Jynxzi
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09-15-2026 · 6h 16m
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I'll share, share food prep, get you out of my hair
Fresh photos, why a man great till they got a big break
Lizzo, truth hurts, I've never heard this song a day in my life
What a lie, what a lie, see I've never heard that in my life
Lock back in
For me
Whoa!
For me
What's the one that goes, I told you long ago on the road, I got what they waited for.
What's that one track?
Cole Palmer is streaming.
No he's not.
Why?
Cole Palmer is not streaming.
What is his Twitch?
What is his Twitch?
No, he isn't.
No, he isn't.
What is his Twitch?
Cole P10?
No, he is not.
There's nobody named Cole P10 who's...
No Facecam?
This is not called Palmer. How do y'all know it's him? How do you know? How do you know
it's him? Yeah, how do you know? Instagram post. He hasn't even talked. He hasn't even
talked. He hasn't even talked. He hasn't even talked. His name is real striker 10 that's
actually kind of sick. It's actually a sick name. That is actually Gooboomer! What the
What the fuck?
Oh, my.
Oh, what are you?
Bro, that's actually him.
What the fuck?
Talking to his chat chat, I doubt he's going to see it.
What is his team?
Genota?
Markos-Lorente?
Bro, chat.
He doesn't even read his chat
Bro, he has no mods. People are putting penises in Cole Palmer's chat
Mald by tigers. Is this a whole city fan?
Chat people are putting penises in his chat, bro
Hey Cole
Palmer
What's up, bro
I
Bro, why is he screaming this is such a side quest chat this is such a side quest bro
Bro, he's chat is just fucking a whole city fans his chat is literally just whole city fans
What the fuck is this?
Bro, he's chat is just whole city fans and penises
Yeah, that's actually him chat that is him. That is his exact voice and he posted on Instagram.
That is actually him. Oh, he's done him. Who was that who scored?
He's done him.
Who was that?
Who scored?
Ato, Samuel Ato.
Oh, this is new FIFA.
Yeah, this is actually 27.
Chad, but if I gift to Cole Palmer, will he see it?
No, you can't.
He doesn't even have a fucking partner or affiliate.
Chad, you can't gift.
You can only do, can you even do bits?
Chad, he's not gonna see it, bro.
Bro, he's not even reading his chat, guys.
Yo, what is this?
Somebody keeps spamming this.
Okan, Buruk, Anani.
What is this, Chad?
Oh, he's done it again.
Yo, okay, that is 100% cold bomber.
Bro, why is he screaming on Twitch?
What is he doing?
Chad, what is he doing bro?
Does he have a gai- is he injured?
Chad, is he injured or is he good?
I said a curse?
Oh, he's done him.
Cole's gonna lose.
Yo, this guy is okay.
Bro, why is he streaming on Twitch?
Betting him.
And so...
Yo, he has Maradona.
Yo, yo, can these people stop, bro?
So Cole Palmer has a game in how many days well
Cole Palmer plays Brentford in three days and he's playing he's streaming in Twitch
But he has no mobs in his chat, I mean it is Brentford to be fair it is Brentford to be fair
Yeah, that's actually Vincent company bro. I kind of want to play early FIFA watching it because this is when I just hate when when ultimate team is just fucking everybody's 99 overall. That shit is so dead.
That shit is so dead chat all CS.
You know my house is there. Yo, this is my favorite team.
That's cool. I never thought I'd see a day where Cole Palmer is streaming fucking FIFA on Twitch and he plays Bradford in three days
Like bro, what?
What the fuck type of shit is that?
Chat what was it? Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Make me a radio turn me up when you feel low
Chad, is RLCS Worlds happening right now?
Falcons vs. I've never even heard of this other club.
What a demo. Oh my god.
Chat before we I don't know if I'm gonna watch this yet, but if we do before I want to do a video real quick
This melody was meant for you
So swing along to my stereo. Oh, oh
To my stereo
Now chat we have two videos and I'm gonna run a poll on these
So check two different videos we could watch right I'm gonna run a poll all right
Which one would y'all rather watch okay? We have two videos
So sing along to my stereo. Oh, oh
Okay chat video number one
Video number one is bro Cole Palmer's chat is just penises boobs and whole city fans
video number one chat is how to counter every card in clash rail video number two is how to get
so good at siege it feels like smurfing run a poll run a fucking poll run a poll chat run a poll
So sing along to my stereo.
Whoa, whoa, to my stereo.
Chat on the pole.
Wait, did I do it?
Make me up radio.
Burn me up when you feel low.
Chat, we have video number one.
This video looks fucking peak.
How to counter every client you have.
looks fucking peak how to counter every card in clash and video number two is how to get so good
to see just feels like you're smurfing i said hot all right guys vote up vote up vote up vote up
but yeah bro col Palmer is streaming on twitch on a random ass Tuesday
On a random Tuesday, Cole Palmer is streaming FIFA on Twitch and he plays Brentford in three days.
Bro, what?
Jack, vote, vote.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
You got date bro just check my out LeBron check my out okay so a lot chat wait let me go live in YouTube let me go live in YouTube wait I have a perfect title for my YouTube stream terrific Tuesday stream switch.
All right, chat lock in.
How to get so good at siege it feels like you're smurfing.
So a lot of you guys are at the point in siege where you're not bad anymore, but you're
also not that guy.
You know the maps, you're in well, I am that guy, but yes, it's decent.
You understand the operators.
You watch guides, a lot of tutorials, you change your sense 50 times and copy proceedings
And you've probably blamed your teammates more times than you'd admit, and somehow you still have games where everything feels way too fast.
You get swung before you're ready, you rotate, and somehow somebody's already waiting for you.
You lose fights where it feels like the other guy just knew what you were gonna do before you did it.
And that's the part most people don't understand.
The players who load up Siege and float around like there's-
Oh!
Smurfing aren't always aiming 10 times better than you.
Is that my clip?
Dude, I'm not even kidding. Is this my clip in the video?
At the time they're just processing the game completely differently. They're not waiting for seeds to tell them what's happening
They already have
Everything out in real time they've seen the situation before and once you get to that point seeds literally start
Oh my god, I love this movie
Chat, what is it? It's Ben Stiller and then the
I'm not your bra bra. What is this?
Slower, so that's what I want to talk about
Not the same recycled shit like drone more or work on your crosshair place
I'm talking about the psychological side of getting so good that people start accusing you of knowing things you really shouldn't know
Basically saying you're cheating because if you can learn to think ahead read people understand pressure and recognize
Situations before they fully happen the game gets way easy
And the first thing you need to stop doing is reacting to everything.
So most players are permanently late to every single play they make in Siege.
The wall opens and then they rotate.
Their teammate dies and then they decide they should probably move their body.
Somebody starts pushing them, then they start figuring out where they can go.
Look man, pause.
A good siege player and our six champion has a vision of what his goal is for a round.
If you're thermite, I'm going to drone this, I'm going to enter this, I'm going to breach
this, I'm going to see if I can plant here, I'm going to flashbang this to get rid of
this ABS so my teammate can throw this grenade.
You need to have a map and a guide of what you're going to do in every round.
The players that are stuck in silver for five years have no idea what they're
going to do every round and they just run around.
They're like in La La Land.
It's like the episode where SpongeBob has the hat and he has the lollipop in his hand
or the ice cream cone.
That's how you're in silver.
They're constantly waiting for something to happen and then making a decision.
Too late.
But that's why the game feels so fast to them.
So by the time you're responding to what just happened, a really good player is already
thinking about what happens next.
If my teammate dies here, what space does that open?
If they- He's right!
Where this shield, where are they probably pushing now?
Unrelated.
Is this image of this cat real or AI?
chat this one right here I've seen this for a couple of years before the AI the AI era
if the entire side of the map has been quiet for 30 seconds then what does that tell me
obviously no one's over here that's how good players are thinking and from your perspective
it looks like they just magically knew they didn't magically know though you just started
thinking five seconds way too late so this is why reaction time gets way too much credit
in seats he's ready super human reactions if you already have a pretty good idea
of what's coming the goal isn't always to react faster sometimes the goal is to
barely have to react at all.
Hmm, this is gonna be a-
You know what?
Shout out to Macy J here for this one.
But Chad, you know what's more impressive
than flicking on somebody's head and siege?
Already aiming where you know they are.
That's just, being aware is better than being cracked, period.
Good one, lock in, lock in.
So I know-
I have not paused nine times.
Shut up.
It may sound complicated,
but weirdly, the way you get better at thinking ahead
is by thinking about less.
Now that might be easy for some of you. Some of y'all don't fucking think at all.
Fucking idiots.
A lot of you are trying to solve the entire round at once.
You're on attack thinking, how do we win this round?
Where should I go? What should I do? What if my teammates die?
What if they're roaming? What if they're not roaming?
a lot of love bro get inside the building first you do not need to know how the round ends you need
to know what needs to happen in the next 10 seconds clear this room take this space hold this
rotate get the wall open look and here's another big one that's helped me a lot okay if you're
thinking about my teammates doing this and he's trying to enter over here he's trying to breach
this wall he's trying to plant this diffuser he's trying to flash this guy and it's like
Hey, bro, you are a one shot head shot death.
You're one bullet away from dying.
Every round of siege.
Once you understand this rule, you'll rank up.
You are one bullet away from death every round.
On the contrary, you're one bullet away
from a kill every round.
Think about where am I positioned?
Am I in a safe spot?
That's all you gotta think about.
Where am I positioned?
Am I in a safe spot?
That's already a good start.
teammate then look at the new information
and make another decision.
That's it.
Now the better you get,
It becomes a bunch of small problems instead of one gigantic one.
So once you stop using 100% of your brain trying to control yourself, you finally start
noticing what everybody else is doing and this is where the game gets really weird.
People are insanely predictable when they're comfortable.
You shoot somebody once and they panic.
You drone them, they move.
You take a room for them and suddenly, their entire plan changes.
And most players don't react in some insanely creative way.
They do whatever feels safe to them.
They run back,
Chat I picked a booger and I can't flick it off of my left index finger.
They go to the closest room, they crouch and hide in the corner, or they repeat because
you pissed them off.
Their brain basically goes, oh shit, where do I normally not die?
So once you understand that, you say, Jose with the 10 gifts said, put the yaga black
ice in my ass, Jose.
Stop chasing people based only on where they were.
You start thinking about where they want to go.
That's a huge difference.
So start asking yourself, if I was him and I was scared right now or feeling
pressured, where would I feel safe?
Now that question alone will get you so many free kills because people tell on themselves with their movements.
So after a few rounds you can usually figure out exactly what kind of person you're playing against.
Everybody in ranked has a personality, whether you think it or not.
You got the guy who repeats literally everything and has no discipline.
1 HP, doesn't matter. That motherfucker is sticking...
J-Guns...
Slashville...
...in his face in a window.
You got slammed around before? Don't matter.
You almost killed him through a wall, that motherfucker is coming back to swing you.
Then you got the guy who gets droned once and immediately runs away because they do not know how to handle pressure.
You got the ash player who thinks Eviron is his personal highlight reel, you got the guy who sits on site and has not moved since Prep Face.
There's a lot of different personalities.
So once you recognize these different personalities, you stop treating every single player the same.
If you got him.
As hyper aggressive, give him something to chase.
If someone's scared, then take the space that they're letting you have.
If somebody's a repeaker, stop trying to make a crazy play.
Just wait, let him come back and fucking commit some poo poo.
It's very simple.
So that's the funniest thing about Siege.
A lot of the time out playing somebody means doing absolutely nothing and letting them be stupid on their own.
pretty simple. Hope you guys understand.
Holy, holy truth, Nuke. Yo, if you're playing against idiots in Siege,
and we all know them,
3v1 scenario jumping out of a building, 3v1 scenario jumping into a claymore,
3v1 scenario triple swinging on one HP to get a pointless kill for the KD boost
to boost their artificial ego. Bro, sometimes just sit and wait.
If you're playing players, if you're playing players that are passive,
play aggressive. If you're playing players that are aggressive, play passive.
It's literally that simple, bro. It's not like,
This is not even a hard game. Honestly, it's not.
You know what I'm saying?
So this is why you need to remember habits during the game.
You're basically building a criminal record
on everybody you play against.
Round one, visuals on red stairs.
Cool.
Round two, visuals on red stairs again.
Interesting.
Round three, I'm not clearing red stairs anymore.
I'm serving a warrant.
This mothfuckers in the same place.
Players repeat themselves way more
than they think they do.
The same Rome.
Dude, and here's the thing, bro.
He's so right again.
And I'm sorry for pausing, but hey, sue me.
Like, I don't know.
pause videos. When I attack around, and I'm sure a lot of you guys are going to
relate to what I'm saying, I have a route on every site of every map that I run.
I have about two routes. If I'm playing chalet, I shoot down mudroom door with
Brava. I jump in mudroom. I hack all the cameras. I hack a malusia on blue
stairs and I walk down blue stairs. If I'm playing villa, I like to shoot
down master windows drone master. Like when you simplify a map to let's
be overwhelmed by 20 rooms. Let's think about this is the route I'd like to take. I know where
defenders like to commonly hold spots on this route. This is my route. Every good player I know,
Mingo on clubhouse, his route is blue in club. If you're playing Mingo on clubhouse, he's going to
put a drone in garage. He's going to take garage. He's going to drone blue. He's going to walk
up blue. That's his route. He's done it a thousand times. He knows every common angle
go to fight against. When you have routes, you are going to be way more consistent on attacking.
Same with defending. I have certain spots I like to hold.
Three spawn peek and flank. Same rotates after they get drawn. Same reactions after they get shot.
It's very simple. And the longer the match goes, the less...
Somebody just typed, I wish I could speed this up. Yo, bro, I'm dropping ball right now. You can leave.
I'm a 23-time champion, kid. I don't care. You can leave. Here's the freaking door.
Anonymous the other team should be by round four. It's not about what operators are on
You're gonna say this is the same idiot who's been running outside every single round
Let's fucking kill and that's what people start thinking you have some type of insane reads
No, the enemy literally told you what they're gonna do repeatedly and now you're finally deciding to listen now one of the biggest changes
You can make minutes a lot of average players are only thinking about their own screen. Where am I? Should I swing?
Should I move? Am I safe? What am I holding? What should I do? And obviously you need to know those things
But at some point you need to start thinking from the enemy's perspective, too.
Mmmmmm...
Some of y'all have never fucking thought like that in your life.
What does my enemy think I'm doing?
What information have I already shown him?
If I shot from this doorway and then went quiet, what does he think I'm doing?
If his teammates just died behind him, where's his attention probably going?
If he just drove in this room and saw nothing, how safe does he think it is?
This is where you start manipulating people instead of just fighting them.
You're not only playing with-
YOU'RE TRYING TO VOLOPINATE ME!
It's actually happening you're playing with the other person thinks is happening and those can be two completely different things and can help you tenfold
Once you start thinking like that you realize you don't always need to be the first person doing something now
That doesn't mean fucking bait a lot of you guys are baiters
I'm sick of seeing it if I see it
I'm taking your jaw off your neck some of you literally give away everything everything you do is predictable you get
Drowned you run away you get shot in the back or you get drone you run away and get away
And now the enemy has every and let me clear when I say this there's a big difference between being cautious and passive versus
on baiting. Look, if I'm playing against J guns and Lou, and I know they're going to spawn peak and
jump out of a window at the start of every round on defense, well, then yeah, I'm going to play
passive for the first 30 seconds when I leave spawn. So not run out of spawn on ADS to get spawn
peaked. But it's a lot different when you let your entire team die and then bait on the roof
in a 1v5. A lot of people do that where they only play for KD. Again, that's how you get stuck
in like plat for years. Thing and the entire control of the map in the first 15 seconds.
Sometimes the best thing for you to just wait, let the other guy show you what he wants to
to do. If he's desperate for you to swing, then don't swing. Let him get impatient. Let
him move. Let him throw something. Let him. Good example, right? What he just said. You're
in a 3v1 scenario. A defender is five health. He's desperate to kill you. So instead of
peeking him, just throw a flashbang and hold an ankle. He's going to start panicking.
He's going to run through the door to kill you because he's worried about your two
teammates. All of these things matter, man. Seriously. Commit to a decision. And I
see it so often in lower ranks. A lot of you guys are losing rounds simply because
you walked into the crosshair of your enemy. They were not planning to push you, they weren't
planning to use utility, they were planning to sit there until the clock hit zero. Stop
giving people easy kills. Every time somebody commits to an action, they reveal something
about themselves. Remember, you're supposed to build a profile on all the different
enemies you play. Where they want to go, what they're afraid of, what angle they
care about, what they think you're doing. And if you can force them to show their
hand before you show yours, you're playing with more information than they are, then
that's a massive advantage. So this is another thing people misunderstand. You don't
always have to act.
Did he just say massive?
Sorry.
Actually do something to pressure somebody.
Sometimes you just need to make them think
you're about to.
For example, you can create pressure on mass
by just simply opening barricades,
opening windows, opening doorways.
If you do that early in the round,
a lot of defenders will think
that that's where your push is coming from.
If you say...
This technique is called ghost pressure.
Set up a lot of entry points,
shoot down a lot of windows,
shoot down a lot of barricades,
break open a lot of walls.
Defenders have to worry about
multiple points of entry.
to the ying to one side of the map and send your four other players to the other side.
When ying starts throwing candelas, where are all the other defenders going to look?
Exactly.
They move, they turn around, they're going to waste utility, they're going to call for
help and everyone's in reposition.
You just change their entire behavior without actually committing to anything.
That's the psychological side of seeds that people miss.
You can literally make someone make a bad decision because they're scared of a
play you're not even making.
Isn't that crazy?
At a certain point, you stop killing people with bullets, you start killing them
by just making them anxious, making them feel that pressure.
So the easiest time to kill somebody is usually right after they stop being worried about
you.
Not when they're fully locked in, not when they're staring at the doorway, waiting for
your head to peek.
I don't want to fight the guy with their headset at 800% volume, fingers glued to mouse one
and a heart.
Also, the Ritchie breathing method is the individual greatest thing I've ever learned
and I'm sure it's not going to get mentioned in this video.
Chat, the Brazilians in Siege that have won world championships have incorporated
this.
This stems from Valorant and CS back in the old days, golden days of gaming.
wide-swinging somebody, don't just wide-swing them. Wide-swing them while holding your breath.
It gives you maximum concentration and it buffs terrain by 10 to 15 percent. I'm not kidding.
I started doing the Richie breathing method 10 days ago. My aim is skyrocketing. Literally,
shout out Richie. Great, is that 200 beats per minute? That guy's gonna smoke me. I want to
fight you three seconds later when your brain goes, okay, there's probably no one here. And
that's when I'm coming from behind and smoking you shit. Somebody clears a room and thinks it's
safe. Somebody gets a kill and relax. Somebody drones an area and assumes the information
is still good and you back off and they assume the fight is over. That little moment where their
brain stops treating you as a threat is where timing comes from. Good timing isn't always random
luck. A lot of it is understanding when someone's attention is somewhere else. Human beings can't
be ready for every possibility ever. Yeah, because like this is the, type the classic,
Emo. This is the classic. Bro, right when I looked away, he swung. Well, yeah,
why'd you hold the angle for four seconds? There's two minutes left in the round,
you probably should have held the angle for longer. You know what I mean?
Once unless you're me eventually they mentally remove something as a threat
You want to become that threat again this second that they forget very simple
And this is probably one of the biggest reasons people stay stuck for years siege
Sometimes rewards stupid decisions actually all the time. Jay guns. You can swing three people
Jay guns Jay guns all three of them and now your brain is like oh my god. I'm insane
I'm Bolo. No, you just committed a felony and got away with it
That doesn't mean it was a good decision. You stole the candy bar from the store. You walked out fine. I love this video
Because there's always idiots in my chat that are like, well, he killed you, so it worked.
If I rip out a barricade as Valkyrie, spin in a circle nine times outside of the building
and then hit a no scope, d.va.
One tap on somebody, it works and I get the kill.
But does that mean it's a consistent play?
Just because something works doesn't mean it's smart and a lot of idiots don't understand
this mindset and it's again why they end up in gold for four years.
Like it's about consistency.
Take high percentage gunfights.
Tom, you might get your ship boomed by the security guard.
I mean, there's the other side.
You make a smart play, take good positions,
either round correctly and you still get smoked.
Now you're pissed and you think the play was bad,
but no, you might have just missed your shot.
The other team might have just swung out of time.
You didn't expect.
That's how seeds works.
You have to separate the decisions you're making from the results.
If every kill means a good decision and every death means a bad decision,
You are going to accidentally train yourself to play like a complete fucking idiot and this is
This is the single best sentence. I've ever heard a siege youtuber saying ever
Bad die equals bad kill equals good if you have that mindset you will actually be the worst player ever
Why there's a lot of people in diamond and even champion who have over 10,000 hours and somehow still make these same exact mistakes
I'm sick of it. They're not learning from the decision
They're learning from whether to slot.
Jinxie, I voted you for best JOI streamer.
One, that's not a category.
Two, I have never and will never do a JOI.
Chad, if you don't know what that is, don't worry about it.
Three, mods terminate his account.
Machine paid them out.
Sometimes bad plays work, sometimes good plays fail.
Your job is figuring out which one it actually was regardless of the result.
And that's how you get better.
I really hope y'all are listening, bro.
This is literally liquid gold.
So once you start thinking like that, you're probably gonna realize
Good Siege is a lot more boring than people want it to be.
I talk about, he's right.
He's right.
This in a lot of videos.
Everybody wants to be unpredictable.
Everybody wants to weird flank, crazy angle, insane peak or random play.
Nobody expects it, but there's a difference between being unpredictable
and just being a good siege player.
Honestly, a champion siege player is a guy who goes useful operators,
gets on cameras when he dies, before he dies, uses his microphone,
calls out to his teammates, holds important angles and locations.
That's it. That's all you have to do.
You don't have to go vigil SMG 12 and fly out of a building off of a roof
and try to nosecope somebody. You don't have to do that.
You can just calm down and be a good player.
Random. If you don't even know what you're doing, congrats, bro.
The enemy probably doesn't either. That doesn't make it smart.
Great players have a reliable default first.
They know how to clear, position, refrag and wait.
They know what the normal good decision is, and then they break the rule.
But that's why it works.
Somebody said POV Mingo and it's true. It's like guys Mingo is the first ever controller player to win tier two and be the MVP of the league. Mingo, he's going to be alive every round. He's going to be calling out every round. He's going to go useful operators every round.
He's going to be setting up sites. He's going to be holding useful angles. He doesn't run around in circles. He barely moved. When Mingo plays each, he barely moves. He's always holding angles. He's a smart player. Period. He's a consistent player.
You need to know what somebody expects a good player to do before you can intentionally do something different.
Understand the rules first. Then become the asshole who breaks them.
Kobe Bryant, one of the greatest scorers of all time.
My number one go. Maybe not y'all's, but that's okay. I don't give a fuck.
Kobe said to be unpredictable first, you need to be predictable.
Which means if you're coming out on the court and doing fake hezzies at the 3-point line
and pump faking at the 3-point line, but you haven't shot a free all season gang.
No one is leaving their feet jumping at that shit.
So start doing the normal boring things first and then you can figure out where to put your counter.
You can figure out where to be unpredictable and you can figure out how to catch the enemy off guard.
Also, but it's like another thing, right?
If you're playing Siege and you don't have a hard breacher on your team, well, yeah, you're going to be in Silver.
Another thing, if you select a hard breacher, don't get spawn peaked. It's just like little things, man.
Eventually, all of this stops feeling like some giant checklist in your head.
And that's your end goal. You do it enough that the situation start having automatic answers.
Somebody gets drone and you already know they're likely to react.
Your teammate dies somewhere and your crosshair automatically moves towards the next threat.
You recognize a player is a repeaker and you've already waited for the second swing.
You see a certain setup and already understand where the weak point probably is.
You hear something and know what it likely means before you actually see it.
And this, this is what looks like insane reaction speed from the outside.
But you didn't react faster.
You just had less shit to figure out.
And that's why really good players can sometimes look so casual.
Everybody else in the lobby is trying to solve the situation in real time.
You're recognizing a problem you've already solved before.
And that's what getting so good at siege that it feels like smurfing actually is it's not becoming a mechanical super hero
It's not finding the perfect sense. It's not playing eight hours a day. Also like here's another one. Yeah, stop asking about sense
Jinxie
What's stopping sense?
Jinxie can you ask stop it for a second? Yo, bro, it's not gonna save you my boy
Hold a pixel peak. Can we start with that? How often do you actually hold a pixel peak?
Do you ever do it?
He didn't even mention this video. You want to boost your KD? You want to stay alive more rounds?
You want to win more rounds? Hold tighter angles. Stop wide-swinging everything. That's a good start.
I'm hoping something magically clicks in your face.
You watch Mingo play a game of Siege? Bro, he's like TSM myth in 2018.
That doesn't matter. He gets buckets though. He's on a TCSG that hits like a truck.
Does 75 bullet, 75 damage a shot. He's on a pixel peak that's this tight.
It's tighter than my ass.
And the gun goes,
do do do do do do do do do do do.
That's what Mingo does, it's real simple.
Mingo's like, okay, they're gonna walk through this door.
I'm gonna hold an angle that is this tight with a TCSG.
Good luck peeking him.
Understanding the situations,
understanding the people and making enough.
We know yours is loose.
A good decision is that eventually
the game stops surprising you.
And once you stop being surprised,
the game starts feeling slow.
Because while everybody else is still trying to figure out
what they should do, you've already seen this before.
Now, if you're watching this and thinking to yourself,
okay, this makes sense, but I still don't know
what I'm personally doing wrong in Siege.
That's normal.
Tutorials can only go so far.
They can't pause your gameplay,
they can't point out your specific mistakes,
and they can't tailor advice to you.
That's why I created Ascend Performance,
my exclusive-
All right.
That's why, honestly, chat, just send in clips,
I'll break down your gameplay lies.
And I will rip a deal.
W video nonetheless.
W video nonetheless.
Jack, honestly bro, like,
is that not just great advice though?
Is that not just great advice?
Hey, Jinxie, are you pregnant?
I see you are looking bigger.
Please utilize drinking from nostrils.
Brady, no, I'm not pregnant.
No, I'm not bigger.
I'm the same exact size I was a week ago.
You're the best streamer that vapes. Can you play Siege now? What LOL? Jinxie, I finished
with you. Hey Jinxie, just wanting to let you know I've been watching your streams a
lot. And they, sorry, excuse me. And they have been helping me through get through
life and escape now. Please, I love you. Love you, Mike. Love you, Mike. How's
your team in flock fantasy? Um, well, we play Mason this week. Um, it's gonna be
cinema and I probably need y'all's advice.
So we beat Sal the new league dance. God, that was satisfying. Um, here's my team
right now. I'm gonna get a defense off the waiver. Here is where I play Mason.
