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09-18-2026 · 5h 32m
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Well, all right, come on come on
You two but up we're back in the building amp cipher. Oh, I look yes. I seen clips of this
Let's watch it ampy cybert 2026
Should I check it out check it out?
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Lock in! Lock in!
Fuckin' Rage, it was once, all them shits already
Everybody wanna play, now I do what I want
You just do what you told
Covid days, I was carnin' the whole night
Later lookin' my count with the AC bro
I ain't felt like God was
My only comfort, never forget that first
Four bridge a lot, naysay had no ribs
It was the constant, blown up, I don't care
My back home, my mama just fighting to live
Pick up a game in a ditch and started to battle myself with everything I did
I
You know who he sounds like
Who am I thinking of it's in my tongue, bro. It's in my tongue. Who might think it up?
Not mr. Beast oh baby team, but we sounds like baby team
and that's my favorite steakhouse if I take the word from this bitch you show
handsome like you take out how you are different when the cameras come on
Jeff what's the baby king song where he goes bitch shit on my face I attack that
just for the clips now you like to start up the pot
yeah I went it really hard to just on my
touching my love on the weather to switch up and move like I switch on my
go now I'm such a fuck up I got us I'm thinking
pleasant on these fucks niggas pockets down in shows and glasses my
Where are they at right now?
Where is this?
Is this, um, is this in Atlanta?
Is this in Atlanta?
New York City.
What's a roof?
Yo dumb fuck!
Are you fucking serious?
I said where are they?
You said a roof!
Maud, scroll up and ban that motherfucker!
No shit, they're on a roof bro!
I'm talking about where are they?
You're too dumb to have internet.
You're too dumb to have internet.
That's it.
You want to know what you need I can feel everything
Phenom!
Phenom!
Phenom!
Drop the mic!
Get this!
I like this diaper so far this kind of beat that was one minute of on and
interrupted dancing
It's David stepping into like a Bryson tiller bag right now
It'll hold on me every time I try to go
But now I feel like I'm the one that just won't let you leave
No matter what you do, do
Somehow you always give me everything I need
And my share it's ownin'
Bro, this is like a, this is like a Frank Ocean song, what?
I could talk to you
You got me from the start
Yeah, my sandwich
Your face is so fucking punchable
On the god
Said D burgers 2
Cool
First ban of the day
Second ban of the day
Right there
Second ban of the day
Engage in the content or exit the channel
But I'm on high
Whoa
Whoa
Hey, it means possible archives pay for it
I rocked the Maybach truck with the poor shit low to the ground like a Claymore
Get in with us if you wanna turn it up
We done met that I ain't even got a say more
Don't know what
Claymore mentioned
Like though it was my wallet lit like a Bible
I spent it coming back in some static hole
I showed you the lights to be mindful
Championship
Arranged to the team this year with that tail on the title
I ain't got so used to hating as niggas out here need a lil' Uzi Iroh
I make the curve as viral as 8
Yeah
Guy, in the booth?
Chad, who's your favorite so far?
Yeah, I'm moving fast but I'm still getting past the obstacles
I done turned into a bus cause anything is possible
Tryna take my chain it just like doing the impossible
Rollin' with my gang we go by any means possible
I'm at this little bar she come downtown but I'm from uptown
Two-two-dirty-thirty, you should reside that be the fun town
My leg is always trying to shoot me down, I got the gun down
They gotta go for me to get this bag, which I'm the one now
I'm from the Bronx, so we just wanna see the gun sound
Agent Fettus, Johnny Smith, a guy these fattest fuck now
But if I get in any situation, he gon' run down
Yeah, any means, but then this is not bad, I'm not kidding
Always on me one clown, huh, I know they feel in different energy
Luke, you all the shit this nigga bought to be in memory
But he got some artillery and paid nigga testimony, fuck
I'm 53, no second guessing like it
No second guessing in his B.A.s with a rapper
And I'm posted with the savages, so who's thinking pressin'
I'm posted with the baddest, you can lick it in my section
I bet this triple what, then six and niggas less is damn
Somebody said it's not bad and it's not good
Yo man
Bro, these guys are content creators doing rap
Obviously it's not- this isn't the 2016 fucking XXL Cyper
Where Lil Uzi goes after Lil Yachty bro
This is like a casual, just fun thing.
They're not actually trying to be like fucking, like, bro,
they're just having a good time.
I like when they do this every year.
I think it's a cool ass idea.
Yo, you know who should do this?
It's CORE.
Has CORE done this?
They should do this every year.
Not a bad shout, right?
I
Yeah, this sounds like a ice-pice beat
Baddest little bitch on my block rappers ain't shit might fuck me a baller chat. Hey, you know
What's the ice ice one where she goes rap is rap is ain't shit. I might fuck with a ball
My fuck with a scam. It sounds like that beat
Not gonna lie, I'm gonna take a nap let me know yo grim reaper double 05 37
taking that whenever you feel like like bro again it's another one of these
like I know you're from Losis chat bro fuck off man my stream is not like
and I will, okay?
My stream is entertaining.
Sometimes.
She don't be faith by the shit that I buy it.
She been so different I took to a menace.
Like what?
I'm hoping you listen.
I cannot not show you one of the realest.
You're fuck more than a million.
Come on fool just voice your opinion.
I don't see shit and these are the women.
They just feel like I've been on a mission.
In my bad little switching positions.
Damn I tell her don't make a hassle.
In her feelings I buy her a castle.
I make her her best man battle.
I feel like I want me a rapper, damn
Coming to a shop like a scalpel
I can't just let you film the big apple
You not here, I feel like I'm a jagu
I make up bad hoes and like a saddle
Agent
Pussy like Mack, I eat it if you stay so
Money so tall, big, I don't have the pesos
I can eat it with the guac, but I want queso
My finger-
QUESO!
You won't do it, she said just shut me in my ear
I
Amp I am big age give a bitch community dick, but the cribs gated in my money
Oh like a temptation gave a nigga head, but it was black you got a spit, baby. She hates spit made a couple million
Rewind that gave a nigga head, but it was black you got a
Big your pardon spit, baby
Wait what?
Cake spit made a couple million in the crib on that gamership in the robbery on the hobby on some racership
My bitch showed a double back on God, but I hate that shit. She's the fashion
A&P got that juice like we lactate last one to a billion suck balls
Bitch we back racing all I got is hard dick for a sack chaser self-made million here
I started as a crack baby four cribs four whips. I'm a shit popper Richard mill rocker
Watches niggas still rocking a mirror that can't sit by me hit a fat bitch from the back now my hip's robbing
Acting like you're happy for me, but it's fate shit's real. I can see it in your face
It's a done deal go put it in the case
Don't shake we're gonna put it in a face
Yeah, he's off the burst fire right there. I caught that swap the burst fire
Seating your face. It's a done deal go put it in the case
Okay, don't shake we're gonna put it in a face
I just feel like I understand where it's like a dream or a return.
I don't think Duke went.
I'm gonna do it.
You're lucky you didn't come caught in that hole.
The fuck I look like chicken off of no bitch to their mind when I know I can fuck up for free.
My fucked up my fresh, my bikini ain't even gonna get hit.
Okay, yo, yo, yo, yo.
He sounds exactly like Money Bag, yo.
Wait, that's like terrifying.
Not even future.
Wait, future?
I got 34 niggas that's ready to pull it right now since really this serious. I got a chocolate
I got a Swiss man any and then Dominican I was gonna do what I need
I got a few Ethiopian eaters you drop to the knees every time she see me. I'm from South Carolina a lot of the shit
You doing it don't even phase me before all the niggas thought hey
Bitch, they claiming they havin' my baby
A lot of them shit, full gays, they usin' my name
And they don't even pay me
These hoes, we the police on the internet line
And makin' a statement
Got all of this shit from the pavement
Still with the same group of niggas I came with
Well, from S-M-O-Ds for a dollar
The stuff for the million dollars in the basement
I'm a city hype, baby
Them folks from the city be hangin'
I can't even blame them
Lines of users that lame shit
Rebellison and chrome on the same thing
In the comments and I'm the discussion
They talkin' the most and still wanna fuck me
I saw niggas was happy as fuck
When they thought it was done
But the shit didn't work on me
To keep it up. Okay, before we play if you like cuz it's cheap and get ugly
I want shades when I go out in public by myself and get caught up in nothing
Got a house in the hills and I love my push to four lines
You go to a hundred bro. He sounds exactly like money bag. Yo, if y'all know who that is I got everything that I wanted
See me when I don't sit as a stomach. He taken out of the country and give him the money
But I'm gonna be fucking a further keep thinking he's been a fan from the trick in this far warning fart warning
I don't know if the mic picked that up or not it was not a queef bro it was not a
I just farted and somebody said it sounds tight
So I'm never farting again on stream. I'm just gonna hold it
This motherfucker just said it sounds tight
When I farted I'm never farting again. Yo chat, um
Um, not due to caution to this. It's such a great idea.
Peak switch. Okay. Now there's another thing.
This is insane. Yo, so chat, uh, guys. This video I saw on my YouTube feed last night in a hotel at 1am.
Could Prime Jinxie locate Anne Frank?
Today?
I don't know why this video has 300,000 views.
Let's check it out.
What even is this?
Today we are solving one of the most critical tactical questions in military history.
If Prime 2023 Jinxie was deployed to 1944-
Why is that out of every image?
Out of every image of me on the entire fucking internet?
Out of every image, this, this is it.
So then it is acoustic audio setup, locate the secret annex before anyone else even stepped onto the canals.
Bro, I don't like, you know, like again, how do you even why are people watching this?
Like why are people watching this spawn point architectural specs, loadout, uniform, audio, acoustic,
Breach execution, call out in final verdict, post game lobby slash outro.
Look at the comments, let's read the comments.
I really didn't think this video would blow up, thanks for the support.
I shall continue to make more like these as I have an editing.
Love you all here.
Unskippable video, short answer, yes, long answer, absolutely.
Sat my ass down and listen.
Finally, somebody asking important questions.
It's not the video I saw on Instagram, but this will be a fine substitution.
inspo slash alternate title.
Okay.
What the fuck is that comment?
Joe Park got mentioned.
Whoa.
What is this crashing out about video games for 26 minutes?
The reason Outlast 2 sucks.
Chad, he's so, uh, Joe, Joe is so shillant, bro.
Is not because the stories trash, even though the ending-
Wait, Joe played Outlast 2 and didn't like it?
Or did he like it?
Is literally just the cheapest ever on a baby was it real?
It's like the baby wasn't real.
It was all psychosis.
That's like any movie where it ends.
and then the main character goes,
ah, it was just a dream.
That is the ending that's cheap and lame, okay?
Admittedly, that's my take.
Anytime you end a game and they go,
it was all a dream, it was all a dream.
Right, you're not biggie Smalls, okay?
It was all a dream.
Holy bar knowledge, it was all a dream,
holy bar knowledge.
Right, the actual
Chapa, what game is specifically is he complaining about in this 26 minutes?
Is it just Outlast 2?
I've never played it.
Story part though, like the basis or the premise of the story of Outlast 2 is...
Bro, is that ball?
That's not ball.
Well, most of the motherfuckers that have the internet right now are 13.
So yeah, it is ball.
Most of the motherfuckers don't know who Biggie Smalls is.
40% of the people in this chat don't know who Biggie Smalls is.
I'm not even kidding.
It's bad.
What's bad about Outlast 2 is you just-
Holy fuck stop pausing.
I'll pause as much as I want you to.
You little shit!
I will link you to the video
and you can watch it on your own fucking time.
I'm allowed to pause shit!
Shut up!
Run from grunts, 80% of the game.
Outlast 1, there's like, it feels different.
Outlast 2, there's no reason to hide.
Yeah, I was playing on normal mode.
That's the intended experience.
Okay, pause.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm pausing.
Why is it considered a bad thing
to play story games on the normal mode?
Why is that considered bad or even easy mode?
Why is that a bad thing?
Why?
I'm playing for the story.
I'm not playing a Rainbow Six Siege tournament
where I'm sweating.
It's because you're a pussy.
I'm a pussy, I'm a pussy.
Why is my voice cracking?
I'm a pussy if I play a story game, not on hard mode.
Got it.
Normal in a video game is the intended experience.
I don't need to hide ever.
They give you closets and shit.
Just run.
Just run.
Dixie, because you're an actual gamer,
not some 46-year-old dad playing PlayStation 5
for the first time shitter.
Funded.
Let me break down what you said without losing my mind.
Again, it is a story game.
I am playing a story game for the story of the game.
I'm not playing a story game for the difficulty of the game.
Let me say this.
If you play on hard mode, more power to you, respect to you.
If you play on normal mode, more power to you,
respect to you.
If you play on easy mode, more power to you, respect to you.
People should be allowed to play games how they want to play games and not submit to your fucking dictatorship.
It's a fucking story game. Seriously. Why are people judging how people play games? Like, are you a psychopath?
Are you actually a fucking psychopath?
Yo, if somebody walks up to you and says,
I like sucking toes, when I'm getting intimate
with my partner, I like to suck their toes.
It turns me on.
If somebody says that to me, I'm not gonna judge them.
I'm not gonna judge them.
I'm gonna say like, yo, respect to you, bro.
Do your thing.
Do your fucking thing.
Same shirt, three days in a row.
I did not wear the shirt yesterday.
I have a similar kit to this that looks the same.
I don't wear the same shirt three days in a row.
You're an absolute jackass.
You just self-reported?
I'll say it a million times, I've sucked toes before.
Sue me.
I have sucked toes before.
I like white nail polish or pink nail polish.
Hey, hey, I've sucked toes before.
I mean, what the fuck?
Like, does that make it like,
I like yo bro, everybody's got their thing.
I've tried it, I've experienced it.
I'm not gonna knock it away.
All you have to guess what-
Joe, they've got it.
But you run, and then you get to another-
Because you know what it is?
I can appreciate a nice foot.
I can appreciate a nice small soft foot.
And if that makes me a psychopath, then I'm a psycho.
Area, and then another goblin drops down and goes,
ah, my skin lesions, my skin lesions,
because they're riddled with STDs,
because they're riddled with STDs.
That's the premise of the game.
You are running from people with chlamydia, herpes,
syphilis, AIDS, and every other f***ing,
and their skin's rotting, they're malnourished.
That is the entire premise of the game.
It's bad.
Like the first one, you're going to like an asylum.
So, Jack, is Outlast 2 a good game?
Yes or no?
I want to see your guys' overall general consensus.
I've never played.
That's been abandoned.
I don't even think that's one.
like really up people and the one guy wants to marry somebody but there's
all guys we want to cut your off so we can give you a sweet guys with you yeah
right really disturbing really creepy and it's scary right and you're in an
enclosed area you feel vulnerable when you're running you can't really weave
around characters so it promotes the idea of hiding and crouching and
waiting for I guess base character rotation to run away in it in Outlast
guess what you do I just run a long route or get around the building there's no
incentive to hide because I'm in a fucking field and when I have a fucking skin
lesion riddled with STD's character that's malnourished going I can just run
away from you and guess what that's what you do for five hours and I had
And I saw the yapper and I actually couldn't I saw somebody stitches video
But I actually couldn't find the guy's video, but he was like he beat the game in six hours. That's way too fast
Yeah, dude, honestly bro like
Those are just people that are just like it's like the video game delinquents
Who they're like if you play?
this video game exactly how I played it I'll cut your fucking head off and they're
in every gaming community there's probably some of you motherfuckers in the
chat right now there's probably some of you motherfuckers in the chat right now
and it's this is like this is just such a peak fucking crash out because it's
like yo bro not everybody's gonna play a video game the way you played it you
psychopaths sorry let me read the fucking
if you know the worst of them all
Elgin ring he didn't beat the game with
his bare fists let's murder this family
I played an Elgin ring playthrough and
everybody said use the moonblade use
the moonblade get the moon veil get
the moon veil get the moon veil get
the moon veil I ran nine poles should I get the moon veil should I get the moon
veil get the moon veil I start using the moon veil doing magic damage
the Mickey the Mickey the Mickey the Mickey the Mickey it's like yo bro honestly
fuck you like fuck you seriously not everybody's gonna play a game the same
way that you played it bro Jesus I read every message that wasn't actual
fucking quotes from the Bible. Because when I pick up a page and the text is this long,
I'm not reading that shit. You want me to explore? What am I exploring for? The goal
of the game is to survive. I hate this malarkey, and I love using that word now. I hate this
malarkey that we have in modern gaming, where if you play a game and you beat the
main mission and the main story without 100% and the game's story isn't really that fully
fleshed out or doesn't make perfect sense, it's your fault. No! If there is something that is required
for a user to know or understand for the game to not be trashed and I have to fucking run around
in every goddamn building and pick up every note and read it nine times over and record every
segment and listen to Blake go that's a dead body no shit jackass if I have to do that to
understand the premise of the fucking game and I have to stare at the shadow to not have to Google
that the baby's not real and understand that Val was her not Val what whatever fucking name is it
doesn't even matter because his wife you see for fucking three minutes out of the movie and then
you watch a fucking baby slip out of her giant her dreams you're misinterpreting Joe's own
opinion to validate your own, which is just wrong. D-Burgers too, that's the most unintelligent
slop I've ever seen make its way into a live Twitch channel and for that you're gonna get banned
for three days. Joe is saying that people are saying he beat Outlast too way too fast and then
I'm piggybacking on what he just said and saying people aren't forced to play games the way you
played them, which I'm literally dead on the money with what Joe's saying. D-Burgers get the
Fuck out of my stream. It's clear from an a 30 minutes ago
You're just gonna rage rate the entire time get out vagina and then she fucking dies like that's the whole big the game sucks
You can tell me I'm not sitting here and tell me I'm a larper. That's fine
Oh, I hate when streamers play mainstream games. They don't watch it
What is this self-torture that these people put themselves through where yes?
I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna put myself through torture of a game out of life because people want to see it right and they like
watching me crash out. It's my job, right? You're watching me in your free time,
aggravating yourself, rage baiting yourself into watching me play a game for
six hours to then tell me I suck and I pissed you off. Do you have anything
better to do? Oh my god! Like go watch something else if you don't want to see
me play it. If you're gonna sit here and say I don't like the way that he
played this game go play it yourself what's the point in watching a streamer play a game if you
don't like the way they play it it's the same shit we're about to watch out last two it's the same
shit with the quarry and the dark anthology games and any other game with a different ending
he didn't get the ending i wanted him to get why didn't he not play it like this he didn't go
over here and read the characters in a hundred percent a game hey jackass hey jackass
Same shit, I saw motherfuckers shit on Janksy because he was speedrunning Red Dead Redemption 2.
Do you really expect that motherfucker to play Red Dead Redemption 2 for 200 hours?
Mind you, I streamed Red Dead non-stop for I think 5 days STRAIGHT!
Like, STRAIGHT!
Wake up Red Dead 12 hours sleep! Wake up Red Dead 12 hours sleep! Wake up Red Dead 12 hours sleep!
Wake up Red Dead 12 hours sleep! Wake up Red Dead 6 hours games over! He didn't explore every side
part of the entire map. He didn't even go get this horse in this mountain for this side
admission of that he and I still did like nine fucking side quests which one of
them gives you the best cutscene in the game which I didn't even know but I did
that you guys told me the church one it's like yeah man I'm not gonna stream
red dead for 30 fucking days straight and then it's like oh well don't
marathon the game don't marathon the game but then I asked you guys nine
times and you guys said marathon the game okay so you guys would rather be
marathon the game rather than like slowly pick away at the game so then it's
like okay I'm gonna stream the game for five days straight I got you I'm not
gonna stream the game for 15 days straight to get every micro sperm plasm of
fucking lore injected into his ears and watch every matpat fucking recap on
every fucking thing that happened in that game he's a streamer he's here
to entertain gamer streamer complains about playing games. Nope. Swing and a miss on that
sentence. Dummy shit I've ever read. Gamer streamer complains about people complaining
about fucking everything. Complaining about everything. And yet again, like exactly what
Joe said this is the best crash out ever by the way if you hate watching something if this applies to anything
Don't fucking watch it period people
He's not here to fucking micro analyze every small fucking aspect of every game
That's ever played I don't get this shit and then there's people and then he plays Elden Ring and I see it
No, it's actually so aggravating, because the people that complain about this shit don't understand that it's for entertainment.
If I were- I hated Outlast 2. I played it for six hours.
If I were to 100% the game and play it for 12 hours, you think that would have been better?
You think that if I fucking ran around every house and and read every fucking thing and
Really?
And pondered
What happened here?
What a really funny r-
I'm so curious.
Oh wow!
What?
Maybe the child isn't real!
Maybe it's really just psychosis!
OHHHHHH!
That was a little bit all the fucking hell better.
Get the fuck out of here!
Okay?
I hate that shit.
Calm down?
No!
It's any game, bro.
Bro, because it's not even when I
When I see any streamer play a game like I'm waiting for GTA 5
And or like I'm doing GTA 5 story mode in October prior to sex and even when I do sex
I know there's gonna people that go he rushed in a game. He didn't really yeah
But now the thing about GTA 5 those GTA 5 is way more linear than like red dad
Like red dad is linear, but you can do you can do a thousand side missions like GTA 5 is very fucking linear
I understand the full gravity of the situation.
When I played Outlast 2, when I played GTA 5, it took me 12 hours to out six.
Because you played it over the course of three fucking weeks with no audience sitting alone in your room at dark,
in the dark, at night at two in the morning where you're able to enjoy the game by yourself and you're not trying to entertain other people.
You stupid fuck. You stupid fuck.
Because you're enjoying the game yourself, you're not trying to entertain an audience that's watching you play a game.
It's an entirely different fucking understanding.
It's an entirely different-
Oh god, the vein- the vein respawned.
dynamic when I'm playing the game and I'm trying to entertain people that are
watching me play the game versus you alone in your room in the dark at night
playing it in silence right do we not understand that and then they have the
gall to sit here and say this is a shit streamer buddy you fucking play the
game yeah a hundred percent out last two to know because nobody wants to see
that shit was another what's another thing you see an hour on a roll here
What's some other bullshit that I fucking see I thought when I saw this video he was gonna complain
I did not even know he was gonna go this direction with that sure people can play either canker store
Hey, this is why the canker stores getting worse because I'm stressed out. Hey by the way by the way
The canker store it's healing now. It's probably not out probably swelling up schedule one
Don't even get me started on schedule one. No, it's just like broke and then okay
Okay, this is the other problem. People expect streamers, me and other streamers, not just me,
like, basically any streamer in general, play the games they want them to play and play
them through and through, and return to the games when they get updates and all this
other shit. Schedule 1, I could run about for nine fucking years, because when I see
somebody go, schedule line adding mushrooms, are you gonna play it again? No! No! Because
So the last time they added schedule, schedule one was a great fucking game.
It's one of my favorite, bro.
Oh, did you see water park, Jim added new shit that you could do?
Water park, Jim, you could actually, you could customize your watch.
No, I'm not playing fucking water park.
Same again.
So people shit in my pool and I have to knock them out because they're drowning
all the time because they don't know how to swim.
Why are you in a water park if you don't know how to fucking swim?
It's, it's unreal.
It's actually fucking unreal.
I never understand that shit and then I'm playing these games people are you know
Why don't you fucking continue water parks in because I've had enough I've had enough I can't handle it anymore
I don't know how case. Oh does it I don't know how he makes that entertaining
I'm not case. Oh case. Oh, that's far more. Yeah, I should probably warm up for this battle in tournament
But yeah, I just I don't know I just fucking die laughing watching Joe
chat um I
Should probably warm up for this a I should probably warm up for this
I think this tournament is in like 13 minutes, am I tweaking?
I think it's in like 13 minutes.
I'm going to get fucking shit on in this, I already know.
I'm going to probably lose my mind today, I already know.
I'm going to get passed around like a blunt on this game.
So what's ONA doing, when does this start, 3 or 3.30?
Joe Barton league that's the last thing Joe needs that is oh my god that's
on a stream why did that take so long to fucking mode oh my god I just shit my
pants why did I think 30 minutes to load holy fuck dude what the actual fuck
was that oh also another thing unrelated to gaming completely yesterday's stream
with Maya. Legitimately, one of the most fun streams I've ever done. Like, actually, huge
shout out to Maya, genuinely. There was multiple moments where I forgot I was even streaming.
