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We can my legs
Hope y'all man's is doing well guys today. We're gonna have a glorious stream as you can tell about it
But I think I'm into one supervision. Thank you. I'm Chevy. Thank you. I'm spits. Thank you. What?
Now chat, bro, it's a lot of stuff to talk about man
It's a lot of stuff to talk about. It's a great beautiful amazing death
Chad, how y'all boys doing, bro? Happy Sunday, glorious Sunday.
Here's the shit. 5 and 13 Epstein. All right!
I went 5 and 13 yesterday. Let it go.
I'm not going to, like, read this bullshit all day long.
Let it go, guys. All right.
It was funny for five minutes.
Sniper thinking, but it's your one and 19 months true, Chad.
I bet nobody has this username with the gifted big man.
Sticker for the gifted.
Holland cut his hair Gucci.
Get me a link.
Yeah, I'm not Desmond Doss chat.
I do carry a weapon on the battlefield and I walk shit down.
I walk shit down out of the government.
You wanted to load over the government.
Guys, we're already live on YouTube.
Chat, what is good?
Stanley, what's your one?
Guys, we're going to have a good day.
Holland is buzzed now.
Julian Alvarez, what about Alvarez?
Barcelona, Barcelona.
Tenman at Letico, Snatch, Little Al draws Alvarez, returns.
Chad, is Alvarez going to leave at Letico?
Transfer's news.
You know he wants to play at a bar so bro. That's where Messi played bro. You know he wants to play at bars
like he's gonna he's gonna probably join chat real shit
Liverpool or ass drew new castle
Okay, there's a boss lie. Oh my god. It's a boss lie 99th minute equalizer
Yo, chat. Newcastle's a good club, first off. If you're gonna call Liverpool, ask for drawing Newcastle, then what is Manchester United?
If Liverpool's asked for drawing Newcastle, what is Manchester United? The particles that make up ass sweat?
Come on, whoop!
Haaland has your haircut.
What the fuck does that mean?
Chad, are you guys excited for people 27, be honest?
Or is it another money grab?
Are you guys excited? Roaster, think over the time.
Oh my God, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
New season, new trim.
No, but he's not golden night anymore, bro.
Yo, this actually looks weird.
I don't even know how to explain it.
Bro, I feel like Holland is known for his beautiful majestic hair.
Chad, I feel like Holland is known for that.
You guys kind of look alike.
How do I look like Holland?
We both have a wide nose, I'll say that.
We both have a wide nose,
but the thing is Holland hair is blonde and my hair is brown,
and Holland, you can't really see his eyebrows.
In my eyebrows, you could see.
But we're both in good shape now.
We're both definitely in good shape for sure.
Check Aston Villa?
For now Brighton.
For now Brighton.
The only thing Aston Villa left this game with was red.
Okay, this is bad.
I love my Jinxie with the five gifts in it, subs, she owns.
Bro, I thought Aston Vittle was good.
Am I tweaking?
I thought Aston Vittle was like good.
Four nails, Shisa.
I thought Aston Vittle was good.
What the fuck happened?
Check Liverpool, I already seen, bro.
Yo, drawing Newcastle is fine.
Guys, drawing Newcastle is fine. Let's look at the stat sheet. 25 shots to 12, 6 shots on target to 5, 60-40 possession.
Looks like Liverpool played a better game. Came out unlucky, little bit of a draw. Who cares?
Guys, drawing Newcastle is fine. There's levels to this football shit.
Liverpool draws Newcastle, okay, whatever. Not great, not bad. Manchester United loses 2-0 to whole city.
Look at Onee? What's Onee doing?
What's Onee doing?
What's Onee doing?
What's Onee doing?
I'm the color of the forest green.
What's my choice?
What's the color of the socks?
I just tested your health.
Hey, isn't he still that kind of guy?
Huh?
Don't make any mistakes in the future, okay?
What? Yo! Why won't you tell me to watch this?
Wait.
Is this AI?
Is this AI?
Let's check twitch bro. Let's check twitch. Let's check twitch. Okay, Ron. What's Ron doing?
Let's do it. Ron playing GTA, having a good time. All right, let's check Senna. Senna doing
Senathon. Working out. Chata work out all the time, bro. Senna working out. Let's see.
The title one, title one, playing among us, great game here, great game, bro, uh, Jason,
what's Jason doing?
I put it on YouTube, like this is, you got to do it, like if you, $1 to $10,000 Vegas
marathon can't end until we get 10K, well that's mathematically impossible, see what
ADAP doing?
Pretty fact, and like now you can, I just have to like drop one of it.
Hold up, ADAP is where?
Wildlife Safari?
I appreciate it.
Alaska.
Yeah.
Adopt.
Adopt in Alaska, bro.
Looks like everybody's having fun.
Check on a check on a.
Maybe concert selling.
Well, was that again?
Wait, concert, concert, concert.
Here.
Okay, Sally Sally, I'll let you know okay, I'll let you know, I'll let you know.
Cheers.
Cheers.
What the fuck is this guy fucking doing bro?
What the fuck bro?
What the fuck is he doing?
I'm not playing this, KDB in Minecraft.
Yeah, come on now.
Yeah, it looks like everybody's having a good time today bro.
to see man. I like to do the daily twitch checks bro. It looks like everybody be having
a great time today man. Everybody having fun, having a good beautiful time. Now chat, wait
spoy doing what? Spoy's playing rank with G2. Chat, okay bro listen up guys. First
How y'all boys doing man?
How y'all boys doing?
Check on it again
But yeah, I was just in there. I was just in there chat. I
Was literally just in there. What happened check on a I
Was just in there
I
Just gotta be AI chat is this AI it looks real. Why does this look real is this AI?
My day is worse cuz you're streaming appreciate that man, you know, it's one of the first messages I read today
Yo chat up the villa
first off guys
Listen man, hey say whatever the fuck you want about Liverpool
Is Liverpool ever losing four nails to Brighton?
I'ma be honest, say whatever the fuck you want about Liverpool.
Is Liverpool ever losing four nails to Brighton?
Yeah, show me proof, show me proof.
But yeah, I thought Aston Villa was like top five one or two seasons ago.
Didn't they have that one striker?
Who's that striker Aston Villa had?
Marmoush joined Tottenham.
He's got his work cut out for him, bro.
Watkins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aldi Watkins was really good.
Aldi Watkins, Liverpool 7-2.
What do you mean Liverpool 7-2?
7-0.
2020, bro, 2020, bro.
2020.
Muffin, think of what he gets it.
Seven goals is insane.
Check the GTA VI leaks.
So let me get this straight, bro.
You want me to broadcast illegal activities
on my live stream right now on Twitch.
That's what you want me to do.
You want me to broadcast illegal activities on my stream.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
See, chat, this is a horrible idea.
Yet again, this is why we have to ignore 90%
of y'all's ideas.
This is this is what I'm talking about guys. This is what the fuck. I'm talking about now. Hi guys voice changer games, bro
What wait, I got a YouTube link. I got a YouTube link from chat
What the fuck we have I stole yo hi guys, what's up, bro? How you doing bro?
I don't really see how you did in your tournament was it successful or
I win. It was good, bro. I played well. It was a good tournament. We got unlucky.
Yeah. The first game, though, like we won the game. We won the game. Yeah. But individually
performance is not talking about. Yeah. So here's your first problem, bro. Hey, here's your first
problem. It's League of not League Rainbow 60 is a team game, bro. So individually, we won
the performance because individually we came together in a culmination of squadron and won.
I don't know why they're spamming five and 13. I honestly don't know. I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this shit is. Mademiron with the five gifts in it.
Yeah, Desmond Doss. I'm getting compared to a World War II medic who was a pacifist and didn't
carry a weapon in my, which by the way, wholesome guy. Next subject, bro chat. I have a weapon.
I had five kills. Hey, Nick, glad to see you're back in your thickens. In my 15th month streak,
I was hoping you would check your YouTube chat for the hashtag. Shout out Obunga. Who is Obunga?
Jinxy, I genuinely have hatred in my heart for you. This is from wrench monkey. Five and 13
Small peen so have eyes you see the negativity you produce you see what I'm talking about
No, no, no, you see the negativity this this shit. I'm saying bro
Oh
Big news for the tournaments
Wait, we can't do a tournament this upcoming week, right? I'm gonna be in bayown, new jersey playing chain together with it and ron
That's unfortunate. Listen
We got some persilience. I want to join schiisa
Yeah. Um, the big boys want to join. Oh, wait. Wait, are they going to be like 200 pinged
though? They're going to be nerfed. No. Yeah, they're going to be like 120 pinged. Yeah.
Get them in, bro. Get them in. They can play. Get them in. Cyper wants to play. Um,
yeah. Doesn't that guy have like three world championships? Yeah. He's number one in
Literally every seven or six
Well, I just went five and 13 so give me a minute here, uh
Yeah, bring them on bro. Vader's with a YouTube link. What is this Vader's they were going over the most important things that you need to know so that you can succeed as a
Beginner oh beginners guide
No, I'm
40,000 fucking hours
Yo chat, I went five and 13 because I don't ban I ban layer bro. I don't play layer
This 5 and 13 shit needs to die!
Yeah, I didn't do too bad, bro. I didn't do bad.
Y'all lost, bro. It doesn't matter. It's a team event you lost. You didn't win. DOOM won.
Well, yeah, because my T1 teammate is going double-negative 2 out of 3 games.
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Surf, bro. Surf. I think he was cashed out. It's all good. Listen, bro. I think maybe we got to hang it up.
the stats are getting worse and I don't know how that's even possible, but they're getting worse.
Yo, hi guys. Do me a favor, bro. Show a little frickin' respect here. I went 5 and 13. I'm gonna shake it off and come back better next week.
Retiring makes me a pussy. That makes me a bitch.
Another YouTube link in here.
When you hear the name of Jinx.
What is this? Jinx is smarter than you think? What? This is wholesome.
chat let's keep doing random YouTube links till something goes wrong all right
hi guys so chat a little bit of a League of Legends update I have a little bit
of a peak story for you guys last night last night you're seeing it correctly
as y'all know case on as the stream on Saturdays me and case oh headed on to
summoner's rift last night at like I'm talking midnight we played a game here
victory chat I went 12 and one I went absolutely hammies we played another
game 16 and 2 I went absolutely hammies we won again me and case over to
surviving we played another game master you got banned I don't want to talk about
it we played another game this game was cinema it was like 45 minutes long
chat. I'm just saying bro me and Kaso might be on a little bit of a lead grind
here off stream just saying man we were grinding it was fun it was fun now
somebody said Muda hit platinum that is kind of crazy Richie made finals at
LAN Wow everybody's achieving all these cool gaming goals in the night is
5 and 13. Another YouTube link. Before you have a Kendrick has a mental breakdowns.
Um, okay. Next topic for today, chat. Next topic for today. Um, chat, we're gonna do some clips.
We're gonna do some clip reactions. Then we're gonna try to do some gaming with TTS. I might
I might try to get a fall guys win.
I might try to get a fortnight win.
I might play some rainbow six, seven.
We're gonna have a good day.
Hi, Jinx, can you revive Krunker?
I don't know what Krunker is.
What is Krunker?
Shit looks like Roblox.
Is this not a Roblox game?
Oh, I've had viewers 70 clips on this game before.
I've had fewer semi-clipps on this game.
So what is it, it's Krunker.
Guys, what games do y'all wanna see today, man?
We've done a lot of R6.
What games do y'all wanna see today?
Chat, what if I do a little mini gutless?
I try to get a Fall Guys win, Fortnite win today, chat.
What do y'all think?
What do y'all think, bro?
Hi, Jinky.
Look at ONA pixel.
Bars up land?
Play this.
What is this? What is this Gucci? Gucci, what is this?
Five tiers seems pretty straightforward. Probably going to do you a cutback of sorts.
Oh, it's going to follow me all. Oh, am I good to go now?
What is the fucking portal block?
Yeah, that looks like pure rage bait. Yo, Gucci, how about this? I'm in a good mood today.
this you're never winning fall guys see this is what makes you a fucking doubter
though bro this is the shit i'm talking about jitty let's read this jitty you
genuinely make me laugh and you made me fall in love with siege i love you
that's one of the sweetest things i've ever read five and 13 uh raid bullies as a
teammate you're supposed to uplift your friends and not break them down i
I already seen how to new haircut.
I already seen E-A-F-C-26.
YOLO.
Okay, chat.
Mini gaming gauntlet today.
All right, all right.
Chat, mini gaming gauntlet today.
Okay.
I don't know why I just said that.
Chat, mini gaming gauntlet today.
All right, we're gonna plan this out on the spot unplanned.
Win one Fortnite game.
I'm allowed to have delay
before the absolute delinquents in the chat come in here.
Chat, okay.
Mini game in Gauntlet today.
Win one Fortnite game.
Win one Fall Guys game.
What else chat?
Win one FIFA game?
chat what else cuz we've been playing a lot of siege lately chat let's have a
little fun little mini game today I did just go 5 and 13 chat what else a pecs
apex win one league game oh I like this win one hi guys is there a way we
could get a um high-vives is there a way we could get a um baby baby baby high-vives a
graphic in here now chat we're probably gonna have tts on for most of these bro all right
we're gonna do hundred bitties hundred bitties probably so we're gonna have to be winning game
gauntlet and have the chat in our ear chat anything else anything else this is gonna be
the hardest one yo uh four night y'all are disgusting you guys to be actually ashamed of
yourself. For not gonna fall guys gonna be the hardest chat what else chat what
else what else I'm low key I can stream for a long time to H anything else
win one game of Uno how do you even oh my god somebody said chess aware
somebody said chess bro get a girl on RP yeah so I have a girlfriend man so
So I'm actually not going to do that.
That might be the worst suggestion I've ever heard in my life.
Dude, this is fun.
Okay, okay, okay.
Chat, let's do a gaming gauntlet.
Chat, let's do a gaming gauntlet.
Let's do a gaming gauntlet.
Tower of Hell.
All right.
Now we need to back that up.
So, chat, I'm seeing this on YouTube.
Somebody posted this yesterday.
Could Prime Jinxy locate, like, bro, what is this, bro?
What is this shit?
Answer this, we need to analyze one.
Today we are solving one of most critical tactical questions in military history. If prime 2023, Jinxie-
Why does it have to be 2023?
It was deployed to 1944 Amsterdam. Yo, brother, brother, chat. Why does it have to be 2023? Guys, I'm in my prime right now.
Ignore, ignore the um, somebody said C.S.
Oh my god, somebody said yes chat. I like what we have right now anything else in here y'all
Rocket League I feel like winning a Rocket League game. It's too simple. It's too simple. It's
too simple. It's too simple. It's too easy too easy, bro. Um, okay, we saw Liverpool. Yep. Chat.
What else guys? Let's have fun. Let's do a gauntlet tonight guys. Let's do a gaming gauntlet today y'all
Guys, I'm not doing anything for 10 hours. Let's do it
Does your quote-on-quote girl friend just like being disappointed?
This guy's a nine month sub by the way
Yo mind avoid
Legitimately what the fuck is wrong with you?
Legit bro
Chat what else bro, what else 2k?
chat what else guys what else bro just snuck in minecraft hardcore you realize
that would take me a month to complete big cheese thank you for two one so yes
is fine um I think we should add one more chess is probably too easy chat even
I have CTE I just have to lock in win a game of comedy night you can't win comedy night
you can't win comedy night chat what else what else what else what else Valorant chat
You guys are going to do one game of CS in there?
Geo guess are ranked.
Okay, we're going to do chess.
Chat, what else guys?
This is five games today.
What else guys? Rocket League? Okay. Okay. I got you. Win one game of Rocket League. Chat, what else? This looks beautiful. This is six games, guys. Six games.
Now, what should we start with? This is going to be the hardest one. And then this is going
to be the second hardest one. What should we start with? This one could low-key be hard
if I get like demonic teammates. Add CS? Okay. I like Counter-Strike. Counter-Strike's
a good game. I like Counter-Strike more than I like Valorant. I like Counter-Strike
more than I like Valorant. Win one game of CS 2. Yo, advice. Do you know if
I have premier unlocked yet? Chat, this is our gondola today. This is our gondola today. We have
seven games on here. Locked! How does that premiere unlocked yet or no? What do you think?
Chat. All right, here are the rules. We are not allowed to end this stream until we complete
this game in gauntlet. Some of these are on the difficulty scale, but two out of ten on
difficulty like winning a game of rock league. Some of these are 10 out of 10 difficulty. This is
probably going to be the most difficult one and then it's going to be the second most difficult one.
Chat, we're doing a mini gaming gauntlet today. Lock in. We have to be seven games. Seven games.
I'm going to go tinkle. When I get back, we're probably going to do clips for like 30 minutes
and then we're going to get into the gauntlet, y'all. I'm about to go tinkle. The ultimate
gaming gauntlet, baby.
you
you
All right, guys, ultimate gaming gala today.
Lock the fucking in, bro.
Chat, first things first, I'm the realist.
Shout out Iggy Azalea.
Jerkmate ranked.
All right, I'm gonna scroll up
and just personally ban this motherfucker.
This joke is unfunny and overused.
Luca, I'm not gonna play Jerkmate ranked
in a game in Gauntlet.
Like, what the fuck is actually wrong with you, kid?
Legitimately, what's wrong with you?
Fuck, they good or the prime?
I vote they good or the prime.
Chat, somebody said Madden?
I actually like this
because NFL season rolled it around.
Chats, should we do Madden?
Win one game of Madden?
Do you guys like that one?
Let's do win one game of Madden.
Yo, this actually might take 10 hours.
Not even kidding,
because what if I go on like a losing streak?
This, okay, okay, okay.
This is kind of good.
This is kind of good.
Watch out, first we're gonna do clips real quick
and then we're gonna do the ultimate game in Gauntlet.
bro fuck mini bro let's call it ultimate I am the one the one your son don't
need a gun to get respect up on these streets all right guys lock in bro lock
in the man
all right all right now chat remember boys on this is good practice for the
Brovy bro because chat on Tuesday, we got a brovy bro against speed about who is a better gamer.
Who is a better gamer, bro?
It's going to be peak, y'all. It's going to be peak.
I am the one, the one, your son don't need a gun to get respect upon these streets.
All right, come on, chat. Let me swap my monitors, guys, second clips. Type in chat, type in chat,
because I know you're hearing me. And respond to what I was saying. Type in chat. Ow, ow,
Tch.
Ow, ow, ow, that's a strap on my hand, ow.
Chad, that's a strap on my hand, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God, that's a strap on my hand.
Come on, Wawa.
Chad, come on, Wawa.
Come on, Wawa.
All right, all right, let's do this.
Guys, let's do this, guys, let's do this.
Chad, type in Chad.
Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. All right. We got clips and then chat in ultimate gaming got lit today.
Lock in guys. Remember, put your hand on your tip and start stroking it out of medium piece with no lubricant as long as you're 18 plus and consensual chat. Let's have a good, beautiful fantabulous positive Sunday today.
I'm 12. Well, that's why I said 18 plus rotor that give it to your one PG think of it a crime site that they're going to turn what?
All right, all right. Hi by say channel to clips and then ultimate game and gauntlet. Let's lock in. Let's actually lock in guys
Yeah, I got sent to trade in in the flock league today. I don't know your guys opinion
My Drake London for his Ladd McConkey and Aaron Jones. That's just an outright scam, right?
Nathan sent me that trade because I just get wide receiver downgrade and then Aaron Jones is like
fodder, literally just fodder. See, chat, I noticed in the Flath League, they're trying to like
scam me and it's actually disgusting. Let me read you guys the trades I've been sent this week.
They're trying to take advantage of me because they don't know, they don't know a ball chat. Here's the trades. I've been sent in the flock league. Okay.
Chad, wait till you hear this.
Mason sent me this. A Mecca and James and Williams for Drake London and Matthew Golden. Bros trying to hometown hero me. Yo, Mason. That's a scam. Next trade trade.
Brian Thomas, Jr. Rashad White and Christian Rodriguez, Jr.
for my Drake London, Braylon Allen.
Another scam.
Here's another trade.
Lad McCawkey, Aaron Jones, Sr. for Drake London.
Another scam.
Wide receiver downgrade and then unstartable running back.
All right.
Guys, do they not realize, chat, that like,
guys, do they not realize that like, I know my shit?
I know my shit, bro.
Gincey, is this a goon-free zone?
You know what, bro?
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Because today is Sunday,
we are gonna classify today's stream as a no-goon zone.
Big randles with the 1K video titties.
Put the gang of black ice in my ass.
Wait, it's Monday?
Chattis, today's Sunday or Monday?
Alright, first give it a day.
Oh my god, stadium bravo.
I lowkey forgot this map existed.
I lowkey forgot this map existed.
I'm not even gonna lie.
WOLLA! I forgot this map existed.
Wait, is there no game audio?
Chat, there should be game audio now.
Okay, you got Snake Scam!
RUN AWAY!
Why are we aiming at penis level?
BOWRRAAAAGH!
Guys, how many times do I have to say, stop aiming at testicle level?
Are we gonna get better or not?
Lean the wrong way.
Good work.
Jinxie charm, I don't mind this out of you, kid.
Kid, I don't mind this.
You clipped a two piece.
You clipped a two piece.
I mean, legitimately what's wrong with you?
Yo, bro, you clipped a two-piece chicken tender?
No, but like, I'ma be honest with you, man.
No one is impressed.
It is a two-piece, bro.
Run it out.
Run it online.
All right, stop.
Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk, Hulk.
Why are you not setting up sight?
Why are you not setting up sight?
Solid Snake, Solid Snake, Solid Snake.
ROTATE! ROTATE!
Yo, Solid Snake.
WHAT DID YOU SEE?
BROTHER!
He literally pulled out his snake ability, heard Ella shoot a drone,
and then STILL looks the wrong way.
BOOOOORUG!
Alright, I'm gonna tell you right now, Kowalski.
If I see you look at the marble floor one more time, I'm gonna block you.
Kowalski, status support!
Horrible rain.
Not bad, kid.
Full flash. Not bad, kid.
Mods, remove people typing 5 and 13 Dean, now!
This angle is tighter than my ass on a Tuesday night.
And you clipped a loss.
You clipped a round that you lost.
Guys, I don't understand.
It's like actually blue-balling 101!
You clipped around that you lost!
Type in chat!
Okay, find a rear.
Um, I like this angle.
This angle catches a lot of attackers off guard.
I don't mind this out of you, kitten.
Swing that.
Why is Sledge putting out Sledgehammer?
Is this like a Michael Myers film?
Guys, yet again, what are we doing?
Is this like bronze?
You see him on the right pink?
See him on the right pink?
Horrible red, horrible red, horrible red!
Why did you clip that?
That's it is trash yo!
Why did you clip that?
Actually bro, what was that?
For real!
Why would you clip that, man?
Better than you.
Says the 5 and 13 guy.
Yo, I went 5 and 13 against two professional players.
That's a silver lobby on console.
You guys can keep spamming 5 and 13.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
We need mobs.
We need mobs.
gifted. Okay, so Maestro, I want you to do me a favor, never play video games again.
You're using Maestro's shotgun, which I haven't seen somebody use this gun in literally nine
years, and you're aiming at penis level. Actually, may you're aiming below ankle level. What
would happen if you saw an enemy right now? I'm legitimately curious, bro. I'm legitimately
Curious what would happen if an enemy appeared on your screen you would start violently shooting the tile
Like you're not in a killing position. What so ever you're not
Fuse above you fuse above you
So bro just has plot armor
Someone fused above him. He didn't even react and then somehow didn't die. Bro, what?
It's his first day on Earth. I'm gonna be honest. He's just now discovered what fused this.
You're doing too much of like this. You're just looking around like a chicken with your
head cut off. Hold an angle and wait for an enemy. It's real simple, son.
Fusing above, fusing above, fusing above, fusing above.
What are you looking at?
Brother!
Amen, amen you're gone, oh my god, I can't walk,
amen you're gone, amen you're,
ah, amen you're gone.
Hold the angle, right there, back door, back door.
down to 15 seconds, up for last upstanding, 10 seconds left, 5 seconds left.
So let me get this straight, RXM, no, no, no, no, no, RXM 2013, you just sent me a 3 minute
shitstorm of you spinning around in circles just for you to get a one tap that had no effect
or impact on the round whatsoever. The round was already over. If your kill did not mean anything.
Pick this guy up for the tournament. At least he's not 5 and 13.
Yo, chat, let me say this again. I went 5 and 13 against professional players.
If I'm in a silver lobby, I'm not going to go 5-13.
Why is my Xbox already imploding?
50,000 hours, loud and wrong.
Nope, I'm not loud and wrong.
There was two 100 thieves players who are North American professional org on the opposing team.
That's why I went 5-13 against.
I'm not going 5 and 13 against a Silver Lobby man.
Alright?
How did we get to this point?
Your 1 HP on Capoteo, they have a Cavera and a Vigil.
Like, I wanna see the lore.
Like, I don't skip past the nightmare.
How are you in this position?
I wanna know.
Did you just try to wall bang through wood up into garage raptors which is made out of pure metal?
That's pure, you just shot pure metal.
Come on, wow.
Drone, drone, I swear you better drone.
Good kitten, I would have lost it.
Nobody would have been upset.
How is Bandit so unaware?
I don't understand.
You just shot a camera.
What's he looking at?
Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left!
Left!
Left!
My god!
Good day.
You have 15 seconds.
10 seconds left.
10 seconds left.
Oh my god he's using native mouse and keyboard on Xbox.
Real or AI?
Chat, this one right here.
Real or AI?
Jinxie, I'm your glusest fan.
Uh, not, it's time out Jingle Balls.
Chat, real or AI?
Xeon, think of it as your one.
Xeon, think of it as your one.
100% real.
Solo player, thank you for the prime solo player.
You can skip through the flank.
Sorry, it's long daddy.
Okay.
Yo, yo, yo.
Guys, what did I say about calling me daddy?
It makes me really uncomfortable.
Yo, guys, let's not do this, all right?
I don't wanna be called daddy, bro.
behind you, if you don't turn around I'm gonna lose it.
You hear him?
Stampeding behind you.
Wait, I have to retire, oh my god I was in front of him the whole time.
Wait, I actually have to retire from Rainbow Six Siege, my time has come.
My time has actually come, it was in front of him.
Okay, you're roaming with Warden.
Now, if this is a high rank, you'd probably get roam cleared, but you know how siege is.
So this is probably not a high ranked.
Yo, to the kid that's spamming wide bebe, please stop, bro.
Like legitimately, please get a hold of yourself and stop.
What are you aiming at right now, sir? Vending machines?
Are you gonna flank or not, kitten?
Yo, I don't got all day! Come on!
You shot down the hatch twice and dropped right in front of three enemies.
Claymore on your door.
Claymore on your door.
Worse, Claymore of all time?
Where's the luck?
Stairs stairs
This is like a movie, man!
He's inside.
What are you looking at?
Alright guys, maximum of one minute!
From here on out, AJ!
Okay.
Oh my god, I remember this kid.
This kid actually sent me a clip like a year ago.
AJ, hope you've been good, my boy.
Hope you've been good, bro.
Guys, listen, bro.
It's like a four minute clip, Monk.
It's like a four minute clip, legitimately.
Legitimately, man.
It's like a four minute clip.
McChoppo, big over the prime.
Oh my God, this guy's a mingo charm,
holy ball knowledge.
Okay, two v five scenario,
your teammates are putting to surrender.
This is just classic coward activities.
happens in League of Legends as well. Yo, if you vote to surrender before the game is
already over, you are a pussy. You're a coward, you're a loser. You don't deserve, you don't
deserve the elo if we win or lose. You don't even deserve to have internet. If you're gonna
queue a game of ranked, we're gonna see this through, my boy. This is not casual,
bro. Stop this voting to surrender shit. It happens in League, it happens in Siege.
Some of the worst name I've ever seen in my 24 years on this planet.
His teammates have 4 votes for the surrender.
have the opportunity to do something generational right now.
Good, good day.
Kitten good day.
Kitten good day.
I mean, there's two minutes on the clock, this would be a good scenario to drone.
Why are you not droning, man?
that meow who's a good kid that's what I'm talking about man I love when y'all
do the intricacies of the game you saw the frost man right
this gotta be silver no one's even on the default camp none of the enemies are
the default camera they're all just spectating. Shoot the default! Close right.
Yo look close right. Yo look. Yo look.
There, I'm gonna bomb it, guys.
There's been a default camera on you for 16 minutes and you just haven't shot it.
Left, left, yes, right there, right there.
No, no, bad getting bad.
Never mind, sorry, you're the truth, bro.
Uh, zero out of ten clip, bro.
All right.
All right, hearts, here's what we're gonna do.
You're gonna switch this to a messy PFB,
and you're gonna immediately realize you're gonna get better at each.
Check your dad's Twitch title.
Okay, let's check it out.
My dad is streaming right now.
my dad's streaming my dad's twitch title I don't go five and 13 around here dot
dot dot sonion okay thanks dad appreciated it I mean are you kidding me
bro are you actually kidding me I don't go five and 13 around here are you
actually kidding me bro dad how about a little friggin support jinx you just say
you tickle yourself at night I I'm gonna be honest about have I tickled someone
before yes have I been tickled yes tickle myself at night uh no man that's
what a psychopath would do yeah I don't tickle myself at night those are
things that psychopaths do guys. Of course the emerald is backseating.
Boggles this is why you're such a grease ball though. No no Boggles I'm literally
diamond on console right now like you're just saying I'm an emerald. Boggles this
is why you're such a grease ball though. None of what you say is accurate.
Also, Voggles, not to drag it here. I have hit champion 23 times. 23 times.
Horrible aim.
Hold up, wait a minute. Hold up, wait a minute.
BILAKA PUSSIMICATED!
Shout out Bruno Mars.
Listen, bro, are you on 60 FLB right now?
Chat, yell out, this guy's on 60 FLB, I'm not even kidding.
Osa, Mazzy just unloaded a MAG into your teammate's head.
Where are you looking?
Yep, just drop right into him.
Don't even worry about it, bro.
Left, left, left. Never mind he's in front of you.
You know what, kid? It's the thought back counts.
And as long as you're having fun, I don't even, I don't even mind it.
As long as you're having fun, bro.
As long as you're having a good time, bro, as long as you're having a good time
Chat lock in bro
Jinxie reacts to his own clip. Here we go with this shit. Yo chat. What is this?
I'm not doing this. This is three days in a row now. What the hell is this?
What is this?
This is three days straight
5 and 13 Foot Cream, 5 and 13 Limousine, 5 and 13 Dean, 5 and 13 Mr. Clean, half of them don't even rhyme.
Half of them don't even rhyme.
That's a goal. That's going to drop in your net.
Oh my god, overtime, actual cinema.
I'm wet, bro, I like I would be out of this man like that's a nice clip, bro
Bro, I just feel like I got to get good at rocket league
Jinxie love from Seattle. It's the state of Washington or in the state of Washington not DC like you thought
Okay, so Miller Miller Miller Miller you're telling me
Washington DC isn't in Washington
Where's that? Where's Washington, DC at?
Okay, you guys are saying yes, but what state?
Virginia. Virginia, Maine, Maryland. How the fuck are you guys saying three different states?
How are you saying three different states?
2v3 scenario. Alright, this is why you're in a low rank.
First off, your gamer tag is MrChode1245. You're never going to get to the high level
with that name. You guys don't have a hard breacher. You have a sledge for some reason.
Like it's like the reason why people are in bronze is so much simpler than they think.
Bro, why do you not have a hard breacher? Why is your gamer tag MrChode?
1v3 scenario for flaccid snake. Let's see what he can do. Close. Wait. Oh my god. Pink black
on the f2 is actually gorgeous pink oh my god that is that's the oh that is
beautiful bro
so you want to know something funny I don't have a single pink black eyes look
at that look how good that looks bro pink black ice on like the SMD 12 oh my
God, that looks so good.
Chicken tendies are typed good.
You actually played that so well.
Oh my god, you actually played that well. One-to-one scenario, kitten.
Uses the snake ability! Nice!
Yo, that's a good fucking aim. Yo, man, not bad.
All right, and yeah, we're gonna call it right there
That's gonna be the last clip of the day and this guy's getting reported. Yo, bro. What the fuck is is your profile picture?
What the fuck?
All right chat it is time for the gaming gauntlet
Ultimate gaming gauntlet today. What game should we do first chat? We have to complete eight gaming challenges
All in one day of work
lock-in.
you
you
All right, Jack, come on up.
Now, I think what we should do first,
let me know if you guys agree,
type of fairs in the chat if you agree.
I think we should start off on console games.
So, Madden and FIFA, Madden and FIFA,
and probably Rocket League.
Okay, now, who thinks I could do this today, chat?
Who thinks I should do this today?
Or I could do this today.
Our first challenge is gonna be one win one game
of FIFA div rivals.
Lock in kittens.
I'm excited for this.
Guys, here's the gaming goblin for today.
Here are the challenges.
