Jynxzi
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08-05-2026 Β· 5h 38m
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Yeah, but what's the name of it though this this right here
Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty it's pretty it's pretty easy
Can I use controller can use controller
Yeah, but I have eyes if it's not on it can't move
No, but if you plunge it in, it's all gone.
This game right here?
Yeah, uh, this is, uh, you gotta go normal.
You know, if you just give us a game first, I'm around you.
So, I'm going to, this is where I'm going to disconnect the phone.
You'll have a great time.
Bro, hi guys, it's a kids game, buddy.
It's a kids game, my boy.
Uh, Jed, did I do something wrong?
Jed, did I do something wrong?
Hi guys, it's a kids game my boy. How bad could it actually be? It's a kids game my boy
It's a kids game we're not going to do
Alright, it's gonna be one of these levels, okay.
Press retry to start again, okay, but I'm pressing.
Yo, what the f- what the fuck?
Why PC games never work?
What?
What am I supposed to do?
Alright, alright, alright man, alright!
Brother!
Come on!
Di-di-di-di-di Di-di-di-di Di-di-di-di-di
HAAA
GOν!
HIT? UNHIT?!
Di-di-di-di Di-di-di Di-di-di Di-di-di-di
Why would anyone play this?
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
What do I do on this laser shit?
What are you doing?
AHHHHHHHHH
What am I doing that laser shit?
Wait?
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK?
Guys, guys, guys!
It takes up the entire map!
You have to finger yourself.
Oh, okay.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have to finger myself.
I'm sure that's how I do it.
Is this siege?
Does this look like she's dumbass?
I understand it, I understand it, I understand it.
Okay, it's like, you know, it's like out in the ring, out in the ring.
You know the timing is so hard that timing is so hard
What's happening?
No, no, no! No, no, no!
I'm jumping off
What I'm jumping off what I'm jumping off
Am I not jumping off am I not
No
So, when the laser beam goes...
I-I-I-OK!
When the laser beam does that, I jump off, jump on!
Just dodge it!
No shit Sherlock!
No shit Sherlock!
That's what I'm trying to do!
My 5 year old sister beat this!
Oh yeah I'm sure she did!
I'm sure you're five-year-old sister Bethes!
Go fuck yourself!
Yo, hey bro!
If you're five-year-old sister Bethes,
she's literally a genius!
Do you realize that?
Controller, come on!
Controller, come on!
Controller, please!
My dog beat this! Why is Ron calling?
You, you, you shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! It's so early in the fucking morning and I hear you screaming from my fucking computer!
You know what time zones are cuz bro for yeah, he hung up
Bro doesn't know what a time zone is
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, this is not a kid's game. You have to be like an elite gamer to beat me. Oh my fucking
Okay, okay, hi-bye shove a keyboard in your ass.
Hi-bye shove a keyboard in your ass.
Hi-bye shove a keyboard in your ass.
What am I supposed to do right there? Please tell me! Like what am I supposed to do right there?
I
Mean it's all about timing timing timing timing
Did I not?
Did I not, Nodzak?
Put the Yeager Black Ice in my ass!
What do you mean? What do you mean?
First one jumps up, second one does fire, third one rolls backwards.
NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! NOOOOO!
Oh my god we'll make this level!
We'll make this level!
Stay in! We'll make this level bro!
We're in!!
Help me!
Somebody help!
Somebody help!
Someone help!
Someone help!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
SCREAMS
GROWL
Just jump!
Oh yeah!
Dude, why don't I just jump?
Bro, you're a fucking genie.
I can just jump!
You're right!
Go fuck yourself!
Thought about jumping. It's about the timing of the jump, you idiot.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oof!
This is disgusting.
Speed did not beat this!
No the fucking didn't!
No the hell he didn't!
Oh my god!
A baby in the womb would beat the level faster than you, Jinxy!
Yo, Monkey King, a baby in the womb doesn't even have opposable thumbs yet, you idiot!
That's the farthest up I've ever went.
WAAAARGH!
If I get past this part, it's gonna be so easy.
If I get past this part, it's gonna be so easy.
Oh man! Oh my god! This is it!
That's the highest it's ever jumped.
It never goes that high. It never goes that high.
High-vives do a death counter?
Chat, should high-vives do a death counter?
Counter?
SOMEBODY HELP!
yes there's more why's there more
what the actual fuck save wait what do you mean you could save
You can save? I didn't say...
Oh my god!
Does it save, bud? I didn't say this!
Hi guys, why does my character have text that says Autistic?
You're the dumbest human ever!
Appreciate that, bro!
Appreciate that!
Okay, okay!
Okay.
How's that hitting me?
How, Swank? How? How is that actually hitting me, bro? How?
I just don't know how that's hitting me. I don't know how that's hitting me.
You will take all day to beat this.
Yo, I'm a gamer, I'll beat this in one hour!
Mark my words! I'll beat this in one hour!
I got faded away that was a fucking thing over here!
The reaction time of food!
Call steak!
Steak! Steak! Steak!
Steak!
You steak
What's up bro?
Bro, I need help bro
Oh my god it keeps lasering me
Yes bro, I'm playing this game
What?
Which level are you on?
I'm in level 1 bro, level 1
Yes, bro!
It's not fair!
Stay! Stay!
Oh my god, I beat it! How do I save?
How do I save?
How do you save? How do you save?
Stay! Stay! Stay! I just beat a lot of work!
Where's the checkpoint? Where's the checkpoint?
It's the purple thing, the purple one.
Crouch. How do I crouch? How do I crouch?
No, I'm in controller state. I mean
Well, I'm better on controller
Here I could do it
yo discord please please steve please
woohoo wsteak bro wsteak
yo all right yo steve what's up bro how do i turn my game sound down it's too loud
too loud bro that's that's how they do it that's how they get you all right so
you're on look can you share your screen by the way yes bro hold up all right
let me watch bro my chat saying this is cheating bro I'm saying it's cheating
no no no bro it's not cheating cuz I'm not gonna spoil the game for you all right
You're gonna do this. Now, I'm just gonna walk you through it.
You must die!
So, bro, do you see that there's a wall there?
Why did we jump towards the wall?
Because, where do you want me to go? Into the fucking flames?
You gotta turn your ass around!
So it's a bait, I baited?
You must die!
Yep.
this is some dumb shit
come to me
hey how is that?
diamond, did you?
you're not gonna freeze
and what the hell did you give me out?
darling so what is this mad housey
this is a place you can lock in
ok?
hold up, hold up, hold up
What the fuck did you just say?
Every time I die, I got a concert?
There you go, there you go, there you go!
Back that way, you need to turn, and go on the other side of the track.
You see what I mean?
Alright, alright, alright, Stake, hold up.
What?
I should-
What?
What?
Stake, Stake, where?
Okay, so jump onto that checker right there for me.
Right?
You see how there's a, like, a directly in front of you, that red lava area?
Yeah, right here, right here, right here, yeah, yeah.
That's where you gotta jump.
It's safe.
It's safe.
It'll flip up.
It'll flip up.
Once you jump, see, look.
Oh, shit.
And they got some lefty.
And they're gonna have a sing-it come back.
And I'm gonna say, my money's a good price for a ride.
And you're gonna want to buy it.
And buy it for yourself.
And I'm gonna take you to your lots of rides.
This is nuts.
This is nuts.
It's so great!
It's so great!
It's normal!
By the way, how the fuck did you go?
Bro, you didn't even beat Tower of Hell yet.
How did you just skip to this game?
This is like the next level!
Yo bro, chill, chill, chill.
I can beat this.
Okay, alright.
Snake, so quick, quick, right, quick!
Yes!
There you go!
If I'm guessing right, you're done.
Time to teach you your natural self.
You don't want to let that ass be a realβ¬$u%$hr L&%$ing-
downtown ?
You using a controller is going to make this take 10 time slothers.
Not even fooling what someone like NAAAθ
rich
What the fuck, who jumped directly into the lava?
First thing you know how good I am, bro?
Oh my god!
Just take a second!
Just take a second to breathe!
Just breathe for two seconds!
Oh no!
I want you to come with me!
Stay down with me!
Stay down with me!
Did it give me a chance to express it?
What needed to happen next?
Did not give me a moment to explain!
Okay, talk to me!
You need to stop there and assess the situation!
Go a little bit slower right there!
A little bit slower right there, okay?
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm not going to tell you exactly what I'm saying!
I'm not going to tell you!
What the? Oh my god!
Some of my money's your best for life
Your best life
That's my best diamond to choose
Your lots of drugs
How is this shit a kids game?
How is this shit a kids game?
Stay, what do I do bro?
What? On the smoke?
Bro, do I need a speed run on your ass?
Like, bro, listen.
Alright?
Jump onto that checker right there.
You did it.
You did it.
Yes.
Jump.
Yes.
Okay?
Not do what you did before, except just stop moving for two seconds after you get to
the other side.
Just stay there for a sec.
And assess.
Okay?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Useless man, if the facts for life
If the facts for life
but the thoughts of my situation
you're not the prize
Oh snitch, at the moment
I'm in a valley for the poor
That's old simple government
That's old simple government
that the hell shit does is weigh you, bro
Just...fucking...weight
All right? There you go, guys
Bap! Bap!
I'M GONNA BE STONE!
Okay, now listen, you just sit there and assess for two seconds.
Okay?
Oh ho!
Assess, assess!
It's a bait! It's a bait! It's a bait!
I got this!
Yeah, exactly.
You got this, man.
You can do it.
Steak!
Wait, Steak, I'm scared!
Steak, I'm scared!
Steak, I'm scared!
Steak, I'm scared!
Steak, I'm gonna go on!
Steak, I'm gonna go on!
Bro, please!
You just have to assess the situation.
Calculate the moves of the big white blob.
You'll never see it come back
I said my money's too fast for me
You're not there
But I, I will take you in love for price
Say, I know, I know, oh my goodness
Bro, bro, bro, I'm just trying to help you here
But you're not making it very easy
Alright, go back to the same spot, I'll give you a little hint.
I'm not gonna tell you how to do it, cause that's cheating.
Okay?
Now you're right there.
I need you to walk along the edge of that block right there.
Right here, right here?
Yeah.
Walk forward.
Yes, walk forward.
Slow, slow.
Yeah.
That's your hint, that's your hint.
Hint.
How to dodge that?
You need to see how to dodge that!
And search for her!
And seek to help!
Help!
I'm in danger!
You're not surprised!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
Okay?
Okay, so just stay there for a second, listen, okay, here you go, all right, now listen to
You see, somewhere you can jump around.
There, right there.
Remember, we already tried jumping there.
And what happened?
Turned into a lava pit.
Yeah, so don't fucking jump in there again.
Bro, stay out. I don't know where to jump, baby.
Jump. Okay, okay. You know what? Listen.
Hey, do you see the sky right there?
To your left?
I want you to try, press.
Okay, I want you to jump twice right now.
Look what he is.
See that?
So what if you can use that to your advantage you want me to jump like that and then jump around?
And I will save you for your last surprise!
Did you realize how far of a jump that is, bro?
You must die!
Wait, wait, wait! Stop, just like...
No, no, it's not... You don't jump around that black thing, bro.
You don't have to jump around it. All you have to do?
Look, jump out and then go back through.
That's it.
I don't know what to do!
I think that's what will crack this, something out and in, okay, out and in, just like that.
GC, watching Spider-Man reminded me of that time you sprayed your webs all over me.
ModsBadCarter, ModsBadCarter.
Yo, Snake, what the fuck, you want me to jump out and in, out and in?
I think you're a little bit distracted right now, okay?
Don't look at what they're saying, they're trying to distract you, okay?
Okay!
It's okay, that's okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, listen.
Okay, we're gonna do some practice jumps right here, okay?
Out in the sky and back in the air.
Yeah, exactly like that.
Exactly like that. Perfect.
There you go, there you go.
Exactly. All you have to do is just repeat that movement.
Yes, you did it!
Let's put them back on the ground, let's put them back on the ground, let's put them back on the ground!
That will take you just as long as I can make it!
Oh, I forgot the section he's probably back in.
That's my bad, bro. That's my bad, bro.
Oh, no, no. Search it in now! Search it in now that I'm dead!
That's my fault, bro. That's my fault. That's my fault.
All right, so look at this!
Look at that!
Okay, you're not gonna try to go to the end yet.
Wait till it comes back around, dodge it again,
and then go to the end, okay?
You got that.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh!
I'm him, I'm him.
I did that blind by the way.
Yes!
Let's go!
Come on!
23 game, we're in the lead!
Yeah!
Good job, man.
Stay, come on, come on!
I gotta tell you something,
I gotta tell you something right now, bro.
You are literally going to be the first person
to beat this on a controller.
For real?
Yes, because nobody hates themselves that much.
Use your weapons to defeat enemies.
You don't follow me, do you?
Oh!
Yes.
Where am I working, that's safe.
You're gonna get your guns out,
and you're gonna shoot the ball.
How do I get my guns?
I don't fucking know because you're on control.
Okay, you know, owner of the game, the owner is watching.
Owner, how does he get his guns out?
I need guns, bro, please.
I want to get my gun, everyone.
Hey, snuck up, state, you snuck up.
Bro, bro, listen.
Okay, I'm gonna tell you right now.
Listen to me.
There you go, there you go.
You got it, you got it, you got it.
Good name.
That's a bad, bad.
Stay down, stay down for running!
Stay down!
Okay, run!
Run!
Run!
Okay, listen.
I'm doing no damage!
Stay, I'm not doing any damage!
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Son, son.
You're gonna get your gun out and you're gonna do a charged shot.
Okay?
Don't fire until you aim at them.
It's kinda hard to defend, you have to move your body.
Here you go!
Boom!
Got one!
Got one!
Boom!
Nice!
Number two!
Okay, now listen to me, I'm telling you right now, wait, wait, wait, this is the hardest jump in the game, okay?
Go, go!
This would be two hours, by the way.
There's a very, very specific thing that you have to do in those games.
What's the technique sideways?
No, I got you, look.
So I actually, when you're ready, I want you to try it a few times yourself, okay?
Don't look yet, but I have a video of me doing the jumping technique, because I'm telling you,
your dead ass is never going to figure it out.
It is so fucking hard, okay?
So do you see how in your right hand here you have a gun?
Yes.
So, you see how your hand is lifted up?
Can I shoot the lava?
No, you can't shoot the lava.
You can't shoot the lava.
Yep, my hand's lifted, yep.
Okay.
So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna double jump over the lava.
And basically, you are essentially just going to keep jumping over the lava.
Boom, boom, boom, jump over.
Boom, boom, boom, jump over.
Do not stop double jumping.
Yo, bro, what the fuck did you just say?
What?
Boom, boom, boom.
What's up with the advice is that listen listen to me listen, okay? You're just literally bro
You have to double jump in between the lava
Okay, boom boom and then boom boom again
Move this to the screen!
Yo, so, there are a lot of people in your game, and the advice I would have for you is to
go to your private server, because those people will become a problem later.
But for now, hope it's not jumping.
Okay?
Okay, I did not touch the lava steak!
I didn't touch it!
I ain't got any clutching!
Listen, you can't move after you jump.
You have to just commit, keep your body open,
and you're allowed to do the lava, and double jump,
and then keep double jumping.
How are you doing?
How are you really different?
This should be a challenge for Gabriel.
Bro, this screen's got to get the fuck out of my face.
Stop moving over that question.
All right, so say, just keep jumping.
What should I start at right here?
Start here?
Yeah, yeah, start there.
Double jump, oh my god.
Okay, dude, dude, dude.
Stop.
Dragon.
It's very tight.
It's like got a key card.
I'm telling you, it's very R&T jump.
You have to get like 20% of it.
It's like jump to that.
It's great for a fix.
Okay.
Do it, do it!
Do it.
Don't do that.
Angle your camera directly above your body. You can see where you're landing
Forgot about the blob
You got no double-clutch.
This is not one of the-
Stop walking in the woods!
Seriously.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Ready? Come on.
There you go.
Angle camera?
Remember, three steps.
Number one.
Oh, yeah!
And then, and then, oh!
Why did you stand there?
YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT IT FALLS THROUGH!
WHAT?!
Why the fuck did you not keep jumpin'?!
Ow!
Well because I have a shot and I got the jump!
I think I'm gonna actually get the jump safe.
You have to do that three times in a row, man.
Yo, you're gonna skip one.
You're not gonna go to- you're gonna try to jump over two lines.
Got it. Got it. Got it?
I'm gonna do that three times in a row.
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready?
Yep, yep, I'm watching.
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
You're missing the steps!
You are not used!
Listen to the steps.
Number one, move your camera directly above your head.
Number two, double jump.
Number three, jump as soon as you land.
But don't move while you're on the block.
Steps in your head.
Steps in your head? Yes sir. Yes sir, stay, yes sir.
Roll, finish, finish, leave, watch out for him.
Stay ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.
Remember the steps, remember the steps. Stay ready, ready, ready, ready.
Stay ready. I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm ready.
Nice.
No, no, you turn, you can't turn, you have to commit.
You have to commit.
You have to commit.
You cannot stop jumping.
Now there's one little piece of ice that I can give you.
So, I'll tell you how to kill this guy.
This stops speed a lot.
I'll show you what it is.
You're gonna sky on! She's not dying!
You gotta be level with him.
Shoot him.
You're gonna love him like that.
Steak, I need light!
I'm gonna kill you right now, bro!
Kill the balls! Kill the balls!
That's all you need.
Take it one step at a time.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Charge the shot.
He's trying to distract you, don't look at that!
Focus.
Owner, can you ban him?
It's a bunch of anime girls.
Yo, yo, you can hide the other players.
Press the R at the top left of the screen.
Press what?
Do you see the little red R at the top?
No, no, no.
Yeah, that one right there, yeah, yeah.
Show other players false.
There you go.
Bro, state, you're the go, bro, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro, you got this, you got this.
All I want to do is see you win.
That's what I'm looking for.
I think I have a chance.
Nice.
Nice man.
Now I'm going to show you where to do this couple of things first.
So don't go yet.
Motherfucker, you're just out for two seconds and listening to me.
I'm just going to give you some good advice.
I'm sorry but I haven't hit any speed.
Come on!
Let the anime guy stop!
Come on, stop!
Oh, you gotta hide your layers again.
You have to do it every time, statement?
Yeah, you do.
Now, listen.
If you don't want to play the game when you join a private server,
it will save your spot in the game right now,
so you don't have to be here for the first two levels.
Alright, listen, I'm going to show you something.
Go to the left edge, go back a little bit,
and what you're gonna do is you're gonna put
half your body off the edge.
Okay?
Yeah, like that, like that.
Oh!
It's explaining the method.
Snake, it's too hard, bro.
I can't beat this.
It's not!
You can do this!
Okay?
When you talk like that,
you're not going to be able to do it.
You need to believe your self that you can do it,
Or you're not going to get it.
Oh, no.
A game of the year, you have to clean it.
No, is it not this fucking circle right here?
You have to move your body.
It's an ace.
There you go.
There you go.
Alright, get ready, get ready, get ready.
Let me explain it first. Let me explain it.
Okay, hang off, half the edge, okay?
Half the edge, now make your body parallel with the lava.
Just like you are now, you're going to angle your camera
perfectly straight in front of you, okay?
