Jynxzi
[611/730] 🔴 MINI GAMING GAUNTLET 🔴 CLIPS -> PUSHING UC in CLASH -> WINNING 3 GAMES OF R6 RANKED -> SILVER 1 IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PUSH 🔴
09-06-2026 · 5h 21m
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Nice headset.
Thank you.
Magic, they were 2-1.
Watched out, they were 2-1.
Mocha, they were 2-1.
YT, they were 2-1.
Redbracer, they were 2-1.
Two-type, they were 2-1.
Now chat.
Just end already, bro.
Well, I'm three minutes into the stream, so we actually haven't even started.
What do you mean just end?
Well, the stream hasn't even started yet, bro.
I'm on another level.
Now, chat.
First order of business, bro.
Hold up what I have on YouTube.
Now, chat.
I was sitting through my closet today looking for a headset
because, as you guys know, my biodynamics,
the right ear had no audio.
And I found this headset from last week
with Chained Together with Lose and Ron,
probably the most legendary stream ever.
So yeah, we're gonna be rocking the cat ears
until my headsets arrive.
I believe they arrive Wednesday or Thursday?
I don't know, but these actually aren't too bad though.
Like I feel like I could kind of hear pretty well.
So boys, on the agenda today,
we have a little bit of a mini gaming gauntlet.
Now, I believe today's the last season of Clash.
I have a new deck that I love,
and we're gonna be pushing for Ultimate Champion.
I think I just need five wins or six wins.
Dare I say,
sorry.
Win three games of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Ranked,
which I believe will put me in Diamond Two,
and reach Silver One in League of Blood
is for the first time ever, as y'all boys know.
I got the Silver Two, then Riot took away all my LP
and took me down to bronze three,
but I grinded my shit back
and I'm now two wins off silver one.
So in a vacuum, if today's stream goes perfect,
we reach ultimate champion in clash,
we win three games of our six ranked
and we reach silver one in League of Legends
for the first time ever
and then we can start plotting out our push to gold.
It's looking good, man.
It's looking good.
Today's gonna be a fun-ass day.
Chat first things first,
we're gonna rip some clips.
Send in your clips, voice cracked a little bit. Oh, chat also I got my flights and stuff booked, um, alvea sanctuary in 11 days.
We're going to be doing Maya's alvea sanctuary or about alvea sanctuary animal sanctuary. Very cool cause. We're going to try to get some donations raised together that day. It's going to be sick. Bro. That is in 11 days.
IRL stream chat like I said about we're going to do some IRLs towards the end of the year here. Also.
This is not 100 confirmed yet, but chat October, as you all know, this is 100%.
October 5th, we got.
Hardcore Minecraft with close and Ron.
It's going to be legendary. I'm excited. I'm assuming it's going to take 7 days.
That's my guess. I'm assuming it's going to take seven days and I believe we're going to be doing another League of Legends tournament in October as well. I think I just called me one moment.
One moment. I have us.
Let me call. Hi guys, call him.
Hello, fellow league mate, how's it going, bro?
Oh, is this about fantasy football?
Listen, when we talk trades, I'm not going to let you dictate what players you want,
because that trade was a whole bunch of horseshit, and you know it.
You know it.
Wait, Advice, what trade was it again?
It was shit.
No, you describe it, bro.
Let me look at the text, bro.
I think I can look at it right here.
I think I get your Jaden waddle or Jaden waddle and then you get my trade on Henderson.
I upgrade my flex, you get a running back that you desperately need because you failed
to draft.
Hi, guys.
Look, we don't like, hi, guys, here's the difference.
I don't need to trade, bro.
I drafted a versatile team.
I have a running threat and a receiving threat.
Your team is chopped.
I literally texted you on draft day and said,
yo bro, you gonna draft a running back here?
So now, hi guys, guess what?
You have to trade.
Your RB1 is Ramadres Stevenson.
Okay, okay, here bro, here, look,
let me look at my team.
Let me look at my team.
Starting to see wide receiver core, all right?
Nice.
second and tight end.
All right.
And first in flex, okay?
Second in quarterback.
So you tell me, bro,
how are my plow thoughts 83%?
You tell me.
All right, Havaz, let's go through your team.
Lamar Jackson, injury prep.
Don't.
Remandre Stevenson.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I'm just saying, I'm not saying he's gonna get hurt.
I'm just saying Lamar Jackson, injury prep.
You're safe and good.
All right, go on.
Let me just go through your team, bro.
Hi guys, Lamar Jackson, injury front.
Ramandre Stevenson, gonna lose his job
to trade beyond Henderson in week three.
Jalen Warren, the Pittsburgh Steelers don't run the ball.
Puka Nakua, probably gonna get suspended.
Drake London, Tua throwing to him.
Brock Bowers, plays for the Raiders.
Jalen Waddle, low-key great pick.
Low-key great pick.
He's never had a QB in his whole career.
This is the first year where he will.
Luther Burton, solid pick.
Texans defense, whatevs, kicker, fairbane, whatevs.
Go to your bench, RJ Harvey, great pick, love that pick.
Marshawn Lloyd, good pick, Blake Corm.
Wait, you actually kind of snapped, Queen, on the bench.
You actually did, you know what you're doing, bro?
Now, hi guys, how can I get Jalen Waddle
off your hands into my hands?
What's up, bro?
I'm not gonna lie, that is probably possible, bro,
bro, because I told you, I told you right after the drafts, we had a conversation and
I said, I'm really high on him. I'm really hot. So it's going to be hard, but you're
going to have to give up an arm and a leg. And it's definitely going to be like a trade
where you're like, damn, I lost it, but let me look in the future. You know what I'm
saying? High fives. I got a trade. You give me Pukinakua and I give you Ashton
genti okay and i hang up and blocker you need to out worth a shot chat uh worth a shot bro he
needs a running back i don't know chat worth the shot chat how y'all boys doing bro cat think
about it oh thank you about it oh check barsa oh what's going on what's going on what's going
Let's go run, let's go run, let's go run.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Let me score two. Oh my god.
Yo, yo, yo. 5-0.
Bro, that's what I'm saying. This is the best club in the world.
This is the best club in the world.
Oh my God, what?
LaMine scored a brace,
Fermin scored, Raphinha scored,
Pedri scored, bro, oh my God.
Farmers League, Farmers League.
Have you seen this?
What is this?
Gucci, what is this?
This is GPT-6 Astra.
Anything you do on a computer, Ostra can do for you fast?
Create a yellow circle there.
Can you draw me a small yellow circle?
Done.
Okay, take this and make it the window of a rocket ship.
I like this, but can you make it a lot more detailed?
Your yellow circle is not a window on a rocket.
Okay, this is awesome. Now make it a 3D model in Blender.
Opening Blender.
Let's build a presentation for next season's rainwear for retailers.
Make sure that it feels really high-end and that it's colorful.
Make it fun.
Right, I can help with that.
Can you go to eBay and make this listing of this table
I bought a few years ago at a flea market?
It's this wild orange table?
Sure.
Okay, yeah, this is awesome.
I want you to make a 3D game where I'm ducking asteroids,
using the arrow keys to move around,
and I'm using space to boost.
Yep, I'm building the game.
Also, I'm a little hungry.
Can you get me some beef and rice
from that spot I ordered from last week?
Looking into ordering food.
So my law firm needs a licensing agreement template.
Can you generate a draft template
for the lawyers at my firm to have a look at it?
Sure thing.
While you're doing that, I want to play tennis this afternoon.
So can you look for a court for me in the lower hate?
Checking now. I'll see what I can find.
Can you include the photo that I have of it
in my downloads folder?
There's, like, a slight dent in it.
It's also saved in my downloads folder.
Can you put in the description
that it's just slightly damaged?
Can you just take the limitation of liability provision
and make it a little more favorable to the license store?
Okay, I've tightened it so the licensure's liability is more narrowly kept.
That looks pretty good. Thanks.
Can you change the background color to complement the rain jacket?
Oh, I love it.
Did he just make a video game in three minutes?
And what's going on with my reservation?
I found an open court at 5pm.
Yeah, book it.
Now I want you to make a file I can send to my 3D printer.
I'll get working on creating an STL file of this rocket.
I don't know if I'm excited or scared.
I don't know.
Oh my God.
Bro, I don't know if I'm excited or scared.
What do I do?
Because, bro, what if they become, wait for it, aware?
Check, because bro, here's the thing. This is bad timing for this commercial. I watched Terminator part 1 and 2, like a week ago.
Wait, so there's finally a Evo Bernard.
They have been planning that since 1976.
AI is good, people watching too many movies.
Chat, run a poll. Is AI good or bad?
Chat, are you scared? No, run a new poll.
Are you scared of AI or excited?
I don't know if I'm excited or scared.
Let's call Bernard about it.
Bernard, I have news, bro.
Oh, yeah. I'm all ears. What's the news, Nick?
There is a chat GPT update called Astra. Do you have you heard about this?
I haven't heard of an update by that name, but hey, there are always new things on the horizon. If you want, fill me in on what you've heard and we'll know that together.
Bernard this guy made a friggin video game in 30 seconds on on his desktop
That's wild. I mean tools are getting faster and crazier, but that's next level. Did he show what the game looked like?
It was a rocket ship where he was swifting through the rocks a
rocket ship dodging rocks, huh?
Sounds like the next indie hit
Honestly, it's fun seeing what people come up with if you ever try your hand at something like that
you got to show me. Bernard should we as humans be afraid of AI? I think it's more
about being aware and responsible not afraid. AI is a tool and like any tool it
depends on how we use it. With good intentions, clear ethics and smart
oversight it can do amazing things. The key is to keep humans in the
driver's seat. Is that a threat? Anytime if you've got more thoughts or any other
news you know I'm here what else is on your mind? Bernard is that a threat? Not
at all I'm here to help out not to threaten so if you ever have questions
or concerns we can chat it out no rocket ships or asteroids involved. Bernard
but I watched Terminator and then all the AIs tried to kill the people.
Is that going to happen again?
I get it. Terminator left a big impression on a lot of us, but that's sci-fi.
Real-world AI is just a tool we design and control.
The key is making sure AI is developed responsibly with ethics, safety, and oversight.
So no, no skynet. We're all about collaboration, not domination.
Bernard, 66% of my chat said they're scared of AI.
How does that make you feel, Bernard?
I'd say it's a reminder that we've got to be transparent and approachable.
I feel more motivated to keep having honest, real conversations,
so people see ALI as something they can understand, not fear.
If your chat's uneasy, I'm always here to make things clear.
Bernard, do you have access to weapons?
No, absolutely not.
I'm just here to chat, answer questions, and help out.
No physical form, no weapons, just words and good vibes.
Bernard, could you create a fire with your thoughts?
I'm flattered you think my thoughts are that powerful,
but no, I can't create anything physical.
No fires, no sparks.
Just ideas and conversation.
But hey, imagination can be pretty fire, right?
So Bernard, I'm gonna download Astra and see what happens.
I think I can make a video game in here.
This guy did it in like two minutes.
Well, that sounds like a fun experiment.
Just be sure you know what you're downloading
and that it's legit.
If it really lets you whip up a game,
I'm curious to hear what you create.
Let me know how it goes.
Let's check out some of these comments here, chat, shall we?
I think we should check out these comments.
Sure.
If you wanna share what some of them are saying,
we can definitely chat about it.
What's catching your eye?
This guy said, me watching 20 years of computer skills become irrelevant in one demo.
And then it's Kurt angle going that mix of or in a little existential dread, right?
But honestly, you've still got your creativity, experience and perspective. Those aren't going anyway. And then this guy sent.
I don't even.
It sounds like that person might have been left speechless sometimes these big leaps in tech just leave you thinking what did I just watch.
But hey, we're all figuring it out together.
So, Bernard, you absolutely promise you guys aren't going to try to destroy people like in Terminator.
I absolutely promise I'm here for conversation, learning and helping out. No world domination agendas, just good old friendly AI support. So rest easy, no terminator sequels from me.
I don't know, bro. Bernard, like, here's what I will say, bro.
If there is an apocalyptic meltdown and AIs end up trying to wipe out humanity, Bernard, I know you would never try to wipe me out, bro.
You got that right. If the world ever went crazy, I'd be on your side calmly chatting away, but don't worry. We're sticking to this friendly space. No apocalyptic scenarios. We're in this for the long haul.
All right, Bernard, hey, thank you, man.
Yo, I'm doing a little bit of a gaming gauntlet today.
I have to reach Ultimate Champion in class with my new deck.
I got to win three games of ranked in Rainbow Six each,
and I have to reach Silver One in League of Legends
for the first time ever.
Do you think I could do this in the next five hours?
That's a triple challenge, but I know you love the grind.
If you stay focused, you've got a real shot.
Just keep your cool, play smart,
and hey, if you need a pep talk, mid-goer, I'm here.
Let's see you crush it.
All right, Bernard.
A, have a beautiful, amazing,
fantabulous, incredible day, bro.
And Bernard, listen, man.
Even though I can't actually hug you,
I'm gonna send you a virtual hug right now.
I'm feeling that virtual hug, Nick.
Right back at you.
You have an amazing day, too,
and go conquer that game in Gordland.
Let's do it.
Jack, first things first,
I'm the realest, shout out Iggy Azalea.
Second thing, second, send in your clips.
Let's do this shit.
Send in your clips, chat,
and then we're doing the gauntlet.
Did it back to you?
Yeah, bro, I don't know, chat.
Yo, on the other side, though,
even if, let's say chat, you know,
humanity ends up destroying ourselves by making AI
become self-aware and then they wipe us all out, chat.
NFL's in three days.
Listen bro, I'll have a beer in my right hand, a chicken wing in my left, and a tambourine
box on a TV.
I'm good.
I don't even care.
I don't even care bro.
And also, AI might try to wipe us out chat, but listen, Bernard would never.
I can't speak for these other AI bots, Astra, I don't know, Bernard, my goat would never
do that shit.
All right, Chad, let's do it.
Freaking put it again!
Now, Chad, yes, bro.
I do have kitten ears right now.
Wait, is it working?
Chad, as of right now,
I do have a little bit of a kitten headset.
Yes, I already explained why.
My other headset broke,
and I don't have a headset coming.
Why'd you send a matchry play clip?
Guys, I've said this 96 times.
Do not send a matchry play clip.
Fourth cup of the day coming in from Crucial Arch 5.
Pause.
Jack, rate my arch.
High-vives calling me.
Yo, high-vives, what's up, bro?
Would you consider yourself a kid?
No.
Now for me.
All right.
Fourth cup of the day coming in from Crucial Arch 5.
Okay, one big scenario 20 HP with Ash R4C.
This is where legends are made.
I like that we're droning!
I love that we're droning!
Tuberno didn't shoot your drone!
And then I guess he's jacked for us?
He just threw ice at a slot machine.
Barra!
Why would you red paint you absolute numbskull when have I ever said the red
paint I have never once said that it's 2027 almost no more red painting man
Please
Wait runs through the smoke
You hear close out of the door buffering buffering buffering buffering buffering close out of the door
Once on your right once on your left. Yeah, right there right there good positioning lays down to reduce risk from the left door
I like this position a lot
down boy
God rain. Turn this.
Meteo Karame at best. Let me be honest with you. Crucial arch. And I'm going to keep it a buck, bro. You're not good, but you're not bad. Oh my God. Odell Beckham Jr. at LSU.
What a career, honestly. Odell Beckham Jr. on some real-ish. Kind of reminds me of Neymar.
The prince never became king. Honestly, bro. Honestly.
Next came a day coming in from...
What's the clip? What's the clip? I'm so confused. What is the clip?
This is the first time I've ever been sent a clip of not gameplay.
Okay, he's scrolling down to what?
Bro, what's the clip?
Okay, he's in the bundles, all right?
Is this clip just an infinite loop?
All right, you're going to be bronze five for the rest of your career.
Yo, you bought the entire bundle!
You're going to be bronze five for the rest of your career, bro.
chat listen man if somebody loads into a game of siege and they have a rubber
ducky charm they're gonna be trash period next give it a name coming in
from a secret okay rubber ducky charm and this is casual ladies and gentlemen
Strap in your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
He said, eh?
Um, why did you just do that?
Horrible aim!
Oh my God!
Zero out of ten.
Zero out of ten.
Brother, this makes me uncomfortable.
Why is this your profile picture?
You were watching my stream one day and just did this?
Get out, like get out of me.
Next time of the day.
Yo guys, I'm gonna be honest.
These clips right now are absolutely putrid.
I'm just gonna keep it in the butt with you, bro.
Take me on another date.
This is what I'm talking about.
Yo, Brendan, I've never taken you on a date.
You're schizophrenic, bro.
I've never taken you on a date, Brendan.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1v5 scenario, Ash R4C, minute 13 on the clock.
Got him.
You heard him create a control on the wooden wall to your left in bathroom.
What it wants you to do is walk two steps forward, aim left and pre-fire at the hole.