In today's stream on this glorious Sunday,
I, Nicholas Stewart,
hailing from Tarpon Springs, Florida,
need to complete one game of Fortnite win,
win one game of Fall Guys win,
win one game of Madden,
Win one game of FIFA, dear rivals. Win one League of Legends game.
Win one game of Counter-Strike 2. Win one game of chess. Win one game of Rocket League.
The only ones I'm scared of is this, this, and this, if I get demonic teammates.
Let's see what happens, though.
Kittens. Let's do this.
Now, to make this challenge a little bit more interesting, we're going to start off with TTS.
I don't know how long we're gonna keep on TTS.
So don't say El Scammer, El Scammer.
I don't know how long it's gonna be on.
We're gonna start off with FIFA.
This is good because chat in the Brovy Bro against Speed
on Tuesday, he's definitely gonna choose FIFA as his game.
I need to get some reps in before.
The last time I lost to FIFA or lost to Speed
and I had to shave my fucking eyebrows,
y'all remember the sperm head month?
That was literally just cause I was lagging.
I have multiple screenshots of multiple fucking proof.
Multiple screenshots of multiple fucking proof of that shit.
So this time around,
I'm gonna be a little more locked in.
I'm gonna actually practice right now.
Jep, we got a big game in Gauntlet today.
A lot of games in here, y'all.
Holy cope.
I'm not coping.
I was lagging.
Hi, guys.
For today's Gauntlet,
TTS, 100-bit minimum,
Play one message every one minute.
One message every one minute, if you can set all that up.
Thank you, kitten.
Chat, it's time to lock in, bro.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm gonna get some practice in
because chat, we got a bro v bro against speed.
In two days, this is a perfect gauntlet to get us prepped.
Perfect gauntlet.
A lot of these games we're playing today
is probably gonna be in there, bro.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Whoa. Leaked. Leaked. What the fuck? Oh, no, that's my public
email. Look at this. Where you can't just like, you can't just like spawn in my email
right when I load up the game. Max, thank you to five gifted. Max, appreciate it. Appreciate
it. Thank you, Max. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Come on. All right. All right.
Hey chat lock in, hey for real, lock in.
Okay, now guys, here's my question, right?
Yo, FIFA, oh pre-orders, oh my God.
If I pre-order FIFA, I get 185 overall icon
that's gonna be worth 20,000 gold in two months.
Oh my God, bro, I get 185 rated icon
Icon that's gonna be worth 20,000 golden two months, bro
Holy shit, let's go FIFA. Thank you guys, man
Chuckie, they give her the 10 gifted subs
Mr. Greedy
All right chat now should I do ultimate team? Oh
Chats I do ultimate team or should I just do online clubs dembele dembele dembele
Teo Hernandez 99 Usman Dembele 99 99 Bruno and I don't know the other girl in
there Graham Graham chat 99 Usman Dembele now if I were to open a pack
right now I'd be an absolute piece of garbage because the new FIFA is in
28 oh my god but 99 Dembele would be crazy
I try to do ultimate team.
Highbis is setting up TTS right now.
100-bit minimum.
The British robot is going to read your message.
One, it's going to do 100-
0, 0, 1, share 100 bits.
Do ultimate team you little cutie.
Chat, we got a big gauntlet today.
Highbis, is there a way you can get a graphic on the screen
of like our current challenge or whatever
or all the challenges?
Not necessary, but just something cute.
Thank you, Ken.
Chat, uh, by the way guys.
Nelson, Leo, 12 cheered 100 bits. Love you, Django.
Me and my brother watched you together and got into Siege because of you.
That is...
Thank you for making our days better.
Nelson, that's one of the sweetest things I've ever read in my life, bro.
Nelson, that's one of the sweetest things I've ever read in my life.
Thank you, bro. Like, legitimately.
Oh, I have 788,000 gold!
Do I have any Pika Points, no I don't.
Robin Van Percy 99?
Bada Bura cheered 100 bits page angst see you can check my followage my user name is Korra Bada Bura
I've been following you for a little under six years now from when you had only hundreds of viewers
Oh my god, and I appreciate everything. Oh my god. I speak for everyone. Oh my god
That we love you. Thank you, bro. Great guy, and I hope you continue having fun
Oh, so it high-fives to watch out for the hit man
chat look bro here's my team right now the greatest of all time at the
striker gareth bail 95 at the right wing dean yo 94 at the left wing
battingham center mid beating you underscoring 179 to a shared 100 bits yo
jiddy why did you not do the dojo to celebration like i told at the sideman
Oh, I forgot the one where he's playing the Xbox yo next chat chat next. Um
Next Sidemen charity match I'm gonna plan out three celebrations because I'm gonna score a hat trick
All right guys lock in lock in okay first challenge cheer 200 bits
Thanks for inviting me to your island. I did last time great side hustle that you got going on
Also, hi guys. Can you do like one every like?
like minute, like one message or like one every 45 seconds.
Chad, what is Rush?
What is Rush?
What is Rush?
KT underscores, cheered 100 bits,
jinxed CMaker Detroit,
become human marathon plaza sending love from Poland.
Chad, what is Rush?
Yo, shout out Poland, bro.
Polska got it wrong, baby.
Rush is 5v5, it is so fun.
Bro, but that's lamiki, I need to win solo.
Chat that is so lamiki bro.
This is the first gauntlet, this is the first gauntlet guys.
Guys, I'm not gonna end till we beat all of these games, okay?
Tch, tch, tch, tch.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
It's so much harder to actually win rush.
Bro, you know what I like is pro clubs with Ginge bro.
That was so fun last year.
But maybe FIFA 27 will do it.
Bro, FIFA?
Dad called it?
Dad, you called?
Called it dad, called it dad, called it dad.
Yo, dad, what's up?
I checked out your Twitch title today.
I checked out your Twitch title.
It says we don't go five and 13 around here.
I'm fucking good.
Maxi shared 100 bits.
You should load the Jinxed Seaport Cast also you need to react to my dishes on screen is better than Nets Pendant
On what? Flash?
Yes
Let me see your deck bro
Oh really?
Dad all flash is
Riley if Riley or you could coach people like I'm only asking for an hour or 45 minutes
Dad but the thing like let me see your deck because that I have a gauntlet I'm doing today
I have a game in gauntlet. I have to be eight games today dad
Yes, yeah, wait, let me let me see your deck though. Are you on my screen? Yeah, just go to your deck
I wanna I wanna
How close have you got? Oh
I'll tell you I think I got like
Like 12,780 or something.
Whoa, wait, hold on.
Let me see that deck again.
Oh, 12,779.
Oh my God, you work class.
I know.
Can you show me your deck?
This is a deck I'm using now.
Capuchin 100 bits, k-jinx-tsi,
when is the stream key given away?
It's a little bit toxic.
I think that works, it works.
Dad, dad, okay, there's a couple of problems, all right?
Yeah, I get sidetracked, like these skeletons
and they sidetrack my tanks, that kills me.
Problem number one with your deck right now
is you have the witch and the wizard
and they both do the exact same function.
Pick whichever one you like less and get rid of them
because I don't think you should have two splashes
in the same deck.
Okay, because the witch got totally nerfed,
she was awesome.
Yeah, Tucker, throw her in the bin.
I would go, yeah.
Dude, I would go, maybe get rid of bats too.
Really?
Okay, well, let me show you my cards, okay?
By level, hold on.
Dude, you're maxed out, dad.
No, I'm doing pretty good.
I've only bought the battle pass three times.
That's it.
That's it.
Play underscore of underscore x trade 100 bits.
Okay, let me see what it is.
What is your maxed out?
I do not like this comparison to Desmond's DOS.
DOS carries 75 men off the field of battle.
You just carried the other team to victory.
Dude, I'm on a delay.
I'm on a bad delay.
Hold up, one second.
Oh, these are not bad.
Ooh.
Ooh, we've got some good options.
See, so I only put together like a,
So can I get out of 12,500? I can't get out of there.
Okay. I think mega night hog rider is kind of chopped, right? Chat.
Chat, what wincom should he have in instead of Hulk? What win call?
What win call? I don't think you should have mega night hog rider, bro.
Yo, maybe Royal Hogs.
He does leak a lot like Elixir. He does.
Dude, maybe go Royal Hogs, dad. Go Royal Hogs.
Okay, we're down here. I'm gonna write this down.
Tell me the deck I should play.
All right. Step one, here's what I'm gonna say.
Get rid of the witch.
Keep the wizard.
Go to Royal Hogs instead of the Hog Riders.
Don't be understore acts, shared 100 bits.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hate to tell you this, Junzer,
but you ain't beating Madden your asses sports games.
You ain't beating Madden little bro.
I think you go second spell, like fireball or arrows.
Instead of wizard, I would go like
Bro also you should go you can go meganite balloon and be eight meganite balloon could be good
Okay, so
Meganite balloon fuck the hog rider. He doesn't work with meganite in this scenario
Yeah, after the royal hogs go meganite balloon mega and then go
I'm saying I'm saying make a night balloon. I'm saying make a night balloon get rid of the bats add arrows
And you're gonna look a lot better
You need arrows to support the balloon cuz a lot of people are gonna go like minions and minion or
You got a note pad out right now right
You got a notepad right?
Muggles cheered 100 bits.
This looks good.
Yeah.
You do that.
And I don't want to change too much on your deck.
You told me wizards, mega knight, hero balloon.
Who else?
I would go, I would go mega knight, balloon arrows.
Okay.
Zap.
Yeah, I got that.
That's level 16.
You need like, hmm, chat what else?
Chat, what else?
Maganite, arrows, balloon.
Chat, what else?
What else?
What else?
I got my Skeleton armies level 16
and my Bagan dragons level 16.
Those are splash, I don't have much splash, do I or not?
You need like a wizard.
I think a wizard could be good.
I got Dragon level 16.
What about my Arch-Gazes?
I have my Ronan, he's not like a champion.
I can put him in there.
Yo, go, no, no.
Go Evo Baby Dragon, my chat's right.
Evo Baby Dragon.
It's all good if you don't.
He's still gonna be good in that balloon.
You can just blast it.
Working Pegasus cheered 100 bits.
Yo, bro, come on, these guys growing your hair out.
Why did you shave it down again?
Nothing.
Meganite Balloon, Arrows.
Chalk the Zap.
Meganite Balloon, Arrows Baby Dragon?
Um
What else chat what else
Your dex very countering I like it
Bro, but many Packers like
hmm
Yeah, I got Princess level 15 who's almost level 16. She's lethal
If I can get her level 16 because they take her out of the zap one shot dude low-key throw a scar me in there
had gross skeleton army and I do have a level 16 scar me I like star me because
you need to swarm you need to warm for like really packed okay so tell me what
you got right now what do you got in your notepad okay
wizard mega mega night hero balloon heroes that evil baby dragon how many
people's that one two three six i think five six seven that's seven
don't call them seven thousand seven hundred and seventy seven
cheered one hundred bits yo jay bed remember when me and you beat up that
old lady good times bro what do you think i got a guy i got um well
chat should i have should i have ronan he's so fucking badass ronan just
counter. Yo, maybe like
or like you log. I got log level
50. No, log doesn't work with
balloon because log only hits
ground and you need stuff that
hits air for balloon. Dude, my
chat saying freeze balloon, but
that's like, I don't want you to
overcommit it.
Let's say I don't think my
freeze, I don't have that
branch level freeze though.
Yo, throw in bugs.
What about a retro dragon?
No, you need two spells,
bro.
I think arrows fireball arrows fireball
You just need stuff for like musketeer and stuff
Do snowball arrow snowball
My only fear with freeze is I don't want you to overcommit and get countered
I think you go arrows. That's a good you're gonna cheese people with that
That's your goal like build up a counter with mega night tanking for balloon. These kids are not gonna know what head of that
All right, well, I'm gonna do my dog that that's
Yeah, they have you in the blender, but I think your decks better than me right in the fucking chopper exactly all right dad
Hey, good luck with your games. Yep. Love you dad
Yes, I got you dad. I got you
Yeah, I got you dad. All right, good luck in your games man. I love you dad
That's way better now bro mega night balloon is like bro like mega night balloon is broken
Okay
Yeah, sports FC 27 ultimate plus edition Xbox one and Xbox series XS
pre-order $135.00. Zondas Collop cheered $200.00.
So EA, let's have a conversation. No, FIFA, we need to talk.
So FIFA, you're telling me that your guys' product this year is going to be better than GTA 6.
EA, EA, EA, EA, you're telling me your product this year is going to be better than GTA 6.
have as you said one per minute now that's better because the other one was spamming.
So EA EA y'all's game is going to be $50 more expensive than GTA 6.
All they're going to do is update the lineup.
I think Aguero's getting an Icon, Chat.
I mean, I'm still gonna buy it because, you know, EA just owns me.
But I am gonna stream Pico, so whatever.
Chat, at least I get an 85 Icon, right?
That's gonna be worth 15k gold, that'll be good.
Okay, I pre-ordered, pre-ordered.
I'm not gonna install it yet.
All right, guys, it's time for our gaming gauntlet.
I don't know how long this is gonna take, but in today's stream...
Polito soup cheered 100 bits, play me in FIFA.
Here's what we have to do, bro.
Win one Fortnite game, win one Fall Guys game, win one game of Madden, win one FIFA game, win one League of Legends game, win one game of Counter-Strike, win one game of Chess, win one game of Rocket League.
We're gonna bang out the console games first, so we're gonna go FIFA, Madden, Rocket League. Lock in chat. Come on, we'll walk.
Alright, let's go.
I'm dead 5? Yeah, that's ass bro. Hey, but peep my stats, chat peep my stats, my stats are good. I just don't play.
Chat peep my stats, 27 wins, 1 draw, 5 losses. Those are like actual like bar stuff stats.
All right, Lachian, I hope I don't get streamed tonight, bro.
Ched, do you think my team is slightly outdated?
Maybe.
KT underscores, cheered 100 bits, jinxed CMaker Detroit, become human marathon plaza love
from Poland.
Ched, didn't everyone just play?
Comparative.
I think sometimes in the life, I'm too comparative.
Alright challenge number one win one game of FIFA division rivals lock-in. Here's my team, bro
Here's my team messy bail
Dean yo Pele Viera Bellingham Marcheno
Maldini
Kaffu, which I my team's cracked, bro
Zero fuddies players, what is fuddies?
What is fuddies chat? What is fuddies?
what is buddies everyone has 98 guys doesn't matter on the truth guys I'm
the truth it really doesn't matter
welcome to you and thanks for joining us for another game live on EATV
I'm Gym O'Brien I'm joined by the ever-knowledgeable Steward
Come on we've got division rivals action for you
Whoa what the fuck?
What is this team?
I forgot about Fortnite Landlord, so you are discussed on the bottom.
Chad, what the fuck is this team?
Buddies!
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it!
Bam!
I should have took that with the go.
I should have took that with a go.
Today's the day where we prove we're a gamer.
Merci. Merci. Merci.
God damn it, Vieira!
What comes next
Because if you've actually 100 bits cage on the go when is the tractor fan going to us mods first van of the day right there
onto messy
Ronaldinho, you know chop messy
there he has to be more alert in the box. Can we do Cooley Barley?
We're at the end of FIFA when everybody's 97 overall.
It sucks.
We're going to be here a while. This is going to be a long stream.
Yeah bro, Gonzalo 97 overall, sure.
like FIFA the reason why you guys game sucks is because 99 97 98 lost all of its
value you guys just hand that shit out like it's a chocolate chip cookie
moment
Pele
Pele
Well won
Eelio
Merci
Merci
Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi!
Come on, Wu-Wap!
Come on, Wu-Wap!
Come on, Wu-Wap!
Messi, Messi, he's in on goal!
Who the fuck is that center back? Why is he ten feet tall? Who is D'Air? Who is D'Air?
Why is he twenty feet tall with a nine inch cock? With ninety pace. Oh, I know why. Because
they hand out ninety seven rating to every player!
Thank you, baby.
Merci.
We need to win this game.
Start off the gauntlet right.
Bombo.
Bombo.
Merci.
Merci.
Oh, I did it!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Rast!
Come on, wow.
Pele.
I don't need buddies, bro.
I don't need buddies.
I don't need buddies. I don't need buddies. I really don't. I really don't fail
With a really a really
up the Welsh up the Welsh up the Welsh up the Welsh messy oh messy I could whip the
but my striker's not that tall.
It's the go.
Go on with the short one.
He and y'all.
At least that's how it is.
Stop it.
That's a chance.
By Garif's Bale.
Garif's Bale.
Up the Wells.
Up the Wells.
Thanks for every dance.
No, it's gotta be Siracnis shared 100 bits, 5 and 13, Jinxed C on the screen, talking
like a demon, playing like he's 13.
Oh, mods, get him out, mods, get him out.
That's where it ends with possession loss.
Missed.
Well, no chance.
I mean, it's sailing.
That's smart.
That's smart.
red but that's smart please don't be a red please don't be a red please don't
be a red holy shit he's bald this challenge is gonna be 20 hours low bro I
didn't want to concede I didn't want to concede Chad what the fuck man Maddox
Stresley 13 cheered 200 bits play first like the James Bond game. It's so peak
I don't even I have never even heard it out till now. Chai didn't want to concede guys
I didn't want to concede bro. So I did that I
Didn't want to concede kitten
Guys I didn't want to concede man
Guys I didn't want to concede of course. It's right to a rash
Come on ref
All right now it's a 10v11 this is gonna be so hard to win
10v11 with a one goal lead if she slots this
Yo, I thought that was been oh my god
Bail bailing messy
Look at his first touch look at his first touch. It's so direct just like real life
Tinho
Tinho
Messi
Bandhunter cheered 100 bits John Poe I've watched you since 2022
You've jured me made me laugh when I was going through stuff. I have a good day. Thank you guys. Hey W
Man, thank you for the kind words
Okay, so chat what do we think I'm I'm leading by one goal, but but we're down a man. We're down a man
Park the bus?
We're really going to get so hard to park the bus in FIFA though.
I feel like parking the bus in FIFA is so tough.
No chat, remember, attack is the best defense.
Marcelo, the club isn't the best place to find another sort of barbis. Where'd I go?
Well won, Maldinis! Well won! Paolo Maldini!
Merci.
Vale, up the Welsh, Vale.
Vale.
Vale.
She's been looking for that final pass to open up.
Now, Charlie!
Godama, Godama.
We're burning time as well.
Wild attacking, simultaneously.
Godama, Godama.
We're down a man.
We need to burn time.
Halley?
Close it down well.
Well, that's 10 minutes off the clock.
That's 10 minutes off the clock.
Well, that's 10 minutes off the clock. That's good. No
He passed right through Marcelo
That's so fucking dumb he passed right through him look
Madmiron 2013 cheered 100 bits.
K-jinx, see I love your streams.
Raphinha just scored?
MISKABARTA!
Wait, Chad, who's Barca playing?
Who's Barca playing?
Isn't that Lezzi?
Onto Messi.
Rommelinho.
And shame well, oh, really ball, okay
No, I wouldn't get messy messy I had him
Step
I'm going to be a good player.
My subtle start is terrible.
They've done this core of underscores.
My subtle start.
100 bids.
Dos carried 75 people after the field of battle.
Jinx, he carried the other team to victory.
Mario Beltรฉ.
Oh that's been one really smartly.
Lionel Messi.
Halley.
Now we fail.
Staying patient and the defence staying in shape.
Oh my god, we got a game. Oh my god, we got a game. Oh my god, we got a game.
We're down the man as well.
Messi!
Messi!
Bro, it's because the defender was pulling me.
That would have been a hat trick. That would have been a hat trick for the wins.
Oh my god, it makes me wonder if the red card was worth it if we end up winning by a goal.
Good bro, good, it was fun. League was fun last night.
This is big, this is big. Okay, such a vicious challenge and it's not a call.
I'm gonna lose now to this counter. Oh my god, Maldini! Maldini!
oh my god he's passed right through me no not like this, not like this
I don't have to keep the button, don't I?
And it's there!
What a moment to take the lead!
Well, here you can see it again. Good run.
Elliott 27, cheered 100 bits.
Highmate, any ideas on how to get over a breakup?
She said she lost feelings but wants to remain friends.
Look, bro. Classic, man.
Hey, just focus on yourself, bro. You don't need- you don't need no girl, man.
Whatever society might tell you.
Patrick!
PATROOOOOO!
OH MY GOD!
That's game. That's fucking game.
Oh, I hate this game so much.
Just horrible.
You spend money on cards and then all of them are useless a week later because of the newest fucking bundle 3D ass fucking company fuck this shit
Yeah, waste time you pussy waste time you pussy waste time you pussy
waste time you fucking pussy
tofu
Waste time you fucking pussy good sir undeserved ass win you got an undeserved fucking red card
Your entire team is just 97 rated buddies players. You're horrible. You're the worst player
This cheered 100 bits.
Here, Jim, I thought you were supposed to box
I show speed on Grandresque yesterday.
What?
Who the fuck told you that?
How am I losing a death five?
This godlet's gonna be ten hours long.
This godlet, yeah, ta-ram.
This godlet's gonna be ten hours long.
No, because FIFA's shit, because all FIFA is, is you spend a bunch of money on packs
and then one week later they're all worthless because there's a new fucking bundle.
Fodder ass team.
Yeah, but the thing is, my team, this is the problem with FIFA.
My team was actually worth something like, like, like, like, like, like six, like,
like two months ago.
Three months ago.
a pack opening then play. No! I'm never giving these fuckers money again!
Marsyman Zero, chaired 100 bits.
Hey, Jinx, I hope you're having a good day. I think you should play Re-animal with Kess.
Chad, oh my god!
Chad, it's gone, that's gonna be hard!
How's it going to go, Steward?
Well, the atmosphere is building nicely here, and we've got two teams who like to play good football.
Let's hope we get a good game here. It should...
Well...
Nicely constructed.
Well, here is the lineup for the Harris today.
Yo, Vieira, are you, like, drunk?
Last summer plays with Caful in the fullback positions.
Patrick Vieira plays alongside Jude Bellingham in the center of midfield,
and operating through the middle and attack today is Leonel Messi. Leonel Messi. I'm Joe
Ray Stewart Robson. Where to come to the bar, Chiefs? Where to command?
And...
The bottom 121 shared 100 bits.
Agents, please play more lead.
RAAAAAAP!
What what the fuck is this ultimate team defending? Oh my god, this game is so fucking bad
It's ultimate team so any random center back is just gonna be prime Maldini cuz it's fucking ultimate team
He's there with Jules, and he organizes those around him.
He can also come out with the ball.
Messy.
How'd you burst?
He knew it.
He knew I was chopping that.
And then he just megged me, he just megged Vieira.
Yo, Vieira's getting passed around like a blunt right now.
These past two games.
Well won.
Can I pushing it through?
On your line, Keith.
WAAAH!
I should've chipped!
I should've chipped!
I should've fucking chipped!
Lucas not sweaty cheered 100 bits, 5 and 13 nebstines.
Brilliant challenge.
Raph, I swear to God.
Bail.
Messi.
Messi.
Messi.
What can Lionel Messi do from here?
Well, one, well, one, messy, how's your first touch, Leo?
Top of the box.
Why did I shoot that?
Why did I shoot that?
All right, this guy's worse than the last guy.
I just have to calm down and I'll win.
Calm down, calm down, calm down. Body Corala.
Jack, if he's shooting on bad angle, that means he's bad at...
Open pitch in 5,431 shared 100 bits.
Jinxed C-step of foot in Finland and you will become a campfire story.
And on the front foot again, little latch up from the vessel.
Bro! Pass it to Leo!
It's not who I was going to!
Well, that's a good save, but really should have scored from there. That's a big chance well one
What they'll fail fail yeah, I'm sure I'm sure what this game is so fucking
I
Vox one mess to cheer 100 bits you are fashion. Oh give me a kiss. Yo shut up, bro
group all
It's fun
give him go give him go give him go give him go give him go why is it all
hesitant
fail
messy
oh messy
messy
I got a messy
fucking go
And one here with Hayes. Let's see what happens next.
Well, one! Well, red!
And Messi, it carries it forward. What's he gonna do from this position?
Tapping for Messi. Tapping.
You cheered 500 quits.
Hey, Robin of the Time, you're welcome, your nostrils are getting a little bit closer.
Keep up the good work.
Game! Game! Game! Game! That's fucking game!
How did I even end up with the ball?
Bale won it.
Bale's so pacey.
That's a brace for Messi.
Bale.
Oh, he's done him.
Back post.
I'm getting free ready to run.
And space to 4-6.
AHHHHHHH!
Guys, they're flugging like a dove.
Lock in though, this shit is not over.
This shit is not over.
Take a short.
Could be threatening.
Guys, I'm gonna be honest, it's looking good.
2-0, hold on to this please.
It was yesterday.
Division 5, act like you good.
Report this.
Yo, Madeira!
My record is 27-5, I barely played the game.
up kid shut up my team is under level to back at business here who wants it more
in the second half Dean yo forced it but messy my team outpated bro
Who the fuck is Becca Becca? Who the fuck is that? Why does he have a 96? Who the fuck is Becca Becca?
Monster cheered 100 bits. J.B. did you ever get rid of that shit you had?
What can they open up the defense here?
Barely.
He's turned.
It's just a turn.
Bro, it's how is your first touch?
That is a world class first touch.
The action continues.
And we're showing to Jocels, what do you want us to decide?
Well, one, well, one.
Maltini.
And Balagan.
Balagan.
Oh my god, miss, oh my god he's dying.
RIP!
You have to touch the ball.
That's not how football works!
You cannot run someone else the ball without touching the ball!
Gotta hit this game with my whole heart.
I'm not in math.
Yo, tell the furry discord to fuck off!
Tell the furry discord to fuck off!
Well one again well one again wrap I swear to God you blow that fucking
I'm not going to be doing this all.
Messi.
Diรฑo. Diรฑo. Game.
Get the fuck! Get out!
Get out!
Bye bye! Bye bye!
Bye bye!
Challenge number one completed, y'all.
Challenge number one completed.
Highbind's market on the check board.
Okay. Boom.
win one game of FIFA now chat we got fall guys madden and rocket it 100 let's do
rocket league next you need to get body slammed you big nose rat my name is
mexa and I have this message one game down next up rocket league then we got
madden and then fall guys but low key we should buy weight on fall guys
Jack, game one is down. Let's fucking go.
I just wanted to say that I do this for my momma and my lil brother too.
All right, so Bo, ultimate gaming gauntlet, challenge number one, win a game of FIFA
has been completed has been completed now we're in a game of rocket review man
never stop streaming check so that way ones in gold or twos in diamond I don't
know what y'all are gonna say shot play ones in gold or twos in diamond
guys I don't want to lose my diamond though we chat if I lose what I lose
diamond if I lose what I lose diamond if I lose what I lose diamond now I'm gonna
keep my diamond once once once guys once isn't the Mickey once it's not the Mickey
chap guys if you think about it once is sort of bro don't stream slice guys
this gauntlet will literally take 20 hours with y'all stream slide don't do
a chat we got an update on the right side of the screen with high-vives chat
here's the game in gauntlet we already did a game of FIFA so money five hundred
and five shared 100 bits off topic but thoughts on Iran war I don't I don't know
anything about that chat here we go playing against a luggsy this is gold
can this is gold wait why does my game look good why does my game look good
skilled him oh he's done him
I
Yo, don't him. Oh my I'm gross chat. I forgot him the truth
Chat I'm the truth
How is this the Mickey it's one
What?
Skilled him again. That's fine.
Brilliant touch, stay on it. Over the middle.
I
Fry and injured 100 bits. I was cooling on the hub and when I not today accidentally swiped onto your stream
And I came on you all right all right all right all right all right all right all right
Yo, yo, yo couple more of those bullshit. So we turn it off. That's the thing guys come on, dude
Brilliant defense
Brilliant defense
No way, no way you're that lucky, right?
How are you that lucky?
Oh my god!
We're gonna act like that, that's not luck.
You have to suffer some kind of narcissism to collect that you're good at rockin' meat.
Bro, I'm told to lose diamond.
I don't want to lose diamond, bro.
Let me lock in!
be locked in stop typing why babe and stop
This kid's got an aerial, he can aerial, he can aerial!
Oh!
I quit!
I thought he...
Oh my god!
I thought he scored!
Brafulio 1223 cheered 100 bits.
John, how can you create Premier League fantasy team and play Fleece League?
I don't have like...
Bro, I'm doing too many NFL leagues, bro. I won't be locked in.
Is there a way I can just draft?
Chad, can I make a league with y'all?
Can I make a league with y'all, Chad?
Could I?
Look at this guy sucks. Okay. Here we go. I could I could I could
Chad for Premier League
FPL do you guys do draft? Oh my god damn. Okay, how do you get your team you draft right?
How do you pick your team draft
Check one website.
Christian Underscore fialco cheered 100 bits.
Budget.
Oh, you're gonna budget.
Good luck, bro.
I just...
Bro, what am I doing?
What am I?
Why am I playing so bad?
Demo, demo.
What?
What?
demo demo what why am I playing so fucking bad
Chiptun?
Chiptun?
Rapid! Oh my god, that's a shot!
He saved that?
Oh, my God!
Leons are Ketchered 100 bits.
Hey, John, I'll go back to your sperm head arc.
Yo, shut up!
That's like my worst month of my life!
Stop!
Couldn't leave the house for a month.
my god how many of us do a gold how am I losing to a gold how am I losing to a
gold guys like actually how though how guys how I saved that one
everybody can laugh in the chat this will be the greatest comeback you've
ever seen. This is gonna be the best comeback you've ever seen motherfuckers
watch this. No way. He wins every kickoff. I mean
He wins every kickoff.
Can I get 5 goals in 40 seconds?
I don't know, but I'm gonna try.
going on the one come on four goals 28 seconds we need to kick off cold we need
to kick off cold we need to kick off cold
it's underscore copper 24 cheered 100 bits page in see how you doing hope
you're having an amazing day can't wait to see you lose is it lava hate
bro mathematically impossible fuck dude okay all right rockery might be tough
bro it like I haven't played ones that much I don't have I don't have reps bro
but chat won't love that guy just got lucky I'm not even kidding won't love
that guy got lucky
no chat won't love that guy got lucky I'm not even joking to won't love that
I got lucky chat for real for real. I'm not even joking
Zero will not he's left yo eevee they get a prime eevee they get a prime
Check it when I could wait I could wait I could wait
All right.
Lindenundes Corp each aired 500 bits.
Yo, who is the sasquatch on the bottom left?
All right!
Whoa, this guy, wait, hold on.
Wait, what?
Grand gold.
grand gold get scored on you smurfing bitch
well this guy's definitely a smurf
Yeah this guy is definitely a smurf
This guy is definitely a smurf
Bro you just did a ceiling musty flip
Yeah right
BUUUUUUUURGGHHHHHHH
BUUUUUUURGHHH
Bro, this is the problem with this game. It's just the SMURF!
Score equals SMURF. Yo dumbass. It's not score equals SMURF.
He did a ceiling reset musty flick in gold 2.
Were you dropped on your head as a child? Like I'm legitimately curious.
Yo chat, if I abandon, can I queue or am I gonna get a ban? I don't want to count this. This is just dumb.
Can I, can I, 5 minute ban?
Seriously?
I'm gonna go get him!
THT1 player cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinxed, my brother from another mother I saw the Minecraft rules you're going to be playing with during the hardcore stream, and I don't fully agree with them.
So I'd like to formally invite you to a discussion slash debate about the rules.
I think we can have a good conversation about it and hopefully make for an even better stream
kind regards, Nicki Minaj.
Nicki Minaj!
But this guy's kind of asked for a smurf actually.
How'd he get that first shot though?
I don't understand
Yeah, how did he just have first one?
Because he's not a smurf, but yeah, he did a ceiling musty
Yeah, he did a ceiling musty he has to be a smurf
he has to be a smurf
bro is he fucking speed-climbing?
Hey Jinx, I recently received pretty some of the worst new I've ever gotten in my life.
Thank you for being here and streaming every day. You're the good one.
Love you, my boy. Sorry to hear about that, bro.
I hope the streams can help with other bad men.
Goal.
Chad, he's just mech-y. He's just mech-y. I just gotta be fundamental.
No.
No! Let's gotta be more power.
I
Know no, I need to demo that
Yeah
Come on Christchurch it 100
Barca gold out of getting inside my pants while watching keep it going
Added any scored chat didn't you just join?
Yeah, we're gonna beat this guy we're actually gonna beat this guy
GG
We're actually gonna beat this guy
No, the chopper actually gonna be on not even kidding
No, no
Alright, park the bus. One minute, park the bus, park the bus, park the bus, park the
bus, park the bus, park the bus, park the bus.
Job here, August, 54, cheered 100 bits. Nick, I love you, keep going. Can you please stream
every day for the rest of your life? Love you, bro. Just kidding, 5 to 13. It would
my storm is playing with grounds.
This kid is locked up!
This kid is locked up!
I was trying to demo. Oh I bumped him!
No, that would have dropped a little bit.
Nice! Bro, you stopped, dude.
I thought this guy was a smurf, but he's not. He just had a lucky clip.
