Jynxzi
[609/730] 🔴 GUESSING YOUR RANK -> PUSHING GOLD IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS w DANTES -> JYNXZI CUP #3 TMR 🔴
09-04-2026 · 6h 15m
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Then who cares what we do?
We could just disobey your orders.
And it wouldn't mean a thing, would it?
Yes, you're precisely right.
Everything that you thought had meaning.
Every hope, dream or moment of happiness.
None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield.
None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body.
We all die.
It's fucking don't die!
Does that mean our lives are meaningless?
Fuck!
Does that mean that there was no point in not being born?
Would you say that of our slain comrades?
What about their lives?
Were they meaningless?
They were not!
They were not!
Their memory serves as an example to us all!
The courageous fallen, the anguished fallen,
their lives have meaning because we, the living,
refuse to forget them!
And as we rise to certain death,
Because my soldiers do not fuck on the yield when faced with the cruelty of this world!
My soldiers push forward! My soldiers screw them up! My soldiers raise!
It's fucking time! It's my time!
First and foremost, how y'all boys, Jack, hope he's having an amazing fan to have it
as beautiful, incredible, guys, dare I say we hit gold today.
Dare I say we hit gold today, Peter Pickle thinking about a photo shocks, thinking about
a prime, you can see watchful metal alchemist, dude, my order of operations with anime
is as follows.
First things first, I'm going to complete attack on Titan.
I'm in the end of season four right now.
After that, I'm gonna watch Vinland Saga season one and two.
That is my order of operations.
Cause bro, I've been told to watch Vinland Saga.
I've actually been told to watch Vinland Saga
after attack on Titan.
I'm not even getting yellow.
That's what people have told me.
I'm not even joking you.
Bro, chat today is a good day.
I'm gonna be honest.
Dare I say we hit no today?
LeBron jams with the five gifted subs.
I will get around this guy just typed nice penis in the chat yo bro. Where's my penis at?
It's Winters Q gonna be real. Well, here's the epiphany that I came to realization of
last 20 games here. 15 wins, 4 losses. I am the Winner's Cube. I know I am the Winner's
Cube. When you step into a lobby with a 10 and 0 warwick with 6 assists, like I'm the
Winner's Cube. I'm the motherfucker that people talk about. Oh my God, I have this warwick
on my team. He was spectacular. He ganked about three times, he was early to every
dragon and got Baron like I am not fucking with you bitch no but bro on some real like on some
real shit like I said let me say it before say it again chat tomorrow
chat tomorrow is um which i'm gonna call it jinxed cup number three now two weeks ago
we did jinxed cup number two as y'all know i went five and thirteen dean i was desmond boss i'm
I'm going to be honest, like I'm going to cut through the weeds here.
I was dead in the fucking DOS.
Tomorrow is redemption.
This is my last redemption.
I see I want to get it.
So what we go by and demons and I can let them, they said they love me, but I
still don't know their intentions.
Shout out names.
September goals.
Okay.
First off, September is my birthday chat.
September gaming goals.
Now, these are not just the streams because as you all know, we got a bunch of streams like tournaments.
We're going to obvious sanctuary and stuff like that, but September gaming goals.
I'm going to do it as follows.
Okay.
Hit champion hit champion on PCR six for first time ever for the first time in forever.
September game and goal number two.
hit gold in League of Legends.
I wrote my League of Legends stats are crazy.
53% win percentage.
I am the winners queue.
61% win rate on Warwick,
or 67% win rate on Wukong.
Like, I am the fucking winners queue.
Next up, which I'm gonna call it.
Oh, hit ultimate champion in Clash.
Now, these are just the goals, boys.
I have an Ultimate Champion in like six months.
Hit Old Champion Clash.
I'm probably gonna do this Sunday or Monday.
Sunday or Monday before the season ends.
Hit Golden League.
We're gonna do this.
Hit Champion on PC for the first time ever.
Now, as for the schedule,
we need to fill out our September stream schedule
so I can stay on top of shit.
All right, there's August.
Boom, let's see if we actually did everything.
We did this, Zimbrist Point.
We did this.
We did this.
September 17th, okay, Alderain can't happen on the 18th.
We're pushing this back.
And then this is October 4th, this is October 4th.
So next thing, that's still happening.
That's November, way far away though.
September 20th, guys, by the way,
we got shroud and it's Timmy as a duo
in the four night tournament.
Like this is gonna be peak.
That like this actually going to repeat. Okay, September 17th. That's the next IRL stream as I know we're doing more IRLs this year, September 17th. We're going to Maya's alveas sanctuary.
Raise some money for that charity kind of charity nonprofit thing, animal sanctuary. It's going to be awesome. I've always kind of wanted to go. I'm really excited. Shout out Maya pumped up for this October 4th.
Beating every boss. No, this is changed. Sorry.
Um, everything's changed. Everything has changed.
October 4th, beating hardcore minecraft with Ron and most the trio is returning for the 3rd time.
As you all know, the 1st time we got together was when we had to beat fall guys in for tonight.
The 2nd time was changed together. This is going to be the trio's hardest challenge yet by far.
Early prefire. Red Dead Redemption was my longest stream ever. I believe racked up at about five days long. I think I'd be reddit on day five or day six. Oh, sorry. High-vives is right. It's October 5th. W. High-vives as always.
As you all know, Red Dead Redemption was my longest stream I've ever done. It was five days nonstop. This stream is going to be longer.
My early prediction here. I predicted chain together. I said chain together is probably going to take three to four days.
My prediction here is I honestly believe if Ron has no armor, which he for sure should. Ron's the
truth. Ron has no armor because I want him to be sweaty. I like when Ron gets all nervous.
I like when Ron enters this little IGL mode. Ron has this little mode and he doesn't like to admit
it. I actually see how Ron won FNCS. Ron has this mode that clicks on. It's like Luffy's
He's fucking it's like Luffy's next gear where Ron enters his fortnight FNCS IGL phase and
it's going to happen in Minecraft when we're close.
This stream here October 5th beating hardcore Minecraft with Ron and Loose.
This will be the longest year I've ever done.
My prediction is I'm going to say this now.
My prediction is seven days.
I think this is going to take six to seven days a full week.
My longest stream ever was read that I think it was four or five days.
This is going to be six days.
I'm 100% certain, six or seven days.
It could be longer.
It really does depend how well Loose adapts
because the thing about when me and Ron beat Minecraft,
it was mainly Ron,
but I still have to have survival instinct.
Ron can have every item in the game.
I need to have survival instincts.
Loose, if this message gets to you, bro,
you need to lock in.
This is gonna be 30,000,
This is going to be 30,000 times harder than change together.
Most I need you to lock in bro.
Um, September 20th.
Oh, wait, this is out of order.
Hold up.
September 20th.
Guys, there is everyone and their mother is playing in this four night tournament chat.
There's so many crossover episodes dude, like, um, 100 sheer four night tournament.
I've said this a thousand times.
This is going to be our best tournament ever in terms of entertainment value.
Now chat. Here's my next question. Should I play in this or just watch?
The thing is, if I play, I only get my POV. If I watch, I get everybody's POV. I could
probably honestly watch part of this with Aussie. What do you guys think I should do?
I think watching could be better. Ibrahim with the five gifted subs.
Okay, chat's in the watch. I agree. Chat, um, we are up to as of right now. This is still 16 days before the tournament. We have 62 people playing or no, I think 63 people playing. It's going to be insane. Guys, this tournament is going to be absolutely fucking insane.
guys, this tournament's gonna be absolutely fucking insane. I'm so pumped up about this.
We don't even need to get 100 people. We can I'm sure people are gonna drop out or not
show up. There's probably gonna be around 80 to 90 people. It's gonna be cinema man.
So here's the schedule bro. September 17. We're going to Alvias Sanctuary September
20th, the 100 Schumer four night tournament, October 5th beating hardcore Minecraft with
Ron and Los also chat. This isn't 100% confirmed yet, but potentially in the
the middle of October, we will have our second ever League of Legends tournament. As you all
know, the first one we did was literally the biggest stream I ever did. That was insane.
We literally grew 300,000 followers in four hours. It was disturbing. This League tournament
I'll actually be good this time. I'll probably be a gold player this time. So it's going
to be same concept, literally the concept was beautiful. Eight challengers all playing
support, not building any damage items, just pure support IGLA. And then the rest is just streamers
who are either noobs, kind of new to the game, gold, plat, emerald. We've met some diamonds.
But I'm going to even it perfectly. Like if there's one diamond, we need to get eight diamonds.
So every team has a diamond. You know what I'm saying? So the league tournament,
I don't have a date yet, but expect it either October or November. October or November.
Also, as for November, November 14th, me, Ron, Los Polos TV are playing every Grand Theft Auto 5 heist. This is 5 days before GTA 6 comes out.
I've never played a heist. Ron's never played a heist. It's going to be fun. I'm assuming that's going to take 2 days to beat probably.
So we'll have enough time to get on GTA 6. But yeah, boys, the schedule is going to be peak chat.
This is going to be the longest stream I've ever done.
I'm a hundred percent certain I I I don't know I don't know I don't know how this is gonna go
I just imagine all those times when we're in the nether in like Los falls into lava or I fall into lava or
Ron dies and Ron's gonna have no armor
This is gonna be insane now chat who do y'all think is gonna be worse at Minecraft me or Los y'all remember I was asked I
I don't have date for Alderang DLC yet.
Timmy 1v1 soon. I don't know when yet.
Low key Timmy 1v1 I could probably do Sunday low key.
But yeah, it's probably a good idea to it's probably a good idea to text Aussie about the tournament.
Oh yeah, also chat. I didn't even forget. There's so much shit bro. September 26 is birthday.
B-day stream plus.
Well, no, September 26 is B-day stream. September 27th.
is going to be global's final day.
I'm probably going to watch party that that's going to be insane.
Chad, do you know what time this air is at?
When does global's air?
And it's perfect because guys,
it's one week after our four-night tournament.
So it'll be perfect.
I know the 26th is day one,
but I don't know if I'm going to be streaming that long.
It might be there on my birthday.
I'm probably going to be channel with my family,
but the 27th, I'll be dialed.
Guys, the only thing about RLCS is RLCS falls on the
Fortnite turning, the final day, which is literally asked.
But it is what it is.
11 a.m. EST, yeah, I'll be there.
Bro, I'll be there for sure.
11 a.m., bro, perfect, literally perfect.
I'll be there.
You can count on me like one, two, three, I'll be there.
And that's what that's up, but yeah, chat, that is the upcoming near future schedule.
It's going to be peak, man, I'm very excited. Now, as for today, we're going to be guessing some ranks on Tom Clancy's rainbow 6, 7, I've never had a 10 for 10 session. I'm going to try to get a 10 for 10 session today.
Then, me and Dantez, the duo is returning. Dantez is now assumed to be father, who is
also my League of Legends father. We're going to try to hit gold today. Or at least get
close. The goal for today, bare minimum, silver two, maximum silver one slash gold.
If I go on a heater, bro, you never get off on a heater. That goes for everything.
So we're going to see what happens. But yeah, I mean, I barely lose anyways to
begin with I have a 75% 1% in my last 20 games without contest coaching with
contest coaching barring stream snipers I'm gonna have an 80 to 90% percent of
the way to fly to gold I want to do league today too because tomorrow we're
doing Jinx C cup number three which is gonna be fucking peak that's another
thing I need to call Mingo up my stack for that I need to call Mingo check you
guys know Jinx C cups are gonna be running every Saturday on PC with a
prize pool sponsored by me every single Saturday as long as I'm not traveling.
Like, chained together we couldn't do one obviously. But as long as I'm not
traveling every fucking time. Let me call Mingo. We got to figure out our stack for
tomorrow. You can count. No, it's been good. Okay. Bro sleeping at
bro sleeping at 3pm bro laughing in the living room. Yo man. Yeah,
Did you just wake up?
How late were you up playing Siege last night?
Not late. I just didn't even go to sleep early.
You want to play some ring today?
No, Mingo. Today I'm hitting gold on League of Legends.
But tomorrow is GC Cup number three.
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that fun.
Yeah. So I was going to ask you, bro.
What is our stack looking like?
I can make some phone calls. I mean, I think, dude, you know what a goaded stack would be?
What? I don't know what shopping can play. Let me
call stomping first, of course, but if stopping can't play, I think we go like me, you,
raid bullies. And then like, dare I say Jay?
No.
All right. Let me call, let me call Lord Stompin.
I bet.
So this is not today as a matter of fact.
Let me call Stompin.
It's 8 p.m. Scotland 8 p.m. Yeah, he's up for 9 p.m. It's got in five or six hours. Hey stop, but it's me
Yo stop and what up, bro? What are you? What are you doing tomorrow, man?
Well, hey, man, just saying JC cup number three is running tomorrow at around 3 p.m
BST sharp it's gonna be 15 teams deal one it's probably gonna take maximum three four hours if you're down to play
Yeah, bro, just text me bro, no big deal
Check what is I'll let you know me
No, no check what is check? What is I'll let you know me? What the fuck does that mean bro? Does that mean no?
Because low key chat, no, I'm going to be honest, whenever I rip, I'll let you know it's a no.
It means shut the fuck up. It's a 40%, it's a 40, 60, yes, no. No, no, no, no, no,
But what is I'll let you know me know what does that mean?
Okay
Bro, I don't even know chat we'll figure out a stack tomorrow. We'll figure out a stack tomorrow now chat
It's time to get some ranks
Ladies and gentlemen, Jack, send in your clips, okay?
Send in your clips.
Tom Clancy's rainbow succeeds clips
because today I'm gonna be guessing y'all's ranks.
Last time we did this was one month, 10 days ago.
Jack, I'm gonna be trying my absolute best
to have a 10 for 10 guessing ranks session.
I've never had one.
Parkway diner, I know you remember me.
Vast!
Parkway diner.
First guess of the day, lock in.
Now, in these clips, I want y'all,
the guessing ranks rules are simple.
Do not show me your rank in the ranked leaderboard.
Do not show me your charm.
All I wanna see is a raw uncut gameplay, all right?
Okay, I've never had a 10 for 10 guessing rank session
today's the day.
Guessing ranks is back, here we go.
No wall denial, double traps.
Console.
Load it back!
I'm gonna be hyper analytical, because I need to go 10 for 10.
I need to go 10 for 10. I have to go 10 for 10.
Wait, is my live on YouTube?
Okay, they have a Ryora. What is?
Vokey, kind of a smart Ryora because now they can't see plants out if they can clear you out.
But you're in a strong position with a shotgun. Yeah, that's my type of shotgun shot.
That's my type. Bad guy.
If he doesn't, you're gonna see four click at the low rank.
I'm already ruling out champion any champion slash diamond player is hearing that c4 click from a country model at
Maximum emerald. I'm leaning towards emerald slash platinum
It is console though, so I feel like everything's inflated. I'm not gonna be kidding
I feel like PC banks are so much harder to get than console
So like this guy could be like a sleeper diamond. He's not playing necessarily bad
He got a dokerby call and he immediately knew to walk into a mute jammer.
Down boy! That's how you play mute! Down boy! That's how you play mute. I'm not even kidding.
That's again what I would do. Sumit over Peaks, Classic Rainbow Six Siege.
Horrible overpeak. You full swung with three bullets in your clip.
You're never going to see Stompin do that.
I'm going to be honest, random blaze.
But bro, you're never going to see Stompin swing with three bullets.
Why are we barricading this?
This feels like Emerald.
It's all signs point to Emerald Peak.
Remember, for guessing ranks, it's about their peak rank, not their current rank.
Ticksy unbrowns!
Yeah, but you were flat last season, bud.
Okay, I like how you force close range engagement for the shotgun.
This is, I can tell you're one of my disciples.
You're one of, uh, Jettie's apprentices.
You reshoot the Raiora, which makes no sense.
You're running around like a chicken with your head cut off.
Thanks to God.
He's definitely calling you.
You could eat this, nose to walk into the VHM or again.
You misplayed the hell out of that.
Okay, this guy's not Diamond.
It's either Platter Emerald.
You do certain things that genuinely are not bad.
But it's like other things that you do are a little bit concerning.
You know to run into VHM or when you receive Doga because which is good.
You force close range gunfights with shotguns, which is good.
I think you're hearing your awareness position in crosshair placement. It's just overall gameplay is emerald. I don't think you're a diamond player.
If you are a diamond, that means console is just like way too easy, which is why I'm full switching to PC. 3, 2, 1, go. First guess of the day, peak emerald. If I want to get hyper specific, I'm going to say this guy peak emerald too.
Come on! Come on! His highest rank ever was Emerald, but you see how I just depict it?
You see how I just break it down? I'm telling you, this is going to be our first ever 10
for 10. Chap, but you see what I'm saying? But you see how I just break it down? Okay,
one-for-one on guesses. Come on! I'm telling you, this is... I'm going to let you know right
now, Mr. Microphone Piece, if you keep moving, I'm going to lose it. Okay, we're one-for-one
on guesses, really good start. Chesh, I'm telling you, there's a legitimate chance. I, Nicholas
Stewart, the tarpon springs Grim Reaper could go 10% if I really lock in. Okay, this
This guy's name is Clonk, that's a comp gamer tag, his dog is his PFP.
I feel like most of the times console champions have an anime PFP or a rapper PFP.
So you're losing a little bit of aura.
For example, me, I have a solo leveling PFP, Stompin has a Playboy Cardi PFP.
If you're an artist champion on console, you probably have a rapper PFP or a anime
PFP.
So the fact that your dog is your PFP, shout out to your dog.
Shout out to your dog, but I don't think you're a high rank.
Just off that.
doesn't tell me you're calm. I've only known one champion with a dog. Okay, you're on.
Whoa. Okay, this kid might be good. I might have to retract everything I just said. Down
boy. Down boy. This kid might be good. Pre fires that had leveled out a common wall
bang immediately redirects his lean and pre fires him again. This kid's not bad. This
This could be Diamond Slash Champ off the rip.
Whoa, Twitch Paragon Bundle with the Mingo JCE Charm.
Shout out Mingo.
This looks good.
I'm not going to lie to you.
He's using Solid Snake, which is the most broken operator,
and it's an absolute shame that it brought to this game.
Literally the most broken operator in the game.
If you play Solid Snake, you have a one incher.
See what the operator's broken?
Do you see how he's droning?
Back in my day, you used to have to have like, droning skills and sound skills, but
it's all you do with Snake.
If you play Solid Snake, you have a one-anchor.
Gotta hate that operator.
I really do hate that operator.
I really do hate that operator.
Oh, I got a red ping!
What is that guy doing?
It might not be Champ off that guy's positioning.
Interesting shield. I think it's just Champ out.
This just feel dude
This is gonna sound weird, but you know how I know it's champion. It's literally just the gamer tags
Clunk jerdo like I mean your teammates gamer tags are terrible, but
And then you should wait wait hold on hold on this is from one day ago
Let me become light, y'all, gonna be really quick.
If he was Emerald III one day ago,
that means he either peaked Diamond or Champion.
I'm gonna trust my gut, I think this can hit Champ.
I think this can hit Champ.
I'm gonna trust my gut, I think this kid looks pretty turnt up.
Guest number two of the day, Clonk,
I'm gonna say you peaked at Champion.
Three, two, one.
Come on!
Come on!
By 16 Elo.
Brother, brother.
He hit champion by 16 Elo with a 0.97 KD.
He is what you would consider, no offense, a bottom of the barrel champion.
But he still hit champion.
He looked turnt up on the opening.
On the, it is, yeah, but you guys are saying,
Lemicki, Lemicki, Lemicki, Lemicki, Lemicki.
I was already going to guess champion anyways.
and then he showed his current rank, which is Emeril,
which doesn't reveal his peak rank.
But to be fair, to be fair,
I was gonna guess champion anyways.
Cause you literally heard me in the clip saying,
I was saying, I can tell this is champion,
literally just off the game of tags.
Literally just off the game of tags.
We're two for two on guesses.
Don't try to take that away from me.
Don't try to take that away from me.
Don't you dare!
That's my guess.
Two for two on guesses, lock in, let's go.
Next up, coming in from Soyboy255.
Okay. We're two for two on guesses. We've never gone 10 for 10. Everybody lock in. Everybody
lock in. We're two for two on guesses. Everybody lock in.
Two of his teammates left to go get Totino's pizza rolls in the preparation phase. This
has to be a low rank. He's using a black attachment or he's using a black gun skin. This is a universal
weapon skin. No one that's a high rank does this. Purple attachment skin and then his
charm is a sushi roll. Miha. I'm going to be honest, bro. If your charm is a sushi
role your property in silver your
property is silver player I'm just gonna
be honest
why is this ever castle
not a bad form with that trigger
Okay, so you guys didn't reinforce the most important wall to reinforce. You guys don't have a rotation on hunting ball. You guys have a castle that's boxing you into the effective.
Literally just off of the preparation phase. Oh, two of your teammates left to go get Totino's pizza rolls. You have a sushi roll charm and a black gun skin. That's universal.
skin that's universal. I'm gonna be honest without even hearing a single bullet get fired at this guy's
silver slash gold. Without hearing without hearing a single bullet get fired this guy's silver slash
gold. Increase surveillance on bombs. Okay he showed the leaderboard but I'm gonna be honest he did it
so fast I didn't even see anything. If you show it again we're gonna have a problem. I did not
see anything chat I think what I saw was unranked I think he showed the leaderboard
but it was unranked I think so let me disguise it as placements but remember
we're not guessing current rank we're guessing peak rank so I guess showing
leaderboards doesn't matter too much because I could get finessed razor bloom
shout already goes off to be five scenario because her teammates are
pieces of garbage. Good name. So we're not drowning. This is what I'm talking about though.
It's just some of the bottom of gameplay that's infesting siege. There's two minutes,
20 seconds left on the clock. Ash just doesn't drown anything. And now instead of it being a 5v2
with a drone at thorns feet, it's now a 2v4. It's like also Ash has a default skin. Yo,
this is silver. I'm going to be honest. This has silver written all over it. Silver may be
gold. It's too bad to be gold though. I refuse to believe console goals are this bad. Like
I said, on console every rank is widely inflated, fares, but I just think this is so bad this
is over. Not bad aim though. Did somebody just died of barbed wire? Did I read that
correctly? CJ Rogers 910 died to barbed wire. It's over. I don't... maybe bronze? You died
to barbed wire! How do you even do that? Also the fact that you're clipping this is
mildly concerning.
All right, so whoever Habana is, I'm going to need you to never
pursue Rainbow Six Siege again. You could have just went ash and
just made a gigantic hole on a soft wall or buck or sledge or
any hard breacher. But instead you go Habana and do this junk.
What is this? What is this? What is this? Jack, who's
going to fit through this besides literally a squirrel? Tell
me, who's going to fit through this? Who's going to fit
Who's going to fit through this?
This isn't silver, Loppy.
Reload!
It's silver! What do you want me to say?
Bad peek. You're over-peaking. You're undisciplined.
Down boy! Down boy!
You're an undisciplined swine, and this is why you won't get out of silver.
Leaving the wrong way?
Not a bad form. That's my type of form.
Now you know you ran to the left?
Yeah, you're an un-disciplined swine.
Here's the thing, your gun skill tells me one thing.
You came from Call of Duty.
You have the game sense of a leapfrog,
but I do think your gun skill tells me
you have experience in an FPS.
It literally looks like you have a rock in your head,
but your aim's not bad.
I'm gonna guess.
I have it down to two options.
If that's a plat lobby, console is limicky.
If that's black, console is limicky.
It's not black.
It's either gold or silver.
Not a lot of people out there have peaked silver.
I'm so torn.
He's watching the stream right now.
I'm so torn.
I don't know.
He's either peaked silver or gold.
He's too good to be bronze copper.
Bronze copper is like lobotomy, but no aim.
He could be, no, I'm gonna say silver.
I'm getting more towards the bronze side
than the gold side, which means I'm gonna go with silver.
Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado,
I'm going to guess, soyboy2551 has peaked silver.
All signs point to silver.
His gamertag is soyboy2551.
He has a sushi on his charm.
He's lost.
He's leaning the wrong way.
I'm going with silver.
If this guess lands, we are three for three.
Three, two, one.
He peaked platinum too.
All right, council's a joke.
I don't even know what else to say.
Council's actually a joke.
Council's legitimately a joke.
Bro, he peaked platinum too.
Wait, chat's saying emerald.
Oh my God, he peaked emerald.
Oh my God, you're right.
Oh my God!
Okay.
I learned from this? If that guy reached Amarillo on console, console's actually a joke. I'm
going to be honest. Consoles, dude, it's the most inflated, it's the most inflated shit
ever. Guys, honestly sit here and tell me this. I want you to honestly sit here and
tell me this. Was there ever a moment in your mind where you thought there was an
Admiral Lobby. They didn't reinforce Vault Wall, which is like default. They didn't have a hunting
vault rotation. They didn't have top books, footholds. They didn't have 90-hole footholds.
They had a castle box in them and decide. He had a shrimp on his gun. He was leaning the wrong way.
He didn't use three of his thorns in the prep phase. Everything about that was silver,
but he hit Emerald. See, this is what happens in guessing ranks though. It's like,
I because I get pissed cuz like I had two good guesses and then there's that where that's somehow a emerald player
what?
How I shake it off two for three two for three it's still not bad. I want to go ten for ten
The day I go ten and you sent in a clip with a diamond charm
Yo, meet beloved. Let me talk to you man. Mono Imano
We're doing a guessing rank segment, and you sent me a clip with a diamond charm on it.
We're doing a guessing rank segment, and you sent me a clip with a diamond charm on it.
Squirtle X23 with a Playboy Cardi, Adam Iverson, PFBO.
Alright, 2 for 3, 66.6% repeating percent accuracy right now.
Answer the phone, answer the phone.
So chat, a little bit of a fun fact about Doka Bee.
As long as you're in the animation, it won't blow up.
So you can actually start it like the latest hell.
I didn't really know that until recently.
Yo guys, JP's not calling me.
That was the game.
he's not going. Two for three lock-in. I'm gonna rewind this. I want everybody to, I
want everybody to focus on what just happened.
Did you just give up?
You tried to one tap a drone twice, missed.
Switch to your shotgun, missed again, and then gave up.
Not bad kid.
Not bad kid.
But this guy is just, it's kind of so stupid.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, Squirtle X-2-3 with all due respect.
And that is with all due respect.
You literally just got two recoil headshots
in the mess of G12.
All right, so what do we know?
I hate when people send in guessing ranks clips
under five seconds long, but I'm gonna try my best.
We know that he missed a drone twice,
going for a one tap instead of just spraying it,
switched to a shotgun, missed the drone again, gave up,
while an enemy on the other team was dead
who can easily call him out on that camera.
So we could already eliminate champion, diamond,
emerald, and probably platinum.
We then saw him get two blessed headshots
with an SMG-12 recoil.
On top of that, he clipped it.
The fact that he's clipping that is terrifying.
This has to be, if the last guy was Emerald,
I'm gonna go gold.
I'm gonna go gold.
Squirtle X-23, please tell me you peaked gold.
If we land this, we're three for four, which is not bad.
Oh my God!
His current KD is a 0.5, Jesus!
Okay, that was a good guess, that was a good guess.
Gold, wow, he grinded last season.
Bro, he played 336 matches of Siege
and it was his first season being ranked.
That takes me back, man.
Bro, there's nothing like your first season of the game.
Squirtle, what I will say is this, was it rough?
Yes, but stay on it, kid.
You'll get there.
You'll get champed.
If you keep playing this much games of season,
you'll get champed, trust me.
That's a lot.
That's like unmatched grind.
Low key though is probably just summer break grind though.
I feel like school's back now
so it might be harder to grind.
Low key, we're three for four.
Not bad.
Honestly, 75% accuracy is insane ball knowledge.
The one that I got wrong was disgusting.
The fact that I hit Emerald was insane.
I honestly, I logically can't even explain
how he would reach Emerald.
I don't even know.
I don't even know how it's possible.
I guess if he just queued an ungodly amount of games,
but he didn't, he queued like 150.
All right, we're three for four.
Lock in. This is a default skin. This is like one of the earliest skins in the game.
I can already tell you remote rank just off of your skin on your TCSG.
Okay, so this is interesting.
Chat, do me a favor, look at the bottom right of the screen.
This guy's using a native mouse and keyboard on console.
This guy's using a native mouse and keyboard on console.
Okay.
You know what's on the window?
I don't know why that guy's hopping in.
I have no idea what that guy's hopping in.
2v2 scenario.
Yo, do you have arthritis?
Like, bro, I'm going to be honest.
Oh my god.
What am I watching?
If you don't have arthritis, you're going to in five to ten years.
What the hell was this?
What is your DPI, like 17 million?
How are you even shaking in that scenario?
Like what?
And then lion volts.
You know, I'm so, okay, there's a lot to focus on here.
First off, this guy's using native mouse and keyboard on console.
It doesn't mean he's playing in console lobbies. He's in a PC lobby.
You can tell him the top right of the screen in the kill feed with the dash.
You cannot get a dash in your gamertag on PlayStation.
Or you can on PlayStation, not on Xbox, but this was clicked on Xbox.
So if this is a PC lobby and he's using a native mouse and keyboard on console,
on console that means he's going to be a severe disadvantage because of input today and 120 FPS
versus 240. I think honestly if this guy goes to PC this is probably it's so this is going to be
impossible to guess because like if I'm guessing his PC rank I would say silver if I'm guessing his
console rank I would say like plat it also depends if he was zimming on console there's so much
variables on this. I'm going to say PC peak silver console peak plat. If I double down and get this,
let's see. We're going to queue it up. Okay. On console, silver on PC silver.
But, Chad, should this count because this was clipped on?
I feel like this should count. This was clipped on a PC lobby.
Should this not just count?
I said PC silver.
I feel like this should count.
Shouldn't this just count?
Wrong equals doesn't count.
I was right, Proudles!
I know I'm counting that, I don't care.
Wait for chat, is that me?
I said he's PC silver and it was clicked on PC.
Chat, wait, so was that four for five or five for six?
Am I four for five or five for six?
Four for five, Joe.
I'm actually going off today.
The only one I got wrong was literally like a nightmare.
I don't even know how that guy was Emerald.
Call me Schizophrenic.
You might have purchased his account.
It was that bad of gameplay.
Like console rights are inflated.
Yeah, but dude, I've never seen a console Emerald five
that bad.
That was bad.
The whole lot, everyone involved was bad, bad.
Four for five.
It's still a hypothetically go 9 for 10.
Okay, boom, into the next one.
You're using red dot on an SMG12.
Fries, you're using rubber ducky charm.
Fries X2.
Four for five is stupid, four for five is so good.
Lock in.
Okay.
I think that's a fuse.
That's a fuse Charbs now.
Okay, so them playing fuse tells me it's probably not champ.
I don't think any high-ranks use fuse.
Also they have a buck, but they're not bucking any vert, so I don't know what that is.
