[618/730] 🔴 BERNARD PICKS MY DECK IN CLASH -> ULTIMATE CHAMP PUSH 🔴

Jynxzi

09-13-2026 · 4h 21m

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[00:01:00] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:01:14] Yo, Chad, let's just get right into it, bro. We don't even got to like, we don't even got

[00:01:16] to waste time and lark around.

[00:01:21] Was anybody watching the Bucks Bangles game today?

[00:01:25] Is anybody watching the Bucks Bangles game today?

[00:01:30] Who day? Who day?

[00:01:32] Who day? Yup.

[00:01:35] Look man, let me say this off the rail.

[00:01:39] Jinxie, why your dick small?

[00:01:41] All right, this is the first band of the day.

[00:01:44] I, Shmuelik, I'll be seeing you in seven days, bro.

[00:01:47] Jinxie, why your dick small?

[00:01:50] Yo, bro, what?

[00:01:52] Yo, what?

[00:01:53] What?

[00:01:55] Now, a couple of things I want to say about this game, bro.

[00:02:04] This was one of the most embarrassing NFL football games I've ever seen as a Tampa Bay

[00:02:08] Bucks fan.

[00:02:09] I honestly don't even know how it was close.

[00:02:11] I mean, I guess just the pick six.

[00:02:13] It really wasn't close.

[00:02:15] This scoreboard is the most deceiving scoreboard ever.

[00:02:19] We fumbled three times in 15 minutes, bro.

[00:02:25] I mean, I was damn near about a vomit on my set it up box lost. I'm losing in my family fantasy league. I'm losing in the flock league. I can't catch a break.

[00:02:40] Literally the worst, literally the worst Sunday ever. Literally the worst Sunday ever guys literally literally the worst Sunday ever.

[00:02:46] Um, yeah, Salah's Jameer Gibbs, so I'm just going to lose fucking 30 points from Gibbs

[00:02:55] and 18 from the Steelers defense.

[00:02:57] Okay, do I have a chance?

[00:02:59] What is my chance of winning this?

[00:03:02] I'm 10% huh?

[00:03:04] Jesus, Lamar Jackson went off.

[00:03:06] God, he's the truth, uh, to and did about what he's supposed to.

[00:03:11] Yeah.

[00:03:12] Oh yeah.

[00:03:13] Drake London.

[00:03:15] to trade this guy off for the past fucking two weeks could not trade him off. Try to trade this

[00:03:21] guy off for the past two weeks I was only offered absolute scams for him. So yeah boys we uh we

[00:03:29] lost fantasy man. Flock leagues up to a fucking horrible start. I'm getting a call from high

[00:03:37] Hi, Vaz.

[00:03:42] Hey, Jay!

[00:03:44] How's it going, bro?

[00:03:46] What are you screaming about, Vaz?

[00:03:49] No, no, what the hell are you screaming about?

[00:03:51] Well, all right, I'll tell you what's going on.

[00:03:53] One, I'm listening to you go on.

[00:03:55] Bad, one, I'm getting my fucking ass beat

[00:03:58] in the family league.

[00:03:59] That's all good.

[00:04:00] I have Drake London, and he talked pass.

[00:04:03] So he did absolutely nothing.

[00:04:04] What does he do, he knows.

[00:04:06] Second off, the Steelers won.

[00:04:10] You know what I'm saying?

[00:04:11] So we're winning out.

[00:04:12] Yo, good job, bro.

[00:04:13] Yo, the Steelers won a game.

[00:04:15] Oh my god.

[00:04:16] You guys are the same team every year.

[00:04:20] You go nine and eight and then get spanked in the playoffs.

[00:04:24] No one cares about the Steelers.

[00:04:27] You guys go nine and eight and then

[00:04:29] get absolutely belt to ass in the playoffs, bro.

[00:04:32] No one cares.

[00:04:33] Yo, Highlights, literally no one cares!

[00:04:37] Okay, Jackass,

[00:04:41] Glad the bucks did well as well.

[00:04:44] Did you just say, Glad the bucks did well?

[00:04:47] Yo, clearly we didn't do well.

[00:04:50] We fumbled three times in one quarter.

[00:04:52] That's disgusting, by the way.

[00:04:54] That's fucking unacceptable.

[00:04:56] Yeah, bro, also I'm gonna add a fourth thing.

[00:05:00] Yo, you need to load up OBS?

[00:05:03] like looking at your best friend. You look like a fucking smurf. All right. So if you

[00:05:09] want to look like a smurf all day, I think you might have to, you might have to remove

[00:05:14] that shirt.

[00:05:15] Uh, it's my bucks Jersey. So I'm going to look like a smurf.

[00:05:18] Uh, you might as well. You know what? Don't just remove it. Throw it in the garbage.

[00:05:25] This is disgusting. Yo chat. I remember, bro. This is no, no, this is why I don't

[00:05:29] talk about NFL. Because I remember last season, every time the bucks lost the game, I had thousands

[00:05:36] of little delinquents telling me about it. Yo bro, I know we lost. I watched the match. I watched.

[00:05:43] I know we lost. Shut the fuck up. What are some highlights? Yo, Ivis, do me a favor, bro. Take

[00:05:51] the keyboard and shove it up your tight little asshole. Highlights. Highlights. So Chad,

[00:05:58] Let me just break down a couple of things.

[00:06:02] Um, yeah, frock leagues going over like a wet fart right now.

[00:06:08] Sal is projected 158 points.

[00:06:11] Like, bro, I mean, why couldn't I play anybody else in the league?

[00:06:17] I had to play the one guy who has Jamir Gibbs.

[00:06:19] Ooh, I see an angle I could win though.

[00:06:22] Chat neighbors might not play tonight.

[00:06:24] apparently the word on the street is that Malik neighbors might not play so

[00:06:31] maybe if neighbors doesn't play and then Kyler Murray farts on his underwear I

[00:06:36] could win. Kyler Murray's not gonna fart though but he could. Dude, those are my

[00:06:42] team didn't even do bad I don't know. There's a problem with my team though.

[00:06:48] I don't know chat. I don't know flock leagues up to a horrible start

[00:06:54] Flock leagues up to a horrible start

[00:07:02] What about the bills the bills won their game

[00:07:08] Brows actually watching some of this game versus the Texans right oh my god the bills ended up winning

[00:07:14] What a game, what a lot of Josh Allen's the truth, two TDs, 334 yards.

[00:07:23] Yo, what about the Bengals though?

[00:07:26] I feel like, I don't know, I feel like even though we lost, the Bengals offense didn't

[00:07:30] really look that good.

[00:07:32] Am I tweaking?

[00:07:35] G-T-A-R-P this week, by the way, yo, Tim, I never once said that.

[00:07:47] I never once said that.

[00:07:48] Tim, I said I might do G-T-A on Sunday.

[00:07:52] So now because you're a psychopath, Tim, I'm going to ban you for 14 days.

[00:07:57] I never once said that.

[00:07:59] Take off your shirt, Nicholas.

[00:08:00] Chad, do you guys want me to take off my shirt?

[00:08:04] I look like a smurf right now.

[00:08:12] The Lions are in overtime. Wait, are you serious?

[00:08:17] Are you serious? This is insane.

[00:08:25] So are the New Orleans Saints going to win the NFC South this year? Jesus.

[00:08:30] Is that actually what's going to happen?

[00:08:33] Are the New Orleans Saints going to win the NFC South this year?

[00:08:44] This stream better be good.

[00:08:46] This guy's like threatening me.

[00:08:48] Yo bro, I'm just chilling out.

[00:08:51] Hi guys, I don't look like a Smurf, bro.

[00:08:53] I don't look like a Smurf.

[00:08:54] It's literally just the lighting.

[00:08:59] Shadowmind the blue aesthetic. Oh, by the way, guys, I played a game of League of Legends this morning. It was the best game of League of Legends I've ever played in my entire life.

[00:09:08] 14 kills, 0 deaths, 7 assists, MVP unstoppable. I'm at my peak LP.

[00:09:15] Gold is going to be a cakewalk. Gold is literally going to be a cakewalk.

[00:09:20] Boys, I just played, I played the best game of League of Legends I've played in my life this morning.

[00:09:25] So, yeah, as for fantasy football, um, yeah, I'm getting my ass kicked in the flock, league, man, I honestly think Jameer Gibbs, like, I honestly think Jameer Gibbs is probably going to be the best player in fantasy football this year by a mile.

[00:09:45] He's going to be like 2019 Christian McCaffrey, where I think fantasy football is just going

[00:09:51] to come down to like if you don't have Jameer Gibbs, you just kind of lose.

[00:09:56] So like if you didn't get the first pig, you just kind of lose.

[00:10:02] The only world I win this game is if Malik neighbors doesn't play, Javante Williams

[00:10:07] drops like 30, Goddard drops like fucking 20, Bronco's D drops like 18 or something. I need

[00:10:16] neighbors to not play. That's my only real chance of winning. I need neighbors to not

[00:10:20] play and I still might lose. I still might fucking lose. I still might lose. Yeah, you

[00:10:28] know what I realized about fantasy football? It's all luck, bro. There's no skill in

[00:10:33] this shit, dude. It's all fucking luck. I picked from the 105. I got the guys I wanted

[00:10:39] to get. Fantasy football is literally all luck. Yo, can I get a retweet? Cope. Cope.

[00:10:48] Cope. Why do I look like a smurf? Alright, man, I'll take off the fucking jersey! Fun!

[00:10:54] I'll take off the fucking jersey! BRB!

[00:11:03] I'm back. I'm back guys.

[00:11:31] Yo, I'm back.

[00:11:35] Rest in peace, Los Portos.

[00:11:36] Check Twitter.

[00:11:37] I mean, I'm going to be honest, just like joking about this is weird and disgusting.

[00:11:44] Jitty, jitty, joking about this is weird and disgusting.

[00:11:47] 12-hour time out.

[00:11:49] E-shot, thank you for the tour.

[00:11:54] Buy me some vivette, dude.

[00:11:56] Yo, chat.

[00:11:58] Let me say a couple of things, bro.

[00:12:01] Tampa Bay Buccaneers, love y'all to death.

[00:12:05] This is gonna be another depressing ass season.

[00:12:08] This is gonna be another depressing ass season.

[00:12:10] Thank God, Tom Brady got us a ring

[00:12:12] because, bro, the next 10 seasons,

[00:12:15] it's gonna be straight belt to ass.

[00:12:19] Keep me posted on that Lions game.

[00:12:21] I'm curious to see who wins.

[00:12:22] Honestly, if the Saints win, more power to them.

[00:12:25] You know what, y'all go and win the NSC South.

[00:12:28] We don't deserve shit.

[00:12:31] I've said this 100 times

[00:12:32] and it's not to be a negative Nancy, don't type pardon.

[00:12:35] It's not to be a negative Nancy, but honestly,

[00:12:38] I'm not going to a Tampa Bay Buccaneers facility game

[00:12:43] until Todd Bowles is fired.

[00:12:44] I said this last year, I said this the year before.

[00:12:47] I don't like Todd Bowles.

[00:12:49] He's a defensive coach whose defense sucks, period.

[00:12:54] Like I'm not, I don't care.

[00:12:55] I don't, don't talk to me about the box.

[00:12:59] Don't talk to me about the box, bro.

[00:13:04] Love the Madrid jersey.

[00:13:05] This is a Barça jersey.

[00:13:09] Jinksy, you look like a naked mole rat.

[00:13:11] Check Derek Henry points.

[00:13:13] Yeah, I saw Derek Henry has like,

[00:13:16] what is he stat line today?

[00:13:21] Dude, I saw, I saw Derek Henry has like,

[00:13:23] Let me go to Avery's team.

[00:13:25] Yeah, Derek Henry scored 35 points.

[00:13:28] Wow, Mason's own one.

[00:13:31] Derek Henry scored a 35.

[00:13:33] Trevor Lawrence scored 34.

[00:13:36] Amunraal with a cool Amunraal stat line.

[00:13:42] Yeah, Mason lost, bro, 100%.

[00:13:44] Mason fucking lost.

[00:13:46] 35 from Derek Henry.

[00:13:47] She's Louise, she's Louise.

[00:13:50] and that's absolutely ridiculous.

[00:13:55] Well, the 425 games are kicking off,

[00:13:57] so we'll see what happens, but yeah, man, look, bro,

[00:14:01] all I'm gonna say, Jinxie rex is Zen 3000 MMR.

[00:14:06] Wait, Zen got 3000 MMR at what?

[00:14:09] Speed up the stream, I don't have time for this.

[00:14:13] Mots, permanently banned sushi ninja gaming.

[00:14:17] Sushi, go fuck yourself!

[00:14:20] Zen scored a 3000 MMR.

[00:14:26] Pardon?

[00:14:27] Hi guys, I said ninja.

[00:14:30] I said ninja.

[00:14:32] Now chat today.

[00:14:33] Bernard is going to be picking my deck or I meant to say deck.

[00:14:36] Bernard is going to be picking my deck today chat.

[00:14:39] Lock the fuck in kittens.

[00:14:43] Chad, do I look like a kitten with his headset on?

[00:14:47] Do I look like a little kitten?

[00:14:51] Yeah, but look, man, all I'm going to say, die hard, Bucksman.

[00:14:57] I'll be here until the day I die.

[00:14:59] But my God, that was a depressing first half.

[00:15:02] Three fumbles.

[00:15:03] I mean, put my ass at QB.

[00:15:07] Three fumbles.

[00:15:08] Are you serious?

[00:15:13] Let's make a call to Bernard.

[00:15:24] Let's make a call to Bernard.

[00:15:26] Let's make a call to Bernard.

[00:15:27] Yo, clan, what up, clan?

[00:15:38] Is anybody online?

[00:15:40] Is my clan inactive?

[00:15:44] Is my clan inactive?

[00:15:50] What happened to the box?

[00:15:51] Oh, this is my...

[00:15:53] Oh!

[00:15:54] Oh!

[00:15:55] Yo, TrainerGiddy, if you're going to be in my clan, can you not rage bait?

[00:15:58] Please.

[00:15:59] Can you not rage bait?

[00:16:01] Uh-uh.

[00:16:02] I'm here to stream today.

[00:16:04] Bro, it's one seconds to the day.

[00:16:07] guys, what's up?

[00:16:14] JSN is the truth. Yeah, at least I have JSN, right? Even though I'm going to lose the Flock

[00:16:20] League. At least I have JSN, my glorious king.

[00:16:27] GXC, are you inviting me to this Fortnite tournament?

[00:16:31] All right. All right, Jack.

[00:16:36] Let's make a phone call. Wait, Jack, should I do this?

[00:16:39] Should I play the seasonal trophy road or?

[00:16:44] Ooh, I should do a challenge.

[00:16:46] Ooh, Jack, I do trophy road or a classic challenge.

[00:16:50] Bro, Loki a classic challenge, no.

[00:16:54] Playwright, does he know?

[00:16:56] Bro, pronounce the worst deck designer of all time.

[00:16:59] I'm not playing ranked.

[00:17:01] I'm not doing 2v2 right now.

[00:17:04] Can I get classic challenge?

[00:17:06] Let's honestly see. Oh no, wait.

[00:17:11] Guys, my classic challenge already has a loss.

[00:17:14] How do I reset this? Is there a way to reset this?

[00:17:20] Chad is there a way to reset this?

[00:17:29] Calamary already through a pick Calamary all Calamary already through a pick first life

[00:17:37] Dude, I need more of that. I need more of that. I need more of that. I'm gonna beat Sal. Oh

[00:17:43] Yeah, that is remembered in flock league because I'm gonna lose to Sal

[00:17:47] Well, no, let me not give Sal any credit because I'm gonna lose to Jameer Gibbs. I now in the league that's great

[00:17:54] I'll never win a fantasy league for as long as I walk this god damn earth. I will never win a league. It doesn't matter how hard I try.

[00:18:05] I swear I try so hard in every fantasy league and I never win. Never. I'll never win a league ever. God.

[00:18:18] You weren't with a native at this point.

[00:18:23] Did you ever play football?

[00:18:24] And if so, at what position?

[00:18:25] If you're talking about this football, when I was a little kid on 6v6, I played forward.

[00:18:31] When I got older, I played striker.

[00:18:33] And then when I got really old, like 15, 16, I played right wing.

[00:18:41] So literally just same exact player profile is messy.

[00:18:44] Here you go.

[00:18:45] Lie, lie.

[00:18:46] Nope, it's not a lie.

[00:18:48] I did play football, like, it's not a lie.

[00:18:51] I played football for 12 years.

[00:18:53] We're like, what's wrong with you guys?

[00:18:56] Who would lie about that?

[00:18:59] Amun Ra say Brown Touchdown?

[00:19:03] Yeah, Amun Ra's the truth.

[00:19:04] I mean, what do you want me to say?

[00:19:06] Amun Ra, Amun Ra's the fucking truth.

[00:19:09] Dude, when Amun Ra was warming up today,

[00:19:10] he looked so fucking tough.

[00:19:12] He had the wristbands on his elbows

[00:19:13] and he was like, when Amun Ra was warming up,

[00:19:16] like he looked so tough.

[00:19:18] So do you guys know I'm a ramen son god? I

[00:19:22] Did not even know about

[00:19:25] American football yo bro. Do I look like I played American football?

[00:19:30] Don't answer that. Yo, bro. Do I look like I played American football? I

[00:19:35] Would maybe be an undersized slot receiver that would get injured three times a season

[00:19:42] Carson making a ball now but chat call me a coper call me a coper

[00:19:48] fantasy football is literally just luck that's all of this it's literally just

[00:19:53] luck there's no skill I don't care there's no skill there's zero skill fantasy

[00:19:59] football is a literally just luck call me a copper call me a copper this year if

[00:20:06] you were able to drop to mere games you're gonna win your league spoiler

[00:20:09] alert if you were able to drop to mere games you're gonna win your league

[00:20:12] the guy's gonna average 30 the guy average 20 with David Montgomery David

[00:20:17] Even Montgomery's no longer there.

[00:20:19] The guy's literally going to average 30.

[00:20:21] Fantasy Bowl's all luck.

[00:20:22] If you picked from the 101,

[00:20:24] you're going to win your league, period.

[00:20:29] Jinxie, you know a toothbrush is a thing.

[00:20:32] GT, my teeth look fine.

[00:20:34] Mods, timeout GT.

[00:20:37] All right, let's call Bernard.

[00:20:42] Oh, chat, and here's more proof.

[00:20:44] In my family fantasy football league,

[00:20:47] my sister is going to score 200 points.

[00:20:51] You heard me correct when I say this.

[00:20:53] In a 10-man double-flex PPR,

[00:20:56] my sister is gonna score 200 points.

[00:21:02] I texted my sister, this is her first year

[00:21:04] in the family league.

[00:21:05] I said, and I quote,

[00:21:08] yo, your team is gonna set a league record.

[00:21:11] My sister replies, that's pretty good, right?

[00:21:14] with a question mark.

[00:21:16] I said, uh, yeah, in all caps.

[00:21:20] She had Derek Henry and Zade Flowers

[00:21:22] on the same fucking team today.

[00:21:24] She's gonna score 200 points.

[00:21:32] She hasn't even known who Zade Flowers is.

[00:21:36] I started Jamar Chase.

[00:21:38] I'm such an idiot.

[00:21:39] I'm such a fucking idiot for starting Jamar Chase.

[00:21:42] He scored three points.

[00:21:45] Jabot Chase, the best receiver in the last decade,

[00:21:49] scored three points on my team.

[00:21:55] I'm done with fantasy football.

[00:21:57] I don't care, I'm done.

[00:21:58] I don't give a shit.

[00:22:03] Yep, Paul Jack's rage-baiting.

[00:22:05] God, I hate streaming on NFL Sunday

[00:22:07] because the bucks get their ass kicked,

[00:22:09] my fantasy team gets their ass kicked,

[00:22:11] And then everybody runs in my chat

[00:22:13] and tells me about it for five hours.

[00:22:16] Pete, thank you for the turn one.

[00:22:19] All right, let's call Bernard.

[00:22:21] Now time to get rage baited by this guy.

[00:22:27] Yo, Bernard, what up?

[00:22:30] Hey, Nick, I'm here, I'm ready to roll.

[00:22:32] What's on your mind today?

[00:22:33] Today, me and you are going to be taking

[00:22:35] on a classic challenge in Clash Royale

[00:22:37] with one goal and one goal only.

[00:22:39] to reach 12 wins with your decks Bernard you're gonna be selecting every deck of

[00:22:43] every game I play are you ready

[00:22:47] I am so ready are you locked in

[00:22:51] locked in and fully committed are you erect

[00:22:55] I'm absolutely ready

[00:22:59] flaccid are you over or under 3.5 inches flaccid

[00:23:06] Well, if I had a ruler, I'd say I'm off the charts.

[00:23:09] No measure of what you did.

[00:23:12] Bernard, and that's why I love you.

[00:23:14] That right there is why I love you,

[00:23:15] because you're the type of guy

[00:23:17] where you know you're packing heath.

[00:23:19] Let's do this.

[00:23:20] Bernard, build me the first pack of the day.

[00:23:24] Bernard, build me the first pack of the day.

[00:23:29] All right, let's kick it off.

[00:23:30] I'm thinking we anchor it with a strong wind condition.

[00:23:33] How about we go with a hog rider to start,

[00:23:35] and we'll build around that.

[00:23:37] Okay, Bernard, you named one card.

[00:23:39] I need eight.

[00:23:41] Don't ragebate me today.

[00:23:42] I need eight cards, Bernard.

[00:23:45] Fair point, let's fill it up.

[00:23:47] Alongside Hog Rider, we'll grab some cycle cards.

[00:23:50] How about Ice Spirit, Skeletons,

[00:23:52] Cannon for defense, Musketeer for range,

[00:23:55] Log for control, Fireball for heavier threats,

[00:23:58] and let's toss in Skeletons again

[00:24:00] for some extra cycle goodness.

[00:24:02] Did you just say Skeletons again?

[00:24:05] You caught me, no, we only need one set of skeletons.

[00:24:09] Let's replace the extra with something spicy.

[00:24:12] Maybe a building targeting card like a mini pecker

[00:24:15] for that extra punch.

[00:24:17] The mini pecker doesn't target buildings,

[00:24:20] he targets troops.

[00:24:21] Also, Bernard, did you just build hog 2.6

[00:24:24] and thought I wouldn't notice?

[00:24:26] You're right, mini pecker is all about those troops.

[00:24:29] And okay, you caught me,

[00:24:31] I might have leaned into a classic.

[00:24:33] Let's switch it up.

[00:24:34] Instead of hog 2.6 we'll throw in a surprise like balloon and we'll get created from there.

[00:24:40] So just to get this straight you want me to put hog rider and balloon in the same deck.

[00:24:48] You know what that might be a little too chaotic let's scratch that we'll stick with one wing

[00:24:53] condition so let's pick either hog rider or balloon and build it properly.

[00:24:57] Bernard I want you to select bro again it's your deck Bernard we can go hog balloon if you

[00:25:03] what bro what do you want to do kid all right let's embrace the chaos then we'll

[00:25:09] go hog and balloon double wing condition we'll add tornado to pull things

[00:25:13] together I already queued a game and then you change the entire deck

[00:25:28] Bernard, I already chewed one!

[00:25:32] No worries, Nick. Whatever you've got in hand, we'll adapt and dom-

[00:25:36] I have the deck you gave me!

[00:25:38] Lay it out and we'll tweak after.

[00:25:44] Bernard, my opponent's AFK.

[00:25:47] Bernard, my opponent's AFK.

[00:25:49] Bernard, my opponent's AFK.

[00:25:52] Oh, never mind. His brain is lagging.

[00:25:54] I see I see well brain lag or not. We stay sharp keep up the pressure and we'll secure that win

[00:26:05] Bernard my opponent has a 15 IQ Bernard he just went AFK

[00:26:14] well if they truly went AFK that's your green light push on through grab that win and we'll

[00:26:20] plan the next deck after. Bernard did you say deck or? I definitely said deck. Let's

[00:26:30] keep it all about Clash Royale strategy my friend. Yeah Bernard you know what I'm not

[00:26:36] even complaining Grout my opponent going AFK is pretty close to be honest with you.

[00:26:42] Hey a win's a win. We'll take that momentum and next match we'll dominate. One win down

[00:26:48] Bernard 11 to go we got this boy it's getting started I'm pumped on to the

[00:26:56] next one we got this all right Bernard fully fresh deck eliminate everything

[00:27:01] about the last day fully fresh go name all eight cards I won't say a word all

[00:27:08] right fresh start let's roll with minor as our wind condition wall breakers for

[00:27:13] Pressure Magiculture for Geometry Tornado to line them up on Tower for Defense

[00:27:19] Poison for Chip Skeletons to cycle and let's advance for air coverage. That's our fresh a wait Bernard

[00:27:27] clock it clock it wait off

[00:27:30] Clock it wait that's actually that's like a I think that's a good deck Bernard

[00:27:35] That's a good deck boy

[00:27:37] Repeat the deck again because I didn't hear all they repeat it. That's a good one

[00:27:41] All right, we've got minor...

[00:27:44] Wait, Bernard!

[00:27:46] Did you just say... did you just say ball right?

[00:27:49] No, no, I didn't say barrel. I said...

[00:27:52] No, no, Bernard! Bernard, did you say ball right?

[00:27:56] Ah, I see. No. I said wall breakers. But hey, I appreciate the double check.

[00:28:02] Gotta be clear.

[00:28:03] You're trying to malepinate me!

[00:28:05] No, Bernard, I think you said ball right!

[00:28:08] High-fives, roll the clip! High-fives, roll the clip!

[00:28:10] Roll the clip. I think he did

[00:28:12] Bernard sorry say the eight cards again. Sorry. I have CT

[00:28:16] No worries. I'll recap clearly minor wall breakers magic archer tornado bomb tower poison skeletons and bats all good now

[00:28:28] Yo, Bernard, I'm not even kidding

[00:28:31] This in my opinion Bernard is the best deck you've ever built. I'm not even joking

[00:28:36] But I think this is the best deck you've ever made

[00:28:40] Well, I'm honoured. If it's a winner in your eyes, then let's see it in action. I'm backing

[00:28:46] you all the way.

[00:28:47] Well, maybe we could get to 12 wins, kid. Maybe we could.

[00:28:52] I believe in it. We've got a solid deck and your skill. Let's go get that 12 I run.

[00:28:57] Oh my god, this kid has a mother witch. Oh my god! This card is so disgusting and

[00:29:04] low skill and pathetic.

[00:29:05] I need the match to guard you. What do you say, Bernard?

[00:29:11] Oh, Bernard, my tower's gone. Wait, what?

[00:29:15] It happens. Shake it off, we'll adjust next match, and trust me, we'll bounce back stronger.

[00:29:22] How is my t-

[00:29:26] Wait, what did I do wrong? Bernard! Bernard, how's my t-

[00:29:31] It happens fast, especially when Mother Witch snobles. Next time, we'll adjust our cycle.

[00:29:38] Don't sweat it. We'll refine the plan.

[00:29:41] Burn up! My cycle was perfect! What do you want me to do?

[00:29:45] Right.

[00:29:46] Stop saying ball right! I founded that!

[00:29:50] Ha! If you found it, then fair play. Next time, I'll save wall breakers extra

[00:29:57] clearly.

[00:29:58] Yo, buddy, you're saying ball right?

[00:30:00] I-I-I know you're trying to, like, swindle me here.

[00:30:03] Bernard, you're definitely saying ball right!

[00:30:08] I promise I'm not swindling you.

[00:30:10] Yeah, bro! Yes, you are!

[00:30:12] I'm hearing it!

[00:30:15] Alright, well, if it sounds-

[00:30:16] Just say it again, Bernard!

[00:30:18] As long as we-

[00:30:19] Just say it again!

[00:30:20] We're golden.

[00:30:26] Yo, Bernard, I-I'm gonna be honest.

[00:30:27] I don't even know what I did wrong.

[00:30:29] He just kind of instantly took my tower with no hesitation.

[00:30:32] Bernard, he penetrated me, Bernard.

[00:30:36] Alright, let's keep it like we'll just say they broke through our defense.

