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Passed away last night?
Wait, what?
Bro.
Passed away last night from lengthy illness in a clinic in hometown of Rosario.
What?
Oh, dude, that's actually really fucking sad.
Yo, chat, prayers for, um...
Prayers for Messi's family, bro. That's really sad, man. That happened just last night.
That happened just last night, bro, Jorge Messi, 68 years old, hey, man, chat, you know,
it's the sad thing, but it's life, bro.
In life, one rule one of life is all things come to an end, bro.
Sad, man.
That you, me, everybody we know and love eventually has to pass on one day.
It's life, man.
That's why y'all gotta cherish every day that you have, like even a day like today when
you wake up because you never know when it's your last day.
You genuinely never know.
Literally chat, knock on wood, but like I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Do you know what I'm saying, bro?
It's why you gotta cherish every single day.
Rest in peace to Jorge Messi.
Your son is one of the greatest human beings to ever walk the planet, bro.
Your son has brought so many people so much happiness, bro.
W. Jorge Messi in the chat, man, rest in peace, rest in peace, bro.
Rest in peace.
But yeah, Chad, that's life, bro.
It really set in when I watched this show called Bojack Horseman.
Chad, if y'all know that show, I'm pretty sure a lot of y'all have seen that show,
But there's an episode in Bojack Horseman called View from Halfway Down.
It's probably the best episode of any show I've ever watched in my life, the View from
Halfway Down.
And it basically just talks about death and life and how everything comes to an end.
If you haven't watched Bojack Horseman, I would recommend watching it.
It's one of the best cartoons ever.
Yes, bro.
Rest in peace, Jorge Messi, bro.
Chad, remember, life is a very fragile, beautiful thing
and cherish every day that you have
because you genuinely never know when it's your last day.
So cherish every single day that you have, guys.
Rest in peace to Jorge Messi, man.
Son is a legend.
Son is a legend.
Rest in peace, man, and prayers to Messi's family.
Wow, bro, this was last night.
It didn't get announced till a couple of hours ago,
five hours ago.
Rest in peace, man.
Jack.
Dang, bro.
Jack, they're gonna find gifted Jack, W Jack.
Jack, today.
The plan for today is in one hour, 30 minutes, we're going to play this new game chat.
Do you guys know the game called long walk?
We're going to play that with Joe.
I believe Dante.
I believe Jojo.
I believe agent.
I think if y'all know that game, we're going to play that game.
Mike it on Minecraft later.
For the next hour, what should we do, chat?
Amop, think of her to 10 gifted stuff.
She want to be about the chat.
Also thinking about gifted chat.
Here's the plans, guys.
I'm going to tell you guys the plans for the next.
I have a full-on schedule now.
I have a full-on schedule.
All right, guys, lock in.
So chat.
August 9th, I love Zim versus Squirtle.
They haven't played in two years. August 11th is the R6 2B2 Streamer Tournament with Alpha
Pack drops at around 4PM EST. August 12th, the last of us, Part 1 and 2 Marathon. August
17th, 2B2 Every Rank with Joe Bart. August 19th, 100 Streamer Fortnite Tournament with
with exclusive drops, August 28, chain together with Los and Ron until we beat it.
And September 17, we are going to Maya's Alvias Sanctuary Chat.
That is my schedule.
Guys, that's a good schedule, no?
That's a good schedule, no?
is a good schedule for realty. That is a good schedule. Now chat. Um, I wanted to check in
on speed and see how they're doing. How are they doing? I just calm down. That's all I did.
Yeah, you can't panic. You can't panic. They're at 12 deaths. Kai got five, Speed got seven.
Holy crap. That took so long. Here's my question. And I have a feeling I know the answer to this.
Have they even fought the warden yet chat?
Do they know?
Have they even fought the warden?
Oh, please, please, please, please.
What is that noise?
Wait, they did?
Is there a clip of it?
Wait, they fought the warden and died?
Do we have a clip?
Do we have a clip?
But yeah, chat, I'm live at 2.30.
I'm trying to start going live at, like, 2 every day for EU people.
Wait, this is their first warden fight.
Oh my god.
Here we go.
Wait, I wanted to see this.
I wanted to see this.
Wait, so they're going to try to bow it.
What, does it ever stop?
BOO!
Oh, you're right here!
Here's me.
Where?
Right on there!
No, come on!
WAP!
My twitch is so ass, bro!
Minasukla, link that again.
Oh, right, I got it.
Thank you, baby.
Ciao, da.
What is that?
Stop?
BOO!
I can't see him.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no.
Please don't do it.
Me too.
Yes, it hurt.
It's a two shot at range.
It's a two shot at range.
It's a two shot at range.
How did the second shot hit him?
I understand the first shot, but how did the second shot hit him?
I understand the first one of the kind rewatch this.
Oh, no, no, no.
Please don't do it.
He didn't do it.
No, no.
Yes, it hurt.
Was he shielded not up?
Bo.
Oh, here I am.
Here's here.
Where?
But I'm there.
The speed is so cute when he's focused, bro.
I can't see him.
I see him.
Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. No, no, no, no, no, please don't do it.
He didn't put his shield up, I think, Chad.
Yes, it hurt!
Bro, but I don't even think how would the shield protect you in that scenario?
Shields don't work. It bypasses everything. So what the fuck does he do in that scenario?
What the fuck is he supposed to do in that scenario? If the shield doesn't protect that,
What is he supposed to do? Run further? Run further. The warden is not meant to be fought. I know.
Bro, this is what I'm thinking, bro, because it's like in a cave.
Yeah, this is so hard.
Bro, like, don't they need to kill him with a mace?
Is that really their only chance chat?
Is that actually their only chance?
Case though killed him with a bow, but when case though killed him, it low key like glitched.
It never even aggroed him.
It never even aggroed him.
So but the thing about the mace though, you have to be really high up and you
have to be going fast. So they need an Elytra, right? And they need to get high up in a cave.
They need a fucking Elytra or something.
It didn't aggro queso because it was out of its range. So low key, should they have dug up higher
and like got up higher? Getting a mace would take hours, maybe days,
really.
The Mickey Strat.
But it's not even the Mickey Strat.
What I just watched wasn't even a fight.
They never even had a chance.
Bowing it is not going to work unless they get the most god-seed ever.
Like when Kaseo killed the warden, he was up at the top of a cave and he had a clear
line of sight right onto him.
And he was way up top. You need a god seed, bro. You need an actual god seed.
Ten iron goldems. Wait, what does ten iron goldems do? What does ten iron goldems do?
Farah should have pulled him. True. Farah should have pulled Kais Pearl right there.
Farah should have pulled Kais Pearl.
bro I don't know like they need an
Elytra or something they need a mason
and Elytra or they need to get the most
god-seed cave ever and just bow him
but does it ever stop bro but then when
you factor this in it's like they
still have to kill every other boss in
one run
Oh
Are you right here? Where?
What they have iron armor like what type of shit even is this they have iron armor
Yo chat is does a netherite armor?
Even do anything in this scenario because it looks like they're just gonna get two shot regardless
What the fuck this 10 yeah, I don't think netherite armor is worth this the chat sometimes the orange juice isn't worth the squeeze boys
Hold on. I want to see a YouTube video you guys are saying 10 iron gold ones versus the warden
chat how old is the warden? how long has the warden been in Minecraft for?
golems, so last time who will win between a warden and 10 iron golems? so last time
I did 5 iron golems and to be fair the warden destroyed them so I doubled all of the iron
golem street to one dope um I still think the warden's gonna win oh it's
getting destroyed though oh I think that's two no way I wasn't expecting
that iron golem wins who will win between a yeah but there's ten of them
there's ten of them watch fine bird kill the warden is there a clip do you have a
But Fyneberg is turned like, bro, he's turned up like, they're not going to be able to replicate
whatever he's doing, not even close, Fyneberg's him.
But they're not going to be able to do that.
Yeah.
How the fuck are they going to get 10 iron gold on us in a cave?
But that's not glazed guys, fine birds a speedrunner, they're not.
A warden and ten iron golems.
So last time I did five iron golems and to be fair the warden destroyed them so I
don't.
So to build an iron golem you put a pumpkin on iron, hook all of the iron golems, three,
two, one, dope.
Um, I still think the warden's gonna win.
Hold it.
It's getting destroyed though!
Oh! I think that's two?
No way!
Wait, but chat, technically does this even count?
Cause they're not the ones killing them.
The Iron Golem is killing them.
Does this even count guys?
Guys, give me a clever fine bird killing it.
Cause technically they're not killing it, the Iron Golem.
Technically they're not killing it though, the Iron Golem's killing it.
What is this? This guy just tagged me in this? What is this?
Why did you send me this?
Alright, get this guy banned. Yo, not Sabots 12, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why would
you send that?
Chad, do we have a link of Fine Bird killing him? Maybe? Do we have a link of
Fine Bird killing them? Wo-la, I despise you. All right.
Jamesy, foot cream. Bro, I've said this probably 500 times now. I haven't
needed to use foot cream on my left foot for two years. Stop typing foot
green stop top five streamer of all time thank you bro who said that a b thank
you man thank you my boy wait wait is this fine work technically then bro it's
just me getting jumpscare fuck off
Warden, Warden defeated, killed in 16 seconds.
If you give them the exact same loadout as this guy, they're not killing him.
this guy's like jump crit hitting every time and this guy has composure they're
literally gonna fucking panic if you give them this exact same setup which
probably took three days bro this guy's jump critting him every time and let's
not forget that one of them dies it resets. One of them dies it resets. Okay, then this
guy just sent me this, which is a screenshot of Muda. Yo, guys, I asked for the Feinberg
I asked for the Feinberg clip of him killing the warden yesterday and I'm getting this sent in
Your nose is bigger find it yourself buttercup. I just said I just said bigger so now someone's gonna say pardon here
We go. I can't say words like that anymore
Is anybody have the clip?
Like what is this?
Is anybody have the clip?
Pardon, I said bigger!
Skycrab is alive right now.
Is he actually?
Oh my god, he has this.
I've got a lot of live right now.
So is this a good run? Good run?
He said why am I getting so many first-time chatters
JT Colin.
I should probably like, I should probably gift this guy.
I mean, like this guy is way too good at Minecraft to not get gifted, bro.
I'm just going to be honest with you later.
I'm just laying against the working ranks.
One hundred sub. One hundred sub for Skycrash.
Okay, I'm like not focused at all.
Don't do it now. Is he in a good run?
This run looks scuffed.
yo what thank you jigsie for the 100 gifts and subs what I don't have 20 I think I'm
I'm gonna get him killed.
Dude, what?
I'm gonna get him killed.
He's so much, man.
Let's play for the blind.
Why?
Thank you so much, what?
was the best speedrunner of all time
thank you so much for the 100 years chet this run looks scuff
i'm not doing anything to this
I'm so sorry bro. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, bro. I literally got fucked, bro. I didn't bro. I panicked. I panicked, bro.
I'll panic bro
Dude, I don't think they're gonna beat this guys
I'll panic bro. I'll panic bro. I'll panic bro
I'm so sorry, god. I just want to see his death really quick
Bro, I'll panic. You know all my life somebody said that
reading chat
How'd he die? How'd he die?
How'd he die chat?
No grass in the room.
Oh god, oh god somebody did.
That was good.
Like are those potions?
It's behind him though, behind him.
Is he actually alive?
What is a no-o?
It goes deeper y'all.
Oh my god, diamonds is really like I can't bottom the fucking barrel.
Nice speed!
Want some chocolate?
Want some chocolate? Let me know.
Speed the mah end. The mah end. The mah end!
Speed the mah end. The mah end!
Nice speed, nice!
How'd it go?
Hey!
No, isn't it?
Oh, it's way up here.
I forgot it's a long vaude.
Come on, wa!
The mini-zombies right there.
Oh no, mini-zombies!
mini zombie
Brother there must be so much stuff down
Oh no, he dropped into like
I
Mind eat the mind speed the button the button the mind
Nice nice me. Why do you say it kind of did you die?
God did you die?
He's got mobs all over him bro
Oh
No, bro, I'm a diamond enchanted boss
Oh
That is so unlucky
Bro, I feel like there was, like that was just,
it was bad positioning, but bro,
he got quartered by five skeletons
and then they jumped in his box.
Stay in the box, no, stay in the box.
No, but chat for real, like,
I'm not really blaming him for that.
Like, he did go into like a scary spot,
but bro, it was like a 6v1
And he got fucking sandwiched and when he tried to box up they jumped in his box. That's unfortunate, bro. Yeah, bro
Yeah, you're saying shield but the thing is if he goes shield
Every time they shoot there there's two skeletons in his box
So they're gonna be shooting at different times
So like if he goes blocks one and then attacks the other he's gonna eat an arrow shot
they're not shooting synchronized he's gonna eat an arrow shot every time wait the
arrows will hit them wait wait what you can deflect hold up
chat y'all know a lot about Minecraft wait so chat let's say I'm in a 3v1
with skeletons and I just shield it's gonna deflect and they're gonna hit each
other is that true speed died to a baby zombie with a spear that's what I died
to so all speed had to do there was just shield up I mean bro he was definitely
Panic A
It's up man
Yo what what?
I think the only like
Now it's just this is never gonna end bro. I'm sorry like look bro. I'll be impressed man
Like I'll be impressed but this shit is never gonna end. I'm just I don't
Like guys, you know how I am bro. I'm a very positive guy. I just don't I don't see this ending. I
Just I don't see this ending
Even at the 10-day mark they still have to kill the warden like
Bro, killing the warden is harder than beating Minecraft.
You're not even supposed to fight the warden.
It took them 98 hours to beat Minecraft, just the under-dragon.
Killing the warden is literally going to take hundreds of hours, literally.
Jinx, see you talking, bro.
Yo, I'm not talking.
I suck at Minecraft.
I can also say they're not gonna kill the warden, guys.
Like I said, that I'm talking like I suck at the game.
I would never kill the warden.
You're literally talking.
No, I know that I'm audibly, okay.
Ah!
I know that I'm physically producing audio with my voice.
I'm saying like, I'm not saying they're bad
at Minecraft or anything.
I'm just saying, like, you're not supposed to kill the warden.
They probably haven't played Minecraft in two years.
This is not gonna end.
Anyone, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fine bird kills the warden wait I just got a timestamp I got a timestamp of fine bird
killing the warden let's see.
She's like, the one over there on the side is through the other way.
He looks nervous.
Okay, I kind of see my plan.
Chad, has he ever killed it?
I see my plan.
It doesn't work, it doesn't work.
So he waits for it to spawn in, traps it.
Full boxed.
Oh, I didn't do that.
That wasn't me.
Holy movement, Elytra.
Electra, and he's gonna bow his head over and over?
This is a lot of annoying.
Yeah, good enough I guess.
I mean it's just air around in this.
Sure.
I'm doing this, I'm doing the speed can, speed can at speeds in that challenge.
Of course.
When I drip stone, because in my in my head, this is in my head, this is what they're
going to do.
see okay do you see how many shots this is taking in my head this is their
strategy
I'm a lot of fun, okay?
This is awesome.
No?
Now I just have to read it wrong.
Oh, there we go.
Let's head.
You kill the one under the dragon?
You kill the one over then.
Okay.
I mean, if they trap it, they can do whatever they want with it.
If they trap it, they can do whatever they want with it.
They just have to trap it.
So what, you just camp on a spawn point and trap it?
Yeah, but guys, you're saying, well, Mickey, but like,
Like is this even possible any other way?
Is this even possible?
Guys, I know you're saying this is,
okay, is this possible for speed and chi
any other way other than this?
Any other way?
You want them to trick shot with a mace and an elytra
and spend four days getting in elytra?
For speed and chi is this possible any other way?
This actually looks possible.
Well, erosion is a terrible thing.
I mean, okay.
That was so loud. I don't know, bro. I don't I don't know. I don't know. I don't know man.
Rainbow Six Siege Community Checkpoint?
Core rules, yeah, don't cheat, yeah, classic.
Anti-cheat and Legend Division, ew.
Where's Legend Division at, Maustrap?
Where do they talk about Legend Division?
Yo, SMG12 got a nerve.
Damage reduced and magazine size reduced.
Let me go and tell me about this yesterday.
Crazy.
Dude, damage reduce and magazine size reduce.
Thank fuck.
DMR, MK14 and AR15 gets a nerf.
Both brought back down to under 60 damage.
Most targets will require another shot now,
increased recoil and muzzle brake removed.
RIMA 60 gear, LVC-3 will be introducing a new operator.
Players got a glimpse of their shield countering abilities
at the six invitation.
be sure to tune into the eSports World Cup on August 15th for all of the season three balancing updates.
Mousetrap, console cheating remains an issue, particularly with players spoofing so they can
use mouse and keyboard inputs while competing in, bro, I've heard them say they're going to
fix this for like 20 years, bro. I don't know, man. Oh, there's cheating and we're getting
on it but yeah chat we got a game night in like an hour boys we got a game night in like
an hour is your fucking 10 grand and you have money for cleaners warm cream and a dirty mattress
what the fuck no problem step on I don't know how we're gonna chat we're playing the long
walk game we're playing the long walk game t3 a t3 today probably not
speed that again no we did it bro I'm like it's the most stupid shit bro I
I can't.
How did he die?
How did he die?
You call me a new bro today, bro.
They making me, I can't watch that.
I can't watch that right now.
Holy crap, chat.
I'm in the cave now.
Yeah, I'm in a cave, bro.
Bro, it's just day two.
It's day two.
Yeah, it's day two.
Stick together, bro.
I see you.
Holy crap, bro.
You said it's day two.
Stick together?
Yes.
Yeah, I feel like they're never together when I see them play.
Okay.
Oh, they're there. There they are. How'd he die? How'd he die?
Fucking can't fucking can't
Fucking can't I can't I literally can't bro. I can't I fucking can't
I can't do this anymore bro. I can't. I can't
Holy shit, bro. I'm broke. I'm like, it's the most stupid shit, bro. I can't
Bro, he needs a shield he didn't have a shield right there
Yeah, I just I don't see this shit ending well, I just I'm gonna be honest. I don't see it ending
You're telling me they're going to kill the warden, the ender dragon, the elder guardian, the wither.
My God, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Oh, we have to cut more, bro.
We have to cut more.
I got the same fucking...
Chama, be honest, going into a cave without a shield
is like ending 101.
Like I'ma be honest, bro.
Going into a cave without a shield,
cause those skeletons own.
Without a shield, the skeletons are like
the strongest mob in the game.
I like, without a shield, they're just fucking a knot.
You cannot strafe, they just annihilate you.
Get the move after that.
Skeletons of aimbot over and over it's not boy. Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious right now?
Are you serious right now?
No, are you serious right now, bro? You're gonna keep calling me a new
You don't keep you don't keep calling me a new. I think you don't keep calling me a new I
Think right now. I feel like you're new
like bro like that's how you move it bro how many I gotta move it for my system
bro we've been on this game for 22 hours bro the our biggest flaw when I'm watching
the film and thinking about it we're not communicating like I didn't know he was in
the cave chat back to my mom I didn't know he was in the cave yet
I ain't going crazy bro you have to listen to me though bro our biggest flaw right
Now is the communication
Oh, we know you told me about a village. I want to go stand in the food in the village. Then you told me you in a cave
We're not even communicating around a cave run two different pages. We know the objective
What we want to do, but we're on two different pages right now
Well, we're not like we need to have a system. I was either change me. I'm listening to you
I'm following your lead, but you want to leave you don't leave me
If you want me to please I can leave but you want to listen you can leave but I'll listen as long as on the same page
Think about this like a 2v2 bro. I'm not gonna be a version of two other people bro. You will be selling we need that communication
It's bad bro, I'm telling you the reason why I'm surviving is because I'm taking my time
There's no rush the more our patients are the longer it was
There's no rush. The more the longer we'll win, we'll win.
Well, at least it's somewhere, bro.
Like, we need to communicate.
So if you want to lead speed, I will follow your direction.
Infinite loop.
Infinite loop of speed.
You don't have to leave, like, no?
Infinite speed.
What do you think?
Bro, he's on light mode.
I'm not even mad. Like, I'm not mad or anything.
I just know it's a simple fix, bro.
What are you thinking?
No.
Hey, man.
At least Minecraft has good music.
That's all I have to say there.
League update.
I actually played the most disgusting game
of League of Legends this morning.
I played the most disgusting game
of League of Legends this morning.
25 kills, five deaths, 14 assists,
and guess what?
I lost.
I had a 1v3 on the Nexus,
when the Nexus was like 5% health.
Look at my disgusting pig team.
What up team analysis?
No, it should be like right here. Yeah. 7 and 10, Garen, 7 and 10 Zed who was spamming
to FF the entire game. Jin did good, but then gave away a bunch of shutdowns. So like at
the end of the game, I had 70,000 damage. At the end of the game, Garen was like,
let's take the Inhib. And I'm like, five elder, five elder. If we get elder dragon,
The in him doesn't matter. Are you a pig? We can just get out of there and then take
all the in his you want. But it's like, let's get the mid in him. He goes to the mid in him
for no reason gets 1v3 dies. It was just me and Jen on elder. We kill Yasuo kill Mel
get elder and then Wukong ends because Zed was top lane for no reason. And box was
trying to like 1v5 the nexus. 25 and 23 and 5 with 14 assists and I lost. Leads the most
disgusting game of all time. Bro, did my stream just crash? Bro, did my stream just
Crash? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Can I have my stream crash?
Do my stream crash?
Did it? Did it? Can you guys hear me?
Hi guys, I can't see my chat or anything. Hi guys, I can't see my chat or anything. Hi guys
YouTube is saying it didn't crash. No
Yo, hi guys, I have like no Wi-Fi
Um, yeah, you're still live. We're good. Uh, let's try to just reset for only
Oh, Joe's there.
Two, three, four, five, five Chrome tabs.
Is that bad?
Yeah, I'll play video.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Um, hold on.
How many tabs do you want at the max for playing videos?
Like simultaneously one.
Why it's, I'm lagging like a motherfucker.
My stream is good,
but I just can't even like load up a thing.
Yeah, I guess it's interesting.
Yeah, this could be an evil stream.
This could be one of those evil streams guys,
we don't know yet.
Let's see.
Hi, guys. How have you been doing, bro? Has life been good?
Yeah, that's right.
Nice.
Do you want me to drive and set up the house?
For New Jersey in Bayo?
Yeah, that's like 20 minutes away.
Wait, what?
Yeah, but how are we gonna get the equipment to you,
Roe?
Cause we have like, I have to bring two setups.
Oh, oh, you're bringing computers?
I mean, it's either that or we do three temp setups, Roe.
Well, most cities gonna bring a setup.
But I have a portable setup in boxes.
Bro, it's 20 minutes from you?
Yeah, it's like 20 minutes to one.
Bro, you should then, you should go.
Interesting.
Okay, this is, we need to reset our PC or something.
Okay, do you want me to,
I can just power it off, you think?
Yeah. Yeah, just reset. Okay.
Chaminery start my PC, BRB.
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Yeah, I actually have it in the back room right now.
Perfect. The skin stapler is left behind some key evidence in the form of some busted cassettes.
You think you can fix them for us?
That sounds grim. But of course. I'll do anything for Dick.
See, you can't say it like that. You can't say it like that.
You just can't say it like that.
And then, what is this walls, dude?
Are we able to flooring of a Chuck E. Cheese here?
That shit's disgusting.
So I'm just re-lining, or no, I'm transferring the tapes over.
And then while we're gonna be able to listen to them, that'll tell where he is.
I
Is it back advice wait, I can't
Chat what is up guys
Fuck you. No, no, no, why's everybody saying no bring Joe back? No, get out alien
no no bring back Joe we were speed no hi-fi come on dude bring back Joe oh my
god damn I was actually watching good content go away please what chat we're
gonna play a game with Joe in like 45 minutes guys what should I do now bro
What should I do for 45 minutes guys my Wi-Fi exploded? I can't do doughnut. I can't do doughnut till later probably
Guys what should I do for 45 minutes guys
What should I do die, okay
Watch Joe for 45 minutes watch Joe for 45 minutes, but is my YouTube back
Chad, I think we're back, I think we're back.
Watch the thousand civilization video, I can't bro, that video's two hours, we're gonna
have enough time.
We're playing a game with Joe in 40 minutes.
Chad, R6, we can play R6 ranked, that's like two games of ranked.
Chad, what do you guys think, R6?
said CS cases. Rocket League. FIFA bro, fuck FIFA. Till next year probably I'll get it.
Watch Unstable SMP. So chat, is Unstable SMP, does all of it just get posted to YouTube?
Oh guys, for those of you that know, I feel like some of you guys don't know this.
If you guys know what Flock Fantasy is, the YouTube League for Fantasy, I think I'm going
to be joining that this year.
I think I'm going to be joining that this year.
Flock Fantasy, if you know what that is.
I joined a 100,000 player Minecraft server.
Wait, Wembley?
Chad, weren't you telling me about this guy?
Do you want to tell me about this guy?
Wemboo?
Right here?
Swear you guys are telling me about this guy yesterday.
On behalf of the true king of the unstable S&P, Arachnid, I summon you to join us in
the caves.
No.
This is it.
This is it.
This is a direct order from the king.
You cannot refuse.
This is the unstable S&P, the world's largest Minecraft server.
Wait, it's bigger than Donut?
Chad, it's bigger than Donut?
This is some of the largest builds and civilizations in all of Minecraft, and with tens of thousands
of players on at any given moment, there's always an adventure here to be hacked.
But with every player only having one life, there's danger lurking around every corner.
In a world like this, the strong rule and the weak are forced to work together and form
civilizations just to survive.
I've been a part of these civilizations myself before, growing them into massive empires
and fighting countless battles.
But this story starts with much more humble beginnings when I was working on my new base
and I ran out of building blocks.
That's good enough for now I guess.
After blowing up those annoying players at my doorstep, I had run out of verdant
frog lights which as the name implies comes from frogs normally in Minecraft
they're incredibly easy to get but since there's always so many players online I
didn't even know there was frogs in Minecraft and the unstable SNP mobs rarely
spawn meaning that I'll have to purchase more off of another player so I
gathered my equipment and set off for a village located in chat what is
Goyslop what is that bro not too far from my base this base is an actual
abomination I'm one of the few players strong enough on the server to
have an Elytra, which allows me to travel incredibly quickly.
However, firework rockets are very expensive,
so I decided to just travel to the village by flight.
Yo, how do you get an Elytra, chat?
How do you get an Elytra?
How do you get an Elytra?
Why does this path like wind?
Like, we could just do a straight line,
but instead we're winding around the end city.
Whatever.
No, look at those bases!
I can't be led in.
I made my way through the village, to a store that sells tons of blocks from all over the server.
And by using some sets of equipment that I got from a previous battle,
I was able to purchase all of the blocks that I needed.
However, while waiting for the merchant to get them ready for me,
another faction of players were on their way to the village.
Oh, we got the OP building blocks.
I don't- dude, I don't know what to do with these blocks, bro.
Have fun, man. Don't worry. They work really well without wood.
Dude, I don't-
Is that fucking s-
Squidward?
know anything about building pallets or you know thank you man thank you
what do you think you are? Chad should I watch this video or play our sex run a
poll? I'm the guy that has a much better army than you do so you should be giving
me all your bread and blocks now. I don't think so. You don't think so. You don't think so.
You don't think okay guys okay um how about this? Bro but how is there I
I don't understand how is there cameras on this?
I don't get it.
How's there cameras?
But I actually don't understand.
How's there cameras?
Like bro, they had a camera view footage
of when somebody came in.
It scripted?
Bro, but you're telling me they're scripting a server with 30,000 people?
I feel like that's so hard to do.
It depends if there's actually tens of thousands of people.
Bro, because how do you get tens of thousands of people on the same page?
Like, that's not gonna understand.
How?
That doesn't even seem possible.
a fake server? So chat, the biggest actual server is donut. Hey, bro, donut is not scripted.
Yo, when I found out donuts not scripted, when yesterday, I leased coordinates to a base,
and then 20 seconds later, there was a kid screaming the hard R.
wait donut oh wait high-fives that's it
donut S&P has more players than high pixel I've actually heard of high pixel
before bro donut S&P has more players than fucking high pixel are you kidding
me
Bro, what?
Donut SMP has more players than Hypixel?
Play Hypixel Sky Block?
But I don't have time.
I don't have time.
I'll play Minecraft after.
Like, I only have...
after like I only have time we're gonna play a game with Joe in like 30 minutes I
only have time for like one game of siege but then after we play that game
called long walk we'll play Minecraft I got you I'm trying to get into Minecraft
I'm gonna go pee chat I'm gonna go pee be out of me
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Come on. All right. Currently a little bit of a stat update. 1.4 kilotn ratio on 73% 1% all solo queue.
I'm not gonna lie. Probably the greatest solo queue stats of all time. I'm just gonna,
I'm gonna, yo, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna beat a dead ass on us. I don't know if a solo queue player has
ever had a higher 1% in this. I've been getting hella lucky with my teammates. Not gonna lie,
but I'm also turped. I'm way too turped. Maybe the best solo queue stats of all time.
not counting like a cooperative champion account I think I have the best solo Q1
percentage of all time I'm not even trolling I think I'm the highest solo
Q1 percentage of all time first things first I'm the realest shout out ideas
the alia second things second I gotta add it to the way so I don't get streams
led by delinquents let's do this light moves by pretty fast and if you don't
stop and look around once in a while, you might
never connect at all. Perhaps years from now, they will grow into hordony men and my fears
will prove unfounded. God, I hope that's true. But if I am right with those boys, or would
I believe they are
That's separating them might be the only I have the highest solo queue or percentage of all time
Hi, I said is it gonna stay this way to champion?
