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Fuckin' Lazy
Don't say that
Really?
Fuckin' Lazy
I was 5, I was 3, I was winning on my screen
And you gave me 2 OP, I was fuckin' like GG
GG, fuckin' easy, GG, fuckin' easy
One shot, low HP, GG, fuckin' easy
Talk shit with me, talk shit, kiss me
I hate this, I hate this, GG, fuck it easy
Left, right, freeze, fuck, right, freeze
Just drop drop drop drop down back one two three
I ain't coming home girl you're getting me wrong
Please don't leave me alone like there's somebody love song
Boy I'm in my zone stop calling the phone
Please rob my private area to completion
Please tongue punch my fart box
Jinky I'll take all five inches
Jinky, how many bites for you to chain me, how many bits for you to chain me down and slam it in me?
Jinky, I would love to take all five inches. Let me know what time works for you. What color panties are you wearing?
Jinky, pull the panties to the side and go crazy on it. You're?
Jinky, please tongue punch my fart box until completion. Rainbow six.
Of course, show us your balls. Please take advantage of my private area. When you giggle, I touch myself. Please spit in my tight ass.
All right, mods get Austin Flanders out of the stream. That's a two week ban.
No, no pixel in the title match. Okay, so let me explain this.
Let me explain this. I have been trying to play NoPixel every day.
Here, I will read my text with Buddha.
Yo, yo, I need an unbanned and NoPixel badly. Please. It's been three years.
I don't handle bands and shit. It's admin and staff, basically,
but you'll be good to go for NoPixel V.
I think it was just a situation where you were a new player
I'm not familiar with the rules or something.
Yes. So can I get on band, please?
Yes, of course, brother.
You were never really bad.
I think it was just a mix up between you and Han,
getting you the form one second sends me a form.
It's private information.
I'm not going to show it.
Does this link work?
At Jinxie, let me know if this link works.
I want to get you properly set up.
Sent, did I get accepted?
You should be.
Did you or your agent fill out the stuff above?
I personally filled everything out.
How do I actually start playing though at Buddha?
Check your launcher, launcher, Rockstar games launcher.
You should see NoPixel V there.
I said, sweet, my mod is saying I don't have it.
Make sure you gave it to blank blank, my Rockstar name,
at Buddha.
It should be on your launcher.
Do you have Rockstar games launcher installed?
Yes, I have it installed.
See if NoPixel V is showing up.
And then I said, still don't see it for some reason.
I showed a screenshot of my Rockstar games launcher.
I made a group chat with my mod.
Can you tell him the instructions
or whatever info we might need.
Buddha said, we sent it all to your agent a few days ago.
Yes, it's just the rules and stuff.
I filled out the form.
Can I call you real quick at Buddha?
Live at the moment, what's up?
Hey, Buddha, I still don't see no Pixel V anywhere
in my Rockstar Games launcher
and I don't know what to do, LOL.
Did your agent not fill out the info?
Question mark and then he relinked the Google Doc.
Can you fill this out ASAP?
Done, I already did this,
but I just now did this again at Buddha.
One second, check your email now.
Jynxy's activation key, blank, blank, blank,
not gonna say that.
Also, Han emailed you the key and the setup guide
to the email address last week as well, FYI.
Do I activate that code in the store?
He said, no, on the Rockstar Games Launcher.
Check the email, all the info is there.
This morning I called HiVis.
We can't do step two because we don't have
the noPixel v game, it's nowhere to be seen
in the Rockstar Games Launcher or the store.
And then he said, what's the username of the account you're on blank blank. I feel like I'm going in circles here
Could you maybe make a GC with Han such that that is the latest of no pixel B. So don't be like
There was a guy this morning who called me a liar
Like bro, I cannot play I cannot play the server. I'm trying my heart out. Oh
Why don't you play no, but I cannot play guys. I can't play
Okay, now in the flock league we got out and I got the impede by that chair by that down right
Check in the flock league. We have a big trade cracking off. I was sent this trade by Sal this morning
Well, actually, let me give you guys the full lore of what's happening right now. So
Well, I'm about to jump into a live call with Sal here. We might have Jameer Gibbs and JSN in the flock league
We are losing an arm and a leg for this
Chad, I want your opinion. What do you guys think of this? Would you guys accept this if you were me?
Would you guys, we're about to literally jump into a call right now. Would you guys accept this?
Yes, no? No, yes? Guys, wanna pull? Would you accept this? Yes or no?
You said no pixel. I just did an entire three minute breakdown of why I can't play no pixel.
Go back in the VOD and watch what I said. Watch what I said. Don't just ignore fucking everything.
Watch what I said. I just gave you a three minute breakdown.
Three minute breakdown.
Chat, what do you guys think?
Mind you, this league is 12 man double flex.
So I would basically have no depth if I do this trade.
So here's how the conversation started, okay?
Boom.
Here's how the conversation started with Sal, okay?
Down to talk of trade.
Here's a potential offer.
Let me know if your thoughts are possible.
counties if you're interested in at Jinxie.
Monique neighbors, Mike Evans for Josh Towns,
Matthew Golden and Drake London.
I said, yeah bro, I like that trade a lot.
Let me think on it, maybe we could call tomorrow.
You're definitely the first person to send a real trade.
So props for that,
because everybody else in the flock
lead to send scams.
And then they're like, well, it's a negotiation tactic.
It's like, yo, if you send me a scam,
I'm just gonna decline it.
I'm not, you're not gonna like swindle me.
Send a real trade.
So shout out to Sal for being the only person
in the flock lead that's capable
of sending a non-scam trade.
Then he said, bet, let me know when you want to chat down to get a deal done.
I got to go to the Apple store at 12 PM CT, but I'm free any other time because
he's doing his punishment.
I'm free the next two hours, then I'm free from 2 PM to 7 PM EST.
London slash gold play tomorrow night at Jynxy.
Yo, Sal, after thinking on it, I'm gonna pass.
I think neighbors in Evans are both 100% gonna get injured and
also with no dart, neighbors lose so much value.
I'm also hopeful for Drake to be better with panics now.
Thank you for the offer and good luck.
I thought it was done there.
Then, Sal said, sounds good, that's fair.
What if you remove neighbors in London
and just do Mike Evans for Josh Downs plus Matthew Golden?
I'm losing this trade, but I need some death
after a few injuries.
I don't really think he's losing this trade
because Mike Evans is probably gonna get injured.
I'm just saying.
Gonna pass, Mike's gonna get hurt.
Last one, I promise.
Now this one piqued my interest.
I'm down to move Gibbs and you can keep JSN.
JSN plus Gibbs would be filthy
and I'd need depth in return.
I'm not 100% on a deal like this, but would you be,
what do you think about getting Gibbs from me in a trade?
I'm open to chat this through.
If you're interested in Gibbs, I would receive Jameer Gibbs.
I would be losing Matthew Golden,
Chavonte Williams and Drake London.
Drake London's probably gonna be on an upswing
with Panic's back.
Chavonte's just solid and Golden is just solid.
All three of these guys start on my team.
I need all three of these guys,
but Jameer Gibbs is Jameer Gibbs.
I said, hmm, wow, let's hop on a call.
If you're free, head into the Apple store now,
down to the department when you're free,
out of your home and I'll be streaming,
but I'm still down to call.
I'm getting home now, not 100% on that deal,
but it's close.
So I'm down to jump on a call,
I'd be free like 15 to 20.
Yeah, I think that deal is good for both of us.
The thing is I'd have zero depth after,
I'd be very top heavy,
but I'm down because it's fun.
Yeah, I'm down to talk it out and see where we land.
Okay, wanna do Discord so the editors can pull from my stream.
Yes, I'll be down for Discord one second.
So chat we're about to call Sal right now.
Lock the fucking, we're about to call Sal right now.
Okay, calling.
Bro, I just feel like he's not gonna do this.
I don't think it's a bad trade though.
I don't think it's bad for either of us.
Jinxie called him.
Jinxie called him.
Yo, Sal, what up man?
What's going on, how are you?
Or should I say the league does?
That's right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know. It's okay. Um, it's okay. We're trying to make the best of it. Okay. Now, how do I jump? Um, it's my virtual cam here. So could you see me per chance?
I cannot see you.
One moment. Um, chat. What do I do for this again? It's in my virtual cam. Yes, by the way, I'm streaming right now. Just so you know, just heads up.
All right. I won't say anything crazy.
Fuck yo high-fives help out this yo south this is a blockbuster train man
If it happens, I think I think we're close. I want to talk it through though
Boom right. I could see you okay. You can see me wait now
I need high-fives to make it to where I can see me there we go
Yeah, give me context. Is it just you who can see and hear me or can other people as well?
My entire stream can see and hear you right now and your dunce. Yeah, I think you know
I perfect. Yes. This is this is as good of a dunce cap as I got for you. So, sound, I will say this, bro. You have had a stream of unluckiness. I'm not going to lie.
Let's just say there's been, you know, eight quarters of fantasy football two games so far. Right. I've had a quarterback for two of those eight quarters active not hurt in my starting lineup.
Yes, but the thing about you goes out and historically I did say you like injury prone
guys last year you drafted CMC this year you drafted Jane Daniels, Malik neighbors, Mike
Evans like you like your injured guys. Listen, live and die by the sword a lobby CMC JT last
year worked wonders. It was unbelievable. And this year I'm currently dying by the sword.
I don't want to die by the sword. So maybe we can have a deal here, you know.
So yes, you need depth and my God, I'm going to be honest, no negotiation tactics here.
I love Jameer Gibbs.
Like I would shake ass for Jameer Gibbs.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the entire time that I drafted him for about a week's shade.
I was shaking ass until he beat me.
Yep.
Sorry about that.
So bro, what do you mean change stuff?
You want to change stuff about the deal?
Well, so I think what I sent you, like when I said it originally, I'm not 100% on it,
but I think it's close.
Like do you have, do you have the Calcut like a trade calculator up on your own or anything?
Yeah, some of these trade calculators are horrible though, to be honest, um, I agree, like some of them make no sense. Like, I remember one time I was like plugging in stuff and it just made no sense. But yeah, like, I think this trade is interesting because it's a 12 man double flex.
So I basically would be moving digs to my starting lineup permanently. And then I have to be streaming a flex every week, which is insane.
But I'd also have Jameer Gibbs and JSM.
Like I'm not going to front.
I'd have the best player in fantasy football
and the second best player in fantasy football.
Yeah, no, I agree.
I think you'd be top heavy, which is not bad.
Like in a double flex league, I was top heavy.
Hold on, I'm going to call for Mason.
What does he want in here?
Oh, Mason's calling you.
Yeah, hello.
Yeah, Mason's calling you.
I'm on his stream right now.
You're currently, I don't know if the mic's picking you up,
but you're currently on it.
I think you're good.
All right, never mind.
All right, yeah, you'd be top heavy.
I was top heavy last year.
That's the risk that you take,
like a big injury to one of those two big guys.
I mean, either way, you're probably screwed,
but you could definitely be screwed.
You would be making a deal at that point.
You'd be in a spot that I'm in right now.
So that's your downside.
My obvious downside is my starting lineup goes from
you take out Jameer Gibbs.
I would be adding in Javante, big downgrade,
but I think London is an upgrade.
After that, I don't even know if I start gold in weekly.
I just like the option.
So like, I think my lineup this week against Mason,
which is a must win.
It's almost like a neutral move
unless you obviously get like a big golden game,
which is possible, but my only thing here is
you obviously need depth at this point.
I'm not fully out on this deal.
I think it's the best one I have right now.
Mason sent me an offer like Jamo and Jonathan Taylor.
It's kind of like a neutral move
and then Jamo is just another dusty receiver I have.
I'm curious, is there any way we get Lamar in this deal
and I add flex options?
What would your flex options be?
I mean, I think anybody becomes on the table at that point minus like my, you know, my
breeze hauler neighbors at this, my second or third round pick.
Like if you add the Mar, I give you whatever love is my quarterback right now.
Who cares?
It's a quarterback swap.
At that point, I would say, you know, Evans is on the table, McClearn, if you even care
about McClearn anymore.
I've met half.
None of these options are obviously great, but for me, obviously getting back another
upside piece when I'm giving away Gibbs in the Mar makes me want to do this deal.
Instantly like I don't know what to calculate. I haven't even put that in. I'm just looking at the teams right now
I don't know if that makes it skewed one way or the other
But I think that's a deal that I feel comfortable with
So you want to keep everything we have and then add Lamar and then you give me your quarterback
And then you add a flex option and I would add a flex option because the way that I yeah
I would give you my quarterback because I wouldn't need him at that point and the way that I look at this is right now
It's set up that I got a drop. I think one player maybe two
I would have to see I think I have an open bench spot, but if I'm gonna drop somebody anyways
is it's probably like, I don't know, Dante Vienwitsch,
you don't want him.
But if there's something of value there
that makes it worth it for you,
like let's say you, you getting Gibbs gives you the top end
and then you also get a flex option in return.
So you're not streaming it.
The downside there is you give up Lamar,
but a six point passing touchdown.
I don't think he's as valuable.
He's obviously incredibly valuable in fantasy,
but as valuable.
Yeah, it's just Lamar is rushing upside
is what's insane about him.
Like, who is your best flex option
that you'd be willing to give up?
like who do you have?
DK and who else?
I have DK and McLaurin.
I have Evans.
Golly.
I saw Antonio Brown was calling DK Metcalf,
DK Metdrop this morning on the,
while I was on the toilet.
Yeah, I've seen multiple memes of his hands
being about three centimeters by three drops
in two games.
It's pretty rough.
Yeah, I don't know because I'm losing Lamar
who's like one of my favorite players on my team.
Also one of the best aspects of my team.
Also Jordan Love, like love Jordan Love,
but I can honestly waiver a quarterback
that's like gonna do as well
or maybe slightly worse than Jordan Love.
Yeah, I agree.
I just added Jordan Love this week.
I think he's, you know, week to week quarterback 12 to 18
in this type of a format.
Yeah, I don't know.
Cause then it gets, it gets dicey.
I mean, like what I will say is this,
I don't want to get rid of Lamar.
I don't really want DK.
I don't really want Mike.
I'm down to just be the guy that's working the waiver wire
for my secondary flex behind digs.
Like my team is top happy.
And if Gibbs or JSN gets injured,
well, then I just lose the season immediately.
But if they don't, I could win.
The other thing I'm thinking is like,
who do you like more between Downs and Golden?
I think they're pretty interchangeable players.
I think they're interchangeable players.
I think they're both in a pretty similar spot.
Like, Alex Pierce is hurt for Downs,
Jayden Reed's hurt for Golden.
Like, they're almost in identical spots.
Like, they're the number two in their passing attack
with Upside.
So I'll take Golden.
It's just like a tiebreaker on the Packers fan,
So that helps.
So I would take golden there,
but I think they're probably both like around,
I don't know, top 80 players rest of season.
Yep.
Yeah.
This trade, I thought about it.
I plugged this all in when you initially sent it.
If I did this trade,
my team's projection would go up 0.2,
but it is more fun.
Like it is, I think,
Gibbs is one of my favorite players in the NFL,
and so is JSN, so I'd have a lot of fun there.
And also I'm spending a little bit of a slot machine with this.
Like God forbid Gibbs gets hurt.
I instantly lose.
But the other side of the coin is like, even if someone like
Givante gets hurt, I would lose.
Cause then it's like my RB one is Bay Shaltube and it's well man.
Double flex PPR league.
So it's like injuries fucking suck anyways.
Um, yeah, you're telling me my guy, I think for my first nine rounds for
my players are hurt ones affected by injury.
That's McLaren.
So brutal.
I will say this though, Drake London doesn't even get the ball.
So it's hard for him to get hurt because he doesn't get the ball, but he should be on an upswing with Penex
Well, yeah, I mean here's the other thing that I'll say about this trade
You're obviously not giving up JSN which is crazy because like I mean I don't care based on the other pieces
You have like so the other trade the other talks I've had about Gibbs have been with Mason where he's giving JT
So I'm getting like a first-round value back and then a little bit with Avery where like Amon Ra was discussed or like Derek Henry
Who if we redrafted today Henry's probably like a first-round pick
So I feel good about those deals because I get a first-round they're back this one
I don't, but you know, you get London, you get Javante a second and a third. I think
I'm like 60% in on doing this deal, not a hundred. Um, if, if Lamar isn't the deal,
I'd be a hundred.
