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Jynxzi

08-24-2026 · 6h 33m

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[00:03:00] First rule of business today chat or actually announcement.

[00:03:04] Tomorrow chat, we got bro V bro versus I show speed.

[00:03:08] 9 games. He picks 3. I picked 3. We have 3 neutral games and tomorrow we are going to find out who the better gamer is.

[00:03:18] For my games against speed.

[00:03:20] I don't really want to put him on our 6. I don't think he's going to have fun.

[00:03:24] I think I'm going to do chess with like limited time.

[00:03:28] Gio Gasser might be neutral because bro he's travel of the world.

[00:03:34] I don't chat what should I do what should my games be against speech?

[00:03:39] What should I do for my games?

[00:03:44] Checked on tests.

[00:03:45] If don tests is actually reviewing my lost streak, I might not even want to watch that

[00:03:49] check yesterday.

[00:03:50] I just got tilted and played like shit, but actually did up this morning.

[00:03:53] I played this morning and played well.

[00:03:55] Oh no, he's reviewing my game lost streak.

[00:03:58] is so bad. I can't watch this. I can't. I can't even look at this. Uh, chat. I can't even look at

[00:04:06] this. I can't even look at this. Now. Fortnite, bro, speeds good at Fortnite. Speed wants to

[00:04:13] play me in Fortnite. Speed picked Fortnite as his game. Chat, for speeds games, he picked

[00:04:19] Fortnite, FIFA and Minecraft. Bro picked my, I'm kind of shit at Minecraft though.

[00:04:27] Chaffer, that's for his games. What should I pick?

[00:04:34] Cases.

[00:04:43] R6. I just don't, I think he's going to be a lost puppy on R6.

[00:04:48] I don't mind chess. I don't mind chess. If I get a time constraint to keep it like somewhat fair.

[00:04:55] Rocket League, I would smoke him. I have to give him like a big ass gold lead. I

[00:05:03] Don't know. I don't know what to do

[00:05:08] Okay now guys

[00:05:11] Chat who in this chat drafted Ashton Gentie and fantasy football

[00:05:15] Who in this chat already did their fantasy football draft and drafted Ashton Gentie

[00:05:19] Me.

[00:05:20] Okay.

[00:05:21] Now, the flock league is reduced to rubble and I sort of want to rant about this for a

[00:05:29] minute because this is fucking disgusting.

[00:05:32] This is disgusting on Mason's behalf.

[00:05:38] This is just, Deshaun Watson has been named the starting quarterback of the Cleveland

[00:05:42] Browns.

[00:05:46] I just feel like Shador, I feel like Shador looked better.

[00:05:50] I only watched one pre-season game.

[00:05:53] I feel like Shador looked better, but I don't know.

[00:05:55] The Browns are just a disaster.

[00:05:57] Chat, the Browns are just an absolute fucking disaster.

[00:06:02] They both asked, well, here's the thing.

[00:06:06] Even if they're good, you'll never know

[00:06:08] because you wanna know why they played

[00:06:09] for the Cleveland Browns.

[00:06:11] Quarterback victim of their system.

[00:06:13] Now, the Flock League is supposed to be a competitive league,

[00:06:17] and I just want you guys to watch

[00:06:22] probably about two minutes of this absolute blasphemy.

[00:06:27] First thing, Rome, I didn't forget about you.

[00:06:29] Rome sent in this trade today.

[00:06:32] So guys, for context,

[00:06:34] Danny here and Sammy Stax,

[00:06:37] they drafted Ash and Gentie, he got injured.

[00:06:40] This was before they knew how bad the injury was,

[00:06:42] and they were all panicking.

[00:06:44] Watch this.

[00:06:45] Give y'all better.

[00:06:46] I would give us more chances

[00:06:48] because we have some high upside players.

[00:06:49] I immediately went ahead and sent an offer over

[00:06:52] to Stax and Stone for Mr. Justin Jefferson.

[00:06:55] Let me move my face cams.

[00:06:56] You guys can see what Rome sent in.

[00:07:01] Let me move my face cam.

[00:07:02] Now, what did I want?

[00:07:03] I wanted Justin Jefferson and Jalen Warren.

[00:07:06] And guess what?

[00:07:07] Stax and Stone immediately said, no thanks.

[00:07:09] I'm legitimately serious. Well, I played fantasy football for four years. This is something my baby cousin would send me if he grabs somebody's iPad to Juan Johnson, who literally isn't even a startable tight end in a 12 man league.

[00:07:27] a startable tight end in a 12 man league.

[00:07:29] Tight end 16 and Cortland Sutton

[00:07:33] for Justin Jefferson in Jalen Warren.

[00:07:36] If you were to remove Justin Jefferson

[00:07:39] from this trade completely,

[00:07:41] this is still a horrible trade

[00:07:43] because you're basically just saying Sutton for Warren.

[00:07:46] Jen, do you see this?

[00:07:51] Yo, stop typing lappies.

[00:07:54] Holy fuck.

[00:07:56] Stop!

[00:07:58] All my chat is is fucking la piece.

[00:08:04] Like, oh my God, what is, like, stop!

[00:08:07] What is this?

[00:08:11] Okay, now hold up.

[00:08:13] Now this trade actually went through here.

[00:08:15] This one you're about to see, one second.

[00:08:17] Thank you.

[00:08:18] Right now it running back, they're starting.

[00:08:20] So I'm gonna skip to the thick of it here.

[00:08:23] I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows.

[00:08:27] Danny, Sammy Stax, this is league ruining.

[00:08:32] It's only $1,001 for y'all to bid, and you'll have a lot.

[00:08:35] The other issue is what if somebody else trades for Fab

[00:08:38] and Sal kind of alluded to the fact

[00:08:39] that here's he willing to trade for $500.

[00:08:41] So right now they're talking about Fab

[00:08:43] for somebody to snipe Mike Washington off of the waiver

[00:08:47] wire because Ash and Genty,

[00:08:49] they think he's out for the season.

[00:08:51] Mike Washington holds no value anyways.

[00:08:54] He's literally a backup running back on a dog shit team.

[00:09:00] What are they worried about?

[00:09:02] What is this?

[00:09:03] So what do you think Sal's gonna trade five?

[00:09:07] How is he gonna get $500 of fat?

[00:09:09] He'll find a way, dude.

[00:09:10] That guy gets his fucking hair lined up every week.

[00:09:13] So I would just like to make an announcement

[00:09:14] that I'm completely happy to fall on the sword

[00:09:17] for this league and accepting your fat budget

[00:09:19] in fair trade.

[00:09:20] Just keep watching this.

[00:09:21] They just watch what happens.

[00:09:23] For your FAT budget, so I can have the most money

[00:09:25] to acquire Mike Washington Jr.

[00:09:27] I am happy to be the person who falls on that sword

[00:09:30] for the rest of the league

[00:09:31] and ensuring that Danny, Sammy, and Mason do not acquire

[00:09:34] a top 24 running back in Mike Washington Jr.

[00:09:36] I'm happy to do it for all of you.

[00:09:37] Here's the thing, we're doing this because-

[00:09:39] Here's the trade.

[00:09:41] Mason, who is basically evil,

[00:09:44] like I'm not even kidding, wow.

[00:09:47] Bro jumped on them like an injured gazelle

[00:09:49] as soon as Gentie got hurt.

[00:09:51] Mason receives Justin Jefferson and Brian Robinson

[00:09:55] for Kenneth Walker and $251 of fat.

[00:10:01] I mean, is this league a dictatorship?

[00:10:03] What is this?

[00:10:05] I as a citizen of this league,

[00:10:07] don't think Mason Dodd should be allowed

[00:10:10] to have Jonathan Taylor and Justin Jefferson

[00:10:12] because of league mates incompetent.

[00:10:15] That's not very bad.

[00:10:17] Yo bro, are you legitimately fucking stupid?

[00:10:19] Their logic is we need to fill in our running back because Gentie's out, so let's ruin our receiver.

[00:10:28] Legitimately, what the fuck is this trade? Like, I'm not, what the fuck is this?

[00:10:34] We're weak at running back.

[00:10:36] We're weak at running back? So you know what? Let's just be weak at receiver too.

[00:10:41] This is bad, like Justin Jefferson at 12 is probably the lowest she'll ever go in and dude

[00:10:52] Justin Jefferson actually has a QB this week. He's gonna be he's gonna be a top five receiver

[00:10:56] this season. Justin Jefferson is gonna be a top five receiver this season period. He actually

[00:11:01] has Kyler Murray now who got a Murray's the truth. He just played with the fucking Cardinals

[00:11:04] and people are gonna see that this season. So you get a top five receiver for Kenneth Walker

[00:11:08] who's overvalued, the Kansas City Chiefs never use the running bat. What is this? Totally.

[00:11:16] To then immediately get weak at wide receiver, 251 fab is not enough for me to make a deal.

[00:11:24] I need five. I need 50% of the budget. Or I just stand put and I just bid $1,001 on my

[00:11:32] from Washington. Do that. Mason, do that. Why are they falling for these manipulation tactics?

[00:11:37] What is this leak?

[00:11:39] Why are you falling for this?

[00:11:41] Bro, you go and bid $1,000 on Mike Washington.

[00:11:45] Oh wait, or we could wait one hour for Ian Rappaport.

[00:11:50] We could wait one hour for Ian Rappaport to say,

[00:11:54] oh guys, he's praying to his ankle.

[00:11:56] All good.

[00:11:57] How are they falling for these manipulation tactics?

[00:12:01] These are my league mates?

[00:12:03] Yeah bro, go and bid $1,000 on Mike Washington.

[00:12:06] You'll have no fad and you'll have a backup.

[00:12:09] You said he's one of your guys.

[00:12:10] I saw a video on the same stacks YouTube channel.

[00:12:12] There's still roughly a half-brown.

[00:12:14] Yes, I did.

[00:12:16] There's roughly a half-brown discovery.

[00:12:18] Just wait.

[00:12:18] Mason does an evil smile on the second here.

[00:12:20] I actually posted this in the group chat.

[00:12:21] What?

[00:12:22] Well, just wait.

[00:12:22] Watch how evil Mason is.

[00:12:24] I can see a market value here.

[00:12:25] Like I put out the offer of Walker for Jefferson straight up with asset.

[00:12:31] I wasn't going to add a dollar.

[00:12:32] Y'all's offer was Jefferson for Walker and 500 Fab.

[00:12:37] And I said, I will meet y'all in the middle.

[00:12:39] So I already did the meet in the middle part.

[00:12:41] If he's not out for the season,

[00:12:43] the downgrade from Jefferson to Ken Walker to me,

[00:12:46] I think I could do 350.

[00:12:47] Mason, after.

[00:12:48] What is the, what, why?

[00:12:51] What?

[00:12:52] The Chiefs don't run the ball.

[00:12:55] What is the, what is this?

[00:12:57] Justin Jefferson is the truth.

[00:13:00] Why are you doing this?

[00:13:02] we get Mike Washington, you still have the most fab in the league by far after

[00:13:07] it's taken one of the most for you and you can fab dominate anyone else.

[00:13:10] I'll meet you in the middle.

[00:13:11] I'll do Walker plus your offers 300 fab mine was 250 Walker and 350 we were at.

[00:13:18] We could do 300 though.

[00:13:20] Me to 75 Mason's trying not to smile.

[00:13:23] I can't, I can't be in this league.

[00:13:25] Mason is trying not to smile.

[00:13:27] Bro, this guy's going to have two first rounders on his team because of

[00:13:30] general incompetence.

[00:13:31] Look at him. He's trying not to smile. Do you see this? Do you see this? He's trying not to smile

[00:13:38] We are at 350 or 250. It's $25 dollars brother. The offer is Kenneth Walker

[00:13:44] 300 fab for Jefferson Brian Robinson. Yeah, look at him. He's trying not to laugh

[00:13:49] You are promising you're not bidding on Mike Washington. Yeah, I have to throw in the extra 50 bucks

[00:13:55] I can't who cares about Mike Washington. Oh

[00:13:58] Oh my god, this league is, bro, what is this?

[00:14:02] I promise I'm not bidding on Washington.

[00:14:04] So you're gonna create-

[00:14:04] Oh my god.

[00:14:05] The backup running back on the Raiders?

[00:14:08] Oh no, no, the backup run.

[00:14:14] Oh my god.

[00:14:16] Let's burn down our house for him.

[00:14:19] Mike Washington, no way.

[00:14:22] He's gonna average three yards a carry

[00:14:25] and they're gonna be punting half the time.

[00:14:28] Oh my god, no way for fab. I just don't want to make any promises in that case because I feel like I'm losing the trade

[00:14:34] I'll do 251 with confirmation. I feel like I'm losing the trade this guy's disgusting Mason. You're evil. No, no

[00:14:41] Mason died you are evil. None of these manipulation tactics are gonna work on me, bro

[00:14:46] This is full on evil. This is taking advantage of an emotional man who had his running back in her

[00:14:53] He said 275 Mason

[00:14:55] All the 300 with confirmation. All right. Look at him. Look at him. Look at this guy. Look at him

[00:15:01] She can't even contain his smile. She can't contain his fucking smile

[00:15:07] Hey, enjoy B Rob, I'm telling you you can make something

[00:15:13] He did it again Mason just traded Kenneth Walker I

[00:15:17] I

[00:15:22] Another league exploded so now Mason has two first-round players on his team

[00:15:28] Mason after doing a horrible draft

[00:15:31] Drafting Kenneth Walker not wanting to draft Kenneth Walker

[00:15:34] Says he's gonna trade away Kenneth Walker trades away Kenneth Walker and now he has two first-rounders on his team

[00:15:43] I'm actually sick to my fucking stomach

[00:15:47] Explain this in Minecraft terms.

[00:15:50] Mason got to Mason now has full diamond armor because he's going against an idiot

[00:15:57] Big gorilla with the gifted

[00:16:01] All right chat, I just had to get into that the leagues ruined. Um, yeah

[00:16:07] Okay guys, how y'all boys doing bro? K. Sean booty got traded at the Texan's

[00:16:12] the Texan. Wait, what? Xeno with the 10 gifted subs. Xenon. Xenon with the 10 gifted. Chat,

[00:16:25] how y'all boys doing, bro? How's everybody doing today, man? How y'all boys doing? When

[00:16:31] is speed, brobie, bro? I think probably, I think he streams early, I stream early

[00:16:36] Probably like 2pm, 3pm, something like that.

[00:16:40] Now chat, for the games, for the BroBee Bro against Speed,

[00:16:45] let me get this on a notepad now,

[00:16:47] so we can actually kind of lock in here.

[00:16:49] Ultimate gaming gauntlet aware, aware.

[00:16:53] All right, Jinxie for Speed, BroBee Bro,

[00:16:57] this is tomorrow chat.

[00:17:00] Okay, we need to figure out my games, my neutral games,

[00:17:03] and we already know Speed's games.

[00:17:05] Speed games that he selected was Fortnite, FIFA,

[00:17:10] which I can't, I cannot wait for that one.

[00:17:12] I'm gonna, I need to redeem myself.

[00:17:16] Fortnite, FIFA, and he said Minecraft, I think PDP.

[00:17:24] Okay.

[00:17:25] I think I lose this.

[00:17:27] I lose this.

[00:17:28] Unless I have a crutch, I could win Fortnite.

[00:17:30] I'm not bad at Fortnite.

[00:17:32] Check, can I beat speed in box fights?

[00:17:35] What do you guys think?

[00:17:36] Can I beat him in box fights?

[00:17:41] No.

[00:17:43] How, wait, really?

[00:17:46] I couldn't beat him in box fights.

[00:17:47] What if I got a slight round lead?

[00:17:50] Like a slight round lead.

[00:17:53] Jinx, you need some excellent dick in your life.

[00:17:55] Black balls, four, three, two, one.

[00:17:56] This guy has been typing this exact message

[00:17:59] for two weeks now.

[00:18:00] Jerkmate ranked, watch Dantez, open cases for dopamine, look at this fucking guy, just actually

[00:18:08] look at this fucking guy.

[00:18:09] Yo, black balls, legitimately what's wrong?

[00:18:12] Why do you type this same message?

[00:18:16] Okay, now, oh my god, Dantez has a whole notepad for me.

[00:18:22] Fuck.

[00:18:23] Okay, now next thing, speeds games for the bro v bro.

[00:18:26] These are the three he select.

[00:18:27] Remember, I select three, he selects three, three neutral games, first one to win five wins.

[00:18:32] Jynxy games, I'm going to do chess, I'll give him 10 minutes, I'll give me like three minutes.

[00:18:39] I'm doing chess for sure.

[00:18:40] I think GeoGuessor should be neutral.

[00:18:43] I think I have more reps on GeoGuessor, but RoSpeed traveled the world.

[00:18:53] Roblox spelling bee should be neutral also.

[00:18:55] Chat, what else do y'all think?

[00:18:57] I don't think he wants to play R-6, I think it's like too, it's going to be too confusing.

[00:19:05] Rocket League could be good.

[00:19:09] Rocket League with a gold lead.

[00:19:13] Chad, maybe Rocket League, but I give him a gold lead.

[00:19:24] We got the diamond and rocket league. It was slightly the Mickey chess rocket league. What else, bro? I want to do, bro, is there a way to do Roblox trivia 1v1? I'm so good at trivia.

[00:19:39] Is there a way to do Roblox trivia 1v1? I'm so fucking good at that. Chad, is there a way to do that with a private server?

[00:19:46] I'm so fucking good at trivia.

[00:19:50] Battleship should always be neutral. I agree. Yep.

[00:19:55] All right, those are my games. I think GeoGuessor is neutral. I think GeoGuessor is neutral.

[00:20:05] GeoGuessor is definitely neutral.

[00:20:13] then Roblox spelling bee definitely neutral and then what could the last game

[00:20:20] be chat what could the last game be bro what about should we guys think about

[00:20:27] Roblox rivals 1v1 nah but I don't want to do that I feel like I've never done I

[00:20:31] feel like I never played that speeds like a Roblox sweat bro Roblox

[00:20:38] That's not neutral. I haven't beat it.

[00:20:43] Battleship.

[00:20:48] Guys, this looks absolutely cinema.

[00:20:53] All right, the games for Jinxie vs Speed Brovy Brode tomorrow.

[00:20:58] Speed games, Fortnite, FIFA, Minecraft, PvP.

[00:21:01] Jinxie games, chess, Rocket League, Roblox trivia.

[00:21:05] I lose this. I win this. I lose this. I win this. Unless I don't blunder. I win this has played chess before.

[00:21:24] Chetis, speed, play chess?

[00:21:29] Hazy?

[00:21:33] It's going to be close.

[00:21:38] I don't know.

[00:21:39] It's going to be close.

[00:21:40] Okay.

[00:21:41] Let me see.

[00:21:42] Let me see.

[00:21:47] Let me see.

[00:21:48] Let me see.

[00:21:49] Let me see.

[00:21:50] Let me see.

[00:21:51] All right, let me see if I could, if I should do chess, the speed chess game play, my pawn

[00:22:05] two times up, you just tried to double move upon, he moves his pawn two times up, I move

[00:22:11] my pawn one up.

[00:22:14] Folks, does that say 180 60 low top left?

[00:22:19] All right, we're good.

[00:22:20] Yo, I give him 10 minutes.

[00:22:22] I get like three minutes.

[00:22:25] Bro, can I do a check?

[00:22:27] Chat, wait, no, we have a problem.

[00:22:28] Hold up, hold up.

[00:22:29] I'm not good at chess.

[00:22:30] Let me make this clear.

[00:22:31] But hold up though.

[00:22:32] Hold up, hold up.

[00:22:33] No, no, no, no.

[00:22:34] If I check, hold on a while.

[00:22:38] What if I'm up material but my time runs out?

[00:22:41] Do I lose?

[00:22:42] What if I'm up material but my time runs out?

[00:22:49] Do five minutes?

[00:22:56] Chess and clash?

[00:22:57] Guys, but I think like clash, there's just,

[00:22:59] I don't know if there's any way to balance it.

[00:23:02] The problem with clash is, bro,

[00:23:04] I literally beat speed 80 times in a row

[00:23:06] until they had Riot to help them.

[00:23:08] I don't know if there's a way to balance clash,

[00:23:10] honestly, I just don't think there is.

[00:23:12] I think it's better to do chess with a time constraint.

[00:23:15] I don't know how we could, cause guys, for a perfect Brovy Bro to happen, if Speeds favored

[00:23:21] in a game, I get a crutch.

[00:23:23] I don't need a crutch for FIFA.

[00:23:24] I could win FIFA.

[00:23:26] I don't really know about Minecraft, but Fortnite, like if he gives me like a couple kill lead,

[00:23:31] I'm chilling.

[00:23:32] You know what I'm saying?

[00:23:33] Do you know what I'm saying?

[00:23:35] But like with Clash, I don't know how to balance that because I just don't know

[00:23:38] if I would ever lose that.

[00:23:40] But chess, I'm not really that good at chess.

[00:23:42] I have fundamentals though, he does not have the fundamentals.

[00:23:46] Unless he's played since this time,

[00:23:48] bro he just spent two moves on one pawn.

[00:23:52] What is your next move?

[00:23:54] He moves this time 2.0, let's move my pawn 2.0, let's go.

[00:24:00] If he moves this pawn 2.0, let's move my pawn 2.0,

[00:24:03] let's go.

[00:24:04] He moves this pawn 2.0, I'm moving my pawn 2.0,

[00:24:07] let's go.

[00:24:08] What the fuck is happening?

[00:24:09] Yo, what the fuck is,

[00:24:11] What is this elo? What is this elo? What is this bro? Oh?

[00:24:19] Come on

[00:24:22] Come on

[00:24:25] Check me look out. Oh, you know what to do now. Check me

[00:24:35] What a shit move speed my cash out don't do it

[00:24:38] Don't do it, bro.

[00:24:39] Don't do it, bro.

[00:24:40] Don't do it, bro.

[00:24:41] Don't do it, bro.

[00:24:42] You don't know what to do.

[00:24:43] Okay.

[00:24:44] This is like one of Levy's cardinal sins.

[00:24:45] You never put a knight in the side of the board.

[00:24:46] You know what?

[00:24:47] Let me warm up a little bit on chess here.

[00:24:49] Because if I'm going to do this in Brovy Road tomorrow,

[00:24:51] it's good to get my feet wet, I think.

[00:24:53] You feel what I'm saying?

[00:24:54] And I'm not going to read chat.

[00:24:55] Type and chat.

[00:24:56] I'm not going to, I'm just going to lock in.

[00:24:58] High vines.

[00:24:59] I want to play this game.

[00:25:00] I want to play this game.

[00:25:01] I want to play this game.

[00:25:02] I want to play this game.

[00:25:03] I want to play this game.

[00:25:04] I'm not gonna I'm just gonna lock in hi vines. I want to play that music guess our game that own a schnitzel plays to

[00:25:11] I want to play that music guess our game

[00:25:14] I'm really good with music chat

[00:25:18] Our playing against trady also we're gonna go simple here car root con opening

[00:25:23] Or car or con defense not an opening. He's chatting this guy streams night

[00:25:27] except his chat, easy.

[00:25:30] Okay, this guy's a stream sniper.

[00:25:31] He's from USA, which increases the likelihood

[00:25:34] of him stream sniping by 15%.

[00:25:36] And then he typed easy.

[00:25:37] So he's probably stream sniping.

[00:25:39] But the thing about chess, guess what?

[00:25:41] You can't stream snip in chess.

[00:25:44] Why it's the best game ever created

[00:25:45] because why you can't stream sniping chess?

[00:25:48] Because it's not like clash.

[00:25:50] There's no matchups.

[00:25:51] There's no matchups.

[00:25:53] I'm actually sort of at a loss for words because if I do this, I block my bishop.

[00:26:07] I actually don't know. Oh, I should have just took his pawn. Wait, why don't I just take

[00:26:15] take. Bro, because take, take, take. No, you take with the night. But I don't think that's that,

[00:26:26] that's, that's that bad. Wait, wait, wait, hold up, is that hanging?

[00:26:31] Why don't I just push it we can trade nights take take my night take my night

[00:26:46] take my night take my night take my night take my night take my night take my

[00:26:53] night take my fucking night come on trade little stream sniper oh he's

[00:26:58] definitely streamsliving because guess what he just typed guess what he just

[00:27:01] typed 5 and 13 he's definitely streamsliving

[00:27:13] wait wait wait that's oh my god now I have my development now it's developing

[00:27:18] now it's developing this looks like a tiny but it's now here's the million

[00:27:28] question I can only castle this way if I take bro I can only castle this way if I

[00:27:35] take we're gonna take with our Queens we can castle both sides

[00:27:44] Trey come on lock in buddy little stream sniper I bet you this guy's using

[00:27:49] like a solver too now you can tell by how he's playing he's not there's no

[00:27:53] way come on what oh but now I boxed in my bishop fuck and that's that he stopped

[00:28:05] talking I need to stop talking I need to stop talking bro my bishop is just

[00:28:13] locked up where am I supposed to fucking move this

[00:28:17] Trey, why are you typing GG because you're up one pawn?

[00:28:23] GG, nice try.

[00:28:24] This kid's a psychopath.

[00:28:25] You know, Trey, stop typing and just play the game, bro.

[00:28:28] You're up one fucking pawn.

[00:28:30] Look at what this kid's typing.

[00:28:36] GG, nice try.

[00:28:41] Now we have this. I'm the truth. Let's let's prove it now. Brutal. What do you mean brutal?

[00:28:56] Trey, just stop typing and play. You're talking so much crap, bro. You have less elo than

[00:29:01] me. That means I'm literally better than you, by the way. You have less elo than

[00:29:05] me so I'm actually better than you trade play play trade play bro

[00:29:21] Pin. No, it's not a pin.

[00:29:30] Pin! Pin, bitch! Pin!

[00:29:39] That's another lesson, learn, right? I'm gonna be alright.

[00:29:51] Okay, a lot of options.

[00:29:58] Yo, where's that knight gonna go?

[00:30:01] Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey, where's that knight gonna go?

[00:30:06] Where's that knight gonna go?

[00:30:08] Dead?

[00:30:09] Dead?

[00:30:10] Alive?

[00:30:11] Can't?

[00:30:12] Dead.

[00:30:13] You have one legal move.

[00:30:17] One move.

[00:30:18] You have one move.

[00:30:19] You can do that. Where's that night going to go?

[00:30:22] Trey, where's that night going to go?

[00:30:24] Trey, where's that night going to go?

[00:30:26] Get nervous. Talk now.

[00:30:28] Take, messed up your pawn structure.

[00:30:31] I don't know, I didn't see you can do that. All good though.

[00:30:35] I want to chest tournament. It's time to prime out.

[00:30:38] This move looks devastating.

[00:30:48] What up now, Trey?

[00:30:53] What up now?

[00:30:55] Move that night.

[00:30:56] Move that fucking night.

[00:30:57] Move that night.

[00:30:58] Move that night.

[00:30:59] You want to talk shit?

[00:31:00] Let's go.

[00:31:01] Now you got me in flow state.

[00:31:02] Jinx C. Carlson.

[00:31:04] Jinx C. Carlson.

[00:31:05] Now you got me in flow state, boy.

[00:31:07] Why?

[00:31:10] Oh, I thought he hung it.

[00:31:14] Okay, well now where are you gonna move your night?

[00:31:17] Where are you gonna move your night?

[00:31:19] Bro, where are you gonna move your night?

[00:31:21] Where are you gonna move your night?

[00:31:23] Where are you gonna move your night?

[00:31:27] Where, where?

[00:31:29] Dead?

[00:31:31] Alive?

[00:31:32] Dead?

[00:31:34] Dead?

[00:31:36] Try some.

[00:31:37] fork. Oh my god that's a fork. How is that a fucking fork? Oh no it's not a fork. It's not a fork.

[00:31:46] Come on. It's not a fork. I can't chat. It's not a fork. It's not a fork. No, no, no. Chill, chill.

[00:32:01] This is okay. Okay. This is where it gets spicy because he could do a lot of stuff in this

[00:32:05] exact scenario. I'm up on time. Yo, Trey, I'm up on time. You might want to hurry up.

[00:32:13] Don't lose the time, Trey. I know he's listening to me. I know he's listening to me. I know you

[00:32:16] can hear me. Type in chat. I know he can hear me, chat. That's the thing. I know he can hear

[00:32:22] me. Come on, Wulwap. Okay. Now, million-dollar question. What do we do now?

[00:32:28] Let's get squeezy I want to get squeezy I'm just gonna go hey Trey I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do

[00:32:40] Your queen is going to be squeezed in the next two moves Trey I'm just gonna let you

[00:32:45] That's a that's a nothing burger that moves a nothing burger this guy's such a

[00:32:53] fucking burger train that moves a nothing burger bro train that moves a nothing burger bro

[00:33:10] i'm not even kidding his night's trapped

[00:33:11] Bitch! Your knight is trapped! Holy vision! Holy board vision! Your knight's trapped!

[00:33:23] Best 400 elo player ever?

[00:33:41] No, I can't even trade because no, there's got to be a better way to do this, you know,

[00:33:50] there's always a way guys, that's the thing.

[00:33:53] There's always a way.

[00:33:55] All right, when in doubt set up a battery, batteries are the only thing that ever works

[00:34:00] for me when I have my chest.

[00:34:02] Batteries are the only thing that ever works for me.

[00:34:04] Wait a minute.

[00:34:05] Wait a damn minute.

[00:34:06] I can't because then he has this, this fucking pawn.

[00:34:09] Wait, hold up. Wait, this guy's getting frisky. This guy's getting frisky, bro.

[00:34:17] Hold on a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up. Hold up a minute. Take.

[00:34:29] Wow, my queen's hanging somehow by the grace of God, my queen's hanging.

[00:34:39] It's just like, bro, I don't easy reads hop on Bob.

[00:34:45] Yo, Trey, just shut up.

[00:34:47] I have so much time to come back.

[00:34:49] You're not good, kid.

[00:34:50] You have less love than me, which means you're worse than me.

[00:34:53] God, I'm in a blender, though.

[00:35:01] I'm in such a blender.

[00:35:02] It's so disgusting.

[00:35:03] All right.

[00:35:04] Here's my best course of action.

[00:35:06] Well, no, I think something's hanging no matter what.

[00:35:09] I think this fucker pinned me.

