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I'm telling you, bro.
Barca's best club in the world and I already knew going into this game.
Barca is going to win, but it's just nice to just come out swinging.
I'm telling you, bro.
Barca's winning UCL this year.
Darren fucking Tide.
Darren Tide.
Barca was already on the precipice of something great.
And then they scooped up out of Yemi and Audrey.
It's just over, bro.
Like it's just over, bro.
Barca is looking incredible.
I caught a teeny bit of this game,
but it adds a little bit of a blowout here.
Chat, next thing, Barca's winning UCL,
but we already know this chat.
Barca's winning UCL, I guarantee it.
Next thing, Patriots Seahawks tonight chat.
Now, listen, bro, as for my predictions
on this game there, okay?
We have the Seattle Seahawks
versus the New England Patriots.
This is the NFL opener Wednesday night football.
We never get Wednesday night football.
I like I said, I'm ending stream at like 815 chat now that NFL season is on the precipice, bro.
Like I am going to be a part time as streamer.
Yo, if it's a Wednesday night or if it's a Thursday night, Sunday night, Monday night,
I'm probably going to end at eight because bro, it's NFL season.
I've been waiting 200 fucking days for this and I'll be damned if I don't watch NFL prime time.
Now I'm also in like literally three fantasy leagues this year.
I have so much action across the board.
I still never won a fantasy league.
So we're gonna see what happens.
This is my third year.
Jack, now ask my predictions here.
We have Seattle Seahawks versus New England Patriots.
Interesting matchup.
It's the Super Bowl rematch from last year.
Now, if you're a casual fan,
you're going to think the Seahawks
are gonna win this game.
Oh, Jinx said that the defending Super Bowl champions,
JSN's The Truth, Sam Darnold's The Truth.
Chidereon Price is the truth.
The Seahawks defense is incredible.
Blah, blah, blah.
Listen, bro.
Drake Money May is throwing four touchdowns tonight.
Jack, we are about to bear witness
to a Drake May masterclass tonight.
Mark my fucking words.
AJ Brown's gonna reel in two.
This is gonna be a Drake May masterclass tonight, Jack.
Mark my words, bro.
And I know, I know the Seahawks are favorite.
The Seahawks are favorite to win bull-ish, bro.
Listen, man, Drake Money may throw in four touchdowns tonight.
Patriots are winning this ball game.
Patriots are winning this ball game.
Now, Hendy's out.
So, Ramon Dre's gonna take on
majority of the workload tonight.
I don't love Ramon Dre Stevenson as a running back.
I think Tribion Henderson is clearly better than him.
Just off the eye test alone.
So, I think that's gonna hurt
New England's offense a little bit.
But Drake May is the goddamn truth, bro.
Drake May is the goddamn truth.
I'm predicting an absolute Drake May masterclass tonight.
And maybe I'm glazing, maybe I'm delusional.
Bro, Drake May MVP race starts today.
MVP ballot starts today.
Let's get it, let's go.
Fate or with the 10 gifted subs.
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she own.
Diggity, diggy, diggy, diggy, diggy.
Chat, next thing on the schedule here.
What is the new iPhone?
People are saying new iPhone.
We covered the Barser game.
We covered the Seahawks game.
What is the new iPhone?
It's an event right now?
Am I allowed to?
Am I allowed to watch that?
It's an event?
Is there like a clip?
Can it's an event?
Yes, but not on YouTube.
I'm live on YouTube chat. That's the thing. I already went live.
Guys, I don't see this new iPhone live or new iPhone live stream.
stream? Wait, is ONA streaming it on YouTube? Wait, Chad, is there a clip of it? What's
better about it? What's better about it? You're never getting golden leak, but I'm
I'm literally about to kick off.
Chad, what's better about it?
Oh, here's a tweet, here's a tweet.
First look at the new iPhone Duo,
Apple's first ever foldable phone.
Whoa.
What would be the benefit of this though?
Chad, what would be the benefit of this?
What's one scenario where this would be useful?
What's the benefit of that?
Nothing.
Wait, Chad, what's the price?
Is it one of those things where it's like,
if you give us $1 every year,
you can get a new iPhone today?
Bro, those phone deals are absolutely disgusting.
It's like all just set it up
so you make payments for the rest of your life.
But they're like, if you give us 19 cents today,
you'll walk out a year with a brand new iPhone.
You also have to chop off your left and right testicle
in about six months.
But right now you're walking head out the door
with a new iPhone from Apple Adquarters.
Those phone deals actually piss me off.
Like those deals actually piss me off.
So, Jeff, that's it.
It's $2,000.
Say you swear to God.
Wait, it could be good on Clash.
I didn't even think about that.
Wait, oh my God.
Mod that guy.
Mod the guy that said Clash.
Yo, that could be insane for Clash.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
You know what this is, though, it's an iPhone mixed with an iPad, low key, bro.
That's actually kind of wacky.
Would I buy this?
Probably not.
I like my current phone, bro.
Chat, would I buy this?
Probably not, bro.
Wait, what's the price of it, though?
It's called iPhone 18 fold price.
It's called fold price.
That should work.
It starts at $2,000.
It starts at $2,000.
You have to be fisting me.
It starts at 2 grant.
Yeah, bro. I think I'm just good with my iPhone though, chat. I'm going to be honest.
Like, yeah, for clash would be cool, but I don't know if it'll be better for class because I have to have a further range of motion on my fingers then.
Like, I didn't even like class on iPad chat fart warning, fart warning, fart warning.
Silent killer, bro. I don't know, man. I don't know. I feel like this is just.
This is just running out of ideas and they're just trying to like finesse citizens out of money.
Tell me, be honest, too grand for a fucking phone.
Bro, you can get dude, you know, the last legendary iPhone.
Was the iPhone for, do y'all remember the iPhone for.
Bro, run 18, I don't even remember the last, like 10 iPhones.
Bro, do you remember the iPhone 4?
And remember the iPhone 5C?
Chad, remember the iPhone 5C?
It was the X, XR, mid, mid.
No, overrated, overrated, overrated.
Chad, it was the, remember the iPhone 5C?
Everybody had those.
Somebody said, Uncle Earth.
Wow, maybe I am 40.
Dude, everybody like, oh, what color is your iPhone?
Yo, I'm going to be honest, chat, like spending money on this
is low key.
No, spending money on this is lighting money on fire.
I'm going to be honest.
Spending money on this is lighting money on fire.
And don't fall for the little deals
that you're going to get.
Oh, just pay us $30 right now and you'll
walk out of here with the iPhone. But there's going to be like a 29% interest rate that
compounds every month. And you're basically going to be paying off this phone for the
next two years. Chat, do not buy this, bro. This is, this is literally just slop. This
is slop bro. Now clash, it could be fun on it. That's about it. This is slop.
I don't have some dude
Hey, I think about it. Oh, like I don't be honest, bro
If I see you with that phone, I might judge you a little bit. I might just be like
They finessed you bro. Really you?
You got finessed
You actually got finessed bro. Um new channeling tomorrow
Yeah, but it's not about billionaire by the way billionaire it's like bro
I'm not just gonna like a light money on fire on some products that probably isn't even
Dude, we are at the point now with phones where it's like we've already peaked on phones
usefulness probably 10 years ago.
So now they're like, well, we already made it pink.
And then this one, we made the camera wide, but then this one, there was three cameras.
And then this one, we removed, we moved the power button down two inches.
But now this one you can fold even though this is a stolen idea from Samsung.
And like bro that's the point of phones right now chat.
It's all just trying to squeeze every dollar they can out of human beings.
Don't buy this.
You can literally get a perfectly working phone for like I don't know a couple hundred
bucks.
Do not buy a three thousand dollar fucking Samsung flip phone.
That's literal slop.
But who knows.
We have a banger video tonight.
We have a banger video tonight.
It sounds like EA.
Dude, it is.
It's all the same shit, bro.
It's all the same fucking shit.
Dude, when you are Apple and you've been repackaging,
because how does Apple make money, right?
They have to make a new phone.
They have to.
How does EA make money?
They have to make a new matting.
They have to make a new 2K.
But, bro, they've been out of ideas for 10 years now, bro.
on both fronts. So like to sell new phones or like this one you can fold. And that'll be $3,000.
Like bro, it's just, it's all a scam bro. It's all slop. It's all just slop. They're just trying to
finesse citizens out of hard earned money. That's all it is. It's slop. Now we have a banger video.
How many players should it take to stop you? This video I seem in my recommended because as
As y'all know, I'm a Tom Glancy's Rainbow Six Siege Pro.
And I saw this video in my recommended.
I'm curious to see what this video entails.
Everybody lock in.
How many players should it take to stop you
lock in without further ado?
Have you ever wondered why being in a 1B4
feels like it's already over inside?
Not if you're Prime Stompin' or Prime 2023, JXC.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I haven't felt like that.
Some games.
Do it!
Blow him out of the map!
Send it to control!
But in others, you actually think you can win?
Everything opens time to the first and the way, there's no way, can you come in
from league like this?
You know that feeling.
You're the last player alive.
Yes.
And the team has four players left.
Yes!
On paper, the round is basically over.
But depending on the game you're playing.
If you're stomping you might have a completely different reaction in one game. You're thinking. Yeah, I'm fucked in another you're thinking
Okay, maybe I can actually do this and I think the reason those situations feel so completely different comes down to one question
How much control should an individual player actually have over the outcome of a multiplayer game?
Because every competitor what a great video topic. What an incredible
What this is gonna be big the multiplayer game has to answer that question. It doesn't matter if it's 3v3
44 or 5v5
At some point the developers have to decide if one absolute freak of a player
There's a lobby how much can they personally force a win and that decision influences almost everything else how fast should you move?
How quickly should you die on sides a bullet on sides a bullet that guy?
on me. Oh my god. Should there be abilities? If you're in a 1v4 scenario and this goes for shooters,
I can't speak for like obviously League or Rocket League because those are two different games.
If you're in a 1v4 scenario in a shooter, your number one job is to play as aggressive as possible
and isolate as many gunfights as you possibly can. Period. In Siege especially, if you don't
isolate gunfights, you will never win, ever. Power weapons. So I'm literally-
And then also on the contrary, if you're in the 4v1, your job should be stacking and playing trades.
Super Soldier.
Chat type of high YouTube in the chat.
Do you respawn instantly or are you sitting in spectator mode for two minutes?
Oh wait, I think these are just random independent design decisions.
They're all different ways of answering that same fundamental question.
How much should one player matter?
And what's interesting is that different multiplayer games have come up with radically different answers
Some games let one player completely take over a match
Because in Counter-Strike it's different because Counter-Strike has like an ecosystem, right?
In League of Legends, it's different because in League of Legends you have items and gold
So like it really does depend on the factors
In Siege it's different because what if you're in a 1v4, but you're defending and there's 10 seconds left
Then it looks pretty winnable like it all just it's so many factors that go into this my god
Others intentionally force you to rely on the people around you one shot
Neither approach is necessarily wrong, but they create completely different experiences. I
Want you to imagine a perfectly balanced 5v5
Can't do it
Can't do it
Uh, if I'm solo-cuing, I have four banana peels on my team,
and then the other team is a SWAT team.
I can't, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Every player contributes exactly 20%
of their team's total impact.
Chat, chat.
On paper, yes, on paper that should happen.
That includes you.
That sounds fair, right?
But now imagine two of your teammates
get picked off instantly.
Suddenly, you can't just play well, you can't just contribute your 20%, you have to become
something completely different from the player you were 30 seconds ago.
And the real question every game has to answer is, does it even let you?
Because if the game gives you no way to compensate for being outnumbered, then the outcome
is basically predetermined.
But if the game gives you too much individual power, then why even have a team?
That's the tension.
If one player has too little agency, your individual performance can start to feel meaningless.
But if one player has too much agency, teamwork can start to feel meaningless.
So somewhere between those two extremes, every multiplayer game has to find its own
answer.
And the easiest way to understand those different answers is to look at what each
game actually gives to players because every multiplayer game hands you a toolkit and that
toolkit defines your options dictates how you solve problems and ultimately caps how much one
person can influence the outcome. So let's talk about Rocket League. On paper, Rocket League is
as basic as it gets. It's 3v3 car soccer. Here's an hypothetical question for you and I don't
know chat y'all would know. What if Zen were to 1v3 three grand champions not SSLs three grand champions would he win or lose? Everyone has the same options, the same boost, the same controls, you can jump boost, flip, power slide, air roll. Okay, what about three champions? That's pretty much it. Simple mechanics, right? Except when you start stringing those mechanics together, the
The ceiling becomes practically infinite.
If you've ever played Rocket League, chances are you've run into a Smurf who snatched the
ball off kickoff and air dribbled it directly into your net, all game, understriked home,
so mechanically skilled that they can practically win by themselves.
And that's a pretty extreme form of individual agency.
The game doesn't need to give you a power weapon, it doesn't need to...
Yeah, dude, the thing about Rocket League is like, if you put a Smurf in a 3v3 lobby
or a 2v2 lobby, he's gonna have nine goals.
Like Rocket League, the skill expression is so clear
because the game is so simple.
There's barely any randomness to Rocket League.
Like if somebody's better than you,
they're just gonna be above you
flicking it into your net every time.
Like there's very, there's honestly nothing
about Rocket League is random, nothing.
So if you're smurfing, you'll actually have 10 goals.
You give you a special ability.
It doesn't even need to change the tools available to you.
Like in Siege, you could smurf and literally go 0 and 3 for the first three rounds.
If you get C4 wall banged, wall banged again, like Siege has a lot more random factors that
go into it.
He just asked you how much can you do with the tools you've been given.
And honestly, I think that's pretty f***ing cool.
If you use the exact same toolkit better than me, then you deserve to win.
That's the beauty of Rocket League.
Yeah.
It never hands you a bigger toolkit.
just ask how much of the baseline tools you're actually talented enough to use.
That's why getting outplayed in Rocket League rarely feels like total bullsh**t.
You didn't lose to a power weapon, you didn't lose to some broken ability, you know exactly
what happened.
They had the same car you did.
They just did something with it that you couldn't.
But Rocket League isn't the only way to create individual agency.
You can also give players more influence by changing the tools available to them
during the match. And that's where a game like Halo gets really interesting. Let's take a quick
look at competitive Halo. Halo has always prided itself on even starts. Everyone spawns in with
the exact same setup. Same weapon, same grenades, same shields. On a pre-played Halo, that's peak
competitive integrity. You didn't lose because I had a better loadout or because I picked a broken
character. It's not something like basketball. You didn't lose just because I was born taller
than you. We started with the exact same tools. It just came down to who used them better.
But there's a weird paradox here. If everyone spawns in with the exact same stuff,
shouldn't everyone have roughly the same amount of influence? At first glance, yeah.
Say every player in the lobby hits all their shots, they have perfect accuracy.
A battle rifle has a fixed minimum time to kill.
still.
And no matter how insane your mechanics are, you literally cannot melt someone faster than
the game allows.
So if two guys push you at once, you're fighting the math just as much as you're fighting them.
You can only kill them one at a time.
So that's where Siege, I hope he talks about Siege in this, but like, where in Siege,
it's one shot headshot.
Is Halo not one shot headshot?
In Siege you could like if this if siege wasn't one shot at shot 1d5s would be like almost impossible
Almost impossible I would say that means the base starter all of a separate weapon heavily rewards team shooting
Two guys focusing on one target will always be a solo player trying to take on two separate targets
So if you're stuck in that 1d2
The math says you're fucked
But here's where halo sandbox changes everything
Because Hilo isn't just about the weapon you spawn with, it's about everything that
happens after the clock starts.
Power weapon spawn.
Overshields an active camo come online.
The sandbox is constantly changing the options available to you.
That base toolkit you spawned with was just a starting line.
Now you get to expand it.
Take the fan favorite power weapon as an example, the sniper rifle.
The battle rifle forces you to respect it's time to kill.
The sniper doesn't give a damn about time to kill.
clean headshot and they're dead instantly. So let's go back to that impossible 1v2.
A second ago the math said you were dead, but now imagine you're holding a sniper.
You aren't sitting there trying to survive a four-shot duel against two guys at once,
you're literally just two headshots away from completely flipping the fight.
The sniper didn't just give you a stronger gun, it gave you options that literally
didn't exist two seconds earlier and that's a massive increase in individual agency. Now the key
is the sniper's hard to use so it's not like picking up the weapon automatically makes you a god.
There's still a great degree of difficulty. So that's an interesting question. I think it's the
direction he's taking the video but like what game would you say has the most individual agency?
Would it be Rocket League?
And getting this done.
Grenades?
We're like, what I mean by that is like you have the most control of the outcome.
Overshield, they all do the same basic thing.
They expand what you're capable of pulling off.
The player who controls the map and uses those tools best
can dramatically increase their own influence over the match.
And that's what I find so interesting about Halo.
about Halo, the game starts everyone with roughly the same amount of power, but then
it gives you opportunities to earn more.
And that creates a completely different answer to the individual agency question than something
like Call of Duty.
Now on the surface, competitive Call of Duty looks pretty similar.
Competitive Call of Duty in 2026.
Fries, bro.
Yo, we are done with the 90s, alright?
game's skill expression compared to like any mainline FPS is a joke. Everyone starts with
roughly the same weapons. Sure, public matches have a million attachments, but competitive
cod is heavily restricted. And almost everyone is running the same. I would argue that competitive
cod has the least agency out of like any of the main like the least individual agency where
you have the most power at an AR build or SMG. And some of the cod titles have kill
killstreaks and specialists, but that's not in every game.
So let's just stick to the core gunplay
and decision-making loop.
Everyone starts with practically the same tools,
but unlike Halo, that toolkit almost never evolves mid-match.
There are no rockets to fight over, no overshield,
no sniper that suddenly-
You couldn't be more wrong.
So your challenge needs to my face.
You think you have more individual power
in a lobby of Call of Duty versus Rocket League.
wrong. If you're the best player on a Rocket League field, you're going to score seven goals.
If you're the best player in a Cod lobby, you could literally have the unluckiest game ever.
Turns you into a god on the map. If your AR kills in the exact same amount of time every
engagement, you're locked into that time to kill. So let's put yourself back into that 1v2 again.
The math is heavily stacked against you. But Cod offers no way to solve this math problem.
So why is competitive call of duty still a very skillful esport? Because the skill didn't disappear,
it just moved. Instead of handing you huge leverage through power weapons,
COD forces you to stack a bunch of tiny advantages over and over again.
Better positioning, better timing, better routes, spa manipulation, snapping to cover,
and of course being consistent with your accuracy. Every single one of those plays
is small on its own, but when you chain them together, they become overwhelming.
Individual agency doesn't necessarily mean being able to pull off some insane 1v4.
A player can have enormous-
Show me one scenario where a professional call of duty player 1v4'd 4 pros.
I don't think it's possible, because your time to kill is just so fast.
I don't think it's possible.
influence over a match through a thousand tiny decisions.
So maybe the question isn't simply how much agency a game gives you.
Maybe it's also where that agency comes from.
And if we want to see what happens when you push individual agency to the absolute extreme,
we then have to talk about Counter Strike.
So chat, boom, what did I just say?
Okay, sure, there's been one before us in Pro League.
You know, I like to make extreme takes.
But what did I say?
Call of Duty is at the bottom of of agency. It's at the bottom. What did I say?
Before I even saw this video people are gonna say pre-watch
Right when he said God, I said you are going to have less impact in a cod lobby than you would in a rocket league lobby
What did I say?
We didn't have to talk about counter strike
Counter strike sits at the yo bro, you should talk about League of Legends
If you're the first guy in a lobby with full build and you're like six and oh you can literally cut everyone's head off
Extreme end of individual agency because it blends two things. We've already talked about a ridiculously powerful toolkit and a massive mechanical ceiling
Just like other FPS games CS has that same basic mathematical problem you can only shoot so fast
But Counter Strike completely changes the math because the main rifle on T side, the most popular weapon to use, the AK-47, can kill anyone instantly with a single headshot at any range.
Oh my god! Every engagement can end in a fraction of a second.
Is that so familiar? It's the exact same reason that Halo Sniper boosts your agency. It creates possibilities that shouldn't mathematically exist.
The difference is that in Halo, you have to fight the enemy team to pick up the sniper.
In Counter-Strike, the economy lets you buy that level of power directly.
Anyone on the team can suddenly become the guy who saves the round.
And that's why no matter how bad a round looks, it is never over until that last bullet
is fired.
Don't step on B.
Bro, the hardest thing about Counter-Strike and the thing I find most impressive is when
people shoot the AK at like long range and they actually can control the recoil.
This gun's recoil is so hard, whenever I play CS I just AWP.
Oh my f***ing god.
Holy s***.
In Counter-Strike, you see people pull off insane clutches all the time.
You can be completely alone against a full squad, and still have a realistic path to winning.
Because you're literally just 5 clean headshots away from glory.
Now you could argue, isn't that kind of unfair?
If the other team earned 4 kills to make it a 5v1, shouldn't they just get the round?
And of course they should, and 99% of the time they do.
A 1v5 should be-
Unless you play stubborn.
Near and possibly.
But the crucial part is that Counter-Strike doesn't make it literally impossible.
The only thing standing between you and a Merlko moment is execution.
And that's exactly why those moments are so exciting.
I mean, that's just such a aura lob.
Pulling a 1v5 was easy.
Nobody would care.
The odds are terrible, but the chance is always right there.
And that possibility is a huge part of what makes individual agencies so compelling.
Wow.
Counter-strikes individual agency above Rocket League and pull off a 1v4 and call of duty
But most of the time that's because the team of four failed to execute
If two players challenge you at the exact same time you can only shoot at one of them
Even if you hit every shot, so Chad, I think the interesting way to answer this video is like
You would have to get the best player in the world at every game
Which is would be such a cool idea, but it'd be so hard to set up
But you get the best player in the world at every game and just actually see how many players, how many average players it takes to beat them.
Like, you get the best Call of Duty player in the world. You get Donk from CS, you get Zen from Rocket League and you just see how many average players it takes to beat them.
That's how you would find out which game you have the most individual agency in.
You still have to kill one before the other.
Or you get like Peter bot in Fortnite.
So, for you to win that fight, the second player has to miss, hesitate, or give you some other
mistake to exploit.
Oh my god.
That's the math problem again.
In Call of Duty, the game doesn't give you a tool that lets you break that math.
You can't suddenly kill.
How many average Fortnite players would it take to kill Peterbot in purely just like
build fights?
Like they can cut him down, everything.
And I'm talking like average, like five out of 10 players.
Like 10, God, people are saying 10, really.
You think Peterbot, he has no heels.
You think Peterbot could actually 1v10?
God, I wanna set up that challenge on Fortnite.
I feel like that'd be so entertaining.
Two people at once.
But no pros, no good players, just average players.
people who know how to build and shoot.
Can't grab a power weapon that changes the equation.
You can't create some huge advantage
that lets you overcome being outnumbered.
So when you pull off a 1v4,
you're usually not overpowering four players
who executed perfectly.
You're taking advantage of four players who didn't.
And that's an important distinction.
Call of Duty absolutely gives you ways to outplay people.
It just doesn't give you a reliable way
to overcome multiple players
doing everything right at the same time.
The math simply won't let you.
And that's why its individual agency feels so different
from something like Halo or Counter-Strike.
But what happens when you take that same lethal gunplay
and give the player another way to break the math?
You.
That's where a game like Valorant gets interesting
because Valorant-
So Bro talked about Counter-Strike, Valorant and Halo
but didn't talk about Siege?
It gives you something Counter-Strike doesn't, a toolkit that can change the equation before
the bullets even start flying.
This is where Valorant takes that exact same DNA and tweaks it.
The guns are still hyper-lethal, one player can still pull off a heroic round, but Valorant
gives every character a completely different toolkit.
Your impact isn't purely down to gunplay anymore.
heavily tied to what your agent actually brings to the table. Some characters are built to take
first fights, some cut off lines of sight, some gather information, and some can lock down half
of the map. So once again, the game is answering our original question differently, where Counter
Strike asks, what can you do with the exact same tools as everyone else? Valorant asks,
what can you do with the unique utility that you picked? And suddenly individual agency isn't
just about how mechanically skilled you are. It's also about the decisions you make with the specific
tools that your character gives. But also like I don't know much about Valorant but like
on siege certain operators are really strong on certain maps and really weak on others. So like if
you main an operator and he's really strong on a certain map like you're obviously just going
to be at a huge advantage. So like your percentage would automatically just go up.
So, how much control should one player have after looking at all of these games we can finally come back to that original question. And I don't think there's a universal answer. Call of duty isn't less competitive because it limits how easily one guy can get cheaper.
Yeah, I also feel like out of all these games here, like if there's like a smurf in a CS lobby,
like they're just going to get so many engagements over such a long game that their gap is going to
be so big. Like they're just going to have all of the guns, all of the flashes, all of the
nades like instantly. I don't know. I feel like CS it's like so hard to, it's so hard to beat
somebody who's better than you in CS. Like same with Valorant though, like what game here is
most likely for an upset? Probably con. Probably con.
Mode. It's just built around a different philosophy. It rewards consistency, communication, team
coordination, small advantages stacked together. Halo, Counter-Strike, and Rocket League lean
further into individual expression. They intentionally leave the door open for one
player to completely break the expected scripts and do something ridiculous.
And even those games get there in completely different ways.
If the enemy team is better than you, you lose every game. I disagree, bro.
I've lost to people in Siege that are literally horrible.
Like I've lost to some of the worst players ever in Siege.
Siege would be a game where I would say there's so much randomness that can happen.
And it's mainly just because of one-shot headshots.
Like, bro, like, Chad, have y'all ever played Siege yet?
Because I'm asked.
Sure.
Have y'all ever played Siege and lost to someone who's considerably worse in you?
Halo gives you a sandbox that can expand your toolkit.
Rocket League gives you an uncapped mechanical ceiling.
Counter-Strike gives you absurd lethality in the possibility of the miracle.
Valorant combines individual mechanical skill with unique character utility.
But you know what I realize though also though and I'm sorry for pausing but like siege games are so short
They're literally up to four a CS game is up to like what is it 12 or 13 like
Bro siege games are so short like you can just get down to oh just some BS and then it's like you're in trouble
So maybe that's a real takeaway the important question isn't simply how much agency is good. It's where should that agency come from?
Should it come from map control, mechanical execution, unique abilities, team coordination,
or should the game give one exceptional player enough tools to completely break the expected
outcome?
And if you ask me-
I can't believe in this video he didn't mention League of Legends, like that's literally
all the game is about is called 1v9ing.
That's literally the whole, like, model of the game.
Well, I know which answer I prefer.
I want to be able to look at that one before and think I just might be able to do this.
Thank you guys for watching and much love.
What a beautiful video, bro.
Now chat, I leave you with this thought, bro, or YouTube to watch this on YouTube.
What game do you think you have the most individual power in?
It could be a 10-man lobby of CS, a six-man lobby of Rocket League.
game out of every competitive game in the world do you have the most individual power?
Somebody said clash. Clash is a 1v1 game. Clash is literally just an individual game.
The problem with clash though is matchups. That's the issue with clash. You can lose to
to somebody who's terrible in Clash.
Like, bro, here's the way you could describe Clash, right?
And I actually can explain this perfectly.
When I played against Muhammad Light in Clash,
if y'all remember that, we were doing a 99-0 in Clash.
I think I beat him on like the fourth battle
or the seventh battle.
If I won V1 Peterbot, he would kill me 10,000 times
in a row barring. He never gets tired or bored. He would be me 10,000 times in a row.
Shadow with the five gifted subs. Show them the chat. Now, here's my next question. Chat.
