Jynxzi
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09-21-2026 ยท 6h 34m
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Never heard this song past the first 10 seconds
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what a banger I got another banger memory before out of line out of line
she had this song ah this song is a banger here we go here we go slowed
yeah here we go here we go
Never leave before out of line, out of line I'd fall anywhere with you and by your side
Swinging in the rain, humming that bloody
We're not going anywhere until we freeze
I'm not afraid
Anymore, I'm not afraid
Yeah, you used to talk about getting me further south somewhere where the song relaxed the audio room
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Bro, I don't think it's Bruno. I'm gonna be I don't think it's Bruno, but I don't know who else it could be
It doesn't sound like Sam Smith. It's gonna be like
Like this
I don't know who this is, bro. Honestly.
Billie Eilish, for sure. This is Billie Eilish.
This is the goat. Okay. It's it's.
She's so good, bro. I mean, Jesus, it's like
Chahiro. Maybe it's Chahiro, bro. No, it's not. It's the 30th. It's the 30th.
Chatshom with the song before. It's not.
Person of the feather, we should stick together and I.
No, no, no. It's, it's, it's, no. Oh my god. It's, no, it's not.
I think it's the 30th. I'm going to go with the 30th.
Come on, Billy. Come on, Billy. Come on, Billy.
I'm gonna be on expert forever. I like the update the guy made to the website by the way chat
if you don't get it right it keeps you on this level. I like this update a lot
wait down the boat
i'ma give it to ya, i'ma give it to ya
dumbass dumbass
in profile
she come in and cop him in my closet
fuck her on the floor like i don't give a fuck about her
it's Brent's Fias bro
this is Brent's Fias
it's just me kick cloudy when you cloudy
my opposition wish i'd stop smiling
this is Brent's Fias bro
i'm telling you this is Brent's Fias
I don't know what it is though. Bro I know this guy.
Butterfly!
I'm a spiritual father.
I'm sick of many talking in my closet.
Bro Chad I know this guy because my sister showed me him.
Bro I was so close. I knew it was though. Chad I knew it was him.
I knew it was him.
Okay come on come on. I'm not reading Chad by the way.
My other monitor is literally my wallpaper. Like I'm playing this shit legit.
Like I'm playing like legit. I'm not cheating.
cheating so y'all can type it but not I'm not like it's pointless
What the fuck!
That sounded really good!
It's gonna be called Albatross, obviously.
Cause I'm an Albatross.
Wait, that sounded good.
Oh fuck not little mouse cuz I'm an albert
Okay, banger see bro those are the easy ones because it's like
like the name is so niche like there's if you're there's a song called maybe there's
50 maybes like that one is each okay we made it through easy medium hard
expert this is impossible lock the fuck in
I do my head
Lizzo no, it's not Lizzo. It's like a
Meghan Trina
No, it's like
What the fuck is he saying?
Yo no fuck this shit!
What the fuck is he saying?
Yeah, what what what what what what are you saying what how am I gonna guess this
I've heard of him, bro. I know I've heard of that guy. Joji? I've heard of that guy.
We're gonna be here all day.
I feel so sorry.
One more circuit.
I like now we're warmed up one more circuit.
Bro, this game is so peak.
Come on.
The weekend.
Money needed here in the hey.
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It's going to be magical by Blackcoat.
It's not called you and I
Kenny rogers like the OG like country singer
That's like a banger like dance party song
My lover Scott Cuban
She said giggle out of you
To everybody's disapproval
Should have watched it close so no
If the heavens ever did speak
She's the last true mouthpiece. Now every Sunday's getting morbidly. Fresh poison is weak. We were born sick, but I love you.
Man needs a man.
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Sounds like a type of a song you're gonna be getting.
Drake?
Put 20k, a lot of earbuds that make all your potters come kill me.
Oh you a fool for this one.
I get a myth it's gone. She like asked me to come down
Bro, what happened to the baby?
Bro, he was like running this shit for like two years
Yeah, what happened to the baby bro?
He's retired what?
Yeah, bro, I looked at chat for shugue you're a genius man. I looked at chat for shugue
I don't know who this is brother what bro play funk
No lyrics, okay
Yeah.
Sounds sad.
It's sad, it's tall, and it's on another side
I want to go no more
I want to go sad
Bro, it sounds sad
You, you, you, it's not it
This is the Biebs bro, but it's not really just a song I know to be honest
maybe it's this come on that's a fade away
bro Billie Eilish is literally Viggo well this sounds good
I used to watch Fortnite Montages to that guys.
Oh my god.
Chad, I've heard that song in like seven years, bro.
I used to watch four-diamond songs just to that song, dude.
Maybe I should.
Billie Eilish, this is...
Dance on sleep.
Sinking it.
Yo, Chad, is she the best artist in the world?
Like, statistically. I think she is, right?
Bro, doesn't Billie Eilish have like 21 billion track songs or something?
Or does the weekend have more?
Who has chat?
Who has the most?
Let's just look it up.
No, let's just look it up.
Fuck the chat.
I think it's the weekend actually.
Who has the most songs with one billion streams on Spotify?
It's the weekend.
31.
31, Bad Bunny has 29, Taylor Swift has 28, Drake has 26.
Bro, the weekend has 31.
You know what, though?
It makes sense, dude, because I think the weekend,
Guys and girls listen to the weekend.
We're like Taylor Swift.
It's mainly just girls.
That makes sense.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yo.
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I said, you know what I mean?
Why would you give a timestamp of the very end?
I love how much he's tapping in the first second, bro.
Yo, chat.
Has he still been buffing the level?
Like I remember when I spoke to him like I think it was a year ago, bro. Honestly
He was buffing the level is he still buffing it he is Wow
So Chad this was last night
I love this beat drop, I love that beat drop.
Oh my god, this song is so good on this level.
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
Holy shit it slows down again at 90
fuck! what? bro! he died to that! oh you fucking trashy! wait, is that the same spot he died
to last time? It is no. Okay. Oh, my God. Why? Bro, you know what, though, he's getting
comfortable bro his heart rate was 140 the first time he got to 97% it was at like 180
he's gonna beat it dude he's gonna beat it like he's gonna beat it dude oh my god chat to put this
into perspective 90% of you guys have played john chudash but to put this into perspective
this is the hardest level in the history of the game he has done 390 individual dedicated streams
to verifying this level. 390 dedicated individual streams just to be in this level.
It's not but okay. Wait, are you like, do you have a like, is there a rock in your brain?
You think there's a harder level than grief?
Artemis 13. Is Artemis 13 verified? Is Artemis 13 verified or unverified?
So you guys think a verified level is harder than grief. Artemis 13,
You think a verified level is harder than grief?
No.
Okay.
So that guy does have a rock in his brain.
When this level gets verified, this will be the...
Let me look at this level.
All right, probably a good time for an epileptic warning.
Wrong video.
Wait, what is, is that like, is that like a, is that like, what is it called?
so what's the video on it oh so I competed ten days ago chat this one this
one on my bed
but the music on this level goes kind of hard I'm not even gonna lie to you
bro the music on this level goes kind of hard
Bro, but he's already 30% done.
This physically just, you have to be an idiot if you think this is harder than grief.
He's already 30% done, bro, already.
I would I would actually argue as a casual geometry dash player. This level isn't even fucking close to grief
Brother, he's 36% done in 28 seconds
Some dumbass kids said this is harder than grief. Are you smoking dick?
Maybe it's the hardest verified level but grief stick dude doggy has done
390 dedicated streams to beating grief and he has not beat grief dog
He hit 97% on grief three months ago, and he still has not beat grief
It is the hardest level in the history of the game. Nothing is even going to be closer when he beats it
Let's fucking go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Guys, this level is definitely insanely hard, but I would argue that it's not even close
to grief.
Dog, he's done in a minute.
What is grief? Like two minutes, 50 seconds of just frame perfects? How long is grief?
No, guys, I'm not going to sit here and endlessly watch levels. There's no level harder than
grief. Brother, I've never even seen anything like this in gaming ever. Dog, he has been
streaming this for over a year. Over a year. There is not a single level that is harder
the mission. Not even close. Whatever slop you guys just showed me, it's not even close to grief.
That was a minute. It's just recency bias is what it is, bro. It's literally just recency bias.
Guys, when grief gets verified, when doggy beats grief and he posts a YouTube video,
it is literally going to have 10 to 15 million views when he posts it on YouTube in the first
two weeks because of how big of a gaming achievement that is. That is insane. That is
Dude this guy spent a year of his life trying to beat this and he's one of the best dashers
But yeah guys I understand Zoink is probably better than doggy for sure so it is better than doggy
So it's the best dasher, but guys. This is the hardest level. It's not even close. This is the hardest level
Watch a turn us bro. I'm just gonna keep watching levels the whole time guys
You're not going to be able to show me a level that is more impressive than grief literally
Which one which one chat which one do I click the top one?
You're not going to show me a level harder than grief you're not it's not it's not even real
Let's see
Yo, this lowkey looks like grief.
Holy fuck.
That level is impossible.
Wait, what do you mean by impossible?
Like, I know that wasn't a real person doing that, but like, what do you mean, though?
Oh, dude, I wanted to watch Game 7 of Zen's 2v2 as well.
I wanted to watch Zen's 2v2, like the Game 7 of it.
Chat, where do you find the last Game 7 of it?
It should be this, right?
No.
Is it this?
Put a couple shots on,
threaten the internet challenge from the-
This is like a compilation, no.
Look up Game 7.
Yeah, maybe.
Somebody just posted that.
the graph I love all time. So three. Here we go. This is the game I wanted to watch.
Bro, it actually went to game seven. That's ridiculous, dude. That is fucking ridiculous.
Bro, am I tweaking or is 2v2 just better to watch?
I feel like there's way more goals, right?
But then again though, in the 3v3s, bro, you get those crazy ass team plays.
Like the crazy ones where they make fucking four passes in five seconds.
He'll shoot coming from Falcon!
They will have to recover!
San here he goes again!
Try to save him!
That was okay!
That was clean!
Wait, wait, wait!
That was clean!
That was clean!
Blaine, that was clean!
He faked the fuck out of him!
This is an airplane for a hard game!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You're gonna whip out every trick in the path!
He's not just wanted to land it,
bearing close to getting that equalizing goal.
Now Killers in the air,
Ato jumping early, there's the shot.
to the back we're landing the demo
the shot
and we've got a cold ball game
nice
yeah there's way more boys in this chat
that was fucking disgusting
that was disgusting
No off the post!
Killers will come back in, but there's still no way in for no misjustice.
Another side wall scare, bailed out.
That takes the shot, that save by Roulos. This could be a good setup, but then...
Oh my god, one pop! What a pop!
But that stretches! Roulos steals it!
Hey, oh, Pizzazzolo with a beautiful touch again.
Killers got the midfield boost. Zendak should put that ball away.
I don't have to retreat for a zero small pass.
That was gross.
Yo, that was gross.
That was gross.
Just my hand.
Gentleman first loss.
In 2v2, aim the most into it.
Ah!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Look at this!
No!
It's off the wrong side.
All right.
My dick is hard.
I'm not even kidding my dick is hard.
My dick is hard.
How is that going?
At this time!
At this moment!
The flash himself on the banners of champions field.
Sometimes the result is written in the stars.
And said, pass the ball.
The best of the four in those airships of the books.
Get the better of them.
Returning fire.
Just one minute.
And Muirlap almost found its mark.
Then pass for a while.
And Joe...
Ditch.
Ditch.
Clean clean what a pass what a touch
You playing like this yeah, I peeked like this before bro
There's no way Rojas is still down there.
No time.
No one will kill us all if the ball hits you.
No time!
Rojas will try again.
Rojas is 360 and around the ball he's got nothing.
Sanimation!
Last inch up right here.
Retreat now, gets Preacher.
Intersecting right there.
That's too early!
Sanimation!
Yo, that was legitimately fucking Sanima.
Yeah, and now Squishy's saying that these guys are going to be on a team with Vatira.
Gee, fucking gee, bro.
You're first ever 2v2 world champions!
Yo, that game was actually insane Zen's fake goal was insane Zen's pinch was insane the
pass to a towel with a towel's clean finish wasn't saying Khalir's had insane goal.
I mean that is insane bro that is legitimately insane um but yeah dude like that's crazy
I don't know Zen Zen a towel and vatira in the same team change
Um
Now chat as you know your boys to an own the flock league guys
There's a new eye your boys to an own the flock league. Yo, is there highlights of JSN highlights yesterday?
I just want to like personally thank JSN
JSN like I just want to thank you bro. Oh my god. There is yes. Yes. Yes
Okay, all right, let's a chat. Let's start blazing
Just oh my god, he just
Bro, he just routed the fuck out of him. Yo rewind this don't blink. You might miss it. Don't blink you might miss it
Skates oh my god. Oh my god
Wait you two banned. Oh, I forgot. Oh my god, bro. I forgot Jesus
Bro, do I have to end on my YouTube?
Bro, do I have to end on my YouTube?
Okay, YouTube, BRB, BRB, BRB.
Okay, okay, okay, chat.
Okay, lock in.
Thank you, chat.
You guys are actually fucking smart.
I actually forgot about that show.
Alright, JSN. Hey, you guys know I'm a big JSN blazer.
Like, I'm a pretty big JSN blazer, but like, it's pretty valid.
Alright, here we go. Lock in.
Two locks.
Gone.
Going deep down the middle.
Towards the sideline, it's a jigma.
Jackson, Smith, and Jigma will take it down the sideline and that.
But like, okay, now this might be glazed, but isn't he so sexy?
Like, I don't know, just look at his calf muscles and his tattoos.
Like, he's so sexy.
This is my glorious king yo JSN. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro
You are gonna be the reason that I won the flock league JSN. I love you
like genuinely JSN I
Just want to say JSN. I genuinely love you, bro. Like I genuinely love you
Now let's get an instant fucking replay on that cuz he routed the fuck out of him
3rd and 3, 2-0, catch made for the first, Slipper did the hazardous first and goal for the Seahawks.
Maybe get a pass at a clearance call, catch made.
His eyes always open.
He's always open. Bro, you cannot guard this guy. You cannot guard this guy.
Jackson's for the jigger goes to the turf one-on-one out here.
Jackson Smith and jiggler, his second touchdown.
Oh that's so wholesome.
The kid has his jersey.
That is so cute.
Up the bend.
He's so good.
He's so good.
Backing up his lock.
Got a rose, but on target for the first half.
Cat is number 11.
Smith and jiggler.
Backing up his lock. Got a rose, but on target for the first half, Cat is number 11, Smith and Jigler.
And he moved up!
Drew Lock. Fires.
Cat's a good field mate.
Yo, Drew Lock. Like, dude, Drew Lock doesn't look that bad. I'mma be honest.
I might fucking start Drew Lock in the Flock League next week.
She jumped back. Jax had stripped the Jigler.
What a throw that is.
this. Four, three, two, snap.
Well, the end zone.
What's another touchdown?
He's got three today at Jackson, Smith and Jigba has another one.
So, you know, that was his first three touchdown game in his entire career.
Is that not insane, bro?
Why is JSN so good?
Like, actually, genuinely, because he's not, bro, he's not tall.
He's, he's six one.
Is it just because of his route running in his hands?
Why is he so good?
Why?
He is fast as fuck.
What is GSN's 40?
He does not drop passes either.
That's important, bro.
This motherfucker does not drop passes
under any circumstance.
I was watching the Cowboys game the other week.
Pickens dropped like three bombs.
Like Pickens, Pickens would have, Pickens just, he just, dude, this guy does not drop passes, literally.
4-4, dude, but that's not even like 4-4-8, 4-5-2 chat. That is fast, but that's not like insane.
You know what it is guys? That's not even like, what is Tyree kills 40? It's fast, but it's not like insane.
I think it's just his route running, bro, and he just doesn't drop passes.
See, bro, that's an insane 40, like JSN is fast.
You know what it is? It's a culmination of everything.
I will be honest. The reason why he's the Emerald City route artist is because he's fast.
He's smart. He has incredible hands and incredible route running.
It's just a culmination of everything. He's the best receiver in the league.
And I'm not even going to stop at that.
I think he's the best player in the NFL.
If I'm starting an NFL team today, I'm not getting,
and I can get one guy on my team.
I'm not getting the best left tackle in the NFL,
even though that's important.
I'm not getting the best quarterback in the NFL,
even though that's important.
I'm not getting the best running back in the NFL.
I'm getting JSN.
I'm going to just be honest, bro.
Jacob in motion, he gets the football, he gets the block.
And brother, three touchdowns.
That is disturbing over Puka, bro.
I would be honest, JSN is miles better than Puka.
The closest player to JSN is Chase and Jedis.
Those are the two.
Puka is not close to JSN.
He's really not.
I don't be like, dude, JSN's a God, bro.
He's the best player in the NFL, I'm gonna be honest.
He's the reason I'm gonna win the Flock League.
Dead ass.
He is the best.
Also, what the fuck is happening to the Chargers,
bro. Yo, Chargers fans, did y'all see your schedule? GG, bro. Chad, this is the Chargers
next seven games. Bills, Seahawks, Broncos, Chiefs, Rams, Texans, Ravens. GG. Bro, genuinely,
what the fuck happened to the Chargers? Genuinely. Like genuinely. Oh, look at the
The Bucks vs. Browns highlights.
You're legitimately a jackass man.
But you know what though?
I didn't even watch the game because I was hosting the Fortnite tournament.
Let's do it.
Because maybe we got unlucky.
No, let's actually do it.
No, maybe we got unlucky.
No, you're right.
You're right.
Maybe we got unlucky.
Maybe we got unlucky.
One second.
I'm going to go into this completely and totally unbalanced.
This was the first Bucks game I've ever missed in two years at the 1pm time slot because
I was hosting a Fortnite tournament and I had to set shit up.
Let's actually see what happened.
Maybe we just got unlucky.
I'm going to go into this totally unbiased and open minded.
If you're going to sit in the chat and rage bait though, you're going to get your shit
banned just letting you know.
The browser in town to take out the Tampa Bay fucking ears and the fucks home opener.
The kick is coming up next.
Mods closely monitor this rage bait shit.
I did not want a single smash yesterday.
He had to use a timeout because the play clock was winding down.
Off the play fake, he'll throw, pressure's coming, throws on the run, passes complete,
Concepcion in the rookie, and he's right at the first down marker.
Okay, we made a move for it, we made a move for it, I like it.
Concepcion in motion, they give it to him on a jet sweep, trying to get away from better than he can.
Or excuse me, it's Diabe.
Wow.
Yo, Jack, how is Reuben Bain...
How's Reuben...
How did Reuben Bain do yesterday in the game?
How did he do?
You're in this ballgame.
Lined up at the bottom, play clock at two.
They hand it off, the flag comes in,
and Judgkin's gets a couple yards.
Stop pausing.
Listen to me, you little fucking shit, Stan.
I will pause as much as I fucking want.
Because you said to stop pausing,
I'm gonna pause more now.
But only two penalties because they declined the one for the fourth down over the first
down and five.
They had the ball up inside because the Godwin, Godwin's got some room on the outside.
Very, very sexy play call honestly.
It gets inside Brown's territory before Denzel Ward makes the tackle.
Denzel Ward.
Well the time of the play clock may feel steps up to the pocket throws on the rod.
He's got his tight end on the outside.
Gain up.
Gain up.
Shia the first down.
It's 100% 50 plus last season.
Good snap, good hold, nearly blocked,
took his on its way, and it is good.
Can do, and if they're ready for a quarterback change
before their home opener next week,
they give it off to Judkins who's important for this offense
so he gets close to 10 right up the middle.
Josiah Trotter makes the tap.
It's like the Red Sea opened up on that drive.
a half yard line. Off the play fake Watson looking to throw Watson to his left. He's got
Fadden at the 41 yard line. He got his bearings before he was knocked out of bounds.
Where is the defense man? Legitimately. It's the fucking Browns for Christ's sake.
He'll at the bottom of your screen. They throw it to him quickly. Fadden's there to block.
He makes a few like this and he's going to bring the pile close to the first down mark.
All right, good holds, and Schmidt is able to connect.
But where the fuck is the fucking defense at?
What the fuck was that?
That was horrible.
It still makes for some good talking points, though.
Gain well game in motion.
They go to Irving.
Irving's got daylight.
across the 45, he's up side.
Cleveland Territory, and he's trapped.
Yes!
It's the Wessinger.
That is okay.
That's my favorite buck right there.
Buck Irving, I love you, Ray.
Gainwell's in the wing position,
Mayfield looking toward him
and it's off his fingertips.
It'll be fourth down.
This is a 45-yard field goal attempt
for McLaughlin.
He's already won for one.
He's near him.
Box.
And it's good.
He's real big.
6-3 Buccaneers!
Got a little pitch, a little sweet play.
Junkins trying to get that edge.
See, that's the, like, that's the fuckin' run D that I want!
Right, they just blow these plays up!
We drafted fuckin' Reuben Bane.
We have Yaya Diabe, we have DiDeVea.
We signed him for another year.
There's no reason, there's no goddamn reason
why teams should be running all over us, man.
They're playing to the strength of the 10-Bit Buccaneers right there.
Bucking there's right there
Third down Watson looking to throw rolling the pocket throws on the run underneath
Drop the batman the Browns are sorry. That's shit. How did we lose this?
How the fuck did we lose? I fan him
He was trying to run before he corraled the browns like the worst like franchise in the NFL man
It'll be fourth down
We would like to but they're gonna continue to test the secondary I imagine yeah
Bucca goes in motion to the far side on third down pressure's coming they feel steps up eludes it now rolls to his right
He'll run to his right, and he's got the first down. There is a flag. That was beautiful from Baker
That was fucking a beautiful Baker. However out here the 38 yard line
Off the play fake may feel the key to throw again throws to his left
that it's intercepted at the 48 yard line.
Miles Hardin.
Let it go.
Batted in motion.
Watson dancing in the pocket.
He's hooked down.
Sacked at the 21 yard line.
34 yard field goal attempt by Schmidt to tie it up.
Somebody said, somebody said, somebody said a meatball sub for one today.
It's not a good hold. And the kick is right down the middle.
But look, man, you guys can't even dunk on me this year because I said this was going to happen.
The way we finished last season, I'm not even kidding. We were genuinely the worst team in
in the NFL, the last month and a half of the season,
we were the worst team in the NFL.
That's God would have coached one on the play clock.
A third down, zips it to his left,
passes to great Ted Hurst.
He just caught it and dropped down for...
Bro, but you know what?
Fuck it, man, go 0-17.
Let's get...
Dude, I would have been such a good GM.
All we had to do, I'm not even kidding,
was not resign Vita Vaya, not resign Baker,
have a bunch of money set up for a rebuild.
And then literally just tank, go 0-17,
and then get Jeremiah Smith.
And we would have had Jeremiah Smith and a Mechag Buka,
which would have been disgusting.
First now.
Because now we're like good enough to win like five games.
So we're not gonna get Jeremiah Smith.
Dorm the tight end is-
Everybody said Jeremiah Smith ain't fixing this backfield blocky for Irving.
Irving is snuffed out. It's a loss of one of them.
It's not that Baker's ass.
Like I'm not going to sit here and say Baker's ass, bro.
That's just people in the NFL are fucking idiots and all it is is recency bias.
And the worst thing about the National Football League is that the way it's
designed is the quarterbacks are the most famous guys on every team.
The quarterbacks get all of the blame when things go wrong.
and then the vice versa, the quarterbacks get all of the praise when things go right.
Quarterbacks have always and will always be a reflection of the system that they're in.
People said Sam Darno was a bust. People said Sam Darno was terrible. Then he went to Minnesota
and had Justin Jefferson. Sam Darno was great. Then he went to Seattle and had JSN. Sam Darno's
great. Quarterbacks get all the blame, all of the praise no matter what. NFL fans,
the average NFL fan has a 45 IQ and they don't understand anything. I'm not going to sit
and say Baker was asked, but I am going to say giving Baker $160 million at the end of his career when he's given us one playoff win is probably not an ideal decision.
Honestly, that's probably, that probably wasn't smart.
Why?
He's been a little, he's right. Dude, I'm 100% right. I'm telling you, anyone who watches the NFL and has, again, because everybody that watched NFL is a 45 IQ.
You go into a stadium, what are half of the jerseys going to be?
It's going to be the quarterback.
A team wins a Super Bowl, who's most likely going to get the praise?
A quarterback.
A team goes 0-17, who's going to get the blame?
A quarterback.
You want to know the most overhated quarterback ever is Bryce Young.
Bryce Young, I personally think, is a great player, but Bryce Young is in the Carolina
fucking Panthers.
So people are always going to dog on Bryce Young.
Bryce Young is a great fucking player, and he's so overhated and overlooked, no one's
ever going to give Bryce Young credit for anything, Bryce Young's a great player.
He just plays in the fucking Panthers.
Brother, imagine you're an NFL, or no, imagine you're a college quarterback.
You go into college, you dominate, you win the Heisman.
You are now the first overall pick because you won the Heisman.
You were the best player in college.
What do dog shit teams do in the NFL religiously?
They grab a quarterback and they throw them into a fire.
This has been happening for like 50 years.
They grab the best quarterback on the board
and they throw them into a dumpster fire.
So then you're Bryce Young, right?
You can't name a single fucking wide receiver you got.
You step into the NFL, you're Bryce Young.
You're undersized, you're quick,
and you're a great player, you're Bryce Young.
You take a snap, you're right tackle, bang!
His head gets blown off by a six foot eight
defensive end who's about to bite his fucking head off.
Bryce Young's running, he doesn't know what to do.
It's like, bro, the NFL, no one's open,
fucking JJ Watt or TJ Watt grabs your nuts.
Then week three, you're playing Max Crosby,
who's spinning around in fucking circles.
Like yeah, bro, at the NFL,
you are a reflection of your system, period.
That's it, that's all it is.
So Bryce Young's a guy that's never gonna get credit,
and then it's opposite, right?
Then there's guys who get too much credit,
like Jalen Hertz. You swap roles, put Bryce Young on the Eagles, put Jalen Hertz on the
Panthers and it's going to be the exact same shit. Bryce Young's the goon. Jalen Hertz sucks.
NFL fans are generally brain dead. Like most of the people that watch the NFL have a 45
IQ. Quiet in this first half. He's in motion trying to get free. Mayfield trying to get
free also. He's going to be tripping. I'm not blaming Baker because we have so much
more problems than Baker. The biggest problem is our head coach. Worst take of all time,
just say you have a 45 IQ bro and keep it pushing. If you watch the NFL, you understand QBs are a
reflection of the system that they're in. If you don't understand that, you're an absolute
fucking idiot. Example, Sam Darnold. Next thing I'm going to say. I lost my train of thought
because that guy's an idiot. Oh, I'm not blaming Baker. It's just re-signing Baker to $155
million dollar contract when he's gotten us one playoff win and he's on the
back end of his career and he's 30 is probably not an ideal decision.
Glitz is coming. Second down. Watson's in trouble and Watson goes down. Sacked inside the five yard line.
Keate Scott. They gotta be careful here. They give it to Sanders just to get some room
forward up to the seven yard line and Steve backfield Mayfield is changing the play on
second down at eight.
They feel to the near side.
Seattle have the same problem they kept Russ and Gino for way too long and you know what?
Let me actually piggyback on what you just said.
Remember when people thought Gino Smith was going through like some revival?
No, Gino Smith's not a good quarterback.
He was literally just throwing the DK Metcalf in JSN.
