[01:16:29] The first two times I helped somebody with dude. I've taught I've reached out to some people

[01:16:34] Offstream in like DMs or emails or whatever and like most of the time

[01:16:41] It's really cool, but like sometimes it is like the most psychotic shit ever

[01:16:46] Like the most psychotic shit ever where it's like I wish I never reached out to this person because it's just like you open up a

[01:16:54] a hurricane and you don't think you're just trying to like help and then it ends up turning

[01:17:00] into like, literal psychosis.

[01:17:03] Like old issues they just kept messaging me and then they like got upset when I stopped

[01:17:08] messaging them so it's it's more of a bad issue.

[01:17:11] But mental health meant too much to him.

[01:17:13] Ignoring somebody who might not make it through the night was never a choice he could live

[01:17:16] with.

[01:17:17] After those early mistakes, Joe implemented two important factors that would eliminate

[01:17:21] those odd parasocial dynamics from coming into the picture.

[01:17:24] For starters, he removed any one-on-one interaction.

[01:17:26] All conversations with chatters were strictly held on stream from the Twitch chat.

[01:17:30] I'm prepared to go tired of waiting for things to improve you or my escape, thank you, dude.

[01:17:34] If you're saying you're gonna kill yourself, don't.

[01:17:36] Like, I know this was ten minutes ago, I hope you're still here.

[01:17:40] And second, but most importantly, he made the pivot from trying to be the help himself

[01:17:44] and became the middleman.

[01:17:45] Fine, if you're depressed then you want to come to me for advice.

[01:17:47] But when it comes to the gravity of seeking an expert...

[01:17:51] Yeah, bro, like, I- it's definitely better to reach out to an expert than a fucking streamer. Like...

[01:17:57] Better than seeking Joe Bartoloz.

[01:17:59] Like, what the hell do I know?

[01:18:01] See a Twitch streamer kick-hopper, you know what I mean?

[01:18:04] For those who came into the chat looking for help, Joe was there to give them a few encouraging words and push them in the right direction.

[01:18:09] I've had not-so-good thoughts, if you know what I mean, and listening to your advice and others has helped me, even during those hard times.

[01:18:15] If you ever have thoughts, reach out to somebody, genuinely.

[01:18:17] Go to a therapist psychiatrist, talk to somebody that can help you.

[01:18:20] Um, it's not the answer.

[01:18:23] Like, there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator,

[01:18:26] uh, especially seeing that I don't know the person,

[01:18:29] so that's why I try to do the charity streams

[01:18:31] for, like, you know, 988 or, uh, AFSP or Trevor Project.

[01:18:39] We're doing reactions today.

[01:18:40] And it's a charity stream.

[01:18:43] Uh, we raised $2,700,

[01:18:45] which was matched 3x by the Melinda Pilgates Foundation, uh, so double the chat for that,

[01:18:52] goes through a good call of saving lives. And for a while, this worked pretty well.

[01:18:56] While it seems kind of small, Joe's brief but encouraging words were actually

[01:18:59] making a difference in people's lives. I've been subbed for a year now and I want to say

[01:19:02] thank you for helping me through this past year with having to deal with my grandpa's

[01:19:06] and my own personal problems. You're definitely my favorite top streamer and I hope you never stop.

[01:19:11] But by the time Joe graduated college, things had started to change.

[01:19:16] His viewer count climbed to some of the highest in all of streaming.

[01:19:19] In managing the expectation of that many chatters is a totally different beast.

[01:19:40] With as many viewers watching, Joe found himself caught between two groups that wanted completely

[01:19:44] different things from him, because on one hand, some viewers felt that he wasn't doing

[01:19:48] enough to help.

[01:19:49] I guess even my favorite streamer doesn't care about me.

[01:19:51] Lane comments.

[01:19:53] I have 5,000 people in my stream that are spamming.

[01:19:55] All right.

[01:19:56] Bro, and the other thing is like,

[01:19:59] when you have like, like the more people

[01:20:02] that are chatting in your chat,

[01:20:04] the less you can actually read it is like the other thing.

[01:20:07] Like dude, when I was streaming and I had like 10 viewers,

[01:20:10] like I would not miss a chat for like three weeks straight,

[01:20:13] literally.

[01:20:15] But like once you get into like thousands of viewers,

[01:20:17] like you're gonna miss majority of the messages.

[01:20:19] Like that's just how it is right now.

[01:20:20] I'm also like this comment is just insane.

[01:20:22] Playing a video game.

[01:20:23] And then I don't respond to you

[01:20:24] and you pull this guilt trip here.

[01:20:26] But on the other hand,

[01:20:27] there was a totally different group of viewers

[01:20:29] that were tired of the stream constantly stopping.

[01:20:31] Jesus dude, I like watching your streams,

[01:20:34] but when you go on rants like this,

[01:20:35] that's all you do all the time.

[01:20:37] That's annoying play the game.

[01:20:39] Do me a favor and never watch me again.

[01:20:41] Dude, Joe's rants are the greatest.

[01:20:43] Like bro, Joe's rants are the,

[01:20:47] Like Joe's rants are internet gold.

[01:20:50] When Joe, my favorite dude,

[01:20:52] I watch Joe's videos every night when I go to sleep.

[01:20:55] Most nights when I go to sleep.

[01:20:58] When Joe starts a video and pauses it five seconds in

[01:21:02] and then rambles about something for 20 minutes,

[01:21:04] like that's why I watch Joe's videos.

[01:21:07] That's literally, and I don't know

[01:21:10] why people complain about that.

[01:21:11] Like it is a reaction.

[01:21:12] Like that's why I watch his videos.

[01:21:16] Do me a favor and go fuck yourself."

[01:21:18] No matter what Joe did, someone felt ignored, and the messages were starting to get more

[01:21:22] demanding.

[01:21:23] Early on, people would briefly mention that they were struggling, and Joe would offer

[01:21:26] a few words of encouragement.

[01:21:27] Now they wanted more.

[01:21:39] But the hardest part was figuring out who genuinely needed help, and who was only looking for

[01:21:43] attention.

[01:21:44] Like you can find guidance from a lot of people.

[01:21:47] You can learn from a lot of people

[01:21:48] and people can help you for sure.

[01:21:50] But at the end of the day,

[01:21:51] the only person who can actually fix your problems

[01:21:54] is yourself.

[01:21:55] Like no one can just completely save you.

[01:21:58] Like you have to make that decision yourself.

[01:22:01] And that's life, bro.

[01:22:02] That's how life is.

[01:22:03] How do you balance keeping everybody happy

[01:22:07] and then also sorting through people

[01:22:09] who are just doing it for attention?

[01:22:11] I mean, that's the struggle

[01:22:12] because I'm a suicide prevention advocate,

[01:22:14] that is an avenue that a lot of people use

[01:22:17] to manipulate their way into being noticed

[01:22:19] or speaking to me on street.

[01:22:22] Yeah, let me just say, like, if you are one of those people

[01:22:25] that lies about that or fakes that, that's to get attention,

[01:22:30] that is one of the most disgusting, heinous things

[01:22:33] you could do with your time.

[01:22:35] Because millions of people die every year to that.

[01:22:39] And using that as a way to get attention

[01:22:42] is fucked up like that's just disgusting major dream and I know people I know people do that

[01:22:48] oh yeah if there's 10 chats saying they're suicidal six of them are fake yeah that's insane

[01:22:58] because I do so much mental health advocacy the amount of people that come into my chat and fake

[01:23:02] things was absurd I had one chatter that came in and they say hey I'm the mother of so-and-so

[01:23:10] He took his own life, I just wanted to let you know you were his favorite streamer.

[01:23:13] I'm sorry that he took his his life. I don't really know what to say. I'm sorry.

[01:23:21] I hope you're all right. I'm sorry for the loss of your son.

[01:23:26] Come to find out they come back a month later and they're like my brother type that band is

[01:23:30] locked in. You're the chatter. I knew that bro. I'm banning you man. That's

[01:23:35] and weird as s***.

[01:23:36] This leaves Joe stuck making a decision that's difficult to get right.

[01:23:39] If I'm being honest, I think a large portion of people that come into my chat

[01:23:44] and say stuff that's vital are lying.

[01:23:47] But I have to treat them all as if they're real.

[01:23:51] Yeah, because what if you think someone's lying and they're not?

[01:23:55] Because then I could, on an off chance, not take somebody seriously that is serious,

[01:24:00] and that's the worst thing you could do.

[01:24:02] Ignoring the wrong message could have serious consequences,

[01:24:04] but responding to every message was impossible,

[01:24:07] and the pressure of trying was beginning to wear him down.

[01:24:09] I feel bad, and I've talked about this.

[01:24:11] It's like, I wish I could help, but like sometimes I can't, you know.

[01:24:15] Like there's there's only so much I'm able to do as a creator,

[01:24:19] especially seeing that I don't know the person.

[01:24:21] But there's one message that weighs on Joe the most.

[01:24:24] It's one that he's heard over and over again,

[01:24:26] that for some viewers, he's the only reason that they're still alive.

[01:24:34] You were there when my dad passed, you saved me from ending my own life more than anyone

[01:24:42] should.

[01:24:43] I've realized so much because of you, I can't thank you enough.

[01:24:46] You unknowingly have helped me with a lot.

[01:24:48] My life has gotten a lot better since watching you from your philosophy stuff.

[01:24:51] Never had a favorite Shredder of Time watch your streams, and it kind of saved my life

[01:24:54] no pressure.

[01:24:55] I wanted to save myself, you saved my life.

[01:24:56] I did not save your life, you saved your own life, please get the help you need though.

[01:25:00] If I'm the only reason that you stopped wanting to kill yourself in that moment, you need

[01:25:04] a lot of help outside of just watching my content.

[01:25:07] When you hear some of those stories,

[01:25:09] how big of a toll does that take on you?

[01:25:11] Cause like, I know I've watching through some of their clips,

[01:25:15] talking to people like this,

[01:25:16] all of the chat is asking, who is checking on Joe?

[01:25:19] I, I mean, I'm starting therapy soon.

[01:25:23] I'm not saying it's bad to have my videos

[01:25:26] as like something to fall back on to make you feel happier

[01:25:29] versus like I'm at all your videos

[01:25:31] are the only thing that's keeping me alive.

[01:25:32] Take a second and think about what that actually means for the person receiving it.

[01:25:36] Somebody just told you that your uploads are load-bearing for their existence.

[01:25:40] Don't tell me that.

[01:25:41] Like, I'm glad I'm able to help, man, but like, get help!

[01:25:45] Like, get help!

[01:25:47] Please!

[01:25:48] So, what happens if you take a break?

[01:25:50] What happens if you burn out and quit?

[01:25:52] On some level, Joe now feels like he has to keep posting,

[01:25:55] because somewhere out there, somebody's hanging on by his streaming schedule.

[01:25:58] There'll be people that are like, coming to my chat and they're like,

[01:26:00] Hey, you prevented me from killing myself because I saw one of your videos and it made me laugh.

[01:26:05] On service level, that's great.

[01:26:06] If you're me, now I'm going, oh, if I stop posting, people are going to start killing themselves.

[01:26:11] And beyond the pressure, there's the sheer exposure to darkness.

[01:26:15] Joe's DMs in chat are a constant stream of people's lowest moments.

[01:26:20] And when you're surrounded by that much pain for that long, it eventually starts to get in.

[01:26:24] That's like the one thing is the emotional drain, I guess.

[01:26:29] Like I put um a lot out after every stream Joe sits there for an hour just coming back down from what the job took out of him.

[01:26:39] Like when I'm done stream I get off I literally sit there and like silence for maybe an hour I need like time to decompress just because that is that's what I do bro bro when I get off stream I'm like mute.

[01:26:55] So, the obvious question is, why keep doing it?

[01:27:19] Every other streamer proved you can just let the messages scroll and the career survives.

[01:27:23] could put up the full wall tomorrow and nobody could really blame him.