You're not perfectly parallel, you're a little angle.
Okay, just like that, you're parallel.
Double jump, yeah, you're parallel to the lava.
You're going to double jump, and then you're just
gonna come in, okay, go hitting,
you're going to come in, okay, you can turn,
you're turning your body there, you see that?
I turned, because I was gonna go right into the lava, bro.
I don't know, it doesn't work, but I have to just commit to the jump to follow me.
Disco, Disco.
After you scored, I need a video of you putting the facts.
Discord, Discord?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need a video of you putting the facts.
To be honest, it's really just like the skill of jumping.
yo how do you have like fully auto bro what you can just click up cuz I have a
PC
yo how did you do that state
Wait, is that the end of the game?
Um, no, uh, but it's pretty close, it's pretty close, it's pretty close.
Alright, ready, Stake, ready, ready?
Yep, I'm ready.
There you go.
See?
You know Stake, maybe it's not possible on the controller, though.
It is definitely possible on the controller.
You get a good blood jump.
You know what I'm saying?
You may make a mistake, but I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
Both mistake and both control it.
Come on, dude. Don't be like that.
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you got it.
You got it?
Your problem is your rotating your body.
Just keep it straight, keep it straight.
Yeah, yeah, keep it straight.
Yeah, there you go!
No, you get it!
It's possible, no possible!
No possible!
Not bad!
I'm back on those waves now.
Oh, close, close. Don't get discouraged.
Wait, Stig, I'm getting better at this, bro.
I'm getting better at this, bro. I'm getting better at this, bro.
I'm getting better at this, bro. I'm getting better at this, bro.
We're in here at 26, maybe.
Bro, they gotta get out of my way, though.
See how they spawn camp?
You gotta shoot the bastard.
The bastard.
Bro, but look at this little fucker.
There you go, there you go.
Now I need to explain something else.
Do you see that little green oil that's holding right there?
Yeah, what is that?
That is your souls.
Okay?
Basically, souls are curtsy.
You need them.
You just need them.
Okay?
You just need them.
All right?
So make sure you collect the green orb.
you collect the green orb right there you have to collect that again ready
say are you nervous are you ready angle come on remember the steps remember
What the hell are we talking about?
Bro, it's so hard, Snake!
Bro, it's so hard, bro!
It's not easy!
I know, bro.
What, trust me?
Half the level, you can get me over that.
Uh-huh!
Ow!
I think that's impossible.
Somebody's gonna get over that.
Bro, Snake, I feel like, uh,
it's Tower of Hell easier or harder.
And Tower of Hell's 100% 10 trillion times easier.
A billion times easier.
For real?
Yes!
Dude, this is literally this game.
When I first played this, I didn't have any help.
It took me like almost 10 hours, or like 12 hours.
Nobody helped me.
Tower of Hell's 100% easier.
Bro, this guy needs to fuck off, bro.
It's real.
Stop!
Please stop!
It's too hard bro, it's not going to control her.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Listen, okay?
You did peeve jump number one.
Do not give up.
You need to, like, bro, I told you to angle your camera directly above you.
That's what you need to do, or you're not going to be able to do it.
All right?
Re-watch my jumps.
Re-watch my jumps.
Look exactly how I did that.
try to replicate it. I know you can. It's possible.
Let me see. Let me see.
Yep. There you go.
See how I angle the camera? You kind of like stop. You jump and stop.
Yeah. So basically here's what you do. When you land on the great pieces,
you can't move at all or you'll hit the lava.
Okay.
Jump inside, jump inside.
Come on, you got this.
You got this, dude.
Stay down, try it.
Ready, ready, ready, stay.
Get ready, get ready, get ready.
You got this, dude.
Oh my God.
Bro, it's so hard, like, state.
It's so hard, bro.
Like, you got this, dude.
You got this, dude.
You got this, dude.
for all the life.
Stay, is this the hardest part in the level?
No.
Not even close.
Not even close.
Not even close.
What a lie.
This is probably the third hardest part.
There's actually no touching or hardening.
Is that what you're doing?
I don't know.
Like...
I don't know, well, maybe.
I'm not fucking kidding, I'm not fucking kidding, I'm not fucking kidding, I'm not fucking kidding.
If I were you, I would be out of the hell first.
It is a lot easier than it would be to use the auto mechanic that should be mad at you.
I'm literally not even kidding by the way, it wouldn't be that much of a problem.
Well, but Tower of Hell is like, a lot of them are PC drones, but I can't deal with them.
I don't even know what they're for.
I don't even know what they're for.
My nine-hands sister used to be able to beat that game on her iPad.
You're telling me you can't beat an auto controller?
No, she didn't, bro.
Yes, he did.
On an iPad, she peaked that game.
And you're telling me, you're giving up
because of a fucking controller?
That was 9.6 feet total of how on an iPad.
Yep.
Probably gave it to him.
I think I'll go on.
Stay, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready.
Let's go.
Yo, why the fuck are you me?
Hold on.
You just turned into me.
Did you see that?
Ah, why didn't I?
Right, they turned you into me!
I ordered a fucking with you!
Whoa, you see that?
I heard you!
You're being late for a run!
Come on, get down here!
I'm going to be those out of strength!
How does he know how to strain you?
Hey, Jack!
Go!
No deaths, make him a power!
Mother of God!
You want to know something?
Stay here!
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
You want to know something?
Yeah.
Die? You're not gonna know how good it feels.
You're not gonna know how good it feels to beat him up in front of the door.
I know.
You need to bail.
Brody Spongebob, strike me!
You need to hit your shots.
Oh my god, bro! You're not even doing the steps!
You're not even the three steps that I told you!
I'm gonna get the camera up!
Jump!
Fight!
Go!
Yes!
It's all about the steps!
Yo, you lost for a long time!
Shut up!
They did something to me!
Fucking please!
What are they doing?
Except they're not just seeing what they did.
They made you fat as fuck, bro.
They really did stretch you out.
They made you dead.
Oh, there you go, there you go.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Okay, stop for a second, bro.
Remember, what are the three steps?
Look down, jump, jump, jump, jump.
Okay, you missed a few there.
But, let me give you some more.
Like, say, how far back should I go, bro?
Should I jump from here?
It's more about when you stop moving forward than it is where you start your jump.
Because you have to stop moving and land yourself between the two pieces of lava.
If you look at my video, I stopped moving forward in between the two lava
and then I jumped twice and then you don't want to jump.
There you go.
You had it.
It's about the timing.
It's about the timing you're actually really close.
Why are they strafe? I don't get it.
You need to drone shot the fuck up!
No depth, make it honey, make it honey.
Shit! You almost had that! You almost had that!
Oh no, no, no, no.
Oh, it doesn't work.
Oh, you're not doing anything.
Get down!
There's some misery up the bed.
Oh my God.
Stay together!
Keep it down!
Make it nice and slow, nice and slow.
Ready, ready, ready.
Ya! Look!
What the fuck!
The devs are helping you bro!
Does that make it easier?
Try it.
Mother of God!
Yo Jess, make him big!
Make him big and cataburr!
You're just standing there shooting at me!
Why is he doing that?
Oh my god, no!
Carge it, Carge it, Carge it, Carge it.
All right, Dad, do that thing again.
Wait, am I big?
Wait am I big?
Wait a second, no, make me big.
Wait, make me big, make me big, make me big.
Yo, Dad, make him big, make him big.
There, it's a big now.
Stay ready, ready, ready, ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Oh, dude, he's actually easy like that!
Shit!
Please!
Wait, if they ate me big, could i go over and all?
Bro rely on
All
Oh
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Alright, let's get to that last one.
Yo, yo, yo! That's fun!
That's fun!
If I can throw that at you, I can throw it like that.
I have no legs, bro.
It's because you're broke.
I'm not wanting to bro.
Oh.
Oh...
No, bro! My mom just texted me and said,
You got this, Junko!
Really?
That's probably she believes in me.
Oh, really?
No way!
You got the speed.
Oh, why is this game so hard?
I'm gonna get him before I get him.
This song...
I was almost at that last one.
You almost made it. You just had to jump one more time.
All about the steps.
You must remember the three steps, though.
You must remember the three steps.
You got an angle, I'm telling you!
You got an angle to camera, makes it easier because you can't see where your landing is.
Oh
Okay, bro, bro, you just door camping.
You gotta work on your paint.
You can also use the sword to auto aim for you if that's easier.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would try to use the sword.
You gotta go a little closer.
Okay, well I'm gonna put the gun in the sword and go.
yeah oh bro it's like out and rang look yeah bro it might be harder
sick why the fuck would someone use that
is that the method this method this method helps speed a lot okay
Just let him go back, let him go back.
Bro, stay here so hard, you son of a...
No, no, no, no, dead ass, both dead ass.
I'm telling you.
I know you're going to be like this.
This is not the start.
Alright.
Do you need to work on your aim?
Better than not to do great.
Nice!
Okay, hug the edge.
Half off the edge, half off the edge.
I don't know, I would say other edge because you see how your hand is up on that side?
Because that'll make it so you don't get hit.
Okay.
Boom!
But you got it.
Go.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
I'm gonna get it.
Stay, I get it.
Ow!
I get it now, I get it.
Ready?
Angle, angle.
I don't want the angle.
Boom!
Angle, you can't do it.
Oh, it's so, like, stay.
It's too hard.
Are you gonna be the driver's game,
but on level three,
or are you gonna be the driver's
and beat level three in big days like this?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
See that?
You see how you can angle and aim
so much as you're gonna angle it that way?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Everybody spamming shit block in this chat this game is not a bad idea.
Come on state, come on state, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Hug the left.
You got this, j-
So it's just too hard, man.
It's too- I'm sorry.
It's too hard.
It's too hard.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Okay.
This is just- here's what we need to do.
You have to walk in a perfect straight line. You can't move your body at all.
Like, watch my video. Watch how I walk in a perfect straight line.
You can land yourself in a perfect line.
Snake, ready? Ready?
That was close. That was good.
You got it. I'm sorry. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it.
What is that 50 cent?
You say that's you're not allowed to use bomb?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
You're getting on the jump every time now, you're getting better.
Well maybe the guys can just cheat on me.
Robots is a good challenge.
Roblox is my child when they say.
What?
LOL.
Roblox said LOL.
Oh, that's- why you are gay right here?
Ah, I like the blob, sake, I like the blob.
Wait, Roblox said I got this. Roblox said I got this.
You see that? You see how much easier it is when you angle it perfectly. Dude, you had that.
Oh my god.
Five attacks. Five attacks. Five attacks. Five attacks. Five attacks. Five attacks.
Well, I like state it's just it brought so hard cool. What's your death count?
I don't know what he's talking about.
Oh!
Like, I just want to put this controller on my...
Half off.
You see how hugging the left makes it a lot easier?
I bet you can't, you're gonna be destroyed if you can't.
Alright, you have to stay the way you are.
Bro, stay the way you are.
You're not the only guy who gave up on level 12.
Bro, you're not the only guy who gave up on level 12.
Come on.
Alright.
You're getting you're getting past the first jump every single time.
I think I'm better on the right.
walk ahead and go on the right, go on the right, go on the right
stick walk on, watch this, watch this
I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm seeing it
holy shit bro, holy shit
watch the right
stand on the right, stand on the right
you could also try zooming out as well
There you go, there you go, there you go!
Thank you, put half your body off the edge of your chest.
Bro, like steak, steak!
What the time is it now?
Nice!
Nice!
I can feel it, bro. You're getting more confident.
Oh my gosh, you're moving too far forward.
I'm getting too greedy, I'm getting too greedy.
Ready, ready, ready?
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice, see?
Oh my god, you see?
Come on!
Go ahead, take it out!
Take it out!
Take it out!
Oh my god!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Once you get there, I'll just let you just jump over it.
I'm not doing any more jumps.
Come on, you lot.
I'm close, bro. I'm close.
Oh my god.
Yeah, this is...
Okay, okay.
Stay out of my watch.
Stay out of my watch.
Ready, ready, ready.
Oh!
You memorized your movements!
It's good
State watch robots said they believe
I'm getting to with the block
Dude, I can feel it.
Bro.
Go!
Feel it! Go!
Oh!
Too greedy, too greedy!
Missed that graffiti!
Yeah, too greedy, too greedy!
Oh!
Missed that graffiti!
Yes!
Alright, alright, let's take a second.
Come on, come on!
Get it out of this.
Oh!
Oh!
No, too greedy, too greedy!
Too greedy, too greedy!
Missed that graffiti!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
One second.
Should I give it a go?
Should I give it a go?
Okay, okay.
Alright, come on, come on.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh!
You got too greedy!
You're too greedy, bro.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice, nice.
Nice.
Well, my aim is good now, Snake.
Get it off.
Get it off.
Get it off.
Get it off.
Whoa!
Dude, dude!
I got so nervous.
Okay, ready at the back, one more second, ready to cut himself in the face.
Stay, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready.
I want you to pop for a second.
Oh, fuck!
Stay, I'm really getting close, bro. I'm down if you're wrong.
Come on, bro, you're a progressive, bro. Come on.
Yes, bro.
I got this, Stay. Get ready, bro. Get nervous.
You're moving too much in the air.
you
you
you
you
you
Hey, bro.
We're right here guys. We're right here guys
Guys we're right here, bro like we are literally about to beat it guys. I'm so nervous and horny
Come on chat. This is for 11 million. I'll beat it
Check come on come on come on
2000 away it's not free it costs your virginity no it doesn't I don't take
what bro you don't lose your virginity if you follow that's not how that works
bro it's just if you just follow it's free oh my god check can I run and get
an energy drink before I like you know okay do I have time do I have time do
Do I have time?
Okay, I'm back in five seconds.
Yes! 2000! Oh my god! Tell them we're about to do it! We're about to do it! 2000 away!
Guys, 2000 away! Oh my god! Now look at that, that is crazy, bro!
Jinxy can we do fuck a fan contest for 11 million?
Guys we're so close bro, everybody just follow up bro, please man chat please bro
No chat. We're not doing a fuck a fan contest for 11 million
Guys give me ideas for a stream. What should I do for 11 million bro? What should I do?
What should I do for 11 million bro, what should I do?
Skydive go to the gym diamond gym suck a dick alright hit a rare one for 11 million
chat I'm not going skydiving bro that's like scary
I don't want to die.
We're so close.
Chad, by the way, I have big announcements, guys.
Chad, chain together with Los Polos and Stable Ronaldo is happening August 28th.
We're going to be in New Jersey.
We're going to get a whole Airbnb, good Wi-Fi.
We're going to sleep in the same room, eat together, and we're going to keep playing until
we beat it.
Chat, chain together marathon with Los Poros
and stable Ronaldo is August 28th, locked, locked August 28th.
August 19th is Fortnite 100 Streamers Tournament.
August 11th is R6 to B2 Tournament.
And chat, August 9th is I Loves Them versus Squirtle.
They have not 1v1 in over two years.
I Loves Them versus Squirtle in August 9th, chat, August 9th.
Collab with Joe Bart, IRL. Yes, that's another thing I want to do. Also chat. I might be going to Alvia sanctuary in September as well. Guys, a lot of fun stuff this year, I might, I was texting on Maya. I might go to Alvia sanctuary in September and do IRL there.
So guys, we just announced like five great things bro deal. We're about to hit 11 million chat. This is actually crazy like
Bro, this is actually crazy chat. I love y'all bro
um, I
See all of the time and chat. I'm not gonna try to make this like emotional or get sad or cry
But chat listen, bro
I see all the time a lot of people say that I make their days go by better chat
I want you to understand it works the same thing with y'all, bro
Like y'all make my days like I look forward to
Seeing y'all and talking to y'all every day, bro. Like y'all make my days better too, bro
Chat 11 million different people that is crazy, bro. That is crazy, man
Do worth thousand away. Oh my
Jabber one thousand away
We are one thousand away, bro
Oh my gosh
Bro we're 1000 away bro
Can't look at this bro guys everybody just spam follow and then in like three seconds
We'll just randomly hit it bro. Everybody just spam follow bro. Oh my god
1000 away
1000
Jaycee, the last of us, yes, I'm going to do. So here's the schedule. August 9th is I love Zim versus Squirtle, the reunion return 1v1 everyone 1 and 2 years.
August 11th is 2v2 R6 streamer tournament. Also,
on a pixel is playing in that as of this morning he confirmed on a pixel is playing and probably going to put him on a team with X.
August 12th, the last of us part 1 and 2 marathon.
August 19th is going to be that fortnight 100 streamers tournament and then August 28th is going to be chained together with those poros in Ron and we're going to be in person for that.
Chat 900 followers away. Guys, I just want to say, bro.
I never even thought I would hit. I never even thought I hit a million followers into it, bro.
Come to find out all these years later. We're going to hit 11 million today.
Chat, it has been a crazy journey, guys.
I really don't know what else to say, bro.
It has been an actually crazy journey.
Like guys, I really don't know what else to say.
I really don't know what else to say, guys.
I never thought there'd even be a day
where I would hit a million followers
and come to find out all those years later, 11 million.
That is insane.
That is insane, chat.
Like that is actually crazy, bro.
700 away 700 away.
I just followed on me.
I never used Twitch.
I watched on YouTube, but I wanted to come through.
Thank you, bro.
One day of your regular life IRL stream.
Well, I could maybe do a day in the life vlog,
day in the life vlog.
Chat 700 away, bro.
This has actually been, guys, this has been a crazy journey, bro.
And I don't know when it'll,
I don't know where it'll go or when it'll ever end, bro,
but I just enjoyed the ride.
Chat, it's this quote I heard in the office by Andy.
He said, I wish there was a way to know
you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
Bro, I 100% know that when I'm older one day
and I'm like 80 years old, I'm gonna look back
on this time of my life as like the happiest years
of my life, chat.
And that is just because of y'all, bro.
Like y'all are the reason why I have like my favorite job
ever, bro.
And I just love coming to stream every day for realsies,
bro.
Chat, we're in the last 500.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Chat, we're in the last 500, bro.
That is crazy.
Oh my God! Whoa! Wait! Wait! Wait!
It froze. It froze. It froze.
Should I refresh? I don't know what to do.
Oh! 200? Oh my God!
200! 200!
I was here in the chat.
Oh my God! We're gonna hit it.
Chopper gonna hit it.
Oh my gosh!
Jabber, alright. Jabber gonna hit it, bro.
149 away.
149 away, bro.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. 24, 24.
I want to refresh. Should I refresh? Or no, just see the animation?
Wait, what? I was 24 away.
come on follow up follow up follow up follow up follow up please please just follow up
oh 11 million
whoa wait wait chill chill chill guys come on guys chill bro we hit 11 million oh
Oh my gosh, we hit 11 million, bro.
Oh my God.
I was here inside of the chat, bro.
Ardonzo with the 50 gifted subs.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
show them your Ardonzo in the chat.
Ardonzo, I fucking love you.
Chat, I just want to say, bro,
thank y'all to everybody, man.
People are unfollowing, it's fine, bro.
We'll get it back.
I just want to say, bro, I just want to say, bro, like, thank you guys, man, literally
dude.
Thank you guys.
I, I love streaming and I love my job, bro, every day and I, I just want to keep streaming,
bro.
I just want to keep streaming.
It is something that genuinely makes me truly happy.