Like that's the thing.
Then Gino Smith, let me show you how to rob a bank,
then was able to use this and finesse the Raiders.
Like do you see how it all works?
Like it broke.
I'm telling you, if you open up your brain,
you understand a quarterback is literally
just their system nine times out of 10.
Occasionally you'll have a generational talent,
like Lamar Jackson, where it doesn't matter
what team he's on, he's gonna produce
because he's fucking Lamar Jackson.
Lamar Jackson could play running back
if he wanted to, like he's Lamar Jackson.
He has it and he fumbled the football.
I don't know if he actually had it.
A third down, third and 15.
Trouble's coming and Nathan is going down.
Mason Graham will be credited with the sack, but...
Underneath, lots of conception.
And he is short of the first down.
Don't get this field position.
The Hopkins will take the handoff and he stops!
Shy of the 35 yard line!
Second down at five, they hand the ball off, Gainwell
Jets to his left, gets to the edge
Pass the first damage for Schlesinger, takes it down
Tyson Campbell missed, so did Sam Williams
I'm not gonna fall for that attack but he shows a big
Third down at twelve, Mayfield
Back to pass. They feel toward the goal line and completes. It was short out of a
chip shot for him. The far hash would snap good hold and the bucket ears will
take the lead. First down off the play fake to Irving. Mayfield steps up in
six and he's got Godwin. And Godwin has the first down inside the 42 yard line.
Here we go. We have another idiot. Mahomes won the Super Bowl without receivers and I'm going to highlight you because I just want to showcase how like just the average NFL watcher has a 45 IQ.
Mahomes won the Super Bowl without receivers.
Well, first off, Mahomes is a generational talent.
So I'm not talking about Mahomes.
Second, Mahomes had Steve Spagnola,
who is probably one of the greatest defensive minds
in the history of the NFL.
And Mahomes had one of the best defense in the NFL also.
Listen, go to the last 25 Super Bowl winners.
I guarantee you 24 of them had a top five defense.
I guarantee it.
If you don't have a top five defense,
you won't win the Super Bowl, period.
The hand it off to Irving.
Irving starts right, cuts back left.
Mayfield's gonna try to play for him.
He does, and he gets him a couple of extra yards
to the 26 yard line.
Hotten comes in motion.
Another second down, Mayfield middle of the field.
Hotten reaches up, makes the catch.
And he's shy of the first down.
Isaiah McGuire was in on the coverage.
Yeah, I mean like the kid that type that doesn't even know who Steve Spagnolia is and he's commentating on the NFL like I just want to talk about
They don't even know what defense is like they're just like
What is my favorite player
Like you don't understand offensive lines, you don't understand play-calling, you don't understand defense
The most important battle in the NFL game is like the offensive line versus the defensive
line.
Motherfuckers want to sit here and dunk on Bryce Young all the time, watch his first
year in the NFL, he received a snap and a defensive end was punching him in the throat
in a second.
There's nothing he can fucking do.
Like just shut the fuck up.
You like the people that watch the NFL are the dumbest fans out of anything.
So fucking dumb
Bucca goes in motion may feel pressures come and steps up to the pocket
That's what I love about Baker. She puts his fucking shoulder into motherfuckers man. Come on Baker
Like locked down the wall just gets it off off the plate fake pressures coming again goes to his left roast to the
Bryce Young has two good wide receivers I'm not talking about right now
I'm talking about when people were shitting their dunking on Bryce young when he got into the NFL
Bryce young sucks. Bryce young is a bust or
Bryce young was thrown into a dumpster fire
Which is what happens to 90% of good quarterbacks that come out of college and then the idiots like you come in and go
Bryce young sucks. Yeah, I know Bryce young has good receivers now
Now, they have Jaylen Koker and Tech McMillan.
Now, when Bryce Young joined the NFL, he was in a dumpster fire.
And then idiots were like, Bryce Young sucks.
Now Bryce Young has receivers, Bryce Young's good?
What?
Yo man, it's not fucking voodoo, bro.
It's called a system.
If you have a system, you can perform.
You want to talk about athleticism, the first touchdown of the day.
Mekka Buka is one of the best things we've done as a franchise.
At this point, bro, I'm gonna be honest, just get whoever the hell comes out of Ohio State.
Like, that's all this shit's turning into.
Lined up on the right side of the offensive line, three-point stance.
Watson's trying to keep it himself. He's got some blockers, and Watson has the first down as he gets up.
41 yard line of Cleveland Watson handed his face throws past complete to Boston.
What is getting dotted by Deshaun Watson?
And he kept both feet in bounds but Cullen was in on the coverage.
Look at here showing glitz from the top.
Watkins, Sean Watson throws it to his left concession.
He has it, he's got a first down.
A manageable second down and you would think third down as well if they don't get it.
of others movement. Fast to the left.
Oh, no.
Tiki Smith was there to read it beautifully.
How did we, we were up 10.
How the fuck did we lose from this position?
They clocked down the two, they get it off.
Watson locks it toward the ends and a curve cuts.
And then drops, incomplete.
Wait, but.
Boston had it and it was knocked away.
Morrison got a hand in there to break it up.
This is a 34 yard field goal attempts.
And it is good field.
Gain well in motion off the play fake.
Mayfield looking at the throw, it was right up.
Tried to one handed grab.
I think he caught that.
He caught that.
His target's down the field.
Well, big third down.
It's third down at 15.
Mayfield has plenty of time.
This time he lost it again and he overthrows his receiver
again.
It was Tess Johnson.
They'll be first down for the Browns.
Watson off the play fake.
Rolls the pocket, just dumps it off.
There's Statham.
Statham makes a bad miss.
Statham gets a first down.
Wors, shoulder.
Where you going?
First down.
Watson looks to the middle, throws to the middle.
Pass is complete to Boston.
And Boston makes a bad miss to the spin ball.
He can go inside the tab.
Touchdown, Browns.
55 yards.
For that touchdown to happen for Denzel Boston and to Sean Watson at the end of that game
versus Jacksonville, because it's a captain's field.
Just a limp dick-ass tackling, which is just a reflection of coaching.
Yeah, just some limp dick-ass tackling right there.
You guys had three chances to bring him down.
Are you fucking kidding me?
For that touchdown to happen for Denzel Boston and to Sean Watson at the end of
that game versus Jacksonville, because it's a captain's field.
a limp dick ass tackle honestly limp dick ass tackling confidence builder it's
a confidence builder that I can continue to make plays like the one we just saw
watch Watson's feet here what happened to the ball whoa they just skip our
drive did we go three and out how do they already have the ball again what
the fuck happened for that touchdown to happen for Denzel Boston and to shine
Watson at the end of that game versus Jacksonville because it's a confidence
building. It's a confidence builder that I can continue to make plays like the one
we just saw. Watch Watson's feet here.
He's going to roll the pocket. Directing traffic. He's got to run it. He's behind a lot of
scubbies and he's just out of bounds.
Alright. Second down. Freshers coming. And Baker near side. He's got Godwin underneath
and Godwin has the first down just so many years. In fact the young players have talked
about Godwin and the example that he has set with Evans no longer with the
bucket ears mayfield slipped he still makes the throw to Johnson
and Johnson is inside the 25 yard line
third down 32 quick pitch to the right
a moods the press here comes first and throws to the back of the air and it's
What the fuck is this play calling? It's third and two. What the fuck is this? We're going for like a deep post bomb
Just fries this franchise
Bro, just put K dot none like a drag. What the fuck is this play calling?
She throws to the back of the answer and it's incomplete. Oh boy. He was fortunate. Oh, yeah
I think we got the Falcons OC. He did great work over there, man. I
I didn't know his name chat. What's his name? Who's the Falcons OC?
Yeah, he did he did great work in Atlanta
But you know what though, I'm glad the Browns beat us I want every team to beat the ever-living fuck out of us
I want to be the worst team in the league
Well, it's going to be hard to take that from the Dolphins.
I want to be the second worst team in the league.
I want to go one and 16 this year,
and I want to fire absolutely everyone.
Todd Bulls, you're fired.
Offensive coordinator, you're fired.
Defensive coordinator, you're fired.
Special teams coach, you're fired.
A lady filling up the gate raids, you're fired.
Dude cleaning up the bench, you're fired.
Guy putting down the cones back there, you're fired.
The dude painting on the lines
for the training facility, you're fired.
The guy here who's, he's, oh, the janitor?
Okay, keep him, but do you give what I'm saying?
Just fire, fucking, fire every, I said this last year,
I was historically correct the whole time.
I said, if we don't get rid of Todd Bowles,
I'm not going to a Bucks game.
We didn't get rid of Todd Bowles.
We recited and extended him.
So I'm not gonna go to a Bucks game.
The defensive mastermind Todd Bowles,
who says three words every game,
this is what Todd Bowles does.
He has his fuckin' clipboard.
Todd Bulls has his clipboard and he does this.
He goes like this every game.
Yeah, we just, we got guys who need to execute.
We just, we have to execute better in the next week.
And it's like, yo, how the fuck do you have a job?
You are the worst coach in the NFL
and it's not even close.
Watch his feet here.
Switch the defense, hurdles over one,
and Schroeder gets him, but he's got a first down.
Up to the 44 yard line.
Hasn't gotten much action here in the second half.
Watson takes the low snap throws to his right,
Boston's down.
Just getting dotted up by Deshaun,
Watson and Denzel Boston.
Just getting fucking dotted the fuck up.
No defense from the defensive mastermind, Todd Bowles.
No, just getting absolutely fucking done it.
Her purse down.
Off the plate thing.
Watson, to his lap pass is complete.
Like who's guarding him?
Who has got who's assignment is this?
It's a fucking tight end.
Off the plate thing.
Watson.
Brother what?
To his lap pass.
Yes, he has a fucking island.
He's got Whiteheart the time to the end zone.
Touchdown Cleveland and the Browns have taken the lead.
17 yards from Deshaun Watson.
Wallahi, shout out to Blake.
I've never heard of this guy in my life.
It's a top monkey design play.
And Whiteheart just slipped wide open.
Nice job.
Keeping his balance, getting the hand.
The Saints could never.
Yeah, y'all got it.
Yo, Saints, the NFC South is yours.
We suck.
Yeah, y'all got the NFC South on lock.
And down there and Jerry Judy,
he was blocking right there.
He was locking out like he was playing basketball.
He did his best.
And for DeSean Watson,
a much better second week than first week.
I actually forgot he was in the NFL. I'm not I forgot he was in the NFL last year with us to the Sean Watson
They feel looking to throw throws to his left has got what is safety blanket he's got a first down
Brown show blitz they hand it off to Irving Irving over the left
He's got the first down inside the 20 wait. Let's see our two-minute drill
Let's just see it like I know we lost but let's see what we did
Three timeouts, I mean we got chances they've got the full wait a minute three timeouts 20 yards to go
How did we fuck this up?
Playbook to their disposal right now under a minute to play may fill on a night's ass is caught nice
Cotton comes in motion may feel from the gun looking to his left throwing to his left it is
First had it and it rolled out of his hand. Oh my God.
And the Browns fans who have stayed around.
Third down in 14. Mayfield under pressure. Mayfield breaks away.
Mayfield running to his right. Makes a man miss with a little
stiff arm there in Swessinger. Rats him up and rips him down.
They have an idea of the handful of play they could run from here.
22 seconds left to play on fourth down and they go to the end zone.
Lost the Cleveland Browns. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Lost the Cleveland Browns. It's never going to get better.
We re-signed everyone. We have no cap space.
And our team is mid enough to where we won't get the first pick. So we're not going to get Jeremiah Smith.
I don't, I don't know. We lost to the Browns. I don't even, I don't, I have no words guys.
I can't, I don't have anything to say. Watched your March chase catch. Yeah, let's watch
something positive action. He had a crazy catch. Oh, Jane Daniels injuries. The first
thing that came up while going for it and trying to school.
What even happened on this?
Oh God, is this, Chad, is it like graphic?
Is this graphic?
Is it graphic?
Should I not watch it?
Here, I'm just gonna like.
I don't even know if I wanna watch it.
I don't even know if I wanna watch it.
I don't wanna watch it to be honest.
How long is he out for?
Jane Daniels exits commander's game with elbow injury Jane Daniels injured ladies on commander starts timeline
Season defining crisis bro, I really feel like oh god. I really feel like oh
God that is oh my I can't even look at this. I
Really think Jane Daniels is it's gonna turn into like Derek Rose, bro
So rookie, rookie of the year, like best rookie in the NFL completely turns around the commander's franchise overnight that went from a losing team to a winning team, right? When he joined and then it's like, he's just never going to have healthy season again.
Last season, he had like 2 brutal injuries and then this season he's already injured week 2.
Or like Robert Griffin, the 3rd. Yeah.
Dude, I don't know. Why would you say that bro? It's not like a negative thing. I love Jane Daniels. He's a Jane Daniels was actually one of my favorite players in the NFL.
It's just sad. It's like he has so much talent dude and he's just going to keep getting hurt. It's fucking brutal. I feel bad for commanders fans too.
Because Jane Daniels was the best rookie in the NFL by far. Like he was disgusting.
Oh, wait, I want to see the Jamar Chase catch something positive here
Chat was it like disgusting
Wait, hold up. Let's just watch the full video
It is free country 62 yards. He's been the big threat Brown is the bat 32 a Houston
He got his feet in?
Are you shitting me?
Touchdown!
I thought he was falling.
Unbelievable!
Yo!
Replay that.
32-yard Touchdown reception.
Stingley, you're both going for this ball.
Let's see.
He gets it possessing.
Oh my God.
Look at the drag on the right foot.
Stone reception.
Stingley, you're both going for this ball.
Let's see, he gets a kick possessing.
Oh my god, look at the drag on the right foot.
Jesus, bro.
Look at the fucking precision.
He gets a kick possessing.
Again, both feet are down.
Oh, the contortion.
The body control.
The concentration.
Yep, this one is in.
That one's dragging.
What a play.
That is unreal.
That is unreal.
Stingley is in position. He's on top of chase. They're battling that is fucking unreal this fall
Just to care are you kidding me?
It's just concentration, but also balance to like dude. He was falling for this
Stingler where he was fucking tripping right before
32-yard touchdown reception. Stingley are both going for this ball. Let's see he gets
a kid possession and yeah both feet are down. Guys I already watched the JSN highlights.
What do you mean JSN couldn't have her bro? Yo, don't, hey don't diss the goat bro. Don't
diss the fucking truth. Yo, the thing is though, I will say Jamar Chase is the
closest player to JSN and Jettus. Those are like those are like those guys are all the same.
Bro, but Loki though JSN does not need he does not need a QB to produce bro. I'm gonna be honest
JSN does not need a QB to produce. He really doesn't. JSN will produce with whoever the fuck is
in front of it.
Dude, Jettas didn't have a QB last year.
Jettas fell off of a cliff last year.
I'm going to be honest.
If you dropped a Jettas in fantasy last year,
you lost your league, unless you had the luckiest drafts
ever.
Jettas didn't have a QB last year,
and he was off of a cliff.
Chase has had Burrow his whole career.
When Burrow got hurt, Chase kind of was off a cliff.
He still did have some good games, though.
But it was like, who was it?
Jake Browning?
Respect nine. Yo, I'm not like listen, when you say nine are you talking about JJ McCarthy?
Yeah, what is nine like it's his alter ego
Been a long road back. Nobody wants to be on the grass more than you
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
We're gonna break this down!
You're gonna break this down!
You're gonna break this down!
I'm out of breath, okay, yeah, dude, he was sorry as fuck last year.
He looked like a deer in headlights.
I only watched, like, three Vikings games, but God, it was horrible.
Is there more nine edits?
Do you go to a different place in your mind, like, on game day?
I feel like I do, yeah. There's definitely a level of a switch that gets flipped, you know.
For me, it's, you know, that, I call him 9. 9 comes out and I gotta understand, like, okay,
he can't be at his peak performance throughout three and a half hours.
So how do I find little ways, you know, on the sideline, you know, get back to my breath, get back.
NFL is like the best means ever, bro.
I don't even know what to say, man.
Aren't the Vikings 2-0?
Okay, unrelated, bro, Jesus.
I about pissed myself watching that.
I actually about pissed myself.
I don't know if I've ever actually seen that clip.
Oh my God.
So guys, who do you think is gonna win
the Super Bowl this year?
because the Rams sort of got the shit kicked out of them.
But isn't Sean McVay like a psychopath
where he's like, we're gonna fly in to Australia
five hours before the game?
Look, man, this is gonna be a telling game
of how good the Rams are, TBH.
Yo, Giants, probably the most underrated team
in the league when they're healthy.
Chiefs, Chiefs is not a bad shout.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
The Chiefs kind of have everything.
Last year, the Chiefs were so injured,
it was disgusting and people forget that.
They have Kenneth Walker,
who is top five running back in the NFL, pure talent-wise.
They have an insane defense.
They have the receivers like Rashi's playing,
Xavier Worthy's playing.
Kelsey's actually doing good this year,
which I was not expecting.
The Chiefs could win, I could see that.
This game is gonna be cinema.
I don't know who's gonna win this game.
How injured is Caleb Williams?
How injured is Caleb Williams?
Is it like bad?
I saw he got hurt, but I didn't see any games yesterday.
I saw the Sunday night game.
Shagabrest quarterback, hamstring injury, wait, hamstring, wait, hamstring injury.
I thought you guys were saying it was like a brutal injury.
You guys were saying it was like some brutal injury.
You guys were saying he was out for the season.
What?
He was acting like it was.
Is there like a clever bit?
Killa Williams injury. How bad?
But he got carted.
He got fucking carted off the field.
Kayla Williams was carted back to the Bears locker room after sustaining a very painful looking injury on this play while trying to scramble and avoid getting tackled.
Kayla Williams was carted back to the Bears locker room after sustaining a very painful
looking injury on this play while trying to scramble and avoid getting tackled and in
this video we'll take a closer look what I think this injury is and what he could be
looking at in terms of an absence.
Welcome back everybody, I'm Dr. Brian Soot.
That's big for the Bears if he gets hurt.
Yo, Kayla Williams is the god damn truth, god damn it.
Kayla Williams is so good.
During the Golden Channels it's much more about the medical side of the sport.
I'm gonna get a water real quick.
So let's take a look here at what happened with Kayla Williams, Bears fans.
I think we can ease some concerns about this being at least at face value from the video a
Really severe like seasoning injury the key thing that happens here is Williams is scrambling out to his side as we see a Vikings player
Come in and Caleb is trying to avoid
Getting tackled here as he tries to avoid getting tackled here
We're gonna see him take a little bit bigger of a stride with that right leg
And then as he comes down and kind of pulls through we see his face grimace bro drinks water lol
How is that a roast? What the fuck?
Kind of looks back a little bit.
That looking backwards thing probably worries people
for something like an Achilles rupture, right?
When you rupture your Achilles,
you'll see players often kind of look back behind them
like they got kicked with something.
But it was clearly that stride,
that step on his right side
where the Vikings defender is coming through.
He stretches out a little bit
to try to get away from this tackle.
And then as he kind of plants and puts that foot down,
you can see his face grimace
and make a little bit of a look backwards.
From this view where we can look straight on
and actually see his face, right?
That was the moment there you can suddenly see him make this little look back in that little grimace.
Bro.
He got carted off though for hamstring?
Fair enough to wear something ruptures. You can rupture the tendons either up at the-
I don't know. Well at least it's not like a serious injury.
Yo, fuck it man. The bucks are out. The bucks suck. I wanna see the bears win a Super Bowl.
Duh Bears!
They have the best fans in the NFL.
Fuck it man, let's see the Bears win a Super Bowl.
Can we get a re-tweet on this shit?
Honestly, the poor out, the Bucks are out.
I wanna see the Bears win one.
The Bears have the best fans, they do.
I wanna see the fucking Bears win, dude.
The Bucks aren't even gonna win the NFC South.
Let alone a fucking Super Bowl.
Let alone a playoff game, let alone a fucking Super Bowl.
The Bucks are not winning shit.
Let's see the bears when it's your woman. Yeah bears. I fucking love I love bears fans
Okay, okay, okay, okay boom boom boom boom boom
Chad hi visus stuck out in the airport today I
Have eyes stuck at an airport stop his plan
5-2? Who the fuck is shifters? Oh, citizens on this team?
An operator way most of what you can see is a shield that's protecting them, so it's
going to be very much a favorite fight there for Paloanal.
They're driving through the addition of getting in the heads of their opponents.
Another reason they're on again, but I know they got one more lion scan.
the line scan, Sophia concussions, they got a shield, four grim beads. They have smooth
of getting information in a safe manner.
Drop!
We're gonna vault, forcing the roadside and now they know it's-
Atomal, why not drop off this noise of the explosion?
Hm? So they start peeling back the layers.
I think I could be a pro, dude. I'm gonna be honest.
Good kill from the king.
Right now, Nate, tries to escape this room, but he knows he has to take a fight
before he can escape.
Great shot.
Finally does indeed.
Take, don't-
You're not mapping?
He's reading this pretty well, and Robby's finished off Atomal.
is now Robbie who finds a 3k
could it be a switch is to the shop for the close engage
now the bailiff switches to the bailiff for the close range
it's a 1v1 against the man who's already clutched before yes three
grand three grams on the receiving end as Stompin wants him now he loves the
Robby has closed the distance and put it to the aggressive. He's swinging constantly damage and stomping will find the key
That G2 no, he's gross, bro
He's my respect to Robert for taking bro. I load up the stream and it's a stop in 1v2
Today's gonna be a good day, bro
But nine bullets on that mattress is a hard fight to take but stomping is not the only you could arguably call it
Bro, but like let me dick ride a little bit here. Yes. I'm dick riding
He switches, okay, he isolates a gunfight because he knows Robbie's disconnected because Robbie kills Shaco right here
So Robbie kills Shaco, so Stompin knows he has like a five second window to isolate this fight
Already good macro to know to hop in the window
But then switches to his shotgun because not only does he know this guy's here. He knows he's close
I don't know how he knows he's close. It's cuz he's on a way to grim him
That's why he grimmed him
So he switches to his bailiff because he knows he's about to get into a close range gunfight
And he knows he has to go now because he has about five seconds because Robbie just killed Shaco in short haul
So he knows this guy has no help from Robbie
Switching to the bailiff for the close range fight, which is why he gets the kill
Like bro, this dude is the truth and then this is just pure mechanics by the way
This is just pure mechanics. You're holding a dip angle with a three dream. That's gross
Like guys that's fucking guys that is gross bro. That's gross
ability to get away with these one be twosies one be twosies one be whatever's
When he's got that grim especially I mean every time I see that baby
It's just all of like the little decisions dude. I can decry this guy for like ten hours straight
I can do a stream why I literally just dick ride stomp its decision-making for ten hours
Because well people don't under actually stand what he's doing. I live is unbelievable. He just believes
We see the mirror window be used as a bit of a wall.
I want to do a stream where I just glazed stomping for 24 hours like I just watched his highlights.
Mirror window yourself because this one of those rare ones where he actually tricked that one.
Let's say the sacrifice one of the four Steve 4's in pocket, right?
I just explain my core analyze every time.
The entire repellent has been massive in value leaving only six down pocket.
I'm gonna be honest with the chat. They're playing a little Mickey ass lineup. This is like, uh, this is like they're playing the Tampa Bay Bucks right now
Well, I'm gonna be honest fires come out and really
One HB
Funny moment there shift is falling apart on the back of it
Alamau snuck all the way into oil pit, finished off deadshot and now shifters
really are looking for answers. And again it seems like swing or besong, G2 put up
a masterclass of strategy and defense with the problem-solving, the layering,
the C-force with a penalty and shifters as well just forcing kind of bad gunfights.
I mean that force C-force is round and very limited value.
Where's Peggertrum?
Not for the Monty, but I have to go first immediately and G2 they bring
enough out the structure and they'll pop up on that wall. They still have much more
HP and they can easily tank a full C4. So T2, if they want to play this one smart and
passive and safe, they can just force the plant down in the scenario.
Good Nade! Good Nade! Great Nade! Great Nade! He gets the knock off damage.
Wow! He gets the knock off. Wow! That is going to be really good Nade.
Great Nade when the coffin here for shifters. Citizen trips his own C4.
chat Bencha threw a grenade because he knew he was in the corner and then pre-fired because he knew he had to run
That was really smart from Bencha
Makes it a 4v1
Nate would love to be revived right now. I think Robbie's gonna lose his life
He's in the midst of doing so she to lock in a dominant seven. That's the shit. I'm talking about seven two
Yeah, something. Yeah. Yeah, that's the shit. I'm talking about lay that dick down
Oh chat by the way, also unrelated. I didn't know that when I said up the
Fulham to Jin's yesterday that I was quoting like a sex scene like guys why
did you guys tell me to say up the Fulham to Jin's I did not fucking know
that. I didn't know that. Okay chat also one more thing. Oh yeah the Jane
Daniels thing. I know. I know he got injured. I don't actually want to watch it.
It looks disgusting from the picture I saw. Prayers for Jane Daniels, bro. Prayers for Jane
Daniels. And, Chad, what do we know, guys? What do we know? What we already knew? JSN is the best
player in the NFL. JSN is the best player in the NFL. Oh, my God. I love Daddy JSN. Yo,
if I win the Flock League because of JSN, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I might have to go to
a Seahawks game and just see if I can grab his like right ass cheek. Alright guys, I'm
gonna go P. BRB, I'm gonna go. Okay, why? Yo, why does it? I don't understand these ads
though bro. What is this shit? It's like, I don't, my Moo Moo player, I don't play
these games guys. It's my Moo Moo player is just like gooner ads. I don't understand
what it is. I don't know what this shit is. It's not targeted.
No, it's not fucking targeted, bro. It's like, I get these
gooner fucking ads. Yo, my Google play is pending. What the
fuck?
You chat, what do I do in this scenario when it just pens the
whole time? What do I do? What am I supposed to do when
it just pens?
What do you mean, like X out of it?
X out of it, X out of it?
Or no, you're saying spam X.
Press the X button on my keyboard.
Wait, chat, press the X button on my keyboard.
Oh, you mean.
Oh god, I'm stupid.
God, I'm actually stupid.
Check the shop, I will.
Is Ken still in the shop, Chad?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chad, what do I click?
I don't want to fuck it up.
What do I click?
I don't want to fuck it up.
What do I click?
Yes!
Chad, you guys are actually smart as fuck.
I'm gonna that was smart as shit
Okay job. I'm gonna go pee and then we lock in boys. Yeah, be kittens me out
Guys while I'm gone while I'm in the bathroom just enjoy this picture of JSN
Guys while I'm gone just enjoy this picture of JSN bro. Hi, yeah
Okay, bro, let's go your chat. Did you guys know Los was a tick tocker at one point?
There's a tick tock of this bro. Yes, I know doggy got 97. I saw it. That is crazy. Bro,
When doggie gets 100% that's insane.
Yeah, there's a TikToker of when Loose singing.
Guys, I didn't even know Loose was a TikToker at one point.
I have to sign in here.
Bro, let me sign into my TikToker please, bro.
It never lets me sign in. I don't understand. Am I like fucking hacked?
I can never get in this, bro.
Hold on, bro.
What is that music?
Oh, that's clash music.
That's the clash of music. I didn't even know what that was for a second.
Jinxie is most actually mad at you? No, bro. Dude, okay, y'all. This shit is, okay, dude,
most, did like a joke? Hold on, I have to like, bro, the tweet has 10 million impressions.