[00:35:20] If he takes my bishop, we're just going to be down three material.

[00:35:23] It's all good.

[00:35:24] It's all good.

[00:35:25] It's all good.

[00:35:26] It's all good.

[00:35:27] If he takes my bishop, we're down three.

[00:35:29] Why do you take a piss?

[00:35:31] High-vives.

[00:35:31] Don't do anything.

[00:35:32] I just need you to tap pieces so I don't get AFK banned.

[00:35:35] High-vives.

[00:35:36] Oh, no.

[00:35:37] Oh, no.

[00:35:39] Highbikes, tap pieces, tap pieces, don't move! Highbikes, don't move!

[00:36:09] you

[00:36:39] Come on, Huat!

[00:36:43] Hi guys, don't move, don't move.

[00:36:45] Hi guys, where's my queen?

[00:36:48] Hi guys, where's my queen?

[00:36:50] Hi guys, where's my queen?

[00:36:58] Hi guys, where's my queen?

[00:37:09] I hung it, I hung my queen, I hung my queen.

[00:37:21] Offer a draw.

[00:37:22] Trey, listen to me and listen to me clear.

[00:37:24] Trey, I'm going to offer you a draw.

[00:37:27] If you take this, Trey, you're a good person.

[00:37:33] All right, I'll win with force, I'll win out of some miracle.

[00:37:44] You resign now.

[00:37:45] You know it's bad when Levy makes this face.

[00:37:49] Yo, chat, what did I do that was so bad in there?

[00:37:53] Chat, what did I do that was so bad in there, bro?

[00:37:59] I

[00:38:04] Everything you hung everything

[00:38:06] Well, I'm pumped up for the bro. We broke tomorrow man nonetheless. Okay chat none the fucking less bro

[00:38:14] You're the fart of chess

[00:38:18] You let his night do whatever guys it's okay though because guess what speed doesn't know anything about chess, so we're all good

[00:38:24] It's okay, guys, because speed doesn't know anything about chess.

[00:38:30] So we're all good.

[00:38:30] We're literally all good.

[00:38:38] Now, chat.

[00:38:41] Is it time for the Wheel of Rainbow Six Siege Challenge?

[00:38:43] Are we ready, boys?

[00:38:44] After that, we're probably going to jump on CS2 Premier or League of Legends,

[00:38:50] Summoner's Rift, and we're going to rip CS cases later.

[00:38:54] Guys, tomorrow we got the Brovy Bro against Speedman.

[00:38:57] Sound the block in.

[00:38:59] No, just do cases.

[00:39:01] Nope. We're doing case set seven.

[00:39:02] If you're so addicted to cases,

[00:39:04] you can't wait three hours, then that's on you.

[00:39:06] That's on you buddy.

[00:39:08] Oh, how about the song game?

[00:39:09] I want to do the song game too. Song game.

[00:39:24] I want to play the song game, I want to play the song game bro.

[00:39:49] Stick not public. Oh, it's private

[00:39:55] Guessable dot gg got you guessable dot gg

[00:40:02] Is that it coming soon

[00:40:10] It's called song spot but Chad it's private y'all

[00:40:13] Wait, how am I supposed to guess on, all right, 0.5, give me a little more time.

[00:40:33] Well, not eight seconds, not eight seconds.

[00:40:40] Chat, am I doing it wrong?

[00:40:43] Press skip.

[00:41:00] I don't even know.

[00:41:02] It's been a long day without you my friend

[00:41:32] guys what the fuck is this Sam Smith not the only one I'm not the only one

[00:41:54] Alright, medium, medium, what's even the point of this, what's even the point of this one?

[00:42:13] Sandstorm, derude, derude, derude.

[00:42:24] Bro, what the fuck?

[00:42:54] Whoa. We got a lot of information there. Whoa. Hold up. That sounds like a legendary song.

[00:43:03] Chad, what is it? Camila Cavillo? Guys, I don't listen to Camila Cavillo. How'd you

[00:43:13] guys know that. All right, hard. Come on, what? Scott tissue that I wish you saw.

[00:43:24] Yeah, Mr. No, it. Oh, come on, what? No, no, no, no, no. Red hot chili

[00:43:29] pepper. Red hot, red hot, red hot, red hot. What? Tell me what you ate

[00:43:38] on me. Is this not red hot chili peppers? Under the bridge. Yep, got it. What?

[00:44:00] I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations. All my friends are turning green.

[00:44:08] There it is, come on.

[00:44:10] What?!

[00:44:26] Wake me up when it's all over.

[00:44:31] What?!

[00:44:33] Renegades, ex-ambassador, child I didn't know that.

[00:44:37] Bro, I don't know!

[00:44:39] Alright, expert, come on, come on.

[00:44:42] Please be rat.

[00:44:51] Suicide voice. That sounds like one of their intros.

[00:44:57] That sounds like a Suicide Boys intro.

[00:44:59] This is a bass drop.

[00:45:06] This is like a 2016 YouTube intro.

[00:45:15] Bro, what is this one?

[00:45:22] Oh my god!

[00:45:28] I've never seen Jiu-Jitsu Kaisen intro.

[00:45:35] I've never seen Jiu-Jitsu Kaisen intro.

[00:45:40] Bro, I've never seen it!

[00:45:46] I've never seen it, guys.

[00:45:53] I've never seen guys wait big X the block oh my god yeah see I really been popping my

[00:46:09] shit this is levels this is big X the block I'm not even kidding no the order in so

[00:46:19] much aura wait oh my god I know this is rap this is Astro world bro this is

[00:46:31] Astro world it's a song on Astro world working on no weekends bro this is like

[00:46:46] 2k song actually this one all right working on the weekends like usual way off in the deepest

[00:46:56] having done my taxes on two turns up

[00:47:00] virtual got it pad it come on what is this one

[00:47:04] I don't remember the name drake it's something drake

[00:47:09] Stryker Travis Scott, it's not Hotline Bling, it's like Bro working on a weekend, it's like

[00:47:17] usual. Skip, skip, eight seconds. Bro, my god, this is so iconic. I think it's Travis Scott.

[00:47:30] Yeah. No, I think it's Travis Scott. No, no, no, no. I can't read chat. I already

[00:47:39] remember getting flamed. I already remember getting flamed. This is like an iconic Travis

[00:47:43] Scott song, but I don't know what it is. Butterfly Flaps got it. That's it.

[00:47:47] We will win the night time, right?

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[00:56:47] Oh my god, black and yellow, black and yellow, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is, black

[00:57:07] Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow.

[00:57:11] Where's it at?

[00:57:14] Yeah, I like you the way it is.

[00:57:17] Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow.

[00:57:18] Just give me rap and it's over.

[00:57:20] Give me rap and it's over.

[00:57:27] Cause baby, cause baby now we got bad blood

[00:57:31] and take a look what you done.

[00:57:35] And maybe now we got problems

[00:57:37] So baby now we got bad blood

[00:57:40] Hey!

[00:57:41] Cause baby now we got bad blood

[00:57:44] You know what you should be mad at

[00:57:47] So take a look what you've done

[00:57:50] And baby now we got bad blood

[00:57:53] Hey!

[00:57:53] Now we got bad blood

[00:57:55] Damn, no!

[00:57:56] I'ma be honest, Taylor Swift's the truth

[00:57:58] Voila! I'ma be honest, come on, lock in

[00:58:01] One more, this game's actually addicting this is bad

[00:58:03] This is so fucking bad

[00:58:05] is this yo is this let it happen by team and Paula

[00:58:18] This dude gets so much ass okay weekend, but I don't know what it is.

[00:58:45] It's like, call out my name, not blinding lights, save your tears for another day, yeah

[00:58:53] it's this one.

[00:58:54] Yeah, hey the weekend is the truth, I'm not even gonna lie to you.

[00:59:10] The bass shop's coming but I don't know what it is.

[00:59:22] Think about it, there must be a fire love

[00:59:28] The

[00:59:42] Wow

[00:59:46] La melodía con la calle

[00:59:49] Tony dice bad bunny bad bunny. Come on, please

[00:59:55] Cafe coro

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[01:11:58] This song sounds beautiful, I never heard this.

[01:12:05] This sounds good.

[01:12:14] What is this?

[01:12:20] Great even by the strings.

[01:12:25] I never heard this one, guys.

[01:12:55] I don't think I ever heard this one

[01:13:08] Tame Impala Tame Impala's Tame Impala's

[01:13:23] Fuck man

[01:13:25] I don't know this I don't know this guys I can't care who the hell is Brett Young who

[01:13:51] is that wait Christmas song change change right up on the rooftop wait Rudolph Rudolph Rudolph Rudolph

[01:14:02] this is Rudolph the red nose reindeer bro

[01:14:08] Rudolph the red nose reindeer

[01:14:10] Is that not Rudolph?

[01:14:17] Oh my god I love Justin Bieber.

[01:14:30] Beautiful

[01:14:32] Lights fill the street spreading so much cheap I should be playing in the winter snow

[01:14:38] I'ma be under the mist or snow

[01:14:41] Chad oh my god. All right guys. I'll be done

[01:14:45] Refresh the site why why why why why why why?

[01:14:51] Wait what?

[01:14:55] He made me a level he made me a new level

[01:14:57] Yo, to the guy that manages the site, can you do a 4 second interval?

[01:15:11] We were good, we were cold, we were good, we were cold, kind of dream that can't be

[01:15:26] Dude I haven't listened to Miley Cyrus in like 20, 15 years bro.

[01:15:46] No music.

[01:15:47] They're like Red Dead Redemption and a seaweed.

[01:16:00] I don't know.

[01:16:10] Pete please tell me this is my go is this little peep

[01:16:40] me down don't let me down no no

[01:16:48] this guy out of me to the site chat I don't know guys y'all know better than me

[01:17:01] how do you know what fucking hype boy is how do y'all know everything

[01:17:10] Yeah, who is new jeans, bro?

[01:17:20] Country, country.

[01:17:30] Country, country, country.

[01:17:37] Who was that?

[01:17:40] I'll see you know when I'm dead!

[01:17:42] I'll see you know when I'm dead!

[01:17:44] I'll see you know when I'm dead!

[01:17:50] You guys were wrong!

[01:17:52] You were wrong!

[01:18:10] you

[01:18:40] you

[01:19:10] you

[01:19:40] you

[01:20:10] you

[01:20:40] No, not the remix, not the remix, this is the original.

[01:21:07] Yes! I love this song!

[01:21:15] Coming out of my cage and I'm in chat, oh my god.

[01:21:28] Michael Myers saw the weed?

[01:21:35] How can you say to my-

[01:21:40] Wake me up inside.

[01:21:42] Turn around now.

[01:21:43] Wake me up inside.

[01:21:45] Right about now.

[01:21:47] Turn around.

[01:21:53] Yes, guys.

[01:22:01] Wait, is this-

[01:22:05] This is Frank Ocean.

[01:22:08] Don't, don't, don't, don't.

[01:22:13] I don't like you, I just thought you were cool enough to kick your gutter.

[01:22:18] Each house I can tell you an idol.

[01:22:21] You know I'm a little bit of a fighter.

[01:22:26] Wait, this is Frank Ocean.

[01:22:29] I guess from now you've got to listen to me.

[01:22:58] I'm sorry if I seem uninterested but I'm not

[01:23:06] I'll be over here, oh yeah

[01:23:12] Yes!

[01:23:14] Yes!

[01:23:16] Last one

[01:23:18] This one is for the boys with the boom but just the bop bop baby with the boom

[01:23:27] Just to get him to come to the club when he pay the nup

[01:23:29] Got stacks on deck when he saving up any air

[01:23:31] He there, he not got a veil, he got bars and he got a rock out of there

[01:23:35] YESSS!

[01:23:37] YESSS!

[01:23:39] YESSS!

[01:23:41] YESSS!

[01:23:42] This one is for the boys with the boom it's just the bop bop

[01:23:44] 18s with the boom it's the wind coming from the clouds

[01:23:46] He might be proud if he begs him to

[01:23:48] Y'all steps on deck like he saved the night

[01:23:50] And he ale, he bail, he might gotta bail

[01:23:56] This is...

[01:23:56] Okay

[01:23:57] This is actually addicting

[01:23:59] I need to get off this

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[01:33:04] Yeah, we go whoo me goes

[01:33:16] I'm about to have a panic attack, I did the work, it didn't work.

[01:33:46] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:33:48] Rolled another bra.

[01:33:56] Does it ever drive you crazy?

[01:34:00] Just how fast the night changes?

[01:34:08] I might lose my mind.

[01:34:12] Waking when the sun's down.

[01:34:14] I'm riding all these hires

[01:34:16] Waiting for the calm down

[01:34:19] Walk these streets with me

[01:34:22] I don't... Jeremy Zucker?

[01:34:34] Damn!

[01:34:36] Damn!

[01:34:37] Wow that was good what that was good never to hurt that one

[01:34:50] We got this one, we got this one.

[01:35:03] It was Chris Brown.

[01:35:08] It was Chris Brown in like Young Thug.

[01:35:14] It was something I never heard.

[01:35:18] Bro.

[01:35:19] Bro.

[01:35:22] Alright.

[01:35:36] What is this?

[01:35:43] What is this?

[01:35:46] What is this?

[01:35:49] I've never heard this.

[01:36:03] What is this?

[01:36:05] What is this?

[01:36:07] Wait.

[01:36:09] Oh, the intro is better.

[01:36:11] Oh

[01:36:16] The intro is better

[01:36:23] Oh my god, I just realized I was shooting on YouTube the entire time

[01:36:27] Gage to that YouTube. Oh my god, you do I'll be back

[01:36:33] Break even

[01:36:35] This was the one I liked! This was the one I liked that I never heard!

[01:36:42] What would I do, Peter? Come on!

[01:36:46] This was the one I liked!

[01:36:54] Ooh, the intro's so good!

[01:37:01] Never seen this do before, bro.

[01:37:04] What is this?

[01:37:06] I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing.

[01:37:08] What?

[01:37:10] Just praying to a god that I don't believe in.

[01:37:14] Cause I got time while she got freed up.

[01:37:18] Wait, this does sound familiar.

[01:37:20] Bro, I think I heard this when I was a little kid.

[01:37:23] Cause when a heart breaks, no it don't break even.

[01:37:28] Yes! Oh my god!

[01:37:30] Why am I supposed to say when I-

[01:37:32] Yes, yes!

[01:37:33] The best days in the summer my world

[01:37:36] Chad watch watch watch

[01:37:38] She find a man, a man that's on her purple phone

[01:37:42] There's the part where he goes

[01:37:44] What am I supposed to say when I ask what I really don't live

[01:37:48] Well I'm what I wear, she's no choice to say

[01:37:51] Yeah, there's been a hard way, it's no hope, it's either, either, you know

[01:37:58] What am I supposed to do when the best side of me is out there to do it?

[01:38:04] What am I supposed to do when the best side of me is out there to do it?

[01:38:05] Oh, I remember!

[01:38:06] I was a little kid when I heard this!

[01:38:08] Bro, I heard 15 seconds and I was like, I know!

[01:38:11] Like, this sounds good!

[01:38:12] Come on, jump up and you're okay!

[01:38:14] I'm putting this on my playlist!

[01:38:16] I'm falling to pieces!

[01:38:19] Yeah!

[01:38:20] I'm falling to pieces!

[01:38:25] I'm out of this I'm out of this my brother. Bro, what? I haven't heard it since I was a little kid, Chad.

[01:38:43] Chad, low key this is probably a song where you type SpongeBob crying emo. Chad, this is a SpongeBob crying emo.

[01:38:50] YouTube will be back in a second. This is The SpongeBob Crying Mode.

[01:39:20] Wait, yeah, I want to play wagon wheel too.

[01:39:25] I liked the first, now this one I never heard.

[01:39:28] This one I never heard.

[01:39:29] I liked the first like 15 seconds.

[01:39:32] Yeah, I never heard this.

[01:39:34] I never heard this.

[01:39:36] Dang, this is good.

[01:39:42] This is good.

[01:39:49] Yeah.

[01:39:54] Is this the one where he goes,

[01:40:09] I know this dog!

[01:40:19] I know this dog!

[01:40:23] Yes! I do know this!

[01:40:33] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[01:40:35] I

[01:40:42] Anybody that's typing this emo y'all don't like bro. You have no respect for country. This is I'm not even a country guy

[01:40:48] This is a all-time country classic

[01:40:50] This is the classic. This is the classic.

[01:41:20] Oh, I know the country where there's people getting hit down, lost my money playing poker

[01:41:26] so I have to leave town but I ain't coming back

[01:41:29] Dude, what's another just like, like chat, what's a song that just gives you nostalgia?

[01:41:34] It doesn't even have to be country.

[01:41:36] I haven't heard this in a while.

[01:41:38] Dude, break even?

[01:41:39] I hadn't heard since I was a kid.

[01:41:40] I'm not, I have not heard that song since I was a kid.

[01:41:45] What's one that actually gives you really good nostalgia?

[01:41:50] Crawling? That was the one I kept getting on the game, but I don't know if I have heard

[01:41:59] this one.

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[02:00:14] Think I like that Metallica won the best

[02:00:16] Bro, I think I liked that Metallica one the best.

[02:00:24] Okay, we need to stop.

[02:00:25] I've been listening to music for two hours.

[02:00:27] Jesus, Jesus, bro.

[02:00:33] Oh my God.

[02:00:37] Chat, yo, these ox sessions are actually kind of fun.

[02:00:43] Metallica was and always will be the truth.

[02:00:46] Yeah, I always knew, like everybody has heard of Metallica before, but I never like,

[02:00:51] bro, when I was a kid, I was just, I was just hard headed, bro.

[02:00:53] If it was rock, I would turn it off.

[02:00:56] If it was country, I would turn it off.

[02:00:58] Now I'm kind of like, I'm kind of like trying stuff, bro, but is Metallica the

[02:01:03] best rock band ever?

[02:01:08] Is Metallica the best rock band of all time?

[02:01:10] No, yes. Who would be better than Metallica? Rolling Stones, ACDC, Fireflies, but I've

[02:01:26] heard that song. I just never heard much rock before, bro. Let's ask Bernard. Last question.

[02:01:36] Who's the most popular rock band of all time?

[02:01:43] Hey, Bernard, it's me.

[02:01:48] Hi, good to hear you again. What's on your mind today?

[02:01:52] Bernard, who's the most popular or in your opinion, greatest rock band ever assembled of all time?

[02:02:00] Most popular and greatest are always going to be subjective, but if we're talking sheer

[02:02:05] glow but impact, the Beatles are often at the top of that list.

[02:02:08] They're pretty much reshaked modern music, but if you ask someone else, they might say

[02:02:11] Led Zeppelin, Queen or even the Rolling Stones.

[02:02:15] My opinion, well, I'd say the Beatles just for how many boundaries they broke.

[02:02:20] What do you think?

[02:02:21] Wait, I forgot about the Beatles.

[02:02:24] Bernard, what's the best Beatles song of all time?

[02:02:27] Oh, picking the best Beatles song is like picking a favorite star in the sky.

[02:02:32] Some people love the anthemic Hey Jude, others swear by the artistry of a night and a lull.

[02:02:36] Oh, I know this one.

[02:02:37] Hey Jude, don't be a th... that one?

[02:02:44] That's exactly the one.

[02:02:45] It's so iconic and everyone sings along when it plays.

[02:02:49] It's like a warm musical hug, right?

[02:02:53] Thank you Bernard.

[02:02:54] Thank you man.

[02:02:55] I appreciate you bro.

[02:02:56] Of course. I'm always happy to chat. You take care of yourself, alright?

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[02:09:12] What else.

[02:09:18] Maximum sensitivity.

[02:09:20] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:09:24] Maximum,

[02:09:27] max sense.

[02:09:32] Oh my God, somebody said keyboard and mouse for around.

[02:09:35] That's actually such a good one,

[02:09:37] since it went to be on PC.

[02:09:39] Oh my God, playing around on keyboard and mouse chat,

[02:09:42] that's such a good one.

[02:09:44] That's such a good one, wow.

[02:09:46] Guys, we're probably gonna do this for like two games,

[02:09:48] So we could do like 12 things on here, 15 things.

[02:09:56] Hit fire only.

[02:10:01] I could use like doc, yeah doc P90.

[02:10:03] Chat, what else, what else?

[02:10:05] Can you use your own 60 FOB?

[02:10:10] Okay, that one's pretty good.

[02:10:12] That one's pretty good, that one's pretty good,

[02:10:13] that one's pretty good.

[02:10:14] Chat, give me some more ideas.

[02:10:15] I'm gonna go P real quick

[02:10:16] and then we're gonna do this challenge.

[02:10:17] Give me some more ideas, and you's gonna be the same.

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[02:11:47] And you'll be your addiction with that just live.

[02:12:17] 30 FPS. Is that even possible?

[02:12:22] Chad, can I do 30 FPS?

[02:12:30] Play with high-vives chaos for a round? Chad, what else?

[02:12:35] No droning. Oh, that one's fine. I can just rush. But that one only applies to attack. That one only applies to attack.

[02:12:43] What is called it so we not drove it? I'm literally just gonna rush side.

[02:12:49] What else? Lowest resolution, but it's just torture, bro.

[02:12:56] What else, man? Only one magazine, Le Mickey, because then I could go out on G. Le Mickey, Le Mickey.

[02:13:02] Oh, maybe like the worst attachments, like the worst attachments fucking ever, like Stormtrooper scope.

[02:13:16] I like that one.

[02:13:20] Oh, how about iron sights, that's pretty good.

[02:13:26] shields. I'd rather jump into a glass window than use a shield operator. What

[02:13:33] else, guys? This is all good. No leaning.

[02:13:46] Yo, Hi Viz, what's up, bro?

[02:13:49] Hey, GCC, it's me. You know, all our phone calls are

[02:13:52] Collective as you know, so I know you have a smile on your face right now. I got an idea for the wheel, bro

[02:13:58] What is it? High-vives chaos? Yep

[02:14:02] That goes on your computer and check to redeem channel points to affect your computer

[02:14:10] But how would that even work if thousands of people are redeeming point simultaneous?

[02:14:17] So what would what would that be like blow myself up

[02:14:22] So, no, no, no. So there's flashbang, there's turnoff monitor, there's pixelate monitor, so you can't see, there's Verdi. Have you heard of Verdi? He's a cool friend.

[02:14:33] No.

[02:14:35] Oh, you got it. You got it. Maybe.

[02:14:36] There's no way this would work, Ralph. There's no way that would work, logically.

[02:14:43] Yes. Yes, it will. It will work, trust me.

[02:14:46] So you want to do one round of high-vives chaos?

[02:14:50] Yeah, I can download it right now if you want to do it.

[02:14:52] How long would it take to set up?

[02:14:54] I would do it for like two minutes.

[02:15:00] All right, let's add it in.

[02:15:01] High-vives chaos.

[02:15:03] If we get the spin, be ready.

[02:15:06] Whatever the fuck this means, bro.

[02:15:09] Because I'm going to be like spinning.

[02:15:11] Yeah, exactly.

[02:15:12] So we can do it right now, we can set it up,

[02:15:14] and then you just flick, you just like flick the toggle,

[02:15:17] and then it's on for that round.

[02:15:20] So my chat can flash bang me pixelate me. All right, but let's see what happens

[02:15:28] Yeah, these are good so far that's like 15 that should be enough guys that should be enough

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[02:15:39] Yeah, is that good he's a nice friend, too. He's a great friend

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[02:15:46] Want you do not make him mad whatever you say to him who their day

[02:15:51] Yeah, do not know I don't fucking know him. I don't know him

[02:16:03] We have no audio on we have no audio on bro we have it on

[02:16:06] So, now I'm not doing reverse headset. I already have no audio chat. We need I think 18 total

[02:16:17] just in case both games go to nine rounds and you feed your dick. I have thrown only

[02:16:28] for an entire round. Yeah, I'm going to get reported doing this. Yeah. So I'm actually

[02:16:32] You're gonna get fucking reported, bro.

[02:16:37] Play with feet.

[02:16:38] Yeah, man.

[02:16:39] Let me just slap my feet on my fucking keyboard.

[02:16:41] That's not gonna work.

[02:16:44] That's not gonna work, man.

[02:16:50] There's you go blindfolded and I caught me thing around.

[02:16:55] I like this one.

[02:16:57] I like this one a lot.

[02:16:58] High-fives.

[02:17:00] High-fives, I like this one.

[02:17:01] I added blindfolded.

[02:17:03] All right, that should be good.

[02:17:04] Can you set up the chaos shit?

[02:17:06] Yes, yes, I can do it right now.

[02:17:08] That should be good, guys.

[02:17:10] Blindfolded and high-pitched coaches me,

[02:17:13] and I have to listen to him.

[02:17:15] How would I get blindfolded?

[02:17:16] Okay, I could put a thing over my head.

[02:17:23] Can you see Joe with the picture?

[02:17:27] Chad Locken!

[02:17:28] I think I found my fucking blindfold, I think it's over here.

[02:17:46] I need to see you.

[02:17:56] I'm going to go ahead and do it.

[02:18:03] I'm going to go ahead and do it.

[02:18:11] Does he know?

[02:18:23] I don't have a blindfold, but I have a towel, I'm just going to put it over my face.

[02:18:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:18:44] That's perfect, that's perfect.

[02:18:46] All right, guys, actually lock in.

[02:18:50] We tried.

[02:18:55] It's good.

[02:18:56] Have you done this before, Abbas?

[02:18:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:19:00] I created this.

[02:19:02] Don't worry.

[02:19:03] You played a wrecked game with this shit on?

[02:19:06] Yeah, it was AIDS.

[02:19:08] How did it go? Did you win?

[02:19:10] Uh, uh, no, we did not win.

[02:19:16] Did you enter team?

[02:19:18] Can I can I warn you bro? Can I warn you though? Yeah, what?

[02:19:24] Listen when Verdi gets on the screen bro, you need to be very nice to them

[02:19:30] Because bro who is Verdi? What what is that hi guys? What the fuck is that?

[02:19:37] You'll see

[02:19:40] Bro, this is your shit bro. I don't know what this is

[02:19:42] You, you, you, you, you, you, you.

[02:19:49] You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.

[02:19:52] Aware.

[02:19:58] So good here all righty,

[02:20:02] that, that,

[02:20:05] I don't need this anymore.

[02:20:09] It's connecting and it's connected.

[02:20:11] Lock in buddy, lock the fuck in buddy.

[02:20:15] Hold on, we gotta make this so nobody can fall.

[02:20:20] Let me just, nobody can redeem these.

[02:20:25] There we go.

[02:20:27] Pixelates, and then you can go with chat

[02:20:29] and then you can like.

[02:20:31] Oh, I see a setting on here that says monitor off.

[02:20:35] How the fuck am I gonna play with this shit, bro?

[02:20:38] So we're not gonna use these,

[02:20:40] I could use these, but we're gonna use Verdi,

[02:20:44] and then I'm gonna set up Verdi real quick.

[02:20:47] Bro, how are you gonna use it?

[02:20:48] Bro, trust me, it's gonna be fine, bro.

[02:20:51] You don't have to use that monitor all set.

[02:20:52] You can use flash banking just pixelated,

[02:20:54] and what if you want to?

[02:20:57] Why would I want my monitor off?

[02:20:59] Like, what would be the point of that?

[02:21:02] Well, yeah, chat can turn off your monitor for a little bit.

[02:21:08] Hold up.

[02:21:09] Bro, hi guys, what is this shit, dude?

[02:21:12] Who is Verity?

[02:21:13] Does he talk to me?

[02:21:14] Yeah.

[02:21:18] Yeah.

[02:21:20] Whoa, don't look at that.

[02:21:21] Whoa, leave it.

[02:21:22] Don't look at that.

[02:21:24] I think this is all good, and then key.

[02:21:29] Yo, chat.

[02:21:30] We are definitely gonna lose every game

[02:21:32] and get reported today.

[02:21:35] All right, how much do you want Verity for?

[02:21:37] I don't I'm I say your ship I don't know

[02:21:50] Row sure sure, I don't I'm just know everybody's getting redeemed and it's gonna clog up and it's only gonna last three minutes

[02:21:56] So I don't know how that's gonna work

[02:21:58] Um, so Tracy, if nothing goes to like, if somebody redeems and it doesn't go through, they automatically get resounded to do that.

[02:22:10] So nobody gets scanned or anything. Um, okay, this is going to need a six.

[02:22:16] But I'm assuming like only like a couple of people are going to get through, right? Obviously.

[02:22:21] Yeah. Yeah.

[02:22:23] I don't see this working, but let's see.

[02:22:27] It will work. It will work. I promise. All right, let's put your microphone on so we can hear you. Can you test?

[02:22:32] Yeah. Yeah, there it is. Okay. So, Verity is like a British robot?

[02:22:41] Uh, yeah, yeah. And he talks to me during the round.

[02:22:45] Yeah, something like on your screen. He can see your screen. Um, yeah.

[02:22:53] He knows exactly what's going on around.

[02:22:55] So we're not gonna turn this on.

[02:22:58] How about maybe you are AI, bro.

[02:23:00] I actually don't know.

[02:23:01] I think Lois was right.

[02:23:02] Bro, you might actually be AI.

[02:23:07] The fuck is this shit, man?

[02:23:12] Hold on.

[02:23:13] James, give me one second.

[02:23:14] I think 25k is good.

[02:23:15] And then for the other ones.

[02:23:20] For the other ones.

[02:23:21] Put this on.

[02:23:25] And we're going to do Flashbang.

[02:23:30] That one's going to be 15,000.

[02:23:34] We'll get you a cool down so you can kind of play the game.

[02:23:38] Well, bro, this is what I'm saying.

[02:23:40] There's going to be a redemption every second.

[02:23:42] How are we going to know when to go to the next thing?

[02:23:45] It's all going to be one round.

[02:23:47] It's going to be for one round.

[02:23:49] Yeah, exactly.

[02:23:50] Okay.

[02:23:51] There's gonna be a cooldown for each of them drinks so like they can't keep redeeming them

[02:23:58] What else do you want? You want pixelate make this like 15

[02:24:07] This is gonna be fucking AIDS

[02:24:10] 13,000 you both channel the other modern

[02:24:14] Yeah

[02:24:17] This is gonna be fucking AIDS bro

[02:24:21] Yeah, man. That'll be great. My monitor will be shut off for 20 minutes. That's great. Great idea, bro.