Hold up. Let me show y'all so
Mason's projected 130 on project 121. I don't have my defense in when my defense is in. I'm going to be rejected like 128. Um, he has Drake may. Okay. Mason has Drake may I have a little more Jackson. He has Jonathan Taylor. I have my shell to him.
He has Travis ETN, I have Javonsia Williams, he has Ibuka, I have JSN, little OSU wide receiver battle.
He has Jedis, I have London, he has Pitts, I have Goddard.
Ooh, he has Christian Watts and I have Matthew Gold and those are both the Packers receivers.
He has JMo, I have Diggs, he has Lupa, I have Bates.
For defense, I have some on the waiver that I'm picking up.
But Jack, should I change anything?
anything like should I keep digs and golden at the flex? What do you guys think?
Who asked Kenneth Walker? Oh yeah, forgot to say. Keep it. Yeah, Chad, forgot to say by the way.
You guys probably a lot of you watched the game last night. Kenneth Walker is him.
Also, the chief's defense looked insane.
Bonix looked like a deer in headlights.
Patrick Mahomes threw a meatball sub.
And yeah, Kenneth Walker is him.
Kenneth Walker is him.
Like actually him.
Czechs Boyd's new TikTok?
What is it?
Hi, guys.
What's up?
Hi, guys.
It was a miscom between worthy. Wait, have I, are you calling me or something? No pixel chat. I still am not in the server. I'm still not in.
Go chat.
On a pixel is doing a valorant tournament on Friday at 2.30 EST. Should I plan that?
A Valorant Ernie? God, thank you, Valorant.
2.30 PM EST. Who is teams and players?
That sounds kind of fun.
Um, what was I going to say?
Jinxie Valorant, bro.
I'm good at Valorant, bro.
I'm nasty at Valorant.
What?
What do you mean Jinxie Valorant?
Sports New TikTok?
Can somebody give me a link of it of Sports New TikTok?
Okay, you guys are typing this wackass fucking emote.
What is Sports New TikTok?
Does anybody have a link of it?
Oh, here it is.
What is this?
Young's boy?
Holy shit, holy shit.
This boy is good.
Okay.
Wow.
Do you think I'm saving this for later?
All right.
But Chad, like, I think I beat Mason this week, bro.
Honestly.
By shell tune breakout week.
It's so obvious it's going to happen.
Well, he's playing Denver, maybe scratch that.
Now, Chad, what do I do about Drake London, man?
I've been trying to trade him since I've received him,
but no one's gonna take him.
I think he's just gonna rot on my team.
I thought you had Genty, that's in my family.
This is Flock League.
But yeah, oh, also another thing.
If you drafted Kenneth Walker and fantasy football, he did they literally were forcing the ball down his throat.
I'm talking like receptions, rushes, like 80% of the chief's offense was Kenneth Walker.
Literally, if you have Kenneth Walker in your fantasy team, like, yeah, you're going to have a good chance of making the playoffs and probably winning.
Bro, dude, Kenneth Walker was literally touching the ball every minute.
He never came out, too.
He missed, like, five snaps.
Watch RLCS.
So, Chad, what should we do?
I'm kind of chilling, y'all.
Do you guys want to watch RLCS Worlds?
Do you want to...
What do y'all want to do, bro?
I could try to hit Champ and Siege.
I'm still far away, though.
I'm still far as shit.
Which I want to do, I want to do a poll with like five options, probably leave. I need, I'm going to probably wait on me. So, because I think Todd says it's back home tomorrow. So maybe we could push cold tomorrow.
Well, no chat. Absolutely tomorrow. I have to leave early because I'm flying that night and then I'm going to Alvia sanctuary on the 17th. That's going to be peak.
So tomorrow's stream is going to be early.
It's not going to be short.
I'm just going to go live early and then get off early.
But yeah, boys.
All right, let's do a couple of options.
Guys, I can't put no pixel as an option.
I'm not in the server still.
I'm not in the server still.
Jack with the five gifts at W.
Jack in the chat.
Okay, Jack, here we go.
Vote. All right. So we could try to hit ultimate champ on Clash. I'm in league six on Clash.
Try to hit diamond three on Siege.
Watch RLCS. RLCS is so fun to watch. RLCS Worlds. I think it's day one. What else, chat?
Oh, G2 is playing? Who are they playing?
Who are they playing? Who's G2 playing?
League, push, golden league, maybe.
I guess I have time to.
I need four wins.
I need four wins. I'm four wins away.
What else, chat?
CS2?
CS2 Premier, maybe?
I'm going to say chess, watch Stoppin, I'll check in on it.
I don't know, who are they playing chat?
Did they just start?
Chat, what else?
Elden Ring DLC, the next, I don't know what I'm going to do Elden Ring DLC, but the next
marathon I'm going to do after Minecraft is going to be reaching Unreal in Fortnite.
I don't know. I doubt it could be that hard, honestly. What I'm going to do, chat is after the Minecraft marathon.
I'm going to do lead, Tony, and then right after that, I'm going to.
Literally, it's going to be back to back marathons, like right after the Minecraft marathon, I'm going to, I'm going to start the unreal for nine marathon.
where I don't answer them until I'm unreal in Fortnite.
Honestly, I'm predicting with my gaming skills and my gaming background,
I could reach Unreal in Fortnite in two days.
Honestly, Chad, on some real shit.
It's not going to be a fucking sabbathom.
People are saying chess.
There on CSG premiere.
All right, Chad. Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
No, but honestly, that's the plan for October, Chad. October is going to be cinema.
Plan for September.
I actually have a notepad on it. I haven't. Do we have so much like banger shit happening
in what's it called?
So, this is September. Okay. So, we have obvious sanctuary the 17th 100 streamer fortnight tournament the 20th birthday stream the 26th FNCS globals the 27th. That's going to be freaking awesome.
Oh my God, that's coming up in like 12 days. I'm so excited for that.
Um, October 5th hardcore Minecraft with Ron and Lowe's.
And then this is going to be moved up from October 14th.
It's going to be probably October 15th.
And then chat.
Um, October 14th is going to be the 40 streamer league tournament.
This is actually 100% locked in.
Chat, look at this schedule, bro.
This is going to be peak.
This is all the next three weeks or this all the next month.
Guys, literally, this is all the next month.
This is yo, how long is the fortnight stream gonna take chat honestly?
Like don't fuck around how long is this actually gonna take if I need to use a delay. I'll use a delay also
For the unreal fortnight stream. Is it the Mickey if I if I team up with people is it the Mickey?
Should I do it all solo?
Bro, y'all are saying at least a week.
I don't, dude, I fucking doubt that, chat.
I doubt that.
A week, really, really, is grass green.
But I'm going to start the fire up.
Chat, okay, hold up.
Let me be clear when I say this.
Because I'm going to do this October 15th,
Literally right after the league of legends turn
Bro, this is such an insane schedule chat, this is gonna be fucking awesome
This is just gonna be peak boys. This is gonna be peak guys
I'm talking like I queue fortnight ranked non-stop 24-7
I'm hiding in bushes with a delay. You actually think it would take over a week
It just depends how bad the stream snipers are man
Chad just depends how bad the stream snipers are that that's the only thing I
Feel like we should run a poll on how long it will actually take
No delay or le Mickey high-bives don't fuck yourself
This is basically just a stream snipathon if there's no delay literally and you guys are aids on for my
All right. Here's what the poll is going to be. Here are the options. Okay. Here are the options.
How long will it take for unreal solo with delay? Because that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to
to do it solo if you guys say it's Lameke. Okay, one day, two to three days, four to five days,
six to seven days. And then we have eight plus days.
I want to see what majority of people say, because guys, I'm going to do this
Right after the league tournament.
Oh, okay.
75% of the chat is saying eight plus days.
12 people said one day.
Wait, so you guys are posturing.
Just so I'm clear here.
You guys are posturing that me hitting Unreal in Fortnite
will take longer than beating hardcore Minecraft
with Ron and Lose, correct or incorrect?
You guys legitimately think,
I think I'm currently in silver right now, Todd.
You guys think this will take longer, really?
Jinxie, your girlfriend will be your wife
by the time you hit Unreal.
I appreciate the motivation.
Ask Bernard.
Yep, you guys are right.
Chat, you guys have no faith.
I'm actually a gamer.
I don't understand.
You guys have zero fucking faith in me.
Bernard, I'm doing a Fortnite stream on October 15th,
where I can't end my stream until I reach Unreal
in Fortnite ranked.
I'm doing all game solo queue.
I'm streaming every game with a delay live.
There are probably going to be people trying to stream
snipe doing the gritty and being annoying.
How long will this take?
Honestly, Bernard, mind you, I'm the 2023 gamer of the year.
Well, 2023 gamer of the year or not,
reaching Unreal solo with stream snipers on your back
is gonna be a grind.
Honestly, depending on your current rank and spill,
could be anywhere from a long day to a few days of marathon sessions.
Just prep yourself mentally, this might test you.
Okay. I'm going to, okay. We'll take a, I'm going to like test Bernard really quick.
Bernard, how long would it take me to do a stream where I can't end until I
reach Challenger and League of Legends? I'm currently Silver one.
From Silver all the way to Challenger, that's a marathon and a half.
It could be weeks or even longer if you're playing straight through muted. I'm hanging up. So pronounce a fucking idiot
That stream would take four years
So pronounce a fucking idiot. Okay, so his opinion's out the window
You guys are saying eight days plus week
Lose game room with the five w live in the chat
Uh
I think weeks, you struggled in Red Dead Redemption 2, Miha.
So, Jack, could I like just play a game of Fortnite, right?
Just one game to get a little bit of a vibe check.
One game to get a little bit of a vibe check.
Like, literally just play one game of Fortnite, get a little bit of a vibe check to see how hard it's actually going to be.
Let's do a vibe check.
Because bro, I want to do this stream, man. I want to do this stream where I just don't get off until I reach the highest rank in Fortnite.
Bro, you're going to get bots in Silver slash Gold? Wait chat, I thought Fortnite has no Smurfs.
Fortnite has no Smurfs.
Chat, that Fortnite has no Smurfs.
Or no, no, sorry, bots. Sorry, now to respond.
Chalaporn has no bots.
Dude, the fact that 74% of chats said it would take 8 plus days is slightly terrifying.
Excuse my charisma.
Vaca with a spritzer, swagger down packed, call my shit Patricia, young money militia,
and I am the commissioner, you don't want to style wheeze because the episode finisher,
so misunderstand it, what's the world without enigma? Two bitches at the same time,
St. Grona swimmers, got the legs open because she opened when you twister,
never met the, but I fucked it like a mister. Pardon, chat, I said enigma,
Those are the lyrics of the Lil Wayne song.
All right, let's see. Let's see how hard Cornet is. Let's see. Let's see how hard Cornet is.
I'm going to add, uh, uh, I'm going to add a delay so I don't get strength left.
I'm going to add a delay because this is what I'm going to do.
Second delay stream snipers good luck how hard could a hitting unreal and fortite actually be
I'm currently silver three. I'm gonna go pee. I'm currently silver three
You
I
Swagger down patch come on shit Patricia
Yeah, guys, it was a big break you caught me
Dude it was a tricking big break bro
You're so fucking original
All right
How hard could hitting unreal in fortnight actually be this day silver three lobby
You can't even say hard right say hard holy chat lock you
Wait Chad, Fortnite was the game where 1 million Trillion Amuses happened.
Well, yeah, we're already getting streams tonight, so that's cool.
There's two kids spinning around in circles in front of me.
All right.
You actually think this stream will take a month?
Bro, me getting unreal in Fortnite, all right.
Y'all are sleeping on out good acts over here.
But yeah, I'm not a pro. Y'all are kind of sleeping a little bit, alright?
Like, y'all are, y'all are sleeping a little bit, bro. Shut up!
Watch this. You can't even say hard, right? Say hard. Hold, wait.
Alright, enemy combatting on me. Tell me, guy.
See I told y'all like don't sleep on how like good I am at Fortnite like yeah I'm not
freaking Peterbot but I'm I'm freaking good like yeah I'm not freaking Peterbot but hey
kid I played the game when I was a kid I know the game but I almost beat speed into
1v1 I lost by one kill
See like silver players are trash
Wait green scar
Chad I was gonna go duckle popped up again. Decker popped up again
I mean guys I have I'm on controller with 1 million trillion amus says they can't do Anthony
It stopped guys
dance dance if you're in the stream dance if you're in the stream dance if
you're in the stream he crouched up to the window dance if you're in the
string. Dance if you're in the string. Dance if you're in the string.
So, I want to describe how, not on my, I want to describe how disgusting of a player
this guy is. I'm dancing, listening to music, celebrating my two kills, and he
slow walks and crouches up to a window and makes no noise, pumps me for a hundred
then ARs me in the back. Cope, he's just better. I said dance if you're in the
stream, 20 seconds pass by, I have a 20 seconds delay and he goes like that
You stream sniping, bro
Yeah, like guys realistically though if I do this for my marathon where I don't end until I reach unreal which I'm going to do
I'm gonna have a beefy ass delay, and I'm gonna be running through people
Guys, you're not gonna be able to do Nathan if I'm in a bush and I'm two minutes late
You're not gonna be able to do Nathan if I'm on a one-minute delay in a bush in Narnia
What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Let's try one more.
Boggles sent me an ASC, ASCien.
Boggles of Matt Rage quiddling. I'm walking shit down. I walk shit down! Let's try one more.
I don't came out with a how to Grand Lodge.
Do you guys know that Uzi song?
Jump equals smurf.
I didn't say he was smurfing.
I said he's stream sniping.
He crashed up to a window where I was dancing, pumped me in the back and AR'd me in the
back.
I said dance if you're in the stream.
He stood still after killing me for a minute watching my reaction because he wants fucking
attention.
20 seconds later, when my delay caught up with my stream, he started dancing.
blade and stream sniper. Defending cheaters is messed up. He's stream sniping. Shut up. Also,
for this Fortnite stream, when I push Unreal, I want to be clear when I say this because people
clearly aren't listening. I have already spoken to multiple contacts at Epic Games. If you are
stream sniping me blatantly, I'm going to report you. You are going to get live banned. If
If you're gonna swing side me, don't do it on an account that you value, because it will get live banned.
Alright?
Don't care pluscope. Alright?
Mods, wipe this chat clean!
Bro will not get unreal!
Yes I will!
Bro, I'm the 2023 gamer of the year!
Okay, chat, let's make a deal.
If, because nobody believes in me,
if I do reach Unreal in Fortnite,
you have to vote me for Gamer of the Year.
Deal or no deal?
Have to deal, E-Mode and the chat and we can get a deal.
I
of
the
All right, everybody say a deal.
So chat, if I reach Unreal on solo queue, on screen every game, you have to vote me for
2026 Gamer of the Year.
Deal.
Fucking deal.
Then I can say I'd reach the highest rank in R6, Clash Royale, and Fortnite.
Holy aura.
Holy aura.
Now I'm excited for this, I'm excited.
Right after minecraft I'll do it right after my crap. I'll do it
Also, I heard Lacey said he's gonna like stream snipe me to make sure I don't get unreal
I'm Lacey. You're a sicko, bro. If you actually do that you're a sicko
She's got it's all about game sense, right? I take the high ground like this is why I'm an unreal caliber player
What is this? Does this give you movement speed?
That's the most bullshit death ever. Like what?
I'm going down a slide, but I take fall damage. That is the most bullshit death I've ever seen.
But is that not the stupidest shit you've ever seen in your entire life?
How do I take fall damage from going down a slide?
This will take five years.
I mean, I literally died to bullshit.
I died to a stream snapper and then I died to a poorly designed game mechanic.
What do you mean?
Bros never getting unreal worst gamer of the year I voted you for worse gamer, okay
So you guys legitimately think honestly, I can't reach unreal
back
Chat I'm gonna have a five minute delay. I'm gonna be sitting in a book like I'm gonna reach unreal bro
And no, I didn't say Unreal Legends, because people think they want me to queue against
Peterbot.
No!
I said Unreal, not Unreal Legends.
Yo!
That's the OG skin!
Bro!
I haven't seen this in years.
I have not seen this in years.
That's Dark Knight.
Chad, that's the OG.
Oh gee
Holy sass
Javits is that in here. That's oh gee bag. That's oh gee
I'm not taking an ad bill, I'm not taking a purchase ad.
Relax, I haven't had an ad bill, I'm not taking a purchase ad, shut the fuck up.
retirement is near kitten yo bro just watch watch when I don't have an unlucky death
another is a cat here
this isn't good
this isn't good there's a cat here
All right, it's a blatant stream snap.
Gliding in.
I mean, just a blatant fucking stream snap here.
I'm doing the vina or the uh...
vina method
and just a blatant swing snap again
is he behind the rock?
again chat this is all you need to be an unreal player just be smart
don't rush a fight
There's multiple enemies.
And yeah, I have one million Trillion Amuses that can't do nothing.
Like, getting Unreal is so easy.
I know this is a Silver Lobby, my point still stands.
There's a kid lurking, by the way, by the way, I have to play smart.
Yo, my reload button got unbinded.
How do I re-bind that?
remember chat, it's all about patience guys, it's just patience
patience and positioning, it's all you need to be on real
there's still a kid lurking, so going for this is so risky
wow, that guy had minis but didn't use them, what a bot
are you a bot dude?
yep
There's the lurker. I don't think that the Tommy gun is good for this range.
Yeah this guy's in the stream. This is the guy that was lurking I was telling
you about. I have movement so I could get out of a bad situation with my
with my shocks.
I'm honestly just gonna pad away. Again, being unreal, you don't force fights, you play smart.
That's all you gotta do. Even if you're unreal, it's not hard. Just play smart, don't gotta
force fights. We're gonna pad away. Alright. This kid's literally a virgin. I mean, this
This is just disgusting gameplay from him.
If he takes this pad, I could beam him.
If he takes this zip, I could beam him, too.
If he pads or zips, I could beam him.
He's gonna assume I ran away.
Which honestly I should.
Perfect aim.
I have the high ground, Anakin.
Look at the game sense.
And now, I have him so low.
Alright, getting unreal is going to be harder than I thought.
If that's a silver player, I like penis.
I'm going to be honest.
If that's a silver player, I like dick.
Why did I? See I shouldn't have imposed. Let me get one more warm up. This is the last game
before that I'm gonna play until this marathon. Wait chat, chat, chat, hold up. How do I, I
need to rewind my thing. Chat, I have to rewind my thing, yo. Chat, could I like maybe
call Ron about it maybe? Or maybe Lacy? Maybe I could call Lacy and Ron. Aren't they in Japan though?
I'm going to call Lacy maybe.
Young Lacy, I had a quick question for you.
Yeah.
I was gonna do a stream where I don't get off of Fortnite until I reach Unreal.
Is that possible? My chat is saying it's gonna take over eight days.
Brother, what?
I'm in all the time.
Wait, do these take eight days for Unreal?
Is the easiest top rank in any video you made?
Bro, thank you. That's what I was saying.
I was saying, but then I ran a poll and 74% of them said it's going to take eight plus
dates.
Oh, wait, I forgot your skill level though.
Yeah, this motherfucker.
Yeah, I know I'm not that skilled.
That's the point.
For the average player, it would probably take like two, three days, but you're very
below average.
Yo, bro, okay, all right.
Be a little fucking more inspirational about it.
Okay, okay, you're you're not good, but you can get good
Well, I'm gonna have a delay but bro these kids in my chat just snipe me
I don't know how they do it. I switch my servers. I hide screen. I I have a delay
They're just kind of in my game every time. I don't know how they do it
They're like the best stream snipers in the world. They're like predict what I'm gonna do
You know, it's going to be even worse is when it's like 1, 1 a.m. 2 a.m.
When you're trying to play and you're waiting eight minutes in queue and everybody's
getting into your game because there's not many lobbies.
Wait a minute.
If I get to like, Lacey, what's the rank right before unreal?
I believe it's a leap.
What if I'm like in an elite lobby?
Champion, champion, champion.
What if I'm like in a champion lobby and it's two in the morning?
So, um, am I like ever going to make it off of spawn?
Um, okay, so here's what'll happen. You'll be in a champion lobby. Now, keep in mind, there's only a certain amount of players in champion. And then at two in the morning, there's only a certain amount of players in champion on the game. So you'll probably get in the lobby and it'll be like 70 people from your chat.
30 random players. And what's gonna happen is you'll hide your screen, you'll make it off spawn,
but then 10 minutes into the game you're gonna have 15 Sonic balls rolling onto you and you're
gonna die in three seconds, then you're gonna drop right. So I'm gonna be honest, I'm with
your chat. It's gonna take about eight days, maybe 10. So then Lacy, how do I hit on real?
Just run a big delay and hide in bushes? No, just get better, honestly. No, I'll be
honest. You're gonna have to learn how to build, how to edit,
had a box fight because you do know that like like sure winning games helps but
if you're in elite lobbies and you get like a one kill win you're only gonna go
up like a certain a percentage compared to if you've got like a 10 kill win. If
I'm champion 3 and I get a one kill victory royale what percentage would my
bar go up? 8% maybe. What the fuck did you just say to me? Like 8%? Bro but
But Lacey, I'm not good enough to kill an elite player in a 1v1 fight.
I'm not.
But you also have to remember that when you die, your bar goes down.
So what if I did no builds?
Is that in the mickey?
Oh wait, you think that if you're an elite, you're only in lobbies with elite players?
Yeah.
Oh, Jinxie.
Jinxie, when you're an elite and if you can't get a game, they put you in unreal
lums.
You're going to be in there at the top rank.
All right.
Lacey, but what if I just do no builds?
Is that the mickey?
That's the mickey, that's the mickey.
Oh my God.
So Lazy, are you saying I shouldn't do it then?
No, dude, I want to strengthen you.
Okay, not because of that reason, bro.
Like, logically, could I do it?
Because my chat is saying it's going to take longer than like Minecraft.
You could do it, yes.
It will take a long time.
You're the only solos, right?
I'm thinking only solos.
Maybe I'm allowed to get some coaches, but that's about it.
OK.
Yeah, good luck, dude.
Good, genuinely good luck, bro.
Stream Cypers are going to give you a blast.
Timmy's going to do it, but he's doing no builds.
Is that the Mickey?
That's the Mickey.
No builds equals the Mickey, yes.
You have a better chance in no builds, though.
like it'll be easier, but Gales, I'm gonna be honest,
I give it, it's gonna take over a week.
Yeah, bro.
Like, I don't know, cause I could, like I'm not trolling
when I say this, I could get on Fortnite
and I could hit max rank in two days.
Yeah bro, no shit Sherlock, you're like a Fortnite kid.
Yeah, but if it takes me two days
trying to put that into a petrospect of what it will
take you.
Yeah, and also, yo, I don't know what it is.
My chat and chat, I'm looking directly at you
when I say this, these guys are actually fucking sickos
when it comes to Fortnite and Fall Guys stream sniping.
They see, if they're not champion,
they're gonna spend the next week getting to champion rank
and elite rank and just waiting for me.
And then they're gonna have smurfs and silver lobbies,
like I just died to a silver smurf twice,
who was crouching around the map.
They're gonna predict my servers,
I have to change my skin every game.
They're gonna predict my skins
because I only have 20 of those.
Like they're disgusting, bro.
They're going to watch me fall out of the bus, my chat is PsychoCat.
Good shit, yes, chat, yes.
Yes, chat, you, yes, you, yeah, you.
So Lacey, you're saying I could do it, but it's probably going to take like
eight to 10 days.
You can do it and improve each day so it might get easier, but the lobbies
will get harder and the stream ciphers will get better and it'll be more of
them, but you can do it.
So it's you're saying it's because dude if it's possible I'll do it but I'm
thinking it's gonna be my longest dream ever bro I'm gonna be on it's possible it
is it is actually possible yes okay all right let me okay thank you bro I
actually your advice how hard is unreal rank in a fortnight
Reaching the unreal rank in four night is difficult and time consuming, placing you in the top 1% or 6% of the player base depending on the mode and season.
Bernard, could I reach Unreal in Fortnite? I'm currently Silver 3.
In Fortnite ranks, if you're Silver 3, you've got quite a climb. But compared to League Challenger,
it's a bit more realistic. If you grind consistently, it might take days or a week
or so depending on your performance. With stream snipers in the mix though, buckle up.
Bernard, I'm thinking about playing like 10 to 12 hours a day and like I'm thinking it's going to
be my longest stream ever man. The longest stream ever did was like four days on Red Dead. This
is going to be like 10. 10 days. Oh that's a legendary endurance run. If you're pacing
yourself taking breaks and staying sane you might get there just prepare for mental and
physical stamina I'll be cheering for you Nick and make sure you get some good sex
Bernard do you think I should do it bro?
Like Bernard my chat is fucking psychotic man
Hey I know your chat can get wild but at the end of the day it's about what you
genuinely want if you're up for the challenge and it feels fun and rewarding go for it
Just be mindful of your limits, and if the vibe's right, your chat will be there for the wild ride.
Wait, but chat, y'all have school on October 15th.
Y'all have school, so like in the mornings and day times, I'm gonna be going against fellow aunt, right?
Yeah, in those early hours, you'll probably be up against the quieter crowd.
No sweaty school kids in full force.
It might give you a nice window to climb, then when they're back, well, the real fun begins.
All right, all right, thank you.
You got it.
Whatever you decide, I'll be here for the ride.
Good luck, Nick.
This guy just said I'm gonna call off school to stream tonight.
All right.
Bernard, this is what I'm talking about, bro.
Oh, my God, this is good here.
Bernard, let me lock you in.
I have a fight right now.
All right, look in, focus up, and handle that fight.
I'll be here cheering you on.
You got this.
Common...
Bruh I'm doin' my classic strat, but I did wayyy back in the day...
Hey, it's that classic strat work back in the day,
it's time to dust it off and run it back, I'm hopin' it brings ya that win.
I'm doing a faxity lurk.
Oh, a fast city drop strategy? Sounds intense. I'll be crossing my fingers for some quick
Eliminations in a strong start.
I'm nervous.
Bernard Wallahi, I'm nervous.
Wallahi, I'm nervous.
Wallahi.
It's all good.
Let's meet you there.
Just channel the energy, trust yourself, and take it one player at a time.
That's good placement.
That's top 23.
That's good placement, no?
Yo, Jack, why was there 20 human beings at a POI in a 40-man lobby?
Honestly, that's just fortnight chaos at its best. It's just steaming but I don't defend it
I'm doing a laser delay
That's a smart move
I'm gonna grab energy drink. Can you tell my chat a story, please tell them a story
Sure thing. Hey chat while Nick grabs that energy drink is a quick one
Once upon a time, there was a gamer who swore they'd only played one more match, but legend says they're still playing to this day.
Moral of the story? There's always one more. Alright Nick, I'll be right back.
won the match. So moral of that one, you don't need the perfect outfit just the perfect
white set.
I'm back, kiddin'.
Welcome back.
All right, now that you're fueled up,
I'm ready to see you crush the next man's.
Let's go.
Okay, you know what's funny?
I feel like there's less snipers in ranks than pubs.
