Jynxzi
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09-22-2026 · 5h 44m
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DART is out for the season, DART is out for the season. Are you guys fucking serious?
Say you swear to God.
Want something? Guys, is there like a link of like an Adam Schefter tweet or Ian Rappaport?
Hey, Jinxie, I picked up your geek bar, avoid put that shit back in the bag, bro.
I don't, I don't vape bro, update your notice.
Wait, what is my notice?
Oh my God, is it still Fortnite tournament?
Is it actually Jesus, ham boning with the five gifts in it.
Holding ball knowledge.
Guys, give me like an Adam Shepter tweet.
Oh, bleacher report on ESPN wait, Jackson dart.
Out for season.
Yeah, maybe Twitter, maybe Twitter, maybe Twitter, maybe Twitter, maybe Twitter, dude,
I cannot open Twitter blind though on stream because bro, sometimes there's just a dangling
penis in my face.
Whoa, what is that?
I just saw it on Twitter, I've seen this on my homepage.
Bring back NA East, December, 2026.
Oh, I remember Ozzy was talking about this,
how like it hasn't been on East in a minute.
Isn't it on Central now?
Buga!
Buga!
What in the country?
Oh, Buga.
Jen, I actually met Buga like a month ago, I think,
or two months ago, whatever that was.
Buga!
What are you doing, man?
This is important!
What's going on?
What are you doing here? Don't worry about it. Just get in the heart.
Is that like a wears Waldo shirt?
It's exciting.
Bro, Chad, did y'all read the wears Waldo when you were a kid?
It doesn't matter. Come on, game!
Hurry up, bro. Let's go, Ibuga!
Yo, what's good, dude?
Canada?
What are you doing here?
I'm ready. Let me get in.
Dude, you're a West player, bro. This isn't...
This is a-
CHET IS BEATERBOT IN THIS?
You did.
Bro what? Stop being weird bro.
Come on dude!
What do you mean I'm a West player?
Come back here!
What?
Bro I'ma be honest, West is like the weakest region in any game.
Dude back in the day on Siege, we would literally get one West player with like four East players and just eat the 90 ping because the West players were so bad.
bro it goes like east is the most comp then central then scuss which is like
south central then west west is just bro I'm gonna be honest west is ass in any
game west is ass wait wait wait wait
shut it that I'm coming man what are we even doing here
Yo, who are we waiting on bro?
Peterbot, it's gonna be Peterbot.
I promise you, he always comes.
Boy, you're so-
Calm down, calm down.
I'm here.
Warrant, dude!
They're getting the army, man.
Come on, boy.
Oh, shit!
Yo, guys.
Guys, look at that!
You see that?
Wait, no exit!
Wait, no exit!
Wait, no exit!
Is that real?
Oh my God.
Next.
Where is this?
That East Coast.
No exit!
Wait, but what state is going to be the zero ping state?
In the bus it said New York.
Chad, what state is going to be the zero ping state?
Oh, it was Virginia.
So what?
All the Fortnite pros are just gonna live in Virginia.
But wasn't it Virginia back in the day?
I swear to God, I remember that.
I swear I remember that.
Way back in the day, it was Virginia.
That's weird.
Yo, I think it's the same for Siege.
What, wait, why?
Why is Virginia...
The East server homes, home HQ.
If it's the same for all six, because Mingo would get like one pink.
Virginia, specifically Northern Virginia data center, Ali entered into Ashburn is the undisputed server headquarters for the East coast in the world because it was the literal birthplace of the commercial internet, which built in on a.
an unassailable infrastructure.
How do you say this?
I've never seen that in my life.
Unassailable infrastructure advantage,
up to 70 percent of global internet traffic flow.
Yeah, because bro, what is there to do in Virginia, bro?
Go to school. Yeah, man.
Jack, I'm going to be honest, bro.
Right when you exit school, your reading skills go down and your writing skills go down facts.
Wow, that was amazing. Oh my God. Why are there like AI bots on Twitch now? I don't.
Yo, I noticed this about three days ago.
There is literal like, there is literal AI messengers on Twitch.
I'm not even kidding.
There is fucking AI messengers.
Nice reading, fuckface.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, what?
New black eyes variants have been added to AlphaPax for a limited time.
for a chance to get a green or a purple variant from September 22 to October 13.
Chat, did y'all watch the game last night? Oh, I shouldn't have went live on YouTube
because I didn't watch the highlights. It honestly was kind of a snooze-fast game, though.
Dart, wait, okay. Where do you see the dart injury report at, though? Are you guys just, like,
baiting me here?
Oh, my God, Adam Schepter, 19 minutes ago.
So breaking further testing today revealed,
Giants quarterback, Jackson darts knee injury
is worse than initially thought.
And the team and dart are now facing the possibility
of a season ending injury sources to ESPN
of all of the QB injuries suffered in week two,
darts is turning out to easily be the most significant.
Yeah, I mean, this shit is just depressing
and it's the nature of the NFL.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest,
my heart genuinely goes out to the New York Giants fans.
I said this before the season,
the Giants are one of the most underrated teams in the NFL
when they're healthy.
The problem is three of their most important players
on their offense,
Dart, Scataboo, and neighbors
all suffered injuries last season.
Neighbors suffered injuries in 2024 and 2025.
So this team's biggest thing
is just gonna be being healthy, bro.
If they're never if they're never healthy like
Dude, I feel like the Giants low key have a team brown because their offense is good when healthy their defense is pretty good
Their defense is actually really good. They're run defense is good. Their pass rush is good
Yeah, man, this is just depressing
the the Giants
The Giants fans are in what is it called?
It starts with a P
They're in pro prologue. No
Um, purge note during purgatory. That's what it's called. Did I use that word right?
Oh, not really actually not even close. Wow. I don't know what word I was trying to use. Yeah, bro
the Giants. Wow, I really missed on that the Giants fans are just in like a never-ending depression because
Because they finally have an actual team because the Giants have been shit for a long time.
Honestly, since the Eli Manning era, the Giants have kind of been shit.
This is like, bro, when the Giants were healthy last year, they beat the Eagles on prime time.
That game brought me so much fucking joy.
Yeah, I don't know.
This is just depressing.
I actually like the Giants.
Your YouTube chat is cooked.
What do you mean?
What do you mean my YouTube chat is cooked?
Am I even live on YouTube? Oh, yeah, I am
What is cooked
This is sevens sending love and positivity. Thank you, bro. You used it, right?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Yo, yo, William Mason, William Mason, you just typed skibbity Rizzy in my chat, bro.
In 2027 damn near you just typed skibbity Rizzy.
Yo, YouTube chat, I'll be all boys, bro.
Okay.
I'm sorry for the Giants fans.
I actually, I kind of like the Giants fans.
They're pretty, pretty good fan base.
They're not really annoying.
I just feel bad at this point.
Y'all are never going to have a healthy season, man.
Who's coming in? Who's no QB now?
Oh my God, it's Winston.
Oh my God, it's actually James Winston.
I love James Winston.
So, chat, a little bit of a throwback.
James Winston was actually...
James Winston probably is my favorite player in the NFL
because my dad went to Florida State.
My dad was a seminal.
My dad actually played on the Florida State Seminals
for like a year or by the way.
And we would watch Florida State all the time.
And when James Winston won a Heisman,
like I love James Winston, then he went to the box.
Like I'll always have a soft spot in my heart.
I use my favorite player.
So giants, here we go.
Here we go, giants.
Yo, don't sleep on him though, don't sleep on him.
But go.
Yeah, yeah, what are these?
What's that?
What?
Terrible, what's that?
Somebody jump on size, damn!
All right, you look at the final five weeks,
the buy, and then a date with Indianapolis,
that's a big one, the Colts after they got that
two-point conversion laid out in New England
to win by one there.
that two point conversion laid at New England to win by one there. They really need that one if they
want to try to catch Denver then a couple of road games against both the Chargers the Bengals
and then they finish up with the Kansas City team that they nearly had beat narrow had if not.
I love how serious Bo next is in this. From block.
Work. That's your leader. I'll tell you one thing man.
I want to think about this opportunity that we all know, bro, my favorite Javis Winston
moment.
He's like, I thank the Lord for allowing us to play in some snow.
That is my favorite one and that's got to be in here.
That's what we do it for as a, as a kid, my, my passion was always football.
I didn't realize that my passion was playing football.
I look at it.
I was like, no, what are you doing?
That's a W.
Hey, Bucks fans, y'all remember these jerseys aware.
This is what I call the dark time of the box NFL career.
These jerseys, we probably had the worst record in the NFL
with these jerseys overall.
That's a W.
How many of you want to eat a W tonight?
How many of you want to eat a W tonight?
I'm looking to this camera right here the way I was raised I was taught to love no matter
the circumstances especially for people who do right by you I'm grateful that he just
me it's a podcast. Bro, there's the one in the snow. It's
that's my favorite clip.
Is that not a what? Is that not a word? What could be the start
of what you said is something special moving forward? Man,
it's a, it's a white boy from Detroit that I really admire.
Man, Eminem, he said, you only get one shot. You not miss your
chance to blow this opportunity last once in a lifetime. And I know I got a quote, you
know, Eminem, even Detroit, he right up the road. But it's an opportunity to continue
to go for the Lord, even through the toughest circumstances. I know I'm better than this.
I know I'm like, I'm just praying for the Lord to deliver me from yo man. What's up with
the Cleveland Browns? It's like there's always some absolute quarterback disaster going on
and Cleveland. Chad, who's better? Shader or um, Chad, who's better? Shader or um, Deshaun Watson?
You just lost to them. You realize you can't rage bait me, right? I'm un-rage baitable. I
said this yesterday. I want to go 0-17. I want to have the worst team in the NFL so we can fire
our whole coaching staff. You can't ragebate me. Yo, let me let me like break your brain here.
Just because you guys beat the bucks, this isn't an accomplishment, bro. Do you want a
chocolate chip cookie? We suck dicks. Like good job beating us, bro. Do you want a cookie?
Stopping playing?
Hey Chad who's stopping playing who's stopping playing who's stopping playing
Oh, no, not Twitter. Oh god. Oh god not Twitter. Oh god not Twitter. Oh god not Twitter
We're stopping
Wait, they're not playing yet, or did they lose now they didn't lose to VP fuck no
They'd be like, not to put them down guns up, fuck that.
Who does he play?
Who does he play?
Jinxie, I'm your tightest fan.
I'm your tightest fan.
I'm your tightest fan, Jinx.
Me, me, me, me, me.
getting carried once again.
Which at who does stomach play?
Oh, team heretics.
I'll probably tune in chat.
Like that's just, that's not me.
Like phenomenal game, offense, do some great things.
Bro, but I'm gonna tell you this
and only people with actual deep ball knowledge
understand this.
James Winston is either going to literally win you a fantasy week outright.
Like he will throw five touchdowns sometimes, or he will throw five interceptions.
There's no in between.
Dude, when he was on the Bucks, him and Mike Evans, this is when I was in the
fantasy leagues when I was in high school, him and Mike Evans would literally drop
like 60 points between the two of them sometimes.
And then the next week, Winston would throw four picks.
Bro, but the thing about Dart, the reason why Dart
so disgusting is because of how good of a rusher he is dart is so good at running
Winston slow as fuck i miss it up
i'm gonna give the champion's punch because he's too back to stop me so i'm doing this
i said champion's punch brighten his face and we back again i hear players on football
Oh my gosh, here we are here. We all saw my first snow game. Let's get it.
You know, there's a lot of factors there. Oh, I remember this. Dude, this is when the saints got
like canceled for a week, like their coach or something. They're causing it to not be successful.
Look at the score. Look at the score. Let's go watch this. Oh, man. Oh, no, it was Winston,
because the coach said to Neil.
That's not extra guys.
Let's say guys, what do you want to do?
We know how much the mall means to the team
and I understood it from DA's perspective.
So I give him that.
Bro, I just want to find this one clip.
Oh my god, oh my god, this is it, this is it.
Okay, okay, this is my favorite game.
Let's watch some clips.
This is my favorite game.
So, uh...
Weather conditions tonight.
We're expecting winds up to 15 miles per hour
in a wintery mix.
How will that impact your ability to throw the ball?
I am so happy and grateful that the Lord has blessed me to play in some snow, to be in
true football weather, and leave in Ohio at Huntington Bay Field today to give him the
glory.
It's a beautiful day.
It sure feels like you're playing in the AMC North.
It is.
It's magical.
Thank you.
Every single.
I think he went on to drop a bomb this game.
Like I think Jerry Judy had like two tons, if I remember correctly.
I think he went on to drop a bomb this game.
Am I tweaking?
I think he did.
Yeah, but guys, I'm gonna be honest,
what a beautiful person.
Yeah, dude, if you don't like James Winston,
what love is something wrong with you?
This guy's my favorite player in the NFL.
I fucking love James Winston.
When he's done with his career,
he should actually do like a podcast or commentate games.
He would be so funny.
I actually hate the NFL commentators.
Chris Cullinsworth cannot get Patrick Mahomes dick out of his mouth and I know this is like a TikTok trend and everybody knows this
It's actually fucking annoying
Cuz every Sunday night slot the Chiefs play half the time
Oh
And here's a guy
Who just look at him go he just he's not fazed by anything. He's a true vet and then it's like Mahomes isn't even playing
Josh Allen's like throwing off of his back foot because, you know, Josh Allen's also a generational talent, but Chris Collins was totally disregards that and he's like, that looks a little Mahomi as if Mahomes like invented throwing off your back foot or something.
I can't.
Chris Collins would need to get the fuck out of the studio.
And worst of all is Joe Buck.
Joe Buck legitimately is the most boring commentator in any sports ever.
You can watch a 97-yard touchdown and 97-yard kick return and Joe Buck will be like,
and Devin Hester, he's going, going, going, and gone.
Devin Hester, 97-yard kick return touchdown for the Chicago Bears.
Joe Buck like legitimately puts me to sleep, bro.
I need to get a fucking Nike will to listen to that.
And they let that guy cast World Cup games.
That guy was casting World Cup games.
Brother, is he in the Illuminati?
How is he casting World Cup games?
He's the most boring commentator in the league.
And then Chris Collins was like,
even worse with the homestick run.
He has to be in the, Joe Buck talks in lowercase.
Yes.
How many Super Bowls does Josh Adam have?
So I said Josh Adams a generational talent and then that's your response.
So you're you're you're a ring grandee. You're one of those guys that only determines players skill sets off of their rings.
Well, I genuinely feel sorry for you because you'll never be able to like watch sports with above a five IQ G2 month a month can help right anybody on chat.
Mods are predictions. Holy shit. It's 90% gq fan voted check. I want to watch Toppin
That's what you do for Messi so the annoying part is
I'm not gonna do the messy thing again because I lose brain cells every time guys
I don't even need to talk about Messi's
Ballon doors or World Cup or anything. I can literally just say he averages more goals and assists than Ronaldo on average
He's just more productive on the field GG. That's the whole argument. That's all I ever say
And it's not a here we go. It's like hey
these are the two most important statistics as an attacking footballer and
Messy averages more goals and assists than Ronaldo. This is all I've said for the past three years
On yes, Shaco does play it is a comfort operator for him
But also think about how many times we have a watch stop and then we'll rip clips after and then I'll probably larp around on
on, um, Brian, one of the lots of NFL highlights, but I went live on YouTube. Fuck. Oh, also
chat. No pixel return is tomorrow. I'm making my return to GTA five, no pixel, the best
RP server in the world tomorrow. After a three year hiatus of being banned, I'm, I'm fucking
back and I'm not going to fuck up this time. If there's for us to take our way into chat
BRB very much. Um, we're watching something mods run predictions mods. Don't even do winter
lose. Let's run conditions on will stop and get nine or more. No, eight, put his line
at 8.5 low key, 8.5 kills or more low key. It's kind of a risky line to take because
if they seven, no, he's not going to get eight kills. If they seven, no, we'll see the heretics
find a way. Let me swap models together.
FG2 with this
This is an interesting Valcstrak. Do you guys see how he threw his Valkyrie camera, bro? Okay my dick's hard
Yes, I'm gonna pause a lot because I want to explain shit so people can learn
You guys see how he threw his Valkyrie camera that though that way it would have got destroyed
He threw it outside for 10 seconds so he can call out for a low-low to throw the C4. That's so fucking smart
That's pro level shit
No, it's very good for heavy. It is very aggressive. Yeah, you've got no choice. It's not playing coastline. You have to be aggressive on towards the attackers just like
criminals are
Off from the starboy for this team, but didn't manage to complete the kill. That's a shame
But two are dead. Dude border such a hectic map because it's so close quarters
So there's so many rounds like this where it's like everybody's dead in 50 seconds
But yes, they use this no on that's try and push on to him
Just ship I look spit about lasmo is here. Does he go left or right?
Please look the right way
What do you do keys in a good spot here
Stoppings talked close to right. Let's see what happens off this
Okay
So it's a 3v2 scenario, but all of g2 will die to one bullet stoppings 20 Shikos 20 doki's 20
This round is probably gonna go in favor of heretics
Yo, I'm just letting you I'm gonna pause because I want to explain shit
I want to explain why shit's happening and be informative
So if you just want to hear the commentators and watch it live on cut with no pausing
That's fine. Just go to rainbow six's stream because I'm gonna pause and explain why people are doing shit
If you want to watch live just go to rainbow six
This is a really good mirror I've never seen this before actually I've never seen that's a really
good mirror. Chad, that's the classic unorthodox mirror to mess with their headspace. Look at
that close stop, it's Luz Modder. Look at that close, it's Luz Modder. I think G2 loses
this because they're all 1 HP. I think they lose this. They have no C4 though. So G2 could
try to plant behind the a bomb they have no c-force yeah that's what one HP death
one HP death yeah body shot body shot yeah
as anticipated it's dude it's the one HP death because like bro body shot body
shot body shot one HP death okay not a good start all good though
my yo
That's the four strat with the Valkyrie camera was so fucking smart
I actually love watching pros because it's kind of like watching clips on steroids to be honest
The mirror and in jail was beautiful and the Valkyrie camera outside was so fucking sexy so sexy
I
Go low low low low low your chat
In French, what does it mean when you say oh low low low low low low low low low low low low low low
What does that mean bro because that is that was psychos old gamer type for like three years
Oh my god
You know what to expect they will be ready for it. Did you see that?
I'll move cam one second
I'll move cam bottom right so you guys can see
Stompens Katie, and then I'll make it smaller
We don't really care about heretics Katie's
Okay, so he's playing below with an impact. I think he's gonna try to impact out of passport
maybe. Shikos. Oh my god. And that is why we never hold angles and see a chit-
GG. We're done with the 90s. Swinger B-Swong.
I won't even say holding angles.
Yeah, G2's playing like shit. I won't even say holding angles.
It's holding default angles. That's why we're done with the 90s.
Oh my god, PENJA!
But yeah, do you see how even pros have the discipline of a squirrel chasing an acorn?
Do you see that?
My view, these are pro players.
Like this is what I'm trying to say.
Yo, you can get champ, trust me.
Pro players have the discipline of an acorn.
They almost sold a 4v1 and they're a protein.
I'm around from heretics.
Arguably, I don't want to say lucky because they were unlucky in the previous round when
they got what three downs and didn't finish off a player.
That's a little bit ridiculous as far as luck goes. This time around though it works out. They get themselves on the board
Okay, increase volume
Oh, yeah, I should watch on youtube that way if I pause it as an auto resume also twitches quality shit
I already said, I'm gonna be pausing guys. So if you don't want to watch pauses just watch the live stream
Please get off my deck, please. This is a map that they should be
Pretty locked down. They have a decent recent record on it. They obviously played it not too long ago against fanatic
Most of that success
One two attacks on the other half. They only really need
Why are you angry at all male? Imagine? I'm pausing a live stream explaining why pros are doing stuff
for new players or low-ranked players to understand or even medium-ranked players to understand and then I'm being told to stop pausing the whole time
When you can literally just watch the live stream
Then they sort of look towards how this game can go and and where they can go with it
And if this is peeled away from them, it just almost mods ban everybody again like falcons is lost before today and
And we'll see if that is the heretical nature.
How about a solid-time raider?
Solid snake, broken operator.
Watching it, it's a thin map.
And you know the fight.
Once he leaves stairs, he's always vicious.
There's new finale, patience to finish home.
Acquire course in the spot where he wants to play here
for as long as he possibly can.
He's trying to draw G-swim, wasted with Q-silicy.
That's he possibly can.
I thought for a second those Grimby's.
