[578/730] 🚨 11 MILLION TODAY 🚨 OPENING FANMAIL -> 1 WIN FOR DIAMOND in R6 🚨

Jynxzi

08-04-2026 · 5h 23m

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[00:00:00] Oh my god! Today's a big day!

[00:00:11] Ciao, what is good, bro?

[00:00:14] Today's the big day.

[00:00:30] When I hear the whole TV shine

[00:00:33] My one solution is my queen

[00:00:35] Cause she stay strong

[00:00:37] Yeah, yeah

[00:00:38] She is always in my corner right there

[00:00:42] When I wanna, all these other girls are tempting

[00:00:45] But I'm empty when you're gone and they say

[00:00:48] Do you need me?

[00:00:49] Do you think I'm fit to have you?

[00:00:51] And maybe you can feel like you've got what it takes

[00:00:54] When I dream of girls

[00:00:56] Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader

[00:01:00] She is always right there when I need her

[00:01:04] Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader

[00:01:08] She is always right there when I need her.

[00:01:12] She loves like a model.

[00:01:14] Yo, this is the go, bro.

[00:01:16] This is the go.

[00:01:17] My wish is like a genie in a bottle.

[00:01:20] Yeah, yeah.

[00:01:21] It's on the wizard out loud.

[00:01:24] And I got the magic wand.

[00:01:26] All these other girls are tempting,

[00:01:28] but I'm empty when you're burning these things.

[00:01:30] Chat today is a big, crazy day, boys.

[00:01:34] I think today we might hit 11 million.

[00:01:37] 11 million if not today definitely tomorrow, but bro were 25k away chat by the way look at the new slides

[00:01:45] I just got today

[00:01:49] Messy slides

[00:01:50] Bro, I got messy slides chat. I got y'all know how I like slides bro. I got messy slides, dude

[00:01:58] Actually, my mom got informed about WM all chat. Oh my god

[00:02:02] chat today's a big day bro I'll you you

[00:02:07] all right moose man with the vibe

[00:02:10] gift you tell me who's better to charge

[00:02:12] guys today we got a big day we're gonna

[00:02:14] maybe hit 11 million today maybe I don't

[00:02:17] want to like say it and then it happens

[00:02:19] tomorrow maybe we're gonna hit 11

[00:02:21] millions today we're gonna open fan mail

[00:02:23] today and we're gonna hit diamond today

[00:02:25] in siege on the solo queue we're one win

[00:02:27] away for fucking elo away moose man I

[00:02:31] I fucking love you. Chat, if you're not already boys, follow up man. I think we're gonna hit 11 mil today. Like, dead ass bro.

[00:02:39] Um, but yes bro. Like, today's a beautiful day man. Today's a beautiful day chat.

[00:02:45] Do you need me? Do you think I'm pretentious?

[00:02:49] What's the one song I wanted to play? Summer after high school when we first met?

[00:02:55] Chat, what's the name of that song? Bro, come on. You guys are gonna know it. You guys are gonna know it, bro.

[00:03:01] Thank you.

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[00:15:01] He's mine bro chat mr. Brightside like this song is just

[00:15:09] This song is so good, bro

[00:15:31] Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab

[00:15:35] And he started a smoke and she's taking a train

[00:15:38] Now I'm gonna live in, never stomach is sick

[00:15:41] And it's all in my head but she's touching his chest

[00:15:45] Now she takes off her dress

[00:15:48] Now let me go

[00:15:52] It's such a legendary song, bro.

[00:16:15] Such a legendary song.

[00:16:17] Okay, YouTube, we are live.

[00:16:19] Sorry, we're a little bit late today.

[00:16:21] We were doing a little bit of a concert with chat.

[00:16:23] We're gonna hit 11 million today, chat.

[00:16:25] If we don't hit it tonight,

[00:16:27] I think we're gonna hit it tomorrow.

[00:16:31] If we don't hit it tonight, we're gonna hit it tomorrow.

[00:16:33] Chat, the plan's for today.

[00:16:37] We're gonna rip fan mail.

[00:16:38] We are one win off Diamond and Siege,

[00:16:41] all solo queue on console.

[00:16:43] I have literally solo queued the whole season.

[00:16:46] We are one win off Diamond five

[00:16:48] on solo queue on console, bro.

[00:16:50] We're going to try to hit them and we might hit 11 million tonight chat.

[00:16:55] We're going to see what happens boys. I'm probably going to do a little bit of a long stream.

[00:16:59] If we don't hit 11 million tonight, we're definitely going to hit it tomorrow, but chat lock in YouTube.

[00:17:05] If you're watching on YouTube, come to Twitch, drop a follow. We might hit 11 mil tonight. All right, chat. Um, which of my called it bro? Okay. First things first. I'm the realest shout out Iggy Azalea.

[00:17:17] Yo, I forgot to move the fan mail into my room.

[00:17:21] Bro, the fan mail's outside.

[00:17:22] I gotta move the fan mail.

[00:17:23] Yo, hi VICE.

[00:17:26] Hi VICE, I'm gonna be gone for like three minutes.

[00:17:29] Can you take over the stream and not fuck around?

[00:17:33] Hi VICE, I'm gonna be gone for like three minutes.

[00:17:35] Can you take over the stream and not fuck around?

[00:17:38] Thank you, hi VICE.

[00:17:40] Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.

[00:17:47] Thank you.

[00:18:17] you

[00:18:47] You

[00:19:47] I'm not leaving, I'm just getting packages, I'll be back.

[00:20:11] Hey, hey, hey, hey!

[00:20:14] Guys, I'm not faith-ing, I'm just getting packages.

[00:20:16] I'll be back.

[00:20:17] Whoopsie.

[00:20:41] Ha! Oh my god!

[00:21:41] Badababa, I'm lovin' it.

[00:22:06] Pfft. Tower of Hell!

[00:22:09] Hold up, Highbites. This reminds me.

[00:22:12] I have to beat this.

[00:22:14] This reminds me I have to beat this.

[00:22:16] This reminds me, bro. I have to beat this shit.

[00:22:20] Should I get all the fan mail? It's all ready to go.

[00:22:23] Controller plug-in.

[00:22:32] Yo yo yo! Highbites!

[00:22:36] Hi guys, what the f- I have no control!

[00:22:46] Hi guys, are you even good?

[00:22:48] Are you good?

[00:22:49] Hi guys, I've never beat this bro, I know you haven't either.

[00:22:56] Yeah Chad, this is what I'm saying bro.

[00:23:01] Y'all gonna beat Tower of Hell soon bro.

[00:23:03] I don't know when I'm gonna beat it bro, but I'm gonna beat it.

[00:23:05] I don't know when I'm gonna beat it, but I'm gonna be hit. Oh, that was the problem. I plugged it directly into my Xbox

[00:23:11] Chat, it's time for some fan mail boys chat lock in baby lock in

[00:23:18] Cuz I'm mr. Bright side

[00:23:22] Guys you want to send fan mail mods exclamation mark fan mail

[00:23:27] Yeah, let's do this. Let's do this guys. Let's do this guys

[00:23:31] Hi guys, you could remove the live photo counter just for our fan mail, hi guys.

[00:23:39] And then you can turn it off when we play Cease later.

[00:23:42] Cause I'm missing, chat, I'm going to do it, I'm going to go move to the next, all right

[00:23:47] boys.

[00:23:48] Um, oh my God, chat lock in, bro.

[00:23:54] Okay, I'm going to turn off my Xbox.

[00:23:59] All right, okay, chat, first, oh, I almost slipped, oh my God, I almost slipped in my slippers.

[00:24:10] Okay, we have 30 packages, boys.

[00:24:14] I'm gonna pull up chat on my right-time monitor.

[00:24:17] I'm gonna swap to my PC monitors so I can like re-chat on one monitor and then have OBS

[00:24:23] in my other monitor.

[00:24:28] Now my stomach is sick and I'm all in a bed

[00:24:36] And she's touching his chest now

[00:24:39] Alright ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen chat what is good bro how y'all boys doing?

[00:25:09] We are back with some fan mail today.

[00:25:12] Alright man, we got live photo counter, nice OBS on the left.

[00:25:17] Okay.

[00:25:18] Thanks for turning off, I must have as you can turn it on after fan mail to chat here

[00:25:24] we go.

[00:25:25] Alright ladies and gentlemen, fan mail is back as always if you want to send in fan mail

[00:25:31] explanation mark fan mail.

[00:25:32] We got 30 packages.

[00:25:36] Let's just get right into it, bro.

[00:25:38] fan mail on a day! I love saying that.

[00:25:50] Cinnacinamon?

[00:25:54] Natural and artificially flavored.

[00:25:57] Is it a cookie? It's a cookie.

[00:26:02] Chatty, I don't know what this is. Cinnacinamon?

[00:26:08] Did you leave a note you love know?

[00:26:12] Enjoy your gift

[00:26:14] See now chat. Here's the thing bro. I'm in a diet like I'm in a diet right now, so I'm only gonna have one cookie

[00:26:22] Guys I'm in a diet, bro

[00:26:24] Which at what country is this from?

[00:26:28] What country is this from it says the brand is money Nella check what country this from?

[00:26:35] product of Mexico

[00:26:37] Product of Mexico, see that chat?

[00:26:42] Viva la Mexico. Okay, so those eight packs. Okay, so this is Mexico candy, dude. If y'all remember Mexico's candy was coated.

[00:26:55] Oh, this one's broken. That's how it looks though.

[00:27:03] I'm only gonna have one bite.

[00:27:07] I'm a wrecked that I'm pitching a tent right now I am pitching a tent downstairs that was so good bro

[00:27:33] So, top two candies I've ever been sent is Japan and Mexico.

[00:27:42] Guys, remember, I'm in a diet.

[00:27:44] Jack, I'm in a diet, so I'm barely gonna be eating today

[00:27:48] because I gotta get a six pack.

[00:27:52] Is it a blanket or a shirt?

[00:27:54] It's a shirt, it's a shirt, it's a shirt.

[00:27:56] Okay, like, bro, are you deranged?

[00:28:08] Are you actually deranged?

[00:28:12] That's so AI that doesn't even look like me.

[00:28:14] That is not an image of me.

[00:28:16] Ginny Lisa, really, bro.

[00:28:19] Now you're tarnishing the Mona Lisa.

[00:28:22] Tarnished.

[00:28:23] High-vives type totally real.

[00:28:25] Bah-rah!

[00:28:27] Dude, now you're tarnishing the Mona Lisa, bro.

[00:28:30] We're just a legendary painting.

[00:28:32] Third-familial of the day, God, I love saying that.

[00:28:35] He addressed it to Giddy Witty Boo-Boo.

[00:28:43] I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least

[00:28:45] a little bit concerned.

[00:28:49] No, you didn't.

[00:28:50] That's the best flavor. That's the best flavor.

[00:28:58] Yo, yo, be a good boy and eat your Pringles. Much, much from Mr. Pringles. Yo, listen to

[00:29:07] me and listen to me clear. Don't be one of those edgelords that says sour cream and

[00:29:13] onion is not the best Pringles. Yes, it is. When I was a kid, I would eat an entire can

[00:29:19] of this oh my oh my god oh my god yeah did somebody step on this they're actually not

[00:29:36] even stale because of the they're not stale because of the thing I'm gonna do

[00:29:48] what I did when I was a kid. I'm gonna be a doc. Chat. Every kid did this. Don't even act like you

[00:29:52] didn't do this.

[00:30:12] Okay. Chat. Guys, remember, I'm on a diet. I need to get a

[00:30:17] sex pack bro. After seeing Joe Bart this weekend I need to lock in. Joe Bart is like so oh my god

[00:30:26] oh he's so attractive it's actually insane. Jack I already thought Joe was hot and then I met him.

[00:30:38] God Joe's so hot. Okay okay chat lock in. I'm so glad I went to streamer games bro. Okay this is from

[00:30:47] Lapeer MI is MI Michigan or Mississippi? I actually don't know. Wait is MI

[00:30:55] Michigan or Mississippi? I actually don't know. I think MS is Mississippi so MI

[00:31:02] Michigan, Lapeer, Michigan.

[00:31:13] It's so cute! Bro, he made a Jinxie logo out of clay. What? He made a Jinxie logo

[00:31:23] out of clay, bro. Kat, nobody ever did this before. This is clay. Bro, this is so

[00:31:29] cute my boy did you leave a letter he left a letter read for bro I never know I

[00:31:39] never know dear Jinxy I'm from Michigan all right Chad now we know MI

[00:31:47] Michigan MS Mississippi dear Jinxy I'm a really big fan for Michigan and I don't

[00:31:53] know dear Jinxy I'm from Michigan I'm a really big fan I just wanted to say

[00:31:57] Thank you for all of the streams. You and chat never failed to make me laugh. I've been watching you since

[00:32:03] 2023 and I wanted to make this for you. It's handmade out of polymer clay

[00:32:10] Hopefully you receive this from cam ps winnis fan mail and then he did a seven with high-vives and heart emojis

[00:32:19] Yeah, this guy's a real viewer if he knows about seven and then he's doing high-vives with the heart emojis

[00:32:24] And he did the capitalization of high buys correct with capital H capital V this guy knows ball

[00:32:30] Cam I love you my boy. Thank you for the kind words shout out Michigan

[00:32:34] Michigan is actually the first state. I ever been to in my life outside of Florida

[00:32:38] I went to Ann Arbor for Ohio State versus Michigan in 2013 that game was cinema

[00:32:47] I'm like Ann Arbor a lot

[00:32:49] What is this? What is this? Hey, this is Gary. Thank you for all of the laughs throughout

[00:33:01] the years of watching you as the highlight of our day. Keep being a good friend and a

[00:33:05] good son. Oh, okay. I thought he was saying good dad. PSO death become my blade once more

[00:33:12] from James and Ruby. That is the best Elvin Rink quote of all time. Malekith. Okay. Malekith

[00:33:20] still, still to this day, my favorite Elvin Rink character. Wait, let's see this. What is this?

[00:33:26] We chat. What is this? What is this? Is this? I actually don't know what this is.

[00:33:32] I know I have to do the DLC. I have to do the DLC chat. What is this?

[00:33:35] Somebody said do the DLC now bro. I can't do any marathons till like a week till after r6 tournament

[00:33:51] Use torrent bar. I miss torrent chat. What is this bro?

[00:33:59] What is this guys?

[00:34:01] Torrent card. How do I open it? Remember guys, I have a low IQ. Bro, how do I- Oh my

[00:34:15] god, no you didn't. That's Malekitz Blade. Bro, you're actually a legend. Oh my god.

[00:34:24] Bro, that's Malekin's blade that he stabs his hand with.

[00:34:30] Bro, what?

[00:34:32] I don't want to take it out and mess it up.

[00:34:35] Bro, that's Malekin's blade when he stabs his hand.

[00:34:40] Dude, Gary, you're actually a real one.

[00:34:43] This guy remembers that I said Malekin is my favorite.

[00:34:46] Oh my God!

[00:34:48] Gary, that's so cool!

[00:34:51] Guys, should I take it out?

[00:34:52] I don't want to mess it up, bro. Should I take it out or keep it in pause? Oh my god

[00:34:59] Okay

[00:35:00] wait

[00:35:02] pause

[00:35:03] rewind

[00:35:05] Okay, that's out an insane

[00:35:08] Okay, okay guys. Should I should I though should I should I try it?

[00:35:13] What does Gary want me to do bro? I've got he's in the stream right now

[00:35:18] Bro, I just feel like I'm gonna

[00:35:22] Yo, this is the blade, bro.

[00:35:29] It's heavy.

[00:35:30] This is Malakit's blade.

[00:35:32] Oh my god.

[00:35:34] Guys, it's actually heavy.

[00:35:36] I'm not even trolling.

[00:35:40] It's sharp.

[00:35:42] Bro, this is one of the coolest fan mails I've ever been sent in my entire life.

[00:35:48] Oh my god.

[00:35:49] Okay.

[00:35:50] I need to put it back in here. Bro, Gary, you're actually a legend. Oh, death

[00:35:56] Become my blade once more

[00:35:58] Bro Malek is the truth, man. Like that's the best Alderman character, bro. Oh

[00:36:04] my god

[00:36:10] Yo, you're actually the goat Gary. Thank you so much, bro

[00:36:15] Gary, thank you so much. I'm keeping this bro. I'm keeping this

[00:36:20] Fan mail today!

[00:36:23] Oh my God!

[00:36:25] What a legend, bro.

[00:36:27] Chad, he actually is a real one.

[00:36:29] Because he remembered that I said Malakis my favorite.

[00:36:35] OK, next fan mail.

[00:36:37] Chad, it's been a wholesome fan mail today, guys, for real.

[00:36:40] Nick, I wanted to surprise you with something on stream.

[00:36:43] So proud of the man you've become.

[00:36:46] You bless our family.

[00:36:48] And now it's time for us to bless you.

[00:36:51] Love you, son, from Monday night.

[00:36:55] Wait, my dad sent this.

[00:36:59] Are you for real?

[00:37:03] My dad sent this.

[00:37:12] W dad, bro.

[00:37:13] W dad in the chat, bro.

[00:37:27] My dad did not send that.

[00:37:29] My dad would not send.

[00:37:30] Yo yo yo!

[00:37:31] My dad?!

[00:37:32] But never send that!

[00:37:35] Why is it pink?

[00:37:38] Why is it pink?

[00:37:41] Yo editor blur that please.

[00:37:43] Please blur that oh my I'm not showing it. It is a gigantic, you know what?

[00:37:51] No, stop saying W dad my dad would not send me that my dad's not a psycho

[00:37:57] Editor, please blur that editor, please blur that

[00:38:04] Right as I said this was a wholesome fan mail right as I said this was a wholesome fan mail

[00:38:08] Dear Jinxie, kick your camera if I'm wrong, but I think you'll like these.

[00:38:15] If nothing else, they'll be great for the thumbnail.

[00:38:18] From Tree.

[00:38:20] Your name is Tree.

[00:38:21] That might be the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[00:38:24] Tree, reports to the principal's office.

[00:38:28] Tree, dinner's ready.

[00:38:30] Bro, is your last name like Oak?

[00:38:35] Oh, that wouldn't make sense, because then I would say Tree Oak.

[00:38:38] Wow I'm stupid. What if your last name's Sentinel? Tree Sentinel. Okay I need to play the Alderman DLC.

[00:38:45] That really reminded me. That game is so pink.

[00:38:54] Okay he said he I'm gonna love these. He literally said if I don't love these kick the kick.

[00:39:02] It's glasses and I think it's the glasses that I'm thinking of.

[00:39:04] I think it's the glasses that I'm thinking of chat

[00:39:14] Wait what?

[00:39:20] Bro, I feel like I'm in Tron legacy right now

[00:39:27] Dude, I feel like I'm a robot he said another one chat. I was gonna rip the cardiac sensor deploy

[00:39:33] Yeah, I feel like Frozone. Frozone! Honey, where is my SuperZoom? God, that movie's big!

[00:39:42] Dude, I feel like Frozone, bro. Where is my SuperZoom?

[00:39:47] Dude, oh my god, I need to rewatch the Incredibles.

[00:39:51] Yeah, what's the best Incredibles movie ever?

[00:39:55] What's the best Incredibles movie ever?

[00:39:59] There was how many was there two or three two or three you guys think one chat

[00:40:05] You know these are like these are like glasses that like

[00:40:08] Bro, these are like opium glasses, bro

[00:40:11] This is like this is like what um playboy carding would wear bro. This is like opium glasses. I think

[00:40:18] Chad did I say that right?

[00:40:20] Did I say that right?

[00:40:23] Guys I can't open these I'm not good with the bags shit. I'm not good with the bags guys

[00:40:29] Yeah, this is Playboy Cardi opium glasses, boy.

[00:40:35] No, but this is Frozone.

[00:40:37] I'm not even kidding.

[00:40:38] This is Frozone.

[00:40:40] Dude, I'm trying to open this chat, but I'm not good at it.

[00:40:46] Guys, maybe it's because I don't have that much upper body strength.

[00:40:53] Dude, all my strength is in my legs, chat.

[00:40:59] Like, I have, dude, I have a rocket down here, chat, well, I'm not talking about my

[00:41:04] wiener, I mean my legs.

[00:41:06] Bro, all my strength...

[00:41:10] It's called estrogen?

[00:41:11] Yeah, BAN THAT GUY!

[00:41:12] Your chat, I thought I can't get estrogen, right?

[00:41:17] Bro, I might even get a knife, bro.

[00:41:23] You have chicken legs, are you sure about that pal?

[00:41:28] You sure about that?

[00:41:31] You sure about that pal?

[00:41:37] Chicken legs, right?

[00:41:42] Chicken legs, chicken legs, yo, my ass I have chicken legs,

[00:41:46] I have rockets down there.

[00:41:48] I have rockets, toothpick legs, all right.

[00:41:52] Shadow, I need to get scissors for this.

[00:42:11] I opened with my teeth.

[00:42:13] Who says little kids do that?

[00:42:15] Problem be honest, bro.

[00:42:18] Call me up.

[00:42:22] All right, this is from the guy that sent the glasses to

[00:42:28] Funko

[00:42:36] The Darth Maul of course that's the one package that I literally was stuck on for like ten minutes

[00:42:44] It's just Darth Maul, bro

[00:42:46] Yo, yo, yo, yo, thank you for the fan mail my boy

[00:42:49] Dude, I'm not even kidding. I think I have like 11 dark moth on the top.

[00:43:00] Next man out of the day. It's a t-shirt? It is a...

[00:43:09] Oh my God, it's a quintessential quintuplets t-shirt.

[00:43:13] Oh my God, it's a quintessential quintuplets t-shirt.

[00:43:16] Chat, I'm in the season one of Quintessential Quintuplets right now.

[00:43:21] I watched, which I'm going to call it, I watched only like two episodes so far because I was

[00:43:27] busy.

[00:43:28] Next time I'll read.

[00:43:35] Hey JinxD, my name is Lily.

[00:43:46] On your fan mail video, you were shocked that a girl had sent you something in asking if

[00:43:51] any girls actually watched your streams.

[00:43:54] Here's your answer.

[00:43:55] enjoy the baby Jesus from Lilian.

[00:44:04] What?

[00:44:11] Whoa! There's like a bunch of... Oh!

[00:44:15] Oh no. I don't need to drop that. There's like

[00:44:19] a hundred of them, bro. But there's like...

[00:44:23] They're all in here

[00:44:26] There's like a hundred of them bro, thank you my boy, or no, sorry, thank you my sister

[00:44:33] sister

[00:44:35] Appreciate you

[00:44:37] W's man next ML. I

[00:44:41] Don't mean to say my boy

[00:44:46] All right, this one is addressed to Nicholas Stewart, I like it this guy's formal and proper

[00:44:49] You know, he's not addressing it to jitty, like, bro, this is what I'm talking about.

[00:44:57] You got this, Pete.

[00:44:58] Next time I'll write.

[00:45:02] You got this, Pete.

[00:45:04] Okay.

[00:45:05] Hey, Jynxie, big fan, sending you Payday 2 would love if you played it on stream, down

[00:45:13] to run it together sometime.

[00:45:14] Keep up the grind from Jordan.

[00:45:17] Payday.

[00:45:18] I don't know if I've ever certified pre-owned Xbox One, paid A2, crime wave,

[00:45:47] Addiction audition

[00:45:50] Yo, I've never played payday. I've heard of it before I've heard of it before payday to crime wave

[00:45:59] This one, I don't want to like touch it with my fingers and mess up the desk

[00:46:03] This one payday to chat. What is payday? Is it like a shooter?

[00:46:08] Here?

[00:46:09] Jeff, what is Payday?

[00:46:13] Is it a shooter?

[00:46:19] It's like a bank robbery game?

[00:46:21] Oh, yeah, I've heard of it.

[00:46:24] I've heard of it for like ever, but I've never actually played it before.

[00:46:27] And I don't know if I've ever seen someone play it.

[00:46:32] Thank you, my boy.

[00:46:33] Who is that?

[00:46:34] Jordan?

[00:46:35] Jordan, thank you, my brother.

[00:46:36] Payday 2. This is from a Noah Cohen. Probably shouldn't have said his last name.

[00:46:44] Probably should not have said his last name. I'm not gonna lie.

[00:46:57] Yo, this one's packaged like tight, dude. This guy packaged it well. This isn't an

[00:47:02] Amazon one, like he actually packed this.

[00:47:09] Hey, Jinxy, my name is Noah, or Bunny Breaks Online.

[00:47:13] I know you love the Buccaneers in Tarpen Springs,

[00:47:16] so I sent you some cards.

[00:47:18] Read slowly.

[00:47:20] Jinxy, I get stressed out sometimes,

[00:47:22] and I watch you, Lose, and Wad,

[00:47:25] and it really helps me.

[00:47:26] Thank you from Noah.

[00:47:28] Noah, thank you, my brother.

[00:47:30] Very nice message, my boy.

[00:47:32] Thank you, Noah.

[00:47:33] Ameke Buka.

[00:47:36] Ameke Buka again.

[00:47:41] Ameke Buka again.

[00:47:43] Ameke Buka again.

[00:47:45] Ameke Buka again.

[00:47:47] Yeah, Ameke Buka is the truth, bro.

[00:47:49] I'm not gonna lie to you.

[00:47:49] He's gonna be the truth.

[00:47:52] Dude, he actually sent the Ameke Buka number nine card,

[00:47:56] which is like he only was number nine for a little bit.

[00:47:59] So if he has like a really good career,

[00:48:01] this card will be worth a lot. Package it well too. Package it well. Thank you, my boy.

[00:48:09] No, I love you. Thank you for the kind words, man. And yeah, I watch Lois and Wad too. They're

[00:48:15] actually go to fragile. Okay, let's see. Porsche 911 RSR. Wait, how is it doing that?

[00:48:35] Yo, do you guys see what it's doing?

[00:48:37] How was it bro, how did you do that?

[00:48:46] Porsche 911 RSR I haven't heard of that one. I haven't heard of this car. I've heard of the GT3 RS.

[00:48:56] I've never heard of that one.

[00:48:59] Chad did not get 11 mil. I just checked. Don't edge. Don't troll me, bro. I just checked.

[00:49:07] Junko, this is from Mason.

[00:49:11] Hi, Junko. My name is Mason. I live all the way in Connecticut. I've been watching your streams for a long time, and I have been wanting to meet you for a very long time.

[00:49:20] But since I'm far away, the best thing I can do is send you some fan mail. What I'm sending you, I made with a 3D printer. I've always been wanting to send you fan mail. So here it is.