Yeah. But then that's where you lose me though. Cause like Lamar, it's like, that's one of
my guys, dude. That's like the heart of my fucking team. And dude, it's a, it's a six
point passing touchdown league. He's quarterback to every fucking year. Like I need Lamar man,
honestly. So I'll tell you this, bro, I will 100% do this trade. I don't know if I would
would do much else. But I would 100% do this trade. So it's up to you. I understand not
wanting to let go of Gibbs. I get it. So it's up to you.
All right. I'm going to follow back. I'm going to follow back with Mason and Avery.
If they come in above, I'll let you know. But we got to get it done if we do it by tomorrow
night with this Thursday night game. Yes, because you've got two of these guys
playing tomorrow. Yeah. All right. I'll hit your line by the end of the day. And we might
have a deal here all right thank you sir sal best of luck to you man he's out
dude and that ladies and gentlemen with sal the league donece um bro I like I
think this is just three two one and scammer get scan buddy like I don't know
I like it is it's close I guess um but bro isn't it just fucking dude if I have
JSN and GIMP. Imagine fading that. Imagine having to fade JSN and GIMP.
So you're not playing NoPixel today. Yeah, this is going to be a stream where I lose my mind,
I think. I did a four-minute breakdown of why I can't play NoPixel at the start of the stream.
Four-minute breakdown. Mobs. Clip this and put this in the chat, Exhibition Mark NoPixel.
One of the mobs just go back in the VOD because dude, I'm not like chat. I'm busting my ass to play no pixel
I can't get in that fucking server
Like they're saying it's supposed to be my rockstar games launcher
I was in a call with high-vives two different of these mornings trying to set it up
You guys know high-vives is way more intelligent than me and even he can't get in
So I'm trying to get a no pixel
I gave you a whole explanation of my entire dialogue with Buddha for the past two weeks of trying to play no pixel
I'm trying bro. I'm trying to play no pixel. I can't play
But like don't sit here and just like spam about no pixel mods make it a cliff, please any digger to prime our can't think about your one
When it's no pixel?
Yeah, just one of the mobs go to the start of the VOD and just clip exclamation mark no pixel clip that entire three minutes
But guys, do you think I'd win that trade?
I mean, it's hard to say, I mean, who fucking knows if Gibbs gets hurt or something.
But, Chad, do you think I'd win that trade? Am I not on YouTube?
It's pretty even. Yeah, it's pretty even. It's pretty even.
But it's just fun. Shouldn't have been an idiot when you got it the first time.
probably right. Let me fill all your holes. No pixel question mark. Time to watch for Kai.
Please play no pixel. Guys, the new Rocket League season is out today too, which is pretty sick.
Gives and JSN can put up 90 points in a single week. Yeah, you're not wrong. They literally could.
I could see them both scoring 45. Yeah, that's definitely possible, for sure.
I mean, I'm going to be honest, like, if I have Jameer Gibbs and JSN on my team in the
flop league, like, I'll actually like start jerking off, like legitimately.
Every Sunday when JSN's routing up everybody and Gibbs is getting like 10, 10 receptions
a game, two touchdowns, like, yeah, I'll pull out my beer.
I'll pull out my penis.
Um, proof, question mark.
Check the CS2 update.
Yeah, I threw a clip of it.
I saw on a on it.
Things to do a segment where you rank fantasy teams.
I do.
I feel like some of your guys's fantasy teams are just unreal.
Like, bro, I hate when people, dude, you guys know those kids.
This is going to be niche.
You know, those kids in the TikTok comments who like, they'll send a
screenshot of their fantasy team.
And then it's like Jamir Gibbs, Jonathan Taylor, C.D.
lamb jsn and they're like 10 men by the way 10 men 10 men by the way it's like
okay either you're scamming people you're like giving them $5 to do a trade or
you're not in a legitimate league you're not in a real league bro you're not in a
fucking real league 10 men but I'm gonna get one of puns those kids in the face
to be the government's one says you I'm in real leagues what yo I'm in the
realest league I'm in a league with 11 fantasy experts and then me okay let me
say the word experts loosely they're fantasy youtubers let me say that Mason
Dodd started Drake may against the Pittsburgh Steelers last week after AJ
Brown went down. Left rise. Um, bro, yeah. Rank NFL teams. Fantasy is corny. Jixi, when
will you grow a beard and a mustache? Um, I don't know. I don't know. I'm tight. Terraria
guys not yet. I'm gonna play. Dude, we're probably gonna play terraria with losan ron.
I don't know. I don't have a date for that, but we probably will 2026 late or 2027 early.
Gives is way more safe. I think the maker break is London and Givante will always have lower floors. Yeah, like I'm going to be honest, it's literally impossible for London to get 40 points or Givante to get 40 points, but it's very much possible for Gibbs to get 40.
Like London and Givante ceiling is like 20 to 30.
What do you mean I'm trying to ignore it? What am I trying to ignore? What am I trying to ignore, bro?
like what am I trying to ignore it bro the best player in the NFL is Jamar Chase
now the best player in the NFL is JSN but Jamar Chase is up there JSN is the
most valuable player in the NFL the guy has four touchdowns with Drew Locke I
mean he's the most valuable player in the NFL
Yo, honestly, man, I wake up every morning and I literally just have a boner thinking
about the fact that I have JSN in my fantasy league.
Yo, I saw a chart this morning.
Teams that have JSN have like a 74 win percentage in fantasy football right now.
It's the highest in the league.
If you have JSN, you have like a 74% chance of winning, just having JSN.
He's literally disgusting.
Yeah, yeah, I said the math wrong yo chat, um, what's a Macalda?
Bro, we should do ranking NFL teams NFL team tier list that actually sounds fun as fuck
Okay, boom NFL teams 2026 2027. Oh wait, I already did this
Wow, I did this before the season starts bro, I have no ball knowledge
I have the chargers in S tier.
I didn't even have the dolphins at liquidate.
Let me move the chargers down to like fucking B tier.
Wow.
Yeah.
I have the Colts A.
Yo, let me move the Panthers up by the way.
Yo, the Panthers are the fucking shrimp.
You guys seen that Jalen Coker guy?
God damn, that guy's disgusting.
State's at D, yeah, let me make a new one.
Let me make a new one now that the season actually started.
Okay, oh, this one's cleaner too.
Okay, Cardinals, we are gonna go D tier.
Falcons, we are gonna go D tier.
Ravens, we are gonna go B tier.
Bills, we are gonna go S.
What they did to the Lions puts them an S tier.
Panthers, give me a B tier, man.
Give me beats here on the Panthers.
God bears, with Caleb Williams, I'm going to go...
I'm thinking A or B, man.
Chad, what do you guys think with Caleb Williams?
With Caleb Williams, I will go...
Their offense is so good.
They also have that corner chat. What's his name the corner? That's fucking disgusting. What is his name?
What's the bears corners name?
Jalen Johnson, yeah, he's fucking disgusting
I'm gonna go beat here. I think they're at the top of each year the bottom of eight year
Bengals let's go seat here. No defense zero defense. I'm gonna go seat here on that
Um
The Cleveland Browns I'm gonna go after
Ten bay buccaneers, I'm gonna go after
Dallas Cowboys, I'm gonna go seat here
Broncos, I'm gonna go a tier lions. I'm gonna go a tier. Oh my god. This list looks good. This looks perfect
Wait, hold up. This looks beautiful packers. I'm gonna go beat here
Texans, I'm going to go C tier, Colts, I'm going to go C tier, Jax, I'm going to go,
Chad, the Jax 2 and 0, or the Jax 2 and 0 or 1 and 1, who did the Jax beat?
Ah, they're 1 and 1, who did they lose to? Who did they lose to? They beat the Browns,
Who do they lose to?
You can see as a Browns fan the box lost so you know, do you want me to not put you in F tier?
You guys are an F tier team, bro. Wake up and smell the coffee like you guys are after your team. Yes, you are
Chiefs people are gonna disagree. I'm going S tier
Their defense is fucking insane Steve's bag Nolia is fucking insane
Patrick Mahomes is an absolute fat.
I'm gonna go Kenneth Walker. I'm going S tier.
Raiders. Yo, the raiders are two and up.
Let's go still early in the season. I'm still gonna go D tier.
Still gonna go D tier. Maybe I can go C.
I'm gonna go C tier. Chargers.
I'm going to be honest, I thought the chargers were going to be Super Bowl contenders, then
they lost to the Cardinals, lost to the Raiders, and now they have the hardest scheduled blockade
I've ever seen in my life.
I'm still going to go like CTR, I guess.
Rams, S tier, not even a question, I'd probably put them at the top of S tier.
Dolphins, I love the Miami Dolphins.
One of my favorite teams in the league, always going to root for the Dolphins to do well
and perform well.
If there was an option to place a singular team below F tier into like F minus it would be the dolphins
The reason why the dolphins are the worst team in the NFL is because they have no fucking money
Toa drained their wallets and Tyree kill drained their wallets. They have no money. They have no cap space
Their team is dog shit
Their wide receiver one is Malik Washington and or Caleb Douglas like they are literally off the cliff. They're honestly
They're probably 31 NFL teams and then there's the Dolphins like that's how bad they are this year Vikings. I will say
God, I haven't really seen them with kind of Murray yet. He kind of just instantly got a concussion
It's kind of hard to actually rate the Vikings. Aren't they to know?
Yeah, aren't the Vikings to know?
It's kind of hard to rate the Vikings because I haven't actually seen a full game with Calibri
I'm gonna throw the Vikings into a tier. I think they're a good team. I think they're a really good team
I'm gonna throw the Patriots into a tier the only thing about the Patriots that scares me is their offense has looked like horrifying
But their defense looks incredible
Their offense looks fucking horrifying, but let's be honest in the NFL all that matters is defense bro
There are other events that's insane. Saints. Holy fucking underrated. Um, the Saints beat the Ravens, by the way
Tyler Shock might actually just be the truth
I'm gonna go C tier. I
Think the Saints are better. Yeah, this is fair. The Bucks are the worst team in the NFC South than the Falcons
Okay, Bucks and Falcons might be interchangeable
What I'd be crazy to move to do this is this a crazy swap move the Browns to D tier move the Falcons to F tier.
Is that crazy? I don't think that's crazy. Well, no, the Falcons have panics. Let me chill the Falcons have panics now.
Cooper Rush is an absolute sham. Okay, then we go New York Giants. Like I said, most underrated team in the NFL when they're healthy.
The problem is they're never fucking healthy.
So without Jackson Dart, love, James Winston,
they're probably just gonna fall back into being a DTO team.
Unfortunate for the Giants fans yet again.
With Jackson Dart and Scataboo and neighbors,
they would probably be a C or a B tier team.
Jets, I'm gonna go F tier.
Eagles.
They are 2 and 0. They kind of squeaked by the Titans, which is not really ideal. Let's
go Philadelphia Eagles in, I feel like they're a B tier team. I'm going to go Philadelphia
Eagles and B tier Steelers. Bald right. The 9 and 8 Pittsburgh Steelers. They don't have
Mike Tomlin anymore. Also, we came to find out that Mike Tomlin was running a Minecraft server
for the past like 12 years or something instead of locking in on playoff games.
So we are going to throw the Steelers in.
They're at like the top of C tier bottom of B tier. I guess I'll say B tier.
And Chad is that fair? I guess I'll say B tier.
They're the top of C tier, the bottom of B tier, Niners, holy fuck the Niners look good
this season.
Bro, I don't think you forgot the Niners are like absolutely insane if they're healthy.
They beat the shit out of the Rams.
They beat the fuck out of the Rams.
I'm gonna go Niners last year, I'm gonna go Seahawks last year, fuck it man.
I got the Seahawks winning back-to-back Super Bowls, JSN's just my daddy.
I don't even know what else to say.
That's my daddy Titans F tier commanders
D tier and that's it boys. That is the list
Is this not a perfect ass list though, man, I
Feel like this list is fucking perfect like bro. This list is beautiful. That's a perfect list brown now
Move the Raiders up all right relax a little bit guys you're still the Raiders man you guys want two games relax, okay?
Okay, relax. Okay, calm the fuck down, but the Raiders do look pretty solid.
You guys think the Bengals, you think I'm crazy for having the Bengals in seats here?
Really? Really?
And brother, they just don't have a defense.
I thought that I thought the Bengals looked horrible in this game.
I mean, I think we're one of the worst teams in the league.
I thought they looked horrible this game.
I mean, they skull fucked the Texans, which is good.
Fine.
I'll throw, uh, because of that, I'll throw them in beach here.
Fair, fair.
Now this list is perfect.
This list is actually fucking perfect.
I didn't know that they skull fucked the Texans.
I wasn't actually watching games last Sunday because I was doing the
four night tournament.
Jenna, maybe some fair list.
Lions and eights here.
Yeah, you're probably right.
Maybe the lions of the bot.
Maybe I could move the lines to beat here.
I mean, the bills bash their fucking head into a wall.
Bro, but just Gibbs and Amon Ross is so sexy.
I like this, man.
I'm going to go.
Yeah, I like this.
This is good.
I like my list here.
I like my list chat.
I think this is a good ass list.
OK, boys, in 30 minutes, we are going
going to be doing 10 streamers versus Gotham chests.
I don't actually know the format of this.
I know Ludwig said it up.
Before, we're going to do a little bit of a class challenge.
I don't actually know the format of this,
but I know Ludwig and Gotham chests said it up.
So it should be fun as fuck.
We're going to be trying to win a classic challenge today
in class using only randomized decks going in blind.
So I will not be able to look at my deck when I randomize it.
What are these ads, bro?
Whoa!
Brr!
Sweet, got a free emote.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I, Nicholas Stewart, am going to be attempting to defeat a classic challenge, utilizing only
random decks.
The catch is this, okay?
When I click this green wand, my deck will be randomized.
But my eyes are going to be closed in every battle.
So I'm going to be going into this completely blind.
Here we go.
Eyes closed.
We got our deck.
Let's go.
only random decks to reach 12 wins. Come on! Start me up right. Start me up with balloon
three musketeers freeze. Wait a minute, this deck's insane. Balloon freeze? This is a balloon.
Ice golem's tanking. What a freeze. Oh my god, wait, freeze one chop spear goblin? I
I didn't even know that.
Oh my God.
Why do you have a tornado?
Wait, I think he's using X, but wait no.
Knight?
Why is there a mega knight in this deck?
Knight, mega knight, tornado.
What deck could this even be?
HELLO MEGANITE GRAVE YARD ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Oh my god he also has freeze.
Wait that was perfect.
He just lost.
Guys, that was perfectly defended.
We balloon the bridge.
Wait fire spirit to support from behind.
Yes!
Jump!
Nice!
I have my freeze ready.
Now.
That's the best freeze anybody's ever done.
That's the best freeze anybody's ever done.
OH MY GOD!
Guys, I landed a freeze with 0.1 seconds left.
My balloon was 1 HP. Yo, okay, we're down, Alex sir. This has using meganite, knight, tornado, graveyard, what in the lobotomy?
489 health. The problem is we don't have a damage-yelling spell, so we're still gonna
have to take out his tower. He's gonna freeze. We know he's gonna freeze. Evo Skelis? I stole
him? He's gotta answer those Skelis. Don't sleep on Larry. Go Larry. Go Larry. Go Larry.
He had the mega knight! He had the mega knight! He eats the balloon!
Nice! What a start!
Wait, wait. Barber, hold up. We need to defend the mega knight.
Mega knight is priority number one. Priority number one.
I don't think I need to freeze. Perfectly defended. Yo chat, watch this!
Sneaking through musketeers in the pockets!
Freeze!
YES!
Give me that!
Switch!
Let's go, dude!
What a start!
Yo, first game
with a completely
random deck is a three crown?