Probably I mean guys on the truth like I don't I don't know what else on the truth, bro
Cuz you know why I win though the reason why I win in solo queue is
Because wait what happened?
Did have I switched to Joe?
Did have I switched to Joe?
Yo chat, I'm gonna be honest, on some real shit, back to what I was saying.
I think I have the highest proper signage of all time, badass.
The reason why I win is like when I die, I just backseat, and I'm gonna be honest,
my calls are good.
I win games because of my call outs bro, badass.
back Joe. Guys we're gonna play a game with Joe in 30 minutes. Relax! Oh my god get
Lair out of my face please. Get Lair out of my face. I don't mind that it actually
yeah no Bane Lair. Bane Lair. No time not even getting like I think I have the
highest percentage of all time. Fortress not bad kid not bad bro you know
guys let me please myself a little bit the average solo Q win percentage is
like 50% flat a good solo Q win percentage is like 55 a great solo Q
21% is like 60, I'm mine 73.
Like yo, mine is 73, bro.
Ben Ace.
Secret stay and think about your one.
Get rid of it and bring Joe back.
Bara!
Go away creature.
Sniper's throwing games for you.
So that's the most out of bounds thing anyone's ever said.
Sniper's throwing games for me.
Yo bro, when people get on the other team as me,
they wanna win so bad.
They try so hard.
Jinxie, I need sex bad.
I need sex bad.
Poison, why are you telling me this?
Poison, why are you telling me this?
Jinxie, you're just background noise to me.
Mods timeout Kalanita
Why to use the roni on mazzi because the other gun has more bullets let's recoil more damage
Jinxy I'm your tightest fan
Shut up
I don't want to know that bro, shut the fuck up!
Jinxy, without me you're nothing!
I'm your tightest fan, who would type that?
Five seconds to insertion.
Stokey, think of the matter.
You must protect your boss.
Yo Jinxy, hate from Detroit!
All right locked in lock-in mode lock-in mode
I heard the shield...
WHAAAAAT?!
Oh no, it's gonna be an evil day.
It's gonna be an evil day.
They rushed up main.
It's blitz and gridlock.
Blitz is like 20-off.
I heard the shield off coming.
If this guy touches us, I'll suck him off.
I heard the shield not coming and I preempted me through a C4
But he's so fast
He outran the C4. Is that you same boat?
I said my C4 has 60 damage. Oh my god Blitz is so fast. He outran the C4. Band Blitz. Band Blitz. Band Blitz
Are you kidding me?
Oh, Jinxie, he's 11.
Okay, I'm sure he is.
Yo, guys, when I say I'm gonna suck off my teammate for clutching, obviously it's hypothetical,
but also he's not 11.
Like, shut up.
Obviously, it's hypothetical, guys.
It's hypothetical.
Shaggy, they're gonna bribe him.
Jinxie, how do I get out of dishonorable?
Stop team killing people, you psychopath delinquent narcissist.
Stop team killing people.
You realize people care about the rank, right?
People care about the rank, right?
Don't kill them.
That was so unlucky.
Bro, the funny thing is, if I get that C4 kill, the round's like over.
Oh my god.
Because that's their whole like strat, just dead instantly.
How are you champ?
We're technically on diamond five right now.
Yo Jinxie, love some Hungary.
Hey man, shout out, shout out to Hungary, bro.
Check, isn't that where Dominique Zabalz lies from?
Shout out Hungary, my boy.
Check, isn't that where Dominique Zabalz lies from?
Yo, Jinxy, can you make your camera bigger, easier for Goonie?
Monks, permanently ban Carter!
Carter, get alive!
Get alive!
You must protect your bombs from being defused by our force.
Shout out, Hungry.
I'm not gonna be banned Blitz, I'm not gonna be banned Blitz, wait, what?
what am I PUNING?
i thought i'll be bad blitz
i thought i'll be bad blitz
i also didn't know there was a fire extinguisher there
what the fuck is happening?
like what?
what did we band did we not band blitz you guys fucking stupid?
i didn't know there was a fire extinguisher there
voting to mag
what is happening right now man?
Coming up these steps, bro.
What type of evil R6 is this?
I thought we banned the pledge!
On this pink, you didn't even shoot a default.
They're not even shooting defaults in 2026!
Baaarrrrr!
Don't get me calling. Oh god. Holy cringe ops.
What at least we know they're not stream sniping.
Please guys, you have to clutch those guys.
Nice!
Inside.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yes! Good job!
Ben Blitz for the love of God!
Yo Jinxie, sending hate from Estonia!
Alright!
Bandplits!
Bandplits!
Bandplits!
Please, God!
Stop!
No, not Tokami!
Tokami's not the problem, guys!
You guys aren't banding Blitz because you don't have to deal with him!
I'm the guy that's dealing with him!
Yo Jinx, sending hatred from Montreal.
Alright, they're gonna go blitz again.
I mean, should I just put lesion mines on the main door?
I don't know what else to do.
Nah, I need Mozzie with the C4.
Jinx, see, thanks for stretching me out, ban him.
Yo chat, I know it's a Saturday,
so everybody's a psychopath today.
I need you guys to dial it back a little bit.
Thanks for stretching me out.
Are you serious?
Love from Hungry Jibbler, love you too, Hart.
Thanks for stretching you out, really.
Really, that's what you're gonna type.
We need to win this game, bro.
We need to win this game.
Protect the bomb.
So we had three opportunities to band-lead.
All right!
Swapping bag!
Ha!
Yo, Jinxy!
Take my innocence!
Yo, are there any normal Twitch chatters on a Saturday?
Anybody?
Anybody got a question about siege?
Five seconds and counting.
Take your innocence like what?
You must protect your bombs from being
abused by out-born.
Like God, it might just be on the blitz, you fucking hard-headed idiots!
Just man the blitz!
Just man the blitz!
They're gonna run it every round!
Just man the blitz!
Why are you so hard-headed?
Friendly, loud operator standing.
You guys are so fucking stupid.
Oh yeah!
I bet you wish you banned him!
I bet you wish you banned him!
I said to ban him in round two and round three!
Why are we not banning their entire attack?!
Malty, what do you do besides die?
Yep, heading to game chat.
Heading to game chat.
Yo, guys, what up?
Yep, heading to game chat.
Heading to game chat.
Yo, guys, what up?
Yo, what do I do besides die, right?
Well, I'm the Romer against a Blitz getting 4v1'd every round.
I'm the Romer.
Attempts to spawn kill three times.
I never spawn killed one time.
I've never spawned killed one time.
I'm the Romer getting Foreman Collapsed on by Blitz every round and you guys are refusing
to bear it.
So yeah, that's why I'm dying.
Stupid motherfuckers.
Water Gang Deidive I gifted.
See this is what happens to me to lose though.
Like it needs to be like the most demonic game of siege ever.
I died to a fire extinguisher and Blitz.
course my this is all just be this is all a spiraling effect of my first C4 not
killing Blanzom the C4 that did 50 damage it's all spirals from here
it's all just spiraling from my first C4
I'm gonna fucking lose it, man!
Ten seconds.
Five seconds to go.
You're full of excuses?
No, I'm not!
I'm pointing out the reason we're losing, dumbass!
You dumb motherfucker!
I'm getting 4v1 by Blitz every round that I'm bagging the band Blitz!
Like, don't speak on shit you don't know about, please!
There it is!
Come on, wap!
That's what I'm talking about.
Nice, guys!
J.S., thank you for the time.
J.S., thank you for the time.
Let's fucking go, man.
Great work.
I mean, it's winnable.
Bantlash, fuck that cringy ass up.
Worst siege player I've ever seen.
Worst siege player you've ever seen?
Yo, find me one guy with better solo queue stats than this.
Find me one human being with better solo queue stats than this.
Show me one, show me one, on a controller.
Show me one.
Besides nothing.
Besides nothing.
Besides nothing.
Hey, Jinxie, I'm copper and I'm better than you.
No, you're copper and you're delusional.
You're copper and you're fucking insane.
I'm copper and I'm better than you.
Yeah, right.
Bro, if you're copper, that means you're not even the best player in your house.
Your mom might be better than you, bro.
Me, Jack, y'all have a one point.
So you're saying you have a 1.5 KD in solo queue, your diamond 4 with a 74%?
Cap, cap and cap.
These are the best solo queue stats you'll ever see in your life.
Whoa, you will not see better solo queue stats in this.
For this rank, you won't see anything better, unless someone's literally cheating.
I've been sticking with someone.
Hey JNC, I've never played Siege, but I'm better than you.
Ten seconds before insertion.
Five seconds to go.
Look, that's not an ego, it's just facts.
Can't have a better win percentage than right than me in solo queue.
You can't.
It's not even possible.
Like, I'm the truth, bro.
Hey, GixD, I'm your thickest fan.
Baaarrrrrraaaarrrrrrrrr!!!!
Reloading!
Chop, chop, streamer boy!
I'm sorry!
He got one tap through the barricade.
He got one tap through the barricade.
Oh my god, that's actually insane.
Okay, second floor
A really big fucking hole coming right up.
You have located a bomb.
Who's ready?
Nice guys, nice guys, nice guys!
Find your dreams come true and I wonder if you know what it is, what it is.
Let's do this.
Guys, after this game we're out of play, big walk,
big walk, big walk.
You did nothing that round?
Yeah, I mean, I agree.
I did nothing, but I did stay alive.
Staying alive is something.
I stayed alive, and I created a little bit of ghost pressure
on the door of the window.
And then I rotated a group up with my team to not sell
so we could play trades, but then my team just
hit a clip when I was rotating.
She's not really much I did there.
Hey, Jinxy, got a question.
What up, Cypher?
Yo, Jinxy, can I kiss your headset, Dan?
A lot of more, I'm gonna decline that offer.
Yep, gonna decline that offer.
Hey, Jinxy, when is the fuck a fan contest?
No, that's never happening.
Jinxy, should I start playing R6?
I can't decide on any of your opinion.
It depends, bro.
If you like yourself, no.
If you hate yourself, yes.
Hey, Nick, it's me.
Give me the child support.
You owe me for planting one inside me.
Well, it's time out first underscore WW.
Hey, Jinxy, I am almost hard.
I need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Okay, it's gonna be interesting because they have a cave.
Do they have a tube?
I don't know if they have a tube.
Yo, he's a little bit late to this walk.
How did he know?
How did he know where my drone was?
I've been doing this longer than you've been alive.
Yo, GenC, I was absolutely spanking my shit,
but then your gameplay made me brutally flaccid.
Thanks.
Mods, time out, no Bap grumpy.
My gameplay should make you hard, bro.
Keep watching, man!
I got it I got it
five
fifteen seconds
ten seconds remaining
five seconds left. I got this speed.
It's not a bad try. It's just my ass was poking out, but I probably should have took an extra
second to walk up a foot so he couldn't see my ass. But then I just have like, and then
he has more time to roto. It's not a bad try. It's not a bad try. It's not a bad
I tried. It's not about trying.
West, think of it as your one. West, appreciate it, man.
We got a fucking ball game on our hands here, boys.
3-3. I look so with my Thatcher's. I don't fully understand Thatcher's rework yet, but I think I'm starting to get it.
You just spam shoot?
What is that thing, bottom left corner?
On God, I would have won that. Speed died again. Wait, speed died again? But how many deaths is he at? Like 10?
What it means?
Hey, Jinxly, did you reach Copper yet?
Did I reach Copper yet? It's basically...
basically NP thinkin' about gifted, well I'm trying to get champ, so the cop is not really
the goal, NP thinkin' about gifted, I mean if we have an ace I should just maverick it
Because I think Bandit can...
Chad, does new Thatcher counter Bandit?
I don't even know anymore.
Like I don't even know who wins that fight anymore.
Hey, man. Love you too, my boy. What do you even do? Cheesecake. I got the first pick and then got the band off the wall
Get off my weiner, man!
I also had the unluckiest start to this game ever. Oh my god Blitz doesn't ban
You know low key go here, and I'm just gonna stack a gumines for this fucking Blitz. This Blitz is such a loser
Low key just go here, and I'm just gonna stack gumines
Or I mean, could I just go boardin'?
They're gonna have a Blitz.
I mean, they do it every round. They have a Blitz every round.
W. Cameraman. I got the first pick!
Who's the negative or the prime? Fuck off!
Who is your favorite artist of all time?
Juice World is probably my, no, that's definitely my favorite artist of all time.
Of all time, that's like my most listened to artist.
Protect the bomb.
For sure.
Unreleased release, just pure bangers.
Yep, here's the drones.
They're gonna do it again.
It's your bro, do your fucking Blitzrush now.
Do your Blitzrush.
Do it.
I beg you to do it now.
Do your Blitzrush.
You're gonna have three goo mines in your foot.
Yeah, he's coming.
They're twitching.
Oh my god, why is Flanking this actually good?
Well my, try to actually flank.
Well my, could you flank?
Well, Mike, could you flank?
Mike, you're so bad!
Just flank!
Flank!
Okay, alright, I gotta get out of here.
I would've been alive, man.
I'm doing all this painting for you.
For you.
Fucking flank!
Gotta reload.
I'm two days into college and I'm three lectures from home.
Yo, uh, like I know I got absolutely fried, um, it's still a good, it's still a good gun
fight for me to take there. The fact that Wamai had 30 seconds to kill that
gridlock and waited for me to die to swing actually makes me want to stuff
this controller up my ass. Like Wamai, I shot two gridlocks, three drones, I'm
I'm drawing all the attention.
Just blank.
I'm absolutely horn swaddled.
We're gonna lose this in overtime match point.
Oh my God, we're gonna lose this in overtime match point.
That's disgusting.
This game should be over, man.
That's a steaming pile of shit!
Well my, I gave you a year to flank!
JUST FLANK!
Like, I'm baiting for you, bro!
You have to have more game sense than that.
I still decide I get fried.
I'm on a pixel, of course.
All right, lock in.
Okay.
The device you're throwing is located above.
Ten seconds.
What's at this site?
You found a bomb. Make your way to its location.
Calm down!
Ah! Tell him you're to calm down!
Tell me the combat is not going to solve anything. You know what's going to calm me down?
20 LP right now.
Or RP.
20 RP, that's, that'll calm me down.
Go fuck yourself.
Sorry, sorry. No, oh my god.
Sorry, that was way over the line. Sorry.
Yep, GG.
Classic round nine first pick.
Dog shit player.
I'm only getting aggressive because we're down numbers I'm only getting aggressive because
we're down numbers I'm only getting aggressive because we're down numbers I'm interested
in the modic game of siege no one bans blitz I get ran down by blitz 20 times first round
of the game I see four blitz square in the stomach he doesn't die next round I
died with fire extinguisher yes a fire extinguisher I didn't know it was there
and then I lose physical mind I lose physical mind what am I just right
the bottom team on a bottom map the bottom team on a bottom map if we
If we ban Blitz, we win that game 4-1.
WOLF!
If we ban Blitz, we win that game 4-1.
Behind you, behind you, behind you, I mean...
He made an explosion but...
Blink!
Yo bro!
The Kool-Aid man is behind you!
You didn't hear that?
most demonic game of siege ever played in my entire life most demonic game of
siege ever played in my entire life yeah slob you're an idiot suave oh you're an
idiot jt you're an idiot priors you're an idiot I said to ban blitz from round
two I said to ban blitz in round three ban blitz we win the game or better
yet well my if you just flank when you're supposed to flinch we win the
game. You are all sorry. All of you. You're all sorry. I don't care that I went four and
six. I went four and six because my team doesn't know how to ban and play off each other. Dog
shit fucking team. Sorry. All right. It's game time. All right. It's game time. We're
We're playing long walk with Joe.
Lock it.
I'm doing a student college and I'm three lectures behind there's this guy let's name
him Colin he said he wants to be mine but it doesn't really sit with me quite
right and he doesn't really like the things that I like all right chat new
game new game
Fantasy football, YouTube at all flock fantasy. I've been watching that channel for like 2 years now. I'm actually going to join the league this year. And as you guys know, I'm probably the best fantasy football owner of all time.
Now, chat. Who do y'all think is going to be the best.
Fantasy football player this year in 2026.
I'm going to mirror Gibbs.
Why is this an emo?
It's like this emo is physically only ever going to be used for negativity.
I said negativity.
Let's not do the pardon chip, please.
I think it's to mirror Gibbs.
Yo, CMC could be a CMC dude.
CMC sounds like a terrifying pick though.
Like hear me out, bro.
CMC in 2024 played like 10 snaps.
CMC is terrifying.
2025, it was the truth.
But like CMC 2024 played like two snaps
and he only got older.
Also, you guys know how Christian McCaffrey
like went to Germany to like check out his leg?
Bro, he has, it's called like, I forget what it's called, it's called like double tendinitis
something, but his legs are like decaying.
I don't know how to explain.
Um, hey, thanks for the LP last game, Jinxie.
You cough like an iPad kid.
K9, Kenneth Walker, bro, but doesn't Kenneth Walker split a lot of carries with, um,
Who's the guy who's the guy Kenneth Walker splits a lot of other waiting
They're waiting they're waiting they're waiting they're waiting look at me join. I'm too lazy and that is it's gonna be fun
Yo
And I set it down I set it up
I mean you place
So guys
Yo, Jinxie man your mic sounds like you are balls deep in the fan right now
Yeah, I feel like I hear you I hear like a fan right now
Okay, we're in the over there, Florida that we might be oh, that's weird. I might be my PC. Maybe hi
The big walk the long walk. Yeah, we're gonna walk into one of us as much alive. Yeah, wait. How does this sound better?
Yeah, bro, so you say now it's good. Yeah, okay. It's cuz voice isolation for better or worse
OK.
Yo, also we can't, JoJo, we can't use Discord
because there's activities apparently
where we're, like, not allowed to hear each other.
Oh.
Yes, it was to be one big adventure guys.
Come on.
We got lucky talkies.
So do you guys want to, like, beat the game today?
What's the vibe?
Because I think it's going to take, like, hours to beat.
I don't think so.
I have...
This is what me and JoJo are chefing up.
We're still waiting on agent.
We hop in the game.
We play it. We're probably not beating it. I do have to leave in like three hours
But if it sucks, we just play a different game
If it doesn't suck we rip it until we don't want to play it anymore
Okay, so all right that sounds good sounds good $15
Yeah, wait, it's 15 bucks. Multi-millionaire. I feel like normally these games are like seven bucks. I actually know it's $7 $5
$5.99 at least like
Yeah, they're gonna start talking about $15 being too much, Jake.
You are both multi-millionaires, by the way.
No, I'm not.
That's one chroma, too.
No, I don't mean like that, it's to be like, if friend slop games start actually taxing,
people are not gonna buy them because they know they're gonna play them for what, a
week.
Do you see, it's $15 taxing, bro?
I'm 13
Yeah, am I out of line here? I think like I'm not even
Know friend slot games are gonna last two weeks max and if it's 15 bucks
Why the hell would you buy it like actually how much was peak?
Probably seven bucks bro. I will I will you kind of change my mind here
I feel like peak has more play time to do the GTA 6 is gonna be like a hundred bucks
This is 15 like
You're telling me they spend one six of the time on GTA 6 what I've agent well
I do I do have the unpopular change that I would spend an ungodly amount of money on GTA
Like I think GTA 6 could cost $500 and I would
You're not gonna not buy especially as a streamer. Let's just say that right now. What are you gonna go? Oh, I'm gonna go on strike
I don't know what you guys think okay boom so you saw it coming out of this net hey guys you started coming out with a Netflix on a game
right all that yes I saw that yes I'm stopping GTA from coming out with a show or a movie to link with that
what is stopping them somebody say stop in chat am I hearing things remind us crazy some did he not just say stopping
did it what's stopping GTA from doing that why else would they connect with Netflix on this bro
But do you think they would make a show for GTA 5 or GTA 6?
I don't know.
But I think you should just make a show with GTA 5
and actually use Trevor, the actor.
Yeah, or you could do with GTA 4, because they got
high historic here.
You can do the San Andreas characters.
It's a whole universe.
Yeah, aren't they kind of old?
If you did GTA 5, they're kind of old now.
They don't look like they're characters anymore.
Joe, to spin back on what you said about GTA
being $500, when I was playing GTA 5 story mode,
I was like, how much is GTA 6 going to be?
And it was like $100, $120.
And then I was like, oh, that's a steal.
Like, that's a steal.
And then people in my chat were like, $100 for a game?
It's like, bro, you have 13 years to play this game.
Like, 13 years.
It's so much different, bro, because people don't bat an eye
when a shitty Call of Duty costs $70.
Oh my god.
But when GTA is 30 bucks more and you're
going to play the game for the next decade,
people are like, oh, no.
I can't buy that.
I will say, yeah, it's expensive.
But like, GTA, you're getting probably 30 hours of story time.
And then you also just get online.
Yeah, you get GTA online for like years.
You can play with your friends.
You know, GTA can charge $200, and it's a fucking steal.
It's 13 years of game life.
Don't give them any.
The rest of the dads are going to try copying that.
Everything's going to be $200.
Well, we have a lot of money spent for a $100.
Yeah, GTA is the only game that I would spend
that amount of money on.
Yes.
I would never spend.
Remember when?
Yeah.
Remember when GTA 4 came out with the ballad of gay Tony DLC and everybody's like,
I bet we all drop in DLC now.
And then that was just like the thing.
Well, I will be I will be 100% when GTA 6 online drops.
I'm probably going to spend a thousand dollars in shark cards and just
hold me out of touch.
Take it's like, bro.
Am I am I like, you know, this is not an out of touch.
Take one hundred dollars on GTA 6 is highway.
That is a steal.
You can play this game for 13 years.
They have not dropped another game in 13 years.
This isn't like fucking FIFA
where they scam you every year or 2K
where they scam you every year.
You can play a game made by incredible studios
of passionate people who dedicate their lives
to building the best games ever for 13 years.
You can spend $20 on fucking McDonald's, and you're saying $100 is not as steal for GTA 6, you're actually fucking delusional.
But you're actually insane.
But you're actually crazy. That is the best deal in gaming.
There will never be, there will never be another better deal than that.
Facts. Never.
100 bucks for GTA 6? Sign me the fuck up.
That's not out of touch. That's called like
comparing
That is literally bro. You know what's a scam 2k buying 2k every year FIFA buying to buy beef every year
Those are scams they make the same lazy fucking game every fucking year and then people are expected to buy it by EA
That's a scam rock star studios. They do not scam you they are
incredible developers and they spend 10 years on a project and it's actually a
passionate project. It's not that serious though it's annoying when somebody
says out-of-touch take when it's literally like the best deal you can get in
gaming objectively. Unless you plan on playing GTA 6 for two hours, which I
don't know anyone who's gonna do that. If you're gonna play GTA 6 for two
hours yeah you shouldn't spend a hundred bucks to GTA 6. If you're
You're going to play GTA 6 for multiple years like I know everyone is.
You should spend $100 on GTA 6.
There will not be a better game that comes out for the next five years.
Facts.
They will not be even close.
So don't type out of touch, Kate.
That is literally a steal.
That is a layup.
Is it even going to be $100?
How much is that going to be?
GTA 6 price.
It's not even a hundred bucks.
$79.99 for standard.
$79.99 for standard.
$99.99 for ultimate.
If you think this is a steal, you're actually like a,
if you think this is a bad deal,
you're actually a psycho, Matt.
You're actually a psycho.
So I have to clarify.
Is it confusing?
Is it weird?
No, no, no, it's just, there's a Joe, Joe and a Joe.
So I just wanna make sure you know.
I missed you, man.
I missed you a lot.
I missed you, man.
Yeah, I missed you.
Search FC 27. Don't tell me FC 27 is FC 27 price 70.
EA Sports FC 27 is $10 less expensive.
Oh my god, the standard edition 70, the ultimate edition 100, the ultimate plus is 150.
Like, like this is a scam. This is a fucking steal. Like this isn't even a good deal. This is the best deal you'll ever get in your life for a video game.
You're talking probably the best gaming developers ever are making one project every 15 years and you're going to spend 80 bucks on that. Yeah, that's a steal.
That's a steal.
I'm saying 100, you can spend 80.
I thought it was 100 for the base.
That is literally highway robbery.
Mods, fan that guy.
All right boys, I'm back.
Well, you know what, I'll just toggle it.
Okay, how do I toggle it?
I don't know the toggle.
That's what I'm saying, I don't know either.
It's like V to me.
I'm gonna open it up.
I get it, there we go.
I mean, I assume it's V.
Oh wait, no, it says mute is V, yeah.
Yeah, I see that.
So should we, should we death in?
Joe, I think I think.
Well, once everybody, wait, let's all do this.
Did you leak the password?
It doesn't matter if you leaked the code.
I don't know.
I might've been covering it.
Has everybody joined?
Has anybody joined or no?
Yeah, I'm not alone in this lobby right now.
Wait, hold on, I'm in the, I mean, don't see me.
You're in the game?
Yeah, yeah.
No, you're not.
You're in the playground?
Well, I'm in a game.
You're right here.
Oh, shit, you are a guy.
You are here, okay.
Yo, did you leak the password, Jinky?
I don't, I don't.
Is anybody joining?
I know it's just everybody that's here. Okay, then I think yeah, that's me. That's me. I think I'm gonna push the top
I don't know that up
Okay, check. How do I make it to where is you kind of think with it? What?
You guys pick each other up. You got look at their ass and
What's the push to talk mind man?
Oh Joe I can join you through my friends. Let's do that's ways here
Joe, I think she's in there.
Spare.
Can you spot it?
Oh, I fixed it.
I fixed it.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we hear you.
How do I get back up?
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Let's go.
I don't know if it's one of those passwords that covers it or not.
I like this music.
This reminds me of an A24 movie.
All right.
How do I...
Mmm, Drew.
Yeah, this music is kind of good.
Yo, Joe, Joe, go along.
Wait, what?
Oh shit, I got it, I got it.
All right, is everybody is everybody in?
Jixie, are you in? Hold up.
I'm not in here.
Hey, dude, this is a big.
Hey, you're about to pass a bag.
I'm in your game.
We can walk out, walk out of your corridor and you'll.
Oh, yeah.
So I'm out of first.
Yeah.
Well, I got it.
Hey, bro.
I mean, one second.
I had to turn the sensitivity down so much.
Who's ready for Nicholas?
Oh my god, I see you guys down there. Oh, I hear you in game
Probably definite discord yeah, I think maybe push the top is gonna make sense
Actually what you're hearing
Okay, great comes Joe
She's got eyes that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Can you hear me?
Damn bro the fucking, wait Dante can you hear us?
Yeah, oh they need it
Wait am I a push to talk or is it just voice activation?
I'm deafened
I've noticed bro be you have to be like right next to somebody to fucking hear them
Can you hear them over there? I am faintly
Yeah, like it's so quiet. Okay. Yo, are y'all we gotta stay like mad close because you can barely hear each other unless we're like
Right next to each other. We have big bites. Well a big box
Yeah, bro. Hey, man, you kind of stick with me. Wait, am I picking you up?
Can you put me down? Yeah, I'll beat your ass
How do I put him down?
How do I put him down?
Wait wait hold up look at his ass and then click it
Who's this blue face guy? Who are you? Blue face, baby? Yeah
Yo
Wait wait hold up E. Oh I could wave
by the end of this we're going to be the best friends the adventure will be wild and adventure
will be loud.
Yo Joe you have a brown face it feels kind of I don't know how to feel like this.
Hey Joe it's me.
Is there something wrong with me having brown face?
No it's fine.
Whoa.
I think I get it bro you just click stuff to pick it up.
It's going to be easy.
I see what you did there. Classic. Whoa. Wait, this is like gigantic. Okay, the graphics
seem a little lazy you can hear me yeah you're like fucking lagging now Joe can
hear me yeah I hear you yo it's like the life emo life but this is nice dude okay
so I'm assuming we should have green because I don't know what happens if
we abandon each other we definitely have to go to one of the fuck that is
over there now you can we take off so Joe if you left click that on if you
left click it turns on the lights here pick it up right click drop it okay
don't throw it at me if you're like
I can say life is Roblox that's DJ Khaled folk gay to raise your mic is a lagging
dude wait on the side hold up high-fives on the case high-fives on the case like
if you're from my stream it's like you're at this that's all I tell how
about now how about now how do I sound like a full sentence um Peter Piper pick
the beat back peppers Peter Piper picked a pickle pepper I heard Peter Piper
pepper no we've been waiting for y'all yo is this my lagging am I lagging
how do you turn up not all right hey you took my my life walking not just
you say a full sentence Joe I think you're hallucinating bro I think I'm
I'm not lagging at all.
Joe, I think you're in.
I'm not lagging at all.
That's what he just said.
Joe, I see you're lagging, bro.
You're not lagging at all.
See?
Joe, it's fine.
Joe Barg is my least favorite person in the world.
Damn, Jesus, fuck that.
No, I'm Barg, but he's got a fat-ass butt.
Damn, Jesus, Barg, fuck that.
I hate him.
Wow.
Hey, hey.
Did you throw an L-word?
I'll allow it.
I did not say, whoa.
OK, guys, we should head to that green building, guys.
All right, all right, let's go.
Let me see that chest.
I think you gas lit me into thinking I was lagging, bro.
Oh, there's no fall damage.
I don't know where the fuck it is.
Out there we go.
Yo, if you hold this over your head, it'll lock.
Yeah, and guys, tap your left click to...
Oh, I can throw it.
Look at that.
I can charge up and throw it.