Bro, I thought he was a smurf, but he's not.
He's got...
Please, no. Please, God, no.
Please, God, no. Please, God, no.
Please, God, no. Don't, don't.
I was winning all games.
To six cheered 100 bits.
Let me get the black guy in my warts.
What?
Red you like a book.
Red you like a book.
Get the fuck out.
Yup, GG.
GG.
Red you like an actual book, bro.
Easy.
Come on, waw.
Ground it.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LET'S FU-
xD
xD
xD
xD
xD
GUYS, LET'S GO!
HOW IS IT LA MICKEY?
COS I HWENT?
Alright, GAMING GOTLIT challenge number 2,
WIN
A ROCKET LEAGUE GAME COMPLETED
C'mON
Okay, now, challenge number three, chat, should we do Madden, that's our last console game
besides Fall Guys.
Should we do Madden, chat or Fall Guys?
Chat, Madden or Fall Guys?
So, she has tortured 100 bits, Yojunko, I love you so much, Bero, you genuinely saved
my life.
Also, where's Terry the turtle, is he okay?
Yes, Terry living good, bro, Terry living good, man.
Chat, Madden?
Go in order?
Because I want to do the hardest games last bro. I want to do the hardest games last
Bro fall guys is gonna be do I'm gonna have madden downloaded I need to download madam
Chani to I need to download madam kittens
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. We'll walk hold up. We'll walk hold up. We'll walk. Chani to download madam
Wait, did the new madam just come out wait, is this the new madam
27. Caleb Williams in the cover?
Where I can play right now, right? I'm asleep in my car, by the way.
Check out playing right now, right?
Shall we gotta play the new Madden?
Chad, do y'all play Madden out in the first flight?
100 bits you should be playing tank on overwatch today jinxed see
Tank on overwatch
Chai didn't leave I didn't leave got it got it got it. Okay. I'm installing okay, so chat here's what we're gonna do
While we're installing Madden right?
Because we got to keep doing the gauntlet
While Madden's installing we're gonna win a chess game
Chat this is part three of the challenge bro come on boy
Yeah, this is part three of the challenge as always. No, yo, hi guys. What's up, man?
How's it going, bro?
Yo, it's going good. Yo, do you want a CS2 Premier account?
Does it like do the real thing?
Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes. Yo, can I name it Jinxy though?
Yeah, you can name it whatever.
Yo, hi guys. I'm about to go win my chess game, bro. All right
Jal 5,782 cheered 100 bits your junko you should to me be CI I have been following you for two months
Love you, bro
This is a big game here. This is game three of the gauntlet. We want a fee for game
We want to rock of the game now we have to win a chess game lock in
Lock in.
Lock in.
As you all know, in my prime of chance, we actually won a tournament.
Who was there?
This guy's attack is weird.
Okay.
Lock in. Let's go.
This guy's doing the Richter Versetov attack. I've never even heard of this.
We're going to go here just so we don't have to do that.
that I want to do that and not that and then now we can do that
Castle instantly let's go and then we're gonna go jump jump
Already looking good good development. I must just build water on my pussy. We're sorry. Sorry. Oh
This is fine because this messes up his pawn structure
Chad this makes a boy four five six seven eight shared one hundred bits
Hey five to thirteen fat man. I want you to know that you make my days when you stream
Thank you, bro
Chad that messed up his pond structure. See guys look his pond structure mess up
and
Then wait we can mess up his pond structure again. Dude this guy already lost look at his pond structure chat
Look at his pond structure
Bro his pond structure is so bad right now. Come on. We'll walk
We're going to start infiltrating here with the queen.
Take threatening the queen.
He's going to take with his pawn.
And we have a lot of options here.
What do we want to do?
Oh, I have such a sexy play.
Now it doesn't actually work.
Chad, I was gonna do this.
I was gonna do this.
Yeah, not a mind.
Non-Rich's 360-chirred 100 bits.
Love, you brother helped me and my family
through a lot, man.
Seven.
Love you too, baby boy.
Chad, I've been a lot of wholesome messages today, y'all.
Oh, I just hung my, oh my fucking.
Wait, couldn't I just...
No. He did a good play regardless. Damn it, bro. They always win from just pushing their fucking pawn.
Alright, we have a couple of options here. We're gonna do this. He's gonna do this. Okay.
Oh, fuck! Oh my god, this might be the hardest part.
I need to get a check on him chat I need to find a way to
This is such a sexy play chat. This is such a good play. I just won the game
I'm actually the truth
You just got some oh my god, he just lost some material
That's game. That's game. That's actually game guys 100 bits page in see my names Morgan and I struggle with depression as I feel like no one cares about me and all my real friends never want to do anything with me your streams really make me feel happy once again and I just wanted you to know you mean so much to me and I love you.
Morgan that is like the sweetest thing I've ever heard in my entire life, bro
And let me say this if your friends never ever want to hang out with you, bro
They're not your real friends. My boy
But find yourself some new friends Morgan. Love you, bro
chat
Okay, I'm gonna start pressuring this queen guys. I just made such a good play. Did you guys see that play man?
I
Just made such a good play
We're gonna move in um queen here or king here
Okay. Chat, we're looking really good, guys. We're looking very, like, very much sexy right now.
Bro, so we're all like a force of queen trade by doing this, then this.
Dude, I can also deliver, like, a long range check like this. This actually seems better,
because then he has toโno, no, wait, this isโwell, chat, this ends the game.
Look at this move. This ends the game.
Ella likes 4-9-3 cheered 100 bits.
You got me into siege. Now am I gonna jump off the nearest bridge?
Thanks for changing my life.
Chad, look, this ends the game because Chad, this is called a pin.
So I'm gonna do this, right?
So his options are take, take, or he can't even run away.
He can't run away because I have this.
So he's only option is to get rid of his queen
Guys, let's go. Oh my god, I need to grind chess again. I need to grind chess again guys that was so clean
That was so clean bro so clean
Dude, we're actually floating through this gauntlet here. Okay chat. We want a game of FIFA bang
We want a game of chess bang. We want a game of rocket league bang
We're down to the final five probably the five hardest ones
This could unironically take hours this could unironically take hours
This could unironically take hours
This is a zero one shared 100 bits. Yo jinx. See thanks for inviting me to your island. I had fun
Okay, so chat here's our next ignore that guy. Here's our next question. We're 70% on Madden. What game should we rip while it downloads.
We could do fall guys. Oh God, that's going to be the private second hardest one. I'm going to do fall guys second to last fortnight last because those are going to be the two hardest ones.
Fortnite's going to be like actually insane.
We could wait for it.
We could wait for Madden.
It's 72% chat.
League's probably going to be the third hardest.
I'd say League's going to be harder than CS.
Bro, chat, it's got to be Premier, right?
Premier is like the hardest way to win in CS, right?
Chat, Premier's the hardest, right?
Vass!
I'm going to wait for Madden.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're going to do the big dogs last.
Guys, I never played Premier by the way. I never played Premier.
Do fantasy Premier League? Okay. Chat. Fantasy.
I don't know who that is. Wait chat. I can make a league with y'all in it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up, whoa, whoa, whoa.
and making it, making it, making it, making it, making it, making it. English language.
Jen, who's the best guy for FPL? Bro, I don't know how it works. Is it literally just
assisting goals? Can you get defenders in this? Bro, they're asking for my telly.
Bro, they're asking for my telly.
100 bits do you ever stop talking and just play the game?
Where they're asking wait, I can't be in US I can't be from US
Oh my god, I made it Chad I made it
Okay, okay guys guys, okay chat first come first serves bro
Fantasy Premier League, okay, let's make it with chat
Guys are you nervous? Okay, Chad, are you nervous? All right, Fantasy Premier League,
FPL draft. I want to do draft guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chad, should we do FPL draft?
No. Chad, what's the better one? FPL challenge or is it just fantasy or is it
Literally just called fantasy.
It's Nevada cheered 200 bits.
Hey, but every time you spread your nostrils,
I get a bit closer.
You're a psycho.
She had fantasy?
Okay, okay.
Now guys, what do I do?
How do I do this?
I've never done this.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Choose your favorite club.
I can't do Barcelona.
It's just Prem.
Best club in Prem.
What should I name it?
Whoa, I don't want to leak. I don't want to leak. I don't want to leak. I don't want to leak. I don't want to leak.
Would you want to help building a team? Chat, should I do yes? Yes or no?
Help building a team. Yes or no?
Little pipe to chaired 100 bits. Bro is my username that bad I keep getting laughed at.
Oh my God. Here we go.
Chat, balance squad, you have a budget of 100 million pound for a squad of 15 players with 11 starting each game week.
Chat, should I do balanced or stronger starting 11 probably stronger starting 11 right.
Balance or stronger.
Stronger starting 11 defensive focus attacking focus
Liverpool. Yes. Generate.
Whoa. That's not what I wanted. What the fuck?
Yacres fuck no. Yacres is like 300 pounds.
So many oh yo chat. That's not what I wanted. He just gave me a team
Jeffrey a E chaired 100 bits jinx to you are my favorite bald streamer
I don't know any other bald ones, but you'd probably still be my favorite
Thank you, bro. Chad Yacoures is fat. I don't want him
Okay, a hundred million pound
All right, oh
Oh, Oda guard's good. How do I get him? Just get him. Give me Oda guard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mandy just went off against United. Gackpo, Gackpo. Saka, no, that's selling 9.5 million
pound too much too much too much
shacky zavazlai zavazlai kai haberts but this is easy you just get the best
guys chat is this not just easy
bro you just get the best guys
You have budget I know but look how good my team is grabbing back
Zyphros underscore cheered 100 bits. Hey, JD. Cheers from the Philippines. We love you here
Good luck on your ultimate game gauntlet today. Thank you, Ken
Chad who else who else who else?
Virgil Virgil Virgil way my team is just oh Bruno 12 million pound holy deserve I'm gonna do some
any oh Virts Virts to what happened what happened too many players selected from a liver pool
What?
What?
What?
What?
Bro, oh my god.
Harlin, Harlin.
That's one of the memories
here to win the Champions League.
Yeah, honestly.
Chat bro.
Okay.
And I'm just gonna keep-
Suition in your game and cheered 100 bits.
Only real ones remember the Hive Eyes Point Flashbang incident of 2026.
Now where?
Garnacho?
Dude, I feel like Garnacho washed up now.
Ebrecheese.
Oh, do I have too many Arsenal players?
Chat, let's get this guy.
His name is Hickey.
Let's get him.
Hickey, Hickey. Okay, okay. I need a Goldie chat. I need a Goldie. Oh, Allison Becker.
Allison Becker, Allison Becker. All right, all right. Chad, who else? Chad, who else?
Telemans, Telemans, Telemans. Chad, isn't Telemans fat?
Guys, isn't Tittleman's fat?
No, doesn't Tittleman's have a big gut, you're too many midfielder.
Okay.
Chat, why don't I get, um...
Mr. Underscore, me Underscore, cheered 100 bits.
Jinxed, see, have you ever won a game?
So why don't I get defenders from Ipswich because they're playing United and United can't score.
That's smart, right?
Greaves and Davis.
Chad, is that smart?
Is that like a good strategy?
That's good, right?
Forward.
Oh my God, Esac.
Oh, I have too many Liverpool players.
No, I got Esac.
Chat, who else? Who else?
Who else? Umarueke? I like his name. Any other defender? Chat, um,
Um, Q me from Sunderland, two keepers, two keepers.
Oh, Rashard listen has a cool name.
He's zero zero one shared 150 bits.
How about you let me rush into your bedroom and tickle those two essays?
Bro, shut up, dude.
Verbruggen, cool name, Raya.
Oh, Pickford.
I like him.
He's good.
I like Jordan Pickford.
I like him.
He's a, he's a good lad.
He's a good lad.
Chad, is this good now?
Chad, am I done now?
Or I need a bench, I need a bench.
Oh my God.
Wait, I'm broke.
I'm negative 5 million pound.
Don't spend more than 10 million on keepers, okay.
Okay, okay.
Robert, I like Pickford. He's a good lad. He's a good lad.
Inkeepers go cheap. All right, all right, all right.
There, 2 million pound in debt. Chat, what else? Too many Liverpool.
What? Too many Liverpool? Okay, it's the Voslai.
And Votra cheered 100 bits. W. Lemicki-Nickey.
Okay, I'll do Virgil Gakpo's of Oslo.
Okay, okay.
And then in the IA.
Ooh, Anthony Alonga.
Shecky 7 mil.
Hmm.
Okay, how much do I have left?
I have 5.5 million left chat.
Brentford.
I've heard good. They're underrated team.
I have too many midfielders, bro.
I need to get, Chedron, any other attacker?
I have 5.5 million left.
Guys, is this bad?
My team actually sucked.
My chat is saying my team is shit, but I never did this before
I'll quit at five thousand four hundred and thirty one shared one hundred bits
Perhaps the boss like Bruno Shecky Gackpo Harden hat my team is stacked
bro, my team stacked
Attacker attacker
5.5 million pound who this guy's playing United. He's about to go off United sucks
Alright chat, that is my squad, bro.
Ay!
Boys!
That is my squad, baby!
First ever FPL!
Forster, Steele, Virgil van der Kiki, Greaves, Davis, Hume,
Matin Odegaard, Cody Gackpo, Dominic Zavazlain, Ryan Shacky,
Bruno Fernandez, Kai Havert, Erving Holland, and Emerson's
Enter squad, bro.
Let's go. Let's go.
That looks pretty good, right?
Not movies 25 cheered 100 bits. Yo chat everyone type three if Judy should pull it out right now.
We chat why Bruno not in. Oh my God I see the problem I did too many midfielders.
Bro that's gonna be the downfall of my team. Oh
No, I did five midfielder's I spent too much of my budget. Oh
My god, that's gonna be the problem. Oh
It's only three
All right chat back to the gauntlet
you
you
you
you
you
Pittsburgh 83. Defending Super Bowl champions are 86. Yeah, right. St. 78, Raven's 88. How is the Ravens
higher than the Hawks? Rams are 90 overall! Look at our top three. Matt Stafford, Miles Garrett,
Pupinakua. Raiders 77, Classic. Wow, the Raiders are the only team in Madden with two X-Factors.
Everybody else has three that's sorry Patriots 87
Jet 77 classic
Broke is some dolphins
100 bits imagine how many horses we could save if we all wrote John Cohen's Ted
Yo, I think they gave the dolphins the lowest rating matter. Yeah 74 is the lowest. Oh
Oh my god, the dolphins have the lowest rating in Madden by 3 overall and they have one x-factor
with the Mono-chan.
Wow, that's actually insane.
Like, I'm not even kidding, that is actually insane.
Bro, oh my god.
I mean...
Bro, this guy's using the fucking Chargers.
This is gonna be a hard challenge
Madden might be the longest if I have to play the box it might be the longest
road
Alright
Come on
Chad this is not gonna be easy. Okay. Okay plan against Mikey
Cameron dicker the truth
Snipe playing Baldritch Gate 3 in second hookup fimbles on Twitter. Thanks from SpongeBob.
Madden too loud. Too loud! Too loud!
Alright chat, lock in. Come on biker!
Chat, too loud!
Alright!
Part of the game they got it. We have to win a Madden game.
Come on, whoo-ah!
K-Dot in here. Little flat, get us, get our feet wet.
Little flat, get our feet wet. K-Dot in.
OH!
Stay on your feet, kid.
I feel bad for dolphins, bro.
Jeff, the reason why the dolphins are in such a hole right now is because they gave Tua
like some long ass contrast and the anti-reach.
They gave Tua and Tia-reach all their money and they're both gone.
All right, bucky-urban, we're in third and five years.
Let's see if Baker can lock in and Waddle, yeah, yeah.
I mean I should point but it's madden so only like in grown hair one cheered 100
bits hello Nicholas it's Clifford again do you remember when we made love in
the Kmart fitting room I would get to feel your warm yoghurt upon my face
again. I love you daddy.
Ah, Moth, permanent advantage, Lifford.
Got him.
Fuck!
Bro, this fucker pressed me!
Oh, I'm gonna be here for a while.
Oh, I'm gonna be here for a while!
God damn it!
Was Bucky actually open?
Oh, Marion Hampton.
I think he's going to have a
good year this year. I think
lad McConkey's going to have
a good year too guys.
Nope, don't even try. Don't
even try to adjust in Herbert.
That was an interesting look there because as soon as he got outside the pocket,
but he's gonna take off and run for yards.
Do they have Mike McDaniel too?
The chargers are gonna be so good.
Defenses wanna try and keep bodies in front of them, but I think-
Yes! Good D!
PUTT PUTT!
No one's good for you in PUTT!
PUTT PUTT!
PUTT!
PUTT!
Jinks, you did you see Pogba got banned from football again and also remember
my name minus grain because I will become the new Carter while he's gone.
sending love from South Africa.
But you need the pressure right.
What the fuck?
Fuck!
Bro, I tried to switch on, and I switched on to the wrong guy.
You should have been rather than breaking out the first down.
First, then turn up at 37 yards on it.
He's 3-4 bat, I don't know.
Another one of them.
Good tackle.
Clean up, crew.
Come on, beat him.
Come on, Vina!
You gotta run spy and madden?
Bro, I know, but it was fourth and nine.
I didn't think this fucker was gonna actually sneak it.
Pick.
Ow, ow, nowhere.
Yes, is that Gatston?
Rupenbane!
The truth!
Bro wearing a V-neck, LOL.
Yo bro, does something have fun bro?
I'M NOT A BAD ASS
Yo, uh, W's in the chat bro, legitimately bro.
What do you mean by fulfilled desires though?
No, tackle him.
Hold him, he's gonna- YES!
Guys, that was- oh my god, guys, that was so clutch!
Guys, that was one inch away from disaster.
Come on, woo-up!
Alright, Bucky, Bucky, Bucky, get active.
I love- I love Bucky Irving.
Bucky Irving is my favorite Bucky.
Come on, Bucky!
Come on, Bucky!
That is my boy. Okay good good good good good. Alright chat. We got the ball back. Listen this guy's defense is good
But it's offense is near
Are you playing AI or online bro look at top right his name is Mikey new three
Yeah, we're gonna run it out. We're gonna run out the clock. We're gonna run out the clock
I
Why don't I just run up
Yeah, why don't I just run up the clock oh one trap is such a bad running play and Madden because it takes so long to fucking develop
Because you have the lead block it just takes so long to fucking develop, bro
Dude, I want to take the top off he's in cover four
How am I getting run stuff in it by a guy in cover for you look at it because Ralph
Jack watch watch a boot on the left. Look at his route favor route Madden
Whoa
Wait, are we better no, are we are we dead fucking ass?
I'm acting because what the what the actual fuck was that?
No, I'm legitimately serious. What the fuck just happened?
It's time-based? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Liam put shared 100 bits. Shout out Miles Fox while he wants to give you a big bear hug.
It's actually time base
So we got a big deep it's a defensive like slug fast right now we got a big deep whoop
Why did I bite?
Why did I bite?
Ladma Tonki is the truth of chat. Why did I bite?
Why did I bite on that child?
I never said I would do that.
I said I would do a stream where I did Black Ops Easter Eggs, not a marathon, and I still
might do it. Get in. Bro, I just, I think I just suck guys. Guys, I can't. Now I'm
I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come back. This kid's beatable. He's not good.
Rupy. Rupy, baby! Rupy, baby! That's our newest pickup.
All right. Listen, Jack, bend, but don't break. This is what every Super Bowl winning team does.
We cannot allow a touchdown.
What is the timing of that?
Instantly-
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Judy, you suss little BB.
Why did you go 5 and 13?
Uh, bro, because I wasn't in flow state, bro.
And I'm not good at layering.
Ducky, you think it's a war?
Get a nickel?
Okay, well, I will.
Kenneth Gainwell.
New pickup.
Barat.
Yo does Kenneth Gainwell have like molasses? Molasses tied to his fleet?
What the fuck was that?
Uh, Steelers fans, is he slow?
Guys, what is pardon? What is pardon?
It's ready to get their drive started
They've shown precious little hero offensively thus far as they try again with a first down now. Oh
My god god, but you know, what is that?
Wait madam
madam
You guys made catching timing based
All right
200 bits, shinks see I love you I have been watching you for six years since
COVID can you say hi to my best friend Zach?
What up Zach?
Chat, how do I do this?
How do I do this?
How do I get this off?
Guys, in what?
Game controls?
How the fuck do I get this off?
How?
Oh, after the game.
Oh, Chad is after the game. Oh, oh Chad is after the game.
I have to come back on this guy bro.
See, no one expects you to run in these scenarios. That's why it always works.
Yep. God, Kenny is slow. Yo, uh, Kenneth Gainwell. What the fuck?
I have not needed foot cream in over a year, bro.
Let it go, dammit.
Why's Kenny in?
Yo, he's giving K-Dot way too much space.
come on man I'm gonna pick that apart yo job of turning the prime time radio right
now I'm gonna pick that shit apart come on what all right why the fuck is bucky
I need this for I need this for I need this for Chad if we want any hope we need to drive down 13 shared 100 bits page in
See, I love your streams.
Yo, Chris Godwin's looking real nice right about now.
Got him.
Got him.
Ow!
Get masked, bitch!
Get masked!
Come on, wup!
Wait, we can actually win this.
OK, OK, hold up, hold up.
Actually, a cinema game.
Actually, wait, he's giving Kate out in too much space.
Chat this guy's coverage is ass.
Alright this timing bar needs to die.
What is this timing bar?
What is this?
What is this timing bar shit?
Should I even click on?
Is there even a point of clicking on?
Or is he getting keyed out in space again?
Alright now he's not.
What is this?
What is this?
Thank you, bro.
Jack!
How do I...
Should I just why?
What do I click on?
Bro, this is actually messing me up.
I've never played Madden like this.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
This is fucking horrible.
I guarantee you nobody's guarding County Gain while you're...
quiet.
Dude, when I don't click it- YESSS! YESSS! YESSS!
Guys, okay, what I'm gonna do is just not even click on. I'm not even gonna click on.
chat should I go for two should I let my nuts hang all right here's what I want
to do all right I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna bring Godwin inside and then I'm
gonna do this with a book on the Bella underscores the underscores
smell a cheered 100 bits, k-jinx see please try to shower more often. I can smell your
smegma from here. Love you, Baldi.
Bro!
Barca is winning 4-0 right now. Barca winning 4-0.
Chad I could have ran it in you think?
Alright we got a close game though.
6-7!
Chad we got a close ass game.
We do, we do, we do, we do, we do.
Come on whoop!
Dude, here now here's the classic Madden.
He's not going to take his points and move on.
So he's not going to take his lead and move on.
He's going to get aggressive and he's going to throw a pick.
Mark my words.
Chad he's going to get aggressive and he's going to throw a pick.
Mark my fucking words.
guys mark my words trust me
all right six have it we're barely down
we need to stop he's gonna get a grasp
he's gonna drop it yeah
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chat that was almost a sack
yes right guys you can
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guys that was oh my god come on chat
here we go here we go here we
go. On that as boy. Man why
just wide open. I got to switch
my formation that routes going
to be open again if I don't. I
like to have a good formation
I'm on I'm alone. Over the
in range if Cameron Dicker buries this this is hyper unrealistic this is a
throwback yet come on throw a pack throw a pack pick six pick six right
here buddy you're not in range buddy you're not in field go range but but
but you're not in field go range Cameron Dicker is not burying this
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Thank you for making my day.
Thank you, Kevin.
Chat, I need to run it back. I need to run this back.
We're down 4, we don't even get balled in half.
Chat, if you need to score a touchdown in one play, what do you run?
What do you run?
What-
What is number 67 wearing?
He's like a, he's like a pot on his head.
See, I don't want to give this guy the satisfaction of an interception though.
This timed catch shit is ass!
Bro, this shit's terrible. This timed catch shit is terrible.
What is this listen defense wins championships if we can get a stop right now we could pull off a heroic victory
Guys, I don't know how to turn it off
You guys didn't fucking explain it because y'all don't explain any monster cheered 100 bits. Hey, Judy is this live
He's gonna run this is running formation this is running formation
It's so predictable why am I not sending the house it's so fucking predictable
Bro, bro, you're not coming out and single back for play action on first and 10
Now he's throwing now he's throwing Chad this could be a 24-hour stream dude. I'm not even kidding you
I'm gonna change things up and see if they take the advice of Mr. Davis.
Kitch.
Look, Ben, but don't break, Chad, Ben, but don't break.
All right, guys, we are gonna do something called a little bit aggressive.
We're gonna send the house.
This is what we call a blitz.
They're working inside here, Hampton.
Now he's gonna throw, right?
Listen, I'm gonna break everything.
Now he's gonna throw.
chat listen listen chat now he's gonna throw so he's gonna get sacked watch
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salts I mean what's happening someone bring him down
Now he's going to throw, see chat, now the blitz is going to work because now he's going
to throw.
See?
RUPE IT BANG DADDY!
Kick your vehicle, take your points, don't get an ego, Mikey don't get an ego, yeah,
good boy.
Good boy Mikey.
I'm going to get a little bit
Okay, we're down seven points, but we don't we don't take the gate ease around here
So all we needed to touch down to point conversion number
Frank you're right left AI gets the ball. Yep. Yep
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Alright, chat, I'm gonna need everybody to lock in right now. It's time to be great. We're coming out in scenes.
Chat, everybody, put your hand on your wiener and dial the shit in.
I like this wheel route. Gameball looks uncontested back here.
back here zone this fucker came out in zone throw it look like a man though it
looked like man yo could I go to clock and make this the last possession of a
game how clutch am I could I go to clock oh Kenny I like it Kenny I like it
chat can I go to clock boys
wait I have an idea don't be underscore apps shared 100 bits your
kill. How good do you think the Ravens will be this year?
Probably going to make the playoffs. Probably going to lose to like the Bills.
Probably going to lose to like the Bills.
Yo, but you know what? Chris Godwin streak is going to be a touchdown.
Oh my god, he came out. Wait, wait, hold up, hold up.
Come on, Baker, I need you to release that.
Kitten.
We chat, Barca's winning 5-0. Are you serious?
Are you guys being serious?
Yeah, best club in the world. I'm telling you, Jack, best club in the world. 5-0.
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Cinema ass game. It's Alvashay, by the way. Yeah, but it's about coming out with
I might have lost, guys.
Fuck man, I might have lost.
Ah!
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Oh
Oh
Guys
Dude Madden's actually gonna be hard stun a girl you're cheered 100 bits last of us law video
Guys what do I do?
How am I getting a red bar every time
Bro, but how am I getting a red fucking bar every time?
That's what I don't understand.
Press the catch button when the ball hits 50% there.
Godly, I'm adjusting to this.
Bro, he's gonna run out the clock.
I need a better team.
Can I have you like the Rams?
I'm not even gonna lie.
guys I need like the Rams man I need this fucker to throw a pack I need him
to put I need him to get an ego these course of field go we're gonna go next
but I'm gonna see what happens you never know you never know maybe we can
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Chach, I used to raise it?
Nah, it's over.
Yeah.
Wait, David and the Joku?
Are you kidding me?
So wait, they just have everyone this year.
Didn't they have Gadsden and didn't he do good last year?
How do they have David and the Joku?
So what, they just have everyone?
What the fuck?
I don't know who I should use, the Bucks, Madden team, and our real team has just not gotten
it this year.
Well, I like running in Madden, and I'm giving it to Kenneth Gaineswell.
Like I don't- BUCK!
Madden's gonna be- dude, we might be here a while.
Who should I go, guys?
Bengals, I like Bengals because you get Burrow Chase, Burrow Chase Chase Brown.
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Okay
Seahawks bro, but if I want a mobile qv maybe Ravens
Chat maybe Ravens for a mobile qv. I'd rather vomit than use the eagles
Yeah, like I could throw some darts around with Patrick bro. Maybe I could go chiefs and just throw some darts around
No, I gotta use Drake money man. I gotta use Drake money man
Come on whoop
Jemima use Drake money man go to settings and turn off timing base catching you meanderthal
Is it in game? Oh my god, this guy's got a hot mic. This guy's talking
should i talk to him chat should i talk to him
great money man come on drake
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Kyle and Murray is broken.
Dude, I could see a world where the Vikings are good this year.
I feel like Kyle and Murray has always been the truth and the Cardinals were just dumb
shit.
Kyle and Murray just look so shifty out there, man.
On some real shit.
All right, Chappie, you can drink me now.
We're on Viva.
Oh, this guy's gonna spam Gibbs.
I didn't even think about that.
Guys, how do you run stuff in Madden?
What's like the best way to run stuff?
What's the best way to run stuff?
Pinch your lineman?
I don't remember how to do that.
No, he's gonna stab him!
Chad, what is it? D-pad?
Guys, is it D-pad? Is it D-pad?
What do- what- they changed it, they changed it. It's not...
He's going to spam Gibbs, oh my god I'm going to beat him, he's going to spam Gibbs.
He threw him to the wrong guy, that's Chris.
How did Jameson Williams just lost to Chris Stingham-Donnells?
Let me get this straight.
La Porta was wide open on an island, but this guy's terrible
So he forces a contested ball to probably a top three corner in the NFL and then instantly mosses him
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I'm after I think I finished I finished water seven I think I finished water seven
Yo, this is gonna be the hardest this is gonna be the hardest part of the challenge
I don't know why even added in Madden. This is actually gonna be hard. All right, Drake main
Let's let's throw some fucking darts Drake may let's throw some fucking darts kitten
I don't know why I didn't matter
No, yeah, I didn't any sloppy yeah, and it's lobby
Check any sloppy was with the buster call right that's the one I watched
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wait great good decision making
good decision making drake you beautiful man
Jamo is the truth. Yeah, but bro, he's not mossing
All right, Javy on Henderson's looking good
Third and inches wait wait, what is this QB sneak is timing base now
Yo, QB Sneak is timing based now, what the fiddles did?
This is like a Jalen Hertz nerf.
Jack, what?
I don't know yet, Pee-Hup.
See, bro, in Madden, plays like this never work, like these dumb flex, but I'm just
But I'm just gonna do it. Yeah, they never work because like in a madden if a run takes a second to develop it's already over
Low key that shit doesn't work in the NFL either. I'm not even gonna lie
Bro that shit doesn't even work in the NFL either. I'm not even gonna hold you
Maybe I'm gonna look good here
All right third and 12 I really miss I didn't just throw away a ball there that was so stupid
I'm in come on training out oh my god how's call handy how's call handy fucking go see
now we're moving the chain come on man now we're moving the fucking chain
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A lot of wholesome messages today man.
A lot of wholesome messages today.
How's Cole Hendy?
Trayvion Henderson, come on, woo-wah!
He read that like a book, and Trayvion still threw him off with him.
Pfft.
Okay, Trayvion Henderson is the truth right now.
See, what is this thing?
Madden is about psychology, bro.
My run just got stuffed.
Now he's going to assume I'm going to pass.
So now I run like.
Yo, I don't know what was OK.
Come on, what?
Chad, what about Hunter Henry here?
Yeah, we get this, we get this.
Jai, 50 yards! Easy, easy, easy!
You've grown hair, one cheered 100 bits.
Easy.
Dear Nicholas, what I would give to feel your warm, thick yoghurt upon my face again.
I need to focus.
Sending love, daddy.
I need to focus.
Kicking makes me nervous. Guys, I'm never good at kicking.
Kicking always made me nervous whenever I played this.
Bro, this is...
I'm gonna be on Madden for nine hours.
No! No! No, I should have not did a gauntlet today.
I should have not did a gauntlet today.
Rob's gonna watch Terminator 2 with my cousin tonight.
I might be here for 10 hours.
Why did I do a gauntlet today?
Alright, this kid's 5 years old.
Bick!
Come on!
Bro, this is okay.
I'm playing against a 5-year-old.
He's actually just gonna throw fucking actual, like, Hail Marys.
This guy's actually a five-year-old, bro.
TTV underscore actor jared 100 bits, jinx he played each of its siege in VR.
How do I pinch my fucking lineman? I need the new controls. They changed it.
They changed all the gameplay mechanics this year.
That's in my hand.
Right stick to the left.
Oh my god Frankie I love you Frankie I fucking love you Frankie I fucking love you all right
we pinched them.
Try to spam Gibbs.
Try to spam Gibbs.
Frankie I love you.
Oh my god, yes try to spam games bitch try to spam gifts
Goals man
All right now we lock in now we lock in sipping on a walk out that I come
Shall I know runs about a finish each day, but guys I'm locked in on the madden game right now
I'm gonna come back one player to 100 bits type one if you don't agree with the hardcore mini-caft rule
Jinx to set up with Ron
Dude, he can't stop the run. I feel like I shouldn't spamming the run. He can't stop it
Bro this guy's really struggling with the run he is guys
He is
This guy's run defense kind of fucking sucked if I'm gonna be honest with you come on
We're in this. We're in this to win this.
He's gonna be so good in fantasy this year, I'm telling you.
No.
Why do I just, I get nervous?
Oh my God, I have to just go for two.
Bro, I just get nervous.
I have to just go for two.