It was just so fun. I've never done a stream like that. Maya is literally the goat. And
yeah, it's like, it's just inspirational to see how genuinely passionate Maya is
about that. You know what I mean? Like genuinely, yesterday's stream was so fun. I was like so obviously
out of my comfort zone because normally I just play video games and that's what I do. But like,
that was so, that was literally so fun. Like, that was just insane. That was fucking awesome.
Shout out to Maya. Genuinely just inspiring human. I have no other words to call Maya
other than just inspiring. Like, so fun to stream with. I was talking to Chandler
after her cameraman because he gave me a ride back to the hotel, which I told him a hundred
times you don't have to do, but he wanted to. But I was talking to Chandler, Maya's cameraman,
and he just said like it was, he enjoyed it so much. And like just, I don't know, it was just
cool, man. Like it was just so fun. And yeah, I don't know. I really have no other words to
describe it. Maya is just awesome. Like genuinely. And then like Chandler was telling me like how
how much Maya does behind the scenes for Alvea Sanctuary.
It's like her full-on passion project.
It is so cool.
And just meeting all the animals was so cute.
But yeah, chat genuinely, legendary stream.
Legendary stream, honestly, it was so fun.
I had such a good time, genuinely.
Also, fantasy football last night.
Josh Allen scored 46 points in the flock league.
In the flock league
Yo, if you're playing against Josh Adam this week in fantasy, you lost my boy
You lost
You actually lost
What was your favorite animal interaction? I don't know. I think push pop is the one that liked me the most push pop was really sweet
I thought the monkeys were the cutest because they just have these tiny little faces. Oh my god. They're so cute and
And what else did I really like the cow when he the moon was so cute
Maya's horse ace was so cute. He kept stream. He kept stream bombing
That was awesome. I don't know. It's just awesome. Like that was so much fun
Stop it's got a ace is there a clip stop it's got a ace like just now just now. Oh
You mean when I hug stoppin. Oh, yeah stumpy. Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, I think only pixels tournament. Now, how does this
format like work? Resources. GG YouTube. Joe watching it, maybe. So, Jack, Joe actually
plays valorant. Fuck! This is in my account! I have one million credits! I don't get the
new bundle for free, I get it today. Oh yeah, we're on new accounts. Bro, I should probably
warm up, no? Dude, Kajrel's playing in this? That is insane. Who's just teammate chat?
Who is Cajal's teammate, by the way?
Joe is a more buff, more handsome, you at Jynx,
do you remember that?
Appreciate that WS, much love, man.
It's a draft, wait, you don't pick your teammate?
Oh, but I think One told me how to get the first pick.
I think that's what he told me.
Well, I need to join the discord.
So chat, that's the question.
Should I pick Muda?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, where did I go?
Ah, I see.
Chat, should I pick Muda?
Muda is the best player, right?
Yeah, I think One told me he's going to give me the first pick, which I think is
fair because I'm not even ranked on battle rim.
I'm not even ranked.
I don't even have a rank.
Tens or Muda?
I see some people are saying Oxy as well. Oxy, if you actually want to win.
Hmm. All right. Let me see.
Yeah. I'm gonna pick some glitch cup. Oh, there it is. Is this the call?
All right. Well, say yes. Yo, how's it going guys?
Hello. Yo, um, yo, Pedro, what up, man?
What's bro, I need to turn your ass down hold up. Oh wait, wait, am I wrong Mike hold up?
No, correct correct Mike
It's going on guys. Yo, yo, what up? What up?
Pedro nice to meet you man. Nice to meet you, bro
That's me. It's bro. That's me to Roski. How's your club going? I am currently silver one like five LP
I need like five five wins for gold. I think
Come on now. That's not bad, bro. Yeah, Pedro. Is it true though? Like is any gold kind of like EU
plat or is it the is it the opposite? What? Like it's easier than NA, Pedro or not? No, no, no, no,
no. NA is harder than EU. Yeah, EU is harder than NA. On grump, on grump. It's harder. On grump?
Yeah, grump. Wait, EU is actually harder? Bro, you should do an EU trip one, one day.
Maybe you should grind to Diamond and then you should do a trip to EU to do like a one-month bootcamp when you're in Diamond.
Okay, so I think it is like that in every game. I feel like EU is better than NA in every game that I've ever played.
I think they're better in Valorant though.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. NA has, I mean NA has 10s.
Wait, Kajal, and then how big of a gap is it from EU to Korea?
Oh, Korean server is disgusting, by the way. It's the same.
really? Yeah, people people larp a lot about how Korea is really good. I think maybe five years ago,
it was good. It's kind of fell off. Really? I think maybe the top 200, 300 is really good. But like
Diamond and Master is the same. Pedro, have you ever played on Korea servers before?
Yeah, I got ranked 14. Wait, what? That was in 2017. So that was a that was a while ago.
Hello?
Yo, what's up, man? What's up?
Oh, my God. Jinx, what's up, Brad?
Zoyle? Is that Zoyle?
It's me, Zoyle.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, K-Dro?
Oh, my God.
Wait, I did not know K-Dro hit rank 14 on Korea.
Bro, that's disgusting.
So, um,
what you're gonna call it?
K-Dro, when you hit rank 14 on Korea,
Were you playing like 10 hours a day?
Yeah, really playing like how long I was playing like 22 games,
20 games a day.
Hey, you were pro.
Yeah.
Yeah, not a good one.
Well, yeah.
Hey, Joe, what up, man?
What's up?
Wait, so real quick, just out of curiosity, I was tapping into your
conversation, your kid won't rank.
Were you in this game?
Invalorant.
Yeah, I played the beta six years ago and I didn't touch it.
Okay, that's fair.
What pick are you?
I think on a side he's going to give me the first pick because I don't have a rank.
Oh, no, this is just.
I'm third to last pick.
When you're third to last pick.
Yeah, and I know that there was you you were on stream the other day and you were like, you're back plays valorant when I'm on league.
He's on Val all the time. I'm five stacking bronze games with my friends, and I'm not trying they put me third to last pick because I peaked flat five years ago
Look man. I'm just saying bro. You're a low-key like Valorant grinder Joe. I just had to let the people know
Grinder you can look up my stats. Okay
I'm not good
Joe, you should, Joe, you know what you should do, man?
You know what game you need in your life?
You need to enter a League of Legends arc, Joe.
Why would I ever want to enter League of Legends?
Why are you, like, this is like telling somebody to do heroin.
Why are you telling, like,
League of Legends, League of Legends is like,
you pour a thousand hours into that game
the second you get hooked, which is what you do.
Yeah, it's bad.
But, bro, Joe, I could just imagine
you having the most like disgusting,
insane crash outs ever on that game?
I do like, well, I do, okay, I will say,
I like playing League with my friends,
but I've never played ranked League before.
Like I'll play like A-Ram and then the Duos one,
what's that?
You mean like,
A-Ram.
Flex Q, or there's A-Ram?
No, A-Ram, A-Ram, A-Ram.
Bro, you know what I learned about League
that my brother told me chat?
Most people don't even play solo duo ranks
because it's like torture.
Most people just play like a ram or flex queue or you know, well, no,
most people probably don't play ranked at all in most games.
But I think when people do play ranked, they're playing like solo duo
because that's like a true rank.
Yeah, I think like, isn't that what like all of Tyler one's like series
were was like reaching.
He reached out to every on every role on every role solo queueing.
Yeah.
He was like the first, I think Tyler one was the first person to ever
do that, right?
I think it was that is fucking insane by the way and didn't he like
Didn't he move to Korea for like three months or something to like play
Like he moved to like somewhere to play in their servers. Yeah, did Tyler play in Korea? I
Know he's like met faker a bunch of times. He's definitely been in Korea
Yeah, Tyler. Yeah Tyler did play in Korea
Wait for chat who's better between oxy and mood up because people are spamming oxy now
Bro can we time out the guy saying pickle stream bro for like five hours? I just like please
Wait, he never got challenger in Korea. What?
Who just invited me to a game
Yeah, I do have got like banned though chat because like the big talk of tea that I know would never my kid like leave Korea
If he wasn't challenger oh
Oxy's literally a t1 pro and he's deaf and jane see yo, what's up? Sorry, who do you think you're gonna pick man?
Well, I was gonna go Muda, but then everybody's just spamming to get Oxy. They're saying he's like currently a pro
Oxy's the best. Who do you think I should pick like Muda?
He's not gonna fall that far on the draft. I mean, I might get Muda first
Jack, can we run a poll?
You're gonna pick Muda. I feel like picking Muda first picks not a good idea
Jack, can we run a poll between who's better between Muda and Oxy?
I know you should you should pick mood. Oh no no no no no this
Chet is oxy have highlights. Why is everyone talking in game?
Yeah, what up guys Tyler? What up man? What's up Tyler? Oh my god Tyler won. Oh
God soil's plain in this highly
Come on, don't I let you down and I hit Joe
Hello Tyler on the live.
Tyler on the internet.
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah, bro!
Yeah, bro!
Yeah, bro!
Oh!
Yo!
I bet you love my brother.
Oh!
Oh!
Tyler, what's your name?
Bro, chat is here.
Okay, I don't know.
Is he from Korea?
Is he from...
Bro, all the text is in Korean.
Is he from Korea?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Yo guys, but Chad is he from Korea?
Alfrend, no guys, I'm probably still gonna pick Muda, but I just, I, you guys are spamming
this guy's name, I wanted to check him out, bro, but it's all in Korean.
And they can't like change it or something.
It's not like, you know, they don't want to hear about it, it's not like a both
200 ping below and like trig us and you'd like get kicked or something. I just want to put that out there
Where are you? I mean, I'm a shocker right now. Um, we just did like a test game and I mean, yeah, I think I kicked
Okay, that's good. 10s. You're playing from China right now. Yep
He's a bad pick. I'm not picking tense. He's gonna be like 400 ping. Hey, by the way
Is it any story?
Yeah, whatever we playing
production in North Virginia you'll see it in the list that's East Virginia that's
east okay best server there is all right why am I seventh pick is it because you
think I'm good at the game yes yes I asked this is a mixture of chat asking
yo is this guy better than that and they said you were pretty good bro wait
Oh, no, you did power rankings on it. Yes. Yes. Yes. What was that?
Your first pick. You get to pick first.
So that's the more positive way of saying that you guys are going to walk here or is
Jaycee going to be able to mute for nine minutes. I'm not going to mute for nine minutes.
I'm not going to. Listen, I think for the draft, it's going to be like quite fast, you know,
So just already like I hope you have your thoughts like who you may want to pick if you have any questions
Maybe ask them now
I mean, how am I supposed to know who I'm gonna pick though if I'm sex peck and I don't know who's gonna get by the time
It gets you there's only gonna be three guys left
Yeah, it's actually really good math. I jinxie. Thank you
So first place, first place, by the way, first place, if I'm not mistaken, 20k, aka 10k
with your partner.
Alright.
Do we have to split with our partner?
We do.
Sorry.
Okay.
You can do a splitter steel segment.
Oh, I like that.
Come on now.
And then second place, 10k and then yada, yada, yada.
It's also someone on the discord.
All right, are there any any questions before so fast play second place big difference you want to be comfortable
It feels like there's a big difference between somebody like oxy and somebody like muda. Can I say that?
I have a big question too. Oh
Eight place gets 20 gifted subs awesome. Yes
You're not leaving with nothing tonight on a pixel baby, baby
I have a question how does the format of this even work because you said 2v2 v2
How does that even look like on paper?
So, it is kind of like League Arena, who I understood it, all right?
So it's always like 2v2 and it's a 2v2v2v2v2v2.
So everyone is playing at the same time, I don't think you have to wait.
And then you like lose HP, you get points, you get first, second, and yada yada.
And I think we play a total of, is it eight games, six games?
Production? Six games.
Six games. Six games.
And we will be done in like two to three hours.
All right? We play six games, but how long is each game?
But if you go to a certain time marker, I'm going to get moving.
I just relax.
This is like a TDM with abilities and we're like drafting stuff.
Hey, you'll find out.
No one knows it's a new mode.
Yeah.
No, no, you were watching a video about it for like 30 minutes or anything.
It's fine.
Guys, any more questions before we hop into the draft?
Does everyone know what to do?
Yeah.
Why did you put me as a pro?
Who's talking about Jonas Jonas?
I was looking at, I was googling, I was showing us rank, well I didn't say gradient, and you're like, uh, uh, yeah, in buggy in 2019, bro.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Oh, it's all good.
It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine because we're gonna be with a good, like, player, right?
So, yeah, of course.
Who's the last pick captain?
Last pick?
LCS.
Yep.
Jonas, you got this.
You have to be like this mode as well.
It's you got, like, abilities.
You can get lucky, like, get an ultimate and stuff.
Wait, you're not gonna ask.
You'll learn every smoke lineup on Mirage talking at your house for an hour.
Next question, Oney, is I was told there's like, you don't play an operator,
you just have like every ability or something.
How does that work?
I think so, yes.
I think you're all start as no one and you build your own agent.
All right.
You just have to pick the right ability.
OK. Easy.
OK. That's better ones. That's worse ones.
All right. I'll be ready, boys and girls.
Yeah, I'm ready to go. I got my break.
Ah, how did you know that?
Yes.
All right.
How to drive the lobby.
Production, you stay in this call, OK?
And, uh, what's your peak rank in this game?
Uh, I played the beta and that's it.
So you're kind of like Max for staff and go-kart level?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
One turn, Andy, now, not six.
Looks like.
OK, then we're going to hop into the draft.
Is there a link or something production,
or how do we do it?
Yeah, kid, we do have like the list of players to choose from because.
There's a screen.
It's on high, but I'm checking your text when you just pull that up.
How about as it takes you back to.
Sock.
Oh, thanks for the invite.
Woo.
As my under.
I got a start the draft.
How do we start the draft?
Starting on you, boss.
Hello.
Yo, so I just say who drops.
Yeah, it'll show on the screen too.
Okay, I'm sorry guys.
Alright, then we start with the first pick,
aka the worst player in the solo game,
Junko. It's your time to play.
Thank you for the introduction.
My first pick in the draft will be Muda.
Muda.
Who laughs this out?
Muda.
The prophecy has been told.
Muda with money on the line,
he's cheating his ass off.
What the fuck?
Don't try to, Muda.
No that is not true!
What the fuck?
I've heard it's happened Luda.
I can say I went trade for him to get rank 1.
Luda, what's the struggle to get you in this? Please like, don't cheat bro, please.
Alright, yo, what the fuck?
I'll be your badass.
Next pick is
Second worst play on this lobby.
Zarl, your choice.
Or you could say the 7th best.
Okay, before I pick any pro, does any pro want me? Just curious.
I think Oxy wants you.
Average Jonas was saying he wanted to play with you.
Hey, what the hell are you doing this?
I actually heard that as well.
I would rather hug you than play with you.
Oxy literally said I want to do a was oil very bad.
Okay, I want Oxy then.
Production, my name on here is T1 tense on this like launcher thing.
No, no, I gave the one half as gaming and have us double check to
You pick your name when you first sign in so maybe have eyes and pick that name
How else you never do that? Oh sounds like him. It's not that big of a deal. I think you can just reload easy
Let's try to get the pigs first so we can get everyone on the server
next you got oxy yes cool next you need oxy next extra extra has been picked
extra is you know who extra is I'm afraid of player something but no why I think
he I think actually the highest rated guy on yoga no arm I don't really everyone
here. Okay, that's too much. Next is fourth pick, the big C, casual on EU ping. Who's gonna
join ping to the Valorant server? What is it? 120?
Probably around 100, I'd say. Yeah. That's tense. You want to just be pink bros and
just fucking
last place gets 20 gifted.
let's go let's go out you're picking tense on 200 ping you want 50 ping
there's 200 all right there all right all right it's a negative what if that's
actually like a buffer them now it's fucking put me in line number five is
Mr. E-Rob.
Who's left? Who's left?
Left is, you see it at the...
Oh, you don't see it.
You have Sub-Rosa, who's on par with Muda, I would say.
Really, really strong solo queue player.
Very friendly guy.
Average Shonust.
Again, he said he hasn't played in a bit.
Average Shonust played some deadlock in the meantime.
But one of the highest ranked back in the day.
Still good.
Astra, the best female CS pro
who has switched to Valorant recently
Um, so she's locked. She's been playing for one and a half months counter strike in incoming and Hiko is also sitting on the table
Needs no introduction. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go sub Rosa
Fucking go
Click baited him saying he's on power for moota. He's not on part of me. I'm way better
Each of the log in right now. I mean, but bro, I'm friggin T1 10 student. Wait, are you are you log in right now?
I mean, I'm in the lot. No, why did you stop?
Okay, wait, wait, do you get kicked out if I if I log back in?
Wait, wait, oh
She's like this on a I have a question in the count. Yes, Joe. Yeah, is he go up?
Yes, counter strike also in Valorant. Yeah, he played early seasons Valorant
And he's the he's the biggest streamer Valorant, and he's
He's still thinking that's a row. No, no, no, no, no, 10.
So they got me your. Oh, he's here.
So how long ago? How long? I think so, too.
Did you lose connection just there?
Yes, bro. They I told you they just gave me 10s account.
I don't have an account for this.
No, you do. You want to?
Joe, are you going to look up liquid?
He go, bro.
Just let me send you in our DM.
We're going to do a little history lesson.
Oh, hi, guys. All right.
Joe, Bart, have you made your choice?
It's Hiko Astra and whoever is going to do they gave me the wrong.
I go.
Bro, I couldn't really hear what you were saying because JX was doing tech issues, but I would
think he told me if you have you, Joe, I got I got something for you.
Google me.
That's tough.
Oh, have you made your choice?
I mean, I'll take you now.
Okay, that's strong.
And human reactions incoming show.
Bro, I just don't understand.
What?
How do you know that?
That's my log in.
It's yours because you just go to a, can we just go to a team?
Yeah, I don't know.
I just realized, Janko, it's good that you're the host bro, because the problem's right now, I'm not gonna say I'm bro, you know what I mean?
Because if you're a player bro, the problems are gonna be there, and I'm joking, I'm joking.
Okay.
Yo, Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda.
Yo, how do you know that that's the account?
Because it's like a public doc, and it shows everyone's login, and now it has your name on it.
Brother, but I think I signed into this one. I'm not even kidding.
I think I signed into this, and it said I'm T110s.
I don't think Valorant gave me an account for this. I'm not kidding.
Well, try it again. Maybe you pasted the wrong thing in, or maybe when you went to go copy it, just try.
If it doesn't work, then yeah, they fucked up.
Yep, I signed in. T1Tan's on the top of the screen again.
Yeah, they fucked up then.
They fucked up. I don't have an account. They didn't give me an account.
Yo, hi guys. What's up, bro?
Yo, they gave 10s the same account,
so I can give you a new account.
Hold on.
Okay.
Just log out of that account.
Log out, got it, got it.
Yeah.
All right, I logged out.
What's the new one, have us?
Hold on, another good one.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Can you replace the N number with 17?
You know what I'm talking about.
On the password or the username?
The username, and then I'll send you the password.
OK.
So you want it to be 17?
OK.
17.
Like that?
Yeah, then I'll send you the password.
Could you just text it to me in Discord?
I mean, yeah, but it's like super easy.
Secret is best.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Hi, guys, are you looking at my screen?
No.
Yeah, that didn't work.
Did I have to remove one of the zeros from the name?
Is that why?
if you just send it to discord I can just copy paste them just to have exactly it in there
yeah I'm in okay I'm in but my name is on a I guess that doesn't matter right no no
If you log in, it'll tell you to change the game.
OK, got it.
All right, how about us?
Thank you.
Yeah, nice.
Let's fucking go, Muda!
Lock in!
Well, listen, yo, you're going to change your settings,
because it's a new account.
The settings that gave you yesterday's game.
Wait, why did I say my right ID is not correct?
Is Jinxie not allowed?
No, no, someone took it.
Someone took Jinxie before you.
You have to change the hashtag.
Like the hashtag.
Put Jinxie and then change the hashtag.
How is Jinxie 444 taken?
Someone probably has that taken.
What?
All right, bad.
I signed into this.
Bad.
Bad.
Bad.
Bad.
Bad.
We have to win this.
We are, bro.
We are.
We are.
I literally went live late to warm up for an hour and a half, bro.
Like you're literally like I'm frying.
Oh, you were warming up off stream.
That's what I like to hear.
I haven't done that in like two years, bro.
So yeah, we're like.
I need you to like hyper carry, bro, but I'm not gonna do shit. Don't worry
You just gotta sit there and look pretty bro. I'm taking wait. Can I show screen? I'm in like a black screen right now
Can I show this? I?
Don't know. I'm just in the game
I'm all in whatever you want the game as long as I'm not leaking anything
All right, so I go back into that call now probably I mean everyone's left it now for somebody's
and no one's in here anymore.
Yo, aren't my settings going to be out of whack, too?
I have a million credits.
Aren't my settings going to be bad enough?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, you want me to help you with everything?
Yeah, come on.
OK, OK, screen share, screen share.
Screen share this one.
I don't have to leak anything, right?
OK, yeah, good.
I believe you did.
All right.
You're in there?
You're in there?
Yeah, all right.
You see?
Why is it black?
Okay, there you go. Okay, ADS Instivity Multiplier, put it to one.
Nice.
One knife!
Instivity, sensitivity aim, you had this yesterday at 0.3, I believe.
So for this at 0.3.
Okay, um, all right.
Uh, go to controls.
Um, okay, okay, okay.
Good, good, good.
Okay, go to crosshair.
top top middle top middle all right let me give you my crosshair let me give you my crosshair
put it in discord got it got it got it got it all right uh sense this is what you had yesterday
bro how do you find this stuff like how do you how do you get a crosshair like this
uh i don't know it's it's no no the import import
yo what the you pressed export you pressed export before you pressed export go back to the
coffee is so fucking import okay good good good all right uh go to video video okay now what
yeah yeah off off off everything fucking off in here okay yeah off off off uh and then putting
put the video reflex the latency to on plus boost
and then limit FPS always put it to on
the last one at the last option
test on and put the 60 to 500.
Done, done, done.
Graphics quality.
Okay, everything low except the first one.
Okay, multi-thunder rendering to keep it on.
Everything else after that low, low, low, low, low.
Boom, boom, boom, off, off, off, off, off, off.
lower but low low low like blow it yeah off off off off off off and then put the
forex the 8x with the forex sweet what about MS4 for keep it keep it keep it
what about multi-thread rendering keep it on on on on on on the lock trust trust
for lock and that's it go go to closed settings where bottom very bottom very
bottom middle. Okay, and then go to range. Enter range. It's on the left side of your
screen. Yeah, you can stop your screen check if you want.
All right, let me stop my screen check. Muda, we should go back into the server and join
our team call, I think, so we can pop it out.
Okay, do we have one? It should be Team Jimsy. Do you see it?
Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, go, go, go, join.
All right, now it should go on the range, right?
Yes, go to the range.
Also, I don't know if you want to have, you could put your skins on, too, if you want
skins, but that's the least important.
I don't really mind.
I don't mind.
You should just warm up your fingers, but warm up your fingers.
Where do I go for this?
Go to the range.
It says enter range on the left side of your screen, middle left.
You'll just say enter range.
I'm in there.
I'm in there.
Okay, done.
All right.
I'm going to open up your stream real quick.
I have a feeling because this isn't my tournament, I'll win it, I think.
not I think we will that's my guess it's not a guess my old friend ready
promise listen um we don't talk about this oxy guy bro like who's better you
if I if I show you like I just I just played him yesterday in a ranked game I
think I dropped like six kills in his head top and won the game with him in
his duo so I just shut them both of them all right by gun by gun by gun or
over. This one right? Phantom? Danny, Phantom, go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, get that ass on Phantom. Get that ass on Phantom. Get that ass on Phantom.
Okay, uh, practice. Fuck's sake. Press practice. Oh, hell no.
What's wrong? Nothing, nothing. Just press on practice.
All right. There you go. There you go. Yes. There you go, bro. Uh-huh.
I feel like this guy has no recoil, I'm not even getting it.
It doesn't, it doesn't.
Get used to your movement.
Bro, do I look pretty good out here?
You do look good, you look good.
Don't be stiff, like move around, move around.
What I want you to do, I want you to do it.
Don't listen to your chatter, that's a stop crouching.
You keep crouching.
Just get up, get up, moving around.
There's two ASBs, you can use the shoulder player.
This game is like 90% movement, 100% aim.
Jump over the edge, jump over that edge.
Jump over the edge that you're looking at.
Jump over that, get close to them, walk around them.
Wow, dude.
If you move in Valorant, your gun goes everywhere.