I don't even know how guys, look at this fucking tweet.
I can't believe what I've just experienced today.
Not in my 12 years on the internet.
Have I been demeaned, belittled and disrespected more than I was today?
Jinxie, you should be ashamed of yourself.
What you did today is disgraceful.
I no longer support you.
So disappointed.
By the way, chat most is trolling.
has 10.3 million impressions. I don't even know how. That's like insane. And then here's
the Twitter replies. Someone fill me up. Okay. I'm employed. Someone fill me in. Like, bro,
think this shit is real. Like long live Los. What up? No, no, no, no. New code. New code,
new code. I'm trying to sign into this, bro. So I'm trying to sign into my TikTok. Los
was a tiktoker in like 2020 I have a clip of it I don't even know it come on come on come on
wait I think I got him wait I think I got him yes
guys did y'all know this by the way
Yo, Los is the most interesting character in the world, I think.
When did this happen?
This is like 2019.
Yeah, this is like 2019.
Yo, do you guys want to know a fun fact?
I actually watched Los when I was in high school.
I'm not kidding.
Before I even streamed. I actually, because I played Toucan, I watched Los when I was in, when I was in school.
Bro, what happens if you just look up Los Polos on Tik Tok?
No, I'm not larping, I swear to God. I watched Los when I was in.
What happens when you just look up Los Polos?
Angelos.
What? Oh my God. Hold up. This is, I...
Not gonna lie, imma take a nap, let me know.
Bro, let you know what?
What do you mean let me know?
What the hell are you?
Dude, what am I letting you know about?
Yeah bro, I guess we'll wake you up later.
Yo, I think Los is the best written character of all time.
What is-
Alright, let's see what I get.
Yo!
Nah, no, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Fuck ashes.
Bro, I just want to scroll through those categories.
Normal streamers forgetting to end their stream.
What the fuck bro? When was this shit? When was this?
I don't know, I just think Lose is like, he has like the best, I don't know, I don't
That's when he's the best written character in the world
Checking in Los is unfortunately still breathing. Yeah
I'd like to be banned from your shoes, so I'll never have to look at you again.
Once again, Lois, you're lucky I didn't assassinate you at the mall.
That's nice.
So this is a real comment, and, and, hold on, hold on a second.
I know exactly- why would you-
No, no, that's fine, I know exactly who to comment.
Why would you threaten people like that?
You're getting sent to the fucking FBI, though.
Can someone Google left, left, abdominal pain?
The fuck is a torn liver?
Colon cancer and Lyme disease.
Why the fuck would you say that to me, bro?
We gotta bring back the fucking, uh, the fucking DO box.
Because I'm misopening shit from you guys.
I'm gonna send you a kite lock.
Personally, I'm gonna try to get four kids. I'm gonna try to have four kids and I already said I'm gonna just keep trying
I'm gonna keep having kids until one of them's at least one of them's a boy. Why is that funny?
It's too late. Um, checking in. Oh
My god, bro, yeah, I don't know like most just genuinely makes me cry laughing good. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right chat
Oh my god, I'm about to piss myself. Okay
All right, I'm doing I'm doing brand challenge. I'm not doing seasonal ladder. I'm not doing seasonal ladder
I'm doing whoa. What is this?
Princess gambit
What you have to use the princess
You have to use the princess oh
Oh, it's a global tournament?
I'm glad they're doing global tournaments again.
I just want to see if we can beat a challenge while having just Chesbee, just Chesbee, my
thing.
Wait, guys, what is Royale Shuffle?
What is this?
Whoa, what is this?
It's a new mode.
Battle in a random mode with a random deck.
Spin the wheel and test your skill.
Should we play this?
Oh, I just spilled water all over my...
Bro, it got on my fucking...
Wait, this looks peak as fuck. Wait, how old is this?
Check, how old is this?
How old is this, guys? This looks so peak.
Bro, I just got that water too. It's all gone.
Bro, guys, what the?
Wait, this is today?
This is today?
Okay.
I didn't even know this.
There's a new mode in Clash, Royale Shuffle.
I'm so glad they're actually doing modes again.
a random mode with a random deck. Spin the wheel and test your skill. Everything is evolved.
All cards are evoed on both sides. Triple Elixir. 3x the Elixir, 3x the Flow. Super
Troop showdown. You and your opponent get a Super Troop. What is a Super Troop? Sudden
death battle. First down to take a tower wins. Rage battle. Everything in the arena
has rage heist both sides have a defenseless safe instead of a tower snowball bombardment
snowballs bombard the arena mega monk a gigantic monk of young this looks so peak
this looks so peak i'm not even gonna read the rest because i just wanted to be a surprise
this looks so peak check we just cue it right we just cue it oh i have to make a deck
Wait, but no, no, no, chat I have to make a deck or no oh
Is it my arena it's my trophy deck ha ha ha yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
Chat I'm smart. I'm smart. I'm smart. I'm smart guys. I'm smart. That's what it is
That's what it is. Look look here. We go here. We go here. We go and then I paste it into here look chat
just do random chat look I'm smart I'm smart yes I knew it I knew it whoa here
we go whoa dragon hunt be the first I didn't get to read it I mean I'm not a
computer chat what did it say be the first to get a dragon whoa what is
What's happening oh?
If you get the egg you get the dragon. Oh
My god, wait did I already lose Jesus dude
Okay, yo, it's kind of like chaos check you know what it is
It's like chaos mode, but there's actually objectives
This is peek. Is this guy doing the scuba? I'm gonna get to my evolution. Wait, wait, should I?
Bro, this guy's smart. Chad, he put down the inferno. Okay, not bad. We are losing, but it's
definitely a winnable game. I think my deck is really good. Chad, it gives you a random deck,
to. I actually got graveyard poison. This would be a good scenario for an ice
cold on. Skoolbaa, Skoolbaa, Skoolbaa. Okay, what's the next objective? Is it just
dragon hunt for the full game? Bro, how does this guy always know when there's
gonna be an egg. How does he know? Brother, I'm genuinely confused. Chat, how does he
know? Chat, I've got some good poison! Icewits! But this would be such a good icewits. Wait,
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So what do I do? I just... I break it?
Yes. Okay, I break his egg. There we go. Now I get a dragon.
Okay, I understand it. No, no, no, chat, I understand it. I understand it. I understand it.
Brother, it's okay. It's only one mode for the full- for the full game.
You don't get too moat. That's such a good poison.
Oh! Poison value! Ice Wizard ability!
Yes! That's tower, tower, tower, tower, tower, tower.
Barbara, please! Yes!
Free GG Easy! GG Easy, buddy! GG Easy, buddy!
I get it. Okay.
Chad, his name is Nathan or no, Nathan, okay.
I fully understand it.
You get one of every time you queue, you get one of.
I'm a guy from the supply store.
You get one of these.
So there's this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, like, oh my God.
You get check marks on it.
So I think chat once I get dragon hunt I can't get it again correct and they spawn
every 30 to 45 seconds. Got it okay I shouldn't be able to get dragon
hunt again. Okay this is gonna be everything's evil but unless it's a
card. Wait I'm using expo. Unless it's a card that's already like doesn't have an
evo then guys that's such a good idea for the mode though. Yo this mode is
genuinely good bro. I have to fireball this to take no damage. Chat it's
Mortar vs Expo in an everything evolved battle. I need to actually dial in. Let me lock him.
Okay.
I'm gonna go high Tesla once the bomber locks.
Really good because now chat the Tesla's gonna stay locked the whole time and he's not gonna go underground
If the Tesla dies we can split scallies perfect defense
Wait, I could expo this is a good expo because we have the Tesla for a little bit
Why do you have a rock okay, why do you have a rocket in a mortar deck?
like bro why do you have what you're going to read it read what read what read what
I'm playing your stream on a plane right now and you're weighing down the plane what oh
oh my god it's boggles
yo boggles
this is a good tesla
brother but he's just gonna rock it wait did i outcycled? i outcycled x i outcycled
i outcycled
i outcycled it
now he has it though
yeah why does that
Why does the Evo Knight have 37,000 health?
I think in this matchup I'm supposed to just outcycle him.
Yo, but yeah, like, he's just gonna rock in my expo 40 times!
That's the best fireball anyone's ever done exposed on exposed on tower
He gave you the win bro, thank you wait, what?
Bro, thank you
We're Jack could we actually complete this today all of the challenges look at this
There's only like 10 more left right
Bro this mode it's stop tack stop tagging supercell chat
I said this a million times if somebody gives me a win. I have no control over that. I'm not win-trading. All right
I'm not mood up
Yeah, okay, so there's bro. This is good
Or we have triple look dude. We could do all this
this one looks insane chat what do they even mean by a super troop like what do
they even mean guys stop I literally did nothing wrong
Heist. Both sides have a dispense.
This is not Clash. What even is this? What even is this?
how am I supposed to we just see an expo bro if he has expo he's cut I'm not even
getting yo the rodent is so strong for this mode if he has expo he's gonna lose
I'm not even kidding I
Don't think that's gonna reach guys
Yo the bush the bush brother. Oh my god, but now we can press to the right side. He just logged
Yo, I have the best deck ever for heist look at the bus. It's still going bro. Oh my god
Wait, did it?
Wait, the bush is the best card in the game for Heist because you don't have a Tower Troop.
I'm getting so lucky with my decks.
Guys, that wasn't a win trade.
Stop tagging Superstar.
That kid just gave up.
I'm not even kidding.
He just gave up.
He just gave up.
He literally just gave up.
Bro, because if you think about it, did the bush tank a log?
What even happened?
Wait, did the bush tank a log?
If you log a suspicious bush, it doesn't die.
Nice haircut weasel.
Yo, hydrogen bomb, I don't have it.
I didn't get a haircut.
What the?
Angry of a person actually are you.
Bro, we might beat all the challenges today,
I'm not even kidding, there's like eight left?
We might beat all the challenges, seriously.
This is so cool, yep.
I wanna do the super troop one, triple elixir.
I feel like, oh my God, I have another expo deck.
Dude, the thing about triple elixir
is you have to just always be spamming.
You have to always be spamming.
That is literally the only way to play it.
GG. Yo, instantly. That's instant GG, instant GG, instant GG. Bro, it's instant GG. Right
I instantly won.
Bro, what is the super troop gonna be though chat?
I'm genuinely curious.
Dude, I'm kind of dominating today man!
Honestly bro, I'm dominating dude.
Bro, the reason why most players suck at triple elixir is because they're used to single elixir so they leak.
The thing about triple is you always have to be spamming you literally always have to be spamming
Like bro look look at how much I'm spamming
Bro the Archer Queen is just such a broken card. Oh my god. You get value every time you pop your ability
He's trying to finesse me I have guards guards is a hard counter to sparky slightly unlucky, but all good
Bro, the archer queen is just broken.
I mean, oh my god.
Mega Knight!
Okay, that's actually a big push.
Hold on.
I
Watch this ability
See how it froze the sparky like that was so smart
Holy fireball value man switch
Guys I said mega night I did not say anything else shut up with the pardon
Bro she's just dude the archer queen is just carries like look at how strong she is bro. Oh my god
the way you know a champion is broken is if every time like the way you know a champion
is broken is if you don't use their ability you're literally trolling like that's how
you know it's broken. I love Archer Queen feet. Mobs report this guy to the federal
Bureau of Investigations, bro.
Yo, we have not lost a singular game.
Bro, how many of these challenges do we have left? Let's see this, dude.
Bro, we still haven't gotten Super Troop. I feel like this one's gonna be insane.
We have Super Troop sudden death rage battle, snowball bombardment, mega monk, blackout, four card clash, capture the mortar.
We have not lost yet, boys. I'm good at clash. This is the one I wanted. This is the one I wanted.
It's a super, super witch. What is super hog rider? What is super about it?
I don't understand.
Wait a minute.
I think my wit- he just lost, he just lost, he just lost, he just lost, he just lost, he just lost.
That's a three crown.
Chat, I think-
Oh!
Guys!
My super witch was all three witches combined into one.
It was regular witch, night witch, and mother witch.
That's disgusting.
Guys, we have not lost, bro.
He had Super Hog.
Mega Monk.
A gigantic Monk appears to support your push.
Okay, let's see this one. This is really interesting.
I should do this. Wait, chat, look.
Because chat, look, he can't fireball them because of the Monk.
Look, that's smart.
Oh, I don't think Monk works on...
Wait, what?
Wait, wh-why is he not...
Why is the Monk going for the tower?
Chad, I'm trying to understand...
Look at the Phoenix tag look at the Phoenix tag sweet
Bacca stop three crown bro is that a three crown
Is that a three-crown
SWEET!
Guys, I don't understand though. Why did his monk deflect but mine didn't?
Yeah, why did his monk deflect but mine didn't?
Bro, we have- dude we're getting so many good decks
Blackout blackout
Wait a minute, so if I go Dark Goggins
You have to play off sound cues here you have to play off sound cues
Okay, he has a bolder and a bomber
He's probably using an electric giant back
chat is that probably has a lexar giant in it
okay put down a nice whiz
bro I feel like if you're playing this mode with no sound you would just lose
to a hog rider yo chat watch this I'm gonna wait until it blacks out and I'm
I'm gonna do a sneaky barrel. Look.
Watch, watch, watch. Watch, watch, watch.
Can you just a bit of... no.
Bro, the Empress was actually such a good play by him. I'm not even gonna lie to you.
Okay, we got the Empress
Do it on the tower so you can't see which one what do you mean?
Your chat is this German is this guy from Germany what?
Is this guy from Germany
That looks like German tech
Oh, it's a mafia? What? That's a German mafia!
Yeah, watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
Dark Ogons.
Wait, I could definitely pop you, but...
I feel like my deck is so good for this.
But I feel like I keep getting lucky dags.
Bro, is my opponent actually trying to win by literally just bouldering the ability and- er, bouldering the bridge and then popping it-
I DIDN'T SEE THE RAP RIDER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's so bullshit.
Thank God.
Thank God the mechonite's broken.
I thought it was a valkyrie!
I lost to a guy in a German mafia.
So I wonder if you lose, do you still get the check mark for it, chat?
I wonder, I wonder.
No.
Wow.
We should try to beat this tonight.
have to win to get the checkmark. Wait, but we got this one. We got this one, no?
Well, I've never used the Hero Valkyrie yet.
Bro, it's like a gigantic monk.
So is it gonna deflect the firecracker?
Here we go, here we go.
Nice!
Dude, nice.
Bomb tower is gonna be so good for this as well.
Which I peeped this though, peeped this, peeped this.
Alright, is the Hero Valkyrie still broken?
Let's see.
That is disgusting.
Wait, bad log, he has no election for this.
Bad log, he's not going to have election for this.
I think I just lost actually, bro.
I might have lost honestly chat.
Dude.
Okay, we can still win.
We are going to go hero Valkyrie with the mega monk.
This is going to be our big push.
This is going to be our big push.
Ability? For sure.
Should I do the ability?
Oh god, I don't think that's enough to take the tower though guys. Oh god!
I have a rocket but it's level 11, there's no way it's enough.
Evil creatures, come on!
Okay, that is the luckiest firecracker in human history.
We need to win on this bush.
We need to get his tower on this bush.
Hero Valk!
Valk!
Valkyrie!
Yes!
Please be rocket range
342
We probably shouldn't rocket we could spend lots of extra with piggies smart
Hi IQ
Nice wedding ability from the Monk.
Monk's on tower.
Remember, our rocket is 324.
Holy.
Oh my god, I just snutted.
Prediction rocket!
Yeah!
Yes!
What?
Oh no, level 11 theory.
I forgot about level 11 theory though.
Oh my god, let's go.
Thank god.
Dude, I feel like once you get the check mark you shouldn't be able to play it again, though.
Like I feel like once you get dude, you know what I mean?
We did not get this one yet.
So Burst Tower wins.
Oh my god, do I have a deck for this?
Yo, I feel like I'm finding so many good decks, chat.
Yo, I think the deck I'm using is broken.
I'm not even kidding.
But doesn't this look insane?
But my deck looks crazy, what?
My deck looks insane.
Wait, how does this work again?
Yo, I lowkey forgot how that works, though.
Bro, it's instant sudden death.
That's insane.
I feel like my deck is so good.
He's gonna ability.
I gotta walk in, cause I'm actually losing right now.
He just fireballed.
That was so bad.
That was such a bad fireball.
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm gonna lose.
I'm gonna lose. Wait he has no log. Chat he has no log. Chat he has no log. Chat.
I'm gonna lose I think guys. I need to princess the bridge more for damage. No please. Guys
I think I'm gonna lose actually.
What a arrows, what a arrows.
Bro, he's kind of just, he missed the princess.
That's huge.
How does that push?
How does he back... princess princess?
Princess?
Princess?
Dominion, dominion, dominion, dominion, dominion, DOMINION!
No.
Nobody ever predicts the minor in this spot, ever.
Wait! What?!
That's the most disgusting loss of my life.
Bro, but I just didn't have fast enough hands on PC to react to the turret.
That is so unlucky. What?
Be the first person to grab the mortar.
What?
How exactly am I supposed to get to him? How exactly am I supposed to-
wait what it's gigantic yeah it's gigantic it's gigantic is it buffed at
Wait Chad I have lumber loon.
I mean, that's your guide to playing lumberloon.
That's your guide to playing lumberloon, right there.
Nice dude the lumberjack is such an underrated card. I mean dude look at this card. Holy crap
He's so fast and tanky and he hits like a truck
I'll take that mortar off your hands twin
Evo scar me with the supermortar
Yo, the mortar just the one of the splash that was so good
Oh my god guys I got lumberloon back.
I love lumberloon.
Wait to-
my choking no no no no no no oh no
He just kept cursing. His cursors were just winning in the game. His cursors were just
Just waiting in the game.
Ladies and gents, I think it's time.
Ladies and gents, I think it's time to reach Golden League of Legends.
Today's the day.
There's no more running from it.
There's no more hiding from it.
There's no more postponing it.
There's no more marping.
Today's the day, and I spit on my desk from imitating a lumberloon player.
Don't look at my bulge, please.
I got shaved of Jesus.
Chad, I miss when I was a kid
and I never had to shave
and my face was just like, no hair.
I hate this.
I need a frigging paper towel to go.
Chad, is Dantez, is he ready?
Is Dantez streaming?
Is Dantez streaming?
That face just pisses me off.
He's in a game.
Dantez is in a game.
Guys, look at how close we are.
Like actually take a gander at this.
Four wins is all we need. That's it.
BRB.
You have a choice to make. Do you want to sit down and go back to that guy you once were?
So this is what it takes this way. It takes that misunderstanding of people and they'll never get it because they were never David Goggles
So that is what it takes for me to do that. Do you may take you something differently?
So for me everything has to be in the study everything has to be into this everything
It's me everywhere. I am it has to be there me focus where I am
We don't we're not proud of ourselves for the small accomplishments
What we need is we need this monstrosity of the thing to happen and say, ah, I did it.
No.
There's a process that you have to go through and patience is the process.
And if you don't have patience after a week, I haven't lost 30 pounds and I'm done.
I'm over it.
So that's what I found out with people, man.
They're not patient enough to realize and to enjoy the moment, not live in it.
Just enjoy it.
There's no finish line in life.
But enjoy that moment.
Roger that, man.
Man, I lost five.
Let me go 10 next week.
There's no fucking passion, no fucking motivation.
There's no, oh my God, man, I fucking, this is, no.
It's every day of your life, just do me.
No passion, no discipline, no motivation.
All these words I hate people, I hate,
that's so many people fucking use these words
not because it's water.
It's someone sitting in the room by themselves
and they figure themselves out and say,
God, this is going to fucking suck.
Worst passion when you're 300 pounds?
Worst the motivation when you can't read and write?
Where is it?
So how did this happen?
I just fucking did.
I just did.
I said maybe at the end of this journey, there'll be something there for me.
If not, I can read.
You have to learn what do you want in your life.
We have so much influence coming at us.
that we are so lost we don't know what we want to do because we don't spend enough time
with ourselves you have to learn to shut off a phone shut off a computer shut off a tv chat
don't has this in the game should i queue a game he's in a game should i queue a game
or should i play clash if i queue a game i'm gonna drop a 30 bomb i'm just letting you know
But we need four wins.
It's okay to sit in the room by yourself in a chair and just think about you, where I
want to be, where do I see myself tomorrow, the next year, the next year from that.
And it takes a lot of self-discipline to be able to do that nowadays because you want
to be so attached to everything.
You want to be so caught up with the world.
The world's moving too fast.
The world's moving so fast that you're trying to keep up
to the point where you lose yourself.
If I want to be great, I'm not trying to maximize money
or maximize people knowing me.
I do these things because maybe someone out there
will understand me and get it
and say, I can grow from this guy.
And others just won't.
A lot of people, most people don't want it that badly.
Which is why they always ask the question,
How do you get to where you are?
You know how to do it.
You know exactly how to be you or how to be me.
You don't want to do it.
So I can't make you do it.
You have to explore, examine the insides of yourself.
And what do you really want out of life?
Your friend and a lot of people out here
just don't fucking want it.
So guess what?
Have fun with your life.
The reason why we go back to old habits
is because our goals are too lofty.
We're not achieving our goals fast enough.
So what happens is, you know what,
oh man, we're very impatient nowadays.
For me, it was good.
I had a phone, I was out of this world by myself.
It was a race against David Gargans.
It wasn't a race against,
God, I'm gonna look good for this person, that person.
It was me.
I gotta change myself.
There's no luck in this game.
It may be a little bit of luck,
But the luck happens after you bust your ass,
and you hurt yourself in that lucky situation.
Luck didn't happen.
You put yourself in that situation
where luck might fuckin' happen.
Maybe you're, you wanna be nobody.
Maybe you're happy exactly where you are in life
because obviously you-
So first game of the day,
like why do people do this?
It's just cause I'm anti-moo, I swear to God.
Oh my God, it's dude.
I don't know why the people that play League of Legends
don't actually play League of Legends.
This is the only game in the world like this.
I swear to God, you queue up, it's just,
it's somebody just dodging.
Like brother, brother, brother,
League of Legends is the only game in the world
where people don't play the game.
They queue up, they queue up, and then they dodge.
They queue up and then they remake.
They queue up and then they dodge.
They queue up, then they go AFK.
It's like, brother, I've had so many remakes
in the last like day.
I'll just ban Rammus.
The thing is, if you ban Teemo in Silver,
you don't get to play.
It's all these guys play.
Chat, if you listen to me clear.
If you ban Teemo in a Silver game,
you will not get a game for seven hours.
It's all these guys play.
They're all 37 years old and they're psychotic.
This guy said, oh no, same Warwick from last game, huh?
First game.
Not me.
Oh, you're gonna know when I'm in your lobby, buddy.
Trust me, you're going to fucking know.
I'm going to be 3-0 in eight minutes
with the first fucking 2 dragon, or the first dragon.
You're going to know when I'm in the fucking lobby,
don't you worry.
You're going to feel my presence in the lobby.
Full screen.
You got to wait for the game to start.
This guy said, is this the same Warwick from last game, Jesus?
Do people know that we're the same rank?
I know he's not talking about me, but it's like whoever that Warwick was from the last
game, he's the same rank as you, bro.
I swear to God, this game has more schizophrenics than any game in the world.
It's like, bro, do you know he's the same rank as you, right?
Like, I don't know, all right, let's see what we got here.
Trevor Foreman's waving gold.
Oh my God, it's a silver lobby.
This is barbecue chicken.
Bro, oh my God.
I'm going to, dude, this is straight up barbecue chicken.
I'm going to, dude, this is barbecue chicken.
I'm going to literally thrust the steam in the ass.
This is straight up barbecue chicken.
Guys, I'm in a silver lobby.
I'm going to have like 270 CS.
I'm going to have four dragons elder.
I'm going to be 27 and two.
You're silver also a little guy.
Well, I'm silver for the next two hours.
And then I'm going to hit go live right in front of your face
and prove all the doubt is wrong.
You are.
Maybe you don't have the determination to be somebody better than you are, but there's
a lot of average.
And it makes me so-
This is what I do off stream, by the way, chat.
I just literally listen to this and just Q-League.
So fucking mad.
Every day I walk this earth and I see average all over the fucking place and they want
to ask me, how did you do it?
I can't tell you, how could you not gonna fucking- you not gonna do it?
A lot of people think self-talk works.
Today's the day we reach Golden League.
I was here in the chat
Mouth fight I love having a mouth fight on my team
Brother I have to in that second in that more I love having a mouth fight
You gotta find more you gotta find more. I once again calm down go back into my mind
Mouth fight is literally so good for I'm getting rewarded. Oh god. I forgot I can't stream this game
I'm getting rewarded. Okay. I mean that's default I guess
Bro, I love having a mouth fight God, I love mouth fights. All right, we need four wins. Lock in
Chet, do you guys want Dawgons?
Yes or no?
Do you want it on?
Yes or no?
Out of low volume?
I'm going to get invaded.
Yeah, there it is.
I can't stream league.
I have to smite this because he's going to try to...
Chet, what hit me?
What, what hit me?
bro what hit me my clear is gonna be so bad now cuz I couldn't smite what hit
I have to reflect back on the shit I did to give you and that because my self talk self
talk does not work unless it is real most of us widen ourselves in the self talk doesn't
work we have to be real we have to be something that you've done.
Perfect clear, perfect clear, perfect clear, you have to envision something that is more
powerful than you.
Something has to get you out of bed, and you have to create it, have to be false, because
you're not here.
You're a fat piece of shit, and that's the reality.
Hey!
You have to create a false reality, to live just to get to work on yourself.
After that we out of lines so many people and we want to be there. We want to be someone else and in doing that you lose all the potential of who you are. You mimic. You be there. You are there. You become there. And you lose. You get back to fucking with it. It's time to get back to work. Stop hearing yourself talk. You off the podcast.
Don't be on social media much cut out all the fucking noise get back to the fucking mental lab because that's where the knowledge came from
Tempo we're already back in we're already backing tempo tempo tempo tempo no gang's available
Top the bike
It like Rocky now for feeling it's not down to the gift of power dream
Pantheon's dead on my screen!
Pantheon's dead on my screen!
No fucking way out.
But you have fucking...
Perfect paving.
Perfect paving.
That's not motivating.
I could always fucking make you speak all the fucking time.
I'm looking the fucking audience.
These people inside...
I don't know.
Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott.
No.
No, oh my god, he's double-scutted to Jesus
In my state of I can't read a right
It sucks to do it takes is a discipline that no one can ever even
They don't understand everybody
asking questions and keep going the same way.
And the greatness is right in you.
That's why, once again, I'll say some million times here,
I do not feel sorry for you.
I will not sugar coat you.
What I'm gonna say to you,
because all of you know what I'm saying is the truth.
You don't want to do that.
And that's the partial reality.
I can't give you shit.
This is why I say stay home.
Because when you aren't giving the gifts,
The only thing you can do in life is stay hard.
And I know people cannot stand.
They can't stand this talk.
This is all you can do.
There's no magic pill or a magic potion.
All you can do is outwork the man
that God created, or woman, in you.
Different things are coming so fast.
You may achieve what you want.
I should probably back and then buy. I should back buy then ping my team to drag. I capped the save smite too.
Save smite for dragon, back buy ping drag.
get across so fucking bad you can watch me you can watch you you can watch
fucking rogues dog shit fucking tempo you can go to 20 robins is fucking bullshit
dog is shit if you you could keep going back and keep spending money and
spending money and spending money with no results you know what I'm out maybe
I misclicked my E and I didn't use my TMA. That was so bad.
