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09-16-2026 ยท 3h 25m

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[00:18:30] I just can't look, and it can't make me
[00:18:37] As anything can't control
[00:18:44] Jealousy, dirty face, it's really the sea
[00:18:49] Stoking mistakes, all the lies
[00:18:52] Joking and your other lies
[00:18:56] But it's just the vice
[00:18:58] Destiny is for me
[00:19:02] Open up my eager eyes
[00:19:07] And I'm Mr. Vice-Dive
[00:19:11] Just an absolute banger just an absolute banger bro just an absolute fucking banger if you
[00:19:29] don't like mr. Brightside by the killers there is an 18% chance you're a sex offender chat
[00:19:38] Give me some requests.
[00:19:39] Oh my God, Remy Boys.
[00:19:41] Bro, we could really bust out some shit here.
[00:19:43] Shout him in a good mood today.
[00:19:45] Ah!
[00:19:47] Chat, what do y'all got?
[00:19:48] What do y'all got?
[00:19:50] But it's just a Gigi fuckin' easy.
[00:19:54] I'm not gonna lie to this catchy.
[00:20:01] I'm not gonna lie to this catchy.
[00:20:03] I'm not gonna lie to you, man.
[00:20:05] Gigi fuckin' easy.
[00:20:08] Chat, does Taman and Paula have, uh, uh, uh, like, Chat, what's Taman and Paula's best
[00:20:13] song besides Let It Happen?
[00:20:17] What is their best song besides Let It Happen?
[00:20:18] I think I've only listened to Let It Happen.
[00:20:21] What is their best song?
[00:20:25] Borderline?
[00:20:26] I have not heard this.
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[00:20:45] No, no, I've heard this I've heard this I know this song. Okay. Okay. I heard this on song spot
[00:20:51] Yo chat, I'm gonna give you guys some of you guys might be kids and I've never heard this song
[00:20:55] Some of y'all that are probably like me and you're an uncle bro. This is
[00:21:00] literally my childhood
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[00:27:32] My heel is made of judge, I ain't done on hate
[00:27:34] Tellin' me that they hold back out a million
[00:27:36] I don't give a fuck, I ain't fuckin' a million
[00:27:37] I heard it that bitch don't make me want to kill me
[00:27:39] I'm sitting at the top, man, I guess I'm the villain
[00:27:41] When you go around me, ho, don't do no wish
[00:27:42] You say I ain't funny, cause I keep my kiss
[00:27:44] We wouldn't be fuckin' on do no resist
[00:27:46] You know I go hard every time that I hear it
[00:27:48] All this pain, man, I feel like I can't hold it
[00:27:51] I can't swim, but I'm deep off in that ocean
[00:27:54] I don't listen to my drip
[00:27:56] When I wake up, I just smile and I'll blitz
[00:27:57] I know he needs one tip, which they could kiss
[00:28:00] I think they love to be blitzed
[00:28:01] All this pain, and I feel like I can't hold on any longer
[00:28:05] Go out of line, and you'll know that I'll be on, I'll be gone
[00:28:08] I ain't slipping boy, you know I'm that I'm for girls
[00:28:12] Fly time for my time, I'm but a hard side line
[00:28:15] Baby, I'm stuck, and I got time for the ways
[00:28:18] On the road, that I'll be gone every day
[00:28:22] To my hunts, put myself on our feet
[00:28:25] It's time for ridin' it, cause I'm fake bitches to separate
[00:28:29] I mean, my God, top one ox global, maybe the greatest ox of all time.
[00:28:39] Do you have what I bought our cups early stream today? Because tomorrow or no, yes.
[00:28:47] Early stream today because tomorrow we're going to Alvea Sanctuary and touring it, doing an IRL
[00:28:52] stream that's going to be legendary, but I have to fly to Austin, Texas, so I got to leave
[00:28:57] tonight so I gotta get off early so we went live early because I'm not part-time ass bitch!
[00:29:02] So we're still gonna be able to get in like a nice little four hour stream probably.
[00:29:08] We're gonna be at the fan mail at 3 p.m. Super duper excited about it chat.
[00:29:13] Tonight's fan mail has 50 packages. There's small packages, big packages, medium packages.
[00:29:22] We have 50 packages. It's the most packages I've ever opened in a singular fan mail.
[00:29:27] I'm super duper pumped up about it.
[00:29:30] Chat, other than that, boys,
[00:29:33] the 20th of September,
[00:29:35] which is in four days,
[00:29:37] we have the 100 streamer Fortnite tournament.
[00:29:41] It's going to be legendary.
[00:29:42] The 26th is my birthday's.
[00:29:44] The 27th is FNCS Globals.
[00:29:50] The October 5th is hardcore Minecraft with
[00:29:55] Lose and Ron Chat.
[00:29:56] I'm figuring out Airbnb. I'm already like booking some stuff.
[00:29:58] It's going to be legendary. It's going to be iconic. It's going to be sweet.
[00:30:01] It's going to be sweet. Um,
[00:30:06] Friday I have a Vattern tournament. W. Hi, guys in the chat.
[00:30:09] Jack own a pixel is hosting like a $50,000 Vattern tournament.
[00:30:14] Um, I'm playing in it. I think Mood is playing in it. Joe Bart's playing in it.
[00:30:20] It's one new one pro per team. I believe is it to be twos? I think, um,
[00:30:26] I'm not going to go on 10 beds. I'm not going to go on 10 bed. Um, people are spamming RLCS check. Do you guys want to watch some RLCS games today?
[00:30:38] Zen is playing right now.
[00:30:44] Play with Muda.
[00:30:45] Well bro, wouldn't I be able to get a pro?
[00:30:52] Get to the fucking fan mail.
[00:30:54] It's in the title.
[00:30:55] That's why.
[00:30:56] It's at 3pm, one hour, 47 minutes.
[00:30:59] 10s, Muda and MREC are going to play.
[00:31:04] Muda's a pro.
[00:31:10] Let me call Muda right now.
[00:31:13] I'll be gone, Mooda.
[00:31:20] Chad, who's the best pro I could get for Valorant?
[00:31:22] Is it just 10s?
[00:31:26] Who's Emreck?
[00:31:27] I don't know who that is.
[00:31:28] No.
[00:31:31] Yo, Akhmeh, what up?
[00:31:32] No, we're good.
[00:31:35] Mooda, two days, bro.
[00:31:38] The ONAPixel is hosting a $50,000 Valorant tournament.
[00:31:42] Yeah, it's one new one pro for team. So.
[00:31:52] So, like, I'm thinking right now on this phone call, we got a new, but a pro.
[00:31:59] Done bro done. Is that the format of it? Like, is it one new one pro to the two? That's what I've heard through the great five.
[00:32:09] Jen is that actually before me? Yeah, that's on her too.
[00:32:14] Now Muda, here's the thing. Are you gonna hack?
[00:32:19] All right. Yo, bro, 50 thousand dollars, bro. I don't want you to be pulling out like OG Muda method.
[00:32:28] No, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no. Could it be, could it be? Could we win? Like if I just listen
[00:32:34] good because bro I think like Joe was playing do the noobs even matter in this or is it just the
[00:32:39] pro because the noobs even matter it's been president throw versus throw i mean no no like 100%
[00:32:45] like the noob does matter but if i play good that day yeah we'll just win because i'm like a
[00:32:51] lot a little bit better than so wait zamuda do you have a list of the pros so i can see who's
[00:32:57] in this?
[00:32:58] I have the Discord, did you come to the Discord or no?
[00:33:03] Send me the Discord link in Discord DM, send me the link and then I'll join in and delete
[00:33:07] it.
[00:33:08] I'm hiding screen.
[00:33:09] Okay, by the way, yeah, don't need to, they're coming out of the link, yeah, they're
[00:33:12] just there.
[00:33:13] To one, I just have to put myself around a fake.
[00:33:17] Copy link.
[00:33:19] How about, I don't think I joined it.
[00:33:23] Oh my God, I'm in it.
[00:33:25] No, no, I'm in it.
[00:33:26] in it in it in it okay I'm gonna tell you the players you tell me if you're better or worse than them
[00:33:35] okay go yeah where do you go to view the people where do you go
[00:33:41] aloe okay here we go leche or no that's a staff um player are you better or worse than
[00:33:51] Zabrosa. Better. Are you better or worse than Aloe? I don't even know who that is. Are you better
[00:33:59] or worse than Amazing Name? I don't even know who that is. Chad, who's this here? Are you better
[00:34:06] or worse than... Chad, who is this? Who is this? I'm looking at the entire list and I'm better than
[00:34:17] than every single person on the list of players in the room.
[00:34:21] Wait, you're not supposed to leak the players chat?
[00:34:25] Well, right.
[00:34:26] Like, why do you guys wait to tell me shit?
[00:34:29] You're not supposed to leak the players.
[00:34:32] Muda, is Zaproza a pro?
[00:34:38] Yeah, Zaproza was a pro, like in the beginning,
[00:34:40] like five years ago.
[00:34:42] Are you better or worse than Tyler one?
[00:34:45] No, no, what are you saying?
[00:34:47] Yes, are you better or worse than Joe Bauer on this list?
[00:34:50] Joe Bauer, I'm all into someone who hit radiant number one, radiant number one in the UNA.
[00:35:00] Uh, we're leaving out some details, bro.
[00:35:04] All right, yeah, just say you hit radiant.
[00:35:07] I don't know why you do this to yourself.
[00:35:09] Like, Jack, Jack, you hit radiant, bro.
[00:35:12] That's a great achievement.
[00:35:13] Why do you have to do this?
[00:35:14] You're gonna hit rank one as well.
[00:35:19] Alright.
[00:35:20] So Muda, do you actually want to do it with me?
[00:35:23] Because bro, I kind of want to win.
[00:35:24] I don't want to play to lose.
[00:35:25] Bro.
[00:35:26] I'm down bro.
[00:35:27] I know how competitive you are.
[00:35:28] Bro, I know how competitive you are.
[00:35:30] Okay.
[00:35:31] So in Valorant, how do I be as useful as possible?
[00:35:33] Should I be your pocket sage?
[00:35:35] It will.
[00:35:36] You're gonna need to like, if you can like, I'm gonna put you on like initiator
[00:35:43] bro.
[00:35:44] find them for me and I'll just kill them because the only way I die is if you don't know where they are.
[00:35:50] Exactly like if I or if I get swung to be one at the exact same time right that I'm not going to
[00:35:56] kill people at the same time without like being somewhere so if I know where they are I can
[00:36:01] position myself exactly to take a 1v1 two times in a row and I'll just kill both of them because
[00:36:06] my aim is really good. Okay so I mean bro this is just this is a clear dub then bro we
[00:36:13] We just win this ball game here, bro. This is a doubt.
[00:36:15] Yeah, yeah. I'm looking at everyone in this tournament so far.
[00:36:18] Like the thing is everyone just gets it logged by me.
[00:36:25] Bro, I think Cage Real is playing too.
[00:36:28] Are you better or worse than Cage Real?
[00:36:30] I'm better than Cage Real.
[00:36:32] Okay, so you are the best player.
[00:36:34] Chad, who's actually the best player in the tournament?
[00:36:38] Yeah, I'm 99.999.
[00:36:40] Yeah, 100% actually, 99.99.
[00:36:42] Wait, Muda is the best player?
[00:36:45] Wait, is 10s playing Shisa?
[00:36:49] Muda, I think 10s is playing.
[00:36:52] Even if 10s is playing, we're still going to deal.
[00:36:55] Okay, Muda, are you better or worse than 10s right now?
[00:37:00] I'm better.
[00:37:02] Maybe like five years ago, 10s was better than me and it's prime, but no, I'm in my prime right now.
[00:37:09] Wait, my chat is saying cap laughing emoji, laughing emoji, some of them are saying true.
[00:37:16] So 10, listen, 10 not peak five years ago yet at all.
[00:37:24] I mean, but that doesn't mean that he's not better than you currently though. That doesn't mean that he's not better than you currently.
[00:37:29] like, bro, that's like saying, like Patrick Mahomes peaked five years ago.
[00:37:34] So that means right now he's not better than Trevor Lawrence.
[00:37:36] It's like, bro, I'd still rather have Patrick Mahomes and Trevor Lawrence.
[00:37:39] You know what I'm saying?
[00:37:41] Like I don't think five years ago now-
[00:37:43] I put this in like gaming terms, bro.
[00:37:45] Like how do I- because it's in gaming terms, it's not sports like- like it's like,
[00:37:49] okay, you want to put the universe into perspective?
[00:37:52] Put it into perspective.
[00:37:53] Right now, right?
[00:37:54] Okay, it's like a perspective right here.
[00:37:56] What do you mean, would I rather have a spoilt right now?
[00:38:11] I think it was a head of the beam five years ago, but now it's like long enough.
[00:38:20] So 10s in your opinion, Muda, is washed right now?
[00:38:24] Absolutely. Yeah, I wonder if we got.
[00:38:27] Is 10s playing in this? Do we have confirmations?
[00:38:32] Chad, is 10s playing in this?
[00:38:40] 10s is? Wait, Muda, what if we play against 10s in the first round?
[00:38:46] Bro, Muda, you're talking shit, bro. I like it. I like it. Get in there, kid.
[00:38:50] I'm gonna be in Texas on obvious sanctuary on Thursday, and then I'm gonna fly home Friday morning, and I'm literally gonna run I'm gonna land in like the morning of Friday and I'm gonna rush home, just go live warm up and then win the tournament.
[00:39:08] Yeah, I don't even like I don't want to overcome your brain.
[00:39:12] Well, like, bro, I just know you're gonna do good bro.
[00:39:15] Bro, my brain is sophisticated bro. Throw it at me.
[00:39:18] That's what I'm saying bro, like you're like the best Rampus 6 siege 1v1 or in the entire world, like I'm pretty sure we can easily win this, I'm not gonna lie.
[00:39:26] Yes, yes, literally yes. Bro, I'm gonna be honest, yes. Like dude, in my heyday, in my day, I was probably a top five controller 1v1 or to ever graze the planet. Bro, Muta, I beat Bolo in a 1v1. Like the average Joe's not doing that. You're right, that's what I'm saying bro. Bro, it's two players that beat Bolo, I beat Bolo too in a 1v1.
[00:39:48] Stop showing the discord. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yo, I think I leaked everything, but mood up bro. Listen
[00:39:56] I'm gonna text on a that my duo is mood up and bro. Let's do this shit bro me and you baby
[00:40:03] I'm down. Let's go. Let's lock it up. I'm gonna start warming up every single day to
[00:40:06] mood up. Who should I play the the is it the phoenix guy that drones or something? Who's a
[00:40:11] droner? No, no, no, I'll probably put you on like spade or so much if someone that is so easy
[00:40:17] to play bro and if you have like 10 not even like the day of the tournament I'll like run into the basics
[00:40:23] like 10 minutes all I need is like 10 minutes with you that's it so so my job when we do this is
[00:40:28] I'm just gonna drone and then and then you're just gonna kill everybody you're gonna kill
[00:40:33] I'll tell you what you want because both is like bro I can literally turn you into like easily
[00:40:39] if I have 10 minutes with you I can easily turn you into like a plot player
[00:40:42] easily in like 10 minutes.
[00:40:44] You can make me a flat
[00:40:46] Valorant player in 10 minutes.
[00:40:48] Yeah, easily. Because bro, like
[00:40:50] if you understand that one, you know how to play
[00:40:52] before you play, you're not stupid, bro.
[00:40:54] Like you literally, if you
[00:40:56] can understand Rainbow Six Seeds,
[00:40:58] one of the ones which are
[00:41:00] a hundred times more complex than Valorant
[00:41:02] once you've played, then
[00:41:04] I can easily make you like a
[00:41:06] flat diamond player in 10 minutes.
[00:41:08] Muto, what game is higher skill
[00:41:10] In your opinion, Rainbow succeeds or Valorant?
[00:41:12] In your opinion, Muda, you hit Radiant.
[00:41:14] In my opinion, I think Valorant.
[00:41:17] I mean, I came back to Rainbow after like five years
[00:41:21] not playing my game and I beat Bolo in a 1v1.
[00:41:24] I mean, I don't know what ranks, but I just know in mechanics,
[00:41:28] bro, I beat like Alamo, like Tendisu, Stomp and he
[00:41:33] showed on me.
[00:41:33] It was like 4-7 or something.
[00:41:36] But like, no, I think Valorant's harder.