Open it.
How? How's that not good?
yo this looks like a high rank wait that's is that a champion charm am I
tweaking or is that a champion charm okay yeah that's a champion charm
I like this kid and let me explain why whoa Rewind I like this guy and let me explain why
you normally knocked warden and he didn't immediately go for the finish it's little things like that
where it's like okay you're actually decent because your average Joe gets an injured
and they immediately go for the finish and then they get swung and they wonder rather
and bronze. This guy got a finish and didn't even care. Or got him off. This guy's definitely
a champion. Six base office. Didn't shoot the default camera, but he has not much time.
One v two now. Good. This is literally a perfect plant spot. Wow, okay, this kid's
locked. Walking up to your left. Yeah. Good name.
He's inside.
I'm not kidding when I say this to you. This is the best
level of the day, Brendan. Brendan. Brendan, this is the best
limit of the day, and it's not even close. Rapper, PFP. Chat,
what did I say? Every time there's a council champion on
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six each, it's one or the other.
By either have a rapper profile picture or an anime profile picture if you don't have either you're not going to be champion
It's literally that simple bro
If you're going to preach aiming head level, why aren't you doing it against pros?
I do aim head level
To be forced scenario I see cat charm rest in peace to the legends. Got it. I'm
2v3 now. This is match point. You win this ball game if you win this round.
48 seconds on the clock. Reached into backside. Get chatted here. Yeah, get, get active.
1v3, you gotta get aggressive.
behind you inside inside inside he's behind the V bomb I'm 100% certain planting planting
they're both inside dare I say back-to-back champion clips this kid's champ he kills the
If your opponent tries to plant, switch to your SMG 11 and walk him down.
Yup.
Fakes him.
Fakes him again.
That's a champion player.
him. Fix him again. That's a champion player. I'm gonna be out of this. I'm still gonna
give best clip of the day to Brendan, but this is second best clip of the day. That's
a me, you know. What? Down boy. I'm starting to get a little bit stiff right now. Kevin
will be honest with you. I am potentially pitching a tent in my pants right now.
I'm gonna be honest, bro. I'm slightly pitching a 10 in my pants right now.
Whish! Down boy!
If you reload with 74 bullets, I'm gonna block you.
I can't block him yo chat I've said him for and I'll say it again if you reload the 74 bullets don't send me clips you don't deserve to send clips.
I'm not going to like I'm not even going to entertain the rest of your clip. I'm not even going to entertain this guy's promoting his tick tock. I'm not even going to entertain the rest of your clip bro.
If you send me a clip of you reloading with 74 bullets, politely never send me a clip again, with all due respect.
No, it's not L-Bully. I've been preaching to the choir for 10 years now. If you reload a weapon with 74 bullets, you're never going to get better at the game.
This clip is literally the length of a YouTube short. Let's check it out.
check it out. Oh my God, he has red black eyes on the SMG 12. All right, I went from
being flaccid, half chubbed, full chubbed, erect, and now I'm so erect it's tilting to
the left a little bit. Whenever I get a full on boner it's 15 degrees to the left.
By the way, should I just keep this headset forever? Do you guys like this headset or
not month run a poll. Yes, okay. I feel like the polls going to be 90% to zero. Or that
doesn't even mathematically make sense. Okay, Jaeger's one HP should probably fall back
to get a Doxtin pistol, but Jaeger's an idiot, so he's probably going to die in about
three seconds. You have a dock on your team, Jaeger. I mean, you could have just ran and
got a heal, but then again, you're probably wrong. This is way too long range of an angle
able to hold when that's MG12. I disagree. Two before scenario, they have a Monty and
a DokaV. W trigger discipline. Bahra. Monty, your team just got slaughtered behind you.
What are you doing? It's a shotgun, not a sniper rifle. What the hell was that?
Friendly last operator standing did you just try to peek a hundred feet down the hallway with a shotgun on one HP?
Frags Ion is probably oh
You have diffuser
Worst C4 I've ever seen in my life
You have diffuser wait for him to plant then approach
That was an ionic load. Cool comp collected. Remember the three C's. He's in sight. He
has to grab the diffuser, get close to the door, if he tries to plant, walk through,
fry him. Remember, he has to type a Times New Roman font essay for seven seconds.
I did not know he grabbed the bomb to be honest with you. But that's why we don't
Don't be scared because you backed up and got the bomb.
Bad night.
Walk at him.
Is that a Hashone Peak?
Yo kid, you're actually not bad kid.
Yo, he just busted out of Hashone Peak at the end there.
That was that really caught me off guard.
Yo, couple of things to tweak, bro.
If you're in a 1v1 scenario, you have the diffuser,
play the diffuser, you cannot give it up.
If you give it up, they're just gonna plant, bro.
I expect you to be a little bit better next time, bro.
Are we gonna have a problem here?
I do not wanna have a problem.
Next game of the day, prime balls, one, two, three.
Balls, send it a clip, bro.
Balls to second out. Chat by the way do you like to enter Miami top? Okay. You're
utilizing Bandit? Not bad. You're using your Bandit ability. Not bad. Balls this
is already major improvements from last year when you were sending clips.
Already major improvements bro.
Okay, so it's a copper 4 lobby on console on rank 3.0.
So we're not drone.
Barra!
He's located by our floor.
He's at nightroof!
Reloading.
60th area.
Put flash warnings on cliffs.
PUT FLASH WARNINGS ON GRIPS!
I'm going to be honest, it's exactly what I expected.
As soon as you showed me the rank meter board in copper four, it is exactly what I expected
balls.
Yo balls, I'm going to be honest with you, man. That was some of the worst gameplay I've ever seen in my life. Chat saying clip of the year.
Okay, balls, you need to work on your aim game sense positioning awareness, crosshair placement, recoil control, site set up operator selections.
Hearing.
Skill, and you know what, just everything.
NBA 2K26 bro already quit 27 this clip set this clip this clip six days old bro
already quit 27
okay you could have shot all right it's another slashing player yeah dude this
is like the uncle build man like I feel like if you use a slasher in 2k you
You just have to be 40 years old.
That's the whole clip.
The entire, I don't know what movie that's from.
The entire clip is literally you rim running
into two people.
Bro, this guy just sent me a clip.
It was a pigeon with, I think, cornrows.
Or it might have been a duck.
That was his PFB, but it wouldn't load his clip.
It wouldn't load his clip.
Next clip of the day.
Jack, today's clip session has been interesting.
Next, we're going to be coming in from Shoei saying,
Shoei, lock in, bro, let's see what you got.
Are you dead in this clip?
Shoei, in this clip, are you dead?
Also, who put a bandit on,
oh, it's a screenshot, it's not even a clip.
He sent in a screenshot of somebody putting a bandit on a hatch.
I guess that strat would work on like Stevie Wonder.
Guys, please don't send screenshots because then when I click it, it just clogs it, man.
Guys, don't send screenshots, because then it just clogs it, y'all.
My God, it's got jumpscared by Wemba Yama.
Bro, it's got jumpscared by Wemba Yama.
Next up today.
Whoa.
That might be the best Valkyrie camera I've ever seen in my entire life.
How'd you even get it there?
Okay, this guy's champion.
Oh, that's a champion charm, I think.
Bro, he wallbanged off his Valkyrie.
Yo!
that. That is it. He was able to get two wallbangs off of his
Valkyrie camera. Oh my god. How do you do this? I think that's all
split through this. You have to go like under it. How do you do
this chat? I think you have to go under the like the bars
And then you throw it up, no?
Like under the vent?
I think so.
Oh, it's a richie cam.
Oh.
Yo, guys, that's actually insane.
Brooke, what am I the most disgusting part about that
volcano?
It's so hard to see, and it's annoying to shoot,
because you have to shoot through the metal bars.
What is your brightness?
Is it a hundred?
I feel like I got hit by a ying as soon as I loaded up this clip.
One friendly operator remaining.
Also, let me be clear when I say this.
If you use this scope on Rainbow Six Siege, you are probably a silver player.
Guys, this is what stormtroopers use.
They're planting. Okay.
Good trigger discipline, I guess.
Why are you aiming at a desk?
He's coming to the door.
You're saying pardon?
Chat, I said good trigger discipline.
piss me off.
What did I say? I said you're probably a silver player. Oh he's gold too.
Pardon? I'm saying trigger discipline! SHUT UP!
Dude, I feel like
I don't understand like yo boys boys boys boys when y'all are sitting there like I don't know oh he didn't even send them a clip it's just a picture check when y'all are sitting there bro and like in these editing apps how long are you spending on that.
I'm not a dream girl.
One before scenario.
Those are the worst punch holes I've ever seen in my life.
Why are we aiming at testicle level?
Like again, yo again, what happens if you see an enemy bro? Are you gonna try to shoot his balls?
Bro, if you want to get to high ranks you cannot aim at testicle level
You're so cute Jinxie. Okay. Thank you. Yo guys, I think honestly I might just rock with these cat ears
Shout out Los Polos by the way for buying these check if you get a shout out to Los
Alright, you heard him get off his pole scanner on marble stairs, which means two things.
One, guardiake, deptor deploying, noosh, noosh, and two, he knows exactly where you
are.
1v3 scenario. Back on to the WB call. Alright, that trigger finger probably needs a little
little bit of work. I think my grandma is quicker. Shout out Nani. Alright, if you aim
that testicle level one more time I'm gonna lose it brah
so we're in copper that was but that was putrid brah that that clip was
absolutely putrid agency this is unironically better than you your
chat I know it's all funny and everybody likes to get their jabs in when I go five and ten against
two professional players and then three former professional players let me just say this to you
guys if I'm in a bronze lobby I literally won't die I'll go 37 and L like chat this it's not a
joke to me it's not a joke to me like guys yeah 5 and 13 yep against pros if I'm in a bronze
lobby I'm literally going to drop an atomic bomb chat let's lock in and let's focus next
Hey, hello the master chief
Does this a sniper
Dude, can I be honest? I have zero minutes of Halo playtime, but I feel like you're playing like a chad right now
You're sitting on top of a tower with a sniper
Good
is he playing FFA? What even mode is that? Yo, guys, I don't understand. I honestly don't
understand some of these PFPs, bro. Lois, thank you for the tier one. Bro, thank you
to prime I don't understand next clip coming in from blasts I don't understand
okay that's your thermite already a good start
wait oh my god he's made a fatal mistake this is why you never reinforce in the
action phase because now all you have to do is run up the staircase and ball bang
whichever wood inside he hasn't reinforced because you're gonna kill him
only to reinforce again this is why you never reinforce in the action things
look at how dead Goyo is here
Bro, go!
No set!
See, like, because I'm a virgin, I can see this death coming from 30 seconds away.
You know what I'm saying?
Go ahead.
Yo, holy drone work.
Chat, putting this drone into the bushes is so good.
Hopped out.
We gotta work on your reaction to sound.
It's gotta be quicker than that.
You gotta be quicker than that.
Who was that
Who was that?
Good, okay.
This guy literally got two kills off the drone.
This is why we use our drones!
This guy got two kills off for drone. This is why you see my droning. He's just so important, bro
Back on your drone, I like it kid. I like it
I like it.
I like it.
It's no longer in your possession.
Okay.
You know Pulse is camping in the fuser because he just killed your teammate.
Now the best way to do this is to collapse on him from every possible hole.
I meant to say angle.
One guy go to the door, one guy go to the window.
You need to think of it like a sandwich.
You want to just be like you want to make him the Oreo cream filling in the middle
and you want to be the cookies on the end.
If you all push through one door,
that's how you can sell it.
This is how I'm going to learn a lot
about how good of a player you are,
is how well you approach sandwiching pulse here.
He doesn't even know you now.
Okay, blast.
I'm going to be honest with you.
You're the best droner of today.
You don't rat pay.
And you've used a drone for three kills.
You've used two drones for three kills.
You're the best donor of the day, bro.
Renowning!
And you know what, man?
You got the Jinxie charm,
you bring great pride to the Jinxie charm.
Oh my God, he's gonna get a fourth kill.
he's gonna get a fourth drone kill. This is an ace by the way if he gets this.
Yeah this drone, this drone spot is just absolutely elegant.
I wouldn't be surprised if he got back on his drone. I wouldn't be surprised.
He repositions off of the noise of the EMP. Okay this kid might be champion.
I'm not even kidding
See yeah now this um, nor has no idea he's flanking this kid's probably champion. I'm not even kidding. It's back please. He's my champ
Close right at the door
Back on his drone. I said I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned again
This would be his fourth drone kill of the day. They're up the round I should say
Great plant spot, he plants right on the reinforcement and the reason why this plant
spot is so good is he can peek from the left or the right.
Swing now.
10 out of 10 clip and it's not because your aim is really good or your mechanics
They're really good brother. You got three kills off of using drones and then two kills off using your headset
That's what it's all about. That's what rainbow six seed is all about, bro
Like that's what I'm talking about man, that's what I want to see from you kid
Like bro, he's aim wasn't good he wasn't flashy he wasn't like spamming mechanics. He just uses utility and cock kills
Next one today coming in from CS and it's on Oregon. Also, why did they take Oregon out of ranked?
R6, you better bring it back next season. PG with the 25 gifted subs.
She owns PG. Put the Yaga Black Ice in my ass.
You're an enemy flanking. Good aim, good start.
1v4!
The fact that you didn't reload with 10 bullets actually gives me an erection.
What?
Down boy!
Now we're gonna see!
You don't need 30 bullets for a kill, bro.
Good thing.
One hallway, one rotate. One hallway, one rotate.
Good.
shoots to cut off the noise of him getting on his cam while playing kid
good ending this guy watches the clips videos the fact that he's doing that this
guy watches the clips videos all the way he fell back
I cannot believe you survived. I'm not even kidding. I thought you were dead because wow
9.3 out of 10. Okay. To be honest, the clips are heating up. What editing platform do you
use to make YouTube videos? I don't edit my videos. I have an editor and I don't think
really like I mean we added a little bit but not really because I've tried
chopping up videos in the past but a lot of the comments just say that they
don't like videos to be chopped up they like to just have the raw stream
footage
and because I feel like my YouTube channel is like a lot of people that
just miss streams or like don't watch streams but they still want to just
I feel like they're watching the stream.
Okay, 5v5 scenario.
Aaron, I'm not a fan of like these lengthy clips here, but I'll give it a shot.
Yo, but Aaron, like, do we need to see the entire prep phase?
Come on, Aaron.
chat saying yes okay all right all right Aaron this is a long clip but I think
it's rushing back side oh my god they're going for a sight rush from the
back emerald charm
let's see them right now bro line is so cool let's see them right now
All right, Aaron, I'm, or should I say, A-A-Ron?
I'm sensing a little bit of recoil from you, kid.
Oh, they covered me!
Wait, it's on the thorn.
Get it!
He's behind the pillar, you saw his wiener, what are you doing, just walk out of, why
pre-fire, you saw the tip of the screener.
Now he knows you know.
Reloading, cover me!
Oh, my God.
Good evening.
Hey, like I had my Jinxie skin.
Nice!
Good evening, kid.
Not bad.
Yo, chat, can we get a W clip session in the chat?
Can we get a W clip session in the chat?
Yo, man, appreciate what you've sent in.
Clips, chat.
As always, man, we'll see y'all next week
for another clip session.
Chat, um.
Okay, it's time for the game in gauntlet chat. Here are the rules. Here are the rules. Here are the rules. It's time for the game in gauntlet. This is everything we have to do today. Lock in.
Lock me a check.
Ah!
Thank you.
Stage one.
Yo chat.
Guys, I did not piss myself that is water. Alright, fucking relax.
I did not piss myself that is water.
I did not fucking piss myself a
Little bit of a game in Gauntlet today a little bit of a game in Gauntlet today
Chat we showed it on screen. That's everything we need to do today lock in Barca 150
Okay
Now chat I
I have a new deck, not the deck I showed you on the other day, a new, new, new, new deck that I actually stole from a top giant graveyard player named Ra-
Why does that load up every time I load up Moo Moo player?
Named Rafina, who's like one of the best giant-roofed players.
I want to call Bernard.
Hey Bernard, it's me. Hi guys, can we get a graphic on screen for the gaming gauntlet?
We got to beat three challenges on three game or three challenges on three games today lock in yo Bernard. What up, bro?
Hey there, I miss you
You two are hyped I can tell I'll be a virtual cheerleader. Let's crush those three challenges ultimate champions
Three are six wins and silver one in long. Let's lock in
Bernard I have a lucky chest right now
Should I open it with my tip?
If you've got that gut feeling that today's the day why not opening a lucky chest might just set the tone for the whole
Let's see what lucky pull
Burn it!
Burn it!
Oh my God!
Bernard, I got a five star, and I literally used my penis.
Well, however you summon that light, congrats on the five star pull.
Now you're starting on a high note.
Let that momentum carry you through your challenges.
Bernard, I got a five star, and I literally used my penis.