I
I need to break anyone down.
Got to mess up my E though, I meant to W.
So anybody you meet that calls you out of your name,
that bullies you, that messes you up,
that makes you feel not listening,
that you're dealing with something deep rooted.
In everything.
Holy team gap.
I'm a setback.
Holy team gap.
I'm a setback.
I'm a setback.
Look, I was telling the boys.
This one, is that going to tell them?
Every day you wake up, you're
I'm gonna scare the kill
Crap
You're dead
I mean, I got the second grub.
Wondering what is dude wondering what you are capable they help here. We kill everybody, but it's all good. I got the second grab
I'm gonna do my full third now
Man if I had my smite up I could have actually I could have smited that earlier and got away, but I'm not my smite up
I don't want to get all good. I'll get that. We got the objective. Which is all that matters. I'll start tomorrow
You hate me because you're probably in the dead right now. You're probably underachiement
You're probably somebody who doesn't want to do anything with your life.
So I'll make you question everything about yourself.
One thing I did wrong in my life was I tried for so many years to please people.
And I did it at the expense of myself.
I was leaving a lot in the tank.
And when you do that, you stop living.
and you will. I had to stop thinking normal. I had to stop thinking normal. I can no longer be a common man walking around doing common things.
But no one taught me this stuff. It was like, you know, I paid.
My mouth light just said, great. You kill steel, then give them shutdown.
Ignoring the fact that he ignored Boy Grubbs 30 times.
I pinged it 36 times and if he came to void grubs, we get grubs and kill five people.
Like dude, I'm telling you some people just need to be punched square in the fucking jaw.
We're gonna invade his bot side because he showed top and worst-case scenario we kill the MF.
We could definitely kill the MF here.
Yeah, his bot side's up because he showed top.
So now we're gonna take this. We're gonna take his whole bot side.
And bro, honestly, there's a world where we kill the MF here.
Now we're gonna... I don't want to even want to die at this.
I'm just gonna take his camps.
Now chat, we're probably gonna run into Zac here. We're gonna run into Zac in a second.
Yeah, we're gonna run into Zac in a second. He's gonna be on his wrappers maybe?
But we take his whole bot side.
This is such a good gank. Let me wave tax. Diana's dead on my screen. Oh no. What a
I'm faker! Oh my god I'm faker! Oh my god I'm faking faker!
We have our item, we backfired top to bottom full clear into a dragon.
Backfired top to bottom full clear into a dragon. Flash into the blast cone, let's faking go!
Our top is a child. Is that infant?
I love when you ignore 36 pings and then um, and then blame your jungler for like dying on grubs
he's like
damn
you gave waves to it damn
it's like well yeah I pinged grubs 40 times you piece of fucking shit
I'm going to fall clear into dragon because my camps are up and I don't want to mess up
my timing.
This is just going to be another win.
You guys can start drag.
I can come there with my smite.
I just don't want to like skip my camps cuz I hate doing that
Keep playing me bro
That's probably on me.
I should have followed my pigs to the dragon.
Come here bitch, what's up MF?
It's all good.
It's not going to matter.
Yeah, I guess there I have to skip my camps.
That's on me.
I should have went with the pigs.
I have to skip my camps there.
I just, I really hate skipping my camps from you.
Bro what is happening with this Zac?
What is this champion?
What does Zac do?
I don't know why I was by Turret.
Chat, what does Zac do?
What is that deal?
Bro, Zach's late!
Yeah, I could have, I should have engaged the MF.
This is such a good gank.
I have no R.
Come here, bitch.
Come here, bitch.
Come here, bitch.
LET'S FUCKING GO!
That's huge, man!
Yeah, I'm about to dive this Zach. I mean it's such a pointless play to be honest. It's
probably better to just invade him and then like see if he shows. Yeah, diving would be
so stupid this game is fucking over with yeah we just invade Zach here
What's up Zach?
Joggle gap!
No, Malfight's ignoring the things again.
Somebody should beat the shit out of this Malfight.
Alright now I'm dead I think.
Ahhhh
TP, you fucker
Stealing my red buff, okay
Can you not? Can you not? Can you not?
Pig teammates are in their base
There's no limit to the unintelligent
Big teammates are in their base, 2v4'ing.
This is the silver classic.
I swear to God.
This is a silver classic.
The 2v4 for no reason.
Just the random 2v4.
Just the random pointless 2v4 with no objectives up or no reason.
This top laner is such a piece of shit. So is the mid laner. Thank God our bot lanes go to the
It's looking like we're getting gold today, boys.
Just come into the dragon pit.
Turn your brain off.
I know you're brain dead.
Walk into the pit.
All right, that's two dragons to one.
We can invade his bot side.
Tristana's stealing that, so I'm gonna steal her wave.
I'm gonna steal my camp,
I'll steal your wave, you pussy.
Plus one.
Diana's dude I could hover Tristana Tristana is huge I should definitely hover Tristana
oh yeah come on come on this is it
I'm gonna push this rip tarot man why not right
I think I wasted my R on the Thresh.
I think I wasted my R on the Thresh.
Also just fighting without MF is bad I think.
I think fighting without MF is bad.
Or not MF, Tristana, sorry.
You got to saying just hit the MF,
but like, she was just under turret, I don't know.
We could definitely take, we're so big,
we can get Baron whenever we want,
as long as Tristana comes.
Oh, this is one of those manic, like, split pushers.
Kill down here
Go to rush
Baron Baron Baron GG dogs get losers
5d2 with our 4v2 they come back
GG there's the silver classic the random 2v4 for no reason I told you man
Okay, Auri's backing, so we should probably back.
Could I just end the myth?
can I just end mid? bro we can end mid we can end mid and and and and and literally
just end just end and end mid
Let's fucking go!
Yes!
Three more, bro. What a start.
Woo!
Three more.
Oh my god, W Tristana that game, Jesus.
Three more.
Three fucking more.
Three more. Chad, is that as reddit?
Is that as reddit?
wins, guys. We are 42 LP away from gold. Wait, no. No, that's two. Wait, no, no, no,
no, that's two. Because I'm getting plus 21. If I get 21, 21, that's 42 exact. That's
two wins. That's two wins. That's two wins. Oh my God, guys, we are two wins off gold.
put your hand on your penis. I'm gonna go pee and then call Dante's.
you
It's time to wins away from legacy guys. Wow.
The amount of people that said I would quit on the first day too. That's insane. I'm about to reach gold.
Two wins that is actually, genuinely fucking ridiculous man seriously.
Contest.
Jinx see
Jinx it's time bro. I'm two wins out. I'm literally two away. How the fuck are we feeling right now?
Good bruh. I just got winners Q first game
My team just gap them
Okay, so I want you to do something really fast. Okay, what I
Want you to sit there make sure not in Q and I want you to have the biggest smile on your face ever right now
Because you're about to hit gold Jinxie. I
I want you to sit there, and I want you to have the biggest grin on your face ever
And then I want you to wipe it the fuck
Jinxie, are you listening to me right now?
Yes bro, what the hell was the type of shit is that dude?
I'll tell you, it's because right now the problem is that you just said we're in winners queue
You're putting the fate of you hitting gold in the hands of other people
How fucking horrible is that?
horrible is that. Share your screen right now. Load up the practice tool. I'm about to teach you how to win.
That is the most disgusting thing ever. Yeah, that is disgusting.
Yo, do you see the screen?
Yep. All right. Open practice tool. Today, Genesee, we're going to teach you not just how to be a gold player,
because gold is pretty much guaranteed at this point.
Today, I'm going to teach you how to become a platinum player.
And it all starts with two things. What do you think those two things are?
are what well I asked you what do you think they are well I know what it is
but I just want to see if you know okay well I want to know if you know what it
is before I tell you what it is because then you might not know but then you
know because I know okay I don't know I was just trying to I was trying to get
you on that okay listen the two things they need to learn are firstly camera
control and secondly accountability. So I'm gonna teach you the two hardest
skills as a League of Legends player to have. Dude, that second one's gonna be hard though.
That second one's gonna be hard. I know, but Jinxie, listen, I'll explain why it's
so important, okay? But no, you're not even that accountable, bro. You always blame
your team, Dante. Yeah, Jinxie, I'm not accountable. Yeah, but Jinxie, that's why I'm
shit stuck in Masters. You need to not follow in my footsteps because of that.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Like, Jinxie, do you, like, think of it this way, okay?
Would you want to sit there right now and be bronze three?
I'd rather literally jump in front of a truck.
What if I told you that that's unironically how far you'd be holding yourself back in
terms of accountability?
If you started taking accountability in literally one month, you would be emerald.
Do you understand what I'm telling you right now?
Yes.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
want to do is I want to teach you camera control. So Jinxie, I want you right now to go to the
inner turret.
Show me what's happening at the inner turret.
There's a wave.
Okay, now do you see what the problem is with what you're doing?
No.
Okay, so let me explain it to you. Right now you're in a very weird position with
camera control because either you're having one of two extremes. You're either only
sing what's going on on your screen or your only sing what's going on on the
enemy screen do you understand yes exactly yes so what I'm gonna want you to
do is I'm gonna want you to hold escape or press escape okay now click where it
says game or a camera camera versus camera okay okay you see what says
camera mode click it oh the music is so good in here okay I want you to click
dynamic camera all right good let's say no whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa so
now Jin see move your mouse to the upper right corner of the screen do you
see whoa so now there are you see how now you can see a lot more yeah okay so we
have two options and it's all gonna depend on how you want to learn the game
okay only one of two ways that you're gonna want to learn either you can
learn the game and camera control like this where your camera's always kind
moving a little bit and then you can like go all that kind of stuff or I want
you to go back press escape and then click where it says click where it says
locked camera okay so now I want you to press why go to the top right corner of
your screen and then just do that and now we click why so you're gonna press
why okay go to the top right corner of your screen show me the enemy enter
it and then re-click Y. Do you see what that does? I get it. Yeah, you click Y to like
toggle the freeness of it. Exactly. So the thing is, James, see that you tell me right
now which one you like more and which one you think you would be better at using. Huh,
well this one's more clicking. Because I'll explain to you the difference. Right now,
If you learn this way, where your camera is locked and then you unlock it manually, you
will have a lot higher skill potential with it, right?
But it's going to be harder for you to learn at first.
The other way is a lot easier for you to learn at first, but it's also not as good
when it comes to the higher ranks.
So it's kind of like, do you want to sit there and make it easier now, right?
But make it side you're way better later, or do you want to make it hard now,
You're way better later. I like less good later for the first one
Well
Let me think I think what all the pro what is all the pros use free cam?
Well the pros all use free camera, right?
But the thing about this is that it requires you to like hold down a button to lock your camera to your character
Which you honestly don't need to do
How wait, how do you how do you lock? How do I lock my guy? What button?
Plus why?
I see
Bro, I feel like I should do this man. I should do whatever the pros do bro. Honestly. No, okay. So listen listen
Just so you're aware what I do is I have it on locked camera
Everybody sits on they say you have to have it on the free camera. It's not true lock cameras a lot easier to learn
But you just have to learn how to the why you have to talk exactly. Yes, you just have to learn how to toggle the Y
So that's it's a good scenario to toggle the why like you know any of those team fights where I'm like kind of peeling around
And I don't really know what's happening. Yes
Okay, so that's the reason why I wanted to teach this to you because in a lot of your games
You're gonna notice that sometimes you're gonna go in for a fight
And then you back off and then you're kind of just like looking at the fucking ground
Well, everyone dies above you and you don't know what's happening, right? Yes. Yeah, I can't be tapping
I got that okay, okay, so I want this I could definitely learn this okay, so press escape press escape
And then you can I go back to lock hammer for a second
Okay, so now the way that you're gonna do it is I want you to hover over your mini map
You see the enemy enter turret. Yep, okay, you're gonna hover over it, but you're not gonna click anything, okay?
Okay, hover over the enemy enter turret.
No, no, no, on your mini map, on your mini map.
Okay, press Y again, just press Y.
Okay, no, no, okay, so Jinxie, hover your mouse over the,
okay, that's the outer turret.
Hover over the enemy's second turret, right?
Yes, sir, and now let it go.
You're not, you're the worst explainer ever!
I thought you know what an air tight I was.
No, who does that fall on?
Alex, why?
Jamesy, what does inner mean?
Okay, so I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
So what do you want me to do with this?
Okay, so now what I'm gonna want you to do
is before you click over there,
I want you to do something where you press Y
and then you insta-click it at the same time.
And then you repress Y.
Right?
Do it again.
Do it again.
So now I want you to do it five more times.
So now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna give you commands
on the mini-map of different things I want you to go to.
And what you're gonna do is you're gonna go to those
things for one second, snap back.
Are you ready?
We're doing an exercise.
Yo, is there like AI people in my stream, by the way?
What- what is- I'm not- it's just a past two days.
Is this guy AI?
I know.
That was nuts, for real.
Let's go.
Let's go!
This is hype.
Yo, this is fucking AI.
I noticed this yesterday.
There is literal fucking bots in here.
What is this?
That was wild good stuff.
W gameplay, let's get it.
That was pretty lit. Yo, there are fucking AI people in here
Well, I'm not even kidding when I say I've actually been getting those two. I noticed it yet
So Jinxie, are you ready to do the exercise? Yeah, so why okay? Why time why?
Yep
So enemy and or turret go
Okay dragon
Grubs. Wait, so not this. For me to learn, I need to understand the benefit of this. So what is the benefit of this?
So let me explain, let me explain.
You know how sometimes when you're ganking,
what's gonna happen on your screen is that you're gonna see people are low and then you're gonna go to ward some,
but then you don't know where your character is.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
So the benefit of doing this is so that we can always have information on everything
Where our character is where our pathing is where the enemy is going and all this stuff at the same time now
I want you to also do something press Y
And then move your camera around like a just move your no no move your mouse around like around the edge of your screen
Not on the minimap around the edge of your screen
Like you see how this is slow? Yeah, okay, press escape
Go to camera move speed mouse put it up to 65 or 75 go 75
Yep, okay, and now do it
Wait quite good. Yep way quicker
So Jin see what you're gonna have to start doing and your games actively right is you're going to have to do
Either this right where you're pressing while you're unlocking and you're just hovering over a land or
Or you're pressing Y, clicking on the map, and then afterwards retapping it to your character.
So again, we're going to do the X exercise one more time. Are you ready?
So the point of this is so you just have more vision of the map, basically?
Yes, so that you're constantly aware. Because think of it like this, okay?
Jynxie, imagine you're a school monitor in a playground, right?
Got it.
And you have to defend the school children against the weirdos that are creeping outside the school grounds, okay?
Okay, right now the problem is that it's like when you're looking around and you're trying to like see what's going on with the kids
When you're looking at one of the kids
You're staring at them for two minutes, and you don't see what's happening anywhere around you
So when you actually get better at camera control, it's like every time
Something goes on you swivel your head around after so that you can keep your eyes on because let's be real
Jinxy do you want the school children to get abducted by weirdos?
No
Right and just the same exact way we do not want our games to be lost because we have a lack of information
And the only way to fix that is with camera control. Do you understand? Yes, sir?
Okay, so now we're gonna do the exercise Jynxie. It's gonna be spitfire. So I'm gonna want you to lock in okay?
Press Y keep your camera locked at first. Okay, so now dragon
Mitter it
Grubs
Talk to it. Dragon. Red buff. You're red buff. Okay. Okay, now let's try it a little differently.
Now when I got this one, yes, it's getting good. But now, Jinx, see, that's one part of it.
Do you remember what the other part of moving your camera was that I just showed you three seconds ago?
Yes, okay. So now what we're gonna do is I'm gonna tell you to go somewhere with your with your mouse
And then the second you reach that destination you instantly click why and you get back. Are you ready?
Okay, okay, okay dragon
Go somewhere go there go there. No, no, no sit back mid
You're gonna go there with your camera
So you're gonna unlock your camera by pressing y you're gonna go to the dragon and then you're gonna snap back the second
you get there okay yes I understand that but you said go there I yeah but I
meant like with your camera okay yeah I'm ready okay three two one dragon
stop you want to move with your mouse not by clicking on the mini map okay
okay got it yeah okay because think of it this way bro imagine you're about to
sit there and you're about to go for a fight, right?
Bro, I'm getting like invaded by bots!
I can't focus!
What the fuck is this?
Can't look away. Wow, that's an intense game.
OMG, this is so cool. Wow, nice shot.
I'm not even shooting a gun right now.
Like, bro, what the fuck is this?
Jamesy, every time you address it,
it just makes the people in your chat that want to troll you
start doing it as well okay yeah yeah okay so jinx are you ready sit mid stop
moving your character okay okay okay so now dragon
yo yo ask why what the fuck you're saying to stand still you're gonna stand
see jinxie I I said it three times you are supposed to only go to the edge of
your screen with your mouse and move it with like no I understand okay now yes
yes yes so no no stop okay Jinxy bro yeah no no no hey hey hey hey you might
have the explanation skills of like a homeless guy on heroin brother what are
you saying to do right now what the fuck okay okay wait okay listen are you
saying a move there using the edge of my screen only yes yes so instead of
teleporting by clicking I only want you to run there with your mouse do you
understand yes okay so now I advise is acting like a AI high-vives high-vives is
acting like a fucking AI yo high-vives get your fucking shit together bro like
what is this chat okay don't test I'm not moving there with my person right I'm
with my camera yes but you're not clicking on the mini map you're just
going there by like hovering the edge of your screen do you understand I
understand so you're basically saying to move my camera without my mini-map got
it so yes okay so yes good okay so now I'm gonna give you commands that the
second I tell you to go somewhere what you're gonna do okay is you're gonna go
to that the second you arrive at your destination you snap back I give you
another command ready got to go yeah yeah go dragon
Okay, so, now, Jinxie, don't forget, it's cardinal points.
So if you know where you want to go, like, you can look at your minimap to see where you
should hover the box.
Because you see that box around your character on your minimap?
Yes.
That is the encapsulation of what you see on your screen.
Do you understand?
Yes.
So if you wanted to go, yeah, exactly.
So if you wanted to go like diagonal, you need to put your mouse in the corner of the screen.
Okay?
Okay.
So let's try again.
Dragon.
Okay.
So Jinxie, you see the corner of your screen.
But there's things like driving a semi truck.
Jesus.
I know.
I know it's hard.
Okay.
Just re-click Y for a second.
Re-click Y.
So I'll give you the trick.
Okay.
Let me share my screen.
Okay, I'll make my cursor as big as possible, and I'll show you how I do it. Okay, so you can learn are you ready?
Yeah
Okay, so let me show you I'm in your stream. All right good. So now we're gonna go training practice tool. Okay
Just wait for a second
All right, hold on listen jackass yo, I was listening dickface. I can't just instantly do a hard mechanic right away
I'm not gone
Okay, I was listening you dickface Jinxie you just got baited by an AI
Okay, okay, so what so if you were to tell me go to dragon, okay?
If I want to go here what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go to the corner of my screen
And then if I want to go more down, I'm gonna hover it slightly like here. Let me show you
Okay, look
You see my cursor, right? Yeah. Okay, so if you tell me go dragon
I'm instantly going to the corner of my screen. Do you see?
Yes, and then if I want to make it so that I like go up or down
Then you just go a little bit to the edge over here like this, right?
Or if you want to go bit up boom you say I'm getting up. Yeah
So any time you want to move your camera a lot of the time you're not gonna move it like this or like this
You're always gonna move it
Kind of like in sweeping formations. You see I'm getting out. Yep sweeping formations
First starting from the corner, okay?
So how it's gonna look like is let's say we I said I'm like
Baron right dragon red buff red buff blue buff grump
Gromp, Inner Turret, Nexus, you see? Or Dragon. Blue. Red. Blue. Do you see what I'm kind of
getting at for the game control now? Yeah. Okay. So now what we're going to do is we're
going to try it with you again. Are you ready? Yeah, I also don't think this is going to
be something where I'm instantly going to be able to learn this. Whoa, infinite loop.
I think you're going to learn it instantly either, okay? But what I think is going
to happen is I think that the second you do and the second you start making improvements
towards it is the second that you're going to go from the skill level you're at right
now to the next level because realistically right now your biggest issue is your camera
control okay.
Well yeah but also like I didn't even know I could do this before like I didn't know
I could click why and-
I know I know and Jinxie that's why I'm saying like imagine this imagine this this
This is why I'm telling you that you're unironically a prodigy at the level of Faker back in like
2005.
Because the thing is, Jinx, that you have to understand, is that it's like you were going
into battle and you weren't even wearing armor.
And you still got to a point where you were killing everybody with only a rusty stick.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Like Jinx, I want you to think about that for a second.
I wanted to just close your eyes while I glaze you and imagine mentally jerking off to the words that are coming out of my mouth, okay?
Okay, you were literally sitting there Jinxie not knowing anything about the game with horrible mechanics
And you managed to get bronze from iron then to get to silver
You didn't know anything about giving objectives or anything like that
The only thing you did was folk here and you saw hit it and now hitting gold
You don't even know anything about the camera and you're doing it
It's literally like I'm throwing you into the wilderness and it's minus a thousand degrees outside in Siberia
And the only thing you have are two socks on your feet and one around your dong
And you're surviving through the winter. Do you understand how insane this is?
Yes, bro. This is crazy
Okay, do you know the amount of people that told me that I would quit league in a day?
Yep.
Do you know the amount of people that said I would never even get out of iron?
Mm-hmm.
Do you know the amount of people that said I'm fat?
Yeah, but they were valid with that.
Okay.
Well, now I'm about to be gold, bro, in about an hour here.
Yep.
So that's why.
Are you ready for the exercise?
Yes, bro.
I'm ready.
Okay.
So you're going to only move your camera with your mouse, not with the mini-map
click.
I'm going to give you the commands. Three, two, one. Baron.
Okay. Dragon.
Okay. Your blue buff.
What happened? Oh God. Sorry.
What's happening? Your blue buff. Fast. Oh God.
Okay. This is going to be hard. Okay. So let me explain it to you now.
Jinxie, I want you to use every single neuron that you have in your brain by now.
I want you to think of what the answer to this question is.
Go again.
No, no, not yet.
Because I'm going to give you the answer to a question or the question right now.
And if you give me the right answer first try, it means that, unironically, I should
you know when I say this, you are the greatest League of Legends player, even including
Faker.
Are you ready to listen to this question?
Okay. When do you think you should click on the map versus when you scroll there manually with your mouse?
When...
Wait, what was your question?
So, there are two ways that you can move your camera, right?
First one is clicking on the mini-map.
Second one is moving there with your mouse.
when like what do you think is the one factor that decides whether you should
click somewhere or whether you should just move there when it's far away
yo is Bernard listening to you right now no did Bernard just give you that answer
No, I read my chat
Okay, so yes, so that is right it is a hundred percent time depending on how far it is
Okay, so if I were to tell you right now, I want you to look ball lane. What would you do?
Okay, now if I tell you to look at the enemy Raptors, what would you do?
That's a blue buff
Those are wolves.
Okay, but we'll like, no, go back to your character.
Imagine I tell you right now, look at the enemy wrappers.
Yes! God! God! God! Nice! Okay, so let's try it again.
Wait, that's kind of OP if auto-cancels when you tap Y. Damn!
Yes! So that's why, Jinxie, imagine now when you're going to be in fights
and you're confused about what's happening,
and then you can just press Y, see what's happening,
And decide if you want to go back in or not do you understand bro? That's so good. I'm actually going to use this for team fights
Yeah, you have to bro. You you literally have to but I don't know if I'm instantly gonna like be able to do it
But I'm dead like now that I know to do it. I'm gonna be clicking why all the time. Yep. That's good
Okay, so now Jinxie now that we learned this you can exit out. Okay. Thank you, bro. I got you
But now Jinxie you're gonna hate me
Why bro? What?
Because I'm about to tell you something that you need to hear. Are you ready? What?
Right now if Jinxie goes against a thousand
Accountabilities or even a thousand Jinxies go against one accountability
Jinxie will always win. What if you want to if you want to ascend as a league player it needs to be
Even one accountability versus a thousand Jinxies the accountability wins. Do you understand what I mean?
bro don't test but I'm like your student and every time I see you play you don't
take accountability for anything bro I know but jimsy jimsy what's my advice is
this bro you're not even accountable jimsy let me ask you advice that you
don't do okay okay okay let me ask you a question let me ask you a question
let me ask your question I imagine you go to a dojo but why do you start and
Why are you pacing?
Okay, listen, Tracy, imagine you go to a dojo, okay?
And at the dojo, you're getting trained by the sensei, right?
Yes.
And the sensei is teaching you karate, correct?
Yes.
Okay.
Imagine one day you sit there and you walk in and that sensei is fucking his own ass
with a 35-inch Bad Dragon BBC dildo, okay?
Okay, yes.
Just because the sensei was really good at karate,
do you wanna do everything he does
and also start fucking your ass with the Bad Dragon dildo?
No.
Exactly.
So that's why, Jynxie, you have to understand that
even though I am your coach,
sometimes it's just not worth it
to mimic everything that I do.
And it's also because you don't deserve to blame your team because
Jinxie, you are silver.
Do you understand?
Hey, what's that asshole?
I'm almost.
No, it's okay.
It's called you fucker.
All right.
Let me show you something.
Are you ready to get fucking brutalized?
Yes, bro.
Okay.
Watch this.
You're almost gold, huh?
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, that's that's great.
Right.
It's good progress.
Okay.
There are 916,857 players better than you right now.
What the fuck do I give a shit if you are almost gold?
What do you care if you are almost gold?
If there are almost a million players in NA alone that are better than you,
what the fuck does you being almost gold matter?
God you're smart as fuck dude Jesus look Jinxie you have to understand I'll make you a deal
right now are you listening yes okay this is my current ladder rank okay bro there's
a thousand players better than you come on yes but I'll make you a deal Jinxie when you
get to a point where you are 10 times below me, right?
And there are 11,000 players that are better than you,
only 11,000, then you will unlock blaming your team again.
But for now, we're putting it in a chess city cage
and we're throwing the key in the ocean.
Do you understand?
So basically, just so I understand,
I'm not allowed to blame my team for a single second ever
until I'm top 11,000.
Exactly, because, Jamesy, think of it this way, okay?
You need to view League of Legends like a toxic relationship that the only way you can win
is gaslighting yourself into you being the issue every time.
You need to be the kind of guy that gets home from work, and your wife starts punching
you in the face and beating you, and you tell her, I'm sorry baby, I should have
worked 13 hours instead of 12.
You should be the kind of guy that goes to your parent's house and you give
them a $5,000 coffee machine and they spit in your face and start beating you and you
tell them I'm sorry I should have spent $10,000 on a coffee machine. You need to be the kind
of guy that goes to school and has your teacher literally punch you in the stomach and kick
you in the head in front of your class because you only got a $99 on your test and then
you say I'm sorry it should have been a $100. Because Jinxie, you are the common
denominator in all your games and the only way that you can actually sit there
and become better than everybody else is for you to take more blame than anyone else,
which forces you to improve on everything else better than everyone else. Do you understand?
So basically, no matter what happens, I will always blame myself, no matter what.
Yes, like Jinxie, I want you to sit there and I want you to think of the most disgusting
ways ever to do it. I want you to sit there at one point and I want you to have an
I went 20 bot lane, okay?
And then at one point you get your smite
or your Scuttle stolen by the enemy Kindred
that smited it.
And I wanted to say that the only reason why you lost
was because you missed the smite on the crab.