If this is a five
star, I'll do a Johnson reveal.
I'll do a Johnson reveal.
I'll do a Johnson reveal.
I'll do a Johnson reveal.
Bull right, ball right.
Okay, random deck number two, here we go.
Did I do it?
Did I do it?
Did I do it?
I did it.
Okay, dude that was so good.
Balloon freeze with ice cold and as a tank.
I was like, Sparky Pekka?
Ooh, I don't know about this one, Chief.
Sparky Pekka Valkyrie Executioner Freeze Arrow?
I guess I could Sparky this.
Bro, I wish I could have went Exy here, though.
I'm gonna eat that, I'm gonna eat that,
I'm gonna eat that, I'm gonna eat that.
Well, that's Flash.
No, of course not.
Sparky don't shoot.
I'm thinking just to eat that as well.
Bro, I'm up!
How does he stop this? How does he stop this? How does he stop this?
No, he has no licks! He cannot defend!
He can't defend this!
Look, the dagger that just ran out of-
YES!!!
Freeze! Hold up!
Freeze this!
Pekka, get on that tower! Pekka, get on that tower!
Mom and Pekka, get on that tower!
Woh-Wang! Woh-Wang! Woh-Wang!
I would have been a game.
Okay.
I'm literally playing incredible.
Guys, eating the wallbreakers was so smart.
Eating the darkout was so smart.
That's why we were able to get up so much elixir right there.
And?
He has dagger duches, so we can punish that.
Bro, let's start up another Pekka push.
Yo, I think we can beat this challenge.
I'm not even kidding, with how I'm playing right now?
Okay, Valt to counter Royal Ghost, really good, really clean, really easy.
I won't have to just rip a hog rider, but he's gonna be able to defend it.
Guys, let's go peck at the back.
We're gonna ignore everything on the right.
This is how you beat these brain rot slop decks.
Well, no, that's too much value to pass up.
That's too much!
Holy VAL! He had to freeze.
If this guy defends this, I will retire from gaming.
Mark my words. Yeah, there's no way.
Gage! Gage!
Wait a minute.
Is he def- No, no. Gage, Gage.
Good job defending the one Sparky, here's another!
Yo, I'm actually playing incredible!
Bro, when people spam wallbreakers like that, dude, just ignore it and build up a gigantic push if you have a beatdown deck.
Dagger duchess. Also, bro, if you're using dagger duchess in the big two-six, fries.
Random deck number three, right when we click the wand, we're in.
Now the thing is, we've been getting lucky with wind conditions. We need to keep that up. Eyes closed.
Going in random. Two and oh. If I can get 12 winds on this, this just shows absolute first.
I feel like I shouldn't have golems, but I don't know what else I could have done.
Does Earthquake kill Dark Goblin?
Surely.
Does Earthquake?
Wait, Dark Goblin survives that Earthquake?
Oh my god, we have Piggies.
We can actually use this.
I don't think Golem's going to be the play, guys, if I'm being honest here.
I don't think Golem's going to be the play.
He's going to goblin barrel.
Okay, we can win this.
Check the issue is, I don't have a way to stop his um...
I don't have a spell for his dart goblin.
I don't know, this might be an L. I don't know what to do here.
I don't have a spell for this.
Um...
I don't have a spell for that either.
Boys, I think this is just GG.
Like, I think this is just GG. I don't have a spell for any of this stuff.
Of course. Oh my god, that was supposed to be...
I shouldn't lane switch. I don't know why I'm lane switching.
Wait a minute, that's a lot of damage, though. Bro, that's a lot of damage.
Bro that is a lot of damage though. That is a lot of damage. Oh my god.
I cannot let the goblin barrel connect any longer. I need to save.
Yo please tell me that that...
Bro this is such a bad matchup. This is the worst matchup I've ever seen.
I'm not even kidding too. This is like actually the worst matchup ever.
Go, go, piggies, piggies!
Yes!
You didn't have a building!
Oh my God!
Yes!
Bro, let's go!
Holy crap!
Yo, let's go!
That's, dude, are these that?
Dude, I, I, oh no, no, no, no!
Oh my God, I forgot to randomize.
Jesus.
Three two one
Eyes closed looking down at desk lock in I'm playing in safe. I'm actually playing ridiculously well right now
Shut I'm playing ridiculously well. Let's hit him at Lee
I'm playing so good
Okay, Ram rider freeze tornado rock and it give me a lot of freezes today
We should go Ram rider and see what he has we should go Ram rider turkey player shout out turkey
Oh, oh my god, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Such a good freeze.
Jeez, such a good freeze.
Albany's a nice spirit.
Remember spirits are broken.
Oh man, I love one of like, sir cards.
So broken.
Okay, let's see the rest of our deck.
We, oh, we split Zappies.
Never, never a bad play to split Zappies.
with Archers. Wait, they changed bandits card art. I never even knew that. That's a rocket.
Yo, guys, that is a rocket every day of the week. Six elixir for five elixir. We lose
one elixir on that and also we get tower damage. One elixir rocket. Are you kidding me? I
had to get it every day of the week. Perfect ice spirit. We placed our ice spirit ever
so slightly so it splashes both e-barbs. Remember, we know he has a skeleton army,
which means we can get so much freeze value this game.
Okay, he goes, which the bat? We're down Elixir, we need to start playing defensive.
I also have a defensive free...
If I need to out-tornado, but I don't I don't think I need to I don't think I need to
Yeah, that's just so unlucky guys, you know what that's so unlucky though is because I
I would have put my zappies up here if I knew he had a balloon.
Remember he has a skarmy.
We have freeze ready for this.
Do it, I dare you.
You're such an idiot.
You're such a...
GO!
You are such a...
You're so bad!
Holy rocket failure!
Holy rocket value!
Oh my gosh!
I'm playing incredible. I'm playing so good.
This is the best time I've ever played in my life.
I'm doing this blind.
We have to get back to rocket.
We have to get back to rocket.
I could just freeze.
Guys, that freeze is so good because now his hero ability just gets rendered useless.
Tornado to predict Skeleton Army.
Okay, thank God I didn't do that.
That's game.
Chat like, our brain's no good, it's insane, it's actually ridiculous!
Four wins and zero losses, we're going into this blind man, blind!
Let's go!
Can we go five and oh three two one
Deck number five like I said
Graveyard rocket that's gonna be tricky graveyard rocket Chad. This is the number one clan in Canada. I actually recognize this clan
I'm gonna mute this guy cuz he's trying to get into my head. I know this clan
This is the number one clan in Canada. This guy's gonna be a good player
This guy is going to be a good player.
This is our first like.
We're going to go deep deep.
Pulse.
I have graveyard rocket that's so uncomfortable.
Yeah, it looks like he's using Bridge Spam, boys.
Yo, so I misclicked my witch, but...
I'm gonna be honest, I think he just sold.
I shoulda think he sold. I'm not even kidding.
Are you kidding me bro?
Are you actually kidding me?
He has the hardest counter in the game to graveyard in his deck.
Please help me a three pound.
So you mean to tell me, out of every possible win condition I could have randomly got, I
got graveyard when he has motherwitch.
Bro, that is just so unlucky though.
What is your deck, dude?
What?!
Like, you're so lucky it's just STUPID!
I like I have a random I get a random deck and it my wind conditions graved out and
then he has a mother witch alright req lock in going in blind again that's so
unlucky that is mother which is such a hard counter it's disgusting whoa now
Now here's an interesting dash.
Chat, dare I say?
Why not, right?
Like literally why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Wait, but why not though?
Wait, but why not though?
Wait, but why not?
I literally cannot be guarded right now.
I feel like Jalen Brunson.
No, I actually feel like JSN.
I cannot be guarded.
I feel like Jackson Smith and Jigba. I feel like the Emerald City route artist. I cannot be guarded right now
Showboat I don't even need the elixir twin twin I don't even need the elixir
But I'm playing so good. Oh my gosh, wait, I might need that elixir. I might need that elixir
Nah, I'm fine.
Perfectly defended.
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe.
I need to end the game right now.
Wait, if he has to Evo, Ejaga, I lose.
I'm playing right now.
That's freeze ever.
Sweet!
Sweet!
Yo, Canada Blake so good it's disgusting.
It's actually disgusting, bro.
I'm playing so, dude, I'm playing lights out, bro.
Oh, no!
Oh my god, I forgot again.
Oh my god, I forgot again. Okay, come on come on
Bro aside from the dude who had mother witch for graveyard we have not lost that's not bad kid. Okay ready three two one
Lock in random deck number seven see what we can do
Both that full thought oh
Ooh, I got back-to-back gold on decks. Interesting.
Okay.
They keep giving me rocket.
Yo, I feel like the random decks have a little bit of a system to it because I feel like
I always get a win condition and I always get a spell.
You know what I mean?
I feel like if it was truly a random deck, I'd get like seven win conditions or seven
spells, but I feel like it's actually has a little bit of a structure to it.
I feel like I either end up getting seven or I feel like I end up getting a win condition
this about every game yeah we have the royal delivery which is probably the most
underrated card in the game for a pure defense chat watch this
Oh, no, I missed, I missed.
Ah, we still defend here, we still defend.
It's not over until the fat lady sings.
So I actually missed my road delivery because the witch just would not walk up.
So now we're going to do the oldest trick in the book.
We're going to golem to like half shield our three crowns while attacking.
I have an inferno but this guy has e-wiz and e-drag, Bob right.
I'm going to have to land a crazy rocket if he princes I think.
Oh my god, come on, come on, come on!
Witch, stop, stop, stop.
Alright, that is just so unlucky.
Oh my GOD!
You are so blessed!
Good game, dude!
He literally won just because of the witch, literally.
Yo, this guy, oh my god, oh my god, one of his witches didn't walk up, so it avoided
the royal delivery by that much, and then one of his witches just sprinted up so it
avoided a rocket by that much.
Like are you serious?
Three, two, one.
This guy is so lucky it's disgusting. So lucky. Alright deck number eight we have
balloon.
Balloon poison arrows with okay I've never seen somebody put a minor there
first play. Balloon poison wait mega minion wait no mega knight balloon.
It's like the oldest trick in the book.
Ability?
Oh my god, such a good ability.
Literally such a good ability.
Such a good ability.
Yo, the hero balloon is actually insane.
Bro, what?
Chat, the hero balloon is insane.
That ability was ridiculous!
Okay, this is looking like another dub.
Bro, we can do this.
I just have to, like, stop getting BSed.
I feel like that was such a bad snowball by him.
Bro, let's just go Meganeid balloon.
We have to eat that boys, we don't have a single good answer for it.
Sometimes in life the best defense is offense.
I'm gonna be honest, really smart musketeer placement.
Daddy placed it there to avoid the ability. Really smart by him.
See if he can stop this.
Yeah, it's too fast. We gotta hit.
So we're gonna lose our tower, but on the bright side, we're gonna build up.
Bad miner! Bad miner! Bad miner!
We're gonna build up a gigantic push.
Chat, peep this.
Such a good ability!
Such a good ability! Oh my god!
Yes!
Three crown.
Three crown.
Three crown.
Free crown
Sweet
Bro, let's go. Let's go. I'm playing good man. I'm gonna be honest. Okay. Come on. Come on. Come on
Now we're cooking with gas here. I'm playing dude. I'm playing good I
Didn't close my so that one all I saw was freeze though
Bro, why do they keep giving me freeze? I actually don't understand. Why do they keep giving me freeze?
Is that not, like, disgusting?
Bro, they keep giving me freeze.
I don't mind it. I'm pretty good with freeze, I think.
We're gonna go fisherman behind Eagledom. I feel like my deck is absolutely chopped. I hate putting down Eagledoms
Bro that's such a big push, but I think the mega knight defends all of it. Yo come on dog really?
Thank God it didn't freeze there.
We're gonna go Ego.
I know for a fact I'm up Elixir, but I don't really have a win condition though, besides
the Meganite, man.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't really have a win condition.
I have to just get like a crazy, um, mega knight value on defense and then win off of
that.
I guess.
I don't really know if another way I can win this, to be honest.
Yeah, bro, I need to get mega knight value.
I'm just coach.
I'm actually...
Archers, please?
Archers, please?
Archers, please? Archers, please?
Okay, we actually lived to fight another day
It's probably gonna poison that
This is a chat. This is my last chance. This is literally my last chance
One more chance.
was like that was the only random deck where I had no chance like I just didn't have a win condition
um I could dude and then he just kept putting the big minion down the other game with the mother
witch was actually unlucky and then the other game where I missed my rocket was so annoying
yo all things considered not bad though chat not bad like honestly not bad oh my god it's
That's 3 p.m. Perfect.
Chad, we're about to do this chess challenge with Ludwig.
We're about to do this chess challenge, boys.
I don't know how this is gonna go.
I believe it's how many streamers
is it's gonna take to beat Gotham chess.
I gotta call Ludwig and see exactly,
but Chad, I'm gonna go tinkle real quick.
I'll be right back.
Hold up, Chad.
I'm gonna go tinkle, I'll be right back.
BRB.
Now, guys, how do y'all think this is gonna go?
Now guys, how do you think this is going to go because Gotham Chess is an international
master.
I think he's going to be like, I don't know the format Ludwig has, but I think if he keeps
beating us, I think that he's going to be one V10ing us with like limited time on each
game.
will never win? No, but guys, think about it though. Gotham Chess, he can't win 10 streamers
at the same time with 10 different boards if he has like a minute per game, two minutes
per game. Guys, he's not God. It's like, he's not Magnus Carlson. You can't like do a 10
V1 with like two minutes. I want to call Ludwig though and like actually ask what the format
this. You guys don't have a chance at all. Bro, you're not thinking about this with like
time constraints. Bro, trust me, is Ludwig streaming, by the way? He's closer to Magnus
Then you are to him.
Okay.
I guess that makes sense.
Wait, what it?
Hold up.
Is Levy streaming guys?
Is Levy streaming?
Is Levy streaming?
So anyway, guys, yeah, if you guys want to check on my Spotify page and follow it,
I'd appreciate that.
Chat is Levy streaming?
Yes.
Love you streaming. Okay. Who are the streamers in this by the way? Who are the streamers?
Oh my god. Hazel. Love you went live. Love you went live seven minutes ago. Bro, but what
a banger song by the way. GG YouTube. Chat. I don't think so. I'm as free as a bird. Maybe
Maybe I should hit a little warm-up of Blitz or something.
Check, maybe I should hit a little Blitz warm-up.
We're about to play Levy.
Oh my God, there's Levy right there.
Okay, do a little Blitz warm-up for the boys back home.
No, I wanna do three minutes, guys.
Norway player.
This guy just sent me a challenge
and he's 2,400 elo from Norway.
Is this guy a viewer?
2,400 elo.
We might be the highest elo viewer I've ever seen, bro.
You're two that, bro,
What is levy like 3,000. Yeah, what is levy.
That is not Magnus brother. No, it's not.
Guys, that is not Magnus. Wait, what?
Bro, you guys are such liars about everything. Dude, you guys just lie. No, that is not Magnus
Brother, bro. This is, bro, this is the highest elo viewer I've ever seen in my life. Chad,
This is insane.
Bro.
Oh my God, see how he keeps his pawn structure clean?
Even after all that pressure?
So impressive, bro.
How does he keep his pawn structure clean like that?
Hmm bro, I feel like my development is good right now to be honest with you.
Now I'm as free as a bird.
Oh my god, a 2000 elo player bro, what the hell?
2400 elo bro Jesus what are you a sweat you would try harder bro what a sweat
dude he's keeps attacking my fucking bro chat he keeps attacking my queen he's
not gonna get it though bro I'm not a total total noob I want a chest
tournament. Now my pond structure is bad. Bro, I want a chest
tournament buddy. It's not going to be this easy. Bro, his
development is just so good, though. I could maybe go. Oh, he
forked me. What a fuck.
What?
Bro, what?
He forked me off of that?
Are you serious?
Is there a way that I could threaten something?
Something big?
There's got to be something big in the board, bro.
Ah, this guy's such a sweat, though.
Oh my god, this guy is such a tryhard.