[00:41:39] Why is Valorant harder than R6? Like specifically?
[00:41:41] I can like ADS and I can hear exactly where you're coming from. Valorant, you hold shift.
[00:41:48] Right. Bro, you know what it is, bro? I think in Valorant, you actually just have to hit your
[00:41:55] shots where like seeds, you can just out position people. Like literally. Like Valorant is more
[00:42:01] demanding of mechanics, chat. It's more demanding of mechanics. Like bro, you can get Champ and
[00:42:06] siege off of just like map knowledge and awareness, literally.
[00:42:11] Yeah, you can do that a dollar. Like you need to have a good end, I feel like.
[00:42:17] Muda, I'm going to be honest, man. I'm like when Oney texts me about this, like I'm genuinely excited
[00:42:21] for this. Like I'm not going to sell you. I'm going to be a good droner. I'll probably, Muda,
[00:42:26] if the tournament starts at 230, I'll get home at like 12 and I'm just going to literally
[00:42:31] train for like two hours with Sova and the other guy. I'm down bro. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.
[00:42:36] I really think we should warm up. Like we need to warm up. Well if you're actually actually
[00:42:42] serious, I'll like like text me around that day and I'll wake up early and I'll just play with you
[00:42:48] for like an hour, two hours, hour. Sweet. All right, Muda. The record. Sounds good, bro. Yo,
[00:42:52] I see you on Friday, bro. I'm going to text Onay, our duo. Okay, say last, done.
[00:42:59] Okay, I'll see you on Friday. Let's win this tournament, bro
[00:43:03] Yeah, please
[00:43:05] Chat who's better right now run a pole 10s or mood up was mood of being biased or unbiased
[00:43:10] Who's better right now 10s or mood up? How about what is this?
[00:43:14] Yeah, I don't
[00:43:18] Six minutes of ass boss hi guys who the fuck is ass boss is he in the tournament ass boss is in the tournament
[00:43:25] Chad Runapole, who's better, Tenz or Muda right now?
[00:43:32] Wait, Aspas is in the tournament?
[00:43:36] Aspas, yeah, I don't know.
[00:43:39] I mean, Archie wasn't there at all.
[00:43:41] Oh, this side!
[00:43:43] It's beautiful!
[00:43:44] Aspas gets three!
[00:43:46] BLT were in zero, G, and he just comes in and kills them all!
[00:43:51] See, now, here's a weirder question, right?
[00:43:53] I respect his opinion.
[00:43:55] Muda said Valorant's harder than Siege.
[00:43:57] I respect that.
[00:43:59] What's harder between Valorant and Counter-Strike though?
[00:44:02] Because I'm going to be honest,
[00:44:04] like I like Counter-Strike more,
[00:44:06] but I think Valorant might be harder.
[00:44:08] Because Valorant is literally Counter-Strike,
[00:44:12] but you have abilities.
[00:44:16] Y'all are saying CS.
[00:44:18] How? All right,
[00:44:21] at win-and-doubt, AI overview, what game is harder, CS or Valve. Counter-Strike 2 is generally
[00:44:32] considered harder mechanically and in raw aim, while Valorant can be harder to track
[00:44:37] due to complex character abilities and shifting metas. Opinions on which tactical FPS shooter
[00:44:43] is harder varies across communities, but players generally break the comparison down
[00:44:48] into distinct categories. Counter-Strike. Most players and professionals agree that Counter-Strike
[00:44:55] has a higher mechanical ceiling. It features faster movements, smaller hitboxes, and yeah,
[00:45:00] that is true. I feel like in Valorant when I walk around, my players are like clunky, whereas in
[00:45:04] CS, the guys are like jump, knife, dodge, strafe, all that. Seven minutes smaller hitboxes and
[00:45:11] a strict memorizable spray patterns. Oh, the recoil too in CS.
[00:45:15] In Valorant, gunplay is often viewed as more forgiving with larger hit boxes, larger head
[00:45:24] hit boxes, but weapon spray rely on more random spread RNG after the initial bullets, making
[00:45:31] sustained spray control less predictable. Counter strike, every player on the team has
[00:45:35] access to the same number of utility items, smokes, flashes, mollies, meaning everyone
[00:45:40] must master precise lineups and deep map knowledge. Valorant utility is tied to specific
[00:45:46] agents and roles like controllers or duelists. While individual utility can be easier to
[00:45:51] throw, you have to track a wide variety of unique character abilities, team synergies
[00:45:55] and frequent game battles updates. So Chad, it looks like just the gun play in CS is
[00:46:02] harder and the movement. The gun play is harder. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, man. One of the first
[00:46:12] times I ever picked up an AK and CS and tried to shoot it, I about shit myself. The gun goes like this.
[00:46:20] Like literally.
[00:46:24] Literally. Also, I do feel like I get more blessed headshots on Valorant versus CS. I feel
[00:46:31] I feel like CS, I just, nothing's blessed.
[00:46:35] Watch the video.
[00:46:37] Yeah, hi guys, is this guy playing
[00:46:38] or is this just like a random pro you found?
[00:46:41] Or not a random pro, but is he playing hi guys
[00:46:44] in the tournament?
[00:46:45] That was unbelievable.
[00:46:48] Wayley, believers rejoice.
[00:46:51] Aspas gets four.
[00:46:56] We'll see if you can find it, they know where he is.
[00:46:58] The king returns to the international stage
[00:47:01] And does it with a nace!
[00:47:06] Bro is it not just a weird thing about Valorant how people are almost never actually scoped in?
[00:47:11] Is that not weird? Same with CS?
[00:47:15] Like is that not just weird?
[00:47:22] That's not weird to you? Like walking around like this?
[00:47:26] like I don't know they're never scoped in that's not a little weird to you you
[00:47:33] don't think that's weird when they're just doing this I don't know I guess just
[00:47:39] I've played Siege for 10 years.
[00:47:43] Chattu's better, Muda or this guy, this guy right?
[00:48:04] You know what'll really get my dick card, to be honest with you, is watching Faker
[00:48:08] highlights that'll really get my dick hard bro that'll get my fucking dick hard
[00:48:16] hello and welcome back to the channel this is like a doc I just want plays
[00:48:21] bro hello and welcome back to the channel he's got flash kick and war so
[00:48:27] the way they're coming out from from teddy yet they have to disengage this is
[00:48:31] like it's gonna be the towel for SKT RNG knows this is just not hard
[00:48:35] Forcible and they have no where's faker teleports flowers so faker can just do this for free
[00:48:40] Yeah recalls takes so long he even gets to see every cause SKT if they had more poke
[00:48:45] They'd actually be able to stop more from going back
[00:48:51] It's a triple teleport up into the top side
[00:48:56] Who's he's going legendary he's gonna find the kill on the Gragas SKT are now on the nexus
[00:49:05] They play the map right, and they play the next set.
[00:49:09] Yeah, bro, like I just don't even understand.
[00:49:11] I don't even understand why it's such a God tier play.
[00:49:15] He like split push back toward them?
[00:49:23] Watch Muda locked in.
[00:49:31] When Muda locked in.
[00:49:32] Oh, this.
[00:49:34] This is old yeah, this is old bro. All right, Jack. This is my 2v2 teammate on Friday
[00:49:44] Oh my god, I remember when I played battle with Buddha he would spam this champion. Jeff, what is her name? He would go
[00:49:57] What is this bitch's name neon whenever I play battle then you'd spam
[00:50:03] I'm gonna do the look.
[00:50:04] I'm gonna do the look.
[00:50:05] Oh, Muta!
[00:50:07] Fuck, you're going to be...
[00:50:09] Oh, fuck.
[00:50:10] Fuck.
[00:50:11] Fuck.
[00:50:17] Jack.
[00:50:27] Yo, I don't forget that Muta's actually
[00:50:29] disgusting at this game.
[00:50:33] I'm gonna get him.
[00:50:40] I'm gonna get him.
[00:50:45] I'm gonna get him.
[00:50:50] I'm gonna get him.
[00:50:55] Dude, you know in Valorant when it goes, uh, uh, uh, uh, it actually like turned you
[00:51:02] a little bit bro but chat I also feel like in a 2v2
[00:51:32] Tournament it's kind of like siege where like brawl will be honest a lot of pro players and siege would be ass in a 2v2 tournament
[00:51:39] Because they just like strapped the whole time. I feel like in a 2v2 tournament. You just need a stone cold fragger like do you know what I'm saying?
[00:51:47] You just need somebody who's literally just a fragger and it's better than having a pro to be honest
[00:51:51] My
[00:52:01] Bro his nose is like touching the monitor here
[00:52:08] Oh my god, yeah, this guy's funny bro
[00:52:11] like yeah what I understand is in this scenario why is he scoping in isn't
[00:52:26] this just the AK or the Vandal is this the Vandal yeah why scope in here why is
[00:52:31] this better like why aura for aura so there's actually no point there's
[00:52:38] literally no point. Yo chat, does Valorant have zero aim assist? There's no way, right?
[00:53:05] What about controller what about controller?
[00:53:13] Wow, yeah, but we're winning the tournament.
[00:53:18] I'm excited about I got a text on a on a pixel like and see if we could get a duo of me and
[00:53:23] Muda. I mean, they can't do Nathan's double game. Should we get on bro? Dude, I'm feeling,
[00:53:37] I don't know. I'm feeling kind of fortnight. I've got a kind of fortnight chat. I'm literally
[00:53:41] just going to lark around till three. Oh, we could watch our LCS. Yeah. Yeah. Chad,
[00:53:45] You guys want to watch RLCS?
[00:53:48] Is Zen about to play?
[00:53:56] Chat, I'm going to lark around till three
[00:53:58] and then we're going to open fan mail.
[00:54:00] Chat, what game should we get on?
[00:54:03] I'm not getting on C chat.
[00:54:04] I was on C's the past like four days.
[00:54:06] I'm not getting on C's today.
[00:54:08] Chat, what game?
[00:54:09] Valorant could be fun to practice for a little bit.
[00:54:11] So what about like Valorant or Fortnite or?
[00:54:20] Chad Valorant or Fortnite?
[00:54:22] Yo, do a poll between Valorant or Fortnite.
[00:54:27] Or you guys could put RLCS in there too.
[00:54:30] Chad Valorant, Fortnite or RLCS, run a poll.
[00:54:33] Chad, I'm gonna go B, I'm gonna go B.
[00:54:34] I could be good to practice for the tournament.
[00:54:36] Mad Dog, give me two one.
[00:54:41] Thank you.
[00:55:11] Thank you for watching!
[00:55:41] What's up?
[00:56:10] Okay, let me call Muda.
[00:56:16] I think we should maybe do a little bit of practice.
[00:56:19] Guys, own a pixel set I can do all with Muda.
[00:56:23] Because tournament is in two days, yo.
[00:56:26] Yo, Muda, do you want to practice a little bit right now for like an hour?
[00:56:35] Yeah, I'm down.
[00:56:36] I'm getting on my own.
[00:56:37] Dude, I just need you to like, what's a good way to practice?
[00:56:40] like wingman or something?
[00:56:44] Yeah.
[00:56:47] So the thing is, I don't know how the teachers are gonna work.
[00:56:50] I don't know what map is gonna be on.
[00:56:51] I don't know what game mode is gonna be on.
[00:56:53] Bro, should I call One Shnitzel
[00:56:56] and try to like extract informations from him?
[00:56:59] Bro, if you could extract information
[00:57:02] like the map or the game mode or how it's gonna work,
[00:57:05] so we could like literally just, we could study it.
[00:57:07] Cause bro, we have to win.
[00:57:08] Like, we gotta win this shit, bro.
[00:57:10] I think Joe's playing.
[00:57:11] I wanna play against Joe.
[00:57:14] You know Joe plays Valorant like every night
[00:57:16] because I have it on my Riot friends list.
[00:57:18] So Joe is on Valorant like damn near every other night
[00:57:22] like when he's not streaming.
[00:57:23] Check, y'all don't know this about Joe.
[00:57:26] Joe grinds Valorant guys.
[00:57:28] Joe is on every night at like one in the morning
[00:57:30] when I'm on League.
[00:57:33] Joe, that's like his off-stream burn.
[00:57:36] Listen, if you wanna call oninish.diver,
[00:57:38] because I don't know what it's gonna be.
[00:57:39] I don't know a map of what game we're going to be like.
[00:57:42] What kind of load was just to be used and there's no agent.
[00:57:46] It's just a game and then you can also do it to be to with agent.
[00:57:50] So it could be anything.
[00:57:51] I don't know what to do.
[00:57:52] Okay.
[00:57:53] I'm going to call on a pixel to right now.
[00:57:54] I'm going to extract information regarding the tournament.
[00:57:57] Then I'll call you in five to 10 minutes on discord whenever our call wraps up and
[00:58:01] we'll start to apply what we learned from on a to training because I can train for
[00:58:06] one hour 20 minutes one hour 20. All right, Muda, I will see you shortly, Kitten.
[00:58:17] Let me bro, please.
[00:58:22] So I'm gonna be honest, I'm slightly excited for this. Bro, a Valorant 2v2 tournament and I'm
[00:58:27] actually playing in it. Okay, let me, what you call it? Let me call on it. I need to extract
[00:58:35] information from Max Immamen.
[00:58:43] Calling the goat. German number. Deutschland.
[00:58:52] Specken Sie Deutsch?
[00:58:55] Specken Sie Deutsch?
[00:58:59] Yo, on a first off, what's up, bro?
[00:59:06] So, I have a couple of questions about the Vatterant tournament that you're hosting.
[00:59:16] So, the format is two versus two, one new one pro per team, right?
[00:59:25] Yes, I think so.
[00:59:27] you're the host you're the admin what do you mean you think wait what do you
[00:59:40] mean whoa what do you mean 2v2v2 2v2v2 it's like it's like a new game mode that
[00:59:50] they're like bringing out and like we play it like first you know like premiere it's it's
[00:59:57] I don't want it is but it's like you get power ups it's like the league may have or something
[01:00:01] you go play it may have or something oh it's a new mode yes yes yes yes okay um so like how
[01:00:11] should we train for that like that changes everything you can't you can't you can play
[01:00:17] You're also like, I told you, we need to follow a special client.
[01:00:24] This is official.
[01:00:25] We have a special client and then we have access to the modus.
[01:00:29] Okay.
[01:00:30] Well, I'm going to train a little bit with my duo here.
[01:00:32] I'm allowed to do it with Muda, right?
[01:00:35] I'll give you the fast pick.
[01:00:38] So you can choose whatever, bro.
[01:00:40] There's going to be some pros and you can choose Muda.
[01:00:43] Yeah.
[01:00:44] I want Ahmed.
[01:00:45] I want Ahmed.
[01:00:47] Who was Ahmed?
[01:00:49] That's Mura.
[01:00:51] Okay, check, check.
[01:00:53] Now here's my next question, bro.
[01:00:55] Yeah.
[01:00:57] Wow.
[01:00:59] It's at 2.30 on Friday, right?
[01:01:01] PM EST, my time?
[01:01:03] PMET, yes, the time is EST.
[01:01:05] We started like three.
[01:01:07] I just set up an hour earlier.
[01:01:09] Oh, smart. Okay, cool.
[01:01:11] Got it, yeah, because I'm flying back home that morning,
[01:01:13] back home that morning, but I'll make it. I'll have more than enough time. All right, bro. Thank you, man.
[01:01:28] Dude, the thing is, what I've learned about tournaments, bro, is it's never going to be
[01:01:34] perfectly balanced. It's never going to be perfectly perfect. People are always going to have
[01:01:39] complaints bro but as long as everybody's having a good time it's it's good as long as everybody's
[01:01:45] having a good time you know what I'm saying okay okay I mean I'm glad to do that I'm glad to
[01:01:50] provide people full vibes bro yes bro all right good shit good shit all right okay love you bro peace
[01:02:01] okay oh that pixel is literally so cute bro all right let me call let me call muda all right all
[01:02:07] All right, let's, I mean, bro, like I was trying to like sort of lock in here with what we were, I thought it was to be two, but it's to be to be two.
[01:02:22] Chat, who should I train on? Like just so far.
[01:02:26] But it doesn't change that changes everything. Yo, hi, Brian. What up?
[01:02:31] Hey, I can see your contact on when you call, bro.
[01:02:36] You don't even have to intro with that.
[01:02:39] Oh, OK, listen, so the thing is we had a problem last time
[01:02:45] and I remember it because this is your lead account
[01:02:47] that we gave you.