Got it.
Jinxie, what if I told you that with that mindset,
that was the mindset that made me hit top 30 Korea?
That was the mindset that made me hit like top 100 EU.
It was the mindset that made me hit like
Top 50 in NA.
Okay, because what if my teammate walks into a turret?
Then you say it's your fault for even being in a position and an elo where
you're discussing teammate could do that anyways, and you force yourself to find
anything you could do better.
Like, I, Jinx, you don't understand your entire team could sit there,
start calling you slurs and AFK at level one.
And I wanted to say it's your fault because you didn't clear one
second faster than you should have.
You need to always be the problem. Do you understand? Yes, bro. Okay beautiful. Are you ready to queue?
Yes, I am ready. The question is are you ready? Yes, I'm gonna tinkle really quick and then I need two wins for gold
That's it bro. BRB kitten. All right, let's do it
All right guys be honest with me if Jinxie learns the art of accountability and he also learns the art of camera control
What rank do you guys realistically think? Everyone watching right now, he could hit in one month's time, grinding every day.
If you guys had to give a random guess.
Gold, Gold 2, platform, Emerald, Gold, Emerald, you know what I think is going to motivate
jingsy more than anything. He loves Faker, right? So what if we show him the video?
I know what we're gonna do. We're gonna show him the video of Faker after he lost
worlds where even though he was the greatest player ever he's still blamed
himself for the loss that's what we're gonna have to do
wasn't on worlds it was lck but what it doesn't matter if it was worlds or lck
it shows that even the greatest person the greatest League of Legends player
ever look yo the ghost back okay jane see I want I want you to see something
right now before we continue what let me see open my screen share yep I'm in okay
this is faker right yes do you think faker is one of if not the greatest
players on the planet yes do you think faker is probably better than almost
almost every one of his teammates on this team.
Yes.
Okay.
Now, Jinxie, let me ask you a question.
After Faker, Faker lost the game at LCK finals
and didn't win the championship,
do you think that Faker blamed his team for the loss?
Yes.
No.
So I'm not gonna actually show the video, right?
because it's one where it was like a moment of weakness and all that kind of stuff.
But the thing about it is that this was actually a video that went viral because after the loss,
right, you know, I haven't turned off, but after the loss what happened was is that he
started like hitting his head, infinite loop, he started like hitting his head against like
a wall, right, because he was so angry and shit like that that he lost.
And what I'm saying is I don't want you to hit your head against the wall, but
When you want to be great or achieve greatness in any game, frustration and things like that
are going to occur.
But the second you unleash that on other people, and the second you sit there and you like
attack other people or put the blame on other people, you limit yourself and your possibility
of getting better and improving, right?
Okay.
So, so because of that, it.
Don't test. Don't test.
Okay, so because of that, if you always blame yourself for every game, you give yourself unlimited potential to climb. Do you understand?
Yes, I will literally blame myself for everything. I promise. Don't test. I will never blame my team ever again. Check. If I blame my team ever again, guys, I want you guys to literally unfollow me and report me to the FBI.
All right
That does this it I need two wins for bold bro. This is the highest LP I've ever been
And I'm gonna be honest you genuinely have a chance for it to
Bro a chance. I'm gonna get this shit bro. What?
Yeah, but Jinx you listen listen the reason why I say you have a chance for it
Right is because even though you're you're saying they're saying you're gonna get it and all this stuff at the end of the
day you still need to sit there and you still need a fucking fight for it it's
not promised to you bro it's not guaranteed it's still something that
you're gonna have to struggle for that you're gonna have to fight for and that
you're going to have to sit there and give it your all to achieve do you
understand yes sir yes a day
Jinxie I want you to think for a second your League of Legends journey
started off at a time where you were placed in silver and in the span of one
day you deranged after losing eight in a row and then you got permanently banned
because you bought the account then you started from the ground up from iron
and just and you climbed all the way up to bronze and then all the way up to
silver and when you were on the cusp of gold you got reset your rank back down to mid bronze
because riot didn't like the fact that you're doing with your brother and now you were able
to reclaim silver and you're about to hit your all-time peak rank ever before.
Have you like the maples riot?
So Jinxy, what you're going to need to do now is you're going to have to give
your energy and you're all, every single one of these games.
I want you to apply everything that you have learned,
everything that has made progress in your mind,
every single game.
Ah!
Got it, I'm about to be gold, bro.
Let's fucking go!
Stop!
Stop!
What?
You mother fucker, what?
Listen, you should not be excited at the fact that you're going to be gold or that
you think you have it down packed.
You should be excited at the fact that you have a chance to give your everything on this
game and set yourself up for next game to finally achieve it.
Never get excited over the idea of accomplishing something.
Get excited at the idea that you can give effort towards that accomplishment.
Do you understand?
Get excited about effort?
Yes, because Jinxie, whether you get it or you don't, you have no control.
If everyone DCs one minute in, you can't handle that.
You can't control that, right?
But what you can control is what you can do.
So that's why you always want to focus on the things that you can influence.
And what you can influence is in your rank, but it's your effort towards getting that
rank.
Do you understand?
Yes.
So it's like the quarter of the day.
Focus on what you can control, not what you can't.
Exactly.
And what you can control is always your effort, always.
It's never the end result.
So that's what we're going to focus on.
We're going to focus on the fact that right now, why does nobody play the game?
They just queue and then leave.
Why does everybody all this shit is so annoying?
Oh my God.
Why do these cocksuckers do this?
I don't understand.
Bro, what's wrong with the people that play this game?
Okay.
Listen, what if I told you that one day when you had masters, if people dodged
They get minus 30 LP and they get 30 minute Q lockouts
Thank fuck that needs to happen. Yep. So all you have to do if you don't want to see this anymore
Jinxie, what can you control? What should you do? I can control my effort. I can control my effort
But God these remakes aren't knowing as fuck man
So Jinxie, this is what I'm trying to explain accountability
You are not allowed to complain because if you were master plus right now, you would not have dodges you would not
So if you're sitting there and you're fucking sober and you're having dodges
That's your fucking fault. Do you understand?
Yes, you fucking psychopath
Okay, so Jin see you already we haven't even started the game yet and you're already not taking accountability
Drop down and give me ten push-ups right fucking now
All right. I'm doing it. I
See your mouse moving do it
All right, I'm doing it
Jinxy if you don't do it. I'm gonna make it ten burpees
Bro, what is push-ups gonna help with me?
You fuck with because you need to understand that there are punishments to your actions
So I want you to do ten push-ups right now, or you're an L streamer
Okay, and count them
All right, I did it
You did two push ups going 45 degrees on your desk like okay listen
This is the last time I'm letting it slide
You're gonna unlock evil don't test if you don't give me 10 push ups right now
Half of the calls I'm gonna make this game are gonna be wrong and you're gonna lose the opportunity to gold
Give 10 push ups right now or evil don't test comes out fine. You absolutely fucking psychopath bro. You're literally a psychopath
Count!
Six, seven.
There, I did 10 push-ups.
Okay.
You psychopath, bro.
Get away from me.
So, Jynxie, this is how it's going to work, okay?
Throughout the entire game, Evil Don't Test will have the possibility to come out.
If you don't take accountability two times in a row for things that happen, then Evil
Don't test comes out. Yeah, but if what yo evil don't test
I'm about to hit gold if you give me a wrong call
I'm literally gonna leave the call fly to Canada and beat the shit out of you. I'm off of I'm two games off gold, bro
Jingsy then you better take accountability if you want gold you better apply the things I've been teaching you do you understand?
I'm laning against a silver one shavanna. It's free
So, Jingxi, let's get it done bro. Remember, anytime anything goes bad, you find a way to blame yourself. Every time that you feel like I'm planning about something, you somehow manage to ship the blame to you. I want you to be the ultimate gaslighting piece of shit, but instead of having it directed towards someone else, you direct it to you.
got it okay so now you're gonna play for talks about folk there you ready so
literally just play myself for everything every single thing the second you see
something go wrong instantly find a way to blame yourself if you go for a dragon
color team doesn't rotate it's because you didn't ping enough if you go in for a
gank and you die it's because you should have waited for your team to follow up
First if you go in for 1v1 and you die it's because you shouldn't have done that like I want you to always blame you okay
Late to my camp GD. It's my fault. I was late. Alright, so I'm gonna jot down every single accountability that you have
Okay, so we're some with one
late to camp
Wasn't on top of it right away. Okay. It might be hard to play through this
No, because James, the thing is that the more you hear about the problems that you have,
the more you hear about them.
No, that's not a good thing in the middle of a game.
Just me for someone to be saying like, you did this.
Okay, let's go.
Not bad.
I got to remember to do the 200 thing.
Get out of the small ones at 200.
Yep.
Is this good? Keep it up.
So now you keep hitting it, and then now you can do the small ones.
Good. That's all I like to see. Keep it up.
Good, clear.
Sweet.
Okay.
So, uh, what?
Yeah, they're good.
I the thing is that you shouldn't normally put a second point in yearly, but I think it's fine.
Not to like you don't do W. W.
This is what you told me to do Q. W. W.
You fucking psycho path.
Yeah, no, it's like you could do either.
But yeah, it's fine.
Like you're good. You're you told me to do that.
You mother fucker.
I can see you W. W.
So, J. C.
JXC, is that a lack of accountability I hear?
THAT'S BAD FUCKING COACHING YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Alright, that's one block of accountability.
Remember, if you do another one back to back, evil Don'tes comes out.
So let me get this straight.
I'm supposed to be accountable for not neglecting your teachings.
Yes.
Because I didn't-
What the fuck?
JXC, yes.
Because you should have said it's because I didn't read your mind.
Like you need to always make yourself the wrong doer and the issue in every single situation. Let me tell you this is good
I like the rotation
Nice you would have to go crab this is a pretty double-crab this is a double-crab because he skipped Scott to gank and then died
Yeah, okay, so now Jinx. Yeah, I wanted to look at your bonus. Yes. How much is he up?
20 what does that tell you he skipped Scott?
No, no, no, so a full clear is oh 24. He skipped
Exactly, yeah, so now I wanted to recall recall recall recall the reason why we're now running through is because
Because we have our item and then we can go here. Yeah, exactly
And it's also because we would be too late
So I want you to also buy oracle lens on this back see by this and then yeah, you see the red thing in the middle
There you go. Perfect. So do you know how the oracle lens works?
Yeah, it's like a sweeper it sweeps for mines and stuff and exactly good so Jinxie listen up, okay?
What you're gonna do now is you're gonna play top to bot full clear
You're not gonna go towards this crab because we don't know if it's up or down. Okay now
We're gonna start practicing things. I told you I want you to drone on mid
Perfect I like it good
All right top what's up in top
Now remember you want to do why click why
Alright, so this is good so far.
So we have a couple of Buds sends, let's see what's happening with them.
Okay, go towards Raptors, and now you have to see it, like click, hold, right, if LeBlanc
goes in, then we can look for it, but if not then we just farm it.
Okay, so after this stream, see, I want you to do Dragon.
Now why am I telling you to do Dragon?
the timer the timer and this timer this is winning and it's exactly so what do you
prior okay so if we have prior how do we make our team activate on the dragon
ping them exactly because having prior was step one step two is pinging them so
they go for it and if you don't say if you see they're not moving then you
ping again. Go. Your bot's not listening. I should have pinged them better. There you
go. Accountability. Nice. Should have pinged them better. So now you're back to zero. Right,
EvilDontes is dormant. Okay. Okay. So after this we can go for Krugs or we can look at
bot. So run to Krugs and then jump bot. Yeah, go Krugs. Because you still, you
you don't have ult, if you had ult you could kill her here, right?
Isn't my clear messed up though now, like perma?
Uh, kind of, but it's not really that terrible, because the thing is that if you reset right
now you can't really do anything because you don't have six anyways, right?
So getting this at least makes it so that if you gank top, then you just have to leech
one minion of exp and then you get level six.
Okay, so now don't forget buy your items, and then we're going to go to the blue.
I know, I just have to be out with tempo.
Yep, so let's show on top.
Let's run straight top
Straight up go straight up straight up straight up. Yeah, Dr. Jackson. Fly there, bro
No, no, no, you don't know someone I mean so the thing is that when you leave base
When you leave base if you stay in a lane you get something called the home guards, which makes you faster
So if you want to run straight top you don't go through the jungle going on
It's good
That's a jettler wait you just mean run through the lane
Yes, because if you run through the lane you maintain home guards if you go through the jungle the second you enter it
You lose your home guards, but in lane. It's like the middle point. Wait, so what did I go?
Which ain't see fast-fast one second before you ask. Let me ask you
Shivana was bought side earlier, right? Yeah, are you stronger than her? Yes?
What do you think she has right now? Topside? Okay, so if you want to check that I
Could clear though
You can't even get all city lost.
Like look man, look man, look man, look man,
John man, John man, what's happening there?
They're fighting.
So, Dara would have held on, sorry.
But it's okay, now take the raptors.
Take the raptors!
Yo, what do you mean mother fucker, you just got raptors for free?
How's that bad?
Just fight this, there you go.
And now, fight her and kill her.
There you fucking go!
Chew, there you go!
Mother fucker!
Fuck off!
No!
Sorry, Daddy.
Hey!
Now, don't put talks about full clear!
Let me steal this real quick.
You can take this, and then after where you're going to do that, you're going to reset.
You're going to reset, and where do you think you should path?
Shoot on me to dive to you, Ne?
Sure, may I get him?
I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Just recall.
I have so much fun.
So, GenC, let me ask you. This is going to be hard.
Where do you think you should path?
I should go probably top our bot to top. No, I can go top to top.
Yes, yes, no, stop, bot to top. You had the right end sync.
Why did you say we should go bot to top? Give me the answer.
Because now I'm going to be able to catch Shyvana on that time or every time.
No, no, no, no, no, so listen, it's because Grubbs were spawned.
But Jinx said Shyvana's on Grubbs right now. Stop, stop it in the red.
Where do you think you should go? We just saw Shyvana on Grubbs. Where should you be?
should you be right now I mean you can do it but it said now you're wasting a
lot of time right but where do you think you should be what's your next location
I mean I can invade her bot yes exactly yes yes go to a bot side you could also
maybe look a bot but press 4 press 4 because we want to know if there's
wards okay now walk to a blue to a blue there you go so there's no words they
have no idea so Jin see there the reason why we don't want to do our
red is because we're on a timer where we have to get to this blue as fast as
possible in order to secure it right yeah all three camps are up so now because
you took her red you can only take one or two camps before she comes to you so
now go for the gromp and drone bottom you could kill this yep I don't want you
to lead with our I don't want you to lead with our you're gonna hold on
sorry I have no smile it doesn't matter look I'm just back on
Chavonim fight Chavonim
Yep, this is good. Why'd he run? There you go
Doesn't matter you got this
There you go. Take the fucking way. Take the way take the way.
I'm sure Sona goes in on you. He QE. He hold QE. He hold QE
Okay, Jinzy. Okay, you have posh
No fight
This is good. This is Jedi way.
This is Jedi way!
Reset. Dude let's fucking go dude. Oh my god
Don't test let's fucking go my boy. Oh my god now. I'm gonna see top to bottom to drag right?
Exactly. Yes, why top to bottom to try?
Bro it's looking so good. I'm gonna kill the onay or no, no, no fucking I want to be on dry
I don't have to right now. Yeah
He's backing to I have no are as well
Okay, so J.C. What do you think I'm gonna criticize you for on the truth song?
Probably should have flashed on to her right and just immediately fucked her up not even you could have we just walked out
Her he helped you and then if she double you so we're jumps away
Then you flashed on her but you always want to lead with your abilities that aren't fast you understand got it. Yep. Yes, sir
Okay, but that is the max you're gonna do it bro
Skip this quadrant and go to drag here skip this
No, okay
So why would I explain it to you?
No, you explain it to me.
She is showing.
She is showing exactly. She is on on Dragon.
Kind of. She is lurking by it.
She is lurking. So maybe after Raptors we should check, right?
But it's like we knew she wasn't on it initially.
So we didn't have to check. Do you understand?
Definitely gank her, right? We can't then do it.
Yep. Let's look for it. Let's look for something about this. Looks good.
Now, Jinxie, jump. Jump.
Show us what's happening. They are coming in.
Now look. See, this is the problem.
You're gonna ult him, just chasing him off.
Okay, so Jinxie, what was the problem they're talking about?
Um, I was late to the fight.
No, it's the fact that while you were droning the fight,
you didn't know where your character was,
so you didn't take the fastest angle to cut them off.
Do you understand?
Yes.
So there's a perfect example of you should have just pressed Y,
moved your camera to the side, seen what's going on,
then you walk through the tri-bush, you get two kills for free,
And you don't even have to ult.
Do you understand?
Yes, sir. Sorry.
It's okay. Listen.
Jinxie, so far your performance has been great.
I'm not going to criticize it too much.
Leblanc.
You actually killed that, right?
Easily. But first we're doing this.
No, no, no.
We don't care about the little abomb.
Smite this and then crack her head. Go.
Ha ha ha!
Don't...
Hey, JD's hungry! JD's hungry!
Okay, so now Jinxie, wait in this bush.
Wait in this question and just don't move.
Okay, so you see all their blinds moving up?
Press 4, press 4, press 4, press 4.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Okay, this is one. Keep fighting.
Oh, for Star-N-R.
It's okay, now what you're gonna do is you're gonna recall.
Press 4 and recall.
Press 4 and recall.
So why don't I tell you?
You could always see if there's a water in the smoke.
Yes, exactly.
That's smart. Always do over the back, eh?
Yep, so Jinxie, hold Tab.
What boost do you think you should get this game?
Merktrad, sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Okay. Now, now, PopQuiz, why do you think you should get Merktrad's?
Because they have Tristana and Seraph, they have like a much of CC bullshit.
Yep, exactly. So, you got Merktrad's stuff, that's not shit.
Yeah, go straight top, straight top. This is good.
Gotcha, so underleveled.
Yep, so go for it.
Go, remember, Joan, Joan, we're going now.
Now, go in. This is good.
Don't use R yet. You don't know
No, oh, sorry
That's okay. You can chase chase and swipe swipe for the fade away. It's my favorite. There you go
That's a fucking jitty. Okay, so our Jinxie and better popside
Why am I telling you to invade her because we know she skipped cuz she ganked and she's in base respawning
So we have a free so now Jinxie press for press for and walk to the edge of this club wall
Okay, because when you have your for active it shows up there are jungle camps on the other side of the wall
So now go for that, so you can clone with your lens, Loki.
Yes, exactly. You can see what cams are up with your lens, exactly.
Okay, so now that's gone.
So imagine you would have used your 4 while you were running past these Krugs, right?
You wouldn't have had to do that there.
Yes.
Okay, so now you're going to go for this, and then you're good.
I'm still ahead of the Shyvana, this is a fucking jungle gap, bitch!
It's great so far, it's great so far, but we still want to focus up, okay?
Because we need to give this our everything, do you understand?
Yes sir.
Okay, so now, you're going to go for the wolves.
Now Jinxie, talk to me.
What is on the map that you want to do?
Rift Herald and 20.
Rift Herald.
Now, why is it Rift Herald?
What mid-game fundamental did I teach you?
Well, it's Rift because we did Grubs.
Oh yeah, but what I'm getting at is that it's Ulse, right?
Do you remember Ulse?
Yes.
Objectives, Laning, Counter-Objectives.
So that's why when it's Ulse, so when it's Ulse, the
The thing is that you always want to sit there, and you always want to get the objective.
So objectives are your number one priority.
So now recall, we're going to look on it.
Merchant's right.
Yep, Merchant's, and then after we're going to go Titanic does something.
Top 1 NA, bro.
Easily.
Okay, so now you're going to get this Herald.
Now Jinxy, let me ask you a question.
Remember Olsi?
Yes.
What do you think you should do after this Rift Herald?
Wait, they've ordered me.
That's fine.
I should invade this right here.
Yes!
Yes!
Exactly, yes.
Because think of it like, no, no, keep doing this.
They can't do shit to you, bro.
Like, I don't want you to be scared anymore.
You're the big, bad fucking wolf.
Go for the Rift Herald.
Go for it, bro.
Go for it!
Let's go
Don't are oh oh nice. Okay. Nice. She's bad. All right because the thing is up a bronc and like teleport back
So if she was good, she would have ought to die. Okay, so now we back off
Okay, and
Look up so now look see now you should be joining you should be seeing this and you should be walking there
Do you understand now? Why camera control is huge? Yeah? Yeah?
Okay, but now it's okay. We're gonna get the blue after blue. We're gonna go for the crab and then back track
Exactly, well, you don't even have to back because there's nothing to really buy so you can just go crab and then afterwards dragon. Okay, got it. Yep
It's not my job because I'm big I need to be on every objective exactly so now go that dragon you don't have to reset
Ping my team, let him know.
Jynxy, when you're in positions like this, I want you to imagine that it's like you're
literally King Kong.
Do you think King Kong gives a fuck when there are little guys with AR-15 shooting him?
That's supposed to be an oracle land.
That's fine, that's fine, just say you're dragon.
But do you think that King Kong carries when little infantrymen are shooting him
with AR-15s?
No, he just fucking cuts there at all.
Exactly.
So when you're this fed, I want you to take that same big dick energy into this
game.
Okay, so now walk mid, walk mid, walk mid because you already placed the Held, so we want to walk with the Held so we can get as much as we can from it.
Okay, remember, you don't have to use your E there, Jengze.
No, keep going, keep going!
There's a turret there, I gotta wait.
No, you don't have to wait!
Okay, well, no.
Okay, back up, not back up.
Okay, so Jengze, what was the issue there?
Bro, I don't even...
I don't know. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna give away a shutdown.
How do we even know, dude? I don't even know.
Why did you flash?
I don't wanna die.
Alright, that's fine.
Okay.
I want you to look on the red buff.
Enemy red, enemy red, enemy red.
I have 2,000 gold, though.
I don't give a fuck.
That's a red buff for you.
I did the Oracle line start that.
I can kill the buff.
Now walk to over the clubs because okay, so you see that little wall that yes there so in the future
What you're gonna do is when you have the Oracle lens you walk there, and it's gonna give you a red outline at the plug
So that
Yeah, just go just go just go it's a bond. I know she's weird just chase just chase it
It's okay, just keep going you got this
No, no, no, that's, that's her clone, okay, just her golf.
Whoa, what the fuck is this bitch on?
Okay, so, Jynxie, whose fault is it that you don't know what LeBlanc does?
Mine, because I don't play A-Ram.
Exactly.
There you go.
So, instead of getting mad at LeBlanc's doing all this bullshit, get mad at yourself
that you don't take improvement seriously enough to sit in practice for literally
30 seconds with different champs a day to learn what they do.
Do you understand?
Yes sir.
Okay, so now you're going to look on this crab.
After the crab, Baron's spawning soon.
We want to get that, right?
Yeah.
I'm definitely big enough to get Baron.
Yeah, you can also look mid.
Remember, you should be droning at this point, right?
Like drone.
And then at this point, because of the help pose,
so yeah, you could look for the young, this is easy.
And remember, when you're going in,
you want to press Y,
your camera and then move it like now you should be moving it up move it up you see
where he is right up up up you up okay there so now you get up for the arm there you go
good shit alright so now it's back up and I'm gonna come to ref help I have not that
help but the bad good bro you're not very uplifting bro honestly okay let me ask you
your question. Do you want somebody that's going to yes man you and be happy
for you when you hit bold or somebody that's going to push you all the way to
challenge her. Somebody that's going to push me to challenge her. Exactly. So the
thing is, Jinxie, that what I, like the reason why I'm not uplifting, do you want
me to give you the real answer? Yeah. It's because I think that right now with
how you're playing, you should genuinely be like Emerald. And in these little
shit low silver shitty gold mobbies or you should you really be happy if you
win no because your skill level is genuinely so much higher than all these
shit-stained players that you should not feel happy when you win you should feel
angry that you're not winning games that actually matter because you're not
playing in the elo you deserve do you understand me yes so that's why Jin
see it's like I used to be happy for you right when you would win games and
like iron bronze over and you would be at that level because it's like
good job. But now, JC, look at how you're playing. Look at your consistency. Look at the fact that
even Tyler1 was glazing you in the recent ranked 5s. And think to yourself, should we really be
happy for you about a win in gold? THINK ABOUT IT! No! Exactly. So, no, let's get our, let's get
the bot turret. You see where the wave is falling? You should be looking at your mini map.
If it's right up to the tower, then we can start hitting that turret.
Okay, now you can look for the Z-Rap.
So Jinxy, here, you should be like, there you go, so now go, walk up, do something.
Like, this is the point of the game, where-
Well, I've never done this before, this is so hard.
I know, I know, but it's something you're gonna learn.
But there, for example, Jinxy, they were so close that what do you think you should
have done?
Just kill them.
No, no, you should have moved your camera with your mouse at the edge of your screen.
you would have seen everything going on right that's so hard to do bro i'm not gonna lie
i know it is i know it is but it's something that you're gonna have to learn if you want
to hit challenger okay so now it's okay we can high end yep easily
now plus he saw fighting don't be fucking scared
If they go in on you, you kill them.
And no mana.
It's okay.
So there are for example in situations like that, even if you are gonna die, it's the thing where it's like you might as well just fight till the end because as more it can happen, right?
Yep.
Okay, so now, on respawn, Jinxie, I want you to press Tab.
What do you see?
Um, I'm 9 and 1.
No, no, no. The first thing you should see is the fact that you have three dragons and
you're exactly about to get sold. So that's why, when you're in positions like this, right,
the right call would have been when you're in their base and when you're in Lomanna,
you back off, you reset, and then you look dragon out of base. Do you understand?
I'm not going to lie, that's what I probably would have done.
Hey, yes, good. But what I'm saying is that I want you in cases like that to
assert yourself you need to start asserting yourself against me because it's like that call you made in the one ranked lives game
We have done where you said I want to back off and let's do Baron like I want you to like these are high-level calls that you're aware of
Right that you should just be actively making and it should be almost like second nature. You understand yes
Okay, so now what I'm gonna want you to do is now you just wait for your team
Should we really walk up solo when if we would exactly you don't have to
It's not just wait.
Get...
I said 5 minutes in chat.
Get...
Communication, it's nice.
Should I take that dirt with them or not?
No, you don't have to. You can pressure this.
Don't look for this, don't look for this. You want to play around the tower.
Yeah.
Because now if you look at them and you map, right?
The reason why you're walking up and you're not hitting the tower
is because you just being here
Forces three people on the enemy team to just walk up because they're scared
So now your Brux is getting it for free, but if you sit there and you're like just hot and try it exactly
You're having presence. That's what you want. Okay, so now jinx you're gonna stop the engage. I wins the game if they walk up to post
I want to insin on it. It's an honor. It's an honor. That's your up. It's an honor on them on them on them on them are
I'm asserting myself against you
Okay, not bad. See, so like going for that two is fine, right? Also going for the R is fine.
Both of these are good calls to make, and guess what?
I'm one-man off gold?
You're one-man off fucking gold, baby.
Bro, what if that was double LP, bro?
Uh... I doubt it.
Okay, one more win?
One more win. Oh my god.
Oh my God, bro. One more win.
Okay, I want you to be honest with me. Okay, and now just speak from the heart. How does it feel that you're one went off?
Dude, you don't even understand, bro. League of Legends has been the hardest.
Whoa, who is that?
League of Legends has been like probably the most humbling game I ever played in my life
when I was just in Iron, getting passed around like a wet blunt.