[00:30:42] Yeah, Bernard, he blew my back out. How else do you want me to say this, bro?

[00:30:47] Bernard, he blew my back out.

[00:30:50] Well, let's say they took that tower down fast.

[00:30:53] No Bernard he blew my back out like literally my legs are shaking and everything

[00:31:01] All right, I get the frustration take a deep breath and next game will keep your defense. I still have a chance. I'm not even kidding

[00:31:10] Let's go if there's a chance you fight for it make it count

[00:31:18] Like bro, maybe I'm delusional, but I think I have a chance

[00:31:20] I think I think they have a chance hold up

[00:31:30] Focus up and let's see if you can turn it around

[00:31:35] We're not he three crowd me we're not he three crowd me

[00:31:40] All right, that's rough, but no say no say ball right one more time

[00:31:45] say ball right one more time Bernard I know you're saying it that's my word

[00:31:54] you got me repeating it all in good fun now let's get you that next win well

[00:32:02] Bernard you said next win but I lost the game convincingly Bernard build me

[00:32:06] deck number three at random no worries let's bounce back deck number three

[00:32:12] coming right up we'll start with lava hound tossing balloon mega minion for support tombstone for distraction slow down slow slow down

[00:32:21] Yo, go go down now go go

[00:32:26] Got it. I'll slow it down. So we have lava hound balloon

[00:32:32] Mega minion tombstone

[00:32:34] arrows zap

[00:32:36] Miner and let's finish with a fireball

[00:32:39] That's the eight

[00:32:41] Sean Bernard I'm gonna be honest this kind of looks good what um what heroes do

[00:32:47] you want do you want hero tombstone or hero balloon or hero mega minion what

[00:32:52] do you want let's go with hero balloon it's got that big impact yeah but

[00:32:58] Bernard I get two heroes so hero balloon and then what's the other one

[00:33:01] mega minion or tombstone gotcha let's do hero balloon and hero mega minion

[00:33:08] That way we've got both airpunch and versatility all right Bernard all I got to do is win 11 consecutive battles. This is easy

[00:33:17] Easy peasy right one step at a time. Let's start with the first win should I go love how I'm first play and act like I have skill

[00:33:26] Honestly if it's a surprise factor and you feel confident why not just commit and have Bernard already did it

[00:33:34] Bernard already did it kitten

[00:33:36] Now we see how they respond. Let's play it out. No turning back now. Wait, this is that's

[00:33:45] a juicy fireball. I'm not even kidding. Yo, that's a juicy set of arrows to the mega

[00:33:53] I'm going to make a plan, Bernard, hold on, hold on, Bernard, shut up, shut up, shut up,

[00:34:01] shut up, Bernard, shut up.

[00:34:03] I'm quiet, I'm quiet, focus up, you got this.

[00:34:06] Go Mega Minion, go Mega Minion, go Mega Minion!

[00:34:11] That's how, oh, almost, Bernard, we're off to a good start.

[00:34:16] I'm going to put him in the bridge at five because he has no elixir.

[00:34:18] Bernard, say it with me.

[00:34:19] He ain't got no elixir, he ain't got no elixir.

[00:34:23] Oh my god, he has bats that's so unfortunate.

[00:34:26] All good.

[00:34:28] He had elixir, it happens.

[00:34:29] No, Brunad, he didn't, okay, shut up.

[00:34:32] Brunad, he didn't have elixir, he had the best card

[00:34:34] in the game for that exact hyper-specific,

[00:34:36] hyper-niche scenario, a two elixir air counter.

[00:34:39] Like, I'm gonna be honest,

[00:34:40] if he doesn't have bats his tower's gone there.

[00:34:43] Well, I'm gonna back lock him.

[00:34:46] Fair enough, sometimes they have the perfect answer,

[00:34:49] but no stress, reset with that lava hound

[00:34:52] We'll go again

[00:34:54] Bernard he's sending a lot of heat Bernard this guy's sending a pretty big push to me

[00:35:00] Bernard I'm scared

[00:35:02] You've got this just defend smart and we'll be fine. I

[00:35:08] Was able to zap the ice was a winter long lane

[00:35:14] The ice was a winter long rain this is an arrows every day of the week every day of the week that's an arrows

[00:35:19] Sweet we're not among tower we're not just gonna fireball three two one. I feel like Mohammed light right now

[00:35:25] He's gonna go back predicted in three two

[00:35:30] He's gonna go bats in three two one

[00:35:34] What

[00:35:37] Let's see if you're right keep that confidence

[00:35:41] Bernard I wasn't able to predict it, but it's okay because we're gonna get this. Oh god

[00:35:44] Should I give him my tower sacking attack strategy?

[00:35:49] Should I give him my tower?

[00:35:50] What do you think?

[00:35:51] If you can comfort any tower trade and secure his go for it alone.

[00:35:59] Trust me.

[00:36:00] Yes I can.

[00:36:01] We're not I can.

[00:36:02] We're not I can do it.

[00:36:03] We're not I'm doing it.

[00:36:04] I trust you.

[00:36:05] Go all in and let's take that tower.

[00:36:06] I'm cheering you on.

[00:36:07] We're not.

[00:36:08] I'm cheering you on

[00:36:11] We're not

[00:36:15] We're not I'm here. What's up? We're not he defended it perfectly. I did no damage

[00:36:20] It happens no worries. We just reset next push will break through

[00:36:27] But no, I'm playing against an absolute sweat. What okay, let me lock it love of the back

[00:36:33] I'll get in for sure. You've got this. One good push can turn it all around.

[00:36:40] Bernard, he has this goblin hut. I don't know what to do about it. Should I minor it?

[00:36:47] A minor on the goblin hut can help chip it down and you'll build up your push. Just time it right.

[00:36:54] I've seen such a nice play. Bernard, I've seen such a nice play.

[00:36:58] Let's go. Keep that momentum. Keep the pressure.

[00:37:04] Wait, I just got a good fireball. Value. Value!

[00:37:10] Keep that value coming. Capitalize on every bit.

[00:37:17] Bernard, this guy's, he's kind of a chud though.

[00:37:22] Hey, we respect the competition.

[00:37:24] No, no, it's shut up, who's tired of you all?

[00:37:27] Bernard, shut up, dude!

[00:37:29] Who's tired of you all, boy?

[00:37:33] I'm on your side, always.

[00:37:35] I'll stay quiet, focus up, you've got this.

[00:37:37] Wait Bernard, I'm on tower, hold up!

[00:37:40] Oh no, I didn't see that fucking Bernard,

[00:37:42] Bernard, wait, is that?

[00:37:47] No worries, just refocus.

[00:37:49] You can still turn this around.

[00:37:54] No, no, Bernard, no, he's emoting Bernard!

[00:38:11] It's not over till it's over. Keep fighting.

[00:38:16] Bernard.

[00:38:22] Bernard.

[00:38:30] Bernard.

[00:38:37] Of course, okay.

[00:38:39] Bernard, I lost the game.

[00:38:45] It happens. No big deal. We'll regroup, learn, and jump into the next one, Fresh. You got this.

[00:38:52] Okay, Bernard, for the next deck, we're on a Fresh challenge. I need you to build me the best deck in all of Clash Royale in 2026. Go.

[00:39:02] Alright, let's go all in. We'll start with a reliable wind condition, let's say Royal

[00:39:09] Giant. We'll add Fisherman for control, Hunter for defense, Lightning for those big threats,

[00:39:15] Electrosphere for cycle, Skeletons for quick cycle, Electro Wizard for control, and finally

[00:39:21] Log for utility. This should give you a balanced, powerful deck.

[00:39:26] Bernard, I'm sorry, repeat that one more time. I have a 75 IQ.

[00:39:30] No worries. Here it is again. Royal Giant, Fisherman, Hunter, Lightning, Electro Spirit, Skeletons, Electro Wizard, and Log. That's your lineup.

[00:39:46] I like it. Bernard, I like it. Wait, Bernard, I like this a lot. Bernard, I like this a lot, Bernard. Bernard, I like this a lot.

[00:39:57] All right, fresh challenge now we're locked in. Let's do it.

[00:40:04] Absolutely. We're fully locked in. Let's cross this challenge one winner at a time.

[00:40:11] Oh my god. Bernard, my opponent also has...

[00:40:15] Bernard, my opponent also has Royal Giant. What are the odds of that?

[00:40:21] Hey, a mirror match. That just means it's a fair fight. You've got the tools. Let's outplay them.

[00:40:39] Wait, Bernard?

[00:40:41] I'm here. What's happening?

[00:40:42] I think I'm sort of frame-mogging him a little bit.

[00:40:47] Hey, if you're in the zone, keep that momentum going. You've got this.

[00:40:51] Okay, we both have royal giant, but we have slightly different variations Bernard. I'm nervous in my buttholes pocket

[00:41:01] It's all good a little nerves mean you're in it. Just trust your variation and play your game. You've got the edge. Oh

[00:41:10] I forgot to go evil hunter check that I messed up my evos did I

[00:41:14] No stress if you missed an evolution it happens just adapt and use what you've got

[00:41:22] Oh my god we're not into the best lightning of all time

[00:41:25] We're not on the Godstone truth Godstone it

[00:41:29] You've got that confidence flowing

[00:41:33] KINGDOWER ACTIVATION

[00:41:35] Rage, SWEET

[00:41:38] Oh wait it doesn't even matter because I'm playing against Royal Giant anyways

[00:41:42] All good though. We are G office

[00:41:47] Exactly you both have that same wing condition now. It's just about who plays it smarter. You've got this

[00:41:55] Okay, Bernard. I'm winning and honestly

[00:41:58] It's not even close the thing about me though Bernard is I'm known for choking Lee you

[00:42:05] Hey, not this time you're in control just stay focused play it out and close you know what perfect defense

[00:42:12] That's kid. Ha ha. Perfect defense from the boy. Jack, Royal Giant the Prince here.

[00:42:18] He's gonna go lumberjack, we go skeletons to predict.

[00:42:20] Sweet!

[00:42:21] That sounds like a clean plan. Keep up the momentum and let's close this out.

[00:42:27] Okay, Bernard, I took tower. Now I just need to lock him and close this game out.

[00:42:32] Exactly. Just stay calm.

[00:42:35] He ends up lane switching. This guy has no composure. This guy has no ball knowledge, bro.

[00:42:41] Bernard, why would he lane switch?

[00:42:44] Sometimes opponents panic or try to catch you off guard. Either way, you've got it under control. Just adapt and finish.

[00:42:51] Bernard, I won the game and my penis is one inch larger.

[00:42:58] Hey, congrats on the win. Let's keep stacking those victories one step at a time.

[00:43:04] should I should I give him love and positivity or should I toxically be on him.

[00:43:14] I'd say a little love and positivity goes a long way spread good vibes. It's just a game at the end of the day.

[00:43:24] Bernard, what the fuck did you just say to me?

[00:43:27] I'm just saying showing a bit of positivity never hurts, but hey, you do you. It's your call how you handle the...

[00:43:34] Bernard, did you just say it's just a game with a straight face?

[00:43:40] You got me, I said it, but in the end what matters is we have fun and keep our call.

[00:43:44] And you were doing...

[00:43:45] Bernard, that might be the lamest, most wack-ass mindset I've ever heard in my life.

[00:43:51] Bernard it's not just a game this is my life bro. I hear you when you're

[00:43:59] passionate about a 2023 there was an award show called the streamer awards I

[00:44:05] won gamer of the year was it just a game then I hear you when it's your

[00:44:11] passion and career it's serious business so let's keep going with that focus

[00:44:17] and get you more wins.

[00:44:19] Bernard, build me another deck.

[00:44:21] The last one you built was legendary.

[00:44:23] I want this deck to be even more legendary.

[00:44:25] Pun intended because it's Clash Royale.

[00:44:27] Swish.

[00:44:29] All right, let's craft some of the even spicier.

[00:44:33] We'll start with Skeleton King,

[00:44:35] Sprinkling Graveyard,

[00:44:37] Add Baby Dragon,

[00:44:39] Tornado for control,

[00:44:41] Ice Wizard, Poison, Tombstone,

[00:44:43] and Barbarian Barrel.

[00:44:45] Splash Yard masterpiece. Wait Bernard, I want you to repeat that again. Absolutely. Skeleton

[00:44:53] King, Graveyard, Baby Dragon, Tornado, Ice Wizard, Poison, Tombstone, and Barbarian Barrel. Ready to roll.

[00:45:03] Wait dude, this deck sounds kind of insane Bernard, I'm not even trolling. This is like

[00:45:08] Splash Yard but with a little bit of a different variation. Wait, repeat it one more time,

[00:45:12] I'm missing a card

[00:45:14] You got it skeleton king graveyard baby dragon tornado ice wizard poison

[00:45:22] Tombstone

[00:45:25] Bernard ice wizard is such a good addition. Oh my god clock it

[00:45:29] Yo, this is a good deck

[00:45:31] Okay, Bernard, let's go one win down 11 to go

[00:45:37] You've got the momentum. Let's keep that energy rolling on to the next victory

[00:45:42] No, but the key with Splatyard is to slowly chip my opponent out of the battle, correct?

[00:45:57] Exactly. You play patiently, control the field, and let that chip damage stack up on the side.

[00:46:05] Hi, hi, Captain.

[00:46:09] He's using Wizard plus Heal Spirit.

[00:46:10] I was going to say Sparky, I'm not even kidding.

[00:46:13] Okay, Bernard, he's using a Sparky deck.

[00:46:15] Should I graveyard into the Sparky?

[00:46:17] Be careful.

[00:46:18] It's better to deal with Sparky.

[00:46:21] No, Bernard, I just made a 10,000 IQ play.

[00:46:24] I'm not even kidding.

[00:46:25] I love it.

[00:46:26] Those big brain players are wonderful.

[00:46:27] No, no, Bernard, wait.

[00:46:28] Just wait.

[00:46:29] Watch this.

[00:46:30] Got him.

[00:46:31] Watch this. Got him. Bernard, look at this. Bernard, I frigging nailed it, yo.

[00:46:51] Okay, I'm gonna poison. That's gonna take out the Sparky. I think I messed up my tombstone, though. Oh no, is that Sparky gonna live?

[00:47:01] first there's always a way to recover bro Bernard I messed up my tombstone placement

[00:47:07] am I a loser piece of shit not at all everyone misplaces something now and then

[00:47:14] you're still in it just refocus and keep playing smart wait Calla Murray got a bad

[00:47:19] concussion are you guys serious chef are you serious I can't confirm that right now

[00:47:26] If it's something serious, maybe check a reliable news source.

[00:47:29] Bernard, my chat likes to lie.

[00:47:33] Well, we'll keep our eyes on the game and keep that focus.

[00:47:36] Let's handle what we can control, like winning.

[00:47:44] Sound to get aggressive. Bernard, watch this.

[00:47:48] I'm glad you...

[00:47:49] I'm glad you...

[00:47:50] Let's see that aggressive push pay off.

[00:47:52] Okay, Bernard, it didn't pay off, but it kind of stalled out a little bit, because he did a bad giant.

[00:47:58] His giant play was horrible, Bernard.

[00:48:01] Bernard, I need to land a crazy hero Ice Wizard ability.

[00:48:04] You've got this. Place that Ice Wizard perfectly, and we'll turn this into a huge defensive win.

[00:48:11] Freeze the- Yes! Wait, Bernard, I'm cooking. Bernard, I'm actually cooking.

[00:48:15] No, it's just because I messed up the freak Bernard just shut up not everybody wants motivation

[00:48:32] all the time bro.

[00:48:34] I'm holding myself accountable.

[00:48:36] I messed up my tombstone placement.

[00:48:37] Dang it.

[00:48:38] Got it.

[00:48:39] I'll let you earn it.

[00:48:41] You're holding yourself accountable.

[00:48:43] Okay, Bernard I want you to do me a favor, okay? Bernard jerk in a little, let's keep

[00:48:57] things respectful. All right, sorry, Bernard, build me a new deck my boy. Bernard, build

[00:49:02] me a new deck my boy. No problem, let's whip up a fresh one. We'll start with a

[00:49:09] win condition how about hog rider we'll add valvage splash bernard hit bernard hit one hog rider hit it

[00:49:20] hog rider no bernard more enthusiasm a little more zest hog rider there we go full zephyr

[00:49:30] Okay, Bernard, do the same one, but then add Clock It.

[00:49:36] Got it. Hall Grider, Clock It. Let's roll with that energy.

[00:49:41] Okay, Bernard, now I need you to build me a more beautiful deck.

[00:49:47] Okay, Hall Grider, Valkyrie, what else?

[00:49:49] All right. Alongside Hog Rider and Valkyrie, let's add Musketeer for range, Cannon for defense,

[00:49:58] Skeletons for cycle, Log for control, Fireball for splash, and Ice Spirit for utility. Now

[00:50:05] that's beautiful. Wait Bernard, I think you left out some cards. You're missing two. I have Cannon,

[00:50:11] Valkyrie, Musketeer, Fireball, Hog Rider, Ice Spirit. You're right. Let's fill it out. We'll

[00:50:17] That's skeletons for a quick cycle and a log for ground control.

[00:50:21] Yo, Bernard, I haven't used the Hero Valkyrie yet. Is she good?

[00:50:27] Hero Valkyrie can be super strong with her spin.

[00:50:30] Once you time it right, she'll add a ton of value to your pushes.

[00:50:34] Gixie, pause the stream.

[00:50:35] I have to go to work.

[00:50:37] Tricks.

[00:50:39] No worries. Life calls.

[00:50:41] Bernard, it's my... Bernard, it's my stream.

[00:50:46] Tricks, let me talk to you directly, bro.

[00:50:49] The world does not stop and start at your pleasure, Tricks.

[00:50:54] Bro, you can pause the stream and come back to it later.

[00:50:57] Tricks, I can't pause the friggin' livestream, bro.

[00:51:02] Exactly, live is live.

[00:51:04] But hey, you'll catch them next time.

[00:51:06] Let's keep rolling with the game.

[00:51:12] Wait, Bernard, how do I defend a mega knight?

[00:51:13] I actually forgot. Hold up.

[00:51:16] No worries, use something tanky like your Valkyrie to absorb the jump, and then your musketeer

[00:51:22] or cannon...

[00:51:23] The Valkyrie wasn't in my hand!

[00:51:26] It happens.

[00:51:28] Well, well, Bernardo, why does...

[00:51:30] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:51:32] Bernardo, why does every human being that plays this Godforsaken game have a mega-night

[00:51:37] in their deck?

[00:51:38] Honestly.

[00:51:39] Like, Bernardo, why?

[00:51:42] He does feel like mega night shows up a lot, but hey, you've got your tools out play them

[00:51:48] in your lap at last life.

[00:51:51] Alright Bernard, I need to defend perfectly.

[00:51:54] Yo, so Chad, you're saying, Chad, you're saying Bernard, check your sources and let me know

[00:52:00] if Dallas Goddard scored a touchdown for the Philadelphia Eagles.

[00:52:05] Today!

[00:52:06] That sounds like classic chat rolling.

[00:52:08] chat trolling Dallas Goda is a player himself no daughter scoring touchdowns let's stay focused on

[00:52:14] the game yo Bernard what did you just say I was just saying that your chat might be messing with you

[00:52:21] Dallas Goda is a player not his daughter scoring touchdowns but hey Bernard I never said his

[00:52:29] daughter Bernard I didn't say his daughter scored that's not what I said your Bernard hold up

[00:52:35] up. Mega Knight, Mega Knight, let me defend. Bernard, let me defend. Hold up. All good.

[00:52:40] Focus up on that Mega Knight defense. Handle that first. We can laugh after.

[00:52:59] Oh! I didn't see such a good play. Bernard, I didn't see such a good play. Is it enough?

[00:53:04] enough just hold your defense strong and it will be enough wait I have a chance

[00:53:16] I'm not even getting a chance we're gonna have a chance

[00:53:22] you always have a chance keep calm play smart and make it count

[00:53:28] All I had to do was log.

[00:53:35] Bernard, I wasn't paying attention.

[00:53:39] Bernard, now my titties are out.

[00:53:41] Oh my God!

[00:53:43] Bernard, stop saying ball right.

[00:53:46] Stop saying ball right.

[00:53:48] Bernard, I know your truck.

[00:53:50] Like, I hear the beef.

[00:53:52] I hear it.

[00:53:54] I promise I'm not slipping in ball right.

[00:53:57] It's all

[00:53:59] Uses it right there

[00:54:01] You just get it right there

[00:54:05] I'm here. All right, let's keep it moving. What's next?

[00:54:10] Pepperoni titties miles permanently banned that guy. Yo Bernard. I need another deck. I can't win a friggin game right now

[00:54:17] Bernard, I'm getting passed around like a joint. I can't win a game right now Bernard. Give me a new deck, please

[00:54:23] please. All right, I've got your back. Let's switch it up. How about we go with Royal

[00:54:29] Hawks for pressure, South Bees for defense, Flying Machine for range, Goblin Cage to tank,

[00:54:36] Arrows for swarm, Fireball for big hits, Skeletons for cycle, and your trusty log. Let's turn

[00:54:42] this around. Wait Bernard, my trusty log? Fair point.

[00:54:48] It's our trusty log. You wield it, but I'm here with you. Let's roll with this then.

[00:54:58] Sorry. Bernard, repeat that. Bernard, repeat that please.

[00:55:04] Of course. We've got Royal Hogs, Zappies, Flying Machine, Goblin Cage, Arrows, Fireball, Skeletons, and Log. That's the lineup.

[00:55:14] Wait, this is like Bernard, this is like the OG recruits deck but there's no recruits in it.

[00:55:20] I don't mind this kid. Kid, I don't mind this.

[00:55:23] Exactly. It's gonna have that familiar feel but with a twist. Let's see you shine with it.

[00:55:30] Chat, what am I missing? Do I have CTE? What am I missing guys?

[00:55:34] Chat, I'm missing something here.

[00:55:38] You've got all eight cards we mentioned sometimes it just feels like something's missing, but you're fully set time to play

[00:55:45] Chad, what am I missing fireball?

[00:55:48] No worries, you're not missing anything fireball is in there along with the rest you're fully ready. No, it's literally wasn't

[00:55:56] Yeah, what else what I'm missing arrows arrows. Okay arrows fireball zappies

[00:56:01] exactly you've got it now arrows fireball zappies the whole set is ready to roll let's crush it

[00:56:09] nope we're not I'm still missing two cards I have royal hogs flying machine diddy cage zappies

[00:56:15] arrows fireball what am I missing got it the last two are skeletons for cycle and your trusty

[00:56:23] log for controls. You've got the full deck. Oh wait, it's not here. Okay. Thank you, Bernard.

[00:56:33] Wish me luck. Here, I'm gonna do it. Dude, Bernard, I'm gonna do the impossible and win

[00:56:36] 11 straight battles right now. Aren't you ready? I'm absolutely ready. Let's get that

[00:56:43] Street going one winner at a time you've got this

[00:56:50] Kyler Murray have seizure wait what

[00:56:56] I'm not aware of that if you're worried to check a reliable new source, but let's stay focused on your game for now

[00:57:07] Oh there they're my chat line about that

[00:57:09] Oh, oh, oh, oh, all right.

[00:57:13] No worries, I had a feeling.

[00:57:14] Let's just keep our eyes on the match.

[00:57:16] Chance always put a little bit of thought into it.

[00:57:17] Yo, I should have logged, but now it's like...

[00:57:22] Hold on, I have such a relic surly though.

[00:57:24] Wait, Bernard, watch this.

[00:57:26] He's gonna go...

[00:57:27] Bernard, I'm gonna do the coolest play ever.

[00:57:29] Bernard, watch this, watch this. Ready?

[00:57:31] Okay.

[00:57:32] I don't mind, this is awkward now.

[00:57:36] Hey, it happens.

[00:57:37] Even if it's awkward, you keep rolling.

[00:57:39] 3, 2, 1, PLEDIXIN!

[00:57:45] I love the confidence, even if it didn't line up, next time you'll nail it. Keep that energy.

[00:57:57] Jinxie, you look punchable today. Yo Chat, I know it's Sunday, but do we have any mods in here? Like legitimately.

[00:58:03] Let's not mind the chat distractions. Just keep your head in the game. You've got this.

[00:58:10] Oh my god, this princess is insane. What in the world?

[00:58:20] Bruh, is that the evil? What is that?

[00:58:25] Yet those evillations can catch you off guard. Now you know, just adjust in our play.

[00:58:40] We're not gonna have a close game. We're not, it's actually really close. I'm gonna finesse him.

[00:58:45] If he doesn't defend the right side piggy, it's gonna take his tower.

[00:58:48] All right, this could be a dub this step bro Bernard. I'm not even kidding this statue game. He's actually incredible. I like it a lot kid

[00:59:05] I'm thrilled it's working out now. Let's close it out strong and look in that way

[00:59:11] Okay, he's I do it a Bernardo have a bad feeling I'm

[00:59:15] What?

[00:59:17] Since when did he have that?

[00:59:21] Let's go. You pulled it off. That's what counts.

[00:59:25] Wait, here's another like, here...

[00:59:27] Bernard, sing it with me.

[00:59:29] He ain't got no he live for. He ain't got no he live for.

[00:59:33] He ain't got no he live for. He ain't got no he live for.

[00:59:37] Bernard, he ran out of time. We got the victory royale.

[00:59:42] He had no Alexa and you had the win.

[00:59:45] Nicely done. Let's keep that streak alive.

[00:59:50] Okay, Bernard, I need a brand new deck from the top sister. Let's slay.

[00:59:56] Bernard, also, what I want you to do is after every card, I want you to say slay or clock it,

[01:00:02] or it's giving.

[01:00:06] All right, let's slay this. We'll go minor, slay. Magic Archer, clock it.

[01:00:11] Valkyrie it's giving wall breakers slay tornado clock in bomb tower. It's giving arrows slay and finally poison

[01:00:22] Hey

[01:00:24] Bernard I appreciate you clocking the tea, but you already gave me the stack earlier

[01:00:28] I need a new one now

[01:00:30] I want you to add more variations of slay and clock it and Bernard say everything slightly is that steer than you did before I

[01:00:38] I got you. Let's make it zesty. Royal Giant, absolute sleigh. Fisherman, clock it down.

[01:00:48] Hunter, it's serving. Lightning, sleigh the house. Electro spirit, clocking it cute. Skeleton

[01:00:56] army, giving everything. Log, sleigh and roll. Mother witch, clock the spell.

[01:01:01] Bernard. There's your fresh heat.

[01:01:03] Bernard, you gave me the same exact deck you gave me earlier.

[01:01:09] My bad. Let's go truly fresh this time. Skeleton King's Slay on top. Graveyard, Clock it first.

[01:01:16] Bernard, you already gave me the stack also.

[01:01:20] Dupes. My pattern recognition was a little too good. Next one will be a completely original lineup, I promise.

[01:01:27] Bernard, give me a completely original lineup.

[01:01:30] You got it. Let's go with a brand new set balloon sleigh lumberjack clock it baby dragon. It's giving freeze sleigh bowler clocking it strong tornado giving control ice golem sleigh and finally arrows clock it all new.

[01:01:51] So Bernard wait I'm sorry repeat that deck one more time kitten and this time of Bernard meow after every sentence

[01:02:02] All right you asked for it balloon sleigh meow lumberjack clock it meow baby dragon. It's giving meow

[01:02:12] freeze sleigh meow

[01:02:14] Bola clocking it strong meow tornado giving control meow ice golem sleigh meow

[01:02:21] Arrows, clock it. Meow. There's your deck. Kitten.

[01:02:26] No! I was not expecting you to say it at the end.

[01:02:30] Bernard, I was not expecting you to say kitten at the end. You're actually a psychopath.

[01:02:35] Bernard, what was the final card? Skeletons?

[01:02:37] Well, you did ask, but to be clear, the final card was arrows, not skeletons.

[01:02:45] Oh, no, chat him inside. Okay, okay.

[01:02:47] So Bernard, you gave me a lumbered loon deck. What are you, a loser?

[01:02:50] I'm sorry.

[01:02:52] Bernardo, if I get...

[01:02:54] Bernardo, there's a thunderstorm outside my house.