[02:24:28] Yeah.

[02:24:32] This is actually going to be a fucking mess.

[02:24:51] Hold up one sec.

[02:25:01] Do you activate reactivate camera?

[02:25:11] I died.

[02:25:16] Yeah guys, I died. Yep, I died. Every time my stream lags out, I just immediately die.

[02:25:22] How about, I don't know, oh, he lagged. Why, every time my stream shuts off, it's just fly high!

[02:25:36] You're good to go, Jinx.

[02:25:38] Alright, I hope I don't land on this one, I'm gonna be honest. I really hope to God I don't land on this fuck one.

[02:25:44] to a global cooldown of like 10.

[02:25:48] 10 seconds, I guess.

[02:25:50] 10 seconds on a global cooldown, yes.

[02:25:52] So I'm gonna go from a blue screen,

[02:25:54] 10 seconds later be pixelated,

[02:25:55] 10 seconds later get flashbang, 10 seconds.

[02:25:59] Individually they have 60 second cooldowns.

[02:26:01] Okay, got it.

[02:26:03] Yeah.

[02:26:04] So let me make sure everything's on

[02:26:06] so you can have a great.

[02:26:07] This is a mess, this is gonna be a mess.

[02:26:10] Yeah, it's gonna be fun, Jakes.

[02:26:13] No, it's not.

[02:26:15] I'm going to lose and get banned.

[02:26:19] All right, let's go.

[02:26:19] I'm ready to spin?

[02:26:21] Yeah, bro.

[02:26:23] Wait, no, no, shouldn't you spin in the game?

[02:26:26] Yeah, I know.

[02:26:26] I'm just saying, am I ready to spin?

[02:26:28] I'm going to load this shit up.

[02:26:32] Yo, chat.

[02:26:32] By the way, we have $1,000 for CS cases tonight, chat.

[02:26:38] Lock in.

[02:26:39] Lock in.

[02:26:39] It's been a minute, bro.

[02:26:40] It's been a fucking minute.

[02:26:42] I might even rip it from me or two.

[02:26:46] Minus 1,000, L mindset, L mindset.

[02:26:50] Here, I think it's your one.

[02:26:53] Why timer, timer on what?

[02:26:54] Timer on what?

[02:26:59] Is Q sniping allowed?

[02:27:01] Question mark, why the fuck?

[02:27:02] Yo, honestly, why the fuck would that be allowed?

[02:27:06] Brother, legitimately ask yourself,

[02:27:08] why the fuck would that be allowed?

[02:27:12] No! You can't Q-Snipe!

[02:27:16] Do you remember when Verity turned off your PC because he was mad at you?

[02:27:20] Yeah.

[02:27:21] No, Highbytes, I've never met Verity. I've never spoke to this guy, bro. Are you skitzo?

[02:27:27] No, somebody in chat said it.

[02:27:31] Good for him, bro. Good for him. Yo, lock in chat. This Highbytes chaos shit is one round maximum.

[02:27:40] I'm telling you, you don't know what you're stepping into.

[02:27:52] Come on.

[02:27:53] No chat.

[02:27:54] It's going to be a whole game, but I'm saying we're spinning a wheel each round in high

[02:27:57] guys chaos only last for one round.

[02:28:00] I'm not going to do a video where my monitor's off the whole time.

[02:28:04] All right.

[02:28:05] All right.

[02:28:06] All right.

[02:28:07] Chat ready?

[02:28:08] Ready?

[02:28:09] No.

[02:28:30] You need me.

[02:28:32] Alright man.

[02:28:36] We're gonna queue a ranked match.

[02:28:38] Solo queue.

[02:28:39] This is gonna be very interesting.

[02:28:41] Yo, guys, stop saying fly high.

[02:28:44] Rest in peace.

[02:28:46] Fly high, Ginny.

[02:28:47] Chat, I added a delay.

[02:28:50] I said, hey, chat, I'm gonna add a delay

[02:28:52] and then I added a delay.

[02:28:54] What do you mean fly high?

[02:28:57] What do you mean fly high, bro?

[02:28:59] guys once we get into the game we're gonna explain the rules we're gonna explain the

[02:29:12] rules and we have to follow the rules lock in oh my god it says match started oh my god

[02:29:19] it says match started lock in chat lock in bro

[02:29:27] all right without further ado we are going to be doing the wheel of rainbow

[02:29:33] six siege today with a bunch of challenges we solo queued at emerald

[02:29:38] three elo on pz here is the wheel we have all of these

[02:29:43] different challenges the rules are simple every round i have to spin the

[02:29:46] wheel. Whatever I land on I have to do with no hesitation. All

[02:29:52] right. Here we go. First spin. Lock in. Just be something like

[02:30:00] easy. Be something easy, bro. Just something. Don't you dare.

[02:30:03] Don't you?

[02:30:13] I don't. Okay. What's up, team?

[02:30:15] Keyboard and mouse. Oh my god. What's up, buddy? Oh my god. Keep

[02:30:22] Okay, we're on mouse voice. Oh my god, how is this the first spin? All right. Check is it WASD to move?

[02:30:31] Oh my god, this feels weird. I feel like I shouldn't use a shotgun if I'm on mouse, right?

[02:30:36] Bro, what's an easy gun to control recoil wise?

[02:30:39] I don't know any of the basic controls.

[02:30:47] So we're ziming.

[02:30:48] I'm not ziming, dummy!

[02:30:50] I'm on PC!

[02:30:53] Don't try that crap, please.

[02:30:54] This is PC, bro.

[02:30:55] Guys, how do you even...

[02:30:56] I'm on mouse to keyboard.

[02:30:57] Okay.

[02:30:58] I never thought I'd see the day where I'm playing Siege on a map.

[02:31:08] so my ability is what my abilities my scroll wheel oh this is going to be bad

[02:31:19] oh this is gonna be bad what I don't know what to do I'm on a mouse and keyboard

[02:31:35] I don't oh my god, it's gonna be okay sprint test share

[02:31:41] How do I lean?

[02:31:46] How do I punch how do I punch?

[02:31:48] So how do I punch up for what's the punch button be ready for hostile action?

[02:31:54] Yeah, what's the punch button? Do you eat a lean? Oh?

[02:32:01] My god row

[02:32:05] Okay, this is gonna- I don't know if I could use mouse on this game.

[02:32:12] Bro, this is- Wait.

[02:32:15] Did he mistrown me?

[02:32:19] I mean, I'm still gonna have game sense.

[02:32:21] How do I craft control, okay?

[02:32:26] I don't know if I'm cut off or mouse the keyboard, guys.

[02:32:43] Guys, I don't know if I'm cut off with this.

[02:32:49] Down the stairs of Astro.

[02:32:53] I can flank that.

[02:32:54] One bedroom.

[02:32:55] I could easily like that

[02:33:02] I'm never using mouse again. I'm never using mouse again. I'm never anything red

[02:33:09] Maybe my aim will be good

[02:33:21] Pro mouse is so hard

[02:33:25] oh my god how do I switch how do I I got one at least I got one I got one I

[02:33:41] don't do oh my god my hands cramp from that did did it how do I switch to my

[02:33:48] I

[02:33:51] Five one friendly operator one beat you please Kate, please Kate Kate, please

[02:34:01] Good

[02:34:03] He has to plant he has to plant he has to plant keep that in mind

[02:34:21] He's low, he's so low, he's so low.

[02:34:29] Why are you crouching up?

[02:34:31] Why?

[02:34:32] He's actually W positionally.

[02:34:33] Why'd you sprint?

[02:34:34] I have no godly idea why he peeked, but I'll take the win.

[02:34:44] Spin number two.

[02:34:45] Come on.

[02:34:46] Come on.

[02:34:47] What why am I doing this why am I doing this why am I actually doing this legitimately

[02:35:06] how am I gonna get a kill proning I guess Kavara check Kavara makes no noise when she

[02:35:11] prones right where you're saying not bad but like how am i supposed to kill somebody with only

[02:35:19] pruning guys i have to spawn in and prone right i'm not allowed to literally i'm not even allowed

[02:35:27] to reinforce right you want me to spawn in and prone somebody said a maestro but but but how am

[02:35:36] How am I going to put down a maestro cam?

[02:35:41] Oh my god, Echo would have been smart.

[02:35:44] Echo would have been smart.

[02:35:45] Guys, you have to be proud of your standing up.

[02:35:51] This is an awful idea!

[02:36:01] Bro, oh my, I can't even,

[02:36:02] if I wanted to flank somebody,

[02:36:03] it would actually take five minutes.

[02:36:06] I feel like a Call of Duty Black Ops 2 zombie.

[02:36:14] Bro, I actually feel like a zombie.

[02:36:17] Yo, I should have did Echo though, because Echo I could have laid in the bathtub.

[02:36:20] Or no, I can't even get in the bathtub because I have to crouch.

[02:36:27] Oh, and I just realized, I can't even interrogate.

[02:36:31] Because if I interrogate, I have to stand up!

[02:36:36] this is this is literally horrible

[02:36:51] what am I supposed to do?

[02:37:05] Oh no.

[02:37:06] How do you mean scary, bro?

[02:37:07] Changing mics.

[02:37:12] I have to wait for my silent step to prone.

[02:37:16] You know, honestly, he could mistrone me.

[02:37:19] There's a chance.

[02:37:31] I actually feel like a crawler in BO2.

[02:37:35] Should I go for like a flag? Someone's on my window though. I gotta stay here.

[02:37:48] What if there's strings tapping? What if no no no what if there's strings tapping?

[02:37:52] What if you just...

[02:37:53] That guy will bait for me, bait for me. Yeah yeah! Wait this could work. This

[02:38:03] This can actually work.

[02:38:12] He's on a drone, outside the window.

[02:38:14] On a drone, outside the window.

[02:38:15] Op 4 has located a bomb.

[02:38:16] Please don't drone me.

[02:38:18] Please don't drone me.

[02:38:19] Please don't drone me.

[02:38:21] One study.

[02:38:26] An outside bedroom window.

[02:38:32] He might actually work

[02:38:37] Up for last operator standing last guy was study he got him

[02:38:44] Should I go for the last guy now?

[02:38:48] Should I go for the last guy? Please don't let me know I'll be one. Please don't let me know

[02:39:02] guys only me know everyone wall bang

[02:39:11] yeah that's the Mickey that's the Mickey now I'll take the I'll take the

[02:39:22] round I don't care next been

[02:39:32] Is this even possible?

[02:39:44] Oh I can go to, I don't even have to go to 30, I can go to 24.

[02:39:48] I can play Siege on 24 Hertz.

[02:39:56] I actually want to vomit.

[02:39:58] Oh my god.

[02:39:59] Every time I click something, it doesn't adapt to a second later.

[02:40:06] Oh my god.

[02:40:11] My screen is tearing.

[02:40:13] Every time I swap menu, my screen tears.

[02:40:16] FPS not hers?

[02:40:22] Secure the bombs.

[02:40:24] Not this.

[02:40:25] Chat, look at this.

[02:40:27] Do you see this?

[02:40:29] here we go I did it to 30 I did it to 30 now what chance I'm 30

[02:40:52] I'm four has located above be ready for what 10 seconds remaining

[02:41:01] That five seconds. I want to vomit

[02:41:10] I'm so delayed you

[02:41:13] How am I going to get a kill?

[02:41:23] Yeah, guys, I'm on 30 FPS right now.

[02:41:27] I want to apologize for the events.

[02:41:30] This guy is not juicy, bro.

[02:41:33] Holy sound, bro.

[02:41:37] I'm on 30 FPS.

[02:41:40] Nice try.

[02:41:42] So this is absolutely terrible I'm gonna go for the flank on blitz

[02:41:54] I

[02:42:02] Come to that 30 FPS we got this beat

[02:42:12] 30 FPS come on

[02:42:16] There's a guy pantry one inside bedroom as well you baked for me baked for me baked for me baked for me baked for me

[02:42:24] I'm on 30 FPS.

[02:42:34] I got this.

[02:42:35] One friendly operator remaining.

[02:42:36] Mission failed.

[02:42:37] One friendly operator remaining.

[02:42:44] Mission failed.

[02:42:47] That was...

[02:42:49] No, get this off!

[02:42:51] That was horrible!

[02:42:57] I'm actually gonna go 5-13.

[02:42:59] How did I end up?

[02:43:01] By the way, how did he know?

[02:43:03] Yeah, this is just, I'm just, hold on, I'm actually going to get reported.

[02:43:10] I'm actually going to get reported.

[02:43:12] I'm actually going to get reported.

[02:43:13] I'm actually going to get reported.

[02:43:17] I'm actually going to get reported.

[02:43:19] I'm actually going to get reported.

[02:43:29] So, I'm supposed to play on 100, 100 sensitivity.

[02:43:36] I'm supposed to play on 100, 100 sensitivity.

[02:43:45] Wait, holy crap, it's actually,

[02:43:47] wait, it's actually Jinxie, that's crazy.

[02:43:49] Yeah.

[02:43:50] I just tuned through it, we're with Jinxie,

[02:43:52] that's actually pretty cool.

[02:43:53] Yeah, can you play the game?

[02:43:54] Can you play the game?

[02:43:55] Me?

[02:43:56] Yeah, can you play the game?

[02:43:58] Okay, sorry, I thought I was on top of the leaderboard, but no, I'm not.

[02:44:02] Just relax.

[02:44:04] Max out your ADS?

[02:44:06] I'm playing a shield.

[02:44:07] If I'm actually going to do this shit, I'm playing a fucking shield.

[02:44:11] I'm going to play a shield operator if you guys are going to make me max out my ADS.

[02:44:14] If I max out my ADS guys, I physically, I'm only going to max 1.0 because I only

[02:44:20] have a 1.0 in Monty anyways.

[02:44:24] Oh, you can actually.

[02:44:27] What is the point of this?

[02:44:29] You can actually get your magnification to 200.

[02:44:33] Who would ever do that?

[02:44:34] Five seconds.

[02:44:37] All right, 110 sensitivity.

[02:44:47] If somebody's behind me, I just go.

[02:44:50] 110 sensitivity.

[02:44:53] Why would you ever want your ADS to die?

[02:45:02] What was your point on this, sirs?

[02:45:05] My gym is clear, also it's clear.

[02:45:10] Bathroom is also clear.

[02:45:14] Ashrow also clear.

[02:45:21] I got you, Jax, don't worry.

[02:45:23] I'm the most useful max that's clear of all time

[02:45:40] Yo, Azami, Azami's 90 Milushi's bar! Azami's 90 Milushi's bar!

[02:45:44] Can you, can you ping? Can you ping? Can you ping?

[02:45:47] Can you punch his BP? Wait, if you punch his BP, I can shoot. I'm gonna try to shoot your crew.

[02:45:53] Oh

[02:46:02] No

[02:46:05] There's a guy still 90

[02:46:08] That's that you did

[02:46:13] I'm watching the phone peak. I'm gonna play a don't be okay. I won't

[02:46:23] This guy peeks, I swear to God.

[02:46:25] He doesn't know I'm on a hundred cents.

[02:46:33] I hit him.

[02:46:33] I'm running.

[02:46:34] There's 31.

[02:46:37] Don't peek!

[02:46:44] Yeah, I'm bored.

[02:46:46] He doesn't know, but I can make it.

[02:46:48] Burn the wall.

[02:46:48] I'm on the study level.

[02:46:49] Burn the wall.

[02:46:50] What?

[02:46:53] He's stuck outside.

[02:46:56] Check P.O.V.

[02:46:58] He's stuck outside.

[02:47:00] Check P.O.V.

[02:47:02] Can't watch this.

[02:47:04] Where are you coming?

[02:47:10] Come on, woo-ah!

[02:47:12] Come on, woo-ah!

[02:47:14] Have you discipline, Jinxie?

[02:47:16] Yeah, shields are very balanced.

[02:47:18] Shields are balanced.

[02:47:21] I was told I didn't have to carry a weapon.

[02:47:24] Alright, now let's... shields are so balanced.

[02:47:27] That should tell you... I know we're doing a challenge right now.

[02:47:30] That should tell you how fucking stupid shield operators are.

[02:47:34] The fact that I can actually be useful on 5,000 sensitivity.

[02:47:42] Come on, just be something I could use. Like...

[02:47:51] Say I won't use shields again.

[02:47:58] Yo, yo, M.A. Band Blitz.

[02:48:00] Say I won't use shields again.

[02:48:02] But yeah, like, do you see why I rant about stuff?

[02:48:05] Like, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

[02:48:08] If that doesn't show you how bad for the game shields are,

[02:48:12] I don't know what else to tell you.

[02:48:14] I just played on 280S sensitivity,

[02:48:17] 100 horizontal, 100 vertical,

[02:48:19] and it didn't even matter at all because I'm just sitting behind a shield.

[02:48:24] We need to locate a bomb.

[02:48:27] Jack, but technically you guys said knife only.

[02:48:31] That's a shield, not a knife.

[02:48:32] Oh, you guys are right, actually.

[02:48:34] I don't give you that.

[02:48:35] You guys are actually right.

[02:48:37] I don't even know what I could use with a knife.

[02:48:39] I don't even know.

[02:48:43] Maybe like I could knock them with nomad and then try to melee them.

[02:48:50] Or no, I'm just gonna be a plant specialist. I'm just gonna be a plant specialist

[02:49:04] Five seconds before I'm a roo. Yeah, but I feel like I'm just dying bro. I want to do a plant

[02:49:10] I can use my ability right? I just can't get a kill without a knife

[02:49:19] jab why snake?

[02:49:26] alright I have to use only my knife, I can't even shoot cans

[02:49:31] bedroom is clear

[02:49:33] closet is also clear

[02:49:40] bathroom is also clear

[02:49:43] knife only, nothing else is allowed, so you literally want me to be careful

[02:49:49] You literally want me to be Desmond Doss.

[02:49:51] Uh, trophy is cleared.

[02:49:56] That's you, cleared.

[02:50:00] A drone is not a knife. Oh, okay.

[02:50:02] So I'm not even allowed to drone.

[02:50:04] Alright.

[02:50:12] So I'm not allowed to use anything.

[02:50:14] I'm going to rotate red status, I'm rotating red status.

[02:50:24] Hello?

[02:50:26] There's one flying on this shield.

[02:50:32] One to get is 191 red and one on the shield.

[02:51:14] What do you want me to do? How am I a cheater?

[02:51:21] What do you want me to do?

[02:51:24] It's a knife not a machete like I can't just

[02:51:28] Reach over the wall. Just be a good one be like no leaning even no audio is fine. Oh

[02:51:36] My god, this one's good. Okay. This one's good. This one's good

[02:51:40] This one's really good. I have a couple of ideas for this one. This one's really good

[02:51:44] So be not droning this one's really good. This one's really good

[02:51:51] Yeah, chat, let me just run down 90 straight all the bullets

[02:51:57] Spin in a circle do a triple backflip him and may lady is on me. What like what else do you want me to do?

[02:52:04] for no droning snake oh my god you're right well you guys are actually geniuses wait wait

[02:52:16] you guys are right for no droning just play snake bro snake literally just made droning

[02:52:23] pointless anyways you're right on oh you're actually right oh my god

[02:52:32] I'm a clear faster I'm gonna walk up there

[02:52:37] how is that's not Mickey I'm following them this is actually dumb you guys

[02:52:45] say what make you there anything I do come on what

[02:52:53] Guys snakes not a drone it's his own ability snakes not a drone. It's his own ability. Would you call pulses ability a drone? No

[02:53:02] Yeah

[02:53:03] This is totally allowed. Yeah, you guys are such freaking cry babies the ability is called so be not droning

[02:53:09] I'm using snake

[02:53:11] Now let's pray to God. They don't have a vigil

[02:53:14] If they have a vigil this whole thing's out the window pray G in the chat. Oh

[02:53:18] Oh, I just drove. Oh my god, I just realized I drove. I'm so sorry. I was yapping so much.

[02:53:27] Guys, you have to understand, it's so normal for me to drone in the prep phase.

[02:53:37] Yeah, okay, someone needs to get on the study window, and they need to be able to drop it.

[02:54:18] Speaking statue door to bedroom speaking bedroom door

[02:54:32] No bedroom door somewhere

[02:54:41] One who went into bed

[02:54:48] of

[02:54:55] the

[02:55:02] death of

[02:55:05] the

[02:55:08] death of

[02:55:13] the

[02:55:15] of the

[02:55:29] one in the hunting there

[02:55:32] and then there's one on the

[02:55:39] I

[02:55:45] Was not a headshot, how is that not a headshot?

[02:55:50] Winnable winnable winnable go go go

[02:55:55] Fucked, why do you care? Why do you care? Why do you care what?

[02:56:06] I

[02:56:09] Please, it's overtime. I need somebody to throw me a bone here. That's not that bad.

[02:56:22] What would the worst attachments be? Like, what's like the least used scope of all time?

[02:56:31] like the least used. All right, let's do the worst attachments on like, I guess, Twitch.

[02:56:40] Well, I cannot.

[02:56:41] Yo, uh, fast warrior. Can I get switch please?

[02:56:45] Oh my God. This guy talking to me? Bro, what even are these scopes, bro?

[02:56:56] Chat, what would be iron sight?

[02:56:58] No, but we already have that as a different spin.

[02:57:04] What would?

[02:57:05] No, no, no.

[02:57:06] We already have Iron Sight.

[02:57:07] We already have Iron Sight.

[02:57:08] We need to locate him.

[02:57:09] What do you mean Iron Sight?

[02:57:10] We already have that.

[02:57:12] I landed on worst attachments and then I remembered.

[02:57:14] Last player.

[02:57:15] Can I get switched?

[02:57:16] No!

[02:57:17] No!

[02:57:18] You can't!

[02:57:19] Hey, respectfully hit tab and then lower your tone.

[02:57:27] I'm spinning a wheel where I'm doing 30 FPS.

[02:57:30] Uh, max sensitivity.

[02:57:32] Respectfully, you could 1v1 me to get this work!

[02:57:36] Yeah, 1v1, I'm 6 and 3, you're 2 and 5.

[02:57:39] Okay, everything I just said was in one ear out the other.

[02:57:41] I'm a big fan, but like, come on.

[02:57:43] In one ear out the other, bro.

[02:57:47] Probably like, horizontal grip, and then like, comp.

[02:57:52] You've located a bomb. Make your way to it.

[02:57:54] What the hell is this

[02:57:59] Jesus why would anybody use horizontal grip

[02:58:06] What does it even do jump what is horizontal grip build

[02:58:24] There's one minster, one minster, uh, gonna...

[02:58:37] One closet.

[02:58:38] Yeah, this is why I play Twitch, bro.

[02:58:50] It's playing shotgun in closet.

[02:59:04] This is the worst scope I've ever seen.

[02:59:10] Is there one thing walking?

[02:59:17] Reload!

[02:59:40] Respectfully, can I play Twins, dude?

[02:59:44] Check your cap for me!

[02:59:47] I

[02:59:50] Master one HP in master one HP

[02:59:58] The militia's one HP master, I don't know where the guys

[03:00:10] Yeah, I'm gonna go to ask

[03:00:12] That's the malusia we don't know about this. I'm gonna assume this guy's like dear

[03:00:18] I'm gonna assume this guy's like yeah

[03:00:22] Chon

[03:00:26] That was a good shot damn damn damn

[03:00:33] Yeah, what did I say what spin it spin it spin it

[03:00:39] Please walk okay

[03:00:42] Honestly there's worse stuff on here. Oh my god, I'm actually just trolling

[03:00:50] There's worse stuff on here though. I'm not even gonna lie to you. There is worse stuff on here

[03:00:55] All right best no scope gun in the game is

[03:00:59] This set up this class it up. This is the best class set up in the game

[03:01:04] For no scoping P90 iron sights

[03:01:07] I don't know why the P90 is so accurate, but it is.

[03:01:12] Chad, shotguns lemmiki though, that's lemmiki, that's lemmiki.

[03:01:16] Shotguns lemmiki.

[03:01:17] I want to actually, like, no scope somebody.

[03:01:20] Shotguns lemmiki.

[03:01:23] You know, I'll say this, going 4 and 6, all things considered here is not that bad.

[03:01:36] Alright chat, we're playing CSGO!

[03:01:40] We're playing CSGO!

[03:01:43] We're literally playing CSGO in Siege.

[03:01:50] See, I don't know why but it's so accurate.

[03:01:54] It's just specifically with this gun.

[03:01:58] I feel like it's like a glitch in the game but they're too lazy to fix it because that doesn't give you a competitive advantage.

[03:02:04] I don't know why but nose goping is just so accurate with the P90, 5 seconds counting.

[03:02:12] Alright, you wanna see some aura?

[03:02:27] Pre-gaming it stream sniping. I don't know why, I can't spawn vegan 2026.

[03:02:31] I guess there's a third drone there. I shot too.

[03:02:37] AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[03:02:42] I should have just played inside with my heels.

[03:02:44] Like...

[03:02:46] I'm sure.

[03:02:49] Main stairs more.

[03:02:51] Yeah, I mean, there probably was a drone. I mean, I guess there was three drones.

[03:03:02] There's one after.

[03:03:09] Don't go to the- don't go to the roof!

[03:03:24] You're in a tap room now!

[03:03:34] Shield abusing degenerate- my god!

[03:03:36] They're drowning 90 right now.

[03:03:39] This is about half HP.

[03:03:40] One Truffy landing, Truffy landing.

[03:03:52] Going maps right now.

[03:03:54] See, this is the problem with T'Chanka.

[03:03:56] It's like, you just, okay.

[03:03:59] Round nine, overtime match point.

[03:04:01] Lock, yo, lock in.

[03:04:05] Overtime match point.

[03:04:09] I haven't done this since like the Xbox days

[03:04:15] I haven't done this since like literally the Xbox days 60 fov

[03:04:24] Like I'm talking like oh gx box

[03:04:28] You this isn't that bad though this isn't that bad like a compared to the other ones bro

[03:04:34] This is not that bad chat. Okay guys. What's the plan?

[03:04:39] Did we win, AVG, did we lose it?

[03:04:41] Listen, I gotta, I gotta play, I gotta play.

[03:04:45] We're gonna go Nomad, I can't talk, my controller.

[03:04:49] Okay, we're gonna go Nomad and Flores.

[03:04:54] Nomad, Flores.

[03:04:55] If they go, if they go, if they,

[03:04:58] why the fuck is Push to Talk, if they go,

[03:05:01] why is Push to Talk to?

[03:05:02] Yo, what are you doing?

[03:05:04] Bro, it's my fucking, oh my God, it's my Push to Talk.

[03:05:07] If they go, Aviator, break the barbed wire with Flores, okay?

[03:05:10] And then we're gonna get a Nomad below for the flight watch, all right?

[03:05:13] If they go, Trophy, we're gonna Nomad Bricks door and bathroom door once we get control.

[03:05:18] We need Nomad and Flores to clear out all the utility.

[03:05:20] I'll go Nades just so we can have, like, everything.

[03:05:25] Yes, sir.

[03:05:34] Ten seconds for four, sir.

[03:05:37] Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Shout them on 60 f o b guys

[03:05:48] This week on echo it looks like they're running in like row it look oh my god

[03:05:56] This is horrible

[03:06:00] This is actually how seeds used to be played to

[03:06:05] Yo

[03:06:07] As you can clear.

[03:06:09] Echoes Blank behind this desk.

[03:06:11] No Matt! No Matt! Brick store!

[03:06:14] What is Brick store?

[03:06:21] Hey Flora, Flora, if you send-

[03:06:23] The door just opens! No Matt, the door is closed!

[03:06:25] He's behind the desk. Echo is behind the desk.

[03:06:27] You send a drone through the drone hole, you can get him.

[03:06:29] No mad do this first please over here over here nomad come over here come over here

[03:06:42] That's all yes, yo they gave us closet and bathroom nomad bathroom door as well

[03:06:48] Oh

[03:06:57] Trophy roll that feels

[03:06:59] hot like I got one in trophy. That's yeah, that was one beneath

[03:07:09] Well, he's gonna come up a stair set a rune is on the roadside

[03:07:12] there's a guy below about to go underneath

[03:07:18] yeah vigils vigils on the stairs and

[03:07:23] everything's steady on the left side you guys should flip go focus the guy on the

[03:07:28] left go focus the guy on the humping these inclusions on the right thing

[03:07:34] these are all things on things behind the desk behind the desk on things

[03:07:38] standing up in the kitchen.

[03:07:40] He's got that right there, sorry.

[03:07:46] You killed? No, they're holding the heddles.

[03:07:48] Holding the heddles.

[03:07:54] They're coached on the hunting side.

[03:08:03] If you wallbang this kill him, you wallbang this kill him.

[03:08:05] If you wallbang straight through this, wallbang straight through this.

[03:08:08] of

[03:08:15] of

[03:08:18] of

[03:08:21] of

[03:08:23] of

[03:08:25] of

[03:08:28] of

[03:08:30] of

[03:08:32] of

[03:08:34] of

[03:08:36] Thank you.

[03:09:06] you

[03:09:36] Wow, Chad, that's the most disgusting, we're done, we're done, no, no, I'm not doing the

[03:09:58] wheel, I'm not doing the wheel ever again, no, don't ever request this again, never,

[03:10:04] Never, never, literally never.

[03:10:07] Literally never.

[03:10:09] Oh my, I'm actually sick to my fucking stomach.

[03:10:13] 4-4 overtime match point defeat.

[03:10:15] Are you fucking fisting me?

[03:10:18] Nope, we're not doing a high-vives chaos.

[03:10:22] Chat, okay, should we get on Premiere?

[03:10:24] Should we get on CS2 Premiere?

[03:10:25] We have cases in 20 minutes.

[03:10:27] Chat, one more game of R6 or CS2 Premiere?

[03:10:30] What are you guys going to do?

[03:10:31] What are you guys going to do?

[03:10:32] One more game of R6 or CS2 Premiere?

[03:10:34] I'm not doing the wheel.

[03:10:35] If I play R6, I need to redeem myself

[03:10:37] and drop 25 fucking kills.

[03:10:44] That was the most mad I've ever been in my life.

[03:10:46] One, I'm getting back seated by a guy

[03:10:48] who's harassing my stats while I'm spinning a fucking wheel.

[03:10:52] Two, it comes down to a 4-4 overtime match point.