Guys, look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Because we got both in a light, so, Bitty,
if you don't look at it, let me go.
Let that be light!
Bro, I think we just go on a big walk, man.
Seems pretty simple.
Ooh, camcorder!
Guys?
Guys?
Where did everybody go?
Hey, they left me.
Bro, they left me.
Okay, well never mind that camera's long gone with a memory of mine now. We have nothing
This is definitely our first puzzle here where
She's got eyes that it seems to me
When he sings he's not lagging but then we talk to you
Whoa
Guys there's a mirror here
I think it's the customize right no
Oh, we change our care to my black
Wait guys am I black now?
Yeah, I know yeah, I know
You don't have to change your color. You're good. What do you mean?
Yeah
I can't tell it's so dark. How are you doing that? How are you doing that? You're black?
Hey, I'm black. Oh, you put on somebody else
Because he has the he has the brush
Yeah, maybe my whole body green your favorite color screen
Hold up. You're standing too close to the paint. Come here. Come here
Wait, Joey won't let me Joe you got a retouch the paint every time. Oh
Joe you're all green
My favorite color is red and white make me red and white
Red top white middle red bottom white red and then white middle white middle and then red bottom
I
Think I was no, you know, you fuck yeah, it's mystery Joe the nice
Like he looks like not a lot you look delicious Christmas
He looks like a string of
That's you on the brush. Yeah, can you make me purple like Barney?
I'm not gonna lie. I kind of want to
I want a white head.
Should I get red?
Dude, you guys are all black right now.
Do you guys want to-
Yeah, I'm black.
You're all black.
You guys want to speak to it or should you do-
I think you guys should be different.
Oh, oh, oh, so-
So normally one of us should be black, really?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I just mean we need to know who we're talking to.
Yeah, we overfill the black.
Oh, so all black people look like that.
No, don't dance with them, Sins!
Tell them, Sins, I'm Sins!
Oh, you're pink.
Okay.
Don't say it's pink, okay?
Wait, I- I- I would-
Here's Don't say come to the queer, you're picking the middle look!
I still use!
You look good Don't say?
You look cute! You look cute!
I think it's fine. I- I'll take it, I'll take it.
Joe, wait Joe, I don't know if I like the blue man, honestly.
Dude, I look like Poland!
Rubberman and Donfsky!
Yo, we're going on an adventure, not on a fuckin' Dragway show.
I look like Poland right now!
Black and yellow, black and yellow like a song!
Black and yellow, black and yellow!
You look like a fuckin' bumblebee.
Yeah
Wait guys
Guys staircase
So I'm gonna be honest are these graphics $13
for the experience right now to this game.
What is this?
Yeah.
It's a puzzle.
There's a key.
There's a key over here.
This is where the key could go inside.
Oh, you've got to put the key inside that hole.
How do we get the key?
How much room about the key is on the staircase?
it opens we gotta find i think you gotta find four no the keys right here
yeah but we can't get the key down so we put four things in bro this looks like an avocado
free shavakadu that looks like an avocado bro what are these things it looks like the shape of a pair
bro we definitely do need to get the keys to unlock those areas
Yeah, I don't know how we get the holding holding
wait no no we need to find the items man
Guys I'm venturing by myself!
I'm scared!
Bro it looks like, it looks like uh...
Whoa, this looks promising. I think it's a telescope?
What's your horoscope sign?
Oh! I see it!
There it is! That's one of the eggs!
Uh, Capricorn, what's yours?
What's your problem? I don't believe in that shit guys look yes
You think there's fall damage Dante Dante go in the telescope and look that's the first item
We got to get there guys. That's the first item that red thing
How do you know?
The the the light we just had no no no this shit looks like a rose toy. Hold on wait
Oh, I know what a rose toy is I learned about the other day
guys should we take fall damage yes or no and why wait I'm sorry before you do
that how'd you learn where the worst way was the other day you want me asking so
pleasure I'm gonna I'm gonna see if this fall damage okay which we lock yeah
yeah we get nice no fall damage I'd love games with no fall damage really items
over there
doubted you find it
and now i was i was trying to fix my my greens green
I wish there was a way to ping stuff in this game like
I forgot the direction that you showed
Me too, it was up on a mountain
Thought that I think it's right up here, the flashing light
Alright, let's get him man
Flash it
Lights, lights
I'm stuck on a rock
You got it, you got him
You got this, mate
Yep, there it is
Dante, we're doing good, bro
I think this is one of the items
Okay, so now, uh, I mean
I
Just straight up there bad things that you want me to carry it don't say I
Think um, bro. That's shit. We can shit do look like a rose toy
Told you bro. He said wait up open it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, do what you do it. Oh hit it hit it
Okay, never mind. I don't think that's doing it don't say how are you doing that try that again? I
Don't know what I was doing. I had to grab it. I could have grabbed it, but it went away
Okay, hold on.
Wait, that shit looked like a toy for Thanos, now that I think about it.
It does look like a toy for Thanos.
Why isn't it?
Yo, what did we just do?
Okay.
Dante, how did you...
How are you?
But you're doing it!
You're a genius!
You're a genius!
I don't know what you did!
I don't know.
Let's go.
That's one of the four.
We need to...
Dante, we need to do that three more times.
I'm going to go back to that telescope and find the next one.
Bro, I don't know where the other one's doing anything right now, Dante.
I'm going to be honest.
I don't know what everybody else is doing. Maybe they're...
Well, maybe when we get back to the location, they found one too.
That is what we call wishful thinking, bro.
I'm fucking stuck.
Okay, I'm good. We're good. We're good.
The fuck are they? They're throwing a light at the...
Hold up, hold up.
I got this thing.
You want any more stamina?
I'm gonna put it in the hole.
So slow.
Wait, Dante, where did we go again?
Oh, God.
I got your bag. Over here, right over here.
Dante, one of my reasons is I don't have a good...
good sense of direction it's one of my weaknesses in the life okay so well
that's really bad for this type of game which is we're gonna need to know where
we're going well where did we go from Dante I don't remember unfortunately my
direct my sense of direction is actually bad as well but oh wait I remember
it was right up here by the staircase
yo don't say do you watch anime or no yeah I just started like a two like a
a year ago nice what's your what's your favorite anime probably rearing and death
note right now or like my oh and that's how I'm trying that's how time is like
the most superior did I've ever seen dude who's your favorite character in
death though what the fuck you hear that okay sorry who's my favorite or who
in depth though who's your favorite character
oh no that's a good question wait don't they might chat is saying free rent
is peak what is free rent what you're in bro free rent free rent is absolutely
amazing hello yo bro you're not even helping us we got
I don't think and looking for sure. What do you mean? You're not
Okay, first of all, I'm the reason why he opened that you guys went to with the red light wait. I was you
Yeah, I was flashing it so y'all could find it and then I opened it
Bro, you're the one who opened it nice. Okay. Okay. We need one telescope man. We need one telescope man
You can't get in the free run is basically like think you know how like an anime ends
the anime starts at the end of what an anime would like you know in that and it works backwards
journey beyond it's about the journey beyond bro not beyond the ending bro like what happens
when the anime ends and beyond that it's so fire bro interesting wait I can't
move this telescope any further I get it this telescope can only find one thing
we need to go to another telescope to find another one yeah wait you get your
agent no I hear his echoes like he's in a cave or something
Yeah guys we found the first
Star Wars toy me agency found
Uh, we found a road for we put it in and Joe and Joe's got a different
Yeah, well Joe Joe was like shit for that
We've got a beach. No I did
No, I did help them
I opened up the case
Right
Yo, just grab my ass and then we'll be taller.
Is it me?
We don't need to be taller though, we'll be too tall.
Yo, now take your ass!
Hey, what happened?
Yeah, grab my ass!
WHERE'S THE BUTT?
Grab the right one!
Yo, you got a car there!
Dang!
Who's ass am I looking at?
Who's ass am I looking at?
I can't see the button because somebody's not turning my face.
You see that?
You like what you see?
Alright, you got it.
Give me that.
Oh!
The jump dude, you don't have it.
Guys, same thing, come on.
I got this thing.
I don't understand, I don't understand.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's doing something, it's doing something.
Yo, somebody grab my ass so I can be taller, please.
Oh!
I'm grabbing it.
Nope, we're good.
We're good.
Guys, now we gotta bring it back to base.
Yo, Joe!
Why'd you throw it?
Why'd you throw it?
I can't see this thing.
I'm two days into college and I'm three lectures behind there's this guy let's
He said he wants to be mine, but it doesn't really save me.
Have you ever done karaoke, Jakesy?
No, but I've always wanted to get drunk and do that.
Oh, you know what's weird is you could have done that after streamer game, but it didn't go.
There was a karaoke there?
Yes!
I saw one last crap on Selvett.
For real, sir?
Okay, half way there.
See these two blanket lights on the top?
No, that's where we gotta go.
bro we just have to find where are you sure it's not this staircase here oh my
god I understand it you need four of the rose toys and then you can unlock a key
I understand it now
You need four rose toys and then you get a key
What?
You need four rose toys once on enough
Well for the game easy little freaky fuck
But I don't think a rose so it works on a dude though chat. I don't think a rose toy works on a dude, right?
Didn't you just use one here that I know I didn't use what I learned what it is
I learned what it is
it does on your butt I did it oh yeah I guess technically you can use anything on
your butt technically no but they're all there the only need two more of these
fucking things right sure that's where I don't even gonna be able to get up there
I mean we should go to the first but like the closest light right that's
quite a big wall yeah you know what guys here's what we should do
guys stay by the car stay by the car two of us go to the one on the left three
Let's go to the one on the right.
No, but there's three lights.
I don't think this is where we need it.
Yes, it is.
Big bar.
I got this, baby.
I'm going up the mountain.
Yo, this game's movement mechanics are not really that good.
I get stuck in a lot of rocks.
Minus one immersion.
I don't know if I would pay $14 for this.
Yeah, I lowkey get stuck into a lot of rocks, guys.
That's my...
Bah-rah!
Do you see how hard it is to move?
Bah-rah!
Do you see how hard this is, Chad?
Do you see what I'm doing?
I'm like full-on strafing.
Wait, where'd everybody go?
I thought, said somebody should come with me.
Are there monsters in this game?
Guys, where's the...
Flashing.
Light.
Light.
I think the flashing light de-spawned chat.
Flashing.
Light.
Light.
I don't know how I can get off this thing.
Which, is this the flashing light?
Moonman coming for your ass?
Yeah, I don't know where the flashing light went.
Isn't this where I fucking spawned?
Challengeous adventure.
Voila! This is where I spawn now.
Baaarra!
Guys, I don't know where this light was.
It was flashing this vicinity, but it, like, despawned.
Sometimes in the life I'm too competitive Interesting I don't know where this mud slide chat
have you guys ever mudslided your pants Whoa chat have you guys ever did a mudslide in
your pants yeah I don't know where this light is bro I'm gonna be honest with you
yeah look like blood it did look like blood is jinxie drunk uh it's 4 p.m. on a
Saturday if I was drunk right now that'd be a problem I'm gonna at least wait till
6 p.m. Oh hey guys! Yo they found another rose toy! What? You guys found another one?
Hey bro come on bro. Let's go figure it out. Come on. Wait I saw somebody was carrying one.
Did you get my gun? Oh yeah. We got a rose toy. We have a rose toy.
You can drop stuff if you fall. Yo it's definitely down here that's like later games.
So that's the third one. Oh really nice job. We only need one more
Joe I wish you would pick me up like that
lost sorry wait are we going to the base I yeah I'm gonna go put this one down
and then me and then we just gotta get the last one bro I went into one of those
lights but I just kind of like these spawned I couldn't really find that
anymore yeah I think you went too far I don't think that's where we need to go
Yeah
Yo, I saw you said I saw you said that I was the sexier in person
That might have been AI how don't did I say that
Dude it might have been AI bro, I'm not even gonna lie
No drama to be honest bro when I saw you in person like I did almost pop a boner
in the Italian restaurant yes can you hold down one of these buttons yes yes
yes you need two people to drop these off oh not that one Joe you ever watch
anime Joe yeah I've seen some anime so what what's your favorite what anime oh
okay I don't know I like mob psycho the most of the like three that I've seen
I've never even heard of that mob psycho. Oh
It's fucking cinema dude mob psycho has some fucking fire fight scenes
Wait, what are the other two animes you watched Joe? I?
Watched one punch man was the first anime I ever watched I haven't seen season 3 because people said it was so trash
I just saw them jump in the distance. I don't know if you saw that um
What else I saw aot I watched
watched uh mh8l like season six and then it became unbearable wait my hero academia yeah
that shows fucking garbo now really i've heard of one punch man it's kind of garbo then
dude dacus like the most annoying name character i think ever oh that kind of blows my hero
back bro come on wait where is not it you know jizzy jizzy i i have somebody said
that you're kind of like menorah manetta who's menorah manetta oh he's a
fucking great character man don't worry about it yeah that sounded sarcastic
chat who the hell is that they're just retweeting it
should i look him up menorah manetta get it he wears a little diaper and he
He's like he is like powers that he just shoots out grapes.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he is wearing a diaper.
No, you're not actually you don't want to be like Minora Minata.
He's horrible.
This guy looks like a shit stain, bro.
He's the worker.
He's like King Gunner.
He's horrible.
Wait, what do we have to do?
Oh, there's probably four of them.
There's two on that side, I think.
Oh, you guys found the last people.
Yes, I didn't even touch their button.
Wait, I can only click it once.
I think it's on now?
No, we see it.
We do see it light up.
Wait.
I'm standing on my button.
Now, I'm ready to extract.
Did everybody touch their button?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's all red.
Oh
Ready i'm gonna count down i'm gonna count down
Okay
three
two
one
Nice guys
Really good really good
Guys it's all about timing timing
Nice guys great work great work
Okay, maybe we can go to another section now
Yeah, we'll be able to go over that bridge.
Yo, everybody good job.
I think everybody found the beat. Everybody found one.
Yeah, good work guys, good work.
Um, okay. The first anime I ever watched, which I didn't like, was Seven Deadly Sins.
I watched Season 1, I didn't really like it.
And then I didn't really like anime.
But then I watched Death Note, and I really liked anime.
like to anime. So then I watched Naruto, I watched Naruto Shonen Jump, Shippuden,
most of Shippuden, and then I watched all of Naruto. No, I watched most of Shippuden,
not all, but most. Like I watched up to like, I think, all the way through the
Itachi arc and all the way through the Pain arc, and I think after that I kind
fizzled out um yeah I played all the game so I'm just kind of just going off of that and then
the thing is yeah yeah but then we I think to be use this key on this shit no this is a good
question I think we do okay but hold on man shit yeah guys there's a keyhole over here there's a
bridge over there that he's the key though right now somebody tells me if this does something
But there's some stuff to unlock
Wait wait, it's like shredding something
It's filing the key
Yeah, we need to find all these just it's gonna make the keyhole
I know there's a lot of time to do that
No, we need a light source to correct this dead star
Bro, WOLA this game seems like a grind to like oh my god
yeah no there's zero chance we beat this yeah what the other ones I think they're
all scattered in this general area great camera work I'm not gonna steal the key
from someone
yeah there's one down here okay but yeah we're fucking speed running
I'm bringing the key I'm bringing the key I've got the keys
excuse me, excuse me, excuse me throw it in the side, throw it in the side
I hope not saying that your favorite anime is Overflow, Jensy
I've never watched it I've never even heard of that what is Overflow?
No my favorite anime is probably Death Note, bro I'm not gonna lie to you
That note is peak.
Even though that's like a traditional take,
that note is peak.
That's a gunner anime.
Oh, overflow is literally hentai, someone said.
It's literally just hentai.
Nice.
It's just hentai.
Nice.
That's insatant.
Solid choice, Nicky, solid choice.
I don't watch that dude, that's all I said.
I said I didn't even heard of it.
I don't watch that one.
Look, it's an arrow.
I don't know what the arrow is.
It's telling us to go to the stairs.
Yeah, as well.
Woo!
Level! We did it!
I really appreciate your openness to share things about yourself like that.
Bro, I don't- I find it hard to believe that people could actually goon to hentai though.
Like, how does that get me going?
Oh, come on. Come on, Jigsie.
What do you mean?
What's that?
Yeah, I did, okay.
Yeah, now we're getting into this conversation.
And there was a solo Jonesy, isn't it?
Joe, what was your question?
What? Okay, well, have you ever seen...
I don't know what to say.
I haven't even insured this conversation.
Have you ever seen Fortnite before?
Okay, I'll do it.
So, do you see pretty much the Overwatch Fortnite porn?
I, in high school, I did watch Jonesy and the default, uh, like...
Bro, we're missing Don'tay.
No, we are missing Don'tay.
I mean, that is kind of like Puck knowledge. I'm not gonna lie.
But bro, what's the first boner you guys ever got in your life?
Do you remember?
I remember.
I was watching James Bond.
You're watching James Bond?
He didn't give me the boner, but he was kissing some model.
Oh, so you're watching.
You're watching.
So you got turned on by an old James Bond gun?
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
Yeah, so what?
First boner I ever got was Megan Fox
opening the car in Transformers.
For what?
What about Transformers?
Remember when Megan Fox opened up the front of the car like the front of the Mustang and Transformers and then the steam?
Yeah, that was the brawls bar I never got
I'm trying to think, I don't know
I never wanted to stroke my dick in the theater before
What? What?
What's up on Megan Foss and her...
Bro y'all, is that airy fuck?
No, I don't like it
Oh god, Joe's like glitched
I got you, Joe
I got you, but anyway
Yo
Elementary middle school where you just randomly be like hard like all day dude in my Spanish
Bro because the thing about me was I would always get morning wood so I had Spanish
Yes, I had Spanish at like seven in the morning and every morning I would get morning wood
So I would do the waistband method one of my friends
Well, I didn't I was told my friend I'm like dude, I don't know what to do
I keep getting boners at seven in the morning. This is my freshman year and you just walk around
I would pitch a tag and then you gotta tuck it tuck it in under your belt
Yeah, you got it. Yes true true. No, but what I would do is I would go straight up
I will put my boarders straight up and I would peel my pants back and no one would tell the difference
You guys I got something I got something guys. Oh, it's a seat
The sun's down, the sun goes around
I know the world will change for me
All the stars in the sky
They're my eyes, they're my eyes
Oh my god, this is a performance
She can sit down, can you hear her?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The sun goes down, the sun goes around
No, he...
No!
No, I don't know how to do it.
Come on.
Did you ever make it back to Byron Bay the day you told me?
To quit drinking and thinking that I was gonna die before 30?
Your mom was so worried about all those kids in the house tearing picture frames down.
Our fathers were never around when we were younger
If you knew who got it, you'd stand in the stairs so we could figure out what this is about
Oh, not! I just got to speak to this beautiful girl
Saw you on a river's edge, dragging on a plastic cigarette
With your swim top still wet
Thank you, bro
Wow
I mean, dude, that was... wow
Bro, thank you, bro
That was from the heart
I feel like...
That was from the heart, I could tell
See, the thing about Joe is like, love him to death, kid
But he doesn't appreciate moments, bro. He's always trying to just chop down the next tree like Joe enjoy the view bro
Right, this is the big walk. We're not the big fucking sprint. Yes. It's about enjoying exactly
Exactly, bro. I love the death kid
Really tagging in the scenery man, it's fucking gorgeous
DOBIS GOKU NOOOOO!
DOBIS GOKU NOOOOO!
You guys!
DOBIS GOKU NOOOOO!
Yep.
Hold on Joe, Joe.
Joe, what are you doing?
Wait, is this a walkie-talkie?
Wait, hit that button again.
Which one? Which one? Which one?
Oh, it's already dead.
Doesn't have a, doesn't have a.
Okay.
I'm holding like a radio.
It's like a frequency.
Yeah, but I'm on the frequency.
Well, that sucks.
What do I do?
Maybe keep walking and find clues?
I think it literally is just a fucking radio.
You can go back and match the audio.
Nah, it's just a music box.
Ooh, there might be something up here.
It's like hard because some of the stuff is just like fun little items and then some shit's like
You have to do a little puzzle.
Yeah.
Have you ever played like a puzzle game?
Yeah.
Right?
You should do an escape room game and you're not allowed to leave the game out.
I wish it was huge, this area.
Joe, but the thing is bro, I might have like some form of CTE man.
Joe, you saw me playing Simon Sets, right?
Yeah, I watched the clip back of you raising your hands and you didn't even realize like you were out until you fully raised your hands
Yes, that should be a next next junko stream lock him in an escape room alone. No chat help. He's in there until he gets case
So I would probably just die like starvation digging through the wall with a spoon like a prison escape
Bro, where do we go now guys?
I mean really is a big walk isn't the goal of the game just to keep getting higher and higher like it's like peak
But like way harder
Yeah, nothing wrong with moving in.
I'm gonna get out of here.
There's nothing deeper to get in.
I see some rad y'all hearing the music. I'm jammin' out through.
I see some rad. Yeah, that's a good vibe, dude.
Keep that playing.
It is amazing.
Bah-ha-ha.
Guys, it's a roller coaster.
Look, right up there. It's like a roller coaster.
I got one trailer.
Oh, shit!
I think you might actually be able to get on it right here.
Wait, guys, flashing lights.
Okay, I'm off rollercoasters.
Guys, flash your light!
Flashin', flashin', flashin',
fly, slide, slide, slide, slide, slide.
You believe in shootin' stuff.
But she believe in shoots and cars.
What bobbin' of new apartment?
If you're heading out alone, consider leaving a note.
Oh.
Get me right shit on here?
I don't know.
All of these little little little you type on it. That's your little father. You're heading out look, bro
How do you take this one? How do you take?
Wait, how did you do that?
Wait, can you see this
I
Just stop music
Jamesy likes we need okay, seriously guys
Guys, where do we go now?
God that is did something
It's it's god doesn't click something the world
Wait, this is where we spawned
Wait
The spawn is the same, but we are different now maybe there's something you know I'm saying we've learned more wait
Hey, Gigi, man, do I catch?
No, no, no, no. Hold up.
Get ready. I'm throwing it to you.
Catch it.
Oh, shit!
Throw it to me.
That was like a JJ McCarthy throw, bro.
Hold it up. Let me get another one.
Yeah.
Dude, I don't really know what we're supposed to do.
This game's not very clear of, like, where you're supposed to go.
Oh that light's green now.
You're right.
Fade away.
Oh shit. Michael Jordan.
JoJo catch.
Is that coming right from me?
Yeah I think this is a radio station.
In the sky guys think there's a missile coming at me right now
It's a flare. It's the flare. Oh
It's a flare communicates with another area far away. Yeah, we just don't know what area
That area I think they have to receive the message and send a message back look if you hold the red
Hello, blue shit lights up
Wait yo, this is a walkie-talkie y'all is there another one that's it. No that that light goes green up there AJ
That what you're saying
What that light up there is green now when you hold on this will we have to go?
What does one of us have to stay down here? Yeah, I think so
I'll say all right, and you're gonna stay down here. We'll radio in
Joe put me down, bro
Oh
Yo, this game really is a long walk though area. I don't think we missed an area
That back area is the tutorial room and we have to just go up here
Spartan check janky, I don't think I'm able to do that. Okay, what don't actually do that bro
So the objective is to get to the top of the mountain, right? I
I would assume as we get higher and higher
But it looks like we're also going to go to that yellow tower all the way up fuck over there at some point
It's a big walk how much value monetary wise I'm gonna be honest this is worth out
This is worth about 99 cents right now. I'm just gonna be dead
I'm sorry now. It's the 99 cent game the game's lagging the movements weird and clunky
I get stuck on rocks continuously the path of where you're supposed to go isn't really clear because just
gigantic mountains everywhere with random lights. The tutorial only explained how to move. It
didn't explain what you're supposed to be doing. Um, and yeah, I'd give this 99 cents
right now. 99 cents that game. What about Rainbow? Well, Rainbow's free, so that should
tell you everything you know about this game. Rainbow's free.
Hey, agent, can you hear me?
Over.
I can hear you, over.
Yeah, so I got a walkie-talkie over here.
Don't know where the other two went.
Over.
Agent, Joe is grabbing my wiener mysteriously right now.
Agent, over.
Roger that.
Let's grab it afterwards.
Okay.
Agent, we don't know the next objective because this game doesn't really tell you anything.
Agent, uh, hold up. Agent, uh, Joe just kicked the walkie-talkie, over. I have retrieved
did currently now over
over over
which I kinda wanna like
get a walkie-talkie in real life now just say over a bunch
Now you can't be heard, over.
Uh, JT, can you hear me?
I can hear you loud and clear. Over.
I'm also standing right fucking next to you, so...
Over.
So, uh, you and I know you're men in the radio station tower.
It's been real dark and we have no source of light,
and JT and I are alone in a ravine. Over.
Roger that. Oh, rockets in the air in the sky.
If JT and I were to starve to death down here,
down here do you think that I should eat his arms or his legs first what's his
biggest organ
uh J.C. what's your biggest organ probably my penis I knew you're gonna say
that truth in a lie
oh this game's movement is poorly designed
So I'm stuck on a rock again. Okay. Now I'm good. I think you're just bad at moving
Yo, bro, I'm an R6 champion. I have movement figured out
Dude, I tapped into your stream you're arguing with your chat. They're saying that you were like trash or something. Yeah, that's
Wow, that's every stream I've ever done
Yep loud and clear here. Yeah, what's going on?
What channel would you happen to be on on your walkie-talkie over? I
I honestly really couldn't tell you I just picked it up and I can only left and right click
I'm currently walking my way back to the flair area
Okay, Joe Joe has a walkie-talkie and he has no idea how to use it at all
Just one click. I'm just wondering what color your walkie-talkie is
Mike's blue
over
Jinx sees his yellow
And it was a yellow
Oh, you're skiing.
No, I just want to get up to the floor again, so I can walk in here, Tom.
Sorry, my walkie is blue and Jinx is yellow.
We are approaching the Big Red Funnel pause over.
Yeah, hey, Joe, sorry, ages have done that.
So what does it mean to have a green walkie talking over?
I'm trying to really tell you, I have a big button right now, though.
Joe, I wanted to ask you, like, how do you always have these giant-
I can't even read cups like these huge cups
I only have one it's a bit. It's one big red solo
Where do you get it from like the big red cup store? I've never even seen that
Something you don't really remember how you got it
Okay, we are currently in the red tower heading to the top over
We're at the top of the red tower
Uh, yo, I have some bad news for you guys that might make you want to, uh, potentially, uh, give up.
Let me know if you want to hear the good news or the bad news.
Come again, don't make us the calm as you were given us the bad news.
Uh, the bad news is I am at the Big Red Tower and there are five, uh, what spots that we need to fill, uh, in multiple spots as well.
So, stop, stop, stop, we understood, understood, over.
This is the worst game I've ever played in my life, over.
So, uh, is this a hard pivot angle?
Oh, for...
So, there's no monsters, there's nothing funny, you just grind.
Big walk?
Or...
Is whatever you want to do, Joe, over.
How many hours is on steams refund policy over
Over
Yeah, but it's not even like toddler attention span. It's just a tedious afternoon
Steams refund policy gives us two hours
I am at the top of the business funnel right now with Genki, and there is another key area with five things that we need to fill that unlocks another key that we need to engrave to go to the next area.
Is this game shopped or no? Question mark.
No, he's just cutting in on that.
I'm getting nothing that you said to be clear, Combs only have one person talking at a time.
Thank you.
All right.
Joe, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it, Joe.
To be serious?
No, dude.
Please.
No, you can't.
Yeah, I know.
Please. No, you can't.
Yeah, I know, but like, what are we doing, man?
Oh, Joe just...
Uh, Joe just plummeted to his death. Over.
You guys want to play Among Us? Over.
You guys want to play Among Us? Over.
I mean sure I guess bro yeah chat chat like you guys can we run a poll on this
like is this game good I don't think we're gonna be here for 15 hours guys but
you know it's the like you know so no one's having fun but me nobody am I
having fun yeah am I having enough fun that I want to go do five more puzzles
that are down at the bottom of the mountain and then have to carry them
all the way up to then unlock a key to go to another area to do the same
It's about the fucking journey man. Yeah, but like I mean, where's the journey though?
We're doing it. It was ten hours
Wait, how many? It's ten
I'm gonna head to that refund policy now
Yo, it's just like, it's not even really like funny.
It's just like a tedious grind, like I don't even, there's no monsters, there's no real
enemies, the movements kind of like clunky, like it's just, I feel like they just ship
this game into a toilet.
So how do you refund on steam?
Like, yo, I don't just say, you can refund in two hours.
Yeah, but like you're saying skill issue. I know you're just rage baiting and being annoying, but it's like even if I was the best big walk player in the world, like that's just not my type of game.
You're just sort of like doing a bunch of objectives walking around. That's an ass.
The game is peak, by the way, 78% of chat said the game is not good.
Like I don't even like I'll have as you did it. Okay.
Reason it's not fun. Yeah. Also that game like that game is just overpriced. Yeah.
Fuck that.
Yeah, what else guys know.
Bro, did you just refund that game?
Yep.
How do you do that?
What's the steps?
Go to Steam, go to support,
and I think it should be under refund.
You have two hours to do it.
Yo, I think there's a problem of just like,
there was games of friend slop games that were peak,
like for example, peak or repo,
but now there's gonna be like an epidemic
of people just doing that
where they're just copying and pasting the characters
and just shitting out a game
and then upcharging for it.
because that game is ass, like objecting to that game's ass.
I don't think it's at.
Honestly, I did have fun during during that time,
but I I the reason I I was like, we should cut it here is because
it would have gotten a lot more unfun when we are grabbing the nine
fucking Kong ball that I mean, put into a five.
