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It's time.
That's fucking dead!
It's time!
That's fucking dead!
That's fucking dead!
That's fucking dead!
It's time!
I stole all your letters
He's not here to turn on his normal
But I can't hide it
Shut up and fuck it down!
Yo!
What I eat is done!
What I eat!
I can't let go of it, I can't let go of it.
I can't fight and set up your door.
I can't let go of it.
Chad, I went live like two hours early today.
So I have two extra hours to hit gold.
Chad, I'm hitting gold today.
Lock in. I need five wins.
That's already five wins.
Could take three hours, could take 10 hours.
I got energy drinks seeping out of my ass.
a rock-hard erection and an undying passion for greatness.
If I don't get gold today, I'm gonna lose my shit!
This cinematic is so hard. This cinematic is so fucking tough.
This cinematic is so sexy.
Aurelia!
The boss aware!
I have 8 Wallahi's left today.
I don't get gold today. I'm legitimately like, I don't even know what to say
It's time. It's fucking time. It's it's actually fucking time chat by the way for nine tournaments
in nine days. I got to start calling some people and telling them they're duos. First
person I'm going to call it is Ron. Chetty, I think Ron wakes up at 9am. What do you guys
think. You guys think Ron wakes up at 9 in the morning?
Giddy Colin. Call us on number eight. Whoa! Whoa! Oh, Ron's in New York?
I'm a king, I'm a see chat. Um, four night tournaments in nine days. I haven't told Ron yet, but, um, his duo is Los Portos TV.
So do you think Lacey's awake? I got to sell Lacey his duo. You guys think Lacey's awake?
Oh, and Ron's on control.
You guys think Lacey would set it up?
Yo, Lacey, what up?
Hey, hey, Nicholas Stewart.
All right.
Lacey, as you know, bro, the Fortnite tournament is in nine days.
And today is the day where I'm announcing people's duos.
Oh, okay.
Do you want to know who your duo is?
I do, yes.
You know, it's crazy.
I was hoping it wasn't them, but now I'm hoping it is them.
Your duo is Marlin, also known as Mar-3-LG.
Yes!
Oh my god.
What do you mean yes?
You want your duo to be Marlin?
Yes, I do, because we just played Fortnite
for five days straight and I taught him
how to play the game completely.
Yeah, I saw somebody throwing chug splashes at him,
and then he shot above their head nine times.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
He knows how to follow me in end game now.
That's all that matters.
So y'all think y'all are legitimately like gonna win?
Cause you're one of the better players in the tournament,
even if you're on Rover.
Yes, I'm probably the best player in the tournament,
even on controller.
Cause Lacey, you had a four night experience
on controller, correct?
For season one and two, yeah.
like when the first came out on console.
Okay. And Lacey, bro, um, there's only like four or five actual
four night players. It's like you, Ron, Cypher and Courage JD and
all of y'all are on roller.
Oh, yes, it's good. So you're gonna win. Yes, I'm gonna win this tournament.
Good luck, bro. Yo, best of luck to you.
There's some sleepers in this tournament of content creators who are actually decent at fortnight who name them
Like you he's not bad at fortnight
Mooda is good at fortnight
Chattis mood in it. Yeah, he is right. Who's do I? I
Don't think I have I think you guys do I was gonna be actually I don't know chat
Who should should the mood is do will be like hums or something probably hums? Oh
Oh, Joe, dude, Joe Bartz on a team with CypherPK.
Is Joe good?
Joe asked me how to build a week ago.
Okay, that's good.
Oh yeah, service is going to be barbecue chicken.
Uh, now, one more thing I needed to call you about Lacey, I saw you announced you and Martin are doing a marathon where you guys hit radiant and Valorant and champion and rainbow six each.
Yeah, and I'm really on for.
Okay, I mean, are you like trolling is what's happening?
No, we're being serious for setting it up.
Why?
All of you are saying, oh, it's impossible.
It's impossible.
Dude, if people I know can hit Radiant and Valorant,
me and Marley can do it.
If you can hit top rank and Rainbow Six Siege, I can do it.
I'm a natural gamer.
You're not.
There's another stray.
So, OK, it took me, like, I don't know,
seven years to hit champion.
That's the first thing.
Second, who do you know that hit Radiant?
I literally only know Muda.
That's the only guy I know.
Intense.
Um, 10Z.
Who?
10Z?
10Z.
10Z!
Yeah, 10Z!
I know two people of it, Radiant.
Muda and 10Z.
And I know Marlin.
What?
Y'all are not getting Radiant, bro!
Chop that shit!
Gotta go for it!
Add Lacey and Marlin to the list.
Oh, my chat's saying Peterbot hit Radiant, bro.
Oh, okay.
Well, you know, I know.
No, no, no.
Just now I have a question for you.
I heard you're doing a stream where you can't end until you hit Unreal in Fortnite.
Yes, because I'm sane.
I'm sane.
That's gonna take me one week, Matt.
I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen.
I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen.
I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen.
I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen.
I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen.
I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen.
Okay, that's disgusting.
That's absolutely disgusting.
Bro, listen, bro.
I'm gonna get unrealed in Fortnite.
It's gonna take a week.
And this is what I said.
Y'all could do this stream.
You guys could definitely do,
not ending till you hit champion in R6,
Radiant Valorant.
It's possible.
The thing is, are you ready to be live
for three years straight?
Mark, I don't know if it could happen at three years.
Dead Fs!
If I take 12 hours a day for a month to play these games,
I will be top-ranking all of them.
But you're gonna be, okay, so for Siege,
you wanna know how I tell you, this is how it's possible,
okay?
You wanna know how you guys are gonna hit champion
and Siege, you and Marlon?
You have to breach TOS, I'm being dead Fs.
You need to get three professional players
on Smurf accounts and hope you don't get banned live
because that's a breach it's US
or you have option number two.
Give Marlon scripts and give you wall hacks.
That's the only way y'all get champion.
That's it.
Or we just get good at the game.
Bro, it took me like six years to get champion,
you little shit.
You can't get champion in feeds, bro.
You're not a good, hey, Talbot needs hard work.
You're not a gamer.
I have to badly, it just took you six years
because you're trash.
I'm about to hit Golden League of Legends.
Do a stream where you hit Golden League of Legends.
Do a stream where you hit Golden League, buddy.
So if you were in Rainbow Six Siege,
I would beat you in 1v1.
Okay, so whenever you 1v1 me in Siege,
I can put belt to ass.
Honestly, before you commit to this marathon,
let me 1v1 you in Siege just to show you,
and I'm not, dude, I'm just like a champ player.
I'm not like stomping, okay?
I will literally, if I try,
like there's a gun to my head if I lose,
I'll 7-0 you in a 1-2-1.
No, you would not.
Okay, give me a time, date, place, location,
I'll put belt to ask.
Okay, I'm gonna give you two weeks
to literally just grind Rainbow Six non-stop
and learn every single mechanic in the game.
My aim will be infinitely times better than yours.
So you're gonna, okay,
You actually think you're going to get champion in Rainbow Six Siege?
I could easily get champion in Rainbow Six Siege.
You are fucking delusional.
Yes, you have two options.
Get three professional players to get on Smurf bronze accounts and breach to US
and hope you don't get live banned by a dev or option number two.
You and Marlon literally download wall hacks and then you get banned in a day.
So those are your only options.
You got to do it.
Brother, the knowledge gap you need is a set rage.
Am I getting rage made it the knowledge cap you need to get in in champion and siege is so high
You don't dude. You don't know the maps. You don't know the operators. You don't know the recoil patterns
You know the abilities. You don't even know what's happening, bro. You know, it's the organ top floor that is
That's different. That's different to a gamer. I could learn that easily you had to get carried by stomping and charlie to champ, bro
I could do this in myself
Okay, so first off, ask why I solo queued to champion three different times on console.
Second, like, okay, you know what?
Do the stream, bro.
Do the stream.
Do what Senna did and quit in a day.
Do the stream, bro.
Have fun on Siege.
You know what?
You guys got champion for sure, bro.
I know, I do.
I know.
Do the stream.
Do the stream, bro.
Wish you the best of luck.
I'll see you on the Fortnite broadcast where you're trying to hit Unreal.
It'll be in every single game, making sure you don't get it.
I'll make sure you're live for three weeks.
That's disgusting.
That's fucking disgusting.
Hanging up on Lacey.
So, Jack, the three duos we're going to be announcing today
for the Fortnite Creator Tournament on the 20th.
Duo number one, stable Ronaldo and Los Polos TV.
Duo number two, Joe Bart and Cypher BK.
Duo number three, Lacey and Marlon.
My prediction of who I believe is going to win
is it's going to be a team that nobody's expecting to win.
Like a low key like R key, Yugi, I could see that scene winning.
Key, please think of it as your one thoughts on the 49ers Rams game.
Holy shit, I have no other thoughts.
Miles Garrett looked like a ghost out there.
She did absolutely nothing.
The whole game, not like literally did nothing.
The whole game.
I also forgot that like the 49ers when they're actually healthy
are a Super Bowl contender.
So chat, I want to formally apologize to all of the 49ers fans. When I said yesterday, the Rams were going to blow y'all out. I actually forgot that like when the 49ers are healthy, they're a super bowl contender, literally.
Are KDB and vanilla playing before that tournament? Yes, KDB and vanilla base are a duo in the 49 tournament. That's not a duo. Those are the four duos announced today.
There's also, oh, another duo for the fortnight tournament chat.
Togi and Steve, that's going to be legendary, bro.
Another duo potentially, Nate XC and Neon.
Guys, the stream is going to be revolutionary.
This creator tournament is going to be absolutely revolutionary.
Literally.
Oh, also, family-friendly, Berserk on TikTok, guys, those guys are in.
Family-friendly YouTube channel, they are playing in the Fortnite tournament.
They're 100% in.
There in we have over 70 people already confirmed that are playing
Family friendly is in the four night tournament guys. It's gonna be a legendary stream. I'm really excited for it. It's gonna be legendary
Also, I think another duo for the four night tournament is sketching Jay shock. It's gonna be peak
week. Guys, it's going to be an awesome stream. I'm really excited for the four-night tournament.
That's in nine days. Chat on obvious sanctuary. That's in six days. Today, we hit gold, though.
Today, today, we reach gold in League of Legends. I'm done procrastinating. I'm done stalling.
I have nine energy drinks in my refrigerator, mini-refrigerator. I have a fully erect penis
and I'm ready to reach gold in League of Legends.
Ladies and gentlemen, if I don't,
I'm telling you this now,
if I don't reach gold in League of Legends today,
I want you to unblock me, or sorry,
I want you to block me, I want you to unfollow me,
I want you to report me to the FBI,
and if you ever see me in public,
I want you to greet me with violence, I won't resist.
If I don't reach gold in League of Legends today,
I want you to beat the shit out of me.
If any of you see me in public,
beat my fucking head into a wall,
if I don't reach gold today in GTA.
This is gonna be the most gaming passion
I've ever put into a League of Legends session.
I'm gonna use in channel 100% of my autism
on this game today.
We're gonna rock it today.
Chat, now here's a big question for the gold push.
Should I only solo it or should I duo with Muda?
Me and Muda have like a 70% win percentage together
in our last like five games.
Should I only solo it or should I duo with Muda?
Guys, today could be a long stream.
We don't know.
Chat, run a poll.
Should I only solo it or duo with Muda?
Run a poll.
Because guys, today's the goddamn day.
Today's the goddamn day.
Today is the goddamn day.
I'm so fucking excited, man.
I'm hitting gold today.
Got my day off thinking about it.
Duo would probably be less depressing.
I need to call Muda and see if he's down.
Oh, also chat another big news.
I got off the phone with Riot Games yesterday.
We have another League of Legends tournament coming soon.
As you guys know, our last League of Legends tournament peaked at 420,000 viewers.
On a League of Legends creator tournament. We're doing another one. I don't have the 100% date yet soon
But it's probably gonna be in mid October the drops on it are insane
Um, and it's got it's gonna be fucking awesome another thing
Riot Games
Invited me to stream the League of Legends world championship
finals with me and Dantez and we're gonna see if Tyler wants to join too. I
might fly to New York and stream from the stadium because it's in New York. So
in a world we could be watching the League of Legends World Championship
finals with Faker playing and it'd be like me, Dantez, and Tyler in a booth.
That's in November and I'm probably gonna go for like the last two days in
coast stream. It's gonna be insane. It's literally gonna be insane. Chat vote in
this by the way okay chat saying to do well okay I need to call Muda then so I
need to call Muda then because bro me and Muda we win like we really do win
let me call Muda I got on earliest fuck today chat normally I go live at like
233 I got on two hours early because I need to hit gold today I need to hit
I need five wins.
What time is it in Canada?
What time is it in Canada?
Your call has been forwarded to voice.
I might have to start off solo.
Same time.
Same time, same time.
Mood is still sleeping.
Now, Chad, here's another big factor for the gold push.
Oh my God, Mood is calling me.
Ahmed.
Good.
Today's the day.
I started my stream at 1250. I haven't went live at 1250 in three months.
Muda. Take your time. Take a cold shower. Drink a coffee. Maybe rub one out.
Eat a nice breakfast. When you're on some of those riffs.
We do other shit. Muda, I need five consecutive uninterrupted wins, and I will be a gold North American jungler in League of Legends on Master Yi, Warwick, and Wukong.
Chixi, I'm on my way to Starbucks. I'm going to get a coffee. I'm going to have my breakfast, and I'll meet you when Summoner's ripped in about 30 minutes. How does that sound?
sound 30 minutes sounds good I'll probably rip one solo game before you arrive home.
Muda how do I tell you I already played this morning and got into it.
I was three wins away last night and then I got into it last night and then into this morning
so now I'm five wins back. Okay we're gonna get gold. You know what's crazy I'm five games away from
a plot too, it's perfect.
Literally perfect.
We're getting a plot in gold today.
Muda, this series,
I need all of your gaming passion, bro.
All right?
Bro, I'll give you every ounce of passion I have today, okay?
Muda, and by the way,
like if it comes down to it, bro,
if it boils down to it, like, you know what to do.
I'm barred.
I'm kidding.
Okay, Muda, I'll see you shortly.
Now chat, here's another big thing about the gold push,
and this could potentially be a problem.
You guys could probably type the speed, D-Glove, D-Mote.
Dantez is in Japan.
So I'm gonna be going into this raw pause, pause, unpause.
Dantez is in Japan.
So the thing about pushing goal today
is this is gonna get about 40% harder.
We have no coach.
We have no coach.
So I don't really know what's gonna happen.
I don't really know what's gonna happen.
A, B, the governor to one Jacob, the governor to one WKG, the governor to one.
This is going to be really hard.
But now chat on the bright side, right?
We don't have don tests, but on the bright side, now people can't say, let me keep, let me keep, let me keep, let me keep, let me keep, let me keep, let me keep.
It sucks that my coach is in Japan.
Today's the day we reach gold.
If I reach gold today,
this is how I imagine this going.
We're not going to go five an L.
We're going to get stream sniped and people are going to ban Yone.
Here's what I imagine happening.
I'd go like nine wins, four losses.
We hit gold in like probably seven hours.
I called on Tess while he's in Japan and informed him that
his student or should I say Prodigy is a Gold League of Legends North American jungler on Warwick Master Yi Wukong.
I'm going to have to play Yi today. Warwick is going to get banned. I'm going to get stream sniped.
Also, Warwick is a default ban anyways. I'm going to have to play Warwick today or as we call it, JD Wick.
And I'm going to have to play Wukong. It's going to take every bit of me. Also, Muta, they're going to ban Yone
because motherfuckers don't want me to get gold. Motherfuckers do not want me to get gold.
We saw that with silver.
The amount of stream snipe in that three day period
was disgusting.
Motherfuckers told me to get gold.
There's gonna be so much stream snipers.
It's gonna be disgusting.
But yeah, when it's all said and done today, Bobby Gold.
I hope this doesn't take nine hours.
If it does, it does.
We need five wins.
That's all we need, five wins.
I'll probably get a RIPPA game before Muda gets on.
Chat, should I rip a game or should we just lark around?
66, think of it as your one.
Yo, Windows with the five gifts in,
sub-scat.
She own.
Windows with the five gifts in.
Now chat, as for tomorrow, assuming today goes well,
We have another jigsie cup, jigsie cup number 4. I still haven't won yet. Um, as for Sunday, this is not confirmed. We might do no pixel. This is not confirmed though.
Chat, I'm going to go jingle probably going to grab an energy drink and then I'm going to basically flock into summoner's rift.
Ladies and gentlemen, type the I was here's in the chat.
Today is a legendary day.
Today's the day we reach Golden League of Legends.
Come on!
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Yeah, but it's up back in the building.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time.
Now, what delay should we run?
I'm thinking like.
I mean, shout out, excuse me, 15 minutes to life.
I don't even know what else to do.
Like bro, if I get stream sniped, like if I start this push off with like a Warwick Yi Wukong triple band and I'm getting ghosted or something by a Viego, like I'm going to actually put hold in that tent.
So what delay? Should I just do like the fattest fucking delay ever? Like a 15 minutes delay?
One minute. I think one minute's pretty beefy, yeah.
Okay, bro, if I have a one minute to let it's like it's impossible streams, I mean, am I tweaking? How do you? Okay, yo, stream snipers.
Good luck, bro. I'm going to have a one minute to let if you snipe this, you're a loser.
BRB chat screens you to go purple for 60 seconds.
When I return full on erection.
Let's go.
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There's going to be some music today.
GG to the YouTube stream.
We're going to keep it going now.
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5 wins.
5 wins.
5 wins.
5 wins.
5 wins.
Five wins
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I'm confused. I'm confused. Why did I not heal from the cannon? I'm actually gonna get
Why did I gain no help from the cannon?
Why did I gain no help from the cannon?
I have to gank the way.
I just need to get my R.
I think I just went in because of no R.
My teammate, she said Warwick trolling. Watch this, kill bitch.
Warwick trolling, right? Warwick trolling, right?
Warwick's trolling, right?
Warwick's trolling, right? Now get on that dragon like a good pig. Get on that fucking dragon.
Warwick's trolling, right? Wait, Warwick's trolling, right? Warwick's trolling, right?
Warwick's trolling, right? Wait, Warwick's trolling, right? No, no, keep saying it.
Keep saying it. Warwick's trolling, right? Warwick's trolling, right? Now get on this
dragon like a good pig. Warwick's trolling, right? Keep saying it. Warwick's trolling,
right? Warwick's trolling, right? Right? Get on that dragon like a good bitch for daddy!
Get the fuck off my team, you dogs and players!
So never try to counter-gank me, Zaheim. You're literally sorry. You're sorry.
That's already Dragon Maug Dunggogap.
Dunggogap!
Dunggogap!
Gimme that Scott Pussy!
I'm trying to keep on the ground, she wanna get hit
A few things you don't made me get I get up on that side
That's when I post on the watch, you know that I'm timid
I put my son in some red, I pull that thing out
I'm trying to keep on the ground, she wanna get hit
A few things you don't made me get I get up on that side
I put that gun off the hip
My kiss a 22 trick
I'll lick her on the tongue
I'm a dorsal
Head on a shirt, get put on a blip
Feel like a stain, you fettie to lip
I had to tell her that I was a dink
No house, she
She thinkin' my songs
She wanna die deep
Trying to get hip
That's like a fake
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Come here bitch, come here bitch
Come here you goddamn guys
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This is a Baron Wallahi this is a Baron this has to be a Baron or I swear to God we're gonna lose this has to be a
Baron we've got a triple
We need you guys Baron actually push the wave
That was so good from the Ari
That's Baron, that's Baron, Vlad might steal, or not Vlad, it's ah-ha.
I knew it, I fucking knew it.
I missed my smite man.
Oh my god, I missed my fucking smite.
Yeah, that's on me. I gotta just be perfect. I mean, it really is just a 50-50, but
That's disgusting we're gonna lose cuz of that Wow
What's up, Ash?
Oh, Ash, you don't understand.
You're not allowed to play the game anymore.
You're not allowed to just close out.
You're not allowed to play the game anymore.
I'm so much better than you.
You're not allowed to play in my lobbies.
Yeah, no one's allowed to play anymore.
Diddy, Diddywick, no one's allowed to play with the Diddywicks in lobby.
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I mean, he's gapped but he wins, isn't that kind of lame?
I have more CS than him, more kills than him, more gold spent than him, but he wins a head-up
1v1 fight.
he just counters warwick i mean that's so stupid
it's just so dumb
i was gonna chase down the uh... mouth fight and of course he's just there
isn't that so dumb though
i feel like that's just so fucking dumb
but this jen needs to just shut up oh my god this guy needs to get off my dick
jen shut the fuck up man oh my god shut up
Like get off my fucking cock please.
Get off my dick, bro, please.
The fight meant nothing.
We didn't miss a Baron fight or a Dragon fight.
Just stop acting like, stop warping skill.
I'm sure you've been silver for nine years.
I'm gonna pass you in three months.
You're horrible, bro.
Just shut the fuck up, please shut up.
This kid's been typing to me the whole game.
We should all be Baron here.
We're not going to be though, because they're all pigs.
Clad, you need to come to Baron.
We should sit in a bush.
Why are we not grouping in a bush?
Alright.
We should sit in a bush here.
Clad, Clad, get the fuck in the bush please.
Bracken like instantly killed his Ashe.
They're TPing into the pit.
I have to R the Ash.
This is the whole game right here.
Huge.
The shotgun's just broken.
Can we prevent soul?
Maybe?
I mean it's like the gins can play and he's playing the whole game but he's like so no
ADC focus?
It's like uh I mean yeah I mean the mouth fight dove us so yeah there's no ADC focus.
the mouth fights in my palm top of my penis well they're about to get sold so yeah
I mean should I blast cone over in some ice steel I mean probably not I'm just
gonna get CC'd. This Zahed guy is like such a cringe champion. He just gets capped and
and then the wins a 1v1, it's like, alright.
Hey, let's make them prove they can end the game. What is Shen doing?
Literally what is Shen doing?
Well, I mean, that was a pretty big kill.
We killed him.
I'll fight, maybe.
I will.
It's just me and Shannon.
Okay.
Yeah, we don't need to fight him
Well, I have my item this feels winnable bro, we just have to properly team fight
I mean, I could basically one-trap this. Wait, what is this mouth I'm doing?
Jhin's a fader. This Jhin's the worst human I've ever met in my life.
This Jhin is literally just a terrible person. Just every league player, honestly.
Just a vile human.
Blaming everyone, doing nothing, no impact on the game, blame, blame, blame, zero real
impact.
I mean I'm almost full build, this could get, this could get interesting, oh Vlad's just
running it down, alright.
Okay, Malphite's in base, so Malphite's responding.
That hand's up there so I bet it's buffed up.
I gotta kill this Ash.
This Ashe is undeniably the biggest problem right now.
Or not even that biggest problem.
But it's like the easiest kill.
The Ashe should be my number one priority.
Yo, we just need a big elder fight.
We need a big elder fight.
Big elder fight.
I cannot lose my first game of the day.
We need a huge elder fight in a second here.
Alright, I have my item at 28. Dude, if I can get to 2800 gold before elder.
I don't want to die. I don't want to do any fights until Alder.
Alright, I used everything. If they still catch me, I'm quitting this game. I'm not even kidding.
I literally used everything. If they still catch me, I'm quitting League. I'm not even kidding.
Wow, they're going to catch me. R and Flash, they're going to catch me.
That's disgusting.
And this is why I always say flashing literally does nothing in this game.
I'm not, it does nothing. You should only flash for kills if you're a challenger.
It literally, it does nothing. Flash away, all the way, he fear away the mouth fight, still die.
I guess if my pathing was like faker level, maybe I skate by.
I'm still gonna be up for elder though, but we're not gonna make it to elder fight. We're just gonna be dead
We really shouldn't fight we should wait for me to come back
We really shouldn't fight we really should not fight I should come back
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I got to peel the gym, I got to peel the gym, I got to peel the gym.
This song is way too positive right now.
I got to peel the gym.
I wasn't paying attention for one second.
That's on me.
I wasn't paying attention for one second.
That's on me.
But it's okay. It's also not on me though because why did two people run at malphite for no reason malphite pantheon?
Well now we're six wins away what a disgusting start to the day
I mean, I got it just I already know there's someone's gonna be feeling the ash
it's funny though because
Ash was mid, and I saw Malfight in Pantheon bot, and I was like, wait, this is my chance to kill Ash.
And then of course, Saaham's just in the bush.
Well, that's three losses in a row, and I honestly just feel like I've gotten sold every game. I don't know.
I honestly, this game I got hard into.
Why are I was trying to are the ash? I didn't mean to are the other guy.
I just feel like I'm just I'm just getting launched. I don't know.
Well, now we're 6 months away.
It's fine. I'm going to grant today. We'll see what happens.
It's on you. Well, like, if you're going to blame the entire loss on me, you're just a disgusting piece of garbage. Like, I'm going to, that's just completely illogical.
If you're going to blame the entire loss on me, you're literally just a psychopath.
I was the fifth best performer out of 10 players, so I just did like middle of the pack.
The Bronze II Kled went two and eight and did 13,000 damage in a 45 minute game.
So like, logically the loss was probably on him and our Shen who had CTE.
But yeah, I mean, if you want to blame the entire loss on me when I was probably the
second best performer on my team, I mean, you're probably a sex offender.
Like I don't, I don't even know what else to say.
If you're going to blame the entire loss on me, when I had a clad literally go two and
eight, got 10th place, 13,000 damage in a 45 minute game.
Well, then you're probably a sex offender.
If you're actually going to blame that on me, you're probably a sex offender.
Well, now we're six months away.
Yeah, I kind of just get griefed every game.
We'll see what happens.
I'll just keep playing perfect.
All right, guys, mood are ready.
But yeah, if you're going to blame the entire loss on me, you're probably a
sex offender, like I'm not even lying.
I would blame it on the bronze to Kled, who's somehow in a silver to lobby.
Let me call Muda.
Welcome to Verizon.
Why are you?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Welcome to Verizon.
What?
Welcome to Verizon, what?
What's happening to some of this on?
Sweet!
Muda, Jimmy called him.
I'm gonna need to know music since Muda's here.
YouTube, be back.
Yeah, I'm gonna call Muda, I'm gonna call.
Or I'm calling.
James!
Hey, yo, I'm six wins away.
I'm off to a horrible start.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I thought the vibes were going to be good.
What happened?
Um, I got sold on a ye game.
Then I got sold on a warwick game.
Then I got sold on another warwick game.
So my team is just literal bags of diarrhea every game.
Let me check your career.
Let me see.
I got over two.
I need six wins over 250 LP.
Yeah.
What do you want me to say?
I'm getting sold every game.
Yeah, I'm going to get that sixth and that's like nine.
No, that's six months.
That's six months.
That's six months.
Because, yeah, I need three to get silver one,
and then I'll be on eight three for gold.
I need six months, trust me.
I'm getting like 22, 23 a game.
Muda, on the game that started this loss streak,
I was 15 and seven on Yi with 13 assists.
I was second in the entire lobby,
because you can't get MVP on a loss, and I lost.
I had the most pig team ever.
And then I got sold again.
I mean, I'm playing I'm playing good every game.
No, you are.
I mean, 14, 11, 10, 5, 8, 7, bro.
What the fuck?
OK.
All right, how much are we rockin?
The later. No.
I have a 59 second delay.
I'm not fucking losing.
Say walla.
I have a 59 second delay.
But yeah, like it's not it's not
jinxy versus accountability.
I want to be clear.
The reason why I called that guy a sex offender
that blamed the entire game on me
is because there's a bronze to clad who's on my team who went to an eight and did 13,000 damage and was the 10th performing player by a mile.
So like to blame the entire game on me when I have a piece of shit top laners disgusting.
Like, could I have played better along with every other silver slash gold slash bronze in that lobby? Sure, I could have played better for sure. I've been playing the game for three months. This guy is 100% the reason why we lost.
Okay, so you have a 59 second delay and you're about 7-8 wins away, 6-7-8 wins away.
No, I'm 6 wins away.
Because dude, I'm 150 Yilo away and I'm getting 22 a game.
No, no, no.
Are you actually?
Yes, I'm 150 Yilo away.
Yes.
No, no.
You're gaining 22?
Yes.
Damn.
So I need 6.8 wins.
So 7 wins.
7 wins.
Let me go pee real quick. Don't you yet you in like 30 seconds? I'm gonna go pee and get a drink
Just more disgusting teammates, but at least I have a real
So, I mean, okay, we're gonna have to put a one minute one minute delay, one minute delay.
delay all right we're gonna put on a one minute delay and I mean check the thing
is bro I'm not even eight wins away from plat I'm how many wins am I from plat
one two three four
What the fuck chat I'm four wins away from a plat and he's eight wins away from gold
How are we gonna? Yo, can you guys stop typing one if you like hands on it mods?
We please ban John the fuck is this guy doing bro?
Mooda Flight Simulator when yo motherfucker just cuz it's 9-11 today
And I'm Arab that doesn't mean I have to play Flight Simulator today. What the fuck is this shit?
You fucking asshole. What's been that guy? What the fuck?
All right, I'm gonna put on delay in QG. I'm gonna put delay on a QG. I'm gonna put delay in QG.
All right, let's go.
Okay.
All right.
I need four wins from Platt.
Jixi needs eight to get gold.
One minute delay, like chat,
I can basically jerk off
and you guys won't even know until I'm like back, bro.
Like I can legit jerk off and you guys won't even know.
That's all fat the delay is.
I don't think I've ever, chat,
I don't think I've ever ran a one minute delay.
Dude, Jixi's pretty serious.
I'm getting gold, bro.
One minute delay that's brings me back to like,
XPC days.
And except, except, except, except, except, except.
We need, we need seven wins, bro.