I want to do that video, bro. Like, I want to see how many, because we did it on rock and
league. If y'all remember, we did it with Reddles. It was like, it was like, it was weird,
though I didn't like the structure of it because like we had some people who never played the game
like me and Ron were I was like silver at the time and then we had some diamonds and stuff bro
I want to get Peterbot in like a fortnight lobby and we just get like as 10 average players we
start with one two three four five six and we see how many average players it takes to beat Peterbot
Like, I would consider myself an average Fortnite player because I know how to build and shoot.
I'm not good at all.
A lot of people did that with who.
Who was the pro?
Who was the pro?
A lot of people did it with who?
A lot of people did it with clicks.
But isn't the gap between clicks and Peterbot pretty big?
Like, I'm not saying clicks isn't insane, but isn't the gap between clicks and Peterbott pretty big?
Peterbott has like seven FNCSs.
Not really. I feel like it is.
Yeah, guys, I already know.
What's that weird thing in the corner? I'm assuming you're talking about my camera.
my camera. There's a streamer saying Jinxie one million times. His name is Fiss Firi.
What? Saying Jinxie one million times. What's his name? Oh my god.
What the fuck is he doing 73,000 he's been doing this for two days now say you swear to
God, he's been doing this.
I'm saying your name a million times, bro.
I just wanted to meet you, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, chat.
Let me get this straight, hold on.
I swear, bro, I swear to God.
Chat, he's been doing this for two days,
six hours, 43 minutes, 50, 54 seconds.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
If this guy actually gets to a meal again,
I'll be impressed legitimately.
Yo, do you realize, Chad, that's like, wait, okay, if it takes two days for him to get to 73,000, how many days would it take for him to get to a million?
What do you mean I'm not real to Gucci? Bro.
A month
You know this guy you know this guy's a psychopath bro
What in the fuck
The second goal is for the content
Not as much to leech off Jinxie, but for the absurdity of the challenge
Look man. I'm gonna be honest with you Fitzfury, bro
If you actually say my name one million times, I'm I don't even know what to say
Like bro, what?
That I'll follow him bro, I'll check in on this in a couple of days, bro
One million times
One million times
Gift him
Okay, hold up
Yo, this is you know, that's a literally a month guys. This is like a mr. Beast fucking video
Bro this dude has said it 73,000 times
I'm gonna I'm gonna gift this guy
Wait, hold up, I need to get my phone one second one second. I'm gonna give this guy hundreds
All right, Chad, I'm about to gift this guy.
jigsie one million times and that is psychotic, bro.
Oh,
yeah, I just want to meet you, but you have the stream, bro.
Yo, what do you mean in real life?
I just want to meet you in real life.
Bro, what in the fuck, dude?
Yeah, this is fucking insane
Chat um, which McCarty what was I gonna say? Oh, yeah, Ron's powers out by the way
Chat we might be cooked on game night guys
Ron's power is out, bro.
Ron's power is out.
Oh, it's back on?
Okay, okay.
Oh, wait, yeah, yeah, hold up.
He just texted in a group chat.
No, no, it's back, it's back.
Okay, Ron's good, Ron's good.
chat um which macalodate barso scored again
Jesus dude oh my god five one full time
chat what what league is this club from is this like a chairman club
Rotterdam, third and Irivedes, chat what league is this club from? Oh, Netherlands. Wait, PSV is
from Netherlands? PSV is a Dutch club? I did not even know that, bro. I'm gonna be honest. I did
not even know that. Okay, chat, I think we're getting on with Joe and Ron in like an hour.
What game should we play? Chat, what game should we get on for the next hour? What do
y'all want to do? Guys, I don't guys, by the way, for league, I don't know a day yet.
I think it might be Friday where I push gold. Chat saying league. Guys, I am one off silver
Chad, I think we have to do League R6 clash and just run the poll. I think that's all fairs.
Guys, I'm one win off Silver 1 in League.
Chad, okay, run the poll, League R6 or clash? Do you want a five-minute poll? Vote, vote, vote, vote,
vote. Dude, I'm so excited for NFL tonight, Chad. Oh my God. I'm predicting a Drake main
master class tonight genuinely.
Chat vote in this poll vote vote vote chat vote vote vote vote vote vote
vote.
I'm going to be a little bit more
chat.
It's been a really, really messed up week.
Seven days of torture.
Seven days of better.
Am I better?
Meta, meta, meta, meta, meta, meta do I mean.
Bada, basa, bada, basa, bada, basa, bada, da, da, aye, well.
Chat, all I'm saying bro, is here's my plans bro.
Today we got Game Night with Joe and Ron,
we're gonna play the Bomb banana game.
That game looks fucking peak by the way,
it's like a Bomb defusal game where one of us is blind,
one of us is deaf and then one of us is,
I forget what it is.
Um, that game speak tomorrow, I think I'm going to play the new 3D 3 mode with mingo and stoppin at 4pm. They're down.
So that's going to be sick. We're probably like an hour or something and just absolutely destroy people.
And then, um, Friday, I think there's no NFL games. It's literally perfect. I think Friday I'm going to push for gold in league. I need for winds.
And he's four fucking wins, bro. Four fucking wins.
Lee check Twitter.
She's a California down, but it's never made a glitter.
Hey, chat, how much you want to bet when I load up siege? I'm going to get rollback.
I don't know, man. I had some Susie Baca games.
I had some Susie Baca games. Snake with the 25 gifts in it.
I'm telling you, bro, we're getting champ this season on siege.
We're getting champ.
Boys, tomorrow we're going to do 3v3 mode to stop at a mango.
It's going to be peak.
And then, bro, I think Friday I'm going to push for Golden League.
I'm actually so close.
Oh my god.
Jack, I want y'all to be honest, bro.
And I asked my brother this morning, too.
Jack, did y'all ever see a world where I, Nicholas Stewart, would become a League of Legends
gold player?
Did y'all ever see a world where that would happen?
Dude, you know the amount of people that said I would quit League on day one?
The amount of people that said I would quit League on day one.
Bro, it's a competitive masterpiece.
It is, bro.
I think if you're a true competitive gamer, League of Legends, and also if you hate yourself, which, like, bro, that's why I play Siege, you should quit League.
I probably should because I feel like what's going to end up happening is I'm going to play League for the rest of my life.
I genuinely love that game.
Like, bro, when I get a fucking triple kill, I want to come in my pants, full not paused.
Guys, I'm four wins away from gold four wins. I think Friday. I'm gonna push for it. I
Asked my brother this morning, and I was like, did you ever see a world where I'd be a League of Legends gold player?
And he said fuck now dude check remember when I was in like iron
I didn't know where my jungle camps were I would go like one and 15 every game on Warwick
I would miss my are every five seconds
classic
Telling you bro, like I'm gonna get gold probably Friday. We're gonna push gold
That's gonna be cinema
probably Friday. Yo, if I get gold, I'm gonna, oh my God, then I got to go for
Plat. I don't know though, I feel like, because Muda's progression is really good.
I also think though Muda is naturally a better gamer than me, but Muda also does
have like 200 more games played than me. Like I feel like when I get out of
round Muda's games played, I'll be close to Plat. Like I'll be high gold
plan. Muda is an insane gamer. His legacy is just stained. Muda files, aware, my god.
Like Muda will physically never be eligible for a gamer of the year trophy. Quit thinking
the prime. Oh my God, I love that intro. Chad, you know that intro? That intro, um,
what you called it was like. Frost got him the lead skin. Bring frost elite into every
match with her paragon. Frost hair is white. I thought it was black. Should I get this?
should I get this body cam you guys want me to try body cam body cam oh mood is
calling me
Yeah, did you just take a screenshot?
Yeah, this guy took a screenshot.
I like to take pictures of you, bro.
Listen, bro, I sent you this message a week ago and you just fucking left my ass on red, bro.
But, you know, one day, not now, you're probably busy.
One day, when you hop on body cam, bro, please.
Well, my chat is telling me to get on body cam now. Wait chat. What?
Wait chat run a poll should I play body cam or siege?
Yeah, I said, so wait, what is body cam? I never played it before I never play body cam. So I never
Tied up and blindfolded and put into Afghanistan with a gun in your hand and you just didn't go to war
It's like the most like simulated crazy bullshit ever bro. You need to see it, bro. You need to see it
You did that I see it bro. It's like you are the character, bro. You're in war Jixi. You're in war
Like it's literally war, bro. It's literally war. Really? Chat, should I get on body cam now?
But you may get PTSD bro. Like it's actually crazy
Okay, muda. I'm gonna download the game. Um
Let me try like a couple games solo, and then I'll call you
All right, and hold on which it's called body cam
I'm gonna see you, bro
What is this called?
Body cam I have $25 in steam is it what side has got cocked. I'm one dollar short. Are you serious?
Okay, yeah, all right, let me try this.
Bro, the recoil looks gnarly in this.
Check, can I use controller on it?
Can I use controller on it?
Check, can I use controller or no?
No.
Bro, how do you buy it?
So, body cam, no I don't want to add it to my fucking wish list, I want to buy it, what
the fuck?
Have as, you don't have to do that, you can just click, J.P. the giver to chip on, show
No, they get a prime.
Yeah, what did I leak?
I leaked what?
Do Siege 33.
I'm doing that tomorrow.
Tomorrow I'm doing the 33 mode, the new 32 mode.
I think I installed it.
Wait, what did I leak?
I leaked the mood as a number?
Wait, what?
I leaked Muda's number?
Bro, no I didn't, motherfuckers.
Chad it's downloading.
Chad it's downloading.
How similar is this to Siege on a scale of one to ten?
How similar is this to siege on a scale of 1 to 10?
How similar? How similar?
Oh, zero. Great.
The fuck is that internet? Is this slow or good?
Chat, is this slow or good? I have fiber internet.
Is this download speed slow or good, chat?
How are some people saying slow and then some people saying good? That's physically not even possible. How are some of you saying slow and some of you saying good? The game's huge.
Wait, so chat. Is there a ranked system?
Joe's live. Yeah, guys, we're not getting on bomb banana till four. So like an hour.
Like an hour.
Wait, wait, wait, watch on a plate it.
On a plate it.
Really.
On a pixel.
Body cam.
Oh my god, he did play it.
Put on maximum graphics.
Well chat, it's still downloading.
Chat, should I be like nervous to play this game?
Chat, should I be like nervous to play this game?
Let me see ONA.
Let me see ONA play it.
Here we go.
opens up right now.
Oh my f**king god.
Hell spoilers, hell spoilers. Wait, that looks insane though.
No, no, no, no. Chat, that actually looks insane.
That actually looks insane.
What? That looks crazy.
You get PTSD from it?
I don't think that's how that works though, Chad.
Mikey, think of what it's your one.
Chad, I don't think that's how that works.
What do you mean malware?
You get malware from the game.
It's not malware. It has malware.
Google it. It has malware.
Is malware the stuff that gives you viruses?
Does body cam have malware?
Well, Chad, the species been on 1hp for 4 years, so it's ready to kick the bucket.
No, the body cam, no, the game body cam does not contain intentional malware, but it recently had a serious security scare.
Regarding a vulnerability.
What happened? Players reported a potential remote code RCE vulnerability in the game's peer-to-peer networking code.
In theory, an RCE exploit could allow malicious actors in public lobbies to exit commands or crash other players' games.
Mildware evidence. There was no confirmed proof that actual malware keyloggers or data theft payloads.
Oh, it's fixed. Okay.
Chatter, you ready?
I should probably, even before I load in, just go like max graphics.
I should probably before I even load in, just go like max fucking graphics.
You buying me that new iPhone, right? Yo, bro, I'm not even buying me that new iPhone.
Why did my discord auto boot?
Am I out of my end?
In my end?
Still rendering.
My heart actually jumped.
Chat is my PC bad?
Yo, this looks insane.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Can you lean?
How do I grab the shotgun?
How do I grab it?
How do I grab it?
Sweet!
Q E is how you lean.
Oh my god, it's over.
I'm not good on mouse.
Yo, how do you grab guns?
How do you grab guns, F?
So chat, how do I play a game?
Use controller?
How do I swap guns?
Why did my gun change?
How do I swap guns?
Oh, here we go.
It's not R1, R1?
of
the
I
Chat what should I do holy crap this looks insane what should I do?
What do I do?
T.D.M.
Is that Fonk?
Fonk?
Fonk?
Yo, this looks insane.
How do you sprint?
How do you sprint?
How do you sprint?
Chad, how do you sprint?
How do you sprint?
I'm on controller.
Left stick?
it down?
Yo, there's a trenches map?
What the fuck I feel like I'm in a game like in a real life
Can you hear me?
They're actually... they're actually...
Wait, are you like actually J.C.?
Can you hear me?
Yeah?
Wait, what? I'm on auto talk?
Wait, are you actually... wait, are you actually J.C.?
No, no.
Oh, it...
Yo, J.C.
Does this game have friendly fire?
Oh, it does have friendly fire!
We got a little aim assist over here, god damn!
I gotta use mouse, oh my god.
The
The shotgun at
That's one of my own spawn
So it's in the flank of a lifetime
What the fuck?
BAM!
Bro this recoil is actually unreal.
I believe it's actually-
So he spawns in behind me.
Am I like 0 and 7 right?
How is everybody else so much more accurate than I am?
I'm getting like fried!
Like I mean, I'm on a pixel!
How do you drone?
You can drone how?
Hello, hello! Yo, go!
Let's go to work, please.
Yo! Aziz, Aziz, Aziz, Aziz!
Aziz, how do you drone?
Move, move, move!
Aziz, how do you drone?
Oh my god, Genki, I'm like your biggest fan fan.
How do you do? How do you do?
How do they fuck?
Where am I going to do this?
Now this shit!
I can't even see anything!
I'm just feeling bullet!
Genki, come here, bro. Genki, come here.
How do you drive?
So it's...
It's 5, it's 5.
It's 5?
Yeah, we're only 5 and then you're like...
Run!
I don't know where from what.
It's like actually, you can see I'm watching you stream. This is it.
I'm like your biggest fan there.
Did he shoot me?
Jamesy, can you give me a shout out?
Oh, I can't hear Jesus Christ!
No! I'm trying to fucking play, and I'm holding 10!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Where are the enemies?
Shit on idiots, shit on!
Yo, I'm just, can we just play that? Can we lock in? Can we just play it again? God!
You're dead or you're dead.
Shut up, I'm not.
Shut up!
I know you're dead, don't act.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
I know he's dead, dumbass!
I just pulled my hair! I just pulled my hair!
I just pulled my hair!
I just pulled my hair!
What is he going to take a hundred shots?
It's learning.
It's kind of fun actually.
It's kind of fun actually.
Chad, I feel like I'm like in a trench, bro.
What are those, the most?
Chad, what are those?
Chad, what are those?
What? Is that a drone?
Target acquired. That's a tree.
Target acquired.
That's a tree. Target...
I'm
They went
Am I out of drugs
That's not a timer is there a timer on it
We lost. I had seven kills. 16 deaths. Jesus. Oh my God.
What do you mean negative 7?
What do you mean negative 7 kills?
I had 17 kills?
I had 17 kills?
I
I
Don't see anybody
How do you leave, Jack?
I don't see anyone!
That's a kill.
Oh, they both get caught.
You guys...
Oh my god, you can upgrade!
Can I upgrade?
Chat, where do you go to upgrade your weapon?
Oh, you can only do it out of the game.
Oh, yeah, CTE. Yep, that makes no sense. Upgrade, upgrade. I go to upgrade. You can't do it here, CTE!
Let's give him loose, unclear instructions, and then spam CTE for nine hours!
MODS! REMOVE THIS FUCKING EMOTE!
Like, how am I supposed to know I can't upgrade my weapon in a game?
Every major first-person shooter to ever exist allows you to modify your weapons in the game!
You have CTE! You're a fucking drone!
Remove this fuck-ass emote!
Fuck!
I've actually literally never played a game in my life
where you can't modify your weapon in the game.
Ever.
Never in my life.
And you're spamming CTE.
Holy tits!
So you spend money on it?
Which one should I get?
Which one should I get?
Oh, god, I hate this T-Motor.
It's so unfunny.
I, I, I, I hate this email. I, I actually hate this email.
A muzzle?
I don't see where, where scope would be though.
Where's scope?
Which one is scope?
Optic mount?
Should I buy this the buzzen?
Should I buy the buzzen?
Bro, that's why I was getting shit on, my gun was ass.
Oh, I don't know any of these.
Flash Hider Compensator.
Ooh chat, how does suppressor sound?
Now by an optic.
This?
Which one should I get?
I want to get one that looks sexy.
This one looks kind of sexy.
Cass.
Lagen.
It's the only one that looks like a siege one.
That would look sexy as fuck.
Tower?
Is it equipped?
Is there anything else I need to buy?
Press E?
For what?
What do you mean, Press E?
Oh, these ones were iron sights.
Whoa!
range bro this looks like a cock from siege that is a cock from siege bro that
looks like a cog
Flash Hider. Banned. A Banned Flash Hider. Don't mind if I der. Yo! Anything else? I
have to equip it. It says it's equipped now. Yeah, yeah, okay. Anything else? But this is
funk. Check this is funk. Anything else I could get? How about a better barrel maybe? I already
have a barrel but it's a KA74. This one looks badass. Yo this one has 30 minus 30%
recoil fuck yeah the recoil in this game is insane all right so chat death
matches full-on free-for-all right I didn't equip it what what do you mean I
Chetted and equipped it.
Oh.
Chetted, is, is, is, is deathmatch full on recoil?
Or is deathmatch free for all?
Is deathmatch free for all?
Deadmatch is free for all?
Lock it.
Okay, now I actually have a gun. I'm like, I'm like, why am I dying so fast?
Oh yeah, GG, GG!
Well, this is so realistic. Oh my god.
I
Try your gun out.
Pop disaster.
Dude, this thing is too scoped in, Chad.
This thing is way too scoped in.
This thing is way too scoped in.
and that's my guy.
I died so fast.
Oh no, no, I'm good.
This thing is your job, Dad!
What the?
Bro, this thing is way too scoped in.
This thing is weight.
Do you see how long that takes? Do you see how long that takes?
I can't just- I can't just- it's too slow, dude.
It- it- it's way too- I can't even like...
I
Ask how do you leave how do you leave?
It's too scoped in brah it's it's it's like I'm like I mean I'm like I'd rather have my wiener out
Look at how long that takes actually look at this
All right pretend an enemy is that door and runs at me
Like I'm already just decapitated
I'm already just fucking decapitated pretending enemies right there watch this ready
dead like I'm already dead I like the fucking AK but I just don't like this scope I need
to go like this is probably fine something simple like a red dot something really simple
then I equip it bang that now we're talking like now we're talking you're looking for
I feel like gun game would be fun too.
Like every time you, you, you, you get to kill you swap guns,
like OG gun game.
Now Chad, gun game is just preset weapons, yeah?
Now we're talking.
Not bad, kid. Not bad, kid. Not bad.
Am I winning? Am I winning? Am I winning? Am I winning?
I don't want it.
Okay, gun game is fun, holy shit!
It's just like OG gun game.
I ain't getting something back, I ain't getting something back!
It's not a F.A.O.!
It's not a F.A.O.!
You're like Southern right now, yellin' loud!
Dude, it's like Siege Road, you get caught on ADS, you're dead.
Game it.
We'll play a second. Ten kills, eight daps.
Yo, gun game's fun!
Yo, gun game's fun!
Fourth?
Fourth out of seven people? Not bad.
Alright, yo, this is kind of fun, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, now that I'm like...
I'm gonna do one more gun game. I wanna do a different map, though.
The map was too tight.
Yo, this game's good!
Bye, Scout.
Well, I'm on gun game, so everything's default.
Revolver?
I gotta kill, I gotta kill, I gotta kill.
I
Hello
I got a kill on that, wow.
3, 2, 1, go!
2, 1, go!
3, 2, 1, go!
Oh my god.
Fuck, I'm having a double vault.
I
Kind of get away though
Melted
I lost again dammit yo chat this makes me want to play brother six want to play siege
I'm not even kidding.
Chad, do you guys think I could learn Siege on mouse?
This is training.
This is a meeting place where you can meet other players.
Yeah, that game is definitely fun.
But it needs like a rank system or something, though.
It needs a rank system.
No rank system, no play.
Chad, is um, what's it gonna call it?
Uh, Chad, do you think I could play Siege on mouse?
It does.
Is it like good?
Is the rank system good?
system good. How old is that game? How old is that game? How old is that game? Two years.
But like there was a new big update the other day, right? It's really 2020, when it just
got reworked. Bro, it feels like, um, like, I don't know, like sometimes I don't even
I don't know what I'm I don't know what I'm dying to like I don't even see or hear
at first when I went right into deathmatch with nothing on my gun I was
getting passed around like a joint you need a scope you cannot play without a
scope but gun game was fun because all the guns were default fake Patriots fan
I've said this 30 million times I'm not a Patriots fan I'm a Drake may fan get
it straight bro dude I just feel like I could I don't know I feel like I
play siege on mouse it's just the problem is the movement would be so hard on siege so i'm gonna
try a game of like casual on siege on mouse and see how i do i do i just feel like i could play
siege on mouse so i'm gonna play this through your commode tomorrow probably with uh with uh
stop it and mingo it'll be fun as shit handbrake negative auto
Fix settings? Oh God, won't my settings be chopped? High-vives, low-key, just give me your settings.
Whatever the hell you have. Chat, won't my settings just be chopped? Wait, TDM is probably a good
shout. You have a studio and Q and TDM. Actually, no, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
How about just give me your settings.
Spoilers of video with his settings.
You could learn it easily. Yeah, because I have the game knowledge. I just feel like on mouse your aim is so good.
I feel like on mouse your aim is so good.
Berserk Instagram? Berserk the anime?
Berserk the anime?
Chad, I play League on mouse, I should play Siege on mouse.
Hi guys, is that everything?
Is that everything I buzz?
Whoa, this feels slow.
Chad, I'm going to try a quick match on mouse and keyboard and see how it goes.
What do you feel the recoil on mouse? Yeah, I know the recoil on mouse is way harder.
I change your window sense so it's slower.
Braheim as it feels really fucking slow.
Like I feel like I'm like really moving my arm around.
He's leaving controller.
I'm not saying I'm leaving controller, I just feel like I'm not at my full potential
on controller.
I feel like if I was on mouse my aim would be like so insane
But then chat if I played siege on PC on mouse and then got like champ
I did I could cross over into like CS and have a better crossover
So I never use mouse games like the only mouse game I play is league
But the thing about league is like it's a fucking MOBA so it's not like I'm gonna get good aim from playing league
It is getting more familiar with clicking QWE
Yeah, I don't want to try mouse. I want to try mouse and see how it goes.
How do you go through your leaderboard?
I'm going to deploy it. Op4 is reinforcing its location.
Your chat, how do I click on names and stuff on mouse?
Arrow keys aren't working.
X. Now.
I don't want to. I don't want
to spectate. I want to play. I'm
Turned keybind showings on.
Oh, that's a good shout.
Wait, is that like, like it tells me what to click and shit?
Like put an H charge down with this.
Do you want to arm aim or wrist aim?
You got to figure that out.
What is the, um, what's the big difference? Like with risk, aim, is it like lower sense?
But I'm not trying to be like Andy. I just want to like be able to fucking swipe on people.
Our main is better.
It's higher versus lower sense. I would probably rather be on lower sense. Yeah.
Lower sense is way better for tactical FPS.
All right, then we gotta do a fresh game.
All right, this feels fucking weird.
This actually feels so weird.
Play Nomad? Yeah, I'm trying to just play somebody that's like simple without like crazy recoil.
Alright chat, let's try mouse and keyboard seats, see how it goes.
You're obviously not playing bodycam, get out of the category.
Is the category still on bodycam?
Might be delayed.
This is gonna go poorly.
I don't know man, I've actually been playing mouse a little bit.
Like I played a little with CS, played a little Vow, played a little League.
Let's see what happens.
Bro what the fuck does buzzer TikTok mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
Come on, load me in there, get me in the game, get me in the game.
Berserk the anime?
Berserk the anime, the anime.
Berserk Tiktok the anime.
Friendly drone deployed.
It's a creator location
Wait, they want to draw my for tonight tournament. Oh
Wait what I don't even know wait, let me see buzzer tick tock wait, I saw the caption hold up
Shabuya! Shabuya roka! Buzzer, there we go. These guys, you'll have us, this is so slow.
I feel like I'm dragging molasses. You're on. I'm recording? Yeah. Dear Jinxie, here's
Here's why you should let us in your Fortnite tournament.
These are so cute.
Yo, we met on Fortnite seven years ago and have been a duo ever since.
True.
We have over 3.8 million subscribers on our new comedy channel.
True.
Good job boys.
Thank you.
Why is this the image they chose, bro?
This is like my zestiest pose ever did.
She was jeansy fans. Yes, we are. That's actually not cap. That's not cap. Look at the photos.
No, it's not. I've heard about it for a long time.
So, can we join the tournament?
Please, please.
And we're both allowed to stay up.
They can stay up. This is like a dream come true.
Yes, you guys are allowed to play in my tournament. Yes, of course, bro
You guys want to play in it more than anyone and this is a beautiful dedication
This is beautiful dedication, bro. Like yes, bro. Y'all are welcome in the tournament chat. Should I text them on like Twitter?
I don't know. I don't
Let me follow them on tiktok. Yes, they can play in the tournament
Okay buzzer. Yep. I got him on Twitter. Okay. I'm adding in tonight
Thank you for telling me, Chad. Chad, how do you guys talk about the anime, Berserk?
How do you get off your camera? Oh, God, this is gonna be it. Wait, this is easy, just
aim and shoot. Chad, how do you melee? How do you melee on mouse?
of
death
of
death of
death of
death of
Yo, that was the most scoffed I've ever had.
They cancelled everything.
One of the four remaining.
Yo, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Wait, he's planting.
Oh my god.
Good try.
That guy was so niche.
They cancelled everything off and I had 20 seconds left.
But yes bro, uh, which are, are those guys like pros?
The only way they wouldn't be able to join is if they're literally like pros.
Are they like pros or they just have fun all four nights?
Yeah, they like pros?
Okay, no.
No, okay, I'll add them then.
Berserk, okay, I'm gonna add them to the group chat.
Nice.
Thanks for telling me, bro.
I thought you guys talked about the anime, Berserk.
I think I talked about the anime.
I was like, what?
What?
Okay, let me try Nomad again, why not?
Ron is ready. Is Ron and Joe ready?
Chad, do they do like Fortnite videos?
Family friendly? Do they do Fortnite videos?
They're better than you. I mean, they probably are.
Brock Bowers got injured? What?
Brock Bowers got hurt?
In practice.
Brock Bowers got injured.
The drone deployed. Op 4 is reinforcing its location.
Brock Bowers tore his ACL. Are you fucking serious?
Maniscus tear?
Oh my god.
Rock Bowers, are you guys serious?
Rock Bowers injury under a meniscus trim Tuesday
is expected to miss one or two games.
Okay, Chad, at least it's a minor injury, eh?
Chad, should I try the SMG-12?
Chad, should I try the SMG-12?
It's now nerfed.
receive the bomb's location and defuse it.
All right! First time on PC!
Holy mother of God!
Open loading!
Peek me, I'm on mouse.
All right, Flans just shot me to 30 health.
I
Y'all my aim is so bad on mouse
That's empty 12-time ditch
All right, I'm going to do what Stompin' does.
You dropped the diffuser.
We have been eliminated.
You!
What the fuck?
I got put into a fucking pokeball, man.
You know, chat, to be fair, though, the SMG12 is nerfed. Bro, I feel like I had less ammo, too.