You have to stay still.
Exactly.
If you stay still, you need to walk in, stop in, then shoot in.
You need to walk in, and then upon you see an enemy, you stop and shoot.
Like practically that.
Nice nice nice oh my god, you're lost. Let's fucking go
Nice nice
Now what it's gonna be a lot of abilities
I don't know what's gonna happen
So I can't really prep you for that
One of those where I should like pull it down probably
Yeah, but not that much it's not it's not it's not like it's not CS bro, especially
Yeah, I would stay away from them. This is the Phantom. This is your gun. This is your gun. This is your gun
Let's not drag you too hard to the floor. Okay. Oh my god, really?
range or like me no no no no after like 15 I don't know the exact 15 to 20 meters or the
20 to 25 meters maybe um it doesn't do any more inside hits for 140 it doesn't matter
all right um chat how do we find the game like what do we do
chat when do we do when do we do
I
Get in my game get in my game get in my game
I'm gonna invite you
Wait is this you I just invited you is this great? I don't know. That's you let me see hold up
Wait, is this you I invited someone is that you?
Thank you in here. Oh
All right
Can you put your inner party together and leave the range?
Ow!
Bitch, I'm him!
Does server matter?
All right, back out to the main menu.
The range starts.
How do I back out?
What, server?
Oh, OK.
Well, how do I get out?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, how do I back out?
Oh, back out.
Press the stage and then hop right.
It'll show up.
Oh God, why can't I press the A to the N menu?
Leave match, God.
What, dude, I'm actually talking to him.
All right, I'm pressing find match.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, actually, I didn't take it,
I didn't take it, I didn't take it, I didn't take it.
Shut up, you little...
Shut up, you little...
We're gonna win!
We are gonna win bro!
Whoa!
Chalice!
Whoa!
Sweet!
Bro, Valdivar is only five years old.
I didn't even know that.
That was older.
I
know. I mean, download as much information as I can here. Okay.
Um, probably
draft an ability. Should I draft chat?
Yeah, I draft it. I draft a dash.
So what should I do?
Use the sheriff by the sheriff. And then what ability
I don't know whatever you see. Oh, uh, dash. You see a dash jet. Yeah. Oh my god, sorry.
Running out.
Two on the right side, two on the right side, two on the right side, two on the right side.
Oh, I can't know how to play this. One's at 110.
I
Don't how do I just die like that
Wait, so what are we watching right now? I
Don't know what they're doing. I don't know what this is. Why are they like shooting each other, huh?
What do they do? I just use the frenzy. You should use the frenzy here. I'll tell you what gonna use okay
I'll use it by the frenzy by the frenzy. Okay, and then what ooh so far recon bolt Intel by that
So far recon bolt. Yeah by that by that
And I shoot it out little shoot it out. Yeah, you shoot it out
I'm a blue box player standing
They're gonna stop taking fights so fast.
Primuda, how did you get out of Katria?
Bro, I was one shot, but I think I'm just going too fast.
Bro, Muto, what the fuck?
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
I'm learning just as much as you are right now.
Wait.
Increase recon pulses.
Yeah, I need that.
We're gonna lose no we're not
Bait me bait me bait me I want you to be
Okay, what should I get now contingency dash I'm buying that we have two dashes
I'm gonna buy this contingency
Good work off tonight. I'm gonna go. Okay. Okay ready. Look at this. Yeah, I think it's low
I'm gonna stay with you. I'm gonna drone for you with my
Bro, Muda, Oxy, just put his nuts in your throat.
That's why you're standing.
Boy, I'm like, I'm getting like, sucked on shit, bro.
One sec.
I need to figure this mode out.
See, I understand that, I think.
It's, everybody breaks off into individual 2v2 fights,
right?
Yes.
It's literally 2v2s, but there's like a-
Muda, I want you to bait me.
I want you to, like, bait me, bro.
do you agree yeah I mean not really not really okay not really not really just
play with me follow me wherever I go
standing ahead there they are I got him with my bowl
What the-
Making cover.
Stop the fire.
I'm walking mid.
Don't get sidelined.
One enemy remaining.
Is it 88?
Oh, I don't know what that's-
Is it 88?
Ten seconds left.
Should I bait?
No, there's one second left.
Over time
It's fine
Play my life out more
I'm gonna get spot Mura, I'm gonna get spot Mura
Mura
Run enemy away
Let's fucking go!
That's what I do, man!
No, let them fuck down!
Man, like, no, I walked right out of my walkie shit down!
The other guy dashed on me.
I just killed him.
That's what happened.
We just took down first place.
That was first place.
Okay, then, uh, Warden, what the fuck?
I haven't tried the warden wait wait wait wait wait what come to my house
So don't try to was it worth it show me the guardian the judge of the warden guardian judge reward
I'm going I'm going warden. I'm going judge with shotgun crotch. You can ADS you can AD
Stop the fire
Standing in there
Hold my right side. Hold my right side. I got your right. I got your right. I'm holding your right side with a shotgun. I
I got your right side with the shotgun.
I'm gonna reverse some job art.
Last player standing.
Ten seconds left.
One enemy remaining.
Last player dead.
Mudo, we are in dead last man.
it's fine it's not how you start it's how you finish the race it's how you it's
how you finish the race it's just like dude all right come on come on
stop it
I'm walking at him with a shoddy. It's the easiest game ever, but it's a 1v2 and the pros dead
I'm gonna shoot
I hit him
left, left, left, left, left
That's what we do
Come on!
Come on, Muda!
Just tee up, Muda
tee up
tee up, bro
Should I stay on the Guardian Judge or Warden?
I'm just gonna stay on the Warden
I'm gonna start walking happy with the shotty
happy with the shawty and just seeing what happened
One enemy remaining
Other ones dead. It's a one-day kill
Play your life out, okay?
Stalking fire
I'm a queue up for intel. I don't see him
they walk in they walk in they walk in they just walk with me
you're the you're the goat you are the goat
I see you both still I still be kicking
let me lock it let me lock it I didn't know what's going on here
wait resurrection revive a fallen ally at full health
I could be your pocket kitten
my ult's ready
I'm doing resurrection
no we're put on
that's my axe right
right well joke so much and if you die I was right here
hit him ptp you die on us right here
all right listen jixie jixie you're going on you gotta believe me bro
Listen, I need you to never give up no matter how, like, no matter how much you want me to have.
You're steady! Yes, daddy!
I'm learning just as much as you are.
You're steady!
Okay, let's go.
Okay, okay, come on, come on, one more second.
Oh my gosh, I have a revive, by the way.
If you die, I will wreck you, I will wreck you.
Exactly, exactly.
I don't mean to do that. Oh god, I'm on a thing.
We're not even...
I don't know what's happening
My mouth side with my mouth side. How do I close out of this?
Where I'm in a glitch, but uh
Deep right deep right. He's on the right side of the map behind the blue box. I
I just found a glitch.
Muda, I just found a bug, my attack tank.
Muda, I just found a bug.
I'm gonna jump down and hold the bug.
Oh my god, Muda, I found a bug.
Okay, okay, lock it.
I'm obviously not trying to do that
Bro just don't updraft and spawn because if you updraft and spawn you get a glitch
Okay, okay, okay done. All right
Let's take it slow. All right, I'm gonna
Don't overthink it
Where where am I? Where am I? I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
Oh
We got a fire around because we're top two
It's like we just passed work. We're doing so good
Oh keep doing what you're doing
I just need your meds don't to be always up
Okay. Lock in.
SPLATCH!
Second place!
YATSURA! YATSURA!
Okay. I'm gonna use my E first.
This shield though. He pops it. Don't take any fights. Don't take any fights.
Making cover.
Hold my left. Hold my left. Don't work on my right.
Making cover.
He's got another shield. Wait for it.
Yeah
Three teams remaining jobs not finished boy. Yeah, I told you we're gonna win this tournament pull my life on the line
Let's just play off my sound cues, but you have really good listening. Okay, just keep listening to me. That's it
I'm hiding here what I'm hiding right in this corner. Okay
One enemy remaining
One more one more right here. Wait, what do you want? I don't have to fight him. I don't have to fight him, right?
It's oxy though. I don't have to fight him right way. I can read you. I can read you
No, you can't you can't get out gonna get out get out get out get out let him walk into your crosser. Don't move
But how do you know how do you know?
Dude in those scenarios if I'm in a 1v1 with the pro shot just bait my life. What do you think?
No, no if you're a 1v1 you just have to like gun out and you have to like maybe play off position
You know if you're good enough position bro luck wise feel how this back
I'm in a one enemy remaining
good try mood up it's just means so far I just mean so far I think it jack not bad
right
Right, so I don't understand fucking down. I don't know. It's just like
Every time I boot this game up. I just cannot fucking compete. I can't
It's not a panic dash chat. I used Bo chat. Don't tell me to put the game
Don't tell me again. I stunned him and I dashed. He just wasn't stunned. That's it
We'll tell me again
or a or a fun that went
or a
We can listen if he though and Joe Bart are running this tournament. We should not have any worries about anything
Listen, we weren't in that game until like the seventh round because I had to figure out how to play the game
He's right now that I know how to
We're just gonna be able to fry everybody
One of eight OMG E Rob win one of nine go say something to him
I don't know what to do my gun goes like this
Like I'm just shooting so because you have people I'm trying my best yo third place for first try is really good
I'm not gonna lie, and I know how to play this game or now
I'm gonna get way better abilities, bro
I was rushing my abilities because I didn't know jixie what I want I can't like I can't
I'm my abilities to choose from I'm not going to be able to know what to choose what your abilities are
What I'm wanting to do is I want to trust your chat, bro
I want to trust your chat and I want you to tell me what there is and if I don't give you an answer
Then listen to your chat or what they pick okay, okay? Can I pee mood up? Yeah?
Yo third place not bad for the first set there. No, that's not bad
Now chat, I don't think Jinxie's chat's in the troll, bro.
I think like, okay, chat, they troll when it's time to troll, but I genuinely think that
like they're gonna help them when it comes to abilities, because they're not evil, you
know?
Like, there's time, there's times to troll and there's times not to troll.
And that's what I like about Jinxie's column, like, they're gonna walk in.
Because the thing is, I can't see what he has on his abilities, but I'm trying
to focus on mine because it's a brand new game mode, so I'm trying to figure
out what the fuck I want to do too.
put jimsy on odin? that's actually not a bad idea but that's actually not a bad idea
also should i stay on my fast sense or should i play small sense?
because i feel like i'm getting in my head about these shots that i could be hitting
like i feel like i'm getting in my head about my aim
i mean i just did a one hour wall- you know what? i don't want to bring up sense
It's actually the worst fucking thing ever
You just gonna stay on my sense
Yeah, this is not now is not the time bro. This now is not the time to do this bullshit
Muda choose Phoenix all in this it's OP. Yeah, bro. I just wasn't thinking clearly because again, it's my first time
Okay, first of all, we need dash if I get lucky enough for a jet dash
We need dash second of all my alt should be Phoenix all if I could if I could that's big basically playing with two
Mood is on one team with my phoenix all I'll tell jakey don't my body and I just Phoenix all and I go kill up two times in a row
Okay, so chat listen
Shits are right down on notes one sec. You need a note panel. Yeah, get it. Yo, that's the yo
That's the type of shit. I want in my squad right? What's the second ability that what if you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm just so no
Bring that passion bring that passion. Sorry, bro. I'm sorry
Okay dash chat we want dash what's the other one chat do you know that pep
Gordy older speech where he's like I love my life very much I love my life so
much but we lost the passion we lost the passion do you guys know that pep
speech that's the shit I need on my team do y'all know that speech bro say
lark look it up look it up it's why pep is the greatest coach ever any type
of stun number four is my alt ability my alt ability will be Phoenix alt if I
could get lucky all right if I get lucky which I will get lucky what a
Phoenix I'll do what a scenic soldier I have two lives bro so if I die I could
resurrect myself and kill another guy wait that's broken I don't know chat
also we could do I mean check we really want ISO shield ISO shows good you're
But I feel like I'd rather have a dart or leave the door to oh my god wait. We leave the dirt
Do we charge the GC with dirt?
What do you mean trust in see the dark there cuz boys really hard like if I have to ask like when I talk it locks me out
I'm such an aimer. I'm an all-aim player the second I talk it locks me out
So I don't want to ask for a utile
I just play better when I like just like egoist take a 1v2, but in my in like my way
So that's what I'm saying
Chat should we put Phoenix? Should we put Isle of Shield or no?
No chat I don't like Clova, I don't like Clova
Phoenix sort of like the Aiyana ability, but you can all that's insane. Yeah, exactly
That's literally disgusting. Yeah, take it take it Aiyana ult, but you can actually shoot and if you die, you just get Resgen. That's so disgusting
Matt!
Muda, come on! Let's go. Yo Muda, let's go! Whatever you were doing on the back half there, take that shit up!
I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. We went from a to second and finished third. That's insane
Oh, it's really good. It's really good. Nice table five
See that's how it's confused because it's not actually to be to be to just to be to broke up a bunch of times
Check chat by frenzy sure by frenzy chat you guys tell me by frenzy and then what bolt recon bolt got it
No by the ghost okay. I'm gonna get the ghost and then I'm gonna get the re-combo
I'm gonna get ready. Come on
They take it slow now take it slow
Oh
Let's go let's go let's go holy crap mood off can you guys like this?
What do you guys like all right take it slowly take it slowly take it slowly
MOTA! MOTA!
THERE WE GO, BOY!
COME ON, DOG!
THAT'S WHAT I WANT!
You're a- No, you're- Muda, I lowkey forgot you're actually fucking disgusting at this game.
I forgot this shit, bro.
Revealing area.
Nice, good job. I like that idea, guys.
Bomb body, bomb body, bomb body.
You're fucking gross, bro. You're absolutely gross.
You are legitimately pro level, bro.
Holy fuck.
You're a good dart. I like that dart out of you.
Somebody in my chat told me I have to charge them. I didn't even know that.
I like that. I like that. I like that.
Oh, throw a sticky grenade.
I just like stuff where I'm just annoying.
Like, I just want to be annoying with my abilities.
I like this map a lot, bro, play this map slow, please.
Yes.
I'm low HP, okay, I'm very low HP.
I'm low, I want them to come to us, okay, I want them to come to us this round.
One
One one one one one one one ten seconds left
Do we want oh my god
You haven't died we don't you have not died you haven't died
Do I have to take wingman? Do I have to take wingman?
How do you stand, male? Chat, what should I do?
Chat, what should I do? What should I do?
Do I have to take wingman? Chat, or no? Does it keep...
I like the little boom-bop thing.
René, just run.
I'm darting mid-left.
You're a really idiot.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy.
I've never been killed like this before!
I've never been killed like this before!
Dude, I've never been killed like this before!
I've never been killed like this before!
Yo, bro, oh my god!
Did you inject heroin up your ass or something?
No, bro, it's just a chosen one.
It's when you're like...
Yo, it's not even like yo, stay...
...before I'm gonna throw it.
Just stay on it.
Over time!
I'm just gonna spam you till at the start of every round.
All I wanna do is make sure I have nothing in my pocket before I peek, literally.
I like this map.
I wanna play it slow.
Alright.
Starting now.
I
Eat man Joe Bart
You are incredible
This is disgusting!
YET, BRO!
OHH MY GOSH!
Over time.
WHAT?!
Yo, I don't even know how much of a lead we're in, but I think it's pretty big.
Yeah, we haven't lost a single round, so...
Okay, should I buy the Warden Outlaw or Judge? What do you want, Muda?
I'm gonna buy the Warden.
So maybe I get the Judge for close range?
Maybe you get the judge, fuck it, yeah, judge is like the most easy thing.
Chet, do I have to buy the wingman or no? Do I have to?
Standing ahead.
Wingman.
There they are.
I'm walking, right?
I'm playing Shaddy's close.
Hold my right, hold my right, hold my right, hold my right, hold my right, hold my right.
I'm just gonna finish without ever taking a second ability.
I want my dash. Maybe you don't get a dash
One enemy remaining
Beep beep
Take this little come here
Over time that was oxy by the way that guy that you your chat was telling me to pick by the way
I'm currently 16 oh
Okay, um, what are you legitimately could go pro in this game legitimate? I know I know I know you could be a fucking pro
Okay, don't don't this back wall for me. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, got it back wall
Find you revealing area
There they are
I do need shot.
Watch my left. I'm holding right? I'm holding right?
He's deep in spot. Walk up little more. I don't think I should use a shotty anymore. I'm walking with you though.
Let's go, Mooda!
Mooda, I don't think a shot is the play. Everybody just bait. 10 seconds. They're just baiting spawn.
You're doing good, bro. You're doing good.
I'm gonna get off this shotty because I want to be able to help you a little bit.
yeah yeah no no I like you on I'd like to get your shot I mean it's whatever
you feel for a time I'm doing it over I don't want I know but I'm noticing a
trend of people just sitting back I know they just kind of sit back so I don't
think the shotty gets much use bro K drill intense went from eighth to oh
another and fourth we're actually gonna win holy shit holy shit new
stage well I'd like never want to remember for all Blake form okay this is my
old what should I get my cat pick pick you pick what do you see it
they're all saying thrash I'm gonna use thrash I've got your trail I don't
know what he does I'm gonna follow right
I don't know what this is
Black player standing.
Oh, it's a R-C-H-D!
Prepare for help!
10 seconds left. One enemy remaining.
Grenade is lying.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god, you are you just killed oxy bro. You just killed oxy bro. Bro. I don't care that I killed oxy guys like levels below me
What's your all
I have an R6 Egor. I know what to do now. I know what to do now. I've got your trial
my territory my rules but if you are insane one one all by the way
which I know I can actually use my old behind a wall my territory
It's gonna be a long tournament. So like bro, just do keep doing whatever you're doing. It's
thrash thrash thrash all
All right, job's not finished. I just wanna get a kill. I just wanna get a kill. I wanna get a kill
Final four. All right, we go. I'm gonna go chat warden
Or Odin Warden or Odin
Or then or Odin I'm gonna go Odin or I'm gonna go water. Yeah, okay. Let's go
One enemy remaining
I just, would I kill a pro?
No!
I just killed a pro player!
You just killed a pro player.
Oh my god!
I can do that!
Yes!
There we go!
Shit the fuck down on our beats!
Here we go!
Sit down!
New stage.
Three teams remaining.
By round.
Oh!
Phantom or Operator, Muta, I can get Frisky on the op.
It's up to you, I mean.
When I play CS, I just play me op.
Is it a one shot?
It's up to you. I mean when I play CS. I just play me up. Is it a one-shot? It is a one-shot. Yeah
Bro, when I play CS, this is the only thing I can kill right?
Would I glitch? I glitched.
I don't remember. We don't have to play this. Oh my god, cuz we're in a pie.
Muda, I don't know what the health means, but we have a hundred health. We never lost around out of it.
We're still going to come in first, isn't it?
I'm beating behind with my AWP.
I
Can laugh with my out thinking that one remaining
Last player
Don't you worry kid is it 70 10 seconds left
I feel like I almost hit him, I feel like I almost hit him, I feel like I almost hit
him.
Nah, he just killed me before I killed him, but I definitely would have hit him.
I was on his chest.
I'm offing mid.
Oh, it's an offing.
Okay, hit 140.
Jogorat hit 140.
That's an off the method.
Damn it.
One and nine climb.
Puff.
Wait, Joe just got us.
Okay, we got locked in now.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, we got locked in now
Oh, so they're gonna fight I get it. It's a class man standing it's what runs you it's your health last look mooda
Everybody else is watching this the winner of this fights us
So Joe is gonna fight us in the finals now
If we kill him we win this we get first
Which I'm gonna use the Phantom I got you tell me the Phantom
Ending ahead
I did it. Wait, Mudo, what did I do wrong? What did I do wrong?
Last chance. Wait, I don't know my stuns could hit you. No, that's fine. Oh no. Okay, I'm
just going to op. This isn't often. I'm just scared top. I'm going to op Joe. Don't
I'm gonna hop Joe. Let's do it Joe
Standing ahead
We need is right
overall, but Joe and them got first in that.
Bro, I'm just, dude, I hate this game.
I'm just perma stunned in fucking abilities.
I'm netted, I'm rooted, I'm stunned.
I'm blinded, there's like a bot,
like a clone walking on me.
Jack, did we win that tournament or no?
We got second, they got first.
They had 20 health left, we had zero.
We had a hundred, but they kept killing us.
Hello, hello, can you guys see us?
Yeah.
Quick question guys, a minute ago you guys were 21 and 0, a minute ago you were full HP while everyone was 1 HP, about to get eliminated, but you somehow got 2nd, what went wrong?
I don't know, I think once the AWPs came out, Joe Bort had a nice AWP kill on me and GC stunned me in one of the rounds where I could have hit the round win, it's all good.
So where does it tell me he'd pay you 10 bucks if you threw this? And now I'm being suspicious.
Yo, I'm Jay here.
Bro, what's the leaderboard?
The leaderboard.
I'm going to show it right now.
I'm going to read it out to you.
We should be in first, right?
You are not in first, my friend.
All right.
Joe Bart and Geeko are in first, the team
that you just lost to.
All right?
You would have been in first.
You are second, but far behind.
135 points.
First place, 200 points.
All right?
Her play's on an oxy. Tyler won an extra fourth.
E-Rub sub-rosa, Ludwig Astra, Aero, Averachona,
K-Drill intense at the bottom.
All right? You guys need to lock in.
20k for first place, 10 for second.
Muda, I don't know what monitor you're looking at right now,
but I know what you're looking at.
I'm looking at chat, you fucking asshole.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what Bosa said? You know what Bosa said?
You know what Bosa said?
What it was?
Your stream started lagging.
He was like, he's got some Chrome tabs open.
I was gonna say that you are almost the first one to ever get a flawless already on day one
That's aura. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, bro
I feel like we should have won that I just a gypsy study one round, which is nice
You should figure it out. We don't want to waste more of your time
All right, let's go over to Gico and Joe Bart the winner Joe Bart the guy who killed
I can't believe it the new I'd see you guys fight winner
Oh, hello
We have 20 health if we lose one game we're out and
And
Also, I didn't even have
Oh my god, everyone just gets moded. I like the worst game was that was the worst ability there
It's like a matter like both what the worst abilities I went 21 and oh
This has been bad. I just surprised how we didn't win that jinx. See you're actually a waste of sperm
Dude, I'm gonna be honest with you man. That's probably the rudest thing. I've ever heard in my entire life like I'm
I'm genuinely serious man, that's probably the rudest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I'm a waste of sperm.
Brochelle, I just don't know what to do, I need advice, because like I'm just, the first
minute of the round, I'm spamming abilities, I'm getting spammed by abilities, and then
it's like, I don't, I don't know.
I
It's looking good honestly, he got the ice cream might be on you. What's your favorite flavor?
Bro, why does so much so handsome? I mean bro, I didn't know I could stun you like I didn't fucking know
You know what it is though?
I need to shoot more of the shit that comes at me.
Just check.
Anything that rolls at me, just shoot, just shoot.
Need to push and bait for Muda.
Yeah, I think that's what I could be most useful doing is just rushing every round.
Honestly, honestly, bro, Muda, I have to start shooting more of the random shit
that comes at me yeah why not yeah and also I need to run at people and just
bait for you like I need to be dying before you every fucking round because
then it's like at least you have a I'm like a UAV at least if I die after you
I can't be a UAV for you you know I'm gonna copy I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
job just gonna I'm just gonna run at people bro it's like no no no no no no
Jixie don't overcomplicate it but we've played that game and went first
And I went 21. Yeah, and then the house came out man. Yeah, that's right. What is right?
That I so shield is good, but I never like using I so sure because it just gives your your position away when you have that thing
thing
Ding I like my dash bro
So I'm old school, bro. I like my dash. I like my dash. I like my dash the thing is
check the thing is bro I think um I think I'm gonna if they don't give me
dash as the first dash ability I think confinement set check confinement
confinement is that how it works if I don't get an ability if I don't get the
dash ability on my first one I just skip the ability and wait for a dash
out of a Saturday with the two months of living kid you gotta see up in the
ops rollout you gotta see up kid yeah I mean brother I have to just figure out
a playstyle with it. What's on the Agaprops? It will kill you and say don't leave. I'm just
going to dash on them. I'm going to run on them. Because how are they going to kill me
if I'm on their face? Oh, 111 Kevin. Great. Sweeeet. Why should when Ops come out? 111.