No bad news, no bad news, bro.
I'm four wins away from Plot.
So if we win all four games, I get Plot
and I can't queue with you.
Well, let's not worry about that right now.
Let's just worry about winning four games, twin.
All right, let's go.
Scout life isn't for everyone, I guess.
Scout life isn't for everyone, I guess.
God, Timo's so cringe.
Wait, oh, you thought Benny ran this?
Yeah, I mean, if I'm on Warwick, I ban Teemo, if I'm on Yi, I ban Rammus.
After that last game, I kind of want to play Yi though. I'm not even kidding.
Please, please, no Yone ban. Please, please, please.
YAAAAAAAH!
I'm done.
Okay, we won the first game.
Dude, I feel like I want to play Yi after that last game.
That was so gross.
I'm going to swap with the Seraphine and just see if I like the comp better.
I don't even really know what a good yee comp is, just all squishies?
Yeah, what a good yee comp, just be like, I don't know, like a bunch of squishies.
Well, I feel like I like, well, I feel like yee and yone on the same team are kind of
like fucked because we can't peel for each other.
That way you're on jungle, I could peel for you or you could peel for me.
True.
But yee, it's like, I don't know, yone and yee are kind of the same duelists, like we're
both frags, you know?
True.
I like you on Warwick. I like you on Warwick. Yo who in the chat I should have logged into my old Burger King account. Uh, guys
You have a Burger King account? Bro, I used to work at Burger King. They're trying to hack into my job
How was it? Did you like it?
brother
That shit was ass
Bro, I have like I know people who work like fast food, bro
Like I actually like like I like I look up to them, bro. I don't know how they could do that
We need so much patience um
Do you have any like stories of like the craziest shit that's ever happened to you in a Burger King?
Dude, somebody like, I almost saw someone die in a Burger King bathroom, bro.
Wait, what? Like from diarrhea?
No, like, like he had a needle in his arm, bro.
Wait, what? There was a guy, you mean the guy doing like heroin in a bathroom?
Yes, bro. There was a guy doing heroin in the bathroom and there was like a thing in his arm and I had to call the police.
Or like not online, I had to call the ambulance.
yo that's kind of like scarring now no literally though like I thought you
almost like I thought I thought I saw someone die he didn't die but I literally
thought I saw someone die wow yeah bro did you ever work like like a job before
training that was my only job before shooting was burger team no I applied at
um public Scott declined I applied at Dunkin Donuts got declined and then I
just streamed okay so you got declined from two jobs you said fuck this shit
yeah I got declined from Publix and Dunkin Donuts because I had like well
I mean Dunkin Donuts was just like kind of staffed up it's not like they actually
did an application process and declined me but Publix actually declined me like
a grocery store in Florida well I remember this and I think your mom told
No, she didn't say that my mom just said
She said like as long as you're in high school
Just do whatever you want like graduate, but then once you're done with high school
You have to like pay rent, but then by the time I was done with high school
I was already making like you know like a couple hundred bucks a month from streaming
So I was just able to just pay her that
Shallow on the wrong ruins bro, I'm on
Oh no. Burger King, but that is...
Alright, Mockingbro.
Oh dude, I have like the PTSD of like the Whopper Whopper, Triple Whopper.
I used to do that shit every day, bro.
You would sing it or hear it?
I would hear it on the speaker.
Wait, really?
Every time someone rolls onto the drive through.
Hello, welcome to Burger King. How may I help you?
Oh, my God.
No, that's so bad, bro. That's so bad. I just lost them in because of that.
Nice, Lux. Wait, we have a Lux top? Wait, what? I didn't even realize.
I don't know if I've ever seen a Lux top lane, bro.
I've seen Lux mid before.
I'm on the wrong ruin dude, noo
Samuta, you're saying like if we win four straight you won't even be able to Q with me?
No, I'll probably just like fuck it, I mean
Wait, I need to get my flash, hold on
But where's the ash?
Oh what?
Where was my fucking team?
Nah I'm stealing that.
See are you close, are you close mid?
Bro can I get a fucking level 4 please?
Good god.
I want to get level 4 bro, Jesus.
I
Did I not
From what I'm walking bro, I'm on the wrong rules do spot me since chasing me down
I mean I assisted a kill I guess it's fine
I think it's like legit impossible to lose to like a mile's of hard nests, so it's fine.
Wait, I'm about to gank this Fiora, I'm not even kidding.
This is a free kill.
Check this is a free ass kill.
As long as I path correctly.
well unless she dips oh my god Lux you're actually the goat for that Lux is
the fucking goat this Lux is genuinely the goat wow that's the best Lux player
I've ever had on my team like actually hold up
I'm dead at least then
I should have had through the lane
Bro, I should have had through the fucking lane
It's fine, bro. It's fine. I made a mistake, too. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's
okay, Jinx. Only 25,000 more hours till platinum. This guy's an asshole.
You know, it's not the best top laner I've ever had in my life, literally.
Shadowling I've ever had a better top laner in my life.
He saved my life.
They don't do that.
They just kind of complain.
Oh, wow.
Okay, I got him though.
Oh, fuck.
What, did y'all trade?
Yeah, we traded, but I didn't spot that skill better, but fuck.
What's this all thing?
You have that like purple ring bullshit?
Yeah, but this is fucking can't fucking move.
Yo, Mood Eye, then you should come dragon here.
I'm not even kidding.
They're all, Ash was shown dragon.
I just used my ult though.
Well, Ash is right here if you wanna like.
Come, come, come.
Oh no, no, no.
This is bad.
I really don't think you should force that.
I mean, bro, the Vhagar's one HP,
but he's on the back line,
so it's gonna be so hard to get to him.
The Vhagar's literally one.
Vhagar's one, Lee Sin is one.
Nah, we should have fought that.
Damn, I could have killed everybody.
I mean, free drag, free drag, Lee Sin has to back. Come on, come on. Lee Sin has to back. He's one outlet. Free drag. Get on the ship.
We end up, this is fine. They have bot files though. It doesn't matter. Lee Sin had to leave. And Vhagar was one HP. They both backed.
Oh, Mildar's coming. Oh god. Stick it, stick it.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
Give me one lock.
Oh my God.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't go there.
You didn't go to jail, bro.
You didn't go to jail, bro.
That just lost my entire mid wave.
Wait, you want to jump that mouth?
No.
I don't want to jump a mouth.
I lost my entire mid wave.
Wait, I missed my arm.
Are you kidding me?
Mouth it.
Bro, fuck your mid wave!
Relax.
We killed it.
We killed it.
Fuck your mid wave.
We killed Mouth, Tar.
We got a dragon.
Relax.
more important than a dragon and a kill, buddy.
That's true. Fuck it, whatever.
Well, I feel like the most OP duo would be like...
What? What?
Most OP duo would be what, Muda?
Oh.
I mean, honestly though, it's fine. I just I have the wrong rules that's fine.
Um, but most often doing things like I'm mid and jungle, you guys control so much.
You control so much. Yep, true. True. I mean, bro, technically like you're supposed to be
there for every objective if it's in its track. If it's the right time. Like that, it's supposed
to me but you can be at any objective because you're in the middle where it's
like bot can't help me with rift herald but like top can't help me with like you
know dragon
yo Mudo what is mouth of hearts passing I said I think if you walk up next to
like the minions they like they give you like aids and they do a lot of damage
but this Elise then it's gapping me I could look on like a bot gank maybe
Okay, I'm getting painless.
Muda, can you bait the Malak?
I could R him.
Can you bait him up a little bit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna come R.
He's coming, he's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
come come come come come
huge, now the leap
I hear them
I'm gonna die if I come
I'm gonna die if I come
he's too big he's too big
hey not bad though
we gotta kill him out
that's not bad kid
like those comms boy
yes yes yes
that puts you back in the game
yep yep come on baby
oh boy
Oh my god play with the duo well, it's just the best feeling ever bro. That's the OP shit, bro
I can like tell you a gank like 20 seconds ahead of time
This Lee Sin is gigantic though. That's terrifying. Oh
Also miles uh
He has a shield on him. You know the Yasuo shield. Hold on. Let me get this kid. It's a big gank if I get it
I got a path properly ever gone behind him come on come on
E Q E
I can't really flash
Nice!
That's how you buy it
Nice bro, a lot of you here, you're here, you're here
Bro, but the Lee Sin is ginormous
I keep getting KS though, so I don't know if I am huge
Bro, the Lee Sin is 6 and L
Is this gonna smurf?
I'm not even kidding
Is he a surf?
Yeah, I feel like this Lee Sin's um playing so well
I'm gonna look for this ash kill
Bro like even the Lee Sin's gank on fucking
Me and you was so smart even though it was a 1v2 like you just knew how powerful his character was there
All right, I could look on a bot gank
I keep getting KS, this shit's actually annoying.
I just keep on getting KS bro.
Oh my god y'all better do something with this fucking gold.
I've gotten KS so much.
Yo, can we look on a dragon here?
I
Could you maybe back and come to dragon or something yeah?
I mean, I just did a five little gold bro, and I get a fucking item and I'm gonna be big bro
Bro, we need to like you know bot shoves if we if we go drag we got to go to our mouse flanking you I
Don't know though because this leesin is huge
But I don't know if I'm ever gonna be able to contest this kind of dragon ever again
Well with my item, I think we can for one time. I'm back in the bottom
or you let me know I really don't want to go for this stuff I think we already
have a dragon we should give him this one yeah I think we give him this dragon
I'm not even kidding job why am I even alting that I'm one shot first game
on though first game on yeah I just I'm telling you flashes are only useful for
getting kills like that flash added was so nasty on this time flashing away does
nothing it just stalls the bleeding for a second this viewer so well I really
want to get this kid that smells are so bad
What we what we what we what what just happened to me
I'm dead. I'm in Lee Sins camps fuck about
Mr.. Grievey mr. Grievey
Chases when does mouth are do that much damage
Well, I'm actually inting.
Oh my god, I'm inting.
What is this broken ass champion?
Chat, why does Fiora take no damage?
What is that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, chat.
Why does Fiora take no damage?
Why does Fiora take no damage?
Is that like a whole gimmick?
Oh, no.
What?
Oh my god!
I just keep getting KS and then people are just 1 HP the whole time.
I mean we got bot turret for that I guess or like almost bot turret.
No but you're like what is that?
I don't understand she parries shit?
Fiora parries you?
This game is so impossible.
Like of course just some more bullshit that I don't know about.
Yeah, Lee Sin's on Rift but I mean there's no way I can test this guy anyways.
So this ash is just walking lunch money. She's one and two. I'm actually not she has a hundred thirty
just to have some time. So if we kill these 10, the guy has a five hundred fifty gold downing.
What does that mean we get eight fifty? Now is this just a gold downing? Yeah I mean we need
We needed like two man the least in
I don't know if we want it
maybe
Your mood, I'm gonna take them out if you bait them up a little bit on a leasance here
I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm on the one-on-one. I'm on a 1-1-1-1-1-1. It's one of the one-on-one
Okay, it's the die. Yeah, how's that our?
No dude, oh my god, I had jumped bro
Tell that you're never like being like a layer right now, bro. I know I know I know that's not any of that
I'm like warming my gears on I'm warming my gears, but it's first game on
This vagar just tanked, this vagar just tanked two turret shots.
I'm ganking this. This is so many kills.
Get the bounty, get the bounty!
Yeah!
Tryna get out, tryna get out.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Oh my god, you're so big.
Gold Waldo, you're so big, you're so big.
What?
This game is ass.
Like, what am I trying to...
Alright, we're going to go for 40 seconds and we can test drag, this is our drag, this
is our drag.
Yeah, check that shutdown, that shutdown we really needed.
We really needed that shutdown.
Are you done to get this dragon 20 seconds?
Yeah, I'll go right to it, I have nothing else to do.
Okay, I'm going to need this tower first one, second, shopping tower.
Can you come to the drag though?
Like man.
I'll be there, I'll be there, I'll be there.
I pinged everyone.
Can you ping everybody to the dragon as well?
Ping everybody.
Alright man, man, man, man, man, man.
Are you here?
Come on.
Alright, starting it, starting it, starting it, starting it.
I'm gonna bring him on, I'm gonna bring him on.
Least 10's here.
Least 10's here, Least 10's here.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
I have no R.
Mind you.
I
Not bad I got the dragon I got the dragon
Not bad. Oh, what's up?
Wait, I
Wait saying I killed the least it is that true. Did I?
I killed again
Man, I mean, I don't think it's that bad we got dragon
I just might have done it perfectly, I just-
Wait, Mal might be dead here. Kill the Mal please, Milia.
Oh no. YOOH! Oh my god, what is Milio doing?
I'm jumping get over here get over here that actually solo I can all of this bitch that
matches. Oh my god, mouse here. All right, I mean, help up up. Yes. Oh my god, Lux is
so good. I love this Lux. Bro, Lux is actually competent. Oh, let's fucking go Lux!
Yeah, how did I not get that triple, or double kill?
What happened there?
Did he still die though?
He died, okay.
He's still dead.
Did he?
No, she didn't.
What the fuck?
Wow.
This Lee Sin's not a smurf.
If he was a smurf, he would not have died there.
Like he would have never gave a shot there.
If a smurf sticks to no, they're not dying.
Oh, it's like a shitty ass plat smurf, but that wouldn't even make sense.
kill the action. I'm gonna group mid with y'all, let me just keep farming, this is my
last farm, but let's invade this fucker's camp, that's huge, I'm on this, I'm on this,
Oh my god. Oh, they got it. They got it. They got it.
In the bush. In the bush. They sit in the bush.
Lock me around. Lock me around. Lock me around.
Fuck his ass. Fuck his asshole. Fuck his asshole.
Yes! 3232-5-5, don't be scared.
Oh yeah, you gotta keep the target.
He flashed as I are. That's so unlucky.
Nice!
Yo, low key? Not bad, yeah.
Oh my god.
God, it's not my bracket! You motherfuckers!
The fuck!
I have my item in a second.
I'm huge. I'm huge. I'm huge. I'm huge. I got to push one fucking wave and then I have my death stance. Come on
I have that stance let's go let's go
should we just group Aaron? I mean I'm big but it's always Lux, me and Lux are big. I'm
gonna come mid with you guys. No, no, it drives up in one minute. Then I'm just gonna do a
top to bot folklare into a dragon. I want a 1v2, just big on Ash. I'm gonna mog them
I'm gonna want to do all right. We're gonna play on the dragon in one minute. That's we're gonna play on
Yo, this mouse are the idiot. Oh my god, what is this mouse are doing?
This mouse are fucking idiot literally an idiot
Dumbass kid now. He's dead for the dragon fight. They have no mouse off of the dragon fight. We need this dragon
my god that one want to kill us kill us yes yes yeah I could kill the fiora first
let me kill the fiora let me kill the fiora hold up Lisa's real Lisa's real Lisa's on
Lisa's on you!
Oh my god, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, enough of that, enough of that.
Aww, but we lost drag, I think.
Wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Nice.
Oh my god!
After back, after back, I'm too low.
No, I'm gonna kill Lisa.
Oh my god, Mouser hearts here.
I'm so fucking low. We gotta go on the shagging mood up. Get on the shagging
I feel from hitting it both get back to stay back. You're ready to smite you're ready to smite it. Yeah
Wait, will that get fuel yes from hitting
It's literally a true problem
I think we're overheating let's just back up we did what we needed we do what we needed we did what we needed we're overheating
I'm now the strongest player in the lobby I think
Either me or Lux
Should have it in flash I would have died irons
I
Yo, this feels like a Baron
I mean come Baron
There's a lot of people bought yeah, let's go Baron. Yeah
Yeah, go go go go go go.
Come Baron, come Baron.
Ignore everything.
I'm coming, coming coming coming.
Ashe is here?
Ashe, Vigor, and Lee Sin.
I see, I'll probably.
Alright, we can turn.
I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this.
We're kind of forcing Baron, bro.
I could just jump, he Ashe.
Like, try to kill them first before we burn.
Well, Ashe dead.
Okay, that was good, that was good, that was good.
I just want to...
I'm out of my bomb.
Yeah, go go go go go go go go go go.
Yeah, this is a free baron come on wait big up big up to your
We got it even if you die it's fine
Give it up, bro. You're actually good.
What the fuck is that?
Give it up, bro. You're actually good.
What the fuck is that?
Listen, listen!
Yeah!
I suck!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Bop, bop, bop, bop! What the fuck?
Hold on, we're just lost the game.
No, we didn't.
This Fiora's got a sparkle.
Is that even worth?
Yes.
Chas in head for Baron word
Kill pure let's go. Oh, yeah, then push me push me push me
Right again, I might
That mouths are so low and the and the vagar I'm here. I'm about to kill everyone
Or I might die past the turret and kill the vagar keep pushing this
What's happening why is my player doing this what is my player doing?
I just sold, I just sold, I just sold, I just sold, I just sold, I just sold, I just sold.
Not a wooden heart tower, I'm getting money.
Yeah, I might have just sold the game.
Just stay alive, Mida, whatever you do.
Yeah, I'm alive.
Yo low key might be able to kill the Lee said none of mine
You'll be since one HP over here and Fiora they're all low they're all low who to get in there
They're all low these things one HB probably like in this bush. He's probably like in this butch here
Or around here. Oh, he might have back. It's probably guys one
I think we just worry about the dragon fuck everything else
down. I'm gonna recall and buy another item. Yeah yeah go now, recall now. Alright, go
away, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away.
Set up a ward or something? They're here, they're here, they're here. Let's engage, let's engage.
No, he got healed.
Asst!
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
We're dead, go over here, go over here, go over here!
Don't forget about the king there.
Yes, good job, good job.
Count's one. I have my smite.
Double!
Let's get him there.
And now we can better not fuck with all the rest of the build.
that's a damn good fear that's a damn good fear yo gg we send that we end we end we
end we end we end we end we end we end and with this wave we end we end we end we end
We have to be in one.
Well, I don't know if we do end.
I think we do.
Come, Moodle, come, come, come, come.
I just have to do bot, bot, bot.
I got landed in R. Nexus, Nexus, Nexus.
I'm done.
Hit the Nexus.
somebody at the nexus at the nexus?
no way
at least him's back
it's fine there's no way to lose bro
why are they question-bucking me? I didn't have to shove bot tower, I couldn't be there with you
we literally lose the game from that with you guys
I'm pretty sure if you were nexus we just end bro yeah but the the our inhib was
gone so if the minions just go into our tower then you lose
no bro i think we would have descended because we have turret we have turrets
they don't have turrets just push me push me push me push me push me yeah
it's like one HP bro if we all get to it they just kill it bro
Ash Ash is out of position Ash is out of position no she's not in a month
five minutes five minutes five minutes
I miss my arm, no.
I miss my arm, the Ash, no.
No, we win, we win, we win, we win!
you needed to be nexus there on the other push, because it doesn't matter
about our inhib being open, they're all in the base.
You asked your back. Chat, is he right?
I think you're right.
Yeah, because they can't end. They can't end on minion wave with future Rites.
If you were there, we end, because it was so close, it was so close.
Oh my God, let's fucking go. Good win, man. Good win, good win, good win.
Yo, Q in-, no, no, no, Q in 30, Q in 30, Q in 30.
Okay, okay, I can't 30, 30, 30, 30, 30.
Oh my God, that's big! Chat, we are six wins away!
Come on
Bro chat I feel like I need like a fucking coffee or something bro like I'm not awake. I did like a hundred bad plays that game. I
Did I did like a hundred bad game that plays that game also chat yo somebody please
Somebody please um
Somebody please remind me to put lethal tempo on instead of what the fuck's that other than what I have on right now
What's the one I have on her now?
What's the one I have on her now?
So, was that all at the end there good?
Hey, Muda, I heard from Jinx's stream that it's your birthday today.
Happy birthday.
Yo, guys, yo, yo, yo, listen up real fucking carefully, okay?
listen up real fucking carefully what the fuck are you guy what in the world
makes you guys think it's my birthday today what in the world do you guys
think it's my birthday today
I need to stretch you just my balls you just my balls you just my balls
Oh
So looking I feel like I get plot today, bro
Well, I feel like I get plot today like Loki that first game on was pretty bad chat gold 150 LP
Gold 150 LP
me. Both. This shit is possible. I need to get my flat back. If it's the last thing
I do. Wait, Mooda, my mic is muted. Sorry. I'm back. Yo, Mooda. Yo. How close do you
define them? How many wins? Three games. You need three wins. Yeah. Yo, I'm silver two
72 LP. I'm two wins off my peak LP. Yo, I was second. Who was MVP last game?
Or MVP was our Lux. Mudo, you were eight.
Dude, it was bad. I know. That was a bad game. I nearly switched my ruins. I was on fucking-
Mudo, you were eight, bro. Dial in.
I was chill, but it was my first game, bro. What the fuck? First game.
Yeah, no, but like dial in your body
Bro, I'm in a all-gold lobby, bro, and I'm second in the lobby like am I the truth?
Yeah, that's right. That's right like chat keep this shit, bro. I'm in a gold lobby, and I'm second. It's all gold
But if you're the highest like on our team you cannot be a wallah you can't be a lock-in kid. No
Oh
Oh god. Oh god. Wait. All right. All right. Listen, you're gonna play Annie. No, you motherfucker.
You, Muda. You don't win with Yasuo.
Whoa, love losing this game. Whoa, love losing this game.
It's oh man. Muda, but this is why you're a delinquent, bro. You didn't even give me time to say Annie.
I knew what you were going to say, I knew what you were going to say.
Whoa.
Let's actually check.
What is your actual win percentage on Yasuo?
Let me see, op.gg.
Let me see.
Nineteen percent, you know.
No, you're lying, actually.
It's 19 percent.
You have three wins and 13 losses.
Your last game on Yasuo, you went three and 14.
What's the big difference?
You just have no reps on him?
Bro, no reps on him.
He's so hard.
Dude, my last actual game I went 3 and 14. Oh my god.
Bro, chat. Muda's Yone got banned. This is going to be an interesting game.
Yo, Muda, here's what I'll say though. Don't like, don't get in your head about it,
because you have three wins with him. We can make it a fourth.
But bro, don't try to do too much. Just CS and chill.
Like, don't try to make crazy ass plays.
As long as you have like 15 deaths, we're literally going to win.
Cause you never know, maybe our bot just mugs, or our top mugs.
Like literally, well, I need you to hold my, oh look at that, it's a Rammus.
Alright, this kid's in the stream.
Because listen, listen.
The fact that they banned Yone and went Rammus means they're in the stream.
100%.
Wait, chat, who am I laning against?
Moody, if you, you're laning against Zareth, Hymer's gonna play.
top right?
Heimer is going to play top. Katie and Tristana are going to play bot. Heimer plays top, Zerath mid, Rammus jungle.
I guarantee you it's a snitchat because it's Rammus and they banned Yone.
What the fuck? I'm going to get the fucking Tristana.
So they've never lane against the Tristana.
Yeah, that's like demonic.
Oh.
Bro, just don't try to do too much. Just be like...
I'm gonna like carry I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna try not to die as much as possible
I'm the only silver in the sloppy brawl. I need you to help me a little bit
Well one yes, I think my asshole is fucking
Muda you created this problem because you cued
630 games with just Yone. You did not play any other chance
You need two champs to play me. You cannot have one champ to play this game
Could we just dodge what's your weight how long of a band do you get could we just dodge?
Oh, you know what? Okay, my next game will dodge. My next game will... Oh, I should have dodged.
One lie should have dodged. Okay, next time I get a Yone Bin, I'll dodge. I'll dodge. I'll dodge.
Cause I need to lose LP anyway, so I can play with him more.
Bro, we can still win this game. Just chill. Just chill.
Don't think like that.
You know what? You're right, bro. Manifesting bad things is only going to bring bad things.
Bro, just don't try to do too much. You're going to get to Justana, which is not a good mid laner, so you're fine.
Also, I'll gank you and like help you in the early game.
Yes, yes.
As long as you have no deaths, I'll help you.
But if you're like 0 and 5, I'm not helping you.
Okay, I'm just saying the fact that they banned Yone and went Rammus means the odds of them
sniping are like, you know, 50%.
If they start typing it all chat, like it's 100%.
You're looking good, but they're looking good.
Yeah, just trying not to die, bro.
Trying not to die.
I'm trying to survive or not.
Literally just have a no-death-no-kill game, or at least no-death-no-kill early game.
Timer dinger is low.
God, I can't really gank that though because I'm pathing opposite.
Yeah, also he has turrets, fuck that, I'm not ganking him.
Yeah, this is going to be a demonic game, I'm already getting pinged.
Top's already dead, this is going to be demonic.
Rammus back up back up back up I might be able to kill the Rammus I was almost
able to kill that Rammus I'm not even kidding good shit buddy you're doing good
you're doing good I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying I'm doing good I don't overthink it
but I need you know I need you to do I need you to like baby sitney mentalize
this game mother fucker you know why not just back like that was an iron back
Bro
Rammus was top dude Rammus wasted time on the gank so I might be able to double Scott him which is huge
Like if I'm dude he wasted so much time on that gang
Bro if I could double Scott him chat Bob's ungangable Katie's like full health. It's such a pointless gank. I'm not gonna do it
I'm gonna play perfect this game.
Might have you with Tristan in a second here.
Keep, keep, keep caressing me.
You're doing fucking great honestly.
I'm gonna try to double scut this Rammus that's pretty big if I can he's a mech I'm
gonna try to double scut this Rammus that's pretty big if I can I think I'm going to because
he wastes a time on the game.
There's the Trist.
Bro you're doing fucking good Mooda that ass, bro.
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, thank you bro, thank you.
Like I might not, I might not talk a lot in this game, but I'm locked in right now, like I'm, I'm fucking...
I'm using all my brain powers bro.
I'm not gonna waste time on a ganking, Heimerdinger, he has turrets.
Yo chat, I double-scutted Rammus, Muta, the jungler's gapped by the way, so we, we already are winning in that department.
The jungler has 12 fucking CS.
But it's because you, it's because he ganked you, it didn't kill you, so that's why, so good shit.
you're doing literally amazing right now on basically you're 20th game of yasuo
I feel like Yasuo you have to be a lot more smart when you play him you can't
just be dumb like Yone. Yo is Yasuo harder than Yone? I would say so yeah let's
for giving bro his little tornado ability is yeah yone is forgiving because you can just
go in and go out
would have beat her up beat her up beat her up beat her up man man man she's all yours
bro
alright just get her up a little bit more
she's a little scared right now
she's gotta get her away from her parents wait you're getting ganked you're getting ganked
I'm counterganking the Chastana. I'm counterganking the Chastana.
No, no, no, no.
I'm counterganking the Chastana.
I'm alive, I'm alive! To all yours!
Yes! Come on!
Yes! Okay, okay, okay, I'm so welcome.
All good.
Motherfuck, motherfuck, motherfuck!
Motherfuck!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
What the fuck!
One line needed, one line.
I'm here, I'm here. I'm all wind fun.
I'm our wind gun. Just you have to back here. You have to back in my call. I
Will win us this game
Yeah, come on back in the drive back in the drive back in a drag
This Ramesses gap. You cannot contest me ever wait Ramesses one HPA fk. What the fuck?
What the fuck is this kid doing?
No, just take the dragon take the dragon take the dragon take the dragon
I need you to come dragon. Actually as long as Trist doesn't come you don't have to.
If she comes you come. You don't have to. Just keep CS'ing. You're doing great kid.
We need six wins for gold chat. Six wins for gold.
Yo they're actually gaffed. That's a free drag.
I got you, bro.
I have my R.
Yo, bait her up, bait her up, bait her up, bait her up.
I'll R this bitch if you bait her up.
Wade's Arab's here.
Mood, I'm coming, Mood, I'm coming.
Mood, I'm diving, I'm diving, I'm diving, I'm diving.
Yeah, she's low, she's low, she's low.
No, what?
No
Think I'm good I sold the game Wow
Bro, she like what it do her movement kid is so weird. She dots my R. Yeah
It's fine, it's not a big of a death. I just should never I should never be leading with R there never never never I
I could get the Heimerdinger, hold up.
God, he's 3 and O though, that's kind of scary.
Muda, fuck up that Heimerdinger!
Yeah, fuck him up! I'm here, I'm here Muda.
Dude, oh my god, they...
They just killed me, I don't get it.
I'm actually somehow dead I think.
That was the worst meta-voltaire.
Alright, this is chopped.
I mean, top to scott.
Ah, we can still win, but top got gapped, so whatever.
It is what it is.
Classic.
This is every top lane game besides the last one.
Oh my god.
You know, it all comes down to me leading with R.
But did he like see me?
How did he react so fast?
We have a dragon, hold up this game is not over!
None of them.
I'm not going for grabs because this is Azir's uh, just a plus-a.
Thank God it didn't.
Why are you saying part of his name's Heimerdinger?
Oh, this Rannis is just-
Oh, this Rannis is just on my aaaaaaagggg!
Oh, fuck!
This guy's a fuck. Oh my god. Oh, what up?
Careful, Rammus is coming. They're both bloodshotting.
Hold on.
Man...
Not have been huge.
Brother, not have been huge, man.
I mean, did I get a shot down for that Rammus? I think I did.
Oh my god bro, Ragnman is such a disgusting fucking character, but I see why you ban him now.
I mean, I never even really plan, I just play, I plan when I play Yi.
I ban him when I play Yi.
But this is so wonderful bro.
your body's like a pure stalemate not falling by getting a good thank you
man this comes in so fast.
I'm gonna put wards everywhere as well.
bro hold up I'm gonna kill the katie I'm gonna kill the katie I have no r though this
is bad I think.