So he's playing Orik, so the Monty can't really
get too close to him.
down through the hatch in fact to think some did so that's unfortunate won't get the full tag on
towards him he's okay to shield here so he's the shield i don't think he wants to try and charge
onto the shield oh my oh my god i'm sorry you're just not drop stop trying to be that guy you know
so chat i just want to explain doki just ads uh oryx from 30 feet away as montane you know i
You're not next, bro! Come on!
Vengeance does find out clear in the split of it, but now it's a full versus two.
Shaka's taking a lot of damage, and what have they got, really?
Themselves, it brought the fight itself.
As a minute 40 left, they can peel their way back.
There's still a C4 and a pulse that can just read this game and read this intel.
They're never really saved.
And he's got it ripped and ready, and, okay, well, maybe they'll save if he missed.
But still...
Guarding it!
Get to the wall!
You know, I could see Shiko winning this, to be honest. It's a 2v4 though.
I hope they can try and catch somebody honest the verticality, but neither of them are best pressed for it
They're just gonna try and hammer the DMRs through probably over because he's 20 HP
Success that's just had a heretics. They move off. Yeah, it's over
I was gonna say G2 really haven't got a lot to work with you two versus four for a start
But the only info you've got is to where you are now is clear upstairs is okay
Actual sites itself having to dig around as you see with shooting holes in the floor trying to find players heretics
They did a standard hold they went up top had all divert gave them site got numbers in drop down as soon as they had numbers
They're playing so passive and smart right now before respect towards heretics
They're showing they can oh right to one end of the spectrum in terms of going aggression and being very aggressive in the early round and
Try to pick up a couple of kills and often succeed in but can also slow things down like this and sit back and just say fine
You guys want to just go and now the hair is explained so good now. They're giving them site. This is so smart
You guys want to execute you do that more play for the retake and there we go
Should I go against one instant ray comes back out the other way that was to be around this path. We don't dust it
Don't you just found one in the middle there. It's gonna recollect the kitten
It's just spraying and hoping I think somebody's in B. Nobody's in B
They're caught out on the deep on the very camera
You work any go really they've killed themselves back so this retakes above with her ability that is so fucking smart
So let's retakes the Bob with her ability because she can see electronics and see when the plant goes down
Herobics played that literally fucking perfect. This game is going horribly for G2. I did I
Think this is probably because G2 just don't have an okay, but now let's get a little negative here
Why is doki as montane?
ADSing and oryx in jail
Like, legitimately, what is that you're just going to get fried?
He ADS'd an oryx from 40 feet away.
Like I don't even know.
Completely outdone.
And this is the game that I thought looking at today would be, you know, similar to the
result to G2 7 to win that they had yesterday.
They probably because Orcs will just dash him anyway.
Yeah, but Orcs can't dash him because Doki's with two of his teammates.
Bro, for Orcs to dash Doki, Orcs has to look, look, he has a teammate right here.
You think Orcs can.
In front.
No, bro, this isn't silver.
If Orcs does that, he's going to get his fucking head ripped off immediately.
No, he can't.
coming off the back of this game if it doesn't improve for g2 and hope for the back of attack time out
Yeah, again outside of shooting them out of the sky
It's also the sort of history of how things have gone recently because I mean think about again
Yeah, chat look at this up top hold castling top east making head holes here
Bro, I'm telling you this watching pros will get you out of fucking low ranks
Doug, you see how when they're on border, they don't actually defend the site.
They defend above the site, because guess what?
If you walk in site and try to plant, there is dirt above you.
You will die every time.
So basically, you have to attack two floors rather than attacking one floor.
Like this shit is just so smart.
Literally.
It's self though. Oh my god
How is toky death we didn't see it
All we've done is move bend you away from playing on grim and saying forget about it
How do we get one? Let's go and play snatching set that'll fix all our issues. I'm sorry boys
It ain't not a lot of change and yet again heretics now gonna boy
Stopping Shackles C4! Oh my god!
Uh, Akri Crush is stomping out the round as well and...
Oh, it's a little bit rough here again.
Zara gets one, has Alamalt trades out on towards Akkwi, but the round doesn't last.
I'm not even kidding when I say this.
This has been the worst four rounds I've ever seen out of G2.
This guy has Dolce Gabana glasses, holy aura.
Yo, um...
Doki has died first on a shield operator, two consecutive rounds in a row, not only on a shield on Monty.
Do you realize how bad that is? That is legitimately... Monty is the hardest character in the game to kill.
Like, there's not a single... He's hard to get kills on.
Monty is the hardest character in the game to die with. He has a fucking shield.
But Doki is so bad with shields, he's died twice in 30 seconds.
that is actually insane it still hasn't worked out I can't believe that we've
got a team that yeah one yo chat freeze company one one luck freeze stop them I
like do this is insane because you need a Monty to orchestrate the entire push
you cannot push without Monty and Monty's dead in 30 seconds this is like
some J-gun shit.
this steadiness towards the roster that they can play.
Oh, DC.
That's going to be a remake.
That's going to be a death.
And I think because it's inside the first 30,
they'll get the re-hose.
But of course, they'll wait for Abnis to verify on that one.
Honestly, it sounds silly to say, but I think G2 actually
going to benefit the motion if we get a few seconds
or a few minutes just to sit and think, right,
what is going wrong here?
How do we keep on losing?
What can we do to-
Bro, I'm going to be honest, man.
Dying first on Monty in a pro league environment is insane. Dying first on
Masi two rounds in a row is whimsical. I've actually never seen that. In all the
years that I've watched professional C.H. I think that's the worst shit I've ever
seen in my life. How did he die? Or I meant to say Monty. How did he die?
How did he die?
Was his shield down when he got ran out on?
Was he punching a barricade or something?
They find themselves.
He was crouched as Montaigne.
He hid in Elamide.
We don't know.
the um the casters didn't show it watch it back it's not in the probably the
casters didn't show how he died
look look yeah that's your band coming out by the way
I'm seeing that picture at all or maybe reading in towards what they expect to teach you to do or
Maybe you stand watching that back
Their own very C4 post-denial strat on towards plants here
That's what they've got three in the round with no way if you'd stop them outside of shooting them out of the sky
Maybe the death wasn't that bad
It's also the sort of history of how things have gone recently because I mean think about again
You know how the split started maybe if you stopped pausing so I want to explain how like
brain dead you are. So first off I've explained 30 times that I'm gonna pause
to explain things to like bronze and silver clairs who have never watched
competitive Siege. Second, you think me pausing a broadcast caused me to miss
something that happened on the broadcast. Like I want you to like think about how
small your brain is. If I'm pausing a broadcast how would I miss something
that happens in broadcasts I would actually just see it all
Falcons, then they find a bit of form and the form gets better and better and over the past 2 play days I lost 2 rounds
and a 7-0 and a 7-2 and then it's this and it's 3 rounds taken away from them and as you said they don't seem to have an answer
so we'll see if an approach appeals itself a bit different because they want to make sure suddenly they're not on the other side of that form
and then that's the form that they have to run out towards the end of the split itself, the preparation.
So yeah, as anticipated, I am correct. It didn't show how he died. I'm assuming I think he was...
I don't even see barbed wire. No, there's barbed wire under his feet, maybe.
I'm assuming he punched the barbed wire and got hit by a grisbot?
up. Okay, I think he got Alice done, which, okay, that makes it better, but it's still
just bad.
G2 is playing so bad. What do you think? It's four to zero in a pro league game. They're
probably gonna lose but you never know the thing about border though is
borders considered an attacker-sided map and they're losing four to zero
attacking it
he might have went to go punch the window yeah but if he went to go punch
the window then he's just the worst player ever I don't think he went to do
that because guys that run out is the most common run out in the game if
Doki actually went to punch that window fries I don't think he did I think he
went to punch barbara and got hit by an alamine off the back of defending and
you were going on to the attack because if you're punching that window before
clearing that door you're literally a gold player because that's the most
common run out on border. I've always been a very good attacking team alongside
secret for the longest time those two teams were always fighting at
international tournaments to be the best attacking teams going. If that now falls
apart in this game and you lose the main edge that you bring to a competitive
match and you're relying on your defenses well that's still good I think
inviting a war of trouble from heretics who again have got to be commended for the game plan here
they've come in and absolutely battered g2 so far oh it's been so solid and i think you know how
much of this is the sort of can't you can see how do you think the bucks will do this year i think
we're gonna go like five and 12 i hope we go 0 and 17 so we can fire everybody and just completely
get a clean slate in the coaching staff they won that up primarily on their defense they were able
to take the same site twice on attack and that was enough exactly when you got towards it but
how much of it builds itself into its counter prep because well there was also the recent
heretics game on it and against furthest proven somebody typed nicotine rage i don't vape i'm
not having nicotine rage i'm getting spam to stop pausing when i already said five times that i'm
I'm going to pause to explain things that the pros are doing.
And if you don't want any pauses, you can watch the live stream,
which is fine to say to stop pausing seven times.
I've been told to stop pausing 17,000 times in 20 minutes.
Who might meet their maker on that day anyway?
It didn't play secret.
Who played a very good game today against me?
Explain it while live, but then you just miss shit.
Like guys, listen, Siege has a minute of dead time in between each round anyways.
The more time I spend pausing the less dead time we have to watch because then I can skip to the next round
He's right
He's right because there's a 45 second prep phase and then there's a 15 second pick phase with like a 10 second load in phase
So the more time I spend pausing in a round the less time we have to spend sitting through this bullshit
So I'm actually correct again just like when I said me missing Doki's death wasn't on me pausing
Because again, if you have a Boba15IQ, you can understand me pausing doesn't correlate
to me missing something because I'm pausing it, which means I'm just behind.
And then again, it didn't show Doki's full death.
They get dragged down into the drags of that lower bar.
Jinxy, start the game.
I'm not God.
I can't start the game.
I'm not in the fucking lobby.
This guy's spamming nicotine rage when I don't vape and I'm being told to stop pausing
every five seconds.
You guys want to watch this?
You want to watch the pig face?
The more time I pause equals less time in drone face.
And you look towards, well, the biggest one that I'm building up towards, which I believe.
And I understand some of you guys are like high rags and we're playing siege for years.
Chat, there's a lot of people in the stream who don't play Siege, barely play Siege, or just started playing Siege, so explaining something's pros are doing is good.
One of the best experiences in my life. I think there was something about it where we sort of had this moment of being like, this isn't just a Siege tournament, this is like a life experience. Yeah.
Stop flicking your bean. What is flicking my bean mean?
What is flicking my bean mean? Flicking my bean? Stop flicking.
What does that mean?
What is flicking my bean mean?
Flicking bean, flicking bean, meaning.
Flicking the bean is a slang term for, okay, Jesus Christ.
So you just typed in my chat to stop flicking my bean and I.
I've literally never heard that in my life. I've never heard that.
No, they want it because that's like the crowning achievement.
Okay, so we are in a third rehost now it turns out.
A couple of lobby misconfigurations.
We need to build this game on a new engine. I cannot do this shit anymore.
Three rehosts in a professional game stream to like, I think they have 20, 25,000 people watching this three rehosts are you fucking kidding me?
This game just needs to be built on a new engine. It would solve the anti cheat.
It would solve the constant crashes.
What is what is Ubisoft net worth?
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How much revenue does rainbow.
How much revenue, how much money does rainbow six make a year rainbow six each rainbow six
each generates an average of 400 million to 500 million per year with top performing peak
because that sounds almost too much.
Yeah, that almost sounds like too much now.
Yeah, doesn't that sound like too much?
It's AI overview.
Yeah, but people always scoff at AI overviews,
but these things are always correct.
Yo, I mean, like, I know siege is very profitable, but this seems like insane.
But listen to this intro.
The tactical shooter stands as Ubisoft's absolute single-game cash cow, and we're
still on an engine that's like 11 years old.
We have just watched three rehosts in a pro league game.
Do you realize how chopped this is?
They are streaming to 4,600 people on YouTube
and like 20,000 on Twitch.
They're streaming to 25,000 people
and there's three game crashes.
Is that not actually ridiculous?
Yo, who just gifted five?
Junko needs good dick with the five gifted.
Maud's been that guy.
You're a psychopath, bro.
We have the second, I believe it's the second, gardeners, please do not come to my head with your shovels, everything else.
I believe we have like the second worst weed you can have in your garden, which is called horse tail.
Japanese knotweed, famously, very, very bad, horse tail has got like a silicon covering over it.
So when you try and spray weed killer on it, it doesn't actually die.
And the boy was like six meters underground.
So you can never truly kill it. You're just trying to control it all the time.
And that means you've got to cut the weed, spray it, so it actually soaks down into the root a little bit, and then it goes...
Yo, Rated Cracker with the five gifts, a W rated.
It's just, and I've had it dug up so many times,
a new weed mat's laid down,
a proper light and distrusion, weed killer.
Don't play shields, don't crew!
Um, yeah, it's been a nice one.
I think I've got a bit one more time this weekend,
for them winter and then it'll die of a wind,
that'll be okay.
But I've gotta get out there this weekend
and do a little weed digging and wholesale killing.
But this is really what we thought of
our Jordan and Sol Rehost boys.
Okay, yep, I'm pausing.
I know I'm the worst human ever, I know.
How do I go back though?
Okay, I mean there are other changes, I'll give that, there's a glass, there's a Zofia,
we can hold the Grimm and the Snake, like I said earlier, don't mind that, but let's
just not die as the entry doki, please.
I don't know, is the anger of this moment, like bottle this up, wait for doki to probably
die as one of the first two bodies, and then put that in towards the Japanese, not weed.
Hey, maybe, maybe they found a new sense, this is something I forgot about me and my
but I'll get to that after this round,
which is a real small world thing.
Okay, this is a big thing that professional players do,
and this is what I do, I'm gonna be honest.
Do you guys see how the C4 is pre-clicked?
Why do you think he's doing this?
Because if Stompin' or somebody walks up to this window
and they hear,
me, dee, me, they're gonna run back.
But if it's already pre-clicked, you literally just die.
This is a good tactic to start using.
Yeah, okay, dokey, dokey, dokey.
Come on, we'll see. If he gets the first one to go on, I'm just going to go quiet, so he's
going to go first, where'd he go? I'm going to go to the left, and then I'm going to
go to the right. Good job, Dukneesh. You made it past the first minute.
Okay, so they're watching for the swing out. That's what got him last time.
So, right here, stop and smoke, so then he can hold the swing out with glass, really smart.
Wow, shit. I mean, I've said this before, the previous map, when we talked about what
makes naka so good as a shield is is happy to be the point man and he leads
behind it this is the other side of shields where it's a cautionary tale and
it's a cautionary approach and they're not trying to take the engagements and
it's not really like the g2 that we know so much benja hurts but very look at
how strong glass is here and ducky has a bit of a pin in his thumb is gonna kill
Legion nice stop in so doki was able to call out for stopping there really good
Daddy stop in
They managed to find themselves
But doki do you see how like if you survive for a minute and you lit you literally just called out for stopping
He's gonna get a triple kill
It's so easy to get carried by this guy. I don't know why this team struggles so hard
Literally just called out. Don't die called out. Don't die bring proper operators. That's it
It is so easy to get carried by him, I don't know how they struggle so hard with this I
Think it's because they try to make too many plays and shit like that's my fee
I just think they try to make too many solo plays
fight and even like $500,000. You would know. Yeah, bro. Wallahi. I would know. You know the
amount of times I've been carried by stomping quote of the day by Tyler one getting carried is a
skill. Like you should know how to get carried. You should know how to get into a backpack.
Listen to everything he says. Yo, if stomping says jump, you say how high if stomping says
to twerk, you start twerking. If stomping says jerk it a little, you put your hand on his weiner
Like, I don't know why this team struggles so much with getting carried by him, literally just stay alive, bring the right operators and call out. That's it.
How did Alamow die? Like, it's like these guys can't survive 20 seconds. How are you dead? How did you die? How did you die? Alamow, how the fuck did you fucking die?
They have had a chance to breathe
How? How are you there?
What?
It's main door spawn peeker you dead ass Alamow!
Swung out banged him disappeared back into the map again easiest pie
Where was he? Yeah Alamow was
He was trying to get Sarris okay
He tried to lie down under the door to shoot him a thing
and then Sarris just beamed him through the doorway so unfortunate
Nice attempt but again heretics are not going to let you rest
I mean, I can't watch this shit like he almost died of that
I hope you get well soon.
Yo Iqyo, what the fuck does that mean?
Alright, it's Skepticus down here, full of these goo mines around with him as well to make doki's like hell if he chases too far.
Doki now takes him to a bit of a corner, which is not a fantastic spot to be in in bitterly.
Right now, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, it's gone.
What's up, what's up? Where is Doki? Where is he?
Trying to build his way down the stairs, so I can spot the cross.
I've got a minute, but look at the player inside Passport as well, they still have that cross fight.
They could still go for a little bit of a backstab. It's Zara who's been so active
Out and about and they might be able to find themselves one more and that's the problem
Because this is that deadlock that has to be cleared across. There's one on the default plant spot fine
And just on the tuck, but there's still bodies above. There's still quite aggressive frontline. There's no be inside the bar
Oh man
Zara's patience this impact or speaking of that could have been put on towards 90 to get the player on hatch
It was doki one of them. I think he was stomping it's held onto it this whole time could burst into passport as they execute
And kill everyone this could be massive. This is the best clip of the day
He has an impact in his pocket. None of them are aware
He's gonna break this wall and shoot everybody in the back GG. Heretics is gonna win 5-1
You can see the steady in circling. There's the spray
Stop them kills one
10 seconds!
10 seconds!
Yo, I wish they did replays.
Can we just see how Alomal died?
I just like...
I need to see how he died, man.
He died the main door.
I know he died to main door, which is you know, literally the most common spawn peek in the game when Alma spawned in did he just go
Like you're a pro player on a contract, how are you dead to main door?
And they played it brilliantly, but let's see what our desk think
How much do you want to bet Alma was not 80 acts when he died how much do you want to bet?
How much do you want to fucking bet what we think is well?
Leo, I just heard you say that's beautiful, that's beautiful, that's beautiful about this heretics team.
FRIZE this team. I'm not even kidding. I can't...
I cannot name a single fucking player on heretics.
Doki got first picked as MONTANE! MONTANE!
WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW HAVE YOU EVEN MADE IT? IT'S NOT!
I don't know dad to the main door spawn peak, which is like literally you learn that in bronze
Not used to that that play style and it's exactly what's working
This is one of the worst teams in the EU and they're about a like 7-1 G2
It's so easy to get carried by stomping it's like the
And like people are gonna say I'm blazing if I say he's the best player in the world
But I do know he's the best player in the world, but let me just rephrase to this
You have one of the best players in the world on your team.
How have we not even made it to a finals since EWC last year?
Legitimately.
What the fuck?
Like this shit is actually impressive.
Four round comeback is what G2 needs,
not the thing we thought we'd be saying
as we headed into this second half.
GenC, what is your only fans? Stop gatekeeping. I don't have a fucking only fans, you little
psychopath.
I guess stories can be written in front of us, Derry.
It can indeed, and I think Leo kind of picks up on it. They just look prepared.
And they did a quick digging back into the history of heretics on this map,
and over the last month or so, I've only played it once.
But what are the, what's your player of week lays a lot today already, Ami?
Uh, in our previous game.
No, it was Neko.
It was and you can probably guess then two weeks ago who heretics lost this map 7 3 2 and
What Naco played an awful lot of inside of that game? It was a hell of a lot of shields
But it's probably one three of the four attacks that they got to execute onto heretics
And I can only imagine her it is to come away saying we are never getting bullied by shields on this map again
We will have an answer or figure our way through I gotta just make a team
Dude with stomping and mingo and then like three others. I gotta just make a team. I have to there's no other option
I cannot watch this shit anymore.
Did they anticipate that Doki would jump over and pan shit?
I can't watch this shit.
Probably not, to be honest with you, like I don't.
I think it's a super common thing we'll see G2 doing, like I know, again, nine times over the last year,
it's not a big part of their wheelhouse, the sort of thing you'll see them do.
They certainly didn't the last time they played in this map.
Alamalt played it a little bit.
I think in two rounds he played Shields, Blitz and the Monty.
But either way it works out, Doki's going cool.
We'll slow things down with the Monty and Heritage's going perfect.
This is exactly what we've prepped for.
This is what we learned from a couple of weeks ago.