[01:27:27] I'm not sitting here acting like I'm some role model, but if people are going through

[01:27:30] stuff and I recognize that they're watching my content to help them, that I want them

[01:27:35] to have some sort of guidance of redirection to be better themselves and also better their

[01:27:42] own mental health in a way that's good for them.

[01:27:45] Joe did the math and decided helping people is worth what it costs him.

[01:27:49] I enjoy making people happy more than the other aspects of the job.

[01:27:54] And that's what enables me to deal with this too.

[01:27:57] Like a lot of people are like, oh, push through the negative because you make money.

[01:28:00] I think I pushed through the negative because I can affect people more positively here than

[01:28:05] any other job that I could do.

[01:28:06] Chad, I love Joe, dude.

[01:28:08] God, I love Joe.

[01:28:10] Joe's such a fucking legend.

[01:28:11] I'd possibly be doing.

[01:28:12] But once he's a great video, bro, all this platform could do for people at their lowest,

[01:28:17] Looking away from that stopped being an option he could live with.

[01:28:20] Thank you.

[01:28:21] My mom was diagnosed with cancer about nine months ago.

[01:28:24] Sorry to hear that.

[01:28:25] You will watch your videos and streams.

[01:28:26] We loved your philosophy streams.

[01:28:28] She also majored in philosophy.

[01:28:30] Really?

[01:28:31] A week ago I found out she has two...

[01:28:33] Two more days to live.

[01:28:34] One of the final things we did was watch one of your YouTube videos.

[01:28:38] Your videos remind me of good memories.

[01:28:40] She passed away yesterday and you helped me cope.

[01:28:42] Just wanted to say thank you so much.

[01:28:45] You help more than you'll ever know.

[01:28:47] Damn.

[01:28:48] Oh my God.

[01:28:49] Yo, that's just gonna make me cry.

[01:28:51] Dude, that's fucking sad.

[01:28:55] It's a weird job, dude.

[01:28:57] It's a weird job in social media.

[01:28:59] There's a lot of shit, but it's one of the most fucking deep.

[01:29:03] It's like rewarding experiences.

[01:29:05] Just to be able to be someone to help other people is something that I want to do.

[01:29:10] You have the moneys good.

[01:29:11] Yeah, it's fun to play video games and shit.

[01:29:14] like for a level dude being able to make people's days is like yeah because at

[01:29:23] the end of the day bro like like literally exactly what Joe just said

[01:29:27] money's cool but what actually makes you happy is like purpose and like making

[01:29:34] people's days better and making people laugh because you never know what type of

[01:29:38] shit people are going through it's like the most purpose you can feel it's just

[01:29:42] making people's lives better genuinely what I want to do and I'm glad that I can

[01:29:49] Damn bro golf cart really doesn't miss for I actually got a little emotional at the end there with that message that

[01:29:55] I had a feeling this would be like an emotional video, but that message at the end was fucking deep bro

[01:30:00] That message at the end was really deep

[01:30:03] W Joe W golf cart guys something golf card. He's literally such a legend bro. That was actually a good video man

[01:30:09] I

[01:30:12] Love Joe, I love Joe. I'm glad I met Joe dude and I was waiting for that

[01:30:16] Um, I was waiting for that guy to make a documentary on Joe for like months cuz he made a documentary on everybody else

[01:30:24] Yeah, dude, wow I was I had a feeling that video would be emotional and I I am I didn't like cry or anything

[01:30:33] But that message at the end was like really really sad

[01:30:36] Um, all right chat give me like a minute and then I'm gonna try to hit diamond in siege

[01:30:42] I think I'm like two wins off, but yeah god. I love Joe, and I'm glad I got to meet Joe

[01:30:47] I'm really glad I got to meet Joe. That's one person. I always wanted to me and I never met so

[01:30:51] That was fucking sick, but all right chat

[01:30:55] Now it's time to probably get shit on hi guys. I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't know why the camera went off

[01:30:59] Be every voice

[01:31:06] All right, do you hear a bird chirping or a bug chirping?

[01:31:36] I

[01:31:42] Haven't seen that bug in an hour. I'm gonna hope he despawned. I'm gonna hope the bug just fucking completely despawned

[01:31:52] All right chat, it's time boys lock in man. It's fucking time, dude

[01:31:59] It is fucking time

[01:32:01] We love you bro. I love you guys too much. I wasn't um, I didn't have chat on that whole

[01:32:06] Video because I have my Xbox and my right monitor and I just had the video on my left, but not chat

[01:32:11] I I love you guys the exact same amount

[01:32:14] Chad if it wasn't for you guys, I have no idea what I'll be doing with my life, bro

[01:32:18] Like I owe fucking everything I have to y'all bro literally and watching videos like Joe's video there was it's just like always a good reminder

[01:32:28] even though you guys do troll me a lot I think most of it is just like jokes and

[01:32:36] shit but yeah man that was a great video bro golf cart does not miss actually

[01:32:41] got emotional at the end of that video that last message was like really sad

[01:32:47] yeah I've seen a lot of those clips throughout the years but I have to saw

[01:32:50] that one alright dude I keep on unplugging and plugging back in my

[01:32:57] headset cuz like boys were two wins off diamond boys were two wins off diamond

[01:33:06] like we could we could touch this shit we should lock it I need to have delay

[01:33:10] I'm not getting streams like ooh stream time is to us now but I'm still gonna

[01:33:16] add a delay anyways I'm so good I'm so gonna have delay anyways I need to get

[01:33:22] diamond I'm not taking any fucking chances it's not gonna be along the lake

[01:33:26] because that's the one that we're talking about.

[01:33:45] 25!

[01:33:47] W. Brett in the chat, Brett, they give her the 25, man.

[01:33:51] Carter, what did you type?

[01:33:53] Jinxie, I want you in my walls. Carter, what the fuck does that mean, bro?

[01:33:58] Carter, what the fuck does that mean?

[01:34:00] Why are you not on PC? Because PC has cheaters, bro. Fuck cheaters.

[01:34:04] Listen, man, PC has, like, hackers and shit. Like, I like console.

[01:34:09] Sue me. Slimy pickles, think of it as your one.

[01:34:12] Vote, think of it as your one. Press, think of it as your one.

[01:34:15] It's like, okay, wait, this is not gonna work.

[01:34:18] Okay, I might have to bust out a new headset.

[01:34:21] Siege is literally the only game in the world that I genuinely believe if you're not playing professionally, like if you're a casual player.

[01:34:31] If you're a casual player, Siege is the only game in the world where you actually get a better gaming experience on console because there's no wall hacks and there's no aimbot.

[01:34:41] There's no wall hacks and aimbot.

[01:34:44] Jamesy, you did amazing in the streamer games from Harvey.

[01:34:49] I did okay, bro.

[01:34:50] I could have did better.

[01:34:51] It's all right, Harvey.

[01:34:52] Bro, dude, I did okay.

[01:34:55] I wish I got a couple more saves against Mexico.

[01:34:59] I fucked that up.

[01:35:01] But it's okay.

[01:35:02] It's okay.

[01:35:03] I still had fun.

[01:35:04] It was fun meeting people, too.

[01:35:05] I don't really do stuff like that that often, so it was cool to actually do it.

[01:35:09] And if he does it next year, I'll probably do it again.

[01:35:12] Shout out Ludwig, man.

[01:35:13] That was a sick event, that was a sick event.

[01:35:16] Dude, Ludwig went crazy, Chad, like he had a whole set up.

[01:35:20] Ludwig actually went crazy.

[01:35:24] It's a beautiful world as we in.

[01:35:28] All right, I'm gonna try to like plug this in differently.

[01:35:32] And if it's still, if it's still fucking up then,

[01:35:35] I might have to swap headsets.

[01:35:37] I'm not even kidding, I might have to swap headsets.

[01:35:43] Jinxie is a big one. What does that mean? You should drink and call Lowe's. Nope.

[01:35:49] Guys, you guys notice, bro. Ever since that Lowe's stream, I've been drinking way

[01:35:54] last. Bro, I turned into a drunk monster that night. Never again. Never again.

[01:36:00] Wait, somebody gifted 500 fucking subs? What do you mean? No, post-service

[01:36:07] get to 25. I saw that. I saw that. Oh, Enzo. Oh my God, I almost forgot. Chad is Enzo

[01:36:17] live? Dude, I told Enzo I'd get him tomorrow. Is Enzo live? Yes, I'm a man of my word. I

[01:36:24] owe Enzo 500 subs. Chad, what is his name? Renenzo? Renenzo? Bro, he's not live. Chad,

[01:36:33] Should I gift him now or wait till he's live

[01:36:36] to see his reaction?

[01:36:38] Should I gift him now or wait till he's live?

[01:36:40] What do you guys think?

[01:36:49] I feel like I should wait until he's live.

[01:36:51] When does Enzo normally go live chat?

[01:36:53] Does he go live like opposite schedule to me?

[01:36:57] Okay, I'm gonna wait.

[01:36:58] Chad, I wanna see his reaction.

[01:37:01] Now, Enzo is one of my favorite people I met, bro.

[01:37:03] is funny. All right, chat two wins away from diamond. Come on. Come on. Come on. Two wins

[01:37:13] away boys. Two wins away from diamond in the solo queue. Yo, my head tech keeps this gonna

[01:37:21] be bad. No, no, no. My head tech keeps doing this thing. It's like going silent. I'm doing

[01:37:27] my backup headset. I don't know. I don't know. Chat my head tech is doing this thing where

[01:37:31] it goes like it cuts in and out bro it's my audio messes up and I die because of

[01:37:37] it I'm gonna I'm gonna lose it dang bro so acorn one FNCS but yes Chad that is

[01:37:48] the schedule bro oh wait I don't even know what type of I don't even know what

[01:37:53] type of fucking okay is this a splitter what is this what is this chat is it

[01:37:59] Like an audio splitter?

[01:38:01] It's a beautiful world, that's sweet.

[01:38:18] Dude, I don't know if I have the,

[01:38:20] I don't have the brain cells for this.

[01:38:22] Chat, what is that?

[01:38:23] Wait, why don't I just use this headset with the old cord?

[01:38:27] I don't know, it might be the chords issue though.

[01:38:30] It might be the chords problem.

[01:38:32] I don't know, let me see, let me see.

[01:38:34] Maybe it was the headset.

[01:38:37] Boom, that goes in.

[01:38:38] Yo, this headset's cozy, oh my God.

[01:38:42] Oh, that's all good, that's all good, hold up.

[01:38:45] Oh my God, this is perfect, this is perfect.

[01:38:47] Whatever I just did is perfect.

[01:38:48] Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.

[01:38:53] Nice, guys.

[01:38:54] Oh, I got a new... new skin.

[01:38:58] Membership's drop.

[01:39:00] A new legendary items in your locker?

[01:39:11] What?

[01:39:14] For being a member?

[01:39:19] Yo, what?

[01:39:22] How often do those drop?

[01:39:24] Chat, how often do those drop?

[01:39:31] What?

[01:39:41] That's like fire.

[01:39:42] Guys, that is fucking fire, bro.

[01:39:46] I quit.

[01:39:49] Alright, two wins away from Diamond.

[01:39:53] Come on, man. Two wins off Diamond on the solo queue. If we get Diamond 5, we have a real

[01:40:03] shot at solo to champion this season, boys. On that marathon. Now, I saw some people saying

[01:40:10] if I start at Diamond, it's LeMicci. No, it's not. Because if I start at Copper, I'm literally

[01:40:15] smurfing and I'm going to get banned. Because they said smurfing is officially no longer

[01:40:20] allowed 2026 we saw their blog bro and guys that was like today you have three

[01:40:29] bald spots no oh my god I'm in game chat oh my god I'm in game chat you're the

[01:40:34] Robin Hood of siege what does that even mean all right we're two wins away from

[01:40:40] diamond yo I need everybody to lock in oh my god clips are still not available

[01:40:44] Don't pan Villa! Please don't pan Villa!

[01:40:47] Snowman, no man, no man. Don't pan Villa!

[01:40:49] Dude, no, stop!

[01:40:51] Guys, guys, don't pan Villa! Don't pan Villa!

[01:40:53] Don't pan Villa! Stop!