I was going to finish.
Maybe if there was like 12 of us, we could progress faster.
But yeah, five of us.
So the game has been under production for six years and originated during the pandemic lockdowns as an experimental virtual hangout space
before evolving into a structured co-op exploration game.
Yep, Jinxies hate farming the guac.
Wait, they spent six years on that?
And they spent six years on that and you just responded that shit and caught a trash.
Yep.
Not to bad.
Six years.
Wow.
I mean, add fucking Walker to some shit, man.
I don't know dude. Bro, there needs to be like monsters or something
I don't know bro. Bro, there needs to be like sound cues and like agent slash otherwise
You guys are shitting on big walk with this and you pay a thousand dollars for
And dad man, we're comparing
Big walk
Bro, okay, I did not know they spent six years on that game that means they were like making this game
Before the friend slop era bro. Yeah, exactly, but I think it's cuz I think the debt team was really small
That's why I like, you know, they don't have like a thousand man team or like that
But I mean not every game has to have like, you know a way to die
Okay, so now what gentlemen, we're doing now. What's five now?
Dude, I mean towards among us. We just need to get like four people
You could do repo. I mean, I know the guys who play repo before it's it's kind of like that
I played repo I played the fuck out of repo. I would have to say we know I do repo among us scribble
I oh I play some other I'm not forever up game. I mean we can do it my music
But like who we're gonna get we would just get four people that are like live right now that would want to play
I'm gonna be chop. I said monopoly
Yeah, I don't know if I've played among us with Muda. I feel like Muda would probably now he wouldn't
cheat. Chap Muda would be scary in an among us lobby though. Let's see. Let's think here, bro.
Yo, snap snake. Thank you, bro. I found it. Oh my god. And we've got yo, let's all start our own
hardcore Minecraft marathon where we have to beat the elder guardian, the ender dragon,
the warden, and the wither.
And we can't end the game.
What the hell is the elder guardian?
That is fucking genius dude.
I would throw myself off of a fucking tower.
Not a single person wants to see Among Us.
Why are you dumping on Among Us, bro?
Among Us is a good game.
Guys, I've played repo like 500 times.
I've literally played repo like 500 times.
I think among us would be fun among us to be more fun than that.
What the fuck?
But.
You're a hummingbird.
It's a. OK, I want to be right back.
Birds of war is a bird based battle game that involves birds, war and eggs.
Are you sponsored?
Just say birds of war.
I was just talking about how I'm a hummingbird man.
Yo, Jixie, have me and you ever 1v1'd Birds of War? I think I would actually skilled if you.
Probably, bro. I don't want to be good at Birds of War.
Yeah, Joe, you're kind of a fucking loser, bro.
Okay, bro. Alright, here we go.
Yo, Jixie, I'd actually skilled if you in Birds of War.
Yo, we started, bro.
Yo, I'm dead, bro.
Yeah, we started, bro.
Scribble I.O., Joe. What is that game?
Scribble IO is really fun. Scribble IO, we could get more people for that too. Scribble IO is a game where you get a word
You get a word and you have to draw it and everybody else guesses it. It's not, you know, it's Scribble with no E
It could be fun. That game too. Phasmophobia is kind of an E, isn't it? Phasmophobia. I fucking die instead of like Phasmophobia.
This is how Phasmophobia is gonna work. We all go in we all know how it works
I'm gonna measure the temperature and then I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna go it's a gin
That where I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna go
Rick Grimes Rick Grimes Rick Grimes Rick Grimes. He's gonna trigger a hot. I'll watch you get decapitated and then I'll run out
Yeah, Phasmophobia, I'm not gonna lie the first time I played that game
My head wanted to explode like I had no idea what I was even doing. I played it twice. I like kind of understand it
But yeah, you have to like know what the fuck's going on in phallopophobia
Well, I'm so down to rip scribble IO. I'm not trying to what is
Scribble that'd be cool. Well, like we can't leave the code or nothing. What is it though? Like?
Scribble IO is just a browser game where you draw shit and guess what the other person is drawing and whoever has the most points wins
You know when I switch up scribble IO it just starts it this site can't be reached
Bro motherfucker say bro. Just look up scribble, but don't actually type IO. Just look up scribbles SK
RIB BL dot IO you just said BBL
Oh, yeah.
That's good.
OK, here it is.
Scribble I.O. right here.
I've never actually heard of this.
Is this not just literally garlic phone, though?
Bro, but garlic phone, you're just trying to draw shit.
That's funny.
And you're usually not drawing shit.
That's funny.
This one, like you're actually trying to draw an object
that you want people to guess.
This one?
I'm down.
I'm going to go piss right away.
I mean, we can do both Scribble I.O. and garlic phone,
though.
Yeah, I'm down to do both.
It's literally Pictionary.
Yeah, it's kind of like it's basically just online
Pictionary.
That's what I said.
I didn't hear that.
I'm sorry.
OK.
All right, yeah, I'm going to go run to the bathroom real quick.
OK, yeah, we do the Gribble.
Got it.
I don't really understand what the fuck I'm.
So Joe walked away.
What should we all talk about now?
Anything in particular?
I'm playing Scribbleio right now.
Silence.
Yeah, no, we all are.
But I'm already in a game, so.
What do you mean?
No, you should host a private one instead.
I'm locked in right now, so.
Why?
Why are you playing without us?
I thought we were friends.
Because of Hasnora, EEE, Nevermind, Lily, Hunter,
and Table Tennis ones play.
Oh yeah?
You and Table Tennis go way back?
Big time.
Yeah.
OK, cool.
pretty good game by the way when was the first time table tennis got a boner
do you remember did they ever tell you a table tennis is a woman last time her
clicked out wet was five days okay we can stop we can actually start right
there well it's about a boner she don't have one all right yeah I would have to
I don't have to pivot away from his conversation.
So Mike, I don't like that game.
I'm nice.
I'm nice at this.
Let me get this fucking weak ass lobby.
You need to fucking suck, bro.
Yo, so I'm not a lie.
I did a little bit of research.
Yeah, I'm back to hate for him and turns out
the game was actually pretty well reviewed.
I mean, I don't.
I'm not saying it's a bad game.
I just don't think it's a good 10 hour stream game.
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
But listen, we could also rip Jackbox.
Oh, I fucking hate Jackbox, bro.
Bro, you wanna play like, Treaded Murder Party or?
No, bro, cause everyone, like,
everyone says it's fun and then I play it and it is trash.
What game are you playing?
They're not playing Jackbox.
All of them.
I don't know, the game itself blows.
You know what else blows?
What what what else blows agent yo you guys ready?
Yeah, yeah, can you host the lobby play? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, all right. Yeah, I'll do okay. No, I just hit play and now
Yo chat I want to say um I
Want to apologize to the big walk?
Devs I did not know you guys are building your game for six years. Um I
I thought it was another one of those games where it was like somebody made it in a week.
My bad.
Chad, I do want to say this is not applying to the big walk though, but I think like there
was an era of like, Chad, what was the first ever like friend slop game that like blew
up?
like lethal company among us isn't friend slop guys among us is not a friend slop game
lethal company was like a legendary content warning bro low-key yeah so i have a feeling
we might have an epidemic approaching where like now there's just gonna be a new one every month
bro among us was good lethal company was good peak was good um content warning content
the morning was by my favorite because there was like monster I don't know I
think for a friend slot game to be good it has to be fast paced and there has to
be like it has to be fast paced and scary fast paced and scary um and funny
fast paced scary and funny that game was just like a fucking grind I don't
like I don't know how to explain that was just a grind and it to me yeah I
got a whole rig and I just never set it up because it's too much oh not
No, no, no, no, it's simply it's just dead ass plug it in bro. It's like three plugs. Huh? Oh
Take really good fucking shit in did I join?
I think I joined
When you join the link send the link who wants to join I'm gonna send the link
Okay back joining to Randos
I think I joined wait
Works, oh, no, I don't want to show it's a dictionary. Yeah
now you show now yeah you have infinite gases I don't think I can show okay
now you push a screen don't tell us what it is wait where the fuck
go what all right already be guessing the word he hasn't even fucking picked
Why are we guessing?
You've just picked the word
What the fuck hold on hold on
I don't really know how else to do that. I hold on just give me a minute. Give me a minute. Just wait guys wait
Is that a black guy? I
Mean
I don't know I just hold on
Like that. Oh, no
He wears hats hold on
He's not it's not me. Okay, you can't give it a hint
Right, I know I know what this is. Okay. Just wait. Just guys wait. Yo, yo, you might you might you might you might
All right, maybe you got 30 seconds and
Shit
Yeah, bro, you can't know you can't spell out those fell out were who bro, but that's not a that's not like a giveaway
Okay, I can give him a wife to hold up a wife. He has a wife very famous
Yes, I got it a black guy with a wife that wears hats fuck
Oh
Why not
Give him like a top
Brought it up. Okay, but only mode on me mode on me mode on me. Okay. This is fun. You said he has a wife and it's Beyonce
Yes, I said he has a wife
Yeah, you could have just put like a word word again. Who's John who's John who's John the face
Is that Daisy guys a four letter word?
Maybe it's Tupac Dante Dante lock down. He's done. Hey, you want to you want to bust their drawing draw
Man fuck oh
Wait, wait, wait, I just got the way. What am I drunk? You're the drawer. Yeah, bro. What the hell is that? Oh my god
Looks like a water slide or like a mountain
Okay
Already just held
Of course you did. Oh
The hills shall of the hills. Oh, this is looking this is looking even worse
Oh, don't you fucking stink wait?
I literally just I step away. I stepped away from my my desk. Just like fucking, Florida
Are you making bro? Oh?
Oh my god
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Good on.
How much time do I have?
Time's up.
Time's up.
You have fucking five seconds.
Oh my god.
Okay.
There.
I got it.
What?
Yeah.
Get it.
No, no, no.
Get it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
I got you, baby.
I got you, baby.
I got you, baby.
You got it.
Six seven sorry
Not all right, bro. I'll have it again. Why would it be long Dante? It's seven letters. Oh my god. I just realized that okay got it
Wait, this looks oh wait, how do I know this? Yeah, I know this
Yeah, yes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just thought that was so good.
Okay, that was actually a good drawing.
Like actually good drawing.
Okay, wait, I need to draw again, bro.
That's not fair. I need to draw again.
I wasn't ready.
Yeah, your day was trashed with me.
I mean, we need cycles, wall rounds.
He was number one.
He was number one.
He was number one.
That's fun, Bob.
I'm excited about that.
Eight, okay, it's eight letters.
Who's drawing this?
Me.
Got it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let's go.
You know what? Not bad, baby. Not bad.
I like that.
Jinksy, you don't. You still got it.
He's come on, bro.
We're on the screen, bro.
What's on the screen?
Jinksy, high-fives, feet, Jinksy, the answer.
Come on, brother.
All right, come on, bro.
What? What do you want?
One line. I don't know.
mind what are you doing wow come on game like that's a whole windows 96 man 98 he's back up in
florida please back up please bro the fort education system is good i just wasn't locked in on that
fort education system is good that looks like a roast boy what oh got it uh butterfly
what's it called agent why would it be nine letters oh my god what's it oh my god what
is that called oh wait I think I know fuck what what I want you to stay I'm just writing
Bro, I'm not thinking too much about it
What a
Tensors look bad the pincers look bad. That's not answers
What the hell I don't know what the beetle but
A blank blank all right, I'm gonna draw a second version under he
he
Joe what's going on man?
What are we looking at right now?
Joe what the hell?
Joe what the fuck is this bro?
I'm going to be honest I'm very very fucking confused
Joe I'm just getting fucking angry
Needle bro, I suck
You're not getting no points for this
I'm not getting any points for this
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
No suck
I
What am I supposed to catch eight likes on the second one? Oh true actually true. Yo
You'll notice bro
Spiders have eight and insects have six so you see another man. I got this fighters an insect. Is it not? No, it's not bro
It's literally not
Open the fucking schools up in New Jersey
Don't I guess grass when the words nine letters guys lock in I got this
Don't worry fix the legs guys give it time give it time give it time
Hey, bro, and I take your time, but I'll take too much time, bro. I
Really don't know how to like symbolize this
You really got to focus on like what I'm doing. Oh, you know what? I
Don't know how to house to symbolize this
Like I don't how does that look like that how do you smell that word?
I don't think that's it.
I don't know how these hold on.
No, that's not it's not that it can't be.
It can't be.
I don't like what the fuck he's drawn a person.
See you in or sorry, see blink, blink and see.
Oh, oh, and what?
Oh, I'm sorry.
What was that one?
See, like, I'm like, see how I'm like,
you see what I'm doing, you see what I'm doing to it.
What you guys you're doing you're touching a flower
Literally good on corn brown line here like I think that was on you guys
What's five and then five that was the worst fucking corn I've ever seen in my life
No, cuz you guys were locked in there being a flower and it wasn't that was the issue
Well, it looked like a fucking flower bro, bro, but I'm showing myself like I know this
Bro you pick flowers what?
What what the?
Cloud cloud. I mean guys. I don't really know what more to do. I feel like this is obvious. I don't know
It's obvious, what the fuck!
Here, here, here, here!
You're here.
Now I'm about to make a kill in his room.
What?
A dude!
A sad face.
She okay?
Yeah yeah!
I don't know what you're doing, but you didn't get that shit.
I guess, come on now, it's a power plant, dude.
It's a fucking power plant.
He just, he just do a reactive, bro.
The power plant, what the fuck is erupting, bro?
He do a reactive, brother.
It's, it's, it's smoke that comes out the shit, man.
Bro, I'm in dead last fuck.
Yeah, we're the bro you could have gone the cornfield drawing
McDonald's oh, no, it's it's okay. Hi. I see oh my god
No cheating
I know this I knew this one. This is not cheating. I know this whoever do this good shit that shit
Yeah
Yes, okay, I'm getting some points back now here we go here we go
Second
Yo, I
Didn't know what I was looking at I thought it was a logo all right agent lock in when you draw this agent lock in
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Okay.
I thought it was a logo.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Bro.
You already know what the word is.
Agent is a smart cookie, man.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Okay.
Okay.
It's four.
Okay.
Four words.
Do you have more points for drawing longer words?
That's a good question.
How do you feel something?
Oh.
Okay.
Corn, rock?
Joe, how would that be?
It was four again.
It's yellow.
Oh my God.
I know what it is.
I know what it is.
Come on
It's not a point
I'll spell it
That's your bro
Yeah
That looks like eggs. Oh, I get a lot of it. Yo, I get it
Yeah
Good, that was good
Next to it.
I was like a special.
Yeah, what are these?
Can't be easy, bro.
Eleven, my God.
Yo.
And with Joe's artistic talent, this is about to be asked.
Joe, lock in, bro.
Lock in, Joe.
You got this, Joe.
I'm sorry, Joe.
You got this, baby.
Come on.
You got this.
This part.
Wow.
Yeah, you talked about me.
What the fuck was that?
This part don't matter.
Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry.
The hills have eyes.
What? Cheeks.
I was angelic, bro. I was angelic.
Yeah. What the hell is that?
Oh, thank you. It looks like a lizard, bro.
Well, that looks like a lizard, man.
Looks like a lizard, bro. Come on.
I mean, yeah.
It's a snake.
What do you mean, come on? That looks exactly like a lizard, bro.
No one's going to get this.
Are you done?
So it's multiple snakes on a hill. Oh, what the fuck is this? Oh, I know what it is
Bang wait, wait, I know what it is. You're faster than me. Hey, no arrows. I
Can do an arrow
Fuck is no arrows or a lot of draw fucking
Word you might go right the word right the word right what?
Yo, I'm gonna be honest man
Okay guys just bear with me here. I'm not a good artist just bear with what I'm doing
Okay, bear with me bear with me. Yeah, you'll see in a moment
You'll see what a moment you guys
Use the bucky zoom in zoom in fucking full coloring it in
You whenever you're ready
There we go there we go. All right now lock in got it
Like when I like that because bro, this is why I'm not gonna tell you are but but but no I
Think he might be cheating Joe Joe. How'd you get that?
Okay, fine, okay fine, I'll tell you
Okay
Oxpen afterwards
Got it. Okay, Joe got it Joe got it see that is if those are waves Jink see I
I'm gonna Joe. I'm not artistic bro. I'm off
There's no way the way that I got it was I was obviously an ocean and then he went like green
The strat is first of all, Joe just cheated
How the fuck did you get cheated before he used to be?
I was thinking about how the fuck did you just do that?
That was a little whack.
Oh.
Like, that was a little whack, bro.
Guys, think.
Joe actually got it.
What is this game, bro?
Why would I cheat in Scribblio?
I don't know.
That's something mutimutae.
Something mutimutae.
What is this?
I've heard him say that many times.
OK, this is a good game.
Well, you know what?
I have a lot of integrity in it.
I'm not a cheater.
OK, wait.
Who's drawing this?
Like, this isn't abomination.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
What? What is this?
Wait.
This is trash.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
What is this?
Come on, yo, what?
Come on, come on, what?
Yo, yo, yes.
Yo, yo, thank you, though.
Thank, though.
Like, you're like hot.
Like hot.
What?
Wait, down there.
My guess?
My guess is hot?
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Jojo, Jojo, no, Jojo, Jojo.
Marie?
I
Don't know a word that ends with
Yes, there we go
Wait, how was my guess hot? What don't got it. So got it. Okay. Hold on. Let me make me draw like a baby. Oh, come on, bro
Help Dante help
I don't know
Eggs
Those are guys
I'm done I'm done
Oh my god all countries have a fucking board
But it was it gave Mexico
Oh
Joe's gotta be cheating right jing see Joe's gotta be cheating boy. What the flea?
I mean, I'm not ruling that out. How the hell did he get that?
I have no idea even what I'm looking at
It's a river with yellow dots to the side of it. Okay. Got it. Yeah, this is very telling. How bow
Bro, oh, I actually know what action of us. This is so it's actually really good. Thank God. Thank God
This is a good drive, honestly.
Alright, hey, honestly, good drive.
Shit!
Yo, the Jobar comeback is in fucking full fame.
After long game, last four after long.
I'm coming back, bro.
I'm coming back. Three letters.
Three letters. Oh, got it.
What?
Bang! What the hell?
Bro, what?
You're gonna slow?
What? Three letters, bro. Come on.
I'm coming back, guys.
That's so ugly, bro.
Bro, just put the word ugly on.
It's a three letter word, bro.
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
Holy smokes.
Bro, I saw C blank blank.
I don't know.
Yeah, because I'm trying to do it as fast as possible.
Joe, you are good at guessing.
You are not good at drawing.
I'm going to be honest.
Joe, lock in, bro.
Your drawing is ass.
Five letters, bro.
Five letter word.
What's a five letter word that I know?
Okay, it was shapes.
I think I know arrows are kind of OP.
I'm not going to lie to you.
This is it.
Wait a second.
I don't think arrows are OP.
Oh my God.
Let's go on back.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Dammit.
This is like totally fair for me to arrow here.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, yeah.
Okay.
That's fair.
No, this is a fair arrow.
I agree.
That's a fair arrow.
It's like this arrow. That's fair cuz I understand what else would I draw for that word?
No, I'm gonna watch a water
You know
Yeah, you're cheating did
We
Oh, it's cheating, bro.
Yeah, no, we can't prove everything.
I like this because this is actually a contest, whereas BARTIC PHONE is literally just slugging
too much up to you, bro.
Yeah, that's why I don't like BARTIC PHONE because it's like, I'm just gonna write
this same fucking drawing of that idea.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Alright, I'm actually gonna walk in.
Yo.
Let's go. Come on. Are you fucking? Wait, let's go.
Are you fucking serious, dude?
He didn't say that.
Oh.
Nice, guys. Good call back, man. Good call back, man.
Good call back.
Not bad. Not bad.
Bro, you got to pick a harder word.
That's part of the skill, no? Picking the easy words.
Yeah, the fastest one.
I have to pick something I know I can create.
More points for picking different words.
eight. They said there was custom custom word. Thanks. No fucking way. What? What do you mean? Bro? Yeah, it's eight letter word. Am I looking at them thing? Yeah, I'm not Joe. What are you looking at? Come on. Yo, we're not going to breeze past that. Yeah, now it's a baseball. Bro, my catch me for the only my Chess and evil only. Yeah, my chance also anyone only by the way.
No way!
My chest also in your monolith.
Four of them three.
Come on.
I'm not gonna lie guys. I'm out of fucked up.
Let me kill it. Let me kill it. Let me kill it. Let me kill it. Let me kill it.
Oh, I know.
It can't be rocket ship. I mean
What the fuck is this um
Wait, I know it. I know it. I my god. I think I know it
What
What the fuck oh
Oh
Like I know it like this is like a NASA rocket ship yo, but like we
There you go, thank you
Gotta arrow it
The hand letters to the hand letters up so much. Yeah, bro. Yeah, look at that. You know I'm saying I tried
fire like oh
It's hard bro. It was a hard one. I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I guess
I
Guess if you lift off no like two minutes ago. Oh my god. Oh fuck dude
Not a pretty nice word.
Male.
Male.
Oh, you know what?
I know what this is.
I don't, I don't.
I'm not a live word.
This is interesting.
I actually don't know what this is.
Oh, oh, I know, I know, I know.
Wait, I'm getting good now.
Chad, I'm walking you now.
Come on!
Come on!
What?
Joe, I'm coming for that ass, boy!
What is this?
I'm 300 points ahead right now.
Hey, we got a lot of rules to go, though.
A lot of words to go that is true.
That is a good drawing.
I like this drawing.
That's a really good addition.
I know what it is, but like what the fuck is the word?
Yo, instead of like, oh, let's go, who can I do?
Bro, to be honest, adding the top,
like adding the 75 doesn't even help.
Like you don't even, yeah, just look at this.
Oh, Vint, oh my God, I'm so good.
No, guys, you have to get that.
I put Sint in it, you're close.
I tied Vint, bro.
It's the sign among us.
Negative sense.
Yo, you dumb fuck.
It looks like a fucking letter.
You dumb bitch.
Bro, that was a good joke.
I'm not gonna lie.
10, okay.
Come on, wow.
10 words or 10 letters?
10 words, dumbass.
10, and it's a person.
It is a person.
Okay.
Who is carrying something?
It's a person carrying a triangle.
Ooh, wait, maybe just triangle.
It's a person carrying a triangle a person carrying a triangle okay now there's a baby
behind him a fat baby a fat person could be Santa Claus a fat baby a fat man another triangle
Looks like a triangle with an eye.
Illuminati!
Illuminati!
What?
How the fuck did you say it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Why did you say it out loud?
Am I spelling it wrong?
I just think you said it first and checked the second.
I just think you said it first and checked the second.
Illuminate.
Yo.
Yo.
What's stopping you from just drawing the fucking triangle with the eye, bro?
Like literally.
I don't know.
In my head first, I was thinking.
What are you talking about?
This is like Jack in dick riding
Shut up, I'm not listening to you. Wait wait wait wait wait wait
Right dick right dick right
You know
Guys lock in lock you got a three-letter word and we ain't been able to guess it
I don't I wish I thought I know I'm not gonna use the arrow figure it out
Oh
My god
This you said Roy toy
Yo agent, how would this be a toy man like I mean I don't fucking know because it's not the best drawing I
Mean child I could do the emote, but I'd be a grind
Come on
I don't know. I don't know.
Hey, man, I bounce back right here.
All right, five letters.
Yeah, it seems actually fun.
I like this more than Gartech.
I'm not going to lie.
I like this more than Gartech.
Yeah, this one's cool.
This is a fire.
It's a person.
Okay.
Wait, I think I know what it is.
Damn.
What?
Huh?
Pointing to his.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Pointing to him. Oh, I know I know I know let's go. Hey, let's go. That's a good one
This is a good one. It's actually a good as well. I don't think it is man. Well, I know it is
Why are you pointing to his neck?
That's not the neck it's the it's the general
Slump, what do you mean?
I
Saw some you see what is he doing? Jaycee? What is he doing shrug?
I'll blow you
All right, we gotta actually a comp lobby here this is sweaty
All right guys, this is uh, I'm not gonna put off more than I can chew just walk with me here. Hey guys, that's right now
Yeah, Joe's like over there sweating to soon I was not six letters
World Cup World Cup World Cup trophy
Nice job, I'm not gonna lie yo Joe
Mods check Joe PC. Yeah, it did us what the fuck that D what the fuck
No
Calamari. Wait, no.
That's, that's, that's the one.
Oh bro, oh bro, that's the one.
It being orange threw me off.
Well, because I don't know what color they are.
They're mythical beat.
Or octopus, squid, alien.
Fuck it.
I don't even know like that.
I don't know what a Kraken is.
What lie, I don't.
I don't know what a Kraken is.
What?
You don't know what a Kraken is?
It's like a monster squid.
Nope.
Damn.
I'm deaf and playing fucking like Larry Sweat.
Oh my God!
How long have I been muted for like five rounds bro?
Bro, I was sitting here going, damn, I'm just getting dubbed by these motherfuckers.
Agent, agent.
Holy shit, I've been talking this whole time.
Oh my God, I had some fire gases.
I'm telling you I'm not cheating.
I'm telling you I'm not cheating.
Good ass.
Okay.
You want to be here, bro?
Be honest.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's like a pot or a pan.
Oven.
It's like a pot on an oven.
A pot on an oven.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
No, it's.
Yeah, I did bad, I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, Toto, that's what I'm-
It can't be, it can't be boiling.
Yeah, uh-huh, it sure can.
Boiling, it can't be the worst.
It sure can be that.
It can't be boiling because of the person that looks at it.
Boiling, it's the worst!
Where's the egg?
Where's the egg?
It's in the fucking middle of the building.
It's in this boiling bro, what are you talking about?
I just got an egg, you fucking jackass!
What the hell was that?
I just got an egg and I didn't even get a shot of boiling it.
You threw a bunch of rocks in a fucking pan.
They called it a pan.
That was a fucking egg.
No way.
Dang got it.
Let's go. Let's go.
Fuck!
I don't call it that.
What?
What are you calling it?
I feel like I was talking so much shit too, dude.
I am locked in this game.
Life is hard.
Yeah, yeah, we gotta do a fuckin' PC check.
We gotta do a fuckin' PC check, man.
You get in the first every single time.
Bro, cracking was a good drawing.
I didn't like the color of orange,
but like when he drew the bulbous fuckin' octopus head,
I was like, it's a crackin'.
Come on, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, it was hard.
I mean, it was like...
What color would I have done, red?
I don't know, maybe purple or like a darker color.
Oh, okay, that's fair.
This.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is he holding up?
Oh you know what I know this is the
theft.
Joe got it.
What?
What?
That's a good drawing.
That's a good drawing.
Oh!
Oh!
I know what it is.
I know that's a good drawing.
No!
I know writing is cheating, but like for that I have to.
Yeah.
I don't think writing is cheating.
I think writing the word is cheating.
I think if it's like you're writing that out if that's not that's not bad. Yeah for that
I have to cuz like for those you have to hold it up
And I made him angry I made him angry
Not bad kid
This is just 1,600 points I got a lot again crazy. Oh
Penis wait wait got it
bang, let's go, bang, let's go, bang, let's go, bang,
Let me tell you, they should draw eight legs, bro.
I'm like somebody earlier, Joe Bart.
By the way, bro, OK, but Tarantula's harder to guess than fucking spider.
All right, bro. I'm doing Banche.
Five.
Life is a high model for in today.
Right.
All right, come on.
What is this?
It's like that's a little IO.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, let me guess, mail.
No.
It's like, what is that?
Envelope, mail, no.
When you lick it, you lick it.
What the fuck?
You lick it.
Post, no.
Is this the, you lick it and you ship it?
What the fuck?
Oh, fuck, I fucked up.
Is that the stamp?
OK, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What the fuck?
We got 30 seconds here.
Yo, bro.
Okay, well, honestly, that wasn't even bad.
Bro, type it up!
It's a logo, it's a logo, it's a logo!
Ferahki, Ferahki!
It's a logo?
A logo, what?
Thank you, agent.
What?
Bro, you went from red to blue.
What the fuck is that a logo of?
What is that?
This is a fucking USPS?
I don't know
But you said it's a logo
Gmail but it's email
I would write a letter and a computer
I
Guessing oh
It's definitely a road it's definitely a road. Oh my god. No way
It's not like a car of milk
Okay, that's I this is actually confusing
It's like a city, I guess a road
Huh
V is the V the first one
What the earth the second letter in the second word the fuck?
Bro, what it's body say some old Paris. Well, I feel like I know this
I
Can't remember row a I owe you vows
I
What the fuck is this gas?
Agent
Knowing
Wow, yeah, I'll take it. I do a spear. I do the iPhone
Yeah, when you do that, that sounds like okay, buddy says I'm old. All right. Come on four four four four
She's not just like a plane a table
Nice nice nice. Oh, oh, man. So you're fucking fast, bro
Bitch let do it. We chose struggling here. Oh, you got to get it now Joe. What is that? What is that?
What is that? What is that? I'm the one that's drawn
Agent dude, okay agent lock in bro. This is the most obvious draw
I mean, come on, bro
Agent you have to lock in
Agent bro
Bro that's not sandwich. Oh my god, you thought that was a sub-sand
Yeah, yo I got one more I got one
This game is actually so fucking fun. I don't know what to go
You can use custom words wait what it says. There's there's like a checkbox to say use custom words only oh
My caviar game
Intelligence second last twice. I think you're gonna choose what word do you want to go?