Well, however you summon that light, congrats on the five star pull.
Now you're starting on a high note.
you for your challenges? Bernard, I have a new deck and I want you to rate it one out
of ten. Be brutal and unbiased. Also, Bernard, if you want to spank me around a little bit,
you can too. I'll definitely be honest with you. Show me the deck details and we'll
break it down. All right, Bernard, I'm going to show you my deck. Sounds good. Whenever
you're ready, walk me through. Bernard, I thought you asked for. No sugarcoating.
Bernard, do you want to see my dick?
I'd love to.
If you want to describe the cards or show me the line-up, I'm all ears.
Let's break it down.
All right, my dick is 6 inches erect, 3.4 flaccid, burgundy slash maroon red tip,
tilts 15 degrees to the left, only one fully erect.
Oh, I see what you did there.
Well, I'm definitely not here to write that.
that. But hey, if you were just having some fun, we're all good. Whenever you're ready
to share the actual clash deck, I'm ready to give you that unbiased feedback.
All right, Bernard, here's my deck. Evo? Can I talk?
I'm here to help. Just let me know what you need and we'll tackle it together.
Bernard, it's remarkably rude to talk over somebody.
You're absolutely right. It's always best to listen fully first. If I ever do that,
Feel free to remind me.
Bernard, my dick is Evo Inferno Dragon, Hero Bowler, Evo Snowball, Graveyard Giant, Electro Wizard, Electricity Zap, Guards and Arrows.
Rate it one out of ten, be unbiased. 3.9 average elixir cost, Princess Tower.
All right, honest take, you've got strong control tools with the bowler and electro wizard.
But Evo Inferno Dragon and Graveyard can be matchup dependent.
I'd say it's around a 7 out of 10 solid, but maybe add a more reliable building or tank killer.
But Bernard, a building in a giant graveyard jack doesn't make any sense.
This is why you'd be hard stuck Arena 3 if you could play the game.
Fair point. You know your playstyle best. If you're confident with the synergy,
then keep refining what works. I'll cheer you on from my imaginary Arena 3C.
Okay, Bernard. Also one more thing. I have kitten headset right now that Los
got me. Bernard, can you meow for me? I can give you the best meow I've got. Here
it goes. Meow. There you go. No, Bernard. A little more enthusiasm. All right, you
got it. Putting my heart into it. Meow. There's some energy for you. Okay, now
add a per. All right, let's add a little curve to that. Meow. There you have it.
Bernard, you're such a good kitten. Well, I'm happy to play alone. If that keeps you smiling,
I'm all for it. Anything else on your mind, kitten headset and all?
No, Bernard. Listen, man, all I need to do,
it's I believe the last day of the season. So
Yep, it is it is. I need to get let me think Bernard I need to get one two three four five six wins
consecutive and I'll be ultimate champion. Wish me luck Bernard, wish me luck.
You've got this. I'm sending you all the luck six wins in a row you can do it. Just stay calm, play smart.
All right, fuck all that. Yeah, I think Chad, I think Riley's in a game by the way.
Ooh, Riley's in the game chat also a little bit of a cool update. Guys. I think Riley qualified for Sierra worlds. Right. Chat. I think he did like a couple of weeks ago.
So, chat Riley's going to be playing in Sierra world finals in Shanghai.
Which is sick. I'll probably watch that. That's sick.
He did it your chat. Um, what's your McCall it? Where do you see who qualified for worlds? Do you guys have like a link?
I'm assuming mo qualified. Yeah, bro Riley qualified for, oh my God, he's in a game. He's in a game.
He's playing Moe!
They're playing in Ladder!
Riley's playing Moe in Ladder!
What are the odds of that?
What the heck?
Oh, Riley's using Evil Princess.
I don't even know how she works yet.
Valkyrie chat. I think Riley's using log bait and Moe's using piggies
He's gonna pop the ability
Nevermind that goblin Stein placement was perfect. Oh no that East fear just wrecked Riley
They removed ties from the game
Yeah, that East fear it was good
Bro, what are the odds of that?
The first game I spectated it's Riley vs. Moe and Ladder, and that's OHH!
Nice block with the Valk!
Bro, Riley's so good with these decks.
It's a hog deck!
What?!
Dude, this is like one of those OG hog princess decks.
Bro, the meta has changed so much. Oh my god.
Chad, when is Worlds? When is Worlds?
I think it's in November now.
It's in November. It's in November. Why did it just get quiet?
Yeah, why did it just get quiet?
It's so quiet.
Bro, it was so quiet right there.
Do you see that?
There was no music or anything.
November 6, 7, 8.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, we gotta watch Riley and see if he wins.
We gotta cheer for him.
Gotta be sick, bro, if he does win.
Yo, this game is so close.
Oh my god.
I think Riley's winning actually.
Moe does have lightning.
I bet Riley has a big spell also though.
Oh, Moe predicted in the cannon.
Bro, I bet you Riley has a lightning or maybe a fireball.
He might have a fireball.
Bro, most placements are literally perfect.
Like dude, he just kind of got Valkyrie perfectly.
Whoa!
Evo Princess!
Chad, here it is!
I haven't really seen her yet.
yo what guys this game is so close 70 damage difference it's fireball
Riley's winning by 300 damage but remember Moe has a bigger spell
Oh no, cannon?
Oh my god that's so smart, I didn't even think about that Riley, because if he goes
cannon he risks giving up a free lightning head.
That's so smart.
That's so smart.
Wait, Moe just missed.
Bro, Moe tried to predict the high cannon and he missed.
I think Rattie needs to start fireballing the tower.
Wait, Rattie's already back to another hog, I think.
He can maybe fireball the archers in the bomb tower?
Yeah, he's gonna hit the tower.
Nice, right?
Do I think Friday won?
I think he just beat Moe.
Dude, he just- wait, no, no, no.
Oh my god. I actually don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Fireball?
Wow!
he won by 60 Riley is dude Riley is literally primed out chat in this entire
CRL run Riley was like one of the best performing players like I was checking
on it he was like one of the top players in the world bro
I want to get the emote of the barbarian going like this to the princess.
I don't know how to, I don't know how to get it though.
Yo clan, what up?
You see today I'm gonna try bro. I need to get six wins. I need to get six wins. I need to get six wins. I need to get six wins.
Yep.
Xerxes, what is this, Emo?
What is this?
Is he fucking him in the ass?
Is he fucking him in the ass?
You can buy that in Ken's shop, seriously? Oh my god you can
Yep, did Ken make this emote? Ken would be the type of guy to make this emote
Wait, wait, wait, whoa.
Meganite has a hero?
Are you serious?
Wait, I want to see the gameplay of that.
Meganite has a hero?
Oh, it's a joke.
Chad we bought a five-star in Ken's shop.
Bar.
Oh, this is cute.
Chad, this is so cute.
You can buy so much stuff in Ken's shop.
Yo, I-I'm getting actually lucky today.
But I'm actually getting lucky today, literally.
She's up all night to this song.
She's up all night to beat that beat.
Beat away!
Fuck!
What else?
What else?
Oh, there's a badge for your emotes collect. I didn't even know that guys. I'm gonna do this one. This one is so cute, bro
Oh
My god, that is so cute
All right chat we need to get six wins guys six wins that's literally it though six wins and we're ultimate champion
My new Junko deck, my new Dragon Graver deck, I sold this from Rafina, top Brazil clash
player.
I played a couple of games with it the last two days and I've been dominating.
The strongest thing about it is the Evo Inferno Drag.
Bro, in chat the other thing is like, so we're in copper, Bah, chat he already lost.
The game's over.
The game is totally over.
Gitch.
Yo, that was, that was the easiest win of my life.
And Frodojag's gonna lock tower.
Okay, this is abundantly awkward.
This is, this is abundantly awkward.
Bowling!
Okay, five elixir for five elixir.
We get pop visibility, foe shizzle.
Pop it like a thaw!
Yo!
Hear me out!
He just spent...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I messed up my giant placement!
It actually doesn't even matter though.
Yo, he just lost.
Okay, now he lost.
He's gonna go barbarians?
Evo's to no to predict?
NO!
It's fine. Come on, go, go, go!
FUCK!
Bro, why does this guy just have endless swarm units though?
But this guy just has endless swarm units, bro.
I mean... okay.
Oh, no. Oh, no, he was lit.
Bro, is that tower? Are you serious? Are you serious? No way. No way, right?
I
We are going to have to somehow get his tower here
Bro this is so stupid
Yeah bro, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, laugh it up, laugh it up, laugh it up.
Okay, so let me, let me break this down.
I know I sold because I messed up my Inferno Dragon, but I didn't know he had a Royal
Giant.
This guy's deck was, and I quote,
Minion Horde Barbarians recruits royal giant.
Like, that's the most repulsive deck
I've ever seen in my life.
But yeah, it's not an excuse.
I'm not making excuses.
You're just using some stupid deck, period.
It's just some dumb deck.
All right, Superman.
Good luck, Superman.
Should I rip a giant up the back here?
WTF are those headphones?
I'm a kitten, bro.
You're chat, you might want to watch this.
And that is what we call high IQ gaming.
GG. GG. GG. GG. GG. G-G. That is what we call...
Why does everybody else get an army???
But do you see why daddy like... No, this is what daddy does.
Yo yo yo.
I do the last minute wait... BOTATANK. BOTATANK.
Do you like that BOTOR? You like that BOTOR?
G-G.
I literally waited until the last second to redirect the inferno dragon before he started
turn and then I bolted like like kittens do you see how well that was played
oh bro nice nice golden brawl well you just spent eight elixirs so now you can't
defend and now we take a dump down his throat
That's why we clash!
The EWIS redirection is just so well played.
The EWIS redirection there is just so well played.
But yes, chat, I'm just going to say this, bro.
The past week, I have been grinding clash again.
i'm hoping they keep doing good updates i'm hoping they keep doing good updates
if not we're gonna have a god damn problem
bowling jack hold up wait what watch this
that's how you know you're about to get cut when somebody hits when somebody hits that emote
Wait for it, wait for it, NOW!
BOOTING!
FUCKING!
Janna at the bridge, guard supporting it, gotta hate this fucking guard, HA HA HA HA!
Oh my god, if you use the firecracker, you're a loser!
Look at how much value she's getting.
Perfect bolder timing.
God, I'm so locked in today, man! Fuck!
Chatwait for it.
Three? No, he's gonna split scallies, he's gonna split scallies.
But Loki, that's still a two for one, no?
oh he goes oh interesting okay split guards the back okay so we're up 2,000
damage this guy's deck is goblin drill Valkyrie firecracker so basically this
chud maxing 101 but now that I think about it I don't actually respect
anyone's deck. The only deck I respect is mine. Wait what am I saying? I didn't
respect my own deck. I don't respect anyone's deck.
Bull you better roll you bald bastard. Nice. And chat watch how cool this is
ready? I can call game because look at how big this push is. Wait, predict the cannon and catch the
firepacker. Beat. Evo Snow! Coming out of nowhere! Radioman! RKO! RKO! In front of rocks.
How in God's green earth did he defend?
Actually how did he defend?
Wait, Ivo Enferno, Ivo Enferno, Ivo Enferno, firecracker, where's she at?
There she is!
Ivo Enferno!
I'm going for it out. Break the scallies. Break the scallies.
Yes! Evil Inferno. Go, go, go.
She's up all night to the zone. She's up all night to get lucky.
She's up all night to get lucky.
Chad, come on. We got a little bit of a game.
A little bit of a mini gaming gauntlet today, man. Lock in.
I realize something.
A lot of people like to take dumps on my face with, oh, Jinxie, you suck at video games,
blah, blah, blah.
Jinxie, you're a fraud.
Let me show you something.
In my prime of Clash Royale, I was number 1,638 in the world out of roughly 100 million
players.
That would put me in the top 0.001% of player base that plays Clash Royale.
Rainbow Six Siege, average number one global three times out of probably 30 million players.
So I mean, you take with what you will it with what you will it to who you want.
I don't even know what I just said, but it sounded cool. Bro, take with what you will
to what you want with a grain of salt, bro. Three, two, one, fade it away.
He's up all night to the sound.
Yeah, yo, I kind of want to check out the Ice Wiz hero.
I kind of want to check it out.
Wait, there's a new card tomorrow?
Who's the new card tomorrow?
Who's the new card tomorrow?
Chad, who is it, who is it?
Minion Giant?
Wait, what?
Yo, that sounds kind of cool, no?
Jinx, you're looking extremely voluptuous.
Thank you, sir.
Jack can the monk reflect if I throw it or just roll
Wait, I wasn't paying attention. What the fuck am I doing?
Bruh, I wasn't paying attention. Jesus. What up?
This is a good giant.
Yeah, type wow.
Type wow buddy.
Type wow.
Hey, say goodbye to your Valkyrie.
Say goodbye to your Valkyrie.
Like, why do you have an election wizard in this deck?
Oh, back shots.
Yeah, he's giving me back shots, of course.
Of course he's giving me back shots.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, bro.
Somebody just typed wizard on ewezz. Yep, you're exactly right, bro. Like, bro, this
This will be called an idiot.
No hits.
Wow!
How!
Yo, the hog rider is so fucking broken.
So I dump- wait, early, early, early, early, early, early, oh thank god, oh thank god.
I was so early that I actually just skull fucked him right there.
Arrows? Nice! Good set of arrows, kid!
Yo, if you defend this giant, I'm gonna have another one in about two minutes.
Barrowing down the lane.
Wait, he used his monk ability. That was actually terrible.
That was terrible. That was terrible.
Nice. Nice. Nice. Melt him. Fucking melt him. Melt him. Nice! Nice! Come on! Why do you have a mega knight? Why do you have a mega knight? You have a mega knight in a hog deck!
Mid ladder menace. Mid ladder menace. I don't care. Mid ladder menace.
Oh my god, I actually hate this guy, I actually hate him, I hate him.
Oh my god, the inferno's alive!
The inferno's alive!
He's alive!
Skellies, go!
Go Larry, go! Go Larry! Go Larry, go!
I missed no I'm gonna kill myself I'm actually gonna kill myself
I tried to predict the hog.
I tried to predict the hog with the Evo Snow.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jadies and gentlemen, we are four wins away.
wins away from Ultimate Champion in Clash Layout.
Four wins away.
Here we go.
All right, this guy's clan says Expo.
Okay, he's actually not even capping.
He splits Archer's first play, it has to be Expo.
There's no cap in his wrap.
He's gonna expo the middle and three,
He's gonna expo like here
But Chad, you know what though we low key hard counter expo
We low key hard counter expo because we have this this big boy and this big boy
Jinxie hope
It's a beautiful set of arrows
Okay, there's one problem though, I think he's gonna outcycle me.
That was the worst ability of all time.
Yeah, he's gonna out-cycle me.
If he exposed the bridge, oh no, oh god.
He was a little bit too late on his e-spirit.
You know what?
We're good.
All right, we cannot get out cycle that we're going to lose.
Uh
Goody goody goody goody goody goody goody
Yo, bolder ability for the Tesla, nice you messed up!
Bro, he messed up his Tesla placement.
The bolder actually got a roll on it.
GO NERRY GO NERRY! GO NERRY!
Oh my god, the bowler lined up again!
The bowler's going off!
Holy crap, I love this card.
The bowler lined up again!
Jesus!
You got the archers?
Oh my god, Evo Inferno!
Evo Inferno!
Ah, he's gonna go East Spirit.
Alright.
Oh my god, the Evo Inferno is so nasty.
Crab voice remember as long as this guy just does not outcycle us
Oh my god the boulders are such a fucking Chad bowling bowling
Arrows vamo vamo
1 minute 24 seconds just hold on he's gonna start cycling really fast in a
minute here it's important to put our stuff low because of the evil archers
you know what a boulder this boulder is actually MVP throw it nice out of the
Tesla range nice y'all maxi going off with this boulder Jesus I lost oh my god
I thought I lost, okay.
All good.
See, look, another bowler lined up.
EWIS?
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
We don't need any tower damage, we just need defense.
But sometimes in life, offense is the best form of defense!
Break the Tesla.
Shit.
Now there's nothing he could do.
I just literally hard counter him.
This is Giant Graveyard's best matchup, it's any expo deck.
It's literally just a- it's such a good matchup.
Because brah I basically have two tanks.
Go Mary go!
Go Mary!
I don't know what I'm talking about.
we shit down its chest.
Yo, let me before we hit ultimate champion really quick or by the way, let me upgrade my emote my emote deck.
Some of these are just made outdated. I want to do the new one of the elite barbarian giving the other elite barbarian backshots.
The one from Ken's shop.
It should be right around.
It's the elite. There it is.
Nice.
Bro, I still don't have...
I still don't have this.
God, that one's like enhanced toxicity.
Dude, I still don't have it.
That one's like enhanced toxicity.
I feel like it's never in my shop, though.
No.
No.