But now, bro, I'm about to be Iron, Bronze, Silver, Gold the fourth rank in the game, dude.
And then I'm going to be honest, like maybe I'm a delusional League player, but bro,
like when I play against Gold, I gap them.
Like I just think I'm going to fly through Gold to be honest.
I don't think gold is going to take that long.
GenC, I'm not kidding when I say the only thing about your gameplay right now that I
generally look at and that concerns me when it comes to your skill level is the fact that
your camera control is bad in the mid to late game and it makes it so that you're very
clueless and lost in fights.
If you fix that and only that, I shit you not when I tell you that you could
genuinely be at an easily platinum or even emerald level it's gonna like I think
what's gonna help you a lot too is you should also in your free time at night
whatever it is when you're playing league I want you to search up things like
challenge your warwick right or hide the warwick and see how they move how
they click how they pass because stuff like this is also gonna be good for
you because you're passively gonna absorb what your game should look like
do you understand?
Yes sir.
This is the gold game, this is the gold game and this is the moment where you can show
everybody that laughed at you when you were iron and you told them you'd get bronze,
that laughed at you when you were bronze and told them you could get silver, that laughed
at you when you were silver and told them you could get gold and this is your moment
to show them that you've laughed at me throughout this entire journey so far, and I know you're
going to laugh at me as it continues, but they're not going to be laughing anymore when there's
no other thing for them to doubt.
Because Jinxly, when you hit gold after this game, they're going to tell you you won't
hit Platinum.
When you hit Platinum, they'll tell you you won't hit Emerald.
When you hit Emerald, they'll tell you Diamond is going to be your limit, and
And when you hit diamond, they're going to gaze on in wonder thinking how is he going
to be masters.
And there's going to come a time one day, Jinxie, where you sit there and you are challenger.
Do you understand me?
Yes, sir.
My team banned Yi and they banned Warwick, so I have to go do the poem.
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, I wanted you to listen to me.
Because right now, you have the chance to do the most insane thing ever.
And it would genuinely fill me with such joy if you did.
Are you ready?
You're going to want me to first time a champion for my gold game.
Okay.
Now, kind of, yes, but think, which champion do you think I'm going to want you to lock
in here?
Well, it's going to be a first time, so I don't even know who.
Jinxie, I want you to lock in Hecrim this game.
No, dude.
You motherfucker.
Jinxie, listen to me.
No, no.
I'm not doing that.
say no before you say no. I'm telling you the champion is simple. You could do it. I
genuinely think you could do it. And if you actually lock in Hecarim, he is legitimately
the playstyle of all the champions you love. He is legitimately that. And I could give
you insight on this champion unlike any other one. Like this could, Jinxie, at the end
of the day it's your choice. You could go Wukong or you could go Hecarim. But I'm
I'm telling you, I think if you locked in Hecarim here, it would be, first off, a good
game for it.
And secondly, you might actually unlock a new lab.
So it's your choice.
Bro, it's my gold game, though, man.
I know.
Hecarim since day one of the game.
I know.
But, Jinxie, that's what I'm telling you.
I genuinely think you could do it.
And I promise you, I won't give you...
What do I do?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
the rooms it's fucking time baby I'll go the third one third one yes exactly good
all right Jinxy it is time for you to channel your coach! are you ready?
yo this is so disgusting I haven't played Hecarim since day one I know but
Jinxy don't think about the fact you haven't played Hecarim since day one
think about the fact that you have the best Hecarim the one with the most
Games on the planet in your ear right now, and she is going to give every single fiber of his being
To make you win this fucking shit
Yes, bro, but I need you to actually lock in with the coach
Here's my what is hecram's cheese is it is q-stack life steal bullshit like what is it?
Yes, so okay, the thing about a heck of it is your biggest thing is your cue sacks, okay?
So you're going to see that your cue does this a we damage around you.
When you lined multiple cues after a sequence of each other, then you get something called
cue sacks which stacks up to three times that increases the damage and also lowers
the cooldown of it, okay?
So you want me to, do you want me to get hard style for this game as well?
unlock the hardstyle post 10 to 15 minutes because first we're gonna have to focus on actually giving
you the understanding and then we're gonna challenge the hardstyle. When I'm fighting what does it
look like like QEW because Warwick it's E whole QE. Yes so when you're fighting it looks like a
SarkQ SarkQ so when you're fighting and by the blue smite so go recommended or it says recommended
click recommended yep blue smite so when you're fighting I want you to first ward your blue
Obviously, what are your blue then you walk to top so when you're fighting you press e it increases your movement speed like I want you
To read your abilities. What this blue walk to your right and read your abilities. Okay now just read your abilities fast
Read them. Hecarim becomes ghosted gains 25 some moving speed increases 65% over 45 sec or four seconds
W Hecarim deals magic damage over four seconds to nearby enemies
and he gains armor and magic resist so his W is to heal and his Q hacker leaves
okay so his Q is yeah so your Q is your main ability yeah so now you're gonna
wait now Jinx see the thing is that your Q stacks drop if you don't chew
another target within eight seconds so that's why you're always gonna have to
spam your Q right so just mainly spam my Q yeah just but perma spam it like I
want you to sit down just keep spamming your keyboard like it's not
Like warwick where you just click it like right now you should guess just always Q
and now you can kite you can kite because your Q doesn't stop your auto attacks so now smite
Okay, nice so now finish it with Q so a lot of the times with hechrom
W you got to talk quicker. Yeah, I know my bad
Not that so a lot of the times when it comes to hechrom you always want to use your Q
Okay, when to like finish a camp that way you maintain your two stacks for the next one do you understand?
So if you queue something you get your so now it's another gonna queue all these together
And you're gonna go to this yeah exactly so if you see a little hot bar you see that little icon
That says three that's your two stacks, so now it's on two okay one there you go
Okay, now don't when you're clearing camps you use your e to get between camps, okay?
So now hit the big one, there you go.
So you're always going to want to use your E to travel between camps.
You don't use it as like an auto attack, right?
So now finish those with Q and then walk to Wolves.
So the only things I'm going to want you to get better at, and I really want to focus
on, is always spamming Q when you're fighting and then making sure that your last hit
on that monster is your Q, okay?
Okay.
Should I just spam all my abilities?
No, no, no.
You don't want to spam your E.
You can spam your Q and you can spam your W, but you do not spam your E.
My E is my little dash, right? Like my charge, right?
Yes, but what it is, is your E makes you move faster for 4 seconds and your attack knocks people back.
So the problem is that if you just waste your E on an auto attack, you're losing a lot of value from it.
Because the longer that you charge it up, the more damage that it does too. Do you understand?
Yes.
Okay. So now, don't use E. Don't use E. We're going to use E to get to crab. Okay?
So now you're going to just keep farming this with your Q.
This is good.
Keep it up.
Now don't walk further up than this.
Don't walk further up than this.
Okay?
Just leave it like this.
And then now we just wait.
So now remember, you're going to want to use your last hit.
E to the wall or something?
No, no, no.
So just Q this, Q this, Q this, Q this.
Okay.
And now, just Q.
Now, we can drone bot.
Maybe we can look for a gank bot.
Show us what's happening.
Okay, they look low.
So after this, you're going to walk straight bot.
through this path right here, this path right here.
Like bottom, bottom.
Okay, that's fine.
Yeah, just go down, go down, go down.
Okay, so now Jinxy, press D, press D, press D.
Okay, and now press E, E, E, E, okay?
And now WQ on Jin.
Okay, all right, back up, back up, that's fine.
Sorry.
Okay, that's good, it's okay.
So now recall.
That's on me, that's on me.
So, yeah, no, it's all right, you're okay.
PVC?
So first thing, yeah, right click
where it says fear of Sheldon.
Just right click where it says for your Shogun, you're gonna get a pickaxe and I go progsy.
So, Jinxie, when you use your E, you wanna run behind enemies so you can knock them towards your team.
Do you understand?
Oh, I get it. Yep, I've seen you do that. I know exactly what you're doing.
Yes, okay, exactly.
So, what do you see me do? That's what I want you to do.
So, here, you're gonna press W. Don't press your E.
Don't press your E.
And then we're gonna wanna use our E to travel to the Raptors. Do you understand?
Yep.
Okay, this is good.
So, now, keep using Q.
Remember, we always wanna spam Q.
Okay?
Yes, sir.
Okay, no Q.
Q to finish up, nice.
So now we can run towards this.
Press E, there you go.
And now, you're gonna W, then you're gonna Q.
So now, you see how right away you keep your Q stacks and you're Qing fast?
That's why you always want to finish camps with Q.
Because the second you finish them with a Q, it sets you up for your next thing, okay?
So now finish with Q.
Good! Good! Good!
Okay, now press E.
Nice.
This is how it looks!
Are you starting to get the hang of it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, good, good!
This is good, GenC, this is fucking good.
Alright, so now-
You really spammy, Jesus.
Yes, I know, but it's- I'm telling you, it's- it's fucking amazing in fights.
So now, you're gonna go for the ground, there you should have finished it with a Q.
I want you to remember, you need to use your Q, okay?
Yup.
I know, I know.
So now, uh, hover over enemy bot, hover over enemy bot.
Okay, so we're gonna want to look for this soon.
So what we're gonna do, Jengzee, is you're gonna walk through, do not press E.
Walk through?
Now, Joan, okay?
And now I want you to press E?
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Okay, so now you're back up.
Because you see how they backed up, it's probably because they have a ward.
So what you can do is you can just walk, ping dragon.
Now, the only risk is that your bot has no piles, so if the enemy jungler comes,
it could be fucked.
But it's essential.
Wait, look bot again, look bot again.
What's happening bot?
Look bot.
You want this?
Uh, no, go ahead.
Actually, no.
Yeah.
Ah, fuck.
Whatever, just go drag.
Just go drag.
It's fun.
It's fun.
Like, you could have maybe looked for it, but it's like, they were playing really weird.
It's very...
Yeah, it's okay.
You're good.
As long as you get this, it's okay.
Because you see how right now Sin is just top?
Jhin's about to come.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Remember, spam QJNC.
I- like, as Hackerim, I want your fucking ring finger to be sword.
You understand?
Yeah, I know.
See now, Joanbot.
Joanbot.
Okay, we can look for a gang there. So you're just gonna finish this. Yeah, exactly. Yes. Yes. Yep
Okay, there you go. Good. So now we call
Okay, so now I want you to
Right-click tier one boots. You see where the 300 gold thing down down on the complete left side of your screen
You said 300. Okay, I'm gonna make a decision. Yeah, exactly. So now there you go
This looks really nice. So far it's looking nice, bro.
So you're gonna walk to your red first. You can press E to get there faster.
Sinch could already have taken it.
Always press E to get to my camps.
Yep, so now go Krugs. It's gone, you go Krugs.
Oh! Okay, so now you can't... Okay, so now just don't chase this.
Yeah, press on, press on. Press on.
Alright.
Come on.
Okay? Not bad. You made him flash. You made him flash. That's okay.
Blast? Turn the blast?
No, no, no. Now you go... You go Raptors. You go Raptors.
So there you can see your art was good.
So your art is like your AoE team fight ability, right?
Think of it like imagine you're using like a Warwick ult.
It's kind of similar to it.
Okay.
So now you're gonna press W.
Can I always be W-ing like always, always?
Uh, yeah, kind of.
Unless you think there's gonna be a fight that breaks out.
So imagine there's a crab, right?
But when I'm glaring, like W?
Yeah, when you're clearing your W, exactly.
Yeah.
So here you don't use your E.
You don't use your...
Okay, that's okay. That's earlier bro. Yeah, I know. I know, I know.
So that's the reason why you don't want to use your E is because you want to use it to really get between camps, right?
So you could use it after the walls to get to the gromp way faster.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's just like a gap closer.
Yep, yep. Okay, so now we're going to be looking on the gromp after gromp. We could look on the blue, okay?
So this is weird. This has ghost as my D instead of flash.
Yes, so ghost pretty much just makes it so that your movement speed increases for 10 seconds.
So you don't have to worry about flash, you just press D before fight starts, I'll tell you when,
and then you just go fucking fast. So after this you're gonna E, after this E, nice.
Still? I don't know. So there, see, you see how you held it for a second because you weren't sure
if you should use it or not because you were too close? That's how you want to be, you don't
want to use it if you're too close. And you're starting to ingrain that already one game in,
which is very good, making good progress. Try and bait. Okay, so now, and bait is both side,
Yes. Look at wrappers first. Wrappers first. Wrappers first.
Yep. I'm on it.
Okay.
There you go.
So there, no. Because when you're invading, you don't want to eat.
Because if they come, you want to eat and run away.
So when you're invading, yes, exactly.
Okay. So now look right. Look right.
That's a nice, this is a nice invade.
Yep. There you go. And then where, where are we going after?
Bah, or, uh, crouch.
Exactly. Remember, I want you to premise bomb IQ.
So after this yes, we're gonna be looking on the cross so now drum botch on my drum botch on my baby
We've looked me up with me look me go man. Go man. Go man. Go man. I'm gonna
So now we're gonna walk up here
Okay, so you eat a bit too early, but so hit the cinch hit the cinch hit him
That's the D D D D
I know are they can are when you're on sans. Okay back up back up back up to back up
So there it was a bit too late. It's alright though. It's alright
So now, on mouse, on mouse, on mouse, on mouse, WQ, WQ, WQ, W, W, nice, auto, keep hitting, keep hitting, Q, yes, yes, yes, yes, good, okay, now take the wave, good, good, okay, so now JC, you're gonna take the next wave too, okay, take the next wave too, next wave too, WQ, WQ, WQ, spam that Q, spam that Q, W, WSW, WSW, we wanna like use all our abilities, drop it, and now instant recall, don't move, instant recall.
Okay, you're doing good, bro. You can genuinely 1v9 this game. I fucking shit you not get the show to now
Okay, so now get your sweeper get the sweeper remember we talked about the sweeper. Yep
Good good good
Exactly yes talk to Bob, bro. It's a ttb. Let's fucking go
Let's go. Okay, so now I want you to press e
now now
Why now?
Because now you're gonna get the full charge off for your drugs. I know but like why because of the range
Yeah, because you're you only lost four seconds. So you want to use it four seconds before you think guys gonna line. Yeah, exactly
Okay, so now you're gonna play on the Raptors and then after Raptors you're gonna look both side, okay?
Okay, press they'll be in fight him fuck this guy
Let's help you and fight him. Why is he in there? Yeah, just chase chase chase. Press Q still still. Yeah, chase
So now you're gonna eat
Stay walk up. Yeah, press four plus four
W W W W W and spam Q W and spam Q
Q
There you go keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting. You're gonna die no matter what you keep fighting though
It's okay. I'm about now Jinxie your next item
I want you to get merch heads and then you're gonna get mob mob mortius this game, okay?
mob
No, it's a ma so ma w quick quick quick. Okay. Yeah, this one. Yep. There you go. Yes
What do you want buff?
Now you're going dragon we need dragon cuz our team blows cock but out of base
I want you to run straight ball way you're running straight box here straight. Yep. Okay to get there faster
That's more that is smart don't test. Yes
Okay
So now we're gonna look this through it happens if we don't see anyone, but let's go drag drag
Yeah, ping the ping press for press forward. Let's see if they have vision. Let's see if that vision they don't look me a drummin
This looks scuffed. So now we we back off and we go gromp now back up. We go gromp plus e plus either run to romp faster
And now just go gromp. No, no, so there
Don't forget jing see when you're playing heck
So W and then Q spam in Q. I'm not kidding when I say you can genuinely carry this game.
Like I'm not even, I'm, I'm, I shit you not bro. So I don't want you to get demotivated.
Like this is actually a Hecrim like Masterclass. Okay look mid, look mid, look mid, look mid.
Okay so now you're gonna want, you're gonna run mid. We're gonna look for gank here.
now not yet just like to the wave to the wave and then we're gonna walk towards
our red if not so hard walks up again then we go but if not we just go red
alright we just go red then that's good they have a dragon it's okay we did not
the first one that's all matters okay so after this red I'm gonna want you
good go for the for the crab okay yep now you just go crap you can look talk yeah
you probably could look talk wait look man look man look man there's something
happening man send this bush send the bush send the bush just wait a second
now John now you can go yep and now on the gen on the gen on the gen so
normally it's okay it's okay you're learning mechanics that's fine so I
I wanted to back off and I want to just go for your rafters into crowd. So Jinxie go go rafters cut you chill off
So Jinxie a lot of the times when you out in you want to out behind the enemies that way you can push them towards your king
You understand I know but you got to like say that before I'm playing Hecrim and fucking six months. I know I know
I know I'll try to be more. I'll try to be more like a specific
But how it works is you kind of like alt behind it. You just push them into your team like exactly. Yes. Yes. Yes
so I get behind them then I'll
Well, no you ought to get behind them with your e and then afterwards you just auto attack them and your e automatically goes
So now go to the river go to the river
Finish this with the q finish this with q so remember we want to finish with
So now fight this guy fight this guy fight this guy play this guy press the press the and run on him
Okay, so I feel like he's just gonna have a teammate there though. Yeah
I was sitting in this bush and then reset Bro, but you're saying to R behind
Yeah, run away, press E and run, E and run, E and run
There you go, okay, so now at this point go to your blue
You don't have to reset, you just push right to your blue
But yeah, so what you want to do is you normally want to ult behind them
Yeah, but that means ult the grass, ult the floor, you're saying to ult the floor
No, no, you ult it, yeah, but you're like ult the grass, you're saying to ult the grass
Don't over over
Like you want to ult right behind them, so yeah, all the all the grass right behind them
So still hit that
Okay, so now yeah, yeah, so now I want you to run at him and press e now e e e e nice
WQ WQ
All right, there you go good now get this drum get this drum clear the bot side
Okay, see now what you're gonna do, you're gonna keep clearing it.
After the blue, you're gonna, you're going to like eat towards the wolves, okay?
So, just a couple of questions. My E is a knockout. My R is-
Your E is a knockback. Your R is a-
Your R, think of it like a Warwick ult, but it fears everybody around you where you lie.
Okay, okay, press B, press B and buy. Press B and buy.
What do I buy? What do I buy? What do I buy?
Uh, well.
Mal, okay.
Yeah, because if you got a mod, this game is really broken because there are full magic damage.
Bro, but you gotta explain this better. Like, you want me to R the ground and R no human beings, correct?
Yes, yeah. If that helps you register, yes.
So R nobody, don't R an enemy.
Okay, no just the enemy. Okay run mid run mid run mid run mid run mid run mid run mid
Plus E, plus E and then on top of the gen.
Good
Now now keep going keep going Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q keep Qing.
Pile this surfing surfing now not same surfing. Don't eat don't eat don't eat. Okay, that's fine
Now now chase chase chase chase
This surfing this happening
Now your E's up in a second you're gonna E
E, E, E, E, nice.
Come on, there you go!
Okay, look at the red, it's the red up,
look at the red, it's the red up.
There you go, get the red.
Okay, so, Jinxie, stop using your E like that,
you need it for fights, okay?
I know it's the first game,
but you need to lock this in, it's for gold.
Okay, now go, Bod, Bod, go for this,
go for this, go for this, this looks good,
this looks great.
Also, you max W second, okay?
Okay, so now E, get this cinch for free.
Just have to auto on auto me said nice. Okay, so now fight the black fight the black fight the bad. This is good
This is good. This is good
Damn it mouth close close close it's okay. Okay, so now JNC next item
You're gonna get is a merge that's some mercury spreads the boots
Yes, and then the next thing I want you to get is
Let's go
I'm going to hold top for a second.
Bro, I'm about to... yeah, yeah, what?
Okay, so next you're going to get endless hunger.
Actually, I'll get cleaver, cleaver and then endless hunger, so black.
Black cleaver, black cleaver.
Yep.
Okay, so now out of base you go shade dragon, go...
Drone mid?
I feel like I should kill the Jann.
Yes, you can now remember Jin see when you get close enough that you think you're you can reach them
That's when you press you
So now here go on the gym don't arm them though. Okay, so there you could have held you are but it's so good
I'll be in here. This is good. Nice. So now look look look at your box your box. You see all this inches, huh?
Okay, there you go. So now we can go for this inch. Press E. I see
Like that. Yep, that's good. Oh
No, right. No, no, you can fight this you fight this you fight this you're a fucking hechrim
You don't give a fuck. I want you to start spamming Q. You need to spam Q. You need to spam Q.
W, W, Q. W, W. Nice. I got to shut down. I got to shut down.
Okay, so, James, do you want to hear something really fucked up?
What?
If you would have literally just found all your abilities there, W, Q, everything, you would have gotten a Quadra kill.
Oh, should have told me that, bro.
I tried. I tried with you. That's okay.
So, now what you're gonna do is out of base. I want you to look for your top side, okay?
Ignore the dragon because they're taking it now.
taking it now yeah exactly yes okay so this is good now this is good so Jinx
remember you always want to finish camps with your Q you run at them with your
E now think of it like this I'm sorry but go back run back run back so you
know how when you're playing Warwick you E hold Q E and then after you are
You shouldn't mind to fight this by the way. This looks horrible. I just wait just wait back up a little bit
Okay, now now yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna wait I
Want you to chew the wave when it comes in here
To the way to the waves you get your two stacks
Okay back up back up
Okay, so what we're going to do here is, no, no, no, Jinxie, stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I know where your brain is now, don't put it there.
Put it in terms of you saw the chance to win, you got this shit, walk in, remember.
Like I'm telling you, this game is an easy win, just trust me, okay?
base I want to run straight top go straight top straight top straight top go
okay I'm gonna tell you one to press E okay E now and then you're gonna auto
don't don't not don't know I don't know I know you are where I went he comes up
okay now you are yeah I know okay just just clear top side you're good you
You force those ghosts or whatever.
Alright, so now take the other stuff.
So you know how Vlad's pool works?
Have you ever played against him before?
No.
I played against him, but I don't really know how to play with him.
So when he goes in that circle, it means you can't hit him.
Look mid. Try to run mid.
So you can't hit him when he's in that circle,
so you want to look to use abilities on him when he comes out.
So now look for the wrappers, wrappers, wrappers, wrappers, wrappers.
Why did you say now you are when he was in his ability?
well because the thing is that it would have expired if you would have ulted on
him right at the moments that you would have landed on him but because you like
missed it it didn't do what I expected it to but it's okay so now you're gonna
just finish your box I mean yeah I still have a timing heck from the like I
don't think I'm gonna do anything right and look you have eight kills you got
this shit you're good trust me so get the gromp after the gromp I want to
Let me look blue, okay?
Now remember, you keep spamming, this is good.
So now what you're gonna do is I want you to look towards your red.
Yeah, we could look bot as well. Bot isn't a bad shout, it's not a bad shout.
The only thing is we can fight the Genom, unless we have Q-Sacks.
So you need to get Q-Sacks off them anyway. Get out, now get out, now get out.
So what you do now is just play through mid and start spamping your team ping my fight to go mid
Okay, mouse our flash ulted
We don't want to go in on this because we don't have our team
So we want to wait a bit so now you're gonna just press Q on him
There you go, and you're gonna want to get like some Q stacks because there might be a fight that breaks up back up back up
You don't want to walk in his trail. So now you're gonna ult on the mouse
Okay. Alright. What is hitting me?
So that was Jhin's ult.
Okay. Open your shop by a cleaver.
The black cleaver.
Yep. So the next item they're going to get is going to be endless hunger.
So Joan over med
Okay, Joan over med
All right, listen. Oh, this chat is so unbearable. It's just disgusting. He's actually guns. Yeah. Yeah, no
I'm doing my job MVP every game on Warwick
Yes, nice nice. No chase slights might smite smite smite
Hey, smart!
Chase, so now click behind him, click behind him.
And now press E.
Yes, yes!
Okay, this is good, this is good.
Now back up, let's go top, let's go top, let's go top,
let's go top, top.
Okay, so now Q to keep Q stacks,
Q to keep Q stacks, Q to keep Q stacks.
All right now go top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top.
E, E, and then you're gonna jump on this inch.
I have a long stack going on.
If they're in range, if not, you back off, that's fine.
All right, so now just go towards your red.
Jinxie, listen, you're MVPing this game on Hecarim 2
even though you're first time.
Ignore everything the chat is saying.
Ignore it, right?
It's your first time playing this champion.
It's just like clearly I'm gonna be bad on the champion.
Like, this guy's bad.
Go back up, back up, back up.
You're gonna die to minions, back up,
you're gonna die to minions.
Okay.
What?
So now, start building your endless hunger.
And yeah, like Jinxie, just think of it this way.
Like, right now you're at a point
where your first time in the champ,
you're almost at 10 kills.
Like you're good you you got this shit. It's in the bag sit in the base and keep healing you want it
Actually, it's fine at this point. So what?
Now go to your wolves. Hecarim doesn't what? Hecarim doesn't heal? Hecarim doesn't heal like from hitting minions or no?
Well, she does but it's because they already cleared your top side
I think and I'm not sure if they're gonna be close enough that they're gonna like bite you instantly on this
So now press W. You want to press W if you want to kill butter
So now you're going to take the bulbs here and then afterwards you're going to ping mid.
Now remember you always want to kill camps with Q again, that way you can maintain your
Q stacks.
Now go for your raptors.
You can press W to pull it a bit earlier, but it's fine.
Sure.
Join our band.
Join our band.
Hey, E.N.
E.N.
Go on the gen.
Go on the gen.
Go on the gen.
Go on the gen.
Go on the gen.
Go on the gen.
Okay.
Why?
So there, going on the gen, if you would have held onto your R, it could have worked,
but it still worked.
It's fine.
honest I'll take accountability bad call by me because I didn't realize they
didn't have your team there it's okay though we're still good
we're still good bro we're still good
okay so now out of base I want you to start clearing your top side okay like
all the top top minions
I
Can't this is just pure rage made I can't do this. This is actually
No, just so meet your child. I'm telling you don't read them. I this is the worst job in the world
I know I don't listen. Yeah, I'm first timing a champion. Like yeah, it's gonna be back like obviously
Okay, I see what I'm asking brain dad like legit. Do you have a fucking brain?
I see do you care more about getting rage created by your child of winning this game right now and getting cold
It's just like how stupid can you be we're not gonna go with one in 70 no you saw the chance. I'm telling you you saw the chance
Okay, so now you're gonna take the the red chair
And after this you're gonna have to spend everybody. Thanks
Finish with you
This is good. Okay, so now start hitting the Krugs
okay now you're gonna have to join over the baron your mouth bite is coming in
we're gonna follow up the mouth bite engage okay if the unbounded drone over
it okay then I'm sorry yeah you're so good for now hey don't go in yet okay
yeah I'm gonna fight this going going why do you have a tie-in I am not a
night back up I thought it was like so wait this could be good you're
He's fighting! He's fighting! Not bad!
Nice!
Bro, don't mess. I had an- I saw an ADC running right at me. I thought it was so good. I- I- I don't know, man. I don't know.
I don't know. It's okay, listen. They can on the game. You still have another shot. Like, I'm telling you, the enemy team is soaring this hard.
Uh... Wait, maybe not.
I know you saw him in the shot you're good at it, okay open your shop how much gold they're missing for next item
Listen to my farm is okay. Oh wait, are they ending the game? I'm over in access
That was so unfun
Oh my God. I had a culmination of first time in a champion getting berated by my chat the entire time and then having a two in like 40 team.
Yep.
So, absolutely disgusting all the pedophiles in the chat should be banned for that. Like, that's actually disgusting behavior.