God five letters easy drawing. Get ready guys. I mean fuck is that supposed to mean bro
Come on, you know what I mean, bro? It's gonna be tough. The sun
Oh
Got it. Wow, Joe, Joe, you're here. It's come on, bro
Come on guys
Locked in, baby
Yo, it's like, like, I don't know how to explain it, I don't know how to explain it.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
That is like, I don't know why you did that.
Whoa, that's so confusing.
Why would you do that?
That's what you're doing.
I'm sorry, I'm trying, bro.
I don't know.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's what you're doing.
I'm getting a bad thing about fucking up.
I'm really gonna drop.
Guys, I'm sorry.
I'm trying, bro.
I don't know.
That's okay.
You picked the word night.
Like that was...
Oh my gosh.
Like you wrote out the word night.
No.
Shit.
Six letter word.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, six letters.
All right.
It looks like this game is so fun.
I've been looking like charades, bro.
Okay, it's a car.
Right, it's a car.
In a car, maybe?
No, he's in a house dude, he's in Iran, Patrick the star.
Yes.
What?
Okay, okay, okay, huh?
Oh, you know what?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Good shit, good shit, good shit.
That was fire.
GMA sense
I don't know a word I want to do
Dude this is, I got fucking impossible words
Oh fuck!
That just works
I thought you picked your word
Dude, I got the hardest words known to fucking man bro
You select one out of three, did it not let you?
No, no, no it did but like it was like the words aren't fucking hard bro
Oh
Okay, blue circle
Globes a good guest
No, no
Drawing it wrong
Up Uranus
Well, yeah, but they all have rings.
Yeah, Joe, screw you.
But like, that is the one that looks like a known rings.
You're right.
Dude, I look like you're gonna get that fucked up.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I tried my best, whatever.
Okay, come on.
You all got it.
It's a, I had a head of a person.
Wait, what?
Okay.
Roastoid.
Oh.
Okay.
It's a person for sure a person.
Kitchen why does this person have a beak and the longest neck is it someone in the Illuminati?
Maybe it's one of the people apohemian growth. What is this bro? What are you talking about a beak?
Okay, no, no, no, no, okay
Okay, okay, okay
Is he have a person have a beak bro? It's going on. What is this? What is this agent bro real quick?
I don't I don't know you guys like the drawing
I'm just gonna be honest. If no one's gotten it. It's a bad drawing. Okay, what is this?
It's a net a net
Skin Adams Apple bow tie
You're not making it any better is that a zoom in
I
Or something man, what the hell staircase staircase
It's not. It's not even how you spell it out. It stares with smoke going down it? No.
Got it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go, Joe.
I'm all right. That's a good drawing. That's a good drawing. That's a good drawing. I
did s. I just was doing this the other day. I mean, there's nothing else you could do.
I was literally doing this the other day.
Joe, good job.
Oh, my God.
Joe, you're a wild slinky.
Oh, my God.
Good job, Joe.
I like that one, Joe.
Me, too.
Thank you.
All right, let's thank you.
But you ever own a slinky and it gets like a kink in it
and then it doesn't work anymore, like ever?
Yeah.
I hate that shit.
I was just partying.
As a child, bro.
Deflating even.
I come back to you.
I need cash for this one.
Just give me a minute.
I am insane. What? What is that
say? Stop. Is it stomping?
stomping. Is this your daddy?
and then jinxing. Stop it.
I got it.
Oh, I just dropped that on my foot, man.
God damn it!
What happened?
I dropped a bottle on my foot.
A glass bottle.
A glass bottle?
Yeah, it's okay.
I'm good.
I had a flip flop.
That's what they use for it.
Ooh.
That's the one all night.
Thanks, chat.
Um, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What I'm back and I'm better than ever been I'm back and I'm better than ever game
Fine
Can't let her really helps there. Yeah, the headlighter did help a lot
Jojo losing points. Oh my god
Oh nice someone say agent PC yo
I swear, man, this is when I get last
time even game right now.
Eight, it's eight letters, one word.
What?
I don't know.
Oh, it's definitely a.
Wow.
How do you fucking?
Damn it.
Wait, is that?
I
Don't know how to spell tricycle you don't know how to call it bro. I'm seeing both of you spell this
Yeah, I couldn't spell that shit, I couldn't spell that shit, bro.
I mean, you know, look at your trash go low key, you know, history solid.
That's, I didn't know how to spell that one.
Eight, okay.
Oh, a boat, a soup, a boat, a soup.
Dude, oh my god.
I, dude, this is the top game for me.
Holy shit.
It's a bullshit.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
That was so epic.
I just, I get it in like five seconds and I just get last, wow, it's a sweaty lobby
bro.
I need to watch out for word.
I'm gonna do this.
Wait, what?
This is a sweaty lobby.
I got the word in five seconds, I got last.
My God, sweaty lobby.
All right.
Oh, oh, it's like, okay, it's like, oh, wait, number 12, oh my God, I know this.
I know number 12. I know number 12. I know number 12.
I know this. God damn it. I don't know what this is.
I don't understand the goat. I can't say it.
Bro, I bro, bro, I'm trying to help Dante bro.
And bro, agents Canadian. He don't watch the sport.
Nigga, I know more about football than you do, Joe Joe.
Bro, I want to play in a club.
Have it go for that. I want Pete Manning ready for 12 years
Damn, bro way back in the 90s man. Congrats. How do you again bro 42 and we go to shit Peyton Thomas a mage, man
Yeah, I know
I'm just trying to call you old bro. I know it's like Tom is old man. That's true
Hmm oh
That's box
I was quick let's go let's go what let's let's go
Huh?
Here hold up. Yeah, I don't know what else to do. I don't know what else to do
Don't they got it so
Drill plan I plan I was thinking Xbox Microsoft and I was just thrust
Yeah, I could have did a controller chap, but I feel like they're just get confused
Mountain, Peak, Paper, Table, Book.
Why did I say that out loud?
Why did I say that out loud though?
That's extremely loud.
Yeah, W help.
I'm getting a heartache.
I still got third.
All right.
Okay.
Oh, it's going to be our four letter
born into a six letter word.
Oh, um, it's someone wearing a hat.
Is that all you're going to fucking draw, man?
Oh, OK. No, bro. Can I get there? Damn, oh.
Bro, I don't. Oh, did you mean to do that?
Yes.
I
This does look like a KKK member. Oh my god. Oh my god. Um, I know this
Bro, but like how are you guys faster every time like this lobby is too hard gotta get your typing skills up
I first I thought that was Patrick
bro that really that really you really just made it look like a KKK member for
the first part you know what bro yeah sure yeah the site but I know but I know
but that's so boring I want to do this the site is like iconic to that oh the
site yeah that's good it's okay the way I was thinking that right when you said
the site everybody got it yeah well you know what I was trying to you know
challenge myself man a little bit you know this is actually impossible do the
hardest word okay this is a very hard word dude all right eight letters whoa I
didn't pick this word what the fuck okay um okay I don't know do something I
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm a sea breeze.
I mean, I don't want to get it left, agent.
I don't want to get it left, by the way, bro.
Ah.
Yo!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh my god, I know this.
I know this.
I literally don't know what else to do, bro.
It's a football club, bro.
Wait, what?
What?
Oh my god.
Dante, what the fuck?
Dante?
I mean, look at it, bro.
Wait, no.
This is one of the most elemental charts.
What's that shit called?
What's that?
What is it fucking called?
It's on the elemental chart.
I don't know which one it is though.
Oh.
Pfft.
What do you mean, oh, and then giggle, man, fuck you.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm not gonna get this one.
What's the only element you've ever heard of
with a letter N?
Come on, man.
I never failed school or some shit.
I thought it was a periodic table.
Nate, me too, S.
Wait, hold up.
I don't know.
I'm gonna go home, man.
I don't fucking know, I'm gonna go home.
It's hard for me.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I fixed it, I fixed it.
I know it's an elemental chart, but I don't know which one it is.
Nitrogen!
Bro, I don't know what it is anymore, man.
I thought it was Napoleon the football club for a minute there.
Yeah, you were so confident it was back then.
That's an environment.
How the fuck do you show nitrogen though, realistically?
Yeah, honestly, that's the only way you can do it.
Alright, it's a person.
Seven letters.
It's a person with a hair or a hat hat.
Oh, no, I know this.
I know this.
No. Oh, oh, there we go.
Bank. There we go, man.
Oh, I'm a fucking bozo.
This is the one I want to get away from.
I'm a fucking bozo.
The star was a good time.
I wrote a blog.
Finally, I got four.
I'll take it.
I'm so fast!
No!
Dead last.
All right, boys.
Do you guys want to play another guy's stuff?
Nah, I got to go, fellas.
All right, man.
You're going to need to tell me where the fucking shit.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Big walk wasn't the most hyped game of all time.
But I got to do it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Well, what was your guys thoughts on the game?
What was your guys thoughts on Big Walk?
I thought that hour was fun.
Like, I could make us bantering a video for,
like, a bit, and then just, like, shopping.
It was I think it would be like it's like relaxed fun.
There's no real conflict.
Yeah, it's just like, yeah, I feel like the first hour was good,
but then the next hour looked rough.
The next hour looked so hard.
Yeah, absolutely.
All right, boys, I was a good plan with y'all, man.
How beautiful day, guys.
How wonderful day.
Two dollars.
Face.
Incoming four hour mark pre-end.
No, I'm about to get on Minecraft chat.
Should we get on?
What should we do?
Should we get on donut?
Now that was fun.
The scribble was really fun.
Bro, you know what was fucking me was my typing speed.
They're quick, bro.
They're quick.
Chat, uh, zimber squirtles tomorrow, not today.
Zimber squirtles tomorrow.
Should we get on donut SMP?
FNCS?
No, I don't think there's like a actual FNCS going today.
Guys, what should we do, man?
Donut SMP.
Why are you talking out loud?
I don't know.
It helps me problem solve.
Somebody said League.
Bro, I like playing League, but you guys never vote for League in polls.
You guys never vote for it.
So League is kind of like neglected right now.
I mean, I'll definitely stream League when I push gold again.
Let me see this.
Hold up, hold up chat, what was I going to look up?
Chat is Dr. Donut on right now?
Is he on?
It's not on.
Donut?
Dude, I feel like Donut S&P is going to win.
I feel like, okay, Donut S&P is a good option, League is a good option, League of Legends,
Six is a good option. What else, bro? Somebody's been saying high pixel
Check on speed and hi bro this marathon is like depressing me to watch it's just I just feel like it's so out of reach
Now we're good. Oh chat what about that thousand player video for when that thousand player video has an option to
Bro this marathon it's just like I just don't ever see this happening them beating minecraft
I could see they did it, but like this marathon. I don't see happening
Give it to every rank. I'm gonna do that with Joe on the 17th. That'll be really fucking fun
Your jigs can you make this stream goon friendly, please you guys vote on this option here
Guys, vote on these options.
We have Donut SMP, League of Legends, R6, Hypixel, or Thousand Players Minecraft 5th.
Yo!
Hi, guys.
Chalk all the options.
We have two clear front runners.
It's going to be between Donut SMP and the Thousand Players video.
Chalk all these options.
Donut SMP or Thousand Players?
Rebels! Rebels!
you
you
you
I'm two days into college and I'm oh my god the videos winning chat the videos
winning who typed jerk mate I'm not getting on fucking jerk mate you
psychopath? Yo, guys, the video is three hours, but it's also like the most requested video
of all fucking time, bro. Are you guys ready, bro?
I got my acne spawned back in.
Bro, what do you guys do when your acne comes back?
Bro, I had no acne for like months, bro.
Chet, what do you do when your acne spawns back in?
What are you supposed to do?
Jerk it, nothing, eat healthier foods.
L, gut health.
Bro, but you can't just say,
no, I wash my face every day though, that's the thing.
I wash my fucking face.
I always wash my face.
I'm actually, I'm not gonna lie,
I'm really fucking excited to watch this video.
I'm really fucking excited to watch this video.
I'm pumped to watch this shit.
Oh my God.
It's gonna be two hours of peak.
Lock in.
Dude, should I get like popcorn for this shit?
Taking a chance. Love you, Janksy. Love you too, bro.
It could be your pillow or your bedsheets.
Oh, I don't know. I don't know, bro.
I had no acne for a long time.
Yeah, this has been a highly-regressive video, man.
Highly-regressive video.
All right, I'm gonna get, like, a bunch of water,
so I don't have to leave my set up.
Do you want me to get a bunch of water?
Because we're gonna lock in for two hours.
This video is a fucking highly repressive video.
Highly repressive.
you
Let's do this shit lock in bro. Lock in. Guys, let's do this. Here we go. All right.
most requested video of all time. I can't even grab it.
You can play a little bit of Minecraft lately.
1,000 players simulate civilization rich and poor.
It is two hours long. Lock in.
In the biggest social experiment in Minecraft history,
I scattered 1,000 people across two massive islands
simulate a realistic civilization.
The players were given no help or guidance, and just like in real life, if you die, you
remain dead forever.
Now wait, you have one life?
Player has the freedom to do whatever they want.
Farm for food, become a dictator, and build a society.
At least as much as they can, because while one island is a rich, green paradise,
The other one, you're kidding me.
Is a barred wasteland.
It's up to each player to work with what they've got.
Will there be peace between the islands
or will there be war?
Okay.
This is my last pause of the video.
I'm probably laughing.
This is like a Mr. Beast video in Minecraft.
I'm not even kidding.
This is like an IRL Mr. Beast challenge
brought into Minecraft.
What ended up happening
It's the single most amazing story I've ever seen.
All I will say is pick a nation to root for and enjoy the video.
And I will send to you the Wrenching Four 1000 Planker Civilization Experiment.
I'm gonna root for the nation that spawned in into a barren wasteland because that's bad RNG.
Don't forget if you want to participate in these videos, join my Discord server and of
Of course, subscribe to my channel.
Alright, we got a thousand. Good luck, everyone.
Day one!
It was the beginning of day one, and all one thousand players began to explore their new homes.
What is this place?
Before the first day, I had made everyone choose randomly between island one and island two.
I didn't tell them that one of the islands, the first one, would be a barren wasteland.
Hey, you guys having a good time?
No.
Not at all.
They're not here.
Please tell me where the cheese are, bro.
I cannot find anything.
It didn't take long for the people who chose Island 1 to realize they had made a massive mistake.
But there's no trees?
I hate this place. I hate this place.
It's the most-
Fires realized that building civilizations on Island 1 would be particularly challenging.
And not only because it was empty,
But because some parts of it were completely uninhabitable, like the snowbile.
No, no, no, no, no!
And right next door, a massive volcano that could have dropped into any moment.
I died like that!
This volcano also happens to heat up all the water on the island.
Oh, okay.
This killed a lot of people.
Now, to begin building civilizations, the players needed to find a tree.
Please tell me where the trees are from.
What is an essential material and without it, you really can't do anything.
Okay, so there's not gonna be one tree for them? That's not fair at all!
Now, luckily for island one, there was one tree on the island and it was pretty big too.
But, of course, it was completely surrounded by boiling water.
You've got to be kidding me.
Meanwhile, let's go over to island two.
That's not fair!
Hey guys!
Life on Island 2 was beautiful.
The terrain was green, the trees were plentiful, and the water was normal temperature.
Open for business.
Is that the water?
Is this from the ocean?
Are you trying to make me drink ocean water?
No.
The people on Island 2 immediately realized they had chosen the island of safety and
wealth.
literally a piece of gold. The only real danger on island 2 was the possibility of falling down
from a tree as you're collecting wood. But some people found a way to even work around that,
so you're planning to build a bakery. And you're forcing your employees to go up and get
oak. She forced me to work up here. Also because of the vast amounts of trees,
people were very quickly able to craft tools that allowed them to mine underground.
Overall, the people of Island 2 were thrilled with their new home, thrilled with their wealth,
and they were very optimistic about their future plan.
By the end of the first day, players in Island One had finally reached the big tree.
You realize how high up you are?
Oh yeah, we're not scared.
No?
No pain, no pain.
Island One was still pretty far from having fully fledged civilizations, but there were
communities starting to form.
For example, this player named Revvy the Rats made a small restaurant to feed those
who were serving.
Revvy the Rats, what are you serving them here?
It's very popular.
What the frick? Why?
Is this a bread line?
I also got word that there was a small group of people who had chosen to settle in a weird location.
What type of people would choose to live on a volcano?
Falkino?
Hey guys.
Hello!
What the-
Hey, how's it going?
Welcome to the mob!
Mario!
This was legal.
And he had recruited about 20 people to join his Italian mob.
This was legal and he had recruited about 20 people to join his Italian Mafia.
His goals were very simple, make friends and get rich.
Alright, can we tell you a little secret?
We found some metal.
Oh, really?
Yeah, don't tell anyone though. We're trying to keep it between us.
We'll check back in with these guys later, but in the meantime, on the island too,
there were actual huge civilizations starting to form.
I don't care about power, I don't care about government.
I just want to make a nice place for my people to live.
This player named Colby Cass was the leader of about 50 people in a nation she named the Cass Coalition.
And a coalition it was of very different types of people, including pirates, bankers, Canadian cartels, bank re-owners, and their employees.
I want fair working conditions.
How much even being paid to work up here?
Paid? People are getting paid?
Now later in the day, Island 2 would face its first conflict.
Ohhhh!
Hey, you guys can't be destroying the beach.
Uh, who are you?
The group of about 20 people were extracting sand from the shore right next to the CAS Coalition.
CAS was obviously not happy about this, but these people didn't care because they were from a much bigger nation called the Commonwealth.
Ora!
We're actually five nations combined into one.
We have strength in numbers.
The Commonwealth was a massive civilization that was formed on day one when five distinct groups were close enough to each other that they just decided to come together and unify under one nation.
As a result, the Commonwealth had a government with five leaders at the top and over a hundred...
Oh, that's like an autogar key, right? I believe that's autogar key?
50 citizens.
We're going to turn from this mountain into our city group.
Oh, okay, okay.
The Commonwealth leaders were very ambitious and wanted to make the Commonwealth the most
beautiful, the most respected, the most powerful nation on Island 2, even if it came at the
expense of others.
Overall, by the end of the day, Island 2 was much further ahead than Island 1, as expected,
but let's see what happens in the following days.
Bro, I feel like he's gotta do some stuff to nerf Island 2.
As players walked back in the next day, nobody was expecting that the beginning of day 2 would end up having one of the most consequential moments of the entire event.
Freddy the Rats was running his restaurants when he received a visit from a player named Spoon.
I need food! I'm dying!
Uh, yo, Shpoot.
Yep.
Oh, I need food.
God, I'm too kind.
I can't have everyone else before myself. It's such a problem.
Now, this player, Shpoot, was a rising leader on Island 1.
He was known for always giving away his own food.
But some people started to suspect that Shpoot's supposed generosity
was merely a method to gain popularity to further his political ambitions.
That is, until...
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh, we're gonna kill him!
He's a traitor!
Are you sure that's not a Spoon?
Spoon had survived an assassination attempt,
which brought him exactly the attention he needed to cement himself as a...
Legend on Island One.
People were drawn to him and on day two, Spoon used this leverage to establish an empire named West Hell.
He's like Caesar, but this assassination attempt didn't work.
These people make me emperor. This right here is going to be our capital.
We're also building a massive Colosseum.
You mean where people fight to the death?
Exactly!
Whoa, whoa, our power trip!
What?!
Shmoot, I thought you were wholesome!
Even though the people of West Home were still struggling with food and resources,
their motivation to succeed was unbelievably high.
Earlier, somebody tried to take my life.
Someone with this face.
But now, he's dead!
For the first time, it seemed like the people of island one had hope.
The ballot of ember burst.
Nearly killed by some turd.
Island one was finally starting to develop civilization.
But not all of them were as motivated.
Okay, Shboot is giving like serious tiktator vibes.
I'm just gonna be honest, bro.
I'm just gonna be honest.
be honest here's West home right next door for example was a cult named
Nevermore that literally just boxed themselves in and wanted nothing to do
with the rest of the world quotes are even nevermore and honestly these guys
weren't wrong to be pessimistic see some of the people who chose island one had
secretly been hoping that when they finally make it underground they would
find robes of iron and diamonds but instead they only found a giant layer
layer of lava that stemmed from the volcano and covered the entire island.
This lava layer ended up killing a lot of people.
That said, a lot of people weren't necessarily angry at the poor conditions themselves, but
more so about the inequality between island one and island two.
See, even though the two islands had a border separating them, preventing anyone
from crossing for now, rumors were spreading about the wealth and the amazing environments
of Island 2 because of this some people on Island 1 were shadowing some feelings about
the other island.
They're shadowing people.
Island 2 might be the better island, but we're the better people.
In fact, artists on Island 1 were already making propaganda posters, some of which were
rather...
Can you restart the video I just got here?
REWIND!
God, concerning.
Including a few creations by our mafia leader, Linguelini.
Speaking of Linguelini, there was some drama on the volcano on day 2.
I just survived the assassination attempt.
What?
Mamma mia, help me, I'm getting chased.
LEGO likes you to take me out of nowhere and I have to run down the mountain.
It was becoming a pretty common occurrence on Island 1 for people to try to rob or murder as it means to get food or resources.
But the Engelini was not going to let that slide.
Well, what are you going to do about that then?
I put the heat out on him. Everybody in the mafia knows that the LEGO likes he's an enemy of the mafia.
But then, during our interview...
Oh wait, who's coming down over here? There's some people coming down.
Oh, other people from Infernis that are allies.
Oh, really?
Lingulini had decided to share his volcano territory with a larger group called Infernis,
whose main goal was to preserve and protect the sacred land of the volcano.
I spoke with the leader, a player named Seneca, who described herself as the Queen of Infernis.
We're a nation of the flam. We have to shoot the volcano with the respect it deserves, and we hope we can work with Lingolini to do just that.
Seneca and Lingolini agree to protect each other in case of an invasion, and use the volcano's height and flowing lava to their advantage.
If anybody tries to attack us, we'll kick them out like a koopa shell.
Now, speaking of invasions, on day two, the caste coalition was approached by an army of
boats.
Wait, what?
Guys, I think we're under attack!
It looks like for some reason, the Commonwealth was coming to attack.
No, no, we can't fight this.
We gotta run.
Get everyone out.
Get everyone out.
But, after a few moments of panic, it turned out to be just a group of immigrants
who had gotten lost.
We are not here to invade us, sir.
Help.
We're not here to invade you, we promise.
So, same time, I can't let you out of here!
It's...
Well, I didn't do anything!
I just followed the...
You brought them on you!
I didn't do anything!
You didn't do anything!
The leader of the migrants, a player named 3BelowZero, profusely apologized for the scare,
and then the migrants took off.
It's going on, Cass.
I know they didn't need to do that.
I'm telling my people not to worry.
Alright, glad to hear.
Dude!
Now on day two, players had finally realized that Island 2 was not technically an island at all,
but an archipelago, or chain of islands.
The Northern Island was an optimal place to settle with open fields, trees, and wildlife,
so naturally it had the biggest civilizations, including the Commonwealth, the Cascolition,
and a huge kingdom named Tri-Color ruled by a monarch named Jofield.
The red stands for the underground, the green for plains, and the blue for coast.
The center island, meanwhile, had pink cherry blossom trees and was the home of a small nation called Barbieland.
What is this?
Bro, you got me geeked, man.
If I'm gonna be in a 100-day civilization and I'm in Barbieland...
Sleip and plastic?
Okay.
It's fantastic.
And lastly, the southern island was big but also extremely dense, flooded with jungles and swamps.
As a result, nobody really wanted to stay there, although I should find one person.
Saps, what is this?
Can't you tell? This is my vacation home.
How's this a vacation home? I don't see any lawn chairs, a furniture, there's no room.
Hey, there are horses there, cowboy. It's so tiny, huh?
Saps was one of the few players who chose not to join any civilizations because he didn't want to get dragged into politics and drama.
Still, he made lots of friends across Island 2, his best friend Flux actually being the second-in-command of the migrant group.
And speaking of, 3 below 0 on the migrants had finally reached their destination all the way up north.
Now, other than accidentally invading the cast's coalition, these guys seem pretty insignificant.
But will the people know this new civilization was about to change the entire world?
No, the amount of like effort that we are to last...
We are blessed to live where we live.
And we intend to use it for good.
We are enlightened.
We are the light.
We are Luminaro.
Yep, this is a cult. I'm just going to be honest, bro, that is something you would hear somebody
say right before they take like acid. That is a cult. 100 percent. What?
The migrants had decided to call their civilization Luminaro. They saw themselves as the lights
of island 2. The innovators. The inventors. See, the reason 3BlowZero had chosen this
specific location to settle? Well, it wasn't by accident. After the first day,
3 Below Zero had used content and propaganda released by the people of
Island 1 to estimate the location of the other island. He then used a
coordinate system to calculate the northernmost point of Island 2. His
goal was to settle as closely as possible to the other island so that
But when the day comes when the borders drop, Luminarra can build a massive bridge connecting
the two islands, giving three passages a sign of good faith to perhaps bring about world peace.
But that's like so wholesome!
Bro, I thought they were going to invade each other, he wants to build a bridge!
But it wouldn't be that simple.
The second in command of Luminarra flux, as well as a few concerned citizens did
not want that bridge to be built. They had seen the island one propaganda. They knew that people on
island one were angry. Their fear was that island one would just use that bridge as an opportunity
to invade Luminara and perhaps invade the rest of island two, leading to a world war.
That... yep, there's definitely going to be a world war.
Look, bro, one thing you gotta know about people, three certainties in life, death, taxes,
and war.
There's gonna be a world war, bro.
Like, it's inevitable.
There's no way a thousand players manage peace.
That idea.
Moving up north was a bad idea.
Island One is going to invade us, and Luminarra is going to be their first target.
What about the going world peace?
I respect our leader's goal, but... he's dead wrong.
We shouldn't be trying to befriend our enemies.
The way we're going to achieve world peace is by uniting Island 2 against Island 1.
What if 3 below zero says no? What if they finish the bridge?
Well... then at least I'll know I tried to warn them...
when Island 1 comes and kills us all.
This is a bad idea!
No!
Whenever you go for peace, this is what happens, bro.
This is a bad idea.
As day two came to an end, tensions were rising, both within nations and between islands,
leaving people worried about what's going to happen next.
chat on what day does the border drop or has he not said yet back in island one I
was watching a small group of pirates who called themselves Alcaracina
now if you look closely there was a person of interest hanging around with
the pirates. LEGO! That's the guy that tried to kill him!
He had to run down the mountain.
Well, what are you gonna do about that then?
I put the wig out on him.
So to be clear, LEGO likes had a bounty on his head,
and he was hanging around pirates. You can probably guess how this ends.
Yo, the LEGO is not a script.
So this is everything you guys got, huh? Not much.
Oh!
They're fighting with me!
Oh my gosh!
The Alcaracina pirates had killed Legolikes, but there was a small problem.
Did you hear about the news?
Yeah, I saw it, but we don't know who claimed the bounty.
It didn't say it in the chat.
Because Legolikes had technically died to boiling water instead of a player.
Wengalini didn't know who actually killed him, but fortunately for the pirates when a player dies, the dead player drops their own head,
which the pirates believe would be the proof they needed to collect their bounty later today.
So you're expecting a payment later?
Yes.
Alright.
Well, I'll go...
No!
I'll go...
You guys let me talk!
By day three, players had basically mapped out all of Island 1,
and were finally starting to adapt to the environments.
Day one was horrific.
We literally had red lines.
day two when building a Colosseum Citadel.
I am literally immortal.
Um, hopefully.
Yo, this guy's giving me weird vibes, bro.
He just called himself a mortal.
Like, this guy's giving me some weird vibes, man.
I don't trust Spood at all.
I just didn't foreshadow him.
Emperor Spood was still the most powerful man on Island 1,
and on day three, he was invited
to a big international meeting
hosted by a charity group called the Blue Cross.
We invited you here mainly to discuss plans
In case the volcano erupts, what are your individual plans?
A large bunker underground.
Just not using flammable materials?
You don't have any real man, you know?
What?!
You don't have plans?
If that volcano erupts, you deserve to die.
WAAAAAAAHHH!
Pfft!
Ember's food had come in with good intentions,
but it was there that he learned that he hates meetings.
Oh, I'm gonna go there.
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
When Ember's food left, the other leaders were unsettled.
Was this guy really the figurehead of island one?
Okay, we need a best representative.
Then, basically right on cue.
Elisabeth, follow me, bodyguards.
Sorry guys, sorry, I'm late.
This is Benji, and he is the leader of island one's second biggest civilization, called
Elysium.
What?
See, on day two, Benji had discovered that toward the outer edges of the island, away
from the volcano, the water isn't boiling hot enough.
anymore. Oh, so he founded Elysium which literally translates to a place of ideal happiness. And
he made the nation to give peace-loving people a chance to relax and get away from all the troubles of
island one. So Benji discovered that there's not boiling water on one tip of the island. Or, um,
bro
We were hoping that lord is to summon a single moose room cat all right if anyone drops a bumper fish in the next 60 seconds
I'll do it
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Uh, alright!
Yeah!
Blue Cross!
We can kill every other!
Now back at the Blue Cross,
Benji and the other leaders discussed the possibility of creating a full
Island 1 alliance.
All the leaders at the meeting, including West Elger and
Benji, believed that given the harsh conditions of Island 1,
an Island-wide alliance could be a game-changer.
But first, before we make this official, we have to convince everyone else to join.
See, there were a few civilizations not present at the meeting, and to complete the Full Island
One Alliance, the Blue Cross would have to go out and get them all on board.