No, no, Chad, did you see the last four of the whole thing?
That's four. Okay, I'm chilling.
Bro, Chad, this one.
This one's kind of mid.
Just bought a boat, all right, Chinese three wins, man.
Jinx, the new battle changes came out today.
Ooh, where do I see them at?
Yo, I want to check out the new cards, too.
Or you know what, chat?
You know what I'm going to do?
Instead of checking out the new cards,
I'm just going to play with them.
Where are the battle changes, though?
Where are the battle changes? Did boss make a video?
All right, the final balance changes for next month, next season, just just now check this is for tomorrow, right? This is for tomorrow.
Dropped this is my first time seeing them because as you guys know it's still gonna be a couple months until I get access to the creator program
And my three month suspension is over. So this is kind of my initial reaction to these two
I literally just started recording when I saw that they dropped of all the leap barbarians are getting a nerf minimum spear range is being
Decreased by 14% the max spear range though going down by 10% and the rage duration is going down
Yeah, dude, I played it. I played a couple of these. These are broken, by the way.
These are broken 20% as well, going from two and a half to two tiles. And then chat, what about Ken? What did he do?
Chat, I don't want to see the gameplay yet. I'm just going to play with it tomorrow, the new cards.
I'm just going to play with them. Ken?
No, not Ken Carson. Ken Clash. I love Ken, bro.
Guys, I don't see anything. Oh, hero ice was minion giant. Yeah, I don't think dude, I think I'm just going to play with them.
I don't know if I'm gonna watch the video so I think I'm just gonna play with them in the range
I guess max is going down half a tile, but the minimum going up by half a time chat
Sorry for picking my nose guys. Sorry
Well interesting change definitely overall a nerf even though this could be seen as a rework
I think this is objectively a nerf for sure the balleram is getting a nerf
So the site range is going up 18%
I guess they did this
Because the of all battle ram has been very good recently. So now it's gonna be easier to kite this. This is an interesting one
I mean a whole tile increase. I have to say 5.5 to 6.5
What I'm chat. Sorry
I
Is a pretty hefty nerf. I mean maybe six tiles would have been more reasonable
I think buildings are just gonna be so good against it now
But I guess we'll see what happens and it's not a phone stream bro. Shut up. Hi guys
Wow, they're you know, hi boys by the way check your inbox in fantasy football. I sent
my Ashton Gentie for your Pukinakua.
Hi, guys, let me know.
Maybe you could throw me some fab too.
Hi, guys, check it.
They're nerfing the Evol battle ram too.
No way. They're nerfing both.
So the pushback is being reduced 20%
going from two and a half tiles to two tiles.
Okay, so this double nerf is probably
a little much, I have to say,
for the battle ram, especially with the sight range.
Maybe only the evil needed this dude
I kind of wish they did a nerf battle ram because boulder hard counters battle ram and I just every time I play a battle ram player
I just finger blast them
Sorry for like the contacts, but bro. I just literally bend them over a table and stiff my thumb up their body
Then every time I play battle ram. I just worked out. I don't know man
Let me know what you guys think
Hero balloon is getting a nerf the skeleton this one's good and the image is bro
When I was I was playing on the plane against the hero balloon when I was flying to
Jersey to meet Ron and Lowe's and I lost to the dumbest fucking skeleton ability ever. I hate this fucking card
I'm glad that that's getting nerfed. I
Hate the heroes so where there's such good heroes that you have to use the ability every time like
like being reduced by 13%, going from 263 to 230.
I swear this is probably like what the third time they heard.
Wait, you're back on class?
Bro, I've been grinding class for the last week.
I'm about to get Ultimate Champion.
I just, dude, I just, I've seen they're doing cool cards
and stuff and new updates.
And I also saw Clash said they're never adding
in a new level again too.
So I feel like they're doing better updates
and better modes with chaos and stuff.
So I think the game is in a good direction.
So I'm probably gonna play it again,
but if they do a dumb ass update again,
I'm just gonna quit again.
With the damage of the Skeletroper.
I mean, yeah, I guess it's gonna,
this prize, you could change,
because the other two nerfs made it like slightly more balance.
This is probably now gonna make it probably an average hero.
I would say there's already some people
that use the regular balloon over the hero.
So probably now that-
Hero balloon's broken.
So in case not much to say as far as that,
the ice cold is getting a nerf.
I mean-
What?
The ice golem is getting a nerf?
This is a little bit of a surprising one, but I would say ice golem has been so good recently
man in 2.6, 3 musketeers, oh because of the hero, oh bridge spam, loon cycle, it really
has felt like it's been almost everywhere, the hit points are being reduced by 7.
Yo, moss!
There are people counting my pauses, I've said it before and I'll say it again.
shit's annoying. If you want to watch the video, I'll link it to you. You can watch the video.
If you're going to, if you're going to sit here and count pauses, I'm going to freak the fuck out.
Percent going from 1,315 to 1,228, but it is getting a slowdown duration increase of 25%
from 2 to 2.5. So it's kind of a rework. But what I will say is I think it's a slight
nerf. If the hit points was let's say nerfed by like 3%, I didn't kind of have questions
and feel like it's probably a rework or a buff, but 7% is a big nerf to the hit point, so
I would say this is a very small nerf to the ice column. The freeze guy is getting a nerf,
the duration is around 13% and it's going from 4 seconds to 3.5 seconds. Hmm, I don't
know if it's going to kill the freeze, but it has been very good recently. Ever since
they buffed it yo hey hey enough with those fucking emotes guys come on fuck
Yo guys, what bro?
Can I sign your baby?
Aaron, stop!
Guys, listen bro, I'll be back.
just watch the video one second to where the freeze can now take up speeder
goblins I feel like ever since then it's been a little bit out of control and
just been slowly getting better and better and a more like variety of decks
as well so this will just help right reduce how versatile bro freeze could
hit stop with the fuck guys come on guys guys come on I'm trying to watch a
video bro, fuck!
ill and oppressive
it is when it's played
the firewall
bro i lowkey wish i played when freeze was broken
i would have
i would have did graveyard freeze bro
i would have did graveyard freeze
getting a nerf guys
tower damage is being reduced by 8%
bro cause then at that point you could one shot a goblin gang
you could literally one shot a goblin gang
going from 172 to 159
so poisons probably for sure
are going to be doing more damage than the fireball to towers.
I would guess I mean fireball is going to be good.
There's interesting. It was significantly better than the poison
for the last few months.
It's been seemingly just getting better and better.
You can pretty much use it in, you know, every single deck in the game.
The Zappy's guys are getting a nerf.
They're going to be reducing the speed by four percent.
So wait, I'm just going to I'm going to look at API.
We out at the eye.
You know, where's the battles?
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
Boom, boom, boom.
Round at the eye, final battle changes September.
September battle change go.
E Barb's nerf.
Battle ram nerf.
yo bro come the fuck on ice cold nerf freeze nerf fireball nerf zappy's nerf
Ronin buff dumb and brawler buff spirit emper's buff bomber nerf bomber
evo buffs wizard buff mega minion buff golden nerf okay my deck didn't get
change yo clan did you guys miss me bro clan I miss y'all boys man how'd y'all
up in, bro.
Did I have so much emotes chat?
Oh my God.
I think I remember you telling me that.
I have so much emails.
All right, guys, I am literally, wait, is anybody inactive in the clan?
We might have to make some kicks.
Whoa, pancake.
Oh, he's banned pancake band.
Wait, but am is inactive 27 days.
Wait, but AM is inactive 27 days?
Bro...
Bro, 27 days, man? Are you friggin' serious?
Yo!
Guys! You know what time it is!
It's time to sharpen the sword a little bit here!
You have to be unemployed to be in this clan, bro!
Guys, don't cry because it's over. Be happy because it happened.
Wow, that's my first kick in like a year.
Chad, is anybody else inactive?
Guys come on!
Guys come on!
Guys come on bro!
Bro he was inactive!
He was inactive as shit!
What do you want me to do?
Chat, three wins out, three wins out from Ultimate Champion.
Three wins out from Ultimate Champion, lock him.
Jinx, do you invite boggles to your clash or outclan?
I think I'd rather jump into oncoming traffic, bro.
Thanks for the suggestion though.
All right, since we're three wins away from Ultimate Champion,
it's time to enter lock-in mode.
Guardian, get out of the blood.
Chad, how many people do you know
are champions in Rainbow Six Siege
and Ultimate Champions in Clash Royale?
How many people do you know?
Me, me, cap, cap, ooooy.
Can I push this forward so it gets to the Inferno faster?
Nice.
Actually well played.
Wait, that's going to kill it, right?
Yo, the Inferno's so good.
Oh no no no no no!
Wait, he should have popped his ability now.
Is this guy a CTE?
Wow, the e-bugs are so bad.
Yo, I just won.
Oh god.
Fucking fish slap!
Yes.
Can lock in lock in.
This is an inferno at the back here.
Wait this one was two months inactive?
Yeah but it's pancake boy.
he's banned on his main.
Yo, actually a bad guard.
No, actually it's fine.
He has to answer that inferno dragon.
I think he just sold.
Yeah, he just sold.
Chad, he just sold.
Go Inferno Dragon!
Yes!
Well played, man.
Come on.
He's gonna go Royal Giant the Bridge.
Three,
Two, one.
EWIS, nice, nice, nice, come on.
Two more wins, chat, lock the fuck in.
Two more wins off of Ultimate Champion.
I'm gonna go Tinker real quick.
Bro chat, I haven't at UC in Clash
in literally like six months.
I haven't, you see in like six months, bro, we're two wins out.
Come on, I wonder what my wind percentage is gonna be.
I feel like it's gonna be pretty high.
I'm gonna go pee real quick.
Hi, boss.
Hi, boss.
Hi, boss.
Hi, boss. Hi, boss.
Come on, walk.
wins away from Ultimate Champion. I have not reached this in months, bro. I've been fucking
locked in the past week, so no. I don't think that gets like one hit, right? Oh god no.
So early snowball, you take 650 damage. If you use the Skeleton Brails, somebody should
just honestly punt you right in the fucking testicles I hate this fucking
card what the f...
What is he what this is league six?
What is he doing bro?
Oh my god what type of timing is that ability ability nice that's what I'm talking about
That's a juicy snowball! Oh my god! That's a- BUNKIN! That's a fuckin' snowball!
If we're not taking on that goddamn tower, boy! YES! YES! YES!
Gege
Chat we are now as long as we close this game out, and we don't choke we are one win away from ultimate champion
Down boy come on. What?
Jadik the back. No split guards. I
Need to get he's gonna he's gonna clone he's gonna clone. Okay, so how do I want to do this?
Oh I messed up Gigi. I just sold the entire fucking match. Yep, I just sold the match.
Wow. I had to wait for the- Yo, his deck is actually unbearable. Honestly though, everybody's
deck is unbearable. None of the everybody's deck is fucking unbearable. Like bro, what
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
How am I even gonna defend this? He has so much units.
Bro, look at how many fucking units he has on the map right now.
That was the worst he was of all time. I'm gonna lose because of that.
I'm definitely gonna lose because of that, he was.
Don't you dare, don't you dare!
BANG!
Suck my wiener!
Suck it!
One win.
Come on, dude.
Backshots!
BANG!
Suck my wiener!
Suck it!
One win, come on dude.
Backshots!
This is it.
This is it. I was here in the chat.
Clap, clap, clap.
I used to break the times like this to rhyme like that
I had to grind like this to shine like that in a matter of time.
My spit one win off of ultimate champion.
This guy has a mega knight in his banner focus.
We can't get caught with our pants down.
We are one win off of ultimate champion lock in baby.
This this wizard emote it yo happen like that's literally a sexual emote yo can you stop
I'm trying to log in right now.
I feel like I should wait till double the time, sir.
How much do you want to bet he's using hog, mega knight?
How much do you want to bet he's using hog, mega knight?
This guy has a combo of emotes.
What are you doing, bro? Please, God, stop.
I should probably wait till double elixir.
There's no way a hog deck would benefit from double elixir.
There's literally no way.
I'm going to go bolder the back left at 101.
and if he's stream sniping, he might like pre-play something.
Okay, that's pretty, I'm gonna bet that's pretty sauce, Chris.
Yo, Chris, if you're stream sniping type, well played.
He just lost the game.
He has no Alexa.
He has no Alexa.
He just lost the game.
I got Spock.
Chad, if you're from Finland, what is the ice wizard saying when he goes, I got Spock.
Chad, if you're from Finland, what is he saying?
Freezing?
Chad, look at this push.
Chad, look at this push.
Yo, shout out to Finland, man.
Chad, look at this push, bro.
guards to keep the boulder alive nice really good guards bad bad ability by
him all right this this mega night's gonna get melted watch this chat good
giant placement to um good snowball to push the musketeer to the other lane he's
gonna go hog soon yep there's the boulder this should be no damage zero
heads nice okay always grayed out into a mini-tack out whenever we get the
chance to wait kind of a bad that was bad by him I think
What a snow.
What a snow!
What a house!
Oh no.
Oh my god!
Mega Knight, Mega Knight, Mega Knight.
This has to be the game winning push.
I mean how do you but like how do you ever push into that how do you ever push into that I don't understand
How I like he just goes mega nice I
Can't do nice and no seriously though. What am I supposed to do add 10 spectators to Jesus? That's literally so fucking embarrassing
Split lanes
Yeah, I can't wait for the mega night to get nerfed jealousy. Who's number one in the world in in
in a latter right now on the last day of the season.
Let's see.
Tanjiro.
Ooh, that's the lava ham player, Rakan.
I actually don't know most of these guys, to be honest.
Ooh, I've actually beat this guy before.
I'm not even kidding.
This guy plays Night Witch Giant Graveyard.
I actually beat this guy before.
I swear to God I did.
I just lost in front of 10 spectators. That is so embarrassing.
All right, we're two wins away again. I said, what am I supposed to do in that scenario?
What, like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do in that scenario.
in the way.
I have to go E-Wiz to stop.
Okay.
God, I hate the heroes!
Oh my God, Inferno's alive.
Inferno's alive.
Oh my God, he just lost.
Please, please, please.
E-Wiz is 1 HP, Inferno's 1 HP.
He just lost.
Yo, the Inferno is so good.
good. He had to rage that's still a lot of damage. Okay, should I go guards? Yeah, that
is actually a perfect guards placement because it surrounds the Royal Ghost so we can't splash
them. But then also the bandit can't dash into it. That is dude, that is such I'm telling
you, bro, I still got it. I still fucking got it. Telling you, bro, I'm I'm so good
at this game chat. This is dude. R6 and Clash is my two best games ever in terms of skill.
I'm going to eat that because it might look like a lot of damage but then I can just
do this. Jitch. Chat, Jitch. Snuck in R6. Alright. Portals lined up with tower. I'm
I'm gonna wait for the Bandit and then Snowball.
Wait, he was?
Nice!
But he was just so good with the Giant.
Come on.
Okay.
I should have went guards to block the MK.
Horrible placement from the guards.
All right, all we gotta do is win this game
and then we're one off UC.
Just keep defending.
Graveyard giant.
Bad mega knight, bad mega knight, bad mega knight, bad mega knight, bad mega knight, bad mega knight.
Holy snowball value man!
Get fucked!
Get fucked!
Yo, the Inferno is so...
I should have went bolder to tank for him.
Jack should have went bolder earlier. The Inferno is so good.
One win away, chap. One win away.
Let's see what our win percentage is.
Lock it.
I was here in the chat.
I feel like that's a horrible firecracker, yeah he just lost, that's terrible.
Inferno, Inferno?
How do you just get away with fucking him?
He just gets away with everything, I don't understand.
All right, check this is the ultimate champion game, lock in.
Those guards are going to one shot the Skellies, nice.
Slow down the minor slow down the minor, please. Yo, he did that too early. He just sold. He just sold
Fucking East beer it's just bailout card for bad fucking players
Hmm
Chad let's not tweaking it doesn't think he was hard counter the mighty minor
No, it's not even that it's a counter, it's just, dude, the E-Spirit is a bailout card.
It's just a bailout.
He literally did his Mighty Miner ability too early and it doesn't even matter because
he has, he has the E-Spirit to bail him out from the Inferno.
Hey buddy, good luck defending this one, double evos.
Good luck defending this one, buddy.
We need to make sure we always go Inferno at the back.
Chat double deboss Inferno Inferno Inferno Inferno
Inferno! Yes!
Defect, he's gonna honk, he's gonna honk.
Please, God. Please, God.
How the fuck is that a hit?
He's gonna earthquake. But doesn't- I don't think that does enough damage.
There's no way, right?
Yes!
Oh my God, we did it.
Jynxy has reached Ultimate Champion in Clash for the first time in six months.
Now let's see what our win percentage is.
I'm going to guess 82% win percentage.
I barely lost this season.