[01:02:50] So do you remember to log into the other account,
[01:02:52] or should we sue this account because it's a raw dog account
[01:02:55] so you would have to just go into a tutorial, I believe?
[01:02:59] Let's do the raw dog League of Legends account.
[01:03:03] OK, first, so this is here.
[01:03:05] Wait, maybe I know my Valorant.
[01:03:09] Yeah.
[01:03:10] I might know my Valorant.
[01:03:17] Bro.
[01:03:20] Actually, I don't think I have my Valorant.
[01:03:23] Just raw dog, raw dog, raw dog, this account.
[01:03:27] Okay, okay.
[01:03:30] Okay, do you want to open Valorant now?
[01:03:33] Yeah, open it up, open it up, open it up.
[01:03:35] Open it. Open it. Open it. Open it.
[01:03:37] Jen, I got this a lot.
[01:03:41] Hi, guys, it says you're a player. Are you playing?
[01:03:45] No.
[01:03:48] Hi, guys, would you like to be me and Muda's spirit, spirit animal?
[01:03:53] Um,
[01:03:56] I'll be honest, bro.
[01:03:58] I think I'm scared for you, bro.
[01:04:00] And I'm gonna be like, I don't know.
[01:04:02] First of all, I don't know what that game mode is,
[01:04:03] Whatever he's talking about power ups to me to me to whatever does that mean you can get third party? I
[01:04:10] Think so. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
[01:04:12] Yeah, what should I queue what should I queue guys? What should I queue?
[01:04:21] Skirmish to me to probably catch an IQ skirmish
[01:04:24] I don't think he's like I don't think he's in he's just getting ready he's not on the call
[01:04:37] okay okay wait how do you move again what's the movement bro
[01:04:53] I can't close this thing.
[01:04:55] Oh, I got this.
[01:04:57] Watch greatness.
[01:04:59] Yo chat, sit back and watch greatness.
[01:05:01] Motherfuckers forgot what I do.
[01:05:12] Why do they have guns?
[01:05:16] Why does she have a gun but I don't?
[01:05:19] Why does she have a gun but I don't?
[01:05:21] Oh
[01:05:31] We trained you
[01:05:36] Yeah, why'd you have a gun? Yo, this is easy bro. Come on, but this game is not hard
[01:05:40] Yeah, all you do in Valorant is point click. That's it point click
[01:05:47] What is he's gone, what is this this guy's
[01:05:51] Check this kid has a fucking minigun!
[01:05:55] He has a fucking minigun!
[01:06:03] Chee Chee fucking easy!
[01:06:07] No holes!
[01:06:11] Chee he has a minigun!
[01:06:15] Watch and learn.
[01:06:21] I
[01:06:23] I
[01:06:25] Sit still
[01:06:27] Okay
[01:06:29] GG fucking easy
[01:06:31] GG fuck
[01:06:33] Let's go Jack
[01:06:45] I got five
[01:06:47] Oh that one's so easy
[01:06:49] I'll kill them.
[01:07:01] What?
[01:07:03] Bro, what is his gun?
[01:07:05] Jack, what? That gun's broken.
[01:07:08] What is that?
[01:07:10] The Odin?
[01:07:19] Oh
[01:07:26] Scope with this one scope with this one
[01:07:40] Nice
[01:07:43] Well, I'm fucking MVP of the fucking lobby. Let's go
[01:07:49] I
[01:08:04] See the positioning
[01:08:07] If you're champion siege you're good at any game. That's crazy positioning, bro
[01:08:19] like you guys are how am I already better than all these kids how I like the
[01:08:37] vandal better at that range
[01:08:40] Yeah, they're not bad.
[01:08:43] Bro, do you mean like, like bad players or do you mean like actual robot?
[01:08:48] I want to see you crawl.
[01:08:51] I'm just like I'm so good at every game I play like I'm just so turned up right now
[01:09:14] God man
[01:09:20] Not fries
[01:09:26] Okay, that one's on me that was on me
[01:09:30] You can't watch this this is the this is the tens rush the tens rush look at us
[01:10:14] chat what is like like what do you mean by strafing do you mean like move shoot
[01:10:18] move shoot what do you mean like how do you know when to move that's other than
[01:10:34] How do you know when to move?
[01:10:40] I swear these kids started cheating randomly.
[01:10:46] Bring out the big guns.
[01:10:52] I misclicked.
[01:10:55] Bro, I fucking misclicked!
[01:10:57] We lost? Are you serious?
[01:10:59] Are you serious?
[01:11:04] Do you see, look up tap strafing, tap strafing, tap strafing, on valorant?
[01:11:27] This is why you counter strafe in valorant.
[01:11:29] Counter strafe is a method to make your character fully stopped and accurate.
[01:11:32] means you're moving keys, W, A, S, D. If I move to the right and just release my D
[01:11:37] key, as you can see my character doesn't fully stop so you choose the first bullet as
[01:11:41] run I'm gonna need misses. However, if I use Counter Strip, that won't happen anymore.
[01:11:45] Wait, is he saying DA or AD to cut it off? And all my bullets from the very beginning
[01:11:51] The suffix
[01:11:53] WOOOOO
[01:11:54] WOOOOO
[01:11:57] WOOOOO
[01:11:58] The accurate crossers are accurate.
[01:12:00] This is why you
[01:12:01] HOLD ON A DAMN MINUTE!
[01:12:03] Counter-strafe and Valorant.
[01:12:14] Damn I got sold.
[01:12:15] Damn I got sold.
[01:12:16] All good.
[01:12:20] Hi guys.
[01:12:21] Hi, guys, what up? Hi, guys, what up? Hi, guys, what up?
[01:12:24] Are you using your wording still?
[01:12:26] My wooting? What? No.
[01:12:29] Yeah, like, what? Your keyboard?
[01:12:31] No, I'm using, like, this.
[01:12:34] Stop the queue, stop the queue, stop the queue, stop the queue, stop the queue, stop the queue.
[01:12:39] Using this. Yeah, that's a wooting.
[01:12:42] Okay, that's a wooting. I can give you a setting on the wooting.
[01:12:45] It's what it's, like, known for. And then I'll help see what's what I counter-share that you should.
[01:12:49] Okay, what is the setting on the wounding?
[01:12:52] It's called snappy-tappy.
[01:12:55] What does it do? What does it do?
[01:12:59] Basically, it prioritizes movement of whatever key that you select.
[01:13:09] What is it, first? Or is it?
[01:13:11] They're saying cheats, cheater, LaMuda. It's bannable on Valorant.
[01:13:15] That's bannable. It's bannable.
[01:13:17] It's banable
[01:13:22] Yo, Muda
[01:13:26] Yo, Muda, what's that wants to do a young a prong old me you want you to go yone jungle and coach me? Yeah
[01:13:33] I'm
[01:13:35] Coaching jinxie. They I feel not sure when the this segment will
[01:13:42] I'll be done.
[01:13:43] Oh, fuck you're saying to me, you little shit!
[01:13:46] So do you guys think I'm gonna be a good yone jungler?
[01:13:48] Do you guys think I'm gonna be a good yone jungler?
[01:13:50] Another day, another victory for the OG.
[01:13:53] I'm coaching Jhinxian.
[01:13:54] Ya, Mura!
[01:13:54] Not sure when this segment will be done, if yours.
[01:13:58] God is good!
[01:14:00] One hundred percent, thank you.
[01:14:04] Ya, Mura!
[01:14:05] She's in the call.
[01:14:06] Wait, am I deafened?
[01:14:07] Mura!
[01:14:08] Am I deafened, am I?
[01:14:10] Oh, yo, hello, Jigsay!
[01:14:14] Oh, you dick's in my ass.
[01:14:17] What?
[01:14:20] Daddy?
[01:14:21] You dick's in your ass.
[01:14:25] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[01:14:26] Oh, my TV's fucking muddit.
[01:14:29] Chad, what the fuck is this?
[01:14:32] Where's this coming from?
[01:14:35] Alpha, for example, nothing.
[01:14:37] I was lagging. Yes, what's good?
[01:14:40] Muda, bro, do you know what Tappy Snappy is?
[01:14:44] No, what is that?
[01:14:46] Is that candy?
[01:14:47] No, my chat is saying it's like bannable on valorant.
[01:14:51] I'd be snappy.
[01:14:53] Highbives is trying to give me a, let me call them.
[01:14:55] Highbives trying to give me a keyboard set it.
[01:14:57] I'd be snappy.
[01:14:59] Snappy.
[01:15:00] Oh, I'm sorry.
[01:15:01] I'm sorry.
[01:15:02] I'm sorry.
[01:15:03] I'm sorry.
[01:15:04] I'm sorry.
[01:15:05] I'd be snappy snap. Oh snappy tappy bro. What do you sit? Yeah, huh? Yo, uh, no, it's not bendable
[01:15:12] It's not been a blonde founder. You would know sorry. All right
[01:15:18] Hi, how do I do this?
[01:15:24] Yep
[01:15:28] So Muda if I do tapi snappy will I just be the truth I
[01:15:32] Don't even use that setting to be honest
[01:15:34] wait why why not it's useless it's not that it's useless it's just I'm so used
[01:15:41] to playing on without it that if I switch to it I think it would just fuck
[01:15:45] my muscle memory up it's not saving you yeah chicken tendies I just literally
[01:15:50] carried that lobby how long does it take to set up
[01:15:56] I don't need it bro, I'm a gamer bro, I don't need it.
[01:16:06] Alright bro, you got this for me.
[01:16:08] Alright, thank you, have a nice- Yo, Muda!
[01:16:11] Yo!
[01:16:12] Bro, like train me, I have one hour and then I have to do fan mail.
[01:16:16] Bro, one hour is more than enough bro.
[01:16:19] Okay, so listen- I invited you, I invited you.
[01:16:22] Okay, I joined, I joined, I joined.
[01:16:24] try to make me leader try to make me leader you're level 909 bro take a
[01:16:29] frickin shower okay bro you want the good news or do you want the bad news
[01:16:36] or good news so the good news is we really only have to work on your aim
[01:16:42] today because the bad news bro could you show me no idea what the fuck
[01:16:48] we're playing on Friday yeah just watch the video bro I don't know I don't
[01:16:52] I don't know how the fuck we're gonna
[01:16:53] Muda, could you show me like your aiming methods, bro?
[01:16:56] Yes, I got you, bro.
[01:16:57] Oh, let's see here.
[01:16:59] Okay, sweet.
[01:17:01] All right, all right, all right.
[01:17:02] How do I wanna warm you up today?
[01:17:04] Let's, how do I wanna warm you up today?
[01:17:07] Oh, okay.
[01:17:08] Yeah, like, bro, tell me how to be great.
[01:17:10] I wanna be great about it.
[01:17:11] Tell me how to be great.
[01:17:11] Okay, okay, so first, go into the range, bro.
[01:17:15] You see practice bottom left?
[01:17:17] Yes, yes.
[01:17:18] The range?
[01:17:19] Go into the range and enter range.
[01:17:21] Now, we're gonna get your settings right, bro.
[01:17:23] Because you need to have your settings right.
[01:17:25] Settings are like 90% of Boundary, okay?
[01:17:28] If you're just on some fuck ass sensitivity,
[01:17:31] you're just gonna instantly like,
[01:17:33] just whip everything, bro, all right?
[01:17:34] Muda, should I click the aimbot?
[01:17:37] The ex key file you sent in Discord the other day?
[01:17:42] Bar.
[01:17:45] Okay, I'm open to ready.
[01:17:46] Sova, sova, sova.
[01:17:48] It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
[01:17:50] It's literally, there's not gonna be any agents in that.
[01:17:52] I think the thing is, bro, is it's gonna be that game mode.
[01:17:57] It's like all the agents into one agent.
[01:18:01] Oh, there's no way we're gonna prep you for that, bro.
[01:18:03] The one thing we can't prep you for is just your aim.
[01:18:06] That's literally all we can prep you for.
[01:18:08] Bro.
[01:18:09] So we're basically just promoting a new mode.
[01:18:12] Yeah, literally.
[01:18:12] That's literally all we're doing.
[01:18:14] That's all we're doing, bro.
[01:18:16] Okay.
[01:18:17] All right.
[01:18:18] Okay.
[01:18:19] First of all, what is this crosshair, bro? Press escape?
[01:18:21] Bro, this shit's good!
[01:18:23] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna send you a crosshair.
[01:18:25] Alright, I'm gonna send you a crosshair.
[01:18:27] Uh, export.
[01:18:29] Okay, go to Discord. Go to Discord. Go to Discord.
[01:18:33] Alright, I'm going into Discord right now, Muda.
[01:18:35] Okay, go to Discord.
[01:18:37] What the fuck is this?
[01:18:39] Copy it. Just copy it.
[01:18:41] Alright, is this like Morse code?
[01:18:43] Yo, it's shell.
[01:18:45] Okay, copy it, and then go into Valorant.
[01:18:48] press escape go to crossair at the top middle of your screen and then go to it's
[01:18:53] the download button it looks like it's a download button it'll say import
[01:18:56] profile and this is yours Muda yeah something went wrong did you copy
[01:19:06] something with an extra space I think it's probably just the fact that yours
[01:19:10] is probably not legit or something yeah copy it with no extra spaces you
[01:19:16] You have a space but it's legit. What do you say, but there was no extra? Oh, there we go
[01:19:22] We're not in this is yours, right? Whoa
[01:19:25] What if this is way different? It's like a tiny neon cross. Yes
[01:19:29] Okay, why is this better? Why is this better? It doesn't it doesn't move it doesn't
[01:19:36] It doesn't it's small. It's not obnoxious you can aim easier at the head
[01:19:41] Bro, my name is all over the place Jesus. No, no, no, no, no, no, okay. Now press escape
[01:19:47] Okay, now go to general
[01:19:51] General all right now what top left general top left general
[01:19:55] Okay, beautiful. Okay
[01:19:58] Fuck no
[01:19:59] Change that sensitivity aim to zero point three. What is so bad about one one one?
[01:20:05] What about my scope sensitivity multiplier, Mooda?
[01:20:15] Just keep all those out one, keep all those out one.
[01:20:18] Now what?
[01:20:19] Now that's already like, okay, go to video.
[01:20:24] We're going to simplify this for you, bro.
[01:20:27] Go to video.
[01:20:28] In here.
[01:20:29] In here.
[01:20:30] Okay.
[01:20:31] And then go to...
[01:20:32] Brian, I feel like a cheater right now.
[01:20:34] I'm not gonna be kidding.
[01:20:36] Turn all of this off, turn all of this off.
[01:20:37] Limit FPS on battery, all of this off.
[01:20:40] Everything off, got it, now.
[01:20:41] And then the last option that says on,
[01:20:43] put that to on plus boost.
[01:20:45] Wait, what is it?
[01:20:47] Oh, got it, done, NVIDIA.
[01:20:50] Now go to graphics quality.
[01:20:56] Now what?
[01:20:58] Okay, everything, okay.
[01:21:00] Material, the first four, okay, everything on low.
[01:21:03] Turn everything low except the first one.
[01:21:06] Keep multi-threaded rendering on, on,
[01:21:08] but everything else low after that.
[01:21:10] Low, low, low.
[01:21:11] What about vignette?
[01:21:12] Vignette.
[01:21:13] Vignette?
[01:21:14] They're off, off, off, off.
[01:21:16] Everything else off except the first option, on.
[01:21:19] Okay, boom, boom, boom.
[01:21:20] Now what?
[01:21:21] Now what?
[01:21:23] All right, that's it.
[01:21:26] Yo, this is so slow, Muda.
[01:21:29] What?
[01:21:30] Will it still?
[01:21:32] No, I like it, I like it.
[01:21:33] to get used to it. Okay, press that. Okay, do it. Try to do a full 360. I want to see you do a 360.
[01:21:42] Good or bad? Good or bad? That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's
[01:21:45] good. That's good. You want it to be that slow? Bro, what is somebody behind me? Just
[01:21:49] cheat. But no, no. The guy that's staying in Valorant, your position should never,
[01:21:53] there should never be a guy behind you. Bro, you're right. Wait, Chad, this guy's actually
[01:21:59] smart yeah because bro flanks are just so shit in this game like thanks are
[01:22:03] asked exactly all right now I'm gonna ask you probably high-vives only knows
[01:22:09] this high-vives what's jimsy's dpi yep that's definitely a high-vives question
[01:22:14] I'm doing the counter safe thing counter-saving chat
[01:22:29] Alright, I mean your chat's saying 800 is fine.