Doxter thing theater team come up. I don't know ramus is here
If I had a arm maybe
You're not even doing that no, I just bro it's hard man
I'm re-arranging. I'm okay. I need to kill Katie
Yes, yes, yes
Shut this
Oh
It dries up in a second we need to go Jack would have come back come back come back
Come back come back
Let's get right on this fucking dragon boys
Come back come back
Yeah, if this ram is shows we turn him
All right, we're winning this game
And I bet
Jets, people I said stop flashing I'm genuinely curious are you guys like iron players?
I dodged Caitlyn's route and that's why we got a double kill tank. Are you an iron player?
That was like a faker flash. What are you saying?
I feel like when you guys play League you just stick with your flash for 40 minutes, no?
You guys actually just never flashed?
That was the best flash possible in that scenario.
I dodged her Rue and would try to do a double kill.
I'm gonna gank this Kade again.
Mudo, you're actually doing good as Falkbro, that ass.
Now that's in Japan, Chaby, I have no coach tonight, this is tough.
Oh, I just keep getting ganked by Rannis, that's the only- like I am good at- I'm not
I'm like I'm barely good enough to just like stay alive just on up with this Ramus. It's just so fast
Like look, I don't get it bro nine times an attack when you see them. You're already fucking dead
Well, she has to do the top question game. I'm gonna sit on the top next to you
Okay
That's so disgusting, like Katie's like one health dude.
Yumura, we're two, we're two dragons to zero right now, like don't tweak, I think we're
looking good.
Chad is dumb as fuck.
Well, my chat is, I'm assuming when you guys play League, you guys don't flash and just
sit in iron all day.
I mean, I dodged Caitlyn through and got a double kill, which actually shifted the tide
of the game, which allowed us to get a dragon and then you're still saying why flash.
What are you thinking?
Dude, there's four people.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hymendinger, this fucking stupid fuck, Caitlyn, fucking Zirat, Tristana, there's four fucking
Big bot on me.
There's four.
Come here, Rammus.
What's up, boy?
Wow, I should have focused the Trist,
but it's like I can't because I'm in the auto.
Like, God!
Because yeah, it's like,
then I focused the Trist, then she just runs away.
Eee, boo!
But that felt like such a good play.
It'll be 3D1 for Rammus, he just tanked every shot.
Azir, please kill the fucking Rammus.
Somebody's gotta kill this fucking Rammus.
Somebody's gotta kill this fucking Rammus.
I'm killing this fucker, he's so low.
I don't know, he's getting healed.
Yeah, Jack, good flash, right?
Flashing does nothing!
I saved it!
You guys love those flashes, right?
There you go, Jack.
There's the Iron 3 flash.
Prolong the fucking inevitable.
Oh, I forgot Rammus is a cock lord so you can't auto him!
Yeah, I forgot!
Drag.
Oh my god, it's wasting my smite.
I'm so mad.
It's wasting my smite.
I have no Smythe of the Drag.
I thought we were gonna get the Drag anyways, I guess.
This Tristana is actually the truth. Holy shit. She's not even good, bro. I was on
Yone, she just was small. I'm so sad. I'm just dead now, because Rammus is here. Cool.
I'm gonna try to kill the Katie for you. Wanna fight this? I'm coming. Please, bro.
All right, I'm coming to the Katie
I have horribly
Yeah, she's over
It's just
Oh my god
Every road, right? This is just everywhere and like I don't know bro like
Wow
Wow, bro, Ramors just has to die man. Ramors has to be like the worst character in the world
Like four armor four armor on him. You can't even kill him, bro
He's just fully armored out. You just can't kill him. Yeah, I'm definitely going back to um, I'm definitely going back to
You can't auto him you have to just let him have his way with you. Yeah, he's such a cringe champion
I mean on the good news bro, we still up to drag and four of them have shutdowns bro.
Like if you get those shutdowns and pick it to me, Bro, I don't even understand it.
But if you get shutdowns bro, you just win.
We actually win.
Yeah, but I mean no one has any kills.
I got kills.
We can't even like fight anyone.
I think we just lose every teamfight.
We have to just like find ways to get kills.
Yeah, I just patted horribly for the Caitlyn.
If you're lazy for one second in this game, it's like immediately punished.
It's just, I swear to God, once I learn every champion, like I'm just gonna fly through
the ranks.
I only lose to like 45 year old men who have been silver for 20 years and just know they're
champions.
That's it.
They have no understanding of anything, but they just have these broken champs and I don't fucking understand!
Once I learn every champ, it is over.
But all this 40 years old, they've been sealed for 15 years.
Some ram is caught that you can't auto.
Up here it comes.
He's got a shot down.
Momikating?
I need some fucking help.
I got a shot down.
Kill the fucking Rammus.
Rip his fucking head off.
Oh, he's polymorphed.
It's fucking hell. Oh, he's polymorphed
Sit down little cock nice, that's a lot of can we get a bear no no no no no no no no no no
Just brings it back to base right away I guess
Tristana is gigantic, bro
I'm about to get on like minecraft can't do this shit anymore
well I'm about to just get on like minecraft and listen to the music I cannot do this shit
anymore bro seriously this game is fucking ass it's all just horrible ass
players who are just using broken champions for 20 years it's like once I
learned this shit it's just over
Tristana has an ability where she can like, fore-tax through a wall.
Alright.
YAAAHHH!
Moody, you just gotta shut down on health.
Yes, Coach. Tristana.
700 gold, bro.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good, kid.
That was good, that was good, that was good, that was good, that was good, that was good.
Look at this cock fucking Rammus.
Look at him.
Look at this fucking cock Rammus.
I mean he has so much armor bro, like we need someone who's supposed to LDR.
Like somebody who needs to build LDR.
Yeah build the next one.
I mean dragon's up in 20, are we all out of base here?
Yeah we are.
Yeah, yeah, you can go first.
This could win us the game or lose us the game instantly, but we have to take the fight so.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna like ward for vision really quick.
I feel like they're just going to instantly do it.
Well, Cait is top lane, which means we can fucking do this, bro.
We can do this.
They don't have an ADC here.
They're on it.
Oh, that is a good one.
Yeah, I had no R.
If I could have R, maybe I could have smited it.
I should have warded before the barf out oh god Rannis is here bro
well I fucking hate this fucking dog shit character like wall of this character needs
to DIE you need to die you need it and you'd say and you'd say I fucking like every pedophile
just plays like this. You need to be a pedophile. You need to be a pedophile to play Rammus.
You need to be a pedophile to play Rammus!
Like fuck, this game is so ass.
Jack, well, not he. This is just a bronze marathon.
The second to build black cleaver
Well the thing is, this game, even the audio actual walla could have been winnable, but
this rammin it's just so f**king not even a wire but I'm still recording just felt enough
nice yeah rammin 1hp flashes on 1hp
Oh the disgusting, actually the disgusting bro. Look at this guy, the guy is just chasing
for it. Look at this guy, he doesn't die. Rammus literally doesn't die. Oh my god bro.
I feel like I swear to god as boy you can call me delusional.
We win this game if it's not for reyness.
I'm doing fine against Tristana and then Aramis comes spinning out of the jungle.
Has sex with me, takes my pants off and molests me.
I fucking hate this dog ass character.
Walla, you need a better every game.
Please, Walla, please.
That's what I always did.
I never, I only have like three games against him.
Bro, let me grab a Belvedere real quick and stagger the cube.
But, Muda, like, the reality of the situation is Ramis falls into the same
cockometer category of just like, he's one of those champions who can just engage whatever he
wants with no punishment because he can just roll into you with full armor. Like, he's just a pure,
bro, honestly, he's like a support jungler. Like, he's just a pure cock. Pure cock. But that Ramis
said, don't cue, relax, relax. Don't cue. We're just going to get him in the lobby again. We're
We're just gonna get in the lobby again.
Don't you, let me, let me get a Velveeta.
Okay, okay.
She's an absolute cock champion.
Gotta be the worst character in the game though.
Chatwalla?
Rammus has to be top ten worst characters.
You have wards by the way.
You have wards by-
Oh, motherfucker.
Do you think I'd give a FUCK if I had fucking wards?
Nine times in a ten, when you see Rammus, you're already dead on Yasuo.
You're already dead.
I have no minions to get back.
The dude just spinning over to me, takes my pants off, and fucking melec-
Like, uh, what are you up here doooowww?
No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna lie, Yasuo has to be the shittiest fucking character in the game.
Yasuo has to be the shittiest character in the fucking game.
Yasuo has to be the shittiest fucking character in the game.
It's just Yone from now on and something else, bro.
Yone and something else.
I will never, ever, ever fucking lock Yasuo ever again.
He's like 10 times harder than Yone,
and he's also just a shittier Yone.
He's just a shittier Yone.
Like you can't ult unless you Q3 them.
Like it's just a cooler, it's a cooler Yone,
but everyone and their mom can agree
that Yone is just a, a mom's Yasuo.
Like, okay, sure Yasuo is harder to use.
He looks cooler.
He is so fucking useless.
He is so fucking useless.
Five men alter with Yone and you can just win
your team the game.
Even if you're losing your lane.
Yasuo, if you're losing your lane,
yo, yo, yo, yo, might as well bend over,
take your pants off and get fucked in the fucking ass.
Fuck Yasuo.
Any player who locks Yasuo just wants to be cool
and old-form and always ends up going old in fucking 10,
including me.
I will never go Yasuo ever again,
ever again, ever again, ever again.
It's gonna be Yone and Diana from now on.
Yone and Diana.
I don't give a fuck.
Yone, Diana, or lock.
And I don't give a fuck.
Give it give it
Can you just play Annie and stop being yeah, I just had a huge ranch like that. I'm never locking yet
I don't give a fucking thought if I just play Annie or I don't have to play Diana
I'm gonna just get play Diana, but Muda. It's like
I'm trying to get gold and you lock in. You also have a 15% or percentage red. It's like bro. That's disgusting
Well, I the true bro, but does it mean that I don't tell you that's not what lost the game was the fucking ramus
I don't know if like it's a ramus. I get ramus once and like both of those one pet a file ramus everyone
Brahmuta
Um with ramus like jet all you have to do or the only option you have against ramus is literally just to run away
You have no other option
Your only option is just to run away. That's it
Like, you can't fight him because he just stuns you and tanks all of your autos.
Like, your autos do nothing.
So his whole gimmick is like, like he wants you to fight him.
He's literally like, Trindamere in a jungle.
Yeah, I can't see the perfect way to put it.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't know, bro.
What a disgusting champion.
They banned the Astral.
Thank God they didn't ban Yone.
Bro, we won this game then.
We won. We literally won this game.
I'm literally.
Yeah, we won.
Bro, you still really should not just play Yone, bro.
That's so bad.
No, I'm gonna play Yone and only Yone and then only play.
Um, who else?
Bro, I'm gonna play Yone and, um,
any fucking any?
Oh my God.
Yeah, I know how to play Diana.
I know how to play Diana.
You have no games play with Diana.
Yo, you're gonna play any, bro.
Okay, fine.
I'll play any, bro.
It's such a cock champion, bro.
It's literally like, you know what?
Fuck it.
You know what?
I'll be the pedophile.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't mean to like that.
I don't mean to like that.
I'm gonna get some food, I'm gonna get some food, I'm gonna get some food.
I don't mean just, you're gonna be the disgusting player.
I got it.
Rammus counters your whole champion pool.
I mean, yeah, Rammus is just a pussy, like, this.
I wanna play a Yi game so bad.
I wanna play a Yi game.
My blade is yours.
My blade is yours.
I want to play. Yes, we're not getting gold.
Unless we can go on an ungodly winning streak right now, we're not getting gold.
No much out of like, if you see a Rammus player,
like and that's the thing it's not even a strong champion it's just a cock champ
like you're just you're just a cock the only reason they won that game was
because there was a mid-canion not even a mid-gap it was a mid-canion
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Yeah, bro. Come on. That's getting
flipped out of that.
So this kid like this game has so many disgusting different ways you can play it.
Like wallow your right.
You can literally be the most disgusting vile human ever on this game, like there's such a large champ pool.
Which I've never lain against the karma.
Who's karma?
I'm going Yi.
Oh my god, jeez.
No, I can hyper carry on Yi. I can't hyper carry on Warwick.
On Yi, I'm either gonna sell or hyper carry and there's no in-between.
Warwick, I'll go positive every game and like...
I love CS forever. Yee like
I'm either gonna I'm either gonna hyper carry yourself chop me each seven wins now seven wins
This is my best champion, I don't even care
I don't think it's gonna be easy my clear is so good on me yo they have a trend in
here do not ever fight him under any circumstances once he's out of sex so age
Again, another champion that's not even strong, they just have one gimmick.
And once you learn their gimmick, they're useless.
Do not fight him.
Once he's level 6 up, so you can fight him early game.
I'll actually hyper carry on you if I lock him.
I have to make some good decisions though.
Gen Wulahi, he is way harder to use than Warwick.
No, he's way dude ye you have to engage so correctly if you engage wrong you're
just stunned and dad he has no health and he does not have the same movement
I don't have 4-way.
But my god, do I love you? My blade is yours.
What is that?
Nice!
Sweeeeeet!
How do you get a kill then?
Definitely got greedy.
to a Tantish?
Well, this is gonna be a double scout on the knock turn.
It's gonna be a double scout on the knock turn.
Hey, Muda, am I dank this? Ah, this Karma. Yeah, I love it. Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I mean maybe I could have flashed I mean maybe I could have flashed I guess but then
chat what it has been like why flash I forgot you guys never want me to flash I
remember never flash yep just save it all game
that karma's low as fuck if you want to get active but you are level 4 I'm gonna
I'm gonna wait for it to come to my side and I'm just gonna be low and get a kill in it
you know where jungler is you know where jungler is he was last seen top by Kayle
I'm assuming he backed and he's doing a top-to-bottom full clear in the dragon probably
Man, man, never mind. Oh, no. Oh, no
Karma's left out one HP and I think my doctor I love this game, bro
Shouldn't get the kill but it's fine
Well, I'm already on it so you should probably come oh no just have presents have presents
Okay, come come come come go. Oh
My god, but you're fucking drag
Bro, we need dragons to win the game
You and your fucking midway it's
I'm gonna back off this is good this is good
What are you doing now, if not to jump into the wall and look at that one?
I just had a one HP smile, yeah that was like actually ridiculous, that was actually
fucking ridiculous.
Well hey, that's a fucking dragon, not a bad start chat, the whole team is just getting
gapped again though.
I guarantee he's R'ing you.
Yes.
Hey did you kill me?
Nice, Muta.
Yes, oh yes.
You are top.
You already brawled a fucking-
I don't know.
Art top you already brawl with a fucking
I thought he was gonna argue cuz you were like well
Yes, no arm. Yeah, I know but I need help I can help
Oh my god. Yes
I wasted his time, he just lost so much.
Good.
All the karma is done.
I got something in play soon.
While I get too far behind.
I didn't get a dragon though so that's fine.
Don't mind that.
GC found about the dragon soul last week so he's obsessed with dragons.
I did not find out about the dragon so last week. I
Just wasn't forcing enough drag fights and then my coach saw that
Yeah, when I watch it we are
Well, no, bro, there's a stat like if you get soul you have like a there's like a 75% win rate after or like more
But to be good though that's kind of limit key because like if you get soul you're probably
ahead to begin with anyways because like how are you getting four dragons yo I'm gonna
start ganking the karma I think I think that's the only game the only lane that's winning
damn can't just five and no bot and that sounds like a nightmare to swallow me yo I'm
I'm gonna come for that karma in a second if you can like bait her up, bait her up a little
If you can bait her up, I don't know
Just a little, oh my
Did not turn, are you?
Yes, a lot of people
BITCH
Yes, bro
Oh my god, why does she love playing with people like Wulna?
I would have murdered you though just because I fucking can't
But I'm like, I saw you look at him, bro
I saw you look at him
Wait, wait, not even allowed so most of them are lucky. Wait, can you come? Can you come grab?
No, no, I'm looking at my HB, I'm looking at my HB.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm looking at my HB.
I'm gonna force grab.
Kill me bro, good kill, good kill me.
I flashed away, yep, flashed to do nothing. Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help.
Not that, not that, not that, not that.
You're good, you're good, he's not chasing you, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Nocturne's there and bro he has all, I don't even know.
I think we just get him void.
Alright, this is gonna be tricky.
Yeah, give him grabs, all good.
Dude, I'm not just, I'm gonna play Yi today and have ZERO DATS!
ZERO DATS, 90 DRAGONS in VGOLT 3!
Oh my god, let me get chocobo, we just put the game dude, I'm up in CS right now, 6-7 CS.
How is a fucking TAMCANCH?
Tamkamp support with 17 CS is 7-0 right now. This is disgusting bot lane. I've never seen this
And I can't think because he's gonna swallow me and then spit me out pause
But literally that's what's gonna happen
I mean, I'm fs 3 kill. I mean Tom can't shut us. Oh my god. What is this fucking?
He's gonna be the most annoying character late game because you he's just gonna peel everyone and we're not gonna be able to do
anything
Yo, could I look on like a karma gank into a dragon?
Are you down?
beat that bitch up
beat that bitch up
I'm coming through that bush in a second I
Have nothing else and brawn just kid of not better. I don't care better up
Bro, Muda, you play Yone, your entire champion literally TP's in and out of fights.
Yeah, but Nocturne can do it from across the world, heading into shadows.
Something on you, stun you, kill you.
I mean, if you want me to be for real for a minute here, TamKentch is 8-0, so this game is already over.
It doesn't matter.
Okay, TomKentch didn't carry though, like bro, we're just killing one like this back then.
They'll just win every teamfight, but I don't know it depends to be a teamfight. He's a league player, so he has a rock in his hand
I'm gonna gank the Trindamere this kid comes up. I have to kill this fucker
Okay, this might be the worst gank of all time chat chat I'm ganking a Trindamere. Do you have a heart with it?
No, I don't know I don't know
Oh, he's got it.
My god, this is he got it.
Kale said, what the fuck are you doing as Kale's 0 and 3?
I just want to beat the shit out of him.
I hate every top later.
Brights over, man.
right over man oh no knock turn jump me bitch in my camps cage always a string
sniper he said love ya jinx in all chat and there's not a single jinx player in
the lobby so I'm assuming he's talking to me yeah I'm streamable bad game
I know I know I know he said love your jinx. Yeah, I know
Where to go up his doctrine bro, he's just fucking here. What a disgusting fucking video game honestly
We know it's funny. It's the last game we got tonight, too. Oh, yeah, with Ramus and Yonevan two games in a row
That's impotent. Holy fucking aura
Yeah, I'm up you're allowed to hit him if you want
That was a better feeling we just like this guy to be one
Who do the scales better?
Yeah, I'll say it's awesome.
I think Bob will not hit a lot.
I had to R away.
You have to get some help here.
Yeah, it's just a demonic game because they're going to be in my camps the whole time.
This shit's over.
Another demonic ass game.
They're just going to be in my camps per month.
he dies surely he dies yes bro oh my god we're gonna go down here I'm sure the
worst flash ever got lucky with my Q sorry brown emoji yo what are the changes
also a smurf seven and one and he's sniping
Yeah, I'm reporting died
Yo, I'm gonna force a rip tarot cuz I'm tilted I'm gonna force a rip tarot cuz I'm tilted
Okay, does that count at the oh and 16 box soon? Yes, oh, yes
Yeah, this shit's so over I
I just forced a rip tarot.
Yep, there it is.
Perfect time.
Woo, he gets it!
Yeah!
F!
F!
Nice.
I forced a rip tarot.
He flies over the wall when the rip tarot is 1 HP and steals it because he's huge.
Well back-to-back streams that this guy's so cringe, bro
Disgusting fucking game nocturns literally ending hold up
Give me that fucker
Wait hold up
Nice oh my god
hold up oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god come back drag drag drag
fucking out motherfucker drag drag drag drag drag
wall lovin'able wall lovin'able wall lovin'able cinema games cinema games cinema games cinema games
yo can somebody come to the fucking dragon we're coming up coming up coming up yeah
i have no smite but it's okay i guess not sure it's dead it doesn't matter
I
Said honk edge killable, bro. Yo, can we kill this fucker? Can we kill the time catch? Yeah
Yeah, everyone just fight him. We need to shut down
There's always around five of us, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, he cannot survive five of us
Yeah, oh wait a minute. Oh one of them one of them. Yeah one of those
No, it's not.
Alright, come on, come on.
Well, I just got so much gold, I just got so much gold.
Nocturne's invading me, but I'm gonna back real quick.
Please let me back, I swear to God if I don't back.
Nocturne's here.
Oh my God, one Q train, I have 3,000 gold.
I have 3,000 gold, I have 3,000 gold, I have 3,000 gold.
Okay
Well nocturne falls off and we're gonna scale okay. Yep
Now we just play smart as fucking win this game literally roll. Oh my god. I do so much damage right now, bro
I do so much damage
Kale's like hitting my camps
So delinquent Kale player
We don't need to fight if there's no fucking objectives like that I hate this game
just wait till there's a death rate
I might be able to kill Karthus
Give me those guns!
Come on come on come on come on come on
Come on come on where you at?
Karman down
Did Trin or no?
Triple kill, triple kill, triple kill, triple kill, triple kill.
Trin or? Trin is here.
Yo, they-
MOVE UP AND PICK IT BACK!
And this is why I love you, right here, chat.
This is why I love you.
Cause now I'm big.
i might be a troll.
i might be a troll.
chelizot chelizot chelizot.
i'm gonna push one more wave mr grili.
10 more deaths and she gets the 0 and 16 buff.
Kale, you're the worst human being ever.
You're literally a horrible person.
You have no CS and you're blaming your teammates.
You're the worst human to ever walk the planet.
Kale, literally.
I fucking hate you.
Another piece of shit top laner.
Yeah, can we jump the nocturne maybe?
Oh no, damn kent is here.
Put a lock in lock in.
I wish you just don't right there
You all I wish you just don't right there
C'mon man!
Let's go!
Let's win, let's win, let's win, let's win
Yeah, what did I build?
Ability BC
Ability BC
Oh my god, oh my god
DRAG! DRAG! DRAG!
Yes, yes, yes, take everything!
Take everything, it's all yours
So give me that drag!
Back first, right?
Back first then drag if you want if you want come on come on
Well, you could have lost the shit out of her fucker now. I didn't even see our day backs
This kills the worst human of all time by the way, I hate I want drag I want drag I'm gonna get a super drag
I can watch him slight
Nope, nevermind. I'm not gonna get up. No
Yeah
This game is ours. Let's go to triple kills in one game
I'm huge right now, bro. I'm huge. I'm huge. I'm huge. I'm huge
Report cable out of a x9 Mikhail before you believe it's got the worst person ever walked the planet
Another piece of shit top laner. I mean this game does not change
Oh, how do you survive
Me 500 gold me 500 gold
Yo, I'm nine times important this person. Okay. Yep X nine the Cal. Yep. This guy's a horrible human
I fucking love you that's the only
I know what let's go fucking go that's a
fucking you know now let's turn this
into a gold bag
let's go let's go let's go let's go I
might slice this nocturne's head off
Yeah, they're running after Kale.
Normal back out, back out, back out, back out.
does it look bad pretty much that way hold up hold up jitty master jitty fuck
off my board and I'm out not turned dead
I kept going China shaman got scared
I need to buy that a black two thousand gold and being greedy I'm gonna back in
Get in the back, get in the back.
Fuck him up, Jixi, this game is yours and it's true.
Let's go.
Yo, I'm on this full crit bill.
Ah!
Ah!
Let's go.
What's on full crit?
I know these fuckers are gonna die!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Oh my, they have a game on their hands.
Jixi, we have a fucking game on our hands.
Oh my, I do so much fucking damage.
I do so much fucking damage
Kale's just dying again for no reason
Just hit the minions big bro. Stop playing. It's not that hard trust me. Yep. Steal my grok. I'll put my okay
Just hit the minion big bro
This game is not hard. I promise just hit the minion you are ass. You're sorry as fuck
They all have this weird fixation with like trying to like have presents and they all suck
I got like randomly 3d one in my own base
Is everybody stop?
They're ending, they're ending, they're ending, they're ending, come back, they're ending, they're ending, they're ending, come back.
Did Shacoos- oh yes at all!
Yes, yes, you are.
But I don't know how long ago it was, but you gotta go that, like fight now, fight now, fight now.
Go, Aquaman! Go, Aquaman!
Go, Aquaman!
Wait, I'm gonna go!
What are you doing?
What are you fucking doing?
What are you fucking doing?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's
go, let's go.
Drag, brother.
Drag has your name on it.
Let's go.
They're all dead for 30 seconds.
Go do drag.
Okay, let's go I'm going
You gotta get there not to could be there not to be there bro now that we're on it
They should hold your smile you ready to get ready to get ready for flight
Yes, bro, there I want fucking bear right now. I want bear
if they try to fight this they're all dead
I have no smile barra
Bammu, do you want to kill it Ch arena?
What?
No, no don't kill it, the end of the team
They're throwing to inner spot.
Oh god.
You should not have laughed at me.
You should not have laughed at me.
Well bro I just, calm catches on our thing.
But why was, I don't understand, why was your back faster than mine?
Like why did my back take so long?
Nah, no but why did mine take like five seconds?
You can't flip, you can't flip.
Hey but shouldn't that be a, shouldn't that be a two second back in my tweaking?
no it is fast but you can't do that thing so we got a dragon here yeah we're
good we're good
so Kayla's scaling two we have Baron this is good brother this is good they have
Baron right now
I'm literally just gonna peel you. You're like huge.
That's the Muda I know! That's the M-
Quadrant! Quadrant! Quadrant!
And the fucking AAAAAAAA-
Wow, wow. And the-
Muda, that was crazy. That ass.
Three triple kills and one quadra kill.
Brochette, you know something I would turn this whole day around would be a random, like, double LP for no reason.
A random ass double LP for no reason.
To the shit back up.
I'm gonna take a piss. I'm gonna take a piss. I'm gonna take a piss. I'm gonna take a piss.
Yeah, Chad, that's okay. We are now, I think six off.
Dude, Muda just hypercarried.
So I think we're six off, yeah?
She'll do anything for a Klondike.
Yeah, I think we're six off, bro.
Bro, I want to just get a good Yi game in, bro.
I want to get a game largest scale.
I'm just going to start picking last and then see if I like Warwick or Yi more.
Dude, Muda actually just hypercarried.
Like we were so out of that game.
We were so out of that game.
And then Muda got that one triple kill, then that second triple kill, then a quadra.
Like Muda actually just moved off.
I'm holding fucking shit up.
That was huge.
That was huge, that was huge.
I think I'm six wins off now, no?
Am I seven wins off or six?
Bro, I feel like I'm like seven wins off.
Well, I'm sober, 254 LP.
So, bro, that's 146 LP, 146 divided by 22.
146 divided by 22.
And if I went out like I might get 23 146 divided by 22 6.6 wins
6.6 wins
So I still need seven wins, bro
Hide client bro. I have a long ass about it. Did you do you ready? Yeah, come on. Come on. Come on
Well, I wasn't fucking flow state that game. Oh once Yone has a hundred print dude, it's over. It's fucking over
It's over it's actually over bro. You know, it's really similar to he I'm not even kidding like with his the way he swipes in and then just murders everyone
Like dude what what is that mood up when you knock everybody out, that's your are right
I have a Q 3 that knocks everyone up and I also have an R that knocks everyone up
I have two abilities that do that
Well that game was peak bro. I think I like three triples in one quadra
Holy shit. Oh, no, I'm silver 275 LP chat. I'm actually six out. I'm six wins out
I'm two wins off my peak LP
What how much are you getting a game 18? Oh?
For 20 shit, how do I see that? How do I see that?
Fuck
I think I get a big guy 20 20 20 20 20
I'm not even kidding guys, I'm actually six out, I'm six out.
Dude, I'm six out, I feel like three or four as well, that's pretty close, bro, all right.
I don't think it's Bambi lost.
I'm gonna do the Jedi Wic.
Yeah, but I actually lowkey like you on uh, but actually I'm not gonna lie, no no no.
Bro you did this one play, I don't even know if you, I don't even think you knew what you
did.
But the karma was gonna stun you and you went inside of her with your like ability.
Yeah, fuck that does.
But you, dude, like, the thing about Yi is like sometimes you don't even have to like,
Bro, you can, with Yi, you can look, oh my god, I banned Yi, that's perfect.
You can look better than you actually are.
Like if you Q at the right time, dude, there was like a TikTok clip when I was playing Yi,
I didn't cage your reaction to it.
But I Q'd or something to dodge like a Morgana root, and they're like, wow, he's already
doing that.
And I'm like, dude, I'm just literally button mashing.
No, I feel that though.
But I just don't win with Yi, Yi is like, I don't know, my win percentage with Yi is
not good.
I think if I win one more game, I'll have like a 50 probably my warwick is a 61 though. My warwick is so high
Reverse the report right now says KO 1v9. Yo, KO 1v9. Muto's the reason we won
I'm not reversing the report that kale is a piece of shit
Yeah, I need to get fucking banned that guy's a fucking piece of garbage every top lane is a piece of shit on this game
Well that shut down that I got one is the game. I'm not even trolling that shut down. What is the game?
Yep
No, bro, Muda you actually just went off bro like genuinely good shit
Thank you, 20 thank you 20 thank you twin chat. What do I want to cat arena? Do I use exhaust or ignite? Oh?
That was unintentional chat. That's what I just said night. Okay, you guys have the comprehension skills in the fourth grader
That's what I just said. I said with you you can unintentionally look good
I wouldn't be not intentional. It's what I just said,
athwa. But I got played so much like nowadays,
like when I'm approaching a Lux or a Morgana,
like I just saved my Q because the only way they escape is if they root.
But yeah, I don't know. Yi did get a buff though.
Hey, chat, what did they buff about Yi?
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, you're laning against a platinum.
Wow, I've never played a flat before.
Wait, this is such a weird lobby though.