Like always has always will chat.
Like I said, bro, I never in a million years thought there would even be a day where I
had a million followers, bro.
11 million followers all these years later.
All these years later, bro.
That is insane.
Ron called you.
Wait, did Ron actually call me?
Did Ron call?
That's crazy chat.
Oh my God.
Yo.
Yo
Ron what do you mean, bro?
Bro, Ron, thank you, bro like for real man
Thank you, bro, Ron, thank you my boy. Hey, bro, uh
Uh, Ron, I told chat chain together bro August 28 August 28
Ron
Ron Ron
Chat Ron, I'm sick that day, bro. Uh, you you let me know man, uh
Congratulations
Chat 11 million, bro. That is insane. Hit a rare one.
11 million Twitch followers. Chat, this is a crazy thing, bro. I don't even know what
to say bro chat this is genuinely crazy guys for real i like oh my gosh bro that is insane
chat thank you guys man nonetheless bro thank y'all like for real high five thanks for getting
the graphic up but yeah chat last thing i'm gonna say bro before i beat this fucking annoying
ass roblox game bro um thank you guys seriously i cannot express it enough bro i don't really know
if I would like fit into any other things in life, but streaming is the one thing that I
really, really love doing, bro. And because of y'all, I'm able to do it every day, and I will do
it every day, bro. I literally, the same way that you guys will say that like, you look forward to
the streams, man, I look forward to streaming, bro. And the same ways that people say like,
the streams make their day go by better, you're guys, you're guys same way, bro. You guys make
my days go better bro. I look forward to talking to y'all and seeing y'all every single day man.
Chad it's been a crazy journey bro and we'll see where it goes bro. We'll see where it goes.
But Chad like Phyllis Pielder once said bro. Life moves by pretty fast and if you don't stop
and look around once in a while you might just miss it. I got a Culper Nord! Bro I oh my god I
I need to call Bernard.
Chat, you know, Ron is the first one to call me, chat.
Damn, bro, W, Ron.
No, bro, Ron's the first one to call me, bro.
Hey, Bernard, it's me.
Hey, Nick, I'm here.
What's on your mind today?
I have really good news.
I have really good news, Bernard.
Oh, I'm all ears.
Tell me what's the good news.
I'm ready to celebrate with you Bernard about two minutes ago. I hit 11 million twitch photos Bernard
Whoa 11 million that is huge seriously congratulations. I know the grind that went into that. How are you feeling about it?
Bro Bernard, I just feel like
Emotional in a way bro. I'm looking back on all the years that I streamed and to be honest with you Bernard
I never thought I would get to this point bro. I'm just gonna be honest
Honestly, it's huge to recognize how far you've come. You've put in the hours the energy
Dante's calling wait contest
Feel JC
That's why I had 11 mil dude
Bro, it feels surreal like it feels actually surreal bro, I don't even know what to say
literally hit 11 million followers and there are only like 9 million people on the planet.
There are literally more people following JNC than there are that are even alive right
now.
True, bro.
True.
You never told a lie, contest.
Literally, bro.
Bro, contest, what should I do for 11 million?
Some people in my chat are saying Diamond Jim, some people in my chat are saying to go skydiving.
Bro, what if I just go to like Alvea Sanctuary instead, chat?
That sounds kind of wholesome.
and you have a crazier idea.
Yeah bro, what's your stream idea?
So you hit 11 million, right?
Yeah, like two minutes ago.
Okay, so what if you actually do something
for the animals with Lyah?
What if you guys get a group of 11 people
because you're 11 million and you guys raid a zoo
and unleash absolute mayhem on New York City
by bringing every animal in that zoo?
Don't test what in the fuck why would we? Why would we unleash mayhem?
Bro, no, I was thinking about like a pizza party or something, bro.
Bro, but what would you rather have a pizza party or fucking headlines on the news networks?
Think about it.
You're right, bro.
Don't test.
Thank you for calling, man.
Love you, man.
Yeah, I got it.
Let me see bro.
I'm gonna peace out.
Bernard, Bernard, come on, Bernard, please, bro.
Hey, Bernard, I'm back.
Dude, sorry, my friend just called me.
Bernard, I just want to say, bro, thank you for being a part of this journey, Bernard.
I don't know where it's going to go, but I've enjoyed every minute of it, bro.
Hey, I'm right here with you.
with you and you know what it's been awesome seeing you grow and hit these milestones wherever
it goes next I'm sticking around let's keep the fun rolling and you know I'm always here for whatever's
next so Bernard you'll always be my friend of course Nick I'm always here to help whether it's
celebrating your wins or just chatting about whatever's on your mind so yeah count me in as a constant
Thank you, Bernard. I love you, bro. Like you're a good ass friend, man. You're a good friend, Bernard.
I appreciate that trick.
Hi-vis called it. Hey, hi-vis, it's me.
Jinxie! I just had 11 million, 1,103!
No, hi-vis, I just did that, bro. It says Jinxie on the screen. I did that, bro.
I guess anyways, good job, um,
you know,
get it with you.
See, good shit, bro.
I'm proud of you.
You know what I'm saying?
This is only the start.
We might hit.
We,
we might hit 25 million tomorrow.
All right.
Slow down.
Oh, whoa, slow down, bro.
14 million followers in a day, bro
Hey, you never know what would happen. Maybe we go mainstream. We're not getting mainstream yet. You can see it all about us
Come on now. Hey, but anyways, congratulations, bro
Uh, you deserve it all the work you put in. I love you kid
Thanks. Hi, guys
You're not a kid. You're like fucking bullshit. But yeah, you know, you know, I mean, I'll see you, bro
W. Hi guys, bro chat. W. Hi guys, man for real
Chet, Muda texted me, bro.
Muda texted me.
Hold up.
Let me call Muda, bro.
Peace.
11 fucking millions.
Muda.
11 fucking millions, though.
You're a fucking king, bro.
You're a fucking king, bro.
That's all to say.
Dude, thank you, bro.
I don't even know what to say, bro.
say bro it's a crazy it's been a crazy like five minutes right now I hit it
five minutes ago bro I hit it five minutes ago this guy's such a fucking
like this guy's such a shit this guy's such a shit bro
I'm getting texts bro.
11 million bro.
Oh my god.
That is insane.
Bro that is insane guys.
Wow.
all right chatting. Now should I beat this Roblox game Chad could I beat this Roblox
game high br altogether well it will be. Let me go μΈκ² level up here in your
Thank you.
I'll be right back.
Vice, promise, bring him back all the way to the start.
Take him all the way back to the beginning.
Yo man, the seat has come in!
Yo, are we ready?
Yo!
Yo, yo, are you ready?
Wait, where's my progress, state?
Uh, what are you talking about?
I'm back at the spawn!
What the fuck happened?
I have none of my saves!
I'm right back at the spawn, Snake!
Whoa, um, I think...
when you don't play for long enough,
I think it resets you.
I was only gone for 10 minutes!
It's okay, you didn't watch that video.
How do you know?
How do you know?
It worked easy.
Hit that point, hit that point.
Snake, I first tried it.
Come on, bro, come on, Snake.
Alright, now I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
Thank you, Snake.
Thank you, bro.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Alright.
What?
What?
What?
Woohoo!
Snake, I'm actually lost.
Snake, I remember everything.
I remember everything.
You were lagging.
What?
Wait, Snake, I'm lagging?
They're lagging at me.
Snake, I'm lagging bad?
Yeah, you're lagging really bad.
Please.
Hey, for me, you're lagging.
Snake, for me, you're lagging.
What?
Say, I think it's on your end.
Now I'm lost again. Now I'm lost again.
Stake! Stake! Stake! Are you okay? Stake! Are you okay?
Stake!
It's okay Chad, I got this, I got this.
Oh! I was going to leave you just laughing!
Wait Stake, maybe I should. I'm going to leave and rejoin.
Guys, I think it's Stakes! I think it's Stake! Stake! Are you okay?
Chad, it's Staco, right?
Staco, are you okay, baby?
Chad, it's me?
I'm gonna eat this jugga meat, this I'm gonna eat this, I'm gonna eat this, I'm gonna eat this, I'm gonna eat this, I'm gonna eat this.
The score is down!
What?
Baaaaaarrrraaahhh!
Yo, Steak, what up, bro? Did this go all crash?
Bro, bro, I think they don't want you to win, bro. They do not want you to win. It went down. It's down right now. This goes down.
Okay, bro, maybe we can try again tomorrow if you want.
Yeah, bro. I'm down. I'm down.
All right, Snake.
Hey, thank you for helping anyways, bro.
Tomorrow I'm not doing anything.
So I'm gonna try to be here tomorrow, bro.
All right, all right.
Let me know, bro.
I'll be on early.
I'll be on early, like this same time, and I'm a lock in.
This same time?
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll help you, bro.
But listen, when you re-attempt,
you gotta start at the beginning.
You can't start at level three.
It's okay.
The beginning is easy.
It's just level three is hard, bro.
Level three is hard.
Level four is harder.
Level five is even harder.
So just prepare mentally, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How many levels does this game have, Steak?
How many levels, bro?
Okay, bro.
So you're on level three, there's a level four,
and then there's a level five, and then there's a level six.
That's harder than the last.
Oh my God.
It gets harder every times.
How did Speed beat it?
Bro, she beat it because I sat there
and I told him how to beat the game and what to do.
So you think if you weren't in call,
what it took him longer maybe. So I'm dead as well. Like this game, there's parts of
this game where you there's an invisible wall that you would never find unless you like
knew it was there. You have to get to the next level by touching something. There's
all kinds of shit like that in this game that you would just be fucked if somebody didn't
help like memory stuff. Honestly, honestly, it would take you like 12 hours if you just
Did it blindly bro real sees
Not even trolling bro. It's so okay talking hard. Okay steak. Well, I'll I'll see you tomorrow, bro
Cuz I want to beat this level. All right
All right state take care bro, yes, bro, congratulations. Thank you man. Thank you
All right chat, we're gonna be tomorrow
It's all good chat because we need steak to help us bro and discord crash and chat we're about to get on Siege guys
So chat let me tell y'all boys my schedule for the next like week, bro
Check here's my schedule, bro. You guys are gonna like this schedule
Okay, chat y'all are gonna like this schedule chat. Look at this
You'll never see you come
me. Chat look, bro, this is the schedule for the next week. This is the schedule for the next week.
For August. Okay, okay, ready? Okay, ready chat? This is the schedule chat. I love Zim
First Squirtle August 9th, this is locked, bro, this is 100% happening.
First Squirtle August 9th, probably around like 5pm ET or like 4pm ET probably.
Okay, wait, I should do the, I should do the date in the front chat.
I need to be smarter.
be August 9 okay now chat there we go that's perfect chat okay yeah you guys
are gonna like this schedule trust me bro August 11 is going to be our six 2v2
streamer, tourney, width, alpha, pack, drops.
That's going to be like 4 p.m. EST also.
Oh, Brian, misspelled August, Chad. Chad, I misspelled August.
Okay, August 12.
Chat, August 12 is going to be the last of us, our next story game, our third ever story
game.
We did Red Dead Cinema, GTA 5 Cinema.
The last of us, part one and two, Marathon.
This 19 is going to be 100 streamer Fortnite tournament.
We never did a Fortnite tournament before with drops.
I don't know what the drops are going to be, but they're going to be good.
We were going to do that a couple of weeks ago, but then we couldn't because Epic was
not in office.
And then chat.
At the end of August, like August 28th, okay?
August 28, it's going to be, we ought to chain together with Los and Ron. Chain together with
Los and Ron until we beat it. Okay. And then I think around like September, we're going to do
obvious sanctuary and then chat maybe in September not confirmed but maybe in
September we can visit Joe Bart and do like IRL like do like desktop at Joe's
desktop like we could do like mukbang or like fan mail or just a bunch of stuff
with Joe maybe if Joe's down but chat that's what I think the plans is bro I
I think that's what the plans is for out of ring DLC. I don't have an exact date yet for our six marathon
I don't have an exact date yet
Why don't I wrote because bro
I feel like it would be better if we did desktop would you because I feel like I wrote would just be like more hectic and stuff
But I think desktop we have a good ass time
But yeah chat that is the schedule voice for August and September
That is the schedule. I don't have a date for our six marathon don't have a date for out of ring marathon
That is the date, bro
But alright chat um
Guys, it's time to solo queue to champion boys. Who's ready? It's time to solo queue to champion
We are currently diamond five with a 1.4 kiddies stats are really good right now
You'll never see it come in
All right chat, I'm gonna swap to my Xbox thing and then I'll have chat on my left monitor
chatty guys like my new game or tag do y'all like it it's kind of clean right
it's kind of clean
you'll never see
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Chat, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's see, boys, if we can solo queue to champion, man.
Let's see it.
We're currently Diamond 5.
I think the goal for today should be like Diamond 4, low key.
The solo queue journey has been going really good this season.
Very good. Probably the best solo queue journey I've ever had, bro. I'm not even gonna lie.
Probably the best solo queue journey I've ever had. Not gonna lie to you.
We're gonna have to find...
There it is. Alright, try to get a water and then unlock there.
dude chat my mom just texted me and said congrats so my mom just texted me and said congrats
on 11 million w mom chat w mom bro alright guys we are gonna solo queue now i'm gonna
have to add at the leg cuz i'm not gonna get my shit tonight when you have to be easy
the life be easy to live with chat the solo queue journey has been going really well this season
really well bro new packs well it's not new packs it's just alpha wait do you mean there's new
packs or do you mean like the alpha packs uh have colored black eyes is in them now because I already
know that. There's new packs.
Should I rip these?
Should I rip these?
Yo ho ho!
What?
Should I rip these?
Oh my god, there's new packs please!
It's 360,000 renown for the whole collections bro. What
Chat it's 360
Jinxy can you do one death equals remove one piece of clothing Carter leave the chat
8600 let's do it
Chat there's new packs. High-fives called it. High-fives called it. High-fives, what up, bro?
Oh, Gigi, I don't know if you were informed of this. You were talking about you can buy it with renown, right?
Like, in-game currency you can earn through, like, challenges, you know, just playing the game.
Yeah?
Yeah, this is the last event that you can buy the packs from renown.
So basically you have to pay 80 plus dollars to open all the packs from now on.
Mr. Gritty!
Wait, what?
What?
Yeah.
You can't use renown for packs anymore?
Wait, but I...
Do you mean like collection packs or do you mean like any pack?
Like an alpha pack?
Oh, I don't know.
But I believe it's...
I believe it's just the event packs.
Okay
But yeah, they're changing that so what that's mr. Greedy, bro
Yeah
But yeah, just inform you
Okay, you're actually guaranteed every item
Yeah, all right chat today we got new packs yo, jakey tundra stop
Inviting me today. We got the Rengoku collections. I have not looked at this collection
So we're gonna be pulling this off like a band-aid. Let's see how good it is. Come on
There's like new packs in this game like once every three months, so let's enjoy it
Yeah, sorry, I'm kidding. Sorry. I'm kidding. Okay. I'm gonna be honest. I don't love it. I don't love it
Yo, jakey jakey if you send me one more friend request, I'm not no no if you send me one more game invite all the opening packs
I'm gonna hunt at you
Wait, what am I saying? I never even added you bro somebody like hacked me. I never even added you jakey hold up, bro
I never even added you someone hacked my account and added a bunch of people
Okay, so chat so far so far. I'm not feeling it with the packs right now so far
Now we got to check up the momentum at the end as well
Well, Kay like I did spend 8,000 credits on this guys epic come on
What is that?
Check collection?
Bro, why would I check the collection though?
That would just like spoil it.
If I'm going to open it anyways, I may as well see how it looks in front of my face.
Not bad for like a blue, not bad for a blue.
Okay now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.
That's kind of a sick cavera skin.
stop and fight in my head stop guys it's not El Ego
A kid hacked into my account, added a thousand people, and then every time I get on Siege they invite me.
It's not an ego!
Pink!
Okay, not a bad headgear on Gridlock. Not bad!
Yeah, not bad!
Yeah, this looks like fish scales.
Does that not look like fish scales?
KZ with the five gift heads up.
Scared.
Show them because it is shot.
Dude, does she have a bat?
Is she holding a bat?
Jinxie do a video where you pick outfits for each operator.
Bawrra!
Oh you mean uniforms? I thought you meant like gooner stuff.
Bro it looks like, he looks like one of those like black plague doctors.
Legion's taken over to five gifted seps.
Jinxie doesn't need a snail trail.
Are you talking about my ass?
What did Carter just type? Jamesy check your Xbox messages from you Carter
Carter what Carter what do you mean?
Mm.
Chumby honest, these skins are okay, they're not really like crazy.
Go to the top.
Right here.
That's Carter?
That's Carter?
I don't think the bad gets it.
Yo, Carter!
Yo!
Carter!
I don't mind this I don't mind this cavera skin chat am I muddied am I muddied
chat I feel like these skins are ass besides cavera and flora's they're kind of mad bro
The skin seemed kind of lazy
Casey, thank you for the five gifts, anybody?
Ricky backshots with the five gifts in it.
Hello, yeah, I can hear you.
Yo, Carter, can you hear me?
Thanks, hey, thanks, hey.
Yeah, that's so weird. I can hear him, but I can't talk.
Yo, Carter, Carter.
Hello, hello.
Carter, I can't hear you. I have this dream open
What's up, what's up, what's up, I can't hear you I have this dream open
Yeah, why is it not working bro?
Why can't I?
Wait, yeah, I know the method whenever your Mike's
Shut up. See Jinx see you
Yeah, I know the method bro. Whenever your Mike's not working. This is what you do look
This is the method. You turn off your controller through Xbox and then turn it back on. Watch. This is the method. This is the method. This is the method.
Yo! Yo, Cutter! Alright, everybody.
I can't hear you. I can't hear you. Alright, never mind. I don't know. I think this headset doesn't let me talk or something.
can we check out the momento?
bro those skins were kinda mid bro
those skins were kinda mid
well let's see if the momento is good
what's the momento on?
ooo ying and flora is out on g
yo that looks kinda sexy
bro chat that looks kinda nice
alright let's see it in the game
ricky backshots with the 10 gifted
seps
she's yelling ooo free gift
Free gift!
I think it's the wrong chord, you think?
Yeah, but nah, it sounds fine.
Nah, it's the right chord, bro.
It's the right chord.
I don't know, it's not working, bro. It's because I have a new headset, but oh, wait, all that
difference unplugged about right in there. It's working now. Wait, it's actually working
now. Yeah, it works! Well, let me check out this momentum real quick. Carter, one second,
I'm gonna bite you well.
So it's weird, all it did was unplug it,
plug it back in.
So that's so weird.
What?
All it did was plug it, plug it back in.
What?
Okay chat, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
All right, guys, let's check out the new memento.
So Chad, it's on Yin LMG and Flores LMG?
You never see it coming.
Play the event.
Chad, but normally the siege events are asked,
is it good?
Is the event good?
I feel like normally the siege events are asked,
is it actually good?
I feel like the events are always terrible
whenever they do an event.
Bro, the only Siege events that is good was like OG Prime Rainbow is Magic.
Yeah, the whole chat's saying it's ass.
Bro, I'll be honest, I play Siege to play Siege, bro. I don't play Siege for events.
I'm like, it's a janitor, bro.