[00:49:28] Also, I just want you to know, keep up the good work and don't listen to the haters. Haters are always going to hate. Have a good day.

[00:49:34] Mason, thank you so much.

[00:49:36] I have a room in this car.

[00:49:38] Porsche 911 RSR.

[00:49:42] Bro, it's cool.

[00:49:44] I don't know how to explain it.

[00:49:46] It's like doing this because of the green screen.

[00:49:48] It's kind of cool.

[00:49:49] Chat, stop edging me.

[00:49:50] I did not hit 11 mil.

[00:49:52] Chill. I just checked. Chill.

[00:49:54] Chill, chill.

[00:49:56] Wait, I did?

[00:49:58] Refresh?

[00:50:04] No, I didn't!

[00:50:09] High-fives, is the game on the roadblocks or am I tweaking?

[00:50:17] Next fan mail!

[00:50:25] You sent me many pig treats.

[00:50:28] I don't have a pig and you know that so what are you trying to say?

[00:50:31] Yo, I don't have a pig and you know, I don't have a pig. So what are you trying to say, bro?

[00:50:38] What are you trying to say?

[00:50:40] Like yo, what are you trying to say? I'm not a pig!

[00:50:45] It's for you. Hey chat, I get it. I get the joke. I get the joke, bro.

[00:50:50] Mini pig treats, really. Whoa, this one's heavy.

[00:50:56] This one is from Kinston, Pennsylvania's.

[00:51:01] Try them, I'm not going to try pig treats.

[00:51:11] You're not going to try them rude.

[00:51:14] I'm rude.

[00:51:15] Oh, no, no.

[00:51:16] I'm ungrateful.

[00:51:17] I'm ungrateful.

[00:51:18] I'm ungrateful because I'm not going to eat pig treats.

[00:51:24] Mott's been everyone.

[00:51:30] They have bacon piggy? Okay.

[00:51:32] You know what, Chad? I'll try a pig treat.

[00:51:49] Nope.

[00:51:51] Nope, nope. I'm not trying that.

[00:51:52] It's like hard.

[00:51:55] It's like hard in my mouth.

[00:52:00] guys I'm not ungrateful he sent me pig treats I don't have a pig he's

[00:52:14] literally calling me a pig Jack back me up for once he's calling me a pig guys

[00:52:25] Airy diggin' the fire.

[00:52:32] Next time I'll run.

[00:52:36] This is heavy.

[00:52:43] Santa, no. Bro, this is really heavy. I don't know what this is.

[00:52:46] Jinxie, I'm not going to send you any baby stuff because you probably have enough, but

[00:52:58] to congratulate you and high-vives on having a child, I got you something just for you,

[00:53:04] Joy from Oren.

[00:53:16] I don't know what to say. What is this?

[00:53:27] Coke, okay

[00:53:31] Bro, what?

[00:53:34] I don't, okay, yo, like, what, like, why would you say that?

[00:53:55] Those are 350 milligrams of caffeine.

[00:53:57] Are you serious?

[00:54:03] It's an energy drink, but it's called VATCH.

[00:54:05] What the f-?

[00:54:27] The Art of Jinxie by Graham.

[00:54:30] Wait, what?

[00:54:32] This looks sick, bro.

[00:54:35] Guardiacs, that's sort of...

[00:54:42] Oh no.

[00:54:43] Oh no, no, no, no.

[00:54:45] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[00:54:46] don't break, don't break, don't break.

[00:54:52] How did you make this, bro?

[00:54:56] Okay, I trapped it back in, I think.

[00:54:58] Pro all of the like picture frames break

[00:55:04] For that's actually sick, thank you my boy

[00:55:09] Next day Monday

[00:55:12] From Muffries Borough, Tennessee

[00:55:15] Muffries Borough, Tennessee. I can honestly say I've never heard of that place

[00:55:19] These are the greatest things of all time.

[00:55:30] These are the greatest things of all time.

[00:55:31] What do you mean, pardon?

[00:55:33] I said, muff-free sporo.

[00:55:36] Hey, Jim, see, pig treats will give you salmonella.

[00:55:48] I didn't eat it, so I'm good.

[00:55:55] This guy got me a candle.

[00:55:56] Chat, as you guys know, I'm a big candle guy.

[00:55:59] You can call me Zesty.

[00:56:00] I like to sleep with a candle on.

[00:56:03] Charcoal and black teak.

[00:56:08] I'm a big candle guy.

[00:56:10] See, my favorite scents are like the subtle ones.

[00:56:13] Like, I don't like the overpowering ones,

[00:56:15] but this is a beautiful scent.

[00:56:16] Thank you, sister.

[00:56:18] Bro, this guy sent a bunch of stuff all the way in Tennessee, man.

[00:56:31] This is the greatest childhood snack of all time.

[00:56:33] Bro, I didn't know they still made these.

[00:56:37] This one turns into gum?

[00:56:39] but I don't know they still made these chat

[00:56:43] I'm going to find that gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum,

[00:57:11] Keep your mouth open, I'm almost there.

[00:57:33] Bro chat, it, it, guys, it turns into gum, guys.

[00:57:40] I love pop rocks.

[00:58:09] I thought you were in a diet? Yes, bro. It's a two pop rocks.

[00:58:13] That's not going to get me fat, guys.

[00:58:22] What is this?

[00:58:26] Jelly sticks. Bro, but I'm on a diet, man.

[00:58:33] Baritas de gelatina.

[00:58:36] Cappuccino ballerina.

[00:58:39] brought me in a diet guys i'm in a diet i mean maybe i could try one guys maybe i could try one

[00:58:59] chat how do you do this bro it's a stick of jelly but it's like

[00:59:03] am i supposed to put this in the fridge guys

[00:59:05] Am I supposed to put this in the fridge?

[00:59:12] Look at that.

[00:59:17] Chai, they're not supposed to put this in the fridge.

[00:59:23] Whoa.

[00:59:26] Whoa.

[00:59:31] Whoa, whoa, why is that so good whoa

[00:59:41] Baritas de gelatina chat, why is it so good, bro

[00:59:49] Okay, only one more only one more because guys I'm gonna die

[00:59:56] It's not a hundred grams of sugar. No, it's not one bar. Are you kidding me right now?

[01:00:09] Really, it's just cutting them as hard because I don't want to like brightening scissors guys,

[01:00:20] I need to get scissors.

[01:00:50] I

[01:00:58] Got

[01:01:01] Them prices way too high you need to cut it cut it cut it shut up. Look look baritas the geratinas

[01:01:09] Bro, it's not really cutting guys.

[01:01:16] Chad, it's not really cutting.

[01:01:19] Oh, it squirted.

[01:01:21] It's a burger!

[01:01:23] Whoa, why is that so good?

[01:01:33] Whoa! Why is that so good? Bro, my diet is messed up now. Did he send a stress ball?

[01:01:47] Bro, this guy sent a bunch of stuff. Oh no, that's everything. Bro, this guy sent a bunch

[01:02:01] of stuff. What is this? Deep Collagen Nesita Vita Brightening Mask? For my face? Chat for

[01:02:14] my face? Sending hate from Manchester. Okay, appreciate that, bro. Guys, I don't know what

[01:02:33] What collagen does, bro?

[01:02:40] Ah.

[01:02:42] Ah.

[01:02:44] Ah.

[01:02:47] Ah.

[01:02:51] Try to look like a blobfish.

[01:02:54] Bro, I don't know what collagen does.

[01:02:58] It feels like lube.

[01:03:02] Ah!

[01:03:04] Ah ha!

[01:03:32] All right, next time out of the day!

[01:03:43] To Jinxi!

[01:03:46] Japanese candy!

[01:03:52] Yes!

[01:03:55] Mango gummy candy, fruity and soft, product of Japan.

[01:04:00] This is my favorite candies, bro.

[01:04:02] Arrigato!

[01:04:03] Arrigato!

[01:04:04] Arrigato!

[01:04:05] Arrigato!

[01:04:06] Oh, no, my diet, bro!

[01:04:12] Chat my diet!

[01:04:14] Whoa, look at this.

[01:04:18] There's more.

[01:04:22] What?

[01:04:23] Wait!

[01:04:24] There's more!

[01:04:25] No.

[01:04:26] No, you didn't.

[01:04:27] No, no, you didn't

[01:04:32] Japanese rice cakes made in Japan

[01:04:36] This is a note read this first, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry

[01:04:42] Hi, Jinxie the enclosed note is from my 13 year old daughter

[01:04:47] Her 15 year old brother introduced her to your content and he plays rainbow succeed and watches your video clips for strategy and gameplay tips

[01:04:54] He's trying his best to improve and it's fun for me to throw the odd skill issue and

[01:04:59] get good from the sidelines when he's crying about how he just got killed, usually 20 seconds

[01:05:04] into the round.

[01:05:05] Enclosed is the bracelet my daughter made for you and a frog charm.

[01:05:10] She's very proud to have made them for someone famous and approachable.

[01:05:13] Streaming is not an easy job, but I'm glad you support your family and have an online

[01:05:16] community that you have built.

[01:05:17] It's not something small and even in the darkest times, just remember that you matter.

[01:05:21] Good luck from Matt.

[01:05:27] Do not eat this note.

[01:05:30] I worked hard on grammar.

[01:05:38] Why would I eat a note?

[01:05:41] Hey, JXC, I've recently started to watch your videos and I decided that I'd send you a little

[01:05:46] gift.

[01:05:47] You're really funny and I enjoy all of your videos.

[01:05:49] My brother showed me your channel and after that I started to watch you.

[01:05:56] Hopefully my bracelet isn't too small for you.

[01:05:58] I know that you are really cool, seven.

[01:06:01] This is from Lily.

[01:06:02] P.S.

[01:06:03] My brother says, hey, Jinxy, can Get On Rainbow, Succeed With Daddy, Don't Be Late.

[01:06:08] His words, not mine.

[01:06:10] Fanboy.

[01:06:11] Okay.

[01:06:12] Wait.

[01:06:13] Wait, where's the bracelet?

[01:06:16] Where's the...

[01:06:19] This is so cute! Oh my God! Bro, this is so cute, bro!

[01:06:28] Oh my goodness, that is so cute, dude!

[01:06:32] Chad, that's so cute!

[01:06:35] Thank you, Lily, thank you, thank you, thank you!

[01:06:38] Bro, we got sent two fanmails from Lily's to my chat. Thank you, Lily, that is very, that is very kind.

[01:06:42] kind. Now chat you guys know I'm very fast. It is time to try Japanese rice

[01:06:51] cakes made in Japan and their banana flavor. Kubota. Banana de fuck you! Kubota

[01:07:03] banana die fuck you Japanese rice cakes banana flavors

[01:07:16] Japan has the best candies.

[01:07:36] Oh my god.

[01:07:45] Oh my god.

[01:07:51] Japan!

[01:07:52] I love you, Japan!

[01:07:54] I need to go to Japan.

[01:07:56] I need to go to Japan and just eat candies.

[01:08:00] Bro, it's so hard to get on a diet.

[01:08:05] Oh my god.

[01:08:06] Oh my god.

[01:08:09] Alright chat, we have some more packages and letters.

[01:08:14] This is a letter from Axelie Finland.

[01:08:18] Wait, this is from Finland?

[01:08:21] Open on stream.

[01:08:22] Bro, from Finland?

[01:08:25] Oh, that's my first messy card I've been saying.

[01:08:36] What?

[01:08:38] That's from Russia World Cup.

[01:08:40] Oh, where?

[01:08:41] That was a bad world cup, boys.

[01:08:44] We don't talk about that one.

[01:08:47] Hey, Jixie, I'm a big fan of yours.

[01:08:48] I love watching your videos.

[01:08:50] My name is Arc Selly and I am from Finland.

[01:08:52] I'm 13 years old and you always make my days better

[01:08:55] and you are so funny and I love your videos.

[01:08:57] I started watching your videos a couple of months ago

[01:09:01] and every day since then you have been in my daily routine.

[01:09:05] Thank you for making me laugh and make me happy from Arc Selly.

[01:09:08] Jim see also can you play Brawl Stars yo w axellie bro oh my god bro it's a

[01:09:17] messy card it's a messy card chat look at him bro so handsome chat look at him

[01:09:24] so beautiful bro yo axellie that is literally so sweet bro thank you so

[01:09:30] much man. All the way in Finland. Yeah, I need to play Brawl Stars. What is this? Is

[01:09:40] that? Oh my god, that's the Berserker. Oh my. Yo, why is it actually good? Why is it

[01:09:50] actually good? There's a note on the back. Hey, Vicks, my name is Gavin and I've been

[01:09:55] watching you for a long time. Thank you. Oh, Jixi, I've been watching you for a long time

[01:10:00] and I think you are the coolest streamer.

[01:10:02] You actually got me to start streaming myself

[01:10:03] and also I discovered you on Siege.

[01:10:06] If you ever want to play together, this is my number.

[01:10:09] Anyway, your streams actually have been helping me

[01:10:12] with not, your streams have been helping me

[01:10:15] with not having many friends anyways.

[01:10:18] Have a good rest of fan mail

[01:10:20] and know Jesus loves you from Gavin.

[01:10:23] W Gavin, man.

[01:10:25] W Gavin, bro, this is good.

[01:10:27] Okay, this is good, bro.

[01:10:29] Why is it actually a good drawing?

[01:10:33] I knew it was the berserker instantly.

[01:10:36] W Gavin, bro.

[01:10:39] W Gavin.

[01:10:43] This is from,

[01:10:46] this is from Florida.

[01:10:48] Oh,

[01:10:50] satellite beach Florida.

[01:10:52] I've never even heard of that place.

[01:10:54] I never even heard of that place.

[01:11:08] It's a phone case.

[01:11:10] Wait, this is like, this is perfect bro.

[01:11:12] I think this is the exact, oh wait, I think it's, oh no this might not be for the right

[01:11:19] phone.

[01:11:20] I'll be right back.

[01:11:26] Read this first.

[01:11:27] God, why do I always open the package before I read it?

[01:11:31] Why?

[01:11:32] Okay, this is hard to open.

[01:11:39] It's like glued together.

[01:11:40] Oh no.

[01:11:41] Guys, it's like glued together though.

[01:11:43] I can't really...

[01:11:44] I can't open it.

[01:11:54] Hi JX, it is cash.

[01:11:56] My Twitch is Blizzard.

[01:11:57] You're my favorite streamer and make me laugh every stream.

[01:12:00] I hope you enjoy what I sent you.

[01:12:02] I know it's not much, but I had nothing to spend and the sweet I sent you is in British,

[01:12:07] by the way.

[01:12:08] Hope you enjoy.

[01:12:09] Also, please sign my phone case and send it back.

[01:12:12] I see.

[01:12:13] PSU Sharpie. If there's any room in your clan, can I join? I'm over 10k trophies.

[01:12:21] Much love from satellite beach, Florida. Oh my god. Wait, you sent it in here?

[01:12:29] From Britain? Ooh, UK candy! Tavineers. I never heard of this. I haven't been

[01:12:37] Same said, UK candy, Cavaniers Jelly Babies.

[01:12:42] Let's try it and ready to welcome Tant.

[01:12:47] Okay, maybe I'm just fat but everything is good.

[01:13:04] Tavineers jelly babies. This is good, bro. Am I just fat? Am I fat? Well, yes, you're

[01:13:19] just fat. Okay. Bro, this bracelet is so sweet, bro. That is so sweet. That is literally

[01:13:29] somebody took the time to do that.

[01:13:34] Oh my God.

[01:13:35] Yo, WUK man, WMDN.

[01:13:38] Track, think of the brand.

[01:13:42] Made in China.

[01:13:47] See bro, we got some weird fan mails,

[01:13:49] but then we also got like wholesome ones.

[01:13:52] Adjustable grip, let's practice grip strength together.

[01:14:06] or my ass or my hand.

[01:14:12] Whoa!

[01:14:22] How do you do it?

[01:14:23] You just...

[01:14:29] I did it, Chad.

[01:14:30] Look, I did it.

[01:14:30] I did it, guys, see?

[01:14:32] Oh no, I can't do it.

[01:14:34] I actually didn't do it.

[01:14:36] I gotta get it to there, I gotta get it.

[01:14:42] I did it! Okay, how do you do that?

[01:14:45] Guys, I'm just weak. Bro, I'm weak, bro.

[01:14:49] I'm not strong. I'm not, like, strong, guys.

[01:14:54] I'm not strong.

[01:14:58] Okay. We know. All right.

[01:15:02] Next fan mail.

[01:15:06] It's a big box.

[01:15:16] No, no, he left, no, no, more food, yes.

[01:15:21] Gansito, cioccarati, marinela.

[01:15:25] Chat, is this from Mexico?

[01:15:28] Viva la Mexico.

[01:15:29] Yes, it is, this is from Mexico.

[01:15:31] This is the same brand.

[01:15:32] Cheddar, do you guys ever have these, Gancito Chokoraki?

[01:15:39] Yes, guys, I'm still in a diet.

[01:15:43] Guys, I'm still in a diet.

[01:15:45] It's just a cheat day.

[01:15:46] It's just a cheat day.

[01:15:49] Whoa, what is this?

[01:15:56] These are actually better cold.

[01:15:59] So that looks like I'm going to get a lot of calories from that.

[01:16:09] Oh my God.

[01:16:16] Oh my God.

[01:16:22] That is so good.

[01:16:25] Guys, if I refrigerate this, it'll be like, oh my God.

[01:16:29] Try to know what you mean.

[01:16:32] Bro, if I refrigerate this, this will be heaven.

[01:16:35] This will be heaven.

[01:16:37] Bro, it's still kind of heaven right now,

[01:16:39] but I'm not even gonna hold you.

[01:16:50] Bro, I don't know who's winning.

[01:16:51] Hey, bro.

[01:16:52] The candy contest, it's Mexico and Japan. Those are the two best countries for candy. Their candy isn't safe.

[01:17:00] Bro, I'm going to put this in my fridge chat. Oh my, dude, if that's cold, if that's cold and I get a glass of milk, I will nuke those.

[01:17:11] German candy. I don't think I got sent German candy before. I've been sent candy from like Sweden, England, Mexico.

[01:17:21] Mexico, Japan, and a couple others, a couple others, a couple others, I think Kera, okay,

[01:17:34] next one.

[01:17:35] Yo, Mexico and Japan's candy are the two like front runners, bro.

[01:17:38] They have the best candy ever, okay.

[01:17:45] No, yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[01:17:51] No, no, no, no, I cannot, I cannot keep eating this.

[01:17:54] It's more candy from Mexico, but it looks so good.

[01:17:59] Pink weenos, oh my God.

[01:18:03] Chocolate filled cupcakes?

[01:18:07] Pink weenos?

[01:18:09] All right, I need to stop, I need to stop eating.

[01:18:11] No, I'm gonna put all these in the fridge.

[01:18:13] We know you sent yourself these.

[01:18:15] All right, fine.

[01:18:17] Next man mail of the day.

[01:18:21] Chat, should I put those in the fridge or the freezer?

[01:18:23] The two ones that I just opened.

[01:18:27] This guy is so fat.

[01:18:28] No, chat, we didn't get 11 million yet.

[01:18:30] We didn't get 11 million yet.

[01:18:35] YouTube, if you're in YouTube,

[01:18:37] come to Twitch, drop a follow.

[01:18:38] We're about to hit 11 million.

[01:18:41] We're like 20k away.

[01:18:49] Chat, I used to like bite these

[01:18:51] when I was a kid.

[01:18:57] This looks weird.

[01:18:58] I don't...

[01:19:07] It smells weird, too.

[01:19:12] I don't know what this is, bro.

[01:19:21] What is this?

[01:19:38] Strawberry cream? Strawberry cream. Can I eat it?

[01:19:45] Strawberry cream.

[01:19:49] It's a candle with a harsh wait it's a candle I can't eat this Jen has a wick

[01:19:59] Wait this is so cute bro this is so cute dude I need to like this I need to like this

[01:20:05] Bride love candles!

[01:20:08] I have a torch right behind me.

[01:20:35] I don't know my torches guys I don't know oh it smells so good like I feel like if I

[01:20:57] like this I feel like if I like this I it's edible no it's not is it actually

[01:21:08] edible guys I'm not vaping I just don't know where my torches bro I don't know

[01:21:14] my torches bro it smells so good oh my god

[01:21:17] Jacks yo bro listen man guys I think that's I think that's every fan mail that

[01:21:25] That is every fan mail.

[01:21:26] Guys, another just like incredible fan mail.

[01:21:32] Bro, Japanese rice cakes are so good, bro.

[01:21:34] Oh my.

[01:21:44] I'm never gonna get skinny.

[01:21:46] I'm never gonna get skinny, bro.

[01:21:49] Okay, boys, we're one win away from Diamond and Siege.

[01:21:52] Guys, I'm just, I can't get skinny, guys.

[01:21:56] It's too hard.

[01:21:57] Holy estrogen.

[01:21:58] Chat, we didn't get 11 million yet.

[01:22:01] We are close.

[01:22:02] Bro, by the way, this is such a sweet bracelet.

[01:22:07] Like this is so, bro, this is just so wholesome.

[01:22:09] Thank you, bro.

[01:22:11] That is literally so sweet.

[01:22:14] Like the fact that you took the time to make that is so kind.

[01:22:19] Thank you.

[01:22:20] Okay, chat.

[01:22:21] W's, bro. Another W fan mail. That was really wholesome. It started off weird, but then it got really wholesome.

[01:22:31] Chat, I just ate so much food. Like, oh my...

[01:22:37] Guys, because when somebody sends stuff, I want to try it.

[01:22:41] Because, like, I'm not going to, like, have somebody send something to not try it.

[01:22:44] Not the guy that sent the pig treats. Like, I can go eff himself. I'm not a pig.

[01:22:49] pig. But everybody else that's had like candy and food and snacks. But the thing is, bro,

[01:22:56] it just all tastes so good. So I just keep eating it. It's bad, bro. It's like bad. Guys,

[01:23:01] we're one went away from diamond. We're one went away from diamond. Chat also, boys, we

[01:23:11] like chat, we are close to 11 million. So let me hit a refresh chat. We are close to

[01:23:17] 11 millions drop a follow. I'm probably going to be streaming pretty late tonight. If we don't get it

[01:23:23] tonight, we're going to get it tomorrow. If you're in YouTube, come to Twitch, drop a follow, even if,

[01:23:30] which I'm going to call it, you like to watch on YouTube, drop a follow anyways, just to help us get it.

[01:23:38] We're close, man. We are close. All right, man. Chat, I'm excited, bro. We're one went away from

[01:23:44] Diamond and Siege. Let's do this. We're one way away from Diamond and Siege, man.

[01:23:55] Chat. Okay. One second.

[01:24:00] Guys, it's not pre-recorded. I didn't already hit 11 million. It's just when you go on Twitch,

[01:24:04] mobile, it rounds up. Bro, it's not pre-recorded. It's not pre-recorded. It's not pre-recorded.

[01:24:09] Dude, dude, shut up.

[01:24:13] Guys, should we do trivia?

[01:24:17] Guys, should we do football trivia?

[01:24:21] I want to swap my, wait, wait, wait.

[01:24:25] Ron Twitter?

[01:24:27] Chad, what did Ron tweet?

[01:24:29] Chad, what did Ron tweet?

[01:24:31] I'm going to get on stage a little bit.

[01:24:33] We're one-one off that.

[01:24:35] Chad, what did Ron tweet?

[01:24:37] Ron Twitter stable Ronaldo.

[01:24:44] Wait, what?

[01:24:49] Lacey woke up.

[01:24:53] Lacey woke up from a six hour knee surgery to call from a call from Ron who genuinely convinced him that he'd been in a coma for the past.

[01:25:03] No, please don't tell me this actually happened. That's messed up. I'm calling

[01:25:10] That's so messed up bro, that's messed up. I'm so much Ron. I love you so much

[01:25:20] Hey, Ron

[01:25:25] Three years

[01:25:28] Oh, no, this is bad. No, no, no. Oh my god

[01:25:31] Bro, this is actually messed up, bro.

[01:25:34] Are you in a coma?

[01:25:37] It's been three years, man.

[01:25:39] What did I miss?

[01:25:41] What did I miss?

[01:25:43] When I was looking at y'all and cooking with y'all.

[01:25:45] I finished that, I finished that.

[01:25:47] Hold on, hold on.

[01:25:48] Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[01:25:50] Listen, man.

[01:25:52] I miss you, dude.

[01:25:54] It's 2029 right now.

[01:25:56] Yo, Ron is sick in the head.

[01:25:58] This is the type of shit that Ron does.

[01:26:01] Oh, miss a lot.

[01:26:03] He's been missing it for the whole three years?

[01:26:06] Yeah, GT6 came out.

[01:26:09] Clicks wanted FNCS.

[01:26:11] Oh, the fuck he did it.

[01:26:13] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[01:26:17] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[01:26:19] Yeah, fuck.

[01:26:21] Clicks didn't help with the FNCS.

[01:26:24] Oh my god. No, no, no, no.

[01:26:26] No, no, no, no, no, okay, that's actually bad

[01:26:29] Bro, oh my god. He snapped out of it as soon as he heard that

[01:26:38] He believes

[01:26:39] Bro, he believed he was gonna come up for three years, but as soon as Ron said clicks one FNCS. He was strong

[01:26:49] Guys it's not a script bro that stuff messes up your head like like bro chat that stuff actually mess up your head

[01:26:55] It's not a script. It's not a script

[01:26:58] Yo chat, should I try to be tower of hell? I want to beat it bro. I gotta stop quitting

[01:27:04] Chats, I try to be tower of hell

[01:27:08] What did I miss when I was cooking with y'all

[01:27:15] Chats, I try to be tower of hell, bro. I have to beat it bro before I get on Siege

[01:27:20] Okay, let's try it. I'm going to try to beat Tower of Hell. Get to Diamond. I know I'm going to get to Diamond. Probably one went off. We can easily get Diamond today at Siege.

[01:27:35] What did I miss? When I was looking at you off.

[01:27:43] All right chat y'all ready?

[01:27:45] I plugged in my controller in my PC.

[01:27:49] Will I be Tower of Hell today?

[01:27:51] We don't know.

[01:27:52] But we're gonna see what we could do bro.

[01:27:56] We're gonna see what we could do.

[01:27:57] We don't know if we're gonna be Tower of Hell.

[01:27:59] But we're gonna see what we could do chat because that's what it's all about.

[01:28:08] Stop saying six, seven.

