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Guys, I used to be a part-timer. I'm not gonna lie to you. Y'all were right, bro. I
used to be a part-time ass streamer, man. Bro, 600 consecutive streams in a row,
guys. I'm not gonna lie. Bro, I think I'm at the point now where it's like, I
don't even think about it. I sort of just spawn in and I'm here. I don't even
think about it.
Say I'm thinking about it.
It's your one chat and I'm going to be honest, like probably half no 70% of my streams.
I have no idea what I'm going to do.
Like half the streams I do maybe more.
I'm literally sitting on my toilet.
I'm like, I don't even know what I'm gonna do tonight,
but we kind of just figure it out.
We kind of just figure it out.
Yo, bite, think of it at the time,
lay, think of it at your wanted,
just think of it at your wanted,
and think of it at your wanted.
Chat, now.
First order of business, I believe NBA 2K27
downloaded today, right?
Or no, I believe, guys, I believe 2K27 is here, right?
here, right? I believe, right? Early access? Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Gucci, you always have the goaded links. Rockstar Games. Whoa.
7am. Brother. This has 53 million views. Like, dude, that
is insane. Dear all, we know that many of you have been
waiting to hear from us regarding the events.
Oh wait, let me go live on YouTube.
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Yeah, so chat.
It's 100% not AI now, all the leaks.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest,
I haven't really been watching the leaks though, bro,
because I feel like what's the point of doing that?
You're just like spoiling the game for yourself.
Like I'll click on a clip and just fucking swipe
as soon as I see it as a GTA 6 leak.
Like I feel like you're just spoiling the game.
Do you know what I mean, bro?
Do you know what I mean?
Rainbow Six game.
Rainbow Six, Rainbow is back
and this time you're in command of the whole squad.
Discover Rainbow Tactics.
a new single player turn based game
set in the Siege universe.
Wait, like it's its own game
or it's an extension within Siege?
Like it's its own video game or it's...
Chow, what does that mean?
What does that mean?
That's fucking sick.
Wait, really?
It's it's own game, let's see. See he's just doing a new game.
Glass, Ash, Monty.
Why does this have the League of Legends camera?
This is it. These tangles are in for a surprise.
Take your positions team.
Bro, this reminds me of Merge Tactics in Clash.
This actually reminds me of Merge Tactics.
Oh my god.
This actually reminds me of Merge Tactics.
Reaching!
Six on station.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He just put a Breach Charge on a metal.
Doc just put down a Breach Charge on metal.
Doc just put down a Breach Charge on a metal container.
Doc!
Six on station.
Six on station. Let's show Karey's the rainbows back.
Go! Go! Go!
The people behind us, I've seen them before. And they must be planning something bigger.
Send me everything you dig up on the agency bombings. There's no time to waste.
We've contacted rainbows' former operators.
You just have to choose which ones.
Yo, this I'm gonna this is actually terrifying chat this reminds me so much of when clash
to emerge tactics. Oh my god.
On the floor! Now!
What?
We've got active hostiles all around team. Move fast and stick to cover.
I'm seeing increased activity across all channels want us to put out more fires put out more fire
I love that sledge animation bro that takes me back to like the og trailer. I love this
Dude, um, it's definitely cool and there's definitely like an audience for it.
Like I remember, um, I remember when merge tactics came out in class, like I never played
that like besides two times, but a lot of people didn't play it.
It's not my style for sure.
Like I doubt I would play it because I like the competitive online aspect of siege, whereas
this is more of just like single player chill.
You still use the abilities.
I don't think it's a bad idea.
I like that they're doing stuff.
Like I like that they're doing stuff.
Just focus on adding in a new operator to Siege every month
and a new map every like six months.
That'd be like the only thing I focused on.
Or not every month, every three months, sorry, for new op.
But yeah, I think it's cool.
I think a lot of people are gonna enjoy this.
I think a lot, I don't think this is bad.
I just think I won't play it.
But I do think a lot of people will enjoy that.
Lacey Streep, why are you guys spamming Lacey?
What is Lacey?
Oh my God, it's Timmy, got champion one.
Oh my God.
He went 12-0 on the day, holy win streak.
Look at the stat line.
Yeah, this guy is true gamer. 462 wins, 311 losses, 1.4 KD ratio, he abandoned one game,
holding mental fortitude, 774 matches played, 61%, probably 90% of his matches were sold
off.
Like, he did it right, nothing but respect, honestly, this is insane.
Ah, there it is, 131, there it is, there it is.
So I thought Timmy was going to stop at Champ 5 because I still would respect that.
This motherfucker went Champ 5, Champ 4, Champ 3, Champ 2, and then got a top 1000 rank.
Yeah, I would say obviously like the matchmaking in this game where you can verse a five-stack
as a solo, there's no brainer, it's not possible, you know.
But when the solo queue mode comes out and we're probably done with the marathon,
I'll come back.
little u-turn. Did he say solo queue mode? What the fuck is he talking about? Is he talking about a
queue system for only solo queue? I've never heard of this. Chat, what is he talking about?
Oh, he means legend division. I thought you could actually just queue solo.
I'm trying to see what, you know, what we can do, what we can do. I do enjoy it. I do enjoy
It is fun. It is pretty fun, but it is not fun when no one comes and it's not fun when the
When the games are just in balanced, so Timmy, I just want to say this bro
Legitimately like from the bottom of my heart
This has earned my respect more than anything. I've ever seen a streamer outside of siege
do per siege
brother this guy cued
774 games of solo queue because you have to count the abandoned 774 games of solo queue on PC, which is the worst experience for Siege with cheating.
He had a 1.4 KD ratio, a 60% win rate. He could have stopped at champ five and I still would have respected it and he got top 1000.
Like, I genuinely mean when I say this, bro.
I like have so much respect for Timmy as a gamer.
I think Timmy keeping in the fact that this guy somehow hit Diamond in League of Legends,
I think it's Timmy is probably the best well rounded competitive gamer of all time to ever
grace the planet.
In terms of I would put him only with Shroud, but I think the only thing that gaps Shroud
for Timmy is that Shroud's never played League.
Timmy hit Diamond in League.
I think like Timmy is the best competitive gamer of all time.
This is so fucking impressive.
Like chat, like can we just get some like respect
in here for Timmy, bro?
770 games of PC ranked solo queue,
I'd rather jump off of a cliff.
Faker exists, yeah, but guys, Faker is lead.
Like Faker does lead.
All right, I have, the whole chat is spamming Lacey.
What is this?
I'm confused. What is this clip guys? I don't understand why I've never seen you guys spam
lacy for an hour. It's it's it's cool. It's good. So how do you know how do you know something?
It's just how to game it. How do you game it? How do you game it? Yeah. So he's good. He's nice.
Oh stomping. It's all he's saying. He's saying that. stomping stomping is the best ever.
He's like hold on hold on what okay nevermind chat you guys are right. What is this?
What is a thousand?
He is a cheap
You know they call me come human aim box. Yeah, you saw him believe her every time we do slide. He's right on everything
He does yeah, they're laughing but this guy actually like this guy actually knows
How does this guy know to see owner rules Royce dealership?
What's happening right now? I can already see the edit.
Alright, I'm just gonna restart from the top, bro.
Just for the edit.
Like, bro, how does this guy know him?
It's, it's, it's cool. It's cool.
So how do you know Stompin' in there?
He has Stomp and Gaming.
Stomp and Gaming?
Stomp and Gaming.
Yeah.
That's it?
That's good. He's nice.
All Stompin's are you saying?
Stompin's the best ever.
He's the best ever dude.
A thousand person.
A thousand percent that gives you fucking ridiculous. He is a cheat code. Yeah
You know they call me come human aim box. Yeah, it's unbelievable every time you just fly. He's right on everything
He does yeah, yeah, it's hearing all of it. He's on your head
If he sees you you're dead you're dead you ain't you ain't getting you fucking killing the kid
He's unbelievable. Let me ask you a question. Yeah, this is a better chance
killing stopping in a 1v1 or score on the bra.
Scoring on the bra.
You ain't killing stopping.
How does the, okay, this is just pure added farm for a minute.
How does this guy know stopping?
I assume this guy owns a rules Royce dealership or something.
What is happening?
How does this guy know stopping?
How?
How?
Brother White, he was Diamond and Siege.
That guy played Siege.
Holy Chad.
So you're telling me this guy hit Diamond and Siege
and owns a Rolls Royce dealership.
Holy fucking Chad.
Holy Chad.
Are you kidding me, bro?
Are you actually kidding me?
He said he would shit on you.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
And see, think of it in tier one, bro, whites, white, that's the coolest.
Yo, uh, that's just going to be in an edit.
Yo, guys, can you do the, uh, YouTube twitch thing?
I think it despawned.
Are you drinking coffee or what the fuck are you slurping?
Uh, Celsius.
Well, stop it.
Just got, he owns in an exotic car rental company in Las Vegas and he's
O.G. Siege. That's so sick. That is so sick, bro. That is, chat, that's literally insane.
That guy just gave Stompin' like three different edits. The LeBron part at the end is just edit.
You're not killing the kid. I love that, bro. I love that. I love that. I love that. I've
never actually seen somebody who's like, you know, sort of older, like, even know Stompin'
like this. That's so cool. Okay, now chat. Um, what's your Macalde? Guys, the next thing
I was gonna say today's day 600 chat. Okay, today is the 600th stream in a row. Oh, I
was glazing Timmy. Yeah, last thing I'm gonna say, Timmy, um, most well rounded gamer
I've ever encountered in my entire life,
probably the most, the best competitive gamer
to ever grace the planet,
when terms of well-roundedness.
Give Timmy a game that's competitive,
give him a week on it,
he's already gonna be better than like 70%
of the average players.
For his first two, three weeks of siege,
he was just, he was already like a diamond level player.
This guy's the truth.
Respect for respect is due.
Next thing,
Jack today's day 600 guys 600 can 600 stream in a row 600 stream in a row guys that is actually insane, bro. That is actually insane.
Gotham got them made a video about you. I knew he would because that's such a peak game.
Bro, I wish we did chess for like we counted the first one as a warm-up because bro he like dude
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Where's golf from? I wish we did two games of chess because dude the first one was so scuffed
Okay, this is just Pete. This is literally just peak bro ladies and gentlemen
I knew when we were doing this I knew this would happen. This is such a peak video
Ladies and gentlemen, in today's video, I will be covering a chest today also. I um, I have to like
600 low. I hit 500 is my peak so far. Smash played between two of the most recognizable streamers in
the world. The first is I show speed. If you don't know who I show speed is, he's done international
world tours into dozens of countries has made an unbelievable amount of viral content. Just
travel levy's background is so cool bro he has so much stuff world cup and made videos from there
and his opponent is none other than jinxie the bright prodigy of the gotham chess
all right yo prodigy is loose bro prodigy is fucking loose man after the first one minute of the game
my head explodes infinity in march april in may of this year we train together he won a tournament
And since then, he's gone on to other games like League of Legends, he plays a ton of Rainbow
Six games.
Aware.
Aware.
Games that I would love to learn one day, but are a little bit difficult for me.
And they played a chess match when they did Who is the Best Gamer.
They each selected some games they want to play.
And one of the games was chess.
Also, I joined an eSports org.
That's another big announcement.
I'm with Basilisk now.
This is eSports team, Joints from Basilisk.
I would like to show you this game.
So, okay, first off,
I didn't know 100 E-Lo is like real.
What's the lowest E-Lo you could get in chess?
Let me move my camera.
Chad, what's the lowest E-Lo you could actually,
could you go to fucking zero, like genuinely?
Could you go to zero?
Could you?
Yo, what is this?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
High-fives another one
You know it's like
It's last game me one five and thirteen. Oh, yeah, I didn't see that. All right. Hey whoa. Okay. Hold up. This was positive
Yeah, I run these like yo this guy what yeah, yeah, yeah, I love watching this
And then why do you think see to get melted though?
Oh, he's wrong his last game me one five and thirteen did oh yeah, I didn't see that yeah, man
He's he's good, but I mean the thing is like you don't really consider him like a real real
You know me like what yo what?
But I will say this
He, I think out of everyone, he's the one that put our six on the map.
Oh for sure.
You gotta give him his flower.
He's great at putting all the games on the map, but he seems to be just like kind of
trashy.
Yo, yo, yo, it's weird.
Yeah, it's weird.
It's weird.
They're weird.
They're weird.
They're weird.
Back in the day, it was six.
Oh, six.
Six.
Oh my god!
Prime Jinx, you couldn't touch him.
Oh, you should have touched him.
Oh, I couldn't!
Yo, I'm not bad!
I'm not that bad anymore.
He'll tell you what gun it all right. I'll tell you go left or right
Yo, all right this guy might actually be the coolest like
Bro, this guy's like the coolest probably uncle of all time like on some real shit
Yo, okay to touch on the five and 13 thing. I know I went five and 13. I
Took like eight months off tournaments. I need to ease back into it
Listen, bro on layer. I know the map of layer
but knowing a map and knowing a map in comp is two different things because you have to know the
straps you have to know the fucking comp callouts for everything I don't know the map comp wise
that's why I went 5 and 13 and I told mingo yo bro layer never again or if I play layer now
in comp I'm gonna have a little more reps because bro it's just layer layer wasn't always in the
the comp pool there wasn't always in the comp pool there was not always in the
comp pool chat I'm not calling bro I'm not calling but this guy is funny game
kicks off with pawns away for it this was the weirdest move I've ever seen in
my life and apparently it's an opening yo bro I'm pretty sure it's opening
for everything like I think if you were to turn over and drop your butt
on the center of the chessboard,
there'd be an opening called like something,
Davis opening.
Like there's an opening,
it was called the Preston Ware opening.
I'm not a big fan of Ponto A4 here.
As a first move,
let me also turn on the sounds of the board.
Also move highlights,
for some reason are not on.
And I sneezed.
A lot of things are really wrong so far.
A4, not, okay.
When we start a beginning of a chess game,
we need to go in the middle.
Having said that, Speed doesn't play chess really.
I think he's only played a handful.
Bro, but what about Preston Ware?
Like, hold up.
I think there's an opening for everything.
Preston Ware, Elo.
What's his Elo?
GM, was he a GM?
Little League Baseball, no.
Preston Ware, GM, chess.
The chess games of Preston where he was the leading Boston player of the 19th century.
He was the president of the Boston chess club.
He is best known for his unorthodox chess openings.
What was his feed a rating Preston where feed a rating.
Oh god, these stats are fucking horrible wait, what?
How do you read this shit?
What was his feed A rating?
Bro, I think you can do an opening for anything though.
No?
It didn't really exist back then.
easier siege stats.
Yep.
So the games in his life, he once played against Manny Pacquiao, I have a video on this channel,
Speed Pacquiao, where Pacquiao pulled off something incredible.
He made Speed choose a pawn and then he checkmated him with it, which is kind of unbelievable.
Now Jinxie very principled in opening that he learned both from his cousin and from
me in content, the Carl Kahn defense.
I mean this is excellent.
upon in the center. The truth is there is no Carl Kahn against A4. You try to put two
pawns in the center if you can. If you dominate the entire center of the board, it allows you
to develop your knights and your bishops. And I would love to see speed playing a little
bit more chess. So I got to train him on good fundamentals and good principles.
Yeah, this shit is whack, bro. I've never seen this in my life.
Speed here plays pawn to D4. Now we're kind of back in a normal Queen's pawn game
where the knight has come out to c3, a4 is still a little bit of an integral,
but it's funny too, because even with a4, the eval bar is still like 50-50.
How?
Enigmatic move, a little bit mysterious, but it is...
I guess that means in chess, you could actually do any opening.
Like your opening doesn't even matter.
It's just about how you play it.
It doesn't even matter how your opening is.
But it is, and now black should probably develop the knight or the bishop.
And the reason why you want to develop the bishop is because you would like to play
e6 and finish the triangle of pawns.
But if you play e6 now, you block your light squared bishop.
Jinxie goes here and unfortunately here, tragedy strikes.
In this position, speed goes e3.
Yeah. Not great. It hangs a queen. And Jinxi takes it. And speed here, he gets very annoyed
because his live chat, his audience was telling him moves. They were just writing moves like
like A5, Knight F3, Bishop F4, B4, E3.
And he saw E3.
Now you might be thinking, isn't that not a good thing?
Shouldn't you not read your chat when you're reading?
Yes, yes.
The short answer is yes,
because your chat could give you the best moves.
Well, you know what I understood though,
is about chess specifically.
Even if you read chat,
You have people that are trolling.
You have people that are generally just idiots
and you have people that know what they're doing.
But normally the people that actually know
what they're doing in chess
aren't gonna be spamming the best moves
because that's what a fucking loser would do.
So the people that are,
like the true chads of chess
that are like 1K elo,
they're not even gonna type the move
that is gonna lack at the match.
So if you, it doesn't even matter
if you read your chat in chess
because you're getting so many different combinations,
You have to understand which one's actually bad.
So he ready three, did it and then hung his queens.
That's why chess tournaments for money on Chess.com.
You have no chat.
You can't, right?
This is clearly not that.
And it's clear here that even listening to the chat
is very dangerous because they could sabotage you.
And that is exactly what happens.
Now, let me be very clear.
This was my favorite one from yesterday.
Chatham is so clonny, bro.
Still completely winnable with white.
It just depends on who's playing it
and what the level difference is.
Any two players here in the world above 2000,
black will win...
99.
49 out of 50 times.
One game you might make a draw or lose.
And obviously the time constraint
if you're playing a one minute game,
this is still very lose-able for black,
totally lose-able.
And Jinxie goes E6, super principle.
He's gonna get his night out his bishop his other night when you're up a queen for a bishop you want to make trades
Trade pawns trade nights trade bishops speed goes f3
Nice little spiky pawn move if the night comes in it's not going to be able to access the position and here the next few
Moves that I would like to see are developing the bishop developing the night castling. That's exactly what Jinx he does
Now I know what you're thinking if you're still here if you're if you're an audience member that is a little bit older
You're wondering why I made this into content at all.
I am asking myself the same question.
I'll be very honest.
Some of you are going to complain about this video.
You will.
You're going to be like, make the slow run.
Make something else.
I want to see content where I can learn something.
I get it.
But the beginners are watching this.
Now, speed here goes here.
That's not a good move.
That loses the bishop to the pawn.
I think on this movie, Reddit's chat again too.
A better move would have been to develop the bishop safely, but if anybody's watching this
rate at 119 or lower, or a little bit higher, keep your pieces safe from the enemy. That is one
thing you really gotta do so the bishop goes out to b5. Jinxi takes it and it shows you
the difference. Like Jinxi peeked at 500 and chess, which is a shame because I guarantee,
Like if he and I work together more, he could get to a thousand and that would be a major milestone
But chess is not as fun. Do you guys think I have like I have actual potential to get to a thousand you know
Like actual potential to get to a thousand and people are laughing
All right, let's play a game right now
We already know how that ends guys if you want to watch that watch Levy's video
He basically just read his chat the whole time and they were trolling him
But he would have lost anyways, because he's 100 he loves. Now lock in.
Hi guys, turn chat off. I have my Xbox monitor on my right. I'm only going to watch the game.
Queen spot. I am not getting off chess until I lose. Period.
I'm not getting off chess until I lose a game.
It could be one game, three games, 27 games.
I'm not getting off chess until I lose.
Okay, my next move is here.
They already messed that up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's perfect.
Okay, that is the Jovava London system, I believe.
Now we go here and it's, I actually love,
okay, just develop, develop, develop.
I don't want to waste time in the early game.
Wasting time in the early game
is how I get into shitty positions.
Early game, you shouldn't really be having
to think about anything.
We can actually move the queen here,
trade our knight without having to mess up
our pawn structure, and we can castle.
That's literally a perfect start.
I'm not getting off chess until I lose one game, period.
All right, now I'm gonna castle.
Just this is literally like a perfect fucking game right now.
Now, my next move is here.
We're gonna wanna get my knight out.
I actually would rather get my knight out
because then I wanna do that.
I wanna control this space
because it's double protected.
I wanna control that space.
That's gonna be important.
That's gonna be really important.
So am I getting slouched and stay?
We are not allowed to get off chest.com
until I lose one match.
Boom, all right.
You should never move the same piece twice though, right?
Yeah, but now this place blocked anyway,
Let's just do it. I think this is a very centralized night and it has a lot of vision
If he takes because it's kind of a it's a booby trap right because look if he takes well boom now I take right
And then I'm threatening this
I'm gonna win this square no matter what there's nothing he could do to take this square for me
Okay, now this is our next big move. I think this is a great play because now chat, his pawn structure is already messed up.
Chat, what does Levy call this? When you do this, what does Levy call this? Not poison pawns. What does he call it? Something.
Because now this can't move. What is that called, chat? What is this called? What is this called?
Oh, it's in the middle.
Okay.
Um, I, okay.
Yeah.
Actually, you model is a good call months.
Because people are going to try to cheat.
Um, I forget what he calls that though.
Um, okay.
We're not allowed to get off chest to lose one game.
So now I'm going to do this.
Because.
I want to take this square.
He actually has no way of threatening this now.
This does nothing he has no pop his pond structures messed up
Okay
We can trade oh
My god, we can't trade. It's a trap chat. He set a trap. He wants me to do this to hang this
This fucker. That's actually smart as shit
Well, let's think how could we get out of this situation, but I think I'm forked. No, no, no, not this
all good all good and then we have vision, vision, vision, we're all good vision that
this is this is totally fine okay so he does this now my pawn structure is messed up I'm
sure there's a way I could have played this better but it's okay well this is
actually horrible because now he has this bro how the fuck did I I just I
I don't understand what the fuck did I do so bad this game?
I don't get it.
How am I already in this fucking position?
Like what the fuck went wrong?
I feel like everything was good.
God, this shit is so hard.
Okay, so now what I'm gonna do is calm down
because if I get angry, I'm not gonna play well.
My bishop is currently being threatened
and we have to move this back.
We have to move this back.
We're gonna bring our bishop right back here.
Okay.
If he does this, we just, it's all good.
We just take, okay?
We just take it.
I actually should have moved it fucking.
Because then I'm gonna mess up my pawn structure again.
I should have, all my fucking,
I would rather do this because I already castled. I'd rather have my real cap vision
No, but I think this is poison pond or something
Yo, I messed up my pond structure twice. I
Don't think you're supposed to move these or no, this is the poison pond
Um, all right, I just need to, we need to win our first game.
If I lose my first game, this is going to be a horrible fucking string.
We need to win our first game.
Oh my God.
Oh, I thought he sold.
I thought he sold.
I thought he sold, but Bishop has vision.
You know, I actually have a crazy shout.
I have the most disgusting play ever shot.
I wanted to like this with this.
Do you know what I'm saying?
So how do we start this?
We go here and then we go here.
No, it's not. No, it's not. He has this. That's not me, but it's close. It's close.
Um, we could win this game. We're tied in material, but I have, I have the worst pawn structure of all time and it's self-inflicted.
Okay, so he offers a trade.
How do I want to do this? How do I want to do this? Do I want to trade? Not really.
I mean, I'm a better player than you bro.
So I don't, I don't need to trade.
I mean, if you want to trade, that's cool,
but I'll just have this Bishop control.
So I'm against Slouch instead.
All right, cool, all good.
So we're running, time's running slightly low,
but we still have a lot of time.
We still have a lot of time.
We just need to concentrate on what is our vision?
How are we going to infiltrate?
I still have two ropes.
How are we gonna infiltrate right now?
So he goes there.
Okay, he goes there.
So I think what he's gonna try to do is like this.
But what I'm gonna do is I'm actually gonna set up
because I think there's gonna be a lot of smoke
happening on this.
If he goes, what is the exact sequence?
If he goes here, interesting.
So he opts to threaten my bishop.
So we're gonna do this.
We still have this bishop.
We kind of have this,
this king can't move here or here.
This king has two legal moves
if I can find a way to check him.
This king is fucking trapped.
He can't go here or here because of this.
Okay, that was actually a great play by him.
All right, so now we're going to fall back completely.
We're gonna fall back completely.
We're down on time.
We need to play a little bit quicker.
This guy's a UK player.
We need to play a little bit quicker.
This looks like it's hanging,
but it's not because of this bishop.
So let's just logically think about this.
Logically, let's think about this.
He's coming.
How do I stop this shit?
I could do the Jinxie classic and set up a battery.
Why don't I fix my pawn structure?
Yo, if you take, I take, I'm fine with this because now this is free.
That's a good move.
Bro, that's a good move.
That actually fixes this problem because now he's freed up, chat.
If you don't take, I take.
If you do take, I take back.
Bro, who's to stop me from just doing this?
Who's to stop me from literally just doing this?
Who's gonna stop me from doing this?
I could trade pawns, but I don't wanna trade pawns.
I want your rook to move.
His rook has two legal moves.
His rook has two legal moves currently.
I think I'm starting to maug him.
Then what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go...
going to fix our ponds. Oh my god, that was such a good play, I think, Jeff. I know it
doesn't look that flashy, but I think that was very fundamental to fix my pond structure.
Now we could also fix this pond structure. If I move this, take, take, this pond structure
is now fixed. He decides to follow his rook all the way back. So all good. You can
take this but then I'm gonna take this which frees my pawn structure and then I have this check
out of nowhere. I feel like Bobby Fisher because then if you if you take oh god this guy's so
fucking cringe. All right let's set up a trade real quick let's set up a trade.
Let's set up a trade we want to keep the rook in the semi-empty file
But here, listen, if you do this, oh no, I actually just hung up on because I can't take back.
Let me think. Oh, I just hung up on.
Yeah, I have to because then this hangs. Okay, we're down upon it is what it is. It is what it is.