How, bro?
Only for genius, I don't know.
Is he just like, bro, I don't have any moves.
Shadow to do, y'all.
I don't have any freaking moves, man.
Wait, this is a good move.
Ooh, that's a good move.
Bro, he's just going to stream snap, though.
That's a good move.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm on vacation every single day
because I love my occupation.
Hey, hey, hey.
Ugh.
Bro, I just hate playing like, bro,
This guy has a sweat dude. Jesus man. This guy has a sweat. Honestly bro. Yeah whatever I have three seconds. Bro how would you a viewer and your 2400 look he sent me another challenge. This guy's a freak. Bro he's just a sweat.
maybe he's just smarter you suck oh i suck you guys realize this guy's higher
elo than 99.9 bro you guys want to know a little fun fact the odds of you meeting
a 2400 elo chess player in your entire life on this earth meeting a 2400 elo
chess player is less than 1%. Did you know that? Did you know that? The odds of you meeting
a player with 2400 elo is less than 1%. Yes, that is true. No, that is true.
Levi's Truman. Levi, stop it. You're a big guy. Don't be fake humble.
It's been a while, bro. I'm out of the game.
I'm a little bit afraid of him.
If you want, I can swap Dontes and put him before Tyler.
Tyler will be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Wait a minute. My teammates is own a pixel, Tyler.
Dontes is genuinely a whore. I think he might be one of the worst at this event.
Right, but let's not forget that he just hasn't played a lot.
It has nothing to do with how smart you are.
Well, obviously, bro, I think most chess pros are idiots, but they're really good at chess.
That is 100% accurate.
Bro, if you're a chess pro, does that mean your brain just like breaks or something?
Because Jack, to be a chess pro, don't you have to play when you're like three or something?
because bro they basically learn every combination. Right prime Bill Belichick and Tom Brady.
How good is Magnus Carlson? Actually.
Oh my god Chad that's me look. Oh I remember I asked love you this.
bro is there like a clip? Magnus Carlson checkmates Bill Gates in 12 seconds. Yeah right. How?
Wow.
I'm, uh, I'm y'all?
Right there, he's talking, you know?
He gave him his own.
Bad move by Black, bro.
That's gotta be Bill.
Oh, he's supposed to be doing Bill's stuff.
Let's get enough of this.
Let's see what else we'll see.
How do you check me?
Oh, that was quick.
Oh, that was quick. Oh, King has nowhere to go. Knight has vision of Queen. Wow.
12 seconds on the timer. Yeah, guys, not actually 12 seconds.
Magnus Carlson did Joe Rogan.
Bro, I don't...
Hakaru.
What makes Magnus so good?
What are the various aspects of his game that make him so good?
I think for Magnus, he just...
You know that in the end games, if you get there, he's just...
He's just he's not gonna blunder. That's the first thing. So you know if you reach an endgame, he's not gonna make a mistake.
He obviously plays great openings and
Dude, I'm not even kidding. My dick is getting hard from this
Like legit. No, like legitimately though. My dick is actually getting hard from this shit, bro
There's just really no defined weakness that he has. There's no oh
Sorry, in the end games if you get there, he's just he's not gonna blunder. That's the first thing
So you know if you reach an endgame. He's not gonna make a mistake
He obviously plays great openings and there's just really no defined weakness that he has
There's no weakness that I can think of very specifically
You say this about everything. Okay, maybe I do but is this not insane?
Brother in chess, there's no luck. There's no lagging out. There's no
teammates that you can blame you can't like bro
You just either outplay somebody or you get outplayed and Magnus is the best player to ever play chess by a mile
I think there are many times where players actually out prepare them in the opening phase
But as soon as they're on their own and they have to think very oftentimes they'll make mistakes
So there's just no weakness for Magnus really no weakness
Well unlike say Kasparov like Kasparov on the other hand there there are very clear weaknesses
In his game like Kramnik exploited them first of all very I don't want to say like
Ego is the right word but like very stubborn believing that his openings were infallible
that he could just win he could just prove an advantage and win the game out of the opening.
Yo chat I might be tweaking but didn't Magnus play against Gary Kasparov when Magnus was
like 12 and they like drew or something.
I saw this on fucking TikTok.
They like drew.
literally drew Magnus Carlson when he was like 12 or he drew Gary Kasparov when he was
12 look guys look at Magnus bro look at how little he is Kasparov and guys Kasparov is
like um one of the best players ever too is a much fared opponent and a man Magnus will
meet next I don't know which animal he checked the pinned okay I'm gonna head
over there bro I'm gonna head over there bro this is gonna be fun chat chats is
so good chess is so cool like it's just pure skill
yo yo yo well I don't know if it's what I do but this is what I you know like
11 p.m. You're playing bullet chess. Yeah, you need this like repetitive instrumental music. It's really good for focus
Wait, jimsy. Yo, what's up guys? How's it going?
What up, dad?
Wait, let me you listen to classical music when you play
No, no, I listen to
Deep house like, you know the same beat like a you know studio set over and over like don't don't don't you know just some
because it helps me focus.
Interesting.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, normally when I play chess,
it's just me and my thoughts.
Yeah, but like, do you guys sleep in a silent room?
No, I like to have the TV at a low volume when I go to sleep.
I need to have some noise.
I need to have a-
Yeah, see, I play white noise.
And like, I'm very bad with noise, very sensitive to noise.
So I need the big headphones and I need, you know,
So this is what anxiety feels like, Jinxie.
Give it a few years, you know, you're young,
but in a couple of years.
Lovey, I'm warming up for you in a one minute.
I'm warming up.
Jinxie, I saw your rating.
What was it?
Um, in what and what and what and what and what.
In chess.
But like what mode of chess.
Like, uh, what's your highest, I guess, and what's your lowest thing.
My highest is like 500 and something.
than something and I think my lowest is like 400 and something, but in three minutes, I
think I'm like 200, but I haven't really played it that much.
Okay.
You know what, Levy said before you got the call.
Yes.
He said you can hit a thousand.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
If I actually grind, my chat's going to say I can't, bro, I want a chess tournament,
bro.
Yeah, I saw that.
And you also just hung your bishop for nothing.
What was that?
Well, bro, it's one minute.
I'm not really locked in yet.
I'm so warming up for levy.
Okay.
So do you know how the format works at agency?
No, I actually was so curious on how that works.
Cause like, if we gave levy infinite time, he would be everybody worse than him.
Guaranteed.
Yes.
100%.
And what do you mean?
You could do wouldn't even be a video, bro.
At that point.
Yes.
So what we're doing is we're capping the amount of time he gets.
He only gets five minutes per game and we add one person every time he wins.
So only five minutes only.
Only five.
Yeah.
He only gets both people only get five minutes.
So like think about it.
You only get five minutes, but he might get five minutes for like five different
games at the same time.
So that's like, he's got to juggle that mentally, which just turns out to be a lot.
We did a test game and he was able to beat nine of us at once.
And then we jumped to 12 and he lost.
Interesting. Okay. Wait, Levy, do you know this Seja Kongen guy? Do you know this guy?
Who?
Bro, he's a Norwegian player. He's one of my viewers. He has like 3000 elo in bullet or
27 letters.
What's his username?
Seja Kongen 09. He's like harassing me with games.
But let's not, let's not, like, can you spell that out? Because that sounds like J. Bridge.
K-K-O-N-G-E-N, underscore O-N-I.
He's one of my viewers, and he has,
another one of my viewers has 2700 in bullet,
but he had 2,400.
Yeah, he has 2,400 in three minutes.
You got some strong viewers.
Shackon Gen O-9.
Oh wow, so you get watched by a young Norwegian guy.
That's cool.
Benjamin Anda too, in 2009.
Is this kid 17 years old?
Yeah, he's 2,400 on chance.com, yep.
Bro some of my viewers are fucking sweats. They're from Norway. That is pretty sick. Damn. Look at this guy
Okay, I'm ready to start sorry for okay, so what a week your baby gets five minutes per game or five minutes all together
Five minutes per game, so it's gonna start. It's gonna be you versus Levy. I'm putting you in first. You by the way
Oh, okay, so I'm just playing Levy
To me you are probably end up playing like seven or eight times because
right
Who is my supporting staff a lot of egg if you lose?
All right coming in next is on a
Okay, I mean Jesus, bro. We're gonna get destroyed. You know how good this guy is give him like
The ideas that we add more people but then the people we add get better so then I'm coming in stands
Atriox so it starts to get like a thousand rating don't that comes in whoa
Okay, that's like a hundred rating. That is like a hundred rating. Yeah, honestly, that's more of like a moral support thing
I'm thinking
motivational speech at that point. I mean, then the big guns come out Tyler one
Okay, who's like, I don't know Tyler's RHS
Yeah, you got him on your team. Yeah, bro Tyler was like 1900 elo. Okay
I think about this then and then we got my my boy Nick who's like I think Pete's 1700
So we have like at the very end, we have two haters.
And if we still lose, I have this guy,
you don't know him, because his name's Luda.
He's like one of the best chess players I've ever had.
He's like a longtime viewer.
We're bringing him in.
Like if we're still losing the 1v10,
we bring this guy Luda in.
He's like the absolute carry.
We guaranteed one at that point.
Yo, you're playing, right?
I'm third in.
I'm third in.
OK, OK.
Are you going to brief?
Like are we going to get into this call every time,
and then you have to brief somebody?
Like what's the pace of the games?
They'll be quick. It's going to be like somebody comes in and we just they click it and then we start playing chess
So it's not gonna be that long. So do you have to okay from
View though, let's he's gonna be like sifting through 10 tabs on his monitor, basically
Yeah, no, no, no website made for it. Oh, he can have like 10 boards out in front of him at once
Click the link to the discord right now. It's pretty sick. I don't want to leak it. Hold up. I think it's already to leak, right?
auto. Yeah, it's good to leak, but it's going to log in through
twitch. So you might want to hide that. Oh, yeah, it's
loaded your twitch first, and then you can leak. It's like
all waitlisted.
Well, you had a chess stint, right?
Yeah, I, I was super into chess. I was like the first thing I
ever did that I got viewers with on Twitch. It was the first
time I've ever crossed 10k viewers playing chess.
Was that during like COVID with like Pogchamps and stuff?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was like, same with Jinxie.
I think he was small streamer and then he started chess and...
Bro, literally, yes, bro.
And then chess blew him up.
Dude, you guys are crazy during COVID.
Yeah, it was.
But that was when Queen's Gambit came out, right?
You were after?
No, I watched like three episodes, I think, three episodes.
But I have like Brainrod.
I need to finish that show.
That show's good.
Good ass show.
Okay, all right, Jinx, you show your board. Let's see what it looks like. Does it look good?
Boom. Wait, I just now authorized my Twitch. I'm joining in here now.
Chas Bros vs Pro. Yep, ready? Can I click in?
You want to put your camera on the top right because you're going to be able to spectate other people's games in the bottom, right?
Top right. Put my camera on the top right and then click ready on this.
Yeah, wait, I think I'm in guys. Um, whoa, you're not showing it. Yeah, that is weird. Hold up. Wait, how about now?
Oh, yeah, showing that he's ready. So I click ready. I'm on Microsoft edge. Is that good?
That worked. Yeah, that's good. All right. Can you discourse for me? Share me your game? Yes, sir. And
And do you want to solo this one?
Do you want to just see what it's like if you play by yourself?
Sure.
I think I played against Levy while he was blinds and I lost.
So, okay, I believe in you, bro.
You got this, man, and I should leave the call.
Yeah, you can just deafen if you want.
And then we can just bring you that song.
OK, but just deafen.
All right, I'm going to how do it?
OK, or if you want to talk smack, it's up to you.
Did I leak? Did I leak it?
I'm ready to go.
I am one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Right in the middle.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right, we're in.
Yeah, so I'm white.
The time only starts when I'm.
Oh, no.
You guys ready?
Yeah, we're ready.
Are we starting or is this a test for a game?
All right, boot it up, bro.
Game one.
This is real.
This is real.
Jinxie wins.
You lose, Levy.
If Jinxie wins, Levy or it's over.
It's over.
So wait.
Levy, move.
I want to make sure I'm working like it's working.
Do a move.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
OK.
We ready?
Caracan, you're going to push your pawn, aren't you?
You dare use my own spares against me, Potter.
You're going to push your pawn, Levy.
I am.
I am.
So Levy, are you nervous at all for this game?
I truly could not be less nervous.
All right.
I knew you were going to do this.
I hate we will do that against the caracan.
But my man, this is the only thing I can beat you at
and maybe overwatch.
But you got me everywhere else.
So it's not impressive.
Levy, you should learn Clash Royale.
It's basically just chess, but the best card in the game
is the credit card.
And then, yeah, it's just pay to win.
I was playing some Clash because they
did a collab with chess.com some time ago.
It was pretty good.
I think it was like level 20 or 30.
I don't know if that's good or bad.
Wait!
I'm not even going to take this that serious
because I can't win anyways.
So we'll see what happens.
So my chat is freaking out because the screen
going black every time it's his move even though that's you know this will be helpful when there's
more people playing but okay so you did that which is an interesting move because now I can do this
ah but then my pawn structure no it's fine because then you can take yep all good and then I'm
going to do this boom boom boom we in here we're infiltrating infiltrate the damage find the supplier
And then maybe I could even rip like, bro, Levy, I feel like you're playing a little nervous right now. I don't know.
I'm not talking because I'm stressed.
No, I know. I think you're being nervous.
Okay, Jesus.
Guys, I promise the screen flicker is going to be useful when...
Bro, Levy, are you?
You already got me in a weird spot, man.
Boom.
What now?
Bro, my bishop is trapped by my pawns.
That's gotta be a bad thing.
Ball, right.
Yo, Levy, you're such a tryhard, bro.
Just chill out, dude.
I am a little sweaty.
Chill out.
Okay.
So, all my horses pinned.
Ugh, this is so sick!
What, you just hung your qu-
What?
OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
I'm sorry.
Bro, I thought you hung your queen, Levy. Oh my god.
Oh, I might have hung my bishop though.
You did?
Oh, sweet.
Oh, sweet!
Wait, was that intentional?
It was.
Did you-
Of course it was.
Of course, bro, I just feel like you don't really mess up, dude, honestly, I do, I do, I promise I'll be messing up later.
That's not a euphemism. I will literally be messing up later.
Levy, what does euphemism mean?
It's like a coded word for something, you know, more sinister.
Okay.
Or you know you you you know what euphemism I love you. I swear. I don't know what that means
I hurt fork
No, that's interesting that was the goods I it was it was a good spot dude
Yo, I watched you in speed and that was that was a fun collab, but I I could I could tell he hadn't practiced too much
Yeah, he was basically just reading his chat for moves, but his chat was trolling him.
Bro, where is this?
Oh, Levy, you're in trouble.
That's a good move. That's well spotted.
I'm not, that's not sarcasm.
Bro, we don't even need to add people. This is a very competitive game.
Exactly, bro.
Dude, so Levy, what are the odds of me beating you in chess head up? Is it actually 0.000?
So if you were locked in a room and you the only way out was to beat me in a game of chess
You would spend your entire lifetime in every other lifetime in that room. Yes
And to be honest if the same was for me in Magnus, I actually think like I'd be locked in that room
Also for an extremely long time. So
Yeah, well, that's never get out of the room. Would you ever get out of the room? There's a very very very small chance
Does it draw get you out?
Well, then my chances are higher, but no, probably not.
Levy, my brother, you just hung your queen.
Actually, I hung my knight.
I was too busy talking and I blundered my knight,
but my queen was not a blunder.
Man, talking and playing is-
Oh my god.
Levy, you can't be acting this nervous right now.
This is the 1v1.
Yo, it says connection lost reconnect.
Oh, oh, okay.
One pixel is coming.
Oh god.
So let me just put me out of my misery, bro.
I did.
Oh, OK.
So my my backup is on a pixel right now.
Yes, on a pixels coming in right now.
We got to pay him.
Yeah, I know I was blundering at the end, but brah, I'm not winning this guys.
It's like coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb, like whatever.