And so GCW are very much playing into their hands and also the death set they're doki saying well
They can hear him of course. They get to listen to some of the comms. I'm saying I just don't know what to do
I hope to god they know what to do here in these next couple rounds. Well, this could be over
Jacko is able to find the first and who just misses out on the second
There's the fire out on the top skeptic is taking all the damage, but in the meantime, Tariq is gonna kill by starving
Oh, no, you can't and when you have been shot in the face
Well, that was a bit of a failure to launch. Stomper takes a bit of damage on that wiggle fight on the door itself
But at this point they're just outside hoping to pull a body or two before they can
Actually try and get inside but I mean look what a good discipline by Stomper there to sit behind the shield in the 5v2
I like that kid is look what the spread is and
Great positioning by Chico
I just like I need to make a team chat. What would be like the actual of jink cds for it's
roster dude. I'm trying to actually think because bro for a seed roster you need to have
you need to have a support player like a hard support player. Low key you need to have a shield
player man. Just being aware of the aggression coming in it was a good attempt of all safe and
paratix this massive explosion inwards with all the utility going in. Yo dude I'm not calling my
esports team the jidlers how are we going to get like a single sponsorship on that? You want me to
call an esports organization the fucking jiddlers are you like are you real
They lost the opening attack
Well, they lost the opening defense sorry and then one all of the other five defenses
Bestie it's so possible that we find us
Yeah, you know would be a crazy player on that team would be ambi
But then it's like the team would be stopping mingo ambi
We would need like a hardcore support player
And then like a hardcore shield player and then it's just each because of that
It's just the nature of the beast sometimes
whether it's the sort of meta, whether it's just how teams are feeling themselves in this sort of period of time or
coming against their opponents
We might be finding ourselves there sooner rather than later
Still
Since we have feels like a bit of a London game with that. Yeah spirits has really got on chill towards the end of the middle
This weird as it is to say
We'll see how much more energy it can be driven in quick collapse quick attention
You know, this game's probably over, but G2 could come back for sure.
Stopping 6 and 2 right now since the re-host.
on being able to slip out of G2 and force them back making use of that utility but both have a
response in the mute. Or doki of course being able to take away drones and other things that might
support them in getting into the building. It's kind of going to force heretics to slow down,
they won't be able to rush as they did last time. And I think given how the first half went G2 were
going to feel far more comfortable when this game is soiled which feels like a very rare thing to
say they're one of the more chaotic explosive teams that we have in the ML but in this game they are
being put to task and having to change their placefile on the fly.
this is one of the longest rounds we've had where every player still stayed standing
bro Shaco's lesion mines are actually fucking good it's a bit of damage
from good god how many of you seen them hit in the last three rounds
stop it with another go look at this angle look at how much of a fucking sweat
stop it is chat he has vert on the walk-in wait go on green go on and for
Look at how much of a swear he is.
NICE!
NICE!
Let's fucking go, baby!
NICE!
Come on, Jack!
Hey five versus three in a second. There's at least one and two. Yo out about nice nice discipline
I just want to point it out so you guys can understand how fucking undisciplined pros are it's literally just ranked
Nice discipline out about swinging there. It's just totally untradable if he dies wings on a dime deposits the money
But with 40 seconds no kit makes a vicinity left in his pocket
You said that wasn't even bad. The diffuser's outside of the building and it's a 4v1. Swinging
there is literally terrible.
Padding maybe more than up more anything else imagine for him here
There's no way you can of course bring that all three players and get the diffuser down or just kill straighter also
That's pretty fine, but G2 are just not gonna let that one happen
Especially you've got doki on side here playing on the soul as I kill Steve that plant tries to go down
So you just will not have the time unfortunately this one will see them going over time
This guy's not starting to put up some big numbers by the way
I know of course we we've seen for the rounds wiped out from the stats
He had a really rough start to the game
But it's really growing back into I think he was like zero and four at the start of things
what has now got to a stage where he's very much online in this half,
feel is going to start to be a bit of a put on a postman.
And why like casters don't always correct each other.
And dude, like I'm telling you man, like all you have to do when you play with Stompin is literally
just do not instantly die. If you put him in a 5v5 scenario with a minute left,
he's going to have the most kills in the lobby almost every game you play.
When you're randomly getting spawn peeked, out of him out. When you're dying first on
on Monty in 30 seconds, twice in a row,
doki, like you're not gonna win.
You're not gonna fucking win.
You have to stay alive.
You cannot just fucking die.
Cause stopping one thing about him
is he almost never dies first.
I'm not kidding.
All this is flow down, heretics.
Bring the pace of the game down to level that G2F
comes in and can manage.
The ward non-sighted case of Ying comes along
or Oblix comes along, like we're seeing in this round.
Heretics, I was curious,
that's a lot of poor change away.
Everything in this line of screams,
going to go for a focused execute. Having the EMPs, the Thatcher on side, you don't bring that along to
guarantee you can open up a wall normally. That's more of anything else I expect. One try and deal
with C4s, but two, also look for those mute jammers. I know it kind of sounds weird to say,
but it just lets them move to the map a little bit easier, not get blindside like they were a
couple of times in the previous round. They realize that they're swimming against the mute.
Stumpin ain't going to let you hit, brah. Where do you perceive that? Brother, I'm pointing out to
win a game with him you have to stay alive you cannot die in 20 seconds every
round. I wouldn't be horribly shocked to see a band away in the next round and away from Ben.
Stop it I'm gonna let you hit, I don't want to hit what? I don't want to crack stuff and you weirdo.
Years have passed Ben just since he was like 16, 17 years old but not anyone. When he was playing over
the Nordics he was an unbelievable mute player. C4s or the SMG didn't matter what he had he was
collecting kills for fun and so I think taking that off him is probably a good idea given how much
much trouble it's caused paratix g2 if they can get this round if they can take
the victory after the time out and just level things all stop it is so good on
border they're gonna have to play against that's the run of the smokes there's the
drive of the attention check oh my god they're doing a side hit with a blitz and
a ying this could be jeej this pressure all the way in that queez able to get one
it's lola gets exactly not expected this stop and survive sure another swing
round they've gone deep and deep impact is impact less as it's a three versus four post plant
still somebody outside the window itself still a c4 that just wants to loop over the top but it
won't net or reward either they cannot get nice to find a find a find a findable winnable winnable winnable
pressure on but there's still one shield standing there's still somebody outside the window they
cross the divide 25 seconds the timer has taken scum no they finally get themselves on towards
the kid they missed the player in deep from passport they check it out and they hold down
wait wait wait wait a minute wait stop and abuse no good try that was so smart by heretics
they knew stomping was roaming up top with warden so they were good to ying and smoke
site with blitz wow stomping was inside there he literally gets a pen to kill
Now that's the lock and they need a gt. I'm gonna go be I mean
So smart
See there was a check that shaco made down from the hatch half a second
Before the rush came in and a half a second before sort of turned away
Maybe expected to be washed inside the site and gotta give credit for how far they drove and
G2 just didn't expect them to go as deep as they did, the coverage from Passport.
I mean they played the space really well on both their attack and their defense I think.
They've made sure that it can be a permanent point of threat.
I'm sorry it turned to success on both that side.
Now, three chances.
Three chances for Heretics to take a full three points from these three chances for
them to catapult their chances up from pretty much the chopping block and
refusing this to be the day the heretics died. It's gonna make things very very
interesting in that scrap of fitness it plays if heretics can win this.
They'll give them into a place they'll knock a belief fanatic down a place as
well at least for now but of course still got to play then they can start
putting the challenge on towards secret shifters you know maybe even G2 and
Twisted Minds if things don't go so well for them over the next few games as
Well, it certainly keeps the interest in where heretics won't be sat at the bottom of the table
We have rebels down there by the end of the day, which is not a great spot for rebels to be in granted
but
What sort around this will be what a surprise was always will be as well the game that again
I looked at the start of the day and thought this one would be the most decisive
It's proved to be very decisive but so far only towards one side
I think heretics have probably got a hiccups of all the blood now
They know that they can get this in this round playing it much taller than the last but it is still execute focus
You don't bring sense and capitals unless you've got something in mind
This first engagement could be one of those that they talk a stomping is the electric
Back did something win or lose what happened down in the same breath as well. Benji locks that kill in and
He just flipped on them?
He's just flipped on them?
them out and doki versus okay it's winnable it's winnable nomads 30 health
it's been a bit bashed about throughout this series
i have to try and keep
nomads about 30 health
in here zara last mo and lolo they're closing themselves in they still have a
lot of gadgetry and utility between the sort of pair of them a single smoke
canister and you know waffle hero jmw you have
type stop why pause why pause why pause yeah pause it fatty stop pausing stop
pausing motherfucker stop pausing why pause so waffle hero what I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna pause your account for 14 days we'll be seeing you
good shot out of mouth! good shot out of mouth!
wait, they don't have much time! this is actually one of our projectiles, i'm not even kidding!
This is winnable!
Bro, but they can't see 4.
Good shot, Doki!
Don't peek! Do not peek!
Do not peek!
He won't really force anything at this point, he's got to cross the divide, he does it with a secondary, he's sort of scrappily hoping for the engagement.
Okay, good round win, but why the fuck did Doki jump through the window right there?
What the fuck, was that like a misclick?
Yes, he needs to do it round 11 or in rounds, well even the one that did win came down to that 1v1 being won by Zara.
Yo, they could win this chat, lowkey, Stompin's 11-4 post-rehosts since the sides flipped.
They could actually win this.
and that's kind of the reverse problem as I said before G2 and they were on the
tax when they won this map only needed to make it count in the second half by
winning the same site twice. Heretics just need to do the same thing. Heretics
just need to do the reverse of what G2 did to their opponents last time they
were here and well it was that chance at a quick finish. Now we have once again on
the board Blitz to play with the ying as well it got double down on the soft
Destruction they're gonna try and get themselves. There's a guy in the chat and I'm seriously sorry, but this guy's you're a fucking loser, dude
Pedro MFC
Watch Tom Pearl edits watch Tom Pearl edits watch Tom Pearl edits you have typed this
30 times in a minute
Bro, what the fuck is wrong? But like actually are you five years old?
Are you five fucking years old? Are you five?
I'm not going to watch Don Pearl and it's shut up.
Holy fuck, that's annoying.
I mean Jesus dude.
Oh no, the roughing side. The roughing side.
out for now the first candela rings on through and everyone just takes a little
breath pauses for a moment whoa that's a great little backstab doki's lost stop
and kills one stop and dies they get a knock on the side
they make sure they respond it was winnable no no
BANDA YOU BEAUTIFUL BANDA!
Good shit, Benja!
Yo, is that a Richie Charm?
Check.
Is he using a Richie Charm?
What is that? Is that a Richie Charm?
Half a round to play. Yeah
They can find the right place to capitalize they can find the right place and just draw this final bit of attention
There have to respond together
But it's almost the same that we saw in the previous round right it's almost the same which you do they're good at sort of baiting out
This heretics struggled even though they had the advantage in the previous round and a decent amount of time
They couldn't quite find the landing here
You can see they're trying to piece it together
Nice, Benjah!
He saw a seat because he was below him.
So, Chat, a little bit of an interesting interaction there.
Because Blitz was standing above him on top of the hatch,
Benjah was able to see his feet. Interesting.
somewhere else oh no oh god it's out of mouth oh god
pass the holders team in but look at what they've got in pockets not really
anything it's just down to a fight with okay I'm praying to god there's an
element on this door secondaries is crossing the divided checking the corners
bit by bit
He was there, but every round is stressful, Derry.
Yo, this is actually sweaty.
Two 1v1s you've had in this half.
Guys, this is actually sweaty.
I should adapt pretty well towards the late round itself.
Just not enough to see it fully over the line.
Jinx, you stop pausing a live stream.
I guess I'll just keep saying this.
When I pause, it literally just spends less time in the prep phase and the pick phase.
face. So that's problem number 139. Problem number two, if you don't want there, I'm gonna pause to
explain things to new players. If you don't want any pauses, you can watch the Rainbow Six Five
stream on YouTube or Twitch. But you can tell that nail bites and your clothes and G2 and credit
to heretics. They're driving us all the way in towards this point. Now here's a big thing,
chat they just won vent which means they can go bathroom here let's let's see
they're gonna go hatch popped and try to hold above
you find obviously that this chart will get three points I mean you'd almost be a
little bit hard done by as a heretics fan and the stoppins gonna play on this
door full taste of success based on getting themselves to this point but
the point isn't there's the plane G2 that they fought viciously in credit to
stomping obviously but also as you said
Benjamin success from the previous round well they've been able to get their
heads on what a comeback honestly chat what a comeback
opportunities dude what a crazy comeback
they know how to capitalize it now they're not gonna get away with the same
approach they did last time so they're not gonna take it remember how they did
the dive at the shield the blinds and towards the window and just smashed in
No DS time.
I don't know if they know that there is a kite on the other side.
A benjus held onto one of his electroclaws.
Stop it, it's playing in jail. Really important position.
Drone glitch because Rainbow Six Seed is on an 11 year old engine.
Anything else to help them clear away from these electroclaws?
They can't destroy them in much else like Roland Nadine.
So I'm a little bit nervous that if they don't have a read into that and they're now about to get stung by it
This could be
Pretty painful way to see themselves go to a sea
Is this gonna be the distance that finally
We've seen sprints of all
If I'd such good pace such good control and
Jinxie you look handsome today psych
said the Zip Glock you're the second band of the day bro. Nice Shaco!
The levels are rising Lolo at least trades on towards the death of skeptic
doesn't go unpunished. Shaco gone with the loss of the darkbeard. Jixi I want you
to ride me like stoppin. I don't ride stop- bro what?
lost that he's gonna suffer more towards the end of it please don't tell me
they've arrived blindly on that by the way that's gonna come on stop
on the stairs but you come on stop dude they're trying to clear and they're
trying to clear them stop into the 1v2 this is the whole game right here I'm
gonna get stung here daddy that's how you are that might be a way to send
He sells his world to you with a shot like that. I mean
Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy
I wait a minute I just pre-came
But two bodies from that position at two versus three
I just re-came
Chat a double one tap from stop and show the replay
What the fuck did you just say?
Shut the fuck up!
The goat never whiffs, what?
Hey, Jinxy, how much to buy your bathwater?
Yo, peak underscore 15, why don't we do this?
Let's get you the fuck out of the fucking stream for 12 hours.
You're way too horny to be in here.
How about we get you the fuck out of here, bro, legitimately?
My bathwater really
Show the replay
Show the replay
Show the replay now
Wait, we're not we're not gonna. Oh here we go. It's been long rounds. You know
Oh
Double one trap. Oh my god. I actually I actually Boston cream donut in my pants. Yeah, fine. Well, this dude is the girl
Yeah, fine. This dude is the girl
Defensive half-round tactics up to remember who they were
That's my drone! Sheiko stole my drone! That's my drone!
Sheiko was watching the PC Saturday. That's my drone! I caught that!
Sheiko stole my drone guys! What? Sheiko watches me?
Bro that's my drone!
you know they're looking towards this one i want to come back literally just stop
stop it yes oh my god i love him bro i love him oh my god
he's so good he's so good
crazy thing with that one was like he knew there was a drone on him he knows that they're just
You know, there's a softball between you and break door, you know that they've already taken a shot at you from this window
You trust he's so good. Yeah waiting window
That's normally a sign that it's time to fall back find them in position
Jack bro's on the stoppin angle bro thinks he's stopping bar
Staying there is punish bro thinks he stopped us. You are not stopping bro
G2 somewhat looking towards the same thing that it earlier on question is is Zara out towards passport again
He's currently inside of customs, but this time they know he's just taking some shots
They know that he's here. They aren't letting him get away with it
Nice Benja
There's the smoke gone. There's the five glasses three there is just this
Everything to try and piece together here and a lot of gadgetry to do a single C4 and a single razor blue and a single sneaky strike
moment benja gets another and it's a one versus five and they know where he is
but how does stompin hear that like i know it didn't matter because the round was over
but guys how does he hear that though like god how is he so he's so aware like before in a single
razor blue and a single sneak bro he's slow walked look at stompin this is stompin right here
this is the awareness he's right around the back he's timing this moment benja gets another and
bro how bro but how though how does he just hear everything oh my god daddy
like he has 16 kills on a rehost daddy like he was last round although they
didn't kill it initially it was keeping him away from passports they could focus
on executing brother Chang it doesn't even have 16 kills he has like I think he
I guess at 18, because they rehosted.
In the smoke down, so they could not be killed
while they were executing.
They just made these small adaptations
compared to the first half,
that has put them in much better stead.
That is more of the G2 that we know.
And Harrisix now hoping they aren't out of ideas.
I'm hoping that they could play for us.
I just want to hug him, bro.
Like genuinely, stop it.
You bring me so much joy, bro.
Like stop it.
Watching you play this game genuinely brings
a twinkle into my eyes, bro.
I love you, bro.
This guy is the goat like I don't
He is solo winning them this game, bro. He is solo winning them the game
Harris six. I mean how far away is it been since they found success how far away is that divide gotten you look over the past
What four rounds in a row now for G2 then it was a Harris. He's so good, bro. Oh my god. He's so aware
he's so fucking good it's also been a very long time since they had their
time out we'll see now if they can try and piece this in cal together obviously
they've got everything to try and control the space in come on one more
round boys one more round doesn't seem to be out of mouth just stay in the
build just stay in the goddamn building out of them all okay he was putting down
You tell first stop and good kitten out of my good kitten meow. That's what I do. Yeah
Yeah, that's a Tom Brady C4 that's a Tom Brady C4
That's a Tom Brady C4 17 and 10. He currently stands coming into the strong because we have that round for rehosts
There's one and four before we went into that break. We're currently 70 and 10
Shaco's lesion mind is so good played across the last couple of rounds
He's putting up numbers, Benjamin himself also putting up a solid amount, 14 and 10 for him.
And the other chat, Shaco's vision minds are actually incredible.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's only Zara that's positive, it's 12 and 10, everyone else is negative.
And apart from what we saw in those first four rounds.
This first body could be a bit of a decisive one as Lasma drives his way all the way across the team.
And I see some punting.
He's not quite able to find some standing terrain.
Oh
I'm gonna take it themselves.
They couldn't have done it.
Stop it!
It's them gods!
Let's fucking go!
16 kills after a re-host.
Oh my god, is he doing an interview?
Let me come back.
I'll break it down for you.
Yo, you know what I will say though, Shiko, I'ma say this, everybody's performance on
G2 that game was about what I expected it to be, or there were some performances that
were slightly disappointing.
Shiko, you are the best lesion player I've ever seen in my life.
Brother, every round when they were walking in the east, they were just like...
shank-like, you're the best lesion player I've ever seen in my life.
Keep his ass on lesion.
Bro, he got like 9 goominds in 4 rounds. That was actually disgusting.
Rick, wait, was I hard right there?
Wait, was I actually hard right there?
Oh my God, I should call Stompin.
Chad, do you think he would pick up?
He just finished the game.
I think this is only a five-minute delay, too.
Chad, should I call Stompin?
I think that I should call him, bro.
Maybe he would pick up.
Because I think this is like five minutes delayed, right?
Your call has been forwarded to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, um, Jesus.
Stopping.
Like chat, that was genuinely, that was a 5-1 comeback.
Stoppin' had 16 kills on defense alone, just off the re-host.
Like daddy, when he texted me,
oh, he's doing an interview.
Oh, oh, he's doing the interview.
Oh my God, oh, oh, oh, he's doing the interview.
Let's watch, guys.
Oh, she is sweet about a sigh.
Which, how do you guys know he texted me?
Somebody in the chat said he texted,
and then he actually did.
Wait, how do you know?
How do you know he texted?
Check phone, he texted.
Bro, how do you know?
Cause he's not even live.
Oh, you guys heard the buzz.
Oh, smart, smart, smart, smart.
Chat.
Oh, okay, stop and text it inside interview.
Sweet chat, should we watch?
Bro, he's so good.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Bro, chat, oh my God.
He's so good dude. Wow. We should have watched this bro. Guys 16 kills on just defenses bro.
Jinx you should buy a G2 jersey. Bro G2 sent me a jersey but it says Jinxy on it. I'd rather
than just send me a stop and one. Voila. Yo G2 could you guys send me a stop and jersey? I'll
actually watch it and I'll wear it every time he plays. Every time stop it's on a matchday.
like, bro, it feels like I'm watching. I don't know how to explain this, bro. Like, it's
like, and people are going to say, maybe this is crazy. But when I feel like I watch Stomp
and play, it feels like I'm watching the Mona Lisa get painted. Like, bro, oh my God, he
plays at such a high level. But I can't even put this into words, bro, the angles he holds,
discipline his awareness like God he's just I don't care anymore
like bro he's the best player I know I will be honest he's the best fucking dude
he's the best bro he's actually the bike bro he's just the best he's the best
He is the best, bro. He is the best, bro. Oh my God, he's the best, dude. He's actually
the best, bro. Like, bro, I'm taking my shirt off in this bitch. Yo, I can't wait for this
interview. He's the best. Bro, interview this guy, man. And yo, whoever interviews him, you
better be dick-riding and glazing because he's the only fucking reason they won that game.