We're down upon. This is low, low chess.
It's not over till the fat lady say remember that.
Now we're going to start to attack here. We're going to do, I feel like whenever I would watch my cousin play chess at like 2000 below, most of them just infiltrate with pawns weirdly enough. It's very boring, but that's just kind of what they do.
So now, if I do this, right?
Let's logically think about this guys.
If I do this, he could take this way or this way.
We're gonna have to set up a battery.
I don't know what else to do.
This is the closest game of chess of all time.
This last two minutes is gonna be fucking cinema.
Okay, this is looking.
He wants to do this and then this.
But it doesn't do anything because I have this.
actually just hands his Rook so I'm actually gonna let him do that I'm gonna let him do that
yo bro if you want to do this leave my fucking gas I'm gonna pre-move oh no he actually
If I go here, he goes here, and then I go here, he goes here, and I'm still down upon.
What kind of just trading, which is what I don't want to do.
That's what it looks like as the final product, he has a Rook there, he's thinking, what's
he thinking about?
What's he building in there?
What's he thinking about?
He goes here, he goes Rook, oh I have this now.
Bro, now I have this.
Now we have some wiggle room because I'm threatening this.
Ooh, he's actually fucking up.
He might lose a pawn here in a second.
He might lose a pawn here.
You can't take this pawn.
Okay, all good, we trade pawns.
I might just walk my king up here, bro.
I mean, who gonna stop me?
I go, bang, dead, dead.
Okay, that's a shitty ass check, bro.
Shitty ass check.
All good, I don't care, I don't care.
Take that, I dare you.
Whoa, this king's gonna run right up the middle. This king's going to write down this king's gonna go right down the fucking middle
Do it, I beg you to do it. I beg you to do it fucking do it
Yep, free pond free pond tie game bitch tie game bitch
I don't care about your check.
I don't care about your check vision, vision, vision, vision.
What's up?
What's up?
Keep hanging these ponds, boy.
fall for the bait fall for the bait fall for the bait because then we infiltrate here if
you take I infiltrate if you don't take I take anyways fall for the fucking bait bro
fall for the fucking bait fall for the bait is that me my god is that me is that me no
it's not gonna have that then I have that go for the pay-bitch
Or I need to get the Rooks here or something. I don't know. Yep. I have that
Oh fork fork fork you fucking. Oh, no, it's not because Rooks have vision of one another I
Don't think you can check me with this
I'm up material. We need to get up time now. I don't think you can check me with this chat that ass
I don't think you can I don't think you can
Your chat, this pawn is crushing.
If we could do it, this is crushing.
If we could somehow do it, because then I have that.
Bro, are we going to, no, no, no, don't tell me this is going to time out.
Is it going to time out?
Bro, he doesn't know what to do.
Bro, don't know, don't get ruled out by repetition.
Joe what is it six moves for repetition six moves? Oh my god he just sold the
entire fucking game he just sold the entire fucking game checkmate checkmate
checkmate stop me stop me checkmate it's not because he has
is this checkmate though bro that's gotta be checkmate that's gotta be check
checkmate. Checkmate. Rooks. Yes! Yes! Come on, woo-wop! Come on, woo-wop!
We cannot get off until we lose one game of chess. Nigeria player, Denny. We cannot get
off to lose one game of chess. I'm about to go on an absolute fucking burner. Bro chat
is just fundamentals. It's literally like Uncle Drew said. It's what Uncle Drew said
in the, yep, is that the speed opening? That's the speed opening. Or is that the
speed opening. No, that's the
speed opening.
Darren Watkins Jr. opening.
Yo, okay. Come on, Wat.
We're going to go here.
Bang. Karukan.
We are not allowed to get off
chess until we lose one match.
Period.
That was such a good checkmate.
Oh my God, that was so sexy.
The pawn trapped the, it was
just clean.
The pawn had vision.
The Rooks had vision of each other.
That was such a good fight, man.
That was such a good fight, bro.
All right, perfect Karukhan opening right now.
See, I feel like sometimes I can't even do my opening,
but today everything's going right.
Because sometimes they do weird shit,
where I don't know what to do with my opening.
But I feel like if you take a break from chess,
you end up being better when you come back.
Do you know what I mean?
Chet, do you know what I mean?
I feel like if you take a break, you get better.
All right, now we have this, this, this, this,
for my poly structures.
Okay, okay, I don't wanna take,
because I wanna do this,
I wanna do this, okay,
and then I wanna do this, and I wanna do that,
and then I wanna do this, and then I wanna do,
God, I love chess.
Chad, if you're losing chess,
Um, you can't blame your teammates, you can't blame lag, you got to outplay it.
It is the purest game in the entire world.
You can't blame your teammates, you can't blame fucking lag, you got outplayed period.
You got outplayed.
Purest game in the world.
There will never be a pure game than chess.
Now I'm going to go here. What is the long-term effect of this? If I go here, he goes here, I go here.
And then I have Pawn attacking that. That's good. Because then he goes here, right? He goes here. He has to, because if not, then I have this.
So he goes here, I go here, Knight can go, where can the Knight go?
Is this Knight trapped?
Did I just trap his Knight?
Did I just trap his Knight?
Oh my God.
His Knight can't move anywhere because look.
Guys, his Knight can't go anywhere.
So he has to just let me, I just fucking, bro, I just outplayed him.
Sure, this is another win.
Guys, I just outplayed him.
Where can his Knight go?
He's not has no moves. He realized this
So you know what I'm gonna do why should I stop here
When I could make this even more punishing well, let me just turn my brain off and actually just take it
Yeah, yeah, let me just let me not overthink this
Guys that's such a beautiful start. Come on! Such a beautiful start man. Then I have this.
Vertically chess you have to be 100% concentrated. You cannot be like, you can't have your mind
anywhere else. I think this guy actually trapped my bishop. Somehow by the grace of God he did
that. I don't know how the fuck he did that. I think it's because I didn't push this up.
Yeah, my bishop's trapped. That's so stupid. So our lead is short lived. All good. Um,
yeah, I'm a low elo player. I don't know what to say. I was literally just talking about being
concentrated and then, okay, that's fucking stupid. Yo, whenever this bullshit happens,
I have to do this because if not then this happens with the bishop being trapped
Wait did I just trap no, okay, okay. I thought I trapped another picture for a second
I was gonna say
I mean we're we're still up like two minutes of time because we did have them in the blender so
So that's good.
Bro, it's like, I could be so much better if I just think,
wait, I think that moves horrible.
This pawn's gonna prove to be the most annoying thing ever.
Okay, well, this is totally fine
because what does that do?
Yo, if he does this, I think I'm checkmated.
Oh my God, I'm checkmated.
Oh my God.
I didn't even realize.
I didn't even fucking realize.
Oh, that's so fucking cringe.
So he hands his rook, but I hang my queen if I take.
I think I'm just 100% checkmated here.
I don't see any way out of this.
Could I not just block everything?
No, I can't.
This is interesting because then what happens?
Wait a minute, that pawn might have saved my ass.
That pawn might have saved my ass.
Cool, I don't care, take.
You take, I take.
Wait, there's a better play on the board here.
There is, there is.
No, fuck it, just turn off your brain, take the bishop.
That was a good pawn.
Now he takes my bishop.
No, but I'm gonna deliver this.
Oh no, never mind, Jesus.
All right, what about this? This looks frisky, bro. Let's just get frisky guys. Let's get
fucking frisky. All right, let's develop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, we've made it out with our life. Dude, we're up a minute 20. Let's keep, let's
just keep breathing on them here with this time constraint.
I think taking is actually worse.
Couldn't I just do this?
No, because I want this pawn structure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because then if he takes my, I'm good.
I'm all good, because then I have, okay.
Yep, yep, totally fine.
Totes.
Now, I wanna logically think about this.
I just not played you.
You just lost.
You just got fucking mauled.
You're not gonna trade.
Because your best plan is to trade but you're not gonna do that because you're an idiot.
So then, because you're not gonna trade.
I'm gonna do this, and then you're checkmated.
You're not gonna trade.
I know you're not gonna trade.
You're not going to trade.
Your best play is to trade, but you're not going to do it.
Your best play, fuck.
It's fine because now this opens up anyways.
it's fine because now this opens up anyways okay okay all good all good all
good come on you're running out of time buddy hurry up Danny you're running out
of fucking time whoa whoa whoa uh yo can I just get a gg in the chat there's
no way he gets out of it what is he doing this guy's actually an idiot check
me is that not checkmate all right why is this not checkmate oh because he has this
wait but now he hangs his rook I am the fucking truth all right now all we're
going to do. All we're going to do is lock the fucking and close this game out like a
true professional. Check W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's, W's. We can't get
off till we lose a game of chess. Flat out point blank period.
All right, this is two in a row, we're going to go on the biggest winning streak of all
time.
The next place, this all good.
You can get around as much as you want.
It all ends the same.
All right.
So there's a couple of ways I could do this.
What's going to happen now, chat, is going to be the most swift thing you've ever seen.
I'm literally just going to keep checking this.
He's never going to be able to touch this queen again.
Chat, mark my words.
He's never going to touch this piece again.
Mark my word.
I did not know that was checkmate.
I'm going to be, I did not know that was checkmate.
Come on, baby.
Come on. Come on. Two in a row, man.
All right. Columbia, Columbia, Columbia.
Chess is so cool, bro. You just play some of one in a different in the world every game.
Such a cool fucking game.
Two-game winning streak. Remember chat. Lock in.
I'm not allowed to get off chess.com until I get one loss.
And I'm playing at full, at full passion level, full passion.
Okay, he does this, this. Okay. So we're going to do our same opening, Joe Baba London, Joe Baba London system.
I'm just going to do two openings for the rest of my life. And then one day I might be a thousand email.
So, Bob the London system.
Okay, so he's going to go, he's going to go, this is weird.
I don't know what to do about like, this is what I mean, bro, like when people do unorthodox
shit, I play so bad.
This is already bad for him because he's already messing up his pawn structure.
So whenever we have a trade like that, whenever my opponent offers me a trade that does this
and then look his bishops trapped too I actually don't think he could have got
off to a word start because this is trapped this is trapped he's just
literally off to a horrible fucking start I have this now I have
this I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do that like he's literally off to a
horrible fucking start two and oh
How about, can you get the chess.com record on stream today to win zero losses?
I haven't feeling I'm going to go on a 25 game winning streak.
Okay, so now what's going to happen next is we're going to set up our castle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to set up our castle.
Are we though?
Yeah, we are.
Yep.
No.
Yeah.
I want to do this just so I still have Bishop vision, but then I want to set up
this castle.
Okay.
The next thing that's going to happen in this match, the next thing that's going to happen
in this match is I'm going, I'm going to get this going, I'm going to get him involved,
need to get our knight out.
We need to get our knight involved, we need to castle, right the fuck now we need to
castle.
Boom, there's the castle, already castling, very good.
Jack, why did Angry Jinx just text me, you getting on 2K?
Bro, you play 2K, question mark?
Chad, should we get on 2K tonight?
I think the game just dropped.
I think I'm going to get on 2K later tonight probably.
Even though I swore I wouldn't.
Chad, should we get on 2K tonight?
Okay.
Then let's think about what's going to happen next.
So this, okay, I think this, this square is very important.
I can't really understand why.
Wait a minute. Push take, take, take, I hang my night.
But how about this, then that?
Chat, what do we think about?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I can't prove it, but I think this is a good play.
I can't prove it because bang bro. It's just all about pushing ponds. I swear
That's what chess is about at its fucking core ponds are so underrated because no one ever talks about them
They're not flashy. They're not cool
But I swear ponds is how you win games because you can put your opponent. They're so powerful and they're so cheap
You put your opponent in the weirdest situations
Because I'm gonna go. Okay. Cool. So he's already fucking up. He's already fucking up as we knew
I'm gonna take he's gonna take if he doesn't he loses his night he has to take so my pond structure is still fine cool then
There's a way where I could like sneak
I just wish I had coverage over this night. Do you know what I mean? I wish I had coverage
over him. Cool. I'm just going to go, I'm going to go here. I think I hung something.
No, I didn't. I haven't hung anything today actually. So my next move is probably going
to be here, this type of little infiltration.
Wait a minute, but what about,
well, what about here?
That's checkmate.
No, it's not, no, it's not, because he has that.
I'm CTE.
I just gotta keep thinking.
I gotta keep workshopping ideas here
until we find just a nasty ass play.
Okay, so boom, he makes the first major move.
I'm just gonna close my eyes and trade.
I don't wanna overthink.
I wanna stay ahead on time.
I like to stay ahead on time in this elo.
I think it comes down to time a lot.
I like to stay out on time.
I'm just gonna close my eyes and trade.
I don't think it's ever gonna be a bad call.
Here's what's gonna happen next.
He's gonna take, I'm gonna offer this.
He could take the trade,
but I wanted to actually win a pawn.
Guys, I actually won a pawn.
I did that way too fast.
I should have scanned to make sure it was safe,
but I think we're good.
I'm up time.
I have a minute.
to be scanning and triple-checking everything. There's no point of rushing moves like that.
I'm going to be honest guys, like I did not know I was going to win a pawn from this exchange.
What's going to happen next is very simple.
He's going to do this. This is totally fine. Totally fine. All good. Oh my god,
this is such a powerful play because he can take right chat and then I take whatever.
but I'm threatening this. Guys, it doesn't look like much, but now I'm threatening that. So now
his rook's awkward because his queen has no vision. His queen can't protect his rook. So he preemptively
but what are you going to do when I do this?
Now, there's a better play here, but always is.
There's a better fucking play.
I think it's just this, then that.
Bro, it's, I mean, I'm coming.
I'm barreling down the lane.
I'm like LeBron James on the fucking Miami Heat right now.
Like I'm barreling down the lane, bro.
Cool, you can take, I don't give a flying fuck,
to be honest.
I'm gonna do this.
God, I just don't wanna get like cheese checkmated.
I hate when that happens.
I wanna have vision of this.
I wanna have vision and then I wanna do that
and then everything's protected.
Cause then he can't do any like bullshit from this like this.
Okay.
This is exactly what I wanted to happen.
Cause now I can do this, right?
No.
Oh my God.
This cheeky bastard.
If I do that, he's going to do that.
And then I do that.
And then I think we're good.
I don't I don't even know.
I don't know.
I think we're good.
I don't want to overthink and waste time.
I think we're all pretell.
I think we're all good though, right?
This needed to happen 25 moves ago.
You don't have checkmate because I have that.
And then this has coverage of that.
Yo, he's gonna, he can't really, okay, that's fine.
I don't care about that move.
But the only thing is that messes up my battery now.
He might just infiltrate like this.
But bro, his defense is gonna be weak if he does that.
Yep, okay, okay, okay.
I want him to I'm going to take okay boom I'm going to take your night we're tied on material we're tied on material if you take this what happens.
I think I'm going to fuck this guy up in a minute here. His queen is way or his king is way less protected than my king would we all agree.
Whoa, whoa. I don't think that was the right call.
Now we just got to prove it.
How can I prove that that was not the right call?
Low key, I think it was.
Well, because like, God, this is where chess gets fun because I feel like I have so much shit to do.
We're going to do this.
This is fine because this can't see that, but if he does something like that, what happens
if he does this just hangs is yeah, he just hangs this wrote everything's protecting each
other like this is all beautiful, but I want to work this angle.
I want to get the rook into the empty file
because that's like chess 101.
This pawn also has a little bit of vision here.
I swear he's fucking up by doing this.
I need to take a pass, but this is gonna be...
Bro, I just think my defense is so fine right now.
I'm just going to play all out offense.
I don't even care.
Nothing's hanging like this is protected.
This is protected.
This sees this, this sees this, this sees this, this.
I think I'm just going to close my eyes and just literally just rip this right here.
And then let's tell me how you really feel because chat guess what?
If I do this and then that, he loses the game because vision, vision, vision, he's running low.
I just, I know I did a better job structurally and this is where it comes in.
Okay. He offers a Bishop trade. What does this mean? He's getting nervous, right?
So he could do, we could do this on some real shit, but I kind of want this Bishop to check
Make this fucker
We're gonna trade it because then he has this
All good. We're gonna trade it. We're gonna trade we're gonna trade we're gonna trade because then I'm gonna do this
How does this work long term though? How does this work?
because
If I do this this changes nothing
We need, we need, what about like a triple battery, I don't know, what about this shit?
I think I just went off of brute force, right? Boom.
Oh, I hung my queen, but not really. We still have coverage. This is why batteries are so
broken. Even if you have CTE, it doesn't even matter because you just have coverage.
Bro, the ball's in your court, man. What do you want to do? Because I think your king
isn't as protected as my king is. I think you're absolutely fucked.
I had to take the best piss of my life after I won this game. I have like straight up Gatorade
Celsius piss. Yep, I'm gonna trade. Dude, I'm up a whole minute. We can just trade all the
the way until your time runs out if you want. He does this play. Okay, so how does this end?
If I go here, he goes here, I go here, and then we have check.
Yeah, fuck it, we ball, fuck it, we ball, fuck it, we ball, fuck it, we ball.
I think my end game is going to be better than his.
I just know I could have played this better, but I'm still going to win off of time as long as I don't choke as long as I don't choke
We're gonna win
Yeah, you have to take I mean even if you don't trade and we can still trade like that
He's just kind of deciding what's better, bro, but I'm up almost two minutes. I'm up almost two minutes chat. I
Think this is just a clear dub
Okay, so he decides to do that. I'm gonna literally just fucking close my eyes take the rook check
He takes back. I have ooh that actually is smart of him because now I don't have this check anymore
But why don't I just...
Alright, now end game chess, you're supposed to get a good pawn structure and then move your king up with your pawns in end game chess here.
Yep, take, take, all good, all good.
We're just gonna trade, we're just gonna trade material as long as I don't hang my fucking rook. We got this, wait.
Yep. Okay. So he goes for this play. This is totally fine. Totally fine. I have vision
of that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. We're looking good. We're going
to start a pom-storm. I need to piss. God, I need to piss. This can be the longest four
minutes of my life. I need to take a piss like now, now, now. I want to break up
Right now, nah, nah, nah.
Boom, take.
I'm playing way faster than he is, which is good.
I don't need to though.
Remember, I'm up so much time
I could slow down a little bit.
He does that, we're gonna do.
Oh no, he's out of material now.
He does that, we're gonna do that now.
I feel like, is this played bad?
It's not bad, but it's also not good we need to he pre-moved. Yeah, was that accident?
Yeah, he's pre-moved. What the fuck? Bro, he pre-moved. What the fuck was that? Chad,
what was that he pre-moved on accident? I do not think he meant to do that. Bitch,
I think the best thing to do now for me is to flip is to flip my eat all of his pawns first things first eat all of his pawns and then once we eat all of his pawns we're going to flip our pawn into a cake.
is to flip my um eat all of his ponds first thing first eat all of his ponds
and then once we eat all of his ponds we're going to flip our pond into a king
yep yep once we do this we do no no no
I mean am I I'm not good yeah I'm good Rook sees Rook sees pond
I just this king is going to be annoying now.
Okay.
Yep trade ponds totally fine totally fine trade ponds.
trade ponds totally fine totally fine.
Because I still have one pond I just need to convert it to a king. Take bang bang. And then we're going to do this this.
Yep, we're just gonna slowly walk it in. We're gonna slowly walk it in. You can't
take his next move is probably that. Could we check him? No, no, no, that'd be a
that'd be a blunder. That'd be a blunder.
Oh my god. Oh thank god I found that. Oh my god I thought I sold for a second.
Hold up, hold up. I just need to keep checking him and then the time runs out. Wow. Except
draw dude go fuck yourself I just played you for 20 minutes I'm not gonna
accept the draw
Gege that's three wins in a row boys
I almost blundered three wins in a row I need to go pee holy shit
You
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
That's three dubs in a row, guys, guys, that's three dubs in a row, guys, that's three dubs
in a row.
Open your chest chat.
He had a queen review. You missed a queen capture. Really?
Did I really miss a queen capture? No fucking way.
At what point?
Wait, forcing your opponent to double pawns is excellent. Wow.
Guys, that's so good.
guys that's so good you slept your night undefended it's free to be
captured oh yeah take take we how oh wait yeah I'm stupid never mind he just
takes it with the bomb
Oh my god, I didn't even see that.
Reverent!
With the 10 gifted subs.
She owned.
Reverent, they give her the 10 gifted baby.
Oh my god.
Alright guys.
We can't get off till we lose.
Let's go.
Another one.
Another one.
We can't get off till we lose.
Another one.
Ironman player. Emote only. Ironman player.
Close my eyes. Karakhan's indefensible.
Yep.
Bro, I hate when people play like this. I literally hate when people play chess. Like, yo, what the fuck are you doing?
Bro, slow the fuck down for two damn seconds.
What the fuck was that? Three moves in eight seconds. This guy's gonna, this guy's gonna hang everything.
This guy's literally gonna hang everything.
I handbill play like this. It's such a slop way to play chess, bro. Yeah, I'm gonna keep checking you
Cool, I'm just gonna develop. Yo, is this guy ass?
Like legitimately are you ass, bro?
Holding development mug. Yo, what does he do? Okay. All right. You're gonna lose. Yep. Okay. Cool. Cool. I don't care
Bro this guy plays this game is gonna be over in 30 so he's gonna fucking this guy's gonna forfeit
I've never seen somebody play faster in my life
We're gonna go here I love getting these nights going
The problem with taking is just actually no his night does nothing I got something scared
proves to me it's a good play oh hung up on there's always something there's
always something bro hung a fucking pond of course oh it's fine this guy has no
development he's just gonna lose it doesn't even matter you know what I'm
gonna do though check you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna do the coolest
shit ever I'm gonna do the coolest shit ever I'm gonna just give this guy a
I checked from outer space because this square is defended,
but I actually have double vision on it once this palm dies.
All right, so he does this.
So what am I going to do?
What I'm going to do is I'm going to check him.
How does he block this?
It goes here, all right, hold on, this guy's actually annoying, I want to win so bad.
Your chat, peep this, I'm always cooking up something, peep this chat, peep this, peep
peep this peep this peep this peep this peep this.
They call me long range Larry peep that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't see shit.
No board vision.
No fucking board vision.
What up now?
Then I do here.
Oh, forks my queen.
Oh, nevermind.
Okay. I was about to say, you can't just get away with that.
You can't just be a dumbass and win.
You can't get away with that.
All right. All right. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
So he is basically saying, Bro, I just, I need to collapse here.
Chat, this square is so important.
Brother, brother, this square is so important.
totally fine because bang bang right but then look what happens chat look what
happens on the square I'm a better chess player than you buddy I'm a better
chest player than you buddy let me triple check but here's where he starts to
get bent over a table right here is where he starts to get bent over a
table there's the check from out of space he can't castle anymore and then
Because of that, now this is unprotected.
So chat, watch this.
Watch how I start to just literally undress him.
Watch this chat.
Because now I go here, here, right?
Double attacking.
His only option, what can he actually do?
I'm trying to think of what he could do.
He could do this, but then I just do this.
Now, I don't think there's anything he could do.
Oh, he's trying to just checkmate me.
All right, so how do we not get checked,
made a chat we just keep checking him. That's what we're going to do to make sure we don't
get checkmated we're just going to keep checking him. Yep, yep, okay, cool, Rooksy's Bishop.
Keep that in mind, this isn't hanging. Rooksy's Bishop. I actually can't get checkmated too
because I just have so much protection back here. Rooks are my favorite pieces. Guys,
is this checkmate? Bishop sees Queen Rooksy's Bishop. I think this is checkmate. Oh no,
cause then he has this of course,
some long range bullshit.
But then chat, this is hanging.
Yeah, see what I said?
I told you off the rip,
I could just tell by how he's playing,
this guy's just gonna get fucking assaulted.
This is what happens when you don't develop
and you just spam long range shit.
He would like to chat.
I didn't realize it was you, Gigi, Jynxie.
Yo, Gigi Kitten.
Jamie, Gigi's bro, Gigi's my boy, Gigi's my boy.
Jamie, you resign now, you resign now, Jamie.
Up.
How?
Guys, I forgot my cardinal rule of not like never stop checking him three and one at least
guys we went three and one.
Okay, we went three and one now next up chat we got a reactionary video here.
Now, if you guys play League of Legends,
you know this guy named the boss.
Now, apparently this guy is known for playing League of Legends
in the weirdest, most unorthodox way of all time.
And this is a video all about the boss from Sweden.
2020, when a Swedish guy named Simon decided
that the best way to win a game
was to die as fast as possible.
Because of that, a couple of things happened.
First there was this
Wait
To die as much as possible
He got banned for inting
Most bizarre strategy ever used in League
He got banned for inting
Then this, then this, then this
And then
There was this
Do you enjoy Arum?
I know you always fun to look here anyways but
Please stop talking when I'm kinda in the zone
And killing everyone
You're distracting me
And let me just be completely honest, nobody would have expected this guy to be competing
on the biggest stage in Europe.
He's literally breaking records for the most amount of deaths in the tournament and still
getting first place.
Okay, but what I don't understand is how could this be beneficial because aren't
you just giving them gold or something?
With the title, Rookie of the Split and MVP.
This made me want to ask three questions.
that I thought were pretty easy to answer, and so I realized I had fallen down a very,
very deep rabbit hole.
The first question was how?
How does dying 15 times in a single game end with you winning?
How does a man who is death books like a phone number reach Challenger in Korea within only
23 days?
How did we get from a Swedish guy streaming to 12 viewers to this tweet, this crowd,
these bad-
Challenger in Korea?
And about a million gazillion views on just about anything related to him. The second question was what?
Why did a company have to change their entire anti-feeding system because of one guy?