[01:28:11] been come on what bro I feel like I'm so skilled on controller like you got this

[01:28:26] speed I didn't hit it I didn't hit it though

[01:28:33] bro why does my controller do this chat why does my controller do this guys

[01:28:42] You know high-fives I don't mind being in a lobby with people because then I can like copy what they do

[01:28:51] You got this speed come on come on come on come on come on

[01:28:58] I got this Jen I got this I got this

[01:29:05] Yes, yes, yes

[01:29:11] How did I miss that check come on step foot in Oregon? I'll envy you this is not most extreme shut up

[01:29:28] I just want to win Tower of Hell, bro, and then I could say I did it.

[01:29:39] Bro, Tower of Hell is not easy at all.

[01:29:46] I'm doing it!

[01:30:04] I need chip jump for this.

[01:30:06] Try to go PC.

[01:30:17] Bro!

[01:30:18] I have to be mouse for this?

[01:30:26] FUCK THIS!

[01:30:28] It's discriminative to controller players!

[01:30:32] Bro, that's so discriminative!

[01:30:36] I hate when they do that, bro

[01:30:39] That's so discriminatives of controller players

[01:30:43] No, bro, that's fucking messed up

[01:30:47] General that's actually that's actually messed up guys

[01:30:50] All right chat it's time to get diamond in siege

[01:30:54] I'm one win away

[01:30:57] Come on. What come on. What kind of one win away?

[01:31:02] Bro, this is it. This is it. I got this speed. Come on chat. I'm one with the way

[01:31:08] Plugging in bro plug in please

[01:31:14] Bro chat was Lacey streaming his knee surgery yo, bro

[01:31:23] Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna switch I'm gonna switch my Xbox monitor

[01:31:27] Bro, I hate games that are not fair to controllers, like, that's messed up.

[01:31:31] Bro, I had to shift jump?

[01:31:36] I had to shift jump too? That's messed up. That's messed up.

[01:31:42] Bro, don't discriminate to controller players, bro, please.

[01:31:46] Ladies and gentlemen, will I get diamond today?

[01:31:53] Will I get diamond today?

[01:31:56] The world will never know, and my face can't lean over.

[01:32:00] So I gotta put a towel on my chair

[01:32:01] because my chair has like a bunch of like ass diseases, bro.

[01:32:06] Come on, lock!

[01:32:10] Here we go, chat.

[01:32:11] I might, I might get diamond today.

[01:32:15] That should be me, holding your hand.

[01:32:19] That should be me making you laugh.

[01:32:23] That should be me.

[01:32:25] This is so sad.

[01:32:29] Chad, you guys ready?

[01:32:34] Here we go.

[01:32:35] Whoa, one win away from Diamond in Rainbow Six Siege.

[01:32:41] All solo queue, Chad.

[01:32:44] Chad, if you're new in the Twitch,

[01:32:45] make sure to follow up.

[01:32:46] We're close to 11 million men.

[01:32:50] Make sure you follow up, guys.

[01:32:56] Oh no, oh no.

[01:33:02] Chat, make sure to follow up.

[01:33:04] Okay, I gotta add to the line.

[01:33:06] Chat, I have to add to the line.

[01:33:09] I'm manifesting you to get stream sniped.

[01:33:11] Bah-ha, right.

[01:33:14] Patch notes already seen it.

[01:33:15] Guys, if you're watching in YouTube,

[01:33:19] if you're watching in YouTube,

[01:33:20] please come to Twitch, drop a follow on them.

[01:33:23] We are trying to hit 11 million today, bro.

[01:33:27] We're trying to hit 11 million today, chat.

[01:33:29] Love y'all boys.

[01:33:29] All right, let's do this.

[01:33:31] Guys, one win away from Diamond.

[01:33:33] I need to add to the lay.

[01:33:34] I need to add to the lay.

[01:33:39] Wait, there's patch notes.

[01:33:43] Wait, oh no.

[01:33:44] Hi guys, what did I?

[01:33:45] High-fives, pull it up, pull it up.

[01:33:47] High-fives, pull it up.

[01:33:48] Patch notes, I'ma go pee.

[01:33:50] Chama go pee.

[01:33:51] Wait, new patch notes, hell yeah!

[01:33:54] Do packs, not today, but after I get champ.

[01:33:57] After I get champ.

[01:33:58] Soon, not today, but soon.

[01:34:15] you

[01:34:45] you

[01:35:15] you

[01:35:45] Oh my god, Chad!

[01:35:54] This is what I was waiting to show y'all boys!

[01:35:57] How about you pull it up?

[01:35:58] Wait, I need to put my controller in the back of my room.

[01:36:02] My backup controller?

[01:36:04] I have to charge these batteries.

[01:36:24] All right, so chat.

[01:36:29] First thing, first thing.

[01:36:34] Black ice variants are coming to alpha packs for a limited time.

[01:36:44] Open your alpha packs for a chance to get a green or pink variant.

[01:36:49] Pink's the best.

[01:36:50] From August 4th to September 1st, don't miss it.

[01:36:54] Chat, this is why R6 wanted to do my tournament in between that time gap because we're going

[01:37:01] to have alpha pack drops on the 11th. And I don't know how many packs are going to get.

[01:37:07] I think what we're going to do is you get like one pack every like 20 minutes. So you can just get

[01:37:12] a shitload of packs. And the tournament will probably be like maybe five, six hours. So you'll

[01:37:18] just get a shitload of packs. I can get like 10 plus packs. And from these, you can get a new Black

[01:37:25] Ice variant, which is sick, bro. Now we have patch notes as well. So that's going to be sick.

[01:37:30] That's going to be sick.

[01:37:32] That's going to be sick.

[01:37:34] And that's it.

[01:37:35] Here's the next thing.

[01:37:36] Year 11, season 2.3 is live.

[01:37:39] We've got changes to the Reaper MK2.

[01:37:42] I think the Reaper MK2 is like, is that someone's pistol?

[01:37:49] It's a pistol?

[01:37:50] Habana oryx and more.

[01:37:52] Habana.

[01:37:53] Refinement slash balancing.

[01:37:56] Detonation time it resues to 3.8 seconds.

[01:37:58] Oh, so Habana gets a buff.

[01:38:00] Breaching towards canister ammo increase to 160, WS-144. Habana gets a buff, Maverick gets a buff, Fuse cluster charge. Breach time on reinforced surfaces. Ooh, Fuse gets a buff. Habana buff, Maverick buff, Fuse buff, Fuse buff, God talk!

[01:38:22] Uh, to browse Zoto canister increase Zoto canister range to 3.2 M was 3 M to brow gets above.

[01:38:31] Wow, or it's can dash every five seconds rather than every eight or it's gets above.

[01:38:37] Wait, mute got above increase range to 2.6 meters was 2.4 increase disruption warning mute gets above

[01:38:45] Impact EMP grenade EMPs get above really good changes really good changes chat. I noticed that I noticed that little back door

[01:38:56] Mute buff little back door mute buff. I'm not mad at it

[01:39:01] Jinx is a word to get the elite edition of R6. Um

[01:39:05] New new black-eyed straps. Yeah, so chat these black-eyed straps are gonna be sick

[01:39:11] Like the alpha packs on the tournament, you'll be able to get the new black eyes variations, which almost like 3x is the chances of you getting any black eyes, which is cinema.

[01:39:19] So alpha packs are going to be a big buff and maybe I could get um, maybe I could get Jaeger black eyes.

[01:39:30] Locker, what have us?

[01:39:36] Oh my God.

[01:39:37] Wait, this is the collection. This is what's in the collection. Sophia M7, oh my controller

[01:39:44] disconnected. Wait, why do my controller disconnect? Wait, hi guys, what are you, what hi guys?

[01:40:01] Sophia M7, Green Black Ice Mavericks Pistol, Gridlock, Green Black Ice, Echo, Green Black Ice.

[01:40:11] Now how often does this swap? Is this going to be like every month it swaps?

[01:40:19] Bro, they should have did more. Sophia's M7 looks sexy. They should have did more though.

[01:40:23] chat only four? That's kind of ass. Why'd they only do four?

[01:40:34] Bro, they're never gonna do Yeager for this. They're never gonna do Yeager for this.

[01:40:38] Bro, why they shouldn't did way more, bro.

[01:40:44] I hope it swaps like every... Yes, I should probably open these before September 1st.

[01:40:50] I should probably open these. Maybe during the R6 marathon.

[01:40:55] Alright chat, I need to add to the lay. I need to add to the lay. I need to add to the lay. One sec.

[01:41:20] Because I don't want to get stream sniped for my diamond game.

[01:41:35] I have a 15 seconds delay.

[01:41:37] 15 seconds delay!

[01:41:39] And then what?

[01:41:41] You have to have a 15 second delay.

[01:41:44] I'm not trying to get stream sniped, bro.

[01:41:47] Lock in.

[01:41:50] Chat lock-in, lock-in, lock-in.

[01:41:54] Guys, I do have a big booger.

[01:41:58] Sorry for showing. Sorry. Somebody might be eating right now. Somebody probably is eating.

[01:42:02] Sorry, sorry. Oh my God. Sorry. Someone's definitely eating out of thousands of people.

[01:42:06] Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[01:42:10] I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. I don't know why that. I'm sorry.

[01:42:14] That's unappetizing. Ladies and gentlemen,

[01:42:18] I am one win away from solo queuing all the way to diamond.

[01:42:25] Come on!

[01:42:27] I am one win away!

[01:42:30] Here we go!

[01:42:33] Taipa, I was here in the chat.

[01:42:36] I am one win away from solo queuing the diamond chat.

[01:42:48] Addison, stay hydrated.

[01:42:49] Hydrated.

[01:42:51] Hydrated.

[01:42:52] No, stay hydrated.

[01:42:53] Oh, hydrated.

[01:42:57] Chat, I'm one bit away from getting diamond.

[01:42:58] Make sure you stay hydrated.

[01:43:00] This is it.

[01:43:01] This is the diamond game.

[01:43:02] Solo Q to diamond.

[01:43:03] Can I do it in rank three, but no.

[01:43:05] Chat, currently if you go into our six tracker

[01:43:09] and go to JunkoNA1.

[01:43:13] Chat, I am currently as it sits right now.

[01:43:16] I am six RP away from Diamond, which in other words is one win.

[01:43:26] I am six RP away from Diamond, which in other words is one win.

[01:43:36] Chat, I'm currently in the top 0.9% out of players.

[01:43:40] Chat, that means Diamond, not even Diamond.

[01:43:44] That means Diamond 5 is top like 0.8 percentile. That is actually insane

[01:43:50] Chad here's my staffs for solo queueing now. I'm not gonna sit here and lie

[01:43:54] This is the best solo queue season. I've ever had in my life

[01:43:58] 17 wins six losses. I'm getting like really good teammates every game. I have a 74 win percentage

[01:44:07] 1.62 KDA

[01:44:09] 47 have chopper Senate. I'm playing well my teammates are playing well. I have no complaints

[01:44:14] Guys, it's time to type the I was here's in the chat.

[01:44:17] If we win this game, oh my god, math started.

[01:44:20] Please be a good math.

[01:44:21] Please be a good math.

[01:44:22] Please be a good math.

[01:44:23] Please.

[01:44:24] Dude, I'm going to get an energy drink.

[01:44:26] We need to lock in.

[01:44:27] I'm going to get an energy drink.

[01:44:28] Please be a good math.

[01:44:59] So, Jack, here we go.

[01:45:12] Now, we've got cap say, yes!

[01:45:25] Now, Jack, here.

[01:45:27] to like chat not to toot my own horn here or glaze myself here but you know

[01:45:32] what let's glaze let's glaze cuz I'm tired of the hate so chat I'm in the

[01:45:37] top 0.9 percent out of console players right now and I'm doing it solo queue

[01:45:43] and and I've only played 23 matches guys if I had champion if I'm not even

[01:45:54] I think champion is going to be like top 0.2 percentile this season

[01:45:58] Right 3.0 actually made me love this game again

[01:46:02] Right 3.0 legitimately made me love this game again. Like I'm not even trolling

[01:46:08] Right 3.0 legitimately made me love this game again

[01:46:10] Chobbocken, Mickey, think of it a prime, love you, TJ, think of it a prime, Alana, think

[01:46:21] of it a prime, Jass, think of it a prime, let's go!

[01:46:22] Chobbocken, it's the Diamond Game, come on, we need this!

[01:46:27] You got this, B!

[01:46:28] Come on!

[01:46:29] Here we go!

[01:46:30] Diamond Game!

[01:46:31] Come on!

[01:46:32] Here we go! Diamond game!

[01:46:52] That's two drones. Two drones gone. Bomber, bomber, bomber.

[01:47:02] 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go.

[01:47:22] Okay, let's go.

[01:47:47] My aim feels way better than I did last night.

[01:47:49] Oh my god.

[01:47:51] My aim feels so good right now.

[01:47:52] I feel like I'm just turt.

[01:48:03] I have a 15 second delay.

[01:48:04] I'm not taking any chances today.

[01:48:07] I have such a long delay.

[01:48:09] If anybody tries sniping me, just know you're going to be...

[01:48:11] Yo, I bet you should shot my c4.

[01:48:47] of

[01:50:04] Come on! There it is! Come on! There we go! Good start! Come on, come on, three more rounds.

[01:50:26] Three more rounds and we're diamond. Come on, baby, come on, baby.

[01:50:29] Man, that's where I might get all the hard bridges out of here.

[01:50:31] Zach, think of it a prime, out of the think of it a prime.

[01:50:38] Will you be at the next streamer games?

[01:50:39] Hell yeah bro, that was fun as hell.

[01:50:41] Hey guys, first time in the stream, I thought Jinxsy was supposed to be good at Siege.

[01:50:47] Hayley, you're a 36 month sub!

[01:50:51] Jimbo, think of it a prime.

[01:50:52] Love you Jinxsy, you always make my days better.

[01:50:54] Thank you Jim, love you too baby.

[01:50:56] the same bro y'all make my days better too man

[01:50:59] love you my boy alright chat three more rounds come on

[01:51:03] three more rounds and we have successfully sold out to diamond come on

[01:51:08] dude

[01:51:09] come on dude I'm just scared that like

[01:51:15] if I get to higher ranks bro there's gonna be like those fucking Titan twos

[01:51:19] with like a Zim cronus shit

[01:51:21] Who let the creature stream bar

[01:51:32] Come on chat we need this on extinct over the prime stuff

[01:51:37] Were you glad to see Joe yes, bro, I was very happy to meet Joe that was so cool to meet Joe

[01:51:42] Yeah, man, we can do a stream this year where like Joe comes to Florida or like I come to

[01:51:56] New Jersey and we like stream and vlog or something.

[01:51:59] I'll be sick.

[01:52:00] We can do like a mukbang and like fan mail and stuff.

[01:52:05] That'll be fun.

[01:52:06] Hopefully this year, maybe.

[01:52:08] Like that would be so sick, town.

[01:52:21] Three more rounds, boys!

[01:52:35] Come on, baby!

[01:52:37] We're more rounds!

[01:52:40] Come on, wot!

[01:52:59] Who is your favorite streamer right now? I don't know if I'd say I have a favorite streamer,

[01:53:02] because I watch a bunch of people, but I think the person I watch the most

[01:53:05] unbiasedly is probably Joe. I watch his videos like every night.

[01:53:19] Don't do it!

[01:53:27] I'm 2HP. Oh! Shut up, I'm 2HP.

[01:53:35] I'm two HP chat.

[01:54:06] Wait, I got an assist? Is that the guy in the window or the C4?

[01:54:12] How the hell did I get an assist?

[01:54:14] NAH! IT'S MY TEAMS GOATED!

[01:54:17] Bro, don't sell, I'm one, I'm one, don't sell, I'm one HP. If it comes down to like a 2v2, I'm gonna lose it.

[01:54:27] Why didn't you say yourself? Because bro, I would never watch myself.

[01:54:31] Because I already know everything I did in a day.

[01:54:35] I don't think anybody does that.

[01:54:38] You're not formating me.

[01:54:42] I'm 35.

[01:54:45] Okay. I'm one house.

[01:54:47] No, no, guys, don't die.

[01:54:49] Guys, don't die. Don't die. Don't die. Don't die. Don't die.

[01:54:51] I'm one house, please.

[01:54:53] Don't die. Don't die. Don't die.

[01:54:55] Oh, no.

[01:54:58] Chill, chill. Please don't die.

[01:55:01] I'm 1HP. Stop dying. Stop dying. Please.

[01:55:04] Please

[01:55:21] Oh my god, we almost over one before oh my god. Oh my god. Yes

[01:55:34] I was playing, I was playing way too aggressive. I was playing way too aggressive. Oh my god. Oh my god

[01:55:43] I should have just head in the corner because bro in a situation like that like yeah getting the kill

[01:55:47] I could probably get the kill, but it's like if I just hide he

[01:55:52] Mathematically just not have enough time to play it. Do you know what I mean?

[01:55:55] He mathematically does not have enough time to play it like bro part of being a good siege player is also being disciplined

[01:56:02] Because, yeah bro, like, Ronaldo in step post?

[01:56:08] Hi guys, can you pull up CR7 Instagram?

[01:56:18] That's always been your problem.

[01:56:20] Yo, buddy, I have discipline.

[01:56:22] I have discipline.

[01:56:23] I have discipline.

[01:56:25] No, guys, the thing is, bro.

[01:56:31] The thing is, like, when I'm, like, when you're in a 1v1 scenario and that guy has 3 seconds

[01:56:39] left, if I peek, I'm selling.

[01:56:41] Like he does not have enough time to play it.

[01:56:43] But the thing is, most players will peek.

[01:56:46] PROS will peek!

[01:56:49] Because bro, you always want to be confident in the seeds, but when a round is mathematically

[01:56:52] unwinnable to side.

[01:56:59] good to be confident wait this is Bernardo Instagram my toys

[01:57:20] I'm going to say a few words about this pit.

[01:57:25] I watched it all in my time.

[01:57:27] You see that pit somewhere.

[01:57:29] It's just nothing.

[01:57:30] Nothing is going to look good.

[01:57:31] Just nothing.

[01:57:33] Bro, Messi would never post that.

[01:57:35] I'm just going to be honest.

[01:57:37] Messi would never post that.

[01:57:38] Bro, Ronaldo, we know you're rich.

[01:57:40] Bro, Messi would never post that, Jordan.

[01:57:42] I'm just going to be honest.

[01:57:44] Messi would never post that.

[01:57:46] Ronaldo, we know you're rich, bro.

[01:57:48] of

[01:57:55] the

[01:58:01] death of

[01:58:06] the

[01:58:12] death of

[01:58:17] Winnable winnable winnable winnable winnable winnable

[01:58:22] No we missed his head still winnable still winnable bro I just soooooooooooo

[01:58:30] No motion messy bro messy is just as rich as

[01:58:38] Ronaldo Messi just would not post that brah because Messi don't care bro

[01:58:50] Messi would not post that

[01:58:54] Guys, I just choked!

[01:59:05] Bro, I choked.

[01:59:09] Messi is broke.

[01:59:10] You think Messi is broke?

[01:59:13] You think Messi is broke?

[01:59:15] Ronaldo is richer though.

[01:59:17] I don't care.

[01:59:18] Bro, who cares?

[01:59:20] Why would you care if Ronaldo is richer?

[01:59:23] Messi is better at football and that fact drives Ronaldo crazy.

[01:59:29] Yo, I'm not doing this today. Let me lock in.

[01:59:33] Bro, bro, bro, Messi doesn't care if Ronaldo has more.

[01:59:36] Bro, Messi is better at football. Messi is better at football.

[01:59:39] He doesn't care, bro.

[01:59:41] Messi is better at football, bro. He doesn't care about how many cars Ronaldo has, bro.

[01:59:56] Because Messi has more ballon doors. Messi has more ballon doors, bro. Messi's trophy

[02:00:01] case is bigger, bro. Jake, think it about, look. Joe Mog doing his Instagram post. Wait,

[02:00:08] Did Joe post on Instagram?

[02:00:10] Did Joe post?

[02:00:11] High-fives, go to Joe on Instagram.

[02:00:14] Did Joe actually?

[02:00:27] Yo, streamer games was so fun, bro.

[02:00:29] Bro, Messi, yes, Messi has a bigger trophy case.

[02:00:40] Guys, even if Ronaldo is richer, bro, Messi has a bigger trophy case.

[02:00:44] He does.

[02:00:45] I promise Messi does not care.

[02:00:47] Messi does not care, bro.

[02:00:49] Chela, look at these, bro.

[02:00:52] Chela, look at these.

[02:00:53] Look at these.

[02:00:54] My mom got me these today.

[02:00:55] Chela, look at these.

[02:00:57] messy sandals because my mom knows that I like to wear sandals.

[02:01:01] Ten seconds to go.

[02:01:03] Yeah, no, no, no, no.

[02:01:05] Chad, those are nice, right?

[02:01:07] Those are nice.

[02:01:09] All right, come on, come on.

[02:01:15] Yo, I feel like I'm the messy of siege.

[02:01:17] Is that a crazy statement?

[02:01:19] Chad, is that a crazy sentence to say?

[02:01:22] I think I'm the messy of siege, bro.

[02:01:27] Is that crazy? I really do feel like I'm the messy of the game.

[02:01:37] SLAM! Oh my god! How do you lose that? How do you lose that?

[02:02:45] One more round!

[02:02:48] Oh my god.

[02:02:52] One more.

[02:02:54] One more, one more.

[02:02:55] Chad, this is Joe's Instagram.

[02:02:57] Let's see.

[02:02:59] Oh my god, Team USA.

[02:03:02] Bro, I look weird in that picture, bro.

[02:03:05] I look weird.

[02:03:07] Oh my god.

[02:03:09] Joe is mocking me.

[02:03:11] God, Joe's so handsome.

[02:03:13] Joe's oh man Joe is so handsome bro oh my god look at Joe's arm dude look at Joe's arm

[02:03:32] team seventh a bro we might have got seventh place but chat at the end of the day we had a good

[02:03:36] time we might have got seventh but hey at the end of the day we had a good time and we met cool

[02:03:43] people bro.

[02:03:52] You have a gooner arm.

[02:03:54] Wait, Los just texted.

[02:03:56] Los, Los!

[02:03:58] We need to locate a bomb.

[02:04:11] Just texted about chain together, please Lose come on Lose

[02:04:17] Lose texted you that's what I just said is loose lives

[02:04:27] Bro what date for chain together I

[02:04:31] Literally set everything up Lose just give me a date. He wants to do it in Jersey, which is fine

[02:04:37] Most wants to do it in Jersey

[02:04:41] Halo suits me

[02:04:46] Halo suits me

[02:04:51] Chattop we win this round we are officially diamond in solo queue in rank 3.0

[02:05:41] get the ball get the ball

[02:05:52] get the war hole!

[02:05:53] Daniels the war hole!

[02:05:59] Daniels please just shoot the war

[02:06:01] please shoot the war

[02:06:02] the war hole behind you

[02:06:04] no the war hole

[02:06:11] The womb! Jesus Christ! The womb!

[02:06:19] Yeah, man, I get flanked. God, you're worthless! Worthless, worthless, worthless! You're inside

[02:06:28] for five minutes! Get the womb! The womb!

[02:06:34] They're both off site. They're both off site. Laying down off site. Laying down off site.

[02:06:39] I want this why I don't play support when I solo queue this might do not play support no matter what when I solo queue every time

[02:06:47] Looks like we're gonna win anyway, so who cares

[02:06:56] Yeah

[02:06:58] Show me the animation

[02:07:02] Diamond five in rent 3.0 all solo queue

[02:07:07] 1.3 kill at death ratio with a 75 win percent of the truth!

[02:07:18] Come on!

[02:07:20] Oh my god, he's gone and buddy done it.

[02:07:23] He's gone and done it!

[02:07:25] Diamond 5 in rank 3.0, all soloqueue, 1.3 KB, 75 win percentage.

[02:07:32] After all the stream snipes, after all the team kills,

[02:07:36] we reached diamond in just 24 matches 24 matches is all it took to reach diamond

[02:07:46] and now let's go for champ 24 matches it all took for diamond fucking aura literally aura bro

[02:07:57] literally aura man

[02:07:58] guys here it is these are the official stats this is what diamond five gets you in siege top

[02:08:08] 0.8 percentile of players 1.29 KD 73.9 win percentage 24 matches played 17 wins 18 win

[02:08:21] I'm in the top 0.8% of players, top 0.8% guys, that means we're ahead of 99.2% of the player

[02:08:37] base on console and we did it so low Q. Oh God, we're starting to get into sweaty ass

[02:08:43] lobbies now. There's like seven diamonds in this lobby. Yeah, we're starting to get into

[02:08:49] some sweaty ass lobbies. Yo, I love rank 3.0. Rank 3.0, dead ass man, you love this game again.

[02:08:56] Because bro, now that I'm in Diamond 5, it's like, oh, my teammates are gonna be high Emerald,

[02:09:01] low Diamond, my enemies are gonna be high Emerald, low Diamond. It's not rank 2.0,

[02:09:08] where I'm in Diamond and I'm going against Champs and Silver. We got Oregon, yes! Guys,

[02:09:16] I really do believe I don't know when we're going to do the marathon

[02:09:20] Maybe after or before chain together. I don't know. It just depends what date most can do it

[02:09:25] But bro, I really think we're gonna solo queue to champion guys this season

[02:09:28] I I think we're gonna solo queue to champion and right through point out, which is absolutely insane

[02:09:36] That is absolutely insane bro absolutely insane chat if you're watching on YouTube come to twitch drop a follow

[02:09:42] We are about to hit 11 million on twitch today drop a follow on my boys

[02:09:47] Yeah, I'm not an organ crutch. I just love organ, bro. I love organ. I love James. He's feet. Thank you for the tier one

[02:09:55] Hey, I'll think for the prime ten of you to him

[02:10:02] Join Timmy I'm on console. I'm on console. Also, I'm doing only solo queue this season on console on BC

[02:10:09] I'm not playing with Timmy, but I'm just doing only solo Q2C's on console.

[02:10:15] Bro, it's weird, bro. I just feel like on console, my teammates are smarter.

[02:10:18] Because on PC, I carry more and I get sold way more.

[02:10:22] But on console, my teammates are just smarter.

[02:10:24] Like on PC, I have a higher KD, lower win percentage.

[02:10:27] On console, I have a lower KD, higher win percentage.

[02:10:30] We need to locate a thon.

[02:10:32] But yeah, chat. Upcoming marathons and tournaments.