Got him.
Got him.
They know you're in this corner now.
You've lost the element of surprise, he's pushing close right, pushing close right.
This is lack of game sense.
You shouldn't be worried about the store for two reasons.
One there's a malusia on it.
So if they go through the door you're gonna know.
Two, if you crouch this threat is eliminated.
You cannot dodge that door unless you stand.
You should be crouching, focused on your right right now.
Alright, I'm so confused.
I mean, this was 80 days ago, this was before the SMG-12 nerf.
Your SMG-12 recoil control was absolutely abysmal, but then you randomly hit a bunch
of good shots.
There's so many problems with this clip that don't make any sense.
Problem number one, you're on vigil anchoring.
Who does that?
Problem number two, they're using a fuse.
Problem number three, they have a buck, but there's no vert on the wood.
Number four, your SMD12 recoil was some of the worst shit I've ever seen in my life.
I'm going to say you peaked plat.
I feel like you're a platinum player.
Your aim was so bad with the SMD12.
All right, man.
We're four for five.
It does give off plat vibes, like anchoring with a vigil.
I'm going to, all right.
This should be a platinum peak on console.
All right, consoles, I don't even know, I don't even, oh my God, this is so bad.
Yo, this guessing ranks video is doing irreversible damage to console.
Not only did he reach diamond twice. He reached diamond with a 1.66 KD and it literally looked like his gun was recoiling to a ceiling plan every time he shot the SMG 12.
So chat, let me say this about console.
I think if you're, if you're from what I've seen today.
If you're a console.
I mean, it is different though, because like, to be fair, he's whipping, but everybody's whipping because it's console.
I don't really know, man.
PC does look better, but it doesn't really mean it is better.
Now, but PC is definitely harder to rank up on.
I think if you're like gold on console,
you'd probably be like silver slash bronze on PC.
It kind of depends on the rank, but yeah,
console's lamyki, we're four for six right now.
This is an absolute catastrophe.
Let's try to close it out strong.
Let's try to close it out strong.
Next up we got Gamer-Rodder.
You have a grenade wait for him to diffuse hand grenade through your shield wait for him to diffuse thank grenade through your shield do not peak
Shows the rank at the end
Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert, we're doing guessing ranks and then you send me a
clip that reveals your rank.
Next guest of the day, Robert, Robert, we're doing guessing ranks and then you send me
clip that reveals your rank Robert like think man think think four for six back
into it I was not gonna pack him I was not gonna
I'm gonna pack him out silver. I'm gonna be I was not gonna pack him out silver. I'm gonna be honest though
Silver one you can rank three but no it gives you five gold in the 2.0
Alright, let's go four percent. We have four gas in slabs. Let's go four for four
I think going ten for ten on console especially is a gauntlet
We should do the next one on PC, but console's clever system is just so much better. I hate discord
Whenever I scroll through discord it just kind of crashes.
We could try it out these days.
Sheldon 8th.
Okay.
The fact that you're doing these holes tells me you're like pretty good at the game.
I would put your floor at like, the fact that you're just doing this is like emeralds,
to be honest.
No one's doing this in flat.
He's waiting to hear if Thermite comes up and then he's going to throw the C4 through
the arc and blow them all up.
But obviously if you're a competent Thermite, you're going to see these holes and start
turning back immediately.
But then again, most people that play this game aren't competent.
Alright, this clip's pretty long to get started, but I don't mind the long clip.
Also, we look at the team comp, it's a pretty high-ranked team comp.
It's Tuber out Thor and Mute, Fanny, and then Oryx doesn't make much sense.
Unless they play to shield round one, maybe.
This feels like champion.
One, he's doing the holes, which are genius.
Two, the enemies are thermiting the correct wall quickly too.
And three, you're on a pixel peak with a DMR.
This feels like a champion lobby.
Mutes playing close to that some D11, not bad.
If Mute gets stronger, you're not to probably wide play.
I would expect there might be a Watt 1 or something like that on D5, 1D5.
Good aim.
Keep your gun up, keep your gun up.
What is IQ doing?
What is IQ doing?
What is IQ doing?
You saw snakes, can you so I know he's outside the
It's not champion if it's like emerald I think
Emerald or Platinum? Probably Emeralds. Probably Emeralds.
God, it started off so good that as soon as you started shooting your gun it went off of the cliff.
I'm gonna say Emerald, bro. It is console, so it's all inflated.
Good night.
Dude, thank God it didn't show ranks.
I'm gonna say, he's either Pete's at Emerald or Platte.
I'm gonna go with Emeralds, XXRZR, XXRZR.
I'm gonna go with Emerald.
Todd, the clip started off so good,
and then as soon as he started shooting,
it went off the cliff.
He's never had a rank RZR RZR we are doing a guessing rank segment and you sent me a
clip where you've never had a rank before.
Not only that RZR you sent me a clip of you on a Smurf account because you have
700 gamer score and nobody's making those two brow holes on a unranked account.
Well, you didn't guess unranked. Yo, I don't know if you're an idiot or not. I physically can't. Yo,
this guy is on a Smurf account playing casual. How am I ever going to guess that?
This dude, he has 700 GamerScore, chat, he's a Smurf.
Look at my main account's GamerScore.
I have like 10,000 and I only played like five games.
Brother, this guy's literally smurfing.
How do you want me to guess that?
Man!
Four for six because nobody follows instructions!
I'm not counting that. No way I'm counting that.
4v3 scenario, roaming with Warden SMG-12. This is the worst barricade I've ever seen in my life.
If I ever see some stupid shit like this again, I'm ending straight. What is that barricade?
You hear him to the left? What are you doing?
You heard him to the left and then looked right.
That was so blast. Don't tell me that's the entire...
me to guess your rank off of that. All right, let's do it. I'm going to guess your rank off the
three-second clip. Sure, I guess I'm supposed to be like Yagami. All right, I'm going to try to guess
LilSquid4042's rank off the two-second clip. He's using Ruby Gunskin, which you can buy on the
marketplace. He's using Warden SMG12. His name is LilSquid4042, so he has a gamertag with
with four numbers in it.
He leaned the wrong way and looked the wrong way.
And the most telling thing is he clipped a 1K.
If you clipped a 1K, you're, I'm sorry, but you're trash.
I'm going silver.
Little squid 4042, I'm going silver, three, two, one.
He's gold, but not only is he gold, he is gold five, which is the lowest tier of gold with five matches played.
And the only reason why he's golden because he went undefeated in this placement matches.
You know what chat.
I'm literally going to rage off guessing ranks. I'm raging off. I don't even I'm raging off.
This is the first time I'm ever going to rage off guessing rank.
That's bullshit.
I'm raging off. No, that's actually fucking stupid. Oh my god! Oh my god! You win, chat! Holy crap!
you
you
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado,
It is now time to reach gold in League of Legends.
Let me clean my desk.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time
to reach gold in League of Legends.
Where's Dante?
Is Dante's on?
Is Dante's on?
Is that that's all? Oh my god, I feel the passion coursing through my penis.
I have the perfect fucking song.
Probably gonna go live on YouTube and just eat the music.
It's not, you can't play lead without intense music.
Chat, today's, today's the day. Today's the day. Today's the fucking day. Today's the day.
I
Get a column
Jinx what the fuck is up? Hold on don't ask a mentoring flow state right now. Hold on don't ask. I have a direction in my pants
Do you want me to satisfy it?
Yo, don't ask
Yo, my bad bro. My bad you are
Don't ask you are a soon-to-be father, bro
So does i'm and i can't be gay with the homies anymore?
No, i'll allow it
Don't ask. Oh, it's good, bro. Are you excited bro? Like are you excited?
You're gonna be a dad win in like five months six months seven months
bro and three three months dude you're gonna be yeah like three and a half
saying congratulations bro bro I saw your YouTube video I saw your YouTube
video and one of the comments was minions have spawned I'm telling you it's
gonna be a thing where like I know one day my kids are gonna come up to me and
they'll be like that I want to learn to play league and what if I told you
that I'm gonna look them dead in the eye and I'm gonna tell them either
Yes or no depending on if you're able to hit challenger because if I can make you hit challenger and if I can give you that passion
Then I'll pass it on to my kids, but if you're not able to then there's no points. Do you know what I mean?
So, if I reach challenger, you are then going to sentence your children to challenger.
Yes, deal deal bro don't tell I didn't know why I said if I'm gonna reach
challenger oh my god mood is in the game wait maybe we could have a hate watch
right now start off the day good wait we could or if you want but we could do
is I could show you because I'm playing nocturne do you want to see nocturne
gaming yes don't test yes I do I want to see how he works because I need a
third champion um aside from wukong because I feel like wukong it's too
Team reliant. He's more of a team fight guy. I don't mind will Kongo. I have a sixty seven percent one percentage on him six seven
Which I'm a call it hold on let me see okay, you're in a nocturne game. Is this is this in Challenger?
Yeah, it's in my grandmaster. That's my third game of the day on nocturne because like when he told me that you wanted to
Learn nocturne. I was like, alright, let me just fucking walk it in and let me actually get better at it
So I can give you good coaching
Judges is there a way you could play with game sound when I watch?
Yeah, it's already on. Oh, I barely hear it. Wait, so tell me about his kit. What is Nocturne's kit? It's QW er
So I got you so you see how sometimes when I auto attack it does a little spinny circle around me
Yeah, he does like a little spin. Yeah, so that spinny circle does damage and it heals you and you do that every like couple seconds and
And it's like time. So like every let's say 10 seconds it happens, but every time you auto attack it reduces the cooldown
So think of it like a theme like bullcong queue, but it's like a passive you don't actually have to click it
Interesting so
Wait so you don't have to activate it it just auto spins on how many cubes every one cue or two cues
I don't know so you don't it's not it's every like 10 seconds right but the thing is that it so read it okay it says
Every 12 seconds
All nearby enemies for 135 damage. Ah
Yes, exactly. So when you're attacking he spends when you're attacking. Yes, so it's like you don't even have to think about it
Okay, now your cue is when you throw out this line
Okay, look now the way that this line works is when you hit people it does damage
But then while you're on top of that line you also increase your attack damage to so right now
I had 113 AD when I'm on the line. I'm at 148. Do you see that?
Yes, okay, okay, and the thing is that you so look you also move faster
So that's why you always want to kite in a way where you can queue outside of the camp away from you
So that it kind of like allows you to like be on a path where now you do see what I'm doing
How it's like now I can kite away from it but I'm saw my cue
So should you throw your cue in the direction you want to head when you're full clear? Yes. Yes, exactly
Exactly. Yes. I get it. I get it. Okay. What is his W? What is nocturne's W?
Your W is the next ability that's gonna hit you you block it
So you use it when you're gonna get hit by a skill shot or something like that, okay?
And when you block it, you actually get an increase of attack speed and passively you get 30% attack speed
So it's like right now. Let's say when the dragon autos doesn't work on dragon laws
But let's say in general like H Hawks is gonna use this cure
I saw you use that purple shield pop up around your name when you w'd I saw that you had the purple shield
So so that shield it's like when that shield hits
You sit there and like if you like juke out an ability with it then you get the you get the
the increased attack speed.
I see. Okay.
And then your E.
Yep. So your E, so first let me show you.
Hold on. So your E is pretty much a tether.
So you press E on somebody,
and then the second you do, if they stay in the range of your E,
then after one second they get feared, right?
So they look like hechromautism.
Yeah, exactly.
Wait, did you just R him? Did you just R him?
Yeah, but I'm retarded.
Yeah, wait, why did you arm he was full health? Oh wait? Yeah, it was I'm brain dad wait
No, you're not you're the truth
Wait, jeez. That's game before now
Jeech what wait?
Okay, never mind. I might actually be the truth. Okay, so yeah, sir. Yes. Look you see the how right now the lines
Yo, they're so good in these lobbies bro like the way they just get out of shit
He's never getting out of that and sober the guy that flashed out. I mean he still died, but yeah
Yep, so your E is like your CC ability.
So that's why normally what you want to do, oh also something I forgot to say, so you remember
how I said you have a Q that you can throw out?
Yes.
So if somebody, no it's good, it's good.
So if somebody gets hit by your Q and they run away from you, it follows them.
It's like you give them AIDS and now the AIDS trail just follows them.
Does that make sense?
So your Q is just AIDS?
Yes.
So your Q is like, imagine it's like I'm throwing out like Chlamydia.
And now the Krug has Chlamydia, and the faster that I run towards the people with Chlamydia,
like they just die.
Does that make sense?
That literally make, oh my god, that made perfect sense, bro.
Holy shit, dude.
And think of it this way, bro.
So it's like your Q throws out the Chlamydia, but then your E throws out the gonorrhea.
So like, while you're chasing them down with the Chlamydia, you give them the gonorrhea,
and now they're literally just dying.
Do you see what I mean?
Yes.
And then, can you explain the R a little bit, like, what is that?
Okay.
has aura. That's why I want to learn nocturne because when he pops his R, like you feel his
fucking tunnels.
Okay, so Jensie, that's something we're going to have to work a lot on because nocturne
R involves you unlocking your camera. So you know how when you press Y, your camera
unlocks and you can move it around and then you right-reclick Y to like put it back
to you?
I've never unlocked my camera.
Okay, that's a problem because the way that nocturne works is that you want
of like keep your cam over here because you see the range on my minimap that's where I can alt from
so if I can only yeah so like you're like we chalk nocturn no no i'm telling you it's a good
trade to learn though like it's it's like it's something that you have to learn so it's better
you learn it now than you don't learn it at all do you see what i mean yes okay yes so okay i play
They cam on normally, but when I'm about to R, I need to Y.
Yes.
You need to Y and hover over where you want.
So it's like, you know how sometimes you click the minimap?
Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't?
Who the hell was that?
I know the Y sub sound.
I got muted about that.
Dude, you're 3-0 Joe right now.
You're actually hyper-carrying.
Yep.
So, Jynxie, you know how sometimes you're going to sit there and do this?
the minimap. Vamo, yes, yes, yes. So we're just gonna have to teach you that you press
Y, then you click, and then it stays there, and then if you re-click it snaps back to
you. Okay, why don't you smite that? Oh yeah, timers are bad anyways. Yep, because if you
only have one charge, you don't want to use it. Yeah, there's no point. You're not
speeding up anything. Yeah, exactly. So that's why Jinxy. Your alt is a two-part
ability though. So the first part is that you kind of like summon down the
darkness and then the second part is you click on someone and if they're in
range you get fucking launched towards them at Mach 10 and you insta kill them.
Wait but okay do you get like when you are do you get like a extreme damage buff
or do you just pick your fight like is that all it is? Well no so your are right
now look it does 300 damage when I land on them. So it's like do you stun them or is it just pure damage?
No no it's just pure damage like you run at them and you fucking just start
going crazy. Imagine you can master EQ and instantly teleport to someone that's like 5,000
units away. That's like Nocturne ult.
Okay I got it. So technically your R would be like AIDS and your Q would be like herpes
I guess?
Yeah and then your E can be like the gonorrhea. Yeah that works.
Okay. Because it sounds like your R, like the cool thing about Nocturne though is
like if somebody is low you do get like a guaranteed kill on them. That's like 3
And bro, you know in my lobbies bro, like I'll be able to do so much kills with him
So that's why like now you see how right now dragon's bonding. So I'm not alting anymore. Yes
So this is again remember what we talked about you always want to play drag
So why would I sit there and why would I out some are random when I know that there's a dragon play
That's just free. You say I'm getting out. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it's all about Thai Ming
Bro, that's all yes, I think it is about time is money, bro time is Jeng see Jeng see are you ready to see massive aura?
Yeah, you're 3-0 with 2 assists, so I want you to start laying some dick down.
Okay, I got you.
So funny, 14 minutes is 8 kills. In a silver lobby, it's like in 14 minutes it's like 27 kills.
Yeah, but this isn't normal. This is like rare too.
Really?
Yes.
Yo, you're Zerath is from Korea, no? Is that Korea player?
Yeah, but most of the time it's like, I got that group in like the Illinois suburbs that just has a Korean username so we can mark.
Just to try to be cooler, like try to have more swag on League.
Is that League swag?
Uh, I mean, kind of, but then most of the time the problem is that they just end.
So it's like anti aura.
Bro, what if I make my League of Legends username, Jinxie and Korean?
I did that when I went to Korea, actually.
It's like, yeah, like it can't be aura.
Listen, listen, how about we do this?
How about when you hit Emerald, you change your name to Jinxie and Korean?
chat that's aura no yes I'll give it a chance to watch watch watch so now look
I'm getting in range so now I'm hovering over my odyssey and then it's like I
are oh my god oh my god now the problem is I can't really go in too much all
this looks chopped though yeah no yeah I know this fucking chopped cheese who's
chop cheese your top laner yep he's uh yep it's like yeah wait but don't just
he's blaming you now but you're blaming him he said we can't five verse them um
yeah I mean he's not wrong but it's just shitty cuz I wasn't expecting there to
be more than one it's like that was like okay you know how sometimes you go
to the circus and there's like a clown car that just shows up and there are
with 30 clowns getting out?
Yes, yeah, I've had that happen before.
It's like, imagine you have a guy
that tier three substitute and he's like,
Jynxie, I have a little car parked outside your house
and if you sit there and if you fuck everyone in that car,
I'll give you $10 billion.
So you see that it's a small car.
So you're like, yeah, sure, why not, right?
And then it's like the door's open
and then in that car, there's literally like 100 men
that all get out and you're just sitting there
wondering how the fuck you're gonna survive
like Bonnie blue rampage you know you know what I mean yeah yes sir like that's
essentially what just happened when it's like you're going for a gank and you
get counterganked yeah I think the most frustrating thing ever is when it looks
like you have the freest why are your teammates voting to surrender it's six
to four that's disgusting and you guys have two dragons yep wait but is that
normal up here I mean that's normal every rank bro I'm gonna be honest like
We're one of league it never gets better. Just remember that's so long ago, and it's so true
Yeah, bro voting to ff when it sticks for with two dragons like you should actually just be punched in the fucking mouth, man
What's the point of doing that is it like he doesn't want to ff he just wants to be a brat kind of thing
Yes, exactly. It's like imagine a toddler throwing like a temper tantrum. He like throws his cereal on the floor nice are holy shit
Yeah, but it doesn't matter
God their movement is so good
I think his regard is zero which is fine.
Renekton has two shot downs now in the last couple of minutes.
He's huge.
Yeah, Renekton's gigantic.
Fuck!
Okay, it's fine though.
Renekton's kind of a cool top lane champ.
He looks kind of cool.
Yeah, I mean these are just like broken.
Okay, so now I have to be careful because if they send more than one, yeah.
Oh no, oh no.
So you see how I use my Spell Shield to dodge his thunder?
And then I use my Q so I can run away faster?
Wait, so your Q creates a path that if you travel through it you move quick, right?
You move quicker and you get more attack damage and if it hits someone then the trail follows them
You don't as I don't know if I like this champion too much from looking at it, bro
Really?
Yeah, he looks kind of like man to be honest. He doesn't look that strong. He looks man
Like okay, if you want me to be completely honest looks man. No
Listen, I'll be honest. I'll be honest
Nocturne is mid most of the time right and I would say he's even more team-reliant than like Bukong is honestly
Okay, bro, and the thing I like about Bukong is his W is literally a flash
He's Bukong is a broken champion bro Bukong. Dude. I'm not kidding
I think genuinely this would be my my honest advice for you
What I would do if I were you is I would literally just spam Bukong Warwick and lower elo
And then the second you start getting in higher elo just switch over to a Bukong one trick like I'm not even kidding you
dude isn't wukong pretty common in high ranks yes like he's an insanely good
you can get out of anything and then even his e you can like e on dominions and
get out of shit like he's I saw you do that yes yes I've gotten out of the most
fuck scenarios ever with wukong he's like a clip farmer literally you can be
one HP and escape three okay hold on hold on one second because this could be
rough so now we need our piece of shit top laner to actually group yes
teleport
I love how quickly you locked in
It's not I'm pressing arba I'm not going in yet and now I go in
And I die instantly
So like you see how shitty that looks
Master don't says you kind of went into the four people there though, bro
Okay, so Jinxie, role one of watching your coach play League of Legends, is it ever his
fault or is it just that his team sucks?
Team.
Exactly.
So, you could see me literally decide to 1v5 fountain dive and you cannot blame me
ever because the thing is that I am a higher rank.
Does that make sense?
So it's like if I say jump, you jump.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
basically because your higher rank, you're perfect.
Yes, so it's like what I want you to do is anytime you see in the future that I go into
a fight and I die, instead of saying wow, why did you go in 1v5, say damn your team fucking
sucks fat cock, and the more you do that, the better out league you're going to become.
Interesting.
Okay.
Yo, I think in this scenario, who's your guy that's 3-0, is that Victor ADC or something?
Give me a second.
Well, he's no longer 3-0.
He was 3-0.
Wait, give me a second.
Yeah, so my ADC, this game is a mage.
Because nowadays in high-low, if you lock in the like ADC role,
you actually don't play champs that do attack damage.
You only play mages.
Yeah, so I saw this on Twitter and TikTok
tiktok is i get a lot of leaky talks
uh...
everybody just talks about double mage bot double made what is that what is the
double mage by everybody says it's like to ruin the game
yes the double mage but is pretty much nowadays that you don't even have a
dc's anymore it's a just like every game it's two majors against each other
and one of the reasons why it's so shit
is because you know that items on this hourglass
yeah the uh... you get resurrected that one
No, no, no, the one where it's like you turn yellow.
Oh yeah.
And then you can't die for like three seconds or something.
Yeah.
So the problem is that when you lock in a mage, you can build that item so then you're never even possible to be killed.
Like you're literally just invincible all the time.
So it's like in Hylo like now, imagine I'm playing Nocturne, this guy builds Zonias, this guy builds Zonias,
she can build Zonias, and then it's two tanks.
Who the fuck do I ult on?
You know what I mean?
nerf zonias and bring back like ADC's that's kind of lame no
All right, Jinxie we're one of League of Legends when a question starts off with the why what is always the answer?
Because they have cancer exactly yes, so the reason why is because they have cancer Jinxie
Coach what's what's going wrong this game because you guys were winning coach
What the I yo coach I'm gonna be honest like I think some of your engagements were like kind of one before bro
I don't know
Okay, one on the dragon pit coach like coach. I'll be the death kid your engagement on the dragon pit was full-on one before
You got per most on CC didn't die. Okay?
So let's let's try something new because it seems that telling you not to criticize my gameplay isn't good enough
So we're gonna go a new way with it, okay?
There's a new rule that if you ever criticize your coach's gameplay, it's an admission that you're like that you're racist
So if you don't want to be racist, then you cannot criticize your coaches gameplay ever do you understand?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, okay good. So Jinxie, what do you think the problem with this game is right now? Your team sold out
They sold the whole game
Exactly like see already bro thing about it
We've been in call for nine ten minutes, and you've already become like 30% better at League of Legends
Do you understand how crazy
Dude I can literally like I told you I can play for like five hours like I actually think I can get close to goal today
If I win out I'm gonna go fat ass delay
But I'm gonna have hard style blasting like okay passion, bro erection the entire time
I'm never gonna joke either
I'm just going to keep my boater.
Oh, this is horrible.
Oh, this is so fucking horrible.
Give me armor.
This doesn't look that bad. That's good. That's good.
Yeah, it's just like it was...
Your victor is a good player, I think.
Okay, but Jynxie, who's better? Me or the victor?
You
Answer see like Jin see you're already learning how to be better at League of Legends like it's actually good
Also, actually your mid laner is good too, bro
Yeah, no, they're actually playing well. It's just your piece of shit, and our it's always the fucking top lane. I swear
Mid laner is never in me. It's just top laners bro. Yum. Love. Oh
My god
That was such a good fucking smite coach.
Yo coach, why is your smite that color?
Why is your smite like orange or something? What is that?
So the thing is, you know how there are different types of smites that you can get?
Right now, I have the red smite.
Oh, but I always got the blue and the green one and they were all the same colors the whole way.
No they weren't.
Maybe I just have CTE.
Yeah, probably because you know the way it works is that so the okay, so Jinxy right now
We're gonna do an IQ test and if you get the right answer your 500 IQ. Are you ready?
Yes
Okay, so you know how IQ tests are based on pattern recognition, right? Yes pattern recognition problem solving. Yes, okay
So if the red smite that I buy makes my smite turn red and the green smite that I buy makes my smite turn green
What color do you think the blue smite turns my smite in to?
Blue?
HOLY SHIT!
Wait, how'd you get that?
Hey, but Dantez, my 1400 smite is green?
When I get green?
My green monster?
Yeah, exactly.
I thought it was blue. God, I have CT.
And it could be that maybe you just never even buy the green one.
Like maybe you just buy the blue one.
Dantes um
This is like
Your team okay
This is an interesting lobby because it's 16 to 15, but you guys have three dragons. Are you guys winning just off of the dragon death?
Yes, because the thing is that even though it would give me one second
So you sell right now this guy has Sonya's I can never on him ever
So, but what do I do because I'm gonna be challenger in it in like a couple years
What do I do when everybody has Sonya's? What do I do? I?
You fucking bend over and you get ready to get fucked
So when I get the challenger, I just lose to Zonia
Depending on the champ that you're playing but like for example master you get fucked by Zonia's so does nocturne wukong not so much
Yeah, I think unbiased Lee I think out of all the champions I play
I think wukong has the strongest kit, but he does take the most skill to use
Yes, exactly.
You're 100% with that one.
Wukong's W and Yi and Warwick, but his kit is broken.
Wukong's such a fucking chat.
So did you see how I'm using my Q so I get around the map right now?
Yeah, it's actually turning me on. It reminds me of Wukong's W.
Yeah, a little bit.
Or his Yi, even when he attacks minions.
Nothing else we got to...
So I'm going to press R, just so I make everyone go low.
But if I don't and I just lose just a big fight, so it's like I'm not looking I'm not looking to our end
I'm just looking to like make space for my team. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah shadow shadow. You're peeling you're peeling, right?
Yeah
Kind of it's like I'm this is like called having presence
God but they're so accurate with all their abilities Jesus. This is not how sober is man
No, and I'm gonna be honest like most games and even master plus don't look like this
Like right now you're actually getting probably the closest the game that I played in the last like two weeks
Like you're actually witnessing the closest the game I played in two weeks. So what happened there?
You guys all as a lobby agreed to just fall off there and
Yeah, because the promise that if the enemy committed for it, they lose and if we commit for literally never even seen that it's over
in
And then like somebody gets a triple kill
Literally, yeah
But the thing is like in the high-low the difference between high low and summer players that we're gonna know
Intuitively which fights are gonna be good on which ones aren't so when you see that fucked up fight materializing you're like yeah
I can't go on this but then it's also like in silver
It's not even that much depth or bronze or iron even because this is also fresh to me like bro
There will be a fight on Baron where it's like we have two people
Respawning we have to give them Baron but then the rest of my team will just dive Baron
We'll all die, and then we'll just run down our base. That was huge. Oh my god
Wait, oh no we just lost
Why I mean we didn't lose
Because the promise had him getting that kill means that now I zero out studs, so we can't even wave clear anything
Yeah, who's over root shit? Who does that root thing?
The tree roots go like that and they come at you. Oh, that's Maokai. I play him
Dude, I've been playing against him so much the past week. I'm actually jungling against him a lot Maokai
Yep, you'll play him like we jinxie. Fuck. We might actually say no, you know, maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Okay, we're good
Y'all a bunch of losers because we searching this year. What does that even mean searching this year? I
I
Don't know either this guy's there's just like larping
Well, he's one and eight Nate just say one and eight Nate
There you go, there you go nice that always works
Fuck you okay, well, that's a little aggressive
Yeah, that's like a little too far honestly, I've been playing verse four laners all game
Yeah, I can I can literally just hear this guy's neck beard
Carried on
So now I got to clear out all the vision
If that's the excuse you want to tell yourself all tea this Victor's a Chad
This Victor has a sense of accountability true Chad Victor. I like this well not not really this Victor
So lost us the fight earlier because he walked up like a fucking moron and then he didn't take accountability
You're my coach
Kehon. Keep walking alone mid-brow. He missed out walking. Yeah, so right now Azir, Azir is bot, but he used his teleport earlier.
So we know that if we force this Baron, Azir, exactly. What are the problems that we do back on this low?
Yeah, you guys are doing no damage.
Yeah, like the only thing I can do is just go on people and then die instantly.
Like, do you see how fucking worth this I am?
All it is, is what's it called, they're physically just one-shotting you guys and
you're not.
Yeah.
Like the problem is that I'm not even kidding when I say their comp is there just better.
Like we can't play it, we can't play it so they're not that bad.
But also everything I play nocturne I just gap him. I don't know why but I thought he got bloodsense, but I guess he doesn't
Nope
Nocturne's mid bro. I might just stick with my trio Dante's Warwick Wukong Yi. I like my trio a lot. They're all my faves
Okay, so Jeng see I have bad news for you
What's up coach
so
You know how sometimes like there's gonna be a dad that like gets fired at work
And he decides to take out his anger on his kids by just like yelling at them and screaming at them and cheering them like shit
Yes
so
Right now my match history looks like this
And
I lost two out of my three games today
So because of that you're gonna be the victim of all the anger that I've been having brew inside of me for the last few days
So good luck if you ever fuck up today. I'm telling you you're gonna regret it
So you're gonna have to lock in okay?
Okay
Wait, I'm gonna add it today
What do you do? What do you think 30 seconds and then we've got energy drink to
If you want to match mine we can go 40
chat, should I go 30 or 40? Like, dude, I want to go undefeated today. And these stream
slamming degenerate delinquents are just going to be, they always cue me and then they just
double ban Warwick Wukong or Warwick Yi. It's disgusting. Like I'm telling you, I would
say 40, the same 40. All right. Yeah. My screen is going to be purple for 40 seconds. BRB and
I'm going to grab an energy drink and then we're not losing. Dantes cover. No, I don't
not to cover my map. I actually, I have a lead question when I stream.
Yes.
Sometimes I want my chat to see my map and the chat. Where should I put my
camera? What's the best spot in my chat's top right?
So if your chat is top right, then honestly put your camera bottom left.
It's the easiest place to cover the camera or cover the chat.
He's putting it on the left side and then you just like cover the chat, but who gives a shed that you say nothing worthwhile anyways?
Okay
Chat we are go my screen is gonna be purple. I'm adding a delay
I'm gonna grab a Celsius and then you're you guys are gonna see me literally go on probably a eight game winning straight
Jinxy Jinxy you cannot get a Celsius
Why?
Because you're from the USA you need to get a Fahrenheit
you
I
Alright guys, let's get this shit done.
So guys, everyone listen up, everyone listen up, Jinxi is currently silver 367 LP.
He gains about 20 LP a game, right?