[01:22:42] Alright yo, now buy, alright, alright, now this is what I want you to do, bro.
[01:22:45] This is what I want you to do.
[01:22:48] I want you to buy a gun, press B. Press B, buy the phantom, fuck that dangle shit.
[01:22:56] by the phantom, heavy armor.
[01:23:00] Why? All right, boom, boom, boom, done.
[01:23:02] The phantom's gonna take too much time to learn.
[01:23:04] Now, press practice.
[01:23:06] No, sorry, press practice.
[01:23:08] Okay, bro, I feel like my recoil's good.
[01:23:15] Yes, bro, yes, the phantom is the only gun
[01:23:17] we're gonna need to watch.
[01:23:19] Wait, I don't get to play the phantom at all?
[01:23:21] I mean, if you want to, bro, but like,
[01:23:23] I want to win exactly you want to win bro use this and it's the better time
[01:23:32] You get used to it man. Take like 30 seconds 30 seconds. Yeah, how does it look right now like dinner bag?
[01:23:48] With the panel you want to pull down a little bit when you're shooting
[01:23:53] Like after the first,
[01:23:55] Jigsie after the first like five to seven bullets
[01:23:59] are pulling down with the fifth.
[01:24:02] But only a little.
[01:24:05] Yes daddy.
[01:24:06] Yes daddy.
[01:24:07] Dude I look good right?
[01:24:09] No you look good right now.
[01:24:10] You look good right now.
[01:24:17] This is good.
[01:24:18] This is good.
[01:24:19] This is good.
[01:24:20] I like this.
[01:24:23] Like close-range this thing
[01:24:30] If I'm long range should I tap fire
[01:24:33] Oh not top, but like like three three bullets three bullets
[01:24:46] Yeah, I don't know that maybe there's no word for it just three bullets
[01:24:50] But yes, the word is birth
[01:24:53] If you're far range you want to burst to like 3-4 bullets, that's it.
[01:24:57] Muda, is crouching and valorant kind of like bad?
[01:25:01] It's not bad, it's ludic-y. It isn't bad, but bro, you getting used to ADS-strafing right now with only a couple of BBs, it should better be crouch.
[01:25:13] I figured it can't be that bad because I'm changing the position of my head, so I'm harder than hit, right?
[01:25:17] Yeah, like, it's not crouching, but I have to crouch all the way to immortal, so it's not bad.
[01:25:22] I don't have to give it to the coach how did I was immortal?
[01:25:26] So you can crouch it's fine
[01:25:28] Just making sure like you don't want to sleep you know like get comfortable bro get comfortable
[01:25:33] Yeah, like I feel like I have like decent survival instincts if I'm in like a 2v2
[01:25:37] But bro this mode is 2v2v2 like
[01:25:41] Like bro what the fuck even is that what does that even mean?
[01:25:48] Like bro how do you win a tournament that's 2v2v2
[01:25:52] I feel like I'm kind of gliding right now I'm not
[01:26:22] Okay, deathmatch, now leave this, leave this.
[01:26:25] How do you leave this? Just escape or something?
[01:26:28] Escape, and then it says escape to the main menu or something.
[01:26:31] Press escape, and then it'll say, top right, top right.
[01:26:34] The gear icon, top right.
[01:26:37] Boom, sweep.
[01:26:39] Okay, now TDM is against people, right? That's against people?
[01:26:42] Yeah, we're gonna do a TDM now. Let's just do a TDM.
[01:26:45] If we just play a regular game and you die and you spectate for five minutes,
[01:26:50] Like it's not going to really help you bro. So we're just going to put you in the same depth. It's the most like action
[01:26:55] Dude team nevus. Do I instantly respawn? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Because if I just put you in like a swift play
[01:27:03] It's not going to help you because you're just gonna how you're going to learn from your mistakes if you're just going to die
[01:27:07] And then you're not yeah, and like I already got some reps on swift branch
[01:27:11] What about is a 2v2 v2 what map is that even going to be on like a tiny ass map?
[01:27:16] I think it's gonna be a custom map that we've never seen before the 2v2 v2
[01:27:20] Chat, right? I feel like I've never seen those maps before.
[01:27:24] Wait, Muda, we have a problem. I only have five people.
[01:27:27] What do you mean? That's fine. It doesn't matter.
[01:27:29] Uh, oh my god. Okay, fuck it. I actually like you on Jet. Fuck it.
[01:27:33] Bro, why'd you say, oh my god? Do you know I'm the truth on Jet?
[01:27:37] You are the truth. You are the truth. You are the truth.
[01:27:40] Okay, let's go. Go.
[01:27:46] Okay, Muda. Okay, okay, come on, come on.
[01:27:49] Now, TDM is like most kills in the lobby or something?
[01:27:53] Yes, yes, so it's as a team, as a team we need to like get the most kills as a team.
[01:27:58] Okay.
[01:27:59] Um, and bro, all that I want you to do is just go over complicated, bro, just, they're
[01:28:03] gonna give you guns like press B right now, all right?
[01:28:07] You're able to choose from the frenzy that goes to the bandit at the top.
[01:28:10] Should I buy, oh, okay, okay, what should I do?
[01:28:12] What should I do?
[01:28:13] I mean, I like going ghost, but you can go bandit, you can go, uh, classic.
[01:28:18] I would stay away from the frenzy, it's lemiky, you know it's a bad gun I feel like.
[01:28:24] I just have fun bro like, yo warm up those wrists, warm up those wrists.
[01:28:31] I feel so good right now.
[01:28:40] I feel like I could like never die, literally.
[01:28:45] Yo, this jet is like cheating, I think.
[01:28:56] The jet on the other team is cheating, I think.
[01:29:00] The jet?
[01:29:01] No, no, no.
[01:29:02] It's cheating.
[01:29:03] It's cheating.
[01:29:04] So, I think it's so hard to cheat, Valorant.
[01:29:05] Have you tried?
[01:29:06] No, I haven't tried.
[01:29:07] No, I have it trying!
[01:29:19] What is the next stage these guns are ass, bro?
[01:29:22] Oh, I think in like 30 seconds.
[01:29:25] Oh, I thought you were shooting at the same time.
[01:29:47] Oh, no gun, no gun, no gun, no gun!
[01:29:54] Yeah, you know what? Fuck it, go on this channel, fuck this shit.
[01:30:04] The recoil in this game is so fucking hard, man.
[01:30:09] That was cool, bro. Japson throws.
[01:30:11] Yeah, this is definitely an Adderall game, holy crap.
[01:30:37] Oh, yeah, it's ready.
[01:30:44] First place, oh yeah, HG.
[01:30:49] Yup.
[01:30:51] For me, I just like to focus on aiming and shooting. I feel like I'm gonna do that in so long.
[01:30:59] Dude, I'm at the bottom of the lobby in Jesus.
[01:31:02] Oh, come on, chill. It's just like, bro, come on.
[01:31:07] Also, you might be trying to get like my ring, but I don't know if there is that in this, but...
[01:31:20] Yeah, it looks like the enemy mode, I'm gonna be so...
[01:32:37] Watch this watch this go go go go go go
[01:32:48] Oh, what is so underwhelming honestly her arm is underwhelming
[01:33:07] I know what I'm going to use in the tournament, don't you worry.
[01:33:30] I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
[01:33:40] I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
[01:33:50] Ha ha ha you're 35 Jesus. You're a fucking sweat dude my god
[01:33:57] This is my game, bro
[01:34:00] Yeah, you were like pro level at this right yeah, literally though, okay, bro
[01:34:05] How do you feel be honest to me like you feel overwhelmed like I need we need to know what to work on bro
[01:34:10] I just feel like I'm shooting shit. I feel like I'm shooting shit like I feel like I'm doing good
[01:34:14] It's just bro. I need to have like a couple of good guns that I like and then I'm chilling bro
[01:34:19] Okay, I want to do one more of that you want to do one more of that. Yeah
[01:34:22] Mudo, why didn't you go pro and Valorant? Why didn't you go pro? There's just I like being a contact crater
[01:34:27] I like being contact match found like I thought that's why I'm doing the rank one series
[01:34:32] Like I can like kind of get the same feeling as a pro
[01:34:35] But the same time like be a country at the same time
[01:34:39] Okay
[01:34:40] Yeah, why don't you go pro and in Siege?
[01:34:42] I had a lot of offers, but I ultimately had to just pursue streaming instead right, you know, right
[01:34:50] and I believe that I had a lot of offers but at the end of the day bro I choose to just pursue
[01:34:58] streaming bro because it's what you really want to be like do you have passion go pro like or would
[01:35:04] you rather be a concert fader there's never been a part of my body that's wanted to be a
[01:35:09] Pro siege player ever me neither bro they scrim 12 hours a day it looks
[01:35:13] miserable it looks fucking miserable bro exactly never now do you think you
[01:35:22] could have went tier one in your prime no bro because bro I played on
[01:35:28] controllers so like that dude I was just chop shit on mouse like I was chopped
[01:35:32] shit yeah but isn't Lou doing the same thing that you could have did well I
[01:35:37] I mean all those guys have been playing mouse like I never played mouse, bro. I've just always
[01:35:45] Yeah, but mingo's way better than me mingo's better than me
[01:35:48] But what bro mingo's the best controller ever besides stop it?
[01:35:53] So you're your prime versus mingo and what do you want?
[01:35:56] I mean one be ones don't correlate to see scale it off
[01:36:00] Like one be ones don't matter one be ones are their own thing
[01:36:03] like in siege bro you can be good at 1v1s but dog shit at 5
[01:36:21] yeah but this new game mode I don't know how to warm up other than like warm up your hands
[01:36:33] I haven't had a fucking clip here.
[01:36:51] What do you want right now? You want to get out of here? You know, like, uh...
[01:36:57] I'm making a jinksea clip.
[01:37:03] Bullshit.
[01:37:05] Check the thing is, can we even put him on I-Soul because
[01:37:10] I don't know the new game mode.
[01:37:12] Like, I don't know what that is.
[01:37:17] Or doesn't I-Soul have the shield on its head?
[01:37:19] That guy's so broken.
[01:37:21] That guy's so trans.
[01:37:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:37:25] Stage 2, the crackdown face.
[01:37:33] I
[01:37:43] This bitch just throws a
[01:38:03] This gun recoils to the roof brown literally to the roof you must be a chat and get on the
[01:38:22] Sheriff. Alright, that's my favorite gun.
[01:38:27] My favorite gun is just if your aim is good, it's a lot better than nothing.
[01:38:52] Are you good? What happen?
[01:39:00] Why do I not ever kill them? It's like my bullets are dancing around their fucking head!
[01:39:09] I
[01:39:24] Don't know where to shoot whether I like like what
[01:39:32] That guy's cheating that guy's fucking cheating laser is cheating on the other team laser is cheating that
[01:40:09] I got it!
[01:40:11] I got it!
[01:40:13] I'm going to play like Siege, I'm just going to aim it and play like Siege, I'm going
[01:40:42] I'm playing like Siege.
[01:40:44] That's, I mean...
[01:40:46] Are you using the Phantom of the Vandal?
[01:40:48] Vandal.
[01:40:50] I'm playing like Siege.
[01:40:52] Three.
[01:40:54] Charge against.
[01:40:56] Next.
[01:40:58] Four.
[01:41:02] Enemy killed.
[01:41:04] I'm not here.
[01:41:06] The Sniper in the channel is remaining.
[01:41:08] Reloaded.
[01:41:40] I mean, yeah, I'm ready to go, bro.
[01:42:09] five and 17 Jesus man it's like it's like whenever I play Valorant in CS I just feel like my bullets
[01:42:17] dance around their head and it's like fine it's hard to hit the head but then everybody else has no
[01:42:22] problem at all hitting my head. Well you guys probably playing this game for like years you know
[01:42:29] you know what dude let's make it more let's make it more slow paced all right it's a 5v5
[01:42:36] bro honestly put me in a real game yeah put me in a real game let's wait a
[01:42:41] skirmish let's wait a skirmish right because when it comes to strategy like I
[01:42:47] can outsmart motherfuckers like baiting a plant flanking swinging off of like
[01:42:53] timing third-partying playing trades like I have the strategy aspect bro
[01:42:59] Muda in 2025 I won strategy game streamer of the year bro I have
[01:43:03] Strategies bro. It's just like I can't do strategies in TDM
[01:43:06] Wait you want 2025?
[01:43:09] Strategy strategy damn really? I'm good at every strategy game bro siege clash league. I'm good at all the strategy games
[01:43:17] Okay, okay, okay, okay. What's the mission this one?
[01:43:20] There's no I want to slow it down bro. There's no abilities
[01:43:25] Just focus on shooting bro. You can't leave spawn till I die. All right. Okay. Go. Okay. Go go
[01:43:33] you just got destroyed whoa yeah how did you die well boy Valorant it's like it's fast
[01:43:48] you can just die instantly I'm gonna sit spawn let you do your thing yo I figured it out I'm in
[01:44:02] your lobbies bro I figured it out that's what they're saying they're saying
[01:44:05] um
[01:44:07] fall
[01:44:11] okay I'll sit back I'll sit back cuz I can't even one beat you all the time
[01:44:14] all right I'll sit back go go go go because tomorrow I'm gonna be alone like
[01:44:18] I'm gonna have to clutch up shit
[01:44:20] show, show, show, show.
[01:44:25] Ugggh.
[01:44:28] Headshot.
[01:44:32] Bro, you're like.
[01:44:35] Oh.
[01:44:36] 144.
[01:44:39] All right, bro.
[01:44:40] You're so good.
[01:44:42] Come on, bro.
[01:44:43] I'm gonna play this game.
[01:44:44] It's fine.
[01:44:45] Thank you.
[01:44:46] Thank you, though.
[01:44:47] Left, left, left.
[01:44:48] Be careful.
[01:44:49] He's holding you left.
[01:44:50] Come on, Muda! Come on, Muda! Come on, Muda!
[01:45:00] Grab no kills?
[01:45:02] Fine, fine. Just, Bo, literally work on your aim, like...
[01:45:05] I'm gonna do what Tenz does.
[01:45:14] Alright, let me lock in here. Hold on.
[01:45:16] Okay, go, go, go.
[01:45:50] Oh
[01:45:56] Nice
[01:46:05] Don't get off of that gun all right don't get off of that gun holy shit
[01:46:10] What now
[01:46:16] Now I want to see it some clips right some clips kid
[01:46:23] Yeah, but I think suppressed weapons is more like your style
[01:46:28] That guy was like turning that was so weird. That was so weird. Come on Muda. Come on Muda
[01:46:32] Do he kind of shit on you right there? Yeah, but like
[01:46:42] Dominer is like um like keepers advantage like seeds bro. You can buy to anyone. Yeah
[01:46:48] like literally
[01:46:49] Right, I'm gonna give my place siege. I could literally die like a copper player
[01:46:55] No, no I thought Dominer too like you can hit like a an easy nice like one top and
[01:47:02] and kill like the best friend of mine.
[01:47:04] I get half of them.
[01:47:08] What?
[01:47:10] Bro, it's like the time to kill is just so
[01:47:13] west, right? So fast.
[01:47:15] A nice tip I can give you, bro, is
[01:47:18] keep your crosshair always at like head level.
[01:47:21] And what I mean by that is like imagine someone
[01:47:24] imagine like head level, bro. Always look head level.
[01:47:27] Alright.
[01:47:32] I
[01:47:34] He's at 40 he's on the ping nice
[01:47:49] Such a good try though right like I breathe
[01:47:51] No, no that was good
[01:47:54] It's like put siege just use your mechanics from siege into this team. It's just different angle
[01:48:02] Bro, the aim is so different from Siege, it's insane.
[01:48:11] Bro, that was kind of cool.
[01:48:14] What?
[01:48:15] Muda, that was kind of cool. You moved off of your pre-file. That was like sick.
[01:48:19] Yeah.
[01:48:20] Bull, is this... can you like...
[01:48:25] If you're in a corner in Siege...
[01:48:26] Proceed is literally just Pika's advantage.
[01:48:28] Yeah, literally. Well, that's like this game too though.