Like, I mean, do we Tyler, man?
Oh, I don't get him for a while.
We don't get him for a while.
He's in the call, though.
It's on a pixel. What a big talker T.
Yo, Tyler.
What up? What up?
Tyler, what's up, dude?
Do you think we can beat this guy?
Not much. That wasn't that you got him.
You fucking suck, bro.
You hear me? Yo, yo, you suck.
Can you imagine playing?
I've been challenging you for 35 years.
And you're not I'm 30 years old, bro.
And guess what? I came to Paris and you ran away.
I saw you play faker.
You got on the ground.
I could even come on the lobby for 10 hours a day.
What are you talking about?
I wasn't there at that time.
OK, then you got me.
I had to go at children.
I know, actually, real talk.
Did you get the Chess for Babies book I sent?
You can start training them.
Yeah, I did get that, actually.
That was you?
Is it that?
That's my book, yeah.
Oh, shit, I got that, actually.
Thank you for that.
You got to train them, yeah.
No, but jokes aside, that was a little fucked up,
that they got you out of Paris before we could play.
Everybody was like, oh, Tyler was here.
Tyler was here.
And then.
Bro, you're so funny.
We'll play today.
You were a minute and a half down against Jinxie, by the way.
I was enough. I know you're not bad, by the way, but I'm just saying, dude, what the hell?
Like, you know, you guys say to J.C. like I'm some rock like guys.
And also I'm the first guy to go in this.
Yo, Ludwig, I know what that means, bro. I'm like a lamb to the slaughter.
Like honestly, I just think I think he wants to extend your time in the video.
Jinx, he knows what's going to happen with the viewership.
I mean, I'm just saying it loves smart, bro.
is is is honest to God Jinxie I just like watching you play chess it's like
the only goth and chess videos I watch is when he analyzes your gameplay so I
figure if you guys do that's not true this video yeah he watched all the
recaps of his own games from the Pogchamps so oh no you here oh god yes
yes brother yo I was saying oh god like bro lock in for this this guy was trying
on it I'm here bro we got this shit come on okay only all you gotta do is ready
up and he's gonna be one be doing us bro yeah did you click the website and
login with which yep okay so now it's close to beating him in the one we want
what do you think yo do you think the coughing baby defended the nitrogen bomb
what do you think bro no I got destroyed I took like three pieces guys when's the
rematch when's when's the rematch only we can rematch after this honestly I'm
had a dumb rough all right I think I'm in I keep getting connection lost but now
But I think it was less leak proof. Oh my god, Rhian. We own it. Wait. Now. How do I watch on a lot of big?
I see it in the bottom right
That's it. You're playing also. I know I know but how do I like watch him though if I wanted to
Was a good gentleman
Okay, bro. He's just gonna I gotta do a different thing. I'm gonna. I'm just gonna do boom. What do you got now?
I changed everything
Throw them off with new ideas. Yeah, I'm yes, JC. Don't don't play like a 400 you little player
I've listened to one thing Magnus Carlson. He
Won against chess AI by playing anti chess AI you have to play not like about just make weird
Okay, you're right. I'm gonna do the weirdest stuff ever and just see how that the process is it
You're gonna play against a zero elo player
so what has changed ball right on it what about the night what's going what's
going on wait only I'm beating Levy only only I'm beating Levy I'm not actually
I swear I'm beating Levy because I hit him with the weird moves bro he doesn't
know what to do no I'm actually not on a I'm losing on a I'm losing bro I just
Fucking up the spawn structure bro, what's your name?
What ah, bro, this is so stupid. I'm in a weird spot again got from no front, but that was dumb
Yo, make sure the chat isn't emote only every time I'm in a match, please
Are they gonna help?
Bro, they're gonna try to help bro. Let me do you see how good that move is that I just did by the way
That was a great move. You got out of the danger because because of that move levy. I protected my queen
Yeah, that was great. That was yeah, let's move whoa
Wait, wait, I'm up a pond on no no no
Yes, I can
No, I can't what are you gonna do?
Do you make sure that you castle always always castle bro, bro? I know that be taught me that like day one he taught me that
Did you castle?
No, I'm still trying godly. I'm wrapped up like a gordita over here. I don't know like I can't go here
I can't go here at cheesy yes wait did I move my king why can't I castle levy
did you cheat what's happening you're probably not castling correctly to move
it to square it's not three what do you mean maybe cook now maybe cook don't
move it onto the Rook move it to squares over you see that oh my god oh it's a
gambit chat it's a gambit he wants me to mess up my structures oh my gosh we're
having chest in a bit bro I can feel it like this is bad oh
well I'm ready bro this is a bullying this is cyberbullying video bro like
this literally just no pretty soon it'll be me getting cyberbullied
Levy, please stop, bro. Just like chill, Zaddy. Oh my gosh, he's back again.
Levi, when we blunder, can you call it out?
Yeah, I can do that, but I don't know who Levi is, but I'll let him know.
Wait, what? Levi Chess? No, Levi.
Yeah, Levy. It's Levy.
Oh, sorry.
No, it's okay. It was said with a lot of confidence.
I'm really back with the pronunciations. Sorry, bro.
Yeah, don't worry, bro.
But no, I will not tell you when you blunder.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Yo, One, did you meet Max Verstappen?
Oh, yeah, from like 15 meters away, bro.
I took a video of him. Yes.
Did Kate or like, but did you shake his hand though?
No, or was that cage real?
That was casual.
Oh.
bro i'm just i don't know i can't trade because i'm down seven materials
oh that was bad oh no oh that was bad but but the position was a little rough oh my god
yeah i'm cooked bro i'm cooked i'm cooked oh no you're still fighting them though good job
you made it further than me i think i just wasted three minutes i think i was just wasting three
Yeah, this is this is
Wait, oh no you survived well
No, I did not by time I said 120s wincy. I think you just moved faster, you know
Bro, I just don't understand levy how you just down bro. I
Mean you play it's it's it's I play this for a for a long time
You know bro, but you just sort of like you sort of just break us down here, dude
like I don't guys want so once they start adding players who have a lot of experience games are going to go longer
I'm gonna get fatigued and then I'm gonna have to play fast and I might wonder one of you might beat me
So
Wait lad, we glad we're your clever we got this thank you guys. I used to be I used to be very high rated. I was 1250 I
I
Was born now
This will probably trigger Tyler, but if you played Tyler a thousand times in a row would he ever be you or not?
No, or absolutely what he does
I knew he's coming in
I'm Tyler learns at a higher level than anybody on the planet. So by game 999 he's gonna be a higher rating than you
He's right. That's that I mean you're right, but he'd still lose
Bro, but I absorb information like a like a vacuum. You know, I know I have covered your chest arc extensively
But you will you will never beat me in a one-on-one game ever
So Ludwig, I have a hypothetical question
Do you think it's gonna be one of those things where like when if we do beat him?
It'll be like all of us beat him at the same time or just one guy probably
What the fuck are you doing?
I think what's gonna happen is eventually he's gonna succumb to his, his like brain,
like brains are weak, you know what I mean?
That's why we got computers.
Yeah.
What are you doing, Levy?
Sorry.
Wait, guys, aren't we like much better off if we all instant move?
So his timer starts going down.
That's a waste of our time.
You might, you might get destroyed, you might make some big mistakes, but you can try, bro.
He's nervous, he's nervous, he's nervous, he does sound a little nervous right there.
I'm super nervous.
I mean, if you move in two seconds, the quality will show.
He will eventually lose on time, I think that's true.
Yeah, I mean, Lutz already, Lutz in the worst position by the way, and he has a higher rating
than the two of you combined, so.
Lutz, wait, I haven't lost a single piece, he's exaggerating.
That literally means nothing.
What? Come on.
So take it.
No, it's not.
There's a-
Bro, Levy, you're just so tricky.
I said, I think I'm beating him right now.
I just got to actually think about what he's trying to take,
and then I'll get it.
Oh my god.
Think about what he's trying to do.
What are you trying to do, bro?
But it is kind of chess in a nutshell, you know?
Oh, Levy might have got me.
He might have got me.
He got you.
Wait, but like, like, Levy's beating you?
Maybe.
I'm up one pawn right now.
Oh, what the hell?
That's not bad. I gotta focus in, you know.
Guys, I might win.
Holy fuck, absolutely not.
What's the time?
I was validating his moves while moving on my screen. What?
Am I playing Uliwai?
Yeah, it's me. I'm here.
Guys, remember to castle. Remember to castle, always.
always. Yes, that's a good calm, good calm castle.
inside. What are you trying to do with that pond? What do you
do some snakes? You're like that. It's so obvious sometimes.
Let's do in great. Let's do in great. He will lose but he's
doing great. I see it. Levy, do you see it now? Do you see it
now? I'm looking at your guys's boards. If you if you zoom in,
you can see the spectator boards a little better.
I gotta say Jinxie also doing very well.
Oney, you're solo on time.
Good control.
Yeah, bro, I'm just focused on you guys' discussion, bro.
I'm trying to like chime in, you know?
Bro, Levy is moving against me in like one second, guys.
I don't even know how he's keeping track of three balls.
Yeah, they coded it so that I could see when it's my move,
obviously.
But I mean, it's not Hax.
Yeah, now loves.
No.
It's so fun.
God.
I'm sorry, bro.
Jinxie's playing the best.
Really? You actually did that?
Yeah, 100%. You have the best position. Everybody else has lost and you are doing very well.
Dang, Yumjunko. Thank you, bro.
Good shit, Jinxie.
I think trading might be bad because it makes the position less complicated, you know?
bro the whole game is bad like it's there is no advantage you can i i promise
oh dude let us discuss our stratagems uh you can kick me out of the vc bro i think trading is good
i think trading is good though honestly because that's the decision
What are you doing, Levi?
Sorry.
Oh, I see.
No, I think training is good.
I feel like I have you on the ropes, bro.
I mean, yeah, you might, you might even material.
We're even material right now.
I'm not even kidding.
No, that pawn's kind of scary, though.
Yeah, that's getting on bad.
He's plus 15.
Wait a minute.
Let me, you just hung.
Bro.
What?
Hang my bishop.
Wait, but am I hanging checkmate? That's the question.
I don't think I am.
Wait, how do I defend all my pieces at once?
Bro, you premove. What the fuck? He premove.
I don't even know. What?
Oh my god, Levy's so smart. I think I'm coked.
No, I bottled that! Bro, I thought I had Levy dead to rights. I actually bottled that. Oh my god.
I did. I did. I did catch you.
Levy, you are so my oh my god. I'm dead guys. Locked in. You can beat him. No, it's
all right.
Can we backseat or no? Can we backseat?
Of course. What do I do here? What do I do here? Are you watching?
Yeah, that's your night. Oh
I got my night. Yep. Thanks
Chimsey's up
Who's alive still a lot of it still a lot of it. I'm still I think I could win this one. I think you can win this one
That's right, bro, I think I can win this one
Okay, we need to bring in oh it's time for it's time for E Rob
Oh, bro. What's E-Rob's rating?
E-Rob's pretty good.
1k. Wait, that's good.
What the hell? He got a lot better.
Yeah, he got a whole bunch better.
I coached him up a little bit.
E-Rob beat Tyler at pod champs.
What the?
OK, three years ago, Moron.
Why'd you say it like that, Ludwig?
You knew that I didn't say that.
Hold on. This is your brother.
I'm trying to glaze him.
Bro, that's good, E-Rob.
Yeah, I'm not bad.
Come on, Eric.
E-Rob.
E-Rob, link, hop in.
You know how it works, yeah?
Yeah, I'm ready.
E-Rod, were you a kid?
Did you ever punch Tyler in the face?
Yeah, so the last time we got in a fight,
me and Tyler was on the freshman in high school,
and I had a negative KD on his Halo reach account.
And he got mad at me and started yelling at me,
so I punched him.
Oh, now, OK.
What did I do?
I just let him hit the board with my ass.
But it's the best Pan American story ever.
Tyler, you're a real gamer, dude.
You're a real gamer.
I don't remember what I did.
Yeah, we got in a fight.
You got grown.
Were you asset reach?
Were you that bad?
No, I wasn't.
I was just kidding.
He just wanted his 2.0 KD so bad.
He thought everybody cared so much.
Nobody gave a fuck.
He will check 4.5 back then, right?
In high school, because I had a less than 1 KD on God.
Who's the better gamer?
Europe or Tyler?
Hey, what question is that?
We did a bro versus bro.
We were your coach.
What do you mean by that?
Bro, he's a five-year-old challenger.
Four days.
Tyler's like certain games, but I think you're all better across the board exactly. Yes all around gaming on better
But he has like two games where he's like
Three years ago, and you beat me by one game I played five different games guys. Let's focus. It's not sorry each other's
I was against Levy true. I'm okay guys. Come on Tyler Tyler
I love you want to give advice to feel free bro feel free. Thank you. Yeah, I'm a thing you guys. Good luck. Okay. All right
Right.
Like literally just make levy work for your pieces, bro.
Like don't give them away.
Wait.
Play defensive, no?
Like do a crazy defense like.
I think he pees on the board and move quick, move quick.
Let's click.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just bro just really lock it down.
Lock it down.
Build a castle.
Make sure to castle and just move fast.
Sock, you got the castle smart.
I should have a human right now.
Bro, I need to stop doing this car recon.
Like, good God, he just has the counter.
I feel like what do I do about that?
Every opening I do, he's going to have a counter, though.
I mean, come on.
Come on.
Yes.
What do you do?
Wait, what?
Neve, am I doing the hippo?
I watched your video on time, but I forgot.
Bro, I don't know.
I don't know.
But it's very, it's good.
It's good distraction.
I like this.
OK.
I like, uh, right now, now it's getting nice and fast.
Now I'm not sure about the constant, constant.
Can't castle.
I'm so watching this.
Oh, my God, Levy.
What's up?
I'm, I'm, I'm done doing the car.
Come because you just, you have to push the bar on every time I'm done.
That is, that is a thing that I do.
He am.
I'm actually fricking done.
fuck oh no oh my god no it's a trap you're trying to use your bishop you
fool I like you I like that you said that like
said okay but that was that was pretty that's pretty nice but if you do watch
You were supposed to be the good one bro. I haven't played a long time
He robbed you just talked about good. You are you's got mated you are not 1000 you know by the first one to get mated
Yes, bro. Yes, that was a warm-up right?
Bro, Iran. What the hell man
Did big T play on your account?
No, he did not levy. Do you want a queen trade with your boy?
No, I rejected it. Sorry, bro. How does let like, oh my God, I don't understand. Why can't I take a single piece?
Yeah, this is bad.
That was a good move.
Bro, that's just so.
So does the collab still, does the collab still go if luck gets a draw?
If you, if you draw, we have four games. If you draw two games, you lose.
So you still made another game, GG.
I don't think it's time for a pity droll. I gotta beat you. Okay, fine. It is what it is.
Okay. I gotta slip it into this pocket here. Bro, Levy, your palm structure actually turns me on, dude.
I respect that. Oh my god, bro.
Well, that's actually a good move.
Bro.
I have him in check right now.
He did have me in check.
What?
He did have me in check.
That is a thing that happened.
Yep.
I'm slightly humiliated.
Wait, Ludwig, you're winning Ludwig?
No.
I had him in check for a moment.
Well, I had you in check, Ludwig.
Let's not say no, no, no, so quickly.
You did have me in check.
wait for realsies
uh... you're saying
and i said that
rob what's not the gameplay watch and learn
i think this is a
no no i can't uh... guys are doing great he's hit three minutes
it's actually so big actually
it is big
bro levy
i just took your night i just took your night you did you did take my night
and then
Maybe I could do this.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, na, na, na.
Oh, baby.
Put your hands in the scapes of us tonight.
Oh, na, na, na.
Yo, Jinx is locked in, man.
Thank you very much.
Very well.
Legitimate.
Like, every game, every game has been.
What?
I didn't see that either.
Jinx last survivor.
Two runs in a row.