And that's how I got shoulder, bro. If I was controller, I think I killed that guy. I think I killed that guy.
Chat, Ron and Joe are ready?
I would say like for siege specifically mouse is mouse is what the fuck was that mouse is
like harder to learn than controller controllers way easier to learn but once you learn mouse
like the ceiling, the ceiling of where you can go is so much higher than you can tour.
Because if I mouse I can like flick on somebody's head.
I look like one of those like, I look like one of those like new Zim kids that nobody's doing.
I look like one of those new Zim kids. Now like mouse is definitely harder to learn,
But like, once you learn mouse, your ceiling is so much higher than controller.
I mean bro, just think about it logically.
Why do you think there's zero controller pros and then there's like, a thousand mouse pros?
Why do you think so?
But this is kind of fun though.
I like swiping.
I like swiping a lot.
Like a vertical engine.
Electroco is active
So we're not droning
I feel like Bolo, Chad I feel like Bolo now.
She's penis.
Up for last operator standing.
Come on!
Come on!
Yo!
Dude, I mean, these kids are lost, but like, bro, you know what the hardest part is is
the movement like actually quick peaking and shit.
Dude, actually quick peaking is so hard, bro, I feel like quick peaking is so hard.
Yo, so we check how do you quick peak?
How do you quick peak?
Is it just keybinds?
Brock Bowers is out for two weeks.
Who has Brock Bowers in the flock league?
I don't even remember, is it Zufa?
I don't even know, who has Brock Bowers in the flock league?
Does anybody know?
Is it Zufa?
Strafe A and D?
Jiggle Peak, Wills cleaning.
Wow, bro, Brock Bowers is actually fucking out.
We got high-high-bites as pop-bars in our league, G.H.
Yo, Jeff, what is your slow-walk key? What a-how do you slow-walk?
What's the key? That thing is broken.
What key is it?
Alt?
Or can you fuck off, please?
Guys it's not working.
I'm holding it. It's I'm sprinting.
I'm holding it.
I was holding it.
I swear to God I'm holding it. I swear to God I'm holding it.
Damn! I almost frightened his bitch ass! Your channel are going wrong, ready?
it oh well I swear to god I was holding it
friendly last operator stand because slow walking is so well I don't know
where it is though where is it oh they're ready okay all right let's go
let's do it game time wow prep hours is injured two weeks that's a horrible way
They start the fucking year.
All right, I'm gonna go pee and then I'm good to go.
Thank you.
Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.
How'd you pick up the phone but you're not talking?
Unless this is pre-recorded footage.
Hello?
We got auto-tru-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
Yo!
Hello?
Stay over there!
That's it! We-
Yo, bro, what's up, man? I just bought the new iPhone 17, 18, and 19, bro.
I'm pre-ordering every year.
I got the 19, I got the 20, I got the 21, I got the 22.
I had everything on back order, bro. Let me know if you need anything. I can sell it to you.
Bro, I feel like that phone's just a scam now.
I feel like subbing to you is a scam, bro.
You don't even go live anymore.
Ah, all right.
So Ron, what is the purpose of this new phone?
If you can explain this to me, bro, I'll buy it.
Give me one.
Ron, one benefit this thing brings.
One benefit.
Okay, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
The new iPhone has good camera, good battery.
iPhone has a good camera.
Next.
It's got better battery.
Next!
It's got better battery apparently.
So it dies slower, okay, I guess.
Or you could just charge your phone.
It's .02 inches bigger than last year.
There's a new color.
Continue, bro.
What else do you got?
You got anything else, bro?
Yeah, they have a foldable iPad version.
I mean, maybe you could watch, like, YouTube bigger, I guess.
Why the fuck do you have a fucking lighthouse as your background?
What are you playing?
My background changes every day.
I don't know how to change it.
I'm going to rip some glass chests real quick until Joe comes back.
Glass Royale.
Until Joe's back.
Is Glass Royale still good?
I
I would only say good my whole time saying no, it's just no fuck. No
Well, I you know I started playing a game cuz of you and then I quit like same time you did go
Oh, they're fucking uh, what's that thing called? What is the new thing that they add the giant shit? What is it?
Minions of fucking no, no, no that I stopped playing when they added
Um
Heroes heroes heroes are just that shit ruin the game
Like I don't know. He's right. What's up? Hey, Joe. It's me Ron
Hey, Ron, it's me Joe. What's up, dude?
It's going good, bro. You buying the new are you buying the new iPhone?
No
It has a better battery, better screen, better everything.
God damn it!
But that's like, so you get the new phone every year?
Well, yeah, I make sure I get every single one.
Oh, so you're a shield of the system.
You're an NPC.
I make sure to get every color, every new iPad.
So that's what I said, bro.
Did you get the Apple polishing cloth?
What?
Apple polishing cloth?
Yeah, look up Martin's review of the Apple polishing cloth.
Apple polishing cloth?
MOTHER FUCKER!
How many four stars can a dude open?
Wait, he works for Apple now?
No, this is like a meme video where he just reviews the Apple polishing cloth for like 20 minutes.
How bored is he?
What is this?
Wow, wow, I haven't watched the whole review.
Bro, you know what, I realized a real joke.
What is that thing that Apple released chat?
It was like the thing where it holds your phone on your like shoulder.
That was honestly where I realized like, okay, they're just trying to take advantage of you.
Yo, hold up.
JX are you opening fucking clash Royale packs right now or some shit like what's going on?
Yeah, I just got like four four stars. I closed out. I closed out. So we're all here not buying the new phone, right?
I'm not buying the new phone. I
Just not creating my phone. Oh, it's bad. I haven't I haven't watched like review on it
It's not how much how much how much is the DMs?
Jinx is the most popular man of all time.
Look at this. I'm seeing he's airing Tyler one.
Interesting. Who aired Tyler one in what?
Whoa. I'm seeing right there.
I'm seeing I'm seeing the I'm seeing the open message.
Wait, let me let me click it. Hold up.
Oh, oh, Tyler one said he can't play the tournament.
Oh, no, he can't he can't he can't wrong date wrong date wrong date.
Whoa, leaking everything. Whoa, leaking everything.
Wait, wait, the new iPhone is $2,000?
Are they just like,
It's two grand?
That's what someone in my chat just said.
Are you talking about the one that like, folds?
That's a fold. That's a fold.
Yo, the new iPhone starts at $2,000. Let's get that clear.
Starts at $2,000. Also, bro, if you're in like a movie theater
or like you're at a restaurant
and somebody pulls out their foldable iPhone,
iPhone, I'm going to judge them, bro.
like you're literally a sheep.
You're a fucking sheep.
I think it's for like grandmas,
bro, play Candy Crash or whatever that game is, bro.
Like, like no one actually like, bro,
why do you need a foldable iPhone?
Like, are you?
You know how cheap it is to make an iPhone too?
Like their margins, they have the selling rate of like Ford F-150s,
but the price increase of like Ferrari.
What?
iPhone.
Wait, how much is the cost that's coming in?
Cost to make, like, like a hundred bucks or something.
No, or are you serious how much does it cost to make an iPhone?
I might be dead wrong.
Oh, $400 to make the phone and they sell for a thousand.
A thousand two hundred.
That's actually 16 to cost four eighty five to make and they sell for a thousand two.
So they triple the price almost.
I mean, is that that?
I don't know.
iPhone 17 Pro Max cost 410 to make and they sell for a thousand two hundred. I feel like that is a crazy
But this is like a AI overview answer like we're never gonna get the actual real answer from this
You're never gonna get the actual answer and I'm in them. I'm also if you guys are interested
I'm selling my my TV LG TVs. I'm saving for cheap if y'all want to let me know I have a TV right now
But it's the case y'all want to know bruh. I'm just you know you're selling your TV. How many inches?
I'm just trying to gain some new information on you so you just let me know bro.
What do you need to try to gain information on me?
What does he know?
Oh is the LGTB like spying on people or something?
Wait what?
It just got exposed bro.
LGTB is spying on people?
Yep.
It's crazy bro.
You know this world is just done bro.
I'm telling you, dude, have you guys ever like talked about a subject aimlessly
and then it pulls up in like your recommended feed on any social media platform?
All the time every, every other day.
Yeah.
Yes.
That is terrifying, bro.
That is literally terrifying.
I know.
I have, I have talked about like niche trips to specific places that I have
never looked up before and then seen a recommendation of like, you could go to
Aruba or I mean Aruba is not niche but like somewhere like that. So does that mean it's
always texting about committing crimes they'll get arrested? Bro they won't admit it but I feel
like that's how they find people because then it goes against their terms and services and then
it's like whatever you know I'm saying. I maybe don't I message but on discord aren't there on
discord in like game chats I mean don't you if you like say you're gonna like kill somebody
Don't they have that like log. Oh God, I'd assume so
Yo, you know I got a week banned from Valorant
What did you do? What did you do? I don't know? I mean I didn't type anything crazy
I it was in text chat. I was just blaming some guy on the other team
I was making fun of him the whole game and I'm telling me it's terrible and she'll have that for like 15 rounds straight
And then I walked back on and I'm banned for a week
Well, I got banned for typing midget someone told me to type like what is another word for a small person?
So I typed it and apparently a band me. I didn't know that's like a bad thing
Like I'm not kidding. Like I got banned for two weeks to type
You got you guys on what game for tapping mention what game Valorant
No, well, no, you got that's right though. I got I got Q bit like I can't Q team game
So I can't play the game. I can't play the game for a while
Valor listens to you like I know most games probably but they admit it like they admit that they listen to like what you say, etc. Oh
It's still that's on Twitter. So any
That's any
Yes saying the M word base term the base term LG TV is are in the utilized as it's all gonna get banned
I'm just dropping listening devices just broken.
So I just got linked to video in my chat.
There is 216 million spy TVs, the LG spy TVs and has 3.4 million views in two days.
Yeah, Joe, react to the two hour video and then get 15 hour video of one.
It's just went up, bro.
You need that reaction of all the LG TV, Joe, if you react to do a two hour video,
I think you're reacting.
I have a rule that I don't watch anything over 40 minutes and people will try and link me videos and suggestions to be like, oh, look at this hour and 40 minute video and set about I'm like, okay, I'll watch that for five hours.
There's a CS2 tracker of what people said.
Yeah, that got leaked like a couple of weeks ago.
I think a lot of it got leaked to the game, man.
I think a lot of it got leaked.
Yeah.
I think a lot of it told somebody to kill themselves in the game.
Yeah.
But he was on stream, he typed it.
He was like, this isn't new news.
This was like during his CS marathon.
Wait, where can I check mine?
Ron Panicking?
Billion.
Why is he such a racist?
Oh my god.
What was I, oh yeah, bro.
So run, you got a two week ban for, wait, no, I'm not kidding.
I could speed run right now.
I swear to God, I could get on Valorant right now
and I could get banned in five minutes on.
Bro, but it's because Riot is so strict.
It's so strict.
It's just, I swear it's Valorant.
It's like, am I tripping?
No, but that's just Riot game.
Actually, it really is Valorant
because in League, they don't,
they don't, they don't come ban you in League as much,
right?
I don't know how to play League, but.
No, League.
League strict.
But um Joe, what did you say that Bandy? Were you like you suck at the game at that or were you like you are?
Sage I was like, oh you're fucking horrible. Why are you on the game?
It was just kind of like me berating them for about 30 minutes straight and
The whole time yeah, but that's
I'll pick one guy on the enemy team and just try and annoy the fuck out of him the whole game
That's fair. I'd be like this people off, bro
Like yeah, that's how you win games if you get in their head. They start sucking
We ended up losing the game anyway, so.
Joe, have you ever played League of Legends ranked Q like solo slash ranked Q?
Don't do it, bro.
I can do it.
Actually, actually, I think I can play League rank.
There's no way you have level 30.
I think I'm level 20 or level 30.
Is it 30?
It's 30.
30, 30, 30.
Yo, what am I reading on Twitter?
Did they op it?
Because at some point I remember I was able to play League ranked because I played
So much aram and norms God I don't understand aram bro. I don't understand. Oh
I'm allowed to talk about this. Is this a leak though have eyes I
Swear, this is like a leak
Yeah, did you guys see the leak about league?
Did you guys see that?
There's an evil tum tum tum so whore on valor that's not on the lobbies what the fuck bro
Yo, the excerpt or whatever just tweeted it.
Okay. Oh no, wait, they, okay.
This is like public info.
Yo, League of Legends is going to be incorporating voice comms
in North American regions.
Like I think that is, so back in the day,
well actually not back in the day,
it's the last 10 years or 20 years,
you just typed your team, you type and you can mute
and shit.
Now there's going to be an option
where you can toggle voice chat,
like you can talk to your team, that is going to be bad.
Well, I think if they implore the same restrictions that they have in Valorant,
DC, so many league accounts are just going to get instant ban.
Yo, Chad, like in the CS, you could type or say almost anything
and they don't really care.
Dude, does anyone remember in CS?
You don't remember in CS during half time you could talk to the other team.
Does anyone remember that, the old DCS?
If every half time, like when the game is half, you used to be able to shit talk your team
Like the other team, that used to be a thing.
I wish they had it like S and D where like in between rounds,
like every round you could talk to the team,
like the enemy team, that would be awesome.
Like, I kind of-
Chad, I legitimately think
Dantez is gonna have the most cinema stream of all time,
like day one of voice chat or like Tyler won.
Like dude, that is gonna be insane
because lead you actually wanna murder your teammates.
Like not in the game,
you wanna actually strangle your teammates
in League of Legends.
So now you can actually talk to them.
That's gonna be insane.
Oh, you know a game I played yesterday for the first time.
Deadlock.
Oh, I've heard about the game.
Is that game good?
I don't know if you would like it.
If you like League, it is a MOBA.
It's super complex, though.
It's like a shooter MOBA.
It's like a mixture of like fucking Marvel rivals
or Overwatch and League of Legends.
It's like the games are like 50 minutes long.
What are you talking about?
Deadlock but this doesn't look like a MOBA. It looks like fucking overwatch or it looks like Marvel wrap
This doesn't look like a MOBA
It's a MOBA because there's a buying system and you have you have lanes like you fight lanes and there's minions and you take
Towers which are like but when you say MOBA Joe, I imagine the the overhead bird's eye camera like and Lee
Yeah, but oh bud that doesn't that's not what MOBA means
I don't know what does MOBA mean though? What does MOBA mean?
It's a subgenre of strategy game, multiplayer online battle arena, two teams, usually five
players compete against each other.
Is that Civ civilization four, whatever?
Is that what MOBA is?
Is that difficult to get?
That's an RTS.
Civ is an RTS now.
That game, actually, I used to like.
I never played those type of games, but that game, I liked Civ.
What is it?
Civ five or Civ six?
That's a good one.
No, it's not a R.
What am I thinking of?
I'm thinking of Age of Empire.
Age of Empire is like the hardest game ever.
Wait, is that the game that goes to you should oh, no, that's age of play age of Empire until you are we Frank one
I don't know if you drank one wait Joe Joe. Do you did you play age of war when you were a kid?
Do you ever do?
I love that dude and come remember and come oh my god
He's the crime that shit all day me and my cousins would like swap off on like oh you get an hour
You get an hour because we have one fucking computer
We would just sit on anton and rip fucking games and con was so peak chat
Joe your philosopher bro. Can you tell me why I have airplane mode enabled on my fucking desktop like how it's
thing I
Have I have no idea. My god. It's in my search history is
Airplane it is oh my god
This was my whole child. Oh, yeah, what are you bringing your?
How do you bring in your computer on that?
How do I have an air plane on my desktop?
How's the thing?
Is this normal?
I mean, I would get that for like a laptop.
Dude, this was like the go to the one warzone tower defense.
This was the go to the end con game.
Oh my god.
We would compete.
We aren't going to the game.
Try and load it up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, oh my god.
That's actually a big one.
Wait, can we do one round of this as a group, though,
please?
What?
What?
Fire game wait pull up my train pull my oh
God what is that big? What do you do do dude age of war was so good? Oh my god
How many chickens would it take to weigh as much as one adult Tyrannosaurus rex what the fuck are you on?
Which oh could you screen share this game? Yes?
Screen share what is the Tyrannosaurus?
I
Wait, are you actually gonna ask that question right now? Is that just a t-rex?
You know how many chickens are you fucking take away as much as one adult T
Wait, let's not breeze over the fact that Ron didn't know he's
You gotta learn it you know run out you learn to tune right
All right, how many chickens this is like
Okay, first we got a breakdown. What comes first chicken or the egg
So how much does the tyrannosaurus rex usually weigh? We got to break that down thousands of pounds probably 20,000 pounds
20,000
15,000 pounds does the pigeon does a pigeon or not a pick goddamn it does a chicken weigh a pound probably right?
Yeah
If a T-rex it weighs like 20,000 pounds, let's just say that a chicken weighs how many you think Joe 20?
So I'll do like what 20,000 I'm about 20,000. I might be overestimating. Let's go 15,000 pounds.
You should go in the middle. Let's go in the middle. Like 15,000. Yeah. 15,000.
Divided by what? Like 20 or 12? How much is the chicken?
I mean, how fat are the chickens? Have you ever seen some of those fat ass chickens?
They have in those like coops that they don't move. Those got away like 20 pounds.
Yeah, but I will be. Yeah, there's not a single chicken in the world that's 20 pounds.
So they're going to have turkeys.
Turkeys are 20 pounds.
There's some chickens that are probably some 30 pounds.
No, chickens are like 10 to 15 pounds.
Yeah, they're not that heavy because they're lighter
than my 12 pounds.
Yeah, 12 pounds.
OK, what is that?
1,250.
I would guess that.
Yeah, maybe 1250.
No, way off.
2,700.
Ooh, that's not bad.
That's not bad.
Way off.
That's way off.
How many Bokhtrian camels did you all find?
OK, so now I'll get mad at me
that I don't know what a Bokhtrian camel is,
bro what the fuck is up camel a to a to hump camel it says it in the remainder of
the sentence run right there the two up to hold oh I didn't read also why what
are those humps is there water in that what is that no that's a myth that's a
math are you sure that's not water in those humps they do drink a lot of water
but I don't think they're saying it's fat it's fat it's fat okay that storage
So I don't in like the I think it's there are a lot of them in the Middle East. Okay, I've never seen a camera
Do you think there are more camels or polar bears polar bears?
Camels are why are you dumb?
People farmed camel
Yeah, but the thing is polar bears like we're bears. There's like 20 20 to 40,000 polar bears probably in the world
How many camels?
What far more brother my brother polar bears are an endangered species and camels are very common don't know that I was in a
Yikes man
1.4 million you are way
I'm not saying there's more polar bears. How many iPhones is Apple sold since launch in 2017? Okay, this okay?
Let's just be smart here, right? We're just talking about iPhones
It's gotta be more than a couple billion and I love you put question marks right?
It's gotta be more than a billion.
Multiple people like dude, think about yourself.
You put on multiple eyes, you put on multiple eyes, how many people own an iPhone?
How many people do you think own an iPhone right now in the world?
I'm going two billion.
Really?
Oh yeah, I guess a lot of, I feel like we own Samsung's that's-
No, I disagree.
I bet you there's about one billion people who own an iPhone right now.
Or me.
No, you're crazy.
You're crazy.
I'm thinking 60% of the world owns a phone
and of that 60%, 60% own an iPhone.
Some billion people, yes.
Three billion?
I'm thinking three billion people own an iPhone right now
but I'm going, if we're going,
how many iPhones does Apple have?
This is a trick question, this is a trick.
Yeah, I'm multiple, multiple.
I'm at five, maybe, five, four?
Bro, but I'm trying to think the average,
how often does the average human like fix their phone
like swap it out for a new one?
Every four years, I would say the average person changes them.
Every four to five years.
But guys, think about how many people just have
Samsung's or Nokia's or Flip phones
or don't have, or don't even have a phone or kids.
That's babies, like eight year old, seven year old.
Babies nowadays has phones with like 100 million dollars.
Three billion people you're tweaking.
Now, three billion sales, sure, three billion people.
But that's what I'm saying.
It's like, it's just how many iPhones have Apple sold?
So this is like, 2007, so the last 20 years.
Yeah, you gotta think, you gotta really think about like,
you could buy multiple, bro, like this is probably,
I think we're gonna undershoot this.
I think you guys are gonna say like a couple billion,
I think it's gonna be way more than that.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm thinking like eight billion.
Yeah, I think it's like eight billion.
I think like eight or 10.
I'm going four billion.
3.2, wait, we're fucking delusional.
Okay, but the three billion gas on owned was way off.
That's what fucked.
Am I crazy for saying I feel like
That's kind of lower than I thought.
I agree.
Well, now that means the people who have a phone right now
is probably like 600 million, 700 million,
because you're not going to have a fucking phone.
You're not going to have a total sales.
I want to get one.
I want to get one, bro.
I'm down to do another one.
You want to do another one?
Can we just do it till we get it?
I kind of want to get that right.
Oh, that's going to be.
I played this game for like 40 minutes.
This shit's hard.
Joe, re-screen share.
All right, you are closed, James.
We should have listened to you.
I would just think that all right pick a day. Yes. Oh, September 27. Oh, how many how many
grains of body rice fit a 500 milliliter water bottle. Just how many grains of how many grains
of basmati rice fit in a water bottle. What the fuck is basmati rice? It's just like it's
It's just like a longer rice.
Just like I just think, any rice range.
Any rice?
Oh my God, it's gotta be, it's gotta be in the tank.
I couldn't do this.
I couldn't, I wouldn't know.
I really wouldn't know.
I would go 22,000.
Whoa.
Whoa, you were close?
Oh my God.
Damn, Joe, that was close.
How, oh, I know this one.
Okay, how many burgers does McDonald's sell?
What do I say?
Okay, so let's do the math.
There's about how many McDonald's, every single.
There's McDonald's everywhere.
like Asia, I think there's McDonald's and literally like Saudi.
Like, like Saudi.
Do we know how many McDonald's locations there are?
I mean, tens of thousands, probably.
You can't look this up.
You can't look anything up.
How many burgers McDonald's?
So what are you saying?
Bro, I would guess minimum, minimum, like 5 million.
I'm going to be honest with you.
No, I'm going to 2.5 million.
I'm thinking more.
No.
Dude, in the United States alone, they're probably set.
Bro, how many burgers?
Okay, but we are the top-fucking-sailor,
like top-sellers.
Yeah, but when you think of fast food,
McDonald's is probably the biggest.
It says worldwide, and when you go to McDonald's,
yeah, some people get chicken,
yeah, some people get wraps, some people get whatever,
but they're known for their burger.
So we're thinking Big Mac, we're thinking Cheeseburger.
We're thinking-
The rest of the world is so much healthier than the U.S.
Like you got a double burger, is that count as two?
Is just that count as two or one?
No, no, it just be one sale.
Like a double quarter pounder would just be one sale.
A double quarter pounder is one burger.
It'd be one sale, yeah, it's a sale.
Bro, I'm telling you, the rest of the world
is so much healthier than you think it is.
I swear.
That's bad.
I'm also thinking, trust me, I'm not kidding.
In India, they're not eating burgers.
No, and like in Thailand, they're not going to fucking
McDonald's.
I'm telling you, when I went to Paris,
I still ordered McDonald's, bro.
I'm telling you out of the world. They still yeah, bro
But that's like a major city in a major country like I'm telling you like bro if you go to Thailand
They're not fucking getting a double quarter pounder
Most of the Philippines I think it's between five and 15 now
I think it's I think it's like I would go like seven now
I'm going 2.5 million
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Okay.
I told you, bro.
Okay, that's actually insane.
How many letters are there in the names of all 195 countries put together?
Just do the average length of a country, like name letters wise and then times it by
195.
Paper the rough.
Cheese.
Like eight times 195, punch that in.
I feel like the average country is eight or nine letters long.
I would say, I would say nine letters, a thousand, seven, or two fifty.
just like yeah 1800 not bad yeah I'm not a bad guest not bad not bad
I want that at all I want to just get one brother 26 Joe is that on there or
no no okay number 26 it's September what do you want to go last year oh sorry
just do today how many David Beckham's this one kind of dick right what does that
I mean, how many David Beckham's does Michael
and David Beckham's way is like one, probably 170 chat.
David Beckham 170 175.
And how much does the statue David way that is stone
that has to weigh like 10,000 pounds?
It's such a lame ass question.
I'm gonna be, this is a lame ass question.
Let's just do this.
Oh, it's 8.8.
That was my guess.
That was my guess.
72, that's stupid.
How many ships passed through the Panama Canal on an average gas?
Oh, God.
Thousands, thousands, thousands, and thousands, and thousands.
No, that's delusional.
There's no way.
No, no.
You said it was 2 billion birds with 35 billion.
Oh, Panama, you control the Panama Canal.
You control the world, Jamesy.
Yeah.
OK, but thousands of ships per day.
I'm going to say this now.
It's going to be like a couple hundred.
So you're so delusional.
I'm not the couple hundred.
No, you're actually delusional.
Punch it in.
Actually, no, you're actually delusional.
Punch it in
A couple hundred you're going to hundred three hundred call it three hundred three hundred two to this
You guys are brain death you guys actually dance with me. No you fucker send thousands
Bro, these ships are gigantic
Two million burgers right you were off by fucking 33 million
Burgers right at which you were off for that
I was I was gonna get like 2000 I was gonna get like a thousand. I actually got gasoline
I would have sent over property on a classic monopoly board
I never play Monopoly. I played so you're talking about buying boardwalk flat-out buying um, I
Mean like this is like
Billions of dollars probably no
No, I don't think in I don't know why no it's talking about like with a monopoly money. Yes
I think it's public info not that much probably like 30,000 now the chat saying $3,200 because I think boardwalk and park lights are 450 each 10,000 no no no boardwalk and park lights are the big dogs 3200.
Wait, it's a Mickey.
You read chat, though.
And we're still off.
All right, one more, one more.
Last one, last one.
How many decks would it take you?
How many decks would it take to pile a basketball court
with playing cards?
Oh, hell no.
How many decks?
How many decks of cards?
So 52 cards per deck, plus jokers, so 54.
A card is about the size of a flaccid penis as well.
So just imagine, how many flaccid penises
could you get on a basketball court?
Probably 2,000.
That's a confusing question, even though.
Yeah, that's just made me a little confused.
This is nothing to do with the basketball court with playing cards.
I feel like one deck of cards is tiling one, what, oh my God.
No, it doesn't even do one, does it?
I'm trying to, I'm looking down, imagine 52 cards lined up in what,
like an eight by, an eight by eight?
Yeah.
640.
That's like three, three by three.
I'm not good with that big numbers like this.
I'm 20.
No.
No.
Really?
I think if you think less, I think it might be more.
More.
Oh, I don't think it's more.
It's a tile of a whole basketball court.
A whole basketball court.
OK, how many cards is a foot?
How many cards is a foot?
Two cards in terms of pure length.
Three cards probably?
No, see, have you ever thought about that?
A fucking playing card?
Yeah, it's not about that.
How many cards is a foot?
Probably like three or four?
Four.
But it's not even about that because you're stacking it.
So it's like, you have to just, no, no.
which just means to tile the court completely,
tile the court.
Like, cover the court.
I'm thinking it fills out the tiles.
Maybe I'm dumb, hold on.
No, but let me cook there for a second.
Oh, then you might be right, Joe.
You might be right.
Let me cook, though, let me cook.
So if there's three cards per foot,
a basketball court is about what, 100 feet?
So then you do 33 times 33?
Basketball court has to be more than 100 feet.
How long is the basketball court?
33 times 33, then you divide that by 52, I think.