He is currently 2 wins away from silver 2, plus 5 7 away from silver 1, plus 5 12 wins
away from gold. Only 12 blends are separating him from gold right now. I'm gonna be real.
There is a very good chance that we could bring his shit all the way to fucking mid
silver two or even silver one tonight. There is an insanely high chance for it. So we
might just have to get it done. Alright, but I'm ready for it. I'm gonna be honest,
bro, the last time me and JD had a like a five hour or even like four hour
coaching session, it must have been fucking like months ago. No, I think the
last time we actually did, if I'm not mistaken, was when it was the, it was
This one was the Irel Marathon.
Dude, isn't it insane to think that was like three months ago now?
Like when the Irel Marathon happened, it was the start of summer and now everyone's starting
school again.
Bro, that's like a fucking despair moment.
When summer starts and it's like early May and you're like, oh, this summer is
about to be a movie.
I can't wait for all this crazy shit to happen.
And then you blink and it's late August and the only thing you've done for the last
three months is jerk off three times a day and go to the public pool once a week with
your mom and dad because they're tired of seeing you sit at home in front of your
PC all day.
This is the universal experience.
All right.
Yeah. Um, yo, don't test, don't test, don't test. I'm, I'm sure I'm sure what's up. What's up to me? Yes. Okay.
I saw a clip.
Don't test. Are you actually going to name your child heck room or heck room junior.
Okay, no, I don't know what's fantasy from reality with you.
Are you actually going to name your child heck?
Okay.
First off, just so you can understand.
She's going to be a girl. It's a daughter.
Okay. It's heck. I don't even know. Is heck a girl or a boy? I don't even know.
Well, listen, so what I've been trying to convince Laura is I've been jinxy over the course of my life. I've done many things. I've hit challenger Korea, challenger Europe. I managed to like you at challenger one Korea. Let me just add to that little glaze here.
Yep, challenger Korea challenger Europe challenger and a you know it's like I've gotten to a point where you know like my shims are doing well all that kind of stuff like we've done this right.
But the hardest thing that I've ever had to do is convince my wife to name our daughter, Miguel, heck, her name, Nicholas Stewart junior don't have sacrum.
I'm going to be honest with you, Jamesy.
You're going to name your child, Miguel Hecarim Cadine Nicholas Stewart.
Don Tess Jr. Hecarim.
Like we're putting Hecarim twice in there.
And I'm going to be honest, dude, that's been one of the hardest things I've ever
had to do.
But it's like I'm making slow progress with it.
Okay.
Yo, should I just cue?
Is there any speech I should listen to?
Like, bro, today could be a big day for me as a league player.
Yes, Jinxie.
There is a speech that you can listen to.
Are you ready for it?
Tell me.
Give me a second.
Let me find it.
Hold on.
Tell me, baby.
Chat today's a big fucking day.
I'm going to play perfect.
Don't this is my play roll.
I want you to stab me in the throat at full force
if I make a misplay in game.
I want you to put a shank in my ass.
Jynxie, if you misplay at any point, at any point today.
Yes. I'm telling you right now.
Shit down my throat.
Literally, shit down my throat.
And the way that I'm gonna do it
is that I'm actually gonna fly out
when you're at least expecting it to Florida.
And I'm just gonna wake you up
with a bucket of ice cold water.
So get on your PC, get to fucking gold
and get working.
And then every time you lose it,
it's gonna be Spank City again.
Do you understand me?
He's right, he's right.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Now, Jyncey, the only person that can actually make you
unlock your own potential today is you.
So I want you to listen to that song I just linked,
but share a screen first so I can get into it with you.
And let's get this shit done.
Do you understand?
You want me to listen?
Oh my God, 2023, Jyncey.
Aware, chat aware 2023, Jyncey.
I never took education seriously.
Not 2.6 GPA, okay?
I didn't take any honors, EP class, I got it.
We opened music, Jenny.
Maybe I took honors English.
Maybe, how do you fucking remember?
The guidance counselor said I'd be a failure.
The teacher said I'd be a failure.
One of my teachers, my business teacher said,
When are you gonna start taking life seriously?
You have a dream.
You have to protect that dream every single day when you wake up, bro.
It's time.
It's time.
It's time.
That's where you challenge your right now, JC.
It's not about the stream you're taking.
It's about your life!
It's just an idea.
Fuck this dream!
It's just an idea!
It's gonna be challenging!
Go back to dreams.
Be dreams forever.
There's a team of human challenger
and you need to protect that dream!
You understand?
You're in a half of a second.
I'm not gonna let myself slip down this path.
No!
You're in the darkness.
If you go into the salt, you're now alive.
It's about what you do.
Base off, base off, base off!
You and your thoughts, and you gotta control your destiny!
Come on!
Don't let any of your thoughts get in this life!
I want you to get in any of these!
You said you're my dad!
He's gonna lock ye!
He's gonna lock ye because he banned Rammus.
Get a lot. He's gonna lock ye.
Wait, wait, wait!
This is classic.
Oh! Fire.
Fire.
That's fine. Good matchup for you. Good matchup for you.
I want you to pick my comp, or based off the comp, I want you to pick between Yi and Warwick, whatever you like more after the first week.
Okay, so Jainci, Jainci, rule one of the grind today. Are you listening?
Yes, Daddy.
Rule one of the grind today is you are never locking in Master Yi ever again. Do you understand?
What if Warwick gets banned? Go to Wukong?
Yes, because listen, the thing that you have to understand is that Wukong has enough or Master Yi has nothing to do with your own mechanics, it has to do with knowing when to Q and when to W based on what the enemy's abilities on what is up.
So the problem is that whenever you look in Master Yi, it's like you're sitting there, you're dying to shit that you don't even know what it is. And that is the reason why you are not winning. Do you understand me?
Yeah, I understand sir. I understand sir now. Okay, but my question now though is
You know what fuck it I have a 61% 100th warwick and a 67% percent of the blue cough
I know I want you to read what your mastery one is 50. It's so bad. It's so bad
It's 50. This is 61. This is 60 like okay
Do you want me to actually put into perspective for your first seconds? You can understand really how fucked up that is
Yes, yes
If you maintain that 61 win per cent on Warwick and you never locked in Yi a single game, right now you would unironically beat Diamond II.
Are you serious, Gontes? Are you serious?
Yes, like it's not even a joke because you have hundreds of games on Yi, right?
Every time you have a 60 per cent one, right over 100 games, that is 20 net wins because it's 60-40.
So over the course of 300 games that's 60 net wins. That's 3000 LP
That's the difference between iron and masters 200 LP. So now do you understand why we're never locking in fucking mastery ever again?
Got it
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay, but my question is though
If I got to a higher rank though, what did my win percentage go down? Yes or no, sir
I mean it would but for the purpose of our delusions. We're not gonna we're not gonna sit there
We're not gonna think about that. He's right. He's right. He's right. Sorry one more thing
Yes, this is the I just need to listen to one song and then I'm probably good for a little bit
Okay
Can you hear this? I
Know you mean you can hear it
Yep
All right, we're gonna do this song and then we're locking in on the gameplay
Do you want to sign me?
Dundas is your hand on your penis right now
Jynxie my hand is on yours
Metaphysically I have both hands under your table fondling each test the cobalt your shaft grows. You understand me
Yes
Please come into my jungle. I'm the strongest one-to-one fighter in the game. Yo, I come into my jungle. Okay, Jynxie quick question
What is your goal this game?
Uh, be at every dragon, at on timers, um, check my bloodsats, check my cameras, gank properly,
don't force engagement, value my life, and just don't be a healthy, engaged guy.
Let's get in there, and let's get security!
I need security at the fucking game!
My name is Martin League of Legends, extreme seed, hashtag MVP.
Let's fucking live up to it!
Now, Jamesy, do you know what MVP stands for?
Most valuable player, Shadow of the Desert!
Jamesy, the thing is that Byer has her feet out, so because of that, this game is the most viable pervert. Do you understand?
Yes.
What?
What the fuck?
Like a Jamesy!
I want you to know that I'm in-
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Okay, my bad. My bad, listen.
I saw you, the music was getting to me a bit too crazy.
Alright.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I want to go pause the music and you invade it.
Okay, yeah.
So it looks like there's Victor.
I actually just stole your- your raptors because of that.
Alright, I want to go pause the music.
Yo, Victor type!
Ah, this dude has a Korean named GGs. Does he actually think there's Korean smurfs in a silver lobby?
W early onset schizophrenia, causation league of legends, holy schizophrenia.
Bro thinks there's a Korean like smurf in a silver lobby.
You're just that, my boy.
Okay, so now listen, Kingsley, this is what we're gonna do.
I want you to play for the gromp. You're gonna look on the blue.
After the blue, what's the play?
We're gonna look on the banks. We're gonna check our cameras. Bot could be looking good.
So, so why don't we drone right now? Why don't we drone right now?
Imagine you would have skipped that blue and got in a free kill. Wait, so I don't want to leave my blue in that scenario though
If they're if they're literally one HP, and you take the long way around. Yes, but only if you take the long way around
Got it. So now get double cop. Oh, yeah, these are my crabs. I got a I got a scut finish
You do no fucking love that
right here no this one exactly bryo's gonna gang fizz once she does you fuck
her in the ass do you understand okay press I'll be in going on the briar
yes all right your physical piece of shit yeah you got a right
flash flash flash okay so listen there's good news and I want to put my
hands on your throat right now okay I know it's good to be a teammate it's
gonna be honest with my coach I want to put my hands on your throat right now
okay I'm listening I don't blame you Fred but what I will say is so late
That's such a bad fucking engagement. No
Wait, I mean we know this is the piece of shit. It's silver man. Like we know he's the piece of shit
Exactly sir. Jeng see that's why listen the reason why I actually told you make that gang is to force you to walk in
Because if your score is zero zero, you're not as locked in as if you're zero on one because now you have something to prove
So it's like I knew that that fight would go bad
But the reason why I called it for you is because I know that that's what you need to put you in the zone
Do you understand?
Hold on
I can make me
Okay, so Jinxie listen up listen up listen up. We're gonna finish these wrappers after this. We're looking both side, okay?
All right
So now I want you to look on the wolves. We're not gonna gang fizz
Yeah, whatever we do here. We're not doing shit to fizz
Yeah
This piece of garbage remember it's silver. They're all pieces of garbage not that yep
Jinxie listen you're playing Warwick, and that's a that's a wolf with two heads
What do you think the most valuable pervert wants to do when he sees that wolf down? Yo, I'm the most silent player
Not perfect
Okay, my bad
Yes, good joining
And the joining
there you go and then take that fucking thing take that thing take that thing
take it all right now after the wave listen Jinxie there's a gromp what do
you think the most valuable pervert wants to do when he sees that big-ass tongue
yo I'm the most valuable player not present okay my bad bro my bad okay
We're going gromp and then we're looking on dragon, okay? Should we ping our pigs?
No, I actually have why not why not might as well
Should I ping the fizz you think you'll come since he hinted me or me or no?
Well, it doesn't matter might as well try try back. It's like
No, no go for it. Who gives a shit fuck them. I have timers up though
I don't give a fuck just fucking ping it if your team doesn't move you flame them
Also, I want you to walk back walk a bit out of the pit because via claps on here
be careful yep it's not backing so yeah she's brain dad okay so now yeah just
say good keep hitting it okay this is alright poshway poshway alright nice
no leave your teams to die and recall should I maniacally laugh while they die
yeah so I knew that engagement was bad so why didn't we do it okay I'm not
didn't like your car has to lock the fuck in actually like this is some of your worst coaching yet
Okay, listen we got this all right, so what we're gonna do I want you to just listen listen
We're playing for the folk here here like right now. You have to understand. We're just getting in the zone do you follow?
Yes
So basically all of these were just tactics to see if I was focused exactly. Yes. It's all just been like
It's all been like mental mind games you follow. Yeah, so okay, you knew it was bad
But you're just having to do it anyway. It's just in case to see if I know if it's bad
Yes, exactly. Yes
Like think of it like imagine right now
It's like we're in a haunted house, but you're not sure which Jeff the killers have real lives and which ones have fake ones
Does that make sense? Got it got it got it. Okay?
Okay, so now what I want you to do I want you to
go for your bot side we're not gonna gank our mid laner why he's a piece of
shit and he's behind so his players fat anyway so it's not even good thing
exactly so now remember I want to start joining mid and bot cuz we have that
alt up maybe we want to use it I like bot more than mid fuck mid I'm gonna let
that guy drown after he let me drown I'm gonna let him drown piece of shit I'm
looking more to a spot here let's see what happens yeah perfect time so listen
Listen, so if you have what you want to do is you want to look at the mini map
So now look when you mini map you see they're going in box night go for it now you go for it
Now you go for it stop now you go
Are are wow she flies that's insane. That's fine now get not now get not now get not
Take the wave take the wave there you go take all those fucking minions those are jitties minions
So I understand, okay, this is a good coaching point.
So when I have a guaranteed kill, drop everything.
Exactly, because same with this type, though,
a kill gives you how much gold?
300 a camp gives me like, my blue buff is like a hundred.
Exactly.
So right now that means three camps gives you 300 gold.
How much does a kill give you?
300 gold.
Exactly.
So one kill is worth three camps, remember that.
Got it.
Ooh, so it's kind of like I'm farming like to the extreme.
Yes, I see yes see that. Yes coaching flame, bro. I do got to be more prior to prior to for those try back and then go and do
cross
Yeah, now now you've built your now you've built your brother and king
Hey, this is good now
Dude, oh my god, I love meeting base with five gold that shit gets me hard leaving base with five gold that gets me hard yellow
Okay, Jynxie, talk to me, talk to me bro, talk to me.
The play right now, okay, is we're going to maybe look for a top gank, do you understand?
Oh, Jarius is kind of behind, he's getting CS-malled.
Yes, so we're going to keep our eyes open, we're not going to like walk there, but we're
just keeping our eyes peeled.
Dude, that's such a good coaching advice, Dantez, I like that a lot, that's a really
good learning key.
I got you bro, I'm telling you.
You're in a call with me the amount of value that you could get from it like so it's like whoa
It's my den one spider month, but you didn't fight pussy. Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, wait
Wait fuck you're always the commotion so that you know, I do you know why you lost out? I didn't smile
Exactly, I tried to smite but I was I was not fast enough. I tried to those
okay
So it's one of those games. I just get dick road
probably but the good news is that your team is doing relatively okay so I
think you can solve on this shit easy as fuck so low stream it here out of base
shame it stream it stream it stream it I don't want to drone drone drone okay
so now this cocksucker vector use this flash on you right so that means what
we're gonna do is we're gonna see if we can get a kill on him to understand
you want me not yet go for the wolves right now go for the wolves like you
We can Bosco now if we go for the most, okay, we don't have to go.
And then, but we're just gonna keep our eyes open to see if he's starting to...
It looks kind of ungangable right now.
Okay, no, no, no, he's on, he's on.
I want him to go mid right now, go mid right now, go mid right now, go mid right now, go mid right now, go mid right now, go mid right now, go mid right now, go mid right now, go mid right now, go mid right now.
Okay, nice, now go, go where he was pathing.
Alright, alright, nice, this is good.
Nice, go, go, go, go, go!
He has no flash!
There you go, you sorry, you sorry?
Yeah!
Yes you go!
Alright, now get the calving.
Yeah, so the good news is that you know.
Now, Briar could come for you.
We want to be a bit...
Chest might this.
E? E?
Okay, now...
Try to flash right?
So there's Briar.
Briar's fucking me, man.
The problem is though that the real issue is that she keeps getting the smites off like
I know but I'm trying.
No, I mean that's okay.
Sorry, I gotta get my smites down.
Alright, get your fork.
Okay, so now out of base, this is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go straight red and then we're going top crab.
Okay?
Got it.
Damn bro, I gotta lock into my smites here.
Baaah!
It's okay, listen.
Remember, the best way to lock in on your smites is...
on top what's happening top what's up
jitty go top there you go like what I
take about the bloodsense yep okay but
walk from behind behind guys like this
good now wait in this bush don't move
out from it wait until the minions are
under tower and now ping now let your
use this fuck I'm reading your tank and
then go go go go go yeah yes fuck
Alright now invade topside, invade topside, yep, invade
Okay, if you have ult up you win versus Bayer, I'm just letting you know
Oh god, oh god, okay, yeah, you're gonna have to Q, Q and then E, Q and then E
You're gonna have to Q or Q, you're gonna have to fight this
So that is the reason why you had to fight this, because the second you got hit by that Bayer ult you're dead
You know what I mean?
So it's like you might as well try fighting and maybe getting damage out there
I think I'm dead no matter what there. Yeah
Wow, there's kind of a disgusting champion Jesus. I mean dude force and hit platinum with her
Okay, yeah, I listen this we're gonna do I wanted to insipid dragon out of base here, okay, right to drag
Okay, yep straight to dragon
Victor's coming
Pin your team pin your team on dry pin your team drag
like this looks horrible for you maybe there's only like a 95% chance I'm going to try to
smite no no no no no no this we're gonna do you're gonna walk in I wanted to instantly
on her no on fire just instantly on her instantly are instantly are now and then you can smite
it twice twice twice nice nice now go blue now go blue fuck up nice okay your Q's coming
up just back up go to your blue this is one all right just try fighting them if
you're gonna fight then you have to mix a fighting right not bad answer the
dragon not bad kid so Jain see listen when you ult someone on Warwick what
happens they get perma stoned and they can't they can't smite right yeah
They can't once I'm on
This looks good
That was a pretty good steal see that's why you should never let your jungler solo a dragon because then I can just fist fucking
All right whole teams losing I'm kind of losing to those so whatever I
Kind of want to look rift herald we have prior this looks good man shove top shove can these pigs come
bro please god just come to the fucking Rift Herald or die man that's fine
yeah die man that's good too well never mind don't go Rift Herald
yeah so Jynxie your alt isn't just a stun it's a suppression that means that
people can't even use smite while you're alting them so you can literally
alt when the dragon is low to steal it
I just folk there. Let's go. I should fight Briar now. She has no AWP. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it.
I know. Go Krugs. Go Krugs. Local Go Krugs. Yeah, just try to run.
What is hitting me? Can I pass you to take a lot of damage? Good. Yeah, yeah.
Alright, good. Alright, so JNC. Now I want you to type Med Gap. Holy fuck.
Oh, you're there. Oh, action R yet. Over the wall. Over the wall. Over the wall. Over the wall.
Nice! Good. Okay, folk there. Folk there.
All right, good.
So now, while you're clearing Krogs, type mid gap, holy fuck.
Nice, OK.
Also, I heard that you're hosting another league tournament
soon.
Potentially, bro.
Yes, I think it's going to be like mid to late October,
maybe early November.
OK, nice.
It's going to be legendary.
And I'm going to be gold by then.
I'm going to be gold by then.
No, no, no.
GenC by then you're gonna be fucking emerald
He's right
Wait, you're gonna be a higher than XGC. Okay, press W W for movement speed now. Let's go
Go on Nautilus, Nautilus, Nautilus
And two two two fast. All right. Yep. Now you just back off
We had good presence on that rift tarot, so let's go
So after this the crab is up. I want you to look on the crab, okay? I
I kind of messed up my order with my camps there, it doesn't matter, not knowing about
it.
So when you fuck up your order like this, the trick is you just don't clear these camps.
I want you to push mid and then go for herald.
Actually, yeah, go mid and push heralds, yeah.
Actually, if you take the mid wave to your fist, probably go CFK.
So yeah, just go herald, just start picking herald.
Should I ping my piggies?
Or my hymer, my hymer?
Yeah, the other promise they're all coming for you. Okay. I know you can't go for this back and buy back by
Wait wait here for a second
So buyers
Don't go into album he's he's lost cause wait
Now wait
Just wait Victor's right next to me. I know I know go in
Yeah, okay, but don't don't commit too hard
No, you couldn't smile to kill it's okay. Oh go. Yeah, don't go into crazy cuz bark
It's the calm now now walk up
So remember what I was doing on October when I was having presents and I want to start without like all inning like here
You want to have presents, but not like all in?
What is this?
Okay, nice
It's not let's keep just like fiddling with my balls
Yeah, god damn this guy's annoying. He's so tanky and cringe
Okay, so Jinxie
Listen, what you're gonna do now is dragon is coming up soon by your items nice
Yeah, that's fine
Right on spires fast fast fast. I can't say no. Yeah, okay. So once you get this dragon out of base, okay?
Ready ready going get on
I swear this is winnable. I swear this is winnable. Thank you, baby. I swear this is winnable.
Okay. It's just straight dragging here, okay? Seven seconds.
We need to go right- I want to start it right away.
Yeah, do it. Remember, auto then hold Q. Ignite should be-
No, no, I don't want to do that.
Now, you can ward over this wall to no one buyers coming.
There you go. Good fucking shit, Jidler.
Hold Q don't don't send nothing if you send it sons you know it, but just like finish it
You just hit it until you finish it just until you finish it just finish it
And then you are this motherfucker, then you aren't any fucking
There you go
I think you just I think you just I wow I don't know me to flash
I miss blitz
Okay, so Jinxie, can I tell you something honestly? Yeah? I?
We reviewed about 15 of your games over the course of the last few weeks.
And the one thing that I noticed that you do, is you just keyboard spam to primary just
waste your flash, and it loses you so many fucking games.
What if I told you that if you never fuck up your flash like the way you just did, right
now you'd be platinum three.
Damn.
Okay.
All right.
I'm sorry.
So that's why like, listen, it's your most important summoner spell.
Let's fucking lock it in then, okay?
Okay.
Sorry.
So, right.
No, no, you don't have our you don't have ours, so don't look for it. I should wait if they died
No, they died it could be good
No, no
This is good. Oh my god. Yeah, there you go
Hey, so now let her run let her run let her run and now just look full clear upwards
Dude, I just got a double kill. That's fucking gigantic. Let's go
Yes, look again, Jynxy versus the fucking world.
The Jibber, dude, the Jibber's ready.
For all Sordontas, we have two dragons.
This is actually one of them.
This is actually one of them, bro.
But do you see how much more comforting it is
when you actually have dragons and you can play for soul?
Yes, bro. So con- it's like I'm gonna blank it.
Yes.
Oh my god, that's the problem. Jesus.
Think of it this way, Jinxie. Imagine a dragon's soul, like four-skinned, right?
Like, it has a...
Can you say imagine dragons?
Like, imagine...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, why? Why is it classic?
You don't...
You don't know imagine dragons?
Imagine dragon bees nuts.
You don't know imagine dragons?
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Yes I do, I made it.
Radio like dude! Radio like!
I just, I just said I know them. I was just making a deez nuts joke.
Oh!
Okay, go party, go party, go party, go party!
W and then go, W, W, W, W, W, W, W, W!
What the fuck!
Okay, don't, don't, I'll right away.
Oh wow, okay.
Uh, oh.
Wow, I just meant, I'm sorry, I'm just like, I need to lock in.
Okay, so listen, it's okay. That's fine. That's good. I want you to just farm your blue now
You don't have ult so you can't really do much
Sorry, sir
Whoa, so now after this we're gonna be looking on after this we're looking on crab, okay?
Okay, this is good. Press E. Press E. Yes. Yes fight fight. This is good
Team keep fighting!
Nice!
Good!
Nice!
There you go!
Nice! Kill the knot! Kill the knot! Kill the bit! Kill the bit!
Okay, Jinxy! Jinxy! Jinxy! Jinxy! Jinxy!
Jinxy, listen! Type an old chat right now. How misfortune it...
That misfortune... Oh my god, nice. Plan words. Plan words.
to your mist fortune oh my god that's so good that is so good
okay good okay wait up okay sounds like you're talking through an aquarium wait
no I what do you mean aquarium like it's okay you're good now but what happened
though I don't know Mike was muffle okay in the dragon yes yes yes but song
songwrappers songwrappers cuz we don't want to wait 20 seconds doing nothing
yeah well don't be like 10 yeah it doesn't matter 10 seconds bro okay let me
ask you a question okay if you had a guy's 15 inch dick in your throat for
10 seconds would that be horrible yeah for two seconds it'd be horrible okay
think about the same way when it comes to your jungle camps if you have to
wait 10 seconds just imagine the worst thing ever happening to you for 10
seconds it's a lot longer when it's like that isn't it yes oh my god like
yes so jungles all about timing like we it's timing we can't sit down we can
fucking waste our time waiting for shit go drag here here we go here we go yes
okay so now dragons up this is good
should I go yep start it start it yep yep I'm gonna ward over wall yeah okay
dude what's happening look some of your team a drone but okay back up night
back up night back up night back up night back up this spot clearbott clearbott
should I farm camps or get the minions get the minions no I'll get the
minions minions
What the fuck just happened
Okay, so now go top crab, and then we plan down actually take wrong first press P
Press P
Okay, you can buy your death sands
Stop this. Okay. Why did you smite because I have another one?
Good call actually so remember what I told you late game if you would have only had one charge
You don't want to use it, okay? Yeah, I'll only do that one up to I got you exactly
Erin
Yeah, well
Yes, I fucking like it daddy now show me more
Hey now go burn, go burn, go burn, go burn, go burn, go burn, go burn, go burn, go burn, go burn, go burn, go burn.
PING DEMM! PING DEMM!
Okay, Jynxie, let me ask you a question. Imagine you have four children, okay?
And you're walking across the highway.
Are you just gonna sit there when they start walking across the highway being like,
oh well, they're just like crossing the highway, it is what it is.
Or are you gonna tell them, yo, stop fucking crossing the highway.
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna tell them to stop crossing the highway.
Exactly, it's the same thing with your team.
They're they're literal apes you need to correct them or else you're fucked you understand
Okay, okay now talked about starting on red starting on red
So what I want to actually do is I want to take the red and then yeah, we're gonna clear our top side then you're gonna walk mid
Top side then mid not full clear
Yep, because at this point what is focus and do per game? I would even walk mid right now walk and then you can your teammate
Yeah, we need to be grouping now and like team Friday. Yes. I miss that crazy. Let me do this
All right, let's go
Okay, this briars a problem everybody else is a free pack though even the briars kind of squishy though looky mid champ
You have also I do have oh I do have oh okay
By race it all this good
But back up a little bit because you don't have two champs on your team
So because you don't have your team look at your mini map where your team is your piece of shit with us
I'm or still off our store base
Okay, just pussy pussy pussy. I know arms are are up are up are up are up nice
What I've got promise done
Okay, it's nice of you to join us hammer banger nice of you to join us man
Yeah, I got like for my PC
Okay, okay, Jynxie. I want you to type in chat right now, okay?
I was in Habs you buffoons.
Okay, no, no, Jynxie, you need to type right now.
Timer, stop blowing your dad and lock in.
I think if he's there, we just kill all of them.
Yes, literally. That's why this guy needs to lock in.
I just got like a 4 man dove while this guy is in the nexus and I pinged him 30 times
Yeah, so that's why now listen dragon's up in a minute 30. It's what we're gonna want to play for
Who should I like peel the mf for something yeah, yeah, yeah, like what do you want to do it?
Fucking open now. Okay, Jinx. Yeah, I think your comment triggered him
Okay, look vodka with vodka with vodka vodka vodka
I don't know after this maybe we can like so what we're gonna do is we're gonna
hover Heimer and if anyone comes by we kill them
I don't know I'll hover him hover him so I walk up the victor you see the victor
go for the victor
whatever press I'll be press I'll be and go press I'll be and go
Okay, now take rugs.
Take rugs, take rugs, take rugs.
So now we're just waiting for shit to happen.
Okay, this is good. Okay, press E, press E now,
E now, and then E again. All right, now, now, are we?
Oh, you gotta say that earlier, bro. Yeah,
okay, my bad. So in cases like that in the future,
When Briar ult's in on you, it's kind of like you're just at a point where you're fucked, okay?
So, if she ever goes in on you, you kind of just need to play to like get away as fast as you can. Does that make sense?
I got you.
Bro, what is our wincon? Is it Heimerdinger? No key?
The wincon right now, I would say, is just getting like one real fight.
Like, if you get one real fight, where you can actually sit there and you can like go in on them, then you just win.
But the problem is that it's like, you need to be 5.
Like the real win con is that you guys are 5 in your group.
The problem is that if people are spitting and like weird shit's happening and you can't win.
So that's why what we're gonna do is you're gonna try to make a call out on the next objective.
So for example like 5 dragon.
Okay?
And then now insta pad there.
So now you see how Victor's pushing bot.
We're gonna push our bot wave first while we're running there.
So shove out the bot side.
Exactly, yes, through the lane.
so push this and then go to dragon now ping it go
this is good now oh briars dad that's big we should get this
okay so press W press W press W press W because the victor is like trying to fight hymen
don't don't go in though don't go in though like you can just look on this and then start
it fighting yeah but he's about okay i'm out of the dragon i'm gonna go exactly okay now jinxy
listen briar ult is gonna fly in you're gonna have to dodge it when it does okay
Nice! Okay, you're safe now. Now you're safe. Now just go this way.
Good. That's huge.
Okay?
Don't arm. Don't arm. Don't arm.
It's okay. That's good. It's fine.
I set it like 30 seconds. Okay, it's fine.
Now look on the blue. Look on the blue.
Actually, no, don't... Go with your team.
Like, the thing is that in low, in low...
Alright, that works.
So in lower, in low, when you're in positions like this,
your team is probably going to end, so you just got to play around them.
This looks good. It's actually good. Nice. Okay, this this coming game winning
Want to tell them not so low
Hey
All right, we just push and win we're big right you should be able to have my next item in case shit is the plan
Let's get there. I know I think you guys can maybe I'm curious like I was down
No, no, no, no, no back up back up. All right, I think I'm off
Yep, hang him off.
Now take the top crab, but take the top crab.
Because you see how dragon or baron is spawning?
We want to get that crab to make sure that we don't get it.
Should I back and then go and get my item or just stay?
Yeah, after we get this, then you reset.
Back baron, got it.
Now recall?
Hey, so Jengzee, there's something that I have to tell you, okay?
Talk to me, bro.
Why your spirit massage?
And then afterwards?
Yeah, start blowing yourself up.
So the problem is that, hold Tab and look at Briar's items.
You see that green sword?
Her second item?
Merciliar's Kilometer.
Yeah, so that item means that if you ever alter,
she can press that and then your alt just stops.
That is whack.
Yep, so that's why when it comes to who we want to alt,
Briar's gonna be one of our last choices, okay?
Gotcha.
Break off.
We're over this wall.
We're over this wall.
Okay, that's fine.
And now just ping mid. Ping mid and walk with your team. At this point, rather than now you get the raptor camp, it doesn't mean shit.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Take that cannon though, Busty.
Yep. So now walk in the top bush. Walk in- no, up, up. Yep, like that.
And now, wait here.
Shoulder are waiting. Okay, now you can fight Nautos a bit.
I don't want you to use your R right away though. You're gonna want to hold on to your R, okay?
This game is actually cinema
So Jinx you remember you're gonna want to actually use your R smart so don't just like
Who do you want me to R Vic?