Sorry ass attacking splint was like some J guns and new letters shit. That shit was sorry. I spoke
late, I think about
Yo titties calm your tits you just call me tits
Bro, it's not a sneak this I'm dissing those were some of the worst attacks
I've ever seen from a professional organization G2. Let's get our shit together that game. It should not have been that close
It's a full-on diss! Those attacks were ass!
Motherfuckers need to stay alive more. Like, it's so simple, but my god!
I'm tired of seeing a 4v5 in 20 seconds. This is pro league, man!
interview stoppin interview stoppin bitch
this dude is the go bro oh my god oh my god hold hold where's the ad where is he
We'll talk about a comeback G2
Where the fuck is he at?
Wild and not so fun first half they take it 8-6
Where the fuck is he at?
Very much in part 6
AHHHH!!!
That's my man!
That's my man!
That's my man!
And in performance specifically, one kill before the tech pause
You end it with 17
Making that your fourth game in a row
Where you're hitting double digit kills
What's going on right now?
What has changed since though that first week that you have just come alive?
Um, I mean, I would say like the first week was kind of scuffed since the first game, you know, like I'll amount lagged out after round one.
And then Falcons obviously like they're a good team.
So it was a hard game.
So I think we just have been focusing more on like playing together as a team rather than like winning rounds solo, which I think helped a lot.
Say that, yeah.
Zach, I just want to take you back to round 12.
were you know you guys are facing you know you was down what one six two six
whatever it was and you on an individual basis you're playing inside the cctv and
you play for what was it two one tap kills what's going on there so I killed
the first one that I heard the second one and I knew if I just like hold it
before he got there I killed him too so much confidence to play for that you
You know, it's still 5-6, you know, you've dropped 17 kills as well.
Uh, I mean, no matter what the score is, you know, gotta stay confident.
Else we'd have lost the game.
We started playing scared when we were down 3-6, so we would just lose.
They played really good.
We were surprised, obviously.
We went in thinking like...
Slick at the stat line, I'm sorry.
79% cost, 139 EPS, 17-10, 4-0 on entry.
It's perfect.
You know we all seem to try but like it'll be an easy easier game than like some other games, but
Surprisingly, they put up a really good fight. Yeah. Yeah, that was actually
That was gonna be that question to you Zach. I was actually asking you like what do you make of that roster?
Because they're surprising a lot of people
I think it's like way better than the old heretics roster
I think maybe with like their new eye gel or ever because like on attack like it's so chaotic
They're like they're flipping a lot like it's hard to play against especially on a map like board chat flipping means you do a
Push and then you completely abandon it and do the opposite
It's like really easy to do this stuff. So yeah, I think they're way better than they were before for sure
And then the last question for me is do you think you learn more from these kind of games?
And it actually helps you to more to have a crazy comeback like this
But only get away with two points than having a stomp victory where you're gonna get your three points
Yeah, I would say so because like obviously you want the three points but like in the victories where you win like 7-0
You don't go back and think like what you could have done better
But like in games like this like you're obviously gonna review what you didn't do well on
So I think he's so smart humble confident
Charismatic caring loving genuine. I mean just a beautiful person really this is actually beautiful. Yeah, but like obviously you want the three points
So, congrats on the win, and a great performance from you, thanks for your time, we will talk
to you later, alright?
Thank you, have a good one.
See you in a minute.
That's my man!
That's my man, bitch!
That's my man!
Talk shit now!
Talk that shit now!
Talk shit now!
That's my man, bitch!
Like, come on, bro, all these motherfuckers are talking shit.
Dude, I swear to God.
time stoppin goes like one and four you guys like stoppin one and four stoppin
it's a bro yo let him marinate he's the fucking truth he's the best player in
the world bro he's legitimately the best player into the fucking world um leave
him alone you're 30 bro all right I'm 24 I'm 24 bro shut up dude shut up shut up
Shut up, bro. Okay, let me call him, bro.
Like, I don't want to bother him too much here, but it's like, dude.
Yo, yo, something what up, dude?
Sorry to call you. I didn't know you were to interview.
I just wanted to jump on here and say you're the goddamn truth. I watched that whole game.
Appreciate you, bro. Thank you for watching. Yo the double one tap on Goyo on the pixel
I damn near Boston cream doughnut in my pants on that one
I'm sorry, but bro listen. Yo, who do y'all play next? What date?
Oh
Money Tuesday Wednesday. All right, bro. Hey, enjoy your day stoppin. I just wanted to say
Like bro this shit like watching you play this game genuinely brings me joy, bro. Like you're the truth, man
Thank you, bro. All right, so I'll see you bro
He's so cute dude chat. I mean just what like bro what a game like what a comeback double one tap on Goyal. It's just like
Who's doing this
Who's doing this other than stop it's like I'm not even kidding who the fuck is doing this who's doing this?
Play the clip. Do we have the clip?
play the double one tap bro who's doing this shit come on come on bro it was
like round 12 right let's watch this back
yeah just just just just just watch I don't know if they know that there is
Is a kite on the other side a bend just held on to one just watch just watch
You just see that first shot drone just get wasted to basically nothing. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, and clear away from my god. Oh this guy's the go
I'm just trying to be much else like rollin a didn't look so I'm a little bit nervous
But if they don't have a red into that there are now about to get stung by it this could be
Pretty painful way to see themselves go to OZ
Is this gonna be the distance that finally works in sprintable?
Chad, here we go!
Look at him, look at him!
Whoa, lag!
Lag, lag!
Whoa, I'm lagging!
What the fuck?
Whoa, I'm lagging!
Oh lag, lag, lag, whoa, I'm lagging, what the fuck?
Whoa, I'm lagging.
The levels are rising, Lolo,
at least trades on towards the death of skeptic.
It doesn't go unpunished.
This Shaka go on with the loss of the dark abbey.
It's probably a loss that, well,
who's gonna suffer more towards the end of it?
Chalagler, look, look, look, look, look, look.
1080p, 1080p, 1080p HD.
Please don't tell me they rely blindly on that, by the way.
That's Gann out of Aquey.
There is a player on these stairs, but he just slumped down
was slightly.
I hope they aren't blindly relying on that fat.
Oh, she could finally get stung here.
I'll tell you what, that might be a way
to send yourselves into World 2 with a shot like that.
And then wait.
Just wait.
And then wait.
I didn't even know how he did that.
Rott, it's one of the things where you just roll the tapes
back and you have to account it for the beauty.
Give it to me, stop it!
Give it to me, stop it!
This dude is the greatest player of all time!
It's not even a question, bro!
Like, this dude is the GOAT!
The GOAT!
Come on, bro!
Like, this is the shit that I'm talking about!
Who's doing this?
Who is doing this?
Oh my god
Like man
Hard chat send in clips. God. What a session. All right Mondays is next game
Just God what a set like bro, what a set like dude. Oh my god
Okay guys, I'm gonna go tinkle BRB and I'm gonna swap my monitors chat sign in clips
Oh stop it's so good Jesus bro godly like fuck he's so good wow he's so good wow wow
you
you
you
you
I lost my hdmi guys I can't find this fucking thing
Bro, what the fuck?
Bro, ouch!
I don't know where my HDMI is.
Chad, is it lost because I was bouncing on that thing?
I don't know where this fucking thing is.
Oh, oh, ow.
Bro, chat, I lost my HDMI.
Bro, I don't know.
Jinxie, can we touch tips?
Crazy hairline.
Bro, where's my HDMI?
Lesbian mother of four haircut.
Chat, where is my HDMI?
Bro, I don't know, where is, dude, where is the HDMI?
What the fuck?
Hora.
Dude, can you hear me?
Dude, Houston now a problem.
Guys, I don't know where I put my fucking HDMI.
Why not just keep it in and switch HDMI channels to your monitor?
you're a genius. Dude I didn't even know ACMI said channels. Bro I've never lost it before though.
Chad, where is this shit at? Bro, I don't know. I don't know. Guys, I don't know. I don't know.
Yo, this is bad. I cannot find my HDMI. Bro, on your dresser?
I found it. Wait, no, that's not it. Guys, what the fuck? No, it was just in. It was
It was just in!
Where could it have gone?
Chad, it was just in, guys!
Some absolute weirdo typed L print.
Bro, I've actually never had this happen before.
I'm almost done, Jitty.
Yo, where is the—where are the—bro, I don't know where the TXTMI is.
Where the fuck?
Huh?
Huh, I don't know where this is. Jesus.
Whoa! It's gonna be like some dumbass spot.
Bro, where the fuck is it at?
Yo, Gendly?
chat gently I might have lost her words gently bro I've met dude it was plugged
in an hour ago I've honestly never had this happen in my life is I cannot find
it I'm about to start like ripping shit like just ripping it out of course yeah
This is actually insane. I can't do Nathan. I can't
Bro where the fuck is this thing at? What the fuck? It was plugged in an hour ago
Where's my HDMI?
This should not be like rocket science bro it's
bro what the fuck like actually what the fuck genuinely what the fuck what the fuck
This is my PC1, but I need my Xbox.
Yo, I don't know.
Did the Tooth Fairy get it?
Bro, did the Tooth Fairy get it?
Where is this? Where is this? Where is this?
Dude, I want you guys to understand, this is genuinely insane. I've never had this happen before.
Bro, no matter how hard I try, I can't find the slate.
Use an IQ scanner.
You want me to use an IQ scanner to find an HDMI port?
Bro, but where the fuck is it?
Where is it?
Oh, it's next to my vape?
Sure.
guys this is insane guys guys I want you to understand how tame this is it was
Let's just plug them an hour ago.
Where is my HDMI?
Like, bro, how is it gone?
How is it gone?
I don't know. Did I plug it into the wrong honor?
I don't know, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do,
Just find another one.
Bro I don't know what's in here guys.
I'm actually at a loss for words.
guys it was plugged in an hour ago like what happened did the tooth fairy
come in here and punted into a lake guys it was plugged into my Xbox an hour
ago later I swear to God it was plugged in what could have happened
bro it's gonna be it's gonna be in like a weird-ass spot dude it's gonna be in a
a really fucking weird spot, like going to have to be back here.
I don't know what to do.
Bro, I don't know what to do, guys.
Guys, I don't guys, I don't know what to do.
Yo, I'm streaming, I'm streaming right now in my Xbox, HDMI, like.
De-spawned, it fell off of the face of the planet. It was plugged in an hour ago and it's gone.
Um, so you need an Xbox, HDMI, so connect your old gun?
No, but I guess I do. It was, it was in an hour ago. I can't find it.
Were you, yeah, I'll give another one. Were you playing Xbox now or again?
Yes.
It's probably sorted.
No, I know, but like, I can't fucking find it. I've been looking for 20 minutes. I cannot find it.
I think the tooth fairy came in and punted into a lake.
I think it's because there's like a hundred cores on the floor it's kind of hard to make out which is why
Yes
Okay, just throw it on the counter I'll go get it. Yeah, thank you
Bro, what the fuck bro? Oh?
like honestly, man
What happened? Where is it at?
I don't know, I don't know best, I don't know.
I'm genuinely speechless.
I want you to understand that literally one hour ago it was plugged in.
Wow.
I'm blown away.
you
I got a new cord, mode of truth.
Boys, thank god. Boys, thank god. We fucking did it. Boys, you sound heavy. Boys, we did
it boys why is it not plugging in why is it not turning on why is it not turning on
the fuck is it not turning on the source yeah but I did the source guys guys I
I changed the source.
What's happening right now?
I changed the source.
Is this like an evil stream?
I'm turning it off.
I think it died.
Bro, I think it died.
Yes.
Turn on, you fucker!
Turn on!
Yes.
Oh my god.
Yes!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, we did it.
Oh, yes, yes, bro, yes, oh my god, dude, okay, finally.
Holy shit, bro, holy shit, let's go.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm dead fresh.
Oh my God.
Wait, how does he do this with the audio?
Because girl, I made it. Yeah, I made it for some reason who you are. And then I made it and you wasted with your ladies.
Bro, what am I doing wrong here?
I'm doing something wrong. God, I miss high vibes.
Is it this?
Whoa.
Wait.
Whoa.
Is there two of me?
Yes, I think I fixed it.
No, it's still not fixed.
Jesus.
Chad, how does it sound? How does it sound?
Fixed it?
You're weighing down both sides of my screen.
Chad, the mic sounds good, right?
Bro, I don't know why this is doing this, but like...
It's supposed to be picking up my Xbox audio.
Why? Wait, my Xbox audio is...
This is weird
Yo, I'm okay. Is this like an evil stream today, of course the one-time high-visors not in the in the in the state
yo
My Xbox source died why did my Xbox source die?
That is so fucking weird honestly brother that's so weird
Why is the screen black?
Did he didn't make a new one?
Okay, I'm going to actually try that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to remove the...
Okay, bang bang.
Bang bang. Okay, maybe this will work.
What the?
I'm going to restart my OBS.
This is the most evil stream of my life.
I'm actually at a loss for words, guys, bro, what the fuck is what the fuck?
I think I was on the plane right now.
Hey, hi, guys.
What are you doing right now?
I've actually never had this happen before, but like, am I, my Elgato scene was frozen
and now it's not working anymore?
No, let me give that a try.
Both sides of it, right?
No, just the middle cord is the battle for it.
But you can do both sides of it very well.
Okay, I'm going to try this now. I just unplugged it and plugged it back in.
Okay, is there a light on it? What's the light saying?
On what?
On there, I wrote it should be like one single light.
Are you talking about the HD 60 acts the one that's like outside of the PC?
Yeah, that's the one you can use it.
Let me see if there's a light on it. Let me see.
Yeah, it should be at the front. It should be on the right side.
Is there a blue USB port on your app?
I can see it.
I don't see it.
Oh, you probably need your phone light.
I found the USB app.
I didn't see anything that was blue.
I didn't see anything that was blue.
the one that would fit into it. Okay, what's the next time? Now the Aldotto has no light.
Yeah, okay, it needs to be in the blue USB port. Yeah, but I don't see a blue USB. They don't have
any colors. Um, take 100% showed. It's not even possible. Can I make sure you take your phone
I'm a lot of folks, if you see.
Wait, but hi, I just did my question.
If this court was in the middle of the Algado for the past year, why would I move it out now?
Something could happen to us.
For this is the most evil stream ever, my OBS just crashed into them.
That's fine. Does your PC right now have the 4K in it?
I don't even know what the 4K means.
The 4K, like the internal reference, the external data you always use, does that have that in it?
I don't, I think, but I think that one had a bunch of problems with like audio and share.
Like, didn't that one have a shit ton of problems?
I'm just talking about things before you unplugged it from them.
I did?
It really sounded okay.
What's the line on it?
Okay, it's randomly working now.
Like, all I had to do was unplug.
All I had to do was unplug the power cord and plug it back in.
So, wait, how about this?
While you were gone, I'm not even kidding.
I lost my HDMI.
I just couldn't find it.
And then my power cord of my monitor shut off.
Then my OBS crashed.
then my Elgato dies.
Yeah, your piece is just to Canada.
But are you good now?
Wait, now I have, here's my question.
You know audio?
Yeah, how do I get the audio on?
Okay, go to the input.
Michiko to like the settings of the input, so like the properties.
I mean, you should see like a screen that pops up, you should see like default.
You don't want to know default, you want to switch that.
Oh God, oh my God, you're the goat, bro. Thank you. Have us yes. Thank you, bro.
All right, chat. W. Have us.
Yes. Chat. Is it good?
Chat. Is it good?
sweet oh bro that was so annoying oh my god that was so annoying you are actually braindead
Oh my god, why do you have one IQ bro? Well I don't have one IQ ass wipe and you're wasted
with your ladies. All right, we heard already dumbass. I know but I couldn't hear it dumbass.
How am I going to react to clips if I can't hear the clips?
Alright chat, first come at a date, let's get it, let's go.
Guys, lock in, send in your clips today.
We're going to be lurking for the next coming of Stompin'.
First come at a date, coming in from balls.
Balls, let's check it out.
Boom, why do you not have a hard preacher?
Rainbow Six Siege has been a game for 11 years.
Why not have a hard breacher like already asking questions?
Good chat. Does it sound good?
Wait, what right did I say?
So the first couple of the day there is not or there's eight coppers in the lobby
BULS!
YOU'RE COMPER FIVE!
Not only are you copper five,
but you're one in seven!
THERE'S FIRE THERE!
YOU MIGHT WANNA WATCH OUT!
Firing level!
What are you doing?
False?
This is why we need a hard breecher,
because now you can't break the wall.
Drone, drone, drone, drone.
False, put the sledgehammer down.
Thank you.
Drone, drone, drone.
How did not a single defender sweet mother of nap down did you just reload with 26 bullets
13 o'clock on its life.
Balls, why are you looking in a room you've just cleared?
Death bar, track her out.
Smulping mice!
If you search online, active.
Oh
Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. First clip of the day. Worst clip of the day.
I'm going to be honest with you, Volce. That is out of every clip I've been sent. In 2026,
That is the worst one I've ever seen! Hands down! Everything you did was bad! Everything!
Oh my god! Please be better! Next up is Todd! Holy crap!
Okay, one v4 scenario. This is where legends are made. Lock in.
Drone? You have no drones. You have two Flores drones actually.
Okay.
Okay. You have two Flores drones. The problem is there's 35 seconds left.
Like, I don't think you have time for this. You gotta get in there, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
You may as well have just told the defenders,
Hey guys! I'm right here! You lose all element of surprise when you do this. You already have an entry point with the rotation on the right.
Oh my god, he's going for a bait and switch. This kid might have potential. He's going for a bait and switch actually.
He's gonna make the explosion on this side of the map and then wrap around with a sight window.
window. This kid's got potential actually. This kid's got potential. Come on, come on,
Todd. Slow walking to the window to minimize noise. Down for it. I might start stroking
15 seconds.
Got me.
Go get him! Get him! Get him! Get him now! Get him!
Blah, blah! No! No! No!
I cannot believe that honestly bro a 0.0 balls that I got another clip all right balls it
physically can't be worse than the last one I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna give you one
more chance. Balls? I understand you're in copper five. Listen to me and listen to me
clear balls. This time I'm not gonna, I'm gonna give you actual coaching advice. Copper
five player balls from Scotland. Lock it. Shout out. Comment. Balls legitimately. What
What is the point of the C4?
I'm trying to actually be nice.
Balls, what is the point of this?
Balls, can we not shove our head on a bridge, please?
You're not even ADS'd.
Bro, is this a skit?
Or is this actually what copper looks like?
How is he just INSIGHT?
Azami?
Azami?
Azami?
I'm reloading.
One friendly operator remaining.
Okay, 1v3 scenario for a zombie. They have to plant. Wait for them to plant, then make
your move, Eric. One's on your right, one's on your left. One's on your right, one's
on your right okay not looking at his right you knocked him you knocked him one
I'll beat you.
By the hell!
This is the worst clip session of all time.
This is the worst clip session of all time.
Legitimately speaking to y'all boys,
we are off to a bumpy frickin' start.
Fourth clip of the day, please somebody just,
there's gotta be a new stop in, what am I saying,
no one will ever be stomping.
What am I saying, no one will ever be stomping.
2v2 scenario, Alaskorpian Sentry TCSG. Let's start to lock in here. Let's go.
Last operator standing.
Okay, you know he's close to you. Scope in your gun and get ready to shoot.
Good kitten meow you heard him flanking you and you responded to the sound cue nice good start
Okay, that's blessed dude dude dude dude dude that's blessed come on
Kid like dude come on that dude that's a little bit blessed am I right or am I right?
Balls you're typing bear in mind. I your balls. I know you eliminated me before it was a 5v1
one. Both both both. I was one of the five in conference, bro. Are you crazy?
Yo, again, I want to be clear when I say this, there was a guy spamming react to Tom Pearl
highlights an hour ago. He was banned. I don't know if this is him on a second account. Yo,
bro, I'm not reacting to Tom Pearl highlights. Get out of my stream. You loser.
yet again I ask myself this question every day and I'm still waiting for the
answer why on an 11 year old video game do we not have a hard preacher do you
want to be in silver for the next 10 years bro
Drone. Drone. You have three minutes and you're not droning, instead you're spinning in circles
thinking you're stopping. Yo, instead of wallbanging randomly, you can throw a drone. Like, I don't...