[01:40:56] That's my favorite map.

[01:40:58] That's my favorite map.

[01:41:05] Dude, Villa's like my favorite map besides Oregon.

[01:41:11] Yo, this headset's loud.

[01:41:13] I don't know if it's like a good loud or a bad loud I don't know if it's like a good loud or a bad loud

[01:41:25] Fun BZ looking to find gifted steps get it in the nature of a funny snitch, huh?

[01:41:31] Do armor rush on helipad spot? Where do you bro? I'm streaming like yo, I have a seven second delay

[01:41:39] I announced that way too early if I fucking a maru rush

[01:41:44] There's gonna be like eight cap can traps barbed wire a vision mine a frost mat and a smoke canister

[01:41:52] Like you got me fucked up, bro

[01:41:58] No, but this is a different headset it's so high-fives the headset that I always get this is not a ad

[01:42:04] I'm not sponsored by this headset

[01:42:06] It's the biodynamic MX, MX, MMX300.

[01:42:12] This is the biodynamic MMX300 Pro.

[01:42:18] It's softer on my head.

[01:42:20] It feels louder, but I don't know if it's like a good loud or like a booming loud.

[01:42:30] We're getting diamonds tonight.

[01:42:31] Because I spawned next to the DJ booth, we're getting diamonds tonight.

[01:42:35] wins boys two wins that's it it's a beautiful word I just wait in need chat

[01:42:44] two wins bro

[01:42:50] should I play Ash who am I feeling like no wait I'm the chitler come on I got

[01:42:59] I can play ash you got this speed. I can play out second play ash come on come on

[01:43:05] Jack come on come on. Come on. What come on? What?

[01:43:09] Jack happens. I got this. I got this. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go

[01:43:17] Brother with somebody's feet and I do have a little bit of a foot fetish down boy

[01:43:22] I'm so rusty guys my aim is bad cuz I was doing athletic things for two days

[01:43:30] you failure you know not to go out in the sun I'm sorry talking hand I'll

[01:43:38] never be in our six champion that's right you loser you never go out in the

[01:43:44] Son ever again you understand?

[01:43:46] Yes, off the hand. Now shit on Goya!

[01:43:49] Yes, off the hand.

[01:43:56] AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[01:44:03] Alright.

[01:44:04] Row and one. All good.

[01:44:06] See, chat? Here's the problem.

[01:44:08] Gotcha. The problem is this.

[01:44:10] If I go out in the sun!

[01:44:13] for two days I'm washed period if I leave my room for two days I'm washed I

[01:44:22] need to be on siege every day to reach top top form shout it out batting him

[01:44:36] who the fuck is that guy Conor McGregor reference who the fuck is that guy is

[01:44:42] Is that stoppin' on an Emerald 1 account?

[01:44:45] He got two kills on outside teammates with a TCSG?

[01:44:51] One friendly operator remaining.

[01:44:53] Alright, I'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds good as fuck.

[01:44:56] High-fives in the MOBS crashed.

[01:44:57] Warlight in the MOBS crashed.

[01:45:01] High-fives in the MOBS crashed.

[01:45:03] High-fives in the MOBS crashed.

[01:45:12] It's a beautiful world, I speak.

[01:45:15] All friendly for the big one.

[01:45:19] All good luck.

[01:45:42] Boys, you'll be back!

[01:45:46] Boys, you'll be back!

[01:45:48] Where's my camera at?

[01:45:50] What the fuck?!

[01:45:54] What happened? What just happened?

[01:45:56] Where am I at?

[01:45:58] Chatting my back?

[01:46:03] Chatting my back?

[01:46:08] I don't know what's happening.

[01:46:10] My camera will not turn off on!

[01:46:15] Brought it up, what's going on?

[01:46:21] Chad, don't worry, high-fives is on the case.

[01:46:24] Guys, it's like the OG Jinxie 2019, no face cam.

[01:46:28] Guys, this is 2019 before I got to which partner, no face cam.

[01:46:34] Classic, if you know, you know.

[01:46:36] This was around the same era as the bathtub stream.

[01:46:43] Guys, no facecam!

[01:46:45] I could technically goon without you guys knowing it.

[01:46:49] I could literally be gooning or vaping right now and no one would ever know.

[01:46:55] I could literally rip a vape right now and no one would know.

[01:46:59] Chat, I was making breathing noises, I was not vaping, put a sock in it.

[01:47:12] I was making breathing noises, I was not vaping, teal, teal.

[01:47:17] This is a beautiful world, that's way in.

[01:47:23] I like more fate than the views above.

[01:47:26] Hey, have eyes, it's me.

[01:47:28] Take scene, you need to unplug it and refug it.

[01:47:31] Okay, yes sir.

[01:47:32] It's evil right now.

[01:47:34] Yes sir.

[01:47:35] Done, done, done, done.

[01:47:42] Chat, did I just reprobate there?

[01:47:44] We'll never know.

[01:47:46] the world will never know

[01:47:48] do-do-do-do-do do-do-do do-do-do do-do do-do-do

[01:47:51] right, I need a diamond

[01:47:53] can I walk him?

[01:47:56] mom is a broken

[01:48:07] mother in you! Yeah!

[01:48:16] Nice!

[01:48:18] Nice!

[01:48:20] Nice!

[01:48:22] Nice!

[01:48:32] Ooh, tequila!

[01:48:34] I got a bad feeling about it get flanked now. We have a nomad if I get flanked with a nomad that isn't that is

[01:48:56] That is not my job!

[01:48:58] Tricking Josh reference, that is not my job!

[01:49:14] My job is literally to frag out. My job is to frag out.

[01:49:26] What the f**king good job team good job team you got this speed nice okay really good really

[01:49:49] Okay, okay, okay one one there we go

[01:49:54] Apply your foot cream ah mods bad then

[01:49:58] mods bad then

[01:50:01] You did nothing that round yeah, but chat you know what I'm saying sometimes in life

[01:50:09] Just being around is enough chat like me just being with my team is good, bro

[01:50:14] In Bob a special. Okay

[01:50:16] Okay. Okay. Wait till I get to defense.

[01:50:20] Jack, the thing is, I'm still figuring out how to attack this map, but I know how to defend it.

[01:50:26] Once I learn how to attack this map, I'm going to grab it by the nuts.

[01:50:34] Yo, Jack, is it just me, or is your guys' tips more sensitive than your nuts?

[01:50:40] If I touch my tip, I feel it instantly.

[01:50:44] If I touch my nuts, I don't even feel it.

[01:50:47] Like, I don't even feel my nuts, bro.

[01:50:49] I'm not kidding.

[01:50:54] Jinxie, 19-year-old Lameendam all clears 19-year-old Messy.

[01:50:58] Carter, get out of my chat!

[01:51:02] We had a nice three months without you in here, Carter!

[01:51:09] Jinxie, are you circumcised?

[01:51:11] Okay.

[01:51:12] That is a wildly personal question the proper way to ask it in stingsy. Are you hoodie gang or no hoodie gang?

[01:51:18] I'm no hoodie gang, and I'm gonna be honest the tip is a burgundy slash maroon red

[01:51:26] and

[01:51:27] I can only last about

[01:51:30] Four pumps five pumps in a good night

[01:51:33] But I'm just gonna be honest out of a straight cheer there bro

[01:51:37] four pumps of five pumps in a good night, bro

[01:51:42] Did I do the buzzer with you?

[01:51:46] The mission is to locate the...

[01:51:48] We know! All right!

[01:51:50] So Jack, how do you guys know that I last four pumps?

[01:51:54] How?

[01:52:02] That's a sign of just... it's a singular cancer.

[01:52:05] No, it's not.

[01:52:07] We can just tell, dude. All right.

[01:52:09] Setting up a differential breach.

[01:52:11] Jinxie, do you ever receive, uh, mods next question? Mods next question? Mods next question?

[01:52:21] Oh, that's all it's gonna say! We're buying 11 million!

[01:52:26] Chat, I think we're gonna hit 11 million this week, boys, for real.

[01:52:41] Blackbeard, I got you.

[01:52:50] Blackbeard, you got this, please.

[01:52:52] Sorry, I'm sorry.

[01:52:54] Blackbeard, I'm right behind you.

[01:52:56] I won't let you die.

[01:52:58] Blackbeard, I will not let you die.

[01:53:01] No wandering your possession.

[01:53:03] Blackbeard, I'm so sorry!

[01:53:05] Oh my God!

[01:53:06] Blackbeard, I'm so sorry!

[01:53:08] I didn't know she was going to be roaming with a shotgun.

[01:53:40] I'm gonna get flanked I can feel on the tip of my penis

[01:54:14] I'm so watched I'm playing so bad

[01:54:42] It's it's literally it's literally cuz I went outside. I'm not like I'm not even trying to be funny

[01:54:48] It's literally cuz I went outside for two days. I feel like I'm like my hands are like bricks right now

[01:54:55] Why?

[01:54:57] I leave the house!

[01:54:59] Why?

[01:55:03] Why?

[01:55:06] Why?

[01:55:09] It's it's turn left house.

[01:55:10] Oh my God, I feel like everything I do is delayed.

[01:55:12] Everything I do is delayed.

[01:55:16] It's literally because I left the house.

[01:55:17] I'm not trying to be funny.

[01:55:20] It's this is only fucking happening.

[01:55:23] This is only happening because I left my house.

[01:55:28] That is the only reason.

[01:55:43] What is wrong with me?

[01:55:44] Oh, I'm gonna sell.

[01:55:46] No, no, no, relax.

[01:55:47] Win this game, win one more game,

[01:55:49] we're diamond, bada bing, bada boom,

[01:55:51] Gippity bop itty bop, alright.

[01:55:53] Come on, diamond rank 3.0, all solo queue.

[01:55:57] And then I can have Aura.

[01:55:59] And then we're gonna get champion.

[01:56:01] Swag.

[01:56:03] Here's a bomb.

[01:56:09] Ahem.

[01:56:13] Jammer, jammer, jammer, jammer, ploy.

[01:56:17] Jammer, ploy.

[01:56:18] Jammer ready to fight the mate!

[01:56:30] But if there's one thing I know for sure, it's that six inch blade that will lose reception.

[01:56:38] Ten seconds to insertion.

[01:56:40] Jammer ready.

[01:56:41] Jammer into activity.

[01:56:43] Five seconds in counting.

[01:56:45] That's about jammer.

[01:56:46] That's my jammer!

[01:56:50] W Mute!

[01:56:54] It's simple, really.

[01:56:56] The more crutches you have, the easier you are to knock it out.

[01:57:02] But if there's one thing I know for sure,

[01:57:05] it's that six-inch blade of a loose reception.

[01:57:16] Wow, I'm washed.

[01:57:23] He's inside, that's not on me, that's not on me, how is he inside?

[01:57:36] How?

[01:57:37] How?

[01:57:38] How?

[01:57:39] How?

[01:57:40] How?

[01:57:41] When the round I don't care.

[01:57:43] You got this feet.

[01:57:44] When the round I don't care.

[01:57:45] You guys are the goats.

[01:57:48] Like even though I whiffed, I had two people.

[01:57:51] How is he inside?

[01:57:52] How?

[01:57:57] Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down.

[01:58:02] Maybe we see comps, we see comps.

[01:58:15] You got this speed nice

[01:58:30] Yep, yep, yep right there close right close right yep. Yeah

[01:58:37] Yes

[01:58:45] Yes! You beautiful man! If you're 18 years or older, I will suck your tip dry! I will

[01:59:01] Bro you

[01:59:05] Was that a won't be two or one be three

[01:59:08] my god

[01:59:11] Was that a one be two dude, I didn't he wasn't diffusing for a minute. I was getting so scared. I was getting so scared

[01:59:20] It's a beautiful

[01:59:23] All right, actually no one's talking in comes all good the downstairs is my favorite side to hold this my hurts at old

[01:59:28] Jinxy chill. No, let me be self-clear. If you clutch up on my team, like I'm talking 1v3 or more, and you're 18 plus and consensual, I will suck your penis.