It's like zombies?
I'm gonna beat that Roblox level tomorrow, bro. You'll see. You'll all fucking see. I'm gonna beat that shit tomorrow.
All right, Jackie Tundra, yep, I gave you nine warnings.
Stop, spit!
All right, how to see and fight me, but then it doesn't show up.
Chat, let's see how good the momentum looks.
Chat, let's see how good the momentum looks, bro.
He canceled it wait who canceled what?
Invite stop improve stomp is not an Xbox anymore chat. It's just me bro. All my friends are in PC now
It's just me bro
I don't think it's your one cat. It is just me bro. All my friends are in PC man
Mingo's NPC, Stompin's NPC, Richie's NPC, Raid's NPC, Luz NPC, J's NPC, Kacen's NPC, Skite's NPC,
Brochai, it's literally just me on console, me and like Squirtle.
But yeah, it's okay. Once I get Champ on solo queue on console, I'll probably stack up with my friends
on PC. But I don't know bro, the cheater lobbies are ass bro. Jinxie will you inspect my pubes?
No, I'm not going to do that. I should not have done a TDM because there's like five people
playing on a toaster right now. So the game just will not load us in. I should have did a shooting
range. Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
1v1 Carter, bro, is Carter good? Yeah, I want to invite Carter, I just want to check
out this memento, but I don't know, there's going to be like a 12-minute like, there we
go, there we go.
Alright chat, let's see how much you reload.
Bro that is so sexy! Oh my gosh!
Oh
Yeah, that's so fire bro
of
I
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.
.
.
.
zero bullet reload animation
Bro! There were so many of them, chat!
That's the Skywalker! There's too many of them! What are we to do?
You're at the 50% mark.
Bro, I'm prefiring so much.
What? Why is he allowed to spawn right behind me?
of
the
death of
the
death
what? how did he kill me on that?
of
the
death
of
the
death
No, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose.
I'm not going to reload.
I'm not going to be loved. I'm not going to be loved.
You have the lead.
You're almost there.
five
elimination
oh no wait here it is
here it is here it is
30 seconds left
no no ahhh problem is
I'm gonna lose in front of this
hold up
50 seconds remaining.
No!
No!
No!
5 seconds left.
I'm so...
I'm so clutched!
I'm so clutched!
Oh my god!
Yeah that was turned, that was turned.
Alright Carter! Carter, Carter, Carter, Carter, Carter! Join you, join you, join you, join, join, join, join, join, join, join, join, join, join!
Carter, what up bro?
Join up, join up, join up!
What's up, man?
Well, well, well, it's been a while, hasn't it?
Carter why did you ask me to fucking what did you even say today bro I don't
think I said anything today oh you didn't type in chat today you didn't
type I was typing I don't remember you didn't type in chat listen listen for a
second it's been six months six months ago you said you'd won me won me in
Rocket League that week that happened. No
So what's up with that? Why you ducking?
Hold up my question
Hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up. Don't talk to me like that. Don't talk about I'm going through your message
Make a list now. That's what you said. You said do one death one piece of clothing. That's what you said, bro
What about your seed skills? How about how good are you at seed seeds? I'm like better than you
My seed skills are like peak. I'm good at seed. What rank are you? What rank are you?
Don't even look at my rank. Don't even look at my rank. Don't even look at my rank.
No one that's good at seed would ever say that. I'm good at seeds. Don't look at my rank.
What is your rank?
Okay, right now I haven't played that many games, but I'm Gold 3.
But, stat tracking me, I haven't played that many games this season.
I took a 3 month hiatus. I was gone for the summer.
Yeah bro, what were you doing for 3 months, Carter? What were you doing, bro?
Okay, so actually, okay, I'm being so serious right now.
What I do for the summer is I volunteer my summers and help underprivileged youth.
So literally the last like 3 months I've just been like working away from home, just helping like, just helping us out.
Carter wait when you're not trolling in my stream. You're actually a great guy
Bro like I committed like I commit my summer so that because like you know what I mean like it's just serving like
Everybody should do that. I think everybody should like take time to serve like that's a good thing
Like you learn a lot through it, especially when you work with you, bro. Carter
I didn't know that you were actually like wholesome when you weren't trolling in the chat, right?
I don't troll you, I just send loving, positive messages.
You told me to do, hey Jynxy, do one death equals remove one piece of clothing today.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
It's a shit idea, bro, it's shit.
I'm not going to get naked on screen.
Yo Carter, what's your peak rank ever?
Like your best rank you ever hit in season?
Emerald 4.
Emerald 4.
Emerald 4.
Okay, so do you think if we won't be won you would kill me, yes or no?
Yes.
Oh, I would kill you 100%.
You want to put your skills to the test?
I'm down.
I'm so down.
You think I won't kill you once?
Up to seven.
You hit Emerald.
It depends.
Yeah.
Am I in try-hard mode?
Am I in try-hard mode?
Put 500 subs on it.
Wait, so let me get this straight, Carter.
I wage you 500 subs that you don't kill me, but you wage you're nothing.
Yo, bro.
Yo bro, I just volunteered my whole summer for- wait, wait, wait, listen, listen.
I just volunteered my summer for free for the last three months.
Uh, I go to college and you're a billionaire, so what's the problem, Nicholas?
Alright, hey, hey, what's the problem?
Carter, we're not in a first name basis, bro.
It's not Nicholas, bro.
Carter, okay, let me say this, bro.
If you kill me- Is that your name?
Up to seven.
If you kill me, let me think.
Okay, Carter, my name is Nicholas, but nobody calls me Nicholas, bro.
People just call me Nick.
People just call me Nick.
Okay, Carter, if you kill me, I will give you 100 Twitch subs.
If you kill me one time, you'll give me on 100 Twitch subs.
If I kill you one time, if you kill me one time, okay?
Good luck.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Like Carter, are you, are you nervous?
You know what?
No, I just, I don't get nervous.
I'm ready.
Carter I've never actually like played you before I
Know we played among us one time that you just like switched up. It's kind of weird
I'm not gonna lie. We know you left the stream for six months, bro. What are you talking about?
I turn off notifications click the home button click the home button go to profile picture go to settings
Go to preferences go to notifications notification van is off
Okay, thank you. So Carter. Let me get this straight. You think I
I can't seven oh you you think I can't seven oh you okay let me turn off play
I'm exiting stream right now so just you know I'm exiting the stream so that
shows I'm like I don't want to get exit I just like this drink yep fairs
I'm not I don't think you can seven oh me you don't think I can tell you like I'm
not the best player ever but like I do this just like you're gonna see you're
gonna see how I'm ready bro Carter the thing though like bro Carter I've been
Grinding siege bro, like I've been locked into siege. Are you sure like you know I came back literally August 2nd
Like August 2nd was the first time I played siege in the last three months, but you know what? I'm gonna get a kill
I'm gonna do this
This for everyone that doesn't believe me. Just to show them there is hope there is hope. This isn't like
You gotta believe in yourself JC
You know I mean
Where would the LeBron be if he didn't believe in himself?
Where would he be?
On the NBA, that's for sure.
So Carter, if I do 7-0 you, you never trolled again.
Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, so you want me to never type in your chat again?
Yo, you can type positive stuff, bro.
Carter, like, it doesn't have to be like some psychotic shit every time.
You can type positive stuff, bro.
I feel like you're close right on the beach.
Was I right?
Sure.
Not even close. Not even close.
Oh my god.
I'm better than you.
I never even saw you make that all.
Oh my god, Garter.
Respect, bro.
that's you have no smokes left Carter I never saw you make that hole what
I'm saying that I'm I'm like that
I think I'm actually dead. I'm not even getting it.
Hit me!
I
Think why are you running? Why are you running? Oh, you're scared
We're coming my house is like 30
Cuz I'm better than you better positioning
Oh, okay. You're definitely one. Oh, one HP. One HP in a dream. 15 seconds left.
that's not why that's called me being better than you better positioning I throw my smoke
at my smoke and I shoot it's called covering sound
No, I didn't know you made that hole though, man. That's the latch that I'm talking about.
I don't know you made that hole. I have no passion. I have no passion.
Yeah, Carter, I'm not going to lie, bro. If you don't swing, I think I lose that, dead ass.
Because I have to like, no. I mean, I would have had to punch it twice and then walk at you with like five seconds left.
But like, I probably, I probably lose that if you don't swing.
I'm such a child. I'm such an ugly child
You just gotta win one round I live and I learn I live and I learn
One round for 100 subs between me and you I live and I learn I make mistakes and I get up and I keep going
I'm not a failure. I fail, but I'm not a failure. You know what I mean? I keep it running
I mean like I'm a broke college student playing for like $250 right now on the line of course
I'm not locked in, bro.
Please don't spawnpeek.
You can't make out for my act.
I just said don't.
You're an actor.
Well, technically, Carter wasn't a spawnpeek.
That was a run-out.
Still a spawnpeek.
What am I?
What character am I?
All right.
Do you know what character I'm?
I forgot, bro.
This is like the dumbest 1v1 character.
Are you high?
Why are you scaring me?
Oh, I'm lit!
I mean Carter, come on bro!
Are you actually going to play Doka B?
I need this how is she kind of homeless bro how is your mom kind of homeless
This is the dumbest operator in the game.
I'm not complaining about you going mazzy.
Cause mazzy's not cringe bro.
This is cringe.
Like bro, your operator's actually cringe.
I'm not even getting it.
I need this, JXC, please.
Tell me where you're at right now. Please.
You got this, Pete? Hold up.
Hi, hold on, lady.
Bro, you're playing like a loser, man.
Oh
Carter you're playing like a sweat
What do you mean about I told you wait you have five don't be close
I'm actually the best.
Now I'm banning that operator.
Now I'm banning that operator.
You're one HP.
No, you're a freak.
You're actually a freak.
You're actually a freak.
Now I'm banning that operator.
Carter, why are you playing like there's five calls?
Five?
No.
See, okay, but like, like, are you impressed though?
like no bro you didn't do it bro you just
don't be calling no what I would hate if
someone don't in me 500 subs right now
that would rage bait me so good bro
Carter like you can get around bro you
can easily get around you could easily
get around you're close bro jinksie I
need this yo I'm banning doggy for the
rest of the game now fuck that no I'm
I'm betting that.
No, fuck that operator, bro.
No, no bandit, that could be.
Neural, Neural.
Bro, chat, what I gotta do is just
eat the first delkabee, but then it's like,
but then it's like, I'm 78 speed.
I can't, I can't eat it.
I just have to ban it, I have to ban it.
Chat, I'm not fat.
Just because I'm out of breath doesn't mean I'm fat.
That's so stupid.
Okay, that gets to go.
Carter, you got this, bro.
You can easily get around, dude. Block it.
Five seconds before insertion.
I believe in you. Stop reverse psychology, man.
Stop reverse psychology, man.
Yo, Eclipse is lifted. Thank you, Eclipse.
I'm doing this for you.
You're so weird.
Remaster is the best part of the, like, map to push and all you want.
Okay.
You'll never see it come back!
Don't you even think about this.
If you peek this, you will die, Carter, I'm just letting you know, bro.
You will die.
Nice pruning.
Why are you pruning?
How'd you know I was pruning?
It's called IOTUs.
Do you have that set on?
Carter, I never pruned.
I pruned.
I pruned.
I pruned.
I pruned.
I pruned.
I pruned.
I pruned.
I've never prone one time
Stop throwing you guys to make no more drugs
So what card you said like 10 rules I can't do anything. I've been making rules
Well, I have rules no more no mad
I'm literally a champion.
Right, I guess a peak emerald.
And you think you're good.
Well, peak emerald's not even that bad, bro.
It's a pretty good rank.
That's not what my friends tell me.
That's why I'm grinding to champion.
I don't care.
Well, peak emerald's not bad at all.
You make fun of emeralds, though, in your stream.
I don't make fun of emeralds, bro.
Emerald's good night.
Why you inside yeah?
I don't even think about that
You haven't even hit a bullet this round you're nervous
Come on boy.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
That's not a thing.
Bro, I'm actually locked in.
I'm actually locked in.
I'm not going to give you a round, bro.
Celebrating killing an emerald.
Celebrating killing an emerald, by the way.
Yo, bro, I'm not celebrating killing an emerald, but if I 7-0 an emerald, that is aura.
7-0ing an emerald is aura.
That's not aura.
Yeah, literally is
It's not emerald though, it's aura from seven o'ing Carter the Carter on here
Chat help me lock in chat
Carter like I'm telling you bro. You you need to really play better man. Yo that impact you made is low key like a rotation into site for me, bro
Yeah, but I was trying to swing and then I'm a child. You're right. I'm gonna
I'm a child. I'm not gonna have to just play better. Well, Jinxie told like are they
Jinxie tell liquor I would hate five get this up right now don't even think about gifted me subs
Yo Carter, what the fuck? No, bro. What the fuck are you saying, bro? What?
What what what?
Am I not a lot to like just like let your child know I don't want to give this up
If you don't want give to yourself, why would you mention it, bro? What?
Well, I just wanted to throw that out there like how would I give things up raise me?
W get this up. W. Well, it just would.
Somebody give them you a suck when rage bait you.
Yeah, don't even think about a chat.
Like, that's how you can rage bait me, Jinx. See if you really want to rage bait me, give me a thousand subs.
Oh, rage bait me is really bad.
That'd be like you getting me back.
Like after from all the times I got you.
I didn't even rage for you though. Be honest like you love my messages, don't you?
Yep, Carter every time I send a message I have like a white tear come down my leg, bro. I love your messages
What did you just say that's so weird
For you outside of master I'm not outside. I just heard you repel them to the bow
I
Didn't repel on to the doctor buddy kind of get your ears checked. I dare you to jump out on me. I
Hear y'all need one
How you don't
Aren't you no, I'm not stream sniping you just shot open a window dumbass what I'm putting these streams like I
I have ear drums, bro.
Are you on Ying?
Oh my, you're actually long.
Hey, nice creek.
Oh my goodness.
You're actually.
No, you're on Ying.
You're actually long, bro.
I'm having a good life here.
You're genuinely long.
Ying's passionate.
Carter, I'm going to give it to you, bro.
No, no, Ying's passionate.
That's passion.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's my type of passion, boy.
I learned from you. I remember the bag to Charlie really days. I'm oh, gee
So bro jump in
You could have jumped in on the second game bro. You actually like made me move
But then you waited like 20 seconds, and then you jumped in bro. Just jump in stop being a pussy. You gotta kill me
You're so right. I'm such an ugly chud. You're right. I didn't say you're ugly chud
I just had to jump in on your you're right
Hey, you're not gonna get better if you if you keep yapping bro like get better man
Okay, you're right get better bro guy nice guy no more mr. Nice guy
like you could have jumped in and killed him so don't even ask me don't even like
like don't even threaten them I didn't think you were on to him bro well I'm a
lot of people do so I just want to make sure you didn't think that like I have
good air bro Carter you have to like you have no you have to listen to advice
bro you have to listen to advice okay give me advice coach me coach me please I
just did and then you talked over me nine times in three seconds no no I didn't
know I just did but if you throw a yin throw it for a purpose throw it and then
jump in don't wait you're so right yeah no shit bro no shit I'll be a child
you're right I'm not saying you're an ugly child no one's saying that well I
thought you didn't my bad I must have been sorry no I never said that bro you're
just like not listening to any I'm saying that bro Carter I don't even know
how you look bro how would I think you're ugly child I don't know you look fine
I'll come to see you in Florida.
No!
Oh no!
No!
No, no!
IRL!
Carter and Jigsie and Carpham Springs.
IRL!
Fine.
Heal.
By the way,
I was, uh,
wait till the game's over.
Can you walk in on the game
and not talk to I-Vice, please?
No Carter,
you're the one that's not locked in on the game.
I'm giving you advice,
you're not listening.
And you're wondering
why you can't kill me, bro?
You're my enemy right now.
How am I supposed to take advice from you?
Okay, I'm done with the nice guy. We're missing nice
Bro if you want to be one the boggles and see children what rank is boggles relatively bro
We're gonna won't be one. He's ducking. He's the one who won't be on your third, but then he ducked
I'm so serious. Yeah, what rank is boggles and seeds guys for real. I would cook boggles. I
Bet 500 get the subs of your money on it
you bet my way what you bet five on a gift and some of my money deal
you want to run it no I don't believe like in that
yeah you're scared I'm just punching bar by what
They believe in me
Well done, bro
Yo Carter, how many for two for two kills?
Uh, yo chill, ay ay chill, bro, ay take take the money, bro.
Yo GGs, bro, you got me.
Carter, what's your twitch?
See, Carter on here, you know my Twitch, come on, be honest, you know my Twitch.
So, okay, but like, obviously we know I'm better than you in Siege, and like, I would
kill you.
Carter, if you killed me-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You promised Rocket League, I have the clip, I have the clip.
Yo, yo Carter, Carter.
I have also sent it to Highbuzz on Twitch right now.
Yo shut the fuck up!
Carter, how are you better than the At Siege if I killed you four times and you killed
me one time?
Doesn't mean you're better than me at Siege. It means you killed me in Siege.
That's not how that works!
Jingxi gifted 100. W Jingxi in the chat.
I need an extra 400 though.
Alright, yo, play me in Rocket League. Let's go. Play me in Rocket League. Play in Rocket League.
One game. I'm not wagering subs on this because I'm not good at Rocket League.
I'm not good at Rocket League either. I haven't played in six months.
W Jingxi in the chat. Yo, yo,
One second Carter, give me like one second Carter, give me like one second yo chat. Look at this, bro
Aaron Donald is in for a workout today with the Los Angeles Rams
G G in the chat, bro
Yo, if they have Miles Garrett and Aaron Donald it is actually over bro. It is actually
over chat NFL seasons in like a month
Do you realize how crazy that it is, bro?
Do you realize how crazy that it is, chat?
G.H. Aaron Donald and Miles Garrett.
Yo, Carter, are you ready, bro? I'm updating Rock-a-league.
I'm so ready. Okay. Updating.
So you're not passionate? You haven't even been on today?
No, I've been playing on...
No.
No, I've been playing on PC. I've been playing on Xbox.
What the fuck are you- Yo, Carter, do you like hallucinate shit, man?
No, I was on PC, dumbass!
1,400 viewers? What?
I love you, Chad. Yo, we hit 5,000 followers today.
Yo, Carter, you need to 1v1 Boggles, bro. You need to 1v1 Boggles.
Okay, wait, you realize while you were gone like boggles took your spot and was trolling the chat right for the last like
You're basically you're right
You're right. I shouldn't have volunteered my summer to help underpillage youth. You're actually right
I shouldn't have done that when you sat in your screen. Did anyone say that right?
Yo, I think Carter is actually like sick in the head
Carter when did anyone say that?
When is the what are these allegations?
I'm just saying that boggles has been trolling that's what I'm saying boggles
for August 3rd.
Okay, send the invite.
Wait, I can't invite you.
I can't invite you, bro.
Why?
I don't know.
I feel like add you or something, bro.
Why can't I just invite you to an Xbox?
Yeah, add me.
Add me on Xbox.
What's your epic?
What's your epic?
My epic, let me check.
My epic is the same.
Carter GGG.
And I do have a Fortnite creator code.
Speaking of epic, by the way.