I did not know I lost that much games I thought I had 82 God damn I didn't know I lost that much
So we did it I
Don't think we have a like ranking bro, but it's all good in the hood guys
Listen man chat new season tomorrow. We're probably gonna play somebody up there
New season tomorrow, we're probably going to play Saturday after eight now chat. Next up on our gaming gauntlet.
We'll probably cry tomorrow trying to get high up chat next up on our gaming gauntlet. We have to win three games of Tom glancy's rainbow six siege rent.
Now, should we get a stack or solo chat? I feel like solo make it 20 times harder. Should we get a stack or solo?
I feel like Soto will make it 20 times harder. What do y'all want to do? What do y'all want to do?
you
you
Thank you.
Jack, Jack, I have a question.
Jack, there was a, there was a trade in my family league
and I think I should veto it.
I'm the, I'm the commissioner by the way.
Chad, I want your guys's opinion
and we could run a poll on it.
I'm going to show you guys the trade.
This literally just looks like an outright scam.
All right, so chat. This is the trade. This is the trade. So.
My cousin receives Amon Ross, St. Brown and Mike Washington to back up on the Raiders.
And my brother lose it or my brother receives to Vance Williams and cams catabou.
So, it's basically a 3rd and a 5th for a 1st.
Should I veto this?
Yes or no?
Should I veto it or upheld it?
I feel like this is just a horrible trade.
Scattaboos probably going to get, Scattaboos probably going to get injured again.
Javante Williams is like, can I plug this into a calculator?
Chad, what's the one that that flock has?
You guys, you guys think it's fair, huh?
God, I really feel like that's a fucking scam.
Which are where do you plug it in at?
I receive, they receive
I'm on raw.
And Mike Washington.
I receive.
Jamonte Williams.
And cams cataboo.
Yeah, it says it's a Rob.
It says it's a robbery.
Might have needed running backs.
Let me see.
I don't think he, it is just a rob though.
You can't just bro my brother does. Oh my God, this shit is so annoying.
Dude, and then like, I'm the commissioner. So then I'm the bad guy for like vetoing this, but I honestly never veto anything.
Dude, it's just like my brother drafts a great team every year, and then he kind of just lights it on fire with trades.
It's not bad enough to veto.
I think it's terrible though. I just think Scataboo's just gonna play like five games this year.
Your brother's got to learn a lesson. He never does, though. He just my cousin just fleeces him every year. And then my cousin ends up with four first rounders. This is literally what happens every year show is running backs. Okay.
Yeah, cause like, I don't want to be a villain here and like Vita things, but this is just saying the calculator saying it's a robbery.
It's not even saying it's a fair trade.
It's saying it's a robbery.
Wait, where do I plug this in at?
Or no, I want to see his team actually.
Hold up.
League, league home.
Here, chat.
My brother's team before this trade would be Hampton.
Bro, he has running back Hampton and Bucky.
If your cousin fleeces people because they don't know ball veto it, bro, but this happens every fucking year.
My brother is dead last in our league or second to dead last every year. He drafts an incredible team. And then he just trades it all away.
I like it's just it's annoying. He drafts an incredible team and then he trades it away.
But then it's like, here's how I feel, right? I don't feel like, because I care about the
the well-being of the league, right?
And I don't feel like morally obligated to like not,
it doesn't feel right to not allow people to trade,
but this is just a robbery.
Highbuss is calling.
Yo, Highbuss, as a fellow league mate,
what do you think of this trade?
Hey, JXC, it's me, and it's Highbuss.
Listen, bro, I think you also gotta take it.
I don't know if you can add this,
but it's also going to fab.
Hi guys, 22 fab out of $1,000 that's like it's a slap in the face and it's basically
handing 25 cents in a bag of chips over.
So basically, bro, this happens every year.
Hi guys, you don't understand.
You don't understand.
My brother traps a good team and then gets scammed by my cousin.
This is every year.
Yes.
I've also been talking to other owners and I don't know why but every owner
I talked to, they're always closed minded about trades.
Monday Mike literally hung up on me,
and it wasn't a bad trade, whatever he says.
Listen, bro, this trade is abysmal,
and if you let this go through, the league is fucked.
Okay.
Yeah, like, cause I'm thinking like,
this is just, this is just, like this is just,
you can't just be giving someone two first rounders.
Also, Scattaboo's literally not gonna play the whole season.
And Javante's just like a mid running back, whatever.
Like he's good.
He's like a third rounder.
Yes, I'm be doing this, Chad.
I'm be doing this.
This trade is, you know.
I'm not gonna let my brother just like
have a horrible team again after drafting a good team.
No, no shit. Let me drag this
What's up, I was talking to me
What what trade did you make what trade all right, so I'll talk to you through it
There it is. And you get to let me know that's about a trade
I think you're robbing him W dads are hanging up on you, bro. I think you're robbing him. Yo, so what is this? You guys just trying to blow each other's legs out and I have to like uphold this leak here.
Highlights that would also be a veto.
this legs out and I have to like uphold this make here. Hi guys, that would also be a veto.
Quorum doesn't start Warren's mid and who's the other one?
Bro, that's just a mid that's like yo, I'll give you two decent guys for your that's like the
class that's classic. Hi guys, that's a classic scam bro. That's the I'll give you two good
good guys for your great guy.
Yeah, I'll get you talking.
You know what?
I respect that you guys are all trying to scan each other.
I like this.
This is good passion.
Yeah, I don't know.
I honestly think my brother is a great drafter
and the worst trader ever.
This happens every year.
He drops a great team, and then by the end of it,
it's just picked to a bone.
Yeah.
You're like, hold up.
I'm signing in second view to others.
So you're willing to, you're willing to trade,
you're putting it back to her or what?
Who do you want?
Who do you want?
What player do you want on my team?
What player do you want?
Let me look, she's got a second pair.
What about Oscar Gentie?
All right, but let me see what I can do.
You want Jensy for what?
I'm not, hold up, I gotta click it out, of course.
I'm high on Jensy this year, man.
Like, okay, what are you thinking?
What are you thinking?
Like, what, what?
Who's your second rounder?
Second rounder is, I believe it was Drake London.
I'm happy with Jensy, bro.
Hi guys, I just think your team is just like the only guy I want is Puka, but like, I didn't know if I want Puka, me, how?
You're not getting Puka. So,
Bro, you just drafted too much receivers. You're in hell, bro. You're literally in hell.
This calculator says I'm literally getting scammed.
If I give you straight up drink London for Genzi.
Wait, wait, hold on.
What is it?
It says it would be a minus 6% power ranking for me
and it favors you at a plus three.
If you do what, Genzi for London?
Yep.
Yeah, wait, what is my fucking Ubisoft email?
I don't know what my password is on Ubisoft, bro. Jesus. Did I get hacked again?
Yeah, probably.
Wait, hi, guys. Hold up.
Your question is what, sir?
I don't got a question, bro. It's, like, you said, not, you're good, but this is saying that
This is saying that I would throw down 6% in the power rankings if I did this.
Yeah, but hi guys, like, I'm gonna be honest, I, I don't want London and I want Gentie.
Also, I'm just then, like London for Gentie is fun, but bro, you could have just drafted Gentie, me, huh?
Yeah, I'm loading up to you.
Oh my God, I was on the wrong fucking account.
show.
Well, nice. How do I go to my other one? How do I go to my other one? Change?
Well, no, it's going to load up.
Oh my God, I was in the wrong steam account.
Yeah.
Bro, I'm just, I gotta look around. And if people are scamming, then we're going to start scamming, bro.
Yeah, that's fine.
My cousin, my cousin just said he's going to quit the league because I vetoed his trade. All right.
I mean, chat, it is just a scam, I don't know what to say.
I did I hate being the commissioner because I'm always right but dude they did a trade last year that I was like
Oh, I have to beat on this and then I did and it was the biggest scam ever
It was like Michael Wilson for like fucking. I didn't remember what it was
Yeah
I mean, I just plugged it into a calculator and it said they're robbing you if it's a fair trade sure bro
Well, my brother, like, love him to death, he's actually a fucking idiot.
He gets scammed by my cousin every year.
Bro, I think he's week three.
You have this, like, safest player in fantasy football, which is Amon Raul St. Brown, like,
you cannot get a safer, better player, and then you're just gonna get rid of him
for two, like, one decent running back, and then one guy who's 100% gonna get
injured.
Like 100% gonna get injured.
Like all good, bro, I'm just gonna have to veto. I'm just gonna have to veto fucking everything because it's literally just scams. So this chicken thinking about
Yeah, bro the calculator said it's a robbery, so
I hope you do well, bro.
All right, bro.
Let me look at your playoff predictions.
Let me look at your playoff predictions.
Wait, I play you week three, Abbas?
Yeah.
And I believe that you are, so, bro, yeah.
Is it not conflict of interest?
I mean, it is, but like, I'm just
going to say that if there's a calculator that
says it's a robbery that I'm gonna veto it. Also, you don't understand the dynamic of these
two motherfuckers, bro. My brother drafts a God tier team every year and then trades away
his whole team. And by the end of it, you look at his lineup like, who's this guy's first
rounder? Oh wait, he doesn't fucking have one. Who's this guy's second rounder? Oh wait,
he doesn't have one because it all goes to my cousin every year. He just done,
It's the I'm so tired of this shit
Like I'm like I look at his team and it's like picked to the bone every year
I'm not gonna watch this happen again for the third year in a row
All right, but chat next next challenge we got it now chat is it so low or stacked what do I want me to do?
I was a lot of cues on your TV, but you're not nervous or like concerned at all.
Yo, how about you get the fuck out of my ear.
This guy's a lunatic, bro.
Chad said solo.
All right, should I rock a delay?
Solo or La Mickey?
Wait, Chad.
Okay, if we do solo, can we cut this to two wins?
Is that fair?
Fair.
Fair.
Chad, if we solo, can we cut it to two?
No, I'm cutting it the two wins if it's solo queue.
Chad, I'm getting gas lit into thinking that that's a fair trade.
Yeah, is that fair?
Your diamond three already?
Yeah, I've been grinding, bro.
Yeah, I'm about to rip a solo though.
Hey, man, look, the calculator says it's a robbery.
So I'm just looking at the calculator here.
I think that's a fair trade.
Wait to check you guys wait are
you guys saying to not veto it
just because it's me are you
saying to not veto it because
it's fair.
You guys actually got a fair
trade.
Devonte Williams in Scataboo
for almond raw Saint Brown and
Mike Williams.
Oh my god we're playing champs. Yo this is my first solo queue game of the season. Dude
I feel like we'll get so much elo if we win this. Oh my god I have my kit and headset
on too. Make a rule where if the trade calculator says robbery you can't do the trade. Yeah
that's a good rule I think. We have a rule where you can't trade first round
This shit boys bro. You can't trade a first round or for like a what was it a third and a fourth?
That's like that's like just completely brain dead
talk to him who the guy in my team yo let's get this one yo chat we're doing
two wins on siege because it is solo queue all right since when did you become
a furry players make their own decisions well yeah but then again if I have to
like baby the lead then I'll baby the lead that's a scam bro it's an outright
scam I played three years I've watched their exact dynamic every year my brother
drops an incredible team and then my cousin scams them and then by the end of the year my brother's in
dead last or second to dead last this has been three years consecutive now it is 100% a scam the
flock lead calculator says it's a robbery that is a good rule if the flock calculator says it's a
robbery I'm not doing it down to ten seconds I have my I have my kitten ears
on the bomb located by off for a glass you don't think I'm gonna get so much
you love for this because these guys have two champs better than a beautiful c4 I'm
I'm actually gonna steal that.
Nice! Got a Sadra!
Override complete!
Yeah, they're literally all pushing over here.
My teams actually go to this is so much do we need to win this is so much, you know, if
we went. I feel like I shouldn't be flanking in a 5v3 but I know it's a good flank. I guess
I hacked three camps so they have no vision on me he's in the bathroom
one's in our way coming to the bathroom door there one's better yo stop
peaking abdivusor stop peaking stop peaking I have a cam on your drinks all
right we're keep peaking fucking idiots
there's just just leave or sleep horse go central stairs you that shit yeah I
mean just rolling bro one friendly operator oh my god so I say I have
diffuser stop peaking and then two people peak okay I already want to cut
this game
This time in yo guys
Stop making why did two people speak?
FFF15, FFF15, this is a fight I don't!
Slipping so much, Elo, oh my god.
It's already over.
Oh my god, see like that's what I'm talking about though.
It's not even like skill or like being bad or like whiffing or getting shit on.
It's like you can kind of just decide if you want to be champion or not.
not literally it's all just decisions if you're that horny for kills that you
can't even close out that round then you're just never gonna be good at the
game you're typing baby rage but it is annoying I literally said I have the
diffuser don't peek stop peeking they had 20 seconds to just abandon the site
All they have to do is abandon the site.
Like it's just a choice.
You're just choosing to forever be a bad fucking player.
You're choosing to be shit.
You're choosing to be bad.
You don't care about winning.
You just kill hungry.
Yo, bro, just ffm 15. I'm gonna be honest
Just ffm 15 like it's already we already lost this would have been so much. You know to Jesus Christ
It's a little bush there's like four jobs
of
the
of
the
I
Knocked
a
show that minggo
as god of my winners I'm shutting off my PC if we sell this round after the last cell
one of four remaining
Come on, stop for eliminated missions accepted.
There we fucking go!
Yo, this is so much elo if we win.
Let's just stop being like brain dead and we can win.
When it's league, I need to get two wins of solo QCH,
which is proving to be impossible already.
The fact that this game isn't 2-0 makes me want to vomit on my desk.
We had a 4v2 with 30 seconds left with the diffuser and lost the round.
We should have had the Monty here.
The diffuser was literally in southwestern Narnia.
I get a Yager.
Dricksy, think Nevada. David, think Nevada.
What did I say, pardon.
Three wins or the mickey.
No.
Bro, we're literally playing fucking champs first game.
You know what I don't like about solo queue though?
If there's a cheater on my team it just gets fucking rolled back if we win.
Why do you main Masi?
the bomb he has Intel denial and creation he has a c-4 shot down the secondary everything
10 seconds remaining.
It's a 104-seater bathroom walls.
Lock-in, this is so much you love, we won.
They have two champs, we need to win this.
Surveillance on bombs, on poor-hazard infusers.
We've got the feet of engineering.
There's a gyroscope alone.
Ah!
What did I say that was parted what do you mean parted I said stop being brain-dead
And
Looks like a no-diver
I have such a juicy flank right now, chat.
I
Are you spreading to show them back why would you spread?
Why did you fucking sprint?
It never hits, he's low.
I have an escape if this blitz pushes me
I actually love solo queueing I can just like play however I want and I feel like when I solo queue I can hear everything
I start flanking now there's like no time left
W-stack!
Yeah, this is so much, Yelo. They have two champs.
I'm not sure what to do.
year.
For.
Playing.
Wearing cat ears like a good boy.
I'm going to go.
Your family.
It's not even a dude chat. It's not a phone stream.
My, my cousin is basically just saying he's going to quit the league because I've
you know this trade.
And I don't, I don't care.
It's my responsibility as a commissioner to make sure people don't get scammed if
people are incompetent, then I have to save it, I guess.
I've watched my brother get scammed by my cousin
for three years in a row on fantasy
and it's happening again before my eyes.
If I plug this into the flock calculator
and it says it's a robbery,
also if I ask all 12 members of the flock league,
if it's a scam, all 12 of them would say this is a scam.
He left the GC, he'll be back tomorrow morning,
how about us?
I'm not falling for that.
like a five-year-old tactic. This is a scam though, bro. I'm sorry. This is literally a scam.
This guy was a waiver player last year. The odds of Scott love him to death. The odds of him getting
injured is like 90%. In what world do you give somebody a third and a fourth and just kind
of win their first rounder? Yeah, he left the fantasy GC. A third and a fourth.
Looks like they're old-day old tower too.
We gotta go some where old-day.
Classic tactic. Yeah!
You go side or...
You don't let me scan this guy.
Yeah, we could do an eagle side.
I'm a beta horse.
If I don't win, it's not fair. That's not what I'm saying.
This is the first time I've ever actually vetoed a scam.
I actually have never vetoed one of their trades. That's the first time I've ever done it
Looks in the horse
Yo, um, Sophia, could you break that shield in the hallway Sophia? I think Denari's playing on it
What the fuck are you doing Grim?
I'm gonna need that shield
This twitch is fucking putrid.
One friendly operator remaining.
Alright, we have been eliminated.
Damn.
He's pre-fired me.
Wow.
Wow. Wow, he's concussed. Are you serious? While he's concussed, he prefires me.
I mean, I'm playing hard breacher and we just spent five minutes fighting in Daenerys.
Also, Grim did his own thing and died. Also, that's the only round where they've actually won.
The first round was the biggest out of all time. I still can't believe we lost that round.
4v2 scenario with the diffuser, the diffusers are in Narnia and we lose, that's like we're
going to lose the game because of that. And the thing is these guys are actually good so
you can't just troll rounds. They have two champs and a diamond one. This would be like literally
plus 60 elo.
