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Call me Mr. D&D more time I abuse it
My team more than some winners, so we cannot lose it
Told her I ain't even got no hoes, she said boy, prove it
Bust it out the pack, carnetto, you gotta hit one time
Cilento, no cost, then no tilt, the way bro serves
I can't espresso, I'm from the ghetto, for you
D&D, you don't even ring no echo
Got clocked in the shop, no window, motion, get my jumper and lingo
Seen off man get burst, flamingo, stain in line
Bingo, bro just seen likes, no LED, one, two left, right
You left right, YKTV, bad one tryna preach, CCTV, not tryna pop up, that's KMT
The room is spread like flora, shit a one-pan dora
All friends done crack head like Lara, act like I'm okay, these down there just wanna go borrow, borrow
No time, but I made some fire, brown skin and I like her aura
We're shaking, doing up disco, boys far from us disco
They carry that San Francisco, muster a bed sheet, talk on pillows
Don't ask about my hextas, long some limo
If you ain't trying to give no heck cool hold this between your legs
More time than just pecs
Yo, more time than just
Yo Chad!
Yo boys, we watching Rocket League World Finals tomorrow?
Who's down?
watching Rocket League World Finals tomorrow,
or what, Joe, think of what you want.
Vertex, put it up.
Through the envelope.
Little farm boy, think of what you want.
Play Wonderwall, bro.
You're not like, bro,
Wonderwall's just a legendary ass song.
You're not putting the answer with that, dude.
Like, Wonderwall's just a legendary ass song.
Let me see, like, I wanna see if I have like,
hello, I'm,
something, something, something, something, something,
something, something, something, something, something.
I'm about to put you on to like yo I'm about to put y'all on
Yo, I'm about to put you on now
Come on there's one song there's one song I'm thinking of I don't remember the name of it
There it is yeah, I'm about to put you on now
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Have another banger I have another banger I have another banger guys. This is like oh gee shit, bro. This legitimately
Oh gee shit
Y'all ready to listen?
OG
I shine bright, I'll do your girl's like 10s
I make that pussy whistle like the old Spice Man
I don't need to understand why she'd ever want a man
If she ever throw it out, catch it like a corner bag
Like a corner bag, that's an interception
You think I give a fuck, that's a misdeception
Oh what a night, oh what a night
The roof is on fire, so what I'm high
I say oh what a night, oh what a night
Yeah, she a bad bitch, all jokes aside
Yo, whoa, all right, whoa, chat, I'm gonna be honest, like rap is just never gonna be
the same.
And now chat as for as for yesterday. Oh my god. We beat south. I'm not taking any chances.
I already dropped the Broncos defense because I'm the type of dude where they're getting
negative six points. Patrick Momos on seven touchdowns chat. Um, we beat south. I mean
And guys, I don't even know what else to say.
We beat fucking Tau, man.
Literally, literally, we beat Tau, like legitimately.
Guys, yesterday's,
yesterday's fantasy football was honestly
one of the best memories of my entire life.
Dallas Goddard catches an absolute bomb,
an absolute piss missile.
I'm still losing.
Givante Williams beats neighbors in a head-up faith.
24.2 for Givante Williams with two touchdowns.
Guys, two fucking touchdowns, guys.
Now, Chad, after the rest of my team,
what do you guys think about it?
Byshell too, and got a lot of touches.
Like, Trevor Norris just had four passing touchdowns,
so kind of unlucky they didn't get a single touchdown.
What do you mean my team's ass you know the problem though, bro, I don't really have a
good flex option.
Like it's double flex and I don't have a single good flex option.
I guess I could throw in digs and Matthew Golden bro fucking you got to make moves.
It's not substantial.
Like what should I do though?
No one wants anyone on my team.
The only trades that get sent in this league are scammed.
Trade London to who?
Idiot?
Who am I going to trade Drake London to?
You got so lucky, Cotter Murray shit the bed.
Yo, Cotter Murray didn't even shit the bed.
He got concussed.
Bro, I got lucky as fuck.
Trade Drake London for AJ Brown?
Okay, and then what?
lose for four weeks? I'm sure you could package Drake London. Bro, but do I even want to trade
Drake London? He just had probably the worst week he's going to have all year. I'm only going to
get him have a horrible value. He's not going to drop five euro again. Yo, does anybody have like,
yo, do you guys have a link of Zan heading 3000 MMR? People keep telling about this. What is this?
Is there a link of it?
Ken did a big announcement on YouTube?
What it can do?
But yeah, yo, Sal, let me just say this to you, bro.
Sal, I joined the Flock League.
Everybody in the Flock League welcomed me with open arms.
Besides you, Sal, you were literally attacking me, berating me as a player,
as a fantasy football league owner, as a manager for the past two weeks.
weeks you're the defending champion and now look at your team name look at your team name and
that's going to be like that for the rest of the regular season like chat not only did I win week
one of the flock league but I beat the defending champion or uh okay now chat what's kens big
announcement what is kens big announcement hey dude what is kens big announcement bro what is it
Oh, okay, what, what are those?
Oh, this is Zen.
Zen is the first player to hit 3,000 MMR.
He's 200 Elo higher than the next closest guy, Jesus.
Yeah, bro, I think it makes sense for Zen to win Worlds, bro.
I think it makes sense chat, honestly.
Dude, oh my gosh, 3000 elo.
So, Chad, he's the first player to ever do that.
He's not going to win.
Who's going to win Worlds then?
Who's most likely to win Worlds?
Hi, guys, what up?
Hey, I don't think you know or understand how crazy this is.
So 3,000 seems like a lot, right?
Obviously it's a lot of ego.
If you just hit SSL, SSL is 1865 right now, right?
You are closer to platinum than you are to Zen.
Really? Yeah. Yeah, bro. All these guys under him are pros. How much elo was he getting
again? He's probably getting like nine again. Who was he doing with chat? Who was he doing
with a towel. Wait, so chat, what is Zen's team for World Finals? It's Zen and then is
it the same guys, the Spain guy and the Belgium guy? Me, me, I'm sure it is. Miguel? Who are
his teammates? Exotic and Stizzy. Oh, bro, I don't know if Zen is going to win Worlds,
Well, his team is I.
We're aware.
Who is most likely going to win Worlds,
how about us, like, mathematically?
Um, the milk at the bracket.
Who has the best odds to win?
And then you get to the bracket also, so you can look.
Um, just.
Nas is going to fuck everyone.
Yeah, Nas is really good.
Yeah, I might watch some of these games.
What times are the games at?
For a rocket league, eSports is so fun to watch.
So, these are the teams on a ring.
All right, here.
Gentlemates, Archie, Nas, Oskie, that's one of the best teams.
Carmine Corp, Atau, Juicy, Fattira, that's one of the best teams.
Exotics, Dizzy, Zen, NIP, Manchester City, what the hell?
NRG, Atomic, Beast, McDaniel, they won the last worlds, right?
Yeah, they're running worlds right now.
Monkey Moon, Nupo, Turk, Azatomic, Raze, Bolt, Sadness, Lost, Whiff, Yonix, oh man,
Drally, Killers, Rwass.
That seems really good too.
I think it's just going to be KC, Brown, like look at KC's roster, there's, what can
you do?
Did KC, didn't they win the last major as well?
Did they or was that gentleman's?
It's like my EWC, whatever the last major was that I watched with the only pixel and squishy. I thought Carmine Corp on that.
That was not a WC that was. Falcons won that. That was Paris, right? That was Paris. Yeah, it was the one where I watched finals with only pixel and squishy.
Yeah, it was Paris and KC one, but the most recent one was EWC and Falcons one.
Yeah, wait, so the most recent was Falcons winning.
Yeah, the one you watch was Paris and KC one.
Chad, it would be kind of or I've said one worlds.
Dude, I want to watch worlds, but the fucking finals day of it is on the same day as my fortnight tournament. What time is it at? What time does it start at the grand finals?
I don't even know. I don't even know the times.
I don't think I announced it yet.
No, I think I was talking to Squishy about it, 17 EST.
Bro, that's like literally right when the Fortnite tournament starts.
I mean, chat, I could realistically watch every other day besides the grand finals, realistically.
That's actually AIDS.
tournament thoughts. I mean chat I could realistically watch every other day
besides the Grand Finals realistically. That's actually AIDS.
They said you got to hit gold before you can watch it. Oh dude you're a
comedian bro. You're a fucking comedian. Oscar the Brown. Alright, I'm gonna
I'm going to predict Zenwin's worlds, even though his team is lightly chopped.
I'm going to predict Zenwin's worlds chat.
What is Ken's announcement?
Hey, dude.
Are you depressed?
Because I'm sure as hell not.
I figured out a way to basically cure any kind of mental disorder.
It's not a scam.
Don't worry about that.
It's actually really cool.
this really cool thing that I didn't realize how cool it was until I started
using it. Now that I have that, I can't go back. Yeah, let me just stop beating
around the bush and introduce it to you.
We've actually finally updated our membership prices from the previous $199 to $799 a month.
I've actually not been this excited in a while
to like, announce something.
I love you guys.
Obviously this is more of a benefit for you guys than me,
but I remember I love you guys.
I love you.
You've got backing from some of your favorite creators,
some of the most trusted people I know within the industry.
Bro, we have a massive team behind it
and are probably out of pocket, like a million.
So Ken, this all sounds great,
but like, what do you actually...
Yo, his membership is $700.
What do I get, Ken?
Do I get like a hand job?
Like, do I get a hand job from Ken directly?
Yeah.
Um.
I get this emo.
If I buy the $700 membership, this is what I get.
We don't really have emojis yet, we're still working on my video.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, this dude is fucking hilarious, bro.
Legitimately.
How do you not have emojis, Ken?
It's a $700 membership, bro.
I need to get, like, head for this.
The whole thing, but you do get this really nice feeling that, like, you did the right
thing.
Grab Mommy's credit card, grab Daddy's credit card.
All your favorite streamers are behind this, backing this by the way.
I love you guys. Let's see if we can get to 10 mil members. I'm not coast. I miss 10 mil members
So what seven billion dollars a month?
Okay, did anybody in his comments actually buy it
What a legendary creator.
Let's read Ken's comments.
I think Ken's comments are worse than mine actually.
Congrats on the pregnancy Ken.
Now he can raise the editing budget by 1%.
Oh my god, this guy actually bought it.
Low key cured my depression.
$700 for fucking this.
$700 for this.
W change.
It's good to see the new membership budget being used.
All child, it's only $573 USD.
Sweet.
Low key curve by depression.
It's good to see the new membership budget
being put to use in the editing.
W change.
This might be the best announcement of yours,
going to spend my life savings on this.
Yes, holy investment.
Thank you, Ken.
I was skeptical at first, but after buying the membership,
all of my depression left my body.
It's like the weight of my life
that I've been carrying for so long had been lifted off me.
I don't know how you did it, but thank you, Ken,
you saved me, bought it just for you.
Yo, Chad, do you realize how many fucking people have this?
I can't confirm this changed my life.
Wow, thank you, Ken.
The documentary said I would die in three hours,
but you low key cured my cancer.
Money well spent.
Is this gonna charge every member every next month?
Low key genius from Ken.
Which have what documentary?
Oh, doc.
So you guys want me to buy Ken's $600 membership?
What the helly it works?
just sold my right kidney, but it's all worth it.
This is unironic.
Yeah, this is insane.
I'm not buying this.
Bro, Ken, I'll buy your $700 membership
if I get a hand job from you directly, Ken.
Ken, you need to give me a fucking hand job
for this to be worth it.
Bro, that's like two years worth of battle passes.
Zach, bro, let's take it over to prime.
Elle, friend.
Scoopers, thank you for the five.
Yeah, I don't even, that's literally insane.
Jinx, you watched the Bears' highlights.
So, what's the score to the Bears game?
Like 80 to like 70.
So, in 2026 is defense just like out the window this year.
Oh Chicago Bears beat the Carolina Panthers 59 to 37. I mean what the fuck did anyone
even show up on defense today? Yo chat you guys are typing L trillionaire over and over
and over. I'm not buying can $700 YouTube membership so I can get an emote of can doing
this. Like I'm not buying that. I'm not buying that shit, bro. 59 to 37. Holy fuck.
So you hate Ken. Mr. Gritty. Wait, wait, Christian Watson highlights. Yeah, didn't
Christian wants to have like 30 fantasy points yo chat this this was the moment I beat Sal
by the way chat this was the moment I beat Sal last night right there
Oh my god, Givante Williams scores again and Jixi takes the lead over Sal!
Givante Williams with a second touchdown with a dagger!
Sal, I warned you, mess with the cow, you get the honors!
Hi, Carly reference.
Borking up the wrong tree, pal!
This is my league!
Well, Jemante just scored a second touchdown.
I'm now officially down by five,
unless Malik neighbors, who's barely on the field at this point, scores a 50-yard touchdown.
I'm done.
I will be the lead dunce for the regular season.
You know, that hurts, but I think it hurts more
or that if Kyla Murray doesn't get hurt, I win this.
If I started,
Cope, Cope, Sahoor, bro.
Listen, man, Dallas Goddard had 24,
Javante had 24, Drake London had the worst week
he's gonna have all year,
Bay Shalt, Tuten had the worst week
he's gonna have all year.
You honestly got lucky.
My team should have scored 170, Cope, Cope, Sahoor, bro.
Any other quarterback in the league this week,
I probably win this matchup.
But I picked the one that hurt.
And I'm going to be the lead guns.
Fuck.
This is what I always say, bro. Listen, man.
Quarter of the day.
If you mess with the cow, you get the others.
Bro, you're rocking up the wrong trees out.
You were literally harassing me for the last two weeks saying I'm an idiot saying I'm a lead guns saying that I don't deserve to be in the lead saying that I'm a make a wish kit.
wish kit. These are your words, Sal. Not mine. And guess what? You're the defending champion, Sal.
But now you just lost to me. So you're the defending champion, and you just lost to me, bro.
Week one. Chat. Week two.
Week two, I play against Mason. I mean, Mason is literally dictator Mason, evil Mason,
like yo bro week two i play against nascent it's got to be set up a band we but band for what
oh chat i have an update about no pixel we are still in the process i don't know i'm not in it yet
i'm about dude i'm gonna be in it soon like this week i don't know when but i'm gonna be in it soon
chat so i don't know when the first no pixel stream is but hopefully soon it's gonna be legendary as
That's shit, bro.
It's gonna be legendary as shit.
Bro's never playing NoPixel.
I was planning on playing today,
but they didn't send the invite link
to my like Rockstar launcher,
so I still don't have the invite link.
Chad, I was gonna play today,
but I don't have the invite link in my thing.
What is NoPixel?
It's the best GTA RP server.
It's not even close, actually.
I've played other RP servers.
I played Prodigy, which is pretty good.
District 10, which is pretty good.
Bro, NoPixel, NoPixel is the best GTA RP server.
It's not even a question.
NoPixel is the best GTA RP server.
Literally, it's the best.
It is the greatest.
Now, bro, ask for fantasy football.
Sal, listen, man.
I'll start a fantasy football YouTube channel and then I'll give people advice because bro. You guys are idiots
I'm gonna be honest
Everybody in this league is an absolute idiot. You guys let JSN slide to the 105
fries
You guys are all idiots, bro. Wait till Bay shalt toon breaks out and this league is over
Wait till Bay shalt toon breaks out. Yo
Show me just say these guys are idiots, bro
These guys are idiots. I'm literally gonna make a YouTube channel called Jinxie fantasy football
If you want to actually know ball
Like bro, where is your defense? I dropped them
Because it's mathematically impossible for Sal to beat me if I drop my defense
Because I don't want them to get negative points
So listen man chat, let me just like
Like my debut in the Flock League, I play against the defending champion and put belt
to at.
Now I play against Mason.
Dude, I've been wanting to, I've been wanting to dig into Mason's ass since I got, I've been
wanting to play Mason since I got into this league.
Legitimately, guys.
Like legitimately.
Grayson, they can put it to the one.
Guys, I'm hype as shit for this y'all. I'm hype as shit bro. I'm hype as shit
That's right, we have a banger video we have a banger video here
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Yeah, we have a banger video this is probably the most interesting video
I've ever seen in my entire life in terms of literally just it's tied it alone
Check!
The name of this video is running Minecraft until it beats itself.
I don't even see how this is mathematically possible.
After an insane number of simulated years, this Minecraft world just killed the Ender
Dragon.
No player joined, no commands were run, no one placed a single block.
Minecraft just beat Minecraft.
Yo, how, how is that possible?
Chat, how is that possible?
Chat's like behind YouTube
and the chat to say what's up to the YouTube fam.
Minecraft isn't frozen when the player is idle.
Mobs move, blocks update, lightning strikes,
enderman pick up and move blocks.
The world is still completely active
even with zero player interaction.
A few years ago, a YouTuber named Retro Gaming Now
made a thought experiment asking whether, with enough time, these same random systems
could eventually beat the game by themselves.
The basic idea was that Enderman can move blocks, moved blocks can accidentally create
snow golems, snow golems can provoke hostile mobs, explosions can slowly open paths, and
if all of that somehow lines up around a naturally completed end portal, mobs and blocks could
eventually reach the end, and even damage the dragon.
So I wanted to find out, if you isolate those mechanics and give them an absurd amount of
time, does the chain actually complete?
To test this, I had a few problems to solve.
The first problem was that not every Minecraft world can actually win.
For this chain to work, the world needs a naturally completed end portal.
Without that, there is no way for my-
Bro, but that's what I was wondering!
I didn't even know there was naturally completed end portals, I thought you had to make them
as the player.
to reach the end without a player placing the eyes of Ender. And even in a world with a completed
portal, the resources are limited. Minecraft feels infinite, but it has a world border.
That means there are only so many Pillowdra outposts and only so many carved pumpkins,
and therefore only so many chances to create snowgowns. It will could run for billions of years,
only for the last useful pumpkin to be destroyed before the dragon ever dies.
So before I could simulate Minecraft beating itself, I had to simulate Minecraft worlds.
The simulator generates worlds, checks whether they have the ingredients for a possible win,
and then throws away the ones that are dead on arrival.
But once I had that work, I ran into the second problem.
Time.
The sequence I described could take billions of real life years, so I couldn't just open
the world, walk away, and wait for the dragon to die.
But there was still one thing that made this possible.
Minecraft without a player runs as just a giant random process, so instead of simulating
every tick, I used a Monte Carlo simulation.
The sim compresses billions of ordinary ticks into statistically sampled waiting times while
explicitly tracking the rare events and physical resources that can advance or destroy the
chain.
With those two problems solved, it was finally time to actually run the simulation.
This is the world the program found.
It has a 12i portal located under an ice spike spine.
Exactly what we need for creating snow golems.
The path to the portal from the surface is also quite direct, only requiring one creeper
explosion or a few well placed blocks by Enderman.
This made this seed, which I've included in the description, the perfect candidate.
Now let's see what happens when a Minecraft world runs for billions of years.
Within the first year, the first carve pumpkin in TNT had been picked up by Enderman.
The carve pumpkin was grabbed at this outpost over 40,000 blocks away from the stronghold,
and the first TNT was grabbed from this mansion nearly 300,000 blocks away.
For the next 30,000 years, over 100,000 pumpkins would be moved from various outposts by wandering
Enderman, and many would even go on to become snow golems, but in the year 33477 we'd get
our first real progress.
At this outpost, located just 800 blocks from the stronghold, a pumpkin was picked up by
an Enderman.
To give some context, here's the entirety of recorded human history, and here's where
we are in the Minecraft simulation.
That pumpkin would spend another 2,000 years being placed, picked back up, and moved around
before finally creating a snowgall and only a few hundred blocks from the stronghold.
Plenty of snowgallums had made it into this region before, but most were killed before
they could meaningfully contribute to the route.
This golem would be different.
For a few days, this golem wandered around the stronghold region without accomplishing
anything.
Then, in year 35 510, it finally provoked a creeper in a place that mattered.
The blast opened the first section of the route to the portal.
The simulation had just proven that a route to the portal could actually be opened.
And sure enough, around 2000 years later, another snow golem found itself in exactly
the right area.
It provoked a creeper, causing explosions within another section of the route, and somehow
the golem survived.
Just a few moments later, another creeper wandered by, locked onto the same golem, and
exploded.
At second blast, the route was complete.
Surface mobs can now wander all the way down into the active end portal.
Now that there's finally a path to the portal, I want to explain how the simulation has actually
been handling all of this wandering.
In vanilla Minecraft, an Enderman periodically chooses a random place to wander toward.
The simulator starts with that same basic cadence, but instead of calculating every individual
stroll, it groups the world into large regions.
Then it asks a much simpler question.
Given the size and terrain of this region, how long would we expect a randomly wandering
enderman to take before it crosses into one of the neighboring regions?
Thousands of individual walks like these can be represented by a single probabilistically
timed movement like this.
The larger the region is, the longer that usually takes.
Difficult terrain slows it down, and when it finally leaves, the next region is chosen
randomly based on the surrounding terrain.
Although the Endermen still have no idea where the stronghold is, they can move toward it,
away from it, get lost hundreds of thousands of blocks from anything useful, or place the
block they're carrying before they ever get there.
So rather than calculating millions of tiny random decisions one by one, the simulator
samples how long it takes until one of those meaningful events happen.
That's really the trick behind this entire simulation, taking extremely expensive vanilla
systems and reducing them to probabilistic models that preserve the behavior we care
about.
Now that mobs finally had a route into the portal, those same rules could start playing
out somewhere much more important.
end.
Enderman carrying blocks began finding their way down through the stronghold and into the
portal.
And once they got there, they did exactly what they've been doing in the overworld.
Wander around, place blocks, and mostly accomplish nothing.
But now, every useful placement slowly built towards a much more specific goal.
Before the dragon could actually be killed, all ten of its end crystals had to be destroyed.
And since nothing in my-
But how is that going to happen?
Like, yo, you're telling me what?
Enderman does a fade away with a bow and arrow and hit.
Like, how is how are you going to do this?
Craft is intentionally trying to do that.
The simulation had to build a way for it to happen by accident.
Over millions of years, Enderman gradually
carried blocks into the end and placed them around the island.
Most were useless, but occasionally enough
would accumulate in the right places
to put one of the crystals within range of a projectile.
All while this was happening, snow golems and other mobs would...
He simulated it.
It took 50,000 years to get to the end, and they've been in the end for 2.9 million years
in Minecraft.
Occasionally cross into the portal.
Eventually, that gave us our first opportunity.
After nearly 3 million years, a snow golem fired at an enderman, missed, and the snowball
directly struck one of the end crystals. One down, nine to go. From there the
process repeated. More blocks crossed the portal, more routes were slowly formed,
more snow gobs found their way into the end. Most shots went nowhere useful, but
every once in a while a shot connected. What had taken almost 40,000 years just
to reach the portal was now stretching into millions, then tens of millions of
simulated years. And by the time eight of the ten crystals were gone, the
The simulation had been running for well over a hundred million years, but the last two
would come from one particularly...
This is the greatest video ever created.
He simulated a hundred and twenty-two million years in a Minecraft server.
Look at what the end looks like.
The end literally looks like a terrain.
Useful snowgallon.
A pumpkin that had started back in the overworld eventually became a snowgallon, wandered through
the portal and survived long enough in the end to get a shot at crystal number 9.
In the year 181 million, it fired at an enderman and destroyed the 9th crystal.
Only one remained.
The blocks were already beginning to form a route towards it, but even once the crystal
was reachable, the shot still had to line up.
The same golem wandered the end for 18 million years until it finally did it again.
Every end crystal was now gone.
For the first time in almost 200 million simulated years, the Ender Dragon could take damage
without healing it back.
But how are they going to kill it now?
I guess TNT or something?
But being vulnerable and being dead are two very different things.
The dragon was constantly moving, and the only way the simulation had to hurt it was
another accident.
A snow golem provoking a creeper close enough to the dragon for the explosion to catch it.
And just like everything else in this simulation, most of those opportunities were wasted.
28 million years after the final crystal was destroyed, the first one finally connected.
Four damage.
After almost a quarter of a billion years, the dragon had just lost 2% of its health.
And then the waiting started again.
Another explosion, then another, and sometimes millions of years passed between hits, sometimes
far longer.
And while the dragon slowly lost health, the world kept burning through the finite supply
of pumpkins that made this entire chain possible.
Hundreds of millions of years passed, then a billion, and still the dragon was alive.
By the time it finally dropped below 20 health, almost 2 billion simulated years had passed
since the world first started.
Eventually, only 3 health remained.
One more useful explosion would do it.
And in the year 1.975 billion, it finally happened.
Without a single player entering the world, Minecraft had just beaten Minecraft.
The world after the...
I think I just came in my pants.
This is the most genius video idea of all time.
This looked radically different from when it started.
Enderman block movement had scarred most of the vulnerable biomes, with snowy biomes particularly
marred by creeper explosions.
Villagers had long ago gone extinct, and the end would eventually lose most of the blocks
that covered its surface as Enderman wandered out of the end holding blocks far more often
than they wandered in.
as the world was drained of all of its finite resources, the Minecraft world would reach
an equilibrium-like state. A heat death of the Minecraft world, where movable blocks were all
distributed across the entire world, and not much more change was possible. This was truly the end
of the simulation. If you want to run the simulator yourself, see it visualized in a unique way,
or hear more about how I made it, check out the link to my Patreon. So this would all,
This is only basically possible because Enderman can pick up blocks, right?
That's the only reason why this is possible. Bro, what a cool video, man.
I'm having a bad time, bro. What a cool video, bro. That is so sick.
Wait, Pachat, what? Okay, what I don't understand was the pumpkins. I didn't understand the pumpkins.
Yeah, bro, this is what I mean, like Minecraft players, like, bro, they're the only ones that think about this stuff. And I think it's just because Minecraft itself, it's a game where Minecraft just has so much depth, bro.
And like, that's why it's so, like, it's so cool when people make videos on it.
So yeah, those are snow bottoms.
Guys, it took two billion simulated Minecraft years to beat the game without a single player
entering the server.
That is so fucking cool.
Dude, that is so fucking cool.
Honestly, bro.
Honestly.
No, it didn't take two billion IRL years, dumbasses!
Minecraft wasn't a game two billion years ago, idiots!
God, you guys are dumb as shit.
That's insane, bro.
That is insane, bro.
That is actually insane.
Not in the description.
Where I share the source code and exclusive behind the scenes content behind my creation
process.
It did.
It simulated.
Wait, what?
So, wait, he didn't, but I thought Minecraft days are like 20 minutes long.
Two billion IRL years, he just increased the tick speed.
Yo, this guy's the coolest human being to ever grace the planet.
Yo, red logic. The fact that you have 80,000 subs makes you want to project the alphama.
Like chat, what?
Guys, that's insane, man. That is insane.