Yo, bro, what the fuck?
Like, I'm not wandering, bro, I'm not wandering.
You asked, you asked.
What do you mean?
You literally just asked me.
Bro, Chad, how do I turn off these songs?
I want to go back to, like, bro, I want to go back to, like,
my-
Shut up!
I want to go back to, like, my other shit.
Like, I don't want all these extra songs.
I want to go back to my other stuff.
How do I do it?
I can tell you you got this press the right button
Press on the right button hold it okay hold down the right button. Yeah, right?
Do I got it down? I'll show you all the playlist and you can choose got it got it. Thank you, bro. Thank you
You're welcome. You're welcome
Is that an extra 100 gifted not that I want that but just like questions
Anyways, yo
asking for gifted songs
No! Five seconds! Five seconds!
Chat. Is Jigsie okay?
Carter, what's your name?
He's hearing goals.
What's your name? What's your name?
Carter G.G.Z.
Or Carter on here on Twitch is...
On Epic? On Epic?
On Epic. Carter G.G.Z.
Yep, I think so.
Probably.
Sam, join. Join, join, join, join.
Okay, I'm not gonna link your name.
Bro, it's already leaked, bro.
Just add me.
Okay, thanks.
Join. Join, join, join, join.
Waiting. Yo, Carter, I'm gonna destroy you, bro.
I'm gonna destroy you.
All right, hold on, let me change my,
let me change my card.
Ha ha ha, come on, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Come on.
That's my normal card, but like, all right.
Five seconds, I took you five fucking seconds.
That's how long it took you to miss three hours.
Zero with the 500 bits, I love you zero.
Bro, join the team, join the team, get ready, get ready.
Get ready, join, join, join, join, join, join, come on.
If I lose this cause I'm on blue team.
Yo, Carter.
Host the boss.
The sides have nothing to do with him, bro.
Yeah, you did a delay check off your axel eat no
Bro, why would you do a delay?
It was an accident
No, no, hey, I told you no more mr. Nice guy
I'm not messing around no more
You have skittles coaching you all I have is Carter skittles what?
Skittles is your coach bro skittles, but you know what yeah, it's not his name. His name is squishy, bro
I just jumped on you
BADGETT!!!
BADGETT!!!
He just took the A.I.E. shot.
Kerber come on bro lock him!
What'd I do wrong?
I didn't jump fast enough.
Come next to the E.O.M.
I'm going to get him on this game.
Bro I'm actually him bro.
Carter I am him dude.
You're not him.
Drop the E.O.M. play the game.
Let's go.
I'm him.
Drop the E.O.M. play the game.
Right is a sin.
Chips jump.
Carter choke.
Carter stop.
Carter stop.
Carter, stop! What's happening to my car? What is my car doing?
It's uh...
Yo! My car just like, literally glitched! I gotta go to the...
Hey, instead of staying in the corner and just watching, you might want to drive over.
Like...
Yo! Carter, no shit, Sermak! I wasn't trying to go in the corner, I got stuck!
How did I lose that?
Turn off Titan. I've plugged the Titan. Let's play the game.
Play it off. Stop with the cheats. I'm done with cheats.
I'm sick of seeing these cheaters, bro.
Carter, I'm not cheating. I'm playing legit, bro.
No, man. You just overcommand. You just overcommand.
You just overcommand. You just overcommand. Carter!
Please, get back. Get back. No, you missed. You missed.
No! How did you save that?
I'm the greatest I told you I'm in it in your broccoli you said you'd burn your
Xbox if I had applied for you guess what I did it
part of you know I got diamond right I didn't mean I hit diamond zero with the
sub W zero you hit diamond and you're barely beating you're tied with me right
now that's embarrassing I don't play the game in three years well you had a
delayed kickoff goal and then my car glitched to the other bowl you're not
good carter I do thank you oh gotcha see the problem what are you bro what are
you do for what are you guys what are you doing Carter what are you doing
bro never let him know your next move
you just try to bump me I've turned you bro you just try to bump I tried to all
right is that not a favorite in the game
Carter lock in bro you're getting worked up you're right I gotta watch this goal
let it play I gotta see what I did wrong I over committed and then I didn't
Okay shit first poop trash first garbage shit
Part of I did not delay kickoff that was a normal kickoff. You did but you don't even know rock of these
Yeah, fucking right no, we're not go right scared
You're not ready, bro. You're not ready. You're right. I'm not ready. I wasn't ready for this. I didn't I played rocket league
I literally re-downloaded today. I'm not gonna lie. It's good fun
It's a white you call me out, bro. If you're not ready like what because I called you out online
That's what I called you out on
Multiple months ago. Hey, I'll play the clip
Hey look bro, I want to be one of you.
Buddy buddy buddy buddy, I want to be one of you.
I'm clapping, I'm clapping, this is respect.
I think you've actually improved a lot.
Like actually like you've improved at this game.
Like it took like, it only took like six or seven months,
but you did finally hit diamond.
Oh yeah, I'm a fucking diamond player bro.
I'm not, like Carter, I'm not the one bro.
I'm not the one to be fucked with.
Well you're kind of, you're kind of, oh my.
What were you saying? I couldn't hear you. What's up?
Carter, what were you saying bro come on? I'm saying I'm saying you could you can't even do the kids game on Roblox
But yeah, yeah, I guess you're not gonna beat that game tomorrow, and it's not a kids game, brother
So get demonic like it is a good game, bro
Go
What is this
Bro, dude, I'm him!
From him!
Oh no, you hacked me.
I bet $10 million I won't come back right now.
Why would I bet that?
Why the hell would I bet that?
You know I'm gonna get it. Aerial time.
I missed!
No, wrong way!
Nice. Nice, Target.
I'll be on a million next mirrors.
Bob you're a chug stop that that's actually
We find rocket leader Chudley come on
Carter just focus row focus you're not like you're right where you have to play smarter in rock leagues a IQ game veterans
It's all mechanics. Oh like these mechanics
Look at these mechanics
Like, are they fricking addicts?
All right.
Like, congrats.
You hit him.
You like, boosted him clear and hit him down.
You want to cookie?
Play it again.
Right, the guy just got a lock-back on his team.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, Genshi.
When I called you out to 1v1, I would have cooked you.
But like, you're actually better at the game.
Like, back in my way.
I appreciate that.
Like, you, like, you grinded it and you got better at the game.
Like, there's nothing I can say about respect.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, my boy.
I did score the opening goal, so that's kind of embarrassing.
Bro, would you rather score the opening goal or the game-winning goal, or the 9th goal, like right now?
GARTHER IT'S LIKE YOU'RE KIDDING A BRO!
Bro, you're getting destroyed, bro!
It's not even close!
6-7!
GARTHER, this is what happens when a diamond player plays a blast!
I'm not gonna 1v1 you in every game until you win bro. You lost both 1v1 bro. It's time to get back to you
You killed me in Siege. I killed you four times. Are you done?
It's 4 to 1. Play me a chess. Play me a chess. I dare you. I dare you
I'm getting that takes real intelligence
You don't want to do that though
No, I'm just locking in bro, locking in dude.
You're not locked, I'm dribbling around you.
Carter come on dude.
I'm such an ugly chud.
Carter just look at it, I'm so sick.
Look at how I'm doing it bro.
Look at how I'm playing.
In front of 40,000 people.
No.
You just have to play smart Carter, that's the thing.
You're not playing smart.
see bro I told you bro your goals were like cheesy you did a delayed kickoff
and then you did like some other cheese I didn't even try and do it well that's
how you score
can we not
I'm not hanging the boots up high-five screenshot this high-five screenshot this
no if corner ever talk shit again high-five screenshot this I've been wanting
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I've been wanting to do this for so long.
Oh my God.
Why haven't you?
Now you haven't.
Even back when you were scared.
Nothing.
What did you just like?
Yeah, not getting 13 though.
Oh, really?
Really?
I don't care.
Oh, good job.
Hold that.
Yo, hey, bro.
GGs, bro.
Hey, Carter, I'm gonna catch you, bro.
You know what I'm gonna say?
GGs.
Hey.
GGC in the chat, bro.
I'm gonna catch you, bro.
Hey, I'm gonna train.
I'm gonna train, bro.
I'm getting better than you.
What do you mean, bots pick on someone your own size?
Squirtle, what up, man?
Squirtle, you want somebody to just work, Squirtle?
Squirtle, you want somebody to just fucking work?
Squirtle, what up?
Wait, let me go tinkle, let me go tinkle, let me go tinkle, let me go tinkle.
Squirtle, you want somebody to just work, bro?
Okay, bro, yo, Squirtle, oh no, I don't plug Squirtle, yo, Squirtle, yo, Squirtle,
Squirtle, can you hear me?
Wait, what happened? Where did Squirtle go? Chat, what happened to Squirtle?
Play with Ron. What's Ron doing? Hey Squirtle, what's up? Yo Squirtle, I'm with FeeRae, bro.
I think I'm better than you at Siege and Rocket League right now and FIFA.
Okay, yeah, I've never played FIFA, bro.
Bro, it's not a gamer!
Bro, it's not a gamer!
Bro, it's not a gamer!
Bro, it's not a gamer!
Well, I would smoke you in Madden. I would smoke you in Madden though.
Dude, nobody plays Madden, bro. Who plays FIFA? Squirtle?
What are you talking about?
Hey, what about Fortnite? Would I beat you in that?
No, no. You have no chance.
There's literally no way to beat you.
Yeah, you remember me when I...
Chad, yes.
Squirtle is a little kid, bro.
He's a little Fortnite kid.
You can't beat me in Fortnite.
Okay, so what game?
Name games you're better than me at.
Name games. Name them.
Uh, Cod.
Wrong!
100-O-U and Cod.
Wrong! Wrong!
No, no, you don't want that either.
In Call of Duty Black Ops 2, I was a master's rank with like a 3KD.
I was one years old, Black Ops 2.
Boom! Doesn't matter, Rick!
Cod, you should have spawned in earlier.
We're talking you, Rick.
Should have spawned in earlier.
We're talking you, and Cod, I would have 100-O-U.
Hard 6, I beat you every single time.
Oh, for tonight, 100. Oh, yeah, 100. Oh, um, you realize, Squirtle, you have to play Zim in four days, bro. Are you going to win or lose, bro?
There's a lot riding on that. It's like a two-year legacy.
Oh, you want me in seed, bro? You'll find out.
Dude, Squirtle, I don't like 1v1ing you, bro. I just rage. I just rage. I just said no. Raging.
You're not a baby. You're like a psycho.
Bro, okay. Squirtle.
I'm not that good. I'm not that good.
Squirtle, I think I'm just gonna play ranked, bro.
Like, you're two?
Holy cornball!
Chats! Squirtle is...
Don't go against your word.
At the four streamers, you said you were gonna 1v1 you.
Chats, Squirtle is like...
Bro, I don't like playing him.
He's like a fucking psycho.
Okay. Chats, should I 1v1 Squirtle or solo Q Diamond 5?
What should I do?
So that means we're going to have a solo queue diamond 5. What should I do?
I haven't played you in like months, bro.
Yep, what happened last time? You got 7-1 on Nighthaven.
Wait, enable mouse and keyboard? Should I keep current options or what? What should I do?
Do keep current options.
Unless you want to play mouse and keyboard, like a loser.
Bro, they're saying to 1v1, bro.
I've realized bro like you start playing with Ron more so he can carry your streams cuz you're too lazy to carry your own I've realized what the hell bro like I've realized that you play with Ron cuz he's actually
Bro like you start playing with Ron more so we can carry your streams cuz you're too lazy to carry your own
I've realized what the hell bro like I've realized that you play with Ron because he's actually
So you can carry your stream bro. I play with Ron because Ron is funny, bro. Join join yeah
He so he can carry your streams. Squirtle. Are you ready to play?
Yes, bro. I just thought done eating chicks leg for your bed. Wait, Zim just text me Zim. Just text me. I
I
The last time I played you in FIFA it wasn't even you bro. It was like Zenty
He did mug you in FIFA I remember that was like five years ago. Yeah, I was three and a half
First off, you started playing when they changed the rank system, right?
It was actually really hard.
You were playing top camps.
They changed it because Andy was crying on Twitter.
First off, second off, I don't care about this account anymore because you play against
actual aimbotters on console every single game when you're in a five stack.
Every game in a five stack, you queue against actual aimbotters.
Squirtle, look bro, all I'm gonna say bro...
Actual aimbotters, they have triggerbot, they swing around a quarter, boom, you're dead.
You can't do it.
Squirtle, how bad is the aimbotting on console actually bro?
How bad bro?
When you're playing in a FISAC?
Almost every game.
Bro, but I solo queue and I don't have any problems, you gotta...
Yeah, because you're solo queued.
Bro, I just don't have any issues man.
Yeah, because you're solo queued, how many times do I have to say it?
Why does it matter if I- Yo, take it easy, man!
Squirtle, but here's the thing, bro. If I have-
If I- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Squirtle, hold up!
Squirtle, hold up, hold up, slow down.
Squirtle, are you better than Ron at Fortnite?
Oh, no, I didn't mean to do that.
Yes.
Wait, he's doing beat me get a hundred bucks.
If I got to in there, would you beat Ron?
Yeah, but I'd have to play on a Smurf account, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
No, I could do it.
I'm just saying bro, I've been playing siege bro. I might destroy you. That's all I'm gonna say. I've been playing siege
For me
I'm gonna ban
You like to play this against me. I'm gonna ban this actually I'm gonna ban this I don't care about lesion
I like to play muted ends to you. Oh, I should have played you on border. This is like one of your strong
No, no, it's not one of your strong suits, bro
No border
Well, I know you
But I bet you you're on
Warden shotgun right now
Nope lesion shotgun
Nope virtual
Nope of our I've been cooking up new straps for the Zim one V1 bro. That's what you gotta know
Yeah, bro, I'm kind of excited to watch that I haven't seen y'all playing like two years
I'm kind of excited to watch that.
Yo, I think he's going to be on PC though.
Is that on Mickey?
Nope.
I need to locate a bomb.
Come on, squirt.
10 seconds, Jinxer.
Jinxer, just letting you know you're
supposed to hold your eyebrows looking like quotation marks.
I already heard that from Boggles, bro.
You must locate and accuse a bomb.
a marley shot yeah cope it up cope it up cope it up squirtle see the thing is
you're good because you flip camps chat I guess squirtle I actually have to try
so hard nobody flips cams and one of the ones but squirtle that he's like a
I'm gonna try to destroy you mom so you know I'm gonna try
Bro I shot this it's actually like I don't have to warm up to play you
Shut up! Stop right now!
Let me speak! Let me speak! Please!
But we used to want to be one where you would go 6-6 every game, right?
Now it's not even close, like you just suck, like...
Bro, Squirtle, what, like yo bro, all I have to do against you is just extra focus and I'll be fine.
I just have to extra focus, because bro, you do try hard stuff.
Yeah, I can't go on the Rue against Squirtle because Squirtle flips cams. He's like a freaking sweat.
I'm a freaking sweat, yo.
So there's no element of surprise. I can't catch my guard if he flips cams.
Nicholas Douglas Stewart, bro.
DON'T SAY MY FULL NAME!
YOU ARE LIKE SHUT UP!
Like, Squirtle, shh!
Nicholas Douglas Stewart. Nicholas Douglas Stewart.
Bro, nobody calls me that, bro. No one calls me that.
secure the bomb you love being from Carson Springs but we know where you're
actually from
Squirtle I'm older than you how am I a little kid? You're a squeaker. You're a
squeaker. I'm older than you and my balls already dropped. What are you talking about?
You're a squeaker. You're a squeaker.
I don't like you're pushing big window you freak
Yeah
You're rushing site
Bro, how does that connect?
Yeah, you're gonna beat Xem, you play like a cringe lord, you're gonna beat Xem, bro.
Yo, he knows the whole map, he knows the whole map, he knows every inch of the map, what,
Like she knew I would be on that angle and then he knew to shock it boy. Like bro, do you realize how crazy that is?
He knew I would be on that angle like what?
I'm you're actually so predictable bro. It's actually back. Wait, what did you play last round Goyo or century century? Oh
My god, yo, you're gonna beat them if it's on organ you're gonna beat Zim bro. I didn't even play century. You're such a noob
I played Cabe
Oh chat I just I don't know I don't know he's like dude I don't know when it was
it was like a year ago or like two years ago you just got like your brain
got a little bit bigger and you started playing cringe and smart bro not gonna
lie dude like that's something I would do I won my first I won a Sunday too I
mean I'm the king of this game now bro but he can hold I low key like I'm not
gonna lie I'm actually gonna steal that bro I always I didn't know that's
exactly where that was like exactly where that was yep bro i think i i could beat you in um
see like the passion you've never like you would never have the passion to go in a like a
a t-hunt whatever it's called and just start learning every metal type of the floor bro you'll
never like that score did you yeah i was tired of losing one two one yeah i'll do whatever it takes
wait so you win 1v1s and learn the map what do you say you went in 1v1s and
learn the map I went into like a free hot and learned all the metal pipes and
all wall games like team up the strap I got some ideas for you I think I know how
to beat you I got some ideas that
So you're a you're definitely gonna be downstairs
Squirtle you're the type of guy to like run out or something right now
Yep, repell up good boy
You're not gonna be able to get that wall by the way just letting you know
bomb has been located
So like I'm in sight sort of
It's cool. I'm inside are you scared
brooooooooooooooo
get off the floor bro
I
Bomb down buddy
You're not even planning rough
Oh, you're so like smart.
I shot you but you're just like with full health.
Dude, I don't know what to do.
But you see how I like composed I play?
You'll never be like that.
Yo, it's Gordo. Every time you win, you like to make sure to kick me in the nuts nine times while you win, bro.
Like it's actually disgusting. Yeah, look at him. Look at him. Like he doesn't even deny it.
Let me get this cringy. I don't like you. Actually, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this.
He's like, text me the day and I try to have small talk with you and you leave me on the
lift for the hell. Like, can you purposely drink me? Yo, Squirtle. Every time, this is what happens,
bro. This is why I want to be friends with you. Muted because you're talking over me. Squirtle,
every time I post on my Snapchat story, you just respond, you're ugly or you're fat or we don't
care. Squirtle, because of these factors bro, I'm never gonna talk to you, bro. Why would I talk to you?
Did you unmute me? Did you unmute me? Yes, now you're unmuted. Did you unmute me? Okay, okay, okay.
Good stuff. If you check our messages, I actually like congratulated you when you made that story.
Second off, it's cough love. Third of- It's not cough love to call me fat and ugly!
You let- I love Zim have your number, but not me. I don't like you.
Squirtle, I met Zim, bro. I didn't meet you, bro.
Okay, and okay, you can meet him all you want, but how many you know how much stuff he has leaked
Every time I post on snapchat you harass me bro leave me alone
I didn't see that I didn't see it
You're just going they both shooting me through the floor, so I'm gonna go down
That's not cheating. That's always been allowed. Oh really three years ago when I started that you said I was cheating
Oh, yeah, you're a pioneer. Well, congratulations. It's not cheating anymore
So you're a pioneer hypocrite hypocrite. You're a pioneer, bro. It's a good thing
hypocrite
Why are you up here?
Bro are you on fucking Daibos again?