[01:59:40] I don't care. Call me a psycho. Yo, if you 1v3, 1v3 or better, I will blow you. You're 18 plus and consensual.

[01:59:49] I thought it was a contentual.

[01:59:52] Your mic's on and boy-

[01:59:53] Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I thought I muted it or swapped back.

[02:00:01] Uh, yeah, okay, whoop, I think I did it right, Trevor's doing it.

[02:00:10] Protect the bombs, protect the bombs!

[02:00:12] See, this is the side I like to hold.

[02:00:16] Guys, if we win this we're one off diamond!

[02:00:20] Eek! Ha ha!

[02:00:22] Time to go!

[02:00:24] Even I in place.

[02:00:31] Jinx you say a character from an anime for an edit.

[02:00:41] Like you're a committee!

[02:00:46] Yeah, come back, please please come back

[02:00:58] A be the good job

[02:01:16] My Ibera is ready to get some stranzos.

[02:01:18] Chad, what is a stranzo?

[02:01:20] Is there anybody Italian?

[02:01:23] Chad, what is a stranzo?

[02:01:30] A bomb has been located by A4.

[02:02:16] friendly operator remaining. But don't you know I'm still standing.

[02:02:56] Ant, what the fuck are you holding? Your only job is to hold yellow? Wait, okay, guys.

[02:03:06] Guys, what do you mean the- Guys! Yo, guys, what up, man? My bad. Everybody alright in

[02:03:12] here? Guys, I think we just need love and positivity. York, take it over to 1k beddies.

[02:03:19] Yerick, take it to 1k betties.

[02:03:22] Jinxie is Joe hotter in person.

[02:03:24] You know, I'm not even kidding.

[02:03:26] At the start of my stream, I literally said, yes, that's one of the first thing I said.

[02:03:31] I knew Joe was sexy, but like, I didn't know Joe was like that sexy.

[02:03:38] Like, I'm, I don't know, but I think I was hard at one point.

[02:03:43] I'm not even kidding.

[02:03:44] I think I was hard.

[02:03:45] Dude, should I go like, um, mazzy?

[02:03:52] But my team's like harassing me.

[02:03:56] Hey, Jynx, DC, just not for you.

[02:04:00] Yeah, Joe's really hot.

[02:04:03] Bro, Joe is hot, bro.

[02:04:05] Joe's like really hot.

[02:04:07] I'm not even kidding.

[02:04:09] Joe's hot.

[02:04:10] And Dottin?

[02:04:11] I think I have a new cross chat.

[02:04:13] Joe Bart. Joe is hot, bro.

[02:04:19] I think my celebrity crush is Joe Bart.

[02:04:25] I'll be locked in.

[02:04:27] You know my teammates are right. I'm not doing good right now.

[02:04:43] Yeah, I saw only pixels back or so bad baby. Yeah, I saw only pixel that's back brown

[02:05:01] Big W big W man. He's gonna be back tomorrow. I think tomorrow morning for me

[02:05:09] Okay.

[02:06:09] I

[02:06:27] Just knows

[02:06:33] Evil seeds mommy man

[02:06:39] bro but like why are we going maestro like why are we going maestro in the

[02:06:53] big two six like bro it's 2026 bro like maestro had his maestro had his his

[02:07:02] heyday in like before brava got had it bro but real shit why are we going

[02:07:10] fucking high stroll like why read the government to one half to one brava

[02:07:16] honestly though I just need to get warm my name is so fucking bad right now but

[02:07:21] the thing is like my show is good but like if they have over five brain cells

[02:07:25] they're just gonna go brava and then hack the maestro and then I can't hold

[02:07:28] yellow I literally couldn't hold the door cuz every time I held the door his

[02:07:32] fucking stupid maestro camels hitting me. Yo, I need three wins, bro. Three wins for

[02:07:40] Diamond. That's literally it. I need three wins for Diamond.

[02:07:50] Have you tried getting better? Yeah, I mean, I can get better.

[02:07:53] I can get better sure but like bro I'm saying my shows an outdated operator

[02:08:01] I'm allowed to make observations I'm allowed I took accountability I said I could have

[02:08:11] played better period I could have played better for sure my shows an outdated

[02:08:15] operator he's going my show it's getting brava hacked I'm just getting shot by a

[02:08:18] My show care. I'd rather you go literally anything but that anything

[02:08:28] It's all good we need three wins for diamond lock in

[02:08:33] How about you play my show broke the thing is I would never play maestro unless like I banned the Bravo that I would play my show

[02:08:42] Yo, can we then?

[02:08:44] Bro can we then layer if I get back to back like no no why would any take?

[02:08:48] Actually banks a good band cuz they're gonna band there they're gonna band there unless those side goes. Oh my

[02:09:10] There it is boys come on

[02:09:13] Come on, I love canal. I love canal people hate on this map

[02:09:17] You want to know why I like canal chat and yo yellow guy with hands up emoji

[02:09:21] I like canal because shotguns are strong on this map bad

[02:09:30] This is a shotgun map period this is a shotgun map bro like this map is built for shotguns, bro

[02:09:38] And I've been oh

[02:09:40] I know

[02:09:43] Brush I go pulse or smoke

[02:09:47] Or mute cardiac. Oh my god. We have barfire

[02:09:56] Guardiacs come on come on come on

[02:09:59] Guardiacs yes, we're deployed. I have to go pulse. I have to go pulse out. Come on. Come on. I don't like that song

[02:10:05] I don't think it bothered him.

[02:10:12] Jinxie does it curve.

[02:10:15] Secure the bombs.

[02:10:18] It's a beautiful world, that's what you're eating.

[02:10:25] Are you asking me if my penis curves?

[02:10:33] I'm not gonna answer that. Slightly to the left, win a rag. Slightly to the left, only win a rag.

[02:10:42] Gathering into him.

[02:10:52] Jamesy, how generous of you to give away Elo. I'm not giving away Elo, I'm busting my ass.

[02:10:58] Just let me get warm, bro. I have to get more warm over here.

[02:11:07] I'm not giving away Hilo, bro. I have to get warm, dude.

[02:11:11] Chill out!

[02:11:12] Gotta see how they're gonna find Brandon. They're gonna find...

[02:11:14] See how they're gonna find...

[02:11:58] I knew we needed barbed wire I knew we needed barbed wire I'm sorry I knew it though that's

[02:12:23] What did I die to of course?

[02:12:26] Darling, at least I got one.

[02:12:28] I got one.

[02:12:29] Brian said, guardie.

[02:12:30] And then just got shot in the back.

[02:12:35] Nice, nice, nice.

[02:12:37] Vamo, Vamo.

[02:12:38] In case there's stream sniping,

[02:12:39] I'm not gonna show my teammates on the spectator feed

[02:12:41] because that's how locked I am.

[02:12:43] Chat, we're gonna hit 11 million this week.

[02:12:47] We're gonna hit 11 million this week.

[02:12:48] Dead ass kittens, dead ass.

[02:12:53] See, the thing is, if my teammates lose this, I won't get mad because they tried their best.

[02:13:05] If my teammates lose this, I won't get mad because they tried their best.

[02:13:10] Reverse psychology, I would have reported them to the FBI if they choked that.

[02:13:14] The way this works is the internet spins in a certain way.

[02:13:17] The world spins in a certain way.

[02:13:20] Positive energy, positive result. Negative energy, negative result. Where you

[02:13:25] look is what you'll find. Let's do this shit. Let's do this shit, man. That's what

[02:13:30] I'm talking about, guys. For real. Guys, positive energy, positive result. Negative

[02:13:36] energy, negative result. Don't believe me? Listen to the Trippy Red song called

[02:13:40] Negative Energy. Then come back to me.

[02:13:43] Like, bro, listen, bro, sorry, you're taking the time.

[02:13:49] Yeah, I shouldn't go pulse again because they're gonna go IQ.

[02:13:55] But I'm such a bad kid.

[02:13:59] Like, who's taking me off pulse, realistically?

[02:14:02] I'm the best pulse ever.

[02:14:04] Now I'm gonna go Mazzy and just have Aura.

[02:14:06] Kill Krazy and give it up.

[02:14:09] Let's take the bottle up.

[02:14:13] Jinxie, you need to go back to having unique attachment skins instead of having one for every weapon.

[02:14:19] You're right, I just do the equip to all button and then I just get too lazy.

[02:14:23] Got an O, I know, the saddest of me.

[02:14:31] Guys with three wins away, come on!

[02:14:34] I got this, but a three wins away, guys.

[02:14:39] shoot these skulls that's a journey for us

[02:14:46] don't join at all! it's a-

[02:14:51] oh jell jell z

[02:14:55] yeah

[02:14:59] gotta prepare if they go

[02:15:02] road if they go iq brava our whole team comp starts

[02:15:07] I'd you Bravo would like Terra Magus

[02:16:07] I got out

[02:16:37] Oh! Muck! How did I get out?!

[02:16:41] One friendly operator remaining.

[02:16:46] Whenable.

[02:16:49] Do you believe in miracles? Cuz I do!

[02:16:52] Oh my god, how did I get out bro I should have just played polls no better you guys

[02:17:18] Go down, ban IQ, let me play polls. Ban IQ. Ban IQ, I'll play polls, I'll kill team. I'll kill whole team.

[02:17:25] Ban IQ, I win game. How did I get out of there?

[02:17:29] Yeah, how did I get out of there? Henry Houdini? Wait, is that not his name?

[02:17:33] His name's Harry Houdini, oh my god.

[02:17:36] Why are we banning Snake? Yo guys, it's not the wrong clear, that's the problem. It's IQ just tracking me down.

[02:17:41] Coen with the 50 gifts in subscribers.

[02:17:56] She doesn't even call me a chap.

[02:17:57] Coen, they give you 50 gifts and I fucking love you bro.

[02:18:00] You're actually the truth man.

[02:18:01] Thank you Coen.

[02:18:02] Wait are they going to go barbed wire?

[02:18:04] Like, if they don't go barbed, I got to go barbed.

[02:18:07] We need barbed.

[02:18:08] I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. It's fantastic. My boobs are plastic

[02:18:19] Chad I'm feeling in my slay era knee out they get a prime

[02:18:26] It's definitely Harry

[02:18:32] What's up, maybe that's a man go out pack cuz I thought his name was Henry Udini

[02:18:38] Guys, I thought it was fucking Henry Houdini.

[02:18:46] When is the R6 Marathon?

[02:18:49] Probably after I hit Diamond.

[02:18:50] I'm not gonna hold you, bro.

[02:18:52] Once I hit Diamond, we're going straight to champ like non-stop after like R6 Tournament

[02:19:00] and Last of Us.

[02:19:07] The R6 Marathon is going to be like a week or two.

[02:19:17] I want to do it on like the last two weeks of the season.

[02:19:37] I think I'm going to get a little bit more of a shot.

[02:19:52] Beat me.

[02:19:55] Fizzing needle candy.

[02:20:02] They know.

[02:20:28] No drum, no yellow ping. Wall bangs the same wall four times.

[02:20:32] Stan still looks at a cinder block wall probably checking another monitor.

[02:20:37] All right, I am going.

[02:20:40] I've never even drawn me like I never even got drawn.

[02:21:03] Alright, I have a 12 second delay now.

[02:21:05] Maybe it should go smoothly now.

[02:21:07] That was the most like disgusting thing I've ever seen.

[02:21:10] No drone, no yellow thing.

[02:21:12] Wall bangs, misses, wall bangs, misses, and then wall bangs again and head chops me.

[02:21:17] BOWER!

[02:21:18] Hi!

[02:21:19] I have a much longer delay now.

[02:21:21] Much longer delay.

[02:21:22] Walk it down, walk it down.

[02:21:26] Somebody swing him, please.

[02:21:28] Nice!

[02:21:29] 2v2.

[02:21:30] I'm gonna hold this cam.

[02:21:34] Alright, I have a much longer delay.

[02:21:37] I mean bro, like maybe he wasn't sniping but like the other round was sus also with the

[02:21:46] five man roam clear so I mean I already know they're sniping but I just have a longer delay

[02:21:50] so we should be good now.