Apologize. Yes, I apologize to chat, bro.
Um, yo, guys, that's insane. That is literally ridiculous.
Oh, man.
Now, chat, what is going to take longer that?
Yeah, what is going to take longer Minecraft beating itself or me, Los Polos TV and run beating Minecraft?
Now, man, it's going to take us, it's going to take us like five or seven days, I think.
It's gonna take us like five or seven days. I'm a hundred percent confident. I'm a hundred percent confident. I'm a hundred percent confident, guys.
You trying to stomp into the game?
I thought you were saying watch stomp.
Who's he playing?
Fanatic?
Power of the...
For fanatic, half the rounds...
Oh, it's B-1?
...to apply in good standing.
But the first pick can start applying pressure now...
into those different points.
Bro, but I don't know why you guys tell me to watch stomp and run.
You guys just spam to watch stomp and then you guys just harass stomp in the entire time.
It's actually psychotic.
The first round I watched was a flawless to a team I've never even heard of.
Alright, a great start for Fnatic, let's call it as we see it, there's a couple of things
that I like particularly Demo, one of them is how confidently.
your freaking shirt man it's been two weeks hey don't ask I wasn't even wearing the shirt yesterday
guys I have five football tops that I rotate I have Barça Argentina 2022 Argentina 2026 USA and
the Chivas that's it is fanatic have been walking it getting so I didn't wear this I didn't wait like
Shut up.
Attention, to be honest with you.
And I think that's something G2 needs to change up.
They've been playing a little bit too passively, it feels.
Chat, after this game, we'll do clips.
I want to see if Stompin' wins.
After this game, we'll do clips.
Yo, are they?
Chat, G2's 0 and 2, right, in EML.
They have the 4v5 game, and then they
have the loss against Falcons, right?
Back in, and him going again.
G2.
Yo, if they lose this, I mean, they're probably just
out now. They'd be 0 and 3, right? Which, yes, of course, they've played in the past,
but it's not one of their more high preference maps, you know, certainly lower down on the
list. Again, I think if you kind of look at all of the kind of map stats for G2, it just
looks like a very long time. Not out there playing nine games. Yeah, but
problem to be honest, like historically speaking here, if you don't beat fucking fanatic, like
you have to beat fanatic fanatics, one of those things that gets passed around like
I believe that we are going to have a replay on round two. I believe that is the ball. So that's just being set up. I believe that docket actually we didn't see it obviously so it was difficult for us to.
I would bully the shit out of you. And this is his first ever message in my stream. Yo Neko we'll be seeing you bro. Neko we'll be seeing you in 30 minutes my boy.
I would bully the shit out of you.
That's your first message ever.
Like what the fuck is the matter with you?
One zero, two zero to Fnatic.
There is a lot of positives for them to take away
from things.
Eldinaring DLC chat, here's the schedule for October.
Oh guys, by the way, in three days,
I'm going to Alvius Sanctuary for IRL stream.
That's gonna be sweet.
That's gonna be fun.
Chat, the September 20th is the four night tournament.
October 5th is Hardcore Minecraft with Ron and Lois.
October 14th is League of Legends tournament,
Creator tournament.
I hope we beat Minecraft before then.
We have eight days to do so.
We should be good.
What's your McCall today?
Then after the League tournament on the 14th,
I'm going to do the Fortnite marathon to Unreal.
Probably on the 20th of October,
Probably on like the 20th of October chat. I'm gonna do the fortnight marathon down real
Why are you guys spamming G guys I can easily get unreal shut up
Easily get unreal bro. It's not gonna be hard to get unreal in for that
It's not gonna be hard to get unreal in fortnight chat, that's not gonna be difficult at all
I don't have a date on that one yet, but I will do it. I will do it before 2027. Yes.
Only got one or two losses more that they can take having not got a win against nothing.
Yo, check. Do you guys want me to watch this game or do clips? It looks like G2 is down 1-0 right now.
So watch the game or do clips. I'm going to pee.
that G2 is an org, missed EWC and the Sarka Major.
Yeah, guys, we could just do both and just watch the game first.
We haven't done it without doing the maths, but I think it also leaves them then in a very difficult position for qualifying for SI.
So, there's a lot of pressure on them this stage, is what I will say.
Yeah, I think the good thing was there wasn't any XI points given out for EWC.
Not for EWC, there was the direct place given out.
But yeah, even though a team who would have qualified anyway, of course, so yeah
I mean, that's all trickle down. It means that that's you know, 17th place qualifies is you know, the next one down on the list qualifies
But G2 currently qualify they currently qualify from where they currently do
But that's without any teams being awarded stage two points
Hmm
Major of course exact and the major points in everything it just look it would it surprise me at all for a team that
that is. It doesn't make it to
either where you see and I'm not.
I know that there was no points
either. We see the reason that
I mentioned that is because it
means you had a worse finish in
stage one. So there were teams
getting more points than you out
of stage one based on the
finishing places there and then
not making it to a soccer as
well. So therefore again lower
points in stage two, no points
from the stage from the major
in a sack. Look. Maybe the
Scraping through is not what G2 should be doing.
No, no, it's special whenever we've already seen Tim.
You're telling him back.
They've been able to do that.
Yeah, you look at the stage one.
How good were they on that stage one?
And then they carried that on into the-
Classic R6 watch party.
The match is an attack pause.
The overhaul joke of the players that they brought in.
You know, even G2 went through that phase if they were transitioning.
And I suppose, again, the term of honeymoon gets-
Winx, thank you very much, Rob, thank you very much.
Gold and Phoenix, thank you very much.
King draw, thank you very much.
Look, man, here's my analysis of G2, man.
And I'm going to be completely unbiased here.
My analysis is you brought in a fragger and a lurker,
which means you have to push players like Stompin
to flex, slash, support.
And then he has less power to take over a game.
Period, man.
That's all of this, bro.
It's not here he go.
It's not here he go.
It's not Coke rant.
Who typed Coke rant?
I don't do Coke.
It's just, bro, what it is is this, bro.
Yeah, that's it.
And you know what, chat?
This actually, Blast used to be a solid support player.
Bro, you need like,
I don't know, man, you need like a hardcore support.
Whoa!
You need like a hardcore support, bro.
You need a guy who's gonna sit there in,
which I'ma call it,
you need a guy who's gonna sit there
and play like hardcore support.
And then stop and get to play whatever the fuck he wants.
Guys, not to toot my own horn here,
not to make this about myself,
but guys, the reason why Stoppin was so legendary with me
in my team was that I played hard support, guys.
I was the guy who was going to sit on thermite.
Period, man.
You know, having to work with themselves and coming back in with a bit of confidence.
You were a professional spectator.
No, the thing is, um, history likes to let people twist their minds a little bit.
Chat in my heyday, I was a top 20 support player all time.
I was a top 10 to 15 support player all time in console.
I was the top 30 to 40 player in all time in controller.
You guys can say Desmond does all you want, bro.
I was really him.
I was legitimately him, bro.
I wasn't a top 20 spectator.
I was not a professional spectator.
Guys, I was him.
Cashy with the five gifted, W. Cashy.
It wouldn't she draw the lines myself and just upset myself
into a fury?
It was a little bit of a wobbly decision.
Yo, is the game gonna start?
I mean, my god, I've been here 10 minutes.
Where's the game at?
Apologies made to Manchester United now, I believe,
but apologies don't really get you those points back,
do they, and the...
Yeah, Manchester United lost to Manchester City.
We did not forget about this, bro.
Manchester United lost to Manchester City
while City had film-photon get ripped out of the game
in the 22nd minute.
This right here is an absolute Banser club, bro.
Period.
Manchester United is a Banser club in the Premier League.
Deco with the five gifted subs.
Bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity-bity.
She owned Wdeco in the chat.
Right, of course.
But they're up against Falcons, and I wouldn't hedge you bets, Tim.
Again, just a little advice there.
Then they have shifters.
again could be a really difficult game into heretics and then they've got VP secret and
GK to finish it off so I think for for G2 they're never gonna have like a week where
they have teams that they could just buy and buy and just wrap.
Chad it looks like this game is never gonna happen I don't know I loaded in 15 minutes
ago there's a tech pause literally send the invite click the invite to the lobby start
game what's happening what is the hold up.
one global all games laughing about you yes this is accurate I swear this is
what happens every time I watch our six games it's just a tech pause and a
fucking rehouse watch that what is that saying big free it's not a map what
more. Wow, this is a limited fucking. Oh yeah, definitely. Wait, this team with this
tiktok fried your brain. It's not tiktok fried my brain, bro. It's just like whenever I watch
in our six game, there's some lengthy ass tech pause, and it's really fucking annoying.
Like it's like a lengthy ass fucking tech pause, and it's honestly annoying as shit.
So I'm using the look at this. But look at this right now. This is what's really concerning
for G2. This was their map pool last three months, right? They were obviously super good
on Consulate Layer, Fortress, and then Club Cafe, they were quite strong on it, right?
The issue is that Consulate got removed. So now you have one, two, three, four maps you're
good at. And then these maps, you actually banned a lot, right? I don't know how they've
already lost twice on Villa. They've already lost twice on Villa, right? So the problem
with only having one two three four maps now is exactly what's happening in this
fanatic game it's exactly what's happening in this fanatic game is in the
map bands in a best of one you cannot force you could not force your one of
your good five maps because you have four maps now fanatic band for just lay
your cafe clubhouse that's clips or you are a bitch yo I'm gonna get on clips
After this game bro, shut the fuck up. I want to see stop and get an ace. Oh my god the game. Thank god
Oh my god of the game. Thank god
Yeah, I want to see something to get an ace bro
floor
And see what for nothing you want to do this time and actually Tim it's kind of like you know
It's a situation for for fanatic where yes, it's gonna be it's one of those decisions
That's maybe one against them you just have to just stick with and just go again
Just don't even worry about it. Just get yourself into this next round.
Just like an offside in football demo, you got to carry up and you got to take off.
Shut up.
Managers to find a kill to open things up and it's going to be Dante taking down.
Could be a big loss there. We do hear a sound.
I'm going to do a thing today and I'm going to see how undisciplined pros are.
Every time a pro does something undisciplined that risks selling the round, I'm going to say it.
I really well play from all of my managers to get the shield break takes down Smith afterwards.
Five versus three, quick start from G2 in round two.
Yeah, first prize that Smith just stood in front of him.
Shiko probably over peaked there.
I didn't see that.
It's a 5v3 and he's outside the building.
Wouldn't he have to have over peaked?
Smith will pay the price because of that.
DJ was able to find one kill back, but still.
There'll be a lockout here for Fnatic, but not in the building,
and that's half the round gone.
G2 still in power positions.
They still have control of East here.
They have security, of course.
Speaking of East here comes Benja who okay. That's a weird one. I believe the Benja missed the game the door again
They don't miss Benja
Calculated risk I think although it didn't pay off in the long run DJ gets around the corner takes down the kill
I'm gonna find mute off the board three versus three is fanatic and fought their way back into this deep act
Does take a little bit of the animatic's running out of time though from that goomie
We're also going to have DJ
Right now, I'm not sure how collectible he will be
CCS you with the next song
So let's go to the game back on his feet a choice that needed to be made
I think 35 seconds left to go DJ low health
DJ finish off and it is surely a matter of time. They know exactly where deep acts coming from
I'll about close it out with the tcsg and g2. It's it round two. It's one one
It is one one
Have that round replayed and it's she to come out. Hey, not bad kid not bad kid
Bobby with the 10 gifted subs
She'll never have any chat jinx you apply your foot cream
Yeah, so I haven't needed foot cream for the past year, bro
Please shut up about the fucking foot cream
Please use their playstyle since they brought smith in because he just plays shields
You know the same way you look at VP with a quo all the guy is gonna do is play shields and GT are ready for that
They're not going to allow smith to set up the shields and the fashion he wants to you know
They're bringing in the newer we've seen earlier. It was the impact grenades coming in from a lot able to take
Go staff
They're not gonna show me that I think the
They're not they're not allowing smith to be enables
That felt like a Jay guns death and we know the power of the shields when they are
Enabled needs to find a way to get that moving one more move in to round three
There'll be bathroom and tell us this time around so it's gonna be a bit of a scrap over top floor keep an eye on our mouth
It was a 5p3 he's baiting on break door with grim the rounds over like you already won the round and then Shaco
Just kind of dies. It's like I
I don't know man, I feel like if you're in a 5v3 and you actually care about winning as a defender
You should probably only die to people that are in the building like pushing you not just peeking somebody outside
But Chico's playstyle is just hyper aggressive
So sometimes it really works sometimes it goes down in flames
So see how first kill comes in and again look towards that shield smith
ready to go need to try and afford Alomow of course he's on the left
stop and got grimmed and cleared
the shields as we know
he's missed this he's going to be used
stop and got grimmed again
damage your dj and
stop and get her out of way
already g2
having to back away from security and smiths now
iron up armory
however it is Alomow
and do you know he's there though so it's good to know that they've got the drones in
they can tell smiths that there is
Benja!
nice Benja!
Benja though
the opening pick. I believe this could be from the vert angles as well Tim. Not bad. I think it was.
I guess it was, had to be. Yeah I think it was. Great stuff. Great stuff from G2 to start it out.
Taking Dante down as well. Some of that vertical destructibility gone with him. They're going to be
a little bit limited now. Maybe just through the DMR of Twitch to be able to get any other angles
opened up that they want. They're sending the shield down Smith. He's going to try and force
Benja out of position which he does to a degree but not too much benja's just gonna play ring around the roses here and see if
He can get on to the opposite side of him stop
Second no
Five versus two now smith's trying to get something going, but it just became a lot more difficult
Show me your jitties
Yeah, it's looking good now chat. Wait hold up a minute. Yeah, they're from G2. I mean, I think for G2, they didn't want to linger and give themselves away up for free. You know, I think Benj had a lot of respect there for the Blitz. He was able to drop off in.
Jinxie, let the hate get to you. Ignore the fans. There's an angry little man on my screen. Nope, in a pretty good mood today chat. Goodbye today.
This team you're still upstairs. You still have the oryx. Smith has to be careful of that. Then the kills have start trickling in
Let's not able to secure the kind of individual gunfights that he was looking for
And this is a very important shot from Stompin, but it is
That's I'm guessing the position that Stompin's been able to get into is because Benjy was able to take out the Sophia
Who also would have been up in security
One of the best things you can do in Siege to win more games improve your rank
It's what you see pros do a lot, but like in seeds, just like any other shooter, there's good debts and bad debts, but like the way pros die most of the time is like their position next to their teammates, like they're holding hands with their teammates.
Right there, you saw stop and get knocked and then right away out of mouth traded it.
like playing for trades and
setting yourself up to get
traded is something that a lot
of good players do. It's
something a lot of good
players do. It's something a
lot of pros do. It's
something a lot of top
players do. G2 have tightened
things up a little bit since
then. We saw it in that last
round. Benjy getting the
vertical kill to open things
up, taking down an important
operator with the fear off the
board as well. As long as G2
can keep that tight, fanatic
are going to struggle. I only
Listen to pros shut up a pro would literally tell you the same advice man
Chaining together
Once of the force the third bomb site
Jinxie can you date my mom?
Yo, not viber. What are your messages today, bro?
Can you date my mom you looking cute jitty? Yo, not viber. I'm not gonna date your mom you psychopath
Why would you ask me that these defenders off off the verticals see doki on the
source of course great in case there is a quick kind of rush coming in with a
lot of smokes a lot of utility being dumped he can spot exactly where that
diffuser is gonna go down very similar to what you'd seen about the glare Tim
never look at the third bombsite choice in towards dorms on that map exact same
thing you need the sense you need that bit of information in case the drugs
for a quick one. Oh, that was smart. Oh, look at this. That was smart chat. He entered off the DMR.
Little peek around the corner. See if he can find his mana buff.
We might be dead now. He might be dead now. See if he's going to have a problem here though.
He's got a goo mine in his leg in the middle of sight and he's got players up above him.
Manage just to find a safe spot to take it out. But dumbass. The danger is now.
And our boys, Benja, just peeks around the corner, takes out the solid snake, advantage G2 with another opener.
Five versus four, Dante, off the board, more work now needed from the rest of Fnatic in this top floor clearance.
If we have a look, three out of five from G2 are up there, they need to go and find some kills.
Same thing again. G2 able to find the opening pick.
That's a bit of a weird one.
Beat that stuff!
Beat that stuff!
Just peek in through the main door, find a quick opening pick.
Could be in two, a bit of panic for G2.
Nice, don't give me...
Standing firm, very confident bench, of course.
Want to take that engagement, he won that.
G2...
Come on, man!
That's fine, I'm right where you put stuff!
Come on, man!
The bar is here, Tim.
And cruise in their way through into another round.
Three in a row, Joe!
Now on attack, I better see him on fucking edge!
Let's go, man!
There's a master on Albus, teammate, but it's gonna be the opposite, I don't see four.
Should finish it.
No, never mind.
The prize that didn't kill him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Every major stop putting him on fucking to Chanka for the love of God
That's my daddy right there. That's my man
That's my man. That's my man. See that's what the shit. I'm talking about bro
That's the shit about yo put stop it on century on a tc and she on a pixel peak good luck killing him
You're not I
Have three left. I have three left
check what I'm saying bro that tempo get in and winning gunfight after gunfight
building that confidence it's gonna serve them well when they get on to the
attack but you see what I'm saying like you see what I'm saying
go and take ground this isn't glaze it's called ball knowledge like I've said
this bro put stoppin on frag put stoppin on frag yo g2 wake up call a lot
Y'all should not be on frag
Like
Me hope love you guys, but you should not be on frag. I'm gonna be honest
Like y'all should not be on frag put stop it on frag. He's 19th in the prime of his career clear out bro
Clear the fuck out over the last three rounds. He is not doing enough right now to help his team
They are playing for V5
Especially if you look at the operators he was on Tim, he was on ace twice, he was then on a Sophia and a solo snake.
They're not operators, he's usually on a throw west, I was always playing a twitch, you can kind of twitch his twitch, it's just a shot from the end of the day.
But if you're losing that heart breach, if you're losing out all the utility that Sophia has, you know, that's six canisters free for explosives, free for concussions.
And then also a solid snake and he speaks for himself especially Tim
Put the camera on stoppin'
Put the camera on stoppin'
Put the camera on stoppin'
A typical operator that's like first in the band sheet for Border
Put the camera on yeah, no
Put the camera on stoppin'
Too easy, too easy
Oh nice Silky, Benjo, what the fuck are you doing Benjo?
What the fuck are you doing?
An opportunity there for Smith really that's
Wanting
On the board sorry one left on the board don't know something has one as a secondary something wasn't adding up to me there
He does have one as he's gadget playing striker. He gets to bring along
He's on century
man and Danny's been able to walk in just by himself and find a pick look I
said put the camera on stop and they're not together Tim so if one falls there's
a really gonna be opportunity for it nice
that's my man good close out from G2 trade play bitch don't talk to my man
tonight that don't ever disrespect my man's again you guys are all sitting here
saying, stop and wash, stop and washed. No, their coach should be fired. I'm not on a contract.
If you don't have a kid who's in the prime of his career on Frag, you should lose your job,
period. He has better mechanics and everybody in the lobby. He has better aim than everybody in
the lobby. He has better movement than everybody in the lobby. He has better awareness in every
lobby. He's the best player in the lobby. Ask any player on G2, who's the best player on our team?
All four of them are going to say stop it. It's the best player on the team. If he's not on Frag,
This shit's a joke, bro. This shit's a joke. Keep him on frag. Keep him on frag.
If I ever watch a G2 game again, and I see stomping onto Chonka, I don't care if it's the World Finals,
I'm off. I'm flicking off. Or clash. Clash? Really? Clash? If I see stomping on Clash and Chonka, I'm out of here.
On where they were 4v5, then there was Falkens, not the end of the world, but these are the games
where they maybe need to start picking those numbers up a bit. Fanatic, Rebels, have a couple of good games,
Get plenty of kills in the belt and then you're ready for the tough games. You're ready for the versus pro
You're ready for the GK. You know, you're ready for these games that are gonna be difficult
Like that's the shrine do something. Well, ah, he you're begging it, bro. He's five and oh
Oh, what do you want me to say wake up and smell the espresso Machiato coffee?
Wake up and smell the coffee. Yo man, he's 5 and 0 man.
Bon Peek, Steve Peck, straight out of the single window on tellers and takes him out.
No Twitch, it's gone, no DMR, and fanatic against him.
Playing from behind, this seems to be a recurring theme.
It really does, isn't it? It's fanatic, it's just such a problem.
It's going to be difficult to fight 5v5 against G2, let alone having to come in here with a play-offs each time.
At least this time, it is the Twitch rather than as you commented previously.
Oh yeah!
When he goes up, he's a fear, he's a snake.
Bammal-cycle!
As I say that, the snake is spicking out, it goes from bad to worse for Fnatic.
Shaco, he finds DJ, takes him off the ground, smits a little bit of damage,
but he's got Benj's number this game, hasn't he?
That's an express continually keeps the Avenger out four versus three and blood. I like the way you kiss me
I can tell you miss me. I can tell it
It's really the only player the fanatic been able to kill consistently everyone else is just like I said
running rampant here
What's the word for it when you have six kills and zero deaths in a product match? Oh, yeah flawless. Oh, yeah flawless
Stopping you're the best bro. You're the truth stopping you're the you're the truth stopping
Like, dude, stop it. You're the freaking truth, bro. I'm going to be honest, man. You're the freaking truth.
And Chalice, I don't know. I don't know, man. What the future holds, bro.
But what I do know is this, man, in 3 years from now, stop him over regarded as the greatest each player of all time.
Stop what you put a restraining order on you. It's called showing respect, bro.
It's called what it is is it's called showing respect
It's called showing respect to the greatest. Oh my god. Look at wizard. You'll sit down. You'll sit the fuck down wizard
Wizard sit the fuck down
APS college just what you want to say from this guys absolutely
I just have to see almost one point difference between the APS core
But both of them doing so well and I think they're part of the momentum of G2 kicking back again
they're playing against a weaker opponent and it would say a weakened opponent. I think mentally
whatever you may agree or not with that means the decision in my in my stead like if I was in
their position Fnatic had won that round and then he's taken away from them they have to replay it
and they lose it whatever happens the fact is it's going to affect your mental chat who's better
prime stopper prime peter bot chat type your type your mods are edible because they won the
first round pretty convincingly that second round yes they won it convincingly after after doki
disconnected um and i think realistically one thing to highlight is that when uh rehost happens
the players are not allowed to speak to each other the coach is not allowed to speak to the players
so if they feel some kind of trickiness that the around has to be replayed it gets in your head
it gets mental now tell us how to join it on the personal level yeah what we've seen with fanatic
young inexperienced players players who have not been there done that the g2 guys wouldn't have
that was a rehost or a replay
ground. The fantastic guys, I
feel like that could have
affected them a lot more, and
we saw the game slide
straight away. We know state
is very well, of course,
support staff on the side of
clinic. What is it that he
talks to or about to the
chat? I feel like they can't
do, uh, Ethan. When Stanford
is picking them like that.
They can't do Ethan. Chad,
it's a play on words to
anything. Like, bro, it's
just what are you going to do
out there when someone's
quick peaking you out of TCSG?
It's quick peeking you out of TCSG in this game. You're not expected to be G2
Yeah, so go out there use this opportunity. You're playing at the tier one level
It's a big spotlight to have some fun to try and like a little bit show some greatness here because they're not expected to win
And it was so promising the first two round
Hey Jack, did Mingo and Jay and them end up winning XGS last night? I'm assuming they did
You know Swiss was having fun on Bobby. They were getting in the faces Dante was making plays on the snake as well
Chat, did they like sweep? Was it like 3-0 or something? Did they like sweep?
3-1. Yeah, I'd like to, the team they were playing was fries. 3-1.
Mingo was on mouse 1 map. Wait, when they were up 2-0, Mingo played on a keyboard.
I like it. Looks really good. G2 find themselves in the drive I see now. The clear
If I was here for phonetic things will look promising, but right now it's looking more like an uphill battle
Thank you very much desk and I'm Tim just have to act of what Jack said. I mean the Sophia ban
Look, I think it's a fear on my map like border saying yeah, you say of a map like Villa for example whenever you've it's so
From below it's it's a no-brainer to go for that man makes a lot of sense makes a lot of sense. Whoa
Holy pro league angle, bro. He's over the vending machine. That's so smart. Oh my gosh
isn't aware of it
Extra explosive canister
Was given to Sophia recent decision. I got three impact grenades on the gadget, which does allow
You get an accurate location pingo you score one two three underneath all of those impacts and you will get a kill onto the player
That's that and we see that being done quite a lot. This is a really nice name line up by the way
It's bouncing off there the way that the nades work in the game again
If you're not maybe aware is
Doesn't start until it takes its first contact with the surface once it does four seconds and then it does
So by bouncing it off that little way
Detonates immediate
Line up that we started to see use quite a bit more natural goes out to kills
They've come in for fanatic along the way there by the way, a shackle and stomping both taken down and how about that demo talk to me Grimm and lion off the board
Yeah, it's not ideal here for
Lucky to try and get themselves in towards East
But DJ has had a swing. He's got a kill as is that they was just sat on East stairs
I mean, this is what I think was maybe just fine being a little bit critically of G2
I think clearly needs to find the way they were doing with an agent
fantastic. But you also need to have somebody coming in from below. You need somebody coming
in from waiting room up bottom of the stairs so you can pinch that guy. It doesn't allow him to
get back in towards these stairs. You know, it's all about the cut-offs here on border. You know,
it's a reason why you think of German Falcons on border. He plays down there for that very reason.
He makes a nightmare for teams who want to take each because he actually holds that waiting room
and he holds it very, very well. With an angle being held through the photocopy of our venture,
Nobody's gonna provide it with anything but I tell you what I'm not sure that they're aware of his approach here
He's just gonna go in under the cover of a little bit of small
Charge onto the wall
Meanwhile, don't he gets killed elsewhere onto Dante that leaves a certain times or G2 fighting back
They must lose the back his teammate up here does get the kill don't he come in right for another
No, so he's going to be trashed is DJ on the longer angle went to three
Looking comfortable
Despite a good couple of challenges from G2 and pressurizing through office fanatic have held on well there and got themselves
Their first what is out of my doing? Um, I'm assuming he was gonna hold the cross for the plant, maybe
But that's like they'd have to kill like two people even set that up
He's got to just be in there swinging chip to BH of up like utility very difficult for GT
So they're always up against it's always going to be an uphill bowling. Yeah, that's it. Good job at holding out
Jixi Broncos versus chiefs tonight. Can you send me $500 so I can place a parlay?