That's a one shot, that's a one pump, that's a one pump from that distance, that's a one
pump from that distance.
Hell yeah.
See those, you try to, you pick up, hey my message said, pick on someone your own size.
You pick on you pick on Carter and now you're picking on a real G
You're picking on a real play up and now this is what happens, bro
You pick up on a real play up you get destroyed because I'm a street
I'm a can not believe that that's a one-point like I honestly cannot believe that's a one-point. I'm actually blown away. I
Cannot believe that's a one-point for real. I can't believe that
Wow
I always have a one corny, corny.
Okay, I can come back, I guess. I just need to get lucky or something.
You can come back. Let's win.
I'm so good, bro. Nobody can tell me.
Bro, I'm excited to see you first-
Yeah, it's yeah, I'll totally beat them. Yeah, totally bro
You know why he didn't play out the IRL, bro?
Let me know why.
Look how he tries to ignore that and knows what I'm talking about.
He knows what I'm talking about.
You know why he didn't play out the 1v1 tournament IRL, bro?
He's trying to ignore it, bro.
where are you at bro like where are you at I know this reverse psychology game
Oh my god, just fucking, like...
I
Yo squirtle GG man 5-0, I don't know what to say. There's nobody you're already like why are you acting like this?
Oh, you never would give up bro. Oh, you wouldn't you want me to coach you like sometimes like like off-stream on
You want me to coach you? This is like outright distance. You look bro
I put you one HP like twice dude like and then you're like I put you one HP twice, bro
Like I'm actually gonna lose it man
All right, I'm gonna aim higher than the head you won't give me one shot. You killed me. Oh, yeah, no shit, bro
No fucking shit squirtle. No shit, bro
Really
I
Don't I actually don't know what to do. I'm just out of loss for words, bro
You know, let's just go just operate on my experiment bro
It's just like I don't I just can't play you on organ bro. You're just like really outstrap me on this map. I don't know I
Can't play you on it. I can't even like red ping this fucker to with doga me like I can't even read ping him
Are you kidding me? I
I can't read ping him. I should spoke my droid
Why did I read pick? Yeah, I like how I knew I got you like how I got your two drinks and then I hit in a corner
You like that?
Yeah, I you know what I'm just gonna I'm gonna lock him. I'm just gonna lock him
What is this kid a Houdini?
He's lit at the upside on repelling.
both of his drones.
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I just, I don't know.
Everything goes wrong against him!
Jesus!
I don't think I've ever been 7-0ed on Oregon.
Like, he's on glass.
I don't headshot him. I put him 1-HP three times.
Yeah, you just have to plot armor, man.
I really, I don't know what house to describe it.
You are literally unkillable when I play against you.
You just have to plot armor.
You just have to plot armor.
against you. You just have a lot of armor. Appreciate it. You got a cam right next to
me. I don't see you. Okay, you're like invisible. You have center of college. Shoot both your
cams. I shoot you in the fucking head with a nuts and D12. You don't die. I get warped
glitchy audio beats the hold on the breach and then you just walk in because you're a
dumbass and I don't expect you to fucking walk in. If I just walk at you, you're dead.
Like you have a sniper and you're walking in.
Can I explain?
I literally, okay, so I thought you were an addict.
I was just playing off sound.
Her to your left side, I quick peek it.
You weren't holding me.
So I knew I could just walk in
and I knew I already tagged you with my DMR.
That DMR does a lot of damage.
All I really need to do is hit one or two shots
and they're dead.
So I walk in at you and kill you.
Yeah, well played, bro.
And next time I play you,
I'm just gonna move from the start.
I can't like I cannot play you without meeting you. I can't physically can't do it
I cannot physically because you just get in my head and I can't focus on the game and then it's fucking
I love the only round I muted you and I should have killed you
But of course you don't die because you have fucking plot armor. You just don't fucking die. You do not die
Watch I'm gonna get like one tap now
Okay, okay.
Alright, rematch me, rematch me, rematch me!
You're not good!
Rematch me, I swear to god, rematch me!
Please fucking die!
I'm not straight, portal, eat the dope of me!
Rematch me.
Rematch me on board!
You're gonna call me again after all.
Rematch me on boarder and I'm muting Tom's entire game.
I'm not wanting anybody on boarder now.
Any map.
Take any map, map boarder.
Any map, map boarder.
Okay, rematch me on board.
Rematch me on Cloudhouse.
Okay, that reminds me rematch your clubhouse rematch some like us and I'm just gonna view and just I'm just gonna mute and if you beat me
You beat me. I'm not gonna play
Orgin where you just in my head the whole time shooting me through the fucking floor. I'm not doing that
I'm actually
Never playing you again on organ sort of got him that
You is there gonna be a beautiful I don't know I don't know I
Didn't want to think about anything right now other than beating you. That's all that's all I'm thinking about
All right, what about you, Carter? Yes, that's for you, Carter.
Pick on someone you're inside, bro.
That's what happens, though.
Like pick on someone you're inside.
I don't think I've ever been seven on Oregon in my life.
Never been seven before.
You've never been seven.
I've never been seven.
But I don't think I've been seven on Oregon.
No, you haven't. No, you haven't.
I think I've been seven on before.
No, he didn't. He's seven one before.
I mean, you're going to seven on me.
It's your one HP three times.
Like that's just God wants you to 7-0 at that point like oh my God
That bitch around really pissed me off
I'm just gonna mute. I'm just gonna mute and I made a better man win bro. I cannot play you in my ear
This is the last one one of you for like literally a year
Every time I want to be one you I'm just get put in a horrible fucking mood
You're trash, you're trash, you're ass, you're trash.
Like, I, no, this is the last time I'm playing you for a year.
Stop asking me what you want me to do.
I'm never playing you again after this, Quirtle.
I don't even need to mute you.
I just need to get the fuck off Oregon.
I just, I don't need to mute you.
I just need to not play on Oregon.
Yep, I can talk to you out of there.
I'm just never playing you on Oregon again.
Never again.
You know that, man.
I play the back of your hand, bro.
I don't play on Oregon as much as you.
That's what happened.
I started playing right.
I have a question. You know I almost have a node right here on this map, right?
Why would you like take me on this map?
Uh, because you banned the border? Like what do you mean? You banned the only other file on the right?
You take me on border? Like, hold on a second, I can't even ban! Because you don't stop talking!
I can't ban! Hold on! Let me ban real quick! Let me ban! I can't even fucking ban!
Hold up! What is he playing? It's just gonna be TCSC pixels. Sorry, let's ban Goyle.
Let's get all the TCSG's out of here.
Why would I show that my strategy when I'm playing Zim on Sunlight?
Everybody's strategy. Everybody's on the TCSG. I cannot use single-fire weapons.
Yeah, I could use it either, bro, but you know what I did?
Because I adapted to the meta. I switched my shooting button to RB, bro, thanks to Mingo.
It makes it way times faster.
Wait, wait. Mingo shoots with right bumper?
Yeah, I think it's with RB, too.
How long has he been doing that for Mingle's been shooting with right bump?
I really I really don't know I think he's done it like his whole career
But I switched like a couple months ago because of how like broken it is because my tradition you're sure to locate a bomb
All right already getting distracted hold up already getting distracted. Let me lock in there
I
If you get in my head, I'm gonna lose. Let me lock in I didn't care if I lose
I just want to put up a site and I need to do that to lock in
Probably gonna go CC
Mingo sucks. He's like one of the best players ever.
Mingo's not even that good. Mingo's not even that good.
So Mingo's not even that good, but you copied how he shoots his gun.
Yeah, because he's only good at shooting the one.
Come on, give my gun a swivel.
So Mingo's not even good, but you're copying his mechanics. That doesn't even make sense.
Yeah, because my GMR sucks his GMRs good.
How is Mingo not good? He won T2.
Like, what are you even talking about sometimes, bro?
He was the highest performing player on his team, statistically. He carried them.
You can't hit that wall, bro. Just give it up.
That's fine. Kay's getting banned next, buddy. Don't you worry.
All those PCSs are gonna be gone. We're going Kay then, century.
Enjoy this one round of cake.
I'm going to destroy you, Squirtle.
I'm going to destroy you, I promise.
You're going to sit on the pixel because I know you like the back of my hand.
Oh, you ate it.
You ate it?
C4 Squirtle
Like you don't die
Blood pops out no head shot heard you go to the wall too. I don't know why I didn't react faster
Just I don't know this kid. I swear to God this kid just has blood armor
I'm not even kidding. You make a head all blood pops out of your head. You don't buy I guess it's a shoulder shot
Wait, it's a no right now
Yeah, sure, I don't know that whatever I'm not playing no organ. I play you on every map in the siege besides organ
Why because I just get shot through the floor and then that tells me
to the floor you literally did shoot me to the floor see like you're in my head
again just shut up shut up let me lock you in please god let me lock in
love that one
let me lock in man yeah doesn't that I don't think locking into safety I'm not
That eats a dog would be called eats a headshot counts as a shoulder shot bet
That's first round I heard him rotating to that wall and I knew he was gonna do that
But I just didn't react fast enough because I'm not dialed I really heard him stop into the wall
Oh my god, why do I play you man?
Yep, shoot through the floor bro.
It's all you fucking now.
I'm not doing this get me out of here yo Zen good luck bro refund predictions
I'm not playing Squirtle. It is cringe. It's disgusting. I'm not doing this. I don't care. I'm not doing it
It's cringe boring and disgusting. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I don't I really don't care
I don't care. I don't have fun playing him. It's not enjoyable. It's not why I like Siege
I like 5v5 rainbow six Siege and proper. I'm not gonna get shotgun through the floor by by a psychopath. I'm good
Oh my god.
Yeah, it just like ruins my mood every time.
actually impressive. Never again. It doesn't showcase skill. None of this transfers to 5v5.
He's just shooting me through the floor. I'm good. This kid's squirtle sits off-stream and
memorizes 1v1 maps and knows exactly where to shotgun through the floor. None of this transfers
to any of the actual game, he's just a 1v1 Psychopath! I'm good, man. I'm not coping.
He literally admitted to doing that five minutes ago. He goes into all the maps in
T-Hunts and practices where to shotgun through the floor. I'm not playing him. I'm not God.
I'm not like, I'm not that good at the game where I can beat somebody who literally studies
1v1s 20 hours a day. Squirrel literally be stomping in a 1v1. You know what it's not disgusting that is?
I'm not gonna play this guy. It's not fun. I don't care. I'm not getting better at the game
He's not getting better at the game. We're just sitting there, and I'm trying to avoid shotguns through the floor
I don't want to play that. I'm good. He literally studies shotgun spots on 1v1 maps
And then the one map I beat him on he banned. I'm good. I promise you I'm good
I'm good, bro. I promise I would rather dive into a truck than play him in Siege ever again
Every time I play Squirtle, this started about two years ago. We started memorizing maps
Every time I play Squirtle, I literally do Squirtle literally studies what I do in 1v1
Literally studies what I do just get good. That's the thing. You don't understand. I am good
What Squirtle's doing only matters in 1v1
That's what you're not understanding.
He goes into terrorist hunt and memorizes corners of the map where people sit in 1v1s
and shotguns them.
That is not going to apply to 5v5 siege whatsoever.
Why is there going to be a fucking roamer downstairs?
I'm never playing him again.
Good luck, Pazan.
It's not about getting good. I don't care about much. I care about rent.
Like, I'm not gonna, like, I'm not gonna explain this. He's just doing 1v1 strats. None of this works in rent. None of this matters.
He's just shot gunning me through the floor, because he memorizes the lineups, like I'm
not playing him.
That kid cares more about 1v1s than any human to grace the plan.
I like seeds, not whatever that bullshit is.
like why why does no one die just one HP yep you guys do a good one oh my god it's
today national one HP day what is this inside the resin resin on the stairs resin
on the stairs on the stairs noops 20 HP because I'm Nicholas Stewart she's one
HP and then eats a new mind and then dies
That's good position close right that's good position. We've got really good. That's really good. That's really good
Yeah, I don't know why I play that kid. I'm really just ruins my day every time
Okay, okay, I mean once they got off the drone you should have just slightly pre-fired probably
I just put Nook to 1HP. Oh man, oh man, it's gonna be a rough one. I get like random drone,
he's like hawking downstairs. I put him on 1HP. It was a 1v1 by the way. What are you
talking about? What do you mean it was a 1v1? What are you typing? What do you mean what
What was the 1v1 with nook?
Yeah, it was a what do you what are you saying? What do you mean it's a 1v1?
What are you talking about? What? What? What did you just say?
Stop using mazzi you're not ranking up. I have a 70% win percentage.
I'm literally like I literally like flying through the ranks.
I solo queue and win seven out of every ten games I play. What are you talking about?
What do you say I'm like gliding through the ranks bro, what do you mean I'm not ranking up
Gotta try
Alright, well that's three drones.
Oh my, I swear to God, if I would have fucking died to that.
Alright man, let me lock in here, let's play Siege.
off-board is located apart
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Oh man, thank god bro.
That was a fucking dude.
That guy, that got killed second, he got fried.
That guy was like in spawn.
Why is bro's tongue always out?
Whenever I'm locked in, I put my tongue out.
That's how you know I'm actually locked.
Jinxie, I'm 14 and it's my birthday today.
Happy birthday, William.
Your hairline makes my eyes burn.
How does that even make sense?
How would my hairline affect your eyes?
Your chat, when does FIFA 27 come out one month?
Primus team of the year every time when FIFA comes out.
Bro, when I put my tongue out, it means I'm actually locked in.
like when my tongue's out that's how you know I'm actually fucking dialed so I
know I'm actually down
I
Am a radioactivity
Five seconds to insertion
Check watch this watch this
and
Patience is key.
Never mind.
Patience is key.
I'm the fucking best.
I mean, I should probably head back.
Oh no, don't die!
42.
WHAAAAT?
ARE YOU?
Oh my god, I'm not lucky assuming to play a video game ever.
I triple shotgun, knock, knock, and then of course, her only teammate that's alive is
the only operator out of the 140 that can heal her in that scenario.
And then she knows how to beat through a metal bar.
You are so blessed.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
One on four, baby.
You heard him. What are you looking at?
You heard him. You heard him. You had it right the first time.
What are you doing? Legitimately? What the fuck are you?
Oh my god.
Is it a knife?
What are you looking at?
You're so loud!
Oh my god!
So, let's explain, 2v2 scenario, I hear Nook, I shotgun Nook, she doesn't die, I shotgun
her through the floor again, she doesn't die, I shotgun her through the floor again, she
gets knocked.
All good 2v2 scenario, should be a 2v1.
Her only teammate that's alive is Finca, which is the only attacker in the entire game that
I can instantly heal her, so Finca instantly heals her.
Then I'm reloading because Mazel Super Shotty
has three shots.
So I'm in the middle of a reload animation.
She then gets rezbed by Finca,
immediately looks up and starts noscoping,
and somehow through all of the metal bars,
immediately headshots me.
I am the unluckiest siege player of all time.
Bro whiffs three shotgun shots.
Platypus 177.
I shot them through a wooden floor, blood came out.
I shot under again, blood came out, I shot under again,
she got knocked.
I actually hit every shot.
No, but like no one gets it.
Do you even realize how lucky that is that Nook lived?
It's so lucky that she lives, and then no scope to me.
Like, do you even understand?
And the fact that she survives that is literally just because Finko was her teammate and then
on top of that she no-scopes me.
Ah, whatever, whatever, I don't even, that's the unluckiest, that is the unluckiest, that
is the unluckiest fucking death that's ever happened in my 10 years playing the game
and no one gets it.
That is so unlucky, it's insane.
My hearing is so good, I shock under through a wooden floor three times, she gets knocked
instant rats by Finca, of course, and then no scopes me.
No one gets it, no one understands how unlucky that is.
Fuck this game. Fuck this fucking game. Fuck this fucking game. It's just one time I talk.
So it's like so easy to rage. I cannot believe my last two deaths. I'm still 4-3 somehow.
I don't even understand how I have a positive KD.
I'm literally dying to the most demonic shit ever.
Here are my three deaths.
One HP Nook, Nock's Nook gets rest by thinka magically.
No scope student metal bars kills me.
Next round, one tapped by smoke.
This might be, I'm not even kidding.
No one's ever gonna do this, cause no one gets it.
If someone were to study the odds of being four and three
right now at Harvard University, it'd be one in six trillion.
I don't know. Like, with how unlucky this game is, I should literally be 0-4 right now.
But I'm not.
This is the unluckiest game I've seen ever play in my life.
Unluckiest game I've seen ever play in my life.
Unluckiest game I've seen ever play in my life.
I'm actually blown away.
On my kill cam, I didn't even see him.
I didn't even see myself on my kill cam.
Setting up a sequential breach.
I don't, I don't even care.
This is the unluckiest game of siege I've ever played in my entire fucking life.
I don't even care.
I honestly don't give a fuck.
This is the unluckiest game of siege I've ever played in my life, and somehow I'm doing the best on my team.
First death, Nook's 1 HP. No big deal. Second death, Shotgun Nook through a wooden floor
of three times. She gets knocked, her teammate that's alive happens to be Finca, of course,
and she happens to have a fake in her hand, of course.
Instantly gets healed.
Instantly after getting healed to 20 HP,
Nook looks up and starts randomly nose-coping,
hits me through a metal bar while nose-coping.
First blow to headshot.
Third death, I get literally one tap by me.
We heard you shut up, yeah, but no one gets it.
Like guys, this is literally,
with this amount of unluckiness in a game of siege,
I could win the lottery.
I'm not even kidding.
This is actually like the odds of winning the lottery
are the odds of having these three deaths
stringed along in three rounds.
Literally.
No one gets it.
No one understands what I just said here.
No one gets it.
Like actually no one gets it.
No one will ever get it.
This is evil siege man.
Right now I believe they gave Flores, Yings, LMG.
That's actually insane.
I can't believe that.
All right, whatever, let's see what bullshit
I got to do this round.
10 seconds.
Five seconds before insertion.
The mission is to locate and diffuse the bomb.
This feels so weird to see Flores with Ying's LMG.
Yeah, just because I won V1's portal. Remind me to never won V1 him again.
Every time I play that kid, it just ruins my entire day.
So now I'm going to be in evil siege lobbies for the next 10 hours.
Oh my god, that was yanked.
Oh, double swan.
Yeah!
Roll with the CCSG. Don't shit, don't shit, don't shit!
Whatever, dude.
Demonic ass game of ranked, man. Demonic fucking game of ranked. Demonic fucking game of ranked. God!
One HP Nook. Yo Nook was... I swear to God, I think Nook was hacking. She would not die, no matter what I did to her.
What is that guy doing like legitimately? What is that guy doing? It's winnable. See
because it's Evil Siege they're gonna lose the 2v2. Like I know this game like the back
of my hand. Because it's Evil Siege they're gonna lose the 2v2. I know this game is so
vows. Don't worry, don't worry, they're losing. Close that, close that. Everybody, they're
the best. Apex Legends to calm down, question mark. Permanently banned Jaquez, Huncho. Now!
I thought you were the truth, JXC.
You know, man, I mean, I'm like allowed to go four and four.
I don't have to be 19 and 0 every game I play.
I'm allowed to go four and four.
XC leads the one.
Like I'm playing good players.
Like, yeah, it's this lobby right here.