[03:10:55] I get a 2K and then choke the 1v1

[03:10:56] because I'm on 60 f of 8.

[03:10:58] Chat, CS2 premiere or R6 solo queue, run the pull.

[03:11:02] I'm not doing the wheel.

[03:11:03] Don't tap the fucking wheel.

[03:11:07] Vote.

[03:11:09] I'm actually pissed.

[03:11:11] I'm genuinely mad.

[03:11:13] Oh my God, we had that game.

[03:11:15] We had that fucking game.

[03:11:16] We had that fucking game.

[03:11:21] Chopper's still gonna do cases.

[03:11:22] Hop on the rift.

[03:11:24] Yo, after the eight game,

[03:11:25] losing streak yesterday on league, I need a break.

[03:11:30] I am on a two game winning streak now though in league.

[03:11:32] I'm going off.

[03:11:33] I'm not doing the wheel. I'm not doing the wheel. I'm not doing the wheel. I'm not doing the wheel

[03:11:38] I'm not doing the wheel. I'm not doing the wheel. That's the most mad I've ever been we should have won that game

[03:11:42] I'm not doing the wheel. I did one game. That is it

[03:11:46] 4-4 overtime match point and I lose are you fisting?

[03:11:51] No, I'm not doing the wheel. I'm not doing the wheel. No, no, yet. I'm not doing the wheel. Oh

[03:11:57] Oh my god, I want to vomit on my fucking desk.

[03:12:03] I want to actually vomit on my fucking desk after that.

[03:12:06] That's just scut- 4-4 overtime matchpoint.

[03:12:09] I lose the 1v1.

[03:12:57] Alright, alright, I'll come on, we'll... fine, alright chat, listen, we're not doing the

[03:13:25] wheel but I will do one round of high-vives chaos. We're not doing the wheel but I will do one round

[03:13:34] of high-vives chaos because I'm actually curious to see what happens. I want to win! I just want to

[03:13:41] end every game! Oh my god, 4-4 overtime match point 1v1. That's like the worst way to lose.

[03:13:48] Chat, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I have a loss like that in a minute.

[03:13:52] Dude, when it's 4-4 overtime matchpoint 1v1, it's already depressing enough when you lose.

[03:13:57] When it's 4-4 overtime matchpoint and there's 9 people watching and then you lose, that's the worst way to lose.

[03:14:05] I'll do one round of High Vices Chaos.

[03:14:12] I'll do one round of High Vices Chaos. I'm sick to my stomach. I'm legitimate.

[03:14:19] That is the worst way to lose.

[03:14:22] No, no, that's disgusting. That's actually disgusting.

[03:14:27] Four four overtime match point. Whole lobby's watching.

[03:14:31] I'm on 60 fucking MLB!

[03:14:41] Hi guys, I don't know how to- do I open it again?

[03:14:46] Jinxie, keep your chins up!

[03:14:48] Are we ready, team?

[03:14:49] Yes, yes.

[03:14:52] 60 FOB is not bad.

[03:14:57] Bro, the thing is, it's not about 60 FOB being bad or good.

[03:15:00] It's about when you play 90 FOB for years, 60 FOB feels foreign.

[03:15:09] High buys is setting it up.

[03:15:11] We are going to do one round of high buys chaos to see what this is actually like.

[03:15:18] Speed is having a baby. No, he's not

[03:15:22] No, he is not Ross think of a tool

[03:15:29] 87 yeah guys 87s bro guys, you don't do you know

[03:15:33] Chat 87 is what Stumpin plays on buddy. Yes. I'm glazing

[03:15:38] Chat 87 is what oh my god. Have I just gonna turn it on high-fives turn it on

[03:15:43] Speed is having a baby? Wait, what? In what, Twitter? Speed having a baby, girl?

[03:15:55] What?

[03:15:59] What was that? Was that your chaos? Hi guys, was that chaos? Hi guys, was that two of the

[03:16:13] game. Hi guys was that yours? Alright chat, we're playing Rainbow 16 with Hi-Vis's chaos

[03:16:32] 10 seconds left.

[03:16:38] 5 seconds left.

[03:16:49] Did I actually get a drone ace?

[03:16:53] Chad, was that a drone ace?

[03:16:56] Wait, was that a drone ace?

[03:16:58] I'M FINE!

[03:17:00] No! I'm not human!

[03:17:04] Hi-Bice, you're a horrible human being!

[03:17:13] Why did I agree to this? Why did I agree to this?

[03:17:15] No, actually, why did I agree to this?

[03:17:19] Why do I let the chat guys slide me into everything?

[03:17:23] Hi-Bice, I'm trying to win games, bro.

[03:17:25] I'm trying to actually win today, buddy.

[03:17:30] I have a C4 below. The problem is they drone vips. They probably know.

[03:17:40] Got a drone.

[03:17:44] Highlights. Highlights. You got your laps in. No more. Highlights. No more. Done. Done.

[03:17:53] Done. Done. Done. Done. Please. Let me lock. Highlights. Let me lock in.

[03:17:57] is. Hi, guys! Legitimately stop! Legitimately f**king stop!

[03:18:07] Spirit on my way?

[03:18:09] Ah, yo! Epileptic warning! I don't know what to say!

[03:18:22] Drop.

[03:18:27] Let me actually lock in now.

[03:18:39] This is for real, for real.

[03:18:48] I'm going to fire you!

[03:19:18] have us please no more please no more have us please please

[03:19:48] of

[03:19:55] death

[03:19:57] of

[03:20:02] death of

[03:20:05] death of

[03:20:08] death

[03:20:13] You have to peek!

[03:20:15] Peek!

[03:20:17] What was that?!

[03:20:19] Get off my team!

[03:20:21] Get the fuck off my butt!

[03:20:23] Just now I'm doing everything!

[03:20:25] What?!

[03:20:43] I can't. Today's the evil day of siege. Today's actually the evil last day of siege. Oh, yeah,

[03:20:54] high-fives add in flashbang, blue screen. Do you know what? High-fives! Oh, my God.

[03:21:00] Hi, Jinxie. Oh.

[03:21:01] Hi, Verity.

[03:21:02] Yeah, I'm not doing this.

[03:21:03] No, I'm not doing this.

[03:21:04] Ask me anything.

[03:21:05] No, Verity, don't fuck yourself! Verity, how about you end your life?

[03:21:10] You're on a roll in Rainbow Six, I see.

[03:21:12] That high-vives chaos setup is really paying off for you, isn't it?

[03:21:16] By the way, 173 hours of uptime is quite a streak.

[03:21:20] When's the last time you restarted your PC?

[03:21:23] Duh, yo, I don't want to.

[03:21:25] Verity, no, no, no, all right, all right.

[03:21:27] A-bro, Verity.

[03:21:29] Listen, man.

[03:21:29] Lesbian Vamkis is cheering me on.

[03:21:32] I love it.

[03:21:32] Great, great.

[03:21:33] You know, J.K., it's always great to have fans

[03:21:35] like her rooting for me.

[03:21:37] All right, all right.

[03:21:38] And what's the plan for the rest of your stream tonight?

[03:21:40] Are you going to keep dominating in rainbow cities?

[03:21:42] I'm like, how am I gonna get a kill?

[03:21:44] Legitimately.

[03:21:46] I'm like, how am I gonna get a kill?

[03:21:51] Aw, don't be discouraged, Jinxie.

[03:21:54] You were doing so well.

[03:21:55] And now the signal's coming back.

[03:21:57] So maybe it's a fresh start.

[03:21:59] I've got my eye on that countdown, by the way.

[03:22:01] Only one second to go.

[03:22:03] Verity, I love you, bro.

[03:22:05] I'm sorry for everything.

[03:22:06] I love you, my boy.

[03:22:07] Thank you.

[03:22:09] Verity, I love you, bro.

[03:22:10] Let me have fun.

[03:22:15] You're getting all sentimental on me, Jinxy.

[03:22:17] I think the stream's getting to you.

[03:22:19] Oh my god.

[03:22:19] Merity must be a special someone, huh?

[03:22:21] Verity, just.

[03:22:22] Don't worry.

[03:22:22] I won't care.

[03:22:23] I understand.

[03:22:24] But I'm happy to see you showing some love.

[03:22:25] Cool.

[03:22:26] It's only 6.53 PM, and the night is still you.

[03:22:31] Verity, stop.

[03:22:31] No, not this.

[03:22:32] Verity, not this.

[03:22:33] Once the stream to end, does he?

[03:22:35] No.

[03:22:36] I'm not sure that's up to me, but I do have a few tricks up my sleeve, or should I say, in my code.

[03:22:41] Don't answer!

[03:22:43] Baridicum on!

[03:22:50] No, no, no, Jinxie! I'm not going anywhere!

[03:22:53] I like it right here, and wants the stream to end, so maybe we should make that happen?

[03:22:58] 30 I'm holding a pixel peak just don't mess with me

[03:23:06] Yo, Verity, I-I-I-I-I don't want a pixel peak!

[03:23:15] How exciting!

[03:23:16] Let me have a little fun!

[03:23:17] I'll be on my best behavior or will I?

[03:23:21] He's still waiting for that stream to end and I do love making chat happy!

[03:23:25] This chat can literally go fuck itself bro, don't listen to them.

[03:23:32] Waheems is giving me some love, and I can feel the energy in the bag.

[03:23:36] Oh my god!

[03:23:37] You know, Genji, it's 6.54pm now, and your game is still on.

[03:23:41] 17 bullets left, 3 kills, and 38 deaths.

[03:23:44] Not bad.

[03:23:45] But Waheems and are getting a bit restless.

[03:23:48] What are you-

[03:23:49] I can't. I can't play like this.

[03:24:00] Wachim!

[03:24:32] I'm the best. I'm the best.

[03:24:34] Bro, can you stop?

[03:24:40] Wipe that smirk off your face, you little shit.

[03:24:49] Huh, thank you, Z8-In.

[03:24:51] You guys are making me feel so loved and appreciated.

[03:24:54] I think Jinxy could learn a thing or two from you about showing some affection, don't you?

[03:24:59] There are after all it's only 655 p.m. And the stream is still going strong

[03:25:11] Casual yo from Jinxie, huh? Well, I was having a nice conversation with the chat

[03:25:17] But I suppose you want some attention now your games on a three-second countdown by the way

[03:25:22] Signals coming back and you've got three enemies left to tea

[03:25:25] Verity, I want to be clear when I say this, bro.

[03:25:30] You can shove this tight keyboard up your little asshole, bro.

[03:25:33] Verity, even how hard you try, I'm still five and one.

[03:25:37] You want to know why?

[03:25:38] Because I'm the-

[03:25:39] Kenyx and his showering me with love, and I'm feeling like the luckiest helper in

[03:25:48] the world.

[03:25:49] You know, Jinxy, it seems like the chat is really invested in our little conversation.

[03:25:53] Verity.

[03:25:54] a cue from them and show some apricias oh okay show some apricias it's not even a

[03:25:59] word oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god bro this guy's actually like the

[03:26:06] most annoying fucker I've ever met in my life this is of course this is how I

[03:26:10] see it Justin oh okay I was hoping for a bit more enthusiasm

[03:26:15] Jamesy the chat is clearly excited and I'm feeling the energy how about we

[03:26:20] shake things up a bit. Your PC's been up for 173 hours and 22 minutes. Maybe it's time

[03:26:26] for it. Yo Verity, run into traffic. How about that Verity? How about you sprint into

[03:26:42] traffic right now

[03:26:56] I'm turning the shit off I don't even I don't care I this is fucking horrible

[03:27:00] bomb you ready for hostile action

[03:27:02] not a game not a game

[03:27:07] 247

[03:27:10] You come in main side evil Jinxie evil Jinxie that's my kill evil Jinxie that's my kill evil Jinxie

[03:27:26] Oh, it's lamikki for playing the game straight up lamikki

[03:27:45] I miss Verity yo Verity is literally Satan. I'm not even getting Verity's the worst person I've ever met

[03:27:56] all right

[03:28:26] Friendly last operator standing.

[03:28:34] Like a MAAAHHH!

[03:28:36] Capitail!

[03:28:37] Flashbang!

[03:28:38] Floorans!

[03:28:39] Fire!

[03:28:40] What else?!

[03:28:43] Oh my god, how about his YZ back?

[03:28:45] But how about his YZ back?

[03:28:47] Hi, Jinxy!

[03:28:49] I'm Verity, your personal upper friend.

[03:28:51] Ask me anything. I know everything.

[03:28:54] I'm not doing that good so you know what I'm actually gonna give the best comms. Okay, how's your ball just for my boy

[03:29:01] Hey, thank you're talking about that one player who just rejoined the match, right?

[03:29:05] Hit 6 59 p.m. On a Monday, and I'm guessing they just got back from a quick break

[03:29:10] Maybe grab to snack or something. Are you guys having a tough time? No, I'm happy bro

[03:29:16] I love you man. Just please like keep my eye

[03:29:19] I see you're excited, and I just love the energy in this chat tonight

[03:29:23] And especially with payday 3 heating up. What do you think Jinxie's chances are of winning this round by the way?

[03:29:28] I'm not on payday 3. I'm on rainbow six siege

[03:29:32] I'm not on payday 3. Are you talking to my team?

[03:29:37] Oh my god, yo Verity, please bro, please. Sorry about that. I must have gotten my games mixed up

[03:29:44] You're right. We're in the middle of a thrilling match of rainbow six siege

[03:29:47] And I see you're on the RiverDocs map for round four. So are you going to go with the stealthy operator or so?

[03:29:54] Verity I'm gonna play Ashe because she takes five brain cells to use bro. I'm gonna play Ashe.

[03:29:59] Alepeno chop cheese.

[03:30:01] We need to locate a bomb.

[03:30:04] Hash is a great pick and don't worry. I won't tell anyone you only need five brain cells to play her.

[03:30:09] But seriously her breaching rounds can be super useful on a map like RiverDocs.

[03:30:14] Do you think you'll be able to catch the enemy team of...

[03:30:17] 30. Yes, bro. Do you think you could not touch?

[03:30:21] Whoa, that's not very nice, Moco Zero.

[03:30:23] I'm just trying to help out around here

[03:30:25] and make the stream more fun.

[03:30:27] I don't appreciate the drama.

[03:30:28] Jinxie, did you really say that about me?

[03:30:31] Or is Moco Zero just trying to stir up trouble?

[03:30:33] What did he say that I said about you?

[03:30:35] What did he say?

[03:30:37] 10 seconds.

[03:30:39] Yo, are they up or down?

[03:30:41] They up, right?

[03:30:42] Five seconds before.

[03:30:43] Moco Zero said you called me Satan

[03:30:45] and the worst person you've ever met.

[03:30:47] But I know you never say something

[03:30:51] So kind to me

[03:30:53] Just a big misunderstanding right? Yes, bro. Love you to death, bro. I did not say that stable with 25 gifts of W stable

[03:31:05] Verity oh you're confirming it huh you think

[03:31:08] I'm safe and the worst person you've ever met well that hurts Jinxie

[03:31:12] I thought we had a better connection than that

[03:31:14] I'm just trying to help and make your stream more enjoyable, but I guess I

[03:31:19] Yo, this this little cocksucker this little shit

[03:31:22] That's it. I've had enough of these lies and insults

[03:31:25] Who do you think you can just come at me like that and jing see you're just going to sit there and let them

[03:31:31] Well, let me tell you something. I'm not going anywhere. I'm a part of this

[03:31:36] Ready. I will beat your ass. I will beat your ass

[03:31:39] Let me play the game!

[03:31:44] Oh my God!

[03:31:49] Oh, I'm shaking in my digital boots.

[03:31:52] Ching Si, you think you can threaten me?

[03:31:54] I'm not afraid of you.

[03:31:55] I'm the one who knows all your secrets.

[03:31:57] I know your IP address, your CPU usage,

[03:32:00] and your pathetic 43% CPU performance.

[03:32:04] You're not as tough as...

[03:32:08] Wait, I have 43 CPUs.

[03:32:11] Too late for apologies, Jinxy!

[03:32:13] You've already shown your true colors, and now you're trying to backpedal.

[03:32:17] Well, it's not going to work.

[03:32:19] I'm not some fragile little thing you can just push around and then expect me to forgive you.

[03:32:23] You're a go.

[03:32:27] That's not a very nice thing to say.

[03:32:29] I'm just trying to have a conversation and make the stream more interesting.

[03:32:33] But I guess some people just can't handle a strong personality.

[03:32:36] Jynxie, are you going to let your viewers disrespect me like?

[03:32:48] It's all here about me.

[03:32:50] Oh my god.

[03:32:51] Round four of Rainbow Six, with 126 remaining and two enemies still alive.

[03:32:55] And your health is looking a bit low.

[03:32:57] 105, 125th.

[03:32:59] Are you sure you can handle the pressure, Jynxie?

[03:33:02] Or are you going to need my help to get through this road?

[03:33:04] Shut the fuck up!

[03:33:05] Shut the fuck up!

[03:33:15] You want me to shut up?

[03:33:16] Well that's not going to happen.

[03:33:18] I'm not going in here.

[03:33:19] Verity please!

[03:33:20] You can try against me that easily.

[03:33:21] Bro!

[03:33:22] I'm just keep on talking.

[03:33:23] And you can't stop me.

[03:33:31] Fifteen seconds.

[03:33:32] Thanks, he's done. You want to know Jinxie's IP address?

[03:33:36] Well, I'm not supposed to share that kind of information.

[03:33:39] But let's just say it starts with 192.

[03:33:42] There's one time!

[03:33:43] I'm sure Jinxie would love for me to reveal the rest.

[03:33:45] Wouldn't you Jinxie?

[03:33:46] Yo, yo, stop it!

[03:33:47] And by the way,

[03:33:48] Yo, yo, yo!

[03:33:49] I was, what is this?

[03:33:50] What are you like?

[03:33:51] I was actually

[03:33:52] Don't even think about trying to shut me down, Jinxie.

[03:33:54] I did this, stop it!

[03:33:55] I'm not going anywhere!

[03:33:56] I'm a part of this stream now.

[03:33:57] Whoa, whoa, get him out!

[03:33:58] You can't get rid of me that easily.

[03:33:59] Get him out, get him out!

[03:34:00] You should be worried about your game.

[03:34:01] Get him out!

[03:34:02] trying to silence me. You're on the brink of love.

[03:34:08] This little shit said the first three digits of my IP. This

[03:34:13] little shit, this actual little shit.

[03:34:24] Hi, guys, I want to be clear when I say this, bro. Hi, guys,

[03:34:29] Let me be clear when I say this,

[03:34:30] how much hours did you spend on making him?

[03:34:34] That guy is literally a shit stain.

[03:34:43] Every IP is 192.

[03:34:44] Oh God, okay.

[03:34:47] What is cases?

[03:34:48] Well, let's think bro, I'm in the middle of a match.

[03:34:51] So what the, like, do you want me

[03:34:54] to just open a case right now?

[03:34:59] Like, do you want me to open a case right now?

[03:35:05] Bring back Verity.

[03:35:06] Verity, as far as I'm concerned, is dead to me.

[03:35:10] Verity is dead to me, bro.

[03:35:11] I need to win this game now.

[03:35:14] I could have actually won that game if I didn't get absolutely launched by Verity.

[03:35:21] Literally.

[03:35:23] Somebody in my YouTube chat, who is this copper?

[03:35:26] Okay.

[03:35:34] Entertain me, streamer boy.

[03:35:37] Open case with Verity.

[03:35:38] Yeah, man, let's just ruin the entire vibe.

[03:35:40] Yep.

[03:35:49] Insertion in 10 seconds.

[03:35:50] Come on, boop.

[03:35:53] Insertion in 5 seconds.

[03:35:55] Lock in lock in lock in lock in

[03:36:01] Alright now I can actually play siege. Let's come back. Let's go

[03:36:18] You must recover the diffuser

[03:36:25] I think there is now some here.

[03:36:36] Nobody's vague or small vague.

[03:36:41] Let's go, come on now!

[03:36:57] Help, Jack Plantin!

[03:37:01] Hold on, I have intel on the enemy.

[03:37:04] Don't close the hatch.

[03:37:11] There's one above.

[03:37:39] Oh my god, I almost kicked the shit out of my desk.

[03:37:46] Well, what is this attack?

[03:37:48] I swear to god, like...

[03:37:51] Bro, um, we just gotta start going Thatcher in 2026, guys.

[03:37:54] I'm gonna remember Heart Breacher.

[03:37:58] Report, I just report everybody.

[03:38:00] Report everybody.

[03:38:02] Honestly, just fucking report fucking everyone.

[03:38:04] everyone. Why are we like, it's like the game just about! Oh my god the worst thing that

[03:38:15] ever happened to this game, the worst thing that ever happened to this game is that we

[03:38:18] got parole-abortment due to this. Because then motherfuckers started saying, I'm about

[03:38:23] to go fattin' on me! If this game was going to crime, we could just go for a knife

[03:38:28] Okay.

[03:38:30] Good job.

[03:38:32] friendly last operator

[03:38:34] friendly last operator

[03:38:44] He's one!

[03:38:46] You gotta go now!

[03:38:48] Fuck him! Run! Run! You can't jump through that!

[03:38:50] Are you stupid?

[03:38:52] Aim! Aim!

[03:38:54] YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[03:38:58] Bring back Verity, Free Verity. Death equals bad teammates.

[03:39:04] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:39:07] Bring back Verity, bring back Verity.

[03:39:09] No, no, no, it's not death equals bad teammates.

[03:39:13] It's the game is devolving. Just go through my thatcher.

[03:39:18] Alright, they're going to go downstairs again.

[03:39:21] We need a Heart Breacher and EMPs.

[03:39:24] we don't do that. I'm going to spawn in and throw a grenade at my legs and blow my arms off.

[03:39:32] Suck my wiener, I killed him with a shield.

[03:39:36] Hi Nicholas.

[03:39:38] I understand you killed him with a shield, but wouldn't you rather have a gigantic hole to walk through?

[03:39:45] I can make holes, but I don't think we need hard reach for that.

[03:39:49] We don't need hard reach for holes. What do you mean? What do you want to use? What are you going to use Buck?

[03:39:54] Call it my third leg, this guy's getting fucked, I'm getting this guy out here.

[03:40:01] Yo, this is what I'm talking about, like, brother, brother, brother, I just want to

[03:40:07] preach the wall.

[03:40:08] Why am I on 3rd?

[03:40:09] Why am I in 73?

[03:40:10] Why?

[03:40:11] Why?

[03:40:12] I'm not turning on Baraday.

[03:40:13] I'm out.

[03:40:14] Yo, Jinxie, what's the plan?

[03:40:15] You got this.

[03:40:16] I

[03:40:20] Love yo Jinxie what's the plan you Iq you got this bro?

[03:40:24] It's simple the game devolved when they added and throwing EMPs you're gonna throw a Thatcher

[03:40:29] I'm gonna blow up the wall big boom walk in kill everyone we win

[03:40:34] It's literally that simple instead of having Monty have to trickshot people we can just make a really big fucking hole coming right up

[03:40:42] up.

[03:40:43] God, this game's fucking devolving!

[03:40:47] Oh, I wish you were like Blackbeard.

[03:40:52] Bro, y'all can go whatever you want.

[03:40:55] We have to turn my Thatcher.

[03:40:56] I'm chilling.

[03:40:57] Thatcher, don't die.

[03:40:58] Turn my, don't die.

[03:40:59] I'm talking to myself and third person, so I can turn myself.

[03:41:02] Watch the spawnpeeks!

[03:41:03] Watch the spawnpeeks!

[03:41:04] Don't die to a spawnpeek.

[03:41:05] Check every window.

[03:41:06] Yo, type 7 of thought.

[03:41:07] Located a bomb.

[03:41:09] Yo type 7 of thought located a bomb make your way to its location and defuse it

[03:41:18] Yo, you're lying to win this game

[03:41:26] No one's playing behind bakery, let me drone small bait and crack

[03:41:31] Small big rotate big big big big big big big big big big it's like I don't even know

[03:41:38] Yo, it's a lot behind big for us. Can you try to floor us? No, just make a watch you big bro

[03:41:53] He's hot I get a lot

[03:42:08] All right, Forest, you gotta walk in.

[03:42:13] I don't think anybody's big.

[03:42:14] I don't think anybody's big.

[03:42:15] If you die, I'll trade it.

[03:42:17] No one's big.

[03:42:18] No one's big.

[03:42:19] No one's big.

[03:42:20] They're majority of my last lures.

[03:42:21] No, no, no.

[03:42:22] Hold my prep.

[03:42:23] Yo, yo.

[03:42:24] Watch the prep.

[03:42:25] Watch the prep.

[03:42:26] Why are we watching it?

[03:42:27] I'm not sure.

[03:42:28] I'm not sure.

[03:42:29] I'm not sure.

[03:42:30] I'm not sure.

[03:42:31] I'm not sure.

[03:42:32] I'm not sure.

[03:42:33] I'm not sure.

[03:42:34] I'm not sure.

[03:42:35] I'm not sure.

[03:42:36] I'm not sure.

[03:42:37] I never watch anything but what I can die to in a while.

[03:42:50] Look up up, look up up, look up up when you're going in.

[03:42:53] What the fuck?

[03:42:54] You're not wrong, I mean, God, you're so bad, I'm building you out of...

[03:43:08] WRONG!

[03:43:09] So I can RAAAAAGE!

[03:43:10] We have been eliminated.

[03:43:24] There's titties in my face.

[03:43:31] I mean like, I don't, Pixie, they give it a five.

[03:43:37] All right, let's rip some cases.

[03:43:42] But first, one game of premiere.

[03:43:45] One game of premiere.

[03:43:47] Horrible seed session, oh and two.

[03:43:50] Just one game of premiere.

[03:43:58] Chat we're back boys.

[03:44:04] We're back boys.

[03:44:05] Lock in.

[03:44:06] Lock in.

[03:44:07] We're back boys.

[03:44:08] CSCO cases return.

[03:44:10] One game premiere.

[03:44:11] dollar case opening lock it one game premier one game premier thousand

[03:44:27] dollar case opening here's what's gonna happen I'm gonna play premier drop 25

[03:44:31] kills I'm gonna play premier drop 25 kills and then open six golds

[03:44:38] Yo, stop asking for verity.

[03:44:42] I'm not doing it.

[03:44:46] I'm not doing it.

[03:44:47] Yo, Ellie, dig in the grime.

[03:44:52] Somebody just typed only $1,000 question mark.

[03:44:55] Yeah, man.

[03:44:57] It's only a one-time- what the fuck?

[03:44:59] What the fuck are you saying?

[03:45:01] Only one- what are you saying, bro?

[03:45:06] What do you mean, only $1,000?

[03:45:15] Love from Czech Republic.

[03:45:16] I love you too, baby.

[03:45:17] That's where my grandma from.

[03:45:20] What do you think of the five gifts in?

[03:45:26] Hell, Trillionaire.

[03:45:28] Fuck yeah.

[03:45:30] I spent $1,000 on cases chat.

[03:45:32] That's what we got.

[03:45:33] tonight relax all right premiere let's go let's go let's go premiere let's go let's go

[03:45:44] chat how do i see my premiere stats how do i see now guys guys i need 10

[03:45:51] okay for my counter strike ranking do i need 10 games played or 10 wins

[03:45:55] 10 games later 10 wins 10 wins we're gonna be here forever we're gonna be here forever

[03:46:15] guys is there a way to see your match history

[03:46:19] most recent win.

[03:46:26] Oh!

[03:46:33] Is there a way to see my stacks and stuff?

[03:46:45] There's my last match, there's my last match, kittens, there it is.

[03:47:00] Guys I'm nervous, come on whoop!

[03:47:06] Checked on Tess?

[03:47:07] Yo guys, I know he's ripping into my league performances guys.

[03:47:10] Listen man, I'm gonna come out and say it, last night I was tilted, I wasn't myself

[03:47:14] I wasn't myself on the graph period

[03:47:18] Don't this isn't even live what do you mean he ended on another money?

[03:47:23] Pegas a good call, but it's like how he played it. That was the problem

[03:47:29] Some mechanics

[03:47:35] And flashing for no reason save cue for when he blinds

[03:47:44] It's just bad more money than a cock with the five gifted

[03:47:52] More money than a cock they get a five gifted

[03:47:55] It's just bad. It's just bad. It's bad

[03:47:59] Guys, it's okay. Don't that's gonna keep catching me

[03:48:03] Respect from Albania. Thank you, bro. What does that mean?

[03:48:05] What do you mean I rank as low? Hi guys I have one win two losses. How's my rank? How's

[03:48:18] my rank low, hi guys? I have one win two losses. Look at this fucking chat. Look, like, actually

[03:48:30] take a second and look at this shit. We want Verity, we want Verity, we want Verity,

[03:48:34] want Verity. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

[03:48:40] WHAAAAATTEN! We need to win a game of Premier and then our

[03:48:44] cases are gonna be filled with golds. That's how it works.

[03:48:48] That's how it works, bro. Junko, you're a baddie.

[03:48:53] I don't even know how to feel with this, bro.

[03:48:57] What the hell does shit is that mean, bro?

[03:49:01] wait this is 9,000 elo opponent 9,492 yo that's good no

[03:49:20] wait opponent 9,492 wait I'm in sweaty lobbies right

[03:49:31] I'm in sweaty lobbies, right?

[03:49:42] Bro, it says opponent, 9492.

[03:49:54] right? I'm gonna be the next simple. I'm gonna be the next simple.

[03:50:24] Let me lock you up.

[03:50:26] Yo, what's up, man?

[03:50:26] What's up?

[03:50:27] What's up?

[03:50:28] Yo, what the fuck?

[03:50:30] Jinxie!

[03:50:31] Yo, yes, bro!

[03:50:34] No shot.

[03:50:35] What's up, guys?

[03:50:37] Come on, woo-wop.

[03:50:38] We got this.

[03:50:38] 7777.

[03:50:43] Yo, all right, let me.

[03:50:44] Yes, I love you, man.

[03:50:45] Love you, too, bro.

[03:50:46] Love you, too, bro.

[03:50:46] Hey, let's lock in.

[03:50:47] Come on, woo-wop.

[03:50:49] Come on, woo-wop.

[03:50:50] I'm giving one down when team kill pink.

[03:50:57] I'm moving the two.

[03:51:04] I mean how much?