Pack CD what I what I can do is this bro. I can I can give you some advice here
So chat NFL Sunday was yesterday. It was the first NFL Sunday of the year. I
I saw a FanDuel ad, a DraftKings ad,
a Polymarket ad, and a Calci ad.
Let me say something.
I saw a FanDuel ad that said,
if you bet $5,
they give you $200,
or if you like deposit $5 and they give you $200.
Let me say this to you right now, bro.
If there is a betting site,
a sports betting site that is literally
offering to give you $200 just for you to place a $5 bet, that should scare the ever-living
fuck out of you. Name a single product in history of humanity that is so profitable
that they can throw $200 at your head, planning on making thousands off of you.
That should literally terrify you. Like, bro, and I understand, like, you know, you might be bored and want to spice up a game a little bit.
I'm just saying, bro, if you play these sports books, there is legitimately a 95% chance you're going to lose money. Literally.
Like, dude, I saw this ad, it was literally, it was like a Drap Kings or FanDuel. It was $5, place a bet, use the promo code, you get $200.
They're it like that should scare the shit out of you bro because they're gonna give you 200 bucks
And then they're gonna plan on making
thousands from you
Because they just want to get you addicted bro. That's all this
So yeah, bro. Here's my advice. Don't do the $500 parlay honestly man. You should probably never sports bet again
Makes it intense as a defender that demands a lot of mental focus when you know that any small mistake any small
that is left G2 are just going to exploit it quickly and aggressively it means you've
got to be switched on 100% of the time and over the period of the game it takes its toll
especially if an attic have to come back to this one shackle down to the bottom of the
stairs.
See if you can find anything amongst sight itself looking through in towards bathroom
and tell us doesn't see anything for the time being hoping to maybe get a line through onto workshop the staff itself
Right. No, you said top floor control is
It's gonna say get DJ
That gets him stumping and put it down early a little attempt to the flank maybe coming out from fanatic
They give G2 the advantage
Again. G2. Running out of time!
Oh! Damn it!
What?!
What?!
What?!
Shaka's gonna get fine.
Take the trades if needed.
Oh.
Dante.
Well, show himself inside of customs.
They know where he is now.
But I think G2, there's gonna be iron up.
Probably the hatch drop here.
Swing!
And they're gonna go for it.
Benja finds one.
Dante though, does swing in.
But stop and G2 triple kills.
It's gonna be no.
Are they gonna line up?
Swing!
But they only do.
But they both shoot at the same time.
And, well, G2 with that man advantage, able to make it happen.
Three kills and we didn't see any.
Yeah, I think what the spectators do
is they try to be edgy so they like never show stoppin I guess nine kills I think the cameras been on him for like two maybe
but all right but yeah man this is just stopping death that's all this is one round at a time
it's maybe just throw it all at the wall and see what sticks get aggressive take the fights to g2 try
and get yourself that fun advantage and then you've coke ran yo bro do you legitimately think i'm on coke
Like are you a dumbass? This isn't a coke rant, bro.
I like the way you kiss me. I can tell it beats me, but it was a boo-boo-doo-doo.
Yeah, this is looking like a, this is looking like a stop-in,
like just absolute brutal frame mug out of the lobby.
8-1.
8-1.
Jinxie, can you press stop streaming?
Mobs, beam his account!
G2 successful on it twice so the defensive half there from G2 let's hope that Fnatic can try and do the same to pull themselves back into this game
I mean Tim you just look at the way that G2 have kind of approached things
You know from that first round where they almost got a little bit of a reality shock almost like you know yeah okay Fnatic we're actually going to have a go at it's actually going to peek it's going to play aggressive
We just need to try and slow the pace down we need to do the drone work well we need to think about who we want to target we're bringing in operators like Negrim
We've got the Deimos. These are great single in our operators putting them under pressure gaining a lot. Oh my god
Intract able to take down doki on to the headshot. That was actually an insane shot
And she too
Single out these players, but whatever you lose the Deimos in that matter Tim
Just comes to a crashing halt. You've got to remember. Yeah, he gets thunder outside. Right. He gives up his own location
It's not quite as specific as the ping that he gets, but it does still tell the enemy player where he is in return
And Dante took full advantage of that. If you remember back at the round I spoke about
This Dante is playing good, I'm not even gonna lie.
I'm going to make sure that they secured that first kill. They defend themselves now.
Five versus three with an opportunity.
Don't ping that goal!
Keep this game going a little bit longer.
Don't ping the goal!
Keep the game going!
Get the camera on him!
Come on dude!
Come on dude!
Looking at their positions, G2 almost completely outside of the building.
There is only stomping inside of customs at the minute.
Another kill here for G2. I have to try and square it off.
Badaq still got players upstairs.
I don't know what the fuck.
He is the actual, don't forgets. We can remove it if needed, but...
We're gonna try and rotate to his teammates.
Keep the camera right here, keep the camera right here!
What?
Watch!
They're going to get a bit of a time in there on the player on the stairs.
Why would you?
EPEC, they're able to pick off Benjamin.
Stopping always looking for him.
EPEC, Smith still causing issues with these SMGs and yeah,
stomping down the 1v4.
1v4.
Shit.
But he'll do the same as well there from Smith.
And EPEC's also putting shots in from behind the ears and...
Well, for Stopping, he's in the bombs like Tim, but he doesn't have the kit.
Not much he can do here except hope that somebody shows themselves and he can find a kill 15 seconds
Just bait, don't give him a kill
Just hold his position here maybe
Don't give him a kill, just bait
So a little bit of a chance for a chance to see if anybody throws themselves
Yeah just bait, just bait
Don't give him a kill
Trying to get that F2 working
Absolutely beautiful kill but it's going to be impactless
Two seconds left to go, right clauses out and that's going to be fantastic
Okay, earlier I was kidding, right there I just came in my pants
I just came inside of my pants, bro.
I know it didn't matter in the round, but I just came in my pants.
Like, oh my gosh!
Jaddy's actually so good.
It's disgusting.
Proof.
So, bro, I verbalized that I came inside of my pants, and the first three messages is
proof, proof, proof, proof or fake.
this guy said same shout out to this guy a web shout out to you stop it is so
fucking good oh my god it's because they've set that temple early they've
been able to get that opening pick as you've mentioned bro but you guys
gonna say glaze but like do you see how he's swiping oh he's so flicky
swipes man oh my goodness he's so fucking flicky dude keep G2 on the
back for cheap keep them guessing because there is gonna come a point and
I don't think we're there yet, but there's a turning point in this sort of scoreline where 6-2 becomes 3-6-4 and all of us
I love in that scenario. Now, this is like
This is some jinxy tech. All right
In a 1v4 scenario, don't even let them get the satisfaction of killing you
Stop bro, I'm gonna be honest like something top made of shit years ago, bro
In a 1v4 scenario, don't even get them the satisfaction of killing you. There's five second stuff
Like do you know what I'm saying?
That's the shit I'm talking about though guys for real
We've talked about it talks like that threshold of five wings as it was in stage one to this guy's first message of the stream
hatred from Denmark
All right, I've never once like bro. I've never once said a negative thing to you, bro
What do you mean hatred from Denmark? Why time I was called?
Hey, have us it's me
so cute bro i'm telling you like those ten years they do something to me bro can you meow
wait wait let me get the lotion hi guys i'm not gonna meow
all right good yeah what type of like what type of worker is that bro jerking off to his boss
i mean come on hi guys really bb and hell's worked out for so far but look at how about
7th place. This is going to be the game changer or G2.
An Alamo. I'm trying.
Bodying free armor. He will be met with a bit of resistance from a half wall.
He's gonna be shielded. Bruxy kept sprint just yet.
Wonder if he's gonna go straight into the site or maybe try and go in towards
security and deal with the players there and opening pick.
Alright, go P. That's back to back first fix.
I
Tire game has been overturned
But it was always possible and we've got players like shackles still on the board five
Six he's been a little bit quiet again. This game Smith does manage to find Ben
It's
What the hell?
They're coming five versus three.
Come on there!
And they're not inside of the map, and they now have to work something special again.
They need one of those big moments, and I'll allow you to play a stomp and play with two or three kills to throw them back into the round.
D4, wrecked and ready.
Smith though, we'll find Shack, where there goes the C4, and that's a down onto the shield.
G2, just like the first time in a time.
Stop in 1v5 again.
again. Is he gonna have to go
big here in the 1v5 but yeah,
have him covered.
Fnatic a flawless yo Doki.
Do me a favor.
Take a deep breath and relax man.
We don't have to fight in 30
seconds every round bro.
I'm going to go P.
Champion.
The bombsite team that they
were not successful and they
have to go to events and
workshop.
It's the next the next challenge
for Fnatic now, isn't it?
They've had that bit of
confidence back now.
the world. We're going to be
going to be going to the
top round nine and 10 winning
bathroom, winning armory. Good
stuff for them. Tactical
timeout as I predicted.
Romario coming in here. We
know that he's as a coach got
very, very good numbers when
we look statistically at rounds
one and lost after tactical
timeouts. G two numbers are
very, very good after Romario
tactical timeouts. Generally
some of the best in the world.
This is what I want you to do in round 12. If we get there, these are the plans. This is how we're going to win it
So the G2 players are going to come back in I would expect with a new focus
I go back to what Leo said on the desk at the half time about what's happening in the fanatic camp here
What are they talking about? Very possible. So this is now talking more tactically and this is what's been working
Well, let's continue on with that
But if the discussion was as Leo suggested at the half time go and have some fun
Go improve a point shown that you can play you're into your one
It's an opportunity nobody really expects a win here from you. Just you know playing without pressure
They've really done that in the second half
Here we go
What is gonna change here? Well, I don't know is it for now?
I can eat the change knowing that this is the bomb set they haven't been successful
There's a g2 need to change because they're previous two attacks haven't been great
I mean, there are a few operators here on the attacking line up that we haven't got to see here from K2.
I look at the glass, I look at the monkeys coming in.
I mean, two operators that you would expect to be using the capacity to have potentially a bit of a quick rush.
Oops, I farted again. It popped out my butt.
Chad, that's how you know you lost fantasy football if you see one of your players in that.
The vert holes are trying to kill you while you're planting. You have the glass there to support that.
Of course, there is a way you know which is probably the big worry. I think if you're dope, it's up against that person. You can also see free smoke.
But who knows what they could just use it.
They're trying to get cheap.
They just smoked off armory head holes and then get a kill with that.
You know, there's multiple ways that the class can be used here.
Hello, my, oh, the monty is always a scary prospect as we know. Great at creating space, particularly with that operator.
and usually he says we see it quite often but in this case he's going to be
looking to pressure CCTV needs to be careful
nice shape go low low low low
on the warden so he will be able to see exactly what's going on through this smoke
does bring the nitrite which is going to back up the monta a little bit
dorky supporting on the glass not going to see anybody through that smoke for the time being
fantastic of them well here a minute into the round no real pressure on them in cctv
Oh my god.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Go, stop it! Go!
Dante with one on to Jaco to keep for that in fighting.
Oh, D-Pek.
Has to try and find a killback.
Here he is. Stop now between all three of them.
Maybe you're looking for the fallback
despite the challenge and Doki
finds another and Dante
Finds another and Dante, I mean he's the top performer here for fanatic, but the free players to find one of them's also a shield
Don't forget to tell them I think it's the shield
And the game stop and alongside the monkey the Christmas goes out but again from Albao nosey
And I go for the plant, still one, Grace, but the stop is...
You can't say they fight now!
Point is the kill, G2, they've backed him, they've backed back with three points.
Exactly what they needed, really nice finish there from Stomp and by the way, understanding the situation,
waits for the plant squad to start going down and then just three fires,
knows that dancing has to make a move at that point.
Grace does the best player in the world, yet again, as always.
Let's get a guy.
Let's do this.
Now guys, let's see how your skills stack up to stomping.
Chat.
Let's see how your skills stack up to stomping.
Type in chat.
Let me get a water.
Let's see if we can maybe find the next stomping amongst the chat.
Probably fucking not.
But we're going to see though.
We're going to see though.
We're going to see though.
We're gonna see though.
We're gonna see though.
What am I saying, bro?
There will never be another stoppin'.
There will never be another stoppin', bro.
This dude is the truth, bro.
Like, this dude is actually the truth.
Chat signing clubs, type in chat
and respond to what I was saying.
Type in chat.
Thank you.
you
You
you
All right, chat. I'm back in the building.
Look at the map, what's in the market sheets.
Take me on a trip.
I'd like to come someday.
Take me on a trip.
Now we're in the Pleasant Park Streets. Look at the map. Go to the Mark Streets.
Step it on, bro.
Bro, is my friggin' Xbox turning on, yo?
If you would just get up and teach him instead of handing him a friggin' packet, yo.
Those kids in here that don't learn like that, man, they need to learn face to face.
If you're just getting mad, because I'm pointing out the obvious.
Tell what's good, y'all.
Classic.
Yep.
Woo!
Ninja is not an epic employee.
Eastern negative 21 exception.
Chad, it's time for some it's time for some clip reviews. It's time for some clip reviews.
Oh, Chad also.
Sad news. I was going to tell you all yesterday, but I forgot to tell you guys.
Chad, do y'all remember my doberman, Jazzy? She, what's it called? She passed away yesterday morning.
Um, she was 11, we, like she just average life expectancy of a Doberman is 9 to 12.
But the last week, she just wasn't really eating anymore.
You guys probably remember, she came to my stream a couple of times, honestly, a lot of times.
Um, she wasn't really eating anymore for like the last like week or two.
And yeah, man, she just kind of, we let her outside.
And she just dropped and that was, that was it.
I do I don't like bro. I don't know if I can get another dog man. She's so sad like
The only dog we have left now is Sadie and Sadie's like 16
Like and I don't say he's not doing well either
Bro like three years ago. We had
Yeah, I know Chad I know it was really sad I dude I didn't even know my um I
Literally got a text in the morning at like 7 a.m. When I woke up
that my mom just said that like Jazzy just passed.
I didn't think, dude, I didn't think she was gonna die though.
Like it was so unexpected.
Like I thought she would live longer than Sadie
because Sadie's 16 years old, but Sadie's like,
Sadie's a smaller dog, we're dobermans,
I think are bigger dogs.
So they don't, I think it's harder on dobermans,
but she didn't lose her legs.
Like she was able to walk around.
She had good quality of life.
She just, she just wasn't eating.
And like my mom kind of knew it was coming.
But yeah, man, really sad, bro, I just like, I love dogs, but God, it's so sad when they just get old, bro. It's so fucking depressing.
It's literally the most depressing thing ever. So yeah, we have four dogs three years ago and now there's only one dog left and it's saying.
And she's 16, like, I mean, she's, and she's not doing good.
But yeah, man, rest in peace, Gazi.
That's like, I remember getting her as a puppy
and she was literally just like the cutest puppy ever.
And she was a little government,
so she had like the droopy ears.
So we got them like cock or whatever,
so they're like pointed up.
And yeah, it was so unexpected.
I was not expecting that, but yeah.
Yeah, I was gonna tell y'all yesterday,
but I did forget to say.
I was also, that's just,
I also wasn't really in like the best mood yesterday or today really, because, you know, you don't want to see your dog pass, but it's like, man, life always reminds you, dude.
But yeah, um, yeah, I don't know. My mom was really sad. It was just, it was a sad day and we had four dogs and now we have one. It's literally all just on rest on safety shoulders. She's 16. Like, I don't it's going to be any, any month now.
But yeah, dude, I don't know, man, I think like when, dude, when dogs get old, it's the saddest thing ever because you just remember them when they were like puppies because you're, dude, you're there with dogs for their entire life.
life. Like, I saw Jazzy when she was a puppy and I saw Jazzy when she passed away. Like,
it's just, you're with a dog for their entire life and it's really different and you just see
them start to like decay in those last couple of years. But yeah, not to like dampen the mood,
but I just wanted to tell y'all because she did come on my stream like literally 30 times.
I'm going to be giving you a headset for clips because the kitty headset is USB.
Oh god. Okay. HyperX clouds. I said I'd never try them again. I'm giving them one more run.
I said I'd never try these things again. I'm giving them one more run. I got this one blacked
Now, actually it's kind of tough.
Let me do a unboxing here.
But yeah, Chad, I'm sure like a lot of y'all
could relate to that, just having like,
you know, seeing your dog just kind of get old and pass on.
Dude, it was so sad at the end.
Like the last year or two of Jazzy's life,
she had like a whole gray beard, like under her chin.
Like she was literally like just, she was done, dude.
Um, which McCall, but though, but yeah, do any of you guys have like an insanely old dog because bro, all of our dogs live pretty long.
Like Roscoe was like 15 when she passed. Lucky was like 16. Sadie's currently 16.
You have a 23 year old dog. Oh my gosh.
23, 18. Mine was 18 when she passed. Yeah, it's literally so sad, dude.
11 year old dog. Do you still have cats? Yeah.
But and the difference is when cats die or like kind of what I've noticed because cats live for, cats live for so long. Do cats live longer than dogs?
Do cats live longer than dogs, Chab?
I feel like, I don't know.
I feel like they do.
Yeah, I feel like cats get up to like 20 a lot.
Bro, we had a cat.
It was literally the cutest cat ever.
He was gray and his name was Smokey.
He was a rescue.
He was a rescue and he like was the nicest cat ever.
He would always like snuggle with my mom all the time.
He was so cute.
He was so young and he was like a hunter.
Like he would hunt like snakes, lizards, anything like bugs.
He just wanted to hunt stuff and he would like kill it.
And then like put it on the front door.
So we'd be like proud of him.
Like Smokey was like a hunter and Hurricane Irma came through Florida
and it basically like took all of the animals out of lakes
and just threw them everywhere.
So one morning Smokey ran out after the hurricane
And he killed like a venomous, I didn't know what it was, it was like a venomous frog or a venomous snake.
And yeah, I never saw him again. My mom just said he ran off into like the woods and died because he knew he was going to die.
Like cats do that, like when they know they're going to die, they try to like run off so you don't see him.
But when Jazzy died, like my Doberman, maybe you guys have seen a bunch, she just wanted to be around my mom, which was like, that was just sad, I don't know.
But yeah, it's just it's depressing and I'm not trying to like dampen the mood
But yeah, I was gonna tell you guys yesterday because she came on my stream like 30 times
And I don't want to like leave you guys off with never telling you what happened
But yeah, she just passed she was just old it was her time
But yeah, Sadie's the last last man standing. She's 16. I still can't believe Sadie outlived Jazzy. That's insane
16 years old
Where's this wire
Dude, I don't know where this... where is this?
Did they not give me a wire on my headset?
Oh no, it's wireless.
Dude, I hate wireless headsets because I don't want to...
I bought the wrong headset.
Oh my God.
I bought the wrong headset, man.
use PC audio, but then high-fives, I can't send voice messages. I mean, I guess I can't
send voice messages, but I guess you're right, kid. How about with the kitnears? Damn, Chad.
So, we don't have dogs that are 18. That is insane. That's insane. That is actually
insane. Is this better? Are you guys gonna get any more dogs? I don't know, man. It's
probably like a tiny dog. Bro, big dogs are just a lot to deal with. Move around, it should
B? Alright, let me see. Oh, yeah, that's what's gonna happen. Sweet! Alright, yeah, set it in clips, man.
Now, today's agenda, will we find the next stoppin'? Is there a secret hidden stoppin'
amongst you guys? Probably not, but we're gonna see what happens anyways. First clip of the day,
They covered him from NA or NA, NA missed.
Whoa, PDW angled grip, purple attachment skin,
cup of noodles, charm.
This is a silver player.
Back in just now.
Okay, that is just unlucky though.
You just died due to a pulse ability.
That is unlucky.
What's that?
That's the entire glib!
Bro, he's definitely a cod player.
Yo, welcome to Siege, bro.
Those happen all the time.
Those happen all the time, bro.
May you please react to this blood?
Chad, I'm not affiliated.
I'm not affiliated, guys.
Uh, this is probably going to be a high rank.
Because of these maverickles.
This is probably going to be a high rank.
Got him.
Soltan!
Soltan!
Not bad, kid.
Low key though.
I'm going to give it a 7 out of 10 because your recoil was kicking a little bit.
Not bad, kid.
Your recoil was slightly kicking though.
burp warning three two
Sorry chat, I don't know why I just burped dude. Does anybody else whenever they eat lasagna? Do you guys get like?
sort of liquidy poops slash farts
Not even just lasagna. I would see any Italian pasta. I feel like I always end up blowing up my toilet when I eat those
It's always like the spaghetti or like the red sauce. I just always end up blowing up my toilet in there
Next day coming in from I'm terrible 69
Okay, this guy has default attachment skin default weapon skin no charm
Bro, you might as well just write on your forehead. I'm a bronze player like dude
You look good, feel good, feel good, play good.
You need to up your cosmetics if you're going to be in the top level.
Amen.
There's an enemy literally right in front of you.
Amen.
You got it.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
10 seconds to go.
Left?
That's confusing.
Never send me a clip again.
Yo, I'm terrible 69.
I'm terrible 69. That's a 0 out of 10 clip, bro.
Um, I like I don't even really have a device for you, bro. Other than maybe seek out other video games
Literally the only piece of advice I have for you is maybe seek out other video games
Tell stop into 1v1 me. I would own you
Bro, who do you think you are bro? Let's see your clip. Let's see your clip
This guy wants to 1v1 stop him let's
Emerald charm
Yo, Stompwood would put you on a t-shirt, mi-ha.
Like, Stompwood would put you on a t-shirt, mi-ha.
He's aiming at perfect head level.
No! No!
Sweet!
well played another on me
swing that this kid's not bad actually this kid's not bad
potential diamonds last champion caliber player here
potential diamonds last champion caliber player. Not bad kid.
Kawai Leonard.
Jack, do you guys remember when Kawai Leonard locked up LeBron James in an NBA finals?
I'm pretty sure Kawai Leonard was like a rookie at the time.
Yo man, I'm pretty sure Kawai Leonard was like a rookie at the time.
Yo, XB, if you tell me, please, bebe, I don't want to watch your clips, bro, just be a normal person, send in a clip. You don't have to be a psychopath to send in a clip, bro. I'm not your bebe, alright? I'm not your bebe.
I'm not a good guy.
Ying LMG in 2026.
Heartbreak emoji.
Like folk.
We're like, we're done with the 90s.
You cannot use Ying LMG in 2026, man.
Down boy.
Alright, I wasn't familiar with your game.
use whatever you want daddy as long as you're a T plus.
Don't tell me that's the whole clip.
Don't tell me the one tap is the entire clip.
Don't tell me the one tap is the entire clip please.
On the window, on the window, on the window.
That's a lot of recoil.
That's a lot of recoil.
This gun doesn't even have recoil.
Why is it kicking?
Why is it jumping like that?
Jump man, jump man, jump man.
That boy's up to something.
Sorry.
Edit potential.
41 scenario.
Yeah, Masjid last alive.
Not a bad wallbang, why are we wallbang in crouch level though?
Like, I know it worked cause he's bronze, but I'm just saying bro, if you wanna get to the top ranks in this game, like...
So this is what I'm saying when I tell y'all boys, bro, genuinely know where the line is.
This is clearly across the line.
And this is why I say over and over, AI is becoming a major issue.
Because, bro, AI is becoming a problem.
This is disgusting.
Why did somebody in the chat type smash wood?
Wood.
Wait guys, what is that?
What is that?
No, yo chat, nobody's smashing me in here.
Nobody's smashing me.
Shut up.
Somebody typed dream girl Wallahi.
Okay, that's a permanent ban.
That's a permanent ban.
And you have zero, but not he's left.
GG, you have zero, but not he's left.
Got a name.
Wait a minute, Diamond Charm.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Diamond Charm, but he's in a gold lobby.
Thus, shout out on a pixel.
Okay, how's he in a gold lobby with a Diamond Charm?
Are you boosting?
What's happening?
somebody said a rank 3.0 hit I guess but I've never seen that much of a drop-off
pro went from diamond to gold Sanskrit that would have unironically made me
Boston cream donut into my underpants if you would have had a one-trap wall bang
on the enemy repel me into the window top. He's welcoming.
Wait a minute. This kid has a better headset than me.
Not only did he hear him breaking in below, but he threw an impact grenade above soft
wood to make vert on the enemy.
Not bad kid.
You lost so much aura with how you broke that barricade.
Shot.
Shot.
Shot.
Shot.
Shot.
Shot.
so much aura with how you broke that barricade though. Like, I'm gonna be honest, your clip
was radiating aura. You know, chapter, this is why I always tell y'all boys, bro. It's
all about what you can hear and what you can do. Like, guys, the thing about Siege is it's
gonna present... What is this game?
My team, up for free! He's heating up!
Why is it like Bobbleheads? Is that Vince Carter?
And the ball is loose!
What are you, what are you, just play 2k bro!
It's a Carter!
Come on!
Haters will say it's fake too. This is a realistic dunk package for Vince Carter.
Didn't Brogwim the dunk contest like 8 times?
Okay, it's not a switch. It's just you lose so much aura yet again
Yo, Swayzee, uh, what's what's wrong with you, bro? Swayzee, what's wrong with you guys? Don't do this to flight, bro
Seriously, I understand the kid crudely pasting my face over Bonnie blue because you guys are psychopaths. Don't do this to flag
Flags legends like let's not do this, please
You're putting you're putting flight over a wiener dog. What's wrong with you?
Like also NBA Jam that game looks like it's 20 years old Jinxie. Let me tap. Yo, bro get banned get banned kid shut up
up. Red black eyes. Yo, am I like the only guy who just gets green black eyes over and
over? Everybody else runs around with pink black eyes, red black eyes. I just kind of
get this green black eyes over and over like I don't know what else has green
black eyes
okay your job is smoke they plant the diffuser you have no composure you're
getting swung and you're backing up like an absolute coward I need to be quick
You're peeking and challenging more, man.
Never mind, Daddy.
Do whatever you want on this game.
I never snitch on you, Daddy.
I hold a brick for you, Daddy.
I just came in my pants.
I JUST GAME IN MY PANTS!
A double quick peek one tap.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
A double quick peek one tap.
Are you serious?
Holy mother of gosh!
Keep it going, keep it going.
I knew he would utilize the smoke this guy's a champion caliber player
the fact that he saw that he's trapped in that room and smokes him off to the
fuse this means this guy's probably a champion caliber player now that guy's
out of the game
Eat the smoke, take space, take space, we have to defuse, we have to defuse, we have to defuse, take space, smoke defuse.
Okay, I'm literally going to Boston Cream all over my wiener.
That's how you play Siege right there in Utilize Utility.
I literally said smoke defuse because mathematically he has no other option.
He cannot win this round any other way unless he smoke defuses.
That's what I'm talking about. That's good gaming.
Gage, well played. That's what- No. Helium. Helium lethal.
That is the best clip of the day, my brother.
That is the best clip of the day, Helium!