What's happening?
I need to watch that hit registration back after the cl-
No! This is no way!
Push blue!
Start to push up!
Start to push up here!
You should push up!
Push up!
Good end, kitten.
Okay.
2v1 scenario against a clash.
A lot of noobs panic in the situation.
Remember, she doesn't have a gun when her shield's extended.
You guys should literally just sandwich her one guy in the front one guy in the back. She's in the middle
Okay, that
That sounded insane. I'm talking about in the video game. Obviously that sounded insane
Perfectly played you guys literally could not have played that any better good job kicking
That's what I'm talking about.
See, okay, okay, we're starting to spice up here a little bit.
The clips are starting to get a little bit better.
Not mad at it, kid.
Watch the clip or else this guy just said to me.
Toes.
Quick chat.
I always leak my toes, guys.
Dude, I like clean feet.
Look at how clean my feet are.
Oh my god, this guy has my mute skin.
Slay.
We're clipping this.
We're clipping this.
Bald, right.
Platinum lobby.
So, in a 5v1 scenario, I want to see y'all embrace my teachings.
I want to see you play discipline.
I want to see you play discipline, bro.
So honestly, I don't mind this out of you.
Good reaction to the sound cue.
I probably did the same thing.
Basketball today, dare I say.
Jack, best clip of the day, dare I say.
Next clip of the day coming in from cold red dead!
Red dead redemption, baby!
Best game.
What?
Jack, who did he kill?
Just a random person?
Yeah.
Chad, has that a main storyline character?
Oh my god!
You played Red Dead like this two weeks ago?
Were you a psycho?
Okay.
Yo, guys, this is severely edited, bro.
This is severely edited, dude.
Okay, bro, this is so edited.
I'm not a frog, okay?
Man, dude, that was actually,
Like I said, that was actually so fun.
Honestly, Alvea Sanctuary was so frickin' fun, dude.
She's so fun.
Oh my gosh.
Next clip coming in for...
I'm gonna be honest, I don't wanna like diss you,
but how are you playing this game on your free time?
You tell me you get home from school
and you boot up the legend of Fireball.
Are you serious, bro?
Yo man, this is legitimately the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
Fire game by the way.
If you're saying that's a fire game, I'm pretty sure I could literally give you a
game where you paint a fence and you'd say it's fire.
Game of the year.
he's throwing a fireball at a teddy bear continuously.
Elle Bully, Wyatt!
Jinxie, how's your wife? I don't have a wife.
Should have this guy like, block me. Game of the year, give me that.
Yo, Zekroms, quick little question, bro. Why is your profile picture of me as an egg?
like the crops quick little quick little question for you bro
you know can somebody rewind the hit registration on the chalet clip that was
actually that was actually disturbing he deleted his clip wait is that why the
crops you have to you delete in your clip bro why bro I'm sorry I didn't mean
I didn't mean to diss the game actually that bad.
Sorry, bro.
Bro, I didn't mean to actually diss the game that bad.
He deleted his clip.
Bro, I just didn't think it looked fine.
I'm sorry.
He's just throwing fireballs at a teddy bear, guys.
I didn't think, okay.
Bro, I didn't think it was actually going to be that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Champion Charmed.
Yup, I'm a Racked Lock-In.
Oh, my God!
He's dropping me!
I'm going to attack!
I'm going to attack!
you know what he did was so smart if someone was there he was gonna punch the
wall and shoot them through a punch hole whoa whoa is that Japanese oh my god
the way he opened the door that's how that's how it opens the door guys I'm
actually I'm actually gonna cream over here I'm actually gonna clean look at
this you know how the average Joe punches a barricade three times watch how
champions open barricades oh I'm gonna I'm actually gonna bust I'm gonna bust
this guy's a champion oh my god
He has two doggy calls. I'm assuming he's going to use one soon.
Got me.
Best clip of the day!
Chat, dude, the way he opened that barricade actually turned me on.
And bro, it's also the little things like you guys see what he did at the start of the round see what he did
Like even though nobody was there that puntual strap on garages so smart. Oh my god
Yo, I I'm starting to get break. Okay. Yes. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'm starting to get it right here
I'm starting to get it right bro. Genuinely
Jinxie who is better stomping at Rainbow six each or messy at football a brother that's so unfair. That's such an impossible
Why did I smell my sock?
Why did I just, that smelled absolutely horrible.
I don't know why I just, I don't know why I just smelled that.
Next game of the day.
3v4 scenario, he's on Valkyrie with a C4, he's going to be able to get a kill from
below here. If I was you, why is your gamertag gentle ditty? If I was you, I would wait for
the planter than C4.
What whoever red ping you should punch in the face.
Sweet dude I love double C4 oh my god I'm out of this creed.
Nope all good.
It was a it was a fart.
Bro, I'd love double C4 kills, yes.
I'd love double C4 kills.
Friendly last operator standing.
Yo, why are your teammates redpenging?
Use the yellow ping feature.
There's a feature for a reason, bro!
Close up.
Come in.
Bro, I'm gonna keep it a bean with you, man.
7.9 out of 10.
Not a bad trip at all, kid.
Jinxie, I goon to your streams.
Ah, mob, bandaka.
Where is the proof?
You want me to show proof of myself creaming?
Okay, 2v4 scenario on Fenrir, let's see what we can do.
1v4!
Got a name.
Okay, so, Montane, why are you ABSing if you're in a 4v1 scenario on a shield?
should actually elbow montane in the face for that.
What are you doing?
Gently, gently, gently.
Planting, planting, planting.
Wait a minute, this kid's got potential.
was a shot. This kid's got potential. This kid's got potential.
Well played, yo, I might give you the best clip of the day.
The other guy aced, but that was the most unwinnable round I've seen.
That was actually unwinnable.
Dude, honestly, well played.
Oh, yo, chat, do you guys ever burp and fart at the same time?
And queef?
Bro, really good clip session so far, honestly, like incredible clip session so far.
Such a good clip session.
Bro, did it lag?
Forever young, I wanna be forever young.
Do you really wanna live forever?
Forever young.
Next up in the bay.
Is this a 1v1?
Yo, it's a 1v1 and he's doing the Jinxie strat.
Bro, what is the point of that- what?
Oh, he's imitating me.
Okay, I get it.
Oh, dude, we got a little comedian.
He's imitating me, okay.
Oh, Zechro sent another clip.
Okay, Rockety, come on, Zechro, Rockety.
What language is that?
Gopalax?
Yeah.
Um, is he hacking?
It's not a custom.
Is he hacking?
Is this guy hacking Rocket League?
Oh yeah, here it is.
It's like, yo guys, this is why though.
I don't really go bald anymore, man.
This is why I don't really go bald anymore.
Oh, it's not AI.
Yeah, man, it's not AI.
I'm an egg.
You actually think I'm an egg?
Real not AI.
Bro, I look like an idiot, bro.
Come on, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Yo, Jack, how many times a day do you poop and don't lie?
Just once, are you a morning guy, morning and night guy?
Like how often do y'all poop a day?
Two, fair.
One to two, two to three.
Next to the other day, we got a 2v5 scenario for Bopman.
Lock in.
Come on, let's see a banger here, come on!
Somebody in here's got to be the next coming of Stompin'.
We're looking for the next Stompin', Jack.
I would've liked to see a little bit of trigger discipline there, man.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I'm gonna be honest.
I would've liked to have seen a little bit of trigger discipline there.
That is not the gun for that fight bro bro put that gun away
Reload your primary!
Thank you!
Yo is this- okay this has got to be ragebath
Wait, he moonwalked past the C4? That was actually smooth. Oh, the claymore.
And that, right there, is why I said to reload your primary.
It's gonna swing you.
Okay, kitten, there's one close right of the rotation.
Planting? You have to focus on the guy that's not planting! Come in misconception!
Upboard is deployed at the fusers. You need to destroy it.
I'm not even kidding. I think they're both right behind this wall. I'm not even trolling.
So, we're in trouble.
Is that Colonel Sanders?
Chat, did he make KFC or no?
Please stop calling me Bebe.
I hate when you guys do this.
Did he make KFC?
What did he do?
Yeah, guys, please stop calling me Bebe, honestly.
So, Jack, is Kentucky Fried Chicken, did it actually start in Kentucky, or is it just
like a cool name to say KFC?
Did it actually start in Kentucky, or is it just a cool name to say KFC?
The Xbox menu sounds piss me off, bro.
You might be the only guy to think that.
Next watch, many sounds like clean.
For Honor!
Oh, wow!
Bro, oh gee.
Bro, did she parry every move he did? My gosh!
Hi, Bice!
What are you doing?!
Hi, Bice! I thought you were out of the office today!
Can you not, bro?!
Hi, Bice! Cut it out!
Let it out!
Like, hi guys, I thought you were out of the office today, bro.
What?
Yo, I'm on a PS roller.
I can't send clips onto Xbox.
What do you mean you're on a PS roller, bro, bro?
What?
Your chat, is new season of Rocket Leagues tomorrow?
guys is the new season of rocket league tomorrow yo okay this guy's getting
reported it's just so obviously a high harassment yeah literally harassing yo
Xbox could y'all like let me contact the dev or something like come on these
these gamer type and these gamer players should not be allowed.
Can I please contact the dev?
I've been thinking about it.
Well, Tat, W clip session,
it looks like the Xbox finally exploded.
W clip session.
Guys, I'm about to go tinkle.
When we get back, what should we do, Tat?
Should we push for Diamond one and Rainbow six each?
Should we push for Ultimate Champion and gosh, right on.
Or dare I say, should we rip some Fortnite ranked?
I'm gonna go pee, be ugly.
you
Sweet!
Yo, guys, I'm back, bro.
You are my sunshine, my old sunshine.
Yo, Chad.
I'm going to be honest, man.
Can I be honest, bro?
I literally woke up with a hard penis today,
just knowing that JSN is on my fantasy football team.
Bro, I'm 2-0, and I'm second place in the Flock League,
literally just because JSN exists.
Like, bro, oh my god, daddy JSN, dude.
lunk with the 10 gifted subs.
Skyda-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Lunk put the Yega Black Ice in my ass.
Okay, kittens, what should we do?
Should I play Fortnite ranked to practice
for my Unreal Marathon?
Should I push Diamond 1 and R6
so I can get close to champion
so that I can queue Legend Division?
Or should I go for Ultimate Champion in Clash Royale?
Chat vote up all three of the games I'm a pro in see how I snuck in for tonight.
Chetty, you see I snuck in for that.
Somebody said push Golden League but guys league league of legends gives me depression guys.
But guys league of legends gives me depression guys.
Guys, no, no, no, no league of legends give me depression dude.
Vote chat vote vote vote vote vote. Oh my god, a fortnight in class or split.
We do a fortnight in class or split.
I would bully you if we met.
Maas timeout scar tizzle you check. Do you guys want to put on TTS for some ranked I could solo queue some right?
Do you guys want to put on some TTS guys you guys want some TTS bro? Ask some questions
No
Ow
Jinxia stream doesn't end until you hit champ would be so hype soon. Yeah, not a bad shot kid. Bro. I'm gonna get champ. I just have to grind it though, bro.
I have to grind it, dude.
I have to just grind it, bro. I have to grind it, dude.
Are you smart enough to set up TTS? I think Hive Eyes is home.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Are you going to wear the kitten ears full times?
Yeah, so basically my chat, oh I need to call Hive Eyes.
Yo, what's happening to my fucking chair? Fuck!
It's because I poured water on my penis, so now the floor's messed up.
Bro, what is going on?
The fuck is this?
Yo, High-Vives, I gotta call you by the way.
Baby, can't you?
Bro, what's happening to this shit? Honestly.
Yo, High-Vives, uh, Jinxie called him.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
Hi guys, what's up kitten?
It's bro.
As you know, bro, we're doing hardcore Minecraft in like 13 days. Do you want to come to Florida?
Yeah, that's right. Yo, hi guys, bro. Let me know man. I'll book your flights kitten.
Yes, bro. I got you. Hey, man. Hi, guys. You know what? Get first class seats, bro.
on you yes bro uh emirates fly delta bro hangs up with aura
okay bro let's lock this shit man dude um okay bro chat let's go dude let's go
um let me swipe this over here guys let's do tts yesterday fuck it right
fucking we both wait Emirates has Emirates better than Delta guys what do
you think of the wallpaper today by the way rated 1 through 10 guys you know I
get a random one every day rated 1 through 10
bro I feel like my games are so good like I have such a good game dude I have
such a good list of games. Bro, I have so many good games on here, bro. Oh wait, one
second. Dude, I have so many good games on here, bro. I have so many good games on my
my theme. Literally, bro. I have actually fire ass games in here. You leaked your pH, yo bro.
I'm gonna, like, chat, listen, look at me, bro. I have not gooned in months. If I'm
lion I'm flying I have not gooned in months if I'm lying I'm flying cat you
could say cat bro you could say cat chat my hand has not touched my penis well
okay are you talking about like pink bro I have not gooned in months in chat I
I recommend y'all join me.
Guys, 2027, we're not gonna touch our wiener a single time.
Yo, is the new season of rock a league out tomorrow?
So that might be fun to play.
You get premature ejaculations from that?
That's not true.
Well, there was that one time.
But I don't think that that's true, though.
Okay, I'm gonna add a little bit of a delay.
I'm down at one. Let's see. I don't know. Chad, if you want to send in TTS, it's 100
bitty tiddies and the British robot will read your message. Wait, mingo and stomp on
playing wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what what what mingo and stomping are playing wait what's
jinx t underscore foot cream chilled 100 bits last person to type foot cream gets gifted sub
up. Mingo and Stompin are, ah, bro they just got a game. Chat tell them maybe after, maybe
after my game, right? Maybe after their game. Yo chat stop typing foot cream you're not
I'm gonna get a gifted sub.
Stop tapping fucking foot cream.
You're not gonna get a gifted sub, bro.
That's not all that works.
American underscore ATM cheered 100 bits.
Hi, John Cofunko.
You should really play Helldivers too.
They just got a new update and you would have a blast.
Chat, you know, my cousin actually told me
that he plays Helldivers, by the way.
Guys, I have officially picked up Bryce Young
as my quarterback in my family league, in my family league.
Motherfuckers averaging 28 right now.
I have officially picked up Bryce Young, GG.
Stompin' said he's down to play.
Wait, what, is he in a match?
Is Stompin' in a match?
Okay, they're both in a match.
Check, tell them after, after.
Do a Terraria Calamity Marathon with Loss It's Easy Trust.
Terraria Calamity Marathon with Loss?
I got you, bro.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Bro, maybe after Minecraft, bro, we could do Terraria.
Maybe we could do Terraria after Minecraft.
Me and Loss Poros and Ron.
Yo, hi, guys, what's up?
Hey, James, it's me.
As you know, the fantasy football league is off to a roaring start.
I'm going to be injured and I need some players.
I'll be willing to trade 200 bits.
Real YouTube stream thumbnail.
So there's some trade offers, but bro, I'm going to.
And who gets hurt?
He doesn't know if he's going to come back next week.
My star tight end hurt instantly.
The season didn't start yet.
Lamar is Lamar.
What is he doing?
What does he even do?
Don't diss the goat.
Don't diss the goat, bro.
Continue.
And then there.
OK.
Running backs.
I have the right.
I have fifth train running running backs.
Still, I can't do nothing.
I can't even fucking date them.
I can't believe him.
What do you want me to do?
So High Vives, you're 0-2 in fantasy football.
Skrotex, cheer to 300.
Wait, that's not a luck.
Do you still have those Pokemon cards I'm saying?
High Vives.
You should open them with three more give to High Vives.
Hi, guys, you are legitimately.
Oh, and to wait, let me actually hold up one second, because I need to actually give you a good thought loop here.
I need to move the green. So, hi, guys.
You're oh, and to and fantasy football.
Did you or did you not draft 6 wide receivers?
I did. Yeah.
You want to ask me how they're doing.
Hi, guys, bro, you're basically telling me to trade with you as a fantasy football owner.
I see that you're 0 and 2.
I see that your boat is burning.
Should I throw you a life raft?
No.
What the fuck?
Help me out.
Like, bro, I'm scoring 80 a week.
Help!
Throw me a Pukinakua and I'll give you Jeremiah Love.
Gotta fill out your running back depth.
Yeah, bro.
I'm talking about you want to punch me in the face?
What do you say to me?
No, dude, it's a fair to think about it.
You need running back depth.
And bro, we don't know, Puka could be out for 10 years.
We don't know.
Low key, I'm the one taking all the risk in that chain.
Yeah, bro.
It's just bad.
Like right now, I'm looking at the savings.
I'm nice.
I'm nice, James.
Is everything finished?
Wait, yeah.
Yeah, so high-fives. If you get dead last, you have to do the hot chip challenge in the family league. Also, the only person you're ahead of is my dad and he drafted Baker Mayfield in the fifth round.
Well, you didn't tell me there was a punishment. And my dad drafted also Travis Hunter, who's a cornerback in a fantasy ball league.
Wait, he drives it and has a wide receiver? Yeah, he drafted Travis Hunter and Travis Hunter's a cornerback.
Oh my God.
Yeah, bro. Hey, hey, man. Hey, bro. Good luck out there. Hi, guys, my starting tight end is
your one Johnson killed me. Like, I can't do this room. And remember, bro, in fantasy football,
um, when in doubt, just keep setting that line up. You're going to hit big soon, bro.
Yeah, bro. I can't wait. All right. I'll send you some trades. Good luck.
Yep, see you, bro.
Guys, early heads up.
We're gonna keep on TTS until this game ends.
Okay?
Juwan Johnson is good. Yeah, but bro, Brock Bowers got injured.
That's why he's depressed.
Bro, but how about this? He's a burger, bro.
He didn't draft a running back till round seven.
the army wanted to moderate Stevenson in a double-flex lead
You
You team who's ready to win
I'm uh, I'm Stompin's brother, bro.
I
Right side
My god, but yes, I forgot try to forgot Jesus
Hundred bits. Why don't you sell a broker anymore?
What did he say?
I should bring that back you're right
change in that!
onado for share 100 bits, sport is better than stomp on
ok but can sport do this?
I'm swapping that!
SWEET!
Bottom right side, bottom in.
Don't peek! Do you think my gas spout?
One motor.
motor door on the solid snake ability c4 now c4 now
holes holes holes are you right yeah good shot good shot guys great round
let's keep this energy up in the round two
Goosepaming cheered 100 bits, your streams make me really happy, but Im sad you're no longer in the furry discord.
Yeah, okay, Jesus Christ.
Backseating? No, chat, remember the rule. If you're at the top of the leaderboard, you're allowed to backseat.
That is the rule! That is the fucking rule!
If I'm at the top of the leaderboard, I'm allowed to backseat. Fairs! La-la-fairs!
You are my sunshine, can I just woke up today and realized I have JSN on my fantasy football
team.
My only sunshine.
That's what's cheered 100 bits, rearrange my insides.
Okay, that's going to be the first ban of TTS.
That is going to be the first ban of TTS.
fucking psychopath you traded jsn do you hate winning who did you trade him for
I like
Joe season 10 shared 100 bits how you drink
here
Chad is in a line
There's no way you play that like that.
What am I supposed to do in that scenario?
And biggest of each year, 100 bits, I hate you.
Okay.
Yo.
Alright, we are going to cut off the fucking TTS if motherfuckers are just doing this shit.
What is the point of that?
Literally.
four is located. You know what to do. Friendly last operator standing.
What? Mission failed. All friendlies were listed.
Let's see, 226 cheered 100 picks.
Could be a pro in R6.
Could I be a pro in R6?
It's just, dude, I'd have to play mouse for at least two
years, but, bro, I don't want to be a pro in R6, man.
Stompin's got that.
Stompin's got that on lock, bro.
Like, I don't.
Hey, man, Stompin is going to do great things in the game.
Why are you guys spamming no?
I could be a pro, what?
I could be a pro, what?
Five years, no, bro, I could be a pro, literally.
Hey, that one's on me.
That one's on me.
I just cut shade 100 bits.
Hey, Jinx, see, I really want to send you clips,
but I don't know how.
So normally when I do clips, I do Xbox reactions,
and you have to send it to my random barcode gamer tags.
I don't publicly say the gamer tag info
because then thousands of people will send it
and then the clips will lag and my Xbox will break
whenever we'll be able to do clips.
I could do Discord, but I don't really like,
I like Xbox more because I could do voice messages and stuff.
And Xbox has profile pictures, which is funnier.
Jorge with the five gifted, yo, W. Jorge in the chat.
Jorge, kiss me on my hot mouth.
I'm feeling romantic.