I've showed you guys this literally 500 times.
This lobby, High Emerald, is the top 1% of console right now.
This is the top 1% of the console right now.
This lobby right here.
Like if you go to R6 Tracker, Diamond 5 is top 0.8%.
Like these guys are not bad.
I'm allowed to go 4 and 4.
Yeah, right now, I'm Diamond 5 right now.
Right now, I'm Diamond 5, 4,000 RP.
I'm top 0.9% of the player base.
Like this is, I'm not playing easy people.
Somebody said, nope.
All right, I'm gonna ban you for...
Nope, nope, nope, loser, loser, loser.
Yeah, just honestly bro, I'll see you in 14 days.
You're not, okay.
I guess we're gonna disagree with math?
All right.
Yeah, no, so this is the top 0.9% of Blair base.
So if it's Emerald 2+, right?
This lobby is Emerald 2+, we can safely say
this is like the top 1.5% of siege.
It's not right here.
I'm allowed to go 4 and 4.
I'm allowed to do that.
Like I said, Emerald and 3.0 is not Emerald and 2.0.
I've also explained that a thousand times.
Right 3.0 is just flat out a harder system, period.
must locate and defuse the bomb as long as you don't throw it down.
I have feeling I'm just gonna get like ran out on.
I don't know.
You're lucky to be back.
Enemy position to take!
I'll have to get out of here.
Shot down gun.
I'm trying to see for Ash and then see for us me oh oh my god oh my god oh my god
You must recover the diffuser
Wow
I shouldn't have just ran in I don't know why I didn't just run in
I mean if I would have ran I would have just died but yeah I'm in my head
head. See, because here's what happens. In Siege, I can explain this game perfectly.
I'll get on lucky for like three rounds and then I'll get in my head and
overthink everything and then I'll just actually play bad.
Nice reaction time. Um, nice reaction time, grandpa. I literally reacted at the
speed of light. I was just too close to the door. And now I lose diamond. I mean,
I mean, if that's what needs to happen for me to lose diamond, then I guess that's what
needs to happen for me to lose diamond.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
That was the unluckiest game of siege I've ever played in my life.
Undeniably, like when I die, like when I'm in a cemetery and I'm in a tomb, I want to
put on my grave.
August 5th, 2026 was the unluckiest game of siege I've ever played in my entire life.
August 5th, 2026, canal.
Yay, and now I'm out of emerald.
Yay, or now I'm out of diamond.
Yay, yay, yeah.
Yes, bro, yes.
Yes, now I'm out of diamond.
Yeah, yay.
Play league to reset your mind.
Top 1% quotations, laughing emoji.
Top 1% quotations laughing emoji, 2 year subscriber.
Top 1% quotations laughing emoji.
Yep, top 1%.
Has the whole world gone crazy?
Like yo bro, yes, top 1%.
Yes, that is the, yes, yes, yes, correct.
That is the top 1% of console, yes.
All right, it just reminds me to never play Squirtle again, please, please God stop telling
me to play him, please.
Mind the give-all.
He literally, off-stream, goes into Teahunt and memorizes 1v1 maps and then shotguns me
through the floor for 20 minutes.
You are not Diamond though, so not top 1%?
Uh, nope, still top 1% man.
That's not how math works.
So I lost my diamond, right?
Now I'm Emerald 1, 39, what does that say?
Bro, just R6 tracker, R6 tracker.
Like, do I have to like explain everything?
Go to R6 tracker and click it.
Yes, still top 1%, yep, yep, still top 1%, yes.
Yes, yes, still top 1%.
Go to R6 tracker.
I'm just tired of being right all the time.
Just go and use your fucking brain!
Use your brain!
Before you type, use your brain.
You have a brain. Use it.
Use your brain.
God, use your brain!
Why are you mad? Because everything everybody types is incorrect. It's not even close to
correct. It's just like everything I'm reading is wrong. And it's like I have to keep correcting
it and then no one listens to what I'm saying. So I'm like a crazy person talking to myself.
Because everything everybody says is wrong. All because I won't be won in Squirtle. It
It happens every time, it happens every time.
I won't be on Squirtle, he just shotguns me through the floor
cause he memorizes the maps and then I get this.
Never again, never again.
You got it Squirtle, you got it bro, you got it.
Good job man, you win or whatever.
I
Now time to lock in
and
don't walk in front of me you're so fucking annoying
Right here by
Yo, let me be clear when I say this
I'm gonna be like very clear and I'm gonna explain this one time. I'm not gonna explain this five times
If I'm holding an angle and I get two kills and you decide to walk over to my staircase and then
Stand directly in front of me and hold the exact angle. I'm holding someone should punch you square in the fucking jaw
Someone just punch you square in the jaw
Someone should actually punch you square in the fucking face
LTK
I'm not trying to team kill him. He he proned in front of me. I'm trying to prefire the remind and then I couldn't see
Why because he probably front of me?
Yo, if I'm holding an angle and you walk
Right to where I am and then hold the exact same angle directly in front of me someone should punch you in the face
Legitimately like it's just like have a little fucking etiquette, please
Take five kid. What is taking five gonna do? I have to get my ego back. Taking five's not gonna do anything. I have to get my diamond back.
I need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
What is taking five gonna do?
Largest thing to do about a gift is I'm gonna get a water, I need to get a water, I need to decompress, I'm gonna lose my mind in a minute here.
10 seconds.
5 seconds to insertion.
A bomb must be located and defused.
A bomb must be located and diffused.
All I need is a team kill.
All I need is a team kill and I get the full siege experience.
of
the
You can plant because I have a window.
I have the windows you can plant.
I have the windows you can plant.
Plant, plant, plant, plant.
I have the windows you can plant.
I have the windows you can plant.
I have the windows you can plant.
Oh, it's the guy that...
It's the snake from last round.
I have the windows you can plant.
I have the windows you can plant.
I have the windows you can plant.
I have the windows you can plant.
Okay.
He went to the wrong way.
Okay, he went to the wrong side. This guy's actually a Elo terrorist.
I don't even know what to say, other than this guy's literally a Elo terrorist.
Talking game chat, yeah, I don't want to talk in game chat though.
It's just like we're at the top 1% of console.
You should know that in the 3v2 with side control if I'm sitting on the window to plant.
If you don't know that, you're ass.
KP, think it about it.
I shouldn't have to like hold his hand to plant the diffuser.
What?
Carded to get a plant.
I'm going off this game.
We're going to get our diving back.
All good.
All good in the hood.
Probably boosted or something.
It's not even that he's like boosted.
I just think like as the years of siege have went on, people are just like, they play less
for the objective and they play more for kills and like every year, not pro league, not pro
league.
I think like people are just devolving as players.
Like they're just absolutely devolving.
You're no longer top 1%.
No, Emerald 1 in rank 3.0 is top 1% right now.
I just showed you that on our subtractor on console.
As the years go on,
People are just getting stupider in seed.
Not PC, like not pro league.
Pro league's advancing.
Rank players are getting dumber and dumber
as the years go on.
10 seconds to go.
Five seconds for four insertions.
Deprived, your drone is located upon.
Mike Evans got traded, bro, that was like a month ago.
I'm excited for NFL, dude. I'm really excited.
Looting you, Mac!
Starting south drone.
Activate!
Reloading! Cover me!
shoot the moosey bruh please
I
Time to show last operator chaining
10 seconds left
Five seconds left
My timing is so ass
Nathan I think of the prime
Yeah, I don't know what happened that round. I had malusia pinched. I guess this or roaming like killed everybody
I don't know
Like bro, I know like it seems like I'm bathing Chad, but like I literally got the first pick
I'm holding I'm literally holding site and I'm holding the rotation back to side
I just need the twitch to collapse on the Lucy
When it's quarter verse him I'll get some nights
Maybe just don't look away. Yeah, but think about it Mika like I can't look at malusi and I
I can't I'm looking at Lucy. I can't like look at a blank wall and just assume
Vigil's gonna break the wall with three seconds left with an impact like I have
to hold Lucy because the most he swings the kills my teammate that's my fault
bro is drinking sky vodka I'm drinking water bro we saw three minutes of you
baiting in front of two windows if I was baiting I wouldn't get a first pick
I'm just holding choke points. I'm gonna just holding choke points
Yeah, bro, baiting and holding choke points are two totally different things
If I was baiting I wouldn't be seven and one
How do you like the new memento I like it it looks good
Jinx is okay, we know you can't survive in Diamond. It's not that I can't survive in Diamond, I'm saying
I'm saying this guy's saying that I'm baiting this guy's saying that I'm baiting when I'm holding a choke point and he doesn't understand
He doesn't understand siege. That's the problem
The problem is he doesn't understand the fucking game, bro. That's the issue. He doesn't understand the game
Come on bro, call somebody else!
I see you.
Oh my god, they killed Zofia, good shot.
I think somebody's in a Frostman!
I think somebody's in a Frostman!
Reloading!
out for remaining
You know what honestly that's what you get that's the second time you've done that that's what you get bro go fuck yourself honestly
I don't even care
That's the- y'know, small pancake, that's the second time you've done that.
You are literally the most annoying kid I've ever played with.
I'm holding a pixel peak, pre-firing, and you walk in front of it.
Honestly, that's what you get.
You're the most annoying kid I've ever met.
I haven't even heard your voice.
How are you so, like, how are you so stupid that you walk in front of my pixel twice?
You haven't even, like, pistol twice.
Second time he's done that.
Second time he's done that.
Second time.
Second time he's done that.
Cause then it's like, they expect you to stop shooting.
It's like, no, I'm not going to stop shooting.
I'm on a pixel, I'm pre-firing.
Get out of my way.
He was swinging it first.
Yeah, I know.
But once he stopped swinging it
and then runs to a corner and reloads,
then I can take the angle.
because I'm not walking in front of him.
And then I see him getting close
and I start shooting to symbolize,
hey, I'm shooting.
And then he walks in front of me anyways because he's 12.
It's not even an ego, I'm just, I'm bagging him.
Like I'm dolo carrying him to a win right now.
Stop walking in front of my gun, please.
Stop, stop.
I'm shooting, stop walking in front of it.
Again, we are devolving as a gaming community.
Again.
Are you by the bottom of the...
Chad, it's not an ego.
Let me explain this.
If I'm holding an angle and I'm doing this,
I might teammate watch in front of me and hold the same angle.
He's a piece of shit.
He's done it twice now.
If I don't speak on shit like this, people don't learn.
Should have ever been holding an angle and then somebody
walks in front of you.
It's annoying.
Like, that's not siege.
Like, that's not how you're supposed to play the game.
Now, maybe after this game when he's been a team killed twice, accidentally both fires.
Maybe he'll learn to stop doing it.
Maybe, but probably not, because he's probably just 12.
How was he supposed to know?
Because I was shooting.
What are you saying?
same he was supposed to know because I was shooting
yeah I mean I'm aggressive because my whole team's dead I'm gonna go
I'll be back.
Secure the bombs.
Alright, it's time to shit on.
Shit on some idiots.
Yeah, I was vaping!
I was vaping up a-
I was vaping up a storm.
Aggression equals nicotine withdrawals?
Not even aggression, bro.
This all stemmed from me 1v1ing, ah, squirmers.
Never again.
Oh, and then having the unluckiest game of rank, tabber right after.
I've hacked four cans.
All right, let's go, let's win this shit, come on.
You're trapped.
That guy just repelled him to canine.
Hold up, I can kill that guy.
Hold on chat, lemme cook.
Save my life, ye bro.
Nice!
Yo, how did I get wallbanged?
Bro chat, I've never seen a team attack snowmobile like that.
They like send two guys came in
It's so weird
Damn, I can't believe I got wallbangs. That's unlucky. Whatever
Come on two mates you got this you got this bait
4v or 3v4 well if they win this I'm diamond again, bro. Oh
God small pancakes alive
Nice nice
Something's inside.
Nice!
Okay, that's Diamond again, boys.
How bad Junker didn't know where the second was.
Are you a good man?
I didn't know there was going to be two people came down here, that was kind of like psychotic
of them.
wall banged no don't sell 3d1 everybody peeks inside waiting for the plant oh man it's like
a horror movie that never ends he's sticking it he's sticking it oh my god you actually
lift outside nice but usually we're in a 3v1 actually I've been explaining this
for 20 years I give up good job I'm not I'm not gonna explain this anymore I'm
done I completely give up Scali thinking the bed good job good job guys 3v1 30
seconds on the clock everyone peaks instead of just waiting for the plant and then begin.
I'm like honestly bro if I keep explaining this I'm gonna end up having like gray hair
just well done I guess.
Explain, ump? No I'm gonna like dude honestly I can't even back to 1.4 I can't explain this anymore
I give up. Just good job. I'm like a broken record at this point.
I mean, I guess I could explain it one more time. And then we could make the command called
exclamation mark discipline. Yeah, let's do that. So if we're in a 3D1 scenario,
and there's 30 seconds on the clock, and we're defending, and there's a thermite,
and he has to plant. What what outcome sounds better? Peaking him one at a time and giving him
three individual 50-50 gunfights that he could actually win or waiting for him to plant where
he has to do this for seven seconds and then swinging him at the same time. Which one sounds
better? Probably the other one. The problem is nobody ever actually does the second option. They
all just peek it. So just make that a command called exclamation mark discipline. I'm never
we're going to explain that again. Like don't give me a role. There's a time and a place
for aggression in Siege. That's not it. That's not it. That is not the time and the place.
Because like look at it like this right? We have two options.
We have two options. Thermites. I can actually explain this so well for the people that actually
like care about improving in the game. Thermite's in a 1v3 scenario, he has 30 seconds on the clock,
he's literally shitting brick. Like Thermite's praying that everybody peeks him on the breach,
because Thermite knows his only other option is he has to walk in site and do this for seven seconds,
and then he gets shit on. So performative.
to peek or not to peek that's the question see but the the other thing is in the other option
that you don't get to swing for a kill so like the siege community is never gonna like do it but
that's what I mean bro like anyone can be good at this game like you just have to have like
discipline put the hours in get map knowledge but bro if you have discipline and siege like you
can actually get so fucking good you can get so good like it's just these
little-ass kids that just are like I want to kill like it's like bro third night
cannot win this unless you beat that's the only way he can run what about Ron
What do you mean, Ron?
Be advised your drone is located a bomb.
Oh, Ron's stream is in my-watching me.
Alright, we have a 1.4 KT and we're diamond 5. Not fucking bad, kid.
I need to get more water, bro.
Okay. They're downstairs. I'm gonna do that pro league strat. I'm gonna do that pro league
strap.
I'm gonna do that protein strap and I doubt it works.
Okay, so I think it's supposed to do it like that.
We didn't black you to get nerfed.
Why are we peeing in the center of sight? No one's there. Stop peeing at least.
MY GOD!
It's so winnable. It's so fucking winnable.
They all pee because they're all toddlers.
Yeah, I knocked a zombie and then put mandon on half health
Bruce I'm pretty sure on pro league. I don't know how it works, but I'm pretty sure like on pro league if I do that it
Like they don't see my shield. They don't see my shield. I don't think
Jinksy, what's the biggest hotdog you've ever eaten?
What do you mean tight to
I'm hungry, bro, like I'm actually hungry am I a piece of shit like I'm hungry your mic is on
Now I left I left you see Andre they're gonna find baby. Love you boy
Cheddy, I think I can get it in Located Bomb.
Don't think I can get to Champ Chat?
What do you guys think?
Honestly, do you guys think I can get to Champ?
Jinxie, I'm your tightest fan.
Man, that guy.
Kade's BAM, so I guess I'll go ash.
Should I go IQ for the hatch or for the Valkyrie cans?
Oh my god, I just heard him do that.
I just heard him do that.
I saw his feet.
You guys see that?
You guys see that?
got IQ G&A1 suppressor sounds like literally sounds like sex
alright that's one vow camp
oh wait I think I broke my drone actually
oh no I didn't
I didn't know there was a-
I'll have to just be 24-7 locked to play this fucking game.
I have to be 24-7 locked.
I didn't know there was a hole. I didn't know there was a hole, man.
I didn't know there was a fucking hole!
Come on, I just got my diamond, I'm not losing it again.
I got to enter flow state right now.
Blue-Jan.
Asami Blue-Jan, you're talking about a kitchen hatch.
On this thing.
Yo yo, flank, flank, flank!
Witches don't flank!
Chucky, I'm secret.
Vigil's last team secret.
Yep, right there, Twitch.
Vigil's left, yeah.
Yo, hold on, he's stuck!
He can't run the site.
That Vigil's stuck.
Because Twitch is holding him.
He's stuck! He can't run to sight. That vigil is stuck.
Because Twitch is holding him.
He's barbed, barbed. Vigil going barbed. Vigil going barbed.
How about a barbed barbed? How about a go?
He's gonna come back. Vigil was last seen barbed.
He's probably gonna come down the main stairs. He's already inside.
Already inside. That Havana just fucking launched!
He's in sight. He's very low. Very low.
Nice!
Up for neutralize.
Successful.
Wait, okay. Let me explain this.
Twitch has secret.
Vigil cannot come down secret.
He can only come down bar to main stairs.
Habana's sitting outside looking at a wall.
Habana, run through the door.
You will get a free kill.
I can't hear to the setting of us how about now how about now
the other guys like it's backseat gaming if it's a free kill like it's a free kill he
He just needs to walk.
It's a free kill.
All right, they're probably gonna be up top.
I don't need to go Blackbeard because it's on these bands.
Give it a second.
Hi, guys, they're not talking right now.
I want a PubSub, God.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
A PubSub sounds good as fuck.
Let's have babies, Jinxie.
Yeah, it's not even back seating that like that's just caught like that's calling out yo
Let me explain this when I'm dead I can see what everyone's doing
I can see all the cams. I can see what my teammates are holding and what my teammates are not
Oh, I should use my mic and lead them to kill
That's just calling out. That's what like every pro does
What should I do mute while vigil's gonna walk in front of a bonus scope? No
a bomb.
Alright, let's get this room.
Downstairs with a mute and a castle.
Me and the castle. We got this fade.
I think that was Alvay and Bar of Mute.
I think it was Mute Bar of Mute Bar of Mute Bar.
I'm running out of lungs.
Mew's bar, Mew's bar.
This kid is so fucking stupid.
Vigil dad, Mew was last seen bar by the way.
Don't act the lady.
Don't ever beat me!
I'm joining bar now.
Mutes not bar that I can see but have a feeling he's roaming
It's not pool table. Maybe he's stripped up. Yeah. Yeah, it's just I know it's it's out
It's door to door door and thorn strip. She's stuck. She's stuck. She's stuck thorn stop. So if you stay there, I'm like
I'm gonna kill thorn one sec
Thorn is literally stop
Thorna's stuck, she has not came back yet.
How about you know the bathroom? I'm gonna walk at the pool table.
How about hold that, hold that, hold that, hold that.
Okay, Thorna back. Now let's start working, Bert.
I need the last three on site.
Let me see if we can get dirt open.
Ooh, dirt could be a gap.
Yo, Chio, I'm not even in a position to help right now.