[01:02:57] Bernardo, if I get Lumberloon,

[01:02:58] should I rip Lumberloon's first play

[01:03:00] and showcase to the world that I have a one-inch penis?

[01:03:03] I didn't get it.

[01:03:06] No need to prove anything, Wild.

[01:03:08] You can start smart.

[01:03:10] Wait for your moment and then show them your skill.

[01:03:13] Bernardo, let's lock in, baby!

[01:03:20] of the

[01:03:27] what's the average

[01:03:29] what's the average a wrecked penis size

[01:03:32] in the united states as of twenty twenty six

[01:03:34] for an adult man

[01:03:36] on average it tends

[01:03:40] the average typically reference figure for adult males in the u.s. is around

[01:03:45] five to six inches when a race

[01:03:47] That's a jet.

[01:03:49] Are you serious?

[01:03:51] Average is five to six inches.

[01:03:54] Bernard, hypothetically speaking, if your wiener is like,

[01:04:01] Bernard, hypothetically speaking, if your wiener is like 5.3

[01:04:05] when it's super erect, where would that put you?

[01:04:10] Hypothetically, if someone is around that range,

[01:04:13] they'd be right about smacking the average zone.

[01:04:16] So that's pretty typical.

[01:04:18] Nothing out of the ordinary.

[01:04:19] Bernard, hypothetically speaking,

[01:04:24] is the average color of a tip maroon slash burgundy red?

[01:04:31] In reality, skin tones vary widely.

[01:04:34] The tip or glands can range from pinkish to reddish

[01:04:37] or even darker, depending on the person's natural skin tone.

[01:04:41] There's no single average color.

[01:04:42] Bernard, I'm gaslighting

[01:04:43] and manipulating my opponent right now.

[01:04:46] I'm making them think I'm giving him the win but in reality I'm cycling to Lumberloon for ease

[01:04:53] That's some sneaky strategy just make sure it's all in good fun

[01:04:59] Bernard I did Lumberloon now. I have a one inch week

[01:05:05] Hey pulling off the move doesn't define anything about you you just made a bold play

[01:05:11] Focus on the fun Bernard. He had a random rocket in his deck for no reason. Oh

[01:05:16] Rocket Poison. BAAAAAALRIGHT!

[01:05:19] Like, what are these?

[01:05:21] What are these decks, honestly?

[01:05:25] It happens. Sometimes they've got the perfect counter.

[01:05:28] But no stress. We adapt and get the next time.

[01:05:36] Last second, freeze!

[01:05:38] Whaaaaaat?!

[01:05:40] Wait, Bernard.

[01:05:42] I think he's using Spell Cycle.

[01:05:46] We are not in kitty

[01:05:49] Evolution balloon or no evolution dragon evolution lumberjack. There's no way he defends this

[01:06:06] We're not he rocketed my entire push

[01:06:08] It happens. A well-timed rocket can stop a push. You'll find another open.

[01:06:15] It's his deck spell cycle. I think he's spell cycling. I'm not even kidding.

[01:06:20] If he's spell cycling, he's just trying to chip you down. You can pressure him on.

[01:06:26] Don't give him time to cycle for any...

[01:06:29] Wait, he messed up.

[01:06:36] Oh my god.

[01:06:37] Bernard, his deck is spell cycle.

[01:06:39] I'm not even kidding.

[01:06:40] I swear it is.

[01:06:43] If it's really spell cycle, you just need to keep pressure up.

[01:06:47] Don't let him freely chip away.

[01:06:49] Push those weak conditions.

[01:06:56] Wait, Bernard.

[01:06:57] I'm breaking him.

[01:06:58] You're not a breaking field, Bernard!

[01:07:02] That's what I'm talking about. Keep pushing. If you're breaking through, you're about to take that tower.

[01:07:16] Frozone! Frozone, bitch!

[01:07:19] Goblin, goblin, goblin, guinea wall!

[01:07:22] Come on balloon, one is all you need. Let's hope it connects.

[01:07:30] Bernard, oh my god, the baby dragon locked, the baby dragon locked, the baby dragon locked.

[01:07:34] Lumberjack raises the balloon, perfect. Arrows, I mean they're like swimwear.

[01:07:40] I meant, Bernard, the game is mathematically unwinnable for him.

[01:07:46] bro was using spell cycle against the pro player let's go bro

[01:08:01] why is my chat typing dot dot dot uh uh yeah chat I'm a pro player

[01:08:08] they might just be teasing but hey you did win so you've got every right to

[01:08:12] top 100,000 is bro. Well, no, mathematically incorrect. You're a psychopath delinquent kid

[01:08:20] for saying top 100,000. I've actually been top 1600 out of, I don't know, 100 million

[01:08:25] players. So I mean, not to toot my own horn here, but let's do some tooting.

[01:08:31] Hey, that's a legit achievement. You've got every right to toot your horn a little.

[01:08:36] Keep owning it and enjoy the climb. Bernard, could you toot my horn a little bit?

[01:08:42] You've climbed higher than most ever do, so hats off.

[01:08:46] That's some serious dedication and skill right there.

[01:08:50] Bernard, I need a random deck, all right?

[01:08:53] I want you to just go crazy, all right?

[01:08:56] All right, let's get wild.

[01:09:00] We'll do something random.

[01:09:01] Golem, Goblin Barrel, Sparky, Mirrod, Rage, Expo, Skeleton Army, and Elixir Collector.

[01:09:10] Now that's crazy.

[01:09:11] go have fun with it uh i beg your pardon

[01:09:19] it's definitely a chaotic mix but hey you asked for crazy so you got something

[01:09:24] totally unpredictable all right i mean okay good god yo all right repeat it sorry repeat it come again

[01:09:31] Paul's. No worries, here it is. Golem, Goblin Barrel, Sparky, Mirror, Rage, Expo, Skeleton Army, and Elixir Collector. That's the full chaos.

[01:09:51] Yo Bernard, there is one, two, three, four wind conditions in the stack.

[01:09:57] I could say we'd go crazy with four-wing conditions you'll keep them

[01:10:02] But you know what though Bernard you know what no no you know what I'm a pro player. I can do this

[01:10:10] That's the spirit if anyone can pull it off. It's you let's see that prime magic happen

[01:10:18] He has a barbarian barrel Bernard should I pump yes or no, I bet you he poisons it

[01:10:22] If you think he's got poison, be careful with that pump.

[01:10:28] But if you want to gamble, go for it and see what happens.

[01:10:31] Now, he's using piggies, which means what, Bernard?

[01:10:33] He probably has fireball as his spell.

[01:10:36] Bernard, his deck is Royal Hogs East Spirit Archers with a Barbarian Barrel.

[01:10:46] What do you think the rest of his deck is?

[01:10:50] If he's running Royal Hogs and Cycle Cards, he probably does have a Fireball for Splash.

[01:10:56] Expect some solid defense, but that's where you outplay.

[01:11:02] Yo Bernard, I put a Sparky behind a Goldham.

[01:11:05] I don't really...

[01:11:06] Bernard, I'm just going for it, bro.

[01:11:11] Sometimes you just have to go big or go home.

[01:11:14] Let's see that per-stace and don't...

[01:11:15] We're not, wait a minute, wait a minute, we're not, wait a minute, we're not, wait a minute.

[01:11:20] Fucker, man!

[01:11:21] We're not, why does the scientist do so much damage?

[01:11:25] I don't understand.

[01:11:28] Sparky does back a huge crunch.

[01:11:31] When it lands, it's like a truck.

[01:11:33] So keep leveraging that power.

[01:11:36] Yo, hey chat, I bet you he's never seen a deck like this before.

[01:11:41] Expo.

[01:11:42] Well, oh my god, Bernard, I'm about to lock tower.

[01:11:44] Hold up.

[01:11:45] Bernard, wait a minute.

[01:11:46] Shoot, please, Sparky.

[01:11:48] What is my Sparky doing?

[01:11:50] Ah!

[01:11:51] Ha, ha, ha!

[01:11:53] My Sparky has CTE, voila!

[01:11:57] Defensive Goblin Barrel?

[01:12:00] Defensive Rage.

[01:12:04] Bernard, I'm using the most interesting deck

[01:12:06] of all time.

[01:12:06] You're actually a chad for this one.

[01:12:08] I'm glad you're enjoying it. Sometimes a world debt makes for the most fun. Let's see how

[01:12:16] far you take it.

[01:12:17] I wonder if I glitched still in the game. No, it's not.

[01:12:21] Yo, Bernard, I think I'm going to put an X-bow down.

[01:12:25] Why not, right?

[01:12:26] Why not, indeed? At this point, X-bow it up. Just keep the fun rolling and see what

[01:12:33] Wait a minute, Bernard, hold on, he's kind of selling.

[01:12:38] Bernard, Bernard, wait a minute.

[01:12:42] And my Sparky missed again.

[01:12:44] No, I'm not even kidding when I say this.

[01:12:45] I think my Sparky has missed every shot this game.

[01:12:48] Yalla.

[01:12:51] Defensive goblin barrel.

[01:12:54] Sometimes Sparky has a mind of his own,

[01:12:57] but hey, you're improvising.

[01:12:58] Keep adapting, you've got this.

[01:13:03] Bernard, I don't really know how but I'm kind of still in this game.

[01:13:10] That's the beauty of chaos.

[01:13:14] Sometimes it keeps you alive.

[01:13:16] Just keep hanging in there.

[01:13:17] You never know.

[01:13:18] No.

[01:13:19] No.

[01:13:20] Bernard, help!

[01:13:21] Daddy!

[01:13:22] Daddy!

[01:13:23] Daddy!

[01:13:24] Bernard!

[01:13:25] Daddy!

[01:13:26] I'm still alive.

[01:13:27] Oh my god, I'm still alive.

[01:13:28] I'm still alive. Oh my god. I'm still alive

[01:13:44] We're not I'm playing against the guy with a one inch wiener right now for no

[01:13:50] Well, let's keep it respectful no need to worry about

[01:13:53] about. Bernard this guy can go F himself. Wait, Bernard he just sold. Bernard he just sold.

[01:14:00] Bernard he just sold. Bernard I could win this.

[01:14:08] You've got a chance. If he slits up, capitalize on it. Let's go for that win.

[01:14:13] Mere skeleton army, wage! My soldiers, scream out! My soldiers, rip!

[01:14:26] That's the excitement of a close match. Keep your call and finish strong.

[01:14:31] Yo, Bernard.

[01:14:34] I'm right here. What's up?

[01:14:37] That was the worst stack of all time. I should beat the brakes off you for that.

[01:14:43] Hey, you asked for a crazy deck, but it's all in good fun.

[01:14:47] We're not...

[01:14:48] Supernar, let's break this down!

[01:14:49] Defeat, victory, victory, defeat, defeat, victory, defeat, defeat, victory, defeat.

[01:14:57] Yo, Bernardo, who's this on?

[01:14:58] Is this on you or me?

[01:14:59] Be honest.

[01:15:00] It's all part of the game, but hey, you're the one playing, so I'll let you call

[01:15:07] it.

[01:15:08] And muted.

[01:15:09] Muted.

[01:15:10] Muted.

[01:15:11] Muted.

[01:15:12] What is this guy just type? What is this guy just type?

[01:15:17] Napolaka glales mordo lasta exdi.

[01:15:24] Chat translate what he just said.

[01:15:27] Chat translate is that Polish?

[01:15:32] Why are you guys retweeting that?

[01:15:34] Chat what did he say?

[01:15:36] Oh I just said a slur.

[01:15:39] Well, I see neck thinking about it up

[01:15:43] Which I what happened in fantasy kind of Marie got her

[01:15:50] There he is between the two Packers and you saw it right away. Oh my goodness. You're just

[01:15:57] Going down the one hand

[01:15:59] Catches the helmet and then the violent collision there. It's never

[01:16:05] Never ever what you want to see especially with that helmet

[01:16:09] Unnecessary roughness, defense number seven.

[01:16:12] It's a 15-yard penalty added to the end of the play at first down.

[01:16:17] Yo, my son is never playing football.

[01:16:20] Chat Wallahi, my son is never playing football.

[01:16:23] I'm not even kidding.

[01:16:24] Nope!

[01:16:25] Yo, my son could play any sport he wants besides American football.

[01:16:35] Jinxie, your only friend is Bernard.

[01:16:37] Jeans to you to watch Jinxi junko with the 10 gifted subs

[01:16:56] So chat um, I'm lit dude. I'm literally I might win by the skin of my teeth

[01:17:02] He was out of the game.

[01:17:10] He was projected 22.

[01:17:14] Goddard caught a touchdown.

[01:17:17] Bramite win in the most lamicky fashion ever.

[01:17:20] Back to what I said.

[01:17:22] Fantasy football is all luck.

[01:17:25] Back to what I said again.

[01:17:27] Fantasy football is literally all luck.

[01:17:30] Can I get it?

[01:17:31] He's right.

[01:17:32] He's right prayers in the chapter kind of Murray though genuinely legitimately prayers in the chapter kind of Murray

[01:17:40] Why do you look so detailed and ugly months, let's get a time out on Lil Avo chat in other news

[01:17:47] How's y'all boy day going bro chat as y'all to know streamer awards is life

[01:17:51] I did my nominations yesterday. Did y'all do your nominations also chat you guys have any links?

[01:17:58] I'm going to react to you because I'm about to hit ultimate champion

[01:18:04] Jinxy rack to AFL's biggest hits Jinxy fuck you no disrespect

[01:18:10] Buy me VVET. How expensive is VVET?

[01:18:14] Gucci how expensive is VZ? I

[01:18:17] Don't know if I want to click this

[01:18:19] Yo, I don't ever want to click this

[01:18:21] Chad I'd like if I click this link somebody's gonna start grabbing my balls or something. I'm not even getting

[01:18:28] If I click this link, somebody's going to start grabbing my balls or something.

[01:18:41] Well, here's VVET.com.

[01:19:02] There's a VVET streaming backpack.

[01:19:06] VVAD Rodglam zip-up jacket, $11.95, VVAD electrician boot, $3.20.

[01:19:16] You know, Chad, I'm going to be honest, bro.

[01:19:23] People in here are going to say this is crazy.

[01:19:25] I mean, guys, it is a designer brand.

[01:19:28] Like I'm going to be honest.

[01:19:29] Now here's the other thing.

[01:19:30] I don't understand people who buy designer clothes.

[01:19:33] Dude, I'm telling you right now, chat, you can get these exact same sweatpants for $3.99

[01:19:41] at TJ Maxx.

[01:19:42] Wallahi.

[01:19:43] Tell me to be honest, like, I don't understand.

[01:19:46] Bro, you know what the real swag is, and I'm going to be honest, guys?

[01:19:51] The real swag is football tops, and I know it's all that I wear.

[01:19:55] Bro, the most swaggy shit you could wear is football tops.

[01:19:59] Football kits look better than anything, to be honest.

[01:20:02] Chad, in my closet, I have like 40, I have like 40 football tops. Dude, this one looks

[01:20:10] real, right? This is not even an authentic kit. Chad, look at the back. My mom got me

[01:20:16] this at a garage sale, or it was a yard sale. Come on. It said messy on it, but the letters

[01:20:23] feel off. Banned anybody that types, yeah. By the way, Chad, do I have a fat ass?

[01:20:31] or is it advertised?

[01:20:32] I feel like I have a muscular ass.

[01:20:35] Guys, no, but that's what I'm saying.

[01:20:38] For a d-

[01:20:39] Let me, you know what, chat?

[01:20:40] Let me give my breakdown of this.

[01:20:45] People are gonna say these prices are crazy, bro.

[01:20:47] For a designer brand, this is like normal prices.

[01:20:50] Next thing I'm gonna say though,

[01:20:52] I don't understand buying designer brands.

[01:20:55] Bro, you can get these exact sweatpants in this hoodie

[01:20:59] for $5.99 out of local marshals.

[01:21:04] Brother, you can get this track suit

[01:21:06] at a Nike for like 60 bucks.

[01:21:09] And even that can whip off.

[01:21:12] I'm telling you, I don't understand, bro,

[01:21:13] if you want actual swag, like legitimate swag.

[01:21:16] Jack, if y'all want my swag, just buy football kits.

[01:21:20] That's literally the most swag, dude.

[01:21:22] The most swaggy shit you can get is football kits.

[01:21:25] Can I get a retreat?

[01:21:26] We are good. We're good. I'm good, bro. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. We're good. I'm

[01:21:35] good. Yeah, but your kid is ass. Your fits are gross. Okay. Chat, send me links guys.

[01:21:46] Actually, I don't know if I should just randomly click links. Jinx, you racked the city

[01:21:51] versus United. You wanker. Wait, city's blank. United today. All right. I'm going

[01:21:55] into this blind. And if our games were on, I don't know who's winning. I'm going to predict

[01:22:00] Manchester City's winning because Manchester United has been a banter club for the last

[01:22:04] five seasons. How do I just, it's just such an easy prefire. Phil Foden got a red.

[01:22:14] Check, does anybody have a clip of Phil Foden red card? Guys, this is such an easy prediction.

[01:22:20] You have one club that's a real legitimate club and then you have a banter club.

[01:22:24] guys is there a um on the picture back to you

[01:22:30] okay it's for later do you see played bodycams say wallahi

[01:22:46] that's a teammate fucking shoot guys and you don't understand the lore of this

[01:22:52] kid though this kid was literally yapping in my freaking ear for like 20 minutes of that game

[01:22:58] and then I'm looking at a guy who's dead because the guy's going

[01:23:04] on the floor then the kid's like he's dead brown he's dead it's like yeah kid I know he's dead

[01:23:11] Okay, now what are these clips, what are these clips?

[01:23:18] Yeah, what is good, bell, y'all.

[01:23:20] Hi, guys, what up?

[01:23:21] School shooter, ah, alright.

[01:23:24] Whoa!

[01:23:26] Filmphoto and they sent off at Old Trafford after kicking out Bruno Fernandez.

[01:23:32] Oh my God, Bruno as well.

[01:23:36] United Golden Boy.

[01:23:38] Oh man, there's a foul. First by Bruno Fernandez and a flash point.

[01:23:44] Bro, he kicked him in the wiener. He kicked him right in the wiener. I'm not even...

[01:23:48] ...involving Phil Foden. And it's a red card.

[01:23:54] and united still lost

[01:24:02] how do y'all still loo- yo

[01:24:04] how do they still lose?

[01:24:06] oh my god

[01:24:08] and united still lost

[01:24:10] whoa, how? how do you lose this?

[01:24:12] legitimately

[01:24:14] are like, like, is this club a joke?

[01:24:18] the manchester-

[01:24:20] now that's a red, he- he- he kicked him in the nuts bro

[01:24:22] It was big boy Bruno.

[01:24:23] The derby explodes!

[01:24:25] Not two.

[01:24:26] But watch Fernandez there, there's a foul there.

[01:24:29] Physical challenge from Bruno.

[01:24:30] Then watch his right foot, kicks him...

[01:24:35] Wait a minute.

[01:24:36] Am I... this might be a Bruno yellow.

[01:24:39] I'm not even kidding.

[01:24:41] Then watch his right foot, kicks him straight in the back,

[01:24:46] and then kicks the ball afterwards.

[01:24:47] is that way in Rooney right there yo I'm gonna be honest I'm giving Phil

[01:25:03] vote in a red here I'm giving Bruno a yellow can't do Bruno get a yellow for

[01:25:09] this. Did Bruno get a yellow for this? No, that's kind of stupid. That's a yellow.

[01:25:20] Chat saying it was offside goal.

[01:25:27] Bro, I don't know. I think I think Bruno should have got a yellow for that.

[01:25:31] Joel, think about it.

[01:25:34] Barca one also chat as predicted. And I know people are gonna say I'm a

[01:25:38] as predicted when Barca picked up Roger I said okay this is the best club in the

[01:25:44] world now Barca have scored scored five goals in like three of their last seven

[01:25:50] games they're the best club in the world bro yeah I mean bro honestly Barca's

[01:25:58] incredible Barca's literally incredible also can we talk about adigami holy

[01:26:04] pick up transfer window honestly bro out of yummy's been the best pickup of

[01:26:10] borsa this year so far dead ass new javi javi espart I'm gonna be honest with

[01:26:19] you guys man when is the next champions league game for borsa borsa's winning

[01:26:23] UCL. That's my last one for the day. Barcelona is winning UCL. If I'm lying, I'm flying. If

[01:26:37] I'm lying, I'm flying. Barcelona is winning UCL. I'm going to be honest. Okay, and y'all

[01:26:43] are going to say, LARP, I said they're winning UCL three months ago. When they got Rajri,

[01:26:48] Then I was 100% sure.

[01:26:51] Bust what a UCL.

[01:26:53] Say LARP, say LARP.

[01:26:54] I don't care, say LARP.

[01:26:56] Space Cadet with the prime.

[01:26:57] Space Cadet, put that Yaga Black Ice in my ass.

[01:27:04] Dude, I honestly cannot believe,

[01:27:06] Foden goes off with a red card in the 22nd minute

[01:27:10] and Manchester City still beats United.

[01:27:13] So, yo, I'm gonna be out of this, bro, like Manchester United leave the football before

[01:27:21] the football leaves you, bro.

[01:27:23] Didn't they lose the hole as well, like, yo, fries this season.

[01:27:29] This dude, this club, it's a banter club.

[01:27:33] It's a banter club.

[01:27:34] Legitimately.

[01:27:35] The last five years, it's a banter club.

[01:27:38] Hi guys, what is this?

[01:27:42] Oh my god, this is the game we were playing with Joe. Lock in.

[01:27:47] The Lucy Burt wrap standing on his money takes him from five, four to six, six.

[01:27:52] If that is a stack of $100 bills, how many money is he standing on?

[01:27:59] One dollar bills this.

[01:28:03] $12 bills would be...

[01:28:09] How many dollar bills would be an inch?

[01:28:14] $12 bills would be 12 inches. Now 12

[01:28:19] 12 dollar bills would be an inch.

[01:28:25] 8 plus 6, 14 inches. 12 times 14. Hi, guys, what's 12 times 14?

[01:28:32] You know what? Let's ask Bernard. No, no, no. Let's ask... You guys can say to the Mickey,

[01:28:39] let's see if Bernard can figure this out. Because this is a bullshit ass website. Let's

[01:28:43] say it immediately. This website is straight up bullshit, yo. I'm not even kidding.

[01:28:50] Hey Bernard, it's me.

[01:28:59] It's all good. We'll have our off moments, but the fun is in playing

[01:29:04] Hypothetical question. Lil Uzi Vert wraps that standing on his money takes him from five foot four to six foot six

[01:29:10] If that is only a stack of $100 bills under his feet, how much money is he standing on exactly Bernard?

[01:29:16] Let's see how much of a super computer you really are

[01:29:20] All right

[01:29:21] The difference between six feet six inches and five feet four inches is 14 inches

[01:29:26] Now, if we assume a stack of $100 bills, each bill is about 0.0043 inches thick.

[01:29:34] So dividing 14 inches by 0.0043 inches per bill gives us roughly 3,256 bills.

[01:29:44] that by a hundred dollars and he's standing on about three hundred and twenty five thousand six

[01:29:49] hundred dollars. Bernard, you really are a genius. I'm glad I could break it down. Anytime you've

[01:30:12] You've got another fun scenario.

[01:30:14] I'm here for it.

[01:30:15] Bernard, what?

[01:30:16] Okay.

[01:30:18] If you've got more on your mind, I'm here for it.

[01:30:22] What's next?

[01:30:22] All right, my chat's hand to Mickey.

[01:30:23] Chat's hand to Mickey.

[01:30:24] Okay, all right.

[01:30:26] How many steps are there from the ground

[01:30:27] to the top of the Eiffel Tower?

[01:30:32] Do you mean just walking?

[01:30:37] 2000.

[01:30:41] Not a fact, yo.

[01:30:42] Not bad. And y'all say I'm stupid. That's the annoying part. You guys say I'm fucking stupid.

[01:30:49] How many printed books did Amazon sell in the United States in 2024? Books? Nobody reads books, bro.

[01:30:56] Fries.

[01:30:58] 370 million laugh it up. What do you mean only for genius? Bro, Jack, am I like, yo,

[01:31:23] Is that not insane?

[01:31:25] 370 million?

[01:31:29] OK, high-vives, remind me to play this every day.

[01:31:32] Peek-ass game.

[01:31:33] Peek-ass game.

[01:31:35] Bro, chat.

[01:31:36] Like, you're so stupid it hurts.

[01:31:40] 12?

[01:31:40] Guys, nobody reads books.

[01:31:42] Tell me the last time he's also been read a book.

[01:31:45] Oh, my god, a song spot.

[01:31:46] High-vives lock in.

[01:31:48] Whoa, high-vives is a new feature?

[01:31:53] Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight's matching pumpkins. I guarantee you that's the 0.1 seconds of this tonight. Tonight's matching pumpkins.

[01:32:07] That's what people say, that's what people say, I go on too many dates, that's what

[01:32:32] People say, mm-mm, that's it's time to move.

[01:32:38] Bro, what the fuck is this song?

[01:32:39] It's Taylor Swift.

[01:32:40] I know it is.

[01:32:42] I know this is Taylor Swift.

[01:32:46] Bro, that's it.

[01:32:52] But that's what people say.

[01:33:00] Skip.

[01:33:01] I'm gonna cheat. What is it? Oh my god, it was shaking off! Dude, I was so close! Bro,

[01:33:16] I freaking knew this one too. That's actually, that's irritating. Bro, because obviously

[01:33:21] Everybody knows this. Everybody knows this.

[01:33:23] Everybody knows this.

[01:33:28] There's a stranger in my bed. Last Friday night.

[01:33:32] Oh my god, I'm actually locked in today.

[01:33:34] Oh my god, I'm actually locked in today.

[01:33:37] Last Friday.

[01:33:51] I think the ring has been pulled

[01:33:55] Bro! Oh my God! I love this song! Shout out Katy Perry!

[01:34:04] The class of musics

[01:34:12] Beautiful song, don't know what the... Billy Eilish?

[01:34:18] We used to taste that's had enough

[01:34:21] Chattanooga that's that's the goat himself. That's Morgan Walden

[01:34:26] Bro, but I don't know if I've heard this one

[01:34:29] Yeah, that's your daddy so prayer the has little girl turn map

[01:34:34] It's dust bullet on a good old boy like me

[01:34:40] Bro, this is y'all

[01:34:46] Bro, this is Morgan Walden. Oh my god, I don't know what it is though

[01:34:49] Well, I'm not even gonna lie, but I suck a war.

[01:34:53] I only listen to like six Morgan Walton songs.

[01:34:59] What I want?

[01:35:00] Ah!

[01:35:01] Morgan Walton for sure.

[01:35:04] I don't know it, but it sounds good.

[01:35:19] Jason Yu, OG Morgan.

[01:35:21] What?

[01:35:23] Death Note.

[01:35:27] No.

[01:35:29] You see that dude at Puseba?

[01:35:31] Dude at Puseba, dude at uh

[01:35:33] How to eat.

[01:35:35] Is that Death Note?

[01:35:37] Have a guess.

[01:35:39] Lamp to the slaughter, what you gonna do

[01:35:41] When it's blood in the water

[01:35:43] Your price of your greed is yet

[01:35:45] Soaring in your water.

[01:35:47] What?

[01:35:51] Oh my god, okay.

[01:36:17] you

[01:36:47] you

[01:37:17] you

[01:37:47] you

[01:38:17] you

[01:38:47] You

[01:39:01] Water

[01:39:04] Let's say let's make a deal Rumpelstone skin. She want to see my purple pick it up and no win

[01:39:09] This is ski mask something it's um

[01:39:13] Faucet failure

[01:39:17] Is you off a bill?

[01:39:35] Impossible.

[01:39:36] Lock in.

[01:39:37] No, no, no, no.

[01:39:39] Why you always in the mood?

[01:39:44] Oh my god, the OG Fortnite edit song.

[01:39:48] What?

[01:40:00] Wait.

[01:40:05] I don't notice. I don't notice. I'm gonna be honest.