Probably Vick or Darien or Ash?
Ash is number one priority
Okay are the bar here are the bar are the bar are the bar bar bar bar
bro I'm just a perma fucking stunned
so I didn't know where she was when I was CC'd oh wait you didn't you didn't
see her altheon you're misfortune no I mean they might not be able to end oh
we have always with that she won't
Why would we FF with 20 turrets up?
Hope that fucking camera's broken.
Bride and I did not see the briar until until and then I saw her and then I got permacese
to eat and then when I already missed of course.
Okay, so I thought I wasn't supposed to armor bro and then you said armor.
You weren't but the promise of the second that she ults in on your misfortune. You're kind of forced to
Because I got to protect my ADC exactly yeah, but I'm gonna be honest listen listen. It's a good start to the day
I'm gonna be real how I wasn't
We mean how how we lost how's that a good start on this?
Because whenever you lose your first game of the day it means you win all your other games
Who the fuck told you that bro? I went 0-9 before in a day you saw it
Okay, so listen this is where you're gonna do okay hit play again hit fine match
Now
World one of being a League of Legends player. Do you know what it is what?
It's knowing that there's always someone more miserable than you
So you need to find them and laugh at them to make yourself feel better
So let's look at Muda's match history on the client right click is the chosen profile
Right click is profile now do you profile?
Okay, so I can see it's do nice
Okay, so Jinx you think you might have lost your first game the mood is literally down almost three entire ranks
So it's like how can we even sit here and be mad when that's what he's going through does that make sense?
Dante's one of my moderators sonny said Dante's is legit straight-up trolling
Tell Sonny
That right now he has a very rainy attitude, so he should live up to his name and be fucking positive
I'm getting a FaceTime call from Muda
Let me call Muda.
Good start today.
Hey, G.C., how are you, brother?
Yo, saw you drop to gold too, Muda.
What's going on?
Yeah, I did drop gold too.
But I just want to let you know that I just went 22-0 in my last game
while you just struggled to carry your team and just lost.
Does he not?
I didn't even think I'd coach him out here, by the way, brother.
Does he know?
Yo, Muda, they gave you that game
because of the time machine, bro.
If they keep giving you regular lobbies,
you're gonna quit the game.
So, bro, everybody you just played
was literally a CIA agent.
Is that true?
Yeah, bro, yes, do this!
Does he not know?
Bro, Muda, if you're on a nine-game losing streak
and you D-rank three times,
they have to keep you on the game,
so they're gonna give you a silver lobby.
Bro, you don't give a time machine.
Bro, you don't know shit about me.
You literally don't know shit about me.
Jixi, tell Tamuda right now.
He actually deserved that win.
He just got lucky that he had a better team.
Yeah, I know.
Did you know I actually made him cry this morning?
Yo, is this a Yi game or a Warwick game?
We're never going Yi.
interesting interesting um bro don't ask yep are we gonna go today or what you
know hey hey you know what motherfucker you actually got me killed twice in the
first 10 minutes I don't want to see that bullshit again okay listen listen
I'm gonna be honest I will say I will say the early game that was on me that
was on me I'll take full account no shit Sherlock and then yo and then you're
like don't are the briar whatever you do don't are the briar okay all the
fire all the fire and I'm like what what what yeah like listen listen listen no
but we need is commander Irvin bro we're not like locked in at all bro we're
playing like absolute donkey doodle shit testicles and that's our period no
No, that's not perfect.
Okay.
Alright, game one, I'm gonna blame my team and my coach because I'm a League of Legends player.
And I have no accountability.
Good. That's what I'd like to fucking see.
Like, when you tell me shit like that, it makes me have hope for you. Do you understand?
Yes, there's no point standing around only be showered by more folders
Okay, I have bad news. I have really really really bad news. Talk to me talk to me talk to me
You're piss just spam pages. I think it's the same guy from last game. Yes, we are
And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better
Before you this time fighting I
Am it's okay though. We got this shit if we'll die anyway
Then who cares what we do?
We could just disobey your orders, and it wouldn't mean a thing, would it?
Yeah, so besides really, everything that you thought had meaning, every hope, dream,
or moment of happiness, none of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield.
None of it changes what a speedy rock does to a body.
We all die.
But does that mean our lives are meaningless?
Does that mean that there was no point in our being born?
Would you say that of our slain comrades?
What about their lives?
Were they meaningless?
They were not!
Their memory serves as an example to us all!
The courageous fallen, the anguished fallen.
Their lives have meaning because we, the living, refuse to forget them.
And as we rise to certain death,
We trust our successors to do the same for us!
Because my soldiers do not fuck on our yield when faced with the cruelty of this world!
My soldiers, my soldiers, my soldiers, my soldiers, my soldiers, my soldiers, my soldiers, my soldiers, my soldiers!
Come here, man!
Really?
Three seconds on the...
Okay, what's going on in the game?
Wait!
Whyyyyyyyy?
Alright, I only did that because of the music.
Is he a god?
How do you get out of that?
How do you actually get out of that?
Okay, so I'm going to explain to you kind of like our local concept.
I'm just trolling.
No, no, listen, it's on trolling.
I'll explain it to you. I want to go for the red so a higher level concept. They up from your son go
Go to your right here, right, but you know why I never commit boats because they all have this TP bullshit
Like I swear to God every mid laner can just get out of anything. Yeah, so okay shit TP
So Jinx listen listen listen, okay?
You know how your Q has a range. Yep
And then you know how you're like
Flash has a range. Yep
So the thing is that most of the time if I'm ever gonna tell you to like use for a use of fash or something like that
It's in a way about the drugs. No, just go clubs clubs and then clear up
So it's in a way where you have to flash to get in range of your ability. Do you understand?
Yeah, it's a flash to get into the range of your cue. Yep
Yes, because there for example the reason why that plan I go didn't go good
It's because you flash a bit too early, so you weren't in range and then he was able to like get out easily
Do you follow?
So I should have gotten closer to him?
Exactly, and then Flash.
That's it what I'm telling you. It's always about like your Flash use.
Can I kill this fucker?
Yes, yes, yes you can.
He's gone, he's gone.
Okay, look I'm the lily of them. Fighter.
Don't let her walk up, see you like that?
Okay, so now you're going to want to play back a bit because Ekko can W over the wall.
Ekko's like one health, no?
Come on, man, is you fucking pussy?
Okay, so this is such a cringe game, it's everybody's 1 HP, like this shit's so dead already and I accidentally upgraded my E because I was panicking.
It's okay, you're good, don't worry.
I honestly hate mid laners though, they all just have this bullshit, like get out of jail free card shit.
Yes.
They only have the doo-doo where he just comes in and comes out, echoes like a little bit of a cringe lord.
Okay, listen, what I want you to do here, just gonna play Wolves in the Gromp.
Gromp I drone top for a second. Let's see if we can maybe find a play elsewhere fuck our myth
I mean, yeah, but I fucking hate this feels
But I mean it looks so tempting though. Okay, we're gonna take the gromp and then after we're gonna see if maybe there's a play
Okay
Yeah, there's no place
If there's no play top here
It's not I want to recall and yeah, yeah, there's a job on you to recall to gromp
drags up yeah and I haven't seen it so you see how there's like a blood
son that appeared balling this is where you would want to drone to see just how
long we really is because what if you can just go for free bot kill
so you'll be back okay 60% off okay so what do you know now at this point what
Put the dragon and go to your Krugs.
Yeah, because we have no bot Pryos, so getting on a dragon would make me an iron player.
Exactly, yes, good.
This is good.
I like your mentality.
And mids losing again, so it's just all bad.
I think the problem though is it really is a snowball effect.
If your bot is losing and your mids losing, like not that my bots are losing, but I'm
just saying if your bot mid are losing, it's actually really fucking hard to get
a dragon.
Yeah. Okay, now walk to the wrappers and drone, drone drag, cause we saw Lillia show on dragon.
Okay, ping, ping and go, ping and go. Fuck this, ping and go.
They better fucking come, they better, I swear to god they better come.
They better, they fucking better. Okay, this is Jiddy's dragon, W go in, let's see it.
Come here bitch. This is good.
Come here bitch.
Nice, go drag, drag, finish the drag now.
600 smite and then we go wrappers.
There it is!
There it is!
No, back up and I'm clear.
Come on!
That's good.
That's good.
That's good, that's a damn good start.
Come on, Dodger!
So now, now it's good, but it's good.
This is a good site!
I like it!
We're going for the wrappers
and we're clearing up now, okay?
Okay.
All right.
Now, we're not gonna wanna look towards mid
because Ekko can ult through our ult, okay?
What does Ekko's R do? What does it do?
It's, you know when he says replay
and then he just like does his shit kinda down it?
He rewinds time, yeah, I remember.
I'm doing this first.
Good.
I smited because I have no object.
Yeah, that's fine.
So after the gromp, we're gonna go blue, then you can look mid, okay?
Let's also check top, check top, check top, check top, check top.
Not gonna get it, not gonna get it.
Not gonna get it at all.
Mid looks better though.
We can low-key look on top cap, sure.
And also, what do you see bot lane?
Um, shoved. Lilia's under turret.
Okay, so Lilia's under turret, what do you think we should do?
I mean, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade.
Nice!
So now take the crab and then after we'll look on an invade.
No.
I should Loki save my smite for the invade, huh?
Yes.
Go.
Alright.
Check the afters.
Oh my god.
There you go, get it prepared.
Give me all this, give me all this.
I want you to ward in those bush slots right here.
Yeah, and I want to start to pull it out so I can like run away if you shit it to me.
No, no, no, after this, it's mine, it's mine and killer, it's mine and killer.
E hold Q, E hold Q, don't know yet.
I'll tell you when.
Come here, bitch.
NICE! Okay, now go to red.
Come here, bitch.
Actually, no, go to her red.
Like, he'll never give you the chance to kill. Go to red.
Take everything from this motherfucker.
Let's fucking go.
Jynxie, Jynxie, think of it this way.
Imagine you're a drug addict, and the enemy jungler is like an old grandma, okay?
What we want to do is when we shove her on the floor,
we want to seal as much of her valuables as we can,
So that we can fund our drug addiction. Does that make sense?
Yeah, I think the simpler saying though is like kick a man while he's down.
Like if a jungler's dead, take his fucking camps. You know what I mean?
Kick a man while he's down.
Yeah, or like shove a grandma down and then just stung our money to...
Okay, nice. Start fine.
I'll take this.
You're under level.
You're under level.
Now back up. This is good.
If she walks up again, then we're gonna want to use our Q on her.
We need a cure. Cure, cure it.
Bro, what is she hitting?
Back up a bit and then cure again.
when she walks up
Okay, you have to go in on her
There you go
Come on Fizz, not bad
I mean I got 3v1 there
So much gold
Why doesn't Fizz just like bait me 24-7?
God I hate this kill
If your Fizz was any better you would have gotten the kill
So now what we're going to do is we're going to be
looking out of base here
Straight on her blue
Because, okay explain this
Because this I don't understand
top the box why blue okay because the thing is right now lilia is on grubbs
right oh yep you're right you're right you're right yes so the enemy jungler is
there where should we be opposite opposite opposite opposite exactly yes oh
you're actually so fucking smart on says oh my god you're so fucking intelligent
yeah okay the grom should be up first case they go up in some so what are
the bush next to gromp. Let the bush next to gromp and then start doing it.
You got shit. Oh no. What do you want me to do?
Wait, I don't think she sees you. Just stay here. Stay here and don't move. She doesn't
know you're here. Just on her. I'm not getting on her. She's retarded.
Again, nice, nice. Now we need to make out like bandits.
Hey, nice run away. I killed them off and then ran.
That's pretty good. Yep.
Wait, so no, is it so low? Can I just turn this?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
But when your fist comes, yes, but only when your fist comes.
He just beats, though, this kid's a piece of shit.
Okay, so now I want you to full clear up.
Brunner, is that fucking huge, man? Let's fucking go!
Not dead! Like we're in a good spot, Jamesy!
This is good right now! It's good!
Full clear up, takes me off of dragon.
Should I full clear the quadrant and go drag?
Great point.
Uh, I just might've, so this is, don't talk.
Let's just bop the top fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, you actually had an amazing call there,
and then it's like, you did that.
OK, look dragon, look dragon anyway, so this is that.
But why don't you boss cone over the wall into a dragon pit?
Boss cone over the wall into a dragon pit.
No.
It's right here.
Yeah, there you go.
The boss cone's right here.
Yes.
I got map knowledge, kid.
I did not need to hit that.
I did not need to auto back.
Trust me.
No, no, this could be.
Yeah, yeah, just so.
Oh, Sona's dead here. Yeah, do the thumbs up kid, you're fucking dead.
Six feet under.
I mean that's Jettie's dragon, Ilya's so behind.
She's fucking out.
What are these pains? Can everybody calm down for a second?
Okay, Jinx here, Jinx here.
While we're calling, I'm on unit type.
I have social anxiety, please stop paining, it's stressing me out.
That's a lot.
Dude, I don't know if I can type that much more.
okay okay that sounds kind of cool yeah why not because I'm level 90s level
seven like if he meets me in his camp I'll cut his fucking throat out exactly
yes yes yes you need a view of like imagine you as a jungler are in like
imagine you just want to view some as much as possible whenever you're
stronger than them just fucking beat this shit out of them you know what I
Yep, he's 0 and 3 Lee, let's make it 0 and 4 Thor in a minute here if he comes
Oh there he is
Okay, but you're gonna have to hold your arc, okay? And then there you go, good. I love that timing
You could have uh, so there back up, not no no no
So there you could have smited the blue
I'm mechanically gifted enough for that though
Just kill this one and mod the bush, kill this one and mod the bush
You shouldn't be zeroing
Cause now you don't have E for the fight
Yeah, there you go, I'm out, I'm out.
No, no, no, no, not through there, not through there, not through there.
I mean, where?
Why am I always 3v1?
I seem to be on my camps, bro, I'm doing too much.
Well, it's not that you're doing too much.
It's just that when you're doing the thing, so you're good with doing,
you're just not playing it the way you need to play.
Like, think of it this way.
I was just so focused on killing her,
I wasn't thinking about turning a smite and then reversing back into her.
I was just trying to kill her, but then I forgot she can smite because she's cringe
And then she has to heal from it and then run to her. And that's fun, Majig see listen
What I like is you're learning a concept called limit testing. I'm doing it so much
I'm just gonna go negative every game and then lose every time. Yeah
Yeah, that's that's like with the one downside about it, okay
So after the blue we're gonna look on York after the blue so smite this to do it faster and then go for your
He's so dead here, he's 3v1.
Hey, now I get to 3v1 somebody, that's fun.
Make sure you get the skill.
There you go, nice!
I'd focus her down, focus her down, focus her down.
Why would you insipop wolves instead of running for the ground?
I don't know.
I just messed up.
Okay, but see, this is what I'm saying.
I love the answer you gave me because I don't know.
So literally showcasing why you're so sober every single time a high-level player makes a play instantly his mind is
What am I gonna do after right?
So your thought process the second you get the kill is all right
Gromp is up. Let me focus here. You see what I mean or even before the play. Yeah, yeah, yeah
So that's why like I don't want to hear anymore. I don't know
I wanted to hear a lot because I thought about it because I would rather you be wrong
Then you just don't think at all. You know what I mean? Yeah
Hey now go to the crab, your Lux is up, your Lux is up, you know the crab, the crab, crab,
yes now ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, oh you see Loliah go
for it.
Don't, don't R, don't R, go for the crab, that's good.
You think I should have ordered before she left?
No.
I think we did it was completely fine
Here bitch very good very good now look on the top
All right, so now go for the crab and now talk to me. What do you want to do after the crab in steel?
It's gross. Yeah, let's go. Okay, but we don't don't barge on but
Why not your smoke? Yeah? Yeah? I didn't see him. She's see there you go now get this and I'll go for him
I love little ADC away from his parents.
I love little ADC away from his parents.
Yeah, you fucking do.
The big bad wolf.
Nice!
Smite him.
Smite him.
Smite!
I swear to God I did, but I just didn't play that.
I don't know.
Okay, now go up.
Take the next wave too.
Why don't I give your team this wave?
Take everything.
And then after this, we have to take this wave.
your luck is your support okay and even if she wasn't your teammates are
brain dead so you need to always take everything from them got it
right here in the top bubble here yep uh no under your body stop go back okay
now I'm so late go to your red so in the future you see how the enemy team does
a lot of magic damage bro I'm not gonna keep up with that yeah sure I guess
I didn't know they do magic damage.
Okay, so that's something we're gonna have to work on.
Yeah, there's no way I'm gonna know that.
Well, you can look at the items they built to see what kind damage they do.
Look, hold up.
Yeah, but I see the items, but I don't...
Dragon here?
Yep.
Cause I'm telling you, James, that's a concept you're gonna have to learn.
Like, eventually you will.
Okay, I'll try to try to art.
Try to art.
Yeah, but you're you're going to have to alter jennas all coming in this is this pretty decent
Very nice
Okay, out of base 2, I wanted to go straight to Rift Herald.
Now GenC, while you're going to Rift Herald, I don't want to let the thing earlier slide
because it's something you're gonna have to learn, okay?
Walk to the Herald.
I should wait.
No, maybe...
Like the item thing, I don't want to let it slide, I want to actually talk about
it.
Okay, go for this fight, go for this fight, go for this fight.
and I lose so much because you're getting hit by abilities okay go to the
herald go though so jengxi hold tab and then hover over all the items they have
yep so you see how the enemy mid and jungler have items that give them
authority power no okay so hold tab and then hover over their items yeah so
So you see how it says, okay, no, no, hop over one specific item.
Okay, okay, you're not doing it.
Okay, so you see how that says plus 100 ability power, right?
Yeah.
So that means he does ability damage.
So I want you in the future to look at stuff like this
to determine what items are gonna build.
Because if they do a lot of ability damage
and they have crowd control, which is what they do,
It's better to go Merc Treads than it is Steel Caps.
And that could, unironically, win you games.
Just building properly.
So, when do I go Merc Treads?
When do I go Steel Caps?
When I look for a way.
So, Merc Treads give magic resist, right?
So, you want to like, build magic resist
when they do a-
How do I know what's magic?
Ability power is magic?
Yes, exactly.
What's the other option?
What's the other thing?
Attack damage.
All right, so attack damage is Steel Caps.
Ability damage is Merc Treads.
Exactly, yes, I'm gonna just focus on the Fed player obviously. Yes, exactly. Yep, exactly
Why are we being barren?
Okay, now Smolder is pushing bot. Maybe you could look for a kill on Smolder. I want to walk straight down my camps
Still help any house good movement
Who gives a fuck?
All right, I'm gonna pass through here. Do you think that's what the big bad
Wolf said when uh, when little red bar riding it was walking longer. That's how we go from
R with the secondary rage.
Of course.
My R, he flies before I R.
Alright.
That's fine though.
What's good is that you went for the attempts.
Now push, keep pushing bot, keep pushing bot.
Keep pushing bot, keep pushing bot.
Take the outer wave too.
Aren't I just going to get melted by smolder?
No, because the thing is the outheal is damage.
And I can back up I back up
That's not bad, I'm gonna get pulled in by this fucker
So remember your W only gives you movement speed you can recall now
It only gives you movement speed when you're running towards the one so just family pressing it as bad, so now walk up. Oh
Whoa, I didn't know that wait if you try to W away. It does nothing
exactly
Oh, that's so cool, I didn't know that.
Okay, so now Jynxie, we're gonna have to look towards mid here, okay?
Our ult is up in 15, we're gonna want to play around that, alright?
Look up, this looks good.
I need to shut down this Echo.
So walk up.
Okay, I want you to ult on the Sona, not the Ornn, go for it.
That's it, oh, that's so unlucky.
Sorry, it's like, you back up.
You can maybe go on the loli.
Look, I'm loli-o.
Look, I'm loli-o.
Nice!
OK, now you guys can ban.
Stop ping ban.
I want you to stop ping ban.
I want you to, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Ping ban.
Now, join over your shitty team.
Oh, they're just fighting.
It doesn't matter.
Just, just, just, just, just, just run and ping it.
They follow your call, you int.
Hang on top of them too.
Plus Q.
I already did that 20 times.
So you see how sometimes when you just force it,
like they just listen?
This is how you gotta be like right now,
that's like aura.
That's like you're driving the car with your dad
and then your dad tells you,
everyone stop arguing or I'm driving this car off a bridge.
Do you understand?
Okay.
Like it's aura.
Okay, he smite this.
God!
Good fucking smite.
Oh my god.
Okay, let's get away.
So now we're going to reset. We're playing on reset here.
Alright, let me give you a go.
Okay. So now, Jinxie, Death's Dance gives armor.
Spirit Visage gives magic resist.
What item do you think we should get next to this game?
Spirit Visage after Death's Dance.
No, no, no. Before Death's Dance.
Why don't I just build Death's Dance? So what the fuck?
No, you didn't.
No, just help me go on on Smothered. Why are you along this?
Jinxie, you didn't build it. You have like one long sword.
It doesn't matter. You can just go for the spur of a massage. It's okay.
Go on her. Go on her.
Good art. Hold Q. There you go.
There you go. I like that flash. Now go for the crab.
Wait, wait. What am I building?
Sphere of a massage. Because it gives magic resist.
So you want me to hop over?
Hop over the team! Drop!
Okay, now walk back mid. Yeah, I want you to skip it.
You're gonna start on wrappers, you're gonna three cam clear down, then you're gonna go
for drag.
Alright, so Hava in here, got it.
Your Herald's gonna auto spawn soon.
What the fuck is he doing?
What the fuck is he doing?
Let's go on the echo mark
Okay, jinx me right click on the Herald so driving so trying to fucking crash it into them
Yeah, this good
He's fucking driving this is good
I want to have a good dodge hey now you go track now you go track now go track now go track this good
come to drag and piggies
that looks like a drag I can smite instantly here hold up hold up exactly
yes thanks that one is my exact at 1400 come on bitch I'm a
perfect like yep now you reset actually don't know go for Frank go through
Go through mid, walk with your team. Press W, go through with your team.
You're going to archmelder. Fucking amazing, bro. Fucking amazing.
Okay, kill his wipe. Good.
Back.
Come on man, you're getting dragon dived!
Okay.
there you go good okay now jing see important thing about York okay whenever
you play against York you need to make him a cut and the best way for you to
do that is to fuck his wife in front of him if you understand yes I'm so in his
font yep yep now I just said a turn he gives a fuck
I don't think you can go for more so I would just back up for you now go to the
vodka vodka vodka vodka good like it's smart like that yes I yes that's good now
go for the vodka and then afterwards we're looking on what I wanted to press
P and I want you to farm up until you have enough for his purpose or show
under son
Nope
Cuz we don't know if any of them are
For this feels like I did
No, I'm telling you I should looking good right now
You're not I'm gonna go undefeated the challenge like
I wanted it on your son that one day you're gonna be inducted into the league of legends
Hall of Fame you understand that he's right. Yep
Right there go no reset perfect. Come on. What? Okay look on this purpose. I just end up wanting to look man
Oh my god, this small is about to get his head chopped off
Instantly new
This looks like a auto bad
Nice
Okay, now Jin see I'm gonna want you to see if you can find an arm this so now okay if the if the orc walks up
It's fine to boy enter your way this here
So now press W press up into salt and you want to engage the fight here engage the fight but engage are are
She's body block out of York. That's fine. That's fine
Yo, that's one thing that's kind of annoying about Warwick though is like if someone's blocking their teammate, you can't get to them.
Yep.
Okay, so now keep pushing.
We can end here, right?
Maybe.
Nope.
Okay, back up and I'm wanting to play on the bar now.
Now he's got his flash on.
Come here, bitch.
And I'm out just walking like chopper fucking head off, and then I'm right to Baron
Look on the red enemy red enemy red why red?
Because I think it's up
Baron's not like
Well, it's like second skill
Okay, Lily is walking walking this bush and then wait for
Nope, you're not getting away
I'm gonna turn this in R she's walking out okay so now look on the crab then after crabby Baron crab then down
make it a habit that you always crab first okay yep
It's looking really good but we have to end him and Baron.
Okay I'm about to get solo in about 20 seconds should I back by solo?
Yes.
So now what do you do?
That's perfect timing.
Because here now they get the Baron.
It's easy for you guys to just contest the dragon and once you get the solo you just force mid and you win the game right?
Yeah.
It's instant win.
See how efficient I am bearing back by soul. Boom. Yep
All right, it's fun this dragon. I'm
Wait, I'm gonna collapse on those earlier. She's such a freak out echoes won't you
Oh, yeah, just fighting keep fighting come up bitch come up you little bitch come up echo
I don't want you to chase him. I don't want you chasing
Just go for the dragon, if you just go for the dragon, yeah you just dragon and then you
go mid and you win the game.
Like this is discipline, okay?
Discipline is when you, yeah.
This is what I do in Siege, bro.
This is why I'm a Siege champion.
Yep.
It's all about discipline.
Do you hit champion last split?
Uh, no, but I didn't try to hit champion.
This split I'm trying to hit champion and I'm already diamond.
Holy shit
Okay, go for it
Six seconds on old. Okay, the second it's up. I want to just start off a fight by walking on the smolder
Walk up and just salt on him. He's a problem
See that like you can see what if I told you that that's one of the most important things that you can have
us a Warwick player and Bukong. It's just like the ability to just fucking aren't in
gauge fights. Hit the turrets. Hit the turrets and end the game.
Gage.
Cutie? Good shit! Alright, get it. Yeah, bitch! There you fucking go.
That's what I want to see!
Plus 23 or probably plus 22 because I got minus 18.
So, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yes!
Asia Savalor!
Oh, silver three bitch!
Asia Savalor, bro.
Oh my god, I want to come in my pants.
So it'll come my jingsy jingsy. It's literally like you just won the first game of the day now
I know bro. I almost don't even want to queue for a minute just so I can avoid this fizz again
I do not want this fuck around my team. All right. Okay, so, you know, let me piss you can piss or get your water and then
And then we'll set up again. Okay
All right one sec
Chats over three, mother me
Oh my god, let's get it out
I said I'm gonna go pee while down the sprain.
Guys, we just got to double off pee, yes, yes, yes, yes.
But we gotta get some music rolling, man.
We gotta get some music rolling.
you
you
Oh my God, Chad, we just got double LP.
Let's fucking go.
Wait, so how does double LP work?
Well, what's on my screen?
What is that?
Yo chat, how does double LP work?
I don't understand.
I don't, I'm gonna have Dantez explain it.
I seriously don't understand.
Guys, how does that work?
Oh, hey, you can, oh, hey, you can.
How does double LP work?
I don't, I don't get it.
I got the third pick. We did the draw. That's my favorite pick, bro. Jamar chased at the
three. Oh, naturally, good ball. So much better than this.
Yo, Dantes, how does double LP work?
Um, so essentially Riot knows that if they sit there and they give you double LP once every, like, 50 games, that it's going to keep you so addicted, because then you're going to be playing for that 150 chance that you're just going to randomly, like, get it whenever you want.
Yo, Dantes, am I like tweaking or does this not say silver 393 LP? That's not even close, right?
I just got I just but I just got silver three what what do you mean I was silver for a minute ago no
No, you were silver 360 7 LP. Oh my god. You're right. You're right. Wait. I'm one off silver to dump that's my peak
MMR is silver 262
Oh my God.
Jinzy, how does it feel that after getting reset to bronze?
Yeah, that shit was annoying.
I just dropped nukes all game.
Like now you're actually going to make it to gold, bro.
Yeah, but I am sad because I'll probably never be able to play with my brother until I reach emmer.
Then I can play with him.
Wait, and then you'll be able to play them on your main account?
Yes, bro. I'll be able to play with him.
Bro.
Bro.
Dude, don't test.
Look at this, bro.
Now, I have a question about OP, okay?
Yep.
So, it says my ladder rank is 1,022,068.84.
Now, this is just North American region who have played ladder this split, right?
Yes.
Mm.
But isn't this number kind of low?
Because like, there's no way a million people have played around, like, no way,
right?
NA League has millions of players per split.
No?
Does he now?
Dude, GenC, League of Legends over the course of the last few years
has unironically dropped off heavily compared to what it used to be.
But it's not like that.
I remember when I used to play in my years.
That's like the last players in Siege though, bro, on NA.
But you have to also keep in mind that for Siege,
you brought back the game.
Like, you are the reason why Siege existed this day, and what if I told you that the thing about League is that League is just a game where there hasn't been that for this scene.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, there hasn't been, like, we have people like Tyler won, right, that are huge, or people like K-Troll that might average hundreds, thousands of viewers, but it's like, it doesn't make anyone new really want to play the game.
Do you know what I'm getting at?
So an NA league is like totally dead, but in like Korea, Japan, it's like how many people, how many people play in a split over there? Is it like millions, like tens of millions?
Okay, so in China it is tens of millions. I can give you the exact number. So right now in NA, okay, there's 1.5 million, alright?
All right. Okay. Okay, in Europe there is 3.3 million and in Korea there's 3 million.
So out of NA, Europe, and Korea, NA has the least players?
Yes. Wow.
Because it's also thing to have like in Europe you have a bunch of like
Eastern European guys that are gonna be playing a shit ton of Dota and then they switch over to like leak or to leak
Right, but in any it's like you're just gonna have a bunch of kids that are brainwrotted
And they want to play Roblox and for tonight, and if it's not those two games then you can fuck off. You know what I mean?
Rose so you're saying how long is a split don't test six months?
No, it's like a 10 10 months a split is 10 months. You're saying yes lit of NA lead
There's probably only two million people that actually get a rank
Well think of it this way bro right now if there are a million and a half players in NA
I'm not kidding when I say this I right now probably have like four ranked accounts, right?
So realistically ranked players
Yes, realistically ranked players. There's less than a million a hundred percent
It's probably closer to about like I would say eight nine hundred thousand
Bro, that's so dead on NA. Oh my god
Yeah
Like do you know unironically I
Would because I'm gonna be real brah I think next year
They're gonna try releasing voice comms and then a bunch of crazy shit, which could actually help but
The problem too is that it's hard to make content with the game. You know I'm getting at
Yeah, bro, it is very slow-paced, bro
But I don't think it's a content thing. I don't think because I don't think the content has anything to do with the player base
I think league is just like
Too hard of a game to be honest like why it's so bro
It's so confusing to if you've never played league like I said
I watched my brother play League of Legends for literally six years straight
I was like bro, why are you like hitting a monster? What are you playing?
I'm killing the fuck out of this guy. Yep, but it's Yone, so it's just gonna be no you got it. You got it. Just going
Just eat what's on him
Nice up. Okay. I'll take the cannon. Take the cannon. That's your reward. Maybe I you're a saying
Well, I would watch my brother play for years
And I was like dude, I don't even know like what you're doing like it's just such a confusing fucking game
So I guess just people just don't even know what's happening. Just to be honest
Yeah, because like realistically let's say you're playing our six right killing this fuck somebody
That's like a CS player or about player can like watch and they'll still be able to enjoy right
But if you're playing league, it's like
Flatbush
Okay, all right back up. Yeah, okay. Yeah, Q through a minion to escape Q through minutes escape
I can countergank.