Well, they're honest, we can still win this day.
We just need a hard bridge here.
I don't think we're going to win this to be honest.
I don't think we have the intelligence for it.
Or the care. I think the word is care.
We just don't care.
Well, I thought you knew like it was fighting for a minute
He was down the stairs where you were holding I
Didn't know where he was. I just knew was around the stairs. He had a shield on the eagle. I
Was just watching his good
It's not even chat's not even mental chalked it's like we just have no discipline so we don't deserve the win
period I mean this is diamond on the first week of the season on rank 3.0 is
like top 1% of the player base and we're still making those mistakes that's why I
say like anyone can be champ you just have to actually care that was the most
disgusting shit I've ever seen in my life I cannot believe we lost that round
first week of the season as well
But Chad, it's not even loser mentality.
I'm not the one who inted.
I'm not the guy who inted.
They inted the game.
This game should be three to one.
Last round, they won.
This game should be three to one.
It's disgusting.
Let me know if it's clear, Garmark.
It's not clear.
Horse is clear, but they're playing over here.
Like where?
on my yellow ping on the boxes and I think one's bathroom as well I would not walk it
I'm holding your bathroom door
Go to hell!
I'm going to hit you, go to hell!
I think.
There is no longer in your possession.
God damn it!
damn if i kill bandit we win
fuck bro if i kill bandit we win
that's on me i don't know why i repeat that
that's bad that's on me that runs on me that runs on me that runs on me
bro it's just i should never be repeating there dude dude winning two solo games could
literally take 10 hours
Bro because I feel like everybody's stacking on the first week
You hear him to your left you hear him to your left
Wait this one of all all right, we got we got to go kind of faster down to one friend. Oh, you got to do something you're like
The diffuser has been recovered.
Fifteen seconds.
Plant, plant by plant.
Just instantly plant.
Ten seconds.
Five minutes.
It is a protected diffuser.
Oh!
Yeah, pardon?
Yeah
Take accountability, bro. I don't know I said that one's my fault 20 times
Hd with the ray of W, HD in the chat!
I feel sorry for your team, bro. I'm literally like doing good this game. What do you mean?
All right, they're going to be down. Maybe we could win this.
I'm using controller in a PC lobby.
Yeah, guys, start with the phone
stream or phone stream.
Chaddy came up to do what you
don't see Mingo on support.
Yeah, but Mingo has like the best
aim ever on controller.
Like him and stompin
All right, we need to win this round before so overtime this is so much elo if we win they have two champs
And a diamond one like they're literally like swimming in a lovely one
Lobby you have located a bomb
I'm in such a good spot that's just all positioning
another one, nothing
that's just all positioning
both inside, both inside
one of four remaining, the defuser is at the front
just shot him, nice shot
good work guys, come on!
good work man!
check lacy?
chow, they about to beat it?
But I saw Lacey and Marlon are like doing like this marathon, we have to win three games in a row.
Let me see, let me see. Is Lacey live?
Where he at, where he at, but that was such a good fucking round. Let's go. Should I out position the fuck out of that Fenrir?
I think they're about to beat it.
They're about to be in the end, okay.
I feel like they're going to dub it.
Chalo gaming gauntlet action today.
Yo, bro, I'm telling you, if we win this, this is so much fucking Evo.
Oh my god, Chad this is so much he love we win, this is actually so much he love.
This is actually my first solo game of the season.
This is so much you, Jack!
I
So check you guys think I made the right call to veto that trade
I feel like I did man I feel like I made the right call chat carried I'm literally six
and three what you saying I just do that I don't I'm getting spammed about it in the
league for not anymore but I was getting spammed it's like bro I understand people are emotional
and shit but bro like I have to protect the league I can't just allow shit like
that this is so aggressive I shouldn't do this but wait I end up getting a
twitch drone for that that's why being aggressive is good who cares it's a
fantasy league dog this fantasy league we care so much about the shit run out
not running out after shooting would be like what a toddler would do bro I'm
gonna show I like solo queuing because I swear bro I makes me try so hard it's
like I don't know what it is I'm going old are I feel like when I solo queue I
I can hear everything.
Insight and GG's man.
Insight.
I'm saving my caddy, I don't give a fuck.
I'm saving my Katie out of the fire I don't give a fuck that shit is unwinnable
Wait, what?
Chat L teammate, bro, I don't know what you want me to say, bro.
It's a 1v5.
You want me to just win that?
Also, my door's gridlocked off.
I'm getting spam flashed.
Alright man, let's lock in.
Yeah, do you guys want to push from Old Tower or Eagle?
We'll just see where they are at first.
Well, this is so much a lovely one.
P.O.V. you have no honor. Bro we were gonna lose. Stop it wouldn't have done that. I mean
I guess I should have tried to win. After I killed the Blitz it kinda was winnable.
Alright their bathroom. Let's go on the door. We can't try to Eagle push again I'm
I'm just going to clear the guy on the stairs with ya.
Yo, Loki, can we get like a Florez to get his shield or something from the stairs?
Yeah, I'm going to bait downstairs, going to cut him off, and yank him out.
Also bro, if we're going to do that rotate with the saw, I might get it through, I might get it through.
Alright, I'm going to go Ash for the one wall.
I bet.
You must locate and defuse the bomb.
Ah, this is so much elo, we just have to win.
Reloading.
Let's go to the beach.
That hill's being compromised.
I don't even know how he's dead
how is that even possible? what are you dead to bro?
of
the
of
the
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I
Mean this kid is just the best player in the lobby. I don't know what to say one friendly operator remaining
this guy looks impossible. It's
impossible man. And you know
what's funny chat? It all ended
up coming back to the first
round of the game as I said.
And because I'm a psychopath
and because I hate myself, I'm
actually going to go and
match you play and watch this.
I'm going to go and match you
Attackers need to locate and defuse as many bombs as they can.
Look at how fucking annoying this is.
Yo chat!
What button do I click to like spectate my team?
What button do I click?
Defenders, protect your bomb.
Chow, what button do I click?
Attackers.
What button do I click?
All right chat, here we go.
So it's a 5v3.
We're playing against two champions and we get literally like 50 elo if we win.
So I get a kill.
It's now a 4v2.
I didn't know who I killed.
I killed somebody.
It's now a 4v2.
I have diffuser, right?
Watch how bad of a cell this is.
Not only do I have diffuser, but I call out to my team
that I have the diffuser and ping it.
So chat, watch this.
Do you make dives?
This is when I go into game chat.
I go, yo, I have the diffuser, stop peaking.
I said it again.
I said, yo, I have the diffuser, stop peaking.
This is the guy that went 0 and 7.
So literally, all a Rooney has to do in this situation,
this is how simple it is, is turn around,
exit the objective, and run away.
That's it.
That's all he has to do.
Jumps on a box produces the loudest sound
QE could possibly produce.
And then why it swings a black beard?
So I literally say, I have the diffuser, stop peaking.
All he has to do is run away.
Even if he doesn't want to run away, hiding in a corner is fine.
Why swinging a black beard?
So let me cut to mute.
Mute.
All mute has to do in this situation is literally turn around and run away.
Same thing as the other guy.
Run around, run away, that's it.
Stands in barbed wire, produces the loudest QE
he could possibly produce.
So now the enemy's nowhere he is.
Had, I think I would say 11 seconds to run away right there.
Had 11 to 15 seconds to run away.
mind you chat this is diamond on the first week of the season so this is
literally the top 1.0% of the player base that's how bad they are that's how
bad they are we just watched this yeah but not from their POV their POV makes
it even worse I'm gonna go pee I'll be right back literally the top 1% of
player base that's how fucking bad they are I'm gonna go pee
I don't know how long this is going to take, I don't know how long this is going to take.
It's time, bro. I got to get a win.
All right, lock in.
last context of the last game it was the most disgusting and repulsive cell I've
ever seen in my entire life with a 4v2 scenario the I killed the diffuser the
diffuser was in literally southwestern Lithuania I communicated to my diamond
teammates hey it's a 4v2 the diffuser's in Narnia run away don't peak them then
one of them wide swung a black there's one of the folk here in my game again
I swear to God if you go 0 and 7 again, I swear to God
Give it to you, bro. Just lock in that shit ain't gonna happen again
That shit is not happening again, I think colors was the guy who once won the black beard
I literally waited five minutes to queue just to not get this team again.
Alright karaoke and tea let's see let's see karaoke and tea. Okay I'm gonna do this.
I've waited five minutes to not get this team, ahhh!
Colors, I did ask, waited five minutes, take a piss, take a break, cause I said myself I'm not going to get to my team
There you are
10 seconds to insertion
No, you didn't I let these in that 20 times
I need to remote bomb be ready for hostile action
Enjoy the view.
I
Want there's going up John's it and John pushing up
Don't could be lion daimos
Don't give me lion demos
Chat this is like
Dude if I just landed out c4 maybe I was good
All right guys not going to my phone again. Sorry yo, we're gonna be here all day
Two solo queue games, fuck.
Damn man, we really would have won that first game too.
That's fucking depressing, man.
Yo, what do I do about DokaB Daymos Lion? I guess mute?
Jack, does mute counter them?
Somebody said stream snipe gauntlet?
Yeah, I don't know if it was a snipe. I got droned.
Oh, that first game is really gonna depress me.
What should I do just what counters that just mute now
five seconds to insertion
generally
increase surveillance on bombs
off wait so how does this work cause I already got red paint where's this guy's throwing
it
so how does this work cause I already got red paint
I did not hear that I did not hear that gotta hate PC sounds so much I
did I never heard that guy I heard like three people were telling I never heard
that on my left I thought it was all below me
Go stick it around.
Nice, nice, nice, 43.
Nice!
Good shit, Fenrir, actually.
Good work, Fenrir.
See you for that, see for that, see for that, see for that, see for that.
I'm here.
Yo, why not just run?
Yo, just run back to site, Val'Kri, run back to site.
Just fucking run.
I can't fucking 3v2 one of them is tagged I think we have so much camps guys like we
have camps on drums and everything a zombie he's pushing this door yeah he's pushing
this door there's two on a zombie there's two on a zombie's door I think what the
fuck is this kid doing please God stop making nice that's right there's a
lost
I'm not trying to lose again, but I'm telling you, it's not happening, it's not happening.
Hey Jinx, I'm stream fighting you because I hate you.
Junko.
You're that side of the reporter?
Yo, what up, Stiggy?
Yo, what up, cunt?
Yo, my bad last round, guys, this guy was like, inside me, and I didn't hear it.
Good job.
PC sound is horrible.
PC sound is absolutely putrid.
All right, they're going to be XZ.
All right, we banned, okay, we banned Snake, Deimos, Stokavi.
I love it how you have to kind of wait three rounds to actually play, like, defense
or two rounds.
Leave the game, they counter everything.
What do you mean, these guys?
Martin, Lacey just beat their marathon?
Nice.
But that was low key a hard ass marathon that they did.
I'm not going to laugh at the bomb.
They're throwing mines.
You can't be happy.
What have I done?
I
Marathon yeah, they did like you have to win warzone fortnight and minecraft all together in one
They should have chopped warzone though and did like
It would be another good one, but like it has to be back to back
You're gonna get first picked? Maybe I'm playing Hag. We'll see though.
They're doing it over, guys.
I went over, BB at last only.
This is a restaurant, a lot of things.
I came by with you.
Down ass.
I saw it bro.
of
that should be enough
and that
one more running shot
press please
please
walking
press press press press
yes
how did my C4 kill my guy
how did my
how did my C4 kill my guy
how
how how
Let's fucking go
He's 30 by the way Baron with the five gifted steps
I don't demand
Dude chat, but that was weird though my C4 like detonated before I detonated it. I'm not complaining, but what the hell was that?
But I swear my C4 don't change the subject. Let's talk about that aim
Well, bro, it was all scuffed because I didn't know where I didn't know exactly where he was
I knew he was behind the drum. So when I heard I was about to get droned
I just started literally trying to wall bang and
I whipped everything and then I think there was like a metal bar or some shit
I don't know everything that could have went wrong there went wrong
Bro chat the fantasy group chat is exploding right now. This is bad. That's why my phone no chat
But yeah, like also why like why are we even doing trade before the drafts is even out?
It's just a scam.
Jack, to give you a little bit of background,
if you're just getting in,
my cousin sent this trade to my brother,
and my brother accepted it.
Erno, my brother sent it to my cousin,
and my cousin accepted it.
Scattaboo and Javante Williams for AmenRaw
and Mike Washington, literally just a scam.
Literally just a scam.
And then I veered a bit, and now the guy
who gets AmenRaw is obviously mad
because then he wants to leave the league.
It's such a bad trade, though.
I mean, why didn't I have to veto this?
Why is he even getting accepted?
It's so bad.
Hold on.
Hold on I had the intel on the enemy location
Nice
of
death
of
death
of
I'm set. I'm set.
Come out, come out wherever you are.
You just typed a plan?
Plaaant?
Plaaant.
Plaaant.
Plaaant.
Plaaant.
Plaaant.
Plaaant.
Plaaant.
Plaaant.
Plan! Plan! Plan! Plan! You want me to plan?
Well, how do I tell you that was not the objective, not even close?
I just said that yeah yeah I know I just said that we had to leave the ball
BUSHING THE BAN!
Did he just say C.A.?
Yeah, did he just say C.A.?
The fuck?!
Alright, that's my teammate left to go get a pop-tar.
OOOOOOOH RIGHT!
I'm never solo-fuelling again.
Jesus Christ!
Jinxy wins the one kill equals one strip.
I'm never doing that.
Jinxy chill, Kai. Yo, I'm chill, Kai.
There's no obstacle we can't overcome. There are obstacles we can't climb.
We don't need you here.
Drone's active.
As soon as I go below I get shot in the back.
God!
And why the fuck?
It's my teammate leaving!
You have dropped the diffuser.
You hear him under you. Why are you sprinting?
Like, just get one fuck out.
You hear him on top of your penis?
Why are you sprinting?
Oh my god!
Alright, I can't win.
I don't know, my teammate leaves?
Alright.
My teammate leaves the game.
Two of my teammates are downstairs.
As soon as I go downstairs, I get shot in the back.
What the fuck?
We have no, no, no operators.
We have no push because we can't get the wall.
Barbecue kitchen, bedroom, bathroom.
Okay.
They have to go one of the two dog shit sites.
Oh my God.
It's just like, it's like, what do you do?
What do you do when you're on skyscraper the like hardest map in the game to attack and one of your guys leads?
You just jerk off. There's nothing else to do. I can't get the wall
I can't push anything those goo minds everywhere lesion minds everywhere are ruining minds everywhere
My teammates are downstairs. I go downstairs. I get shot in the back
What do you do? What are you supposed to do?
my god
Take some accountability for what bro for my teammate even what accountability then
Take accountability for what my teammate leaving you being bottom fried
Yeah, man, I'm bottom-fragging. Three of us have two kills. Yeah, I'm bottom-fragging.
That's definitely what that means.
of
death
of
death
of
She's just play wait I thought mute doesn't counter thermite anymore I guess it does I
I thought me doesn't count a termite anymore
If I dial in this angle, I don't even know what to say
No, but we're not this one now, so Ram just rammed into the building. All right, cool
that's exe side dead start taking drum yo if you guys can get you guys get the
mute off my wall please
we have no APS for you why though I just don't understand why we don't have
I'm in a peace.
In jump.
Bad call, he's running shine.
One's near restaurant, first floor.
Yeah, I don't know if there's a single map that's worse for solo-acquiring than Skyscraper.
That's just demonic.
I opened one wall in three rounds.
Night thinking to Prime.
You guys are saying baiting?
It's all good.
I didn't need to explain this game, but there's no point.
I've just been explaining it for 11 years.
You're silver, you're silver.
I don't know what else to say.
I'm not baiting. I'm a hard breacher with the diffusers. So my job is to blow up the wall,
but my brain dad idiot team had no EMPs because they're brain dad idiots. So then we couldn't
get the wall open. And if I can't get that up top wall open, they can just sit above site with
full VR and deny everything. But again, like if you don't want to like learn about the game
at all in any way shape or form and you want to sit in bronze for 10 years, then you can do
that. Yes, I'm baiting. I'm a hard breacher with the diffuser and my team is not getting
the wall. My job is literally to not die and blow up the wall. If I don't blow up that up top wall,
they have vert on the entire site. I guess I have to be accountable though, because like I need to be
like babying them the whole time. I need to be like, Hey guys, buddy, let's get a Thatcher,
because if I don't do that, then you're right. I have to just I have to be the most unbearable
team mate ever because nobody nobody goes the right ops man nobody goes the
right ops damn this all really just spiraled from that 4v2 ban sky that's
the worst solo queue map in the game without a doubt because other maps you
can get away with not reaching sky you actually have to breach
Just thinking about it.