That's a bomb.
S-C-O-O, I'll see you in the chair, 100 bits.
Stop the doggy.
Does he know? Like, but I can't mirror it!
Bro, isn't that gonna be like, $200,000?
Or more?
I'm going to kill you!
Swapping mags!
Keep on going!
Look at us!
Reloading!
Outdoor located above!
Shared 100 bits. Hey, Jugo. You know, gooning is good for you. Just not pH also gooning right now as proof. Jugo
I'M TRYING TO CLutch!
What the fuck is that?!
I'M TRYING TO CLutch!
Holy fuck!
You fucking weirdo! Jesus! It's wrong with you!
I need to get another bottle of water. I need to get a bottle of water.
The NBA's done cured 100 bits bronze EBTW.
Bacon smells nest-sheared 100 bits, R6 challenge, every death equals turn up the speed on 11s.
We need to locate a bomb.
Oh my gosh, bro!
Why does my chair keep FUCKING making this noise?!
Like FUCK!
NathSpawnf cheered 100 bits. You are a failure. Broken heart emoji. Wilt of flower emoji.
Insertion in five seconds.
I'm trying to readjust it. It's not because of my weight.
I'm not farting. It's a wooden chair on a wooden floor so it produces a
sound. I'm not farting. You fucking idiot.
Now let me tee up.
So we're not shooting default cams.
That bro!
Grenade out.
Reload!
Young Mateen shared 100 bits when he's clipped.
I'm gross.
It just happened 15 minutes ago.
Ah!
of
the
of
I've cheered 100 bits, they jinx it's luck.
Once again recommending you play the finals, it's peak.
If I win this, I like dick.
NOOOOO!
I'm on the score in zero T underscore H1M cheered 100 bits.
Hey John, I'm on PC.
How do I send you a clip?
Should we do discord clips?
You are ass at the fucking game.
Okay.
Let me get this straight, Jackass.
I have an 0 and 4 teammate, a 1 and 4 teammate, a 1 and 3 teammate.
The only reason we won around was because I got a double kill, and you're saying I'm
ass at the game because I didn't clutch a 1v4 scenario.
should tongue punch your fart box as long as the rates seem plus and consensual.
W recovery. Ten Elliott 16 cheered 100 bits.
Jinx any advice how to control recoil in controller?
I mean bro you have to just play the game. You have to grind the game. Bro me and Stompin we
didn't get to where we are overnight like it's just me crying bro me and Stompin grinding for this
to
use your drone to locate a
bomb.
Wait so they're upstairs with a
I already paid Ryan what he got paid like 10 years ago, bro
Well, um...
Grown man with a kitty headset!
Hap!
What a...
17 upshared 100 bits.
Provides mute the chud on the bottom left.
Nope! High-vives, don't listen to this!
Fucker!
I like 4k outshared 100 bits, hey jinx see I love you so much you make me happy on my
darkest days.
If we could PLS player if you could follow my chick doc.
Let's pay your guns.
Yo, cattle stuck in here!
A really big fucking hole coming right up.
on like a Wii game or like Playsake outfishing. Shot flag, follow.
Re-Utof25, cheered 100 bits. Chad, it's not putting them over? Did
they end? Are they done? Bro, they started another game. Guys, they did another game.
What? What bro?
I
Think I could just walk bro, they did another game
ABC underscore every cheered 100 bits you're amazing and I love you
They told what you
watch the flank
No chat just say I'll solo that's fine. I'll just solo. Oh
They got a turnies soon. No, no, no chat. They got a turnie
Bro, bro, bro, just say I'll solo I'll solo
I'll solo I'll solo
Y'all think of it at your one everything you know how to beddies, bro
bro. He trying to ignore it? What am I trying to ignore?
This one's cheered 100 bits. Jinxz, you can't keep dodging the child's support while I raise
our love child alone under a bridge in darkened springs.
Again, bro, if you believe that, you have a five-cylinder brick in your head. I don't
have a kid, bro. Bro, I don't have a kid. Chad, maybe I can get on a clash if I lose
another one bro i'm trying to get diamond one but i just can't win bro maybe i could
try to try to get on clash if i lose another one
whore with the 10 gift to w whore in the chat whore baby whore thank you bro thank you
chat oh wait what
two nine hundred bits you're nicolas it was great seeing you at that little strip mall the other
Oh, thank you!
Sorry for that, you're too much for you.
But it's all good. Much love.Zero.
Wait bro, we're playing three champions? Are you kidding me? Right meowbo?
Yo guys, we're playing three champions.
G H
Jinx, I'm sorry for taking your yellow last game. I look you had to put you down though
Bro, my teammates were one and 15. You didn't put me down, bro. You put my teammates down
Or no, I kind of free fire
Jinx to your to humble you were a top 10 controller in prime buddy, bro, bro, bro
You put down my teammates my team was like 4 and 30. What are you talking about?
You didn't get sold out. What lie though? You didn't get so yeah one lie
I got sold man like so I'm trying to say you didn't good job, but bro my teammates were horrible
Jinx bro. I love you dead ass though. I'm a fan. Hey, bro. Thank you my boy appreciate watch you every single day, bro
I love you. I love you. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Yo, by the way Josh
Could you mute my stream just for the game cuz I don't want to hear myself
myself yeah yeah yeah yeah I got you I got you I don't need you on anything chat I have four
but not he's left I don't have zero Joshy I have four but not he's left 100 bits you
say you don't goon but you're my uh my steaming my teammate also said he loves you too by the way
thank you bro thank you chat I have four but not he's left bro yes that's how that works beastly
Bc that's how that works you get seven a day you get seven a day you get seven a
day come on come on come on let's go the twin is game chat my next loss I'll get
on clash. Laughers. Big midi nine shit.
One of them. You don't have any. Well,
I mean, you all know that you don't have any, bro.
I have two laps, bro. I have two laps. Chill. Let's go. Lock in.
Chat lock in lock in.
Five seconds.
So far.
Your mission is to locate and defuse the bomb.
come on come on come on come on oh and jinx I did not use thank you by the way
last game I didn't I know Brian ever even said you kiss live you're good mahog
yeah I know but uh the chat the chat is new and I got big titty got bad his
cause I played it hi guys can we ban that kid that just sent that good god
Bro, the hell's wrong with you man. Are you crazy bro? What the hell?
Yo, Twitch could you break this off the wall?
Bro low key you got to get all of them. There's like they're on every wall over here. What is it denaris or?
It's either bandit or kid. I don't want to kill my kid on them.
I got the kid. I got the kid.
I got the bandit and the kid. You're good.
No, that's on me. Oh my god. Why do you think Jinx Jinx? Why are we playing against the chance tag? No, it's free
I I over peaked though. Oh my god
Bro, why are you hurry bro? You got to talk to Lou because why are we playing this three times?
100 bits you're ugly. Okay. Yo, bro people have feelings when you send messages like that
It's not really good for people
Coz then get a father.
Yo, this guy keeps calling me jink by the way. Yo, are are you meet? Are you meaning to call me jink?
Jinky bro, jinky
Okay, bro, what is happening? I I yo
They're gonna be dormitory. Let's lock this in and we should have won that round, bro. I just over peaked that's actually on me
Yo, we can bring like the mochi and like graham
Maybe nine trade, 100 bits, play the new FIFA boy
Bro, but I don't have early access. I think it's just Cole Palmer
Bro, chat, when does that come out by the way? When does the new FIFA come out?
I think it's just cold palm or play that
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb
Oh, it's out wait what when did it come out chat when did it come out?
Watch Tom Pearl edits. Yo, death crossing. Shut the fuck up!
I love the headset on the way.
Love you, Jinx. See I look up to you, bro.
Thank you, babies. Four days ago.
Chat, I'll play the new FIFA.
Five seconds to go.
I can't but... Yo, Thatcher, I need you to get the caves off the wall.
Make your way to its location and defeat it.
I've been looking for you at nudge time.
Yo, everything okay bro? You sound depressed as fuck.
While I've been digging holes all day.
Bro, you dig holes? What do you mean?
I'm a bummer.
Wait, how are you supposed to be in a championship job?
How do you understand?
I have four fucking accounts.
not this season though
peek me little come on come on
evo's clear and the tower clear
oh this guy sounds sad oh my god
no one can run
Well, my is just playing on the shield of ending
Yeah, Jinx hit her flash to the window. I'm I got out of my is off
right that should remind us of this
you wait what window what window what window
uh... vending window
i just got swarming
well
you can be vending
you're right
zunjun shared one hundred bits
jinxed see what's one way i can get better at siege
i feel like i lack in map knowledge
How can I get better?
Come on, you're not good!
Guys, this might be FFF15 here. I'm not even gonna lie. Oh my god.
This is not League of Legends, dude, bro.
Bro, we can't do nationals.
We're trying to do the racks and we should just be doing overs we're pushing into their
whole fucking team.
Bro why do we not bring a monseat into their whole tower?
No, we're only to trigger 100 bits.
Chilco, your hairline is just like the horns on your headset.
Yo, yo dude can you, ay man, no, I, I honestly bro, this shit's, I'm trying to lock in right
now and I'm about to lose diamond too can you let me play please my whole team's
depressed god damn come on bro I mean bro what am I supposed to do yo I'm not
reacting to Tom Pearl highlights shut up drew underscore half four cheered 100 bits did it jiggle
when you fell from heaven okay what the fuck vaughn thank you for the phone
move queen to e3 samuel i haven't been on chess in a week
what do you mean move queen to e3 you delinquent
Jinxy, we can't do anything. We're in good.
Nah, bro, it's all good, man. Those three champs don't have the jing-round to locate a bomb.
Bro, we're gonna lose like 45 ULT, bro, seeing as that is.
Crazy57, chaired 100 bits. Jinxy, you should play Kingdom of Hearts for your next story mode game.
What is Kingdom of Hearts?
They're downstairs. They have a vigil roaming laundry side.
that
Yeah, look at that. It's a school of birds sacred fool cheered 100 bits love you, Kate
Can't wait to see you on the minecraft run
But are you going to play like a brain dead person again? No, you're gonna play good
No
I'm gonna play good
play fanboy simulator? is that actually a game?
lovely search
why am I even entertaining that bro? I'm not going to play fanboy simulator as your game suggestions
is that actually a fucking game?
What are they back for?
67 cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jolico, your old charm makes me play worse.
Thanks bro.
Brother, how mom?
Located a bomb.
Now let's stop central.
This horse.
I'm not sure if I'm a good guy.
You got a job kill vigil?
The diffuser is no longer in your shizu master.
Good luck, you probably said it's your good luck though.
Down to one friend.
Schema Rascals, shield 100 hits.
How can you look at my shizu?
Jesus.
I don't care if I take you.
I don't care if I take you.
I'll kill you.
guy plays 60 FOV and he knows a lot he knows everything wait which guy dongs
how he queues with cheaters to scum there's survival queues with dongs
how dongs
I'm down 20 pounds yo
Jinxy you know Kobe likes yeah why ask Kobe about the on-air he's a cheater
there Val Flynn underscore a cheered 100 bits yo bro appreciate the streams
How's the fitness journey going? It's going good bro. I'm down 20 pounds
Yo, wait, what do you mean? He's cheating because he's only just like champ for
I can't believe that it's freaky fried. Let me check his account. I mean, it's Chris Browns Friday
I look at my soft dick
Yo, this guy's stats are insane. Holy shit. 1.7 KD. Top 0.1% of the player base.
Water 017301, shared 100 bits. Hey Jinx, see I'm your tightest fan.
Muts, please do something!
Encounters.
Bro, I don't know.
What's your take on the streamers can get a ban button?
I don't think a streamer should be able to ban somebody on stage, but a streamer should
be able to have direct contact with devs.
Twizzled 28 chair, 900 bits, jinxed, see love you bro.
Streamer should be able to say like, yo, investigate this guy, but they shouldn't be able to just
ban somebody.
Don't know why people think that
Well, this game is fucking joe over
Ten seconds remaining
I don't know what to do with it.
Shuttle's got an underscored share of 100 bits.
Do you think one of these built angle?
No man, I don't think.
Is this like the worst map in the game?
Ah, this map's not even that bad.
Reload!
Roger, Puley. Surface secured.
Boldi-Pol-Zero trade 100 bits.
Oh no.
I was the one who sent the 1v4 clip on boarder question we pay off my mortgage
But I'm gonna be declining that offer
I'm gonna go get him.
Well my Zuki cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, see if you can revive Ex-Hamster.
Yo, MADAMAT!
FUCKING HELP!
Come on, Jakey.
Ah, poor it. Located on the right.
What was walking about that way to do?
I mean, this is so dumb.
I see droning the ladder.
I'm walking the horse.
He's on ping. He's on me.
50
59
Much love jinxed see being locked in you since 2019 you make my day
I don't have one useful king
I got one of them
dot one
the fuse are located, if they blitz
just like the science cheat at 100 bits, get high visor m3
you're so good jinky, good job
My god
No one be free for the boys back home come on
Little one be three baby all positioning and awareness man
That actually sucks that and get credit for two of the kills, but all good
Sweet! Bro, we could have won this game, I just stole the first round.
Hey Junco, I just wanna say you are the most amazing fat person to ever exist, love you
man.
I'm 5'11", 162. I'm literally skinny, what?
I'm 511162, you psychopath!
Bro, it's lowkey just a mazzi diff though...
It's just a fucking mazzi diff, man.
I lost a 2k wager that lost like a year ago.
James, you should check match replay just in case, please.
On which guy?
Dom's out?
I don't know.
My friend's saying that no match from last round, but I don't know who that was.
Yeah, bro
Well, both of them are just weird as hell Jinzy Ron is crashing out
Bro Ron never crashes out. I'm used to you guys saying Joe's crashing out
Janiboy
326 shared 100 bits playoff survival ascended jiddy
So I load up Ron's stream and there's 300 items of McDonald's in front of him
That these are the plastic chicken
Yeah, this dude is a burger bro. I thought he was locking in 2027 this dude is a burger
Lou I'm gonna get on the clattery out bro. I'm gonna be honest. What's our what's our issues through underscore half for two 100 bits
if she was running hold
there you're on bending window and uh
of
the
death
of
death
of
I'm gonna make him think I'm not I'm gonna make him think I'm not
Dumb ass nice James dumb ass
Yes!
He saw me?
Wait, where, where, where, James, where?
They're both horse, two horse, two horse.
Alright, that's a ban.
That's a ban.
Well, I'll sort of then.
Yo, Monty's on this yellow plane, you shot my cam.
Monty's on this yellow plane.
yo two of them two of them in and in inside
strikers on the door monty's inside strikers closed on the door he's not in
though he knows you're playing back where he knows you're playing I don't
know how but he knows now he knows
oh these kids they're in they're in Monty's in Monty's plant you gotta go
you gotta go some background
how does he know the beginning of every single one time you think you've got a lot
you will most likely get placed in patterned season so by the time you are
plenty will be struggling also I am a rice young Panthers fan love you James
Bro, how does he know? Yo, guys, good try out there.
Bro, how does he know, though?
How does he know?
Sussybacca!
Chad, what do you mean Ron is crashing up, though, guys?
Ron's just eating.
practice pre lunch lunch post lunch pre brunch brunch post brunch dinner
pre dinner on top of the pre dinner and then past post dinner bro chat these
things are the greatest ever take high-fives to the Steelers game versus
the box on the 18th yo I'm not going to a bucks game until Tom Oles is fired I was
pretty clear on that. Yo, these are the best apple pies I've ever seen. Oh my god. Bro,
I want to eat McDonald's now. Oh, chat. These are so good. Yeah, I got this up there. Yo,
What is Goyslop? What is that, bro? You're saying Goyslop? What is that, dude?
Goyslop food tier list?
I'll look it up. I'll scroll to the monitor.
Goislop is a... Oh. Oh.
Chat, do you guys think Ron has a six pack under his shirt?
I think Ron has a six-pack under his shirt.
Yo, you're bloody here, bro.
What's that?
It's all natural.
Nah, bro.
Are you the last one?
Are you serious?
What the hell?
Why is it that whenever I, somebody said fly low,
why is it that whenever I like fix my delay,
You guys instantly assume I died you instantly assume I died, bro
Okay, wait, let's keep TTS on line 45 bits Chad you guys ever get sleep paralysis, bro
Do you guys ever get sleep paralysis?
I'm gonna go pee
Why does it only load goon games on the fucking Moo Moo player? What is this shit, bro? Honestly?
What is that?
Yo, did TTS work?
Okay, TTS.
F underscore r underscore a underscore n underscore k one hundred and twenty three
One hundred bits. Did you know one sperm cell has 0.08 gigabytes and
Brice own Glover 42 cheered 100 bits, hey thank you for picking up Brice young I really
appreciated I hope you have a great stream.
Daddy Pear sex cheered 100 bits, pick up Bengal's teeth available.
to
To Lewis cheered 100 bits, jinxed see I'm 24 from Michigan.
I've been watching you for literal years through college.
Your consistency and humility is inspiring.
You are such a good influence on the world.
Thank you, Jinx.
Yo, Jack, what is up, bro?
I'm back.
Hi, guys.
I was gone for nine seconds, bro.
I literally got a bag of crackers.
Aren't these like five bucks a piece?
Oh, $35!
Oh, Smith, you're one, two, three, three, seven,
two, one hundred bits.
How to quit gooning when I have to watch your streams.
All right, let me lock him.
Yo, hey, hey, hi, guys, bro.
I'm not going to use any of these emotes,
besides maybe the.
I had to spit on you.
Wait, how about this one actually is good though.
Have as I know you're trolling, but you actually got a good one.
Hold up.
You actually got.
Okay.
That one's good.
Wait, have I actually got.
Bro, you got a couple good ones.
One hundred bits, do a back stream where you one V one every rank.
So basically just do a stream where I get stuffed and do a locker for six hours.
Why did I do a stream where I get stuffed and do a locker for six hours?
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, we need six wins to reach the highest rank in flash.
Everybody, put your hand on your wiener and start stroking from ball to tip at a medium pace.
First roll a cheered 100 bits. You should play Overwatch with me the best game of all time.
Oh
Good luck Wow
Wow!
Scuba! Scuba! Scuba!
If you're betting on the box, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win a football game, somebody should
slap the dog shit out of you.
Yo, sports betting in and of itself is a scam, bro.
You're not ever going to win.
Just quit now.
I say this to y'all every week.
You cannot win money betting on sports.
It's not possible. Maybe short term? Brother, long term? You are thought.
Twiffy 123 abjured 100 bits. What's up Jinx? See I love you bro. Huge fan and keep up the
and keep up the good stream sperm brains.
Good chat. What deck would be Golden Knight Witch?
Where he's leaking elixir.
I'm ripping this. He has no elixir.
Hit his loss. Hit his loss.
What?
It's that Tom Brady! What the fuck was that?!
bro what that would have been tower if he didn't
oh nevermind the giant has aura
11 cheered 100 bits how are you gonna feel when Avery stumps on you in fantasy
dude I've been my I've been the underdog my whole life bro
no people told me I'd never be champion in Siege I got champions wise have a
hot pattern is that
son yo chat my whole life I've been the underdog guys I was born in tarpon
Springs bro. Chad, I was born in Tarpon Springs. Do you understand that?
JinxC, I'm 24 from Michigan. I've been watching you for literal years through college. You
are such a great influence on the world. Thank you, Jinx. Can we just get a W for that guy?
Like, no, no. I know a lot of people like to troll, bro, but it's messages like that
that really just oh people are having else pay chatter okay I'm seeing W's
all right chat if and only if this is a five-star I will do a Johnson reveal live
live on stream. Swing and a miss.
Bonax cheered 200 bits, put babies in me.
How are you supposed to focus when you hear, like, like, bro, I'm trying to, I'm trying
to get the highest rank in the game. Can we lock in a little bit? Bro, I'm trying to get
the highest rank in the game bro let me doubt it in four wins
wow it's not gonna work starting on the underscore by underscore a rash Xunders
court shared 100 bits hey jinx see remember when the bangles actually slammed
the Bucks. W-H-O-D-A-F-A-T-A-N-
Bro, nobody cares!
I-
I want the Bucks to go 0 and 17!
I don't care!
I hate Todd Bowles!
I hate our franchise!
And I'm playing against a FUCKING LUMBERLOOOOOON!
WHERE I GET OFF AND STOP SHIT GAME!
So he goes both of the back first play, which is horrible.
I have the worst starting hand ever, so it works.
First roll a cheered 100 bits, play overwatch with me best game of all time.
I mean, that's just so disgustingly unlucky.
Why did I do that?