Guys, hit, tap or hold, tap for, tap for,
bro, I just get nervous.
It's okay, we get the ball in the second half,
we need to stop right now though.
We cannot let this fucker score.
I'm fine with being down a point with the rock.
This guy's not good. He just throws Hail Mary. This guy's literally 10 years old. I'm literally
playing a little kid. Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch. I'm playing a little kid, bro. He plays
like a little kid. You know when you're playing a little kid and mad at him when they just
throw a Hail Mary every time. He's a little kid. Stevie. There he is. Don't, don't, don't,
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
And that is a top three corner in the NFL.
Low key, it's Patrick Sertain and Gonzo.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Oh my god, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
He can't stop the run.
He thought I was going to handy and I went to Gilliam.
Guys, I'm gonna play like a old hat.
Listen, all these young bloods, they get a lead, they start to throw it around.
No, he can't stop the run. It's his weakness. We're spamming the run. I'm gonna play like an old hat. Fundamentals, baby.
Yo, chat. Fundamentals.
Oh my god, I almost discarded him. Dude, if I have to get the field go here, I'm gonna get nervous and miss it again.
the top one yo I'm gonna be honest I love Gonto but put some respect on
certain bro Patrick Surtain is literally him yo you can have a footer 0 9 8 7
cheered 100 bits hey jinx see I get morning with every day and I watch
your streams and it makes it harder and I bust all over your stream so thank you
British meatball.
Uh, Moth, Phantom?
Okay, next thing.
Gonzo is him, but put some respect on Surtain.
Yo, you can have a fantasy receiver who's averaging like 20 points.
As soon as they play the Broncos, they're averaging 3.
No one's ever open against Patrick Surtain.
It's literally like an island.
You can have like, J'emar Chase averaging 20, and then as soon as he plays the Broncos,
averaging 5. Do we take our points? Chad take our points, he'll throw another pit. But
guys I get nervous. I don't know what to do, Chad! I get nervous on field goals. What
What do I do?
Now we're going to have a timeout by New England, it's second.
I don't know what to do.
No, I'm not going to run it.
It's time for Drake Money Man.
Chad, it's time for Drake Money Man.
It's time for Drake Money Man.
The goddamn truth.
Look at doubts
Drake money man, drink money man. Come on. We'll walk
Okay, that's our last time out. Oh, I don't actually know if I should have did that time out
Chattano if I should have did that time out I
Don't know if I should have did that time out chat Hunter Henry over the middle
Come on Drake get out get out Drake get out
Chad, I think I should take my points here, no?
Should I?
Oh, I don't know what to do.
Chad, I'm actually scared.
What do I do here?
I'm down one.
Time?
Okay.
We can prep some emails here.
Oh, my God.
I realized, wait, AJ Brown's on the Patriots this year.
Oh, my God.
I just remember.
time okay we can we can press some emails here oh my god I realized wait AJ
Brown's on the Patriots this year oh my god I just remember Colin foos 123
cheered 135 bits jinxed to what is like a spike spike spike spike spike spike
is it X is it X what for me spike what the why was it fake why was it
Drake! Drake, no! Drake, money back! Drake, money back!
Why was it a fake? I did not mean to fake that. I did not mean to fake that, but I didn't even care.
I did not mean to fake that, but I didn't even care. And I shanked another one. Oh my god. Oh my gosh.
Oh my god, I shanked another one. Why can't I not kick?
Chat, I was trying to spike and I ended up doing a fake spike and it ended up working.
Bro, just shit himself. Okay.
We're up five with the ball. We can't lose this
That was legit this guys whenever there's six seconds left. We're just gonna come out and three that defense
Come out and three that
Now you're right. He's ten. Yeah, it's a little kid
Well, you can tell you're playing a little kid when they just first play the game throw a lob and hunter cheered
100 bits sending love from Canada. I cannot buck this up
This is the type of kid to throw a pick and quit too. He'll throw a pick and quit. Trust me.
He doesn't get balls second half. We get ball. All good. All good. Hold on to this lead. Come on!
Wait, Jenti just got hurt? Are you guys serious? How bad? How bad is the injury?
Flock fantasy is in my chat. It's how you know it's legit.
Ashton Gentie just got seriously injured.
Danny lost the league.
Wait, that actually is like depressing.
Bro, the Raiders just never catch a break.
The Raiders just never catch a break.
Chat prayers for Gentie.
Mommy Kitty cheered 100 bits, you are a part of my daily routine.
Let me know if you need a league buddy less than three.
Love ya, ah, ah.
Raiders running back, Ashton Gentie has left practice early.
After suffering an apparent knee injury during the team period he was diving for a
catch and landed awkwardly.
He was helped off the field by traders and couldn't put any pressure on his right
leg.
entire team took a knee and set a prayer.
Prayers in the chat for the Raiders guys, seriously.
And prayers in the chat for Genty, man.
Young talent, man, that you never wanna see that, bro.
You never wanna see that young, young talent, bro.
I like Genty a lot too.
Damn, bro.
The Raiders just never catch a break, I swear.
Theory, they give her the 25 gift, and it's up.
She don't, she don't,
here, thank you for 20 bucks.
Chat prayers for Genty, man.
young talent you never want to see that bro damn bro right before Ron finished
GTA actually
oak bit of five thousand four hundred and thirty one shared 100 bits jinxed see
stepper foot in Finland and you will become a urban legend bro shut up dude
Oh
No, I got caught I got caught I skirted him too. Oh my god
Trayvon
Jetta, but ain't broke don't fix it if it ain't broke don't fix it
Ron just killed Trevor. Oh my god. Wait, why what's wrong with him?
why would he do that ending he's such a psycho why would he do that guys I think
we're gonna do it guys I think we're gonna do it guys I can't I'm gonna
call it I need to win this game I need to I'm gonna make this kid quit real
quick and then I'll go to rom stream let me make this kid quit handy Gigi
sell it, sell it, sell it, sell it, come on, woo-ah!
Come on, woo-ah!
Come on!
F underscore, N underscore, N underscore, K123,
cheered 100 bits.
I love you, Jinxie, the streams put a smile on my face
every time, keep it up for a while.
Yes!
Thank you, my boy.
Chat we won, guys, we won.
It's over y'all. It's over. We actually beat Madden it took two tries
I'm not gonna lie after game one. I was a little bit scared. I was a little bit scared
Dude, unless I pull off the worst choke ever
Please bro, please please just I don't I can't choke I can't choke
I got one plate. Oh my god, I got one plate. Jamir Gibbs is the truth. I don't know what
to say. Yo, for how much I run, I should be using the Lyons.
Ramborex 7777, cheered 100 bits. Yo, Jiddy, can you remove that weird guy in the corner?
Thank you. Well, there's one guy in the corner, so I'm
guessing it's me. Yo, oh my god! I thought I was ready to celebrate! I was ready to
celebrate I was ready to celebrate guys I was ready to celebrate come on come on
come on come on oh my god jimson okay this game looked like it was gonna be
over and we still got a ball game there's still a lot of time left chat if
we want to complete this gauntlet we have to win a game of Madden we had a big
lead and then we choked
stop Ron chat I can't bro it's his story guys if he chose to kill Trevor
that's on him he's a evil guy why would you Trevor who would choose that
Trevor's like the best camouflage. He's cheered 100 bits. Yo, Gili, please do audio one marathon
Guys I'm having a panic attack the run got stuffed. This is going really badly now
Guys guys why's the run getting stopped now? Oh
No, oh no, I'm an axe of those
No, oh my I cannot no no no no no no please God don't let me choke this
No, man. No
No
Hunter Henry is the truth chat that's too much space for Hunter GG. That's way too much space for Hunter G.H.
I
Tied it right I did it
Sucked my nuts kid sucked my nuts as long as the rate team blood is six
Look up. I roamed with every defender in ranked on YouTube
Bro, I mean Drake mays the truth try to throw dots. Let's just throw dots bucket. Yeah, let's just throw dots. Let's just
All right, here's the plan.
Chad, remember what I said?
He's young, bloods.
They don't know the fundamentals.
Run, run field goals.
We're going to make him earn this work.
Wait a minute.
If I run, run field goal,
he has to go touchdown two point.
Come on, Lola.
All right, we're going to enter the third like this.
All good.
Chad, I feel like a coach.
I kind of like Madden.
I feel like a coach.
Because like Todd Bowles, talking right to you,
you're the worst coach in the league.
Now I get to make the decisions.
Todd Bowles, I'm not going to a Bucks game
until your ass is fired!
It's the Patriots with it's currently holding a
not so comfortable lead here.
Madmyran 2013, cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, see you got me into siege and I love it.
All right, I'm going to call Ron.
I'm going to call Ron.
I'm going to call Ron.
Is he actually about to kill Trevor?
Did he kill him yet?
Did he kill him yet?
Did he kill him yet?
Did he kill him yet?
Did he kill him yet?
Chad, did he fucking kill him?
Did he fucking kill him?
House call, MID, to the fucking house.
OOOOOOOH! Game!
Ron, pick up!
Ron not picking up!
Ron not answering!
Ron not answering!
Chad, I can't do anything!
Yo, Trey Gion Henderson's actually the truth.
Chad Trey Gion Henderson's actually-
OOOOOH MY FUCKING GOD!
How much did y'all hear of that?
Oh, no.
How much? Is it good? Is it good?
guys we did it Kenny Anders called us on tier 200 bits page inks see you are my
favorite streamer and I've looked up to you for years it's been my dream to be
a big streamer and stream with you do you think we could ever stream or one V1
each other hold up I'm about to throw an absolute top really quick one second
Hey Jay Brown, welcome to the Patriots. Drake Money Man, cash time.
Come on!
Jeez, yeah we did it. Guys, we did it.
Bro, Ron's about to kill Trevor? Why?
Alright, if I lose this game chat, I want you guys to unfollow me.
If I lose this game, unfollow me.
They shot him!
Oh my god, why is he doing this?
Why is Ron doing this?
No, no, no.
Why is he actually killing Trevor?
bro why is Ron killing Trevor? why is he doing this?
yo yo!
Picked to chaired 100 bits, shins see I want to tell you my story about my dad and how
you helped make me find joy in life again.
It's too long to put in chat though.
hey I love you bro.
chat why is he doing this bro?
What's Ron doing?
What's Ron doing this?
Ron, no no no, Ron.
Ron, don't.
From what is actually wrong with my blood?
What
My god, why would he pick this kid
Cup search year 200 bits jinxed so you should come to Australia and stream with bottles
Also love you jinxed to keep up with good work also type 7 chance
You're always like gasoline, Tyler!
Man, that was your best fucking free!
Fuck you!
Whoa!
You know what, dude?
It's...
it's time you grow the fuck up.
I admit, I'm a bad piece of work,
but that guy, that piece of shit,
no boundaries.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
No boundaries. No sense of chat. Why what a monster. Oh my God.
247 insanity day in day out all the time.
Never regretting nothing. I'm a piece of shit.
Bro, what?
Chad, don't worry. I'm still playing. This game's over, man. We actually beat Madden.
We just got to hold on to this league for two more minutes, guys.
For why, Ron? Why?
Weren't cheered 100 bits.
Hello Jinxed Seaf, also known as Nicholas.
If you ever decide to step foot into Liverpool,
specifically the Fizzacoli area you will be right hooked ferociously.
Thank you.
Jack, our opponent conceded.
We dispute the next challenge in the Conlet.
There are only four games remaining.
We won a game of Madden.
High-vives update the Conlet.
There are what do we do next chat? Do you guys think we do counter strike premiere?
Counter strike premiere
Paul it's gonna keep getting harder and harder Madden took two games
Madden took two games
Bro, what do you guys want to do next?
Guys four nights gonna be the hardest one
You didn't win bro. He raised quit I won there was two minutes left. I was up 14. He quit the game
He quit the game you can see it chat. What should we do next league or CS?
I think these are going to be the hardest ones. Hi guys, it's probably a good idea to sign that up for me or account by the way
What should we do now chat what should we do?
Fobbs touch it 100 bits. Hello Nick. Have you seen the fee for 17 revival?
it's quite promising to only Probelm is yating a fee for 17 copy.
you
Elita Gamer 85L Sheared 100 Bits, forget the gauntlet, can you just start working?
Say twerking chat if you agree.
Oh my god chat oh my god guys we beat madden in our gauntlet there was only four games
left but it is the four hardest games bro it's the four hardest games to get a win in
bro we got for tonight fall guys counter strike to premiere and league of legends bro I'm
probably gonna do this order chat. I'm gonna do CS win in premier league win in ranked
and then fall guys win and then four night as the finale. This is gonna be a hard gauntlet.
Chat we dead ass have like we had eight games in the game.
Okay, hi guys. Am I good to go?
Hey, hi guys. It's me.
I want to my name jinx yes bro, okay, bro. Hi guys, do you realize how good I am at CS like bro. It doesn't matter if I get streamsite
Bro high-five CS is all just positioning and awareness. What is siege about positioning and awareness and aim and recoil?
Bro, I'm good at shit at CS, bro.
Now, you want me to give you, like, the dog settings?
I mean, he just won EWC.
Why are people saying to twerk?
What is this?
Hi, boss.
People are saying to twerk.
Oh, they want you to throw it back.
For what, though?
For what reason?
Just for free.
So we can have pleasure.
Wait.
Somebody said, me winning a game of Premier CS is going to take hours.
Is he actually, like, correct?
What do they start me at?
What am I going to start at?
Well, you love the site and it's shared 100 bits.
Oh, man.
Go you and tie visor.
Are you going to play other people on the site?
Or is it like curious?
What are your thoughts on Louie D'Ascu to Chicago MLS?
No, no.
Wait, it's actually this hard?
Um, yeah, it's going to be hard drinks.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Why didn't you tell Ron?
with no delay and your name is Jinxi it's gonna get 10 times harder because they can just mirror everything you're doing and have a live map on your whole team.
Bro, buddy, I'm the truth, bro. Come on, Wu-Wa.
Does he know?
Come on, Wu-Wa. I'm the truth.
Let's do it. Hold on.
Give me a little delay. Give me a little delay.
I don't know the rule. Let me get your settings first. Let's see your settings first.
Come on, Wu-Wa.
Hi, guys. Yo, this is what I've been waiting for to play Premier.
Look, bro, you got it. Loose.
Why the fuck is that my profile picture?
So, but Los is not a gamer. I need to win one game. That's it.
Should I just queue now? Queue up?
Oh, this reminds me of cases, bro. Oh my god, chat.
Do you guys remember when you opened cases for like two weeks?
SpongeBob 6 9 1 7, a cheered 100 bits. I called Ibs on your math.
Chad, that was fun, bro.
Can I have a minute?
Alright, so...let me see something.
Talk to me a while.
Fuck you, just do it.
swap monitors I put on my PC so I can reach out to my right-side monitor.
So next box. Jack all we gotta do win one game of
premier CS. Win League of Legends game. Win Fall Guys game. Win
Fortnite game. I got this, mate.
It's lagging.
Uh, hi.
Hello?
I haven't played CS in a minute, but I remember being the truth.
Bro, but I was only good at dust.
Fuck, is Dustin Premier have us?
I'd love this.
Oh my god, so it's actually like sweating.
Wow, it's actually-
She had 100 bits.
Pajon, I love you so much.
Bro, it's actually sweating.
Wait, Ron's called him.
Ron's called him.
You're an absolute monster literally you should be a shit why'd you kill Trevor do you realize
the only people that killed Trevor in story mode is people that already beat the game straight
up and then they want to do the other outcomes you're a fucking sick out of your first playthrough
you kill Trevor. You should actually be ashamed of yourself, bro.
Have anything to say? Murderer? He's like the best character, you ass!
Sorry, bro. Sorry, bro.
Like bro, you spent three days on GTA to murder Trevor bro. You're a psychopath, Rob.
Cluth's Femboy is cheered 100 bits, grown man breathing. What a fact of chance.
That's a low blow. That is one of those.
5 and 13 is sort of a low blow. Yo, hi guys, I'm back.
Yo, did you just copy Donk's recoil settings?
Yeah, it's like crosshair and shit.
I made it a little bit wider because it's like, I can give you like this, but it's kind of small.
I don't know if they're old, my god, I just can't see it.
This, you want it a little bit wider?
Yeah, a little wider.
Hi guys, did you just say old eyes or what was that?
Yeah, you're 40.
We're gonna like to come for that.
Yo, I just, no, because chat, it's good that we're doing a gauntlet today.
today so I can actually show y'all what it looks like when an R6 champion plays
premiere CS. I can't wait for this, though. Let's do it!
Alright, you should be good to go.
Pass it on you.
Wait for it.
We need R.
Lossyman zero, chaired 100 bits.
Jinx, see please do a Spider-Man marathon. It would be cinema.
Hide off.
Bro, is the sniping actually gonna be this bad, bro?
Um, yep.
Um, clean proof.
Shhh.
Got to look at my chew gum, my aim will be better.
Do you think if your chew gum, you have better aim?
Try to put this on or not.
The CSA is aware.
No, we bet.
Come on, wop.
I'm ready, bro, I'm ready to get in there, man.
That's good gum. Damn, that's gum from fan mail.
Have I got to pull up chat real quick on the right side, Monner?
Yeah, you're undercooked, Jinx.
So, Hibis, how long will it actually take me to win a game of Premiere?
Like, don't mean to be serious, like, don't mean to be furloughed, you're the one who won the Y-Force.
I love to lose in the second beautiful thing.
Let's get it back.
What is cash bro?
What is a newbiz bro?
Yes.
Hi guys.
Yo buddy, all I hear is doubt.
CS is not a hard game.
You sit in a corner and shoot them in the back.
Guys, let's stop acting like CS is hard.
I'm an R6 champion, let's get me in Premier.
I'ma show you what a real FPS gamer does.
Guys, let's not act like CS takes more than eight brain cells to play.
You aim in your gun and you try to shoot them in the head.
Next question.
Guys, for R6, I had to master 90 operators, bro.
is going to be light work, literally.
Alright, bro, good luck with that, man, I'll be once.
Hanging out.
He's laughing.
Chat, listen to me.
Boats on zero, AC, chaired 100 bits.
Hygidium, the heart's guy from Clips, BTW in 14, and I'm suing you for calling my
kitten, you chud.
So Chat, here's the thing.
Rainbow Six each, I have to learn 80 operators with 80 different guns, 80 different
recoil patterns, 25 different maps, have to learn 30 spawn peaks, 97 different
abilities interacting with one another. In CS I grab an AK and then try to tap
head. It's gonna take me maximum one to two games to win premier. One to two
games. Guys, CS is there a skill gap? Yes, there's a skill gap. The skill gap
compared to Rainbow Six Siege and Counter Strike is not even on the
same planet 90% of the people that play siege quit in the first week because
I don't know what they're doing fact facts oh my god I'm in oh my god I'm in
oh my god I'm in we have a what is this
shut the fuck up you know nothing you think see you've been brought up 100
Hey Jinx, to you I've been watching you for about a year.
You make me laugh and you always cheer me up when I watch you thanks for everything
and good luck with the gauntlets.
Thank you, WuWa.
Chat, run a pull.
Which game has a higher skill gap?
R6 or CS?
Vote.
Run a pull.
Which game has a higher skill gap?
R6 or CS?
Guys, here's what I'm saying.
If I can hit champion 23 times in Rainbow Six each, I can win a premiere.
Oh my God.
My first ever premiere game.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Come on, Woolop!
Yo Chat, how do you move? I forgot.
Is it WASD? I haven't played him so at all.
Is it WASD?
Why are people laughing?
Waiting for opponents to ban maps. Oh my god, Dust2's in there.
Which I am 9000 rating is that good?
Logan what up baby?
What does this mean?
No no no band does!
Band of Nubis!
Guys don't band us!
Don't band us!
Don't band us!
Don't band us!
Don't band us!
Don't band us!
Don't band us!
Don't ban dust, don't ban dust.
Guys, 9k, you know, is that hard?
Wait, I actually did like CS when I played it.
I like CS more than Valorant, for sure.
Valorant was just cringe.
CS is, I'm gonna be honest, CS is a chat game.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Yeah, there's a chat again
Wait to chat I'm at 9,000 you know right now 9,000 elo
Oh, I haven't played this in so long guys this is my first ever game of premiere
Brisk Sanders court chaired 100 bits jinx see when is the J. Oh, I marathon all right
that's a band that's a fucking band mods oh my I'm okay hey guys we got nothing
to worry about it's gonna take one game
I have the truth. Come on boobwop.
Uh, get them boys. Thank girls.
Wow, 60% of my chat said CS2 is the highest skill gap in the siege.
All right chat watch this. Yo chat, CS2 is harder than seeds watch this. 23 time champion plays CS premiere for the first time.
23 time R6 champion plays CS premiere for the first time. Let's see how hard it is. No let's see.
Come on chat, talk now. Yo how do I talk? How do I talk? They're all rushing. How do I talk?
What's the top
Yo, they literally they literally all hit that side. What is the top button?
He's not working. Okay. Yo, yo guys, it's not me. It's not K
Nice guys
That's a
I'm gonna say I don't need to talk
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
How do I buy?
How do I buy?
How do I buy?
B, B, B.
And this is why CS is easy because all you have to do is just go the op and then hold
an ankle.
That's literally all you have to do.
Guys, I don't need armor.
I don't need armor.
Look, look.
I don't need armor.
I don't need armor, guys.
Take to cheered 100 bits.
Shinx, see I want to tell you my story about my dad and how you help make me find joy
in life again.
Hey, I love you, bro.
Thank you, man.
Shout out to your pops, too.
I can't die with my off though right chat I have to be smart chat it's bad to die
with my off right under me under me under me it's bad to die with my off
right I wish I could call out
oh my god we're already winning chat premieres easy
chat premieres easy premieres easy premieres easy
come on whoo-wop
chat i have to save my op right save save save save my op
chat save my op right
get on the terrorist's wing
guys nice
oh hi guys chill oh i need my armor
hi guys
whoa whoa whoa
Big underscore randles cheered 100 bits, jinxed see I saw you at Walmart the other day and
you showed me your tram stamp.
Looks great, just wipe better next time.
Guys what is tram stand?
And you're dead.
I'm telling you CS is not a hard game. You see how simple it is? This is why R6 is harder.
CS can't be harder than R6 because guys, it's simple. It's too simple to be hard.
Come on, waw.
Guys, it's bots. Am I actually playing bots? Am I?
I'm not going to peek, see that's the only discipline I am?
Cuck snatched 100 bits, jinxed he come to Australia and stream with boggles also jinxed
So you the goat keep up the good work guys premiere is too easy, bro
Our six champion is running pocket
Bro you guys are gas in it, bro. I told you man. It's not a hard
I'm gonna be higher premiere right then on a I'm not even kidding
Bro, I wanted to play CS back in the day, but I just didn't want to unlock premiere, but now that I have it
Bro, I'm gonna pass on a bro
Damn rap, I'm gonna pass on a oh
No
I think they're coming in.
They are.
No!
Bro, he flashed me, guys!
Fogwap!
you missed by a mile I was flashed but wait I actually like CS no okay okay okay
I like CS I like CS bro because it's just you just spawn in and you just go
it's just dopamine it's just dopamine it's just a dopamine I love CS it's
just dopamine I love it and bro you know what good name little I like CS is
is um
nice
good work
just using the bombs
see y'all
see what do i like cs?
is because
here's why i like cs
is because um
if i die
it's like
okay i die to a flashbang
okay i die to a flashbang
okay i die to a grenade
you know what i'm saying?
valorant it's like
okay i die to a lizard
that has wings and
fire at my ass
it's just i understand
deaths you know oh in case it's a
case it's got a play tank overwatched
jinxed see twenty sixteen game of the
year and it's still big I am getting
carried though I don't want to get
carried my teammate seven and one
they're hard they're hard rushing a
it's already out all right we got a
call out that they're hard rushing a
that's a good call
From where we did?
Palace.
And bottom. Two bottom.
Oh, my baby palace too.
No, he's right there.
On my side, near eight. We all got off.
Wait for the plant wait for the plant play like seeds wait for the plant play like seeds
on a satan
Play like seeds wait for the plant planting planting now we walk up
It's just like CS is not a hard game CS is not a hard game CS is not a hard game CS is
not a hard game I haven't played in too much
I haven't played it to much, see that's just not hard!
Playing King Dengar.
Come on WAP!
Bro we're at, we might actually go to Kino's suite these guys.
Bro but I wanna know what rating I'm in.
What rating am I in?
What rating am I in, you know?
Okay y'all are saying NA, NA.
What rating am I in?
Copper I mean guys it's I haven't played in two months y'all
9k na
It's actually is 9k good. What's only what it's only I want to pass on it
Yo, CS is not hard bro, R6 is way harder yo.
You just have to pick me up, that's all you got to do.
Just pick the bomb.
I'm
Gideons peak and it's a short today
What is only 25 25k
He said by him
15k chat what is um what is talk
There's all there
I
Zandy's he cheered 100 bits. Hi, Jinky-Poo. I love your cute face
Stop going in front of me you shit
I like CS. Oh my god. It's so simple. I love it. I love it. I love it. It's such a pure game
It's such a pure game. It's so pure. It's so pure chat. So pure
Shed is there cheaters in this?
I'm not trying to go through a part.
Shed is there cheaters in this?
Maybe.
Aw, really? Damn, that ruins it.
Siege has the same problem.
I should get in a little bit of a CS grind
now that I have Premiere.
Oh my god, I got a scout right here.
Oh my god. Yo.
I'm telling you, bro.
I'm telling you, if you're a R6 champ, CS is built for you.
See, I'm not going to repeat, because he knows, see, this is like R6 habits.
I'm not going to repeat, because he knows.
But now I will.
Hey, Jinx, see, thanks for always inspiring me to do better, also, I tore dips on your
mouth.
I'm sorry.
Chad, I was...
I overheated.
I overheated.
I overheated.
I overheated.
I overheated.
I don't...
I overheated.
Nice! Where'd he get the kill too?
Yo, I got MVP! I got MVP!
Oh, see guys, the reason why I didn't play CS anymore was because I didn't have Premiere, bro.
We should see if we can pass Onee, bro.
I don't think Onee's good.
I don't think he's good.
I bet I had better game sense, but I bet he has better aim, bro.
I don't think Onee's good, bro.
It's about discipline too, you need to be a good CS player, you need discipline, you need discipline.
If this guy dies, I'm gonna re-take a spot.
Can you not stand right in front of me though?
And then, he sits on me every day through six cheered 100 bits.
Any drinks, see I've been watching for a while and I really enjoy your content.
Keep the top.
Yo, why are you knifing me, Logan?
Logan, why are you knifing me to 30 health, bro?
What the fuck was that?
That kid's one of my viewers, mods, crossband, Logan.
Why are you knifing me to 30 health, you fucking weirdo?
Logan why did you do that I blocked him no he blocked me he blocked me guys bro
we should open cases tonight ah no no I gotta do the gala I gotta do the gala
bro all this makes me miss yes and I have premier
The CS is such a pure game. Such a pure game, bro. Such a pure game.
You earned everything shared 100 bits. Jinx, see are you still doing the loot spreading ASMR to...
Uh, ban him.
Chad, I have an important question about op. You guys know I... whenever I want to cancel my scope, I have to double scope.
Is there another way to do it?
You see what I'm saying?
They're a bait, they're a bait.
Keel, thank you, thank you chat.
Oh my god, thank you chat, thank you, thank you, thank you.
One mid.
Mid.
Blowing the lead, no, no, no, no, please, please, please.
What are you?
It's an amazing game. The publishers are terrible and your influence can change it for the better arc
You say arc
Chet if I'm late to this angle can he fry me off that you hold that you don't hear anything
See the thing about CS is momentum.
Oh no.
He might've ximous 12 cheered 100 bits.
Jinxed C, can you do a marathon where you beat Fortnite to save the world?
Guys, we might've lost.
Guys, we might've lost.
Guys, we might've lost.
Winner's League after CS.
Chat, we might've...
I'm not even kidding, we lost three straight.
Wait, why is that blocked off?
Ched, did you see that?
I
Go on again
Come pick up his gun what is he having?
My god, we're gonna lose this Wow
No, no, no, no, no, no, it was 7-0. Oh my god, we're gonna lose this
Oh my god, oh my god, bro
Wait chat maybe CS is hard
The line is pro is underscore f cheered 100 bits jinxed see been a long time viewer with over 3k hours watched
Just wanted to say thank you so much for being a good person and entertainer
Even with all the trolls people do everyone here loves you and keep it up when it's our next joke session
Chop in a force a close range engagement here. I have to get active
Which said this is CP. Oh, no, is this last round before swap
Yeah Bulldozer is fucking cheating now.
He said he's cheating?
He's trying to ray-chack him.
Wait, what do you mean ray-chack him?
Wait, what does he mean ray-chacking?
Why is Mike teammate saying that Boulders is rage hacking?
Cope? Okay, Cope.
Okay, okay.
From our team.
Check, Cope. Alright.
We can still win, we can still win.
We can still win, we can still win.
We can still win.
Cope, okay.
Pistol rounds are weird.
I'm gonna pre-aim this window and hope for the best
Nice Logan, I love you Logan actually
It looks like a plant, it looks like a plant.
How are y'all in, but I'm not?
How are y'all in, but I'm not?
How are y'all in, but I'm not?
I thought you guys were in the FUCKING SIDE!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Both have.
CUNATURES TWIN!
Mine's a plot shared 100 bits.
It's out of nowhere.
Also watch Markiplier beating 1020 mode video.
It's P-
Bro, chat, we're actually gonna blow this.
Are we sure this guy's not cheating?
He's 19 kills.
He was doing horrible.
I
Wait guys, are you sure he's not cheating
That palace what I'm looking at
Go beyond I don't know where my teammate just died from
Band Hunter cheered 100 bits funky junkie have a good day
C.S. is hard. Okay. Yep. C.S.
No.
Alright, we're still in the 7-7, save for op, save for op, save for op.
It's time to start op-crouching, boys.
But my teammates convinced he's cheating.
Are you sure?
Bro, but if he was ray-tracking, he would ace us every round instantly.
That's not how ray-tracking works.
We would just actually like
I don't think it's shared 100 bits
There is only one truth
The Lord Jesus Christ
Slow walk, slow walk
Guys, we'll make too much noise guys
Too loud
Too loud, too loud
Thanks for the AK
are you sure he's not cheating he's the only one doing anything on their whole
whole team.
Shadow, you sure?
He's the only one doing anything.
They're all shit besides him.
Ricky, 530 cheered 100 bits.
Can you stop screaming?
It's ruining my good session.
I'm gonna come mid late.
Cheater down.
The thing about the office if you miss one time it's over.
I killed the best guy.
Dude I think we lost guys.
Is this just how CSD is?
It was 70-97.
Is this just how this game is?
It was 7-0 and now it's 9-7. Oh my god.
We might actually be here a while.
How long do you smoke slasher in the same time?
Yeah.
It don't fucking matter dude, I mean they've got a god damn cheater on the top of their
fucking team who couldn't do a single god damn thing on the fucking game that all of
a sudden halfway through the fucking first round he decides to headshot everybody.
I hope to god people who fucking cheat in this game get the worst god damn death
that the god can ever fucking curse them with yeah it's up
I really don't want to sell this guy's premier elo
camouflage one hundred bits messy socks yep he was
he knows
This guy, he's kind of, you guys can say code but he's right.
This bulldozing guy wasn't doing anything at the start.
I understand a team coming back but it's just one guy.
not really like this guy's six and 13
oh no sponge Bob six nine one seven no cheered 100 bits would you ever play
We found escape three.
Where? Flanked?
Did I get flanked?
oh he's legit wait so our team was just coping chatter to me was just coping
guys no wait this challenge okay hold on this challenge all right I might have
it off more than I could chew here. Bro, it was 7-0!
Why did bloke just throw a Molly at me?
I'm in a good trade position like if somebody dies I can trade in.
These powers.
How do you know?
How do you know?
How do you know?
Don't peek. Idiot, don't peek. Don't peek.
Don't peek, he's not diffusing.
What?
What the fuck are you doing?
The jinxed sea love the steams bro ergoat.
We won, right? We won?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
How did we lose that?
I shot. I know, but it was instant. He instantly knew. It looked like he was pre-anime. It didn't look like he flashed.
It didn't look like he flicked! I'm not gonna lie! It didn't look like he flicked!
I threw it in the backpack!
Pogger, you're not in fucking 15, buddy.
Bro, this guy's not in a good mood.
of
death
of
death
of
Mando underscore 909 cheered 100 bits, 5 to 13 ginsks, see your hairline is receding.
How do you plant? How do you plant? How do I plant?
Oh no.
Oh no.
And you know what, chat, that's like the only map I know.
Wait, this might be the longest stream of my life.
And you know what, chat?
That's the only map I know.
Bro, you're telling me.
You guys have to understand how crazy this is.
We're winning 7 to 0 and we end up losing 13 to 7 and this guy has 29 pt.
W1Z cheered 100 bits.
He got a red.
Wait, this might actually- this might actually be hard.
I just have to win one game up from here.