Braum is playing defensive and smart I think. Oh, yeah, I mean you took two and a half minutes off his clock
That's good, bro. But look at what he's doing. Look at what he just did though. Oh
My god, oh
Bro, oh my god, I resign he just faced it he just faced it
about
It's all right. It's in Queens gambit in like episode two when you lose your queen life value resign the guy said you resign
Yeah, you resign
Good plays. Let me Jesus. I don't like to know
Okay, all right, what's joining us come on stands come on, baby. What up gamers?
I've got good news for everyone here
And that is it the last time I played levy. He thought I was a grandmaster cheating through my ear
When that's that video we did levy work
Yes, the video is the video where you actually embarrassed me on YouTube yeah, and cheated you actually played super well, though
I'm gonna go take all really quick guys 30 seconds. All right, take it take one take it more wash your hands
Okay, guys, what I have a question. Yeah, please if he allows like deaf and discord
Yeah, yeah, he can defend.
What if we just like spam chest notation at him?
You think like, because I think he's just locked in.
What if he just got like EQ four, Q five, you know?
No, I think I think I think at this level,
I'll probably defend because actually playing five games
and then talking is impossible.
But I'll be locked in.
I'll be locked in, guys.
I got to lock in.
So you are right, Tyler, that we have him at the point
where he's cracking.
Like it's very obvious that Levy is starting
to fall to the pressure.
Yeah, he was under 330 there.
Yeah.
I think the most important part is the first one minute.
What about a King's Pawn, Levy?
Are you doing Queen's Pawn every board?
What about white and black?
How do we do this?
I've been keeping it pretty consistent.
I've been keeping it pretty consistent.
Who's sound am I echoing in?
Oh, it could be me.
Is my shit fucked?
I don't know if.
I think that's good.
Might be a sense.
All right.
People want to assume.
What's everyone's peak rating?
One, what's your peak rating?
Your statue account on 1,000, right?
I dropped down to like 400.
That's my peak.
OK, OK.
Stands with your peak rating?
Like 1380.
OK, E-Rob?
1,070.
Wait, 1380 is good.
I mindlessly play a lot of chess.
Stan is you're 1380?
I was, now I'm like 1250 now.
I had a baby and that shit went downhill.
You didn't have a baby, okay?
All right, I mean let's-
Buddy, thank you, you're right.
Happy Women's Day.
Ghost with the Five Gifted W. Ghost in the chatter.
That's those, beautiful.
Do you want a chest for baby's book?
I would love a chest for baby's book.
I mean, what's your peak, Elo?
3000, right?
3,120.
Oh, you're at your peak right now, right?
No, no, no, I've dropped, I've dropped.
I had a terrible couple months or a couple like three.
I fell off hard.
I fell off hard.
Hey, Tyler, you and I both know we off like fire peak,
couple hundred points.
OK, I do one of the things.
This is your life.
It is my life.
It is my life.
I mean, you didn't have to go there, but all right, now
that's fine.
Which number do I need?
I dropped on it.
You named it on me.
Get his head.
Get his head, Tyler.
That was great.
All right, boys.
I'll be deafening, and after the round, I'll come back in.
Oh, it's getting worse.
I didn't want to say in front of him the strat is to move as fast as possible.
Okay, okay.
It's not going to work out.
It's not going to work out.
Oh my God, the fake deafen.
Okay, come on, come on.
Bro, I keep looking at the top of the screen.
It just says I am.
Bro, I keep looking at the top of the screen. It just says I am
Wait, so it's Levia international master in the USA or
That's worldwide
What it's international master it's everywhere
But if I you like represent a country for that so wait, he's what does that put him in in like world rankings like top what?
I have no idea you should ask me a great question.
Yo is he starting against y'all he hasn't started against me.
He started he started.
He started.
Oh, nervous.
We got him guys actually we got him.
Yeah, the fact that he's all ready to come in.
Bro, you got some big hitters in here.
I didn't think you were going to get like 1000 yellow players in here.
I got some shooters and he's been I got some shooting.
I didn't know we were going to get big talk at tea for this.
That's big bro.
comes in that's gonna be he's gonna spend some time on you Johnny I'm like
second to last yeah he asked for you to go later he did I mean here's the thing
for us he's actually bothered you to all our games as his job right so he knows
exactly what we're all gonna do when we're gonna do it yeah cuz he gets he
gets paid to watch us play chess well played
That's what you said
Guys pre-move on his ass trust. Yeah move fast. I like to remove yep smart
Wait for one point though just to put him in like a time blender
Yeah, yeah, yes the hardest game for cuz if any of us lose right if any of us like a
Get checkmated then it becomes like infinitely easier for him because he has to deal with less people. Oh
True. Oh my god, you're right. The first minute is the hardest minute for him to win
If you look at his screen, when you're out, it's actually very confusing to do all this.
Yeah, having to look at his POV, I kind of want to check that out.
Guys, remember to cast the Queen's side if you can.
Smart.
Wait, what?
Queen's side, it's like more defensive, no?
Good god, stop.
Can you just stop giving advice, bro?
It's offensive for sure.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
My bad my bad
Yo, I'm actually even material with him and I made him move his queen back. I don't know how I did that checked him one time
Like a lot yo, I don't think I'm doing that bad this game. Wait, don't you check them? I
Mean he said you were different bro. Yeah, it's one of the big rules with chest to never move the same piece twice
I made him do that. I
Made him do that is that is yeah, that is like a thing. Oh, yeah, I just hung my rook all right
It happens bro. He's just like he just breaks me down
It doesn't even look like I'm blundering and then he just makes me lose the material
Yeah, I hung my rook I already nice so I guess sacrifice there. No, I'm an idiot
No, you're not
Thanks, Brad. Well, I'm not just from levies B.r.b. Like actually
Oh, it's crazy the board's lighting up. It's freaking me out on his B.r.b. Ah connection lost dude chat
Look at Levy's PLV.
Look at Levy's PLV.
Yeah, I'm like, that's all right.
Like, this is just insane.
Now, it's got to be so.
It's almost like playing a safe opening,
but it's like impossible because he knows everything.
Because he's really fucking good.
Well, yeah, that's how it's saying, like, whatever you do,
he's just going to know the counter to it.
Like, but he does.
He does guides on my countering openings, man.
Especially, like, every common opening,
he's going to know a counter to it, dude.
Chad, what's like the weirdest opening ever that like is just psychotic?
Do you think you're going to learn it during these five minute games?
Evo, there's no way!
Yeah, I guess.
It's fine.
It's fine.
You guys are doing so good, though.
I think honestly Tyler's opening is probably like the most unorthodox opening.
Tyler, what is your opening, Tyler?
Ow!
Wait, what are you doing, Tyler?
It's a cow.
I threw my two ponds.
King, Queen, Tide, Pond, up one.
He's good.
What?
Santa's cooking, by the way.
Santa's cooking.
Thanks, brother.
What happened?
He's got jumpscapes.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
You got this guy right here.
He's a bit nervous.
I'm missing something.
I have a tactic here, I think.
Oh, I hear Gotham.
Is someone watching him?
Yeah, I was just watching Levy for a second.
Ah, my queen.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry, guys.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Okay, it's okay
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're doing so well right now. Keep it up
He's almost at two minutes of a stance Tyler. He's just bending me over a table, bro
He's actually bending me over a table to
No, I'm not I'm down a minute. Oh really? Oh God, what's it on a check made a juice?
I thought we shouldn't see heavy.
I got to take this.
You got this. You're good on time at home.
No, but I'm just trying to like...
Bro, he's not even worried about me.
Good chess players make the game fucking miserable.
It's so unfun to play this dog shit game.
We just got to break his mental until we get...
We can't let him break our mental because Tyler will come in and he will sweep.
My mental's broken. My mental is broken.
Okay, what about this Nick guy? Is he good too?
Nick's good. Nick, Pete17, I think.
OK, Tyler, what's the like a last resort here?
Like the guy's a king.
Oh, my God.
Wait, Stance, are you even in pieces, bro?
No, well, yeah, yeah, technically.
But he's up a pawn and it's not looking good for your boy.
I got this, bro.
He's trading down with me.
He's actually how he thinks he's surviving so long.
Because he's he's saving.
OK, because I think he's good.
You're all watching none.
Yeah, actually, watch and learn.
I think what he's doing guys, I think he's using me as like a time bank. So every time he plays me
He just plays the battery. Oh my god. Checkmate of me. I gotta watch this guy's POV. This is disgusting
Yeah, he found that which is crazy. Wait Ludwig, should I end my screen share or no?
Oh, yeah, you can edit you can edit
Unless Tyler's watching this. I want to watch one of these POV bro. No, I'm on a cousin
All right, I got my queen to get trapped bro
Yo stands you're doing good
Fucking said stall them out. I just got mated come on stand
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You want a 1v1 him from over. Yeah, 1v1 me. Yeah, let's fucking go
back now it goes all his mentals open yeah yeah yeah yeah
yo stands you're two dogs in a fight here stands i'm giving you a lot of
praise i gotta say this is uh i'll be watching those clips just like what
we'd watch the podcast this is can i say
we're really i think we might win next round because next up we have i
i think i don't know if you guys know atroc he's uh magnus carline am i
smoking ding dong slevy yeah i hung a fucking bitch out
shit clear comps wait are you just gonna win clear comps i don't think he's gonna win
oh shit you're up come on stand wait wait wait wait wait he hung why he hung a bishop
he yeah he hung so stands it stands up a night stand up a night
guys he hung a bishop is he shooting again is that what's going on here guys stands it
actually up right now and look how fast stands is moving stands just deaf and bro mutasol lock in
What the fuck?
Wait, Stan's my win.
He genuinely could win.
Nope.
And they traded down.
Good check, Intermezzo.
Super Intermezzo, yeah.
Really, he entered my Mezzo.
Oh my goodness.
That's a free pawn.
Oh, the trade?
Oh, you can't take the trade
because then he gets a queen?
Who the fuck is this?
Oh my God.
Stan's cooking your ass.
Wow. Oh my god.
This is very impressive.
Very impressive. Then should be very
proud.
The rule of the square. What elo is stands? What elo is he?
Peak 13, but he's like 1200 now.
Lud bullshitted me about these participants bro. That's what. Dude he's a 1200 level
level player lovey it is what it is yeah he is it's pretty clear to me he is
oh my god he's marching
wait who's winning that way it's scary because where his king is oh my god oh
Oh my god, oh my god, he only has like one square to go. Okay, made it. Oh
No, Tyler, is he gonna drop the
No, you just get to Queen. Oh, no, it's gonna be a mate on the other. Oh, you're so lucky me
Wait, there's only 40 seconds that love he has though
Oh, they both only have 40 seconds. Jesus.
Wait, Levy might lose this.
I'm straight up, I'm straight up losing.
Wait, who's the king?
By the way, guys, if Tyler wouldn't play me 1000 times, he would never win.
Who's the king? Who's the king?
I'm the king.
He lost.
The king is just Levy. Levy might just lose right now.
He's going for a ladder, mate.
The game's over.
You see Muraing.
Is he actually though?
But how is your 1,100 player beating international master?
Yeah, he got me.
Wow.
Oh my god.
Wow.
What?
Come throw him up.
That's crazy.
Dude, he clutched the whole game every trick that I said.
Oh my god.
Damn.
Hey, you should have saved me for last little pump.
I was arrogant. I got in the chat and he forked me and the way he clutched it was insane dude. I
like serendipitous. It wasn't it wasn't planned. That was crazy. Yeah, I was I was on the bride
tricked him like three or four times and he didn't fall for a single thing. You you were
you were going nasty mode. You for going for the the king rookmate. You thought it was
Jinxie for a second bro. You can't be doing that. That was the only thing that I could
I mean, I also thought you just the move you found to like
Yeah, do you chance have a no yeah, it might be it might be
Wow, they're saying they're saying you got anal beads in your mood
Mario go see on stream to prove it so head on over
Damn 1350. Wow. Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, run it run it run it run it back run it back run it back run it back
Well, wait a minute. Hold up here. You lost, bro.
I did, but you got on a pin. So we're going to play a thousand games now, one on one.
Yeah, here's the point.
It's over, bro. Sorry, you lost your point.
How about White Bash?
Well, I did it.
How about, do you want to add one more?
I don't know. I feel kind of bad.
I really thought we were going to get to, like, 10.
What the hell do we do now?
I don't fucking know. I don't know.
I'll drop out. I'll drop out.
No, no, no, no.
I think stay in. Let's see if he can handle one more.
Let's see if it was a fluke.
Hey, this is the year of the upset in the UFC and it's clearly the year of the upset here. This is crazy
It tip it tip if you haven't thought about it
You gotta lock in on the boards where it matters on my board. You can like go a little bit easy
You can waste a little of time late game. You still smash me. Are you giving
Bro, I
Wanted to be here for a little bit you have to focus on stanzas sports not on jinxes isn't mine, bro
Hey, have you ever lost to a 1350 ever in your life?
Yeah, is that your first time?
That was my first time.
That's crazy.
Wait, what's up, what's up, what's up?
I feel like you're another like pocket stands, bro,
like also about to go crazy.
They call me many stands, bro.
I'm going to try to do what he just did.
These guys are horrible.
They shocked me.
So this might be a chat.
Is there a way to see what stands accuracy was in this?
Bro, I don't know man. I get it. He's 5v1ing us, but like, bro,
me and Oner are like useless. He's basically just 1v3ing like Ludwig E.
Robin, bro, I don't know.
Tronic for a pleasure, not business.
So it's funny, because it's funny.
Oner said that because the whole time I was like, I got to lock in on this board,
got to lock in and then I was winning and then he like came back and then I was
like, all right, now it's time to win. I literally read you in voice chat to talk
shit. And then I got.
And stay deaf and stay deaf and bro.
Yeah, I think I think I think stay deaf and stay locked in.
It's crazy. All right.
All right. This is this is one more.
I'll give you one more life as your revenge tour, because really,
I just want to see Tyler hop in.
He needs the YouTube video to work.
He's going to cut out.
Stand is going to come out.
Yeah, it's not going to be in the video.
I'll just cut you out, bro, for sure.
I ultimately take this place.
All right, I got to center myself.
You know, lock in, bro.
All right, all right, let's let's do it.
This is it.
Hey, Oni, you got any advice?
You've been giving everyone advice the whole day.
Castle Queenside! Play Defender!
He's on the defensive side.
Ladyfans of guys.
You know what I was thinking about?
I swear, that makes sense.
Just move the horse back and forth.
What is he going to do?
Like, he can't break through the wall, right?
That actually seems nice.
Like, repeating...
Ken, you guys said...
Wait, Stan had 98.2% accuracies.
What was Levy's?
Let's see.
Wait, I have an idea!
Like what happens if you just copy all of his moves like
The way I'm trying it. I'm trying it. Wait, wait, wait. When's that?
Well, it works for like 10 moves though. Sure. Okay, and you can do it fast because you don't have to think about your move
Wait, am I am I getting troll? Yeah, I can't move on
Have to on the boards. I don't know what's going on. Oh, yeah, I can see that auto
My man, I'll be your quota though lovely. This is actually sick. Like this is smoothie
Yeah, shut up. I did it. Tell me your website, Otto.
Well, we got it ready back up.
Yeah, ready back up, ready back up.
Tell what you want me to say.
You stand. Ford color. Yeah.
They said you played at 98% accuracy.
That was the game of my life.
I mean, that was sick.
That's just blatantly cheating, then.
No. Yo, what?
It wasn't actually 98, right?
Hey, I promised you I didn't cheat.
You can watch.
No, there is no way that you could ever get 98
98 against the player of his level it's literally impossible
Literally impossible, but it's not the caliber because he played that is true. I wasn't playing at my caliber
There's not a shot playing golf guys. There's not a shot. Well stands when she's zero percent
All the first time chatter saying cheater is really lame. I promise you I didn't cheat but
Dr. Lupo situation
That was pretty crazy. I'm sure that that was pretty crazy. All right
Yes, here we go. Here we go.
If it gets to 10, we are bringing in.
Everett takes, bro.
Whatever it takes.
OK.
Remember, remove early, guys.
You move early, Castle Queen side.
Yes, yes.