Please
Zero seven cheered 100 bits in the wheelchair are in and my friend put a stream on to hide me and I stand up and turn it off
I've heard it bro. I've heard that shit
Oh no, this counterpunch is gonna fuck me.
Lumberloon, Lumberloon, I'm a loser!
Lumberloon!
One hundred bits, three bits, and I have been paralyzed by my entire life and I'm just going to do things like get up and turn your screen off.
Type 7 if bald and fat alien.
He messed up the freeze! Hold up, this guy's actually a fucking bot. Inferno?
Three, two, one, now. Perfect snowball timing. Minions to melt.
He wasted his tornado. All good, all good.
I need to get to evo snow or I'm gonna lose
Kill the inferno, please God. Oh no
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Oh no for four cheered 100 bits. Hey Jinx T
I wanted to thank you and check you've given me so much fun
And I enjoy your streams and all of checks messages
I am in the hospital and I don't have much time left and I wanted to say thanks to y'all
Woah!
Great thoughts, emoji.
Woah!
Woah!
Is everything okay, bro?
Yo prayers for him, man, prayers for him.
What a f**k you did.
That's very sad, bro.
Cry on the screen and ask me cheered 100 bits, I love you jinx, you are my favorite streamer
but can you please me on Ubisoft?
It is all caps harry seven thousand and seventy two.
Wait, I'm.
Hold up.
I'm four wins away.
Four wins away.
Hold up.
player chat Korea South Korea chat whoa pretty cool right ZSTRX ZCHI at 200
bits jinxed see does it smell what is it
Okay, Night Tombstone Baby Dragon. Chat, this is going to be graveyard poison. Graveyard
poison, tornado, dragon.
No benuly cheered one hundred bits, taking a fap let me know.
You say a nap or a fap?
Did you just say taking a fap?
I knew he had that goddamn poison. I don't know why I positioned my witch there
Here ease you one shared 100 bits making two enemies on jerk mate Sheena
Yo, you got it dude. I'm telling you man. You got to get your shit banned out of here, bro. Honestly
I'm not doing a jerk mate tournament you weirdo
Bro, the problem is that fucking tombstone. How am I gonna break through that?
Card is so broken for 3-Elector.
How to get win-loss tracker on screen? I don't know. Highlights knows how to do it. I don't even know.
the knowledge you have on it is large as well as knowing almost all the players
off the top of your head compared to soccer, you're clearing lopping soccer,
just stop lopping it and stick to American football.
Bro shut the fuck up!
You clearly are soccer fan.
Shut the fuck up!
Wait, we have a chance. Come on! Bro, it's that guy! Wait, wait, the Pointer! The Pointer!
Guy1x cheered 100 bits. Jinxed, see you should do a Valorant Radiant Marathon with Los Androna.
Yes, we'll do that I got you I got you, bro
Good arrows, but bro, it's the abilities man. It's these fucking abilities, bro
No block it. Yeah, it's good block. Chat's such a good block. Did you see that? Guys,
did you see that, Chat?
You have a subpoena at 100 bits. Yo, Jinx, love the streams. Can you say Hudson is better
than Western at R6, please?
Well, I haven't seen you guys play it, so I can't really, I'm not gonna say false shit.
Maybe you are, maybe you are, and I haven't seen the outline. You guys should have won V1 tonight.
Oh my god!
Wait, wait, wait!
This is good, this is good!
Yes!
Yes!
Come on!
Three more, bro!
Our policy's cheered 100 bits. Can you reply the stream I just got off work
Sue I can see what I missed plz zed pokey replay the stream bro listen bro
shout out to you man and whatever you do for your work brother if we do that
every time somebody joins the stream will never start you can just click a
button and fucking rewind it on twitch and YouTube you can rewind the whole
thing. Bro, we need three wins, Chad. I was here in the chat, dude. We need three wins.
Finish the royale shuffle? Probably tomorrow. Chad, I might get on no pitch for tomorrow.
Who's claiming shared 100 bits? When are you coming back to the furry discord frown?
Bro, I was never in that man. Oh my god. I was never in that if there was a guy. I'm telling you it's just a face
Did whoever whoever was in whoever like
It had to have been a fake guy because I swear I've never been in a furry discord server
I don't like expecting me. I don't know steam underscored 100 bits. How can you react to
to my clips and one P he's just lost the game
all my god why does he have a mini packer
oh
he's gonna be
I knew it I'm so smart
okay
I knew it though, I fucking knew it bro, let's fucking go bro.
Let's fucking go bro.
JTM cheered 100 bits, yo JDD, I can't wait for our date later tonight.
BTW the bucks suck.
Alright, you are a fucking dickhead.
Legitimately.
I don't diss y'all's NFL teams, I really don't!
Do I ever diss your God just seems literally ever?
Yes, who did I diss? What NFL team?
Oh, the Eagles, okay, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
Alright, fine. Eagles fans are allowed to shit talk me.
Wait, no, take that back!
Bro, I didn't diss the Eagles, I just stayed alert.
Can you shut some?
It's a good push.
Bro, he just drops this cock-sucking mega knight. It's so eight!
Yo Will, do you have a puff of 5 IQ or what?
The underscore pump sheared 100 bits, please play ARK Survival Ascended, it's the best
survival game of all time.
Bro, this dude is a loser!
Stop with the mega knight!
STOP WITH THE MAGONITE!
Stop this one! Stop this push! I dare you! I dare you! Stop it!
I got the wit, slow key?
Holy giant placement. I just got a double kite with that.
503 underscores are a goes a cheered 100 bits. I love your vids and streams jinxed.
He always make me laugh and helps me in hard times.
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose cuz of that wait what?
No, this can't be real bro.
I'm gonna lose cause of that!
Are you fu-
Cross-Long-Cheered 100 Bits
Do you think may yes, Bat?
Oh my go- NO! FUCK YOU! NO!
DON'T TAKE THE GATE YOU FUCKING LOSER!
You're using a mega knight, a mini pecker, do you just hate giants or something?
Oh my god my peaks are having this thank god.
Mog's brutal.
Oh he just got onto my champ off that.
I was his rank up game.
Tony Tuff cheered 100 bits, you probably don't remember me.
That's okay.
You weren't supposed to.
I've watched your streams for a long time, jinxed see.
The rage clips.
The screaming.
The random moments you thought something weird was happening around you.
Everyone in chat laughed, moved on.
But I didn't.
I remembered every single one.
Remember all those times something felt slightly off during your streams?
You probably blamed it on chat, or just being tired.
Just know that I'm always watching.
Good night, Papa Junko.
Is that guy gonna kill me?
What the fuck?
No, what the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
Hi guys, typed hopefully.
Okay.
Hi guys, you are the head moderator, bro.
What you say goes in this environment.
I just said, is that guy gonna kill me
and you typed hopefully.
How much are you fucking serious?
GRJNDZ shared 100 bits.
Follow my TikTok GRJNDZTV.
I think my opponent's AFK. He hasn't done anything in two minutes. Yeah, he's AFK.
Alright, Mike Bro, what the fuck? How hard are you actually fucking trying? Mike Bro,
How bad do you want this win, bro? Honestly.
G59, they've achieved 145 bits. You make my day every day. Thank you, Jinx. See.
Thank you, baby boy.
He's gonna have it all day.
Guards now. Holy snowball value!
Holy snowball!
Holy slobber, go, go, go, the guards, the guards, the guards!
Yes.
Jeff, what is his deck?
It's Spirit Empress with a poison?
Oh no.
I'm gonna I'm actually gonna lose it today trying to get told in the chat
Goat 1159733 cheered 100 bits, today, I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And it activated the front camera.
Is what Jinxed said this morning.
Oh my gosh. I hate mortar players. Oh my god. Does anybody have any honor on? Wait,
Wait! Fade away! FADE AWAY! FADE AWAY!
BOLER WHAT THE FU- BOLER WHAT THE- BOLER!
FUDGE SKILLER!
WHAT THE FU- WHAT THE FU- WHAT'S THAT?!
Gordick bros chaired 100 bits.
You should test hand chair down, it's so good.
He has no other
Oh, he does have it, sir. Go, Larry! Go, net!
Yeah, Emo! Emo! Emo! Emo! Emo! Emo! Emo! Emo! Emo! Emo! Emo!
Yo, bro, don't bet on the-
Alright, one, why are you sports betting?
2! If you're gonna bet, don't bet on the fucking box!
Yo, the witch is different, and I don't know how to explain it.
Chad, why does the witch move like this?
But he shared 100 bits. Take a tie of eyes to the Bucks versus Steelers game on the 18th...
I'm not going to a Bucks game until Todd Bowles is fired! Period! I'm not doing that shit!
I'm not!
Until that motherfuckers fired, I'm not going to shit!
And why can I not win today?
It's the shaggy-sheared 100 bits, my shaft got deleted for glazing junko-man.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's not over.
It's not over. Oh my god
Do you believe in miracles this on the screen with a kid 100 bits. Will you ever return to apex?
Not enough
Oh my god, I'm actually gonna rage. I'm gonna rage on this shit. I'm gonna- oh my god, this game pisses me off so much!
This game pisses me off so much! Save the snowball idiot. Don't backseat game me. Don't backseat game me.
game me because now you're gonna piss me the fuck off
Riley's allowed to backseat game me
you're not
1-1-2-0-3 cheered 100 bits
Hey John, co-love the streams
could you possibly pay off my car
bro guys one guy asked
for a mortgage, one guy asked for a car
Chad like I love y'all boys bro
if I pay for everything guys
I can't, I can't
You're crying like a little baby!
BOOM!
Look at the tax I'm playing against!
Look at what the fuck I'm playing against, man!
Zero E Zero J, cheered 100 bits, release on my landing strip, kitty.
YO!
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY STREAM!
What is wrong with you, dude?
Go hard!
Okay, chat.
Sing it with me.
He ain't got no elo.
I
Think may yes bad
Bro, what are you? What what are you typing bro? What like no genuinely? What the fuck are you typing it legitimately?
That's the third time you've sent that fuck-ass question. What the fuck are you what?
and I love you.
I'll be C underscore every chair 100 bits.
You're amazing and I love you.
Love you too, baby.
But I'm a queen!
WHAAAAAT?
ARE YOU?
FUCKING KIDDING ME!
I gotta get off this weak ass game.
HOW DOES THAT CONNECT?
You have to be a loser and dedicate your life to it again.
That snowball plus arrows kills motherwet.
That's so good. That's so good. That's so good. Come on! Come on! Go, Lily! Go, Lily!
What?!
It's Slala Six cheered 100 bits. Don't ever compare yourself to the goat Tyler Frieda, he mongs you, son.
Tyler, what?
Rom stream? What happened? What happened?
Go to Rom?
Wuh-wah!
Wait, what? Damn right you're ten years old. Wuh-wah!
Why don't you change this?
Bro, why don't you change this?
First roll a cheered 100 bits, play overwatch with me best game of all time.
Bro, take the mad kid.
Bro, take the mad kid.
What are you doing, nerd?
Somebody said I'm blind, what's happening?
You're blind, what's happening?
I'm getting butt in the water.
Do you want me to get butt in the water?
Oakveh to 5,431 cheered 100 bits.
Hey jinxed, see are you worried about tomorrow?
Brice and Glover 42 cheered 100 bits, hey Jinx TZ thanks for picking up Brice Young
I really respect that and hope you have a great stream.
the night which cheered 100 bits I will chop off my left ball if the Ravens
don't make the Super Bowl this year hey yo they're not late look man can I be
honest with you bro Dion Sanders putting his hand on Travis Hunter's
shoulder at the NFL Draft Night GIF. Bro, y'all don't have a defense man. You guys
don't have a Super Bowl Category defense, bro. High-vives what? High-vives? High-vives!
What a- High-vives! What the fuck is that? High-vives! What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Bro, what the fuck is that?
85 bits.
Hey Junko, I really do appreciate you, but don't step foot in Honeydale or he'll put
a 12 gauge to your dumb cheers.
Yo, I'm not...
What is Honeydale?
I'm not getting within 16,000 miles of Honeydale.
Fucking Honeydale?
What did you just say?
Y'all don't got guns over there, bro.
It's called Honeydale.
Honeydale in UK?
Chat, where is Honeydale?
That's it this week.
Leave a cheered 100 bits.
Yo jinx, see I suddenly never got the charm frown.
Unlink? Dude, if that happens,
link, relink, you're good. Jack Japan player, look bro, Japan. He's so cute, he said good
Good luck.
Bodo's a 954 cheered 100 bits, hey jinx to play clash you big fat tub of lard.
Bro I wish there was an emote that just said, alright. Bro just ripped recruits to first play.
I wish there was an emote that just said, alright.
Yo, the witch stalled out, we can make a play here.
Somebody just typed, you just like to speak, huh?
What?
Bro, what?
The grump cheered 100 bits. Terraria Calamity would eat you alive. Look up Hardest Calamity Bossons.
Bro, me, Losin' Ron, could beat that. Terraria Calamity. Me, Losin' Ron, could beat that. We might do that next, bro.
What do you think your win rate's gonna be? Like 60, probably.
Yo, JinxieJunko with the 10 gift to W JinxieJunko on the chat, man.
That's such bad timing, though.
Jannaboy 326 cheered 100 bits,
Play-Ox Survival ascended Giddy.
Boss Bandit plus recruits,
this guy needs a stern talking to.
I'm gonna be honest.
What type of fuck-ass deck is this?
when is media share we're gonna do another one on um in two days another
turn off the lap with y'all's videos you could never underscore three cheered
100 bits hey jinx you clearly know more about American football than soccer so
stop laughing soccer please thanks bro shut up
oh my god no no oh my god oh my god thank god I had the boulder
breezy 57 cheered 100 bits you should play kingdom of parts for the next story game
i just want i just want he can't even us
he can't yeah
Let's fucking go, bitch! Come on! That's what I'm talking about! That's the type of shit
that I want up in here! Baby?
Guy 1x cheered 100 bits, jinxed so you should do a VALORANT RADIANT MARATHON WITH LOSS AND WRONG.
Yes bro, coming soon. Coming soon. I got you my boy.
Adam, good luck.
Guys, Ron is good, now it ends.
Yo, this is a giant graveyard.
Jack, say it with me.
He ain't got no elelfa.
He ain't got no elelfa.
He ain't got no elelfa.
He ain't got no elelfa.
You can't stay with me!
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, man.
Yo, can we get some W's for that guy?
Holy value.
Wait, I wonder if I just lost because of that, actually.
Oh, wait, I think I lost, actually, because...
That's a bad exchange, right?
What the fuck? What the fuck? Bro, what the fuck?
Yo, shut that stupid shit up, dude.
Good D
That's good D that's good what?
What?
Bro, he's gonna do a gigantic three musketeers punch.
I don't actually know. Mingo, bat mingo.
Yo, this is gonna be so hard with the monk ability.
I think we can eat the left, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's cool, it's calm.
guys that's nice Squidward 28 cheered 200 bits jinxed see what other games do
you plan on revive
right I don't really plan I just kind of play shit
guys 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 oh my god daddy daddy three wins bro come on
Jed, my sister just texted me.
He only needed one shared 100 bits.
Make a tournament on JetMate, 0 and 10 bits.
Alright, I'm setting this shit off, I'm setting this shit off.
My sister just texted me, what are your plans for the big 25?
It's your quarter life crisis.
yo what the hell my quarter-life crap what
I'm just gonna respond ball right
cross-lulchered 100 bits do you think may yes but
Bro, this guy's doing this emote, man.
Oh my god!
That was perfectly dependent.
I could not have defended that any better.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh
Odos a 954 cheered 200 bits page on go. I'm your tightest family yo moms
You can't even miss here's the mixer. He ain't got no he live for he ain't got no he live for
He ain't got no ill-fuck, he ain't got no ill-fuck
I'm gonna snowball this into the minions
Tower
Tower
What?
Splash!
Photos are 954 cheered 200 bits
Pajal, go your face looks punchable.
Who would say that? How dare you, bro?
Bro, how dare you?
Holy snowball value! Fuck!
GG. Chad, GG. GG.
They're all ostensive, she had one hundred fits.
You promised lots of Lego back my man.
Two more wins and we're freaking ultimate champion!
Come on, bro!
Look.
Note 1159733 cheered 100 bits, jinxed CY did you ask Siri to do it with you?
I don't remember doing that. Did I?
Win?
Wait bro win. I don't even remember that win
Should it's not earlier tree underscores are a desert shared 100 bits love your videos and streams always make me laugh and help me in hard times
Thank you
Thank you, bro. I love you, buddy.
Chad, I thought I said I never wanted to crack Siri. I thought I said I wanted to crack Alexa, and that was like four years ago, and I did not know that Alexa. Okay, whatever.
the lion I underscore cheers remember that's the onyx do a five nights at
Freddy's marathon maybe soon bro I'm not good with scary stuff though
I'm gonna break through this guy's defense is immaculate this could be a good chance
low key low key
Jackson who chaired 100 bits when are you playing Terraria also do nothing soon
Why does he have that was the best snowball ever that was the best
That was the best snowball ever did
Wait half
Where did...
Weep, weep, weep. Weep, what?
I'M THE FUCKING DOOT!
Neither cheered 100 bits, Yojunko stop vaping it's bad for you.
Holy snowball!
Go, giant!
Go, giant!
Go, giant!
Gimme two!
Oh, you bald fucker!
No, that was so... the boulder is so sexy.
Tryna juice to that, what he did with the ice blizzard, that was so smart.
Oh no.
Yo, bro, shut up!
Shut up
Tony Tuff, cheer 100%! You probably don't know me, but I know you. Just know that I'm
always watching you if you know what I mean. Good night, John Doe.
Bro, that guy's f- what? Yo, Tony, you're weird as shit. Oh my god, one more. Here we
go come on one more come on bull that was actually so much to the fan Jesus chat
One more dude. I was here in the chat.
Whoa!
Jebediah 010203 cheered 100 bits.
Hey John, co-love the streams. Could you possibly pay off my car?
Uno más!
That channel diggers bad.
Alright, this is the ultimate champion game, we're playing against Wallbreakers.
Ooga Booga!
Okay.
free underscore she cheered 100 bits I want to feed you this knuckle sandwich
so bad and watch you fall like a sack of bricks
you're a act like bro you're genuinely weird legitimately
I knew I should have did it.
Wha-
Oh my god, I messed up my fucking arrows.
I was to cut shared 100 bits. Hey Jinx, see how do I send a clip? I really want to send one.
Xbox.
Now, how does he still hit the minion?
God, this card is broken.
will underscore 193100 bits, it will take you centuries to get unreal in Fortnite.
Bro, no the fuck it won't!
This is not even a bad push honestly.
Bottle roll? Roll?
Cross-lull chaired 100 bits. Do you think we're a yes bad?
Oh my god, why are the messages just...
2,123 ab, chill 300 bits, what's up jinxed see I love you bro keep it up sperm brains.
This is our chance guys, this is our chance, right here, right here, right here.
Right here.
Oh no.
Oh god.
Such a good snowball, but god, boulder roll, hit the goblin!
forward the tower you bald fuck oh no this is bad 0e 0j shared 100 bits
release on my landing strip shitty yo dude get the fuck out of my chair please
that was so good that was so nice
Come on bro, predict the dart.
I just want to say you suck and will not win this game all right what is the 1% gonna
to be. God, that's not good. That's not good. Tell us what the siege game bro we got you
see let's fucking go guys. Let's get on siege. Yo chat to stop it I mean go want to play
or are they? Do they want to play or are they in a, are they in a, are they in a stack or
I don't know, they're in a tournament, right?
You won, I chose 100 bits, play 2K with flight
for a stream peak idea.
Liga are six, wanna pull?
I could do a lead game, Loki.
Look at Terraria Calamity.
Wait, but is Calamity a mode?
That is calamity a mode
Guys what is calamity is it a mode a
Motor a 90 cheered 100 bits. Hey, Jim. Oh tomorrow. I've played since open beta. Let's 1v1
Wait, I'm gonna go jingle shadow vote
Shadow vote
Chisoni Inc's I've cheered 100 bits by Highvisor M3.
Thank you.
Our policy's cheered 100 bits, can you reply play the stream like I asked I will not ask
again.
I'm not sure how to do it.
Bro, take the mad kid!
Shaluv Gavin underscore shared 100 bits.
Piggy is oink oink.
Bro, take the mad kid!
What is stomping the mingo doing? Oh, they're in a game, bro
Up in this way. Oh, it's it's a tournament guys. Oh, it's a tournament dude
Bro chat, I want to eat a chicken nugget right now
Bro type the med kit bro
Oh, these are the season's right charms.