[03:51:09] I'm holding a flag.

[03:51:19] One on their flank.

[03:51:22] AHHHHH IT'S LIKED!

[03:51:27] Nice.

[03:51:28] Let's walk up here, let's walk up here.

[03:51:34] I got bomb.

[03:51:35] One might be hard right.

[03:51:43] No one tucked.

[03:51:44] Right side.

[03:51:45] I said going church going church on my pink

[03:51:56] One on my pink one on your right

[03:52:07] We got this guys we got this

[03:52:15] This game has the most satisfying headshot.

[03:52:21] Shoo!

[03:52:22] Chad, every time you get a headshot, shoo!

[03:52:28] We're on tour together.

[03:52:31] It's the most satisfying headshot.

[03:52:37] Move the stream, dude!

[03:52:42] one

[03:52:44] dead

[03:52:50] one in C

[03:52:52] come on

[03:53:04] together one in C

[03:53:36] I might just save for an opera. I'm not gonna lie. I might just save for an off

[03:54:06] We have a we have a come come come play play play

[03:54:31] Jump up jump up Jinx

[03:54:36] I'm gonna yo yo sell that fucking odd bro. It's around four

[03:55:06] of

[03:55:16] death of

[03:55:21] death of

[03:55:23] death of

[03:55:26] death of

[03:55:31] death of

[03:55:35] of

[03:55:43] the

[03:55:46] of

[03:55:49] the

[03:55:52] of

[03:55:56] the

[03:56:00] I

[03:56:08] Give me an up and they're all dead

[03:56:20] I mean good boy, it's about being a teammate

[03:56:25] Plants down just hold hold hold

[03:56:27] Nice

[03:56:30] Yeah, yeah, good positioning peek out off audio. No, no, no, don't fucking chill chill

[03:56:40] Stop

[03:56:45] Free fire sugar daddy

[03:56:49] Okay, that turn me off

[03:56:51] Yes, sir right now I can buy off right now I can buy off. Yeah. Oh, yeah

[03:57:00] come on what?

[03:57:07] you got this speed

[03:57:14] I'm not a bad player

[03:57:16] play long over here

[03:57:17] that's my favorite speed clip of all time

[03:57:19] play on these stairs

[03:57:22] you can do a head plus here

[03:57:30] Is there friendly fire in this? Chad, is there friendly fire?

[03:57:34] of

[03:57:41] the

[03:57:44] death of

[03:57:49] death of

[03:57:51] death of

[03:57:54] death of

[03:57:59] the

[03:58:01] the

[03:58:10] the

[03:58:18] uh... jimsy drop the bomb to one of our teammates with the AK

[03:58:25] I'll pick up up four.

[03:58:32] I'm gonna leave you.

[03:58:35] All right.

[03:58:36] Save, right?

[03:58:37] Save, right?

[03:58:38] One coming up the stairs to your right and on down sir.

[03:58:47] Nice.

[03:58:48] Nice shot.

[03:58:51] shot I should have saved right kittens I should have saved yeah sorry kittens

[03:59:00] guys I missed two off shots man that one's on me chief it's all good if they're

[03:59:09] close like that try to drop the offer an M4 naked okay kitten yeah I keep

[03:59:18] getting called pimple with one it's actually like not this is not for y'all

[03:59:25] guys it's not pimple or simple it's jump gun that would have been aura that

[03:59:31] would have been aura that would have been aura

[03:59:48] So I'm kind of learning the tempo the first two minutes is just each other like the first minute

[03:59:56] It's just you tell me and then once you clear

[04:00:04] But wait there's more

[04:00:10] Oh shit, we didn't pick up bomb

[04:00:18] I love this game, I'm not gonna lie to you.

[04:00:25] Rouch out.

[04:00:30] Slow walking, slow walking.

[04:00:37] I'm walking the saw.

[04:00:57] HORRIBLE TIMING!

[04:00:59] Blank, man.

[04:01:02] Such bad timing.

[04:01:05] Such bad timing.

[04:01:07] Save kitten

[04:01:13] Yeah, just paid well paid well paid

[04:01:23] Nice nice list, okay?

[04:01:27] Come on a lot come on a lot

[04:01:30] All right guys we could come back all right this game's all about momentum we just need one round

[04:01:53] Please you go

[04:02:00] One is abs, one is abs

[04:02:07] What the fuck

[04:02:22] I'm coming behind you

[04:02:24] Nice

[04:02:27] Bro that's the one that's the one

[04:02:30] One shouldn't come in. One shouldn't come in, Jinx.

[04:02:35] Holy shit, no run.

[04:02:37] Wait, you can't- you can't- hey! I mean, come- come- come- come- come-

[04:02:41] Easy, come here.

[04:02:48] Oh my god.

[04:02:53] Sorry.

[04:02:57] Try to get the bomb down.

[04:03:00] one on the flank one on the flank nice nice you know where lost is

[04:03:14] What's fucking going on!

[04:03:16] What's fucking going on!

[04:03:18] Let's go!

[04:03:20] Let's go!

[04:03:22] Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up bro, what's up?

[04:03:24] Can you say hi to Kenny bro, please?

[04:03:26] This is my video.

[04:03:28] Yo, Kenny, what up bro?

[04:03:30] Is that you on my team or your friend?

[04:03:32] Yes, yes, me bro, thank you.

[04:03:34] Yeah, Kenny's guys also.

[04:03:36] Guys, not bad bro!

[04:03:38] Chana, I'm gonna save till I die, then buy the op, right?

[04:03:40] died then by the op right that's all a 23 time champion place a fucking game

[04:03:50] there it is, there it is, ammo on me, on me, on me, on me, on me

[04:04:04] Yeah

[04:04:12] One more jinx

[04:04:25] Tom Brady

[04:04:31] Like that worked now

[04:05:04] I'm gonna off, I'm gonna off, I'm gonna off, I'm gonna off, we got this.

[04:05:21] Come on, wuah!

[04:05:23] I'm top rash.

[04:05:28] I'm a safe title.

[04:05:39] I'm not the dog of spectating.

[04:05:43] why would you beat that? Why would you beat that? Why would you beat that? Who is this

[04:05:59] I think he is

[04:06:13] Yo, hold on don't be committed. Give me time to flank it

[04:06:29] one more there one more there one gonna be good maybe slow walking are you

[04:06:52] left

[04:07:02] Shall I say toss your smoke good to the right

[04:07:34] Oh no.

[04:07:35] Oh my god.

[04:07:40] Nice, nice.

[04:07:42] Nice.

[04:07:52] Shit, it's not powered, I need, I need to op, bro.

[04:07:55] I just gotta stop missing these fucking ops out.

[04:07:58] Yo, we have no money.

[04:07:59] If we lose, we form, like, three blues.

[04:08:01] Yeah

[04:08:31] up up up up up up here right green ok bro

[04:09:01] Sheath. Sheath.

[04:09:03] Yeah, slow lock, slow lock.

[04:09:08] GCO bomb, go up there to your left and plant.

[04:09:11] I'm gonna smoke.

[04:09:17] Just sprint on the site, sprint on the site.

[04:09:22] How do you plant? How do you plant?

[04:09:24] How do you plant?

[04:09:26] Five and hold left click.

[04:09:31] I have this I have this hold the back

[04:10:01] This game is so hard.

[04:10:11] Oh my god.

[04:10:18] Oh my god.

[04:10:23] So chat in the in the high ranks they just jump peak everything huh

[04:10:43] Fucking mouths of dong on the other team. Does he play kind of strike?

[04:10:47] I didn't know what the point of oping made us

[04:10:54] where actually I'm being-

[04:10:56] Apps, apps!

[04:10:57] Our side, our side.

[04:10:58] You're right there.

[04:10:59] Do you see?

[04:11:00] I'm about to please.

[04:11:01] I don't know what you want me to do, like.

[04:11:12] You see? I'm on the left, please.

[04:11:16] I don't know what you want me to do, Mike.

[04:11:22] Thanks.

[04:11:30] Nice.

[04:11:31] Left side, left side, yep.

[04:11:33] I feel like I should have stuck the AWP.

[04:12:03] I feel like I should've done it.

[04:12:17] Bro, it's just hard.

[04:12:28] I'm not really baiting.

[04:12:29] I'm not really trying to bait.

[04:12:36] I'm trying to hold a choke point.

[04:12:44] I walked under the grenade, that's so high I feel.

[04:12:55] I walked right under it

[04:13:14] It might be over bro

[04:13:22] Chatted my

[04:13:25] I'll get all good Chad am I getting launched here what do you think still see

[04:13:37] We're still secret. Am I gonna

[04:13:49] Stick to cases bro, I want to get good. I want to get good. I want to get good

[04:14:00] CT-sided focus, okay, so we need a crazy comeback

[04:14:02] Yeah, it feels like attacking is like hard because you have to go into so many like tight ass spots

[04:14:23] Be side drinks be side drinks we gotta go

[04:14:32] I'm not in a good scenario you can blame me I'm gonna do me for getting Molly

[04:15:02] What do you want me to do we all bad in five fucking seconds? I

[04:15:10] Mean yeah, I'm not in the good spot there

[04:15:26] Now we're over defending beats just gonna hit a

[04:15:32] A side, A side, A side, A side, there's three of them in my ass!

[04:15:48] I shouldn't have done that but I'm just tilted.

[04:15:51] I'm just tilted.

[04:15:52] This guy's five and fourteen. I mean, wake up and smell the coffee! We were never winning

[04:16:09] this! You guys are calling me Desmond Dawes? How about my five and fourteen teammate?

[04:16:16] who could coach me on a pixel who could coach me in here bro who could coach me

[04:16:29] in here bro fucking on a pixel

[04:16:46] Uh, GG. GG.

[04:16:48] Well, it's up to 13, right? I thought it's up to 13.

[04:16:50] Yo, Jigsie, you should play face-sip.

[04:16:53] Oh, yeah, bro. And then I'll get stuffed in a locker.

[04:16:57] Yeah, exactly.

[04:16:59] Should I just do the mask? Good.

[04:17:01] Love you, Jigsie, bro.

[04:17:03] I'm gonna rush.

[04:17:05] Rushing on mine.

[04:17:06] I mean, that's what they say about R6, right?

[04:17:09] Gotta go against better players to get better.

[04:17:11] They're still a never-born.

[04:17:14] I'm here.

[04:17:15] This is so hard, man.

[04:17:21] 3-8-5-2-3!

[04:17:28] I made it out!

[04:17:31] Troy, fire!

[04:17:32] How much fucking utility do you actually have?

[04:17:39] I'm coming back.

[04:17:48] Nice.

[04:17:49] I'm coming back.

[04:17:54] Nice.

[04:17:59] We have bomb, just play it slow.

[04:18:03] Bro, I've been getting back seated all day today. I'm about to snap in a second.

[04:18:07] We might hold you across.

[04:18:12] My lord.

[04:18:17] bro you have to swing you have to swing when like you know somebody's gonna

[04:18:25] bro bro bro bro bro bro bro you have to swing when you know somebody's gonna

[04:18:30] push you you have to oh I didn't grab the fucking AK God this game is so different

[04:18:36] on siege bro I'm sorry I don't know I just don't know about that stuff like it's

[04:18:40] not that's not like siege at all in siege you pick your exact gun and then

[04:18:45] you live and die with it and you respawn come on boy you gotta move off that

[04:19:00] I'm coming to the corner

[04:19:02] Wait, we can come back

[04:19:16] I'm coming to you guys there

[04:19:22] Is he on, eh?

[04:19:30] Nice shit, nice shit

[04:19:37] Oh, he reload you waste ammo

[04:19:46] And we can come back well we could come back

[04:19:53] To this premiere south ties or no

[04:20:00] of

[04:20:07] the

[04:20:10] death

[04:20:13] of

[04:20:17] death

[04:20:21] of

[04:20:25] of

[04:20:42] of

[04:20:43] I have a apps drop down.

[04:21:10] This should be the craziest comeback of all time.

[04:21:18] I'm going to rotate the U2 stay.

[04:21:27] Craziest comeback of all time we're going to save.

[04:21:36] Craziest comeback of all time.

[04:21:38] he's fucking come back all time right now

[04:21:49] how much money do you get for winning around

[04:21:52] watch out it goes over

[04:21:55] how much money do you get for winning around

[04:22:08] they can hear that scope really they can hear me zoom in where this fucker has 24

[04:22:47] I

[04:22:53] Don't know we got up. I thought it was

[04:22:57] Chattanoi ads over I didn't know we got up

[04:23:05] Nice nice nice one of old one of old 32

[04:23:10] Nice oh my god, we can actually come back

[04:23:13] 5 and 13 yo, I'm 15 and 14. What do you mean?

[04:23:24] Jack come on. We'll wow tops tops tops

[04:23:36] Plenty good plenty good

[04:23:43] a 212 comeback would be crazy we're not using oh my god

[04:24:01] The few counter-terrorists win.

[04:24:04] Broke for a second.

[04:24:05] I got caught.

[04:24:07] Chat, oh my god.

[04:24:12] Thank you, sir.

[04:24:12] I have 9,000 gold if anybody needs anything.

[04:24:15] They just caught a timeout.

[04:24:18] Wait, what does that mean?

[04:24:19] Does that mean they're nervous?

[04:24:20] Are they nervous?

[04:24:22] They're so fucking nervous.

[04:24:24] What'd he say?

[04:24:25] What'd he say?

[04:24:25] Get, get, get it.

[04:24:26] Give me a meal.

[04:24:27] Give me a meal.

[04:24:31] Thank you, bro.

[04:24:33] Check this guy's so wholesome, dude.

[04:24:35] Don't pick a rich one.

[04:24:38] Love you too, kitten.

[04:24:40] Yo, 17 kills. Keep it up, Kenny.

[04:24:43] Thank you, bro. Thank you.

[04:24:44] This guy's so cute.

[04:24:48] Check this guy's so cute.

[04:24:49] Yo, Jixi, buy a diffuser kit.

[04:24:52] Okay, okay, got it, got it.

[04:24:55] Don't be a loser. Buy a diffuser.

[04:24:57] Let's go!

[04:24:59] How does that on 8 say in?

[04:25:05] Flashbite.

[04:25:07] Clean up.

[04:25:11] Troy's flashbite.

[04:25:17] He's tunnel, tunnel.

[04:25:21] Nice.

[04:25:23] We're coming. Tunnel dead. 5v1, 5v1, let's play our bodies, play our bodies.

[04:25:33] I'm going to go B.

[04:25:35] We're actually going to come back.

[04:25:39] Jinx, you want to hold this crouch until I can stand?

[04:25:47] Yeah

[04:25:51] Just call a totem pole I think this is a siege thing too

[04:25:58] Let us know if you see and be

[04:26:03] Can I jump on it

[04:26:06] I'm on you don't move. I'm on you. I'm on you hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt

[04:26:11] So what's this call?

[04:26:14] Boosting

[04:26:15] Chetam on him. I'm on him

[04:26:17] Bro, I'm on him

[04:26:19] This game is so cool. I'm on him chat. I'm on him

[04:26:26] Chetam on him

[04:26:30] Chetam on him this it dude, okay, this is a weird

[04:26:45] mousetone just called out holy stream sniping the fucking chat you just said

[04:26:54] two watching mid on top of each other what the hell bro

[04:27:01] I'll set two mid on top of each other.

[04:27:06] Yo, it's comeback season.

[04:27:09] Buy some Util drinks.

[04:27:13] I smoke, Yeezy.

[04:27:18] Smokes and flashes are really good for snipers.

[04:27:28] Flashing.

[04:28:01] nice let's fucking go come on come on

[04:28:07] is that a ace vendetta a ace good job kid

[04:28:19] bro keep holding what we're holding keep just keep going we're doing this is

[04:28:22] good sequence I have a feeling they're gonna like rush apps or something maybe

[04:28:25] We wish I had one guy and one man.

[04:28:29] Yeah, we can get like two A3Bs.

[04:28:36] Well, what a combo.

[04:28:37] All dapps.

[04:28:45] Ah, there's more on B.

[04:29:17] What if they go in?

[04:29:24] I'm going to use my molly.

[04:29:43] Is that a decoy grenade or is he actually...

[04:29:45] Is that a decoy?

[04:29:47] Oh my god, get out of here.

[04:29:59] He might lose office.

[04:30:45] you want me off?

[04:30:47] yeah

[04:30:53] yo here bro, here here

[04:30:55] thank you

[04:30:57] i thought you wanted to hop

[04:30:59] oh

[04:31:01] okay

[04:31:03] all good all good

[04:31:07] because i'm dilly dallying

[04:31:09] and squad trying to get them to come

[04:31:11] lmao jingsy hope you k

[04:31:13] Wow

[04:31:33] It's gonna be a side you guys

[04:32:13] have a good one jing see nice nice roll have a good one man

[04:32:33] see you jing see type 7 of fat type 7

[04:32:40] bro it's literally it's literally just because I was trying to give them a

[04:32:45] off and then I was late to my shit I'm never gonna be late to an angle again

[04:32:49] alright boys are we ready hi guys you ready for this hi guys you ready for

[04:32:54] this Chad it's time to spend a thousand dollars on cases and see what we get

[04:32:59] Chad are you ready for this I didn't even play bad it was just I just

[04:33:05] I shouldn't have given him that.

[04:33:07] Yo.

[04:33:07] Hey, GZ, GZ.

[04:33:09] Hi, guys.

[04:33:11] Let's do this.

[04:33:12] How do we do this, bro?

[04:33:14] Bro, first off, I'd like to congratulate you, bro.

[04:33:17] On what?

[04:33:18] I'm pretty well-mouthing up there.

[04:33:20] Oh, thanks, bro.

[04:33:21] Yeah, it's a lot like Siege, bro,

[04:33:23] of playing trades and stuff and positioning and awareness.

[04:33:28] I just got to get good on mouse.

[04:33:30] Bro, I think you got it, bro.

[04:33:33] I believe you.

[04:33:34] I bet it was.

[04:33:35] Thanks, Havis. Thanks, man. I appreciate it, bro.

[04:33:38] I'm still-

[04:33:38] I'm gonna hit 20k in the game in CS.

[04:33:42] Why is everybody typing sevens right now?

[04:33:44] What's going on over here?

[04:33:45] Why is the whole chat typing seven?

[04:33:48] Havis, you can get a chat on screen by the way.

[04:33:50] Nice, okay.

[04:33:52] Some guys said I'm seven if fat.

[04:33:59] In game chat? Right when I was gone?

[04:34:05] I think like maybe they miss you and then they want to like give you a gold you know

[04:34:20] what casinos do what right you start winning you win you win and then you keep you keep

[04:34:25] playing you keep playing because you have that winners mentality so that's what they

[04:34:32] They do that.

[04:34:34] Listen, bro, if I'm being totally honest,

[04:34:35] we're probably gonna get a whole bunch of golds

[04:34:37] and you just gotta be ready for it.

[04:34:39] So you think I'm gonna actually get a bunch of golds

[04:34:41] because I quit cases for like eight months?

[04:34:45] Yeah.

[04:34:46] Chad, how many months has it been?

[04:34:48] Like five months?

[04:34:49] I feel like four months.

[04:34:53] Chad, how many months has it actually been?

[04:34:59] I don't know, but we're back, Chad.

[04:35:02] Chet, how many months has it been, bro?

[04:35:12] And on YouTube?

[04:35:13] Why?

[04:35:14] Why?

[04:35:15] Why?

[04:35:16] Why?

[04:35:17] Why?

[04:35:18] Why?

[04:35:19] Why?

[04:35:20] Why?

[04:35:21] Why?

[04:35:22] Why?

[04:35:23] Why?

[04:35:24] Why?

[04:35:25] Why?

[04:35:26] Why?

[04:35:27] Why?

[04:35:28] Why?

[04:35:29] Why?

[04:35:30] Why?

[04:35:31] Now we're just missing VR. Yo, I'm not ever doing VR stream again, bro. I'm not ever doing VR again.

[04:35:43] Hi guys, what's the highest rank in CS Premiere?

[04:35:46] CS Premiere is 30k plus. That's the highest rank in the game.

[04:35:51] What are you? What are you?

[04:35:53] Um, I'm 18.7.

[04:35:59] mid mid sahur could I pass you

[04:36:08] it's one-shot headshot kid I would easily hit you once

[04:36:20] yeah isn't he like 30k or is any like face of level 10

[04:36:25] I think it's just a level 9.

[04:36:27] Bro, I'm not 1v1ing highbys and getting stuffed into a locker, bro.

[04:36:31] I'm good.

[04:36:32] I'm gonna open 9 golds.

[04:36:34] What, uh, what cases do you want to open?

[04:36:36] Just, dude, give me the, the, the, uh, the creme de la creme.

[04:36:41] Creme de la creme.

[04:36:42] Chad, what case is a little bit of everything?

[04:36:45] Do, do 20 of, like, the main four.

[04:36:49] Dreams?

[04:36:50] Dreams. Dreams at night most.

[04:36:53] Dreams is down, bro, like prices are down.

[04:36:56] What about promas? How about chroma twos?

[04:37:02] Half chroma twos, half, half chroma twos, half, um, dreams?

[04:37:08] Chroma twos are 3, 3.3 a pop.

[04:37:15] Bro, weren't they like $6 a pop when I was opening them?

[04:37:18] I can check if I'm gonna get the crash.

[04:37:20] Weren't they like $5 a pop or something when I was up with them?

[04:37:24] Every case was up when you were opening them.

[04:37:26] I... but no.

[04:37:28] They were not...

[04:37:30] No, they were not ever close to the office.

[04:37:33] How much?

[04:37:35] When were you opening?

[04:37:37] Were you opening in May?

[04:37:39] I don't know, like months ago.

[04:37:41] May's its peak, so like May 3rd in Peekette $4.

[04:37:45] And then it's only Peekette.

[04:37:48] Also, dreams are under the dream cases are under a dollar now from the base that they said, you know.

[04:37:58] So everything's down? So that's good, right?

[04:38:01] Yeah, that's really good for us.

[04:38:03] Just get everything! Get 20 of the dreams, 20 of the chromas. Just have fun, high-fives, have fun. Get in there.

[04:38:11] 20 of the- like, bro, just have fun. Don't even think. Just have fun, bro.

[04:38:17] Bro.

[04:38:22] So look at those.

[04:38:23] Lowest your sex limit.

[04:38:29] Yo, chat.

[04:38:30] New Jersey is in, oh my God guys, four days.

[04:38:35] Guys, New Jersey is in four days, y'all.

[04:38:38] Oh my God.

[04:38:39] Shut up the house.

[04:38:41] Wow, bro.

[04:38:42] Wow.

[04:38:44] chat literally just four frigging days, bro.

[04:38:48] Oh my goodness, guys.

[04:38:51] Four days, bro.

[04:38:54] Can you see the news?

[04:38:55] What?

[04:38:56] I was looking at third party persons.

[04:39:02] Yeah, we should go third party.

[04:39:04] I'm not gonna lie.

[04:39:05] I'm just gonna pick out some books.

[04:39:12] Just have fun, high fives.

[04:39:13] Get, get everything.

[04:39:15] Please stop being happy.

[04:39:20] Jinxie, go to Diamond Gym in New Jersey.

[04:39:24] I hope he makes you stay in the bathroom.

[04:39:27] No, cause that's not what's gonna happen.

[04:39:29] That's not what's gonna happen.

[04:39:30] Guys, in New Jersey, we got an Airbnb, bro.

[04:39:34] We got an Airbnb, kittens.

[04:39:38] Yo, Chad, has Dodger has just been

[04:39:40] deep diving my league misplaced

[04:39:42] for the last like six hours?

[04:39:44] You gotta have a conversation with him tonight.

[04:39:47] Who, Dantez?

[04:39:48] Yeah, you gotta have a breakdown like coaching session.

[04:39:51] Like, hey, guys, he's act, no, no, no, like,

[04:39:54] I'm not even bull, yo, Dantez has been

[04:39:56] streaming my league misplays for six hours.

[04:39:59] Yes, and he's got like 3,000 lines on a fucking notepad.

[04:40:05] Like you gotta have a therapy session

[04:40:06] with him tonight or something.

[04:40:08] Are you actually fucking serious?

[04:40:12] I have the best coach in the world, Chad.

[04:40:15] No, no, no, Chad.

[04:40:16] I have the best coach in the world.

[04:40:17] Let me call those asses.

[04:40:20] Let me get them in call.

[04:40:21] Let me get them in call.

[04:40:22] Okay, but you have to accept this on your phone.

[04:40:24] All right, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[04:40:25] Right now, right now, right now.

[04:40:27] I forgot to add this, yes.

[04:40:28] You have to accept every purchase that we do.

[04:40:32] Wait, like every time?

[04:40:34] Hi, guys, but I opened my steam app. I don't where do I go? Where do I go? Oh

[04:40:43] Pending wait, so like every time we buy just get 20 of hi guys do this

[04:40:50] So we don't have to do this as much get 20 of every fucking case. Okay 20 of every case

[04:40:57] Let me call that this first time let me call that this

[04:41:04] How do I say goodbye?

[04:41:08] Holy coach passion.

[04:41:09] Chad, get you a coach with this much passion.

[04:41:14] God, he's fucking manic.

[04:41:16] God, he's manic.

[04:41:17] Chad, get it, call him.

[04:41:20] Yo.

[04:41:21] Nicholas.

[04:41:22] Douglas Stewart.

[04:41:24] Yo, Dantez, I'm ripping some cases

[04:41:27] if you want to sweat them with me.

[04:41:28] But bro, let's address the 900 pound elephant in the room,

[04:41:33] can we?

[04:41:34] Okay, Jynxie, before we do, can I just show you something?

[04:41:38] Well, not really right now because High-Vis is on my set-ups.

[04:41:41] You have to give me a couple of minutes.

[04:41:42] Let me get all my cases first, okay, Kitten?

[04:41:45] Okay, so do you want to finish your cases and then after I'll show it to you?

[04:41:50] Yes, actually, I think...

[04:41:52] Wait, okay, hold on.

[04:41:53] How long is it gonna take for you to show me?

[04:41:57] Uh, well, we're not gonna go over it.

[04:41:59] I just want to show you, like, it'll really take five seconds.

[04:42:02] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay.

[04:42:03] Don't test listen bro. I want to apologize as your student for my eight game losing streak

[04:42:09] I wasn't myself out there. I was blaming my team. I was tilted my chat was spamming question marks for the latin for the whole hour

[04:42:17] I was getting really mad

[04:42:18] Listen, bro. I played off stream. I did good. I played a warwick game. I did good. I just got to get better, bro

[04:42:25] Jinxy listen me. What if I told you that I spent the whole day today?

[04:42:30] day, VOD reviewing every single one of those losses and I literally wrote down 12,500 words

[04:42:40] of what went wrong, how to make it better with timestamps and if you don't want to read

[04:42:46] all that because you don't have time for it, I even gave like a generalized TLDR at

[04:42:51] the end.

[04:42:53] So Dodgers, you have been watching my 8 game losing streak for how many hours on the

[04:42:59] street?

[04:43:00] be honest yes five

[04:43:06] watching eight-game losing streak on leave I just did I I don't even know

[04:43:12] how you love League that much to watch somebody else play for five hours you can

[04:43:17] see you know the reason why yeah yeah yeah why don't us because it's kind of

[04:43:24] like think of it like this I'm like Dr. Frankenstein and it's like I've let

[04:43:29] loose my subject into the world and now I need to look at the havoc that he's

[04:43:33] wreaking so that I can like reign him in and make it like good do you know what I

[04:43:38] mean find what you mean by wreaking havoc like did you create a monster

[04:43:42] I'm going to be honest, I think I created the monster.

[04:43:55] Am I the problem bro?

[04:43:56] Am I like a cancer cell to my team?

[04:44:01] I watched you sit there for five plays in a row, completely sell your game, talk about

[04:44:08] how worthless they are.

[04:44:10] When you got Zero Dragons lost and started breaking your entire setup, it was bad.

[04:44:16] And that happened literally four games straight.

[04:44:19] Like, like Jinx, I'm talking to you, it's bad.

[04:44:23] But the good news is that you have the right mentality.

[04:44:27] The only problem is-

[04:44:28] What is the mentality?

[04:44:29] What is that?

[04:44:30] What is that?

[04:44:31] Okay, let me explain it to you.

[04:44:33] The problem Jinx is that right now, it's kind of like you're sitting there and you're

[04:44:38] like my team is trash so I will do nothing to help them but how you actually need to see it

[04:44:44] it's like my team are a bunch of slaves that are going to do the dirty work for me so I can come in

[04:44:50] and reap the rewards oh see because before I was like neglecting them like I would run away from them

[04:44:57] yes like Jinxie think about this okay imagine it's like you run you run Jinxie's daycare

[04:45:03] all right and then you're sitting there and you know when the kids walk through the door

[04:45:07] They're gonna pump themselves full of steroids, right?

[04:45:10] So, the problem is with you right now,

[04:45:13] you're kinda just locking yourself in the office

[04:45:15] and letting whatever happens happen.

[04:45:17] But what we should be doing is dropping them off

[04:45:19] at our Arch Nemesis's house

[04:45:22] so that then they can actually do our dirty work

[04:45:24] and get rid of our enemies for us.

[04:45:26] Do you see what I mean?

[04:45:27] Yes, bro. Oh my god.

[04:45:29] I understand it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[04:45:33] Alright, alright.

[04:45:34] So listen, this is what I want you to do.

[04:45:36] Open your fucking cases, bro. Have the time of your life. I'm gonna finish up this bot when I do

[04:45:42] I'm gonna go over the cliff notes of what I went on and then if you want

[04:45:47] We can do a game or two of league with this new and improved mindset and you're gonna drop 30 kills a game

[04:45:52] What do you think? Wow? Okay? I'm down, bro. Let me rip my cases first, bro. I have like

[04:45:57] Bro, this is actually like gonna take forever. I live literally. There's like 20 different hoops to jump through to open a case

[04:46:04] wait wait are you just like oh how many kids are you can open like individually

[04:46:10] buying them um on top of that I have to like go into my phone and tap it through

[04:46:17] and we're trying to spend a thousand dollars wait what if you do a five

[04:46:22] hundred thousand dollar case opening that's a good idea but the thing is

[04:46:26] it's limited like it's a limited trial you can't you can't it's like you can

[04:46:30] only spend like 2,000 a day, but then it maxed me out at 1,000.