Yup.
Guys.
Guys, I don't have like cases or skins.
This is like, this is not my main account.
This is like my, this is not the account
I ripped all the cases on.
Guides, no, this is so rough.
Guides, this is so rough.
Guides.
What do you mean, sus?
Bro, chat, what do you want me to say?
High-vives.
Chat, what do you want me to say, bro?
Do you think I'm a damagopper?
Why do you like soccer and football just be your self-use berm cell?
I started playing football slash soccer when I was 5 to age 18.
Shove that keyboard up your tight little ass.
Chat, what lake?
Am I gonna like be here?
No, no, am I gonna be here forever?
Wait, but no, it was just one guy.
The one guy had 30.
the one guy had 30
bro it was just one guy
the one guy had 30
bro but how did he have 3000 damage and the next closest had 1400
the math's not mathin' bro the math's not mathin'
how the fuck did he have 3000 damage and the next closest guy had 1400
Smurf? Maybe?
Because their team was ass it was literally just him their team was actually ass
Bro it was just him. It was just him.
SpongeBob6917 no cheered 100 bits. Would you ever play Baldur's Gate 3?
He's good at the- ah maybe maybe he's good at the game
Bro, but why is he so much better than everybody else?
Guys why is he not as good as everybody else?
Why?
Why did everybody else do no damage, but he did 3,000?
I'm calling Sons.
guys I'm calling sus guys should I get on my main and do um what's the mode
before premiere competitive and cases oh I miss cases okay maybe not cases
tonight but maybe tomorrow yeah maybe not cases tonight maybe tomorrow maybe not
cases tonight but maybe tomorrow
yeah guys this is all it has to be premier of course you got a red guys
because they is my play competitive competitive Slamiky
competitive Slamiky it has to be premier I have to win a premiere game
Bro, if that fucker didn't have 30 kills, we would have won.
Chat, I'll be down for a big case opening tomorrow.
Bro, but have I, didn't they like nerf our steam wallet into the ground?
Like, I swear we couldn't spend any money.
Our limit was like a hundred bucks a day.
Bro, is it still nerfed? So what, they nerfed cases?
cases they nerfed cases dude I have a feeling I could win a premier game I
just have to be more locked in you can only depot 100 at a time so I have I
He was 686 cheered 100 bits. I love you jinxed see
We have eyes so to do a $2,000 case opening. We have to save up cases for 20 days
Hi, guys dead ass
Why are CS and league like this where motherfuckers Q ranked and I don't accept it it actually pisses me off
more than anything. Why the fuck are you queuing ranks to not accept it? Actually, what the fuck is
wrong with you? Why do people do this? Stop queuing! Stop! Stop queuing! Stop! Wait, I'm 6K? Chad, is that
Not good.
Is 6K good?
People are laughing, it's bad.
Oh.
So chat, what's like the best?
Is it like 25,000?
What?
Oh 30K.
30K.
Oh, 6K is not good, huh?
Okay.
Not good, huh?
Okay.
Chat, it's in my placements though.
So maybe it'll swing around a lot.
Like maybe I could win this one
and go back to like 9K.
Road to number one.
No, I literally, I might do a marathon
where I just try to pass ONA.
I might do a marathon
where I literally just try to pass ONA.
What is ONA?
Is it 12K?
Is it 12K?
Is it actually?
15k.
Okay, but here's the question chat.
What's harder, NA or EU?
It's gotta be EU, right?
NA's lemmiki at everything.
I think NA is lemmiki at everything.
What's one game where NA's actually fucking good at it?
Just NFL?
I mean, what do we even do?
NFL and NBA
What do we do when we playing Kingdom Hearts? Is it literally just NBA NFL? Is that literally all we do?
For tonight yeah for nice pretty good, but I still think he used a stronger region at four night to though
We'll probably cod yeah
I'm not sure if I'm going to get it.
Fall damage in this game?
Oh, you're ass!
Get fucking turned on!
This is for you, Los.
Jack, did we plant?
I don't even know if we planted or not.
This is for you, Los.
Jack, did we plant? I don't even know if we planted or not.
Jack, should I save? Should I save? What should I do?
Chicken, jockey.
I've anti-fortured 100 bits.
Jinxed, seer, puny, pudgy, worthless beings, immoans, you arty.
Jack, save, save, save, save, save, save, save. Save?
Save? Save? Save? Okay, okay, I got it.
See, I'm being smart. I'm just gonna do what all of the pros do all the pros whenever I watch with on a as they say
He seems having walla
What what he seems having what how do you know? Yeah, right? Oh
My god, I'm saving a pistol. I thought I was taking my eco though. So that I was saying my eco though. No
Zero will not he's left wait don't buy don't buy got it got it so chat when by
lose say got it when by lose say chicken jockey
Garin 77 cheered 100 bits, suck jinxed C-Play Overwatch trusted better than rivals.
the rat spot. You're never gonna expect me in here. Re-aiming it. Oh it's Kyle again.
YOU'RE A FUCKING SNIPER!
Same shit again, my ass!
Uh, boys?
We might be here a while.
Okay, now I have a gun.
Boys, we might be here a while.
Boys, we might be here a while.
Well, eventually, if I keep losing, I'm gonna go down to like 2k.
And then what, am I gonna be going against like grandfathers?
Remember, this isn't the kill of house anymore.
Grandfather, if you ever step foot in Liverpool, you will be right hooked.
Cheers, lad.
I need out of the way.
This guy typed TTV.
I need out of the way.
Hi, boys!
You
Nice nice come on what no I'm on three
I
You're gonna be double
Whoa, that's a nice knife. What is that grampy?
I'm one of three and a Molly
Yeah, what is that?
Talon marble fade all we need to change 200 bits jinxed to York
Complexion is looking good, bro
Guys winning a premiere game of CS might be a lot harder than I thought
Guys winning a premiere game of CS might be a lot harder than I thought oh
No, somebody said Desmond Doss y'all one and three chill
100% headshot percentage wait what?
How?
Am I him?
Should I just hit the common spot?
Oh, headshot percentage is based off kills, not just every bullet fired.
oh headshot percentage is based off kills not just every bullet fire they're
never gonna expect it
they're never gonna expect it wallah
since you didn't do comedy night today
Watch Brown's Darth Maul's laughing poop.
Positioning.
Positioning and then I still fucking die!
Wait, hold up!
My team is dead!
Oh my god, I have the op. Alright, all of our comms are solved.
Wait, this game's like crack because there's no, wait, there's no downtime. You just keep
going. You just keep going. Oh my god, I don't have to spectate a lobotomite for three
minutes. Wait, this is like crack. You just keep going. You just keep going. I don't
You just keep going!
HOW ARE YOU RIGHT, BUNK GAME?
James Bond game is story
Joe Bart played it and loved it
bro
I gotta zoom in on that you're right
Shot come on walk 3v2 come on walk
Wait, you know what I like about CS it just keeps going you don't have to like wait that much bro
In Siege you got a 45 second prep phase and then you got a spectate you just go you go go go
We can win a premier game all right we could do this bro chill chill guys. I'm not Desmond Doss. I have two kills
Why does it look like he doesn't play first person shooter games question mark it's because
I use controller on every game I play, besides League. Which League doesn't even correlate.
You guys are going to see me on League after this. I'm the truth at League. Y'all haven't seen me on League in a minute.
Wait, what's that game called?
What am I contacting?
I'm sure they're just going A.
Why are you still up?
You're a Swing Sniper.
It's the same fucker!
Bro!
He's just slow walking though, guys.
I was walking loud because I thought nobody was near me.
Whoa, this is hard.
Skr underscore loves underscore jinxed see cheered 100 bits jinxed see have a horrible day you sperm head oh
It's called cat it's called working got it. All right. I'm gonna get good. I'm gonna get good. I'm gonna get good
We are all are all six of my best to Kyle are all six of my best to Kyle
Are you serious?
Are you using a trackpad try a mouse what is a trackpad? What is that? No, no, no, is it good?
I'm using a launch attack
Come on, what? We got this. I gotta switch up my strategies a little bit.
I feel like what I'm doing right now is not going well.
You want to lurk? I'll lurk harder. You want to lurk? I'll lurk even harder.
bro my team is just kind of like not good y'all
oh I'm better than you I don't see him but he sees me I don't see him but he
Oh, 43, 43, 43.
Chad, what is this?
Come on, what?
way this feels cool yeah this feels cooler bro maybe I'm the problem with the
team right now guys maybe I am dude maybe I'm the problem on a team bro just
Wait till I get on dust.
What's he doing? Am I doing something bad?
official underscore after cheered 100 bits please play the walking dead game by the
way I love you so much you have helped through tough times
Oh, it's called stealing a position okay.
I
Come on
Guys, it's not over till it's over, bro!
Guys, it's never over! It's never over!
Yo, let this!
Move it, move it!
That's not a tight mingle!
That's la peace. That's la peace.
That's a piece.
Come on, what?
I'm 99 cheered 100 bits.
If GD has a million fans, I am one of them.
If GD has 10 fans, I am one of them.
If Giddy has one fan, then that is me.
If Giddy has no fans, then it means I am no longer a mirror.
That's not beef!
If the world is against me, then I am against the world.
Bro, thank you, bro.
Hey, guys, guys, we're coming back!
Come on, guys!
Guys, we're actually coming back!
Here we go, this is the win!
It's only going to take two games to premiere.
Come on, who, uh...
Yeah, who just raided me?
Who just raided me?
Who just raided me, Chad?
Who just raided me?
Monkey?
Move out of my way, Ellie!
Come on, woo-wop!
Come on, woo-wop!
up chat come on guys we can do this we can actually get a win guys we might get
away to our second rate guys I don't know who rated me I'm so sorry I'm so
sorry guys one moment Dima Dima with the raid Dima thank you so much bro
it's my second ever premier game I haven't fun
W Dima man play numbers right Chandra we have to plan or them they have to plan
they have to plan they have to plan no wait did we get the kill we got the
guy Dima thank you so much yes I'm brand new to premiere this is my second
game my ultimate goal is to pass on a pixel 20 27 nice guys nice here we go
No!
I'm working on it.
All of this back to you.
You're not gonna tell us it's win.
There we go.
Shadow, my god, this is good. This is good. Guys, we're bringing it back.
Guys, we're actually bringing it back.
GameaboyousRex cheered 100 bits.
I love you jinxed, so you make my day every time I appreciate you.
Thank you, bro
Chattom trying hard right now
Guys, we're bringing it back slowly, but surely guys slowly, but surely we're bringing it back come on. We'll walk
I don't know the timing of this yet. Oh, that's not it. I'm dead
You're terrible
Can you shoot fire extinguishers in this?
Bro, it's not like Siege...
Chad, it's not like Siege where you can like break them with smoke.
Kyle, peek me.
I know you're right here, Kyle.
Throwing flashback.
my gorge tv cheered 100 bits jiddy do you ever let out a log in the toriolas then it gets sucked back up worst feeling
i'm dead now my timings messed up because i read that fucking message
I'm behind him, but I don't know if he knows.
Yeah!
We're pranked!
Guys!
We're gonna win!
Come on!
We'll walk!
Chad, it's not called camping, it's called playing, um, um, it's camping.
Guys, we're bringing it back.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
it's called playing um um it's camping guys we're bringing it back come on come on come on come on come on come on
check it hear me scope what does he even do bro i have six kills bro chill
go go go
dear london's call behind cheered 100 bits oh wow another jinsx
I tried to timing him. I tried to timing him
Nice guys, we'll look at work y'all
come on well right back I don't know how we run it back can we win our second
game they might only take two games
we're holding minutes to power play it wait so they're trying to plant I should
head over there yeah they're definitely trying to plant nice guys
Is Kyle still alive? Oh no, Mr. Aura himself.
Throwing smoke.
SpongeBob6917, no cheered 100 bits. Would you ever play Baldur's Gate 3?
Bro, I forgot my message 19 times. It's like it's glitched.
I'm in such a good spot.
Now I swing.
I swing.
See because, see, see, it's like Siege!
Like, like bro, it's like Siege!
Now I swing, because my teammate gets a kill,
so then they're worried about my teammate, and then,
ah!
Yes!
Come on, move up!
Wait, I'm re-branded today.
Keep it simple, keep it super simple.
Guys, remember the saying,
kiss, keep it simple, stupid.
Here we go.
Chad, what lobby is this? 6K? 6K? 6K guys? Come on, woo-wop.
Whoa, that looks like Locke from League. Who the hell is woo-wop? How dare you, bro?
How fucking dare you? How dare you? I don't know what time it is since
2022. My favorite streamer, Chad, can be annoying, but keep your chin up and ignore
the common chat I don't know the I don't know the timing guys I don't know the
timing of that oh nice bro I don't know the timing of it I don't know I don't know
the timing
movie three this is the most important round of the game this round oh my god
Johnson's the truth Johnson give me that Johnson Johnson's the truth if I was
First time I would shift walks to the other side, I would shift-
RIPs 1v2 for the boys back home, RIPs 1v2, come on, this can be my first premier win,
RIPs I need you to 1v2 kitten, oh they have diffuser, it's probably over, no?
Guys I didn't know the timing of it. I didn't know. I didn't know.
That boy meaty cheered 100 bits.
Jinx, see your complexion is looking good bro.
Whatever face routine you're doing is it bro?
I don't even know bro. I just go to sleep and then put on cream.
Come on rips are you even gonna try bro?
Yo that guy just collided.
So chapters always say okay, okay, gotta gotta learn it learning learning
No, bro, I messed up. I don't know the tight ming. No, I know it
I think Russian apps could be good
Who is that
I
Drifle cheered 100 bits don't stop almost him done
It's right here chat I know
bro it's a Coltrane's gunfight with a mach 10 why am I dead I knew I knew he was there
It's pre-fired to wall.
Oh, it's because I had it.
It's because I had it.
I got a wide swing in there because I'm standing on a default angle.
Now you're right, Shout.
I think I'm just gonna save for an op. Is that a bad Shout?
You saving for an op at bad Shout?
Mortic here cheered 100 bits.
Jinx him under when you gave me stride teeth in H.S.
I'm working.
Trade me at least, trade me, trade me at least.
I have an op, it all rides on jiddies.
I have an op, chat, I have an op.
It's just gonna come down to me having an op here.
Wait, winning? Okay, this is, alright. Winning a premiere game?
Garen 77, chaired 100 bits. Love your streams, Jinx, so you should try and overwatch it better than rivals.
Yo, chap. Right here, right now, is an opportunity. Okay? Listen, I'm down 6-9. It's time to just one-shot somebody mid and get the momentum.
Guys, remember in CS, it's all about momentum. I'm gonna give us the momentum. I'm gonna swing mid.
I'm sure you look like my grandmother's foreskin guys I'm shit I'm shit I'm shit you're a free
up bro guys you know what it was it wasn't brain delay guys it wasn't brain
delay it was um what's it called bro it wasn't that it was um bro what is it
All right chat when in doubt we're doing the jitty strap. We're doing the jitty strap chat follow me follow me
We're doing the jitty strap come on what
Jitty strap
No, this game's on. Okay, alright.
Bro!
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, I don't want the bomb though, guys. They keep giving it to me.
Guys, I don't want the bomb though. They keep force-feeding it up like that
He dropped to his AK and you walked right over the bomb bar
Yeah, maybe a leak or not leads. Yes, just not for me
Oh
Guys maybe I should just open cases yo chap maybe we just open a case and call it a win for the gauntlet
Rip is a key a flat
For you to have your own personal gauntlet on me
I can get a win y'all I just gotta get carried and that is can't sell this is our chance
just one run out so 5v4 let me lock it in
chat window just push with your team
chat window just push with your team
TATYPY1888 shared 100 bits, yo what's up bro you got me back into R6 again you've helped
Me too
Planner Bomb
Guys!
We can win this!
Yes! Come on! Bro, come on! It's not over! Chad, it's not over! Not over till it's over! Not over till it's over!
Yo, this Johnson guy is actually the truth.
I should have just took his AK. Chad, I'm so dumb. I should have just took his AK.
My hands are cramping.
Got my hands cramped on this game.
Ow, bro!
Ah!
Ah, guys, my hands!
Soyboy.
My team's actually so good.
Oh my god.
I actually love my team.
Oh my god.
I actually love my team.
Bro, I actually love my team.
Come on, Rips, come here. Come on, walk.
Oh my God! You guys are the best team ever!
You're legitimately a decoy.
Bro, I just want to, what I want to do is I should probably throw my body at someone.
my body at someone and then get traded. Come on guys, I can get my first ever
premiere win! I'll push you with Johnson. This guy's actually the truth. I like this
site so much, I feel like this is the best play.
of
the
death of
death
of
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Spongebob size 917 no cheered 100 bits. Would you ever play back this?
Wait hold up wait
I'm enough for my op anyways, but this game's not over
Reps 1v3 Reps 1v3 Reps 1v3, please
Reps 1v3 Reps, please. This is for my first premiere win
He's not case we what? Oh, it's not case. Oh, bro
Yeah, I thought he had case guys
No
Who died with the bomb who fucking done that shop was that?
Which done ass died with the bomb
Garen 77 cheered 100 bits. Hey jinxed. See you. Yes. We want to see player of the watch. I
died with the fuck
Okay, I need to get it off. I have light armor. I just need I need to crux the up
I have to get an upkill right now. I have to get an upkill right now. There's no other option
Guys, there's no other option I have to
How do you move that fast?
How's he moving so fast?
Did I kill him?
How's he moving so fast?
I don't know how they're doing this.
HOW ARE THEY MOVING SO FAST?!
You are a...
You are a...
You are a...
You are a...
You are a...
Kyle just typed in chat, where does Darth Maul get his shoes? I'm not even exaggerating. I knew he was stream slapping.
I knew he was stream slapping.
Howl just typed in chat where to start mucking the shoes.
Guys, guys, what the fuck.
Guys, are you serious?
I knew it, I knew it.
100 bits jinx see one is the stream keep either way
way. CS is really tough. Okay. Wow. What rank did I get? What's my MMR?
Gold equals win guys. I'm not gonna get a gold.
I need to play 10? Oh godly.
Guys, what should we do? Should we try one more?
Should we try one more? Alright, let me go tanko and get a granola bar.
Should we try one more?
Oh, I feel like we could win. I just gotta get carried.
Tweaks it should. 100 bits. Yo jinxed, so can you shout out Abu Adon.
Fox 0956 cheered 100 bits, get a job.
Banned hunter cheered 100 bits.
Who's the stunt bottom left?
Come on, wuh-wuh.
Chad, I think we do one more.
No?
Chad, I think we rip one more.
Yo, guys, let me say this, man.
Even though I'm getting passed around like a blunt,
I'm enjoying it.
I don't know, I don't know.
Like, dude, it's something about CS that's just like, who's this, who's robert, 18,000
premieres bro who's this chat who's this it is a bot are you a masochist what
is masochist chat what does that mean all right so right now the premier stats
Oh and to not back you go Dean
Don't join that oh 18k I'll probably get passed around like a blunt
Guys, okay, let's try one more if we go over three bro
Maybe we just say like CS is the first challenge in the god that we failed
But I think we can win I really do think we can win
I really do I'm not just saying that we've came close twice
Or do you guys made it just keep queuing till I win just keep queuing
Guys I can't do cases I have to buy them I have to buy them and it's not easy anymore
more guys it's not easy anymore it's not easy anymore I'll try to see what I can do
tomorrow for cases I'll try just keep going till I win
watch out it's a lamycki gauntlet if I if I can't win I you know ancient I'm
gonna do so bad on I've seen like dog play that map or I want to play dust
Wait, so you ban 3, right?
Chat, you ban 3, and then it's random?
Right?
Yeah, I feel like it's Lemiki if I get it.
I think I have to keep playing until I win.
Guys, I came close.
I came close.
And I think the more I lose, the- oh, I don't know this map.
Oh no.
Guys, I don't know this one.
Why is everybody typing G.H.
Bro, fuck!
I want dust man, I want to play dust so bad.
Well now's a good time to learn the math.
Oh, is this new?
Is this new?
New world!
Oh I played this, I played this.
I played this.
Stop screaming and trying there's a double door right here. I played this. There's a double door right here. Yep
Okay, I'll actually like this map all good chat
All right, I'm just walking too much. I'm gonna get more confident. I'm just gonna get I'm just getting more confident
A queer country man.
Guys, we got a lot of gauntlets left to do.
We gotta win a lead game after this.
Oh, where?
I got out of fat delay for that.
Because I'm gonna queue a game, and Warwick, and Yi, and Wukong are gonna get banned.
Like...
How pointy.
Wait, this is the ex-QC man.
Is that you?
I don't know how to talk.
Advice, can you forgot my talking after this?
I want to talk to my CS kittens I have a lot of smite for CS I'm not I won't I'm
not a big bothering guy but I like CS
What a flash
Oh I got you! Jack come on! Come on!
I got you!
Wait this is the I'm gonna Molly him map
hi buddy thank you thank you guys I like single-fire weapons I'm not good with
the AK thank you have us now push the top this is the execution map oh my god
I think these guys like they know where I'm at
Yeah, Jesse's like these guys know where I'm at
Is this breakable Jeff breakable breakable or no yo junko yo guys get guys can you hear me?
Bro guys, I'm not allowed to get off CS till I get one premiere when I'm over to right now
Is that mean you're getting off once you get to work?
Kenny Underscore, I saw you at 100 bits, page angst, CC.
Gotta go.
Should I do a save?
I have M4 now.
Never run it down.
Wait, I'm the truth.
Wait save, right? Save?
Save, save, save, save, save, save, save?
Oh yeah, I'm kind of the truth!
Guys, that was good aim!
Bro, but I lowkey baited, man.
Yeah, I remember that about CS. If you're near the vomit flow zone.
256 cheered 100 bits. Have a bad day.
Yeah, I'm basically just gonna keep Q-inch from here until I get a win. I'm open to right now, so I might tell y'all just fair warning.
It's okay, King. Don't worry.
Tall.
We got to get to the farm. Don't worry, bro. We got you.
The other is too mid.
Wait, you're trapped. We're defending, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay.
We're defending. We're defending. We're defending. We're defending. We're defending.
Okay, okay.
Bro, my aim's actually got a lock.
Bro, my aim's actually got a lock!
Oh, I feel like DUNK!
I
Am so good right now
We're learning we're learning bro here we go
I actually like this map
not fucking bad bro not bad nice guys it's low come on all right we're
looking good looking good oh my god I have the app yo okay after three games
you started to click a little bit here come on bro it's about timing this game
it's all about timing you got to actually be in flow state for this shit
It's all about timing
It's a timing game you got to get you got its time shit crash
Do it I dare you I triple dog dare you
Kenny underscore I saw cheered one under bix jinx see all my faff can we want
it's a good shot man fuck that's a good shot here we go
I'm in a bad bad positioning
This is the top part now.
Yes!
First win!
Come on!
Fuck, here we go.
Oh!
Wait, wait, when I swap I lose it forever?
We what?
Yeah, I thought you could have multiple guns in your inventory, bro. I thought you got multiple guns
Somebody's got minus one. Oh, I thought you could have multiple guns in your inventory, bro
Dan ski one shared 100 bits page in C. Do you remember me from comedy night? It stands your Dan
Yes, Dan. I actually do
You were the guy that said do you remember me at the start of every joke
I got a walk more oh that would have been like a jump shot come on
I feel like
Nice guys there it is!
Bruh I feel like duck, I feel like duck.
Somebody said PIMPSEW.
56 chid 100 base get a job.
Chad what is pimple? What is pimple?
You're a terrorist, win.
We're ready, we're ready to enter the...
Dammit.
Dog isn't an opera.
Oh, who's a good opera?
Chad, who's the best opera of all?
I like the opera.
Guys, I'm not good with recoil.
Oh, it's simple. Simple's the best opera.
Dude, it's something about the opera just turns me on, man.
It's I-Wolf.
Come on, first premiere win. This could actually be it. We just can't choke again.
Check her.
Nice.
I smoke banged him
No, that's even
Come on that look like I hit him
That look like I hit him
Oh my god, I feel like that should have been a triple
Okay, this game's like crack. I'm not gonna lie. This game is a crack bro when you accidentally had good shots
What?
One pixel.
My only goal in CSGO is to pass your premiere ranking.
That is my only goal.
I'm going to pass one, chat.
Joe, what is that?
It's a tree.
Smoke.
Throw in the grenade.
It's just a flicky.
The other one.
All they? Word.
Come on.
It's done a girl here shit one hundred bits lost to us
Moa
Give me my fucking win come on. That's why we don't give up this way don't give up
guys what is this pimple shit stop calling me pimple pimple with a one
bro and it's not even like a lamyki win like I'm actually helping bro it's not
even like a lamyki win I found my playstyle I'm just gonna opt man
Chad I've got my playstyle I cannot control the recoil at all that's my
And I'm not even that bad with pistols, it's just SMGs.
Jinx T underscore is underscore mine, underscore chaired 100 bits.
Three to thirteen jinx is evape fate.
Now I overheated! Fuck! I overheated! Oh my god!
Black 14 kills. I'm actually gonna pull out my penis. Lower sense? I don't know how to get
him flicky. My god they're like throwing shit at me. Okay this guy's more dangerous than me. I don't even care. I just want to win, I just want to win. First Premier win. First Premier win right now guys. I like this map only.
what when it said catch I was confused but I remember playing it actually now
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Danski one cheered 100 bits, comedy night when loser Ritsumi Danski remember me.
They should have a final kill cam. No, I wish she was kill cams. Oh behind me
Damn, how'd y'all know?
Bro, I feel like they should have no
Yeah, you think you'll get to be bad you think I feel like you can't be good
Kenny underscore I saw cheered 100 bits. Oh, it gives away info my friend streamer can be one
It gives away insult. Oh my god, that's so smart
Chatter you and think about that guys
Well, it does yeah, yeah
Come on what?
Wait, I'm in smoke.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, don't try me to smoke.
I'm in smoke though.
Am I confused?
But I'm in smoke, guys.
How?
He was behind me?
Never go full scope.
You saw your gun.
Oh!
Look at you.
Two, seven, nine, eight, 100 bits.
Freeze, play Apex again, Tobi.
Bro, this guy's a go-jump, EFV.
I'll play Apex again soon.
I'll play Apex again soon.
I will. But this time, when I play,
I'm gonna play solo, so I play in, like, low lobbies.
I'm not gonna play with good people.
Because if I play with good people, I just get passed around like a joint.
But I need to have a delay, too.
delayed to check this is our win all right I can't joke this you're the guy to
go to the guy to go Joe name
don't do it bro I said don't do it
I'm getting so what I think I think I'm getting sold two and ten can guys two and ten can oh
oh no chat oh where I have no up
I have no off okay this is gonna be
oh god this is gonna be scary now
I have no off dude
Oh, I just made so much noise.
Fuck it, what would dog do?
What would dog do?
I don't mind that gunfight.
I'll take that gunfight because 10% of the time I'm getting a headshot there.
10% of the time?
Oh my god, we won.
I love my team.
I love my team.
Well, no. Okay. I don't want to jinx it.
Wait, that's not even a bad idea. Oh my god. I have like 20 mango carts in there.
Jack, fares for the rest? Oh no, but then that counts fall guys in Fortnite. No!
Never mind. Cause then that counts fall guys in Fortnite. No! League, sure, or not League. Yeah, League and CS, sure.
League and CS sure, but not Fall Guys. Fall Guys in Fortnite, I'm gonna lose a lot.
I haven't played Fall Guys in so long. Good work, team, that ass.
Okay, so chat. If I'm not mistaken, this next round is the most important round in the game,
right? Because eco, resets, and it's all pistol. This is the most important round, right? Right
here this next round
have to lock in all right we need to win this this is gonna be the dub if we get
this round if we lose this round just start typing the prey
zero mr. 555 no I don't know how to do that pageal here's a tip to win just get
the ball in the net hope that helps roll how backed up yes like three hours
How do I drop it?
How do I drop it?
D?
How do I drop it?
How do I drop it?
Whoa!
I wanna do that, I wanna do that.
Wait, that was so cool.
Oh my god, that was so cool!
Chad, I jumped on his head!
That was so fucking cool!
that was so sick guys I jumped on his head hold for the rotate maybe that guy's
terrible I know I'm bad but that guy's horrible said I was holding for the
rotate I know I'm bad but that guy's terrible that's called a boost okay oh
Oh, I remember learning that. I think Squishy taught me that.
Vardas has cheered 100 Bricks.
Can you count Vardas and pin him so closely, please, Dada?
No, they don't have time, right? They don't have time?
Bro, but why are you peeking in a 1v1?
Why are you peeking?
Bro, why?
YES!
YES!
YES!
oh my god how do you know how do y'all know it had no time how did y'all
already know ahead of time I don't see the timer anywhere it's because of the
beeps it's because of the beeps he had no kid
How do y'all know though?
Which I look, now I'm gonna boost.
I'm gonna boost, watch, I'm gonna be a good teammate.
I did it, did I do it?
Did I do it?
I did it, bro, I did it!
Oh my god, I did it!
Okay, this is it, this is it.
Ruffin scruff cheered 100 bits. Hey, Nick, it's your marine buddy, Brett. Just wanted to give you an update. Everything is going good.
Did you see the top of that guy sent to you?
Two hundred.
I'm through the bomba. I'm through the bomba.
Hi, what? Yes, Brett. I did. I got it in ammo. I love you, baby.
Alright, what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna talk, and if they try to defuse, I'm gonna poke out.
Nice.
Nice, man!
Drop an AK.
How do I do that?
How do I do that?
Just like that?
Just like that?
Did I do it right?
I threw it too far away from him.
Oh my God, I'm gonna do it.
oh my god I'm gonna do it 19 and 9 chat was not expecting to drop a 20 bomb
today
14 hundred bits since in a few bangles giving damper baby caneers the belt
week one
I
Can get the hang of this CS thing. Oh my god, I want to not double one tap. Where's the bomb a
Double one tap come on
Check out double on tap 21 and I
What is back I don't know what that is
Bros banks dude, I played like shit the last two games. I just went off this game
Bro 21 and nine in my third premiere game
Underscore
What is the difference between high-vives and
High-rise doesn't go 5 to 13.
Throw on the left side!
One Z, probably.
come on wow that's on me chat I think we're gonna win this round though that's
That is on me though.
That's on me guys.
Yeah, right on site.
Yo!
WOLLA!
This game is fun!
SHOT!
Wait, left-handed.
LEFT-HAND LIKE GENO!
PLEASE!
Okay, that was Aura.
Left-handed?
Are you kidding me?
That was actually Aura.
Boys, I just want to say it's been a pleasure, man.
Let's close this.
That was actually aura
Boys, I just want to say it's been a pleasure man. Let's close this out. It's my first ever premiere win guys
Press H to left hand. Oh my god, so Chad if I'm ever peeking like this do that, right?
What would don't you?
What would don't you?
Not bad.
Heaven site.
Plank bro. Plank.
I had a bomb!
Chat, what did I... I had a bomb?
I had a bomb.
See.
Yeah guys, my awareness isn't really that good bro.
Bro, hearing in CS is way different than seeing each other.
The CS audio is different.
I wish I- dude, 1v1.
This is- if he wins this, this is my first ever Premier W.
We'd be 1 and 2, which is not that bad.
He's gonna be camping diffuser, actually.
Poison, we did it!
First ever Premier win, and I win 22 and 11!
Let's go!
oh my god nice one gg's guys gg's good night dude oh my god I actually did it
guys my first ever CS Premier win jungles cogs cheered 100 bits stopped
complaining it's a skill issue I did it guys I did it it is now time for the
next game on the continent. CS, this is not the last of me. I'm gonna pass on a
pixel 2027 and we're probably gonna get back addicted to opening cases again. Not
gonna lie that was that was peak. CS is just ooh okay the headshot I don't have
the headshot noise and CS dude when I got the double one tap with the AK I
actually wanted to come in my pants actually wanted to come in my pants I'm
not even kidding okay next game on the gauntlet we won a game of CS high buys
updated there are now three games left which are probably gonna be the three
hardest games we have win a league of legends game win a fall guys game win a
fortnight game I think fall guys in fortnight are gonna be the hardest so
we're gonna do league first now for league we're gonna have to add a fat
ass delay. Gavin to 6347 cheered 145 bits react to unstable SMP. We're gonna have to
add a fat ass fucking delay, yo. A fat ass delay.
We need to add a fat ass delay, bro. A fat delay.
15 minutes delay.
We have to win a game of League of Legends, a game of Fall Guys, and a game of Fortnite.
We're going to go in order of difficulty.
So we're going to go League of Legends, then Fall Guys, then Formate.
I hope to God I don't get ghosted by streams in the night first, but we're going to see
what happens.
Holy gauntlet, boys.
Holy gauntlet, boys.
Playsucundicecourt cheered 100 bits.
When is the Elden Ring stream?
DLC?
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
Chat?
Win a game of League.
Now, chat, as y'all boys know, you guys haven't seen me play League in a long time since the
Silver Marathon.
Your boy has been playing League every morning and every night for the last month.