First was the Alkarasina Pirates, who coincidentally happened to pass by the meeting as it was
happening.
Hey guys!
Hello!
They were on their way to collect their bounty from the second nation not yet in
the Alliance, the Lingulini Mafia.
Lingulini!
Now, after the fourth and final nation, well, it was a bit of a mysterious group.
Their civilization was down south and they were very isolated and secretive.
They were also rumored to have an extremely strict government, but also a large amount
of very skilled fighters.
What?
As a result, people were kinda scared to approach them, but they knew they had to eventually
to complete the Blue Cross Alliance.
They knew that if this alliance works out, it wouldn't matter that they all lived
on the poor island.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, the most powerful force in the world would become
Island One!
At first, Island One was supposed to lose,
but now they were on the verge of turning their lives around completely.
Wow!
Island One!
As you can see, there was a bit of commotion at the Commonwealth.
They had just exploded their own land because of a miscommunication.
What happened was one of the five leaders, Coraline, got the idea that the Commonwealth
was planning to move east.
So, she started telling everyone to move, thus believing that they wouldn't need their
old land anymore, one of the citizens just decided to blow it up.
I thought we were moving.
What?
We're all moving and surrounded by aliens.
Overall, the commonwealth was having trouble getting anything done, because the five leaders
were constantly fighting over power.
Power!
See, there were five leaders, each with one vote, but because there were originally
five separate nations, each with a differing amount of citizens, so the smallest faction's
vote had the same weights as the biggest faction's vote.
This is ridiculous, the Almond vs. Worth The Service vibe.
I mean, I need about 50 people and he is really fine.
Because of all the fighting and disarray,
Commonwealth citizens started moving to other nations,
like the Cass Coalition.
Bro, it's just classic.
Everybody's power tripping, even in Minecraft, dude.
Cass' style of governing, letting people do whatever they want,
was making her very popular with their people.
I've been with Cass since pretty much the beginning,
and she's a stateless day of democracy and true one.
I'm really focused on like letting everybody do their thing.
But at the same time, the lack of any regulations
had some unintended consequences,
like players making strange and ugly buildings.
So to solve this, Cas hired a building inspector.
I have placed a lot of foundation for a group.
Oh my God.
He's basically made out of stone.
We know what can burn us down.
However, the building inspector did get a little power hungry.
Come on here.
He said he's going to demolish my house
Because it's not up to building code.
So what is this, like the fucking homeowners association?
Dude, you wanna find the most psychotic,
bored, crazy ladies in the world?
Look up into your homeowners association
if you live in a neighborhood with an HOA.
Whoever the board is for the HOA
is gonna be the most bored psychotic people ever.
Dude, in my old house that we lived in,
we left our basketball hoop out on like the front,
like the front driveway, and she left my mom a letter about it.
It's like, dude, what's wrong with you?
And the citizens took matters into their own hands.
If you actually not have anything better to do than this.
What?
Anyway, on day three, the biggest nations on Island 2
were still the Commonwealth, the Cass Coalition,
and Tricolor.
Tricolor was a medieval civilization
separated into three regions, one of them being an underground city.
Oh my gosh.
This is big!
Yeah!
People didn't really know that much about Joefield and Tri-Color because they couldn't do more
privates.
Joefield was more interested in building up Tri-Color rather than doing outside diplomacy.
But people would still come to Joefield with all the political news of Island 2.
I am so tired of the politics already.
I've got some news.
People are concerned with a period trying to colonize them.
Oh my god.
Now, this particular rumor about a group named Aperion colonizing people happened to be false.
Aperion was just a small town led by a player named Alkaline, and it was actually the only
nation other than Luminar that directly bordered the ocean next to Island One.
That said, the rumor that Island One was uniting was true, which got some people
worried, especially the two border states.
So Jofiel invited over all the major leaders and diplomats of Island 2 for an emergency
meeting.
The only leader who declined was 3 Below Zero because he was busy building the Lunara Bridge,
so he sent in his place, his second in command, Flux.
Flux, what's your plan here?
Yeah, 3 Below Zero, as soon as this wall drops, he's gonna get decapitated.
This bridge is not gonna work, man.
I don't care what Free Below Zero says, we need to make sure everyone unites against Island 1.
Ah, good luck, Sir. And because this meeting was the most important event yet on Island 2,
Jofiel invited a neutral mediator, someone who could lead the meeting in a fair battle and wasn't a part of any nation.
Ora! Saaah!
Where are you going?
Apparently they're making me lead the meeting with all the Island 2 leaders.
You sound very excited about it.
Oh no, I'm not excited, I'm terrified.
I'm accidentally going to cause a war.
I think everyone's here.
Well, we had the great and mighty Commonwealth are looking forward to a productive conversation.
Thanks, it's great.
So, as the president of the period, I'm actually really worried about our town.
Which is why I'm proposing we all play a defense pact.
If one of us gets attacked, all of us are under attack.
Yeah, I can agree for that.
Yeah, I like that. That's good.
That's a good start, but if Island 1 attacks, say, Luminaro,
well, by the time you can even arrive to defend us,
everyone at Luminaro will already be dead.
Which is why I think we need to focus our efforts on preventing an attack in the first place.
An attack is inevitable.
We... I'm just saying.
All that's left to do is finish.
Island 1 is starving. They're not going to attack us. They're bigger problems. And imagine for a second how quickly we could change their hearts and minds if, instead of treating them as an enemy, we send them aid.
Oh, oh gee, gaslight move. The thing is though, there's nothing more terrifying in this world than a man with nothing to lose. Remember that.
that. Everyone on island one has maybe one 20th of the resources as island two. They might try to
kill you bro. Like I'm gonna be honest. You might send them food and they just try to kill you.
How do you control a thousand players? No. I think Joe feels right. We do the defense pack
but we also send aid to island one. Basically we're ready for an attack but we try our best
to prevent that I'm on board with that I can agree to that look I'm with the
guys know this is ridiculous island one is literally making propaganda saying
death to island two they're jealous oh no yeah hey bro get ready to defend man
cuz they're coming they're coming that we like paradise they're gonna evade us
no matter what and you want to send aid to them guess what they're gonna take
Whatever you send them, food, armor, weapons, and they're gonna use all of that against us.
God, I don't know what... I look you agree with Flox, bro?
I don't... Like, you never even met these guys.
Bro, whatever you send to them, they're gonna use!
Hmm, you might have a point.
Hold on, I don't want... Is it evil? They're not savages. They just need help.
You cannot be this naive.
Well, there's a guy under the... There's a guy on the table.
Everyone is super unedged, I'm worried about traps.
God is skies.
Island 1 is united.
They have hundreds of people all aligned in the same goal, to kill us and take our resources.
If they decide to attack any single one of our nations, it'll be easy.
All they'll need to do is walk ahead.
Which is why we need to either merge all of our nations.
Right now we all choose a spot and combine into one civilization either that or we attack island one first
Flocks is right. I like this guy. I like this guy's leadership capabilities
The problem is they're split up into fucking five nations
If 500 people attack one nation at a time they're attacking
Oh, we attack 40 people first then we attack 30 people over here and then before you know what you have nobody
Flux is right, bro. You either attack or you get 500 people in one area.
Oh, you are crazy. Flux, you plan to kill all of us.
What's crazy, Joe, Joe? Is you leading all of us to our death?
Oh, but if you can't do that, you can't do that.
If we don't do this, it's the end of Island 2.
Flux, you can't do that.
You're the self-defeat.
Everyone, everyone. We can't fight.
But just vote.
All in favor of Flux's plan to treat Island 1 as an enemy, say aye.
Aye.
Just Flux, are you serious?
All in favor of sending A8 to Island 1.
They're dead. They're gonna die. They're gonna die.
Flux, no!
Meanwhile at Westhelm, I ran into something interesting.
Our next song is called, Island One.
Oh, yes!
So you remember this guy?
The valley of embers bloom.
Well he had joined a band that produced actual songs
and then performed them all across Island One.
The bare and wasteland islands.
A boy that you want to see, let's go.
And no resources to speak off.
They said to not want a tree.
Let's get the code.
Everyone loved the Island One band,
including Emperor Shboot,
who found that the music
bolstered the morale of his citizens.
He believed that a happy citizen
is a productive citizen.
Let's go together.
So Shboot literally came to power
just off of a failed assassination attempt. Literally just that. Right after he didn't
get assassinated, he ate a couple of pieces of bread and then became the Emperor, right?
Even though Emperor's food was a chaotic figure, West home itself was the opposite.
He had an army, a storage system and a hierarchy from Emperor all the way down to Citizen
or plebeian. And of course there was the Colosseum, which when finished will play a
major role in West Helm's justice system. That said, Emperish food was not happy when
he heard that yesterday, Benji and the other leaders had been talking poorly about him.
Okay, we need the best represents too. Our final goal is to put Benji Button in here.
Now that is a joke, that is a joke. You don't want Benji to die, do you?
Well, I mean...
I think Shmood is evil. No, I'm gonna be honest. I think Shmood is evil. He's power hungry. He's a psychopath. I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think Shmood is... He walked out of a meeting, bro. You can't do that.
Kenji and the other leaders were concerned that Emperor Shmood is unstable and may one day try to take over the entire island.
And their concerns only grew when Shmood was caught listening to Napoleon on Spotify.
But they also knew that if Island 2 were to ever attack, they needed Spood on their side, so they didn't know what to do.
I will, but well, here we go.
I just want to say, thank you Spood!
What?!
Yeah!
Here's the cards!
You're welcome!
Glory to West Elf!
I guess Spood is in charge of like, what, 200 people?
So like you have to agree with him.
Meanwhile, Seneca, the Queen of Infernus, had decided to begin building a massive-
Pardon?
Castle for her people.
A beautiful home base that would hover directly over the volcano.
Okay, that's literally beautiful.
What if the island won meeting?
A lot of leaders expressed worries about rumors that the volcano may erupt,
and they talked about how they would each take different precautions.
Everyone believed that the volcano was dangerous, except for Seneca,
who had decided to take the opposite approach.
It's all just paranoia.
If we really value the volcano, we need to have faith it won't erupt.
The main goal of Inferness as a civilization was to preserve the sacred land of the volcano,
so what better way to show faith and demonstrate loyalty than to make your home right above it?
Lingolini meanwhile decided to make his home underground within the volcano.
Lingolini's main goal was to get rich, and having direct access to iron and gold was
There's one reason for him in the mafia to live there.
But it wasn't the main reason.
Remember this interaction from day one?
Well, at least can you tell you a little secret, Captain?
We found some metal.
Oh, really?
Scattered throughout the volcano were pieces of netherite,
the rarest and most powerful mineral in all of Minecraft.
Not even island 2 had netherite.
It was the single secret advantage that island 1 had.
And the only ones who knew about it were the Lingulini Mafia and Inferness.
Now Stephen, if a war breaks out, Lingulini's Mafia is just gonna pop out with like full netherite armor.
The Inferness didn't exactly like how Lingulini was desecrating what they considered to be sacred land. They made a deal with it.
The Mafia can keep mining so long as they provide Inferness with some of the minerals they fly.
But Lingolini was unsatisfied, though they want to use us, they want to keep neighbour.
I'm not giving them anything.
Lingolini didn't like how Infernis was basically forcing the Mothya to mind for them with nothing in return.
So he secretly instructed everyone in the Mothya not to give Infernis anything.
Oh shit.
Lingolini's hope was that Inferness never asked for those minerals and forgets about the deal entirely
Otherwise he would be in a lot of trouble
Bro, but that's miss that greedy like I'm gonna be honest, bro
Like dude, you found another right. You gotta appreciate it man spread the love bro break some bread
This is gonna lead to a problem later. I see a lot of problems arising
That said, despite this conflict, the rest of the island 1 unification effort was going
very well.
Earlier today, Lingolini had decided to join the Blue Cross Alliance.
The Alcatrazina pirates were also eager to join, and surprisingly, so was nevermore.
There was only one holdout.
This mysterious civilization was called the Covenant, and it was ruled by a dictator named
Turntap.
How are you elected exactly, by vote of the people or the vote of yourself?
Turntap wasn't sure about joining the island one alliance because the people of the
Covenant were generally skeptical of outsiders.
They only took pride in their own nation, especially in their army, which was composed
of really good PvPers who weren't above using torture to get their way.
You're saying you're rallying this guy?
He's gonna die, I'm telling you!
He needed the man.
Now I felt a little bad for this player, so I threatened the Covenant.
Covenant uses water torture.
I'm reporting this to Sidefall News!
Oh no, don't go to Sidefall.
So I went to the local news reporter.
Sidefall, I have a story for you.
Oh.
I just caught the Covenant waterboarding one of their own people.
Oh.
Well, I'm paid off by them, so I don't really care.
What?
It's dude, it's free money.
It's called a business for a reason, it's a poor profit.
Seifall ran a news business with questionable ethics.
He was also known for making up fake stories, writing things like,
The lava is rising just to sell more papers.
That said, earlier today he had made a legitimate discovery
that could devastate the entire island.
Island One had a lot of known dangers,
from the lava layer to the boiling water to the powdered snow.
But there was one last danger that nobody knew about.
Until now.
ORA!
Meanwhile, the people of Island 2 had spent the day building their civilizations and having
a good time.
Yesterday, their leaders had voted that whenever the border drops, Island 2 would
send aid to Island One, hoping this gesture would lead to peace.
But not everyone agreed with this approach.
When Flux returned home to Luminaria, 3Below Zero was furious at Flux for causing chaos
at the meeting and for going against Luminaria's values.
3Below Zero as the leader of Luminaria was actually heavily in favor of sending
aid to Island One. The whole point of the Luminara bridge was to make peace with Island
One, not to start a war. As a result, 3v0 demoted Flux from his position as 2nd in command.
Got fired?
I spoke with Legacy, a citizen of Luminara. Yeah, Flux has been gone all day. People
here don't really like him anymore. Flux and his crew had spent the day building a
a secret bunker under the ocean, a place for them to hide if Eidlun won attacks.
And then Flux spent the rest of the day helping his best friend, Saps, finish building his home.
Despite all the chaos, Saps still reached out to me after I was demoted.
Mr. Radiator, what a good friend.
Flux over here could be a little unverdictable, but he's my friend.
And I know he genuinely wants the best for us.
Even though Flux was much more ambitious than Saps.
Goat. They have an underground bunker?
These two have become very good friends.
Somebody diamond sword him.
Jigsie, I'm your second tightest fan.
Uh, Bob's permanently banned Shroful.
Or Shrofy, how do you say his name?
Yeah, look at this. Yeah, I love it.
But just as day four was about to come to a peaceful end,
something happened that would change the course of Island 2 forever.
Oh wait, it's like a GTA cutscene, what the hell?
Holy editing.
Jofiel, the leader of one of Island 2's largest civilizations, was walking across Tri-Color
with her second in command, Seraphim.
What's happening?
The second command of Tri-Color had just killed their own leader, and immediately
All of Island 2 went unlocked out.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Everyone was confused about what's going to happen.
What do you feel?
Why?
After Seraphim planned, Twicolor was in complete disarray.
That's my parents.
So, okay.
Back at Saps's place, Flux told Saps it might be a good idea for him to call an emergency meeting with all the leader.
Buster calls!
So, for the sake of the island, Saps agreed to host a meeting tomorrow, but for now, he
and many others headed to Tricolor to help them restore order.
Oh, why did they kill him?
He's swimming.
I seraphim.
Did he go to the bunker?
Did he go to the bunker with flocks?
Did he go to the bunker with flux?
What happened? Dog caught him. Dog caught him.
Dog caught him.
Now Island 2 wasn't the only place that would face tragedy.
Oh, what? The leader of the Alcatrazina pirates, Noble Bucket, died very suddenly.
Alright, they sent me the footage of what happened. Oh, no.
He doesn't know the lava layers there.
Whoa!
I think I'm dead. I think I'm dead.
I think I'm-
Oh my god.
With world leaders dying left and right, the media had plenty to report on.
The most trusted news company was from Elysium, called Daybreak Media.
We're number one because we actually report the truth, unlike that Oso Cypher.
And later into day five, the news would get even crazier.
For purposes of unity, the Covenant had finally decided to join the Blue Cross Alliance,
thus successfully uniting the entirety of Island One.
But right away, the strength of this alliance would be tested.
What in the...
Earlier, a citizen of Infernus had accidentally told someone outside of Infernus that there
was netherites in the volcano, and this news spread all across the island.
Oh shit!
This was a disaster for Infernus and the legally mafia who had been trying to keep
the existence of the netherites to themselves immediately after hearing about the
is it my dog? what does she want? what does she want?
she's barking, i think she wants to come to my room
I'm not vaping, I'm a game of dog!
Netherite, the Covenant sent a mining expedition into the volcano without telling Inferness.
And lo and behold, they confirmed there was Netherite.
Oh, God.
Pre-war.
Pre-war.
Because the Covenant had a scary reputation and a ruthless army, Queen Seneca of Inferness
felt it was in her best interest to allow the covenants to mine.
But when other nations like West Elm started asking if they too could mine in the blockade,
Seneca said no.
Pardon?
People are saying we're being selfish?
They're the ones being selfish trying to take our resources.
Listen, item two is-
Why are they your resources?
Y'all are one island because you spawned on them?
Rich! We are not!
Now with Netherite, we actually have the chance of evening the playing field,
but the Volcano people are hogging it!
Before any fighting could break out, the Blue Cross quickly reached out to all the leaders
and told them to put this issue on hold.
We're inviting everyone here tomorrow, so we can all talk these two peacefully.
Where Island 1?
The Blue Cross is like carrying this, I'm not gonna lie.
They're like the responsible mom of all this.
We cannot afford to have war over some real men.
Meanwhile, Island 2 was still processing the death of Jofiel.
Even though I was just a farmer, you know, you still made me feel important.
Saps would invite all the leaders for a meeting later so they could coordinate a hunt for Seraphim
and discussed their plans for when the border inevitably drops.
Now, after Jofiel's death, Tri-Color had lost a lot of its power,
which left the island with really one dominant nation, the Commonwealth.
But remember from day three how the five Commonwealth leaders were in constant fights with each other?
It's just ridiculous that all of them were the same as mine.
Well, this all came to a head on day five when one of the leaders was caught plotting to take control of the entire Commonwealth.
BAAAAAAAGH!
So, another Commonwealth leader then paid an assassin to...
Well...
Oh!
Oh my god!
HOO!
Oh my god!
Bro, being an assassin in this would be so fucking fun.
Who for this?
What?!
What?!
We just witnessed murder!
After this, people from the Commonwealth lost even more faith in their governments.
This commonwealth citizen went to the caste coalition to complain to cast directly
I got information that there might be netherite on the other island my leadership said quote netherite is useless
Netherite is of course not useless. I think that's a foolish statement. As the commonwealth erupted the caste coalition thrived
But they did have their own problems is this is your employee
Earlier, what Betty had ditched work to attend a party in Barbie Land?
So as punishment, his employers forced him to risk his life and chop down one of the tallest
trees in the cat's coalition.
You have to yell louder, I can't hear you.
You're so far off.
You have to get closer to the ground.
Now, because of his recent tragedy, Cass decided to stay home from Saffz's meeting.
That's like evil, though!
That said, every other major leader was now on their way.
Bro, he was probably so hyped to play this server and then he just dies to fall damage.
As the leaders and representatives arrived, there was one person who would be notably absent
and banned from attending the meeting.
FLUX!
FLUX!
Before the meeting started, Flux called me to his underground bunker because he had something
quote, important to tell me.
Flux, what are you gonna do?
Well first, let me just explain.
I'm not allowed to attend this meeting because the leaders of this island are utterly
incompetent.
They can see that Island One is gearing up to invade us.
And their response is, let's give Island One more gear!
It's completely brainless and it's going to result in all of our people dying.
Todd, he's right.
He's right!
He's right!
You know what?
Like, is he wrong?
He's not wrong!
We have a plan, but nobody listen.
They all voted against it.
Look, we can still save this island, but the current leadership has to go.
No. No. Oh my god! They're gonna overthrow the fucking island!
What do you mean has to go? It's a revolution!
It has to go. Removed. And I'm done waiting.
Okay, this guy fucks. I'm gonna be honest, bro. Yo, he's gonna do a full-on revolution, man.
It's gonna happen today.
TNT under the table, calling it now. TNT under the table, calling it now.
Thank you, thank you all for coming. We have a lot of very important stuff to talk about.
You know, during the first week, there was one person there who actually understood what I was saying.
Seraphim reached out to me, asked me if they-
Oh my god.
Seraphim's the one who assassinated, and then fled to the bunker underground.
I could help in any way.
I told Seraphim to kill Jofi.
And today, we will finish the job!
Wait, so Seraphim gets there. What actually happens next?
Something I didn't want to do! But something that needs to be done! I'm going to save this
island by any means necessary. I would like to include you to the table if you agree
We with both they lost and Sarah from me say hi.
Are you sure this is gonna work?
I don't know.
What?
We have no other choice.
So I have something to say.
Is there, is there a possibility, any possibility that the assassination of Wolfram and the assassination of Joe Bill by Sarah from is anyway connected?
If there are a conspiracy going on right now, do we think that's a thing? Are the leaders safe?
I have a reason to believe that leaders are safe.
Flux, do you feel any guilt doing all this?
Well, part of me feels bad for Saps.
I also don't think the leaders are safe.
What do you mean you feel bad for Saps?
Don't kill Saps!
He has no idea.
Don't kill Saps!
That was good to you, Flock!
But...
If you had to betray one person...
To save a thousand...
Would you?
What just happened?
What just happened?
I didn't do that. I didn't do that.
Oh my god!
What's your problem?
So it's an upset.
It's a good question.
Where did he go?
Did you search for this one?
What is he doing?
What did he do to you?
I can't tell you!
I'll stop!
I can't believe!
I don't know what's happened to him!
Samson, do anything!
Flux has so much aura.
I don't even care. I'm seeing it. Flux warned them. They're all idiots. Nobody listened to Flux,
so he took matters into his own hands.
It was a new day. Saps just typed in my chat and said,
I'm innocent bro. One minute ago. Yo Saps, I'ma be honest, I'm pretty immersed in this right
A. And Island 2 was in shock.
On day 4, when Saps was in tricolor, helping the people after the death of Jofiel, Flux
and his crew had built a trap in his roof, and Saps did not know they had done this.
Yeah, this is cinema, bro.
Like this is actually cinema.
I'm not gonna lie.
She had been framed by his friend Flux, used as a scapegoat for Flux's plan.
But because they had to rush to build the trap, it actually wasn't fully successful.
Some of the Dreadstoning, yes some of them didn't die.
That's kind of scuffed, I'm not gonna lie.
Including the one that for 3 below 0 had failed.
But overall the trap still killed the leader of the Pyrrion Alkaline Alk,
a leader of the Commonwealth Coraline and four other very high-ranking officials from across the island.
The people of Island 2 were devastated, confused, and angry.
Oh, you're dead. Hey, Saps got away though, right? He got away.
What'd you say?
After the trap went off, Seraphim was immediately caught and killed.
Oh! Where'd they try calling?
But when more people found out about how exactly their leaders-
Seraphine, you served a great purpose. I'm not gonna lie.
Died. Their anger wasn't really toward Seraphine, but toward the person they believed was behind it all.
Saps.
Oh my god.
They're gonna go after Saps.
And they're not gonna go after Flux.
And it made sense.
Saps knew he'd be hosting leaders at his home.
It was his roof that had a secret trap.
A trap that happened to fit perfectly into the design of the roof.
Saps was about as guilty as it was possible to be.
With that, all the major islands who nations, from the Commonwealth to the Cast Coalition to Tri-Color to Luminara,
declared Saps to be hunted down and killed while Flux got away with it all.
I think Flux is my favorite character. I'm not gonna lie, man. I think Flux and Saps are my favorite characters.
If you had to betray one of us, you would have to save this town.
Then you could have killed yourself.
At the top of all of this, at the beginning of Day 6, it was announced that tomorrow, on Day 7,
The border between the two islands will finally fall.
Oh God!
Both islands now have one day to fight.
Oh God!
This is gonna be all-out war, bro. There's no other way this happens.
This is gonna be like instant war.
Now when the people of Island of Blunt saw the chaos happening on the other island, most
just didn't really care about it.
A lot of the hatred against Island 2 that was popular in the early days had faded away.
That is, except for this player named Oppenheimer, who was determined to take out-
He named himself Oppenheimer.
What is this guy? I mean, in Minecraft, anything's possible. Is this guy gonna make a nuke?
Barbie Land, because in 2023, the Barbie movie had outsold the Oppenheimer movie.
I'm building a nuclear rocket that will make yesterday's chaos look like child's play.
Oh my god, I was kidding. He's actually building a nuke.
But when Oppenheimer tried testing his nuke, it went up and up and up and was never seen again.
Now, day six, 10% some new challenges for some of the civilizations.
Pre-watch! Yeah, bro, it's a pre-watch because I predicted Oppenheimer would make a nuke.
Oh, man, it's been that kind of lack of intelligence.
Yeah, bro, that's a pre-watch. Are you dumb? Like, are you actually dumb?
For example, I never wore...
What is this?
What are you doing up here?
I got voted out because... they hate me.
Oh!
Come on!
Oh, shut up!
What about me? How did you...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
This is...
What?
I didn't do anything!
I didn't match!
Meanwhile, at Elysium...
I hate being a leader. Everyone here is so stubborn.
Benji was having trouble getting laws passed because his people kept opposing any changes that threatened their peaceful lifestyle.
Bro, people hate change. No matter what. It could be a video game, a food act, like people just hate change.
A game makes an update, people immediately reject it, even if it's good or bad, because it's a change. People hate change, bro.
The people of Elysium were generally skeptical of government officials, sometimes even holding-
So you! Ah, you're kinda right, Visc.
I was against them.
Although this particular trial did not go to plan.
Guys, somebody stole Gerald.
The Mooshroom Cow Gerald has been stolen.
Oh, oh, oh!
Let's go!
Wait, wait, wait.
There they all get him.
Chat, aren't Mooshroom Cows really rare?
I feel like the four days we played Minecraft with Ron,
we saw like literally one island that had them.
Meanwhile at Westtown, there was a bit of a food problem going on.
Not a shortage, a feud.
See, Remy the Rat had opened up a new restaurant right across from the Coliseum, but the food
was questionable.
So his customers had instead started buying their food from another player named Dinosaur.
That is until...
What is he permanently closed all food is now it for
Remy are you behind the burner of title sirs anyway on day six the West home
Coliseum was finally complaints it's like when there's a McDonald's and a
of Wendy's across the street from each other.
Dude, there was a McDonald's and a Wendy's
across the street next to the soccer field
that I practiced at.
It was a full-on war, bro, for like 20 years.
I think McDonald's won, though.
McDonald's just mugs in the sense where like,
I don't know, man, if it's three in the morning,
I'm probably gonna get McDonald's every time.
Wendy's done, ha, I don't know.
Wendy's fries are better,
but when McDonald's fries are piping hot,
McDonald's fries are better.
We can tell we know we can tell oh yeah because I eat McDonald's yeah, I'm a bomb a blob
What do you plan on using this arena for?
So I actually have to say legally
No, maybe a little bit of blood of the shit
Wow, dude with a popular leader who got things done
Yeah, dude, it's kind of like real life, bro the dumbest people have the most power
I'm better than you get a lie. Bro, how does Shpood, who literally did nothing by the way,
He walked out of a meeting. The only thing Shpood has done is literally just created a coliseum. He hasn't done anything else.
To develop a re-
So you!
All right!
Tutation of being a little unstable. He said outlandish-
I don't have power! Like what could I do? I can't change a law! I have no power!
Things he can't stand beings and his justice system wasn't by courthouse, but by combat
This is something smooths first attempted assassin Ramsey or tried to prevent it's why he tried to kill smooth and he wouldn't be the only one
There has been a small but coordinated secret dude. I think the next time I play Minecraft
I'm gonna play with like the texture packs and stuff. It looks 30,000 times better. I'm not even gonna lie
I'm gonna play with like the pretty ones, but Chad you need to have a good PC for that
Revolution growing in West Elm with aims to overthrow and oh is it called shaders?
shaders whatever this is
Murder, Spoon
The two leading figures are West Elms citizen Ramsey Pie and West Elms head builder Knight Arcturus
You know my help design is call us him not knowing Spoon actually wanted to use it for bloodshed
He's insane!
The first part of their plan was to take out Spood's second in command.
A player named Olo.
Yeah, that's right.
Coming out, Olo.
Oh!
Oh!
Second in command pound.
But, Ramsepi was immediately chased down by West Hall's army.
We didn't make something happen, man!
Oh!
Oh!
Dad!
With Ramsepi dead, Night Arc Turris became the sole leader of the revolution.
But he also knew it was only a matter of time before Spood finds out about his plans.
I want to make one thing clear.
Anybody who is caught plotting against me will be executed.
Alright.
I mean yo, this guy's a full-on dictator bro.
This guy's a psycho.
In the name of Westhound!
Glory to Westhound!
Glory to Westhound!
Now, before the border drops, the island won leaders all-mets to discuss what to do about
the netherites in the volcano.
Okay, but how much netherite is there?
They haven't really specified.
Like is it enough for one person to have armor or is there like a shit ton?
Going into the meeting, people were not happy with Inferness and the Linklini Mafia who
They were believed to be keeping Netherite to themselves.
Please keep all your weapons holstered at all times unless you absolutely have to take them.
The meeting began with West Hub's representative and Shboot's newly appointed second in command,
Spider.
We asked if you had Netherite, and you lied.
He said there was no Netherite, that you would keep him, you looked in it, and that
you hadn't found any.