See, some of you all actually know what you're doing.
And that's why we do these sessions, bro.
Well, because I'm gonna be honest, most of you guys in here
look like you slam nine beers and then load it up a siege.
It's for clips like that.
Bro, double one tap into good utility usage.
Like that's what I'm talking about.
Okay, there's a guy's gamertag called Kittie Slayer four.
Yo, Xbox, we need to up the moderations, bro.
Like, we need to up the moderations.
I see some whack-ass gamer tags in these lobbies.
I'm going to be honest.
Bomb diffusion initiated.
Protect the diffuser.
OK.
It's a 1v3 scenario.
You know they're going to start diffusing soon.
Let's see what you do when the lights shine the brightest.
One friendly.
left, right, left, running out, now we lost the element of surprise, did you see that?
so we're in silver I don't even they played that so badly they played that so badly I'm
gonna be on it they played that so badly like bro I just gotta keep it entertaining harder
Yo, ladies and gentlemen, let me be clear when I say this, to all these little twerps
who sit in my Xbox messages in my chats who say, entertain harder.
Yo, man, I'm not a freaking wind-up doll.
If you're not entertained, use the door, pal.
Jim C, I vote of you for Vapor of the Year.
Well, I have invoked a single time in 2026, so I actually can't win this.
I came up with this award.
So instead of voting me for, I don't know,
any of the other awards,
you nominated me for a non-existent award.
Cap, really?
Okay, here's this guy again.
I knew this guy would come back on the stream.
Birdie Mitten.
Just remember you'd be nothing without me at Jixi.
This guy types this every day.
Bernie, I've never even met you, bro!
Bernie, I've never even met you!
The hell?!
Okay, good use of the usage. I like that we're creating long range angles.
Hold this.
Good day.
Spoilt charm.
Shout out, Spoilt.
Shout out, Will.
Will, I am in Britney boot.
Classic music era.
Why are we recharging this?
Oh, it's because you're a Platinum player and don't care about the game.
In this scenario, you should almost, I don't ever want to see you preaching a barricade.
gentlemen, we only shoot barricades and that is it. We don't punch, we don't breach. If
you breach charge a barricade, you're a bad player. Dixie, why? Because if you're in my
lobby, I'm going to hear this breach charge, turn my head 45 degrees and pre-fire head level
immediately and charge it. If you breach charge a barricade, you're bad at the game. Period.
Wait a minute. He's using it as sound bait. Hold up. I'm a wrecked again. He's going to
do the classic bait and switch. He's going to create an explosion, break room door and
walk into side awfulness. The bait and switch worked. Okay. Never mind. I'm fully a wrecked
again okay we got to work on our recall control a little bit are you number
Number 15 or number 22.
Number 15, I'm going to be honest, bro.
Looks like a backup point guard.
Number 22, looks like he averages 18 a game at shooting guard or small forward.
I'm going to be honest, bro.
Listen, hey, don't take offense to it.
I was a backup point guard.
Like, bro, I was it, dude.
When I was in middle school, seventh and eighth grade, I played on the middle school basketball
team.
We didn't win a single game in two seasons.
We were the worst team in the county.
I was our third point guard.
I wasn't our starter, I wasn't our backup.
I was what was known as,
and a lot of you haven't even heard of this,
I was what was known as a fifth quarter player.
I'll let you figure that out,
what you think that means.
We would play the four quarters
and then the fifth quarter would start.
That's what I played.
People don't laughing.
I'm just being honest.
That's what I played.
Also, that scoreboard in the chat of a 59 to seven game,
that was a real screenshot taken
from my seventh grade game against Paul R. Smith
Middle School, when I played in the fifth quarter.
I was a fifth quarter player.
But listen, bro, being a backup playing card
is not a big deal, it doesn't matter.
It's about your heart, that's what it's about.
it's your hat it's about what it's about what's in your heart well that's what
it's about lies did you just yo yo did you just
Shut up, no scope, metal!
Tell this guy he's gonna be trapped!
So, Thatcher just EMPed a toolkit?
What are- drone, you have a drone. Throw your drone? Throw your drone? Throw your drone?
Throw your- alright. Two minutes on the clock. Drone in pocket. Full swings into a door with
Callie Sniper rifle. Also stop spinning this guy keeps spinning yo bro you're not
uh Pommage all right this this isn't a uh this isn't a quick scoping montage
Throw a drone out, this is siege.
I mean, kinda mid.
Okay, whatevs, you got one decent kill.
What?
Yo Jinxie, I voted you for gooner of the year.
Oh, that's all, thanks man, that's not an award. Appreciate you, bro.
appreciate you bro that's not an award so thanks man yo chat some support will
be appreciated guys I don't know click the link in the pin chat and actually
maybe vote for me in some awards instead of self-appointing gooner of the year
I don't goon! I don't vape!
I don't goon or vape!
Divertiti.
Divertiti.
Jack, does anybody know this language?
What is this language?
I know it's Italian just because Alibis Italian, right?
Divertiti.
Jack, what does this mean?
Jeff, what does this mean?
Forward is located at bomb. You know what to do.
Beat this.
I think this guy's champion.
Yo, he's in a PC lobby.
two guys with dots in their name.
You can't get a dot in your name on Xbox
or Burp Warning, Burp Warning, three, two.
You can't get a dot in your name in PS4 or Xbox,
it's only PC.
So this guy's queuing console versus PC.
Chad, I gave you a warning,
obviously turned down the volume.
Shot, shot.
That's a fucking, dude, that's a shot.
That's a shot, man.
Shot!
Yo, A2, I'm not gonna give you best tip of the day,
but what I will give you is, are you in Spencer's?
Chat, what I will give you is this, A2.
That is the, you're probably the best player of the day.
Jinxie, I'm your tightest fan.
Change that on the double.
Moths, let's get a permanent ban on Ragan underscore 864.
Jinxie, I hope you win best.
Okay, yep, not even gonna read the rest of that.
You're a delinquent, you're a delinquent.
Best lip ever seen in mankind.
All right, this guy's name is JunkoQT.
Hey, it's my birthday, Jinxie.
Whoa, whoa, who said that?
Who said it's their birthday?
Aka Kratos, happy birthday my boy, I wish Aka Kratos a happy birthday, Kratos happy
birthday to you my boy, hope you have a great beautiful, amazing fan tab of this day, NC
Double A clip.
What the fuck?
Okay, bro, what do the same people that make NCAA make Madden?
That is a cute dog. What type of dog is that? Oh my god, he has a bears. He has a bear's collar down bears
I actually like bears fans, you know, a lot of NFL fans piss me off, a lot of NFL fans piss me off, but bears fans are kind of funny. Because bro, y'all just get hammered, eat a deep dish pizza and then go down bears like I actually like the bears fans.
I kind of want to like check out Chicago I never been.
Literally, bro, the bears fans are kind of peak. I'm not going to lie to you.
Also, deep dish pizza is gas, literally, deep dish pizza is gas, I'm not gonna lie.
If you've never had it, try it.
Why are we not scoping in Brady?
Brady, you sent in a clip which means you're open to scrutinization.
Brady, you're entering the objective, it's a 5v3 scenario, post-plant scenario, she
makes just plant the diffuser.
Why are we not ADSing?
Like bro, Brady, do you want to be slapped in the face?
This isn't Call of Duty, this is a real man's game, alright?
Scope in or don't play Siege, period!
Mediocre Aim at Best!
Brady, second provoddle, you're aiming at penis level.
Guys, all of these problems you run into as a seed player can easily be fixed.
If you listen to anything I've said over the last seven years, why are you aiming at ball's
level?
You're literally aiming at the bottom of the sky's nut sack, bro, legitimately.
It's just not good, bro.
It's not a good clip, Brady.
Brady, no one shot a bullet at you, bro.
Why does it matter?
Why does it matter to aim at ball's level?
Well, let's think about this logically.
It's a one-shot headshot game.
The time to kill is fastest when you shoot somebody in the head.
So why would aiming at their nutsack be beneficial?
I don't know, you tell me.
You just asked me, oh yeah, ignore me.
The guy that dedicated his life to the game.
Ignore me, bro.
What language is this?
Frajalistico espericiro clip from Guadalajara.
Don't be a silly little liar, yes you do goon. Saludos desde Mexico. Chat this guy is a player
from Mexico. Avocados from Mexico. Recription. Life into the game's still emerald. Hi guys,
you're a moderator. Let's clean up the act a little bit kid. Okay, poison, already a
a problem. I've studied grates, stop in Mingo case and for years and years and years. I've
never seen any of those four players that I just named. Honestly, the four Kazakages
of Siege ever use the scope. If you use the scope, you are going to be stuck in silver
slash gold for years. Tee up a little bit, play a little bit better. Enemy can bat it
on gym window right now. It's an f-soup, so it's either twitch or solid snake. Assuming
everybody has a one-inch weiner, it's probably solid snake. Hopped it. Insight. Insight.
Plant. Wait, that? Okay, I don't think it can fit through that hole. Well, all right,
Rewind. I don't think the C4 can fit through that hole.
I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with your game.
Tom Brady? Oh my god!
Is this guy Tom Brady or what?
SHUT!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 10, 11, start the music.
In a 1v1 post-plan scenario as a defender, what I want all of you to start doing is start
diffusing for about two to three seconds.
The attacker is going to panic, they're going to sprint at you, get off and diffuse, shoot
them in the testicles, and get back on the diffuser and celebrate the round with joy.
What do you do?
You're taking the other approach.
The problem with this approach is if this guy runs away, you're burning time.
When you start defusing, you force them to you.
It's all about forcing plays.
Shot, though.
Good thing Twitch is a dumbass.
You just said don't shoot at the balls.
Chat, metaphor.
Testing your guys' knowledge.
Testing your guys' knowledge.
Now that is a cute dog.
My god, that is a cute puppy. Oh my goodness
Bro, I just want to I just want to pet him. I just want to pet his head
That is a cute puppy. That is cute
Dude, oh my god
Wow, what a cutie pie. What a cutie platooty, bro. Seriously
Dude what an aximal cutie like wow that was so cute that was so cute
Yo Jinxy, restart the stream just got back from the gym.
So instead of clicking the rewind button and scrolling back into the stream like a normal sane human being, you open your keyboard and tell me to restart my three hour broadcast.
How do you want me to do that bro? Do you want me to start like talking backwards? Like how do you want me to restart my three hour broadcast legitimately?
Next, you're going to come in from Flixms.
Far, far, do clips, six, seven, okay.
I'm better than you, Tyler, why, why, why, all right.
Guys, honestly, best clip of the day, who does it go to so far?
Who does best clip of the day go to so far?
la Lamborghini la Lamborghini 84 hard what are you a psychopath
Okay, bro is a quick peek merchant
I don't mind it though, I like-
I don't mind it though, I like...
Dare I say best clip of the day, potential.
Okay, is this like Stoppins little brother or something?
What's happening right now?
Fireball?
Shot!
Ace!
Ace!
Ace!
Ace!
Ace!
That's the best clip of the day.
That's a console controller player.
That's the best clip of the day.
And it's not even close.
Flixums, I want to be clear when I tell this to you, bro. That is the best clip
I've watched in probably three to four clip sessions.
And also, we're gonna end the clip session there because I have to clean up the cream on my pants.
BRB, Shadow Clone Jiu-Jitsu!
BRB chat. Wow, what a clip, honestly. What a clip. Best clip of the day.
best clip of the day best clip of the day oh my god oh my god
wow what a f***ing clip wow best clip of the month
so where's my phone at bro bro i think i lost my phone what the f***
Oh, I found it.
Sweet!
Oh, no, I didn't.
Bro, where's my frigging phone at, yo?
If you would just get up and teach him, yo high fives, can you call my phone, high fives?
Thank you.
you
Yo chat, I don't know where my phone is, this is actually bad, bro, I think I lost my phone.
Yo, hi guys, hi guys, could you grab my phone please?
I don't know where it is.
La, la boquinha!
I don't know.
Put it on my phone, yes, man. Fuck!
Dude, what the freak?
I don't know where I put my phone at.
No, Chad, it's not even phone stream. I just have to find this.
I don't know where my phone is.
I've called it two times.
Check where you fell.
Oh my God, it was under my chair.
Mod that guy.
Yo, hi guys.
You called?
Yo, hi guys.
Thank you for calling.
I
Know I'd like to thank you for calling
What game
Broncos chiefs
Yes, what oh
Shit, fuck you mean. Oh shit. Yeah, I think it's gonna be good for real. Who's your prediction? Who's your prediction?
I'm going to stay Broncos. I'm going to be real.
Yeah, so here's a guy who doesn't know ball. Let me explain this to you.
Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback in the past 10 to 15 years.
Last season was the worst season of his entire career.
Those demons and monsters have been living in Patrick Mahomes head for the last off season.
He's going to drop an absolute bomb on the Denver Broncos tonight.
Jack, if I'm lying, I'm flying the chief.
The chief shocked the world
and beat the Broncos tonight.
Third warning is Patrick Mahomes is walking onto that field
with one functioning leg
and the other one he's dragging behind him.
He's got a tight end who is 45 dating Taylor Swift
during the studio all night.
He doesn't practice, bro.
He's been, he looks like he's been fucking
eating that fucking, I don't even know, bro.
He's been eating.
He's been eating a lot.
That guy's gone up to 100 pounds.
All right?
Do you understand that?
Also, on top of that, bro,
he's got a wide receiver that just gets fucking speedy.
Pardon?
He doesn't care, bro.
He's got a wide receiver like this.
It doesn't matter, all right?
Yo, bro, yo, bro, bro, bro.
Hi, guys.
You have this like nuance, recency bias, ball knowledge, listen to me and listen to me clear.
Patrick Mahomes, mother fuckers forget how good at football Patrick Mahomes is.
I'm telling you this now, Chad. Patrick Mahomes tonight is dropping four to five touchdowns
minimum and beating the Denver Broncos. Mark my words, I know ball.
Well, hi guys. He's the goddamn truth, bro. You know the guy has three rings, right?
So what I want you to do, bro, after hanging up this call, I actually need you to call up
Chris Collins for us. And then I need you to tell him that you're actually taking his job.
Because my god, bro, you are sucking on it, bro. I'm not going to lie. You are given the
Here's a guy who, I'm going to be honest, looks a little Mahomey, yeah bro, just to
be for real bro, like, hi guys, it's recency bias, it's nuance bro, y'all are recency
bias because the Broncos were better than the Chiefs last year.
Yo chat, Patrick Mahomes is going to bounce back, I don't know Patrick Mahomes, Patrick
Mahomes doesn't know me, I'm not a glazer, I am a factual human.
This guy is the best quarterback in the last 10 years, barring Tom Brady, okay?
You think he's not going to see an opener, but about to ask?
You're crazy.
Have you seen the tankathon setting, the seats?
Oh.
What is this?
What the hell is this shit?
This is right now, so the Bucs would get the first pick in the NFL draft right now.
I know it's week one, I know, but the Bucs sucks, so I don't even think they'll...
But this is so fucking inaccurate because this is saying the Dolphins we get the 13th pick. There's no way man. There's no way
Obviously, this is after week one. So there's a lot of tiebreakers and shit. But listen
It says that you guys would get the first kick and you would get Jeremiah Smith
I mean does that turn you like your feelings around about the team say you get Jeremiah Smith
Or do you still hate the organization and hope it burns?
If we get Jeremiah Smith, I will attend every Tampa Bay Buccaneers game with a full blown
erection in my pants.
I'll be at every game, I'll get season's fucking tickets, and I'll get absolutely hammered
drinking Michelob Ultras from 1 to 4 p.m. shout out messy.
If we land Jeremiah Smith, the NFC South doesn't have to get ready.
the country has to get ready. Baker Mayfield, Emeka, Buka, Jeremiah Smith, James, no one's
guarding anything.
Not bad, kid, not bad. What about, you know, the O-line?
Tristan Werf, we're chilling. Bing, Ginny. Hi, guys.
Bro, yeah, bro. Yo, Steelers, nice win, man. Y'all are going to go nine and eight again.
I appreciate that. Nobody freaking cares. Yo, you guys go nine and eight every year and suck dicks in the playoffs
Wait, wait, who's in the FC north it's like the who
So first we'll start oh, it's the Ravens the Ravens the Browns the Bengals. Yeah, you're not winning shit
Lamar Jackson's gonna lay that hammer down
He never does well against the Steelers, just so you know.
But it's all good.
Hi, guys. Do you know Mike Tomlin was playing Minecraft for the last 10 years?
Oh, yeah. Hey, bro.
That's why you guys weren't winning playoff games, bro.
Bro had like a full-on survival world where he was building bases.
You guys suck, bro. You guys are just...
Yeah, he was building a whole city in fucking super, super flat creative
instead of drawing up plays and trying to get TJ Watt to the to the to the to the quarterback. So I
don't know, bro. I don't know who's worse, bro. Mike Tomlin or who's your who's your coach?
He who shall not be named fucking Voldemort fucking Voldemort. I hate our coach. Yo,
I guess I'm going to hang up, bro. You guys are definitely going to win the Super Bowl this year.
Wait, what are you playing, bro? What are you playing? I don't know. I don't know, son.
Okay, sounds good, bro.
All right, I'll see you kitten.
Meow.
Now, Chad, here's a hypothetical question that I want to ask if you watch the NFL.
Would you rather be the worst team in the NFL and get the first round pick in Jeremiah Smith?
Or would you rather be the Pittsburgh Steelers go nine and eight, losing the first round of the playoffs and then never be able to build anything because you never get good draft picks?
What would you rather be?
I'd rather be the worst team and get Jeremiah Smith.
I'm going to be honest, like I'm going to be honest, man.
Hey, Jinxy, I unnominated you for Streamer of the Year.
You deserve it.
Yo, Taco Bell Manager, thank you.
Hey, Jinxy, I hate you, all right.
Taco Bell Manager, thank you, bro.
Like what a fucking psycho.
Now chat, it's not a phone stream, give me a second, it's not a phone stream.
Chat what game should we play?
What game should we play?
Joe Bart nominated you for streamer to your chat is there a clip
W Bart man W Bart
Which I'm gonna get a water is there a clip of that chat I
Know I don't know I'm gonna get a water be RV one second guys, and then we gotta figure out what game we're playing
Thank you.
you
Last Friday night, yeah, we did some tabletops, think we kissed, but I forgot this Friday
night.
Do it all again.
Do it all again.
This Friday night.
DJ passed out in the yard.
Do it all lucky this Friday night, DJ passed out in the yard.
Does anybody have the joke clip?
Anybody got the joke clip?
CS Rocket League.
Chad, I was thinking, bro, CS Premier could be fun, Rocket League ranks could be fun.
I could try to hit Ultimate Champion on Clash.
I could try to hit Diamond 3 on Siege.
I need, dude, I need like three wins for gold.
I don't know if I want to play league today.
League pissed me off yesterday.
I'm out of kidding.
Gucci, how do you find every clip?
Like Gucci, one line of the truth.
It's going to be Gucci in chat.
Joe Bert.
Streamer of the year.
The best overall streamer of 2026.
Jynxie.
Joe.
It's Jynxie.
It's Jynxie.
It's Jynxie.
And it's not, and I hate to say it.
It's Jynxie.
And it's not and I hate to say it. I'm going to be mad if anyone else wins this
Can I say that and that might be controversial and
That might piss people off because they think that like Kai or case though or anybody else deserves this
case those streams every
Fucking day case that are not case. Oh jinx these streams every fucking day
consistently entertaining, elevating their brand and standing out and leaving a lasting
mark on their viewers.
Jinxie streams every single fucking day, Jinxie streamed every single day for the last two
fucking years.
Jinxie doesn't miss a day of stream, he streamed for 700 days straight, he averages 50,000
viewers every single fucking day and he plays every game under the goddamn sun.
He does Marathon's constantly clobbing, he does more than Kai, he does.
Joe man like yo, bro. W. W. Joe literally man like that is bro that is so cool to see that Gucci
I don't know how you find these Gucci. Are you just like the truth? Are you literally the truth?
Oh chat also I saw another thing I saw um what's it called I saw Lacey is doing like a NFL tour
Like he's going to like every like NFL game. I think that's so cool, bro
Or he's going to NFL game every week. I think that is actually sick
Like that is legitimately sick bro, that is fire
Yeah, let's do everybody do it on Twitch. Let's see what's happening today. Okay, Mooda
Unvitalment classic XQC and whatever and knowing like the bugs no pixel
Love because China's excuse you've been grinding no pixel offer. There is a Katie be just went live
DJ
What the what in the world?
Modern life you peak Jason still has not shaved this mustache, huh?
Okay, uh, Tyler one league game classic
True chat true chat
The amount of like self-hatred that you got to do for this every day is just true chat true chat Aussie
Wait, it's actually meant to be very oh my god
Mode light playing ladder probably number one in the world
Yeah, bro, that is switch for today chat now guys couple of things bro, which I'm a call it
Oh my god, my nuts my nuts are scratching my nuts are scratching couple of things chat
I want to get on no pixel today. I can't get on no pixel today. I'm gonna get on no pixel
Probably this week by probably I mean like 90% chance. I can't get on no pixel today
So today we could try to do some sweaty gaming now chat
I
Could try to get ultimate champion in flash. I'm gonna be live to like 830. I'm gonna be live for the next four hours
It's gonna be like a seven-hour stream. I went live early
I'm gonna start going live early more because of NFL games also chat a lot of y'all is from Europe
So it's not even early for y'all feel like to get it all though
Rock it leaks a good shout to rocket leaks a good shout to so for our poll chat
Bro kind of what I want to try to do is I want to try to get diamond I
Want to try to get diamond three in seed and then get ultimate champion in clash
Rocket League is a good chat, too. Okay, run a pool chat. R6, push diamond 3. Rocket League, push diamond 2, which I'm going to call it.
CS Premier is a good chat as well. Flash round, push ultimate champion. And there's another game. What's the other game?
CS Premier, I have CS Premier in there.
CS Premier, Rocket League, Clash.
What's the other one?
R6, Diamond, 3-push, yep.
Somebody said 2K.
Heartbreak, emoji.
None, thank you.
League, I don't know if I want to play League today.
I could try to push Golden League though.
Fine, okay fairs fairs
Put Simon 3 and Siege option number one
Option number two. I'll roll actually, you know what I'll run the pole because I can I can I can I can I can
Just end your stream, bro. Hold up. Where's this motherfucker at?
Where's this motherfucker at scroll up find this motherfucker?
Scroll the middle scroll the fuck up. Where's he at? Where's he at?
Where's he at? I saw this guy. I saw this guy. Ah. Oh, play overwatch. Play overwatch.
Just end your stream, bro. Yo, King's back. I'm not gonna end my stream. You can just
leave the fucking stream. Archie, here are the polls. I'm gonna give you guys goals for
for all of these polls.
Ooh, that rhymed.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, vote, three-minute poll.
R6, push, diamond three.
Clash, push, UC.
League, push, gold.
I think I'm three wins away, which is insane.
Which is insane.
CS2, premiere.
Rocket League placements.
DJ passed out in the chat. This is good. These are five different games, five different objectives. Ladies and gentlemen, vote.
Who said last option goon session? Guys, this stream, it's not like this isn't browsers, y'all. This is a gaming stream.
don't fucking do goon sessions or goonathons.
Jack, vote on this poll.
Also guys, dare I say song spot?
Dare I say we rip song spot?
Guys, vote on this poll.
this is
bro it's
there it is
r.i.p man
this name wait i'm sorry i'm sorry that's fine i just think i did low
me time. Actually, however, I had that.
That's French.
How do y'all know?
Sweet, it's Swedish?
Wait, it's not French.
Chad, that's Swedish?
Are you serious?
Are you for real?
What?
That's fucking Swedish?
Bro, what?
What?
What?
This game is so evicting.
Ah!
I found peace in your violence, please show me there's no point in driving, I've been
I'm the goddamn truth. Impossible. That would have been a great, that would have been a
crazy prefire. Well, he you know, you know, you know, I want you. It's not a secret I try to hide.
Folk. You know, I want you. Zach Efron makes songs.
I
Want to know who motherfucking represented in here tonight
How can I explain myself
To the people me people me yeah, but it's a bit low-wage down to shit some cut up to bro. What is this? Oh, yeah, nice for what?
0.1 seconds. I mean, is that not Aura?
I'm just gonna guess it's called Maniac.
But by who?
You wanted me dead so you shot
Thank you
Slay
Frank Ocean
No, it's Frank Ocean. This Frank
This Frank Ocean
2016 YouTube intro
2016 YouTube intro is this not?
China is this not? 2000?
How do y'all know?
Country.
Country.
Who the fuck is Jungkook?
Stranger Things!
STRANGER THINGS!
I found I was actually gonna like from the start let's do 30 sec preview
you know I'm all about that bass about that bass no treble I'm all about that bass about that bass no
travel. You know I'm all about that. But that's not travel.
Delight. Delight. But it's Rico.
you
you
you
you
you
What bro it's from frigging sugar Korean wait chat that was Korean chat that was Korean
Why don't you just meet me in the middle I'm losing my mind just a little
Oh my god I love this song
Barret
Ariana, that's Ariana
Bro, nobody else are here on this game.
What?
Harder.
Here we go.
Can't focus.
Hey mama rock me.
It's not called rock me mama though.
It's called something.
This song's so good.
Darby Nunes!
Oh my god!
Oh darby darby, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Bro, come on.
That is the classic Darwin Nunes song.
The weekend, nah.
Wait, a cane, a soul.
Praise the Lord.
I praise the Lord, take what's mine, and make people a boob.
Lining round the corner, lining up the block, you know.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
I've been off with you.
You've been off with me, my sweetheart.
Get out of my life.
Cause I'm not snap
I'm riding a song
But I'm gonna start to get cold
What's that?
So
So
Suicide
you
you
you
you
you
You
Okay, no, no, no y'all were already typing bad bunny before he even started
How I don't understand how do you guys know it's bad bunny?
How did y'all got it bro you guys got it to the biggest of bros
Y'all knew okay
Wait wait hold up
My fuck is always in a barber shop
This is love so I guarantee it. This is motherfuckers always in a barber shop. This is love so so intro
Hey
Right
All right, we ended on that note, but I'm telling you bro, it's just like dude, dude, it's just falling out of it, bro
Let's see what we can do.
I'm going to go take off kittens.
Let's see what we can do.
Let's do it.
Let's fucking go bro.
Can we have diamond three and see today.
Let's see it.
Rob.
Rob.
Rob.
Rob.
Rob.
Rob.
Rob.
you
you
what?
What?
Rory's in Rovers, these whole luchy salsa,
hit them with that cobra, now that boy's slumped over,
they do it off a salsa, you boys ain't making no noise.
Y'all remember the old boy, the boy from that bullboy.