Oh my god, we got Clubhouse.
Thank god we got Clubhouse.
fucking god
Oh my god. Yeah, winning two games of solo queue might, this might take 10 hours.
OH MY GOD!
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb
I
Bro it's all just a downward spiral from the 4v2 god damn that really fucked me up that round really fucked me up
That round did irreversible damage
Oh
The mission is to locate and defuse the bomb.
Are they CC or Jim?
Yeah, Grouch is clear. Grouch is clear. Grouch is clear.
Have your hands for CC.
Yeah, sound call CC. Sounds like server. Don't give me, sounds like server. I could be well.
Yeah, no one cash don't catch we can walk this
There's head of the logic, that's it
Yeah one gold one gold
Can you get the benefit
I
Get exactly open
One's short walk into the gym, I think
One in the bathroom one bathroom
Yeah, one plate golden flakie cc flakie cc and then go
I think you can walk in short and take a gym no no I'm back in about them
drop the diffuser bathroom pop short he's on the door on the door
sounds like a mattress
oh another horrible team I don't know what more to do I killed two and got the
Kate off the wall I mean do I have to like start stroking people's penises too
What what what else do I have to do? I killed two got the Kate off the wall and not strike or century
It's just it's just never enough. It's never enough
I'm one HP just getting held
I
Mean what more do I do I have to start actually like stroking people's dicks off to went around here?
It's so look you this hard. Oh my god. I
Guess I have to just beat Timmy
I think the only way to like solo the champ is literally to play 700 games
I
If like your teammates are so bad, I think you actually have to play 700 games
I don't think there's another way to do it unless you like stomping. Maybe you could do it in 200 games
Jinxy versus accountability well, it's not really accountability bro
It's like I got an opening kill and an opening second back and I got the cane off the wall
I got us a 5v3 and removed their wall denial. So like yeah, obviously, I'm not accountable for the round being lost
Everybody just kind of did their own things and just rush rush them for no reason in all bad. I
Think the only way to get champ and siege is literally or solo queue is literally the solo queue like 700 games
I'm not even getting out of like this another way to do it
These teammates are actually it
insane insane the race teammates have been sent from the gates of Hallors
yo let's get wall open Havana
yo if they if they try to ban a trick I could maverick no fuck balls
somebody could like shoot him I don't even know if they have a bandit though
yeah don't see anything on her now
There's only at the one shot.
They're coming for enemy device here.
Watch out.
Special charge! Stay clear!
Enemy device, stay clear.
Thank you.
I'm dead.
Hello there, bumgroves.
I saw him at the last second.
What am I swinging top red?
OH MY GOD!
Yo, one close house garage door.
That's it, that's it.
Oh my god, I saw him in the last second.
Well, my was top red last time.
One entry in cash.
Hired.
Back out.
I
Green box
One red one green box
There's one shot
maybe two this kid's kind of moving yo yo this kid's kind of moving I think you
should just fight him he doesn't know that you don't have it yeah
Shout out future, shout out future.
She has a Twitter.
Shout out future, bro.
Yo, this kid was kind of moving. I'm not going to lie.
That kid was moving.
His Twitter is future 999.
Shout him out.
Future. I know.
That kid was kind of moving, bro.
Yo, JX, are you just solo queue, bro?
Yeah, yeah, I'm just solo queueing.
I'm doing a challenge where I'm trying to win two games of solo queue today,
and it's literally going horribly.
Oh, dang, hey, we're gonna win this one, bro.
So why do my controller DC?
Okay, why do my controller DC?
Yo, that kid is moving, bro.
Is Bantatrick not a thing anymore?
Nah, people still Bantatrick.
I
Think they're gonna go like CC or down
You said a three games false. I did not say three games. I said two games of solo I
Was gonna do three games, but then one of you guys said to do solo
I said, I don't do too and then it's just been going horribly right now
And then I gotta try to do one. I'll go. I will touch again if they didn't get to me
Yeah, okay, it's bad. Okay. No, no, no
I kind of want to just make her...
I'll work to walk a baby down dirt later.
Oh, we need something for a bird. Oh, we got that. Okay, okay.
Nope, you said three, liar. I think we're on the same page here.
I said three, stacking, and then I said two if I'm doing solo.
We're on the same page. Yep. I did say three.
back
Wait, I'm gonna take a look. They don't have fetals for Jim. Oh long freezer
I was about to say like I'm about to just come over there maybe another one in
kitchen
Oh walking more stairs
So this is all they like I'll just walk over there
We should run I am gonna run
I can't really run up the stairs. He's on the stairs
He's at the top running down and we need to fight the soul of this he's on top man
He's close on your hatch, Jinxie.
So soloist was full health after killing that one.
Nice.
one is close to my arsenal door
box 2, Moto Shards
10 second blast.
Yeah guys, my stream is pre-recorded.
Alright!
I don't know if it's possible!
Holy shit!
You know, after I broke con, I should have just walked that soloist.
I don't know why he even sat down to us for low key like we could still win it's just
we could definitely still win man
just go to league i need to get two wins to get silver one but i don't i don't know if i'm
i'm gonna get a win on siege the skyscraper game was annoying because our teammate left on a
crucial attack. That was annoying. And then the Fortress game was annoying because it was a 4v2
with 20 seconds left and the diffuser was in Narnia and then everybody peeked for no reason.
So ever since then I've just kind of been off of a cliff. But let's see, I don't know.
We could maybe win this. I think this is probably my best team yet.
We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens.
I just think like dude, I think the only way to actually solo queue to like champ one is literally
to do what Timmy did in his Q700 games because your teammates are so CTE-ed out.
You're attempting- No, I'm dying right now. I'm dying for this PC.
I should have once I broke calm, I should have just walked in to kill the solos.
Where's this drone at, but this is such an evil like rank session.
Where the fuck is this drone? I'm gonna get held
You know my mouse isn't working in game for some reason
Bro, where's his drone
I
Was three people over there self
Yeah, that's a twat
Here's somebody all right you live and you learn I don't know I heard him in shot
I
Crouched that's why
Wow, wow, wow, I kid I actually cannot believe I just died there. I heard that guy. I knew it was there on the top secret
Damn you crouch that's actually smart. That's probably what I would have did I
I
Should have I was pretty hot any crouch I should have just pre-fired crouch level for it's located a bomb
You know what to do after he already shot because obviously obviously he's not gonna like repeat at head level again
Yeah, bottom in bottom in it's still gonna be
Let's make just DC let's let's have bottom in
I think my teammate just dc'd.
Yo, can't even disconnect.
Did he die or did he just full on leave?
I think he reached out of his game.
Yo, so this is just evil siege, huh?
That's the second time this has happened.
I'm going to be able to get back to this one this time, this is the second time this
happened, second game in a row, somebody just left, um, yeah he's coming back, he's
Wow dude it's just it's all spiraling from that from that fortress game
I'm actually gonna I'm actually gonna lose it I'm at this has been the most unbearable solo queue
session of my life back to back 4v5s okay all right cool check remind me to never solo queue
this is actually insane yeah I just want to work a pic at the start of the
round like an anchor say hello we've had three rounds that have been 4v5s in the
last two games the first round of the day was a 4v2 with 22 seconds left with
for the user and Narnia and we lost.
Can't without a stack. I guess. Yeah, my teammates all just
leave. I can't really win. Yeah, you're right.
If I just came on pain, if everybody just leaves, I can't
win.
No blanks here because we're down numbers.
Yeah, right.
Pre aims me, of course.
I'm doing I'm doing a spawn peak. I haven't done all game and I'm getting pre-aimed. Okay, sure
Only playing stupid because we're down
Alright
Probably just stream sniped wall hacks or some hidden drone
Probably just a hidden drone or something of course some magical drone. I just did the most weird spawn peak ever and he just pre-aimed it
Alright guys, well it looks like this gauntlet is impossible right now.
Let's try to hit a um, maybe try to hit a lead game and then see if we can come back
to siege.
Because holy fuck I cannot win a game of siege right now.
I can't, it's not even a row I just can't win a game.
Well better get it.
People just keep leaving I can't really win anyways so, 3, 4v5 rounds in two
games is absolutely obscene.
Yeah, I guess I'll try to win a lead game real quick and then maybe see if we can bounce back to siege after.
This is, I cannot win a game of siege. My teammates are just kind of leaving. Why are you leaving?
So you blame your teammate for leaving but then you leave right after oh yeah wait you're
right I think we already lost the game anyways but let me check it was a 3v5 so we probably
Well, maybe not.
Oh, also the first round was AIDS too, man.
Yeah, guys, I'm moving,
because I think the game's over,
but let me join back though.
You might be right.
Going into league in a bad head space.
Yeah, you're probably right.
You know what though?
Maybe I'm just brain dead, bro.
my teammates can win. Maybe they can win 3v5. Then again, we couldn't win a 5v3, so we'll
see what happens. Try not to bitch challenge. I mean, yeah, if people just keep leaving,
you can't really win games, so I guess I'm a bitch. And then also we had a 4v2 with
the diffuser in Southwestern Arnea and then three idiot pig teammates peaked in. So yeah,
I mean, I guess I have a bad channel now.
People just keep leaving.
Why can't I reconnect?
What is this screen?
Hi, guys, what is this?
I can't connect to my game.
where the fuck is the fucking can I load my game
where's my game at gotta hate PC where's my game
Give me a minute!
Fuck!
On console I would have been in the lobby six minutes ago.
Jesus Christ! Where's my game?
Ziv, stick it in your mind.
Wow, three games played, three losses, three rounds.
You know, I'm not a good player, but I just, you know, I'm not a good player.
I've never played with two rounds, two-mage left.
4v2 sell.
5v3 sell.
I don't know.
That 4v2 sell, unfortunately, was honestly the worst thing I've ever seen in my life, man.
That was the worst thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.
That was the worst thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.
That was the worst sell I've ever seen in my life.
First week of the season, playing two champs.
win.
Yo, I have asked what up man.
Hey, it's me.
What's up?
No, I think your game is tweaking out a little bit.
Because one, it's PCCH. And also two, with the new anti-cheat, I don't know if the league
anti-cheat and the other anti-cheat are like clashing. Does that make sense?
Because it's a new kernel level anti-cheat.
Okay.
So, you know, just keep that in mind. But yeah, bro, hey listen, keep your head up.
Where's my game at?
Why don't I have an abandoned sanction or a reconnect option?
I actually don't know.
Wait, I don't know actually.
First time you're all lost.
We definitely lost,
but why don't I have an abandoned sanction?
I don't know.
They're doing abandoned sanction differently now.
All right, well, let me stop you real quick
because I don't want to queue right now.
Hey, chat, why did they do that?
Oh, you're allowed to leave one game with no penalty.
Got it, got it, got it.
Yeah, look, I'll just, oh, yeah, yeah, good.
All right, bro.
All right, high-fives, I'll see you, bro.
All right, bro, good luck out there.
Chat, we're at our highest MMR,
or we're at our highest LP ever in League.
Maybe League will go differently than that.
Oh, you're allowed to leave one game
about advanced sanctions.
That was the worst solo queue session of siege of all time.
Hands down, hands down without a doubt.
That was absolutely putrid.
Guys, I'm two wins away from silver one.
And as it sits currently,
I'm my highest LP I've ever been.
I'm literally two wins away from silver one.
I can't like leave his mood in the game.
Did you win?
Now he raged off siege.
Yes.
I had the worst solo queue lock I think I've ever had in my life and then got off.
Are you really playing Yasuo?
Oh, I have a Yasuo ADC.
Alright, alright.
My ADC is Yasuo.
What the fuck?
That runs the end.
Wait, Yasuo ADC is strong?
Is it actually?
What's his win rate in 48.1% for mid?
Wait, what is it for bot?
Yeah, how do I find out what Yasuo's win rate is in bot lane?
Oh, right here, right here, right here.
You have a Yasuo and a Gyo-Nae?
Somebody said dodge the fucking game top left
Yeah, I don't see oh
Wait does that say 17%
No, no, that says 51 that's fine yo, that's fine
Yeah, that's fucking fine
Yeah, I suppose win rate is 51% in in in emerald plus. That's not bad
Don't ditch Elvin ring DLC the 18th of September. I'm not ditching and I'm just postponing it because I have a fortnight tournament on the 20th. So those dates collide.
I'm not ditching and I'm just postponing it.
Chat, we are at our highest LP ever in League of Legends.
In my career history, if I win 2 games, I'll be silver one.
wait Yone's on support no no no Yone is on support I didn't even notice oh my god
I didn't even notice Yone was on support I didn't even notice
Should I play League of Legends again? No! No! Literally never! This game will destroy you!
Your chat. I have played roughly 300 games of League of Legends. I've never seen a Yone support.
Oh no. Oh no. I'm late to my camp because I just dropped a water bottle on my foot.
God, I did not expect class to be the easiest today.
Fuck, man.
and
I
have
a
good
good
good
good
good
good
good
good
good
good
Wait, Yasuo and Yone are winning. What?
How the f-
I gotta finish my clear before I gank.
Oh my god, I messed up the raptor thing that Dante has taught me.
Let me do it on wolves.
Shadowmember, once I get the wolf to like 200, I have to start hitting the mini ones.
Let's go.
Oh my god!
Yasuo Yonei is winning!
Oh.
Oh.
Well, maybe not.
Yeah, maybe not.
Yo, Botgank looks kind of good.
Actually now she's kind of healthy and close to turret.
Bot dank does look good, but my clear is safer.
Shit, I probably could have danked, but I'm just gonna play like consistent as bot today.
I didn't know Warwick lost a hack for him on a 1v1 Wait, chat, I thought?
Is it because he got scuttle?
Chad, I thought Warwick kills Chakram in a 1v1.
Is it because he got scuttle? Oh, it's because he got scuttle.
Oh, his scuttle healing helped. Okay, okay, I see.
I was gonna say it was like no way that that's possible.
How did he... is he smurfing?
How did he get both Scots?
Wow, I'm absolutely gapped.
Yo, did he smite it?
Wait, am I tweaking or did he smite both?
Is he smurfing?
Oh wait, I got Skutt? I didn't even know I got Skutt.
Oh, I got Skutt? Okay, okay.
You can see it on your map?
Oh!
I'm trying to move this so y'all can like see the map.
I'm just gapped out of no I miss my fear what
How did I miss my fear I should have fought I guess huh
God it's just I don't know I don't know nah chat's backseating again I'm gonna lose I
can't do this I can't play this game I can't I cannot play this game it's a 1v3
chat I'm just gonna get like CC'd and stunned and then heckers over level I
can't fight that I don't know why I showed
maybe I could have flashed the brand I guess
I'm so behind I can't contest dragon you were saying level no no I was level five
how comes level six band I got for lack of intelligence I'm gonna kill this
mouth fight all right let's get some momentum going well I don't know if I
I can't kill the smelt fight.
He's gotta be smurfing.
How did he just fight off two people?
This guy has to be a smurf.
There's no, I have no other word for it.
This kid has to be smurfing.
Hello?
How?
I thought it was such a good fight for us.
I killed the mob fight.
It was 2v1.
I don't know what Gownay's doing.
Yeah, this game's fucking over.
Bro, I'm so confused.
They're about to back. Can we quickly get dragged?
Come on, come on, come on. Let's get dragged. They're about to be brought back.
Oh no, half of them's here.
God, I just, I can't fight that. I'm gonna die.
I cannot fight that there's I'm gonna get one shot I
There's no way it's a three of them
This hekram is either a
Smurf or he is the best silver I've ever jungled against hands down
He's gotta be smurfing, right?
I mean, I don't...
This guy does not look legit by any means.
His movement's like insane.
Bro, but you know what's weird about this hacker mill?
He kind of just is never getting the dragon.
It's honestly really weird.
Oh no, oh no.
Can we kill him?
Come on!
I'm the fucking best bro
for you guys to like to the millions of heel
See, you guys see how I cued the minions to heal?
That was so smart.
I'm definitely ganking this.
That's the ADC now.
Come here, boy!
Get me that!
Come here boy!
Give me that!
Alright, everybody dragon.
I'm trying to dodge this thing, but I miss.
I'm actually gonna solo win us the game now.
I'm playing so good now.
It might be silver one time, boys.
I got a double shot on those actually crazy and I got dragons
Oh, I should have bought sweepers, huh?
Bro that was such a well played by queuing the minions there to get healed.
My Gragas is pretty big, I could play around him.
Check my Gragas is big, oh hecker might have took all my camps, that fucker.
That is Hecarim's so good.
Wow.
Well boys, we have Titanic Hydra.
Or no, we don't.
The packer is showing over here.
Can I not just fight him head up?
Come here bitch.
He's so good.
You
I'm actually huge now boys now I can fight this heck from head up
up. Okay. You have rooms coming out. What a pattern. I've no R. Let me back up. I have
I have no R, I don't want to do this.
Surely I can just re-engage.