What if Faker a man who won the world championship and looks like he was waiting for a bus make this face?
And why does this man?
Technically have a 100% merit against the best team in the world and that brings us to the third
He beat Faker
The third question was so hard to answer that I ended up bringing through some of the most
ridiculous ones I've ever done in my life.
Because I may or may not have actually gone through every single game this man ever played.
Read just about every piece of information on this insane Swedish man.
And spent an entire week losing my fucking sanity trying to play exactly like him.
So feel free to grab a chair, some popcorn, and strap into this very long, very weird,
very messy journey where we uncover everything that happened after 2020, but the first question
being, how in the fuck does this strategy work man?
Bass was, for a long time, the kind of player that made spectators physically uncomfortable.
Not because he was bad, but because watching him felt like watching someone confidently walk
into traffic, and then somehow, the cars just started going around.
What the hell?
For the people who don't know how his strategy works, he just dies.
Yeah, that's kind of it.
And through some-
HOW DOES THAT WORK?!
Is something that I will spend the rest of this video trying to explain.
Your team wins!
I spent a genuinely embarrassing amount of time trying to pick the right game to show you this.
There are hundreds of odds.
HOW?!
the one that perfectly shows you how insane this man is was a match against team vitality in the
LEC. I didn't even know Boss was a pro, I thought he was just a YouTuber.
Professional League. Millions of viewers. In 17 minutes, he dies 7 times. Now, I want you to
really sit with that number, because I need you to understand what dying 7 times in 17 minutes
actually means in the context of pro play. That's not a rough game. That's not a tough
matchup. A professional player dying seven times in 17 minutes is the kind of stat line
that gets you removed from the roster. It's the kind of thing that gets clipped and posted
and used as evidence in an argument. It looks, and I cannot stress this enough, like a disaster.
His first death comes three minutes in the game, where he loses a 1v1.
All good all good all good. Oh good. That's gonna be a fucking dog shit
And I want you to ask yourself right now if you are playing this game live
What would you do?
Well, if your name starts with a B and runs with house
The dog your answer is to run it down and immediately die again
Why oh my god, why here's not what I was thinking
This is working exactly as intended, because 17 minutes in, Baos is ahead in gold.
The reason why this is so hard to explain to someone watching for the first time is that
every single number the game shows you is actively lying about what's happening.
The scoreboard looks wrong, the kill feed looks wrong.
If this was ranked, the chat would definitely look wrong.
But for some reason, the enemy is sending an entire army just to deal with Baos, which
sounds absolutely ridiculous on paper because Baos is supposed to be weak.
He's 2 and 7.
He's supposed to pop like a balloon the moment anyone so much as looks at him.
So the last thing you'd ever expect in a pro match is for two people to chase after
a guy who is supposed to be useless.
this play when he immediately dies again? Yeah, that was absolutely intentional. Get it?
Cause it's intentional? Bro, he's always in between their turrets. Is that like the proxy
farming thing? Like the proxy farm stuff?
Salon has this funny ability where if he dies, he turns into a zombie. This ability
is really funny because the death timer starts when you're in zombie form so if you die early
on in the game no the fuck you didn't. A death is primarily bad because of three things you lose
gold to the enemy you lose minion gold and experience and you lose control over the wave state
with scion you only lose one of these three things which is gold to the enemy meaning that he is
still able to gain CS leads even though he died because of this ability able to
put pressure on the enemy just by die you can see how boss uses his passive here
instantly teleporting forcing the Mundo to drop his entire wave just a base and
teleport back this is how he manages to stay relevant even though he dies an
absurd amount of times and the more boss dies the less gold he is worth
as a kill and what about us with this the more you die the less your worth the more you die
the less your worth oh my god that must be unbearable to play against so he just constantly
farms minions it doesn't even care about killing you information is absolutely crazy here's a quick
league of legends breakdown for the people in the back there are four major objectives in the
game. Each one gives your team a buff. The most important one, for our purposes, is the dragon.
Dragon stack. The more you collect, the stronger your team gets.
Baos, at this point in the match, is extremely overextended. He is, and I want you to picture this.
Nearly kissing the enemy tower. This guy is out here looking like a featured guest in
door to explore and like any normal person would three pro players start
chasing him poor people now four professional players all running after
one I never knew a pro team could look so stupid in my life because this is
exactly dragon they got dragon everyone is chasing him they get dragon his
teammate starts doing the dragon and since I this guy's the truth any team is
There's way too much of a case in Baos.
His team gets the dragon for free.
Now all Baos does is repeat that a couple more times
and the team-
So he's in between their turrets, just 24-7.
I think this is the coolest human being of all time.
Look at K-dreal.
He will eventually get dragon soul,
which is obtained when you slay-
Bro, and he's so cute, like, no, no, no, no.
Check, look at how cute he is, bro.
This guy is literally the cutest guy I've ever seen.
Yo, look at Bao's face, bro. Hold up, hold up.
Now, all Bao's does is re-
Chat, look at him, look at him.
Pete that a couple more times,
and the team will eventually get Dragon Soul.
Which is obtained-
Bro, he doesn't even like, he's smiling.
This guy is so cool, bro. This guy is actually so cool.
When you slay four dragons and grants your entire team an insanely broken buff,
and as soon as Lost in Tones get this buff, the game is pretty much won for them.
This is where the entire strategy comes together because at some point the enemy team has to make a decision
Send someone to stop him and his team takes a free objective
Ignore him and he will proxy farm or take your turrets kill him and he's died so many times
He's basically worth nothing. There is no good answer
It's like when you get a B under test and your dad asked you if you want the belt or the stick
But 11 years ago nobody had a name for any of this
Bro, that's just a guy in yo, but that's genius. That is genius
He's minion farming. He's not worth any gold because he doesn't have any kills
You can't get shut down gold out of him if you ignore him
He takes your turrets if you fight him this team gets the dragon
This is like the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life
And a community that was absolutely convinced this guy was trolling
Simon started streaming bro. This dude is so cool. He got banned for inting and he was playing serious
2015 when he was 15 he didn't have a webcam he said the idea of being seen was
too much just a microphone a game and around 12 people watching he's
described himself in interviews as a very shy guy who had a genuinely hard time
getting used to people watching him at all and that the only thing he ever
felt confident about was the gameplay itself which as you've seen is
This is so bad.
This is so bad.
This is so bad.
Something happened that everyone kind of expected.
He gets banned and the internet lost it.
Half the community said, finally, justice.
The other half said, wait, you don't grieve your way to challenger.
In the games where Baos went 4 and 15, he was the highest damage dealer on his team.
You cannot accidentally beat that user.
The pushback was so strong that right half the send up the lead gameplay designer
just to reverse the ban.
Only everyone had an opinion on buffs.
Streamers were making videos on that.
Reddit threads were going new here.
People who had never watched the single one of these games were writing essays about why
he was ruining the game.
And people who had watched were writing equally long essays about why he was a genius.
In 2021, the LEC, the biggest e-sports European league, invited Baus as a guest analyst.
Some people were not happy about it, including this pro player called Promiskey, who went
on Twitter and called it a slap in the face to invite a Twitch streamer with zero competitive
experience.
Now, I want to be completely fair here.
From a certain angle, that's not an unreasonable thing to think.
being good at the game doesn't automatically qualify you to sit down.
Bro, this guy is so cute, bro. I don't even know how to say it. Like, this guy is just cute.
On the professional stage and breakdown pull of a plane. With that being said, he's famous as fuck!
So who gives a shit?
That it has. And what do you think of the hair difference?
Yeah, Caps is looking interesting, but I like it.
Yeah, I think it looks great. And it's a work well for him.
So what we wanted to do is get you clean too.
Well, things were about to go terribly wrong for Promise Q, because he was going to compete later that week.
And it turns out, he wasn't just bad.
He was absolutely dog shit.
Because Promise Q finishes that game with 0 kills, 9 deaths and 4 assists.
In a 25 minute game, where his team lost by 20 kills and never secured a single dragon.
Everyone was calling him the new Kadeem of LEC.
It was so bad that he had to say in an interview that he himself was not the worst player
Like how does that help your case man? Boom
Diamond one zero LP with a 48% win rate and then you have this clip
Boss you got to break this one down. Yeah, this is the disaster. What happened here?
It's just a slap in the face really probably stew there like twice within one minute
But none of this happened to the question that his critics kept coming back to
Because there was always one more thing they could say one last escape patch sure it works in e-west
But e-west players are bad
Try that on the Korean server if you don't follow my god
Let me paint you a picture of what that actually means
There are pro players on record saying Korean gold ranked players are mechanically compared. Hi. This is like next level glaze
You're telling me players in Korea are so good that gold is diamond in NA mechanically.
Diamond in NA mechanically.
That's like skipping platinum and emerald completely.
Double to diamond players in North America.
So in April 2022.
Bro, Jack, Korea is definitely a stronger region, but no, that's not true.
That's not true.
Guys you're skipping two whole ranks and in league bro a rank jump is gigantic.
and then proceeded to get stuck at that rank for the rest of the month.
Wait, did Tyler one ever hit challenger in Korea?
Yes or no?
Chad, did Tyler one ever hit challenger in Korea?
What?
What?
Yo Chad, I'm gonna be honest.
I think Baos is the most interesting
I think human maybe in the history of league. This is the weirdest most wack shit ever
Boss that's such a big impact on the Korean server that there are videos that use the word
Terrorizing T1 Zeus played a girl because his playstyle is so unorthodox that like all these players in Korea and NA and EU are like
What the fuck what the fuck do you even do against this bro?
Killing him doesn't even matter
He's just gonna like if you don't he just takes all of your minions and your turrets
But then if you kill him you just lose objectives because the team's coordinated and that it's gonna be in the pit and spouse
Lost against him and then in the very next game
Decided to play Sion with the same exact strategy only to go one and eight and surrender and then bro
It doesn't stop here bro chat like since I got in the league
I watch bow sometimes bro this guy will play gin in jungle and he'll call it jingle and
And it like he just destroys people
This guy is so this guy's just radiating aura, bro. I think his testicles are like bowling balls
He calls it jingle. It's like a weekly segment on his channel because this is a bow story and things cannot just end normally
He gets banned again. Yeah for going to an 18 in a game that included fake
He played with faker
In the months after his run dude, you know faker makes boss calls
If you go to an 18 on fakers team, bro
You know he makes the fucking boss call like the next hour your account is beamed through Korean solo queue
Right, I think Dante's was literally telling me in Korea. They make boss calls
Like any of the pros in Korea like if they want you banned you're just out of there, bro
Like they just make pure boss calls over there
Cut zombie form tower damage on scion in half when boss found out he barely blinks
He basically called a riot a bunch of low elo kids who didn't understand what they were nerf it
You know how every every single patch I complain and I call right they did a patch literally just to nerf scion
That's so cringe. I called right bronze bronze players. Yeah, he's the same with this nurse to be honest
Like the nerve doesn't even nerf it like and then
Even almost like Riot had the stream open in another tap, proceeds to nerf the strategy
even more.
Why would they make, why would they change the change?
Like what's happening?
Do I have to stop talking?
Like did I seriously snitch on myself?
I said the nerf wouldn't be that big of a deal.
So then they doubled down on it.
Fuck off.
Now at first, I thought this was absolutely hilarious.
Because at face value it's like Riot watched the chaos he created in Korea.
He looked directly at him and said,
YEEEW! Don't deserve to play the game anymore!
But the longer you sit with it, the less stat holds up.
Because here's what happened between 2020 and 2022.
Baos popularized the strategy. Thousands of people watched can do it.
And they probably thought it was easy.
But patch 12.7. Two patches before the nerf.
Sion had a 11.1% pick rate across all ranks.
His highest in over a year.
Here's the problem.
When Baos does it, it works.
Because Baos is the challenger player
who has spent years calculating
exactly when a death is profitable.
I don't even think a challenger player could do it, bro.
Like, I think this is just his playstyle.
Like, I don't think your average challenger player
could do this, bro.
When a gold player does this, it is just ending.
What's going on, man?
This is what happens when I get all the puts up for pro.
What they were ner-
Dude, you know the other one I don't understand?
Chad, who's the guy who drops the poison,
the green poison mist,
and he just runs around, singe or something.
What's his name?
Singe?
Bro, when I get singed in my team or against my team,
they just run into turrets the whole time.
I don't even know what's happening.
I don't get it.
The thing where the 10,000 players who watched Bouse
copied the surface level behavior of dialogue,
walked into towers
and completely missed the four years
of macro knowledge underneath it.
Baos did not create a strategy.
He created a permission structure.
He made dying look so legitimate, so analytically defensible that thousands of people used him
as a cover for a behavior that had nothing to do with strategy at all.
Here is where most pepper-frenzied story ends.
It doesn't.
Because the ending silent strategy was never really about Sion, Sion was just a champion
where the philosophy was most visible.
So they nerfed Sion into the ground, so then what does he do now?
The boss transferred that philosophy.
Jax, a split push powerhouse.
Just a champion that cannot be beaten
in the Scyling past the certain point.
Gragas, a hot air balloon with a body slam back
could escape proxy positions
that would have just killed Sion.
Dude, he's so slippery, he's so slippery.
But it's too low for buffs.
Especially Gragas with a 63% win rate in Challenger.
But what people don't-
No, no, no, no, no.
Rewind that shit.
especially Gragas with a 63% win rate in Challenger.
But what people don't talk about is what it actually took to get to this point.
Because this man went on what I could only describe as a journey of scientific self-destruction.
Because before he found out what worked, he had to find out everything that-
Four minutes in, he's 0-2. Like, this is just so fucking cool, bro. Like, this is so cool.
Did it his pics were so fucking weird everyone had something to say about it AP Irelia
47% win rate
With ear 41% and then you have his most ridiculous pic yet
I've heard I need you to understand that I've run is a jungler a champion whose entire
You guys want to know a fun fact my first ever game of iron league and legends I got
Like destroyed by an Ivern I haven't played him since I've played him one time in 300 matches
Density is that he does not fight. He just kind of hops between jungle camps
But I looked at this champion and said best split pusher in a game
40% win rate and when I say this guy was not the food of the consequences
He literally did give a shit because on April 12th, 2023
Bass was playing Rammus Top lane.
He went 1-17.
Yeah, this guy is the truth.
This guy is actually the truth, bro.
Rammus Top lane, 1-17.
Then he gets banned.
It is a list.
I can't expect to do it.
He then went to his alternate account and kept playing.
A bit more time passes and then
Then he gets back again!
Like I'm only playing bad if you were to lose.
That might be a game saver.
See, that's true, and that's the annoying part.
It doesn't matter what you do if you win.
No one cares.
Literally no one cares.
If he's 2 and 20 with 300 CS and they win, nobody cares.
But it's when they lose, he gotta donate from Faker?
Is that real?
I can't save her right there after these events everyone had began to accept
yo I actually love this guy I literally love this guy this is the coolest shit
ever this was about Cecilia because there was absolutely no chance this would
work in pro play because if it did it's gonna work even better in pro play
bro but completely redefined the way we see League of Legends forever on Jude
In 2021, Esmeralda and Sejo went live on Twitch and said something out loud that sounded insane.
He wanted to start a professional League of Legends team.
And he wanted Basz to play top lane.
Now Sejo is not a random person.
He is one of the biggest League of Legends personalities and what he was describing was something that
had never really been tried before.
An actual professional streamer team.
Registered, coached, competing in real leagues.
Dude, this is what I wanna do on Rainbow Six Siege, bro.
Oh my gosh.
But built around the philosophy
that was the opposite of how professional League of Legends
had always worked.
They were going to stream their scrims,
they were going to be entertaining,
and they were going to win.
Introducing the members.
Rekhals, the gangster support.
High five?
No, no high five?
Okay.
Not a sense.
Hordney Midlaner.
Well, it's firm donation.
I'd like you to get in me,
Oh, whichever you want.
Oh my god.
Prefer to be a stick it to me.
Valya, all right.
Yo, what game is this guy playing, dude?
Chat, what game even is it?
What is this, bro?
Is that let me guess TF2 or something?
Voila.
Chat, what game is this?
League of Legends?
What?
What?
VALIA, a young challenger jungler who gets fucking bullied like all junglers do.
I- I- I- I- I'll just get first one.
Yeah, I'm done with this jungle shit, bro.
I'm just gonna be a narcissistic top laner and just-
Y- you know, cause you don't- you don't know what it is, bro.
And I don't care. I- I actually don't care.
I understand accountability. Fuck all that.
You just play top lane, and then if you lose your lane, just blame ganks.
Literally. All my top laners, they're 45 years old, they just pound beers.
They go 0 and 5 and then they just ask for ganks. They oh, I went 0 and 5. I didn't get any ganks
Even though I'll like spectate them and they miss the last hit on every minion for an hour
But yeah, that's all you gotta do just lane and then when you lose your lane
Just blame your jungler period and they just keep queuing
Well, yeah, why are you even asking things when you have no fucking clue about the game? That's like the first thing, right?
You're saying things you have no clue about the game. I'm sorry
Bounce wait how the truth is our galaxy the truth
Is it bigger than?
Then the sun and then you crown you this late state is fucking people and I push
So cage real actually made a team of five streamers that is peak
Together they are lost with homes the baddest motherfuckers this world has ever had to deal with
Their first real test came in December 2024.
Red Bull organized a show match at the Acquaintment of Vax.
They played Faker, bro.
Balls Patones versus T1, the 2024 World Champions.
Now I want to be completely transparent about what I thought was going to happen.
I expected this to look like LeBron James dunking like eighth graders for 40.
I wish I was interested in League when this happened.
I would have had a boner in my pants the entire time.
The Balls versus Faker in an MSI show match.
straight. Until I found out every single player on T1 was off-rope.
Baus walks onto the stadium bringing a massive baguette. I don't know what this
bread is, don't play me please. And Nemesis, uh, looks like he's attending a funeral.
Three minutes into the game and Seiju is already stressing the fuck out.
Oh my god, Bausie. Bausie, what are we doing? How are we dead already?
The game goes on and bouss-
Bro, he doesn't even like it, bro. This guy is just unfazed.
Look at his facial expression of dying.
Boussini, what are we doing?
This guy does not give a actual fuck.
We're going, how are we dead already?
The game goes on and Bouss is just doing Bous things,
dying three times in 10 minutes,
and still manages to one-shot the support as a tank.
Move! There's the boss! There he is! Oh, there's the double!
And then, he solo kills Faker.
Misses the Q, procs the face rush, drops Yield here in a sec, and then comes out with a Q-tick.
SONO KILL FAKER!
BOWS JUST SONO KILL FAKER!
BOWS JUST SONO KILL FAKER!
THERE IT IS!
If you thought this debut couldn't get any better, BOWS turns into Thomas the Tank Engine,
using his ult on both Nexus turrets and two-shotting them.
The BOWS-
Boke, what did he just do?
He did what?
like I don't god this guy's so cool
tank engine using his ult on both nexus turrets and two-shotting them the bow special
lost batons had just won against the best team in the world technically technically but it was
only the first sign of things to come then 2025 happened and it was one of the most dominant
single years any team has had in the history of european regional league of legends bro so
so they were actually good.
It wasn't even like a troll.
Three NLC titles, winter, spring, summer,
two EMEA Masters championships.
The first team in NLC history
to win all three splits in the same year,
53 wins out of 67 games.
A 14 game win streak from their very first match,
fast was named Rookie of Split.
And just when everything was about to adjust to the idea
that this team was THE team, Red Bull brings them back for a rematch against T1.
T1 once again looked at their shenanigans of picking stuff that makes absolutely no sense
because it's another show match.
Now winning it once could have been luck, could have been Bowser's baguette having mystical
powers.
Winning it twice would mean something different.
But this time, Lost Matones is getting shit on.
is running Vayne jungle and still somehow 3-0, owner is running Lulu mid lane and somehow
win and Baos, it's just Baos. Now fast forward to 20 minutes and Baos is 2.3k ahead in gold.
How the fuck did that happen? And then Baos one shots faker. So walks away faker. Do you
You know how insane it is for Faker to show any sort of emotion?
Oh my god, that's what that's from.
Oh my god.
At all?
This is how Faker reacted in 2025 when he won Worlds.
He doesn't even look happy.
The critics shifted.
It was no longer, this will never work.
It became, okay, but they're just beating bad teams.
The new escape hatch.
Try that in the LEC.
And so, in October 2025, Riot Games announced that Lost for Toads had earned one of two guest
slots for LAC Versus.
But before I tell you what happened, I need to tell you what was actually on the line.
The winner of LAC Versus would represent all of Europe at first stand 2026, where there
is a million dollars on the line.
Also, I want to mention this because it's important context.
Before the tournament started, Baus gave an interview where he said, European pro
players are, and I'm quoting directly, the most lazy people in the world with a disgusting
work ethic.
And then Lost Matones lost their first four games.
I genuinely don't know what watching this felt like in real time.
This wasn't like watching a team struggle.
This was like watching something collapse.
Every person who had spent the last year saying streamer team was suddenly very loud and very
correct and very ecstatic about it.
Part of the reason why I think Seiju was reacting this way was because he probably knew this
was going to be the last tournament LR would ever compete in.
There was no next split, no second chance, no will be back.
When LEC vs. ended, the team was going to be done forever.
If they lose today, it becomes 0 and 5.
They will have lost nearly half of the matches they're supposed to play.
It is still technically not an elimination, but anyone watching knows what 0 and 5 means.
It means the story is over.
It means the experiment failed.
It means every person who spent the last year saying streamer team gets to be right.
Their opponent is Team Heretics.
Before the game starts, Heretics used one of their 5 bans in Scion.
Not because Scion is broken in the meta, but because of that specifically, they have
watched the tape and decided that the single most important thing they can do is make sure
he cannot play as champion.
God, this guy's the truest.
Which depending on how you look at it, is either a sign of respect or a sign that the
LEC already knows exactly what Lost Ritone's ceiling is.
Bass picks Kled.
The game starts way like the Kled.
Chat, that's the one Tyler won Turret though with, right?
Or was it?
No.
was um oh it started with a k right what was the name of it chat what was the one corky corky corky
not clap sorry sorry guys i don't know any of these champs because nobody plays them in my rank
like i don't know any of these and almost nothing happens it is genuinely one of the most
boring early games you will ever watch and then at seven minutes and 26 seconds
I have to understand what this moment feels like from the outside.
This is game 5.
They have been here before.
early death, the uphill flight, the gradual unraveling, the people watching at home who have been
defending Los Rotones for two weeks are starting to go very quiet. And what happens next is important,
and it requires you to pay attention. Los Rotones take the first dragon 30 seconds later,
the second at 13 minutes, then a third at 19. And not once the three dragons in 19 minutes.
Holy crap. I didn't know that was possible.
because heretics take a single one.
Now, here is what that means.
Heretics have first blood.
Heretics have first tower.
Heretics have all three board cards.
If you looked at the scoreboard,
you would say that it's pretty even,
but the heretics are winning.
But the dragon column does not lie.
Three dragons to zero means
one thing in a scaling composition.
If this game goes long enough,
loss returns wins.
The entire heretics game plan has to be
end this before the scales. And then, at 22 minutes, Heretics makes what is genuinely
the correct decision. They go for Baron. And I need you to understand that this is the
right call. Heretics have been running the game, and at this exact moment, Baos is dead
and Lost for Tones is fighting a losing Baron. If Heretics takes this Baron, this game
is potentially over. Baron Buff in the hands of a team that is already ahead is rarely a
comeback situation. Heretics close out the game in the next 5 minutes, Lost Returns go
0-5, and every person who spent the last 2 weeks seeing Streamer Team gets to be right
forever. This is the moment. This is how the Lost Return story ends.
What's going to happen?
What's going to happen?
What's going to happen?
What's going to happen?
What's going to happen?
What's going to happen?
I think they're going to...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Can we just give it?
Or just give it or anything.
I just think that like right now
their level isn't...
What's going to happen?
I said, bond!
On your call.
Smite!
Smite!
Some were at the broadcast desk, a camera finds Sadril, he is not jumping, he is not
screaming. He is just sitting there overwhelmed with the expression of someone who has been
carrying something very heavy for a long time and has just for one moment been allowed to put it down.
I tried to breastfeed my screen after this.
Now I can't tell you what happened between this game and everything else after this,
But it was like they figured out something massive because the events that happened after this felt like actual witchcraft
G2 e-sports
Then they play shifters and go down 9,000 gold collectively and bouse two to three thousand gold behind a lane
Starts picking their entire team apart one by one and literally splitting the enemy team like Moses
Then they lose to Navi, but let's just act like that never happened going into the final day
Lost for tones had a 90.6% chance of making playoffs which brings us back to the game
I was telling you about at the start. We are back at 15 minutes. Oh
Has a 3k gold I want you to
you
you
you
you
you
What's supposed to happen?
No.
Run, run, run, run, run, run.
Run, run, run, run, run, run.
Run, run, run, run, run, run.
Please get out.
Keep going with spots and with the other girls.
Ground, ground, ground, ground.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
We're so close.
Oh, we had that.
And just like how they experienced an anime moment,
they experienced a real-life moment right after.
Come on, we're up.
There's no other result against them.
Vanatic lost to G2, other teams won, the math collapsed, and lost retones finished 9th,
missing the playoffs by a single game.
What?
We're gonna do it, you know what I mean?
Yeah, not much to say.
I miss the world, just...
Something just don't work out anymore.
Thank you all for being with the LR Run.
Shout out to everyone who believed.
I want to do that in Siege bro, like just get a pro league team with a bunch of my friends on it and see what happens
Like I just think that'd be so cool, bro
Like stop in mingo and case in but that'll just be sick
Was kind of crazy
We were very close, but we didn't make it
So I'll go away for two days
I'll probably know what to say in a few days, but yeah, thank you all for coming out, that's
the LOSRTONE.