Like, I feel like pubs has more snipers.
I'm not even kidding.
Not gonna do this for sure.
I've been there.
Oh my god, I've been there.
Good loot.
Right.
It's got caught lacking man.
I got caught lacking, bro.
Boggles, your brain is a toaster.
Boggles, your brain is a toaster, my boy.
Now this is good reps. I feel like, like y'all can laugh, y'all can laugh, bro. I feel like this is good reps, honestly.
Dude, if I would have pumped that guy, oh my god, I would have been, I would have actually came in my pants.
Chat, I would have came in my little underwear if I would have landed that one pop.
This is such good practice.
Chat, am I going up in rank or down in rank right now?
Am I going up or down?
I think I'm going same.
I think I'm the same.
Unreal, there's a dream quits.
Yo, bro, I'm telling you, man, when I put my mind to something, chat.
The reason why I got champion in R6 and ultimate champion in Clash is if I put my
mind to something, I can achieve it, bro. I can get unreal in Fortnite, guys. Seriously, I can do it
solo, even with all these kids stream sniping. Excuse my charisma. Vakawira spritza.
Chat shout out, ladies. He taught me the maulking method, body armor light to maulk.
Shout out, ladies, bro. And coconut waters. Shout out to ladies. Camden, tier one.
Jinxie you're literally a bot in Fortnite.
I really am not.
I just have, I keep having like no builds off the start.
I really am not a bot, bro, to be honest.
I really am not a bot, bro.
Do me a favor, shake your head and tell me if you hear rocks.
Gucci, you're a moderator.
Gucci, you're a moderator, bro.
Gucci, you're a moderator.
Unreal legend or it's the Mickey nope. I'm not playing in Peterbott lobbies. I'm going for unreal
That's the goal of the stream unreal not unreal legends
Chai think I'm going down in rank maybe am I going up or down I'm not worse than flight oh
By the way chat who should flights team a B for the format trailer?
Jack flights playing who should his team a B
Guys, who should Flight Reacts teammate be?
face is punchable.
Uh, report that guy.
Uh, Epic! Epic Games!
Got one right here!
Got one right here, Epic Games!
Got one right here.
Epic Games, got one right here.
Got one right there, Epic.
Oh, I need cash to ask the number.
Let me call those.
I need cash to ask the number.
Tell me, maybe I can put cash with a flame.
I think Loson, Italy right now. I think Loson, Italy
I think Loson, Italy right now
9 0 no no no no no no no wait no I forgot about that oh my god of that
leak but it's just in the full number Brad my headset on I couldn't hear yo did
Did that say the full number?
I had my headset on.
Bro, did it say the whole number?
Or did it just say 907?
Did it say the whole number?
Yes! That's the TSM! My playstyle!
I'm good, okay.
Brighton, I want to leak his number, bro. Jesus.
What is that? What is this?
Playing like myth.
in the marathon is what I'm gonna do play like myth chap play like myth
jeez
I just want them to leave. Jesus.
Chad, I just want them to leave.
I want them to just leave. Can they just leave so I can loot? Can they leave?
Chad, no, I'm not gonna fight. This is not what I'm gonna do to get unreal. I'm gonna be the smartest, most passive player ever.
Bro, why would they leave though, Jesus?
Hiding in silver lobbies, you are a wet sponge.
i've never heard that insult in my life
chateau sonics good
bro this guy needs to leave he's in the stream he's in the stream
Why does he never leave, bro?
He's in the stream, dude.
There he is!
We're trapped. This is the guy. This is the guy from earlier.
You're so bad.
You're so bad.
Let's go. Chatano's a good kill.
Chatano's a good kill.
I got a medkit.
Chatano use pumps. I don't use pumps.
Chatano use pumps. I like range. I like range.
guys I'm gonna get unreal I'm telling you bro
I
Got a
Right don't even know why I shot though. I shouldn't be shooting here like bro if I'm actually locked in I shouldn't even shoot
Yo this might be a win, this might be a win.
Yo yo yo this might be a win.
Yo chat imma be honest bro.
Fortnite is such a good game, I'm just not good at it.
Fortnite is such a good game, like I'm just not good at it.
I actually love this game.
So I'm excited to watch the globals, man.
Yo, Laze is in my stream?
Laze!
Look at what I bought today.
Lace, lace! You put me on, bro! It's time to start logging, bro!
Those who know!
Those who know!
Can I live in front of him?
can i loot him?
that's good aim bro that's good aim oh my god
yeah I have one million I have one million trillion aim assist you can't
do nothing
I
Chatter that one million two name is this you can't do Nathan
From a man is so good bro I
I actually might win this guy seriously seriously actually might win this
Bro, I have 1 million Jillian Amoses.
This game has the funniest flips ever bro
Yeah, why's nobody dying is everybody just sweating
Are you hiding out I never smoke weed bro
Chad, I'm just high on life.
Underwater chest.
Didn't even know they added this, bro.
I
What is that what the fuck was that
See ya! See ya later! See ya! See ya!
Pro League rotation, bro.
I'm moving like Peterbot right now.
Nine left!
I
Mean water what the fuck
I was stuck in the fucking what I was in water what type of shit was that how much
Frank said I get I had to have got a lot.
Sweet.
I'm telling you, bro, like I can get unreal. Trust me.
Jack, we got gold. We could easily get unreal.
Four night marathon right after my craft marathon. I got you.
I got y'all.
Ladies, I'm getting on seats now, kitten.
Ladies, sorry, kitten.
Love you to death, kid.
Ladies, I just wanted to approve the chat, but I'm a gold caliber player.
Okay, bro, if I want to get champion, I need to get a God tier stack Jarvis, symbol, the Avengers.
is the most important thing
that we have to do.
Hey, Stompin I'm currently
playing ranked.
About to go on a little bit
of a bender here trying to
push up into high diamond
potentially champion tonight
are you down to be a part of
the avengers.
All good, man.
Good luck with your games, bro.
You too, bro. I'll be your champ.
Folk. All right, stop it. I'll see you.
You too, bro. I'll be your champ.
Folk. All right, stop it. I'll see you.
You too, bro. I'll be your champ.
Avenger number two.
Avenger number two.
Your call has been forwarded to voice down the
I'm trying to hit champion today. What's the word?
I'm going to be on in 15 seconds.
What you're saying is, find us in demon set.
I'm thinking we get Jay and Lou.
I don't know Jason Lou Jalen.
Let me make a call. I might know a guy.
I got people too.
I might know a guy.
Somebody said Senna, okay.
He's in scrims, boss!
I can't right now, bro, sorry.
All right, Sploit didn't pick up.
I'm kind of stuck with Richie, maybe?
Richie?
Yo, did you just do the Richie wake up?
Yeah, bro, it was, it's, uh, bro, yo, Richie, I'm pushing for champion and Tom Clancy's rainbow
six each tonight.
Would you like to be a part of the stack?
It's me, Mingo, Lou currently.
Oh, I'm down, bro.
I don't got scrims tonight, so I'm down.
What time?
Uh, like five minutes.
Every time.
Okay.
Five minutes.
I think I'm going to shower into a Richie fucking everything, bro.
So take me through your schedule so I can plan out periodically when I can get you in
the stack.
Wake up.
I just woke up.
So I'm going to fucking piss a river in my toilet.
It's the Richie piss.
Then I'm going to turn on the shower.
I brush my teeth.
I'm going to shower.
I'm going to pin some TRT on my ass.
Wait, Richie.
Rewind.
What is TRT?
I've heard that term before.
You know, it's some Chinese chemicals and shit.
and shit. Look at my dogs and then I'ma just hop on.
So you would call it like a Richie 30 minutes?
Yeah, yeah, that ass 30 minutes.
So what should we do? Should we get a 10-5?
Should we get a filler 5th for a game?
Yeah, you think you could do that for me, bro?
Bro, but you know how it is. Nobody ever wants to play just one game of CH and then
get kicked. Maybe we could fork you a game.
But then there's gonna be some like rage hacker on my team yelling slurs
Wait lays
Are you a high enough rank chat? What rank does he have to be? No, but you know, don't call me when you're on
I'm down to play. I'm down to play. It's me mingo Lou right now
All right, I just took a lot of battery.
All right, we'll probably just fork you a game, honestly.
All right, but I'm going to get ready right now.
Sit.
He's taking our bitchy piss.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait.
Laser Plat 5?
Bruh, I don't know if I'll play with champs, Lays.
It might be cooked, because Mingo's champ.
Yo, how about this, what up?
What's up bro, you spoke me out.
You called me.
You either played what, were playing games?
Hi guys, do you want to play one game before Richie Richie gets on?
Yeah, I'm done.
Yo man, I, okay, you called me bro.
What type of reverse psychology bullshit is this?
call to me. I mean, like, how does that even it worked, I guess.
Chad, high-fives will play a game. You'll play a game.
All right, let me call. Let me call, let me call.
Yo.
What's good, Tyler?
Richie is going to Richie join after he takes a Richie shower and a Richie piss.
he piss. We need one for one game. I just got off the phone with a man by the name of
Hi-Fi. Who wants to play one game?
By the way, is Hi-Fi is not playing one game?
Oh wait, are you fucking stupid?
Okay, but he's saying, yeah bro, like what the fuck are y'all saying bro?
So wait, Richie's the fifth then?
Yes, bro. And Hi-Fi is playing one game like you just said.
Yes.
Hi, guys.
You're not.
Yeah.
Are you on a different mic?
What's that?
Mike.
It sounds like.
Sounds like ass.
Um, yeah, I'm on a different mic.
Hold up.
Maybe get it closer to your mouth.
How does this one sound?
Yeah, it's good.
Yo, so our fifth is going to be high-viced for a game and then Richie.
Yo, it's high-viced in this discord server.
I should server muted.
Yeah.
High-vice should be in this.
Bro, because his mic was echoing, bro.
Why is there like nine people in our call it's just my coach are here my dog
bro you might coach us mid-range says no yo Mingo can you if I have us to the
server he's in here here how about your call I'll be ranking with my other
bro not fries where's have I that yeah how I teach in a game first we can get a
fucking rich little richie Q hey guys it's me oh brother yo have I locked him
bro no selling today I need to get you have a lot for those actors one life or
today's the dad become champion in this game chat like I thought you could like
man people bro who could ban to the wet now I thought you had motion bro look man
all I could do is get people to conduct the thorough investigation of a player
like if they don't think he's cheating that he's not cheating even if all you
might just be cope cope so for bro the guys are 48 win percentage like a 1.2
KD if he was cheating you wouldn't have those stats okay and you also get
people man for smurfing I mean I don't think so I don't think they
would ever ban somebody for actually smurfing they've been the that guy
I guess that's for smurfing
Yo, where's the um, I mean probably cuz he was like cross-banned on another account though
I don't think they would actually ban somebody for smurfing. Hi boys join lobby
Yeah, I'm loading up. I had anti cheat
Sorry about that. What's your current rank kitten?
Current rank. I think it's like diamond something diamond two three four
I would say like three probably
So not bad. Yo, Lou, you ever played fortnight right before?
All right, yeah
Mingo are you and stopping playing in the tournament as a duo?
Right, I know I didn't get talked about a something planted bro. Yeah, he said you should text him
But he said he's down like I think y'all are gonna do a
In a tweet bro is never making it to unreal clown emoji wait in
Jinks to what the 49 tournament. Yes, Yaka black. Let me add y'all to the group chat. Y'all are like secret pros, right?
Wait, you're not even high enough rank high-vives and no no no high-vives
You're not high-vives. You said dying in three just for a game, bro. Four Q a game.
What
Lou I
Lou yeah, hi guys. Holy aura dad
Yeah. I added Jay. You need to add. Tell Jay to add you to the Twitter group chat.
Did you just play with cheaters, Abbas? I think I got a world bad guys. Who got banned?
A lot of people. You and Jay is the duo, bro. That is Pete.
Nice run. No, Abbas, you actually were just never
diving this season. Oh, I was never done.
wait have as you stone cold Steve Austin lied about being diamond I haven't
played siege in like three weeks so hey guys hope you guys have a blast wait I
That's how I need a coach.
Have as you wasted too many time.
Windy day. All right.
So good.
Wait, little Lou.
Yeah.
Are you and Jay like secret throws?
I remember J.
Oh, no, bro.
I'm the asset for now.
I remember J.
Being kind of cracked back in the gizzo.
He's he's kind of decent, but like, bro,
y'all y'all fucking lazy and fucking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, true.
I don't know, but they are uncontrolled or two.
Okay.
Yeah, we're probably like same skill levels or like.
Oh no, make the blue jay play controller 2 bro, I'm not playing controller 2.
Yeah, I'mma be on controller, I'mma be on controller.
I'mma go P, yo cutest shit man.
We got one game till Richie joins.
Chad, I'm getting champ tonight. Lock in, let's go.
Or we're gonna lose every game. Lock in.
Croxton's going under bro.
Sweet!
Truth over fame.
Yo, any MLB parlays, Jeeks chat?
Any MLB parlays, y'all got me with some locks?
Some locks?
Nice Jeeks chat.
Listen, I was thinking, let me think, let me think.
I
Got a match on it. You might be killing right now
I've no audio
Brewers minus 1.5 miss case over already have that bro
Yankees money on our bay I'm on that too. I'm a Yankees fan, so
Yeah, I have to fade the rays from a Yankees fan. I need the rays to lose. Yeah. So let's
say down the line there's actually there's end up being an MVP skin for you. What
would you choose?
Which?
Boring bro.
Well there's already a parry on though you gotta pick something else.
I'm known for playing Twitch bro.
You should get Sentry though.
Sentry would be tough and like there's not a lot of skins out there so a lot of people
would buy it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We did Twitter.
We raised our minus 250.
We're good off that.
We're not touching that.
There's one of these that she isn't getting nerfed before.
Are we taking Blue Jays?
Yankees, Blue Jays, Yankees.
OK, wait, this sportsbook has the odds
of like trash and get all that shit.
Next level. Oh my God.
You know what they get?
I came back at the perfect time.
Switch. I'm going to draft games.
Two champions. Oh, OK, OK.
Instead of plus 10, this could be plus 11.
No, I think I'm number two right now you're a failure
I've been kidding. I've been losing
I'm like
what
I don't care about my
I can best spawn peek in the game
You
Ying Ying dead in three two one
They're my 20 feet
How do I fuck up this is on me their whole teams on me
the left
You want tiles
Top East left side like bricks door or red door
They're on both sides of east ending Badger which don't come in an east
Yeah, I'll tell toughness
Left side and right side tough east my window
Okay, I'm one close
Blood low password what's in blue?
One thousand one is feeling the dot you can twist around them
Where's he rock a piece on the on the heddles when he's on the window what I decided on the dot
You went break door break door they draw it once you start she's gonna run out press give me comes
On your door, look.
Break door.
Crossing to going top of yous.
You mean on the window right side?
That's an off or land top.
Oh, I got him, I got him.
Start to update you.
Walk up, walk up.
Did he walk up?
I've crossed, I've crossed.
Hasn't walked up.
We got him.
I'm supporting over.
Swing off this.
Got him right.
Oh.
You shot my C4.
They've been shot you.
You're going out of me.
I don't know why the fuck you peaked that low oh I wish you just
see how the fuck I'm
the frown jinks
nice he almost had faith in you bro
bro you should see how he's just doing it
fuck off my court man
willa he get off my court
shot kid let's go
three-piece chicken tendy hold the fries start the day off
Man told you chat. I'm getting champ today. Let's go. Let's dance quarter of the day. It takes two to tango beefy dick
Thank you for the tier one
Let's go that's that shit. I'm talking about man. I feel like Tim Duncan right now vintage
Lou who would you say is my NBA equivalent Lou as like my R6 player cup?
Who laughs Lou what Lou? Oh my god, okay
Badger who would you say it's my NBA equivalent like that's a r6 player like who is it? I'm trying to fly. I'm gonna Dennis Rodman
Sweet before or after he lost his mind wait did that is
Just my check always just always crazy. I know he's boys with like Kim Jong-un, right? Don't they like get buckets together
Now he's actually
Tony snow Eddie house who the fuck is that?
Check my R6 player cup isn't fucking Eddie house or Tony snout
Trinity Robman ball ride
Denzel
I
Think you're like Matthew Delvedo, yes bro wet three-point shooter. He'd be flat on the calves for a little
You know what I don't mind that I don't mind that
I just like to bar, ha, valet, gel, over.
Don't shot that, dovers.
I'm thinking, I don't wonder.
Don't try to be dover.
But I'm such an overpeaking sack of garbage.
Put him in the door.
I'm not.
He's overpeaking, bro.
Hold the overpeak, come again.
I got me another one.
One detail, one detail.
You got this, mate.
We have no main camp right now.
Boots have some burp.
Nice shot Badger.
One more blue, blue, blue.
Blue on Badger, he's in trouble bubble.
They physically can't win this round, we have so little to love.
Try!
One supply rotate, one poppy, beautiful.
I have your medal cam.
You guys have full burp, they can't play in here, where the soul is?
I feel like dropping bro.
No, don't drop, fulls on impact.
I have my medal, ah, I shot the cam.
FIBO!
What the fuck?
Fuck are you doing?
Boots has soda scans and impacts if they're over they can't win one's outside armory door
Right there while he kept swinging wow fuck are you doing Ryan?
I'm gonna press the one armory and then we'll get inside kept swinging after jumping over a wall
You're so good
Okay, so that's how I'm right wait cases outside one found look could you just run away?
Nineteen found no
Boots is so good
Luz start running start running though. If you just gone boots is running to once not by the way
Oh my god start running
But I wanted to kill Jinxie. Hi boots
Yeah, let's aim your fucking gun move that shit is sorry
It's fun first big bro. You got first big and just
You overpeat now you're right sort of
Move miss that goodie chat time bro
All right, let's go bathroom
You're fucking joke
Wait, so lower parley truck. I bet yeah croxons fucking oh and three brother fuck would you take course?
The one dude I take doesn't have a kill. That's crazy. I was gonna take Noah too, but I was like now
You guys are disgusting. No, no was not even like
Yeah, bro, you see when he's I just like the ball
Nova I knew it was crazy
Everything I do is for a reason.
Do you know that song?
What? Now I know what it is.
I just like to ball-hop. All right.
Della Dove.
Don't sound like Dove.
You don't know that song?
Holy no-ball. No-ball, no-ball.
I just listen to Drake, bro.
Jigsaw, your prime was 1-23. You're a glorified Emerald.
Appreciate that, man.
What do you mean a glorified emerald, I'm just a goddamn truth, right?
Hey JC, come here.
Sweet!
What happened?
First I'll rotate here, right here, and then just sit here and hold these.
Wait, why does this rotate better?
Because it hides you on those mattresses right here.
Should I reinforce this?
You want to play the game?
Hold on.
Ludev didn't play the game bad.
He just loads up and then goes AFK for the drone face.
Oh, I'm well aware.
Yeah, I need someone to pop the bathroom hatch.
I am by the metal.
Work on the armor.
You're jinxing.
Can you pop this hatch?
Switch.
Okay, he's got one.
Passport or CC?
Ludev, if you go AFK again, I'm going to stop team killing you.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm actually going to start fucking shooting you.
Okay, I heard you.
Man, okay word
100% you got you're such a cover. Oh my god, it's such a cover
Let's just bang where he's he just banged me from CC
Yeah, I'm a sad
one more on hatch one more on hatch
I think one's in workshop
walk my fevers
nice, 2v2
case and custom, jinx
I have your 90 cam and Top East cam so they can't come Top Beast.
I got capcums on that north of your left Jinx.
You're not KCCC.
190, 190 come to Top Beast.
Wait where's KC?
Don't.
Don't out in east right now Jinx.
I'm running to you.
I'm running to you.
Sorry.
Basically custom.
Basically custom.
One down here.
One down here.
You heard?
Badger I'm literally just hiding.
Should I just keep running?
Yeah good dude.
Wait, workshop, I can cover you.
One's gonna drop Psyhatch.
Badger, I'm in such a good spot.
Drop Psyhatch. Drop Psyhatch at bottom east.
If he pre-aims this, he's stream snapping or wall hacking. I'm not even getting. No one would ever pre-aim this.
If he pre-aims this, he's stream snapping or wall hacking.
He's checking the fuck out of there.
Okay.
Alright.
You got this Badger.
This shit's just such a disgusting game.
what's right
to
she has a complaint
she's in doubt
she's in doubt
can't get through there
the door the door, no!
oh my gosh
badger your ham your ham
Good fucking shot on the first guy Mike God badger Jesus that was clean as shit
I think see that guy who just killed you is a level hundred I
Mean to be fair you guys are raging
No, no, just got a rich eater on the other team to be fair like I was worried about bathroom pre-empting me
That guy checking that from blue is very normal
But like if the bathroom guy would have just ignored everything and pre-empting that's like all right
I
Dominic survived like out of Puskas gold is there a clip of it
Check with the clip and chat
I'm gonna play snake chat. I'm gonna be an absolute lobotomite
Do not get loose
You go afk bro. You are literally like I'm gonna be honest bro. You're going afk
No, cuz listen my dog he was barking so I had to go calm down brother
You were gambling on I like on e-sports game and sweating out the round cuz you went
Can I get a W dog odor in the chat like holy shit?
now you don't care about Jack clip to the
the bus like oh
clip the buzz light go I've been oh my god if you
know you have it nah fucking I got off that
shit like a grandpa on that shit
yo chat isn't Dominic's a boss lie
amazing goal 3-1 Liverpool Tottenham
Sub-a-sly, get hit!
Half-volley, this dude is the fucking truth.
Oh my god.
Sub-a-sly, get hit!
Yo, isn't he from the same country as Puskas?
Check, aren't Sub-a-sly and Puskas both from Hungary?
Or am I tweaking?
Aren't they both from Hungary?
That is just, that's a half, that is just, that's so hard to do.
That's kind of cool, Chas.
That's actually kind of cool.
The diffuser is no longer in your possession.
Joe, guys can you hear me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm uh, I'm playing Snake.
So, no drums necessary to the back.
Ryan, can you ask for a blow up please, Ryan?
No drums necessary to the back.
Right door, right door, right door, right door, right door.
right there right there where the fuck is everybody the extra boron no drones
necessary today you're located a bomb nice no drones necessary to catch 126
It's gonna be 90%
As papers one is 90 side
This guy's on me over here. He's like why not just stay Lou
Cap 90 why not just say bro what the fuck is that just go go triple zone fucking
Small off the door Chris
Off the door on the door Chris. Yep right there
She
Here
That's bigger kids
Yeah, lion is dude lion actually mobs. Oh my god. I would not lie and rearrange my guts
Plus we get one more in here Lou. Yeah, no looking decent. Oh, what's rich? Is rich you better? He's on the fucking
No, bro, we need them to win this round though
Let me know bro, I'm about to cue this bitch. You ready or not? Let me call him relax
You ranked addict. Okay relax for three seconds. I decided cheaters all game, bro
It's annoying you didn't get us come come support those guys are shit
You said play one more without
Yeah, bro, we just won four to zero
Should we play another one
What?
Yeah, that was the richie called Jack Falter.
Not gonna lie, I'ma take a nap, let me know.
Yo.
Bro, oh my God.
That's such a classic.
Ryan calling everyone a cheater is actually annoying as fuck.
And, and V, I agree, and V, I agree.
When you look at them in a controller, so you can do anything you want
Okay, some other plus 10. Let's go. That's what's 14 actually not bad. Yeah, then cuz you know, please I got time
Then villa worse mapping the reason why did I know no stop? No, please casino casino. No, no, don't do this
Badger, please
Yes, I hate casino and I love villa
You haven't played it enough. No, it's just a person on skyscraper though, so
Yeah, but bro badger. I'm turned off on sky. I'm just gonna be in the building
Pickles pride faith tier one
Maybe you're gonna actually have to work the bridges, so Jinxie impregnate me. I need Jinxie thatcher
Dream girl of Wallahi
Did it it it it it LT gifted
Skyscraper, you know Skyscraper is overhated, I think, I think this map is overhated.
This map is horrible, it's like 75% off the Thunderwinter.
Bazaar.
It's just like Consulate in Pearl League, like Consulate got played what, seven times
last year?
I think total, Skyscraper is about the same.
Bro, but Badger, why do you think so?
Because it's too defender-sided.
Yeah, it's just too, it requires too much coordination to attack.
Like it's really simple to keep all the breeches open everything's a balcony everything's a repel. Yeah everything
You're right Badger you're right and also bro
There's like necessary breeches like you actually have to breach on this map. You can't just not reach hear that Lou
Lou go that you're like a good boy. Oh
Lou say I
to get a mess fucker okay wait wait can I get a user bachelor what actually
bad you want the user
that's it worst map in the game now I don't mind this guy I don't mind that I
think the worst map of the game is probably if you're talking like not
Not not not even like casual maps
We'll hop into Ambride you're running out so much is ready running out running out
And I guys wall hacking by the way no
I'm gonna follow you Chris, I'm gonna follow you Chris, go.
I'm gonna get this wall open if you wanna go through here.
Nah, yeah, that should hurt.
He was deep, he was deep.
It's close.
I'm holding your left swing, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You want me to hold your left or swing with you?
Hit that five, two, three.
I heard this fucker too.
You know this guy's laying down, gay-shot.
I'm gonna go to the top like this
Okay
Okay
Okay
Hold on, hold on
Dude, I heard him
Okay, last is probably two
Okay, listen, listen, I can ask to top like you
I'm T2
Just top like
Top like, smoke, smoke, top like
Try
On door, walk out on door
I mean, ball
Shot the cam
I heard this guy laying down and just still got fried.
Wow, that's great.
He's bobbing like that.
That's the guy I accused that she didn't by the way, but whatever.
I'll be in match replay after this one.
Mingo, you're gonna do, you're gonna do match replay?
I think it goes over and fucking
about this guy's
Did he do that shit like perfectly perfect time everything?
Ritical on it. Oh, bro. Dude. I think I'm gonna break this breach. Oh, I don't know
So you do when you whenever you get C forward you put that dot on the nitro and you'll take like
I just like to play shields. I have to know that but I've done it over
Don't shop at Dovers. You don't know you ever notice why like people like dream or fucking spirits
They always just stare at the nitro. Wait Badger if you stare at the nitro what happens
What if you put the dot if you put the dot on the nitro do you take the least amount
it if it's right in front of you you'll always survive wait that's like how does he
know hi IQ what like you know what we're gonna get a six six here we need a
grim you think so you're grim well I think chicken we just gonna do the rest
shut up about your fucking party all right I don't give a shit about ranked
So who got their camhack then?
Yes, I think he's hopping out of the shrine with what is that window called top right? Oh, yeah
I think he's hopping out of that one. Oh, do you mean this one right here? He's hopping out one of them. I heard him prep it
He prep this one last time
If he fries me, I'm holding it. I'm just off to get it.
Yo, go get top house wall, Jinxie. I think he'll jump out. I'm holding it.
Okay, you want me to get the top house wall?