Here are my recent matches.
Chat check my matches to read.
10 and 8 we lost, 5 and 7 we lost, 13 and 3 victory, 19 and 5 victory, 4 and 8
we lost, 16 and 2 victory, 12 and 1 victory, 14 and 9 victory, 5 and 0 victory.
19 and 4 loss.
As long as I don't get a demonic psychotic team,
we got this.
As long as I don't...
Our current rank chat is one...
We got a game in 4 seconds.
Should I decline this?
I don't even know what to do.
Oh no.
If I see a Yi Warwick now...
again like he isn't gonna open a ton of packs in fc 27 my grandma with arthritis is better at
fee for than you yo hi guys turn off tts it's so delayed guys okay next thing next year okay listen
if these fuckers ban yee and warwick i'm gonna lose it if they ban yee and warwick i'm gonna lose it
it. One went off silver three. Come on. This is my silver three
rank up game. One went off silver three. Yes. No sleep
snipes. Lock in. Come on. Come on. Guys. This game right here.
I believe I'm silver four like 95 LP. If we win this we're
silver three lock in oh my god oh my god now check here's my off here's my
opti-g or no 77 I'll be never mind we're like two wins off Chad here's my
up bro here's my up I do I've been dropping Mbps left and right Chad I
hope I can play good in front of y'all I have dude I haven't he wants you
league in a minute it's hey jinxed you remember me from comedy night it
stands key then yes I do then yes I do check hi what's guy doing check hi
What in the fuck bro?
It's like peace?
What the fuck?
It's like peace?
Oh my god they have an emumu.
I literally, oh my god I hate emumu so much.
Oh my God, I hate Amumu so much.
It's, I think I despise Amumu more
than anything in the entire game.
All right, so here's what's gonna happen.
If this Amumu ars me, I just physically lose.
So I have to like not fight him.
I actually hate playing against a fucking Amumu.
What is co-
What the fuck?
Bro, what the fuck is he doing?
Alright, lock in.
Chad, this is my silver 3 game.
Oh, they have a Jax too!
Chad, I'm not even kidding.
This is the most disgusting team comp I've ever went in against.
Of course, the one time I play League on stream, okay, they have a Bronze 4.
Oh, the Emumu's Bronze 4.
I'm gonna maug him.
Chat, the one time I play League on stream, I'm playing against a Jax and an Amumu.
So, counters autoing, counters autoing.
I could definitely gank the Silas a lot.
This is gonna be a- er, the Ash a lot.
This is gonna be a top to bot full clear and I'm just gonna repetitively gank ADC.
Alright, we're gonna ward this bush.
I have to play perfect. This is a horrible team comp against yee
Amumu Jax is like actually unbearable
We have Renekton top cat mid
way Senna
Chella get off fast my clear time is now guys. I've been grinding look at this
I don't know, I messed up that my kite a lot but that was actually a horrible.
Alright Lockhand let's go.
We're playing against an Amumu and a Jax, which is probably my two most hated operators or champions.
Don't go crit this game.
Well, I just need to get the- I just need them to be behind.
Right, I just need them to be behind.
Watch out for Leona if you gank bot, yeah Leona is going to be disgusting as well.
Leona is like a tank bro.
I think my only angle to here is just killing the Ash though, I'm not going to lie.
I mean killing Jax with um, is Jax's spin his- yeah the Illum is already cooking.
Everytime I bl- Wait, he ganked.
Hold up.
Is he going right to Scott?
Hold on, I can actually double Scott him.
Amumu just ganked?
My teammates are already dead as always.
Wait, Amumu just ganked, so I can actually double Scott him, I think.
He's gonna be late to his camps now.
He just wasted like 5 seconds.
I could definitely double Scott the Amumu.
W?
Perfect Scott timing. 255 clear. Jack, 255 clear, not bad.
I could double Scott the Emulminer.
I don't want to fight the Sinus. Yee is the worst champion in the game in the first five minutes.
Double scut double scut double scut. Come on
There it is
Katarina's dead again
We can't back we have to be early to this we're gonna back after wrong
We're gonna back after ground
Caterina just typed in all chat. Okay, so just a
Caterina said okay, so just a jungle gap. I
Love it. Um have no awareness die get ganked blame jungler
Gotta hate this fucking role sometimes. I
Swear, I feel like I'm like a dick. I feel like I'm managing a daycare
Well, no, it's not a jungle gap. I have 24 more CS than him
You're just literally like probably you're probably a level 500 silver player
Cat is right but that's not a jungle gap.
I'm just out-sressing him and he has no awareness.
Have no awareness, die, blame your jungler.
Be silver for 9 years.
Have no sense of accountability and then stay in the same rank forever.
This game is not for the weak-minded, bro.
have no sense of accountability and blame everybody and then watch what happens you're
never gonna improve. I can't fight anyone in the first five minutes I'm literally like
a I'm not tanky I'm a pussy if you steal this grump I swear to god I'm running it
it down. I swear to god I'll run it down if you steal this fucking drone. Perfect back.
Top to bot, we're gonna look on Skutt. Actually I don't know, I could actually, I think Amumu
was gonna go dragon so I could actually invade his topside maybe yeah this is
Katarina report cat please another pig with no accountability thank you fucking
despise you for you being gapped question mark yep yeah that's why you're
dying bro I'm gapped I'm gapped that's why you're dying no awareness piece of
shit
fucking hate you
so I'm how am I gapped in six minutes doesn't make sense you're just running
it down bro I'll show chat in a second let me let me scroll my map over
disgusting fucking pig
I'm gonna be late to my camps though
Where's my fucking OBS?
There it is.
Here now you guys can see chat and it covers map a little bit for the snipers.
Moomoo's here again.
Moomoo's here again.
I have some fucking awareness, bro.
Fucking piece of shit.
Like I'm gonna gap him? I just need to get my crit going.
I can't, I'm a useless champion for 10 minutes. I'm a useless champion. Stop fucking typing to me.
Ash looks like a freebie. Hold up, this could be a gank. This is probably a gank.
This is a fucking gank.
What?
Is she gonna come up?
She is.
This is a gank.
I need this.
I need this.
Yeah bitch!
Yeah bitch!
Talk to me now, cat!
Talk now, cat.
Fucking loser piece of shit.
If you actually do damage to your mid lane or I can gank him, but you're too much
to realize that. Yeah, keep talking Gap, bro. Keep talking Gap. I'm gonna carry you
too. You're gonna blame me and then I'm gonna carry you. You're gonna blame me
and I'm gonna carry you.
Scott into... Okay, no, no. Back into Grubbs. Back into Grubbs. Talked about
There I hate you genuinely
You shouldn't have
Your hard stock I'm levels I'm level 60
Bloop
I'm hard stuck but I'm level 60.
I'm hard stuck but I have 5 mvps in my last 7 games but yeah I'm hard stuck.
I can't wait to carry this guy.
Hey that was all tap?
Yeah, I'm a hard stuck level 60 player. You got me, bro.
How am I gapped? I'm CS-mogging him. We both have a kill.
How am I gapped? I'm CS-mogging him. How am I gapped?
Actually, how am I gapped? How am I gapped?
I'm CS-mogging him. What are you saying?
Do you even like-
Can't gank this, they're under turret.
I could go scut into grubs.
Scut into grubs.
Maybe scut into back into grubs?
Cause I can complete Kraken Slayer?
I probably shouldn't have smited that.
Ah, nah, because I'm quicker on my back.
I actually shouldn't have backed there, it's all good though.
So three losing lanes, pig mid laner typing.
Alright, we got our work cut out for us, but this is why this game is great, because
now it's time to 1v9.
Losing lane, losing lane, losing lane.
So we're just gonna have to 1v9 here.
It's gonna start with the jacks game I think.
Oh wait, use the spin!
Hold up!
Use the spin!
Use the spin!
Does he have another one?
How does it work?
Well, I just wasted my R and that's game over.
Yup, I just lost.
I just lost.
FUUUUCK!
It's a rumor might chase me down Oh, he flashed, okay, okay, I was gonna be
like how fast is this guy?
Chat, I think R for Flash is worth.
Yeah, R for Flash is worth.
Cause I get my R in 40 and he gets his Flash in like 5 minutes.
Kat just typed another one.
And then Silas typed a question mark.
Oh, I want to put my hands on this guy in-in game.
Cat's blaming me for his lack of awareness and skill.
Report Cat.
It's still us wrong.
Still, let's just put a question mark so that means um that means Katt just did something
like brain dead and then he's blinding me because why else would still let's put a question
mark.
No, get away from this Amumu.
Get away from this Amumu.
Get away from this Amumu.
I shouldn't have backed actually.
This most demonic game of League I've ever played in my life though because they
They have Amumu and Jax and then of course my mid laner is just a pig.
Of course, yeah that's his dragon, I cannot contest.
I could try to gank Jax but Renekton's still behind, he can't even help.
Am I ganked Silas or is that Senna?
Wait, why did I gank the fed player?
I forgot my pig mid laner fed him so I can't gank him.
Why would I gank the fed player?
I don't know what I'm doing honestly.
And that's game.
That's game, that's game, I just lost.
Why would I gank the fed player?
I don't know why I did that.
Jack, can I just going?
Wait, actually?
I could have won that?
Really?
Oh, that would have been a big kill.
But I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I could have won that.
It's a typical Katarina player.
Bro, it's just like a typical laner in Lo'Illa.
He's dead again.
How are you fucking dead every time you respawn?
How are you that every time you spawned in?
The Celts are chasing me down.
Woo! Woo!
teammate creates a nuclear bomb I have to deal with it now.
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Yes man!
teammate creates a nuclear bomb I have to deal with it.
Yup! Vote FF at 15. Classic.
Classic.
Vote FF after inting piece of shit.
I missed my smite cuz I was typing.
Cat, you better help. Cat, you better help. Cat, you better help.
I missed my smite cuz I was-
I missed my smite because I was typing.
I missed my smite because I was typing.
Wow, this is disgusting.
We can still win this.
like perfect. Wait, Chad, did she not help intentionally there? Still, as she said, cat,
are you okay? I'm going to check out this guy's profile right after the game. I'm going
predict over under level 300 I'm gonna say over under level 300
Yeah, her mid laner that she's going against, the stillest is literally saying you're like
she's like trolling, but the scary part about it is like she probably is like a real person.
I think the average human just cannot handle League so their head explodes.
So now she's just gonna be like, you know, a piece of shit for the rest of her life on
the week.
I wanna gank this still, but Kat's not gonna help.
Yeah, Kat's not gonna help.
Yep, Kat's not gonna help.
Yep, keep finishing those minions.
Keep finishing those minions, bro.
Keep finishing those fucking minions.
spamming that FF every five minutes how do you deal with this I mean I guess I
just have to be like I don't know how I'm supposed to I have to be like so much
better than the other team to win this I reported her so I can't even hear her
messages anymore thank God
from the thing is these guys are so bad we could win
just over man
yep there's the second ff vote I just want to put my hands on this guy
just keep voting that fact I swear to God if you guys have fast like I don't
I don't know if I can play this game I don't know if I'm in the headspace right
now for this wait the Silas is always dead here the Silas is always dead
here he's literally always dead here
that's a shut down that's a fucking shut down come here Ash she won't some of this
stick?
GO VIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
And it's 1v9 time.
Now we lock in!
I don't even know what to do.
We can't I'm huge though. I am I am huge. I just gotta shut down. I need like
The silas is their only problem and cat created a nuclear warhead that we all have to deal with now. I
Don't think we look drag here, bro. I think a moomoo just our stuns and we permalose. I
Don't think we do this. I don't think we do this
They're not on it though. They're not on drag
We can force it now. We're gonna lose
This is a moomoo arge is too strong. God I kind of want to force it.
This is a moomoo arge way too strong. I can't.
Can we 3v1 kill us?
Trying to peel the Santa here. Can we 3v1 kill us?
Help me, send a help, send a help.
Ah, he's too big, can't fight him.
What is anti heal like what do you mean what build should I do
We have this this ash overstayed
This ash overstayed this jacks could die. Why don't we just run to the bush for the ash?
Why don't we just run to the bush for the ash?
Mortal reminder, mortal reminder, okay.
Chad, don't do Lord Dominix regards.
Fuck it, this is winnable.
Come on, lock.
Having said that I can't help you, you just have to run.
Way back.
So what is it, Mortal Reminder, okay.
20 to 7, how does this always fucking happen when this guy's just taking in?
This ass could be a kill. I could kill this ass if this cat baits him up more. Yeah. Yeah, come on come on come on
It's to kill this to kill
Oh, yeah, hello, how's it going? How you doing?
The Silas is the 9,000 pound elephant of the room though
Oh, no he's coming around to me, actually no he's not.
Don't do Lord Dominic's regards
I'm just gonna send a chat
Kim see LDR is more damage we need Huey for example to buy anti heal oh
It's gonna be interesting
Yeah, it's just this this big cat arena that makes this really hard. I
Can kill this jacks. I
Gotta start killing everyone this jacks is mine. Nah, but
Wait, we kill jacks hold up hold up we turn this we not turn this oh no, okay, they're full out
I'm gonna miss you it's like all the chuds. It's like all the chuds
I could gank this Ash again, I'm gonna keep ganking this fucker.
Ash is like my only gold deposit here.
I could gank this Ash again.
Oh no, Leona showed.
Did Leona fall back?
Did Leona fall back?
Did Leona fall back?
That's another disgusting fucking character.
Wait, Silas is dead!
Come on!
Yes!
Wait, what?
Nice.
Nice.
Oh my god, that's so big.
Boys, that's actually huge.
Silas is out of the game for 45 seconds, and we got a shot down.
That's the only player.
Wow.
This is wonderful.
Jax?
Hmm, his Q is just so annoying.
Cat over Shade.
Wait, wait, what if they chased her?
What if they chased Cat?
or chase cat wait wait hold on 3d1 3d1 the jacks come on 3d1 the jacks come on
I could kill this Ash bro. This Ash is such an easy kill.
I shouldn't have did that.
That's what I smile at.
111 voting to FF. Somebody should beat the shit out of this guy in-game. Somebody should
literally just beat the fuck out of this guy. Come here, Jax! Come here, Leona! Amumu are...
God if you play I'm gonna know you're such a pissy
Could they end could they end could they end could they end
Connections alive
Run back. Why would you fight now?
They can't end I have item to they can't end unless these guys die
I said the Master Yi, yeah but at least with Master Yi I have to like 1v9 bro.
With Amumu you're just a cock.
You just click R and then just have your teammate kill everybody.
Amumu's just a cock champion.
Yo, I could kill Ss, almost maybe.
Yo.
Why is movement insane on this champion?
You could just like...
This little...
Bro, they can't end.
can end it's gonna get interesting if I get full build bro if I get full build
it's gonna get really interesting
I mean that can't be...
Don't know what Senna's doing?
Yeah, they're gonna end the game here.
Retreat, retreat, retreat, retreat!
It's gonna be interesting.
Can't end.
I forgot to press 6, oh my god.
Oh they got Baron, this looks pretty over.
This is probably over.
Can I get this wave?
Can I get this wave?
I don't want to get like chained, PCed.
How could we win?
Silas just sells?
I just, he's not really doing it.
Hook, I need like Renekton to engage.
I need somebody to just land a crazy R.
Senna, I mean we just, we just are Senna. Interesting.
Look at what Kat's doing.
Give me not, notepa. Like just make them win the game please.
Give me not, give me not.
Why?
Why would you vote to FF?
Why not make them end the game?
Yeah, we're going to be here a while.
Katarina, Bort's kitty cat.
Of course, this guy's gamertag.
view profile, match history,
two and 12, 17 to 12, 25 to 16.
Oh, so he ends a lot.
I wanna see his op though.
How do I see this guy's level?
I wanna see how much years this guy's had on the game.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I think I just sold
when I tried to fight Silas with just Senna, I guess.
That was like probably the biggest moment.
What's this fucker's name?
Bort's Kitty Cat, Jesus Christ.
I just want to see like what level he is.
Normally when somebody types that much, they're like level 900.
It's just right away.
It's like right when the game starts.
Right when the game starts, my teammates just one in five
talking about jungle gap.
It's like, all right, I shouldn't even respond.
I don't even know why I'm responding because then it's just like, then, then I died typing
doing one time.
How do you see broken this shit refresh?
He's level 167.
Oh, that's not that terrifying.
Oh, this is him. Somebody found him.
Bort's kitty cat.
45% one percentage. So he's literally just horrible at me. Okay.
45% one percentage.
Let's do 60 games though.
His one percentage on cat is 43%.
How do I see this though?
Click update.
I just want to bomb it on my desk.
It's like, it's just how do I deal with like this much like mental like fortitude.
I don't have this much mental fortitude, bro.
I can't deal with somebody going one in five spamming.
Alright, okay. He's level 170. He's been playing League of Legends since season five.
He's been bronze since 2023, and he's silver four zero P.
So he has been bronze since 2023.
He was gold like in the Stone Age.
So he's been bronze since 2023.
Yeah, so I'm just going to compare my op to this guy's op. He's had one MVP in his last 10th, 10th, 10th, 9th.
He's had one MVP in his last 12 games. He had one MVP in his last 12 games.
I've had one, two, three, four, like five or six MPPs in my last 12 games.
What a disgusting piece of human garbage.
So what is lap lapis?
How do you do?
How do you play this game?
How?
How?
How are you supposed to play this game?
I'm like, I don't care if you're going to lose your lane.
I really don't care.
like inting your lane going 2 and 12 and then spam typing it's like bro how do
you play this game
how are you supposed to do this
by pressing play bro but maybe I just get a beer I don't know what to do I'm
I'm just getting harassed by a guy that's inting.
Bro, but the motherfucker is one and...
Come on, like, why are you killing if you're not gonna accept?!
God, this shit's rage bait, and then you finally get into a game after 10 minutes and then it's a remake.
If you're gonna queue ranked, be ready to play.
What do they do? Do they queue and then start jerking off?
What the fuck do they do?
Actually, they do they queue and then immediately load up browsers.
How is there five declines in a row?
I'm getting a beer, I'm getting a beer, I'm getting a beer, I'm getting a beer.
Rammus double ban, this guy could be on G, can you swap, can you swap, can you swap?
Thank you.
What did I say?
I said Rammus, Double Band, this guy might be on Yi.
And...
Alright, Warwick, I'm not as good with, but we'll see what happens.
I'mma get a beer.
I need to get a beer.
I need to get a beer.
I need to get a beer.
I need to get a beer.
Come on, walk.
Stop with this fucking emote. I'm gonna go pee because somebody's PC is gonna be a toaster and we're gonna be here for five minutes
You
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Minions have spawned.
Come on!
Alright, Jack.
Of course the the one time I the one time I exit my setup. It's like the fastest loading screen ever and now I'm late to my camps
The what don't tell me I'm late don't tell me I'm late. Oh
My god, perfect my dogs barking
Tell my dogs barking, but I need to full clear perfectly
What do I do in this hyper niche scenario? I think my dog wants to go inside
All right, Jasmine let me let me back. Let me back to Fallen after this player. I got you
Talked about full clear in the scut let dog in while I'm at Fallen
But I need to be going somewhere
Holy niche I haven't had this cutscene yet. Yeah, I haven't had this cutscene yet. I
Haven't had this cutscene
come on a lot, come on a lot,
yeah it's not poor dog, she just barks whenever she wants to go inside
I'm gonna get her inside in literally, literally two minutes
I think she just took a shit
I think she's not barking so I think my
Oh my god my teammate got a first blood wait I didn't even know that was possible
Oh, okay, there we go. I was like dude. I know something's up here
This does not happen a
First blood are you kidding me? No way
Come on walk
Wait, Florida's on Hurricane Watch?
Wait, Florida's on Hurricane Watch, actually?
Carried the Mickey.
Bro, I'm not gonna get carried.
I will say this though, my Warwick is a lot worse than my Yi.
But we'll see what happens.
I think I'm gonna learn knock turn soon. He's like similar to you in a way
Dude, I don't know how I'm there's no way I win this Scott. There's no way I win this guy
Yeah, I gotta give you this Scott cuz he's gonna have wait hold up wait more Ghana. Oh my god more Ghana's the truth
Double here help
Come on, woo-ah! Come on! Am I out? Oh my god! Let's fucking go! Back, back, back! TMS, TMS, TMS.
Let's go, baby! Double fear! Holy morgon of rude! Oh, I love good teammates. Way to commit. Way to commit.
it. Kittens. Double fear. Come on, that's what I'm talking about, boys. A little flash
into a double fear. Come on, Wu-Wa. Come on, Wu-Wa! Yo, this looks... I normally shouldn't
do this, but no, no, no, no, no. Discipline, discipline. I need to pull clear. God, it's
so free though oh it's such a free kill maybe not though maybe not though maybe
not though maybe not though we see to take guarantees no point of 50 50s only
100s y'all guys the league win might be coming here
wait dog calling is jazz is still is jazz is still barking I forgot to stop
Grump stemming so hard this is a good stem game.
Team at into...grump into dragon.
Dog called him.
Chat my next back, my next back.
I need to get her in.
Boys, um...
This is a dragon.
Oh my god, it's actually a double kill.
Wait, wait, hold it up.
Hey, Senna, how's it going?
How you doing, Senna?
Senna, how's it going?
What's up, Senna?
SEND THE FUCK DOWN!
Drag, drag, snap, drag, snap, drag, snap, drag.
Instant, instant, instant drag.
Instant drag.
Come on!
hold Q to dodge the dragon first get rid of the ward where is my piece of shit
teammate wait why do my teammates I have to run I have to run why did you got
why the fuck did you got oh my god I actually hate everyone I actually hate
everyone that plays this game why'd you guys back why did you guys back why
Why did you back?
Jack! Oh my god, perfect timing!
I let Jassian and I'm not late!
PERFECT!
go. They were low but it's tempo. I can tank the dragon and Caitlyn can melt. I mean maybe
you guys are right, maybe you guys are right, maybe you guys are right, maybe you guys are
right, maybe you guys are right. You know what though chat? You know what it is? It's
not even about, it's not even about Caitlyn staying or leaving. It's I need to be quicker
to realize she laughed I need to be quicker to realize she laughed I need to be quicker
to realize she laughed you feel me
guys this might be a win boys looking good we might get a win only might take
two games for the thing about warwick chat is you're basically just an early
game bully so if you start good it looks good
Yone just said play for the warwick he's massive I love the duality of man
my last mid laner I wanted to beat the shit out of with my own hands in GTA
and then this mid laner is like play for the warwick he's massive see like
There are some human beings that actually play this game that are human.
I love the duality of man now.
Yo Ari, what up baby? I might pay you a little visit.
Missed my arm. I missed my arm. Oh
Yeah, I wouldn't do this yeah, I wouldn't do it nice last away
Yeah, I don't understand Ari I don't understand Ari
I don't understand Ori guys, I don't understand Ori.
He pinged you to go in? Yeah, but once I missed my R, I have to dip there I think.
Her heart stuns you?
Ori's hard to kill, that's her whole thing. Oh.
Okay, so maybe don't dank her too much.
I might just focus bot then
I might focus bot bot's always a way this is the gank come on come on come on this the gank come on
quicker
Stay stay stay cat come come come
Come here boy
Whoa, what is this? What is this? What is hitting me? What is hitting me? Whoa. Let's
fucking go, guys! It's a big oar, man!
come on this is big this is big three and oh three and oh here we go this is a
this is a jungle dip this is a jungle dip this is a jungle dip lives after death
for 10 seconds wait that's actually so cool she lives after death for 10
seconds easier come back come back come back no no back back back back back
fucking back Morgana I'm top the bot we're not doing this we're not doing
this we're not doing this no well donate show he's dead too we're doing it you
You guys are riding on my PC, Jen.
Never mind, you guys are the greatest team of all time, I'm sorry.
Can we do this?
Her botch is so shoved.
Nah, R is here.
Nope, nope, nope. See, this is why I should have just stepped.
I should have just stepped. I should have just stepped.
I just wasted like 30 fucking seconds, bro.
Now I'm late to everything. Oh my god. I should have just stepped.
No I can't I can't I'm just gonna I'm just gonna get it. I've played these games.
Josh just uh, dilly dally.
It's still dilly dally.
You pass grump I know but I have to go top the bot and I want it to all be in a sequence
I want it to all be linear because if I get the grump now it's better short term but then
I'm just going to have an awkward sequence on all my clears.
I'm going to have an awkward sequence on all my clears.
See how this is like a dragon limbo?
This is what happens.
wait
this is probably another dank bot
I do not want to give a shut down.
I cannot die.
If I give a shut down we will lose.
I could kill the sorry.
If I land a R, if I land a R this kid is dead.
Bro?
If I land a fucking R.
Now.
Help you.
Come on.
There it is!
I didn't mean to flash.
There it is!
Let's fucking go!
Come on!
I'm already dead.
I'm already dead.
I'm already dead.
I'm already dead.
I'm already dead.
I'm already dead.
I'm already dead.
I'm already dead.
I'm already dead.
Come on already dead and we're back
Two items complete we're out of it everything's quick it's all tempo for no come on
Come on what I
Didn't mean to flash it was it was a missin, but you calm down
All right, Fiora's ahead, but she's not huge. She's definitely gankable
She's definitely gankable and then we can do we gank Fiora bait her up
Yeah, and Karen Bader up Karen Bader up Bader up Bader up. Yeah. Yeah now
God she's quick. Oh, yeah, you you you sure want it?
You're what are you doing? You're what are you doing? Yeah? What are you doing? Yeah?
Come on! I'm the fucking best! I'm the best Silver Annie!
Free rep, free rep, free rep, free rep. Three people are in...
Yonek, come, come. Yonek, Yonek, come.
I mean, you don't even have to. You don't even have to, but I have no, I have no
smite but yeez in spawn. Yone now, now, now, now, now! Now, now, now! Oh no, oh no,
oh no. Yone, turn this. Come on! No, no, no, no. What are you doing? Why are you backing?
You're in.
You're in! Why the fuck did you just back?!
You're in! What the fuck was that?!
Oh
I left behind the eye I did classic
Come on what oh
My god, this is actually a flawless flawless war a game chat
We're gonna do gromp back gromp back with 2k gold this ease overstaying
This is that do a turret. Oh
Oh, he's dead to me.
I'll take some more shutdown, or whatever.
Yo yee, don't, dude, you don't gotta tempt me with a good time.
You two set up?
Almost.
I think I could have played that a little bit more mechanically better.
We got a back, I fucked up my gromp again.
7-0.
This is absolutely perfect, like this is, this is, oh my god.
This is what it's all about!
Track, track.
I have no R, track might be theirs.
Carthus? You sure about that?
Nope, nope, nope. We're not doing it. We're not doing it. We're not doing it. Nope, nope.
It's his. It's his. It's his. It's his. It's his. It's his dragon. It's his dragon.
You have no jungler! You should leave!
Caitlyn, you have no jungler!
Okay, I'm 7-0.
I'm 7-0.
I can't die.
Did I just fight there?
But I don't want to fight.
I want to fight on my terms.
I don't want to fight.
I want people to disrespect my pink.
Sorry, he's got on my screen if she comes up.
No!
Okay, good route, good route.
I just messed up everything.
good route by the morgana, this morgana is actually fucking cool, i love morgana
oh i just messed up everything
wow i just messed up everything
Play for the win, not the flawless. Yeah, but if I get the flawless, I get the win.
The most important, their best wincon is killing me and I don't want to force a fight. They're
one off soul, so now I'm going to start contesting every dragon though because they
one off soul
Bring it!
I need his cannon. Yes! Give me that fucking cannon, pussy!
We get Death Stance.
Why are they on Baron?
Can't we just wipe them?
I think we just pent up. We pent up.
We pent up. Why are they on Baron?
Why are they on Baron?
Actually, we don't think so.
Bro, they might just went off objectives.
Robo, I didn't think they could actually do Baron right there.
I know I gotta be there for that, but I didn't think they could do Baron.
I need to buy, I need to buy before I go to it, so I can...
Alright, this is for Dragon's Soul.
We need to contest this.
Got the fighter.
I
Missed the e I lost I lost
I missed the e
I missed the e it's over back to me
I missed the e oh my god it's so over
Oh my god, it's over. We lost. Well, we didn't lose but I miss my arm.
Oh my god.
It's over. They have Dragon Soul. They have Dragon Soul and Bearer.
Oh my god, I missed the Yi.
Report your team's jungler. I'm our jungler ass wipe! Oh, I just missed my R.
I still kill Yi in a 1v1. I'm two levels higher.
I don't know what you're doing. See, and then they just like...
Then they just give you free kills like this.
Now, we're still gonna win. We're still gonna win. Come on, Lua.
Oh, they might chase me down here
Okay, oh garen you want to kill the fiora she looks very killable
I think Ari's gonna jump me I'm about to get jumped
Holy ark, get out.
The FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I knew I was gonna get jumped and then still stuck the blue buff.
So I could have ganked the aura with Garen, got a free kill, but instead I overstayed for a blue buff and now the game is over.
That's me.
I don't know why I'm hitting my camp.
It's over guys. It's actually over
Why'd you all I thought that was my only way out I thought of my thought I died
When you guys are right though, I should have just fought because it's warwick I heal
You I just got death stance this could get interesting
You know what I'm gonna say this now it looks like we're gonna lose, but you know if I land a good R I
Need to are the car this or the Ari
If I land a good R on that
They can't end. They can't end. They can't end. They can't end. They can't end. I need
to R the Carpus or the RE. What are we doing? We're fighting? Got the RE. Come on. Come
Come on, give me the E!
Double fear, double fear!
Give me the E!
Come on!
Come on, there we go, Katie!
Good shit, Katie!
Yes!
Let's fucking go, guys!
The shit's not over, man!
I caught the E.
Katie's got a triple.
That's who we want.
We want Katie to get huge.
There we fucking go!
Bro, the thing about Warwick is you have to land your R.
I missed two R's this game.
Okay, Katie just got a triple, she's gigantic.
We won our ADC fed.
Katie just got a triple, I think she got one or two shutdowns.
I think one.
Baron, we gotta look Baron here.
I don't do that bullshit where we split up, bro. Just go to fucking Baron. There's nothing to do right now.
I promise pushing away is not like we need fucking a Baron fight. Don't just hit Baron. We need to fight on Baron.
We need to fight Baron. Thank you. Everybody's stacking. Here we go. This is how we win the game.
This fight means everything. I have everything up. This is it. This is the whole game.
They're already in the tri-bush, jeech.
I didn't know what that is.
Garen get in front, you fucking pussy.
Garen, you need to get in front.
Garen, I need you to engage and then I'm going to R.
Good shot, Katie.
I love you, Aaron.
I hate Warwick. I hate Warwick. China should have heard the Yi, not the Senna. Yeah. Yeah.
I hate Warwick though. I really hate Warwick. Like if I'm Yi, bro, if I'm Yi and I'm 8
like I'm just 20. Like, I think that loss was I could have played better, for sure. I think
that loss was on me. That loss was on me, but I guess today's just a mid laner like
int int day. I had a 2 and 12 cat and an 0 and 8 yona.
Dude, not like it was all fine until um I missed my R on me. That that was the turning
point of the game. But I just want to play Yไปฅ though. I really hate Warwick. I really hate
Warwick you solo lost the game though well that that would just be like the
greasiest thing to say to somebody I wouldn't say I solo lost the game when I
had an 0 and 8 mid laner you know I'm allowed to have a winning lane right I
haven't had one in a month but I'm allowed to have a winning lane
a month permanently banned that guy please like saying I solo lost the game
It's like, yeah, I missed to R, but like if I had winning lanes, it's just the game's not even there's no debate
I'm allowed to have a winning lane
If you check my op I don't think I've had a winning lane in like three weeks
Bot lane one and no bot lane didn't win bot lane was behind it and Katie got like a shutdown
Top lost and bot lost and mid lost
But bro, yeah, it's just now I have to play Warwick again because I'm fucking streaming.
Oh my god, I don't want to play fucking Warwick!
Yeah man, I play ye 16 times in a row as soon as I spark my streaming on back-to-back Warwick games.
It's not accountability, bro.
Jack, I said 15 fucking times I could have played better.
I said that 15 times.
What do you want me to do?
Pull out my dick and slice my head off?
Yeah, I could have played better.
Accountable.
Done.
An 0 and 8 mid-laner is not helping the cause.
That's all I'm saying!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm accountable! Shut up! I could have played better! I missed my
R on he on that one big fight, I made other mistakes. I wasn't quicker to OBJs. I'm not
gonna like, cut my head off. I had an 0-8 Yone. You know, I would love to be the guy that
plays against the 0-10 Midlaner, or the 2-12 Caterina, or the 0-8 Yone, but it
It doesn't ever happen.
Like I could have played better.
Boom.
Accountable.
I made mistakes.
I might have lost us the game with missing an R.
I would appreciate not having my mid laners be 2 and 20 today. I'm allowed to say that. I'm allowed to say that
I'm not going to be like some schizophrenic lunatic that's gonna like be like oh man
And now that I'm streaming I'm not going to be able to play ye for the next three hours
Why do you appreciate doing objectives? Well the thing is what you guys don't see behind closed doors is how many times I die doing objectives.