Johnny John with the 100 gifted subsc-
I think she own Johnny John with the 100 gifted,
put that black ice in my ass.
W. Johnny in the chat, bro.
XT with the tier one.
Seven out of 10 wallpaper today.
Yeah, it's like an ice snow mountain with a road over it.
Not bad.
Gennie, I want to be OG FIFA clip.
Man, I'm going to break my monitor.
I am, well, Gennie, you guys remember.
I'm going to break my monitor, man.
I am, well, Gennie, you guys remember that clip?
Does that guy still stream FIFA?
God, that guy's the truth.
EA. Are you going to fix your servers?
Are you going to fix your servers?
I'm going to break my monitor man. I swear
Classic literally a classic
Crossy yes, crossy legitimately a fucking classic like legitimately
Legitimately a fucking classic
You see any tips from getting from emerald to low plat wait getting to emerald from low pot
I mean brother number one way to rank up in this game is literally just a stack
Like bro listen to me and listen to be clear
When you solo queue, and this doesn't just go for siege, this goes for any game, when
you solo queue, you are basically playing the game on nightmare difficulty.
You ever played a horror game and just put it to nightmare difficulty?
That's what you're doing when you solo queue.
Your teammates have them abot me, they don't use their mic, they scroll through chik-tok
in the drone phase, they jerk off, they blame you for everything.
They don't drone, they don't set up site, they lock in their favorite weapons and they
barely use their mic.
You solo queue in seeds you are literally playing on nightmare difficulty, but if you stack, it's slightly limit key because here's a general gaming rule and let me know if you agree or disagree.
If you can't solo queue to a rank, you don't deserve that rank, bro.
I'm going to say this again a little louder for the peeps in the back.
If you can't solo queue to a rank, you don't deserve the rank.
I'm gonna be honest, bro
Says you high-bives put a sock in it high-bives put a sock in I'm gonna solo queue the champ right now ass wipe
How does the mother solo get a champ right now ass wipe?
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me chat. I'm adding a delay. I'm not dead
I'm not vaping. Screen's gonna go blue. I'm adding until I
Fly low I'm gonna get dude. I'm gonna get a snack. What's a good gaming snack chat? Maybe a granola bar
Ooh, I think I have peanut butter crackers, actually.
Chat, hold up, one second.
Because maybe.
I
Yeah, this is for real holy shit
Yo, Chad!
Yo, Chad!
Peanut butter crackers with milk.
Sweet!
Holy protein intake.
butter crackers with milk.
Sweet.
Hello.
All right.
I'm going to play siege and
shit down everybody's throat.
You know what?
I'm turning to the dark side.
I don't care anymore.
If we're going to run around and
play solid snake, we're going to
run around and play solid snake.
I'm like Anakin Skywalker after he
meets with Emperor Palpatine.
I'm just going to play solid snake.
They need to locate a bomb.
Lemicky, I caught it what it is bro.
Listen man, if everybody's going to sit here and play solid snake, can this bird stop?
Thank you.
If everybody's going to sit here and play solid snake, I'm going to sit here and play
I saw a snake let's large scale
Jinx see I'm installing siege for my first time first time messenger from gray sama don't do it
bro
this guy just said drone maybe you'll go i'm a solid snake player i don't need to
drone
my location is clear
I
Careful my raiders picked up a threat nearby three enemy combatants spotted in the objective
Don't ever beat me
Why is there a one-mine?
Caged inside behind the black boxes, caged inside behind the black boxes.
Prayer process, yep, still behind the black boxes.
Kill the cave.
If you go to the breach, you can- nice guys.
Lovely flanking, lovely- nice guys.
You gotta be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonder world
Yo if you're one of those people that roams the planet and doesn't drink straight up cold
I genuinely think there's a 9% chance you might be a serial killer.
Bro, cold milk is absolutely incredible.
And then people are always like, you drink milk, you drink milk.
Yo bro, just get calcium mogged, bro.
You're absolutely calcium mogged.
Yes, I drink milk.
I drink milk every night.
Before I go to sleep, I drink milk.
I can run the ace for you if you want to run thatch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, at what age did you stop wetting the bed?
This is awkward.
Am I muted?
There does seem to be a bar in there.
Yo bro relax a little bit.
I mean you.
Insertion in 10 seconds.
5 seconds to go.
in 10 seconds. 5 seconds to go. A bomb must be located and defused.
Only passion. Yeah, this guy's dialed.
Bottom aim slightly clear.
I lazy drowned it.
The tower's clear.
They got holes this time.
They got fields.
and they're playing people
oh all righty got it
no worries
i crossed the road
you think you're kidding me
i'm not gonna say that
oh my god
shop
swing
i mean
Shit, should be honest with you man, she's a bad tank, shit, funnest fucks.
Get this fuck, oh my, guys, that's my baby, god.
You're one below, one opposite.
Save a lie he had, just got tried.
Jeb, save a lie he had, just got tried on that angle.
One friendly on the left.
All friendlies have been eliminated.
Good try guys.
Shake that one off.
opposite site this time. I think if they don't bring any breaching out, we just keep breaching
this exterior wall. Let's go A for sure A's here.
Guys, not to address the 900 pound elephant in the room here,
But this might be some juicy Elo for the boys. If we win this, they have three diamonds.
Am I muted?
This might be the most awkward team I've ever been on. They actually just call out. We can't have like a combo.
can they hear me oh they're not first floor so probably don't oh that's the problem
there yo guys sorry about that I think my mic was bugging out all good 10 seconds you're
I'm going to reach this exterior wall with Ace here and I'm going to get Chattie on that bridge.
Okay, finally you got your mic on.
Chad, that should look like a foul in for Thanos.
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonder world
You're playing close on that thing
Jinxie, I voted you for Biggest Streamer Dog
Okay
I've said this many times my penis is relatively average size relatively average size penis big heart
And all the roads are leading us on my
I
There are many things that I like to say to you, but I don't know
Because they
Get down to be the one that
and that's an enemy I didn't even notice I thought that was scope of this robot
TC they could have found all good if I decided a map I would literally suck a
a dick to get off of this map. I think we banned solid snake honestly. Definitely banned snake.
We got this easy on defense. My snake is solid right now.
Wendy Day. You need a lot of kins here. Yo man, I got fried off a pixel and then that round
um that one was on me that one was on me
but you know what though i'm lowkey the second coming of stomping so what i'm gonna do here
is because i'm the second coming of stomping i'm gonna drop five kills this round i thought he
was your son i thought you were better than i just see now just see now uh well you know we
We can stop when we go back and forth, but I'd say right now is better than me.
Type of five in the chat if you have a solid snake right now.
Type of four in the chat if you're confused by the question.
Three in the chat if you like turtles.
There are many things that I don't want to say to you but I don't know how.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds in counting.
Let's shout it out.
You must protect your bombs from being defused by the enemy.
All the boats are leading us, it's blinding.
There are many things that I'd like to say to you, but I don't know how.
Because maybe you're gonna be the one that takes me.
Nice try. Good try. Where's Ace's location and hit points?
They're coming from my, uh, the tower side of him.
Yeah, old tower right now.
You're gonna, you're definitely turning that shit on.
Boom chicka boom boom boom.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Jinxie School of Seeds. Today we're going to be initiating
a flank. My teammates called out that they're entering from Tower, so what do I do? Shoot
a drone, rotate, I have a C4, put over the soft wall. Now, I am streaming the game, so
there's a 15% chance they're going to be pre-amming the extreme slamming. But if not, it's all
good pepper five in the chat if you have a solid snake right now
sweet!
Blating stream snipe from the enemy combatants.
All right!
Active droning two minutes into the round but a five before.
All righty.
Low key though maybe he's not stream sniping because I feel like if he was
He wouldn't be on his drone.
Like he would just be aiming at it with a grenade.
Yeah, horse call as well.
And out of roads are the most splendid.
There are many things that I want to say to you, but I don't know.
I'll put it for you, I'll put it for you.
Nice, nice.
Sweet!
Hold on a minute, hold on a minute.
I'll put it in your mouth!
Sit the fuck down, bot!
Drink milk for maximum calcium intake.
Jack, do I have calcium cannons?
There are many things.
Guys, really good start.
Really good double kill.
Oh, baby, a triple.
Okay, what do you think about it?
Maybe not the third one.
They ran double shields there.
Yeah, this game is basically just cock simulator.
So what we're going to do is we're going to ban snake, blackbeard,
then probably blitz, and they're going to have no cock operators left.
There I'm headed.
If you see the how it is, let me know.
You know or yeah, it's basically all competitive CJ's is who has the smaller penis
So like if you go snake day most blitz blackbeard, you're probably gonna win a game
It just depends how it just depends how small your wiener is
These guys right me these guys have remarkably small penises because we banned snake and they went right into blackbeard
Or it's hoping for security area
Well
First up
How old are you guys?
Would you say you have a solid snake
So flaccid snake right now I find a solid snake, but I think I have erectile dysfunction
Reptile dysfunction. No erectile dysfunction. It means I get random bonus for no reason
No, it's when you get boners for like hours or then maybe I have a reptile function. I don't know
Here's what's doing
Matias think of what you want
Let me see Chad. I always have a boner. You guys know this
Every time I'm assuming I'm almost always break down
And if you got this one to leave tonight, we can go anywhere you'd like.
Stand in a grim- or stand in a mutant with a swag. Yeah, get grimmed.
Yo, Grimm, you should keep peeking at...
Don't be mad.
Teach!
SWEET!
But why am I so much better than you?
RAAAAAAA!
That's one ball I did.
But two in the chat if you have a solid snake from this game play right now
There are many things
Yo smoke smoke don't worry I got this smoke
He's one HP, one lucky, he's one HP, one lucky.
There are many things that I'd like to say to you, but I don't know how I-
You didn't have it.
Because maybe
I gotta be the one that saves me
It's just like when I step into a lobby people really feel my penis in their ass. It's just I don't know how to explain it
I don't ask me it's full on dry rub panofok entration. It's penetration
I'm literally in that ass every round. I'm C4 and you from below then I'm pranking you then I'm pre-firing you then
and I'm ripping your head off.
It's like, you just feel my presence.
God damn it, God damn it.
You just feel my presence.
Oh, they made your music.
Sam, thank you for the prime.
Yeah, Target Band, those are the things
that actually make my penis larger.
When you Target Band me, it just gives me more powers.
Chad, do they know?
Keep Target Banding you.
Do they know I'm top one Masi Global?
Chad, do they know I'm top one Masi Global?
Sam, thank you for the prime.
Ethan, tier one.
Hatred from Denver, mobs!
Are those a guy spamming hatred from Denver?
Can we ban him?
Secure the bombs.
Because maybe.
Yo bro!
Thanks for the drone.
the drone yo bro if you're typing exclamation mark allegations in the
chat what do you want to come up exactly what do you want to come up man
10 seconds left, push in pace!
down at 5 seconds
EA are you going to fix your servers?
are you going to fix your servers?
I'm going to break my monitor man, I swear!
It's out!
Shoot these skulls, that's a drone for us!
It's out!
Yeah, March is in the hallway, she has help though, or she has help though.
Why don't we put another shrimp on the Barbie?
Don't ever show me your feet, Montane.
I have a flip fetish.
Sweet.
Superb.
Here we come.
Monty's right here.
Right here is not going to real call out.
Nice, guys.
Guys.
Nice.
Guys.
Guys.
guys nice nice nice nice thanks for the elo appreciate it
face g2 thanks for the elo, elo on thanks for the elo, happy young bar, thanks for the elo
yo guys it's been an absolute pleasure and stay classy San Diego I hope you
Stay hard as a rock, Jinxie, for the whole day.
Whoa.
Good luck, brother.
Yo, honestly, I'm probably going to go rub one out
after that five and three performance.
Switch.
There you go.
How much did I get?
Wait, I got plus 20?
I got plus 20?
10, I got plus one.
How much movie how much you know did I get?
How do I feel how do I view how do I view I don't know how much you know I got
Hey, man, just a request like
Acting for a friend. Can I not play fortress?
And I'm not a complainer, but it's like my god
Like what happened to the old Matt? I feel like I haven't played cafe in a month. I'm like born in a week. Oh
I got plus 22
I mean, I don't know how I'm gonna get champ guys. So look you do I have to like beat a um, that's like beat a champ
Stop. What do I gotta do?
I might get only get a little bit dude. I need three wins for gold that is cray cray sister.
That's cray cray. In order. I need two more wins for diamond three. I want to get diamond
three. Bro but I'm getting plus 20. I got plus 34.
sweet. Okay, I'm fine. I'm showing them Bing, Jillith. Chat, who knows that mean Bing, Jillith.
Sending hate from Lithuania. Okay.
Okay?
Danny with the Prime Stuff.
Jinxie, thanks for the daily content.
Danny, thank you for the daily support, my boy.
He got canceled for that?
Wait, John Cena got canceled for being chilling?
Watch.
That was like an iconic commercial, being chilling.
your face is so comfortable mobs timeout is underscore mccrystal thank
you for the problem check chiefs Bronx tonight who do you got man listen I know
a lot of people are gonna be leaning towards the Broncos for tonight because
last season was horrible for the chiefs great for the Broncos let's not forget
who Patrick Mahomes is bro all right this guy's the best quarterback in the
last decade. He's going to have a bounce back season. It's season opener for Patty Mahomes.
It's Monday night football, prime time football, all of America watching. Patrick Mahomes going
for four five touch shots.
Villa, I'll suck a dick for Villa. I'm not mad at the border though. I'm not mad at the
Honestly,
Lakey as in Jim Lakey.
Oh, my teammate's combat.
What do you even have to do to get combat? I've never gotten combat.
Like, I mean, surely he's just ripping it, right? Like how else would he get combat?
W Villa Glace? Yeah, I think Villa's probably the most
I just, uh, uh, underrated map in the game.
It's so good.
Villa's so good.
Villa's such a good map.
You know, border, dude, border is a good map, though.
Border is a damn good map.
I'm not mad at all border gameplay.
I fucking love border.
Bro, I think, like, just nothing beats the classics.
Shout out TSM myth.
Bro, I like cafe.
I like villa.
I like border.
I like chalet.
I like organ.
I like clubhouse.
I like bank.
Like, I just think nothing beats the classics.
Call those in do what yeah, what do you want me to call those? I think he's in Italy right now
I'm pretty sure right now. Los is in Italy
Mingo in my chat types 5 and 13
Yo, Mingo, I do the worst map banner in North America ball
Yeah, he said bring back Bartlett.
You know, Bartlett University would be a competitive disaster that max way too big way too much rooms way too much corners.
I'm on ass. Who am I feeling like? Who am I? Who am I feeling like? I feel like stomping
right now. What am I feeling like? I'm on ass? Who the fuck am I feeling like?
Insertion in 10 seconds. Insertion in 5 seconds. You found a bomb.
Is your name lehi as in Jim lehi or Randy lehi?
Our Jim lehi sweet holy ball knowledge got a little bet show Cory Trevor Trevor Cory Cory lehi
probably the best slapstick comedy in netflix history
i do see bruh i better lock in bruh
i mean bruh i'm the best part of the world
like just clear out kid please i'm inside here
All right, that's Robb.
Did she make sound like Squidward?
No, he doesn't.
Bad positioning.
Skopo's dead in three, two, one.
Switch!
Bad positioning!
And all the roads are leaving air as blinded.
I'm gonna do the mingle. I'm gonna slow walk archives here
I'm gonna slow walk archives and probably make
I've never lost this.
3, 2, 1!
Just two found.
You're right, bro.
I told you you fucking break
You did not call that out. I said you're right, bro. He's in there like that's the same
That room is 500 feet wide.
You did not get on the ground.
You're my wife.
My wife.
What is that?
What is that?
What do you mean by my wife?
You're my wife.
That means somebody's in that room about to swing you,
you fucking idiot, bro.
Great.
I have 15 seconds left with my whole team.
You're different.
You're different.
You're different.
You're an animal on the ground.
I'm sure I'm going to get on the ground.
Get on the ground, get on the ground.
You know, does that play as bro?
Alright, I understand you're a bot. I understand you're a bot, but let me explain this to you slowly.
If you want to give an actual call out, you would be saying like, but crouched behind office desk to your right.
Isn't a call out to my right. What? What?
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. I know I'm right. I know I'm right. I'm a twenty-three-time champion. I know I'm right. You're not doing it.
Tonight, don't listen to the room. When I say you're right, that means just enjoy that room.
And for you to be a fucking streamer, and your handset is not good enough to like indicate or even hear that because I heard him in that corner.
I just said to you right tonight, look to your right. I heard him in that corner. You didn't even like, either think to look to the right of the room and like you're fucking easy.
I just get a general par like that he's there
Not a bully bro
You're right man you win yeah, good boy. Yeah, bro back down a little what?
I'm not gonna argue with an emerald player, not gonna argue with an emerald player.
Yeah, hold on, I'm gonna drop top east.
Top east here.
Bottom square is clear, they're gonna have roamers upstairs, we gotta draw this.
Yeah, a lot of us on 3-ping.
And raiding.
of the
man
of
the
Yo, he's in armory, solace is in armory. Archives is clear, fountains clear, solace is in armory.
on the
point
of
five
of
five
of
five
of
five
five
of
five
of
one friendly operator remaining
what the fuck
15 seconds left
10 seconds left
all friendlies have been
committee vote, I think we should TK him
Why'd you know I'm a click brown this way why did you go?
Why don't this click brown? Why'd you team killed a competitive game?
Row ran right across my screen in two seconds
Yeah, you're shooting at nothing though, bro. I'm shooting at literally a ghost
You're shooting at Casper the ghost like don't try to flip this on me. Psychopath
It was running around doing what?
So you're gonna shoot me and then you're not gonna take accountability for shooting me as you're pre-firing the air
Love fries. Yeah, you're not getting champion my boy love fries bro
No believe I get it
Wow pretty disgusting team here
Yeah, just getting blamed and shot horrible callouts getting blamed for not listening to the horrible callouts
Well, Zeus is primed.
That's insane.
That's disgusting.
Why am I getting team killed though?
I don't understand, bro.
I don't know why am I getting too cute.
In all the walls.
I'm being located upon.
I'm blinding.
Dream team?
I mean, bro, we could easily win this game, but we just have to get around.
We have to get around.
Yeah, we have to get around.
Average day on the seats.
Now this team's extra demonic.
I'm going to be out.
This team's psychotic.
There are many things that I.
Well, Flores is going to this like barbecue chicken for Flores.
Check this little bit of barbecue chicken for Flora's, I'm gonna get all the barbed wire,
all the thorns, sight to gaff.
It's just nightmare difficulty seeds to be honest.
Is it worth solo queuing?
I mean it depends bro.
By the end of the session do you want to be gouging your eyes out?
So then yeah, you should probably solo queue if you literally want to die. I don't know if any other reason why I'd be good
of
the
Nice nice nice nice nice nice
Bro he has pink that looks so good
He has pink black ice on the SMG 12
Oh that looks so good oh my god
what this guy's low by the way I put this guy like one health
watch out what did I say I said it straight up barbecue chicken if I go
flores here I mean that's what it takes to be champion bro you have to analyze
the situation see the objective find the weakness attack the weakness
BAM THE DEAL! Let's infiltrate the supplies!
So what I thought about, man.
Uh, Vansault on Snake. This operator needs to...
...miss you, man.
Chad, that's what the fuck I'm talking about, man.
Alright, my team is for lobotomites, but this is solo QCG.
I'm gonna have to really step up here
if I'm gonna win this game.
And after.
J-Hawk, the good run.
Shout out to the good CCSG season, sweet!
Shout out to Mingo and Stompin'.
Stamble's on it today.
Bro, should I?
Hmm, dare I say?
Solid Snake equals running with phone.
She's right, bingo.
Solid Snake equals five IQ.
Yo, I need a rotation on this thing.
Thank you.
I was going to do that anyway bro bro, setting board time.
Bro what's that?
What the fuck is this guy's problem?
Honestly what is this guy's issue?
Fuck's wrong with this dude seriously.
10 seconds, bottom location compromised and planned accordingly.
He's a little broke me?
Like 5 seconds.
Bro I'm asking for a rotate man.
I'm not asking for like a hand job.
If you're looking for a bomb, get ready to engage.
See you.
Explosive weapon is out in frame.
of
the
I see the razor blue.
We didn't grab this, Barco.
Like, now you guys are ass!
Why are you roaming?!
Like, why are you roaming?!
This is that ashes inside 20 HP.
I
Yo, did they like do they like PayPal you guys or something what's up right now?
Bandits roaming with a thumb up his ass Ash walked in site uncontested like do we even
want to win I'm getting team killed what is this squad yeah that can't walk me down like
Trayvon Martin bro what am I supposed to do who is that what Mooney they go to five gifted
bro yeah bro I don't know bro I think what it is is we're just not playing well man we
We need more traps brother just walking in sight.
Definitely follow.
Definitely thank you for the follow.
La La Land.
Who's in La La Land?
Ben Nido bro.
Dan, who's Danny?
Ben Nido.
First off being dumb bro for you pissing me off, man.
damn neater
you know who bad it is bro you know who bad it is
yo this team is like
you guys are the most interesting team I've ever encountered in my entire life bro
protect the bombs
like I don't know if this is like a troll job but this shit is sorry yo
on some real shit
bro it gives me no fucks back back
you saw some market cap now hundred million wait who be sauce market cap
it's at 900 million yes and it's like a dollar a dollar sure
again no cut you just invested invested invested the game bro is
no one save me
he's back
are you in a dead water
we gotta have more
in a little bit
have fun in a little bit
he's back
it is full of facts bro
full of facts bro
honestly
what am I doing
I got him actually down. I'm actually down here.
All right.
Let's use all of our utility on Jinxie!
Yo, I guarantee you they're gonna be all over Top East.
Sure, I want them all over me.
Alright.
Chat, what would stop and do?
Oh boy, like that.
We go for hours and hours about the sweetness of our
now your family is doing okay.
Giffin' the backseat, back to the backseat,
back to the bottom at the video play.
Girl, you know I want your love.
Your love is handmade for somebody like me.
Come and have all of my lead.
Come and have all of my lead.
I may not shit my lead.
I'll be a second with a brand.
I can't think of two more.
You know, guys, at first I wasn't faithful,
but I think we win this ball game.
I think we do.
Am I muted?
Black, make it to the prime.
Timmy, tier one.
Instant mute.
Yo, guys, the next one is all my teammates today.
At what age did you stop wetting the bat?
not start stop
uh... q i'm new superstitious
hope
wants to talk to you know superstitious what up man how's it going
biggest fan man
so i saw you got
band for voice comes how's that even possible what'd you do
uh...
Well, I did have like the most shittiest in the world and I kind of got touchy.
What words did you say so I don't say it?
Well, I'm black so I didn't say the hard art.
You advised about that?
No, I didn't say it.
No, I didn't say it, bro.
No, honestly, we don't need to be standing.
We say like words like that.
F word, tail word, maybe standing us, but people we say the hard art and they don't get there.
Like, I don't know if you see it backwards.
It's backwards.
I
Oh
My last double accident I was about six bro dream I was peeing in the toilet and we know what happened next
me for somebody like me come on now for a Mali come on now for a Mali
I triple dog I triple dog dare you to beat me whoa
I've been cuffing
I'm the only one that's like by the way he did up
Good try
If you win this up
That's like 60
One be one
One planting one holding
Try a little bit of these were eliminated
Might as well queue with us for the content, bro.
Yo.
Try.
I'm going to go pee.
Lou wants to make a stack?
Lou, type your stack and chat.
Type and chat!
Lou, what's your stack?
I'm going to go pee real quick.
Lou, what's your stack?
I just really feel like I could.
Guys, oh my gosh, I just really feel like I could get gold and lead tonight. I'm not even kidding
Like I really just feel like I could I need what three wins. I need three wins
That's it three wins
Like am I tweaking?
Yeah, I need three wins for gold like I don't know. I feel like I could get gold and lead tonight
Honestly, you guys are laughing laugh it up laugh it up like I think I get gold and lead tonight
There are many things that I'd like to say to you, but I don't know how because maybe
I'll just walk us to him.
You've been walking the Falcons game?
You're gonna be the one that saves me.
Falcons game?
Versus?
Rebels.
What happened?
I left it at 3.
Wait, did Rebels weigh?
It's at 6'4".
Rebels.
I don't want because I'm a man close man close man close man close. Yeah
We good
Cash
Say that yeah 25 150
You don't think a breakfast when Justin?
Fuck no, you're drunk brother. They've been listening to the chiefs. They got the steel of the century, bro
I'm a little running back running back. They literally they literally just got
C. O. T.
You're getting sweater.
That was good.
Make your mayfield bar.
Broncos, both chiefs, who do y'all got?
Let's see if you know, Baltimore.
Chiefs.
I said, minus two point five.
I'm.
I'm supposed to let you go.
I like that.
Yes.
What you also said.
You go.
What?
What did I said though?
You also said that the Rams were going to smoke the Niners
Niners and you also said that the Cowboys were gonna be
What
I don't keep forgot the Giants are perennial you guys were just injured last year. They're actually good
They made it dick down
There are many things that I can't lose a game though you know you're crying about
like I was gonna be love I'm gonna cry I was making an observation oh wait wait
the guy that we thought was cheating was cheating
Dude, people don't cheat in Rainbow Six Siege!
What?!
Nobody ever cheats in this game!
How am I supposed to let you go?!
I think I'm not caked or muted or followed.
Is that three drones?
Mingo, why'd you put the Cade in my ass?
Kitten?
What?
Sorry, I hope not.
He cast me, baby.
We can double challenge me if you want
Fuck out of talking, I'm gonna get him straight
I'm gonna challenge him everyday
I get the money and stop away
I move a solo, can't fucking no snakes
Hi guys, why does the title say carry the champion PC?
Have I to beat the brakes off of you?
We're out of time
Two repellors
I think it's a kicker
I think it's just there, no
What's this is this a drone can you floor bring no, no, no, I keep loving that
What
Banged it
He's all my main holy mouth like you see where
I'm gonna drop our hatch
change yep they're not even in here nice change it change that get on my
monitor you are terrible so we just why are we trying to get it sorry why for
I tried to say chain, but it didn't swing chain. I'm sorry.
I'm going to go.
I got blue.
I'll let you know.
I'll let you know.
I mean, I don't lose this.
On it, on the motor hatch ran away.
No.
I'm thinking about flanking.
No, I mean, I got a free figure.
Mingo X Sky 2v4. Let's see what happens here.
Smoke.
Nice.
Bump it.
What's in my dirt?
You hear him on the hatch?
One more to hatch. That is the Cronus.
That's the Cronus.
There's another, there's another.
There's another. Just come here.
Come on, we'll open the door for you.
Try it.
Try it.
Oh, Nick, this guy's cheating.
No, no, no.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
Try it.