Because people were immediately starting to gang up on Inferness, Benji from Elysium
tried to keep the peace.
Why is Inferness's job important on the Netherite?
There were people literally going into their territory,
mingled without a conversation,
and then accused them of doing something wrong.
After some more discussion,
and Curtis was asked the big question,
will you open up rights to mining underneath the volcano?
It is still our land,
and it's still the place where we live.
And of course, trade, things like trade are important,
but in terms of opening up the volcano,
it is a patiment, no.
Oh, well, it's a mind-boggling.
Now, Lengelvini, Seneca's biggest ally, was about to speak,
but what he ended up saying was unexpected.
We have to humbly disagree with the infernace of not allowing anyone else to mine in the volcano.
This is island one.
We will fall for the struggling against the nature and everything like that.
Should we all be allowed to mine whatever we need?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hell yes!
Soon people started offering deals to infertus. I believe we'd be open to give you resources since it is your land
But Seneca still said no. The volcano is still our sacred land. We don't want hundreds of people with their minds
Improvising it. Yo, Sina, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro
Or I'm not gonna say your name because my chastis gonna say pardon. Sini
I think you're a little bit deranged, bro. I think you're a little bit of a psychopath
It's not your land because you're the first one to the volcano. It's everybody's land on the island
The results when Guilini went even further you can't take part of it. I didn't even try to pronounce it
On the day one Mario was here
I was on the volcano and we're able to find it
But it's not fair that no one else can mine while your creed is over there with the diamond boots
Some people don't even have any armor
Oh, this is bad!
Eventually, people started using scare tactics!
Not okay, though. It's insanely active right now.
It will most likely erupt within the next few days.
I doubt it. I doubt it.
That's a sidecar, Tom.
That's what's up again.
And so, after even more discussion, West Hell made a final plea.
We have a representative from every single nation on this island.
You have an opportunity here to unite us all,
Or you have an opportunity to totally destroy that Unitedness.
But Seneca said everybody who was in this video probably had like the most fun week ever.
Still wouldn't budge.
For now, it's a no.
So, Linkarae made a big announcement.
Mario plays a large chunk of territory in the Volcano.
The liquidy family was independence within third list.
And we were all be mining to anybody who wants it.
That is the favorite character!
Is it just leaving?
Great!
Seneca had left the meeting furious at Lingolini's betrayal!
And if we had a better outcome for this meeting to be here...
Not you!
That wasn't an option!
I like Lingolini and Fronk!
Here it's out!
Saps!
Saps, what just happened?
Dude, what the f**k is this?
Every leader in front of you just died.
Have you had nothing to do with this?
It wasn't me.
Someone was in the roof.
I'm getting brand-ish.
Following yesterday's track, Saps was on the run, as he was now the most wanted
and notorious criminal on Island 2.
Hey Chad, how big are these three islands?
Like in comparison to like a world, like how big are the- is it pretty big?
Could he hypothetically hide? Probably, right? Huge thousands of blocks. Massive? Did somebody say massive?
I'm rude! What am I supposed to do?
Which island would you stay on? I think for me the most fun I would have would be in Lingolini's mafia
and be like one of his henchmen.
He had no choice but to hide amongst the dense jungles and swamps of the southern island.
But he also knew that the longer he is, the more guilty he looked.
So earlier he had decided that he would turn himself in under the condition that he is given a fair trial.
Flux meanwhile was satisfied with the success of his plan, but it wasn't over quite yet.
We've got two leaders left to kill.
Tony Cass and of course the guy who demoted me.
And because Seraphim was dead, Flux sent another member of his crew to take care of the job.
Oh no.
No!
Oh, d-
There we go.
To the world, this looks like yet another senseless assassination.
But to Flux, it was the strategic progression toward making the people of Ireland too-
Flux is the truth, bro. Like, I'm just gonna be honest. Like, yo, he warned everybody, everybody disagreed?
back. Time to take matters into his own hands. This guy's the truth, bro. This is a pull-on revolution.
Paranoid. So paranoid that they wouldn't trust anybody, and especially not Island One.
In fact, the new leadership of Tri-Color was already preparing for Island One to invade.
I think we should secure our nation. Make sure we have plan,
when, when inevitable, or... Bro, but why are these leaders unprotected? Like, I feel like
Like if you're a leader, you should at least have one guard with you at all times, but that's the second time a leader has just been standing AFK, getting jumped.
You know what I mean?
Fighting side.
Sending aid to Island One was officially off the table, and the construction of the Luminara Bridge had come to a stop.
After all these days, Fluss's plan was finally working.
So, you're evil, it's not that I'm evil, it's just like Flux was the only person in
that meeting that was actually logical.
They were saying to give resources to an island who had open propaganda to kill their
island.
Like, on day one and day two, they had propaganda, they were going to kill their island, like
they were going to murder the island.
And Flux was like, hey, we shouldn't give them resources, everyone said no.
Stemflex is like, alright, I'm just gonna kill all the leaders.
Coalition, meanwhile, hosted a diplomatic meeting on J6 to try and increase the morale of Island 2 before the border drops.
Although Cass herself was too scared to attend the meeting.
I am, like, I want to enter, but my members are telling me not to because there was an attempt on my life yesterday.
Ah, right. Because Cass was one of the last remaining major leaders on Island 2, she now had guards with her at all times.
That... what? Why did no one else do this?
3 guards! I said 1! Why did no one else do this, bro? 3 guards! There you go!
Here, I'll trade you armor.
Why?
I'm gonna make sure you guys do not die. Please don't die.
That said, everyone would soon be tuning into the Trial of Sapporado to find out whether Saps will be freed or executed.
Several nations argued over-
Waits for chat. How did Saps set up the trial? He just turned himself in?
For who would get to host the trial, but the commonwealth-
Tixie, restart the video, I just joined. We're an hour in, you can rewind.
The world does not stop and start at your pleasure.
Like, rewind.
Well, ended up winning.
We've made this beautiful venue to show the world that the commonwealth is still the strongest.
But first...
Coming down down down down down down down down down down down.
But I can't see the light.
Oooh!
They even made an uprising, Blah blah.
You remember that discovery that Saifal made?
Well it was a Warden also known as the most dangerous creature in all of Minecraft.
Yeah, who apparently Kai and Speed are going to kill.
How? I'll... believe it when I see it!
Sidefall had then renamed the warden to Rising Lava, so that when he was accidentally killed by it, the entirety of Island Warden...
Oh my god, that's actually genius.
That's actually... Sidefall's a fucking genius.
Since we're panning, the lava is not rising, but this is justice to-
Oh my god, Sidefall's in the chat right now.
Sidefall, you're a genius, bro. That is literally genius.
Dangerous.
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
The Horton had been unleashed onto Island 1, going from place to place, terrorizing civilization.
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Oh my God!
How is anyone gonna stop this?
So eventually it cuts to West Hill!
But the West Hill army was ready!
Ready? Aim! Fire!
Oh
I mean the brats on top of the building so we just saw Warden kill like I don't
I have enough 15 fucking people.
Sap.
The defendant, Sap Rana, is accused of seven counts of murder.
Including the murder of Joveyle, the murder of Alkaline Al, and the murder of her-
Oh, Sap just got like framed, dude.
I will hear the prosecution's argument, followed by the defense, and then I shall make my room.
I don't see how Saf's gonna get out of this.
It's just it's so hard to even believe him, bro.
He does look guilty.
his leader before running to the trigger ready to pull the trap. He then fled the scene after
the trap went off, just long enough after faking his surprise. He's not only a cold-blooded murderer,
but a terrorist. The prosecution then called a survivor of the trap, Zecor, to the stand.
We know after investigating that only one seat had no trap. Can you identify who was sitting in
that seat? It was Saprana. And who built the meeting hall with that seat? It was Saps.
Oh no.
You killed our leaders.
Oh no.
You destroyed our island.
May your death today satisfy us all.
Oh no.
Then it was time for-
Can't it see a scouser?
Can't it see a scouser?
The defense for Sam's to give the most important speech of his life.
All I ever wanted for this island was peace and cooperation between the nations.
The loss at the meeting yesterday was extremely devastating and came out of nowhere, but I
can tell you right now and innocent, it wasn't me.
The leadership in Luminarah totally built the meeting area and were the only people
who knew about the area before the leadership meeting.
That includes the prosecution himself on this 5200.
by Toga, by the rotation, Snowbird 334 and their ringleader Fluxian.
When I left to gather the leaders for the meeting, they must have snuck into the root of the meeting to make the trap.
The people who I thought I can trust the most used me for their malicious intent and filled the leaders and blamed it on me.
Saps had figured out he was betrayed and framed by his friend Flux, but he would have leaked
Czech Twitter.
Well done, Saps!
The making a critical mistake.
I find it rather interesting that Three Below the leader of Luminara is one of the only
people who survived the trap.
Oh, what a blast it was.
What about it?
Well, Saps falsely assumed that Three Below Zero, the beloved leader of Luminara, was
But also behind the murderers, and with that mistake, Saft's heard everyone against him.
Saft, is that all you have to say?
I guess.
No.
Alright, I'm ready to make my decision.
Ah, Judge Timebomb, find Saferot.
Guilty on all counts.
The Saps is to be taken to the top of the garden and executed, immediately!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
Hey! What?
No way! No way!
Oh, damn it!
Saps is the coolest human being of all time.
Oh, she escaped.
Saps is the coolest human being of all time.
Oh my God!
No, wait!
You destroyed our island, murderer, murderer, kill my wife!
Oh, and it's 22, because Saps never even wanted any part of it to begin with, bro.
You'll do it and I'll demonstrate to all the viewers.
Saps, why did you do this?
It's outlaw now.
It's like Arthur Morgan.
Damn, Saps.
He never wanted any part of it, bro.
He's outcast to everyone.
The only people that know the truth is Flux's crew, and they're not gonna fucking help him.
Oh no.
Oh no.
You're dropping soon?
Yeah, I think so.
Camping the border?
Oh, it's a shot!
Oh, no!
It was Day 7, which means the border had officially dropped.
At first, people were kind of in awe.
Whoa, this is beautiful.
Going from one island to another after all this time was a major culture shock.
Is this island 1?
Woah!
And as expected, island 1 people immediately started taking resources from island 2.
They're taking the sheep.
But the flow of resources wasn't all in one direction.
I'm probably gonna take some gravel.
He just said one direction.
Y'all ins- y'all-
No, no, look, look.
You turn your hands when you walk.
Do it.
Uh-oh.
No only make up.
To cover up.
Sorry.
Back to Island 2, we don't have a lot of it.
Still, as people from the two islands started meeting for the first time,
they were surprisingly friendly to each other,
like these two who made a tunnel connecting the islands from underground.
This is amazing!
We've linked Island 1 and Island 2.
For the longest time, Island 2 feared an invasion by Island 1.
But on Day 7, that fear completely disappeared.
What?!
It became very clear that Island One had no interest in war.
Instead, they were just happy that they could finally enjoy Island Two for themselves.
The water isn't boiling.
That said, at the beginning of day seven, Linkolini made a big decision.
He had decided to move out of the volcano and relocate his entire mafia to Islands 2.
She does me first for all the nights in Island 1.
After yesterday's Netherite meeting, which...
Lingulini swapped islands?
A little heated, Lingulini had legitimate fears that Inferness might seek revenge against him.
So hoping for a more peaceful life, Lingulini went far away and settled in the Cass Coalition.
Like this is just what I'm talking about with minecraft youtube. I like you don't see videos like this on any other game, bro
Like just the amount of time that went into making this video is actually insane
Yes, we are but then we might do some rebranding over here. Are you guys like violent?
Eh, we wouldn't violent much
But we have that some political talk that has not been taken away
Which is it is my idea.
Sensing potential danger, Cass decided it was best for Link Leading to set up his home outside the Casco-
Oh, also Rust. Rust has some peep fucking YouTubers too.
Olision.
Like Blueprint.
That said, the Casco Olision was now bigger than ever before.
On day seven, Cass hosted a funeral for the deceased wood dead.
And over a hundred people across both islands showed up.
We are gathered here today in the cherished memory of what's a beacon of kindness
Through the Commonwealth was in shambles
Saps's trial yesterday was a disaster for the Commonwealth
Islands who had entrusted the Commonwealth to run the trial of saps so when saps escaped his execution people lost all
all faith in the Commonwealth, which at one point was the most powerful civilization in the world.
On day seven, most of the Commonwealth leaders resigned, leaving just one player,
Sitzkrieg, as the sole ruler of the Commonwealth. We're actively searching for Saps right now.
We will restore honor to the Commonwealth. One of Sitzkrieg's biggest goals was to find-
Yo, dumb dumb, Saps is innocent. Oh my god. Yo, some people in this server have like a 14
IQ, bro.
Him kill saps.
But his other big goal was to regrow the Commonwealth's population, which by this point had shrunk
by a lot.
So he sent out a lot of public invites, especially to the people of Island One, and it actually
did work.
Until...
One of the people who moved in was Knight Ark Turris, the lead builder of Westhelm,
who had to flee from Westhelm because Spood had found out about his secret plans for
revolution. Yeah, the Commonwealth was letting us hide out here, so as long as
Shkood doesn't find us, we should be okay.
Speaking of fugitives, the world's biggest fugitive, Saps, was packed to hiding in
the jungle after miraculously escaping from his trial, although his spirits
were quickly fading. Everyone thinks I'm a murderer. I just took them to
too many more
Sam's knew that Six Creek in the Commonwealth soon planned to scout the entire southern islands to hunt him down
So on day seven, Sam's decided that his best bet was to leave his home island and flee to island one
Smart
But it wouldn't be so easy
The water had just dropped, and he was constantly going back and forth between the two islands,
which means traveling by sea could be dangerous.
So, Zaps decided on another method of travel.
He went to the place where he was least expected.
No way!
No!
No!
I need the bridge!
No way!
No way!
No fucking way!
What the heck?
What are you doing, bro?
Oh!
Not a little one!
Now, instead of chasing Saps, the Luminara builders instead retreated to inform everyone
else that Saps was on his way to island one.
Saps, meanwhile, quickly sailed the rest of the way to the other island, although what
happened next was unexpected.
Oh, there he is, hey buddy.
Hello.
He's fucking a bit crappy.
He might have underpatched this water.
Yeah, you know, it's good.
On the south side of the island it's...
It turns out earlier, Saps had reached out to a bunch of people on Island One, offering
them two stacks of diamonds if they give him a safe place to hide.
And out of all people to accept his offer, it was Turntab, the leader of the Covenant,
the most feared and militaristic civilization on Island One.
How was it, Tripp?
Uh, I read it.
Granny's tampon with the 10 gifts it- okay.
Yup.
Uh, mods.
Eliminate his account!
us the giant bridge that Luminar is building and like all of Luminar is there.
When Saps and Turntab finally arrived at the Covenant, Turntab immediately distributed Saps's
diamonds to the Covenant army, but then in a surprising move, he sent them out on a secret
mission.
Turntab had sent to the Covenant hip squad to Island 2, but not to accomplish a goal
for the Covenant per se, but actually upon the request of Inferness.
Fuuuuck!
Wigulini betrayed us. He humiliated us.
He ruined our sacred land.
Yesterday Wigulini had opened up the volcano for Netherite Mike,
and as such, Keeble from all across Island 1 had...
Guys, it's not ungrateful. His name is Granny's Tampern!
Started mining in the volcano.
And even though Wigulini had now moved out of the volcano,
Civic felt that since Keeble were already mining,
She had no choice but to let them stay.
She was not happy about what Lingulini had done, and Seneca wanted revenge.
I don't believe you, Tiger Mafia.
I know I got a baby.
Oh my god.
Now, the reason the Covenant was willing to do Seneca's bidding wasn't just because she'd let the line for Netherite before anyone else.
Because as a civilization that values honor and loyalty the company didn't appreciate how Lenguin is so publicly betrayed and firm it's
We couldn't hide island one at peace and both peace and we still can
So Cinnie is just evil like she just evil
My grave she will not be a part of it
Oh, they got him! They got him!
Not for me!
They killed Lingolini.
Wow.
The covenants had massacred the Lingolini mafia.
Damn.
Or anyone could retaliate, the Blue Foss announced they would schedule a hearing, calling on the covenants to explain what they had done.
Bro, staying is just evil, bro.
Howdy, Flux. Oh, you got some fancy armor now.
Yeah, got it from Island One.
Wait, really?
Earlier today-
Is that Netherite?
Flux and his crew had gotten their hands on a super rare armor trip by trading with
the Covenant who had picked up the armor trim from the warning when it died.
Now of course Flux had no idea that the Covenant was also trading with and harboring his arch-nemesis
Saps, but he didn't know one thing.
I heard Saps randomly won, so we put out a massive value on his head.
Flux was now determined-
Flux is evil.
Bro, bro, Flux, Saps was good to you bro.
You framed him, and now you're gonna murder him.
Fuck you, Flux.
It means to have Saps killed, because Saps was the only other person in the world who knew
that Flux was behind the murders of all the Island 2 leaders.
Basically, if Saps dies, Flux gets away with everything.
And ideally, the sooner Saps dies, the better, because of incidents like yesterday.
That includes the prosecution himself and their ringleader, Fluxion.
Fortunately, for Flux, it didn't seem like anyone at the trial believed Saps.
It's true, we're like, he does have to eliminate Saps though, because Saps is the only one who knows.
If anything, Saps' accusation only made people hate him more, especially the people of Luminara,
who weren't happy that Saps accused some of their fellow citizens.
What do you want to do to Saps?
See, we killed him.
We killed him.
We killed him.
We hunted him down the other day.
He could have find him, but we have no circulation of where he is.
After the murder of their loved leader, three below zero, Luminara soon planned to host an election,
and the current frontrunner was a player named Legacy.
Me and my parent, we've just been going around to different houses, knocking on doors, I think we're going to win this thing.
For a moment, Flux also considered a run for leader, although he had basically already accomplished everything he wanted to do.
Look, no matter what people say, Island One was planning to endow us. They would have just walked right ahead.
But now that we have stronger leaders, more cautious leaders, they're not going to do that.
We have world peace, and not because of the bridge, but because of me.
Yeah, never mind, bro. I don't like this guy. This guy's fucking delusional.
Since the beginning, what's philosophy was simple. You can never show kindness to your enemy if
your enemy wishes to destroy you. If you build a bridge, they'll use it to invade you.
If you offer them aid, they'll use it to kill you.
This is why Flux believed it was necessary to eliminate the island two leaders who wished to be kind
But the cost of their deaths was devastating
The people of tri-colour still mourned Jo-Fuel building a massive statue to honor their deceased leader
Damn!
I was trying to focus on restabilizing our nation, obviously the passing of Jo-Fuel. Hey, I was pretty hard.
Meanwhile the people of Apirion had elected a new leader, but Apirion was never quite the same after the death of Alkaline Elk
The people of the commonwealth were also in shambles having a much smaller civilization than they started with
And even though there was some peace on island 2 people didn't feel a sense of calm
But instead a sense of unease and revenge
They needed it closure and they were determined to kill the person who they believed murdered the leaders they loved
Savv is the leader that she was only a matter of time before someone hunts him down or someone
in the Covenant betrays him to collect the massive bounty on his head.
So Savv's made a last ditch effort to try and get a strong ally for his cause.
He asked Turntap to take him to the largest nation on Island One.
Oh God!
Somebody's...
Somebody's saying massive?
Bro, I feel like he's just gonna get killed though.
But on their way to the West Home Capital Building,
they ran into a citizen of a period from Island Two who recognized Saps.
Oh, hey, is there a problem here?
Oh, okay, okay, uh, we really want to find a place, oh no, it's called, oh no.
Samson his crew then entered the capital.
Hello.
Can I speak to the glorious leader of West home, please?
Yeah, I'll grab him.
I'm not gonna lie, Saps. You coming to me asking for a meeting after what happened last time?
Even if it wasn't to do with you?
I just want to talk. At least explain, because I'm innocent.
Saps, I'm sorry. No.
Ultimately, Shpood rejected Saps's request for a meeting because Shpood didn't exactly trust-
How is Shpood still alive?
Shrewd's like the most evil guy here!
Dimon had no real reason to help him, so instead, Saps tried another civilization.
How the hell is he still alive?!
The Al-Kharasina Pirates.
Although when he arrived, things felt a little off.
Well, since you're here, you have to drop all your gears.
Oh, well, not bad.
Whatever
No
No, but then suddenly no no
Turn tap had realized that the pirates were planning to kill saps to collect the massive bounty on his head
So he told saps to run
What's going on?
Uh, wait a second, I gotta go back to the covenants.
I can meet him.
I should probably show him a comedy.
Now, on their way back to the covenants,
TurnTap suddenly started acting suspicious himself.
Is everything, are we safe?
Is everything fine? What's going on?
Uh, we can go back to the covenants later.
You need to tell me what's going on.
I'm not telling you anything.
It either, like, you can handle this on your own.
Like, just, I'll explain to you honestly.
Just come for a hug.
It's hard to trust people right now, so I'm putting a lot of faith into you.
This is so suspicious.
As Saf's rang, he pondered his choices.
Either he puts his life in the hands of Turntep,
who may be wanting to kill him and collect the bounty for himself,
or he runs away.
Now.
Sus. Sus. Sus.
He ran away?
Alone again, alone again
Saps then climbed the mountains of Island One, escaping from the last remaining person he thought he could trust.
He was now all alone in a world of people who hated him and wanted him dead.
And so, he ventured into the snow.
Damn.
It started collecting blocks.
Saps, what are you doing?
I can't trust anybody.
Flux won.
He completed me.
Why?
There's just no point in it.
Flux won.
Flux won.
Flux won.
Flux won.
Flux won.
Flux won.
Flux won.
Flux won.
Flux won.
Flux won.
Flux won.
Flux won.
No.
On day 7, Saps built a tower in the tundra, a monument for people to remember him by,
and he planned to jump off.
No!
Saps!
No!
But he didn't.
But he didn't.
If I have to die, I'm gonna make sure he does too.
Ora!
Ora!
Is he gonna leave a note behind or something?
Welcome everyone!
Today, we have two new prisoners, Bahra, who will fight to the death.
Linus, you are charged with the attempted murder of several innocent West Elf farmers.
Remy, you are charged with conspiracy to murder West Elf food supplier, Dino's Earth.
Ready, set, fight!
There they go!
Look that sweat!
I need some guidance!
What the fuck?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
He won!
Revy the Red had won his duel in the Colosseum!
And all of his crimes, including the murder of dinosaurs, were expunged from his record.
Revy the Red had won his duel in the Coliseum
and all of his crimes, including the murder of Dino-Sirth,
were expunged from his record by Emperor Shpune himself.
He was now a legend and his restaurant became more popular than ever before.
So please head on over here.
Now it's been a busy few days for Emperor Shpune.
She was always working on different things.
This is your aqueduct.
Show me your aqueduct, Shpune.
Look at it behind you!
Look at it!
No, what's the use of this?
I don't really know.
No, it's the twin of anything. We just build we have too many builders not enough ideas now wash
Effective leader he did have to constantly watch his back for assassins. You know
I thought it like five assassination attempts and guess what I've just found out about another boy
Spoon's entire reign began with him almost being killed
So he was always wrote spood rolls deep though
Like one thing I'm gonna give this guy credit for all these other dumb ass leaders that died were like alone
Oh, Shpoot has like fucking people with him at all times.
Extra careful and sensitive about where he went and who he associated with.
It's also why Shpoot was particularly angry when he found out that one of the people-
Jinxie, I'm so tight for you.
Uh, Ted, you're a two-year subscriber, get your shit together, Ted, 445.
Who planned to kill him was his own lead builder, Night Arc Tourist.
According to some of my sources, Night Arc Tourist was seen in the Commonwealth earlier today.
Shpoot is in my chat right now.
I'm alive because I'm him.
Free the rats.
Thanks, Jinx.
Thank you.
Really?
Spoon had set spies across the world to find Nightar Kers, and when they discovered he was
staying at the Commonwealth, Spoon immediately reached out to Six Creek to request he be handed
back to West Hill.
However, given that the Commonwealth was low on citizens and needed good builders,
Six Creek decided to reject Spoon's request.
I'm not just going to give up one of my builders, but Commonwealth does not give
into tyrants.
This made Spood erupt with fury.
Oh, I'm gonna make sure that everybody knows that Commonwealth is corrupt!
They said that talk to me!
They said that talk to me!
Yeah, this guy's a dictator, bro.
Like this guy's a dictator.
I feel like I should read about Spood in like middle school, man, of what not
to do.
And so, Spood went around telling everyone about how much he hates the Commonwealth.
This whole situation became a-
Hey, Jinxie, wish you jumped off Sap's tower.
Alright.
That's a drama, and it actually got to the point where the rest of Island 2 was getting annoyed with the Commonwealth.
I don't get why the Commonwealth doesn't just hand them over.
You don't feel war with West Town.
Unlike the Commonwealth, Cass had a big population, and she didn't care about losing citizens who were troublemakers.
For example, earlier, one of her citizens, Addison 27, had gone to Tricolor, dug into
Chofield's grave, and had stolen Joffield's head.
I wear this?
The cast, I brought you to Tricolor.
But instead of protecting him, Cass immediately banished Addison from the Cass Coalition and
alerted Tricolor of his location, causing Addison to flee Island 2.
It was this kind of no-nonsense leadership that earned Cass a lot of respect from not
only her citizens, but other Island 2 nations who are now much more willing to ally
with cast that went the commonwealth. The very existence of the cast coalition also provided
a sense of security. Early pre-fire cast is definitely gonna die, like 100%. It's a smaller
group. Like this new nation who are mostly chees- Is that a Canada flag? Oh, can it up?
Is that a Canada flag? It's a smaller group. It's Canada. Like this new nation who are
They were mostly cheese merchants and called themselves the Conquesadors.
This is the way of cheese, but in a case of...
Since the border dropped yesterday, the economies of most island two nations were prospering
with heavy amounts of trade and tourism between islands.
Meanwhile in Barbie Land...
Ish, I have news.
I'm marrying Oppenheimer.
What?
The player Oppenheimer had marched into Barbie Land, but instead of destroying it with a new key,
he apparently liked it so much that he proposed to their leader.
Consider this your invitation to the Barbenheimer wedding.
Thank you.
In Luminara, meanwhile, the citizens were inventing new technologies.
This is the power switch with 16 furnaces working together simultaneously,
and it has a much proper micro-excombing inside, distributing everything.
As much as Luminaro was finally starting to look up to its name as the light of island 2, little did its citizens know, among them was quietly living the world's most deadly group of terrorists.
I'm thinking of running in the election tomorrow.
There we go.
Legacy's pretty f**king out.
Yo, this dude's like f**king Pablo Escobar at this point, bro.
He's basically was running the server from a tunnel, and now he said he's gonna run for president?
I'm not one.
While it seemed like each of the island two nations had their own separate goals,
they were all still united under one mission to find and kill Saps.
I love that Saps is still alive. Like if Saps dies, I'm actually going to be emotional for like five minutes.
In fact, by the age of eight, Luganara had told all the other nations that Saps had fled to Island One,
and some nations were already preparing to send out hit squads later today.
But, Island One, meanwhile, was currently dealing with the whole other political trauma,
the murder of the Linguli.
I cannot conceive how we are being this civil about this.
They came in, they found him in the Holy Trauma in Lava.
This player, Vdenom, was one of the few remaining survivors in the Linguli mafia.
Vdenom had escaped the Covenant's attack and wanted to get revenge against the Covenant,
but was finding it surprisingly difficult to gather support.
See, while the Blue Cross condemned the Covenant, nobody was brave enough to declare war on them.
People feared the Covenant in its army, which his wife Seneca secretly asked them to do the deed instead of doing it herself.
Yo, I look over at my chat and everyone's doing an emo of high-vives jerking off. Great.
If people knew that she was behind the attack, she would be in big trouble.
But for now, nobody would face any consequences for the massacre of the Lingulini Mafia.
Going back to-
I'm gonna say this video is literally cinema.
Westhelm, on day 8 Emperor Shpood was really only thinking about one thing.
How to get revenge against Night Earth Turrets.
After the comedy wealth rejected Shpood's extradition request,
Shpood's initial reaction was to begin preparing for war.
But what made him think twice was his belief that the Commonwealth...
Bro, I'm surprised there hasn't been like a full-fledged war.
I thought that was gonna happen.
...was a massive nation with probably a big army.
Shmood also knew that declaring war could risk the entirety of Island 2
coming to the Commonwealth's defense,
and maybe launching a counterattack on West Home.
So, Shmood decided to change strategies.
He instead decided to try and bait the Commonwealth.
See if he can make them angry enough to do something rash,
something bad enough that would allow Spook to then declare war and have everyone support.
And Spook knew exactly how to make the Commonwealth angry. He invited back to the West Elm Capital,
the one person he knew the Commonwealth hated the most.
Can we make a deal?
We're running out of time!
No fucking way!
This is bad.
The church has served you for so reason.
This is interesting.
Is this Minecraft?
Boggles, scratch together all three of your brain cells
and come back to me in five minutes.
What do you think this is, Boggles?
The government had brought saps to West Elm yesterday.
Spood had specifically asked Kerntap to protect saps
The tech saps in escort in the west home went to good, while saps didn't fully trust turnchip
or Spood for that matter, he knew that a meeting with Spood was a massive opportunity and it was worth the risk.
Are you?
You can turn the sun away, ain't it great?
Even if saps doesn't trust Spood, he has no other fucking option.
Like bro, he's like an outcast, he's like isolated.
He has to trust Spood.