On February 12th, 2026, Seiju announced LOSRTONE's word of spanning, his exact words, it started
with that group, it ends with that group.
Well they missed LOS by one.
It's just my fault, I just fucked up.
I was sick and I lost focus for like 5-10 seconds and I got panphenol that I didn't realize they're all there.
Don't worry, Pantheon old is the most disgusting subhuman sum off of all time.
Pantheon's old is absolutely repulsive.
The game, it's literally just completely on me.
Every day has been so fun.
The rage baits, the jokes we've had.
I couldn't see myself play with anyone else.
We got super close to each other. I've never felt this way in a team.
It sounds almost cliched. Maybe it was because we knew it was temporary
and there was no inherent expectations.
That made it more magical, but it was amazing really.
Well, the set of the sport is I had a really fucking massive banger
Tweet Friday, after we won the first Tweet holiday, but we didn't win.
So now I can't wait to cook it.
In comparison to other situations I've had leading teams or teams no longer being a part
of my life.
I've not had this empty feeling, not every time anyway.
Some rosters for sure, some teams for sure, but I think in the last couple of years
it's been a while since I had this feeling.
After the team was gone, LEC Spring viewership dropped 42%.
Nearly half the audience that had shown up to watch Lost Returns just left.
A non-franchised regional team built on a stream idea.
been the biggest audience driver in the European League of Legends. The LAC missed them more
than they had ever admitted to needing them.
So that brings us to the third question. Why did this guy gain so much notoriety so fast?
And I think it comes down to one thing. He breaks the rules in a way that nobody ever
thought you were allowed to. This is the thing about League of Legends, and honestly
here's the thing about most things in life. There is a way you're supposed to
play and when someone comes along and just doesn't accept that everyone kind of loses it because it's
not just that he's winning games he shouldn't be winning it's that he's doing it by breaking a rule
that most of us didn't realize was optional and i think that's what gets people because most of us
when the scoreboard says we're losing we believe it we start making decisions based on what the
school board says instead of bro i just realized like bro this is guys when i go one in ten it's
because i'm like boss bro bro this is my boy like guys when i go one in ten it's because i'm like
boss why are everybody laughing no guys think about it think about it bro what's actually
happening in the game. Baus just doesn't do that. That's something that I genuinely don't
think most people- This is such a good video but I was like-
Because it's not just confidence. It's the ability to look at a situation that is screaming
at you that you're losing, understand exactly what it's saying, and keep going anyway.
And most of us never get there. Wow!
Baus wins games, he has no business winning, because he understands that the game is
so much more than a death counter. And I guess what I keep coming back to is that
He figured that out in a video game and then he played it out on stream in front of thousands of people
over and over until the proof was undeniable
Bro this dude went from like chat he went from like
Getting banned for inting to beating pros
A chat that's insane
that is insane bro like that is so cool
jimsy play toplane chat I'm about to do clips really quick and then we'll pick
what game we're gonna be on tonight I'm gonna be streaming like all night y'all
that's so cool man what a good ass video bro what a good ass video guys
chat I'm gonna go pee I'm gonna go pee
you
you
All right chat send in some
chat you know what I'm going to do bro I might just first time top line today like I might
just first time like fucking Garantop or like no I want to use somebody efficient chat I swear
bro I got filled I got filled master Yi mid one time and bro you just you just last hit the minion
big bro literally all laning is is you just last hit the minion then blame your jungler if you
lose like that's like dude you're gonna get gank you're gonna get ganked no bro all laning is
I'm not even kidding. You just last hit the fucking minion and then if you lose you blame your jungler
like bro
Also, if I use top lane, okay
Mid lane is like this too, bro. If I top lane and league
I don't have to worry about being a jungler and getting blamed by everybody if I play adc
I have to rely on a support if I play support after a lot of adc
top lane and mid lane are the two roles where you're literally just completely like
isolated like you can just play because because then because then I'm just going
to what's a goal then I'm just going to know guys I'm not even saying like I'm
gonna quit jungling I just want to try top lane I'm just gonna try top lane
Dante has a nose top lane.
I don't want to play sing though like like iron here we come.
No, no, no, I don't want to play worst take ever, bro.
Top lane is the hardest role.
Yo, fucking news flash, bro.
Everybody says their roles the hardest fucking news flash.
Every role says their role's the hardest.
Sending clips, chat. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Sending clips, let's go. Type in chat!
Jack, first clip of the day, coming in from Fruzik.
First clip of the day, let's get a good session in.
Okay, this guy's locked in. Purple Black-Eyes SMG-12,
Champion Charm 3v5 scenario to be to be four to be four
meet the ocarain meet the ocar he kills Doug which is huge you can't
I can't spam call anymore.
Got it!
They're right.
Why are you face checking that?
Got anybody drone?
Or I don't know, scope in?
This is like a call of duty lobby.
What is this?
Why is somebody scoping in?
What am I watching?
I'm for laughing.
No one scoff.
Nobody scoped in!
This is the state of console champion in 2026.
No one scoped in, not a single time.
Oh my God, three out of 10 clip, bro.
You're playing Call of Duty Zombies.
What was that?
Actually, what was that?
3v5.
Alice, who are you feeling like?
Ella Scorpion angled grip. So one of the highest recoil guns in the game you said
F it I'm gonna throw an angled grip on her. Yo I don't know if you like think
you're stomping or something. Angled grip on the scorpion. I want you to
realize how stupid this is. This is gonna be so much recoil. Also angle grip
This doesn't even make sense because Ella already has a fasty yet.
Good trick in this one.
Champion charm. Oh, he is a champion player.
Both mirrors pop.
Getting aggressive here because he kind of has to.
Do whatever you want, kid. Wait, that- okay. What is this FOV? Why does he have no recoil?
Is this Cronus or what?
That's a Cronus. I'm sorry. Like, l l l l... THAT IS A CRONUS!
His gun is not moving, bro. His gun is not moving.
Watch that back and tell me if that's Cronus or not.
His gun's not moving.
Platinum. Okay, so this is a Xbox Platinum lobby in rank 3.0. Let's give it a gander.
Xbox Platinum. 4-4 overtime match point. You guys have Graham Monty. It's actually pretty good team comp. Attacking Bunker.
The other team has Ruck, which like, why would you ever play Ruck on match point?
Good aim equals Cronus. F7, it's not good aim equals Cronus.
It's no recoil on LL Scorpion angled grip after like a 12 bullet spread equals Cronus.
Back ass Cronus. I'm like 85% sure. Mingo charm.
Don't hate on my boy Rook. Bro, it's not that I'm hating on your boy Rook.
It is a W support operator, but like he doesn't bring any utility value on like
Some sites it doesn't matter but on this site you need to be able to set up utility and he brings no utility
Flashbang on snake I feel like normally it's names on snake
Are you gonna flash to your rune or just sit here?
Why I mean I guess him used to get your honest fine because he is Monty anyways
Do you know how to lean?
Why did you not- okay, thank you.
How does Monty get first bet?
Are you gonna flash me or just sit there?
Who said I was gonna flash you?
Walk down back steps here.
Go to 9.
Uses a snake if anybody sees nobody's pillow.
That's smart.
For a platinum, not bad, kid.
For a- shoots to mask the noise when getting on a drone.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
Here's somebody close to freezer, I think.
1v2 scenario, overtime match point.
This is where legends are made.
You don't have diffuser but the enemies probably don't know that.
Friendly last operator standing.
Friendly last operator standing.
Snake availability, see, Jager's not close.
Whoa, whoa!
This operator is so broken.
I swear bro, it's like every operator they add in just makes droning more and more useless demo snake like
Look at this, bro
Broken ass off
Broken ass operator chat. It's not cope. It's not cope. It's broken bro. It's actually broken
Jixi, can you pause the stream? I gotta go to the bathroom. Kaisiya!
No! You can actually pause the stream!
We're not gonna stop the stream so you can go pissed!
Go shield.
Snake, this guy's IGL-ing through voice chat.
Bro, just talk.
Oh my god, he sent in a- he sent in a novel.
Calypso Casino, Emerald Charm.
Your recoil control's pretty good for an Emerald.
Okay, your teammate left to go get a Pop-Tarch, and you guys don't have a Heart Breacher.
This is probably why you're an Emerald.
only when you have two shields. Why would you drone with two shields?
Good, good response to sound cue, nice! Very nice!
3v4 scenario.
Bro, this guy knows about the double claymore tech.
the double claymore tech is insane. This is actually my favorite thing I learned years ago, bro.
So check. This is the best strategy in Siege. Let me explain why this works so well.
So he actually moves away so you can't see it. But when you line up to claymores like this,
the lasers of the one in the back get blocked by the one in the front, right?
So imagine you're a vigil or a cavera and you walk up the staircase you shoot the claymore and then immediately split right
So what happens is they shoot the claymore and then the other one gets activated and they blow up every time
It is literally the best rat in the game that like no one in low rank smells
Good flick. Good flick for that 10-bill is terrible.
Good aim!
Yo, you're not an Emerald player.
Like, even though that's what your account says, this is like not your main.
This guy's doing way- Like, this guy's not Emerald.
This guy's doing way too much shit right now.
He did the double-claim war tech. He hears everything. He's three-firing up sound.
His recoil's perfect. His aim's good.
This guy is not an emerald player.
Good equals not emerald, precisely, yes.
But do you see what I- like, do you see how good this guy's hearing is?
Jesus!
No one in emeralds doing this! Listen to this guy's hearing.
Look at this guy's hearing.
That's not an emerald player.
That is not an emerald player. That's the best console emerald I've ever seen in my entire life.
5 and 13 steam talking about tits and tricks. I went 5 and 13 against T1 bros.
This is going to be an absolutely brutal clip. This guy has a default scope, default attachment skin, default camo.
This is go- please drone.
You are thermite with the diffuser!
You have the most important life on your team!
We're twenty seconds into the round with a drone in your pocket!
Why are you not droning?!
Oh my god, oh my god.
This is this guy's first day on Earth.
This is for-
Frags.
Frags.
This is a Bronze Lobby.
This is 100% a Bronze Lobby.
So pulls.
Let me get this straight.
You have a proxy.
I'm going to get an arm on the staircase.
You hear.
On the staircase.
And then you look up at the sky.
He's going to flash himself.
Chad.
He's gonna flash himself.
His sensitivity looks like he's steering a pirate ship.
Proximity long?
He's trying to thermite a skull post.
He's got four eliminated.
Terrible 69.
I want to be clear when I say this.
That was actually the worst thing I've ever seen.
Okay, this is, you can see it's edited
because I have a wall that's working.
Yo, that is the worst shit I've ever seen
in my entire life, bro.
That was horrible.
You unloaded a mag in a closet.
He wasn't even looking at you.
You walked through a proximity alarm.
Pulse was looking at the sky.
You didn't know where your,
you didn't even know where the proximity alarm was
for like a minute.
console valorant bro what
Are you trying to like aura farm? Why is this guy trying to flick?
You lost my time.
clip of the evening. Best clip of the evening. I feel like I've seen this guy. Who is that?
Best clip of the evening, bro. Like, oh my god, man. This guy just typed 5 and 13, 5
and 13. Yeah, god forbid I go double negative. Oh yeah, it's Bert from Cobra Kai. 2v4 scenario.
Monty P-10, Ronin.
Yo, Jinxie. Watching on my fringe. Quality is made about.
Watermelon Lev, are you being seared? How do you watch on your fringe?
1v4 scenario.
walks into a frost map dropped what is use doing
guys put flash warnings on clips
good name
wait for the plant if you peek i'm gonna block you
if you peek i'm gonna block you
You know what? I'll accept it. I'll allow this gameplay. Because at least you were forced
to do a gunfight. At least you were forced to do a gunfight. I'll allow this. I'll allow
this gameplay. I still don't know what the fuck I'm watching, but bro, I'll fucking
allow it.
I think Miami's projected to have the worst record of the NFL this season.
Who's going to have the worst record in the league, you think?
Probably the, no, not the carbs, no.
Because bro, Miami's just in debt.
Like they just spent so much money on Tua and Tyreek.
They're in a rebuild for like five years.
Got it.
Oh God, rubber ducky charm.
Prayers in the chat.
Yo, everybody strap in your seatbelt.
It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Chat.
So they all walked right into your scope.
I don't.
They all slow walked right into your scope.
Chat, what is this?
What are you like why would three people walk into your scope Jinx you when is the next jerk maids dream
There's never been one there never will be one. What do you mean the next there will never be one of those bro?
Okay for b2 scenario he's shaking his head on the road with Valkyrie
black ice with the white attachment skin of the jimsy charm he's dripping like a
fountain remaining 4v1 bro didn't shoot the radio it's got to be sober minus
repelling you hear a propelling nomad hear the nomad jump into it this
isn't a good clip you're just actively intake you jumped into a nomad hopped
out and tried to nose-coat. L would be ashamed of you. You didn't think any of this shit.
This is not impressive at all! Like, bro, I want to see like a clip that's gonna knock
my socks off. Brother, you ate a Nomad then hopped out while detected going for a nose-coat.
MLB's the show!
That ball is smoked.
Flying out of here, it's gone!
Fighter! Perfect timing and pure power.
I know.
And how about that? Your third home run of the game.
Brother, what? I didn't even see Jay Jadavis.
I didn't even see the pitch.
You like, didn't even edit it properly.
You are massive.
W-Clip, 489 feet.
That's a bomb.
Clip of the day.
That's the best clip of the day chat. That's the best clip of the day, actually.
No, no, no, come on Xbox, come on Xbox. Come on Xbox, you were doing good, you were doing
good Xbox. It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky. Next clip of the day.
I think my headset finally broke.
It sounds like Static 2 out.
Okay, Juju, your teammate got knocked so you threw a ying at his head?
Who's your- what?
What the fuck?
Am I watching?
That one's a little bit better.
How is no one watching the door of the objective?
Oh, that's why. Because they were banging each other in the shower stall.
hold this hold this hold this hold this okay you need to have your ying privileges revoked
Take one second and look where it's gonna go, bro. You blinded two teammates with this
Juju zero out of ten, bro zero out of ten. Alright chat W Cliffs y'all now
Here's the question
What game should we play what game should we play chat? I'll be our bee. I'm gonna swap my monitors
What game should we play boys? What game should we play? It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky.
It's when you walk around, it's my home time, it's tricky. It's tricky, tricky.
tricky.
I'm going to say, bro, these Belvedere biscuits are the best thing ever, bro, they actually
taste so good.
I don't do they actually taste so good.
Chad, what game?
Oh, new 2K.
I forgot.
2K is out.
Thank you.
you
you
What is up, kittens?
What is up, buttercups?
Chat, what is up, kittens?
Ow!
Fuck!
I just hit my knee on that.
Ow!
Dude, I'm ch- oh, I got a missed call from Ron.
Oh, Ron just called me.
Staber Roberto.
Hey, Jason Smith.
Ron's on top, man. How's it going?
A couple of things.
Why don't we say congratulations on
600 days in a row.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro, for real.
Second, are you going to find out
tomorrow if you're going to be in New Jersey
earlier or no?
You're going to be in New Jersey earlier or no?
You never told me.
No, my bad kitten.
I'm going to fly in the nighttime.
Nine.
So, Ron, are you still doing the Cherry Hill special?
Yeah, but I'm a little scared.
What are you scared of?
My mom told me that they're waiting.
The Cherry Hill demons?
Yeah, they're apparently waiting.
So I don't know if I'm going to make the marathon, it's really good to the pen tomorrow.
Bro, but I thought Jerry Hill was like, um, there's like a mega mall and there's like an ice cream shop to let me check this out real quick.
Yeah, but you got a very, for the income for every household only 160 grand a year.
It's not safe over there. One time I had my security guard at the gate of the neighborhood
He wasn't there that night. He went to use the bathroom and
My driver came in without using the gatecode through my double fence double code lock gated neighborhood
Understand what that's like. I couldn't sleep that night
Bro, Ron this place looks fucking awesome, bro. Well, you're gonna do a whole IRL here
Like no this looks in credit like bro this looks great
This looks awesome what?
Bro, it's not it's like so well constructed to all the houses are perfectly bro. You guys have like cherry blossom trees
It's like fucking Tokyo, Japan. What is the hell?
Oh my god, bro
What Proceda secures $140 million loan for active, like, bro, what?
Is that Vam?
All right, chat.
We got three options today.
R6, League of Legends, or NBA 2K.
I think New 2K came out today.
Bobby, did you get a bottle?
I'm down to play all three.
Hey, GenC, hate from Indiana.
M-R-6 mogging.
Yo, chat, is anybody on 2K today?
Like, is anybody playing?
Is anybody on 2k today? Like, is anybody playing?
Jack, it's quite on today. He is. Um, yeah.
What I'm going to do guys is I think I'm going to play our six.
And then I think later in the nighttime, I'm going to get on 2k.
I think that's what I'm going to do.
I think I'm going to play R6 and then later in the night I'm going to get on 2k.
Because I want to check out the new 2k.
But I do want to play CG.
It's a very CG day.
That's what I'm going to do.
We really hit 600 streams in a row guys.
is insane. Yo, these Belvedere biscuits are my favorite, like,
it's my favorite thing in the world. I want to call those
and see if he wants to play park or something later. I'm going
call those. Come on, Lua. Bro, does Los just hibernate at 4pm? Why is this guy never, like
he's never picked up at 4? Bro, what the fuck? What kind of coffee do you drink? Link, I
Capuchino, Machiato, Latte, Flat White, Mocha, anything, bro.
Anything. I like them all.
Chai didn't leak his number. No, I didn't.
Mm-mm.
Chai, I'm probably going to do Terraria, but not today.
but not today, but I'm probably gonna do Terraria.
I see people are saying Terraria.
I'm probably gonna do Terraria, but not today,
but I will do it.
Chat tomorrow, I'm gonna do fan mail.
I'm gonna do early stream tomorrow.
I'm gonna do fan mail,
and then I'm gonna leave for New Jersey.
Guys, I'm so fucking excited
for this chain together stream.
Guys, I think this is gonna be a legendary day.
Like I said, I think this is going to be a very legendary day.
Jinx, congrats on 600 days in a row.
Much love.
Thank you, Waffle.
Waffle, thank you.
Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, thank you, bro.
I had so much fun the past two years streaming, bro.
dead ass had a great ass time. All right boys we need a delay I'm not about to get.
Turn to the side 240 miles per hour. Thank you very much for your time subscription. Jesse. Thank you for the follow up. She know they can follow up. Charlie Damon.
you chat what's that song that goes you are out of my league guys while we queue
let's play song spot I love this game
we're gonna do one run one run
This is star shopping by Lopie this is star shopping by Lopie
flowers oh if I got about YouTube I forgot about YouTube I forgot about YouTube
hi lock in yo don't do no ban oh wait no ban smart oh my god hi IQ teammates we're
gonna do no ban because we have four good maps here. Oregon. I'd like me some caffeine.
Come on, think of it if you want it. Game of think of it if you get it. Chat, I think
what I'm gonna do tonight is I'm gonna get on 2K later. I'm gonna stream. Chat, since
tomorrow is gonna be a early short stream, I think I'm gonna do gaming all night.
I think I'm gonna do gaming all night.
But I wanna play park with lows later.
I think that'll be funny.
Jinx, can you pause the stream?
I'm in the drone phase.
Cafe is so dog shit.
Eh, I disagree.
Bro, I think I have a weird map taste.
I like the maps that nobody likes.
I like canal, everybody hates canal.
I love cafe, everybody who complains about cafe.
I love villa.
Bro, I think the thing about Cafe is you have to, it is the worst map in the game for spawnpeaks.
Like I would say on Cafe, it's you're more likely to get spawnpeaks on Cafe than any other map.
Leaving the spawn is like a fucking war zone.
River Docks is a war zone because there's a window, there's three windows, a door, two windows and a run out to worry about.
If you spawn back alley, there's one, two, three windows to worry about, a door to worry about, a soft wall to worry about,
then there's this to worry about, and then, don't even give me Sarlon spawning main gate, there's like five windows, and big double.
So think about cafe, is you have to be very aware of spawn peaks. If you are aware, you're being jitty, being jitty.
Incursion in 10 seconds.
Jinx, see what time is chained together?
We're going to do August 28th, probably like 4 pm or something, we'll go live.
You got a drone?
I like to use my drone bottom white for that run out.
Because then I, whoa, let me warm up, mine feels like shit already, hold on, hold
on.
here's somebody pallets
pallets pallets
chat I didn't blame him from his perspective he didn't even see me
From his perspective he didn't even see me.
There's somebody close, I swear I do.
I'm gonna eat the fire why did I do that I know he's there
What a start! Bro, Ram is broken. Jack, Ram is fucking broken.
Ram is absolutely fucking broken. Why are you guys saying Muda? What did I do that was
that was Muda. Chad what did I do that was Muda. Bro Chad my acne is respawning. Ugh.
Dude I need to do my fucking, I don't even know bro. I hate my acne just despawns and
response. It's so, it's so convenient to grow your wall bank. No, Chad, I saw his tip.
That's not a little bit weird. I saw the tip of that guy's hat.
I saw the tip of Ella's hat. I didn't knew you were DMA.
Yes, bro. I'm DMA, bro. Yup.
Stop eating like a slob, bro. It's just, you know what it is, bro?
It's, it's, um, sunlight chat, bro.
in the mornings I used to go on jogs but now in the mornings I'm playing league of legends
of thursday so I need to just like get my life back together bro I need to only play league
of the nights and then I need to go run in the morning as located a bomb
titan plus dma
10 seconds, 5 seconds to go, you found a bomb, make your way to it's location, watch your face before bed, Brian do that, man I do that
I
Come on
I'm going down in front of you, it's not a bird.
Yo, one's in the basement, oh no, there he is.
No, he's free, go girl.
REVOLVING!
Oh
Come on
Job I'm actually shitting on people today
Yeah, I'm actually fucking destroying people to the eyebrow
It's your diet and physical activity. Yeah, I got to lock in chat. Listen, I got to lock in bro. I'm telling you it's a league
In the mornings I used to go for runs. I would get vitamin D. I would get out in the sun
I would get some job going now in the morning. I wake up and just rage at league. It's bad
I'm just gonna lock in bro. I see the lock in
What is your favorite movie favorite movie of all time is Goodwill hunting or pursuit
of happiness with Will Smith.
Those are my two.
Those are my two.
Those are my two.
Why are you using Jinxie charm because it's my charm.
Why the hell would I not?
Why would I not?
I need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Mark Mark Sahore.
Yep, anytime I give an opinion on something.
I've said that same answer for like six years.
I literally have that exact same answer for six years.
Dinksy, who do you think you are?
The goddamn trills!
Alright, let's do this shit!
the
now now now
of
the
fact that
the
fact that
the
Good if you see the cover.
One knocked in freezer. Come on, wop.
Come on, wop!
Bet you never seen that one before!
that's not you guys are adding Ubisoft that's not guys that's not a glitch that's actually
just the mechanics of the game I'm gonna apply my face cream chat that's the mechanics of
the game that's the mechanics of the game guys mechanics of the game
I got the knock and the one-tack.
I
Don't see that shit
By chat I applied my face cream
Yo bro fuck your footholds it's three to zero loosen up watch the C4 kill
So we not droning PC emerald by the way PC emerald by the way
Free ass rank.
Reloading! Cover me!
I'm gonna train back to Boston and we're jumping the gun and I'm telling you baby,
this is the part where I run.
I'm horny.
Wow, what a flawless game of siege.
Four consecutive double kills.
This is why kills don't matter because like what does that kill produce for the game?
It's like kills just don't mean, like kills don't mean anything, because it's like...
Friendly is victorious, hothful delimited.
Like, did you get what I'm saying?
Like, this guy gets a kill, right? But like...
It's not that kills don't matter, it's that kills don't mean everything.
Because like, that was the most pointless shit I've ever seen in my life.
Like that was the that was literally the most useless kill I've ever seen like I'm just throwing
because it's like it's a fucking 5v1.
It's like you can't even like win off of it.
Ah, bro see that's what happens when I load up siege, I queue a game and I get cafe.
Bro, and then it's like those other days where I played fucking Calypso casino layer nine times. It's like dude
You get carried in PC emerald, that's why it's easy said exotic C1 to
I have a 1.5 KD with a 65% 1% and I just went 8 and 1 last game
I had four double kills and like three first picks. I was literally like Michael Jordan in that lobby
Why is that on console?
Um, I'm just playing PC.
Bro, I don't know, because like, I feel like PC's been chill, but I think once I get high
up it's just gonna be so bad with cheaters.
Do you know what I mean?
I feel like it's just gonna be so bad with cheaters, bro.
But dude, I'm gonna be honest, the game does feel cleaner.
Like it just feels quicker, snappier.
Like it just feels good.
I'm just good
Yo jinxed steen I'm hard stuck bronze
Yo, what do you mean by hard stuck bronze like if you've been playing siege for I'm gonna say over
Nine months and you're still in bronze. Well, then you have to hang it up
If you've been playing siege for like over nine months and you're still in bronze
Then it's time to hang it up because that means see just isn't for you
I was stuck in bronze for one season.
Oh, why is everybody got .exe after the name of these days, man?
Jinx, you have about 400 hours in and I'm hard stuck, Conn.
I did it before it was cool.
Oh, okay. Trendsetter.
Yes, sir.
Jinx, can you give me a R6 ranked game mode?
Fast?
You and League?