Are we thinking a full core 33 times 33 then divide that by 52. I'm not even kidding that
I'm going 160
You want to go 1,231.
Dude, 21.
What was that math that you just did?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What was the number?
I don't know.
How many natives found you?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
A lot, a lot, a lot.
This has to be over like.
This is like 2 billion or 3 billion.
Yeah.
Maybe more.
No, this is like 3 billion.
I would say like five yo are we
delusional are we delusional
bro it's all of South America
and Spain native Spanish beat
oh wait no not Brazil
well don't forget Mexico
and don't forget like yeah
Brazil's Portuguese don't forget
Mexico don't know all the people
that speak Spanish naturally
native Spanish oh native oh how
many Rubik's cubes
that's easy that's easy
okay so I mean we got to look
at the little length of it it's
It's not like a big SUV.
It's kind of like a mini.
You're holding the trunk?
No, Joe, what?
I think it's the whole thing.
So I would say one Rubik's Cube would probably be like 10
to go across and then 10 by 10 and then that.
So that would go 100 and then that.
My guess is like $60,000.
Punch it in.
Just punch it in.
No, no, no, no.
Just kidding.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Punch it in.
Not bad, kid.
Low key, not even bad.
Well, pretty bad.
You talk about it four times as many.
$14,000.
I actually.
To put that in perspective, $60,000 fits in four of those.
This is the best game ever, actually.
Thermal?
This is like delusional, bro.
Can we get one that's semi-easy so we can.
Are we doing another one?
One more.
Last one.
Last one.
Last one.
Last one.
Last one.
Last one.
Last one.
Last one.
Last one.
How's the active, certified scuba diver?
How do they even how do they even know the answer to this? How do you even know how to know active certified scuba divers?
Do you know I know too you guys know people who are active scuba divers? I know too
12,000
More I mean bro, it's gotta be like my guess is probably like 20,000 maximum. I'm gonna be honest
I'm think bro in the world. Yeah, but like active. What is that? We have to define what active means that mean like every day every
I'm going to quarter million.
I'm going 20,000.
But yeah, you can punch that in.
I'm going 6 million.
You guys are-
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
This game is impossible.
How long would it take a goldfish to escape Alcatraz
and scrimp to the shore of there?
They would freeze to death and die.
Well, how long did it take?
How long did it take the dudes-
They died in the water.
They died.
Those guys died of scrimping.
How far is Alcatraz from San Fran's shore?
I remember I did the math when I was there.
I think it's less than a mile no way
Yes, they did they did die chat they died in the water the other theories of them still being alive is just people being hopeful or something
I saw a picture of them in it's less than a mile and they died
Bro, yeah, the water is freezing cold
It's like a clustin' of mine.
They died so I just went and checked.
Trust me, I researched this all for like a week.
They died, bro.
Eight miles, bro.
When you stand there and you're staring at that,
I'm not going to lie.
You know, this is my ego.
But when I was standing there and I was looking at that,
Alcatraz, I was like, hey, man, I could backstretch that.
Yeah, bro.
I could make that swim.
Like, I don't think.
How fast is the gold fair?
I don't think they're dead.
I don't think they're dead, by the way.
Let's talk about on top of how you need to do it.
They definitely died, bro.
Let's have a word.
Let's have a word.
Bernard is an AI intelligence, bro. No, I don't believe it.
Yeah, Bernard's a super computer with feelings.
Let me call them.
Yeah, but at the end of the day, that's opinionated.
There's no proof of it.
Hey, Bernard, what up?
The guys, the three men that infamously escaped
from Alcatraz, did they escape and live
like the folktale or did they die
in the frigid freezing cold water instantly?
So the three guys who escaped from Alcatraz in 1962,
Frank Morris and the Anglin brothers,
they definitely escaped the prison,
But whether they survived the waters, that's a mystery.
Officially, they were never found
and the authorities presumed they drowned,
but some folks believe they made it.
There are even reports of the Anglin family
receiving mysterious letters, but no conclusive proof.
So it's half legend, half-cum-cum-cum.
We'll never know, bro.
We'll never know.
No, guys, trust me, bro.
If they don't get found, let me trust fucking...
Bro, let me trust Nicholas Dougie Stewie, bro.
All right.
What's the middle name actually necessary right there?
Because this is impossible 75
I mean goldfish is too hard for us to use to build the great
thousand oh my god
million what
Are you talking about each pyramid or just one?
The one pyramid bro the one pyramid visa took like what like 30 20 years to make or some shit
Okay, it's probably like a million. It's probably like a million blocks. Well, maybe I'm gaslighting again like how I did Jinxie
But bro to me. I feel like that's insane. How big are the blocks are huge aren't they?
You guys know they are aliens right like people didn't build these this is aliens
Drows school, I'm gonna call the drones
You just asked Bernard
AI
about the escape on Alcatraz and then piled that up by saying the aliens built the pyramids.
The aliens built the pyramids! Bro, do you know of any research?
I can't hear you, bro. You got no way of suppression on.
Bro, the aliens did build the pyramids. Look it up, bro. Do a little freaking research.
They did. The aliens built the pyramids.
Again, again, opinionated. No proof. There's no proof.
Guys, the building techniques they did to build the pyramids.
It's no opinionated.
No, it's not opinionated.
They were-
It is opinionated! How are you gonna say that?
Are you gonna say that you just said that the fucking three dudes died that is the same thing
Built the pyramid that you actually believe that look dude. You realize
Ask Bernard drinks gun bro
Thinking jakey bro, you're talking 4,000 years ago
You're the king of Egypt, and you command your people over the next decade to build a pyramid in your
the building structure.
The building structure of these pyramids at this time, humans were not developed enough
to build this.
Asperdor!
Asperdor!
Asperdor's a plan from the government!
What are you asking?
Okay, so we're going to not trust you government.
The U.S. government has to do it.
Yeah, don't do it, bro.
They weren't.
So, Joe, let me get this straight.
No, no, let's do this.
You believe in aliens, right?
Yes, I believe in aliens.
No, no, no, let's do this.
You believe in aliens, right?
Yes, I believe in aliens.
So you believe in aliens, but you don't understand you.
Your noise suppression is on.
OK, so you believe in aliens, but you
don't believe that aliens could have built
the pyramids of Giza when at the time mankind was not
advancing up to govis.
But how do we know that?
Because why would they?
Number one, number two, it is feasibly possible
for the pyramids to be built.
Number three, the workers that built the pyramids
were actually buried in that site that you can find.
Number three, you can find the remnants of the blocks
that they were carving out that they cracked and left
because they fucked them up.
If aliens built the pyramids, they wouldn't fuck up.
People fuck up and crack the blocks.
What if the aliens fucked up there?
And they leave them there,
which you can find them
because they fucked up a million times
and how to drag them over and when they break them, they leave them.
Yeah, but I saw a way, but now, but now we're saying, but now you're saying,
but now you're saying that Ali is going to make mistakes.
I saw our YouTube video of a doctor strange portal being opened in a mall
in Florida.
Joe, I'm just saying, bro, you haven't deep dived on this subject and bro,
you're out of your element. You're out of your element, bro.
Yo, wait, so, wait, Joe, wait, Joe, so you think aliens don't make any mistakes?
Bro, I'm saying if aliens came to Earth from another galaxy, they're not fucking up building
a stone pyramid, brother.
They're not messing that up.
So you're telling me that, but these aliens are geniuses, obviously, right?
These aliens are geniuses.
They built UFOs.
We've seen UFOs.
You're telling me the aliens are so intelligent that they wouldn't just, I don't know,
act like they're humans and maybe mess up some of the blocks.
Oh, now it's a double entendre.
It's like, OK, so now what if the alien
pretended to be a human?
Why they build the pyramids?
Why they build the pyramids, Tracy?
Because it was their way of leaving their mark on planet Earth.
For a king that was a human in Egypt,
or now we're getting into the Anunnaki.
Let's look at why did the aliens, well, let's figure it out.
Why did the aliens build the pyramids?
Because they did.
The aliens probably did.
Aliens did not build the pyramids.
This is AI.
You said we've seen UFOs.
What are UFOs?
Who just said this is AI overview?
And that's why it's an invalid answer.
When you just tried to use to Bernard an AI fucking
rep for you to justify how the three people in Alcatraz
died.
So you think mankind and human civilization
was advanced enough to build those pyramids
at that time?
Genuinely, you believe that?
Yes.
Yes.
I also think it was humans.
They were the most advanced civilization at the time, with unlimited time, mass effort, and fucking crazy resources, dude.
What are we talking about?
No, you've been took, you've been hoodwinked, bamboozled.
I've not been took. The ancient Egyptian civilization was so long that Cleopatra had to study ancient Egyptian history, how we study Cleopatra.
Their civilization existed that fucking long.
They tell Joe Joe, bro, it's okay. Joe. It's okay to be wrong sometimes, bro
And you think that the humans put 2.3 million blocks down
Yeah, Ron like thank you, bro. Thank you literally
Bro, it's about waking up, bro. Wake up. Open up your third eye, bro.
Like, wake up, Joe.
Joe, wake up.
Are you a flat earther?
Are you a flat earther?
No.
I've seen, I've seen, I've seen the, um, well, here's why I'm not a flat earther.
What do you mean you've seen me?
What do you mean you've seen the rocket's takeoff in Florida?
No.
What he's going to say?
I have seen the rocket's takeoff in Florida, but also, when you go on a boat,
the water stops, which means there has to be a, wait, wait, what?
Wait, what are you talking about the water stop?
Am I on a line here? No, when you're, what does that mean?
If the earth was flat,
you would continuously see water slash land forever infinitely if it was flat.
Right? But when I go on a boat, the water stops,
which means it's slowly curving. Wait, Joe, I have an actual question.
Joe, I have an actual question. Do you, do you, uh,
Do you think after what is Antarctica or whatever?
Do you think that there's another civilization?
No, let me step down to y'all's level here.
No, because Mr. Beast went there.
Yeah, but I'm gonna be honest with you.
Delighted.
Nope.
Have you seen the clip?
I've seen it.
I feel like Mr. Beast.
Are we going to?
I mean, he's got a lot of, he's got a lot of eyes on him.
He could pursue a lot of people his own way.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
What's your guys' favorite conspiracy theory of all time?
Or what do you believe, what do you believe?
Yes, conspiracy theory.
Let me think here.
Chad, what do I believe?
Someone told me like, I mean, I don't even know
if you could consider this a conspiracy theory,
but I think a large portion of government representatives
are like shills for other people in other countries.
Yeah, but that's just facts.
That's just facts.
That's not even really a conspiracy theory.
Let me go this. I think that the government is hiding alien technology that they've
captured from.
Yes. Space.
We've seen aliens,
but I think that we have recovered some sort of drone or something.
Oh, not a doubt, bro. Isn't it true? And you're a falafel officer.
Isn't it true that iPhones like we're a thing like 15 years before they even
got like put out or something like that and all that shit or something like
that? I swear someone told me that. Yeah. There's like, there's like shit.
That was like, because the government gets it before they put it out,
Obviously, and they test it for years.
I feel like AI has been a thing since 2000, bro.
We just wouldn't know.
Why are we not allowed an area of 51?
The same way where we're not allowed to go Antarctica.
It's their hiding ship, bro.
I'm telling you, they're hiding ship.
My biggest conspiracy is Antarctica, though.
I genuinely think there's another world beyond that.
You think the earth is bigger than they say it is.
Yes, yes.
But what do you think's beyond the Antarctica wall?
I wouldn't know because we can't go there,
But notice how it's like they have so much.
I'm pretty sure there's like a bunch of like hidden military bases.
You know Ron, you make a lot of money.
You could go there.
Ron.
I can't.
No, you can't.
You can't go there.
Why?
Wait, wait, wait, Joe.
Joe, why as a human can I not go past a certain level
without the government stop?
He's right.
He's right.
You could go there.
Okay, so I'll do a trip and I'll go there and live stream
and then watch my stream randomly f out of nowhere
and I get kidnapped.
I get beat to an oblivion
and then I come back a whole different person
and that my brain is wired differently, bro.
You can't, you can't, you can't go that far, you can't.
Well, like you're somebody from the fallout series
that's being mind controlled by the mind.
Bro, a lot of people laugh, bro,
but this is my theory, bro, this is my theory.
I genuinely think,
I genuinely think that there's another world after that.
And then you brought up the idea
because you were saying like,
oh, but how's Mr. Beast going there?
Mr. Beast has a lot of influence, bro.
Of course, he's gonna make it look like
there's nothing there.
I'm gonna be honest with you,
that's like going crazy mode a little bit,
But like, there's another world, bro.
I genuinely think that there's another world.
I genuinely think.
But what do you think is past it?
I just think that there's a whole other world
that they're not showing, there's this shit.
Of what?
We won't know, because how am I supposed to, like,
no, not a garbage, I'm just saying like,
there's like more to life I feel like that they hide.
Do you guys think we landed on the moon?
No, not the first time.
Some people don't even think that we left the,
what is it called?
The Hollywood studio, yeah.
The fucking firmament.
If we get into the firmament conversation,
I think my brain's gonna explode.
So Joe, run a poll in your chat.
Oh guys, I'm an idiot for my opinion.
He just asked for a conspiracy theory, I gave him.
Hey, there we go.
On whether or not the fucking moon landing's real,
why don't we poll Twitch chat?
That'll be the fucking deciding factor
pure research we're doing right now.
So what I'm thinking about is this logically though, if we landed on the moon in 1969,
we were at the height of like a cold war with Russia and the whole nine yards of this
baby.
Yeah, keep in mind, keep in mind, after we dropped a nuclear bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
So if you're going to sit here and say that splitting the atom is so much easier than
going to the fucking moon, I'm going to lose my mind, Jynxie.
We made a nuclear bomb 20 fucking years
before we went to the moon.
Well, I'm a possible.
I'll raise as possible.
I see your situation.
I'll raise you a situation.
Guys, sometimes when I stream, I have internet issues.
You're telling me they live streamed in 1969.
Wait, wait, wait.
OK, hold on.
Now we're going to the.
The ficked internet.
Now I'm going to the internet.
1969, are you serious?
In 2026, my stream lags.
What do you mean, bro?
I'm saying you can't totally rule out
that we didn't land on the moon.
And we faked that shit because it was a pissing contest
with Russia about being the first people
to land on the moon.
Wait, Joseph, do you think that the flag waving?
What about that?
Oh my God, the flag was not waving.
So then what was it?
You know when you move something
and it doesn't stop moving until something else
disturbs it, like a law of physics,
like an object will stay at rest or remain
and rest like inertia, right?
You know, like if you move a flag
and you put it in a position,
and it's gonna stay in that position
until something changes it, right?
So how did he move that flag up?
He had to put it there.
My chat is saying-
It's not blowing in the wind.
71% of my chat is saying we did it land on the moon
Adventure to say a large portion of the people that are saying we didn't are doing it for the means
Well, I really don't believe like
Maybe I'm just like delusional and I'm controlled bro
We want to understand I don't understand how you think that we couldn't make bro like
Why haven't we gone back to the moon in 60 years?
We just went back there.
We orbited around it in a mission to understand how we would be able to do longer form space
travel towards Mars.
Oh, actually, watch that live stream.
But if you're seeing it, if you're going to moon landings fake, I'm not going to
try and raise you a rage bay here or anything.
But I'm not really, you know how like there's a lot of astronauts that exploded because
of failed attempts. Right? Yes. Are those people fake as well? Or like, there's people
that tried to go to the moon and die. What year? What year was the explosion?
It happens a lot. It doesn't happen a lot. No, like, not people in it, but like, what
the fuck? A challenger, the challenger disaster. In 1986, the shuttle broke apart, 78, 73
after left off and killed all seven crew members.
Now, this could get really deep, really quickly,
and a lot of opinions could start hating, but.
Well, no.
I mean, obvious to like, if there was.
I'm not trying to get you to say that they didn't die.
I'm just trying to say.
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I think they died.
I think they died.
Legitimate missions to go to space prior to the 1990s.
We have gone to the moon even if you don't believe that we've gone to the moon in 1969
We've gone to the moon by now if you think we haven't gone to the moon by now
And you believe in the firmament and that the world is flat you are living in your brain and you are the stupidest person of all time
No, but I don't think anyone's died. I don't think they I'm not saying you I'm saying the people that believe that shit
Yeah, who is like a famous person? Yeah, who's like a famous person. That's like a flat earth or isn't Kyrie Irving a flat earth or I remember reading about that
I don't think so. Is it I don't really know anyone that's a flat earth or
I think he mentioned it. I think he was just I think he mentioned it
No, Logan Paul just said that to be like just that was when it was trending. He just said that somebody said the Bible confirms the flat earth the Catholic Church
endorses the
Heliocentric
Dude, I'm saying bro. I'm saying open up your mind. Don't believe everything that you read. Don't believe everything that you see
Yeah, that's what I think it's about knowing yourself
Googling it dude, I'll be honest with me bro like but no one in this
Church fully accepts it even though it opposed it in the 17th century. How are we arguing about?
have you learned history at all who the church doesn't deny the fucking earth
is round the church believes the earth is round I don't know where we're where
we're getting this information Joe who are you arguing with this is all like a
belief like yeah but yeah everyone's gonna have a different belief like some
people could believe that history was re-rided for like whatever you know I'm
saying you're never gonna get like everyone to agree so it's like amongst
us though I'll be honest with you I don't know bro I feel like the moon I
I don't know. Have you gone to the moon jinx that you think like, dude,
I think anything we've done recently, a hundred percent, anything in the lab.
I'm just saying in 1969, I'm not a hundred percent sure you went to the moon.
I'm saying there's a chance we faked it. That's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying it's 100% what you really believe that aliens made the
pyramids or you're just talking with me.
I'm saying there's a chance that aliens made the pyramids.
And I wanted to pick your guys's brain cause I,
I watched a YouTube video about it.
You fully said aliens, you fully said that.
There's a chance, there's a chance that the value.
There's always a chance, there's always a chance, right?
There's always, let's just, let's just not be like,
stubborn, right?
There's always a chance.
Quote of the day, there's always a chance.
There's always a chance.
There is always a chance.
And I think what did, it was very productive
in the last 20 minutes.
And I think it was very free for you.
I really don't think it was.
I really don't think it was.
I feel like we talked about a whole lot of hoopla and got absolutely nowhere.
I feel like a philosopher though.
I feel like I had my little robe on and I was like Aristotle like,
like, I'm kind of, I'm kind of drooling a little bit thinking about this, bro.
I'm getting talked about the N.
Not knocky.
I don't even know what that is, bro.
I don't know how to knocky an alien race.
Yeah, bro.
You mean soccer?
I'm an hockey yeah, bro
Talk about it for like 10 hours straight at one point
All right, all right, can we play Bob?
What was socrates greatest discovery Joe?
What do you greatest this what was he known for like what was socrates known for what we're making egg and cheese one of the fathers of philosophy I
Know but like does he have like a crazy quote that I've heard a million times
That was Kai's the man, I think.
Yeah, but like what how much do you know about Socrates or like Play-Doh or
I just know they're all really famous, but I don't know whose quote is whose like I
don't know who has I believe he said all I know is that I know nothing.
That's a bother is probably one of the famous ones.
Oh that is a banger quote actually that is a banger quote.
Yeah, the only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.
Okay, and not to like and I know her about a play a game
I know about a play a game
But if you guys ever experienced this term called a derealization, do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, like every day
like like you you actually sit back and here I here's what the
Dissociate it for me. It's dissociative experience where the outside world feels unreal dreamlike foggy artificial or visually distorted
But also like not even just like that happens a lot because of like social media
Like have you ever have ever sat into like social media just like scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and then you get out of it
You're just like what the fuck it no not even that though
But it's like do you ever just think like how weird life is genuinely to because like you're sort of
That happens a lot to me that happens a lot to me
And I don't know if anyone can relate but sometimes like if I'm driving at night and there's no light pollution
I'll stare at the stars and then I'll be like whoa like it's kind of weird to think about that
We're looking at like, like all this other shit.
Like I don't know how to describe it.
I noticed I go through that a lot though
when I look at stars.
No, but I mean like-
Oh, I do that.
You're almost out of your body in a sense,
where like you think about-
I feel like you're watching your life through a TV.
Yeah, and you're driving around like,
because life itself is weird.
You're driving around like a flesh vehicle.
And I've also tripped out about like,
especially one of the first couple of times
I started smoking when I was like a kid,
like 16, 17, I was not ready to smoke lead at that age,
but I did and I would think about like,
what even is a thought?
Like how am I even conscious?
Like how am I even conscious?
Because it's like, yeah bro, what is a thought?
I'm just firing neurons
because like some science geek could explain,
well your brain is firing neurons.
It's like, yeah bro, I know dipshit.
I mean like, what is a thought?
Like how am I thinking?
How as a kid, you're born with a conscious
like 99% of the time, like you,
from a young age, you understand right and wrong.
Like that's just weird.
Yeah.
Well, you don't understand right and wrong from a young age.
You're taught right and wrong.
I understand, but I just like it's just
It's just based consciousness, like the ability to
Like the consciousness is like the trippiest thing ever.
I think consciousness is really trippy.
Like I don't, like scientifically when I'm moving around.
Yeah, that goes back down.
That goes down to like everything.
It's like everything.
Like when you have like a realization of what's going on,
it gets trippy.
Like look at our realization right now.
even like what we're doing, like, I don't know.
It's just, it's a weird, it's weird.
If you really decide-
Bro, you don't ever sit down.
You don't ever sit down.
Like I think the way that I trip out a lot is,
I mean-
You don't think it's weird how many people are talking to
sometimes and it's just that you don't realize like,
we're talking to a fucking screen right now.
Think about that.
We're all-
Jeff, I feel like what I'm saying,
I don't think, I don't think I'm explaining it well.
But Jeff, the idea of consciousness
genuinely trips me out.
Like I genuinely am tripped out by it.
like you can't see a thought you can't feel a thought you can't smell a thought but you have a thought
Like the idea of consciousness is actually fucking whack and I don't know how to explain it like you're just a
Thinking being same with Ron, but I mean I'm saying, you know, we're going off stats
I'm just saying you know a larger creator, but um
Yeah, like that's same thing with me same thing with you like I it's fucking unreal to
to watch myself in a content perspective.
Like I don't even recognize myself sometime
and that's really disturbing.
That's a good question.
Yo, what do you think about the dead internet theory?
What is that?
What even is that?
What the majority of internet interactions are bots
and not real people.
So I think it's getting worse.
I think Twitter's like 40% bots.
I think Twitter's way more percent bots.
You don't realize it.
You think more than half?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think Twitter, Twitter is just like people post shit
and it's just like, it can't be real to me.
Cause it's like, sometimes I stick out.
It's AI posting shit and AI interacting with it.
Well, here's my thing.
Here's my thing, right?
I know that there's,
and I don't know if anyone else notices this, right?
I feel like ever since like,
and this is like, this could get deep, right?
Not deep, but like it get confusing.
I feel like ever since like after like 2021-ish
everything on the internet is just like hate
following hate, following hate, following hate.
And like, I've realized like on Twitter is like a huge source
on TikTok.
It's like, it's like, I don't know, bro,
but it was after like 2020, 2021, like before that,
I feel like there was never this much hate.
No, before 20, I think it was, yeah,
no, the hate I think is amplified by the bots.
But that's what I'm saying.
Do you think because people write comments
and it bots that like it and then bots respond to that
and then it makes people believe that.
You guys are because the the narration that people believe is the one that is most popular and the one that is out first and big
Corporations and big media understand this and even individual people that have a lot of bots under them can output a narrative
And if they get a lot of people to like it and have interactions that seem mildly real
The average person will immediately go towards that and believe that without thinking for themselves. That's anything
That's what they do in political elections. It's what they do in life
It's what they do with social media hate towards you or me or anybody the hate the majority of the hate that you get
is fabricated and then believed in the aftermath of my real people.
Yeah.
Bots create the hate and people follow that hate.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
I-
Because they're trying to separate us in this world, Ron.
Yeah, I know.
And you can't know what happened.
I know.
And it's hard because everyone's getting control over social media,
bros.
It's they're trying to set these narratives about each other, bro.
And then if you say something outlandish,
like how we're talking, people are going to be like,
what are you talking about?
You're crazy, blah, blah, blah.
And then we're going to see tweets about us talking about it that are fake and then it's never ending loop
Yeah, I AI am I not real. I don't even know myself anymore
Bro, but um, it's like you guys know whatever there's like a tweet and then like the first
20 tweets it's even in my YouTube comments to when I look at my
Oh my god YouTube comment.
Oh my god, YouTube comment.
And then it's a big titty, it's a big titty girl saying,
I love you Ron, I love your content.
No you don't, I know majority of my viewers
are 12 year old little kids.
That fucking type bullshit, you're lying.
No, but they'll be like,
and there's infinite numbers of YouTube bots
that are just promoting porn pages.
It's insane.
Like if there's a Twitter clip
of like any of the past discussion
in the last hour of the first column,
it'll be like, to weigh this conversation
between stable Ronaldo and Joe Bartcrash.
7,000 likes!
Yeah, truly, truly insane.
And then there's like night,
and then there are all like some crypto page on Twitter.
Like, it's Twitter's actually bad.
Twitter's failure.
No, I genuinely think Twitter became the worst app ever.
And it's hard because like,
I'm not ashamed to admit it,
but like, I'm addicted to it, bro.
Like, I don't understand.
Like, I'm addicted to opening Twitter.
Like, I don't know if anyone else does this
for other apps where you close the app, reopen it,
close it out, like, I do that, right?
Dude, I've been doing that
with fantasy football the past week.
I just keep looking at my fucking teams, bro.
I don't really, Twitter or fuck Twitter.
I'm gonna get to the TikTok, bro.
If I watch a lot of TikToks,
dude, I lose so much time just scrolling on TikTok.
My brain has a voice.
At night, I go, let me watch a movie.
And then I go into an actual fucking black hole
for an hour and a half and come out of it.
And then you wake up.
You wake up, though.
And you're like, what happened the last 40 minutes?
Are we even awake right now?
Yo, let's get on the game, bro.
We actually have to play the game tonight.
But yeah, bro, that was actually a fun discussion.
I mean, Joe, I was slightly trolling about the pyramids, but I did watch a nice informative
YouTube video about it that I thought was interesting.
As long as you don't believe in the firmament, bro.
What is firmament?
What is that?
Oh, God.
That the atmosphere is supposed to be so thick that we can't escape it.
And any media that says that we've left the atmosphere is wrong.
And we're in like a dome that we can't leave.
No, I don't.
No, I don't. I've never even heard of that.
I mean, Bum Banana.
All right, I'm going to go P real quick and then I'm done.
And then I'm ready to play.
That was actually so fun, dude.
Whoa, wait, I'm going to go P, too.
All right, I'll just try to talk to myself.
Yep, guys, talk to Ron.
I think calories are fake. I think that the government puts calories into food so that
we think that we're getting fatter. And I think everyone should just eat whatever they
want to eat and just not care. That's my team. So for instance, when I order, I don't know,
20 wings from Wingstop, bro, those are fake calories. They're not real. Like, bro, there's
There's no way that's gonna be bad.
It tastes too good.
What do you gotta say, bro?
And I hate lemon pepper, by the way.
Hate for me. I don't care.
I hate lemon pepper.
I'll be the guy to say it.
Mango habanero is the best wing flavor.
Kill me if I'm wrong.
Go ahead, kill me.
I just saw my address and said I'm coming, all right?
Let me turn that guy out.
someone just said
Wings stop is
We stopped for couple of while himself you were the order
I'm really thinking about it, but Wings stop is like, is it Wings stop owned by, what's his face?