[02:10:36] Upcoming tournaments, 2v2, R6 creator tournament, 100 streamer, Fortnite tournament, those are the next two tournaments.

[02:10:42] Upcoming marathons, the last of us part 1 and 2, R6 solo queue to champion in rank 3.0, that's coming up.

[02:10:50] Chained together with Lose and Ron, that's coming up, Elden Ring DLC, that's coming up, like a lot of shit coming up, boys.

[02:10:58] Reflex, thank you for the prime, I love you, baby!

[02:11:03] Tell them there's one.

[02:11:04] 10 seconds before insertion.

[02:11:10] 5 seconds to insertion.

[02:11:12] Did they go upstairs? They did. They did. They did. They did.

[02:11:18] So you get carried on console? It's not that I get carried. I just talk to like better teammates.

[02:11:22] On PC, I just get launched more.

[02:11:25] I still have a good win percentage on both, but like, I just get launched on PC.

[02:11:30] Like, if I go 10 and 5 on PC, it's just not enough.

[02:11:37] Sometimes.

[02:11:40] I heard him the whole way.

[02:11:55] I heard him the whole way.

[02:12:15] See bro, now that we're in higher ranks, they're starting to break the glass off windows, they're

[02:12:19] holding pixels like, it's gonna start getting sweatier, I need to lock in.

[02:12:24] I need to lock in.

[02:12:29] I got it. If we're gonna get champ, I gotta lock in.

[02:12:32] We got Diamond, but now I need to really lock in.

[02:12:34] MVP, they gonna be the prime.

[02:12:35] Twisted, they gonna be the prime.

[02:12:36] TM, they gonna be the prime.

[02:12:37] Monty, they gonna be the prime.

[02:12:49] Go to the right!

[02:12:50] Go to the right!

[02:12:52] We're gonna almost die due to H.

[02:12:54] What was that?

[02:12:56] Try it.

[02:12:58] Bro, that's on me, that's on me.

[02:13:09] Why do you break the glass off windows?

[02:13:11] The reason why high-ranked players break the glass off windows

[02:13:15] is because if somebody repels up to the window,

[02:13:18] you will not hear them unless you break glass.

[02:13:20] Because if you break glass, you get the audio.

[02:13:23] But if you don't touch the barricade, don't break the glass, you're not going to know

[02:13:26] when somebody comes up to the window and they can easily just shoot you in the back and

[02:13:29] catch you off guard by punching the window or ramming the window.

[02:13:33] So it's always good to break the windows, bro, it's always good.

[02:13:37] All right, if I'm going to get to champ, I need to start like actually strapping.

[02:13:43] I might do like, I might go like, I'm going to start playing like tournaments, bro.

[02:13:48] I might go like capitol back steps and just like fire off.

[02:13:52] I mean, I could go Ying or Grim, Grim's band.

[02:13:54] I might just go Ying.

[02:13:56] I think if I was treating this like it's rank,

[02:14:01] I would probably just go Ying and blind everyone.

[02:14:04] Or not rank, it's a tournament.

[02:14:06] I'm going to have to start actually straining.

[02:14:09] Pineapple pizza, think of it as a brand.

[02:14:10] We got to get champ boys.

[02:14:11] Now the real grind begins.

[02:14:14] Because getting out of Emerald was already hard.

[02:14:16] Getting to champ is not going to be easy.

[02:14:20] You're drawn to locate a boss

[02:14:31] Someone tell this guy to stop talking

[02:14:40] It's probably better to go Ying LMG shot my team

[02:14:50] The drone is located at bomb, 10 seconds for 4 insertion, 5 seconds for 4 insertion.

[02:15:05] Ying I'll get hatched, how are you gonna get hatched?

[02:15:07] Make your way to its location and engage it.

[02:15:09] I'm confused, how are you gonna get hatched?

[02:15:14] Loraz drone I guess?

[02:15:20] Bro we don't have anything for the hatch man

[02:15:24] Bro the other team is just trying harder they're gonna win we need like a thatcher or something guys

[02:15:44] Yeah, I don't really know why we don't have like a Thatcher, but I've got a 2026 and

[02:16:08] everybody's just like lazy like why don't we not have a fatcher bro like why

[02:16:14] why see like now we like the whole strat is just fucked or like any EMPs

[02:16:21] are you kidding me no one win EMPs

[02:16:32] looks like it's not gonna matter though

[02:17:08] Look, yo, are you brain dead?

[02:17:31] You were in the corner the whole time.

[02:17:32] I flashed him five times, he never left.

[02:17:36] I'm so fucking unlucky, why did I walk at him, why did I walk at him, why did I walk at him?

[02:17:46] I'm terrible, but we never broke the hatch, which allowed him to stay in that corner.

[02:17:52] You're going ash when they have a cave.

[02:17:54] Jake, be able to run.

[02:17:57] I'm going to be honest, I thought he left the corner.

[02:18:00] I thought he left the corner like 19 times.

[02:18:06] Also, like, I don't know.

[02:18:09] I know I'm jinxed, so like my game has to glitch, but like I yinged close, and I never

[02:18:14] even heard him grunt or anything.

[02:18:16] I never heard him grunt or anything.

[02:18:19] Fuuuuck!

[02:18:20] Like he actually just sat in that corner the whole time, were you kidding me?

[02:18:25] He actually just sat in that corner the whole time?

[02:18:33] He didn't leave because he didn't see.

[02:18:34] No, I know that.

[02:18:35] But like, I thought I was gonna hear him go,

[02:18:37] OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!

[02:18:39] In the corner when I dinged him twice,

[02:18:40] but he made no noise.

[02:18:42] So my god, he had to have laughed.

[02:18:44] Cause I know he killed my teammate there,

[02:18:46] but his player produced no audio.

[02:18:49] Zero audio.

[02:18:52] I need to locate a bomb.

[02:18:53] Also, my teammate is calling me terrible when they have a Cade and we have four Fraggers.

[02:19:15] Somebody just go EMPs. I'm not asking for the world here. It's 2026

[02:19:20] play the objective. I swear to God players are devolving.

[02:19:26] Seeders in its prime when literally everyone displays their

[02:19:30] might thatcher. God I swear to God people are devolving. If we break that hatch he

[02:19:38] can't sit in that corner.

[02:19:45] I swear man, every year that goes on, players just care less about the objective.

[02:19:54] Every fucking time!

[02:20:01] Every fucking year, man!

[02:20:02] Everybody just cares less about winning and more about stroking their fucking penis with

[02:20:07] their katie.

[02:20:08] I don't care about your katie, I wanna win.

[02:20:11] god I don't give a fuck about your Katie I want to win man

[02:20:25] we're gonna get flanked we're locked with the complete wrong direction but

[02:20:35] Actually they went to the wrong site

[02:20:50] If I get C4 I swear if I get C4 I swear

[02:20:57] The wrong site all right not bad we got one attack

[02:21:05] KD is the stat and so is champion. Yeah, what I just said went in one ear out the other

[02:21:11] Yo, man, I'd rather be champ with a 1.1 KD than fucking platinum with a 1.9. I don't give a fuck about KD

[02:21:21] We had we we had four fraggers on our team four fraggers and they had a K

[02:21:29] That is unacceptable

[02:21:31] That's unacceptable!

[02:21:33] That's unacceptable!

[02:21:35] Don't defend that because you're expressing the fuck off!

[02:21:39] It's a 4v2 and I'm staring at an electric hatch.

[02:21:42] If you don't see the problem, you are the problem.

[02:22:01] Like, I'm going ying, I'm going ying hard breaches.

[02:22:05] My teammate types in all chat, I'll get the hatch, JX.

[02:22:08] First thing I say, uh, how?

[02:22:10] A flora's drone?

[02:22:12] We have a snake and ash of flora's

[02:22:14] and like a fucking, I don't even remember the other one.

[02:22:17] Bring a factor!

[02:22:19] Wire player's devolving!

[02:22:23] And then of course, of course,

[02:22:26] because see, it's a punishing game.

[02:22:28] Smoke gets three shot and killed in that corner, where we can literally see him from the hatch.

[02:22:42] It's a game, bro, calm down. That's a coward-ass mindset!

[02:22:45] That's a coward-ass mindset and you know it!

[02:22:48] That's a coward-ass mindset!

[02:23:28] That's what I'm talking about, Gleo.

[02:24:27] Feed him! He just wants kills!

[02:24:30] DO NOT FEED HIM!

[02:24:33] HE JUST WANT SKILLS!

[02:24:36] Why does it say Flores is last alive when it's Ying LMG?

[02:24:43] Please speak me, I have a shotgun.

[02:24:45] I saw his drone was anywhere near me, so I knew it was the same front of him.

[02:25:14] Ban ace, just get all the hard gritches out of here and then we can go up top.

[02:25:20] Get all the hard gritches out of here.

[02:25:22] Wait, he has yings gone?

[02:25:26] What?

[02:25:27] Florez got ying out on G?

[02:25:31] Chad, when was this?

[02:25:33] When was this?

[02:25:34] I didn't know that.

[02:25:35] I didn't know that.

[02:25:36] Chad, when was this?

[02:25:37] When was this?

[02:25:38] When was this?

[02:25:39] When was this?

[02:25:40] Guys, when was this?

[02:25:48] Brady de Valdor.

[02:25:49] Oh, chat.

[02:25:50] I didn't tell you guys this yet.

[02:25:52] I saw this two days ago.

[02:25:54] Chat, I love Zim is back.

[02:25:57] He got unbanned like two days ago.

[02:26:00] The absolute first 1v1 I want to set up is going to be I love Zim versus Squirtle.

[02:26:05] I want to set that up like this week.

[02:26:07] I want to set that up like this week.

[02:26:08] I love Zim got unbanned like two days ago.

[02:26:10] I'm not even kidding.

[02:26:11] See, he's just back.

[02:26:13] Right 3.0 is absolutely goaded, and Zim got unbanned.

[02:26:17] Keep the bombs protected.

[02:26:19] Yeah, he got unbanned like two days ago.

[02:26:25] The first 1v1 I wanna set it up

[02:26:27] is gonna be Zim vs. Squirtle,

[02:26:29] the most toxic 1v1 of all time.

[02:26:31] I think it's been like two years since they played like over a year

[02:26:41] So this one the best mazzi in North America because I just got three cameras. I've got three cams

[02:26:47] Like do you realize how hard it is to play against me? You can't drone when you're in my lobby

[02:26:52] You cannot drone when you're in my lobby. Dead ass. You can't do it. You can't drone against me

[02:26:56] I can see it now chat because I got all their drones I can spawn peak

[02:27:12] He stopped moving so I'm gonna run away now. He's not moving. I was weird

[02:27:15] That's four drones gone.

[02:27:26] Like I'm deadass so hard to play against.

[02:27:30] You can't jump shit against me.

[02:27:36] Now back to site.

[02:27:37] They're gonna be looking for me on the roam for the next 20 seconds.

[02:27:43] Reload!

[02:27:44] Nice team! Good shit!

[02:27:52] But I don't know what it is, I just keep getting good teammates bro, my god.

[02:27:58] I'm getting fucking winners Q.

[02:27:59] drone which means somebody's probably on this window

[02:28:59] Damn I tried, I tried.

[02:29:03] Bro we overheated man, that was a 5v3.

[02:29:08] We overheated so hard.

[02:29:15] We overheated so much bro.

[02:29:22] I think I overpeat.

[02:29:25] I should have like, I mean, it was a 1v3, but I should have like, let him come to me probably.

[02:29:31] Bro, they don't even have a hard breacher.

[02:29:34] Like, they don't even have a hard breacher.

[02:29:35] I think Dokubi's a good ban.

[02:29:37] Um, they don't have an Ace or Thermite.

[02:29:39] We overheated, bro. Point blank period.

[02:29:43] We definitely overheated.

[02:29:45] Bro, they had like no drones and it was a 5v3.

[02:29:47] God, we can't be losing that, guys!

[02:29:50] Jankster go game chat lock in with your team where PG don't worry PG

[02:30:00] Yo, what up guys? How's everybody doing?

[02:30:04] Yo, J out they go to find gift in a baby. Yo, what up guys?

[02:30:09] Hey guys, how's it going? Can you guys hear me? Can you see the words that I typed?

[02:30:17] Am I not talking

[02:30:20] Hey guys how's it going? Hey guys can you hear me?

[02:30:26] I think he's trying to fix his game. I think he's trying to go through us.

[02:30:29] I can't! I don't know my mic's not working in GC.

[02:30:33] It's two drones.

[02:30:47] Two drones gone.

[02:31:19] of

[02:32:02] three

[02:32:18] whites

[02:34:02] That's not a knock.

[02:34:13] That's not a knock.

[02:34:14] There's one health.

[02:34:17] But that ram play got so bad.

[02:34:22] Am I going to lose diamond on my first game?

[02:34:31] How was that not a no?

[02:34:34] Bro, that was the guy I almost spawned Peak 2.

[02:34:38] This guy promoted his TikTok.

[02:34:40] Alright.

[02:34:44] Oh my god, if I lose one more game,

[02:34:45] I'm already gonna lose Diamond.

[02:34:49] Bro, that was just like, oh my god.

[02:34:53] You know, bro, if I would've just clutched up

[02:34:55] that 1v2 with Yang, we would've won.

[02:34:57] I was in a 1v2, a 1v3, and then like a 1v4. Bro, but we shouldn't have like, we should not have lost that game. That's so fucking irritating.

[02:35:07] It was a 4v2, everybody overheated. It was a 5v3, everybody overheated. It was a 5v1, they tried to overheat.

[02:35:14] Like, that was just like the classic like ADHD team. Just did not know how to play numbers at all.

[02:35:22] enemy lost. Accountability bro what am I going to be accountable for? Like I already said

[02:35:41] if I would have won that 1v2 we would have won. I shouldn't have moved off, I shouldn't

[02:35:45] have moved off again. But it doesn't change the fact that no one was playing support whatsoever

[02:35:50] Like, they had a Kade, we had four fraggers, we had a 4v2, everybody overheated, we had a 5v3, everybody overheated, we had a 5v1, everybody overheated, like, that team just had, literally, ADHD.

[02:36:04] Like, the biggest problem with that team that I just had was like, they were good at getting early kills, but their biggest weakness as players is they just threw numbers every round.

[02:36:15] They just threw numbers.

[02:36:16] If it was a 5v3, they would just get ADHD. If it was a 5v2, they'd get ADHD. If it was a 4v2, they'd get ADHD.

[02:36:23] They were good at getting kills, but they were they were bad at like holding on to the lead.

[02:36:36] Like that was their biggest weakness.

[02:36:39] Spoil wants to duo queue on PC?

[02:36:44] How would we how would we duo queue?

[02:36:46] How because I'm on I don't know if I want to play PC chat to be honest

[02:36:53] For the last time I played PC in high ranks. It was literally just like cheaters or people we were sus and cheating

[02:36:59] Like loves point to death kid, but I don't I don't know if I want to play PC

[02:37:05] PC's at

[02:37:07] It just happens. PC's only really good for pro league

[02:37:12] Yeah, that that team was annoying cuz like

[02:37:14] That team, it was like an anxiety attack. Every time we were in a 5v3, it was a fucking anxiety attack.

[02:37:21] Literally, that team was just like, did not hold on to numbers whatsoever.

[02:37:25] The most annoying round was the 4v2 when no one went Thatcher. That round was annoying.

[02:37:32] Not even Thatcher. Any type of VMPs. No one went any type of VMPs.

[02:37:39] Brian was saying if you're like a silver player, I don't really care.

[02:37:41] Bro, if you're in Diamond in ranked 3.0, I kind of expect that you understand how EMPs work.

[02:37:49] And I'm cool with having one fragger, two fraggers, three fraggers.

[02:37:53] Bro, there's four fraggers and I have hard reaches. It's like, come on guys, come on.

[02:38:01] That thing would just like brain rot 101.

[02:38:03] 101.

[02:38:09] You're still talking about it?

[02:38:10] Yeah, because give me a minute!

[02:38:12] I just lost!

[02:38:12] Give me a minute!

[02:38:14] Give me a minute to decompress!

[02:38:16] What do you want me to do?

[02:38:17] Sunshine rainbows!

[02:38:18] It's not!

[02:38:20] We sold a 4V2 and a 5V3.

[02:38:23] It's not sunshine rainbows.

[02:38:25] That seemed like an over-aggressive problem.

[02:38:28] I'm going to address it!

[02:38:30] I'm going to address it!

[02:38:32] Shout out Morocco.

[02:38:33] I'm gonna address it, bro. I'm gonna address it.

[02:38:37] Seat up, they're gonna find a gift.

[02:38:40] I'm not gonna not address it. Like, how are we all gonna get better at the game if I don't say anything?

[02:38:48] If you sell a 5v3 and a 4v2 and then almost sell a 5v1, you clearly have an over-adgressive problem.

[02:39:33] This 15 second delay is working wonders for me.

[02:39:54] I'm going to get like two more go-kiddie calls, so I can start to tell.

[02:40:24] I mean, how many don't-gonna-be-calls can I get?

[02:40:49] I mean, how many Dukami calls can one guy get?

[02:41:19] you had one job

[02:41:45] You won one job!

[02:41:52] Like I knew you should have, dude.

[02:41:54] If you're 38 speed defuse, why would you not defuse?

[02:41:58] I was literally hesitating, I was stutter-stepping, trying to symbolize you should defuse.

[02:42:03] You are 30 health, you should defuse.

[02:42:05] I'm full health, I should be the one covering you.

[02:42:11] It's disgusting. It's disgusting. I'm gonna lose diamond off this. No, no, I'm thinking

[02:42:19] like a coward. He was 1HP. Hey, hey, that's what I just said. He walked over the diffuser

[02:42:29] twice. Bro, if you're 1HP and you're in a 2B1, it is your responsibility to defuse.

[02:42:35] I can cover you. I'm full health. I'm full health. I can cover you

[02:42:42] I'm gonna thrive the maverick on the maverickle that guy got absolutely fucking worked

[02:42:51] Try talking to your team bro the problem is though like sometimes I'm not even just saying this

[02:42:55] I swear to God sometimes my call-outs for my teammates literally get me killed more than they get me killed

[02:43:01] I'm not even getting

[02:43:05] Like, if I'm playing with like, Mingo, it's way different.

[02:43:09] Like, the average, like, console kids' callouts are horrible!

[02:43:14] Like, horrible!

[02:43:18] And I have enough game sense to where, like, I can assume what's happening on the map.

[02:43:35] I thought you weren't blaming your team anymore.

[02:43:39] I mean, that round was disgusting, though.

[02:43:40] Come on.

[02:43:41] That round was disgusting.

[02:44:42] Keep on deploying

[02:45:07] So they're gonna keep coming for me

[02:45:12] There we go, man.

[02:45:25] There we go.

[02:45:26] Alright, don't over-aggress, relax.

[02:45:29] It's going to be aggressive in 5v5s, it's not going to be aggressive in 4v1s.

[02:45:33] Relax.

[02:45:34] Yo chat, the first kill I got on Ram was actually disgusting.

[02:45:41] Like I'm not even kidding, alright.

[02:45:46] Guys it was a 5v1, let's relax.

[02:45:49] It was a 5v1 guys, fucking relax.

[02:45:55] I'm not doing this shit again.

[02:46:09] You're moving way too much.

[02:46:22] Is he saving his KD or is he going to go for it?

[02:46:30] Alright, well now it's almost mathematically impossible for him to win.

[02:46:39] 5 seconds to go, nice there we go guys, come on there we go, it's another good round, it's

[02:46:58] another good round boys, get the hit diamond already bro, we literally hit diamond like

[02:47:02] 30 minutes ago, now we're pushing for champ. Oh wait, they give it a prime.

[02:47:09] Yo, that's a 6KD chat. That is a 6KD. Oh my god. Also, bro chat, I'm a beyondist.

[02:47:18] General bans, if you're defending and you want to rank up and see each, the best attackers to ban

[02:47:24] on most maps is going to be like Ace, Thermite, Dokka B, Snake. If you're having trouble roaming,

[02:47:31] Goat could be in snake are good bands if you're having trouble holding sight thermite and ace are good bands

[02:47:36] Why do I say this most players in like silver and gold are not gonna know what the fuck to do with Habana?

[02:47:41] opening a wall or like hard breaching rounds opening a wall because if they do then they have to jump through it and just chop

[02:47:48] Yo, I'm six and oh chat. This is really good. This is a good game. This is a good game. This is a good game

[02:47:54] I'm gonna be honest. I was not expecting to go six and oh on this map, but it's all about how much you actually lock in

[02:47:59] At the end of the day bro, it's just about how much you actually end up locking in, for real.

[02:48:04] Cause right now I'm locked.

[02:48:10] Lion. Nah, I think Lion is a little outdated. He's still good, he's still good, don't get me wrong.

[02:48:15] Lion's a little outdated because of Doga being snake and how strong they are.

[02:48:29] They keep pushing here, trying to keep trying them.

[02:48:58] Imagine I kill this guy again.

[02:49:01] Oh, he had a cam, he had a cam.

[02:49:08] There was like a whole SWAT team.

[02:49:13] Oh, the cam was outside.

[02:49:17] The cam was outside and I saw it in the kill cam.

[02:49:19] Bro, they sent a whole SWAT team.

[02:49:21] Alright chat, let me say this now.

[02:49:24] If my team wins a 3v5, 200 gets us up to the chat.

[02:49:27] I'm gonna go pee, I'll be back.

[02:49:29] If my team wins a 3v5, 200 gets us up to the chat.

[02:49:33] I'm gonna go pee, pee hard pee.

[02:49:46] Up for it, located at bomb.

[02:49:47] You know what to do.

[02:51:27] Wait, they want... did they win? Did they win?

[02:51:38] I'm confused. Did they win? Did they win?

[02:51:46] They want a 3v5. Are you serious? They actually want a 3v5.

[02:51:50] Art of man and I've worked 200 get to something to chat.

[02:51:54] WHAT?!

[02:51:55] Bro!

[02:51:56] They actually fucking won?

[02:51:59] 200 get to something to chat?

[02:52:03] Bro what?

[02:52:04] Casa Ramu Sanamu Sapa Supa Sapa Pisa Mbappe.

[02:52:17] Our chat 200 get to something to chat.

[02:52:18] Or they actually won, I'm impressed, that's fuckin' aura.

[02:52:24] Bro, they won!

[02:52:25] Trying to give something to chat!

[02:52:27] Trying to give something to chat!

[02:52:29] White thinking the bottle though.

[02:52:30] Caz thinking the bottle though.

[02:52:32] Dude, I can't believe they won, that's actually fuckin' sick.

[02:52:35] Alright chat, let me lock in.

[02:52:36] That run out was slightly overly aggressive.

[02:52:38] Bro, I didn't know there was gonna be four of them on me when I literally shot.

[02:52:42] I'm eating a dumpling.

[02:52:45] Or no, it's not a dumpling, rice cake.

[02:52:48] Yeah, I shot like, boom, boom.

[02:52:54] I shot one cam, I think there's gonna be four of them there.

[02:53:01] It was nice hearing you, Vape.

[02:53:02] Barra!

[02:53:04] JB, thank you for all of them.

[02:53:06] JB, thank you for all of them.

[02:53:08] You're a jinx, you're so petite.

[02:53:10] I would love to toss you around a room.

[02:53:13] Ma, time out, back.

[02:53:15] What?

[02:53:18] I'm petite? No I'm not!

[02:53:29] Bro we're on the grind to champion Jack come on! We in the ground!

[02:53:36] What the- oh he's reinforcing. Bro he knows the tech.

[02:53:42] Wait is he really- I think there's a hatch up there.

[02:53:48] I think there's a hatch up there. I'm not kidding. I think there's a hatch up there chat

[02:54:48] Andro! Andro! Can't hey maestro! Kim Pen back! Kim Pen back!

[02:55:18] Someone's knocked.

[02:55:44] Someone's definitely knocked.

[02:55:45] I'm not even kidding.

[02:55:46] I know for a fact someone's knocked

[02:56:04] Come in a plan explain her

[02:56:13] Just plan bro plan

[02:56:16] Bland!

[02:56:18] 10 seconds left.

[02:56:21] Bland!

[02:56:26] Just fucking Bland!

[02:56:30] Why would you?

[02:56:32] Oh my god, oh my god.

[02:56:34] There is nine boxes made out of metal.

[02:56:37] A table made out of metal.

[02:56:40] And an Azami double keyboard one way.

[02:56:43] And you pe-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!

[02:56:46] Just friend!

[02:56:48] Please, God!

[02:56:50] Just friend!

[02:56:54] He had six different spots to plant in.

[02:56:55] I'm actually blown away.

[02:56:57] I could have held bathroom.

[02:56:59] I could have held bathroom and the door.

[02:57:01] I'm literally going to lose diamond on back-to-back games

[02:57:04] just because I've killed our TT-mate.

[02:57:08] Bro, guys, that is... I'm not even kidding.

[02:57:10] the easiest site in the game to plant in once we have control of it. Because there's nine metal boxes,

[02:57:16] a metal desk, and then Azami made it easy for us. Azami literally said, here you go, here's the round,

[02:57:24] here's the free win, take my Evo. Azami, Azami it off the door. So instead of having two retake

[02:57:31] points, they had one retake point, which is the bathroom rotate. The only thing you didn't have to

[02:57:37] to do was peak the fucking pixel! Just print! Oh my god, I'm actually gonna, I'm gonna vomit.

[02:57:48] I'm actually gonna vomit. I'm gonna vomit. I'm gonna vomit. Blame everyone but yourself.

[02:57:56] I'm 7 and 2 with an assist. I'm the only fucking reason we're in this game. I'm the only reason

[02:58:02] this game blame everyone but yourself yo bro get the fuck out of my screen

[02:58:08] dead ass it's a 2v2 scenario with full side control for 20 seconds and this

[02:58:15] guy has 19 different corners to plant in and he peeks the zombie if you think

[02:58:20] that that's my fault you're a fucking idiot

[02:58:32] Make your way to its location and abuse it.

[02:58:36] We're trying to keep focus right in front of us.

[02:58:38] In body to target.

[02:58:39] Exhale, release.

[02:58:47] I'm just gonna hope Vigil's not down here.

[02:59:32] somebody help somebody help please just come over here and break the wall ash

[02:59:46] just come over here and break the wall please god I can't do another end right

[02:59:51] here Ash right here Ash right here

[02:59:55] Nice, good shit Ash. Way to actually listen to the pain. Good fucking shit. Alright, this

[03:00:04] river could be anywhere, that's the other problem. It's probably gonna do the stack

[03:00:12] up. I need to go to this exterior wall and break it I think. Hold this window, hold this

[03:00:24] I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna...