[01:48:30] though if that's that well this is like
[01:48:32] this is an advantage on crime not enough
[01:48:34] yeah me me me see right there yeah see
[01:48:41] right there yeah well if you hear
[01:48:44] someone it's better to swing them that
[01:48:45] let them swing it to you also oh okay
[01:48:49] I don't want to go too in depth and like
[01:48:51] fly your brain bro but like like in
[01:48:54] rainbow you want to do one more those
[01:48:55] we'll do one more do more that was
[01:48:57] actually fun and shit I like that it's
[01:48:58] quick. Bro, okay, um, one thing I'll tell you in Siege is there's like, is there like
[01:49:04] distance advantage if someone's farther? Do they get to see you first? Yeah, kind of like
[01:49:10] sort of. It's more about Pika's advantage. Like it's more about Pika's advantage.
[01:49:14] Bro, that's the thing. If you hear someone, it's better and he's close to you. It's better
[01:49:19] for you to swing him than him to swing you because you see him first. Yes. Wait,
[01:49:25] It's a mood up if I'm farther away should I be swinging or wait no if you're far
[01:49:33] If you're close to him and he knows where you are it's better for you to swing him before he gets the jump on you
[01:49:41] But I don't know like fry your brain. I want to kind of keep it simple fight
[01:49:51] Come on, Mooda come on Mooda
[01:49:55] I'm trying not to like uh over complicate it for you though.
[01:50:07] Just swing or be swung bro I got it.
[01:50:09] Yes like literally though like swing or be swung.
[01:50:15] I feel like sometimes you'll know when you should swing and when you should not swing.
[01:50:26] Oh my chat is saying that unbind Crouch.
[01:50:29] Cause I'm like doing it too much.
[01:50:32] The thing his chat is, if he does unbind Crouch, it's just gonna fuck him up more right now.
[01:50:37] Like I was using Crouch, so I was like...
[01:50:42] I'm in me!
[01:50:45] like you see I was in the I was in your approach method till I was like the
[01:50:52] second highest rank in the game bro so you're good I like it it turns me on to
[01:50:55] I love hitting that shot
[01:50:59] chat does crouching mess up my accuracy though no no crouching makes your
[01:51:05] accuracy better oh stable Ronaldo in the chat what do you even do Ron shove a
[01:51:11] keyboard up your ass
[01:51:15] It's real fuckers!
[01:51:17] I got destroyed and I did it!
[01:51:19] Let us hunt.
[01:51:21] Huh, bro, it's just like chai, it's just fucking.
[01:51:23] People can laugh, whatever.
[01:51:25] People can laugh, people can laugh.
[01:51:27] Watch this shit, Muda, don't peek him.
[01:51:29] Okay, fine, go.
[01:51:31] I just feel like my bullets go fucking everywhere, man.
[01:51:35] Well, we'll keep this crouch and shoot him.
[01:51:37] Okay, fine, go.
[01:51:39] I just feel like my bullets go fucking everywhere, man.
[01:51:41] Well, we'll keep this crouch and shoot him.
[01:51:43] well won't you just crouch and shoot like um what's the venom it's way easier
[01:51:54] left side I think jumpy get some song
[01:51:59] He's behind that body. He's behind it. Swing him. Don't be scared. Swing him. See, he's
[01:52:09] in there. See, if you let him, if you let him, if you there, he's just going to kill
[01:52:16] you. You have to swing him there. Amateur. Get you on, kid. That's all of me, bitch.
[01:52:29] I need Vandal. I'm just getting ranged. I'm just getting ranged. I need Vandal. I'm
[01:52:42] just getting ranged. Watch this. Ready? Now I get swingy. Now I get swingy. Oh. Stop
[01:52:56] right up right get him get him
[01:53:04] Bro, it's like my my my bullets are doing that
[01:53:13] No, it's not got got to work
[01:53:15] I
[01:53:24] Never jump I remember that
[01:53:27] Never jump why am I jumping?
[01:53:30] Fuck this fuck ass game. Honestly
[01:53:36] Joe boy you're doing good
[01:53:38] nice
[01:53:45] I like that though. I like that though.
[01:53:47] Like you'll, but you'll have a feeling if he's there or not and you just swing him there, it's better.
[01:53:52] It's all just, you feel, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all feel.
[01:54:01] Bro, how are we losing? Okay, Muta, enter like God mode and win this game solo. Like enter God mode. I'm gonna swear.
[01:54:15] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[01:54:25] What are you talking about?
[01:54:27] All right. All right.
[01:54:29] I'm gonna just kill them all.
[01:54:31] Go, Ahmed! Go!
[01:54:45] He's one. He's one shot.
[01:54:47] Jake's dead!
[01:54:49] Dude, I had to walk him down there.
[01:54:51] I had to walk him down there.
[01:54:53] bro I had to walk him down there shit oh no okay so this is gonna be tough yo
[01:55:03] this hey man this is not gonna be going good bro I'm gonna be honest like this
[01:55:07] looks a little off yo I don't even think like I'm not even gonna be able to
[01:55:11] prep for this bro because I have a flight tonight I got an IRL like I'm
[01:55:15] not gonna be prepped for this shit bro hey you need to blast like heroin up
[01:55:21] your ass and just kill everybody tomorrow that's what it is you're like I'll lock in I'll try I'll
[01:55:27] listen and shit but bro you're gonna need to literally yeah yeah yeah it is it is you gotta kill
[01:55:31] shit bro bro but but yeah it is up to me bro it really is just yeah it is up to me yes bro you
[01:55:39] have to go fucking ham tomorrow look bro I'm gonna see you tomorrow man because if I stay on this
[01:55:43] game I'm gonna get tilted it's Wednesday it's Wednesday though is it tomorrow no it's Friday
[01:55:48] Bro, it's Friday. Okay. All right that all right. All right, Muda. Hey yo peace out, bro
[01:55:54] Us man. I'll see you on Friday, bro. I'll see you on Friday. I'll take care
[01:55:57] We lost yeah, we lost chat. I don't got the heart to tell him
[01:56:01] Yeah, I just went to three and 15 like
[01:56:04] Yo, it's like when I play Valorant. It's okay when I play siege my gun goes like this
[01:56:11] When I play Valorant my gun goes
[01:56:13] Like, that's where my bullets go.
[01:56:16] Whenever I play Vateran or CS, my bullets will do this.
[01:56:19] Duh!
[01:56:22] And then if I tap fire, it's like,
[01:56:23] duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
[01:56:26] And then the other guy's like,
[01:56:27] duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,
[01:56:28] and he's fucking perfect.
[01:56:34] So it's like tap fire and get off less damage per second
[01:56:37] or spray and then my bullets go everywhere.
[01:56:43] So we have time for a Fortnite game.
[01:56:45] Let's grab a Fortnite game and then we're going to open fan mail.
[01:56:49] I have time for a Fortnite game.
[01:56:51] Jack, you guys know I'm pushing for Unreal soon.
[01:56:53] That marathon's coming up.
[01:56:55] I'm going to go pee real quick.
[01:57:13] you
[01:58:13] I don't want to downplay my emotions they say beauty is pain.
[01:58:42] What's up guys? You are looking at a future Unreal player.
[01:58:46] Jinxie, what do you mean? You're not going to be Unreal.
[01:58:49] Buddy, I have an Unreal 4-Night marathon coming up soon.
[01:58:57] I don't want to downplay my emotion.
[01:59:02] Is that his plan?
[01:59:05] They say beauty is pain.
[01:59:08] Shadow Zen plan!
[01:59:16] Oh my god, Zen is playing.
[01:59:18] Can we watch Zeny?
[01:59:21] Zeny plan, Zeny plan!
[01:59:27] Guys, I can only watch for 20 minutes though, or 18 minutes, cause then I have to go.
[01:59:31] I'll do fan mail.
[01:59:38] The mechanics of the Scott stage.
[01:59:48] New ball.
[01:59:49] Go.
[01:59:50] Oh, that's coming.
[01:59:57] New ball.
[01:59:59] Go.
[02:00:20] put themselves on match point so it wants to go low and you can't do enough.
[02:00:25] Exotic, what a stop, but then you got to move forward.
[02:00:28] 25 seconds right now and you get the ball in your hand and they keep it there.
[02:00:32] Can they score a zin?
[02:00:33] Go as far as they can't get it.
[02:00:34] Stizzy, the rest of the team doesn't have a boost here.
[02:00:36] So now Wavy is going to want to play this close.
[02:00:39] They're going to want to run down the clock.
[02:00:41] He messed up. Exotic messed up.
[02:00:43] Well, for everybody, the flexibility does as well.
[02:00:45] Last opportunity.
[02:00:46] Stizzy, players at the ball, the top stop of the coverage.
[02:00:49] covered and exotics missed it entirely so now only have they missed the chance they've lost the game
[02:00:58] how did they fuck that up what happened who missed did exotic miss again
[02:01:07] did exotic miss again are you fucking serious
[02:01:10] bro I don't even y'all what the fuck bro
[02:01:21] Chemin rip right game Mikey they get a bottle I keep follow no problem thinking
[02:01:27] about it oh Zen miss an open net earlier chat if they lose that they're not
[02:01:33] out right surely they're not out surely they're not out right surely they're
[02:01:36] out. There's no way they're out if they lose, right?
[02:01:46] Okay, I'm gonna do one game before now, then I'm gonna open fan mail.
[02:01:52] Ah, it's just group stage. That'll be fine. That'll be fine. That'll be fine.
[02:01:56] Mortalize, second of all, no kitten.
[02:02:00] Chad, we're currently gold one, okay?
[02:02:03] I'm trying to get to unreal.
[02:02:06] Let's see if we can log in a nice little win for the boys.
[02:02:10] I have so many good skins, bro.
[02:02:12] Chad, I have so many good skins.
[02:02:19] I'm going to do this messy one.
[02:02:22] Bro, his feet are pink on this.
[02:02:26] Chad, how much do you want to bet in real life?
[02:02:28] Messi's calves have lightning bolts when he sleeps.
[02:02:32] How much do you want to bet, bro?
[02:02:36] Grown-assed man, by the way.
[02:02:39] I'ma take a nap, let me know.
[02:02:42] Yo, guys, this isn't Low Stream.
[02:02:49] Guys, it's not Low Sport Low Stream, bro.
[02:02:51] I bet your throat is sore is it aware of its existence chat I'm saying bro what
[02:03:12] hey after this game a new family after this game I'll get a quick little win
[02:03:18] Quick little win, easy peasy, lemon squeezy, nothing crazy.
[02:03:38] Chad, you are looking at a future Unreal Fortnite player in about 2 weeks, 3 weeks, 4 weeks.
[02:03:48] Now chat I'm not gonna get to unreal
[02:03:56] guys, I'm not gonna get to unreal with
[02:04:00] Mechanics, I'm not gonna get to unreal with builds or edits. I'm gonna get to unreal with this thing right here
[02:04:10] I'm not putting on my forehead. I'm putting behind it into my brain
[02:04:13] me. Fortnite is a game where you can reach the top rank by being smart, bro. You don't
[02:04:20] have to run around like a little 12 year old and go through a triple at it every 5 seconds.
[02:04:24] You can just play smart and just rank up. It's that easy. Literally, bro. It's that
[02:04:30] They're freaking easy.
[02:04:43] Whoa, what is this POI? It looks like...
[02:04:48] What is this?
[02:04:50] Massey.
[02:04:56] POP!
[02:05:00] Perfect pump!
[02:05:10] Bro, it's such a stream slap.
[02:05:15] So blatant.
[02:05:16] At least that guy was whole- or friendly.
[02:05:20] Sweet!
[02:05:21] I
[02:05:40] Why do not build why do not build bro, I should have built why do not build what the fuck am I doing?
[02:05:47] Dance if you're in the stream dance if you're in the stream dance if you're in the stream
[02:05:57] Maybe he's not slapping
[02:06:01] Bro, I should have just built. Oh my god, it's so easy
[02:06:06] Bro this game is so fucking easy win and doubt just build it out win and doubt build it out win and doubt build it out win and doubt build it out
[02:06:12] Bro, but Chad, I feel like he's in the stream because why would he get a kill and then stand
[02:06:19] still?
[02:06:20] Like, that's just something a stream's not going to do.
[02:06:23] Okay, wait, Chad, let's, okay, let's rip fan mail.
[02:06:29] Let's go.
[02:06:30] I don't want to queue another game because, bro, I have to rip fan mail because bro,
[02:06:33] I actually have a flight and I have a so much fan mail.
[02:06:36] Now, Chad, here's the question, guys.
[02:06:41] Okay.
[02:06:42] Chad, here's the question, okay?
[02:06:47] Do you want this camera for fan mail?
[02:06:51] The OG, okay.
[02:06:54] Ugh, god, acne, acne, ugh.
[02:07:01] Bro, I hate when acne just spawns in.
[02:07:04] Jesus.
[02:07:05] Jack, this camera or our new and improved, this camera.
[02:07:13] Yeah.
[02:07:15] Look at the difference.
[02:07:24] Look at the difference, bro.
[02:07:27] Oh my God.
[02:07:30] Oh my God.
[02:07:31] Look at the difference.
[02:07:34] The wrong sperm won the race.
[02:07:40] What was that noise?
[02:07:40] Was that Fortnite?
[02:07:41] Or Riot Launcher?
[02:07:44] Okay, kittens.
[02:07:48] Guys, it's so, bro, it's so nice.
[02:07:50] This is gonna be so, but dude, oh my God,
[02:07:52] it's so pretty.
[02:07:54] You can see my bolds perfectly.
[02:07:56] Look at that.
[02:07:58] Bro, this camera's really good.
[02:08:00] Wow.
[02:08:03] Troy, think of it in front.
[02:08:04] plates you're one chat we have 50 packages of fan mail well technically 51 packages
[02:08:12] chat we have 50 packages this is going to be a lot of fan mail bro i'm very excited for this
[02:08:17] i'm very excited for this man they say beauty is pain
[02:08:27] ladies and gentlemen it is time to lock in bro
[02:08:30] Che, look at my quads. Dude, holy quads. Che, do you guys see this? This is what a real footballer looks like, Chad. This is what a real footballer looks like.
[02:08:43] Do you see those quads, bro? I could literally punch somebody in the fucking head hard.
[02:08:51] Oh my gosh, sweet chicken legs. Yeah, man. Shut up guys. We have 50 packages.
[02:09:07] Now check. Does it look good? Cause like I'm ready to start bro. Does it look good? Cause bro, like I could, I could grab, I could zoom in, I could zoom out. I could go, I could go, I could go.
[02:09:20] I could go here, here, sweet.
[02:09:25] Guys, I actually upgraded my set up.
[02:09:28] Yes!
[02:09:30] Sun goes negative auto, David negative auto.
[02:09:33] Okay, remove the green screen.
[02:09:37] She's up all night to get some.
[02:09:39] I got you.
[02:09:42] Good call, skid.
[02:09:43] Good call, skid.
[02:09:44] Alright, I'm gonna get a bottle of water and then I'm good to go.
[02:09:51] I'm gonna get a bottle of water.
[02:09:53] Lock the fuck in!
[02:10:44] Guys, I'm fired up, let's do this, y'all.
[02:10:59] Upgrading my drink inventory.
[02:11:02] Guys, I'm so excited, let's do this, y'all!
[02:11:10] Thank you.
[02:12:40] Easy one shot low HP Gigi fucking me easy
[02:12:45] Yeah, what's good type of one in the chat if you're horny two in the chat if you're nerdy three in the chat if you're confused by the question
[02:12:52] seven in the chat if you like penis
[02:12:57] How about you chat on
[02:13:01] Seven in the chat if you like penis
[02:13:04] Okay, bro. Let's do this y'all guys this camera looks 4k. This is gonna be the best fan mail ever
[02:13:10] I'm excited to see what the YouTube comments are on this video
[02:13:17] Like I look they're gonna think I'm like AI
[02:13:21] Chat what dude I have coffee tongue
[02:13:25] Guys, no, don't say you I don't eat ass. It's just coffee tongue
[02:13:28] Gigi fucking easy one shot low HP Gigi fucking easy chat. I don't know it's like terrible
[02:13:42] but catchy I don't know how to explain it honestly.