Well, yeah, I'm a level 5 on the game. Half of the lobbies are pros. I mean, yeah,
I'm 111. You're not shooting any of the other team's abilities, which is why you're
getting scanned and pre-fired every round. Got it.
I wonder I just okay so chat should I if I don't get dash ability well you dequeed
us. Bye bye I don't mean to do that. Not here. Chat so if if dash doesn't come out
first hand. Joe is 11 and 8 what is your excuse? Joe has been playing
battle ring for years. Joe has reached platinum rank in battle ring. I don't
even have a rank. I'm going against 10s, Eggster, and 100 thieves, Hiko, and Oxy. I'm like,
yeah, shut the fuck up! I don't like being- Bro, this would be like if I hosted a siege
tournament and it's 2v2, 1 creator, 1 pro, and then there's a level 8 who goes 1 and
11 and then you guys are like, 1 and 11, 1 and 11, 1 and 11. It's like, yeah, I
I have the lobbies are bros!
I'm not God!
I have the least great time out of any player in this tournament by a mile.
That's why I got the first pick, dipshit. God, you're an idiot.
Oh, fine. The E-ability is the first ability to get, right? Because mine's bounded to something else.
match found
Yeah, let's go. Let's go. This shit is hella fun by the way like it's this is a dude
It's like nonstop dopamine. This is genuinely fun, and I'm not even getting kills. Yeah, it's fine
It's nice. I like actually like this game mode. It's not bad
They said not a lot of what I was trying to do a minute. Oh, okay. Oh
Yeah, what do you want? What do you want chat?
Okay, I like this chat one two or three. What do you want guys?
Like my sulks
All right, I have a turret
Yo, if you ever see a dog like a dog
Wait, my game is bliss I'm stuck
right side, on the right side, on the right side. All right, nobody right.
Target sighted. Still nobody right. Yeah. Still nobody right. Hold that left now, please.
Holding your left now. Ten seconds left. All right, walk up with me, walk up with
I don't like any of these, what the fuck?
Should we walk up, hold your shift, hold your shift.
I did it, I did it.
Ok, I'll try.
He walked through the smoke.
10 seconds left
10 seconds left
SHOT!
SHOT!
BOI!
So do we gain HP every time we win a round or no?
Damn, we really lost 100 HP
That's crazy
Um,
I do like so many darts, but I want my dash though
I'm walking deep left, I'm walking deep left, I'm walking deep left, I'm walking
deep left I'm walking deep 10 second I'm a free flank free flank player standing
you're behind them you're behind them
stay no way I don't understand where my bullets go on this dog shit-ass game I
don't understand where the fuck do my bullets honestly go seriously this
Shit, it's dead. Oh, I didn't invite space, but it chose it
Jack pressing space also chooses
They want me off
10 seconds left just one enemy remaining.
Let's go!
Come on!
We're looking good.
We're looking good.
Um, check.
Do I have to take slow orb or no?
Do I have to or no?
I'm walking, walking out, walking out, get him, get him.
The 1v1, 10s, no, no, no, he's on a 500 ping, he's on 500 ping.
Walk up on him, hold shift and walk up on him.
YAH!
Oh my god!
I like how you listen, I like how you dance!
I like how you listen if you can listen to me like that
What should I get that trailblazer pulse
Yo, Joe and them are shitting the bed right now. This is our chance to regain points
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna see I'm just trying to like I have really bad abilities, bro
Tens new stage. Oh my god
I
Steam beacon
I was gonna go go go go go have it up
Oh, you have off okay post up right side then
He broke he has it off
I got a play more passive every I'm never using me up
Yeah, dude all that matters at the end cuz I think it's a double at the end
They're both there. They're both there. They're both in spawn, spawn.
Well, the AWP makes it really duke as fuck me, bro. Like, I don't know how to play them.
Bro, I feel like I'm- I'm pressing.
Yeah, I just need to go off instead of on my angle.
The abilities will make me late every day.
Oh, the time.
I can just off right to an angle
Like you're in a
Slow, I'm gonna play slower, bro. I could just often hold an angle. I feel like I can't tell you
Yeah, I'll just hold an angle but like actually I love that out of you. Yeah, I don't think I don't think I should
All right, well
I'm not even gonna be able to do whatever I fuck up
Now, but you see what I mean like just give me on an awful never lose
No, no, but it's it's like now it's stage three look at the top of the screen
These rounds matter more because it's 20 damage 10 seconds left
Now it's just really the ability since messing me up what old chat what old
My ult's ready
My ult's ready
When I'm not at the long run bro what?
You're dead.
One enemy.
You're the guy.
Wait, how are you dead?
How'd you die?
I've got your trail.
So, you're gonna- Yo, something's gonna come at you.
Get out of the smoke.
Get out of the smoke.
Get out of the smoke.
I'm gonna green mist. What is this trash ass black ass game? I don't have the ops though
Excuse you fine. No, no, that means they don't have the op either though
This shit's disgusting fine, I got bad
On the thing I hit him up. Yeah, I hit him so much nice nice nice nice see bro. All right, two teams just got knocked out
We cannot lose again and we can do what Joe and I did.
Yeah, let's go.
Yo, listen, nobody that got high last time is winning now.
So we're still playing against them.
Joe and them are doing good.
There.
Oh, 30, 30.
Alright, so there's only five or six teams left.
Last chance.
Six teams remaining.
as long as we can't die again. Jack, Guardian or Warden?
I'm gonna Wolf off for real.
I'm Wolfing.
This will be one.
Fodder for the Jack.
But don't die.
Stay in beacon here.
I can see a turret, man, but I don't see him.
You're gonna get knocked out because they have 20 they're gonna get knocked out
Yes, look look at the top of the screen see 20 damage see
There's only four teams left. Yeah. Yeah. Where do I go? Well, I want to up. I want
this side left side. I get like this. Got it. Yes, sir. I'm not in good ability. I'm
I'm just gonna get right on it. I'm gonna get to an angle.
I'll try to shoot her as much as I can.
I'm gonna, don't worry. I'll shoot her though. It's just up.
Don't worry about the abilities, just see. I'll shoot them.
Pushing the right.
It's all exciting
But they just walked out of this they just walked out of seconds left
Three teams remaining
Joe and them are gonna win the tournament brown they're gonna win the fucking tournament
Well, they're not bro. They're no one else's winning this tournament except for us
How many rounds is left guys there's gotta be a lot of rounds left is three hours long the bros
I didn't do this game honestly the best thing we want is to blow to the wind
Is this the bros are wins that make it the most place?
Also child jet nice is good. I don't know when jet nice is good with jet ability
oh my god you're so good you're such a good all I feel like I didn't need it all
there but that was like a guarantee you know general thank you for the fucking
20
well this this is round three okay okay okay yeah this is what is this the
second this is the third round right now what's happening there's the end of
We got fourth, we got fourth, we still we got, I think fourth, then second, then fourth, right chat?
One on box.
Yeah, well like this guy is like such a new, but he's killing everyone with the AWP.
He's off the top.
Joe actually understands the game.
Yo, dumbass!
Joe Hippert!
I'm not even ranked!
I played Valorant for a week and I was meowing in game try and then I got off!
You're actually gonna piss me the fuck off!
I don't- Joe has played this game for years!
I don't play this game!
This wackass shit!
shut the fuck up oh my god you are annoying as piss you got to spending free
mood up oh I'm trying my best I'm over what I don't any of these abilities I
don't any of what's coming at all you play FPS games alright I'm gonna talk to
You dumb fuck right now!
You play the PS games, I pay Rainbow Six Siege on an Xbox and a controller for 10 years of my life.
There is no crossover from Rainbow Six Siege with an Xbox controller on a console on 60 to 120 frames
to that going valorant mouse and keyboard 500 frames with a dancing frog on my face going
going blah blah blah, and then a green mist of smoke, and then a fucking clone going whoo!
And then a frog who jumps into the sky and spits cum on my face. There is a zero fucking crossover.
Okay? I put 10 years of my life into console controller Rainbow Six Siege. You stupid mother
fuckers. You stupid fox. Like you guys are the most annoying shit ever. There is no fucking
crossover. Yeah, Joe is way better than me at Valorant. Joe has played Valorant for years!
I played for one week and I was meowing in Game Chat in Swift Plays.
Shut the fuck up! 90% of my gaming lifetime has been Rainbow Six Siege and Clash Royale.
That's where I put all my hours. You stupid cock-suckers in the chat.
But I'm literally trying my best. I'm overwhelmed by all these fucking abilities
There's a frog who jumps into the sky and then goes
And then I can't see anything
And then there's another thing where it's like hold F to remove a cage because there's a cage around me
Like this shit like no, I don't know what I'm doing
Abilities and like enter flow state and that's it. We'll be able to win this
No, Jixi, we're still in second place, by the way, bro.
Yo, it's a bonus, by like 100 points, and that's just one first-place game.
Yeah, my chat is pissing me the fuck off right now.
Yeah, but we're, but the joint I said, but we're in second place right now,
with four games, or three games left to go.
Yeah, we need to have Joe's team do bad, and then we have to do good, and I need to step down.
That's it, bro, like, that's literally it.
Because everyone's gonna get smarter.
I think they already plateaued, to be honest.
I'm still learning, like, bro, I just need good abilities, that's it.
I need like I need like good abilities and bro, we're just gonna win so easily
This is the board, okay, let me see the board. Yeah, well, okay, so they're at 300 point. Yeah, how much points is it when you win?
How much points do you get if you win a game you get 100, okay, but we're down we're down one game and a couple of points
Shoot the frog, he flies into the sky, I have one second to shoot him and then he comes
on my face, laterally.
Whatever that broken ass champion is, needs to be nerfed or vaulted from the game, period.
This little fucking frog jumps into the sky and then comes on my face in a second and
then I get immediately swung right after by some fucking pro player who immediately
had chops me and I have like six thousand delinquents spamming free mood out
your trash I find one clip of me claiming to be good at this game I don't
think I'm good I don't think I'm good I have 20 hours on the game shut up I have
the least experience out of anybody in this lobby obviously I'm gonna be the
more swear oh yeah because I hit champion and rainbow I'm supposed to be a
god at every game bro when I played rainbow I was horrible I was a bronze
player it took me 30,000 hours to actually get good at the game like god
damn get off my dick don't let them ruin your flow state we got this we're
in second place you can win this game we will win this game we're in second
It's Timmy is good at every game. It's Timmy's the greatest video game player of all time. You ignorant stupid motherfucker
Timmy is the best gamer of all time. Like what type of comparison is that?
Yeah, no shit Sherlock. I'm not as good at games as fucking Timmy. Wow!
Do you want a medal for your observation?
You're also not as good as Timmy at any games.
Wait, last game is double points.
Yeah, that we wouldn't mind. Yeah. Can you do me a favor real quick? I want you to close your eyes, and I want you just imagining the the leaderboard and it just says Muda and JC at the top at first place and then you taking your shirt off and screaming you're the truth and that we just won $50,000. Can you do that for me real quick?
Yes, I imagine it it done
Like Jixie do you know how much this means to like we are going to win this it's not like we like we will no no we are
We're gonna win this game though, we're gonna win this tournament. We're in second place
Let's think. Okay, so operator. Okay. I'm gonna give you a notepad of what I want from
you. Okay. I'm gonna type it on discord what I want from you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen.
First of all, number one, I want either I want a sova. I want a recon dart or a fade
eye chat. What's the legit? What's the word called the fade? I what's it called? Like
actual scientific name whatever the fuck it's called what is it called haunts okay
bro I either want a recon dart or a haunts all right it's in discord yeah
you mean the wolf or the bow I got you yeah too
chat what's another thing I want him to get
what is the game but when we came in second place jim see what did you have
that time. Bro you were just 21 and L. I don't know I had Sona, I had Sona Bose, I had Sona
Bose. But you were, I'm gonna be honest, I was just shooting Bose. I had Darts, Soba.
You were just, row by row, you were just, um, you were just 21 and L. Good in this
next game? You literally shoot up to second place. Only first place, cause I get quite
far away. Oh, I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky.
I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky.
You need to activate Super Saiyan 3D.
Don't remember those days.
Bro.
What?
Joe and them are in first by 125.
We need to get like first.
That's one game, that's another one game.
That's another one game.
That's another one game.
Oh, sorry.
All right.
Yeah.
Why are you guys at the time?
I thought that you guys were crashing out.
What's going on over there?
What's happening?
What's going on?
It's second place right now.
It's just little shit stains in my chat.
That's all of this.
It's just little shit stains who are saying I suck at Valorant.
When I've never claimed to be good at Valorant,
I have fucking 15 hours on the game.
I know I'm bad at the game.
Those flying frogs spitting come on my face.
I'm getting stuck in green mist.
I'm getting stuck by chains.
I'm getting swung by a pro player and absolutely smoked,
which is fine, which is fine.
I knew that was going to happen.
But it's like my chat didn't know I was going to get
shit on.
So then they're just saying I'm ass in free Muda
I'm trying my best and I suck. That's all of this
Interesting right now. I'm out to zestify him
Zestify him, please actually
You might have to be it might be zestify, but everybody don't even know what it is by my after I think it's time
I think it's time like the normal you guys were farming 22 zero. Yeah, I've never seen anyone the entire world do that
Honestly, no on John listen. No listen. I don't know jinx. You know after defending run
I'm not even biased. I think the chat is being fashioned you you had first pick aka you picked the best player
Right hoping to hop into the backpack a little bit right your new to ballerina. You know to keep on us player
Mooda was 21 in 0 two games ago
Then there was a five-minute break for Lauren looked into they maybe what happened during that game and now he's 13 and 8
No one to be seen
Yo, what is this? What are you trying to say to me right now only that I'm cheating. What the fuck is that?
No bro, the Ops are my weakness right now and I'm gonna figure out the utility to get around them. Maybe ISO shield, I don't know.
The game just started though, only get the fuck out of my car!
Good luck guys, last game has double points by the way, anything's still possible, good luck.
What?
Matt comes by the way, guys, come on, we need good vibes, come on, you two are friends.
No, you two are friends. Okay, guys. You can do this together. Lock in!
Move your ability.
I don't know how to do what my call is.
Chat 1, 2, or 3.
Alright, we are fighting against Tyler1 and Eggster right now.
Come on.
I think it's a little bit, come right side.
Left side, man.
Walk off me, walk off me.
She'll, she'll, she'll, stay that corner, stay that corner, no, no, no.
Tarkin, Tarkin, yep.
Let me know in a second.
No
They're wrapping us come here ten seconds left
Left side now over time
They're just sitting back. They're just sitting there waiting for us to come. Oh
It's a storm. It's a storm for my storm come left. I saw one of my remaining come left walk
I'm gonna play perfect now I'm gonna play I'm gonna play fucking perfect
I'm gonna fold this mode bro. I won't wall and I want to dash what I want right now. I want you to be the full recon guy, okay?
one enemy remaining. Last player standing.
If I've ever gotten any of these, then he's at 55.
No, no, no. I know it was a Stimbeacon.
Is that not a Stimbeacon?
No, it's a Grenade. It's all good. It's all good.
No, no, it's fine. You didn't know. You didn't know.
It's fine
When you don't know where he is and you have a feeling he's creeping up on you you swing him first, okay? Yeah
You guys want
I'm a top up, I'm a top up deep left mid.
He walked there, walked there, walked there, walked there.
Shit, fuck it.
But don't peek it.
Peek it now.
I don't know if you can-
Summit.
Let me know when.
Stop and follow me.
Ten seconds left.
Now?
Or now?
Last player standing.
One enemy remaining.
Nice.
This guy's at 122.
He's lower than you.
Over time.
Cheek him.
Slowly.
Walk up.
I
Did not die though stage change
So what do you guys want here what do you guys want?
one enemy remaining I don't know what this guy is I'll be wrapping us yeah I think he's
wrapping us. I'm staying over here. Walk up on him, walk up on him, stay with me. Stay
group yeah
Okay, just like I expected Ego and Joe Bart hit a plateau
All right, I like this actually somebody guys want trailblazer quick
Get to the good stuff. I'm really confident with these abilities Jinxies. I'm really confident
We'll be left
I'm behind a wall and I'm just dead. I don't know what to do. If you die, I need you to
like, I need calms. Sorry, we're genuinely sorry. No, no, you're good. You're good. You're
good. I really like my abilities right now, bro. Like we're gonna win this. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Also, these don't matter. These are the 10 damage rounds. It doesn't matter.
Genuinely sorry
Im gonna wolf for you left side
Deep left, Deep left and strong
Jump gel?
I don't know I gotta do the grenade
Any nade is alive
I don't know what it's like I'm just kind of dying
What's getting you?
What is getting you?
Alright
Over time
Well I could be carrying better
I'm like twenty one
I
You know what well, maybe I was pushing up isn't the best idea. Let's just stay back
Let's just say that's everybody else does yeah, this is 20 damage now 20 damage
I'm gonna walk
All the right side
Stimpy can down
I can't be right now. Can you walk right with me, please?
Yeah, walking right. I killed one, I killed one.
Let's fucking go! I killed 10!
Come on, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
4 walls is insane chat, no?
Alright, I'm gonna wealth at the start of every round, so you know.
Moving right? Alright!
Bring it on.
Back left! One back left, one right!
We're in!
Two feet down.
one enemy remaining I don't see mom right side here we go come on stack this
shit up stack it up mood up I love for you keep going Joe Burt they're taking
20s right now all right yeah bro they're there they're on 40 health we
need them to get like dead last yeah we also want first though I want first
No, I know we are going to get first. I'm gonna walk I'm gonna walk off the ramp of every round and then I'm gonna grenade
And then I'm gonna throw my Stimby
I'm walking right side
He's gone. They're not on the right. He's gone. I bit him
Yeah, holding right
I got your right hold my right
Steak and down
Magnetian, Steak and down
10 seconds left
Come on, come on
I
That's so cringe. I just got like so I got so squeezed
What should I do here
Seekers or resurrection
I'm gonna do seekers. No, I have the wrong guy
I'm walking walking left
No one's on the left
I think they have a lot of health and spawns down the ground.
My god, damn it!
I don't know what's hitting me!
Wait, are we out? We're out, we're out.
No, we're not, no we're not, we have one more up.
That was 20 damage, unless it already took our help off.
Oh Joe and them got to join them fine. We got we got it. Yeah
teams remain. I'm gonna go. Oh yeah. Joe and them are out.
Let's get as much as we can get this game, bro. They all lose 20. We're all close each
to each other, bro. Let's go walking. Let's go.
Yeah, I'm gonna hold this. I don't know what it's on.
Let's try them. Jokes over.
I killed Oxy, bro.
Only one
I'm gonna walk him I'm gonna walk him you want me to we can't sit stagnate like this
I didn't know I could
Bro, I didn't know why I'm a billionaire. He's fine. It's fine. It's fine
Of course, I was in the open man. I'm sorry, bro
And of course he was mid, he couldn't have been anywhere else.
Of course he was mid.
Over time.
I loved my abilities in that game, but it's fine.
Fine.
Last game has double points, and we're probably third now after that.
Mmm, yeah.
Is it over?
No, it didn't end. It's still going, right?
What, the game? Yeah, yeah.
I knew as soon as I grabbed my ability it was a bad idea.
God damn it I fucking knew it
Can you untie the one that why haven't I not
They got a sixth place
Yeah, so you're one of the boys in this full tournament 1v1 now foxy
He's got a lot of good utility for his team.
Is that the real player or is that fake? Is that the real player?
No it's not.
Oh he's fucking 0 HP like...
What HP?
Oh he's the last one.
The paladin is the last to rank.
He's dead.
No look at the death, you're dead.
You look at the chat.
They have only lost once.
They should let Spectre be able to like mess with them a bit.
I need to just have like some really good like the life games that's all I need to do.
Tense, no way, Tense is still in guys, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way.
Does he have like really good games?
Everyone else is in that half, it's eliminated.
Oh Tense doesn't work for me guys, you should show us.
Oh he's in there for Warmer, so it's a little bit harder.
Like he's still in, on one HP though, he needs to win this.
You may have to clutch it.
They're gonna get a high HP opponent now.
On the warden.
Rimm old.
It's got tear rockets.
Do any of them, I think.
Oh my goodness, he's charging in.
What on me? What on me?
No, the best seat in the world.
Die, Oxy! Too good!
I couldn't do anything.
They ran it too good.
Fourth place though.
We'll take a fourth.
That's true, that's true.
We'll take a fourth.
That means he goes to play off.
Wait, where do I view my KD at?
Chad, where do I view my KD at?
Where do I view my KD at guys? Where do I view that at?
I'm a camera man. I'm a camera man.
That's me in turn.
I'm a camera man.
We win at the team.
You hear me?
WRC.
I fuck with it.
They got the vibes bro.
They got the vibes.
It's the weakest with the strongest.
Yes.
RoboMuta, I think we could win because bro
all that matters is that last double
points round bro. We got to get first in that.
We got to get first in that bro honestly get everybody
Everybody's Amos on the new weapon. This is the first it is an autofire gets the
So who am I scouting? One of the worst players.
There's no way, there's an outlet even more inaccurate than a scout.
He has to hit his first bullet. If he misses it, the second one is hard to hit.
He can't win, but he can't.
One second zone will come in.
He's got oxycoaching in. The same is coming in.
Good use, good use.
Honestly, good angles there.
I'm trying not to fall in for the glance.
Get them, what!
Oh my goodness.
I can't believe it, he just got a fake quickscope here.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's all a shaking
Final game lol Tyler won and bro Joe and them got seventh, which is what we needed and then we just got six
I know I know
That's so disgusting
Right except it I just have to see out man
All right, slow down we made it in time
This is a 30 damage
I got my boy big T bro.
No.
Big T.
Last chance.
They still have a chance, they still have a chance.
Bro, I think I'll see.
You can still have a big T.
One HP.
They need to win like three in a row.
And can't lose a single one.
Tyler.
Wait Tyler just walked right by it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how I think actually thought it was his teammate
Yeah, but what about Tyler the title thing that was his teammate as well. Yeah, I think so what the fuck guys
Bro oxy select two lives though Tyler shooting the clowns
Wait Muda what you say?
I said when ops come out we got to put you on ops. Okay
Oh my god
We want extra win this
It comes down to the last round
We went into the way and we fix
Actually said about you're right. You were the voice of reason we were grow you're actually right. They were chopped before this
Can actually get the double kill again
I
Stride
Second place is really good for them though
Bro oh my god, mr. Greedy. Yeah, he overheated
I gotta go pee bro
All right chat. We can still come back the we need to get first place in like the final two rounds and we can win
I
I
Alright
Okay, so we're third we need two wins. Oh, we need two wins to get first place
Yeah, so we need two first place to win
Who wins in a row
But chat last play last thing is um last thing is um
Double points, so we still need to win, still need two.
Oh you need a third and a first.
here's what's gonna happen we're gonna get first place in this game and then
we're gonna get first place in the next game
okay that's what the fuck's gonna happen bro
what's gonna happen dude yeah we're gonna get first in and first come on dude
what do you mean to do what do you mean to do bro bow nothing just do you
do you both just get the good go get good yes yes that can help me I'll go
I'm going to go with the recon, the fade ults, the fade dogs.
Yes, okay.
Shit like that though, like you shouldn't have to wall and just hold your gun up.
But no more complicated.
Well, I'm going to be honest, it's literally just all about me to be honest.
It's like how I can play my, it's like how can I play my best self in these 1v2 scenarios?
That's going to be all it is with some of your health.
But 95% of it is me to be honest regardless.
So just, should I crack a beer?
I could probably play back.
Yo, let me get a beer, I'll play better.
Can I get a beer?
I promise I'll play better.
Get a beer, girl.
Bye.
Come on!
Yeah, man.
Well, so we go ahead and change the title
from winning the Valorant Oni Pixel Tournament
to five man's with Dantes, Jynxie, Tyler1, and Hums.
Later tonight, please.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Hashtag free moody with the fist up, please.
Thank you.
Yo, why are we doing the fist up, by the way?
I don't get this.
Why is it free moody with the fist up?
We have no beers!
Fuck!
I have a problem in the potential solution okay go problem we have no beers solution I
do have Pinot Noir from 2023 should I get wine drunk I've never been wine drunk on my
stream before I mean bro how many $50,000 tournaments are we're really gonna get
into bro so you're saying to drink no no I'm saying I'm just saying bro why don't
you just do what makes you happy bro if you want to drink drink bro pocket but
Muda I'm just saying if you're 95% of this operation and all you need me to provide is vibes
Yeah, I get one glass of wine
Yeah, go go go go go go get wine go go get a glass of wine. Muda I already poured it
All right that
How does it taste? It tastes good. It tastes fucking incredible also Muda. I will not get drunk off one glass of wine
And it just makes you feel, it just makes you feel free, right?