You and me, we can do what we can best, we're not eternal life.
Saps, you are the person that, to my knowledge, murdered all those people on Island 1.
It was not me. There is a person on Island 2 that is behind all of the assassinations and the corruption. His name is Flexion.
Emperor Spood was having trouble believing Saps, but he went along with it for now.
Well, it seems like we both have the rights of that too.
Spood then proceeded to tell Saps and the Covenant about his feud with the Commonwealth,
and how he needed Island 1's support in case a war breaks out.
There was just one problem. The Blue Cross Alliance was as good as dead.
Infernaz had basically left the Alliance after the last meeting,
and the Covenant had stopped responding to the Blue Cross because of the League League situation.
So Shpoot decided to take things into his own hands and individually called the Big Four Nations of Island One for a meeting.
And he wanted Saps to be there so he could tell the leaders about corruption on Island Two.
Now because of Saps's precutations, Seneca and Benji were hesitant.
But as long as the meeting was in a wide open area without a rule, they decided that they would go.
Say again, this is not the way I could get peace to a crew!
How do I get this creature on the bottom left of the screen so this video is
guinable? Uh, Ban Andre, your brain is a toaster bro.
OOF!
You rock the moon at night, that's not nice, not nice!
To begin the meeting, Spirits first had saps tell his story.
I've been put on trial and sentenced to death for a crime I did not commit.
Spirits' goal with this meeting was to convince all the leaders that Island 2 was a threat to Island 1.
One of my right-hand men was murdered in cold blood by someone in association with the Commonwealth.
It's one of the many injustice I've heard about on Island 2, and I want justice.
Then Turcap of the Covenant made his own statement.
A few days ago, the Covenant was approached by Luminar to speak of a potential trade agreement
Legacy A.N. approached me in regards to Fluxio, the guy who's actually clearly killed everyone, which I do believe...
Pfft... Apparently! Back when the company traded armor trims with Flux, it had also done the same deal with Legacy!
And Legacy had voiced concerns to Turntap about Flux's run for leader, including how Flux was demoted from Second in Command,
and rumors that he's paying people diamonds to vote for him!
This gave Sats and Schmood stories a little more credibility, which was crucial for getting
everyone on board with Westhelm's military proposal, which was if any nation from Island
2 had-
Yo, I just joined Restart Please, ban already, and then there's someone underneath them typing
rapidly balding, rapidly balding, rapidly balding.
Hacks Island 1, then the entirety of Island 1 must strike back.
All leaders are in agreement to this, please say aye.
Aye.
Aye.
Aye.
Wow.
This is for us a problem.
Benji was hesitant to join any military alliance because Elysium was the nation of peace and
he knew that his people were opposed to any changes that threatened their peaceful lifestyle.
Council might not agree.
You believe if Saps was at the counter meeting, would he potentially have the chance to convince
and I'm returning the story.
I think he'd mind.
As long as Saps agrees, it's up to you.
I mean, yeah.
Saps and a few of the others then walks to Elysia
on a mission to reunite Tyle and Roy.
Damn!
Saps lives on!
I've been framed for the mass assassination of the L2 leaders by Plutio and his conspirator.
So many other people have died of the same tyranny and corruption that has been on Island 2.
And I'm just so lucky to be alive and share my stories with you guys.
But, as Seth spoke, the people of Elysium still had some doubts.
Against the corruption in Island 2, which is...
What is that? What is that? That's me.
What is that? What is that?
What is that? What is that?
It's a corruption.
Elysium wasn't convinced that potential corruption on another island was enough of a reason for Elysium to get involved.
But then, suddenly...
Two days ago...
Wait, what? Wait, what, what, what?
What? Oh no!
What is this?
About 15 members of the West Helm army had inexplicably walked right through Elysium.
They quickly left, but it certainly didn't help the tensions.
Nonetheless, the proceedings continued.
Being rushed to the front, yes.
We're going to be deciding whether Elysium citizens would go to war.
I think Elysium citizens need to have a say in that.
Yeah, true.
After even more deliberation and after even more time passed.
Excuse me, excuse me.
I want to say something important.
The troop of the people that came by,
they are the apparently the military from the western.
We are reasonable suspicions to believe
they are going to launch an invasion of item two in the next five five five minutes.
I do not know, but he's...
WHAAAA!
At first, he had grown impatient.
After Spider informed him that progress was stolen,
Spoon had decided to send a squadron of the West Helm Army
into the Commonwealth's territory
to find and arrest Night Arc Turris.
Oh, they're almost there, I think.
We are here peacefully. We're simply looking for a man by the name of night and just for
our trace. Oh God. All right. We don't have him. We do not know where he's at. We have
not seen him. So if we could. We don't have him. Where are they going? Is that it?
With their first plan failing, Westholm went to plan B.
Shield wall, shield wall.
They're forming a shield wall.
They're forming a shield wall out there.
Everyone leave, people are getting out of here.
Everyone bail, bail.
The Westholm Squadron had successfully intimidated the Commonwealth leadership into fleeing their own nation.
West Home then went around searching every house, every mine, every crevice of the Commonwealth.
But ultimately, Night Arc Tourist was nowhere to be found.
What?
How do I pleasure myself to be-
Meanwhile, at the Cast Coalition.
How do I pleasure myself to the creature bottom left?
for a combination bottom left.
Can I run something by you real quick?
Yeah.
You know how everyone's trying to kill Saps because of what he did?
And then during his trial, he was all like,
Luminarra was behind this.
Luminarra built the trap.
The leadership in Luminarra helped me build the meeting area.
That includes the prosecution himself, Thomas 5200,
and their ringleader, Fluxiarra.
So, I was sailing past Saps's place a few days ago.
Oh, this thing is digging.
Oh, what?
Oh.
You see that?
You see that guy?
Yeah.
Isn't that... flux?
Yeah, it kinda looks like him. Yeah.
What's he doing at Saps's place?
And why is he gathering blocks?
It's learning. It's learning.
What do you think?
Interesting. Um...
You know what? Go show this to Tri-Color.
And probably also a period.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
The citizen of the cast coalition had been reviewing his old video footage when he happened to notice
trucks taking for sand for prevalent material in Saps's roof.
On its own, this wasn't the best evidence.
But for some people, it did raise some questions.
Oh shit!
Flux gonna die!
Oh my god.
Yesterday, Saps had spent the day getting brought into meetings with the most important
people on Island One, and he didn't really know what to make of this.
In one sense, he was incredibly lucky to finally have some support.
He also questioned how real the support is and who he can really trust.
See, Saps knew that the Covenant generally did not like the people of Island 2.
The Covenant believed that Island 1 was the supreme island with better culture, customs and traditions.
They were also known to be ruthless, having massacred the entire Lingulini mafia.
It's why Saps was suspicious of Turntab's offer to continue protecting it, especially after he ran away.
But Saps knew he needed powerful allies as world tensions were ramping up.
When Shmood invaded the Commonwealth yesterday, he got a lot of criticism,
mostly from his own neighbors, who were blindsided by the move.
Spoon could have dragged all my people into what?
An easier music nation of peace.
Like that, any hope for a Big Four Alliance was basically dead,
especially since the other nations were now dealing with problems of their own.
God, the music is so good.
Earlier yesterday, Queen...
Jinxie, you so funny, you got four days left.
I'm not even getting this to real message.
This is a real message. Where did it go?
Where did it go?
There it is.
Jinxy, you're so funny you got four days left.
He like threatened my life. Bro, what?
And Seneca had found out that Elysia's make paper dice,
a break media had somehow found out that she had directed the covenants to kill Linguiredy.
This is why Seneca was so quiet yesterday during the Island 1 snow meeting.
She knew this story would be coming out and she was trying to figure out how she would respond.
And on day nine, she made her decision to dissuade people from invading Inferness.
She would show strength by doubling down and hold a joint ceremony with the Covenants for raiding around Linguini's head.
Let this be a lesson.
Shame to those who disrespect our volcano.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the island, the Blue Cross was hosting a meeting.
I'm getting word that Inferness is having a ceremony to burn the head of Mario
The leaders and representatives then decided that Inferness needed to be punished and they started discussing whether or not to declare war
But then not even a minute into the discussion
Benji fell from a high place with what
What?
Benji, the leader of Elysium, had suddenly died.
And before anyone could even ask about what happened, a member of Daybreak Media made a
shocking revelation.
We know that Benji had been one of the people who made the call to kill Lingolini.
What?
Apparently, Benji had admitted to Daybreak Media that he, alongside Infernus, had
approve the killing of Lingulini. At the time, Benji believed that killing Lingulini would
finally resolve the conflict over the volcano and bring peace to the island. But he ended
up seriously regretting this decision, so he told Daybreak Media everything, exposed
Inferness and then end his life
Now because Benji had repented the Blue Cross conference decided not to punish Elysium and instead focused on Inferness
I don't know about war. Maybe a trial? Give Inferness a chance to tell-
Flock shut the fuck up! You should be in jail, man! You should be in jail!
How's this guy even making decisions right now? He should be in prison!
On the other side.
Flock's was representing Luminar at the meeting, and the leaders actually agreed with his idea.
So later today, there would be a trial against the entire nation of Inferness.
Now, when the meeting came to an end, Flux was approached by a few guards from Tricolor.
Right, look.
Ah, we know about the assassinations, alright.
What assassinations?
You're under arrest.
You're coming to Tricolor.
You're gonna have a trial.
Just come with us.
What are you talking about?
Tricolor had issued an arrest warrant for Flux after they obtained an incriminating
incriminating video evidence from the cynicism of the caste coalition.
Being possibly responsible for the death of JoPio, in any capacity.
What are you talking about?
We know Steric and was guilty of that.
There are concerns that you may be involved in other ways.
If you believe yourself innocent, I believe that you are.
I trust that you're innocent because you told me you were.
But right now the most important thing you can do is simply go to the trial and prove that you're correct, which I believe you are.
This is an outrage against Luminar. I cannot believe that you would accuse me of this.
Now, what a chud, bro. What a chud.
The truth was, Tricolor wasn't necessarily convinced that Flux was guilty.
They just wanted Flux to go to trial so that he could answer their questions about the videotape.
Why didn't you not bring this up before, man?
So it'd be remote needing run away.
Do you seriously stare that I'm going to run away from a trial?
Do you agree after what happened with the Commonwealth who's gonna ever be too careful about stuff like that?
We're both not...
Fine, I will go. But this is... this is an outrage.
Alright, okay.
We're gonna... we're gonna remember this.
We will not stand for this.
Fox is trying to arrest my tricolor.
It's like stopping for a few seconds.
The group then passed through Elysium and we're about to sail off the island too, until...
Oh no! Oh no!
Hey, hey, hey, what is this?
What's going on?
Wait, he's just getting away?
It turned out, Flockz had secretly told a member of his own crew to come and attack him so that he could run away from his arrest without looking guilty.
That's genius. That shit dog caught him.
That's genius! Bro, that's genius!
Oh my god, that's genius! Oh my god, that's genius!
Bro, but it's obvious he's texting somebody when he stops moving.
When Flux returned to Luminaro, his whole world had flipped upside down!
He believed he had covered all his tracks and he had gone away with everything.
But for now, he had to remain calm and decide on his next move.
Legacy.
Yep.
We've just been informed that you have ties to the company.
And they're working with South of Troyer.
So the problem is, we're afraid you're a national security threat.
You have two choices right now.
Do we have to drop out of the election this instant?
Or do we can do this the hard way?
Oh, that's tough.
Alright.
What?
Yesterday, Emperor Spoon had caused a lot of chaos with his failed attempts to capture Night Archer.
So he spent a nine repairing relationships, but also forming new ones.
For example, earlier Spoon had received a message from a player named Addison 27, who wanted to sell
Well, Joe feels head in exchange for Netherite.
Spooner accepted the deal, gave Addison a place to meet him at, but then he gave Addison's
location straight to Tri-Colour.
Now this actually led to an alliance between Westhelm and Tri-Colour, the first ever
multi-Island alliance, and a strategic move by Spoon to befriend the neighbors of the
Commonwealth.
Later, Spude also visited the Covenant after he heard about some civil unrest going on.
So they all just left, just like that?
Apparently, about half of the Covenant's entire population had decided to leave the Covenant.
This is because they believed Turn Tap was betraying the Covenant's values by constantly trading and associating with Island 2.
And what made a lot of them really angry was the fact that Turntap was making them protect Saps.
See, originally Turntap had only brought Saps in to get diamonds for his army.
But the more he heard about Saps's story, the more he became captivated by Saps and wanted to help him.
In fact, the reason Turntap had acted strangely on Day 7 wasn't because he was thinking about killing Saps.
It was because he had just safe-saps from the Alcatrazina pirates,
and he was worried that the pirates would attack the Covenant in retaliation.
Anyway, now that Turtab had the pirates against him,
as well as much of the Covenant forces,
which Turtab himself had trained to be ruthless,
it's fair to say that his life was in grave danger.
But before he and Shmud could figure out a solution,
the Covenant suddenly had a surprise visitor.
Come here, you're under arrest.
Oh, y'all there trying to kill me?
You kill Zika!
You destroyed our island.
After days upon days of searching, the Commonwealth had finally found Saps.
Saps is now hiding.
This player, Zekor, was now the main diplomat of the Commonwealth, and he knew that this was his opportunity to finally kill Saps.
The last thing he needed to do was to convince Spood to hand Saps over.
She could. Come here. Please, let's have a talk. Let's have a chat.
Are you the friend of this criminal behind you?
Alright. Could you guys come inside?
Oh boy. Here we go.
We can put all of our fighting behind us.
I propose a trade.
You give me Saperada, and the commonwealth gives you Night Arcturus.
Oh well.
Oh, God.
Arty for Saps.
I mean, where would this happen?
You can let us take Saperada now, and then...
we can kill Arcturus for you.
No, no, no, don't kill him. He needs to fight in the Colosseum.
Alright, we can make that work as well.
Wait, so you're saying you know where he is?
It's interesting because Seats Creek said he didn't.
Okay.
We don't have him.
We do not know where he's at.
Look, she comes back every now and then.
We'll find him.
Really? Is that so?
Why would I lie?
So you'll find him for me.
Spood, don't do this.
Look Spood, I have to be honest.
I'm shocked that you're defending this criminal.
Either you accept this deal right now, or...
I tell everyone from back home that you're harboring Saperadae.
They'll all declare war on you, and this will be the end of Vestam.
Oh no!
So, just to make the terms of this deal very clear, because I wanna be active.
You expect me to give up an innocent man in exchange for a terrorist?
Is that really your...
He's not innocent.
Fine.
Get out.
Now!
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Standing on bits!
Soon it would be time for the trial of Inferness,
which had become a very anticipated event,
because Seneca had told everyone that she actually plans to attend.
Pardon?
As such, Turntab would be there to help her, which then Saps also had to go.
He wanted the Covenant's protection, which would actually come in handy.
Oh boy, Saps is getting attacked again.
The attacker was taken out immediately by the Combinate, but this led to another problem.
We need to know whether we should keep Inferno in the area.
Yeah, Saps, the truth bro.
Is this guy like a pro evader?
We are worried about assassinations.
We're not going to have another day where we're having assassinations.
Seneca and the rest of Inferness have arrived, but we're refusing to enter the courthouse because of safety concerns.
Inferness is the same outside or nothing.
Why are you going in?
And as expected, people were quickly becoming impatient.
I'm not the stand here for five more minutes! I'm gonna pull all my hair out and put them inside!
I'm not the guy who wants to know how to behave when these people don't have the ability to do things!
The trial hadn't even begun and things were already out of control, and then...
Oh no!
Someone's selling a tripstone.
Oh no!
No!
Sack!
Sack! No!
Right.
Oh!
And like that, Turntap was dead, killed by two disgruntled former citizens of the Covenant
who had come back for revenge.
Queen Seneca directed her people and all the remaining Covenant forces who were now
leaderless to retreat to the Inferness castle.
Both Inferness and the Covenant were eventually found guilty of the murdering the Lingulini
Mafia.
But now that Seneca had adopted the entire Covenant army with all of its Netherite weaponry,
It would be impossible to try and arrest anyone.
Saps meanwhile was abandoned at the courthouse, so he ran all the way to Westhum to Emperor
Spood, who was apparently dealing with the new political crisis.
It appeared that Spood had finally made the Commonwealth mad because, according to a
Westhum spy, it looked like the Commonwealth was preparing to go to war.
And on top of this, Spoon had received a message from Sitscree, inviting him to the Commonwealth
for a meeting.
Now of course, Spoon suspected this was a trap, but his second-in-command, Spider, had an idea.
Let me go and stop.
Well, let them kill me, and if they do, we'll have the right to obliterate them.
Basically, if Spider goes to this meeting and actually gets killed, then in the
The eyes of the world, this will give Westham permission to finally wipe the Commonwealth off the map.
Your hair is tied up. Glory to Westham.
Glory to Westham!
These guys are all waiting for something to happen.
Oh my god!
This is it!
Oh my god!
It's a sand mission!
They're gone. They're all gone.
The Commonwealth had been completely abandoned.
Chad, I'm so unimpedalated. I've been watching this for two hours.
See, after Zeck was meeting with Spood,
Sitzkrieg had tried to rally all of Island 2 against Westhelm,
but not a single nation joined him.
Throughout its days, the Commonwealth had faced chaos,
Thus in fighting global humiliation and now Sitzkrieg was utterly defeated.
So as a final jab against Westhelm, Sitzkrieg decided to kill Spider before dissolving the
Commonwealth once and for all.
Sitzkrieg and his remaining citizens then decided to pack up and relocate to the one
place in the world that West Helm wouldn't be able to infiltrate.
Okay now, Inferness.
Bro, Inferness, low-key, look to the left.
Welcome to Inferness.
Thank you so much.
Jinxie, my hole, your choice. Bro, we're watching a beautiful video right now.
I have so many people!
Inferness is amazing!
Damn, bro.
Inferness is like impenetrable.
Speed and kind just killed the water?
Meanwhile, at the press coalition, it was the end of another good day.
The farmers had produced plentiful crops, the businesses had made lots of sales, and there was even a birthday party.
But while her people were happy, Cass knew very well that the outside world was quickly growing out of control.
As leader, it was Cass's duty to keep track of all the world conflicts, but by day nine, they were simply
overwhelming.
She watched from afar as the commonwealth fell apart she watched as world leaders died left and right
She watched infertile boy justice by blocking themselves off
Never I did their defense as well as the volcanoes sheer height yet despite all the turmoil cast spent most of the day
Trying to solve what was now the world's biggest mystery
Who had really murdered all the Island 2 leaders?
Was it Zaps?
Or was it Flux?
See earlier at the Blue Cross meeting, members of the cast coalition were listening carefully.
Covenant was propagating anti-Island 2 propaganda, which is ridiculous.
Yeah, we didn't agree with that.
I don't know, I've never had beef with you guys.
Wait, why?
Just a covenant.
They can see that Island One is gearing up to invade us,
and at least I know I tried to warn them when Island One comes and kills us all.
But the covenant was going to invade us, right?
Honestly, probably not.
I think they were just trying to scare you guys.
Flux had fully believed that Island One was going to invade
and even yelled at the other leaders for doing nothing,
which they'd cast think.
What if that's the reason he killed them?
Besides, won't be Satch's motive.
There wasn't even a motive alleged during his trial.
Yet he was still found guilty.
In fact, thinking back, the trial itself was suspiciously short,
and the judge made a decision very quickly.
Well, on day nine, one of Cass' citizens was scouting the commonwealth
and figured out why.
I never thought I'd say this, but you have my permission to evade Luminara.
Okay, I'll tell my guys to prepare for battle.
No, no, there won't be a battle.
We go in, we take him out, we leave. Got it?
Damn, damn.
Alright, first thing tomorrow.
Damn, damn, damn.
Damn.
Jamesy, thanks for fixing my erectile dysfunction!
Mara!
The hell does that even mean?
Welcome everyone. Welcome.
We gather here today because, well, we never got the opportunity to properly mourn our previous leader.
Kill that boy!
Going on here?
He was more than just a liminar and he was a friend.
And I'm very much excited that he was like a son of a bitch, which he would have won him.
We've found the person responsible for the multiple leader assassinations including the
assassination of your own president. Are we ready to fight for Luminara and for justice?
The plan was simple. A period would invade Luminara from the south, while the
cast coalition approaches from the sea so that flux can't escape.
Oh
Hey, hey, hey, surrender, surrender.
Why not, baby? I'm no man.
Hey, watch. Look, you're under the rest, killing Jagged, Alty,
members of Tri-Color, and Tito, a counterbuff.
This is an outrage!
And attempting high-ass acidation.
Hey, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Flux had stopped and surrendered,
but there was a bit of confusion.
He's entitled to a fair trial.
Wait, he's entitled to a fair trial.
He's entitled to a fair trial.
He's entitled to a fair trial.
Going in, Cass had been under the impression
that the people of Luminar wanted Flux to be overthrown,
when in reality most Luminarans knew nothing about his crimes.
I'm afraid that you are a mass murderer right now.
Don't let me get back to you!
Where's like a few Luminarans?
Do you want this man alive?
Yeah, I got you, Mershaw!
Oh, come on, buddy!
Oh, come on, Mershaw, you're a mass murderer!
All of a sudden, Casper wasn't sure about what to do with it.
Until...
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Oh, he's running!
He's running!
Oh my gosh!
Oh, he's actually killing the back of the ship.
Flux had killed five people using a secret trap he had built the day before.
This brought him just enough time to escape.
Are you blind or blind?
That said, Flux knew there'd be a lot of people after him, so...
I'm gonna be honest, he's dead-ass Pablo Escobar.
I don't know what to say.
This guy's the truth.
When he dug to the surface, he ran straight to the ocean and fled island 2.
He's the truth.
Yes! I still cast Anapurion to now get squads to fight Lopla to the end,
while Legacy directed the citizens of Luminara to evacuate.
I gotta move all the good-natured people over to the Leap-on-Pace 4 HQ, because no one is saving Luminara.
Holy... Like that, Legacy had taken over as leader of Luminara.
Cast Anapurion wore down five citizens,
and Flux had got no way with everything once again.
Yeah, flux it. Yeah, he's like a hero.
Or so he thought.
What? What?
What?
I am so confused on what's happening right now.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
When Flux's trap went off, the rest of the world had a lot of questions.
Was that in the Minara?
That was Flux.
Wait, Flux killed those people?
Yeah.
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Our day 10 work began to spread about what had happened.
That was Flux's trap? Yeah, Flux felt that trap.
Which made people think, was Flux behind the murders of the Ivan II readers and Ron?
Yeah, no shit!
We've known this for the last hour!
Somebody put an axe in this guy's head!
Dude, I think...
Come on!
Saps was right.
Suddenly the world relived that Saps had been telling the truth.
The first time since he had gone into hiding, Saps had been vindicated, proven innocent and
The world was finally on his side.
And now, instead of hunting for saps, all of Island 2 was determined to find that one.
Bro, that was... This is what happened when people want trials.
We should have just started killing them. I don't know why anyone stopped in the first place.
I would have been the bad guy if I killed him right then and there with everyone yelling,
Try or Try!
But the search for Flux didn't take long.
Someone just saw Flux going up the volcano.
Oh, you're kidding.
He's going to go here.
Inferno's main cynical had offered Flock's refuge at Inferno's under the condition that
he and his crew build deadly traps all around the volcano perimeter so that nobody can pray
in.
No, I'm seeing it now.
Cine and Flock's are like the two villains in this.
I'm seeing it.
The rest of the world was unfazed.
Yeah, they're gonna pay for what they did.
Yep.
On Day 10, all of Island 2 joined the Tri-Color Rest Hall Alliance
and declared war against Inferness.
Alright, today we infiltrate the volcano for Spider and Faroea.
And I just want to say, if I die today, I love you all.
You'll be my glory to Western!
You'll be my glory to Western!
Look who he is! He was Bluff's friends! He was everyone's friend!
And they fucked him from us! They fucked him!
Bluff's got away with murdering so many of our people and our leaders.
Today, we get justice for our entire island.
I will give up on you, Tom!
Right, everyone, hey!
I'll beat you at the Colosseum!
Let's go, let's go!
Come on, let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Jinxie I consent to what? Ban OC Legends. Yo, it's gonna be the whole world version of Furnace.
A few days ago, my home was turned into a death track behind my back.
I was framed and then forced to go through a rigged trial.
A few days ago, every single person in the world wanted me dead.
But today, you all know the truth about who really killed our leaders and our friends.
Today, we walk ahead, we storm the volcano, and we get justice!
Thank you, Saps.
Alright everyone, listen up!
There's a lot of things to watch out for.
There's gonna be lava, boiling water, dripstone traps, their entire army.
They have the height advantage and Netherite armor, but we have numbers.
So let's stick together.
Cinema, I mean, bro, it makes you wonder what would have happened if Saps never escaped,
because he almost died like three times.
If saps died, people probably never even
want to know what happened.
And let's win this thing!
Come on!
All right, here we go!
Jinxie, why fat?
I
Think
This is the best video I've ever watched.
I mean, what the...
I'm playing the only crowd right now.
I told them it was attacking from behind.
Get any guns!
Get up here.
Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!
Come on, come on, come on!
She's just chaos on the ground as well.
It's the company.
We got it, we got it!
I'm gonna kill you!
We're gonna kill you!
We're gonna kill you!
Let me die!
Let me die!
Let me die!
Let me die!
Let me die!
Let me die!
Let me die!
Let me die!
Let me die!
What the dog doing?
You can't put any of that down.
I
I
I
He's dead, right?
No, say you swear to God, and say you swear Flux got away again.
Say, well not, he Flux got away again.
This guy's the devil.
He's the devil.
Surely not.
You got the total of the chorus!
It's... it's Pablo Escobar, bro. I'm a Beatrice.
It's Pablo Escobar again.
We're going for the fire! Escobar!
You're going for the fire!
He's missing. Hold on.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
No way.
Don't you look like you're gonna fight at the Colosseum!
Yeah, I actually showed up.
Can't say no to a friend, can I?
Let's make this a fair fight, okay?
What?
Is it all these people dying right now because of you?
You know, sex?
None of this could have happened.
If you had died.
If you were supposed to.
I'm sorry for everything you've had to go through.
It's like Star Wars.
It's like I'm watching Star Wars.
Wait, but Flux has better armor, no?
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
Who died?
Who died?
Did they trade?
Don't tell me they traded.
YESSSSSSS!
YESSSSSSSSS!
YESSSSSS!
YESSSSSSS!
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Second job, second job.
Saps had killed Flux.
And with that, Flux's reign of terror was over.
Cinema cinema
Bro it just feels too good to be even true, bro
No?
Wow, so many people died in that invasion.
Since then, I think we haven't felt the same.
I know I certainly don't.
at a high cost.
After the war, people across the world took time to mourn their dead, reflect upon the
battle, and then, eventually, decide how to move on.
Damn.
Damn, bro.
Now that Inferness, the Covenant, and the Commonwealth were off the map, there were talks of creating a new world government.
But ultimately, it never really materialized, and all the remaining nations just agreed to do their own thing and have peace.
Damn!
Damn, bro!
Island One had taken the brunt of the war.
Props trampled, the big trees scorched,
the volcano ravaged.
As a result, people across Island One
struggled after the war.
I didn't want to mess that.
Some of them joined cults while others moved to Island Two
in search of a better life.
Elysium was fine though.
Instead of going to war on day 10,
the nation of peace had decided
to hold a peace festival.
Wow!
And on their shore was something new.
A bridge standing all the way from Luminara.
I want...
I like...
Sending my kids!
That's one of the best YouTube videos I've ever watched in my life, man.
Like, I'm not even trolling.
And so, everybody lived on in peace.
including Sacks, who at long last had returns to Island 2.
Sacks! My God!
This brings back memories.
Still, the world wasn't totally conflict-free.
The cast coalition bakery was yet to be exposed for causing the death of Wood Daddy.
And the night Arcturus was still in hiding, yet to be found.
No one ever found this guy?
I bless them
Issues in the chat hey, thanks for watching etelel bro incredible video man like genuinely incredible
It's a big world, so it's not a surprise that any stories like these pages never end.
But I think there's some beauty in that.
Bro, it's so cool how like immersed everybody got to.
Like, I know everybody that was in this server had like the most fun 10 days of their life.
Hi Vice Calden. Hey, Hi Vice, what up, man?
I see what an amazing video not change it is and then do you think we can read like rewatch or something like right now?
Why would we rewatch a three-hour video?
Well, I kind of forget what happened in the beginning. Yeah, you know what go
Yeah, so there's people coming in and out of the video saying can you restart I just got here
No, if we did that for every time somebody pulled up we would constantly be restarting
Like I don't know like part of me like you know towards the end of that I hated flux but it's like
flux was antagonist every good story needs an antagonist man for real
for a very crap
Minecraft YouTube is a different fucking breed and rust I'm not gonna forget about rust
Minecraft and rust youtubers make the best videos ever undeniably
Ish that was goaded bro. I'm selling to this guy. I'm selling to this guy. That was actually goaded
Like wow wow chat
chat. Wow. Wow. Gidge chat. I'm going to catch y'all boys, man. W stream. Guys, I don't know
what I'm going to do tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow's Zimber Squirtle. I might hit up Donut SMP
too. I don't know yet. Chat, W stream. W ish, bro. Let's check on this real quick.
happening here. What are you talking about? Yeah, they're in, they're in spawn chat. Listen, man.
W stream guys. W like video. I mean, nothing else to say, bro.
Peek ass video. W ish man. And Chad, I'll catch you guys in the next one.
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