Alright. I'm getting it now.
Getting it?
I'm breaching it now. He's backing up.
Oh Sam, watch your swing.
I'm drowning the breach now.
This is red.
I'm there.
What does Minibar look like?
Yeah, I'm gonna try and get him. I'm gonna go groomer now. Yeah
Wait, wait, wait, are you A-bomb?
Yeah, yeah, work bomb.
And then one's in, uh...
Yeah, I got north.
I'm grooming right now, Chris.
I'm 1-HP.
Damn, he took my kill.
I'm gonna work.
Alright, do you all just hear that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna go drag the rest there.
I can shoot at work.
I think I should be drunk, it's the mausoleum.
I'm holding terrace
He's on my door
I can just plant
I mean, if you want
You can plant
Nice guys
Let's go man
Kill me
Good round from the left
That's what it's all about right there baby
That's a skyscraper attack
Fade away
We got our one, Gigi.
Wait, so, okay, Badger, if you put your crosshair on a C4,
like you look at the C4 and you take less damage.
The dot. You have the dot on.
The dot. Yes.
How do I get the dot on my shield? Is it a setting?
Yeah, uh...
Actually, I don't know if it's a console.
I'm on PC. He's on PC.
Oh, true, true, true.
I'm on PC, kitten.
Pfft.
Good round, good round, good round, good round, good round.
I think it's HUD element and our HUD elements, operator, reticle.
Marsha said she was here in the .law operator.
I got three first picks on Twitch and Lou takes Twitch.
That is so smart. Wait, it's in HUD elements?
Yeah.
Where do I go for that? Is it in controls or display?
Options, interface, HUD elements.
How do you get to it? Oh, interface, HUD elements.
Mingo, did you know that?
My shields.
Alright, you guys enjoy your race, so show me how to see a voice.
SLEEP! Peace out, bro, have a good day!
I'm out of.
Let's lock in kittens.
I'm not repelling out, come on if I can die.
He's on the downstairs.
He's downstairs.
Yeah, he was shot right there.
Like this door.
Just go through.
Running out, running out.
Look, that guy could have killed you.
Where's the scubbush?
Yo, yo, I think somebody broke this, by the way.
Boots, can I do a direct?
Like, could you hold my hop out a little bit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you come get, I can come get the wall.
I'm gonna hold it.
I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm here first.
Boots, can you hold it?
You hold it?
I'm good now boots. I'm good. No one's in samurai. No one's in the other side. He's laying. He's laying down
No, there's no one in the window though for me
I'm gonna run out to the door. We go with target. Oh, look at my question. You're the front get a message. I'm getting house
Can I get the main wall to
No, no, I'm not.
There's something inside of me!
I'll go hold you, I'll go hold you.
Alright, hold me.
I'm inside.
I worked there.
Many of our dead.
I'm inside.
Hold that door, please.
Cases, cases, cases.
One cases, one radio door.
One's walking, one's below.
On reception double, below.
Cases, one below.
Nice, another guy.
Hold left, hold left.
On the bomb, on the bomb, on the bomb.
Yeah, on the bomb.
Chop in in front of this guy.
One's gonna walk up for 88.
House, house, house.
They should have a one-way angle, bro.
Two top-bounds, two top-bounds, two top-bounds.
Okay, so it's swinging again.
How did he know?
Inside.
I jumped over.
Hey, boots!
Watch the hill, kid, boots!
Two of stairs.
I jumped over.
They're gonna come get you, dude.
There's no rotate or drag.
On the door, right there.
Never see me leave this kid.
I'm gonna have a bucket, but you know you're not gonna lie.
Brother's playing like it.
They're playing like it.
You can just take your own, that kid.
Nice.
Oh
That's not down by the way. He's not down. You're two flushes flash a tap watch a tap
Okay, what do you
Damnit, yeah, we got our one
We're good
Jacks you run for that Valk got baited and that other kid got one tapped
Damn it
job ways
Yo getting one attack is jage. We just do we have to play smart on defense now. We got this shit
So like on this bad badger, she's you just like what you're defending she just run out and spawn peek and abuse all of the runouts and shit
No, this map plays a lot like chalet where whenever you expand you have to play
But actual like protein to do they put a guy on tears window and they put a guy on shrine window
Then they'd force you to walk back through the cuts by getting the bridges open
So you that's why I was always been on the upstairs and it's pretty bad
Yo, my holy game knowledge bro Jesus
Yeah, I'm too late to the party J. What up dude? Yo, Richie's taking your Richie spot. Oh, you're too late
I'm about a pack. Well, you're about to the
It's in like five days game practice
I'm getting ready to help
Wait, mingo Chris got me yeah, so when we lost him
Yep
We're getting a band when my mother's life. I didn't report and you said you didn't work either, right?
I
Yeah, I didn't the only guy that I reported didn't even get and the other guy got banned
Yeah, like I'm just getting comments all day. Why'd you get got in there by second?
I didn't report like it. I wish I know what I'm gonna do is I'm like never gonna report anyone just so I'm just gonna
Yeah, I'm just never gonna report anyone. It's not a woman like false man someone
I'm literally never gonna report a soul
Unless they're like rage cheating
I
Did it's a it's a black take it's a black take my god most is calling me chat. Yes
Yo, most what up, man?
Yo, Lose, how was Italy, bro? I saw your Twitter
Did you have fun it looked nice like you literally just me and you that sounds kind
of intimate bro wait loose add a couple of questions though bro all right so first off
Are you excited for Minecraft?
Dude, um, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Every single person I've told to me has to play the game.
It's like, dude, you're not going to do it.
You're not going to win.
Every single person.
Well, yeah, I saw...
I saw your Minecraft gameplay.
Have you not played in seven years?
Was that video the last time you played?
Yeah, uh, 2019?
Okay, yeah, it's not gonna be easy well like dude, it took me and Ron four days and
Three people that's harder because there's more chances of us dying and also bro
Like I don't know it's not gonna be easy, but it's gonna be fun. You're coming to Florida for that, right?
Yeah, I'm down I can get a um, I'm gonna get a whole Airbnb and shit set up
I
Do you but the thing is though Los like the Tampa where I live doesn't have like crazy Airbnbs like New Jersey did
I mean is there towns that are close or like even like I mean
Okay
Now loads I had one more question bro, okay
Do you do you have catch nasty's number? I want to see if he wants to team up with flight reacts for the four-night tournament
Yeah, okay
Yes, I want to call him and then the other thing Los your teammate for the four-night tournament is wrong. Are you locked?
You know, this guy, you know, this guy is hilarious.
Los is a rare Pokemon.
He is. No, Los is, Los is, Los is.
OK, OK, he's going to text me cash nasty number.
Good, because I want to see if cash nasty wants a team of the flight.
God, that'd be funny as shit.
All right, I'm back was
He trapped yeah, yeah thorn thorn maybe like a lesion a malusia or something
Yeah, Bob, why I go
Yeah
Check what I think I'll play the most broken operator the game what places in Florida would have nice air BFB's that are like within an hour
example
Because I know you guys gonna save Miami, but I'm not gonna go to Miami. I
Don't want to go to Miami bro to be honest, but it probably doesn't crazy places
I
Tarpen springs
Tarpen spring
Guys, I checked Tampa doesn't have like crazy AirBnBs
Single one dragon
can you make the one bomb or it located a bomb be right back
ooh Sarasota's a good shot yeah yeah yeah yeah
same to me
there nobody said
so we're pulling up back
they're just gonna play drama all of the time
yeah sir
I was on try window going to Rufus Bravo during a booth or not.
He's a shallow and it's set to blow.
He's a shallow.
Alright, chat.
He's one, he's one.
Shot the boots cam.
I'm gonna do the minecraft.
I'm gonna go in front of this guy.
Don't walk in and get boots.
Where they at, man?
Yo, I'm breaking this, breaking this, breaking this, breaking this.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, bro!
I
on the cam, right side of the car, right of the car
are we peeking or what?
yeah, I'm going to be way ahead of him to open
yeah
you know what? I'm going to reinforce this too
I'm going to be at P wall, he's always there
you want to hold this cross, he's stuck at the corner right now
I'm going to be at P, shut the cam
GZXG
listen to this gun
da da da da blasha
You're a frickin try hard dude, rough low thinking about it.
What did I think about it, don't try hard kid.
Yeah, cause no, like, Chad, that's the thing like for the Minecraft stream, I want to do it like within an hour.
So I I'm not like fucking flying to Miami or driving four hours to Miami.
I still want to be close to my house, but yeah, I think St. Pete is good, Sarasota probably has some nice spots, Bradenton,
probably Palm Harbor probably has some nice spots, dare I say Tarpon Springs? I mean, dare I say Tarpon Springs?
Guys, I think Boca has like two hours.
This guy just sent me an Airbnb in the chat. Let me check it out.
that's too far I think I think that's too far. I just like to ball hard by like Della
over protect the box
yeah yeah I think I've been to Anna Maria Island before I think I've heard of
that
that's inspired a clue six six you see
We got some checkouts, bro.
Are you helping us, so we can get the gash walls?
Sheeps, these skulls!
Got a drone for us!
10 seconds left.
Be advised, op4 has found a bomb.
Be advised, op4 has found a bomb.
Five seconds.
Op4 has located a bomb.
I'm for us located above
Joe watch this
Holy map not way told you I'm the best C4 player you'll ever read
I
Pardon top-back top-back
You got a person you come about the window
That way to see black about ideas such about now this is given
Lou don't don't think so you think
I'm like, that's a type of seaboard where he's pissed, because he repels up, he's, he
just got unspectating for two minutes, then he was picking up, and it lagged when it
loaded in, then he did the entire prep phase, drone, got his drone hacked, then he, then
he finally repels up, lands on the floor, and gets C4, like, you know, he's definitely
not queuing up again.
All right, Richie time.
Way to re-queer?
How about Richie's plan?
Stop queuing, so, nope.
Ryan?
Let me go.
Oh
Ryan we go in the sack with the sack. Oh my god cash nasty texted me. Yes
Our show that's just like you
Yeah, I thought Richie was coming. Oh
Okay, it's my bad. Do cat cash. That's the X of me, bro. He
Is Richie ready to get a call let me call him yo, yeah, he said he definitely be ready, so
dude if I put Cass on a team with flight that is so funny bro Jesus
alright I'm calling Richie now, I'm calling Richie now
oh it's over
yo Richie it's game time
yo I'm taking a Richie shit right now that I'll up on
my games are here bro
okay how long does a Richie shit take
take.
That's like two minutes left.
OK, so you're in the Discord server though, right?
Like you know what it's on the call.
All right, Bet.
See you in two minutes.
I love you.
Breathe me in.
I'm going to rip a class game.
Tell Richie Jones.
Shall I play good to the name, man?
We're actually like printing wins.
That's two wins in a row on the same team.
Oh.
I'm sorry, bro. How does he lose that one getting first pick bro?
Me mine and lose parley talk
Yes, bro, you guys are gambling freaking addicts
Don't think I need a loan of a hundred K, bro. Okay. Here's my seed stats right now
All PC 1.1 to kill that ratio
69.8, 1% top 0.7% diamond for not bad kids.
Yo, if you're low diamond, you're higher than 99% of the player base.
Oh my gosh, cash nasty.
Cash nasty said, I'm down. It's build. It's the building fortnight or classic one and it's PlayStation.
Yes, you can be PlayStation.
You just need discord and it will be builds.
Dude, if cash nasty in flight play, yo, yo, yo, oh my God, that's the funniest team of all time.
Can I add you to Twitter group chat for more details and the server link?
I
Be lost man
Yeah, as long as cash cash cash works discord cash knows what he's doing
Yo, the richie take his richie shit
I don't know where Richie needs the Richie fucking join
And who else isn't in here
Oh fucking mingo, I just do my research on what bro on what?
Yeah, I'm doing this cheating bro the kids that we does be yo mingo. I actually you have like schizophrenia, bro
I'm not even kidding. So jiczy jiczy. No, you're a psycho
Bro, let it go bro. Like goddamn. We work like twice. They're not to these kids. They're just so good
Why don't they just play facets or tournaments, bro? Bro mingo if we absolutely
Skullfock the team twice which we did it was eight to two on a round count. How would they be cheating?
Uh, you guys, if they were cheating, we would like to lose, right? Like, we probably lose both games.
So incorrect, right? That's just incorrect. Because why would they cheat against an auto ban? Okay.
Jinx, he adds theus and belu to the tournament. Yo, zeus and belu are duo in the four net tournament. Guys, I'm not kidding. When I say this, this is going to be the greatest tournament of all time.
Guys, Zeus and Bulu are a duo for the Fortnite tournament.
Like it's literally, there's going to be, dude,
I'm going to wake up to like 12,000 clips over the next week, bro.
A flight and cash nasty are going to be a duo in the Fortnite tournament.
It's going to be insane.
Okay, I added cash switch.
I'm going to tell flight that cash is this teammate.
the
And I know what else.
So am I my learning?
Am I perma style?
Oh, it's good.
It's good.
Yo, how was your rich bitch solid, bro?
You know, fucking solid, man.
What's today?
Tuesday. Happy Tuesday, bro.
I'm so out of touch for reality.
Like, holy shit.
What do you mean?
You don't know what time like what day it is.
Yeah.
Like you ever just go through the week, bro.
And you you like, look, I don't know, bro.
You look at your phone.
You're like, fuck, it's Tuesday.
I'm actually way too turned up right now on rex like I'm laying that dick down
bro if I would have clutched that 1v3 I would have pulled my cock out chat I'm
not even kidding hey you're shooting bro keep it up like I'm laying that dick down
right now I like that bro I like to hear that your chat I don't think I've
ever had a ball of a 50% head shot percentage 55 35 14 what happened that
Hitting listen, let me explain bro. Let me explain. You have headshots in this game is cope. Okay
The all the line doesn't add up for headshots. It's all about
It's all just about positioning, bro. That's all CJ is positioning and timing and aware
So we're missing one bullet per kill isn't a good
Not I mean it could be it's not so the thing is the head so small
It's like a fucking tennis ball
So would you rather shoot like the like the bottom of the neck with these three bullets using the Richie barrel or do you
You want to try and hit a fucking tennis ball fucking balloon with one bullet.
So that's why bro, you gotta measure ROI's on everything.
Well, if you're fighting multiple people with the SMG11 and you don't hit them in the head,
you're not gonna get any more kills anymore.
Read bullets per, what's that?
369?
That's three kills, nine bullets.
How we doing?
Give it to you.
Have you tried it?
Have you tried it?
Was it on the SMG11?
No, only Richard Barrow.
You should try it.
Give a shot.
Give a shot this is a rink sesh.
And tell him what you think.
You're gonna take off my shirt.
You're gonna take off my shirt.
You're gonna take off my shirt.
You're gonna take off my shirt.
You know when you hit like those like short bursts and that S11 feels like a laser
Yeah, I can't take off my arrow badger like that's not a rom Richie round
Bro badger bro, I that ass can't take off my bra. I've been using this as console
There's a mosquito on my desk
What's good Lou are you going?
Bro, I'm excited. I'm excited for the land.
I got everything with me, bro.
I got my fucking Adderall prescription.
Is your father?
Hell, yeah, you're not like scared.
One of the like birds are just going to plot an air 15.
See, that's the thing, though.
That's what I'm sure there were certain kids like I was.
I was in church and certain kids because dog.
One bad thing, bro.
They're popping out with a Glock in Gigi's life.
No more life.
But I mean, bro, that motherfucker Schminck, I did not chirp him.
I thought he had an AR.
Yeah, you know what Schmidt looks like.
Threadington.
But like, yeah, there's some people, bro.
Oh, I think the bats, bro.
Yeah, now they got to have to check bags
for events like that, bro.
That ass, like, yo, I got nervous, bro.
No, they need to metal the cactus.
I'm in talk with the people.
Yeah, so where you are?
In the season.
I like that.
And I know that.
Yeah, Jinx, he's starting the game!
Let's get on Summoner's Rift!
Yo, uh, hi guys, I gave you a host by the way, right?
Preach, hi.
Okay, guys, if we lose a game, I'm gonna take this keyboard and stretch my asshole out.
We cannot lose today. I wanna get champion.
No egos, no emos, let's fucking get this shit, bro.
Jack, I'm not kidding! I'll do a segment where I literally stretch my asshole on stream if we lose a game.
not kidding that's a patch in there like what the fuck dude you got kids in the
chat bro could this keyboard fit up my bosom
all right bro I can't these guys are diamonds no reason we should lose no
oh shit oh no we're playing toe-definer bro this guy's like go
fours bro what's his name on a smurf no this guy's like pro league toe
Define our 424. I'm trolling. I'm trolling. I'm busting ass. We fucking won this shit. Give me layer man. Give me layer
I'll take it
What's the latest richie you want to see my kid face on me?
Oh, you know my kid I spend my hard-earned money on you are a friend, bro
Wait, what do you mean kids? What do you mean kid? My my more a Portugal kid?
Wait, Richie, are you a foot guy?
I feel like you have a foot fetish.
No, not at all.
So look, so let's let's do ratings.
Yeah, walla.
Yeah, let's do ratings, bro.
So so when I look at my woman, bro, I measure ROI.
So face is number one, bro.
You know, when we're like eight shots deep,
that's when we can just crack with the lights off.
And I don't mind that.
But so I go face number one, then number two, I go ass.
Then three, I go tits.
Tits are overrated.
You know, I, you know, I don't mind me some some nice rack, but then I go personality last because we ain't cuffing on any of these
Treaches and then yeah, bro. It's my order. What's your order, bro? Let me hear your order.
So I don't really think I have an order, bro. Rich, I'm just saying, like, or do you like, like toenails, like nail
polish?
Listen, bro, I ain't putting no foot in my mouth, no matter the nail polish.
You know what I mean?
Fuck that, bro. That's nasty.
Really, bro?
Yeah, I'm not a eater, too, bro. So yeah, I'm no feet, no eater.
What do you mean, like eating acid?
Yeah, that's nasty.
That's yeah. Are you a eater, bro?
No, I'm gonna be honest.
Like, you know, eating acid is like fast tracking to a disease, bro.
That I never did it once.
No, God, no.
How about you?
You're not gonna make it.
Mingo, you might have been told that one time.
I mean, it was my girlfriend of three years.
Yeah. Oh, shit.
We are.
Surfer got hit. Surfer got hit.
Oh my god.
I got hit.
Wait, what? I mean, what?
What happened?
Y'all see Q? Y'all see Q?
Yeah, well, like, what?
I've never seen that happen.
I think they were cheating.
Live for once, bro.
Uh, no, I'm not eating ass.
That's not living.
I can't hurt the tribe.
Yeah, not a chance, bro.
Not a chance bro, but it has to be your girlfriend of like two years though dog
It could be Madison Bear with a leg spread open. I'm not I'm not going down there, bro. That's an insane
You're not going down there bro. Oh, Jesus, bro. What's going on man? You will are you a fucking come on, bro?
Now question of the day, how much money you suckin dick for
Yeah, what the fuck?
You're literally in a cult, bro.
I mean, bro, when I went over your house,
I looked in your closet to get a pair of socks.
I see a red robe.
I'm like, bro, what?
Red robe, but like a triangle.
I'm like, dog.
NDA's up, buddy.
This is a theme park.
This is a theme park, man.
Yo, if I'm on coastline, then I
might cause a fucking scene in this fact.
It's just called bait line, I thought.
Yep, bait line, yep.
Okay, nice border
If you don't talk right
But listen literally please don't stop my shit bro like bro you go AFK every prep phase
I got him. I got him every day bro. It's definitely locks but on the scene. I got locks right now. Y'all hear him? Listen I got let's see name a lock. What's a lock?
I got them I got them every day bro. It's definitely locks bow in the scene. I got locks right now
Y'all to hear them listen. I got
It's a six like probably Dodgers money line
Yo Yankees
Mariners make a wish loose six like
Money if you're betting on MLB, you're already a degenerate at that point, bro
I took two players to hit a home run in the car like tender like seven thousand
Jim
Yeah, Richie, what do you think about like stomping on G2 Richie? What do you think about that?
Yeah, they've been looking good recently
But you know we don't count those games because it's regular season so I just got to keep
Keep letting it go. You know, I think Shaco is completely cashed out. Shaco performances lately have been fucking through the roof fucking
Shaco's like a moving like a Billy Eilish right now as you can see Billy Eilish blew up like a fucking balloon
She's out of prime that's Shaco. He's out of prime legendary player, you know, but I don't want him to kill the king's legacy
Hopefully locks in bro Shaco does this thing where I feel like it kind of gives me remnants of Lou
Like you'll get a kill them and just keep peeking till he dies every round
Don't compare me to Shaco
Strip door, I got one jab, Shysa.
That's my peek, that's the jinxy spawn peek.
Get on my Kim Jinks right there, number three, let me know where they're banged.
I got shot, I got shot, you idiot.
He's going, he's going, cheat, cheat, cheat.
Nice Louis, I got a flanking.
Can you jump inside, can you jump inside, yeah.
Uh, mattress.
Oh my gosh, Louis.
Number one champ. Yeah, number one.
Where is he? Where is he?
I'm scaping his shit.
Go with the Myra.
Yep, yep, not challenge that.
Just walk out of Chris's back door.
Go behind the Mirabow.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
Yo, back, back, back.
Not on the mirror. Not on the mirror.
Who just let Chris come on, Chris.
Can I vault this dog?
athletic-ass character
How about we just play kill up here
come on bro where's that from I hear you spamming that that sweet shit that's
not funny it's just like a tiktok clip dude my head is a toaster bro all it is
just tiktok clips you guys see that I slap you so hoi have you guys seen that
can't do nothing can't do nathan I can't do nathan see that one or I can't do
Ethan whoa it's Jinxy world limit bro word limit you're on a word limit all
right disaster craft I'm actually never spotting
main gate again I just remember I'm like staring at four spawn peaks and then the fifth one kills me
this is by my bull you know I'm gonna go actually I'm gonna go Ram Luke can you go Abana
hell no I feel like a shrap
dude I mean bro I don't know when when plans are simple it's easily executed once things get
Complimated they're complicated. That's when it gets fucked in ranked bro. There are no strats
That's how you lose just do your comfort do your routes and we're gonna win bro
Seven I see
Oh, I gotta put you guys on to a song
What I said, oh my gosh
Sad song. I don't want to kill the vibes if we lose I'll put you guys on I said complimented chat
I'm so worried right now they went down but I'm gonna hit him with this strap. Oh my gosh
you guys don't know about this strap about a richie rest on men that richie fuse
10 seconds to go watch this and I got so much respect for Richie after he said he
doesn't eat ass what listen listen listen a real man does not it does not
admit even if you do you say you don't so I got a say
walked into my house. I got you. I got you. I got you on the side.
I'm getting like the dumbest steps ever. Man. I'll plant that
John ski. Don't let me die, bro. Cause of scene. Nice. Shit.
boys. Yeah, it's like that. The buck of Lou. That's where
calling it. Shot. Shot. Richie rest on man. Lou.
Well, you did trade mark
Shot boy
What's that what's that one song what's that one song it goes like it goes like this it goes like this fuck bro
I forgot it bro. I forgot it you guys know that song
It's like it's like oh on a train back to Boston
I
Said the two dumbest deaths ever chat this guy runs into fucking lounge. All right, nice kill bro. You're gonna get traded every time you idiot
What if he was not trying to be me
Fucking freezing right now man anyone else
We need to locate him Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Where do you live right now?
Do you live in Texas?
Dallas.
Dallas, Texas.
What did you?
What are you actually?
I don't know.
I was like, oh, Dallas.
Me, ho, not even like a question, like tampon, like gigamogs, like brutal.
Wait, really?
Why is that?
Texas has its pros, though.
Texas has its pros, bro.
So look, the best states in America, we're going to measure ROI.
So first things first money money's a big thing in life. You know, we got to measure the taxes
So Texas in Florida, they have no state taxes. So you save hence a lot of money
So then we got to measure like we got to measure woman. We got to measure the party life
We got to measure the food now Texas has amazing old all three of those but Tampa just just in Florida
Just mozz it bro like I think I think in every aspect right here
Only thing Texas girl on on on Florida is a barbecue brother barbecue so good
He prepped this one. He prepped this window. I got you a good comp boots. I'm but a fucking dog. I'm out
Let me get a freebie boots
Throw me a bone boots. Throw me a bone
Hello bottom grad boots. I think he's biting the bone
Oh
I
Mean we throw and gift it's out
I've seen what you win this
Oh my god, he's typing to wow. Oh, I would not have that though
He said he owns me yo pull me in a 1v1 with this kid in front of everybody
Holy shit, I'd embarrass him. I take all his cash. I don't mind snake. You think go downstairs. Yeah
Yo, I just had three or no two of the most disgusting deaths ever the last round
I was a piece of garbage fuck Papa neuro
Papa you know
Ashwagandha Ashwagandha would buff my gaming right now.
What it?
No, no, no, late night, late night Ashwagandha, bro.
Like when that when that head is that cold pillow late night,
you pop Ashwagandha Ashwagandha do the lowest cortisol.
But like Ashwagandha's cope.
So if you really want to lower your cortisol, I was a doctor three years,
not going to say where.
But if you really want to lower your cortisol, you pop a dive free aspirin.
Aspirin is the truth of life.
it's literally the magic drug i'm not you know i'm not i'm not telling anyone
to take drugs in the engine to chat or anything
ibuprofen not pretty cope aspirin brutal monster ibuprofen
make sure it's die-free aspirin 81 um 81 milligrams and you pop two of those
81 plus 81 is like well 132 or some shit so yeah and then you open so what
aspirin does you're gonna ask me yo uh yo doc what is what does aspirin do
aspirin it suppresses your estrogen receptors as a man you don't want
Astrophin you know pretty pretty dog shit makes you a little feminine
We're fucking alpha lions over here on top of that hoarses cortisol
You know I would I would suggest popping it
If you have a headache if you're feeling really stressed, you know you have a big test
But on top of that also you want to supplement a vitamin D with K2 because
Corresponds to the after I studied the brain three years not gonna say where
Anyways, then it was the other question for that
What would it be like what would your charm be oh, oh, I already got a like a 3d representation of the time
It'd be like the are like you know my old local. That's kind of a Mickey bro. No, that's coffee
If you see we might have to get it like blowing and shit though. I don't know
Like you want a bright charm, I think you could go you could go your car
Oh
Who reinforced walls up here, dude, hey you richie
No, no, no, no, dude. I just ran around
I
I'm getting duck called.
Oh fuck with tech.
You might have to, yo, Jinx, you might have to, that's like.
Ha ha ha.
Like, oh, Jinx.
Oh, my god, dude.
In oil, ADHD, mad.
What do you mean mad?
No mad, no mad.
You gotta shorten it, shorten it.
Yo.