Exactly. Bingo. And it's going to pick the vibe up because the whole chat's fucking rage
mating and I'm going to get four kills next time.
Okay, that, that, that, that. Yeah, well I wish I just know like, I don't, like-
You guys are saying like L, L, yo, yo man, yo man, yo man, I was doing dog shit while
I was sober. What's the- what are you, like how much worse can I actually do?
gonna pick up my vibes it's gonna loosen up my energy I'm not gonna be as
nervous or as stressed out exactly bro thank you and my teammates had go for it
yeah why not bro what a listen bro I need you to like I need you to enter
another dimension of locked in like I need you to just one shot everyone
What year of Valorant was your prime?
My prime was 2024.
2024.
I need you to become 2024, Muda.
Okay.
Just one shot everyone.
Like, just head tap.
Uh, oh, right.
Oh, right.
What's happening in there?
What's up guys?
What's up?
Alright guys.
That's a wine glass surely.
Oh my goodness. Down the chute.
2023.
What's up?
What's up?
Muda, Muda, Muda. Are you also popping a beer right now?
Are you also popping a beer right now?
So what we figured out was, I think I'm 95% of this operation.
Jixi just needs to have good vibes.
And I just need to do the rest.
So I told him, fuck it bro. Just pop open the wine bottle man.
not gonna lie with that wine might steady the aim a little calm down the
reactions thank you it's also just I have a lot of people in my chat rage
mating so this is just gonna allow me to just pick up the vibes pick up the
energy and I'm telling you this now castors casting crew this split with
my first four kill split I guarantee it first four kill split right here mark
my words you've never gotten four kills oh no no I have not very sorry
Okay, but you know kick a man while he's down
Maybe after the wine maybe after the wine. Yeah, you know what role the best geogasa player
He's popping a beer. He's popping a beer right before the grand final. That's actually true
Did he actually second-bliss? Yes, he lost in the grand final, but he was popping a beer before that
He was like he lost though, but yeah guys the good news is jinx. Yeah. I don't know why a check is running you because of
I look at the leaderboard
You had some crazy rounds at the start. You're still doing fantastic, but place right now
Thank you. Nice. And okay. There's two splits left, right? And apparently the last split is worth double points, right?
I think that's true. I think that's true. Well, then I'm here to tell you we got this shit.
Oh, I need to know, do I need to place in these next two places to get first place?
Can you guys do the last 20, please?
We're running the numbers now.
Yes, it's looking difficult.
Just do better buddy. Where's the 21 and 0 performance that we saw at the time?
Yo, I'm ready, Max!
He's down!
Oh my god, we're in!
Oh!
We're not done yet!
Oh, hey!
Good job, guys! Good job, good job!
Jamesy, you got this shit!
Come on, game off!
Yeah, 2023!
Fuck them in the ass!
21-23?
My golden year, bro!
2023, having Dragon's Award for three years!
Let's revisit this today!
Yo, Muda, I'm ready. I'm locked.
I'm loaded.
With your ability.
Let's go.
I don't want that I don't want that I don't want that I don't want that I got a wolf I
I re-rolled into a wolf
Okay, I like your wolf, I like your wolf
Wolfie, Wolfie the myth
Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie
Hit me
Let's go. There it is, Mooda! There we go!
Man!
Oh, come on!
Can I swear I shot? That was so weird. I swear I shot.
Can I swear I shot? That was so weird.
All good. I just want to pay you. I got to do a better job of just being a drone for you.
That's what it is, bro.
I have to just be a freaking drone for you, my boy.
Clawchip
All right, woofing woofing right woofing right
One enemy remaining
They're standing
What I was done
You'll be like walled and walked right through the wall. I was my wall. That was my wall. Oh, I got stunned by an ability
I want to play I want to lay
Yeah, that's kind of a nitpick because they did just full sprint into me, but yeah, you are right
I don't think I'm gonna instantly full sprint over time
No team has done that the whole tournament by the way
But yeah, you guys are right, but yeah, again though if they didn't full sprint they would have ever saw me
I'm literally just keeping it simple.
My bite damage is 50 to 70.
Because the more it's not a nitpick, yeah I know, but you guys are just being dicks.
I'm holding left.
Get off it, get off it.
What is that?
Muto, what is hitting me?
Okay, so the thing is, now that everyone's getting used to their abilities, or if you use like a...
like a stun on you, or like a grenade on you, kind of, you like an open attack and...
you can't sit in the same spot.
And I don't think I can play off your utile.
You can just put that in front of us.
Also, I don't have good utile right now. I have one piece of utile.
Stage change!
So I'm gonna right here and make it die.
Okay.
Huh. Okay.
Yeah, you don't always have to insta-walk.
You don't always insta-gog. Why is there a smoke?
I'm gonna-
I bit him, I bit him, I bit him. That's good.
Walk him right through this.
Why does that gun have so much kick I think just use my Intel as like a way to scare
them I guess just scared a little bit
okay it's way slow yeah turning left
gross I'm so yeah you're just gonna yeah bro you play for yourself play for
something like this yeah you're the best way to focus on just so like why you're
playing with my team bro so it's just hard bro you know what it is man I'm
just I keep dying on this fucking warf I need to stop warfing I just have my
gun up honestly I see how my fucking gun up
Let's see
Here's a marshal you have a better gun than him bro hold E hold E
Yes, that I'm for you he's in there
Like that, bro
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Oh my god. I
killed Joe. I'm so high. New stage. Yeah, I like I'm ever going to be able to oh wait.
I don't need dash. I don't need dash. Two dashes is just unnecessary. I did it. Why
I need a youth cell now.
Rushing me in the corner!
Killed Zoyle!
Stack him with you, right on your body.
Yeah, stack me, stack me.
Come on, move it up!
Get the bullets! Waking up!
Get the bullets! Waking up!
I fucking hate you, Jack!
You're gonna help a lot, bro.
Do you like that fucking turret?
Do you like that fucking turret?
I like that.
I'm going to close.
Let's go!
Yo, we're second. I want first place.
Let's get first place. We will get first place.
Yo, once I break up, this shit is over!
Healing orb?
You know what, fuck it.
Here we go.
Here we go!
One thing, man.
Hot double, man.
No.
Inflat!
It's inflat, it's inflat.
Come on! I'm spiiiiiiiid!
That's what you do, Mooda!
That's what you do!
This is your fucking game!
Let's go.
Let's go!
I need some of that. I need some of that. I like that. I like that. Let's go!
I won first place! Let's fucking get this shit!
We're in seconds!
These charges?
It's looking real good!
Muda, come on, Joe and them are about to get knocked out again?
Haha, they're joking!
Woofing mid, woofing mid!
Yep.
Hitched off.
It's deep in spawn!
This guy's deep in spawn.
I'm in, I'm on my left, I'm in, I'm on my left.
I'm dead.
One mid, one on the half-up, one on the half-up.
10 seconds left
Try no over I can't die there to win I can't die there to win
New things
My house ready. Oh my god. Now you tell us so good this game, bro
Yo Ted, you guys like resurrection of Muda dies and just bait?
Alright, I'm running back.
I
Try how was it hit by the
Oh, I should have used it wait I can use the next round right I can use the next round no problem to play back
Even if my youth was really good. I'm gonna play back in stone. Okay left
I got my own I got my own I'm gonna hold I'm gonna hold I'm gonna hold next round
over time
who died in two lives I'm too life yeah we have two lives yeah this round
Joe number one don't just watch don't just get it
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking old and then
I'm saying I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
I'm a whooping right. I'm whooping right.
I'm turning right. I'm with you left. I'm with you on the left. I'm walking left.
I'm walking up.
The one that's up there.
Deep breath.
He's so low.
Okay, Muda, we are still alive, baby!
Don't you panic!
Don't you panic!
Oh my God, what the f...
Oh, it's okay, baby.
Don't you panic, Muda.
We are still alive.
Remember the 30 damage is coming up soon. I'm gonna Wolf right off the ramp.
Or no Wolf left.
Wolfing off.
One enemy remaining.
Monkebuda? Right on your ass.
Alright I don't know why I...
My bad.
I
Try to just stay with you I said this said I just play for myself
Well, I didn't know I thought the guy was fighting mood I I don't know
That was not a bad split for me, I think that was my best split I
Thought he was I thought I was getting like that's like
Like I want like a fade dog or like a fade eye, bro, but Joe and I just got me that's kind of good. No
I mean doesn't matter. Does that be
Unless now we just need to get first next game, but even I don't even know bro. What do we have to we have to get first
We have to get first
Not I don't like dead like I like my utility that game, but there's just I don't know actually I actually don't know
Zen got eliminated from worlds. Yeah, bro Zen steam is just chopped chat. That's the problem. His team is just chopped
Steam is so chopped
That's the issue it's always extra in oxy at the top
I mean bro, I'm sorry, that was my best split. Yeah, I actually have some nice skills there
I'm just getting caught by abilities a lot and I'm getting caught using my abilities well
Happening to me too bro because the map is so small. I'm getting hit with like 150 drone darts
I think if I just focus on shooting people and like positioning, I'll be do better
Ha
What I'm telling you bro if we get first we could maybe we can maybe win this because I don't think Tyler
And then we're gonna be that for ahead of us
Muda listen the only team that had a humongous lead was Joe's team, and they just got seven and eight
Like I think this is anyone's game now that act
I think this is anyone's fucking game. It's gonna we got to get first we got to get first
Tyler and them are waking up though. They're like actually like leveling up questions
Yeah, what the fuck is the press up second of all what the fuck is it gymnasium?
What in the UK bro, it's a push-up. What do you mean a press-up bro?
Yes
What bro, the nasium in Germany is the highest
On the last one
Yes
This one is a hard one. You always get people running up on the left hand side. I think if you can get a cost fast
It's a good angle. Yeah, the enemy teams pop the Phoenix already. They're boxed in
Yo oxy's the truth, bro, honestly
Yo, he is the truth is 23 kills
holy shit man oxy's the fucking truth you can see that to the right of him yeah
oh my god it's a smart gamer right there how they're gonna kill them three
times in a row come on light on the one I'm chilling for a little while
even though I like oxy
Look at the left.
Are they yours?
I'm getting all of these Abandoned Tees, bro.
Once again, it's a late game, it's crazy.
Oh, no!
What is that?
Oh, that's a double.
That's a game.
That was bad.
A brilliant smoke on the right side,
and he out the drafts on top of the wall,
and then there's another one on the left.
You gotta be kidding me.
Both teams have to go.
Both of them.
This is for the win.
Whoever loses, get second.
Whoever wins gets first.
Here we go.
Both of them on each meeting.
Oh god, I'm trying out the recon.
One of you, one of you, one of you.
They're both on one HP.
Tyler and Ekstra.
They can see if Ekstra's peeking.
He's gotta be careful.
What an angle! That's disgusting, no?
It's looking juicy if they come close.
That doesn't hold it, even if the gadget is...
That's a clone.
That is a clone.
Wait, what the heck?
We need Ekstra to win this.
You see those clones, do you ignore them?
The Gap and the Wraith be careful of blinding.
3 seconds, full team's locked in.
It's up to us to be one.
Oxy is that, that has to be it.
It's just Zoyle on me too.
Ah!
Zoyle's on me too, it's the fuck.
Zoyle?
Oh my god.
Zoyle?
Zoyle's the best player.
Great recon.
Zoyle's in the zone.
Zoyle, get up!
What the fuck are we saying?
What the fuck are we saying?
I don't know.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Zoyle's on me too.
Huffman's a Zoyle right now, Huffman.
Zoyle clutched a 1v2.
Zoyle clutch a 1v2 on a pro. What?
ZOOBIE 1!
Good for Zoyle that's sick. Muda, um
Yo, if I shoot his clones does it reveal my position like am I supposed to not shoot his close?
No, no, no, no, if you shoot his close it just blinds you
So don't ever shoot his clones ever never shoot them yet. No no any your any blue
Yoru you see is not gonna be the real person because we're actually chaos and I
don't I don't think you know what that means but like like the anything blue
anything any blue character you see is not an actual like any blue clone you
see is not actually a real person it's actually clone 100% guaranteed so don't
shoot them just let them walk into a corner. Yeah, let them walk around. Yeah, let them walk around.
Got it. Yes, sir. Muda, I'm telling you, bro. I'm not even just saying this to be a positive Peter.
The number one team that was pulling away was Joe's team. They got seventh and eighth, okay?
This is worth double points. If we get first place in this, it's literally like getting back
to back first on two sets. If we get first in this last run, I'm telling you we have a
a legitimate chance of winning. I'm not. If we win the next game, we win that. That's
what I thought. I mean, that makes sense. If we win this next game, we win because Joe's
team is shitting the bed and they were the only team with like a big lead. We could
actually win.
Yeah, or we have to just go off. Yeah. We need to. Okay. We need to oxy to perform
bad and Joe to perform bad and then we need to get first okay if all these
things happen we will win I'm not slowly we will win this when you Joe to like
get fifth oxy to get like six and then we get us just get first on double points
okay but I want to literally just camp the entire time all right and I'm not
gonna use any dashes I'm just gonna get a bunch of you so that can help us
bro just play it like this if you die in the game like you die in real life
Literally literally play it like that if you play this passive mood out we will win
Literally legitimately play it like if you die in the game you are dead in fucking real life
I want you to value your life that much. Let me just be an absolute drone. Okay?
Done done legitimately just play like this
It depends where oxy finishes, but chat if we get first place and get 200 points, what
is that, 480?
How much points will we get for first?
If we get first we get 200 points, which means we win the game.
Because we get 200 points and we are at 240 right now, we'll get 480.
We're still going to get 440.
We're still chatting.
Do we still lose?
Well, bro, it's going to depend on how they do.
That's the thing.
You're right.
Sure.
OK, so we just aim at low.
We don't know.
We need to aim at low.
We need to get first.
That's not a good debate.
We can't get second to pick a third.
We need to get first.
And then we need Joe to shit the bed
and Oxy to shit the bed.
That's it.
If they can get like four, even if they get like fourth
or fast, we're good.
Yeah.
All we need to do is get, get first place. We have to get first place.
Yeah.
Chet, I'm not even saying to shit the bed, but you see the oxy to get like fifth, and then Jody to get like fourth.
I'm not saying oxy to get like eighth.
Yeah, I think Chet, I know exactly how I'm gonna play this.
Just play like if you die you dying yeah, or dying or less
Play so passive bro. Yeah, I'm gonna be playing it. I'm playing. I'm gonna play really passive
And I'm not gonna use any dashes
Yo oxy's hashtag is spaker
So it's actually kind of sick I'm not gonna lie
We're doing are you guys just doing this you see doing a watch party
Am I doing it? No, I'm playing. Yes. Yo, we're doing ranked fives on League of Legends after
this chat, by the way. Our stack is me, Muta, Hums, Dantez, title one. It's gonna be fucking
peak. It's gonna be fucking peak on League. Pump thing, bruh.
And I'm gonna be drinking. Sweeep. Muta, lock the fuck in, okay? We got this
I had the complete opposite.
Yo Mooda, who's your teammate for my Fortnite Tournament?
Is it Hamza?
Yeah, it's Hamza.
Speed!
The thing is, like Samozo was just saying, he said the complete opposite of what I said.
I think it really has just gone out the entire time and really good movement.
Yes, bro.
Mooda, your aim is correct.
You're aim is crazy, bro. No one's killing you in ones in this shit, man.
Yeah, they'll really kill me if I'm like behind the back or if I'm in mid.
Or your 1 HP, like your fucking 20 health.
Bro, Muda, no one's killing you in ones, dude. Just take ones.
Just calm down. You're overthinking it.
Keep your guard. No one's killing you.
Muda, remember, we have to get first.
We need Joe to do that and Oxy to do that.
We won't win this event. I'm not tinning.
We have to get first though!
Let's go
Lock in lock in lock in your ability probably done
Can't we roll this just made a real mess
First place. We're going against the number one team. Or not one of the best teams. Titer
an egg Tyler and I'm gonna hop up I'm on a hopper he extra slow extra slow
One enemy remaining.
10 seconds left.
Muda, is that on me for peeking?
Yeah, but it's fine.
Okay, don't be a-
I've got the player standing.
Got you, got you.
Over time.
I was trying to move up, you tell.
I was feeling kind of sweaty.
I'm so on the aim for this.
All right, Muda, I got you.
I will literally never do that again.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
So what do you guys like? Do you guys like 3?
Alright, alright.
I don't see anybody right.
I'm walking left, or no, I'm walking left, walking left, walking left, come on, go.
Deep left.
I'm walking right, can you wait, can you wait, can you wait?
Three, two, one.
He's there, dude, oh my god, he just fried me.
How do I get one shot and not only like passive shot also, you should have stayed with me there, but it's fine
Bro, I'm trying to beat from both sides. Sorry. I don't know. It's like just opposite of siege
I mean I could have read that I've been chatting one taboo the pistol. I mean Jesus. What do you want for me?
This guy's bro
Oh my god, bro, honestly, these are just minus 10s, and these are really nice to win
these, bro.
10 seconds left fun
Damn is overthinking about
Sheriff I got full time
Remaining
can we get mood up to me let me chat I'm not getting any abilities that are
good can we guys like here what do you like one two three I don't know if I
like this I don't like this at all
I'm with you, no one's left side, literally no one's on the left side of the map.
one enemy remaining come on mood up there it is mood up and right here we keep
this tempo keep this exact tempo right here and we just go through we get
first place and win the tournament we keep this exact fucking tempo right here
mood up this shit I'm talking about that is the shit I'm talking about yeah
The average jungler is an arrow. The worst team on that team.
I mean, not anything like that. It's fucking lucky. It doesn't matter.
No escape.
I knew it was going.
Bomb body out.
Get some bomb, get some bomb, get some bomb, I think.
Kill me?
Did you kill him?
Nice, Muda. There it is.
That's what I'm talking about, kid.
That's what I'm talking about.
And right here we just make it, yeah, move it up.
This right here, this little claw, right here.
What, whatever we're doing right here,
just keep this right here.
10 seconds left.
This is the shit that wins fucking tournaments.
It's not about who starts the battle.
It's about who finishes the battle.
Literally, bro.
Last player standing.
Here we go, here we go.
I'm stacking right on your body.
player standing every in that corner
yeah I just killed Opsi whatever this rhythm is you feel this rhythm
do you feel the sanity I like whatever this rhythm is I just don't know what
you know by the way keep the key to the metal right now it's just everything's
calm and easy every game or the year 233 gamer of the year like you're gonna
discussion
It's just everything just calm everything just fucking calm
I'm gonna use all my you told right side stats up
I don't see anybody right
I'm only left as well. I'm gonna hold right now
Right, right, right, deep right, deep right
I got your left 10 seconds left
Hold my left. I got your left. Yeah, no one left. We're all good
I got this over time
Oh
Sorry, man, sorry no you're good you're good
Remember remember that thing does not do like any damage the star so like yeah
You don't know I'm not in there got it got it and like bro. Oh my god. You had the right everything was perfect
You just panicked with the jump. You won't let yourself over them.
Throwing net.
Top. Wow. Up top it's ag. Up top. You got this.
Showtime. Let me go.
Bring them down.
Bring them down.
You're... dude, Rob Muda, you're the best player in the tournament.
Like you are the best fucking player in the tournament
Good shot kid the fucking shot kid
But we're so in this these are the 20 damages. These are the big ones. This is this
These are the big boys, bro
Fucking shot kid. Honestly good shot
And you're the worst yeah, I am the worst player man
I mean you guys didn't make fun of me all you want. I don't really care. I am the worst player
That's why I got the first bitch. I have the least amount of hours, so I should be the worst player
assholes
I got knighted. What is that?
I
What is that
Yeah, you're right you're right
I mean we have two lives
So the little thing is not doing that good right now, Oxy's not doing that good and same
with Joe.
They're in like fifth, in like third and...
Alright, this is my ultimate, right?
Oh, why do I never get like the Phoenix ult?
Okay, do you guys want two for two?
No, no, Brimble's so trash, huh?
Okay, I'm using my old
10 seconds left. One enemy remaining.
I was warned.
last chance seven teams remaining that's so annoying bro
we still win
see what's killing me what even i just got exploded
one enemy remains
Right
Okay, Joe and them got zero again, they definitely lost the tournament, right?
Okay, Oxy has 50 health, we need to just get around
off Oxy here.
Oh, that's a real shift.
We need to kill Oxy in them, I hope we play them next.
Ooh, that's big.
Bro, Oxy and then losing is big.
Last chance, six teams remaining.
I
This is egg and Tyler easy yo egg likes to go on that hop up by the way he likes to go on that
Like on the left side up up the left side
I'm kind of holding it if he walks
Oh good
They're both holding Red Sky
They're waiting for us to come to them, they're both holding Red Sky
It's only like we're holding the up jump?
Yeah, but it's not there
Like I'm talking about AI defense spawn
Bring them down
Over time
Don't you slice me
I
Player standing
Try
New stage five teams remaining. I just I don't know
Every time I get on this goddamn game
I just can't
Fucking compete
I
Play are standing
Geesh, man, it was fun. Fuck bro
Oh, that done last round, one HP, another reveal coming in behind this wall now he needs
to throw a little bit deep out of here.
Is that deep?
Skill issue?
Yeah, bro.
It is a skill issue.
It is a skill issue.
I have nine hours on the game.
You piece of garbage.
No fucking shit.
It's a fucking skill issue.
I have nine hours on the game.
You sack of dog shit.
No shit.
It's a fucking skill issue.
I have nine hours on the fucking game.
I'm getting fried by professional players.
God, let's turn off this fuck-ass music too.
They're dead.
They're dead?
Yes.
What a way to go out.
Oh, sevens in the chat.
Hearts in the chat.
Oh, sevens.
Oh, let's put a sling, throw some hearts.
Bro, I'll just never win a gaming tournament.
So I think I'm the worst gamer of all time.
Honestly, I'll just never win a gaming tournament.
I like, it's like, no matter what I do,
no matter who my team is, no matter how hard I try,
it's like, I'll just never win a fucking gaming tournament.
And I'm cool with that.
I'm cool with that.
But honestly, bro, maybe I'll just,
yeah, yeah, retweet it, retweet it, retweet it.
Maybe I'm just the worst fucking gamer of all time.
Seriously.
You're not the worst gamer, bro.
You've got champion, man.
QTC, think about it.
Do a show where you do worst gamer of the year.
I'll win that shit. You know, I just I can't win a tournament. I'm like 0 for 10 on gaming tournaments
The only turn I won was a fucking chess tournament. That is the only tournament
I've ever won was a chess tournament and I don't know. I've been to the tried harder than anyone
Literally, that's it. I'm just the worst gamer ever, bro
We've been here before we will see the final bracket right after double points
maybe any of these other teams can still like if they win and they get third
here we go and they still have two HPs they can still like lose one even one be
You want player?
Hero versus his brother!
The thing is that yeah, my YouTube was made, but I'm a useless player, bro.
So all of you don't have to use Dash, Knives, Bro.
I play Jack, I play Ray's, and I play Wailet.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hero!
I want to see his reaction.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Proposed that was his brother.
It's actual brother.
It's a little brother's game, not any other one.
Yes, little brother.
Yeah, was Ludwig in this? How did Ludwig do? Did he do terrible?
I don't think Ludwig's in this.
I thought he was in the fucking call now. Was Ludwig not in the call?
Wait! They get a free round and Tyler1 has to play! They made it first!
They would be in Grand Final for sure. Like, not this.
Oh, Ludwig is a warrior.
One of them gets eliminated.
Draft, Astra, Astra, we love we're garing it.
Get out! Out!
Because of you, Rob!
I kind of believed it.
Actually, Europe teams are fake.
Some of the cards, this is for first place right now.
We will see the final break in after once.
Is this Astra?
No, this is scary.
Astra goes down.
It's just not beginning 1v2.
Not big against the first, 1v1.
Against Subrosa. Not big against Subrosa. Subrosa should have this.
If Vladimir wins this, I'll pull my dick out. Honestly.
It's a big one. He's waiting for the Barret to go down. Maybe fight with Serta.
Wait, it's 2v1 with the fuck?
Yeah, it's because it was Phoenix out.
Oh, 1v1!