The problem with objectives is I have to rely on a human being.
Minions have spawned.
The problem- No, the fucking problem with objectives is I have to rely on human beings.
I was silver three this morning by the way, and now I'm coming close to dropping in the
bras.
It's the same Yone from last game.
Is it actually?
Is this the same exact Yone?
skin.
I got better?
Yeah, guys, my Warwick is ass, my Yi is better, but I'm not gonna be able to play
I guess.
I'm not good with Warwick.
I hate Warwick.
I like Yi.
That's why I want to start playing another champion beside Warwick.
I hate Warwick.
He's so clunky.
It's not an excuse.
It's statistical.
It's statistical!
Oh my god!
Look at my last month of games and look at Yiever's Warwick!
My Warwick is horrible!
play master yee he's banned i can't there's the first plan here we go i mean
You've won lots every game. I don't know what to say anymore.
It's not worth it's not it's not worth it's not worth getting a support now
I should have just double scotted him now
Oh my god we're gonna be on league forever!
Games over.
I used Jinxie on League to farm channel points.
Are you just batting on me losing?
He's sick, fuck.
Yeah, I should have just went top-scot, I don't know what I'm- I'm just tilted.
I'm tilted and I hate Warwick.
If I was on Yi, I'd be having more fun, but I- I hate- he's so clunky, he's so fucking
clunky.
I hate his movement, I hate his pit, I hate having to land my R.
This is definitely probably going to be a game.
Are you guys going to commit is the question.
You know, I'll take it.
I'll fucking take it.
Now I'm going to steal this because you guys are horrible at the game.
Do you want to come to Dragon?
Want to come to dragon here bot shove. Let's do drag bot shove bot shove bot shove
Don't back cuz last game this fucker back do the dragon. I have some might oh my god, they fucking
Yeah, it's like I feel like every dragon is just always back
Why do I do objectives?
why run I mean I'm one HP what you want me to just swing it doesn't I'm one
brother doesn't matter I'm bad there every day of the week there's nothing I
can do I just I don't know why I do objectives it's what happens when I
commit to dragons it's just always a fucking mess I have to just get I have to
give them three dragons get gigantic with ye and then just win every dragon
fight so long
but I'm not on the
Echo wasn't six probably I killed the Echo just a cat I'm one HP there's
nothing I'm doing I just know I'm getting out of that after I kill the
I mean it's still a one-for-one I don't mind it.
I mean, I could, gay?
I'm not too far behind that.
Come here, bitch. Come here, bitch. Come here, Collie. Come here, Collie.
Why are you not helping? Why are you actually not helping? Why would you? Yo yone, oh my
Oh my god.
Your name.
Your name.
Why?
Can you tell me a colleague's name?
A colleague's name has been slain.
An ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
A colleague's name.
Oh my god.
I'm going to actually blow my brains out in-game.
I'm gonna actually blow my brains out.
If Yone helped, we get a double there and I'm instantly on ground.
Brother, I almost turned that a colleague.
Why the fuck did Yone not help?
we're ganking this pig's lane again. Fuck grabs, I'm just going to get ganked. Top to bot.
Oh my go-OHHHHHH!
Okay, nobody's dancing. It is what it is.
Can you fucking win already? What do you think I'm trying to do? What do you think I'm trying to do, bro?
You think I'm trying to lose?
No, I've lost two games.
Wait, I should steal a wave and get my item.
Let's go fuck yourself. I
Just deal away
Extra the cannon pussy thanks for the fucking cannon
Hold up hold up
Wait, hold on. I'll beat her up. Beat her up. What are you doing? Beat her up?
late to everything again. In this scenario do I sit and spawn for my item? Yeah I definitely
He sets spawn here.
I just wasted so much time.
Uh, Garen's losing top.
Honestly though, this isn't like a full on inn.
This is winnable.
Like no one's like O and Tan or something.
I think Garen scales too, right?
I think Garen scales fine.
can't really gank her, she's full HP and she's quick, and she's 3 and on.
Ganking Aurelio would be like, literally game losing.
Ooh, Yone, knight!
Grubbs, Grubbs would be like a death trap.
I think if I do Grubbs here, I would just get my head sliced open.
I'm not that big. I'm still pretty big though.
Yeah, but like I just don't want to gank a full HP of Rallia, who has movement.
Like she does her little...
And I didn't understand her champ that well.
All right bots backing
Yone, dude Yone's winning Yone's actually winning
Bro Yone's actually winning.
Oh no never mind he's dead.
I could gank this.
I could gank this.
She's going to shove because he's backing.
She's going to shove.
She's going to shove because he's backing.
Oh no.
Oh no, I need to get a TMS.
COME ON!
Drag, now! I swear to God I'll run it down if you don't run to this dragon.
Bot's dead?
This is the biggest no-brainer ever.
Get on the fucking dragon!
Yeah
Yeah
It's fucking out guys, it's wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful
call it get yeah overstay overstay I dare you
overstay bitch overstay bro how am I in I mean I gotta shut down is that worth
no now I'm like I'm late all my camps I'm a piece of shit
I'm late to all my camps.
Bro, I forgot to, I forgot to, uh, tune.
I mean, it is a shutdown.
It's a shutdown.
Fuck it.
I kind of want to play around my Yone, too.
Yeah, Chad, here's what I understand, though.
How does Yone have less CS, but he's a higher level than Akali?
I don't understand.
Chad, how does Yone have less CS, but he's higher level?
And less kills.
He has less CS, less kills.
I'll see how he are above it.
It's his aura.
Oh, come here, MF.
Come on, wa!
Give me that cannon.
You know me, come up, come up.
I wasn't paying attention.
That's gonna be three losses in a row.
I think if I fight there, I'm just dead now.
If I fight there, I'm dead now.
If I fight there, I'm dead now.
I think I'm gonna fight there, I'm dead now.
Warwick came to steal Waiver, not fight, bingo.
It's learning.
Your friend has been destroyed
Can I invade? Oh no, I'm on a ward
Come on, come on, come on, see up, see up, see up
I just want to play Master Yi, but everybody's stream sniped so much shit before.
Oh my god, we got two shutdowns.
I just want to play Master Yi, but I'm not going to be able to.
Wait, chat, why did I hit the ward? Why did I just run away?
Chat, why did I just run away? Wait, why did I hit the ward?
Oh my god, I'm fucking huge again!
YES!
YES!
Running it down.
Bara.
I get a little momentum and then they do the classic silver.
The silver classic, the random 2v4 for no reason.
And then Mike to make Ping Dragon.
Lux just Ping Dragon after our whole team got split open in mid.
Lux just Ping Dragon. Are you fucking serious?
And then Syndra said Warwick top on Drakes.
Yeah, it's a 4v2? Get away from me!
Can I just keep jumping the Arrelia?
I see a cannon.
JD sees a cannon
No, I need that stance
I just don't understand this game, because how was a rally a 6-0 when I killed her, that
doesn't even make sense.
I don't understand how I killed her.
I really don't get it.
Like sometimes I just feel like these engagements are bad, but then they're good.
Alright, realistically bro, chat, this is winnable now.
Who can I play off of?
Ooh, locked.
Give me that.
I can play off this Lux.
Warwick's broken and 1v1's true.
Why did you kite the Raptor but not the Steal?
Guys killer again
Nice guys nice here, okay, let's kill this bitch again
I need that I need to run at this I'm running at this around yeah, I need to kill this bitch
Garen's floor down. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. I had to R so Garen didn't die. And
he still died. Jesus Christ. I R'd so he didn't die and he still died. I'm fucking kidding
I
Ard so he didn't die and he's still died yo I'm F's one HP man. I need to jump this kid
I don't want to get permacicy
Chat wanted to arse so Garin didn't die, but he still died
Alright boys, that's death dance!
Lock in!
I'm actually on a little bit of a killing spree.
Yo Ney, why don't we just fight the MF?
Yo Ney, why don't we just fight the MF twin?
hmm that's why she did it, okay
yo, these guys are getting way out of line
I'm gonna R DMF
I clicked E instead of R. I was trying to R away and I accidentally misclicked and clicked
E. That's game. That's three losses in a row. Jesus Christ. It's over. It's actually
over guys. I'm sorry I tried to R away and I clicked E. That's why I was so late. Bro we
didn't have to FF but now it's like, oh my god. I just want to play Master E but I'm
streaming so that's not gonna be possible. I hate Warwick with a passion. Yeah who should
I play instead of Warwick? Should I just like first time Nocturne or something? Yeah
I'm gonna end up in bronze doing this because I'm just gonna keep getting Q-snacked
Don't be a thong
Who said FF? Who said FF?
Who the fuck? Who the fuck said FF?
Who the fuck said FF?
Who the fuck said FF?
Who the fuck?
Wait, what? Oh my god, I forgot he could do that stupid shit.
Who the fuck told me to-
AAAAAAOWW!
Who told me to ff!
Who said ff?
I am the best silver in the world!
Really, now I'm coming for your ass.
Don't ever tell me that I'm fast!
AF! I'm the best ever!
Look, Harry's dead. Now. I want Baron right now or I can't.
I'm back, bitch!
I
What are you doing I'm at what are you doing? I overheated over here over here
Echo what are you doing echo what are you doing echo what are you doing echo?
What are you doing? Echo. What are you doing? Yo, I call me. What are you doing come on? I'm here
I'm here! Get the fuck off my wrist! Get the fuck off my wrist!
I
Math come a little closer and math come a little closer
Double fear
Where you guys that we lost place over
Oh my god, we won.
Oh, Garen's bottom lane.
Why is Garen bottom lane?
Why is Garen bottom lane? Why is Garen bottom lane?
Why is Garen bottom lane?
Why is Garen bottom lane?
Why is Garen bottom lane?
We actually fucking lost.
We actually fucking lost.
Oh my fucking god this game is gonna be the death of me
I'm a I need to tell the MF
Why was Garin bottom lane when we were grouping mid?
Why would you be bottom lane when we're grouping mid?
why would you be bought
already overstay already overstay
Karen, yeah, yeah, come in.
I'M THE FUCKING GOAT!!!
Sterak's gauge.
come on, the retabulous story you made
come here, man
what am I doing?
I'm just not aware enough
I'm not aware
It's just over. Yeah, that's all right.
You have a map and look at it. You are 6 and 11.
6 and 11 in bronze.
I love it because it's like, I'll make a mistake.
Like, this is like, someone will make 500 mistakes, and then I'll make one major mistake, and then it's like, you have a map!
You're 6 and 11 in bronze.
If I play Master Yi, I'll literally get 79,000 damage.
I love it though, like, I'll make one mistake and then he's like,
I don't type anything to Syndra for 45 minutes straight.
I make one mistake, you have a map, use it, you're 6 and 11, bro.
If I don't get Master Yi soon, I'm gonna actually like end it.
It's I'm telling you it's literally just because I can't get Yi.
It's literally just because I can't get Yi.
This game I had a 2 and 12 inting Katarina.
He said okay kiddo.
All right.
Yeah, I mean I'm gonna be honest like if you're 6 and 11 in a bronze lobby like please just don't comment on anything I
Haven't went negative in bronze since like Vietnam
If this is a yee ban I might actually just get off like if I if I actually just cannot play my champion
When you get Yi, it's just another excuse.
Well, I had to enter on my team.
The one game I had you, I had to,
yeah, I had to enter on my team.
Oh my God, it's over.
Now you get to see how good I actually am at League.
I actually get to use my champion.
Now you can see how good I actually am.
I don't use, I use Yi 95% of my games.
Yi gets banned all the time.
I mean, Yi does get banned, but I just want to like show you how much I actually play Yi here. Look, this is how much I actually play Yi. Okay, ready. I'm about to drop into bronze. If we lose.
Okay, ready, ready. Yi Yi Yi Yi Warwick Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi.
More show more Yi. That's like 12 games in a row.
If I get to play Yi, you'll see how good I am.
Also, the only game I got to play Yi today,
I had a 2 and 12 Katarina,
and then I was playing against a Jackson and a Moomo.
This godlet's never gonna end.
This godlet's never gonna end, guys.
This godlet's never gonna end.
This godlet's never gonna end.
You gotta learn other champs.
I just don't want to play Warwick, bro. I want to learn like
not turn or like, uh, who's the broken girl, Briar,
Shyvana. Warwick's just like, I mean, bro, there's a reason nobody above like master uses Warwick.
He's chopped. Warwick falls off late game. The reason why I love Yi is because at the end of
of the game I could just carry.
All right we're playing
Hecarim.
Oh my god I'm going to wipe Hecarim.
Chat Briar like TPs with her R no.
All right guys listen let me say this now
if I lose this if I don't get MVP this game
and win I'm a fraud.
Alright, I guarantee you, now that I'm on my champ, you'll see how good I actually am.
I'm horrible on Warwick.
I'm on my champ, I don't have a 2-in-12 Catarina, I don't have Jax a Moonwell.
This is just like a normal game.
Chatmark my words, if I don't MVP this game, unfollow me.
If I don't MVP this game, unfollow me.
This is how I actually play League.
This is how 90% of my games goes. Yeah, Hecarim Mundo, this is fine.
Hecarim Mundo, Timo, Ash, Lux, this is fine.
If I don't MVP Unfollow, literally. If I don't MVP.
I'm going to actually fucking hyper carry.
I hate Warwick. I'm gonna learn, maybe for the gold marathon with Dantez, I need to learn like, Briar,
Or shit shit looks cool. Let's fuck
And it's like I like people scale like I want somebody who scales
Shit clear
Timo Mir, Yorick Mundo Top, Lux Ash Bot.
If I don't MVP this game, unfollow me.
Such a bad player, Jesus.
I'm gonna give this one to Hecarim, where's he gonna trade, Scots?
Wait a minute.
Hecarim might.
Oh, he actually doesn't even get the Scott.
Nice.
doesn't get the scut here huge huge huge huge huge huge guys take the fucking scut jinn
if i don't mvp unfollow me if i don't mvp unfollow me
Talked about cold clearing to a back, let's go.
If I don't MVP unfollow me, I'm the best master Yi Silver's ever seen.
I'm not playing around.
into folklore into folklore yep scaling e this is what i'm supposed to do i'm
horrible early game and then i'm unkillable end game just sit back and
watch great
this is my chance to go this is the guy i have like all my hours on
my blade is yours
And we back after this.
No ganks.
Piece of shit, Jhin!
I don't have any other play right now, so I don't think this ganks that bad actually.
Okay, what am I doing?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Let me lock him, let me lock him.
Doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, we're good.
That's not me, sorry. Sorry guys, that's not me.
I had another play so I do may as well just went for the gank but I shouldn't have left, they were all out of my shit.
If I don't MVP unfollowed, we're gonna lose it's perfect. If I don't MVP unfollowed.
Perfect dog shit team I love it
Think we're 0 for 9 on lanes today. Oh wait York is winning actually never mind
I need a calc down here we're gonna need some go
Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Oh, for nine minutes, your fourth game?
Yeah, I think we're 1 for 12 on lane today. I think Yorick's the only guy that's won his lane.
Hecrem's dead here.
Hecrem's dead here.
Hecrem's dead here.
And that is good game.
Now we go groves and I'm ahead.
Ditch.
You're York, is that okay? You can stay for grubs real quick?
I mean, you don't have to.
Thank you, man. True chat.
Oh, York, I love you.
See, I'm allowed to have, like...
I'm allowed to have sentient teammates.
I mean, you're supposed to smite the second grub, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kayce still actually told me that last night.
I don't think it matters, anyways.
The second's not gonna come back, but...
Okay, you're supposed to smite the second grub, right?
What are you doing?
Teemo?
Not all good, all good.
Yeah, I think Kaisa told me you were supposed to smite the second ground.
Alright, that was good.
This Yorick's actually a fucking Chad.
I'm allowed to have a good teammate, bro.
That's allowed.
Chad, if I don't MVP this game, send a fucking SWAT team to my house!
GTX
Whoa, this is my champ
Come on, Wukong!
Come on, Wukong!
come here boy my brain is yours
So, does Dr. Mundo have infinite health?
Yeah, does Dr. Mundo have infinite health?
I'm so confused.
Does Dr. Mudo have him for the health?
Does he?
Wait for the wave.
Wait, how do I know he has R when his health bars are purple like that?
I don't know, I'm sorry guys, I'm just forcing too much stuff.
We can still win, maybe.
Guys, I'm sorry, guys, I don't know.
I had a feeling that was a bad idea, because I know Mundo is pretty tanky.
My gut told me to not do it.
The purple's as passive as one truck comes to C.
I just need one kill to get going here bro. I just need one fucking kill
I see one peel.
Let me push this.
save for bf sword
That's the one guy that didn't want to die.
Oh no!
That's the one guy I didn't want to die.
We didn't lose, we didn't lose.
Ah, Yasuo.
I
Sort of stand you see an enemy and then you like
Come on my blade is your yes fucking yes
There it is
Wow, it's national this mid int dead
It's not about the kills how it's about to shut down
Chad, I found him up a kill. It's about to shut down, boys.
Hacker might be dead. Hacker might be dead.
Oh, turn this, Hacker. I fucking dare you to turn this.
Hacker, I'm turning this.
They have no turret. They have no turret. This Mundo is dead.
God, this Mundo actually damage my tank. Jesus.
I need a KS. I don't care. No, I want to do KS. I want to do KS so bad.
Ooh, wait.
Wait, this hacker on me.
Hack, I'm gonna take your camps real quick, man.
Okay, let's think. I'm gonna be huge. I gotta shut down.
I promise I got this I promise I promise I promise I promise I gotta shut down I'm just
not gonna die for the rest of the game. I'm gonna finish this game with one death and like 20 kills.
I can't force dragon with all my camps up. Just don't die. I'm just glad we didn't die.
We can let him have a drag. Okay.
I can't I can't go drag with all my campsite and force a fight
No, no, no, no, I need to...
This is gonna complete it.
There we go.
That is...
That's my item.
Guys, that's my fucking item.
Here I come!
Here I come!
Come on!
Come on!
We'll walk!
Jinxie, Yalcimore just needs to hit his 23 death power spike.
I fucking hate Yalcimore players.
Wait, Mundo's dead.
I might snipe this Hecarim here, hold up chat he might be here.
If it's not, I'm taking that buff.
I'm starting to hit like a truck.
Cham's starting to hit like a truck.
Cham's starting to hit like a truck!
Give me this fucking wave.
Oh yeah, I'm in my flow state now.
Give me all the gold on the fucking map.
This Yasuo can fuckin' run it down, I don't even care.
Holy CS Maw on the hack room.
Jett, holy CS-mog on the Hecarim.
Holy CS-mog.
Come on, what?
Dude, I'm going to catch Hecarim at his camp.
I'm just going to keep invading this guy until I catch his ass.
I'm going to catch this Hecarim over here.
Yo, I can kill the Mundo, no?
I swear I can kill the Mundo.
Maybe not the Ash too, though.
Maybe this Ash peels to me. I don't know. See I don't know. This is where I don't know. I don't know if I can kill both or I die instantly.
See I don't know. I might wait for the hack though. Nah, but if heck comes here I can't.
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.
Can I jump the Teemo?
Oh my god, that's a turret.
I don't know.
I don't know.
In that scenario, I don't know like is 1v2 really? I don't know like that's the thing. I don't know. I don't know if I'm dying there
I can actually 1v2 that
Come on come on
There it is
Here we go. We need to kill this fucking moonda come on. This is the fucking MVP right here
TP'd?
Kill the window, he's walking into a turret.
Why did I just flash?
Why is he so fast for a big boy?
I think this is one of them.
I think this is one of them.
I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all. I think this is one of all
I think we lost boys.
Wow he's fast. Oh my god he's fast.
I think we lost, boys.
Boys, I think we lost.
Boys, I think we lost.
Can I get my item?
They're all kind of low, nah, not quite, they're not low at all.
They're all low God, they're so low, I feel like we fight this oh my god JNWR oh my god
What a heart!
Oh, Mundo got a quad.
Can they end?
Can they end?
I got another shutdown.
Can they end?
No, no, they can't.
They can't end.
They can't end.
They can't end.
They can't end.
They cannot end.
They cannot end.
Not even close.
Not even close.
They can't end, they can't end, they can't end, they can't end, they can't end.
Oh my god, Elders up in two minutes.
Who should I target?
Probably like Ash and then...
I don't even know.
I don't even know, chat I don't even know.
Why are we always fighting like like before the objective?
I don't understand.
Like Galsua, why are you 1v4-ing?
Yeah, they just got a free Baron.
It's over.
Free Baron.
They're definitely on Baron.
Okay, you're saying like go with my team, but it's like if my team's always in a bad
fight, is it my responsibility to just steal them and then die with them?
Why are we there?
Yo, Morgana, we can't fight this.
Jin's backing?
Like, do you see what I'm saying, like, what, am I supposed to just 2v5 with them?
Nobody HELL!
Yeah, but Morgana is in a 2v5.
I have to just like let her die.
I can't.
Can they end?
Can they end?
Can they end?
Cheshire, should I buy Bork for the, for the, um...
I don't have enough, I don't think guys.
Because I don't think I have enough for Bork.
I don't think I have enough.
Why does somebody get Bork, bro? I don't think I have enough.
What do I do, I do.
I've never lost like I haven't lost five games of league in a long time in a row this is
Like that like what why Yasuo why are you walking into five people
Okay, I thought we were fighting
We're fighting Jim walked up then ran out
See buddy, okay, here's the problem right here's the issue
My teammate likes to sneak in a nice little no OBJs at the end of the game.
Okay, so let's explain it.
So you're saying no OBJs, but my bot lane is six and 20.
When do you want me on an OBJ?
My top's losing, my bot's losing, my mid's losing.
I have three losing lanes yet again.
How am I supposed to do an objective if every lane is losing?
It's not even an excuse. It's like my teammate's a piece of shit. So he's gonna make an excuse. He's probably been in silver for five years. I'm clear to understand that.
But you're saying no OBJs, right? But bots losing tops losing mids losing. What OBJ do I do? Do I just to be five with you guys?
Because here's what's happening. Yasuo's running into five people and instantly getting one shot. Morgana just tried to one be five for no reason.
reason. Your extra split push pushing. It's not even blame your team. It's I'm getting
blamed by my team. He's saying no OBJs, but I have three losing lanes again. Where is the OBJ at
when there's three losing lanes? Where is the OBJ at when there's three losing lanes? Somebody
explain. Where are the OBJs when there's three losing lanes? The reason why I lost this game was
was because I RQE'd Mundo on the turret at the start of the game, and he didn't die.
I still don't understand enough about Mundo.
Once I understand every ability and stuff, I'm just going to be challenger.
But what am I supposed to do?
No, can somebody explain this to me?
OK, Jen, you're four and nine talking about OBJs.
What OBJ?
You're getting literally skull fucked.
What OBJ do you want?
What OBJ do you fucking want?
What OBJ do you want?
You're fucking four and fucking nine.
What do you want me to do?
Be a god?
Nah, like dude, it all just stemmed from that bad R on the turret.
I play so much better when I'm not streaming. It all just, I haven't went three and four in so long.
Bro, but what, guys, guys, what, what is, what's the OBJs if my lane's losing, if I have three losing lanes?
What are the OBJs?
What are the OBJs?
What are the OBJs?
Like, bro, the thing about League,
And let me explain this.
It's all a snowball effect.
I'm on a, I'm actually gonna blow my brains out in-game.
I'm on a six game losing streak.
The thing about league is it's a snowball effect.
So like everything's snowballs.
So if bots winning and it's always shoved,
I can do all the dragons in the world.
If Jyn's four or nine, it's gonna be hard to do dragons.
Scroll down.
What do you want me to do?
I just forced to fight with Moondow and now Watchie is going to get banished.
I just forced to fight with Moondow.
That's all I did.
I was supposed to do a gold marathon and now I'm marathoning the bronze.
I'm silver 4-0 LP.
Like legitimately, what do you want me to do?
I've had three losing lanes every game.
Actual rank?
Well, it's not my actual rank.
I got silver 3 off stream.
As soon as I sparked my stream, I started playing way worse.
My blade is yours.
Look here, let's just be unbiased here, okay?
Ready? Let's be unbiased.
Let's just read statistics.
Yeah, I could have played better.
I'm in silver.
Everybody could have played better,
but let's just be unbiased here.
I'm not God, yeah.
All right, Silver 4-0 LP, cool.
I was Silver 3 this morning, by the way.
Okay.
Okay, this game's mid-gap. I have a 3 and 14 Yasuo. Let's scroll down to the next loss.
The next loss I have 4 and 10 Garen, 4 and 10 Yone, 6 and 11, 80 C. So I have three
three losing lanes again. I have three losing lanes.
You are part of the problem. Bro, I'm not saying that I'm not playing
good. I've said multiple times I'm playing considerably worse than I normally play on
my stream. When I play off stream, I MVP like 70% of the time. Here's the problem. I had
somebody say no OBJs, but I have three losing lanes. I'm not God. I can't just run into the
dragon pits, slice everyone's head off and then smite the dragon.
FUCKING GOD!
Now he's gonna get banned. I hate this game.
What do you want me to do though?
Yo, you know what?
I have a fun idea.
I know if I don't MVP I lose, that's literally just my OPGG, you can check it.
If I don't MVP I lose, period, period.
But how about somebody else can like, can I have a 10 and 0 teammate?
That'd be cool. Can I have a 10 and I'll see you mate?
Jinxy hashtag MVP. Let's look at all my wins and I want to see how many of them I MVP.
I actually want to see this.
Alright.
Lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost. Win MVP, win MVP, lost.
Win MVP, win MVP.
My last four wins, four of them I've had to MVP.
You got banned.
Alright, I'm off.
Well, the gauntlet has ended today with League of Legends.
It's 10.25pm.
I haven't even got on this game.
I'm going to get stream sniped for five hours and I'm going to get stream sniped
for this game for five hours.
And then we're getting stream sniped with the Yi ban.
And then I got into a game.
I get to play Yi, but then it gets dodged.
I'm off.
The gauntlet ends with the League of Legends.
I'm on a six game losing streak.
I'm playing horrible on stream.
I have horrible teammates every game.
Guys, I mean, I'm not gonna win a Fortnite game,
win a Fall Guys game, win a League of Legends game.
Maybe at five in the morning.
It looks like the gauntlet has ended.
I mean, Yi's getting banned every game.
I finally get to play Yi.
The game gets dodged.
I don't know, whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever, dude.
Disgusting.
Fucking disgusting.
I played horrible.
I played bad on stream.
You got banned twice or three times.
Muda, please don't call me bro. Muda, I don't want to hear you rub it in.
Yo, what's up Muda?
Take people, you're the truth. Why are you getting off?
Do you know? Do you know who you are, bro?
Take a look in the mirror, bro. You're the truth!
if I don't MVP I lose bro I don't know what you want me to say bro I'm just not
playing good right now and my chat's pissing me off and then I he's gotten
banned three times and then I finally get to play Yee and the game gets dodge
and then he gets banned because of industry.
Oh, full, bro, full cam.
I just know that if you go to bed in industry right now on a loss,
I just know how you are, bro.
And I know, I know, I know that feeling.
I'm just going to queue. I'm just going to queue at 2am, bro.
Jixie, are you the truth? Yes or no?
Does the truth give up when shit gets hard, bro?
You are the truth. You are the truth. You are the truth. You are the best master Yi in the entire fucking world, bro.
I don't know. I don't know what to do, bro. I just lost like six games in a row.
But bro, but, but you only lose if you truly give up and you don't give up because you're the truth.
You're the best Master Yi player in the entire world.
You're right, bro.
But what's the worst if you keep full cam?
Why don't I delay?
Get your Master Yi and fuck them all, bro.
You're the truth!
Bro, but I think if I stream League, I'm just going to wake up and like bronze.
I don't play good on stream.
he's getting banned
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
You're sharing the truth, yes or no?
Bro, seriously, yes.
I just, bro, I'm just not in a good headspace.
I just know I'm going to load up and I'm just going to hear,
first, fludge.
Like, I just, I'm not in a good headspace.
I'm not helping you. I'm just, you can manifest that, bro.
Brother, that just ha- I'm just in Loser's Jew.
Like, I'm going to be honest.
I've had three losing lanes in 90% of my games
for like the last week, bro.
I don't know what you want me to say.
I'm just gonna, you're going to say this motivational speech.
I'm going to load in and I'm going to hear Ally has been slain.
Yeah, but that's only if you believe in that.
You got to believe that that shit's just going to go right because it has to go right.
For the truth, for you're going to get this win, you're going to get this win, you're going to be challenger.
It doesn't matter if it's today, tomorrow, one year, two year, you got to go to the W mindset.
Even if you have to fake it.
Yeah, I mean, I can't get off on a loss. I can't get off on a loss.
No, it's not who you are, bro. It's not who you are.
It's not who you are. JC, before I hit this phone call, bro, listen, can I hear you say the truth before I get off?
I'm on a six game losing streak. I can't, bro.
Does it matter? Does it matter? I don't care if you are lying on the floor, bleeding out on the battlefield.
Are you the truth? Yes or no?
I'm the truth, bro.
No. Look yourself and then look in the camera. Look in the OBS camera and say you are the truth.
I'M THE TRUTH!
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
I'm going to win and you are going to be challenger.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
You are the attack master yee and the fucking world!
you
Yeah, I need to play perfect. I need to I need to not even read this chat.
I'm like perfect. I know what you mean. When I did my plan marathon, it was fucking AIDS.
Don't look at Chad.
Well, because there's like someone back-seeding every three seconds.
I feel you, bro. I wanted to quit my marathon ten different times.
Because of those charters.
And it's times because you're learning at the same time.
Full camp, exchange full camp and UQ.
Listen, you are going to win this game because it's a fucking truce.
Do you understand me?
Brahmuta, how many games did it take you to get Platt?
Oh, it took me 14 days without any stream.
You streamed? Wait, wait, you just streamed League for 14 days straight?
Four hours a day with your chip with the shot that you have right now, I have had for 14 days straight.
When you mess up, they're on your ass.
What you could have did better, your fucking ass.
Why'd you flash?
Everything, everything, everything, everything you could possibly think of.
Dude, oh my god.
Yeah, I want to get Challenger, bro.
Alright, I'm going to play the most perfect game of League after play right now.
I don't know because you're the truth for a long game, let's go.
Alright, come on, wop.
Let's go.
Alright, now listen, man.
I'm going to play the best League I've ever played in my life.
My fate is yours.
I'm going to play the best. I'm going to play the best. Yeah, I can't quit a game and got
that makes me a pussy makes me a pussy ass coward
i'm gonna play i'm gonna play the best league i've ever played in my life
if i lose seven straight i'm gonna fucking blow my head off in game
I'm going to play the best league of our play of life.
We have to finish this fucking gauntlet.
Even if I have to run a 15 minutes delay on Fortnite, we have to finish this gauntlet.
if the shit runs till seven in the morning. A true chad streamer would finish this combat.
I did not know this is going to like drain my life away. Come on, what?
Yi is point clip, I hope you can manage. I mean, bro, if Yi was point click, you'd have a
90% win percentage bro. I think Yi has like a 50-something win percentage.
You're just coping. You probably just play some like difficult champion in your
iron. Elias, take it if I get this. If I lose this game of League of Legends, I
swear to God on everything I love. I actually can't even say, I can't even say
I'm going to play the best league I've ever played in my life.
Alive is thinking about gifted.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
You've been off more than you could chew. I'll remember that in 25 minutes when I have 37 kills to mess with me.
And I'm hitting the nexus, dancing in front of the fountain.
He's point click. Yeah, but you're saying like he's point click. Oh, yeah. He's point click.
Yeah. Yee also is not tanky at all. He can never be first to engage. He gets perma-sea
seed and just like stunned out of games. You have to like actually position yourself
well and no one to engage with you. You can keep coping. Every champion has their own drawbacks.
He also gets permacese seed, does no damage early game, has no help. If he's ever the first to
engage he loses.
I'm already reading this fucking chat. Let me lock in.
W. There it is. There it is. Woo! I think that's 19 games in a row.
Teemo, can you not?
Can you actually fucking not?
I think that's 19 games in a row.
one cannon, one wap
C.S. Mock.
A star has luck speeding me.
An ally has been slain.
Some enemy has been slain.
Mercy.
You are not in my way.
Sprite's gonna be low.
No, it's helping.
It's helping!
He fucking destroyed.
Dog shit fucking player.
There's something beyond my vision.
Chad, if I fight there, I just die, guys.
Yee is horrible. If I fight that dragon fight, I'm gonna die.
I will die. Yee is probably the worst champion in the game in the first five minutes.
I don't think you guys are like, I'm gonna die.
Briar I could have fought one on one, not when everybody collapsed and then my bot abandoned me.
But it's weird, it's like they abandoned me and then it's like, all right now I'm gonna abandon
Drag, then they go! It's like, are you fucking brain dead? I don't care if you're gonna abandon
me I don't out I'll leave but then I leave and then they go in three losing
lanes coming right up
I don't know why I, I don't know, I thought, I thought this was my one shot to the wrappers.