It's just silver too in a flat.
There's two silvers, two golds in a flat.
The plot's gonna get logged.
I just don't know how to play against this character, bro.
He's hard, she's hard to play against.
Wait, but dude, what is Taliyah I've never even I've never even played Taliyah. It's like flat players play this character, bro
It's so aids bro. It's so fucking aids
What is her kit
Like she bull and she like earth bends bro like she fucking just shoot a bunch of rocks at you
She stops my like she's really stops my dash. She makes my dash completely useless
They have a silver 3 set. How are they even in a game together?
Well, because the silver, oh, I think we might be versing a smurf.
Go to the set above his thing, see that little star hover over it.
And it'll say climbing players. So this player's like climbing through the ranks very fast.
Well, all that just means he was like gold last season and didn't play.
So he's just shedding on bronze.
I guess true. I guess true.
that books too
Like you never do bad on Warwick yeah, I know it's either you do really really good or you do like medium
Which is so good like yeah, it's either like you ship the bed and we fucking get fucked or we just
Instantly ready to drop 30 kills. There's no in between on yeah
So much more fun though, bro when you're like when you're like six and oh with ye
I can't even explain it, bro
It actually feels like you're ejaculating when you're like six and oh with ye in your full build
Well, I probably feel like what Yone feels like you just can't die. Yeah, and I could just you I can queue inside
Anyone's body and just rip their head off
Our ties that said no idea how to play this lane
Uh, he gets sailed, but...
I didn't sell him.
She's a mage and her R is a global wall, Muda.
wall. Mooda.
Oh, Taliyah?
Yeah, yeah.
Back in.
I
Nice
Lock in for you. You're going off now. You're going out. I'm locked. I just bought that first game
I needed like a
needed a warm up you're better be going off bro
minus one cannon though minus one cannon all geology take a kill every day of the
week
Which I exhaust is so much better than I expected.
Ooh this looks like a gank.
Yo they have no ADC, it's like a cat arena and a fucking thrash for thrash, I hate thrash.
This is definitely a gank.
Nice flash idiot.
Oh, she's just tanking.
I'm jungling against a Cho'Gath.
Yo, Moon, I killed the Thresh.
Pretty good start.
We're gonna kill?
Yeah, I killed the Thresh.
Nice, bro.
We're both up and down.
Yup.
There's a good gank.
Alright.
Because I ganked chat, I can't double-scut.
Yup.
So, Molochomp with Cho'Gath!
Moon up!
Oh
No, I died here, bro
Do that do that my my in that scenario when it's like hold up. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Come on, please come on, please. I can dab you
Muda when you're at about the four minute mark or I should say like 330 the jungler is always going to be done with this Scott
He's going to be looking at a mid game. So just keep that in mind
Yeah, I don't know like 330 is like when you should be the most scared of like that
You shouldn't be like under their turret because like if I'm jungling against you and you're on a turret. I'm just gonna
good chicken good chicken still fucking locked right now one long locked yo I
feel like we should go drag here you have so much prior mood if you want to
go drag I'll keep farming if you don't want to
if you want you can get dragged joga at this one hp he has to be back
yeah but what is he doing
mr gritty mr gritty
Oh, if I swear dude.
He was one hit bro, I wonder if I could have won that differently.
I wanna look on a dragon so bad in attack.
I'm gonna smite back and then probably go drag.
So I wanna get my tier one boots.
I don't really know if drags...
I still have no R. They're going, they're on drag because the Thresh just went, they
gotta be on drag. They gotta be on drag. No, they're not. I don't think we can drag
because bot's under turret and you're back. We can't drag. Jemmy can't drag, we can't
track. Bop's under turret. I want to get scuttle and then what's it called get my R and then
I can maybe gank set.
Bader up, mooda, Bader up, Bader up please.
Okay, okay, okay.
Done!
Come on!
Bro, yes bro.
You like that CC?
Like that stun there?
That's the duo shit, good shit, mooda.
That's great stun, kid!
No.
I might be able to kill the sat in a second here, too.
Oh no.
Bomb definitely gonna kill sat.
I might be able to kill the sat in a second or two. Oh, no, I'm definitely gonna kill set
Yeah, yeah
It's up. Come here set
You're sad
Yo low key I should back and go drag I'm gonna back by drag. What are you down?
Uh, I don't have ulti but I'm down. I mean they have bot-file. They have bot-file?
Yeah, our bot lane is pigs. Like low-key, bro. I'm down to give this drag.
Yeah, give, give, give, give, give, give, because I'm just gonna do top the bot.
Because, Bull, I'm in a really good position to take the top lane.
Oh, I'm gonna, dude, actually, you know, it's over. Just give them the dragon. It doesn't even matter.
Because bot's just getting like, I don't know, they're not even getting gapped. It's just, they're just under turret.
So it makes this dragon sketchy.
Oh my god dude, if we win this game, when we win this game I'm gonna be so happy bro.
Yo, there's a little thing they're doing drag right now. Like, bot is shoved right now, and...
Bro, push mid back a little bit, and then maybe we can become a drag.
Down, down, down, down.
I'm fucking ginormous. I'm literally ginormous.
No, no, I do a lot of damage right now.
They're saying they should do drag, and then you can void.
Ignore the chat, bro. The chat does not know anything.
I'm talking about like the games, the games, they're picking us.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
Oh, God.
It's time.
I got the Taliyah.
That area, focus the cat, focus the cat.
I'll drive now you can drive go drive drive drive you should drive you should drive
Muda I'm fighting all this games over
It's right walking on drive
So guys behind you and cats behind you cats is really low. They're not gonna fight you. It's actually yours. Yeah, I have I have um smite too
5 and up just a perfect fucking game!
Let's go, let's go.
Well I love your whirlwind bro, I love your whirlwind.
Thank you bro.
It's all about just good, good decisions bro, good, safe, consistent decisions.
It's time to get out of silver bro.
Let's go.
Bro the best thing about Warwick Chat is his fear I swear.
His R is like pretty on and off.
It's always easy to dodge if people are like smart, but um, his fear is so good.
It's why he's such a strong champ.
That's nice.
No, she's blind there.
It's like, uh, I'm ganking the cat.
This could be huge.
by the way if I get this
I don't care about your wave, I'm 5-0
fuck yourself
I don't care about your wave
you're horrible
it's my wave now pussy boy
you are literally trash
I am the wind condition
I'll take your wave whenever I want to
You dog shit bitch.
NOOOOO!
Oh.
Chogath just lifesteal?
What even was that?
I don't- I don't know, bro.
He's stuck in.
We need so- so fucking kill him for me, please.
Aw.
He's still gonna die.
Yes!
And you got his flash out.
Oh my god, bro.
I love you, bro.
I actually love you, bro.
Yo, like, yo, bot lane.
If I- If I'm 6-0, like, you're giving me your goddamn minions.
I don't give a fuck about your minions.
Honestly.
You're sorry as shit.
This guy's TPing behind me so long.
This could be a really smart gank.
This could be a good gank.
Picking him so he knows.
What's up?
What's upset?
Oh, that's a broken champion bro, that's a broken champion wait, that's a broken champion
Dude, I had to dodge his thing. No, I gave away shut down to set. No, I had to dodge
his thing. You know what it was? No chat. I should have never ganked my pig teammate
without my R. That's all me. I should have never ganked my pig teammate. It always comes
down to safe consistent decisions man so all this game is I should have never
ganked
but yeah I bought cloth armor I didn't even know what the fuck my next item
should have been IE I don't know I mean I guess I guess they could help against
cat maybe
Yeah, my teammate just went in so early. I don't know. That's just bad. That's huge.
Don't know if I didn't.
Chug apps here.
Sup Chug App.
How's it hangin'?
I just want to take that.
That is a dragon if I've ever seen one.
I'm gonna drag him, drag him.
Yeah, down, down, down, down, down.
Take your time, no rush.
They're just they're just gaps, bro. That's nothing to do against me
My god, like actual fucking
Dude, like I don't know I'm close to it right now, bro. I'm fucking close. Yeah. Are you a little state?
I mean do check the leaderboard. What do you think? Oh my god. Hey, and why is this the boys are back in town boys back in town
Dad it's looking like a gold push man
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, I got it.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
They're here.
They're here.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
Oh, the chugging.
Bruce, that is so broken.
What is that?
What are you about?
Come on, Muda.
There it is, Ahmed!
I don't have the wrist.
I don't have the wrist.
I don't have the wrist.
Pick up the eye.
Walk into it.
Walk into it.
I am.
I think they took it.
I think you got it.
I think they took it.
I think they took it.
I think they took it.
I think they took it.
I think you got it. I think you got it. No, I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Oh
My god, bro. Maul did a double kill. No, it's a double kill
shot boy
So did we get it or did they get it?
I don't know how do you know they got it. They got it. They got it. They got it. They got it
Terak said jungle and mid gap low keep
I think I should have built LDR and I'm not going to lie.
I
So that's that on my screen
Can we just sit on my screen brother. G. Wait collapse this life. Sure is sweet man life. Sure is sweet
Oh god not this fucker again
Yeah, bitch! Sit down, Seth, little bitch!
Bitch.
Bitch.
Well, when we don't get a Streamsniper, the game is just clear and trial.
Literally.
We're all up in his camps.
My favorite thing ever is when I'm already, whoa, whoa, whoa, threats is here, it's when
I'm already gapping a jungler and then...
I'm here.
Oh, I'm here.
You guys are actually insane.
You pushed this fucking wave.
Katerina, Katerina, Katerina, Katerina.
Auto win simulator all the way to gold, baby.
Auto win simulator all the way to gold.
Let's go!
Oh my god.
Well, there's not a better feeling when you're playing good and you're doing was playing good
You're fucking do all carrying the fucking lobby. Yeah, holy shit
I'm gonna collapse like a 30 seconds dragon 30 seconds
I'm gonna play safe for drag, okay
Fuck this ass fuck this ass fuck this ass
What a bitch
Nice nice nice nice nice nice
Nice yeah, I'm going up to this blue buff. I'm going right up to this blue buff
I'm gonna ping every idiot we have to this dragon
Why are you fighting before the dragon?
Oh my king bro
Yeah, that was on ironically terrible
that was horrible bro that was really fucking horrible um I feel like we should
give well the only one who died that's good let me know you guys can kill the
drag
be careful though well can you grab dragon just run away I flashed out that's
fine that's why I'm back in that they lost one kill we got dragged bro that's
That's fine. That's fine.
I'll take that any day.
I'll take that any fucking day.
Wait, but why don't you just go right to the drag, bro?
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
It's just, it's so pointless.
Give me a sat. I fucking don't want you sat!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell you it's cool. I mean it's a 2v2 we have two people dead
They have one but it doesn't matter. There's one bot one mid sets that cat's up. Let's go stunning the things
I'm cute I'm gonna be cute yo you need to be taking the one thing because you get them you get yours off. Yeah, no just bait me
I told you.
I told you, I told you, I told you.
Told you, boy.
That's it.
Now I have that dance.
Gidge.
Let's go.
Gidge.
I gotta just hit, like, I gotta take this blue buff and then I can back and then get
my death stance.
I have some strengths on the back of my head.
I'd have to have stance.
There's literally no objective, just push waves and chill.
Yeah.
We have three dragons, they cannot win this, they're in a hole.
Okay, he's actually inside of this.
Oh my god, that was so badly played.
BT, I think I build BT now.
Cause yeah, I mean BT, BT or LDR.
And I think that's just BT all day.
We're going for a little invade here.
Yeah, I like BT here. Let's do BT.
I can just tear it to the only.
It's a good invade.
Kill the tally.
Thanks for the blue buff.
Cho'Gath slid to the inhale right now.
Run away bitch.
That was such a good feeling.
He watches me take his camp.
Cho'Gath blinding you.
That's not good.
Okay.
Let's, uh, let's shovel fuck out.
We have a dragon in a minute. Let's just chill out
You have a dragon in a minute just
Another dog shift team
Shit never really this shit never ends man. I swear. I'm gonna turn this set maybe
Yeah, come on now
No, no, no, no, let's look at the boss. It's so pointless bro. We have dragon in 50. Just chill
Yeah, I like the game for plus. I'm gonna back it by an animal
All that matters is this dragon in 50. I'm gonna talk about folk there in the dragon
Just literally perfect product productivity this game
Literally a perfect jungling game
I'm gonna go top to bottom the dragon
Okay, Chad the LDR is good
Yeah, love dial-in. Let's go
Dragon 20 this is so all right. I'm going right to it
Come on
I'm gonna ping every pig we have do not fight before the dragon fall back
What the fuck is kaisa doing I don't know oh my god get in here bitch
Oh no.
Hold it all one shot. What the fuck?
Another pod.
Why is Kaisa in the plane?
Kaisa literally dying in game.
Oh.
Blephard?
You're such a pig! You're 0-3! Just let Dynac carry! Go die in the Dragon Pit!
I got a 4 man ult, why is our ADC top lane doing nothing?
This guy is so retarded bro.
Bro that we did good there bro, I mean I ulted 4 people, I got a 4 man ult bro, but Kaisa
is just, I don't know bro.
My side has muted themselves and won't be able to type in chat.
You look kind of happy this way.
Okay, that is because I took her waves?
Ow.
Well, I mean, if she's just literally the worst person ever, then there's nothing I can do.
Yeah, I took her waves because I gagged her lane five fucking times and killed everyone!
I killed that and I killed Katarina and I've got so many bots yo Baron is yours sex dead
Well, why is it me? I don't know
Yeah, tell us but tell us but it's a 43. It's a 43 max
Shred Baron Shred Baron
Alright chat, last item LBR I think, because they're all ADs, so last item LBR, oh my god,
yeah last item LBR.
Yeah, just stay near each other, honestly.
We just got Baroned so that's good.
Well, me and you can fight anything as long as we're together, me and you
Okay, no objectives up. All right, I'm just gonna stick next to you, okay
Nice, how's it going Kat? Good morning. Good morning Kat
get that head fuck it get that head too
it's a 5v4 it's a 5v4, they can't do shit
oh no
is everything on me?
Can we chill?
yeah i think in fact you're right
i actually don't know what the middle of a myth is
I don't know it's close
Back up back up back up. Oh, bro. Are we in there?
I'm gonna go pee. Good luck. I hate this fucking game. Drag the 40 seconds
I
Dude how does Jinxie going pee when there's drag up in 20 seconds, what the fuck
I just lost drag, fuck it.
Jigsie goes AFK on a fucking dragon.
What the fuck?
Where's Jigsie?
What the fuck?
The beast grow stronger.
What are you doing?
We just lost track!
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck?!
I'm diving the Thalia.
God she has this cringe.
KS? Hey Kaisa, you finally killed somebody.
Not really. KS, but...
But
You gotta wait for the minion ways
I
Watch out watch out
I'm the best over in the world
I'm the best over in the world
Why the fuck would you want to get pissed me with a game bro? What does that fight? I had to be there. I had to be I
Had to be you know you had 60,000 damage. Oh my gosh, bro. Yes, bro
You're actually like the truth like I'm not even kidding. You're actually my god
Bro, we started that game so good. I don't know what the fuck happened at the end chat. That's a good asking
Well, all it was was like I wasn't droning good enough in the team fight
But I was also just pinging the Kaiser when you guys started to fight. So I don't I mean
It's just like, you know, man, I don't know
I know like people that play League aren't real human beings or something
I think it's all just like robots from the CIA to like ruin your life
but it's like if you're in a 5v5 scenario and you have a
a gigantic warwick and a gigantic yone who ping dragon 95 times.
Why the fuck are you toppling doing nothing?
He like hit wolves, hit a minion wave, then backed in a bush.
It's like you're 0 and 3.
All you have to do is just sit on the back line and get like,
I don't know, five or 10k damage in this team fight.
But you're literally just not, you're not a human.
Whoever that Kaisa is, is not a human being.
It's like, you know, and I heard Tyler one say this and it's the best quote ever being carried actually takes skill
Like being carried. Yeah, you have to like learn not to it's while you're down, bro
You have to learn how to carry, you know
No, I mean like literally like the art of just being carried is a skill like
It's um, I'm like at the time of this fight. I'm like 11 and one you're like a 12 and 2 what?
JC what the fuck were you doing? What do you mean in this clip? What clip?
What clip? Oh my god, bro. What were you doing here? Put it in this chair. I'm a little bit of a
me chair what the fuck
are you watching yeah but we're fighting this entire time you explain me what
the fuck you are doing here fighting fighting fighting we're all fighting
we're fighting fighting fighting fighting we're still fighting fighting
fighting fighting fighting fighting
four man all fighting fighting fighting
what the fuck
yeah this one's on me
I wasn't locked I wasn't locked this one's on me
this one's on me I was just mad at the kaiser sorry
no no boo oh my god
yo bro relax man I had a good game you little fucker
Dude, that wasn't a good game, but Bulldecker had lost us the game!
I invited you, I invited you, I invited you.
Wait, these players do not have the same game version as the party owner.
Make sure everyone has the newest version by restarting clients.
I gotta restart, restart, restart.
Oh, there's an update.
Wait, there's a new update?
Wait, is this voice comms?
No, there's no way. Wait, I'll be back. One second. I'm gonna get a coffee.
Chat, is this the voice comms? Or no, what type of update is this chat?
What is this? Is this voice comms?
Bro was just enjoying the view. He was enjoying the view in that clip.
Chat, me and Jixie are looking at a roll right now. Wallah. Holy.
Chet, when are they gonna drop a Hall of Legends Yone skin, bro?
Chet, I'm gonna go grab a snack. I'm gonna grab chips or something.
I'm gonna grab chips or something. I'm gonna grab chips or something.
I'm gonna grab chips. I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go back.
Hello, can you see me, bro?
I don't know.
help you. Someone said it's a
Yone nerf. He became an AP
champ. What the fuck?
Hmm.
What's up? Since when the fuck
were protein chips?
Yamuda. Yeah. Why is that when
I have like a bad moment in a
team fight? It's like the end of
And then we die deep dive and then I say my bad, but also like Kaisa was just being a pig anyways
But on top of that
But then when you when we're pinging a dragon three times and then you're under mid turret for no reason when they're leaving the nexus
And then get your head cut off you go. Ah, we got caught. We got caught like fucker come to the fucking dragon
When there's 15 seconds on a dragon, that is the only thing you should be worried about
in that exact situation.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yo, my chat has a chair emo and they're calling it average jinxy stream.
Guys, I'm just getting coffee, I'm getting coffee going.
Yo, low key don't queue for a sec, like low key just chill, chill.
Yo, what was the uptick?
What was the uptick?
Apparently, it's some hotfix or some shit for another, it was not, it was TFT.
I don't even know what the fuck TFT is.
Dude chat if I win this I'll be up a highest LP ever and I think I'll be if I win this I think I'm three off
Let me see
Or no if I win this I think I'm five off that was a good ass game for me and you bro, no all games say
Bro I'm chatting literally I'm not gonna lie from the bottom of my heart while like the deserve gold
Well, bro, I was the second highest performer in that lobby behind you and you were you were flat. I mean
That's crazy, bro. No, I think I do deserve low gold like honestly
Bro, all of our lobbies are gold lobbies like I'm jungling against golds every game and I do fine
And you're not just holding your weight like you're you're carrying though
No, but yeah, it's not zero accountability like guys. I'm taking accountability for the team fight
I don't know why I have to take accountability
500 times like listen, I took this fucking chat. I took accountability. I said and I quote
I baited in that teamfight. I that was on me. I baited I played like shit
Also, though Kaisa being out of position was not helping the team fight anyways
So both things can be correct at the same time
Two things can be correct at the same time second
I said Muto when we're pinging a dragon 90 times and they're just leaving the Nexus get on the fucking dragon
And the mood is like, ah, we got caught as he's under a turret.
Like, I can fuck up and so can Muda.
Ah, yeah.
Fuckers.
We can both fuck up.
We're both new to League.
Bro, protein chips are so good, bro.
Lose equals tilt rage.
Win equals tilt rage.
It's not tilt rage.
I'm about to be at gold, bro.
I don't care.
Literally, if we win this next game, Muda, I'll be at my highest LP I've ever been.
I'm 6 LP off my highest LP.
Wait, I thought you already picked silver 1 though.
Yeah, I picked silver 1, 3 LP. Right now I'm silver 2, 97.
Like, I'm literally gonna hit gold.
Yo, if I'm 100, no, Muda, I'm 4 off. I'm 4 off. I'm not even kidding.
4 off what?
I'm 4 off gold.
Did I get double LP for that? Why did I shoot up so much?
No, I'm 4 off.
103 divided by 22.
I'm actually four wins off goal.
You're gonna have to queue two games, tell me.
That's fine.
No, I'm 4.6 off, dammit.
Bro, I'm 4.6 off.
Fine, bro, when I get flat,
I'm just gonna run a game down,
lock on the Yasuo, empty game,
and then Tunduk will get to you again.
I'm gonna wash, ah.
Yo, can I see the patch notes?
Is there a link to the patch notes, please?
I want to see the patch notes your bladder is smarter than your penis.
Okay.
I'm not chat.
So nobody can fuck up, but you question mark, because you ran it like a bitch.
Every time someone makes a mistake.
Um,
low W said more key underscore are.
So I'm going to talk slowly so your brain can understand it.
Morky, I fucked up multiple times that game.
Every time I play a game of League of Legends,
I probably make 99 mistakes in a 30-minute span.
The problem is, you guys only ever talk about my mistakes.
You never talk about anybody else's mistakes,
and it's the most annoying thing ever.
There was people in this chat who were
defending Kaisa being top lane in that team fight.
I saw like three people defending her.
It's like, you're all sex offenders.
Literally if you're defending kaisa for not participating in a team fight after getting pinged 20 times and not sitting behind her
Two most fed players, which is warwick and yonah, then you're a sex offender if you're defending that
I'm just talking about how every time I play any game my chat doesn't talk about anybody else's mistakes
But mine I've said 5,000 times every time I load into a league game. I make a hundred mistakes
So do my teammates, but you guys only talk about my mistakes again
name a game where I've been the 10th performing player in a lobby. Let's go. Second, seventh,
this one doesn't come up. Second, fifth, seventh. Second, second, seventh, sixth. MVP, eighth. Second,
eighth, second MVP. Ninth. In my last like 20 games, I haven't been 10th once. But you guys act
like I'm 10th every time. Oh, have us got the patch notes.
Bard gets a buff. Cassiopeia, what did you do? I'm going to look at ye. Adam, ye gets armor growth.
Ye drew the short end of the stick. Where are you guys seeing this?
I'm going to read speed, but Flix from earlier this year to double strike interactions while the actual impact for most rage blade users was minor.
So, Chad, this is R, is this R getting above?
So, Chad, is this R getting above?
No, his armor is getting above and his are damn.
I might get some yee games going
Over you got both
Bro yee has more armor and he has his R gives him a little bit faster movement speed
I told you guys yee was a weak champion. I told you. I said yee was a weak champion 5,000 times
Cuz bro, just understand gaming when I played warwick
I could 1v1 anyone when I played yee I would lose every 1v1
He's just a weak-ass champion.
In the first 10 minutes, Yi was like a middle schooler in a college basketball game.
Yo, Moody, I'm going to get my coffee, and then I'm good to go.
Just give me another minute or two.
Okay.
Yeah, I want to order food, but what food do I order?
order.
Got Chick-fil-A, Chipotle, Firehouse subs, Subway.
What am I in the mood for here?
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Use my nose to smell them all.
Um, I don't know, I think my nose is smelling the sub.
Yeah, I'm going to order the sub.
Smoked turkey titties with a Diet Coke.
Chat, smoked turkey titties with a Diet Coke.
Chat, Diet Coke or Coke Zero, what's better?
Diet Coke or Coke Zero, what's better?
Coke Zero has cancer. What?
No, I'm not even kidding.
Master Yi in the first 10 minutes of any fight was a bad engagement.
Unless somebody was one else.
Thank you.
But I'm literally like four slash five wins off of it.
If I get double LP soon here, this could be crazy.
Like I could just like randomly.
I got my plot.
Well, I got my plot off a double LP.
You just have to like play to the time machine, bro.
Bro, if I- Oh my god, it's the fight! It's the fight which leads us not a snipe!
It's the fight which leads us not a snipe!
Yeah, that means we were like the last dudes in the lobby, eh?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'll swap the support.
I'm gonna swap the top.
Top.
And you, uh, swap with me.
We're literally like four slash five wins off cold. We'll see if we get double P. What is that you trying to swap or no?
Wait, the bottom laner wants to swap mid with me. I think he got auto filled.
I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie, but I'm not going to lie, but I'm not going
to lie, but it's just like 10 times worse than the average laner.
Like I feel like bots, like I feel like every top laner is better than bot laner.
Jungle is better than the bot laner every mid laner is about because think about it
Well, they have a support with them holding their hand 24-7
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you ganking bot is like so easy because they're just so unaware all the time
I swear, they're just so fucking unaware
Well, I mean, I don't know because like
Also, bro, if you play support, you're just oh my god, you're such a fucking cock
Especially the ones with the stuns, bro. The ones that like stun you, bro
Yeah, I feel like a Leona or a Thrasch like you're literally just a loser, bro
Yeah, you're telling me you roll out of bed
You go through your whole entire day whether it's school work, whatever
You load up your PC in the nighttime to play support and let another man farm minions in front of you
And you just sit there in the corner
I could never be a support player on top of this.
Dude, how's that fun?
Your whole entire game is just to set up kills.
How is that fun?
That is so boring.
Chat, what is this?
So it's, what, it's Ari?
Ari bot?
Ari bot with Jhin, Briar jungle, Leblanc mid,
Olaf top.
Oh my god, I'm missing Leblanc, bro.
only in this elo. I mean chat you guys keep this moving the goalpost like you know what elo do we have to get you for there to be any respect.
Not this elo bro I guarantee you like. Yeah I mean what are you talking about challengers sure I'm sure a challenger I'm just saying.
People play ADC so they can blame support their copes people play support so they can cut other people's kills.
period and mortalize you know what's funny is the only lane I respect is mid lane mood I'm not even getting I actually hate top laners
no top laners it's either it's like they in like if they die they just they just in
they've never carried all day today they don't carry they just in all they do is
in that's all top lane is they in complain oh my god if this is the clad I got
from earlier it's over this guy was the worst human ever
welcome to summoner's friend
well i'm letting it's an arry
oh he's kind of ass
minions have spawned
oh chat arry fleet worth d shield right
but yeah like the thing is i agree like playing support is like playing point guard in the nba
for sure but the problem is it's the way the support champs are designed. Like Leona has
so much presence you can never fight her ever so she can just run around inside of your
nutsack the whole time. Diamond plus masters is real late league bro when I get to diamond
or masters you guys are just gonna say
NA NA NA
So like should I skip this kit? No I can't
That'd be so brain dead
God I kinda wanna gank this though
I mean, what would a challenger do?
What would a challenger do?
Yeah, bitch.
Get the fuck off my gaaaart!
The fuck off my gaaaart!
And if you say why Flash, Clyde would have died if I didn't Flash.
Bitch.
So my Flash saved Kled's life, literally.
No, literally.
Chad, if I ever got to diamond, you guys would just say NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA! NA!
Uhhh...
Where is my cloth, man?
get the briar
why am I ganking that
they already got the fucking kill jakes
and ally has been slain
why am I ganking that
literally
oh my god bro
Alright, Jixi, this game is going to be a little tougher a little bit, unless our team
actually has brains and they can like help us.
Skip, skip, skip, skip.
Next option.
teammate I've had today has been absolutely horrible
yo how does clad work he has like this little purple health
actually still don't like when he mounts his uh like dragon or whatever
Chad if you play clad please explain how he works please if you play clad
what's his purple bar what is that does he have two lives
I'm about to cut this Briar's fucking head off.
Now this could be a huge in, but I gotta limit test.
No, I fucking fucking...
Bitch.
Dogshit bitch.
Dogshit fucking bitch.
Jungle gaff bitch.
Yeah, I'm telling you, man, we're looking like a deadly fucking duo on the Rift.
I'm just gonna be honest. This shit's gross
Yeah, I'm gonna mug that pussy keep them under turret mug that fucking pussy
Yo, I'm gonna bring it to my thing you can maybe get a potential
um um I have shit to do but yeah maybe yeah I'm gonna bring it to my I'm gonna
bring it to my like baiter okay just give me time cuz I'm like so underleveled
I don't think you should worry about me right now let me let me farm real quick
also dragons looking real sexy you actually have a human top lane this
They're the one with the pig top line. I figured it was possible. I just never saw it. Oh
Actually, no the Lux we had today was really good earlier. The Lux was so yeah, that guy was awesome
I love that guy. I hope he's doing well in life. I'm telling you what?
Can you?
I have a freeze going on right now, but I think we chucked. Wait, Briar's in the pit. Do you want to kill this Briar with me?
Move up. She's in the pit. I think we should
I'm going. Get in there. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
I don't think it was no we win the dragon and we get a triple kill our jinx bro that
was the best decision ever I just needed you to be there earlier fucker you were like so
but that was perfect bro jinx is fed the game's over
oh my god it is over
it was just unlucky because bot fully collapsed on me but then our bot
re-collapsed on them
Ryor like that's good
yes she is disgusting dude she's fucking disgusting
Ryor's R is unreal
she's actually insane
I'm going to kill the Olof.
Yes, yes, I got to fade away on that bitch.
Oh you killed her.
It's like game earlier, I think we, I think I lived.
Yeah, our bot lane is like, I'm out of me getting
mood, our bot lane is chad's this game.
Mood, our bot lanes are chad's.
I know they're doing good, they're doing good.
Honestly bro, we're an already player.
I'm honestly not, I'm not bad.
My one death with that drag.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm killing this Jett.
I'm killing the fuck out of this Jett.