I'm back in the building, man.
Hey, bro, it's me, Ron.
Ron, is Joe gone?
Um, yeah, he told me, um, I got no joke, I'll be honest with you.
Okay, but Ron, my question before Joe gets back.
Okay, genuinely, too. I think about this. All right. So the thing that always tripped me out,
though, was when I was a kid. No, but hold on. The thing that always tripped me out when I was a
kid is like genuinely, and I'm not trolling, is what actually is consciousness or what is a thought
because you can't see that. Bro, but you'll never know. It's like, that's like saying,
okay, so this is the thing that everyone always trips about. Think about, think about what's
After death forget like whatever like whatever you think I'm just saying like think literally like physically like like you don't know
Right and like it's like when you try to think of it right after instantly like your brain starts going all over the place
Does anyone else know what I'm talking about like sometimes when I think about like oh, what's after death?
Like my brain starts firing because then I start thinking I'm like damn one day. I'm actually gonna die
We'll have to flash time. It's like I'm not like I like the religion aspect or any of that
I'm just saying like sometimes you just lose yourself. That's the thing. I'm part of what are you?
What did I come back to?
Bro, what I'm saying is I can't
I'm not even saying that
I'm saying like I can't see a thought
I can't hear a thought, I can't smell a thought
What is consciousness?
What is that?
What is that? What is it? I don't know what it is
What is consciousness?
What the fuck is that? Is that not weird?
Is that not trippy at all?
I mean it's your neurons firing to each other
It's just an action
I mean the numbers Mason, what do they mean?
Well, I don't understand.
Well, is that question just for yourself or for any living thing?
For any living thing.
For any living thing.
Like a squirrel.
Like squirrels aren't even real.
They're controlled by the cameras.
And that's why you never saw a squirrel during COVID.
I saw a squirrel holding a peanut today.
Because they're not real.
Because they're not real.
They're controlled by the government.
like an actual peanut not shelled and in my head I was like where the fuck did he get
that I'm hard right now like where did it where did a squirrel just get an unshelled peanut
wait I'm not real I was a wrecked when I stood up to the camera what are you talking about why
I think I just stood up with a stiffy check was I actually
How do you not know
Dude, it's so good. It's so real Joe. I got a smoke with you one day. It's just like no don't do it, bro
Why is it tweaker when he's high?
No, I'm not when are we gonna do a game day where we all eat an edible and
Yeah, I can't do it
I took five milligrams of an edible and I started fucking tweaking
I started after you when you when you called me about going to AC I was off at 20
And I was I actually felt like I was in a simulation talking to you like I was almost freaking out
Because you were like asking me something but you're like we're fine. I'm flying a helicopter out you're gonna get on it
I was like
Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I know I know I know this only take like an hour and a half
Make sure on your microphone that your your actual mic is connected. Okay. Is it this one which one options?
We got it, I'm gonna be a lobby
I gotta learn philosophy drums, so I go should I go back to college?
You were in college Ron at what I'm saying like should I try to go to college wait wait?
When I talk the monkey talks.
Yo!
Wait, are you in the game?
Bro, when I talk the monkey talks.
Yes. The monkey talks when you talk because we have to use-
Okay, wait, wait, actually, the way that this game is gonna work.
Ron, talking game actually, I wanna make-
Oh, you need it.
Actually, no, don't talk in game.
Alright, wait.
Everybody, everybody test their mic volume.
Can you hear me in game?
Can you hear me in game?
Chat, one time when I was at Bushfield-
Wait, actually, Jixie, Jixie, you and this, what are we talking about?
Wait, you know what? You're here now.
Yeah, I can hear you wait. I don't want to be I don't want to be the death one
Okay, we could we we could actually I don't think we could you guys hear me. Could you guys hear me?
Yeah, I'm turning you guys up. Have you guys ever been to Bush Gardens in Florida?
What are you fucking one time when I was in the orangutan section?
They hurled shit at the glass in front of me and it literally landed right in front of my head
The monkey reminded me
I'm not asking.
Listen, listen, listen.
The way this game works is we're going to defuse a bomb, right?
And one of us can't hear.
One of us can't speak and one of us can't see.
What would you guys rather be?
You can't change it.
You can't change it.
The one who is mute is the one with the defusal manual,
which is right now, JGC.
Are you confident with that?
Yes, bro.
You want to be the manual guy.
You're not going to be able to talk to us.
You're not going to talk.
I got it. I'm just going to be listening to you guys, right? Listening and watching.
I'm going to be on deaf.
So all of you are blind.
You're blind.
I'm blind. Can everyone do me a favor?
On settings and then raise your microphone level.
I can't really shoot you guys, even though I have you maxed out.
All right. I have my mic maxed out in volume.
My trip and trip is kind of quiet.
Minds up a little bit.
I turned it up a little bit, Ron. How does that sound, Ron?
Yeah, it's fine. You're going to be muted anyway.
We don't want to hear you.
OK. OK, so guys.
What you're not, wait, Ron's not even gonna be able to hear us.
It doesn't matter what our fucking-
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, so I'm gonna-
What?
You're gonna be deaf.
Like, you're just-
Okay, wait, let's do it.
Who's the smartest today?
This is how this is gonna work.
Yes, daddy.
I'm blind.
I'm gonna have the bomb in front of me.
I'm going to be able to speak to Jinxie.
Jinxie is going to have to give information to you
which you're going to relay to me.
Okay, he can't speak to you. He's going to talk to you, but Joe. I'm muted. So do I do like hand signals?
Oh my god. Yes, you're gonna be doing hand signals
This is gonna be ready
Wait, so is it how many rap like there's a way to beat this game Chad runs monkey is the cutest
This is round one. All right, so I'm gonna get that for the first time. Oh my god
They can't hear me
You're on the beard. Okay. I'm looking. You're a minute and 40. Stop smacking me. How do you see me? Screen peeking question marks. You're pulling the yellow wire right now.
You're putting out a blue green wire. Okay. Jixi, you have to tell Ron.
Okay, Jaycee, you have to tell Ronald looking at a manual.
Looking at a manual.
You have to tell him which one I cut.
Which one is what?
What? The first wire he said was yellow.
Chad, how do I move?
He's just staring at me.
He's not even looking at me.
He's just staring at me.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I'm the wire.
I'm just cutting something to relate to me.
He's thinking he's no bigger than me.
He's not helping me.
Okay, wait, chat, what do I do?
What do I do?
He's opening the manual.
He's opening the manual.
You have 55 seconds left, guys.
55 seconds.
Jinksy, you got to help here.
You got to help here.
I'm muted.
I don't know what to do.
I'm muted.
You're pointing at a blue wire.
Jinksy, you have to say.
Don't move.
You're pointing at a blue wire.
You have 35 seconds left!
You cut it!
Not a bad start.
JC, you did actually nothing there.
Bro, I couldn't even see what you were doing. Let me be the deaf guy.
When you're blind, you can see, but you can only see the bomb and no color. It's black and white.
So I could see you let me be run
You want to be blind? Yes, I'll be mute and then I'll relay info to Ron. I'm gonna be dead
I'm dead ride what you see to me
You're gonna point you're gonna tell me what you see you're gonna point at something and Ron will say what it is
Wait, I'm deaf again. Ron go blind. I have oh
You want to be blind? Okay, then run. All right, whatever. Let's just run it. Let's do it. It's learning
Guys, by the way, can you guys hear me?
Joe, Joe, do that if you can hear me.
Okay.
Don't slap me, ass-white.
All right, we have a red-yellow-blue-green line in that order, and the bomb has two
minutes on it.
Monked.
Okay, what are we supposed to do, though?
Light.
Say the light.
The light is yellow.
The light is yellow.
The light is yellow.
The light is yellow.
So the light is yellow and the order is, Ron just threw a beer can at my head.
The order is red, yellow, blue, green.
The order is red, yellow, blue, green in that order and the light's yellow.
Joe, I'm looking at you.
What's up, Joe?
Joe, the order is red, the yellow, blue, green, and the light color is yellow.
Stop giving me the finger, bro!
Punch it in!
Ron, I can't hear you right this year.
I don't hear you
Joe defuse it now
Joe you keep doing that. What do you what is that Joe? What is that Joe? What is that bro?
Mods, turn on chat, please help me.
Oh, Ron, maybe if you yell louder I can hear you, idiot.
Idiot.
You thought I was holding up the middle finger.
What do you think I meant when I was holding up one finger?
Jynxie?
Cut one.
Cut the first wire.
And you kept going, why are you flipping me off?
Why are you flipping me off?
I can't refuse the boss.
I have the manual, Jynxie.
You have to tell me what you see.
I will motion you an answer.
And then you tell Ron.
Maybe I should be blind, bro.
No, no, no, you keep switching everything.
You keep switching everything.
Just do your fucking job.
Jynxy should be blind.
Jynxy should be blind.
Ron, you should be new.
Yes, let me be blind.
You should be deaf.
You should be deaf.
You're going to tell me what you see,
and I'm going to give you signs,
and you'll tell Jynxy what to do, OK?
OK.
All right, come on.
We got this, guys.
All righty.
Welcome, everybody, to the bomb refusal.
My name is Stumble Roberto.
OK, so we're looking at the green wire.
blue wire, red wire, yellow wire, and nothing is splashing, but there is a yellow light on the
bottom right. Now we have two minutes and 15 seconds. Okay, so you're not in your head. Okay,
do I cut the first wire? Oh, say it again. Okay, so green wire, red wire, no, no, excuse me,
sorry, sorry, sorry. Green wire, blue wire, red wire, yellow wire in that order. So four
wire so green blue red yellow green blue red yellow like it's not flashing yellow it's just a
bottom right it's yellow now cut the second wire not yes or no okay now joe don't do it yet he wants
you to cut not yet he wants you to cut every wire now he's getting i'm just getting cut the
second wire cut the second wire how do i cut it how do i cut it how do i cut it cut the
Cut the second wire.
Don't ask questions.
Cut the second wire.
Cut the second wire.
Nice.
Are we done?
Yes!
Oh my God.
Let me be the blind guy.
The blind guy's good.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
That was the first successful mission.
Wait, how many missions are there?
How many missions are there?
100.
Oh, God.
Come on.
That's a little one.
It was very hard.
Come on, guys.
Locking in, bro.
We got it now.
Come on.
This is the trio, Ron to good IGL.
This is good.
I want to be able to hear you guys eventually.
Well, I can switch it up.
Okay, this is what we'll do.
We'll do like one more like this
and then we'll change the positions, okay?
All right.
There's only 30 levels.
Alrighty, it's me, Stumble Robert.
Now, we got two minutes and 30 seconds.
This one's a little bit quicker.
We have, it looks to be,
it looks like Switch is Joe
and it's got arrows on the top and bottom
and there's colors with it.
It goes green yellow blue red. They're all in the middle so every single switch is in the middle if that makes sense
So it's so so so so so I'll say one more time one second. Okay
One second, okay, so it's that's the first one test the first one
You say it's that's the first one
He just moved it without saying anything wait, but Joe when you said one second
I thought you meant cut the first thing saying one second. I'm not saying cut a wire. He's saying they're sliders
I was trying to indicate that you need to move the first one down. That's what I did
But oh, I did it up. I did it up
Yeah, okay, okay, don't ever do anything until I can multitude of options and I give you one thing like if I tell you one
Is this one better, do it, Joe?
Alright, you got it better with this mic? How do I know?
Yeah, I can hear you fine either way.
Go! Now I'm good, now I'm good, come on, come on!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your VOM operator speaking, my name's Stumble Robert.
Um, now we have the exact same thing, Joe, and it's green, red, yellow, blue.
Nothing flashing, nothing moving.
Okay, so Jixi don't do it yet, but it's gonna be the first one which is green now. He's looking up so that indicates you push it up
Okay, so now we have one green light out of four gel the second one is red. What do we do with the red one?
We're gonna go up on that one
Nice it's now green again not green not not green but like it lit up
So that means we got it right so the third one is yellow. It is a yellow
Jixi up
Nice. Okay. Last one. Blue.
He gave up. He gave up. He doesn't. Hold on. He closed his book. He's angry.
He's nodding his head at me that he's angry. What is it?
He's he's aggressive. Down, down, down, down, down.
Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yo.
All right, what do you guys what do you guys want to switch to you get that one dude? I think I should be the
The manual I think I saved the manual
Let's I'll be deaf
Okay, okay, and then I'm fine
Yeah, okay, I'm going to talk
I'm gonna I'm gonna explain to you what I see Jin see you're going to have to use the emotes and the numbers to
relate to me what we're supposed to do if I'm ever talking too much because I'm
not gonna be able to hear Ron or Jinxy so Ron to talk to Ron slat me if I need
a shut up okay I'm ready I'm ready but I'm muted hey wait so they can hear me
yeah alright I can't hear anything right now we're seeing two different
sets of things left one we're gonna start with the wires okay there are
four wires to start with the first one I'm going to say the light is blue okay
the light is blue and the wire order is red blue yellow okay red the light is
blue there are four wires what wire do we need to cut red blue yellow or green
give me a number one three four
should I just start moving everything?
Yo, Jinxy, Jinxy, Jinxy,
Yo, Jinxy, I know you can hear me, bro.
I just want you to know that you're the dumbest motherfucker in the universe.
I just want you to know, Jinxy, you're useless to society.
Thank God you know how to say it right now.
Thank God you know how to say it, bro.
Thank God, bro. Thank God for high-five.
Cut the first wire.
Figure out the fucking manual.
First wire.
Cut the first wire.
What am I supposed to do?
to do one is that you said one nod your head yes if it's one cut first wire
okay that is an S that is the wrong what is the wrong thing oh god he's useless
he's useless he's useless he's useless it's right okay we'll move on we'll move
The next one is sliders to leave a minute chance see the next one is sliders first one
Okay, upper down
Upper down
Up or down
You're shaking your head up and down give me thumbs up or thumbs down use your e-muffs
Use your e-muffs you're pointing your you're not pointing at me you're shaking your
Let's get some red.
Do we go up or down?
Up.
Up on the first one.
There we go.
Second one's blue.
Up or down?
Up.
Up.
Third one's yellow.
Up or down?
Up or down?
Or are they see?
Black, they see her.
Up or down?
Up.
OK.
We have 11 seconds.
You fucked up the wire.
What wire do I cut?
Once you were three.
Two.
Two.
Ron, we're going to do a ball as you move here.
a third one. There we go. Nice, guys. We guessed. Dude, Jaycee, you fucked it up though.
Yo, but you were saying red, yellow, blue, green, and I didn't have that combination there.
It's not, it doesn't matter that it's the combination. So you're seeing a light that's
blue and it's telling you the color that I need to cut. And so I'm telling you in
order red, yellow, blue, green, and it's telling you the color that you need to
But and you need to listen to me in the order that I said it. No, no, J.C. is useless again. Please. I get it now
All right, please go on to the next level. So we'll run that back
Because we won. Yeah, let's go. It's good job guys
All right, open the bond right we're seeing three different things right now. We'll start with the sliders
All the way on the left Ron
down on the yellow slider up or down down okay now red down all the way down
yeah upper down down on red wait what what happened it said down yo DC one
I'm never gonna beat this game if you are just gonna fucking
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
Oh, it's set down.
What the hell is this?
I messed up.
I messed up.
I went out.
I don't know.
Chat's saying that was Ron.
Ron, you fucked it up!
You fucked it up!
You fucked it up!
Wait, what?
I went down.
Alright, same thing, green slider, up or down.
Up. Now red.
Up. Now blue.
Up. Now yellow.
Down.
Okay, now we're going to do a different puzzle that looks like-
Shout out turkey, shout out turkey!
Like a D-pad.
What? Run!
What the fuck?
What did I do?
What am I doing wrong?
What am I doing wrong?
What am I doing wrong?
What are you doing?
I'm not, I'm, Chad, I'm not clicking anything.
I'm not clicking anything at all.
The caution slider.
Hey, what?
I'm just...
There's a timer in the middle.
We have to do the slider first.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know that.
They could see the bomb.
I didn't know the slider.
All right, all right, all right.
Okay, I will do that one first.
Shut up, duckie!
The danger symbol and it's going all the way. Oh, you have to constantly pull that down
Ron pull that down. Yeah, if that ever hits the danger zone, we blow up. So remember
Sliding that down on the left. Okay. Sliding that down. All right
We're gonna move on back to the upper downs here. J.T. Red
Down green
Down blue down yellow
down okay now we're on the D pad right there are two it looks like a D pad
there is a domino looking figure it's I let it get close out the scam dots
vertically and there is an up down left and right whoa I was going out whoa
why is the power going out is the music box on I think behind you I'm
seeing the music box on I don't know I'm gonna turn that off all right so
We're seeing the D-pad here. We have two minutes. So we have a little bit of time. Don't slide that up on
Let me slide it down. I see you're trying to blow us off
So I'm see he's freaking out
We have the decent. I don't he has either there are four buttons in a green light
There's a green light and it is a easy but you're gonna figure is that I'm just missing one for a second four buttons with it
So I'm assuming we have to have some sort of configuration up
up down left a light in four different ways.
Are you able to direct me
in what you're giving me the middle finger?
Is that you saying up?
And yes or no, is that you saying up?
It's like a game pad.
It's got up arrows left and right, okay?
This is a game pad.
We're running out of time.
Okay, up on the first one, tap up.
All right, one green light and it just changed.
The blue light and a different, a blue light
and it is the domino in the middle
is one dot and then one bottom right so it's like a diagonal right five for me
it's a five for me like a five for me i don't know what that means jinxie if you
it says anything but it's a five it's a five
yeah what what's that do five and there's a two it's a five and there's a two
does that make sense jinxie i don't know if you're hearing me
okay that was strike one it's green light
and it is uh an l okay he's just saying up you don't even know what it
Okay, green light up. That was wrong again, JC. I don't think you're doing the right thing.
It's an L right now in the middle with a yellow light. An L in the middle with a yellow light. Up, down, left, right.
And it's A. And it's A. It's A. Down.
Okay, that's three stripes and we're out.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, JC, JC, are you like slow?
Yo, let me switch roles.
Braille! Wait, they're saying it's Braille, Ron. Are you able to read the minute?
Yeah, I keep telling him I told him what number was I need the number and the color I need the number and the color
Yeah, he was telling you the color. I was telling you the color. I was telling you the color every time
I need the number and the color though. The know that was Braille. Okay. Try again
All right one more one more
I'll never be in this. I think we got it this time. I'm all I'm certainly confident actually. Let's start with the hard one
All right Ron. We the Braille it is a blue light. It's a
It is a blue light and Ron is reading the Braille to you.
Okay, Jinxie, don't do anything, Ron.
You're saying, is that your left?
Are you saying left?
Okay, left.
Try it.
All right, keep in mind that I don't,
okay, he hit it and it's now it's a yellow light.
It's throwing in the middle, Jinx.
You're not conveying to me left and right,
it's opposite, right?
Don't, no, don't hit right, don't hit right.
All right, it is yellow light
He's reading it to you up down left or right what in the middle
That's right, okay, it's a seven in the middle jigs
Blue seven all right, it's a blue light now
What
That's wrong.
Okay, you can't select that.
It's a nine, it's a nine, we have to restart.
It's going all the way restarting.
Are you trying to do your left or my left?
Do my direction, shake your head off.
Oh, God, he's such a fucking idiot.
Oh, my God.
Pinksy, it's a nine, hurry up, I'm gonna die.
I have a wrong way of thinking.
Try it with him.
It's a two in the middle.
It's a two in the middle.
Ah.
Correct.
It's a blue light.
It's a sex, it's a sex.
No!
You said he's going to do the red light.
I'm telling you, it's a red light.
Do it.
It's an A. It's a A. It's a A. It's an A. It's a A.
It's a A.
It's a A. It's a A. It's a A. It's a A. It's a A.
It's a A.
left turn your head left and all know okay okay shake your head yes all right
it's a red light up down left to right it's a two in the middle right okay now
it's a green six six down it's a five it's a five five left it's a yellow eight
eight eight eight urgency burgers gonna die right 38 seconds that puzzle's done
We have the sliders now go back to the sliders blue slider
Yellow slider down
Down
I
Know somebody else has to be this character Joe. I'm Joe. I'm always gonna do my side my side, okay
You didn't do that, you changed your side, you did it in my side, you did it in my side.
Bro, but Joe, I feel like you're a good explainer, you're a good explainer.
You're just down.
There, I'll be Ron, I'll be Ron. What was Ron?
I like the slot, Ron.
Alright, I'll be blind, I'll be blind, I'll be blind.
You got this babe.
So you still want me to be interpreter?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Guys this random one guys those random should I click it? Yeah, no, let's just do random. I bet oh god. Oh brother
All right, so open it up Ron Ron open it up or whoever that is
Okay
I've got three things here
So we have a little dice cubes. It looks like dice cubes
Okay, and one of them says in the green screen in the middle. It says 58 minus 16 at the top of the dice cubes
It's two three two diagonal
Two three two
Yeah, wow, why do I only get the hardship?
So here let's focus on the easy stuff go to the sliders first, okay
We're gonna go to the sliders. So the sliders is red yellow green blue. What order should he go for red on the first one?
The first one
Red up or down it's red up or down
He's red up or down on the sliders
It's red up or down on the sliders
What the fuck does that mean is red up or down on the sliders
Wait up you're saying up no, no, what are you saying?
Down okay reds down reds down, okay yellow
yellow is you're saying up are you saying up yeah okay up yellow's up okay
what about blue are you saying up or down shake your head in the direction
you're saying down okay blues down blues down okay now green are you saying up
or down put your head in the direction for green or you'll put your head in
direction for green. Put your head, you're saying down for green, correct? You're saying
down. Okay, down on green. Nice. Okay. We got them all complete. Now I don't know what
to do for this one. It says 58 minus 16. And there's a bunch of dice. What should we do?
It's like a caution signal. And it's rising. Yo, what should we do on 58 minus 16 monkey?
Who has the manual? If it's Joe Bart, shake your head up and down. Okay, it's Joe. Joe,
what should we do here, bro? It's just a bunch of dice. I think it's saying 58 minus
16 because we have to equal 40, 46, I don't know, 42, 5. He's saying 5. Ron, he's saying
Okay, now what Joe?
Joe, now what, five and then what?
Joe, now what Joe?
Ah, he flipped me off.
He flipped me off.
He flipped me off.
He flipped me off.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
what the fuck jixi jixi jixi what do you mean now what what do you mean now
what I can't see I gave you the number five stuff changes you have to tell me
what's next okay I can't go you can't go okay five now what I can't see the bomb
I gotta be let's figure this problem out there yeah what's the basic problem
Let's just determine that.
Bro, but Joe, that was the hardest one though.
That was so confusing.
Bro, okay, what that actually, what I see in the manual
is there's a bunch of dice
that are giving me a math problem.
It's 56 minus 16, it was even and the light was red,
so the number was five.
They're saying Ron needed to answer first.
Ron has to answer it.
Ron has to tell me what the, if it's even or odd.
Ron has to solve the math problem.
He has to say the answer to me.
And then you tell me the color and I'll give you the number to get to the clock.
Bro, okay, yeah.
If it's Braille, it's the guy that's blind.
He does the math and he speaks, okay?
Wait, was that once for the rifle?
It was a mixture.
I couldn't tell you what to do though because nobody was giving me the right info.
Bro, so in that scenario, Joe, when I see the dice,
should I just read you the number in the middle, the green number in the middle?
I needed to put in 42 light. I'm ready, bro. The light Ron has to solve the problem first then the light appears got it got it
You'll tell me the answer of the math problem or Ronald say the answer the math problem
And then you'll tell me the light all right, please queue it up. We're doing random again random
Cinema, then we shouldn't you ran random cinema though
Okay, but then okay, well then somebody else might get it. All right, random
All right, I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind. Got it. All right, so I'm looking at, okay,
it says Joe. Oh god, wait, if, if, if, okay, nod your head if you're Jinxy. Nod your head
if you're Joe. Okay, that makes sense because there's only two people. Okay. Now listen,
Joe, okay? Thank God I got a smart guy here. Can we just talk about it real quick
since he can't hear us? He's a fucking idiot. Oh wait, no, I'm the idiot. I
here okay it says 54 plus 19 okay so on it's the same thing as the last time but
it says 54 plus 19 yeah what is that there's a lot of dice it goes 3 oh 54
plus 19 Joe you're a philosopher oh I don't know what is that 68 okay so 10 plus
54 is 60 oh like I'll fix that fix that fix that fix that fix it fix it I can't
I can't see I can't see I did it 73 can't see
Color is green on the bottom left. I'm seeing and I see it says equal 73. It says equal 73
Do that home too?
Not yes. Yes, click two dice. Click the two dice. Click the two dice. That was wrong. Oh
My god, Joe, I fucked up the colors red. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, bro. I don't want to kill us
I'm sorry sometimes people are colorblind people make mistakes, bro. That's how you become a better human
73 but it's a red light 73 but it's a red light 73
Dice up the third dice third dice three three three that was wrong
What
73 but it's red got it got it. We're not we're done
What about this? What about this? What about this?
Great. Stop breaking shit. He got it.
So, we're looking at the squirrel shit. The switches.
Joe, I'm on the switches. Joe, I'm on the switches.
Yellow, blue, red, green. Yellow, blue, red, green.
Yellow is up or down, Joe.
It's yellow up or down I need to know now come on
Joe just nod your head in the direction
Oh my god, oh my god.
Okay, Jamesy, now you have 10 seconds left on the bomb.
He told me the answer, but riddle me this.
What goes off but never goes down,
but what goes around the town?
Ron is a fucking,
Ron, you're a fucking jerk off!
Just save the direction!
Jesus!
You are absolutely braver!
Was I giving the right answer,
was I giving the right answer for that dice?
Yes, yes, yes, Ron's being a dumbass.
Yes, you were.
My bad, bro.
I'll take that one.
I'll take accountability, bro.
You're saying a riddle instead of just saying up or down,
bro, what the fuck, man?
I was trying to challenge your brain, bro.
My bad, bro, that's my bad.
No, I take blame.
I take blame.
Hey, that one's on me, boys.
That one's on me.
All right, I'm this guy.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
Boom, boom, boom.
Joe, we have, we have levers.
Okay, we're near the sliders first, Joe.
The sliders first.
Okay, it's, wait, if you're holding the book
and you're Ron, shake your head.
If you're holding the book and you're Joe, shake your head.
Okay, Joe's holding the book.
Okay, Joe, the first one is green.
Am I going up or down on the slider?
Up, Ron, move the green slider up, the first slider.
Yellow now, up or down, Joe?
Up again, yellow's up again.
Yellow is up Ron, you stupid motherfucker!
Okay, Joe, blue, up or down?
Joe, blue, up or down?
Down, down, down, move it down, move it down.
Okay, red, up or down, Joe?
Do you want red to be up or down?
Joe, red, up or down?
You want red to be down, correct, right?
Alright, let's go.
Now, we're under the dice.
It's 57 plus three it equals 60 57 plus 3 equals 60 Ron solve the equation type in 6 0 6 0 on the dice
Nice okay now I don't now Joe you have to tell me I don't know how this works now
Joe what do I do now can you try to like signal me we have so much time we're about to beat it
You're wrong. Shut up! Joe! Joe! Joe, flip me off. Okay, so do the six...
Rob, do the six dice, then the zero dice? I'm so confused. That's one strike. Joe, what now?
Joe are you pointing out a light?
Joe's pointing out a light.
It just says 57 plus 3 equals 60.
I don't know what else to do beyond this point.
The light's red.
Do you care?
Does the color matter?
Okay, the light's red.
What does that mean, Joe?