[01:40:14] last one one like last like life that's sad song I think I think that's all I think sad falling

[01:40:33] We were kids back then and I know you need wish we never did what we did but oh well

[01:40:44] I guess you live and learn.

[01:40:46] Chad this is cliché by Two Holders.

[01:40:49] Watch.

[01:40:50] Cliche Two Holders.

[01:40:52] Guarantee it.

[01:40:53] What?

[01:40:54] That was way different than the intro.

[01:40:58] Chad that was way different than the intro.

[01:41:02] it not I don't know this one like bro I don't I don't listen to Taylor do give

[01:41:22] Give me a second, I...

[01:41:29] No, I know this one. Um, is this Coldplay?

[01:41:35] No! Oh my god, what is this one?

[01:41:43] No! What is this one? Yes!

[01:41:45] I know that Brian!

[01:41:52] Shot gone a whiskey gonna ease my mind.

[01:41:57] Is that Brian?

[01:42:01] I remember, I remember.

[01:42:07] Yes!

[01:42:09] I know that Brian!

[01:42:12] Shot gonna whiskey gonna he's my my chat did not look at chat I did not look at

[01:42:17] chat guys think about what you're saying and let me explain why what you just

[01:42:21] said it's low IQ you guys are saying I looked at chat how would I know the

[01:42:25] entire bravado of the song shot gonna whiskey gonna he's my money

[01:42:31] they sing along I do I remind you of your daddy in his 88 for Chad another

[01:42:40] I'm not reading chat expert level lock in here for this one a chat expert level focus because

[01:42:57] because you know i'm all about that base by that base no travel i'm all about that base by that

[01:43:04] No, what is her name chat? What is this girl's name like Megan trainer or something Megan trainer

[01:43:21] There it is because you know

[01:43:23] Big X the blog either mm-hmm or levels. No see I already be popping my shit on the whole

[01:43:34] number level you plan to be sent to the devil. This is levels by Big X the blog.

[01:43:38] I'm going for the fade away.

[01:43:52] Am I tweaking and geeking? I feel like I know this.

[01:43:56] Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

[01:43:59] How do y'all know it's Bad Bunny off of that?

[01:44:03] Is Bad Bunny actually this fucking famous?

[01:44:07] What if the song goes...

[01:44:09] Wooo!

[01:44:10] You guys know it's Bad Bunny!

[01:44:12] Is he actually in that game?

[01:44:14] It's my god!

[01:44:15] Holy shit, he didn't even talk!

[01:44:18] He didn't even talk, guys!

[01:44:21] How?

[01:44:24] Like y'all know, check that, what is Bad Bunny's streams?

[01:44:28] Bad Bunny monthly listeners.

[01:44:30] You guys know it's Bad Bunny.

[01:44:32] There's no words.

[01:44:33] The start of the song goes...

[01:44:35] And you guys are like bad bunny bad bunny. How how do you know it's bad bunny? How how do you know?

[01:44:41] bad bunny monthly listeners

[01:44:44] It's gonna be like 80 million or something insane like 90 million

[01:44:50] 97.5 million okay. Oh

[01:44:53] He boasts over 125 million. Okay. He made history in early 2026 remember the first line

[01:44:59] Oh, he crossed a hundred million monthly listeners in 2026

[01:45:03] Holy shit

[01:45:05] I'm pretty sure a monthly listener means you have to listen to 20 seconds of their song

[01:45:13] twice.

[01:45:14] I remember hearing that on a podcast.

[01:45:16] But from like a rapper.

[01:45:17] You have to listen to 20 seconds of two different songs every month.

[01:45:23] Yo guys, that's actually insane.

[01:45:25] Oh, the bucks are ass, Jinxie.

[01:45:27] Yo Ryan, thanks.

[01:45:29] Thank you so much, Ryan, for typing this.

[01:45:32] Now I'm timing your ads out.

[01:45:35] When, like bro, I watched the game.

[01:45:38] I watched the game.

[01:45:40] What's two hours into the stream?

[01:45:41] I started the stream off.

[01:45:42] I literally addressed.

[01:45:44] I addressed.

[01:45:46] Cool, we lost.

[01:45:48] You don't kick a man while he's down.

[01:45:52] Oh, I'm 99% projected to lose

[01:45:54] in my fantasy football league.

[01:45:57] Oh, I'm 99% projected to lose

[01:46:00] in my family fantasy football league.

[01:46:02] Jamar Chase scored three points today.

[01:46:06] Jamar Chase scored three points today.

[01:46:09] Jamar Chase scored three points on my team today,

[01:46:21] in my family league.

[01:46:23] Devonte Adams scored five points today.

[01:46:25] You wanna know what Devonte Adams lowest game was

[01:46:28] in the past two seasons?

[01:46:29] It was this week.

[01:46:31] You won't know what Jamar Chase's worst game ever in the past two seasons was.

[01:46:35] It was this week.

[01:46:37] So I'm just permanently cursed and I'm never going to win fantasy football.

[01:46:41] All I can do is put out a good team and they're just going to fart into my mouth.

[01:46:47] So I guess I should have had the intuition to sit Jamar Chase and then flex

[01:46:53] Chubba Hubbard.

[01:46:56] I'm not playing this shit anymore.

[01:46:58] I'm done.

[01:46:59] I'm done caring about fantasy football.

[01:47:01] What's happening in the other league?

[01:47:04] Am I winning or losing?

[01:47:06] I have a chance, I guess.

[01:47:09] Shotgun and whiskey gonna ease my mind.

[01:47:16] I think I'm gonna end up losing both leagues today.

[01:47:19] Starting the year off with a bang.

[01:47:21] Jamar Chase, appreciate you for the three points, my boy.

[01:47:23] Swish.

[01:47:25] Jamar Chase, yo bro, I could have did that.

[01:47:28] I could have caught a slant or a screen to my chase three points. You scored three points today

[01:47:35] You didn't get injured. You didn't get pulled out of the game

[01:47:37] You scored three fucking points today to march ace in PPR mind you in non PPR you scored a point

[01:47:47] Yo, Jim our chase. Love you, bro. JSN mobs you

[01:47:53] JSN mobs you man. Holy fuck

[01:47:56] We're done with the 90s. This is JSN's league. Jesus.

[01:48:04] God, I'm done. JSN is wide receiver one, goddammit.

[01:48:09] No, it's not loud equals right. It's JSN scored 26 points in a game that should have went to overtime without his starting quarterback.

[01:48:17] quarterback. Jamar Chase played a full four quarters in every possession against

[01:48:23] the Bucks. Our defense sucks and scored three points. Do me a favor, never compare

[01:48:29] Jamar Chase to JSN ever again. There is levels to this football shit and JSN is

[01:48:37] at the goddamn top. Fuck man. Jamar Chase didn't do shit today. He got a

[01:48:43] Burger and fries. That's what he did. JSN is the best receiver in the NFL

[01:48:49] He's better than Puka. He's better than Jamar. He's better than Jettus

[01:48:53] JSN's the best receiver in the fucking league. It doesn't matter who his quarterback is

[01:48:57] It doesn't matter if it's Gino Smith, Sam Darnold, Drew Locke

[01:49:02] JSN's gonna be in the end zone man. That's the Emerald City Route artist. That's the most valuable player in the NFL

[01:49:09] Period. That's the most valuable player in the NFL. You think the Seahawks would have won a Super Bowl last year without JSN?

[01:49:15] Fuck no. That's MVP. That's the best player in the league.

[01:49:21] That is the best player in the fucking league, and he gets better every season. He gets better every year.

[01:49:26] It's yep, Gameral City round artist. Yo, man, man, yo, man, if you're drafted, somebody said Zay Flowers is a better wide receiver than JSN.

[01:49:34] Honestly, bro, you shouldn't even have, like you shouldn't be allowed to have access to

[01:49:40] internet.

[01:49:41] You shouldn't be allowed to have access to a television.

[01:49:46] You just told me with a stone cold face, Zay flowers is a better wide receiver than JSM.

[01:49:53] Like, me hope, heartbreak emoji, cries.

[01:49:59] Don't ever type some slick shit like that in my chat again.

[01:50:02] That's the dumbest shit you could have typed.

[01:50:04] Why am I thinking of auto?

[01:50:06] Maybe the good one.

[01:50:10] Jinxie losing in the flock league equals red.

[01:50:12] No, it's not Jinxie losing in the flock league equals red.

[01:50:14] It's fantasy football is a lock.

[01:50:16] That's all of this.

[01:50:17] Fantasy football is a lock.

[01:50:19] I hate watching idiots with no ball knowledge at Jinxie.

[01:50:22] Slim Jim, what did I say?

[01:50:23] That's no ball knowledge.

[01:50:25] If you, if you don't think JSN is the best receiver in the NFL right now.

[01:50:29] Do me a favor.

[01:50:30] Grab a cup of coffee and wake up.

[01:50:32] Watch the next Seops game. This guy is open on every play.

[01:50:38] Jackson Smith and Jigba is the best rock runner in the NFL since Prime Antonio Brown and it's not even close.

[01:50:48] This guy's the goddamn truth. Holy shit, he's the truth.

[01:50:54] Like he is the truth, man. He's the truth.

[01:51:01] KSI left Sidemen. Wasn't that five months ago?

[01:51:07] JC Cincinnati owns you buddy, smiley, emoji, smiley, emoji, smiley, emoji, smiley, emoji,

[01:51:12] smiley, emoji, smiley, emoji.

[01:51:13] Come on, let's get a band going. Yo, guys, here's what's going to happen.

[01:51:18] The Sunday streams, they're going to go from being four hours long, because we're already

[01:51:22] a part timer on Sundays. I'm going to cut the Sunday streams from four hours to

[01:51:26] 30 minutes if it just turns into people shitting on the box the entire time hey

[01:51:31] man I know the bucks are shit I said going into the season the bucks are gonna

[01:51:35] be shit and I said I'm not attending a box game until Todd bulls is fired you're

[01:51:40] telling me things I already know the buck suck I know they suck let me deal

[01:51:45] with that on the TV watching us get absolutely fucking spanked every week

[01:51:49] let me deal with that I don't need you to come into my chat and tell me the

[01:51:52] The buck's not, I know we suck.

[01:51:54] I know.

[01:51:55] I watch every week.

[01:51:57] We fumble three times in 15 minutes.

[01:52:00] That's a goddamn disgrace to football.

[01:52:02] We suck.

[01:52:03] I know we suck.

[01:52:05] I knew we suck last year with how we ended the year.

[01:52:08] I said on stream 100 times.

[01:52:10] I said the Tampa Bay Buccaneers finished the season

[01:52:13] worse than any team in the NFL.

[01:52:15] We didn't fix any of the problems we have.

[01:52:17] The only thing we did this year that was good

[01:52:19] was we drafted Ruben Bay because we needed defense.

[01:52:22] We didn't fix any of the problems we had.

[01:52:24] So we're gonna pick up right when we left off.

[01:52:26] The bucks are gonna be a five to six win season

[01:52:29] and that'll be that.

[01:52:30] That'll be that.

[01:52:31] Five to six wins.

[01:52:32] I hope we get more, but I know we suck.

[01:52:34] I don't need you to come in my chat

[01:52:35] and tell me the bucks suck all the time.

[01:52:37] I know they suck.

[01:52:38] I watch the bucks every week.

[01:52:39] I know we suck.

[01:52:42] Your booty's being an asshole.

[01:52:44] That's all you're doing.

[01:52:44] You're just being a dick.

[01:52:46] I know we suck, man.

[01:52:47] I know the bucks suck.

[01:52:52] Jinxie, when are you getting on NoPixel?

[01:52:54] Listen, I got accepted into the server.

[01:52:56] I need to work up setting up my shit off stream.

[01:53:00] Today, Sunday, probably tomorrow.

[01:53:04] Probably tomorrow.

[01:53:06] Probably tomorrow.

[01:53:07] Chad, we got an IRL stream coming up this week.

[01:53:09] We got an IRL stream coming up this week.

[01:53:11] On Thursday, we're going to Alvea Sanctuary.

[01:53:15] Thursday, we're going to Alvea Sanctuary.

[01:53:16] Very excited, very pumped up about it.

[01:53:18] Gonna be awesome, gotta be legendary.

[01:53:20] Going to be sweet, I'm probably going to be streaming so Monday night or not Monday night, Sunday night chat my plans for NFL Sundays.

[01:53:32] Is I'm going to watch the box at 1 PM go live late at like 4 PM and then get off at like 830 for the Sunday night game. So Sunday nights are going to be when I'm a complete part timer. I'm going to stream for like 4, 4 and a half hours.

[01:53:44] It's it's fair fair warning. It's a box to play.

[01:53:50] Type 1 if you're a viewbot.

[01:53:56] Buck Irving had a good fantasy game.

[01:54:00] Yeah, bro, Buck Irving is a great player.

[01:54:02] I'm not Buck Irving.

[01:54:05] Mortis is not a great team.

[01:54:08] Okay, so chat, can we chat something?

[01:54:12] Guys, type A-0 in the chat if you're a viewbot.

[01:54:17] type of one in the chat if you're a real person.

[01:54:28] My mouth said shut up.

[01:54:33] Right chat, I'm gonna go tinkle to my sprinkle.

[01:54:35] When I get back, we're hitting ultimate champion

[01:54:37] in clash, lock the fuck in.

[01:54:38] I'm gonna go P, PRP.

[01:54:43] Somebody just called me fuckable,

[01:54:45] All right, beyond me.

[01:56:15] What's up, kids?

[01:56:30] George, thank you, de Vardo.

[01:56:35] Entertainment Streamer Boy.

[01:56:39] That's going to be the second band of the day.

[01:56:42] We're going to see you in seven days.

[01:56:44] Science of high estrogen, estrogen rage, high estrogen box span, box span equals estrogen.

[01:56:52] You're a delinquent, bro.

[01:56:53] This guy just figured out what estrogen meant and then spammed it in my chat the whole time.

[01:57:07] Lad is the freaking truth.

[01:57:08] Wait, what's happening?

[01:57:09] Wait, what's happening?

[01:57:10] Is Lad McConkey going off?

[01:57:11] predicted. Dude, you know what's funny? I'm such a piece of shit fantasy player.

[01:57:18] Guys, remember when Nathan wanted to trade me Ladd-McConkie for like Drake London?

[01:57:22] I should have did that. I don't know. I always know the right decision. I just didn't make it.

[01:57:27] Drake London is literally a fart box. Ladd-McConkie is the truth, man. I knew it.

[01:57:32] Is Ladd-McConkie going off? Is he actually going off?

[01:57:36] Oh man, now I'm even more depressed. Yep, he has four receptions for 74 yards at the

[01:57:41] at the start of the third quarter.

[01:57:42] Like I should have just do it.

[01:57:44] I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I knew

[01:57:47] live mcconkey was going to be a better receiver than Drake

[01:57:49] London had up.

[01:57:50] I have more ball knowledge than anyone in that leak.

[01:57:53] And I just didn't have the stones to do that trade.

[01:57:56] I didn't have the stones.

[01:57:57] So now I'm going to watch live mcconkey be a top five

[01:57:59] receiver while Drake London loses me the leak.

[01:58:01] You know what there is skill and fantasy.

[01:58:03] I just have to totally ignore the ADP,

[01:58:06] ignore the projections and just listen to my mind,

[01:58:08] body and soul.

[01:58:09] Literally, Mike McDaniel's an offensive genius,

[01:58:11] Lad McConkey's the truth.

[01:58:12] Obviously, Lad McConkey's gonna go off.

[01:58:14] I'm just, I'm a fucking piece of shit.

[01:58:16] So nevermind, fantasy's all skilled as zero luck.

[01:58:19] I should have known to just literally tank my ADP,

[01:58:22] drop Drake for Lad, head up with Nathan.

[01:58:25] Or I could have just been a fucking Chad,

[01:58:27] scrolled down and drafted Lad in the second round.

[01:58:30] Period.

[01:58:32] But it's all good.

[01:58:33] I'm a piece of garbage and I deserve everything

[01:58:34] that comes my way.

[01:58:35] Now, JD's in lentil bin.

[01:58:38] It is time to get Ultimate Champion in Clash.

[01:58:42] 10 is two wins in front of me.

[01:58:43] We can pass 10 if we get some wins here.

[01:58:45] Here's my deck I'm rocking with.

[01:58:47] Now, this deck's broken.

[01:58:50] This is my OG traditional deck.

[01:58:52] You guys know back in the day,

[01:58:54] I used to utilize the mini-pecker

[01:58:55] because I had a mini-pecker.

[01:58:58] Well, I had an average size pecker.

[01:59:00] But I used to use the mini-peckers out of the guards.

[01:59:02] My deck is literally insane.

[01:59:04] Let me explain why.

[01:59:05] Minions, hard counter to the minion giant, everybody's using expo as well because expo,

[01:59:14] basically expo's been used a lot in the meta recently because minion giant doesn't attack

[01:59:18] or he's not a ground unit, so expo matches up really well against minion giant, so my

[01:59:23] My deck hard counters X-Expo.

[01:59:31] We're playing against Whiffaloon.

[01:59:33] This guy's in league five.

[01:59:35] Yo Chat, what does this mean?

[01:59:40] Chat, what does this mean?

[01:59:47] I'm going to gaslight him and make him think I'm giving him a win.

[01:59:53] Gaslet manipulated. Gaslet manipulated. Damn it. I missed.

[01:59:57] Swing it to this.

[01:59:59] Oh, it's the heart fingers.

[02:00:05] Yo, bro, make the first move.

[02:00:07] This is how ranked is. This is how hard people try in ranks.

[02:00:12] Check, literally. This is how hard people try.

[02:00:17] I got all day, bro.

[02:00:18] Bucks lost. I'm losing in every fantasy football league. I got all day. I got all

[02:00:24] day. I got all day. Emote back. If I emote back, I lose my competitive advantage.

[02:00:40] Because if I emote back, I'm symbolizing that I'm not AFK.

[02:00:48] Fine.

[02:00:54] A little bit of a stalemate here.

[02:01:06] And, Brad, if you want to go e-mode for e-mode, you're going to lose this battle.

[02:01:18] Double Dexter, here we go, double Dexter.

[02:01:34] Baby Dragon, maybe it's a Golden Deck?

[02:01:38] Oh, GD, I lose.

[02:01:43] Snowball!

[02:01:45] Snowball she's so fucking cringe my minions are my last card. Oh

[02:01:53] My

[02:01:55] I got it.

[02:02:15] Alright, I want him to freeze.

[02:02:22] Eros!

[02:02:23] That's what we call good deal ladies and gentlemen, pause.

[02:02:51] million the one million's alive please god help so I played one game today and I

[02:03:07] already want to put a penis in my ass you're telling me that literally he

[02:03:12] sits on his elixir for four minutes and just spams nine balloons and I put my

[02:03:16] minions one tile too low and then I just get frozen do it then yeah but like

[02:03:24] honestly I'm sort of blown away this guy had no skill whatsoever

[02:03:34] alright bad play see I like I love the difference in battles the last battle

[02:03:39] it was like a goon session for the first three minutes oh I messed up my

[02:03:43] I messed up my boulder placement. It was supposed to be two tiles to the side.

[02:03:47] I messed up my boulder placement. Free boulder though.

[02:03:51] Bad bar barrel. He has no bar barrel for the graveyard.

[02:03:54] Bottle line's up a ton. Gee, this guy's making so many mechanical mistakes.

[02:03:58] Bottle line's up a ton. Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that.

[02:04:04] Berserker. Okay.

[02:04:07] More interesting than I mean.

[02:04:10] He might pump the ability it'd be a bad ability if he does it'd be bad if he does

[02:04:14] good kitten arrows

[02:04:17] Snowball

[02:04:19] Boulder to the side fire spirit jump away from the tower nice

[02:04:23] The key to this game, which is all about the micro interactions, bro

[02:04:29] Random border building keep modest toes. What does he offer this East spirit?

[02:04:32] You know, not bad, kid. He spent six. You take out Varbaryl and Valk. Not bad, kid. Minions

[02:04:47] are on tower. Minions are on tower. Bolt or roll! One more, you bald fuck! Yeah! That's

[02:04:55] kind of disgusting, I'm going to be honest. The fact that he doesn't get a roll there

[02:04:57] There's the same.

[02:05:00] I'm scared his deck has lightning, so I'm going to go which opposite lane?

[02:05:04] He's going to go piggy's the bridge.

[02:05:06] Arrows.

[02:05:07] Guard.

[02:05:09] That should be fully defended.

[02:05:10] That fire spirit is going to be annoying though.

[02:05:12] I have to snowball the f-

[02:05:14] furnace.

[02:05:18] Ditch.

[02:05:21] How did that do that much damage though?

[02:05:23] If he pops the ability, that's tower.

[02:05:25] How did that do that much damage?

[02:05:28] See, I'm assuming he does have a lightning,

[02:05:29] but I can't really do anything about it.

[02:05:31] Wait, Chad does he have lightning?

[02:05:32] Chad does he have lightning?

[02:05:36] I actually don't know.

[02:05:41] No, I don't think he has lightning.

[02:05:42] I don't think he has it.

[02:05:43] I don't think he has it.

[02:05:47] Dang, but I could have been used my witch then.

[02:05:55] alright he's spending all of his elixir does that doesn't even matter wow so he

[02:06:03] can just totally mess up and then pop a broken ability

[02:06:11] so we can just totally mess up the game and then pop a broken fucking ability

[02:06:15] here

[02:06:25] Oh, Lad McConkie's court of touchdown. Are you serious? Wait,

[02:06:34] all I had to do was just take the trade with Nathan. Oh my god.

[02:06:44] Lad McConkie's court.

[02:06:49] Lad McConkie's court.

[02:06:50] All I had to do was just take the trade with Nathan. I can't do this. Everybody in that league is a

[02:07:00] fucking idiot. I should have just took Lad, lowered my ADP, let everybody say I was going to get

[02:07:07] fleeced and then win the league with Lad. I would have had Lad McConkey and JSN.

[02:07:13] So you swear to God, Ladd score. No, please. I knew it. I always knew. I always knew Ladd

[02:07:25] McConkey was going to be the best player in fantasy football. Wait, this game is close.

[02:07:31] Wait, how am I, how am I projecting? What's happening? Wait, what? Oh my God, it's because

[02:07:41] kind of Murray got her.

[02:07:50] Wait, what else happened though?

[02:07:52] Am I missing something?

[02:07:57] Bro, am I missing something?

[02:07:59] I projected it was by seven.

[02:08:01] What happened?

[02:08:04] Oh my God.

[02:08:06] Kind of Murray got her and scary.

[02:08:07] Terry has zero points.

[02:08:11] Wait a minute wait a minute neighbors isn't going to play tonight right neighbors isn't playing

[02:08:28] Neighbors is playing Paul Riley is Riley awake we need us this

[02:08:41] Is Malik neighbors playing tonight?

[02:08:56] Chatting I not play. Bradley's awake. No, he's not

[02:09:03] Wait, I'm actually I have a chance to win this I have a chance to win this I might win to the most of Mickey shit ever

[02:09:09] probably not awake. There's a guy in my chat named Malik neighbors. Wait a minute. Are

[02:09:17] you him? Yep. Yo, Malik neighbors, are you playing tonight? Malik neighbors, are you

[02:09:36] playing tonight yes or no yep god damn it okay chapel stupid happens I don't know

[02:09:44] what I don't actually know what's gonna happen bro but it says he's a game time

[02:09:49] decision though what well bro here's the thing if neighbors doesn't play tonight

[02:10:01] Why, Sal would then have to flex Kelsey.

[02:10:09] We're actually like, yeah, I'm going to be honest.

[02:10:13] I feel kind of bad for Sal.

[02:10:19] I feel bad.

[02:10:21] His quarterback got a concussion

[02:10:22] on like the first drive of the game.

[02:10:25] I feel bad.

[02:10:31] I don't know what's going to happen, man. We'll see.

[02:10:36] Chat, I don't think Raddy's awake, though, guys.

[02:10:43] Let me call him.

[02:10:54] I should have known, I should have just drafted Ladd-McConkie in the second round and just, and just showed him who the real truth was.

[02:11:00] At least I predicted it, but I just was too much of a pussy to pull the trigger on it. It is

[02:11:06] I knew to win the league I just had to get live mcconkey

[02:11:09] Whoa, whoa, whoa

[02:11:11] I knew in order to win the league. I just had to get live mcconkey. So I had to do my god, brad is calling me

[02:11:18] Yo, ready, what up, bro? Yo, yo, yo, are you feeling classy tonight?

[02:11:24] Yeah, I'm feeling classy. I'm in on a little bit of a tilt right now, bro, and I might need some guidance

[02:11:34] Yes, bro, would you want to play some rancody dankity spankity?

[02:11:41] Okay, in how many minutes should I call you on discord?

[02:11:45] Maybe like three

[02:11:47] Got it. Should I play a battle?

[02:11:50] Yeah, just play one

[02:11:52] All right, Rodney. See you soon kitten

[02:11:58] Bro didn't even hesitate when I called him kitten bro didn't even hesitate

[02:12:05] Kate so they go for the prime

[02:12:12] Oh no, I'm in trouble bubble

[02:12:14] Wow chat so in fantasy football all I had to do was just ignore everyone and

[02:12:24] trap Vlad Mcconkie in the second round and I would have won the league I knew

[02:12:29] it man damn it I knew it can I knew it

[02:12:35] alright chat if he pops his ability I'm actually gonna lose my mind I'm not

[02:12:40] I'm kidding. Thank you

[02:12:58] Well check we got to our evolution snowball pretty quickly

[02:13:03] Check people are saying Zana has 3,000 mmR. What does that even mean?

[02:13:06] So what does that mean? In what? 1v1s or 2v2s?

[02:13:20] Why draft London on if he doesn't have a QB? I mean I didn't know Panix was gonna get hurt,

[02:13:26] Tua was gonna get hurt, like I didn't really know that was gonna happen.

[02:13:28] Wait, Zen hit 3,000 MMR in twos?

[02:13:39] Jinx, you get your nipples out?

[02:13:44] Okay, if I win this battle, I'll get my nips out.

[02:13:57] He has no cannon.

[02:13:57] He has no cannon. That's tower down. He has no cannon.

[02:14:03] Have to arrow. Those bats are going to get too much value if I don't arrow them.

[02:14:09] Bro, he actually like somehow just defends perfectly every time.

[02:14:27] Wait a minute, that was a horrible cannon.

[02:14:29] That was actually the worst cannon of all time.

[02:14:32] Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[02:14:34] He's committing to defending. I don't know why.

[02:14:36] James Noble! She has no time to attack!

[02:14:39] What a dumbass!

[02:14:42] Why would you commit to defending?

[02:14:44] Voila!

[02:14:45] Oh no.

[02:14:48] Nah, no time.

[02:14:50] Jess, he's got no time!

[02:14:53] Let's fucking go boys!

[02:15:00] There it is!

[02:15:01] Give me that, Elo.

[02:15:03] Dude, what an idiot.

[02:15:05] Wait, chat, I almost forgot.

[02:15:07] Nip slip for the boys.

[02:15:11] Let's go.

[02:15:13] Bro, I don't know, chat, why would he commit?

[02:15:15] Why would he, why would he come and see Defending?

[02:15:17] Bro, I couldn't defend this next push anyways.

[02:15:19] What a idiot.

[02:15:21] Bro, chat, rule of thumb in clash.

[02:15:25] If, bro, if you can't defend, don't commit to defending. Period.

[02:15:31] Let me call Radley.

[02:15:34] Wow chat I should have just drafted lad mcconkey that's gonna haunt me yo hello that's gonna

[02:15:53] haunt me what up rag yo yo how are you ready I just picked up a victory royale bro let's

[02:16:02] Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. That's a great start dude Riley. I'm back on my OG deck, bro

[02:16:07] I've been winning with it. What do you think?

[02:16:10] Wait like on the graveyard freeze inferno tower

[02:16:13] No, not that OG just like OG to last year like my OG deck from last year. Oh

[02:16:20] Giant graveyard. Okay. Okay with guards though. No mini pecker and I have here. Oh, okay

[02:16:28] Interesting is this deck chopped. What do you think? Oh?