[02:21:52] But these guys don't shoot defaults, these guys are ass.

[02:21:56] He's walking right into it, walking into the can, 15 seconds.

[02:22:01] You got this fate.

[02:22:02] Alright, I have a 12 second delay so I can speck T right now

[02:22:13] Go go go go go go

[02:22:25] What oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

[02:22:29] I'm gonna I'm gonna have an andriza

[02:22:32] I was thinking for the five gifts that yo listen I had a rant about this for an hour yesterday if there are two seconds left on the clock and you hear and you hear no audio they are planting they have to be planting there's nothing else they could be doing

[02:22:50] Jinksy if I was a worm would you still love me Carter what the fuck are you typing Carter

[02:23:01] watch what all white alright have a 12 second delay how much do you want to bet I'm gonna

[02:23:11] start like shitting on people bro chat we're 28,000 follows from 11 million that

[02:23:20] is crazy that isn't saying I think we're gonna hit this week shot badass bro all

[02:23:27] right um no I don't want to go ace I'm gonna go grim I'm gonna play my game I

[02:23:33] have a delay now so I should be I should be being chilling I have a delay I

[02:23:38] I should be chilling.

[02:23:42] Jinxie, when is the foot cam?

[02:23:46] I'm not, I'm not doing a foot cam, bro.

[02:23:49] Yo guys, this is a gaming stream?

[02:23:53] Chad, this is a gaming stream?

[02:23:54] I'm not doing a foot, I'm not doing a foot cam.

[02:23:57] What are you asking for, bro?

[02:23:59] No!

[02:24:02] Yeah, hi guys, what am I starting doing, bro?

[02:24:03] For Ryan, I'm just gonna crank like 10 plus seconds to life.

[02:24:06] drone to locate a bomb. The ads are better than the stream.

[02:24:10] Mara!

[02:24:13] Hey, Jinxy, when is the glute-spreading ASMR stream?

[02:24:18] Mobs, time out the knowing everything for 20 minutes.

[02:24:22] Let them talk one out and then you can come back.

[02:24:27] You want me to do a glute-spreading ASMR stream?

[02:24:31] Rap, think of it in two more.

[02:24:36] And I'll take it back. And I'll take it back.

[02:24:41] Stop talking you annoying blob! Alright! If you don't want me to talk, leave the stream!

[02:24:51] It's a stream! I'm just going to talk!

[02:25:06] Jinxy why am I hard right now? I don't know Carter. Maybe because you're mentally deranged

[02:25:13] Maybe because you're deranged, bro

[02:25:22] I gotta get warm three wins come on

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[02:27:44] the

[02:27:48] death of

[02:27:51] How bad is-

[02:27:57] Yo, yeah, baiting baiting baiting baiting

[02:28:00] Hit that rear nine times to get snucked. I don't get a single headshot. Hit a zombie nine times

[02:28:06] I don't get a single headshot kill vigil

[02:28:09] Say baiting all you want if they I'm seven out. It's a one feed four

[02:28:17] I'm seven out

[02:28:19] It's a what do you want me to do?

[02:28:23] What do you want?

[02:28:24] I'm not a miracle worker.

[02:28:27] Coen with the hundred gifted, they give her to 100 gifted subsc-

[02:28:32] Rrrr.

[02:28:33] Rrrrr.

[02:28:34] Rrrrr.

[02:28:35] Rrrrr.

[02:28:36] Rrrrrrr.

[02:28:37] Rrrrrr.

[02:28:38] Rrrrrrrr.

[02:28:39] Rrrrrrr.

[02:28:40] Rrrrrrrrr.

[02:28:41] Rrrrrrrrr.

[02:28:42] Rrrrrrrrr.

[02:28:43] Rrrrrrrrrrr.

[02:28:44] Rrrrrrrrr.

[02:28:45] Rrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[02:28:46] Rrrrrrrrrrr.

[02:28:47] Rrrrrrrrrrr.

[02:28:48] Rrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[02:28:49] I'm talking about the cold, the W cold.

[02:28:51] All right, bro, it's gone to the high stress game.

[02:28:56] Yeah, baiting, baiting, baiting.

[02:28:57] Yo bro, my head shot at the zombie didn't die.

[02:29:00] Head shot at Fenrir got knocked.

[02:29:02] Like, I need head shots or I can't win.

[02:29:07] Yeah, it's gonna look like I'm baiting

[02:29:08] when I'm seven HP and all my shots are in the body shots.

[02:29:11] Bro, I could have done a triple kill that round.

[02:29:13] Henry, think he's ungifted.

[02:29:15] I need to locate a bomb.

[02:29:16] Henry, think he's ungifted.

[02:29:17] I'm not scared of anything, I'm not having a chance.

[02:29:21] Your drone is down to bomb.

[02:29:35] Alright, they have Malusie, we need to bring a counter for Malusie.

[02:29:39] I'm thinking Flores, I just roll my drones through, and I just destroy everything in my path.

[02:29:47] I'm just gonna I'm playing so sweaty today. Let me go flores and destroy everything

[02:29:52] Jonah with the five gifted W. Jonah

[02:29:59] To have I missed followers or gifted, I'm sorry. I'm just absolutely dialed right now. I need to win this and then I'm too often

[02:30:12] Watch out that is a slit in it

[02:30:18] You never know what it's gonna come through that door. All right, I got a goo mine. Got a goo mine got a goo mine

[02:30:31] Nice want to start

[02:30:36] Why would they not

[02:30:39] Bringso lost why would they not put a malusia like the most

[02:30:43] most important spot for a malusia.

[02:31:13] That's where the Valucias is, where I might be blind.

[02:31:31] There's somebody down here.

[02:32:01] Come on, I'm ready.

[02:32:11] There it is!

[02:32:17] That's how we do it!

[02:32:21] There it is!

[02:32:27] Come on!

[02:32:28] DJ, they're gonna be fine.

[02:32:36] Do you just sit outside every round?

[02:32:38] I'm new.

[02:32:39] You're a one-year sub-pix world.

[02:32:44] Pix world!

[02:32:45] I can see your bad stomachs!

[02:32:50] Jinxie, when will you do the gundathon, mods, band-von?

[02:32:56] That's band-bong.

[02:33:04] You are a masturbator.

[02:33:06] I'm not, I'm not, you're not, okay.

[02:33:11] Rewind, I'm not masturbating.

[02:33:13] I'm playing Flores, which means my job is not allowed

[02:33:18] to start until I use all four of my drones.

[02:33:21] Same as Brava.

[02:33:23] The problem with these young bloods that try to play

[02:33:25] I'm not allowed in the building to use all my drones. That's not forage. SHOULD be played!

[02:33:37] Switch to Franklin. Carson, you're 29 months up. I haven't got on GTA in a week. Carson, fuck off!

[02:33:45] Sending hatred from Los Santos. Who typed that? Who typed that? Who typed that?

[02:33:50] your drone is located at bombs. It's Casper, mods time him.

[02:34:02] Jinxy, I felt lost between work injuries and failing dreams that I've

[02:34:05] chased your streams have always given me something to laugh at when I needed the

[02:34:08] most. Thank you for being you, bro. You have helped me help more people than you

[02:34:11] know. Chris Whackham, thank you for the kind words, man. Love you, bro. You guys

[02:34:15] have helped me in a lot of the ways that you don't know either, bro. So it

[02:34:17] works both ways.

[02:34:20] I need to go grenades so they're not in the jammers

[02:34:28] Yeah, you go grenades so they're not in the jammers

[02:34:43] I always check that non-ten-els I always check that dude

[02:34:50] the

[02:35:03] of

[02:35:10] the

[02:35:13] death

[02:35:16] of

[02:35:23] the

[02:35:32] of

[02:35:42] death

[02:35:47] of

[02:35:52] death

[02:35:57] of

[02:36:04] death

[02:36:06] of

[02:36:11] death

[02:36:13] of

[02:36:15] death

[02:36:17] of

[02:36:19] death

[02:36:21] of

[02:36:26] I'm making the flight.

[02:36:42] Big time players make big time players.

[02:36:48] I'm doing this for you mom!

[02:36:55] That's for you, mom!

[02:36:59] Pizza place, pizza place, come on!

[02:37:06] You find the gap, take the gap, find the gap, take the gap!

[02:37:10] No hesitation, just penetration.

[02:37:13] That's what you gotta do to be the best!

[02:37:18] Vomit, vomit.

[02:37:20] Two wins away from Diamond.

[02:37:22] Lock back in.

[02:37:25] Two wins away from Diamond, lock back in.

[02:37:29] That's a big time fucking play for a big time fucking player.

[02:37:33] Jack, if I come back to a dog shit map, I'm gonna lose it.

[02:37:39] Please man, give me organ, organ and alpapatiddy.

[02:37:42] Organ alpapatiddy, lock!

[02:38:25] Hey!

[02:38:26] But I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.

[02:38:52] We got clubhouse.

[02:38:53] Yes.

[02:38:54] Guys, we got clubhouse.

[02:38:59] Vam.

[02:39:00] Motherfuckers definitely hitting the penjaman.

[02:39:03] Yo bro, let me say one thing.

[02:39:07] I don't smoke.

[02:39:08] I don't vape.

[02:39:09] Do I occasionally drink?

[02:39:11] Yes.

[02:39:12] Am I an alcoholic?

[02:39:13] No.

[02:39:14] All right.

[02:39:15] Guys, oh my god.

[02:39:18] Okay.

[02:39:19] Jack win-win diamond win-win diamond. All we got to do is back to back wins

[02:39:24] I have a 12 second delay the stream's landing to link with can kick rocks 12 second delay. I'm on killable

[02:39:31] It's funny right it's funny right

[02:39:35] I'm three and three Lee. I added 12 second delay, and then I make a game-changing play

[02:39:40] I don't know noticing. No, he's right. He's right snake. They get to drive

[02:39:49] You have smelly breath, okay, that's that's what

[02:40:06] Shitty skulls I tried I tried to predict it

[02:40:13] It was delayed but we did it

[02:40:16] It was delayed, but we did it.

[02:40:20] Shaped his skulls.

[02:40:22] Got a joint.

[02:40:24] Got a joint, man.

[02:40:25] Oh, it's there.

[02:40:56] What?!

[02:40:59] Henry with the 50 gifted.

[02:41:01] Subscribe.

[02:41:09] Showdom in the chat.

[02:41:12] Henry with the 50 gifted.

[02:41:13] Man!

[02:41:16] Yo teammates, anybody got a mic in here?

[02:41:21] Yo teammates, anybody got a mic?

[02:41:23] All good. I'm gonna call it out anyways. Um, outside garage door, Twitch is 30 health,

[02:41:33] by the way. Nice, that switch. It sounds like solid snake outside bottom garage door. Outside

[02:41:39] bottom garage door. He's close. He walked in. Nice. There might be another. I'll let you

[02:41:48] I don't know if I hear another, but I don't think so.

[02:41:52] I'm gonna flip cams.

[02:41:55] You guys are doing great right now.

[02:41:58] You guys are incredible players.

[02:42:14] Colson with the 50 gifted.

[02:42:16] Put the yank of black.

[02:42:18] in my ass

[02:42:24] Sound going outside garage door

[02:42:30] One's outside of bar double outside bar double

[02:42:36] They're running out of time here don't be main breach one's main breach main breach main breach main breach

[02:42:40] Nice! What a shot, kid!

[02:42:49] A zombie, that's a beautiful angle. A zombie, you would never die on this. Beautiful angle.

[02:42:56] Okay, maybe you don't peek it. I'm sorry, I'm scared.

[02:43:00] You've got this, baby.

[02:43:05] Right on my shelf so Henry Henry with the 50 gifted skirt baddie with the 25 gifted what the fuck is going on

[02:43:15] Reach that zombie your spoke

[02:43:19] Sound cold outside the window outside seven those sound close I would know yeah

[02:43:26] Maybe on the roof

[02:43:28] You can't win can't win if you guys don't be equal to you guys the best team ever. I don't you guys great job

[02:43:35] Second

[02:43:37] Time expo I all the beats for the cany boost why not

[02:43:45] Yo Henry with the 50 gifted subs

[02:43:51] Sean is pop titties for the boys

[02:43:55] W Henry in the chat this streamer is really fat, okay?