Five.
you're saying five right Ron press the five dice oh my god Joe you're a genius
Joe you're a genius or this the other it's Joe a genius or you have one brain cell bro
you're fucking idiot yes we've done that level multiple times you're going what do
what do so the first part you solve the equation then the second part of the color of the life
just tell me the color of the light when you're if you're ever the death guy just say everything
you see okay only for genius okay let me get a snack one second one second oh
let's get a snack let me get a snack I've got the manual fucking four times
in a row oh my god oh he's gonna get a snack Joe that means I gotta order
fucking food what do you recommend I don't know maybe some pretzels oh fuck
to me. Keep going. Oh, rotisserie chicken. Oh, honestly, I'm more of a fan of Cain's.
I had a lettuce. I ate a head of lettuce. You never ate the head of lettuce.
Aware. He's right.
Beef teriyaki bowl. What do you think? Oh, that sounds good.
The beef teriyaki boom with half of a cup of vodka.
Do you have a Dave's hot, are there Dave's hot chicken in LA?
Yeah, but last time I had Dave's hot chicken, it made my asshole catch on fire.
Well, how spicy did you get the chicken?
Oh, you gotta get it the spiciest, where everyone knows that.
It's learning.
I understand it now.
You just rip ass.
No.
You guys ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Let go.
I
Have yet to get the fucking
Death guy we have three minutes and 30 seconds for a four different puzzle. What is this blind?
Oh off rip. Let's start. I'm not supposed to click this button that I'm seeing
But a big red button and there is a blue side and a red side
Oh, I think he has to just tap it constantly so we don't explode
If you're the blind guy shake your head if you're wrong
is the blind guy all right so we have four or we have three wires and a yellow
light there are three wires and a yellow light the first wire is red the
second wire is green and the third wire is blue with a yellow light wait one two
or three if it is a yellow light and it is red green and then blue sorry the
lights I'm so confused I'm so confused dude I feel like I could never do this
my life oh my god right can't hear can run shut the fuck up
one two or three mom it is wires it's the first one
is the yellow light and it is red wire green and blue but we should put it in the red wire
we should be a bond to fuzo group chat it'll just give you another color corresponding to
depending on if there's three wires or four wires there's three wires so you have to tell
Tell me put pick a command to jinxie. Please do something. It's the wires. Well, it's the wires and Ron shut up
Okay, cut the first one. That's right. We got that one done now. We're on dice. It's 54 minus 24
Can you type in the answer 30 jinxie? Nope, it's me, but I got you three
Zero
No, turn off the fucking radio!
Or what number does he pass? Sorry.
One? Yeah, one.
Dash, I let it get really close to scared, Joe.
One?
Yes?
Or no?
One.
Alright, that's done. Now we're on the sliders. Green slider.
Up or down?
down. Green slider down Jinxie. Joe that's Ron. Blue slider. Why does he think I'm Jinxie
bro? Like is he a fucking burger? Yellow slider. Up. Red slider. Up. Chad I got his
A stat. I think I'm crazy. See fucking crazy. I'm the truth. I'm the truth. Yo by
By the way, you were talking to me.
How was the blind one once again?
Well, you think JX knows how to do that shit?
Come on.
Oh, you were blind?
I said if you're wrong, shake your head
and you didn't shake your head.
No, you did.
You did.
You shook his head left and right, which would be no.
Well, you told me to shake my head.
Yo, I was the guy with the manual.
I'm doing good.
I need some context clues.
You know, you're a human.
Hey, you did good, Nicholas Douglas Stewart.
You're good.
All right.
All right, we ready?
Yo, I was the manual there.
It's a lot harder.
Can I get the manual ones up?
Oh god, I'm death growl.
I'm just a fat piece of fucking shit.
Okay, nod your head if you're in the manual.
Nod your head if you're jinxy.
Okay, that's jinxy.
So we're fucked, Joe.
So you might as well just cut every single wire.
JK, JK.
Okay, we're gonna start with 52 minus 30.
52 minus 30, top right.
Um, there's nothing, there's no color, 52 minus 30, let me do the math here, I believe that's...
18, 18, no, 28, wait, 18, 18, 8, no.
22 dumbass, 22!
Um...
Hold on, stop clicking shit, stop clicking shit, stop clicking shit.
Joe, could you hear me?
The answer is 22 and it's a green light now.
22 and it's a green light, it's a green light, it's a green light, 22.
Green light, 22.
Green light, 22.
9.
Green light, 22.
How do I symbol 9?
How's the mode 9?
Green light 22.
Green light 22.
He gave up on the manual.
He gave up on the manual.
Green light 22.
It's 8, 8, 8, 8, 9.
No, 9, 9.
Wrong.
I was wrong, Jamesy.
That was wrong.
9.
9, 9, 9, 9, 9.
Nice.
OK, that's right.
OK.
On three wires, it goes blue, nothing, yellow, green.
And it's lit up green.
And it's lit up green.
Blue, nothing, yellow, green, and it's red, green.
He talking, Chad, because I'm just interrupting Jameson.
Tell me, give me, just give me, do I cut blue?
Do I cut yellow?
Do I cut green?
He's not telling me, Joe.
It's lit up green, and there's three wires.
Two?
Lit up green, three wires.
Two.
Lit up green, three wires.
It's blinking, it's shining.
It's the, Joe, give me a second here.
Cut the second wire.
Okay, that's correct. Okay, we have an up and down machine thing. We're gonna do our last show. Up and down machine. It's yellow, green, red, blue. Yellow, green, red, blue.
Yellow, green, red, blue. Up or down? First one. Yellow. Up. Up or down? Green. Up. Up or down? Red. Up. Up or down? Blue. Up.
I got last thing. It's the thing in the middle with the arrows pointed and it's lit up yellow.
It's like left, right, up, down. Left, right, up, down.
And it's lit up yellow. There's a two on it. There's a two on it for me.
It's not two. It's five. I'm reading the braille.
I got two dice. It's lit up yellow.
What?
Are we dead?
It's five.
Is it each?
It's a VCA and there's a two dice.
There's one man 15 seconds left
Take your time. J.C.
One is just real
That's not to special here. It's the thing that we did before. It's the thing that we did before
Joking me joking here with the dice and then there's a left right up and down
It's it's a yellow light
yellow five
Okay, uh
He said up up up
Okay, that's correct. It is a red light and there's a dice and it's an owl shape and it's there's three red eight red eight
I need to know the color your job. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? He's saying
Okay, all right now the number one and it's green one dice and it's green
Is that Jixie is that left? Yes or no?
Yes, left left. Okay last one
There's two nice stacked on each other number two
Oh
Oh, Ron that when you see the dice that's Braille you I'm the one reading the number you're saying the wrong numbers to him
The weights I'm not supposed to tell him how many what the thing is if you see something that looks like dice
It's Braille and I'll read it to him because he could hear me
Oh saying it's a dice that's L
Just a silly little dude, bro
All right, this one's gonna be hard
Yeah
We're coming to a rhythm here
Yeah, I feel like I still have yet to get the
Thing so I don't know how good I'm gonna be
Well, you haven't got the manual and do one with
So you want to you want to take our positions. Yeah, I'll be I'll be blind you be Joe you be deaf Ron be mute
Okay
Go go go
Alright chat, watch that shit.
Come on, keep going, keep going.
It is yellow, blue, or green.
One, two, and three.
Yellow, blue, green.
And the button or the light is red.
Which one do I pick?
Three wires.
Three wires for that light.
Cut the third wire, James.
Good.
Now we're on a really complex puzzle.
Something I haven't seen before.
Uh, what do I have to see?
All right, one really complex puzzle.
Something I haven't seen before.
What I'm looking at right now is,
There are four different symbols and a turn that JC is able to give.
There's also three lights on the right.
The top symbol is a circle with a square around it.
The right symbol is a star.
The bottom symbol is like a circle with a line through it and then an hourglass on the
left and the colors are green, red, and yellow and he has to turn the dial and
hit a number. You have to relate in the first do we turn what what symbol do we turn to right so
there's three I'm gonna repeat it I'm gonna repeat it. We have two minutes we have a lot of time.
I have he first has to turn the dial to a symbol and then press a color.
This is a triangle with a symbol in classic colors.
The top symbol is a circle with a square in it.
The right symbol is a star.
The bottom symbol is a circle with a line through it,
and the left symbol is an hourglass.
Which one does he turn to, and then we'll do the colors
which are green, red, and yellow.
What one does he turn to?
Up, down, left, or right.
Up, a circle with a square.
right is triangle down the circle with a line through it and left is an hour
The top one is a circle with a square
The right one is a star
The bottom one is a circle with a line through it and the left is a circle with a line
Gege
Gege
colors are green, red and yellow
Gege
Which one does he turn the dial to?
Top circle with a square
right star, bottom, circle the line, left power pass.
Chubby Brahma's more CC than me, voila!
Two?
What do you mean two?
What does he turn the dial to?
He wants you on the turn the dial right,
to the right one?
Okay, what color does he press?
Green, red, or yellow? 1, 2, or 3?
Green, red, yellow, 1, 2, 3.
Hit yellow.
OK, that's wrong.
All right, I think we're going to die here.
Let's just blow it up.
Let's just blow it up.
I'm going to be at 12 seconds.
Yeah, we have to get to the full hour of life.
I understand that.
I'm dead, I said, I really don't understand that.
If you saw, I don't under, you guys are saying read.
I see it.
I just don't understand it.
Dude, apparently I need the sound.
There wasn't a sound, because Jinxy needs to rotate it
until it makes a sound.
You see, just because we can't,
you can't see us, you still gotta do stuff apparently.
Oh, Jinxy, you have to say which one makes a noise.
Oh, well, nobody communicated that to me, bro.
I was just blind, waiting for it.
But the communicator, yeah.
Well, no one told me I had to keep clicking it.
I mean, what's, hey, hey, Jinxy,
if you're spam clicking it,
and one goes, boop, and makes a noise,
Maybe go, hey, one's making a noise.
OK, no one told me that, though.
Run it back.
Run it back.
Let's go.
Now I know.
Run it back.
I'm so sick of it.
We're going to start with that one.
We're going to start with that one.
The top one and the top one page.
Click it until it makes a noise and then stop.
Oh, yeah!
Right here, right here.
On the one.
Run the bottom one.
You're the fucking guess or no.
That's what's making a noise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bottom one.
Yes.
OK.
It's a circle with a line through it.
Two semi-circles, a circle with a line here, but now I'm simply doing the same thing.
It's a circle with a line in the middle of it, it doesn't go beyond the circle.
Okay, red, green, or yellow, which does he press?
Red, green, yellow, one, two, three. I'll press the second one, the middle one, please.
Alright, that is first green light, now let's run it back.
Turn the knob.
This one.
A luma naughty it looks like.
Nice.
Now we're on the next one.
Right here.
Right in there.
Now it is back to the circle with the line
through it at the bottom.
Not all the way through the circle,
just a circle like a semi-circle.
The semi-circles yellow, green, and red.
Yellow, green, and red.
The third last one, the bottom one.
All right, one more.
Turn it.
Right there, right there.
Okay, it's an hourglass.
It's an hourglass.
Red, yellow, and green.
Hit green, the third one.
Alright, we're done that puzzle.
Now go on to the sliders.
Really easy. We have a minute and a half.
Go on to the sliders.
Basic shake. Yellow, upper down.
Up.
Next one's blue.
Upper down.
Up.
Oh, what?
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Hey, down.
Oh my god.
I should have been green up or down.
Down.
Down.
Why are you still-
Why are you still-
Yo, you-
I'm trying to get-
yeah, one strike left.
Red, don't fucking touch anything.
Stop touching the fuck.
Stop touching the fuck.
Red, up or down?
Up.
Move it up.
Holy shit.
He's fucking-
I'm not checking whether or not he's-
Oh my god!
I figured out the puzzle though.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
It's fun, I like that one.
Bro, I feel like if I got that puzzle I'd be cooked, bro.
That one looked hard.
Yeah, I think it's only gonna get harder.
Dude, it's so hard to explain the symbols to you
because there's two circles with a line through them.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about, though.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
All right, do we wanna do random?
Oh God, we're getting pretty late game here.
Fuck it, go random.
Yes, go random.
We're like a third of the way through the game.
Go random, this is hard.
Oh brother. All right, yo, if you're muted and you're Joe nod, nod head. Okay, so you're Joe, right?
All right, boom. So Joe, we have sliders. It's blue, green, yellow, red. Let's start with the
sliders, all right? Blue, green, yellow, red. Okay, so blue, upper, down. Down, down run. Green,
three, up, yellow, down, red, up, okay, boom, boom, boom, up, up, all right, we have three
minutes on this. Joe, it looks like a piano with dice on the bottom of it. I don't know
how to explain it. It's like a piano with a bunch of dice on the bottom. It's like two
then three, then then two, then three, then four.
Ron, communicate to Joe what you're seeing.
Joe, do you understand what it is?
Joe, there's a blue light, by the way, there's a blue light, Joe.
Joe, there's a blue light and it looks like a piano.
Repeat yourself.
Okay.
So, Joe, there's a blue light.
It looks like a piano with a bunch of dominoes on the bottom of it.
There's two dominoes, then three dominoes, then two dominoes, then three dominoes,
then four dominoes, then one domino, then two dominoes.
That's the exact order.
So it's 2323412.
Joe are you throwing bananas at my head?
Joe it's a piano with a blue light and dominoes.
up dude. Time is money Joe. It's two then three then two then three then four then one then two.
In one of them is diagonal Joe the middle.
Whatever. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I couldn't end that. I had
and that jinxie for the love of God when you see Domino's.
It's Braille!
It's Braille!
What were you talking?
What is Braille, Joe?
He blind people fucking read Braille!
So I-
Ron has to tell me the numbers, okay?
So I'm hearing nine fucking numbers at the same time
because Ron and you are both relaying numbers and letters to me.
I have no idea what I'm fucking doing, okay?
It's Braille. Blind people read Braille. If it's Braille, don't describe the Braille to me.
Ron will tell me what he sees. Did Ron do that? Did Ron do that? Did Ron do that?
Ron was talking to me, yes, but I couldn't fucking hear him. Okay, let's run it back.
Okay, what I saw was on a white and then it was number one two three four five six and it was like CDEF
CG I
Don't even know what I like so Joe on
Braille number
Question I don't understand I have a question on Braille Ron and Ron is gonna do it
I understand that but Ron's blind and can't see colors. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. Let's go run it back. I
I don't understand no chat. You need to know piano notes. I need to know you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know
I'm telling you the letters in order, so I'm telling you what it is in order
But Joe just type in chat
Is I don't understand though. I don't understand though like bro the manual doesn't make sense to me in that he gives you the
Let's go, bro. Come on.
That might be Braille.
Wait, Joe, is it Braille?
Bro, it's Braille, yes.
But I still don't know how to do it.
Even if Ron talks and describes it.
You got to learn it. Let's just try it when we're done.
All right, whatever. Lock it.
Start with that one.
All right.
Here we go. We're going to start with the Dominoes.
All I'm going to say is literally the color is red.
red. That's all I'm going to contribute. It's Braille. The color is red. The rest is in God's hands.
So Ron, start talking to Joe, ass wipe.
I'm like dude. I'm borderline but I have a crash out right now. I have no idea
I have no idea bro. Like I don't understand you're saying a five C five B five C five
Hey, what do you mean C five B five a five B five? What the fuck does that mean?
Somebody else look at this shit and tell me if I'm fucking crazy
Looking at the fifth row. Yes, but I'm looking at the fifth row with the red light and the fucking letters that Ron is reading off to me
Don't correspond to what the fuck am I supposed to read my question to you?
Am I supposed to stand what you're supposed to read to me? I don't understand
I'm unable to tell you letters
So you have to tell me you have to tell me like you have to tell me letters and I'll tell you numbers
Okay, you wait wait. So I have to tell you do I tell you the the piano keys or do I tell you the Braille?
He's I feel like you're giving me too much information
information
Well, I don't know the thing is I don't know which information I'm supposed to give Joe is supposed to say which ones to click
I'm really trying bro. I'm really trying like a BC a brother. We're not on the level anymore
Why are you still fucking backseat gaming? What do you have to fucking type out the fucking jackass dumbass fucking smooth brain chatter?
Jesus shut the fuck up
And is one these two C's three D's for it is five. What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Does it mean anything dude?
Alright, what does he tell me?
Joe just needs to know the color and the octave.
I need to know the color and the letter and I'll give you numbers, right?
Yes or no, Chad. He has to tell me letters and that's it, right?
And I give numbers or no.
What does an octave mean?
mean anything how the fuck do I tell him what to do Joe you need the color and
the octal you
see please God no wait wait wait so hold on let me get this straight I'm gonna
be Joe now if I'm if I'm muted he gives numbers and light and you give him
numbers that's right Joe you be you'll be blind you'd be blind no he gives you
letters you give him numbers program this shit's impossible Joe I'll switch
it I'm muted I'm gonna switch stay down you are mute we are never winning let me
run point on this one all right yo if you're holding the pamphlet and your
name is stable Ronnie Nets shake your head up and down okay Ron welcome your
Your color is green. I leave you with this information.
I'm not supposed to you guys told me I'm only supposed to do the color we can't jinxie jinxie
for the last time but I feel like every time you're you're every time your death you do this
Okay, so the dominoes and you describe the dominoes just read the color of the light. That is the only
I said it's green. Yes. Yes, you said it. You said you said the color of the fucking light.
What's the octop? What is the octop?
Listen, he's starting to color. You're supposed to stop reading me, don't you?
Wait, so the color changes?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm reading your chat. CD, EF, GA, B are the piano keys.
You need the octave number and the light color.
You give back the four keys, then you need to be pressed.
This doesn't make any sense.
What's your story?
So, Joe, all of...
Oh god, oh god.
So wait, if you guys can hear me,
all I'm supposed to tell you is the color, right?
That's it?
Okay, the color is red.
That's all I'm gonna say.
The color is red.
If you want me to say more info, start slapping me blind monkey.
Okay. What do you want me to say? The color is red.
Mr. Blind Monkey, the color is red.
What's the octave?
Seven, he's saying seven, the octaves seven, seven.
Nice, okay, keep it going, keep it going.
The color's still red.
The color is red.
He wants you to repeat yourself.
Keep repeating yourself.
Four, four, four, four.
Nice, nice, two more.
The color's still red.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the color's still red.
Wait, do that again?
Are you saying five?
He said five, click five.
All right, he wants you to repeat yourself.
We have one more, keep repeating yourself.
6. It is 6. Alright, we have to go quick now. We're on the math one. 60 minus 1. 59. Type
in 59. Blind monkey. Type in 59. Okay, boom. Now the light is blue. Book holder guy. The
Lights blue, we have 20 seconds.
Lights blue, it's 59.
Blue 59.
10 seconds.
Oh, nice.
I random, I random guessed three.
Hey, I was, I was going, I was telling him what to do.
He didn't listen.
I went down.
Wait, wait, wait, so how this works, right?
Like actually, let me know if I'm describing this right.
He gives you the light.
You go over to that light color and you go down and it tells you like C C.
I'm an 88 and you're just waiting to hear the order of the letters
that I'm telling you and then you're giving a number back.
It's like you, you give it and then I look at the sound and the audio.
It's a little confusing.
I kind of understand.
They're saying on the last one you were on the wrong puzzle on the last one I was I was I was let me try it
Let me be different. Let me be different, bro. That one's easy. I'm different. I
Fear for our lives if Jinx sees the mute guy
Yo, I'm smarter than Ron round the fucking idiot guy. You'd be oh, yeah
Cool. Let me run point on this. I'll be deaf or blind
No, I have Joby deaf Joby deaf Ron be mute. So I'll be me
You're a mute oh wait. Yeah, okay, Joe or Ron blind Joe deaf Ron blind Joe deaf
Again start yep. No, I'm always no you two. I want to be blind. I'm always deaf. I'm gonna go mute
All right, I'm gonna be deaf
You the shit up
John
All right
Let's see here. We have the fucking oh my god. We have symbols piano and a calculator
So the symbols well, I don't know when it's making a sound but
Hey, whoever's on the bomb nod your head up and down. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Okay. It's the bottom one
Okay, so it's two triangles pointing at each other
So it's like an hourglass, but it's triangles instead, but they're like
They're trying to kind of goes yet from the top to bottom it goes yellow red green
yellow red green and it's two triangles it's a nod your nod your head and suck
this dick okay hold on it's it's two triangles yeah there's yellow number on
the screen it's eight seven six okay no matter if it's simple jinxie jinxie it's
the symbols yeah it's the symbols it's the two triangles yeah each other
yellow red green green yeah what am i doing wrong yellow yeah jizzy it's too
trying to see fucking burger king flittis it goes one second a one click one
click all right ones get a one's good wait hold up all right now it's just
okay now it's the circle with the line straight through it
Green. All the way through it, completely.
All the way through it. How do I know?
How do I know? How do I know which one it is?
It goes yellow, green, red.
Three, three, three.
Three. The red, I think red. Yeah.
Okay. I don't know how I got that.
Okay. Okay. It's the triangles on top of each other again.
Right, but it's two triangles. One going down, one going up from top to bottom, and it goes red, green, yellow.
By now you stupid fuck. I'm just flooding comms.
Red, green, yellow.
Red, green, yellow. Red, green, yellow.
Red, green, yellow.
But the order is yellow, red, green.
Good job, guy. Come on.
So go, come on, Jigs.
I am so confused. What?
I feel like he's explaining it wrong.
Green, yellow.
Green, yellow.
So three, the bottom one, the bottom one.
Okay.
Hey, that was wrong?
Yo, I don't think you're explaining it correctly, bro.
I don't have enough options.
I don't have, you're not explaining it fully.
You're telling me the symbol,
but then you're just saying the colors.
But my combination doesn't match up
with whatever you're saying.
You're saying red, green, yellow,
but I have yellow, red, green.
They're telling you an idiot.
I don't know if this is the problem.
They're saying Ron didn't say the colors in the order.
What are you talking about it's not so how do I know which one's rich
It's like we like the dumbest group once we get
He said yellow three the third one so I pressed the wrong one maybe I don't know you didn't press the wrong one
I think she got a wrong piano one bro because we're not beating it if we don't do the piano one first also
I don't need some weird puzzle. I have to fucking do every 20 seconds
and bomb explodes.
That are we bricks?
Oh, if it's wrong, it's the fourth one.
Oh, that's so confusing.
Okay, so the first kill you did was correct
because the color combination lined up
because I have to see when it's synced.
If you say green on the third one
and it's green on the second one,
then it has to be the fourth one
if it's none of the ones are correct.
I was wondering why the fourth one was there.
Oh, you can't do Nathan, bro.
That's like 90 to the fourth.
I don't know, that's totally wrong.
never mind that's totally wrong guys but what do I do when Ron's order is fucking
wrong and I try to say it's not it's not wrong yeah and what do you mean the
fourth one there's no fourth color yeah what are you talking about so Chad if
there's no fourth color what's the point of the fourth color on my book are
Are you on the right page?
Yes, I was on the right page.
Oh, we might be blicks, bro.
Oh, the colors are round, but I understand,
but if it goes red, yellow,
if Ron says red, yellow, green,
and I'm looking at green, red, yellow,
what the fuck do I do?
Are we hiding the colors bottom up or top down?
Top down.
You know what, man?
I'm gonna be what's it called.
I'm gonna be-
Okay, just keep switching, bro.
You cannot just keep switching, bro.
Just because you're dumb.
What do you mean you wanna be this, you wanna be that?
You're gonna be dumb.
How do you do all this, like besides the fucking
easy, hard stuff?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it's suppression, you're muffled, idiot.
Also, you fucked up just as much as me, buster.
Start the game.
You're wearing a fucking cat head phone, shut up.
Start the game, let's go.
Let me carry your bitch ass.
All right, same shit.
That's a charm.
It's a star, J.C.
A star.
It goes yellow, green, red.
It's a star.
Okay.
So this is going to be one.
All right, yellow.
All right.
At the bottom, yellow, green, red.
It's a star.
The first one.
That's wrong instantly.
He said one second now.
Oh my god, you're just a fucking goof insurance.
I'm saying what?
Oh my god.
It's okay.
Now, Jinxie, it is a fucking glass, an hourglass, but it's made out of triangles, not the fucking
circular ones.
It's triangles.
And now it goes red, green, yellow in order from top to bottom.
But my order is yellow, red, yellow.
So yellow.
Green, yellow, and it's a fucking hourglass, but it's made out of triangles.
I got it. 3-2-3. I got it.
Red, green, yellow.
Third one. Put the yellow.
The bottom one. Bottom one, Joe.
Yeah, that was right.
Okay, the symbol now is a circle with a square inside of it.
Circle with a square, and it goes red, yellow, green.
circle with a square inside of it red yellow green okay so yellow with the
square inside red yellow green
the second one job the middle one okay now now it is a store again and it goes
No, no, no. Yeah, it is it is it is it is it goes yellow green red
The second one's are the middle that was wrong, okay
It was green it was green
Because if we fail like that late into the puzzle we're not beating both of us before the timer runs out
Well who's getting a long chat actually tell me
Bro so you said run just ignore the chat for a second. You said yellow green red, right?
Oh, there's two types of stars
Okay, of course, but you said we went back to the same star
So you
Know know no it was the same song you had to have fucked up because if it was the same star both times
We would have got light meaning that it was the same song star both times in the first time it would just coincidentally was the same color
But so what is the other story?
Shit at describing. I don't care Ron sucks at describing
It's a you're so asked the game that now you're blaming me. We are both ass at the game
You know, you just can't take accountability.
You're like, you're like, is it bad?
How about you mention those two stars, dude?
How about you mention, that'd be the first thing I mentioned,
is that there's two different stars.
Maybe that could have happened the four times ago you were doing it.
Man, you all.
Yeah, you could have told us.
Start the game.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
Run.
Lock in with your descriptions, bro.
We're running this back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
This is going to work to get to the final level this game.
All right.
The symbol is a, I'm going to describe it to you exactly what I'm seeing.
Wasting time.
There's a circle with a square in the middle and it's not shaded in.
It's all open.
Okay?
Circle the square in the middle.
It goes green, yellow, red.
So that's the first one.
Joe is confused.
I'm confused three dip face. I'm getting flipped. I'm getting my job. It's the red face
fucker
Okay, now it is an hourglass a real hourglass the real one it is the hourglass with the spits like half circle half circle
And it goes red green yellow
What? Oh, wait, one, one, one, two, top one, top one.
Okay.
Yeah, you see this?
It is a triangle, basically.
Jinxie, upside down, and there's a line at the bottom of it.
It's a yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow,
yellow, yellow, green, red.
Okay, one.
See how easy this is?
one the first one Joe now it's just an hourglass again same hourglass the same
exact ones we had earlier green and it goes green yellow red so one green
yellow red so one
okay now we have the piano and all I can tell you is it's flashing or it's just
yellow it's like that's all I can help you all right I'll start talking about
Yellow piano Jim see and it is or yellow light and it is see
It is for so the number four with a yellow light
Or spot a lot of time left out two minutes. We have two minutes F. G. A. B. Wait repeat him
E F G a B you have to it'll probably show you four letters that you're looking at
on the menu. You will tell me that correlates to which one I have to pick on four with a yellow
one. It'll say something like CCDA. You'll tell me like 1151 or something like that, right? It is
Listen y'all, we have a lot of time. You're not planning.
C-D-E-F-G-A-B. C-D-E-F-G-A-B.
All right, I'm on e cdg
Three three three
You have to tell me which one to hit number wise one through how do I close out of this fuck-ass book?