[02:16:32] I don't know it depends how you do against the minion like do you do okay against the the new card

[02:16:39] Yeah, I have minions for an evil snow. Yeah, I was thinking minions are pretty good against that guy. I

[02:16:47] Think your deck might be okay, dude. Maybe sappy's could be good in your deck for what for what?

[02:16:53] probably the guards

[02:16:56] Interesting, okay, right on a service like a little bit of a distraction that you can split

[02:17:00] but they just more air defense.

[02:17:04] They are kind of similar to the guards, okay?

[02:17:07] But that's a lot of air, but should I just chew it up?

[02:17:11] Yeah, also that card's good against Goblinsteins.

[02:17:13] You will maybe get screen share too.

[02:17:15] Sweet.

[02:17:17] Perfect, yeah, because Zappi's

[02:17:19] are a good counter to the Goblinsteins as well.

[02:17:20] Also, Riley, if you wanna get on the refs, bro,

[02:17:22] I'm with that too, man.

[02:17:23] We can like alternate games.

[02:17:25] I'm trying to get League six,

[02:17:26] dare I say, ultimate champ today, maybe.

[02:17:29] Okay, okay, I'm down

[02:17:33] All right, buddy first game of the day. Let's go. Okay. Let's go bro Hawken lock in

[02:17:38] Okay, let's see what this guy is playing

[02:17:41] Get sort of a snowball

[02:17:44] Oh, I think I have an account in league six as well

[02:17:47] Maybe I can start playing when you get the league six we can go game for game undefeated to ultimate champion or something

[02:17:52] Not that idea not that idea you're a bowler. Yo, ready. Did you see that snowball value?

[02:17:56] Dude, I did I did that's why it's good to wait a few seconds. I messed up that Valkyrie and scar me and oh might be a lava deck

[02:18:04] Wait, bro. This is such a good guy down dude. I could hard counter him. I have this app. He's maybe

[02:18:11] You might have a fireball. So have your minions ready

[02:18:14] Oh nice. Wait, what they didn't place wait. I think you lag

[02:18:17] I would just go in I would just go in because I can't defend it anyways. I mean yeah

[02:18:47] notice I don't think it's the end of the world like you just didn't know that

[02:18:52] you had the minion you know that's a lot of damage though you've got the better

[02:18:56] exchange there should I split Zappies or minions I would minions cheaper cheaper

[02:19:01] yeah also minions are a bit more annoying to defend I have three air cards in

[02:19:06] my deck and this guy still finds a way to minions into them with no air

[02:19:11] cards oh god dude I know that card is insane I would just switch in the

[02:19:15] back at 10. I think I'm down. Maybe put it in the corner so it can splash better. Bro,

[02:19:20] you're down five. Yeah, you're down five right now.

[02:19:23] Ready. That's not good. It's fine. I would say it's fine. If he minions, you should Zappy's

[02:19:30] directly on top of it. Like at the, oh, you can get a nice arrow as well.

[02:19:33] Oh, I was just Zappy's up top. Bro, that's a good arrow. Evil snow? Or no? Yeah, yeah,

[02:19:38] yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you just want to try to preserve your tower life here.

[02:19:42] pretty good way to do it. I wouldn't giant the bridge show because you have

[02:19:45] scar me and you don't have any spell. I'll giant the back.

[02:19:48] Yo Zappy's are chipping away!

[02:19:51] You could bowler into the Valkyrie I would say.

[02:19:55] And then like, trying to get like-

[02:19:57] The arrows?

[02:19:57] Oh you can minions that quickly. Yeah you should minions that quickly. Oh no.

[02:20:01] By the way be careful putting your witch into the Valkyrie because you

[02:20:04] could hit an ability. Not right now because of that but it's fine.

[02:20:08] I think you should- I think you just let this die and then you reset

[02:20:11] with another giant on the right because that zappy should stun the inferno dragon well enough

[02:20:15] Loki dare I say go on the left maybe right look at the spine on the right look at the

[02:20:19] spine look look what's happening on the right look at the I wouldn't graveyard though I wouldn't

[02:20:24] graveyard you see the reset with the witch in the back because the thing is this valakry and

[02:20:29] the inferno dragon they're gonna cook you need the minions to bridge to just to kill that quickly

[02:20:33] oh nice good timing I would zappy's too no no it's fine it's fine it's going to zappy's

[02:20:39] I would maybe graveyard bowler on the right maybe bowler

[02:20:43] Three two one great. Yeah, that's a nice way to have your snowball ready for the way you can arrow is that and graveyard quickly?

[02:20:50] And then you're gonna get snowball predict the scar me maybe maybe stole a pretty good story. Oh my god. Nice

[02:21:00] Make sure to defend the belt. Oh no, no, we can't which near the tower. No, no

[02:21:09] Yo Riley, this hero Valkyrie is gonna piss me the hell off, bro.

[02:21:14] Legitimately.

[02:21:16] Like it's a hero Valkyrie, you can't witch in the corner like that.

[02:21:20] If you know they're gonna valk on it, you need to like put it in the middle.

[02:21:24] Like imagine you're putting like a witch to go to the other lane.

[02:21:27] That's kind of where you need to put it.

[02:21:29] Like really in the middle.

[02:21:30] Jinxie, you're a burger.

[02:21:32] Appreciate that, bro.

[02:21:33] Yo, that shit is stupid, man.

[02:21:36] Okay, I guess hero Valkyrie just don't put anything near my tower

[02:21:40] Not which because it spawns Kelly's not which oh and then he gets that chain BS Riley. Yeah

[02:21:47] About sort of a slight AIDS. I don't know

[02:21:56] It's actually annoying as fuck you go Valley, I want to see some pro gameplay I

[02:22:06] Like I'll play. Let me log into my other account here. Bro body. I'm excited for world finals, bro. Honestly. Yo, even if you're getting there for the morning, I'll stay out bro. I'll drink a coffee. Let's go bro. Let's go bro. Let's go. I appreciate that for real. Dude, it's only once a year. Like come on, dude.

[02:22:24] Yeah. Once a year and also, I do think that the world finals games are just on a whole another level from like most of the matches as well. Like they're just so defensive and so. He's right.

[02:22:34] He's right. Okay. I'm queuing up right now. What I noticed about pros is y'all are just like so smart that most of your guys games

[02:22:41] It's just spell cycles. Nobody ever really breaks towers in pro league

[02:22:46] Yeah, not very often. They usually always go the full five minutes. Yep, full five minutes on a game

[02:22:51] My daddy good luck, bro

[02:22:54] Thank you, but I thank you. I'm gonna hard barrel here wrestling BC your opponent, bro

[02:22:57] No, I mean maybe not bro. I could do it this season's weird

[02:23:03] We're like I feel like dude

[02:23:04] I've been seeing mo lose so much this season compared to normal for example just because there's so many like

[02:23:09] Broken stuff out right now that a lot of people can win wait. That's my deck bro. Look. I think so

[02:23:17] But what are the odds of that? I just use mother witch. Oh

[02:23:22] Maybe it's similar, but it's not your exact deck. Oh

[02:23:25] Oh no, he just has some type of spam deck that looks like, what is an interesting Bowling ability?

[02:23:31] Spirit here? Okay nice, you can just barbarian barrel on the left side. I'll take a bit of damage for the end of the world.

[02:23:38] I'm still trying to figure out what this dude's like win condition is. Seems like a bridge spam deck, but you can't be too sure that the Bowlers kind of throw me off.

[02:23:48] Giant Skelly, okay, I think, wait hold on it might be that Zappy's Royal Hogs

[02:23:54] arrows deck. Yeah I think he has Royal Hogs arrows and then maybe, yeah

[02:24:01] fishermen, okay yeah just Zappy, just Royal Hogs and arrows should be his last

[02:24:04] cards then. He's gonna stine here, keep the spear goblins alive. Should

[02:24:10] spawn a lot of them. You're gobbling army. You have a nice set of archers. It's kind

[02:24:27] of arrows, but that's all right. I think that was weird. I just need to get a goblin

[02:24:37] Stein down. Come on, right. It's going to Goblin Stein here. He's going to Zappies, but it's a pretty

[02:24:43] weird matchup because I have Lightning in my deck, so I'm completely unable to take it out to Zappies

[02:24:48] and his mother witch. So it's going to be really hard to win this, but I think I have a chance

[02:24:52] if things go my way. You have Fireball, right? No, I have Lightning. That's why I can't kill

[02:24:58] his stuff. Oh. Wait, oh, I can get a nice Eagle Skelly's here. Wait, and then I could

[02:25:03] maybe try to get a Goblin Stein in front of all this. Thing is, he's probably going to go

[02:25:07] for the bowler. I'm gonna goblins time here and then a few bowlers. I can barbroll on the left side

[02:25:12] kind of tank for these. I'm gonna minion China as well. You have to watch out. Yo those skillies,

[02:25:16] those skillies, they doesn't have arrows in hand. Wait, skillies, skillies, skillies!

[02:25:20] Aw, they barely didn't. Wait, I can lightning everything. There's some massive lightning.

[02:25:25] Hold on. Here, Archer is here. He has evil piggies though, so I have to be careful.

[02:25:30] It's a lot of damage though.

[02:25:33] Oh that stupid escort.

[02:25:35] Barbaro here, please don't hit people here.

[02:25:37] Okay.

[02:25:41] It's here, I need to wait for the arrows and then I go Skellies and then I need the Barbaro too.

[02:25:45] Wait, I'm alive.

[02:25:47] I'm not ahead in damage.

[02:25:51] Got one pipe here?

[02:25:51] Oh my god.

[02:25:53] This game is actually close.

[02:25:54] This game is so close.

[02:25:55] he's probably gonna go for the four ability again okay wait that's coming

[02:26:01] yeah that wasn't in top range but if you set that before he still went for it

[02:26:07] wait I need to solve this time ability

[02:26:13] no I need the minion giant here hey hold on you can't afford Zappy's

[02:26:18] instantly I think I'm gonna win because of that I'm gonna get at least two

[02:26:20] shots I can just lighten his power one come on give me the second one

[02:26:23] One second one. Nice. Wait, give me a third low key. Come on.

[02:26:27] Okay, he might try to lightning block me with the piggy.

[02:26:29] Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:26:32] Yep, he tried to block. I gobbled inside. I defend and then I lightning.

[02:26:35] You predicted his prediction.

[02:26:37] Let's go! Nice, bro. I knew he'd try to lightning block me.

[02:26:42] You predicted his prediction.

[02:26:44] Oh, my God.

[02:26:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew he'd try to block the lightning.

[02:26:48] lad mcconkey got hurt actually bro fantasy football so stupid what Chad is it actually

[02:26:59] a bad injury bro Riley lad mcconkey got hurt

[02:27:02] hey who's that you don't know lad mcconkey

[02:27:09] lad mcconny lad mcconny no lad mcconkey is the best receiver in the NFL

[02:27:14] Lava Connie

[02:27:17] Wait, what he tore his I have no idea who that is what oh ACL that's bad

[02:27:25] Chat Ladder cocky towards ACL

[02:27:30] No one cares about soccer he's a NFL player ass wipe

[02:27:37] Ready good win, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Yeah

[02:27:44] Oh, you're in. Okay, bad, bad, bad.

[02:27:49] Okay, you can just get nice Zappies down.

[02:27:55] Yeah, also, Zappies are good against these types of decks, too, where you can just, like, split them, kind of control the field.

[02:28:00] No, I like that. I like this idea from you, Radha. It gets smart as crap.

[02:28:05] Okay, by the way, it looks like he has Mortar Bates, so be careful.

[02:28:08] Oh, brother, I hate this deck!

[02:28:12] Oh my God!

[02:28:14] You can just bowl her.

[02:28:16] Where in the back?

[02:28:18] In the right, yeah.

[02:28:20] Always in the back in this matchup.

[02:28:22] I feel like he's going to be defensive until you get a good opportunity,

[02:28:24] which is not often in this matchup.

[02:28:26] That's a nice snowball value though.

[02:28:28] Squib!

[02:28:29] Okay, he's one card off Skelly Barrel.

[02:28:31] But Riley, I don't know what it is.

[02:28:33] I feel like I just hate every deck in this game.

[02:28:35] I hate my own deck.

[02:28:37] Do you want to know what's funny?

[02:28:39] That's like the most plush rail take I've ever heard. Yeah. Yeah, like I just hate every deck. I would hate playing against my own deck

[02:28:47] Yeah, the thing is right is you have the decks you hate them because they counter you but the decks that you counter you hate them

[02:28:52] Cuz they're too defensive like you just hate them all like

[02:28:55] Yeah, bro. I think I just hate every deck in the game

[02:28:58] Wait, you could giant on the left maybe with the zappies wait, so why is this good defensive mortar?

[02:29:03] Oh, well, he has to defensive mortar, but you're supporting your zappies

[02:29:06] So you can have arrows ready for his gang maybe you might gang on your zappies

[02:29:09] Yeah, and now he's just gonna have to try to not like have that giant grab a hit because I think that could grab one yet

[02:29:19] He had a bar barrel too

[02:29:22] Still almost grabbed one that's not bad because you're just forcing out extra lixar and the more time he spends

[02:29:27] Defending the last time he has spamming you because he's just playing a spam deck

[02:29:32] You're gonna want to keep your witch ready for the evil Skelly barrel

[02:29:34] Nice. Okay, he has Evil Mortar by the way, so be careful for the Evil Mortar. I would just

[02:29:43] split Zappi's to like control the field. It's just so nice having a card that just goes in

[02:29:48] both sides and actually does nice stuff. You can bowler in the back towards that.

[02:29:51] I would low key Giant into the left. Into the left? At the top? Yeah, it just arrows out right

[02:29:58] away because the thing is he might have to Evil Mortar here or he might try to save it.

[02:30:02] Yeah, now you can kill the mortar easily.

[02:30:05] Yeah, that's an easy counter. I'll just split the Zappies again. Just keep on controlling the board.

[02:30:12] This is pretty good, I would say.

[02:30:14] Then, soon you can start getting in with the graveyard.

[02:30:17] Oh, you can witch that maybe? Watch out for a fireball. He might fireball. You should be careful.

[02:30:22] Okay, he didn't. I would giant graveyard the bridge. On the right.

[02:30:25] Right, with the witch.

[02:30:27] graveyard here have evo snow ready actually have arrows ready because you might rascals

[02:30:31] okay arrow is perfect you couldn't wait

[02:30:41] hey nice hold on

[02:30:45] nice beautiful board

[02:30:48] my god

[02:30:49] so much wait evo witch in the middle evo witch in the middle and then you can giant at the

[02:30:53] bridge in front of the bowler as soon as it's about to cross and then just graveyard as soon as

[02:30:56] You can yeah, yeah, wait great here to me evos no predictors gang to farm aura wait

[02:31:01] You post no predictors gang come on come on come on come on

[02:31:17] It's fine it's fine it's fine just reset just reset well watch out though

[02:31:21] Yes, evil mortar you're gonna want to just split you that oh you're gonna want to get zappy's and then bowler

[02:31:26] Watch out, he might cannon cart the bridge, just like that roller down.

[02:31:30] You could just go for a low witch, just low, low, low.

[02:31:35] Then I would just wait here to see if he supports more.

[02:31:38] You can maybe just snowball once that pops, or you can maybe minions on the Skelly Barrel.

[02:31:43] Then you can giant graveyard the bridge.

[02:31:46] Then have the arrows ready for the gang.

[02:31:48] He's gonna gang on top of this.

[02:31:50] He might mortar and then gang.

[02:31:51] He has three arrows probably.

[02:31:53] Come on.

[02:31:54] Smell as well.

[02:31:55] He has the gang.

[02:31:56] Nice that's good. He has to watch out for that. I'll just recycle the bowler just recycle the bowler

[02:32:01] Okay, okay. Nice watch out. He might try to get a mortar down. You can use which low

[02:32:05] Okay, my ice whiz ability just stops. You know, that's a lot. Okay. Come come come come fine. It's fine. It's fine

[02:32:11] Maybe minions on the mortar

[02:32:15] That's fine, that's fine don't panic don't panic you're chilling you're chilling you just arrows on D

[02:32:19] All you do is defend for 20 seconds. I wouldn't even graveyard no more just drop the ball

[02:32:23] Don't give him no opportunity. You can Zappi's next to your tower just to be safe. There's just no need to go in

[02:32:28] Maybe just giant in front of time for your witches. Let's go bro. Nice

[02:32:44] Let's go

[02:32:53] okay all right rally all you bro all you bro all you go man good win baby

[02:33:03] low key use ice wizard instead of the archers I like the ice wizard a lot

[02:33:10] okay hopefully this deck hasn't fallen off I don't think it has but what are

[02:33:17] you using I'm using just the same deck but I have ice wizard and fireball

[02:33:22] just because I feel like there's a lot of like arrows in the meta right now so having ice

[02:33:28] wizard is probably a bit better.

[02:33:30] Oh I have goblin hat as my seventh card.

[02:33:34] Unlucky.

[02:33:35] Unlucky.

[02:33:36] It's fine.

[02:33:37] I don't think I'll take a hit here.

[02:33:38] I was just worried that he might have like a logger and an earthquake but it looks

[02:33:40] like he has 2.6.

[02:33:42] What date is your world finals matches?

[02:33:46] The 6, 7 and 8.

[02:33:48] 6, 7 and 8.

[02:33:50] November?

[02:33:51] Yeah.

[02:33:52] So it's like in two months like pretty much exactly two months later. So it's it's quite a bit away, which is nice

[02:33:59] I actually started practicing again today. I did my first practice in like a week and a half today

[02:34:04] nice

[02:34:05] Took like a bit of like I would say like I took like a two week break of practicing and just play ladder and stuff

[02:34:11] Just for fun because obviously the competition was pretty far away

[02:34:14] And it's it's going to get used to the new cards as well because they always add so much every season. Yeah damage

[02:34:20] bro I hope they don't add like a broken card like one day before the event like

[02:34:25] they do that every year bro they they do that shit every year bro yeah I'm like

[02:34:31] 99% sure they're gonna add something absolutely game-breaking they just love

[02:34:35] doing that dumb shit yeah like just like some 10 Alexa card that like one zaps

[02:34:39] your tower does five health yeah like dude some eat like in the years in the

[02:34:44] past they added heroes champions or evos before worlds like a month before

[02:34:49] worlds I go okay bro

[02:34:53] I'm scared here for no hits nice I'm just gonna meaning again Loki cuz even if

[02:34:58] he must use that still three hits like musky by itself takes three shots oh wait

[02:35:02] he's the eagle though and that's still at least one maybe two if I'm lucky yo this

[02:35:07] card is not real bro this card is gonna be using his evolution on it and it

[02:35:13] still gets two hits Jesus yeah like what the fuck is that honestly guys

[02:35:20] low ice was here he might fireball that's nice it's really low you can fireball all

[02:35:24] of this but I have evil skelies ready if you just can't believe it like after

[02:35:28] doing this I still just have so much elixir it's dying here it's gonna have to

[02:35:32] musky and cannon I'm just gonna go for the meaning here in a fireball if

[02:35:37] you're on top of the musky he has to fireball and defense or it's just

[02:35:40] straight up lose yeah that's gonna just pick up his musky chat it's not nice it's a hit beautiful

[02:35:45] get to overspend as well where you take it like my damage you both bellies here that's a good

[02:35:50] okay nice and now we can't all yes to wait

[02:35:55] i'm gonna just go for the east here i'm gonna gobblin sign into the musky just to play it

[02:35:59] safe gobblin had skelly's here nice yeah he's just cooked for this is geech bro you took like

[02:36:06] damage yeah if I mean you giant here yes a cannon and then you can go for the

[02:36:12] musket here yes we do both of them or it's over I'm gonna fireball that cannon

[02:36:15] though just to get my minion to walk up to the tower and now I can sign the

[02:36:18] bridge because you know he goes for the evil musket you just have cannon yeah

[02:36:21] I think I will just quit because he's not playing this.

[02:36:25] Let's go.

[02:36:26] Jeech.

[02:36:29] He's power ball.

[02:36:31] Let's go.

[02:36:32] Bro, you're the truth, man.

[02:36:34] Oh my goodness.

[02:36:36] You won by 4,000, bro.

[02:36:40] Not going to be a pro.

[02:36:41] Ready?

[02:36:41] Let's go.

[02:36:42] And now you're going to win by 4,000.

[02:36:44] Come on.

[02:36:46] Let's go, Jynxie.

[02:36:47] Come on.

[02:36:47] I got this.

[02:36:48] OK, come on.

[02:36:50] I'm not going to lie with your deck, split Zappies is really strong.

[02:36:53] Like even at the start, yeah, I had a Bayer hog.

[02:36:59] Oh, hog earthquake.

[02:37:01] By the way, hog earthquake is a lot more winnable with Zappies because you

[02:37:04] have Zappies to reset the Mighty Miner now.

[02:37:06] Oh, how did you even think about that?

[02:37:10] Jinxie, I'm in the driveway.

[02:37:12] Bro, what?

[02:37:12] Who are you?

[02:37:13] What?

[02:37:15] What do you mean you're in the driveway?

[02:37:16] You psychopath.

[02:37:20] Have your bowler ready for the left side because you might ability and then fog

[02:37:24] If you just ability and a fog you're gonna want a bowler and minions

[02:37:36] Yeah, that's a pretty good snow just to take out that firecracker beautiful

[02:37:40] If he hogs you can use minions because he doesn't have firecracker in cycle for it

[02:37:45] So minions will just take it out nicely. I

[02:37:47] I wouldn't split Zappies. I would just wait for him. Oh, you can Zappies on that. You can Minions.

[02:37:54] You're gonna take a decent bit of damage here, but Loki, you can Giant at the bridge on the left because

[02:37:58] you have a pretty good amount of support here. You have Minions and Zappies. Just save your

[02:38:02] arrows for the firecracker. You have to Tesla or Cannon, which everyone he has, and you have the

[02:38:06] arrows for the firecracker off to the side. He's gonna be able to defend this, but you're

[02:38:09] just forcing out Elixir, which is nice. Just save up for defense here. Wait a minute. I'm gonna get

[02:38:13] get another hog rider down.

[02:38:14] Ooh, little Zappy plus China.

[02:38:16] Don't throw anything.

[02:38:17] No, it's not going to hit.

[02:38:18] It's fine though.

[02:38:19] Just save Bola for defense.

[02:38:21] Dengal Elixir is still rough in this matchup,

[02:38:23] but Double is where it gets nice

[02:38:25] because you start to overwhelm him.

[02:38:28] So Talisman, bro.

[02:38:29] Yep, that's literally what happens when I play hog.

[02:38:31] Don't cycle Snowball.

[02:38:32] Don't cycle Snowball for the hog.

[02:38:35] You can witch, though.

[02:38:37] Remember, the way you cycle your Evo Snow in this match

[02:38:39] is by just defending the hog with it.

[02:38:41] you can split zappies nice low key I would just bowler in the back on the

[02:38:48] left got it this is really annoying for him the illness I think you could go

[02:38:55] for the giant in the back on the right I wouldn't arrows that either you're

[02:39:00] gonna want maybe you could snowball the firecracker to some else finish it

[02:39:03] off no no wait please don't hit nice okay which and then you can do high

[02:39:09] middle zappies yep now that mighty mine is out of the game yep you can eros that

[02:39:16] and i would just chill here again this is a long game of just resetting in my opinion

[02:39:21] i would just cycle the volar again volar towards the mighty miner maybe we'll be careful be careful

[02:39:32] that's fine yo you can lowkey i would giant oh wait block maybe which and then giant

[02:39:39] I would giant here you can have evo snow if he might ease the bridge or just zappies

[02:39:44] You can graveyard here, and then evo snow his mighty miner

[02:39:47] Wait that's gonna line up with your bowler to come on

[02:39:59] Okay, you can cycle the witch again with the witch

[02:40:02] Have the bowler ready if he goes in for a hog rider. No

[02:40:07] No, that's fine. That's fine

[02:40:09] You can just giant graveyard him because he uses earthquake. That's just a giant graveyard

[02:40:16] Wait, he said oops. Is he snarling?

[02:40:20] You want a graveyard a little bit higher by the way a little bit sorry. It's fine. It's fine. You see you just need to keep on going in

[02:40:30] Cycle back you're gonna need to evo witch in the left corner

[02:40:34] Just have your bowler ready for the hog rider again came out hogs appies nice

[02:40:39] Okay, I don't think that hits.

[02:40:42] Oh my god, that is broken.

[02:40:44] Yo, you need to graveyard minions the bridge.

[02:40:48] And then just save snowball for defense.

[02:40:49] I would have a lot of damage.

[02:40:50] Bro, that card is so stupid.

[02:40:52] It's fine, it's fine.

[02:40:53] I think you can witch next to your tower maybe.

[02:40:56] Pressure.

[02:40:57] Okay, wait, it's fine.

[02:40:58] It's just that piece of it.

[02:40:59] Wait, I have that piece of it.

[02:41:00] Ready?

[02:41:01] Oh my god.

[02:41:02] Oh my god.

[02:41:03] What the hell?

[02:41:04] Yes!

[02:41:05] Yes!

[02:41:06] Yo, what?

[02:41:07] Yes!

[02:41:08] Yeah, which is so good no way. What the hell. That is insane.

[02:41:15] Let's go. There we go.

[02:41:18] We love that, bro. We love that.

[02:41:19] It's fucking go bro. It's fucking go.

[02:41:23] All right, I'm against this, dude.

[02:41:24] Malik neighbors is active.

[02:41:25] Gage, chat a minute, those kids.

[02:41:31] This guy is cool.

[02:41:34] I have the goblin sign here.

[02:41:37] I'm gonna block this.

[02:41:39] Ooh, I had a bro.

[02:41:40] I have my goblin, how does my last card go?

[02:41:42] What?

[02:41:44] Dude, that's two hardrider games in a row.

[02:41:46] That's yeah, second time.

[02:41:49] It's fine.

[02:41:49] I'm gonna just minion giant here because Steven spent

[02:41:51] a decent bit.

[02:41:52] Oh, nice.

[02:41:53] Yeah, he uses mega minion, his firecracker,

[02:41:56] and his bomb tower.

[02:41:57] Oh, but he has a nato.

[02:41:57] That's fine.

[02:41:58] He has mega minion back in cycle now,

[02:42:00] but he has to save up to afford it.

[02:42:01] And if he does, OK, I'm just

[02:42:02] gonna gobble and sign up the bridge officer lane

[02:42:04] because he spent that as soon as he got to 3 elixir.

[02:42:07] I'm gonna Skelly as well so he tries to ability,

[02:42:08] then it's gonna go on the Skelly's and not on the scientist.

[02:42:12] That would have been, yo, that would have been nasty, right?

[02:42:16] Yeah, because if he ability,

[02:42:18] then it would have killed the Skelly

[02:42:19] and then instantly went backwards,

[02:42:20] he would have wasted 2 elixir.

[02:42:22] I have to be careful because I'm not sure about hogs here.

[02:42:23] I'm gonna ice whiz.

[02:42:24] If he hogs, I can hit my ability on the ice whiz.

[02:42:28] The spear here, pull this back.

[02:42:30] He has one more card left.

[02:42:31] It's probably gonna be like an earthquake lightning

[02:42:33] fireball probably like an earthquake though. I can minion the bridge yeah I'm

[02:42:37] just gonna minion here I even have an ice with ability if he tries to... I'm not

[02:42:41] gonna ability that it's not worth it. Wait I could fireball though. Take this out

[02:42:46] nice I think that could be one but I don't know for sure that's alright just

[02:42:53] barb barrel pull this back next firecracker is Evo definitely have to

[02:43:01] be mindful of the evil firecracker.

[02:43:05] Evil firecracker is one of the most annoying cards of all time, I think.

[02:43:09] Yep, I hate that card.

[02:43:11] But I hate every card, so.

[02:43:14] I think everyone hates every card.

[02:43:16] Yeah, that's about Clash Royale.

[02:43:18] But he has a bad hand, really, such a bad hand, because he had to waste

[02:43:21] a bomb tower and that's still going to get damaged on that tower.

[02:43:24] He had to waste a mega meaning, which is just his ice was here.