[02:13:50] Hey JXD so coffee tongue isn't a thing. Oh yeah bro. Talk to a daily coffee drinker
[02:13:56] Every daily coffee drinker will tell you coffee tongue is a thing you are a jackass my boy. Let them be honest. You are a jackass
[02:14:15] Okay guys let's not waste any more time
[02:14:19] We got
[02:14:22] 50
[02:14:24] Hey, hey, YouTube if you're watching this video you might notice the camera quality is finally good. Yes
[02:14:31] I finally bought a camera. I'm not AI generated. I'm not cloned. This is
[02:14:37] The highest quality camera we've ever had for family
[02:14:42] Let's do this 50 packages lock in first package of the day it's a Amazon Prime gift from
[02:14:50] He misspelled Jinxie JYNXSI
[02:14:54] All right
[02:14:59] Dude the camera looks good. Oh my gosh chat. I've never bro. This our first time actually like using it
[02:15:05] Oh, I probably need something to melee with a
[02:15:10] I probably something to melee with I mean, I don't know if I should just go bare-handed, bro
[02:15:20] Frank, I need a, um, I need a knife, chat a knife.
[02:15:25] Oh, this should work.
[02:15:27] Bottle cap opener.
[02:15:29] Sweep!
[02:15:36] Burst fan mail out of day.
[02:15:39] Lock in.
[02:15:41] Whoa!
[02:15:43] Is that...
[02:15:46] Is this Kermit the Frog?
[02:15:49] I think it's covered the frog sweet. Okay. What's this?
[02:15:57] Funko Pop, baby
[02:16:01] The Darth Maul Funko Pop has reared its head around the corner yet again. How many oh he sent in a book to
[02:16:10] Pigeons. Okay. This guy knows all the lore. Oh
[02:16:15] also
[02:16:17] Chat, if you're watching this video on YouTube, which I'm going to call it, what country are
[02:16:24] you watching from?
[02:16:27] Chat, last thing, he's sent in four individual objects.
[02:16:33] I've actually never seen someone do this.
[02:16:35] And yeah, Twitch chat, what country are you watching from?
[02:16:40] You're utterly awesome.
[02:16:42] Oh, bro, it's wholesome, chat.
[02:16:45] The otter is always here to remind you.
[02:16:47] Thank you, mother way.
[02:16:49] Yo, legitimately, man, what a W, bro.
[02:16:51] Very kind, very sweet, very wholesome and beautiful.
[02:16:55] Just a very beautiful start to fan mail.
[02:16:59] Second fan mail out of day, or dare I say,
[02:17:03] next fan mail today?
[02:17:10] Switzerland, Poland, South Africa,
[02:17:12] Brazil, USA, Netherlands, Canada,
[02:17:15] Oh, Canada.
[02:17:19] This scares me.
[02:17:20] This exact box design looks like.
[02:17:35] Interesting packaging to say the least.
[02:17:36] I don't, interesting packaging.
[02:17:45] Oh my god, it's a knife!
[02:17:51] Wait, could it be a CS knife?
[02:17:54] Can't I say Karembi Dopa?
[02:17:58] No, it's actually a real knife.
[02:18:01] Guys, guys, it's like a real knife.
[02:18:04] Whoa, it's sharp.
[02:18:07] Chad, it's real.
[02:18:13] Relax?
[02:18:14] Yeah, I know, I'm not going to like, I'm not going to accidentally.
[02:18:18] Bro!
[02:18:19] Look at this, it's glossy too!
[02:18:24] Woo!
[02:18:25] Bro, the new camera actually makes everything look better.
[02:18:28] Bro, it looks so nice, Chad!
[02:18:31] Holy crud!
[02:18:35] It's so sticky.
[02:18:36] Chad why are knives sticky? I don't understand Chad of wire knives sticky
[02:18:44] Well, and then he's sent in oil oil oh
[02:18:48] Then he sent in oh my god. I can keep it in here. So look at this
[02:18:54] Dude that is okay, W. Man's bro. Let's say to me
[02:18:58] Chad I can't now I can wait. I can actually use this knife in fan mail
[02:19:02] I can like cut boxes with it if need be like if need be
[02:19:16] Another gift box from Amazon
[02:19:23] Oh, there's a note there's a note I
[02:19:25] I've sent all of the other soccer bottles and a soccer balls and a letter
[02:19:32] Jinxie, I want to be your workout coach ex collegiate soccer player
[02:19:36] What?
[02:19:38] It's the messy ball again.
[02:19:57] I have five of these now.
[02:20:03] It's a messy ball.
[02:20:10] Oh wait, the note in the box.
[02:20:15] This is the nice guy.
[02:20:17] Oh no, never mind.
[02:20:18] Never mind, same note.
[02:20:19] It's the same note, same note, same note, same note.
[02:20:26] Bro, Alex like, love you to death, kid.
[02:20:28] But bro, I think you already said this.
[02:20:31] Alex, are you sending these every week?
[02:20:37] It's the same ball.
[02:20:40] Alex, you sending one of these a week?
[02:20:45] He sends one ball every like two weeks.
[02:20:47] And it's this,
[02:20:50] what is this?
[02:20:52] Chad, what is this?
[02:20:59] Uh.
[02:21:01] Chad, what is this? Oh, Jamaican hats? Jamaican hat? Put it on? Put it on. Chad, I'm gonna put it on.
[02:21:17] Bro, this looks cool. What? Chad, this looks sick, bro. Yo!
[02:21:26] Oh, guys, I kind of look like a baddie.
[02:21:32] I kind of look like a baddie.
[02:21:33] Chad, why is everybody saying bumblecloth?
[02:21:35] What does that mean?
[02:21:38] Chad, look cool.
[02:21:40] This side would look if I was a girl, Chad.
[02:21:44] Bumblecloth.
[02:21:51] Jinxie, I would definitely crack you.
[02:21:53] I look you look like a baddie though. No, I kind of look like a baddie right there
[02:22:02] Why are people retweeting that?
[02:22:03] Yo chat, I want to be clear when I say this bro. Nobody's cracking anybody in this channel man
[02:22:08] Like guys, this is a chill stream where we play video games and have a couple of laughs, bro
[02:22:14] Nobody's cracking anybody man. If this is a wholesome positive gaming environment
[02:22:23] It is. Oh, Xbox game. Oh, G Xbox game probably. Whoa. Oh my God. It's got this number on it.
[02:22:39] Gears of war. I've heard about this game. I heard this game is beat. Gears of war. Hello.
[02:22:52] Have any questions? Text me here. If you just let me know, please.
[02:22:57] Anybody who helped text me here, I don't want to show his number.
[02:23:01] Chat, is Gears of War a peak video game franchise?
[02:23:05] Aren't there multiple of these? Aren't there multiple?
[02:23:09] Is it only on Xbox 360 though?
[02:23:12] Or could you play it on a new Xbox?
[02:23:17] I didn't leak. I didn't leak. I didn't leak.
[02:23:22] I don't know. Y'all could not see it. There's no way. I don't know. Y'all could not see that.
[02:23:36] Oh my god, I forgot it's a 4K camera now too. I forgot it's a 4K camera.
[02:23:42] Movie disc. Shawshank Redemption. Bro, this is one of my favorite movies ever. Chad Shawshank
[02:23:59] Redemption. This guy sent this from London? From Timmy. Bro, this is one of my favorite
[02:24:07] movies ever. Oh my gosh. He sent the disk to Shawshank Redemption. Oh my goodness. Bros from
[02:24:20] Timmy? What do you mean from Timmy? Jinxing 4k means we could see addresses and phone
[02:24:26] numbers easier. Okay, so I'll just extra lock in. I'll just extra lock in. Yeah, Shawshank
[02:24:35] Redemption is literally incredible.
[02:24:37] This one here is from Colin.
[02:24:40] Colin in a place called a Denton, Texas.
[02:24:43] Never heard of that.
[02:24:44] I'm going to Texas tomorrow.
[02:24:46] I'll train back to Boston and we're...
[02:24:57] It's me with my kid.
[02:25:05] it's me with my kitty headset bro what
[02:25:12] yo that's actually good oh my god he did a one-of-one bottle right on the note
[02:25:17] to bro that's actually good slay that's clean you leech the bottom left it's
[02:25:26] just signature bro he look he made me mug in this one preach preach check he
[02:25:34] Hey, look, he made me mug in this one.
[02:25:35] He look, he made me mug.
[02:25:41] Bottom left for camera?
[02:25:42] Oh.
[02:25:45] Well, that's my PO box address.
[02:25:47] I'll just open it up.
[02:25:51] Next fan mail, out of date!
[02:25:57] Ow, God, that actually hurt.
[02:25:59] Ow!
[02:26:01] I didn't know what I did.
[02:26:04] Is it close?
[02:26:11] Yo, it's like a gigantic hoodie.
[02:26:19] Whoa!
[02:26:21] This is kind of nice, bro.
[02:26:24] It's like a gigantic hoodie with a mallet in it.
[02:26:28] Is it merch?
[02:26:31] Valentine!
[02:26:34] VVAT? I don't think this is VVAT, bro. This is like, this is a different brand. I don't know what this is.
[02:26:41] Too small? Nah, it's, bro. These, these are big.
[02:26:45] These are big, chat. These are big. This is not VVAT.
[02:26:48] Well, Jack, can I fit in those, you think?
[02:26:54] There's no no.
[02:26:56] Oh wait, there's a note.
[02:26:58] Jack, can I fit in that hoodie? What do you think? Honestly?
[02:27:03] I feel like I'm a pretty skinny guy, like to be honest.
[02:27:07] Like, you guys say I'm fat, but I feel like I'm pretty skinny.
[02:27:11] Read first.
[02:27:13] Borrowed.
[02:27:15] Bro, you put it underneath the thing.
[02:27:18] Hey, Jinxie slash jitty.
[02:27:20] My name is Leonardo Forrest. I'm from, I'm a 17 year old from South Australia.
[02:27:25] I've been playing Siege since I was one shout out to my big brother for putting me on and I've been watching you ever since you
[02:27:30] Won't be one to Meekle so quite a while ago
[02:27:32] That is a OG you have always you have and always will be my favorite creator
[02:27:37] And I want to thank you for putting a smile on millions of people's faces every day. That's enough yapping for me
[02:27:42] I don't want the chat to get bored. I say you some clothes from my brand Glacier named it after Siege
[02:27:46] Hope you enjoy them love from down under Leo
[02:27:49] Sweet W Leo in the chat man Leo. Thank you, bro
[02:27:53] Thank you, man, said he's not a paid chatter. He just holds do you remember next fan mail
[02:28:08] today. Red Dead Redemption one game of the year edition. Wait, Red Dead Redemption one,
[02:28:19] game of the year. In its year it came out. Red Dead Redemption 1 game of the year edition.
[02:28:30] Holy mother of God. There's no no. Brogis.
[02:28:37] Oh, there's a note. Public slash read on stream. Yo, JC, I got you a Red Dead Redemption game
[02:28:44] of the year. This game is peak. I'm glad you enjoyed the other gifts. This part is private.
[02:28:49] Red Dead Redemption 1. Chat, which one is better? Red Dead Redemption 1 or Red Dead Redemption 2? Which one is better? Which one is better?
[02:29:03] What is this? Wait, is that another? Dude, that might be another chivas, kid. I'm not
[02:29:18] another one yo this is clean well it's a player it's a player can bet Camber
[02:29:33] on this shot Camber on this shot China's this guy good is this guy good dude
[02:29:39] another Chiba's kid this one looks legit this one looks legit bro
[02:29:48] H. Gambaronecha. Is that is he good? Bro, I mean, do you know me, bro? If you give me
[02:29:58] a football kit, I'm aware, bro. I like how just like comfy they are. Hugo, his name's
[02:30:05] Hugo. Club America better. Yeah, I heard this like a big rivalry. Whoa! This guy
[02:30:16] I said a big book, but he said read first from Travis and Olivia from Travis and Olivia.
[02:30:33] To Jimmy. Hello, Jinxie. This is a gift from me and my girlfriend. We love to watch your videos. Hopefully it helps because I know you struggle with your weight.
[02:30:40] PS I hope the chemo is going well and if you dare step foot in Buffalo, New York
[02:30:48] I will turn you into a chicken wing.
[02:30:54] Alright can't really read that but chicken wing.
[02:31:00] Meal prep, your way to weight loss, alright guys, yet again, I'm 5 foot 10, 160 pounds,
[02:31:11] I'm literally in fine shape, enough!
[02:31:16] I've been hearing about this for years, bro, do I look fat?
[02:31:21] Is this fat?
[02:31:23] And that, is that fat?
[02:31:26] I literally have like, I have like a low spilt, nerfed.
[02:31:31] I have like a nerfed low spilt.
[02:31:36] Pepperonis, yeah, I don't know why.
[02:31:37] Dude, I wish I had Ron's nipples.
[02:31:40] And I know this is gonna sound weird,
[02:31:41] but dude, Ron has perfect little nips.
[02:31:43] My nips are big.
[02:31:44] Ron has like perfect little nips.
[02:31:47] I've got a little house to explain it to.
[02:31:49] Ron is the cutest nipples I've ever seen. I'm not kidding. Holy estrogen. Yo, buddy,
[02:32:00] I can't get estrogen. That's not how that works. That's not how that works. Nice try
[02:32:07] on the insult. Jinxie. Loose is just a baby and he's so cute. When I saw this squishy of
[02:32:16] of him. I knew you had to have it. Love you and I'm stoked for the sanctuary and
[02:32:21] Fortnite tournament. PS, can you text a picture of the most toy to Rob?
[02:32:29] This is a toy of most, he said. It's a toy of most.
[02:32:41] Guys, I don't have estrogens. That's not how that works, bro.
[02:32:46] How is this love's cute and squeezy?
[02:32:54] How is this love's portal stevie?
[02:33:03] Do I like do I open it?
[02:33:07] Yeah.
[02:33:09] Bro, this is actually cute, bro.
[02:33:15] So you're saying this chipmunk is Lowe's chat.
[02:33:18] What is this a chipmunk or a guinea pig?
[02:33:22] And he wants,
[02:33:29] bro, this, this does kind of look like Lowe's.
[02:33:31] I'm not even kidding.
[02:33:33] It's PSA 10 Lowe's hamster.
[02:33:35] Chad's Lowe's with like a cowboy hat, dude.
[02:33:40] Chad, it's Lowe's with like a cowboy hat.
[02:33:42] Yo Jinx, your camera is too perfect.
[02:33:46] So for literal years, bro, you have said a million times that I can't.
[02:33:53] For literal years, you have said that my camera sucks, okay?
[02:33:57] Now I finally upgrade my camera and you're saying camera is too perfect.
[02:34:01] Yo, people in the YouTube comments, do you guys like the camera, yes or no?
[02:34:07] Here we go again, old thought next door written by Quan Mills and it's actually
[02:34:11] a real book. Yo, I've been sent this book literally 25 times in two years. I have been
[02:34:18] sent this book 25 times in two years. Stop twitching your legs, bro. That's ADHD, bro.
[02:34:22] You decide it's what I have ADHD. I'm not reading a page of the book. Chicky. It's
[02:34:41] It's like chocolate.
[02:34:42] Yes!
[02:34:45] Hi, Jinxy, I love your stream so much.
[02:34:47] And then you brought the last.
[02:34:48] I used to eat these cookies when I was little.
[02:34:50] They are from El Salvador.
[02:34:51] I hope you enjoy them.
[02:34:52] God bless you always from Jackie.
[02:34:54] Sweet!
[02:34:56] El Salvador cookies.
[02:35:03] Yeah, High-Vives is typing self-order.
[02:35:06] High-Vives, I don't order food to myself, bro.
[02:35:09] I'm not an idiot.
[02:35:11] Chad look at this cookie all the way from El Salvador's bro Chad look at that
[02:35:41] It's not laced.
[02:35:48] That's all so good.
[02:35:55] I'm gooning to this.
[02:35:58] So you're sitting here watching me open a PO box of fan mail, which is supposed to be
[02:36:03] a wholesome weekly segment and you're jerking off.
[02:36:08] Whoa, what is this?
[02:36:10] Bro, it's a bracelet.
[02:36:13] Chats a base bracelet and it says ball ride.
[02:36:18] But we know it says bazaar.
[02:36:21] Bro headed a rare one.
[02:36:23] No pad.
[02:36:27] Hey, JC, my name is Ali and I've been watching your stream since 2024.
[02:36:31] You're really funny and you're one of my favorite streamers alongside KSO.
[02:36:34] My favorite streams are when you two collab because you guys are super funny together.
[02:36:38] Anyway, I made you a bracelet after seeing someone from a previous stand will send you one. I hope it's not too big, but it would make me super happy if you were. Thank you for all the daily streams.
[02:36:46] The content is always entertaining. Keep doing what you're doing because you always manage to put a smile on mine and I'm sure thousands of people to face every day.
[02:36:53] I love you. P.S. Could you please say hi to my cat, Mr Darcy. He loves you too. That is a cute name. Mr Darcy. What up, man?