Oh no, did you kill him?
Yeah, our bot lane is just chats. You know, I knew it was possible, bro.
She was chasing calling me, so I'm gonna lead game. Jason, I'm about to get gold, bro. Chill,
one. It's like the biggest day of my life, literally.
My god, oh my gosh the flyer. Oh, what's the fuck? Yep, you got to watch out for that thing
Bro briars literally insane like insane
I think we go grab here I mean you don't have to but I'm gonna go
No prior got a shutdown that actually sought
I wonder if there was a way to not die there, chat.
Look at all the blood you've spared!
Chalm's skills better, me or um...
Or Ari.
Bro got a Vajetta hairline? I don't know what that means, what does that mean? Vajetta hairline?
Does he know?
Yo, I could gank bot in the second year.
I'm gonna let him know I'm coming.
Wait, I'm ganking, come on.
I'll trade you, I'll trade you, I'll trade you, I'll trade you.
wait wait wait what should i let with art should let with art i'm so fucking unlucky man why
did my art unstun her what was that she got unstunned shut down
I don't know about a dragon right now. What do you want to do? You want dragon or no? No, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck no. I have no ults and arias and idon and bryor fed. I think we need to test second drag second drag.
Olaf is so overextended. He's going to be in a bush. I have to just get some of the sparkles going to be.
I have to just get some of the sparkles gonna be
Yeah thumbs up thumbs up this dick
Where's a re you know
Mid
I just oh my god
Yes, bro, yes, yes, yes
My god, yes, bro. Yes, got you, baby. Well, are you so hard to win this man?
Got you kid
Fuck, you're getting gapped right now, Muda?
I am, bro, already. Already, like, already is a weak point, bro.
Let's find our bots. Our bots huge, bro. Jinx is in A1.
Let's not fuck this shit up. I skill later. I skill later.
Our bot deserves a win.
Wait, Jinx said Yone can we go mid. Do you want to do that or not?
Uh, yeah, why not?
Tell him tell him so what are you gonna be bought now?
Which honestly should be easier for me, bro, I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, just get fucking mobs and said we'll be in
Can you wait can you wait can you wait in the bush? I got my buff and I leveled up off it
I'm running him down. I'm running him down. Come on. Come on. Come on.
He's dead. He's dead. Come on, baby. I have so much following you back. Wait, Brad,
chasing me down. I need to get back in a bush. Later. Better here. Better here.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
I'm actually about to get gold, holy shit.
I'm actually about to get gold.
Yo dragon 2, dragon 2.
I can gank this Olaf bro, this Olaf is so behind.
This Olaf is so behind.
Shai, am I ever stronger than fucking Argyr?
What the fuck, man?
Nice.
HIT!
So there's such a safe area of play.
Wait no no no no no back back back. Let this prior have it.
Let prior have Rift Herald. I don't give a fuck.
I just want dragon.
Yeah Warwick's an incredible champion he's so good.
Let's fucking go chat come on baby
Yo jinsman I'm ganking the gym come on come on I'm ganking the gym
damn she flashed all good she flashed at least it's mine for nothing but I have
another one already here if you want to cut her off this is already here if you
want to cut her off not a lot chill we have drag let's just play our lives for
dragon but if you like sitting a bush with me drag in a sec after you clear a
couple ways yeah I'm gonna sit in this bus drag I'm gonna dive the gym actually
yeah I'm diving the gym this is a free ass kill nice bitch bitch yo jack jack we
have to go down down down down down everybody try let's fucking go max
It's actually about to be gold, holy shit.
It's actually about Brian's Rift Tower.
Brian's literally about to die to Clad.
Your team is honestly so good at this game.
I'm not even kidding.
It's nice to have a go to that team for once.
Because bro, that's the reality of League.
It's like...
Like, you are gonna have to do most of the heavy lifting,
but on a rare, like, game...
like game you just don't have to do shit you don't have to worry about it like
when I saw jinko 5 and I'm like bro let's go well boy I'm not gonna lie though
it does feel like you do have to hyper carry mulch your games well I mean if
you want to win yeah you if you if you go negative in league you lose 90% of the
time literally but it's like my team is great but I'm still doing good like if
I was like one and six this shit's over literally
Yeah, how's that a ks of these behind us turret are you guys like idiots? How's that a kx if you escaped?
If I don't kx we don't get the kill
Glad is such a Chad a pleasure Chad
bot lane's chads like this is a good ass team I actually my favorite team of the
day by fall and I'm gonna be like we're actually getting close to gold brothers
insane
midgank looks kind of juicy right now
I'm gonna dive the gym. I'm gonna dive the gym. This is gonna be juicy
And that team's running away
I'm gonna have a war
No, I
Miss but I don't know where I don't know where already is. I'm gonna miss I gotta go to
Yo
Hey, bro, ease up on yourself. Well, you're not in for it now
Yeah, I don't want to give away a shot down though. I want to play smart
There's the shot down wait wait
Help help help somebody help me. Yes. I got away. I'm not re-engaging. I'm too low
Me look yeah, I could re-engage but I don't know
Feels like a cell
Dude, I just really don't want to give away a shot down.
Guys, we're actually about to get gold.
We're about to get gold.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god, Jinx.
I fucking love you.
Holy W.
Jinx, man!
Dude, this is just an instant Baron.
I'm not even kidding.
In the hole.
Shut down
Yo, is this Ari like invincible?
That engagement was so good and immediately it was bad!
Immediately! Cause then Jhinx died.
There's the shutdown.
It's like fucking League of Legends man, oh my god.
The engagement is so good, and then one second later, it's the worst engagement ever!
Top to bottom, do a dragon, I needed that bro, I'm not going to lie.
Alright, I'm back in the game.
By the way, if you fear fast champions, make them run away faster. That's cool.
Mo- What the f***?
They got Baron. That's not good. Yo, we need lock-in right now.
No, no, but we're so fed that it's impossible.
Dragon in 50 seconds.
I know. I'm full clearing into Dragon. Literally, it's all I'm doing.
I'm not fighting shit until we get in that Dragon pit.
Yo Moodle let's just keep pinging the dragon so these idiots know because you know how
manic people are.
People are just fucking manic and they just lose their mind.
We need this dragon.
Or we at least need to fight because we will win a straight up 5v5 I'm not kidding, you
will.
We need to get on this pit I
have smite in 10 seconds I just got my
I just died though
Is it fast? Yeah, it's fast. R is here, R is here, this is fast, this is fast, but keep going.
Remember this is all we're here for, we don't need to fight.
Here we got dragon, all good.
I honestly think it's worth, you want a 2v1 to Olaf?
He's still behind.
I'm gonna cut him off.
You go straight through, I'm gonna go behind him.
You go straight through him.
I think he's pushing another turret.
Yep, he is.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
He's only the one-to-one thing.
He's only the one-to-one thing.
Muda?
Muda? Muda?
Oh my god, almost.
Bro.
You cannot run through on a ban.
I go, I mean, how?
Bro, oh!
10-5.
Olaf's a brawler though.
Like, that's his whole thing.
Olaf is so good at fighting. He's just a pure brawler.
Yeah, but you're so fucking more fed than him, bro.
I don't know if the game's bad. I don't know what else to say.
But this Olaf is giving me kills like it's like chocolate cookies.
just if I push one way that's not a fucking face
oh my god I told you that champions insane yo I'm I'm ganking all this wait
we just won that fight wait somebody's keeping keeping it's all off he's so
that yeah you'll get as much gold as you can just as much gold you can we just
push this now yeah push this much gold you can I think this is turret yeah we
We take turret here, we take turret.
You can get fucking uh, you can get um...
This is where I just support on this guy.
Alright, I'm gonna dampen and get my item. This is...
Bro, that was so big, that was so fucking big, that was so fucking big.
What is his R do?
What is Oga's R?
He doesn't like him, he doesn't, you can't stun him.
He's CT and he can't stun him at all.
Oh god, Fled my die.
He blast cone'd incorrectly.
play doesn't really matter all of those things
are you dead? about to kill the tank still
or i should have waited on my fear
i should have waited on my FUCKING FEET IN HERE
I should have held my fear, Jesus!
I could have killed everyone if I held my fear, oh my god.
Hey, Baron in one minute, alright? Baron in one minute.
Yeah, yeah, I just got butt-
Jack, can I kill Olaf?
Um, I think if you dodge his shit, I don't know. I don't really know how he works. He's
just a good brawler. Okay, he becomes CC immune with his R. His R makes him CC immune,
Muda. Yeah, this looks like Baron. We have so much prior. Can we get vision on Baron?
somebody get vision I'm going Baron we need to be all five Baron bro we can go
Baron right into dragon now just do Baron first because of the timers we can
literally do Baron and then dragon even if we trade it's fine too it doesn't
matter trading spine also bro but if that's like such a ant realm you have to
path so safe there
oh my god well jim's bot so we can actually baron but like bro if they
we might actually lose the game because that i don't know this is gonna be
interesting one year one year one year yes it's
gonna be baron stop baron stop baron
we're gonna shred it shred it
our teammates are like pinging me off of it so i stopped
All good.
He looks like everybody's backing.
Alright, I didn't even do drag now, man.
Muda, can you run the dragon?
It's a full, yeah.
Can you run the dragon?
Wait, this guy, wait, what is that? I have super speed.
What was that?
Bro, what was that?
Chat, I just got super speed.
Not me all, not me all.
That is insane
I'm gonna kill myself
Thank God I'm dead
Yeah, we got Baron.
Did I play that correctly?
Did I play that correctly?
Me away when it all runs away and then Q3 back into the stuttle.
I'm covering for that Leblanc.
You get over here.
Get over here.
Moody, get the fuck over here.
Trust me.
Trust me.
This is big.
Moody, get over here.
I'm so far away.
How did my arm hit?
I don't know.
Fuck it.
I didn't die.
I didn't die.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm bad, I'm bad, I need a minion to Q on or something.
So why are we fighting this?
I guess Jinx is the fucking truth.
Oh, yeah, that's that duo shit
That's that fucking duo shit
Back, back, back up, back up, back up
I don't know where it's in it, I don't know where it's in it
That's that fucking duo shit
Let me back on top of each other
Oh, alright
I got Baron back, it's so fast
But what if you see how you spacked earlier than me, but I got back before you that's what happened to me earlier
How can someone explain that?
I died. Oh
God, okay, this game is so fucking intricate
Literally, I've said it. I'm doing so much this game. I feel like I'm just everywhere
Chad it's about to be gold time boys!
Alright.
I think I got to this better than 3R.
Alright bro.
What?
What?
What?
I don't know bro.
They're saying happy birthday to my great grandpa.
I don't know.
They're fucking fooling me up.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna be able to change.
Yo, Kled's engaging.
Muda, come with us, come with us.
Go, go, go, go!
I'm about to be gold, bro! Yo, love! Come on!
Yo, let's go.
You might as well be gold though, I'm not even kidding.
This is the end for sure, man.
For sure, man.
He can't end, he can't end, he can't end.
He's pointless.
Let's fucking go, Bota!
Yes!
Yeah!
That's tough.
Dude, I just feel like I'm playing so consistent right now, bro. Honestly. That was a good game for me, bro
That was a good game from you jinx and um
Come I'm honoring everyone here, bro. Fuck yeah, I'm honoring everyone. Bro. I just feel like I'm playing so consistently, right?
I need to help it!
One game for Platte!
Yes! Oh my god. Yo, Rex about to do it. Oh my god. Holy shit. Dude, I swear I'm playing so consistent.
Good game, bro. Good fucking game, bro. Thank you, bro. Genuinely.
14 and 6, bro, 17 and 6, bro, wallah!
You are the best jungle I've ever seen, bro,
in my eyes that I've played with so far.
Wallah, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I'm consistent.
Yo, Muda, don't cue, stagger the cue.
No, I need to go take a piss.
I need to go take a piss.
I need to go breathe and maybe even jerk off.
I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back.
Bro, chat, I think I'm, I'm not even kidding, guys.
I think I'm about to be, what's it called,
Once this refreshes chat, I'm silver one, 19 LP.
Brian 81, you know, away from gold.
That is insane.
That is actually insane.
I'm 81 LP away from gold.
That is legitimately ridiculous, bro.
I should have complained so consistent today chat.
Honestly, I should have complained so consistent.
Muda, bad game. I feel like even when Muda goes negative though, he does a lot of damage.
Like Muda's just a good teammate, honestly.
Okay, let's fucking go. Chat, I'm actually, it's happening, boys. Like I'm actually about
to be silver in league. Holy grail, or gold one. I'm about to be gold. Or gold four, sorry.
I'm about to be told I'm going to go pee.
I'm literally, I'm literally I'm 81 healthy away bro lock in.
Thank you.
you
You
What gave away from plant oh
My oh my god
That quick question, bro, when you guys have backshots, when you guys give someone backshots,
um, how do I want to say this question?
How do I want to answer this question?
Can you guys give back shots to somebody and not on their back?
Do you clean it up or do you let them clean it up?
Jesus Christ, what am I saying bro?
Chat, I don't even know what I'm saying anymore bro.
What am I saying bro?
Chat, why do my peas take like 10 minutes by the way?
What are my P's take like 10 minutes?
Like every P, it takes me like one minute.
Chat, anyway, look at my meal, bro, look at my meal,
look at my meal, look at my meal, look at my meal.
Chat, look at my meal, chat.
You're so sweet.
Look at my meal, look at my meal, look at my meal,
look at my meal, yo, what's good?
Yo, one game, bro, I'm eating a 1200 calories sub
right now, dude.
Dude, that's slightly psychotic, I'm not even kidding.
I'm 81 LP away from gold, this is ridiculous.
This is fucking ridiculous.
I mean, it's about to happen y'all. I'm not even getting it's about to happen. Yeah, bro
I see my warwick is just so consistent dude, honestly like my yee is not consistent
It's like a fucking it's like I'm either a mountain or I'm a mole and there's no in-between
Wait, this is your peak right now, right? This right now is the highest LP I've ever been literally do it
You're like, can we raise all I'm done eating my food?
Yeah, I don't care dude, um
Um, it's like, it's literally time I am 81 LP away from gold chat.
Holy shit.
You really want to take it to challenger bow.
Um, I'm going to be challenger.
I don't know what you're going to be doing, but I'm going to be challenger.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
bro i'm not i'm not done with league is there a problem no i'm going to challenge
like i'm not done with league until i'm and until i'm challenging and i put that on walla too
all right should i have a little bit um what bro i'm really flat right now yeah i'm over but
dude walla is it's like yo i said yalla i said let's go yalla means let's go bro saying walla
you're going to be challenger that's a little insane like dude dude there's 300 there's 300
challenges yeah but you don't think we could really be challenger bro there's 300 challengers in
probably like cut that into fives so there's probably 60 midlaners in NA that are challenger
right now yeah but i got rank one and i got rank one in NA and EU and Valorant bro i mean Muda like
Come on.
Muda, did you really get rank one?
As I did, what are you saying?
It's got psychopath.
Bro, what?
It's not our six bro. You can't get carried the challenger, but like in any of these game
Like when am I getting carried though? This sounds like
When am I getting carried in these games also in our six? I sold like you to champ. What what am I like?
When am I getting carried in these games?
And what I think one game mood I like hyper carried like one game
No, but you're really doing good for the only you're talking about you're doing good. What are you doing?
When it's World, Worlds is what's it called?
Worlds is, it starts like, I think the 15th and then it runs to November.
But yeah, also comparing Vatterant to League is like, that shit's mad disrespectful to League.
These games aren't even close.
Yeah, but bro, if I got rank one in two different continents,
surely I could just peak challenger, bro.
Come on, like, that's our first thing.
I don't know why you do this to yourself, bro.
Just say you hit radiant.
Like, why do you have to say you hit rank one?
Because I hit one.
Wait, so chat. This is me getting carried. 234 CS, 14 kills, 6 deaths, 5 assists, probably
like every dragon I was there. 13 kills, 4 deaths, 7 assists, 246 CS. I mean, if that's
getting carried, I'll take that every day of the week. If my teammates can just go 14
and 6 all day, I'm cool with that.
Yeah, is my Yasuo really that bad?
Yeah, some of the worst should have ever seen in my life, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. I just feel like your movement is so ass on gas low like you like I feel like on Yone
I see you you're so slippery on Yone. You get out of so much shit
But on Yasuo you just get like it's like a train is hitting you over and over and over again
Well, I'm one game all I'm gonna give you a foot from Golden
I'm 81 LP and I'm getting like 22 a game
I'm assuming if I keep winning they're gonna start giving me 23. I think I need four wins and I'm gold. We should queue no key
We should queue
But also chat the other part you guys are failing to mention it's like
I'm playing with Muda. So like Muda's gold one. I'm literally jungling against the gold to gold three gold four every game
Bro, if I was in Silver Lobbies, I would be slicing people's throats out right now.
Oh my god, there's a f-
There's no stab, no stab, no stab, no stab, no stab.
Bro, I like when we waited a little bit before shooting.
I like when we waited a bit.
Yo, do junglers like never get auto-filled, by the way?
I've never seen you get auto-filled once.
I've been auto-filled, like, I think, three times, and two of the times I dodged it,
And the only time I played it was when I didn't even know I was, I didn't know I was on a field.
Yes. Oh my God.
Tell him to watch these nuts play yasuo
No, is that a guy
Is these nuts not a guy I don't think so
No, I'm 81 LP off me. Oh my god. Yo, I
Almost forgot bro. What's Ludwig's up GG chat. I want to see up close down the Ludwig. I
Remember he was gold for
Remember when Ludwig said me passing him is like reaching the end of the universe?
Do you guys remember that?
Yo, chat, what's Ludwig's OPG?
I bet you I'm about to pass him.
Oh, dog.
Chat, Syndra.
If you played EU, you'd be diamond already.
Cap.
Every region just shit besides like Asia like Korea like our all those other regions shit
What you said Korea shit, I said isn't every region shit besides Korea. Oh, I think he was actually a little better than a
Yo, I feel like is that is that like every game? I mean every game
I've ever got into or played or learned about you play
I
You silver you silver yeah, bro rocket league EU was way better than NA
Siege EU's better than NA. I mean, I guess it's closer
So like every game I play oh fortnight EU's better than NA I
mean like I don't know what I has like the best pros like Peter botten chip but like
He uses the more well-rounded server. That's what I've heard from like Aussie and Mr. Savage.
Oh yeah, what's Ludwig's name? It's like Aircoots.
But I bet you I'm about to pass him. I remember he was Gold 4.
Yeah, this is him. Aircoots, hashtag prime. This is Ludwig.
Yep, Gold 4, two-time platinum. Amumu. He played three weeks ago.
three weeks ago. Yeah, this is Ludwig. Bro, he's gold for Muda. I actually like him close to him.
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Jesus Christ, bro. What the fuck?
What did you say? I said I'm about to pass Ludwig. He's gold for ADLP.
Didn't you already pass him? No.
Oh
Do you have CTE, bro? Yo chill, bro chill
How would I have passed him if I'm not even full?
Playing with you because it's like I feel like I'm like I'm getting my feet wet against cold so like
Because I've gotten so much reps in and gold already
I unfortunately I am bursting sinja the most broken character in the entire game
So if you do lose this game right leave my lane, you're not allowed to yell at me, okay? Wait, why sinja broken? Oh
Bro, it's just so wait why sinja broken
Go wall you can ask the chat. They will say everyone that has a brain
And an IQ above 30 will tell you sin just the most broken character in the game right now
Genji, should I try League of Legends?
You should literally never play this game.
Yeah, don't.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
You should literally never play this game.
This game's horrible.
Just play like Fortnite and have a good time.
Or like Minecraft.
Play like Minecraft.
Minecraft's a great game.
This game fucking sucks.
This game is literally designed to make you suffer, literally.
Bro, you don't even know how deep the rabbit hole goes too with like, map making and shit.
NICE!
We have a chat bot lane.
Yo chat bot lane.
But you know another thing I like about gold though is I feel like my teammates are just
way better in gold too.
Nah, but I think teammates are never better.
Nah, I can tell my opponents are better and my teammates are better when I'm in gold.
Silver was like actual lobotomites. Silver is actual like lobotomites.
What about R6? Yeah, R6 is way more like you're not gonna want to die in playing
siege well now you won't really not really yeah not really leave me to
want to die is like like an oh six when you lose it's like all right like
whatever yeah you're not fucking the game for 45 minutes in agonizing pain and
you have like if someone's into your game bro the game's done in like 10
minutes but yeah in seats you know how like if you're oh and five you can like
bounce back in league if you're oh and five you do like no damage you do no
damage and you just get one shot by everyone so like you're just dead
okay that was actually a once my clear 303 or 309 is not even bad on a once my
clear
I'm ganking oh my god I'm ganking
Come here bitch. You too, Emma.
You too.
Come on!
Yes!
Come on, boy!
Wait a sec.
Muda, I'm already 2-0, baby.
Come on!
Get it, it's about to be go time.
What a gank, what a gank, what a gank, what a gank, what a gank, what a gank, what a gank, what a gank
Literally what a fucking gank
Boys if we win this we are three wins off of gold, holy shit
Skips cut.
I'm locked, bro, I'm locked.
Chat said minus one.
Wait, I'm going for the MF.
Chat, this could be another kill for the boy.
Now I might have to flash to escape.
Yes, bro. Oh my god
I got a heel
You know that you can drag a bod is totally shot
Okay, but just have mid-prime out because bought it so shot
You're the mf1. Oh my god. I should have stayed on her
it's fine bro all right I have been called would I really um I'm the
problem I want you to come dragon you come drag you come dragon I just died
You never listen to anything I say, bro
You never listen to anything I say, bro
Bob was so shoved and mid was shoved. You gotta just come drag. I
Have to give dry. You're right. No, no, you're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah
Cuz we get up off from drag
Yeah, no, no, I think I was that my mid laner was one shot
I wanted to kill him with a drag that's just even if I do get to kill I feel like the drag is worth more than the kill
Yeah, yeah, it is it is it is
That's my bad. That's my bad. That's my bad for the way Dom's has explained it
It's like every time we get a dragon it sets the other team back five minutes. That's how he's playing
It's that's them back time to this
Every time we get a dragon
I
Can you drive now? I should now I need to clear
I'm here, but you should probably just step
Now I'm just like that that little fucker steal that
No, no, I don't want to fight watch out driving driving driving
That's just it.
Yo chat, what does Jarvan's R? What is his R? Chat, what is his R? I need to know.
What does Jarvan's R?
What does Jarvan's R?
I might be going to kill this ammo, yeah I'm going to do it.
But can we dive Dragon Muda?
I don't know I had to recall but after I'm down, if you could wait like 10-15 I'm down.
Yeah!
Nah, it's too late.
too late
well i'm so done with this
come down
i don't know what the fuck morgana's doing
there's fars
there's a lot of fun
nice, let's get out of here
let's go, let's go, let's go
let's work, let's work
let's not drag them
wait, what the fuck
fight this, fight this
they're like happy to see
wait, wait, i want to just get dragged
i'm such a good jungler, wallahi
well I'm such a good jungler I'm not even kidding let's fucking go I'm gonna
back now that's good boy you see my patience on that I was so good
it's almost gold time chat I'm playing so fucking good the last like hour chat
I'm not even kidding I want to get a no-death win I want to get a no-death
win honestly those are my favorite games as jungler
you would have uh could you come brubs top chopped after a mother fuck you
don't have to wait you don't have to i'll tell you if you do but it's probably
good yeah come come come come come come come come
Cuz I have no vision on the lolly come pick up a cast here
Thank you
Thank you, bro
But see see how he's late now leave him leave him leave him leave him
See how he's like late now though
I'm gonna die the Jarvan, I'm gonna die the Jarvan.
I can't help at all, I can't help at all.
Nice.
I can't, oh my god.
Don't worry, don't worry.
You're good.
Yo I killed the Jarvan, he's so gapped, he has an ultimate.
He's so gapped, let's go.
Nice bro.
Bro because you helped he's just so late bro.
This guy's pinging the allowee, I don't really want to help.
Okay, uh, and then flash.
Check she flashed for it.
That ult for flash worth, ult for flash worth.
That ult for flash, ult for flash worth.
I feel like I could get a double kill here.
Yeah, this is a double kill, this is a double kill, this is a double kill.
Well...
Nice.
Well, I gotta shut down from that, let's fucking go.
I'm backing.
I'm 5-0.
This is fucking perfect!
Get the tree, buddy.
Get the tree, buddy.
Oh, oh my god, holy flash.
Many other trades good chat well one thing I will tell you those you see once you get really good flash and throw
It's actually just so game over
Oh my god, bro, I thought she was out of the turret range.
Oh, no!
Dude, don't wanna flawless. You talked about drag 40, dragon 40.
Yeah.
Mog bro. Fucking Mog, man.
I'm recalling, I'm recalling, buying an item and coming in fucking huge, bro.
Fucking huge, okay?
I'm going right to it, come on.
Let's go, let's go, come on, come on, come on.
Me and me dragon.
Cause bro, you're, this guy's out of base and he's gonna have to push away.
come on we got to go we got to go we got to go I'd have a ward in that bush
sweet get on here get on here I'm here I'm here motherfucker in the air you're
really not though
I have no smile. I just remembered
Maud, you're the fucking garden garden garden. I can all I can arm come up
We're gonna come up. Hey, don't chase don't chase don't chase don't chase. I don't have you so free this you get stuck
I can't help I can't help
Let's just step
Yeah, I like that one.
Yeah, I'm gonna...
Yeah, the pigs, the pigs, the pigs, the pigs.
We got the dragon. We got the dragon.
We got dragon and I'm gonna kill.
I'm ice-winged this Jarvan.
I died here
I don't want to steal that wave so bad
Me a bitch whatever I'll die to the turret all day
How does he get a shutdown from that what?
I
Like pull me into his turret you see that
Bull chat I am the best fucking
Donate in black gold you know, I don't give a fuck
Well, Jixie, but look at this shit six two six one like one look bro
I love doing with you. Like actually I actually love yeah, we don't lose bro. It's actually terrifying
We don't fucking lose ever unless we just get sniped and they ban Yonek
I'm like two hungry duos that just want challenge rate
Yo, can you come ref here? It looks good mid shots. You come ref
I'm gonna why I'm just more to that come here. I don't know how many of you love that
Sometimes I hit it in the back and it does no damage.
Come here bitch.
What's up bitch?
Get a gap!
Get a gap!
Give me the eye, give me the eye.
I want it.
Fuck it asshole, I want it in.
Hey JZ, I wanted it.
Jarvan, Jarvan stay the fuck out of my objectives.
You are dog shit.
You're terrible. Stay the fuck out of my objectives, please
Well, when you achieve full state, it's the best thing ever
But Muda, do you see what happens when you just help me on objectives?
Like this shit is so free because none of these kids do that. None of them do that
It's gonna get us to like Emerald
Literally, literally
None of these kids do that
So fucking close, oh my god.
This on awi is kind of snowballing.
Do you want to try to shut down him?
No.
What was getting by his fucking tentacle?
18 and 7 oh
I didn't even realize
But they're still dragon mod I mean we've gotten every objective. They have no objectives
No, yeah, but boys feel the line like scales like crazy syndra scales like crazy. I'm up with already fucking people scale
I
How about yo, I can really die this MF. Yo, so I
Think we just have a piece of shit gin. Yo, should we look drag here?
I'm gonna ward if I'm gonna ward over the wall and that was showing mid which is terrifying
No, I didn't mean that was supposed to be a war
the fuck is Harold doing that drag
oh no
you got it you got it you got it you got it you got it
the Harold's fine, it doesn't matter
give give give give give give give give give
Muda, you just gotta shut down, Muda you just gotta shut down
I can kill that cindra for you, one me two
Yeah, come in the jargon help out yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one one. Oh
No, come on listen
Thank you
Bro, that was such a big swing even though they got
Just trust you there like if I die
I just fucking rage at you because the thing is if I just auto I just perma heal. So I'm seeing you just like oh, no
No
The word a good thing they got drive I don't oh bad
Why are you doing fun? Sorry? I didn't realize that's on me
No, do it
Don't be a pussy. Oh, I really don't like this
wait
I have a flash. Get ready to leave.
Did you guys just rot maybe?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I hope Olaf dies.
I mean, it's not like they can do Baron either.
They cannot do better. I mean, oh, those such a bad
better end. It's fine. It's fine, bro. It's fine. It looks
like I should have just called the retreat. The thing is, bro, in this game, what my coach
taught me was like, never force plays. You weren't there for it. It's whatever. We just
the loss yeah like if you're ever 5050 on something just don't do it bro this
mf needs to die I can kill that I'm too tougher every time I mean bro if I just
get a good honor she's dead literally
yeah that was a fair play if you were at the top of this at the beginning yes
But if you weren't I think we just like leave but it's fine whatever
Fine it's fine, bro, it's fine. You're doing good, bro. Nine-fourth game in the spot if this MF dies then their entire wincon just like oh
God I was looking at math dude
Brawl is looking at
This is just too big for you guys, it's fucking too much.
Okay, good thing is, this MS can't get any more fetched, it's already fed as fuck.
Bro, she has 22 kills.
Probably should of arged her there, but then it's like, if I arged her, I'd just get CC'd
by the other dudes behind there.
Bro, this MF needs to die, like bad.
I'll kill him with any teamfight that you see in MF, bro.
I'm telling you.
Bro, we're just not on a teamfight.
It's always like some mess.
True.
It's like some slop.
True.
Drag in one minute.
We will get this drag and then we'll go from there,
bro.
And I'm pretty big right now, man.
I just want to like five man collapse on the MF soon. I'm not even kidding. That's all I want to do
Oh my god, I guess I'm too far up like I don't know
Bro, she's gonna end pretty soon here. We don't kill her
I don't know what to do, the same after he used to die.