[03:00:38] Oh, if you don't put this fucking bomb down, I swear.

[03:01:06] Threat detected. This area is on top.

[03:01:15] Not 15 seconds remaining.

[03:01:20] Plants! Plants! Plants!

[03:01:25] Five seconds.

[03:01:29] Connected at all costs.

[03:01:36] There it is!

[03:01:42] Come on!

[03:01:45] There it is!

[03:01:52] One more round bro, come on I cannot lose my diamond.

[03:01:54] Please I just got it.

[03:01:56] I just got it, I cannot lose my diamond.

[03:01:58] Miha, thank you for defaulting on Miha, Frapp thank you for the prime, Kiyot thank you

[03:02:01] for the prime, EP thank you for the prime, I love you guys bro.

[03:02:04] Come on I need to keep my diamond.

[03:02:05] I just got it. I just got my diamond. Please speed. I need this. I just got my diamond, bro. Come on y'all. Come on y'all. Come on.

[03:02:14] What? Come on. What? You got this beat. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

[03:02:20] Chad is going to be a big candy boost. This game is going to be a big candy boost.

[03:02:23] accountability has gone out the window I see what do you want me to be accountable for

[03:02:36] carrying the fucking team yo bro what do you want me to be accountable for are you a deranged

[03:02:42] lunatic?

[03:02:43] Brutus yeah I go the extra mile when I go Habana there like third night ace get banned

[03:02:50] Everybody else goes fratters. I switched to Habana with three seconds left because then we can get the exterior wall

[03:02:56] And guess what because I got that exterior wall twitch had an entry point into site and a plant spot

[03:03:03] It's the little things like

[03:03:05] This game is so much deeper than kills

[03:03:08] Like bro, this game is so much deeper than kills. It's not about kills

[03:03:12] It's like how many kills can you get but then also how many kills?

[03:03:20] you

[03:03:50] you

[03:04:20] you

[03:04:50] you

[03:05:20] you

[03:05:50] baby if my whole team dies in three seconds yeah that's

[03:06:20] That's the only way I can win.

[03:06:24] I'm going hard breacher, what do you want me to do, bro?

[03:06:28] Do you want me to get wings and fly into sight or something?

[03:06:32] There's not an operator for that, man.

[03:06:33] Like, what do you want me to do, bro?

[03:06:35] What do you want me to do?

[03:06:37] My entire team died in three seconds.

[03:06:39] How's that baiting?

[03:06:40] How the fuck is that baiting?

[03:06:47] Also, Maverick, I got the bandit.

[03:06:49] You did your job. Why'd you keep mavericking it?

[03:06:52] He can't bend a trick because those holes now.

[03:06:55] Why did you keep going?

[03:06:58] I'm getting lost to this game.

[03:07:00] Let's check the bombs.

[03:07:01] I got three of her drawings these guys just feed me drawings, bro

[03:07:31] How much wanna bet?

[03:07:37] My spidey senses are telling me it's close right because it didn't make any audio once

[03:07:41] I ripped it.

[03:07:51] roaming is probably a bad idea because they're just going to have like a blitz

[03:08:01] actually what are you doing

[03:08:04] are you just a bad player

[03:08:52] How much wanna bet my teammate sells this okay, you DC 5v1. Let's see it here. It is there's one there's two

[03:09:02] You guys make carrying you really fucking hard that's two cells

[03:09:13] Bro today's team is just like teammates over peaking

[03:09:16] Like you're the truth say my name

[03:09:31] Say my name.

[03:09:38] Eisenberg.

[03:09:40] You're goddamn right.

[03:09:43] 11 and 3 Lee.

[03:09:44] Only reason why we're winning this game.

[03:09:46] Like I'm just going to keep it a buck.

[03:09:49] I have, yo, I have gotten like six first picks and they still try to sell the back.

[03:09:55] Jose thinking about getting, Jack, what do I always say?

[03:09:58] The most important kill in a round of Siege is the first kill.

[03:10:03] Whoever gets the first pick wins the round literally 75% of the time.

[03:10:08] If you're a player and you can reduce how many times you get first picked and multiply how many times you get the first pick, you will be a top tier player top top top.

[03:10:17] chat that's bro I'm actually going fucking off this game I'm actually going off whoever

[03:10:35] Whoever gets the first pick wins the round 70% of the time.

[03:10:49] The most important kill in the round of siege is the first kill.

[03:10:52] Dusty, Dekor, Dekor, Login, Dekor, Dekor, Dekor, Dekor, especially if it's an important

[03:10:55] operator, like a hard preacher?

[03:10:57] Bro, if you first pick a hard preacher, you'll win 80% of the time.

[03:11:01] as long as your teammates do not have CC.

[03:11:08] Stop flexing your rank, bro.

[03:11:09] The thing is, I'm not flexing my rank.

[03:11:11] I'm just proud of myself, bro.

[03:11:13] I'm proud of myself.

[03:11:16] I'm not even getting chat.

[03:11:17] I legitimately think I'm the messy of Siege.

[03:11:20] That maps, I think I'm the messy of Siege.

[03:11:23] Jose with the five gift and W. Jose in the chat.

[03:11:28] Jose, they can divide you for the money, bro.

[03:11:31] I gotta make too many so like trying to get team killed but keep running in front of me.

[03:12:27] the

[03:12:39] someone's over here

[03:12:41] can you hear that? someone's over here

[03:12:54] why are there two of you? like i knew there was one i cannot fucking

[03:12:57] believe there was two of them. See bro that's why I have that flank cam it's

[03:13:01] not even a flank cam it's literally like a sound cam. I'm giving away too much

[03:13:05] jack I'm not even gonna lie. Bro but I didn't know there was two I mean why

[03:13:10] is there two? See mates I've pinged this 20 times and we still got out of the

[03:13:14] flank I'm blown away. I can't believe there was two. He's right on the window.

[03:13:21] He's right on the window.

[03:13:28] Drone but yeah I can't like assume there's going to be two roamers though.

[03:13:31] I mean like I could have droned but I was trying to take space off the kill.

[03:13:35] Because what I like to do is every time I get a kill I like to take space off it immediately

[03:13:38] after.

[03:13:39] I don't want to just like stall it out and then give them time to reach.

[03:13:42] Because like if Taukri is not there I can maybe catch a zombie off guard by just running

[03:13:46] up in the hallway and flashing her.

[03:13:50] It's just unfortunate that there's two people flanking,

[03:13:53] right at the end of the bottle.

[03:13:54] I heard one of them, but I did not hear the other.

[03:14:01] Name, let's take it if I get to it.

[03:14:02] I also thought there was way less of a chance

[03:14:04] of somebody being on the staircase

[03:14:05] because I was shoving my head on that window

[03:14:06] for like 10 minutes.

[03:14:08] So like if you would have walked up like two more steps,

[03:14:09] you would have just saw me and killed me.

[03:14:11] All right, dorms.

[03:14:14] This is unironically like probably the hardest

[03:14:16] I've been launched all season.

[03:14:18] See, this is how PC fell.

[03:14:20] It's like the hardest I've been launched.

[03:14:22] Like, I feel like the only rounds we win

[03:14:24] is when I literally get like two first picks with Mozzie

[03:14:27] or like three first picks.

[03:14:32] Yeah, cause like if I kill Sentry

[03:14:35] and then I immediately take space,

[03:14:36] like I can catch Azami off guard.

[03:14:38] But if I kill Sentry, then drone.

[03:14:40] Azami has like 10 extra seconds to fall back to site.

[03:14:43] Oh my God, he deseed.

[03:14:45] Yes!

[03:14:46] He deseed.

[03:14:47] Oh my God.

[03:14:48] Yes!

[03:14:48] Not sell this round, please!

[03:14:50] Bro, you DC'd!

[03:14:52] Carcord thinking about it, but that's so lucky.

[03:14:54] That is literally so lucky.

[03:15:00] Yo, five dollar donut coming in from Zodiac.

[03:15:02] Zodiac, I love you, baby.

[03:15:18] I'm gonna say there's no way they give me drones again.

[03:15:25] I'm a nuisance on mozzie bro, I really am.

[03:15:27] I was gonna say there's no fucking way to give me them again.

[03:15:31] Alright, so now we're gonna reposition where we think their drones are gonna go.

[03:15:36] We're gonna reposition.

[03:15:37] Oh, we got a drone.

[03:15:38] They only have two drones left, no one drone left now, because there's only four of them

[03:15:43] to begin with.

[03:15:44] So they're probably gonna re-drone this.

[03:15:57] He's right here.

[03:16:00] GG.

[03:16:02] GG.

[03:16:03] GG.

[03:16:05] That's another first pick.

[03:16:06] I'm the fucking PAPREST!

[03:16:10] Come on, bro.

[03:16:11] 13 and 4.

[03:16:14] Hard preacher dead yo guys it was a pleasure playing you 14 and 4 for do not sell this

[03:16:38] I will literally quit siege if we sell this you guys like the worst team ever if we lose this

[03:16:45] Like you just don't deserve to win at this point

[03:16:47] I'm just gonna hide inside because I do not trust my team to stay alive. I need to be like last alive. Yep. There it is

[03:16:54] Why are you roaming it's a fight get you

[03:16:57] Well, we already did the whole point of roaming both point of roaming is to get first picks we got first picks

[03:17:04] My god, this guy's 14 kills on the other team

[03:17:06] It's like a carry war.

[03:17:19] I think he's snake.

[03:17:21] He's snaking me because he thought I'd still be roaming.

[03:17:55] Why would you peek in front of what I'm holding?

[03:18:05] Why would you peek in front?

[03:18:06] Orton, why are you watching a door that we're already watching?

[03:18:10] The job is to watch this.

[03:18:26] Nice.

[03:18:33] That's game. We did it.

[03:18:40] There we go! Yes! 14-4! Overtime match point done baby! Come on! Bro, what's my KD now?

[03:18:57] My KD shot up to a 1.4 off that. Oh my god! Did you have my KD shot up to a 1.4? That is

[03:19:06] actually insane guys. Wow. 1.4 KT now. 73 1%. Dude, I thought we were going to lose diamond

[03:19:15] off that. Thank God we didn't. Chris, thank you for the time.

[03:19:24] Yo, also Siege, why are we... Yo, Siege, why is there still a safety net? Like, Jack, if somebody

[03:19:32] 1 elo into like plat 3 and they lose instead of going to plat 4 they go to plat 3-0 elo yo siege

[03:19:40] Right 2.0 is already brutal. Let's make it more brutal like let's make champion mean something

[03:19:47] Like I should have dropped emerald off that loss like stop being so fucking forgiving siege and

[03:19:53] Shock champ we need a whole new top rank because all those fake ass champs in right 2.0

[03:20:02] Your chat, when does FIFA 27 come out?

[03:20:10] Is it come out in like a month?

[03:20:13] Does FIFA 27 come out in like a month chat?

[03:20:15] When does that come out?

[03:20:19] Do my Katie just fucking shout out chat?

[03:20:21] My Katie actually just went from a 1.3 to 1.4.

[03:20:25] Why are we banning an attacker-sided map when we attack first?

[03:20:30] I'm not bad.

[03:20:38] Comes out of the month.

[03:20:46] Play something else, bro.

[03:20:47] I'm addicted to seed right now.

[03:20:49] I'm addicted to seed's twin.

[03:20:51] Yo, new FIFA comes out of the month.

[03:20:54] Chat, what rating are they going to give Messi?

[03:20:56] Bro, is it crazy to say he still deserves like a 90 base?

[03:21:01] Dude, if fucking Lameen is getting a 91 base, Messi should get a 90.

[03:21:06] I mean, come on.

[03:21:07] Messi's better than Lameen right now.

[03:21:10] I feel like that's not crazy to say, bro.

[03:21:16] I'm gonna be honest.

[03:21:17] I feel like that is just not crazy to say.

[03:21:23] He's getting a 86.

[03:21:24] Bro, that's so disrespectful. Why would Messi get an 80 sit? Are you serious, bro?

[03:21:31] Why would Messi get an 86 bro? He had 12 gold contributions at the World Cup like no one's doing that. What?

[03:21:39] Why would Messi get an 86? He's literally better than Lameen right now. I love Lameen, but Messi better than Lameen right now

[03:21:47] Why would Lameen get a 91 if Messi gets a 86 if Lameen gets a 91 base

[03:21:52] Messi should get a 92 base. I'm not even trolling, bro.

[03:21:58] He lost to Lameen, bro. Messi lost to Spain. He didn't lose to Lameen.

[03:22:02] It's a team game, bro. Messi lost to Spain. He did not lose to Lameen.

[03:22:07] Let's get that down straight.

[03:22:09] Bro, the best players in Spain's national team was literally

[03:22:13] Rajvi, Kukareya and Kubarsi.

[03:22:16] And then Lameen was probably their fourth best player.

[03:22:19] I'm not going to lie.

[03:22:21] Their best players was Rodry, Kukareya, and Kubarcy.

[03:22:24] Lameen was not even a top three player on Spain in the World Cup.

[03:22:28] Sit and spin, they gave him a gift.

[03:22:31] In the World Cup.

[03:22:45] Yeah, I'm gonna play FIFA 27 when it comes out.

[03:22:51] World make good of us. I would still have no mean better

[03:23:03] Wait hold on let me reload I don't want to get ran out on good luck. You need to watch this good luck. Watch this

[03:23:21] That if you could just have been recovered.

[03:23:51] I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.

[03:24:01] I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.

[03:24:11] Not for lack of fanning.

[03:24:17] Yes! Good job, Thermite! Good job!

[03:24:24] Nice, Thermite! Well done!

[03:24:27] It's fucking go, man. True support chat.

[03:24:30] Thermite Thatcher. That's my twin!

[03:24:33] There we go. God, I love support players. Such big penises.

[03:24:37] Cooper, thank you for the tier one. D-lane, thank you for the prime.

[03:24:40] I'm not AFK, I'm factoring and droning.

[03:24:46] 1v1 0 he was talking shit about you?

[03:24:54] Zero siege player?

[03:24:57] What?

[03:24:59] Zero siege player?

[03:25:04] Hey, Jixi, I honestly hate you.

[03:25:08] All right.

[03:25:11] What does backseat gaming mean?

[03:25:14] Backseat gaming is one of the worst, most disgusting things a human being can do.

[03:25:17] It is basically, you die, right?

[03:25:20] You're spectating, and while you're dead, you're telling your teammates exactly how

[03:25:25] they should play and what they're doing wrong and right, which honestly, nine times out

[03:25:30] of 10 is just Coke Coke Coke Sakura because backseat gaming basically just means you're

[03:25:36] dead and you're spectating. Did you watch one this morning? Yeah, I was able to watch

[03:25:51] for like five minutes because I was like out doing something, but I'm glad

[03:25:54] One's back.

[03:26:00] I'm glad one is back. Hunter, they get to run. Lucy, they get to run. Jinxie, I love

[03:26:07] you kid, but you're low key bad at sports. You know, I agree with you, bro, but I am

[03:26:12] good at football. That's the only sport I care about, and it's the best sport in

[03:26:15] the world. I'm good at football. I'm not good at other sports though. Five

[03:26:20] to go. That's the only sport I care about. It's football. And that's the one sport I'm

[03:26:32] gonna- I'm not gonna keep her! Let me be clear when I say this. I know I did bad. I'm not

[03:26:36] gonna keep her. I'm gonna- being an attacker in football. That's the one sport I'm gonna-

[03:26:41] I don't care about other sports.

[03:26:43] Best sport in the world!

[03:26:51] Best sport in the world.

[03:26:56] Greatest sport of all time.

[03:27:27] I see the vision though he was trying to do that bro I see the vision that's

[03:27:54] That's fucking smart.

[03:27:58] Bro, do you see what?

[03:27:59] I didn't know you could do that.

[03:28:00] What?

[03:28:02] Bro, I didn't know you could do that.

[03:28:04] Oh my God.

[03:28:06] Bro, that's actually smart.

[03:28:09] Oh my God.

[03:28:13] Jinxie, there is no best sport.

[03:28:15] There's no objective best sport.

[03:28:18] You're just a larper and saying that because you like it.

[03:28:21] That is a superiority complex.

[03:28:23] Your name is I can't think of username yo bro

[03:28:27] Objectively football is the most plate sport in the world and the most watch sport in the world

[03:28:35] Objectively it is the best sport in the world and objectively that is the only sport. I'm good at so

[03:28:41] Hey, bro. Hope all you want, bro. I love NFL. I love basketball. I bro. I love NFL. I love basketball

[03:28:49] I love baseball. I love hockey

[03:28:51] I love every sport. I love every sport, but football is the greatest and most beautiful

[03:28:58] sport in the entire world. And football is the only sport in the world that every four

[03:29:04] years unites everyone to one thing. Unites everybody in the world to one thing. It is

[03:29:10] the best sport in the world. Pignet, negative iron, best sport of all time. Best sport of

[03:29:16] of all time and that's the only sport I'm good at I'll be honest I'm not good at

[03:29:31] other sports but I'm good at that sport Nate they get your band

[03:29:36] Whippering the Devata!

[03:29:54] Yeah we need like a heart breacher.

[03:29:58] But nobody's going yet, so I'm gonna go Habana.

[03:30:04] Chat 1.4 KB.

[03:30:06] GAH!

[03:30:06] NO!

[03:30:09] This is what happens when I lock in!

[03:30:22] How do I get down?

[03:30:23] Bro, I'm trying to get down. I'm trying to get down.

[03:30:26] There's a spot that's like down.

[03:30:28] I'm trying to get down so I can get that exterior wall, but I don't know the map

[03:30:36] enough yet, so I'm trying to get down bro I'm trying to get down there it is

[03:30:53] There it is. Alright, I gotta watch out for a C4 up the wall. A lot of people like to

[03:30:59] do that, including me. I've had any make holes.

[03:31:12] W Snake, honestly. W Snake, bruh.

[03:31:23] of

[03:31:30] the

[03:31:34] death

[03:31:37] of

[03:31:40] death

[03:31:45] of

[03:31:49] death

[03:31:52] Hold it.

[03:31:54] Bad timing, oh my god!

[03:31:56] AHHHHHHHHH!

[03:31:58] That's bad timing.

[03:32:14] Get ready.

[03:32:15] Get up.

[03:32:16] Got it.

[03:32:16] friendly last operator standing. No! Ron, come on! Hey, Ron, it's me!

[03:32:34] Dude, nice clutch I'm watching right now. What on the delay? Hold on. 24, 1v1. Can you clutch? Can you clutch?

[03:32:43] Aware.

[03:32:49] Yo. Yeah, I didn't clutch, bro. What's up, man? Why are you calling? What's up, bro?

[03:32:53] I'm thinking about going to the Fortnite event in No Jump. I'm wondering if you want to go with me.

[03:32:58] It's in my birthday. I can't do it.

[03:33:01] No, I'm gone.

[03:33:04] Yeah, it's in September 26, 27, and that's my birthday.

[03:33:08] But I'm gonna watch it.

[03:33:09] I'm gonna watch it from home.

[03:33:10] No, why don't we just celebrate your birthday out there?

[03:33:15] Celebrate my birthday in Belgium.

[03:33:16] And then me and you meet up with Onay Pixel.

[03:33:19] He's right around there.

[03:33:20] Bro, Onay Pixel's in like, Netherlands chat.

[03:33:24] Yo, run, run.

[03:33:27] On my birthday, I'm gonna be with like my mom and stuff, bro.

[03:33:30] Yeah, but what's more fun?

[03:33:32] Being with your mom and your family and being with Stable were annoying.

[03:33:36] No.

[03:33:37] What do you think, bro?

[03:33:38] What do you think?

[03:33:39] Bro, how you been, bro?

[03:33:40] I've been good, bro.

[03:33:41] I've been good, man.

[03:33:42] I'm just playing.

[03:33:43] I'm playing Siege.

[03:33:44] Well, I'm gonna watch Kais and I go to the Diamond Gym.

[03:33:47] And I think you should talk so you can know what you're gonna be working with because

[03:33:52] you're gonna be going.

[03:33:54] Yeah, bro.

[03:33:55] Wait, Kai's going live on the Diamond Gym?

[03:33:58] I think, right, Chah?

[03:34:00] Today?

[03:34:01] Is it?

[03:34:02] I think.

[03:34:03] He is?

[03:34:04] Bro, he's going to the Diamond Gym right now?

[03:34:12] I think it's going to be in, like, the same 45 minutes.

[03:34:16] Okay, I'm probably going to watch that, too, then.

[03:34:19] See how he does.

[03:34:20] I don't know if anybody has ever streamed it?

[03:34:23] Yeah, I think, bro.

[03:34:25] I'm sorry.

[03:34:26] What's your date?

[03:34:28] Did Speed go?

[03:34:30] 730 ET.

[03:34:32] Bad on the Watchbat too, bro.

[03:34:36] Ron, I'm displaying seeds, bro.

[03:34:37] I'm solo-during the champ.

[03:34:38] I have a 1.4 KD right now.

[03:34:41] Wait, how many more until you get to champ?

[03:34:45] I'm Diamond 5.

[03:34:46] I need a long ways to go.

[03:34:47] Like a long ways to go.

[03:34:49] And do you even have time to get to champ nowadays, Chad?

[03:34:52] Bro, Ron, I'm Diamond 5 right now,

[03:34:54] Which is the lowest tier of diamond and that's point eight percentile point eight, so it's really hard

[03:35:01] It used to be easy

[03:35:05] Yeah, bro, stop it's the best player ever that's like saying oh yeah messy would have won that game yeah

[03:35:21] Love you too round bro love you too, man

[03:35:24] I will maybe we'll see you in like 45 minutes. Yeah, you want a call?

[03:35:29] Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'll see you in 45 minutes. Love you, bro. I'm gonna watch you play one round. Let me see you

[03:35:34] guy. Okay. All right, Ron. Love you. If he walks on up, let's have a C4.

[03:35:39] walk in walk in walk in pussy bitch walk in pussy bitch

[03:35:52] someone's gonna come below me I fear

[03:35:56] That's case, that's case, that's case!

[03:36:09] NICE!

[03:36:11] Come on!

[03:36:14] My stats are actually fucking unreal right now, chat.

[03:36:18] I'm not even kidding.

[03:36:19] My stats are fucking disgusting right now.

[03:36:21] This is solo queue.

[03:36:22] While getting streams, not getting team kill.

[03:36:23] Like, how big is my penis?

[03:36:25] It's not four inches after all

[03:36:33] Chat it's Kai live streaming the diamond gym, but that's actually kind of crazy he's live streaming diamond gym today I

[03:36:45] Might I might watch I would run I have enough time for like what one more game probably two more games

[03:36:50] maybe one more game that's probably cinema like a bro I'll watch people into the

[03:36:56] diamond gym but I'm not gonna go bro I'll watch people into the diamond gym but

[03:37:00] I'm not I'm not gonna go did Ron say love you back I don't think so but run

[03:37:08] Ron does say he loves me all the time I think you just forgot Jinxie doesn't

[03:37:13] even fuck with MMA obviously no ball knowledge bro I like MMA but bro I'm

[03:37:19] I'm just saying, the best sport of all time is football.

[03:37:23] The best sport of all time is football.

[03:37:25] Like that is the best sport of all time.

[03:37:27] It's not even close, bro.

[03:37:29] Football is the best sport of all times.

[03:37:37] Order food, I already did and I forgot to eat it.

[03:37:39] I'll probably heat it up when I watch Kai would run.

[03:37:49] if that logic is true siege is in the best game well bro I'm not saying seed is

[03:37:56] the best sport I'm just saying seed is my favorite game siege and League of Legends

[03:38:00] are my favorite games

[03:38:02] I

[03:38:14] For charity everything is subjective, bro. Everything's objective

[03:38:19] But the thing about football though is

[03:38:23] Football is

[03:38:24] Objectively the most played sport and most watch sport in the world, which means objectively. It's the best sport in the world

[03:38:32] Object is gone. And it's my favorite sport. And it's the sport I'm best at.

[03:38:38] Bro, people 27 in a month?

[03:38:44] Thanks for the drone! Ha ha!

[03:38:46] People 27 in a month? That's gonna be kinda fun.

[03:38:56] You're the luckiest person of all time.

[03:38:58] You're the luckiest person of all time.

[03:39:02] What?

[03:39:04] I died to that shit!

[03:39:09] Bro, come on, bro.

[03:39:16] Wait, Jett, Loki, you're right, bro.

[03:39:18] Just because something's popular doesn't mean it's the best.

[03:39:20] But I'm just saying, bro, football's my favorite sport.

[03:39:23] Football's my favorite sport to play.

[03:39:27] I reloaded!

[03:39:28] Football's my favorite sport to play.

[03:39:29] My favorite sport to watch is probably NFL when NFL season is going to watch

[03:39:35] But it depends though when World Cup is going World Cup is the best sport to watch undeniably

[03:39:43] The only problem with like club football is like it's literally just beat downs on like clubs with less money

[03:39:50] That's the problem with club football, but UCL is kind of peak

[03:39:54] But the biggest issue with club football is like if a smaller club has a talent where it's like a

[03:40:01] Generational talent they're gonna have him for like one or two seasons

[03:40:05] And then he's gonna get purchased by a bigger club and the cycle just can repeats itself

[03:40:09] The reason why I like NFL is like if you're the worst team in the fucking NFL. Well, guess what you get the first round draft pick

[03:40:16] You get the first round draft pick. The problem with club football is like if you're a club

[03:40:24] with less money you just get beat downed on by clubs with more money. It is just pay to

[03:40:29] win, I'm not going to lie. But you see how this beat, because you see how it's just all

[03:40:33] of the rich clubs against each other. So you actually don't really know who's going to

[03:40:37] win.

[03:40:38] That's the problem with club football, because bro, let's say you're a small club, right?

[03:41:00] And you have a generational talent, and you're paying him like, you know, a couple of mil

[03:41:05] a year like you're a smaller club and he's really young once that contract ends he's gonna get offered

[03:41:11] five times the money and play in a better club obviously he's gonna leave and that's the problem

[03:41:17] that's why small clubs just always get destroyed by big clubs

[03:41:20] one friendly remaining

[03:41:24] bro that was so wonderful

[03:41:25] You just made mazzi for solo queue, why?

[03:41:34] Yes, I made mazzi for solo queue because my responsibility is to deny intel and if enemies

[03:41:42] can't drone their attack is going to be just stalled out and I don't have to rely on anybody.