Oh my fucking god.
Yep, invade me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go.
Three losing lanes.
Invade, woo!
This game, I'm actually gonna blow my brains out tonight.
In game.
In game, in game, not in real life.
Again, I don't care if my team abandons me on a dragon.
I'm gonna leave.
Wait for me to leave and double back. What is that?
Except the fuck
I'm just gonna one shot me with broken fucking champion.
No, no, no, no, Chogath, no, no, hit your fucking minions, you greasy fucking pig, hit
your fucking minions.
I already killed the guy and got the grubs.
What are you coming to help?
I killed the guy, got grubs and exited.
Where are you going?
An ally has been slain, an ally should fucking uninstall, an ally should burn his fucking
keyboard, an ally should never touch video games again, an ally should get the fuck
I'll bleed your legends!
If you force this drag kaisa I'm running it down mid just hit the fucking minions. I'm not doing this
Don't try to gaslight me into coming here
I hope you stay behind for the rest of the game, Kennen.
Piece of shit, loser.
What are you losing lanes?
Actually, Cho'Gath's lane is...
Cho'Gath's actually winning this lane.
That's literally just because I killed Teemo.
blow this briar's head off real quick
Yeah.
How bad do you want me and why is the Scuttlecrab SWERVING INTO THEM?!
My god!
Why is the Scuttlecrab SWERVING INTO THEM?!
I knew that was an overstay as soon as I went for it.
But of course, because I'm on a 7 game losing streak, the Scuttlecrab does a spin
move right into five enemies.
Yeah, I don't know why I didn't just take my fucking gromp and leave to greedy
I'm gonna bar.
oh my god
chugged out? chugged out?
it has been destroyed
rip rip rip rip rip rip rip rip
now you help now you help now you help now you help
oh no oh no oh no
run run
i know it's bad
cause i'm so smart i know it's bad
but i still listen
why do i listen
Oh, just fucking, just, like, oh my god.
I know it's bad, I know it's bad, but I don't know why, listen.
I swear to God, to get out of Silver, you have to literally be like Albert Einstein.
Cause like, I know what they're doing is gonna explode the entire game, but I have to be
so intelligent to let him die there.
And then if I let him die, my Jack goes, fight, fight, fight, question mark, question
mark, fight, fight, fight, fight, question mark, question mark.
Like I know it's horrible. I know it's about I know it's bad. I knew it was bad
But it's like I'm silver so my teammates are going to do suicide mission and I have to just let him die
Hardest game in the world hands down without a doubt
Enemy killing spree
Yeah, both to FF literally die
in game in game no objective yeah if I go drag here I'm just going to die
okay she's some objective you see some objectives Jinx Jinx you should do some
objectives man. Dude you should do some objectives Jinx with your 0 and 3 bot lane
4 and 7 top lane 3 and 6 mid lane. You should do objectives bro. You should do
fucking objectives man. You should do objectives bro. Yeah dude do objectives. I
see Cho'Gath literally doing a suicide mission and then I have to let him die.
I knew it was bad chill.
Ping it up, Cindra.
Ping it up, man.
Hardest game in the world.
I have to just let them die.
I have to let everyone die.
Because if I go with them, then I die and I'm the only hope.
If I don't MVP, we lose.
If I don't MVP, we lose.
Period, period.
If I don't MVP, we lose.
Period.
No!
Do not FF!
They are all so bronze!
They can sow! We're not playing against T1!
I just fucked on you. Even though I didn't kill you, you just got fucking up, late.
Yeah, bitch. And I just create the shutdown.
Yeah!
See, we don't have F, we get two shutdowns.
See how that works?
I'm in the troops on your team, so you still have a chance.
Hey Locke, uh, don't ever contest me again.
You just got absolutely fucked on, by the way, Locke.
I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. Wait, wait, lock stat. We can do it.
We can do it. We can do it.
Holy Blast, Cod.
Let me KS. Let me KS, you fucking bitch!
I actually scale! Everyone else is worthless here.
Let me fucking KS bro!
Please!
cannon, gank, cannon, cannon, cannon, gank. Nice cannon, nice cannon. Really nice cannon.
Really nice.
I cut the six head off from your six
It's probably long gone, but maybe not maybe not
What's up bitch watch out what the fuck is up
So wonderful.
We need to next drag the soul.
Okay, so here's what's gonna happen.
I already know like one guy's just gonna die somewhere and then it's gonna be a 4v5
and then I'm gonna retreat
Okay, not bad not bad not bad
Actually not bad
I mean I died but in exchange lock my monitor is black right now I don't know
why it's not turning in I think I broke it
this game is so hard
Alright, here's the soul you guys were yapping about.
Here we go.
I will do this if it is a 5v5.
Alright, I'm pinging it.
Wait, let me kill 6.
I'll probably die trying to kill them.
They're gonna be in the tri-bush.
Get the fuck over here!
Here's the soul you were yapping about!
Yep, someone's backing.
Yep, alright, 4v1, I have to back up.
I did a lot of damage to that lock, alright, can't get the dragon, okay.
How did I see her to kill Lockbear?
Here comes the random deaths across the map!
Who cares about soul, man? Fuck it!
I don't know what to do. I'm just so overwhelmed.
Three losing lanes. Yet again.
Well, pinging Baron to shore, okay.
5v5.
I have no R. We're taking their fat
Joe Gatsby gauge
I mean it's definitely just the fact that I'm streaming so I'm playing worse but I don't
I don't know what to say.
I've had three losing lanes every game for a week now.
I guess I should just like, quit.
I don't know.
And my monitor's black again.
Why does my monitor go black if I just want to hit my fucking desk?
I guess I should just fucking quit.
I don't know man.
I'm not God so I can't get to gold.
To rank up and lead, you actually have to be God to rank up.
You can't just like win games.
No! Your teammates are triple negative every game, they're fucking spamming to FF every game and you have to win! Period!
You don't just get handed wins, there are no free wins in this fucking game.
Briar should not be doing Baron. Briar should not be doing Baron. Can we punish this?
Come here bitch.
What oh I forgot it's a broken champion because they want to make money. I've got one shot. All right, I
Literally dodged one of his cues too, and I still get one shot
What a broken fucking champion I literally dodged one of his cues
What a broken fucking champion dude. I literally dodged one of his cubes.
Where I'm chug at where even are you they love these 1v5 they just fit I swear to God
like the League of Legends iron the silver mindset it's like just do a 1v5 every time
you spawn in they don't think about numbers positioning anything they literally don't
think about fucking anything it's like the league of legends like mindset we
kept walk okay we have an elder fight you give me the wave I mean you're not
gonna do anything so you're three and six just give me the wave
Could I murder the Teemo? I don't even know. I don't even know. We're going to see what happens.
I'm going to guess no.
Everyone just has this fixation on like, every time they spawn in, they try to 1v5.
It's like this weird like iron to silver mindset and I just I don't I don't know
Can I kill I want to kill Teemo before album, you know, let's kill Teemo. Let's kill Teemo before out
He's like right in here now
Let's kill Teemo before elder. Let's kill Teemo before elder. Let's kill Teemo so he won't be there for the album fight
Where are you! Where are you! Why would you fight, five people, when you can fight one!
Timo's isolated. Timo's isolated at the end of the game. He's by himself. I pinged
You did 19 fucking times.
Why in the world would you not rush the fucking chemo?
I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't know maybe it's all my fault I don't know maybe it's all
my fault I have 70,000 damage every time I play this game
I'm stream
down
down
rock dead
How long does elder buff last form?
I didn't know how that works, fully.
My god, Timo's so out of line.
The enemy has been slain.
Yeah chat tell me to stay on harass me the whole time yep yep yep yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah harass me the entire time my team is great my team are beautiful humans yep you're
right they're beautiful people like God I can't even can't even like leave the
spawn
my teammates are the best people ever I'm the worst teammate ever yeah yeah yeah
yep they're great they're all great you guys are right
has been slain
Peach
Peach
Wait, why did I get... why did I get... why didn't it take away my silver?
I'm definitely not playing as well as I normally play.
I'm definitely tilted.
People are definitely like just raging at me in the chat so I'm not going to play good.
But also, one winning lane would be incredible.
One winning lane.
I would suck a dick for a winning fucking lane.
Like I'm not talking like, oh he's 8 and 8.
No I mean like a 6 and 0 player.
I would fucking suck someone's cock.
It's going to be the longest dream of my fucking life.
Why do you fuckers Q League to leave?
I don't understand.
Why do you motherfuckers Q League to just leave?
Why?
I don't understand.
in community I've ever seen in my fucking life. It's the weirdest fucking game in community I've
ever seen in my life. Why the fuck do you Q League to leave? I can't stream this game period. I just,
I don't play good. There's so many snipers. I just can't do it. This game is actually
unstreamable. So what's my replay to my life? I'm playing like as bad as I play when I was
an iron. I was playing so good yesterday too.
What why do motherfuckers Q Lee to then dodge the queue or decline the queue? I like what's
wrong with you guys? They're all like 40 and psychotic. I don't understand. Everyone that
place this game is like 50 years old and they're schizophrenic! Like GOD! Swap! Swap! Swap!
I just lost a hundred it lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost lost seven games in a row
Yeah, you just have to, I have to be a god.
To get to gold, like yo, yo,
if you're a gold player in League of Legends,
like you should win a Nobel Peace Prize.
Like, cause here's the thing, it's not like any other game.
Like last game when my Cho'Gath walked into
a suicide mission, I know in my mind he's doing it
because he expects me to commit suicide with him.
So it's like, I have two options.
I can run away and then get blamed by Cho'Gath
for the rest of the game,
and then blamed by my fucking chat,
fight, fight, what should work, what should work, fight.
Or I can just be an absolute sociopathic narcissist,
run away from Cho'Gath,
watch him get his head sliced open,
because that's the proper plan.
That's the proper plan.
The proper plan is to say, Cho'Gath, stop.
I pinged him off, I ran away.
He runs into three people doing it
because he expects me to fight with him.
She's never played with a team, but that's the annoying part, Sonny.
When I play off stream, I don't play with my team, and that's how I get MVPs, because
I isolate engagements that I actually like and I choose the engagements I want.
If I play with my team, I will be in this rank for 10 years.
Because they're in this rank for a fucking reason.
I'm like dead ass level 60.
Like these fuckers are in this rank for a reason.
I'm letting everyone die.
I'm only ganking when I want to, not when someone fucking pings me and I'm going to
You live her, Gary!
Joe Gaff just does a suicide mission because he expects me to commit.
And then I'm like, alright, I'll commit.
I'll fucking commit.
I know it's bad, and then I die.
If I play with my team, I will be in this rank for the next 15 years.
Do you actually get dragons off stream too?
No, this is what I do, and I've faded my W because I'm raging at a CHACHE!
GOD DAMN IT!
Here it is, here's the invade.
Let's stream slide jinxy, let's stream slide jinxy.
Let's invade jinxy dude.
Dude, let's stream slide jinxy.
Bro let's stream slide jinxy dude.
Let's stream slide jinxy dude.
Yeah dude, let's stream slide jinxy on leak.
I have a 1 inch cock, let's stream slide jinxy dude.
Well, I'm doing 4 minute clear because I've created my...
Yeah, this is over, I mean I've created my W, it's fully over.
We already lost. My clear is gonna be 4 minutes.
My clear is gonna be 4 minutes. It's over.
I think this is the most bad I've ever been on stream.
I don't know why I chose to stream this game.
Un-streamable game. Un-fuckin' streamable.
I told my team we get first blooded, I'm quitting League of Legends itself.
If it turns into 20 games in a row, first bloods down my way.
I guess it half counts? I'll take it? Nice, Lucian.
This is the most angry I've ever been on stream.
4 minute clear, upgraded W because I was raging at a brain dead chatter.
Here comes the scut bass.
My ADC is 3 and 0 and not 0 and 3.
My ADC is 3 and 0.
Oh my god, I'm not dreaming.
My ADC's three and a...
Lucian, somebody give this guy a blowjob.
Yeah, why would I go for double Scott if I'm on a four minute clear?
If I go for double Scott, I can't back and I'm late to my camp.
Why would I, why would you say double Scott?
I did, I said a four minute clear because I accidentally got into my W.
Like that just shows me that like you have never jungled, ever.
Why the fuck would I double skype?
I just did a 4 minute clear.
What are you saying?
He's on a 5 game losing streak?
No, I'm on a 7 game losing streak.
I'm on a 7 game losing streak.
I'm on a 7 game losing streak.
I'm on a 7 game losing streak.
come on a 7 game losing streak
make that 8
our piece of shit top laner our piece of shit top laner just said um he just said my support
telling me woo is bot son I'm sobbing that your support told you that a minute ago your
Your support already got a minute ago.
Someone saved me from Loser's Q.
He has legs, Pantheon, you piece of shit.
This the same guy had to blame me for not ganking.
I hate, I hate everyone that plays this shit.
Yo, Pantheon, he was bot a minute ago.
He has legs!
Stop typing and CS.
You're getting mocked.
Timo has 20 more CS than you.
No.
OK.
You should quit League.
You're down 30 CS.
There are no amount of games in the world
that are going to make you hit minions better.
You suck.
You are solo losing us the game!
No one owes you ganks!
pantheon I fucking hate you I fucking hate you you're an objectively bad human
it's just all the way I never type anything I never type anything and it's
just it's just it's just fucking they just start they're 0 and 3 and then it's
all the junglers fall because I'm some daddy daycare center oh yeah bro my
My ganks are gonna help your 40 CS deficit.
Sure, I'm sure they are.
You're getting skull fucked.
You're bad at League.
Yep, I'm gonna get collapsed on Pantheon
sitting under turret.
See how intelligent I am to know to not fight that?
Because Pantheon sitting under turret,
Teemo collapses and then I'm dead again.
Report Pantheon, report Pantheon, report Pantheon.
I'm gonna ping for you Temos coming Temos coming can you fight him can you fight
him I'm gonna ping for you since you have the awareness of a fucking rock I'm gonna
to ping everything for you Pantheon.
Getting gapped by 30 fucking CS typing to me.
Don't fucking type to me.
Don't fucking type to me.
Get your fucking CS up, then you can type.
You have 45 CS, 10 minutes into the game.
Hang it up, hang it up.
Last hit the minions big bro.
Thank God Lucian's a person.
come on let's see it come on let's see it
I am.
I am.
God, that R is disturbing.
Wukong, you're late buddy. You're late. You're late. You're late. You're late. You're a shit jungler.
He's gonna keep close, buddy.
If I Timo I die, I guess I could push the wave for Pappy on.
run team up
It's looking like just continuous bot ganks because Lucian's ahead, I need to play around
Lucian play away from him
God I hate you so much man. I fucking hate you
Let's go Nassus let's commit to this well hold up
Can we get this smolder to come up? Can we get him to come up? Can we get him to come up?
Yeah, bitch! Yeah! Yeah!
Give me all that fucking gold!
Give me all these camps too.
come on wap! I'm here now! probably a bad drag, but I'm tilted so let's do it
What are you doing?
Fucking Wukong!
I knew it's a bad drag.
I'm so intelligent.
I knew it was bad.
I still did it anyways.
Intuition's always right.
should have just been on my camps
I mean, here's the objective.
So Pantheon is literally a banana peel.
So should I do the rip tarot?
Cause if I do it and it comes down, it's false hope.
Pantheon's literally a banana peel.
So what should I do?
I should probably just back-scut-drag it.
That's what I'm gonna do.
I mean, Teemo's mid, fuck it.
Teemo's mid. Let's just do it. Let's just do it. Let's just do it.
Alright Pantheon, oh you're gonna back, okay, you're gonna back?
Pantheon you're gonna back.
You're gonna back.
You're gonna back.
You're gonna back.
You're gonna back.
If I die right now.
Help Lane and I help OBJs.
Help your brain cells.
You are getting CS, Mobbed.
No one owes you ganks.
You will be here FOREVER.
And now I'm late to my...
Man, I wonder why.
Yeah, I'm sure you do, bro.
I don't think you have much thoughts in your brain.
Lucian just walked in the two people.
But there you go Pantheon good job in your lane
I'm gonna I'm gonna rip this motors head off. I'm gonna cut this fucking smolders fucking head off
Please just bait him up NASA, just bait him up.
I wanted to cast so bad.
Oh, I wanted to cast so bad.
Chad, I'm not helping my teammates. They're not real humans.
I'm going to help when I can steal a kill. That's literally it.
They're not real people.
They don't deserve anything from me.
I'm gonna help them when I know I have a kill.
If I don't know I have a kill, I'm not gonna help them.
I'm doing 100% playstyle.
I'm not doing 50-55s all day.
They're subhuman pigs.
I'm not going to help them at all.
I'm gonna let them all die.
she steal this wave real quick so I can get my item.
Of course this fucker got the cannon.
He's gonna go to the 0 and 12 performance.
I'm like building full crit.
But yeah bro, take the cannon.
Sure, I'll report in your pictures.
I'm literally never going to help my team again.
Last time I helped my team was when ChoGath put me on a suicide mission.
5v5's I'll do, but the problem is they refuse to do 5v5's.
I don't help them because they don't help me! I don't help them because they don't help me!
Kill the fizz, whatevs.
Look at this. This is because of ganks right the 80 80 CS gap 0 and 6 can't wait to check your steps
I'm predicting level 350 peak silver
Alright, here's the objective.
Here's the objective.
Here we go.
Here's the objective.
Here we go.
No one's here, so I can't walk into a dragon pit alone.
They're all alive, but probably hitting the dragon right now.
So what do you want me to do?
Got him so good.
Well there you have it boys.
No one's on the dragon.
I didn't mean to drift here.
I look you forgot I had it.
I thought I had a wolf.
I thought I had a wolf.
Chad didn't mean to arrow him out. Chad didn't mean to arrow him out. I thought I had a wolf.
Alright Pantheon, here's your gank, here you go, here's your gank, here you go man.
Here's your gank, here you go Pantheon, here's your gank, nope.
Nope, not anymore, Nautilus is here.
Nautilus is here pig.
Why would you do that?
Yeah, I strongly advise against this play, I strongly advise against this play, I strongly
advise against this play.
We got turrets guys, if you guys want to use them, we don't have to use the turrets,
we can.
Oh yeah, it's over. I'm huge. GG. GG. GG.
GG. GG. GG.
GG.
And they say daddy's home.
I'm fucking gigantic.
I'm absolutely fucking gigantic.
Do you want me to bury that?
GG.
I'M THE FUCKING TRUTH!
Disgusting pig pantheon, I'm still gonna bring you to the front of the slam. Don't you worry.
You least...
like shadows in the fog.
Like Pantheon. Legitimate- Legitimately, like-
Anybody home? Are you a person? Are you a human being?
Are you a human? Like Pantheon, are you a fucking person?
Are you a human? I actually don't know.
Are you a person or a goblin?
anything but a team fight wallah anything but a team fight anything but a fucking team
fight anything but a team fight it's always got to be a 1v10
okay I think we have to get dragged I mean masses is on an island
I don't know what to say, man.
I'll come here, Fizz.
Ah, they're all there.
Why? Just anything but a teamfight, huh?
Masses?
Like, here's the thing.
What do you want me to do while I'm dragging?
Pantheon dies, Nasus pushes a pointless wave into 5 people.
We can't 3v5 dragon.
fucking T-Milk
yeah Pantheon take those cannons bro maybe you'll go two and nine
take those cannons bro nice back Nautilus
Please give me one teamfight please.
I just want one teamfight please so I can go to sleep tonight.
Just one kill at a time
I
I'm never shooting this.
I'll never stream in this game again, untrue more, it's not in my element, it is what it is GGs.
I love how small it gets away there, it's so disgusting.
I love how small it gets away there, it's so fucking gross.
is over well whatever man no MVP no win
yeah put the question mark I'm never streaming this shit again no no no
I'm the best I'm the I don't know every time I play off stream I just hyper carry every
game but as soon as I spark my
Silver three to bronze one in a single stream.
I'm never shooting this game again.
All right.
I think I broke my headset completely this time. I have no audio eight game losing streak silver three to bronze one. I haven't won an eight game losing streak. I think since day one of the game.
I can't stream it.
Cause I have thousands of people backseat gaming me.
I have someone inting.
I just, I can't do it.
I physically can't do it.
I can't.
Silver three to bronze one.
Jesus.
I swear to God.
You win, chat.
Good job on the like five hours of harassment.
Never again.
Never again.
Never again, bro.
Never again.
I'm never streaming this fucking game again.
never again. I broke my headset too. Can't end on a loss. Well, this is going to end
on the loss of my life. I keep queuing because here's the thing. All right, everybody listen
up. Get your hand off your fucking keyboard and listen. When I don't stream this game,
I'm the best player in the goddamn lobby. When I don't stream this game, I am the
best 16 and 2 win 12 and 1 win 14 and 9 win 5 and 0 win 19 and 4 lost 19 and 5 win 13 and 3 win 10
and 8 win I start streaming the game here's what happens when I don't stream the game I am the best
Silver that has ever touched a red buffed
I just can't do it with the chat I can't do it with the psychotic pantheon
One in ten pantheon three and six masses shout out Lucian and he like just think here's what happens. I
Don't know man. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not even gonna talk about it. I'm not a bronze one player
I'm gonna go play off stream check my up check my fucking up. I'm gonna play off stream and have 90,000 damage a game
Silver three to bronze one I
Mean you have like your pantheon, please. I'm not even kidding when I say this in
GTA 5 story mode. You should actually run in front of a train track. I'm not even kidding
You went one and ten
Go one in ten, have no awareness, have bad mechanics, get out CS by Teemo, have bad macro
and bad micro, blame jungler.
Have a rock in your head, blame jungler.
Walk into a turret, blame jungler.
Blame jungler.
Solo push in a 1v5, blame jungler.
You do you bro, whatever.
Let me check your fucking stats.
I almost forgot.
Kofi, let me check your stats.
I hope you've been, I hope you've been bronze sober for six years so I can just point and laugh at a fuck at what type of fucking human you are.
God, this game brings out the absolute worst in people.
What's this fuckers name.
Kofi and a one right here and a one my ass.
Yep, all time win percentage 12 wins 17 losses this season bronze to one and 10 pantheon four and nine eight and five eight and 10.
Yeah, so he's level 88. Okay, that makes him like somewhat of a human, I guess.
But yeah, man, I can't do this anymore.
I can't do this anymore, bro. I physically, I cannot do this.
I'm gonna play off stream, check my app. I'll have 90,000 damage every fucking game.
I can't do with the question mark, question mark, question mark, fight, fight, 60, fight, fight, fight.
It's everything's a 2v5. Everyone's isolated. Everybody's on an island. No one knows what they're doing.
I hate this elo. I just want to be in like gold or something. I actually fucking hate it
Fight fight but chat my whole team's dead. What do you want me to do?
And my gods want me to flash into the dragon pit, smite the contact rate, RQE away, re-engage yourself
What do you want me to do? My whole team's dead
I don't know what to do with my headset.
Did I like accidentally mute my audio or something?
I think my audio is muted.
I think I broke my headset.
I'm on an 8 game living streak.
This is slash middle.
This is slash middle.
This is slash middle.
This is slash middle.
I'm getting a beer, I'm mutin' all, I'm ending stream on YouTube,
but I'm blasting music and doing what I do when I'm not streaming.
Get what I deserve, whatever, taught them like a person under you know I'm a earn-nose
This ain't even about some shit up on a checklist
This about the fact that I'm about to test this
I'm about to figure out what my best is
I can't avoid it because now your boy invested
And I ain't got a choice except to smile and accept it
Pretty reckless
Pretty restless cause I've lived my life expecting love
To come the second my attempt was done
And yeah, I got stomachs out of a correct case
I'm getting involved
About to beat you, dick, what's up?
Look it up. Yeah
of my other records. And the time flashed, how long fast it was?
How fast since I mastered my crap?
Goddamn, who woulda thought it came like this?
Back in 2012, you should've made that list.
Got 5 to 10 breaks with no wings.
I would not lie about being tried with no ink, or
that's at least what I thought till I saw a line drawn.
Then I couldn't like buy guns, but got guns,
because I really wanted to dump them on my line drawn.
You
De-saturate the sheetwraps today, I feed back the rage, I feed back the hate, I eat lap-a-rape
On a later date, puttin' him out the point with the player hate.
What the fuck was I sayin'?
Oh, yeah, I'm kind of a slave to my ambition, I'm a friend of the family's business, I'm crazy.
I admit it, I predicted where I finish is crazy, but that just means that it's further away.
So, learn about the word until he turns in his grave, let's re-
League of Legends Community.
I know everybody has skips if any of that plays this game.
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Peter about time let's go
got the movement in this game is actually insane this will not be an infinite stream
We're gonna win right now. Come on.
This will not be an impenetrable, we're going to win, alright?
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Lock in top 12 let's go
Top 12, top 12, top 12, top 12, come on, walk, come on, walk.
Got this speed.
This is it.
Chat, the gaming gauntlet has lasted 10 hours 37 minutes.
We need to win a game of Fortnite.
and tall guys all the time.
That was the coolest thing I've ever done in my life.
I did not mean to do that.
Oh my god, you get shield from this.
Top 10. I was here. 11 hours in.
There's not always barters players like Jinxie. Thanks JJ. Top 10
Come on
still mannequin
i have the high ground now
It's the hardest part of trying my life.
This is silver ranked, silver ranked.
Silver ranked builds.
I need to save my metalgear.
Come on, I'm definitely going to get next zone as well.
Guys, I don't need kills, I just need to win.
Remember, that's what I got, I need to win.
to my reload button is unbinded it's really unfortunate
my reload button is fucking unbinded
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top three oh my god
I need that loot.
That's a lot of peace, that's a lot of peace.
I think this would work.
Shout out Bushcam, Dad.
I bet this shit would work.
I bet this shit would work.
I'm so fucking sorry.
Come on, come on, come on.
For the Fortnite win.
Come on.
I told you guys it would work.
Stop, what the fuck am I stuck on?
I'm gonna go like this.
Yes!
Come on!
Let's fucking go!
Yes!
Yes! Come on! Let's fucking go! Yes!
That bush camp was so smart. Oh my god. We did it in two games, bro.
Now there's one game left on the gauntlet and it's literally just Fall Guys.
Oh my God!
That was Silver Ranked, that was Silver Ranked.
I got Silver 3 now.
Oh my God, we actually did it.
Yeah!
Alright, literally just Fall Guys.
Oh my God, I'm so scared of Fall Guys.
one game left. Oh my God. High-fives added to the challenge. One game boys. Come on,
woo-wop.
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Oh my god, woo-ah, woo-ah, literally just fall, guys, row, literally just fucking fall,
guys, please.
Holy shit.
What a crazy ass game and gauntlet today has been.
I cannot believe league was the biggest struggle.
And that's like the game I play the most.
I need to plug in.
There we go.
This is it guys.
Wow.
What a stream that's been we just have to win fall guys. That is it. Yeah, we just have to win fall guys move up
It's not even working my mother's I'm turning on it. What fuck
What fuck
Alright. Oh my god, chat, what a stream. We're about 11 hours in, boys.
boys, we're about 11 hours in of this game in gauntlet, literally the only thing we have
left to win this fall, guys, to recap, we want a game of FIFA, we want a game of Madden, we
want a game of Rocking League, we want a game of Premier CS2 ranked, which was really fun
and I look you want to play that again, we want a game of League of Legends, we
one a game of four and I have only two tries.
All that's left is Fall Guys.
Just watch the Rocket League part,
holding LaMickey, how, how, how, how, how.
You think I'm gonna put on Fall Guys?
You think I'm gonna put on Fall Guys, actually.
Jinx, you later today is my first day of my sophomore year. Do you got any tips? I'm nervous, bro. Just be yourself, man. In high school, the first thing you got to understand is probably 90 to 95% of your quote, unquote, friends.
quote-unquote friends, you're literally never going to see again as soon as high school ends, froggy.
Second thing I'm going to say, bro, do something you actually like. Don't try to be somebody that
you're not. If you like sports, go for a sport team. Try out for a sport team. If you like a girl,
ask out a girl, bro. Focus on your grades. Try to have good attendance. Listen to your mom and
dad. And yeah, bro, I would say stay out of the party scene because dude, people are doing drugs,
They're having sex and shit. I don't think you should be doing that in high school, man
But yeah, other than that, bro, you're the truth kid have fun in high school, man
Be yourself, bro is the biggest thing the problem with high school frog is everybody's trying to be somebody that they're not that's the problem
The problem in high school is everybody's trying to be somebody that they're not to impress people that
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I'm going to grab her, have arrived, yo, if you're grabbing me on fall guys at 1.13 in the morning, like you need to rethink your life, girl.
the grabbers have the grabbers have fucking arrived it was only oh my god
nobody know to avoid the water but I didn't know it was gonna like turn like
that and I was gonna kill yep oh my god almost I almost actually died the
grabbers bro grabbing me at one in the morning is just next level degeneracy
Like I understand strings diving me at the start of the stream y'all throughout I'm
11 hours into a gauntlet I'm 11 hours into an ultimate game in gauntlet where I've
been off way more than I could chew and we're somehow about to get through it
grabbing me right now is absolutely like shameful behavior it's getting past me
all of us are dying. There's only four. Look how many people are grabbing them. I don't even know how
they got in because I died and like by the time I streamed that I caught up I was already in a
game. Did they get? Or did they guess? That's like next level. Oh my god we qualified.
Yeah, this is it man. Like we need to win a Fall Guys game and the gauntlet is over.
I actually thought I was going to quit. I actually thought I was going to quit.
I thought I was going to quit on CS and I thought I was going to quit on League, but I somehow didn't.
Pre-crash off. No, no, no, no, no, just jump.
bro just oh no not the tail no not the tail bro this is one of those modes that's impossible
to beat if you're getting sniped bro bro this mode is impossible to beat if you're getting
because you're just always going to be toward grabbing.
Yes! Oh my god!
I'm actually moving, can you imagine was that like two?
Alright, put the ankles on some of them, guys my tech was just to get hit by the thing,
hoop shoot, use AX to dive slide through the hoop to score points.
All right, we need to lock in.
We actually need to lock in.
Oh, God, it's like one of these.
There's not many people left, actually, hold up, chat, hold up, chat, this is winnable.
I don't know if I'm going to make that, I'm not really, I'm kind of slob, this is kind
lane though it's just a mickey
I gotta go faster
I don't know how I'm gonna make it guys sorry
I need this, I need this.
out. I need this. On the truth. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. There's going to be one more
round till finals. This actually could be the win. This actually could be the win. There's
going to be one more round till finals. Come on a lot. That'd be 4-9 in two games. We're
We're just playing silver ranked, it was free.
Oh no, this is finals.
I have a one and 11 chance.
Bro, this is finals.
Oh no.
Oh no.
This one's like pretty RMG too.
You have to kind of guess.
Might be my lucky day.
Why would you grab, you're such a fucking pussy, and it's over now.
Why would you grab, though, why would you grab?
but I can't believe they gave me this for finals.
I can't believe they gave me this for 1-11 finals.
Are you kidding me?
And then I get grabbed.
Always follow the crowd.
I know, but I thought if I like veered off, I'd win.
I thought if I veered off, I'd win.
I thought if I veered off, I'd win.
Guys, we might actually be here.
Right, I deadass might quit on ball, guys.
This game's so cramped.
I just get grabbed.
I might actually quit on ball, guys.
I'm not even kidding.
I might actually lose the godlight.
So cramped.
Why are you grabbing?
Such a lamiki final game. I'm not even kidding. This is gonna be harder than four. Like I'm gonna spend more time on fall guys than four
Dude, what is infinite stream left piece?
Yeah now see what I said
After the first couple of games, then the stream snipers start getting synchronized and then it's just over now. There's like
Yep
I'm all I'm sorry
But I
I quit in today's game. No, no, no. We made it out. We made eight games chat. Let's go through today. I had to win a game of Madden. We did it. I had to win a game of people. We did it. I had to win a game of Rock and League. We did it. I had to win a game of premier rank counter strike to we did it. I had to win a game of League of Legends.
We did it. I had to win a game of fortnight. We did it in two tries.
I get on fall guys at two in the morning.
I'm getting grabbed by 10 people and I get hit by a ball.
All this just to lose the speed.
Jack, today's gaming gauntlet was to prep us for the Brovy Bro again.
Speed in two days.
We're good to go boys.
I quit on the gaming gauntlet. I know El Quitter El Quitter fall guys at
two a.m. I'd rather get fucking shanked.
chat love you fall guys at 2am I'd rather get shanked chat love you to death kid if you enjoyed your stay type of one I gotta go to sleep yo
don't know what I'm doing tomorrow don't know what I'm doing tomorrow what chat Tuesday brobie bro against the lock the fuck in chat I'll catch up
G.H. we failed the gauntlet it is what it is y'all. We failed the gauntlet it is what it is.
G.H. chat. Love you guys to death kid.