I'm trying to like, pad smart.
Wait, Jarvan might be dead, oh my god, he got moved by Jarvan was so nice.
See that chat?
I
Did it build a more here. I'm just sit on like a fellow charcoal
There's a lot
for MF spot
The top like this 20 seconds. You want to turn off go quick. Yeah
MF stop so we need to get dragged like now now. Yeah, I got you a retro at you and that's not there
But we got this. I'm coming right now. Oh, she's still up there. They gave drag. They're so stupid. I'm coming
I'm coming coming coming coming
Like now now now now
I'm not died I'm not died. I'm not died. I'm not done the German. I got him. I got him. I don't know
Worried about drag work. Let's go
I don't want to be a smite off. I'm gonna or
No, no the tentacle bitch
we got drag whatever
maybe Olaf yo hey we got drag and MF died that's honestly not that bad all
right yo who got the shot down who got the shot down on MF oh off Olaf got
shot down okay we just can never fight MF like I'm not MF allowee she just has
those tentacles got that operator such a slot it's such a slop fucking character
it's fine we got that we got the dragon honestly them not being dragged there was
so dumb like so dumb yo I want to kill the allowee but I'm just gonna I'm gonna
get like life steal or something with me now yeah I'm gonna buy executioners
calling and just sit on the side of my thing this is good
bro getting getting the drag is so good
I think MF is one of those ADCs who doesn't care about winning, she just wants kills,
so she's like doing her own thing.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, she's about to die.
Nice.
Oh my god, MF died.
Alright, Olaf's actually huge.
I'm gonna get away from the tentacles.
This Syndra's dead on my screen.
I'm gonna get away from the tentacles.
This Sandra is dead on my screen.
Where's she stun me?
What was that?
Yo, uh, you do Baron.
Get the fuck on Baron though.
Yep, you're right.
You're literally 100% right.
I'm not gonna get on Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron
No, no, get over here.
I don't need to go to the top.
Actually, no, you don't.
You don't.
You don't.
They're all dead.
And no, I know.
I know.
Oh, me and a lot of them.
No, that's game.
That's fucking game.
That's actually game.
I'm going to plot.
That's going to plot.
I mean, that's game.
That's a done.
Yeah Jarvan's still in Nexus for 10 more seconds, that's good.
Don't even dare.
Bro, I don't need you!
Yes!
Have you ever seen an item that beats you or something, no?
Yo the MF is one of those ADCs who doesn't care about being fed so she just wants the
game to go on forever and get a bunch of kills.
She's just a piece of shit.
Bro, I've met so many pieces of shit ADCs like this who actually get fat and then they just play for themselves and then lose.
Chat, is this a good item right now? Mortal Reminder for Evil Eye?
She's 8 and 4 is pretty good.
Chat, if MF just went to Dragon in like Team Fart, we would have lost the game. But she's so fucking brain dead.
Like Chat, I want you guys to tell me, would it be better just to buy BT instead of executioners calling?
Or would it have been better just to buy the full item? I don't know.
Well this game is such a learning game, it's such a crazy dog.
Right, kind of what...
I wasn't paying attention. No, no, no, no, no.
Just saying, I'm here to help, I'm here to help.
Ah, I missed my ult, bro.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even lose that.
I blinked and be lost.
I want to watch that back.
That game seems so easy.
What just happened?
Wait, bro, how did we just lose?
Well, okay, I got 2v1'd by Jarvan and MF, and I would have got like one shot.
I flashed away and R'd away, and then I was running.
And then you like fought and died, and then someone else fought and died.
And then it was just a 3D5 in our base.
Yeah, but I blinked and we just lost.
MF was gigantic.
you fight the MF? Bro, what just happened? How did we lose? Oh my god. No, shut up lady.
What? Okay, so what happened? I died right here. Where did Jin die?
Yo, is there a magic plan on it? Yeah, I'm watching it right now.
Do you have to download it to watch it?
Yeah.
That was so weird.
Olaf got two shutdowns.
We got a dragon.
We got a baron.
And then we kind of just like instantly lost the game.
I don't, I couldn't fight.
I would have died.
I don't, I never had a good time to fight.
Oh bro, do you want a screen share?
Wait, hold up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, screen share.
I'm going to exit.
Wait, wait, wait.
Look at this, bro.
What, did somebody, I'm sure someone inted.
No, no, I think this was me.
I think this was me.
Look, look, look.
So remember you come out of Jugglery like no no no no no no no. Yeah. Yeah, look what happens
So we're chilling I get there I get their thing what's that
Get right here right here look look look so you are away I had to there was a lot
Away and look bro. I don't know what ability he uses on me. I get stunned into the launch
I thought I'd go for the Trident, I'm out, I can't, I dash out, I die.
Bro, they targeted me.
Where did the Jhin go?
What happened to Jhin?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't even know honestly.
Look at Jhin, what did he do?
Watch Jhin.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Oh, I already know what's about to happen.
Yup.
Okay, so Jin, like...
Okay, so our top laners.
Yeah.
Our top laners, bro.
So me dying, getting stuck out here.
Which is like, how do I not even like...
Bro, like, did you see what happened to me?
I blinked it, I was just like-
Could you have like instantly ran away?
Bro, the thing is, I should have paved better and stayed in there, but I still got away, but I had no kit left.
Look what happened, look what happened. We're both right next to each other.
And then he uses like this, whatever the fuck, I don't even know what this is.
And then like stuns me.
And then MF is right here, he did like half my speed.
I'm like, okay, if I'm gonna die, I wanna take down MF.
Like E, but I missed my ult.
If my ult hits, I kill a mef, maybe they can't end.
Then I still die.
Yeah, but the real, like, I think you're microanalyzing
and you're being very analytical and accountable,
which is good, but we had a Morgana and a Jinn
walk into two ally tentacles.
Like, what is this?
Yeah, this was not needed, bro.
No, not even not needed.
This is like the worst thing they could have done.
They both walked into her tentacles.
So, I mean, like,
We definitely could have played better like I could have passed better and stayed mid like I was caught in a bad position
You probably could have like ran away. Maybe but the real problem was just the fact that um
Morgana and Jin walked into a lot of these tentacles 45 minutes into the game. I'm gonna go
Chat, I'm saying like, yes, it's my fault.
Like I could have maybe arred away.
Like, bro, like maybe I should have just arred away.
Actually, I don't even know, bro.
Because Chat, if I were to all,
you know what, I could have arred away.
But Chat, I don't know what a jargon,
like I don't know what that does.
Like I didn't know what that did, bro.
like I didn't know like if I knew that I would have altered away like I would have altered
away right here if I knew that this stuns me so this is my fault bro I'm gonna just
away. But then what if they have just killed Warwick? So shit, if I ult away here, don't
they just turn on some of the- the only reason why they're like still hitting me here is
because I'm ulting in. If I ult out, will they just focus Warwick? And then he dies
and then these two people die anyway because there's nothing that happens. Like there's
There's nothing we can do differently. These guys are going to die for sure.
So that way, Warwick dies and in the end it's just me and Olaf to be fiving.
Even if I do ult away, no?
Check, if I ult away and they kill Warwick,
because the only reason why they're not hitting him here is because I'm ulting in.
Right? And the only reason, check, let me tell you guys why I'm even ulting in here,
because I know I'm going to die if I 1 for 1 MF with my ult, it potentially can't end.
So it's like, it's like, yeah, my play's bad, but I'm not saying I'm not in the wrong
bro.
I'm gold.
I'm gold slash plow.
Of course I'm in the wrong here.
Maybe, I just, I wish I knew what Jargon did.
I would've altered away, but if I altered away a chance, do you think they killed Jynxie
instead?
Oh, I have flash as well.
I didn't have to ult.
I could just flash it.
See, like, Chas' thing, I just knowledged this.
I can just flash it. See, I can try this thing. I just knowledge this
Because I won't lie did not know that that's what jargon does bro
So like if I knew I want to flash it but yeah, if I flashed to CC eat in all to the MF
Hit my alt kill MF got out these two deaths brother. No, I'm genuinely sick to my stomach from that
I'm not doing it. Well, I was playing well. Well, you're playing good, too, bro
like that was disgusting um bro at the end of the day man like if jinn and morgana walk like
to put it simple jinn and morgana jinn and morgana walked into hallowey tentacles um wow
mf was 10 feet tall like we were never winning a 5v3 there and then you died they did empty their
entire kit on you but like i don't know just well i wish like because if i die there but
Morgana and everyone's backs they can't end they maybe just get the tower but
both they all died like everyone died I'm sick to my stomach dude walking into
a lauy tentacles as an ADC and a support is like unreal that that was that is
something you would see in an iron lobby not a good one game away from goal
plaats
I feel bad for the Olaf Olaf actually like was getting shut down and playing
Well, you want a spot murder?
Yeah, please.
Well, five games away again.
Ah, damn it, bro.
That was like.
Yo, what is Jarvan's R?
I think it stuns you.
I think that's what he gets in Ebro.
Would you mind that team support?
Yeah, tell this guy to just shut up now.
Oh, my God, no, you only then brawl.
I'm so happy. OK, for this game.
God, I hate team up players.
Bro, if I like the thing is, bro.
So the thing is, if I know what Jarvan does there, I flash that ability that he does to
me bro and I ult until everyone wins the game.
Voila.
Why are Jhin and Morg even top?
Because dude, they're just pigs, bro.
Everybody that plays this game is a pig.
I don't know, bro.
Because I E in, I kill the MF, I stack my Q3, I Q3 onto the Lux back there.
Oh my god, bro.
But what an absolutely disgusting way to like end the game.
Chad, I feel like if I walked into his tentacles at that game state, you guys would like slice
my throat open.
But Chad, who am I laning against, Mordekaiser or Malphite?
Oh, Jarvan puts a cage on you.
He like, his ultimate locks you in the cage.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jarvan has that cage.
Maybe Malphite support? Teemo top? What the fuck?
They have three top laners on that team. What the fuck?
We just win this game. There's no way the other team wins this.
I bet Teemo's gonna jungle or something. Because Teemo's-
Esmeralda bought Teemo jungle, Mordekaiser. Oh my god, that was a hard win.
Because Teemo's such a broken champion, he could play any role.
He could play support, ADC, Ty, Nade, jungle.
Like just a fucking character played by Paidophiles,
but you can't do anything about it.
Yeah, bro.
The whole thing about Timu is like, he has shrooms,
so he's just literally cringe and poisons you,
and then he also can blind you, whatever.
Like, he's just such a disgusting team.
You know what doesn't make sense to me, bro?
You see 180 aura characters,
and you assume that you want to play Rammus and Timu.
Bro, go fuck yourself.
I didn't get water.
I didn't get a fucking water.
Alright, jungling against a gold 2 Teemo. Chat, I prefired it. I said he'd be jungled.
Chat, we have a better comp, right? Well, they have Malfight, Ezreal, Morticizer, Teemo.
Actually, never mind. They're talking to each other. Their team comps pretty good, bro.
Oh, their team comps pretty good, bro. Actually, no, Chat, I like our team comp.
I just don't like Skarner, should I? Skarner good?
I maybe see a Skarner like maybe like five times my entire life out of like 800 games just a portion.
Alright, that's what I...
Alright, baby.
Let's go, bro.
Last game, bro, was unfortunate, that's when it came.
But, Chad, why does everybody play T-Mob?
why does everybody play him is it just cuz everybody who plays this games like
40 why does everybody play Timo
what's up fuck faker minion faker minion faker minion what do you mean
fucking juking bro what the fuck
stay faker minion yeah buddy let me fucking dodge my heal
I got to say in GG.
Well bots looking good.
Ezreal's like 1 HP under turret, it's a good start.
I messed up my clear so bad there.
Dude, Mord's low too.
About to start pathing top, Jesus.
Bro this looks like three winning lanes.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
This looks really good.
Dude, Kati is three-axing the Ezreal CS.
It's a huge fuck-out.
I can get my E and gank, Malfire and secondary, Malfi- Dude, Malfire's support, this is so chopped.
Actually, Malfire's support's pretty good, bro, not bad.
Really?
Yeah, it's not bad.
Like, you need to get a good Malfire, though.
Yeah, but like that, R and T fights, bro.
Yo, they're about to all die, watch this.
This is like the best conditions ever for a gank.
Malfire dead?
Oh, take a kill.
What's about my death?
First blood.
I'm about to regank the Ezreal, I'm not even getting.
Nope, nope, let me kill him.
I'm gonna back.
Let's just Katie can like root him
Let's go, let's go
Move out of the duos back at it again. Oh, I gotta kill you. I killed two
We love playing with you, bro. I fucking love playing with you, bro. Thanks, bro
Every time I just hold tab like both I get a kill you get a kill like
Yo, I think this jungler went bot of top on his clear, because I was so late so that's
That's got me this much.
Yo, what do you feel about drag?
It's like, huge.
Aw, I'm gonna do my wave first, and then I'm down.
Alright, do your wave, meet me drag,
cause I'm going right on this shit.
I might gank bot first, actually, I'm not even kidding.
Wallahi, you bot gank.
Come on, Katie.
Okay, go now, go now, go now.
Yes!
Now, drag.
Let's fucking go, man.
What a drag motherfucker why can't I now I have my not again my way
Teemo's here, but we have drag you gotta get over here. I'm actually gonna aim if you don't get out see most here get over here
See most here. Yeah, come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
Yeah, now he's got a run free drag bitch, thank you like that ass. Thank you
like see bro thank you like but when you come to dragon you're gonna get kills
every time not even kidding like what's fucking go baby I'm done from healthy
right now to kill give drag
here mood I'm gonna go come on I'm low go come on give me a break no no no no I'm
gonna give him Scott well shit wanna collapse on the steam oh he's got it
bro I mean I'm gonna call involved the fuck over here come on come on come on
come on man god I should have smited see bro but now we get a kill see what I
mean see what I mean just listen to daddy bro well I lost my prio like that's
actually bad okay you are right but still bro maybe you did it earlier you
would have killed her
but hey bro because of that I got 300 gold so thank you
no that's fine bro you help me don't move the fine memory real quick
Help you with what?
Like, I just want my minions to be pressing my shit right now.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Check, there's gotta be like a way to, like, check, can you guys remind me after this game
the button suppressed to only hit um
miles of heart or like the enemy when there's minions and shit
i think timo's on grub is about it away
yeah i think timo's on grub
keep that in mind here's here's here's our grub i'm going i'm going i'm going
i'm not so i think you should give him grubs
Okay, I'm getting getting getting getting
Cuz I'm just so out of position
I need a full clerk. No, I'm more to kind of die though. It's corner. Oh my wait, so I don't know
Bro scarna is one of the fastest champions in the game. I
Might fuck this as real
Yeah, I'm ganking this. Holy shit. It's a gank. Yeah. Yeah. Come on
Now they're on the turret.
Shock it!
I think I have a blue buff steal?
Yes I do.
Yo Teemo, thanks for the blue buff buddy.
Teemo, thank you.
I could gank this as you're on the map.
This looks so juicy.
Wait wait, I might be able to gank.
I feel like I should have been great.
Muda, I just did the worst pathing ever.
Chat, I did not mean to do that.
I just did the worst pathing ever.
Oh my god, that was bad.
I don't know how I could have did differently there, Chat.
It's fine.
I stole two of Timo's camps.
Bro, I just did the worst pathing ever.
Oh my god, I just sold.
I'm sorry.
Chat, I did not mean to do that.
Maybe I should've arred instead of Q3ing him. I should've arred.
Yeah, I think I should've arred into the Femul instead of Q3ing him. That's bad, that's f**k that anyway, whatever.
Top top, we're clearing the track. Mood up. Keep in mind, we have a dragon in 50, keep that in mind.
Jyx, you don't want to have stacks with you, man. Seriously.
Pass.
Whatever you do, play around that dragon. Remember, that's number one priority.
Get your minions now, twa-
Yeah. Get on the chip. Timo's here. Timo's so on the level. Oh my god. Yeah, he's very
on his base. Just do it. Just do it. Just do it. Go Jacks. Go Jacks. Go Jacks. Go Jacks.
Bro, Timo's low by the way. I'm going to turn this with you. I'm here. Nope, you didn't
fine. Your movement is so good on your name, Mundo. Watch out, watch out.
Yo, I don't fucking like this, but I'll be honest.
Hey, we got dragon, whatever. God, I shouldn't have ulted that. Yo, what? What was that?
I did a bad ult. I forgot fucking, Timo could just blind me, bro.
Oh, that's on me
They just got a shut down four kills
Yeah, I'm not
Warwick got mad that it got stolen
Why is that some kind of talking shit wait that got stolen? I thought I got that
I thought I got dragged bro. Yeah, we lost judge. Wait, what? I thought I got trapped. No, no, no. We lost everything.
Oh, I thought I got dragged.
Chara mean Timo's low. I mean Timo's like under level, like he's behind. Timo's invading me. What is happening?
Timo's invading me.
Or is it he's trying to?
I mean chat I did smile I guess I just didn't get it
Fuck.
We ganked the Ezreal here, let's see.
Come here bitch!
Come here bitch!
Yes!
Get the mouth fight.
yes bro chat tamcansh didn't get the kill so i would get it what a w support player
no human in silver has ever done that what a w human but i just got a double kill why
I'm gonna die for that
Okay, this Nautilus is so fucking cringe. Yeah, double kill. Yeah, I got a double. That's so big
Oh, I can kill this Mort in a minute that's might be a shut down. I think I might kill Mort. It's a shut down
No, it's not
No, no
my god this is perfect he's dead he's dead he's actually dead
on the tower wait we help me on the riff oh no nobody's one
but is there a word you can come rift here
it's not your good it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it doesn't matter
it doesn't matter well I'm pretty gold right now I'm pretty gold here
Bride's got three kills in a row, that's big.
Okay, I can help you, this is so juicy.
That one looks good, it's got Rift Herald.
Oh my god, let's fucking go!
Chebectam can't just be my favorite human ever.
I think we should get them dragon 3 there man.
I guess I should have looked at minimap 20 seconds left on drag.
2000 gold. Yeah, that's bad by me 2000 plus gold 20 seconds left. I drag you got to just be backing out of the base there
This drags horrible for me, I cannot do the check. No, no, no, I don't do it
I'm doing it. It's just so bad. That's my bad. Just blame me and that's
We're good. It's fine. It's two to one
So I'm kind of trying to get vision for us, maybe yeah, they got
Yeah, he has those little monsters pretty annoying honestly
kind of want to invade I feel like I can catch Teemo in his jungle camp
shadow be like I can catch Teemo in his buff
he's there he's there he's mid on me he's mid on me
ooh I got I got his camp nice
oh god
that was a successful invade
that's just bro I hate mouths that are so fucking much man
There's two people coming from Vaughn, Tewu and Malzahar. To me? To me? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
They're like somewhere in here. They're pathing somewhere on my blue marks.
Oh my god.
Bro, I was about to say what the fuck. I was about to say what the fuck.
Get the tower, get the tower, get the tower, get the tower, get the tower.
My god, he comes with a
Attack him now attack him now attack him now you win you win you win you win you win you win you win
Oh
All good, I got a tower to kill him
pussy bro
I've died like five times that mouse over now man
Yo, I saw my rift here, I'm gonna throw it mid for you, baby, okay, let's get that mid
turret
Watch out for you, watch out for you
I'm gonna bring that I'm gonna bring that rift
you get hard now we saw me to do a man just bad bro I don't think you are oh
no those three of them you're dead yep I'm gonna fight Matt there's a rum kit
whatever you're fresh out of base I'm gonna jump with a rip tarot
We should fight this team up. I could kill the team up for sure.
Ohhhh.
Do you want to die here?
Oh no. No I missed.
Wait, Skarner! Oh my god!
Skarner! Holy sh-
Skarner! Oh my god!
Skarner!
Wait, no!
SCARNER'S THE PICK! SCARNER!
No, we should do Baron.
Oh my god!
I'm already bald, I can't go Baron, I'm too far, too far.
I have 2k gold, should I do it with 2k?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your top catch is not going to help me, it's all over.
SCARNER is so fucking good!
Ted, did you see that? He brought them into the fucking toilet with his R.
I
Katie are you brain dead yeah, okay, and now I don't know if you can do it now
But I should have never did it on to get gold I think no no, but that was good though
It's just the thing is your cat didn't fucking yeah, Katie didn't help to be her piece of shit Caitlyn
Yo, that Skarner was so good. That R was so good. Oh my god. That was like the best R I've ever seen in my life.
That was actually the best R I've ever seen, one of my teammates too. He got a three-man R into a turret, Muta.
wait I just realized Katie was busy typing so she wasn't on Baron that's
disgusting what an actual piece of garbage
Muda low-key dragon in 20 Muda forget everything other than dragon okay like
Don't get sidetracked dragon in 20. It's all we need
Bro I okay, I can't wait for the leg patches up. I just won before it back to back to back to back I
Cannot wait for my chat to see that
Jack! Oh my god!
Nice, kid.
Drag is yours, daddy. Drag is yours.
Ezreal might be mine, too, in a second here.
I'm collapsing on Ezreal.
Look at that
I'm so low I'm so low. I'm so low. I'm so low. I don't know if I can do this. Wait, maybe I can auto it and get out
To you
Oh my god, it's another dump for the fucking police!
I'm back.
Let's fucking go, Muda!
Come on, Usman!
Can I get that Simu off?
Are you crazy?
Oh my god, bro.
Can I get that T-Mu off? Are you crazy?
Oh my god, bro.
Any fucking, bro, anything you want.
Drag, Baron, my balls, you can have it all, bro.
Alright, all ejected are ours, the Baron.
I think we just split push now.
They're all men, all men, all men, all men.
Yeah, they're on dead, they're on dead.
I'm gonna go to Mordekaiser and just fucking...
I'm gonna go to Mordekaiser and just fuck them.
I'm getting chased out.
Skarner better watch out.
Skarner watch out, Skarner watch out.
nice moorah!
mod
team will come in mid, team will come in mid
i became a monster i always was
mod
try the last camp someone give me one of smith
remember looks not choke
like last game was such a bad choke
i know, i think one in a million years though
yeah but this game were actually like fads, so were good
babe
talking fad guys well I can dive this as well I actually got a chat what was that
chat what just what just happened what up now play we should back up here I don't
like this.
I think we're about to get a dragon or not a dragon to turret.
Yeah, we just got turret.
Nice.
Fucking nice guys.
I'm just saying, bro, this feels like yet another dive.
I'm not in control.
Bro, hold tab and look at us, bro.
Like seriously.
Yeah, this shit is like every game.
I feel like we actually are the best players on our team every game.
I just depends how hard we get into it.
Dude, the Jin, Morgana walking into an ally was insane.
Yeah, that was horrible, bro.
That was unreal.
I would have been plot right now.
Also, the Jin was the same guy who fed the MF too.
That was how MF got so many kills.
Are you serious, actually?
Yeah, the reason why the MF got so many kills...
Oh, I held tabs, and I literally just saw, and that's how like,
She didn't have 11 deaths, like 10 minutes in.
Yeah, it was harder.
Yo, Dragon 30, I'm gonna, I'm gonna award this.
Chill.
Aw, I, I didn't know I didn't know, I didn't know.
Probably the odds are gonna be like, aw, man.
Aw.
Aw.
Remudi, you gotta have more map awareness.
Yeah, you're right.
I mean, bro, I saw Dragon was up in 20.
That's normal when teams set up that way. I think we have to give drag now
Give a 700 gold bounty to team. I mean it's team. We load a team with a damage not really
Well, I have to give drag now. I'm sorry, bro
Yeah, like if you don't see them anywhere on the map, they're all
They're gonna be on yeah, they're gonna be on so there's nowhere else. I'm gonna be with they're not doing it though
They're not doing it
That's my bad, bro.
Yep, all good.
Oh my god, enter.
At my atom we've all heard
Kill the kill them out kill them out
This mouse pretty good
You're the goat
And yeah, and then then yeah, and then then then you're actually to go wow you the goat
I mean yeah, we should be able to go like shit if we can or it's gonna be more safe
for the um we go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back
Yeah, we can't end, we just go Baron and then we end, I have 2,000 gold, this is a more
smart play.
You won't over the fingernail, you want me to?
Nice, check.
Try to see you.
I don't know what Caitlyn's doing.
I have some gold but whatever you send it good fucking game mid-deaf mid-deaf
Yeah, that was a mid Canyon
What we had a minion right
Yeah
I don't think we can handle that back back back our team it's fucking retard
I can buy an item I think I'm almost full build and dragons up soon
Oh the issue is they're good at wave clearing they have like a bunch of like
wave clear characters. I'm like indestructible now. Oh I should have bought QSS maybe? Nah,
I don't have this. MR, MR, MR, MR. Yeah. No, no, I bought MR like anti-magic so they
don't do anything. Yo, let's do a nice solo here in a minute. We could just keep pushing
wave stuff. I'm not going to push bro. I'm going to peel you. You're huge. Would you
You want me to R the Mal?
That's a matter of course, I'm gonna run.
Miss Ezreal is in a bad spot.
And then and then turn the board in a second
Nexus
Let's fucking go
Let's go boy, that's that shit, that's that shit
That's that shit baby, that's that dual
I think our KD was like 32 and 8 or something
That's a fucking duo, but it's actually disgusting. That's disgusting. It's disgusting.
What are your hand, bro?
Oh, your hand, bro.
No, we didn't get that game, bro. 14 and three, 18 and four, 51,000 fucking damage. Get the fuck out of my fucking game.
Yo, I'm 77 LP. That's four wins. Queue it up to snappery queue.
Snappery queue, bro.
You sure? Whatever. Come do this. We get a fucking snake lobby, fucking ram as pedophile.
No, we're good. We're good
I feel like in that scenario we have to open in hips to the end that game swifter like just to open every lane
Instead of just trying to flush mid the whole time
Yeah, just open every fucking lane bro. The drag was up in 30 seconds
And we just I feel like it should be better than a fight as a team
like
We're already having a
Oh nice bro, it's complicated.
Yo, double LP for you or yes or no? Double LP?
I have not earned double LP yet today, but I haven't earned it in a minute.
Yo, Mudo, um, swap?
Yeah.
I haven't earned it in a minute, bro, so I feel like, I don't know.
I feel like I'm due. I haven't got double LP in like, like 30, 40 games, to be honest.
I
Am what the fuck I get double up me like every like every like every 10 games, maybe I
Bro 94 LP gold one
This is my black game, bro, and we have a fucking good team wait some mood
Let's say we win this right like the last three games. I mean I need to win solo. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not yeah
But if you want bro, I'll look you just play no don't do that. I'll lock yasuo lock yasuo. No, just not you're good
Bro, I'll just get it solo dude
Also, my lobbies are gonna be easier than your lobbies because this is like I'm sober one in your gold one
You know what I mean? Yeah, bro me and you do so much together. I know if you understand, bro
Like when we play together
Dude, I got second in the lobby you got first bro, I feel like I
I don't know man we're just a good ass duo we are right at a 6.6 KDA. That's whack
I was second and you were MVP. That's crazy, bro
Like every game as every game today not even just today bro, but every game we play
Loki we just fucking maw, bro
Like we need like just absolute like dumb fucks to lose the game like that other game. That's all
all versus in wait, why do you
not like playing against Annie?
Why she why is she annoying?
Which is just the bear of Mr.
Cuddles or something.
What's that?
Bro.
Mr. Snuggles or something.
Yeah, what is his name?
Yeah, she is kind of a broken champion.
Well, that's why you should play her.
Um, chat.
What do I do here?
Chat?
Do I go, uh, I think I'm just going to go
lethal tempo, but exhaust maybe.
chat exhaust into Annie or no.
How many games away out of play league?
I think we're four wins away.
Four wins.
I'm four wins away.
Muda's one away from plan after this game, though.
I have to solo because Muda will be able to with me because he'll be flat for
and I'll be so far up again right now.
Muda's gold when I'm plow or I don't want to like I don't want to like play without
you, bro, like in the future.
Like, boy, if I get like if I get I don't know, it is more fun to play
with you bro because it does kind of suck when you're just like alone with your thoughts
and you want to die the whole time.
It's also honestly nice to like communicate like and be able to call out strats and shit.
Like well think about the amount of times I'm like yo Buddha I'm going to gank you like
15 seconds and then we just pull out.
That's amazing.
And then you are stunned, I are stunned and they're just dead.
Timbers it's called Mr. Timbers yeah, Timbers.
Yo chat.
is such a league player he calls his cat timbers literally because of Annie
literally
but yeah that's how much my brother likes league he's been playing for like
eight years bro he's the masters he's master yeah he's masters bro actually
well masters jungler Evelyn he's probably like plat slash emerald on any
other role probably emerald on every role that's probably a chat bro in real
life yeah my brother's a Chad bro you met him he was my cameraman at the
four-night thing remember yeah yeah he's masters he's masters Evelyn and then he
plays I think Kane I think Kane yeah also as well well yeah Evelyn's like not
even a good champion she's like hard to use too. Also I rarely play a game. If you get
masters and you lock Ramus, like I don't know bro. Yeah you're a peddler. Don't lie
by the clock
So, you didn't know the cat name, no, no, no, like the cat's name is Rosie, but he's
he calls rosy tippers and I didn't remember he calls rosy tippers because
of Annie
you know Tam can't just touch a gank but I can't I'm just a lot of position damn
damn we're actually go bad for the fucking masses
I feel like missing a kid in jungle terms is like missing a fucking spike.
Yeah, honestly, yeah.
Like when you get out smited on a dragon, you feel like you have a one inch penis.
Oh my god Annie's still though.
I know though.
I just want to be over there so bad.
Fucking EQ-y flash away.
Yo one of those jungle camps coming up for our junglers, man.