That's the 1, 1v1.
It gets Astra!
Astra, please!
This is Sivroza.
Astra!
Over time.
Over time?
Mary's coming in.
At least it was a win.
Kill him!
No!
That's a 1v1!
She's 1 HP.
Mm-hmm.
Nice!
Astra!
Nice!
Oh, man.
She's coming!
Oh, my God.
That's good for the fucking fightin' bracket.
Very good.
Very strong.
So who won the tournament?
Like, the whole...
Tyler one I'm not even kidding
Bro, she was saying you're I don't know if I can join this because I just joined the Lord
I said now come on try try
Come from CS you know how to out aim these guys bang there we go, bro
and speech again she's like she's not both so I'm happy as fuck right now both
so wait what wait wait what do we do now this is the final right bro we just
like we had one good run and then we were just shit every other time we
won't get run oh my god we got six fucking glass oh no not total though
wait total we got what'll we got six oh total we got six Jesus Jesus bro soil
and oxy one damn the sort of an oxy all right bro let's get on fucking league
dude fuck this fuck-ass game honestly it's just like oh man man man yeah I'm
gonna be honest with you guys bro you might never see me on battle and again
it's like a humiliation ritual every time I get on this game. There's like a there's a dancing frog
spitting cum on my face. There's a wolf biting me. I'm getting like hit by arrows and then there's
bombs coming out of the sky and then everybody just one shots me because my aim is dog shit.
Like I'm not even kidding. If you love Battle I hope you enjoyed the stream because dude I'm
gonna be honest that's probably the last time I'm ever on that game. I'm gonna be honest man
like I don't know if I'll ever I don't know if I'll ever get on that game again like dead ass.
It's literally like counter strike, but it's like just all of the cringe fucking abilities
I'm just not you're saying IQ diff yet again, I have the least hours played out of any player in the entire tournament
So yes, I'm gonna be the worst pair in the tournament
Half of the team or half of the players were pros. So yeah, I'm gonna get passed around like a joint
It is what it is, bro. You guys can say cope all you want. I don't want to give a fuck dude
I'm just saying bro. You'll never see me on this whack-ass fucking video game again
Because every time I shoot my gun my gun goes
It's like I mean everybody else is just playing I'm just fucking playing I'm just instantly fucking that time
But then my gun does nine circles around their head. So I'm just saying right now
I will never play battle run again ever. I
I suck dick at the game. I hate the abilities. I on it. I hate the fucking abilities. I hate the abilities
I fucking despise all the abilities are cringe
Fuck this black ass fucking game. I mean, it's like those people telling me I'm shit the whole time
It's like yes. No shit. I'm shit. I know I'm shit. I've said I'm shit 36,000 fucking times. I know I'm bad about it
I know I'm bad
I know I'm bad at Valorant, I hate the abilities, I fucking hate them.
I'd rather play CS than Valorant every day of the goddamn week and it's not even close.
Because in CS it's like I either die to a gun or a grenade or a flashbang and I'm cool
with that.
I'm fucking cool with that.
Normally when I play CS I die to positioning.
When I play Valorant it's just like some wack-ass abilities in my deck.
I'd rather play CS.
I'd rather get my ass kicked than play Valorant shout out on a obviously. I'll always play on these events, but my god, bro
Fuck Valorant fuck Valorant that whack-ass game
Yo, where's um
What do you want to do the right fives?
We can play a real man's game called League of Legends fuck Valorant honestly
I'm done off on League. I'm done off on League.
Honestly, bro, fuck this whack-ass game. Seriously.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I think Ballerina is very overstimulating as a new player,
because it's just going to jump at you.
You have no idea what's going to happen.
You have no idea what's going to happen.
Simura.
I load in.
This is what's happening.
I'm granated.
Okay. Next round.
I load in frog.
Frog pukes on me.
Pro player won't ask me.
The next round.
I'm in agreement.
The next round haunted haunted spotted the next time there's a dog
The dog bite to me the next time there's an arrow
Position revealed position revealed position revealed and there's a pro player in headshot of me fuck
Valorant your mood. I know Valorant's like your game. Yo
CS mocks CS brutally mocks Valorant. It's not even fucking close seven
whack-ass fucking game
rainbow has rainbow has a utility too yeah but it's like it's like the thing
about rainbow though is like it's not forced utility like Valorant you have to
use the utility like no rainbow I can go ash and not open a single wall and I can
just win off of like hearing and positioning it's like a pure game Valorant
it's like you spawn in and the first 40 seconds is five nights at Freddy's
There's like 18 fucking abilities, man.
Like it's just, it's just, it's way different.
It's way different.
It's way different.
I'm going to get on, Lee.
Dude, there is a problem though.
I had to sign out of my riot account
and I don't know if I know my riot account,
but I'm going to see for Lee.
Yeah, I don't know if I know it.
Oh my God, bro.
I haven't like, I wish we won that.
We weren't even close though.
I'm not even, I'm not even sure.
I know.
We weren't even close.
You know how like in CS the first minute of the round is like grenades, flashes, and smokes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Valorant's the same thing, but it's like the first minute of the round is literally just abilities.
But you can't even move after the abilities.
Yeah, I think for that mode was just, I don't know, that mode was just ridiculous.
Ridiculous, but the thing is bro. I played duelist only and like I think I had to learn not it not learn, but
They forced me into like a thousand different pieces of you, so
So that's why I don't know. I don't know bro. Oh my god. I would have been so nice to win that but fuck I
Just hate losing bro. Did we start off good?
I weren't even close though. I know
Bro when you were 21 and now I was like, oh my god
No, no, actually like brawls actually like
And boy, we still didn't win I went 21 and oh and we still didn't win how
Well because remember bro the ops came out and we just kept getting mauled remember that's what happened. Let's do what happened
Not gonna lie I'ma take a nap. Let me know
I really hope this valorant account works or this rat account I
Hope to God it works man. I'm sorry Muda. I busted my ass out on the battlefield
Oh, I feel like if I just went 20 want to know every single game we would have won well
Yeah, no shit, but that's like impossible
It's sort of impossible
It is what it is bro, you know, I'm not gonna like lose sleep over it is what it is fine
Oh my god, I signed in. Let's fucking go man. Honestly, let's go. I signed in. Let's do this.
Let's go in a real man's game. I never played ranked 5s. Is it fun?
It's way more fun than regularly. Sounds so fun. I'm gonna call the
Yep. Yeah.
What is our hums and bontas doing? Bro, but what I don't understand is like
You guys sit here, you guys sit here, you guys sit here and you just rip into me the whole time.
You guys sit here and you rip into me the whole time. It's like, yeah, bro, I'm obviously bad at
ballroom guys. Again, let me be clear when I say this. In that tournament, I have the least hours.
I have the least hours out of any player in the tournament. Yes, I'm bad. Also, I spent the
last 10 years playing controller. I didn't start learning keyboard games till literally this year.
I didn't start learning keyboard games until 2026. So it's like, yes, obviously I'm going to struggle in this tournament
When the whole chat is ripping in the medium time time. It's like, yeah, it's like no shit, man
Did you guys think I was gonna frag out? It's like, you know, I'm gonna do bad and then you like dig into me for doing bad
It's like, yeah, bro. No fucking shit. I'm gonna do bad. I
Started playing keyboard in
2026
I mean just wait no you know I mean I don't know where Hums is I don't know where
No, well my mind and Hums's games are gonna be done soon. Jinxie
You guys are in a game
Well, I'm done in like a few minutes, but Jinxie I wanted to tell you something what bro. I
Just wanted to say I saw what happened, and I'm sorry that you had to have a teammate that didn't pull his weight
Thank you, bro. Genuinely. Thank you
you. Why didn't you do that, Doc?
Like, listen, Jinxie, let's be real here.
Muda plays that game for 35 hours a day.
Like, the fact that he wasn't able to carry hard enough
just shows that he has a lot of work to do.
Don't take it personally, bro.
Next Valorant tournament, you'll
get a teammate that takes this area.
What the fuck?
Also, Jinxie, I think your audio sensitivity
up the highest setting possible. I can hear your like PC fan.
How do I change that?
Uh, is Hi-Fi said?
Yeah.
Okay.
Tell Hi-Fi suggest like put up the audio like something a bit.
Dude, the schedule said silver one and a is iron and EU West.
Bro, isn't you just as shit as any like, what are we doing?
The don't entertain it.
Don't don't entertain it.
Is an EU just as dog shit as N.A.?
Wait, we thought this, do I have time to queue a game? I want to queue a game.
No bro, you don't have time. Like Tyler's gonna be joining in a second and then like bro, let's just talk to Tyler bro.
Shaq, can you tell Tyler to join? Let's go talk to Tyler.
Yo, I'm gonna go piss, bro. Yo, we gotta get this shit, like let's get this shit going, man.
Bro, I'm fucking ready Fred.
Wait, real talk. Muto, what place did you guys place it?
The place is fucking six
But when you guys like stomping the first round what happened, bro
We did so good and we started good and then I don't know I don't know I don't know what happened after
Cuz like I remember watching and you're they're just like one tapping everybody like you're a flow state
Bro, I was literally one tapping everybody and I was 22 and oh no one hit 22 and oh, and then it's
I turn it at 22 no, and then I don't know what happened after
Sorry, who got first oxy oxy and soil
Bar. Yo, sixth place, uh, we got $2,000.
What?
Yeah.
No shot.
Yeah, no, we could have got $20,000.
Wait, the winner's got $20,000?
Yeah, bro.
Second place got $10,000, third place got $8,000.
Jesus.
it's okay listen I have news that's going to cheer you up though please tell
me bro please if I win this game I'm on a two-game win streak
yourself
wow fake fake friend unsupportive of his friends come up dude that's actually
crazy
I'm not gonna be honest with you.
What's up?
I'm in fucking masters right now.
But is all right.
Why are you masters bro lock in?
Yeah, but it's because like jay.
fucking masters right now, but is all right.
Why are you masters bro?
Lock in.
Yeah, but it's because like Jinx, you know what I'm talking
it's up to our high-vis is calling one sec over steam.
Yo, hi, guys.
What's up dude?
Hey, Jinx, it's me, go to your discord.
Yep.
And my discord, what's up?
Bottom left settings.
Yep.
Scroll down, go to voice and video.
Scroll down. It should be on studio.
The input profile should be on studio.
Can you change that to custom?
Yeah.
Yeah. Thanks.
Can you make sure voice or noise suppression is on Chris?
It should be on Chris. Yes.
Yeah. It's on Chris now.
It's on Chris now. Perfect. Good to go.
But wasn't there a problem with this though?
Because like when I yelled, was it?
Yes.
So aren't we just solving a problem with creating a new problem?
Yeah.
I mean so this solves nothing and then they're gonna complain about noise suppression
Okay, so we could try we could try voice isolation, but I mean what does he want to hear?
Does he want to hear your PC the whole time or does he want to hear a yelling?
I don't I don't know mood it and complain about it. Can you just turn me down?
Yes
Okay
Yo
me down don't test I yeah give me a minute it's not you see yeah what's up
guys okay wait let me turn you down you guys ready to fucking dominate or what
okay okay also before we start jing see are you actually drunk right now bro
yes brown let's do this shit yeah yeah what do you mean yes let's do this shit
Bro, you need to be locked in you're gonna be jungling for the rank 5 today. I'm drinking straight-up cast
Bro, that's it. Listen, bro. I have all the macro figured out. I have platinum macro. Just let me play
Are you actually are you planning out? Yes, bro. Yes
Hums I'm silver one, but I just don't play enough if I play more
Yeah.
All right.
What do you mean?
I'm not.
I'm not.
What else are you applying?
You're doing a lot better.
Hey, thank you, brother.
We found out the room, out of the room.
Dantez, did you actually fire Hums as your coach?
Yes, I know.
What?
Wait, what?
Bro, I thought Dantez gets permacoach by the number one
Thanks, I think you're drunk, bro
I mean moota doesn't moota coach by the number one go day in the world now. Yeah, yeah
You've never allowed a hums to go to again
No, I tried to come but he said fuck you and then he turned me away. I did not say fuck you
I just you know, he just a little bit uncoachable. Yeah, he says that he says uncoachable doesn't coach me anymore
does he doesn't listen to me yeah don't why the fuck are you in masters bro that
shit's pathetic yeah I'll give away my brain league of legends for you hold on
hold on before we start criticizing me for being masters there's one guy in
the call that we should criticize when it comes to league
jingsy did mooda tell you what happened yesterday no what happened kill
yourself I beat him in a young 1v1 five games in a row
I mean, it's not a surprise though.
You're the challenger.
Yeah, but he's not a challenger.
Yone.
What is that?
Hums, Hums, don't take away from my achievement.
You just beat up a toddler and well played, bro.
Thank you.
Bro, where's Daddy Tyler at?
He's definitely.
All right, so what are we playing today?
Are you guys going to go Warwick?
or what yeah I'm definitely going yone I mean if we don't put if we don't put me
on your name walking in the yasuo and going on so I'm not going top lane or
what mood I can only play yone so no time to support time to support
down to stop yeah yeah yeah we can do that right whoa whoa rewind that shit
down to stop lane no my top is clean my top is clean I ever played top lane in
the last yes yes I'd like jing sam tongue you I give clean top like I should
give clean top so just play garen and spin around no no I played club oh the
little guy in the hood so what does fives look like are we gonna get like
Blamed against like bro. You're gonna get gap. That's all I didn't know
God
I'm not drunk wait, what's it? Which mean clad in Ken and Ken is a little guy in the hood
Yeah, he's a regular to
Yeah, but but what is clad who is clad? What does he do?
He's a rat. He's riding on a rat. Yo get get this lobby rolled on Don't ask or mood up. Yeah. Yeah
I
Don't know what a monster. He rides like a monster. There's like a scar on his face
Does this count towards his silver egg here and how does it right?
Jixi you got to get your ass to gold so I can queue with you again, bro gold is light
Dude, just check my match history. I just have to play more if I play more I'll be gold gold is so light
So we're players are so fucking bad gold players talking about we actually like four games all literally if I put I hypercarry every game
Literally if I just play more I'll be gold. It's the easiest game in the world
How many games got like 300
But it's not the phone war I hypercarry every game I'm best plan the lobby
Good idea to do a marathon from plot. You're yeah. No no
Yeah, it is it is
Like, okay, can you guys give me a rough estimate on how long that would take a non-initiation?
We'll see how you play today, and I'll be able to give that answer by the end of that.
Wait, Muda, I gotta ask you something, bro.
Yeah, go for it.
You remember when you got that guy banned on TikTok?
Detention type.
Oh, yeah, detention.
Yeah.
Yeah, so I just played against him, by the way, and I kid you not.
You promised him a thousand get-to because you got him banned on TikTok because you
were calling somebody a retard and you got banned on TikTok.
You said you were gonna give him a thousand get-to, and he told me he's still
I've not gotten a thousand gift.
Are you crazy?
Are you scamming it?
So when you scammed the little kid?
No, no, no, I never scammed the little kid.
I'm not getting any of it.
Why would I give you a thousand gifts if you're staying here?
You said you were going to give him a thousand gifts because you got him banned on TikTok.
Yeah, probably in like the most fucking sarcastic voice possible.
He was waiting on his thousand gift.
Yeah, you're a tiger.
Oh, title left.
Bro, title left.
Fuck.
He has audio issues. He's just like probably fixing them. Yeah, he was out of yesterday. He couldn't see
But go on Muda. Yeah, probably the whole sarcastic voice possible
Your scam ran a cheater
Muda explain how the first game you went 22 he's right. Everybody
Oh shit, I don't know what happened. I feel like I did so good in the beginning and then I don't know
I just lost it like I don't know what happened your Tyler
Could you analyze my op dot GG and let me know what you think
Like do you think I'm ready for gold Tata and honestly analyze my
I mean your silver one, so yes already
Wait, why is your mic so low?
It sounds perfect.
Let me increase my settings with Discord a little bit.
Chat's saying, ONA is calling.
Wait, should we add ONA to this?
What is he calling about that?
Yeah, all you want to play?
We can kick Muda.
All right.
Yo.
But the thing is, didn't we say next week
we would do the fives of ONA and Kajal?
Yes, yes.
Yes, bro.
We won't do that next week.
But it depends if they actually want to do it.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, ONA.
Yo yo guys guys you got a spot bro for League you got a spot?
Actually
I thought we were doing that next week. Don't they said yeah, because the thing is cage. Oh wasn't down for this week
Oh, no, so that's why I'm talking about Joe. I'm also I'm also you're good
I was just trying to get the joke out where you can like say we're gonna kick mood up
I haven't talked to your jinxing would I thank you so much for joining. Oh, yeah, bro. Thanks. Thank you
Thank you. I'm never playing that whack-ass game again, though
But thanks for and and I'm not hosting again, bro. I'll play in your stuff, bro
I'll get that last yeah, yeah, bro. Yes. All right. Let me go get some sleep. Love you guys. Yes
Please please please love you guys. Bye
All right, yo, Tyler, can you get on your nervous?
I want Tyler to analyze my op-dot GG honestly. Oh, okay. First of all, you haven't played a couple days. That's bad by the way
Yeah
Yeah, that's still really bad you sure about a laptop or something
It's your hands gonna be so fucking you're so close to gold your hands gonna be so crusty when you come back
Just saying you'll be fine. Your score lines actually don't make any sense. When the fuck did you?
Are you like watching VODs off YouTube and shit like you you know this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong
What's wrong? He's a good about you though. He's ace. He's doing good. No, he's doing really good
I kind of but it doesn't make sense. It's the little improvement doesn't make sense. No
You might be Tyler Mike's macro because you just said that time to Tyler my penis is hard like I'm not gonna get
Jack Tyler won the greatest think of legend streamer of all time true. My
improvement doesn't even make sense. Yeah, I mean, Tom's a dollar. What do you think?
Here? Tyler, Tyler, all I'm gonna say is he's embodying what it means to be a
god-level jungler like his coach. Simple as that. I'll say right now.
I
Kills a game with a 60% win rate. Yes
Nobody's over his last 20 is 50%
Easy bro people just like walk up in their one HP in their lane. I just fucking eat. Yeah, hold QE
Well, I mean, this is crazy. You're doing really well. It's really crazy. Well, see what we get into our
Hey Tyler one I've been silver for eight years. I just can't get better. What do I do shove the keyboard up your ass, bro
That's all you can do
Shove the key. You've been silver for eight years, bro. Shut that keyboard up your fucking ass
Do stop playing league silver for eight years, bro hang it up
No.
True.
I'm fucking NA on NA!
Silverbrick and Euston NA!
Okay, relax.
Relax.
Okay, relax.
Bro, NA is ass.
Like the Silver spot on board.
They got the Eustre.
NAEU is like legit the same thing.
It's the same thing at NAEU.
It's the Korean state.
No, no, no.
KJRO just said that Koreans have fallen off
the past couple years.
True.
They have, they have but they're still the best.
Without a doubt.
But you said like anything diamond plus they all kind of play the same not really that's not true at all
That is not true at all their mechanics are way better
Like even it's over and and gold diamond. I would say okay. This is a difference
Korea is mechanically better in the higher elos
EOS is just so full of fucking psychopaths like if you guys think an a is bad use a thousand times worse
You will literally like die once and all four of your teammates are gonna ping you
Start wishing death upon your entire family and then just start afk. It's legitimately crazy. He's right
Yo, man, I'm gonna be honest, bro. This goes into every game
If you want to talk about fucking psychopaths European are six players on console
We're the most toxic fucking kids ever. They were so fucking toxic and I'm sure league is the same fucking way
back that server is fucking games
private crush
you're in the lobby
yeah you're in
okay guys who's the lobby leader queue up
wait moota does it say I'm in the lobby
I might just be bugged
jinxie am I in the lobby
yes you're in the lobby
guys never just bugged for you
guys who is the party leader
it's moota but he's not here
I'm shitting right now
oh 0 second queue
All right.
Wait, do we have delay?
Should we have delay?
No, no, no.
I don't want to delay.
What's I delay?
I don't have that.
Muda, I don't want to swap.
I don't want to swap.
OK, guys.
You all got it.
No, no, no.
Come on.
Muda, I don't want to swap.
And I hope they don't.
No, no, guys.
I am sitting in my community real quick, guys, about Muda.
I don't support Muda.
I don't support anything.
Oh, I can have to do it right now.
All right.
OK, guys, guys, out of the bad news.
Guys, listen.
You can change man, Tali.
You can change.
TITER!
Hey, man, you're in here.
What a henny.
TITER, it's all he plays. It's all he plays.
Yatua is like a percent of his playtime.
What about Yatua?
He has a 15% win percentage on Yatua.
15%!
It's just a blight in Street 13.
You know, Jixi, they're coming for you next, bro.
X, bro, boy, yo, I can play three champs.
I'm good.
Yo, man, Draven, man, Draven, man, Draven, man, Draven.
Guys, if this is new, you can see their current ranks
and their peak ranks.
Like you can see their shit in there.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Man, man, Draven, Tyler, man, Draven.
OK.
So, all right, we get a 0.02 Q time.
The first band's Yone, the second band's Warwick.
Bal, right.
This is disgusting.
It's all good.
I'm going to eat him.
Yo, I mean, obviously I'm tilted, I'm gonna just drop,
I'm gonna be able to go 0-35 in this game,
and I'm gonna hear Dauntless in the pitch about me.
Dauntless is literally just gonna yapp in my ear
the entire time.
Stinger man, Stinger man.
Listen, listen, no, this is a permitting the gun.
I'm adding the guns, Lord.
I'm adding the guns, Lord.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You have to one inch sticks to play Rammus.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you have to one inch counts.
Can I say something that nobody picks Rammus?
No, no, can I say something without getting canceled?
If you play Rammus, you're a pedophile,
Sorry, yeah, but
Think about it. Yeah, if I'm gonna play you they're gonna play fucking Rammus
Okay
I can't hear myself. I need a water. Let me get a water
Lock it
Oh my god guys guys you don't understand if jingsy walks in he our compass fucked jingsy you need to go wukong
Stop this shit with you always broke. Yes. I know a piece of you play AP
Yo, man, I play you wukong wick. That's what it played. Those are my chance
I can play any of those at a high level out of challenge level
I could play those three champions at a challenging level just let me get on
Wait, why is Mura on Yasuo?
I said, be in Yone, bro!
Why me?
Here's the problem with Muda as a league player.
Muda cued 98% of his games on fucking Yone.
So now, if Yone gets banned, he dodges, right?
So he's literally a one-trick!
My brain is yellow, so I'm leaving the world.
Oh, fuck.
Man, man, man.
Let's go P.G.s looking a bit distrinkable.
Well, every single one.
He has about four MDPs in ace out of 20 games.
He's getting carried.
He's literally getting carried.
Who are you talking about, Muda?
Muda, yes.
Bro, that's your student.
You need to glaze him.
That is not my student.
You're the fucking best he in this world has ever fucking seen.
Let's go.
been Cane them all fight oh yeah
not a man not a man not a man I'll go
AP here guys has been my fight you have
to be my friend whoever so what are the
chances of us in this game if I go
0-1-15 zero I mean the Dante's in a
humps just be in LCS team so okay
okay wait you feel confident I feel
confident how do we see who mood is
leaning against how do we see it's
Orianna he's against Orianna
oh bro he's fucking gold man this is
great I mean that's a good time on
Last pick is that for me out the house where the fuck yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the top lane. No, no, no, no
Well, my car. It's caught what's caught this solo AP though
But that's gonna go that's gonna go AP dot listen to me. Let's say to be clear
We're gonna win let us win by go AP top
Buh-bye!
What have I tried?
Bosh, Bosh.
Bro, like, you're like...
Wait, is it?
You know, I'm pitch damaged.
I'm making damage to...
I'm making damage to a little bit, but...
Bro, what?
Bro, what?
No!
Yo, how do I see my fricking rank?
You gonna be a good girl for me, Tyler?
Alright, alright.
Every kill you do, I'll fucking you out, okay?
Guys, I don't know if Yasuo and Orianna are a good pick or no
It's a good matchup for Yasuo, but the problem is you can't use this kit at all and you're a one-trick and you're gonna end
Yeah, so it is a good matchup, but but you can't use this kit
We need we need knock up
No, it's just the guys are fucking one trick and I've said a hundred times. Okay, but
Okay, what's better once you're taking a character and learning about the game and learning about your character
Character or just picking three characters and being absolute fucking learning one character mastering the game is correct
It's what I tell everybody do so jimmy put a sock in it
I'm gonna learn I'm gonna make a second account and just call it yasuo only
I just want to tell you, I think even Yoni Yasuo are very common bands.