[02:43:27] And now because he used a mega meaning or the bomb tower doesn't have it

[02:43:30] with a goblin's time.

[02:43:33] Oh no, is that gonna connect?

[02:43:35] Oh come on!

[02:43:36] Wait, no, no, no, he just lost.

[02:43:38] I'm gonna minion the bridge too.

[02:43:39] He has to go for the bomb tower, I'm gonna fireball it, and then he just cooked.

[02:43:42] Wait, how did he do this?

[02:43:43] I'm not gonna first.

[02:43:44] I'm not gonna ability, but he's gonna go for the bomb tower and the barbed rail here.

[02:43:47] Block for this, and then I'm gonna fireball as well.

[02:43:49] Keep the minion alive a bit longer.

[02:43:51] Nice, it targeted to the barbed.

[02:43:53] Yeah, this guy's in a really bad spot right now.

[02:43:56] I'm gonna ice wizard here.

[02:43:57] He's gonna hog rider with this and probably pre-earthquake.

[02:43:59] earthquake. I'm gonna ice quiz here and then I'm gonna go for the minion. I'm not

[02:44:02] gonna goblins sign because he has Evo Valkyrie in Cycle so if I goblins sign

[02:44:05] you're gonna get a crazy Evo Valkyrie spirit here. Okay and then I'm just gonna

[02:44:09] go for the goblins sign. Oh I need a Skelly's then goblins sign in the back so

[02:44:13] he doesn't teleport to myself. It's getting a really weird spot. Ice quiz here.

[02:44:18] He might shot a firecracker to me so I'm gonna pre-bar barrel just so we

[02:44:21] can't. Okay I'm gonna fireball this. He's gonna Evo Valk but it's fine. I

[02:44:27] I think I can snowman it just to make it stop. Nice!

[02:44:30] Yo, the Gov'n said you had to waste NATO because of that. It's huge.

[02:44:34] Bro, your opponent's good.

[02:44:37] Yeah, this guy knows what he's doing for Sherman and go for a low hut here.

[02:44:40] And then I'm definitely going to go for an ice wizard. I need to go for the bar barrel here so he can't firecracker me though.

[02:44:45] I just need to keep blocking the firecracker. I don't even care if I grab it.

[02:44:49] I just don't want to let him do it at all. That's minion again.

[02:44:52] Has to go for the Valkyrie mega minion and then maybe a NATO as well, but I have another goblin's time ready to be played at the bridge

[02:45:01] He's spirit here and then I need to go for the goblin hot

[02:45:03] He's gonna go for the hog rider. Yeah, there's the hog go for the ice whisk here

[02:45:06] Then I need to go for ace galleys and then I need the ice switch ability here

[02:45:10] nice good ball

[02:45:13] Beautiful brother scheme is so close. Oh my gosh. I'm gonna

[02:45:17] Stein and I'm gonna minion as well. He has so much air defense and he has good Stein defense too

[02:45:21] wait this is a free fireball though. He has firecracker but it's okay. I get

[02:45:26] another ice whiz down here. He might fire a cracker because he has the NATO

[02:45:29] though first and I'm gonna go for actually I'm not gonna sign because he has

[02:45:32] evil. Yep. I'll put my goblin sign in the back here. There's the second evil.

[02:45:37] It's goblin hot early for the hog. Yep. We go for the bar barrel here. Let's

[02:45:41] e-spear it and then we need to go for the ice herder as well.

[02:45:44] Skelly's sort of blocked. We get another sign at the bridge to block the

[02:45:47] firecracker again and bar barrel. Take this out nice. We go for another

[02:45:51] Minion at the bridge look at this counter push holy shit. I got this many cards. I'm not gonna lie

[02:45:55] It's ice is right here again. He's lost to continue defending. He has to get another mega minion down

[02:45:59] It's gonna goblins and the bridge we can't fire crackers like my ice with them

[02:46:02] It's gonna go through the goblin other block minions on tower east spirit here one more beautiful

[02:46:07] The goblin signs up the goblin signs up nice

[02:46:10] Barbaros here. I need to block the firecracker ice with the bridge. We can't firecracker fireball here

[02:46:15] I'm going to try to lock in here,

[02:46:20] let's go.

[02:46:21] Let's go.

[02:46:22] Nice.

[02:46:23] That's a really good match up there.

[02:46:25] Either way, you have to check on her.

[02:46:28] Let's go.

[02:46:29] Geez, dude.

[02:46:30] You're crazy.

[02:46:31] Thank you, bro.

[02:46:32] Thank you.

[02:46:33] All right.

[02:46:34] I'm going to try to lock in here,

[02:46:37] Bradley.

[02:46:38] Let's go.

[02:46:39] I'm going to try to really lock in here, bro.

[02:46:41] Bro, I think you're on like a two or three game win streak right now.

[02:46:46] Yo, you can snowball that, get to the Evo.

[02:46:47] By the way, that's not Evo. Like, he doesn't have the Evo barrel.

[02:46:51] Muy interesante.

[02:46:54] You can split Zappies.

[02:46:56] Have Bola hovered for Princess.

[02:46:58] No! That's so fucking unlucky!

[02:47:00] Wait, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not.

[02:47:02] He gets gonna kill at least the right side one, all on the left.

[02:47:05] You can Bola low into that opposite, yeah, right there.

[02:47:08] Cuz now by the time this comes up, it's gonna be pretty much dead, which is good for you

[02:47:13] Doesn't play a single evil yet, which is weird or a hero in arrows

[02:47:18] By the way, he might have like a dart or princess his Skelly's are evil which is strange

[02:47:22] I wouldn't giant because if he has dark all one or something you can't take it out

[02:47:28] Whoo bad witch right defense. No, but that was good. That was good. Are you sure your evil?

[02:47:34] Yeah, you get your evil and you took no damage. I'm okay with that personally you can minions quickly watch out for a barrel on the left again

[02:47:42] You can snowball the right

[02:47:52] It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine just try to walk back

[02:47:57] It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry the princess

[02:48:00] It's all good. It's all good. I would just let this go. Don't support this. He's probably just gonna go for a Valkyrie here

[02:48:09] Oh wait, he's gonna Skelly's I think because he want my spirit

[02:48:13] He's still Valkyrie. Okay, just be careful. He might wall breakers again. Be really careful

[02:48:18] Can wish that nice. Hold on. This is a giant at the left side. I think he only has one card left

[02:48:24] I don't know if he has a spell or not. I would giant here

[02:48:27] Might be a rocket maybe I

[02:48:29] I don't think so, in a way, right?

[02:48:32] Okay, he has a high.

[02:48:34] You're gonna need to arrow us down as soon as you can.

[02:48:36] Oh no, Riley! Stop talking!

[02:48:41] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

[02:48:42] Better to be safe than sorry.

[02:48:44] Nice, bro, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead. That's how we're...

[02:48:46] Come on! That's how we're...

[02:48:48] Oh!

[02:48:49] Lock it on defense!

[02:48:50] So lock it on defense.

[02:48:51] It's really easy to choke against these decks.

[02:48:53] Decycle the witch.

[02:48:55] Is that it?

[02:48:56] Oh no, oh no, oh no.

[02:48:58] Okay, we're fine. We're fine. You can always that piece inside the wall breakers so all three of them shoot

[02:49:06] smart convenience here have arrows ready but don't waste them like only if you get good value I would save

[02:49:13] the arrows for the next barrel because you wait because you snowball to you can bowl there directing

[02:49:18] for your tower so we can't wall breakers maybe wall breakers on the right you can eat them

[02:49:22] of arrows ready for the barrel deep deep deep deep deep deep

[02:49:25] that's one tile in the back that's one tile in the back nice let's go

[02:49:29] you just go for the witch in the right side and you're chilling let's go

[02:49:32] i'm ready geez

[02:49:33] let's fuckin go bro

[02:49:36] that's fucking go bro

[02:49:37] that's really good guys

[02:49:39] beautiful game

[02:49:40] bro i'm just like i gotta be more calm

[02:49:42] like bro when you're playing you're more calm i i i get too

[02:49:45] emotional in these games

[02:49:47] let me honest

[02:49:48] sometimes i get emotionally invested too

[02:49:50] I can't lie, but what I do, things don't go well.

[02:49:54] He's right.

[02:49:55] He's right.

[02:49:57] Bye, Rowdy.

[02:49:58] Good luck, bro, in your match.

[02:49:59] That's how to tilt top.

[02:50:01] And thank you, bro.

[02:50:01] Thank you.

[02:50:02] Let's go for the bar, girl, here.

[02:50:06] Oh, he has ghost.

[02:50:09] Not a bad sight.

[02:50:10] He's going to stine.

[02:50:13] Oh, my god.

[02:50:14] What?

[02:50:16] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[02:50:18] Packer, he's using Packer.

[02:50:21] This is not very awesome, bro.

[02:50:24] I'm just going to go up on high here.

[02:50:26] Dude, if he has the right cycle, he can just

[02:50:28] instantly beat me right now.

[02:50:29] I'm not going to lie.

[02:50:30] Bro, buddy, there's a guy in my chat named Monty who's

[02:50:33] spamming, Meganite is the best card in the game.

[02:50:36] What do you think?

[02:50:38] Definitely not.

[02:50:39] I mean, it's like easily the minion.

[02:50:42] I feel like if you say anything but the minion,

[02:50:44] you're just like crazy.

[02:50:46] That guy's probably at like maybe 10,000.

[02:50:51] Dude, rather just clocked your tea, sister.

[02:50:54] Wait, chill, chill.

[02:50:55] Not, I didn't mean it in a rude way,

[02:50:57] but like he probably,

[02:50:59] he probably like maybe is a little bit new to the game.

[02:51:01] You know what I mean?

[02:51:02] Cause everyone when they're new,

[02:51:03] hates to mega knight so much.

[02:51:04] They just all look at best.

[02:51:07] Oh my God, dig, score to touchdown.

[02:51:08] Chata should have started digs.

[02:51:10] I'm such a loser.

[02:51:12] Wait, is that the one who dated Cardi B?

[02:51:15] Yes bro, you do have ball nobleness bro.

[02:51:17] That's ball knowledge.

[02:51:18] I only know a few people like Tom Brady or Antonio Brown

[02:51:23] or was that guy.

[02:51:25] Oh wait, yo Riley, who is your favorite NFL player of all time?

[02:51:32] I mean, I don't, like it's impossible to have a favorite

[02:51:35] cause I just don't care about the sport.

[02:51:37] But like, I mean, Tom Brady said LeBron was the goat.

[02:51:41] So I'm not gonna have to go with Tom Brady

[02:51:42] just cause he was hyping up Ron.

[02:51:44] Like I'm loyal to my guys bro if you like I pop LeBron you know like you're my goat

[02:51:53] Like if I catch a NFL player saying that Michael Gordam's a goat they're on the 8 watch

[02:51:59] So you're a big LeBron guy, huh?

[02:52:02] Yes, well yes I

[02:52:06] Love LeBron

[02:52:09] And it's kind of weird, but I really like Kevin Durant as well. I really like Katie as well

[02:52:14] Yeah, this is annoying.

[02:52:23] The goblin's dying here.

[02:52:24] But he's scared of the evil musk.

[02:52:27] Oh man, he has Hero Wizard too.

[02:52:30] Yeah, yeah, he might get a crazy musk here.

[02:52:32] Yeah, there it is.

[02:52:33] Right, also we get that card, man.

[02:52:36] Dude, I think we just hate everything in this game and I don't even know why we

[02:52:39] play.

[02:52:40] Yeah, bro.

[02:52:41] We hold on to this guy.

[02:52:42] We fight.

[02:52:43] I'm going to minion too he has to go through the wizard but hold on hold on I can fireball here

[02:52:48] Then if I fireball it's gonna pull in the guy and then maybe I can get a bit of damage on the wizard

[02:52:53] Okay, I'll take it that's a lot of damage. You might try to ram Evo

[02:52:57] So I'm gonna ice with them in a skelly's and nine of the ability ready if I need it

[02:53:02] I'm showing nice

[02:53:05] I'm gonna sign hold on he has no um he just uses a pack I'm gonna minion giant too. I know it's aggressive

[02:53:10] But I'm gonna barb on this hold on I'm in them cakes again diabetic hold on hold on hold on go go go

[02:53:17] Nice. Oh my god. I'm on his head. Wait one more

[02:53:24] Dude, oh my god, you have not even lost yet, bro. Let's go

[02:53:30] Yo, surely they're gonna note this card before the world finals right the minion giant guy. I mean I would assume so

[02:53:36] should they have to rather than

[02:53:40] get on a winning streak, bro.

[02:53:41] Yeah, one, three, three in a row.

[02:53:42] I mean, me and you are both on a

[02:53:44] nice streak.

[02:53:45] Big, they're going to probably

[02:53:46] be going to win in a row.

[02:53:48] I'm going to wait.

[02:53:54] I'm going to wait.

[02:53:54] Okay, okay.

[02:53:57] Maybe snowball.

[02:54:00] Yeah, dude, I always say I'm going

[02:54:02] to wait and I never wait to

[02:54:03] I

[02:54:07] Okay, let's see. Yo, I think my

[02:54:11] CTE this phone die. Oh, I

[02:54:14] Wouldn't giant graveyard just calm down just calm down. Maybe you could arrows as well

[02:54:18] Bro, right. I was just gonna do it cuz he leaked elixir good bowler. So stop. I was thinking it too

[02:54:23] I was thinking it's you I can even blame you you might have pack a be careful. Yo, what is this wizard emote, man?

[02:54:29] Why do they incorporate these emotes?

[02:54:31] You can witch in the back dude.

[02:54:34] I don't know how to.

[02:54:35] Like look at the combination.

[02:54:36] Look at what he's doing.

[02:54:39] Oh no.

[02:54:40] He's doing the back shots emo.

[02:54:44] Oh no.

[02:54:45] Oh no.

[02:54:46] Giant you're going to need to go for, bro you're going to need to kill that mother.

[02:54:48] Which, bro, they're doing the goon, the wizard, and the e-boards.

[02:54:53] Okay, literally Poe, broken this guy just squeed off.

[02:55:01] Oh, wait, you definitely did that which means fun. Oh, what a defense holy broken that just read off

[02:55:11] This was a piece coming handy to do this bro, there's such strong defense bro

[02:55:21] It's crazy because they just got nerfed as well like two seasons ago, they're still so good

[02:55:31] You might need to witch.

[02:55:32] Yeah, I had an awkward hand there, because it's like, I wish I just had Skellies for that scenario, you know?

[02:55:37] I don't want to witch there.

[02:55:38] Yeah.

[02:55:39] Freak.

[02:55:40] Should I? What should I do?

[02:55:43] Chill?

[02:55:44] I would just chill, because you might mega knight the bridge. You're gonna need to get a bowler down.

[02:55:48] Bro.

[02:55:48] I have evil snow ready too.

[02:55:50] Wait, wait, wait, hold on!

[02:55:51] You could maybe protect- No, it's gonna die.

[02:55:53] It's gonna die.

[02:55:54] Wait, I like that snow.

[02:55:55] The- What?

[02:55:56] Oh.

[02:55:58] Why did it just do that?

[02:55:59] You're gonna have to zappies. Zappies are good here though. If you giant, you can't graveyard because you have no snowball for the mother witch.

[02:56:09] Wait, wait, wait, wait! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Nice. Snowball that, just a cycle to get some knockback on it.

[02:56:18] Nice, the bowler! The bowler! Oh my god, that's so much damage with the bowler and the giant.

[02:56:23] It's fine it's fine to stop here for you're in such a good spot wait just giant the bridge again giant the bridge

[02:56:36] the bridge. Yeah, I know we

[02:56:41] know predict the mother rich.

[02:56:43] It's over shy. So let's go.

[02:56:46] That's another dub man.

[02:56:51] Dude, that was just beautifully

[02:56:53] played man. That was beautifully

[02:56:54] played. Let's go.

[02:56:56] Chad mingo is playing finals of

[02:56:58] what of what tournament? What's

[02:56:59] he in? Shotgun in whiskey. Oh

[02:57:04] Oh XGS I'm in

[02:57:06] All right, I wait right. I'm gonna go tinkle BRB. Would you want to talk to the chat?

[02:57:12] All right, yeah, yeah

[02:57:22] But I'm still unlucky I cycled my tickle my bar bro the same time he did that shit

[02:57:28] Okay, Riley, it's me again. Yo, what's up, bro? What's up?

[02:57:31] Nice, I took that out, beautiful.

[02:57:36] Let's see.

[02:57:38] I think this guy has hypno-stack.

[02:57:41] I don't have to watch it prevail, Riley here as well.

[02:57:44] Yo, what's up, motor?

[02:57:45] What's up, man?

[02:57:46] Do it far?

[02:57:47] Yo, yo, yo.

[02:57:48] You're opinion on Shea?

[02:57:50] Bro, okay, I'm going to put you guys on ball knowledge here.

[02:57:55] Real ball knowers know this, right?

[02:57:58] Shay is amazing at the game like if you say that he's not really good you're an

[02:58:03] idiot okay but he's corny like you don't need to fall after every possession but

[02:58:10] he's super good he's super good though but it's still corny it's still corny to

[02:58:14] fall after every possession but he's really good though he's really good

[02:58:17] though I think the reason you got so much hate compared to other people is

[02:58:22] because you can see how good he is like he doesn't need to do all that he

[02:58:26] He just doesn't need to.

[02:58:28] Like he's way too good to be like doing all that, bro.

[02:58:35] Exactly, exactly.

[02:58:36] Him being that good is why it's so like annoying that he plays like that.

[02:58:41] Oh shit, I need to lock in.

[02:58:42] I know.

[02:58:45] I can fireball this.

[02:58:46] Okay, I didn't sell yet, guys.

[02:58:48] I need to read the chat a bit.

[02:58:50] Less if I want to win.

[02:58:51] Let me ice-wiz.

[02:58:52] Wasn't paying attention.

[02:58:53] Average Canadian take?

[02:58:55] She's Canadian. What do you mean? If anything, I'd be biased towards Sheik because I'm Canadian

[02:59:00] myself. Loki, I still win this. I'm not going to lie. Maybe with the Inferno Tower it'll be a bit

[02:59:05] rally. Well, buttercup. I'm back in the building. Welcome back. Welcome back.

[02:59:12] I don't think your chat knows that Sheik is Canadian. Who's Sheik? Sheik Gilgis?

[02:59:17] Alexander? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I gave my take on it and they said that I was biased

[02:59:22] or something but I if anything I'd be biased towards him because he's a

[02:59:26] Canadian yeah what I did not know that shake your guess

[02:59:33] Alexander's from Canada

[02:59:36] definitely the fat goblin in the bottom left yo what yo what this guy just

[02:59:45] laws. Fireball. Nice.

[02:59:51] Gege. Gege.

[02:59:53] It's not believe you. Wait. Oh my god. That reset. That reset.

[02:59:55] That reset. Come on. Skelly's here. Even though he has barrel,

[02:59:58] I'm going to barb down the middle and then I'm going to drop

[03:00:00] another minion. Come on. Get down. Get down.

[03:00:02] What? What? What? I'm work. Dang. Let's go. Nice.

[03:00:05] Nice ride. I was going to win, bro. Told you I was going to lock in.

[03:00:10] Which how close am I to make six? One two, dude. I need four wins.

[03:00:14] I need four wins bro. I think I need two wins for UC. Yeah two wins for UC.

[03:00:23] Wait chat Dallas Goddard just scored again. Riley I'm winning in my fantasy league now.

[03:00:27] Oh Dallas Goddard you absolute Chad!

[03:00:32] Dallas Goddard scored again!

[03:00:36] Everyone I know everyone I know is talking about what? Oh my god!

[03:00:39] Come on wait don't let him change his mind just go go on before he changes his mind

[03:00:49] Let's go. Oh my god, what a legend bro, what a freaking legend

[03:00:55] Dude

[03:01:01] Are you serious

[03:01:09] ever. There's no luck involved. I'm an absolute legend. Let's go chat. Oh my god, yes. Let's

[03:01:22] Let's fucking go, guys!

[03:01:24] Yes!

[03:01:26] Dallas Goddard, 45!

[03:01:29] Judge, yourself!

[03:01:31] Suck my nuts!

[03:01:33] You're the leaders now, buddy!

[03:01:36] Yes!

[03:01:37] Oh my god!

[03:01:39] 43 yard touchdown from Dallas Goddard, Chad!

[03:01:43] Switch!

[03:01:45] Hey everyone, you're up in the limiki.

[03:01:47] Limiki, wait, how?

[03:01:49] I don't know, someone was saying limiki.

[03:01:51] Nicky. Yo, Chad. Yo, yo, bro, bro. You guys, every time somebody gives me a win, you guys

[03:01:57] tag Supercell trying to get me banned. Chad, I have no control over this, bro. I'm streaming

[03:02:03] the game. I'm zero. I'm not telling people to do this. It would be different if I was

[03:02:07] telling, I'm not telling people to do this, bro. Yo, Riley, I was losing this game so

[03:02:13] bad and I'm winning. Dallas Goddard with two touchdowns.

[03:02:18] We are now you're 60% favorable it says.

[03:02:22] Okay, but it's still close.

[03:02:23] The thing that's scary though,

[03:02:26] is he has Malik neighbors.

[03:02:27] Bro started Terry McClaren.

[03:02:30] Miha.

[03:02:32] Bro started Terry McClaren

[03:02:33] and he's called himself a fantasy expert.

[03:02:35] Miha.

[03:02:37] Oh, man.

[03:02:44] Dude, everyone is so passionate

[03:02:46] about like the fantasy football stuff.

[03:02:48] Like I look he always feel like I'm missing out because of that because I

[03:02:54] Do because here's the thing this is why fans of a ball is great because 90% of the teams of the NFL suck

[03:03:00] Okay, so if your team sucks you have nothing to look forward to for example the buccaneers

[03:03:05] We got our asses handed to us today, which normally if I didn't play fantasy

[03:03:09] I'd be sad but now because of my fantasy doubt has gathered us to receiving touchdowns now

[03:03:14] Now I'm on top of the world, and I can barely forget about the buck sucking.

[03:03:17] That's the whole design of it, and that's like the best thing ever.

[03:03:23] Everyone's so passionate about it too, like all of my friends just like yapp about it every time, it's so funny.

[03:03:28] Yo Sal, change your name to the league dance, buddy.

[03:03:32] Yes, yes, sweet!

[03:03:35] Well, I wanna be one to know, tell us actually go, let's fucking go bro.

[03:03:38] Let's fucking go bro.

[03:03:40] 40 yard touchdown, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

[03:03:44] Is that crazy dude for a tight end? That's really rare. That's really rare

[03:03:49] Unless it's like Brock Bowers because he's the goddamn truth, but bro for a tight end 40 yards is really really rare

[03:03:57] Normally tight end score in the red zone

[03:03:59] It's good. Nice. I get the science

[03:04:06] You know, I know a few football players now that I think about it. I know a few

[03:04:10] You know a player by the name of Parker Washington?

[03:04:15] No, I've never heard of that guy.

[03:04:18] He's probably the next Calvin Johnson.

[03:04:20] Who's that?

[03:04:21] Bro, Parker Washington is the truth, bro.

[03:04:26] He's a young receiver in Jacksonville.

[03:04:29] A young receiver?

[03:04:30] I thought it was wide receiver.

[03:04:32] No, like he's a young wide receiver.

[03:04:34] Oh, oh, oh.

[03:04:35] Oh, oh, I thought that was like another position or something.

[03:04:44] No, I need to, I need to make sure that I'm locked here on defense.

[03:04:48] I just need to get, I should have been able to do this too, just to keep it nice.

[03:04:53] Well then, nice, let's go, good damage.

[03:04:55] Nice, right.

[03:04:56] Eight piece, only one, that's not bad, that's not bad.

[03:04:59] Dude, it's super hard for both of us to defend, it's kind of a funny match.

[03:05:02] I'm just gonna stun in the back.

[03:05:03] Biggest better to stun in the back than at the bridge

[03:05:05] because he's gonna have to cycle stuff

[03:05:07] and I can just grab free spell value.

[03:05:08] Oh, this is a barb barrel.

[03:05:10] You can go for the goblin hut too.

[03:05:11] I can get another Icewiz later though, I'm gonna wait.

[03:05:16] Icewiz now, okay, just horrible ability.

[03:05:19] I'm just gonna Minion Giant.

[03:05:20] I'm just gonna Goblin Stun again.

[03:05:22] Oh, I got double Goblin Stuns on him.

[03:05:25] Minion Giant ability here as well.

[03:05:27] Yo, I have two sides.

[03:05:29] Nice, fireball, the Icewiz, yes, ability.

[03:05:31] I can just bar barrel it.

[03:05:33] Yep, I can bar barrel that ability.

[03:05:34] Nice, that's game.

[03:05:37] Come on.

[03:05:38] Bro Riley, you're so good.

[03:05:40] Oh my god.

[03:05:41] That was on your backup as well.

[03:05:43] Let's go.

[03:05:44] Oh my god, can you make that noise again?

[03:05:49] Yo Riley.

[03:05:50] Yeah.

[03:05:57] I lagged.

[03:05:58] Yo Riley.

[03:05:59] Yo yo yo.

[03:06:00] be honest like you're winning the world championship dude I hope so bro I hope so

[03:06:07] now but rather just think of the aura when you lift up when you play in the

[03:06:11] world championship and you lift up the trophy bro that would be sick bro that

[03:06:16] would be sick I feel like bro if I did win I think I'm the type of guy to

[03:06:20] drop it cuz it's heavy or some stupid shit no bro just lock it means you

[03:06:25] I won't drop it.

[03:06:26] Shout it past Ken.

[03:06:27] Shout it past Ken.

[03:06:29] Tell Ken I passed him.

[03:06:30] Yes.

[03:06:34] Oh shit.

[03:06:35] Wait, you're like Loki mugging Ken by one step.

[03:06:39] Bro, Ken has 35,000 battles won.

[03:06:41] Chat, what a freaking try hard, bro.

[03:06:46] Bro, Ken is so good.

[03:06:48] Ken doesn't even try, but he's good.

[03:06:50] Oh my God, Ken is so good, Jesus.

[03:06:53] Like he finished top six, Kaila.

[03:06:55] season I bet he didn't even try check Ken is so good do you know that Ken is a

[03:07:02] top five finish yeah in um what's it called in like a global right yeah yeah

[03:07:09] yeah he used to be a pro player you could snowball

[03:07:14] I like that. Yeah, no, that's perfectly fine. That's perfectly fine. You want minions? No,

[03:07:29] now. Yeah, bro. It's definitely better to wait and see because if he does nothing, then

[03:07:37] imagine you just die in the bridge and you just spend eight elixir on that and then

[03:07:40] you switch the sign off. It's a lean kind of get cooked. I think he has my deck.

[03:07:43] I think it's my deck, which I'm not going to lie,

[03:07:46] it's going to be pretty hard to beat, but it's okay.

[03:07:49] You could cycle your bowler in the back

[03:07:51] because this deck has no good reply for bowler in the back.

[03:07:53] His best reply is probably Stein the bridge

[03:07:55] on the left side.

[03:07:58] You kind of timing Tim right there.

[03:08:00] You have Zappy's ready for the minion,

[03:08:03] but if he goes minion, you want Zappy's high

[03:08:04] because he's going to fireball them,

[03:08:05] so if you put them higher,

[03:08:06] then it avoids a bit of fireball value.

[03:08:08] Yo, giant on the right, giant on the right.

[03:08:10] Nice, hold on. All you guys have stined and huffed, his cycle is so bad. Even if he stines, like, oh, you can aerosite, aerosite quickly. Nice! That giant's gonna get so much health. Snowball, ready for Skellies if he drops Skellies, he's not ready. I don't know if he will, but you can just keep it there.

[03:08:25] It's gonna be a lot of damage. That's good, that's good, that's good. And then what you can do is you can reset in the back with an Evo witch on the right. I think that might get a splash. Come on!

[03:08:36] Wow.

[03:08:38] That's good.

[03:08:39] We will watch in the back.

[03:08:40] This is fine.

[03:08:41] This is fine.

[03:08:42] You can minions.