[02:37:01] Shall I look at this, bro?
[02:37:03] This is sweet.
[02:37:04] Dude, it's literally a bracelet and it says, it's all right.
[02:37:08] Guys, I'm not paying these chatters.
[02:37:11] Yo guys, you guys realize in the chat, not everyone spews hate for six hours then goes
[02:37:17] to bed.
[02:37:18] Like, bro, just because you spew hate all the time doesn't mean that everybody, like,
[02:37:23] bro, there are people in the chat who just genuinely are trying to have a good
[02:37:27] time.
[02:37:30] Every time somebody says something wholesome, you guys say paid chatter, as if I'm paying people.
[02:37:42] We got a book, boys, we got a book.
[02:37:47] Disgraced Retribution, written by Xander Foley. I've never heard of this.
[02:37:54] Whoa, it's a big book.
[02:37:56] What is this bro?
[02:38:06] Read at the ending?
[02:38:09] What like skip to the end?
[02:38:12] Can you read?
[02:38:13] Does it know how to read?
[02:38:14] Can you read?
[02:38:16] Can you read?
[02:38:17] It's AI slop.
[02:38:21] Read the back?
[02:38:23] A ruptus, a continent sounded by the ocean. The land was ruled by three separate nations under three kingdoms. Not one ruled eruptus in its entirety.
[02:38:32] Three individuals are inevitably responsible to change the future. A slave who can't remember where he originates. A maid who was framed for an awful murder.
[02:38:39] And a king who was outcasted from his own kingdom. There is no going back.
[02:38:43] I spoiled.
[02:38:46] But guys, that's the intro. Aren't you always supposed to do that?
[02:38:53] AI stream no guys my streams not AI because I have created my camera guys if
[02:39:00] this was AI would I do this
[02:39:06] guys if this was AI what I'd be able to do that probably not if it was AI
[02:39:14] would have been able to do that. Yes, bro. W Jigglephysic. Sweet. Next fan mail to the day.
[02:39:24] Another book. The Family Crackhead. And guess what? This isn't the first time I've been sent this.
[02:39:33] Like, I don't know why you guys feel the need to send me these books over and over and over.
[02:39:38] And if you type, if you type, I'm grateful in the chat, I'm going to lose it.
[02:39:42] I'm very grateful. I don't want you to send me the family Crockhead book 20 times
[02:39:52] Somebody said it's a peak read like you're an idiot man next day. I'm out of there. Whoa. Whoa
[02:40:04] This guy knows me so well
[02:40:06] Okay, this guy's a real supporter.
[02:40:10] Not only does he know that I wear slides every single day, these are messy slides.
[02:40:14] He sends me Tampa Bay Buccaneers slides.
[02:40:18] Switch!
[02:40:19] Bro, but I think my feet are bigger than this.
[02:40:21] Chad, I think my feet are bigger.
[02:40:25] Let's test this out.
[02:40:30] I feel like my feet are bigger.
[02:40:32] Pardon?
[02:40:33] Pardon?
[02:40:34] Dude, he's that bigger than that one for the 9,000 fucking time!
[02:40:50] Yo, I'm not even kidding. I think these are, dude, I think my feet are too big.
[02:40:54] I think my feet are too big. Mi-ha!
[02:40:57] I think my feet are too big, bro. I'm not even kidding.
[02:41:00] Guys, big feet. You know what that means.
[02:41:03] Next time on the day, whoa, the Deutschland!
[02:41:10] Fervol from Germany!
[02:41:14] Spekens in Deutsch?
[02:41:19] Nopper.
[02:41:22] Yo, it's chocolate.
[02:41:24] Oh, my God, it's German chocolate.
[02:41:26] Kinder, Kinder Bueno.
[02:41:32] you know.
[02:41:36] Well, Jojo's Bazaar Adventure manga bro I um I heard about this I watched one episode
[02:41:45] of this show like five years ago Jojo's Bazaar Adventure I've heard about this.
[02:41:55] Dude, Kinder Schรถckl-Bolz.
[02:41:59] Bro, this guy sent German chocolate.
[02:42:00] What an absolute legend.
[02:42:05] Can I try these?
[02:42:13] Chocolate from Germany.
[02:42:21] Try all of them, aren't I well?
[02:42:25] This is so good.
[02:42:54] This is like a ton of... Bro, Chet, do you know the wafers?
[02:42:59] It's like wafers, but it has chocolate stuffing.
[02:43:05] Bro, it's like wafers, but it has chocolate stuffing.
[02:43:09] And then he sent this.
[02:43:12] Chet, have you guys heard of this?
[02:43:19] From Germany, Chet. This guy's from Deutschland.
[02:43:24] That is so good, bro.
[02:43:43] That is so good.
[02:43:44] And then you can have these.
[02:43:52] That's not an Edithon. Kinder Schackel Bonse.
[02:43:59] You Speckensydeutsch!
[02:44:04] Okay.
[02:44:14] This is one of the best things I've ever had in my life.
[02:44:19] One of the best things I've ever had in my life.
[02:44:22] Yeah, this is one of the best things I've ever had.
[02:44:24] Literally.
[02:44:25] Literally, like legitimately.
[02:44:31] Oh my God.
[02:44:34] JP?
[02:44:39] I've got a call?
[02:44:42] I've got a call.
[02:44:44] Yo, I've got a call.
[02:44:45] What up, bro?
[02:44:46] Yo, James.
[02:44:47] Okay, if you want the camera to focus, here's meta, okay?
[02:44:50] If you want the camera to focus on small objects,
[02:44:53] show the small object with one hand,
[02:44:55] and then with a flat palm, the back of the hand, right?
[02:45:00] With the flat palm, put it on the back of the product,
[02:45:03] covering your face.
[02:45:06] So you're like, you're covering the back.
[02:45:09] Like that.
[02:45:10] Like vertically.
[02:45:14] Wait, let me see.
[02:45:17] No, no, no. Okay hold the product with one hand and then lift the other hand take it vertically, right vertical hand like it
[02:45:25] Yep, and then back up behind the product
[02:45:29] And then you should focus
[02:45:32] Just like that. Well, you do that with smaller objects. Thanks. Bye guys. Yep. Don't worry bro
[02:45:37] Next time over the days
[02:45:42] What do you mean Patrick head pop?
[02:45:47] What the world AI data center, I'd rather be at the gay guy dating center.
[02:45:58] Shout out to y'all, bro. I'm a heterosexual male. I've said this 15,000 times.
[02:46:06] No, I got a freaking cowlick, bro.
[02:46:11] Oh my God.
[02:46:13] I'm not putting on the shirt like man. I'm not don't say I'm grateful. I'm not putting on the shirt, bro
[02:46:37] Next man mail to the day
[02:46:43] Is this like a dress? What is this, bro? Let's hear it immediately. What is this?
[02:46:53] Uh chat
[02:47:03] Oh
[02:47:05] He sent me I don't even know what this is
[02:47:07] Bro, it's like a tight hoodie, it's like a tight hoodie, bro.
[02:47:18] I look kind of comfy in this.
[02:47:20] Oh, it's like a Tyler one thing.
[02:47:23] Chad, it's like a muscle shirt.
[02:47:25] It's like a muscle shirt.
[02:47:26] Here, bro, hold up.
[02:47:27] Chad, I got you.
[02:47:28] Chad, it's like a muscle shirt, that's what it is here.
[02:47:37] I got y'all chat.
[02:47:39] Don't type, ew, by the way.
[02:47:40] Yep, there it is.
[02:47:41] Such an easy, free fire.
[02:47:44] So you guys are genuinely disgusted
[02:47:46] every time I take off a shirt?
[02:47:47] Really?
[02:47:48] Seriously?
[02:47:52] Bro, I'm a gym shark.
[02:47:54] I'm literally a gym shark.
[02:47:55] Watch this.
[02:48:01] But yeah, this is like a tie to the launcher, bro.
[02:48:03] I'm like a gym shark.
[02:48:04] Chad, look.
[02:48:05] I'm literally a gym shark.
[02:48:06] Look.
[02:48:07] You you know no like trouble right I kind of look like a gym shark right now
[02:48:21] You're a gym seal, okay.
[02:48:28] Magi, pain.
[02:48:38] You have those autistic arms.
[02:48:40] I don't even know what that means.
[02:48:41] Mav, scroll it up.
[02:48:43] Chad, this is like a Joe Bart hoodie, though.
[02:48:50] Yeah, this is like a Joe Bart hoodie. You know what I'm saying? He's low key right
[02:49:00] This dude this is a Tyler one like fit though
[02:49:06] You look like Joe farder-losey
[02:49:11] Next I found out other day. I believe it's a poster or a blanket or a shirt
[02:49:19] What is that guys? What does this mean? Is this LGBT?
[02:49:30] It is your chat yet yet again guys. Yo, big shout out to LGBTQ chat. But guys, I I'm heterosexual.
[02:49:47] You guys keep another dude sent in this shirt here, bro.
[02:49:51] Like another dude sent in this.
[02:49:54] Like guys, I'm not, do you guys like,
[02:49:57] I think I have a boyfriend or something?
[02:50:03] Like, bro, why do you like, what, what?
[02:50:12] Like, what?
[02:50:14] It's Riley.
[02:50:14] No, I don't have a boyfriend.
[02:50:17] I don't have a way, it's not wrong!
[02:50:20] Next Samuel today.
[02:50:29] More dog food.
[02:50:30] Chad, I have one dog now and we have like 30 things of dog food.
[02:50:34] Wait, keep my bicep though.
[02:50:41] I know, Chad Stedge.
[02:50:42] But guys, I had like enough, you guys have sent me enough dog food for eight years.
[02:50:49] You guys have sent me enough dog food for eight years.
[02:50:51] Yes, bro, rest in peace, Jazzy.
[02:50:55] Rest in peace, Jazzy.
[02:50:56] Literally like sweetest, cutest dog ever.
[02:51:05] This one is from Miller.
[02:51:06] Yo, Chad, quick question.
[02:51:08] Do you guys shave your armpits? Yes or no?
[02:51:19] I feel like, dude, I like the must of it.
[02:51:24] You trim them?
[02:51:29] Oh, a mini football! With a note! Read first, Barad.
[02:51:39] It's not hygiene chat yo yo yo you can bro you can have good hygiene with armpits
[02:51:46] Bro, I put deodorant on these like almost like every other day. I put deodorant on here once every three days
[02:51:52] I put deodorant on here
[02:52:02] What do you do bro once every three days I throw on deodorant
[02:52:08] Hey, Jinxie, I'm a big fan. I've been watching your streams for a while now. You always make
[02:52:15] me smile. If you don't mind, please sign this ball and send it back to me. It would mean
[02:52:20] a lot. Thank you from Miller. Miller, I got you, buddy. Bro, when I was a kid, I would
[02:52:30] have mini balls like this. I don't have balls even like smaller. I would have mini
[02:52:35] balls and I would play in my dad's house and I would just kick into the glass
[02:52:38] door over and over with these balls. What do you mean question marks? What did I
[02:52:44] say that was weird right there? Oh when I was a kid yeah okay I played with balls
[02:52:49] sure. You guys take every word I say and twist it. Yes I'm gonna sign it I
[02:53:03] I got you Miller, I'm gonna put it here.
[02:53:05] I'm gonna sign it, I'm gonna give you my marker.
[02:53:08] Switch.
[02:53:12] We have so much fricking packages today.
[02:53:15] What a legendary day, honestly.
[02:53:17] Next time, Miller, out of the day.
[02:53:24] It is a football kit with a pole.
[02:53:28] What is this a, tell me, it's a, a, a, Paul, Nepal, Nepal, wait, what, Nepal, a football
[02:53:51] club. Nepal is a country. But chat, is this a football club? Oh, it's Nepal World Cup jersey.
[02:54:06] Chat, where is Nepal? What is Nepal next to? What is Nepal next to?
[02:54:12] Oh, it's next to India. Shout out to Nepal, bro. Bro, this is a cool jersey. It's a little
[02:54:23] mall in with a paw on it. This is a cool jersey, dude. It's kind of sick. Oh, here we go.
[02:54:33] Jinjang Ariki Sporting Goods, Fujian Province, from Asia, bro, from Asia, guys?
[02:54:47] Wait, it's Mount Everest country?
[02:54:50] Oh, Mount Everest is in Nepal, what?
[02:54:54] I did not even know that.
[02:54:56] Bro, let me put this on.
[02:55:03] I'm in front of my build. It just looks weird because I'm sitting down into my chair
[02:55:11] Nepal baby
[02:55:15] Dude, I did not know Mount Everest is in here guys seriously, you know, this is a really clean Jersey though like this is clean, bro
[02:55:22] Try look like a pro footballer
[02:55:27] Mount Everest is in multiple countries or it's actually that big pause
[02:55:31] That's what she said just kidding. No woman's ever said that to me
[02:55:35] Okay back back um we have more bags to more bags
[02:55:44] Whoa chat we got another shirt little bit of merchandise I
[02:55:49] Love freshmen. Okay
[02:55:51] Why would you say that?
[02:55:56] Like bro, what is wrong with your brain you spend like ten bucks on that shipping and everything
[02:56:05] I'm never wearing that I'm never gonna wear that shirt bro
[02:56:11] We got more merch
[02:56:16] Caleb Williams
[02:56:17] Sure. Listen, man, I'm not a Bears fan. My mom's a Bears fan because she lived in Chicago a lot of her life. But, um,
[02:56:24] the, I do Kayla Williams is probably the most disgustingly underrated quarterback in the NFL.
[02:56:31] There, there are literal NPCs who watch the NFL every week. And they think Jaylin Hertz is about her quarterback.
[02:56:41] This dude is the most underrated QB in the NFL.
[02:56:44] I'm not even kidding.
[02:56:45] Early prediction, Caleb Williams is gonna win an MVP
[02:56:48] in his career.
[02:56:50] Caleb Williams is so good.
[02:56:57] Caleb Williams is so good.
[02:57:02] God, bears.
[02:57:04] Chad, we got more, is it a merch or is it a?
[02:57:08] Can't breathalyze math.
[02:57:10] Okay, yo, guys chat obviously don't do math and drive.
[02:57:13] I don't, what is this?
[02:57:17] Oh yeah, also, if you got candle Williams in fantasy,
[02:57:20] I think he scored like 50 points last week.
[02:57:24] That hairline, LOL.
[02:57:27] What do you mean that hairline, LOL?
[02:57:29] I have a normal hairline.
[02:57:40] Oh my god!
[02:57:43] It's a messy cap!
[02:57:45] It's a messy cap.
[02:57:48] Can I look like him or not?
[02:57:55] Camila, whoa, whoa.
[02:57:57] Camila, whoa, whoa.
[02:57:59] Can I look like messy?
[02:58:01] Bro, what?
[02:58:03] That's hyper realistic.
[02:58:07] I am Leo Andreas Messi.
[02:58:09] I am greatest football player of all time.
[02:58:12] Ronaldo is my son.
[02:58:14] is my son chat look at this bro oh my god that actually looks good that looks
[02:58:24] good that looks so good holy crap dude those are like those little like those
[02:58:32] It looks like those T-Mu masks.
[02:58:43] Digital camera.
[02:58:45] Did I order this?
[02:58:48] No, it's fan mail.
[02:58:50] Yo, you sent a digital camera?
[02:58:55] Bro, what?
[02:59:02] chat aren't these expensive?
[02:59:10] Guys isn't this expensive?
[02:59:16] No how much is this?
[02:59:20] How much are those guys?
[02:59:22] 30 bucks?
[02:59:24] Bro this gives me nostalgia to like CVS.
[02:59:26] I don't know why.
[02:59:29] Why am I getting nostalgia to like a CVS pharmacy?
[02:59:32] It's spyware. I doubt it bro. I doubt anybody would track me, bro
[02:59:49] Yo chap, what is your guys favorite fan mail so far today? What is your guys favorite fan mail?
[03:00:03] This is from Artem in Pennsylvania in PA
[03:00:14] Guys I like this one this one here wait, let me show
[03:00:20] Chat it's like the um, I don't know what this is called, but I like this one this one looks good
[03:00:25] I like this one. This one's cool, bro. It's like a it's like a ray gay hack. Is it ray gay?
[03:00:34] Rasta. Rasta. I like this one.
[03:00:44] How is that a cancel? What?