Great, he said three Joe. He's signaling me three. That was right. That was right. You're doing it now. It's yellow still
So what's the second one in that rotation wait, what's the number we have 55 seconds
CDEFGAB you've got to hurry a little bit what light what number what what what CDEFGB what
I mean, we're gonna diver stick your middle finger at me Adam. I'm gonna say 35 seconds. It's yellow
35 seconds. I've got there's no combination of that. I think see I'm gonna stress you out a little 28 27 26
25 24
23 22
21
No, he's got a full owner if you're gonna fall under the pressure 18 17 16 15
14
12
11 10
Nine
Oh, I'm an idiot
Yo, Joe when you said it the company you said yellow for got it after that you said CD eft
I'm like what what do you mean after that you I never got another number me how did you give me the right one first?
Because because it lined up it lined up to what you said you said yellow for you said yellow for and then as soon as you said
He I was like, okay boom three because he was the third thing you said
That it's gone be the mute guy for this
Yeah, I don't want to be the mute guy, especially if Ron is fucking death. Oh my god. It's AIDS. I'll be anything
This one, this one, I already did it. Joe, can you hear me? Where's Ron?
Ron wasn't moving. Hello?
Hello?
When we come to the conclusion. But Joe, for the piano, I needed, you gave me the number,
You said yellow four, but then after that, I was never given a color or a number again.
It's just always yellow four combination of letters that wasn't on the board.
I scanned it a hundred times.
Yes, but you were looking at four.
Wait, actually, let me just go in for a second.
I'm looking.
I
Okay, so what I I get it I get it if you he says he tells me the
The light color and then I give you CD EF whatever CD EF GAD
The the four letters that would correspond with likes like say fucking four yellow would be like CD EG
right so you would just tell me one three five one or something in correlation
to the order of the piano keys does that make sense yeah
I went in one ear Joel and out the other bro I did it initially either all right
Now blame me, Dingsy! Yo, let me do the de-
Thank God you can't talk anymore, Joe. Thank fucking God. Yo, it's uh, it's yellow
Wait, hold on. Um, can I just like punch Ron's guy in the face?
It's a yellow, the piano's yellow. C1, D1, E1, G1, A1, B1, Joe. That's the combo
he said one correct right
so do the part of the bottom up quickly
it's yellow it's yellow yeah I know it's yellow still
C1 D1 E1 F1 G1 A1 B1 he said three
got it got it nice
It's yellow still bro same same exact order. Yeah
He said repeat it Joe he says to repeat it now I said same order
He said repeat it again, it's yellow. It's still yellow C1 D1 E1 F1 G1 a1 B1
I'm eating sorry he said five he said five yep crack it's still yellow
one beautiful completed next up next up it's the star but it's not shaded in
it's not shaded in at the outside and it goes yeah star and then it goes it
goes green red yellow not shaded in it goes top to bottom when I say top to
bottom so it goes green red yellow yep green red yellow it's an open store take
as much time as you need y'all we have two minutes he said the first button
Joe nice okay now now it's the same star and it goes yellow green red
the third one the bottom one no no it's this with an hourglass normal hourglass
same colors yellow green red okay the third one still the bottom one
Yep.
Um, the circle with the line through it, but it's not all the way through it.
It's just through it, you know?
Good save.
This fucking food is gross, man.
Good save, Jack!
It goes green, red, yellow.
Okay, he took the middle one.
The middle one.
Nice.
This can't be Jynxie on the manual bro.
Jynxie's too much of a fucking burger.
Okay, yo, it's just, it's the star of the game.
Okay.
Nice.
This can't be Jynxie on the manual bro.
Jynxie's too much of a fucking burger.
Okay, yo, it's the store that's not shaded in.
And it goes red, green, yellow.
The first one.
Nice.
Baaaaaage!
That can't be Jynxie.
I was on the manual. Yes, I was on the manual.
You were on the manual.
Thank God.
Bro, I don't understand the piano shit man. Honestly, that shit's actually annoying
Yeah, bro, the piano the piano is so easy now that I that I understand it
I just think bro next level is gonna be rough
20 minutes, how long are we on that for 20 minutes? Yeah, that was a long level. That was a rough one
Oh, but we know those puzzles should be should be swap orders just random. Are we gonna go to 30 or we better go to like 15
There's no. We're not. We're not beating this game now. Do random. Do random. Do random. Keep it spicy.
Yo, if Joe Bart is holding the manual, not up and down. That's Joe. Okay, cool.
Um, all right. So we actually have new ones here. One of them is.
Oh, no, no. It's the symbols again. Okay. It's the symbols monkey. Is that the right symbol? Is that correct?
It's that one. Okay, so our first symbol Joe is a circle with a square in the middle
It's a circle with a square in the middle
So you're gonna tell me one two or three it and it's green red yellow green red yellow in that order talks about
I'm green red yellow one. Okay green
Jesus Christ
What did I do wrong there? I fucked up. I fucked up, but that's my fault. I messed that up, but
But but
Read the colors to me. I did but yeah, Jeezy. I was gonna fall. I'm not alive. No, that was Jeezy
That was Jeezy. You're good. You're good. Actually, well, all right, run it back run it back run it back
But so are we still doing randoms? Yeah, yeah, I do randoms. Oh
Brother, I'm right. Okay. We actually do have a new puzzle
What start out with a new puzzle first? We'll do the symbols after oh god
If you're on the manual shake your head. Yes. Oh
Alright, it's jing see on the manual
We are a domino
Okay, it's Braille. It's it's a three by three of Braille and
It's two lights that we should be if they have two correct inputs. It's a three
And he can read the numbers and I can read you the colors
Okay, Jixi, we're gonna go top left and then Jixi, we're gonna go top left and then
Jixi, this is how it's gonna work. Destroy this all. Destroy this all. I can't hear.
Jixi, it goes from the top left. We're gonna read it. Read it like a normal book, Jixi, from top left to right.
He needs to show. So for me, the top left is eight.
is yellow the middle top for me is seven top right is blue for me that's an
I'm
do you need me to keep reading yes or no I don't know what I'm doing wrong am I
doing something wrong
it goes eight seven nine five four six one two three six six he said six I
I clicked it. It's the wrong.
Do you see something that says sex wrong?
It's spamming sex and nothing's happening.
I think there might be some sort of sound
that you might need to give to anyone.
Oh, now they're all-okay-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, what?
Don't press anything.
Wait, what?
Now everything's gray, but-
The top left and the top right are blue
Okay, one axe my top left you see is eight my top right is nine top top left the top right or blue
So a nine green light, so we only have to get one more thing right on that puzzle
second stage
89 for me
This eight nine
I
What do you need from me are you scratching your head you don't know it's seven eight nine it's that's to you
Okay, scratching his head Ronnie. You know what's going on
We got a minute and 20 things he take your time. No one's gonna be mad at you. Listen
Wait, he's seeing but he said the top left is blue the top right is blue my top left is eight
his top right is nine okay I'm coming my top left why did you just give up yeah so much time my brain is
explaining I didn't I didn't give up I figured I left a lobby I don't do I don't know what the I
don't know what the fuck I I'm so confused I'm so confused on that I'm so confused yeah I'm not
even getting high vibes get on the game no like bro I'm not even kidding like honestly I'm
I'm freaking confused, man.
That one was confusing.
Chaptering blind person presses buttons
until one person makes an audio,
then it changes color.
The blind person tells them.
That's what I did.
And you would say the color,
then the mute person would be able to tell you
the one person.
Ron was supposed to say a number
and you were supposed to say a color.
No, you were going,
my top left is nine,
my top right is seven.
That was the both the numbers.
I think what fucked it up
was after it moved on.
Ron, you just started pressing stuff
and you jumped to the second stage.
That's what worked.
So, so when you kept saying why you're repeating, why you keep clicking the same thing, I was clicking six over and over, and then when it didn't do anything, that's when I clicked every single number, and it didn't give us an X, and it just warped.
Here, I'll be blind.
That's Lameki, I'll be blind.
You go.
He's just not, he's just not listening.
Do you want to be in New York, or do you want to be...
I'll be, I'll do what you just did.
You'll be deaf.
Er, yeah.
Let me be blind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
Hi.
you smack me again I'm gonna fucking keep I bet I'm gonna keep eating not
not fuck this problem hold on
three three three three and it's Joe tell Ron it's three Joe tell Ron it's
three I know Joe tell Ron it's three tell Ron it's three Ron's fucking stupid
it's green
3. 3. 3 green. Top right green. Top right green.
Up. Right.
I'm gonna reset. I'm gonna reset. What the fuck? Am I through your room?
No, no, you're not fucking anything up. I had to read it. I had to read it and we went too far and now I get it
So you're gonna press buttons until one makes a sound and then you're both gonna tell me the number and I'm gonna have to give you a
Position can I ask you a question? It's what we're gonna do. That's what we're gonna do. It's what this is
Listen
This what we're gonna do if you're blind you're gonna press buttons until one makes a noise
You're gonna tell me the number Ron's gonna say the color then I get a format of X marks the spot on what we have to press
From then from then on
Ron is going to go in order from top left some middle middle top to top right
And I'm gonna shake my head yes or no on whether or not you press that button
And we're gonna keep doing that until we get all the way through it. Does that make sense? Got it?
Yeah, one way way one more time
I
So Joe do I tell him what the color is he okay, he's giving me a five
Okay, I
Couldn't hear them bro. It's five and it's blue. It's blue. Yes. He said yes
Yes.
Slow down, everyone, hold on.
Just relax, just relax for a second.
It's blue.
Rock.
So whoever's, I asked you to repeat it
and then you started the game.
I returned to lobby for the reason follows.
Because if you're just going, it's blue.
You have, I can't tell you.
Hey, that's why I asked you before you started the game.
I can't go, hey, hit the top middle and right middle.
I know you said repeat it and I started it.
After he knows the sound, you're going to tell me the color.
And then I know the map of what buttons we need to press.
And then on, you're going to go, Joe, does he hit the top left?
And I'm going to shake my head yes or no.
And then I'm going to go, Joe, does he hit the middle top?
And I'm going to shake my head yes or no.
I got it.
We're going to go, OK.
Yo, Joe, am I supposed to be talking on this one?
Hey, pretend you're muted still, bro.
Please.
Joe, um Joe you can hear me the first one was nine. I don't know what to do beyond this point
The number was nine and it was at the bottom and there was two diagonal circles on it
Yes
I'm so fucking stupid. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb now
You're going it's red you have to go Ron. I'm waiting for you. Oh, I gotta say
Please log in
Like no, Joe Joe at the start. I'm just gonna tell you the number. I'm not even gonna like
I know what we need to press Ron has to indicate to me whether or not I say yes or no
This he just take off your blindfold
Okay, it's a cheesy just click numbers one
The numbers one does he go you can hear me the numbers one doesn't click middle
He said top middle yes
Okay, it's still yellow, does he click top left?
Does he click top middle?
Does he click top right?
No, top middle, top middle.
Hey, does he click middle left?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's rolling.
I need to kill myself.
It's wrong. I need to kill myself again. Okay. Does he cook? It's yellow.
Yes.
Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Okay. Okay. It was yellow one, right? Yes. Oh, X is wrong. Oh, I'm doing the
the reverse X means don't click I thought X means marks the spot it doesn't
tell me what I was doing in the reverse all right got it
yeah this status is big right it's they say I'm wrong though because the Joe the
police officer doesn't make mistakes bro go fuck yourself all the deal okay it's
It's a six, it's a six, it's a six.
Yellow six.
Does he hit top left?
Yes.
That's wrong.
Does he hit top middle?
Yes.
That's wrong.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
oh my chat's drawing, my chat's drawing,
I said so like the accent is the one that we're supposed to add.
All right, this one we're going to do.
I'm going to just say numbers one through nine, like it's a number pad.
Okay.
I'm going instead of just, are we going middle left, middle right?
Jixi gave the wrong number.
No, there's no way Jixi gave the wrong number.
All right.
I'm just going to give you numbers.
Jixi, you know how to number pad works, right?
Like one, two, three, and then a row four, five, six, and then a row
79.
Yeah, left to right, right?
Left to right, top to bottom.
Okay, so the number is seven.
The number is seven, Joe Barr.
One.
Okay, he gave me, no, no, he gave me seven.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
He gave me seven.
Seven. Okay, one.
Yup.
Still ready.
Four.
Nope, didn't work.
Uh, six.
Nope.
I'm just reading, bro.
It's still the same chip.
Why are we quitting?
Did you already press 4?
Yes.
Did you already, have you already pressed 4?
Yes.
Then it was the right thing to press, we just moved past it.
Why did, I started hearing you press random buttons and uh, uh, uh.
It was right. It was up 5 chat, it was 4.
They're saying Jinxie clicked 6 ahead of time.
on. Wait, Joe, Joe, I have a question. When you're saying the number pad, do you want me
to go 123 left to right 456?
How you would read a book 123 row down 456 row down 789. So how an alarm system works
how you would use a calculator, how any number system in the world is 123 enter 456. So
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you're saying left to right on every row, correct?
Yes, what is this Arabic?
I did, I did left to right, and then your number was wrong.
Okay, run it back for the one time and let's see if I'm wrong.
Maybe I'm reading this fucking wrong, I refuse to believe that I'm doing this wrong.
You're telling the 15th world fuck this shit, we're not going to 30.
Alright, the number is one.
He's like switching it.
What is Ron's... what?
So is he saying to click the third box?
4
5
No
Right, raise your hand
Yeah, 5 is fucking wrong
Is that 8?
8
Like, are you listening?
It's good, we've done that
Next up is the symbols from the symbols is an hourglass made out of triangles and it goes green red yellow
Look the bottom one jigs I got it. I got it. Okay symbols jixie. What's the symbol?
Okay, the symbols are star shaded in star shaded in and it goes green yellow red
Oh, Jinxie just- Bro, you- Joe, Jinxie already clicked it, he guessed and he got it right, bro.
Like, bro, you can shoot, it's the hourglass, it's a real hourglass.
Real hourglass.
And it's green, red, yellow.
The bottom one, Jinx.
Okay, next shape.
Okay, hourglass, but it's the triangles.
And it goes red, green, yellow.
The second line metal jinx nice
I have a bone to pick with you no, I have a bone to pick with you run
You win and I quote is that a and then I obviously didn't click a random fucking button
Because I'd be selling the game and then you went hey, are you listening you said is that a
dip shit you didn't say a
Motherfucker
Loud equals right still can't hear you. Yeah, you can't count to eight for shit and you could talk bro
I hope you know that anyway. You're just a fucking idiot brother smooth brain person
Well, that's what fucking Joe was talking about when he was talking about smooth brain
You were typing in his job while we were talking about you're the chatter, bro
You don't have a fucking cow properly
I'm not even kidding when I say this on the 123 keypad. I was doing the correct order left to right the numbers
I was receiving back were just wrong. So then I started improvising
Every time I told you a number that number was the correct number to hit right I just want to reach through my monitor right now
because you just played the mind game correctly and hit the right things on a whim.
No, what I'm saying is Ron's communication skills are bad and he has the accountability of a rock.
He went his that eight.
So then, hold on, hold on, Ron goes his that eight.
So I'm not just gonna randomly click eight because Ron went his that eight.
So I was waiting for more discourse between you two because I can't see what answer was going to go please.
And then Ron come descendingly because Ron only said sentences come descendingly.
goes eight, dude listen, hey, dude listen, hey, dude listen,
and I'm like, why am I not getting this?
You don't have to take a cow, you don't have to take a cow,
bro, I'm just, how funny, how many cows?
Yo, you don't have to take a cow, how many cows?
Bro, you're getting bloody all the time,
you don't have to talk.
Let's get one more level done.
Oh God, oh God.
One more level, it's fucking free.
Get me a labor that's fucking free.
one more level. No, it's just
have communication skills.
Oh, on the manual, shake your head.
Yeah, he's a G. G. G. G. Yeah.
We're not.
Are you on you?
We have two of the piano, or not two of the piano, we have two of the three by three dice.
All right, Ron, start on the left one, do the left one first, just hit until one gives
you a sound and then stop.
Okay, stop.
So it is blue, say the number to jinx it, all right, now it's blue and then that
the number go to that thing and it will give you the access to the numbers used to hit.
Two!
Okay, so use your hands and tell me the numbers that he has to hit.
Two! Okay.
Right now the bottom right one has hit already.
He's just a baby.
Nine's already done.
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
Two.
Ron hit two.
Okay, that's right.
Now what?
He's just a baby.
He's just a baby.
Go genius come on the best
That is also
I'm mocking run right now
Mocking run right now. I'm mugging run. That's how I'm mugging run right now. I'm mugging run
I'm sorry lights go now. All right now hit four
Chet I'm mugging run right now. You could never you should never you could fucking never you could fucking never
six
Okay, that one's done now we're on to the next one a completely different one seven also blue
7 I have the numbers probably different it's a blue seven three you don't have to flip
out every time they give me a number you give me a number while you're holding the manual
right hit three oh I thought that was cool he accidentally hit six and it was right
It's a bad finger.
All right, we have three, and we have three, six, and seven head.
What other numbers do we need today?
We can pull it in whatever else he said.
Is that five?
So, direct middle line.
Yep.
All right, what else?
We have six and seven head on.
Nine.
No, eight.
I said eight.
I said eight.
I said eight.
Three, four, five.
Five, seven, eight.
there we go okay now that's done now we just have three wires three wires
jimsey simple it is red and there's three wires red light new wires what you
know when you shake your head when you're odd for me to think he's got to
feel like a smart person for some reason well he's gonna he's gonna think he's
a genius bro oh my god I should just fuck this up green and yellow I should
just fuck this up so you don't think you're a genius red light it's a
red light, blue, green, yellow, which cut the first one cut the first one green, yellow,
with a red light, cut the first wire right.
Cut the first one.
Oh yeah, come here, come here.
And I don't fucking blame dead, idiot!
Get on board, you little shit!
You don't understand a word you just said, but, Chuck.
Actually, actually, we don't fuck any single thing.
There's not a singular word.
Yo, so...
Get locked!
Get I.G. on board!
Cush it!
Cush it!
We can take an I.G. just right now!
Who are you working for that job, bro?
Alright, my job has been on it the entire time.
Go to Bob, suck my penis.
Choppers even only the entire time go to Bob suck my wiener
Let's fucking go get IQ mode and we can run
All right, are we calling that there
I'm on a high note right now, bro. I could keep running this shit
All right, I'm down. I'm down. I'm down to try and do
you
uh... wait wait wait if you're holding the book in your rod not your head
god damn it
let's start off with the three wires ron let's start off with the three wires
the wires are green red and blue and there's a green light
green red blue in that order and there's a green light ron
Which wire do I cut?
Which wire do we cut?
First wire, cut the first wire, Joe.
Okay, that's Ron.
It's okay, Ron is brain dead.
Okay, now we, it's saying we're,
okay, yeah, it's totally, Ron was totally wrong.
Okay, Ron, I'll talk slower so your IQ can understand.
It's green, red, blue with a green light, buddy.
Take your time, okay, Ron?
Take your time.
You have a 50% chance of being correct, okay?
Take your time, little buddy.
Okay, Joe, guest.
Now we're moving on to the next one.
Symbols, okay?
So here are our symbols.
We have a green light, a red light, and a yellow light.
In that order, we're gonna do
the bottom symbol first, Joe.
And then our sim Joe find what symbol works.
Find the symbol, find the symbol, Joe, find the symbol.
That's the symbol.
Okay.
It's the star.
If the symbol is the star, it's the star.
The symbol is the star with a hollow center.
Repeat myself.
Okay.
The symbol is a star and it's green, red, yellow.
These symbols are stars, square with a circle in it.
One, okay he's saying cut the green, green, green, green.
Joe, click green button, top button. Click the first button, the top button.
Correct. Okay, Joe find the next symbol.
Is that the symbol?
Okay, it's a square with a circle in the middle.
A square with a circle in the middle, Ron.
And the colors are red green yellow square with a circle in the middle
One he sank one one top one wrong rounds an idiot
No, Jinxie I understood what I thought but you also didn't tell me which star the first five times Ralph
I'm noticing a pattern here
I'm noticing a pattern, bro.
You're not taking accountability.
There's different stars.
Joe, thank God, you're the star.
Yeah, you didn't say the type of star.
But also, I can't hear you guys.
So, Ron, you can communicate to Joe what type of star is it?
Oh, how much does he communicate?
He can't see me?
I can't see him, and he can't speak to me.
So how am I going to talk?
OK, Joe could communicate the star.
Yeah, that's what he did.
I did, I did.
Okay, go again, go again, random.
We can beat this level easy.
Oh God.
Oh, it's different.
Oh, it's far different this time far.
I'm on the bomb, Jinxie, I'm on the bomb.
Who's on manual, Ron, are you on manual?
No, it's Jinxie, okay.
We have three, or we have two dice levels again.
Let's start with those.
Start with the top one, whoever the blind guy is.
Nope, not that.
Start with the top right one on the die.
Yeah, there we go.
Okay, he just started
No, I didn't know I didn't you shouldn't have ended it. I clicked I kept clicking and I got it
No, you got it, but we also got an instant axe on in the first 10 seconds of the fucking level
Please kill me
See on the diffuser nod your head
Okay, it's okay. We might as well just restart
just kidding. All right listen we're gonna start with symbols bottom left bottom left
symbols all right so the symbol is a star not shaded in okay it's outline
because green red yellow green one green red yellow okay cut the first for the
first one Joe nice okay now it's symbol check it check the symbol Joe spin it
around okay so it's the circle with a line through it completely like a circle
with a line through it completely but it goes outside of the circle and then the
colors are I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it and then the colors are
yellow green red
model one all right okay so the symbol is hourglass real hourglass yellow red
green one it is a easy one the first one Joe okay then it's it's spinning
It's a star shaded in red, yellow, green.
That's a good one.
Okay.
Stimbles again.
Joe, top right.
The symbol is spinning around, Joe.
Okay, so it's right already.
Okay, so it's a star shaded in.
It goes red, green, yellow.
Red, green, yellow, star shaded in.
Fair one, Joe, the bottom.
Okay.
The symbol in the circle with the line through it, but it doesn't go outside of it.
It's like a no symbol, you know?
And then it goes green, yellow, red.
The second one, Joe.
Joe, the second one.
And then it goes, it's a star shaded in.
yellow, red, green.
Marked.
The third one.
IQ Marked.
Okay, it's a circle with a line through it.
There's two. There's two.
And then green, yellow, red.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It doesn't go outside of the circle.
Okay, so it's a circle with a line through it.
Like, no.
It's not going outside of the circle.
outside of the circle, you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
And then it's green, yellow, red.
Mom.
The third one, Joe.
Okay, then we have wires, four wires, and it's blue.
It goes green.
It goes green, blue, yellow, red.
But the button is blue.
Green, yellow, oh no, excuse me.
Green, blue, yellow, red.
First red.
Green, blue, the first wire.
Good look at me. I'm so good at communicating. I'm so good at communicating. Oh my god. I'm such a good communicator, bro
Wow, I can't get over the amount of chatters when I'm the blind guy telling me I can talk when there's actually no point in me
Speaking because when I started talking I couldn't hear you and then you had to repeat what you're saying
It's like the biggest smooth brain activity in the fucking world if I'm blind and there's nothing for me to convey
Why would I speak? What am I gonna ask JC? How his day was he can't fucking reply and Ron can't hear me
So what's the point in talking?
Yo run nice comms, bro
Thank you, bro. I wish I could say the same to you. Let's go again. I
Wasn't even coming we what?
All right calm time
So we have the three by three dices. Let's start off with symbols. Okay, uh,
Mr. Monkey, go symbols. Let me know what you find. Okay, so our first symbol is a star that is hollow in the middle
It's a star that's hollow in the middle. The colors are red, green, yellow in that order top to bottom
Two, two, two, green, green, green
Okay, now our next symbol is a square with a circle in the middle. The circles hollow. Our colors are yellow, green, red
two go in the middle again bang bang okay now we have an hour glass all right
our colors are red yellow green in that order two okay in the middle again
yellow all right now our art we have a circle with a line going all the way
through it and it pokes out of the sides and our colors are green yellow red
in that order. Green. It's top one, top one, top one. Okay, beautiful. Next symbols. Here we go.
We have a triangle, regular triangle with a line through the top of it. It looks like a camp ten
and our colors are red, yellow, green.
All right. It's three. The bottom, the bottom, the bottom. Boom. Beautiful.
Next symbol is going to be a, it's two pyramids pointing at each other on top of each other.
it kind of looks like a margarita bottle. It's yellow, red, green in that order, top to bottom.
Two, red, red in the middle. Beautiful. Now we have another same old triangle with a square
through the top of it and our colors are red, yellow, green in that order.
Triangle with a square through the top of it, red, yellow, green. Triangle with a line
through the top of it. Red, yellow, green in that order. Sorry.
Uh, middle, middle, yellow, yellow, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle.
How was that wrong? How the fuck was that wrong?
Um, okay. Triangle with the square on the bottom of it.
Triangle with the square on the bottom of it. Our colors are yellow, green, red in
that order. Triangle with a line through the bottom of it, yellow, green, red. Okay, bottom,
bottom, click the bottom. Nice. Okay, keep going. All right, we got the two triangles
on looking at each other, two triangles looking at each other, top and bottom. And our colors
are red, yellow, green in that order. Two, it's gonna be middle, middle, middle. Beautiful.
How's that wrong? Yo, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. We fucked up and I don't
know if we reset back to the first light. JC, you kept saying triangle with a square
in it. Yeah, what are you saying? A square like nine times triangle square in it. You
keep on misclicking. I keep clicking the middle. What are you talking about? I know
I told them the wrong thing, but it was because we reset and I because when you fail it goes back to the first number
Yeah, when you fail it fully reset my bad on the comms. Riga Riga
I'd be blind oh
God oh god. Oh god. It's three pianos. That's it
Oh my god
Okay, let's start with the top left piano the top left one is blue
It's blue and the number is one cd e f g a b cd e f g a b
One
Cd e f g a b the number is one
3, correct, CDG, CDEFGAD, CDEFGAD.
That was the second one to hit.
4, wrong.
Alright, reset.
It resets.
CDEFGAD.
It resets, Jigsie.
It's reset.
It's blue and it reset.
3, correct.
That's right blue, and it's one we're on the second one now
Cde fg ad
He said to respond
Joe could you explain that one to me
Jixi, are you on manual or no?
You're on
Okay, all right. Let's start with the piano
It's a red light jixi you need to save the number. He's always he already just hit one
So we got the you got the first one, right?
It's red rock. Can you hear me? It's C3D3E3F3G
C3D3E3F3G3A3B3
Alright Ron, it is red and you already know the number because he's got it, but orders
always CDEFGAD.
And here we are on the second of the series, so you already hit a number and it was right.
What do we hit now?
Okay.
Oh, this dude just started.
Wait, what do you mean this dude drinks it?
Oh, pop me up, it goes right.
Yo, you started talking all over Joe.
So it was five minutes ago.
What do you mean, bro?
That was less than 10 seconds ago, and then I couldn't understand the, I lost train of thought already.
Go again.
Not on me, you delinquent.
Okay, let's start with the piano.
The piano has a yellow light.
That's all I know.
2. He's saying 2. Nice, nice. Turn off the music box. 1, 1. He's saying 1.
He said, Ron, was that a seven?
Okay, seven.
Wait, Joe, do the seven?
Ron, do it again?
Ron, are you saying seven or six?
Ron, hold it up.
Hold up the amount of fingers.
So whoever's holding the manual.
Are you saying seven or six?