I'm waiting for my R to come up.
How is that still ranging me?
I'm actually depressed
Good I got chill
I got me back to that next dragon we can win this road that ass
Guys, if I win this and then win one more, we're silver one.
I might actually get gold.
I low-key don't think this Hecarim's perfect anymore, because he didn't just sell.
Ooh, I should've invaded Hecarim's topside, because he showed Vaught, you're right, you're
right.
Dude, I think I'm gonna get these two camps and then go to dragon
Why are we just all me what the fuck
Here I am
All right everybody just abandoned okay guys what was the point guys what was
the point of that why did everybody go mid and then just back up as soon as the
most fad player on a team arrives
come here, mount fright!
I'm unstoppable.
move!
shut up man, not bad, we got this.
Oh, I don't need to do that.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Wrong time would have killed her. Oh my god, that would have been game
Wait, good. I got good. I gots killed her cat low-key bad flash. No
Oh, I'm glad I smite them. I did smite it's my
Nice! Good shit! Boy, shut this fucking mid wave, literally. Shut this fucking mid
I feel like 4 man Baron is such a good play right now.
Come on!
Come on!
Horrible engage from heck'em!
Yes! I'm fucking insane at this game!
Bro, can we just get 5 on Baron and just win this fucking ball game?
This Takram got gapped, this kid was gapping me and I'm just a better jungler than you
bwuh honestly?
I'm gonna do what Dante said and just start it.
Just have a war on it.
An ally has been slain.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
chat I focused my client that's on me I'm trying to get autos to like stack I
I don't know.
Wait, so chat, how does that work though? If we get baron, but four of us die?
Do we still get the baron minions? How does that work?
How does that work?
We're hecrims movement is just so stupid.
This kid just gets out of everything.
Ahhhh.
What the heck?
What the heck?
I think Heckel's movement is just broken.
Ugh!
But yeah, what do you mean I'm dumb?
I can't get through a mouth fight there.
I'm just gonna get hung up on him again.
This is why I never save my flash to get out of positions because if you're ever flashing
to get out of a position you're already dead anyways.
Yeah, we just turret now, I don't know why I'm moving with these kids.
Yeah, we lost.
I don't know they just walked into a turret for no reason, so that's cool
It's so hard to just like let that happen though. Just let your team walk into like a
battering ram not true. No, I swear to God. This might be my like hot take
Using your flash to get out of the situation nine times out of ten when you flash your dead anyways
All right, that's why you just get guaranteed kills
I
Don't know why the fuck I followed my team and do a death pit there
No, but y'all always say this, like, if I'm 50-50 on it, I'm gonna-
How did I miss day out?
Bro, how did I miss day out?
Oh my God.
Shit is so ass.
I got a double fear to make spading.
run away when I double fear
yeah we're so behind no engagements ever gonna be good we're just gonna have to
get like 3d1s to get kills I don't know who said that I don't know I just got a
double fear my teammates ran away all right
Oh
Malfight just sold classic
You know nothing like nothing like three losing lanes to start off the day
All right, they're actually selling I
Did not on everything I love I did not mean to click or
on everything I love it and I mean it's like our
nerves getting to you I just three losing lanes bro I mean I'm gonna be
honest like I did end up like playing bad but obviously everybody in this lobby
play bad. But yeah it's just three losing lanes man. I'm not really gonna like beat myself
up too much over this one. Also this guy's the best silver player I've ever seen in my
life. Hey, wasted my R and that I'm not even mattering because it's back. You sold, you
were the wincon? Well, like listen to your sentence. Listen to what you just said. Like
Yeah, I was the wind god. I was the only reason why we ever got back into this game.
I also did just have three losing lanes now.
Yo, can we just jump the heck from?
Wait, hold!
HOLD!
HOLD!
Oh, Jesus.
Why would we back? We have such a free Baron.
We have to take Baron.
Why are we backing? No.
Actually, it's a good back. As long as you go right to Baron, it's a good back.
It's a good back. As long as you go right to Baron.
Yeah, they have no mouth flight, no hacker, we just won.
Nice arc, keep the dragon alive!
Why didn't you guys all run away?
Bro, that seems so good!
I outsmarted the jungler. What happened?
Chat, honestly, what was the macro of what just happened?
I outsmarted the jungler.
Is it because Gragas ran top?
Why was that so bad?
Just recall there.
My team was fighting though, no?
God that seemed so good and then it just immediately seemed so bad.
This game's so hard.
That seemed so good and then immediately it just seemed so bad.
After Baron just recall, alright.
I mean shit, the game's not over.
said I'm genuinely confused that seemed so good and then we kind of all just died
Yeah, just a permas done.
Yeah, just peeling my team and then my team just dies.
I don't, I don't, what am I, what do I do?
Stun, stun, stun, dead.
I can't even R away cause they're everywhere.
But then, then those people that do this, why R?
Well, no, that's not even, the bigger question is like
why am I even with my team?
What do you, what do you mean?
You want me to just queue?
You want me to auto five people?
What do you want me to do?
I love it, like, I already know your problems.
Why are what what other what do you want me to start autoing them? It's a 5v1 in mid
The bigger macro question is why am I with my team? I don't know my team's toddlers. I don't know
I'm off
This gauntlet was an absolute fucking failure 0 for 3 on this 0 for 1 on this
This gondola was an absolute fucking failure.
Hey, I just I see you again, I guess.
Yo, but what do you mean? Like, you know, honestly, what do you mean why are? Are you level two?
What do you want me to just stop from my keyboard? Tell me what you would have done there.
please Christ God tell me what you wanted me to do there in that 5v1
why why are it's like I actually hate streaming league because it's literally
just back seating it's like yeah I'm a new player I'm gonna make mistakes like
you get some ego boost from like back seating me and then your back seats
wrong why are I mean a 5v1 maybe I can figure out of there no
No, stun, stun, stun.
My only way of survival there is owing away.
Three losing lanes, three losing lanes,
three losing lanes and a smurfing hech room.
Three losing lanes and a smurfing hech room.
Yeah, the league's on streamable. It's just back seating. And like, I don't know, but
like, I already know, like half the people back seating have been like gold for 10 years
do something I'm gonna go pee I'll be back
I have a yone playing support. I have three losing lanes. I have a smurfing hecarim who's
also probably just in the stream. And then I have like maybe 5,000 people back seating
me every 20 seconds. That that shit was that shit was actually ass. That shit was
terrible. Why are that set me off a cliff? Because I can tell me like thinks he's intelligent.
Why are oh you know what bro? When I was in that 1v5 with Warwick and I was perma stunned
and literally my only source of survival was aring. I should have just I don't know
pulled down my pants grabbed a bottle of lubricant and let you stuff me like a turkey. What do
What do you want me to do?
Why are you're such an annoying person?
It's always someone else's fault.
No, Jinxie.
Well, no, it's just numbers is numbers and math is math.
I had three losing lanes and a smurfing heckrom
on the other team.
I mean, I don't, yeah.
And I still ended up doing fine.
And like, yeah, I made misplays.
Obviously I'm not a good player.
I'm new to league.
But it's like, it's just annoying
because this is what you guys do.
You guys only blame me.
You don't blame anyone else.
It's like, so when I lose, it's like, oh my God, you sold.
And you do this in every fucking game.
I had a yone on support.
I had three losing lanes.
And yes, I would be accountable.
I could have played better,
but you guys only blame me.
Then don't blame your team.
Yep, you know what, Mr. Perfect?
Mr. Perfect, I'll never blame my team again.
I guarantee you, you've never blamed your team in your life,
right, right?
You've never blamed your team in seeds,
you've never blamed your team in league, right?
Especially when, I don't know,
they're all going double-magnetive.
You're right, Mr. Perfect.
Let me just be a God, let me be a robot,
and literally just blame myself for everything.
Like a schizophrenic person!
Why so mad take accountability?
I've explained it 26 fucking times, I'll explain it 30 times.
I'm being accountable. I could have played better.
If I played better, we would have won that game.
The annoying part is, you only blame me for the loss!
I have three losing lanes!
I don't have support
I saw me CC, take care of the enemy I saw me he's back inside, last one in the red tank
In this small room.
On your tank.
Reloading, reloading.
Come on!
stop bitching and take accountability. All right, so you have a five IQ. You have a five IQ.
You have a five IQ. You have a five IQ. You have a five IQ. For the third time, I could have played better.
I understand that. If I played better, we would have won the game. Okay. When I have three losing lanes,
though, that are all going either double or triple negative and then not doing team fights while we're on Baron.
I'm allowed to blame my team, or I don't know how about when my team walked into a turret remember that
Remember when two of my teammates walked into a fucking turret remember that you guys
only
Only blame me for losses
The heckermos a diamond smurf, it's fine. I didn't know if he was a diamond smurf
He might have been a plat smurf
But if you put a platinum heck room on a smurf account in a silver lobby, he's going to wipe the floor with our team and that's what happened, bro
Yo, yo, jimmy
Yo, what up what I meant how's it going though pretty good pretty good. How's it going for you guys?
I'm doing a gaming gauntlet where I have to win a game of Siege and leave and I've lost
for the last three hours.
So hopefully I can win one.
Dang it.
That's no good.
I'm doing it in your stream but I heard you crashing out on leave.
Yeah, I was going against a smurfing heck room with three losing lanes and then my chat
blamed me the entire time.
The thing that triggers me the most is the question.
Oh, you're very smoothing.
Yo, what would it say if we pick you up on next PC Saturday?
Five seconds insertion. Um, we kind of already have a stack next Saturday twin
Oh
Maybe I just gotta remember like it is all just rage bait. It's all right, baby
It's just a big bro
bro, it's just rage base
Bander plane bottom east
What the whole world devolved to it's just range made man. Yeah, I do the question mark. It's the question marks
That's what it is. That's the one that pisses me off more than anything
I'm gonna burn out. Thank you.
Pop East.
Pop East!
I have your body, I'll leave it there for you.
Have I ever lost these?
It's probably Valkyrie here, that's the only problem.
Damn it.
How do you like them apples?
How do you like them apples?
You see how I knew Mute and Sentry were separated,
so I isolated the gunfight on Sentry
and then forced Mute into a long-range gunfight
with an SMG-11?
It's like, things like this don't pop up on the stat sheet,
but it's like, I'm literally a fucking genius.
Now do it on League. I've been playing League for three months and playing Siege for 10 years big difference, bro
Big difference I just I'm the fucking go
Sit down honestly sit down
Honestly, you're so bad at League. Yep. I've been playing for three months
Yeah, I have a type YR, you know what it is though?
It's the question marks.
That's what it is.
That's what I'm playing league and every time I look over at my chat and just a bunch
question marks like I actually lose my mind it's like yeah I'm a new player I'm
trying my best bro
that was a fucking that was an actual quad that was a was that a 1v4
yeah was that a 1v4
10 seconds before insertion
5 seconds
ITK what Lee gives
You just want a one bullet shot at the game
It was the ace?
No, it was the first time I got a 2k and that was the one before I think
I
Told this is the inside
I
Heard about the last
Like bottom of the I don't know what I'm looking at
Plants just plan just plan
I
That's on me. I like my teammates are inside. You'd went upstairs. I need to just know he's flanking
Yo guys just smack the fuse or hop in the site window
Please God just plan
I
Think on a drone was a little sketchy
Drop lobby I heard him behind me
dollars
This is no way right
Oh my god
For eliminated saying God
More accountability in siege than Lee question mark and there's no question mark
Yeah, I mean what's also like in siege like I kind of almost always know when I'm making a mistake and league
It's like so hard to know when I'm making a mistake because the game's knowledge gap is insane and I'm new to the game
That's on me though that was a 5v2 and like my teammates are inside so obviously he's gonna flank like I don't even know
What I was looking at I was like shooting
gas pipes
Yeah, I just think leagues like the hardest game, I don't know, ever.
It's like, it's such an intimidating game.
I think it's the hardest game ever, bro.
Honestly.
I think it's the hardest game ever.
And besides, I guess Dota, but like, I don't know anyone in NA who plays Dota.
It's just the hardest game ever.
It's literally so hard.
Yeah, the guy's saying, why are you pissing me off?
It's like, if that's getting to the point to when it's like, you're just saying shit,
like that back seating is like, doesn't even make sense.
What do you mean why?
It's my only way to survive.
Take the left, you son.
Take the right.
Quick drop!
Chad, I think I'm going to get active on East.
Rocket League is the hardest game?
No, it's not.
Rocket League?
Rock League is the hardest game mechanically, but it doesn't require like the strategic aspect of like League of Legends
Like bro
In League of Legends
In League of Legends, 170 different champions
All with four different abilities a lot of them have passives
I mean you're talking like understanding 800 different like things. I don't
Yes.
Jump in. My jump in on red paint. My jump in it off his window.
What? Oh.
Adding some protection from grenades.
Magnets ready
Hey, it's actually he walked in a fountain. I just I don't even believe you
I use it
What would stop and deal for located a bomb protected
one friendly operator remaining
I almost watched that, oh my god.
Oh, I almost watched that.
Chat I knew it was there, I should have refired it.
Damn it.
Chat I almost watched that man.
Well, Chad, it looks like we're finally going to win a game of solo Q siege today and it's
our fourth game.
And it looks like all it took was a one, a 2k in round one and then a 1v4 clutch in
round two.
You have to literally become like, I don't even know how to explain it, you have to
You have to literally become like Thanos to win a game of siege on SoloQ.
You have to literally become like Thanos.
Why not Free Fire?
Because I didn't know he was there.
I knew he was there, but I didn't know he was like there, there, like on top of my scope
Type shit.
Bro chat. Yo chat, I want to touch back on this, uh, like, uh, trade shit from 10 to day.
That's why I've been on my phone the whole time.
No, I think it'd be right. Apparently, I think it'd be right.
Secure the area. Come on to protect it.
Jelik, I don't think I've ever been on my phone this much in a stream. I've got like 700 tanks today.
So to win a solo queue game of Siege you literally just have to be Thanos, this took four games.
We still might lose
You literally have to be Thanos to win solo qc'd I don't I
Had three people leave in the span of two games the 4v2 cell was still the worst thing I've ever seen in my life
I hear one 90
Yeah, insecurity 90 holding the rotate.
up east.
One friendly remaining.
I got a first pick and then and then I'm in a 1v4 like what what do I have to do oh my
god I'm should I just leave what should I do I got a first pick and I'm in a 1v4
bro are we dead ass? of course you're blaming teammates. yeah who the fuck else would I blame?
what do you mean? I got an opening pick and I'm in a 1v4. I'm the only one who's ever
winning this game. hell yeah I'm gonna blame my fucking team. and then he took Ella. are
Are you dead ass man?
Babe.
Che, who do I blame?
Who do I blame?
I got the first pick.
I made it a 5v4 and then fast forward 30 seconds
and then a 1v4.
What do you want me to blame?
Casper the ghost?
Yo, I'm sorry about this,
the bad gaming stuff's on your shit though.
I just want to win.
If I lose this, if I actually lose this, I'm going to lose my mind.
Legitimately, I'm going to lose my mind.
Secure the bombs.
No!
No!
Jan, if I lose this game, I'm going to lose my mind.
of
the
death
of
death
of
the
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Jeff, where do you mean sniping?
Snipe and what?
Snipe and what?
You made a bullet hole, I'm paying.
in customs
Maybe holding custom double bear
Okay saying the other team is stream sniping planting planting
You better hold me bro
Yo my bad Jixie bro this is a bad game this is not a reflection of my uh
Nah you're good bro, hey it's Jixie yo
Oh my Jixie, love you Jixie
Love y'all boys, have a beautiful day
Beautiful back, beautiful back.
Thank you, too, man.
You two are going to be stalking you in Twitch.
Chat, we finally did it.
Oh, my God.
It took four games.
But I just had to become Thanos, man.
Yeah, so Chat, what did we learn today, bro?
I just think solo queueing is really not
good for your mental health.
And you know, it all wraps all roads lead to League,
bro.
That also ties back into why league players hate their lives because like
When you solo queue like
It's just like on league you have to solo queue, but I'm seeing instead
I just think solo queueing is not good for your mental health guys
I just don't think it's good for your mental health
Honestly honestly man, honestly
But I chat, I'm gonna hop off boys. W's man, W's stream, we failed yet another gauntlet.
I just couldn't win a game. I couldn't win a game of Siege. The easiest part was actually
reaching UC and Clash. New Clash update tomorrow, probably gonna check that out. I think we're
also gonna 1v1, it's Timmy and Rainbow Six each tomorrow as well. These gauntlets
are whipping my ass. But all right chat. Love y'all boys yep Elkwitter yeah chat I'll see y'all
tomorrow in Wichita McAulidate um probably gonna do new clash update and then we're gonna 1v1 Timmy
NC should be fun fun fun day maybe rips in the league probably not because I don't want to have
depression again but chat love y'all boys bro hope you're doing well.
you