Okay, let me say this getting hard stuck in league is way more reasonable than getting hard stuck in seed
Also, I'm not even hard stock right I hit silver like I'm gonna be gold
I'm steadily progressing in my skill
Like bro, I'm gonna be honest bro getting hard stuck in
I mean, getting hard stuck in league is way, dude,
I know motherfuckers in league
that have been playing for six years and they're an iron.
Also, I'm not even hard stuck.
I was in iron, I got some brums, I was in brums,
I got the silver.
Like bro, I'm just saying, bro,
getting hard stuck in league is like the one game
where I'll say that it's like valid to get hard stuck.
I understand that.
Bro, if you play Siege for like over a year
and you're in bronze, it's like, bro, what are you doing?
Dude sounds like Lil Yachty, who?
Who sounds like Lil Yachty?
What about 49, bro?
49 doesn't even have a ranks test, though.
It's like, if you just play a lot, you'll get unreal.
I got platinum in one season of League.
I feel like that's like almost impossible.
Actually, no, unless you grind all the time.
Cause aren't the League seasons like really long?
Which aren't the league seasons like really fucking long
Yeah, it's one year that makes more sense. Yeah
I think bedroom
I don't think I can get to the boat!
Let's get this wall.
go get go
nice the kid
you wanna come get construction
construction
then you're going to come get construction
all
one
there's just like half of it
this is what i mean it was just like oh my god
walls when I'm inside. I don't understand.
SWALK IN THE GOD DAMN BREACH!
Why am I in some 30 minute gunfight with Legion? I'm inside.
I did the thing!
Of course, I'm 1HP
because I get shot from a window that my team was supposed to be watching.
And then I'm in a 20 minute gunfight,
we're gonna lose the round.
Oh my God, just walk, you just made some sight.
You have to have more fucking awareness.
Dude, this gun is so fucking shit.
I'm like a mile behind that wall.
It's bad then.
I don't think you were a mile behind that wall.
We're just in a good position to get here.
We're in gym, that's two.
Just wall banged gym maybe or something.
That's actually a really good angle, but we have no time so
Yeah, we're gonna lose
We're gonna lose the round
It's like bro
He's one HP one HP one HP one HP five seconds left
What's he not one
Oh, shit, he slammed my ass, so I wouldn't tell.
When is eSports team happening, bro?
If I could have it happen overnight, I would, bro.
It's probably gonna be like the hardest thing I've ever done, but once I do it, it's
gonna be awesome.
Chad if I have my own siege team and it's like stomping Mingo case in and like two others that'd be insane
That's literally be insane. Wow. That would literally be insane
At least show appreciation
No, yeah, he clutched up rose. Good job. I throw it. I'm just saying like if I'm in sight
We shouldn't be breaching walls. We should just walk inside
tripsy think about a
I'm not wrong, but he still collects the round in the life multiple things can be correct at the same time
Because I'm not gonna like get on calm sit still do push to talk. Hey guys, I'm in sight walk in the breeze
But it's like if I'm in sight walk in the breach
If he walks through there, we win the round with flying colors and it's not even a two meter
What does it matter because he blushed anyways?
You check if they went pasting it.
So say that you're in sight dumbass.
I don't know if I'm speaking proper English.
I'm not going to stop in the middle of sight, go on push to talk and say, hey guys I'm
in sight.
And then have Legion rip my head off with a T5.
I was in a fight with Legion and Legion knew I was in sight.
Hey guys, I'm inside and just feel like a wrath of bullet attempt in my head.
I'm not gonna do that.
My teammates should have general awareness and see my outline crafted precise.
But it's okay.
My teammates can be unaware if they can still win the round.
Multiple things can be correct at the same time.
It doesn't change the fact that they're unaware but they still won the round.
I love when I get wallbanged and then spectate for three minutes it's my
favorite thing I've ever done sure sure I did the exact same wallbang as them I
love when I get wallbangs immediately at the start of the round of inspect
favorite room if it's my favorite thing ever I fucking love it man oh my god I
love it
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
Who just knotted in my ear?
What the fuck was that?
Who just knotted in my ear?
One is lodged here, I'm pretty sure.
For me, I get more dopamine out of Siege when I'm actually alive.
But when I get wall banged, like when I drone for 45 seconds, well, first off, we pick an
operator for 30 seconds, then we lag to load in for 10 seconds.
So that was 40 seconds.
And then we do 45 seconds droning.
And then I get wall banged immediately.
It's like, all right, put a dick in my ass, literally, literally.
But I will say it when I'm in like a 1v3 in Siege, it's pure dopamine.
I just want to put a cock in my ass when that happens.
Okay, you guys are saying question marks.
You know the pain, bro.
It's valid.
Oh my god, low-stacks to me.
Low-stacks to me.
Low-stacks to me.
Come on, Lose! Come on, Lose!
I need to locate a bomb.
Bro, are you kidding me? What the fuck?
Hey, low sits me.
Oh my god, what are them DCs?
Or did he go to get poptards?
I don't even know.
Are they gonna go down or just keep spamming upstairs?
Alright, looks like they're going down.
Wait, that's spawning in the window. You guys hear that?
I'm going to get flanked if no one's throwing a shot.
If I go up, I'm going to get shot in the back and rage you down.
Alright, I think my drone would have got blown up anyways.
the box find the box yeah what box did there's a box right in front of you are
you stupid nigga there's two different boxes okay but there's one right in
front of you it's what the fuck I was common stop bitching for a fucking calm
they go how do you even calm the different boxes big box small box like
it's just called box one and box two tall yeah tall box tall box then like blue
box I guess I mean it's over on box one and box two box one oh my god I mean
it's literally common sense that's what people already say like in
I mean you you heard him right in front of you so I mean you should have known I mean the the box is clearly in front of your face
Am I bad no man. I'm not wallowing so I just gotta know everything right. I mean, I'm not either. What's your point?
Just mute you so you can shut the fuck up. Appreciate it.
You're a pussy nigga
Pardon? Like there's no way you think I'm walling or something. Are you stupid? I play on PS5
pardon what's happened we won the round what the hell we won the round Jesus we
won around those what I said like bro I don't really know who I would say it's
like in the wrong there I think they're both in the wrong because like the other
guy just has no awareness and he's blaming his teammate for comms but then
the other guy just said behind the box which there is three boxes
10 seconds remaining
5 seconds and counting
Bob locations are secure
Moa
They drone from strip side, so probably gonna be coming from the strip.
It's a hatch.
Advised, op-4 has located a bomb.
Nice!
I'll just be reinforced.
They're on the stairs.
Solid.
He's like 5 HP.
I mean how am I a 5v1 in my own
fucking objectives god damn it fucking for those girls get off my dick yeah
walk at me I mean Jesus Christ
Four eliminated. Mission successful.
I mean, bro!
Is the guy main? Is the guy lodgy?
I have two people jerking off in con.
One around, I'll take it.
Are you deaf?
Uh, well, no, chat. I have the best ears ever.
I heard him. I'm just one HP and he has SMG-12.
It doesn't even matter what I do there.
I heard him like right before I died.
I'm 1HP, he has an S-72, he knows exactly where I am
and he has PKG damage.
I don't even think Stompin's surviving that.
My teammate res me then abandoned me right after.
Triple to get a ball to him.
Obviously I heard him stampeding at me.
Goyo res me then like immediately started running
for the hills.
I assume Goyle's gonna like hold something.
You were not 1 HP.
Oh yeah, I was 20 HP.
So with an SMG12, oh yeah, okay, one shot.
If an SMG12, one foot away, point blank, one shot to me,
it's gonna be like 22, 23 damage.
So yeah, it's gonna be one shot.
Secure the area keep the bombs protected
You wrote this goes to show you that dysfunctional teams win games
Like bro our teams dysfunctional and we're gonna win you know what I mean
five seconds and counting increase surveillance on bomb four has a diffuser
I hate roaming around here cuz it's like such a wide room and I feel like there
There'll be so many drones on me.
He's break lodging.
Oh that was Skopos.
Skopos has a word about kitchen.
It's actually really good.
See, they're looking for Skopos. I might end up being able to kill him.
Century and Maverick are up in cash. They'll be coming down garage probably.
Striker?
I mean unless there's stream sniping they have no idea because Skopo's left.
I mean unless they're... yep, they're sniping.
When it starts.
like research I fucking blame fucking straight wall banging yeah yeah got
so let me just explain how disgusting this is and I'm just gonna report this
guy so he roam clears scopos so they see scopos is the rumor and then they see
scopos retreats to site instead of caring he starts wall banging cash and
then holding me. Alright. So you just know there's another
roamer. And then listen to this. He demo-scanned Scopo.
See she's in sight. Doesn't give a fuck. I think he's still still looking at your reaction.
I wasn't even paying attention.
When he killed me, did he stand still?
Like, it's just, I literally like,
I said, if he's doing this, it's a snipe.
I mean, he's doing it.
So he killed me and then stood still.
All right!
Yo, Deimos, you're the worst fucking player of all time.
Pause for the good of time.
I don't think we should go CC, I mean, we could I guess.
Jinx, you take accountability for once.
My delay went from 8 seconds to 15 seconds.
I didn't end at an end.
Pfft.
Protect the bomb.
Deploy and welcome back.
The advice of all location has been compromised.
Come on.
Setting up.
Just literally like, play and stream snipe.
Because my entire plan would work every time off-street.
They worry about a scopo, they cheat, stat sheet, retreats to site, and then I roam.
But I'm streaming, so he starts wallbang-ing me, and then pre-aiming me.
Legion, can you stack some good mines on red stairs?
On the red?
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
This guy hammered?
I don't even know what I'm doing to this.
Yo motherfucker, your lesion, can you put a goo mine on red stairs?
I can't tell him, what do I do in this scenario, there's no...
I'm not even talking, what?
Yo, get me out of here.
0 and 4 player won't put a lesion mine on the stairs.
Did you say I said shut the fuck I'm not even talking
Oh frost he ran into sight what are you looking at?
Another one, what's his enemy?
Oh my god!
No.
Hit him back.
I'll be one.
Off for last operator standing.
Another kid is one.
He's in cash
This might be the most like I'm not even kidding this might be the most toxic team I've ever played with in my entire life
This guy said yo frost he ran in sight. What are you looking at? I killed him then said there's another one
He's not in sight. He's deep construction holding a pixel peak on me and then I die and he goes oh my god
And then I said uh lesion. Can you put a goo mine on red stairs? And he said shut the fuck up and he's 0 and 5
Shut the what what what bro what we have nothing on rank. What do you mean shut the fuck up?
It's gonna be the most toxic team I've ever played with ever on PC.
It's the most toxic fucking team I've ever been a part of.
Guys, I'm not gonna team kill.
That doesn't solve anything.
I just stooped down to his level of like, just being an idiot.
These guys are probably been stuck in Emerald for 3 months and they're losing their minds.
Period.
It's literally that simple.
You guys probably been stuck in Emerald for 3 months.
Fasting storm.
Okay, I think it depends.
Oh when Legion said shut the fuck up, I would have team killed him, but it was a 3v5 so
I was like, all right.
Five seconds to go.
He's rolling his down to bottom.
Receive the bomb location.
Jack, kill him.
I'll give you money.
He's carrying first.
And Roger wants to.
Kill him.
I'll give you money.
How much?
How much for me to kill him and see his reaction?
I'll get the bandit.
give me a second. But yeah, this is the most worthy human of a team kill I've ever seen.
The 0 and 5 guy and the 8 and 3 guy are the two most- oh and this guy. The only guy that's
not annoying is stuff yeah everyone else is annoying
yeah I can actually I can actually
Do you know how to maverick trick is the question orange red stairs does you know how to maverick
What the fuck?
are you gonna maverick trick
I
Wasted two minutes
I
Wanted bandit
I mean Jesus like one of my winnings three minutes for a Maverick trick report the whole fucking team
Just this is why I just say to just fucking breach the fucking walls. Oh my god
Three minutes for a Maverick trick. I mean come on holy shit
I should have just walked in the breach I shouldn't have went to the windows
I should have went to the windows
This is one of the worst teams I think this is the worst team I've ever been a part of I
I knew it was going to be over on round one when I was inside and they all just walked away
Even though we won the round. I just knew it was just gonna be hell
I'm like I'm like doing a horror movie every round of like what's coming next
You need to enter bro. Yeah, man appreciate the back seating. I'm on ash waiting for a maverick
So I can't do anything. Yo uprising lock in bro frostbite lock in
Who the fuck is this guy? Yo, you lock in. Oh, this team's pissing me the fuck off.
Yo, I'm Ash. I can't enter until this shit gets Maverick. My whole job is to Ash the shit.
I've never seen a Maverick's or take three minutes.
What the fuck is this shit?
What's happening?
Why don't we even have to say that?
Fuck is going on.
Unholding thing to run.
I hear a drum, but I don't like to see it.
I have so much template right now on the map.
there are some debris shield
construction site
they have a shield
construction site
it's bullets
on the other side highway
i'm gonna help you watch one thing is on
That's blitz.
There's one red.
A zombie, hold a garage.
There's a garage door. I might walk in.
like oh my fucking god you should never play you should never play again what were you wanting
I can't I can't a zombie whole broad alright I don't even this is the worst team ever
this is the worst team ever holy mother of god why are you looking at baby steps ash
empty nine mags on the door he's gonna come through the door worst you ever
oh there's so bad it's like 13 killing me I asked oh my god
holy fucking shit should have been moved nope you're wrong your goal I'm
holding the window hoppin and the breach walk-in I will not I can't die to
baby steps and the zombie can't die to baby steps again lack of awareness
The only weakness is bottom garage door, Azami, watch garage, bbrboy.
Like, wh-what am I supposed to say.
Holy fuck, give me off this fucking team!
Not only that, I had to ask this guy for RASTERS, Azamis!
The game's been out for 11 years!
I'm holding sight window hoppin' and breach walkin'.
I just need him to literally be a human being.
But instead he's doing this on baby steps.
I can't die to baby steps, he can't die to baby steps.
He has a zombies.
And I'm standing on metal underneath baby steps.
But he's looking at baby steps, I don't know why.
I don't fucking know why.
After Ash shot 337 bullets on the store,
he neglected the store.
After Ash shot three mags on this door, with 20 seconds left,
obviously she's gonna walk in.
Holy fucking shit.
I'm going Grim Heartbeats charges.
You found a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.
I literally said I'm like I'm just gonna hope he can watch one thing.
And then he wasn't looking at it so I called it out and he still wasn't looking at it.
Yeah, don't have his pump in me. That's my own pump in me.
Don't you ever use my pump against me.
I think I can I get a heal because I know this idiot's gonna die. Thank you
Worst team I've ever been I I've never been team killed incidentally four times besides this game
He's FD.
Going with FD main.
I guess.
Sorry about that.
Let's fucking gooooooooo!
Holy shit dude!
Hey dude!
Wow, that was the worst team I've ever been a part of in my entire life.
In any video game.
That was the worst team I've ever been a part of in my entire life.
I think I got incidentally team killed four times.
Literally.
Yo chat guys chat I want to ask y'all legitimately all bullshit aside legitimately how long will
it take me Ron and Los to be chained together legitimately all bullshit aside I've got emerald
too that's cool bro I just wish I played more games on PC this season I just didn't
to start till it was like too late.
I didn't start till like two months out of the season.
Jack, how many, like how much days
you think it's gonna take?
Never, only like three days.
Bro, there's a lot of people saying
until you're 80 years old, eight years, never,
literally never.
So you think me, Lose and Ron will never beat Chain together under any circumstance?
I just want to touch you.
All right.
I waited a cue to not be in that lobby again.
Those guys found a way to like ruin like my favorite map or one of my favorite maps.
God, that was horrible.
God, that seemed was horrible.
Oh, please be a no van.
No van.
organ bro yep what whoa no no no no do not ban organ do not ban organ are you
sure
yeah why did we just ban organ what the fuck was that organs like the worst
map at length, bro. Everyone knows every pre-fighter, bro. Bro, what type of coke,
coke, sahore shit is that? It's the best map ever made in the history of this game.
Nah, bro. That's Night Haven.
I know what's going on, Jenkins. Yeah, this has to be a joke, right?
I mean, I'm glad we got Shelly. If we would have got Clip, so would have.
I think I would have just moved up League. I'm not even kidding.
Thank God if we got a Calypso I probably would have booted up League. I'm not even trolling
Not yet, I'm excited for chain together bro like on some real shit. I'm very excited
No, like night evens a good map but like banning organ I've never even seen that before
Banning organ you're insane. I like night even but banning organ just makes you a psychopath
If we would have got Casino I would have just left and booted up League, and we could
just eat, ah, surrender.
Yo, how's your day going?
me days going good good bro that's good bro yeah you want to learn some tech
some tackers all right so check this is a distraction okay yeah watch this watch
this we're gonna make it big so it's a distraction that's a distraction for
And now see how we're right the reason why this bomb is so broken it because of this metal pole here
And that guy's literally sonic or the flash I think
That guy's literally the flash
I
Know what's over
You got a zombie right here on my pain just right here
You could have done it from the other side, you know a banter trophy, okay?
operator standing. Alright, we should fail. All friendly, we're eliminated. Yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo. Alright, alright, let me lock in, let me lock in. Whoa, how did I die to that
guy? I think we just banned the Dokeby. That operator is actually unbearable. Vertex,
think of it as your one. Like, I don't even mind playing an Ash player if he's
going to run in.
Joke of he's actually unbearable.
Yeah, we need some more caps, man.
They just ran up over.
He's actually not wrong.
I'm still going to go mazzy though.
Chat, we got this speed.
Mr. Adam, big over the bag.
We should have fast-paced, too.
Yeah, I'll bring like a Rook bro because he just like blew my back out in the
I'm like genuinely curious as to like what rook would solve right now about that last round.
He would just take one more bullet to blow your back out.
If you're the bomb, get out of here and take one more month to... or day, or split.
This is such a good mozzie mask because everybody just runs their drones up these stairs like
idiots.
I didn't flip them too.
It looks like they're doing like a full solo.
I was one idiot.
There's always one idiot.
I think it's just solo there.
Oh
Now to the most evil death of all time
Run the garage
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Bottom main, bottom main.
I'm actually bottom main.
But how is this fucker just running up main without a drone?
I got a wallbang.
Are you sitting on the window?
What's being on the window?
are you sitting on the window, radio, what being on the window?
op4 found a bomb, you must defend it
I'm gonna kill the whole team
I think they're inside.
Yeah, one's gliding.
Awesome.
I don't really have to go.
Why the fuck did I beat that?
He's just baiting on the windows, you guys got this?
Well, why did I peek that?
That's bad, don't do that.
Let him come in.
I see the same stupid shit.
Nice, good angle.
Nice!
Let's go!
Damn, that might sound!
Have you taken the bottle?
Jinxie, take accountability for once, bro.
Yo, it's like, it's like unfunny.
Yo, I literally just said, I don't know why I swung that, that was stupid.
And then you went, this dude, take accountability.
I literally just fucking did.
I said it was stupid to swing.
What are you talking about, bro?
You need some exceptional dick in your life yo this black balls 4 3 2 1 guy has been typing this for the last week every day
To me you oh shit. Oh my god, bro. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, yo. Oh my god
Jack I gotta get a coffee, bro
Dude, I think I left my coffee outside for like an hour.
Dude, I think I left my coffee outside for like an hour, bro.
Oh my god.
Holy fuck!
What type of mic is that?
Bro, what type of mic is that?
Jesus!
What is that?
I
But this guy's not like one of those like PA systems
There's a leech twitch.
Op4 found a bomb. You must defend it.
of
death
of
I'm probably going to walk down main stairs, he's like 1 hp, he's 1 hp.
I just shot my guy 19 times.
I actually have your main stairs can't walk down, they're not walking down again.
I can tell you what they do.
Zofia's actually 1HP.
I'll tell you when they come down.
Then watch why.
I have the main stairs, Cam.
You don't have to get on it, Fender.
I can call when they come down main. So if he has one health, I'm not getting.
Well, how do I shoot this bitch four times if she has a die?
It was so weird because I couldn't even see her because of the explosion.
Chad, am I hearing the audio of my teammate?
Don't swing the same thing.
Bro, I think he's sitting up on Virg. He's about to come down main, I think. I'll let you know when you're on 4A.
Okay, that's so, dad.
Yeah, yeah, slow walking, slow walking. About to come down main, I'm pretty sure. I hear glass.
No, no, no, no. Don't watch main. I have a camera. I'll tell you. He's not main.
Nice! Good job, guys!
All right, all right. Wow. Wow. Wow. This guy's mic is fucking insane.
Yo, Highbice, don't play for me because I'll get banned, but Highbice,
move my drone around to make sure I don't get AFK banned. I'll be back. I gotta grab a coffee.
Yo, okay. I can either my mirrors get banned.
You
We need to locate a bomb.
Yo, can I get solid?
Yo, can I get something?
Yo, high-fives, German planes.
Ten seconds.
That's my second solution.
I found my located engine.
I'm glad.
The window we had is on sauna.
There's one game somewhere.
This has all made a lot, bro.
So, this is a bar.
One ping.
And a bar now.
of
the
death
of
death
of
He's getting crazy bro, oh 145
Yeah you're not gonna see him man, you gotta go clear it man, you're not gonna see him
peace
taking a big break bro
yellow 145 so bottom bottom
you'll be my man
yo hi man snakey thank you thank you vamo vamo vamo vamo vamo
thank you have a smile aim oh my god
oh my
over there over there over there over there oh my oh my oh over there over there
they shut the fuck up holy shit
15 seconds remaining I think we might have lost this round boys yeah but we
didn't lose our Katie right we didn't lose our Katie am I right well he did
You're located bomb he definitely lost his katie
I'm back guys. That was vaping. I was vaping. I was vaping. I'm sorry. Come on
All right, yo chili ghost I have to leave because my ear trumps are in pain like I'm sorry
Is your mic so loud? Holy fuck this guy's mic is insane
Bro, I'm confused. Is this guy just run around blowing people's ears out like has no one said he
Bro this guy could actually assault someone with it with his mic
Actually, like if you have sensitive ears, this guy could assault you
They're gonna go basement bro admit it to it. Yeah guys. I admit it to a vape break with a coffee cup in my hand
Honestly
My burn this shit to the floor. Yeah, I admitted to a vape break with a coffee cup in my hand
Yo, yo, yo chili ghost I have a question chili. Okay. Okay. Wait, which one is chili goes wait? That's not me
That's not me. That's not me
That's not me
Oh my god, that coffee so good chats like a wrestle. Oh my god
Yeah, look that's so good around a little guys. Yeah, that's so good Brad. Thank you for one Nick
Thank you for the primary thinking about
Chad, I'm gonna be out like guys, on some real shit.
This chain together stream, I'm fucking pumped, bro.
Chad, the first night, Wad is coming.
I didn't even tell y'all.
The first night, Wad is gonna be there, locked.
Remember how before I said Wad might be there?
Guys, the first night, Wad is gonna pull up.
Wad is gonna pull up.
Come on, Wad!
Chad, it's gonna be peak, bro.
it's actually going to be true
somebody just said who's bad
he's spawning camper
mozzie is spawn peaking you capitan
he's hit, he's lit
Jamesy, it's gonna be peak when I go inside.
C4, I heard a click.
I heard a click.
I just shot a shoot out of the air and have aura.
You on the window?
Oh, I didn't even know.
Watch for the blast!
There's space, how many do you have?
One more.
You need to listen to this.
Drone activated.
my clear yep you're clear
there's one on the other side of the
my bad follow my bad follow
Oh my god, holy shit, oh he scared me so bad my bad bone off
Guys what is losses dad, bro, bro, that is like January dude. We know what is
What is generational like literally top three dads of all time literally?
The diffuser has been recovered.
Like in this American boy, American, take me on a trip, I'd like to go.
You dropped the diffuser.
Oh my god, fuck.
I'm friendly operator remaining.
Shot.
Wait, can I see maybe one before?
Oh my.
Hey, you're looking sparky, Ken.
You only lost that because they played nothing.
That's good, bro.
That's good.
That's a good shot.
Damn.
I haven't played this game in a month and a half.
Kids looking sparky.
Kids looking sparky.
Come on.
Well, yo purple.
Think I'm going to find a solo round.
Think I'm going to find a gifty.
That was a good fucking shot, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
That looks sparky.
Yo, this cop, dude, this cop is so good.
It's like Espresso's, bro.
You lost because you wanted to get a coffee.
LOL, LOL, LOL, loser.
Fertile, check back with me in nine minutes
when I have eight kills and we win.
Check back with me in nine minutes.
We'll walk.
Check back with me in nine minutes.
That should have caught down.
I'll go good loss for that one.
I don't know, like, or the problem with, like, these rank strats is no one actually knows how to do a strat, so it's better to actually just solo posh.
Like, no one actually, like, knows what the fuck they're doing. Like...
You need to use your drone to locate a boss.
The game doesn't work for me.
UttD, Ryan, make a move to 5.
You have to do it!
I'm just gonna play on these windows chat yellow
I'm gonna play I'm gonna play these windows
I'm not a I'm not guys I'm gonna let y'all know I'm gonna be on the windows the
I'm just going to pause a lot of time, alright?
But just keep it coming to you.
So Chad, this right here is going to be two things.
It's going to be called Ghost Pressure, but also I'm going to be holding choke points, right?
Yeah, brother, can you?
Brother, can you?
I'll be cams first
Oh, okay. Let me ask every cam.
Couchie.
Is there anyone in the library?
Why did I listen to my fucking teammate?
Now I have no problem.
Yo, Masi was kitchen side.
Er, sorry. No, no, no. Masi wasn't at West Main, my bad.
Er, no, fucking Z-Hall, Z-Hall.
Tom, that's clear. Tom, that's clear. I'm about to go in.
It was clear. Watch out there.