[03:00:46] bro this guy said he said in Pokemon cards and he said here
[03:01:00] here like brother's guy's gonna give me this sign are you gonna sell these yo
[03:01:06] wait a minute bro are you trying to like sell these
[03:01:12] Bro, he has a bunch of stuff that says, here, here, here.
[03:01:23] I've been watching for a few years wondering if you could please sign all these cards and
[03:01:28] send this back to me, what?
[03:01:33] Also for PSA?
[03:01:34] Wait, wait, wait, hold up.
[03:01:37] What's PSA?
[03:01:40] Chad, which ones are in PSA 10?
[03:01:48] But this is like an OG Snorlax, I think, no?
[03:01:51] Is this an OG Snorlax?
[03:01:58] It's a grading company?
[03:02:01] Bro, it's not a 20K car, if you would never wait.
[03:02:05] This one is PSA.
[03:02:07] Chad, look.
[03:02:10] Wait, how do I see what PSA it is?
[03:02:15] I've never been sent anything like this.
[03:02:20] Oh, it says seven.
[03:02:21] Chad, is that bad?
[03:02:22] PSA seven?
[03:02:23] That's mid, right?
[03:02:28] PSA seven, I think?
[03:02:32] Dude, guys, what if it was PSA 10,
[03:02:35] but it was like a random car?
[03:02:36] Would that still be worth something?
[03:02:38] Or no
[03:02:46] Not really so you need PSA 10 and you need like a rare card got it
[03:02:53] Dude one of my one of my cousin's friends is like literally is a Pokemon like dealer guy like he has like a shot
[03:03:00] Next to ML today.
[03:03:12] Much love dude.
[03:03:13] I have sandals on all the time as well.
[03:03:16] Hope you enjoy this and don't listen to the haters from Ace, Luffy's brother.
[03:03:22] Bro has the same name as Luffy's brother.
[03:03:23] That's actually kind of sick.
[03:03:28] Fuck your friend.
[03:03:32] All right?
[03:03:40] How angry are you actually?
[03:03:43] Fuck your friend is what you typed.
[03:03:46] How angry are you?
[03:03:58] a piss let me know yo you can take the piss bro you're not saying for me I've
[03:04:10] never been sent this a buck in yours yeti top kid right on NFL season two sweet
[03:04:17] chat and we play the Browns so maybe I can pour my beers in here bro and we
[03:04:25] play the Browns this week so we can actually get a free win. Thank God.
[03:04:29] Your travel tell you this right now. If we lose to the Browns on Sunday, I'm
[03:04:34] doing a three minute stream max because I'm just going to get berated the whole
[03:04:39] time. If we lose to the Browns, I actually have no words.
[03:04:44] Legitimately, I have nothing left to say.
[03:04:46] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[03:04:53] Fragile.
[03:04:54] Fragile.
[03:04:55] This is going to be something cool.
[03:05:07] Rainbow Six Siege?
[03:05:08] We're able to succeed.
[03:05:26] New operator.
[03:05:29] And a drone.
[03:05:32] Chad, this drone looks hyper realistic, it's just tiny.
[03:05:39] Chad, this is about the same exact length as my flaccid penis.
[03:05:44] Sweep!
[03:05:46] It's mini version, yeah, mini version.
[03:05:49] Guys, not everything's a spy camera, not everything's a spy camera.
[03:05:56] This is from Matteo from Oregon.
[03:06:02] Shout out to Oregon, bro.
[03:06:03] Oregon, I've never been, it looks really pretty
[03:06:05] in all the pictures I've seen of it.
[03:06:08] Pretty nature.
[03:06:10] Bro, people in Oregon are just like perma, low cortisol.
[03:06:15] They just walk outside and it's like heaven.
[03:06:22] From Matteo, Jinxie, please read.
[03:06:26] Hey, Jin see, I thought I would recommend peak if you plan on watching the show. Wait, hold on. Oh, I'm gonna try open this first
[03:06:36] Whoa
[03:06:39] It's manga Berserk
[03:06:43] Chad, have y'all heard of this before?
[03:06:47] Berserk
[03:06:49] Peak, peak, peak, holy peak, peak, cinema, peak, oh my god, actually peak, best manga,
[03:06:58] this is the best manga of all time.
[03:07:02] Are you serious?
[03:07:03] Hey, Jigs, I thought I would recommend Peak if you plan on watching the show version,
[03:07:09] watch the Berserk 1997.
[03:07:12] Do not, I repeat, do not watch Berserk 2016.
[03:07:18] I would also recommend you marathon my personal favorite game, Metal Gear Solid 3.
[03:07:22] Is that what Solid Snake's from?
[03:07:24] Which by the way, I care from this game is in siege.
[03:07:26] I think you'd have the story and gameplay.
[03:07:27] It's a must play from many reviewers too.
[03:07:29] Thanks for reading it.
[03:07:30] If you did.
[03:07:31] And one more thing.
[03:07:33] One last thing, Griffith, he said Griffith with four Fs and like 10 T's.
[03:07:43] Guys, he sent in two books.
[03:07:45] He sent in Berserk, and I believe Berserk 2, and the whole entire chat is saying Peek.
[03:07:58] Peek, Peek, it's dark, it's dark.
[03:08:02] Bro, I forget how I was talking to who said this was their favorite anime.
[03:08:06] It was, no, dude, Trippy Red said this was his favorite anime.
[03:08:11] I'm not kidding.
[03:08:12] He said this was his favorite anime ever.
[03:08:15] And I remember I never even heard of it until back.
[03:08:19] Chat, this is Berserk right here, boss.
[03:08:22] Chat, I would never read a manga, but I would watch a show.
[03:08:25] He said 1997.
[03:08:31] Read the very first page.
[03:08:36] This.
[03:08:36] You failed into my trap fool the only one is the only one trapped is you bitch
[03:08:49] this is your last taste of heaven before I send you to hell this go back
[03:08:58] check go back to what the other one
[03:09:02] Oh, go to the end.
[03:09:09] Stop. Stop. Don't do it. Wait, is it something bad in here?
[03:09:20] Oh, my God. The first page. I cannot show this. I cannot show this. There is a naked man
[03:09:30] inserting his Johnson into a woman and he's screaming yes! And then she goes yes.
[03:09:38] I did not show it. No, I didn't. I did not show it because I didn't even see it.
[03:09:44] Well guys, Berserk Manga. Is that the last page? I don't know what page it is but I
[03:09:54] I do know I just saw two people banging for sure and it was I think missionary position
[03:10:06] We got some more fan mail
[03:10:09] Show us uh, no, I'm not gonna show banging on stream
[03:10:14] Yo, shout out to the people that said don't show it you guys are legends hardly think of it tomorrow
[03:10:19] I don't think I showed it. I don't think I did I don't think I did
[03:10:22] This guy typed W Missionary. What? Yo bro, are you a psycho? Next email.
[03:10:34] Hey Fatty, go f yourself. I want to piss all over your face. I want to skin you alive and
[03:10:46] harvest your organs. Don't ever step foot in Lakewood Ranch or I will
[03:10:52] eviscerate you until you're unrecognizable from Rocko. What could
[03:10:59] possibly be in this? Beeman88 said finally a normal viewer.
[03:11:06] All right.
[03:11:16] He genuinely wrote that with love too.
[03:11:18] No, he didn't.
[03:11:24] What could this possibly be?
[03:11:36] Guys, I don't even know what this is.
[03:11:41] Like it's like a tiny bag.
[03:11:50] Sakina.
[03:11:51] Wait, what?
[03:11:54] Don't open that.
[03:11:58] Don't open that.
[03:12:01] What is this?
[03:12:05] It's weeded.
[03:12:20] Whatever you do, don't sniff it. Well guys, the bag's closed.
[03:12:29] Do not open this.
[03:12:30] What is this?
[03:12:37] Sakina?
[03:12:42] Hey, fatty.
[03:12:48] Oh, I already read this.
[03:12:52] I'm not going to open it. I'm not going to open it. I don't know what it is, though. I'm like scared.
[03:12:56] I don't know what that is
[03:13:01] I'm not gonna I'm not gonna take a chance
[03:13:04] Bro in the guy's message. He literally said he wants to end my life
[03:13:10] He said if I come to Lakewood Ranch, I'll be unrecognizable
[03:13:16] So it's a big one
[03:13:26] It's jewelry? What?
[03:13:29] Bro, you guys said don't open it. It's jewelry?
[03:13:50] Oh my god, it is jewelry
[03:13:52] What?
[03:14:14] It's a choker that says Naughty?
[03:14:18] Bro, but it's like broken, they're like on the wrong sides.
[03:14:25] You are a psychopath, man, like honestly, yo, honestly, you're a psychopath, wear it.
[03:14:31] I know people are going to run in the chat and say I'm ungrateful.
[03:14:34] I'm not putting on a choker that says naughty.
[03:14:38] From a guy who said he's going to skin me alive if I step foot in Lakewood Ranch.
[03:14:43] I'm good, man.
[03:14:44] Honestly, I'm gonna actually pass.
[03:14:50] Elongate full, sure, spam it up, I don't care.
[03:14:59] Now dude, this is a big one, this is big.
[03:15:03] Saving for the end.
[03:15:10] Whoa!
[03:15:10] Microfiber spray mop new. Wait, wait, what? What?
[03:15:17] Yo, this guy said an actual useful thing.
[03:15:21] Chad, what is the point of this one, though?
[03:15:27] Really? No, I know it's the clean. Oh, it's a clean. Yes, I know it's the clean, but like,
[03:15:47] what's purpose is this serve that's different than a regular one? Because this one's microfiber
[03:15:52] spray mop. You're not ever going to use it. Yo, I'll have you know I'm kind of a clean freak,
[03:15:59] but I want a tight chip in my room. Next time out of the night.
[03:16:08] Next time out of the day.
[03:16:15] Look at your chair. Not fair, not a fair analysis, because my chair is like years old.
[03:16:22] oh poster poster sweet poster i hardly even know her i miss from okay where's the whoa
[03:16:34] whoa whoa i'm ripping it i'm ripping it i'm ripping it chat it's a poster what is it
[03:16:43] Oh, it's the goat!
[03:16:50] Dude, look at this sexy bastard.
[03:16:54] Oh my God, look at his quads.
[03:16:57] Sweet!
[03:16:58] Jack, now we're talking, baby!
[03:17:01] Thank you, sir!
[03:17:03] Thank you, sir!
[03:17:04] Thank you, sir!
[03:17:06] That's another big one.
[03:17:09] I don't know what that is.
[03:17:12] That is.
[03:17:19] Ronaldo better.
[03:17:21] This guy just blowing from stupid time.
[03:17:29] I don't know.
[03:17:30] Oh, Metallica.
[03:17:31] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
[03:17:33] Wait a minute.
[03:17:36] Yo, it's a, wait a minute.
[03:17:39] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[03:17:40] It's a vinyl.
[03:17:43] Bro!
[03:17:45] You guys were putting me on the Metallica like a week ago.
[03:17:49] Brother, it's a vinyl.
[03:17:54] These are like the collector's ones.
[03:18:01] Oh my gosh!
[03:18:06] This is fire, dude!
[03:18:10] Two vinyls, right the lightning and injustice for all, justice.
[03:18:26] Holy crap, holy crap.
[03:18:31] Number one, thrash metal album of all time, remastered for the first time, Decibel Magazine,
[03:18:40] Holy crap, dude. Two vinyls. Two vinyls. Can we still have more stuff? Yo, shout out to that guy, man.
[03:18:53] Now, this fan mail I haven't opened in literally a year. I have forgot to open this like 20 times.
[03:19:03] from Jacob. From Jacob in Jamaica, New York. Not Jamaica, Jamaica. Jamaica, New York. Metallica,
[03:19:20] sound like it's made of metal. Yo, are you dumb?
[03:19:29] Jacob, is this a blanket? What even? Jacob, what is this? Oh my god, it's a bunch of wieners. Okay.
[03:19:36] Well, that's been there for a year. There's another one that's been here for a year.
[03:19:41] That's literally been there for a year, guys.
[03:19:50] like dude like I like best blanket ever I'm not wearing a blanket with a bunch
[03:19:57] of wieners this is also a year old this is from like 20 fanmails ago whoa wait
[03:20:10] wait it's football cards check it's football cards raviol trophy what out
[03:20:20] Muldridge, politics. Oh, maybe this guy sent us around World Cup time. Sebastian
[03:20:30] Donati. Oh, it's the 2026 World Cup cards from Braden.
[03:20:39] Sweet!
[03:20:41] No, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, sweet!
[03:20:53] Jinxie, can you mop up your hairline with your new mop?
[03:20:58] Next step out of the way!
[03:21:02] Poster!
[03:21:04] Poster, I r- okay.
[03:21:09] I don't even know what this is.
[03:21:13] No mercy.
[03:21:19] Curing the affection one bullet at a time?
[03:21:22] Chat, what is this?
[03:21:25] Left for dead.
[03:21:27] Oh.
[03:21:28] Left for dead.
[03:21:30] Is it a game?
[03:21:32] Is this a game?
[03:21:37] You don't know ball.
[03:21:41] It's a game.
[03:21:48] Vanoss played it.
[03:21:49] I have no ball knowledge.
[03:21:52] I've heard of Leffordad.
[03:21:54] It's a zombie game.
[03:21:57] I've heard of it.
[03:21:58] But I don't think I played it.
[03:22:04] I think these are socks.
[03:22:05] Next time I was at a bald eagle.
[03:22:15] Is it chicken socks?
[03:22:17] Bob, right.
[03:22:19] Is it chicken socks?
[03:22:21] I'll actually wear these because I do wear like stupid-ish.
[03:22:25] It's for your chicken legs.
[03:22:27] Dude, I have absolute cannons, bro. These are not chicken legs, buddy.
[03:22:35] Guys, I think that's all the fan mail that is 50 packages. Wow. Holy pink
[03:22:41] So that is 50 packages guys. Oh my god
[03:22:47] Yo, W fan mail if you enjoyed it chat, what was your favorite fan mail of the day?
[03:22:55] I think a lot of people like the berserk manga. Um dude, I think my favorite was this one
[03:23:02] Yeah, this is like a swaggy hat. This is just straight up swaggy. This is just pure swag.
[03:23:17] This is like actually swag.
[03:23:24] Chat, this is what I would look like if I was a girl.
[03:23:33] Go shave, dog.
[03:23:34] Chat, is it normal if your nips have hair, yes or no?
[03:23:42] Chat, is it normal if your nips have hair?
[03:23:45] Yes?
[03:23:46] Okay, cool.
[03:23:47] Dude, I have hair nips.
[03:23:50] Brian Loki, stay like that.
[03:23:51] I'm almost finished.
[03:23:52] Baldera.
[03:23:54] I'm looking just feel like I'm like Bill.
[03:23:57] Chad, I'm looking for like I'm just Bill.
[03:23:59] Oh, another T-Bus kit too.
[03:24:02] Bro, somebody else sent me a T-Bus kit a while back,
[03:24:04] but I think this one's like a real one.
[03:24:06] Cause this one has the Colorado
[03:24:08] and has a real player's name.
[03:24:10] This is like a, oh, dude, this is like a real one.
[03:24:12] Take the tag off.
[03:24:14] All right, man, chat, this is genuinely sick.
[03:24:26] Okay, this is clean.
[03:24:27] This is clean.
[03:24:29] This is clean.
[03:24:30] Yo, okay, chat.
[03:24:32] Guys, that is all from Nicholas Stewart today, the Tarpon Springs Grim Reaper.
[03:24:38] I know it was a short stream, an early stream, a part-timer stream, but chat, it's for
[03:24:43] a good reason. I have to go to the airport because I'm flying to Austin, Texas tomorrow
[03:24:48] or tonight because tomorrow we're going to be IRL streaming obvious sanctuary Maya's
[03:24:55] animal sanctuary tour. It's going to be, I think we're going to raise money on stream
[03:24:59] too. It's going to be sick. I'm pumped up man. But chat tomorrow's stream is going
[03:25:05] to be a IRL stream. I have to go because I got to get ready and then go to the
[03:25:10] chat love y'all boys man um and yeah dude I will see you guys tomorrow with
[03:25:17] obvious sanctuary shout out Maya IRL stream it's gonna be legendary and yes
[03:25:22] chat love y'all boys and I'll see you guys tomorrow
[03:25:26] fan mail will be posted on YouTube tomorrow and yes bro love y'all have a
[03:25:30] beautiful amazing
[03:25:33] Good afternoon. Good evening and good night.