[03:41:48] And bro, mazzi never gets banned, I don't know why, he just never gets banned.

[03:41:53] like it's just a win win win win win win win.

[03:42:05] Do you know how to game chat?

[03:42:08] You have the ball knowledge of a wet fard. Jinks have been playing since last

[03:42:13] season and I'm platinum too. Is that good progress?

[03:42:16] Bro if it's your second season on Siege that's pretty good.

[03:42:20] I'm not gonna lie. I feel like it takes people like a year to get flat

[03:42:25] Three two you suck. It's your first message. Your name is Moe on 120 Hertz

[03:42:31] So Moe do you just 4-0 every game? What are you talking about, bro?

[03:42:42] Don't you like golf you're decent at it, um, I'm shit at golf, but I do like golf. I'm just shit at it

[03:42:48] Madrid has a new coach. Wait, I thought Madrid...

[03:42:52] I thought Madrid got, um, Marino.

[03:42:56] Yeah, they didn't Madrid get Marino again?

[03:43:00] Who is Madrid coach? Is it Marino?

[03:43:04] can you wipe me can I wipe you I am Joseph Marino

[03:43:29] 5 seconds and counting.

[03:43:39] Don't! Don't shoot him!

[03:43:41] located above, you know what to do.

[03:43:51] You're pulling a camera.

[03:43:56] Can you stop? Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. Please stop.

[03:44:06] I can't keep a straight face.

[03:44:11] I hate when you glaze Messi. It's not called a glaze. Who typed that, bro?

[03:44:16] Eerie's pro. The Eerie's pro. It's not called a glaze. It's called paying respects. It's not called glaze

[03:44:22] It's called paying respects to the greatest player ever. There's a way difference, bro

[03:44:28] When I'm talking about Messi, I don't say anything. That's like illogical

[03:44:41] I never heard him get off. I never heard him get off. What type of evil siege is that?

[03:44:56] I never heard him get off the drone. I should have just C4'd the door. Yeah man, I should

[03:45:01] have just C4'd the door. What am I doing bro? I never heard him get off that cam. Oh my

[03:45:07] My god, bro!

[03:45:12] I never heard him get off, bro. Got an ass. I'm not even joking. Nice, good shot.

[03:45:22] Chad, what time is Kai at the Diamond Gym? 730? 730? 730, yeah, yeah.

[03:45:28] I get those goose bumps all right chat if my teammates win this 100 gets a sub to the chat

[03:45:37] B.R.B. I'm gonna go P. If my teammates win this, 100 gets a sub to the chat.

[03:46:07] Up for life, operator standing. Mission failed. All friendlies have been neutralized.

[03:47:07] You can use your drone to locate a bomb.

[03:47:28] All right, try this, it's not a vape break, I want to go pee.

[03:47:53] I don't play like shit this game, it's time to tee up.

[03:47:57] It's not a vape rate guys, I want you to go pee.

[03:47:59] Relax.

[03:48:00] Fucking relax.

[03:48:01] Pay up, he lost the round, shut up!

[03:48:05] I can't keep a straight face.

[03:48:11] No luck here, I'm not.

[03:48:17] I can't keep a straight face, no look here, I'm not kidding.

[03:48:38] I'm confused, are they up or down?

[03:48:47] of

[03:48:54] the

[03:49:00] death

[03:49:07] of

[03:49:16] So unfortunate.

[03:49:46] like I'm breathing you're so ass like my god how are you guys so bad like I'm

[03:50:08] throwing him and you still get fucking fried I don't understand I don't

[03:50:12] I don't understand.

[03:50:13] I don't understand.

[03:50:14] Habbah is getting first picked.

[03:50:16] Yo bro, leave hard breaching to true chads, please.

[03:50:20] Do not go a hard breacher if you're going to get first picked.

[03:50:23] If you pick a hard breacher and get first picked, you lose us the round instantly.

[03:50:29] You instantly lose us the round.

[03:50:30] Do not, if your IQ is under 100, sit on ash and just leave hard breaching for the true

[03:50:36] chads with discipline, please.

[03:50:38] not go a fucking hard breacher if you're going to die in five fucking seconds. Stop. It is a sale.

[03:50:44] You are selling. Stop. Don't go a hard breacher if you're going to die in five seconds.

[03:50:52] You're three and four complaining. It doesn't... Guys, I can have a bad KD. I'm not going to

[03:50:59] explain this anymore. I'm not going to explain this. Guys, it's about objective decisions.

[03:51:05] it's not about if I go negative one time. Where was everybody at? The K&E monsters when I was 14 and 4.

[03:51:12] LAST GAME! Like, it's about objective decisions. If I select Tabana, I'm not gonna die in five

[03:51:20] seconds. Doesn't matter what my K&E is. I'm so tired of explaining this. If you have a call of duty

[03:51:30] mindset in siege you will forever be ass if your analysis of every game is

[03:51:36] everybody's katies you will always be ass always this guy pissed Habana and

[03:51:43] and got killed in five seconds.

[03:51:46] Type Cope again?

[03:51:48] I'm permanent in your ass!

[03:51:53] 10 seconds.

[03:51:57] Seconds left.

[03:51:58] Five seconds left.

[03:52:02] Seconds left.

[03:52:03] All four is located in the bomb.

[03:52:04] Get ready to engage.

[03:52:09] You are a listening to the message form.

[03:52:13] It's about objective decisions. If you have a kill-death ratio, I'm out of- alright, let me lock in. I'm not doing this.

[03:52:22] Oh, Jixi's going 3 and 4, which means everything he's saying is now invalid. Like, are you 5? Are you actually 5 fucking years old?

[03:52:31] So when I go 14 and 4, nobody cares about my candy, but when I go 3 and 4, now it's the end of the world.

[03:52:39] My teammate went Habana and died in five seconds. He is a sellout. He's a sellout, period.

[03:52:45] Like, listen, listen. Even if my teammate is going 37-0, if he goes Habana in overtime

[03:53:09] and dies in 5 seconds? He's a bad Havana player! If you don't understand that concept,

[03:53:16] you are ass! You are ass! I don't care if he's going 95 and...

[03:53:27] G.

[03:53:39] I'm not gonna let you.

[03:53:41] I'm not gonna let you.

[03:53:43] I'm finally last operator standing.

[03:53:47] My god, you got this so bad.

[03:53:49] Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!

[03:53:51] I can't win with you!

[03:53:53] If you die in 5 seconds!

[03:53:55] 5v1 collapsed on dog shit.

[03:53:57] Fucking dog shit.

[03:53:59] You go habana, then die in 5 seconds.

[03:54:01] Leave heart reaching to the big dogs, please.

[03:54:03] Please leave heart reaching to the big dogs.

[03:54:05] Look man,

[03:54:07] I'm going to explain this. This is the last time I'm going to explain this.

[03:54:11] Mods, make this a command, call it exclamation mark logic. Mods, make this a command, call it

[03:54:18] exclamation mark logic. I don't care if my teammate is going 55 and 0. If he selects a

[03:54:25] hard breacher and dies in five seconds, he is a dog shit hard breacher. Period. Your job as a

[03:54:32] a hard breacher is to not die in the first 20 seconds of a round because if the hard

[03:54:38] breacher dies, none of us can get in sight now and we have to squeeze through a tiny

[03:54:43] door and die.

[03:54:44] All right?

[03:54:45] Exclamation mark logic.

[03:54:47] Just call it an exclamation mark logic.

[03:54:50] Call it an exclamation mark logic.

[03:54:51] I'm not like, you need to have logical reasoning to understand what, like why, like why that's

[03:54:57] so important.

[03:54:59] You need to have logic.

[03:55:00] You need to have fucking logic to understand that.

[03:55:02] I don't care if my teammate is 0-9 or 9-0.

[03:55:06] If you go Habana or any hard breacher and die in 20 seconds, you're a bad hard breacher.

[03:55:13] Period.

[03:55:14] You're a bad hard breacher.

[03:55:15] Period.

[03:55:16] You should.

[03:55:17] When I play hard breach, you guys can see today.

[03:55:19] I played hard breach like eight times today.

[03:55:22] I didn't die first one time because I am a top tier hard breach player.

[03:55:27] I don't die when I go hard breach.

[03:55:29] You should almost always be the last guy to die when you're a hard breacher.

[03:55:34] Or you can die after you get the wall.

[03:55:36] That's called logic.

[03:55:37] If you don't have logic, you'll never get good at the game.

[03:55:41] Stop using KD to apply to every mindset.

[03:55:43] Like, let me explain this.

[03:55:48] I don't know if I have time for one more game.

[03:56:00] Do I have time for one more game?

[03:56:03] Chad, Kai going to the Diamond Gym in 20 minutes.

[03:56:06] Do you guys want to watch that?

[03:56:09] You can't end on a loss.

[03:56:10] Yeah, but the thing is, I can't win if my heart

[03:56:12] beats in 5 seconds.

[03:56:14] Add bigger time.

[03:56:15] I can't win at my Harvard, you guys in five seconds.

[03:56:20] Exhibition Mark logic, exhibition Mark logic.

[03:56:24] I cannot keep explaining this.

[03:56:27] Chad, what should I do for 20 minutes?

[03:56:29] Ooh, I could play a Fortnite game.

[03:56:31] I could play a Fortnite game.

[03:56:33] Chad, we have gained 7,000 followers today.

[03:56:37] Chad, follow up, follow up.

[03:56:41] We might hit 11 mil tonight.

[03:56:45] Follow up if you're watching on YouTube come to switch click the follow we're about to hit 11 million followers tonight lock in

[03:56:54] Dude I have 18 minutes, bro, bro should I play a game of fortnight or a game of a league?

[03:57:03] Just I put a game of fortnight or game of league run up hole

[03:57:06] What's wrong doing what one

[03:57:21] I'm gonna turn off maxbox and then put it here to monitor hey still successful

[03:57:29] guys we got that you see it we got that it's one though get no it's two it's

[03:57:35] still either either right it's still how the fuck do I change it

[03:57:42] oh what do I do it's like I'm really reconnecting that there's it the

[03:57:48] phones actually the phone is that ass broken like what do we do where is it

[03:57:53] Wait, wait, wait, wait, what was it?

[03:57:54] Genetic strength lead, like literally sent to me all over,

[03:57:57] I'm not a big guy.

[03:57:58] I can't even put it down here.

[03:57:59] Wait, wait, wait.

[03:58:00] I've gotten so much better at league.

[03:58:02] Jeff, you're playing with me, you're playing with me.

[03:58:05] Also, is it?

[03:58:06] That is, I mean, it's also about this.

[03:58:09] That does nothing.

[03:58:10] That does nothing.

[03:58:11] That literally does nothing.

[03:58:12] That does nothing.

[03:58:14] That is like on top of all this.

[03:58:16] Jeff, what's wrong doing?

[03:58:17] Okay, so I think it's because it's cracked right here,

[03:58:20] so what if I clean it all?

[03:58:23] I

[03:58:29] That's gone

[03:58:34] Chat bro chat follow up bro chat follow up. We are currently at

[03:58:40] What are we at? What are we at? What are we at? I haven't said I close out of it. Have us. Can you pull it back up?

[03:58:45] Follow up boys. We might get 11 million tonight or tomorrow grizzly to get to one

[03:58:49] Somebody's saying chess, chess?

[03:58:55] Chess?

[03:58:56] Do you think?

[03:58:57] I'm chat saying Fortnite.

[03:58:58] Chopper to pull, chess or Fortnite?

[03:58:59] Chess or Fortnite?

[03:59:00] Do you think? I'm chat saying it's Fortnite.

[03:59:04] Chamber of the pool, chat said Fortnite, chat said Fortnite.

[03:59:10] Huh.

[03:59:12] This shit looks like it belongs in Fortnite.

[03:59:25] This shit looks like it belongs in Fortnite.

[03:59:31] Ooh, Rocket League's not in a bad shout either.

[03:59:41] Okay, so chat, Fortnite, Rocket League or chess?

[03:59:44] Pull it up, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,

[03:59:46] pull it up.

[03:59:47] Ooh, Geogaster 2, throw Geogaster into it.

[03:59:50] Throw Geogaster in.

[03:59:52] I got a gift?

[03:59:54] I got a gift?

[04:00:08] I think Fortnite's gonna win.

[04:00:09] Chat, y'all like Fortnite?

[04:00:11] This shit looks like it belongs to Fortnite.

[04:00:13] Try to think I'm a zero build pro, bro.

[04:00:15] Like, I'm not even kidding, I'm gold currently.

[04:00:17] I think I could get to like, like, plat in zero build if I actually do good today.

[04:00:21] If I get a good kill win.

[04:00:28] Ron is washing his phone in his washing machine.

[04:00:31] Wait, what? What do you mean?

[04:00:35] Do you see, check Ron's stream?

[04:00:37] Ron Ron Ron Ron

[04:00:42] Oh it's not hard game. Wait oh bro this is like is that like a bog?

[04:00:51] Oh my god I'm in a game I'm in a game. I missed it.

[04:00:58] We have no game audio, wait wait wait no no, there we go, there we go, there we go.

[04:01:20] Lock him.

[04:01:23] Yo, I know that guy!

[04:01:35] Bro, I got streamed tonight.

[04:01:36] No, oh, come on!

[04:01:39] Bro, please!

[04:01:40] Stop!

[04:01:42] Don't snipe, bro, come on.

[04:01:44] Don't snipe, don't be a jackass.

[04:02:16] It says he's on siege month change category month change category

[04:02:35] Carter are you in the chat Carter you just type something

[04:02:38] Bro this guy's gonna snipe

[04:02:55] Yo stop sniping

[04:03:01] Why do people snipe bro, I forgot that you get um

[04:03:04] Um, bro, I forgot you get, I forgot you get a gun off rip.

[04:03:09] I forgot you get a gun.

[04:03:11] Simple striker with the 10 gifted subs.

[04:03:13] She on some side of the 10 gifted.

[04:03:16] Chad, I forgot you get,

[04:03:16] I forgot you get a gun off the rip, bro.

[04:03:18] I forgot about that.

[04:03:24] I forgot you get a gun off the rip, bro.

[04:03:34] Said I forgot you get a gun off the rip, bro. I'm gonna play I'm gonna play Rocket League, bro. I'm gonna play Rocket League

[04:03:42] Cuz guys, I don't know if I have time to get a fortnight win now

[04:03:46] We'll play Rocket League

[04:03:49] Updated available wait what what are they up to you?

[04:03:53] So what are they up to you?

[04:03:59] paused

[04:04:04] play Geo?

[04:04:09] I'm gonna play Geo, guess I'm all Rocket League's loading.

[04:04:14] Dude, I'm gonna play Geo, guess we're in a minute, bro.

[04:04:19] I'm gonna play Geo, guess we're in a minute, bro.

[04:04:24] For realsies, like for real.

[04:04:29] German player. Mr. Lehm. This is USA. Bro. 727 area code. Is that fucking... Is this

[04:04:48] Florida? Albany, Auckland. Wait, Auckland's in New Zealand. Auckland's in New Zealand.

[04:04:55] Bro, Auckland's in New Zealand. I'm not even kidding.

[04:05:02] Bro, Auckland's in New Zealand.

[04:05:15] Niiiice!

[04:05:16] Yo, I'm lagging like a bitch. Is it because I have too many tabs up?

[04:05:25] It's a country with cows, bro.

[04:05:40] Chatsay and Chile, Chile or Brazil, Chile or Brazil.

[04:05:54] I'm from there where she left is it actually chillin nice chat oh no wait I

[04:06:14] can't reach out that's like cheating that's like cheating I forgot him or only

[04:06:18] oh no no no

[04:06:20] rock-a-li-glow, oh my god

[04:06:27] welcome to...

[04:06:30] check-ya

[04:06:31] check-ya

[04:06:32] i think check-ya

[04:06:35] bro, i think check-ya or no

[04:06:37] that's not check-ya flag

[04:06:39] that's like malaysia flag

[04:06:44] bro, that's like malaysia flag

[04:06:48] Nice little beams!

[04:06:55] Bro I'm kicking ass right now.

[04:06:57] Okay that is not check yet.

[04:07:01] That is not check yet.

[04:07:06] Manjikos que senti, bro, this is gonna be like

[04:07:14] Purskagarrum

[04:07:16] Or maybe like, Belgium

[04:07:22] Maybe Scandinavia's too

[04:07:24] Finland?

[04:07:26] No

[04:07:29] I'm going like Denmark

[04:07:31] No

[04:07:32] I'm going Netherlands

[04:07:33] No, Belgium, Belgium

[04:07:34] I'm going Belgium. Oh, it was Finland! It was Finland!

[04:07:41] Why'd I skip that guy's ass? It was Finland. I should have trust my god.

[04:07:46] Chat on the grind to champion in Rocket League. Let's do it! On the grind.

[04:08:01] on the grinds of champion in Rocket League, let do it.

[04:08:10] On the grinds of champion in Rocket League, let do it.

[04:08:14] Pay, second round.

[04:08:22] Ooh, Nightmap.

[04:08:24] Bro, PC Rocket, it feels so good.

[04:08:31] Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky, unlucky, unlucky.

[04:08:44] Ah, that was so unlucky.

[04:08:50] Did I do bad there you think?

[04:09:16] Oh no.

[04:09:17] No!

[04:09:19] Nice!

[04:09:34] I just gotta be confident with my head.

[04:09:36] When I play confident, I play really good in Rocket League.

[04:09:39] Nice nice

[04:09:54] Take them nice come up over the middle

[04:10:00] Oh

[04:10:15] Give me that shit

[04:10:30] teammate what the f- teammate why'd you leave the net why'd you leave the- what the f- are

[04:10:49] you doing why would you leave the net wide open and then vote to surrender what's wrong

[04:11:00] How long with you you fucking psycho?

[04:11:04] Bro, I think I'm gonna lose Diamond if I lose this game, bro.

[04:11:30] Bro.

[04:11:41] It's a shot.

[04:11:44] I just feel like my teammate is just ass, bro. He's not doing shit.

[04:11:49] He's not doing anything, man!

[04:11:54] I gotta win that, yes.

[04:12:00] Chip him. Finish.

[04:12:03] Why did you? I had a shot! You narcissists!

[04:12:10] I hate this guy. I hate this guy.

[04:12:12] Leaves the net, concedes a goal, votes to surrender, steals my shot when I haven't opened that for the first time all game.

[04:12:24] And then gets dunked on and almost concedes again.

[04:12:30] Misses the ball. This guy's so fucking ass. Passive view, come on, that's a shot. There

[04:12:52] There we go! Come on!

[04:12:54] There we go!

[04:12:56] It's not over man, come on!

[04:12:59] It's not over until the fat lady sings!

[04:13:02] Win that. Give me a good challenge you fucker.

[04:13:06] Come back.

[04:13:18] You're just so bad, like I'll get you the horrible spots cuz of you.

[04:13:21] Then you miss again. Alright, this guy needs to go fuck himself.

[04:13:25] Then you miss again. This guy could actually go fuck himself!

[04:13:31] GO!

[04:13:32] FUCK YOURSELF, DJ!

[04:13:35] YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

[04:13:45] Yep.

[04:13:46] Missed the ball.

[04:13:47] Missed the ball. Give him an open shot again.

[04:13:49] miss the ball again just keep missing the ball bro no don't worry man just keep

[04:13:55] missing the ball don't worry bro I'm gonna lose diamond cuz of this guy

[04:14:06] yep

[04:14:11] yep I'm gonna lose them and wow wow sit to my stomach bro

[04:14:19] dunked on doesn't matter yeah please don't drop me to flat please please don't drop me

[04:14:43] to flat bro please don't drop me to flat please please don't drop me to flat please

[04:14:49] please please please please please please please yes yes still I think I'm

[04:15:04] Diamond by one.

[04:15:05] You know, Chad, it's Ron ready.

[04:15:06] It's Ron.

[04:15:07] Colin.

[04:15:08] Is Ron Colin?

[04:15:10] Yo.

[04:15:11] Yep.

[04:15:12] Ron down.

[04:15:13] What is that, bro?

[04:15:14] It's me.

[04:15:15] It's me.

[04:15:16] Jinxie, bro.

[04:15:17] You ready to watch this?

[04:15:18] Yeah.

[04:15:19] Jinxie make like, okay.

[04:15:20] Go full cam.

[04:15:21] Go in, in, in discord or in stream?

[04:15:22] You know, just on your stream, on your stream.

[04:15:24] Go full cam.

[04:15:25] Okay.

[04:15:26] You got to make like the, make the face.

[04:15:28] Make the face.

[04:15:29] Make the face.

[04:15:30] Make the face.

[04:15:31] Make the face.

[04:15:32] Make the face.

[04:15:33] Make the facial expression like you just hit the craziest shot on Rocket League

[04:15:39] Why just do it just quickly

[04:15:48] Why why did I do that

[04:15:53] Why

[04:15:55] Bro, why?

[04:15:57] Nothing, bro.

[04:15:59] Alright, bro, you ready to watch this or no?

[04:16:01] Bro, what are you doing over there?

[04:16:03] Are you psycho?

[04:16:05] What are you doing?

[04:16:07] Yo, I'm letting you know right now, by the way, just so you know.

[04:16:11] And I don't care what you say, now you're stuck in this.

[04:16:13] Depending on how good he does, yo, we are going.

[04:16:17] You again, you're gonna go, okay?

[04:16:19] I don't care, bro.

[04:16:21] If there's no punching, if there's no nothing, bro, you're going.

[04:16:23] there's no nothing but you're going

[04:16:29] Bro Ron

[04:16:31] Can I tell you something bro? Oh

[04:16:34] Brother here. He kept here. We go. I'm afraid sister

[04:16:40] Like dude, I'm afraid bro. I'm scared of the diamond Jim you win chat. I'm a loser. I'm scared

[04:16:46] I don't know how guys about to do this. I'm scared, bro. I don't want to go I

[04:16:51] Don't want to go bro. It's scary guys

[04:16:53] I'm like I'm just scared

[04:16:57] Yeah, but think about it imagine how much of a fucking man. You'll be like you get out of that gym

[04:17:02] What if you punch uncle in the stomach?

[04:17:04] Yeah, and then he throws me through a glass window. Why would I punch uncle bro? He could like eat me

[04:17:11] I'm like a potato chip to him

[04:17:14] Bro run if you go bro, I respect you man if Kai goes that's what that's I

[04:17:19] I know but like y'all did it like six at a time, bro

[04:17:23] That's easier. That's easier like unbiasedly, bro

[04:17:25] If you go one guy if you go Juan guy you get focus bro unks up your ass the whole time you get hard

[04:17:32] Yes, bro. If you go one you get hard focus

[04:17:36] Bro, I've watched people go like you know William Tennyson chat will Tennyson I watched his whole video

[04:17:43] Solo I watched Jason's whole video if I went solo do way harder

[04:17:47] Bro think about it bro because instead of them having to worry about six people they worry about one guy

[04:17:52] Like I don't know what Kai's gonna do if Kai goes solo right now

[04:17:56] It's gonna be way fucking harder like they're gonna be

[04:17:59] I think he is going yeah, they're gonna be on him on his ass

[04:18:05] I'll be honest with you right I think if we both went though, they would be nice to us like

[04:18:10] Like, Addy already told me that if he sees you,

[04:18:14] that he's going to punch you.

[04:18:15] But that's besides the point.

[04:18:17] Because he said you're a pussy or something like that.

[04:18:18] But I think, bro, I think we should go.

[04:18:20] I think we should go.

[04:18:21] So, Ron, I'm watching a clip of one of my mods you sent to me.

[04:18:25] Why are you twerking on my penis, bro, in this clip?

[04:18:29] Why are you twerking on my penis with, like,

[04:18:31] the widest smile of all time?

[04:18:38] OK.

[04:18:38] Wait wait go back to the freeze frame. I didn't see it. It's it's bro. It's right. Hold on. It's right here

[04:18:44] Look go back to the freeze frame right and see it

[04:18:51] Yo, are you doing it again?

[04:18:54] Bro stop you fucking lunatic. What's wrong with you bros stop?

[04:19:01] Psycho

[04:19:02] Yo, bro, did you enjoy streamer games, bro?

[04:19:04] Yes, bro, and I saw that you said that you were shy bro if I knew you were shy

[04:19:08] I would have made you done more bro. There's no reason to be shy man. If you're hanging around your friends, bro

[04:19:13] Ron you have like no social anxiety. No, I'm not shy around you guys, bro

[04:19:17] I just bad at like meeting people bro. I'm not I'm awkward. I don't introduce myself to people bro

[04:19:24] Yeah, I am awkward bro. Trust me, bro

[04:19:26] You have like no social anxiety, Ron. You're like you're like

[04:19:29] Well, that's because I think everyone just views me as an idiot

[04:19:32] I'm not just be myself, which is an idiot and it's like what's the worst that's gonna happen someone doesn't like me

[04:19:37] Okay, how the fuck am I supposed to like everyone? I don't even like myself

[04:19:40] He's right. He's right. Oh, that's a good quote

[04:19:47] He's right, bro, he's fucking right bro, Ron

[04:19:50] I think I'm gonna hit 11 million followers in twitch either today or tomorrow, bro like that way I'm

[04:19:55] I'm night 19k away. Oh my god everyone unfollow Jinxie. Stop bro. What the fuck? No

[04:20:05] Chad don't do that bro, please

[04:20:07] By the way, this brings me my next point Chad you're in YouTube guys go to twitch and follow bro, please just you don't even have to walk

[04:20:14] Bro, it's like we're so close bro. I don't know I'm 19,000 away, and we got 7,000 so far today since we went live

[04:20:20] You know how insane that is by the way that you have almost 11 million people who click on your twitch channel and then click follow

[04:20:27] Hold on 200 people just unfollowed because okay, bro. What the fuck bro?

[04:20:33] What the fuck?

[04:20:35] No, bro. I know it's actually okay. You know what Jesus Christ another hundred people just unfollowed, bro

[04:20:41] It's actually insane, bro. I don't understand

[04:20:43] Bro, Ron, can I tell you an actual like true story when I was in high school? No

[04:20:50] Alright, go ahead, bro.

[04:20:52] Bro, when I was in high school, my dream,

[04:20:56] like my dream scenario,

[04:20:58] when I, okay, I can't even look at this screen, bro.

[04:21:00] They just keep unfollowing.

[04:21:02] Don't actually unfollow, follow them, guys.

[04:21:04] Also, while you're at it, guys,

[04:21:05] we're about to hit nothing, no goal.

[04:21:06] Can we all follow me, too?