Ladyfans and copies moves.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Thank you, coach.
Thank you, coach.
Oh, he played King Pawn.
Taking the center like an idiot.
And so you've been really silent.
You're doing good.
Yeah, I'm locked in, bro.
I'm trying to just survive a little bit longer here.
Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Huh?
Let me see.
Yeah, look what I'm doing.
See, this is just weird, right?
He's never played against that.
OK, he's doing the same thing against me, which means he probably
knows what to do.
Fuck.
Interesting.
Ooh, China kept my pulse actually good, I think, right?
OK.
Guys, you're not only crushing him on time, you're not only, you're not only.
OK, OK, you got some skills.
Castling Queens, like.
Yeah, good, good, good.
Chance, good.
This is my best about it yet, right?
Thank you, bro.
Strangely, if I get the big back.
Oh, no, that's trouble.
Wait.
Oh, that's so brutal.
When he's he got a blunder in night like he diverse stands.
Yeah, honestly, it was really nice when he made the game a lot easier.
Oh, don't do this, don't do this, don't do this, don't do this, don't do this.
Oh, that's what that chance.
Yeah, we just instantly moves against fucking six.
Oh, wait a minute.
How's this guy instant?
Dude, he got really mad about losing the stands because he's
Yeah, he's locked in, bro.
He put his blinders on.
Wait a minute.
I think my queen's trapped.
My friends.
What is he doing?
All right, any plan?
Yo, is anybody going to win on the third round now?
Yeah.
Does it feel like they're running or close?
No, I sacked a night to try and get swaggy.
Yeah, I'm going to try to get swaggy.
It didn't work.
Okay, boom boom boom
I'm actually like tied I think I'm definitely not tied but I'm tied a material at least I'm not tied in position
That's good. That's very good. Yeah, I know
Oh, not weak you got made
What the fuck's going on?
I tried it's always advice. I did what he did it. No, you're not doing like oh, he's doing it, bro
Hey, don't put this on me. No, bro. I'm not
by the blame
All right
We'll win
You see this is the fucking slayer
It is stands me some twice I miscount it
I think you win
No, every time it looks like it's a good trade you just like has something prepared to swim me don't take a straight throw
Yeah, I don't know what to do actually in this specific situation
just play the fan to then jinxie he's on time we're not yeah okay if he takes that I take
that so I'm actually here let me just chill the fuck out here let me just chill out fuck are you
doing wait what do you think you're doing he moves so how is he moving instantly that's
what I don't understand Jesus actually how are you doing that he's pre-moving like what the
Oh, fuck.
Yes, Nicky String, I think he beat us.
What the fuck?
Fuck, you know what?
I was thinking the same thing, String, you said sense.
Shit, Chad.
What the hell?
He offered me a queen trade, guys.
He's, I swear, he's nervous.
He wants to put us down on pieces.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Holy.
But you know the cool thing about chess is, like,
After like 30 moves, the game you're in has like never been done or repeated ever.
Isn't that pretty cool?
Usually less.
Yeah.
It's insane.
It's sick. It's badass.
It's cool.
It's so cool.
Like you're in a one of one game once you get to like 30 moves.
It's like no one else could have done as bad as I did in this game.
Been there, brother.
Um, okay.
Oh, he's nervous.
He keeps trading.
He's.
He's nervous.
the ropes bro clutch it off pretty fucking good at chess it's the problem
there's no stands but wait a minute i actually have a good chance
we have so many people in life we got this bro i'm i'm burning his time up this is my
best game yet for sure i'm just playing annoying trading everything that's me
He's a smart.
I feel like I've got him on the ropes.
Wait, Stan.
Are you beating him or trying?
No, I'm getting my ass kicked.
No, I'm getting my ass kicked.
He's put me on the line.
What?
He's deaf and bro, he's locked in.
Turn on Chuck Fish again, bro.
I'm joking.
Yo, Levy just hung up on against me, guys.
Cook him.
Really?
bro I'm up upon against levy rosman wait what the hell
cook that fraud oh no he's gonna check mate me oh god guaranteed me oh man i'm not like i mean
i can sacrifice my queen and then it's guaranteed me i gotta make a challenge on that yo i'm beating
levy guys i'm not even kidding i'm beating levy easy money baby what if it's the last time the
the worst the most. No, he just takes and then moves down.
First crack, bro.
Okay, I'm no longer beating Levy guys.
But yo, I had him though.
Um,
can I do that?
And then he does that.
And then I do that.
Sacrifices.
The rook.
It's pretty now he's the late game.
He just stopped premoving.
Oh my God, I just realized the clock don't even have his late game is crazy.
Oh, my God, that was my best game yet, though, for sure.
Once he got you, he got you.
Yeah, he kind of closed the jaws.
The scorpion sting.
All right, that's one month for me.
I'm ready to go.
And next time I got him.
Yo, does anybody feel like they're doing good right now?
No.
No.
OK, you're up.
You've been silent.
This is great.
Yo, Tyler, what did you think of me in that one there?
great everybody great we've got so much time you're thank you in life but you
need a sec pieces it was ass bro you have to buy time for it for somebody else
yo what if we all just move as fast as we can random moves and he can't be a
play guys bro chat look at Levy's using a hundred percent of his brain power
yeah I want to see his screen I think he's locked the fucking bro yes six
chats or if you win in this bro that one was imagine you're on the line for a
stalemate make their boards bigger auto I mean oh he could have got lucky
Let's say that again boss, sorry
Plus on the screen you can see other people's boards bro guys. I feel like for how like who I'm playing against
I don't think I'm doing that bad seriously guys
It's a pure vision game
So much
I
Yeah, I'm gonna move faster chase I do ideal
You know, are you the king? Are you black?
two pieces, including a good game, guys.
Hey, great job.
You're not.
Great job.
Good shit.
Oh, guys, I had to be locked in.
I had to be locked in.
I had to be locked in.
Somebody in my chat said, I was not.
I was winning that game at the end.
And somebody in my chat said, offer him a draw every turn until he missed.
I mean, I'm not.
No one.
I really just thought I was gonna win the last game
Opponent is probably GG again, so you're probably not gonna get past this round, you know, Dante's
I just checked all-time peak 450 currently sitting around 230 it's over
Yeah, I enjoyed that I enjoyed your your League of Legends streams
Hey, by the way, I am now being accused of saying stands you cheated and that's insane
stands. I did not say that you can watch the stream back because we've played before.
That's that's correct. And unless this is like this is like a punk video. I did not say
that and just let the record show I am cheating and it's not working out for me but it's not
working out. No. All right.
Um, okay, it's also no you should actually accuse me as unique as that's hype and good for the video
What does that have to do with anything? Oh, I'm just saying I don't know you got like a history
I don't know if there's a problem there or something. It sounds like you do know. What do you know?
What do you what do you know? I don't okay
This is a 1. 1v1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, a 1v7.
How do you feel, Tim?
With Dante's, we're rock solid.
We got this easy.
After this, if we lose, we get Tyler.
Oh, God, I think we have a good chance.
Not a big who's the 10th.
Muda.
That's a long.
You will not beat Moon I promise.
You will not beat Moon I promise.
Now guys, if you're in a winning position this round, just...
By the way, E-Rubb, that round, did you like have an energy drink?
Because you played really well.
I was just playing slower. I'm warmed up now.
Let's go baby.
I was gonna say.
If you guys get a winning position this round, someone should just lose on purpose so that
we could get Tyler.
Because you guys can't beat me again and then we put in Tyler, you know what I'm saying?
So just cut that out of the vod.
If we beat you again, it's just the Tyler vs. Levy 1v1.
We're just going to watch that.
I don't think that's going to, does he want that?
Yo, Levy, I have a new strat by the way against you.
All right, all right.
Sorry, bro.
I'm busy.
Apology to you.
Yo, what are you doing?
Chat against Levy.
I'm going to offer him a draw every turn.
yo levy i have a new strat i'm just going to say that beyond the lookout bro
oh that's it okay i thought i thought all right we waited a long time but that's all that we got
all right no problem we had a lookout no i'm just saying like just me know that man
i'm locked in i'm locked in i'm ready all right good luck guys yeah yeah
it's levy definitely what happened to you in that round i was hearing a lot of whining but not a
a lot of peace. No, no, no, no, no, I'm just getting warmed up.
But now I'm ready. I'm locked in.
I actually think I think playing slower is smart.
Oh, I mean, I was going to Castle Queen side.
Castle Queen side number one thing.
Chad, I requested my first straw.
It's Castle, though.
What you want?
Jig see actually did it.
You see.
Yes. Yes.
I knew it.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
I just drew goblins.
I just realized that's kind of cheating because then I would be playing the one less person so we got to probably undo that.
Wait but I thought Ludwig said two draws counts as a win.
Nobody's drawing a game. It's only going to be a winner or a loss so.
Alright, reboot it, reboot it, reboot it, reboot it.
I was going to do that after every turn bro, just hoping you miscollect or something.
I was going to, yeah I'll do it. Maybe later.
They get 1050 moves.
That's kind of genius.
I like the quietness. I have a new strat and it's just pressing offer draw.
It's having fun.
Okay, come on. Lock in boys.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Come on, come on.
Doctor, is there any advice?
I actually want to know advice. Should I move my horse first or my pawn?
No, no, no.
Ladyfensive, try to control the queen side, bro.
Okay.
Build a castle.
Take control of the center.
Okay, I got connection lost
Okay, they're invalid move over back, okay
Dude, how is that? How is that genuinely legal?
All right, let me rounds from eight. I got him I got him safe moves safe moves
Roll out it. It's so quiet
Thought this wiser queen in the middle of the board and no other pieces have moved
I'm going full agro right now. I've unlocked maximum aggression
Bring bring her back. Bring her home. Okay. Okay, Bill
What's wrong with Lin?
I'll be honest, I'm in a lost position already
What is that you stance? Yeah, I fucked it. Can I say that nine? Yeah
Okay, I actually got back in school back.
We'll just got you up.
I'll say something.
What the fuck?
He just complimented you.
It went to his head probably.
Oh my gosh, I got him.
I don't think he knows about Ampassant.
I just never get that shit.
Cooking blood, cooking, bro.
He's gonna go for it.
He's playing so weird now.
What?
That's the plan.
Oh, I know, no.
I actually got him, I actually got him.
Oh, am I gonna get him?
What was the desk plan? What was the desk plan?
No.
All right.
Bishop out.
I'm not got him.
No, just go back.
But then you're not calling his queen bad.
Sorry, what's up?
I feel really like he's talking shit, bro.
My chest telling me.
Dude, he got one stance, one like something turned in him.
Like, I know he's not the beast.
Yeah, no, he actually got filtered
because of his chat with what's called a washed up.
So he likes.
That was so good to a boss.
He's been doing switch.
That's
Locked in levies my goat, bro. I love his videos. Yeah, you can teach him a lot
We need to learn something our guys have bad news
My games not looking too hot
Yeah, I mean, I think most of our games aren't looking too hot if that makes you feel better
Okay, I'm just in like a blender somehow
Yeah, that's right. He's cooking this time by the way. This is he's flying. He's going crazy
Bro, I feel like I'm just slowly moving all my pieces back. I mean Jesus
I'm killing myself
Yes, I wasn't buying any time a two-year-old can wait for this position. He got me dead of rights
I can't believe it says Resignal.
How are we getting worse?
I know.
I think he's getting better.
I think he's locking in.
Does anyone have Mooda's number?
Jynxie bring him in.
Oh brother.
I feel like this is a good play, but then I just lose my shit.
Bro, he's actually so fucking good.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Wait.
All right.
Well, next one's our big chance, right?
Tyler One joins.
We have a lot of people.
I just don't know what to do.
I'm going to be honest.
He played, he has doubled the time this round, but then he did last round in every game,
in every single game.
What changed? What did we change?
I threw. Are you guys all doing the same openings?
Maybe no, he's switched up on me and he's putting me in the blender.
I feel like I'm lost by move four.
Yeah, I'm lost before move four.
I moved up.
But I don't know what to do.
Honestly, I don't know what to do.
You didn't let me get in the world in my play against.
We really needed the Queen's Head Castle.
I mean, all right.
That's what I'm saying, guys.
That's what I'm saying.
All this is my castle.
Yeah, no, you're you're so right.
Bro, I'm just out of lost words.
That was I bro, he actually fucking destroyed me.
Yeah, I mean, he destroyed all of us.
Yeah, he's not.
But that was like the most helpless I've ever felt, guys.
I just slowly got squeezed out of the game.
I just like I just felt how it's not a lot of not a lot of squares I moved to
dance. How are we doing?
Stand here. Bad, bad, bad. I'm down down seven points and he's trapping my queen.
OK. Oh, it says what you're down.
Oh, I was down 14. Where? Oh, I see.
In the corner. Yeah.
One is down 10.
Oh, hey, hey, focus on your game.
I don't know paper lop up my games
but I got to be okay.
Well, you're watching after
James, you're not doing bad.
Bro, it's bad.
I mean, I'm done.
It's bad.
It's really bad.
How are we going to do that?
He's like a boa constrictor,
bro, because I couldn't do it.
He said I couldn't find a move.
Wait, whose power went out?
And.
We can't lose stands. Yeah, if we lose stands, bro, Gigi, when his power went out, like his
stream's dead.
I'm going to play for his phone.
Yeah, he did.
Oh, gaming.
Bro.
Oh, interesting, bro.
Levy loses and stands loses his power.
Oh, my God.
Oh interesting bro levy loses and stands loses the power. Oh my god
Wait, how do we keep doing worse am I crazy?
I think he did better. I think he did better. I think it was more
High focus your game, bro
Showtime, baby
Oh
Listening in and out comes bro. What's our call no, no, I can't do that
Levy wondering sorry sorry go ahead
Levy how are we doing worse? Did you change something or did we got did are we playing worse right now?
I don't know bro. I was expecting to get to 910 and then stands just beat the shit out of me in that game
I don't know
his power went out you know anything about that Levy I mean I can't confirm
or deny that I have people at the power company
starting everywhere bro no no I didn't I didn't do anything I promise maybe you
guys are playing worse on purpose to get Tyler in because you felt bad wait do
We have all the players because Tyler's not even on my screen.
I don't see.
How do I ready up?
Click the link and press ready.
Just waiting.
Yeah, where are you going to focus the most?
Where are you going to focus the most?
Where are you worried about?
I learn, obviously.
More than.
Constance plan to suffer.
Is that possible?
There's no shot.
my website will work, but he could talk about it.
Oh.
Autumn, it's your website, bro.
We got to be better.
Yeah, sorry.
I should have designed it for mobile play in mind.
Mobile play.
I should have thought about the power outages.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Mr. Levy Rosman.
Yeah.
OK.
Are you ready?
What is this, 8-V-1?
But stands is gone.
I think we might have to swap stands out.
Oh god. Oh, we lost.
We got we got.
We lost our goat.
Squeaks, plays him.
But what do you mean, castle technique, guys?
I'm not ever winning this.
Now, you can win, bro.
My goal is just to trade material and waste his time
as much as I can.
By the way, are these games saved anywhere?
Yeah, I have all the PGNs.
Oh, it's going to be a sick recap of playing a hundred games
in like 20 minutes.
Welcome all into the analysis.
Oh, my god.
That was you called this in Claude.
Or actually disconnected.
No, I never thought, man.
I am an RTA.
Thank you.
Yes, thanks for the same internet went out.
Well, boogie.
Oh, shit, you guys are on the wrong nod here.
All right.
Hello?
Pookie, do you hear us?
I hear you.
What's going on?
Pookie, I just need you to hop in this chess game
and just do your best here.
OK, is there a link?
Yep, link is.
I'll drop it again.
And then can I just ask your max ratings there, Pookie?
I unrated. I would say like 200 or something. Oh, God, no variable.
No, like the fact that I'm so late into this challenge, like you guys are actually fucked.
It's not even going to be close. We're replacing the stand.
Oh, we're good, bro. Walk in.
Oh, and I'm in a counter strike match right now.
So I'm going to be a little wielding.
I go up, I go up, I go up.