[02:43:59] Okay.

[02:44:00] Lydden, yo, Lydden, do me a favor.

[02:44:03] There's the exit.

[02:44:05] There's the exit.

[02:44:07] Moist jugs 69 with the follow.

[02:44:13] Guys, I'm excited for this 2v2 tournament, man.

[02:44:19] Yeah, guys, I mean, are you really homies if you're not going to pop a titty for the

[02:44:24] boys?

[02:44:25] I'm always going to pop a titty.

[02:44:28] I

[02:44:32] Got his burped

[02:44:35] Right, I'm going out of my I'm going out of my

[02:44:40] Colton with another 50 gifts it's up

[02:44:46] Showed to be called in the charts cold. Thank you for the gift that you do not have to gift in 10 of the streams

[02:44:51] Bro, love you no matter what kid actually tomorrow

[02:44:53] Yo teammates, does anybody have a mic in here?

[02:45:04] Is this thing on?

[02:45:05] Hey James C, still waiting for the OS!

[02:45:11] I'm not dropping an OS!

[02:45:46] down to five seconds

[02:45:54] Dallin oh

[02:46:46] beat me you fucking coward beat me coward

[02:46:53] coward

[02:47:00] wait why did I call him a coward he actually did it

[02:47:14] Why, why did I call him a chat coward? He actually did it.

[02:47:40] Bro, just drop, drop so I can shit on you!

[02:47:44] Good boy!

[02:47:46] Who's the good boy?

[02:47:51] Who's the good boy?

[02:47:56] Come on!

[02:47:57] Come on, come on, come on, come on!

[02:47:59] Come on!

[02:48:00] There it is!

[02:48:01] Yo, we witness we're one off diamond!

[02:48:06] Come on! There it is! Yo, we win this! We're one-off diamond!

[02:48:14] Shine bright like a diamond.

[02:48:16] In right 3.0, all solo queue with team kills and stream slaps happening.

[02:48:22] Most games.

[02:48:24] 71 win percentage. I mean, come on, bro. It's the truth. It's the truth.

[02:48:29] Hey, JX, you saw you on feet five hundred the other day.

[02:48:33] just want to say it was so nice trading with you also when is that only fans dropping

[02:48:38] links with the 200 bits uh mods remove links from the channel with force

[02:48:43] mods remove links from the channel with force yo links yo links i'm not on feet finder i'm not

[02:48:49] on only fans links do me a favor and put down the alcohol you psychopath

[02:49:03] Jinxie, Loki, you look like Mr. Clean.

[02:49:07] Dude, I've never heard that one, bro.

[02:49:11] I kind of see it, but I don't have a hoop earring.

[02:49:14] Like Mr. Clean has a hoop earring.

[02:49:15] It doesn't make sense, bro.

[02:49:18] It doesn't make sense, bro.

[02:49:23] Mental health is more important to tackle.

[02:49:26] Get your head checked, my gene.

[02:49:29] Are you trying to say that I'm like mentally unstable?

[02:49:35] Are you trying to say I'm mentally unstable?

[02:49:38] Yeah bro, I'm stable!

[02:49:41] Stable right now! No!

[02:49:42] Sue me!

[02:49:56] Reloading! Cover me!

[02:49:57] Reloading! Cover me!

[02:49:59] five seconds and counting

[02:50:01] all four is located upon get ready to engage

[02:50:06] jinx my birthday is tomorrow a happy early birthday to you my

[02:50:12] hold on I gotta handle my light work

[02:50:17] Hold on, I gotta handle my light work.

[02:50:22] I'm a piece of shit, I'm a piece of shit, why did I ever beat?

[02:50:34] Had three different opportunities to run, didn't take any of them.

[02:50:37] Why didn't you run, Jigsie?

[02:50:39] Because I'm an overly aggressive, kill-hungry, Katie thirsty piece of shit who doesn't care

[02:50:42] about winning and wants to only get his Katie up so he can inflate his already inflated

[02:50:47] Ego. Talking hands, you have anything else to say? No, you did good kid. Adam, think

[02:51:00] of it as your one. That actually helped us because they have to the camp. That actually

[02:51:10] helped us 45 come on teammates you got this bait no teammates don't die you know

[02:51:26] what though it's two to one that's not about why am I settling why am I

[02:51:30] settling drop kitchen that's one drop kitchen that's one bottoming one drop

[02:51:38] get you not from bottom end. You try. If you win, oh my god. They're both in sight.

[02:52:00] of them ran to A site. Good try, kid! Good try! You know that was on me.

[02:52:14] Jeff, Loki, I feel like a piece of garbage, bro. I kind of feel like a piece of

[02:52:22] garbage. Jinxy, when is the fuck a fan contest? I'm prepped and ready. I don't

[02:52:28] even want to know what that means. Ricky Zicky of AFLAC get out of the channel. Ricky Zicky

[02:52:36] get it out bro. Like dude. What do you mean you're prepped and ready for the fuck a fan

[02:52:51] contest? Legitimately what does that mean bro? Like I'm actually horn swoggled bro.

[02:52:57] What the hell does that mean?

[02:53:04] High-vives calling.

[02:53:05] Why is he- Yo, high-vives, what's up, bro?

[02:53:09] Right now, I'm twiddling my feet, waiting for you to end up dead, baby.

[02:53:19] Excuse me?

[02:53:20] What?

[02:53:21] What?

[02:53:22] Yo, what type of psychotic fucking shit is that?

[02:53:27] Skirt with the 25 gifted subskirt.

[02:53:34] He showed up as a kid.

[02:53:40] Skirt with the 25 gifted, I fucking love you, man.

[02:53:45] Hi guys, you are a 30, bro.

[02:53:47] Start upset.

[02:53:48] Well, okay.

[02:53:49] Lowkey Spider-Man pointing at himself, emo.

[02:53:52] Spider-Man pointing at himself.

[02:53:54] Chatting him over his balls, dude.

[02:53:56] I'm old and it's rocks.

[02:53:58] Yo, if they go castle, I'm gonna go here.

[02:54:10] All right, let me lock in.

[02:54:16] I like to move it, move it.

[02:54:18] You like to move it.

[02:54:20] I'm sorry.

[02:54:25] Soaking squid with the five gifts in that name sound sexual.

[02:54:30] Ugh.

[02:54:35] Sorry, so far.

[02:54:40] Sorry, so far.

[02:54:45] I don't know what to do.

[02:55:12] Yo, did your streamer games

[02:55:13] Bro, how about your SuperGames performance was inspiring or fun?

[02:55:18] What do you mean my SuperGames performance was hilarious?

[02:55:21] What does that mean?

[02:55:34] Beak, I dare you.

[02:55:43] If somebody peeks this, they WILL die.

[02:56:08] Pure composure.

[02:56:09] Hey, that was a bottom garage.

[02:56:12] Wait.

[02:56:20] I have better hearing than you!

[02:56:22] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[02:56:23] YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!

[02:56:25] YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!

[02:56:26] There is no longer any possession.

[02:56:30] That a fuse or imping secured.

[02:56:33] Stack up playtrades.

[02:56:42] That's what I'm talking about, man.

[02:56:52] Guys, I won one win of Diamond!

[02:57:08] Chatham, one word off time and eek.

[02:57:10] Okay, sorry.

[02:57:11] Okay.

[02:57:12] That's that one word off time.

[02:57:18] Smell my finger, please babe.

[02:57:21] Mods, permanently banned.

[02:57:23] Major Smoka 420.

[02:57:25] Yo, put down the joint, bro.

[02:57:27] Put down the weed.

[02:57:30] Put down the weed.

[02:57:33] Steven A. Smith reference.

[02:57:34] Put down the weed.

[02:57:39] Jinsper, the people that are fielding down, could you give us some uplifting advice to

[02:57:42] keep going?

[02:57:43] D Baker, my uplifting advice, bro, is everybody that you know has down days, ma'am.

[02:57:49] Life is like one long, thick book, bro.

[02:57:54] You're going to go through some rough chapters, some rough periods, but at the end of the

[02:57:58] day, if you keep reading that book, man, you're eventually going to get into some good, fricking

[02:58:02] chapters and a good ending my boy keep your head up Baker and keep going baby I believe in you

[02:58:12] yo jimsy uh streamer games okay yo guys I see a lot of people in here are commenting about my

[02:58:21] streamer games performance fuck off I know I underperformed relax Henry with the five gifted

[02:58:29] Henry, you're insane, bro. Like, you're actually insane. You don't have to give Henry. I'd love you to death, kid, no matter what. Thank you, Henry. W. Henry, in the chat!

[02:58:44] 10 seconds to go 5 seconds before insertion

[02:58:54] a bomb must be located and defused

[02:59:00] I'm telling you, you got this, Lee.

[02:59:25] Jinxy, when are we hooking up again on Grander?

[02:59:28] We never hooked up on Grindr, bro!

[02:59:31] That never happened!

[02:59:34] Why are 90% of the shots tonight things that did not exist?

[02:59:39] I didn't hook up with you on Grindr, you psycho!

[02:59:44] What do you mean again?

[02:59:58] Ladies and gentlemen, this is how an R6 champion plays Brava.

[03:00:16] Can't get down the steps, right?

[03:00:21] I have a gun.

[03:00:24] All rough.

[03:00:25] All rough.

[03:00:26] All rough.

[03:00:27] Ah!

[03:00:28] Ah!

[03:00:29] I've been located.

[03:00:30] That bang out.

[03:00:31] No enemy detected.

[03:00:32] 30A.

[03:00:33] Erection deployed.

[03:00:34] Let's recover the detector.

[03:00:35] Ah!

[03:00:36] Oh

[03:00:57] You pruning bit all good we got him in the next one

[03:01:01] Jamesy, keep talking, I'm almost there.

[03:01:08] Baaaaaarrrrrggg.

[03:01:10] We have been eliminated.

[03:01:17] Guys, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this.

[03:01:30] I'm currently trying to solo the diamond so I can't play with Jay shock right now.

[03:01:52] Hey Jinxy, has there been activity in the back door lately, what do you mean the back

[03:01:57] door?

[03:01:58] What are the, are you?

[03:02:02] Bro, are you talking about, are you talking about my asshole?

[03:02:08] Bruch had to told you, bro, the only thing I ever did with my ass was when I was a kid and I put cheetos up there when I was literally a kid, bro, I was a kid.

[03:02:16] Like I was like 12.

[03:02:18] Also, when I went to go see how many donuts I could stack on my penis, I was like 15.

[03:02:27] Guys, I was a kid.

[03:02:28] guys that's what kids do when they're bored we've all swirled a doughnut okay

[03:02:34] you guys can take that we've all helicoptered a donut on our penis at

[03:02:39] least one point in time or thought about it or thought about it bro guys

[03:02:46] everybody doughnuts everybody doughnuts or everybody puts doughnuts on their

[03:02:49] penis. Everybody's done that at one time. How many? Okay, so the thing is, bro, I've done

[03:02:58] it multiple times. So when I was 15, my balls didn't drop. So I had a small wiener. So I

[03:03:03] was only able to get like one donut on there. When I was 17, I did it again. I get it back,

[03:03:09] get him into it again, fucking a fucking a friend. Sorry. When I was 17, I had puberty.

[03:03:15] I was able to actually stack real donuts on my penis and that was when I got to I believe

[03:03:22] 2.5 erect

[03:03:29] And you keep going until they fall off like you have to spin them

[03:03:37] I say to my bike is when I got to three it got a little weird

[03:03:45] That guy is so best. I guarantee you that guy is best. That guy is like 1 hp.

[03:04:07] I guess it's gotta be fast.

[03:04:37] are these are two out

[03:04:44] let's go some chaos

[03:04:50] are these it?

[03:04:56] try to escape, try to escape

[03:05:07] What?

[03:05:09] What?

[03:05:12] What?

[03:05:13] Plant down.