I might get them us.
One Panna.
Yeah, Panna is alive.
That must recover the defuser.
Are you hacking?
Like how are you?
What are you doing?
What's going on why did I waste my drone?
That's the worst game of ranked I've played in like three weeks.
I'm 3 in 5, 4 in 5, yeah.
Bro, but that's your sport? Like that's why you should have hold angles.
My chat, that's the power of just holding a fucking angle though.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Shot.
Oh, like a-
Yup.
The diffuser is no longer in your possession. All friendlies have been eliminated.
RIDE WITH THE 5K BIRDIES!
Jeeze, guys. Jeeze. Jeeze.
What, copy? This is the, uh...
Flat white. Flat white. Flat white.
Jeeze, what is the J-O-I? I'm not doing the J-O-I.
Isn't that jerk-off instruction? Like, bro, get the fuck out of my stream.
I'm not doing a J-O-I, you little weirdo psycho.
You can't blame the entire game on me losing on me leaving for one round come on chat
Come on, Lula.
Woo!
Come on, Pesopacino!
Ha!
Come on, Lula.
Congratulations on 600 days. Thank you, bro. Legitimately dude. Thank you, man. Dude, it's been a it's been a it's been a long journey. It's been almost two years of daily streams chat.
of daily streams chat. It's been a long journey. It's been a long journey, guys. Two years,
bro. Almost two years. So chat, what do we think? Do we get on Lee? Lo's texted me and
said he can't play 2K. Chat, what would you guys rather we get on tonight? Lee or 2K?
Lee could be fun. I think I'm, I think I d-ranked all the way to like low Browns one.
I literally can't win a fucking game. I don't know. I think I'm like losing my mind.
I had 26 kills like two nights ago and lost. I wanted to actually like put my hands on someone
in game of course. I wanted to beat the breaks off of somebody in game of course.
Okay look at this, look at this. Here's my league tracker. I'm gonna get silverback. I'm not really
tripping about it but like 26 kills yes I had 11 deaths but 8 assists I had like
34 kill contributions and we lost like I had 70,000 damage 5 and 14 top lane
8 and 11 mid lane bot lane like just everybody's just shit I don't know
everyone's just ass
Like bro, everybody's just a hat.
Now I'm having fun on Siege now, like I am by a chubby.
Guys, Siege is more just like I'm chilling, having fun, cause new season is in a couple
days.
That's what I'm gonna sweat.
Next season in Siege, I'm gonna get Legend of Vision, or I'm gonna try to get Legend
of Vision.
So do you guys think I could?
So that's top 100 BC.
We can do so many cool series, like could one legend beat two champs or something?
Or like three champs?
We get like stomping to do it.
I'm gonna stack I'm gonna stack but guys that's the reality of the game though
bro like
like that if Timmy didn't if Timmy had a stack it would have taken him way less
than 700 games you know what I mean he just meant to be played in the stack
We're because Chad, if you think about it though.
It's on the stairs, it's like up to work.
I
For last upstanding
Okay, so on his army
No, but chat um legend division is here's how it works I think so in legend division
you can only solo queue but to get into legend division you have to hit champion I believe
halfway through the season. Like if you're not champion 45 days in, you can't qualify for Legend
Division. Once you qualify for Legend Division, it's only solo.
I think that's how it works. Holy shit, we're playing.
Yeah, we're playing with Jinxie. What the fuck? What's up, kitten?
Jack, no, I think that's how it works.
No, I'm so dead ass.
Yeah, I get mistaken for Jinx.
This is not Jinx, you know, and I get that a lot though, you know, bro, why would Jinx
be emerald?
Pull the stream up right now.
It's weird.
Secure the area.
She's just not in the room group.
He's on mirror right now.
Classic.
Yeah, classic.
I get that a lot.
That guy was peek.
no bros actually no cap
what the fuck
bros die cap it
why is he in this lobby bro
he must be on a smurf
he must be on a smurf
because his peeps emerald 2
i don't make no sense
i don't even talk to us
I
Papa Jinx he talks to you baby, please yo yo yo what up what up guys
Why did he make that fucking noise bro the hell
bro what was that top team I was reinforcing an app which talks I can't
when I'm setting up
they try to throw my this I'm gonna just gonna do that
I'm gonna get a job I'm gonna get legend rank don't worry I don't know
top 100 but I'm gonna I don't I don't whoa whoa I'd have to play so much games
for that I'm gonna get by to the trust me I'm gonna grind my ass off next season
for last operator standing you just got fucking fried bro you might just get
What the heck was that rico?
Random C4?
Oh wait, that's metal.
Low kevada was wood.
I'm not gonna lie, low kevada was wood.
Come on, wow.
They should be successful.
Baker traded?
Yeah, Jinxy, what's your sleeper fantasy pick this year?
Ooh, sleeper fantasy pick. I'm going to go with...
Jonathan Brooks.
Chat, wait, what was the...
Hi, I don't hate it.
What was the baker trade? Baker trade? Zero whoops left.
Chat, what was the baker trade? Wait, don't fuck with me. What do you mean baker trade?
You trolled me, right?
I don't see anything.
Somebody said JSN got hurt in practice.
Is that true?
He's looking at me.
He looks like a big, big, big bug.
Yo, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
Yo, re-create the ball photo a bit.
Well, you're like looking pissed at the camera.
Re-create it.
creative we win this game for can we get a new ball all right check them all one
guy yo I'm a beyond its high-rise if jsn got hurt in practice I think I would
actually like chat I I think I would break my stream streak if I lose the
clock league before it even starts I would actually fucking like that's my
that is my most important player by my own chance and get certain practice I'm
quitting life yet located I'm gonna do a cold fucking shower listen to Marvin
I've been located by op4
Tomass I hear every
They go for breach right now.
They got breach.
Best angle of the game.
You know, GMC is all one thing, I'm two things, sorry.
You walked through, you got to smash!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, he walked in, why the fuck did he walk in?
Fuck was that?
Why did he walk in?
You got to shoot too.
Somebody said coke kicked in. Nope. Just drinking coffee man. I'm drinking water and
wearing protection. How do they plant? How do they plant? How do they plant?
Yo, one on each reef. One on each reef. One on each reef. Good try kitten.
Guys, how did they plan? We had no idea!
They just ate my netball.
Wait, but low key though, that's on me. I got walk down ganged by solid snake.
It's all good. My snake's a little solid.
Do you play anything about Mazi? I mean he's the best off in the game, so, no.
No.
I can deny intel, create intel simultaneously.
I have a shotgun for rotations, head holes,
foot holes, popping hatches.
I have a C4.
It doesn't open.
My gun has no recoil.
It's like a truck.
I don't know how to operate it enough.
Yeah, we got to make them as they expect them to.
Bro, like why would I play anything aside from Mazzy?
Yo.
Yo, matter daddy, with the tier one.
Guys, this is our 600th stream in a row.
That shit is actually crazy, chat.
Like looking at the titles and seeing.
Timmy mobs you.
Chat, who would have gone to R6, 1v1, me or Timmy?
That'd be kind of fun to set up.
Chat, I don't know.
I haven't really seen him play that much.
We need to locate him.
Who would have gone to 1v1, me or Timmy?
He hit champ on PC.
Wait, he hit top 1000 channel, I can see.
Guys, wait, I think I'm losing that.
Timmy hit top 1000.
Bro, he hit top 1000.
So I'm gonna text Timmy. We should do that, bro.
I'm gonna text Timmy on Twitter.
So we can do a little best of the reaction.
It's all spawnpeek on gun.
One-five thing, DJ booth.
You guys think Timmy tries me?
I don't know. I haven't seen him play too much.
I
Is that noise?
Yo, yo, can you can you call runny?
Yo twitch twitch roger drunken stronghold and get the bandits now
Right here, right here.
Yeah, he's over there.
He's right here in the left.
Oh, the fuck?
What is that shit?
All right, I've got both.
The bandit's hooked far right on bridge.
Just keep twitching it.
Keep twitching it.
You're near your mic!
Fuck this guy!
Fuck!
We're in front of there, we're in front of there.
Hello?
You're in low speed and fast.
Keep up, keep up, keep up, keep up.
No, no, no.
Is he right here?
How bad is my time mate?
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not luckiest player ever.
Are you fucking joking?
That's not luckiest timing ever.
I mean, as soon as I swap to my shotgun to swing in close, he swings wide.
Guys, you guys are saying flash, which I hear you chat, but here's what happens.
If I grab my flash and he swings, then I'm actually going to want to put a hole in my desk.
Because he can hear me click my flash.
Bro, a flash isn't even good there.
He's just going to swing me.
Timmy, let's step it up, buddy.
What is this guy?
He's two and two, Timmy.
I think so. When is the time to get a job?
Do you mean for, do you mean for you or me?
You. Okay. Yo, bro. Okay. All right, bro. I don't really have a job, but it's unemployment and it's just plain video games.
Look, bro. Hey, I'm two and two Lou right now, but watch this next round, motherfucker.
I'm going to show you how great I am.
great i don't know what you're talking about or top ten
chat top ten rollers of news statement i think in my prime i was like top
thirty top twenty-five lose my even in the game why is he catching strange
what do you mean top thirty global
party around there yeah top thirty global top thirty global
in controller
pride tops five support top six support top thirty global
I want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in the world
Top 10,000
Alright!
Ally has been slain
Yeah, League's called my name tonight
LeBron
LeBron? It's getting Leagu tonight
My twin
My fellow leaguer
Shad I said, Liger, don't be annoying.
Want you to make me feel.
If they're close, I'm dead.
See, somebody's got to be willing to accept those fates.
If they're close, I'm dead, yalla.
Why are you larping siege?
I'm not larping siege.
I dedicated 40,000 hours of my life into the game and reached number one global
and right before reach top 30 reach number one global on the second day of
the season you know what LARPing Siege watch this chat that would have been a
crazy edit if I wall bang that guy
I haven't drunk anything.
I have no asses sorry
I got turned on let me see this
one the strikers moving oh my god this kid's good the strikers show peak who
the fuck is this bro this guy's looking sparky he said a show me oh my god
Come on, Jinxy, let me get one.
Give me a mythical.
Give me a mythical.
Yo, Striker, are you a smurf, Striker?
No, sir.
Yo, you're probably the most mechanically gifted,
mouse and keyboard MRL3 I've ever seen in my life.
Thank you, bro. I appreciate it.
Damn.
D.K.
What about skittles? What do you mean, skittles?
Skittles, what happened?
What do you mean skittles?
Hey, Jinxy, I'm watching you in the shower.
Thank you, bro.
Chat.
Skittles.
What do you mean skittles?
Casey, they're going to one.
Five hour mark incoming pre W stream.
No, no, no, I'm going to get on the ego a little bit.
I want to play like one of my favorite seed maps,
but I want to buy like organ or something.
I want to be like organ or like cafe again.
I want to be like organ or like cafe again.
I wanna be like Oregon or like Cafe again before I get it off.
I am gonna get on League tonight.
I mean, I could get on 2K chat.
I just, bro, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm feeling leaky.
Guys, I feel leaky.
I feel leaky.
I feel leaky.
What?
Dude, I just wanna get a good map though.
I don't wanna play Casino.
I don't know where I'm going.
chat. Listen guys, on the new season of Siege, whenever I get bro, we're gonna have back to
back long ass streams. Guys, on the new season of Siege, I'm going to do like, not ending
till champion. I'm gonna do it. So I'm gonna do chain together and then literally right
when I return to Florida, it's gonna be new season of Siege and I'm just not gonna
to get off to like a champion. Literally. Literally. League new champion? What do you
mean league has a new champion? Which one? Which one? Which one? Like a new new new new
new champion? Did they do a video or something? Well I'm sticking to finding. It's not going
to be a three week stream, guys, guys, not going to be three week stream.
You a cool ass dude, Jain see, no, Freddie chicken.
Thank you, bro.
Right.
Hope I get chat.
What is the new season to see September 1st?
Wait, let me see.
Let's just look it up on Google.
So we get the 100% 100% answer.
When is new season of our six September 1st, 2026.
chat on this date, I am going to do not ending until I'm champion. I'm going to get a stack,
I'm going to grind probably it's going to take with rank 3.0, it's probably going to take three
days straight of just grinding with like a fucking 90% one percentage. I'm literally going to grind
my tits off. I'm probably going to be home September 1st or September 2nd.
I want you to make oh but I have to do wait I have to do something oh I can't
try to have to do something September 3rd I'm still gonna grind I'm still gonna
grind but it won't be non-stop I'm gonna grind every day though I'm gonna
stack and grind but it won't be it won't be non-stop because I have
something I have to do September 3rd want you to but I will still I'm
I'm still gonna hit it in the first week,
but it won't be like sleeping on stream and shit.
L, no, I'm still gonna do it.
I'm still, like guys,
I'm still gonna get champed in the first week of season
because I'm gonna stack and grind.
Want you to make me feel
like I'm the only girl in the world.
like I'm the only one you said that this season. No, I didn't, bro.
Yeah, this season, I didn't start grinding ranked till two months into the season. Next
season, I'm going to start grinding ranked on the first week, which I got so much
Shit to do man. I got so much stuff, which is it's not a bad thing
It's a good problem to have but right just kind of have to keep lining up stuff
And then I like sometimes things overlap because I forget
Yes, you did okay, you guys are right
I didn't but no chat. I actually did it because I said I should do a marathon where I solo queue
Chat he's right type that he's right
I said I should do a marathon where I should solo queue, but then I realized that that's not possible protect the bomb
So I kind of just chilled and casually play bro. This is not played casually
I got diamond five on console seventy three percent with the Senate won't look like any one point by video
I was going hammy
He's right. He's right
That I realized is impossible
But chat the biggest difference between next season and this season is next season
I'm gonna start grinding ranked earlier to where I'll have time to hit champ
Cuz this season I started when there's a month left and I solo queued half my games maybe more
Bro if I was a diamond player I wouldn't have a 72 win percentage
While solo queue you little fuck stick
Watch this spawn peak
Stop chatting and watch this bumpy kid.
Watch this.
He's on a drone.
Chat, if he's on a drone.
Reloading.
I'm so fucking talented.
Oh my god. Oh no that's not work. No I messed up.
Reloading. I'm walking in catfire. Two catfire.
I
Watch this
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's actually bullshit my game just I would have saw him earlier
What the fuck was that?
Like actually, what was that?
Yo my shotgun bullets didn't make a hole.
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god bro, what was that?
It's evil seed. Yeah. Yeah, they got this 3v2. Nice. Nice guys. Nice guys
Right what a song earlier and not die. Yo, so that's good job kitten
Thanks, man
Dude good work. Wow
That glitch is actually crazy though. There was a hole on his screen, but not on yours. Bro, you know,
that's like an OG glitch. It's very rare, but that is an OG glitch where if you shotgun wood,
like 99% of the time it doesn't happen. Nine, check. 99% of the time it doesn't happen,
but 1% of the time when you shotgun it, you'll see the bullet pedals, but it won't make a hole.
But on their screen, they'll have a hole.
When is the League of Legends Gold Marathon?
Bro, I don't know.
I have to do Elden Ring DLC.
I have to do Minecraft with Ron.
Me and Ron have another goaded ass idea that we haven't said yet, but it's goaded.
It is goaded.
It's probably going to take like a day to do.
It's such a good idea though.
It's Ron's idea.
I got to do Elden Ring DLC.
I got to do Minecraft.
I gotta get champion siege next season.
I got a lot of shit to do.
I got a lot of shit to do.
Just to secure the area, keep the bombs protected.
Oh, Fortnite tournament, chat.
I believe the date for the 100 streamer
Fortnite tournament is going to be September 13th.
I think this is gonna be our most entertaining
tournament yet.
There's something about Fortnite M games in a tournament.
It's just gonna be P.
I believe the Fortnite 100 streamer tournament is going to be September 13th, chat.
We're probably going to do like 7 games, it's probably going to last like 3 hours, it's going to be GENERATIONAL.
That's going to be September 13th, bro. It's going to be fucking beat. I'm actually hiding behind the streamers.
I think we're going to do no pros.
Chat, OG spawnpeek, OD but a goodie.
All righty, briefcase.
It was an oldie but a goodie.
Loading new magazine!
Things are going to watch Champions League draw.
I'm not going to watch it live, but I'll probably watch like the compilation of it,
like the end product I'm overpeaking walking cash I'm gonna sit inside of
me wait walking in cash
Cache, Cache. Walking Dragon Sirs.
DeepSpawn holding me. If you want to kill that bad, you got it.
Howdy, Mike!
DeepSpawn hold on.
Instant headshot. Wow, I cannot believe he killed that.
Bro, he actually just hit a crazy shot on me. Oh my god.
Deep spawn holding me
If you actually want to kill me that bad bro, enjoy the kill holy shit, what a shot from the kid
Damn, that's a shot
Close reach why not swing when I think oh, you're there, bro. You should have swung earlier
should have swung but I had the brief charge in his hand all good so what
about nice shot boy yeah
operator standing and shot
all friendlies were guys good try I just got deleted that's on me
I got fucking
me like a retard every round. Whoa, just take it easy, man. Drake belt, classic. Whoa, just
take it easy, man.
That site is donkey shit with that fucking bandit.
Faced me, Jinxie.
They knated my bandits over the top. Guys, I'm gonna be honest, man, I think we go
which I'm a call it man.
Bunk daycare, Bunk daycare.
I got a strap for these guys.
Chad, I want you to make me feel.
Trust me.
I'll have you tell the strap, please.
What option I play?
Yeah, I was there like, well,
so one or more teammates left to go get a pop tart.
So I don't even think there is a strap, just have fun.
Like I'm gonna be honest.
All right, but just have fun. I'd say there's a 70% chance I get a C4 kill this round now
So don't don't like oh get over the aggressive. I will get a C4 to cure the bomb
Activating camera activating camera new feet active
new feed active new feed active new feed active
The scope messes me up. It scopes into my room. I think it's the gun skin. I think it's the
gun skin. Yeah, this skin sucks. I hate this. Ew. Is the gun skin actually altering my ADS
time or is it just like visually bugging why is it it's like so long and it takes forever
why is it doing that
orcs literally just let them drop that hatch i'll kill them with a support
unless they went unless they went the mother shithole
i'll tell you when they drop i'll tell you
Yeah, I have a cam on it. I have a cam.
But that's like the point. That's why I'm the fucking greatest.
I can see a kill three minutes in advance and then set it up.
Walk your cash.
Guys, they can't just be inside my ass, though.
This gun skin sucks.
It's like fucking my shit up.
Yo, I'm going to be honest, we have a cam on him, just chill.
Actually, I have two cams on him.
Don't even be committed to the money jumps there
Not walking up walking up
Just walking when you cross
Left
Masi, think of it as your one.
Where are my bullets?
It's okay guys.
It's a 4v5, it's all good.
We should have swung him earlier, man.
Baxi, I said left! I said left!
So what is U?
U-Y?
What is U-Y?
Guys, what the fuck is that?
Why are you guys typing that?
Why is everybody spamming that?
Oh, I typed that in chat.
Type that in chat.
How about the good evalvo?
Rafina scores?
You left on Chalet?
No, I didn't leave on Chalet.
I was AFK getting a coffee that was fucking outside for an hour.
This guy left the game completely.
I was AFK for one round.
This guy fucking full on left.
Dash, think of it, it's your one.
So I'm gonna be in there like swimwear, don't you worry.
I need somebody I need somebody to get on my bunk cams. I'm gonna win us the round. All right, just get on my bunk cam
Let me know if you see anybody
Located at the bottom, take your way to the location, and ignore it. Nothing else.
See you on the other side.
Get in, get in. Orders to walk down.
What type of timing is that?
Like, that is the worst fucking timing of all time!
Oh my god! Oh my fucking god!
What type of timing is that?
Holy shit!
Come on, bro!
What type of shit is that?
Jesus!
As soon as I commit to it with my abaruha first...
Oh, he said he didn't!
God, that's one time!
fuck that horrible time
radar's going off
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I think we're going to have to wait for the next one.
What went out now make it count lay it straight. No guys. This is like an ffm 15
Yo, that was the worst time
Yo, they're nerfing SMG 12 Aruni DMR and two brown DMR, right?
So the TCS G's just like slithered through under the radar there
Yep.
I want to punch our teammate in the face.
He's been gone for three rounds.
I'm going to Q ranked and then I'm literally going to die one time, leave the lobby, then
never return.
Alright.
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Nice man.
Did anyone have a drone?
Oh, he's in the world land operator standing.
get the fuck out of me come on boy I do research man
You're such a beautiful egg. Stop the vaping man. Cheers.
Oh my god, that's fucking good. That was such a nice... I think that was a triple kill.
Or was that a quadra kill?
Did that lady from League? They should hire that lady for siege.
Kill. Double kill. Triple kill. Quadra kill. Penta kill.
They need to hire that lady for siege, bro.
That lady is so fucking goaded, quadra kill.
Let's fucking go, man.
No, yes, they should, bro.
That lady is peak.
That lady is peak.
That lady is so peak, bro.
Quadra kill.
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
You are addicted?
Yes.
Guys, I told you this.
10,000 times. Rainbow Stick Siege is my favorite competitive game all time. All time. My favorite
competitive game right now is League of Legends. Because why I hit champion 23 times in Siege?
League I'm silver. So like League I have so many shit to capture, but no game has
ever given me as much of a boner as League and Siege ever. No game. No game. Because
I just, I love how in siege and lead your life matters,
your discipline matters, your teammates matter.
Like I just, I love all of it.
Five seconds before insertion.
You found a bomb, made your way to its location and defuse it.
League is ass, bro.
I totally, listen, dude, I totally understand that.
I understand your opinion.
I respect your opinion.
League's my second favorite game I've ever played in my life.
Man, it's not even close.
I'm going to be playing League for the next 10 years and I'm going to be challenging.
I literally love that game.
Same way I love Siege.
Same way I played Siege for 10 years, I'm going to be playing League for 10 years.
I literally love that game.
Vitchell upstairs, Vitchell upstairs.
That does see now.
Vigil's prone to unpay.
He's prone, yes.
He's stood up and moved. Now how he's moved?
Standing, he's just swinging now normally.
Ward is right behind us.
Swinging halfway door.
One in upper arcane.
Last I guess empty 12 flares.
Just endlessly swinging.
There was nothing.
I've won this before.
one friendly
I got a puncture on that one
I got one on that one
I have one before
it's an ace
Oh my god, that was such a good try, I thought one was above.
Bro, that would have been an ace!
Dude, I thought one of them was above!
Ah, good try.
Alright, chat, I'm gonna get on League.
Guys, is Dontas on?
Is Dontas on?
It's feeling league-y.
I'm going to get it on League.
Oh my God, good session, fun session.
Chats the end of the season.
I'm not really, I'm chilling.
Next season in Siege, I will be legend.
I will be legend.
Chat, mark my words.
If I'm not legend, next season, you can walk me.
Born to think of it, it's your one.
Born to think of it, it's your one.
Chat, next season.
It's end season anyways.
I'm just chilling.
Is Dante's on?
Is Dante's on?
No coach, no win.
Wait, wait, wait, is that that's on or no?
Is he?
Is he, is he, is he, is he, is he, is he, is he?
He has to get off soon. Oh.
Chat, look at my, look at my record.
Dude, I went 26 and 11 and lost. Doesn't that make you sick to your self?
11 and lost doesn't that make you sick to your stomach doesn't that make you sick to your fucking stomach though
Bro doesn't that make you sick to your stomach? Yo, I need music for League. I have to end on YouTube. I need music for League
I'm not even kidding
Check should I end on YouTube and listen to music
Bronze et al well yo bro you have to understand I have literally been on the worst losing streak ever
2k set 2k is ass yo guys I like 2k 2k just a bad game bro league it's one game they don't charge
you money every year for the game and it's just a great game like I don't know
2k is ass 2k is ass like bro 2k just a fucking lazy ass money grab bro and it's
the same thing with siege like I feel like I have really good game taste bro
like siege bro siege you buy the game one time you buy the game one time and
then you can choose to spend money how you wish over the span of the 11
years. League, you buy the game one time, and you might hate each other. Bro, 2k, and
don't give me a run. I love 2k, but I can objectively say 2k is a shit game. Why does
everyone hate League? Well, there's two reasons. One, League is hard to understand. Like, if
you don't play League, it's very hard to understand what's going on, so I understand
that reason to um most of people that play league hate their life and hate
themselves jack the good guy came out the good guy but I love league leagues
uh league's free so league's a free game and it you don't have to like you can
choose to spend money on it if you want or you can spend nothing those are
my favorite games free games that are competitive and challenge your brain
Fee now, I'm bigger than your wife.
Fullscreen?
Wait, we have Seraphine Bot.
Seraphine Bot, oh, that's ADC.
Do you hate your life, Jinxie?
No, it's not that I hate my life.
I think League's just a game that you play
if you hate yourself.
But I don't know, it's just so competitive.
Rah!
Bro, like, I'm gonna be honest, man.
I think if you're a true competitive gamer
And you've never had a stint with League.
You're not a real competitive gamer.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
ADC Seraphine, slay.
Yeah, normally Seraphine support.
Dantez, wait, let me call, let me call.
He was in a game, so I was just gonna let him lock in.
Kitten was in a game.
Dantez, what is up, baby boy?
How you doing, dude?
Bro, I was doing a lot better about 10 minutes ago before we started throwing a 10k gold lead.
I think I'm gonna lose my fucking game now because of it.
You're in a game right now? You guys had a 10k gold lead?
Yep, and we're gonna lose.
Well, on the bright side, I've lost nine of my last 12 games and I'm in bronze one.
Okay, but how is that? Yo, how is that a bright side?