League by the way in Brazil for three months nice boots
Drop motto drop motto drop mo
I make him I make him secret secret secret secret secret
top secret
I'm left your right 3 2 1
I'm left your right 3 2 1
I'm left your right 3 2 1
I'm sorry
On the hat, on the hat bro
On the hat bro
I play deep cover here
cross
Yo, my time would not be the star of David
To wait I'm red pink boots boots ready three
Mingo, I'm just not gonna help me Mingo ready Mingo ready. Oh, no
We punch the bars Mingo three two one now
run run run run run run
I'll drop
oh my god don't beat don't beat
one love don't beat one love
I got maintenance
he's running at you running at you lay down
revive him now
what the fuck
what
we
RNG
why not pop the smoke bro
why is low back seating mingo
oh my god
Watching you
Just commit to this link it
You said three two one the guys deep not even peeking us
He played that so bad that he won I'm not gonna get like why would you be baiting with 17 seconds left like he
I think we go. Yeah, I think we go. I'm bad go bad
We've been that there might go bad actually. Yeah, you're right cuz mirrors off the board fuck that noise
I'm not kidding Jay, you gotta say go. He played that so bad he won.
Why would you be playing a pick solo server?
All roads need to loo bro. Like loo, how are you dead first?
No, he's right. He's right.
I'm gonna Richie shoot you in the face dude.
Don't do that, we're gonna lose.
Come on Wap, we got this guys.
Got this beat. Secure the bomb.
But Jay, I tried to beat to catch him while he's walking, but he's like beating.
No, there's 10 seconds left. Don't fuck it off, bro.
If I was in a face that I would have ran away.
You're right.
Bro, I'm in space, bro. I used to win all the hook-on.
You've never played with me.
Yeah, you have not, though.
Yo, me and Miko are winning all the faces back then.
I'm in go.
I got him for that shit.
So, it's a movie.
Push, push!
Look at it, Lou. You should have a little deal with him.
I was gonna glaze you, but I didn't want to fucking talk it.
I don't want to do it
Yeah, we're hard holding like CC and shit
Yeah
I'm playing garage
the doctor oh hell yeah bro i gotta run ads on switch because i already made my money so i
when i dropped out of high school i would became a drop shipper and so i made like millions off
that so that's why a fun fact why i don't run ads on on switch but i feel like drop shipping is
large large score bro like i actually never met anybody who actually does that and makes money
on it when they bar down there not pretty much and no one's inside
it. Are they on your door? How did he get my back? Nothing. Nothing. He switched it.
I'm inside. Oh my god. I'm gonna crash out, bro. Let me know if they go on your door,
Richie. All right, all right. Are they having like Jacuzzi or something? Jacuzzi, bro.
switch on comes loose
no bro shoot out of the all now this
guy's a fuck oh shit on ball ride
now that she a flap you're too flat
once you guys got this flip and I'm
flipping like this you're nothing tub
it's a full cc over these is fucking
crap I'm just all those walking I may
I have full confidence in you. I think you swing far right side
In cash in cash in cash, I'm going for the one tap. He's stuck in cash
I'm out of my mom in real bro. Why did I listen to fucking blue?
Adam I know but I had to he was crouched of course. I was in and had level. Well, this is a cheater, Jaden
Cheaters don't play don't even take them
Maybe three bars. It's the same kid in the one we do
Pruning standing
Don't be don't be don't make this guy. So he's so low
Time expires in 10 seconds
Shot right
Perfectly play shots mom
let's go man i mean look we just hold that shit you know we we applied pressure right there
we wasted fucking like four minutes to bro let's do like let's do like a dual spawn peak bro
what's the dual spawn peak wait there in the fucking street let's just do a dual rum top floor
i'm down i'm down mazzi mu mazzi mu bad bad way what you know about the what you know about the
azami rafter i don't like that i don't like that because so much cuts you know like they could
just take master over have your cut easy let me let me let me let me let me let me
let me just re we know let me get mazy jinx
um do you guys want to pop the side hatches like you guys want to break
pop more or not yeah but like that's actually we roman bar i think we pop blue only
so just blue just blue we play basketball we play basketball
bro i can play games with the hat with the hatch pops like for real
you who you feeling like with that way vigil that she has nerfed
Wait, let me get Scopos actually. I'm gonna play like Prime, I don't like that.
Bro, I would need to come to PC, bro.
Wait, if I'm Scopos, I can reinforce the house now.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I guess, right?
I'll put all my mutes third floor.
Yo, they might do like a fucking dirt rush.
Care for that.
I wonder where my Scopos is.
Let me see actually.
You're gonna be enforced.
Come on.
Sweet.
Got a job.
Okay, it's gonna get fucked.
Yo, how them buckin' ares?
Yeah, man.
Lookin' like shit.
Uh, they look horrible.
Yo, pop-motor hatch, yeah?
Pop-motor.
Oh, my bad, look.
We're on the pop-motor.
I'm mutin' out of the key.
Yo, my pop-motor?
Yeah, mutin' out of the key.
Yeah, pop-motor, sure.
Yeah, pop-motor, sure.
Pop-motor.
Alright, I just wanna make sure I'm riding like fuckin'-
I'm gettin' agg.
Oh, fuck, I'm getting agg.
I got like, skate-drops and fuckin'-
How do they already find the button?
I'm doing the jinksies bomb peak
Now this shit does not make sense even if I don't think about it bro sounds like you're typing jibberish gibberish, bro
Yo bulk double bulk double. I didn't even blow my feet. I'll shut up. Yeah. Oh, it's your death
What we I did not even know scumbags can do that
I
Like that garage can see just below the default
Let me know there
steps baby steps baby steps baby steps going blue or top or bottom right I
can't see them either blue or bottom red
I'm gonna do some broken shit
you have a shot drone fellas
could be walking up to the jinx
Trichon don't know where it is I got it no no no damn no Trichons no Trichons
yeah he's running blue he's running blue he's right top secret somewhere
yo how do we play there's just drone I see it
I want to swap this
Yeah
I
Bro, don't fake
Yeah, we fucking love
You said you said I don't know what they're doing. Obviously they're hitting site
Bro the student's team killed me in a 1v3 and you're saying my name right now. Are you drunk?
Bro, yo, it is ass
I was pre-firing the door you shitstain. Yeah, why are you pre-firing bro? Like you're just shooting the shoe, bro
That's so boring to play with you're so fucking bad at the game. When I when big Tonka Jakes is pre-firing clear out, bro
I'm trying to
Like, clear the fuck out, bro.
Well, you didn't keep going on purpose.
I'm just showing them, but why the fuck are you shooting right there, bro?
Bro, it's a brief. It's a brief, kid.
Like, I don't know if it's close or not.
How do y'all just let them in sight when I'm good?
Boots had one dirt, one secret, like, what are y'all doing?
I mean, bro, it was just because I see you.
Oh, no, nobody's nobody's telling me they're in sight.
Me and like, yeah, but he's telling.
I was 0.1 seconds away from sticking out.
I didn't.
I called the guy secretly an hour ago
and nobody watched the blue walk down.
Oh
They went CC
Wait, they're running the new up. Sheissa. You're not bad. I could look you go
Should I go something for the watch? I said crazy. Should I'm not the line? I'm gonna go game cans fuck it
Or maybe capitol cans
I
Yeah, you can't open a lot Jim shit. I like that. I don't think I don't think it's a
Just one go oh you must fucking cat me bro
Yeah, I think
You don't walk out when I'm brief firing
I'm like, you're scared of shit out of me
I'm shooting shit
Stop fucking brief firing, bro
Coms
Could you imagine that about that
Loading back
Yeah, boots, give me the prone hold, boots
They didn't even do it
They didn't even do it
Yeah, yeah, start with prone
Oh, save that shit
What are you doing?
Shut up dude!
I'm taking a loan with the zombie girl, fuck me.
Get out of the secret boys, get out of the secret.
I said somebody.
Walking up rafters, on top rafters.
Lose up here, yeah.
Let's move through the window.
Let's move.
I'm running, but off.
Let's go, but off.
Let's go, but off.
My clown's dead.
I want one, uh, con, con, con by the window.
I need one under, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Apink is shit.
Right, right, right, right.
Left bar, left bar, left bar.
Left, left, left, left, left.
Fuckin' Apink is shit!
Fuck off, move!
Good name, Rich.
Good job, Don.
Shots.
Yo, that camo's S tier, bro. That Christmas camo.
Yeah, that's OG. That's OG ball.
Better than like a hot chocolate.
That's OG ball.
Yo, what's your best favorite Christmas movie? I like Elf.
Oh, home alone, home alone.
Home alone, dad-ass, home alone.
Yeah, that movie is fucking peak.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what, you know what?
The Polar Express is the lead dancer.
Ooh.
You know those two criminals in Home Alone?
You know who they remind me of?
Oh, Jay and Lou, bro.
Jay and Lou.
Like, taller for, like, the booby traps and shit.
I could play side.
I'll play side.
I play as Ami-Bor.
Actually, I don't actually know the word.
Ooh, I'm good at the handy.
Gosh, Handy so tough.
Right, she's not funny, bear.
On the polar express.
Secure the bomb.
Hey, Jinxy, you saw how I played ranked last night?
No, who?
Cyber Zera.
You played ranked with him?
We'll see you on like 300 ping though.
It's like 140.
Look at that, just how did he do to you, guys?
Really?
Pretty sober, man.
I still go to Siege, by the way, Jinxy.
Yeah, does the cyber have like three rings or like three champions in one world?
Why is there the one in a row that's going?
They actually been comparing me to cyber recently.
No, not really.
Yo, yo, top of the-
That's just your triple cyber.
Boots, can you show me?
Oh, one right here.
I'm gonna run like right here.
You're funner.
I'm probably gonna get first dig.
What else boots?
If you really want, you can put another one on top of the doors.
They can't look at the boots.
W ballin' out of some boots. W boots, man.
Tom, Swiss.
I'm gonna get some of that.
First, combine it on back.
Nice.
I got the Lucy's everywhere.
I know.
I'm reloading.
Is there a drone on me?
I'm reloading.
Help me I mean I'm impact checking
Who are they like freezer? Yeah, yeah
Lou dying his buddy a shit. He went yeah, bro
You get out for a run from peace I don't know
Ryan so whatever person you need to fight right now fighting
She's foot sauce foot behind left left left. Oh, you have diffusers bark in we bark in
Shot
Shot shot
No
What forms for champions come out I'm fighting the whole team upstairs I killed two and y'all that is three people and say
No, that is my fault
Movie game, bro
I need a call there like I'm in like five nights at Freddy's bro walking around holy shit, man
We should have gone Jim, bro. We literally that was the only shot
I just killed two people upstairs. You died to a guy walking down me. You're fucking terrible. That wasn't me. Damn shit
I'm not kidding fucking kitchen
If you can't roam lose
was roaming in kitchen, Lou was roaming in kitchen and then he died.
It was such a bad day, it was such a bad day, it was laying down in the kitchen.
You're sorry, it's shit, you're sorry, it's shit.
Shut up, bro.
I know what they went.
It's gonna work this time.
It went down, it went down, it's worked.
Oh, dude.
I'm gonna go around, I'm gonna go around.
What are you, what are you stressing out about me?
Yeah, bro.
Like how do I kill two people roaming and I'm in a 1v3 it makes no sense
I needed a call I needed a call that around I thought it was blue
But then I thought you guys said moto and I'm like hi, okay
I got some brain dad and then he's in blue. Hi there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can you run that math boots?
I think they're CC bro.
They're basement, they're basement, they're basement.
That was almost the end, that was almost the end.
Locking, locking.
Oh, okay.
This is big, this is big.
We need to win this round, we need to win this round.
We got a bandit basement.
Yeah, it's so stikest bandit.
Yo, are they roaming?
Are they roaming?
Probably solo, solo.
Probably solo, solo to the kitchen, solo to the kitchen.
Are you really?
Yeah.
I shot down his window.
I shot down his door.
Is he still in there?
He's running or not?
He's top main, what's top main window?
Solo, solo, stop main window.
What's up, man? What's up, man?
I'll make kitchen
Ram the verve and ram into con and headhunt this guy. I think I have to play secret
My secrets good if you want to walk in he's peeking right here. Yo, is this guy is this guy upstairs? Where is he?
Where is he? I don't know
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm walking at him, I'm walking at him, I'm walking at him, I'm walking at him, he's
on this thing, running, running, running, running, running, you're on your own.
Punch me, punch me.
Nice.
Reset boys.
Yo, I'm gonna walk them in.
They're gonna walk them in.
You hit oil mingo?
I'll hit secret.
There's a thorn trap on your walk, mingo.
I don't see anyone else.
One's dummies.
One's dummies.
I'm walking right now, Mingo.
I'm walking right now, Mingo.
Nah, I'm good.
That's dummies done!
He's on the left.
Motor, motor, motor, motor, motor, motor, motor.
Nothing, motor, nothing, motor.
Bottom lane, bottom lane!
He's in the middle, bottom lane!
Hey, man, man!
Fuck you, dude, that shit, baby!
Fucking do that shit, baby!
The gym seats!
Come on!
Man!
Nice!
I was never in a glory, bro.
I was in the century and I got flayed to master and I-
Come on, baby.
I don't fucking know what the fuck is on me.
Wow.
I was never in a glory.
Like that, I fucking like that.
Come on.
I love doing that.
I love ramming the vermin and just ramming the con.
Why is this kid dick-riding me in the chat, bro?
Like, motherfuckers, dick-ride!
You fucking random!
Take my dick off your ass, bitch!
Whoa.
What was the last part?
Dick in his ass?
But hey, I, you know, I gotta fucking take them down the last round to my mom.
Yo, I'm going to go. I'm going to go.
Cue this shit up. Let's go.
That's another win.
That's like fucking three in a row, I think.
Like that shit. Come on.
I'm put on my jazz music.
Makes you play better, by the way.
I was wondering,
brother, there's actually studies on that.
I did a study about it, but it's not like FDA approved.
But if you listen to jazz music before you play a game,
Actually like loja court is all makes you play better. Oh
My gosh, we're playing stomping dot DZ
If my kids playing the game and I walk in I say hey son, how you doing?
He pulls up the scoreboard is named stomping dot DZ. I'm John the fuck out of him
I'm knocking his teeth out of his mouth bro and GTA
Holy shit, bro movie asking him
I'm going to be right back off that calm right there.
What?
He's like Italian, bro.
I don't know.
He's running towards these jerseys.
I don't know.
Lair?
Great.
S-Map.
Oh, we're playing the same Jading kid.
Yeah.
He's scared of you, Ming, or what?
Name one round.
That guy was in the last lab on his team.
Name one round that guy wasn't last live on his team.
He's a respecter though. He's a respecter.
You want to go with Kader or do I go with it?
I'll go with it, bro.
actually fucking to I'm gonna go fucking back
I'm back number five
Stopping oops, I farted again
It popped out my butt
Yeah, you know you lost fantasy football oops I farted again
It popped out my butt
That's to don't walk
That's to be on this wall we're making of the ops wall
What the fuck is this dude? I know bitch, bro, where's this guy at?
Bro, oh my god, it's got three drones top one Masi global
top one monzyglobal, top one monzyglobal
do we have to bring our headsets or they got headsets for us?
yeah I mean they usually do but they say to bring all your ships
I saw them add HyperX Cloud 3s
they're good
they're good for this
no you want to be able to hear about it?
I'll bring on shit
get the fire dynamic MX3000s
and it's not an ad
we'll get some IAMs
IAMs are really good for land
wait come come come
no not a sponsor, come
need to rotate me go cops not rotating ship i fuck off cops
that's the jayson war i said it before and i'll say it again i'm the best c4 player in this game
there it is okay awesome me too you are trash bro instant you are sorry you're sorry you have no
No rotating side, bro.
Oh, and Richie's AFK.
Yeah, it's all right.
Oh my god, I just lift a mag with that zero.
Jinx, you want a nitro below you?
Shut up, bro.
I just got to kill you, idiot.
With a nitro.
I'm back up at the Fed where I'm at, bro.
All night, watch this thing.
From where?
Not bad.
Walking on, just going to walk on off.
I can't even when I tell you.
I can let you know when to throw the round.
Get ready.
Throw it, throw it, throw it.
Fucking floor bank.
Shut your corny ass up.
Got to peek you, Jinxy.
3, 2, head up.
Oh
That might be something. Oh my god
Is that something?
Walking up walking a rocket walking a rocket shot. Whoa
You've case you've case something
We are overdue for a dance break if mingo clutches this I'll do a dance break Clara
My word
Walking up walking up close 90 and then one one close to door
It's on me boys
Wait, you get back a first pick
the list and on the defender side of the map we need those picks man like I just got the most creative kill ever like literally the kill
I got you're gonna see that on reddit like I only know no no not only does he get first pick
He's the Valkyrie on our team now. They have wall hacks on us
All right, that's my bad
Man that one is accountability, bro. You just have to get better at the game dude
Like I really don't have to say it bro
Bro jinx here. Are you playing your own fortnight tournament? No hosting cast in commentator and watching
Yo chance tell me why my YouTube editor put my my stream for today with a corona in my hand
What I'm literally not even drinking yeah, I'm not even like I'm not like there's no beers in my hand. What is this shit?
I'm not really a bear guy man. I don't know how you do it
bro um it's an acquired taste just gotta like enjoy it i feel like you know i had
my first beer drinks in where i had a playoff lightning game i share with
electric that is probably the best spot to get a beer i'm not gonna lie bro i can't
lie yo playoff hockey if you know you know playoff hockey is
fucking peak bro he's right he's right actually it's so crazy it's not a
single better environment in sports history than a hockey stadium
Everybody's hammered. There's not it's not a big of a stadium. It's one big bowl
Yo, and then when they fight to
Holy shit man
Last year it was a bolts Canadians it was bolts Canadians. We were on the class
We saw like three fistfights. They were throwing each other. It was awesome dude. It's fucking awesome
I'm gonna go again this year
I have three Jones by the way
But I grab on this
What you here at you some chickens
Walking and rain down there walking and rain down
Yep, nothing better than plow hockey
I think they're in the obstacle bottom in sound call
Oh my gosh
Where's this catalyst comes in off?
Yo, watch out off watch out watch out. I have like a weird like the breeches open
self-summit below
Yeah
Nothing bathroom windows at all
I think there's somebody bottom rockin
They're here in Pebbles
I have an angle on bottom rocket
I shot his a I'm running now. I killed Zervo. Thank you.
Okay, smoke me out. They're watching the hallway.
Flanking? Flanking rocket.
Alright, I'll walk off your flank.
Look out, top rocket, Jinx.
Jinx, I'm with you.
I'm walking the rocket.
I'm on my way, 90, 90, 90, 90, 90.
I'm standing.
I'm on my B4.
B4, B4 for it.
I
Do man come on dog
Then prime appreciate the prance of it
Someone just said
your kills. Wow. Good for that guy. That guy could want to be one me. I'm singing all
chat. Wait, wait, somebody in all chats at that? Yeah. Tell him compare faces. Come on,
bro. Then pray. All right, this is kind of on a cave. Actually, I'm gonna play the
Shotgun where J plays like I guess lesion shotty
I know I'm just a me
Sweet Granted
Bro I want to play like a cafe up water
Oh cafe
We're feeling like feeling a lot
Shark them up
for a little city like jazz got like jazz music yeah yeah yeah uh yeah my dude my dad used to play
it in the car all the time i don't really listen to jazz you see the studies that we did on uh jazz
music no you guys did studies yeah so when i was a doctor three years um we actually we had
Michael Jordan as our test subject and before his games he would put on jazz music and what it
was it lowered his cortisol and it would boost testosterone receptors in his body and he would play better that's why he has six rings.
He would always use the jazz.
Yeah, I always wanted to get studies on him.
Are you a doctor?
Yeah, well see I didn't graduate that's why I only say three years because I dropped out I was winning a roller-saturdays bro.
Yeah and you were like, play that shit?
I was winning a million dollar roll of Saturdays bro, so it's like I had to
Not feel that though
I'm playing over here. This is what I'm gonna do in every piece is out of this plant right?
Jinx turn this weekend on this
No, that's
Yeah, Charlie on that. Let me see son
I got a door and I got a door on the walk jing see I'm playing your contacts
I got your contact to get your con
Yeah, I don't know how the fuck
You know breach our window is on the breach our left re sticking his face in a breach like trout stone to the right side of that right
I'm just beating on
I shot one of them, too
Boots that was disgusting. Oh my god
That's actually
Dude, oh my gosh
I'm reasonable right you can't get through the breach
You thought that dude. That was so clean. Oh my god
Nice
He made it, he made it.
Oh my god.
Yeah bro, making verb is not really good if you're going to make a tiny asshole and
get gaped from it.
Alright, we're looking good boys, just looking at a good session here.
Yeah, would I be an L dad if I uppercutted my kid?
Yeah, yeah bro, why would you uppercut your fucking kid?
Well, so the thing is like you want to make your, you want to rough up your kids
so he doesn't get bullied at school, you know what I mean?
Dude, I think it's the opposite.
I think the kids that get roughed up, a lot of them end up bullying kids.
Like that's why you don't want to rough them up too much.
Like a swift uppercut, like not, not like, not like a horrid uppercut.
Bro, don't, don't rough up your kid, Jesus.
I mean, speaking of kids, bro, you're getting to that age, man.
Well, what age, uh, when are we going to see the baby Junkos run?
I'll have a kid when I'm like 32, y'all, like literally in like eight
years or something.
And project stomping.
Dude, I was thinking about doing project stomping and literally just throwing a Xbox default
controller stock edition with no paddles.
At the age of like three into his hands and just sentencing him to like 10 to 12 hours
of rank today.
But I don't know man, I don't know, maybe I could.
There's two routes you can go when you have a kid.
You go project stomping or you go project Khabib, like I might send this little bastard
the daggastam having wrestled some bears eat layman rice and fucking wrestle
bears like a dog you're gonna send your kid to three
daggastam and have my kids gonna come back to America and bully like lose
kid and shit like shut loose in the locker
yeah
zombies playing up
I'm in the rich windows
That's my shot bro
Dude you're like laughing at my shit
That's karma for laughing at my
Everybody repels up
Thank you. Okay. I'm in your downstairs. No, this karma jinx. Yo, that spawn peeks actually smart as fuck
I kind of want to learn that that's actually broken. Yeah, what food should I get bro? Richie?
What food should I work? Well, I'll put you on a fresh kitchen. You got a fresh kitchen area?
I mean not really. I think the close one's like 10 miles
Fuck yo low-key covers
Nah, he left. I mean he's challenge. It's like Mediterranean. Hey, yeah
Yeah, can you make noises play window richie? Bro matter of fact you're in the Illuminati bro
What are like a state from like STK?
Okay
I grabbed the rocket.
I activated it.
It might hop in.
Walk up the stairs.
I'm up the rocket.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Who played Frost, man?
In 2020?
Swarovaks!
Oh, who dug?
Yeah, jeez.
That was probably an L.
I hate this guy.
I hate this guy.
Damn, Matt.
He wasn't that bad.
It's all good.
It's probably an L.
I don't know any of these bomb beaks.
It's so cringe.
Terrible ass player.
Only gonna kill me on this map, too.
I am with Lou.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
So why am I through her?
So I'd be able to win this yo, you know, he's on the desk bro, you know, he's on the desk
This is so one of old mango
How's it
I
Know that's no bandit
Either he threw it out the door or right there I just didn't know it's one yo
Do you guys agree that Chipotle's like overrated as fuck? Yeah, bro 100%
It's really so overrated dude. I just don't think it's good. Maybe like years ago. It was good
But I just don't think it's getting more man. Honestly, but you didn't get it bad, dude
It's not bad. You just eat it too much. Yeah, bro. I don't eat too late ever
I barely ever eat too late, bro. It's like I feel like the chicken is just not
Quality they still top three about five bro stomach like cries when I eat your polo. Yeah, literally
Dude, honestly, I do I'm not even kidding
I would rather somebody with a steel-toed boot punt me in the nuts than eat a chipotle burrito right now like a sweaty
With queso in it broke with queso my stomach would be like that's like some fat shit
All right, what do you guys get? I get the ball. Let's get bulls from Chipotle. Yeah, bro
Don't fucking throw us bro. It's good. Our wife
And I was a bowl good are why
Because the um the tortillas are like they got chemicals in it and shit
I talked to the owner of Chipotle, it's on there.
All right, I know what I'm going to get, actually.
I'm just going to get chicken and rice, bro.
From Chipotle?
No, from Kobe.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
I haven't ate that in so long, too.
It's been like fucking months.
That's for all me, huh?
Dude, I get the chicken rice, I get the eggs in there, too.
I get the vegetables.
Yo, should we do a garage?
I'm trying to win this game and shit, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I don't know anything. Get off the slide, blue.
I'm just gonna like, blind me or something.
Whoa, I don't know about that.
You're just gonna rush on me.
Well, I'm the truth.
Oh, that's my play, bro. Fuck off.
No, no, no, no. I'm TK.
I don't care, bro.
Bro, what, bro?
I'm just gonna sit and spot him.
Are those those? Yeah.
He's on the default camp.
Is it very clear no, no you open the barricade he's hard left but it's run away run away
I'm gonna spot him. Oh, where's the main wall like where do I go?
Come here, come here, come here. Yeah, look
Doing garage direct
See thing is like they're gonna need your money. Yeah, we'll walk off the show. No one's in the room to the right
He's just in the room or no, what do I do here?
In barrels in barrels in barrels tub stuck in there
Yes, this room is completely clear. Okay
I
Can ace this I'm coming down that kid never was down. I'm all looking at Ryan. Can I just walk here?
What glad what glad
I think you probably walk this door richie. Yeah
Oh in the middle of lab
All the he's your right. Yeah, sit on this cam sit on this cam. Nice
I'm on it. Yeah
I'm walking out to walking with me Jinksy
I'll tell you how to walk in
You have a box where they're at you. Yeah, I'm the box. Yeah, I'll three out there
Nice
Fucking shot
Let me see. Let me see. Oh, I just I literally just let the whole team swing me why I'll push the way
Yeah, but the first kid you wouldn't have to.
I also could have done the thought of my back of the small and temporary time.
Remember.
Thanks for that.
She's up, bro.
This will be our fourth win, I think, bro.
In a row, close.
Holy shit, before.
No, dude, I just I just get 10 and lose 50, bro.
And I just play with them.
I don't really know if I can get champ on.
You know, so, you know, for legends division,
do you guys have to be champ one?
Like, how does that work?
That's what I asked.
I don't know if you have to be champ five or champ one.
Bro, if it's champ one, you're not going to be able to get games.
Like, bro.
That ass, bro.
How many champ ones do you actually play against?
Bro, Mingo, I think since we've stacked,
I don't know if we've played against a champ one yet.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, no.
I don't think we've played a champ one.
So it has to be champ five.
Which let me see how many champ ones
are even in the world right now.
Probably like maybe 100.
Maybe 209.
209.
Like, that is insane, bro.
There's more champ ones than champ twos.
Well, that makes sense.
That makes sense because if you're good enough to get to champ two,
you're going to grind to get champ one.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Fax no printer with the dinner.