You're he's gonna be on Scott like right around now. He's like on top of our bot
We don't know I'll let you know I'll tell you if he's top scutter bot in a second
I'm just knocking him in the back. I'm gonna back. He's bought Scott box cut. Okay
That's good call. That's good
Well, so is there two scouts one top one bottom up top of my yeah, I
I can beat him to top scott if I hurry I gotta beat him top scott
I mean Chad the Annie has 10 CS I've doubled her CS right now it's wearing a good wearing
a good one.
I'm jungling against a Malfi holy niche Chad holy niche.
I'm gonna put this back and freeze, I'm gonna put this back and freeze, I'm gonna catch
you gank this this is a gank oh good fear good fear from the jettie wick
you're gonna kill look I heard so much button now shit yo what hey it's fine it's
fine it's fine it's fine it's because the nazis was stealing the minion so I
I couldn't heal. What a pig! Bro, let me heal you fucker!
I'm gonna be late to drag and I have to go top to bot. I can't get my camps after that.
Bro, just let me hit the minions. I'm literally under a turret. You fucking loser.
Now you're dead to Malfi.
Yo, um, Malfight showed top, we could look from drag, but I don't know, I'd rather just
do my clear.
He can't get dragged either way.
Let me do my clear, Muda, and just keep farming.
Okay, back.
Okay, back.
Bro, something about like, beating your mid laner or laner in general,
doesn't mean like they're just better in the hands.
It just means you're fucking smarter than them, too.
I actually love this feeling, bro.
Like, this Annie's getting mauled, bro.
Oh, now flash, chat! Now flash!
Not chat it just because I needed to what's it called I needed to cue the minions. What are you stealing minions?
Well, yeah, okay, so drag is warded and
Annie's very weak bro like double CS
I'm gonna counter gank that mouth fight wait I'm gonna kill Annie mood I'm gonna kill Annie dude
I just
Wow
We never know you can see her oh
My god
Yeah, what were wrong there though, is it just Malphite, well I fucking hate Malphite man.
Like I hate Malphite, I hate characters that can just run at you and stun you.
If Annie had a stun there chat and then Malphite had a stun there.
Wait Lucian should be dead to a pike here.
Nice!
Big shot down.
Drag's not warded anymore.
You don't really know what we should do. Do you want to look on drag? You're gapping her.
Yo, bait her up. I think I should gank her and then we should do drag.
actually do your thing I'm just gonna clear I want to waste time time is of
the essence yeah you got to be patient pipes coming he might try to you might
try to hook her mood up yeah you might try to hook her yeah he's coming he's
coming he's coming he's coming he's coming and he goes to
feels like a dragon I don't know feels like a dragon
Moot on low key, can you come track?
Yo, you're actually funny as shit.
Did you see that no I stole the dragon art away
Chat did you fucking see that I'm actually Jimmy Wick that was insane
Did you see that shit?
Your debts are actually so funny bro like when you die shit
Oh my god, I was in the lead by so much too, what the fuck man?
See this is why I don't want to play Annie, but like fuck it, I don't know, like maybe
I just have to.
Six hours of league sounds like a torturous simulation, yeah it is, but I'm about to
be gold, so normally I can only do about one to two hours a day.
I'm gonna fucking murder Annie, bro.
Did you see that?
Did you actually see that?
That was a good fucking play, kid.
Yo, this is a grub...
This is grubs.
This is always a grubs play here.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna grab your skull!
Oh my god, oh my god!
I believe, I believe, there's no way I can do this.
Yeah, they have mid-file, I cannot be gross.
Annie mid, mouth fight jungle, you are a fucking pedophile.
Oh my god, two stuns.
Gun mouth fights, Annie stuns!
I love how she makes that chat, I love how she makes that fucking noise when she stuns you.
I want to rip your fucking head off!
Holy fuck, bro.
Wait, this is a gank.
You take those minions off your head.
It does so much damage.
Oh my god.
Three kills.
Wait, you want me to dive Annie?
Okay, this game is completely inted by the way, I have 0-4-6-7 CS, but we completely lost
the game.
You don't have a mid laner this game, you don't have a mid laner this game.
If you play any of the Dirt God, like actually.
I got Mr. Greedy for one second.
Oh my god.
Chad, I don't know, I thought Lucian was out of line there.
Of course, um, Pike said report to Yone.
I'm gonna fucking...
Yo.
yo bro we can still win we can still win vaughn
you're a kill for fucking talking to the mother fucker
you stupid mother fucker
bro moona chill play the game
yo we can still win you just need to get a shot down kid
you're actually somehow out yes-ing her i didn't know how that's possible if you're
one four
oh my god
i'm tibbers
i'm gonna fucking murder you
i'm gonna fucking murder you
yo i can't breathe watching this
oh my god
you have to play any
you have to play any
bro this bitch is broken
this bitch is broken
it's just so fucked
I
Got that is a good kill. Oh god tippers
You're terrible
Like
Yo Ike, you can't breathe watching this.
Bro, Annie might be the best mid later in the game.
She just has like some monster that fucking runs at you.
I want to die at the Lucian, would I kind of have him?
Oh no, oh god no, god no!
What the fuck?!
How am I life? How am I life?
How am I life? How am I life? Chat, how am I life?
Dude, I think you broke your mic.
Oh chat, Annie's 11, I didn't even know.
Hello, hello, hello?
Yeah, I can hear you now.
Oh, that mic was broken.
Maxis, please help.
We cannot fight this. No way we can fight this.
I don't know what to do, man. They just have everything.
Oh my god, bro. Chad, I think I should start getting in. He said I'll follow you.
Who's more common do you think?
Akali.
Well like the one Annie game every 10 games is, I don't know man, it's like, I don't know.
Well low key Akali is really fucking common, like I feel like a lot of people buy Akali.
Yeah a lot.
You'll get like a ton of file on Annie and you'll get like 10 games.
But also though Akali gets banned a lot by mid laners, so I mean, I don't know.
I feel like if you don't ban Annie, you're just gonna be in a cauldron simulator, or if you don't ban a cauldron.
These guys feel for each other so well.
They're never isolated.
They're literally never isolated.
I think I'm in your screen chair like can you end your speech I hear your game yeah
yeah yeah yeah.
watch out and he's coming
we move that's a big kill
that's a big f**k
Get away from me!
Yo.
There's a...
This Lucian is so out of position.
Do I just ult away there?
No. How are they still...
Bro, these guys just...
Let's throw it always in a path.
I only see two.
Oh my god.
This was on me, brother, this was on me, whatever.
I mean, Malfight, Jungle, Annie, Mid, Bluestion is 9-1.
Bro, if we do scale, we'll be able to scale.
The thing is, can we last another 10-15 minutes?
We lost and our teammates are typing and LOL so probably not or end please yo we
have to go yes that's a shutdown
on the right side of the devil very very very of you game right now bro Mudo
you just got to get some shutdowns going to win
yo dragon 50 I think we teamfight this you down
so if I can do anything into this team comp am I like tweaking
I'm gonna kill Tamketch wait Muda I have a big kill
I was this guy so fast oh my god
No nice flash bitch, you're dead boy. Yes
I should not have smited back. Oh, no, I think I have a smite. No, I don't I oh my god, I just sold the game
I smited before dragon
Why is Pyke in a gala?
Fandag, I'll ward it just for shits and gigs, actually there's no point in me warding it.
I'm gonna relax, bro.
Typing is not gonna make this shit better.
I know, I'm just slashing Duffin.
Just slashing Duffin.
Just play the game, bro.
I don't have to land an R on this Annie, bro.
Well not even moving by that much.
Oh my god a kill Annie.
Left to the shield.
Yes.
Right killed Annie and moved out, that's actually big.
That's really good.
I had a tower now.
Oh man!
They're trying to end, can you come back?
No, no, you gotta stall, you gotta stall, you gotta stall, they can, they can, they can.
Alright, they didn't know.
I'm gonna please give that turret, let's fucking go kid.
Now I have an ID, I do a lot of damage.
Now we just build MR bro, we win the game.
MR, MR, not MR, but MR.
Wulahi, this is one of them, Muta.
Yeah, hold on, one minute.
I know who's gonna build after this.
Wait, the double sun, get over here!
Tamkent is dead on my screen.
Tamkent is dead on my screen.
Oh no, fucking...
Bro, they're a better team than us.
They just heal so well, oh my...
Please, Muta.
I mean, girl, what is Pyke's like, girl, hell.
How is there an access in Pyke like, whoa.
Whoa, I don't get it.
There's three people there.
Why am I the only one trying to avenge you but the Syndra, the 0 and 7 Syndra, 14 to
3 bot lane.
I'm reporting Syndra.
Sabotage
Yeah, that's X9 the center here, please like I don't know bro like
This is the worst you come ever for Warwick. I don't know. No, but you know, it's crazy
We have one we have the best boat wall left the game to offer that
We have to be back. Yeah, but I didn't even scale bro. I don't I'd rather just be ye and just cut Lux's fucking throat out
Gotta hate Lux think I hate every champion in this game. I think I hate the champion. I'm using
Yeah, this mouth like's gapping the fuck out of me
But he's just so low baron, this guy has such a big penis.
I did not- oh my god.
I didn't mean to flash!
Yeah, that's because my F and my DR are right next to each other.
Oh, Syndra has 100 CS.
That's all.
Wow.
100 CS Syndra.
Under CS Syndra. Yeah, but the Syndra's I get against me mid chat are fucking faker
Why are we fucking at that thing?
You want to collapse Kalusian?
We are, let's just, let's go.
I'll fight someone there, I'll fight someone there.
I'm on T1!
Yes, please, Muda, come on. Come in the map, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm behind bro.
Kind of foul Lucian.
Oh my god, this motherfucker!
Yeah, this is a nightmare game, this is a nightmare game, literally a nightmare game.
Chad, Spectre's Cowl or... I don't even know, bro.
I literally don't even know him in.
Oh, if they don't end here, we can win, but I mean...
I'm gonna order some tacos or some shit, bro.
I mean, they're not even confessing, they're just sitting in spawn, bro.
I mean, bro, they're paying.
Nice. Good shit, Sinja.
Nice. Nice, Sinja. Nice.
Nice.
Very nice out of you, Sidroth.
Not...
How do I lose my platinum game?
Too fun.
Dude, I don't know, I just felt like I never had
a single opportunity to engage.
Every time I engaged, there was just an absolute
sex offender, a mouth fight in a bush,
coming out of nowhere.
I mean, like, how do you even do anything mid lane
when you get stunned by Annie into a mouth fight stun?
It's a tip!
TIP!
I don't know.
Yo, I'm going to get like a protein bar.
This shit's disgusting.
Wow, what a gross game.
What a gross game.
Oh my god Annie into mouth fight bro Annie into mouth fight man Annie into mouth fight
Annie into mouth fight Wow like you're actually a piece of shit genuinely actually piece of
shit.
you
Thank you.
you
Muda. Muda. So if there's ever a world where you're going to, um, good job.
I didn't even know ghost had protein bars. I think my mom got these. I did not even know
Ghost had protein bars
Yeah, what the heck it looks like a Twix bar
Oh
Yo, Muda
Muda you're muted
Yo, yeah, bro. If Yone ever gets banned playing any great. Yeah
Yeah, well, ah, he won't lie. Okay, cuz she's broken. Can I do?
Bro, what the fuck man?
Like bro she's clearly a busted ass champ.
Have we ganked up B, we have, yeah, yeah, we have, yeah, I was silver two when I got
on.
We're up a gamer two, we're up a gamer two, bro, we just can't get that last win man.
just can't get that last win. I think we're up to games, Luda. Yeah, we're up to, we're up to.
My god, this game was. All right, Dante, I got you. I'll engage more, yeah.
I'm a machine, time machine. Please make Yone not banned. Bro, I wanted to get banned so you could
You can play Annie for a game and just go off.
What do you mean go off?
Nothing's gonna be better than Yone.
But you don't know that though.
But I don't even mean go off.
I just mean like get good reps in.
Oh, yeah, I mean I don't care.
I'm 100% just only like after laning against an Annie,
I will never not ever play Annie after Yone against Ben.
Like ever.
Bro.
Oh my god.
That was Syndra Draven.
Oh my god, that might be the loser from the last game.
Bro, I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to play Yi.
I'm going to literally drop 20 kills this game.
Okay, I've got Delta's message I saw.
Yeah, I'll just I'll try to engage more in like the middle to late game
Yo mood off
Y'all I need it this is not good mood up um yell what I think I need five wins now
now.
You got any five wins?
Oh, I need two.
I need two.
Who got 10 plays?
Was that Syndra?
Oh, by the way,
we have a support mouth fight.
Bro, I'm going to go,
I'm going to go Yi and
literally like slice this
Draven's head off 20 times.
I mean, yeah, it has to be I'm gonna go ye I'm just gonna I'm just gonna be like a Chad
this game.
Shit, bro, Syndra's bad as fuck, bro, Swain's plot three.
Good God.
It's the hot even if they're plot three, like what are you looking at, bro?
When you load in, click the profile player info thing and then you see everybody's ranks
currently it's the current ranks like opi dodgy G or no literally in the game
roots in the game you never did that seriously I don't know what you're
pressing what oh my god it's a center bro if this ginger is like last game
okay we win the game but I can watch Jixie I'm calling it right now this
Sinja's gonna be fucking exported from fucking Korea.
She's gonna be the best Sinja I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, wait, we had a Sinja 80s C-class game, right?
Didn't she go in 7?
Is that her?
All in like 10, I don't know.
What, is that the same skin?
Chat, is that the same skin?
Chat, is it?
Out to God it is.
No, different skin, different skin.
Alright chat, it's Master Jinxie time, here we go, here we go.
My favorite champion in the game.
I'm gonna hold my W better this game.
Kat lock in, Matz or Jinxy time.
You know time is out of essence, yo you gotta be patient, you gotta be patient, time is
out of essence.
Okay, it's time for just some Master Yi hypercarries chat.
It's time to drop 20 bombs.
fucking pan chat wait what is our record what's our record yeah I just know we're
up again or two well bot looks horrible holy shit that's a gap you know it's
bad when bot dies and they're both like full health it's like they're what the
What happened?
I mean, Jesus.
Oh, that's definitely better than the last one, to be honest.
I'm going to go for a double scout here.
Yo, Lilliga has eight CS.
All right, this is a gap
All right, never mind I'm down
I just do two damage
Oh my god, there's two damage!
I'm gonna have to- NOOOOOO!
Why are there four there, man?
Because I'm on Master Yi and it's always demonic.
Every time I'm on Master Yi, it's just some demonic fucking game, bro.
Every fucking time.
I'm killing a Stamcanch.
If I don't kill the Stamcanch, I'm actually gonna like, quit Lee.
Come up here, you pussy.
All right, I have to kill this guy.
Oh, that's the easiest.
That's easy.
This is the easiest kill of all time.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
I'm ye early game, so I'll end up not getting it, trust me.
Yep, didn't get it.
Because Master Yi does no damage at the start of the game.
And now I'm late to my camps.
Yeah, G fucking G.
Yeah, full on GG, too.
GG
Of course Scott's walking away
Oh my god bro, where's the simtra, I guess.
Holy shit, I was lucked out with 1 HP.
Well, Synder's chat, Walda Synder's broken.
Like Walda than an nerf her bro.
Like actually.
It's disgusting.
Well, not the Synder we had.
That guy was terrible.
No, that guy's got CTP.
Ooh, this could be a kill on Draven here.
I mean as long as I don't die surely I killed the Draven here and maybe even the Swain.
Alright come here Tata one.
Oh god that's a Plat Swain.
Well played.
Well played.
Mita, do you want to look on drag?
No, no, no, no.
Alright.
Fuck the first drag, man, because we're so behind.
Bro just pick up Briar and lock in.
Bro he's good bro he's so good.
He's just horrible in the early game.
He does 5 damage a hit.
And then has no health.
Bro.
Oh my god, sometimes I just fucking do this thing.
Oh.
Yeah, I mean, Chai shouldn't go fleet into this, bro, but I just hate going fleet into
like golds and plastic so
but aren't you golden plas yeah but my ego says I'm challenging
I'm glad we fault cleared he's just now getting on dragon
I think we're still behind, but we gotta give it a couple of tries.
I think you should.
I think you should.
She said I can collapse with you.
Yeah, but I have no alt and I'm, yeah, I have no alt.
All right.
Well, then chocolate then.
Let him have it.
Yeah.
I don't know what Malfype just did, I don't know what Malfype just did, I don't know what
I'm out of mouth right now.
Our bot is fucking Pewtrip.
I might be able to gank this camp catch.
I might be able to gank this camp catch
I could definitely kill the camp catch
Yeah, I'm gonna kill him
I
Was driven by
Nice nice Jamesy nice
Let's go, let's fucking go, that's all I need with Yi, right there, that's all I need.
That is all I need with Yi, bro, literally.
Bro, and we get grubbed, because fucking, and I got that kill, bro, and I got a kill.
We're back in, we're back in, we're back in.
That's all I need with Yi is to kill him.
Now I'm not gonna die for the rest of the game, unless I die right now.
Unless I'm gonna die right now.
Once I back, I'm not going to have to rest of me. Mark my words.
Let's fucking go, God! Let's go.
Yes.
Wow, we got crabs off that too, that's huge, let's go.
Oh, that was so good.
So, I gotta kill?
You gotta kill? You got two kills?
I got two kills and got crabs.
Bro, that's huge. I gotta kill. And I got like a lot of power.
God I love Master Yi.
Oh my God, Sintert is so much damage.
Did you kill her?
Yeah, I killed her once.
And they did a good thing, bro.
I have one kill, she has zero.
Hey, bot's horrible this game, so that's gonna be it.
Yeah, that was terrible.
The thing is, chat, is Draven like easy to kill?
Oh yeah, I mean, kinda.
He kinda is.
I'm going to find out, he's in my lane.
Oh, Lillia's also in my lane too.
I'm going to wait till I get 1500.
Oh I could kill the timecatch.
Bro I could easily kill the timecatch holy shit.
Nah he has so much movement and health.
I mean it's like, it swings just kind of fucking.
I'm driving so much.
Oh he has bloodthirst here.
Oh my god, I'm fucking serious.
I'm about to make a big blast.
What do you mean by she's CS-mogging you? She has seven more CS than the other mog.
All right, I got BF Sword perfectly.
Bro, do you want to give Drag again?
I mean, I don't have it.
I mean, I don't have it.
We have no mid-prior.
Give Drag.
I'm going to go talk to Bob in the Dragon because we have no mid-prior.
It's fine.
It's the second dragon.
All good.
How big are you right now, Muda?
Like, not that big?
Raven just hit a turret head.
Thank god, I missed so much opportunity there and I still killed him.
Did they pull Dragon out of pit?
They did.
Unknown, unknown.
It looks like they did.
I'm about to be over there in a second this looks too safe oh my god yes this
looks really juicy I'll control I just got didn't he have wait how is that
Shut down
Yeah, that made me good that both that killed it. I just got a why does that one go down? Yeah, I dream in that was good
But I was good bugs into back into stop skirt into rip tail
Telling you bro, once I get a couple kills on Yi, I don't die.
It's a Yi Hider carry game.
What do you mean, Dirk Verde got an outsa today?
What happened, little Dirk?
What was the Verde?
Did I really want to gank this guy?
I'm ganking him.
I'm ganking the fuck out of him.
God, I have no R, though.
I should have waited, low key.
Malfight that was so good.
Malfight that was so good.
Malfight that was beautiful.
OK, never mind.
Bob's fine.
Let's go now.
It's not like some fucking playmaker.
Oh no, they're gonna come, come, come!
Wait, no, it's here. We're good. No, it's here. We're so good.
I got revved whatever. I got revved, I got revved. Bro, what? No, was it worth? No, but I got revved.
What, he was guilty? Dirk was guilty as fuck, really?
This is a 3v1 on Tomcatch.
Okay, where did Tomcatch go?
Uh, is Tomcatch the most broken character in the game?
How did he just get out of that?
How did Tomcatch just get out of a 3v...
How did he get out of a 3v1?
What?
How?
An enemy has been slain.
Auto-draven, but he flashed me chat. I was trying to get autos on whoever was closest to me.
Did you get my Q stack him?
Fucking mod, man.
It's just mod, bro.
this looks really good this looks good this looks good this looks good this
time catch is so hard to kill that
How does this guy get away every time?
Bane, please.
Yes!
Yamuto, you wanna work on this dragon boy?
Dude, I'm so ready for that dragon.
Do you wanna go for it, bro?
I'm shocked.
I'm shocked.
I'm three items right now.
I'm three items.
I'm pig right now, bro.
I'm very, very big.
I thought there was a scut there trying to make a weekend.
Alright let's come drag then, fuck it, let's go.
Let's get loud.
This is gonna be the whole game right here.
I'm gonna ward over the wall I think.
We moved a collapse track.
Collapse track.
Coming, coming, coming, coming, coming.
We're good.
We're good.
I don't know if we can get it anymore.
Oh my god fuck with that four man out there. No
I got dragged
I thought it was cute
You just said amazing. I don't even know what you did, but you may not engage me to work
You don't even want to know that
I don't know what you just said, but I was fucking beautiful
Yo, how does this all work like is it rain like ours are aligned like if they're in the line
It's a line. It's a line. You're in a line. Just get it. I'm gonna rip child man. I'm gonna rip child man
Ready?
Let me get in it. Let me get in though. Let me get in it
Run him over, run him over.
Beautiful.
Wait, what?
Alright!
Tom catch his aaaaaaates!
Matthew, you just died so fast.
He died, that's why I feel like if I'm playing Yone you should be playing Warwick
because you just peel so much better.
True.
And we can work together like you're all but my are.
We ripped out the turret, he goes like underground, pops up, instantly stuns me and then I get
like strip-hole CC'd.
You're actually him, you're actually the truth, like you're legitimately the truth.
buddy just see what i'm doing here
well you're legitimately the truth
let's go boss go we need to go to black tonight let's go
are you up to a slow start this game too you just cheat out i was i was yeah
damn bros four and one i'm actually passed i was doing so good this game
Yeah, I don't know, Tomcancers goes underground. I'm immediately stunned and then it's just
like three man gate.
It's okay, Twinum. It's okay, Twinum.
Chat Loki, I should have built MR, but I like TZ more, Loki. But actually, I should have
I like BT like BT is my favorite item bro
Looking good
I'm gonna start just like peeling you guys. I don't have near full build yet though
This guy's are peeling you guys
I hate engaging on the Tomcatch, he just never dies.
Oh my god, so I'm not shitting, you're huge right now.
You're huge.
Yo, is there bluebuck still up?
I think there are bluebuck's respawn.
I'mma be over there in a second.
I move up this spot, I'm gonna take the top. You want it?
Yeah, Loki, I think I need it.
I can smile at it.
I'm sorry, brah, I need it. I need everything to skin.
I don't care.
Jax, after one minute, we're in a really good spot, so I'm gonna take this one.
Alright, Ilias just now lived in the Nexus.
Yo are we getting dragon in 40 seconds?
Ah 100% you're huge.
It comes down to you like if you're on dragon I'll go on dragon but if you're not I'm not
going to.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like you're the only one we can play around.
You're literally our whole team right now.
I'm going dragon now.
I'm going dragon going dragon.
Just sit in the bush.
Go die tonight.
Don't get like four man.
I'm just gonna, the other guy is chasing you down.
I'm gonna wrap around.
I'm gonna be right behind you.
God, I feel like I'm gonna get caught out in this bush.
No, no, no, no, no, don't be scared of this guy.
Yo, should I flash through and now?
No, no, no, just feel for the fight.
You gotta go, I need you guys to feel for me.
Well, we need Malphite to fucking engage over here.
Okay, so try.
They come at us, they're all at us.
Alright, now get out, we don't have to fight here.
Okay, they fight, we fight.
Oh my god!
Bitch, wait what? She has this tank.
Help, hold up, hold up!
Yes!
and and and and
i think so broken are you sure to get out
all along
joe's not gonna bad spot bring bring me in bring me in bring me in
we are
we are we are we're here we're escorting you
Yeah, back me by head.
Me too.
Now we buy it more.
Practice pressing Y.
What does Y do?
You're trying to unlock my camera for the rest of this game?
No, no, no, no, not that.
I haven't even done that yet, bro. I haven't even done that yet.
I'm sort of learning it, though. I'm sort of learning it.
I play hybrid, I play hybrid.
What does that mean, like you toggle that kinda?
Yeah, I toggle and I really need to do a toggle it.
I'm just gonna be right next to you, bro.
You're like our whole team.
You're fucking huge, bro.
I know, I'm gonna back and buy an Electron and they can't do as much damage as me.
Baron's in one minute, I think.
Aw, shoot, you know what?
One more wave, never hurt, no matter.
I mean, can we kill this Tom Kench bot here?
If we stay together, we'll never die, by the way.
Like ever.
I'll be on you. I'll be on your deck. Wait, this seems bad.
This seems really bad. Don't worry, I haven't got you. Don't worry, I don't worry. I haven't got you.
Blah, blah, blah. Don't fight this, please. Please, please, please.
Nice shot. I get things like save.
Yeah, we just go Baron? Let's just go Baron. Let's go Baron, Moodle.
Alright, I'm coming.
If you need to back, like, do it now.
I'll go down there, like, BG.
Literally, yeah, just all Baron.
I think all five of us will...
How much focus does that have? Focus the Draven and...
Who's the problem?
Oh, yeah, just Draven, okay.
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll watch out for him.
Oh
Jamin jamin jamin sick yes
Yes, but you came at the clutchest moment ever bro. Lilia. Lilia. Lilia. Oh god
Yes, yeah
I saw
Fucking dude. They go get money. Go get money hit every fucking turn you can or some bullshit. Let me know in the back
Oh, yes.
Make some money, make some money.
Make some money, make some money.
That's how we're-
Get back in town, okay.
I can hit this.
I need a wave though.
Yeah.
Bro, let's fuck you, go man.
I just made a play.
That's the thing bro, if you're a little rat in the back with yee, you'll kill everybody.
Be careful, be careful, be careful.
I just pulled on you, I just pulled on you.
Mr. Canadian! I'm out, I'm out.
You're gonna have so much gold, holy sh**.
So you're the only one who has Baron there? Who's got Baron?
I got Baron, I got Baron. I just might have it.
Alright, drag him on there, bro. I want this drag. I want this drag.
I really want this drag.
I don't know why to smite it, that was the dumbest thing I could have done, god I have
some type of ct, why did I smite chat, why did I smite, there's no damage to it, why
are we fighting this, we have a dragon 30 seconds, because bro people are just too bored
to wait for objectives, they don't even care, muda, let me say this to you, I have no smite
because I have ct so I'd rather fight them before we do a smite off, like I'd rather
like turn it and jump them do you know what I mean yeah like I like we just turn it and jump them
I mean bro the second I kill Draven they won't test with us anymore
yeah this time catch don't lose her
all right head jack head jack head jack head jack me head jack me head jack me
probably have no smite bro this is so bad fine fine fine but i don't know they don't know yeah yeah
I'm waiting for it but I kind of baited but I have something I could have went in there
I don't think I could have won that.
Draven is like, I'm looking for Draven and saving my ult for Draven, but I can't find him.
Oh, we all died for that. That's so bad.
I baited, but I still didn't have a good engagement, I don't know. I would have just walked into four people.
I don't know what else to build in the middle of the game, unless I do not kinect with the
other one.
What's the other one?
What's that other item?
What's that other item?
The wrong Malfight would have hit him, chat.
Oh, he's here, he's on mid, he's not even in the red zone, though.
He only has that one.
Come here, bitch.
Nice Malfight, but he missed.
Yeah, okay, I think I can press these guys
Yeah, we can potentially end here, we can potentially end, Javen's bot, Javen's bot,
I'm right behind y'all. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling y'all behind. That's in here. I'm ready to engage.
Let me know it's when. Let me know how you're going to.
Oh
Not bad we can add it we can add it blind me I dig
Bring it one hell
Come the other
I told you we couldn't fucking get him out of the mood off!
No we couldn't have pulled him, we couldn't have played it, we couldn't have played it.
No we could not have ended there bro, no way.
I think I'm full build so now I'm just gonna probably count out the next team fight.
Yeah, just yo, five drag and the game.
We're good, we're good.
Just five drag and the game.
There's no way we could have ended. They had a turn.
Two people up, no way. And Tom catches up.
Are we going Baron or drag?
Go Baron.
Baron at the soul?
Yeah, Baron right into soul.
We take everything because
Um, if they don't, if they don't, what's it called, they, uh, they lose.
If they don't, if they don't, if they fight, they lose, so they literally lose every team
fight.
Full build.
I, I'm full build ye, and I'm gonna buy my items, I'm gonna buy my elixir and wrath.
All right, I'm going right to Baron.
Nar, why the fuck, Nar, what the fuck are you doing?
Baron, please.
Dragon's not up for 40.
Stop hitting it, I'm not even kidding.
I'm gonna get a Penta.
Just focus on getting...
I won't bear him.
I won't bear him too, motherfucker.
This is why I pentaed a Trap.
Why do I die there, though?
Oh, I don't think I can pan-tab. It's a 5v3 now.
I know it's a 5v2.
Oh, they have Baron, but they get drag.
Chad, does that mean anything else bad things do?
I could go for like a faker play.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because if you die, you actually lose the game.
I know, but I could flash and smite-steal soul.
Borrow it. It, it, oh my god.
I did not mean to do that.
Ah, time to catch some, I did.
Never mind.
Oh no, I might be dead here. She might be dead.
Nice! Nice!
Woo!
Go, go, go, go, go, go. Holy shit, Mastery.
He's fast as fuck.
That's his R.A.M.
Alright! We got Baron.
They got Dragon.
Hmm
Right, but I felt like dove out of the pit there. What even happened? They didn't even come into the pit. We were just like kind of dead.