[03:05:14] Plant down.

[03:05:15] Man down.

[03:05:16] Stand down.

[03:05:17] I'm down with one.

[03:05:20] Fuck.

[03:05:21] Two two.

[03:05:22] You all got it?

[03:05:23] Nice.

[03:05:24] One two one.

[03:05:25] One two one!

[03:05:26] Why are you looking at garage?

[03:05:27] Why are you looking at garage?

[03:05:30] Oh my god they're going to res.

[03:05:31] Oh my god he's getting loosed.

[03:05:32] They're resing.

[03:05:33] What are you doing?

[03:05:34] What are you doing?

[03:05:35] What are you doing?

[03:05:36] stop moving so much why would you do that why would you do that why would you do that

[03:05:43] what

[03:06:06] So, instead of being on a breach where you could be on 45 angles simultaneously, you

[03:06:13] chose to rappel up to the roof, run to a window where you can only be on that.

[03:06:22] And then, then, he looked, common prefire, yeah, get banned, just get banned.

[03:06:29] I got the most bullshit death ever.

[03:06:32] Protect.

[03:06:33] To make it even worse, it's a 2v2.

[03:06:36] He has constant redpings on both of them.

[03:06:39] He stares at garage when none of them are there.

[03:06:43] None of them are there.

[03:06:45] See, of course, I get random wall banged.

[03:06:49] It just had to be me.

[03:06:51] That should be me.

[03:06:53] It had to be me, bro.

[03:06:56] See, this is what happens when you play with fear.

[03:07:00] You can't do anything in life if you're afraid.

[03:07:02] It's a bit fax, fax.

[03:07:04] All you have to do when you hurt them, Resing, is literally walk through the breach and shit on them.

[03:07:10] That's it.

[03:07:14] Stop being so afraid!

[03:07:18] Fear will get you nowhere in life!

[03:07:22] Fear will get you nowhere in life!

[03:07:25] The surprising video games and in real life stop being scared of everything to have a little faith

[03:07:55] I'm going to kill you.

[03:08:25] They took the bait.

[03:08:32] They took the bait.

[03:08:41] He has a Camo on me.

[03:08:47] Bro, he has a Camo on me.

[03:08:53] But I'm smarter!

[03:09:02] They took the bait!

[03:09:04] God, I'm so good!

[03:09:23] I saw his penis at the last second come on I should have gone on that pixel like two

[03:09:37] seconds earlier and he's dead as fuck.

[03:09:39] 4v3 y'all got it 4v3 y'all got it bro I should have gone on that pixel earlier man.

[03:09:46] All right, we're gonna win this game nice. Oh, no. Oh, no

[03:10:00] 3v2 scenario

[03:10:05] You know, it's on the bridge

[03:10:09] Nice guys

[03:10:13] No

[03:10:16] Stop, stop, stop! Stop peaking!

[03:10:20] Please, man, the diffuser!

[03:10:22] The diffuser is outside! Stop! Stop!

[03:10:26] Oh, no. He hears you. He heard you, prone.

[03:10:30] Why are you, proney? It's a lot of sound to you in the game.

[03:10:33] Why are you, proney? It's a lot of sound.

[03:10:35] Why are you, proney?

[03:10:37] Wait, sentry just run. They have no time.

[03:10:40] Sentry, stop! There's no time!

[03:10:43] Oh my god, essentially would have died. It would have been a 1v1 in bathroom. It's like a horror movie

[03:10:50] Yo YouTube chat enough with the seven

[03:11:02] If sent you down to the 1v1 in bathroom bro stressing for nothing, Hobot can flash bathroom and fry him. What do you?

[03:11:07] You. Hey, Jinxie, we need the OF. No, you need oxygen, water, shelter, and food. You don't

[03:11:17] need my only fans. You lunatic. All right, I don't know. I think they're going to go

[03:11:23] up. I think they're going to go up. I'm going to go ten nights and blow this wall. Dude,

[03:11:31] I'm noticing once I got to like high emerald motherfuckers are stradding

[03:11:37] Chat real shit, bro. Motherfuckers are stradding man, and I am rule. I'm not even kidding

[03:11:46] Guys it's getting real it's getting for real

[03:11:51] Wait so you have an of that's the opposite of what I said. No, I don't you psycho

[03:12:01] Hey, Jynx, do you see no Johnson cam today?

[03:12:24] This has never been a Johnson Cam.

[03:12:33] Win is the JOI segment.

[03:12:36] All right.

[03:12:37] Yo, IQ counters their whole team.

[03:12:39] Five seconds.

[03:12:40] IQ counters their whole team.

[03:12:42] Whoa!

[03:12:43] They have a Valkyrie, Solis, Mazi, Pulse.

[03:12:46] I've never even seen this before.

[03:12:48] IQ literally counters their whole team.

[03:13:20] that's actually insane hold on

[03:13:40] where are your balls?

[03:13:50] I

[03:13:59] Recovered the debuser we what?

[03:14:02] What he was

[03:14:06] I thought he was on his post scanner. What was I scanning?

[03:14:11] Bro, what?

[03:14:20] Dude, it's gonna come down to round 9 defense.

[03:14:24] Are you kidding me right now?

[03:14:26] I thought it was on his pull scanner.

[03:14:28] What was I scanning?

[03:14:31] Chad, what was I scanning?

[03:14:37] I was getting soldest.

[03:14:43] Oh my god, that's so cringe.

[03:14:45] Bro, I thought I was getting pulled.

[03:14:48] It was sold as?

[03:14:49] It makes me witness I'll pull out my penis.

[03:14:57] To the stars!

[03:14:59] No, hold bad timing!

[03:15:06] Chatting 4 and 6 clicks.

[03:15:09] Bro, this game unironically should have ended like 20 minutes ago in the fucking 3B2 post

[03:15:18] plant not back yet

[03:15:29] 15 seconds remaining the diffuser is no longer...

[03:15:32] all right it's all good listen bro

[03:15:36] overtime match point this is where legends are made

[03:15:47] At Jynxie, my little challenged baby.

[03:15:51] What the fuck?

[03:15:52] Yo, good calls.

[03:15:53] What are you typing, man?

[03:15:55] You're what?

[03:15:57] All right, mirror and cater band.

[03:15:59] If we go down, we're trolling.

[03:16:00] We need to go like.

[03:16:02] I mean, down's still not bad.

[03:16:06] Bro, CC's scary, man.

[03:16:11] Dude, my team is dead set on CC.

[03:16:14] CC seems scary, bro.

[03:16:16] Um...

[03:16:17] All right, yeah, I'm gonna go CC, fuck it.

[03:16:32] I'm going Mazzy.

[03:16:33] I'm the best Mazzy in Northern America.

[03:16:35] I need to close this shit out on Mazzy.

[03:16:37] I feel like Thanos, fine!

[03:16:40] I do it myself.

[03:16:43] I'm the best Mazzy North America.

[03:16:44] I have to do this.

[03:16:46] Mass signature one.

[03:16:48] How did the streamer games go?

[03:16:50] I missed it.

[03:16:50] Ha ha ha ha.

[03:16:52] BORAH!

[03:16:58] Let that drive.

[03:16:59] Let that drive.

[03:17:11] This is why I love Mazi.

[03:17:12] Like, I can just be so annoying.

[03:17:44] I got three other drones, and I have fucking two passed down, three passed down, it's

[03:18:03] pretty good start

[03:18:33] I need a bomb.

[03:18:41] NICE!

[03:18:43] THERE IT IS, GUYS!

[03:18:46] Chop, chop.

[03:18:47] That's the first back.

[03:18:48] That's huge.

[03:18:55] They have no idea I'm here or am I still in the stream.

[03:19:03] of

[03:19:10] a

[03:19:17] of

[03:19:27] one up, let's get him, let's go, come on!

[03:19:53] I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

[03:20:03] There it is!

[03:20:06] Give me that evil man!

[03:20:08] Give me that evil man!

[03:20:10] Give me all that RP!

[03:20:14] Oh my god!

[03:20:26] We're one win-off diamond.

[03:20:31] We're one win-off diamond.

[03:20:32] We're one win-off diamond.

[03:20:33] We are one win-off diamond.

[03:20:34] We are one win-off diamond.

[03:20:37] I was here in the chat!

[03:20:42] One wood off diamond. One wood off diamond.

[03:20:53] Dark turns with the five gifted subs.

[03:20:56] She owned brat with the 50 gifted subs.

[03:20:59] I'm ready to try it.

[03:21:01] Guys, I'm one wood off diamond. Come on, come on, come on, kittens.

[03:21:06] Jinxie, did you see your individual performance at the streamer games?

[03:21:09] No. What?

[03:21:12] Hold on one second, I need to do this, this, this, this, this, this, that, that, that.

[03:21:20] It's a beautiful world of us.

[03:21:25] Individuals, Schumer games, performance, they ranked it.

[03:21:28] Oh, brother.

[03:21:30] They ranked it.

[03:21:37] Let's see.

[03:21:39] Nice wig number one overall.

[03:21:41] Agent number two overall, Salpit three, KDB four,

[03:21:45] Danny Bantz five, Joe Bart six, Maya seven,

[03:21:48] Coco eight, Suku nine, Jason 10, Martin 11,

[03:21:52] T10, 12, Deve 13, Yana 14, Joelle 15,

[03:22:01] Ray 16, Arke 17, Tata 118,

[03:22:05] Renenzo 19, Jinx C20, right in the middle.

[03:22:08] 2 points for FNF, 7 for goalkeeper, 6 for musical chairs, 3 for volleyball, 3 for dodgeball,

[03:22:16] 0.4 for Simon Says.

[03:22:18] They gave me 8 for penalty shootout, not bad kid.

[03:22:23] So I was 20th.

[03:22:24] Hey, right in the middle, chat.

[03:22:26] Right in the middle.

[03:22:27] Lidiocrity.

[03:22:28] Chat, I was here in the chat, this is the Diamond Game.

[03:22:31] Lock the fuck in.

[03:22:34] Lock in.

[03:22:35] This is the diamond game.

[03:22:38] Wait, wait, wait, let me make sure this is the diamond game.

[03:22:40] Wait, is this the diamond game?

[03:22:44] Hold on.

[03:22:45] I didn't make absolutely positive as the diamond game.

[03:22:48] Junko, NA1.

[03:22:52] Refresh.

[03:22:54] OK, 39.76.

[03:22:57] But they haven't counted my last win.

[03:23:00] Yeah, this is the diamond game.

[03:23:01] This is it.

[03:23:02] They didn't count my last win yet.

[03:23:04] They didn't refresh.

[03:23:05] This is the Diamond Game, 100%.

[03:23:07] I was here in the chat, I'm at a rock of pests.

[03:23:09] This is the Diamond Game, this is it, this is it, this is it.

[03:23:17] Let's do it.

[03:24:05] You

[03:25:05] games on Porter. Diamond game right here right now all solo Q man come on. 1.2 KD 72%

[03:25:21] 1% is let's do this shit come on come on come on this is the diamond game I was

[03:25:27] here in the fucking chat man this is the diamond game voice for real

[03:25:32] So, fight, you get to one.

[03:25:35] Fated then a hoe, fated then a hoe, fated then a hoe.

[03:25:41] This is the diamond game, here we go.

[03:25:44] Lock in, bro.

[03:25:46] Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.

[03:25:50] It's time, bro.

[03:25:52] Cause if I choke this and then I go on a losing streak,

[03:25:55] then it might be an amaral for another like three days.

[03:25:58] Let's get our diamond right here right now.

[03:26:00] And then, I'm gonna stroke it from ball to tip

[03:26:03] at a medium pace with no lubricant.

[03:26:06] Jinxie looking mad scrumptious tonight.

[03:26:08] P.S., what's the password to the Wi-Fi?

[03:26:11] Chuck, there's the door.

[03:26:13] Where's the signature one of it?

[03:26:14] Nicholas Fatson with the Twitch Prime subscription.

[03:26:17] How was the ride on the small bus today, little bud?

[03:26:20] Yo, Nicholas Fatson, you're a 36 month sub.