So, I will say, listen.
I agree with you. Okay. I just want to say that that was unironically a great game considering that you're a first-time
Do cancel plus cancel?
Yep. Okay, like I'm not gonna tell you to lock in a crumb again if you don't want to
I'm just gonna say that look at your team scoreline and look at yours and think about the fact that you were literally
First-timing a champion and that you didn't really know what was going on
Like that was the game where if you have a diamond hecaramon trick in that game or even like an emerald
He could have won right but considering the fact that your first timing like just ignore your chat for a second
Think about it. Look at how much progress you've made. You're at a point now where you're unironically dropping an MVP for
Performance on a first-time champion. Do you understand?
Yeah, and
Think it's like both your champions are bad. You're locking in the first time and you're outperforming your entire team
No, that was like I could still play wu Kong
But like that was like a champion I haven't played in seven months literally mouth. I'd yeah gamer tag is 15 year old girl
Okay, and it's not even that like if it would have been a good angle for wu Kong
I would have told you but the problem with wu Kong that game is enemies like full magic resist
So if you go wu Kong, it's unironically like not great
Like it would actually be really bad and your team was ending and bukong is way more team-aligned than hecremus
Yeah
That's just that was the most that was the most rage bait ever
I also forgot though like if I stream with like a 15 second delay
Like I'm literally just a yee in Warwick are gonna be gone like every game. I mean, I guess I could try again
No, you're good. Like I'm gonna be honest
I don't think that it was targeted because it was like one ban from each side, you know, I mean
Yeah, I also feel like if the kid was slapping you probably would have been typing or something.
Yeah, but yeah, that's disgusting. That's absolutely disgusting.
That's disgusting.
I'm like that's gross.
Okay.
I'd rather get like shot in the head than play that honestly. That was gross.
I have a two and 50 team.
I'm first timing a champion.
And on top of that,
I'm getting paraded by my chat the entire time.
Bro belongs in bronze, bro.
It's like, yeah, dude,
I literally just hyper carry every game in silver.
Like you're actually so fucking stupid.
I'm guessing you just been bronze for seven years
or something and this is your way of coping.
Me first timing hecarim to give you
some boner or something.
I actually don't even know what else to like say.
The only thing you need to say is that you dropped an MVP for performance on Hecarim first time and now you're on a champion
They actually play and now I'm gonna fucking carry. I'm gonna go pee. I'll be back. Yep
Guys I'm gonna be honest I
Think he unironically has a lot of potential on Hecarim
But I think if I told them to lock it in again, he would tell me to kill myself.
And it's like it's one of those moments where it's like, maybe I don't bring up locking
in the hack room again. You know what I mean?
Wait, did he do us right, Runes?
Wait, hi, guys, can you do his runes?
His runes on Summoner?
Uh-oh.
Alright, guys, I have bad news.
If we thought he was tilted before, I think it's about to get a lot worse.
Oh shit.
Please tell me he has lethal tempo.
Okay, thank god.
Alright, he's good.
I'm gonna tell you something right now, but it's not the
end of the world I don't want you to get mad what you forgot to switch back to
flash
that's fine I actually might perm I use this anyways yeah it feels very okay
more than then go to your top side no no okay all right I'm gonna cut everyone's
fucking cat off in this lobby my jing see think of it like this you were
just forced with chains right to sit down and watch you lose the game because you
weren't good enough to carry now it's at a point where you are good enough to
carry because you're on fucking shitty way what are you gonna do them this
game I'm just gonna be like nine and L very boringly have four dragons into the
next one nine and L into the next one gold pulling my dick out letting my
I'm not saying all right. Let's get it done. No, because now I'm actually fucking like
Okay, Jin see I want you to imagine that the enemy jungler this game is all of those chatters that were flaming you
For your heck room skills, I just literally say pedophiles honestly
If you're gonna win to somebody for first timing a champion, you actually should go outside like legitimately
Obviously, it's gonna be bad. You absolute pedophile
Okay, and I know, BRONZ, BRONZ, BRONZ, like, yeah, I know you've been bronze for five years
and this is your way of coping with it.
I'm miles clear of you, bro.
You are dog shit.
Okay, why are you fucking bronze forever?
You fucking delinquent.
Okay, so Jigs, listen, we are now on Warwick, so we're gonna go back to accountability,
okay?
Yep.
Alright, so let's go.
Accountability for everything.
Let's go bot side.
Alright, so you're gonna clear this, and then afterwards we're gonna look around bot.
He's walked into the tower.
Alright, so now you're gonna look on the gromp.
Okay, so Jinxie, in order for you to untilt, I want you to start talking to me about your thought process.
Go.
I'm gonna do my blue buff and look on Scott.
Bob looking interesting, Swain's low.
Okay.
Scott's up soon.
Show me the bloodstains.
You got one top lane.
Can't really get to that guy though.
Is that one bot?
Oh, this is good!
Okay.
Jinx, you can press ghost.
Don't forget.
Now we're gonna go Ezreal.
What a weird fight that was
Yeah, but your team is gonna win this up
All good. I think yeah, Briar's dead here. Yep, so it's actually decent for you
Okay, so now look for the top cap go top cap
Okay, now jinx the briar just died after pokering top to bot. Where do you think she's gonna be she's gonna be in her top
Camp so I'm gonna invade that after Scott. I think so after Scott
Yes, so because of that we're not you could go York to York smart free so let's get yes
Actually, let's take this might it and then let's go straight York. We're smiling this so we get to the York faster
I know you don't have to press w because you already asked it on him. Okay
Yeah, they're expired, so it's okay to use it
To me you better nice you better one come up
This is good to chase keep chasing hold here on his ass hold here on him
We'll see you bitch!
NICE!
NICE!
Well clear, let's go!
We'll see you bitch!
Hit the minions bro, the fuck!
Alright, so Jinxie, I want you to look plugs all the way down to ground, okay?
Got it.
That's a big fucking kill, baby.
Okay, so now what you're gonna do, you're gonna look at the raptors, you're gonna look
all the way down to Gromp, alright?
Okay, so now we're gonna keep going, let's get it.
YAAA!
So Jynxie, how are you feeling right now? Talk to us.
Feel good, I'm just on Warwick so I'm just gonna hyper carry.
It's how it is every game. I'm gonna do this all the way to five.
Alright good. That's why I like to hear.
Alright so now we're gonna look on the gromp.
Use Ezreal. Looks fuckable.
In the game.
I mean he lowkey gives twink vibes wait cannot what do you want me to do here back
they're gonna look dragon oh I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry I had to do me to kill
Ezreal if you box up okay so Jinx now we're gonna stick a flashlight and
Ezreal's ass and start piling it he has I'm attention one v2 are you sure just
wait wait yep I'm sure you're gonna wait so much gold are you sure no you're
gonna wait just give it a second does he like no no no wait now now now
I'll cast a Weapon on you.
Okay, now mine. This is bad.
Yeah, this is really bad.
Like, I don't know, man!
WHAT THE FUCK!
I WAS SO AGAINST THAT FUCKING PLAY!
I can't do this, son.
Oh my fucking god. Oh my god, I'm behind again.
I cannot do this shit.
I
Said are you sure 20 times well you had like 30 chances to back me off there. I'd start old
Jinxie I'm gonna say something and I need you to not
Honestly, that's on Dante's.
No fucking shit that's on Dante's.
Okay, let's go see Dax.
No shit that's on Dante's, man.
Jynxy.
You guys think I'm like the devil?
Like, obviously, that's on Dante's!
I'm not just gonna get fucking piled on the whole time.
That is horrible by Dante's.
Jynxy, Jynxy, Jynxy.
I'm gonna ask you a really fucked up question.
Okay? And you're gonna have to give me a really fucked up answer.
Do you want to be challenger?
You're going to tell me that if I would have played that like a challenger I would have lived, but I'm not a challenger.
No, you can't just use that as like a cop-out.
No, no, no, no. I'm going to tell you that if you want to be challenger, you're going to have to take accountability for what just happened.
Because you have to take accountability for everything that happens.
So you want me, just so I'm clear here, you want me to take accountability for not ignoring you. I should have ignored you.
Yes.
You want me to say, okay, back.
So just back, and then while you scream to stay,
because if I would have backed, you'd have went,
no, no, no!
You want me to just back right there, just fucking back.
Yes, and Jinxie, I'm sensing a lot of anger from your side.
No!
Shit!
I was about to be gold!
I first turned hecklem, and then you fucking
ended me on a death with my warwick aim!
No shit, man!
I'm pretty fucking mad!
Like, what is that glow?
I'm a- I'm a silver and I knew it was bad!
For an hour!
Well, listen, listen, I have good news.
I'm done listening!
I can't-
I'm just gonna play and get gold!
Jynxie, Jynxie, listen, there is good news.
Do you want to hear it?
What?
Read the kill score.
Six, seven.
So what happened was is all of your deaths this game had made it so it's a 6-7 kill score
That's literally a sign. I mean we're gonna do it. I'm baiting what she showed. Yeah. Yeah. Good. See good shit
All right, so now let's do this if they start hitting our turret. Can we look for a bot guy? What do you think?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go. Okay, so good shit. Okay
You see, I just subconsciously neutered and made there.
That's right when I saw our own grubs.
I shouldn't go soon, low-key after-crops.
Let me see what happens while though.
Exactly. It's all about what happens on the map.
Alright, good shit.
Okay, board this bush. Board it.
nice and then after this we're gonna recall okay yeah oh yeah we're gonna fucking
recall yeah we're gonna fucking recall I want you to stay here and dive under their
turret okay so now you're gonna look okay look at her look at her fucking
idiot I know they okay so Jynx did you want to hear something that you can do
right now that's actually fucking crazy and made her topside no no no so do you
want to know what the triple quadrant is no yeah so triple quadrant is when you
clear someone's entire quadrant of their jungle and then your camps respond
after so you clear towards their jungle so that you can reinvade them on their
spawn timers wait wait so you know how no okay so a triple quadrant is when
you clear someone's jungle right and then afterwards you recall and you folk
cleared towards the side of their jungle that you cleared then you can just take
the respawn on timer and just get three quadrants again for free so where do you
think you should go after this gromp here um should I go right back into
wrappers exactly yes so you're gonna go good yes so you're gonna go crab
Raptors because if you have Raptors, it's perfect timing exactly. Yes, bro. That says that is smart as yo
That is my favorite thing you have ever showed me. Oh my god. Yep
It's called the triple quadrant clear
Because I'm just right back on that ass and then now yes exactly just get right back on those Raptors, bro
Look at the gap. That's for me
Come here, pig.
It's so smart, don't ask that so smart.
Yep.
Alright, so now you go to the Krugs? Exactly.
Maybe the bottom, but Botch is doing no damage, so I don't...
Hard to gank, but they're all full health all the time.
Okay, so now what, this bush?
And now you're gonna take this?
Afterwards, what do you think you should do?
Drag.
Okay, exactly yes
So you're gonna get these cards and then after that we can look on this yeah, but so for let's go
Press T and W. Oh my god. I'm moving like a
Yeah, and now you look on the sky
There you again guys, okay, so now you back up go drag back up go drag. He's too far back. You can go for more
Yep, just have a dragon. This is free
Okay, so now you're gonna auto hold Q you know, I know baby hold the hook tap for a second
Okay, this year for a shaggy
All right, so now we're playing towards our top slide kind of fast Wayne
I'm not gonna get this back off. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. Oh my god, aura. Hey, what do you know?
This game still caps
Now where do you want me to start top the bottom up the top top the bottom?
Okay, but let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. How do you think you should clear right now?
Talk to me top the bottle clear
Why?
I couldn't tell you
Okay, what I see on the map is I see a crab spawning. That's what I see.
So I'm thinking you're stronger than Prius right now. Maybe you could fight that if you have Laner Priority.
Okay, you have to back off.
Yeah, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him.
What is he?
Oh! Okay, go for the Rappers and then go crab.
Okay, so there you fucked up because you just send afk auto him jing see your warwick afk auto him
For but it's just like the thing that's hard for me to break through is like
Okay, press E right now press E right now and now fighter just fighter you win this you unironically win
That's Q and an art now Q and now she's just that
Yep
get your head top cap okay back up back up back up you don't want to fight this
guy now you just go for your bot side your bot side your bot side
jhin see what do you see spawning
listen I'll give you the spoiler enemy red buff just respond if you clear the
blue briar is going to go straight to a red you killer do you trust my challenge
Oh, I trust you, baby. That sounds good. So let's do it. Yep, right to it
Okay, now Jynxie there's gonna be a bush to your left. Okay, I want you to board it to your left your left for it and I'll stop this
This is a chance that fire goes top in the standard
She does, you're gonna get all this for free.
So now you're gonna go crutch, then you're gonna dive bot.
No, like I'm being serious about dive bot this time, by the way.
Like I'm not even saying this as like an evil bot testing.
I don't really want a dive bot.
Well you should, because the enemy's trading and play topside, so now you want to get
the bot side play.
So just take the entire wave and then reset.
Okay, so now pretend like you're scared.
And then I want you to press W and then I want you to arm.
Press W and arm.
Now just chase him and then the donut needs to under turn up.
OK, but I thought you said arm.
I hold Q, hold Q.
All right.
So arm them donut arms!
So, Jinxie, the problem is that sometimes if I make a call and you don't do it instantly,
the like two second delay makes it so it's a bad call after.
Do you see what I'm getting at?
Press item sets, press item sets.
But I want you to like factor that in though while you're calling out.
Okay, but press item sets, press item sets.
What do you want me to buy?
At the top of your screen, item sets.
There you go, you're back.
So this game you're getting skill caps, skill caps.
And then, yeah.
Yeah, I'll try to, I'll try to.
Let's hop, let's hop.
Like, mind you, everything that you say is delayed.
Everything.
Yep, like keep that in mind.
Okay.
Okay, so Jengzee, let me ask you a question.
Whose fault was last play?
Mine.
Why?
Because I should have known to not all.
No, you should have known Tar instantly before I even told you.
Alright, so the good news is that what's happening as well with our coaching sessions is that you're getting used to very abusive, mentally manipulative relationships.
So it means that you'll be able to handle anything a life throws at you. Does that make sense?
Yep.
Okay, so now go to the enemy tri-bush here. That board is balling. No, you're going to have a bot here.
Because if
Now go and watch next to Krog
But just put something. Oh, wait, I your screen shot. Okay
Your screen shot is bugging out
What is that? Yo, am I like I'm like oh, I'm lagging my stream crash
in my back did my stream crash wait do you uh yourself score do you want me to
turn off your screen yeah right if I stream crash
yeah it's even your discord was like but it's like more
you
I
Can I open your shame? Yeah, can you see my series yet? Yeah, you're okay now. You're okay now
Thank God. Okay. Yeah, no, I was actually so scared
I died for that!
Oh man!
It's okay, it's okay, we can sew in, we can sew in, we can sew in.
Alright, like, like, like, actually lock.
No no no, I, no, no, no, I will, no actually.
I just clear your red, clear your red.
Okay, look to your, look to your raptors.
No no, you can't fight this right now.
Actually, walk up, you can kill Swain.
Walk up, press W and chase him.
Well yeah, press W and then you're gonna ult on him.
Ult on him when your max range or else his ult goes through.
That's what we call it.
Nice.
Yo, I'm lagging.
Yo, I'm lagging. I'm lagging.
Yes, bro. I'm lagging so bad. This shit is so annoying.
Okay, it's okay.
All right, go to your wrappers. Just poke there, not poke there. Can you press ctrl f for me?
Okay, so now that shows your ping. So you see top right? So we're gonna be able to see if it spikes.
Okay, uh, smite this. I'm gonna see you.
Yeah, no, no, go in the house. Yes, yes.
What's going on?
Oh, close.
You keep one still, you keep one still. It's alright.
I'm actually lagging.
Are you serious?
I guess I just won't get gold today.
Everything that has to go wrong goes wrong.
I double-ban into a first time,
and do fuck three lose lanes,
and the lagging out while I'm the only fed player on my team.
Wow!
That is gross! That is so gross!
Alright man, that's not the day I guess.
I'll still try my heart out for the rest of this game, but this is actually gross
Okay, let's see me look on the blue
I'm still out of the briars, that's good
And then our way our way you have to our way
Actually maybe you want to just run just run
You can actually go for this
The don't go for the enemies I would I would just go for your both your pussy pussy eat an IQ I
Mean not bad. Not bad. Not bad. That's okay. That's good big shut down on this fortune
Okay, so now we're gonna want to get Death's Dance and then we're gonna get spread after.
Okay, so JNC, listen up, okay?
Out of base, we're gonna want to look top because Azure's pushing.
We can get three kills on him, right?
Yep.
Okay, they're actually getting kills.
Yep.
I cannot believe I lagged out.
yeah it's so unlucky oh my fucking Christ here let's see if but see if you
can look on the box up here
it's disgusting actually disgusting I lagged out right before I hit gold
I got this mid wave you're good. You're good. Just focus right now on where you can control you can control the rest of the game
So just focus effort, okay?
I need the pigs to go dragon, but they're like hovering Baron for some reason like somebody
Just leave this shit out of you man. Get this crab and then look at Victor. Jincy stop flaming you can look on Victor
Walk bot walk bug look on the Victor. They're all gonna be here. Yeah, okay, so now back up
So there it I thought your dust walk up. It's already doesn't you're good. So now you can look on your gromp
Just wait here wait for a team
Why in these fuck are you toppling?
Yeah, it's hard to play right now just take the wrong take the wrong take the wrong clear up and let's see if we look on
now if your team fights and no if your team fights you follow them if it looks good
it's like here yeah going going going going going going going yep this is good
not bad
soon your misfortune got three kills she's getting fed you have a chance to
sew in this one don't you? Not bad! Jinxie there's still a chance bro.
She's about to be your brother's a quadra for her I think. No it's on a wrong pin
unofficial punta. Yeah! Okay Jinxie. Jinxie. Jinxie. I need you to lock the fucking kid
I need you to lock in. I'm just gonna call it how it is. Mechanically you're
playing bad because you're tilted I want you to forget everything that happened
over the course of last hour just think about this game right now you win this
you're one game from gold I want you to give it everything you have do you
understand me yeah lock it in bro it's all you right now okay should we start
looking Baron yes you can hit the big one the big one the superman and then
cue it now you can look on your right
I want you to sit there and channel channel the jinx so we all know bro we
can go Baron right we can get on like we can we can like cover Baron if if they
show elsewhere yes but you're gonna have to wait for a good opportunity for it
you don't do it yet okay now you can walk towards the crab ping on the crab
on your ping the crab press W press W and go in press on and go in you're a
map wants to fight all daught him yes good no I wanted to press he asked
well I'm just getting 3v1 somehow
so there you should have kept autoing the victor if you kept autoing the
Victor, he would have died.
I was stunned though.
No, no, he was there, but it's kind of like they were all on top of each other.
It's targeting, but it's okay.
I don't think they can get the Baron, so you're going to be fine.
Yo, this MF is huge, John Vest.
Yes, I know.
This MF is gigantic.
Bruh, she might kill this fucker.
So, Jinx, we're going to want to look on the Ezreal, okay?
There's people saying Flash.
I don't have a flash this game guys, I have a ghost.
So, I'm gonna just die.
Out of base, run Shred-Bod, as real, as real, as real, as real.
No, W and go for him, W and go for him, you don't have to ghost.
Good.
Now take the wave, make sure you don't lose the in-head.
Okay?
Now go take the top wave, take the top wave, let's push it out.
I want you to push out to wave's top, so you see the incoming red dot?
That's a super minion. We're gonna clear that you see how there's no more red dots after yeah that means your end of this respawning
Okay, so we're gonna look for the drugs now actually I'll press P. Can you reset and get your item?
Yes, okay, get your item go get that sense
What's the percentage we win this you think what do you think what do you think honestly
Jinxie
Bro, I need like hard style do it run it now. Yeah, though
Focus on the map right now on your next step. I think it's gonna help me focus though. I agree
Okay, look look look both side. I need to hover them
I don't care about anything else.
Yes.
So Jinxie, your objective in this game right now
is to make sure that you fight when you're
misfortune wants to.
Look on your way.
Just one shot.
Go, go.
Now press W.
Oh, yeah.
Don't R.
This guy's the true.
You can chase us.
Don't R.
Don't R.
I think the enemy team is taking Baron right now.
Run towards it and ping it.
Run towards it and ping it.
I don't know yeah, I go go drag go drag
Okay, I
Don't even know what I played. It's a good one
No, no, actually, yeah, yeah, you need to wait for this fortune. Yeah, when Victor gets close to all time now now now
That's the jitty baby. That's the jitty way. We're going drag. We're going drag.
Start it. Start it. Start it. Start it. Start it. Come on. Here we go. This is how we lead.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Come on. Come on. Come on. Give me that. Come on. Press
W, plus W, you want that? Swain!
Okay, ask your mid, ask your mid, ask your mid!
Turn me the fuck up, John Tess!
I already dead.
Look towards the other.
Hey, push mid, push wave mid.
And they got close to backup there's a baron and power thing so you know they're close
So if they get close to backup you don't want to die
Now look under blue we've done this where the minions are purple that means they're close to them
No, yeah, because it because the baron and powered so there needs to be someone with the baron pub near them for them
To look like that. Okay
all right look now it's up towards med
it's gonna peel the amount
yep
after this you go med it
start pinging
i'm gonna back right
no as is
kill him
he's alone
oh no
Now
Yes, good three wolves wolves wolves
Come on
Tinsie I'm gonna get a song you give me a second
Like that's it
Okay, what for this fight?
Oh my god, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, kill
the mixer?
This is good.
Okay, JC.
Go kill your brother and play this.
What is this ad?
Oh no.
I got all the new iPhone 18 Pro on us.
What is this ad?
Oh no.
Oh no.
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Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
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Oh no.
Yo, how do I get this off? What is this thing?
Yo, I think I'm just gonna head gold off stream, bro. I can't do this, honestly.
I can't, I don't know, I can't do it, I can't wait, wait, wait, but this literally I just
want to be clear like yeah I know I'm not a good player this literally only happened
because I lied now literally literally that's the only time it seems awesome.
Jinxie before you commit to getting gold off stream I just wanted to ask yourself
one question are you ready?
Yep.
OK.
Do you think watching you right now,
there's one person that believes in you?
Yeah, but majority of it is just rage bait and negativity
and toxicity and negativity and toxicity and toxicity
and backseat gaming and backseat gaming and negativity.
So and then I lagged out and then I had the first time
hack room.
Like, grab, put yourself in my shoes.
I'm about to get gold.
I have to first time hech room because all my characters get banned.
And then I'm getting critiqued and back seated by people after I'm first
timing a champion.
And then I'm about to win the finally back on track.
And then I lag out and die.
That's pretty nice.
So, listen, I just heard you out and I agree with you.
Now I want you to hear me out for a second.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
What's up?
Right now, Jinxie, there's a 14 or 15 or even 16 year old kid watching the stream.
And he thinks that you're the greatest Rainbow Six Siege player to ever exist.
And he sees one day that you start up a new competitive game, League of Legends, right?
And he's like, you know what?
I know that he's kind of bad at it right now.
But Jinxie became the best R6 player ever through sheer force of will so I know he can do this.
And when everyone's in your chat and they're saying Jinxie you're bad, you're trash, you're
this, you're that, that kid is in your chat saying Jinxie you got this.
When everyone else is laughing at you as you miss a flash, as you miss an ult, as
you miss a smite, that guy is watching your double kill and saying holy fuck he's the
truth.
When everyone is laughing at you after you lose a game, that kid is cheering you on every
time you win.
And that kid watched you hit bronze on stream.
That kid watched you hit silver on stream.
And that kid wants nothing more Jinxie than to be able to watch you hit gold, platinum,
emerald, diamond, master, grandmaster, and challenger.
Because the thing is Jinxie that what you're doing with this League of Legends grind
isn't hitting a rank in the game. And it's not getting high elo in League of Legends.
What you're doing with this grind is you're showing everybody two things. The first thing that you're
showing them is that when you set your mind to something you can achieve anything you want.
And you're showing them that if they do the same then they can do it as well.
So, I know that right now, there are a lot of people watching the stream that are shitting
on you.
There are a lot of emotions of tilt, of anger, and of frustration that are getting to you.
But do not deprive the people that truly believe and want you to succeed from being able to
be a part of your journey.
Because the second that you sit there and you say, you know what, I'll just do it
I'll do it here, I'll do it there, then it stops becoming a journey that all of your viewers
can be a part of and that all of your supporters can take pride in.
And it starts being something where now it's just Jinxie playing League of Legends.
And this isn't just Jinxie playing League of Legends, it's Jinxie showing everyone
What the fuck? He's the gamer of the year 2023 and 2026! Do you understand?
Yes.
Dude, it's all good, bro. I just can't lag out.
And that's about it. I don't know.
And beyond heckrum. Wait, I'm gonna get a water.
Got it.
Okay, high-vives, if you are there, please put Flash on his character, as Kimi said.
This shit is so free.
Alright, GenC, get that Flash on.
Oh god, yeah, how do I do that again?
Uh, on Ghost, so where you see the Ghost?
Click it, click Flash.
Okay, so now GenC, there's something that we're gonna have to remember for a second, okay?
Yes.
And League of Legends, do you remember what the 40-40-20 rule is?
40% of the games are auto wins, 40% of the games are auto losses, and then 20% is in your control.
Exactly. Now, the reason why I'm bringing it up is because you know just as well as I do
that even though those last two games could have been one if a challenger player is playing at your PC,
The truth of the matter is that at your level right now, those games are near impossible.
No, that's not true, bro. That it's not fucking true.
I'm not even just saying this.
If you didn't tell me to make that turd play, and if I didn't lag out, I would have won that game.
I promise I would have won that game.
I know, but you lagged out, right?
Yeah, but you also told me to do a brain dead play.
Okay, but Jinxy, yes, but whose fault was that?
Your's. Tell them to do a brain dead play because then it's also my fault. No, but it's
So it's my fault if I don't listen to you and then it's my fault if I do listen to you, right?
Exactly. Okay. Yes.
So James you remember this is a toxic relationship
You need to always be blamed for everything because it is the only way that you can improve does that make sense?
Bro, but can you just tell like not tell me to do brain dead shit, please?
Okay, you know what? Because you're about to get into this guy thing.
I just wanna play consistent and just work anything.
Alright, then let's do it. Then let's do it.
I know how to do that. I know how to be a little pussy.
We're gonna be a little bit more of a pussy sometimes.
Don't say, like, when I play this game on Warwick, I don't lose.
Like, when I'm not streaming this game, I don't lose.
I have, like, a 60 fucking win percentage.
I have, like, a 75 percent win percentage in the last month on Warwick.
I don't lose I don't need to fucking limit test every three minutes and then also
Wagging out is a like that is a
Also playing hechrom is a that is a I can get gold in a fucking heartbeat. I just need to play consistent league
That's it on my champion. That's it. That's it and I'll be gold. That's it
I don't need to do a limit test every two minutes
We're so cool, JXC, technically, technically, JXC, if you would have saved this for that
perfectly like a challenger, you would have survived, or I could just hit my fucking
grob and back.
It's enough!
Listen to me and listen to me right now.
The bottom line is, whether you're the best warwick, whether you're 60 or 80% win
or whatever the fucking might be.
The truth of the matter is that you're somebody that has a lot to learn.
Whether you're sitting there and whether you're winning or your games are losing, you can
always extract information from your losses.