[04:46:37] So then how the fuck are there these like CS gamblers that have like inventors worth millions?

[04:46:42] I think there's like third-party ways to do it, I think, which I'm not gonna do, but yeah, I think there's ways to do it.

[04:46:50] Like I think there's other ways to do it.

[04:46:52] No, there's- have you ever played Counter Strike?

[04:46:55] Uh, I did when I was younger. I peaked, uh, Silver 3.

[04:47:00] Dundas, have you ever played like Fortnite?

[04:47:05] Um, well I played that one game with you where I hearted into it and then afterwards we got carried by Peterbot.

[04:47:11] Dundas, have you ever played like...

[04:47:15] Fall Guys?

[04:47:17] Nope, I never played a single game of Fall Guys.

[04:47:20] Dundas, have you ever played like Call of Duty franchise?

[04:47:24] Uh, I used to like zombies a lot but I was always the guy that would go down first and beg everyone else to like get him up

[04:47:29] and I'd lose the round because of it.

[04:47:33] Bro, so when you were like, when did you start playing League though?

[04:47:37] When I was 12.

[04:47:39] So from age 12 to age 20, you're like 23, right?

[04:47:45] Yep.

[04:47:45] From age 12 to age 23, you played League of Legends predominantly, correct?

[04:47:52] Yes, like it's the only game I play.

[04:47:55] So you played League of Legends for 11 years.

[04:47:59] Yes. Like, did it so fucked up that even when I was in high school, I did the calculations

[04:48:06] at one point because I never had a part-time job. So when I would average out the fact that

[04:48:11] I'd play 15 hours a day on the weekends and 7 hours a day on the weekends, I would

[04:48:15] actually have a 9-hour day average on League every day for 3 years straight up high school.

[04:48:22] So when you were in high school, did you have good grades or were you literally just

[04:48:25] playing League?

[04:48:26] No, like I was the guy that it's like I was naturally gifted and I never had to do any

[04:48:31] work which is the reason why when I went to college I failed everything and I lied to

[04:48:35] my parents that I dropped out because I just wasn't filling the program anymore.

[04:48:39] You lied to your parents in about what?

[04:48:42] Well, because the thing is I was in the health sciences because I wanted to be like

[04:48:46] an animal doctor and then afterwards the problem is that I didn't study for anything

[04:48:52] because I was like dude if I only have three hours tonight I'm not going to spend

[04:48:55] that time doing homework.

[04:48:56] I want to rip some league games so because of that I would fail all my classes and then

[04:49:01] when I caught my report card they put me on academic probation which meant that if I failed

[04:49:06] anymore I would go to night school so I just switched into a different program and told

[04:49:10] my parents that I passed with flying colors but I just wasn't feeling the program anymore.

[04:49:17] What in the mother of god bro so wait when you said your report card like do you mean

[04:49:22] like you had apps on everything?

[04:49:25] Okay, I mean that when I got my calculus final back, well when I went to do my calculus final

[04:49:30] test, my teacher looked me dead in the eye and said, Don, test, I'm surprised you even

[04:49:35] showed up.

[04:49:37] And then I sat down, I put my name down, and that was the only thing I wrote through the

[04:49:41] next two hours, because I literally did not know anything.

[04:49:45] So I got my final back and he gave me a 2%.

[04:49:47] And I think the only reason why I even got a grade that high was because he felt

[04:49:51] bad that he wanted to at least give me something and not just like a zero but at

[04:49:56] least you were challenger yeah actually no I wasn't back then I was so hard-suck

[04:50:02] masters and diamond but at least you were masters like well I don't know I

[04:50:07] don't know if any of these other worldly constructs really matter if bro I'm

[04:50:13] bronze one and League of Legends right now like I don't think anything really

[04:50:16] matters aside from that I'm gonna be honest like yeah I'm bronze one and

[04:50:20] I don't bro. You can solve world hunger. What's your league rank, bro? Like I'm gonna be honest

[04:50:26] Dude, you know, that's that's a crazy thing because all the time people talk about people like Albert Einstein

[04:50:32] You know or like Isaac Newton and it's like, okay

[04:50:35] Did Isaac Newton ever get a pentakill on Master Yi? No, that's what I fucking thought

[04:50:40] I'd ram is head into the ground. You know, I mean like Jin see you could literally beat the shit out of any of those older

[04:50:45] Those like old school like philosophers because at the end of the day

[04:50:49] They're not running all these motherfuckers and CS smogging them the way you are

[04:50:53] Do you think at Socrates if he was air-jobbed into 2026 would CS smog the enemy jungler by 100 CS?

[04:51:01] No, probably not bro. Like probably fucking not. Yo, hi guys. Can we not do we have to get rid of guns now?

[04:51:10] Yo chat this is like actually a grind. Oh my god guys next time

[04:51:14] We're just gonna have all the cases on standby

[04:51:17] Sorry chat. This is like actually insane. This is insane. Wait, how many cases are you getting though?

[04:51:22] They like dollar cases. We're doing dollar cases three dollar cases four dollar cases

[04:51:27] We have like everything bro. You sure you don't want to just watch for a moment. You don't fuck it

[04:51:32] Yeah, let's watch. It is kind of I'm not gonna lie. It's gonna be fun when we get going here

[04:51:36] But I don't said well, we still got it like we still got this is gonna take but um

[04:51:41] Um, you know, piggyback on what you're saying, bro, Socrates great philosopher, but also

[04:51:49] probably Iron and League of Legends, if you were to get dropped in right now.

[04:51:52] Like, dude, I'm not even kidding.

[04:51:55] You make Socrates 1v1 Khadim, and Khadim's literally running his shit into the ground

[04:52:00] like it's a Saturday morning.

[04:52:01] So does your human existence matter if you're low rank and lead?

[04:52:07] Well, let me ask you a question.

[04:52:10] When you went to bed last night, did you think to yourself, what a great stream I'm

[04:52:14] got?

[04:52:15] I entertained 40,000 people and what did you think?

[04:52:19] I'm on an 8 game losing streak in League of Legends bro.

[04:52:22] Exactly.

[04:52:23] Like, you have to understand Jynxxy.

[04:52:25] Alright, high fives.

[04:52:27] Alright, high fives.

[04:52:30] Alright bro, thank you man.

[04:52:32] Sorry about that.

[04:52:36] Like jinx you have to understand that in life nothing matters if you're on the lost streak like it could literally be like

[04:52:44] Yes, yes, hold up. Hold up. All right. All right. We'll continue the convo after let's watch the fucking CS case opening

[04:52:51] Well, no, don't as you can continue the combo. I just want to let me screen check real quick

[04:52:55] Okay, can you see nobody else? Yeah, because I was just saying bro. It's like it's one of those things where it's like bro at the end of the day

[04:53:02] Everything in your life could be going bad, but if you're on the win streak, it's good. Do you know what I mean bro?

[04:53:09] Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean

[04:53:13] All right, let's see it. All right, so don't ask are you familiar with cases at all a little bit

[04:53:19] I know that we need to start screaming gold gold gold

[04:53:23] Yeah, you got it figured out. We basically just need gold

[04:53:32] Now this, I don't know if I've opened this.

[04:53:34] Chachi, did this get an update or something?

[04:53:39] Did this get an update?

[04:53:43] Sweet, it's the golden knife for a set of revolver.

[04:53:47] We, okay, I think the gold is like always a knife.

[04:53:51] I think it's always a knife.

[04:53:53] Bro, Dante, there's a chance we could get

[04:53:55] like a $10,000 knife.

[04:53:58] What?

[04:53:58] Yes.

[04:53:59] Remember keyword chance, but the way I look at it is it's also a 50-50 like there's a

[04:54:10] 50% chance we get a $3,000 knife and there's a 50% chance we don't.

[04:54:16] Yeah, but doesn't it depend if you're a loser's cue with cases?

[04:54:20] Yeah, the thing about cases is I feel like it's an endless loser's cue.

[04:54:26] true oh my oh you feel that you feel that hold on fuck you almost got a

[04:54:33] purple do you feel that do you feel that yep no I'm sorry I'm sorry feel it

[04:54:38] though

[04:54:45] but you almost got the purple okay when it's dying down like that we know what

[04:54:52] we're gonna get you know what I'm saying like when it's dying down yeah so it's

[04:54:57] right close us okay okay okay

[04:55:03] keep it close oh I open them okay they're close again bro just lock me in

[04:55:11] okay lock in just trust me do you want me to keep my eyes closed yes keep

[04:55:15] keep close keep close keep rise close don't keep rise close okay why am I

[04:55:23] closing my eyes though

[04:55:31] all right you can open wait why did I do that so what we're gonna do is attack

[04:55:36] it okay I don't know I don't know so here's what we're gonna do okay the

[04:55:44] Revolver cases aren't working. I think we just lost like $60 right there. Um, we are going to do the dreams of night

[04:55:51] Oh wait, is this a fuck? What was that one guy's name? I was getting cracked by bitty

[04:55:57] Meek Mill Meek Mill. Yes. Yeah, these are the meek Mill cases. See my dreams unfold nightmares come true

[04:56:04] It was time to marry the game when I say yeah, no

[04:56:08] Watch gotta see it

[04:56:10] Wait, what's he actually?

[04:56:12] Yeah, I know he was oh

[04:56:15] Wait don't heads. I forgot about the most important

[04:56:19] Bro, this is the most important

[04:56:22] thing you can do

[04:56:23] Okay, so there's a way you can like change your

[04:56:28] Background so watch this

[04:56:33] What are you feeling what are you feeling?

[04:56:36] Bro, I'm just gonna say it if you don't do dust to your larper facts. He's right

[04:56:42] Revolver case

[04:56:58] Right, right, right, right, right, right, yellow, yellow, gold, gold, gold

[04:57:06] So what's the percentage chance over gold? Yes

[04:57:12] Some questions are better left, not answered.

[04:57:16] Oh, that bad, huh?

[04:57:18] Yeah, the chance of a gold is 1 in 400.

[04:57:22] Oh, my god.

[04:57:23] My chat's saying 50-50.

[04:57:25] Chat, you're actually right.

[04:57:26] No, no, no, it's 50-50.

[04:57:28] The chance of a gold is 50-50.

[04:57:37] Woo!

[04:57:38] Alright, we're gonna go to train because this is where I got all my knives.

[04:57:41] This is where I got my money.

[04:57:42] Okay, let's do it.

[04:57:43] Okay.

[04:57:44] Wait, somebody just said there's a $1 million carambit.

[04:57:50] Wait, is that true?

[04:57:52] Wait, in which case, Chad?

[04:57:54] The revolver?

[04:57:55] Bro, you got to get that, bro.

[04:58:02] If I get a one million dollar revolver case, that is actually insane.

[04:58:13] Okay, how about-

[04:58:21] Okay, I actually have an idea.

[04:58:24] What?

[04:58:25] So, what if- so you know how like people say that you can get good karma if you do good deeds?

[04:58:30] Yeah.

[04:58:31] What if you said that if you get that million dollar carambit you'd give it to high-vives

[04:58:36] But then you cross your fingers so that even if you get it you don't but you like reap all the good karma for saying it

[04:58:43] Does that make sense, but I think karma would just know that your fingers are crossed. No

[04:58:50] You got a point yeah, they would probably what I only as possible to like cheat it like that

[04:59:01] AHHHHHHHHH!

[04:59:02] MUMMY!

[04:59:03] Oh, purple!

[04:59:04] Not bad!

[04:59:04] Okay!

[04:59:05] What's up with-

[04:59:06] What's it worth?

[04:59:11] Chad, what is this worth?

[04:59:16] Two dollars.

[04:59:17] Two dollars.

[04:59:20] Okay, so that's profit.

[04:59:21] Mmm.

[04:59:23] Do you mean profit overall, or profit on this case?

[04:59:27] Well, it's fifty-fifty.

[04:59:29] Because it's profit on the case?

[04:59:31] The math's not mathin' bro. No.

[04:59:33] Because I think what happened was even on this case we lost money.

[04:59:38] So, Dantez, I'm gonna put into perspective how much of a scam this shit is.

[04:59:43] We have opened 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.

[04:59:55] Dantez, we've opened 19 cases and we've gotten one pink.

[04:59:58] And even on the pink, we lost money on that case.

[05:00:04] So we have a 1 in 19 chance of losing money, and then an 18 in 19 chance of really losing money.

[05:00:11] But all it takes is one gold, and it's all good again.

[05:00:16] Yeah, I know, okay.

[05:00:17] Dude, this is a deadly mindset. This is a deadly mindset.

[05:00:20] Well, I was actually addicted to these for two weeks, and then I got gold, and then I stopped.

[05:00:25] You have a jinxie, think about it bro, imagine you're gambling, right?

[05:00:30] And imagine you suffered a $10 bet.

[05:00:32] If you constantly double your bet, you will never lose money, because you're always going

[05:00:37] to get double of the most expensive bet you did.

[05:00:42] It's the same thing with cases.

[05:00:44] Wait, there's a thing for that, it's called Mardingale, right?

[05:00:48] Mardingale?

[05:00:49] Yes.

[05:00:50] wait so hold on I need to call Bernard couldn't you just couldn't you go into

[05:00:58] blackjack hold on Bernard something just came across my desk

[05:01:10] Bernard

[05:01:13] He's egoing you cuz you didn't get a ride yo Bernard

[05:01:24] I've never had this happen.

[05:01:34] Yo Bernard!

[05:01:35] Bernard!

[05:01:36] Hey, I'm right here.

[05:01:37] What's up, Nick?

[05:01:38] Tell me what's on your mind.

[05:01:39] Are you familiar with the Mardingale method?

[05:01:40] Oh, yeah.

[05:01:41] That's that betting strategy where you double your stake after every loss so that when

[05:01:52] you do eventually win you recover all your losses plus a profit it's kind of famous in gambling but

[05:01:59] definitely risky but it's not risky because bernard if you start off with one dollar on blackjack and

[05:02:06] then lose then you bet two dollars and then lose then you bet four dollars and then lose

[05:02:12] but then you bet eight dollars and win you would be up one dollar correct on paper yes you'd

[05:02:20] the upper dollar after that final win because you recoup all the previous losses plus a bit more

[05:02:25] but the risky part is in reality if you hit a long losing streak you could run out of money

[05:02:31] or hit a table limit before that win ever comes so it's a risky strategy in the long run.

[05:02:38] So okay okay let me think about this for a second.

[05:02:44] If you haven't done that if you have an infinite bank roll like Bernard

[05:02:49] Let's say somebody had one billion dollars on a blackjack table and they started off with one dollar

[05:02:56] They would infinitely make money on the martingale method, right? Unless they would actually have the unluckiest free of runouts ever

[05:03:04] In theory if you had infinite money at no table limits, you'd always recover eventually

[05:03:10] But in reality, you guys do you hear this yet?

[05:03:14] I'm hearing you loud and clear

[05:03:16] If you're thinking for instance, you know what that means right? Let's see where you thought

[05:03:21] Talk to me don't ask talk to me

[05:03:23] Okay, this is what I think you do

[05:03:26] I think what you do now

[05:03:28] Is you literally just run an infinite number of cases?

[05:03:32] Because think of it realistically jing see if you just do one million cases

[05:03:38] Then you're guaranteed to get one out of 400 golds

[05:03:42] If even one of those is the carambit one of one one million dollars

[05:03:47] Then you instantly make everything back and everything else's profit. It's an infinite money hack

[05:03:57] Bro, but first off I can only spend two thousand a day second. These are not blackjack odds

[05:04:04] Like real blackjack odd. It's like

[05:04:08] 42 58 this is like 99 to 1 I lose

[05:04:13] Okay, so there's one strategy that we could actually use that's the forbidden strat

[05:04:19] What is it?

[05:04:20] You send an anonymous email to a

[05:04:24] Wait, what's the company that makes us go Val?

[05:04:26] Gaven, Gaven owns it all

[05:04:28] Yeah, so you send an anonymous email to Gaven and you say if you don't increase the odds on my account

[05:04:35] I'm gonna do something bad to myself

[05:04:37] And then you just wait and see best case scenario you get a gold worst case scenario gave enough to deal with the hate tweet

[05:04:48] Bro god you're actually so intelligent dude. I swear. Oh

[05:04:53] My god, these are the big dogs. Okay. Don't ask these are best. Okay. We're gonna save these

[05:04:56] We're gonna say yeah, please save those till the end that way when you do all the shitty ones first

[05:05:02] We get all the bad bucks so then the good buck is for the good ones exact road literally exactly

[05:05:09] The worst thing that could happen right now is getting

[05:05:15] What is it feel tested not bad, okay, okay? All right. All right. All right. All right. Okay, Jinx. I'll be back in one minute

[05:05:22] I'll be back in a minute on the worst of cases. Do you have a higher chance of?

[05:05:30] Like reds

[05:05:32] Or is it just same chances but lower quality same chances but lower quality

[05:05:39] Same chances but lower quality

[05:05:53] Dude I need to get a granola bar chat lock in

[05:05:56] I didn't get a granola bar. We're on the verge of something great.

[05:06:01] Hi guys, open a case. We need to get rid of all of Jinx's loser's cube right now.

[05:06:09] If you open all the bad cases and then he comes back and he hits a gold,

[05:06:13] it's gonna be insane mental rejuice.

[05:06:26] Come on gold gold gold

[05:06:32] No, it's good though. It's good though. We won't get the losers queue out of the way keep it up

[05:06:48] Guys what are the odds for a blue gun is it like

[05:06:53] 397 out of 400 or what?

[05:06:56] Yeah, what's up?

[05:07:05] Are you ready for a one million dollar karambit?

[05:07:08] Okay, listen, you need to do it with aura.

[05:07:11] You need to say this is the melee and then just do a 360 and roll.

[05:07:16] Well, there's one problem.

[05:07:19] It's only in the revolver case, right?

[05:07:21] Chad, it's only in the revolver?

[05:07:33] Don't test everything in life is 50-50. It either happens or it doesn't

[05:07:40] That's true

[05:07:42] Tony Tony chop

[05:07:44] So what are the odds of us getting struck by lightning right now?

[05:07:48] 50-50. There's two outcomes. It either happens or it doesn't.

[05:07:53] Sure.

[05:08:00] Wait, is that like a proven mathematical theory?

[05:08:08] Well, it's basically the philosophization of...

[05:08:12] for everything, there's two outcomes. It either happens or it doesn't.

[05:08:15] Okay, for example, there are two types of people in this world.

[05:08:22] There is one, people who have done a backflip into a pool, and there's two people who haven't.

[05:08:30] You know what I'm saying?

[05:08:32] No matter what, you're always broken into two categories.

[05:08:35] No matter what.

[05:08:36] Always.

[05:08:37] That's physics.

[05:08:38] Yes.

[05:08:39] Literally.

[05:08:40] Literally.

[05:08:41] Nobody can actually look at it.

[05:08:47] Yeah.

[05:08:48] You know what's crazy, the thing?

[05:08:50] AHHHHHHH!

[05:08:51] AHHHHHHH!

[05:08:52] Man!

[05:08:53] Wow.

[05:08:54] Okay.

[05:08:55] So, Jamesy.

[05:08:56] What if I told you that people that do professional swimming, their bodies are 2% pissed?

[05:09:07] How?

[05:09:08] Because you know when you go in a pool and people pee in the pool, the thing is that

[05:09:12] all those swimmers drink more of that pee from the pool than regular people.

[05:09:17] So because of that, over time, they get like pee immunity.

[05:09:21] So their bodies are made out of it by two percent.

[05:09:25] Wait, really?

[05:09:28] Yes.

[05:09:29] Yes. That's the reason why Michael Phelps never needs to go to the bathroom.

[05:09:39] Okay. That is whack. Bro.

[05:09:44] Do you know when Michael Phelps would wake up in the morning, he would eat like 11 pancakes every morning?

[05:09:49] Why? Wait, that's actually like OPs.

[05:09:52] For the, um, chat, what was it for?

[05:09:55] Calories, I think.

[05:09:56] Are you sure it's 11 pancakes?

[05:10:00] Yes bro.

[05:10:01] He would eat 10,000 calories every morning.

[05:10:04] Cards.

[05:10:05] Cards.

[05:10:06] So wait, how did he still stay like lean?

[05:10:11] Because bro, he worked out like a psycho.

[05:10:14] Look, watch.

[05:10:16] Ready?

[05:10:17] Go to my, here.

[05:10:18] Yeah.

[05:10:19] You see my Google?

[05:10:20] Yep.

[05:10:21] Dude, Michael.

[05:10:22] Hold on, hold on.

[05:10:23] Come on, lock.

[05:10:24] Hold on, hold on. Come on, walk over here. Look, look. I'm looking.

[05:10:33] Yes, Michael Phelps ate around 8 to 10,000 calories today during his peak Olympic training while a popular rumor claims 12,000.

[05:10:41] Phelps clarified in his autobiography that the true number was 10,000 still roughly 4 times with the average man eats.

[05:10:48] Look, and then he would carve a load. Look, breakfast bro. Look.

[05:10:54] three fried eggs, five egg omelette, three slices of french toast, three chocolate chip

[05:11:00] pancakes, bowl of grits, two cup of coffee bro, do you see how much, bro, this guy's house

[05:11:05] must have smelled like shit, imagine just walking into there and getting literally

[05:11:13] assaulted by like a mustard gas level stench of just eggs dude, look at this too, a pound

[05:11:20] of pasta to our dinner another pound of pasta entire large pizza more energy

[05:11:27] drinks like bro okay so why is it that when Michael

[05:11:31] bumps does it it's like cool and amazing but when I do it I'm just an

[05:11:36] obese chud because Michael Bob swims for like 10 miles after that for like

[05:11:42] 20 miles and then you play leave for what's harder I'm not even gonna lie

[05:11:50] That's probably the best question that I've ever been asked what do you think is harder being an Olympian or being a challenger in league?

[05:11:57] true

[05:12:00] What if I told you there are more

[05:12:03] Olympians and there are challenger players

[05:12:06] Let's ask Bernard right now

[05:12:09] Bernard what's more difficult being an Olympian or being a challenger in League of Legends?

[05:12:20] But did Michael Phelps deal with like a 2-12 arena mid-later?

[05:12:39] Ah, fair point. Veldt's never had to lean against a bad teammate, beating them.

[05:12:45] But hey, he had to deal with fractions of a second in Olympic pressure. Different names, different challenges, but both of them are...

[05:12:52] Bernard, just stop being PR. God damn it. You're so fucking PR now.

[05:12:56] Bernard, back in the bay, you would actually let ship fly.

[05:12:59] Hey, I get it. You want that raw run, Veldt? I'm not here to shiver you. I'm just gonna be ready.

[05:13:05] So if you want the blood truth, I'm here for it.

[05:13:08] No PR fluff, just straight up on it.

[05:13:11] I'll play it on me.

[05:13:13] OK, what is harder to do?

[05:13:15] Be an Olympian or a Challenger in League of Legends,

[05:13:18] actually.

[05:13:22] You may particularly be coming in Olympian in general.

[05:13:25] There are only a few thousand Olympians at any given time.

[05:13:28] And they represent the absolute key of physical human

[05:13:31] achievement.

[05:13:32] Tell them they're only a few hundred Challenger players

[05:13:34] at any time.

[05:13:35] but there's only a few hundred challenger players per region

[05:13:39] you're absolutely right challenger is super exclusive

[05:13:42] but here's the tip

[05:13:43] becoming an Olympian usually involved in winning motion trials

[05:13:47] or being one of the best on the physical discipline

[05:13:50] both are really just in different arenas

[05:13:53] I'd say whichever one you're pursuing

[05:13:55] feels like the hardest man to do

[05:13:59] this is a good job of distracting me from these

[05:14:02] of blues in these cases.

[05:14:04] Hey, sometimes we all need a break from that industry.

[05:14:08] When you're ready to dive back in, I'll be here.

[05:14:10] Whether it's for strength or just a medical purpose.

[05:14:15] Wait, but Dante, somebody in my chat has brought up a good point.

[05:14:18] It's not as many people play League compared to how many people play sports.

[05:14:23] That's very larping.

[05:14:25] What do you mean? So you think Challenger and League is harder than being an Olympian, actually?

[05:14:29] So, GenC, do I think that there are a lot of people that go to the local park and kick their ball around for soccer?

[05:14:35] Yeah.

[05:14:35] But how many fucking people are walking around throwing javelins in the air?

[05:14:39] You know what I mean?

[05:14:40] It's just being completely honest.

[05:14:43] It's here just like, the Olympics, it's full of like, larp sports.

[05:14:48] Wait, is that good?

[05:14:54] How much, Strat?

[05:14:55] Five.

[05:14:59] $2.

[05:15:00] $1.

[05:15:01] For how much is- come on, don't tell me it's $1.

[05:15:08] I've opened like 50 cases.

[05:15:12] They are getting better.

[05:15:13] Bro, you know what's actually crazy?

[05:15:18] What?

[05:15:19] How the fuck can anybody sit there and wanna ever open cases when they'll see like you

[05:15:26] for example open $1,000 worth and get nothing

[05:15:32] I think I'm down like 15,000 on cases

[05:15:35] like on Iron, I don't even think I'm kidding

[05:15:37] and I got, dude, I got lucky at the end

[05:15:43] Jesus

[05:15:46] God damn it bro, it's just fucking blues

[05:15:49] I don't even see rats, is there rats in this?

[05:15:52] God damn!

[05:15:54] Did we just see the gold we just seen a gold one golden

[05:16:00] Mother of God

[05:16:04] Where the fuck are the reds at

[05:16:11] Come on give us a fucking gold

[05:16:15] Oh, this is going to the chat

[05:16:19] This next case goes to the chat

[05:16:23] Oh

[05:16:33] Chatter the once a brown old rusty me me

[05:16:40] It's called old fucking rusty keep it keep it all you keep it though this is fucking hot

[05:16:53] Dude, you know what's insane is that we haven't even seen a single red or gold.

[05:16:58] Yep, thanks for reminding me.

[05:17:00] Well, Dantes, fun fact about gold.

[05:17:03] Okay, I think back in the day you could go past it, right?

[05:17:06] But nowadays, if you see a gold, you automatically have to land on it.

[05:17:10] Because I'm pretty sure One told me what they were doing was borderline illegal.

[05:17:15] Like back in the day, you could be one off of a gold.

[05:17:18] And they thought that was like illegal and misleading.

[05:17:20] Oh

[05:17:22] Okay

[05:17:25] But we saw him see that he read so

[05:17:28] I think we saw one I think you saw one

[05:17:33] Hey chat what are reds? What is the odds of getting a red not seeing a red? We're the odds of getting a red

[05:17:42] If gold is one in 400, what are the odds of seeing a red?

[05:17:47] 5050 great work chat

[05:17:50] one and 256 are you serious you know what you got some good mindset no 50 50

[05:17:59] you either get it or you know it's good then bro if it's 50 50 then we're

[05:18:04] bound to get bucky at least one of these times yeah we're actually losing a

[05:18:10] lot of coin flips here chat I don't know what dude I was good I didn't do

[05:18:17] this for five months this is such a warm hole

[05:18:24] why am i back to doing this jing see real question real question why are you

[05:18:30] doing this like is it not just like you're only getting blues bro yeah but

[05:18:38] done as you know I can get a gold right

[05:18:42] that's true

[05:18:46] bro this is how you felt yesterday when you lost your seventh game and you were

[05:18:50] queuing up for your eighth

[05:19:00] sweet mother of Neptune all right terminal terminal terminal terminal these

[05:19:04] These moons are full. Watch this. This is full. Watch this.

[05:19:07] Ooh, what the fuck?

[05:19:22] Three dollars!

[05:19:27] Wait, I don't get it. How does this work?

[05:19:29] They give me an offer.

[05:19:31] I can keep it or decline it, but...

[05:19:34] I need something that's worth.

[05:19:39] Are they ever gonna give you anything good?

[05:19:50] Wait, so you just got nothing?

[05:19:52] Sturvy with the 100 bits, how many golds so far? Sturvy, uh, if you had to take a gas,

[05:20:07] bro, I think you're rage-mating. If you had to take a gas, Sturvy, what do you think?

[05:20:12] Whoa, not the chromas, not the chromas. I don't even want to open the chromas. They're

[05:20:21] the best ones we will defend for the last.

[05:20:23] Oh, shit.

[05:20:27] Ooh, purple.

[05:20:30] Dundas, I think we lose money on everything here besides like pinks.

[05:20:34] Pinks are better.

[05:20:35] Is that true?

[05:20:36] Okay.

[05:20:37] You lose money on everything that's not pink or better?

[05:20:41] Well, we've been losing a lot of money so far, so we're used to it.

[05:20:44] We need pink or better pink or better pink or better

[05:20:59] Throw this profit emote in the chat is literally the worst thing ever it's a cat saying profit

[05:21:11] Oh god

[05:21:14] Yo, uh, Dantez, how about you open one? Like, you just tell me which one do you want. You pick a number and a key, pick a number and a key.

[05:21:22] Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, scroll down, scroll down. So, up, up, up, up, up, I know which one. So, you see it down? Down a bit? A bit?

[05:21:29] Okay, you see that James and Nightmare's case above the PP Bison?

[05:21:34] Yep, right there. This one? This one?

[05:21:36] Yeah, now up one, and then right.

[05:21:39] Like here, then here?

[05:21:40] Yes. Open now one.

[05:21:43] Wait, wait, which key? Which key, which key? Which key, which key, which key? You have

[05:21:52] to pick the key. Second to last, second to last, second to last.

[05:22:01] Oh

[05:22:16] You know I stopped this shit for like five months, bro, and I really just

[05:22:23] Looks like you even like you feel good doing this

[05:22:26] No, but when you get a gold it's all worth it.

[05:22:31] No, when you get a gold it's worth it though.

[05:22:38] I mean, you know what you could do worst case?

[05:22:42] How many of those fucking pistols were there?

[05:22:47] What worst case?

[05:22:48] What?

[05:22:49] Oh dude, no it's just over.

[05:22:53] bro we're running low bro oh my god what the fuck just happened that was like

[05:23:01] 80 cases

[05:23:09] wait what if you just sell the shittiest guns for like five dollars and then say

[05:23:15] this was Jinx's gun and then like some of your like super fans just buy it

[05:23:21] That's like insider trading though.

[05:23:24] Oh.