I'm not dead putting on the light slight delay slight delay
Fly low no, I'm not opening my packs. I gotta save I gotta save save save save save save
Bro take a man kid bro
I don't know what Calamity Mod.
A grand and shared 100 bits.
Junco, teach me your ways.
Terraria Calamity Mod.
Terraria Calamity Mod.
up. Agony. I want to put my head through a wall. Tormin. Colamity. Two idiots. It's
McCray. And Sypho. Much of my nose will please and come at me. Dropped head first into Terraria's
Largest mind, they're their combined brain. Wait, so chat here's my question. Okay
Could me los and Ron beat that
Is it possible power be enough to survive calamity death
Well, I guess there's only one way to find out I'm not moving a single block to join stay back
Stay back. Oh my god, Sean. You know what? No
Save an exit. Wait, so okay terraria calamity mod is basically just terraria, but it's like evil
It's like evil
Bro, somebody was saying it would take a week and then somebody would are saying it would take
Wait for chat. I have so many questions about this because guys, I don't understand terraria
Is it like minecraft where if we die we reset if we die we reset
No.
Wait so what if we just do the regular Terraria?
Let me call Bernard, bro.
Yo, Bernard, how hard is it to be, um...
To be what, Nick?
Go ahead and fill it up.
Bro, wait for me to fucking... dude.
Come on.
Manners, please.
My bad. I'm all ears when you're ready. Just hit me with the rest of that thought all good
How hard is it to be?
Terraria Bernard if it's three noobs like me Ron and Los Portos TV
Terraria can be a real adventure, but it's not too punishing if all three of you are total neves
It'll take a bit of trial and error learning bosses crafting gear, but that's half the fun with some YouTube guides and teamwork you'll get there
it. Bro, but if we do a YouTube guide, chat's going to say the Mickey and then put a knife
in our chest. You know, they'll be watching every move. But honestly, even if chat's clowning,
the journey's where the fun is. You know, you'll get that W and then they'll call you
the Terraria go after, or at least they'll have to respect it. So, okay, boom. How many
days would it take me, Ron, and Lowe's to beat Terraria? If you're going in blind,
Yeah, that's pretty consistent.
You can probably wrap it up in a handful of days,
maybe a week of casual sessions.
Wait, one second, I'm on the phone.
Continue, Bernard?
Sure thing.
So once you've got good gear and have
tackled a couple of bosses, momentum builds fast.
You three would be knocking out the final boss
before you know it.
OK, bro.
Thank you.
Bernard, I'm going to do it.
Hop on Fort for the unreal run?
Yeah, but bro, that's gonna be on like...
That's gonna be like in the middle of October.
That's gonna be after Minecraft.
I could get on real in Fortnite, honestly.
I know people don't believe.
Oh, Jankz, I'm pretty sure one of these guys are cheating, by the way.
But, uh, yeah, we got this.
Ah.
Ah.
I'm just getting on Fortnite, bro.
I cannot play this shit on PC anymore.
I can't, like, oh my God.
I just want to play the game.
Yeah.
Fuck.
What?
God damn.
It's fine Chad, they can just surrender
and I'll just tank a ban.
I can't do this shit.
Can't think of a ban.
I can't do this, bro.
League or Fortnite?
Bro, okay, do you guys want me to play League or Fortnite?
Run a poll.
I'm not gonna do this cheating bullshit all day.
Whoa, I have no sound.
Whoa, whoa.
Chat, League or Fortnite?
Vote, vote, vote.
League or Fortnite?
Please vote, guys.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Vote, vote, vote, oh my god, it's actually close.
I'm done watching you.
What happened to the legend that would shit on everyone?
You fucking part timer.
vote chat a vote chat a vote chat a vote chat a vote chat a vote chat a vote this shit looks like
says belongs in fortnight but we think about how like just do think about how annoying that is
you queue a game of siege you queue for like two minutes you finally get a game you do the map
bands you select your operators you load in you finally load in hey I think this guy's cheating
it's like like I'd rather get my head back into a fucking wall
Oh.
This is a real message by the way.
Jinxie, would you rather fuck my mouth or my ass?
That's gonna be a permanent ban, bro.
All right, lock in.
So let's get a dub.
Why is my control not working?
Chat, why is it not working?
There we go.
I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the map.
Lock in.
As you know about to be an unreal player so it's time to actually step up into the box
Let's go upstairs.
my mom I'm gonna pass on that big bro
Is there any guns?
Is there any guns?
Oh, that's evil.
I didn't even know there was minis.
I'll see yes real quick.
Put on TTS real quick.
Put on TTS real quick.
I think I'm gonna get a kill.
On my binks, cheered 100 bits.
Hey binks, why are we still roaming with me here?
You brought this trash bag also and my 1v1.
Blurp Bluck
Chad Blurp Bluck
Bro, paint the mech it
I'll paint them air kit!
Squidward 28 shared 100 bits.
Jutsu, do you plan on reviving any new games?
No bro, I just play stuff.
Yo chat, is it just me or is there no stream slappers?
There's no stream slappers, right?
I didn't land with the water there?
Goat's 0-2, chaired 100 bits, jinxed to the tightest fan.
Bro, take the mad kit!
Bro, take the mad kit!
I'm going to take a fap, let me know, yep.
Deco pop dum dum deco pop dum dum de eye
The underscore cup cheered 100 bits
page on go
I hit 12k trophies in plash today
Have a good stream
Sweet!
Bro how did I get into a ranked game with 69 people?
Whoa! He's running like fucking Naruto!
Chad, I don't see any enemies!
Chad, I don't see any enemies!
The grandly cheered 100 bits. How do I get out of bronze?
Bro, you gotta grind the game.
No chat, not Naruto, it's the guy that impersonated Naruto on Tik Tok, you know the guy I'm talking
about?
Where's the headband?
Most featured 100 bits prediction you get fatty you have no game sense
this doesn't sound like the scar though
I know these guys hate me
I
Got that beat about Jesus
I mean, it's just these little fucking kids!
HOLY FUCK!
Joe Underscore loop boogie 7, cheered 100 bits, my Venmo is open jinxed, see?
like bro it's just these little ass kids like what you have impulses
bro oh my god i could easily get unrealists have to play smart
try to know why a third a third party them i didn't know why a third party them
bro it's just the little kids bro it like they're just fucking run at you
Not even stream slapping you just ask! I never say stream slapping you little fucker!
When did I ever say he's my friend?
You're stealing each 800 bits jinxed to my body your choice.
Oh my god, please. Bro, it's also like I'm trying to lock in and then people are just saying this shit.
who is this oh my god of the stream
sniper
steakhouse Brito 99 cheered 100 bits
Hey, drinks, do your fat go to the gym, brother?
Traumatic song?
God, I love the bus music, bro.
Bro, I fucking love the bus music.
Trollery 07, cheered 100 bits. Can you roam inside of me?
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
of
the
of
death
of
death
of
death
Lig Malamene's a cheered 100 bits, use the Muscle Break Bro trust twin, it's soft.
Take the med kit, bro.
Take the med kit, bro.
This guy's a bot, he's in another build.
I mean, how many fucking stream slappers is there?
Yay! One guy chopped me! Ha ha ha! Okay!
Gats, cheered 100 bits. Hey, Spunko, I can't stop thinking about how tight it is.
Alright. Can we ban this guy? You'll try. My reload button isn't binded.
My reload button isn't binded.
How do I?
It's not binded.
Where do you go to bind it?
Where do you go to bind it?
I just died and this kid said,
Let's go to each shared 100 bits. Hey, Judy, can you buy me a stock Vogue cutie?
Chat to the right in controller mapping.
Bro, where the fuck is it at, though, chat?
Ow. Oh my God, I just farted while I burped. Oh, God, I hate that.
guys where do I go to put it in the the mapping bro help please bro please help I
don't know where to map it out COO RCH cheered 100 bits stop jiggling around on
my screen and play the game better
Oh my God, there we go.
Wait chat, what does this mean?
Guys, what does this mean?
Ron called you.
Ron called you.
In where?
In discord.
Ron called in where in discord
Ron called you I don't see it. I don't see it
Bro Ron didn't call
You see underscore every cheered 100 bits.
You're amazing and I'll bro.
Thank you bro.
Chapel.
What does that mean though?
If I am a gaming cheered 100 bits PLS do a stream on 8x again and do one V1s against
each rank.
Guys, I don't see run.
I don't see him.
God, bro, jeez Louise.
Jinx, you didn't call me.
Wait, sweetie.
Wait, dude.
Wait, Ron.
What's up?
I think my chat said Ron calling, but you didn't call.
And then my chat said,
she called me, but I didn't call.
Hey, Jinx, I heard your body fact percentage was 48%.
No, I know, but wait a minute.
You said,
hold on, it's not a real photo. Sorry.
Go ahead.
But you didn't call me though.
That is fucking weird because they said,
that you called me.
Wait, so what are we typing it?
Jinx, they're typing as we're talking right now.
I think this guy's on delay bro
On God wallah
Wait, why does your messy look fat as shit he has a hoodie bro
I wanted to ask you something, but I forgot oh my god
I was gonna ask one am I going back to east of what another FNCS? No
No, I was gonna ask bro. I don't know chat. I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh
My god, I had an important question. Oh
Yeah, bro run dude if we beat my graph with lows we should beat terraria with lows too after
The whole chat is saying to play it next
Terraria yes, thank you. I forgot
Wait, Ron, can I invite you, by the way?
Yeah, let me get on and play one game.
Liz said he's down to play a game if you want.
Yes, play Trios.
Play Trios.
You know I have a video I'm reacting to about you after replaying.
What is the name of the video?
Jinxie's most cringiest moments and it's 18 minutes long.
It's on YouTube, but let me see.
Can I exit you cheater?
Ow, ow, ow.
I haven't made for me to watch.
So hold on. Let me get this straight. You have an editor who edited a video of my most
cringiest moments and you're going to watch it.
Yep. Yep.
Yo, Ron, I invited you, by the way.
They're saying it's too short of a video that you have way more than you see right.
Boom. Right. Oh, there you are.
I invite Lays to the call or are we only playing one?
Yes. Invite Lays. But I can only, I got to play now, though, because, bro, I got to go.
up dude shut up where you gotta go bro once you get a girlfriend you start acting different
bro like god damn you have time bro she can wait five minutes for us bro twin I streamed
six hours dude yeah it's a poor timership bro bow right yo I got ultimate champion in
class today too you're a fucking dork now you poke on my skin or not whoa is that marlin
Don't ever disrespect more than like that every day. No on my left on my left
Yo at least at least Lays is so fine bro. No add them to the call. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
Q Q Q Q
Lays is so bad Lays I got time for one game one game one game only yo
I'd be down to play Terraria. The only thing is do you do it hardcore or normal?
Bro, I don't think Terraria has
Hardcore hardcore it does. Oh, I'm adding later. Oh brother
No, it's a really hard game. You die a lot the chat is saying normal
I think we would just that we would never be in if it was hardcore. I'm inviting ladies join. Okay. Oh
My god, I leaked everything
kidding
Lay a little bit ease
Yo, ladies what up, kid should I not yo yo yo
You know me and lays it on McDonald's muckbang. I saw bro. You're getting skinny Ron. You're getting skinny. I've seen
Why do you sound like you have a smile right? Yeah, I think you hear that you're the ear in that
I actually didn't smile
Bro because you guys had 50 things of McDonald's in front of you. I have to like so one bite though
So this is this is fair's moment, right? This is fair's moment, bro. My girl. She wants double CDs, right? Chanel
bro why can't I just have fucking content calories I have my own double
C okay content what is the content calorie though what is that it's not
real it's just content it's the greatest shit that has ever been invented bro yeah
bro like once a month out there's a balloon's TD5 monkey in the item shop
actually that's far yes yeah they're not real yo if you're a bot let us know
right now yo if you're a view bot type one and if you're a real person type
two let's get to the bottom of this yeah it's the bottom of my if it's gonna take
you more than two weeks to beat Minecraft wait wait I think I have edit on still
like the simple edit shit bro there's funk in this game I didn't even know they
did fun what what's that mean you don't know what funk is bro you're a bird
number nine funk is put on the funk by ninja or by Tifu when he would do
speedruns all right bro i guess you guys are all boss shut up
it's fucking hot my room boys god damn it wait is it fortnite's birthday today
they aren't playing that on a bus that's a good point
it's gonna be happy birthday fortnite
wait is that why there's the cake on it yeah
peter botts boi has chocolate cake i'm not gonna go down there
Well, it's because you know
Bro, do you see is you here or no?
Oh, what servers this fucking dude off me?
Bro, I watch that trailer. Yeah, they're bringing back NA East. It means I can win that
Do you hear him drink see he said sense of bringing back easy
He didn't want to have to guess again guys hold up. I'm in a middle of an intense situation
Wait, how do I look down here?
I mean guys, let me hear
I need
You guys are dappers bro.
Bro just say that you want to go see your girlfriend bro.
Just say it.
Like did I say it bro?
Just say it bro.
Yo think you just said it bro.
No no no this is cringe this is cringe.
Run get my thing get my thing.
Where is it?
In the tower in the tower.
I hate when motherfuckers get groped bro, can I get a re-freeze?
Okay, true.
Like, I've already seen a check?
Oh no.
Bro, oh my god, you're spectacular.
You know what it is?
You know what it is?
Midway through the Minecraft marathon?
Jesus Christ, bro, I gotta go, y'all.
I'm like, what are you talking about, bro?
And all of a sudden, bro, he's gonna have to just go see his girl, bro.
I got dinner with my shit tonight, bro.
I'll deadass.
Oh my god, Dixie, I dare you to do that.
Like we'll get us boy your head off
Why I'll say that's ironic
I'm not gonna lie that shit's gonna be peak bro one love most is that's are gonna be incredible
Like oh
Yeah, bro, like I told you guys if it takes ten days we have to like pause for two hours
Nice, we have the pause to play League of Legends
Sun read my chat bro fuck your chat bro mods turn my body came up
I have some words to say.
Ooh, a sword! It works it!
Just hit that first baskin break since eating that McDonald's for a month.
Oh god, my stomach hurts so badly.
But my stomach hurts so bad I can eat Nicholas Douglas still hurts.
Oh my god.
What the fuck, man? What the fuck?
No one even knows that!
There's like 20 people who know that.
Wait, where the fuck is this chest? It's an evil chest.
I got a kid on me. I've heard of it. Yo, Ron. One more. Awesome. Yo, Nicky, Duggy,
Stewie. Thank you so much for the five. And it's actually a real kid. I know that kid.
Yo, Ron. Um, me, you, Los pushing for radiant and, uh, Valorant. What do you think?
If Los could get on Valorant right now I could kill him.
I don't even know if Los can load up Valorant.
Do you even know how to load up Valorant?
Well don't you install an anti-cheat or something?
Bro do you understand Valorant is top-
Radiant is top 500.
Do you think Los is even top 20,000?
I
100 in New Jersey for battle
Bro run um, what's it called?
Bro, but I got champ and siege I could easily get radiant battle in about his grind. Does he know I?
Got a golden apple
Whatever
Ow!
Getting...
Late job on me.
Yes.
Yes, you're getting shot by the fucker.
Yo, this guy's a delinquent.
My teammate shocked my builds.
What?
Bro, I'm fucking Sonic.
Fuck up.
Oh, actually, I'm...
They're shocking you guys.
They're running right past me.
They're just shocking onto you.
Ball right at one right.
He's hit 100 on you, Jinxy.
He's hit the hill.
Wait, Chad, is this purple thing good or no?
He's no shield on me, Jinxy.
He's that on my screen.
How many does mass?
Hey, I'm on this table.
Wait, you remember that guy?
Oh yeah, yeah, Maximilian.
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
I used to watch that guy.
I play Pokemon.
I play Pokemon.
know the niche one that was like leafy is an asshole leafy is a retard leafy is an asshole
please let go kids you never see that one like why to the old bro that's like hitting on the
internet bro i'm just looking at that kid i just hate children in general like why the
Fuck you know how to like do your taxes, but like why don't I gotta do shit for you?
Alright scum and team stop you are home
That's the same kid wait that's Maximilian moose or I thought it was different. No, it's not it's not
Maximilian less. I don't think you were sure his face that other kids is a like little-ass white Polish kid. Well, somewhere
You're up post Scott got it on
I think he's from Sweden, bro. Oh, he might be knows Marlin. No, let's get about the house
Marlin's a fucking hero to the world. I'm dead ass serious like Marlin is like dead ass like a super human
Like you could put him in a room and you could put like the top athletes and Marlin would
Marlin would look better bro, to be honest probably true bro. How are you guys so wait up wait up?
How are you guys so fast bro?
Well, what are you pressing your left stick you get a little tax for it?
Who is cooler than Marlin?
Messy yeah, yeah, right
Ow you motherfucker
That's like Marlin is dead ass like
These levels are gone.
They're fucking gay unicorn in front of me.
Prune's so good bro.
Chasing that billard, holy crap.
Someone heard you.
Me and Lay's got him.
Me and Lay's got him.
Yeah, we just killed that guy holy shit.
Bro, are these burgers? Like, where are the real players?
They're very bad players.
Not gonna lie.
This is a top.
What the fuck do you mean, bro?
Got him.
Targeted your choice?
Whoa, holy zero, Bill.
That's just a lot.
Bro, I got a golden AR.
Hey, bro, that's cool.
But your opinion's about it.
It's a good one, bro.
That's good.
Can you see if you can hear him?
We don't know.
Yes, bro.
That's 2026, bro.
You only have to see the blood.
So when are you guys gonna break up?
What the hell?
Let's out the job.
Thank you.
What?
All right, JC.
No troll.
Ron.
If your girlfriend said you or me, who do you choose?
Ron.
Okay.
Ron, I saw a clip.
Yo!
Yo!
Bro.
What?
Hey, Willavi.
Hey, Willavi.
Ron, I saw a clip of you saying-
Um that you watch you would look up like
Gaporn yes, but you would get hard to it is do you still do that?
I'm not saying I do that now. I'm just saying like bro. I used to get my dick a little bit hard
When the girl came out, that's just how it is bro. If you know, you know
Okay, I heard you
It's good on stable
I
Bro mod then anybody who doesn't raise less than 10,000, bro, we don't do sure
What the hell is happening bro keep grinding bro. We did it bro. You rated us like no one
Holy shit
Yo, I'm dying I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. Oh my god
Both said the same time
your roof.
Ditch.
What?
You're dead?
Yo, why can't I like a fucking dubstep concert right now?
What is this?
Duh.
I'm gonna help.
I can't fuck that in there, though.
Bro, it's like Skrillex.
It's like Skrillex.
Bro, what is this wack ass music?
Shut up!
I can't even hear myself faint.
Come on, dude.
Yo, run!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
You got time to read me pick me up
You another one or I'm tracking your location calling whenever
Yo guys I have to go bro. Hey, bro. Love y'all man. There is no way
Now my girlfriend's calling me. Oh, I'm gonna ask if I have to hear that voice. I'm not just definitely what's up, Bobo
No, I ate content calories. You want double C's for Chanel, for stream content calories.
Oh, you did toughest, bro. You did toughest. Yo, listen, bro, y'all have a good night,
night bro you just fraud my shit yo what do you want to go do bro hang out
with your girlfriend and pretend like you're having more fun than you would
right now I hope I hope you wherever you go bro your girlfriend bro you have
the most fun fucking time you don't eat some type of fucking fish that gives you
Salman alia and you get fucking sick and you can't ever go to dinner. Oh, hold on. I'm talking. Give me one second, baby
Yo, jizzy, fuck that friendship, but you said you voted instantly stand on fitness. Okay. Yo guys everybody go raid stable Ronaldo
Yeah
It doesn't part time, bro.
It doesn't go.
Chad, Chad, go raid stable,
Ronaldo and tell him, or no,
watch the cringiest moments.
All right, Ron, peace out, bro.
Ladies, love you, Ron, love you.
Later, Jinx.
Chad, I'm offline, guys.
W little six hour stream, guys, switch.
Chad, boys, kittens, kittens.
Tomorrow, Chad, tomorrow,
We are making our three year return to, oh my, guys, I've been banned from NoPixel for
three years.
As y'all know, tomorrow is my return into my hiatus, bro.
Three year banned hiatus of NoPixel.
Tomorrow we return, Jack, we ride at dawn.
That's my new outro.
Kidding.
Guys, as always, love you guys.
Take care of yourself.
Take care of your family.
Take care of your friends.
I'll see you in the next one tomorrow and in case I don't see you.
Good afternoon, good evening and good night.