How you know, you might have been Yoni and Yasuo in the same game.
I think both the win rates are pretty high.
Yo, what's going to be what?
My heart seeker, whatever skin is the better.
Tyler, I wanted to ask you a question about league.
Oh, God, okay.
Would you consider support players cucks?
And like, I know you got challenging her like, would you consider support players
the most disgusting players that play league.
It's what plays the worst players in the game.
And thank you.
Rolls for the guy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Tyler, preach.
If you play support, you're a fucking pussy.
Like I'm looking right at you're a fucking pussy.
They're all in the game.
All they do is they just go like Leona or Thrash or Pike.
And you can never engage with them because they're
talking for their team that is talking for their teammates.
You they just have so much presence on the map
and they want you to fight them so they can just stun
Stun, stun, shield, stun, and then you stay, they're loser ass players, bruh.
It's okay, it's okay, we'll win this game.
Okay, enemy mid is only Platinum as well, it's critical.
Yeah, I think that's a flex rank, like I'm pretty sure that's a rank, five's rank, not the solo queue rank.
Yeah, it's a solo queue rank.
You want me, okay, I'll look, I'll tell you guys right now.
Yeah, please, it might give me some confidence, bro, it might give me some confidence, because bro, my Yasuo is like iron, I'm gonna be honest.
Just don't die literally. We're gonna win if you just don't die. It just don't eagle it. Yeah legit impossible
But it's okay. Yeah, it dies 12 times a game. He's gonna die a hundred times
Yeah, like I don't know if you guys did yeah, I died like around 10 that times, you know, the only time like a month ago. Yeah
Okay guys, I'm so the enemy support is masters everyone else is low elo
Goochie done. Who's the support?
Tristana
No, okay, okay
He's like unranked he's plat two and fives he's plat two and fives and I think he's
Golden one or one with social such to okay easy easy. He's like a gold player, bro
He's like a bot all right like work like work like work
Well my you means nuts
All right
Who's BC is the tester in here?
What'd you say? Who say it's on it? I said it go check you all my unit on the free
I'm going to jump in right now. You can fight you can fight promo. Yep. Ah
Jinxie, did you start topside and pot bot?
Who's bottle hums and tatter yeah, I'm having Bob okay
I'm gonna get you an early wards of Jarvan tries cheesing you your dynasty, okay?
Thank you
Thank you, don't us
Okay, so now this board it tells you if Jarvan comes in and then one nice catch there
Okay, so now we see spot. We have problem mood in here
Don't die with him
fucking dead bro I mean
bro they're never there though
they're never there
it hasn't been one minute yet
it hasn't been one minute bro
oh my god
you all start with this shit mother fucker
won't start with this shit the game just started
I'm sorry
I want to go war fucking
the shit for you
the roster
let's push like that
don't forget we are
getting ghosted and none of us have delay. Wait you can't go fuck you anymore? You could,
you have to go with your mouse. You're about to add a little bit of a delay, I mean Jesus
man. Like I don't know there's no point because the thing is Tyler and uh, Tyler and Humms
can't like change their delay. It's stupid if you edit it, it wouldn't matter. What
a disgusting idea. This is Cerberus. You're fine, you're fine. Yeah. Tyler where
Are you aiming bro? I'm learning this
Yeah, bro getting stream time is so fun and an information based game you're right
I'm just gonna have bought here you guys are absolutely gigantic. Oh man, that's I fucking get him. What's up?
I'm not having me. That's for damn sure
I miss my idol
I'm freezing the wave mid, I guess the gas is low
I can't put a listen
Jarvons here, nice
What if they're going to catch you all games and sit back, please
Do the freezing
I love playing
Fuck, this is so fucking shit
Listen, listen, Muda, you're gonna be the vibes general this game.
Your only goal is gonna be to keep up the vibes.
So you're gonna have to sit there and find a positive thing no matter what happens, okay?
Well, let's see here, man.
Me and Jim, he just came in eighth fucking place in the Valorant tournament,
and I get straight into a game, and I'm already dead twice in the first three minutes of the game.
I love it so much.
See, like, now you're doing a really bad job at being the vibes general.
Well, I'm not using any mana here in the first fight.
I can't back up, I can't back up, I can't back up.
You have no mana!
I'm trying to remember that!
You have no mana!
I have mana!
I have mana!
No but no, but Tyler do you remember the clip?
You have no mana!
You have no mana!
Yeah, there he goes.
There he goes.
That's it.
I have nothing in the view.
Have you coming up?
I'm just going to use the shield now.
Yeah.
What a heal.
I'm going to tighten up.
Let's go, tighten up.
Let's go.
You're healed if you land your Qs, but you need to land it.
Don't worry guys, my Yasuo is going to be challenging you.
Yeah, okay.
But uh, you need to be the vibes general, not the jester.
Lock in.
Yeah, but you just...
I can't...
I hit it.
I hit it.
Good kill top out of the way.
Good kill, baby.
I see you.
Thank you, bro.
I fucking see you out of here.
We... we... Hard 1, level 6, okay?
Did you play safe enough?
Yeah, I'll get up for sure.
I don't understand my Umi thing is her whole thing just sitting on your back. Yeah, pretty
normally yet. Does she draw on ability? Yeah, one or two with all what is her one ability?
Oh, there you go. There you go. There you go. It's like a, uh, like an Ezreal Q that
that you can control what does Ezreal's Q do?
oh Ezreal what does Ezreal's Q do?
skills is uh, skills shot
oh so he's definitely some skills to you me then she looks like the most
carry champion in the game like her whole thing is literally sitting on somebody's back
yes pretty much yes so she is the most carry
champion in the game then okay guys I'm gonna be real the midlaner just fucking
Ported a top and I genuinely cannot believe it. You guys are gonna like gang or just back off the track
What do you have somebody else?
This is just
You guys are gonna come up here on the track. No, I'm good. I'm good
I am
You might need a fight here. I'm gonna come on. Yeah, I'm coming out
Because you're fucking mid laner TP top
I was for sure by the way
Wait wait wait wait wait Jixi
Oh god
Ok go go go go go go
Oh
Bring me up Jixi
Bring me up Jixi come here bring me up
I can't stop you
Pick me up
You're dead man
You're dead
Pick him up
No I wasn't
Bro you're fucking dead
What do you mean
I can't save you there
Yes you can
Fuck me
You on my back
Yo guys, I'm gonna be real I'm legitimately landing 1v2
normal for the support to just be like yes it is normal that's his timer yes it
is
but what is this timer don't push don't push don't push don't push oh sorry
time is like they have they have a time to move pretty much because we're we're
just getting back on the mat you don't know the legend might be the most
fucking fun really yes Bermuda get your head out of the fucking gutter dude
Oh my god, you have been moaning the whole time. Jesus
Yeah, I'm a little bit broke god damn mood up
Are you gonna play good if you're crying no probably not
All right listen guys forgot this shit, I mean Jesus bro. You're the most negative mindset
I've ever seen in my life. Well, but if they
You're streaming League of Legends, there's going to be stream snipers.
Yes, Luda.
People are going to stream another champion for the love of God.
What'd you say?
I didn't like it, it is what it is.
You're streaming League, bro.
People are gonna ban Yone.
I'll go you have to learn another champion, bro
Dude is this what it feels like when you're like a kid and your parents are just arguing all the time
I will tell
Yeah, yeah, Joe
Play for Bob
Yo, I don't play for but play for top. No, I'm not guys. I bought us losing to be to
We need to play play all night.
All right, dive dive.
You can.
God.
You have down test. Should I get one for next bro?
Uh, when it's not right now.
I would say you go Grubbs honestly bro.
Go Grubbs?
But he's coming Grubbs.
That means his jungle is there right?
Yeah, but that means I could, I could come too.
Jhinxie, what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk here,
but you're not gonna like,
you're gonna wait until I'm in position.
So like walk up.
Walk up but don't engage.
So you're gonna play maximum distance.
See? Okay, so now I'm coming, so now I just kite towards me, okay?
Now we can fight, see? This is good. Fight!
Let's go, Jhin!
Good shit!
The shit boys!
That's my fucking couch!
Good fucking shit, bro, that's what we wanted.
Man, play this double counter matchup, you know what I mean?
That's my fucking couch!
There he is!
I'm telling you, we got this shit, bro.
It's me and you this game.
Let's get three items and let's play the character shit.
Well, I'm playing for top.
Duh.
Okay, I'm playing.
X9 Yachtwo. X9 Yachtwo.
Yo, are you fucking kidding me?
I can short shot, but they're playing it pretty smart.
Like he's on it, yes
Careful, careful you. Alright, so Jhinxie, what you can do is you can finish her clear then you reset and then you come top, okay?
You look for a gank bot. Okay, I have 2k gold after this or 17 under gold after this. I think I should just back at
Yeah, you should kill me unless you have extreme chance.
Okay, look, Jynxie, what you can do is you can wait in this bush and then if they go
in on the bot lane, then you fight.
I'm gonna go in, but like, I think they're J4's gonna be here.
So you're just gonna sit in this bush, okay?
Can you just sweep the bushes?
I think you just sweep the bushes.
I think J4's here.
Trash is here.
Trash is here.
I really don't want to flip it.
I'm not gonna lie.
You guys, I'm gonna back.
I'm gonna back.
I'm gonna back.
Let's just go back.
Go back.
Go back.
Wait, actually, no, no.
You can go.
You can go.
I'm coming, Genji, I'm coming.
Start RQE the threat.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, we're gonna die.
We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die.
Go like right here, Genji.
Yeah, let me know when, let me know when, let me know when.
No Jarvan, stick in your wolves, Jarvan, stick in your wolves.
I'm gonna push this and I'm gonna die, okay?
Let me know when, yeah.
I'm gonna snack on cannon.
Try to hit the Tristana if you can.
Hit the Tristana, okay.
going now. Alright, I'm going. Go. I'm on the Trist. What happened there? Alright,
I jinxed you. You're gonna have to never go fault lane again. I think you were hitting
the turret. Wait, was I hitting the turret? I thought I hit the Tristana. Lots of things.
My god, I hate the turret. Oh, I'm sorry guys
Also Tyler take the turret. It's okay. It's all good
Sorry guys, I didn't mean to hit the turret man. No, that's okay. It's okay. Do you know how to do champion toggle?
What do you mean by champion toggle? What does that mean?
Fuck are you bringing me for when you're taking first seven?
I've already since we're hoping to win with now
you have me okay listen jinx you come talk to you okay I want you walk through
this try bush are you sure yeah look at his health yes
looky you can even walk in this bush walk in this bush he's gonna go in on
me when he does go in ready okay wait he's going to be good
I can go from now. There you go from now. You're good
Take me take me
My e-gum is me. Yes, it does. Oh, I wish I fucking your name right now, man. Fuck. They did my
All right
I'm guys
It's wonderful
Oh
We're so behind
They're coming they're on me there me I'm on the way I'm here. I'm gonna join us ready
I'm always gonna sit on him
We follow through
Not bad not bad not bad
Not bad
for that
my raptor timer is so delayed because I helped you though
I got to wait
then you know what, what you could do is you could just try to come top then
ignore your raptors, you come top, we kill them and then afterwards we go hell together
let's go, let's go
this looks pretty good
what's this?
come on down, that's- I'm using my whole cannon hurricane
yep
that is all I can do
there you go
check that fuck down, honestly
alright, so now we can just solo it
now you solo it
You want to fight? You want to fight?
You want to fight? Test the war.
I could kill the Sniper.
Jengzee play with me. Jengzee play with me here.
Jengzee play with me. We're going to B2.
You sit in this bush for now.
Okay, and I'll go.
Go, go, go, go.
Wait, wait, wait.
There you go!
Let me take that.
That's all.
Let's fucking go, baby.
I'm gonna need to take it.
I'm telling you, it's a fucking freebie this game.
I'm gonna go bot to top now.
Is that okay, Dundas?
I need to start patting top, eh?
Uh, yeah, bot to top is good for us.
The only thing is, I'm gonna have to be there for the dragon because we're gonna
want to fight this dragon, okay?
So they don't get solved.
We're going to push back here.
Hi, trust chap.
I'm not the last challenge.
Out of the thinger.
No.
Yo, alright.
Alright.
No.
Wait, why don't I have a zeal?
Wait, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm on yone.
Wait, why don't I have a zeal?
I swear, but who?
Wait, what?
Hey, John, stop.
Let's finish this.
Oh my god, I have two zeals.
I'm trolling.
Let's go baby.
Let's go baby.
I don't even know that.
Oh, no.
You know, I actually love to speak, guys.
I really do love to speak.
Who's question?
I don't even know that.
I don't even know that.
Oh
Jinxie recall me and you against world on dragon. Let's go
We're gonna kill fat
No, we need we need the kills. I'm not alone. He's looking me promo
Good
Okay, Muda, you're gonna have to be useful here. Let's go.
Alright. I'll try to do it.
I'm gonna retch to the right hand.
Thumbnaz, we're kinda huge here, no?
Thumbnaz, tell me, I'm not gonna...
Well, Tyler, could you tell me, like, a good character to play with Yone's Ben?
Oh my God!
Like, I can't even fucking breathe!
Oh, actually, Annie.
Thumbnaz, it's Annie, bro.
It was.
I
I feel a lot better than the last play.
Thank you Tyler, thank you bro.
100%
Revan grinding guys, I love this fucking game.
Bro, he's so warpy, he's so warpy dude.
Can I take the phone for a second?
Can I take the phone for a second?
Guys, what is a good character that can have fun?
Not just Annie, Annie is just so boring.
Annie.
I don't think so.
Muda!
It seems like you're in Yosuo though.
Yeah, Muda the problem is that you just seem to drop your ego.
Like you need to be on Annie or Galio duty bro.
I'm gonna play someone that I like to have fun with.
Yes, but it's not that thing where if Annie can stand, actually you play Irelio?
No, I don't play Irelia, she's nice, she's fun.
Yo Tata, I have a lead question Tata.
Why did y'all go top there?
Why I don't understand well
Where's autopilot here, bro
Here they might actually ban here you guys need to check it out
Like I have a TV fine
Okay, so James see what I want this
I'm gonna see...
I'm gonna play really aggressive.
I'm going there! I'm going there!
I'm going there! I'm going there!
I don't even know if I'll get...
No, no, no! Let me get...
You're not doing it to finish the ban.
Your drink is just to boost them and then I TPN.
I'm up in 5.
In 5 I can to beat the swords.
There's no need to fight!
He jumped out of the fucking bush.
He jumped out of the fucking bush
Oh
Oh god, fuck he got a lot better. It's getting this great. I've been training bro
I've been training but that bear to call was actually high levels out like
Yo, what was this check that I'm all gonna kill you
Sorry
Okay, no jinx you listen listen it's not right guys no no that's not why we lost it
it's because mood it decided to hit the top minions and sub come to the baron
literally what it was by the way you didn't go bearing there bro we need your
bearing okay so important bro your minions don't even matter cuz like you're
already out of the game anyways we just need your own Baron bro your minions
don't matter at all there dude oh no I think we might lose off of that okay
listen listen I have flash next fight we went jogging let's go
I wasn't even smart on the holiday. I just got out to my dad. I mean this kid's obviously better at the game than me
Like I'm right at
I
Bro Jinx out you know there's a genuine chance that you win your next tournament. I know bro. I'm excited for that
I can't wait. It's too high-rated
Dude three showed bot three showed by maybe so Jesse shirt or gonna jinx each year
Okay, I'm gonna come chair come chair and take this thing and then we invade their top side. Yeah. Yeah, take it take it TV TV
Yep
I'm gonna come here. Just wait for me for a second. Wait for me for a second. I'm gonna start here though
I'm gonna go on it. Yeah, but I am to go in
Riding that call was asked on test
No, the reason why went bad is because you auto the thrush three times and stuff the Ori if you would have auto
The or you got to do don't as I tried to hit her. I swear I tried to hit her
I swear like you might have tried to but it was just like a targeting issue, but it's
Bar my bad
Use what's just on a use?
Maybe
Mr. I saw her I swear I saw her
You're good, you're good.
Tyler, Tyler, what did you do?
I killed Recton there.
Why would I kill the Recton and burn my ultimate?
I killed Recton there.
I could have killed him as well, but it's not worth it.
You go top of here, you go top of here.
No, I'm going to be real, I think we literally just 5 men.
Like literally just 5 men.
I'm just gonna if I get picked I want to hit like one just good you for you guys
What if you just die for us it'll be a lot better
You just go on for us
Use your double to block there. Let's listen to use it double to block. Wait, wait, we're gonna ball need to block
Okay, either right might be up there right might be up here, but might be up here
Cover each other right here. They walk up
We can fight
I couldn't get to the guys I wanted to
I got stunned, I don't know, shit's so bad.
I should have patted the other way, right Chad?
I should have patted the other way.
I think you don't think so.
Yeah, I know, honestly, you should.
I got stuck, I got stuck.
Okay, uh, GenC, next item, I want you to get Death's Dance, alright?
Dude, I've seen a pit of three players, man.
Okay, don't, don't do f-feet-hunters.
Yeah, no, no, do Death's Dance, trust me.
Got it.
Yeah, I didn't play any after this game.
Bro, I just paved wrong.
Damn.
Okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
Bro, you didn't walk into a two-turn hit spell.
I walked right out, Phil.
It's not long you lost.
Kind of skanked the Orianna here.
I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's great for me, Jinxie.
I'm going to try this.
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm going to shoot the Baron here.
I'm going to shoot the Baron.
Come on, come on.
I'm going to shoot the Baron here.
I couldn't the parking block completely you couldn't go around it
100% orange.
Yeah, you little cocksucker, what the fuck are you doing?
I'm going, I'm going.
Jesus, man.
Yeah, we can't go in, we can't go in.
I'll hold him myself.
Okay guys, okay, we can walk up to Bar now.
Just take control of this bush, take control of this bush.
Take him, I'm flashed off.
Midway first, midway first, midway first.
Guys, midway first. We should do midway first.
What the fight? Oh god.
I'm not there.
Come on, Blanchings, you're gonna be honest with me with the nervousness.
Stay on me, stay on me, stay on me, stay on me. Please, please follow me.
Okay, we can both play towards the end turn.
Are we even on a target, Tristana?
Yo, Tristana's on the right, you're gonna die anyway, so I'm on the right.
You're gonna die anyway, so I'm on the right.
Yo, drag's up in 20 though, man.
Where are you guys going? Get ready, get ready, get ready.
Everyone get ready.
Okay, the game is over.
Oh, god.
Stop, stop!
Nice!
and let's go let's fucking go guys
you don't like that you don't like that yes it was very good engage on a
You have to be fun. It's very good. That's fucking go over all
Yo, why is no one hitting shit? Oh my god?
oh you might have we actually played that game good bro
we speak in French
come on guys come on man one night I might have got MVP bro I had 5.4 key to
Yo, Muda! Muda! You did almost less damage than the fucking Yumi!
Take it!
No, don't make me chill.
We're gonna bull you. We're gonna bull you. Now you're gonna play Annie.
Alright, alright. You guys have my word. I will never play Yasuo again. Alright?
Annie, Annie.
On my entire chat's life, I will never play Yasuo again. Done.
Now, can you please full cam and wait like an interval between one minute and two minutes?
No, I'm not Muda. Muda, they CR usernames in Champ select.
Well, they can go through mode.
Yeah, but we can all go through mode.
No, no, you can't. No, they can sit no matter what.
Wait, don't you?
I'm going to get food real quick. I'm going to snack.
Don't you? Don't you?
All right, don't you? Everyone full cam.
Is everyone full cammed?
Yep. Yep.
High-vives. Full cam. Jixi, if he's not full cammed already.
All right. Now, can we have a serious conversation?
Hums, Don, Tess, Tyler.
What is it? I'm going to open up Notepad
and experiment with characters you guys told me to try off stream, which was I like.
And please don't say Annie, bro, because it's like literally the most boring character in the game.
Annie.
I'll just say Silas Echo, like, those are fucking-
Oh, why would he play Silas?
No, because I'm telling you, I've heard enough, I'm not-
Okay, he wants a one trick to learn.
Like, but I love Yone, I just need another character that's not like Yone,
but just someone I can have fun with that's like-
I really, I told you, I really has a very similar to them,
But you say you don't want to play Aurelio.
It's another good and team comp though.
Aurelio is a really strong champion.
If you want to play, he's very mechanical.
Is she strong, early, late, and.
Yes, she's very strong overall, but she's the lower rate
in lower elo because people don't want to play her.
Akali could be fun for him too, I think, right?
He knows how to play Akali a little bit.
But I can't go on.
Akali was my first main for Yone,
but the thing is I feel like Akali falls off so late game.
Did he try this?
Shrobs broken I just don't like the fact that if you empty your kid
You're just completely useless for the rest of the fight for one kill. I don't like that
I like yo any characters were like you could be in the fight at all times
I really am
I really are over in it. All right. These are my next two
Yo, fuck that in team shit lock in here. Let's go
Guys I put on my powerful shirt right now with my secret powerful shirt. There's no way we can lose this one
say on it let me guess I don't think I don't think it's such a dork
you're such a dork you are so dorky with that photo
shirt it's not photoshop dude it's a real picture what is that
that's funny did you know if you tried syndrome
No, but she's just me. I don't like me.
I think I'm going to just do. I think I'm going to listen to you guys.
I think I'm going to go around the old rhythm and I'm just going to try.
Is it? But I thought Riven takes skill, bro.
She's the best champion in the game right now, though.
Oh, really? That's champion. Yeah.
But yeah, but do you remember what happened last time we were locked in
Riven? He did good. Did he not do good?
I'm pretty sure he first time didn't do good.
I thought he ran it down.
I don't think I was there.
Yeah, I don't think he was there either.
down. Well, you wouldn't get there when I played with you.
Bro, I thought you ran it down, though, now.
You're saying you won and won and lost one.
I mean, Muta, I mean, you're awfully
sad to see through a guy who just hypercarried you, bro.
You were only three times?
Yes.
Yes.
Three times, three times.
Oh, you know what?
I'm going to go to Rally up.
Fuck you.
I'm going to say people.
Where are you at the same time?
Have you ever played her before?
Rally over there.
Jinxie, you ran it down on Valorant.
Be quiet.
Would I rather be good at Valorant or League of Legends?
Valorant or Real Man's Game?
E-Date or be a chat and take on the hardest competitive game in the world?
I'm going with League.
They didn't fall for it.
I'm going with League.
Wait, why are we being driven, Dontes? I said we're let them ban it.
Oh!
Oh my god.
First pick.
Yes, I was on doubt.
It's all good.
Should I just dodge?
No, no, you're not dodging it
Wait, dude, they banned the yee. Oh my god, holy aura. They just
Any any bands would a swap
Debating I don't know what's a band
Fresh
No, I should ask he's not good. I play a first one to Gabby's boring to play get to the first one
What's it's only play fresh panthresh?
Hums who's a better ribbon Kadim or Muda?
Got to think about that one.
Low key, low key Muda, low key.
Really?
Yeah.
How much damage did he do in like a 30 minute game?
What was that number?
492.
Jinxie acting hard with a cat headset on.
I haven't acted hard this whole stream.
Wait, what's up, 4-0?
Yeah. Oh my God.
Jinxy. Look what they left it open.
Okay.
I'm going to a fun.
Okay, go ahead.
Zack.
Fine.
Trust me.
Place it in that fight.
They're going to counterpick it just like it's written.
Think about what you're going to pay.
There's another counterfeit.
He's ribbon-gonna-what?
Is ribbon-gonna-team fighting, guys?
Bro, we're just gonna fight.
I think we're gonna fight.
So if they invade my jungle, I'm gonna kill them in a 1v1.
Warwick's broken. Unless there's like two of them.
Are you sure you're gonna go cart this?
I've already locked in, bro. Just trust me.
Dude, I play this shit.
Why is it where my jungle is?
What do you wanna go here? I don't know.
Anything that you play that fights.
Ezreal?
It's Lulu it's Lulu Lucia would be fine. You're asses. Oh, do you know Raven's whole kit?
Yeah, kind of I know like you have a stun you have a dash and you have the two cues or the three cues
I think I just like the best picture
Well, I said pick a fighter going as real go go go go. I can go as rule you can go PGA
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Muno, Loki you should go mouth fight this game.
No bro, alright, where should I go?