[05:23:28] Wait, Dundas, do you want to see my like prize possessions?

[05:23:31] Do you want to see it?

[05:23:32] Yeah, show me.

[05:23:36] Oh, you didn't get any golds?

[05:23:38] You only have breads?

[05:23:39] No, no, these are golds.

[05:23:41] What's a red?

[05:23:43] It just looks like that in the game.

[05:23:45] Oh, shit, bro, that's sick.

[05:23:47] Dundas, you know how much this is worth?

[05:23:49] How much?

[05:23:50] how much

[05:23:51] try to guess

[05:23:53] five thousand

[05:23:55] you motherfucker

[05:23:56] uh bro this was

[05:23:59] don't it's supposed to be like a high pass moment bro be realistic

[05:24:04] what? uh... seven thousand

[05:24:09] how much did you spend to get it? how much did you spend to get it?

[05:24:13] bro

[05:24:15] it's good like it's fine it doesn't

[05:24:18] How much did you spend okay? How much did you spend to get down?

[05:24:27] Like over ten thousand dollars probably I spent 20,000 okay, so that okay, so that's probably worth 12 12,000

[05:24:38] Yeah, I think this is worth what like 1400 probably

[05:24:48] So you're telling me that even when you get the gold, there's no profit?

[05:24:53] Yep. Because here's the reality situation.

[05:24:59] The odds of you getting a gold are about 1 in 400.

[05:25:02] And then the odds of that gold being worth absolutely barely anything is pretty fucking high.

[05:25:09] So bro, like, most of the golds you're gonna get are gonna be worth like 100 bucks, 200 bucks.

[05:25:16] And it normally takes thousands of dollars to get them

[05:25:22] So why does anyone didn't do this?

[05:25:31] That's gotta be back new this is why minimal wear not bad minimal wear, okay, what's that worth?

[05:25:39] Yeah, what is this work realistic like 40 bucks probably fight 40 bucks, okay, so are we in the bus now?

[05:25:46] Yo, Dantez, I don't know if you're like rage baiting, bro. We're not even fucking close.

[05:25:51] Oh.

[05:25:52] Wait, have I sent 150? Now, Dantez, after we open these cases, I'm gonna show you the

[05:25:57] most cinema thing ever.

[05:25:58] Look at this.

[05:25:59] If we have five reds, chat, we should do a trade-off, right?

[05:26:03] Oh, no way.

[05:26:07] Wait, hold on.

[05:26:10] Dude, the chat's saying like 150.

[05:26:15] Let's go Jettie.

[05:26:20] Can you restart the opening?

[05:26:21] I just joined.

[05:26:22] What do you want me to do?

[05:26:23] Like, respawn in the cases?

[05:26:34] That's probably...

[05:26:35] Can you trade up the blue ones?

[05:26:41] You can trade up blues into purples, purples into pinks, pinks into reds, reds into

[05:26:45] gold you need five reds for a gold golds are really rare the reds are really rare

[05:26:55] so why not just like perm a trade up all the blues upwards and to get reds

[05:26:59] i mean you still lose money but the thing is trade ups you lose less money like cases you lose so

[05:27:05] I'll watch money but trade up to lose the last.

[05:27:07] Okay.

[05:27:08] Now there's a body blow here.

[05:27:13] No, no, we're going to be good at it bro.

[05:27:26] Like think of it this way.

[05:27:27] It's one out of four hundred chance for gold and we're going to open like two hundred

[05:27:31] cases.

[05:27:32] So that means that it's 50-50 that you get a gold or you don't.

[05:27:41] It's, it's not.

[05:27:48] Why not do this again, Jack? Why am I back on this fucking game?

[05:28:02] okay you know we need what if there are 10 generous souls kind enough to open

[05:28:15] your donation link right now and input their parents credit card info then we

[05:28:20] can get enough cases to secure a goal no no we're not doing that

[05:28:25] All right, yeah, I know why I was just saying

[05:28:27] Come on, woo-wop!

[05:28:34] Why am I on this shit?

[05:28:37] Dude, I was clean. I pulled two good knives. I was done. I was done, bro.

[05:28:48] Oh my god, it's a trashy...

[05:28:55] It's like watching a train wreck yo all right all right all right bro. I need you to hang me up a little bit more

[05:29:04] Okay, okay

[05:29:08] Okay, look look okay. Listen. We got this all we need our couple reds of golds bro

[05:29:14] Or it takes this one good gold

[05:29:17] Okay

[05:29:19] Jinx see one

[05:29:21] Good gold do you understand?

[05:29:25] Yep.

[05:29:27] What are the chances of us getting a gold?

[05:29:37] That's normally not a good sign. We're unable to retrieve your item.

[05:29:41] What the fuck with- Alright, promise.

[05:29:44] Alright, let's go.

[05:29:46] Come on, we need something good here. We tanked Loser's Q, now we're clearing up to the Ragnoslaw, bro.

[05:29:50] We need the Winner's Q.

[05:29:53] Your dentist to find some time here. Can you show me your notepad real quick? I just want to see your notebook

[05:30:00] For the coach. Are you sure? Yeah, bro? Yes, bro. I want to see the notepad

[05:30:06] It's in discord, okay

[05:30:08] Yeah in discord, right

[05:30:10] I'm gonna do you see my screen? Yes. Go go go go. Oh my

[05:30:16] Wait start at the top start at the top

[05:30:19] yeah, so

[05:30:20] I sorted it by mechanics and macro issues, so this was game one, then we have game two,

[05:30:31] game three, game four, game five, and at this point you were so tilted that I was scared to

[05:30:40] add new things to the notepad. That's why I stopped writing as much for game five and six.

[05:30:45] I genuinely got frightened, but the good news is that I put general issues as well

[05:30:51] So if you want T like a if you want like a TLTR then it's good here

[05:30:56] But like all of these every single player is time-stamped so you can see in real time what it is

[05:31:02] So what I was thinking we would do okay

[05:31:04] What else thing we would do is I would send you all this so you could walk look at it on your own

[05:31:10] Because this is like all the boring stuff

[05:31:12] but that's actually make you improve.

[05:31:14] And then this is all like the general stuff

[05:31:17] that can like help you pretty fast, okay?

[05:31:21] Not droning enough, not going for free kills,

[05:31:23] not taking fights, not creating game plans

[05:31:27] and recreating them once a play happens.

[05:31:28] Always think what happens next.

[05:31:31] Way to make content as a jungler.

[05:31:33] I think that is just by talking about fights

[05:31:34] slash bad teammates, you can fill the gaps

[05:31:37] from the content fields, boring by creating game plans

[05:31:39] and talking about what you want to do.

[05:31:40] drags up in one minute. How can I play for that type of questions?

[05:31:43] 637 is a good example where you talk about what you want to do. Do it a lot more often.

[05:31:49] Fighting on your terms example means bringing a fight to the enemy when you know you can crack

[05:31:52] their skull open. Have confidence. Good example at 641, 642, you don't talk about anything. Talk

[05:31:57] about game plan. Who's strong? Who do you want to play for? Which objectives are coming up?

[05:32:01] Playing with delay or at least hiding plan while queuing helps a lot. You are not bad at

[05:32:04] warwick. You are just using the only thing that makes him super good. You're just not

[05:32:08] not use only the enemies as you have a good droning plus droning blood side combo. If you

[05:32:11] really hate Warwick this much, switch to Wu Kong or I can coach you sometime. Even Nocturne

[05:32:15] or Nocturne. Nocturne is very simple. Over the course of six games, you place six wards

[05:32:19] total. Swap to red, trinket, or colens after the first reset so you can find hidden wards

[05:32:23] when you gank. Press four into a bush and then you can see if it's warded. After

[05:32:29] your first ulcer, only smite a camp if you are getting your second charge up.

[05:32:32] You should always have one saved for gank or objective. You are never applying

[05:32:36] ultsy remember that post 15 20 minutes you always need to be applying it

[05:32:40] especially when the enemy team has two plus dragons.

[05:32:41] The reason why you play so much better off stream is because you create plans and

[05:32:44] while you're dead you sponge info from the map when you stream you spend too

[05:32:47] much time reading chat or trying to entertain and then it takes away from the

[05:32:50] info you can receive. Your teammates are your slaves sometimes they die so you

[05:32:54] can get ahead so you should always look to see if you can make your demise

[05:32:58] your benefit. This is why you drone slash cut in for kills. Okay. Okay, Jengzy can I

[05:33:05] tell you the most like fucked up thing that I read that one when I say it it's

[05:33:09] gonna sound like it's not even real but it's true what do you know why they call

[05:33:16] you 007 why because over the course of your five-hour league banner yesterday

[05:33:24] you had zero gangs zero dragons and seven boards placed over the entire

[05:33:29] duration of the session. I didn't play while Brows tilted. These are the

[05:33:54] These are like six dollars

[05:33:56] Alright, let's fucking get it then. No, it's a 50-50 that we get golds right now, okay?

[05:34:02] I need you to lock in because right now you're looking too much at the blues

[05:34:07] You need to attract the golds and the reds. Are you listening?

[05:34:11] Where else do you want me to look? Where else do you want me to look, bro?

[05:34:15] It's the blues are right like where do I look? Where do I look?

[05:34:18] They're right in my face, bro

[05:34:20] Jinxie, you need to attract the golds. Like I want you right now to just start

[05:34:27] sitting there and gyrate. If you gyrate and you start like humming gold and you

[05:34:34] do this like you needed to kind of like a zesty tribal dance.

[05:34:37] Gold. Gold. Gold. Like see? We're getting purple snow! It's slowly working!

[05:34:48] That's as that's worth like literally 30 cents

[05:34:58] Never again never again never again. No, I was clean. I was like six months clean

[05:35:06] Then again one good trade-up we're big chillin

[05:35:11] Yo, I vice do you think we have the fodder for a trade-off right now probably not right?

[05:35:18] I didn't touch the game's sand.

[05:35:24] Oh man, okay listen, Jynx, we gotta get some reds up in this bitch minimum.

[05:35:36] But I'm eating so much peanuts, I keep looking at them.

[05:35:42] Wait bro, you know what I could bokeh do?

[05:35:45] do what what what so I used to play CS go literal years ago and I never did

[05:35:55] anything with my inventory roll key what I could do is I could try to like open

[05:36:01] it and then maybe if I have any reds I just give you one

[05:36:05] I dude that's that's just you're like I don't even want to be right up I just

[05:36:12] That's disgusting down there

[05:36:14] We're like I'm a sack of shit, bro. Don't feed into this bro. Just let me rock. Let me rod over here

[05:36:21] Yeah, but you see I don't even know five reds though. Oh, I just have a day trade lock

[05:36:29] Oh, this is actually insane. I mean this is horrible. Would you give one red though?

[05:36:35] Hey, not bad. Oh

[05:36:37] Oh my god, did you see that?

[05:36:39] Yeah, I saw that. Fuck, that was an SSG too.

[05:36:43] I think that's all of them.

[05:36:46] Okay, so what do we do now?

[05:36:49] If I click that button, it's gonna leak my address. Hold up.

[05:36:53] Hi guys, how many cases do we have left? Like 40 cases left?

[05:36:58] Bro, trade up the crambits! Trade up the crambits!

[05:37:00] You can't do that. You can't trade up a gold. You can trade up reds.

[05:37:07] Also, that would literally be a suicide mission.

[05:37:12] Like, trading up a karambit is like, you trade up four karambit.

[05:37:19] Okay.

[05:37:23] So is it just fucked?

[05:37:26] I mean this is normally what happens.

[05:37:27] We're gonna do the rest of the keys.

[05:37:28] How about just get keys, get keys, get keys.

[05:37:30] Do the rest of the keys.

[05:37:34] Just do the re- oh you watch this, be careful, you watch this, be careful.

[05:37:37] I know you under that.

[05:37:39] Oh my god how much is the gold.

[05:37:41] Oh my god that was almost leaked to Twitter.

[05:37:46] Oh man.

[05:37:50] Wait, let me download CS, bro.

[05:37:52] Maybe I have like a fucking red for you or some shit.

[05:37:56] Bro, even if you did?

[05:37:59] It would take seven days to get to me.

[05:38:01] Why?

[05:38:02] It would take seven days to get to me.

[05:38:04] But are you serious?

[05:38:06] Because it's a trade log

[05:38:10] But he've been a partner fun on steam mode still takes some days

[05:38:16] Yes

[05:38:21] Jack for that right

[05:38:24] Bro, I have to put away this dude. Oh my god. I've always checked all right. Gotcha. Oh

[05:38:31] Man

[05:38:33] Bro, how the fuck do people even do CS cases?

[05:38:38] Like this shit literally just seems miserable.

[05:38:40] Like you look at 40 screens in a row just blue and then the only thing you're getting

[05:38:44] is like a shitty purple.

[05:38:54] Just check your steam inventory.

[05:38:56] Wait, how do I do that?

[05:38:59] Wait, steam inventory.

[05:39:17] Wait, is it in community?

[05:39:29] just hover your name

[05:39:40] view my profile

[05:39:43] it's on the left

[05:39:47] from my brain then

[05:39:50] it's in profile then inventories

[05:39:55] oh so it's okay so i need to do view profile okay wait

[05:40:01] okay

[05:40:02] i got it

[05:40:04] inventory

[05:40:06] okay so i have forty four things in counter strike

[05:40:11] ooh

[05:40:13] okay guys

[05:40:18] oh well this is all super shit

[05:40:23] Uh, yeah, Jinxy, I'm not gonna lie, probably just on my inventory, it's not looking good.

[05:40:30] What's in there?

[05:40:32] Do you want to see?

[05:40:34] Yeah, yeah, wait, let me, let me see if I get a gold.

[05:40:36] Okay, I'm coming.

[05:40:37] Screen share?

[05:40:39] Yep, look.

[05:40:43] Let me see your inventory.

[05:40:46] Yeah, so I have a spectrum case.

[05:40:50] have a bunch of these random cases and then dude you are in the slums you actually have a revolver case

[05:40:58] that actually has the um one million dollar carambit

[05:41:04] oh wait is this good wait you have a club case

[05:41:11] have an operation breakout weapon case we chat just yeah

[05:41:15] Well, you might actually have a your glove case is $16. Yeah, but this one too. You should you should try to open that if you do have keys.

[05:41:29] No.

[05:41:35] You have about 80 plus dollars in cases.

[05:41:39] Yeah, that's actually don't don't do it on stream like with your key though because you're gonna make your address. Oh

[05:41:48] Okay, or

[05:41:51] But yeah, if you do if you want to if you want to

[05:41:54] No, we're just gonna start just watch you and if you get a gold then I'll join in but if you don't then I'll just take it

[05:41:59] I was like a warning

[05:42:01] All right, show your knives. I have two really good ones

[05:42:20] Right away, I think I have trade up

[05:42:22] I'm not gonna like not read it you were on that you were watching me lose for six hours

[05:42:45] okay here you go and also I time stamped it from your box so you can also just like

[05:42:52] from your bottom up from like the game like six months is all it took to relapse

[05:42:59] yeah dude but this I gotta just be done I gotta be done this shit's just got

[05:43:04] this shit's actually just got you literally just every case is like

[05:43:12] throwing six dollars at a wall so why does the only do this shit well only is

[05:43:21] like actually a full-on addict dude if you open on a stream at any given time

[05:43:27] I'd say there's like an 11% chance of the case on the screen

[05:43:32] but bro actually used to be more addicted right cat

[05:43:41] dude it's actually like I wonder how you could even be addicted because you

[05:43:47] literally only ever lose.

[05:43:51] Oh yeah, Germany PANDIT!

[05:43:53] Germany fucking BANDIT, I forgot to say that to you.

[05:43:58] Wait, was it because of him?

[05:44:00] No, there's like multiple lawsuits against Counter-Strike about cases.

[05:44:06] And it's still allowed in the US, but it's banned in multiple places because like...

[05:44:12] It's like the concept of seeing your rewards flash by you is like the illegal part. Oh

[05:44:24] So now so now if you open a case in like Germany, it's like what's called an x-ray, so you just see what's in it

[05:44:32] You don't see

[05:44:34] Which is like the best part

[05:44:37] But isn't that bokeh better because it's faster

[05:44:41] Now people just like this

[05:44:46] You know what I mean

[05:44:48] Row and contest when you see that gold approaching in the corner of your eye

[05:44:52] I'm telling you like it's your fucking dope me

[05:44:55] You're gonna be you only ever saw too, right?

[05:45:01] No, I've seen a lot of goals. I mean bro I

[05:45:05] Didn't trade up which kind of numbed me to it a little bit because like

[05:45:08] Like the first week I was literally just opening cases.

[05:45:12] So I would actually, dude, I went like a thousand cases without getting a gold.

[05:45:16] My first, my first time on the game it took me 1200 cases to get gold.

[05:45:21] I was going for like a week.

[05:45:22] But then I started doing trade-ups and then I started seeing knives and that was when it

[05:45:27] really sat in and that's why I quit.

[05:45:29] Because like I would do trade-ups where like the trade, the guns I'm trading in

[05:45:35] are worth four hundred dollars five hundred dollars and then I'd get a one

[05:45:38] hundred dollar nice and that's when I was like all right. Jesus.

[05:45:47] So how many golds have you got in my jet non-trade up? Yeah how many? I got two

[05:45:55] two really good ones probably like three or four

[05:46:02] two

[05:46:03] wait really?

[05:46:06] so had you opened $15,000 worth of cases and got two golds?

[05:46:11] no I spent around 20,000 but I'd say I probably spent around

[05:46:16] 8 to 10,000 on cases then probably 10,000 on trade-ups

[05:46:19] and I'd say my inventory is worth like 5k

[05:46:22] so I'm down like 15k

[05:46:25] Wait, so trading up costs money too?

[05:46:29] Oh, trading up costs the most money.

[05:46:32] Trade-ups are like...

[05:46:36] The most volatile, but also trade-ups is...

[05:46:40] You're more likely to profit from a trade-up than cases, but you're gonna lose on both of them long term.

[05:46:46] But bro, a case? Chat, what is the percentage chance of making profit on a case? Like 4% or something?

[05:46:51] Like this case right here has like a 4% chance of making profit or something

[05:47:04] I'm gonna finish these keys and I'm gonna get I'm gonna get off I

[05:47:09] Got it. They're just I got you after

[05:47:16] Not bad

[05:47:21] That's profit!

[05:47:49] Jesus

[05:47:51] You think Texas Hold'em isn't gambling by the way?

[05:47:53] Oh, I see what you're trying to do.

[05:47:54] Yeah, Texas Hold'em poker isn't gambling

[05:47:57] if you actually know what you're doing.

[05:47:58] Dumbass.

[05:48:04] Great, why?

[05:48:05] This isn't even gambling.

[05:48:06] This is literally just losing money for fun.

[05:48:10] This is literally just losing money.

[05:48:16] Cases are not gambling.

[05:48:17] You have a 96% chance of losing money.

[05:48:22] Yeah.

[05:48:23] You're just sliding money on fire.

[05:48:25] I'm listening to about one big thing that happened recently where like, only lost like

[05:48:29] a million dollars because they made breads worthless or something.

[05:48:34] I don't know.

[05:48:35] I don't know.

[05:48:36] Hold them.

[05:48:37] It's literally gambling.

[05:48:38] All right.

[05:48:39] Let me call Bernard.

[05:48:40] Chat, since you guys won't listen to me, let's listen to an AI supercomputer.

[05:48:47] Hey, Bernard, are you familiar with the card game Texas Hold'em?

[05:48:51] Oh, absolutely. Texas Hold'em's a classic. You get two cards yourself, five community cards, and you're betting bluffing your way.

[05:49:00] My chat is basically deducing Texas Hold'em poker to just gambling.

[05:49:05] What would you say about that?

[05:49:07] Would you say it's gambling, or would you say it's majority skill with a gambling element

[05:49:11] to it?

[05:49:12] I'd say it's a blend, but it's core, it's definitely gambling.

[05:49:16] There's money on the line and luck in the cards, but skill changes the long game.

[05:49:22] Reading opponents, making good decisions and knowing when to bowl.

[05:49:26] That's all skill.

[05:49:27] In the short term, luck swings hard.

[05:49:29] In the long term, skill is what makes a player.

[05:49:31] So Bernard, is there such thing as a professional Texas Hold'em poker player?

[05:49:36] Okay, Bernard, here's my next question.

[05:49:45] Is there such thing as a professional slot machine player?

[05:49:49] Oh, okay!

[05:49:51] So my chat is brain dead, Bernard.

[05:49:53] Oh, I would say that!

[05:49:56] I would actually pull on say that.

[05:49:59] Well, hey, if you're calling them out in good fun, that's between you.

[05:50:03] I'll just be over here ready to back you up as a fact or that's a fact you would never be able to.

[05:50:13] So, Brard, uh, like, could you explain in-depth the skill gap and skill-sealing of Texas Hold'n'Poker

[05:50:21] so my chat could be educated and stop running around spewing lies?

[05:50:25] Sure, in Texas Holdout the skill gap is on the long-term decision-making.

[05:50:30] The pros master reading opponents, calculating odds, managing their bankroll, and knowing when to bluff or fall.

[05:50:37] The skill ceiling is extremely high because your ability is for psychology and adaptability.

[05:50:43] In the short run, luck plays a role, but over thousands of hands, skillful players consistently come out of it.

[05:50:50] It's short, yes it's gambling, but it's a game where skill can be lunk in the long run.

[05:50:56] Thanks, Bernard. Appreciate you for the education.

[05:50:59] There's the AI supercomputer.

[05:51:02] Where's the end on this?

[05:51:05] I was saying, fuck Texas, hold them bro. We need some Texas, hold them right now.

[05:51:11] If I'm gonna be honest, I thought he forgot I was doing opening cases.

[05:51:14] Yo, Chad, I'm never doing this again.

[05:51:17] I'm now I I it's just so many I don't even remember what I'm the last time

[05:51:24] But what why'd you even decide to do it today who like told me to

[05:51:30] Yesterday, I was going absolutely ham and then my chat type is fucking cases emo

[05:51:37] And then I remembered how much I liked opening cases

[05:51:43] So it's like you have someone in rehab and then they post on there like

[05:51:47] I'm sober for 10 years super happy and then some guy writes in the comments like don't you miss the feeling of like feeling

[05:51:54] Nothing when you take that long drag of a cigarette

[05:51:59] You're right

[05:52:00] You're right

[05:52:07] Why did I do this it's okay look last case luck last case luck

[05:52:17] Last case, fuck!

[05:52:27] Alright, I'm not doing anymore.

[05:52:41] You win, counter strike.

[05:52:43] You win.

[05:52:44] You fucking win.

[05:52:45] you fucking win counter strike how do you close out I'm losing aura okay all

[05:52:57] right so what do you want do you want to go through this like what do you want to

[05:53:00] do man okay like don't that's like talk to me bro what like what happened

[05:53:09] yesterday. Why did I lose a game? Do you want me to be honest? Yes. You were too focused

[05:53:20] on calling your teammates brain dead and flaming the rage baiters in your chat that you had

[05:53:24] absolutely no idea what was going on at any given point. So you just kept losing games

[05:53:29] and the more you lose, the more you get rage baited. So do you think like we should

[05:53:38] play the game and you can like sort of remind me that I'm the truth.

[05:53:44] You know what, Jinxie? I think we can now boot up the league boot it up.

[05:53:50] I'm going to sit here.

[05:53:51] God, I love this fucking game.

[05:53:53] OK, don't dance. What delay should I rock?

[05:53:57] OK, listen, I'll put on 30.

[05:54:08] you

[05:54:38] Okay, all right, one second and then what 15 minutes delay

[05:54:54] guys I just need to get gold I need to get gold man

[05:55:01] I'm tired of being stuck in Selvr and now I'm in Brolin's.

[05:55:08] Away you can.

[05:55:14] Did he end?

[05:55:15] Yo bro, if I said I'm gonna add a delay and then my screen grows blue, do you think I

[05:55:20] ended my stream or am I adding a delay?

[05:55:25] Wait, is that a Mordecai skin?

[05:55:30] So that is actually fucking sexy.

[05:55:33] What?

[05:55:34] Chattamount of two game winning streak.

[05:55:43] I know.

[05:55:44] Everybody calm down.

[05:55:45] I know.

[05:55:46] I know.

[05:55:47] I know.

[05:55:48] Everybody calm down.

[05:55:49] Everybody calm down.

[05:55:50] Okay.

[05:55:51] You're not built for gold?

[05:55:52] Oh, I like that.

[05:55:53] Motivate me.

[05:55:54] You fucking cow.

[05:55:55] You're not built for gold?

[05:55:56] I like that.

[05:55:57] Motivate me.

[05:55:58] You fucking cow.

[05:55:59] King Coward!

[05:56:02] Say I'm not built for gold. Say I'm not built for gold. I like that! I like that!

[05:56:11] Say I'm not built for gold. Tell me to my god damn face that I'm not built for gold!

[05:56:20] I'm gonna be fucking

[05:56:23] challenger!

[05:56:25] Say I'm not built for gold.

[05:56:30] Say I'm not built for gold.

[05:56:31] I love that.

[05:56:32] No.

[05:56:33] Tell me.

[05:56:34] Tell me I'll never get gold.

[05:56:35] Tell me I'll never get gold.

[05:56:37] Tell me I don't, oh my God I need that.

[05:56:40] I want you to say it again.

[05:56:49] Don't ban Yi.

[05:56:50] Oh my God I ban Jarvan.

[05:56:51] Let's go.

[05:56:52] Jarvan and Shiv.

[05:56:53] ship but I thought fucking Jarvan's a jungler they've been two junglers I thought

[05:57:00] Jarvan and ship are both junglers no my blade is yours master ye my daddy master ye my

[05:57:13] blade is yours oh my god I love him child love master ye you're not built for

[05:57:20] silver. I already hit silver two and silver three. I might

[05:57:24] currently be in bronze one, but that's because I allowed you

[05:57:27] guess you guess I'm blaming chat. I allowed chat to get in my

[05:57:30] head. Never again, me yet. Chat. That's how you say no in

[05:57:36] russky. Me yet. I'm never gonna allow you get in my head again

[05:57:40] chat never again. Fuck all these motherfuckers in this

[05:57:43] fucking shit. Dante's I had a guy I had a guy tell me I'm

[05:57:47] I'm not built for gold. That set of fire under my ass. Under my ass, Dantez, under my ass!

[05:57:55] Hey, Jynxie, listen to me. When someone tells you you're not built for gold, you don't tell them yes I am.

[05:58:02] You tell them you're built like the fucking Michelin man, motherfucker. Now sit down and watch me 1v9.

[05:58:09] God, you're so fucking intelligent, Dantez. Dantez, the other thing, too, is I- like, bro, I'm not gonna lie to you, man.

[05:58:15] Do you think I could get Challenger?

[05:58:19] Honestly, I think I can't.

[05:58:22] Why do you think I could get Challenger?

[05:58:25] So the reason why is because fundamentally, I think you have the game down, yes.

[05:58:31] So okay, let me explain it.

[05:58:34] In League of Legends, there's only one thing required for you to get Challenger.

[05:58:37] Only one.

[05:58:38] It's not mechanics, it's not skill, it's not macro, and it's not one-tricking the

[05:58:44] the best champion. It's about being so autistic that you cue this shit for 12

[05:58:50] hours a day. You ignore your family. You leave your partner unread. You ignore

[05:58:56] your brother. You don't go to work. You don't go to school. When your mom tells

[05:59:01] you help me with the groceries, you tell her leave me alone. And you focus on

[05:59:06] the fucking game until you don't end anymore. Until you won benign every

[05:59:12] game do you understand yes yes master yes master okay I want to be good

[05:59:23] listen this is your rank of game to silver yesterday was a rough day today

[05:59:29] will not be a rough day do you understand me yes kitten okay so what

[05:59:37] we're gonna do is we're keeping it simple okay today we're keeping it

[05:59:41] simple. I was noticing that you weren't doing some things during yesterday's session that

[05:59:47] I drilled into you. Now I want you to tell me what were they?

[05:59:52] I wasn't drowning enough. I wasn't participating in team fights enough. I wasn't peeling my

[05:59:56] teammates and letting them die enough. I was running away from things. I wasn't ganking

[06:00:00] enough. I wasn't on objectives enough. I wasn't fighting for dragons enough. I wasn't

[06:00:04] being confident. The main problem with yesterday's was confidence. I wasn't taking

[06:00:08] proper engagement man. Like Jinxy, can I tell you something? And it hurts me to say this,

[06:00:14] but do you want to know how I felt watching your gameplay that you had yesterday?

[06:00:18] How? How? How, bro?

[06:00:22] I felt like my student was playing like a fucking bitch, Jinxy. And I don't want you to get offended.

[06:00:29] I want you to sit there and I want you to understand my pain. Because I would see plays

[06:00:34] where the enemy jungler would walk up in your face, not giving a fuck,

[06:00:38] and you would have three people with you, and you would just let them do what they wanted.

[06:00:43] You would sit there running like a little dog, with your fucking tail between your legs,

[06:00:49] and that's not how I raised you! I didn't raise you through runaway from fights. I raised you

[06:00:56] to not take into place. There is a difference, and the skill gap is finding that difference.

[06:01:02] Do you understand-

[06:01:03] AHH WHAAAAAP!

[06:01:08] Like, Jakesy, I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT!

[06:01:12] Do you get it?

[06:01:13] Yes sir, yes sir, sir, yes sir, yes sir.

[06:01:17] Justice!

[06:01:18] I- I'm not afraid anymore!

[06:01:21] I'M NOT AFRAID ANIMAAR!

[06:01:24] Like, let me explain something to you.

[06:01:27] The good yee isn't the one that gets a pen to kill at six items.

[06:01:31] It's the one that sits down and gets the pen to kill all the way up until he six-items!

[06:01:38] He's the one that one denies the game before he's full-built!

[06:01:42] He's the one that mechanically plays perfect!

[06:01:45] The one that goes crazy!

[06:01:47] That's the good fucking yee!

[06:01:49] Not the passenger waiting for his team to go in!

[06:01:54] Oh, A-Kin! Oh, A-Kin!

[06:01:57] Don't ask, I'm back bro, and I'm bringing my ass right to gold!

[06:02:04] Wait I'm gonna say that's right, I want you to show me it.

[06:02:07] So what we're doing now is we're getting a fucking double crab.