So we have a 5v4 JLU, Jixie, Dumb Dumb and Dumb
Fog, decide to run up the stairs and die.
Well, I don't know.
But be honest, that shit was dumb.
I said, change that in Swamp Chains.
That shit was dumb.
Nick, I can't lie.
If you made this game, you're going back to Diamond Clock.
Yo, guys.
I'm the goddamn truth, goddamn it.
I'm not gonna lose this game.
Let's tee up now.
Wait, no one got a single kill that round?
We prize this back.
I go down with a, we're gonna go down
and I'm gonna sit behind my mirror.
Can I get a little wine from my mirror
because they're gonna go after my mirror.
Can I get a little wine?
Sweet.
Speaking a little, a little bit about you.
What, no, no, no.
Go to something useful, like fucking door or something, Jay.
Jay, do what you want, Jerry.
That's my man, that's real well strong.
Jay, do what you want, Jayden!
I like that, Jayden.
So guys, you will never believe this.
What?
The guy who actually just
skidded on you, on Cedar Rollback
47 minutes ago
on a brand new couch
I'm gonna have fun.
What's fun?
The highest rake you've ever hit was
The highest rake you've ever hit was
Dynand Z.
There's an anti-G
And when you got a load just look at the kill cam yo should I turn this into a drinking section should I start drinking?
What's that shit called?
I don't have my gas station near me.
No, just look at his account bro.
It's a brand new account.
Mingo coping.
I just want to do it right now right he's gonna go side down with the Hibana
I know it's a box here to get in their headspace.
Love.
Sweet.
Let's go.
I'm holding the bar hallway. You got that?
Quarter to there. It takes two more tangles.
Shoot over here. Shoot over here, right?
Please, please, please.
Are we going?
It's okay.
Nice, Luke. Sweet.
I think that's a boner. I think that's a boner.
Jay, if you wanted to chill.
Dude, Jay and Chael in the same sentence.
Come on, Jay.
Listen, listen, Ram.
I don't even think they can get a fucking ass you've learned absolutely nothing
in five years literally bro
I'm flipping bitch in bar they're gonna have to go blue bro
Well, that's fucking me back with this blue
Drinking or not your gameplay is the same mom scrolled up eliminate him. I
Feel like flanking this because they did no
Lou bad
No, bro. Jay does it's okay, right?
no I'm these close I'm being let me watch your dirt guys be careful
no man I have jinx stay up stay up no I'm in dropping on the edge of the
I'm hatched dead
Wait, where's my killer what you got revs. Are you serious right now?
Way to power off that no
What I am
I am so
Highlights, add a drink counter above my head
BRB
Aw hell not bruh
What do we ban, grim?
I think we should ban grim
I gotta go, bruh, this lasagna is like so confusing
I think they're gonna ban thermite luh
Okay, they're gonna ban thermite
Wait, are we gonna try the 7 bruh?
I wanna try that
Do they have it or no?
No
Do I get one chat?
No, no
Okay, they colored our fucking band
We have miratube on the board
We could mirror to one of the laws.
OK, Bobo, I think it you think
I auto picks now auto pick mazzi for this fucking plumber.
For Nick, yeah, traffic to me.
Now, that's trying to are done in here, too.
The day I don't mind out.
But like number one, let's do it.
Oh, but I can't really buck in years, but like that.
You know, there's a lot of forms.
These are these age like milk.
I got these for week one.
Secure the boss.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Bud Light.
Damn, man.
Yo, let's do a game chat where every time we lose a round, I have to drink a Bud Light.
Did you guys just target it?
Nah, that's about it, actually. I'll probably like faint.
Wall's secure!
are you
The letters okay against champs
Yeah
You know what's the horror him being fucking AFK self-obscuring. I'm coming bro because
Oh my gosh, that is die. Oh my gosh
This guy's fucking cheating
Yeah, one shooting the whole team is probably got
Yo, can we get somebody player with me
He's joining on the roof on pink
And over here Jeff
I don't know.
Hold it.
There's three no-mads on each window.
I'm in out, though.
There you are, actually.
I'm C4'ing, but I'll...
C4'ing, just walk in.
C4, just walk in.
Yeah, drop, drop.
Move those.
Move those, Ryan.
He's like close on me, like on this thing.
Boxing stock.
Jayce, this guy in.
That's from CCCCC, Nick.
Jayce, this guy in.
Like fucking Christ!
Yay!
What are you talking about?
Bitch, I just killed one!
Shut up!
Casey, do you want a giggle at me?
Yo, let me know if you watch it!
Have a seat before we blow up!
Thanks, dude.
Might need help, actually.
I want a bi-locker.
Don't drag me.
Have a seat before we blow up!
Let me know if I walk in!
It's a tight window.
Okay.
Like on the CCTV walk in?
Yeah, right here.
Right here.
Con, con, con, con, con.
We're walking up red, Jake!
Oh, we're walking up red.
It's a buff.
We're gonna walk up red.
or could be the drone bro
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Oh!
I'm here!
One more!
Stop standing
Last one's lit
Last one's lit inside
Inside, it's my plan
I'm talking for the plant
Can you guard ya?
Sensor deploy
Guard ya
Guard ya
Just keep inside
Yep
Swing in the screen
And back through
What's the game scenario?
Let him plant, ya?
What the fuck?
Oh my God
He's one HP
Literally
Five seconds remaining
Locked for this
I'm the best player in the goddamn world.
That's a three-piece chicken tendy, hold the fries.
Let's fucking go.
Come on!
That's what I do.
Sneak, think of it as your one.
Unorthodox.
My chat.
Seattle Stems.
Unorthodox.
Mira to mess with their headspace.
You want to get to the top level of the game chat?
Play Mira.
I'm telling you.
All right, it's fine. So sneak to.
Skype, why peek Skype? Why, why peek?
You got a question for you, Nicholas Stewart.
What is your guy's question? Talk to me.
So when we went to y'all, right, are you picking us up for pro league?
I don't have an organization. Now,
I am I in the process of making an organization potentially probably? Yes.
Well, I just did, I just did like the research on it.
You don't even have to buy into our six. You can just like, yeah,
But title on it and call it a day, but bro, I'm not trying to like a little Mickey yet
I'm trying to do it the proper route all I'm saying bro is it y'all do you sign to a org bro?
Maximum like sign for like six months six months. Well, I was thinking if you don't if you don't get us a word
I'm sure you buy my word
aura
Okay, like Louis J. 20 of mine
authority of my pro leagues if we make pro league you're not signing my word nope
no sign on your shitty s word I'm not signing it for $200 a month game this
questions for Lou and Jay what monthly salary would y'all want to play in
pro league real estate here's your grand yeah fairs not fairs it's what
5 seconds to go
They still get winnings
I think like 20k
You must locate and use a bomb
Yeah for you, your big stream, to be honest
Where's everyone from?
How do I tell you, no one's paying these 20k
We're listening to the accuracy like 12-15
No bro, no one's paying me that far
You're dead, before you die
You're dead, before you die
Oh, what the fuck!
Yeah, we're gonna have to go blue here.
I found the last team man up there.
I can't blue.
We locked blue.
Justin, I can't.
Justin, I can't.
I'm gonna hack him down here.
Hit the phone.
I can see it on the tip of my rod.
Oh, wow.
Can you get a show from the hats though, or what?
I don't know how many hats there are.
There's no being.
I
I
Can't see him there's just a fucking shillow fucking get it. Are you stupid?
That's the nice
Oh my god, that's not
Move find the above on the a-bomb scenario. Oh
You can fight this kid church
Oh
We don't have anything for the hatch guys in 2026. I'm on the left sir. I got it. I got it. I got it
Okay, Cali not necessary ash not necessary. Don't give me not necessary twitch not necessary
The one time I vault the staircase because those fire I hit a denari and for
I didn't realize that like I
I don't give a flying so doodle cake, bro. We need a Havana. We need a Havana period
You guys wanna win ball games. We need a Havana, bro. Justin D. Ferre Justin
I with the mag Justin. I don't know. That was me too, but they're fucking born trap on my door
I was a bag you should have in a 1v2 situation
But you see the shields they have they had like another shield like yeah, I'm not gonna shoot
I don't know.
Listen, hey, hey, this is Margaret who's tasting good right now.
I got it live.
Yeah, I'm drinking beer, so it's going to take me probably three or four, and then I'll
be floating.
Then I'll start levitating.
Chat, let's do a drunk rank session and see what happens.
And all the roads are leading us a winding road.
dude I mingo I'm three wins away from gold and League of Legends three wins away
bro why does my phone or a brother bro or 10 seconds I locked it in Michael I bro
five seconds we should be running a shield every round with a thought that
who should I say say say that whenever we're not in the prep phase nice well
you know how mingo is he likes to set up the excuse before the round starts we
We have any delay by the way or not?
I mean, I have eight seconds.
We have a sledge, by the way.
Shot my garage here.
I'm going to go sledge.
You guys also have top one global, Jim C.
Let's calm down a little bit.
Where you shooting my garage, Jim?
They got no cassoes.
Hey, Jim, can you break?
Is Khan single exterior?
Not yet, what?
You're going to make Khan single exterior over here?
Yeah, that's him.
No one's going to see you while I ride, so they're going to.
I'm gonna sit here once you break it. I'm just confused where the shop I came from
Then are you playing going?
I didn't clear the bar income mirror some time playing green box mirror ran mirror
Wait one screen box. We got a topic. Yeah, you gotta get the wall
Is anyone top bird? Yeah, that's what you did. Yeah, bro
There's a zombie here I'm so popular
He's on top of this box of pinks.
He's right here on pinks.
He's blocking out the door.
He's gonna run.
Damn, dude.
He's getting surprised at me, bro.
Yeah, I don't want to fight him.
He's been eliminated.
Oh, he's fucking your shit up!
He's cheating, bro.
Nah, I think he is cheating.
I'm not putting my gun, bro.
He's not fucking that.
It's a little guy.
He's fucking your shit up!
He's on a hundred ping and he did that?
Okay, look at his account.
It's an X Diamond II account.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Who do you think is cheating?
Let's deep dive the guy.
It's under store low.
He hasn't played the game in six seasons, level three entered account, X diamond two
player and now I'm the hardest ranked through but no ever.
He's champ three.
How many games to let?
What's his Canadian?
What's his hands up percentage?
How big is his penis?
Oh, look.
No, that's folding analyze this guy, bro.
Like, I'm glad this dude does play with like my players though, but I'm the honest.
He just got better like he plays with keywords. He plays with like Utah done enough like random
Okay, but they're like comp players like I'm done
If you can look at how he just killed me right now, please can you just check real quick? I
Don't think he's cheating
For you
What that guy what that guy
Bro, it's the thing I'm doing the broken thing the broken thing
Where they can't see my head and I can break the insomnius
Legit any cues the flat and flat plays with cheaters
That's got this whole background for price. That's a sin, dude
Look man, nobody cheats in this game. There's an anti-cheat. I'm gonna be an idiot on Twitter for the rest of my siege career.
Dude, you can't cheat in Siege. Bro, you're coping. Nobody cheats in Siege. There's an anti-cheat.
Okay, he could be cheating. I don't know, bro. I mean, what's your say?
Yo, Jake, how far back do I have to stand for this? This is like the broken strap.
You gotta just do it till you see the top of the rafter
I can't see it
I
Can't get this new jamber Justin
The main breach said the main wall
There's a shield right here, can you floor bring this?
He's really sitting can y'all just kill it take it like your bar or walk down
I can press it too. I can ping him you track him Jay
Hold on bros
One go on the red
Shoot down these zombies
Oh
Okay, one top just look at this kid grudge fight grudge strike the kid grudge
Walk garage walk garage jinxi walk garage with a shield
I feel so dumb right here.
I feel so dumb.
Bro, maybe let's just be a cuckold often, man.
That's all this game is, just a cuck off.
Literally, who has the smaller penis?
That's all CJ's.
Okay, now let's go, bro.
Let's go down and let's play smart, man.
We sit behind the mirror, let's play smart.
Even if they're cheating, they can't kill you if you're behind a mirror.
And
We'll go class to fuck what you mean chase that trigger finger. I'm shooting fucking lasers around. You see that
Clash are going up. Clash are going right bringing impacts for the bring impacts of the rim, baby. Good coms. So Louie the time good coms kid
I'll impact back our she would impact the hallway rim
not everything's up in the hardened
I feel something turned up right now
Hi guys, add a beat account directly above my head in small tasks please
I
Know I could have better I could have played better back in
I'm in the best part of the world. I got a plane like it
Watch all stuff like
We're sorry that shit bro. Sorry
Give nothing on blue watch out
I want to play in there
I
Yeah
He's on pink if you want to throw it up to throw it up throw it up on me jc and then
Yeah, throw it on pink from that motorhatch go into the motorhatch you see throw it throw it go into the motorhatch
I can't know you had it there's a drone did you bought it he's swinging your jeans
I wish he would swing me he's sitting on the hot sauce. I'm you sitting on the hatch on thing you want to fire maybe me
Yeah, yeah, he's on pink standing
He's 30 health, bro, this is so stupid
Fuck get on that camera jinx
Yeah, he's crap smoto
I'm not a job moto. No, you didn't you know nobody
A bottle
But yes, he's in moto on my pink on my pink standing my pink
Little down my pain
get on the motor cam. I have the motor cam. You're good Lou. You cannot die to motor.
I'm sitting in motor. Just stay up.
Shut up.
Dude, I just got three assists. What the fuck? I hit three of them that round. I hit three
of them. Jesus.
That was like a John Stockton round.
I
Don't even know if they're cheating I play these guys a daily basis, bro. Trust me. They always have like a hidden name somewhere
It's bro. I think mingo's just cup cup so hard, bro
Brand new account though. He's a brand new account. I go from diamond to and rank 2.0 to champion 3 bro mingo
I'm an idiot on Twitter. You have to deal with me
Nobody cheats, bro. You're coping gritty. They can be chill
I'm sure, bitch, I'm sure.
We just need something to get the shield.
I could probably go for it.
Bro, maybe I'm like stupid or low IQ, but if they were cheating, wouldn't they just
be kind of winning the game?
Like you know what I mean?
If they're smart cheaters, they wouldn't cheat against streamers.
Or like they would make it less.
So you're saying he cheats, but he's not cheating right now.
This guy beat Skye earlier.
This guy beat Skye earlier.
15 hours.
He beat you.
18 hours from his last game.
It's low.
Okay bro, I'm going to wait for you.
You went 82 years old.
I'm tired of you bro.
Got an ATT in bed in my bottom.
Talking about ATT in bed in my bottom.
Learn to survive. I carried my travels before.
I swear I'm only 10 to $1.
Fuck dollars, shit, I don't have these in my bottom.
Wait, you won your fantasy week?
Yes I did bro.
Yes I did, I'm 1-0 baby!
Nice style.
I don't think I have one.
I think I just have them alone.
you we need more get who is literally
the truth got it work to brawl work to
brawl I don't know where Goya way might
be spawn beacon I have a garage cam
where should I enter garage
keep going he's like clear spot for me
so I can open up that blue hatch right up
there and garage little thing Goyos
Okay, I'm running out of ammo.
Maybe steps, running secret. Sweetening secret.
Can we cut him off?
I don't know if the C.O.C. is hitting.
You still there or not?
He's at the bottom. He ran.
I don't know if the C.O.C. is hitting.
Can y'all look for the bucket?
I'm a walker, bro. I'm a clear top.
I'm a jump bar.
I'm clearing top on myself.
I'm a jump bar.
I
Stage is clear
This wall being a lot
No, you gotta top clear top clear. I mean I'm clear it's up. Yeah, pull table secret
Yeah, I know is literally free. Yo, I'm a
serious. There's no one on the fucking
loop. I got the camera. They're just
watching from the back. This is soft.
Can we break this hatch? Somebody? I
don't want to breach it. Look for
Rockham, Jaycee.
Can you look for Rockham? Yeah, I did. I pinged
all of them. There's two shields there.
Okay, we need a main for it. There's two
shields facing me in the end. I got one
on the next one. I got one on the show though, Ryan.
Can we get Moto Hatch? Can we get Moto Hatch, guy?
The shield
Lou crouched I close left of the mother door
I don't have a name
They're cropping
So they're cropping
One dirt!
I got a Molo
Close to the blue door now
I'm with blue
I don't know, I'm gonna smoke it off the heddles
I'm gonna run Molo
I'm watching the church
I'm here
You should deploy last if you still dirt
He's close on me
One was blue, I see him.
Oh yeah, it was close to blue door.
Dumbies, Dumbies, Dumbies door last seen.
Might be seeker now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me smoke it off.
Let me smoke it off, I'ma grab it.
Deep dirt, deep dirt, deep dirt, deep dirt.
Hold blue hatch, hold blue hatch drop.
Jixi, hold blue hatch drop, Jixi.
Main hatch, main hatch.
Main hatch, main hatch, main hatch.
Let's go bro. Good shit guys
Yo Jack, that's how we start the goddamn day off, baby
Let's go
Recue this bro plus 15 same one lock
Bro love y'all a death kid, but I'm never getting champ Q with you guys, bro
Yeah, but I gained 30 and lose 30 bud. This is like game 15 lose
Technically we haven't lost because we got rollback for that one loss we put to the day
Does that mean we feel like only really lost to cheaters this season if they all get banned
I didn't report anyone besides that one kid. I haven't reported any
But I'm not gonna report anybody because I don't want to like false report somebody and then feel like a piece of shit
So I'm just literally not gonna report anyone ever unless they're like spin-bot wall banging me for five rounds
Just getting banned bro
Because maybe y'all are drinking bro is wrong gonna be the one
Bro, um, uh, Chiefs Broncos is in two hours.
Dude, I'm so glad NFL season's back.
You're so back.
God, I'm so glad NFL's back, man.
Ooh, these guys champ five.
OK.
That should be like 15-E low again, bro.
Sweet.
20, maybe.
Yeah, that was a good game from the kid, honestly.
Yo, OK, please play in Lair.
Ah, theme, actually.
Theme.
I'd rather play Lair than theme.
Bro, throw me a cafe de Soyevsky, I'll pull my dong out.
Cafe de Soyevsky.
No, I love cafe, I love cafe, please, no.
513.
Alright, it's fine, I guess it's more reps, eh?
Ponchito, negative auto, baby.
Jinxie, you look punchable as fuck.
Uh, motz?
Moths, Moths.
Yeah, chat, just spam up the 5 and 13 Dean.
Yep, Desmond Doss, here we go.
I fucking hate this map.
It's not gonna be so good.
Ball, right.
Bro, what are you being edgy or something?
This map is not good.
This map is like one of the best maps
I've ever added to pro league, what?
Love fries.
I think it's a no way, bro.
Like you can't just call it not bad if you don't know it.
I mean, you're right, Lou.
But, Lou, I'm sort of like, bro, my bag work is so deep.
It's just on OG maps, though.
Like, I just have OG bag work.
Yeah, I mean, it's, but I don't, I don't, I don't,
I made dick down last map, no?
I got me a Corona extra, let's work.
How you doing?
Cloth house, your shit though?
Remember when you dropped off TRG on a map?
Sky drop.
Yep, literally, bro.
On Thunderbird Red Dot.
Classic.
Classic.
Classic.
How about lippin' on a bottle of my Q?
I'm gonna be like.
I
Tell you how to play this matter if you really want
All right listen, let's do an ops do an ops
Walk-in, okay, walk in. That's why you're dead. I'm gonna blow up the water and kill shit twin
Can we get double harbors?
I have I have I have gadgets I have gadgets you don't need a
Can you open up that single wall for me?
Go on a space not your body system. Hey, J. Go bottom rock it
There's a bandit on the wall. What are we gonna do?
Demos they must gonna be able to get a pillow, but we're gonna have to drone it from below
J. Do you have the mental fortitude to go below and get the ball?
He is bird on me bird on me for the night
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Get in the case, who's- who's- who's-
I'm on stairs, I'm on stairs.
I'm not scared of J.D. to get the bandit.
Come on, get in, bitch, I was fighting some people.
One's on me, one's on me.
Wait, so the band- and the wall's banded, right?
It's not looking any more.
Yeah, all my stairs, all my stairs.
He's gonna punch me, gonna be punching me.
Punching me, punching me on pink.
Can someone peek the balcony?
Oh, I don't know.
Someone peek over, someone peek over.
He's running.
I'm not sure if it was in there.
Okay, wait, let me come get a case and I can go for a plan.
Job is busy, job is busy.
I
Okay, let's hop into the plan. I'll hold you
To the plan low yeah, I trust so I'm flashing to the plan to the point. Yeah. Yeah, I don't listen a little bro
I'm planning
Is this swinging me beyond the chest us beyond the chest us?
Last guy cheating guys you're not being nice
Yo Mingo, how is this guy cheating?
Can I get some help here guys?
Damn, Skype?
Okay, Skype?
Damn, boy.
I just got my PC back, Jixi.
I just got my PC back.
Damn, boy, damn.
Okay, Skype.
You know who that is?
That is the cheater.
Who?
That's Ryan Dahl, another team.
Oh my god.
Sing swear!
It is. I haven't blocked and he's blocked already.
Wait, the Diamond 2 funny engine, that guy?
He literally walled and it's a brand new account. Yes, my government name is then
Okay, now, you know what normally I would say coke up so poor but right there
I'm gonna say that guy's cheating bro. His name is Ryan hall
The brand new account. Yo, Bob is anyone though the
She'll be black beard. I felt kind of sparky on it earlier. No, I think
Yeah, damn shield damn shield. I'm gonna go don't be to call this kid. I'll go mine to make him stand still
I guess this kid is shooting so
We do see the ace. We see the ace player. That's it.
Because me.
You don't make the ace.
The gun's good.
I'm going to go to the sky today.
I can't do this shit today.
What?
I'm not telling you what.
I'm going to send you money.
Can you pay me someone?
I've lost this guy so little three times.
I'm trying to figure out how to open this model with my key, but I'm missing it.
I put up an X.
Jesus.
Open it with a bottle cap opener.
Open it with your shirt.
Open it with your shirt.
Do you have pebbles?
You guys want to do a pebble or not?
Yeah.
I'm on the video.
Let's do it.
I'm on the video.
Let's do it.
You guys want to do a pebbles or not yeah, I'm on the baby. Let's do it
I'm gonna do it. I think we go grim grim display window display window so you can just hold their bait
I'll go there. I'll go the glass to execute while glitch has to run it and play it now loop
Dude we need to get somewhere fast look at our holy shit holy chugs
5 seconds
Wait, what side are they?
Runs around with a boss sheet with wallhack
Alright, let's do the same thing there
Alright, let's do the same thing there
They're not down?
Oh my gosh
I heard that so coming
I heard that so coming
What's up?
Two couples
I got some fans
There's a mirror facing us, we can't get there so.
They have a mirror facing us?
Is he pebbles over here?
Yes, he's on pebbles door!
Yo, let's catch up on pebbles door!
There's no way these kids are queued together, bro.
There's no way he knows to help them.
Can you pressure him?
Bro, push up on him.
Send to that paper, I'll just send to you.
We'll lie.
He's on target.
He walked up, he walked up.
Don't worry.
on the cheater cheater on my paint see pork up oh my god we're so far I got
smokes too
listen listen Ryan can you go double hoppin pebbles display display yeah I
think you and yeah I'll hop in display hold his cross I'm gonna smoke your
door first okay wait wait go with Ryan go with Ryan go with Ryan GX go
You see the pieces walk in sight behind you walk in sight behind you and you're gonna play on the desk
We want me to turtle yeah, you can
Beats up to your one.
Sleazy gift.
Drop it to your one.
Sugar to your one.
They're going down.
Don't be a mirror.
Jack, the truth.
Jinx equals the truth.
Yo, man.
Swing in there, kid.
You're like, I'm on a delay.
Chad, I feel so like, I don't know, turnt up right now.
Let me go black beard again.
I'm going to lay that.
Oh, they target me.
That's me.
Can I go blitz kitten yeah, I'm okay. I can't stop it bro. I figured out how to be a controller player and menace in PC
You've got to play shields. Literally. Just play shields
Explore water we could be good here. Yeah, cuz I don't know how you'll sky honestly good shit kid good shit sky
Yeah, no we do you fucking want to have to
because maybe wait so you think chiefs
I'm not thinking the chiefs are gonna win I think Patrick Mahomes is gonna win bro
he is the truth I go either team is looking nice bro it's about back
season I mean obviously the safe prediction is the Broncos but I don't
like believe in safe predictions I think Patrick Mahomes is fucking pissed off
last year and he's gonna lay some dip there
Max, 3-3.
Well, he's our favorite, so...
Wait, what?
Are they out of view?
The Broncos are fucking Mickey Mouse.
They should have been Joss Allen in the fucking championship.
They're down, they're down.
He's right.
Fucking trash.
Nice to see you live.
Me and Max looking pretty free.
I think Max looking pretty free.
I'm down, I'm down.
I'm gonna walk through it quick.
Go quick, go quick, go quick.
I'm gonna go who do you want me to sprint at the guy on the left?
I'm calling him here, I'm calling him here, blue.
Who do you want me to sprint at, who do you want me to sprint at, make up, make up, make up.
Just leave this smoke, you know.
I'm trying to make it, I'm trying to keep up with my pedals, bro.
Alright, that's all those smokes, they have no smokes, they can't swing it, I have no
meds on the board, they can't swing it now.
I'm trying to smoke.
Justin look right there, Justin, those boots are the moves, I think.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm walking, I'm walking dude.
I think Jigsie's going to just come for top.
Alright bro, just listen to me.
I'm gonna go to hard left, hard left, one in the mirror
Pan, pan, back, pan, back
Flash him Ryan, flash him Ryan
Flash the forward, flash the forward
He's blind, oh my god
Oh my god
This is fucking teammate
Oh, shut up
Oh, this is not one
Man, you're so smart, oh my god, those things
Wait, I'm actually wet
Yes, K, it's Ryan
Pop the mirror, close the door.
I'm wet.
Where you going to leave?
All right.
Try.
Yep.
Oh, yo, yo, yo.
Hey, Mingo, you had sorry.
Never mind.
That was.
That is sorry.
You had, you had ball.
No, no, no, no.
That was sorry.
That was sorry.
All right.
You almost hit him on that one tap, though.
You had ball.
Like, what?
Did you ever just sit still?
I died about five years ago.
Yeah, bro was just pressing buttons at the end there.
Why did you ace that, reach the ball?
I wasn't ace dipshit.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I thought you were ace.
I was twitched bro.
You motherfuckers do not go support at all.
Bro, you need to be on support bro.
I'm not on your team though.
We killed their whole team stock side.
Like who plays support for you guys,
whatever you guys do play.
I play back the bull.
Yeah bull.
Frank?
No, I'm not in ranked.