Okay, okay, I don't know, Riven or Akali.
How about Jinx, he chooses your champion, and you have to walk in whatever he says.
You wanna do that?
Riven, no no no, how about I just walk Riven down, alright?
Well, Loki, go Akali here, Akali, Akali, okay, Loki, Akali, Akali, Akali.
That's it if I get there all these bands I bandit Holly. Oh
No, oh, no, I can what are you telling you fuckers?
You guys
You have to ban Ramas the other team because they just stream sniping go Ramas. I'm literally out of the game now
I'm out of the game
This is such a sex offender champion, honestly
Oh, we're fine. Wait, I get bad characters. Why do I get to be in soup? Oh
Tari's diamond you man. Oh
This guy's I'm joking against a diamond to Ramis. I'd rather jump into oncoming traffic. Oh my gosh
I go lock should I go lock? No, no, go golly. A colleague good
It's gonna be a band of colony. I band of colony. Why they've got it 380 C's. No one is sniping you loser
This is the second game in a row where Yone was banned and Yee was banned
Like last game they banned Yone and Warwick. Yo bro, are you a fucking idiot? Literally
Last game they banned Yone and Warwick this game they banned Yone and Yee
You think that's a coincidence with a zero second delay. Are you fucking stupid?
Yo, Tyler, Tyler, what do I do against Rammus? Just don't fight him
You know what you do, Gotcha, McGaink and Farm, you're fine, you have to not die, we have a lot of AP, a lot of AP, so if you get a stack armor, we'll be really good, we're chillin'.
Okay, Tyler.
Josh, should I go Yasuo?
Chill.
Bro, is this not just the same team as last game?
No, it literally is.
Guys, what champion should I play?
Yo guys, Aurelia, Yasuo, or Riven?
Yo, you just said you're never playing Yasuo again.
No, no, just go Yasuo again, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, please, God, no, no.
Muda, please, God, I just think he just goes Yasuo, by the way.
I think he's going to go Yasuo for the first time, like, that ass is going to be a lot of Yasuo.
Is that the Yasuo or we get his first time riving, guys?
I'd rather see Yasuo, I'm not one of them.
Okay, so what do I play now?
Well, you need to go either a tank or AP.
It has to be a tank or AP.
Okay, I'm going to watch, guys, let's say I'm going to pull up a PZANG laning video.
You need 30 seconds every day.
Got it.
Can't make it worse.
No, bro.
It needs to be AP or tank.
May we have to blind pick top lane here?
Yeezing.
Don't test, maybe a tank.
We need a tank.
Yeah, blind tank, blind tank, tank tank tank tank tank tank.
Or maybe ..
Yeah, it's a good pick.
Good pick.
Actually, we were going to go C1, I felt like it.
I'd love to have a word on my T1 .
We were going to have a fight.
Yup.
So no, Jynxu, what I can do is I'm sending him to the shadow realm.
Anytime we team fight, I'm halting Rammus away from you so you can shit on them.
Sweeeeeeeet!
Thank you, brah.
That's what a good coach would do.
Fuck Rammus, god, I hate that fucking champion.
Wait, who did the iBan?
I didn't know what iBan, did I even ban?
Bro, I don't think I banned.
No, because, yeah, no, because I think Muda banned first
and he traded with you.
And then after he traded with you,
he gets two bans and you get zero.
Oh, okay, yes, I see, I see.
All right, we've got double top spot lane.
We're probably fighting him and I'm in bullshitting.
No, I will. I'm very excited about that.
Tyler, what do you mean by double exhaust bot lane? What does that mean?
I mean double exhaust on this team. I have exhaust for Lucian.
What does that mean? Exhaust for Lucian?
He doesn't have damage for like six seconds.
Exhaust is a summoner spell. Exhaust is a summoner spell.
Can I use exhaust? I changed it to exhaust.
And my rune's deteriorated.
Yes.
Bro, I'm gonna lock in bro. Okay, we got this.
Yeah, I'm gonna try my hardest, you know, I'm gonna try, I'm just gonna...
Your problem, I think, your problem is that you have an ego in your playing.
You need to respect their team.
But he's not...
I'm sorry to recap, but how are you 20 and 0 in Valorant?
It's literally 20 and 0. He has finished last.
I don't know, though, I don't know.
And when I was caught up, I don't tell you, fuck.
Damn.
Like, yeah, nice to jump...
Alright, I'm gonna see this fucking game, I don't know, fuck.
Oh, yeah
You don't got to announce it bro, we all know
I'm going top to bottom that okay
yep I got you guys to probably know that we're gonna fight they're not gonna
fight but you're Tyler good shit I don't know it's good shit top lane last
game contest yeah I'm trying it's about to be the fucking fight try try try try
make Jesus more our darling was it's a beautiful world I was waiting
I'm going to push control now.
Very good.
I was thinking that they would cheese us.
Are you supposed to go dusk and dawn on Mordekaiser?
I don't know what the build is.
Highlights.
Brash?
I feel like that's ass.
Highlights.
What a bit of that pop-eye view.
Two seconds.
Very good.
You're getting plopped.
I can fight.
go
chat lock the fuck in man
nice guys
that's my fucking bot lane
that's my fucking bot lane right there motherfuckers
that's huge by the way, sir yes sir
it was like cute kill me, I should have used a flash
flash is cute
here's the
lock the fuck in
We're the jungle starters, do we know?
No, I don't know.
Nice guys.
It's going well.
Hey, why don't you get the Lucian there?
Huh?
Why don't you get the Lucian there?
I was sitting both, what do you want me to do? I did the both.
Get the Lucian there, but it's clear.
Wait, wait, my leader's gone, my leader's gone.
What are you saying, bro? I can't care...
I did 80% of the HP boost of that fight, are you trolling?
That is probably under right there.
Oh!
There's the Rannis, the cockler himself.
It's honestly fucking insane that he just threw a combo topside.
No, no, no.
Yeah, okay, no, but this is what you guys are going to do.
Listen up.
Okay.
Jynxie, take this red.
Hard push this and then you guys invade his bot side.
Rammus the only clear to his top side, so Jynxie, you're going this and then
and then you're going to get blue guys
get prior hunks
I'm not
Krogs
Krogs
Yeah, you're just skipping Krogs
just instant bait him here
Instant Invade, okay, I got it
Yes, yes, yes
You go in there now, go in there now
Push this bush
Good comms, kid
Go in there right now, Dothdesk
Yep, it's good
I'm gonna be a little bit late
Let's tell them how am I here?
Yeah, you can do it now
Muda, keep getting pressure
Okay, Muda, you need to rotate now
Muda, you need to rotate now
He's in the bush, he's in the bush!
Apple, careful, just be careful!
Bro, like, what the- like, what?
Okay, that's so-
All of the stream sniping, I for- you know, we can't call out shit.
Guys, we can't call out shit a minute in advance on it, like, that's just a stream.
We can never do that, that's literally just stupid.
Yeah, it's a- it's a- like dude, these guys are fucking Q sniping, banning Yone, Warwick, Yi, like, obviously we can't call out a foot.
That's so disgusting.
fucking disgusting fucking losers on the other team
so we're still going to kill each other
man, we're doing this though on a Friday night just sitting there string-stabbing
this is so gross
die on em or die on em
you move on, I'm coming
move it, come on, go, go
I'm here
move down here
I'm here
I thought they were gonna just kill em, kill em, kill em, kill em
nice to chat
oh he's invincible
what is what?
It's so stupid I can't get him.
What are you doing?
It's the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
What do you mean he's one?
I can't get him.
What do you want me to do?
Yeah, it leads to a stream site bad call from my fucking mid laner and I'm out of
the game.
What do you guys want?
Kill the lanes.
Kill the lanes.
Kill the lanes.
Kill the lanes.
Kill the lanes.
Kill the lanes.
Kill the lanes.
Kill the lanes.
Kill the lanes.
Kill the lanes.
You guys, it's the Blade of Stream Snipers.
It was, it was, it actually was, but we're fine.
You know, if I'm level 4, that kid is so dead there, but I'm behind because I got Stream Snipers.
By 5 pedophiles that play League of Legends on a Friday night, Stream Sniping.
True.
Check all these guys' hard drives, literally.
It's the most disgusting shit I've ever seen.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Wait, I thought I can't smite when it's level 1.
No? I thought I can't smite.
What do you mean?
smart smart like I could have smited them but I thought I was smart okay so my chat's
fucking iron Jack shut the fuck up you can't explain what it's level one you fucking iron
players I'm not saying that you smite a minion
What is going on right now?
I'm gonna go B, B, B, B, I'm gonna go B, B, B, B, B, B.
G fucking G.
It's all just a stream site, man.
G fucking G.
My guy.
Oh my gosh.
I got three kills, I just realized that.
I'm so out of the game now, shit's so dead.
Why would we ever stream this game with a one second delay?
Like what?
Like honestly, why would we ever stream this game?
Mura, Mura, Mura.
Why would we ever stream this game with a 1 second delay?
Where's Remus? Do you guys know where Remus is?
He stopped, he stopped, he stopped.
Why does this keep turning?
Kills ass, Mura.
You caught a track here or no?
Yes.
Yeah, you caught it.
Yeah, you caught it.
So Jinx, do you remember what I talked about when I said you want to trade where the enemy jungler is?
is if you see that we're on their top where I can go log down exactly so now
jing see you need a stamp in your team I'm tell them yo guys we need dragon yo
guys we need dragon there you go okay so now the problem it looks a bit
It looks a bit.
Can I use cut though?
Yeah you can do it.
Oh no no no.
Cut Lord is here.
Oh shoot a flash forward.
Cut.
Get it.
Mr. Cut Lord is here.
Muda?
Muda?
Muda?
Muda?
Yeah.
I don't know if we can fight this.
I'm not.
I'm just backing it.
Oh my god.
Stream sniping with a fucking Rammus.
I'd rather get jumped than play this.
This guy has a hundred like thousand speed.
There we go.
I didn't know what to do with my E-fine.
I just feel like Yasuo got a little Z tier character.
Wait, you don't know that Z tier means the best in the game, right?
Is it S tier but the best?
No, Z tier is the best.
Z is like the worst letter of the alphabet.
Yeah, but you put it at the top because you're like it's so insane that it's like out of this world
Yeah, but you literally said three people made and then I saw you eat into them what is wrong with you
No, it's all right. You lose said Lulu's med and then you eat into them and died
Almost have all guys everything's okay. I
Mean, I've just been mentally checked out since the blatant streams tonight to be honest
It's hard to play a competitive game when people aren't playing a competitive way. I got him
But it's okay because you guys have the fucking goats you guys the goat. We win the easiest one
By the way, alright, got him.
30 CS bot lane, you should've hit your camps here.
Yo, being fair doesn't steal.
Yeah, bro, you taught me that.
Mood, are you listening?
Oh, fuck you.
I literally sold my soul last game.
Mood, if games you're doing bad, I'm not having to get a game.
If you just stop doing anything and just farm and let your twisters do well.
No, it's just true. Like, right here, there's no need to ult.
There's no need to do that.
There's no need to do that.
I can turn this I can turn this get ready. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh
I literally hate mid laner so much. They just have these broken movement kits
She's like bouncing through the sky
but I guys they wasn't even in range and I got butts on I was not in range yeah I
can't I'm saying one point one point three I'm just told the R I don't know
what to say I was told our was in range I already do a fucking turret this
guy's in my camp okay that's cocky or Grammys I'll now you know okay
jinx after I didn't want to fight it firstly he's gonna poke down it's
You're too trunked up. Go be go be go be go be
I'm here. I don't
Know I thought you said you wanted to fight that yeah, no, you don't fuck it. Let's try get him nice
Let's go bro. This is how you
That's to my fucking content balls close
Oh
He moved
Why you straight what am I watching this?
We're actually just briefing us for fun, by the way
You want to be you?
You want to bring up briefing for fun you want to bring up the clip I saw ten years ago of you
I paid my dude!
I paid my- I made my amids!
Okay?
Fuck this game, man.
I know I'm just under a tower for the rest of the game.
I don't care.
Yes! Finally!
I'm telling you.
I'm sitting under my tower and I'm tired of any phase on Yasuo.
I don't give a fuck.
Yo guys, bad news.
In 45 seconds, Muta's dead under their turret
and he's getting sent straight to Jahan.
He's trolling.
They're really bad
All behind us all behind us all behind us. They're all here. They're all bot
Mean I have to give them dragon ride. Yeah. Yeah, you can't play box. I play box. I play box
Okay, we should stop we should start dropping work here that's
I need to put my sword there on banana
I know
If I was missing on the map, I'm not going to put my sword there
Yo, how is it possible that Renekton just fucking straight up beats me in a 1v1 through my head?
Can I get it? Can I get it?
Yeah, you can kill me
Are you sure?
Yeah, you got it
Yes, yes, yes
I have ult too, yeah he dies for sure
Alright, alright, you sit on tower, you sit on tower, she's on tower
Nice, nice
kill them kill them
turret turret
thank you
there you go
awesome turret
oh you're a piece of shit Muda
I mean I believe he broke the turret
NO!
there's no one literally I'm watching you choose to fight cause you're emotional
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should have fought after you broke tower. I should have just retreated.
Dude, are you going to stay bottom?
I'm going to stay bottom.
What are you going to stay bottom? Who wants to be killed by the way?
Did you get a kill last time?
No.
You can later.
I'm going to stay bottom.
What? I want you for the rest of the game to stay bottom.
I'll stay bottom. Let's stay on the tower.
No, you're not going to stay on the tower. You can stay on the tower from left side.
Yo.
You're flying perfect, fly!
Uhhh...
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yo, can you guys tell me what tier list Yasuo is under?
The most broken tier in the game, actually.
Yasuo is the most broken tier tier in the game, and I'm going all in seven.
Dundas, you're absolutely disgusting.
Wait, I think...
Dundas, you're insane.
Wait, Jankz, you saw a chip?
Dundas, that was actually fucking gross.
You're a dickhead.
Thank you.
I can jump the Lucian here.
I think I should.
I'm jumping the Lucian.
What the hell is that?
Oh, my dodge.
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him.
Yeah, it's just, he's just clearly a high elo better player than me.
I mean, he just stalked.
That was so gross.
That was such a nasty dodge by him.
What did you?
We can win.
guys we can win bro chill come on I just have a skill
you should get the 0 and 10 buff soon on yatsuo
yeah alright ramus has no flash let me come here
What time did it event?
4!
We're at about 4.
What?
Party.
I'm talking to Kayla.
She said my kids will be at 4pm today.
Oh my god, they're gonna wake up at 3am.
Last game, guys.
Last game.
Dude, you know what women do?
Ha!
Women put the kids to bed early, but they have more time to celebrate in like party
We got nice and leave the dad to fucking wake up at 3 a.m.
I said what I said came up.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not even focused now, guys.
I'm so wishy-washy.
I learn.
I got a 3 a.m. wake up in the morning.
What did they do?
Wait, wait, Tyler.
Tyler, what if you bought her a monster?
You told her it's her problem.
What should do?
I don't know.
shit you just take your fucking way if I'm back yeah no I'm gonna be the way for
a man of you I'm fine come here I should not do the Herald right no way yeah
no they're gigantic and then I'm hard why not very few for those of them
I think it's on fire.
No, no, no.
Am I good?
Fuck.
You're a wonderful guy.
I swear to God, if a film is in a bush, I don't know.
I'm just fuckingifiable for me.
Okay, wait.
Rokey, if I can get Sonia's, I can just R the Aurora every fight.
And then survive long enough that she's not an issue.
issue like if I get a roll out of the fights I think guys could just win no
yes yeah I was like Russia dragon Lulu's Herald which means Ramesses probably
yeah try it try it try it would have to go just shut it shut it shut it I'm with
you because it's a good play because yeah Lulu and Ramas are definitely on
I mean those streams I think yeah they are
I
Can call I want to call
These guys falling
With that Lulu's a wall
Here yeah, I could look on him
I'm already this fucker come here bitch
That's the honor killing
Please I still am does he die this man is ever died
dog shit loser stream sniping cock
Let him know.
Okay guys, we're like, GK is for sure a league player now, by the way.
100%.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah.
League people pedophiles as well.
Yeah, he is.
He is so league.
Thank you, man.
Hey, why are you sitting in the wave?
Bro, why are you taking my wave?
I do this for a shadow plate.
Oh, I'm getting guidance.
Bro, why are you fighting?
I can see it.
He doesn't learn his lesson.
Blasters, though.
He doesn't learn.
What do you mean, I don't know.
We keep telling you.
I'm sorry, I'm just so bored. I think it's a PvE mode. I'm just farting into the entire game.
Okay, so you do not care about improving as a player at all?
Oh, I do. You're right. You're right. You're right. Even if I'm down, I should just be...
Why am I taking fights? It's the wrong decision.
I'm coming in. I'm coming in.
We got to play without Aurora. You have to.
You want me to come in?
I mean, I could actually look for...
I have no aura though.
Okay, yeah, she's coming down. She's coming down. No, no, she's coming down. She's coming down.
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn. I want to get my, I want to get my camps too.
Come on, let's walk careful. Alright, that was my last death.
You'll start to come back, but Muti, you have to just like actually sit on her.
Yeah, that was not my last death. That's where it's worth it.
Rammus was like chasing me down. Oh my god.
Alright, see you in the tower.
I'm gonna you don't need something to count out because of
Still that here now, okay, I'm gonna go they can't bear
These guys are so gross. I think we win late game
So what do I get my powers play you don't know you're not gonna fight brother
I'm gonna fight this
Oh
Because you have cards so far to sit on top of them so he can hit while he's dead
So yeah, I'll stick out one of them and it's also because when I alt-bram this he can't smite the Baron anymore
So John was just about to be documentary
I
Don't tell a good uh, don't you get off your bullshit for one fucking second and lock in
Like for dragon just reset reset
Can I turn this
maybe you might need a certain weight for miles wait for my
I'm sorry. There's no flash. There's no flash.
I'm not 730. I'm losing R guys. I have no R.
I think we should push for this. They're very low. We can push for this.
Come on, come on, come on. Go, go, go, go.
Aurora could be here. We need to spread out though.
Aurora's on the side. One of these sides.
Right side, right side, right side, right side, right side.
Devils? Devils? Oh, here's a flash, no flash.
Who has ult? No.
I sold sorry, sorry guys
That's me that's me that's on me
I got the world
I thought so
It's okay guys listen listen that's actually really good mood a got away but
All right
I'm not gonna why I think the deal on the hospital here have more value true or false?
Wait no, I'm gonna kill you!
Hold on!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Yes, we're gonna be you again. Yes
Let's go bro. I see why y'all are challengers, bro. You guys just like find these good plays
The game or not you guys can come back. We're never out of the game thing. Yeah, that's about
Challenges never out of the game. Thank you
Yo, you guys just see these ways you guys see the place I didn't get one more plate one more play one play over get a gun there guys
Bro you guys just have these good plays man you guys know the plays
It's very worth the lake a trade a trade for us is very worth it. Yes
Who if I actually shove another wave I could get death pants that risky
No, I think I'm good five and nine
Okay, Jinzy listen, it's a limit test bro you got to make those
uh...
fighting
if you see one person missing don't push a lot of the whole book
did you notice like
guys is an ironically
disabled little kids he says big brother when you have c-fight
suddenly he thinks he can do it
well
Well, guys, I don't really have full power, but I'm on Yone and I'd be hypercarrying.
They're probably on me here.
Over here? Over here?
I'm R and 25.
Oh my God, he's one time. All time, God's eyes!
No.
Nice!
Kill them all! Kill them all!
Kill them all, JC! Kill them all!
Sit for us! Sit for us!
She's watching from somewhere here!
Behind us! Behind us! Right here!
Guys! Hit them!
I got her.
I got her.
Nice.
Guys, 45 seconds to play her.
I got her.
Oh my god.
You guys just won't eat that shit.
You're a champion 8 man.
Oh my god.
Why is no one going over wrong?
You know what you want?
I got it.
I'll die for it.
I don't care.
I'll die for the cause.
Yo, can we just go Baron?
Yeah, because it's up in 200.
You said yeah, we can't
Now Mooda had the Baron
Let's be Mooda Mooda press B and then go to bear
You don't think it's faster just running across how much gold are you single?
You could spend the gold and then go to bear that's the thing but it's too late now
We force a turn on them, okay
I'm not gonna get picked off here though that's really bad because picked off is really bad
wait careful careful
I'm gonna start bearing and then I can uh
I'll start bearing I'll start bearing I'll start bearing
oh we're not starting bearing
no no no no
I'll break the wall
just stay with me stay with me
yeah that's that's what I should have wanted for the rubber
it's okay stay with me stop
moota I'm with you
don't don't take the blue
oh sorry
I'll get you onto the
just seem to do nothing wait for me to respawn
kill him!
get him!
get him!
get the one!
get him!
yeah!
nice!
okay good good
look it's good I've everything still
that was a good order right Tyler?
yeah yeah yeah
put it off
put it off put it off
put it off
don't jump into the engine please
I'm gonna be careful
I know it's all stupid you need to play dragons free
Facy do not go in right now
don't go in
yeah
he's throwing out
I'm pushing
hey look hey look
hey look hey look
guys where are you?
No!
We can chase!
We can chase!
He wants that!
We won!
We won!
Nice!
Nice!
Not bad!
Not bad!
Good job!
Good shit, juicy.
Good shit!
Let's f**k it go, guys!
Okay, guys.
Justin, listen.
We're over, man!
Listen, we want to go dragon.
We're going to go dragon after.
Yeah, we want to go dragon here.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Dragon!
Dragon!
Dragon!
Dragon!
Dragon!
Dragon!
Okay, I don't want to face check this
Okay, Muto listen on the next fight I want you to use your flash to flash into five people randomly
You're gonna throw them off by doing the most disgusting in Tevver. Do you understand?
Yes, like next fight you're literally just flashing into all five of them randomly for no reason
It's gonna make them be like what the fuck is happening. You're gonna into and then we're just gonna know you don't do that
No, that sounds scuffed. No, that's wrong one and 12. I feel like if they use all their abilities
Yeah, you guys can just jump in and just play it slow guys. You just play it slow right now
Yeah, my whole issue. Oh, it's insane. I'm always in sync promo letter in let me poke them out and we're good
Yeah, better now. Okay, we can just free hit the story. Just hit the story and then we play soul from a hundred
Okay, I'll admit now
I'm group middle chop
More rows on the top left
Whoa, whoa, whoa, why is that guy so fast?
It's okay, the mini's are here
Did she just jump?
Nice, keep poking, keep poking
So Jhin's attack, should be a death blow
Honestly, get the turret, they're very low, get the turret now.
Get the turret now, get ready for a roll, get on the couch.
Hold up, beautiful, game's over.
Game's over.
Play for fun, play for fun.
There you go, play for fun.
Play for fun, I'm open.
What the fuck?
Renekton's flight, kill Renekton.
That's what the fuck I'm talking about, man.
Watch the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end,
Hey, let's go
What a win suck my dick you stream slapping fucking losers. I hate all of you free fucking
E-Lo all night long you all suck at the game
Let's fucking go man
Yeah, come on, tell them more, bro.
I'll play a yoni game with you guys.
Guys, there's good news, there's good news.
The good news is that Muda could have been 0 and 25, but he actually ended the series
with 1 and 25.
Sweet.
Alright, guys.
Yo, love y'all, bro.
Have a great night, guys.
Seriously.
What a night, dude, I understand though, bro, like when hums and Tyler and Dante's are out
of the game, like it isn't even like even if we're behind, they just have these bro,
they see these plays and they're just they're so smart man.
They're just so fucking smart, bro.
They're so smart chat after tomorrow.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I might try to hit gold in League of Legends.
guys. Oh no, sorry. Scrap that. Tomorrow Saturday. PC Saturday. PC Saturday. 21st, I'm gonna hit cold.
So Chad, here's the schedule. Tomorrow, PC Saturday with Mingo. I don't know who else.
Sunday is the Fortnite tournament. Guys, we have like fucking over 80 people playing in it. It's
gonna be awesome. They're all streamers. It's gonna be fucking legendary. Sunday,
I'll probably go live early. I think the drop start at four and the tournament starts at four Saturday
PC Saturday Monday, I'm gonna try to hit golden leak which I'm going to golden leak which I love y'all voice
And I'll see you guys into the next one. No pixel should be soon
No pixel should be soon. I don't I don't know when yet
No pixel should be like Tuesday. Let's call it like Tuesday probably chat