What was that?
One left Baron?
Well like none of y'all died on Baron. You guys like ran out of Baron and died.
I might either get them off so we can get there and then I died and then I don't know what else
Um, I mean bro, we're pretty strong right now. I'm scared bro. No, I'm in full build. I'm ready to touch it like
Let's just walk it down then in the open. Let's walk it down
They don't have soul that dragon did nothing for them bro, we're good
I don't know why I'm out fighting to be in front okay, okay, beat the mouth I then
He needs to engage I'm just literally like baiting the mouth
Why is he not fighting in the back?
Oh my god, bro, I think they got a little dude
Fun shit ever
40 minute of build up to
Ha ha ha.
As long as you're just practical, okay?
That's my game!
That's what it's all about right there, man.
For real.
I need a 5 minute breather.
I need a 5 minute breather.
Like, my eyes are heavy.
I'm fucking- I can't even think straight, bro.
I think we re-cue it.
Let me run it back.
Instantly?
I think we just snap re-cue.
Oh my god, bro.
Okay, fine.
I'm gonna play Eve.
I don't like me on the way I 40k damage brother to it. How much damage did I have?
Oh, I think I get 50 or 60k 60k. I'm gonna water we're gonna stop you then human 20
How much damage I have?
Wait I was 9 for play, oh no that was last game, I was going to say I thought I did good
I didn't.
Where's that game?
It's not loading.
Oh my God, I have a toothache.
I have a toothache.
I have a toothache.
I have a toothache.
Bro, Chad, y'all like how I, like, Chad, y'all like how I, um, I have a toothache.
Chet, do y'all like how I focus the Draven in those kills?
Bro, MVP, MVP, MVP, MVP, I have like five in a piece of this game today.
Chet, 68,000 damage, someone said 68k, how do I, how do I see how much damage I had that
game?
Oh my god, 68,000 damage.
68,000 damage over my Yone is a 55% win rate.
Accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept!
Alright.
Oh my god.
Six, six, seven!
Yo, that's it.
I'm going to my setup right now.
Yo.
Yo, chat.
My coach just called me in Japan.
Some guys.
Okay, James to go.
So how do I need to talk to you about that?
All right, what's up, man?
Okay, so I'm noticing that in a lot of your games, it looks like when you're fighting in team fights, you're gonna like go in and then you kind of run around in circles when you're backing off, but you never know when to go back in.
Do you know what I mean?
And the reason why this happens is because of your camera.
It's because since your camera's always locked on you,
and when you click on other places, you don't see where your character it is.
It kind of like makes it so that you can never input a movement command while you're joining.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes. Well, have us. We're good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you mean.
So, so the thing is that what I want you to start doing in your games,
games and you can ask Muda for a bit of help with this is that when you practice unlocking and
locking your camera especially when T-fights are happening because that makes it so let's say you
press white and you hover over another part of your screen your screen is going to stay there so
if you want to click there then you can click there and there's no issue do you know what I mean?
So just click white on a team fight over them?
So it's like your camera is always locked to you right that's called locked camera
But when you press the button Y it unlocks your camera and then it stays unlocked until you press Y again
So what I want you to do is you can even like exit you right now and go and practice slow
And I want you to just practice
Jixi, walk more like, walk more like, or is he?
The assist is gonna be the thing that levels you up
from sulfur all the way to mid-platinum.
And it's a skill that you actually have to learn.
Okay, got it.
Thank you, bro.
Okay, Jixi, I'll talk to you for a minute, thank you.
I'm walking and I'm walking counter, okay?
Okay, we're going in practice mode.
Okay, that's it.
All right, see you.
Okay, Jixi, I'm gonna be first, chef.
Yo, okay, are you ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jixi, let me teach you a thing.
So, uh, go mid, go mid, where's my, where's my, where's the menu on the left side?
Wait, Muta, do you want to max out our ship?
You have it?
I don't have the options.
I don't think you can go mid.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I don't have the options either.
Do you want to just practice the why thing?
Go mid, just go mid, yeah, yeah, I'm going to tell you how to do it, I'm going to tell
you how to do it.
So, but I want you to go mid, I want you to press escape, why you're going there, press
escape and go to um go to go to hotkeys and then scroll down to camera control
yep can i scroll down do you see toggle camera lock what does that say
what press press it press space no i need my space i need my space what's your space for
That's my auto.
Wait, you don't, uh, like what?
Yeah, space is my auto.
Wait, wait, your space is your auto?
Yes.
What about your right plus?
That's my movement.
They're like, you can left hit a minion and it, and it, and it like...
You can just left click on the minion, bro.
Yeah, I know, but Jontes taught me to spacebar.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, okay, I guess you could use Y, but is Y not like, is Y not hard like your spate,
your thumb is open?
Not that bad.
It's not that bad.
Yo, that is good, bro.
Oh my god.
What?
Dude, with Y you can see so much.
No, no, no, with Y you can see so much.
Yeah, I know.
You know, I thought you'd been playing like this, but bro, how do you press Y in like
middle of fights?
With your index?
Yeah.
I just index really quick before a fight. Oh, no, bro. Wait, why did you have your talent on space? Yeah, bro
That's really bad
Well, you can't you just can't learn to like right click them with your mouse I
Like space, I don't know
Okay, fine, I guess if you fly fuck it. Yeah, if you press Y you can just move your mouse up a little bit
Well, bro, the thing is is you can like
Damn, I don't know. I guess okay. I mean, I don't want to like fucking keep eyes on but do you see how like practice it?
Well, like no, it's amazing. Well, you click why you can see everything and in my yeah, that's so good before a team fight
Yo, Rick you Rick you all right down. Yeah, that's it is so good because you like you before big team fight if I click why I
Yeah, I can see everything.
All right, are you ready?
Hey, I invited you.
I guess, Chai, you can use Camelot on a side mouse button.
But why?
Like, you're never going to press Y.
Well, I mean, I will.
Really?
Bro, my index act like look at my keyboard to press Y.
Yeah, like before a big team battle, I can just go.
and then I can see everybody.
Cause it's not like it moves that much.
Yo Locky, we need to win this game.
I know bro, this is my plot, we actually need this.
This is the game we've continuously been losing
over and over.
I know, we always get one away bro,
one away and we just lose, always.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, baby I love the way.
Yo chat what is more important in league micro or macro or no?
Bro, can you just play Annie one time, please?
Okay, but if we lose like Bo we're gonna probably lose bro. I promise we'll win if you play Annie
Well, I think it's just better for me to dodge I have one dodge left I have one dodge
I'll be a dodger be a dodger be a dodger be a dodger. I don't know how to do it
Bro you're pathetic man. You're pathetic fucking league player
One guy and if you don't get your one guy you dodge the whole lot
That's what you would you rather play one character and be a hyper carry on them or regenerate three characters and be medium at all three
Was that this bro?
Okay, no. I did not mean to. I didn't think of this. I didn't think of this. I've been for five minutes. I've been for five minutes.
Yo, oh my God, bro.
It's five minutes, Joe. Joe, it's five minutes. Which rather wait five minutes and actually win a game or be instant by an anti mid-lane, bro.
I'll be back. I'll do this.
Gene, so when you press, why do you need to move your mouse to the edge of your screen? You can move there where the camera is placed.
You press right here to move your mouse to the edge of the screen.
Okay.
Chat mind you, I've had this delay the entire time.
Guys, I have a one minute delay. So like if you say something, I'm not going to resplit spamming it's not going to do it. I'm not going to see it for a minute anyways.
We might not get gold tonight. I'm not even kidding. I still need to get like four wins. Oh my
Yeah, let's see. I still need to get like four wins, bro
And we could get gold, but I don't know
Yo, oh my god, we're actually closed hold up is that three went no that's 73 LP yeah, that's four wins
Bro, let's just get some ffs at 15, right?
Wait, see if you lost LP. If I lost LP or if Mooda lost LP.
Wait, if I, there's no way I lose LP for my teammate dodging, but I am cute with him. So maybe.
Yeah, how do I see if Mooda lost LP?
How do I see Muta's LP?
There it is.
Let's see, 91 LP. Let's see what Muta was.
No, he didn't lose any LP.
So he didn't lose any LP.
I know you see sometimes wonder me to me and I'll be so wonderful.
Oh, but when you piss jixie, do you just piss for like your mood?
I don't go and practice tool for like two minutes while we wait while we wait.
Okay.
I'm going to practice the camera thing.
How much longer do you have three minutes, three minutes?
Uh, yeah, yo chat for 400 games played. Am I like above average below average or average?
Child, why is it not going to be on me? The custom game.
Like, guys, for 400 games played, am I like below average above average or like average?
Oh, I think you lost five LP for that, by the way.
I'm still one game away from plot, regardless.
You're actually a sicko.
You're a legitimate sicko.
Oh, it's not letting me, it's not letting me start a practice race for us.
I don't know why.
I guess it's bugged.
So, bro, you're just never going to play anything aside from Yone ever?
No, no, no.
I think you don't play anything besides your right, bro
I think inevitably I'm gonna have to but like bro. I feel like my yone is so fucking good, bro
It's so good. I have like eight. I've like six seven hundred games on him, bro
like
Bro, I don't know how you're dropping these kills on Warwick if I play any other kid. That's not your ye
I'm just fucking cheating the bed, but I'm gonna be honest, bro
I really do think I like you on on on way on a on a
Bro what what I like you on wet bro. I like you on warwick, bro
I really like you on warwick bro 14 and 3 on the warwick every time you go warwick. We just win the game
That's literally not true
14 and 3
Honestly victory two of my three games that I have been wins
I have a higher KDA with you today and a higher one, so just trust me, bro, he's fine.
Like he's so good.
I just have to be smart.
Like with Warwick, I can just let my dick hang because Warwick's so tanky.
Yeah, we'll look this tanky.
You're cute.
You're cute.
30 seconds, 30 seconds, 30 seconds.
Yeah.
Mood, are you playing in my Fortnite tournament?
I don't even know.
You are, right?
No, I, I, I know you're not playing in it.
I mean, I'd love to, but I don't know.
Is it full?
No, it's not full.
Wait, what?
I messaged you.
I messaged you.
Muda, could you, could you get it to me?
That's not like a pro or a semi pro.
Maybe like something, cause you're actually pretty good.
Get like, see if he wants to play with you.
Cause I think downtown is playing with title one down.
Okay.
You know, so there's no roles in this tournament.
That's your role.
There's four people with Fortnite background.
It's Ron, Lacey, Courage, and Cypher.
And they're all going to be on controller
with teammates that don't play the game.
Like for example, CypherPK is playing with Joe.
Ron's playing with Lose.
Lacey's playing with Marlin.
So just get pumped.
What is this happening?
What day is this happening on?
Did you say the day yet or no?
It's September 20th.
So it's in nine days.
Senator 24 PM.
Yeah, definitely.
No, I still have like, I think like 15 spots, 20 spots.
Who's your duo?
I'm hosting it.
I'm just gonna host it.
I'm probably gonna like co-cast
or something with like Aussie or something.
I don't know what I'm gonna do yet, Jeff.
But I'm excited.
I'm excited.
Well, that Fortnite event we went to in Dallas was so far.
That was literally so fucking fun.
But I actually felt like I was drinking
those like super tall hotels because I never leave my house, bro. I literally never leave my house.
I was like, they say super tall hotel.
Does that barbecue today with my brother? Oh, I love barbecue.
Bro, Jake, there's nothing better than like a nice juicy steak.
Bro, Tyler won his masters and so has Dante. It's got how hard is it to get GM? Jesus. It's
It's got to be hard, eh?
Wait, they're not Challenger?
No, they're not even GM.
It's kind of like, they're not even Challenger?
Well, that means this game is like so hard, bro.
If they've been playing this game for like 10 years,
they can't even get Challenger.
Yeah, if Dots has an entire one hour Challenger right now,
then fuck, bro, we're never getting fucking Challenger.
What's like a realistic goal chat that's like masters, masters, masters.
Because well, after diamond, it goes emerald diamond masters.
Yeah, like, dude, I didn't even notice.
Chad, is there even a point of playing league past masters?
Other than just being insane?
god man this this queue went on for so long and they had a 30 second head start
yeah this is gonna be the most like a disgusting shit you've ever seen I know
right yone band with ramus and team on one team
I bet Ramis, yo we only have to play one game.
My chat's saying decay, decay, it's decay.
They just decay.
Oh yeah, yo when they don't play for like a week they decay down the masters, they're
probably challenging.
Wait, wait, wait.
But Doncius only took like fucking, she was on like two, three days ago.
Well please don't tell me on his bed.
Yeah!
Oh my god, they've been in here though, fuck.
I don't think I have Warwick though, it's fine.
Plat is realistic.
Nah bro, I can easily see you getting at least. Bro, if I'm not blazing and being honest bro, I mean I don't know how serious you are about League, but I think all I'm letting is Fizz, Gege.
good or bad, like a good Gige or a bad Gige?
No, no, like we lost Gige.
I think I have like a 10% win rate against this guy.
Bro, Fizz is weird because he like bounces through the sky and then like he can like
turret dive and he's like immune when he's bouncing.
He's such a weird champ.
It always looks like you're going to kill him and then you don't kill him.
I mean, maybe I'm smarter now, but he's just so pee, bro.
But yeah, Jixi, I can see you getting like, emerald.
Or diamond, maybe.
I don't know.
Bro, what the fuck am I doing?
I'm gonna go fast.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Because, bro, I'm thinking like, well, you're probably to put so many hours into the game
once you hit like it really is just a fucking knowledge game though bro like it's it's not like
i feel like if you play league somewhat frequently for years and years and years and you don't have
like an actual learning disability you will get better like dude some of the people i met in iron
were actual creatures like genuine creatures oh yeah bro actually dude there was an iron i'll never
never forget this man. He was like, he was the game started. He typed his twitch link
in the all chat. I loaded up his screen. He's like 40 years old. He was playing Jack's
top lane. He had 12 CS. His opponent had like a hundred CS. He had 12 CS. He was turret
diving, ignoring minions. He was horrible. And then he's like Warwick, I need like six
Stacks work. I need like sick. It's like, bro. I checked his account. He was level 600 iron iron
I mean, I probably started the game was like 37 kid with 37 years old like nine kids
I mean, I only have 600 games were both level like what I think we're like around the same level
I mean I have double your games actually played. Yeah, but the thing is though my account was given to me by riot
So like I spawned in at level 30 like I'm not actually a level 68
Like I learned the game in ranked row and iron lobbies. That's how I learned the game
Better team, I mean we have kind of all they have shabana. Oh my god. Yo, they're called fucking actually
What what is their team? It's a rally ship. Oh god shibs so good
Yo shibs are it's like
But I'm glad you're on one with this game if you're on the you bro shaman are just gonna like one shot of you
You have like no peel
All right, let's go go Jaxies. This is my fucking plat game. We lost this game twice in a row, bro. That's when this shit
well generally I have a toothache bro fuck bro but yeah like on some real shit
though I don't even like the biggest thing about the is knowledge you need
knowledge you need it bro like you cannot you can't just pick up league and
be challenger you need all right how big dive for the minions give me out of
here actually never mind Jinx is the truth I don't mind Jinx is the truth
Brightest pick like the largest booger ever out of my nose
Like yo, it's fucking gigantic
I don't know chat. I feel like I don't have any like honest real specific goal with league. I just want
like fucking
He's never getting away with this
See that's the ship that's what I'm talking about that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about
That's what I'm talking about. That's what like what is that? What is that fish shit where he's immune?
Is that his movement?
Bro, why did it snap?
Wasted flash.
But bro, what is that fucking fizz thing?
I don't know what that is, man.
He's like a mehune
Shep just did a bad gank
chef just did a bad gank
chef, we're a chef chef chef, come on, come on
he's done
I don't know what to do against this guy. His movement's disgusting. Mooda, I can't hear you by the way.
I'm muted this entire time? Yep.
So I slammed my keyboard I think and I died.
Can I maybe gank the Aurelia?
Can I gank anyone?
Ah, she's running away, everybody's perfect.
High gold, everybody's perfect. I don't know, she runs away.
Oh man, oh my god, bro.
Bro, Fizz's movement is unreal, I'm gonna miss so many Rs against him this game, I can
just fucking tell.
He like flies into the sky!
Yeah, he's pretty cancer bro, 48.
I ran I ran it down to him twice and the ship's over
Yo, um
How do you feel about drag right now? Oh, you like it now
I lost the game by the way.
Yeah, they're even championing the Boston.
Bro, there's just this character that I can't play against and Faze is just one of them, bro.
I already told you Top lane was gonna lose this. Why do we have a Victor Top lane?
Like, why do we have a Victor Top lane?
Can I kill the Faze you think? What do you think honestly?
The second you get on them is gonna fly out
I can't even cue that that is so broken. Yeah, that is actually broken
When they run and drag, I need to fuck it. It looks like we want drag
I have no R. You need to come for this bro. You need to come
Bro, you didn't go over here before all that
It's the worst dragon ever, come on.
It's the worst dragon ever.
It's the worst dragon ever, but it might just work.
Fight!
Yo, relax, cock-suckers!
Okay.
Okay
Nice
The Scott yeah, I got stuff. Oh, no, no, they got the Scott the enemies
have our select maybe I could actually tell fans yes bro come on to me to make
Wait, wait, wait!
Here. Yes, what if you're...
YESSSSS!
Let's go, bitch!
Sweet Junko Line!
Bump, bump, bump!
I got you, Victor.
Now start hitting some fucking minions, please, God.
No.
I've never seen a victor top lane ever in my fucking life I've unfortunately seen it
Victor is it good nope they lose it every time what is it supposed to be mid yes
mid or support mid or bot or support yeah cuz he's like magey I need a back
But I want to finish my play with that back
Okay, Shyvana is a mugger. Oh my god.
Oh, Shyvana fucking mobs. Oh my god.
Oh yeah, she does.
Well, I would have not fought her if that was the case. What the fuck?
Yeah, I don't fight her. She's literally insane.
Bro, you gotta learn Shyvana. What the fuck?
Her R turns her into like a hawk god.
I love that fucking dragon.
Wow, what the fuck? I have a toothache, bro.
The guy inting you is singing Sweet Caroline. This is a nightmare game.
Who said that?
Tom, your chat.
Al chicken.
I just got to kill cunt Al fucker.
I might be able to kill the Aurelia here, okay, I'm definitely gonna kill the Aurelia.
Chat, if, okay, hmm, if I don't kill this Aurelia, I'll be shot.
Dude, you get such a funny move, bro.
And I got KS.
Alright, I'm taking the wave.
I'm done.
Like I'm taking the next wave to Adam give a fuck
It's not get huge I mean what all like I don't want to hold though
I mean brawl like you just suck my dick
Want me to try to arm? What do you think? I mean he's literally Thanos. I might try
to just fucking arm. Fine, I'm gone. And he left. Of course, it's perfect. But this
This fanz is actually like a perfect player
Well, I fucking hate exhaust
Well, I think I just like it
I would have killed the Shyvana there
Gonna shut down, been happy
And then never altered the fizz on the tower
But, you know, I don't know
It's like, why even use exhaust?
This is such, so shit
And nice, my Senna is taking my mid wave
Nice
Can we report Senna?
Yep, got it
Yeah, please
Time to my team into my lane
Incit gave a physical and is now seeking my
I'm probably gonna back by all them all
Let him have drag let him have drag please God
Yeah, it's a bad drag anyways.
Yeah.
Let him have it.
This Victor is getting absolutely gapped.
Yo, Muda, we can kill the Valkos and the Jhin here.
I'm not even kidding.
Muda, me and you, me and you, collapse on that!
What do you mean, look at my fucking health!
Come on, bro, trust me.
Mura, you're alone, you're alone.
I got 1v3, I got 1v3.
Well, you gotta get it like I can't I'm one shot, bro
I want to kill the arelia. All right, she's got a knife. This really is literally got a knife
Just watch it. Watch it. Watch it one easy easy easy
Fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her
Smite back cannon pussy, so you're gonna be playing Victor Top.
Yeah, give me all your fucking minions.
You can stay behind all game.
What even happened? Why is this game so out of hand?
Well, this mod you need to be getting, I'm fully catching up right now.
6-3 on the drifter
Bad drag no chat I'm not saying hex-next to bad drag. I'm saying like those conditions were just terrible
Who's Lil Dirk? Famous rapper.
Yo, Muda.
I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this.
We've been up for 8 hours, my god.
Chapping up for 8 fucking hours, Jesus.
We're over exact? I should know we're not. We're literally like 3 games up and out.
This is our third game up.
Well, after this, we're going to be back down.
No, no, no, we're not. We're helping out.
I mean, I'm going to try to win, but we're in like an endless loop of losing this game.
I mean, he has that ability though, be careful, he's bottom right here.
Yeah, that's it. Bust off.
Lop on, right.
Is that not like, how's that allowed?
I was gonna say, how's that allowed?
Not worth it though, we lost two kills for that.
I have literally
Report me every time I approach this fancy stanch me. You can't you get a learn they get over
You know he does that bro. I hover over you and your LeBron jumping on a 100 hour
So much just never attack him. I mean I'll do it never never open with our let you see him use it
You guys saw him use it though. How long how long is it reject fucking five seconds?
You
You know, can you come rip her out? I bet you shaves here. We could probably kill ship
Come on, Victor's here get over here
But it is give me like five hits, bro
I guess the good OBJ to take
all good we got the return whatever we got I can't land an R right now
I
Love bar
Chat new variation
Oralia's here, Shyvana's here, and it's just here.
Ooh, dragon's up in 10!
Watch out, they're under turret.
Nice nice three people on me
Aurelia, Shyvana, bro it's just Alice Fizz like able to do that
Every probably lost this game.
You'll make sure to report victory one and seven top and he'll actually advance that
Team sabotage team sabotage team sabotage
Bro we got it just get off today like that we've lost this game four times
We've lost this game four times brother. This is disgusting like it's my plaid, please
Please!
One more please!
You're getting gapped!
Like what do you want me to say?
You are an ugly fucker though.
My god I fucking hate this players bro.
I guess I'll collapse on you, Relia.
Maybe I can kill Relia again.
She's like the only person with a kit I can kill in this lobby.
This Victor is such a piece of shit.
Alright, we're at the point where we just call it, we've lost this game four times.
unless we win I guess but I'm tired I'm tired I don't get all need to lose man I
try to win it's the win ball I mean bro they have two drags you have one drag
yes they're a little bit more fun than us but bro if I all gin in a team fight
we just win
okay there's two people in my lane you guys please go mid lane you stupid fucks
yeah man I don't know bro like top laners like bot laners it's never the
No, top laners are the worst people to ever walk the planet.
Only the bot laners and the top laners.
I swear to you.
Fuck off of my...
Top laners are the worst people in the world, bro.
Like legitimately they are.
They're horrible people.
i hate 90% of top laners
alright i'm gonna try to kill god or should i call him fizz
oh no
i can't help you there
i would have just died too
Well, when you go ahead and lock Ramness, Fizz, Annie, or Teemo, they should put a restraining
order on you.
They should put a restraining order on you, and you should alert everyone in the match.
Ding, ding, ding.
Pedophile is in your game.
Are you sure you would like to play with a pedophile or exit the game safely?
And then you should be able to leave the game there or continue to play.
And now it's going to be a whole stack of shit, but stay in the light red levels, red, red, red letters, DEX, offender!
I guess, could I try to kill the Valkals?
You guys should be very cautious.
Be very cautious.
Nice!
Aurelia is very sick!
Slash Captain!
Yo!
Victor!
Nice, I really has a tennis deck!
Flash got it!
Yo, Victor, you stupid ugly fuck.
What were you thinking when you fucking lost Victor?
Top lane.
You fucking seethat.
I don't want to say it, I don't fucking want to even.
Not at all, not at all, not at all, not at all, not at all, not at all.
Are they starting baron?
Genuinely.
Well, can we all report, uh, everyone report our victory?
I want his, I want mine out, you guys.
Probably dead.
I mean, it did start Baron.
That's lucky and bad Baron. We could get Dragon in a sec.
I mean, everyone's just found that teamer. I don't know, they're stupid as fuck.
I'm not even kidding, we could do, we could do drag.
What is this game?
Yo, do drag.
I realized that.
Come on.
I'm gonna come drag.
Oh, I love to.
It's 10 seconds.
I'm ready.
Get over here, guys.
Get over here.
This is actually our drag.
Well, it probably isn't our drag.
I got outsmarted by God!
Shabbat is just so good
Oh my god, bro, how do we lose this game 4 times?
Like how have I been close to Plat 4 times?
Oh my god, no, I can't even, like, who do I target? They're all panels
Like, who do I target?
Oh my god, you get a disgusting fucks.
Yo, we can kill these fuckers, they're overstaying.
They're sold out.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Nope, they're perfect.
Everybody in high gold is just faker.
I always get outsmarted by Shyvana's.
I don't know what it is with that champion, I just always get outsmarted by it.
Oh my god, bro.
I mean, Irelia has three items, our victor is two and eight, is a walking cuck, like, I don't know.
There is like nothing we can absolutely do right now for this game, you know.
Usually I'm the...
Well, I almost have Death Stance, that's kinda good, I don't mind that, but wait, Lowdark
is free?
For Shyvana is literally just the best camp in the game.
Every time I see Shyvana bro, I just like, fuck.
Nice.
Nice, Fedoramia, how do you do that?
I rarely just one-chop over them.
Alright, I got Death's Dance.
Nice, Shyvana is there.
I mean, I mean, you got this.
How are we leaving Jinx?
It's fucking Victor and Senna.
We could fuck this entire age, including everything.
I actually got a shutdown.
Wait, they're running us back. That's a shutdown.
Wow.
Yo buddy Scott, R.A.R.A.
Victor, go to base and buy something, why do you have gold?
Dumpfuck.
I think Shyvana has like a 10 inch penis.
We never getting out of Silver Chat.
Oh my god, this Senna just feeds, bro.
Like, I don't know, man.
I'm pretty sure she's a disgusting loser.
Like the Senna, the Victor, like, I don't know, man.
He died him and pinged dragons up in 5-3-9.
The thing is, at the second meme you don't drop 15 kills each, the game is instantly just over.
And of course, the game that we need to drop 15 kills on, you get a shavon at lane against and I get a fucking fizz.
Chen, this would have been a good yee comp too. I feel like this comp is pretty good for yee, but of course it's banned.
It's not on Warwick.
He got banned a lot.
Yeah, more than Warwick.
That's another reason why Warwick's good, because he doesn't get banned as much as yee.
They both get banned a lot though.
Do you want to try to fight Drag, Muda?
I think you should probably come over here.
Oh my god, it's for soul, yeah.
Five seconds left, nah.
I can't even, you can't.
Just don't die, don't die.
It's FF, bro.
No, no, F6, F6, don't F5, don't F5.
Don't do it, don't do it, JXC.
I already voted yes, I already voted yes.
I'm back in ten stall. I'm back in ten stall. Fuck you all need to do this. Just stall stall stall. I'm back in seven seconds stall stall stall stall stall stall stall stall.
Yep, Jinx is back. We're good. Come on.
Now let's get Agra. I'm gonna hard this fucking Jin.
No blade.
I
Worst team ever question
Fucking forever
Well, the thing is, we actually played good today, so.
Bro, the other thing though is like, we did play good.
We did, first off.
So talk to us.
Bro, we really did.
We did play good.
Also, bro, we gained like two,
like I think we gained like one or two wins.
But bro, it's like, I think also though,
when I play with you, because you're gold one,
like I'm only jungling against fucking gold ones and shit.
And like, I'm probably not even that good yet.
So, I mean, I didn't like talking in,
But the start of the game, you can't even bro, don't say that, bro, because you literally played MVP to almost every game in the games that we did in MVP. We instantly lose. You can't get in your head. But we were one, three in a row. We want three in a row.
I know. I know how to bunch of games. I got second and you got first. Look, it was fun. I just mean, like, if I do play and I play silver one lobbies and I sold out and I actually get in a silver one, gold four lobby. Like, I think I'll run like I'll cut people's heads off.
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm literally just going against gold ones and gold twos.
Also that last lobby was disgusting. Also, we lost that rank up game four times
We literally lost that rank up game four times. That was disgusting, bro
That was actually disgusting
Are you off?
Yeah, I'm off bro. I am no
Bro, I need to get five wins again, bro. I've been playing for eight hours. Can we just meet it back at three?
I just want one win. I want to end on a win. I don't want to end on a loss
I'm off bro, I don't know man. I'll probably try to push gold again soon one of these days
But yeah, bro, I'm just depressed. It's like every time I get close. I just get my hand chopped off
Also might be better if don't has his back on might be easier spider the good bottle
Dude Chad I played for eight hours we went to wins positive for I was literally hell
Well, surely we just play one more and get on a win, like one more win.
Nah, bro.
Off, off.
Yeah, Chad, I need to rest up, too, because tomorrow I'm going to do seeds turn here,
so I need to play good in that and not sell.
But all right, bro.
Muda, it was fun playing with you.
Take care, bro.
Good game.
Well, it was fun.
I swear it was fun, bro.
Take care.
Jeej.
Chad, Muda's actually so good on Yone.
I don't know, Chad, I played League for eight hours.
We went two wins positive.
But Chad, we got Jinxie Cup tomorrow.
I kind of want to lock in and not sell that.
We'll get gold soon.
I don't know what day,
but I'll probably do another gold push stream.
But yeah, guys, WStream, man.
Love y'all boys.
Chad, tomorrow we got Jinxie Cup.
Sunday, I might do my return to GTA V in no pixel.
It's been three years and yeah, boys, as y'all know, we got obvious sanctuary on the 17th. We got fucking four nights on the 20th and yeah, love y'all boys. And I'll see you into the next one in case that I don't see you. Good afternoon. Good evening and good night.