[04:21:09] Yo, I think you'll hit 11 million today

[04:21:10] if you don't end your stream, bullshit.

[04:21:12] I know, I know, I know.

[04:21:13] I'm gonna probably watch Kai's thing

[04:21:15] and then I'll see how close I am,

[04:21:17] but maybe I'll get it tomorrow, for sure.

[04:21:18] I don't know. I'll be live for like two more hours. So we'll see. I don't know. But um,

[04:21:23] Yo, did you, you saw the, uh, the, the thing that you announced, bro, I'm excited for it.

[04:21:26] Chad, for anyone who doesn't know, Jinx is doing a rainbow six siege tourmalte.

[04:21:31] August 11th and with exclusive black ice alpha or not. Sorry. Oh my God. Let me not be quoted

[04:21:37] wrong here. Exclusive alpha pack drops with the new colored black ice as introduced into the alpha

[04:21:43] packs and every streamer streaming the tournament Ron is one of them will have exclusive black

[04:21:49] eye or not I keep saying black eyes fuck exclusive alpha pack drops bro august 11 to be to run

[04:21:55] who do you want your teammate to be bro do you want me to put you in a team with life

[04:21:59] so I might have a lot of viewers I just run ads all the time run run who should I put your

[04:22:05] teammate with bro should I put you with life let's me let's me right I'll tell you the

[04:22:09] players you tell me who you want on your tune for the tournament bro. All right here we go from the

[04:22:13] top this is the confirmed players so far. Rakai um why'd you laugh? Rakai, Agent, Sina, XQC, Joe Bart,

[04:22:27] Jason DeWine, Lacey, Ray, Sketch, JayShock, KTV. Those are the confirmed 13 people right now not

[04:22:35] not counting yourself who's the best player on that probably Rekha if you

[04:22:44] want to be honest probably Rekha actually live you just probably Rekha bro Rekha

[04:22:50] is not the best he is top three players there bro I'm gonna be honest oh I think

[04:22:55] moist is playing too but hold on let me see if moist texts me back he said he

[04:22:58] wanted to play okay I don't know bro put me whoever you think but the team's

[04:23:02] It's not gonna be fair or is this gonna be some overpowered shit?

[04:23:06] Teams is gonna be fair. I'm gonna make teams balance this shit. I'm gonna make teams balance this shit, bro

[04:23:10] I forgot to get my food shout off the counter. Oh

[04:23:14] My god food sounds so good. I just ate the shit ordered again

[04:23:17] Just to watch something like if fucking just free read. I wrote it. Kygo live yet or no?

[04:23:25] Not yet. All right, Ron, I'll be back bro. Check this is a Ron takeover string guys Ron takeover PRP

[04:23:32] um

[04:23:44] POV you're a skin wait have I just switch to my ingest so his chat can see it

[04:23:52] POV you're a skin in the item shop that's waiting to be bought because no one buys you

[04:24:02] Anyone want to buy me anyone want to buy me I'm only I'm only 2,000 v-bucks

[04:24:24] Oh

[04:24:35] 2000s too much okay POV you're on a building hey, yo, it's me Ron. I'm on top of a building

[04:24:49] Yeah jump

[04:24:54] Okay, you know what? Okay, you know what y'all?

[04:24:59] I'm looking for audio to jump.

[04:25:25] Oh, it's not good.

[04:25:27] Oh, he's alive.

[04:25:28] Re-content, let's go.

[04:25:33] Jigsay!

[04:25:36] Jigsay!

[04:25:41] Oh, God.

[04:25:46] Oh, God.

[04:25:49] Oh, God.

[04:25:52] Oh, God.

[04:25:55] He doesn't know.

[04:25:57] Does he know?

[04:25:59] Does he know?

[04:26:07] Why does it sound like we're under a bubble right now?

[04:26:14] Am I trippin' or not?

[04:26:25] Does he know or no he's done he's actually gonna get killed by onk you didn't cut ease with him

[04:26:34] check

[04:26:42] Bro

[04:26:44] You got this speed on back wait, it's live

[04:26:47] Bro, it's live. See I'm worried right now though. Hey, Ron. What's up, bro? What's what are you worried about?

[04:26:53] I'm worried because he's I didn't realize the diamond gym is in New Jersey, but I don't like cherry hill demons

[04:27:00] Are watching right now?

[04:27:02] So I hope Kai has security dude. Yeah, you're right, bro. I didn't even think about the cherry hill demons, man

[04:27:12] So, okay, look, okay, he's going to diamond gym solo

[04:27:16] I'm not gonna lie

[04:27:18] No, he might actually die like no bullshit. It's a the thing about Kai is Kai is gonna want to actually get a real-ass

[04:27:24] Workout to like that's the thing bro. Like he's not gonna mess around

[04:27:28] The worst part about the diamond gym

[04:27:30] Nobody knows this unless you've went

[04:27:32] What happens is

[04:27:34] Jinksy listen to me

[04:27:36] In the beginning of the diamond gym, the first thing they make you do is they make you do legs

[04:27:41] It sets the tone

[04:27:42] is they make you do legs, it sets the tone.

[04:27:45] So what they do is they make you go onto the hill

[04:27:48] where they say to the hill

[04:27:49] and then you have to do some bullshit with your legs

[04:27:51] and it makes you dehydrated, it makes you tired

[04:27:55] and it makes you feel broken.

[04:27:56] That's the first thing that they make you do.

[04:27:59] Yeah, but I believe you got this, Kai.

[04:28:02] Bro, I believe, bro.

[04:28:03] Listen, Chet, the other thing is I haven't muted

[04:28:08] because of music, by the way, it's because of YouTube.

[04:28:10] Sorry, Chet.

[04:28:11] Sorry, bro, Ron, did you see Lo's text in today? Did you see?

[04:28:17] Yeah, and then we responded in three seconds and he hasn't responded.

[04:28:22] Jack, the thing about our group chat with Lo's guys is me and Ron will text 25 times.

[04:28:29] Lo's will text once a week, will instantly respond, and then we'll get a response nine days later.

[04:28:35] So realistically?

[04:28:36] Yeah, they told me that when he eats food, he's in a food coma.

[04:28:41] Well, I don't think that happens, but no. Jack, the thing is, bro, look for the chain

[04:28:46] together marathon probably February 2027 after Super Bowl, because Los literally responds

[04:28:53] once a month. Like I don't know what to say. This is not because I'm Jack. This is what I said.

[04:28:59] I said, yo, Los, we could do Florida or New Jersey. I will set everything up. If we do Florida,

[04:29:05] I don't be easier. No, no, no response. No response. No response. Jersey's better. Los

[04:29:14] I need a date. I need a date. I need a date. I need a date. Like I said, I need a date nine times

[04:29:18] Los, if you give me a date, bro, I will literally get a whole Airbnb and three perfect fucking setups

[04:29:24] in a week, bro, but he's not, he doesn't respond, bro. Dude, could you run Ron? Could you imagine?

[04:29:31] Fuck his camera has a neck brace on they don't give a fuck to the neck brace so if he if he if he looks at him

[04:29:38] He's like no

[04:29:41] We don't make sure you go but see be black ass though. He's gonna have to get down run run

[04:29:46] um

[04:29:47] What's it called? Could you imagine IRL mock bang with most bro?

[04:29:52] Like bro, that'd be three hour long video

[04:29:56] Okay, that'd be generational bro lock in bro. Listen if you struggle

[04:30:01] me like we gonna get through it bro. We gonna be here for a little bit.

[04:30:04] How y'all feeling? How y'all feeling today?

[04:30:07] Chet, when the last time y'all been to the gym?

[04:30:10] When is the last time y'all been to the gym, bro? Am I being eaten right now?

[04:30:14] When is the last time y'all been to the gym? I haven't been to the gym in a couple

[04:30:17] of months, bro. You are fried yesterday

[04:30:20] in months, two days. So Chet, I want to ask y'all a question.

[04:30:24] Do y'all think I have what it takes to get through it? Yes or no?

[04:30:27] I want to see who really knows me, bro. I want to see who really understands me,

[04:30:30] Bro last time you want to have what it takes to get through it yesterday. Yes. Let me let me let me let me see today was my

[04:30:36] Push day. I'm pretty sure maybe no

[04:30:39] Today's my pole. So today. I see like I go to the gym after stream

[04:30:44] So run when you do workouts, what is your schedule like regimen? What's your regimen?

[04:30:51] What does that mean like in a week? What's your plan? Like do you have a plan every day Monday?

[04:30:57] Inclined Press, let me know if this is good.

[04:31:00] Inclined Press, Flat Machine Slash Smith Press,

[04:31:04] which I usually do the Flat Machine.

[04:31:05] Seated Machine Shoulder Press, Cable Lateral Raise,

[04:31:09] Peck Deck, Overhead Cable Tri-Sep Extensions,

[04:31:11] and then Row Pushdowns.

[04:31:13] And then I do a little bit of Cardi, and then I,

[04:31:15] oh, Laura, got it.

[04:31:16] I can't even ask for help now, for any gym help.

[04:31:18] Bro, that's good, bro, that's good.

[04:31:22] Jincy, I'm done watching, you can end now.

[04:31:26] like bro you're a sicko I'm done watching you can end now just leave you

[04:31:32] freak like what

[04:31:36] bro Chad I could literally name every single workout possible and you guys

[04:31:40] would say not enough or oh that's cardio that's nothing like I literally

[04:31:45] could mention every type of workout possible and you guys would figure out

[04:31:48] a way just to say oh that's not enough Ron yo hey Ron hey no don't blame

[04:31:55] yourself Ron chat listen Ron is strong bro Ron beat me in a push-up paid chat Ron is strong

[04:32:00] thank you bro Ron is strong I think I'm up there with the top five strongest streamers low key

[04:32:06] like I feel like it goes oh my god kids oh my god oh no see bro this is why I would not stream this

[04:32:12] bro dude I would not stream this but but but he announced this hour Christina diamond Jim that pack

[04:32:18] like oh we gotta lock in oh my god oh my god okay okay okay okay we actually gotta lock in when I

[04:32:23] I'm telling y'all bro. I'm telling y'all bro. I may not be the most athletic, but we're gonna show we got heart, bro

[04:32:36] We're also we got hurt. Okay. Maybe all of you guys are aware. We're gonna show we got heart check

[04:32:44] There's no way they're gonna be able to do this the hell

[04:32:53] Yeah, get him, Cuddy!

[04:32:59] I can't let them down, but, oh, oh, right there, oh my god!

[04:33:02] Oh my god.

[04:33:04] Oh my god.

[04:33:06] Unk vs. Cuddy, aura.

[04:33:14] Oh my god, oh my god.

[04:33:15] Yo, why the whole vibe is the same?

[04:33:17] You're hanging around.

[04:33:18] Unk got like...

[04:33:20] You know what I mean, Unk got...

[04:33:21] You ready?

[04:33:22] How you doing?

[04:33:24] Come here.

[04:33:25] What?

[04:33:26] Come out on the memories.

[04:33:28] Come on.

[04:33:29] Come on.

[04:33:30] I'm done eating.

[04:33:31] I'm done eating.

[04:33:32] Oh my god.

[04:33:33] I don't get it.

[04:33:34] Jissy, he knows.

[04:33:35] Yo, you vaping on duty?

[04:33:36] I'm on your ass, too.

[04:33:37] All right, what you want me to do?

[04:33:38] Get out right now?

[04:33:39] Okay.

[04:33:40] All right.

[04:33:41] All right.

[04:33:42] All right.

[04:33:43] Okay.

[04:33:44] All right.

[04:33:45] All right.

[04:33:46] All right.

[04:33:47] All right.

[04:33:48] All right.

[04:33:49] All right.

[04:33:50] All right.

[04:33:51] Okay, I low key hope it's not a little miss you got the best of the bad idea. Oh

[04:33:57] My god, he has to do the hell bro. I did the hell the hell is where you die wait chat

[04:34:03] Um, which I'm gonna call it. He announced it a couple hours before

[04:34:08] Yeah, oh no, brother's gonna be a lot of people. Oh my gosh, bro said the guy in the back

[04:34:14] Why would fake neck brace aware? He's done. Oh the cameraman fakes a neck brace

[04:34:20] Oh

[04:34:23] Well, I didn't think he was gonna be watching we had three people there their names were you might not know them

[04:34:29] Oh my god

[04:34:30] I don't and I had to just motion Griffin like they were just chilling outside while we were

[04:34:37] We finished they both came in like woes and Griffin and they made

[04:34:45] 150 burpees for just standing

[04:34:50] So his cameraman brought the neck brace just to like fake it

[04:35:20] Oh

[04:35:28] He's gonna get hard focused bro

[04:35:33] It's just gonna be him working out look look bro

[04:35:36] I'm not getting that mold, bro.

[04:35:37] Oh, no, he's fucked.

[04:35:38] What a vacuum bag.

[04:35:39] Got a vacuum?

[04:35:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:35:41] There should be people inside, though.

[04:35:44] You might not get a...

[04:35:45] Oh, yeah, he's not gonna get the stable Ronaldo workout.

[04:35:47] Yeah, no, he's a little Mickey.

[04:35:48] But he's lagging, though.

[04:35:49] Stable Ronaldo actually got a real workout in.

[04:35:52] Yeah.

[04:35:53] So he's lagging, and all we good, are we good?

[04:35:54] Yeah.

[04:35:55] Wait, Brown, what do you mean?

[04:35:56] What do you mean?

[04:35:57] Because of the hill?

[04:35:58] He can't do it?

[04:35:59] Yeah, he's not...

[04:36:00] It doesn't look like he's doing the hill, and it doesn't look like it's too isolated,

[04:36:02] bro.

[04:36:03] Like, me, it was like a one-on-one training, bro.

[04:36:05] Like everyone's already taking photos.

[04:36:07] Like bro, he needs the real stable and auto experience.

[04:36:11] Dude, it's a baby.

[04:36:13] Trying to see the baby?

[04:36:15] I'm just a baby, bro.

[04:36:16] Why is he in the diamond gym?

[04:36:17] It's a baby.

[04:36:20] Yo, I'm not kidding, brother.

[04:36:21] There was a little ass kid that walked to the diamond

[04:36:23] and tried to take photos with us.

[04:36:25] It was like a little kid.

[04:36:26] He had to have been like maybe like six

[04:36:28] or an ironically seven.

[04:36:30] And I'm not even kidding.

[04:36:31] Yeah.

[04:36:33] Oh no.

[04:36:34] And he came in and uncle's like

[04:36:51] They're very punchy

[04:36:53] Bro

[04:37:00] The kid punches because uncle tells him bro, I researched this place a lot the kids the puncher

[04:37:08] No, AJ's the only nice one in there bro

[04:37:17] Bro because AJ is like one of their work like bro, he's one of their henchmen

[04:37:21] He's one of their henchmen, bro.

[04:37:26] I'm on cost three right now.

[04:37:29] Shot out the cop and put me on the street and five.

[04:37:31] Give the bill.

[04:37:32] Follow me on Instagram, 100.

[04:37:34] Two, two, three.

[04:37:35] All right.

[04:37:36] All right.

[04:37:37] All right.

[04:37:38] Hey, pal, here you go, cop.

[04:37:40] Yes, sir.

[04:37:41] Two K to bro.

[04:37:41] So, show him.

[04:37:42] All right.

[04:37:43] All right.

[04:37:44] I just want to drink.

[04:37:46] I bet they got on Wi-Fi.

[04:37:47] Get on Wi-Fi, bro.

[04:37:49] I can't check.

[04:37:50] It's lagging, Kyle, you're lagging, bro.

[04:37:52] Sonny, tell him, Sonny, help!

[04:37:55] Sonny, help!

[04:37:56] Sonny, help!

[04:37:58] High-fives!

[04:37:59] No, high-fives can't help him, bro.

[04:38:01] High-fives!

[04:38:02] High-fives!

[04:38:03] Oh, God!

[04:38:05] High-fives, Kyle, lagging!

[04:38:07] Wait, I just realized,

[04:38:09] Bunk just gave him a hug.

[04:38:10] Well, when I walked in there,

[04:38:11] they didn't even smile at us.

[04:38:12] I'm not kidding, there's no script.

[04:38:14] No script.

[04:38:16] Oh, God.

[04:38:20] No, bro.

[04:38:22] No, bro.

[04:38:24] No.

[04:38:26] We need Wi-Fi.

[04:38:28] Like that.

[04:38:30] Man, bro, he's going out.

[04:38:32] Sonny, Wi-Fi now.

[04:38:34] Bro, listen, bro. Listen, listen.

[04:38:36] Sonny, help. Sonny, help.

[04:38:38] What y'all are doing to these cameras is kind of crazy, bro.

[04:38:40] Now listen, y'all, y'all rules.

[04:38:42] For, bro, focus on me.

[04:38:44] Let me ask a question, bro.

[04:38:46] Okay.

[04:38:48] And you see them standing there smiling with the little camera in the head while you dying you won't say the same shit

[04:38:53] And then make that camera that work

[04:38:56] Now met him work see me see me. You can get on my goddamn nerves all year

[04:39:02] Bro, it's

[04:39:15] It does bro

[04:39:17] bro you know what though he needs like a clip-on mic because there's like a

[04:39:22] hundred people in there and it's picking up I think it's a boom mic then

[04:39:29] yeah but where's the clip on I don't see it

[04:39:36] under his hoodie that's why it's a muffle oh where you got this guy oh

[04:39:41] they're clear in the gym yeah I was gonna say I feel like they should like

[04:39:46] cleared out bro hey they say so where's it lag at so what is it lag at it's

[04:39:53] congested bro it's congested in there wait hold on let me make sure if you

[04:39:57] get what is lagging me make sure it's good bro look at cutty just here bro

[04:40:04] oh my god oh there's cutting back there bro are y'all cool still cool

[04:40:09] it starts lagging

[04:40:16] that's not cutting hold on what Ron bro you're mentally ill bro that'd be an

[04:40:37] extreme or a clash but I'm gonna be honest I didn't cut it would win that

[04:40:41] Cut he's like six five

[04:40:44] Thing is onk is a firefighter

[04:40:53] No punching I'm tired of that no punching please

[04:40:58] They're not gonna punch him they're gonna kill him

[04:41:00] Oh

[04:41:30] Don't do it, bro

[04:41:35] Don't do it, bro

[04:41:39] That's the part that scares me bro

[04:42:00] There's too many people it should just be them and Kai bro, it would be like Michael Jackson

[04:42:15] in the building bro like wouldn't even be able to do anything bro yes bro I like yes

[04:42:22] that you would shut the like you would shut New Jersey down bro bro also it made maybe

[04:42:28] They do what in cherry hill they make another one for like the real thing

[04:42:32] They can't you think no water

[04:42:40] Go there like I'm dead us like like I wouldn't even step foot near there

[04:42:45] Joe Bart said cherry hill is just like a mega mall with a bunch of like big houses, bro

[04:42:50] Yo, okay, listen, bro, I said mega dry scooping

[04:43:01] Wait, babe

[04:43:03] Jinxie you're soft as ice cream

[04:43:10] No, it's before it's before once you start

[04:43:14] We walked in with water and they threw it on the ground

[04:43:20] RIP

[04:43:45] I think it's bodybuilders it's bodybuilders run

[04:43:50] I never said that I never said that

[04:44:10] No, I just wanna do what I could do

[04:44:13] I think right now best streamer performance is like Marlon right?

[04:44:22] I'm not fighting me, Marlon, and who else shot me?

[04:44:27] Marlon.

[04:44:28] If you wasn't doing it for long, yeah, I want you in this workout room.

[04:44:30] I'm not so.

[04:44:31] I'm not so.

[04:44:32] I was thinking you.

[04:44:33] Or a clash.

[04:44:34] Or hold on.

[04:44:35] Or a clash.

[04:44:36] That's too.

[04:44:37] The sacks live here.

[04:44:38] Wait, it's Endzone Live?

[04:44:40] Ron, I have to pay my, I have to pay my guests to someone.

[04:44:44] Is Endzone Live?

[04:44:45] I'll be back in 30 seconds then.

[04:44:48] Oh my God.

[04:44:49] Endzone Live.

[04:44:50] Chat.

[04:44:51] We have a jail with the child well wipe it you don't need to freak it out

[04:44:55] We have timeless in the chat chat and zone live my boy

[04:44:58] We have crimes for anything we have or love me see the child

[04:45:01] My boy

[04:45:02] We have any boy to chat they will help people see the child we have to see the child

[04:45:06] Yo bro, did we freaking make it like why are there so many people with this child?

[04:45:09] Like you guys I feel like me and Kai are going aura for aura right now

[04:45:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[04:45:13] I feel like me and Kai might be going aura for aura right now

[04:45:15] Because bro we are both live at the same time

[04:45:17] I call you to the car

[04:45:18] Look look look

[04:45:19] I got like you've been going crazy right now. Should I stream today like bro, please give me a chance to stream today

[04:45:38] What the fuck is going on

[04:45:41] What is going on about to jump?

[04:45:43] Stop

[04:45:46] I'm a bossy jump stop you're wondering fuck

[04:45:51] He got the revona bro. I'm mad at my word

[04:45:55] Yeah, you see you guys that's one my down jinksy with a fucking

[04:46:04] No

[04:46:13] I'm not kidding.

[04:46:14] I'm not kidding.

[04:46:15] Yeah, I like it.

[04:46:17] Make him do it or this is the next game.

[04:46:19] I like it bro, you guys.

[04:46:19] You know what's so crazy, bro?

[04:46:21] I like the fact that Jamesy just didn't miss a room.

[04:46:23] Like, first of all, I'm the best Rainbow Six player

[04:46:26] in the fucking world.

[04:46:27] All right, no, he's not.

[04:46:30] All right, Ron, I'm blocked in now.

[04:46:32] Now I'm blocked in.

[04:46:34] Let's listen, let's listen.

[04:46:34] Oh, it's not like it?

[04:46:35] There's taxes for almost everything in here,

[04:46:37] so just do your best.

[04:46:39] Keep your eyes open the whole time and close your eyes.

[04:46:41] It's another rule.

[04:46:42] No unnecessary conversation, jewelry, got to go.

[04:46:45] You got to change, necklaces, braces on, just take them out.

[04:46:49] Get ready.

[04:46:50] Keep ready.

[04:46:50] I want to take them out.

[04:46:52] It's like, it's like, it's like, it's just not.

[04:46:56] The rules are no jewelry.

[04:46:58] Yeah, I know, but it's like, it's not

[04:47:00] going to be hard to take out, please.

[04:47:02] I think he's cool.

[04:47:02] What?

[04:47:03] That's not real jewelry.

[04:47:05] It's just earrings, bro.

[04:47:06] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:47:08] But I don't care, you got it, bro.

[04:47:09] God damn, man.

[04:47:12] Why don't you get a pass?

[04:47:13] No, no, I don't want a pass.

[04:47:14] I don't want a pass.

[04:47:15] I don't want a pass.

[04:47:16] How long does he hear us in here?

[04:47:17] Wait.

[04:47:18] Why is it?

[04:47:18] If I get that hold, you're going to close the door.

[04:47:19] Oh, you wanted to hear it yesterday.

[04:47:21] Oh.

[04:47:23] I'm sitting in the back.

[04:47:24] I'm going to get a pass today.

[04:47:25] We're going to work out, bro.

[04:47:27] The noise, the bullshit.

[04:47:28] Let's train, and let's have a good one.

[04:47:32] Well, the audio is muffled.

[04:47:34] Yeah, it is.

[04:47:35] Wait, so how long have you been here?

[04:47:37] What?

[04:47:38] Like, how long have you been in damage here?

[04:47:41] Oh

[04:47:45] No, I say how old are you

[04:47:50] How are you?

[04:47:56] How does she his oldest is 32 years old, so nigga, how are you?

[04:48:00] I'm getting mad right now.

[04:48:03] Wait, how much you bet?

[04:48:05] You didn't get no combo like this.

[04:48:06] I'm noticing a pattern.

[04:48:07] Oh, okay.

[04:48:08] We got this.

[04:48:09] Disrespected.

[04:48:10] Is that what it is?

[04:48:11] It's cool.

[04:48:12] Just disrespected, bro.

[04:48:13] Are we just crows?

[04:48:14] 20 years, bro.

[04:48:15] Show them what the damage is.

[04:48:16] Make them walk the hell right now.

[04:48:17] And then I just got to be respectful.

[04:48:18] Shout out to some of the folks.

[04:48:19] There it is.

[04:48:20] One more area.

[04:48:21] Yeah.

[04:48:22] Yeah.

[04:48:23] Get angry.

[04:48:24] There it is. One more area. Yeah. Yeah. Get angry. Yo, so does Hottie report to

[04:48:34] Unk? Chatter? Unk reports to Hottie. It's you like Hottie reports to Unk? I think Hottie

[04:48:42] reports to Unk. Bro, this is really scary. You got this guy? You hear what he said? What?

[04:48:54] security detail that you're not fond of that you want to join the world.

[04:48:57] Sit here.

[04:48:59] Is there anybody in their security detail that you're not fond of that you like doing workouts

[04:49:04] so you can watch them die?

[04:49:05] Oh, no, no, no.

[04:49:06] I'm gonna just, yeah.

[04:49:08] What about, be honest, you can whisper it.

[04:49:10] Who?

[04:49:10] The tall one.

[04:49:11] Who, Cudi?

[04:49:12] Which one?

[04:49:12] The security.

[04:49:13] Cudi, they want to be on point today.

[04:49:14] But you think they'll come back.

[04:49:15] You think they'll come back.

[04:49:16] You don't point to that.

[04:49:16] Cudi said he's gonna be on point today because this hell of people are slamming you off.

[04:49:19] But he said he want to come back.

[04:49:20] What about next quarter?

[04:49:21] Don't mention that honey, bro.

[04:49:22] You gotta make sure the chat not lagging, you know, but see me get his ass

[04:49:27] Cuz bro, he'd be talking like off-stream in real life. Well, he'd be talking crazy

[04:49:32] He'd be thinking he like he'd be or farming thinking you look good

[04:49:46] Well, you know how to do as much as me

[04:49:52] He made him wait. I don't know that language. I just know he could tell me like

[04:50:13] Which one was the hardest workout for you in here

[04:50:22] What is it called, Chad?

[04:50:24] It's like football players do.

[04:50:25] 5-3 out of the top.

[04:50:27] Basically, my warm-up was doing 10 of duck walking,

[04:50:30] up and down the hill 10 times.

[04:50:33] And then after that, I came inside,

[04:50:35] and they made me do 1,200 tricep extensions.

[04:50:41] And then after that, we did about 200 push-ups.