I hate counterganks.
But it's okay.
I was just saying that it's like...
Oh, a big thing. It's also not on console.
It's literally only PC.
That's a big thing. That's gonna hinder players.
Are you sure?
I don't think that's...
Oh, I thought you meant...
No, I think it's a huge deal. Wait, is he going for Scott now?
Can I just rip his head off?
Yeah, get him, get him, get him, get him. This is good.
Okay, remember, try to see if you can smite seal it.
Wow, I tried so hard.
It's okay.
Don't forget to use your two.
Okay, alright, now I can just both clear this one.
Now, I think not having a console option holds a game back a lot for sure.
Wait, so what game has more players like Valorant or Lee?
Because Lee has so much players in Asia.
Well, it's not even that they have a lot of players in Asia, bro. It's like it's the fact that
How can I explain it to you?
Like okay, do you want to hear something crazy? Yeah
So Korea has three million players, right? And that's this play the last 10 months and that's right
So some people play like a ram and shit
Yeah, okay, what if I told you the population of South Korea is 51 million, okay?
Jinxie, almost 10% of people in Korea play League of Legends.
That is insane.
That is insane.
I mean, I mean like...
One of the 12 people plays League.
Yeah, exactly.
Whereas in like North America, it's literally one out of every like maybe 400.
You see what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, no, that's not even close yeah, cuz I think league just scales out of the region way more than like
Leeds most dead region is literally an egg now
Yes
Well, there's even worse like listen if you think an ace bad, thank God you weren't born in Australia
Australia's fucking horrible
They get this is free
Are the locks the affiliate's?
But then that's everybody focus focus nice
Good all right, so now jinx you dragons up so we're gonna want to push and then get dragon steal that fucking cannon real quick
Come here bitch
Okay, so after this yep, what's up? So is Lee the most played competitive game worldwide?
No, I don't think so right feeling it might be for Dota
No because you have to understand the biggest thing is that league is like an aging population like
Yeah, like that's the thing it's like I would honestly say that like a game because realistically
Fortnite as a competitive game probably has the most amount of players
Then I would argue that like I give like CS we're probably have more players to then okay
But then here's the thing about league though. I'm ganking this kid. There is then there's a major right and then there's about
400,000 people like you know what I mean
Yeah, but CS go post like crazy numbers, too
Which game is more watched e-sports wide is it you know, what is this fucking champion motherfucker?
Like I
Nice! That was huge.
Okay, so as crazy as it sounds to say,
I'm actually pretty sure that Dota pulls more viewers than League does in the first game.
What about CS?
I think...
Just like, it depends.
The problem is that, for example,
KTRA when he costumes Worlds,
he's gonna have like 200-300 thousand viewers, right?
But do you remember when you did your tournament, how many Korean accounts were like following you in shift?
When I did my League of Legends tournament, I gained 300,000 followers in 4 hours, and probably 80,000 of them were Korean.
It was the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life.
Really?
I swear to God. Yes.
But that's what I'm saying. It's a thing where a lot of the time, if you have CS, people that are watching it, it's all going to be like Europeans or NA for the most part.
like that right whereas like leak if you have if you have three four hundred
thousand viewers on a stream and it's like a world's kind of thing I would
argue that maybe like half of those are like actual Western viewers and then
the other half are all like Eastern now but they're saying league has more
viewers than Jota what I don't mean that's true this guy's dead too by the
the way like as a category it does but in the pro scene it's like insane how many
viewers they pull wait on I'll tell you right now dude it's it's honestly weird
because I would almost say like siege is more popular in NA than league is in
NA but in like worldwide it's not even close dude like league is just played
in every continent where I see just honestly predominantly played in NA
EU and then South America and that's so take so to give you an example right and this is what I mean like a lot of people are
LARPing so on Sunday August 23rd, okay on Sunday August 23rd of this year, which was like not so long ago
Dota as a category had one million player or one million viewers on Twitch
Why is that because I feel like nobody plays Dota and NA like I've never even met someone who plays Dota
They don't but it's because like you have to understand that if you're from like a place like Russia or something like that
everyone there plays Dota. Like it's a game for Eastern Europeans and literally
all the Eastern Europeans play that game, all of them. So because of that it's like
it gets a shit ton of views even though for us it's not as culturally relevant.
Does that make sense? Yes. Should I back? Back or again? Back or again? Back or again?
Go for the gank kill. This is good. Thanks so much, Golan, no R though. Wait,
much as though cutting them off cutting off the locks coming off the box yep nice
let's go like that flash this is the auto yeah I'm taking your way pussy I
don't know you so now you got this and you're good Scott first then back yep
you have a Scott fetish come on let me actually see some I don't know man I said
in my opinion leagues the most popular competitive game in the world I could be
wrong like I think worldwide league is so popular in like Korea and it's fucking
insane and China I don't think like okay Korea there yo what's the most watched
e-sport of all time in like a peak leadership is it CS is it league with
this Jax is so dead oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh Jax got away it's time this game is over that's on me though Jesus um okay
nice but yeah like I just think what do we have numbers chat is it CS like I
I think this is what I would say. I think that most of the league pros that end up becoming popular are more mainstream
than the pros from other games. I would say that, but in terms of like in general
because like it's also things of like the pricing for worlds is
literally like the same amount that you would get from like a an FNCS. I'm not even bolstering by the way
Yeah, so okay
Dota is huge in Eastern Europe league is huge in like Korea most Asians speaking like countries, right?
But it's still big Dota Dota still big
Well, like so to give you an example right the last like international event that League had
So like let's say we look at League and we look at
Let's say we look at their world the world's last year, right?
which was in 2025. It had like 1.6 million viewers on Twitch, okay? 1.6.
And then Dota's like international worlds was like one of the...
I hate this character! I forgot about fucking Jacks!
You're just on a... why did you just ignore 30 things? We would have got the dragon and killed Jacks,
but then you're just late. Oh, every ADC can go fuck themselves.
Why are you just, I'm pinning you. Your support's here.
Why are you ignoring your jungle and your support?
Also, Jengzee, can I give you some life advice?
I'm not Asian speaking, I just mean Asia. Yeah, what's your life advice?
Okay, life advice. If you say anything and you sound confident while saying it, people are going to believe what you're saying.
So the thing about me, for example, right, is that I've been laughing throughout the majority of this conversation,
Because I don't keep up with the pro scene at all.
I know.
But because I sounded confident, it sounded like it made sense, right?
Watch this.
That's the fucking shitty way, baby.
Oh god.
You didn't smite.
Alright.
Wait, here we go.
Nice!
Okay.
Yep, folk here now.
Folk here.
Folk here.
Nope.
Uh, okay.
This is really bad.
I got that.
Yeah.
Just go for the crab and then folk here.
Yo, but I'ma be honest chat on some real shit
I don't know if any co-streamer that gets watched more than cage real and I'm not gonna lie
They don't there's not even up. Yeah, the only person. I think even comes closest on a and even then it's like not really that close
Bro, a cage real is literally yo cage real can if it's a moderately big major
Cajal's gonna have 100 to 200 K the whole time if it's a big major Cajal's gonna have 300 400 K
Yeah.
Yeah.
The real is the truth.
But I will say though that it has been like 2023 was League's peak and since then it's
been subtly declining every year.
But then also like this, right?
Ask yourself this.
Name a pro who's more known in the world than T1 Faker.
I don't think there's a single more famous pro player than T1 Faker in the whole
world would you say yeah cuz like I would even say that fakers probably more
known than messy and Ronaldo combined that is a stretch but I think fakers more
known than any pro eSports player okay Jinxie let me ask you a question if you
were in a small village and like the Philippines or like some place in like
south side Vietnam or something like that and you went up to people right or
to think even like imagine you go to a village in like rural Nigeria right if
you show them pictures of Baker Ronaldo and Messi I'm telling you most of them
would be able to name Baker and they'd have no clue who the other two are facts
bro Dante's you don't watch football bro if you go to a random island that
you've never even heard of every kid on that island is gonna know Ronaldo
and messy literally every kid on every island of any place in the entire world
it can be an island never even heard of those kids no messy those kids all know
messy they all know Ronaldo's they're the most famous people to ever walk the
planet no I'm gonna be honest like I think faker like if you're gonna combine
like faker no he is not a bro faker is not more bro faker is not more famous
than messy and all okay let's let's say faker and ninja I'm covering that
Jax, this guy is such a pedophile.
But Jinxie, Jinxie, let's say Faker and Ninja.
Like these two are more famous than Messi and Ronaldo.
That's...
No. God no, bro. What are you saying?
No one is more famous than Messi and Ronaldo.
Trust me, no one.
It's not close.
Okay, who's-
Okay, who's-
I love my-
Okay, Jinxie, who do you think is more famous?
Messi or Tyler one?
Messi
No, I see like this is okay. Let me ask you another question who thinks more famous Neymar junior or K troll
Neymar Junior like it dude. I'm gonna be real. I just don't agree with any of this
Yo buddy, okay
If if Messi leaves his house it's like shuts down a city bro, and I know fakers probably like that too
But bro, I'm just saying
There's a lot of kids that have never played league that don't know who faker is but well everybody knows who messi is oh
Shall we have one second the food rod one second
Shall I what I was chilling vibing gapping and I'm just absolutely like gapping the jacks. I'm just literally skull fucking the jack
Like literally we're just gapping
Nah, but I mean to each his own man, like I love, I really do love Counter-Strike,
I have so much respect for that game, um, but I think League of Legends is a competitive
game.
How, how, how can I beat the shit out of you?
Yeah, come here bitch, I'm gapping the fuck out of you.
Come here Muda.
Okay, Jynxy, what, Jynxy, let's agree on one thing though.
If you were to go up to a thousand random 10 year olds and you would ask them, who do
you grow up?
When you grow up, who do you want to be?
Would you agree with me that the majority of them instead of saying Messi or Ronaldo
would say Faker?
No, they would say Pro.
Dantez, they would say Messi.
Like, Dantez, Messi is the best player ever of the most famous four ever.
Like, but see like, what do you think is more famous, soccer or League of Legends?
Football.
It's more famous.
I keep it at...
It's very famous, it is, but football is more famous.
Let's see, like, the...
Dude, I can't agree with that though, because like,
when people win the 1800s,
do you think they would rather play League or they would rather play soccer?
Think about it, bro.
Uh, football, bro.
It's okay.
But I don't need to respect CS.
No, I respect CS a lot.
I'm just saying League of Legends is a competitive masterpiece.
League of Legends is a competitive fucking masterpiece, bro.
It's the best competitive game ever made ever can I can I just say I think the real problem
It's yes is that there are just so many hackers that there cannot be a widespread appreciation for the game
Because most people don't even enjoy it like running it
Yep
True. Okay. Let's go. Wait, don't that's just League of Legends have hackers
Some but I'm telling you it's like maybe you'll encounter one every hundred games like and that's like a big maybe
What is a league of legends hacker like like what what is a league hacker do I'm getting so much LP today by the way
Hey, so a league hacker. It's like they do this thing called scripting. So what scripting is you just
Perfect, you're not at least exactly. Yes, you perfectly line and dodge every ability in the entire game. Oh, that's kind of hidden too
I feel like that's kind of easy to hide
Okay, but James you have a question
So you know how you said that soccer with our football is more famous and big right yeah
It is then why is it then globally right soccer has one billion players and
League has three billion league does not have three billion players
Like everybody's grandma plays league
Football has one billion players
Do you hear that? Do you want an every eight people place football?
Yeah, but that's one third of League's player base.
League does not have a billion players, Tom Pez.
What we've looked into earlier right now, you rank as one billion on NA.
One million, dumbass.
That's the same thing.
I'd say League probably has like tens of millions of players, which is still insane, but so.
Football has a billion, bro.
Holy solo Baron. I'm such a good fucking jungler.
All right, so now Jinxie we're gonna want to get enough gold that we can get our dust on some reset
Okay, watch this looks good. Yep. You don't have to use your art
Okay, Jinxie out of curiosity for me as a coach
how could I talk to you in a way that makes you instantly register what I want
to say urgency urgency like if you panic more I'll take it more serious when
you talk casually I don't think it's serious I'm at I miss my cue hold today
Oh, wow, and I cute a mini nice about okay, push me push ready
Kill the only your mood up. Come here. Mood up. Come here. Mood up
Come here. Mood up
Brian's actually him. No, I'm just imagining it's him. I mean he I don't know he's probably close to silver by now
Wait, bro, he's off league. He's got scared
Oh, so do you want to hear a crazy League of Legends IPAC that's actually true talk to me
A lot of the time you play better as a league player
When you're randomly upping about shit, then if you're actually try harding on the game
Yeah, this is we haven't even talked about this game, and I'm 12 and 2
Holy team diff jungle diff. I thought she's they've been doing that good. It's it's litter. It's literally just me
yo yo fuck all that it's literally just me Aurelion souls doing good and Tristata's doing good
alright nevermind yep okay look look man you have our this is good I'm gonna cut this
Yone's head off and imagine it's Mudo.
You have R, you have R, you have R.
Nice!
You like that Q hold?
Oh my god.
I know you like that.
I know you like that.
I'm fucking insane.
I'm fucking insane.
Do you remember when you started playing this game months ago and you would tell me that
you can't hold Q like it doesn't exist on your keyboard?
I've came so far, but I'm so proud of myself
I hate jacks. I'm just gonna back up actually a rallying souls here
I'm the craziest thing is that you've come this far and you stuff so much further to go
Do you know what I mean? So I'm gonna back here. Do you want me to do? No?
So I'm at later as also we can actually engage so you're just gonna like wait for him to use it
I didn't pay off that gem.
You better look on dragon though, to be fair, dragon is probably the safest call.
Yeah, let's be fundamental.
Yo, I'm 13 and 2.
Holy shit, I'm 13 and 2. Holy just jungle dip.
Okay, Jynx, let me start quizzing you. Why did you go seal caps this game?
Um, I just was clicking shit, to be honest. I have no reason.
sorry okay so what I want you to do is after we call I want you to look at all
their items and tell me if you think we'll just a good purchase yeah go for
more this is good yeah what up oh no yes yes this good
honestly I think you just signed the game that right now like if you kill
young you can have the game then. Hey Muda it's me. God Warwick so fast with such a big
hairy cock. Wow nice blast going Muda. Muda? Bro how insane would it be one day if you
actually cured against him? Chase him. When he's this old you chase him. You're a fuckin'
Now it's chocolate. You're a fucking idiot.
You're a fucking idiot.
All right, I'm gonna go get my, uh,
Belvita breakfast bar while you sit in shame for the next 40 seconds.
Guys, one of the few times I actually tried coaching Jinx to this game, and he inted a 1,000 gold bounty.
Am I the problem?
We don't talk, am I actually the problem?
Okay wait, he's gonna have to move his character so it doesn't get AFK warning.
i must assume there is a game here
now
but i need to have eyes to move him
i thought
i would use back is good
okay back
what's up with the breakfast bar
Belvita breakfast bar. It's like the best thing ever. I eat them every morning. What is it?
Um, like a breakfast bar, yeah, but what is that? I don't know what that is
It's like um a bar you eat in breakfast
But what what's in it
It's a Bellevita breakfast bar bro. I don't it's like a I don't know how to explain it's like a Bellevita breakfast bar
Oh, James. Am I talking Chinese like what is in the breakfast bar?
Like what flavor is it no like like what's inside of it?
I
I
They just run me to hit the Nexus
Yeah, but I kind of want to get some good no hit the Nexus hit an axis trust because they end up my response soon
I mean, I'm the best player in the lobby again.
Oh my god.
Look at what you need.
I look at what you look at what you need.
I know it's a.
I'm a border.
Bro, that's how you know it's an ultra mug.
Wait, that's still.
Don't test.
Don't test.
Don't test.
Don't test.
Oh my god.
I
Can see mm-hmm
You just got an s-plus
You don't a time your fucking sub or two game
Bro, then we were you weren't even coaching we were just yapping
well
Okay, you know what I really want to do today though real shit. Mmm. I
I want to teach you more book Hong. I want to get better at that guy. You want me to lock him up room? Yeah
What's in your breakfast bar it's um, I don't know how to describe it it's like a
It's like a biscuit sort of cookie it's like it's kind of like
like granola? It's like a granola cookie is the best way I could describe it. It's a granola
cookie and its flavor is cinnamon brown sugar. Sorry, how much protein does that have? It's
more about fiber. It's more about fiber. When you eat these, you shit a lot.
Why would you want that, then? Because shitting out fibers is good. My mom taught me that.
Like if you're not, you want to be shitting solid a lot.
Yeah, but Jynxie, if you technically think about it, isn't shedding bad?
What do you mean?
Because shedding is when your body gets rid of excess waste, right?
So if you're eating good, shouldn't you never shed because your body uses all the
nutrients?
I never even thought about it like that.
but shit is like um shit is like poison like you want to shit you want to be
shitting yeah but it only gets produced if waste is there so if you just never
have any waste then isn't that like the best thing
I haven't actually thought about it like that before but you know what I mean
right yeah wait wait that you kind of make sense bro what if fiber is like the
worst thing that you could have because it's just a waste
no but oh we took over it can I go yee no bukong bukong bukong problem play
year no he is bad to work it's a sort of like you're counterpicking yourself okay
I am the best wukong in a like I'm telling you bro if you just talking the
mood it's gonna be good whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what I've never
seen this so there was a guy typing shit in jad so it's alright they just
Disturbinated the game what did he type?
Well wait, let me look
He typed
If I could counterpick I'm running it down
Thank this support and 80 C
Was young my team or the enemy team?
It was your top laner
Okay, I'll go look on if warwick gets banned or taken
Well, I'm not so that's like a primary lock-in because why would I in the best warwick the world's ever seen
That's actually a good fucking answer I'm not kidding
Like I'm not even came that's actually good fucking answer
Yeah, like I could just take their LP like the last team
I basically can just hostage this lobby whenever I want. Did you see me last game?
I have to start carrying my nuts around in a wheelbarrel.
Bro, you are literally Jetty Wick on the Shloss game.
Let's see what the bans are.
I bet Warwick is banned.
Bro, Jynx, I have a crazy idea for you.
Talk to me, Poppy!
What if you did a video called,
I ate only raw meat for one week,
And you literally just only eat raw chicken for one week.
Wouldn't I get Salmonella and die?
Or like, I get rabies or something.
Isn't that how that?
No, that's not because Salmonella makes you hard, though, this.
Bro, MVP on this game, I'm telling you, I'm walking in like this game.
You're dropping 20 kills.
Bro, we're just capping last game.
Look at that.
So sexy.
Yep.
I think I could get silver one today bro. So don't says how long are you in Japan for?
So yeah, yes, I'm back on like the 16th. Bro, you should do don't as you should do a vlog in Japan for at least one day.
Yes, I'm back on like the 16th, bro. You should do don't as you should do a vlog in Japan for at least one day
I'm gonna do some Irelia streams from that because my brother's coming
Bro, I hope you enjoyed it Japan. I heard Japan is nice. I've never been
Um
No, I've been to Korea like three times bliss first time in Japan. Are you gonna?
Are you gonna play any league out there or just pure vacation?
No, dude, like, I don't know because the thing is that if I go to play league, it's like I grind for one day to what gets a gold on the chip. The Japanese server. You know what I mean?
Oh, there's no crossover. So you can cross over your account, but your rank hard resets.
Yeah, exactly. So it's like I wouldn't be able to doom queue league for 12 hours or else I'd have like 200 ping.
like 200 ping guys that is not xqc's girlfriend that's a kid named or x that's a that's a
r6 kid this is our six Jesus that's our six kid he's like the young six yeah but you
need to watch out bro if you talk to him too much he'll claim he'll claim common
I'm on started stealing your McLaren.
All right.
Okay, all right.
Ward the blue and then afterwards go to the top off, okay?
All right, so now, Jinxy,
I wanted to hold tab this game,
let's see what we're up against.
Darius, Shaco, Vex, Jinx, Milio.
So this is a comp that you can actually do okay into, like it's low-key at show comp.
Okay, so now what I want you to do, you just play for top to bottom and then you win.
Bro, I think I'm gonna get silver one today, bro.
It's it's honestly possible, like you can legitimately get it done.
That's four wins in three hours, it's easy.
I think I should wait till you get back from Japan to go for gold though just for like cinema
Yeah, dude, I'm not even kidding. It could literally be one stream like unironically done in like three hours
Yeah, I mean if I get so to one today, bro
Bro, but if I don't play for 10 days will I get washed do you think because I still play like every day
I'm gonna be real dude if you still want to keep playing but then still improving your best angle would
unironically be to just sit there and like do other champs and like arams and shit you know I'm
talking about yeah but I'd rather like run into oncoming traffic than play aram yeah but Jinx you
think of it this way it's like that's like the the grueling grind and then you get the ultra
payoff do you see what I mean I mean yeah yeah but like I'm also just learning
the champs through ranked anyways and I'd rather just get like real reps in
like playing ranked and working on my macro and stuff because it's not like
anybody in my ranks uses their abilities well anyways yeah but it's it's still
about like the knowing cuz like the promise that right now you know a lot
about League but it's almost like you don't know a lot about League either
Like, you don't know what items do, you don't know what AP or AD is, you don't know what
armor magic resist is, you don't know what stats do, you don't know what tenacity is,
like, there are a lot of things like basic core concepts that you still have to learn.
So I would even tell you what you should do is one of these knights, get in a call with
your brother or talk to your brother and have him explain all this shit to you.
Okay, I will.
Yep, because I'm telling you, the second you know this, it's gonna make your
games so much better okay okay so now we can look for a double crab here okay
yo this character is fucking disgusting yeah just look top-grab top-grab is
good here oh another piece of shit shake out would you play against him
before I played dude I I told you I played like almost 300 games now probably
More than three around 300 probably over 300 games. I've played Shaco like 20 30 times. Yeah, let's get dead ass
Stop fighting him. No, he's gonna steal this for you
Nice, okay, I'm fighting fighting this good
Do I win this I'm pretty low are you sure? I think you could I think that if you
You'll be coming up. He to see
Okay, I'm not I'm king it's actually I'm lucky that the iris got there because like if he wasn't there you would have actually got to him because
You're at W bloodsand was a fine, but the good news is you got the crab
So now I want you to buy another long sword like open up your your shop. You have another long sword
Okay, but I just buy bro. What the fuck are you said what?
The fuck are you say you know what?
I never told me to do this you get so fast so that's why Jamesy when I was
talking a little bit earlier about having your brother like kind of talk about
the core concepts with you this is the kind of thing I'm talking about right
because like there for example you're gonna leave based on literally 400 gold
right so it's like in order to maximize the amount you spend you need
to know the cost of the components like the small little items so then you
get better at identifying when to use this information. Does that make sense?
Yep. Yep.
Okay. So now, play for the folk here. After folk here we'll look on Dragonite.
Now I'm late to Dragon because I was like CTE-ing in base for 20 seconds.
You're okay. Don't worry about it.
Like I'm telling you, you're gonna be good.
Mouth of heart is winning, that's cool, like the Manhattan ZZZZ
Jinxie, I wanted to remember what I'm about to tell you, okay?
The only CTE you have is a cock torturing everyone.
When you whip it out and shove it in their fucking faces as you're playing against them.
Do you understand me?
True.
So that's, from now on, we're going to make CTE a good thing.
Do you follow?
Yep.
Okay, so what I wanted to do is after this we're gonna be looking on we can look on my guarantee this one dragon by the way
Shaco, he was mad
Yeah, but I do you could and we could also look on dragon and I'm not gonna buy dragons right man
No, you suddenly one more camp after
What is hitting me yo, what the fuck is that?
Yo, this is gonna get some ass
I swear to god.
So that's Shaco boxes.
Shaco can place boxes and they're all hidden.
So when you sub over them, it's like an explosive trap.
This dude is a loser.
I'm going to get buffed then back.
I need to get my TMA.
I can't even afford my TMA.
Right now, I think you can actually.
Oh yeah, I can, I can, I can, I can.
Okay, so now we're gonna get this red and then after it's play on reset.
Okay, get the tier 1 boots, this is good.
So Jynxie, do you want to see something cool? Open your shop and left click on any item.
So that shows you what components it builds out of.
So that means what you can do is you can like look top go top go top top top top top.
Oh my god this shake is so bad.
Come here you little pedophile.
Which one is he? Which one is he?
No no no no no! I got the back!
Wait, throw your bloodsend!
Your bloodsend!
You didn't say it!
You said the back!
What's up with you?
You said the back!
Oh my god!
Genzi, the back means the one that's further away from you.
He's in the back of the other one.
That is so fake! You capper!
You frickin
Yes, he's the one in the back routes up to your position
Holy fuck
Okay, that's huge. We take those
All right, this is I want to suck this that's dick
Yo fuck all this other shit for a minute if you're a top laner and you're my game
And you're in my game and you go 5-0. I will give you a blowjob in real life
I'm not kidding. This isn't a joke if you show me proof of you as a top laner going 5-0 in my game
I will suck your penis in real life as long as 18 plus and consensual and you show me video proof
Wait video proof of what video proof of him
One being 18 plus and two going 5-0 if you go 5-0. I will suck your penis
has a top game oh six and oh all right this guy's bald a tip
dude his shaft is they're gonna be doused like it's a fucking uh like it's
been in a water park dragon yeah this is for drag here
I think the other one sir yes what is this champion okay he's gonna cure with
the one kill you you have to kill on the janks. What is this fucking champion?
Okay, so Janksy, the way that Shaco works is that he can spawn boxes whenever he
wants and then sometimes he can spawn a clone and the clone drops boxes when it
dies. So if you play Shaco's, the police should check your hard drive? I mean like what else
do you want me to say? This is disgusting. This is absolutely disgusting. Wait, Smite
it, Smite it, Smite it. Nice! Okay, no. Okay, go for the Bobson. Bobson and Cure
up, Bobson and Cure up. Oh, I know the problem. It's Discord delay. That's why
everything's so fucking fucked up
you said smite it after I smited it
there's a discord delay when you talk
when you talk it's delayed
wait okay let's let's try it
I'm gonna say something and then the second I say it
say the time of the game say the time
10-36
oh my god
it's actually delayed
what by how long
a second
talk say the time say the time of the game
10-46
1 second delay trust me you're one second. Yes, okay wait you you say the time you say the time
1126
1129
Okay, wait, I have zero delay
Is your brain delayed?
No, there's a wait. Let's try again. 38 39 40 41
42 43
44, 45. Your delay, your delay, your delay, you are one second delayed, trust me, and your voice is delayed.
So we're basically playing League with Kala, a one and a half second delay.
You're Shaco, I'm in your camps, what are you gonna do about it?
Okay, this looks good.
You're not gonna play around as serious.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, should R on the Shaco here.
Press W and R on him.
Which one is?
Ah, the bottom one.
Oh my fuck.
Bro it's this god damn discord delay!
It's this cock-sucking discord delay, bro.
Okay, so Wade, Wade, how do we fix this then?
You can't bro, you just have to say shit early. You have to pre-fire shit.
You have to start pre-firing shit.
That's gonna be hard.
Okay wait, are you... Do you have Nitro?
I think so. I think Highlight gifted me Nitro way back in the day.
Way back in the day.
Okay, so I'm gonna...
I'm gonna kill Darius, even though it's kinda pointless. I need gold.
Okay, yep. No, if you go Darius kill here it's good.
What's your tell me that all those times I made calls and you wouldn't follow them it's because of the discord delay I
Know he's best. I know he's best. He's gotta be there. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, bro. I'm telling you
Your voice there is a built-in built-in discord delay. There is a discord delay
It's a real thing when somebody talks and I think there's a screen share delay, too
I think it's slight on screen here
You have to start actually like pre-firing, I'm not even kidding, because that's why I'm telling you I'm so late to everything.
And then I swear you'll like repeat shit when I'm doing it.
Okay, like you gotta start pre-firing, like you need to be actually on like Adderall.
Because we're about to be silver one bro in a minute here. This is probably another dub because that's huge.
Okay, well I'm gonna try something then, I'm gonna try something in a second.
Cuz like I think I know how to fix this
Okay, but it's always been like this
No, but I think I think we're good. Hold on. You miss a piece already. No, I never hit gold
I think my peak is sober too if I get sober one of my highest rank ever my peaks over two
Yo, okay, listen Jinxie if you have something to say who the fuck I think who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Wait, who is who?
It was some girl, a random girl, a random girl.
Who the fuck was that?
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, let me lock in.
I need to order this.
I better bring a cup of coffee.
Who the fuck is it? No, who is that?
If you have something to say to me,
you better bring a cup of coffee.
Who the fuck is that?
Jinxie, I don't know what you're talking about.
There's nothing going on. Listen.
If you have something to say to me, you better-
Okay, Jynxie, what do you have to do here?
Is you have to just go?
Yes, good. Get on the Jynx, this is nice.
Put your gun. Nice, this is good.
Okay, now Jynxie, keep fighting and as long as you keep fighting-
Bring a cup of coffee.
Oh my god, Jynxie, your fat dick needs to be in my face.
If you have something to say to me, you better bring a cup of coffee.
Jynxie, there's nobody in the back.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I swear to God, I hear it!
Who is that?
Jinxie, listen, just keep focusing on the game. Repent for your sins, sinner! Repent for your sins!
Bro, look at this. What is that? Who is that, bro?
There's nothing going on! Bro, there's random voices!
Is it Hivite?
Jinxie, are you schizophrenic? There's nothing happening.
No, there's fucking Hivite.
No, Jinxie, trust me, it's fine.
You're a jungle! You're a jungle!
You're a jungle!
Okay, so listen, all you have to do,
just reset and then you get luck on the Herald.
I'm backing.
Fuck, I reset.
I'm ripping Jinx's head off.
Alright, you got this, that's good.
Okay.
Yeah, this doesn't look good anymore, actually.
I think you might have to run.
Turn the shake out.
Up for this?
I would say this game you want to go merchants definitely merchants
Okay, so what you're gonna want to do here is you're just gonna play for the
Herald okay who yo who the fuck is that what are these noise I'm trying to
I'm going to leave you psycho.
There are literally no noises.
What are you talking about?
Look, I just hear me and you.
So is this part of the coaching regimen
to experiment with schizophrenia?
What is this?
No, listen.
Just go for that.
Who it's you.
It's you.
I'm not doing anything.
Just go for the Herald.
You bring shame and disorder to me.
I'm going to be fine under this old.
Get the dragon.
OK, so look, all you have to do
is as long as you get the Herald, you're good, OK?
Yep.
I got a million
Remember?