So I don't want you from this moment on to allow your ego to cloud your judgment.
Jingsy.
It's not an ego, I didn't want to die for fucking Derek.
I said are you sure 10 times?
And we're like yes, yes, yes I'm sure, go, how does a silver player, how does
player see that that's a bad play and a fucking challenger doesn't because it's not an EGO!
I'm the most humble player ever!
So I don't even want to go for that play!
Okay, hold on.
If you're the most humble player ever, I don't think the most humble player would
call himself the most humble player.
Do you see the contradiction?
I just mean that I'm humbled in the sense where I don't want to turret dive every two minutes.
Okay, so, I agree, let's keep it safe, let's keep it consistent, alright?
And also, yeah, like, lagging out was unfortunate too.
Like, that was just another unfortunate ass game.
Okay, alright, let's get this shit done then.
So Jengzee, while you're clearing the Gromp, I'm going to ask you a question.
There's only one right answer, okay?
What?
Whose fault was that play last game?
You motherfucker.
Let it go, bro.
I'm trying to win.
You motherfucker.
Let it go.
I'm trying to win.
I'm actually getting tied up in here.
All right, okay, so now what I want you to do is you're gonna plan crab if you know what so we can look for this again
So if so this isn't here that means he did pop the top yeah
Yeah, so we should we could honestly look but maybe no the thing about is resetting
I'm gonna be late to that and their full health and I'm too far
exactly
This could be interesting. Let's see what happens.
Alright, I'm listening to fucking hardstyle. I'm just along with my thoughts, a rage baiting chat, I'm on heckro, I'm lagging out.
Okay, put on the song that I went to. Hold on. Let me rip this guy's fucking throat out real quick.
Okay, press W. New press W, Sherry. New press W.
If he has weather, you don't kill him though.
What is weather?
It's when he makes you have like literally five minutes to get keep drawing it take the way take the way I
Am the fucking bass yeah question mark me. I'll beat the shit out of you
No, no, no, not this song the one I linked hold on I don't mess up my clear timing respect. Oh
Yeah, I gotta get on it's just not one of those days. I don't you know, I'm gonna be honest
It's not one of those days if this fucker is actually gonna do this bullshit right now and steal my fucking camps
It's not one of those days
All right, this is Adam gonna lose it
But why does he keep opening up Microsoft's Edge?
What are these ads?
And Tile survived?
I'm just trying to lock in!
I just want to lock in!
Instead, you get your own...
Guys, why does he keep opening up Edge?
You grow at your own pace.
Start with a small shelter, gather the essentials,
and gradually build a new space.
Bro, I just want to lock in!
What are these work ads?
Make the understanding rewarding to complete
and satisfying to watch grow.
Gather resources, upgrade your base, and enjoy the game whenever you need it.
Holy fuck! Is it one minute long?
Just a cozy take and survival in the pocket.
Look, I'm trying, look, I'm trying.
For a few minutes, make meaning for progress, and return any time.
Its survival means simple, relaxing, rewarding, and stress-free.
I think it's on. I think it's on, you're good.
No. I'm gonna look like I look like.
Why is it not turning off?
I don't know this is
It's gonna be done soon. It's much longer than this
Okay, I think it's done go red go red
You put top yeah, it's always good nice fucking brain dead fucking masses. Okay nice. It's done
But the song's gonna play right? Thank God
On fun
When I showed up I felt like it was pretty
I mean, they're honestly very lucky that I have a costume on me already.
I think this is a different one.
I think it's an accurate one.
When Leo told me he was getting serious about getting in shape, this isn't what I had in mind.
Brother, I'm gonna see you guys in five minutes.
You guys go, I uh, I want to uh, ah, I had too much fun, guys.
Hey, Jengzy, what if I told you this is what it's like when you open up and touch him on
an incognito browser?
It's, it's down there.
Are you supposed to be running with us?
People grow, bro.
Some people are players and some people are coaches.
I'm here, I want to super run.
Yo, did you make me a packet of absinthe?
There's no song in there!
No, I swear it's coming!
The seeds ventilated.
Alright, we're Parker.
There we go.
No, why was that guy in a banana costume?
Alright, let's go.
Just that.
Yep, we can look on this.
Look man, look man, look man, look man. This is good. He has no E. You can E a whole Q E.
Keep hitting him. You can hold off for a bit. Don't art, don't art, don't art. You guys.
There you go now. Take the wave. Quick drops after Q. Quick drops after Q. Let's go.
Let's do some stuff though.
Here we go.
Let's get out of this screen.
Let's go on top. Let's go on top. It's terrible.
Here we go! Yes!
Nice!
Y'all can uh...
We can poke them.
Oh yeah, we'll reset them and poke them after.
Come on!
Let's go bro.
Let's go get the dragon, that's how it needs!
Now you're gonna look on the ground, after the ground we play on the dragon, okay?
Let's focus on it!
I'm fucking everywhere!
Okay now we can look top out of base, James C. We can easily look top out of base.
To the lane to maximum speed right?
Exactly, yes, good
Now, send this bush for a second, send the bush
And Nasus walks up to these guys
Alright, go, ping, ping
So we know, now, now, now, now
I
Yeah
No, I think it's another song
Come on now.
I'm fucking dead.
I'm getting down, bitch!
It's happening tonight!
Okay, now James, you listen to me, okay?
Are you listening?
All the way, bro!
Okay, right now, we're going to put them up on the box side after box side.
We're going to be looking on balling, okay?
Ooh, they're going to be a bit of a rescue, but you're dead.
You're starting to keep farming it up.
Now, next thing coming up is the Herald.
Do you see it?
Yep.
Alright so let's go.
So this game is a little more chess.
Jump up.
This could be...
It could be free.
I don't want you to, like, instant art. Don't instant art. Go in. I'll play one star.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Good!
Alright, now, take the next wave that we held. Next wave, next wave.
Okay, so now what I want to do is just get the hell out of this stuff.
Oh, I know all the way back exactly. Yes
Okay
So now we're gonna get this after this we're folkering right
Okay, our slightest up in the three JC we need to hit the I
Uh, can you keep hitting me? Hit the fist, hit the fist, hit the fist.
Okay, Jason.
I
Breathe play that goes back to your fault. What did you do wrong?
Yeah, you're auto-ing the reference
You don't do that
He went up the slide because uh, it's up to him.
Alright.
Listen.
This chipper wants to get him.
Now we're gonna hook up the poke here afterwards to the slide, okay?
I would honestly say, yeah, what for this?
Take the wave, take the wave.
Yep, now if you're up for the fight, I would kill the owner.
I would kill the owner.
Fight with her.
Why are you scared, though?
Fight, fight.
You're putting this on speed.
You're not in, you're not in.
the main issue is I've been using controller for 20 years so my mechanics are dog set no
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, listen.
I didn't need.
No.
Because that's a cop out.
That's a cop out reason.
The main issue there was camera.
You did not hover over the Leona,
so you backed off for too long.
You remember when I told you that that's
going to be the thing that holds you back?
Yes.
Exactly.
So I want you to say it.
Say the issue there was my camera control was bad.
The issue there was my camera control was bad.
OK.
And what else issue did you have?
I messed up my E.
Okay, there you go.
See, messed up your camera control was bad.
Are those things you can fix?
Yes.
Good, so that's what we're gonna do.
So now get the Gromp and then after let's look for bot.
Yeah, I'm in a bit.
Help! You've got a cloud!
Why are you running away?!
Nice.
There's no fight you fushing him good.
This is just insane what guys just target like.
They want us good.
All right, it's no buyer item.
So Jinxie what was the problem there?
I'm not gonna play good doing that like I can't play good doing this.
doing this. I can't do this. Just not like shitting down my own chest the whole time.
I cannot, you play like this? You actually do this. When you play, you do this. You torture
yourself?
When I actually feel like climbing, yes. Because the thing is, Jamesy, do you want me to explain
to you the reason why this is good? I just want you to focus your thoughts on Dragon,
okay? Let me explain to you the reason why this is good. Are you ready to actually
have an open mind?
Yes.
When you play League of Legends, a lot of the things that you do are passive.
You're passively playing games, you're passively curing up, you're passively doing all these
things.
And the problem is that even though over the course of a thousand games, you're going
to ingrain better mechanics and better champion understanding and all this stuff, the problem
is that you're not making the progress that you can.
Because the second that you sit there and you start saying, what issue did I make
there?
is you to be accountable and understand your mistakes and the second you understand your
mistakes you can say okay in the future I will control my camera better I will press my E
I will use my R properly I will use my flash properly and when you have all of these things
actively in your mind it forces your game play to be better because you're conscious
about the mistakes you're making do you understand yep good so I wanted to play for the crab
here you're gonna walk with your team five enemies on the crab I know well
there's three and you have four let's run jump jump camera control right please
die just die thank you nice not this not this not this there you go okay now
now go crabbing and ping baron now jinxi did was that a good fight yes or
no great fight no wasn't why can I do Baron right now no well I'm like yes
yes but I wanted to talk to me like we need to make this why why was that not
a great fight do you mean like the selection of the fight or do you mean
my mechanics in the fight the mechanics I don't know it was common control again
because when you were going oh yeah no I don't yeah yeah because so that's what
I want to hear from you. I want you to say yeah, don't test I saw for one second when the fight started and because
On my team could have died because I died have control and the more we ingrain this the more that you're gonna
Actually be able to actively improve them. Yeah
All right
Just remember what I'm doing isn't a shit on you or till I do it. It's to make you improve
No, I just say I have like 600 games played not doing camera control and I just learned it an hour ago
So like it's gonna take a while for me to learn that I agree. I agree
But it's going to take you a hell of a lot less time if you're actively aware of it when it's an issue.
You understand?
Yeah.
So now, your next item by the way, when you reset next, I want you to kill you Naur, go top.
I want you to get Spur Visage. You're not going to do death sounds.
Press W now.
And go for it.
Free kill.
Now I don't want you to R because it's a long cooldown and we want it up for dragon.
See? Free kill.
All right, and then I would just run jogging
All right, you got this it's our jog you're playing for a soul
now camera control let's look up a bit
I agree I agree but let's look up fight
after no fighting on so it's all the way
see so there what fuck yeah just
I mean, you're doing this. No. No, no, no. No. No.
Yes.
How much do anybody things me? How much do all of that?
Okay.
I'm so smart. I knew it.
Okay. So now, next.
Well, I think he's got the record.
himself. Yeah. Nice fight Joe guy. We'll play. Now, James, you want to know the real reason
why self accountability is so important? Why? Because the second you start practicing it,
you improve so much that you never have to put these cock suckers ever again. And they're
going to be stuck here forever. Oh, I know. I can't wait. Can't wait to get the fuck
out of here
look for the uh...
you should have fought with me and died
i'm forty years old
i've been playing chogat and bronzer six years
alright let's push man, let's push man
his brain was so delayed it took him like eighteen seconds to ping me
i kill you kill you nar.. don't move
so the second she flashes there
you get an instant hold
now walk with you team med
one more auto to kill the craigslist
Okay, it's gonna be very nice.
Oh no no no.
My W?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
You're nothing.
I did not.
I was playing dead.
Uh ping for help.
Go go go.
No no.
Go mid, go mid, go mid.
Look uh, okay.
Take turret.
No, now push this.
Push this.
Turret turret turret turret turret turret.
Yes.
Take the wave.
Uh you can.
Uh, you can fight this.
But you might have to back off soon, because uh, oh, nice it's good.
Hey, now after this you're gonna go NASA soon?
Yo, what is that called again? The pedophile ability? What is that?
Uh, that's his W.
No, that hourglass thing. What is that?
Oh, Zonias.
Yeah.
That shit is so stupid.
I said it's not that bad.
Unironically, Zonius is probably one of the most broken items, if not the most in the entire game.
I can't think of anything that's more annoying than I've dealt with.
Okay.
So, Jhin's here, you listening to me?
Yep.
Okay.
Two minutes on Dragon.
If we get soul, the game is auto-one.
Okay?
Yep.
Okay.
So, Cher, what you're going to do is out of base, I want you to start pinging on the crab.
Pinging, the crab, the crab, the crab is up in 20 seconds and you need it for the soul,
right?
So that's the first thing we're going to do, we're not doing anything else.
Do you understand why?
Yes.
That's okay. You still got the buff. It's alright.
Okay, got this. Now, we're going to need some camera control with the rest of our team.
You want to play off your afelios. Your afelios is very fat. Alright.
Wait here.
Just wait.
Wait.
What if they go Baron?
Then you go there.
Wait.
Yep.
Wait.
Yep. Wait. This is good. Should we keep leading? Cause I feel like once the spawns are going
to come. Well then if they come earlier then you kill
them and if they don't come then you just get sold.
So now go to the dragon. Go to the dragon and hover over Baron.
They're all baron, they all trade Baron. It doesn't matter dude, do the dragon.
so right yeah so it's better what is trogath doing what is trogath doing what
is trogath doing it might just to cause as fast as possible and then see if you
can go up with your team
all right that's good may have soul perfect
so
walk with your filial yeah I'm just gonna go for them
Okay, go on the piss the piss the piss all the piss. Oh
This is good. This is good
Nice nice. It's all you. It's all you. Let's go. You're not first you're not first and then that's just nice. No, man
man, man, man
Let's fucking go, baby. Did you like that hold Q. Did you like that?
That's so clean. I did. Okay. So now take a seat. I'm gonna ask you a question
We're gonna practice to see your awareness. Are you ready? Yeah
So I'm gonna tell you something that's gonna shock you are you ready? Yeah
Okay
What's that game easier to win than the normal game now?
No, no hold tab and look at the brand
Wait
I know I know so now back off and then you're gonna recall but
that but that's what i'm saying it's like it's about awareness right but yeah
the brands they've been in a case since like two minutes and
ready to know that let's go
so now
and then after you're gonna recall
i want you to buy executioners calling
and then you buy click spurred visage
So search up EXE nice and now you buy spirit massage good and now you go go man middle of team
I didn't know this guy was the FK
To be fair if I was in your game
I wouldn't realize either because it's like when it's not hard of a game you like never know, you know
So what he's been all into and then left
What are like psychopaths?
Yeah, but it's okay cause he's on the end, dude.
Yo, Cho'Gath just one tapped him. What was that? Holy shit.
So that's Cho'Gath's ult.
Is that a little pinch thing when he like pinches?
Yeah, it's very sincere and he just fucking like chomps you for like a thousand true damage.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, end the game. End the game.
Oh god, back off, back off this really bad.
So what changed in a second?
What changed was that you were tanking the tower because you were hitting with like Titanic Hydra and then your Leona entered.
Okay, so...
Listen, we're still gonna win this one, okay?
Oh my god, man. I'm not playing good today at all.
Well, listen, if you want me to be honest-
So how do you know, like, when the turret's hitting me?
Because there's just 30,000 players there.
I just, I can't know if the turret's hitting me or not.
Yeah, definitely.
I don't know
Yeah, no, definitely it's like an awareness thing because like if you have so much going on your screen
And it's a bit harder we can just walk me down on the game here
But I'm gonna be honest bro, it's not that you're playing bad today
It's just the fact that your first two games were really tilting this game
You weren't even playing bad if I'm being real like did you have some misplaced here in our show?
But it's not like it's like losing performances, you know
you just feel like you're playing bad because I took six turret top did I
actually yeah no one's gonna help you right no it doesn't matter you want this
you want to listen wait okay how did that miss one and then two how did you
keep putting in keep on cuz I got it cuz they're going to be on a
why are we so disconnected from each other oh my god someone's gonna make me put a bullet in my head
okay type type we need to group as five
okay press p how much will they miss in Friday how did the armist and then how did
Silas turn into warwick is that his ability well his ability is that he can use your ultimate
So he saw your ultimate, you said he missed, and then afterwards you used yours and you missed.
Okay, I have good news, do you want to hear it?
How about this like, wait hold up, this is like ending.
Yeah.
What's your good news about this?
So the good news is that the game is so 4v5 and Elder Dragon is about to spawn, so let's go to that Elder Dragon right now and let's take him.
Try not wait in base to get my thing or yeah, you have time to wait you can wait you can wait you can wait
It's like 10 seconds
I really know boy
Please don't fight without me guys
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Yeah I can see your things, that's why I see your fucking things.
Okay you're gonna have to go through the hills, God your hills isn't it.
Oh no. Should we just take the elder?
No no. It's not a war we can't-
No no no your your your ghost both.
Uh maybe look towards your leono. Watch towards your leono. Your leono? Your leono?
Yep, go to the water and then ult him.
OOOOOH MY GOD!
Take my, take my, kill.
This could be good. James this could be good.
This could be good. THIS COULD BE GOOD, YOU'RE THE FUCKING CHILL!
your videos is so fucking horrible but I'm gonna be honest this isn't even like
janksy versus accountability your feels is a fucking piece of shit I need to die
why did this okay so chat I just and I know accountability I'm a bronze player
yeah get your next censure we are pinging elder for nine minutes
consecutively we're pinging elder right when elder spawns she walks out of
elder into four people like I actually don't even have words
it's okay wait it's time to get out there wait look at all their drag look
at all their drag what's happening I feel like I should probably go to other yeah
Yeah, this could be really fucking bad though.
We just gotta get on the A side.
This actually feels like an iron game.
This reminds me of iron so much.
It's so hectic and chaotic.
This reminds me of iron days so much.
OK, Marma Jinx, you gotta stick this mic.
No, just go burn an end.
Burn an end.
Burn an end to the safest.
now jinx i wanted to have ggez jungle death
hey don't say that
fuck an easy
alright now smite this and then go mid
No ping. Ping mid.
Is still is a smurf? The chat is saying it's a smurf.
I don't know. He has shurma mode.
Alright, he has shurma mode, so I can't tell.
Okay, remember, stay on your phylios.
Stay on your phylios.
Oh, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, oh.
GG.
Okay, press, press E flash on her.
Press E in, uh, god, run right.
No, no, run right, run run.
No, no, you're too low, you're too low.
She's hot.
Recall, recall, recall, recall, recall, recall.
Can't, nothing.
No, you can't. Just go, just go, you can't buy anything.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Okay, I think out of base here you can actually have- oh my gosh, holy shit.
I got him just to lock in more.
Okay.
I'm going to be real, listen to me.
You think the games are going a lull worse than they are because you're tilted.
Bro it's just I just do not play well when I stream this game.
I don't really know how to explain it.
It's just the never ending back seating in the chat, the question marks.
I feel like I can only play League at an optimal level when I'm like listening to music off
stream.
I just cannot do it, bro.
I can't.
And like, I know I can get gold.
I should have already got gold.
Like it's actually getting aids at this point because I had a hechrom game of course,
and then I had a lag out game.
That was the first like actual game, but that was a five before.
But bro, I think I need what two wins.
Well, think of it this way, bro.
or even on the day right now, like you're not down.
No, I know. It's just, it's just annoying cause like,
I got ridiculously unlucky and then I got tilted
and I'm not really playing well.
And I don't want to hit goal if I'm playing like shit.
I don't, but yeah, I don't know, man.
But also I am probably going to watch this NFL game.
So I'm probably going to hit this tomorrow, I think.
I don't know.
I got you. I got you.
Well, listen, the only thing I want to say right now
is I want you to go to overview for a second.
Hover over the amount of wins.
What?
Now, do you see that number?
222?
What if I told you, Jane, see that that's a sign?
Of what?
Search up right now, 222 Angel number.
So now, what if I told you, Jinxie, that even in spite of everything, the numbers signify
balance and good things to come.
So it's a thing now where, yes, I know you tilted all that kind of stuff, but your 2-2-2
wins and your level 69, it literally could not be better than this right now.
I would ironically the most mad I've ever been on my stream, like I'm not even kidding.
When I was getting called a bronze or iron player when I was first time in Hecarim, I
actually wanted to like start putting my hands on people.
Well, click on the Hecarim game for a second and I have a genuine question.
How did it feel?
Because you played really well and your entire team entered.
So is there really something where you never want to lock it in again or would
you be down to actually like learn it. I just don't think hecram's as strong as like warwick or
ye in like low arena I guess I don't know it's too much like I think hecram is just too much like
movement and shit I don't know well that's the reason why I think unironically it would be good
for you because a lot of your problems sometimes are because of your clicks and hecram is a
champion that's all about clicks so it forces you to learn that. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. I'm broke,
like chat, and I'm not even just saying this, people are going to say I'm coping.
Guys, I could literally get gold whenever I want. All I have to do is just rip games
off stream. When I stream this game, it's actually demonic. Game one was Warwick Yi
double ban. Game two was a lag out. That's sickening. Guys, how is that, guys, I
I'd never do this bad when I'm not streaming the game.
How do I go to my last games where I wasn't streaming?
I actually just want to go to them.
SCX.
Scroll down.
Okay.
Starting from the 836.
Okay. So this was off stream, right?
Yep.
All right. This game off stream, just whatever.
Just classic jungle gap, high SCS in the lobby.
No big deal.
Tristana was huge.
Good shit.
Okay, this game. I was literally two and oh and my top laner went AFK. Where's he at? There was the piece of shit
This guy this guy went AFK. So then we lost then this game
I went 16 and four. So this is off stream 16 and four nine assists. Okay
Keep scrolling eight and seven dub whatever 13 and five. Oh, these are the ranked fives games
This game, Offstream Jinxie, just 14 kills, zero deaths, just, you know, best player at
all of silver, like literally.
Guys, I'm telling you, man, I can get gold at the drop of a hat, literally.
Literally, I get gold at the drop of a hat.
It's just when I play this game and I'm getting rage baited, I actually cannot perform
well.
But this is the thing that confuses me because you're saying they can't perform
well, but it's like I'm looking at your game and say, right, 9 and 1, then you
You went 9 and 7 first time in Hackerum with an ending team, 8 and 9 because you got DDoS mid game, and then you had 8, 7 and 11, which is even like that out of a score.
So it's not even like you're, I'm telling you, if you really sit there and think about it, it wasn't as bad as you make it out to be.
Like it just feels a lot worse because of two losses that you had with the most cancer games ever.
Yeah, bro. I literally played Hecarim for the first time in four months.
I had a one in 12 Lux, a two in 12 Aurelian soul of four and nine Tristana,
and then a two in four top laner whose gamer tag is 15 year old girl.
So just an open pedophile on my team.
Like this is when you're just not meant to get gold, literally.
And then the next game I lagged out at the most crucial part of the game.
Your brother plays off-street. Yeah, you guys are just like, you guys are actually just like evil. I don't know. I actually will say, no, my brother does not play off-street.
Silver League lobbies are not rocket science. They sit under the turret, you gank them and kill them, you get huge, you get all the items.
I had a curiosity. Do you think it would help you if you won like sub mode only like when it's not it's just the fact that when I'm streaming I'm worried about streaming and when I'm not streaming I'm literally just looking at the game and I'm listening to music. I'm just looking at the game and I'm listening to music. That's it.
That's it.
So you know what I think could unironically help you then
when it comes to streaming league?
I'm not embolishing when I say this.
What I used to do when I would get really tilted
is I would literally just minimize chat for the game.
Like you still talk to them like they're there,
but it's like you make up their answers
as if you're reading out messages
and you sit there and you just like pretend
like they're there, almost like you're hallucinating them.
Exactly.
Exactly, literally.
but yeah, it's just, you know, tonight chat,
it's not in the cards.
It's not in the cards.
Like, it's like, I just had everything.
Bro, don't test.
You were playing a game.
I played a game.
I went nine and one.
I was two wins off.
I was like, oh, it's gonna be a cake walk.
And then at five minutes later, I'm on heckro.
Well, no, no, no, scroll down.
Jensi, your first game of today
wasn't the nine and one game.
It was the six and four game.
I didn't play today though
Wait, what was the option? No, no. Oh, it's the eight and three game. That's the one
Yeah, that was today. Wait, was that today? Yeah was so you went eight and three then I started coaching you then you went nine and one
So actually upper went on the day
Wait, are you sure? Yes, because you played one and I was still in the game
So yeah, yeah, the other Tristana was carrying. Yes. Yes. Yes, this was the game
Yeah, it's just, this was the most disgusting session of League ever.
Yeah, I don't think I'm doing anything tomorrow, so like I can easily hit it tomorrow, right?
I mean, I'm literally going to play and get one one off. I'll probably off stream. Actually, I don't know if I will. I might just get the two in tomorrow.
But yeah, it's like it's really not hard. I just have to have like my champion pool.
Um, and just not lag out to be honest. That's about it.
Do you want to do it earlier tomorrow or like later again?
Um, I don't know. Um, problem's like a little later.
Okay, wait, am I doing something tomorrow? I don't think I am.
Am I?
Oh, I might get on no pixel.
But I don't think I'm in no pixel.
Do a mood. I hate watch to cool off.
You check. I'm going to do no pixel, but I don't think no pixel has like ever accepted me. Like I still have eyes. I'll call you about that tomorrow. Have us like out of town.
I don't know. I'll probably hit it tomorrow. I might do no pixel. I am pretty annoyed though that this was that disgusting session. Like that was actually disgusting.
Tecramen and logging out
Okay, there's something that could actually make you feel better though. I'm not kidding what?
Muda's currently 36 minutes into the game
He's six and 11 and he might lose if he loses this game
It's like watching Muda have a worse day than you could unironically fix your mood. Do you want to watch it?
Yeah, I'll show a screen like this is the thing about being a leg streamer
jingsy is that watching your friends lose games unironically is the best thing
okay do you see my screen wait Jackson dark got hurt what what happened what is
we're listening to this seems like classical music is he pat right now I
I think he is but if he losing my demotic old
Oh no
Is this the story?
Like look at his chat here
Here, let me do this chat.
This is what it's like to string late.
Pause it.
Team?
Question mark?
Where's your team?
Throw, ass, loser, team FK.
Bro, team five.
Where's Evelyn?
Evelyn, ooh, ooh, ooh, exhausted the wrong guy.
Like, this is just so gross.
Go back to it.
It looks like he's about to rage.
Don't go live.
Just, yeah, play.
I thought there was just one guy spamming ass loser.
Oh no.
He might win.
What about his Nexus though?
No, I think he's going to win Jynxie.
Oh.
Oh
Yeah, that's day ruined right there. This has just been the worst day ever
Yeah, bro, I'll see you don't us. I'll see you all have a good one
All right chat I might play no pixel tomorrow if I can I kind of just can't get in the server
I don't really know how to explain it, but chat. I love y'all boys, bro. Dart actually got injured really
Are you guys trolling? What the fuck happened? His knee?
It's like Jackson Dart tore his ACL. Are you serious, bro? Oh my god.
No, he's walking you can't end on a loss fucking watch me bro, okay chat plan for tomorrow
I'm probably gonna play no pixel. I'm trying to play. I don't know
They're like I do this form and I've done it like twice, but I like kind of just can't get in
Maybe tomorrow. We'll see. Yeah, I love you up, bro
Nonetheless, fun stream shout out to us really unlucky demonic games, but it's all good chat. Love y'all boys and I'll see you
Tomorrow chat. We're probably gonna do no pixel love you guys and yeah, I'm gonna go watch the NFL game
But bro dark got hurt bro if dark actually like yo if dark actually got hurt dear
The Giants are just they're the unluckiest team in the league. They're just never gonna catch a break. I
Literally said when they're healthy, they're the most underrated team in the NFL, but they're only walked off. Okay, that's good
Okay, I'm glad he walked off chat love y'all see you guys tomorrow hopefully we can do no pixel not a guarantee
Don't rage at me. Hope it