[04:50:46] And then after that, I did about 150 burpees.

[04:50:50] And then, I never got to be one of them.

[04:50:53] I kept shit talking and they kept making me do bullshit like that.

[04:50:57] Bro, that's crazy, man.

[04:50:59] What the fuck is upstairs?

[04:51:00] Oh, they're going out.

[04:51:00] They're going out.

[04:51:01] They're going upstairs.

[04:51:02] They're going upstairs in here?

[04:51:03] I don't know, man.

[04:51:05] What's upstairs?

[04:51:06] What the fuck?

[04:51:10] Hey, look, look, look.

[04:51:12] All jokes aside, all jokes aside,

[04:51:13] it's your mind right now.

[04:51:14] OK.

[04:51:15] They're getting up inside.

[04:51:16] OK, OK, OK, OK.

[04:51:16] Hey, hey, hey, look at that.

[04:51:17] I'm getting scared, right?

[04:51:19] Are we good though on the street though?

[04:51:23] I ain't gonna lie chat.

[04:51:24] I don't know if y'all are good or not.

[04:51:26] What room is this?

[04:51:27] We all like the new room.

[04:51:28] Bro, I gotta shut my door, Jinx.

[04:51:30] Hold it down.

[04:51:30] Bro, I've never seen this room before.

[04:51:32] What?

[04:51:34] I've never seen this.

[04:51:35] They start the burpees together

[04:51:36] and then there's two cars that just pull it up

[04:51:38] to young ones and then.

[04:51:40] Whoa, this is big, bro.

[04:51:43] Whoa.

[04:51:44] It's harder to hear than it is after this.

[04:51:46] Wait, what is this?

[04:51:48] Bro, it's like an upstairs section.

[04:51:49] You want me to give you a phone, CB?

[04:51:51] CB, you want me to give you a phone?

[04:51:52] Look, let me show you.

[04:51:55] We said 50.

[04:51:55] Oh, it's DLC.

[04:51:56] It's a new POI.

[04:51:57] For a four-pump.

[04:51:58] So look, get down with two feet and get up with two feet.

[04:52:00] Oh, no.

[04:52:02] This is the worst.

[04:52:02] This is the worst, by the way.

[04:52:04] Do a stream check.

[04:52:05] One, two, three, four.

[04:52:07] That's not.

[04:52:08] Oh, no.

[04:52:08] We've got to do that 50 times.

[04:52:10] So, 50 puppies, 200 push-ups.

[04:52:13] Do a stream check.

[04:52:13] Make sure we're good.

[04:52:15] We've got to always check.

[04:52:17] sunny's coming in clutch he said can you try boom mic that's clutch yeah yeah yeah we need the boom mic sonny

[04:52:33] wait yo cb's handsome bro look at this guy hey

[04:52:37] Hey, bro, see these handsome as shit, man.

[04:52:42] I don't know.

[04:52:43] Yeah, look at him.

[04:52:44] Look at him.

[04:52:45] Damn.

[04:52:47] It's a good looking guy right there.

[04:52:49] But I gotta get tattoos.

[04:52:50] I'd be unstoppable.

[04:52:54] Bro, hold on.

[04:52:55] All right, hold on.

[04:52:56] Bro, Ron, I woke up like this morning and there's just like 27 edits of me and you

[04:53:04] getting mugged by Joe.

[04:53:07] Bro his frame is just insane, bro. I don't know what to say, bro. He's like six two and jack

[04:53:19] Bro just do the boom mic yo, I'm gonna be honest clip on Mike's or ass

[04:53:24] Yeah, it's gonna sound really bad when he starts a push ups

[04:53:27] Clip on Mike's I don't even know a scenario where clip on Mike's is good. Maybe when it's windy or something

[04:53:32] Maybe it's windy. Yeah, Chad is my mic

[04:53:35] No, you have a good mic, bro. Your mic's always good.

[04:53:39] Look, y'all go down when we come up.

[04:53:41] All right.

[04:53:42] Tomorrow.

[04:53:43] Bro, CB is handsome, bro. Oh my God.

[04:53:46] One, two, three, four. One, one, two, three, four.

[04:53:52] I think Kai actually works out, Chad, right? Doesn't Kai work out?

[04:53:56] Jaycee, they're gonna do this 50 times.

[04:53:59] Wait, what?

[04:54:01] One, two, three, four.

[04:54:08] I see Anka in the mirror.

[04:54:09] Orah, orah.

[04:54:12] Wait, they have to do that 50 times?

[04:54:15] Yeah, this is one of the warm ups.

[04:54:16] Yep, I'm never setting it put in here.

[04:54:19] I can't physically do that.

[04:54:21] I can't do that.

[04:54:22] Chad, if you want better audio, watch Kai.

[04:54:24] I'm doing a V-Party with Jinxie, bro.

[04:54:27] I'm lowering this.

[04:54:28] It's so loud.

[04:54:29] It's like weirdly muffly loud.

[04:54:31] But it's like the stomping is louder, but everything I don't know. It's just back like the audience is back

[04:54:36] I'm not telling me so you're telling me you wouldn't step foot into here. Nope. I'm not going in here, bro

[04:54:41] I'm scared bro. I'm scared

[04:54:44] Junko, I'm scared, bro. I don't know I'm scared

[04:54:48] Look guys doing it. Yeah guys works out, bro. I

[04:54:56] Hate you, bro. All right

[04:54:58] But you know what I'm gonna do next for my next IRL though I'm gonna go to Alvia's site to worry bro

[04:55:03] That's wholesome. That's how it's fun. Yes, Rob. Maya told me to go. I'm gonna go

[04:55:09] Yeah, that's actually I don't know like I told her like soon

[04:55:14] Soon yeah, I told her I'll go back for part two also

[04:55:18] Yeah, I saw bro you look like you had a good time like that looks wholesome this is just scary. I'm scared

[04:55:24] Should bring a burger bring a burger it's obvious sanctuary

[04:55:38] Oh God

[04:55:41] Guys not smiling anymore, bro. This is bad

[04:55:46] Did you see what speed said?

[04:55:48] Yes, Robert you see what speed said about diamond Jim what it's beat say about you just said

[04:55:53] It's not a real workout and he said it's just fatigue maxing. That's what he said

[04:56:08] Strictly

[04:56:24] Boom my please I don't think they actually care about you doing like proper reps

[04:56:30] It's more or less just to see okay

[04:56:34] Well one point

[04:56:36] I had no water and I just like I end up being fine for like an hour after

[04:56:49] Yeah, Jakesy we shouldn't match

[04:56:51] I know what you're doing.

[04:56:53] Yes, brother, feel it.

[04:56:56] How you go first?

[04:56:57] Bro, Kai's form is good.

[04:56:59] Kai's form is still so good, bro.

[04:57:02] What?

[04:57:04] Kai, I know what he looks.

[04:57:05] He's strong.

[04:57:08] Bro, he's strong.

[04:57:09] What the hell?

[04:57:11] I like this thing.

[04:57:12] This thing.

[04:57:13] You got to like this thing.

[04:57:14] That's right here.

[04:57:19] Me and Rocky have the same body.

[04:57:20] left yeah yeah same height same high steps

[04:57:30] abdomens yeah y'all definitely have the same height for sure

[04:57:42] How old are you?

[04:57:49] Sixty.

[04:57:50] Oh my god, Jinxie, don't...

[04:57:53] 18 out of 15?

[04:57:57] I'm telling you, bro, this is just a warm-up.

[04:58:01] Wait, but to the hill, you still gotta go to the hill.

[04:58:04] Oh

[04:58:16] His wraps are still so good, bro. He's wrapped so good chat

[04:58:25] There's more to the warm-up to after this

[04:58:27] There's no way it's saying I want to

[04:58:33] Just die.

[04:58:38] Let's die.

[04:58:43] I got punch.

[04:58:45] Punch him.

[04:58:49] You got this

[04:58:56] You got this

[04:59:01] Shadam, are you not buying a massage chair?

[04:59:07] Is that worth it or no?

[04:59:10] For what?

[04:59:13] Ten count now

[04:59:16] I

[04:59:30] See me watch out

[04:59:35] See me watch out, bro

[04:59:42] I could do the diamond

[04:59:46] does she know

[04:59:48] look at me, there's no Hello Kitty in here

[04:59:52] there's one in the off lane

[04:59:56] there's no rain or sunshine

[04:59:58] you walk in here, it's just death

[05:00:00] Ron, do you want to call

[05:00:04] what shows do you watch with your girlfriend?

[05:00:07] what is your favorite show?

[05:00:09] we don't really watch shows, I'll be honest with you

[05:00:11] because I have the tension span of a dumb ass

[05:00:13] we tried watching a movie

[05:00:15] I ended up just trying to kiss her for like an hour

[05:00:18] and then I passed out.

[05:00:19] Wait, so when you guys were in bed,

[05:00:21] do you just do the same thing you did in my bed

[05:00:23] and just scroll through like Instagram Reels the whole time?

[05:00:27] Yeah.

[05:00:27] Oh my God.

[05:00:30] Bro, Chad, I'm telling you,

[05:00:31] Rob's For You page is literally brain rot, bro.

[05:00:34] Like it's actually brain rot.

[05:00:36] Ah!

[05:00:39] Not enough!

[05:00:42] Ah!

[05:00:43] Dude I don't think Ty's heart rate's working. I think it's stuck at 106.

[05:00:55] Yo you struggle to do two push-ups.

[05:00:57] Wait who said I could go through the damage up?

[05:00:59] My girlfriend.

[05:01:00] Me?

[05:01:01] Two push-ups.

[05:01:02] No my girlfriend, you're my boyfriend dumbass.

[05:01:04] Oh.

[05:01:05] Oh.

[05:01:06] Yeah I can.

[05:01:07] Okay.

[05:01:08] Wait.

[05:01:09] Hey yo what the fuck?

[05:01:10] Wait Ron, she said you can't go?

[05:01:12] No, she can't I'm saying she can't go see me cool

[05:02:12] Fuck

[05:02:42] I told me that, he literally said he works as a firefighter, so.

[05:02:46] Now where is he?

[05:02:47] I think he's off.

[05:02:49] Wait, somebody said he was a firefighter during 9-11 on the bus.

[05:02:53] I think that's a CompuLoak flight of work.

[05:02:54] It's right next to New York.

[05:02:56] Yeah.

[05:02:57] It's like 10 minutes away.

[05:02:57] Wow.

[05:02:58] Hey, get my Pusher Boy set up right away.

[05:03:01] Wow.

[05:03:02] I'm in here for a minute.

[05:03:06] Wait, Unk's kind of growing on me, bro.

[05:03:08] Unk, I'm sorry.

[05:03:10] I didn't know that.

[05:03:12] Just misunderstood. I didn't know that

[05:03:27] Bro Kai's doing so good already bro his form was good man

[05:03:33] It's like it in here it's still lagging

[05:03:36] Oh my god, yeah, we're good. Yes or no, it's about to explore that. Oh my god

[05:03:50] You good, okay, let me know

[05:03:56] Okay, that's fine

[05:03:58] Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. If you can't multitask, just look at the chat

[05:04:02] We could sacrifice the POV come on you got it. It's cash. Oh

[05:04:12] I remember this Ron when you did it

[05:04:27] Bro this is where it gets scary bro

[05:04:32] I still only want 106.

[05:04:34] No, it's glass, it's glass, it's glass.

[05:04:36] What?

[05:04:37] Ah, that, that, that, that.

[05:04:38] Oh.

[05:04:39] Over here with it.

[05:04:40] Let's go.

[05:04:41] Be nice, bro.

[05:04:45] Oh, no.

[05:04:46] Watch out, Ty.

[05:04:47] Don't go fast.

[05:04:48] Don't go fast.

[05:04:49] He's going to burn out quick.

[05:04:51] Oh.

[05:04:52] Oh.

[05:04:53] What?

[05:04:54] How many did he say it to?

[05:04:55] I got 1,000 or something, bro.

[05:04:58] 150.

[05:05:02] Okay, let's take it back.

[05:05:05] Two, three, three, four.

[05:05:16] No, it's so laggy, boy, they got to get out of there.

[05:05:19] 54, 55.

[05:05:21] The first part is you're part tough like the other person.

[05:05:23] So you see, I was right next to Hotty.

[05:05:25] I did that and I bounced my butt into Marley's step.

[05:05:28] And I said, and uncle looked at me and then Hottie punched me in my stomach and said just for that

[05:05:34] You're doing another 35 push-ups

[05:05:44] Hi, bye

[05:05:58] You know what, you don't cut out of the video, but it was in a extended cut somewhere I posted.

[05:06:05] Unk, like, sits down, house-boilers, like, people, like, sit down in an old house or whatever.

[05:06:10] And they were talking about Marlin, and I told him, I was like, there is something, and I was like,

[05:06:15] oh yeah, but no disrespect, Marlin, because he looks like a Greek god.

[05:06:18] And Unk made me get off camera, and he made me do 200 push-ups.

[05:06:28] Oh

[05:06:39] Go back to out cam. We need to perm up cam in the corner

[05:06:45] No, because my life is weird, I don't know I have a weird mind

[05:06:51] I'll go go

[05:06:58] The thing I noticed about um bro is he hates when people are trying to be funny

[05:07:01] He hates people are smiling like broke. He does not play that shit. I do not try to be funny

[05:07:06] You're gonna have to do more workouts, bro

[05:07:21] It's so laggy

[05:07:28] I should have vlogged it bro. This is too laggy dude. It's too fucking laggy

[05:07:33] It keeps exploding in my like face, bro

[05:07:41] We back I never leave

[05:07:59] Chat maybe mute put a mute jammer down on the diamond gym

[05:08:18] Bro that's good

[05:08:28] nine eight seven six five four

[05:08:31] I'm gonna have your feet go

[05:08:33] one more time

[05:08:34] yeah

[05:08:35] yeah

[05:08:35] there you go

[05:08:36] one more time

[05:08:36] that's not gonna happen

[05:08:37] that's right

[05:08:37] one more round

[05:08:38] come on man

[05:08:39] one more round

[05:08:39] don't worry boy

[05:08:40] yo

[05:08:41] all right guys

[05:08:42] my guys

[05:08:42] this should be a walk in the fucking park

[05:08:44] run through that shit

[05:08:46] run through that shit

[05:08:47] oh damn

[05:08:47] bro it's just

[05:08:49] it's so lag bro

[05:08:50] be careful

[05:08:51] yeah

[05:08:52] deal with it

[05:08:53] yeah

[05:08:55] man

[05:08:56] he's good, he's good

[05:08:57] I definitely someone said

[05:09:07] think I

[05:09:11] literally going here after doing a marathon a 26 mile marathon holding a fucking

[05:09:19] It's going dumb for that right now bro.

[05:09:44] 186 heart rate, look at that, it's like a geometry dash heart rate, look at that.

[05:09:49] to jump to that hurt rate.

[05:09:51] That's how fucking people jump a heart rate.

[05:09:55] You're so wrong.

[05:09:57] I'll follow him.

[05:09:58] Oh, here, at least two.

[05:09:59] You see how my voice is not shaking?

[05:10:00] Nothing.

[05:10:01] Talk to him.

[05:10:02] Talk to him.

[05:10:04] Look at that.

[05:10:05] Look at that.

[05:10:06] Look at that.

[05:10:07] Look at that.

[05:10:08] That's awesome, man.

[05:10:09] You might have something there, man.

[05:10:10] Can you stop this couch?

[05:10:12] Pop his ass.

[05:10:13] Oh, she's going to punch?

[05:10:15] Stop this couch.

[05:10:17] I

[05:10:23] Can't stop can't stop come on. Yeah, you sure you wouldn't do that. Yes, bro. I'm too scared

[05:10:37] Bro, I'm too scared

[05:10:47] she's scared I was shaking like we were in the uber and we were like an hour away

[05:10:53] and I was dead ass shaking bro it's it's too laggy bro it's so lag it just keeps

[05:11:01] going wait one of my viewers named Scorpi or Peanpoppy just said Jinxie sold

[05:11:07] his World Cup final tickets so he didn't have to go is that true I sold my

[05:11:14] World Cup final tickets back to the manufacturer because I had four flights get canceled

[05:11:21] Bro, I had my flights get canceled pink pop. You're a mod over here. You psycho

[05:11:28] Bro rod it's too laggy bro, I might dude. I don't know bro. I like it

[05:11:33] No, I might watch it. I might try to watch it. You don't have to bro. Don't feel pressured. It's too laggy, bro

[05:11:38] I don't know. It's just keep lagging and the audio is weird

[05:11:41] Audio is weird, bro. Bro. I'm run. I think I'm going to chill for a little bit, bro. All right, man

[05:11:50] All right, bro. All right, Ron. Love you to death kid. It's just too loud. I'm out of I matter. I'll see you

[05:11:59] Chat boys

[05:12:04] Chat I think

[05:12:08] Tomorrow we hit 11 mil

[05:12:10] tomorrow we hit 11 mil dead ass tomorrow we hit 11 mil dead ass

[05:12:17] dead ass bro chat it's not an L guys it's just so laggy and the audio is weird

[05:12:22] gotta do is weird bro bro I don't think I could Gucci I don't think I could hit

[05:12:28] it right now because we would need like bro we would need okay we got thinking

[05:12:36] about it. We got 8,000 followers today. 8,000 followers today. Wow, live. We need 18,000.

[05:12:45] I don't think we could get it until today. I don't think we could get it, bro. Now you

[05:12:53] can't, but it's early tomorrow for sure. Now, I'm not going to hit it tomorrow morning.

[05:12:58] I'll hit it tomorrow. I'll hit it tomorrow, like, like afternoon tomorrow night, maybe

[05:13:05] tomorrow night chat because bro we could get it no we can get it but like

[05:13:11] tomorrow I think we could get it that ass FNCS is going right now is it FNCS

[05:13:21] going? I can't keep a straight face. No, dear, I'm not kidding. Wait, FNCS last chance

[05:13:36] quals Peter by his plan? He's trying to ignore it. Ignore what? Ignore what? Ignore what?

[05:13:43] What are you talking about? Do Zimber, Squirtle? Well, bro, I have to like set that up. I got

[05:13:50] to get a date for that. I can't just like do it. I gotta get, let me call Zim. I haven't

[05:13:54] even asked him about that. Let me call him. Let me call Zim. I haven't called Zim in like

[05:14:11] I haven't called Zim in like two years.

[05:14:14] Zim got unbanned on Twitch like two days ago.

[05:14:17] Like two days ago.

[05:14:21] Yo.

[05:14:21] Yo Zim, what up?

[05:14:22] I'm live, bro.

[05:14:24] Wait, what's going on?

[05:14:25] What's good?

[05:14:26] It's good to hear your voice again, bro.

[05:14:28] It's been like, how long, bro?

[05:14:30] It's been two years, bro.

[05:14:32] It's been two years and three months.

[05:14:33] It's been an unbelievable fucking journey.

[05:14:36] You were banned for two years and three months?

[05:14:39] For two years, bro.

[05:14:41] Yo, I was wondering, bro, if this week as like a return, do you want a 1v1 squirtle like this week on a night where like you can lock in?

[05:14:52] Yeah, yeah, I'm done.

[05:14:53] You're down?

[05:14:54] I'm down, I'm down.

[05:14:55] Okay.

[05:14:55] For sure.

[05:14:56] That, bro, uh, let's plan on like, let me think, cause I could do any day, bro, until the 11th, like I could do any day, real shit.

[05:15:04] I'll ask Squirtle too.

[05:15:05] I'll call Squirtle.

[05:15:07] All right, I'm ready whenever.

[05:15:08] All right, bro.

[05:15:09] He needs security for me.

[05:15:10] He needs security for me.

[05:15:11] All right, I'll see you soon, twin.

[05:15:14] Different on GC, all right back, all right back.

[05:15:15] See ya.

[05:15:17] Aura, chat, I have not called Zim in like two years.

[05:15:23] Yes, bro.

[05:15:24] Zim vs. Squirtle will be peak, bro.

[05:15:27] Zim vs. Squirtle will be peak.

[05:15:30] Let me call Squirtle, bro.

[05:15:31] I don't know if Squirtle could.

[05:15:34] We gotta do that this week.

[05:15:35] We gotta do that this week.

[05:15:36] Yeah, uh-uh.

[05:15:41] Ha-ha-ha.

[05:15:44] Zim vs. Squirtle.

[05:15:45] Hold on, let me call Squirtle.

[05:15:47] Let me call Squirtle.

[05:15:49] Dude, I don't think they've won V1 in dead ass like two years.

[05:15:51] I'm not even trolling.

[05:15:55] Let me call Squirtle.

[05:15:56] Does Squirtle have a phone now?

[05:15:59] I didn't even know.

[05:16:00] Yo?

[05:16:01] Yo, Squirtle, what up?

[05:16:04] What's good?

[05:16:05] Squirtle, I'm live, buddy.

[05:16:07] Yo, uh, Zim got unbanned on Twitch like two days ago.

[05:16:12] Yeah, I know.

[05:16:13] What about him?

[05:16:14] Do you want to 1v1 him this week?

[05:16:16] He said he's down.

[05:16:19] You don't have to ask me if I'm down, bro.

[05:16:21] Just invite me to the party when it's game.

[05:16:23] All right, bro.

[05:16:23] I'm gonna text you a time and a date, bro.

[05:16:26] Lock in Squirtle.

[05:16:27] There's a lot riding in this.

[05:16:29] What about?

[05:16:30] But Squirtle, I think he said he wants to play you on PC.

[05:16:32] What do you think of that?

[05:16:33] Is that like a job?

[05:16:34] Nobody's gonna beat me, it's all that matters.

[05:16:37] So you're cool with him playing you on PC?

[05:16:39] Yeah, I don't care.

[05:16:41] All right, Squirtle, I'm gonna text you a time and a date

[05:16:43] for it's gonna be in the next five days, in the next five days.

[05:16:46] I got that.

[05:16:47] All right, bro, I'll see you.

[05:16:50] Aura, Aura, wait, Squirtle versus Zim?

[05:16:54] I never thought I would say that sentence ever again.

[05:16:58] Bro, I hope Zim doesn't get back banned on Twitch, bro.

[05:17:01] If he gets banned on Twitch again,

[05:17:02] I'm going to be like depressed, bro.

[05:17:04] If he gets banned on Twitch again,

[05:17:06] I'm going to be depressed, bro.

[05:17:11] I'm going to be depressed, man.

[05:17:15] Yo, chat, we are 16K away from 11 million.

[05:17:23] Chat, I am like 99.9% sure we're going to hit it tomorrow.

[05:17:29] Bro, let me think of a game we could really seem

[05:17:30] do that 1v1 of Squirtle vs. Zim probably realistically I mean like not

[05:17:38] tomorrow maybe in like let me think bro maybe like Sunday maybe Sunday like the

[05:17:48] night like the night watch FNCS um what is it like last chance or something

[05:18:00] I can't keep a straight face.

[05:18:06] Kai quit Diamond Jim bro.

[05:18:07] No he didn't.

[05:18:08] Jose with the five gift.

[05:18:09] W. Jose in the chat man.

[05:18:11] Shit is Kai still lagging?

[05:18:18] Bro chat is just laggy bro and the audio is like weird.

[05:18:24] No bro for real though like chat what I want to do.

[05:18:30] I want to do chat realistically um which I'm gonna call it is the um I want to do the plan

[05:18:41] for the next like two weeks is like our six tournament last of us fortnight tournament

[05:18:48] and then maybe our six marathon or chain together marathon if Los like fucking techs let me call

[05:18:56] Let me call those.

[05:18:57] I need Lose to respond.

[05:18:59] Let me call those.

[05:19:01] Let me call those.

[05:19:05] Please Lose.

[05:19:06] Please bro.

[05:19:09] Chat, please Lose.

[05:19:21] Please Lose.

[05:19:22] Please Lose.

[05:19:23] Please Lose.

[05:19:24] Please, Lowe's, please.

[05:19:27] Jinxie, you're built like the fat kid.

[05:19:32] Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

[05:19:34] Jinxie, you're built like the fat kid from Boss Baby.

[05:19:37] He's D&D? No, that's not D&D.

[05:19:40] Chat D&D would be like back to back.

[05:19:44] Wait, is Lowe's live right now?

[05:19:47] Is Lowe's live?

[05:19:50] Please, Los pick up some we call them again, we call them again, so we call them again.

[05:20:01] One more call, one more call.

[05:20:04] Come on, Los, come on, Los.

[05:20:10] Did you hit diamond?

[05:20:13] Yes, I hit diamond on t today.

[05:20:15] Q, bro. Moose man, they go to five gifted.

[05:20:21] Please, Lose, please. Your call has been forwarded to voice. Come on, man. Come on,

[05:20:30] bro. What an only Moose man with the five gifted subs.

[05:20:34] She on Renanzo live. Yep, I gifted him. I gifted, I gifted.

[05:20:39] Tong Tongs, the whore live. Damon, they go to five gifted. Yeah, bro, maybe he's

[05:20:44] just Drake bro he doesn't look he doesn't like bro loads doesn't pick up bro

[05:20:54] most does not pick up chat all right chef um guys listen up bro plan is this

[05:21:03] bro there like this is the plan for the next two weeks okay this is the plan

[05:21:08] August 11th Siege Tournament, probably August 9th is going to be Zim vs. Squirtle.

[05:21:17] They have not won V1 in two years.

[05:21:19] August 9th Zim vs. Squirtle, August 11th R6 2v2 Tournament, August 12th,

[05:21:26] last of us part 1 and 2 marathon,

[05:21:28] August 19th is probably going to be Fortnite 100 Streamers Tournament.

[05:21:34] That's the plan for the next like two weeks.

[05:21:38] All right chat chat W fucking stream boys guys. I think tomorrow

[05:21:45] I think tomorrow we're deadass gonna hit 11 mil. I'm like I'm gonna be honest bro. I'm like a hundred percent sure

[05:21:50] I'm like a hundred percent sure chat love y'all boys bro

[05:21:53] and

[05:21:55] Chat i'ma see y'all into the next one, man. I'ma see y'all boys into the next one. Love you guys, man

[05:22:01] august 9th

[05:22:03] It's gonna be Zim versus Squirtle the two-year rematch August 11th R6 tournament with Alpha pack drops

[05:22:14] August 12th last of us part 1 and 2 marathon August 19th is going to be

[05:22:21] 49 100 Schumer's tournament chat love y'all boys, and I'll see you in 10 of an X1

[05:22:27] Oh in a case that I don't see you. Good afternoon. Good evening

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