But no, you should go health
Yep, free health, free health
Oh my god, this pedophile's in the bush
Bro, this Shaco is such a loser champion
Oh my gosh
Okay
All I want you to do is just like try to play out here, and then we're gonna back off and we're gonna see if you look on both side
I guess like in the second second
This shake goes most it's the most annoying. It's the most annoying champion in the game
The enemy has been slain and enemy has been slain and enemy has been slain.
yo don't ask what is that what is do you even hear that
oh my god I meant to war I forgot I got the river I meant to war bro okay listen
I'm just gonna take CS and just look here to the dragon, you're gonna be fine okay?
Yo, Dantez, what? Yo, can you lock it?
What? Yes, I'm locked, I'm locked.
Should I start pinging the set now? I might be late.
Alright, so just look here down, you can play on dragon, drag's in like 30, okay?
So what you're going to want to do is as long as said groups for this fight you just
win it.
So you're going to want to just play for Dragon Insulting here.
What do you need to peel the stat?
Probably huge.
Well no, this set's supposed to peel the team.
Go to Dragon, go to Dragon, ignore your boss side.
Like no, ignore boss side, ignore boss side.
That's what I, that's what I like right there.
That's what I like.
That's what I like.
Because bro I ignored it and then you're like no no no no as I'm leaving.
bro what you said get the fuck on this dragon i swear to god all right what can
jaco like diddle me too or something he like well listen you're just gonna have
to get your perfect smite here okay 1400 your set is grouping it's fine
come on get this line nice okay go for the shaco i think it's one behind
It's all of this shit, I don't care.
Alright, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn.
Go burn.
Okay, as long as you burn, you should be fine.
I really feel like some boba right now.
Who the fuck is that?
That's what I'm saying.
Who the fuck is that shit?
You hear that, right?
Or is this high-rise-
I really feel like some boba right now.
Do you want to come with?
No, let's do-
What? What's boba?
Bro, this is so-
I don't know how to explain this.
Do you not hear this?
I don't want to go to work, especially if it's Monday or any other day.
I don't want to go to work, especially if it's Monday.
Don't eat me please, I want to live.
Don't eat me please, I want to live.
Yo, you psychopath delinquent motherfucker.
hi guys that it's not him in the chat you can see I don't listen get the Baron
reset why don't you give them a shut down no no no that's unacceptable you're
ten and one there's four of us on Baron and you walk made into five people like
I'm telling you bro being fed it's like a skill to maintain yeah like because
You don't want to go to sleep you're like
Yeah, so back up back up you're gonna die here. You're they're gonna die
Pussy Pussy Pussy
Ian K. She she outs in I'm getting there again now you're gonna have to wait for your team
All right, it's got to be fucking high-bice
He said bro, it's not me
Jin see maybe it's on a high-bice cuz nothing's happening. What are you talking about?
It do well is already hell and still summon the audacity
Who in the fuck are these people? You want a funny little stuffed animal?
funny little stuffed animal
You see who like I don't know you're talking like
Brother brother brother, I'm trying so hard to focus on the game and my coach is expected the mood maker of this
What type of coach does this brown legitimately you think red pop of it stuff this
Who the fuck is that copper bitch? Oh my god, this guy knows no ball. Wait. Let me come shake. Oh, I need to kill this fox deck
Okay, listen listen all we have to do now give me that we just
Dog champion
So, Jhin, see, what I want you to do now is I want you to just look on, uh, on gooping with your team.
If you can just goop with your team, it's gonna be fine.
Well, can YOU FUCKING STOP!
I know it's you! I know it's you, it's not I much.
Okay, so, like, wait.
Okay, what I want you to do, just play on the 4th care, okay?
Like at this point you can just like folk clear up and then you reset and then you look on dragon.
Alright that works.
Okay, so now your best angle is we're going to want to make sure that we get the crab, okay?
Okay.
Okay, so talk to bot folk clear and then it's a free dragon, alright?
You've never heard of the name Greg Popovich before, don't you?
That sounds like one of those meme names, like Mike Hunt.
You're crazy bro, you don't know Greg Popovich.
Bro, that unironically sounds like Greg Popovich, it sounds like somebody that kills people.
Like oh yeah, I'm not a Popovich, you know what I mean?
He's only the greatest NBA coach of all time.
Yeah, but I don't keep up with baseball.
I'm dying, like, what the fuck, man?
Just hit the fucking crab.
Okay, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Okay. You're gonna really want to get the crab here, okay?
I'm gonna clear, and then get it.
Well, everything's linear, and I'm gonna be...
Well, not because...
Yeah, but the thing is, like, at this stage of the game, your camps don't matter.
so many sons yeah but it's gold and I can get items also Jinxie now that I
think about it so you know how you say you've been hearing voices no I've heard
you playing voices in my fucking head I'm here because we're playing the voices
nobody what I'm saying is that what if it's not me what if it's shake off it's
not dude you're a psycho it's you Jinxie it's not shake it's fucking you
It is you, bro.
I think you put a daily voice line in my ear.
Highbives would not know that.
It's you. No but, Jinxie, Jinxie.
It's not fair.
Jinxie, Shaco said demon just sir.
So what if he's getting in your head?
Hold on, let me rip his head off real quick.
Yeah, he's such a sweet.
Here you go first.
Nice!
Oh wow, okay.
Yo, this guy's fucking cringe.
fucking cringe gotta hate shaco oh that's come here girl shut down wait what
what she just fear me yeah but it's okay listen all you have to do is you guys
just have to put on the Nexus or it's here
okay Jinx see I think Shaco's invading the discord again wow taste this it's so
good it makes me it's you bro it was you the whole time bro another god holy
win is yeah am i silver one bro not yet not yet you're like four wins away
from silver one now no I'm not I'm getting like 23 again there's no way
I'm four out are you getting 23 or 22 bro look ah 22 bro Dante wait holy
winners. You're three wins. You're three wins away. Wait, so wait, what is where's mood? Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Your profile. How about real?
I'm coming. I'm actually coming.
When you see the, when you see the LP.
Dude, that's a low goal too, as well.
Yep. Yo, here's my question. What is mood gaining and losing? Let's look that up. Let's let's do a deep dive. Hey, watch. What's he gaining and losing?
All right, do you want me to share screen so I can do the research yes, yes, yes share screen
What what is mood a gaming and lose it talk to me?
Let's look let's look
Okay, so you have my shume open right?
Yes on discord. Okay, so search a mood up
This is him he has currently go to 44 he has pull us bro
To what?
Plus, this guy's an inter.
Oh my god.
1 and 18?
Wait, no, do you honestly the most fucked up thing ever?
Yeah, that's what happens if he's off Yone, bro.
Yo, oh my god.
Muda can only play Yone.
Bro, he has a 21% win percent on Yasuo, 27 on Akali.
If he's not on Yone, he just loses.
Like I'm telling you this, guys,
Like you are a better player than he is.
What is that?
Yes.
Like you are unironically a better player than he is.
I'm not even kidding.
Wait, why is, oh, okay.
Muda's getting 18 and losing 22.
Oh, so he's going to be gold forever, bro.
Like it's, I'm just saying he's going to be gold forever.
It's the fact that you're literally going to mug him
in a few days, like unironically.
Yeah, but bro, you're going to Japan.
I mean, I could try to solo hit gold.
Wait, Jinxie, do you want to see one of the funniest clips ever?
What is it?
What is it?
It's me rage baiting Muda.
Do you have the stream open?
I'm in.
Okay, watch this.
I'm Taz calling.
Yo, hello?
Yo, what's up Muda?
What's good, bro?
How are you?
Yo, I'm...
Wait, let me just put a louder for you.
Yeah, louder.
Can you please...
Let me pick up this call, alright?
Can we not talk about my Instagram?
Girls, I can't.
All right, can we not talk about my Instagram girls IBM or my nose or me losing a League of Legends, please
I just want to say I know how rough it's been for you recently when it comes to the league and I saw they do more than to go to
Okay
What dude I was gonna go nice with it. Are you serious? You're never fucking nice. That's the catch
No, I am
Okay, no, okay go. I know what maybe
Maybe I am too harsh on you bro. Okay, go talk
So I know that you like you were platinum you're grinding and then to see all that wash away in a matter of like two days
It's like it's horrible you're smiling
From all of us here
All of us are going through miserable times in our lives and all of us are sitting here
You know and there's shit going on that no one knows about you know that it makes us the presser makes
of Saturn makes us anxious and watching you as our escape and being able to like be entertained
by your content has genuinely been like amazing for everyone because I know that whenever
I open a stream he's having a worse day than me and knowing that makes me so happy.
You're fucking retard. You're fucking retard.
You're fucking retard. You say you're fucking fine, you're fucking pussy.
Hey, Jigs, you're up now.
Whoa, everybody's getting banned. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Alright, let's get it, bro.
lost all of his LP and I can't lose oh my god this is incredible so how does it make you feel
when muda was plotting for yours silver four and soon you guys are literally gonna be the same
rank bro it it makes you feel good especially considering i have like 200 less games played
than him bro how many games does he have played 600 or something yeah like actually like 600 how
How many do I have you I think right now you're actually like 250 or three
No, I'm not like three. I think I have 200 less ranked games played than him
Wait, let me tell you right now. Let me tell you right now
Yo, I'm so chasing 77 yo, I'm almost at my record two wins and I'm at my peak two wins on my feet
Okay, you're you almost have four hundred games. Oh
Oh God, wait, how much does he have?
He has over 600.
He has over 600 because it's Yone's 565.
Yeah, he's at 630.
So wait, do I have 200 less games than him?
Yes.
So is Muda a terrible league player then?
Yes.
Really?
Okay, Jinxie, do you want to bring him into the call and just rage bait him for
like two minutes yes he wants to do well but I don't want to have an inting yone on my team
you're pregnant okay i'm gonna call group okay okay all right on
blah blah stay hold
You're not about it, though. Muda plays alone. You don't play alone ever. You need to come to us. I've played a hundred games off stream in the last few weeks.
Jinxie, Jinxie, before he comes in, when he comes in, try to give him a motivational speech and then turn into a hate watch comment, like what I did, okay?
Got it.
You're just so late.
Bro, why isn't he joining?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Mudo, what up, bro? How you doing, bro?
Hey, what's going on, guys? How are you, man?
What's up, Mudo?
I just wanted to say bro, I seen you're on a losing streak, but listen man, you're gonna bounce back, you're gonna be platinum three, platinum two, then Emerald in no time bro.
Hey man, dude, I really thought you guys were gonna like call us to shit off me man. That's pretty nice of you bro, thank you man.
Do you guys have anything you want to say?
Well Jinx, I'll let you finish your thought first and then I'll come in.
bro I just think like Muda realistically bro the only reason why you've been
losing is just because of your teammates not because you went one and 18 or two
and 12 but yeah I think you're just losing because of your team bro I mean
those games were definitely on me but I mean hey I appreciate you for trying to
uplift the mood Jinxie I think you bro I appreciate it man appreciate it bro
I was looking over your um you know your games on a Warwick you know
you're you know I used to say you're carried by Master Yi but I
I think your Warwick is just as impressive as your E-man, you know?
Yeah, I think my Warwick is like 61% win percentage, Muda.
And my win percentage is like 70% or something?
No, like that's, again, like...
What are your win percentages off of Yone?
Do you know him off the top of your head?
Yo, okay. What the fuck is this call, bro?
Pretty low, I mean, I can only play Yone.
My only band I just lose every game. Yeah, but can you tell us exactly what you're Katie?
I search plus one right as on each of your champions that aren't you know we don't even know
We just want to know how well rounded of a player you are. Okay. No worries. Let me see. It can't be that bad
Let's just open up
All right, so I have a oh
God
Okay, I have a point 57 Katie on Yasuo
die like actually I had a I got him right here let me actually just put him up here I
think I got him right here hold up no it's at the chosen one mr. job the chosen one
wait this is a game by the way just trust me don't says no no no yes yes trust me trust
me. Please go away. Trust your fucking suit and he's banned ass
hat. What? No, we can't sound bad to go. We're calling. No,
I'm going. Fuck you. Okay, yo, Muda. Yeah, Muda. Um, I got
it right here, bro.
Here you go. So, um, Yone, you have a 54% 1% with 581
game split. Um, on Yasuo, you have a 21%. I can't even
finish the sentence. Yeah, are you guys? You have a 21% we're
percentage of 0.57 KDA on a colleague. It spikes up here.
You have a 31% we're percentage with a 1.17 KDA. So it
looks like off of your date, you just dodge if you want to get
to me have it.
So the promise that it spikes that yeah, I'd, I'd call you
but then what could happen to when it gets to Silas?
Oh, I'm still a 2-0-6.
Okay, no, but listen, Muda, so I just wanted to say, like, from my point to, like, I know
that recently I've been given-
Yeah, I've been given a 2-0-6, man, like, genuinely.
Yeah.
Oh, I take other assholes.
Wait, just wait, bro.
Muda.
Muda, it's tough love, bro.
Dantez, go.
Yeah, Muda, listen, I just wanted to say, because, like, you have to understand that
Fake friends are gonna uplift you when you're down.
Good friends are gonna kick you while you're down
to motivate you to get even further higher
than you were before, right?
So, Muda, I just want to be honest, like listen,
you hit Platinum, bro, you did it.
You know what I mean?
You already are there.
Jinx was silver.
You already are there.
Legend's like Ludwig, bro.
Yeah, like Jinx was silver for when you were Platinum 4.
And now, as you and him are both playing more games,
it's becoming apparent who the real prodigy is.
I
What do you mean? He hasn't improved gold yet
You have it in all fairness like I'm sure about games play the new brow
I don't boy. Do you think that matters?
Until you cue it's a gold lobbies. Well matter of fact, bro. Why can't we just do after your game's done?
I want to see how you play a fucking gold lobby. I really want to see you get shit
Talks so easily. Oh gold is so easy. Yo, let's play one game. Let's see if you can handle your weight
Wallah, if you can handle it, I'll give you 100 subs.
Wallah!
Wallah, if you can handle it, I'll give you 100 subs.
What do you mean handle my way?
Well, if you know a fucking negative in a gold lobby, I'll give you 100 subs.
Okay, alright, deal.
Okay, I mean, he said that's on Wallah.
You said it on Wallah.
Yeah, I will give you 100 subs if you do not go negative at all in my game in a
gold lobby.
And yo, I want you to know I'm getting high-plats, by the way.
I'm getting high-plats now.
Me and this guy.
Me and this guy.
Me and I go to, you're not playing high-plats.
Wake up and do not be espresso, bro.
You're in, you're in gold too.
So, Mudev, there's something that I just
want to run by you as well, so listen.
Oh yeah, and no coach, no fucking coach.
Yo, that just can't be in your fucking ear all the time.
Yo, go do this, go do that.
Hold your arm, hold your arm.
Okay, deal, deal.
But Mudev, listen.
Okay, what?
Listen, I was just gonna say that, listen,
I want you to understand that even though right now, you are in mid-gold and it's not as good as it could be
and it's been going rough recently, you just always have to realize that no matter what happens, okay?
You are losing more OP than you're gaining. So even if you win and lose an even amount of games, you're still gonna be done.
I don't know.
So does anything ever, you out of your mouth that's not negative towards me, you fucking asshole?
Okay, Muda, listen, listen.
Okay, you want me to say something positive?
What? No, yes. Please. Just love him.
Okay. Listen.
I've never seen someone with a bigger nose than you.
Alright. I'll leave this call.
No, you need to say, bro, you're doing soon.
Muda, relax, bro. We're gonna do it.
Take it easy, bro.
Yo, I can't wait to see you go out.
So the rules are this. I gotta play a gold lobby. I can't have a coach.
Yes, that's literally it.
If you can play that game, not going negative, I will give you 100 subs.
Am I allowed to blast music?
Am I allowed to blast music, Muda?
Yes, you're lost.
I'm gonna hyper carry.
Gold players have CTE, I don't care.
Gold players have CTE.
Alright, let's see how you vote. You're barely even in silver.
I don't want to see this game play.
Yeah, but Muda, I just kind of get on hypercarry, get off.
Like, I don't slave 12-hour shifts of lead down like...
Bro, Muda, you have like the number one Yone in the world inside of your ass,
and you sit on mid for 30 hours a day, bro.
And you're gold, too. Congrats, bro.
Do you want me to jerk you off, Muda?
Bro, if I have 600 games played, I'm gonna be diamond.
I just want to acknowledge one thing, and I will say this, I know that you keep saying
that gold is this hard rank and it's so much harder than silver but don't forget
where you came from bro you were dropping two and 15 score lines since
bronze on Yasuo so not much has been changing
I need to care bro but I play yo bro my yoni is like diamond level that's what my coach told me
I mean like I see where you're coming from but it's like bro I'm like let me
ask you a question what rank do you think you belong in right now
flat
mood hot what this is delusion bro you're not a plot you're not a yo yo yo bro
wake up and see all the roses okay all you keep what you're not for and got
bounced out bro that Ryan is a perfect elo system you're gaining 18 in losing
22 in gold to that means riot has pegged you as a gold to player you're
not flat. Stop the gap. Let me ask you this then, Jinxxy. What player, what rank do you
think you deserve? Silver three. Or silver two. I'm not delusional. Okay, I shall accept.
Okay, no, ask me what rank I think Jinxxy deserves. What rank do you think Jinxxy deserves,
bro? Master's 350. Okay.
What the fuck do you mean? What do you mean masters?
Well because the thing is that you have to understand that you still look at his keyboard
He's hitting his bullet combo
Valorant for 30 hours today and fucking win trade
I did not fucking win trade
like muda you have to understand the thing about jinx is like jinx is like a guy right now where
you're making fun of him because he's not using his dick to have sex but it's like he's making the
girl he's with not with only his like finger does that make sense so it's like if anything it just
shows how naturally gifted and talented he actually is do you understand all right well
to your bed at least I'm gonna give up on the dragon now fuck all of you motherfuckers
top crab is good here
this kid's on drag
but yeah moota I do look at my keyboard I also played controller for 10 years straight bro
I just got into keyboard games like just give me that minion
okay go to your right go to your right you're gonna die you know
Muda, you have one Wallahi left, bro, or like you win trade, my boy.
Yo, I did not throw.
Bazaar!
I'm gonna say it's just because I don't say Wallahi doesn't mean I did it or didn't.
Muda.
You saw my skill level when I won that ballerice trade, bro.
Yeah, you're a great player who win-traded.
Wait, wait, hold on a second.
Didn't you stream snipe Jason the weenie in that turn?
No, I didn't.
Holy ball, Nottage.
Okay, how about this? How about this? To make things more fair.
Mooda, when you guys duo, you're not allowed playing Yone.
Oh no, what the fuck?
No, that's not fair, because Mooda's a one trick. Just let him have her.
Okay, so what if we three champs?
Mooda, you can play one.
Mound again, terror mound.
Okay, Muda, you need to talk shit back cause now I just feel like a jerk.
Yeah, Muda, come on.
Come on, what? What do you want me to do?
Like, you need to talk shit, bro, cause like, when you don't fight back it makes us feel like bullies.
So you need to fight back.
You guys fucking dragged me to the floor, saying one lie didn't win trade, which obviously I didn't.
I don't want to hear it, bro.
Bro, I'm trying to sneak that one in, buddha.
Second, secondly, if you guys want to make fun of that how I lost my black and went to fucking gold,
then I had 200 games and wasn't keeping it.
Bro, a hot night.
Yes.
And I also said you're a Yone 1 trick.
That's good.
That's not bad, though.
Yeah, Yone 1 trick is not bad.
Nah, it's not bad.
He doesn't get banned that much.
And he's kind of hard to use now.
Isn't Yone hard to use, Dundas?
No, no, he's the one quite it
Okay, you listen, let me give you credit. Let me give you credit. Okay, you go you regret it
You've been climbing fast right like you saw this game a few months ago you're already on platinum you already peaked platinum
them okay I'll give you credit for that that's impressive thank you but what's
even impressive bro like but what but what's even more impressive is the fact
that you decided to keep playing in general and that you're a gold player at
heart and you just brought it your way it's a bottom with winners you I got
that shit by myself
No, I will say listen, you want me to actually give you credit for something I will.
You are actually becoming a league addict and I respect it.
Like the fact that you sat there and you actually grinded on stream and shit, even though it
doesn't like do as well as Valorant and stuff, shows that you're actually dedicated
to the game so respect for that.
You know what, I thought that wasn't backhanded for the first time though, thank you.
And Muda, you know what, League is the best game out of her, bro.
League is the best game, it is.
It actually is.
There's no competitive game that can get your double league going more than when the
lady goes, Quadra kill.
There's no game that makes you want to come in your pants more than League of Legends.
Fat!
Wait, Jinxie, are you aware of the one time we're being Muda accidentally doored
in a Grandmaster game?
Oh yeah, you just got Jinxie?
Yeah, he did.
Like, I'm going to be honest.
He didn't do terribly, but it was just like the macro that was like the issue.
Moot, I'm proud of you.
Yeah.
Platin' two months, man.
You're a natural gamer, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
Yeah, we started at the same time.
I did play more than you, though.
I did play more than you.
Yeah, man.
In 200 games, I'll be going to.
Like, it'll have to be real.
No, you will.
You will.
Well, if I'm gonna be honest, if you get a marathon to gold,
just get it in, like, three games, to be honest.
Bro, if we stayed all for ten more hours,
I'd get a gold tonight, man. All right, and if I kept killing I'd be fucking dying
Also, I'm mood us I'm gonna want to say so I think there's somebody impersonating you
Um, so yesterday I was browsing the League of Legends like a discord
and there was somebody with the name mood us saying looking for free wins and gold pot yellow range DME
$25 per game and
Yeah, what I saw was like dude, I don't know who this impersonator is, but you gotta crack
on on that.
I'll make sure to figure it out, I'll figure it out, I'll get him back.
Alright, JX do you think it'll take you longer than four months to get black?
Um, well hold on, let me win this dragon for the team real quick, hold on a second.
But yeah, I'll be challenger in two years, yeah.
Is that where your question is?
No, no, my question was, maybe you'll get platinum for the month.
You're on your selected month right now, right?
We started the same time.
It's not like a gamesplay kind of thing, like you're sort of messy, we're not doing
me right now.
to say when I have your games played I'll be gold too no okay can I just listen
real talk this is my prediction Jinxie hi gold by the end of September emerald by
the end of October diamond by the end of November this is all fair masters by
the time the season ends and then 50-50 on whether or not he heads Challenger in
December so I would say most likely realistically Challenger in like five
months is probably most doable.
My Shen is getting gapped.
Oh my god.
I lost my fucking match.
What?
I think he's gonna get Master in six months.
You know, Master in like, uh, in like three, Challenger in like five or six.
Fair kid, though. I want whatever the fuck you're smoking, though.
Like, what did I say that was wrong, though?
Samuta, you think in this Gold Avi without a coach, like without Dumpets, I'm gonna go like 0 and 10?
Yeah, you're not gonna be there. I don't think you're gonna go all in 10.
I don't think you're gonna go positive.
Like, I think you'll go maybe like seven and nine.
Actually I spot shot, not even too much for you bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Bro, you're making the gap between Silver and Gold seem like the gap between Collegiate and Pro fucking Leagues, like are we serious?
Bro, he's not gonna go positive, he's not gonna go positive.
Bro, there's no difference between Gold and Silver, just a lucky win streak.
What? You think there's nothing wrong, or nothing different than being Silver and Gold?
Yes, I literally when he was doing roses over and got it for him by like four days
I I didn't even do a marathon. I was gonna do a marathon and I got it the same day
And I couldn't get out of gold for a month straight and it's like one day to get out of silver
There's a difference between silver and gold
No, because the thing is
No, cuz like I think the problem is that you like low key lucky win streak to gold and then after that
to get to like, uh, to get to the bottom.
What the fuck is that?
My god, I just died of cringe.
Like, you're so bad.
I just don't know what your ability is.
Oh, why am I invading?
Because I have nothing to do.
Oh, my fucking god.
Every time I'm invading, I just get literally gaited.
I'm going to slice his body's head off in a second.
Jinx, do you want me to come in and coach
or do you want me to, like,
No, no, no, y'all can yap, y'all are good.
Alright, that's all I mean.
Y'all can yap.
Yo, Muda, what sound does a cow make?
Just pop the other stage, it's getting so bad.
Yeah, nice job, Poppy.
Well played, you fucking idiot.
What time is it?
What noise does a cow make? Move.
Yeah, move, duh.
Okay, yeah, y'all, alright.
Yo so I walked into Tyler1's uh chat today and I said yo what's good dude can I play
prank 5 of you guys tonight?
Uh he made me something to kill myself uh and yeah I'm so sorry I'm sorry I'm sure
I'm sure didn't go that way I suppose.
And then he repeated uh and then he proceeded to open up my OP.GP and saw my entire wash
and said that I was an inflated player, basically.
Well, that's what Tyler wants, the face of League, bro.
And I also told him, uh, one of the chances of making a challenger, and he said, never.
Okay, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Somebody wrote something, he said, at Don't Test.
I don't need to be that guy, but the way Mooder got caught in the first place was a lucky autofill,
and his team carried him. He ran it down top lane.
Did that simply just not true?
So did you get auto-killed on your rank at game's department?
Yes, I did.
I did, yes.
Okay, and what was your score during that game?
Um, I think it was like six and ten.
So he was right.
Uh, yes, but for me to get to that position, I must have played very good.
You know, it's for me to just be one autofill off of the plot.
Commence a sudden fucking bitch!
You're gonna get all set away.
Oh nice, good.
Get the cannon, get the cannon, Jimmy.
Oh my god, give me that.
Now get the fucking to my dragon pit now or I'll run your shit down.
I was trying to lure her, god I forgot I got the fucking Herald again.
Jesus.
I need to lock in, bro.
Okay, bro
Wait guys, since I'm not gonna be coaching Pax's game, that means I can low-key Rage Q a lead game
Yes
No, no, I want you to bother me, Jesus fuck you
Wait, you want me to like, lie bother you?
Yes, I want you to lie bother me
I want you to see all the mistakes you're gonna fucking do without you in this fucking game
So does I mean I can't Rage Q a lead game?
No, no, I'm wanting to see you see him without you.
Fine.
Muda, doesn't that mean your coach won't be here either?
So aren't you going to do bad?
No, no, no, that's a difference, bro.
That's a difference.
Muda, I feel good without Dontess all the time.
Earlier we were gapping about the next player count,
and I was 14 and 3.
Yeah, I pressed under your screen one time.
What was it?
the beginning marathon.
Yeah, so you don't talk about that.
Worst session of my life.
You walked eight games in a row and almost got off.
I didn't call you and fucking stroke your shit
and call you the fucking truth.
You were going to get off that night.
Do you remember that?
That eight log streak and got that to a nine-hour segment
between that?
Nine hours.
You had to get 17,000 words of what you did wrong.
But it could have been 18,000.
Yo, I don't know how you should have a mind on the like-dumpsons, I've had to find some of them like-dumpsons.
Bro, what the f**k, man!
God, these fights are so f**king dead, I'm just behind with you.
I'm telling you, JX, Yee is not worth f**king in, bro. Facts.
You're not, Dez, let's f**k out.
Also, Bo, Yee, there's no respect for you players, bro. Like, he's the most inflated character in the entire world.
also feel like you're better on like more like or we'll call yeah I am bro
I don't really need cuz he's my most fun one okay so wait Jinx did you want me to
coach you now yeah let's go so now what you're gonna do I want you to play
for your blue buff and then I'm gonna definitely finish up this Valorant
game. Alright. Okay. Alright, Jynxie, folk her up. So, your Jynx is most fun, okay? That
means you want to play in a way. Yeah, so you want to play in a way that enables her,
alright? Okay. Okay. So now, we're playing Gromp into Wolves, alright? Okay. Like,
That's all we gotta do right now!
It's easy.
Jung Med.
Now, the problem with Mouser is if you ever get too close to him, he can ult you and that's when you can't move at all.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
It's like a portal.
Look Med, look Med, look Med, look Med, look Med, look Med.
Okay.
So now farm your Raptors.
Okay, Raptors are gone.
See if you can maybe look Med.
Like, because the mouse is low.
He's on I was gonna say mouse house. No, so what I'm going to do is yet
Just like clear mid late if you walk step you walk back down
And then I'll look on Krugs on Krugs and then so it's for pushing top
Oh
uh
okay so now after your clogs i want you to look on top top all right that no hey
hey you can just blow my ears out because i'm one second late you cite the path
Well I didn't pour your ears out. You did! You went top!
Top! Top! Jynxie stop! Stop! Top! Push top! Push! Top!
Take the wave! Take the wave! Take the wave! Because the thing is you're never going to
be able to get to fight anyways. You might as well just push and get the turrets.
I
Start fall back now or once the no no
When all the minions I want you to kill the way to the way to the way to the way nice now hit the minions and then keep pushing
Okay, now back up and recall back up and recall
I'm rich bro. Yep, bro pushing waves. It's so good
Alright, so now Bayern are fitting out to LDR and then see if you can rock up with your team, they're always fine now.
Okay, so now hold tab and start pinging dragon.
Push mid and then look for the dragon with your team, okay?
Okay, look bot, look where your saun is.
Oh yeah, that's big, that's big.
Let me even find the kill.
Don't, don't R prematurely.
Ward in this bush?
Okay.
Now you can walk up.
Back up, back up, back up.
Curing?
The genie might as well just queue, because like, the problems here-
Why does he just run? I mean, like, shoot me?
I don't know either. I don't know either.
I'm like getting all their abilities out. Run, then FF?
Yeah, like, if your genie's gonna turn that with you, you probably could run that with you.
He's gonna do 1,000 damage! Yeah, like, what the f-
And then he's typing like he's the tactical genius in chat.
What does he mean we get crowded every time? What does that even mean?
Yeah, it means they're nothing like that's on the real term
Okay, listen
I have to play around jinx, but if jinx just runs away. I mean, I can't really do anything
Okay, so that's fine now what you're gonna have to do is I want to look on the rabbit and then afterwards Ward Baron, okay?
We can still win, maybe.
We should get some big shutdowns here and then I can get big.
Alright, red buff's gone.
Look with your team, look with your team now.
Start pinging mid.
Remember, you want to wait until your team goes and then you fight.
Do not focus popping.
Because Cho'Gath are engaged.
Yeah.
Okay, who do I focus?
Tristana?
Probably, yeah.
Tristana is a free kill.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna solo play Lillia, I'm not older
Just solo play Lillia
Push mid?
Yep
Yeah, you don't want to get too close to him or else he ults you
look bot, look bot, look bot, look bot kill lilia
let's go kill lilia, kill lilia no look mid, no look mid, look mid, look mid, look mid, look mid
like don't leave the first one in but see if your shun goes in
see this is the reason why I hate you by the way because like here you can never engage
If you're on Bucca, then you got it.
Do you understand?
Yeah.