Did he just rip out our door?
This guy's reinforcing these walls.
So can we do a same thing?
Yo, what's the best spawn point to get right to this top wall?
Is it over here?
Where I'm at?
but you want to go like florist for me
uh...
britch your one
with the
barbed wire there's a new jammer
to go to jammer how am i going to get the
there you go
jump and blow it up
so i gotta get champ bro i gotta get champ students like this week running out
tranks are to get champ bro sir slam
plan every day and then
jump that bitch
new jammer's gonna stop it
I'ma take a warehouse.
I'm getting that thing.
Oh my gosh, it's the air.
Yeah, nobody close breach.
Oh, we have a monster, we're not taking like a next shot.
We're not taking any shots.
Yo, is this room called barrels?
Yeah, OK, barrels.
Yeah, barrels.
And the next one's lockers.
Yo, in lockers, in lockers.
Nobody electrical.
Wait, was that electrical?
Hold on.
He just shot my drone.
No, that was two barrels, two barrels.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Went back side.
Okay, yeah.
Alright, Loo, I'm gonna ace that wall.
You got me, so?
I'm gonna need close.
Close, close.
I'm needing close, though.
3, 2, 1.
He just gives me 1 HP, bro.
I need a close one.
Loo, after this month, we'll watch Loo.
No flash, no flash.
He's on my ping, he's on my ping.
He's on my ping, still still still still still.
Still on my ping. Shotgun in hand.
Shotgun in hand.
Oh no.
Nice one, nice one.
Come.
Shotgun come.
Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left.
No, flank, flank, flank.
What?
Wait, how did he walk?
I don't know.
Wow, yellow.
Wow, what is pinging me, man?
That's about one time.
Wow, that was a silly ass thing.
Well, you have on the tap is actually right.
No, this is the only map in the game boots
where Cav is mad.
We need flamethrower.
I didn't go to play.
Yeah, I'm called double one tap does.
Yeah.
Oh, listen, bro, someone just go gridlock.
How much white BB pebbles?
Luke, you go gridlock.
You haven't done shit.
I'm gonna go BB. I'm gonna go Blackbeard, bro.
All right, bet. I'm gonna go Ace. So somebody go grid.
I mean, if we go tack down, I can go grid, I guess.
No, we're gonna tack up. And we're just gonna walk the hallway.
Are we doing a pepo stick?
Yes. I'm just walking the side bridge with BB.
Bro, we keep having barn burners with these dudes.
It is literally just later in the club.
Am I gonna say what just happened last round?
What happened?
The guy hit my Nomad, but it didn't hit him.
It went off. He ran through it.
I'm gonna be honest no matter buggy as fuck you ran through my no bad in shock on me in the face
Can't wait till my food gets here. I gotta I gotta like reach in
Right with this game, bro. I think I'm timing three if I win this row
No way no, they went up there. We're not there. Well, I'll push pebbles look
mmm yeah
You just ran through my nomad. Yeah, you just come with me with you. Mm-hmm
Yo, this whole band of it
I could probably get it from under
They ramp they room below life on location
God I'm gonna go
Um, just low key bro, you could just get to the roof just stay get out stay alive
No, I'm gonna get peeked. I'm thinking like weird routes. Yeah. Yeah, actually they got mask
Fucking banded. Just come with me and Lou, bro. You get the law store. Yeah, it's coming. Yeah, it's coming with me
Somebody's got public door Ryan you need a public door
this window
I jump on this window
hard in
if you're on the third or like
oh wait
wow
can we get this wall maybe
yo ones
oh that's yo
boots the way you can sew but i'll boots
bottom market bottom
we need to pop that one
behind you Richie on this thing
nice calm though
Jinx is here, we need this wall fuck that wall that was relevant. We need our storage wall
I'm getting it Richie. Where is it? Where's the other one? Where's the other one? I think that it's storage
Could you go below that yellow on that pain? Yeah
No this kid too on the shim we're like farther back
Yeah
Once on this ping exactly
I mean, um master
I'm on a pixel still in this room still in this room. I'm gonna join him. Don't be I'm gonna join him. Don't be
Yeah, he's right here. He's all the way ping. He's nervous. We're in we're in you bomb
I'm wanting this morning. That's morning. That's
I'm going door in plant
nice your shit nice got a good fucking shit now we got defense bro now we have defense
good shot boy dude i don't know how you're so fast with your trigger finger mango you must be crazy
what the lady is sorry for i lose one in five or 32 but lu how do you just keep creating
your life you're a shield though like no lu lu got unlucky that round bro also i got his refrag
So that's like minus one and I got him a kill or not a kill but like and we
Believe it or not like Lou didn't turn into a terrorist that around
So what's on what do you mean believe it or not bitch?
I mean Lou curvy
Shot down to one HP and nitro it as Monty Monty. What do you mean?
Yo, could you go like Richie Lucy?
No, why are you laughing bro? Like that's an overtime
They're laughing at me.
Bro, so like, you think if like, I don't know,
Shiko's playing against, or like,
Shiko's playing with Stoneman,
he tells him to get on Richie, Lucy,
Bro, he just calls him on Lucy.
Dude, put me in a custom gamer, Shiko.
He's fucking wild.
I'm willing to, I'm willing to wager Shiko
on a 1v1, bro, I'm confident.
What side is the rotate here?
Is it this side?
Cause I wanna play in here.
Right.
Like, I wanna play in here and get added.
I'm already doing it.
I got to a bottom
I'm giving you hell of a dorns bro you should be dead over here
I ain't move my chop
Mingo do you want to play here with your TCSG?
You want to play here?
I know that why you're playing here
I'm playing here
No, no, no, I'm not going to stop, bro
I'm just going to kill you bro
I
Watch this round watch this round though. I like that. They didn't make a single road day with this
Five rotates
Yo one basement gonna walk yellow stairs from basement
He's cheating
You guys ever shut up with that cheating shit. It's that kid bro
another trade for itchy bang this I drew it up
very since I already I have a lot today all just hitting you over there yeah
yeah but I think maybe I'm pink all right I'm supporting you give me a support
Give me a C4 ping.
What?
Give me a C4 ping.
Give me a C4 ping.
Like a puppy, right above you, right above you.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Activate.
This could be a pebble.
No one's watching it, but this could be a pebble.
There's some of the orange pebbles.
I'll try pebbles.
He's on the drone.
He's on the drone.
I'll make sure he's on the drone.
Yo, check out the display window.
Ryan, jump out of the display window.
Yes, look left.
Jump out, jump out.
Come on, he's going up swinging you.
Nice.
Nice, nice.
Come on baby.
3c4 kills, 3c4 kills in a single game.
That is insane.
Double, double, double.
That was one c4 global.
Left side, left side.
She was not seen peps.
Wow, 1hp, 1hp on the dot.
Ash.
1hp on the dot.
1hp.
1hp.
I'm pktin.
Pktin.
Pktin.
Pktin.
Pktin.
Pktin.
Pktin.
Pktin.
Pktin.
Pktin.
Pktin.
I'm holding the red fail.
Now, now this 1hp.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
One bullet
My teammate said one HP. I've been most broken good of the game and I hit him
No, I'm new skin on my PC skins. Actually isn't it the same though?
Fuck with it for expect again
So, Chad, Odey Pixel is doing a Valorant tournament on Friday.
It's 2V2V2V2V, new plus pro, draft, big boy tourney, $50,000 prize pool, K-drill is playing,
Muda is playing, Joe Bart is playing, and Ludwig is playing.
Wait, so I get a pro fuck y'all play that?
Now, do we need to average like 20K on Twitch to get it in that, because-
You'll be there to ask him.
Yeah, bro, that'll be great, bro.
bro chat give me the fuck in there what i get a pro i'm a pro if you want to play with me
me ha no i think they're gonna give me a 10 or some shit give me 10s
for what game that or if i don't want to battle it
bro 2 30 p.m. fuck yeah i'm there boy Friday that's a day before my 491 too that's like perfect
i'ma go pee i like that it's a new plus bro that's good that's good that's good
I'll actually lock in for that. I'll like warm up. I'll go live early.
I'm gonna be three champs locked in.
and
on your feet that
and
You can't even say hard right say hard holy shit
What happens? What'd you do? Why was screen black?
Nah, not pound cake.
Why was screen black, chap?
What? Why was screen black?
Gotta leave you alone.
Up or down, up or down?
Down.
Prime still not diamond three? No, fuck this. Honestly, fuck this.
I think it's been an instant dirt swampy
I would I would throw tomatoes at you. I would throw tomatoes at you. Yeah, that video is so good
Lou
If I saw you in real life, I would throw to me
I'll do it for you
I'm gonna open open open. I can draw it for you. Give me like he's dropped right wait in open area books
He dropped for Sherlock. Yeah
I feel like I heard so many top squarers
One didn't tell her sad
Yeah, brother really fucking reloading cover me one dead, bro, I hear this kid
we're going to kill one arca
we're going to kill one arca
anybody tell us or no
you killed one arca
we got four last opportunity
there's laks
i'm being
it's an open
we plan here
we plan here
we plan here
we plan here
incauz it
incauz it
We're playing here. We're playing here. We're playing here.
I have dropped.
You got it?
Stick it, stick it.
He's on Richie.
I'm in the window, close window right there.
He's right there, thanks.
Nice! Come on!
You can't, my mic was muted.
You can't even say it hard, right? Say it hard. Hopefully.
I think the champ dream is dead. I'm getting tan and losing 60. I haven't been done. We've won four in a row
I'm still not diamond three. Oh
Say a prayer like bro. What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
Yeah, I got to take my dog on a walk at this game. I wouldn't throw tomatoes at you. Oh
Oh
It's way like five minutes of the arm and go on a little quick sprint around the bar
Look just throw it a bow in the sun, bro
Oh shit, what the fuck what you come from
Nowhere
I don't know what I go brother. No, he's apps like appealing
I
Need to locate upon
Where they go where they go
Come back down your way like I'm in Samira. No
I mean, I'm not a bro wait five minutes for you to run it down
down. I'm gonna switch my dog. Take my dog. I'm gonna walk him or some shit, bro. Chad,
I look at him like I don't know, man. He's nine. I don't know. He's not even home. My
brother's not even home. Ten seconds to insertion. Make these those. Are they up or down? Up
or down? Up or down? I'm done. What's funny? What's funny?
and abuse the bomb. Lou, I would throw tomatoes at you.
Oh, I don't know why you're using that.
Yo, tiktok, tiktok is just my favorite.
Like, I just, I love it, bro.
F.A.C.A.s got caught!
Where is it?
I run toughs quick, toughs quick, left.
Should have dodged, by the way.
In our cabs.
Wait, I hear this guy.
Oh, no problem.
I need you.
I'm gonna kill this dude, I'm gonna kill this dude.
Look he's in here, in the middle of open and in small office.
Uh, Luke, in the middle of open and in the red hatch, and then when in small office.
There's two of them.
Hi bro.
Look where?
There's two in there.
In the archives.
I see his penis.
Yeah, this kid's like the king bro.
He's dead.
There's still one more.
God, I have no recoil.
How do I have no recoil though chat?
Is my penis just big?
Does it get back on me, James?
One on red. One on red.
He's killed him.
So the work are working now.
Another one. Another one.
It was going, it was going.
All right.
Bakari takes the first.
Bakari takes the first.
We can hit site.
What do you speak?
Nice.
Nice.
I'm going to go there.
He was open on the hatch.
He could have dropped though.
I got to ask Mark off this one.
He's going to swing because he needs a pickback at a 3v1.
3v1.
I think he's back inside.
Nah.
I'm not going to run.
He's top blue.
I have the best sets in the game.
He's top blue boots.
He's got four games.
He's inside.
He's inside bottom blue bottom blue
That's four things just wait but he's walked inside run in sight. I walked in same. You want to call it on next time, buddy
He's dead inside. Oh, he's definitely
Yeah
He can't see shit
This kid's good
or a mingo aura you can't even say hard right
take a look like to be one I've ever seen
we have Marvel camera on the A-bomb yeah I think you swing your curse oh my go
You can walk down marble this guy's still a site
He's in a he's in a
Yeah, yeah, just walk down marble you're all good over here. We have red guys on the bottom on the bottom
Nice
You know that's my little suspect that form shot like three fucking
yeah, I
Shot right
Come on bro one more one more. Let's get a 3-0
Oh
Yeah, the best Valcams that ass I gotta leave you alone
Let's go. Come on. Yeah, Jamesy. Yo, what up guys? Yeah, I'm buying a house. Could you help me out a little?
What uh, could you buy for me? What type of house? Are you giving an apartment?
No, no, I was like, uh, sorry. I was looking at like
Some like single-family residents or like Loki a townhouse bro townhouses are Loki insane ROI
They got low HOA fees and shit. How much are you willing to have a go? Yeah, bro?
How much are you gonna spend? Could you sauce me like a mill or some shit?
You want me to sauce you a million dollars for a townhouse? Can I get like please? Please?
Interest do you want money back like you pay me back every month on like the 15th of every month
All right 1% interest does that sound good so I give you a million dollars and then I get 1% interest
How much monthly payment so you're gonna make like how much don't be an L friend bro like I can't have a minute
Sorry, bro, sorry same change you
Now what changed? I feel like he fell off. I don't know how to explain it.
Baw!
I was saying Jynxy.
What is this?
You guys are never handed out a meal.
He changed, bro.
Jynxy and Khai?
Khai and Jynxy were cloned, I think.
Bro, that bro, I'm actually coming up with a YouTube video on how Jynxy got cloned.
I already did one on Khai.
On Serious, what changed about him? Look at the headband.
I clicked as a engineer before.
I like to play this, bro.
Like, once when Khai said if he shaves his dread that's not Khai, same thing with Jynxy, bro.
Jinx he like shaved his head in shit, it's not Jinx
I'm with a fucking clone
Yo Jinx do you have armor you got it?
I don't have a plan, I'm just gonna buy a lot of armor
Should I do default boots?
I'm holding JNA
That's what I'm doing
I need some assistance
Fuck, yo, she's getting somewhere
I
Know on the ball on the one left off. Okay
Nice car
Yo, these guys are champs
What's going on? There's three champs, bro. They're like I think it worst champs. I've seen let me type to them
Wow, bro, why would you set dude? You're just spreading negativity, bro
Let's go. I mean it's our six bro. I have a hot take right now. I have a hot take on these guys
Richie theory, so I actually think they're DMA, but they're playing like streamers
So that's so they're going legit so they don't get their cons flooded cuz these guys are three
Oh, these guys are way too shit to be in this evil
Yeah, low key like what was that cuz like they we just kind of like I don't know you guys
just going crazy right now
Seems flooded
Right. Yeah, that clip is legendary.
The team flooded C team.
I've been seeing that.
I think so.
Yeah, yeah.
At that time around.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, dude.
I don't know if seeds will ever be better than like prime
twenty twenty three Rover Sundays when they first came out.
When we're on the sun is the first.
Yeah, man, it was so good about.
Ricky that thing is your uh, gaster though?
Yeah, okay Lou, I was literally in the lobby there in that Lou.
Because he's being like, his name on Twitter is Ricky on God, then he gets to throw this
up the ass.
Yeah, bro.
This is all alive, bro.
I'm getting fake great allegations right now, bro.
What is this?
What is this?
Yeah, I'm gonna pull ahead and bake her, bro.
God, bro, lose name is on my chest,
KC claim is on my chest,
sin's name is on my chest.
GBA, of course.
Can't wait for GBA 6, bro.
I'm changing the topic.
Do the Richie Rome.
Yo!
Dude, can you stop laughing at that, bro?
Dude, you're gonna piss me off.
What is the Richie Rome, bro?
Roman open.
Like a million people have done that,
I'm gonna be 10 milk in.
Yeah but I like popularize that.
Reloading!
You know I'm the type of guy, you know when someone says a joke in class and like the other guy says it louder and like everyone laughs.
Like I'm leaking my tech, that's the Richie Shrats right there.
Happy shit.
One HP, one HP! Over there.
Don't die, I'm gonna fall.
Don't there sauce mama well
Yo, I'm coming I don't know if they're gonna get to sideline
Our Kelly dad
Why is it called our Kelly I'm not even rolling I have no idea
It's like kissing right he's a big kisser
What are you talking about?
No, I thought our Kelly was big.
I'm missing.
Left side of the fucking door.
I'm saving you.
Dropping.
And I made it.
Is this a Cronus?
Is this a Cronus?
Are y'all gimme like five?
Like five?
Like a quick one.
So, we need five minutes?
Nah, bro.
Like three
Mingo, how'd you get that skin, bro?
You bought it on the r6 shop in the in what section was it in the e-sports section y'all do pick someone up
It's just for a game five thirteen section
All right five minutes five minutes okay, but rows up run magic
I'm doing in for the
All right, Jinxie, play spot song spot.
Oh, that's actually a good shout. Jesus, that's a good shout.
I need to find the song.
You're welcome, bitch. You're welcome.
I'll carry this content like I used to, plus you.
Chat, song spot, lock in.
I'm the fucking code.
Is it, is it too bad to push now?
Or is it like?
No, it's not.
I'll switch it up.
I'm falling, I'm falling.
I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride.
What a song.
I'm falling.
Classic.
Poppin' shit. Poppin' shit.
You've been only cruisin' while you talk.
Drake?
I've been, yeah. You got it, girl. You got it.
Is it actually just called You Got It?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, I don't know
Ball right wait wings up to me
Do you recall?
What is this one
Oh
She'll play my teammate
But you know what it's about Florida weather man, it's just like
You walk out and it's like hot as shit and your balls are sweating. It's like stick it rains every day, bro
Yeah, but like we're actually sweating. We should end coast snow aren't these guys good my teammate, bro
I think this is the first time I've faced a champ one Hedka and exalt
Water everything's old exalt ass virtually
Wait, I might actually get below for this. Okay, what the fuck in bro? I'm making like 25 or 30
Little better hurry the fuck up. Oh
Well, Lou would go AFK on this game. Yeah, this is a good idea game told me to cue the game
What do you mean like he was on the mic or he said yeah, you can do in four minutes. I can chat type and chat
All right back back back. Let me get a um, let me get a water. Let me get a water. This is what a game
This is what again
on orthodox mirrors to mess with their headspace. What do you guys think?
Yeah, picture.
Look at you.
But it's just played out there as a merit.
Chad, this is actually going to be a sweaty fucking game. These dudes are good.
Phantom. Why do I know this guy? Why do I know this guy? This guy's name is Rigor
Nebel. Yeah, Phantom.
Phantom.
No.
No.
What happened to Fanta? Does he still play?
He was in my chat the other day bro. He just doing IRL.
I just doing IRL.
I mean bro, him and IRL should like go to PC. They could like
press spawn campaign scene by the construction.
And he has no passion. We don't, he really don't.
I'm gonna be in barge
But can you play here on the stairs?
All right, I'm gonna take I put barb on your right lane barb on your window hop in
Miss jinx low column up column below. That's easy. They work bro. I miss my shot
They have a BB they're gonna do a solar iron. We're dropping a part of you
There you go.
I'm going to go outside the building.
I'm going to go outside the building.
We're running a serious fucking game
and your senior is laughing.
Nice, mate.
Sound call, Segundo?
All my window boots.
One of my, one of my, one of my, one of my, one of my.
Segueno, moving on.
Move it up.
Move it up.
He went outside on course.
Tag them, tag them.
Got him.
Nice, Louis.
That was me.
No, they're both just holding me.
I'm dead.
Okay.
Both just they just wasted both nades and both capitals on me.
Oh my God.
Imagine playing a game like that fucking loser
Never be good
So little window trophy window, what's main window that's where last three were
No ones on the site windows
Oh my god, come here bro, just stay there.
Stay up, stay up boys.
I can follow if you look.
How's it go?
Holy stream snipe.
They're straight up to you, bro.
Yeah.
What do you want me to do there?
You literally told me to stay there.
I have the window hop, just one now.
Right I'm getting demo strike. Shut up. I got solar
We solar came brother at the jump dude in the Nari
Walking up solar one solar window could go big one of them one bit piano window one piano window
I've been going piano piano
My door
one out four remaining.
This is them.
Nice. Come on, Jinx.
I'm sure I don't know.
Yeah, they just cleared me like that.
The only way to describe it is to say where you were.
Bro, he missed that wall bang.
us. We need that round to a shot. Mira. Don't make me. Please don't make me go catch.
Yeah. Down. Down. You know me. Okay. I'm going to bring that one back. As Rasky's
dealing
Wow, bro Wow
Golden father
Landon Brian could you meet up both the side drone holes?
The West main one and the dining one
Both the sight one does got it got it got it. Whoa whoa whoa side drone holes side journals. Okay, please
No
Protect the bomb
Jay the water is fraudulent out things so
He got like two targets in four quarters. What do you want?
Wait, what? He's on the Broncos, right?
Yeah.
Why would they try to throw it?
They're just not even trying to throw it.
Bro, bone makes the wrong hop.
They're the most fun to run.
Yeah, I mean, they were just kind of locked up.
When you rotate the stairs, I'm going to do the hatch pop.
I can reinforce above. I can make that chase.
The US main bird as well.
Think we just do like a bunker. I can pie shoot some cams
Nobody like a
Junction to the journal jinx you jump through the journal I think you know it's right here went through
Is there something that went out of my mouth?
I don't know, okay.
Is there anything else on the main door?
Yeah, there's a church down there.
It's coming back, Jinx. Coming back to the journal.
They got muted.
Look at that solar.
They got muted on the journal.
Yeah, they have a gridlock. Yeah, you're right.
Bro, but it didn't get muted near your pain.
It got muted outside.
Is that your West Main window?
Oh my god!
Jinx, your Westman went to cameras gone.
Yo, outside my door.
OK.
Yo, one's on slant.
Definitely Westman.
Definitely Westman, baby.
Not gonna lie, I'm gonna take a nap.
Let me know.
All right, Dan.
Let him know.
They're on top, man.
Close.
Close all Ivy boots.
Jeremy.
I
Didn't know Scott
In your resume no one is not even open
You're there in over here
No, bro
Oh my fucking
Brought you inch
Very good
I
Jumping I don't think I'm not eight drones broke Chris. I think you shot so to give a little bit
Damn, that's sure
I'm riding above I'm riding above. I mean they have no drones richie
Let me go stay side. I'm going rich they have the solar
again with the bathroom window wait dude should I what do you think how does he
wait what that was instant
from the bathroom just about the bathroom the bathroom bathroom the
solar solar solar rishi swinging your head also brought wide already
Yeah, I just fucking nuked them for my fifty five fifty
back on their back wait was that a four came was that quadra queue yeah quadra
kills nice rich shit baby come on bro I'll get in chat and I think he's gonna
see that yeah oh my god my food's here switch I'll grab it after this game do
not snack you
just get fifteen you're here
now i don't even know there's no way there's two champ ones i think we're
getting ten
bro no the fuck we're not
i think i'm gonna get a 20
am i just like side share here boys because if y'all get ten that's
actually dead like we gotta switch servers
honestly
You know chewing champ ones for Tanylo, are you serious that's it that's no you're not gonna get 10 though
You're gonna get time
Mike it's well
Yeah, I can't cough without hitting a baby
I
Whenever
And I was in seventh grade I had a bad
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do a probably spawned people if I die then I don't know
He's swinging the main door
Trying tops over
Are they in like I don't explain it Lou
I think he fake mr. Me. I think he did join me. Yeah, he did join me. He's on the window nacho. I'm not sure I'm jinx
I
I
Be on the bar or do you know where I don't know
Yeah, one's library about
That was mean like y'all like y'all look
Wait, Westman, let's make you loving a move
Yeah, I'm loving
I'm running down. I'm a wallbang. I'm running a wallbang. He's close honey close honey nice.
Your location has been compromised.
I
You know what?
Yo, dude, if I've been getting 14 on emeralds, I'm gonna get like 20 here 20 30. I'm gonna get 30 here
No, I was literally 60 low off anyway, it's still I'm actually gonna fly here
Ready to get my food
Wait, I don't know. I gotta win the game. They're like a zombie or some corny shit
This is actually you know, like this is like plus 30 bro, come on
There's got room anyway, there's no living process. I don't know. I don't think it's plus 30
I've been getting 14 off like diamonds and I have you. Yes, because I'm low. I'm always talk you might get more than I
Hope I get 30. Yeah, bro. I get 30. I'll pull my wiener out
I got need this man
San, thank you for
Float, float, float. This is Hilo. This is Hilo
Dude, I don't know anybody on this team, but they're high, Hilo
whatevs Richie it's gonna tell your teammate or is there more like it's just
him yeah it's just him yeah there are just things that were bar bro it's good
for the males problems good yeah oh yeah yeah you're Luke you want to do a
OG thing I have a OG like shot call
Luke come with me. Let's follow me. Let's follow me. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna zombie
I'm gonna go like dining side and shit loose spot with me
Wait, look at you hear me
He's on your body, but I wanted him to go on off
But
Let me go make up my go. I need you to hack this
Hack this may go into like the one-end site. Yeah, I hacked that at that Luke come here come here
Where is that at?
Where? Where? Where?
It's on bottom end, bottom end.
Lou, I wanna ram this and rush in.
But I want-
Think that's a play-jinks?
No, but it's kind of a forced play.
Mingo, did you hack it?
I did.
Not Lou, Chalkin, they're making for Chalkin.
Yeah, I don't wanna do that.
I'm gonna foster it.
Hang over here, this kid's fucking dream sniping.
I have to say, Lou.
Yo, Mingo, right here.
Yo, Mingo, Mingo, Thorns in this corner.
Could you shoot down the main door real quick? I'm gonna flatch her
I'm dead
Yeah, I think I'm getting seems like but my own teammate, bro, I can't lie
not okay I'm not even trying to do it there's no way it's got a UAV on me bro
it's got a fucking UAV you know what man a little bit of a throwaway around
all good oh good all good all good bro I cannot see what he's got me
bro he ran to your me I flashed the thorn in the thorn left I'm so lost
Just man, I'm up unless I'm mostly bravo. Yeah, I'm not
So we're hacking shit it's boring wasting my time
Oh, dude, I actually got Randy or well
Say hello to tiktok. No, come on. That's like a low light. Oh shit my dog
She's like a main push, bro. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm digging it. I'm digging it push of the team and shit
I can't enter bar with like that one was on me. Good luck
Not good later. Let me know they might play a
My bar would like going with some fit
A century
I
Feel that though
I'm gonna die to actually just free firehead shots. Yeah, I don't know how this guy does it
Just watching I mean, yeah
This guy ever gets banned one day, I just wouldn't be surprised me neither on the snow
I don't think he cheats though he's definitely stream sniping, but I don't think it's just what he plays with that's all yeah
I get that
I'm up in I'm up in bar
Yeah, they're holding the main wall, they're holding the library hold.
That's one HP bro.
Yeah, I don't know if he's in my library though.
Yo, Omega, could you throw in that library check quick?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna hop in.