I had the manual jinksy. I told you seven. You were talking to me like I was wrong. And
then we got confused. But he never clicked seven when he did it. I don't even think seven's
an option. I said seven. He should have clicked seven. Then the last one was six. All right.
ready to run it back. We just need better cops. Oh, we got two more bombs, y'all. Let's just work
as a team. A B mixed up. No, I didn't because it's CDF CDF. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
Let's just go. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
All right. If you're Ron and you're holding the manual, not your head. Okay. If you're Joe
and you're holding the manual, not your head. Okay. Joe's holding the manual. Got it.
All right, so Joe we have three different of the three by three dices. They're all dices. Okay, honestly to keep it a buck
I don't understand these ones at all
Okay, it's top right red. What's the first one Ron? What is the number? Tell me the number you got?
No, put up with your hands get shit
Ron what number put up with your fingers
Alright. Ron, put up with the fingers.
You're so brainless. I can still talk to him. I'm telling you what I'm saying.
You're just a fucking stupid buddy.
Jesus. We played this game for two hours and you're telling Ron to hold up the fingers.
Well, now I can hear him.
You're so dumb.
But what is the downside of holding it up so we're on the same page?
What's that? I was doing that for hours.
It's a waste of time.
Queue it up, let's go.
On blind, once again.
Oh no, no.
Yo, if you're on manual and you're jinxing on your head, yes.
Are you confident with the pianos?
Because there's two of them.
We're gonna have to do the pianos here.
I don't know the pianos.
No one has explained that.
We're random, man.
Why are we doing random?
if you shan't do the manual on the pianos we shouldn't do random
let me be blind let me be blind what does it do we'll just run this but that's the only one i
don't understand is the piano i don't understand that one
all right let's do cymbals top left all right cymbals
okay it's a triangle the line at the bottom and it goes red green yellow
Okay, spin it around, cover's on the symbols, okay, it's now a square with a circle inside
and it goes green, yellow, red.
First one, right, spin it around, spin it around, spin it around, yep, okay, it's
It's a circle now with a square inside.
And it's green, yellow, no, excuse me, yellow,
yellow, green, red, yellow, green, red.
Second one, the second one.
Okay, spin it around.
Okay, now it is trying to move the line at the bottom.
And it's red, yellow, green.
First one.
First one, nice.
Okay, now do the second symbols.
We're still in symbols.
We're still in symbols.
Spin it around.
Okay, so now it's gonna be a square
the circle inside and it's yellow or excuse me green red yellow green red yellow third one the bottom
one nice okay spin around okay so now it's a triangle with a line at the top red green yellow
bottom one okay spin around okay it's gonna be square with the circle inside
Yellow, green, red.
Thank you for the red, bro!
Bottom one.
Okay, spinning around.
Okay, triangle the line at the top.
Green, yellow, red.
The second one.
Okay, now it's the dice shit again.
It's- there's many colors.
I don't know.
Okay, three. It's three.
It's three, Joe. It's three, Joe.
I think I am actually straight up go to that manual. Yeah, we get I could just communicate well
run it back run it back run it back all right all right all right new bomb rule
wrap this shit up there's a lot on the screen let's start with the switches the
top one jakesy the top middle one hey it's just normal og switches it's red
Red, blue, yellow, green.
Upper down, upper down.
Red, down.
Blue, up.
Yellow, up.
Green, up.
Dimples, up right.
Okay, circle with the square inside, yellow, red, green, two, spin around Jakes, um, circle
the line through it but it goes all the way through it, like up and down, green, red,
yellow. The first one. Okay, spin it around. Circle with a square inside. Red, green, yellow.
The second one.
Bang, come on. Joe's so smart.
Circle with a line through it completely on the top and bottom and it's yellow,
green red so all the lines were completely yellow green red
a second one jigs okay that stuff is symbols in the bottom right that the thing we just finished
with where it's a quick spirit it's the top left quickly fix the top left
okay it's green
Joe the number is seven it's green
The number is 7, Joe.
The first one, Jakes.
Beautiful.
The second one.
Beautiful.
The third one.
Correct.
The sixth one.
Here he has that.
Here he has that.
I can't see it.
Hold on.
What was that?
It looks like 8.
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
Oh, she said it.
It looks like eight.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Rotten nine is wrong.
No, I can't see it.
Six, seven, eight, eight, eight, my bad.
You know what you're fine with, I can reset.
And reset.
OK, last one.
We're fine.
We have played five.
Fifty-five minus eight is that thing.
So what is that math?
Someone did the math for me.
Fifty-five minus eight.
Let's do carry to five, then three.
So that's 47.
Yup. Okay, so it's a green light.
Hell.
He said, he showed me. Yeah.
There we go, baby!
Good shit!
Wow.
Bro, I thought you said, I thought you said there was a new puzzle.
I was fucking studying the monkey-sass one that's like next.
Oh my god.
Oh, there's like eight different, dude.
If you get to like level 30, there's like fucking 15 different puzzles.
Yeah, I'm down to call it here, bro. Yeah, I'm on. Yeah, that was a lot. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yo, guys, I want to do strangle. Oh, but that was just a fucking that was a good
that was a good game. A man. We're just yeah, maybe not were but like, God, I wanted to just
beat the brakes off of Ron for two hours there. Yo, G's got good beach. Yeah, it's fun,
bro. I'm about to get on some of this rift.
Dude, bro, I heard fucking is football about a start in 40 minutes, bro.
40 minutes to have time to get on some games today.
Super Bowl rematch Patriots Seahawks.
It's Wednesday night football.
Chats at 815 or 825.
What time is it at 820?
OK, I have a time for a league game.
I have time for a league game for sure.
Oh, for sure.
Well, I hope you guys have a good rest of your day.
I'd rest your stream.
Peace out, Joe.
We'll do some shit soon.
Yes, bro, Joe, love you, man.
Have a good one.
Yeah, I love you, bro.
Have a good one.
Catch you.
Peace out, Jinx.
Chat, I'm about to hit silver one.
I'm about to hit silver one.
Chat, I'm about to hit silver one.
This is my silver one game.
Like a fucking.
Chat, I'm about to hit silver one.
Lock in.
Voila.
I'm about to go pee.
Chat, it's Mooda on.
I can play one game and then I'm watching NFL.
I have time for one game.
It's Mooda on.
It's Mooda on a duo.
I'm literally one-offs over one. One-off!
you
It's time come on guys this is my silver one game yeah, this is actually my silver one game guys come on
Let me call Mura. Let me call Mura.
Guys this is it. This is it. This is my sober one game.
Lock in, dead ass. Mura!
Remember I was supposed to be at your school.
I need to delay. We need to have a delay.
Mura!
What if I can't hear you? What if I can't hear you? I can't hear you.
Mura can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?
Hello?
Mura can you hear me?
Yes, I hear you.
What is your real name? What is your actual name? Is it Mura?
No, it's all man. I'm a man. I'm a yo
What do you mean? I'm super weekly. No, ah
Is it a man? Oh man, I'll take on it. I'll take on it
But what is the proper pronunciations of it? Ah, ah, man. Okay. Okay. Mura. Listen, bro
Here's what we're gonna do, bro. We need to put on a beefy ass delay. This is my silver one game
I need to win this and I'll have time for one game do like 30. I'm not even getting 30 seconds. Whoa look 30 seconds
If we win this, I think I'm literally three wins off gold, maybe four, but I think I'm
like three or four I'm not even getting this is my one game. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's
lock it. Muda, have you been playing good today? Have you been playing today? What's going on?
Bro, check my career, bro. I'm not going to lie. I started the game off a little rough. I went
0 and 8 my first game. Then I proceeded to play two more. I went 13 and nine and then 11
and three. So you would say you're playing pretty well today. You're playing pretty well.
Yes, bro. Yes, I'm feeling pretty confident. Okay, I'm pretty confident. Brahmuta. Bro, please dude. Don't sell me like legitimately
I need to get sober one. We're gonna get it. We're gonna get it. We're gonna get it. No, I like he I need to get sober one
Okay
Come on, come on, Joe, I need to take a fucking fat piss, bro
dude NFL season starts in 40 minutes I literally have time for one game of lead
generally one game of league literally wait you're in NFL too bro yeah bro what
dude oh my god except you yes of course of course I'm a box I'm a box man but I'm
supporting Drake May because I love Drake May but yes I'm a box man yes I'm
gonna swap with the support so I can just make sure I get Warwick I know
No, I need first. I need I need yo-day.
Don't get your every insta lose. Trust me.
Go, go, swap it top, swap it top, swap it top.
Trying, trying, trying, trying. He didn't do anything.
Why would a top laner not swap? Or a top laner is supposed to swap?
Yeah, like.
He's probably set up a 5% on accident.
Oh no! No, no, no. Ben Timo. Muda Ben Timo. Muda Ben Timo.
I already banned, I already banned, I already banned Akali.
Someone someone Ben Timo some Ben Timo Timo Timo Timo
Thank God
Muda lock in if I don't win this game. I'm gonna blow my brains out
This is my first ever time touching silver one right here
I got my warwick you got your yo-nate
yes I know yeah
well something about playing league with the duo dude it gets me so hard
what love you're right what luck you're right bro I'm gonna be honest chat like
playing league solo is actual torture bro being able to communicate with one
guy goes such a long way Muda did you see the leaks did you see the
ASS I FUCKING SAW THE LEAGUE!
Bro, but you know what I told chat?
I feel like League is League because there's no voice comms, bro.
League is League because there's no voice comms. I feel like it's gonna ruin League if they add it in, bro.
Well, there's an option where you can toggle it on and off.
I think like what's gonna end up happening is people are not gonna have it on
and then they're gonna get into it and then they're gonna toggle it on in-game.
You should be able to talk it on in-game
and then you can wish your top laner death threats
when he's 0 and 15.
Which I remember seeing Karen mid lane,
who am I versing mid lane?
Oh my God.
It's probably gonna be, oh yeah.
I didn't think about it, I didn't think about it,
I didn't think about it, I didn't think about it.
Yo, so chat there, ADCs, Aphelios,
the supports of the owner, their junglers, Nunu.
But I'm gonna be honest, like,
I gap the fuck out of Nunu players,
I gap Nunu players.
Chat, there we go.
It's going to turn into a shit show now job. Not even a gold player yet, bro
Today's a big day, bro. I if I get silver one we're in striking distance of gold
And then I could probably get gold Friday. I can probably get gold Friday. I'm not even kidding
All these guys the ff at 15 and I'm gonna watch Drake may throw five touch sounds yo see ox fans
Tonight's the night y'all get smoked
Bulked by Drake money made bitch
Jinx see all see no no no all sees late game all sees late game. I got this bro
Okay, I'm juggling against a gold to new new I'm actually the lowest rank in the lot
I'm the only silver in the entire lobby. Wow
Oh
Muda I'm the only silver player in the entire lobby the lowest guy in here is gold 3
But what has it ever not been that bro come on? It's true that doesn't matter. I know it's just
And I want to win this I want to win this I want to win this go
Muda don't tell me please don't tell me why are you saying that shit already bro?
What the fuck you mean? We're on good terms right now when you're laying kid kidding kidding kidding
Oh
Yo, make sure your drag calls are on point today what the fuck happened yesterday. Yep, you're right. He's right Chad
He's right this right here right now
It's my first ever silver one rank up game right here. Chat is the highest LP. I've ever been lock the fucking no mistakes
Auto cue
Jeff it's clear it's gonna be perfect watch auto Q. Yep kai kai
Auto Q auto auto Timo's getting to be one up top. Wow, that's weird
Wait Timo just oh my god, Garen's one HP yo Timo's actually a Chad for that
Muda, Timo just survived on 1 HP, I'm not even getting.
Muda, I'm gonna make a gold play.
You ready for this?
Muda, I'm gonna make a gold play.
Muda, I'm gonna make a gold play.
I'm skipping my clear to kill Garen.
Yeah
Mood I'm gonna make a gold play I'm skipping my clear I kill Karen
Yeah, but if you don't kill go you just lost your name
Nice nice nice
First blood
I
Chaser with the city spot for ten gold
Yo, did you drink soda bro like coke like that when I was a little kid not anymore when I was a little kid not anymore
So it's bad for you drink coffee so does bad for you bro drink coffee
Coffee comes from the earth soda comes from science lab
energy drinks
No, I literally saw you drink a Celsius all the day
Okay, you're right energy drinks are pieces of shit, but I need to stop just drink coffee a
Feleos is low. I can honestly skip dude. I could skip this and kill the aphelios in a second
Now let me chill. Let me chill
New news on who's gonna double scout me, but I don't care because I'm gonna kill the aphelios
Yeah I think Nuna's gonna double scot me. All good.
My clear was slow because I got the kill on Timo, but it's all good.
Alright I think I should go for this Ivelia House.
I'm going for the Ivelia House! This is a really big play! This is a really big play!
Oh my god, chat, my CSing is fucking horrendous there.
I have to back out of the back.
What?!
I'll give the use of everything on me.
Top of my full clear in the dragon.
Shadow, I didn't know what it just hit me, I don't know what it just hit me.
Shadow, I don't know what it just hit me.
I can't over extend too much because Nunu's gonna come into my lane and punch me in my
tight little ass so I can't go too much.
Yeah, low key bad pathing now.
Low key bad pathing, bad pathing.
Yeah.
I feel like I should go right to dragon here.
I don't know about dragon though.
I'm just gonna clear, I'm just gonna clear, I'm just gonna clear, I'm just gonna
I'm nervous cuz it's my silver one game
So boy you're gonna be challenger one way, but we're gonna be challenger one day, bro. It's like silver true true. He's right
No, did you watch dude is doing good
I
Know they're drag I think they're drag I think they're drag my leaders not as late never mind never mind never mind never mind never mind
Good calls. I like the vision new moves ganking new moves ganking bot new moves ganking bot. Oh god
They're all dead. It is sold. It is sold. They're all dead. They're actually all dead.
Muda! Muda! They just sold. Muda! Muda! Yes! Drag! Drag! Fucking dragon! Fucking
Dragon
One of one of one, but this is such a big drag though and you can heal maybe I don't know
We need this dragon
We need this dragon. We need this dragon. We need this dragon. What if we need a second?
Bro what bus drag number one is like balls and then moomoo's their new news typing smite
Chet that dragon was good because the bot lane both died
So we could have just quickly did it but one of the guys was baiting and Muda wasn't showing
I don't need some might if it's a 5v1, but nobody came or a 4v1 just literally nobody came
chat I don't need smite if my entire bot lane is dead
you fucking iron pluggers!
calma calma calma chow chow chow
mods man have what you want!
This game's going really good.
If I kill it's got one more time, we just insta-win by the way.
X3 Assessors getting cast.
Can I kill Zerath if he pushes?
I'm happy.
I don't know if this is good.
So what happened then?
You knew I would have never been able to get there if my fucking bot lane and mid lane hit the fucking dragon and didn't just let me 1v9 it for 10 minutes.
Eh, I didn't get gold, but I get to get my minion. What's up with Fog?
It's fine, I feel like this is dead.
It's good, bot's dead, that's dead.
I'm about to kill Garen.
I need to pad properly
I'm about to kill Garen, I'm about to kill Garen
Yo Garen, come to daddy
He's running back, nevermind, ditch
ditch
Brutus, can I get the Zerath? You wanna come up or no?
I'm so fucked, yeah!
Come on
Ready? Ready?
I'm gonna arm, I'm gonna arm
Get ready
Yeah
Yeah
He's stunned, he's stunned
It's just Dan got there so fast, but Warwick runs so fast.
He's the goat, bro.
Shadow the fuck is private messaging me and moves?
I'm for clearing?
Who does that your are that's all crazy
I'm not an aphelios gank at a little bit here oh my god we're actually get you
someone today this new news how do you know I need to look on Scott in the
dragon probably and you look on Scott or bot yank in the dragon this is perfect
timers yumuda could you maybe come to the dragon in like 20 seconds maybe yeah
yeah I'm gonna recall I'm gonna recall all right I'm gonna back as well then go
straight to dragon let's get fresh out of base here back straight to dragon
straight to dragon back straight to dragon would have back straight to dragon
now now yeah here's a broken by an item one second what mother fucker fuck
Oh my god, I'm gonna die you should have just went back when I said I died I
Said back 19 fucking times and you're just trying to buy my idol
Well, that's their dragon well, I can't even I can not contest this no, no, no, it's fine
Both first two dragons don't matter first
Bro, you just fucking sold the motherfucker
You were missed I didn't be honest you were missed I could eat no, no, okay
I'm gonna be honest if I flash earlier I get out there. I buy items out of the side
Right keep getting KS though the shit is so dead
Okay
They have to drag it's fine. We're gonna get third drag. We're gonna get their job. We should have flashed
Yeah, what's done me there was it Leona what the fuck was that?
What about was so greedy that was so greedy honestly you did I'm not even getting you you answered the fuck on that
So I'm telling you I'm telling you if I flash earlier you do not prioritize dragons enough
Bro, you don't give a fuck about dragons. You're the most selfish midlaner ever met my fucking life
No, literally bro. I said back drag back drag 20 times you get 3d1 on a turret obviously because they're hiding the dragon
But I don't give out your item we need to be on the fucking dragon, bro
It was greedy it was greedy as fuck and now they have two dragons
fine it's just two dragons general mode but you realize how much buffs they get
from that no no my coach told me it's fine we want their drag and we're gonna
get their drag we're gonna get their drag it's fine it was a good play bro I
I should have flashed earlier, I would have been alive, I would have bought my item, I would have been back in time
None of us would have died and I would have got dragged, but I didn't
Bro, you got greedy, gave away a shutdown and then gave away dragon
Just admit you got fucking greedy bro, admit you got fucking greedy
Okay, I was greedy
You got backed, Jesus Christ, you got backed
Okay, I was greedy, oh my god
What is stunning me there bro? What is stunning me?
What is stunning me there? What the fuck? I'm gonna gank the Zerath if you want to
come out of base I'm gonna get this air low-key bot looks free to know box away
better gang oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
I
Smolder I got you smolder I got you
I don't care, some older guys are triple.
Oh, true, some older fags are gonna carry us.
You want gloves?
You want Harold?
You want Harold?
Yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Harold, Harold.
I
Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
Oh, Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary
He's not even in bed. We need to know to mature fight this no matter what you must hear fight this no matter what
We can run away run away run away run away run away run away run away. I
Can't run away
Why am I always the one getting caught out this game what the fuck?
The glass the glass not worth not worth won one out worth
Okay
All right, let me think about this logically.
We got Rift, so that's fine.
Smotre's gigantic.
We need to play around with Smotre.
That is our wincon.
Smotre is our wincon 100%.
Muda, are you going to come to this dragon?
I should back and get my item.
No, we need this dragon.
We need this dragon.
Okay, then let me get my item really quick.
I have another smite.
I'm gonna back and get my item.
I'm gonna back and get my item and I'm going right to dragon
I'm going right to dragon
Meet the end dragon please god
We need smolder if smolder doesn't come we're all dead smolder needs to come dragon. She's huge smolder come dragon you motherfucker
They're already doing drag. No
No!
Never mind.
They baited, they baited, they baited.
With that, you come here, Muda, get over here!
Hello, how are you? How do you live with that?
Peel the smolder.
I could have barred way earlier.
I was saving my arm for the Arthelios, but I never had it!
Oh my god!
I fucking ulted on the fucking Liyan.
No, I was saving my art for the Aphelios.
I just hate support cocks that are just blocking my vision the whole time.
My god, bro. Okay, now this is getting scary.
I could have arred the Nunu, I think.
I could have arred the Nunu, but I only have like a second or two to do so.
Why are you smoldering the 8 and 2 carry, not the one fighting the fuck? Where is she?
Yo, chat, you know what, guys? Just to appease you,
I'm never gonna buy play to steal caps again,
because every time I buy them, you guys just say,
Merks by Merks Merks. I'm just gonna delete that you guys have never once told me about Merks
I altered the support. Okay. I need a lock in. I need a lock in. I need a lock in
No, I should have altered the new no I
Need a lock in a lock in a lock in
Yeah, it's just you guys saying saving are but it's like at the end of the day chat if the Leona's just you know
Molesting me. I can't do anything. It's just others. It's not a support loser
I could not view anyone because the support that's engaged me
Yeah, I'm just gonna delete play to steal caps on my grain. I'm never buying them again because you guys say
MIRT! Buy MIRT! Every time! So I'm never gonna buy play to steal caps again. Got it! Done! Over! That shit is a pointless item.
Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Never again.
I've gotten chaos so many times. This is so disgusting.
I don't know what mid's doing.
Muda, I think they're changing after you by the way.
Nice shot down.
That's actually huge.
If you run away, I can- No, no, no, no, impossible, I tried, but I tried, okay, I got shut down
and got almost the entire bot turret.
That was really good, that was really good, that was really good.
All my kills have been cast this game, so I'm hoping the people that stole my kills
can do something with them.
not bad kid not bad did you guys see that army of Helios kill the garen kill the garen kill
the game honestly not bad though
little top of the top tower
fuck man I shouldn't have eaten bro I'm playing off this game whatever did you
guys see that are you guys feel it's so hard that is to do when there when there's
a Leona blocking my vision intentionally the whole time it was so hard
that is to do to find that window and land it
Because Leona's just sitting there cocking me.
We got to have them focusing Leona because she's 20 HP.
Yeah.
Yeah, focusing Leona.
I'm ganking that Garen if you die.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
have him going. Find him, find him, find him, find him, find him. Nice, good, what the
fuck.
Ah, good game, bro. Good game. How did my arm miss so badly? He flashed after I missed.
How did my arm miss so badly?
I've lost.
Well no, we're up for the next dragon.
We're good.
Wait, chat.
How did my arm miss so badly though?
Why did it miss so bad?
Is this because he flashed?
We need to be on this dragon, Mudo.
We need to be on this dragon.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
If I didn't get KS 30 times, like maybe I'd have some items, but I don't know.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh god, they took Baron.
Alright, we have Prio for drag.
Can you come to dragon, smolder and muda?
Why are we fighting?
Why are you fighting?
You guys need to get the fuck over here.
You guys need to get the fuck over here.
Oh god, we can't fight, we can't fight, we can't fight.
It's over.
This shit's over.
Can we try to jump them on dragon? It's literally soul. I mean, I don't know.
I'll try to do a faker play and just steal the hangouts.
I don't know, I don't think you should do that. I don't know.
No, no, no, just stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Listen, bro, they have stole, yes,
and it's, but bro, you're still one and four and four and six.
Once you scale, you will win.
You're gonna win.
I just got KS 10 times, I don't know.
Bro, Jixi, realistically, if elder comes up,
we fight for elder and we win elder
because we're fed, we win the game, bro.
All right, well, it's winnable, well, it's winnable.
Just lock it, lock it.
Yeah, if you got something baiting Timo,
like this is how I know your iron.
It's like, I have two people in the Nexus in the Fountain.
Why would I fight a 3v5?
Are you just as braindead as Teemo?
Amunas in the turret, Smotas in the turret.
Smotas are most fed player.
We cannot fight without Smotas.
Over, I'm getting pro.
Are you like, actually, an iron player?
You're gonna just die with Teemo there for no reason?
Teemo's literally a toddler for fighting
with our two most fed players in the turret.
Literally, in the nexus.
I'm not gonna like make his dumb decision
more dumb by joining him.
I could dive this fucking,
I wanna jump the Saphilio so bad.
My noon is fine.
I wanna jump the Saphilio so bad.
I feel like that- oh wait what?
Oh that just broke it.
When I got stunned?
How did I get sp- what?
How did I get stunned?
What?
Nice Muda, actually nice, nice Muda, oh my god, Xerath's 1HB, Xerath's 1HB, good shit
Muda, not bad kid.
What's up?
What's done me though?
Oh man, dude. I'm playing so fucking hard.
Maybe I should have hugged the right side so I could have done it on the top side.
Fine, those are asses, so shit.
This kid just steal my buff.
I'm about to just get off.
Kill steal, kill steal, kill steal, steal blue buff for no reason, all right.
I didn't lead with EQE then R, EQE then R, EQE then R.
Yeah, I'm just in an endless like hellhole, roll elders up in two minutes.
I need to start getting some CS or I'm just I'm really just not gonna be able to do anything on a solidified
I have one fucking item
Yeah, I don't know showing me this is the game state where it's like I can't do anything if I go for I've been scuffs gone
I'm trying to invade I guess I'll just get my head cut off
Yeah, Leon is already here we go some some cock support player who's just peeling me. Yep. There's the stun
If you play support, somebody should actually like beat the fuck out of you.
LEAN A RELLY!
And you say, and you say, and you say.
No!
Peel, stun, stun, stun, hook, cock for your team.
I'm gonna be saw as soon as, see if I can nut that sound, tellin' you that I am.
As soon as I crossed the river, I knew I was dead.
I saw my death coming a minute before I died.
That's insane
It's funny too because if I would have flashed there I would have lived but then you guys would have went flash flash flash
Yo elder and 40 seconds I
Well, I don't see one world where we went a team fight, but let's try it wait this kids
I feel the hostess out of base. I know I just killed him bro. I just killed him. Well locked in. What the fuck are you doing?
What?
Locked in. Locked in. Bro you sold the first two dragons. What?
Locked in what?
I've gotten KS 10 times. You sold the first two dragons
Come to the dragon. Let's go. You want to lock in? Let's go
Everyone's dragon now
Alright, I'm just gonna rush it, I don't even care.
That's Elderbro, that's Elder, Elder, Elder, Elder, Elder, Elder, Elder, Elder, Elder, Elder,
Elderbro.
Should we do this?
Yes!
Yes!
They're coming!
Yeah, let's push for a ton of them.
I don't know why they're coming.
This is game if we get it.
Okay, we just won the game, we just won the game.
You're in this fight, you're in this fight.
Yeah.
We just literally won the game.
GG.
Hellooo! What the fuck is teamwood doing?
I think this garen's trying to end.
I'm gonna back and kill the garen.
Literally, oh it's the fuck.
Now why did teamwood do that?
But we have elder that can't fight us.
Wait, so does elder last until we die?
Or two minutes?
No, no, like two minutes and until you die.
Wait, so what do you mean?
So in two minutes it expires?
Yes, yes, yes.
And if you die it also means...
Okay, so we need to like end the game pretty quick here.
I don't know if we can.
I know but we have what a minute to do so right yeah, but another album is we're only getting stronger
They're strong right now. We're only getting stronger inevitably. We're gonna win it the game doesn't end
We win the game what is happening?
Kill the guy again
Kill the guy
What's hitting me? What is it?
She was that Xerathor?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It hit, it hit, it hit, it hit, it hit, it hit.
Bro, I'm, I just, I panicked.
So, you have Muto GG's, GG's, bro.
GG's, bro, GG's.
So, Xerath R, you can dodge.
That's kind of a shit R though, no?
I don't know, man.
That game was demonic.
We should have had two dragons, and then it's just, I don't know, if I have 11 assists,
GG.
I need items.
Perfectly flamed, Vignavaldo.
The fad piglet on my team was the smolder.
If you give me 12 kills, I'm never dying.
But again, like not everyone has a working functioning brain.
So if you KS 10 times
and then don't do anything with the KS, fry it.
GGs though, your chat NFL time in four minutes.
Fantasy football kicking off.
In the flock league, I have JSN.
I'm locked the fucking chat.
Yo, boys, tomorrow, 3D3 mode with Mingo and Stompin.
Friday, what did I say I was going to do Friday?
Oh, it's Friday. I'm probably going to push Golden League chat.
Love y'all boys and I'll see y'all boys into the next one.
Another day, another WS stream.
I'll see y'all boys, man.
Yeah. Catch you into the next one.