Okay, now go in, now go in on the mouse, go in on the mouse, go in on the mouse.
Okay, so mouse on has no ult. If you watch up, you can Q him and kill him.
You also go in with Chisano.
I'm gonna peel my chogat.
Now I would look on Chess.
Right now?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
There you go.
You forced off the ult, that's whatever.
Okay, now take the mid wave and then push off the next one too.
This is gonna be an interesting game.
Yeah, it's looking really scuffed, I'll say that.
Okay, so now what I want to do is I want to just keep pushing and then afterwards look
for the rafters.
Go.
This is one of them.
This is one of them.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Okay, how much gold are we missing for our item press P?
Oh, that's a lot.
Gage.
Gage.
Yeah, it's looking hard, bro.
I will say it's looking hard.
I'm just going to peel the Cho'Gap and see if Jynx can get a big R or something.
come on see look on the the blue and start dropping then you're gonna be okay
hey inhibitor that's good yep like it now realistically I saw as they don't get
sore gonna be fine look man look man now reset reset reset walk in with your
team. Alright, fire item and let's go. Now, if your team goes in, you need a follow. But
you want the mouse or the alts first before you commit, okay? Back up. I'm just getting
hit my shit what all right cc'd ranged ranged ranged flashed one tap all right
he is ass never mind like do you understand now I tell you never to
walk in that champ cc'd ranged ranged ranged flashed one tap all right yeah
never mind you again like I told you bro it's like if you keep playing it's
Give me the champion that keeps you low low like I swear, and it's not even that great in high real low. Anyways
That's why if you would have just sat there and if you'd have just been like whatever locking in
Wukong, yeah, then you can play that game so much better. You know, I mean a beer be beer be
I didn't go about a duo with mood a chat and gold
All right, that's disgusting. I mean it to be fair when he's behind you is just horse cock anyways
Okay, guys, what do you think the chances of Janksy winning this game are?
Be honest.
Like he's going to be duo-queuing Muda.
He's going to be playing without me with a hundred gifted on the line.
What do you guys think?
It's a glass cannon champ, but yeah, that's like the main problem with it because like
the issue with the isn't just fact that it's a glass cannon, it's that it relies on your
team actually following you on your place.
Like it relies on your team going in for you.
And the issue is that on the way low nobody knows how to.
So unless you have literal gods here mechanics, there's no point.
Zero percent chance he wins, nah.
Like I'm telling you guys, I think he's got it.
Like real shit, I think he's actually got it.
Alright.
He's gonna walk in a hundred or someone right I'm gonna be real. I think that I should have a good chance of winning this one
Like not even bullshiting
Muda will end Jinxy.
Do you guys think there's a chance that Muda intentionally throws so that they lose?
I'm gonna be real, I don't think so.
Cause like when you're down LP, I feel like you just always want to win.
You know what I'm getting at?
Like you legit just want to win so bad that you're willing to be like,
you know, fuck this shit, like I don't care.
I'm going to do a live review of the game while it's happening.
So we're going to see.
Are you ready?
I think he's still deafened, bro.
What the fuck is Mordred doing?
I was playing a song.
Oh
Yeah, James, do you remember when you went on like five game win streak?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did a I did a part of you of that too. Do you want me to like send you that as well? Sure?
Okay
Here you can review it while
While you're waiting for your job out of my my first ever game at gold bro. Oh wait
Well, how do I send you the the actual like notepad?
Um, I don't know. I think you can copy paste it in the discord.
Well, I already laid on. Let me, let me make it easier then.
Chad, where the fuck is Muda at? I lost my game eight minutes ago.
Okay.
You can review this. It just gives you like general information.
Holy shit.
All right, look at this, it says game 1 Warwick.
Ooh, after first recall by Oracle Lens and Sweepboards, I like this.
Yep, that's something we're gonna have to work on.
Yeah, low key control wards are like for laners, no?
Well, control wards, like, you don't have to worry about those, but as long as you're sweeping wards with Oracle Lens, it's good enough to be honest.
Muda pick up the fucking phone what the fuck am I game ended nine minutes ago
Yo, you ready? I'm ready
Wait, you're in a vow game
Yeah, with the score of 10-12, whoever wins the next round wins.
No, just play it out, play it out, play it out.
I didn't know you were in a val game.
Just undefin, undefin.
Okay, Matt.
All right, do you have any questions?
What the fuck?
Wait, what is this big ass notes?
These are my notes, bro.
This is what junglers have to do, by the way.
This is what junglers think about.
You laning pussies just hit minions.
This is what junglers have to do.
Yeah, we're laning.
Everybody knows, everybody knows.
Everybody knows that.
You're about to say some stupid shit.
It's way harder than jungles.
Jungling is one of the times you don't understand.
Dude, in jungling, you literally get blamed
for everything if you're a jungler.
It's just a mental block then.
That's just mental diff.
No, it's not mental diff.
ass wipe you just get you deal with four toddlers on your team every game you'll have a laner or example a mid laner
Who's getting out CS'd in absolutely skull fucked and then they're just like need ganks need ganks need ganks
But it's like no you're just CS'ing like shit
Also junglers have to see the whole map road y'all don't have to do any vision
No, you need awareness like oh somebody leaves your lane sure sure yeah, you need awareness
You need to wear this of junglers you need that
Bro a jungler needs to be looking at like their camps enemy camps their objectives and enemy crabs like
Everything bro if a lane shoved if a wave shoved like junglers need to look at everything laners are looking at a lane
It's a total skill gap. It's a total skill gap
Yes, but you guys got the worry about last hitting minions or freezing your wave or slow pushing or fast pushing or temp
Actually, yes, do the tempo, but what are you doing sitting your little caves or your little your little uh, what are they called?
What are you doing? This is the mad disrespectful. Yeah
Just sit in their lane and then blame their jungler when they lose their lane and get gap. True. That's all you fuckers do
Okay, yes
I'm gonna be with you Jinxie if if if you if you if you have someone in your mid lane throwing it down
They will just blame their jungler. Yes, but okay, that's just like that's just like cope like whatever
That's just that's just on them being stupid. What is a harder role?
mid wave we get the freeze slow push fast push and
Worry about all your needs or you go
What do you want me to tell you something crazy? Hmm
When you play med lane you have to worry about the wave state of med lane when you play jungle
You have to worry about the wave set of all three lanes to optimize your path accordingly. That's the difference
Boom roasted might drop boom roasted might drop walks away with aura bro. John test is a challenger jungler, bro
You know
Junglers are literally vision of the whole map. You are vision of your lane, bro
Hey, Muda just last hit the minion big bro. I'll do the rest. Just hit like a mood out
Okay
Just last hit the minion big bro. I'll do the rest brah
You're gonna pull in your chat it in my chat. I'm telling you right now
Nidble is way harder than fucking jungle jungle is lamiki. You don't do shit
You just nine times out of ten times you get a kill the guys already out one inch fear just ganking
You know, I'm a carbon art. I'm a carbon art. I'm a carbon art
No, no, no.
Yo, Bernard, what's the hardest role in League of Legends? And I don't want you to give me some fake PR answer where you glaze every role.
Bernard, what's the hardest role in League of Legends?
Alright, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. The truth is, most high level players often argue jungle is the hardest role.
You're not just farming, you're tracking everyone, managing objectives, controlling vision,
and if you mess up, the whole team blames you. So yeah.
So do me a favor, Muda, and shove that keyboard up your ass, bro.
Dumbling is the hardest role in the game.
Because Muda, I was on your side.
Just hit the minion, bro.
No, no, just hit the minion.
Like real talk, real talk.
The hardest part about mid lane is learning every matchup.
It's not about wave state or like macro knowledge or shit like that.
For the majority of landing it, so literally just sit there and learn the mashup, that's it, right?
When it comes to jungling, it's about game state.
It's about knowing probability on if a ganker is going to work out.
If it does, what do they have up?
You need to know everyone's timers, everyone's cooldowns.
Know at the best part to go in on fights.
Then it's about optimizing the mid game for dragons, objectives, heralds, all this.
being on the right timer on the right spawn and the highest level junglers mode of this isn't a joke
the highest level junglers playing in challenger will literally sit there and determine their
pathing based off what's going to happen three waves in advance if they see a bot is slow pushing
then they're going to optimize their pathing around when exactly that bollard is going to crash
so they can look for dives and shit like it's not even close okay uh jc can you full cam
Bro, I have a delay. Queue it. What is your delay?
What the- what the- no, whoa! 40!
What the fuck? 40! 40 stuff became that.
Oh, they put up 40, they put up 40.
Yo, no, but chat, it's just facts, bro.
Like, if you're jungling, you're dealing with an entire map.
If you're laning, you're dealing with a lane, bro.
It's literally all it is. It's so simple.
The hardest part about laning,
unironically is that you have to be okay with being bored. It's the most boring
shit ever because as a jungler you get used to the idea of like you can always do something.
When you lane you just have to be willing to be bored and like not int.
Okay so just so we're clear this is my first time in gold and Dantez is not allowed to coach
but he can yeah but he know all right no I hope I carry and you and that'd be the funniest
whatever that would not happen bro because I'm telling you you're gonna
most pulled down because I'm sober too so you're gonna be going against like high
silver low gold if you guys if we go against low gold high silver I'm dropping
37 kills in this game I'm carrying without a coach in my ear now listen
if you only gets banned you're going to lose this game I'm gonna be honest
Okay, let's see it
Bro guys, it's not bias. It's just logic, bro
If you're jungling you're keeping track of a map if you're laning a keeping track of a lane
It's literally just a lot like use your head. Oh
No
Yeah, I mean we're streaming League of Legends, so probably yo, you know another champ. This is such a copic
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, my top player. Yo, our top players. I think yo name
Do not swap them. You're not swap them. You're not swap them
Jinxy swap with their top laner.
No no no, I'm so serious. No no no, no listen.
We're just gonna lose. We're gonna 100% lose.
Bro, this guy's a one-trick. What the fuck?
Jinxy, do you remember?
Jinxy, do you remember when I talked to you about like,
Loser's Q on the time machine?
Yes.
Yeah, this is a time machine game, bro.
You have two young one-tricks on the same team.
Why do we have two young one-tricks?
I only play young.
only 18 and five last gammai KK he can't spell oh god bro I swear that we just
walked red then he just walked the ribbon no I swear the trait of like
silver is like no one can tie it at all
All right, Muda, let's see what gold is like, bro.
No, no, let's see what gold is like.
Let's see what gold is like, my boy.
Eight losing streak itself.
Wait, am I winning this Pantheon?
Oh, it's a Varus.
All these guys are gonna be so easy.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, these guys are gonna be so easy.
They are not.
That's Varus' top.
No, Varus banned Yasuo, Pantheon banned Yorick.
Yorick's the top laner.
They probably just like swapped.
Did Muda just mob you, Dantez?
We're going to find out if that's Various.
Somebody said ADC is the hardest role due to team fight.
I'm going to be honest,
all ADCs do is blame their support and bait.
That's all they do.
Like ADC is the mickey-ass role.
All they do is bait their support and then
blame their support and then bait in team fights.
That's something all ADC do.
I'm going to be honest,
if you're a jungle and challenger,
you're literally playing like light Yagami, period.
Period bro period
Maud Maud Maud this is a game. Okay. I'm the only silver in here. I am the only
I'm gonna be using Mike and Jinx. I'm taking notes of this whole game. I'm yeah
I'm gonna be doing it Jixi I want you to play without having done you tell you you're fucking next prime faker in your fucking ear
I can't wait you to play it. I can't wait for you to play it
I can't wait for a mood to stun you hit you with a full combo and you're at one HP
You've died and smash your fucking keyboard. I can't wait for it. All right, so mood. I understand you're a psychopath, bro
But we're on the same team. You can't just start harassing me off the rest
Psycho bath
I just have too many, I have too much emotions right now.
Cause I just, this is my first ever gold game.
It's literally nine, it's nine golds, bro.
Nine, nine golds.
I'm the only silver.
Let's go.
Chat, underdog, underdog, underdog, underdog, underdog.
Come on.
But the thing that's annoying though,
is I've said this a million times.
Amumu is my least favorite player to go against,
which is annoying.
Like why couldn't it just be like a Nocturne or a Briar
or like any, or a Shyvana or anything?
Mumu is like, literally, I can't fight this guy.
Yeah, but you can't fight you either, no?
Yo, guys, I'm gonna be honest,
like, y'all are getting triggered about me,
like, talking about roles, bro, it's just facts.
ADCs, blame supports, and bay and team fights.
The biggest skill, they're terrible.
The biggest skill to have with ADCs, I'm gonna be honest,
is they do have to have good positioning.
Like, if you're a good ADC, that's the biggest thing
is your positioning has to be so good
because you're normally squishy.
But nowadays, Donald has a saying, you just go double mage ADC and just never die.
Bro, Jack, you heard it from chatGPC himself.
The hardest role in the game is jungle.
Alright, Muda, Muda, Muda.
I'm going to be honest.
Let's set up plays this game, let's set up plays.
I'm a little bit nervous, bro.
I'm a little bit nervous, Muda, because I've never played in gold.
Also, I hate ganking mid because they just TP, so that's all you, bro.
I'm ganking bot and I'm ganking the MF over and over again.
So, let's see, you already got to fix that shit.
No, bro, mid is just literally for the charge.
Our Riven's already dead.
This game's over.
Wait, Riven actually...
All right, I have my first ever game in a fully gold lobby actually lock in
Now it says he's watching he's deafened he has a notepad out. This is my first ever game in gold. Oh my god
This camp down solo
God I want to kill him
That was a nice little Q.
Muda, how's mid going?
He's going pretty good.
I have an ADC in my role in my lane, so he's going to do a lot of damage to me early,
but I don't know.
I'll scale eventually.
Holy ball knowledge.
Yeah, Muda.
Varus is, um, yeah, he's like the arrow guy, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey!
W rivet!
Oh.
Well, she got executed this time.
Yeah, executed by a third, yeah.
That's fine.
Chat first ever gold game. Lock in. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Let's see how much of a gap gold is to silver right now.
Alright, I might need to get some music going if you want me to hyper carry.
Oh my god, this is going to be 8 for me, but it's fine. I'm just going to play very
patience is uh patience is definitely gonna carry me here yeah low-key about
playing this game without music you can't my brother told me it's not even
like possible I need to put on music
on my next back there's no boys standing around
Mudo, why are you getting CS-ganked right now?
I told you, I told you, I told you, I got an ADC, he's really strong at first.
And I need to give him a minion draw, so I die.
Well, low key, I could have ganked Varus because he is ADC.
That sounds like a free bag.
Alright, bots on gankable, they're full health with a lot of...
Yo, I might gank mid.
I can't help though, if you're gonna die.
I think he's like dead.
Come on!
I'm backing, I'm backing, I'm backing.
Bro, Muda, I got my T.M.A.
I'm already chillin.
I saw that, I saw that, I saw that.
Muda, gold is easy as fuck, bro.
What are you talking about that guy's long three minutes and thirty come on
But one thing I'm gonna be honest bro gold is um the team fighting is just so easy to it
Yeah, I mean I saw a tick tock it's like gold people actually start using their abilities Ryan stuff
Why is this ribbon just typing yo, I'm doing a bop the top full clear bro
I'm obviously not gonna gank your lane immediately you piece of garbage
Wait, I think Varus is dead again.
Moota, kill him.
I can't, I can't.
Son, we're gonna pass that guy around like a blunt.
He should never be going ADC mid.
Oh my god, I'm getting pinged by a pedophile.
Slash Moodle.
Got him in my ear, you delinquent kid.
I hate top laners so much.
yo just uh just hit the minion big bro you have 12 cs nice muda nice baby
you know where I'm with you know where I'm with no no no you get ready to help
me mid if you jump to me no no I'm going dry back go back get back leave
leave leave leave I'm gonna go drag I'm gonna be so in drag so in that okay
okay bro can we not just fuck him get to know our knees level four can we
We just...
Mura, could you collapse on the Samumu with me?
I'm too low.
Bro, I think it's a free Kildo.
I have my ore.
He's level 4.
I have to collapse.
I have to collapse.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Get over here.
You guys have to...
Don't get hungry for it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know, I know.
Yo, the Samumu is gapped, bro.
If he's CS gapped, then kill gapped.
I'm literally a better jungler than him and he's gold.
I'm literally a better jungler than him and he's gold.
I'm literally a better jungler than him and he's gold.
I'm gonna be a better jungler than a mini skull
Well, I'm not alive. I like I like your matril this game, bro
I like your matril this game. Wait, this Pantheon's so dead
Yep, I already know this I already know this fucker's pinging me. I can kill this Pantheon if I path correctly
Running it down top. I'm running
Warwick is the reason GG fuck is going with our
Birthday like a mood of this is what I'm trying to tell you oh
No, I miss but mood of this is what I'm trying to tell you. I do not need to harm that
Like you see how this guy is just blaming me because he has no CS
Well, I'm pathing I'm pathing top-to-bot so like he just wants me to like change my entire play style
Like bro, this is what I'm talking about, this is what I'm trying to tell you.
If you jungle, you just get blamed no matter what.
I got a fucking dragon and killed mid and I'm still getting blamed.
It's like, here's what I'm saying, they want you to, they expect you to gank every lane.
It's like, I can't gank every lane, you fucking idiot, and then I have six camps.
I have six camps.
Technically I have 8 camps if you count Skun.
Technically if you count objectives I have 10 camps and they want me to gank 3 lanes.
I can do 13 things at the same time.
Like this is the shit that I'm talking about bro.
Well that's how you rank Albro.
My mid lane is getting gapped.
You're gapping jungle.
I'm gapping mid lane.
The game's not too much.
Whoa, you surprised me bro.
I think you're ready for gold man.
Yeah, gold's free, bro. I'm trying to tell you, bro.
Also, a Moomoo's like the worst character I could play against.
Like, I literally hate playing, because when he gets level 6, he just permastuns me.
It's worse with Yi. Honestly, everything's harder with Yi.
Oh my god, this MF might be dead here, too.
Yo, this MF's actually dead. This MF's actually dead.
I don't...
Come on!
I'm wave taxing since I got cast
Yeah, this game is a hundred percent over bro
Yeah, this is fun, I'm not gonna
I either need music or a duo. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I'm gonna finish my buff then back. I have so much gold
I probably could have after earlier, but it's all good
Actually could have got two kills there, but I somehow did actually don't know why
Now Muda, I you know
I like to troll you a lot, bro, but oh my god
I like to troll you a lot, bro, but mood up flat in bro plat in like three months. I'm very impressed. Good job, man
I appreciate it, bro. Thank you very impressed by you, bro
Thank you, bro
You're not doing too bad yourself, dude. Look you're the only silver in the lobby in your literally jungle
You know, so...
And you have a top lane on your ass.
Wait, I'm about to kill the Paris, hold on.
This is gonna be a funny kill.
Fuck him, fuck his ass, please.
Watch this. W for maximum range?
Flash? R? E?
Hold Q? E to fear.
Easy. Come on.
Easy.
Yo, yo, yo, what is this taxing shit, motherfucker?
I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to.
Oh, fuck.
Yo, trust me, if I wanted to tax, I would've fucking taxed.
I wanted to talk about the tax
Okay, I'm you can take all this camps. I'm almost down here right now. No, I need my camps
I need to go in a dragon my time was a perfect right now
He's keeping on to you
Yeah, that's not your yo yo, it's so cool that that you have like a built-in flash, bro
That shit's Boston. Yeah, you're a such a cool champion. I
Understand why you play Yone?
Right he's pretty cool. I
Want to learn yasuo bro, but he's so hard
You think he's harder than you on a yeah tornado knock-up thing. No wait Mudo. Could you come dragon in like 10 seconds low-key?
Yeah, that's actually perfect. Yeah, that varus is behind. Yeah, just push your wave and then all right
I have my smite. So we're good. We just need Vel'Koz to come
All right fuck this dragon with me fuck this dragon with me. Yeah, but you ready to turn it if I'm gonna come
I got it, I got it, I got it
Barret's just coming, Barret's just coming
Here's the move
I'm gonna, I'm gonna kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him
I'm dead
That was so bad
What, you lost, lad?
Why did you just get pated?
I can't jump
AHH
Why does he got pated, though?
we could have actually got a triple well wait why was I was I thinking the
damage from drag I don't actually know I think I missed my smite I was late on
my smite I think I was too that's on me I think I was too focused on killing a
moon when I messed up my smite your ribbon is horrible yeah that is true
pantheon's more of like a team fight cock he's not really good so I could
gank this pantheon though he is low I'm gonna path properly and gank him cuz I'm
gigantic right now yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna kill the pantheon wait did he give
yes
This Revan should be sucking my dick right now.
Piece of shit top laner.
I swear to god I only get into it by top lane.
I never get into it by mid or ADC.
It's just top lane every time.
This guy's crying for Yone so he's admitting he's a one trick and then just is running
it down with no CS.
You're a piece of human fucking PC.
I thought you were going to die to it first, but you've actually gotten so much better bro.
Thank you bro.
Bro that plat marathon did a toll for me bro.
Yeah.
I wanted to quit so bad, but the one thing I just can't stand about league bro is when
you're playing league and you have like a thousand people in chat telling me to fuck
up.
Question mark, question mark, question mark.
Yeah literally, literally, literally.
Yeah, but are we, Kaisa are we fighting or not?
Alright, we're not fighting, okay.
Yo, I could kill this fucking MF though.
Come here MF, little fucking shit.
bro mom like my laner is getting mugged right now bro I just stole his wave cuz my team
is useless
bro jinxi fuck master yee bro I never want to see one yee dude your world is insane
Thank you, bro. I have a 61 win percent with him. He's my guy. Oh
My god, this is a moomoo is so gap. Bro, you see I'm two levels higher than him
That's back. He's actually getting gapped. I'm gonna see where he goes
He keeps telling mid lane to pick up after his, uh
Yeah, but bro that okay, that's another thing about jungling is like
Like when your teammates lose a lane they're gonna beg you to help them but in reality
you have to just let them drown.
Yo I'm gonna get a Ferris.
Get ready to full commit.
Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready.
I can stun him, I can stun him.
Come, come, come, come, come.
I got it, it's dead, it's dead, it's dead, it's dead.
Come, come, come, come, come.
I don't know, back up, back up, back up, my E, my E's running out, my E's running
out.
Good comps, Luda, good comps.
Bro, but the thing is when your lane is losing you have to just let your lane
drown if you fight it's over I can I can gank this pantheon I think yeah I'm gonna
tell the pantheon our piece of shit Raven's actually doing something this
time
come on now no no come here yeah do your thing do your thing but just
common like 10 seconds because I'm in my show and trying to steal yeah I'm
here what I need you I need you I have no order though keep that in mind I
cannot stand him
Don't worry about that. Varus is coming! Varus is coming!
I'll kill Varus. I'll kill Varus.
I asked my Smite off.
Got it?
Oh my god, I killed two.
Alright, I can steal this shit now. I'm back. Let's fucking go.
Yo, I'm gonna back and go into dragon!
Move the back, back, and then we can sync up our timing on the dragon.
Get going, y'all.
You're good.
No, I have to get first, hold on.
I'm gonna back, I'm gonna back, I'm gonna back.
And then move the back, back, back, we buy, and then we both go right to drag.
Fuck mid lane, fuck mid lane, it doesn't matter.
We need these dragons, cause we're tied.
Alright, move the, meet me mid, baby.
I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, it's y'all.
Well you like how I 1v2 them so you get herald? Leave them out? Why don't you come fucking
back?
No that was literally perfect. That was literally perfect. Wait wait, get them out. I can kill
them at first.
Oh no I sold. I sold back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back,
back, back, back, back, back.
Yeah, you guys are getting killed at the last time.
Go Jack!
You guys are getting killed at the last time.
Come drive. We're good. We need you to act though. Yeah, we're gonna get over here
No, you don't we need dragon we're gonna lose if we don't
Bro it doesn't matter you're mid lane so gas that doesn't matter
Nice steal a moon move dog shit keep playing that chowdats operator
Yo Muda, I'm gonna be honest, gold is like the light work bro.
These guys are the same player as that silver.
Yeah, but you're certain what I'm talking about is the light work on the ball.
Bro, it's got a flay more bro.
Yo, Muda, I just hope you don't forget there's a hundred gifted on the line if
you can get some positive KDA.
I know, keep on, keep on, keep on.
Wait, I'm gonna kill the Pantheon.
Yeah, run. I love when they run whenever they fucking see me.
God, I love this game.
Yeah, run whenever you see me, bitch.
Run! Fucking run!
Legendary.
Rubbermutter, let me know if you agree.
No game can compete with League when you hear the lady go,
Watch, Rock Hill! Nothing!
Well, they're gonna add that.
Yeah, this is an absolute gap. And you're gapping your mid laner. Good shit, Buda.
Ooh, look at the timing, bro. I could have actually been quick with my back, but I'm right out of base with Death's Dance.
The thing is though, the thing about me is if I have one death, and I'm 14-1, I'll physically never give them a shot down.
so they should just have that because I'm gonna play too smart I'm only gonna
fight with y'all I'm literally gonna finish this game with one death I
guarantee it come here Pantheon come here Pantheon wait muta claps on the
Come here, come here, come here, come to me, come to me, come to me, come to me.
Get over here.
Where'd he get her?
I'm huge, oh my god.
Where are you?
I have to deal with MF.
Alright, fuck it.
I don't want to give it to her.
Wait, nice, Muta.
Good job, kitten.
I can steal those camps now.
Wait, Muda, how does Yonei work?
Does your Q stack?
Yeah.
Does it actually?
Oh my god.
Muda, explain Yonei really quick.
So if I Q on something, I Q on one, I get my Q3, which is like a stun ability.
So just the more you Q, the more you can stun?
No, no.
If you get two Qs, my third Q is like a flash with a stun ability.
ability. My third Q. Yo, yo, go Baron. We could actually go Baron. Yo, yo, could you,
could you go Baron out of base? Could you go Baron out of base? Yeah, yeah, all right.
Yeah. Well, let me dive this into the mid turret. I'm going to dive this into the mid
turret real quick. Oh, it's so easy when you have it. You go playing good, bro.
actually like wow all right now bear
oh my god we what how did I miss I just went through him yes please I'm dead
whoa I just got to do that I just I just argued through a moment we're still
gonna win but that's so unlucky bro I just argued through him what the fuck
what's that I think you guys should wait for me on Baron I'm not gonna lie I
know I don't think we should do Baron without my smite that's like stupid just
wait for Baron and then we could go dragon instantly because I can go Baron
drag you I just arred through a mumu's body this is a cock champion all he
does is are and then beg to be carried oh I'm a mumu it's such a cock
champion. I'm going right into Baron. I just need probably you because you're the only
other human on my team. Alright Muda, that was nasty. See that's Muda, what you just
did is Yone back work. That's why Yone's good because you can dive a turret and then
dive out. Yeah, a little bit. Yo, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron.
Okay, down, down, down. Okay, so get the fucking-
No, we're gonna go Baron into drag where we can one-shot the Baron because I'm gigantic
Baron right into drag
Now we need to go drag if our teammate backs their actual piece of shit
That timing that's beautiful timing bro Baron right into drag good shit we don't work like
in literally a auto win I'm actually so mad I died though I are through a moomoo I don't
even know what that was I missed it but it was weird
He tried to steal.
Wait, mutable.
Oh fuck I died bro.
Oh my god.
It's fine, they have nothing.
Oh my god.
And of course.
Bro, 15 and 2?
Not a single one.
And of course.
Bro, 15 and 2, 9 and 1, big set!
Yes!
Oh my god!
That's literally due to our shit, bro, that's literally due to our shit.
Should I have forgot to buy Oracle of Land?
So who do you like more, bro?
Warwick or Yi?
What do you like about that?
Bro...
Basically, Yi is the most fun champion in the game.
If I'm 3-0 and I'm Master Yi, I'll pull out my dick.
But the thing is, Yi, you have to know when to engage, when not to engage, and I'm new.
So I don't know what's a good engagement and what's a bad engagement.
With Warwick, literally everyone be one engagement is good.
Yo, get ready to fight.
Just wait for our idiots.
Wait for our idiots, wait for our idiots.
Oh wait, I'm saving my ult for the ADCs.
Yeah, I have my R and 2.
Kaisa, get the fuck out of here.
Shut up, shut up.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm huge, I don't think anyone can kill me.
I could just R the M.A.S.
They were too far, back, back, back.
It's a 3-4.
but why'd you back now? I don't know
yeah but bro like it's not even that our kaisa and velkaz should have came up
and we could have ended it
yeah I don't know why there's not a lot of them
it's not even like we shouldn't even be in a team
No, I want to end 9-1.
Oh, dude, you're so big. Are you full build?
I have one more full build.
Sterak's getting to full build. I'm almost full build.
I feel like a fed Warwick is so hard to kill.
Yeah, because it's like Mordekaiser where if I are you, you're like forced to fight me.
So I can just pick on weaklings the whole time.
Yo, let's just keep pushing mid man.
Uh, yeah, I mean there's no objectives yet.
Uh, yo, can I take your red buff?
Uh, yeah.
Take his red buff.
Take his red buff.
Take his red buff.
You're close to it.
Take his red buff.
I'm gonna take yours.
I don't think it's red buff.
I think it's red buff.
It's gone.
No, no, it's not here.
It's there.
It's gone.
I'm just walking it.
Yo, they're grouping mid.
They're grouping mid.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
They're chasing me down.
They're chasing me down.
They're chasing me down. They're trying to like they're trying to like root me and shit
Keep pushing me
Motherfucker my fucking kid bro. Muda you should be slid of the bending over sucking my penis right now
I'm 17 and two and I ganked your lane nine times greedy piece of garbage. What more do you fucking want from me, bro?
I'm gonna argue the dead butler. I'm gonna argue smariths
Leave it up to you jixie I leave it up to you take that home
Gage
Take us home. What a showing from the boys Wow, what a show Wow, bro
A nice triple kill to end the game off
12 and 3 and 17 and 2. Oh my god
Okay guys that was a great game
Jinxy
James, you have a question.
Yep.
How big is my penis?
I don't know.
No, listen, listen.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate your performance
that game?
If I landed my R on the Mumu 9.
A 9.
Okay.
The reason why I was asking is because I want you right
now to look at my screen.
Okay.
I'm looking.
Okay. These were the issues that came. If I'm nitpicking everything, these are the issues.
But before we get into the issues, I want to talk about two macro calls that you made
that were on an ironically challenger level at 16 minutes early, 6 minutes 30. Do you
remember when your entire jungle was up and you made the call to reset and go for
the dragon?
Yeah.
That was a challenger level call.
Why?
because the thing is that you're at a point where all your camps are up and you're strong enough to fight dragon.
So instead of full clearing down and giving the opportunity for you to lose a dragon,
you instantly go dragon and then play for your camps, which is how you should play it.