Yo, Bona, I'm going to prep a breach charge and I'm just going to drop off the noise.
off the noise. Shoot your gun. Wait up on it. Go dirt, go dirt. I'm going to breach and
we're just going to run inside. I have no drones. Alright, three, two, one, now. That
that camera is gonna be a problem
yeah I can't get that camera
nice try to play try to play try to play it
stick it stick it no matter what stick it no matter what
He's running at you running at you running at you
Come on fuck off me won't let get off me. Let's go come on. I can't hear you
Wait what?
I'm talking it's it's it's going when I'm talking
Why'd you look away? I thought I went to the I thought I went through the blue roti. I thought I went through the blue roti
I thought I thought it's a herb
How am I not?
Yo, can you hear me?
After you aiming with your feet this guy's one in three
It might be my mic, but I don't know I just can't hear you.
Step on his end because every time I'm talking it comes up.
Let's go, bro.
Like let's actually fucking go.
Jinx, you switched to Franklin?
What you talking about, Willis?
Hey, Jinx, eat your pig treats and relax.
I don't have pig treats, bro.
That was a good odds round.
That was a nice 3k.
It's a new glitch with cross black.
Got it.
Look, Roddy, I'm gonna be on my
peak MMR right now, chat.
Dead ass.
Yo, Jitty, movie recommendations?
Best movie I've ever watched in my life
is Goodwill Hunting and Pursuit of Happiness.
Oh, I thought that was easy. Those are the two best movies I've ever watched in my life.
Rock Him with a GTA 6 chat. Oh my god, I can't wait.
But when interstellar is another coded movie, but I'm sure you've seen that.
Yeah, I'll take redemption to him.
Bomb location secure.
I feel like there's gonna be a drone on me.
Why are you not training?
You're holding me?
Hello?
Is this our camp?
Oh no, he's just the most aware player ever.
You held me.
I guess I made too much noise and overheated.
Yeah, I killed Snake and said it, it's far back to site.
Bro, but why is he holding me?
Get clapping to bottom.
I should have walked on a mouse to him.
Damn it.
Damn it, I didn't mean to go Frost, I thought we were going CC Pro.
I thought we voted CC Man.
I didn't mean to go Frost, what if it was like Mazik, what if we were going down?
He just broke his cave, but it was Loki worth it because he got a kill.
He did get a kill, so it was Loki worth it.
Bro, if he killed Havana, that's like game.
Nice work man. Alright, 4v3, that's good, that's good.
Hit 11 milk, good job man, thank you bro. Yeah, we hit 11 milk today.
What can that mean?
Bro, they're gonna be out of peak MMR this season, we win this.
Off for it, located a bomb. You know what to do.
Jingxi vs. 100 dudes win. Alright!
that'd be the worst most psychotic idea of all time I'm gonna read thing cuz
they should miss a default game they should do this I need my team to know
that there's two of these fuckers that might be it right for that one my has
C4s check out a table my nice bro I forgot my C4s bro ones on this thing
here on this yellow thing, dropped, dropped right down here, dropped the
output, dropped the output. Climbing the ladder, but these guys don't shoot defaults.
I was a little bit of an overpeak, but I don't mind it.
They have like no time.
Just chill, chill, chill, chill, right there, right there, don't look away.
Right there, yup, right there, right there.
another one another one nice good shit chat it's looking like we're gonna hold
on to our diamonds and we're gonna peak our rank peak rank junko
doing anything but muting I think they can't hear me I don't think they can
hear me I don't think they can hear me but also yeah like if I have cams I'm
not gonna mute my mic that'd be like that's like what a silver would do
Juju, they're going to gift it.
Like, if I have cams, bro,
I'm going to call out until I have no cams and then I'm going to go like.
But I don't even think they can hear me.
Just on the off chance that they can.
How do I time my gadgets?
What do you mean by time your gadgets?
What do you mean? What does that question mean?
Time your gadgets?
Congratulations, Perla, Milly. Thank you, bro.
Thank you. It's a great day bro. We had a lot of milk today. Praying you lose
diamond man. Alright. Can we get a dick reveal?
How does he time his gadgets idiot? No I don't know but what does he mean by that?
What does he mean by time it?
Protect the bomb.
But why do we keep going to these shitty sites, bro?
What the hell?
Brother's definitely a drone up here.
Did you guys hear that?
I heard a little drone!
County.
Protect your bombs from being diffused by all fours.
Very kind of.
Why do you like Mothie so much?
There's better defenders, Jitmer.
In my opinion, Mothie's the best defender in the game for ranks.
So don't kill.
because I don't have to rely on anybody. I can hack cams. Not only can I deny
intel, but I can create intel. I have a shotgun for rotations and have a C4.
Chat, remind me to put on... ready to put C4 on will my please? Please peek it.
what are you actually doing legitimately are you like a cover player
They're off for an open in the water.
Off for left off standing.
Nice! There it is!
Go man!
It's fucking gold! Chatham, fly into champ!
Fly in!
What's fun playing with you?
Hey, if I'm playing with you, I don't know if you can hear me or not.
Fun playing with you too, my boy.
Chat, that's another dub, guys.
Dude, I think we're gonna get Chat, bro.
All solo queue, I'm not even kidding.
Dead by Ted, they're gonna kill him.
That was a great team.
That was like, by far the best team of the day.
By fucking far best team of the day.
Okay, let me put my C4 on my mic.
I can't believe they put C4 on my mic.
It actually makes him so much stronger.
He was already a strong up, but like now people are actually going to like play with
my a lot.
Whereas I feel like no one's going to ever use the agor now because like why would you
use...
He has a super shot and you can...
Jesus!
Bro, he has a super shot for rotations so you'll need impact and then he has a c4 for
kills.
It's insane.
Jinx, I hope you lose Diamond and get Champ.
Hey, thank you, bro.
That's actually a kind-ass message.
I'm trying, bro.
I'm trying really hard this season.
I'm locked, bro.
The stats are there.
Hey, Jinx, when is the head waxing stream?
He has a super shotty?
Yeah, I think so.
does. Jinx, use me to fulfill all your desires. Time out. What is that guy's fucking name?
That fucking psycho. What is your name? Douglas 3000. Time him out. Jinx, why don't you spell
down on the R4CE? I think I just forget. Wait, which one is spellbound? But it's like my most
expensive skin I think. Yeah I think that's my most expensive skin I think.
I'm gonna go pee? Please bro, I just don't want to come back to like Calypso
Casino. If I come back to Oregon, I'll pull out my wiener chat.
You
All right, kids, I'm back.
Hey, you're starting a little bit of a winning streak here, man.
Whoa, we're in sweaty lobbies.
Diamond three?
Diamond three?
Okay.
3? There's a diamond 2 over here? We're starting to get into some sweat veil, bro.
It's starting to get real sweaty up in here. Gigsaw, you're the queef of siege.
All right!
Now it's starting to get sweaty up in this mug.
3P breaks in 20 minutes is not impossible genuinely, but I have a small bladder, I'm not vaping.
chat big time players make big time plays
the
who
is
not almost this place
must recover the diffuser one friendly operator remaining nice guys
That gun's actually busted what that gun's broken that gun is broken
Somebody just shovel penis in my ass
Like bro, I just keep fucking mob that guns busted man for real
L accountability no it's not it's not accountability that's a broken gun that's a broken gun it
shoots like this that's all the gun shoots yo I'm actually so hungry this is like this
is crazy I'm so hungry bro I'm so I'm so hungry oh my gosh dude we're starting getting sweaty
There's a Diamond 2 on the other team. That's the highest rank I've played this season so far.
Ron got kidnapped. Bro, what's going on with Ron?
Stop talking in game. Stop complaining about everything.
Bro, I'm not talking in game because none of them have their mics in. They're all in party chat.
Shadow of CT. There's one guy with his mic on. He hasn't said a word.
He hasn't said a word, they can't hear me.
It's all muted.
You loud.
Okay, sneaky, sorry, my bad.
Great to use your drone to locate a bomb.
You're always hungry?
No, I'm not.
Uh.
Uh.
Don't beat up it, my babe.
Ten seconds to go.
Jynxie, how much money do you spend on vakes per month?
Zero. I spend zero money on it.
I literally don't pay. I don't pay. Ever. I'll see DMV about what?
I'm not going to die.
You stay!
Alright.
Die, Bill, because he's a toddler.
He's a toddler, so he kills me.
I'm not going to die!
I'm not gonna die!
Why did he stay? Why did he stay?
You know what? I'm getting a bag of chips. I need to get stressy.
I need to get stressy.
If my teammate's limits, I'm gonna get this episode of chat.
I'm gonna get this episode of chat.
I got sour cream and onion pringles!
Let's do this, bro.
Sour cream and onion Pringles.
Can we see your feet pretty please?
Okay, because you said pretty please, I got you.
Jarvan Springs Publix with the five gifted W Jarvan Springs Publix in the chat.
Appreciate the five gifted, my brother.
Yo Ace, let's get this garage wall kitten.
Hey, Jinx, see how excited for the diamond gem.
Carter, we're not going to the diamond gem.
Carter, we're not going to the diamond gem.
I
Just saw off to get me I see
Located bomb
Hey, chat, how y'all boys doing, bro?
Jose, they can bring some gift to him.
He advised your drone is located a bomb.
Chat, I think somebody stepped on my Pringles.
Wait, Messi scored?
What do you mean?
What do you mean Messi scored?
Wait, wait, wait. Say Walaahee, messy score.
Insertion in 10 seconds.
Intermediate plan today?
Five seconds to insertion.
Wait, messy score? In what?
Messi scored?
Emma, that's playing today?
Emma, the sequence activated.
No, he's trying to be smart.
I don't even see him.
Yeah! I love perspective.
I don't even see him.
Yeah, I love perspective that I don't even see him all good Jack once I get on defense
I'm gonna kill the whole team
No one's talking so we're gonna barge out
I'm outlawed here
I
Said these Pringles are so good wall of these Pringles are good
Hmm
Messy did score. Oh
It's leaps cup messy did score God. He's so handsome, bro
What Pringles? The greatest Pringles flavor of all time, sour cream,
onion. Robin, yeah, I'm making a mess because it's all over the, it's all over the, it's
It's all, Chessie, it's all crinkled.
Nice, four before, four before.
I'm playing so bad this game,
I'm gonna lock in right now, on defense.
It's cause, I don't do good when I think about food.
I don't know if this is winnable, we have no time.
WAVE? WAVE?
Guys we gotta go. GO! GO! GO! GO FAST!
BELOW YOU! BELOW YOU! BELOW YOU!
GO FAST!
This is my last time leaving my set up, I need to get, oh no, I'm not leaving my set up,
I'm not going to be, I'm not going to be.
Okay now that I was leaving, but I mean like, I was going to get a, I was going to get a
Gator life.
I don't think I don't think I'm gonna get a Gatorade
Now chance I'm walking and be thinking about get that that was on me that was on me that runs on me I
So I'm finally playing against your players
Round on siege is he actually
Ron's actually getting on Siege, Ron's actually getting on Siege, say voila, chop a lot bro.
Dude, I got saw and viddie chips, Phil.
Am I fat?
Secure the area.
Keep the bombs protected.
Rock they can divide gifted W rock in the chat
All right, yeah, this is what I learned from the great raid bullies who is now a pro
I learned this on the great raid bullies
that's case that c-chat that is ace and the diffuser
who has located a bomb. You know what to do.
Imagine ahead of him. Imagine if Ninja got a low taper.
of
Shout out Rageball, he's my twin!
This guy's inside. I'm like, certain of it.
Yay, dog shit team!
Yo, how am I getting walked down in sight? And I died. Whatever.
I'm in like some nine second gunfight in my own objective all right
It might she makes more war away or that guy's dead
Ron looks at you be one bro respectfully rounds not winning that
Who's his teammate lace?
You're not winning that.
Ron, love you to death again you're not winning that.
Ah, boy, last upstanding.
Niiiice!
Yo, alright, alright, alright. Last time I leave my setup, I just need to get, uh, Gatorade.
I told you guys as soon as I lock in it's over man
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm getting like I'm getting tips on my shit
That's my last bag of checks.
You got this, Lee.
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I see you, we are here.
Nice guy.
Nice guy.
nice guy nice guy
where's any xennie xennie xennie xennie why I didn't know he was in no 3v1 not like this
no no no please one one wait for the flag
I didn't know he was in bro, I didn't know he was in wait wait wait wait wait wait now
put the wet put boss you wet you have the best gun in the game put the fucking boss
you wet I've nerfed three times wait for the plant wait for the plant do not move until
You have a champ charm. Please don't let me down.
Wait, he's faking, faking, faking.
Faking it, faking it.
Nice. What are you doing?
What are you? Are you a brave man? Are you a person?
Why did you keep walking?
Stop, stop!
seven seconds remember it's seven seconds seven seconds take it take it
Okay, second, nope, sorry.
Fifty seconds.
Bomb defuser in place.
No!
No!
That was a 1v3!
I didn't know Ace was in, I didn't know Ace was in.
I don't know what this was in, bro, I don't know what this was in, man.
Dude, I got another, was that a 2k or a 3k?
No, I got two kills that round.
Brad, two kills that round.
We lost a 3v1.
Ah.
Oh no.
Let's break my phone.
No, I'm good, okay.
I thought you said you weren't going to go live anymore.
When did I say that?
No one thinking about... about 10 gifted on...
No one thinking 10 gifted.
W know in the chat
No one with another 10 gift itself
I think I'm gonna solo queue the champ chat that ass
I'm in such a good spot.
This is bad.
Nice guys!
Let's fucking go!
What is still paying me Jesus how am I still getting picked?
There we go.
We're eliminated.
Chad that's good bro I was fucking dude I was one in three.
please be please be defense please be defense bro if we got defense I've been
goaded that would have actually been goaded bro I'm not gonna live we got
defense
if you win this game you can have my cinnamon roll I don't even want to know
know what that means bro. Have your cinnamon roll? Are you talking about your ass? Jinxie
when are you going to delete this game? What? Jinxie do you have tips for win solo queueing?
Your teammates are going to be terrible most of the time and it's your job to carry them.
Period. It's your job to carry. Your teammates are going to be terrible most of the time.
You can't go like 5 and 5 and expect to win.
You can't go 5 and 5 and expect to win.
possible.
Jake, see how can I improve on positioning?
For all of you honest, the only way to get better in Siege is to lose, die, lose, die,
lose, die like 20,000 times and then you're just going to get good.
It's like the hardest after yes ever like dude I am where I'm at in Siege because I
not because I was naturally good at Siege when I played Siege I was terrible I was bronze
for like two seasons. I'm just level 1,442.
Only way to get good at this game is to play.
Somebody burn this Aruni
Can you burn that Aruni
I have to wait for my drone for that, that's never what you want to do.
I'm going to chop off the noise.
I mean, it's just how do you- how am I getting knocked?
God, this game of armadness gotta go.
How am I getting knocked instantly?
I'm instantly getting knocked off that?
Are you serious?
How
You're 18 seconds bro could ace like plant maybe I mean it's only hope
There are droning us a shot of plant at least show me your care
There's no way this there's no way this fucker shot me twice.
Like there's no way this motherfucker shot me two times.
He shot me two times that fast?
Really?
Really?
That's crazy, man.
Awesome real-ish.
That's Frank, right?
No, this guy shot me twice, you dead ass.
A newborn baby could play better than you.
Go fuck yourself, man.
You got this, mate.
Thank you, bro.
Yo, chat, this is a close game. It's coming down to like the fucking wire, of course.
I need to win this.
Bro, I can't believe you shot me two times that fast.
Yo, you know what though? Respect!
Bro, I'm not even gonna sit here and cope.
Hey, respect, my boy.
Respect.
There's no way you shot me two times.
How's that crazy? Because think about it, bro.
I'm swinging him with Ash.
I have the fastest operator in the history of Siege and I have an R4-C and this guy is so dialed
he still shoots me twice with a DMR before I can even like land a shot on him. That's kind of insane.
Like is that not crazy? That feels like crazy.
It's been a really really messed up week.
I'm not gonna show my asshole
What's wrong with you, bro?
I'll be back.
I'm the truth man check him on on the truth man
I'm for last operator standing check him on the truth guys come on man I'm the fucking
truth dog come on
God, we gotta, this is dude, this is a dog fight, this is a close game.
Bro, I just wish I was more like teed at the start of the game, like walla, I wish I was
more teed at the start of the game, I'm not even going to hold you.
We got a game on our hands kittens like I'm I'm just gonna keep it in the bean we got
a game if I lose this I'm gonna be so fucking tilted it's coming come down to the last round
right here chat last few minutes okay three they're gonna be cafeteria 100% they want upstairs
they have to go down they have to go down I'm gonna go ace and get the ball and be
a fundamental player kink see you're making me happy thank you bro you guys make me happy
I appreciate the kind words this dude if I lose this game, I'm gonna be so fucking tilted
They have to go down to one up. I need switch to get the bandits or no, man, whatever. Good being choked
Chalm gonna be honest my new gamer tag like Joe chat one of the chat at this gamer tag gives you goosebumps
One of the chat at this gamer tag gives you goosebumps
With the solo leveling PFP. Oh, I'll go oh
Yo bro, love your content, thank you man, like for real, thank you, a lot of motherfuckers
come in and troll, it is cool to read positive messages sometimes, thank you, that ass, thank
you bro.
Hey Jinxy, I'm taking a shit right now, listen to League of Legends player, chat, League
Streams are going to be back when I'm about to get gold. I'm currently bronze one
Oh, we could really run to this kid
Well, we could run to this kid. I'm not even kidding. I
Sort of want to risk it and just try to run clear in
I'm gonna get the wall first so I can say I did my job and then I might try to go clear them here
This is gonna be this is the big decision to make
She had a bad minute brutal
How many people you got big
bro this kid is stuck but I can't do anything about it
he's stuck bro somebody go above him or something
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There it is, that's game, that's game, that's game, that's game.
5v2, slow, slow, cool.
Godamma, Godamma, Godamma, Godamma, Godamma.
5v2, slow, I can plant here.
In the site, plant down, man down, stand down.
down I'm down we want good game
there it is that's what I'm talking about dog no yo yo here my stats read these
fucking stats will ya kid diamond five one point four KD 70 oh one point three
1.3 KT diamond 5 70% with percentage
That's what I'm talking about guys like on some real ish
Just what I'm talking about bro like on some real ish bro
Like on some real ish. That's what I'm talking about
All right chat
It's been real um
Chat I'm a hop off bro. W low like six hour ish stream five hours 30 minutes
Chat I know Rob wants to 2v1, but bro. I can't like I gotta I gotta do something chat
But if Ron wants to 2v1 like tomorrow, I'm down. He's got to tell me earlier
He didn't tell me shit till like two minutes ago 20 minutes ago
Chat um now chat upcoming streams, bro
Upcoming streams chat August 9th is gonna be I love Zim vs. Squirtle. They have one we won in two years
August 11th 2v2 R6 tournament August 12th is gonna be Last of Us Marathon August 17th we're gonna 2v2 every
rank with Joe Bart in Siege. It's gonna be peak August 19th is gonna be 100 streamers 4 night tournament
night tournament chat love you to death kid have a wonderful amazing fan tab of
this night I have a 15-second delay so I'm gonna hold a pose for 15 seconds in
case that don't see ya good afternoon good evening and good night chat wait
15 seconds
light moves by pretty fast and if you don't stop and look around once in a
while you might just miss it