No, and your T2 said Frank.
Yeah Frank.
Oh Frank, Frank.
I'm sorry I thought you said Frank.
Killed their whole team stock side bro.
I mean that was so clean and then you just,
You fumbled up just yeah, yeah, I mean you should have just reloaded your gun bro. That pistol shit was wack
That guy was nervous. He was nerfing
That guy was nerfy
I go like us
Give me the shits right now man. We gotta
I
Just afk like this is boring
I feel like every time I lose in the background it's good. I don't pick up the bomb. I need to start remembering
I'm a banger. I'm always last life. I need to have the ball
I spotted
This kid's actually a good someone
I'm ready for hot-to-laction
I'm just trying to burn that off
Oh, he's gonna be called, guys, we're gonna get ready to round
This is gonna be a fun one
Where do you guys want my band-ups?
Big ball
Oh, my God!
I'm about to team kill you, Jay
Not that one, Nick, not that one, Nick
Well, bro, Kade already got billions
I'm gonna fucking float, nigga
I can pocket the others, I can pocket
Come on, Jay!
I can pop it!
Dude, no could be calls!
Wait, why's my pistol out? Why don't I feel like spoiled right now?
Don't go downstairs, Jay.
I feel like spoiled right now. I mean funny.
It's gonna be a pebble steak. Yeah, there are pebbles already.
Trick trick trick, man!
Can you penetrate?
It could be a glass!
I killed it. It's up below.
Holy fuck, he almost just died.
It's up below, no more.
out on
Can you just play back just and I have a shield bro
Hey, can you just stay over a shield watch
They have to vault the breeze to
I'm dead gang
You're fine Justin say they either cross walking my car boss run running
I
Just run at them Jaden you're fucking joke wait, it's backside that is that angle. I like that angle
I like that angle you were sorting
Now
Do you have a backside camera? It's backside dad or what?
I don't know
I've been arries on the walk-ins
I'm talking it out. I'm talking it out. I'm talking it out
I live we have a shield on the way for the plant triple swing. We can three two one two we can put you on it
Have a freak out you can I
You're the one, you're the one!
W President's right.
Come on, bro.
Borat.
OK, that shit is broken.
Yo, this shit is so unacceptable.
What are you even looking at me for?
Mingo, Moki, bro, you're giving off like TSM myth 2018
right now.
Like, what is this playstyle, bro?
It doesn't matter what gun I was on.
He was just looking at me.
Yeah, Mingo!
Yo, Mingo, you actually play like a delinquent, bro.
I'm going to be honest like literally now, maybe you're going to be the one that says
he's made and I've done.
Right.
Oh, here we go.
Whoa.
Dude, honestly, man, that's this is another dub for the boys for the fucking boys.
Yo.
Keep you in up, bro.
You are trash.
Keep trying to cute.
All right.
She's got to go.
Oh
He read sheets. They'll just get live banned. I don't care if the ball is in his court, bro
CC prime
Like look at this shit. He taps it types in all chapter. He's so corny. What is it? I cannot see all time
I can never see all time
Protect us. You're not banned though. Like how's it not bad? I don't get it. What's he like type of slurs?
That's out the bar girl Ryan out of life
I
I'm gonna hold on the green stairs. What do you call this shit? What do you call this yellow stairs?
We call this guy's hair blue right? What do you call it blue to right? Mingo, where do my parents?
This is good. Yeah, anywhere kitten
down a five-second
should be good
sweet chat sweet
I don't know if you've seen yesterday
I saw you guys want
we're back to a bag
sweet
we didn't get the side add to that
why would you put baited on that
jay can you send by the way
I'm gonna get ag on the store
I did not think he was on Cali
watch out watch out don't peek don't peek
I
Won't know what a lot your team is that man?
No, no your TSM that 2018 what the fuck is this?
Bro, it's your playstyle
They're inside their side their side. They're inside
There's a Russian playing the rush planning right now. They're literally rush line
It's fine. It's fine
I got my guy he's in a corner he's in a corner with my team by himself
That's when guys
Yeah, let's talk about this
So I gave part of spandex and no rain rain blues in my chat. I'll try to discredit our wins
Dude, I'm almost diamond three let's fucking go bro, bro, let's fucking go
Let's fucking go but like I was just in my chat being chun now. He's talking shit about our team
He said I miss when T2 and T3 was calm
You're a great the team you're on were was fries gay
to be honest like wingstop is so fucking good and like the Cajun fries ah
of course of course yeah man i'm eating six hours into my stream chat i'm allowed to eat
i'm not a fat lord for eating bro whoa elo elo this could be elo three champs
all right let me do the map bans that i'm gonna pee because every time i hit a name
Wait, that's the grubby?
Ben Clebson.
Guys, please, Ben Clebson.
I'm gonna go pee.
Just don't.
I'll actually no-team.
Archie, I'm gonna go pee.
This is Elo.
This is a sweaty lobby, holy shit.
What?
Go down first, I'm bringing Kade, whole team's FK.
All right, so Jay's gonna lose gonna get auto picked Ella jinx is gonna get out of picked mirror
Sky's gonna get auto picked. What do you think probably like smoke?
Let's see. Let's y'all. Let's y'all well everybody. I know let me say I got mirror mazzi jixie Lou Ella
Sky smoke, let's see
Oh
Ryan drinks whatever's in front of the space
Oh, yeah, I know what the fuck
Fuck I love this map man, seriously
Dude, and we got a company
Why are you playing Jax?
Shut up you fucking cry baby! Shut up!
J, look at this kid just put head holes bro
On the fucking freezer wall
That's OG, that's OG
What's the prep wall?
That's OG, that's OG
That is OG though, they got every bomb about this one
That's OG
Never want to face you bro
We're playing a good team in Sky and Bluer AFK bro
We're playing three champs. This is actually elo. We're lucky lock it
Not even a lot of sit on this pixel with a piece of
No, it isn't
Well, I'm gonna start roaming that
Gosh
I'll say
Monty's on red
And jay's gonna die
All right, me too, me too.
On my ping, J, demo's on my ping.
On my ping, on my ping, on my ping.
J, demo's on my ping.
Where, J?
J, demo's scanning my ping.
He's, don't have non-steps.
D, demo's on that ground.
He's walking that ground.
What the fuck are y'all not watching ground, plumbers?
Get him, get him, get him, J, get him, J.
Done.
Shot.
Walking on my way.
Oh, top.
Give us up.
I can kill some off-leaves.
Every 90 cam, every 90 cam.
Once he walks in me, look, I can shoot this.
One D is dropped, but it's not pillar.
He's going.
Double door mining, double door mining.
I
Want to do that nice
I think I'm gonna be a train right now. J. I ran up your back yourself. Yeah, jump in your jump in your reading jump in your reading
I'm reflecting
Oh
This is gonna be a lot of ego
This is like plus 25
They can't do Nathan
I'm on
Bucks play the Giants this year. Yeah, dude, Skye. I'm gonna be honest like all bull shit aside
Giants healthy is
Probably the most underrated team in the NFL like Giants healthy
Yeah, but how long did that seems to help me? I don't know darts always getting concussions
Scatterboos always getting concussions. It really just depends on them too, bro
That's like your whole offense. The thing is though is that it's really it's really not our whole offense now, though
We have this we have Isaiah like
He's him and he's a tight end bro
Yeah, I got a lot of fantasy that I told you bro. Nick. I was trying to tell you I say a light
Please
No key the truth man. What you had him on your head. You started him Lou
Like a honey, I got a honey
Bro, this dude I went against put up
What can you do when he's floating?
He had like, see, I don't know, just like, three people.
Oh, Caleb Williams bro, Caleb Williams was crazy.
I'm just glad I'm one of them in the flock league, man.
And I'm glad Sal's the league's out.
Ah, that's poor drones, everybody's spawnpeaker here.
Four drones?
Oh yeah, we peeking.
I'll do my OG.
I'll do my OG, fuck it.
No, no, no, it's mine, not this mine.
This is mine
Yo, I'm peeking right here, I'm peeking right here. All right, I got all right. There's a left I
Got far right once I'm all right. There's a Monty coming middle, too
What's an HP bucks a HP hidden flight
I
Flow is shit
Yo, can we just give give give give right?
Just give all this ground out. Yeah, no no
No, that's
box on the 7th door
motley dropped red
motley dropped red
he's walking down red
jeez
fight this kid fight this kid
everyone fight motsey everyone fight motsey
i think last one might be on the snow door
i knew that would be hard to chow
No shit, no shit, no shit, no shit, no shit, no shit, no shit, no shit, no shit, no shit, bro this is so much elo.
Three champs, I haven't played three champs yet.
That shit is not helping Ben Ace.
Because maybe.
Bro this has been a good session of rank boys, this is our third in a row I think yeah.
Yeah we won.
And it's a good set like the old times like the old times right now. Okay, good. I
Got probably two three more beers in me till this game kicks off like I'm down to run this shit up honestly
Oh, yeah, I forgot there's a game tonight. We got an hour. No, we got now if we lose. I'm getting on league
Well, I he I'm getting on league if we lose, but if we win up rent
Agent prime. I'm gonna play till 830. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because I gotta watch this game
Nah
I
Wait till I get my money right
What do you do to be me baby, baby, there's all
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Gotta drive.
Sheetsy skills.
Now they're drawing for us.
Swapping!
I see you.
I got three drones.
Excuse me.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna do it right now. I forgot.
Thank you.
Please don't make me
Yeah
I'm doing in I'm reading the site. I'm reading the site
What the fuck good guys got the worst chance I've ever seen in my life
Worst chance okay, you have a super new bow. I'm gonna bring my drone up to
There's one on red. What's that red hatch you want to peek on?
What's the blue one? On Nubao.
On Nubao.
Yeah, on Nubao.
No, red stairs, red stairs, bottom.
Not by IQ, though.
No, no, no.
Okay, where are you putting it?
It's already on it.
Man, I feel like they're gonna break it.
Yeah, I like you know
Drain from new edge
Walking your CS walking your CS left side left side just left side
Last one is cocktail cocktail cocktail cocktail powering powering power gonna be top way gonna be top way, right?
I have it I have a cam if you go he's jumping train out jumping train out
drop drop drop drop drop it could be already inside
I'm talking right here right
Nope back 90 back 90 back has he has he has he's got a peak right now about a peak three
three two
okay
don't 90
kill her kill her
we'll take
come on come on come on
I'm talking
wait for me to shoot
don't shoot till I shoot
don't shoot till I shoot
that
alright
he's inside
he's gonna swing
running at you running at you five seconds to go
All right, all right
Yeah
You said play off my contact yeah, but then I said three two one like I need you to swing that brown any step
You feel rom see
Yeah, but I don't want to talk there with an eight second delay and get pretty fired.
That's the only reason why I did it.
I just want to talk to you.
That's how I get your refrag, though.
Like what do you say?
I know, but like I said, wait for me to shoot and then you were already shooting without
me.
So I was like, all right, Ryan's not listening.
So let's make a playing pressure.
I was making him scared.
You're a piece of garbage, bro.
Like literally just three to one with me.
I won us the round.
All right, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yo, is it supposed to be plus 20 now?
Yeah, so probably personally
15 minutes delay
That's actually what you do so somebody to a crime substance you you say but about I
Said his name. No, you didn't
Have a slip back. He did not say shit. You just went but about
Yo, I said to change the title 45 minutes ago.
Why is the title carried to champion PC?
I've literally been positive every game.
That's why it's like this is disgusting behavior again.
Highbites literally again.
With the top of the mute.
My god, it's going to play.
It's going to play in CS box.
Someone wants to go south when they're swapping it.
I got full mom.
I grab a beer.
For more
Wait Drake's dropping tomorrow
Yo, keep this one Drake like I'm gonna be honest
Bro because he dropped three out all right
3 2 come on other one other window. I'm in
Wait, let go
In the box in the box one one in the box look box just
It's still being there
You guys are
swinging your swing your swing your aggressive
flash him and win
do it again do it again
yo mingo are you like a elotarist
out of our out of our
you have a ram
Hanging me!
Wow, that's a Kronos. That is a Kronos.
Yeah, shit.
Points.
You have a drone. No, I didn't.
Oh, yeah!
Wait, you are insane.
Put that Yega Black Ice in my ass.
Yeah, it's shot, Rod.
Guys, nice.
There's no way I get 10 for that, please.
Give me 20, give me 20.
Or 25, give me 25.
We're in champ one.
Obviously, we're getting 10.
No, I don't think so.
Yes, bro.
We are in champ one, us.
How do you see the other team coming up?
Huh?
What?
Get off.
Oh my god.
Wait, so if we beat, all right, I got to go, y'all.
Mike, if we beat champs, we get 13, Eli.
Who do you see?
Who do you see?
We're on the road.
We're on the road.
Yeah, we got to be like,
it's because they're top one.
It's because they're top one.
I hate grubbies playing GGs.
Wait, Lou, you're number one global?
Well, I'm number two, but...
What happened to PC?
Bro, what are you talking about?
Do you see what I'm doing, like, on Comply's, bro?
Shh!
Nah!
Yo, Lou, Lou.
All right, can I put this into perspective really quick?
Well, you're just gonna say ningo carries this much?
No, no.
Stoppin' has 40 less elo than you
with 115 less games played and twice your KD.
Holy fuck stop it is him
Because I clicked globally
Zack plays with Crowley players, I post shrines and fucking bombs bro
I also got to under to roll back to Vex, so I don't have a single liquor in my house
Pardon that I'm actually surprised
Actually, I have wine and champagne. Jim see I'm funny help
Boston, what do you want me to do? How do you open a champagne bottle?
How does it
Well, oh yeah, you said you got those weak ass slavers
What do you get?
Some deep shit
That's flavor from wings top is hot on your own
That's what I got
Yeah
I'm doing something I'm doing popping a wine bottle give me a sec
about losing our rubs.
This is why you're competing.
Just who's going to touchdown tonight?
Who's going to touchdown?
Yeah, let's create a lay.
Let's create a lay.
Bonics.
Rushing touchdown.
No, what about what about Patrick Mahone's rushing touchdown?
I think both of them.
What about both of them?
Let's do I'm down.
I'm down.
What about both of them?
You know what's realistic, though?
It's just going to be a boring ass game.
Chill.
Chill.
This is going to be some defensive slug vest.
Yeah, I love how this here is single.
How about all the weapons that they have? No, I don't know.
My champions?
She's been an angel.
People can't defend this.
He's right.
Bro, do you see that?
Mary's being this kind of stiff.
Yo defense is out the window, yeah.
Bro, did you see my sweep?
Win.
Five seconds left.
Oh yeah, about our dogs and shit.
Yeah, yeah.
The jinx is going to talk to us. Rainbow succeeds today when we show you how to get this back on top of us.
Oh yeah, we're strong.
Yo, they're going for a ram's night window plant with those things, okay?
I call an attack mark, they're gonna build it.
Well, Skye and Jinx are dead, so...
You're Skye, you're gonna get off me?
I call out exactly what they're gonna do, so let's make a plan, okay?
I'm not gonna kill this game, okay?
Please get out of my ear.
You think so, Jersey?
I
Remember that
J
This guy wait for this the best part. It's the best part
Where's he where's he J?
He's in a he's in a piano. I'm not sure about them one yellow window not sure above them
Yeah, running running lobby run lobby run lobby
It's like I'm dead here. You know it. Yo won't help me
We're inside
Holding you on pink holding you on pink you
Swing him on the double door
Lately little last one big connector inside. Yep. I hear him
I'm in a good spot
Where is he?
No bombs outside yo go to the breach Lou go to probe out go to probe out go to probe out go to probe out
You'll hear him grab the diffuser you can run out run out run out run out run out run out run out run out
Guys in yellow with Jay
You were muted that whole time
Little sip in little sip in
Professional spectator. Thank you sir. Thank you sir and ace make them for might the wall. I'll get a free pic
Like a big advantage, let him get the wall for freeze. Oh, man, I'm stretching my leg. Oh, that feels good
We'll go here
Fucking see that shit over the fence
How do you get this, how do you get this, how do I get what music in Oh, I purchased that in the R60 sports shop and I used to go jinxed simultaneously.
Slay the way it draws ball to LeBron James.
JP prime, JP prime. See how did that man go.
And so I'm going to choose a mom.
Yo, man, that's the nicest skin in the world. What a cool variation of black.
Whoa, it says Jinxie on the leg with gold?
Sweet!
W add.
W add.
Chilling the osmoscope, bro.
Bench Broncos already did.
Dude, I benched Broncos last night.
Trust me, you know what I gotta tell me.
I actually top them.
I couldn't bench them.
Because if Broncos get negative 7 and I lose to Sal,
I'll literally like
Yeah, they're already in B-
Stop, stop!
They're like benches and like...
SPAIN!
Like, why don't y'all just play?
SPAIN to you!
Late to the angle...
Like, y'all just roaming useless!
Is it tight?
You guys are fucking playing.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Come on!
Luke, go now. Go, go, go, go.
I'm grim dog Jaden critical
bomb to me to reactivate another one coming to you they grimmed off the planks
this might be walls
I'm gonna just shoot this
can you just come to me? I'm gonna shoot the smoke we just retake
do it I'll tell you again
one friendly
oh
watch this guy
Alphastan
Alphastan shooting bodies
you guys are just roaming in useless spots bro
they're shooting bodies
who's going to use this spot right
who the fuck is behind you
What the fuck you mean I
Can't do Nathan guys. I can't you guys have rocks in your heads, bro
Yo guys, I can't do Anthony if you guys are gonna roam and we have no utility
Come on
Yo, I'm literally top one global DCSG
I'm top one global. I find it a minor champagne. Yo mingo or Skype. Guardia
Come on. Come on. My glasses are on. Let's go. Let's take a sip of the beer here
I'm gonna go collect the bombs.
Lock him. What was I locking?
I'm ready!
Guardian! Sensor Deploy. This one's courtesy of Drunko SSD.
Yo, I need Heddles and a rotation.
I'm literally gonna fucking in.
AFK, AFK, AFK, AFK!
go out go out go out go out go out go out go out rotation
down to five seconds
don't worry me
just gonna call him here
name shitty push ready for this shitty push or what
we'll put go out back time right now
Super flow I'll get a first pick through a wall, man
I heard about some in breach already already
Yeah
Brick in their full-hash power them
Oh you are sorry as shit
I
Just looking nice guys
Yo my wings up fools here amongst ourselves here chat. Let's go guys
I got bomb bottom
Forbidden one remember he's just fading. He's literally just made me don't give him shit nice
Oh, no, it is.
Yo, Chad, should I put a chicken wing in my ass?
No, no, no, no.
Chad, should I put a garlic parmesan chicken wing up my ass?
This is a mirror band here by the right.
No, no, it is not.
Banking is clear to you guys have been played against unorthodox mirrors.
The other upstairs.
Oh, let's see.
Well, let's see.
We're not getting up anyway.
What do you mean?
We don't get what you mean Mingo when you know your head guess and you want I was gonna armor
Bro, I was literally gonna hover on the roof. Oh, I'm like, I just wanna run the I want to ask
I swear no rush plan rush plan. That's right. Are you going to Vixiel?
I'm playing the bomb
Servers I'm going to break my monitor man. I swear Jixie's charm with the gifted
Play league while drunk bad idea captain bad idea
Mega follow mega. Thanks for the follow yo sneaky. Thanks for the follow, bro
No, we should play
You're fucking my brother games kind of fun
It's like
We could go for a little little plan here now I
I already set that barrel, but fuck off you threw it in the ground.
I'm Blackbeard, I'm Blackbeard DMR.
Let's do this.
All right, let Jixi pick bomb?
Oh, oh yeah.
We're slapping, I'll team kill you.
Jixi, go take bomb and then you're gonna plant the bomb, all right?
We're gonna watch you with our lives.
Where?
Side window?
Side window.
I'm streaming, I'm streaming with an 8 second delay.
I'm not doing that.
It's just not vertical.
Can I just go in at it?
Can I just go in at it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just keep going at it, keep going at it, keep going at it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The barrel has nothing in the holoman main, it's in the north bank.
I think he's doing the jigsie, he's running out, he's running out, well I think he's running out.
What's the jigsie, what's the jigsie?
Bro, running out front, I'm not allowed to hit him.
It's reinforced I think. Yeah, it's reinforced and banded.
He made bird, he made bird, he made bird then, he made bird, I didn't know what he was doing.
But
Honestly, please
Heating he's cheating he's cheating he's cheating
Love fries
They're cheating. They're cheating. They're cheating
I actually believe little hit a name
Oh my god, who is it?
That's a blow, bro.
Wait, come on.
Jay, yes or no?
Yes, dude, that's it.
Come on, Nick, come on, Nick, come on, Nick.
Oh, thank god.
Yo, honestly, thank god I didn't go in.
Mingo, come on, come on, come on.
Mingo, come on, come on, come on.
Flying.
didn't you go one in 10 wouldn't I slap the dog shit out of you now watch this
before you guys could do this work it Nick so like you could try to write you
could truck their wall and then there's a shield in the bending
I
Oh, he's cheating 100% no
You got this
Oh
What a cock man the bird
All right, we got a lock-in because these guys are
bro, it's not even like guaranteed I go there. Why is he doing that?
Yo guys, they're not cheating. You guys are just sorry. That's shit.
We did not actually know valkyrie. Oh my god. My wings are here. Let's go chat. Let's go.
I think I think a TCSG. I think a TCSG, bro. Oh my gosh.
I think I can go up that guy's not cheating on you know that is I got it wait no that's not
Is that that guy?
Uh, thermite thatcher glass
Balduray
I think they talked about the wrong freaking
House
Yep
It's at the other house next to me, bro. Shiasa
There's like five dates to get through to get to the house. Yeah, what was that guy thing?
You guys like the fucking bro, please
All right, I think we just yeah, yo, can I get a thatcher? I'll blow up the wall in the smithereens
I'm the driver. I snatched the phone. I'm the driver. He snatched the food called me a slur and didn't tip
none of that happened
you located a bomb make your way to its location and defuse it
bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb is ready
can you walk with me or you can just get it
alright you can get ready to get the wall don't get sent for it alright
dude look here I have no recoil right now
yeah
just get ready to get the wall get ready to go all off
now
comms
walls open so serious drywall we're in here
close to me live
bro man go i think i'm in site here not even getting man go
i'm in site no one's on the field
two yellow running in full rush plant rush plant rush plant i got you
no i just saw jib
i have you brother i'm not joking don't make a plan
I
Thank you sky, thank you sky
He's back
He's cheating 100% you haven't a jay use them you play by the shield jay
Jade made again made again
I hit the shield we're chillin your plan. How was the bomb not down fuck up?
Jade made again it buys you like three seconds nice
What are you doing? I swear?
Why are you two killing bro, and then telling me to plan?
Yo, if I need to, if I'm gonna, if I'm gonna get to that, if I got to make it.
Take a second.
I appreciate your wings and they ricochet into your neighbor's door.
I think that's a list.
I think that's a list.
Listen, though, if we had the Thatcher, though, Nick, he's thatcher.
I see 400 percent.
I know, but nobody listens to that.
I think I said I let it have that before you left to get your wings.
I let it have that sky.
You're very like, I don't know what it is,
very team killing, bro.
You're a team killing guy.
Bro, I think it's one time.
You guys will never believe this.
What?
Now what, Ryan?
Diamond two with a hidden name is a brand new account
with a flagged encounter,
which means he plays with cheaters.
But that doesn't mean he's cheating, right?
That just means he plays with drug dealers, bro.
That doesn't mean he deals drugs.
Okay, now I'll tell you this.
He's diamond two right now at a 1.1 KD.
Uh in a rank 2.0 in 600 games. He was emerald 2 with a point
He said wrong person in the whole chat, bro. He's really played. Oh, she's in my street. He's playing
So his Katie went from point seven to what in one second if this is him this this guy
Bob right
Bob right, Bob right
I'm gonna go around my stairs.
I don't TK my teammate with guys.
Is there a world you twitch the bandits here?
Bro, I twitch them every time bro.
Fuck off.
I'm looking feeling this a little bit.
Boys, we're winning and drinking.
This is such a fun night of gaming.
This is what it's all about!
Yo, how's your sob boys?
I'm looking yellow, I'm looking yellow.
Yeah
I'm frying this
You got an eight over
I don't look like throwing you in sky, bro. I can't wait to
Do the game this is the game
Well, la he that guy
Yeah, switch the ball
Such a obviously for the guys are ass
I heard him click it
He said he's gonna see more
I wish he would be I wish he would
I wish he would
Why did you lose this your ass?
You just look into the wall
Look at the wall. Look at the wall. Look at the wall.
I wish he would peek.
Look at the wall. She's looking through the wall.
Oh, I'm not sure.
Look at the wall.
Bro, if I kill Bandit, I can...
Oh, Thunderbird was close. I was down to her anyways.
That guy's not gonna be killed with that bullshit.
Actually, bro.
Now, that Diamond II is 100% cheating.
Alright, so let's break this down from my shoes.
Jay jumps in P&O.
Jay is dead in five seconds.
even know how that's possible.
And then I say, yo, Skype, they're going to see four.
They have a C4 coach, C4 coach, C4 is clicked, C4 is clicked.
Skype goes, I'll shoot that shit out of me there.
I'll shoot that shit out of me there.
And then he gets blown up to the C4.
Like, guys, what are we doing?
Hey, I can't shoot it.
Like, guys, what the fuck are we doing, bro?
We're going to lose this shit.
I can't shoot it if I'm needing to.
Bro, Jay, why are you jumping in that window by yourself
window drone?
Like, what are you doing?
That shit is so dead, bro, like, no, that shit is dead.
That shit's dead.
Die, give it five seconds.
There's no excuse.
So now it's me, all right?
So now it's me, right?
No, because you sold that round.
Round is to you.
Just with the game.
Not the full game, but last round day is on you.
You know they're teething and you're just running in by yourself.
I thought we were going to take bros, Lewis.
I just need to be honest.
You run in by yourself.
Nice.
Good fucking play.
Fucking good with them as well.
They've been always running around.
They've been over. She's running around.
No, we're just I'm going to play out in the windows.
I know.
I'm not going to jump in a window by myself and just die with the shield.
We have a loose.
Highlights, update beer counter to three.
Is that Brian Hall?
Then you're going to be out next.
You actually brought me out.
Highlights update your camera.
Oh, that's Brian Hall. No.
Five seconds.
I
This gets pretty torn minds in admin, I'm pretty sure
Yeah, we can do yellow if we get rid of all the utility out I think we do
The side windows and no matter shit
I'm gonna go yellow. Oh my god. What are you doing?
You are terrible, bro, is there anything I should need run like barbed wire shit, are you good for it?