He's out of the hatch.
I'm hopping in.
He just had his shield top mess.
Nice boots.
They go my way
They go my way
He's in my library
He's in my library
Oh my god
He's in my library
He's in my library
He's in my library
That's a dead
He's in my library
I just wrote my desk
I'm 45
This guy's in my library
I love 45
I'm joining him.
One's on your Heddles boots, on your Heddles, and he's in my dark, he's in my dark.
Moving back!
Into the shield, I can't really do that.
I mean, bro, there's one up there.
I think we can just hit trophy, bro.
There might be thorn traps.
I'm gonna just hit trophy, bro, because there's only one inside.
Someone go West Main.
Okay, walk forward a bit, Ryan.
I think he might be on my hatch, though.
I have like a black cam like a bottom black cam journey thing jinx
Yo, I can do everything I can do everything. What are you guys doing drone up West main maybe?
I'm gonna drone up West main into site. Let's see what's happening
To set the bar of West main
Yo, I'm excited
Hold up, hold up
Mingo walking on my mingo if you want to pre-fire
Yo B sites clear A sites clear yo kitchen is clear. Let me check tro
jump in trophies all so clear have the trophy first
boots i can need it i can need it i can need it
gonna jump hatch i'm gonna jump hatch
see him so there let him walk down i'll kill him let him walk down
yeah you can just hurt on me yeah pass
You smoke, you smoke, you smoke.
You got a plant, Boots?
I think you're gonna have to jump, then, Jeans.
He's gonna drop hatch.
Hold that chop, hold that chop.
Your stealth's...
Both of her, both of her.
I have that chop.
I think one's under solar.
Top soloing 35 Boots.
Don't mess, don't mess, don't mess.
On the stairs, on the stairs.
One friendly operator remaining.
You're not the peak bro
Good job hatch
You flushes flushes flushes
Bro, I don't know I'm on this all bro like someone else
The bar black woman the fucking round. Oh my god. It's so stupid. If there's no barb, I could have just ran down
I mean we have
Lugling knock for a piano windows. Tell me why that's a good off for being a little
Lou can't if you're not gonna play play anything like contribute to the team bro
Can you just go part-breacher? Van Barne? He's right. He's right. Not even
Bro, I opened up piano and bathroom windows got us a first pick, bro. Ah, damn it. These kids are actually good
No, I got it. Why are you? I killed him the same time as you
Then you die much had advice state trophy there. You can just start diffusing. I had to run up one
Richie, how'd you die Richie? I got thank 45 game. Good luck's down. I'm gonna go there. I'm gonna go there and get the top wall
Rats in this game chill on the queue. I need to eat real quick. I'm gonna just bring a shield bro
We're gonna go a tee because nobody wants to try a row
I just saw a clip of me playing Solid Snake and I had like the dumbest face ever.
I was just running through the halls.
Bruh, bruh.
Up with those.
They're not gonna get these gridlocks down, bruh.
What are we gonna do?
Okay, so we just like attack them from fucking like library and shit. Yeah
You want to walk main door with the Monty
Lou you want to go main door Monty yeah, I can
There's gonna be barbed there
Yo, Brian, I think he's gonna be peeking you from this piano window
I think you child that like the piano window on the right side
Yeah, lucky bro, I think you just use a thermite on that big window castle you think
Yeah, I mean you got three and we only need one wall, but you can do great this maybe
Hold up. Yeah, they're just on the hatches. You gotta take library you should library windows open. I'm on main stairs
Yeah, bro, can someone get on library balcony
I don't see them anymore. I did light them up though
Man around down blue. Yo, can I just get this wall?
No, can I, Louis, watch out. Yeah, but we need this shield
Can you smoke off? We're smoking here off. I don't know how to smoke
We need...Consolidate, Consolidate.
Louis, I'm gonna get this wall.
I'm getting it, I'm getting it. It's so risky
One's PN, one's PN
One, two IB, one PN, oh
Yeah, can we draw a half wall? Is there one half wall, Louis?
No one half-bought. There's two. Two gonna be on the rotate.
Jeezy, can you just go and plant?
No, please.
Can you just hold this? Hold this, Ryan.
You know?
I have plant.
I'm planting! I'm planting! Half-bought!
Okay, okay.
I'll get him. I'll get him.
I'll blow him. I'll get him.
I'll get him. I'll get him.
I have no time left.
He's not there.
He's below. Blow. Good flank us.
Plants down.
Do we have flank cams on you?
You know what?
Nice!
I blew. I only blew.
He got like that.
One's gonna come up solar, man.
I have a blue cam
I have a blue cam
I have a blue cam
I have a blue cam
Nice!
Nice!
Let's go guys!
I mean bro, it's not a Richie lock dog
How can you tell that?
Us
Us
Jeans
Jeans
I'm walking around with Ember Riser, I'm a piece of fucking shit
and shit.
That TCSG needs to get nerfed by that.
That shit needs to get bolted, not even nerfed.
Like, holy shit.
How much is that?
That is 10.
I knew it.
19.
Oh, 19.
I got 22.
I got 20.
I got 30.
I got like 30.
I said, don't use Guinness for that.
Am I just going to carry?
Yeah, I think we hit a tactical get off that fucking server.
Why my swift hit that?
Because the last time I played Hicah, I had 21.
Oh, you don't need to stream and then you queue this three more times.
Bro, that is.
That motherfucker, of course, just like they replace the people who sell them
and then just get a demon sack and then just start queuing us every game.
Me, yeah, you make a make a make a make a sound said made Hicah and stream.
Yo, let's not re queue that.
You know, again, I know, I know.
Exile is in the exile has a CCTV system with the streams pulled up.
Straight blackbird on where we're at B. Oh, too
You know Lou I would fleece you if I seen you I'm trying to reach you I seen you never
Yeah
Yeah, he's gonna bring the bottles we active
Now we're definitely brothers. That thing is I think the only extra day we have is the day before
board. Yeah, because what does it end Sunday? And like, I don't
know. Sunday's active. I mean, in Miami it should be. Yeah, we
gonna be outside boys. I got the Airbnb for the 24th to the
28th. It doesn't start the 25th.
After being a side son.
Surely Sunday's in Miami are still like decent. Yeah, most
of us be going on like, Tuesdays. What you know about
Tuesday. That's Tuesday. That's Tuesday today.
I'm gonna go get water. I'll be right back.
Oh, yeah, that's about it.
What's up, Fabwitz?
Oh, Jersey Mike's. Yeah, this is about to hit, bro.
in Jersey Mike's guess.
What do you get from Jersey Mike's?
I love to switch it up every time I get word.
I like it in the same thing.
Cute as shit.
Yo, kids, I'm back.
good win man yo how much did I you probably got like 30 genes we got 20
bro you guys got 20 oh my god let me see how I see how I see it holy yeah I
get check my six trackers with us the books are both chat how much I guess do
I hold this number mm-hmm yeah give me the fuck off that server you only got
25 me I mean that's what he said he's gonna get Richie got 21 and he shaped
one. Hey, bro, that was a good
ass game though. That was good.
The Wimbled Mungo back.
Bro, I got the plant down and died
a second later. That was so peak.
See chat. Let's think about Siege, man.
Not all heroes wear capes. Like, I
didn't get to kill that round, but I
I got the plant, which led to three kills.
Yeah, bro. I heard him shocking below.
I was like, damn, you're cooked.
Probably it was literally, you were like, see pouring below.
Yeah.
Slow down.
No, I'm eating as much chicken as I can.
I mean, as much as you can ask him.
Chicken, rice, noodles, eggs, onions, green peppers.
For a place called Kobe. It's just a Japanese steak house. Oh, yeah, you told me about that a long ago
What will think you vape it's a disgusting old joke from five years ago
So
Basically five years ago I left my setup and then people just started spamming date break and they haven't stopped in five years
What say you actually don't vape
Yes, I actually don't think like yeah, have I ever evaded before? Yes. I've made before do I make frequently?
No, do I make once a week? No, I think once a month. No, like I don't be like I
Drive it once every three months like maybe yeah, I see
But you don't they yeah, you know, baby is the grass
You be in fry jinx I've seen you on that stream
I
Got in front before yes, I've got in front before now. I'm saying like recently. Oh
Yeah
In New Jersey, I was
Not I was watching that shit. I felt bad because the night where I kept laughing at Ron's jokes and Los God pissed
I was like baked off my ass
Chad that was the night where I read Los Dot funny and I could not stop laughing for like an hour after that
The fuck I'm supposed to say
That's such a beat stream bro. Yes Yankees to unhomer. I still get out of the bad. Yes Bellinger
But who called who called belly Homer today someone said it
Yeah, just your sky as far as your sky
Someone actually coming out guys can I get the hatches?
Do you guys want to pop them in Rome?
Okay, like vault and shit vault and blue or vote and fucking I swear excuse for a TCS CNC for
That was useful
the bomb. Bro, it's taking so good.
Bomb question mark, no.
Have you seen it?
Um.
Jinxy, John, go with this one and get this up.
I don't need to see y'all never seen that.
Yo, so I reinforce this server hatch?
Main, main, main, main.
What?
You're not even top, bro.
Oh my god, Chad, I got Diamond 3!
Yes!
Yes!
Chad, we're getting closer, boys!
Come on!
That's what I get to champ, bro.
I'm not even...
I'm not even expecting...
We're roaming, bro.
It's good, bro.
I'll set you a beach ice hangar.
We're bottom.
Bro, my god, I got Diamond 3, Chad.
Let's fucking go.
You can't even say how you're probably already in server probably already in server on a pixel
Yeah, what am I cating? What am I cating? I chew my pocket?
Like you you mean
No, we didn't give all we didn't give all we didn't get ball
You mean red hatch, I think they're pushing I think they're pushing lobbying
You guys don't even calm
Whoa, I just got pretty far to free me
I mean go out you'd be proud of me. I'll be angle. I'm on mingo. Yeah fucking thorn
Mingo you'd be proud what like you'd be proud when you die. You say shitting right? Yeah
Yeah, this is right out of mingo's notebook. Oh my god. It's a bunch inside inside. What's inside?
What's inside? I bet he has help if I help
server server
Yeah, I think garage
What's that, but I think somebody's in garage on me. I'm not even kidding. I have case I have case on thing
Yeah, one printer
One in lobby I
Get up and say it. Can we shoot that? I got it. No more profits
So I saw somebody really
up the volume go watch it I hear what he too maybe wait they pop up
come one up this gun is so broken like actually this gun is broken
I can't wait till they get snarled I'm not even getting I think it's a bugle oh I fucking
fell
I'm selling. I'm gonna do what Lou does
My gosh
Homer bro yo speaking of the Cardinals
You see them beat the Chargers, bro. Isn't that black I
Was not expecting the car
My own
Oh my god, are you all money or down money? Yeah, I'm up money. I'm on money. No, I'm on it. He's down
You can make it back though one big lay
I mean am I lyin?
Or Lou, you could just stop gambling?
Well yeah, I quit bro, I quit bro.
You're gambling right now?
Well you got like three lays on right now, fucking mean you quit.
Yeah, this is the last one bro.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we're gonna be at the far of the land, yeah.
I can panic bro, that's what somebody says.
Oh, this is my last rip of heroin.
Dude, if you microdose heroin, it's actually not that bad.
How much money would you have if you never got a chance?
See, is that what clav does?
Or does he actually do that?
Nah, he used the micro dose meth.
Bro, he basically will pop Adderall and say it was meth. He's like a liar.
I mean, yeah, cuz Addy with suppressor appetite.
I'm not his boy, but like, I'm a clap, I'm a clap, man.
This part is like, it looks nice. I don't do politics, bro. That's fucking Jester.
there I mean it's it I just like math is insane that's insane right thought I
do take math like one time you get addicted to it and die I thought it's
like that bro I got a dick there didn't he have a seizure on stream yeah no he
Yeah, bro, like that's it's bad
Can't just drink water and then float around I'm pretty sure he mixed pregab alcohol. That's like
Frase see there
Bro, all you need is um, all you need is water to be honest
Right speaking of alcohol, I might pop a beer I might get real chatty in a minute here
Yeah
Who was the kid on the other team was his name
Freedom is off he's a hundred
These kids are fading on my windows
All right, I'll tell you when boots I'll tell you when I have sound
Get ready
No
I
Wonder lots on under lots on an open can I go my marble maybe this guy's not walking a marble watch
Did I just squeak brah? I thought Louis uh, I think yeah, I think he was
No, I don't know. I don't know.
I lose. I'm not blue.
Bro, what would I need for champ?
Just like a bunch of rollback or something?
Yeah, get those two kids back.
I don't know.
I've lost to that kid twice, Mingo.
The Ryan Dot Hall kid.
I lost that kid twice.
Bro, I don't think he's cheating though, man.
No, he's cheating. I'll put it on my life.
You're cheating.
Really?
If he goes the distance to Shreem Sight,
Make it a mighty analyst Murphy cheating
He's right
Yeah
Your dinner with Drake my dinner with Drake
And dig dig dig after you did that report for the dev I texted you saw my text no
He switched his Ubi name so the Ubi soft devs could have find it. Oh, yeah, I saw I saw
Yeah, I'm gonna play off meta ops to show them love cuz off meta ops I'm getting enough
Off meta ops. What are you going?
Make a wish
Fuck
We know there was a time right here, she was like the best stop in 2021
Wait, really in 2021 2022 she was like the best stop in the game
Oh didn't she have like a shield and shit like
In like all that
Stations were broken her gun did more damage and have no recoil, but her ponas were like broken
What all those imps just run around on Thunderbird
Dude, I would run around on Thunderbird, but I had no recoil there
The zil's would run around on like think LMG's they'll be out of G boots. Remember that matter
That matter was disgusting
Nothing with words
No the alibi meta I hate it that meta cause I just got ran down by zhins.
Oh my god 1.5 alibi. 1.5 alibi we're out.
1.5 and anything.
It looks good but if you die to it it looks like a nightmare.
I would not know if you would love it now I trust you.
I'm just so comfy.
1.5 Goyle.
Um like prime 1.5 Legion 1.5 Mel.
Oh my.
You're a hot pick.
People say that 1.5 killed the game get removed bro I don't think it did bro like.
I'm the dance.
What do you guys think about that?
The game's not even dead, bro.
You're doing fine.
Yeah, once he's buried.
Seeds will never be a dead game,
and seeds will also never be like a top name.
I was talking about Warden, Manga.
That Warden one, he'll be ripping it more than that.
Warden and Warden are just so comfy.
But Robin can't let me name Earth.
They're nading my shift.
I think he's holding a threat.
See that warden there?
He's got to just bait her, bro.
Oh, I'm not relying.
What the fuck?
Nice, low.
Yo, it's gonna happen stock, maybe. Stocking E3.
I think he's already in stock, Chris just gave Janny.
Give me E3, one Marvel Skylight, Marvel Skylight, Marvel Skylight.
You shouting that low?
Yeah, I know. I was gonna kill him, then kill Marvel Skylight.
Drone in the hay bags.
This guy's hitting on my Skylight like a loser.
Yeah, that guy's not...
They're making a bird on me.
We just need to get like a double kill here.
Alright.
I'm scared this guy's just still in the Skylight. Fuck it.
I'm to the case in positioning this kid's gonna come to this window. I'm gonna swing him
Hey, who made those heels when I found out which one of you guys made that feels I'm TK and use moves probably too, huh?
You are not early. I don't know why you're making feels like that
Damn this guy's toxic
what I've won this before now there you tell me why those fields are there
Oh my god, he's staring at it. I should have sprinted across.
Please tell me how feeholes right there are good.
In square?
Mm-hmm.
So they can't just rappel in all comfy?
They have to worry about more than one shit?
Why? How did you die from that? I'm confused.
Coming up to help you because I'm a good teammate.
Then there's feeholes in the double wall?
Oh, so you should have got a free kill.
Nope, didn't even know there were feeholes there because I've never seen that.
in that.
It's
skill.
I've ever seen
not he clocking your shit 20.
You should have seen where I just got to
sometimes it's not his fault.
Lou, did you even have on a jersey that round?
I got a kill.
Wait, what?
Yeah, then he chowed the three.
Oh, well, actually, it's like, oh,
you chowed a guy E3 with a 2.5 skill with a 1x skill from the stop.
Yeah, I thought you were going to kill these bitches.
That's the Richie beat.
It's a little good, G-man.
Lou is the type of teammate where Lou will never beat you ever.
Lou will die for you.
And sometimes Lou will just die for himself.
My nose be in Narnia.
So Lou is kind of a good teammate, bro. I'm a great teammate, bro
But it's sometimes like you're playing five nights at Fridays with Lou cuz like help us die
Well listen bro, all you need is just me and Jay just to yeah, you know some like Lou and Jay will never be you
And listen
We struggled like kind of in that finals versus those pros bro, and I realized I was watching cuts Vod back
I realized like why we're even struggling
I know but like we're there's some definitely some times where we are down
But we I thought the map you guys lost was just um you were on mouse mouse and I outfrag three of my teammates
Are they up or down?
genetics mingo up or down
Yo, they have a rotation up top
Where I can walk in please
Guys clear square
I think this gets like writing an open son of a bitch this kid's wrongly
I'm gonna touch well yeah just nationals on my hatching
On what hatching out your blue hatch or hatch. Oh, yeah
Wait, really
I
Can
Yeah, I'm not this kid cheating bro. This is not
Oh, he pre-fired that dog shit, and he looked down. Oh, he's actually
I mean, bro, he ran like why can't you call that out five years earlier, bro?
So he is shooting at you and you're just not calling it out.
You're one friendly operator, right?
What did he do, Jinxie?
What did he do?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's 100% cheating.
I still heard it.
I still heard it.
He killed someone right there.
No, no, no.
He's 100% cheating.
What the fuck was that?
Oh my God, he was being Jinxie Richie?
No, wait, no, he's gone up, he's gone up that.
I slow walked Marvel and he straight up walked back to me.
Yo, he has encounters with cheaters too who got banned.
I knew this.
Oh, level 100 account, by the way. Yeah.
I'm my mother. This kid's used to something like this.
Level 100 level 178 X nine.
And also he has over 60 games played with cheaters.
Well, who got banned?
I mean, bro, what is I had Katie?
What's Katie right now?
One point two four last season was one point four.
But I mean, it's bucket DMA.
They're not going to run around at two point now.
They get stopped and I just don't want to eliminate it.
all for me. Yo. I'm going to be honest. If he just wall bang me, I wouldn't say he's
shooting for the fact that you guys both said he's shooting and then he wall bang me, but
I slow walked. I slow walked and he just randomly shot. That was so sus. I knew it. I knew
it. So wait, he played 60 games with ban cheaters. He's level 180. He's champ solo queuing
Yeah, I mean brother proofs there, man. You could just tell off a tracker for the most part
When did he like when did he start playing season? He just immediately shoot up to champs first season for a first season
He played 55 games D4 with a 2.5
First ever season by the way
My first season I was not
This is PC too, bro, like I'm sure he's doing that.
Yeah, his first season, he had a 2.46 KD
with 55 matches played.
His second season, he had a 1.8.
Then he had a 1.4, then a 1.2.
His KD's getting worse every season.
That's weird.
That's crazy.
I mean, dude, I don't know.
I'm not 100%, but if you guys are sus to them
and he just wallbang me, it's like, all right.
I
Always lockers to and I he's laughing up. It was a random is he typing in all chat
Yeah
Wait, what did he type with all chat?
Bramina mom
Really don't either honestly. I'm sure bro. You guys say you guys say though you guys say legit people cheap
Oh, and they're cheating you guys say they don't do that make sense
I mean, he hasn't killed me yet, so he's not killing me.
There you go.
Three, two, one.
Whoa, that was still like that.
Wait, I think I got somebody lobbied.
Look at that lob, look at that lob, look at that lob.
He said his account got stolen. I'm sure, bro.
I'm located above.
But how does he even know we're saying he's cheating?
I'm gonna do type to him
And then model model model
What's he gonna do for everyone we threatened him
Look man, I'm just saying bro if he just wall banged me
I wouldn't think he's cheating, but if you guys are both saying he's cheating like boots
Why do you think he's cheating? What is he done? He was pre-final fuck. I mean the first round
Yeah, and then like you know
I'll make us like rage made it
Actually says everyone's cheating and they're not
I think you look at Mingo's face camera,
and you see what the fuck he looks like.
Mingo, you always say somebody's cheating, and they're not.
Well, this guy's cheating, but he can't be cheating.
Ball right.
Yeah, so...
How do you go from never playing Siege to like...
Let's actually just run with the story for a minute.
He said he's a new account.
Yeah, I wonder why it's a new account, bro.
Yeah, I wonder why it's a new account.
But here's the other thing.
Why would he not be banned in four seasons?
or seasons he physically can't be cheating right I mean how would he not be banned of course that's not how that works
dude you know how easy it is to hide cheats bro that that Opelstack has been DMA for like years bro
so oh so you're just saying like this guy's cheating but he'll never get banned
yeah if you're DMA the only way you're getting banned is if you play a creator who gets you banned
or like you're not gonna get screwed you have to like get really blamed too you can't get banned by
I actually with the MA what is DMA again it's like the OBS bullshit
or it's like a second PC it's just unchallable brought so you gotta know
yeah it's like two two PCs into it yo mingo you look like shit dude you drink
yeah did you actually know you can actually tell when someone's just hung
over shit face five seconds before insertion
you scared to show your face mark?
your mission is to locate and defuse the bomb
face-taping boogie
oooh he did add to these
ditches
lalala
if anything guys call the upwards no more kills
no movie
ha ha ha
i mean you can't see how he died bro
be honest
note 9
wait where are you
open
i don't think he's cheating
I
Ripped into lobby without a drone laying down on the floor bro. You're a loser, bro. Oh my god
Yeah, they're all inside all three inside all three inside
I could play here. Can you hold my car? Come on. Come on. Plant. Plant. It's
totally flat. I got you plant. Okay, one second. You will not. You will not die.
Turtle. Turtle. One's on the window. The open window. Blue. Go smoking. I don't
have a smoke. All right. I'm planning. Right here. Right here. Mingo. He's like to the
right. He's at a right. He's to the right. Yeah.
I
Just gave the bomb to you, dude
You need an admin bro good post you have good post you're good
They're both there
Yeah, thank God.
Are you drunk?
Brad, no ammo, one left.
What are you, drunk?
Well, bro, you gave me a bad call out,
because I was holding an angle, and then you were like,
on the window.
So then I looked to the window, and I'm like,
you're already, like, to the right.
You're actually a child.
Wait, OK.
You are actually a child.
You're a child.
Hold your eyes.
No, but you're actually a child.
You can't even admit any fault.
It's like a toddler, you're like my baby cousin.
I'm holding exactly what you called out,
and then you went, Jinx, he's on the window.
And I'm like, wait, what?
Like, here?
And then I look at the window and I'm like, to the right.
Yeah, I had that aim, but it doesn't mean
your callouts have to be shit all the time.
Hey, I cooked the 1v2, got off my Ds me.
That's class, that's class.
All right, let me go put it in my list first.
Yo, good fucking win, keep this shit rolling.
Yo, are we five and up today or six and up?
Six.
I knew that you were a thing from the job.
We got good deal of that one game too.
I mean, she
Like recently how the fuck am I almost your number?
Yeah, bro. I lost this morning and then we lost it. We lost a few times the other day
But we lost the cheaters
Lumber's plate you played seven games today
One two three four five six seven. I'm only a hundred points beyond fucking grab. Yo good win team
What's what it first
You know why you got your mods joined?
I didn't know I could ever be in action.
Shut up.
You know how that shit goes.
I can't watch this game, bro, what the fuck?
You ever bet on the Cardinals, Luke?
but alive that I'm what the fuck record they need to win this game
they're versing the shitty as giants bro look I thought the lines were pretty
good and I think that I think the A's are gonna win bro like I have a weird
I feel like the A's are gonna beat the Raze.
Oh my god, a Sky Sweeet!
Oh, he doesn't re-Q. Interesting!
That's actually my-
Oh my fucking god!
Did that just leak my acme?
What even was that?
I'm on top of my game.
Chad and I just like-
Let me actually watch that pack.
Secure the area.
Keep the bombs protected.
Let's work.
Yeah how many games do you think for champ do you think?
Well, I don't know.
Maybe, like I don't know.
I get 10 a game bro, I don't know.
I play every day.
Yeah.
But like bro, coming up I can't even play much more.
So like I don't know.
I gotta hit it quick.
I mean Jesus.
This season I'm actually trying.
Like I'm not just solo queueing every game.
I solo queue somebody.
get on raw milk I always drink straight up milk you mean like whole milk right like
raw milk raw milk from the farmers market what do you mean like organic like
raw raw not pasteurized like from um cows otters yeah and then just ship on it
a minute later fuck no I have not did that no raw milk no repeat diet wow that
timing is crazy no watch you did the glibone nitro that's like a hundred
10 success rate in my trail
We're coming comes out actually comes
Another one one's on semi-window he's packed
Tell black about a walk-in on my high train. Let me quickly
Let me quick peek. That's a high pink tech
Got a walk-in top like walking in top like yo, what is that to a window semi-window?
Rats him, Rats him, Rats him.
Rats him.
Rats me a little while.
Thank you.
Good thing.
Yeah, this kid is the fucking...
JAAAAAAAHHHHH!
For no reason.
Inside, inside somewhere, inside somewhere.
Yeah, he walked.
Are you okay with me?
It's a console.
Planting carry, if you're planning carry, okay.
I'm the door.
I left the karaoke door.
Let's go, dude.
Run, run, run.
Yo, I gotta get my eyes checked.
God damn!
No, bro.
You're not doing the richie colors, bro.
You're supposed to have the enemies as yellow.
You see them better.
What is that, Jack? Tell me about that.
Yeah, so as we know, I was a doctor three years.
I'm not gonna say where.
So we studied the brain and the chemical imbalances
brain. So when you go to a yellow light or a stop light, why do you think yellows
are slow down? But because yellow is the first color your body recognizes out of
every single color in the color rainbow. So when you put the enemies to yellow,
you're scientifically to have a point nine second faster reaction time than red.
We did studies on yellow. Yeah, you want to put enemies as yellow.
What the actual fuck? And then what color do you do in interface?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I put them to yellow and shit.
So wait, what is your team? Should it be like my team?
You could do whatever you want preference because you're not shooting your teammates.
I do blue because I like my allies blue.
All right. Blue and yellow. I'm going to try that.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That is weird. Whoa.
Yeah, they did.
Neutropic research is in Russia about it.
And the results came back yellow, yellow and purple were the best.
Or what? Reaction time, red is the best.
So they use it for stop on traffic lights.
red and yellow red blue don't listen to badger I did the studies for you oh just
battery spray some more rent the worst yellow is the best can't use his yellow
your eyes are most sensitive to yellow green
The best
Yeah, I'm not gonna say what type of propaganda but it's propaganda
I made him roto chat. You feel that aura? I made it run. I made him run broke out off the repel
Double
Why are you playing games?