Okay, so that's the first thing. Insanely good call on that.
The other call you made that I found very impressive was that 20 minutes when you made the Baron call.
Okay?
Yep, yep. Yeah, because I was doing it.
Okay. Yeah. So now let's, let's talk about the other stuff. All right. First thing, when
you're level one and you're clearing, I want you to auto then Q. Think of it like a Wukong
auto attack Q cancel. You don't just want to lead with Q because then you're not sitting
there and not getting the maximum use out of it. Do you understand?
I thought it's to gap close on camps. Yeah. But if you're sitting on top of the camp
level one, you don't need a gap close to understand.
You mean the first camp of the game?
Yes, the first camp of the game.
But the Krugs and Raptors, I gap closed with my Q.
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
But first camp of the game, okay?
Okay.
Okay, another thing.
When the big Raptor gets to 200 HP,
you auto each small one once.
Stop autoing the big one to death.
You are losing five seconds on your clear
every time you do this, you understand?
Got it.
When the big Raptor gets to 200 HP,
auto a small minute, okay, I got it.
Yes.
Now, you had two horribly fucked up flashes this game. Lock it in. The first one, you're
flashing, okay, there are a few mistakes that you make on board that actually like you need
to stop making them because they're iron level mistakes. The first one is the purpose of
flash is to get in range, right? Yes. If you have 800 movement speed, you do not
need to flash to get in range, do you?
No.
So stop using it.
Like, Jinxie, it's literally like you're sitting there
and you're just doing so much overkill
that you end up being like nerfed because of it.
It's like you're at dinner
and instead of having one dessert, you decide to have five.
So then you spend the rest of the night
throwing up because of how bad it was.
Not having your flash for five minutes,
every time you fuck it up,
you need to view this as like a critical error, okay?
Okay.
Alright, another time.
Same thing.
You had your W on Varus at another point, right?
And then you decide to flash ult him.
Why?
Yeah, yo, Jinxie, I see you use a lot of flashes, or you use a lot of flashes, Jinxie.
Yes!
You're supposed to save those both for like last, last, last, last, last, last
resource.
Yeah, like Jinxie, it's literally like, it's like it's your last resource thing
And you're just using it willy-nilly because you don't give a fuck about it.
Fuck it in with the flashes, okay?
Okay.
Alright.
Match down, match down.
Okay, so another thing.
Are you cute?
Yeah, yeah, cute, sorry.
Okay, so Jinx here, another thing.
You left my game!
No.
I never even did anything.
What the fuck?
Moda dodged, it's fine.
We saw five minutes ago over this.
So, another thing, the enemy that game had a lot of magic damage and CC.
You should be looking at what kinds of champions they are when building your boots.
Stop autopiloting.
This is another thing too, but now I'm going to get hard on you because you're getting
to gold and the fact that you still don't understand itemization shows that you have
a lot of basics to improve on that could bring you to way higher elo, okay?
So I want you to actually take the Shem Singh series, do you understand?
Got it.
Okay.
game. When you are getting stunned a lot by the enemy team, when they have champs like
a mumu, when they have champs like, stuff like skarner, when they have champs like fucking
um, Nautilus or Braum, you build merc treads, not steel caps, because you want to be cc'd
for as long as possible, okay? Got it. Okay, so pay attention to items, like when
you press tab, when you're dead, instead of sitting there and saying that you're
the truth, hold tab and look at what they're building. Read, learn, process. Every part of
your game should be you absorbing information. I want you to be a sponge. Do you understand?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Next thing, when your blood
scent is on someone, and this is another big fucking problem you have, stop pressing
W so your passive you know when they're below 50% HP yes okay when you press
W the only thing that that does is make it so that if they're above 50% HP now
they get the blood scent on them that's all it does so when you're chasing
somebody and you press W you're wasting half a second of channel time and
And you're wasting a 40 second cooldown. Then you should never be wasting
Very does nothing. Yeah, but what's up with my second dodge by the way, bro? Am I good to dodge? This is my second dodge
Wait your second dodge since one second dodge today. I dodged once like four hours ago
Okay, I'm not I'm king when I say this start spamming. I will and I will and I will run it down report me
What the fuck no because if you do that they're gonna they're gonna report you your lobby gets terminated
and then you get like a three minute timer.
Only three minutes?
I think so, I think.
And let's say like change it,
it's literally like a life hack,
like a dodging life hack.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Do I just dodge or also?
No, no, if you dodge it, it's a 30 minute timer.
If you dodge it, it's 30 minutes.
I will in, I will in.
I will in.
Yeah, just now I will in to report me.
No, no, I'm running it down.
I'm gonna get like a five,
I'm gonna get fucking banned for life, bro.
No, no, no. I'm telling you, I end your end game.
Burl, I'm already in the game, I'm already in the game.
Okay.
Jynxxy, I just, Q wanted to help me.
Yeah, Jynxxy, Q wanted.
I'm already in the band.
Q wanted to go over this, okay?
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay, so again, stop wasting your W, all right?
Okay.
Okay.
Another thing, again, you wasted Flash R.
It was another thing at 1645, where you, think of it this way, Jynxxy.
Jinxie you know how in League your flash is a five minute cooldown? Bro, but yeah my thing is like
if I'm fed I'm never going to be using my flash to escape anyways so if I can use my flash...
But that's that's not even true. If I can use my flash to guarantee a kill I'm just going to
use my flash to guarantee a kill. I feel like nobody even uses their flashes though.
Yeah but Jinxie what I'm trying to explain to you is that you don't even need to use
the flash because your r literally puts you like your audience range because the movement speed
like okay think of it this way think of it this way imagine we're playing minecraft and i have
half a heart left what you're essentially doing is you're wasting your only strength pot in your
inventory to get that last hit on me even though one hit with a diamond sword anyways
like kills me and the promise that now you have no strength pot for the other four people
are going to come for you. Do you understand? Okay. Like does that make a little bit more sense?
Yeah, no, it makes sense. I'm just saying like that's what I'm not saying. I'm right. I'm just
saying that's why I flash. Yeah. So I'm just telling you that's the mentality that you need
to get rid of. Okay. So other thing, last thing, mechanics, when going for the Baron at 2130,
you need to spam ping your team out of base. And it was the same reason why you weren't able
time as well is because on that one fight where you and Muda died mid, again, you need
to be spam pinging your team more often.
So when you want something to happen, you spam ping them.
Do you understand?
Yep.
Okay, so now let's go over some macro calls, okay?
So early, when Muda was getting pushed in, you can skip crabs to go for free ganks,
okay?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Mooda at one point made a call out where Varus was low, he had a bloodsend on him, always
drone the bloodsends because maybe you could have looked for a gank mid, so remember always
drone the bloodsends.
So another thing too, there was a point on 9 minutes where you were leaving base and
then you could have looked on a play mid but you just didn't even look mid.
When your ult was up and you could have actually done stuff.
So again, another thing too, at 22.30, you guys got the dragon, so that's after you did
the Baron dragon play, do you remember?
Yep.
And after that play, you decide to walk back to your own camps and start farming.
But what I'm thinking is, dude, why farm?
If you're like farming makes you stronger, right?
But I'm already the strongest guy in the lobby.
Exactly.
So if you're already the strongest guy in the fucking lobby, then you do not need to farm more and waste time.
You can just force shit and go crazy.
Do you understand?
Yep.
But bro, I also did go 17 and 2.
Like that wasn't that bad of a game.
Like, so, Jynxley, this is this is why I wanted to understand.
And that was my first ever all gold lobby.
Like, I don't think I did that bad.
Like, no, no, so this is what I'm trying to make you understand, your gameplay, that game was great, it was great, you destroyed a gold lobby, but what I want from you isn't Jinxie the guy that wins in gold lobbies, I want Jinxie the guy that's destroying challenger lobbies, that's who I want, and that's why I'm always going to sit here, and in this case it's like I glazed you on two insane calls, but when you're sitting there and when you're like I'm the truth, I'm one behind all this, that's when it's my job to get there.
comment and be like, hold on, because you solved so much to learn.
Do you see what I mean?
Got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you.
I got you.
So, Jinxie, for this game, OK, for this game,
we're going to have three options of things that we can do.
And I want you to tell me which one you like the idea the most of, OK?
OK.
The first one is we can do live coaching,
or just kind of like tell you exactly what to do, what we normally do.
The second one is that you play the game,
And then I just tell you every time you did something wrong, every time.
I think I just play the game and then you deep dive after the game.
Like, I don't think I'm going to play if you do it.
So that's option three.
Okay.
So you want another VOD review then?
Yeah, like, I mean, I wouldn't say a full VOD review, but like a notepad is good.
Yeah, yeah.
So then what I'm going to want from you then is while you're playing this
game, I want you to talk to me this game.
And I want you to talk to your chat like you're running through every
thought process in your mind.
I want you to say I'm doing this because of this.
I want you to really sit there and I want you to make it your goal that at the end of this game, okay?
Here, I'll make you a deal. Are you listening?
Yeah.
If by the end of this game, I only have three micro and three macro criticisms, I'll give to you a Warwick skin.
Okay. Deal.
Deal? Okay.
But I'm going to be harsh.
Like I'm not going to be unfair, but I'm going to be harsh.
So if you get three or less micro as well as macro decisions, you get a warwick skin.
If you don't, you get yelled at me for 20 minutes.
Do you understand?
Okay.
Okay.
So are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
All right.
I'm going to mute up and I'm going to watch your screen.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Remember, run me through your thought process.
I want to hear what you're.
Bro, I'm not really good at that chat. I'm not really good at the thought process thing
What is that noise is that one of my teammates, it's probably seraphine
So this is my last game I have to get off after this game I
Think this is gonna put me on my peak. Ela. I think this is gonna put me on my peak MMR
I think Evelyn is a hard counter. Yeah, but I think Evelyn takes skill to use and this
guy's silver.
Alright, I have an ADC playing Top lane, Mel playing Mid lane, Tristana Seraphine bot,
Jinx, Sona, Talon. I don't know much about Evelyn. I know that's my brother Blazer. She's
like an assassin. Alright, auto Q, kite. Alright man, we gotta be droning a lot, that's the
big thing. Smite Gromp, upgrade my W. Could have smited that earlier. Messed up my kite.
All right mids looking good.
Oh bot looks good but I'm so far.
All right all good.
Dude if I was closer.
All good though.
They traded.
I think it was yeah, ADC traded with support.
that. On the big raptor, what's happening? Did the camp end? On the big raptor, I need
to hit the mini ones at 200. Oh my god, that makes sense because wow, bro that's gonna make
my clear faster on E and Warwick. Bro, that's actually so good because if you hit him, he
drains anyways. You hit the little one. I'm gonna skip and go. This looks good. I have
I have to skip, I have to skip, I have to skip.
I'm flashing at Nui.
Pass.
Come on!
There we fucking go.
I can skip mid and gank too.
No, I need to get my E.
I need to get my E.
That was good though, we got a kill on this S.
That was good to skip that.
What's what we're doing?
What is what we're doing?
Now I have my E, I can gank.
Ping so he knows.
I can gank, I can gank, I can gank, I can gank, I can gank.
Yes!
Q.
Oh good, I got assassinated.
All right, talk about Kogler right on the base.
Let's fucking go!
Two kills, one assist, not bad.
I'm gonna go into top scut.
I bet you Evelyn's clear of the sloth
Wait, let's see what vein does can vein I'm gonna ping veins so maybe vein can tell me if
Maybe vein can tell me if this scouts there
No, I mean she had to have got the scouts. There's no way. She's that fucking bad
Vane see if it's
It's not there. That's not there. Okay. Good. You're good
Alright, top of my full clear into dragon.
Our timers are perfect right now.
I'm really glad we skipped grubs, I think that was good.
We got to kill that and assist.
I remember on the big raptor, we're going to switch to the mini ones at 200 again.
Okay, Jinx is... alright, they're all good.
Jace is low, but I don't really care because I gotta go drag.
I could probably go Krugs into dragon.
Wait, okay, okay.
Evelyn at their mid laner and their top laner are top
Evelyn's gotta be up. No, she's not on dragon though. I
Need to pick my team so they actually come and help me
Should I gank first
Therapy miss our ability because she's trash. Okay, there's Evelyn
I'll be fighting or not.
Legit you're getting off after this game?
Yeah, yeah, this is my last one.
Why?
Cause I gotta go driving on for six hours.
Bro, you shouldn't have queued a game, dumbass.
I swear I thought you were in my lobby.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know whose fault that is because like, I think if my teammates just
commit with me, we kill everybody, but I don't know.
kind of too hard to tell. I kind of want to invade her buff, but nah, I have my timers.
I should just... I'm gonna go top scut. Top scut. Into my clear.
Look at all the blood you've spilt! I mean, yo, Evelyn's gonna be here. This might
be a total like risk but I think everyone's gonna be here and I think I'm
over leveled so I think I kill her I think everyone's gonna be here though
wait what
all right yeah I wish I never did that oh talent talent talent talent talent talent
I just took so much turret damage I honestly don't even I just took so much fucking turret
damage bro I just took so much fucking turret damage I honestly don't even understand how
How did I just get melted?
I think I should go...
Oh, now Avalon's here.
Yo, this guy's like under turret. This is definitely a gank.
Don't W. We have our bloodsat.
It's like, this fight won't...I'm black, I'm not looking for heart.
Vayne, shoot him.
Probably should have stole his wave.
God this chase is so low I want to come back and just spin his block.
Yeah that's just, I don't understand the game.
Why is this mid laner just sitting in my camps?
What is that?
I swear to God, I just don't under, I just...
Oh, I feel like I should go grubs. This is such a hard decision to make.
I'm gonna go scut into grubs and I hope this fame comes.
Alright, we have to...
Meltz here.
Meltz, oh, don't go to your lane!
Just hit the fucking objective. We're allowed to do objectives.
Oh my God.
You can kill him, you can kill him.
Got it, got it, got it!
Come on!
Oh, I feel like I'm getting bullshitted
Right, I feel like I'm gonna see an endless cycle of ganking like I feel like I'm just I have to get in this there's no universe where I don't wait
Bro, I feel like I'm just in an endless cycle of ganking.
I have to kill the dint.
She's literally overstang.
But I have no R.
They're gonna back because they have no prio.
Can we just skip the dragon?
Jack Jack Jack wait a minute hold up
like every time I do anything I'm just collapsed I haven't I haven't hit my
gromp in nine minutes why did I just somehow spell all pee pee bro I just feel
like every time I do something it's just I don't know I don't know man
I'm my hour.
How, how do I go 17 and 2 in an all gold lobby with no coach and then the next game
I'm three and six in an all-silver slash bronze lobby with no code. Does it make sense?
Come here, Jake. Come here, Jake's. Wait, what the fuck was that?
Oh, yeah. GG. GG. GG. GG!
Yeah, ping me off, I don't care. I just got you double kill.
Oh yeah! I got you, Seraphine!
I got you, Seraphine!
You see how I just capped? I don't mind, I'm the best ever.
Ditch! Alright, now we just back, drag in, top the bot, full clear.
guys that was a nice ass triple kill man and if you notice my R saved
Serafine's life
perfect tempo
I'm literally just gonna go Merc treads because they have an Evelyn and a Talon
I hope these are magic items. I don't even know.
Everyone that's my scuttle. That's my scuttle bitch.
Who wins the 1v1? Probably me.
I feel like I played better with Muda, bro.
It's all good though. I did just get a triple kill.
Yo, Mal, get the fuck over here now.
I have no blood scent so I'm gonna go W. Cut him off.
EQ E, nice, perfect.
He has to back now so this is a free rip, Carol.
Yo get over here, man!
Sit down, your gap!
I flashed into her to get the fear.
You're fucking dead!
All right, wait too much, no, no, we're out, we're out.
Alright, wait a minute, no, no, we're out, we're out.
Tell him you're late to the party, buddy.
Oh, my teammate left the game.
Alright.
Watch out for that Talon.
Yo, looks like they have two Assassins.
Looks like they have a talent and a fucking
Evelyn, that's double assassins
All right, Evelyn's level nine, just a little bit behind
I want to look on a bot gank, but I think I should look on a back first
Yeah, they're under turret, they're under turret, that's a horrible gank
Alright, we can look for another top gank in a minute.
He's probably gonna see the veins low and then get all tempted.
Yeah, that's what I should be under turret, that would be shit.
Oh my god, oh my god, that's a top gank.
I have to smite to hurry up.
Yeah!
He's smiting me back and look, look, look!
I should not have W'd, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Don't test.
Come here, bitch!
Come here!
Come here!
Come here, bitch!
I mean, I don't want to invade actually.
But I feel like I should invade though, because I could just wipe this Evelyn if I meet her. Like she's literally so...
All right, but now you're just SO DELAYED! Vayne, you're late, now you're late!
I hate how Evelyn targets me while she's on their level and gets away with it.
Like I need my mid laner to be fast to her.
I swear to god I feel like I've been baited so much this game.
I think we're going to win though.
We have dragon diff, rift herald, we have way more kills.
This is Scott, this is like, I'm gonna go.
Raptors in the sky in the pink, pink, pink, pink, pink.
No, don't back, don't back, don't back, don't back, don't back, please.
Thank you. Always do Scott before dragon, Duhntest said.
I'm not going to do that.
Come here, bitch!
You said about that!
Bro, this double assassin's hit is so cringe.
Okay we got two dragons.
I hate this double assassin shit.
It's looking good boys. Two dragons.
I think it's Baron but I don't know if we're big enough to do Baron.
Yeah we can't do Baron. We'll just lose the game. We'll get wiped.
I
All right, boom boom boom
Yeah, I almost just fucked him
No, he's got a shut down. I know that was there Jakes. This is awkward
But it looks like they want to do Baron I don't think we can yo I can't gang though
Wait, dare I say?
Alright, we live and we learn.
That was a little bit of a linear test.
I love stopping people's backs.
My favorite thing to do.
Wait, he's dead.
This guy's dead on my screen.
He's actually dead.
Now he's dead. This isn't even a limit test. He's just dead. Yes!
Good shit, teammate!
Got my escape route.
Now, if I get that, kid, definitely MVP again. But that's every game.
I just need to be better and better and better.
I need to be, like, double MVP.
You have that I'm not experienced enough to know if I have that I don't know
You know, maybe I do though because of my life steal I
Just have like I don't know cuz like sometimes I do it and it's like stun and then I'm just dead. I don't know
You know I could back and look on to a Baron probably
Or I'm pretty big yo I should get enough of my death stance
I could murder I could murder literally everybody watch this watch this shit
You know if I don't are Seraphine dies there.
No no no push one more mid wave and then I have Death's Dance.
One more mid wave.
Might have got Miss Takaridi.
Kite, kite, kite.
All right, I have that stance, let's get the fuck out of here.
I have that stance, let's get the fuck out.
Come on!
Dragon in 40.
Let's just look mid-drag, mid-drag.
Now we just peel our team.
I'm so big.
Yeah, I can all of the jinx probably W too early, but whatever
Yo, you guys better come to this okay jinx
Yeah, I'm just some meeting to say at this stage of the game
This is a lot of the time where if you look for that random W and then you fucking alternate and go crazy
This is low key what you want to do. Okay? Okay? Okay? Like don't don't be scared to go fucking crazy as long as you're humans with
You're right cuz that's how you run games. All right
It's another drag
Wait, wait
Jinx come here. Thanks. Come here. Thanks. Come on team. Just like don't say just like don't say
Yeah, flash away pussy. Baron, Baron.
WHAT'S F**KING GOOOOOO!
MVP Jinxie again.
That's another dump and another MVP boys!
I'll start pushing waves
definitely an invade if this Evelyn shows in this jungle I'm gonna rip her fucking hat off
Okay, I should probably group, but I may as well just steal his camp
Let's just group I do not want to get 4v1. That's how I'll die. All right, therapy missed everything
Come here, Jax! Come here! Yes! Come here, Jax! Jax, the Jax! Yes, the soda! Turn it, turn it.
I'm actually so fucking good.
Push push push push push.
We have soul in two minutes.
We have the super minions.
I think we end.
Wait, Evelyn's- Yo, what is this Evelyn doing?
I mean, we don't really care about her, because she has to come to us.
Hit the Nexus, not the Blah!
Nice!
It's another fucking MP, another fucking dump!
Bro.
There, I think I'm at my peak.
Hit the ne-
Okay, I want you to look at the on my screen share. Do you see a snow pad?
Yep.
Okay, this was game on, right?
Yep.
Now, let me ask you a question. We're going to go by macro and micro and you're going
to tell me if you think you did better or worse in game two, micro.
I feel like I did better, but I feel like I just got baited by a lot of my teams so my early game was bad. And then I think end game I just teed up.
Okay, and then macro.
I think my micro and macro were both slightly better this game.
Okay, are you ready?
Yeah.
Damn!
Okay, so a few things to go over.
I'm really, really, really, really, really happy that you did the raptor thing.
But I just want you to realize that you need to do the same thing with the wolves too.
OK. OK.
OK, now you also wasted your time on the first gank.
Yes, it's OK. Got it. Got it. Got it.
OK, you also wasted your W on the first gank as well, but then you didn't do it again.
So it was good. Now, when you went for the mid dive on talent,
you should have done it from a further range. OK.
Got it. Got it. Got it. That's why I took more turret damage, huh?
Yes.
Oh, you're right. I was wondering how it got melted.
Now, a few more things. At eight minutes, you wasted your flash because you wanted to flash on the Jace.
But the problem is that if I just tell it to you, it doesn't register like if I show it to you. Do you agree?
Yeah.
So, let me show you exactly what it looks like when you do these fucked up things.
So, then you never do it again.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, check this out.
So, this is at eight minutes, right?
So, here, now, you're coming in for this gank, right?
No.
Okay.
Now at this point why flash if you just walk at him, right you can cue on him
Do you see what I mean? Yeah, and then what happens is that you hold Q and
Then he just gets out imagine here you have flash. Oh
You're right. You're right. You're right
You're understanding that, right?
Yeah, yeah, Darius.
Yes.
So another thing I want to show you as well, OK?
Here.
All right, Jengzee.
I'm going to show you something right now.
It's going to blow your mind.
You ready?
Yep.
OK.
Where is it?
In that scenario, should I have tapped Q
to stay out of turret range maybe?
No, no, no, that was in the issue, I'll show you.
I just don't know why it's like showing the,
why it's not showing the-
I can't do night time.
No, I guess like it should be showing me her health,
but it's just not, okay, here we go.
That's your health.
You ready?
Yep.
How much health does Evelyn have right now?
One.
No, no, we, what does the actual number say?
Two.
Two.
No. What's that number? 28. 28. Okay. Are you ready?
How does that work? But wait, do you think you could have killed her?
Wait, but what was that though? What, what even was that? That was her ability.
But now I'm going to show you something that's going to make you say, oh, are you ready?
Okay. Check this out.
Here she has 28 health, right?
Right?
Yeah, I could have smited her.
Your smite does 42 damage.
Wow, I could have smited her.
Yo, wait, can you explain Evelyn?
Cause she's under leveled and then life steal one shot me.
So she didn't life steal one shot you.
It's just cause like Evelyn works in a way
where that kind of like slash that she does,
does a shit ton of damage.
But what really killed me was the turret.
Because you tanked literally like two turretshots and you didn't have like your E because like here when you go in for the first one, it's like,
Yeah, because like it's her electrocute procking because she does like her auto E electrocute everything and it all procs.
But then if you would have just smited you would have bled.
Yeah, I smited her.
Yep.
Yep.
Got it.
Okay.
Now at another point two, 19 minutes 37.
Right.
Okay.
Let me show you something.
So here do you remember this play?
Yep.
Okay.
So what do you think you could do right now for you to live?
E?
E. If you would have E'd, think of it like this bro, 35% damage reduction.
Look, you see how she killed you?
That was her full combo.
If your E is active, it at least forces her to ult.
Like you probably still die, but imagine she wouldn't have ult, you would kill her there.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Okay.
So, now, the last mechanical play I want to go over, okay?
You remember how we always talk about your flashes?
Yeah.
Check this out.
Okay, you make the call to go for Jace.
I love this call.
Like that?
Maxrange R. Yeah, this was good.
Now watch what happens.
I pussied out
So what do you think happens if you're inside this side to walk up and you flash on Jason's fucking face and you auto
Oh my god, I kill him level up turn rip Evelyn's throat out
Yep. Yeah, okay got it. All right. That's easy shit. I do that. So the other thing, okay?
early game
Right at one point where the game became a bit fucked up was around here
Because over here you decide to fight this crap, right?
Yep. Now, here you didn't eat a fosh.
Okay.
Jensy. Yep.
Are you looking? Yep. Yep, I watched.
You have right now 475 movement speed.
If you just walk in, does she ever live?
Never, but I wanted to kill Steele. Is that bad?
Yes, because imagine you just because Jinxie this would take you literally
0.25 seconds to cross
So you're wasting a flash to save 0.25 seconds
Imagine you just walk up to her right you cue her and then you flash on the sauna. Yeah. Yeah way better
Imagine you have fascia. Yep
Yep, yep, yep
Right
But it's not just that that's all I wanted so I point out
But I wanted to point out was here when it came to the crab right? So here you go for the crab you get it. It's nice
Where was it? It was at some point where you went in 1v3
Might have been the next crab actually yeah, it was an extra. Okay, it's over here
So you see that your balling is behind over here the enemy has both their balling roaming up, right?
And then the Evelyn's here. At this point you can't gank shit. Your only play to make is you can't do dragon
You can't go for bot gank. You just reset and imagine we look at top wave. What happens if we gank Jace on this wave?
I would probably tell him.
Exactly. So here if you like what a challenger player would do is you would look up
You'd be like there's a top wave freezing. Let me recall in this bush gank top, then get a crab in to folk clear because you can't dragon, right?
Yep, that makes sense.
Also, why did we okay in that exact scenario? Why is why do we know dragons bad because Evelyn's here and and bots
They're all healthy and
Because your midlaner is a fucking piece of shit like right now your midlaner is top and the enemy mid you don't know where he is
So if the enemy mid comes it's kind of like numbers game
You think of who's not there to know where they can be but some make sense. Yeah, that makes perfect sense
It's like mids empty.
So I have no vision of that.
Um, yeah, volunteer bots, healthy.
Yeah.
This is right now, like you're just engaging one be three, but it's like,
what are we every time I go to do this, it feels bad.
Like I just know I shouldn't do it.
So like I don't always do it.
Normally I find the, I find the way to not do it, but like sometimes I
just do it.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But listen, as long as you know it's bad, that's a good thing.
Now there's something I wanted to talk to you about that I was extremely
impressed with and that I've found unironically amazing that you made this
call and this is no glaze a challenger call to are you listening what is it okay
so after this play goes bad right you respawn right and then after you respawn
you go for the crab top and then you say something that made me sit there and be
like holy fuck this guy's a prodigy do you remember what it is no I don't
remember this part of the game so at this part of the game you said what if I
invade Evelyn since I'm level 6 and I'm strong yep now what if I told you that
that would have been a great call to make the only problem is that you just
deli-dallyed too long so I wanted to think of this for a second imagine you
walk in and you instantly smite the crab right to get below 50% HP and then you
smite the crab right away right you get there and then you just walk up
here with your all late because when I got there she already left for her. She just like Zachary.
Yep. I remember exactly because I got you right up here. Yep. Wow. Like imagine you're here and you
also on her head. I steal the fucking thing, rip her throat out, take the buff. Yeah.
So here I just want you to know this wasn't a bad call. It was just the three second deli
dallying that fucked you. Do you understand? Times of the essence. Got it. Got it. Yep.
Other than that, I'm going to be honest, very fucking impressive.
Bro, also, Don has just what a session, man, like, holy LP gain.
What a session.
Yeah, dude.
Like, how much did I gain today?
Let's see, when?
Wait, you saw the base silver 340 LP.
Yeah, that's dude.
I gained like 120 LP today.
That's incredible, bro.
That's incredible, man.
I had this game.
I carried Muda and gold and he said I would go negative.
That was satisfying.
I had this great game this great game. I still good about I'm gonna get gold soon, man
Probably when you get back in Japan
Well listen dude, listen, I get back from Japan. I think the 16th, right?
And then I think I have something 19th and there's a fortnight thing on the 20th
Yeah, so low key if you even wanted to rip it the day after I got back on like the 17th or some ship
Oh, no, I'm not having the 17th. I'm traveling
18
I think the 18th could be good. Yeah, they should could be good.
Okay. So maybe just with like the 18th on or something. But we'll figure it out. Okay.
All right. Yeah, it was a lot of fun, bro. Love you. Yes, sir. Love you, bro. Peace. All right. Later.
Chat W session, man. We gained 120 LP. Now chat.
Tomorrow is Jinxie Cup number three.
I need to figure out my stack for that really quick.
So let me call Mingo
because I do not have a stack for tomorrow.
I do not have a stack for that.
Let me call Mingo.
Chat tomorrow is Jinxie Cup number three.
Yo, W stream, bro,
We gained so much fucking LP.
We actually gained so much LP.
Oh my God.
That was such a good sash man.
We gained so much LP.
I'm at my highest LP ever right now guys.
Highest LP ever.
Gold tune.
Real server thinking about.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Oh, he's in the middle of a round?
Oh.
Well, I'll call him and go after.
Hold up.
I want to figure out my team for tomorrow.
For the Jinxie Cup.
Let's do it at the floor or something.
Oh my god, they're losing.
I'll call them after this round, bro.
Yo, Blitz is running after you, Blitz.
Blitz, Blitz, Blitz, Blitz, Blitz, Blitz, Blitz, Blitz!
Oh my god are you fucking stupid?
Cutting.
You doing me good bro?
Cut off!
What the fuck?
I can't even die bro.
Cutting.
In the rock.
Electrical, electrical, electrical.
Bro, Mingo's aim is crazy.
In the reading.
On me Jay.
On my pistol.
You wanna swing on Jay?
Two.
Jay, three.
One on four.
Or
Yo Mingo what up?
Yo, tomorrow is
Jinxie cup number three now for the stack fuck it bro me you
Jay
Lou boots is that five
No pros needed let's do it
All right, tell them like 3 p.m. Tomorrow 4 p.m. All right, so you broke up with the game
Chat gauge yo guys W's in the chat man
W fucking stream
Bro, love y'all boys man chat tomorrow Jinxie cup number three. I'm not going five and thirteen this time
Whoa, I'm not going five and thirteen chat. I'll see y'all boys tomorrow, man
Yeah, I'll catch up chat. Love you guys, bro. For real. So much fun streams coming chat here is the schedule for September, September, 17th, going to obvious sanctuary September 20th, one how to stream a fortnight tournament September 26 birthday September 27th FNCS global state to October 5th beating hardcore Minecraft with Ron and those chat as for the other shit.
don't have exact dates on them yet, but this is the upcoming schedule with love y'all to death, and I'll see you into the next one.
Oh, and in case I don't see you.