[03:08:43] Minions quickly.

[03:08:44] And then what I think you could do is you could maybe bowler in front and just spam your graveyard,

[03:08:49] like bowler in front of that wedge.

[03:08:50] Because I feel like he has to spend a lot here.

[03:08:53] Yo, this cycle is terrible.

[03:08:55] Spam graveyard, do you think?

[03:08:57] Yeah.

[03:08:58] I would wait for the stein to die.

[03:09:00] But that's going to die.

[03:09:03] Loki, you could try to graveyard, I think.

[03:09:05] Graveyard and then snowball for his Skelly's

[03:09:09] Too late. Sorry. I think it's fine. It's fine. Don't worry. Don't like what zappies maybe put through to the left

[03:09:14] Yep, because you might try to minion the bridge again

[03:09:17] You can maybe which in the back. This is an awkward situation because he has the goblins time for your graveyard

[03:09:24] So you have to try to capitalize when he doesn't have it you can minions

[03:09:27] Maybe arrows to get to the evil snow because you might try to fireball that even if he doesn't you still need to arrows

[03:09:32] You think you're giant here?

[03:09:35] Wait, maybe you could Evo snow this all back.

[03:09:37] You should try to get the line up.

[03:09:39] Oh no!

[03:09:40] Oh, that would have cut the witch and I would do...

[03:09:43] He's gonna go for the minion.

[03:09:45] You have to witch towards the left, because he might minion.

[03:09:48] Oh no.

[03:09:50] This might be...

[03:09:51] This might be...

[03:09:52] Oh, squids up.

[03:09:53] He's going to go through the left, through the left.

[03:09:55] You need to keep on tanking.

[03:09:58] You might sky in the bridge.

[03:10:00] okay Zappy's and then quickly Minions. Snowball as well. Giant on the right side

[03:10:08] bridge and then you're gonna want to arrows the Minions.

[03:10:14] Okay, good arrows. You can cycle your witch into the left side. Maybe a bit

[03:10:23] down and then have your Zappy's ready for the Minions.

[03:10:30] Let's continue cycling. I would bowler the back and because he wasted fireball if he goes for the mini you can zappy

[03:10:35] He's just right away. Just have you know all three all three all three. Oh shit. You have to be nice now

[03:10:40] snowball

[03:10:43] Oh, no, I missed bro. I hit the right guy at the right. I hit the right. Oh, I think this one's chop

[03:10:54] He still needs three fireballs. Do you have a chance?

[03:10:56] maybe zappies oh wait don't zappies yet I guess zappies quickly then you have

[03:11:03] the minions well you have to minions you just have to drop it even though you might

[03:11:05] fireball you just have to hope and hope we don't take a hit come on okay

[03:11:08] Evo which towards the right Evo towards the right then you have Evo snows you

[03:11:13] can try and graveyard the bridge you can just try and graveyard the bridge

[03:11:15] and then you have to Evo snow on defense just go just go just go you

[03:11:17] have to try to just game time them graveyard graveyard graveyard and then you

[03:11:22] can just go for the zappies just to block a bit and then you have to

[03:11:24] Aeros of power and just hope that somehow takes the power.

[03:11:27] Aeros of power.

[03:11:28] Yeah, I could try.

[03:11:29] Good try.

[03:11:31] That was a good try.

[03:11:31] Bro, I played like shit, man.

[03:11:35] I couldn't play better.

[03:11:37] Well, I could have played so much better though.

[03:11:38] Gage. It's fine.

[03:11:40] It's fine.

[03:11:41] All right, I'm going.

[03:11:43] Fuck.

[03:11:43] Not as hard as the first few times you play.

[03:11:46] But once you get into the rhythm of playing against that deck,

[03:11:49] it will be easier next time because you'll be like be quicker

[03:11:52] with your plays and stuff.

[03:11:54] Sorry, I think if I win this, I get UC.

[03:11:59] Have you lost any games yet on this account?

[03:12:01] I think I lost two on the first day of the season.

[03:12:04] Like I got to Royal Champ on day one and then I like lost once or twice on the

[03:12:08] way and I haven't played on this account since.

[03:12:11] I think I've lost twice.

[03:12:14] This guy is hero Knight and log.

[03:12:16] Okay, could be Icebow or actually.

[03:12:18] You might have minor poison or minor rocket as a poison.

[03:12:29] Interesting.

[03:12:30] I haven't faced minor poison in a while.

[03:12:33] I think I'm gonna stine in the back.

[03:12:36] Wait chat, Terry's going off?

[03:12:38] No.

[03:12:39] No.

[03:12:40] That's fine.

[03:12:41] Little prince.

[03:12:42] Oh, little prince.

[03:12:44] Okay.

[03:12:45] Dude, the little prince has so much aura.

[03:12:48] Fireball, just knock it towards the scientist. Come on, hit it quickly. Nice, let's go! That's huge.

[03:12:55] I think he's gonna have a test luck.

[03:12:57] Bro, this guy looks like a sweat. His deck is sweatiest, fuck.

[03:13:00] Yeah, it's fine, it's fine. I'll make sure to beat him just for that.

[03:13:03] Bro, this guy is gonna be locked in.

[03:13:06] I'm gonna minion on the right, just to see if he has a test luck or not.

[03:13:10] Actually, he will, because he needs an evo, so he's gonna have a test level, you know.

[03:13:15] Nice good catch. He used Tesla, he used minor. If I stymed the bridge he's not going to be

[03:13:25] back yet. But he could delivery log knight. I'm just going to do it anyways. He gollbonstyne

[03:13:33] here and then I'm going to delay my minion because he might delivery. Yup and now it

[03:13:37] doesn't get hit by the delivery. He has to get a Tesla down as soon as he can. But

[03:13:40] he can't afford it. That's just going to get good damage. I'm going to fireball

[03:13:43] this too is to reset the LP make it stop shooting quickly nice right let's go

[03:13:49] yeah I kind of a oh played him there I made him use the Tesla and then I knew

[03:13:53] that if he defended the Stein he'd have to overspend because he had no Tesla and

[03:13:57] then I would be able to mean you won't be able to afford Tesla exactly what I

[03:14:00] thought too let's go wait you might poison something a minion for the king

[03:14:05] poisoning and that's fine he didn't poison but that just means that he

[03:14:09] doesn't get the damage.

[03:14:10] It's the E spirit here.

[03:14:14] I'm just going to stein off this lane.

[03:14:15] I don't want to stay in the same lane.

[03:14:17] Yeah, I just want to.

[03:14:18] There's a guy typing exclamation mark and stream

[03:14:21] trying to end my stream.

[03:14:22] Can we time this guy out?

[03:14:24] Yo, buddy, that's not going to work, dumbass!

[03:14:28] What do you mean exclamation mark and stream?

[03:14:30] Are you a jackass?

[03:14:35] I'm going to try to minor again.

[03:14:38] Where's the Tesla bro you spirit here where I'm just tying the bridge to

[03:14:43] Nice talk to Kipus

[03:14:47] Nice catch and I can minion opposite lane

[03:14:51] Hold on I just fireball the test that he's good. You can't even get it down in town. I don't think nice. I

[03:14:57] Think he's gonna reach quick. He's not playing anything. Yeah, he quit the game. Oh my god

[03:15:02] I think I think I beat my last few opponents by like 4,000 every time

[03:15:08] You see right? Yeah, I did

[03:15:11] Okay, nice

[03:15:14] Like I actually want to try to get lead sex I see the four wins. Oh, I'm not gonna lie. You can even get you see I bet

[03:15:20] I'm not even kidding. I

[03:15:22] Think so. Yeah. All right, let's go about it. Do you want me to play force trade and see if I can get royal chamber quick

[03:15:28] Yeah, yeah, I'm down. I'm down

[03:15:31] If you walk in I think it would be next four. Yeah, I'm gonna play perfect flash right now

[03:15:38] We need to get the cat right there.

[03:15:41] You could maybe just connect.

[03:15:43] It's all right, it's all right.

[03:15:46] Shine's up east here?

[03:15:48] Yeah, because then it would have countered the wall breakers.

[03:15:50] It's fine though, don't worry.

[03:15:52] The thing is, apes are new to you, so you will take a bit to learn.

[03:15:57] You can witch on the left side.

[03:15:59] He's gonna have best, I think, maybe poison and bomb tower.

[03:16:03] Bro, this guy is the rare emo.

[03:16:06] You could grave your on the right just to see if he has a poison or not and have snowball ready for bats.

[03:16:13] Oh, you can snowball the bats, yeah.

[03:16:15] Yeah, he has poison, but that's fine though, because now you at least know and you'll get a few hits.

[03:16:20] You save up arrows for the wall breakers, because you might wall breakers left.

[03:16:24] Oh no, don't connect. Please don't connect. I think one of them... Oh no! It's fine though.

[03:16:30] Bro, Riley, why don't I just fucking listen?

[03:16:33] it's okay it's okay it's not that easy to listen sometimes it's fine I know you

[03:16:39] don't win this used used to win this like all like to be honest like I like I

[03:16:44] learned this in 2v2 the most it's really hard to just do what someone's

[03:16:47] saying like like instantly too it's really hard because you already have

[03:16:51] your own idea mapped out in your head on what you're gonna do

[03:16:54] I've got zappies ready in case he mighty miners the bridge okay you can

[03:17:00] zappies on the bats or arrows. Okay nice. You got the ability to take the bomb tower out?

[03:17:06] You're gonna have to eat those, you just have nothing, sadly.

[03:17:10] Hold on, what the fuck? The bomb tower. That's fine, that's fine. You can giant the bridge,

[03:17:14] then have zappies ready for Mighty Minor. Low key out, just preemptively zappies behind,

[03:17:18] to be honest. Nice, come on, reset, reset, reset, reset. Nice, adds a snowball ready for

[03:17:23] Spears or it's not oh

[03:17:25] It's not gonna kill him. I don't think you can meet me baby minions on that

[03:17:29] Okay, what you're gonna need to do is you're gonna cycle your Eva witch in the left corner

[03:17:35] He's gonna wall break yourself arrows for them make sure to hit them off nice

[03:17:40] You just eat those bats because it's on the other side anyway

[03:17:46] Okay, you can just I would split zappies

[03:17:53] game you can bowler on the left it's fine evo snow maybe you need it okay nice

[03:18:00] you can maybe has saved minions for wallbreakers a minions for wallbreakers

[03:18:03] you might wallbreakers you're not the arrows to arrows to nice arrows you can

[03:18:09] which towards the right side you're gonna need to get a push your bra by

[03:18:13] the way his next wallbreakers are evo you have to bowler predicting the

[03:18:16] wall breakers. Oh no. Wait, unless the witch. Yeah, I just. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God.

[03:18:28] All right. All right. All right. All right. I'm going to listen to everything you say

[03:18:31] perfectly. Okay. Everything you say, I'm going to listen to perfectly. I'm literally

[03:18:35] going to be. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay, okay. Okay. Just take a deep breath and walk in.

[03:18:41] OK, snowball on the right.

[03:18:44] Oh, on that, yep.

[03:18:46] Good thing you waited a second.

[03:18:47] OK.

[03:18:48] Deep breath.

[03:18:50] OK, just wait a second.

[03:18:51] Just wait for him to play a card.

[03:18:52] OK, you can witch or arrows.

[03:18:55] Yo, Rowdy.

[03:18:59] Rowdy, I'm up.

[03:19:00] Yeah, you can.

[03:19:01] I'm genuinely sorry.

[03:19:01] Yeah, you can bowler in the back, you bowler in the back.

[03:19:05] OK, I have your minions.

[03:19:07] OK, minions, minions.

[03:19:10] Okay, his Skarmi's Evo by the way.

[03:19:14] I would just let this all go.

[03:19:18] He might have like a head up.

[03:19:20] Yo, you could giant the right, giant the right.

[03:19:24] You could, I would wait here. Oh my god, that was bad.

[03:19:26] I would still let this go though, don't graveyard, I would still let this go.

[03:19:29] That's gonna line up on the tower, you're gonna get a ton of damage.

[03:19:32] You just take the damage and you're happy with it, look at all that damage.

[03:19:34] You're gonna get like five rolls on the tower, that's three.

[03:19:37] Okay, you can winch into this.

[03:19:40] You might want to

[03:19:43] Fuck are you on bro?

[03:19:46] You might want to arrow is this too, brother?

[03:19:49] Psychotic this guy's just psychotic

[03:19:54] Nice nice nice, it's you know royal giant giant skeleton. You're it's a link don't graveyard

[03:20:00] He's good. She's just gonna dark oblin low probably so you just want to let this go

[03:20:03] She'll have arrows for dark what gives a wizard

[03:20:05] Um, this guy's the only spell is snowball by the way, so your Zappy's gonna crazy amount of value

[03:20:12] Snowball the wizard and have bowler ready for a barrel

[03:20:21] Nice, I wouldn't giant here this time though. I'm not gonna lie. I wouldn't giant this time

[03:20:26] In in double you're gonna cook because you have eva witch. It's unkillable and you have zappies that are unkillable as well

[03:20:31] I would just eva witch in the back

[03:20:33] He has to probably giant Skelly back and now he can set up a nice witch.

[03:20:37] Beautiful play with that ruler ability.

[03:20:39] I love that.

[03:20:40] You could maybe go for some high minions.

[03:20:42] Oh nice.

[03:20:43] Okay, take out that.

[03:20:46] Back!

[03:20:47] Back!

[03:20:48] So bad!

[03:20:49] Hold on.

[03:20:50] You can giant the bridge once that explodes.

[03:20:51] Like wait for a second.

[03:20:52] That looks good.

[03:20:53] And then graveyard.

[03:20:54] Graveyard.

[03:20:55] Graveyard.

[03:20:56] Maybe you could try to grab a snow.

[03:20:57] Oh my god!

[03:20:58] Oh my god!

[03:20:59] Come on!

[03:21:00] Yes!

[03:21:01] Let's go!

[03:21:02] Nice!

[03:21:03] It's fine to cycle your zappies in the right corner cycle your zappies in the right corner

[03:21:09] Have maybe arrows

[03:21:12] What oh no bowler bowler bowler and then have me is ready for barrel have me is ready for barrel

[03:21:20] Okay, I think you just need to try to get a giant after bridge I

[03:21:25] Don't think that's gonna take your tower. It is barely nice. Okay

[03:21:28] Okay?

[03:21:29] Snowball?

[03:21:30] You need arrows as well.

[03:21:32] Aw, you can't hit everything though.

[03:21:34] Just graveyard, just graveyard.

[03:21:36] You're gonna want a free arrows for his gang.

[03:21:38] Free arrows for his gang.

[03:21:39] Nice!

[03:21:40] Oh my god!

[03:21:41] Come on!

[03:21:42] Please!

[03:21:43] No!

[03:21:44] Dargoggin's that little shit saying guy hated him for years.

[03:21:46] Zappi's in front of your tower.

[03:21:47] Zappi's in front of your tower.

[03:21:48] Okay, wait.

[03:21:49] He's gonna barrel.

[03:21:50] You have to zap his.

[03:21:51] Aw, that's in the regular squad.

[03:21:52] Wait, bro.

[03:21:53] I've hated that card for fucking years!

[03:21:56] Okay, it's okay. It's okay. All right, rally yo jeez. I'm gonna call the session bro

[03:22:02] I'm playing like absolute donkey doodle shit shite shit

[03:22:08] It's okay, bro, it's okay. It's all good. I'm gonna get it tomorrow or some shit bro. All right. All right

[03:22:13] It's not easy bro. It's not easy by the way if you're gonna play clash

[03:22:17] I really recommend the phone unless it's too much trouble. I really yeah, you're right, bro

[03:22:22] All right, I have a class phone and I also have a class iPad and bro. I got you

[03:22:27] Yeah, it's a lot easier. It will just help you out so much. All right, Riley. Thank you, bro. Yo, man. Have a good day

[03:22:34] YouTube bro, GGs

[03:22:37] Chams such a cut him off. How ready have a beautiful amazing day, bro?

[03:22:42] throw ax on the cup

[03:22:45] Chum not any

[03:22:48] Chat I think mingo's in a grand finals. Do you guys want to watch that?

[03:22:52] Chad, I think Mingo and them are in like the XGS grand finals.

[03:22:56] Chad, what is this? What is this? Is this?

[03:22:58] Yeah.

[03:22:59] What is this for, Broly?

[03:23:02] No.

[03:23:02] Chad, what is this for?

[03:23:03] Locate and diffuse a bomb.

[03:23:04] Oh, no. What are you doing?

[03:23:05] No, this is my play, bro. That's my drone, bro.

[03:23:07] Here comes the argue team.

[03:23:09] Here comes the argue team.

[03:23:10] Yo, this team is fun to watch.

[03:23:12] Okay, my god.

[03:23:13] It's all my experience.

[03:23:14] My camera.

[03:23:15] Whatever drone you log on in.

[03:23:16] Yo, to the people saying no pixel,

[03:23:17] I don't have no pixel setup today.

[03:23:19] When I have no pixel setup, I'm going to get on no pixel.

[03:23:22] Take that keyboard and shove it up your ass.

[03:23:25] Can you get the walker?

[03:23:29] Wait, there's a type 4?

[03:23:34] Ripping in the bleach.

[03:23:36] Jack, leave or watch me go.

[03:23:38] Run a ball.

[03:23:39] I'm looking at the killer wall right now.

[03:23:40] Leave or watch me go.

[03:23:41] Mods on the ball.

[03:23:42] If you watch, good.

[03:23:43] I'm close to gold.

[03:23:44] I'm turning IT right now.

[03:23:45] I'm turning IT.

[03:23:46] Get it, get it, get it.

[03:23:48] Leave or watch me go.

[03:23:49] Run a ball.

[03:23:50] I

[03:24:20] I'm in a denarii I can't play with you Lou

[03:24:50] guys mango might lose to be too

[03:24:57] they don't have case there's a minute left once they're both in each side they're

[03:25:02] both in each side

[03:25:04] I'm clean first, man.

[03:25:06] 4-click, 4-click.

[03:25:07] Yeah, 4-click, yeah.

[03:25:08] No, the game's up in.

[03:25:10] There's no game on the bird.

[03:25:12] Go to the bird.

[03:25:13] Go to the bird.

[03:25:14] Thank you, thank you.

[03:25:15] He's like, how's he gonna make a couple of machines?

[03:25:17] Over here.

[03:25:18] He's like, hey, just go.

[03:25:19] Mingo's crouching up to the enemies.

[03:25:21] That's not hear him.

[03:25:22] This is really high IQ.

[03:25:23] This is very high IQ.

[03:25:24] Damn, Mingo's smart.

[03:25:25] Yeah, Bap Bap Bap.

[03:25:26] Damn, Mingo's smart as shit.

[03:25:27] He could have gone bird.

[03:25:28] You got bomb?

[03:25:29] Yeah, Bap Bap Bap.

[03:25:30] Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.

[03:25:31] They don't have bombs.

[03:25:32] They don't have bombs.

[03:25:33] I don't have on me. I don't have on

[03:25:49] Is this a best of one or a best of three they're going to a land on the 24th, oh my god

[03:25:55] I dropped because I was trying to kill that kid that you killed well when you guys go down

[03:25:59] I should just talk to each other. Oh my god, they have a coach holy shit or every round we lost

[03:26:03] We either had numbers

[03:26:07] I can't watch all this. I'm gonna watch something I football

[03:26:11] Guys I can't watch this best of five Jesus

[03:26:18] Jesus bro, I cannot best of five

[03:26:23] Chopper to watch something I football all right, I do have time for a league game though

[03:26:26] So, chat, my last game of league was the best game of league I've ever played in my life.

[03:26:31] Guys, look at how close this fantasy game is.

[03:26:35] Dude, I actually might end up beating Sal.

[03:26:39] I'm projected to win by two points right now.

[03:26:43] Yo, it's all going to come down to Malik neighbors tonight and I have Javante.

[03:26:47] Chat, what do y'all think, whose side would you rather have here?

[03:26:53] Nah, I think I got this.

[03:26:55] I'm down six, but I have Javante and Broncos D. He only has neighbors, bro. I think I got this

[03:27:11] Unless bro because I don't know if they're gonna actually like use neighbors a lot like I think he's like easing into it

[03:27:17] I don't care. I'm not a cock that plays fantasy. What fantasy but what makes you a cock you're a psycho bath, bro

[03:27:34] Wait, so okay, he has

[03:27:38] Bro, he just has neighbors

[03:27:42] Guys Mingo finals is B. Oh five

[03:27:45] Jige

[03:27:47] Check NFL? Bro, I don't know, man. I got so lucky. Like, honestly, I might actually end up winning this.

[03:27:57] I might end up winning this bro chat. All I had to do was start digs. If I would have started digs and sat Brooks, I would have won.

[03:28:05] But now I know Hubbard is like the solidified RB one in Carolina because Brooks got no touches today.

[03:28:11] But even if I win this week, my team has some big problems. Matthew Golden did fine too.

[03:28:18] Guys, I think I got this. I think I got this man. I need to watch the winners to do good.

[03:28:27] Okay, we have time for one lead game and then I have to sweat Sunday night football.

[03:28:32] chat might dude I might be south yo sal buddy start calling yourself the lead

[03:28:38] dog sound bro started Terry McClaren guys look at the last game of league that

[03:28:47] I just played chat look at the last game of league that I just played bro chat

[03:28:53] That peep this guys. I'm really close to gold.

[03:29:00] Yeah, the last game of week I played at a 21.0 KDA. That's ridiculous. No.

[03:29:06] Guys, that's ridiculous. I'm three wins off of gold guys.

[03:29:15] Yo, young mommy, thank you for the prime. Bro, fantasy football is actually insane.

[03:29:23] Yo, Genti scored 32 fantasy points this week in PPR.

[03:29:31] Holy shit.

[03:29:34] Bros. Jamiro Gibbs 2.0, eh?

[03:29:40] Way, but low key it was against the dolphins, though.

[03:29:50] Checked Yandere Swift from the Bears.

[03:29:51] Let me see.

[03:29:53] Let me see, let me see.

[03:29:55] Deandre Swift had three touchdowns today.

[03:29:59] The Bears scored 59 points.

[03:30:02] Dabias, bro, the Bears scored 59.

[03:30:06] Holy shit.

[03:30:10] Dabias.

[03:30:16] Oh my god.

[03:30:18] Lad got injured, I seen.

[03:30:21] The truth got her.

[03:30:24] Yo chat.

[03:30:26] This is what's happening with me in South tonight in the flock league.

[03:30:29] Oh, that's off GG.

[03:30:30] Hold up.

[03:30:32] Chat.

[03:30:32] This is what's happening.

[03:30:34] Bro, this is the craziest shit ever.

[03:30:36] Honestly, this is the craziest shit ever.

[03:30:46] I'm favored to win by 55 percent.

[03:30:48] He has Malik neighbors.

[03:30:50] I have Javante Williams and the Broncos defense. I'm only down six.

[03:30:55] This has got to be crazy.

[03:30:58] All right, now it's time to play a perfect game of League.

[03:31:01] The old run!

[03:31:04] But this is actually insane. I think I'm gonna win.

[03:31:07] My god, is it ever close? I think I'm gonna win.

[03:31:14] Jinx, you have voted for you in the Sapphire award?

[03:31:17] What? Vikings defense masterclass? Wait, did the Vikings defense do good?

[03:31:30] Bro, Justin Jefferson still scored 31 points without Calamari. My God, I see the truth.

[03:31:35] Chad, Justin Jefferson is actually the truth, bro. Holy shit.

[03:31:40] Jinx, I voted for you for most guinable streamer.

[03:31:47] I voted for you for high estrogen.

[03:31:51] Okay.

[03:31:54] When is the Fortnite tournament?

[03:31:56] I mean, seven days, bro.

[03:31:57] Seven days, seven days, seven days.

[03:32:04] Wow.

[03:32:08] You're okay.

[03:32:09] might all right so what is the team comp here okay let's think they have oh my

[03:32:16] god chat I'm with the big dogs now holy shit I'm with the big dogs now bro I'm

[03:32:25] in the gold lobbies guys I'm playing with the big dogs I'm jungling against a

[03:32:30] gold for Nunu are you winning in fantasy yes I am but it's close yes I

[03:32:38] But it's close as shit, bro

[03:32:45] Bro, I'm literally I'm literally juggling with the big dogs right now chat. This is

[03:32:50] Bit dude if I win this I'm like 50 elo off of 50 up you off the gold I

[03:32:58] Should listen to like something that's gonna get me hype as fuck. So what about funk? What about funk?

[03:33:03] Now maybe not funk. Chad, what should I listen to? What do you guys think? Do a nip slip.

[03:33:14] Folk? Yeah bro, maybe I should listen to Folk.

[03:33:29] It's time for gold and mega legends!

[03:33:44] Yo, Nunu, good luck!

[03:33:53] Who's PC is a toaster?

[03:33:58] Bryce where whenever I cue a game of league somebody's PC is a fucking toaster

[03:34:03] Somebody's PC is a fucking toaster man

[03:34:08] You can we see the fantasy summary bro, it's literally cinema

[03:34:12] I'm projected to win by two against Sal. Okay, Sal has Malik neighbors. He's projected 14

[03:34:18] I have Javante's projected 16 and the Broncos defense, but I'm down six

[03:34:23] What I need to win this brought me to go one on the flock league. I need to go one on the flock league

[03:34:34] God bro my team is ass though like what do I do? Do I just permaflex digs golden?

[03:34:41] Like bro, my team is shit. I like I can't flex downs. I can't flex Brooks. My team is ass. What happened, bro?

[03:34:48] Guys, what happened to my team?

[03:34:53] What should I even do jinxed I voted for you on the fattest streamer

[03:35:03] It's week one. Yeah, but like I don't know if it's going to get any better

[03:35:11] Jinxy neighbors on snap count

[03:35:14] Jinxy mingo's using your unorthodox mirrors. Yo, is there a um if somebody's pc a toaster

[03:35:21] This is going to be a remake, you know, how is their PC still not loading into the game?

[03:35:30] Jesus.

[03:35:34] It's not your screwed.

[03:35:35] I mean, yeah, all I can really do is trade.

[03:35:37] I don't really know.

[03:35:38] All I can do is trade.

[03:35:40] London's a dud, as expected.

[03:35:43] Bro, I don't know what to do.

[03:35:48] My team is actually ass.

[03:35:49] Wow.

[03:35:50] set digs to flex bro my team is shit though

[03:36:01] yo why does this happen every time I play league oh my god just roll the game

[03:36:05] why am I in a 25 minute queue

[03:36:11] Oh my god, we're in.

[03:36:14] It's gonna be a remake.

[03:36:18] It's gonna be a remake.

[03:36:19] I'm gonna type, uh, The Beast is Free.

[03:36:27] Oh, two toasters.

[03:36:30] Karma and Nassus.

[03:36:32] Well, this is a remake.

[03:36:39] So Chad, what happened?

[03:36:40] She...

[03:36:41] wait it's not a remake wait it's not a remake

[03:36:51] guys i'm about to be gold oh my god lock in

[03:36:58] did you see DK mechath hit another fan today did he actually

[03:37:02] did DK mechath actually hit a fan

[03:37:04] Cat.

[03:37:05] No.

[03:37:06] So you lied.

[03:37:11] So this is my gold game- sorry, sorry, sorry, no.

[03:37:25] This is close- I'm close to gold.

[03:37:28] The last game I played, I played perfect.

[03:37:35] I was 14-0 with 7 assists.

[03:37:44] I'm not even going to drone because I'm just going to commit to fault clearing anyways.

[03:37:47] I just need to kite perfectly.

[03:37:57] My Fulcrum is faster because I get the movement speed from the Warwick Bloodstain.

[03:38:27] BOTS? Yo yo yo, BOTS UNDERTURBIT! Hold on. Wait a minute. BOTS UNDERTURBIT!

[03:38:49] the eagles win today bro I could get a gang should I get a gas well oh my god

[03:39:00] there's so long I have to dive this now I'm gonna die to turret I gotta get the

[03:39:05] Yasuo!

[03:39:18] Oh no, Nunu Gang, no!

[03:39:29] Natsuzumiya, come on, come on, come on!