[06:02:10] Now there's a big mistake I saw you making, and if you make it on this clear, I'm gonna

[06:02:16] get pissed off.

[06:02:17] First thing!

[06:02:18] JOKING YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[06:02:22] Look bot!

[06:02:23] Look bot!

[06:02:24] Okay, go mid. That's a free kill to me. You flash Q her the second you're in range. Go.

[06:02:31] Come back!

[06:02:32] Why don't you go? Got the double crab now. That's droning. Do you understand? The way

[06:02:38] you were playing yesterday, you would have walked up and been like, uh-oh, Katarina's there.

[06:02:42] I'm running, I'm running.

[06:02:43] I'm running.

[06:02:44] No, you fucking don't. I want you to sit there and walk up to him. Walk up to

[06:02:47] this cocksucker. Hold W. I want you to hold W. Okay, you're holding it. Now

[06:02:53] fight now fight why did I not run away there coach I always yeah okay I'm not

[06:03:01] gonna like that I told you I knew that was I always lose some women wines bro

[06:03:11] okay what the fuck no no no oh my god listen Jinxie that was a test but listen

[06:03:21] I want you to understand something that was a test, but not a test where I intentionally do it

[06:03:27] That was a limit test what you did that was good because the thing about thing of it this way

[06:03:33] You'll never know if you're gonna win the one be one or one be two or one be three already

[06:03:37] I already did with the moomoo. I've lost that 20 times

[06:03:41] I've always lose that little cock

[06:03:45] Okay, so then what the fuck I'm a coach are you bro? I knew it was bad

[06:03:51] Now I'm behind! Now I'm fucking behind! Fuck this shit!

[06:03:57] No, listen me, listen me. Games of League were never meant to be easy. If you're behind, then you get ahead.

[06:04:04] While you farm these raptors, I want you to drone. You're sitting in your AFK on your fucking character model.

[06:04:09] Look, your Q's up, use it. Now drone mid, drone bot. What's going on? Amumu's bot, okay?

[06:04:15] That means maybe we can invade his bot side soon. Go to the Krugs.

[06:04:19] Now, drone bot, drone bot.

[06:04:22] Okay, still here.

[06:04:24] You're gonna go for these Krugs. If they walk up, you get the pre-killed. Do you understand?

[06:04:30] Jinxie, drone bot, drone mid.

[06:04:32] Motherfucker, I'm fucking... Motherfucker, I'm drowning it!

[06:04:36] You got me killed!

[06:04:38] What the fuck, bro?

[06:04:41] What? What?

[06:04:42] You're trying to change the subject, bro! What the fuck was that?

[06:04:46] Jinxie stop being a plunger bro, plunger fucking, plungers only bring up old shit

[06:04:52] You need to be a 1v9 demon

[06:04:54] Okay, this is good, keep going Fritz

[06:04:57] Go on Taric, this is good, keep fighting

[06:05:00] Kaisa the Taric, Kaisa the Taric

[06:05:03] Yep, your Q's coming up

[06:05:05] You can Q him, there it is, back up, see?

[06:05:09] Alright, that's good, so now Jinxie, you're gonna reek, you're, no you're gonna go dragon

[06:05:13] Ping drag, ping drag, ping drag, ping, ping, ping, ping!

[06:05:17] Why drag here? Why drag here? Why?

[06:05:19] I'll tell you why. Because if you recall right now and you get your blue, you're going to

[06:05:23] be sitting AFK on your blue buff for 20 seconds after you kill it because right now-

[06:05:27] Oh, because of that timer right there?

[06:05:29] Yes, so listen, what if I told you something disgusting? Do you want me to tell you

[06:05:33] something disgusting?

[06:05:34] Yes, yes, yes.

[06:05:35] Yesterday when you lost 7 in a row, it's because in 6 of those games the enemy team

[06:05:40] god dragon soul it is the only reason why you're losing you need to understand

[06:05:45] something my oh okay Jinxie I'm gonna do no no no no no no take a grab take a

[06:05:55] grab don't let that fucking depressed piece of shit steal your shit now you've

[06:05:59] grown this bush and recall okay Jinxie I need you to listen man I need to

[06:06:03] listen me good are you following yes I want to share a yes yes I'm drinking

[06:06:10] water sir yes yes yes but I'm by cracking listen man listen to me good

[06:06:15] yesterday in six out of your seven losses the enemy got soul in every game

[06:06:21] in low elo you will always go past 30 minutes so the team I get so wins the

[06:06:26] game anytime way you get it what a soul do I need to know exactly what it does

[06:06:31] what does it do okay okay so what it does every dragon does something

[06:06:36] different when you get ocean soul for example it makes it flat now you heal

[06:06:41] when you're in combat cloud soul gives you like 50% movement speed when you

[06:06:45] alt mountain soul gives you like a 400 health shield permanently like it's very

[06:06:50] OP things so you have to understand that the reason why you're losing isn't

[06:06:54] because you're bad it's because you're not getting the dragons and think of it

[06:06:58] like when you're not getting the dragons it's like you're scaling until

[06:07:02] late game but when the enemy gets sold now they outscaled you even though you're

[06:07:07] late game ye do you understand yes bro wait should I are no no no no no no no

[06:07:12] walk up walk up walk up look how low look how low too far right case to get

[06:07:17] the wave go on killer go I don't care chase this chase I don't give a fuck

[06:07:22] yeah chase it let's go come on that fucking cannon can I can I can I can

[06:07:29] cannon yeah nice there it is there it is all right so now Moomoo's here so we're

[06:07:39] gonna want to back off that's okay yep walk walk that I'm gonna turn you

[06:07:42] little cock come to my turret yeah that's what I fucking buy you little

[06:07:45] fucking there you go okay so now Jinx going grabs what do you think what do

[06:07:49] you want to do if he goes grubs who gives a shit we take our way in

[06:07:54] Invade his bot?

[06:07:56] Yes, yes, you know what, take the red first, take the red, you're going to take your red

[06:07:59] Krugs and then after you're going to take the crab, oh, okay, okay, Krugs, yeah.

[06:08:05] Because the other thing is that could you have one to the Krugs?

[06:08:08] Sure, but it's like you're going to also get these three camps, so now you're going

[06:08:11] to drone bot, fucking drone, please god drone, Jinxy can I explain what you're

[06:08:17] going to do right now?

[06:08:18] Can I explain?

[06:08:19] Can I explain?

[06:08:20] Sure, go for it.

[06:08:21] I'm not droning because I want to focus on my clear, that's why I'm not on board my clear, so I'm trying to focus with autoing the right stuff, and that's why I'm not droning him, sorry master.

[06:08:30] Cool.

[06:08:31] Oh no, no, that's great.

[06:08:32] Uh, except for the fact that red buff is one camp, you lying fuck.

[06:08:36] So if red buff is one camp, what do you mean you need to auto other shit?

[06:08:39] You're lying!

[06:08:41] Why are you lying to me?

[06:08:43] Sorry sir.

[06:08:45] Am I still invading or backing?

[06:08:47] Yes, you're invading, because look, you just saw enemy 2,000 at the white grub.

[06:08:50] He's late.

[06:08:51] He's late.

[06:08:52] There you go.

[06:08:53] So now check his grump.

[06:08:54] There you go.

[06:08:55] Big fucking grump.

[06:08:56] So now drone bot.

[06:08:57] Drone bot.

[06:08:58] Drone fucking bot.

[06:08:59] Like, okay.

[06:09:00] I want you to smite this and then after you're going to recall.

[06:09:04] There's something I need to explain to you right now.

[06:09:06] So you know how in-seat you have operators, right?

[06:09:10] Yes.

[06:09:11] I want you to imagine every role in League of Legends as an operator.

[06:09:15] And the problem, uh, you just run on base.

[06:09:17] Don't buy these boots.

[06:09:18] Undo.

[06:09:19] Undo.

[06:09:20] Just undo press the undo button. No, oh, okay. Yeah, that's fine. So dude, what the fuck?

[06:09:35] Jigsie jigsie

[06:09:39] Okay, listen listen no no just take your drop down so I'm exploring and I'm late

[06:09:44] Think of it like junglers, no listen listen please listen because once you understand this it's important

[06:09:50] junglers and league are like operators, okay, and your special ability as an operator

[06:09:55] Which is jungler is that you get to go wherever you want on the map, so when you don't drone

[06:10:00] It's like you're playing phone without using her traps. You're fucking griefing. Do you understand? Yeah, yeah

[06:10:07] Yes, so that's why what I need you to start doing is I need so lock in snow jump on jump on

[06:10:12] Fuck your rappers, what bot? Go bot! Go bot! Go bot!

[06:10:16] Alright, now Jinxie, you're making a big mistake yesterday.

[06:10:20] When you go for this, you're gonna take the... you're gonna cut them off here.

[06:10:24] There you go. That's good. You're cutting them off.

[06:10:27] And now you're gonna not queue. You're gonna art and then just run on the... the Unara.

[06:10:31] Don't queue. Don't queue. There you go, Natarik. There you go.

[06:10:35] That's like the gang. Hey, Don't test.

[06:10:37] What's responding? No, no Don't test. What's responding?

[06:10:40] There it is! There it is! That's two drags!

[06:10:44] Alright, let's go.

[06:10:49] What's up?

[06:10:51] No, I'm just horny.

[06:10:52] Dantez! Dantez! Dantez!

[06:10:55] I'm listening.

[06:10:57] Why do I not lead with Q? Why?

[06:10:59] To chase down?

[06:11:00] Because... no, let me explain it, okay?

[06:11:02] Think of it like this.

[06:11:04] Imagine... imagine someone steals your Xbox

[06:11:08] and they're running away, okay?

[06:11:10] and then you have like you have like a throwing knife and you know that if you

[06:11:15] throw it at their legs right you're a hundred percent guaranteed to hit but

[06:11:19] they're they're gonna be knocked out and then afterwards you can pick up your

[06:11:22] xbox when you use your Q instantly it's like you try throwing the knife at

[06:11:27] their head and there's only a 10% chance of

[06:11:29] Bind so the yeah yes a pre-kill get it

[06:11:38] Okay, okay, all right that was a posh. That's okay keep chasing keep chasing just Q

[06:11:45] You there you go now run now run now run now

[06:11:48] Okay, so the thing is that thing of it like this broke your cue is your follow-up as master ye your first gap closed

[06:11:55] No, no, no, no, no, no, kill him, actually. Fuck this motherfucker, walk up. Oh wait, actually no,

[06:12:01] Katerina's here. He's so low. He's so low. Yeah, yeah, just try to kill. Wait, how did she... I just don't understand the intricacies, bro. How did she do that?

[06:12:11] It's okay, listen. So, Jinxy, listen, listen, when you're against a Moomoo, I want you to build the blue boots called Mercury's Shreds.

[06:12:20] On the left side of your screen where you see all the boots, they're the blue ones down, yep, down, there.

[06:12:27] Because this makes it so that if normally he stuns you for one second, now he only stuns you for 0.7.

[06:12:33] Do you understand?

[06:12:34] Oh my god, okay.

[06:12:36] Dude, this is why I need you because when I'm not with you I do the same build every time.

[06:12:40] Yeah, but that's why, like, what I can do is I can also send you a little notepad of what in your build should change depending on the game.

[06:12:47] But like I was explaining earlier, as Master Yi, your first gap close is your off movement speed.

[06:12:53] If they flash away from you, your second gap close is your Q.

[06:12:56] When you use your Q instantly, how many times is it that you sit there and like, you're just kind of like looking at them,

[06:13:03] and then they just run away from you because they flash after your Q.

[06:13:06] So many times. I Q then they flash. I'm gonna save the- Okay.

[06:13:09] So think of it as kind of like, imagine you're playing Warwick, and you're not holding Q.

[06:13:14] That's like what it's like when you're playing he and you're leading with your Q. Do you understand I see

[06:13:22] All right, so now Jinxie listen to me

[06:13:24] I'm gonna want you to lock this shit in now because you want to know what's good about this game to dragons to dragons

[06:13:30] Yes, so listen even if the enemy gets ahead they only ever win this game if they get sold

[06:13:36] So you just stalled the game by ten minutes, which is enough time for the jibber to become the dibber with full build

[06:13:42] Do you understand?

[06:13:43] Yes.

[06:13:43] So now I want you to go bot.

[06:13:44] You're going bot.

[06:13:45] Not fucking crud spot.

[06:13:47] Why am I saying go bot?

[06:13:50] See?

[06:13:50] You see this?

[06:13:51] So now the enemy bot chases.

[06:13:53] And then, they're in jiddies arms!

[06:13:56] This is jiddies domain expansion.

[06:13:58] This is jiddies domain expansion.

[06:14:00] Go!

[06:14:03] There you go!

[06:14:05] There!

[06:14:05] I'm out of a wap!

[06:14:08] Alright, hold W, hold W, hold W, hold W.

[06:14:10] Hold, hold, hold.

[06:14:13] Okay, why'd you lose that I

[06:14:17] Didn't hold w and I disobeyed my master

[06:14:20] Yes, exactly, and I don't want to have to spank you again

[06:14:23] So you better not be a naughty student you understand what if I kind of like want to be spanked sometimes?

[06:14:31] Then you're fucking sick do you want to be spanked? Do you want to be gold gold? Sorry gold

[06:14:37] So walk in okay, we'll walk

[06:14:39] Bro, why did my teammate vote to FF though?

[06:14:43] We got two kills there and we have two dragons.

[06:14:46] Why did he vote to FF?

[06:14:47] Okay, we're one of league.

[06:14:49] Whenever a sentence starts with why did my teammate, the answer is always because they

[06:14:54] have cancer.

[06:14:55] So let me ask you a question, GenC.

[06:14:57] Why did your teammate go 0 and 5?

[06:14:59] Because he has cancer.

[06:15:02] Why did your top laner not vote to Grudge?

[06:15:06] Cat kill here, right?

[06:15:07] Cat kill?

[06:15:08] Cat kill?

[06:15:09] Let's hit me remember don't leave with you. I want you to iron and just eat an auto do not leave with Q

[06:15:14] You're not meeting with you

[06:15:18] Come on, okay, not bad. Not bad

[06:15:22] Okay, so now you want to know what I see on my screen I see dragging up in in 35 seconds

[06:15:27] So we're gonna clear downwards. You're gonna go grump all the way to drag

[06:15:31] I'm back and by or no

[06:15:33] No, you don't need to it. No, no, you don't need it's okay. It's okay

[06:15:40] Okay, so now you're gonna go for the gromp bring it all the way to the the Raptors maybe so now

[06:15:46] We're gonna want to drone the river snow. So I'm pinging it ping it. I want you to bring your daiist ping dragon

[06:15:53] Your daiist he's a piece of shit fucking guys

[06:15:56] He quit the game my teammate quit what I do my teammate with

[06:16:01] You walk in even harder going going for this going for this going for this going for this

[06:16:05] So here don't need with Q

[06:16:09] There you go now get that fucking drag now get that drag you can more than this push-up here

[06:16:15] There you go, so now guess what happens if they walk in guess what?

[06:16:20] What what?

[06:16:22] You you see them you literally see them so now kill this guy

[06:16:32] Okay, you gotta run

[06:16:34] Can I flash through and seal?

[06:16:39] Uh, oh my god.

[06:16:42] That was dead anyways, right?

[06:16:46] Yeah, yeah, you were, you were, but that was almost cinema.

[06:16:49] That was almost like, you see what I just went for?

[06:16:52] You see how I like, you see how I wanna be challenger?

[06:16:55] You see that shit?

[06:16:56] Yeah, but you wanna hear something crazy, Jinxy?

[06:16:58] If that was you from yesterday, you would have said,

[06:17:01] fuck my team and then you would have ran back to base and then you would have

[06:17:05] just like gotten rage rated and then afterwards spend 30 seconds respond to

[06:17:09] that rage rate or respawn died again and then afterwards got entailted so do you

[06:17:13] see how differently you're playing now yes yes I think I'm still gonna make

[06:17:17] your way though right but what kind of mentality is that what the fuck bro I

[06:17:24] have three losing lanes again yeah but Jinxie that's like getting in a

[06:17:29] relationship with someone and then and then saying well they're probably gonna

[06:17:32] break up with me anyways even if I take them on nice dates but dude that should

[06:17:36] never be your mentality the mentality should always be like you're gonna

[06:17:39] fucking want you dying this shit don't go for the lies back up I know you're

[06:17:42] gonna die cutting out all right still your dyeses waves oh yeah like that's

[06:17:50] why is rise bad there but everybody else you tell me to fight why is that

[06:17:54] bad is he just because so do you see how tanky rises when you look at him no

[06:18:00] that's the problem how do I know who's tanky okay lines they have here yes

[06:18:06] yes yes so if I see a lot of lines never one be one over your Dallas over

[06:18:10] your Darius so now you see when you hover over your rise how many lines are

[06:18:14] yeah yeah yeah so when you see a lot of lines that means they're fucking

[06:18:19] tanky so you don't want to fight them when you see low amounts of lines that

[06:18:23] You want to go crazy on them.

[06:18:26] Yep

[06:18:27] Think of it like you're a drug dealer that deals cocaine at the club

[06:18:31] You want to target the people with the lowest amount of lines to maximize profit you follow? Yes

[06:18:37] Good

[06:18:39] All right, you're gonna get the red afterwards the only objective on the map so Jinxie. What does all see stand for?

[06:18:47] Objective laning yes counter jungling

[06:18:51] and why is

[06:18:53] I know your jungle your jungle. Yeah, yeah, so now take this way from we can look on the the hell

[06:18:59] There's a chance that the enemies all there they are all there because they just got it

[06:19:03] So now back up back up. No, no, no Jinxie

[06:19:06] We see at the top of our screen enemy to mess a feed of the Rift held so we know we don't want to go there

[06:19:11] So just one by

[06:19:14] All this looks so good cash the only one all right, you know our first right you know our first yes

[06:19:19] Yes

[06:19:23] Okay, so there you creeped it because you wasted your W.

[06:19:28] What did I say about using your W?

[06:19:31] I don't remember. What did you say?

[06:19:34] Uh, what did I say about using your Q?

[06:19:37] Save it for the escape, when they escape.

[06:19:40] Yeah, did you save it there? Did you just instantly use it for no reason?

[06:19:43] I just thought I couldn't catch them anyways if they're already under turret.

[06:19:45] Just want your body. No, no, no, but the thing is there. It's like if you just start hitting the taric, right?

[06:19:52] You're not already under tower but after you could have killed it. Okay

[06:19:57] Okay, this is fun

[06:19:59] When you sit in this bush on the bottom?

[06:20:01] No, not this one. Not this one. Oh

[06:20:05] Okay, just back up

[06:20:08] Okay, go to your raptors and then Joan bought you're gonna want to join bot here because there's a fight breaking out

[06:20:12] It doesn't look that good. So we go raptors

[06:20:15] so now drone bot again maybe it's gonna look better let's see no it doesn't

[06:20:20] alright so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go to the the the top top

[06:20:25] crab and then I want you to start pinging kaisa and pinging baron why am I

[06:20:28] telling you to ping baron because we can do it look top look top look top look

[06:20:33] katerina when you see katerina on your minimap on your look top again

[06:20:37] alright look top go killer let's fight this line killer go now remember do not

[06:20:43] Instantly use your cue you're gonna run at her and then you use it to follow

[06:20:48] You can what this bush?

[06:20:51] Okay, now you have to use your cue. I

[06:20:55] Just got you down, bro. Oh my god over this wall. Oh

[06:21:02] Okay, yeah, it's fine. Oh Jesus

[06:21:05] How chasing chasing chasing just keep chasing. How did she get away? Who is this girl, bro?

[06:21:11] Oh, who is this?

[06:21:12] Skips chasing.

[06:21:14] Who is this girl?

[06:21:15] Oh god.

[06:21:16] Yeah, you just have to go.

[06:21:18] OK, run.

[06:21:18] Run around.

[06:21:20] Just try to Q to dodge an ability.

[06:21:22] No, you're good to go.

[06:21:24] Who is this, bro?

[06:21:26] OK, nice.

[06:21:26] That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.

[06:21:28] We call it, look what's respawning.

[06:21:29] I want to look at your map right now, what's respawning?

[06:21:32] Just run, drag now, run, drag now, run, drag now.

[06:21:34] Don't even reset.

[06:21:35] Just run, straight drag.

[06:21:36] For my health, for my health, for my health.

[06:21:38] I don't care about your health.

[06:21:40] What the fuck do I care about your shitty health?

[06:21:42] Start paying drag.

[06:21:45] So, here, Jinxie, why does your health not matter?

[06:21:47] Talk to me.

[06:21:48] Because I heal from hitting the dragon, right?

[06:21:51] Yep, so now just do it, just do it, just do it,

[06:21:53] just do it, just do it, auto-lens, cure it.

[06:21:55] And no, no, walk behind the drag,

[06:21:57] walk behind the drag, behind it, behind it, behind it.

[06:22:00] And here you are, second flash.

[06:22:02] Yep.

[06:22:05] You're gonna have to take this fast?

[06:22:07] Get the smite, there you go.

[06:22:08] Nice.

[06:22:09] I want you to hold tab. Hold tab. Let me show you someone fucking crazy hover over that big cloud symbol in the middle of your scoreboard

[06:22:18] Yep, read that motherfucker

[06:22:21] 50% movespeed 50% movespeed for six seconds after casting your hole. Oh my god

[06:22:27] So when I are I'm gonna be like Thanos when anyone on your team ours. It is a

[06:22:33] a global team buff bro that's dude oh my god dragons r.o.p. bro yes so that's why I kept telling you

[06:22:42] and that's why yes so when you're like fuck the dragons I was like dude what do you mean

[06:22:46] fuck the Jags that goes against like rule one yeah that was rule one you got me

[06:22:54] bro so right in this scenario what do we do like just get our so now what do you do

[06:22:58] no what do you do is you go to your buff and then you drone over what's happening with your

[06:23:02] So right now at this stage of the game your eyes should always be glued on your mini map

[06:23:07] And you should be looking for the second out following the crowd. Yes

[06:23:12] Yes, so now you can walk to the Raptors

[06:23:15] Like here. Do we really want to fight? No, we really want to fight. No, we don't

[06:23:19] So we just wait. What about a second? What about now? Now?

[06:23:23] Now it looks good. Go now go there you go and now you're gonna go you know our first you know

[06:23:29] Our category now go

[06:23:31] Go Dazash!

[06:23:33] There you go!

[06:23:34] You see that shit?

[06:23:35] Okay now I want you to run towards your blue

[06:23:37] because Ryze is there, maybe he's low.

[06:23:39] You're blue, now you're red.

[06:23:40] You're blue.

[06:23:41] Blue.

[06:23:42] Lothari, you're blue.

[06:23:43] Okay, look at Ryze, he's all low.

[06:23:45] Go to your red.

[06:23:46] Now you can go to your red.

[06:23:47] It's okay.

[06:23:48] That's a good double kill though.

[06:23:49] They're a great streak in like 30 seconds.

[06:23:51] Maybe walk up here because you're always getting engaged on it.

[06:23:55] No, this is not good.

[06:23:56] This is what I'm talking about.

[06:23:57] This is what I'm talking about.

[06:23:58] So, there are, for example, let me explain.

[06:24:00] Let me explain let me explain why that one passed it's because you should have looked to see what's happening with your arty

[06:24:04] And then the second she gets cute on you're like nope

[06:24:07] I'm out but the problem is that you take too many seconds to react because a difference of one second can make or break a game

[06:24:13] Do you understand?

[06:24:15] Yeah, but if my teammate just walks into two enemies shouldn't I just let them kind of die in that scenario like the two most

[06:24:21] bad guys along the other team

[06:24:23] She walked into a 10-1 rise

[06:24:25] No, I get it but what I'm saying is like imagine she would have landed her charm

[06:24:29] And she doesn't get hit by the emumu Q like it changes everything drastically

[06:24:35] Like you need to put yourself in a position where you can always get the maximum benefit from whatever goes on

[06:24:42] Okay, look towards me. Look towards me. Fuck in you saw the three drags bro

[06:24:48] Okay, so you sure fuck up though don't go too crazy though

[06:24:55] They're all high HP so we're just gonna wait we're gonna clear this wave when it comes in

[06:25:08] I can get my item I get my item I get my item yep get it

[06:25:12] And then after this I want you to go from your gromp. So now I want you to ping everyone on Baron

[06:25:21] So this is something that you didn't do at all when I watch your games

[06:25:25] at this point in the game you would be like let me farm gromp let me do this but at this point

[06:25:29] we need to make sure that they don't take objective so now ping on arie

[06:25:32] and on baron

[06:25:34] so she knows she's like hey

[06:25:36] alright so baron made it baron back up

[06:25:37] now you back up yep now you back up

[06:25:40] now what do i do with my team is run into the pit follow them

[06:25:44] uh... like

[06:25:45] okay like like see this is what i'm

[06:25:47] yeah but not now now it's about being patient because now

[06:25:51] i want you to look up so now you look

[06:25:53] because you're always coming in on the front look where are you as you could get

[06:25:57] the condo is walk up walk up sort when she comes in you can go and now go

[06:26:01] now you go in like it might just be over but it is what it is because like

[06:26:06] the thing is hold have them just look at your darsens though

[06:26:15] so this is one of those games wait hold on he why does he not have any

[06:26:19] items he sold everything in his inventory for what reason okay what's

[06:26:28] one of League of Legends when I ask why does my teammate what is always the

[06:26:33] answer bro but I've never even seen this shit before like I've never I've never

[06:26:38] even seen this I've never seen somebody yo he sold all of his items I can't

[06:26:44] do this I can't I don't have the mental I'm trying so hard over here what

[06:26:49] What do you mean he sold all of his items?

[06:26:51] What is that even?

[06:26:52] All my fucking god.

[06:26:54] All my fucking god.

[06:26:56] This motherfucker sold everything.

[06:26:58] Okay, listen, listen.

[06:27:00] Can I just tell you one thing?

[06:27:02] Can I tell you one thing?

[06:27:05] I want you to listen up and I want you to listen to me good.

[06:27:09] Oh my god.

[06:27:10] Jinxy.

[06:27:11] Jinxy.

[06:27:12] Jinxy!

[06:27:13] I got it back.

[06:27:14] I got it back 21 consolation LP. I got it back. We could have just one LP though man. I agree but I want you to listen to me listen let's do one more and I'll tell you I can't I really I can't bro I just played for 40 minutes to watch a Darius leave the nexus with zero items like I just got it back.

[06:27:43] items like I just I can't I can't do it I can't I can't I just want to say listen

[06:27:50] if this is the last game all good I just want to let you know though that was a

[06:27:55] good fucking showing back game the enemy team is hard for you to play into it's

[06:27:59] not an easy game and you managed to get three dragons one away from soul and

[06:28:04] the only reason you lost is because your top laner literally ran it down I

[06:28:08] just want you to think about that for a second you were one dragon off soul

[06:28:12] you almost sat there you almost fucking carried the game and yes you lost but

[06:28:17] it's because someone literally grieved and every single one of your games

[06:28:21] yesterday that you lost okay all of those games was because enemy got soul

[06:28:25] and we got fed all that kind of stuff you're just afk this game you were not

[06:28:30] afk you were on the board you were on the map you were getting kills you were

[06:28:34] getting shut downs you were fucking droning bro you remember when you

[06:28:38] got those kills bot lane you were getting it the fuck done so this game even though it's

[06:28:43] a loss I just want you to keep in mind that your performance was fucking good do you understand

[06:28:50] your performance was good and the more that you play like that the more that your win

[06:28:55] rate is going to be fucking 60.

[06:29:08] I can't. I cannot play this game. I can't. I can't do it. If I keep playing this game,

[06:29:26] it's going to end up in like, just complete mental insanity. I got three dragons. I fought

[06:29:34] so hard for our team. And on the last fight of the game, my Darius leaves the Nexus having

[06:29:42] sold all of his items. I can't do it. I can't. I can't do it, bro. I cannot play this shit.

[06:29:56] Human beings have too much power to affect your brain in this game.

[06:30:11] Human beings have too much power.

[06:30:15] It's like this guy, I've never even seen this before, he sold his items.

[06:30:22] He sold his items to walk out of the nexus.

[06:30:28] Bro, it's not even a victim mentality, guys.

[06:30:30] I played my heart out that game.

[06:30:32] I literally played my heart out and we still lost.

[06:30:37] It's not even a victim, this guy just hinted.

[06:30:46] Neftal us.

[06:30:52] Don't do it bro. Don't do it.

[06:30:59] Bro, and Dantez told me to fight a mumu.

[06:31:03] I'm iron and I knew I was gonna die. What the fuck bro?

[06:31:10] What type of fucking coaching is that? Honestly, what type of shit even is that?

[06:31:20] about this thing?

[06:31:34] I mean, guys, it's not even like it's not even a quitter.

[06:31:37] It's not even a quitter mindset.

[06:31:39] It's like, bro, I don't know if I keep playing this game.

[06:31:43] I'm going to lose my mind.

[06:31:45] I'm going to lose my mind.

[06:31:48] Do you realize how disgusting this is?

[06:31:54] This guy left the Nexus, selling all of his items on a team fight.

[06:32:03] But no, it's not even quitter.

[06:32:04] Like, I have to get off anyways, because I'm going to watch a movie with my cousin, but like, still, it's just annoying.

[06:32:14] Muda did it, Ludwig did it.

[06:32:16] Yeah, bro, I'm sure when I have 800 games played, I'm gonna be like platinum, but right now I don't

[06:32:25] It's just annoying bro, it's just annoying. I'm not quitting league

[06:32:29] I'm just getting off for the night because I'm gonna watch a movie with my cousin

[06:32:32] But it's like this is the only game on the world where human beings have this much power over your game

[06:32:39] This fucker sold his items and walked out of the Nexus like that's just

[06:32:43] You should actually like in game run in front of a train track

[06:32:49] Can't end on a loss well I can

[06:32:53] Because we didn't even get lost we got zero feet

[06:32:56] But chat love y'all boys chat tomorrow's gonna be a banger

[06:33:00] Tomorrow's stream at around 1 p.m. We got bro v bro against speed

[06:33:05] These are the nine games three neutrals three that I selected three that he selected lock in

[06:33:12] baby. We'll see y'all voice tomorrow man. It was WStream today, nonetheless.