[03:26:24] How about a little support?

[03:26:25] Faith in the hope! Faith in the hope! Faith in the hope! Faith in the hope!

[03:26:32] Both of them! Call me!

[03:26:50] Ten seconds to insertion.

[03:26:55] All right, it's time for diamond lock in

[03:27:02] Tell me something something something

[03:27:07] Oh keep doing that keep doing that

[03:27:26] Bumble bumble bumble a running dad. That's a big kill. It's a big kill

[03:27:40] Fuck off me

[03:27:43] Walk down again

[03:27:47] What a start what a start we're gonna relax this bait I

[03:27:51] I just heard him he's like right here

[03:28:11] Yo, this guy's like invincible

[03:28:21] That's a damn good start!

[03:28:24] Bro, oh my god, what if this guy just DCs and we get a free win?

[03:28:29] What if this guy just never comes back?

[03:28:33] Bad capcan.

[03:28:34] I hate capcan on this map.

[03:28:35] Skunk, think of it at 1500 bitties.

[03:28:37] Skunk, think of it at 1500 bitties.

[03:28:42] JDs and lentelmen.

[03:28:44] If this guy doesn't come back, this is Diamond.

[03:28:46] Diamond 5 secured, all solo queue.

[03:28:49] Listen good.

[03:28:50] I don't have nobody, but what I might feel are the sounds of sanity.

[03:29:00] Hey, Jynxie, book a trip to Turkey.

[03:29:05] Your hairline is hard to look at.

[03:29:07] Appreciate that, Jay.

[03:29:10] Appreciate that, Jay.

[03:29:11] Much love to you.

[03:29:12] You know what, Jay?

[03:29:13] I'm not going to do that, bro.

[03:29:14] I'm fine with my hairline.

[03:29:16] You guys like to make fun of my body, my face, my hair all the time.

[03:29:22] I actually like my body, bro.

[03:29:23] And I don't really care what you think, bro.

[03:29:25] I like my body, my hair.

[03:29:27] I'm chillin', bro.

[03:29:30] I'm chillin'.

[03:29:32] So it's all good, man.

[03:29:33] Say whatever you want.

[03:29:34] I'm chillin'.

[03:29:35] Fishtake tomorrow.

[03:29:36] We need to locate a bomb.

[03:29:39] It's a beautiful world that's waiting, brother, it's the diamond game.

[03:29:49] Come on!

[03:29:50] Guys, I'm about to get diamond.

[03:29:52] Guys, this is the diamond game.

[03:29:54] This is it, kids.

[03:29:56] This is it!

[03:29:58] Diamond time!

[03:30:09] Bro, it's like a perfect game, one of them DC, like, oh my gosh, like this is so lucky

[03:30:18] that this happens all the time again.

[03:30:21] I've gotten so lucky this season with like a teammate, like I've had so many good teams,

[03:30:26] honestly, unbiasedly.

[03:30:28] I've had so many teammates that have been like competent humans.

[03:30:33] low key

[03:30:34] My teammates on console have been smarter than my teammates on PC

[03:30:39] Cuz I throw on PC my Katie's higher, but I lose more

[03:30:44] And on console my Katie my Katie's so good. It's like a high 1.2

[03:30:48] But I win more like my Katie's lower on console, but I win more

[03:31:03] Here then

[03:31:16] He's not

[03:31:33] That's a triple kill for the boy!

[03:31:43] That's a triple kill for the boy!

[03:31:48] Come on!

[03:31:49] Yo, we're gonna get diving quick.

[03:31:51] Oh my god.

[03:31:52] Let's go!

[03:31:53] See bro, okay.

[03:31:54] Hot cage.

[03:31:55] I've played more games on PC, but on PC, my KD's higher, but my win rate, so what?

[03:32:02] win rates lower. Like I still win more than I lose, but I swear to God, bro, my teammates

[03:32:08] on console are smarter. I'm not even trolling. Like my teammates on console are smarter.

[03:32:14] I'm not even joking. Guys, it's over. They actually, I actually feel bad because the

[03:32:21] teammate like instantly just left the game. Like if I was, then I'd be so pissed because

[03:32:27] bro didn't leave before the game. So they couldn't even cancel. He literally left at

[03:32:32] at the worst possible time, literally.

[03:32:40] Chap, we need two wins, bro.

[03:32:43] Or no, I'm sorry, two more rounds, not wins.

[03:32:46] We need to win two rounds and we are officially diamond guys.

[03:32:50] He's back, but it's like so late.

[03:32:53] Like he's back, but it's already 2-0.

[03:32:55] They need to locate a bomb.

[03:33:02] Get P and check out the last hallway.

[03:33:03] Bro, it's not any background 3.

[03:33:04] I feel bad.

[03:33:05] Bro, they're playing down a man 3 rounds.

[03:33:12] Play the walking dead for your next marathon.

[03:33:15] I heard it's cinema, but my next marathon is the last of us part 1 and 2.

[03:33:19] That's locked.

[03:33:20] I've been pushing that back for too long.

[03:33:24] You should do a rocket lead challenge where you go from Browns to SSL.

[03:33:28] Bah!

[03:33:29] That would take life forever.

[03:33:31] Insertion in 10 seconds.

[03:33:36] Insertion in 5 seconds.

[03:33:41] Foot fetish, foot fetish, foot fetish, foot fetish!

[03:33:46] and if you

[03:34:06] Okay, you know he's on this window, right? Okay, now I could probably fake him

[03:34:16] like bro I hear everything

[03:34:24] bro I hear everything come on

[03:34:32] like bro I'm gonna hear you my boy

[03:35:08] We got diamond in like in like four days bro all solo queue we were getting sniped team

[03:35:28] killed the whole nine yards we got diamond in fucking how many matches this will be our

[03:35:35] 23rd match 23 matches all solo queue want the final stats after this game

[03:35:40] I'm gonna guess 1.3 KD like 73 1% that's actually disgusting solo queue stats

[03:35:48] We did a myth we fucking did it man

[03:35:51] Hey, JX. Thanks for coming over last night after streamer games my pickle is still tingly. Okay

[03:36:00] Your pickle

[03:36:01] You never got sniped coke

[03:36:05] Yeah, man, you're right.

[03:36:07] Chattanooga care, I'm just happy to be diamond.

[03:36:10] Yo, if we lose a game with a 3-0 lead and it's a 5-4, I'm like, I'm not even going to be able to sleep tonight.

[03:36:18] This is it, boys. The last one. And then we're going to get the diamond animation.

[03:36:23] Dovin' for I know the sad song.

[03:36:31] We did it?

[03:36:33] 3rd thing to buy it's fucking over boys. This is the diamond game

[03:36:40] This is the diamond game chat Wow Wow Wow Wow

[03:36:47] It only took 23 games, that's crazy bro

[03:36:52] All solo queue did not even do all the single time only solo queue on console never stacked nothing

[03:37:33] I feel so bad.

[03:37:40] He deseed for 20 minutes as soon as he gets back he gets spawn peaked.

[03:37:45] I feel so bad.

[03:37:46] I actually feel bad.

[03:37:48] I'm not even kidding.

[03:37:50] Bro he was gone for 20 minutes.

[03:37:53] He finally gets back into the game and he's spump-eaked.

[03:38:08] I heard you, but I was worried about the other guy.

[03:38:11] Fuck man, I sold.

[03:38:12] Oh, I was worried about the other guy.

[03:38:15] Nah, I wasn't the same guy.

[03:38:17] That guy's 0-1.

[03:38:18] That's the guy who's spump-eaked.

[03:38:20] bro I just sold what am I doing I overheated I overheated I overheated

[03:38:26] yo Kager win this though ah nah he's 20 HP and he's gonna get done to be called

[03:38:32] cringe cringe he's gonna get done to be called yeah yeah

[03:38:39] another one, another one, another one, another one, another one, oh my god he missed, good

[03:38:50] try I failed, bro I cannot choke this, I have to not choke this, please, no, no, no,

[03:39:05] bro this guy didn't even DC to this guy went 0 and 3 and just flat out left try

[03:39:13] not to die in a 5v4 impossible bro how is this guy complaining dude come on we

[03:39:18] got literally giving him in on a golden platter I mean look my dad's bad but at

[03:39:24] least I got a one-for-one somebody said goal but we're not gonna check this if

[03:39:30] we check this we don't even deserve diamond we do not deserve diamond if we

[03:39:33] joke this we don't deserve the diamond period period period like bro this is it

[03:39:38] bro I was here man this the diamond rake up please god yo I think I'm gonna be in

[03:39:44] the top 1% of players that's that's crazy I this is the best solo queue run I've

[03:39:50] ever had in my life I've had such good teammates and I played so well

[03:39:56] bro emerald I'm gonna show y'all but emerald won right now right now if you're

[03:40:02] Emerald 1 on console, Xbox and PlayStation combined. You are in the top 1%. That's how hard ranked 3.0 is.

[03:40:12] 99% of players are under Emerald 1. Now, if I win this game, if I win this game, I'm, what's it called? I'm gonna be Diamond.

[03:40:57] I love you stop it I love you you showed me so much

[03:41:24] SHIT!

[03:41:29] Sorry teammates, didn't know I was in voice chat

[03:41:54] One on four remaining.

[03:42:04] That's it.

[03:42:05] That's game.

[03:42:06] How much do anybody jump stand down here?

[03:42:16] That's Diamond boys.

[03:42:17] I'm gonna overheat.

[03:42:18] Cause why not?

[03:42:19] That's Diamond.

[03:42:20] I'm overheating. Alright, never mind, never mind, never mind. We're not overheating.

[03:42:34] Relax! Relax! That's Diamond. Boys, that's gonna be Diamond with a 1.3 and like a 71%

[03:42:41] solo queue. It's over. That's diamond. That is diamond. Show me the animation! Bring me

[03:42:54] that shit! All solo queue, man!

[03:43:11] I'm six off well I'm six up I'm six off diamond are you kidding me I'm six

[03:43:40] 6 evils I wanted tomorrow what it's

[03:43:46] tomorrow we really need one win yo

[03:43:49] chat to be honest when I check my

[03:43:52] our six tracker it said I was 24

[03:43:55] RP off so I was like oh we're we

[03:43:59] can't get it but then I saw it didn't

[03:44:01] update my last game my clubhouse game

[03:44:03] so I was like oh it didn't give me

[03:44:04] my

[03:44:10] Yeah, I got edged.

[03:44:18] I got edged by our six tracker because I thought I had a recent one that I thought I was 24

[03:44:25] RP off.

[03:44:26] I saw it on tracker and I'm like, oh, okay, I can't get diamond.

[03:44:31] But then I saw it didn't update my match history for my clubhouse win the game that went to

[03:44:36] round nine.

[03:44:37] So I was like, oh, once it updates my clubhouse win, I'm going to be like eight E low off.

[03:44:41] So I'm definitely one off.

[03:44:42] But I guess the way it works is your RP always updates in your mattress.

[03:44:46] You're like, hell of the night.

[03:44:48] So now I know how that works.

[03:44:49] But chat, we need one win for Diamond Boys.

[03:44:53] One win.

[03:44:55] Chat, love y'all boys.

[03:44:56] We're going to hit Diamond tomorrow.

[03:44:58] It's chat.

[03:44:58] It's late as fuck.

[03:44:59] It's late as fuck.

[03:45:00] I'm about to go chill.

[03:45:03] Late stream chat tomorrow.

[03:45:04] We're going to return to early, like regular streams.

[03:45:07] Like I'm a go live at like 2, 230 for EU peeps and go live like late, like five, six hours a day.

[03:45:15] Last thing before we get off, August 11th, 2 v 2, our sixth creative tournament, it's going to be

[03:45:20] Cinema. August 12th is going to be the last of us part one and two marathon. August 19th is most

[03:45:28] likely going to be Fortnite tournament and hopefully we can do chain together in there as well.

[03:45:33] It's totally up to low stuff chat. Love y'all boys. Also good news.

[03:45:38] On a pixels back tomorrow chat. Love you to that kid. And in case I don't see you. Good afternoon. Good evening.