In the closet at the cheater we got boy that motherfucker. I can think of it right now. Oh, it's smoke
I'm looking I'm looking
He's running he's not sure he ran bottom yellow run bottom yellow. I'm running at him. I'm running at him
I get
Oh
LIKE I'M POLICAAAAA
OH GOD BITCH YOU FUCKING SCREAMING YOU'RE DEAD
I'm single, I'm single, I'm single, ADS
ADS, ADS, I'm walking ADS
Yeah, you're on the single, right there, look at that
You're not going at him, it's your show
You can die so often, he's here
ADS, ADS
Try and shoot me, try and shoot me
Are left now?
Yeah, are left now
I
But Ryan I ran into bullets and
Your fucking screaming doesn't help the situation you're looking to the right and I'm saying say he's running at you
He was I literally said bathroom 20 times a jet literally swings it dies
Wow, I'm gonna find someone else to keep it fucking and I died after that kill.
Okay, there's two. I didn't know with the mag on the smoke too.
We should have killed that guy, bro. And I should have been dead.
I don't see him. I've been alive in that situation.
Lou with the mag on smoke and the guys literally cheating, bro.
It's the same Ryan Hall kid, bro. Jinxy, get this guy back.
But how do what the fuck? Actually, no, that's not that's not right.
No, that's a that's a whole different person. That's sock. No, but he's
killing with them though. No, no, they're not. They're also like you.
I can't find out who the diamond two is.
Well, Scott, my boy Lurkin said,
sock is a cheater, I played him yesterday.
Yeah, it's gotta be, it's gotta be.
His name is weird as fuck.
Like, who named himself SOQ, bro?
It's quite a...
And Nick's running across to the map
to try to get his wings.
Like, whoa.
Reload.
I know, Jakey.
That's a chopka, by the way.
He slinks me perfectly without me looking.
Scott, who we think cheating,
slinks me perfectly again.
I'm back.
We lost the round, are you kidding me?
Oh my god.
Do I have to report him to Ryan or are you already reporting him?
Bro, let me see the other ass.
He is, he is.
I guess I'm like every fucking day, bro. It's like getting the better of me so long as fuck.
How is he cheating? What are you doing that's making him a cheater?
Oh, everything. Running around on Kabir.
Who, Lyric, the 9 and 4 guy?
Yes.
I did find the second guy, it's not recurring.
Okay, the Bangalows.
Oh my god, Chinese mode on the run, holy shit.
The Bangalow.
I
I
I
I got a double kill. Let's go, guys.
I was holding a bad angle, so I stopped holding it.
You said you had a spiral? You said you had a spiral camera? No.
No, he's here. He's here, bro. He's here. Trust me.
He's going for the defuser. He has to be here.
Ryan, can you hold this pistol? I'm gonna put a goya charge.
Yeah, shoot the goya. Shoot the goya. We're gonna fight.
We're gonna fight. Shoot the goya. Shoot the goya.
Shoot the goya. We don't fight this.
We don't have the fastest sugar figure you've ever seen on the man
He's gonna fucking shoot the guy
Let's fucking go guys
You're I'm so clutch for this goddamn team. That was a double bro. Let's go
I'm so fucking
Oh my god, my wings are here chat
Get this kid back
Bro, nobody's cheating you fucking cry baby. He's got suck
Okay, it's Ryan dot the hall and he pre fires everything. Wait, it's him again him again
I think so same rank had a name can't see a proper butcher. Hi, bro. What do you want to do?
They're gonna go down on a demo strike and run at him with blitz
Oh my god every time
Classic
Useless fog wait wait to eat though. Are you doing a shit for a formal boy?
This motherfucker
He took a
Yo
Get a ping on her no demos
We'll do the same thing though if I had food right now like some tacos
I think I'll buy
Find him
Shut up, bro find him. Yeah, I know that quote
Yeah, obviously have a one-second delay and he's fucking rined out hall
Fucking blitz
I
Got my controller has wind grease on it you you I'm a piece of shit you know
Yo
Find the computer we should not find the computer
That way if he swings or if he hacks you just kill it
I'm running out of time super running loaders two or three. Okay, it comes
Yo, he was visa visa last in visa
Piano, he's not my piano
I don't know. I don't know. It's hit site. This guy's trash. I'm yellow the fuck are you doing? Yo, this is clear
No one's on these summits. He's a he's J's right here. Just being there, right?
Yeah, no one's on these armies! Come on, Clay!
I'm tracking them. I'm tracking them. I'm tracking them.
Watch out, I think he got a yellow one.
Laying down, Jay. He's laying down on the box.
Hold the flank, Blue. Just hold the flank.
Okay.
Just hit on yellow stairs, please.
I'm going back to the trench.
Good job, you jigs.
Badass. I'm sorry.
You're not giving me any benches. Benches. It's okay.
I'm a full spring. I'm a full spring. I'm going for a player.
No, no, no.
I'm playing right here.
just report this kid bro it's the same kid bro just report him
he literally just runs around in fucking wall hacks bro
I mean I tried clearing bro he just kept running away from me
I drove the whole entire map by the way I'm gonna find the computer he was hiding inside this room
well on the bright side we gained no elo
nah bro get that kid banned jeans bro
It's the same kid.
What is it actually Ryan Hall?
Yes, bro, it's the same kid.
He wall hacks in his own brand new account.
That has my government name, bro.
It's like it's so corny.
Very disappointed, bro.
I'm very disappointed.
We should have won that game.
I actually have four losses to that kid.
I'd never be him besides earlier.
Oh, he was so on the drone.
I like drowning in the top.
Yeah, he's in our streams and wall hacking.
The guy literally like.
And wait, so wait, the guy was the guy
Have you just played with Ryan Dot Hall?
Yes, the same kid.
Yeah, Jenny, did you get off?
All right.
So what's our report on for stream sniping?
Just everything.
Report on for stream sniping, having my government name,
wall hacking on a smurf because it's a brand new account.
You can literally all four of the above.
How is he not a man yet?
Because the guy's just going to, he's inevitable.
Right, you should have seen how I killed the hellbother, I'm like...
Yeah, we had a first pick and saw it, I don't know who to blame, but myself.
I think this room's type is kind of obvious, I was looking into a different account and he said that's not me.
No, he perfectly dodged my drone in Visa.
Like, he dodged it to where he could shoot it without getting pinged, like it was actually insane.
So sick to bust on the current night.
It's not Ryan Dahl, it's Ryan Dahl with an eye in front of the...
Oh
Yep
Simon that it's just that guy it's just that guy that guy Q snipes us every day
It's just that we played them twice out of our games we played but I got a fucking dork
Look at Jake it off. I think
I think so are you playing jinks you're getting on me.
You can only play like I mean, we'll get 100% walls and stream sites.
And do I have time for a league game?
Yeah, like that's what I'm saying.
You like 30 minutes and are you watching like on stream or what are you doing?
No, I'm watching my family.
Now I'm down to play some more seats.
What are you going on?
All right.
I mean, bro, y'all did launch that game, though.
Jay like solo pushed into a hacker twice.
Oh, Jinxie, yeah, I mean, you know, we died to the guy roaming as Kavir every round.
I couldn't drone that fucker one time.
Sound like I have time for a league game.
Right now I'm just enjoying my winks.
I think I got a fifth.
Ain't that perfect picture, league game?
Bro, if you're talking to me, is it gonna be soft connect? I can report him.
But I need to be like 100% sure he's cheating before I report him.
I mean, even if he's out wall hacking, which he 100% is,
he's smurfing on a brand new account
with my government name and StreamSyping.
You can report for either one.
Because if I report that guy, he'll probably get banned.
But I gotta be 100% sure.
Yeah, you're drunk.
Did you just hear anything I just said?
Yeah, but let me go.
He has my government name and he StreamSyping.
I know, but bro.
That right there is literally TOS
Talk to me his name. I'll uh, I'll make a little bit of a tax here
Tax me his name
I have a one-second delay, bro, you know, he was just oh my god
I'm gonna fucking shoot myself
Yeah, don't worry. I'll get rolled back
You don't say that I've lost that guy like four times this season
I remember like a week ago when we thought I said the guy was walling and it was him.
Yep, I remember that game.
Yep, we lost that game too.
Bro, that guy played so weird on bank.
He just pre-aimed you and held you the whole time.
Alright, Mingo, I'm making a boss call.
I guess, Sky. Sky, are you here? Oh, fuck, Sky.
But Mingo, on your mother's life this guy's shooting, right?
All right on my mother's life he's stream sniping and all check he tight when I was looking up someone else's who be soft
He said that's not me by the way. You don't have all channel under that game. So he's obviously in the stream
I have no delay. He has my government name as his name Courtney
And I'm 99% sure he's walking because he's on a brand new account
My girls make it spaghetti bro. Oh, yeah, it's about to be time
I mean if you don't want to get him been for that just ban him for stream slapping. I don't know yep. I just made the boss call
Well, everybody get that shit back in like 10 seconds.
Bang.
You want Lou Lou around the opposite side today?
I'm sad for you.
Well, I have I took bronco.
I took Denver or fucking cheese.
We did.
I bet we're going to say I bet I took like cheese and I also took the bronco.
You guys set on you guys bet on the cheese.
I did.
I believe I'm trusting in Justin's call.
Bro, why do y'all sports bad, bro?
That's just such a scam.
Bro, I see what you're saying on stream earlier, Jinxie.
Is that not true though?
No, yeah, I was literally like, he's literally talking facts or no.
Bro, what'd you say?
That shit is ridiculous.
I said, the fact that DraftGames and FanDuel can literally give you $200 for gambling five bucks should scare the shit out of you.
Like, if they're, because think about all the times they give you money for like promo codes or signups and shit.
Like, yeah.
Yeah, well think of another prop a product that's more profitable to where you can actually throw your customers
$200 for like just throw them 200 bucks on the on the plan of making thousands off them
It's really fan dual draft Kings and bro. It's so bad where it's like
Fucking dude last year. It's like LeBron James and Kevin Hart are appearing in 30 draft Kings ads
It's like I like Shaq to yeah, it's like bro. I mean this shit's horrible. This shit's like dystopian honestly
Yeah, it's better than the Browns next week against the you know, the Bucks, so they get away money
The Giants play the Browns in a couple weeks
That's gonna be a free pack. You know what I'm worried about. Oh, it's the Cardinals. The Cardinals are actually pretty good
Bro, I look he said they're gonna be decent bro. Cuz like that's what I said, too
Well, I said the I said the Saints will be good
Down to being constant. No, no, no, no, yeah
They're a mad guy. They're a mad guy.
It's boring to play the same map.
Oh my god, it's not the guy again.
Yeah, we know he's about to get banned.
No, we switched servers. We switched servers.
Yeah, welcome to my server. This is where you get free looks.
He's more like his fan-eaters.
We had to switch servers, bro. I'm not playing that game again.
We should get rollback. I'm not gonna lie. That guy needed to be banned like two weeks ago, I feel like.
I mean, he's on a level 180 account, by the way.
by the way brand new account it's Murph if anything is banned for TOS I mean I'm
gonna be honest bro brand new account with Mingo's full name stream sniping is
pretty disgusting as is yeah and then if he's going that far why wouldn't he
G yeah it's a perfect guy he wouldn't do it in his name is a smirk I don't really
run into him too much that like last map but bro when I played him on bank he was
Literally just like pre-aiming me with a boss G every round. I was like, all right
Level 180 brand new account. Yeah, yo, bro, you gotta be level 50 to play ranked
Now dude, I'm gonna be honest chat a legitimate level 180 is impossible. Yeah, it's not possible
You need to be like at least level like
I'm not gonna fade it bro. I'm like
hungover. I'm not gonna. I should like
I can't lie like I had one right yesterday. I just feel like I walked up already.
I took a hit of the pen and that was it. Now I feel fucked up.
I got so fucked up. I actually don't want to watch it. I just looked at his tracker.
He's played against you nine times a season. Yeah, his only job is the Q family. That's it
Like I've never in my life encountered a level 180 who's that champion up ever who's not a sperm ever
Level 100 it's like literally silver gold level 50s like bronze copper
Look at my bottom garage, bottom of my car, like my country.
Chad, I don't even think Timmy was 180.
Chad, what level is Timmy?
Now, these are some legit players right here.
But Timmy was like the fastest, like...
Remember, Timmy's like a extremely rare case.
Now, Timmy's so gifted in games, though, I can't even go back.
Oh yeah, I mean like Timmy being a level 200 champ is totally different than like an average gamer.
And he grinded it though, he actually shamed it though.
Timmy played seven hard games.
all these guys are just fucking genius
you said yo sable
aura, aura
we found this bag, dude
level has nothing to do with shit, level has everything to do with everything
level is your experience, map knowledge, operator knowledge, game knowledge, awareness, recoil, aim, everything
I mean look at all
Look at all Marvel
Is he inside Cassie inside?
No no no no
He's swinging the B-ball
On the top very wrong
Calls Cassie
I like these calls boy
I like these calls
I got no cams up bro
Grim death
Where are they where are they
What's top square I don't know where the last one is
Yo, what's the skylight?
Bathing, bathing, bathing.
Rock goes win, I bet.
Oh, Nick's a fucking overrated game.
You can hit a high rank at any level.
Nope.
You cannot hit champion, especially with the new level system.
That's the other thing.
And solo queueing, by the way.
Solo queueing this season.
In Rainbow Six Siege, bro, leveling used to be way harder.
Now, they just give you levels.
The progression's way faster.
Remember when everybody went from level 600 and level 1800?
Remember that?
They 3x somebody's levels.
If you're level 180 in Siege now,
that's like being level 90 back in the day.
There's not a single champion who's level 90 ever
in Siege history, aside from Smurfs and Cheaters.
That's not true.
You're literally brain dead.
you're literally just brained at.
There's no level 180s that are champs.
You're a fucking idiot.
You guys still hear him, aren't you guys?
Second.
First.
Like, bro, with all due respect,
you're a fucking idiot.
Let's look at our whole team.
I don't know why they did that shit though.
Level 1400, level 1100.
Mind you, Mingo started grinding the game late
and he's level 1100.
Skyte's level 2,000, Kazi's level 800,
and Luz's level 941.
You actually think this level 100 champs,
Like I'm sorry, but you were dropped on your head as a baby unless they're a smurf or a cheater
There is no level 100 champs. You're literally like you're unintelligent. Yeah
Bro the progression of seeds is like way slower than you think you're literally a fucking idiot. You think there's a level 100 champ
That's like legit
What are they just God?
Yeah, Timmy who's like the best gamer ever probably is in level 100 and
Timmy played 700 games. Timmy's like level 2 to 100
Yeah, and Timmy again is the best gamer ever like
Everyone in this chat is not as good at Timmy at games period like none of us are in terms of life
You know like I'm in what he made it to diamond for solo queuing them drop back down to Emerald and then he's
Yeah, and then Timmy like also stacked like Timmy didn't just rip solo two games the champ of 100
Like this is not a single level 100 is champ
the lowest level of a diamond was like shroud way back in the day and he cured
with like macy jay and shroud shroud
who is Timmy apex legends pro but he's just naturally good at every game like
compared like using Timmy as an example is also brain dead because the average
gamer is way worse than Timmy way worse if another 180 in your champ you are
are either a smurf or a cheater, there's no other way.
Yeah, Jynx, you are yapping right now.
No, bro, my chat's just saying like,
No, titty!
As if that's like a valid example.
Yeah, they're probably just rage baiting you.
No, you're right, Jynx.
Are you serious?
Jesus, you're right.
All right, I'll wrap up.
Who's on class?
Who the fuck do you think, bro?
The Don.
That's true.
Who are you, Phil?
Oh, Ardion, Ardion Kappa.
You're by yourself, Ardion.
Yeah, I guess it's a Coke Grant.
I'm doing a Coke Grant?
All right.
Mom, span this guy.
Ardion open.
Wallbang, I'm going to.
You want me to come drop down in the pressure?
Yeah, I'm going to come fall.
You three are close.
I'm reasonable.
I'm reasonable.
Yeah, keep all guys down and get open.
I can't.
I got to try.
I am not getting them.
You can't rush me easy.
We're going to top-screw right now.
Can you shoot them?
Yeah, this is what?
I dare to try.
Thank you.
One's lobby or pass by the way.
Alright be careful. Ryan you good down there?
No I mean there's a guy in the open just holding me.
I don't know where he's at.
I think we just leave him Ryan.
You just play for the dial Ryan. You just play for the dial.
Cassie are you good Cassie?
He has a pixel on me top square. Yeah I'm good. He's on the top square double jinx.
I think I'm getting held Cassie. I'm not even kidding.
I can hold your jump in. I want to hear your jump in.
You're good. Down the hallway. Down the hallway.
Hold up. Yeah he's hard right here with him.
Wobbing the window. Or T4.
Seriously?
Did you just hop for a deep move?
He's in the middle, he's in the middle, he's deep, he's deep.
I don't know, I'm just wallbang-ing.
He just hopped off like a fucking idiot.
He's here.
He's gonna go to the rappel now, low repo.
One is in the self-procure, like, holding a pistol on the double.
He's got it, he's got it, he's got it, he's got it.
He's got it, he's got it.
Listen, I'ma stand still, you hold me in the mirror now, quick.
One's on the rappel.
He's deep.
Deep.
Right here.
Alright, stay here, stay here.
Just don't move, don't move.
You gotta move, because he's gonna angle to my right.
I'm gonna go press your square you hold it there's gonna be two square
one more
Once the lobby repose no man marble
Oney oney oney
I just sound like so clean.
Chiefs of Broncos, Dimmy Patrick Momz!
Boy!
Dimmy Pat!
I have like a slip on like each team.
Bro, stop sports betting.
Oh my god.
Stop.
You're down thousands, bro.
Stop.
Like bro come on like are you this dumb? You're like the number one customer
You're not ever gonna win. No, you're not ever gonna win, bro
It's all just a money pit at all the money you get Lou if you're addicted to gambling
I could literally give you a million dollars Lou and you would lose a million dollars literally literally
I'm not kidding though. Stop gambling. Stop. You're an idiot
Won't say prayer. I told you this
It's four years ago. Yeah, but that one night jixie was the most funny shit of all time
Yeah, that was the off stream and a discord call
That's it with the funniest thing of all time
We went out
You are the problem
wait wait it was me you and jeez right we were up we said fuck let's go let's go
let's go
no that's not funny
leak that call please bro it wasn't even like a bad call they were just
gambling i was like you guys are brain dead
no and then you joined in that shit was
i did sweat i did sweat i did sweat i did sweat i did sweat
how much we put like we put all we put like all how much we put in bro we put
in a little bit bro like i ain't gonna lie like 800 each or like a thousand
I
What am I now you are dead
Now D. Shall I put the clip? Yeah, go ahead. What?
I'm gonna get a wallbang bro, bro. This guy keeps shooting
Yeah, he's baiting bro
He was on the car, but I have no perspective of that like what is that I told you
Lobby may lobby all you did. I didn't hear you say loan no bitch. I didn't hear you
Fine, we're all just a little tipsy fine
I just dodged that flash IRL, Jack why did I do that?
I just dodged that flash IRL, please clip that, why did I do that?
He's alive on me, nice Kazzy, Kazzy's working open area, there's gonna be one more
One friendly remain
Give me that glissie Ryan
Mingo win this if you like that I'm gonna crouch I'm not gonna be looking crouched in looking standing up
Very good
Mingo explain every decision explain every play
Oh, thanks, Henry.
I gave it a ball.
Ah!
Dude.
I'm so glad about where you're standing.
Never seen you lose this.
Never seen you lose this.
One bullet.
Left word.
You win this.
Hey, and this round should be over now.
Mingo, explain your thought process.
All right, right now I'm pouring a little bit of champagne
in my bottle.
I'm coming.
He's behind me.
you have one bullet by the way how are you doing it on purpose
I
Love how this game is all about sound cuz like I know where he's at at all times. I'm sad
Well, yeah, it's the best game ever made down. It's the best FPS ever, man
You can move you know that everything now that way. What was that was that the emerald or diamond?
Yeah, that guy's legit. Holy fuck.
But I mean, I just say 20 wings in an hour chat 20 wings.
20 wings in an hour. 20 wings in 20 minutes. Okay, chat.
Whatever was an open area, when you got flashed, I dodged it IRL. I don't know why I did that.
I
I
Got Riley read it
Thanks for the start mingo rookie numbers bro that what?
Yo, we stop is so fucking good man. Oh my god. They make you sleepy
He's right. He's right
Yeah, but cosy I got dry rub, so it's not
Oh
Oh shit, I got fucking champagne on my phone they have a class by the way
How much is champagne Ryan like 1500 at the bottom
I
Got a smoke there
I mean it sounded like a class
That's your that's your that's your that's your
Coming in tonight
Oh wait that was you
Ball right
Yo, can't see what's this prefire holding map knowledge
Are they up blue or not?
It's 5 a.m. Another drunk man a semi-kill we still
Where holding door you a window
I don't know your buddy. He's cop square. I think one's an open area
I go I say it's free if you just want to grab case walk down blue Jinxie grab case one
Ryan's literally say grab case one blue. Yeah, there's a guy on the ass. Why I know there's one
There's two upstairs so listen smoke or whoever put you guys
Our guys are that there for the ball. He's got a fight to grab the bomb, bro
He's on the window by the window
These are upstairs you got to grab it
No one's blue
He's on the door
There's one above me
Main Marble man
You gotta walk out when I'm hanging them bro, you got to
If you win this, I'll give you one fact.
Another round if I have the bomb, you win the round, it's always fucking low.
Oh, you've never take the bomb. You cry baby. God damn bro. Lou. Just
Bro, you guys are sorry as shit, bro
You guys are sorry as shit. Yeah, what's the game on? What's the game on?
No, probably YouTube TV Frankie strings in the chat chat pay homage to the legend GGs, bro
Sorry, we had to do Baker like that Frankie seriously dude a little bit of a low blow there Frank
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest Frankie
I hope the bangles are good this year because the bucks are gonna sock tax. I hope y'all are good
Oh my god, this fucking gambling scammer man
Bro Ryan, bro, I can't wait to see you around a fucking punch you in the face
I'm gonna be honest. I met you in real life. You're soft as baby shit, bro
Let go beat the brakes off you little
We'll see if you really like that
That's fine, that's fine. What type of friendship is this bro? You'll shoot him?
Why would you drone them Jinxie shut up you annoying
Bro get out of my ear. I'm inside here
I
Hey, when is y'all's land I actually want to watch some games in 10 days right next Thursday or next week peak. Holy peak chat
What is it for
It's 10k price for yo guys remember what I say quarter of a day last round big-time players make big-time players
Oh
You are fucking corny
Fucking hate you bro. You are dead. I want to get off this team
Yo, Frankie
I don't know it's fucking dropping
Who died lose a piece of shit
Man, I'll be free kill, free kill man.
No, I'm flanking, swearing, you're not on my camera, bro, I'm going to shoot.
Yeah, on this thing, on this thing, on this thing, he's going to be by the beepers, by the beepers.
He's on the beepers, literally right here, looking up.
Right pink and three two.
One's marble, one's marble.
Why would you red ping?
Conzie, I'm inside here.
Nice.
Top box, top box, top box, top box.
Don't after peek me.
We got a sideway there.
Why are you doing that, bro?
It's full spring look at the I'm top one global. So I do whatever the hell I want on that these are outside
Outside square someone grab in the plant shut the fuck up you died first
Marble you fucking bear
Shut the fuck up
Clown
Wait, he's not up. He's not up. Okay, hop on the desk
Hi, hold me up, man. We bring everyone in this room. Whoa, I'm on a ping. I'm on a ping
Why'd you stop me walking to me lobby sound call?
Sound call. I'm never wrong though. I'm never wrong. Don't give me up
I
I want you guys to watch how I play this okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna mess with this noise
I'm gonna crouch under the handles. Here's another thing. I'm in a sad space now. I broke if he swings this he's dead
Three two one now I pre-fire
I
Mean
That's why it's okay. How'd you know I
Didn't kill at least the other work for that like ever for that
Freakin play yo, I killed their whole team and we still lost
Let me add y'all kills up
Oh god less kills than me as four players to mine
I'm like how I died bro, like I'm a 100 feet.
What a fucking Christ.
I'm 100 feet.
Mingo, we don't appreciate the negativity here.
I bought a little bit of a hype up.
Bro, y'all have 10 kills combined, me, huh?
Yo, am I the only one?
And you know what?
I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna say it.
I don't care that you broke your elbow.
Wait, who broke your elbow?
Bro.
You have no ball in all of this.
You have no ball in all of this.
Yeah.
He has no ball knowledge.
You have no ball knowledge, bro.
But he's like a young man.
Respect.
He's young.
I don't care that you broke Carol's.
Classic.
Five seconds!
Five fucking seconds!
That's how long it took you to piss me off!
Now, you know, you know my favorite one is?
This is ball knowledge.
Kaji doesn't know about it.
What?
He disconnected!
Alright, who the fuck said that?
Right there guys!
He used a stun!
Right there guys!
He used a stun!
Big mafia!
He disconnected!
Alright, if Luke gets first quick round, I will not be going to the Miami now!
Tadadarrrrrrr!
Wait, y'all are doing a land in Miami?
That's only with one of those guys.
Jay and Lou do a yacht stream after!
Yo!
My game glitch my game glitch my game glitch guys. Oh my god
I'm inside here
I think you can plant the bomb me, huh?
Yo guys
He's cheating 100%
I just pop out
Actually?
Yeah
Yo walkin' plant!
Can we plant?
Plant!
Holding
5
50
35
I'm flanking for help!
Help!
Can I help you?
Oh
She's picked it off already she's picked off
I
Told you this is Pat my home's redemption
Hey boys, it's been a goddamn pleasure boys. Oh, you know, no, bro. I got a bunch NFL
Yeah, we're having a good ring says
We're just gonna play a cheater and lose again. I'm good, bro
Whatever
whatever whatever yo mingo the dev said oh man is this the same guy giving mingo a hard
time yes it is please handle him alright alright guys I'm gonna see y'all internet
All right, so what, me, Patty, Sky, when you three yard?
You're gonna play ranked instead of watching the NFL.
Yeah, bro, I don't give a fuck about that game, bro.
No, because if I'm not in the game myself,
I don't give a fuck about that game.
Holy main character.
The W stream chat tomorrow. Don't know what I'm doing. The 16th. Don't know what I'm doing. Oh, no, the 16th fan mail. The 17th obvious sanctuary IRL stream. It's going to be legendary guys.
Switch shout out Maya the 20th fortnight tournament October 5th Minecraft marathon October 14th league of legends creator tournament October 15th slash 20th in that week fortnight can't end stream until they reach on real chat lovely guys to death kid and I'll see you into the next one.
Patrick Mahomes is about to throw four touchdowns. Peace.
Oh, and in case I don't see you. Good afternoon. Good evening and good night and stream.