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine. It's not Dante's.
But listen, I was wait on test hold up
View enjoy this view guys
Hey, but James he just heads up. I'm only gonna be able to coach one game. No, right? No, I know I saw I saw it's okay, bro
It's okay. It's okay. I don't mind
It's okay, baby
All right, but listen bro as soon as my game's done, bro
We're gonna fucking send you all the way to fucking all the way to silver
All right, all right, all right
Bro, I don't care
I just want to be great that test. I want to be done this. I want to be the greatest things in slice bread on this game
Okay, but Jin see let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question, baby talk to me. Okay, if you want to be the greatest thing
Bless you, bro. Thank you
W if you want to be the greatest things in slice bread then tell me why the fuck I saw you watching a
about montage earlier talking about how you're gonna start doing anything top lane
strapped bro don't dance listen bro like I just wanted to I mean I wasn't gonna
play top lane religiously I was gonna play top lane to prove to these
motherfuckers that their role isn't hard okay jing see can I tell you something
honest just last hit the minion big it's not that hard yeah jing see listen
I did that with the same intention in mind and after three months of playing the role. I was emerald one
But yeah, that's as maybe you're not as good of a laner as I would be like to think about it. You know what I mean
Wait, wait, did you say oh god you mean that?
Bro that's as you might just be like jungle you might just be jungle one trick, bro
Okay, so it you think that it's like I'm like jungle one trick and you're just like the faker of every role
Bro, I think I'm just more in line with like Tyler one like once I get challenger on jungler. I'm gonna get challenger on every role
Okay, but you're going to you're going to New Jersey tomorrow right tomorrow. Yes, okay
So then this is the last game or the last date that you can actually get back to silver before that marathon
Yes, baby.
Alright bro, contest.
I'm gonna get solo.
Yep, don't you worry.
Alright?
Listen, I'm not worried bro.
I was seeing you drop 30 kill fucking nukes in all your games recently.
Yeah, I had a 26 kill game and I lost.
I was really happy.
I can be honest, was it one of those losses where it's like you felt like crying or where
you felt like bashing your team is not open?
Well, my team was like 9 and 40, so you could do the rest.
All right.
Thanks for the- on the bright news,
on the bright side I might actually win my game now.
Dundas, is that normally what determines your mood for a day?
It's like how your performance is on me,
because I feel like I'm getting to that point and I'm still over.
I can't even imagine that challenge.
Um, I wouldn't say it's my performance on me.
I would say it's whether I win or lose games.
That's what I mean. That's what I mean.
Yeah, yeah.
Because like, even if you're performing good, if you're losing,
now you're even more pissed off.
Yeah, yeah, I'd rather perform bad and lose than perform good and lose, you know what I mean?
Yeah, like there was one time that I ruined my brother's prom because I went on a five game lost weekend's over.
Oh my god.
Let's go, JD.
You might be able to do this. Your two's up soon.
There you go. Fucking get him off. See, that's what it's about. Remember when I was telling you about confidence?
That's what it's all about, bro. It's about having the confidence to fuck him off you
Wait watch this if he comes back on a flash auto-acute
Hold up hold up. This guy's dead on my screen
No way I'm gonna actually end my life
Fucking one!
That's actually stupid bro. Holy jungle guy by the way. Holy scott mom
I'm gonna change so I'll be back in like 10 seconds. Yep, no worries baby boy
Did you see that I almost throw I almost killed him and double-scattered him
That's my two right there, okay
This finding music. I feel like I just played so much better than music
But I feel bad for the right
Wait, what's happening with the YouTube kittens? I just I like I don't want to end on YouTube
But I can't play league without music my brother taught me like you have to have music to play
Okay, but Jinxie did you ever look at that document that I sent you like the notepad?
Yes, I've scammed over it. I scanned over it this morning when I play it. Okay, and over it this morning
So what if I told you that the real reason why streaming League feels bad for you?
Is because you're not talking about the path the plan said you want to create while you play you understand? Yeah
So that's why what I want you to do and this is gonna actually like ten times
I'll make your gameplay just sit there and be like alright guys I'm resetting let
me look top of that like talk a serious thought process bro be vocal let's hear
it I'm going to reset after this because I have so much gold and then I'm gonna
hate and then what okay all right then it's gonna be giant all right that's a
good fun now jing see let me ask you a question on the notepad I specifically
said never leave base with a lot of gold or like never I said never do your
second full clear right before you reset so why didn't you reset this game after
your first full clear oh actually I'm gonna do top-to-bop because of the time
was um because I didn't want to be late to my camp I didn't want to back and be
late so I just did two clears okay good I'd like that you said that what if I
told you that because of that now you're just gonna be super late to the
dragon and if the enemy team wants dragon they can they just get it for
free well that's fine cuz it's just one dragon
Jinxie what if I told you it's always just one dragon until the enemy gets
soul and then you just lose the game but like I don't think but I don't
think I can just walk into the pit like I don't think it's that easy like
I- bot's not looking good
But see that's why you just seem to force it like sometimes it's literally just a-
No, not bad! I don't want to force the dragon, that's shit!
It's shit if the enemy team punishes you, but what if they don't bro? It's 50-50 odds
Well, I'll be there in a minute and if I'm not there, I'm not there
All right, then listen if you're not gonna get the first you gotta get the second
Yeah, I'm gonna do three clears and have the highest CS in the lobby
And that's a 100% likelihood of happening.
Instead of forcing the dragon when bot's losing.
OK, I have bad news.
Yeah.
The bad news is that I just lost my game.
And it's like my player, my ADC at the beginning of the game
said, wow, Dontes, you're very good.
And then at the end of the game,
he said, I take back what I said, you're fucking retarded.
Hey, Dontes.
Yeah, what's up?
After double scut I should instantly back and not clear again, right?
Yes, always.
But I should always look for the double scut though, right?
Yes.
You should always look for the double scut as long as you're clear is good.
Do you understand the difference?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Damn.
So let's fucking see it then, JD.
Like I'm telling you right now, I wanna watch you play this game and I wanna be like that's my fucking student.
Like that's how I wanna feel.
I know, I know, but like I got this bro.
I got this is gonna be very easy like this gonna be okay so talk about your plan
Let's see what's going on right now. I'm clearing and I'm looking bot
I might be able to get like a crazy ass double kill the a go showed bro
Okay, so you're saying you might be able to get a crazy ass double kill. You know what else you could get though
The dragon, but after the double you kid there you go. All right, yes, you know
This is like this is really good. Okay. This is good. This is Jink see Jink see if you go for the Aurelian
I'm gonna get the kill and die. Yep. Yeah better than just dragon
There you go already jungle dip there you go. That's all it is my team knows
So if these doctors don't help and I died and that's all
But I won't buy up my
Okay, so listen, this is what I want to see now right what I want you to do is I want to just
I'm getting good at this game. I'm gonna be pro level.
Jinxie, do you want me to tell you something absolutely insane?
Wait, okay, question. If this guy's backing, I should just clear, right?
Because I don't have Pryo on top anymore.
Exactly.
So I should never look for Grubzir, because this is how I would die.
Because I have no Pryo here and I have no Pryo here.
Well, yeah. And it's also because all your camps are respawning.
So it's like there's no reason to risk like grubs aren't as good as dragon. So just got this I
Got you
Yeah, okay, Jinxie. I have a genuine question. What's up, though?
So you said you know how you just said that you could you're actually gonna be like the level one day
Yeah, what's up?
If I could set up a scrim where it would be two professional teams that are actually in the LCS
And then he has the jungle on one team and you asked the jungler on the other team
Would you be down to play that game?
And then and then what like let you stab me in the heart
What would even be the joy factor of that?
Jungle against a black limit a jungle against a fucking challenger
Okay
Listen, how about when you hit like diamond when you hit diamond you want to do that?
Yes, bro, give me give me any time. Well, I get the CS mall
No, right now. It's looking good, bro
And like I was I gave up one dragon like I get that but I'm gonna be there the next one Jinxie Jinxie
I wonder if I could the map somewhere you see right now
No, look at the map look at the map the map yo
Okay, out of the top Diego grub, okay, I'll start off Diego grubs. What do you think we should do now?
invade viego's bot side okay what else do you think we should do Scott so there
what was the problem with this guy you got the kill I like that but what should
I want you to recall. Recall somewhere you should have passed.
I should have passed up here, up here.
Exactly, yes.
So remember, Jinxie, because that was one of the big things I talked about.
It's not your mechanics and the teamfights are the issue right now,
and I really want you to understand this.
It's literally just the fact that a lot of the time,
it's like you have the right idea, you just do it wrong.
It would be like imagining it's Valentine's Day,
and you love your girlfriend, right?
yep okay so on Valentine's Day you want to make her happy you want to give her
a gift right yep do you think your girlfriend would be happy or sad if she
opened up a gift from you and there was a literal turd sitting inside of it you
know but why would I do that for my girlfriend exactly why would you shit
in a gift for your girlfriend same thing if you're gonna gank your
fucking bot lane, why are you gonna run through lane and troll the gank?
I don't know, sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's all me.
I know better than that.
You know I know better too.
I know, exactly.
That's why Jinx, you're like, if you want to hit gold, it's about doing the things
you know to do and actually doing them when they need to be done.
Does that make sense?
Yes, baby.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
By the way, can you peep this CS log real quick on Diego?
So I can get both.
So I can get the dragon logs coming soon because now he's dying and he can't
No, no, no, no, no, Jynxie, Jynxie, let me ask you a question.
Now, you're looking at the map, I'll start us up here, so we can't invade, right?
This is fine.
What do you see on the map as your next timer?
Talk to me.
This, and then my buff.
And then?
His buff, and then dragon, dragon, this, this, then my buff, then dragon.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
So now, so now, love dragon.
Yep, that's good.
So now, let me ask you a question.
If we want to go for an invade, then what are we going to need?
Uh, Pryo and Vision, we need Pryo and Vision.
Pryo and Vision, but we're also going to need our team to move, right?
Yep, yep.
So, should we ping our team to follow us to the boobuff while we're going there?
Yes, but will they do that though?
Well, we're going to find out, there you go.
Yep, keep doing it, keep doing it.
Remember, Jinxie, in League of Legends, your teammates are your slaves.
without orders they cannot fulfill your wishes do you understand?
check bot, drone bot
drone bot, maybe there's a dive
drone bot, like
okay now go blue
but Jinxie do you see what I mean how it's like if you didn't
imagine you didn't drone bot there at all
like you need to start droning lanes
it's number one rule, do you understand?
yep, sorry bro
hey, now you're gonna have to run
now you're, now you're, nope
nope, nope, now you're just gonna run
So here you're probably gonna die but it's because I'm ironically the enemy
Alistar is smurfing. Like I'm not even bolstering when I say that. The enemy was
good, it's unlucky Alistar is there. Now on respawn, where are we gonna want to go?
We are going to buy our BF store and we're gonna go well now we can't get
dragon. Yeah so what's the plan? How's he smurfing? Because the way that
Alcars moving around the map is in a way that iron players and bronze players never do like he's moving around the map like he's a
He's a master's player. I'm not kidding you
Yeah, I'm being like genuinely dead serious like no iron bronze yourself or player plays the way he does
Okay, so now I'm gonna want you to run let me ask you a question. You can see why are you going to the gromp?
I'm not there you go good so after this Diego just died what do you think you
should do if you want to fuck him in the ass in vain exactly because if he's dead
on your top side three spawning maybe it's all sides can be up so let's walk
it okay stop using your smite like that do you understand me yes now you have
no smite for the objective if you want to go for it you have none for the
the ego becomes like it's ass
i want you to work in the bush to your right the bush to your right to your
right
now go for the rafters rafters rafters rafters all crux
right to late
yet you might actually
after this
i want you to go straight
to the hell
now jinxie i'm gonna ask you a question
And I wanted to give me the only right answer.
Oh, you can maybe go top two.
Okay, no, no, now you're back off, now you're back off.
So, you see how there, it was, you could maybe go top?
So that's where you need to drone.
It's like, right now, Jinx, the problem is that
it's like imagine I'm coaching you,
or you're coaching me in R6,
and you tell me maybe you could walk through here.
And then normally I would drone, right?
But it's like I just walk in and I die.
Like the problem is that you have to drone
before committing to plays.
Do you follow?
Yep.
Okay, so now just give this help.
it's over
head up head up head up so you don't die to the moored
can i go in or no no no i was shocked
now you back up and then walk to your woops now you walk to woops
what the fuck is the moored doing this motherfucking psycho path
bro this guy's serious i'm gonna rip his head off in a second
um no you're not because if you try to he's gonna ulti and you're gonna die
instantly
Okay, so now I want you to look for the Raptors after Raptors we're looking on
Crogs, okay. This is so hard. It is it is but keep in mind it's just because I'll
start smurfing and your team is like ass. And bots losing, mids losing, tops losing,
like it's not even just the smurf it's just every lane it's like I can't do
any objectives because there's some like nuclear bomb walking at me every
time yep exactly hard fucking game okay so listen what you're gonna do I want you
to just walk straight to the crab now but look but look but go in the tri-bush
here because now look you sell a rally in souls alone
gank properly I won't tell you how but do it properly good okay now you don't
need to use your ult here just walk at him and kill him but don't need with Q
okay do you actually think it's because you didn't all thought that was the issue
I would have killed him okay now he runs out I just wait yeah you just play this
place you can see what would what did I tell you about ganking with Master Yi
Back up and go to the cap.
Leave with your auto, leave with your auto.
Okay, so why did you instantly Q him right away the second you were in range?
Good job, Turret.
Okay, but okay, let me explain something.
Just play this fight.
Okay, now you can recall. Recall on full clear top to bottom.
Isn't this guy 1 HP on his Turret though?
Yeah, he might be.
No, he is. I'm sawing.
Alright, so go on Q him. Q him and get a kill.
This is what I'm talking about, like what is that?
I don't even know what that is.
God I hate this fucking game, it's like I don't, nothing's ever the same, it's always some
different snowflake.
What is that, poison mist of dust?
So no, so Aurelion's soul summons a black hole that just pulls everything towards
its center.
Why'd you wait for me to die to say that?
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't think he would use it there.
Okay, so Jinxie, listen to me.
The thing about ganking as Master Yi though, is keep in mind that none of that would have
happened if you would have done the initial gank properly.
Because think of it this way, when you Q as Master Yi, it makes it so that turret targets
someone else and you dodge the current shot.
So you could have actually waited earlier and then afterwards you press Q and then
you're good.
Do you understand?
Like here this is the point where as a jungler your eyes need to always be on the minimap.
And when you see people show on the minimap, you drone, do you understand me?
Yep.
Like right now you should never be looking at your gromp ever.
You should be looking on your minimap and then wherever you see an enemy go, that's
where you go.
Alright?
Good.
Also but if I just ard that guy, like I know I shouldn't have led with you,
If I art him my Q would have did enough damage to kill him because he was literally 1h
Nah, I honestly don't think so
We're going going on this
Hey no, go bot side, go bot side
You can go bot side, you can go bot side or red invade, but bot side is fine too
I mean chat, you guys saying dragon mug but like physically what do you want me to do
Or just gigantic on comeback break every 5 seconds
okay so again you're wasting your spines but it's fine maybe we can look
mid just wait a second back up back up and drone back up and drone back up and
drone drone see like this where you have to be doing you back up you drone you
but I know now fight now there you go
what are you kidding me how the fuck did he not die and how did every kill
get stolen. How the fuck did he not die? So yeah that was a bit unfortunate again but
it's okay because overall the play was good though, overall the play was good. It's improvement.
Bro always acts like it's not his fault. Well there's a smurfing support player, mid's
losing, top's losing and bot's losing. So yeah this one's not my fault. And you're
You're getting fucking banned, literally you're getting fucking banned.
If this is my fault, then yeah, okay, then I should just actually blow my brains out.
If I actually have that much self-hatred that I'm gonna blame myself for this, then I shouldn't
ever be touching a video game.
Like tops losing, mids losing, bots losing, they have a smurfing support player.
Literally go fuck yourself.
Like if you actually want me to take blame for this, go fuck yourself.
Go talk up, talk up.
Like listen guys, I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think this game is on Jingxi, necessarily.
And anyone that thinks it is, you're getting banned and your mom is getting fucked by high-fives.
Okay, so now, look, maybe up, maybe up, look.
So remember what I said about droning?
Okay, now we can look here.
Look at how high HP they are.
Because you remember all the little lines?
Go Gromp, just take Gromp, it's fine, take Gromp.
You're good.
So again, Jinxie, you need to stop using your smite, especially at this stage of the game.
I know, I'm sorry. I'm just not in, uh, like, the game's fucking over. Like, okay? The game is over.
No, not yet. No, it's not.
Bro, no, listen.
I guarantee you this game is over with.
Bro, I guarantee you.
Bro, what the fuck? Then why then play, bro? Everything, it's over! Why then play!
Go ahead!
Dude, Jinxie, I'm just gonna say it, bro.
Enough of this cock mentality, the game's over, why even play?
It's enough!
When we're playing League, our team can always throw.
So can the enemy!
Fucking log in!
For once!
Okay!
I don't even care that I flashed, let me get that gold.
Jinxie, let me ask you a question.
If you alt-tap forward right now, and I log into this game,
Are we winning or are we losing?
You're winning, but you're a challenger player in the bronze line.
I don't give a fuck!
Okay, okay then, Jinxie, I'm winning, but I'm a challenger player in the bronze lobby, sure, sure.
But it shows that it's still winnable.
When you sit there and you think to yourself, well, it's over,
you're saying it's over because you're not good enough.
That's what you're saying right now.
You're telling me my name's Jinxie, and I'm not the truth.
I'm just a regular little bronze player that's gonna blame his team and say,
It's over just set that is that what you want your legacy to be Jinxie?
Now
Do you want to be the little bronze pair that was hard suck I can never get out of silver
Now you can back up like a jinxie this game is winnable
It's all on you
there you go I say cast it on my screen if you box up being killed if not see if
you can up your team do not get too close to the more do not get too close
to more okay like you walk up he's gonna go in for the kill go for him through
the up up up you come on baby there it is okay now Joan boss okay
modicizer side screen we can't kill him we're taking this from backing off
backing off backing off I know you motherfucker I know like I don't wear
wig go where I'm in hell like the code player where do you want me to fucking
show you like Jesus Christ okay Jinxy Jinxy if you see that they're on your
right side and there's an opening to your left side why are we walking up and
recalling into the bush because I thought recalling into a bush is something
good to do okay is it good to do when the enemy team has a ghosting smurfing
owl song? no so that's why listen listen I just want you to hear me out okay you
always want to take the guaranteed play there if you recall in the bush
I relies on them not checking it if you just walk away, then you don't have to put any reliance on fate
Do you understand?
Yep, or my ergot couldn't be one in ten that also could be cool
Like I don't know. I just I'm out of this plate top lane man
Holy fucking Christ
Jinxy you know every game is losing lanes. I swear to God. I'm in front of you. I can't do this shit anymore
Oh, Jinxie, you gotta help play the swerve!
Like, no, bro. No.
Fuck this shit, genuinely.
No, Jinxie!
Check my hop! I have three losing lanes every fucking game.
Fuck this shit!
Seriously, fuck this shit, genuinely.
You are not a child! You cannot complain about three losing lanes!
You can decide the game single-handedly every game!
Do you want to listen? This is something, like, listen, and I want to listen to you good.
Farm for now. Do not walk mid. You cannot do much here.
Actually wait, walk up, walk up. Joan it? Maybe you can.
Okay, now just back off and wait.
I should die with half an end if she goes up.
Yeah, okay, go farm your Raptors. Jynxxy, I want you to listen to me, listen to me good, okay?
I know that it's frustrating to get in these games, but you have to understand that your goal isn't to be a silver player.
It's not to be gold and it's not to be platinum or emerald.
Your goals want to be challenger and being challenger means forcing good habits and actively thinking about what you're doing
Why you're doing it and how it's gonna be done?
Okay, the problem right now is that you're so focused
So focused on just the concept of winning that you're never trying to learn or improve
You're just spamming games and the thing is that that can be good for mechanics or like limit knowledge or whatever it is
But it's not doing you any papers right now because all it's doing is it's setting you up to be a silver or gold jungler
Not a challenger one. I want you to sit there right now while you're playing and I want you to look at your smite charges
I want to be like I'm not gonna use my smite. I want you to be like I'm gonna try
I have a question when my teammate walks in and gets buzzsawed. What do I do?
Just let like you recall and you buy your item. You recall you buy your item
That's what you do because here's what happens
happens.
You make it to BuzzSword and then everybody just forces some 4B5 and then they go, where
are you at?
Yee, where are you at?
Yee.
And then I accidentally miscollect.
Yeah, but Jinx, think of League like a game of dominoes, right?
If you have a guy that abandons his child for the first 20 years of their life and
then on their 21st birthday, he decides to bring them to the amusement park and
they don't enjoy themselves, it's not because of that that they have a bad connection.
It's because they were abandoned.
And the problem is that when you play your early game the way you do, when you
You sit there and you enter under the tower, you enter the Aurelian Soul, you don't hold
your Q or save your Q when you're ganking.
All of these things lead yourself to a point where it's like now the game is unwinnable.
But it didn't start out this way, do you understand?
And I'm not saying this because I want to make you feel bad or make you feel like
shit.
I'm saying this because right now you're at a very critical inflection point in your
life.
It's like there are two paths that you can go down.
the challenger league of legends player or jinx see the guy that used to be child or used to play
league and hit silver and I want to see you go down the right path okay so now here you can drone
you have to drone droning is what sets up your place okay now you're walking up too far maybe
look towards the vehicle but you don't want to walk in areas where they could be like ganking
Okay, yeah, so now just run run up see this is good
Jump jump
You can fight this you can fight this
Not bad not bad kid not bad
Okay, let's run run away this fanboy piece of shit
No up up up up run up in the turret into the turret
No, no into the bush into the bush and then I wanted to hold W hold W for as long as you can now hold it
Now you wait, now you wait, now out of him, and hold your Q, save Q and just out of him.
Now hold W, hold W, hold W, hold W.
Now out of him.
Like there the problem is that the second he goes in, he like chases you, it's hard to outplay it,
but that's the only way that we could have, could actually, right?
Okay, so now the good news is your team's up in about 15, they might be able to hold
this.
Let's drone over our base, let's watch what's happening.
Like I just want you to think in your head, don't be tempted, just think, it's okay,
we got this.
Your team's respawning, three people alive, they're gonna smurf this shit, it's gonna
be crazy.
Watch.
no I think they all have like a 78 IQ but okay I think this is
probably the worst team I've had actually now this is an average team
this is horrible but it's okay listen it's like setting up Baron no fuck
back they're setting up Baron and they're gonna walk into the panic
like wow what what is the and then like like it's just you'll stop
I'm not pulling the fucking surrender, you fucking pig!
Jesus Christ!
Why are you on League of Legends?
You're just gonna vote to FF the whole fucking time.
Holy shit!
Yeah, run into three people, woo!
All right, walk back, walk back, walk back, walk back.
No, no, no, no, no, walk back, walk back, walk back.
Try to play with your team on second.
I appreciate the motivation and shit bro, I do, but it's like, I entered to Aurelion
soul and I didn't know what that ability did, like I have no idea what that shit is.
No I get it, but you never would have done it if you would have saved your Q.
I know, but then it's about what you can control, what you could have controlled was,
nice good good, here again, walk back into Nexus, heal, you need a heal.
Jinx what I'm saying is sure that was out of your control
But what was in your control is the fact that you fucked it up the first time around
And it made it possible for you to fuck it up the second does that make sense
But don't you agree that I should have arred there? What am I seeing my art for other than kills?
Well because if you have it then you can have it for a different kill and you said wasting it on that one
It's like saying what's the point of spending this hundred dollar saving this hundred dollars if I'm just gonna spend it a week from now like
You know what I mean?
He ain't doing shit.
Alright bro.
Yo Timo, you walked into a dragon pit into five fucking people and then you're typing
Timo ain't doing shit.
Like, bro, oh my god, I literally just, oh I can't even say that on screen.
No, back up, back up.
I want you to back up and ping off, ping off, because right now you don't have
your team.
And I want you to ping off, ping off.
I'm letting you know they're gonna fight well then then then you let her die you let her die here
All right, GD
No, no you suffer just sit back. Just wait just wait he ain't doing shit. You're fucking 411
Okay, do not focus the Alistar
Go go on a so I saw a so I'm so rolling so
He got a Haze skin.
Reported.
Report for Team Sabotage.
Report for Team Sabotage.
Report for Team Sabotage.
Report for Team Sabotage.
Report for Team Sabotage.
Ye ain't doing shit, Team of Types, as he's 4 and 12 and probably 30 years old, and no one wants to check that guy's hard drive.
Okay, wait. Do you want to check if the All-Star was smurfing?
Sure.
Okay.
How do I check that?
Oh, so I'll check for you.
Jynxie, can I tell you something crazy right now?
But I think it's actually true.
That ergot breeds the same air as the rest of the human race?
No, I'm going to tell you something crazy.
I think that right now, in order for you to really climb, what you need to do is
Because you have to go fresh account.
What do you mean?
Okay.
So there's a concept that I'm going to have to explain to you, okay?
Are you being serious or like trolling?
No, no, this isn't trolling.
This isn't trolling.
This isn't trolling.
Let me explain something to you.
Right now, the problem is that you're stuck in an elo that you feel like you don't belong in, right?
And it's making you get to a point where you're sitting there and you're like, dude,
I can't climb, nothing can happen, all of these things, okay?
Now the problem is that if you sit there and you like try your all for win and you get 18LP,
you're kind of just whatever about it because you're never going to lose 22 next game, right?