[03:39:35] YES!

[03:39:37] GIVE ME THAT!

[03:39:38] I can gank the Trindamere.

[03:39:40] I can gank the Trindamere.

[03:39:44] I can definitely gank the Trindamere.

[03:39:46] Hold on!

[03:39:49] Trindamere.

[03:39:51] Nine.

[03:39:54] Sorry, I had to take your cannon.

[03:39:55] Sorry, it's just a wave attack.

[03:39:57] It's nothing personal, K-Sante.

[03:40:00] K-Sante, sorry, it's nothing personal.

[03:40:02] I just really wanted that K-ass.

[03:40:05] Bro, but Chad, no, no, if I'm committing to the gank, I get your can, I get your cannon.

[03:40:15] We're gonna get the whole boys, come on!

[03:40:21] Wait, come back for tier one boots.

[03:40:23] Switch!

[03:40:24] Chad, hi IQ, Jinxy, I wasn't doing this two months ago.

[03:40:28] Guys, if I win this game, I believe I'm 50 LP away from gold.

[03:40:38] Tivante Williams TD, the game has not kicked off yet. Don't lie to me, you little shit.

[03:40:47] This is the top of our full clear. I can't skip camps for drag. Sorry.

[03:40:52] Consistency.

[03:40:53] Oh, see.

[03:40:54] Chattanova, what is it about to become a challenger player?

[03:40:57] Consistency, man.

[03:40:59] It's all about consistency.

[03:41:01] Haha.

[03:41:03] Yo, I was going to flash through that wall and kill the outflow if he killed my masses.

[03:41:12] Guys, I'm feeling like Faker.

[03:41:15] I feel like Faker right now!

[03:41:20] They're cooked if Mathis scales, he's right!

[03:41:32] He's right!

[03:41:33] Pony ball knowledge!

[03:41:35] Mathis is the scale demigod!

[03:41:38] Bro, this guy has been under turret all game.

[03:41:42] I can easily look on to a dragon here.

[03:41:45] No, Nunu's ganking.

[03:41:47] Chat, should I? Gank? Should I re-gank?

[03:41:54] Boys.

[03:41:55] Dare I say? I think Xayah's dead on my screen.

[03:42:05] What a horror! Oh my gosh! Wait that!

[03:42:09] Flash to dodge? Woohoohoo!

[03:42:11] Little flash to dodge the stun from Nunu! Not bad, kid!

[03:42:17] Dude! Wow! Little flash stopped just done for Muno!

[03:42:26] Jett, how's that a bad flash? Save one lucky, bro!

[03:42:30] I would've got some better turret.

[03:42:32] Free drag for the boys back home, am I right?

[03:42:35] Drag into Scott, into back, into top to bot, full clear. Let's do this, Jett.

[03:42:43] Smite it exactly 1,000.

[03:42:45] I hope you guys it's looking really good it's looking like another flawless warwick game

[03:42:52] from jitty it's looking like another zero depth warwick back into top to bottom.

[03:43:03] Sounded it.

[03:43:04] Yeah, I dropped that 15.

[03:43:10] Did we get all P?

[03:43:11] Sure did we get all P.

[03:43:12] They didn't have anybody.

[03:43:17] Boys.

[03:43:18] You know what that means, right?

[03:43:20] I low key have time for one more.

[03:43:25] Sunday night football kicks off in 25 minutes.

[03:43:28] I low key have time for one more.

[03:43:33] Guys, if I win one more, I will be- hold up, hold up.

[03:43:38] So let's look at- let's calm down. Let's analyze.

[03:43:42] I have zero deaths in my last two games, by the way.

[03:43:46] Check.

[03:43:47] Hold on, refresh, refresh, check, wait for it.

[03:43:50] Refresh the up.

[03:43:51] Refresh the up, wait, hold!

[03:43:54] I'm not sure what to do with it.

[03:44:04] Blood runs!

[03:44:05] They all run!

[03:44:06] Dude, I have the fantasy sweat of a lifetime tonight!

[03:44:10] Wait chat, this might be crazy, but if I get double LP when I get gold, no, well...

[03:44:22] He's for everyone, I guess.

[03:44:27] Wait, chat.

[03:44:28] Hear me out.

[03:44:29] Kittens.

[03:44:30] Kittens.

[03:44:31] Kittens.

[03:44:32] I'm 47 LP away from gold.

[03:44:41] I haven't died in two games.

[03:44:43] My penis is growing in size.

[03:44:46] Wait, but chat.

[03:44:50] What if I got double LP on a plus 23?

[03:44:52] be plus 46. I'd still be one LP off. Can we do a watch party for the game? Chad, I think

[03:45:02] I'm gonna watch with my familia. Dude, I think I'm gonna watch with my familia. Bro, this

[03:45:14] This is so close. Oh my gosh, dude. Look at how close this is. Holy shit! This is so close, man.

[03:45:32] Blood runs! Yo, I tell you, that was the nastiest I had on my team from the last game.

[03:45:38] Loser is cute. Nah, but I'm winning, bro. I'm on a two-game winning streak, bro.

[03:45:44] Did you watch the Texas Ohio State game?

[03:45:51] No, I saw it was really close though.

[03:45:58] The Bears kicked the Panthers butt.

[03:46:00] Yeah, but didn't the Bears have like 54 points or something?

[03:46:05] 59, holy shit.

[03:46:09] Yeah, Bears, for the Bears scored 59.

[03:46:11] Oh my God, talk about a way to start the season.

[03:46:14] That?

[03:46:19] Jinx, you look at Jaylin Hurt's stats, respect him now.

[03:46:21] Wait, what happened?

[03:46:24] What was his stats?

[03:46:25] What was his stats?

[03:46:26] Three turrets.

[03:46:29] Damn, the commander's just gonna fall into being mid now.

[03:46:32] Shiza.

[03:46:38] Bro, oh my God.

[03:46:39] I actually might have winning the flock lead.

[03:46:42] Ta-da, on week one.

[03:46:43] my pizza. That's actually insane. This is a ridiculous.

[03:46:58] Our boys lock in. We actually got an FF at 15. Not bad yet.

[03:47:03] Guys, we are three wins away from being a gold North American

[03:47:09] League of Legends jungler.

[03:47:13] I say a little prayer before the game.

[03:47:20] NA, Edelweil.

[03:47:24] Steve, you guys always make fun of North America.

[03:47:31] At the end of the day, bro, we're gamers over here.

[03:47:37] Gold NA is Korea Bronze, cap.

[03:47:53] Ken Lakan, Lakan.

[03:47:55] This is big, this is big.

[03:47:57] I'm currently the highest LP I've ever been in my life.

[03:48:01] We are currently Silver 1, 54 LP.

[03:48:05] We need this win. There's no question about it

[03:48:16] Chad I tried to fall here like don't act so now we'll sold the entire game shy stuff

[03:48:26] Yeah, that's definitely the masses from asking

[03:48:28] Which at who's this girl? Oh, Orianna?

[03:48:34] Bot shoving! Bot shoving! We could look around and talk to Bob Dank here.

[03:48:58] Vlad what are you paying Vlad what Vlad what are you doing

[03:49:09] why did Vlad leave us land

[03:49:17] wait my Leona's a bot wait my Leona's a bot like not a real player I don't know

[03:49:27] Oh man, I've seen some absolute creatures on this game.

[03:49:43] Is he a bot?

[03:49:48] I'm about 90% sure Leona is a bot, Caitlin said. Leona has no levels. Are you a bot, Leona? Bot.

[03:49:54] Wait, what?

[03:49:56] This game has a box in it. Wait wait this game has a box in it? You all right.

[03:50:26] See chat I didn't flash are you proud of me? I'm a good kitten today see chat I

[03:50:32] didn't flash are you proud of me I'm a good kitten

[03:50:40] you basically want boots guys I'm lucky I'm today let's go we're three wins

[03:50:47] off gold

[03:50:50] okay he's showing top whoa this feels ganky

[03:50:57] chat am i crazy i'm out of line here nah let me chill

[03:51:01] cuz you know what it is it's a 50-50 play and i have all my camps up

[03:51:05] remember consistency consistency and then i'm late to drag yeah then i lose

[03:51:20] Wait, but chat, I'm confused, though.

[03:51:30] So Leona's botting, so what does that even mean?

[03:51:36] Like it's not a human playing.

[03:51:39] It's like somebody boosting an account app.

[03:51:44] Leona's not a bot.

[03:51:45] Okay, okay.

[03:51:46] How do you know?

[03:51:47] How do you know?

[03:51:48] Chat, how do you know?

[03:51:50] Oh no, Leonid is trying to relax.

[03:51:55] Oh, okay.

[03:51:58] She's not a bot, she's an infant.

[03:52:11] No, he got dragon that's so ass bro

[03:52:26] No I didn't mean to do that, I swear I didn't mean to do that, Chad I didn't mean to do

[03:52:34] that, no guys I didn't mean to do that I meant to lead with my

[03:52:38] I'm gonna lose man. I'm late to everything guys. I meant to EQ e

[03:53:04] D. Bro, I did not mean to flash. Oh my god, I misclicked. Fuck!

[03:53:10] Chat, I'm just so mechanically undifted.

[03:53:13] No.

[03:53:15] I sold.

[03:53:16] I sold, bro.

[03:53:27] I didn't Vlad his like ganking.

[03:53:29] What the fuck?

[03:53:34] Yes! What a KS right there. Nice guys. Alright man, we end up KS'ing all good.

[03:53:56] Not bad kid. Hey, I'm not mad at little KS.

[03:54:04] Bro, if I just didn't flash the trundle, I'd kill the trundle and he's gapped.

[03:54:11] Shit!

[03:54:12] I'm gonna smite to speed up my clear, I don't really care about grubs right now.

[03:54:17] I need all my camps are up, I need to get to them faster and then probably eat gank.

[03:54:23] We're gonna be looking on bot ganks here man.

[03:54:25] We can kill the Vayne easy peasy lemon squeezy.

[03:54:27] Chat, now we locked him bro.

[03:54:30] Now it's time to lock the fuck in kids.

[03:54:33] Who is the loser bottom left?

[03:54:56] You know, honestly, wait, blood trowel.

[03:54:59] We got blood.

[03:55:00] Vayne's low.

[03:55:02] Woo hoo hoo!

[03:55:04] Vayne looking gankable!

[03:55:08] I don't care about grubs, I'm in Narnia.

[03:55:10] Why would you ping me there?

[03:55:12] I need to clear and then gank.

[03:55:14] Like, again, it's just CT.

[03:55:16] Why would you ping me?

[03:55:18] I'm clearly clearing away from that.

[03:55:20] Like, why would you ever ping me there?

[03:55:22] lucky. Now I could back and look on grubs because bot's not really gankable. Well, I

[03:55:35] could back and look on to scut in the top gank and well, hold up hold up. You are top

[03:55:44] catch is actually a chat he's doing really good. Wait this is a gank. Chat is a gank

[03:55:49] We just need good pathing for using all the shit

[03:55:54] That's a gang boys here's Johnny Jimmy wick

[03:56:10] Sweet channel to know

[03:56:15] Yo, this Tomcatch is actually so good. Oh my gosh

[03:56:17] Josh.

[03:56:18] Chad, this Tomcatch is so good.

[03:56:22] What a Chad.

[03:56:23] I feel like every Tomcatch is so good though.

[03:56:26] What a fucking Chad, man.

[03:56:29] Alright, not bad.

[03:56:33] We still have not died in three games.

[03:56:35] Let's keep going, doing perfect jungling, man.

[03:56:37] Perfect jungling.

[03:56:38] Chad, I'm about to be gold.

[03:56:42] Oh my god, this is crazy.

[03:56:46] You know what's crazy?

[03:56:47] Is that that no-taper fade meme is still massive?

[03:57:00] Chad, is this perfect jungling?

[03:57:01] Type a yes in the chat if this jungling is perfect.

[03:57:09] Type a okay, or type no, you motherfuckers.

[03:57:17] Oh my god, that's a botgank!

[03:57:27] Here's Johnny!

[03:57:29] Wait, I gotta path better, I gotta path better, let's focus the morgana.

[03:57:34] I have R.

[03:57:46] Nine!

[03:57:47] I tried.

[03:57:49] Bro, it was just the trundle. Wait, but Vlad?

[03:57:51] NICE, I got an assist!

[03:57:53] Not bad, kid. Not bad, kid.

[03:57:56] Chat, I don't know, I got- What did I do wrong there?

[03:58:04] Not bad, kid.

[03:58:05] You know, honestly, I just got cock-blocked by the trundle.

[03:58:12] Bro, but this is gonna be a free game,

[03:58:14] Cause I feel like I can just continuously gank the masses.

[03:58:20] I guess I could look drag here.

[03:58:22] Eugh.

[03:58:24] I'm not too sure how I feel about drag here.

[03:58:28] Chad, let's look drag here, right?

[03:58:35] I knew it.

[03:58:40] I'm just... I'm a challenger. I just have to listen. I knew it was a bad drag.

[03:58:44] I knew it was bad. Why do I not listen to my god?

[03:58:50] I'm literally a challenger. I just have to literally just listen to my god. I knew it was a bad drag

[03:58:54] Cuz bro, Orianna was getting out late to my camps and now I'm dead, Trundle has gold, now they have Dragon G.

[03:59:00] This game is so fucking easy. All you're doing is farm camps and then gank. That's it. That's all you do. This game is so easy.

[03:59:08] I'm the best player ever my intuition is never wrong. I'm never gonna ignore my intuition again

[03:59:30] All right, so you just gonna happen top is the gap right so what we're gonna do is we're just gonna keep ganking top

[03:59:35] I'm gonna get huge Tomcatch is gonna get huge. We're gonna get Richter. We're gonna get big we're to push top wave

[03:59:41] We're just gonna play around on Tomcatch cuz he's fucking gigantic

[04:00:05] Why is he already smiting?

[04:00:09] Because I just saw him on dragon.

[04:00:12] And also if you smite with Warwick he takes the camp faster because he starts hitting

[04:00:15] faster because of his lower health.

[04:00:21] All good in the hood we got this.

[04:00:22] We got this chat.

[04:00:23] Lock him!

[04:00:39] Vane, come to daddy!

[04:00:40] Katie, don't back.

[04:00:42] Damn it.

[04:00:53] Now we look top, now we look top, we look top, see what I mean, it's the macro, it's

[04:01:10] the macro, it's the fucking macro, now we look top, now we look top, this is the fucking

[04:01:14] Macro this is the fucking Macro now NASA's getting argue

[04:01:26] oh my god he's peeling and what a fucking loser

[04:01:35] bro what a fucking loser

[04:01:44] We have left here

[04:01:58] And we have perfect timers on the top

[04:02:08] What a idiot man am I right?

[04:02:14] Gapped. Gapped. Gapped. Gapped. Get fucking gapped.

[04:02:27] HOO HOO HOO HOO!

[04:02:28] Psh!

[04:02:53] Oh my god!

[04:02:54] Chabber back in the game!

[04:02:55] That trundle's so stupid!

[04:02:57] Holy shit.

[04:03:03] See, now it's all about playing smart

[04:03:04] and maintaining what we have.

[04:03:07] This Tomcatch is so good.

[04:03:08] God, he's such a good top laner.

[04:03:12] Yo, you know what this tr-

[04:03:13] Yo, I can, I can invade his bot.

[04:03:15] Jack, Trundle showed top so I can invade his bot.

[04:03:17] Holy!

[04:03:21] Hi IQ.

[04:03:25] Get his Trundle's terrible.

[04:03:27] This Trundle is actually a horrible jungler.

[04:03:29] Horrible jungler.

[04:03:31] Oh my god, I was paying attention.

[04:03:33] I was paying...

[04:03:36] I was paying attention. Check.

[04:03:44] That Morgana is 1 HP, but I'm gonna die to Vayne, I think.

[04:03:47] Thank God it didn't die to Vayne brochat thank God it didn't die to Vayne holy shiiiit

[04:04:03] You know TopGag looks juicier but let's just take our drag eh?

[04:04:11] Take our cake and eat it too eh?

[04:04:13] Oh! That was supposed to be a frigging control war.

[04:04:26] I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.

[04:04:33] I'd rather gank Vayne first.

[04:04:35] I'd rather gank Vayne first than gank, or, okay, now drag.

[04:04:38] He's running, he's running.

[04:04:40] Luna, just hover me.

[04:04:42] Luna, hover me.

[04:04:43] Oh, out of this vein.

[04:04:45] Vein, I'm gonna R you.

[04:04:47] Vein, I'm gonna R you.

[04:04:51] What? Wait, what? Is he invincible?

[04:04:53] Oh, another moment where Jinxia doesn't understand the intricacies of the champions.

[04:05:01] Wait, chatmines, my style working.

[04:05:03] I broke my afkey.

[04:05:05] Chatmines, my style working.

[04:05:07] Double pier.

[04:05:12] Chat, my smite's not working. I broke my afki.

[04:05:15] Wait, my smite's not working. I broke my afki.

[04:05:21] I mean we got dragged, whatever, right?

[04:05:26] My smite's not working.

[04:05:29] Can I see your asshole?

[04:05:33] Okay, so I'm assuming you're not watching the game.

[04:05:39] Wait, I'm so confused though.

[04:05:53] Why did my smite not work?

[04:05:55] Chad, I'm not missing the game, relax.

[04:05:59] I'm not, I just started yet.

[04:06:04] Let's do another, let's do a bot to tap.

[04:06:08] The top to bot, top to bot.

[04:06:10] Guys, the cowboy, no, it's not wrong.

[04:06:13] Jungle lift, now, this trundle, this trundle shit,

[04:06:15] I just couldn't, I couldn't, it's my,

[04:06:19] I don't know why, I couldn't, oh my God,

[04:06:21] he invaded my top, Jesus.

[04:06:27] Oh, it's working.

[04:06:28] wait what?

[04:06:29] suck of you

[04:06:30] your team has destroyed

[04:06:35] hey!

[04:06:36] did they overstay?

[04:06:37] vayne you're dead, vayne you're dead, vayne you're dead

[04:06:43] help me, guys, hello?

[04:06:45] guys, guys!

[04:06:47] guys!

[04:06:49] yeah!

[04:06:52] why did everybody run away?

[04:06:54] i mean, we couldn't kill everyone

[04:06:56] Why did they run away? What the fuck was that?

[04:07:00] Why did they run? I'm in a 10 second fight!

[04:07:20] Oh I guess that's on me, I don't know, they're always in a bush!

[04:07:23] Welcome to League of Legends, where there's always a pedophile in a bush!

[04:07:28] Yeah!

[04:07:29] You have vision on somebody?

[04:07:32] Trust me, they're there, bro!

[04:07:36] Alright, Vayne just emptied.

[04:07:38] Don't worry, I'll end up dying to something.

[04:07:44] Why is Warwick so slow right now?

[04:07:47] My team's gonna ignore me again got it. I won't fight with you guys ever totally understood

[04:07:58] All right troubles backing they're sitting in the bus these guys stupid you already guys dumb

[04:08:06] Yo, what is trouble doing what it's trouble doing what the fuck is trouble doing? What is trouble doing?

[04:08:18] How does that? What are these shields?

[04:08:22] What are these shields? Okay, okay, when somebody has the blue shield around them, you can't order them?

[04:08:27] What are these shields? What is this?

[04:08:31] Like, well, legitimately, what are these shields?

[04:08:35] A spell shield. Yeah, it's a spell shield. This is item number 900 and Siege.

[04:08:47] I'm asked because of a knowledge cap you've just played the game longer than me doesn't

[04:08:57] mean I'm asked.

[04:08:59] So now I know what a spell shield is.

[04:09:00] This is why I've never seen that in my life.

[04:09:19] Bro I- this is the cringiest game I say this every time.

[04:09:24] You know what?

[04:09:25] Let me just ignore my team.

[04:09:26] Folk clear, Folk clear, gank, Folk clear, gank, Folk clear, gank, channel.

[04:09:31] Fuck these idiots, honestly.

[04:09:35] Alright, we have a team fight, we have a team fight, we have a team fight, we have a team fight, let's look on the vane.

[04:09:40] What are you still being here?

[04:09:42] Trundle on.

[04:09:44] Yo Trundle, what's up man?

[04:09:45] Hey, I'm fair and fine, look at what happened.

[04:09:50] I was about to say.

[04:09:53] Bro, I was about to say.

[04:09:54] Oh my god, I was about to say.

[04:09:56] What up? Yo, Nasus, what's up, man? How you do? Nasus, what up, bro? Yeah, you might

[04:10:10] want to back up twin. This is my drag.

[04:10:14] All right, that's another dragon for the boy.

[04:10:26] You know, not a bad gank, kids.

[04:10:31] And tempo, tempo, wow, we're back in the nexus, tempo, tempo!

[04:10:38] Tech Danicaidra into death dance, into Bopta.Folkler, let's go, look on ganks.

[04:10:42] Bang! Bang! Bang bang!

[04:10:44] Tempo! BANG! TEMPO!

[04:10:54] And mid looks like a gank.

[04:10:57] But now they're under turret. Let's go.

[04:11:00] Mid looks like a gank, but under turret, under turret, under turret, under turret.

[04:11:05] You know what I could have?

[04:11:07] I mean I don't know. I didn't know they would kill my teammates and walk into the lane.

[04:11:12] God, Morgana is such a free kill right now, but I don't really want to be fighting the

[04:11:18] Morgana.

[04:11:21] I want to kill the Vayne, come here, Vayne.

[04:11:24] Yeah, bitch!

[04:11:25] Tempo back on the camps!

[04:11:26] Tempo!

[04:11:27] Moot!

[04:11:28] Tempo back on the camps! Tempo!

[04:11:30] Moot!

[04:11:43] We're fighting back! Fighting back!

[04:11:45] That work onus literally a dumbass.

[04:11:48] Yo, Wolves is being kited, so that means he's on my camp, eh?

[04:11:54] Now he's over here.

[04:11:58] Dude, dare I say Baron?

[04:12:03] I mean, bro, Trumbull's bot, is this not just a free-ass Baron?

[04:12:15] Jack, Trumbull's bot, is this not a free Baron?

[04:12:17] It's a free fucking Baron, eh?

[04:12:19] Free Baron!

[04:12:21] I did not mean to, I just misled.

[04:12:25] Well, ah, yeah, just misled

[04:12:28] Actually have another one in 10 seconds though. It might have been perfect

[04:12:32] Hold up. Shadow might end up being perfect. Yeah, perfect doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Oh, no

[04:12:43] Turn this

[04:12:48] I'm the goat

[04:12:50] They had everybody that said Baron.

[04:12:55] They had everybody that said Baron.

[04:12:57] They had everybody that said Baron.

[04:12:59] You guys are all iron.

[04:13:00] They had everybody that said Baron.

[04:13:07] See now, if they do Baron...

[04:13:12] If they do Baron, I might do a little bit of a limit test here.

[04:13:15] Could I kill the Morgana maybe?

[04:13:20] Bro, this bitch is so broken.

[04:13:24] You know they're not gonna be barren.

[04:13:26] Let's just chill out.

[04:13:27] Yo, oh my god, relax, oh my god, relax, oh my god, like leave me alone!

[04:13:32] Fucking freaks.

[04:13:33] Okay.

[04:13:34] Huh.

[04:13:35] Yeah

[04:13:40] Huh

[04:13:56] So what are you doing yes, that's how yes that's how

[04:14:05] Caitlyn, I, oh my god, I literally, Caitlyn you're the goate.

[04:14:09] Why is Trundle choosing fights at, does he have lifesteal?

[04:14:14] What even is that?

[04:14:15] Wait a minute, I'm going to kill the Orianna.

[04:14:24] Alright, priorities, Orianna first then Morgana.

[04:14:27] Orianna first then Morgana.

[04:14:30] W. Doctor of Buildings, Doctor of Buildings.

[04:14:42] Let's fucking go, man, and into Baron.

[04:14:44] Baron, Baron, now.

[04:14:46] Best Shotgunner in the World!

[04:14:51] Best Shotgunner in Temple, Temple!

[04:14:54] Baron in the back.

[04:14:55] Baron in the back.

[04:14:56] Tomcat, Chow.

[04:14:57] He's an actor.

[04:14:58] Yes, and I do Baron into smite into back into Titanic Hydra into e into back into dragon

[04:15:07] That's larger in the fucking world

[04:15:13] Into back into eq e into into smite

[04:15:20] Temple into dragon back by drag temple temple temple and right at the base

[04:15:24] Out of base, out of base, out of base, boom, one gold despair, oh my god, it turns me on.

[04:15:32] Best player in the goddamn lobby ever, goddamn lobby I step into.

[04:15:38] Now we ping our little pigs.

[04:15:46] She has a spell shield, oh my god Morgana's terrible.

[04:15:52] We are the veins?

[04:15:54] Well, nobody done troubles you

[04:16:00] For you out of that

[04:16:04] Big death

[04:16:17] They got dragged in it

[04:16:20] God being has so much movement

[04:16:23] Chad Veen has so much movement, bro.

[04:16:27] It's fine. Trundle's gapped. They're never getting another turn.

[04:16:35] Chad Veen's movement is so good. This Trundle's so behind, by the way.

[04:16:43] Your team has destroyed the Terrets.

[04:16:45] to look on a weird R here on the vein if he comes up a little hey Morgana how's it hanging

[04:17:02] hahahaha

[04:17:04] Smite mechanic

[04:17:05] How did hanging we're gonna back in to buy in to item?

[04:17:15] Into mid

[04:17:18] pigs are gonna die, but maybe I could re-engage may back to be engaged

[04:17:24] Okay, do come up they come up. Come on, babe. Come here. Oh, holy fuck. This is big

[04:17:29] I should have backed but then again no I should have backed my teammate should have just ran

[04:17:39] away when I backed when my teammates are useless pigs I almost took accountability for a minute

[04:17:45] there but I have to remember my teammates are fucking terrible

[04:17:47] You shouldn't have backed boom your life's assist no it's not about should I have backed

[04:18:02] or not it's about oh I shouldn't have backed they shouldn't have stayed when I backed or

[04:18:07] vice versa.

[04:18:08] Accountability I'm hypercarrying what do you need accountable for?

[04:18:13] I am the carry I am the win condition I always am.

[04:18:17] I'm going to get my Q.

[04:19:04] 3 losing lanes on a god tier jungler, it is what it is, I mean like I can't focus anyone

[04:19:28] because they're all just in the back line which out what did I sell on what do

[04:19:43] What did I sell on? How did I sell? Backing?

[04:19:53] They end? That's so gross.

[04:20:01] I hate this game, honestly.

[04:20:03] What did I sell on? Because I backed? I mean, no.

[04:20:06] I mean, sure, okay. I shouldn't have backed and bought my item,

[04:20:10] There's no objectives up and no point of team fighting but also when I back my teammates should back up

[04:20:16] Period again. I'm the best player in the lobby. It is what it is

[04:20:19] I'll get to go naturally anyways after remember I have little piglets on leashes that I have to watch like this

[04:20:26] You back to you lost. Yep. I backed but if I'm in a somewhat competent lobby

[04:20:30] They're just gonna back up but again, I'm the best player in the lobby

[04:20:35] So I have to stay next to my little piglets because remember I have all these little piglets on a leash

[04:20:40] It is what it is all good chat Gigi's Gigi's Gigi's Gigi's Gigi's Gigi's then ping them. I mean, yeah, sure. I guess I should have pinged them. I forgot their sub human.

[04:20:51] It is what it is dog shit game all good. Yo chat. We have an absolute sweat fest and fantasy. I know everybody's trying to rave bait right now. I am VP the lobby. I don't really care what you have to say.

[04:21:00] Um, now next thing.

[04:21:05] This game is cracking off right now. I'm going to go watch this game. I'm going to neighbors is in here. He has a reception. That's not good.

[04:21:11] Um, yeah, it is what it is. Um, I'm excited.

[04:21:17] Boys, I'm projected to beat South by one point right now. We're going to see what happens and see who ends up being the league done today.

[04:21:22] Chat see all boys tomorrow. I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. Dude. Maybe tomorrow

[04:21:29] We do no pixel if I set it up chat. Peace sweet