You
I like it bro. It's like a horrible lazy salt like stop
You're gonna sing do a little passion you're like
Fucking pixel when it's easy actually waiting for me to repel up you're a sweat bro legitimately
On you
top way top way top way
changing max
what the fuck are you
down?
he's proning bro
oh my gosh like
you got them bro
he got proned like he's fucking
inside?
step right under the twitch on me
no in the twitch on me
I got you baby
bottom bottom boss bottom boss on this pink
peeking you peeking you jinxing on this pink standing
He's trying to go second door, go to the door, go to the door, go to the door, go to the door, go to the door
Wow, you just got worked
Look like a bow
Wait, there's one window, one below
Right window, yeah, he's on the window
You could have gone, yeah, he's over there
He's tagged, split two shots
Running, I don't know, going back to the window, going back to the window, let me go
Harder, harder
Loads to C4 to cut off the sound of the vault animation
Damn, Mingo Smart
What?
God, his giggle to make me hard.
Yeah, Ryan, fuck, we gonna smoke in Florida or?
No, bro.
Not one time?
I'll smoke.
Lou, why do you smoke?
What are you a delinquent?
Kidding.
So, okay, so.
What was that, Lou?
No, I did quit.
Well, I took like three days.
I mean, yes, bro, it counts, bro.
It counts.
You're a smoker, like actually, yes.
I mean, yeah, bro.
But like, I don't think that's like bad, though.
Like Bob, right.
OK, OK, it's bad to a certain extent, though.
I mean, bro, you're trying to be developed yet, bro.
You're already a brick.
You don't need to be worse.
Oh my God.
And that is right.
Bro, you're bad.
Don't you agree if you're a competitive gamer
and you're like, what, 18 or 19?
Look, you shouldn't be smoking pot.
Especially if I was a made potential T1 prospect protect the bomb, but now I don't smell it anymore. I quit
Well, yeah, yesterday was my life there
Yeah, I'm gonna just wait bro. Yeah, what ages your brain fully developed. Oh my god, you finished the sentence aura 23
I thought it was really 5.
Badger does not have aura bro, this dude plays C for 12 hours.
What do you have in a second?
I mean that is aura, I'm not gonna lie.
He plays C for 12 hours a day, probably longer, more than me.
Wait, yeah, Lou, wait, what? That was the Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man.
What do you look on the stage you're left?
Combs actually.
Bro, these guys run away from me every time!
Wait everybody's dead itself. Oh, no, they have cam on me
But even though that a cam I quit once I'm gonna get really good time probably
So I'm already this good with smoking imagine how good I'm gonna be whenever I quit
Now you're right Lou
Oh yeah, bang, there's no excuse.
Mingro, I just did the mingo.
God, boy.
I gotta kill, I gotta kill.
Mingro, I just did the mingo.
Let me see Tan.
Let me see Tan, Lu.
He's going bottom house, bro.
You guys I got time boys
Over here
I
For last up I figured it out how to compete with PC you actually just set on a pixel the DCSG
Okay, you're fine at that come on we go
I'll go first
like he's on the balcony right wow
he was outside if y'all want to chill
he was in the corner
he was outside if y'all want to chill
yeah he was he was
he was outside if y'all want to chill
why would you stop swinging if he's swinging me though
I didn't know he was there and I had no idea
all good
when it's
the business outside of the one that show
he's too well it's your gun
he might not even make it
i think i know i was that since you're right you're right to say he's too
well it's like i don't want to see his full health
nine nine six seventy five
he's right there drinks
and he's in the stream
15 seconds left.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
10 seconds left.
Five seconds to go.
Behind you.
You're left.
Yep.
Nice.
Good job.
Nice.
Good job.
Sweet.
Yo, he might have knew I was there.
I think it was foreign.
Let's fucking go bro.
Let's fucking go bro.
Oh, dude. Oh, my God.
I'm not even close to diamond.
Oh, he said, you know, they're ratting out their teammate.
They said that guy was stream slapping you. Wow.
What, the lion? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. He was moving so weird.
He like ran up to me then tried to wrap around.
It's like, all right, bro.
Oh, fuck.
You're getting your black ice bags.
I get nothing every time.
I just get some green shit on some gun I am never going to use.
Little, little, little, that's all I get.
Let's.
I got green black ice on, no matter how X.
I got black ice on ging shotty.
I just, I can't.
I can't do anything.
I can't do nothing.
I can't do nothing.
What do you mean?
That was you.
Yeah, that was me.
So fuck under that.
My tiktok is just memes
I
Think you play good because of the face. Oh, yeah, 100% once I smug like just a little bit
I'll be locked in but if I get faded down, I won't play good
Bro Chad, I'm gonna play no pixel tomorrow. I just can't get any server
I don't think there's a purple or green or anything
five seconds
Guys, it's not a ADHD. Check top stream. I'm five and oh, I'm literally I'm literally laying dick now
I'm gonna go top black. Where you going Lou?
Everybody's doing some fuck shit. I already know Lou knock Lou. Let me come Lou. Let me come
Lou, let me come. I want to do it. Lou wait Lou wait Lou wait
Yeah, come on me, man. Let's go.
I'm running in. See if there's anything.
Louie! Louie! Louie!
Uh, there's Capcom just...
Yo, we're playing coppers.
Louie!
There's no Capcom door.
Louie!
Sweet!
He missed the nitro.
No! He's gonna look what can!
Hey!
Yo!
Alright, baby, baby.
I left.
one HP he was last seen dragon he was last seen dragon
Fucking smack them
Jinxed life, Jinxed life game.
I mean, you said you said Jinxed.
Said Jinxed deserves to be emerald.
Yo, well, yo, why are they disrespecting you though, bro?
Like, dude, I don't know.
It's like, honestly, it's like motherfuckers forget, man.
When it like motherfuckers forget, bro, when I used to actually
like play this game 12 hours a day, bro, motherfuckers forget.
Domino's pizza.
Yeah, Domino's pizza.
I can't believe you've ever done it.
You gotta tell them.
You'd be like, yo, Domino's Pizza Arrow was a thing, like, when they start talking to
us.
Bro, I would rip 12 hours of ranked a day.
I would play face-to-face.
Man, who was your stack?
Like, did you have, like...
I would play with, like, Stompin' and this West kid named Jolly.
We'd been like, we'd, dude, Stompin', Stompin' was in 8th grade.
I would literally text him when he was walking home from school.
He's like, yo, I'm beyond in, like, 20 minutes.
And then we would play until, like, five in the morning.
Stompin' wouldn't sleep.
He would go to school and then nap in school.
Some was in like eighth grade.
We were literally just higher.
Why?
Yeah, we were literally like we were floating.
Casino or Bayline?
Uh, Bayline, Bayline, Bayline, because Casino's
the better side than look at the bandit.
No, it comes.
Wait, so basically you and Stompo would just
play ranked all day, and?
Bro, yes, bro.
Me and Stompo and Jolly, we would play ranked for like 10
hours a day.
That was the season Stompo hit number one,
and he was like 12 years old, or like 13.
I still can't believe it bro when we would say stop and was gonna go pro and be like a top pro and people would like call us delusional
You remember that bro. It's just the PC egos. They're all fucking idiots
But bro stop and was like I'm not even kidding
He was
So this was a season when like the new Xbox just came out
It was like right when the new Xbox came out and everybody was jumping to 120
Stop and had an old-ass monitor that capped him on 60 frames and
and everyone was in like out of the top 100 players like 70 of them was in and he was number
one global on 60 frames controller. That's when I was like, all right, this kid is here
bro. That's so long.
I think your child that genetic and Eisen pro leagues insane. Getting sold by Shaco.
I'm trolling.
Nah, nah.
Bro, I don't think it's a salad.
I think they just picked up guys that don't play the correct roles, man.
We'll see next year. I think they'll be good next age.
I fucking hope they win a major.
Yeah, you'd think if they don't play top four, they should chop the roster.
Yeah, we're going to.
Yeah, bro.
Chad, I guess we're done the worst barb wire of all time.
Yeah, what's good barbs on this map? What's good barbs for one off the side? Like over here?
That's the killer. Don't laugh at that. Where's the other one?
I
Why don't I call I got a dope
Your name in the all chat the same kids as last game by the way
What is even the point of calling that fast is it literally just a stream
he did some rucky bro what is that you're doing
I hear them like out here there's baiting bro oh hell no yo yeah I see them
out here bro price take a break
I
Because it was all yellow and it was all yellow
And bro if you're stream slapping come to this window and beat me show me around the stream, bro
Come to this window and beat me. Let's have a one
My god, he's coming
actually did that check did I can carry it from the off or last upstanding
we're doing actually did it like what the fuck look at this kid bro I think
these dudes are just sorry as shit bro I'm under Emerald 3's bruh so bad how are
like doing this what is the r6 matchmaking for this to happen i understand diamonds bro but how
are emeralds playing not only four champs four champs i don't think it's bad though we'd be in like
ten minute queues if we didn't play this yeah age of the one i mean you're not wrong but like don't
you feel bad for like the emerald three kids well you gotta well here's the thing to get better
you have to play better people so it's like these guys just have loser mentalities like as soon
as we loaded in they said gg we lost so it's like having a loser mentality is going to make you a
loser your whole life and that's exactly why these guys will be hard stuck emerald their whole life
because they play comp and they give up and bait as we like look at them bro they're just doing
being their fucking cocks you know you're not actually like wrong bro it's a four-round game
it's a one-shot-a-shot game they could easily win this ballgame saint gs is emerald three
with a point nine laugh rise fun is let me see this guy secure the area keep the bombs protected
No, bro, I was literally like, yo, if you're in the stream, come to this window. He did it. I fucking fried him
You're a five-stack, it's unbelievable. I'll mindset not solo queueers can beat stackers, but stackers are definitely heavily favored
Do I think these guys are a stack?
well yeah cuz we re-cued the exact team so probably
you suck advantage of a ball you're going to be the toilet bowl you bomb
hashtag team Zach yo bro I don't really think there's like that much skill and
fantasy like maybe there's a little bit of skill
one player can get hurt in his GG's yeah like bro with fantasy you can go
13 and 0 win every game score 200 points a week and then you get to the Super Bowl and your quarterback gets hurt on the first snap
Like you're probably like
I think they're rushing me all on this window. I'm not even getting there's like three of them
Shalu
I
Straighted, I gotta see how this keep killing me. He might have hit fire
I'm gonna do something fucking cock off
and it was uh yellow
they're both on my body just following each other bro
holy shit
one friendly roommate
yeah yeah
both in that room that i didn't serve
they're cheating by the way
you are
I thought he ran out of gas. Oh my god.
What are you just hiding? What the fuck?
He was like, stream sniping.
Yeah, this guy's a hundred percent stream sniping.
Bro, I thought he was ringing in. Why would he just hide? I mean, I guess it worked.
I
Was actually winnable. I read this was servers. I can't play this over anymore
Wait, what's this food server on the server?
Yeah, this is weird, bro
I swear you either play like the worst players ever or the weirdest players ever there's no in between
I just got boarded over swung like that's on me. Yep. You guys definitely over swung sounds like a 4v2 now
I don't know how Boots died, but yeah, bro, there's gonna be nothing baby wall
Which is like dying in a 2v2 don't really know how I'm being a dying in a 3v2. I don't know how
But my death was more good though because I gave comms where they both were and it was
My death was more good nice
Bro the only good deaths in this game is like trades, bro. If you can't get traded fuck your death
I'm gonna make this a rough job. Let's play here. We're playing here smoke
Yeah, I'm gonna try to play no pixel tomorrow. I don't know if I can bro
I can't do nice and
Richie why you be dick right of me, bro, I'm always giving you compliments. Oh, that's crazy
I
Everyone in this stack I
Different bro, like I play with these guys every day, bro. Wait a little I can't like like troll you bro
I've known you for like like what four years
You sound like a woman right now
Just asking bro. He's been dick-routing me a lot.
Alright.
I got my hand scanned.
Hell yeah.
No way we're playing Rhyne Hall, right?
No head, right?
I mean, what is this kid looking at?
Like, I'm sorry.
We had to play Rhyne Hall.
It might be the best.
See, he's spare. He's spare.
I gotta get off of him.
of
the
You just lying to your eye right these guys are that lying who's that lying if that line
I mean see that if lying is diamond to that's definitely right. Oh, that's right. Oh, bro. If that lying is diamond
On my green stairs, I'm wanting it. This is my run it's in walking around house groom not be ran. He ran back
He ran back. No one's over here. No more
Don't want to expose you I got my hands can I'm gonna my hat yo if I can buy and scan is just
It is it it is it definitely Ryan
Pretty fired
Gotta drop cash going down green stairs going on a greasy run
Watches blast black by myself
And it's you
Gotta work on them digs I down one
I'm talking
Yeah
I think it's going from double door. It's a worst player.
Who made the rotate? Who made the rotate?
Yeah bro.
Who made the rotate? Who made the rotate?
I can't even walk through it!
Wait so. Alright. If we're playing Ryan Hall again
and he's stream sniping and wall hacking again, I'm actually off.
is that actually him bro why do you guys think it's him so the floor I mean he
just he just thank you well banged well you guys didn't get a man
waity floor banged you boots now listen Richie or boots as close to the like
these headals and he started pruning below them and like it like there was
no sound of him pruning below and he just started wobbling and prone like
directly. I tagged him twice while he was pruning.
I don't think it's Ryan Huller because it's a hidden name, no profile picture, the same
rank as him. Yeah, right. I don't know what's diamond do yesterday. It might actually be
him, bro. Jesus. Jesus. I don't know how he's on the server because he's east. I don't
know how he's on the server. Well, he might have been like the end, bro.
I mean it's last day if I think no
Yeah, he has that pink so it could be east
Like you you know what I mean
He's not so
Y'all terrible on that bad he came
Changes name wait so whenever you reported it many changes name by the way, what's the guy's name Brian Hall MMA?
Yeah
Do you know it's him like this guy?
Was his old you be exactly
Yeah
Like one of the houses
His new you be is Ryan I found him now. He's way. Oh my gosh
They're just 22 minutes gone. That's probably yeah exactly
He does Q West
I
Mean it probably is
That'd be actually insanity
Is he raging it that shit down enough now you draw me here Ryan we're just cheats. I'm gonna go lobby
Go to the other double car
They're on same list. Yo, I was gonna flink tequila
Yeah, most likely I mean he's below
Either aqua or tequila flank one of those
He's not close on my breach
He's not right here boots you can't in I have the tequila playing
Now it's back inside you chuck the flink he flinked aqua. I'm gonna just come a double up with you guys
He's in the breach, he's in the breach, he's in the breach, I think.
I'm located, second floor!
He went back, he's back here now.
Fender?
Back here, I think behind this thing, I think.
Cockroach! Reloading!
Clashing close?
Oh my god, on the fucking lobby door.
Latch me!
I intervelled, I intervelled! 2v1, Grinch!
I'm walking in.
I think he walked out of Lobby.
Maluchin in the door, 1v1.
You can walk in that.
He's on the top floor, he's on the top floor.
He's wearing lobbies, lobby. He's gonna peek him from the far door.
He's in lobby.
Playing case. He's behind the bar lobby.
There's gonna be a bar.
Go get, go!
I didn't know they had a cap, Jan.
Oh, bro, Jinx, are you good, bro? Are you good? Are you good?
I flashed, said I'm flashing, you walked into it.
You missed the flash! You missed it!
I banked it. You fucker.
It didn't go to the rotating.
Well then I don't know I just got a lucky watch the bottom
Yo, how did we lose the brother? I was like a fucking 4v2 again. Jesus. I smacked a wub in a thorn
I mean, I didn't even know they had a cap game and then my ankle got blown up jh
He's kid. It's brought like four traps
Yeah, I'm telling you now, bro
If you see after the game that this is this Ryan Hall guy. I'm actually done with ranked
I can't do this anymore. This guy's get a Q snipe every day. Like are you fucking serious?
Q sniping, C sniping, walling, smurfing, I mean bro, pick a fucking like, pick a way
to cheat bro, pick one.
I'm probably lurk.
Jinxy vs. accountability, Mingo's literally not being accountable.
You said I'm flashing through and it didn't go through.
Well, that's weird. I'm about to lose like a million Zavila
Montecino, but this would be the third time to this kid. Honestly, honestly, I'm gonna bring a shield or some shadow
How do we attack this map?
I'll say to be a richie line instead of fucking in the kiss, you know
I guess
Should we do a dream push? Should we do a dream push?
I don't even know what that is. I'm just gonna spawn with plants, fuck it.
Nah.
Fuck it, I'm gonna just roam clear. They have an Ella running around like a fucking maniac.
I bet it's him.
But no, the Ryan Hall guy goes visual.
It might not even be him.
Nah, that's him.
How do you know?
It's him.
just played a game and he's not with you I mean that does make sense it probably is
him I don't know if I lose this guy three times in two days I'm off oh boots three
cap kids on this door they gave it up three okay dude Jinxie fuck someone take a
piece of me we have no bird so I could make a mavalry for someone who wants to be good
I got a green flick
You take weapons
Breaking flanking
Blanking the stairs
I'm gonna follow the camera
I don't know where he went. I'm gonna just go hunt him. I bet you it's the kid
Yeah, I mean smoke off
Oh my god, it's him. He's on the bossy
Can we clear this one?
another roamers right right right upstairs why are there two roamers
you're actually the same time again come here boy why is there two roamers
that's not good good clear right you know i got you boy good plan
why is your buff activated one more one more one more one more you had a
mythical voice crack there
I'm going through puberty still bro like you gotta understand
it's only that bro vigil is hard you know it's the boss you know you agree
right this guy's a creep
He just breathed in his drone.
Yeah, he avoids drones because he has
WOLAX on the fucking drone!
Bro, it's like he wants to be banned.
He Q-snipes us on multiple servers,
stream snipes, types and all chat.
His name is your government name.
He pre-aims through walls.
He's on a fresh account.
It's like this guy's speed running a live ban.
I don't even know.
He's on a fucking four game music trick
Number one viewer on God I idolize him in a bow
Oh, so they leave blitz and Ben blitz.
Oh, bro, they're just going to have rumors and shit like.
Yo, we might agree.
Bro, we need another shield.
They've been my blitz.
I'm going to play blitz.
Yeah, I'm going to play blitz.
I can't.
I'm going to play blitz.
You got no magic?
No, then you're getting me a plane.
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm on track.
It's a tradition.
I'm walking on deck.
I've worked at your plane.
That's the most.
That's the most.
That's the most.
That's the most.
That's the most.
Yo, this kid.
Okay, this kid actually has aura.
This kid has aura.
Bro, he sleeps nights every day.
I'm going to try to get this wall open.
I can't play this kid anymore.
Oh my God, I can't play him.
Make a walkable.
Make a walkable.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I can't play this kid.
Hold on.
The vault camera in the corner
You got it
You said last one cap can I don't think so
We switched on that
Why are you walking getting open guys am inside not a chairman site was
I
I
Keep second it look he's taking it look he's taking it
Rotating I'm putting the rotate it's like right above
I'm looking for I got it though. I got it. I got it. Yeah, so my god
If he echoes me again, I'm running at him
Oh
I
Know if we strap it actually doesn't matter if he's walling I'm gonna be honest
If we go like Monty and just plant and shit and use our you tell
Bro this kid has so much motion like I do that dealt with a lot of stream snipers in my days
This kid might top the charts mingo. He has your government name. He has a VPN
He's solo queue following us from different servers. He's probably wall hacking
He's smurfing his other accounts probably banned and he types it all chat
Yeah
This kid is top one stream sniper like I'm actually gonna remember
Now but I would never do that. I would never like I would never wall hack
Yeah, I would never do this like this kids disgusting. This kids top one global
I'm going to get the lobby wall, you're going to get the main wall.
I'm going to chuck them, I think I'm going to get the main wall.
This kid's disgusting, literally disgusting.
Then, then, Lou, can you, can you harbour to get at the main wall?
Yeah.
Streaming out at 10pm, that's what, that's what Drake said.
How many times did he, he said, I'm going to hit the bar, let's find me a girl.
Mingo said that?
No, not him.
Yeah.
Mingo said that.
Sorry, yeah, basically
Yo, this guy's a freak who would ask about that
Whole life, I don't know how
Definitely wall make brown. Who'd be honest, but what do you need me to do Chris? It's the main walk, bro
He's on Thunderbird. He's such a freak
I
Didn't run into you on that post we're gonna be below
Lobby I hear somebody who's I might get my shit
100% yeah under under under DQ I got fever
Bro
I mean you're already kind of in no I know but I can't get natural right here. I
just need someone to drone
Yeah, I walked up bro. No one can fucking drone because y'all are all fucking useless pieces of shits
Barista at all can't really there's a mirror face. I'm gonna do fucking wall hack it dude. You could have fucking
There's a mirror where
Stream shut up
You're just so useless. You can't even get a fucking mirror Chris. It's like a fucking pulse waiting on me
Most of me bro
Oh my gosh
Yo, this guy fried in my shit like I'm sorry for dying, but Mike's got he fried me
He pre-fired me Wow
Chep, but that's why you never get
Like he's just gonna he's just gonna break just get a fucking pre-fired man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this good band bro. What do we have to do dude? I don't know man. I don't think he's gonna get banned
I already reported him
Like how is that even allowed bro, I'm gonna switch my fucking name so do be soft devs government. Yeah, they like it
Oh, right.
The guy that doesn't have my gun, maybe he should have competed just as that.
This guy is so much horror.
Bro, he's just unbannable.
He's so cool.
And you're like, it's like he doesn't stop.
He keeps Q snapping you.
It's like he wants to get banned.
He, yeah, this is the last three days I played with you.
I think I've been to snap out of sky every day.
This guy's a psycho.
Chad, it's not an AI stream, bro.
I'll show you a fucking AI spawnpick.
Mine is 50!
Coming in hot.
All right, nobody's down, man, lock in.
I'm gonna come back and get
on and out. Yo, but how does Lugo AFK in every prep phase? It's actually in prep phase.
There's always an excuse. Just bro, just so you've vaped and gambled.
You're just vaping and gambling bro.
I'm not sure. I mean, wrong glue.
Yeah, but we tried.
What? Smoke weed in gamble?
Do we need 200 for that?
We have like 10 vices.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh.
I just flicked on a balloon thinking it was an enemy.
Oh my god, I'm gonna save y'all.
Oh boy, what are you doing?
Stop, stop!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
What are you doing?
Oh, I almost hit that, bro!
They went around.
They got their main lobby walls and y'all aren't even...
I can flank that, let's see.
Actually, they just...
Mingo, I'm getting horny.
I don't know where the herbonazap is.
He has his own ping.
Where?
I don't know where the herbonazap is.
Oh god, the breach is wide open.
Well, you got me lobby pinks, can you try me love with the flash?
I'm playing lobby one find a desk on pink and then one's all
Richie Frank Richie Frank
Now they're just joining it. Yo, this kid is a fuck. There's one behind the bar and one on pink Richie
But you heard him you're gonna believe you're like, hey, my god, you're gonna be loud. Yeah, man
Nice Lou, nice Lou, so slow, top lane lobby.
Lou, well played obviously.
Look at the aquafreeca, last one aqua.
The cheetah too.
Relax Lou, Lou relax.
Nice Lou, you fucking shit Lou.
No no no, sit here all round, for all the times he snagged you.
you let him sit here that's just game sense right there you know what I think
he's doing I think he's Q slapping us today and not doing good and not
cheating so he doesn't get banned bro I think you have schizophrenia man he's
probably not cheating he probably just literally loves you bro his name is Ryan
I am hauled and he asked you about your dating life.
This guy's a freak.
I don't think he's cheating.
I think he's gonna slush you.
Okay.
The only game I genuinely thought he was cheating was Bank.
When he was Vigilbosti on Bank,
that was the weirdest shit ever.
He was just staring at me through walls,
like, and then right when I peeked, I would get pumped.
Yep.
I guarantee you what I just said is right.
He's not cheating right now, so we don't get him in.
That's what I would do if I was a cheer.
You know you at the top when only heaven right above it be out.
I don't know man.
We need to win this.
This is so important.
Okay.
If we lose this, we wasted five hours doing nothing.
If we win this, it was all beautiful.
Literally.
That's the match.
They went mid-floor.
They went mid-floor.
Mid-floor?
Okay.
Top program. Yeah, I'm gonna go around it's my comfort up. Yeah. Yeah, look at the ball under bar
The next three minutes to serve in the next five hours or the last five hours
Which off they went the weird off site. Yeah
Let's just take top bro Richard Killensha
Godly expose you for getting a false man. Yeah, I got a false man
Who is that man God someone came
I believe you too
I'm happy as man, I wish I reported this dumbass
Wait, are you a YouTuber?
Bro, Chris Gotti's like an OG seeds legend
Doesn't that guy have like a mill or some shit?
Bro, that guy's like an OG legend, bro
Now he's been, doesn't he?
Fuck him
Not even killing defaults, bro
Where's the fucking default, man?
I'm walking top
Yo, let me know who to call, Lou
I'm getting hatched
Where am I?
I'm kind of scared Richie
You got the hatch
Yeah, top tequila top tequila
He's walking on the stairs
Are you on this window?
I'm going to try and get a ping on him
Hold on
This is with you
I'm going to call you
Don't give me watch out
Don't give me watch out
I got it
I got it. I called me. I'm calling me right now.
I see what Boogie is.
He's on the right side.
Oh.
I got a hold of the airplane.
I got a wave to the siren.
Can we just wave to the siren?
We're good.
We just achieved it.
He's just going to meet them.
I wonder if he's got a cool swimming hat.
Yeah, great.
Frank!
Frank!
What up?
Valkyrie!
What the bar?
The bar!
The bar, bro.
No.
He made a hole right here.
I'm pinging.
He's right here.
Lobby Lobby right now on the on the Lobby
They went on me and are you on the pillar on the pillar?
Yo mute on the space
Mute on the space
Where are you right now?
Yeah
I hear you shitting the door
No, I tried
Like what are you gonna do?
Wait wait wait
Why would you walk in deep inside?
Yeah, I lost my one
I'm sorry, bro
It's close bro. I think it's not that matter bro. He's cheating bro. There's no fucking point of this shit
Other one flank
He's got a quick peek
We have flanking we have flanking
on the double door walking through you're good just go through walk down
walk in walk in yeah no Ryan there's a hole in that there's a if you go to your
right in the room to your right you go to the hole you have 10 seconds
You can't see it bro, you can't see that.
Oh, y'all just get flanked bro, like y'all let one guy make a play on y'all.
I mean we didn't drone anything, Lu was just in, people were on cameras not droning anything so I'm like alright I'll probably save.
And then I just get shot in the ass. I drove lobby but that was about it.
That is him. Minus 50.
Minus 42. Wow. Everything meant nothing. I think we're going to call you there.
No bro, we need to get this kid banned and then we'll get $5,000.
It was actually right at all. Yeah, yeah.
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