That's why a broken strat that you can abuse is it's called the fresh account strat, where
you can put on a new account and then in your first game, you sit there and you
can spawn in like mid to high silver and then you keep climbing that way.
Now, there's a problem with it though, because if you do that, even if you had gold or platinum
or whatever it is, everyone's just going to say lemmiki because you went fresh.
Do you understand?
So, the thing is that it is kind of lemmiki, right?
But the problem right now isn't your teams or your games, I'm telling you it's your
mentality.
Because your mentality should be, right now you're like, let me explain something
to you.
see you up right now.
I don't know, I have like a incredible record.
I'm the best jungler in like silver three history.
Like I'm sorry, like with this whole mindset shit.
Yeah, I'm literally the truth.
Like I'm like 25 wins positive.
Do you like, do you realize like how unwinnable this is?
Like, what mindset is gonna solve this, bro?
This guy's 2-14.
Okay, let me explain it.
It's because right now the thing is that you are
in Loser's Q and you have been in Loser's Q for two months.
Yes, yes, yes, I'm in Loser's Q.
Yes, finally, we got to logic.
Yes, I'm in Loser's Q.
Now, listen, do you want me to explain to you
how to actually climb in League?
When you are in Loser's Q,
you minimize the amount of losses you have,
and when you are in Winner's Q,
you spam games for 20 hours straight
and you climb hard as fuck.
That's why me for example, I was like 1300 LP,
I fell to 800 LP over the course of like a month.
And then in the span of three days, I climbed to 1500.
It's because sometimes Winner's Q allows you
to actually climb, right?
Now I will say, you are getting very unfortunate games.
You 100% are, okay?
But you just need to really sit there
and think to yourself, how can I improve
with the way these games are going?
Do you follow?
Yep.
So like, for example, what do you think it was
last game that you could have done different
that might have made you win?
I should have R'd the Aurelian Soul and Q'd
and then I don't know her ability.
Like you didn't tell me she has a quicksand
and I died on turrets.
Okay, but what if I told you there was something else that you did wrong in this game?
I just want to show you one second and then that's all I'm going to do.
Are you watching my screen?
Yep.
Okay.
What was the rule one that I told you about getting solo in low elo?
Do you remember?
I win like 80% of the time or something.
Yeah, if you get sold, you win 80% of the time.
So here we got the early clear.
This is good, right?
Watch this.
You got this, good.
This is great.
You go for the double crab.
Ooh, this was almost a kill too.
Yep, you get the double crab.
Now, can I show you something crazy?
Yep.
OK.
If we sit there and if we recall,
how long do you think it would take us
to get back to our gromp?
10 seconds.
I should have backed after this.
Not 10.
Well, let's say 15 seconds, OK?
Yep.
OK.
Let me show you something.
15 seconds, right?
And why did you do gromp here?
I don't know. I just wanted to have I wanted to be right to it. Yeah, okay
No, no, no, no, no, no
What you did was fine because the mentality that you had but I want to show you something watch
So here you go for the grump right and
I wanted to see how long it takes you to do your clear
Alright, so we're starting I just realized if I spend gold I can clear faster anyways because I'll do more damage with items
Yep, okay. I got it
But it's not just that it's not just that it's also you start clearing at 418, right?
Yep
You finish your clear at
at 535. What if I told you that if you reset for your item it's exactly that, bro?
It's the fact that you would have had enough items to make your clear fast enough
that then you would get to cure up the same part. Only difference being that now
you can actually just do the dragon. Yep, I understand. It's literally just
this. The reason why you're getting fucked in so many of these games I'm
telling you just has to do with the setup around dragon. It is literally
just that and if you just lock in on that I'm telling you it's going to be so much better
I got you right alright man okay well listen I know it's tilting bro but I'm telling you
you got this shit it's a rough patch but there is light at the end of the tunnel yeah
And like, is this bannable if you're two and 14
with like 120 CS?
Cause like every time I step foot into a lobby,
I'm 99% of the time I'm gonna have the least stats on my team.
50% of the time I'll have the most kills on my team.
100% of the time I'll have the most CS on my team.
But like, if they just have the player that's two and 14,
I'll win the game.
But they like it's literally only me like I'm gonna actually scroll and check the last time an enemy player has into it
So last game no enemy player into the game before no enemy player into the game before
No enemy player into the game before no enemy player into I had 20 I 26 kills and I lost
The game before I went 20 and 5 still even with me going 20 and 5 this guy's 3 and 11
And I jungle got the fuck out of him and that I'm supposed to believe I'm supposed to fucking believe that I share a rank with this guy
I'm the same skill as this guy at my fucking ass
Then we go here. No enemy players in fit. Okay, this guy went one and I he is on support though
He's on support. So I mean, it's normal for him to go one and I but like I can go through my whole match history
I won't find a two and 15 top laner on the other team, but every fucking game. It's someone on my team
that's two and 15.
I don't know what type of demonic shit this is, bro.
And like, yeah, I'll back next time
and I will get better and I'll keep playing the game.
But like the biggest problems right now
is I don't understand abilities.
I don't understand abilities.
And I have the worst player in the lobby
is on my team every time.
Okay, so I'm gonna ask you a question right now, right?
And this is what we'll end off on.
Do you want to spam games as much as you can?
Or do you want to climb as fast as you can?
Which one?
Spam games.
Oh, so let's say I were to tell you that if you play League for, let's say,
three hours a night, if you're to do one thing for 30 minutes a day, it would
unironically help you so much like you wouldn't want to do it.
Oh, like, like you mean like a RAM?
Yes.
Yeah, I'll play ARAM, I guess. I don't know. I just feel like I could learn the game just
by playing people.
So, GenC, it's on ARAM. Look, I'm gonna show you something right now. Press play. Press
play. Okay. Do create CUS or training. Press this training. Practice, so confirm. Start
Okay, lock in any champion that you don't know what they do
Cool, right now wait
Cool all right so now on the left side of your screen on the left side of your screen
I want you to click the arrow at the bottom, no at the complete bottom on the
left side. There's like a little arrow pointing down, nice. Where it says spawn
enemy dummy, just click it somewhere. So I click it and then click on the
ground anywhere. Yep, so click okay so top left where it says spawn enemy
dummy. Yep, click it anywhere. Okay, yep, so you're gonna left click. There you go.
I'll get it. Now, scroll up one more time, scroll up one more time, okay?
Do, click where it says level up on the left side of your screen, yep, click it ten times,
and then click where it says auto refresh mana.
On the left side, it's a little teardrop.
Oh my god. Okay, right there.
Okay, there you go. Now just press a bunch of random abilities and read them.
and then use it
oh what is that all too
stun like CC, CC
yes okay so now let me ask you a question
if you're playing against Cassiopeia
what do you now know her R will stun me
2 seconds
Okay, so if you see a Cassiopeia you're gonna think to yourself. Ooh if she has R
What happens?
Okay, so now however W what is grounded mean
Her W I just like the same bullshit. I just get stuck
You get stuck so you can use any movement abilities
So now let me ask you a question. If I walk in Cassiopeia, what is the biggest threat for you as Master Yi?
You grounding me and aring me?
Yep. Okay. Now leave the game
Okay, press play press training
Practice all I think I have too much brain rot to do this bro
Like I'd rather get shot in the head than do this.
It seems so like.
But do you okay?
I would have to play them and learn.
I don't know, bro.
Okay, but Jinxie, what if I told you that when you play against him, you don't learn shit
because now you know that Rallie and Soul has the black hole, right?
Did you know that his ult stuns you if you stand in the circle?
What do you mean, the quicksand?
No, not the quicksand.
He has an ability that falls from the sky and it stuns you if you're in the circle.
Like, Jinxie, you have to realize that I'm not kidding you when I say this.
If you, unironically, just do this with five champions a day, and you take ten minutes out
of your day to do this, ten minutes, you will save yourself thousands of hours.
And it's ten, like, I know it doesn't sound like a lot, but look, do the same thing.
Spam level up, spam level up!
Just spam it.
Now, auto refresh mana. Fast, auto refresh mana, okay?
Now, scroll down, spawn enemy dummy.
Scroll down, spawn enemy dummy on the left side. Fast.
Yep, the arrow down, spawn enemy dummy. Now, read your abilities and see what they do.
So now hold it!
You don't have to hold it.
I want you to hold it.
Oh, I've seen this before.
Yep.
See?
Okay.
Does it...
Hold supply damage over time?
Yes.
Well, it's like...
It does damage for as long as you're getting hit by it.
Now, read your W.
What does your W do?
Whoa.
Whoa, what does that do, though?
Oh, whoa, what does that do though?
Like it lets me fly
Take down on champions and be exempt them reducing their ability what so if I fly into them it fucks their abilities
No, so it's kind of like Master EQ if you go in and you kill someone then your W cooldown gets reset
Okay, what is your e do read your ear?
Someone's a black hole. So this is what happened to me. Yes, read it though
Dragon enemies towards the center for 5 seconds, oh so it like pulls you in.
Enemies in the center below 5.1% help die instantly.
Yep, and now read your arcs.
Same shit, it just throws it.
Kind of except this time it's a stun, and if you got stacks of your passive, it can
be a bigger stun.
So go up, go up on the left side of your screen, like click the upper arrow, and then do auto
refresh cooldowns.
Walk up to the enemy dummy and press R. Press R on it.
Oh wow.
So if you're playing against a rebellion soul, what are the threats?
I feel like it's the same shit for all these fuckers.
She's like if someone's squishy their threats are normally just CC and stunning and if someone's tanky their threats are just like
Isolation yes, but Jin see the trick isn't knowing oh like oh it's one threat or whatever it is
It's about knowing what the threat looks like so that when you see it in your games
Now you know it's on cooldown after it's used and you can go in that's what master Yi needs you understand
Okay, we're gonna do one last one are you ready?
Yeah, last thing I'll tell you his all his uh his black hole is only ever a problem
If you don't have alt if you have alt it ignores the slow so now do one more time training
Training okay yeah practice though another guy yep do another one that you have no fucking
clue what they do like you would see them in your game and you'd be like what the fuck is that
um i'm just gonna do timos full kit just so i can understand him because this guy's like played
so much good but jingsy good do you want to know why what you just said was so important
because how many times have you played against timo for 15 000 times like every day exactly yes
He's almost every game and it isn't it crazy that you still don't know what he does
I mean I kind of know what he does. He just kind of puts down poison
Yeah, you kind of but you don't fully know do you see what I'm getting at so now go spawn an enemy dummy
Spawning on me dummy
So you scroll down on the arrow one time
There you go. And now read your abilities. Read them.
So his Q, oh my god, his Q blinds you. That's so stupid.
Yes. And it, it targets, it blinds me for three seconds. Jeez it.
Like it's, I mean seriously.
It makes him move quick.
Yup.
Yo, this guy is broken.
His Teemo's attack supply poison on hit.
So that's what's stealing the magic damage and then his R is just like the extreme cranchet
Yeah
So Jin see do you want to know how to counter a Timo as master Yi?
how
What if I told you that the only thing well you can do it two ways the first one is if you queue
I wanted to press Q like out of a fresh cooldowns and press Q on this dummy
What if I told you that unironically, Yi can Q that, but because it travels so fast it's
hard to.
So the way that you actually counter him is that you wait until he uses his Q and then
you just hold W.
Then while he's just autoing you, you tank all his damage, then you Q on him and you
kill him.
Do you follow?
Instead of hyper specifying 200 engagements, if I'm ever stunned or grounded, should I always
W like every time if I'm stunned?
Well, if you're stunned, you can press anything, right?
What about if I'm grounded or grounded?
If you're blinded?
Yes, if you're blinded.
If you're grounded, rooted, anything.
So rooted, yeah.
In those cases, holding W is normally better.
You only ever want to use your W as the auto attack reset, like how you normally
use it only if only if the enemy team only if the enemy team is gonna die like
if you're going in you know they're gonna die but imagine you're playing
in to cast the opi or against like a team out and you go in on him and he
doesn't use his blind yet then you should hold on to your doubly right
until it uses it. Yeah. So that's what it is. So that's why John said it's on you.
Um, yep. Like, I think one of my big problems is I'm torn and like I don't
mean this because like when we get into the specifics of champions like I it
genuinely is like mostly pointless because there's 200 champions and I'm
bronze and they don't even know what their abilities do. What I kind of mean
is like for the macro thing is like I don't know the different scenarios when I should hold my w
or when I should use my w as an auto cancel to like multiply damn it I don't know the
okay so so the the litmus test is if you think you have the damage to kill somebody
right then you use w as an auto reset if you don't you hold it do you understand
I think I'm going to die, hold my W if I think I'm going to beat them to the damage
raise.
Use it as an auto cancel.
Exactly, yes.
Or if you're going in for like a one shot, yes.
Now it's also important to note too that you are making this like, you are low key
making your run a bit nightmare difficulty with Yi because Yi is a champion where if
they use anything and you get up GG you're dead instantly.
That's why I'm telling you.
It's like I was saying, when it comes to Warwick, you could literally have a 75% on Warwick and you just drone your bloodsends.
I'm not even kidding.
Like, I would honestly tell you, because right now I know you're fucking tilted, and I would be too.
You had a point where like, dude, fuck this shit.
But what if I told you that, like would you look at me and say that I'm a good master, you player?
Yeah.
Okay, would you look at me and say that my mechanics are really good on Yi?
You've seen them.
Okay, I want you to look at my screen right now.
more and like the um okay I'm in yeah loss loss loss loss okay no no look at
this so I'm what you would call a really good you player right and I know my
mechanics I know every champion perfectly yeah right and it's like in all of
these games what if I told you that I'm dealing with the same shit that you
are I'm not even trolling look at this game right I have a
Gragas one-trick first-timing one-in-eleven a lowey look at this game I
have everyone just doing absolutely nothing while this guy while everyone
just runs over the game and this guy's like 80% kp look at this game I have
a fucking 4 and 20 ball lane and this is master games I'm telling you if you
just go. Wukong and Warwick, you're gonna have a way better experience because Yi is
a champion where you're just gonna get fucked a lot. And it's a thing where it's like for
now what I would tell you to do is even last pick jungle and if the enemy team looks squishy
you go Yi and if they don't, right? Because like part of the problem too, like I'll
show you bro. I'm gonna show you all the games where it looks like it's a bad
are you watching yep okay all right bad yee game kind of a bad yee game good yee
game good yee game this I would say kind of a bad yee game right but you're so
smart that this would be also bad yee game right bad yee game this one is like
a decent one. Is Warwick harder to counter? Yes, because as ye, all you do is you just
one shot and you die. It's like, bro, this is what I wanted to show you. Your Warwick
is genuinely fucking good. And I know you've been losing recently, but look at your score
lines on him. You're only losing because you're not maximizing the amount of value you get
from your bloodsense. If you just put off your bloodsense and you always drone
your bloodsense the second you see them, you're instantly gold. I'm not even
shitting you and then if you put in wukong as a secondary oh my fucking god you're gonna climb
the problem is that right now you forcing ye every game when you don't have the proper champion
knowledge is the thing that's fucking you up really bad you understand yeah yeah yeah and it's like
i know that you have champion knowledge on ye but ye doesn't require you knowing your mechanics
it's about knowing when to hold your cue right and save it and the other thing about ye is like
Like, he is, I can be full crit build, like everything, but like if I get caught in a team
fight, it's over.
Like if I get stunned focused, it doesn't even matter.
Like he's so stressful to use.
Because like, look, dude, and Muda is a perfect example, right?
Muda has games on Akali, Yasuo and Silas, right?
And Yasuo literally like 0% on all of them.
But then on Yone, all of a sudden it's 55, right?
And not to be that guy, but a lot of the reason why isn't just because Muda learned all the
matchups, right?
Like, keep in mind he has almost 600 games.
It's because he learned the matchups and also Yone is a champion that's very forgiving.
Like if you go in and you fuck up, you can always e back.
If you get caught out, you can always ult away.
Like there are ways for you to unfuck up.
Whereas on champions like Master Yi, you don't have an oh shit button.
You just die.
And that's why.
And that's why I'm telling you, bro, right now for you, I swear to you, if you were to
get back from your marathons with Ron and shit like that, or even off stream tonight
or maybe later on stream tonight, whatever you do, you say, I'm going to go Warwick
and I'm just going to drone my bloodsense.
Literally, just do that and you're going to drop 30 kills a game.
I'm telling you, just go in with only, I'm going to drone my bloodsense and
I'm going to get Dragon Soul.
You will drop 30 kills every single game.
Do you understand?
Yes, sir.
I got you, bro.
Okay.
So, GenC, listen, that's it for me.
I got to go now.
But I just want you to remember that, Warwick, Wukong, droning Bloodsense, and practicing
champions in practice tour for five minutes a day, okay?
Yep.
I got you, bro.
I got you.
All right.
Anyways, it was nice talking to you, bro.
And I hope you have a great time in Cherry Springs or Cherry Hill, whatever it is.
Yeah.
Good seeing you, bro.
Alright, you too, later.
Chad, it's not even like a champion thing, bro.
I'm going to go pee really quick. I'm probably going to rip a game on Warwick with music. I just ended on YouTube. Wait one second.
Thank you very much.
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I'm not even tilting guys I'm not even tilting I'm not even tilting yo guys
anybody got some hype-ass music what's like a hype-ass song bro what's like a
What is a hype ass song?
What is a hype ass song, guys?
Oh, I got one.
Check, give me some requests.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
I'm going to do what Don't Test Said and Last Tech Jungle, and then see what happens.
I'm going to do what he said and, like, see.
If I see the most disgusting...
Come on, Jack. Come on.
Come on.
No more bad games.
I gotta play good.
John Dez with the raid!
Jack, give me some of this.
I gotta do good this game.
If my teammate goes 2-14, he goes 2-14, but I'm gonna leave my alt on the rift to this game.
Come on boys!
Is anybody saying some songs in here?
Chad, I see some songs!
I'm gonna play really good this game trust me
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I feel like Salah, I'm as old as Jesus, peace for style
Back in Cougar City, we ride around, creeping my niggie with dap pounds
So if I fall, I'm on the ground, these are things that make me smile
No one has forgotten my brother a while
I keep myself so lucky, I am a customer to a new heist
I feel perfect, don't be a thinker, it's worth it, see what I'm like
Man, everybody wanna be a tick, I have my life and I won't let it
Shut your mouth before I bite, hide my jokes, stay my life
If you see me, see what I'm thinking, wanna like me, I am fading man
Yo, Chad, that's back-to-back wins. Come on, man!
Hi, guys. Keep the record on screen, daddy.
Chad, I'm going to gold!
Oh my god, they have a jacks. Thank god I went warwick.
Yo, Jacks, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass now.
Just what I mean. I'm not even kidding.
Like, people always talk about like, oh, yee, point and click.
Yee's a point and click champion.
Yo, yee matches up horrible into, like, half the champion pool.
any CC, any stun, anything that blinds him, anything that counters his autos.
And he's not even tanky. If he gets isolated in a team fight, it's over.
You have to position yourself so good, you have to choose proper fights.
Warwick, I know, 90 to 95% of my one-on-one engagements, I'm gonna win.
90 to 95%. Yee, it's like fucking 40-60.
He ain't just tryna ask me for one dance
He think he sleep with my guardians
They take me from this rap so
In my place, no hate, she'll enter livin'
RG, I'm so good
Now back to back wins, can we make it three in a row?
Can we make it three in a row?
Life's fuckin' TV!
Seventeen, thirty-one
I'm like, hey, what's up alone?
Since you're pretty, as soon as you came in the door
I just want to chill, got a cycle, I'm still rollin'
Can't we make it three in a row?
To my stone, so down with the nursery, missin' my lo
See my child queen lay at the piano
We be countin' up, but your bottom days go
We just said it, don't talk about your lambs
I fit the six six grand, I'm a ram's go
Man, I swear I love it, I see what the damn for
Hit the street, girl, baby, let me raise go
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So high stars in the dust and I gotta pull a full run
I can try to be on touch.
No!
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I'm there a little bit earlier a little bit earlier I keep y'all so alive
I'm gonna kill Mock turn whatever right back there
They're backing. This is our dragon. They're backing. This is our dragon. And mid-shot, mid-shot. This is our dragon. Our dragon!
After this?
I don't know what I'm alive to see, but you're dead.
I can't even tell if it's between you and what's real.
You can't even tell if you're waiting or when you're asleep.
Where are you?
I can't remember anything.
Can't tell if you see through the wall or through the window.
See down inside, I feel the strain.
The sterile silence stopped there.
Now that the war is through with fear, I'm waking up by 10 hours a day
That there's not much left in me, nothing is real but fate
Oh, my breath is high, I wish I'm dead
Oh, please, God
Help! Motherfucker, help!
You're funny, I didn't shout about everything, oh God
26 fucking pangs bro Jesus bro fucking stop
Listen to the pain god damn it
I'm pinging for a fucking reason
No shut the fuck up shut the fuck up you hit the fuck you you do whatever the fuck I tell you do
Just like a waltz and a waltz
Tied two sheets and made me fear
Got this life off from there
Oh, my grip inside a wishful tear
Oh, please, God, wake me
I forgot. I forgot it's the cock thing. I forgot about it. Yep, I totally forgot. It's
the most cock champion in the fucking game. Oh my god, I forgot. I forgot about the cock
champ. Oh god, you're such a cringe lord. How did he stun me when he was R'd though?
Yeah, you can't fight Jax if you're an auto attacker. It's not even real.
Just ultimate cockage.
It might be the most annoying game of the league I've ever played.
Why did we run away from an objective?
Wait, why did we run away from an objective?
We see, I got reached earlier.
After run away again? Wait, guys, come on, come on.
Guys, I mean I have flash so, alright.
This is actually insane.
I hate this whole fucking team.
I hate every single one of you cock suckers.
Brother, just hit the fucking Rift Hero!
What's up, Jacks?
My god! Does this guy have internet?
No, alright, alright. He's 4 and 6, why is his health bar not moving?
Such a shit fucking game. He's 4 and 6, why is his health bar not moving?
Like, what is this champion? Deadass. I hate, I, like, the only reason why people are
better than me is because I don't understand shit.
He's, he's, he's literally four and six. Why is his health bar not moving?
Why? He was on 20% health for like nine autos. What is that?
Oh, now you're gonna hit the fucking brick tarot, Yasuo. Whatever.
Well they TP'd so there's nothing I can do.
Yeah, just a hard counter to Warwick and Yi.
Just for extreme cocks.
Extreme fucking cocks.
Time to get a Bambin on another dragon pit.
here I come here I come
you're dead and if you don't come to the wait are you are you actually backing
Alright, Ornn. You're backing? You're backing right now.
I was gonna run. I swear to God, I was gonna close my app.
If they walked away right there. I'm not even kidding.
Come here, boy. Double tier 2. What's up? What's up?
This is my fucking jungle! You absolute bot!
And now we win see you listen to daddy and you win listen to fucking daddy and you win
Dog shit ass player and I'm taking your camps not to fucking horrible player. Give me all this shit
Literally just a pure jungle gap
Is this Vayne serious?
I'll back, I'll back, I'll back, I'll back.
I have way too much hold to be here.
Orm just walked into a turret?
Okay.
God please let me get fed.
I'll just literally never do that.
Oh my god, it's a fucking jack.
Alright, we can collapse this, c'mon.
I'll see you in the next video.
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It's like hey big bro big bro. We're still the same right
Yeah, I know I art those five guys in a bush get off my fucking dick
Fucking five and seven fucking 80c got it eight 80cs
Sit there and blame your support all day fucking loser
it's like I have no vision and then bang five people fuck me man I didn't full
clear enough this game. Also, I got abandoned on two dragon bits. Fuck this team.
How did we get a turret?
I have to catch this vein lacking.
It's like bro, why are you on the game fucking user the actual fucking user
Like yeah warwick's are god damn it
we hate this one I think we just won
Yeah, we just won.
Yo, that Vayne shit is just too good.
We just won.
Yeah, we just won.
We just won. Oh my god. We just won.
That was like the funniest win ever.
Where do you see how they just like threw the game at our head?
Did you see that?
Yeah did you see how they just threw the game?
Or did they just like turret though?
I feel like Fallen though.
Oh yeah, I should have pushed that.
Oh yeah, I could have pushed.
I could have pushed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My bad.
Give me that shit kid.
Right if we're winning.
We just won.
I mean normally if you, uh, Yasuo keeps dying though.
And there's a gasp to a player of her life though.
We actually just won Wow
Bro we actually just won I think we look on the dragon here in 30 try back real quick
And get my item.
So we can't end, what do you mean end?
They're literally already back.
Chat, what?
There's no way we could end there.
My whole team, I mean if my team went mid, I would have went mid.
It's a free-ass dragon.
Oh no, it's not.
Jax just sold it.
Jax is in.
Oh my god.
How did we get separated?
Wait, I think I saw this one, I think this one's on me, because I chased but it doesn't
me my whole team has to die in three seconds.
That's on me.
That's on me.
That's on me.
Chad, I should have pushed those two waves,
and I just didn't focus the vein.
I still do want to see how my whole team does.
Fantastic stream. Learn how to prioritize targets. Now, I know to always focus the ADC.
That was one of the first things I learned. I just got horny for Yone and got all like CT out.
Well, chat today was fun, guys, eight hour stream.
Damn, time flies when you're gaming.
Chat tomorrow, short stream, actually not even short,
just early stream, early stream, gonna do fan mail,
flying to New Jersey, chain together IRL with Loan
and Ron, it's gonna be generational.
Chat, love y'all boys, have an amazing,
beautiful fan tab, but it's a credible night,
and I'll see you in the next one.
In case I don't see you, I've got a question.
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