Are you playing with a new pet?
Did you get a new chicken?
Can you guys hear me?
We're back.
Oh, it's in the back.
My internet's back. Sorry.
It is that was that was wacky is auto dead to no, I'm back as well. Okay. Okay. Great. Okay. If I leak the URL. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.
I'll get you the next game. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. I just had a sweet swapping for you. Oh, that's fine. Dude, we're short time.
I'm shaking right now.
I can't wait. Oh, if you want, you can play. No, no, no, you play you play you play. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's actually better.
You hop in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you love him. You are a counter strike.
Okay. Yeah, sure.
Hey, good luck guys.
I am refiring over here.
Chat. Well, I'm still like, guys, I don't, again, let me say this, bro.
I don't know enough about chess to say if he's cheating
or if he cheated in that match or not.
I cannot speak on that.
But if it was like R six, I could say if someone's cheating.
But bro, that is crazy.
A 1300 player beat Levy.
Like, I don't know anything.
So like I can't just make a brain dead statement. I'm gonna assume that he did not cheat is my guess
And let me just blonde the fish up and he was good enough to win with the lead
Okay, okay, go to you. Yeah, I go to you. Yeah, bro. It's a ghosting all the way down
That's my bad, so I said, so I say yeah, yeah, I said, I said, yeah, brats will show
Okay, you're still invited. Yeah, you're still invited
Oh, okay, I'll check.
Are we good everybody ready?
Sorry about that.
We're not on it.
Tyler, what are you doing?
Should I do the cow?
Accusing before investigation is L move.
Exactly, bro.
I think Levy just messed up his bishop and then the guy was good enough to win.
Like Stan was good enough.
I doubt he cheated to be honest.
Levy said he doesn't think he cheated.
I'm the father!
Oh, I forgot to mute.
Sorry.
I
Let's go
Come on okay, if it was 98% accuracy he cheated 100%
But not I'm being told that chat was lying about that like even levee's chat was saying that
She doesn't even know what his actual accuracy was in that game against levy
Wait that's a bad idea
Okay, wait, Tyler did this?
What is she going to do?
What do I do?
Is that a game bet?
Am I going to get fucking pawned?
Okay, I'm going to defend for this game and actually try to lock in.
So chat, why is Levy, go to Emoto next.
Why is he giving me two pawns for the price of one?
How could this ever be bad for me?
Why is he giving me two pawns for the price of one?
I feel like I'm already winning like how is that ever going to be bad for me?
I guess I could undefeat and I'm not that intelligent.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
He takes your king or he makes it so you can't castle.
Well, bro, it's all about time.
Just be ahead.
It's levy like dumb.
Okay.
He's giving me three pawns.
He asked to have a check mating sequence.
Brother, he has to have a checkmaiding sequence, but like what even is it?
What is Levy doing?
I'm beating Levy.
Holy shit.
I'm beating Levy.
I thought he had like a gambit.
Bro, bro, I can win.
Bro, I'm beating Levy, guys.
I'm actually beating him.
He's threatening my bishop if I move my knight out.
Maybe I could just do something like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Bro, I'm beating Levy Rosman.
Oh no, he checkmated me.
just now saw it. Fuck, bro.
Yeah, what the fuck was that opening?
I don't I was so confused.
Was that all part of his plan?
Dude, he's so smart.
Oh, my God.
What was that?
Bro.
Come back.
Levy just did the coolest thing ever against me.
I thought I was winning and he checkmated me.
He's so good.
Yes, I thought I was winning.
I
Danish gambit oh Danish gambit
Does anybody feel like they're doing good right now?
Look at Tyler dude. He's up by a minute 10 seconds
Yeah, I'm looking not doing that either like he's on the run for his money. I
Don't know if I believe that
Oh
But it's done to us up in your what I just got wait to chatter deafen. Oh guys. Yeah. Yeah
Bro, let me just call Tyler a scrappy player
What I've checked me in one move if he doesn't see it
Just for the grind Tyler down in the lunch around my queen. That's a nice move by queen goes to
Lot of like he saw it. He saw it
How do you know he said it in his team?
All right, I tried to be a little tricksy. It's okay.
Check. I have a check.
This is really little ninks.
I haven't lost the piece yet. I'm going to wait on time.
Same, same, same, same, same.
Oh, wait, Chad, that's not a game.
But guys, it's not like I can say any information
that's going to change the verdict of the game.
There's no stream sniping really in like I'm not going to be able to like see a good play. Oh
See he's smart
That's why he's playing really fast
I think my game is even he's doing what they do and I think my game is even he's doing what they
do in league which is really funny yeah my game's even didn't he just like lock
up the position that makes two of us minus two this game's kind of winnable
well um Tyler is doing so good guys Tyler's up two minutes I know Tyler
couldn't win on time he's at a minute 30 we just have to stay alive for you Rob
How are you doing he's straight up just locking up the position he's gonna stall out the clock. That's pretty insane
I've made a massive mistake
Really
I clutch this I'm doing a rook lift. Can I clutch this?
Oh
Tidal you got this bro. Just please lock in
My god, so good. What if you just like blundered his queen or something 55 seconds. I love you
Has no time
I'm gonna put her guys. She's not 30 seconds. It's me. I think he has a for it
Like it's a virtually a draw here waste this time. Everyone make a lot of moves make a lot of moves
I have to suck something. I think I think I think I don't blunder
guys guys guys I was wrong here guys I'm not kidding everyone coordinate their moves at the same time as Tyler that way he has to respond to everything at the same time
yes that's kind of W everyone move on three two one move I did it I did it
every move on three two one
Tell you should probably deafen and lock in bro
Tell remember you have so much time bro relax you so much time. He's the one with the
in the corner.
Dude, that-
Watch the old video, it's awesome.
It's so funny.
I rode into getting mated.
Fuck.
Should I trust that you guys fuck me?
Hold on, lock in bro, you got this.
That's not that bad.
I think he's been saving up his skill
for this exact matchup.
Oh.
This is legitimately so impressive.
My game is dead even I'm gonna be Tyler I think my games winnable guys
Yeah, you just have to both grind him out time wise
This is so winnable. Oh, yeah, yeah, one. Oh, no, don't troll. Don't roll. Oh, that's great. Oh
That's not
Wait guys, don't forget Ewebs also still in
Ewebs doing good
Come on, come on
What's game is it's not that is he deafened? No, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here lock in bro. You're doing good. I
Can I just do this does he see and I beat him in the race I
You do you do you do wait
Fuck
Fucking throwing up I feel like throwing up
Exactly the feeling
One mistake you're gonna get punished look in just move this move on you find that second queen
Bring move second queen, bring move second queen, maybe.
GG, GG, nice job, bud.
Yes!
That was, yes!
That's my goal!
I'm going, baby!
Love you, baby.
No!
Did he do it? Has it got him?
That was nice.
Hey, Tyler, how was your game?
Wallace, I do dead and rights to the draw, you're panicking.
I bought time for everybody else, cinema, cinema.
Woo!
Woo!
Ludd.
It's a big game!
That hit!
Ludd is the biggest inter.
He spent the whole first rounds losing on purpose.
And I was like, he's way better than this.
And he played really well that game.
Dude, it's just because you gave me the Scandinavian.
It's just because you gave me this candy.
No, you were cooked.
That was.
Oh my god.
You're a hero.
All right, I'm gonna win this one.
Shout out to you all for the fun time.
That was good.
That was good tonight.
I'm gonna talk about why you, dude.
Look at how mean Levy's chat is to Levy.
Nah, I'm unsubbing.
You lost.
He's like 1v9ing six players that are above 1k.
Like at the same time,
like look at how mean they are to him, bro.
Dude, when I was watching Levy's POV,
I don't even know how he's getting tracked.
That is actually impressive.
Yeah, I mean, you know, team player, I don't want you to draw as the thing.
I was going to try by as much time for them as I could.
Yeah, you were playing so fast.
Actually, us muting was probably better than all talking.
My analysis of the last game was just Levy was so focused on Tyler
because Tyler had like three minutes on him.
So then a lot of it got snuck in and one and I and I and I knew.
No, actually, I was I relaxed against lead because I was like, oh, it's
Rookin three versus Rookin four.
Then he got the the rook trade and I was like fuck. I'm losing like there's nothing I can do
So that was clutch and I saw you
Shit guys
Hey gg. Oh shit. Good shit. Good shit. Good shit. Oh, so it guys we all did great round of applause for all of us
We did that team effort. I just want to say people to be the pro or one thing
This shit is so fucking hard the pieces are so small
They are so
Yeah, I could switch it up anytime if anyone wants to give it a shot.
Did you blunder because of that one time or not?
What?
Did you blunder because the pieces were small? Like did you misclick by accident sometimes or not?
No, no, no, no. I honestly, I was stressed the most against Tyler because he had three minutes against like 40 seconds.
And I was like, oh, this is like, this is really bad. So I locked in on that game.
And then I was like, oh, you know, I was also winning against Lud for the whole middle game.
Then somehow I missed my chances.
So I was like, whatever, it's just going to be a draw.
And then he just be fucking copying. He just copied and I'm losing immediately.
like it. Now he's got one difference. Bro, that's cinema.
I think I sneak attack a lot of big guns here. A lot of weight.
Do this again with Magnus Carlson or Hikaru.
All right. And then get
after you look at what I'm so evil to say that.
Evil. They're like one in two.
They are world number one and two. They are. They are good.
They are good. I'm not even.
I run into people they think I'm so good. I'm like top 2,000 in the world, man. You got to get Magnus to do this
It's good. I mean, I mean, who was that who said that was that stance? Yeah. Yeah, but you almost beat me twice today. So I stalk here
Guys, I don't even mean that in like a toxic way. It's just like bro. Magnus is like
Literally a human computer. Okay. We run it back in three weeks. Uh with uh with Magnus recar
Yeah, I just want to say, bro, like Levy at the end when I died in three seconds there watching you play nine boards is actually the same.
Like I don't even know what any of what is happening. Like how you even keep track of that.
It is it is pretty exhausting. I will say it's actually harder to play. We got to run the blindfold back. Let's do five blindfolded games at the same time.
That'll be safe.
I'm down. That's what I'd be.
Yes, that is safe.
You do love the.
Keeping track of five blindfolded games at the same time is brutal.
You think you're better.
It's a lot of this.
Hey, GGs, guys, thanks for the invite.
Because this is time.
Hey, thank you.
Thank you, guys.
GGs, GGs, GGs.
Thanks for organizing this.
Yeah, that was great.
Now, because here we have five minutes on the clock each,
and blindfold, we could have like 15,
so I could take a little longer.
But, uh, bro, guys, how is that, bro?
How is that disrespectful to say Magnus?
Guys, Magnus is like, Levy is a, dude, Levy is a chess god.
Magnus is literally the best player ever.
that's not bro like guys Magnus is literally the best player ever you know
hold up you're pretty good at these at what do you see the bars and like you
are good bro all right my threes are all right that was that was God on my back
that shot with Wendy how do you keep track of that many board simultaneously
on a time so so when I when I play oh on a timer no fuck no clue like that's why
I blundered a couple of games because at some point you just like can't keep track of everything, but blindfolded I
Actually played blindfolded with my eyes sometimes open sometimes closed like when the blindfolds on my eyes are open
I just see the boards like I see one board then it goes to the next board then it goes to the next board and then I
Come back and when I'm
Caffidated and my brain is working. It's very clear
It only gets weird like 30 moves later when I'm like did only move upon did like did somebody put a bishop here?
So it's hard after you play like four or five blindfolded games at the same time. You're um, you're exhausted
I've been exhausted before like mentally
Fuck you up in those if we do weird moves, though
Like if we didn't yeah, it does. Yeah. Yeah, if you guys played really weird blunder something you wouldn't believe it or
No, I just like would forget I would forget that like a queen because if you think about like a chess game, bro
Why are you guys typing he trying to ignore it like I hate this comment what ignore what?
What am I trying to ignore if he moves into the game?
I'm like, is there a queen on the left or where is it?
And that's, that's really, we'll set a blindfold, Simon.
Yeah, but what do you think that almost every
hybrid chess player could take on 10 men at the same time?
Blindfolded or no?
You got to be like top.
Probably top 100 top 200 in the world.
I don't think below that you can really.
Yeah.
I'm honestly, I'm not sure even like a Magnus or Hikaru would do it consistently because it's so exhausting and time has to be unlimited.
There's like no timer. I don't know, but it's crazy, right?
The world record, how many games do you think somebody has played blindfolded at the same time for the world record?
A hundred.
It's probably like 50.
12.
Yeah, it's like, it's like 60. 60 games at the same time.
Just imagine, just imagine.
60 games at the same time like how against total beginners or what that's even possible
No, I'm mix a mix like a mix of that
You have to know who you're playing like it because that way you you know like you you gauge the way you play
Correctly
Somebody told me somebody told me after yeah somebody just wrote 98% of them
that was not great for me.
Wait, can we see something?
Tyler, you down to play Jinxie Dantes in One at once?
Ooh, wait.
Ooh.
I'm not.
Yeah, Mr. Confidence, bro.
He's definitely going to stop.
He's definitely going to stop.
Mr. Confidence?
I'm going to take the three on that.
Dude, that is, Levy, who would you bet on in that, Levy?
Who would you bet on?
probably Tyler no disrespect just yeah yeah but you've never seen him like he's
never done Simon before well what's up sorry I'm thought of you what is it are
you down to try a 3v1 you versus Jinx C. O'Neil in Dante's me three moves right
now right now sure I'll do it fuck it did it how do I do it all right
on a screen share that's enough in the thing by the way that is extremely hard
What the god was doing by the way guys, just a raw clear
Let's go put your money where your mouth is bro
Three boards
I'm deafening, I'm deafening, and I'm starting my music.
Oh, wait, wait, it's a share screen, Tyler.
I got to exit.
Guys, guys, we need to coordinate this, though.
No, I'm going to do a classical music method.
How do we expect it?
Uh, we're going to a stream, I think, they said.
But he's going to be playing copyrighted music, no?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's on, it's on, it's on.
Dante Schonkel, what are we doing?
Just play defensive again, or what?
I'm doing classical music.
Okay.
Do we move fast? Do we move slow?
Wait, the music is fun.
just now just worry about moving perfectly he's just doing his like early
game again the thing the cow master just become the music bro
I'm going to do the hippo.
The bobbit's camera, everyone knows that.
Everyone knows that, dude. The better mammal.
Wait, I'm hanging.
Oh, nice.
He's just building a wall as well, but if he never attacks, he's going to run out on time.
It's true.
It's opening.
His opening is very non-combative, so he stays back. You can't win by staying back.
You're not trying to move.
Sorry, is that allowed?
Ah, it's definitely not a... no.
Okay.
You're opening white?
No, he's white.
I can check him, yeah, I can check him.
Check.
Aren't you always saying, guys, we have to castle, and now you're not doing it?
Oh, wait, you're right!
I saw three checks out here, you gotta cast a castle.
Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
I mean, I'm not coaching, I'm just, you know...
So I don't this is currently in a league game. Yeah, I try to get my team
Guys my birthday is the best. So trust me like I can multitask. I'm good. You're at it, brother
That's for most people play now the QF a league and they play chess
you drop some stuff dude drop some UFC references drop some Magnus Carlson references
am I I didn't want to distract you guys no I'm all right here we go Tyler's attacking only with
F5
Pretty scary. Oh Dante's lost the Queen. That's that's
All right, all right, all right Dante's this is getting a participation trophy on is trying to fight off the attack
Jinxies Jinxie got the Queens off the board, bro. He's got the best chance right now, but he's down on time
On it's a big big couple of moves for you. You got to survive this. Oh gosh, okay
I
Don't decide you winning your league game at least
We're two and a half minutes, and I try game my team to the gym work
no
I learned leak
Okay, no
No
Let me you make it addictive though
I
Just played like two weeks of fortnight for this fortnight tournament and I'm already addicted to that so it's I
I can't get a I can't get a real I get second third fourth fifth, but I can't win. It's man frustrating
All right
Chainsy looking good. Yeah, James. You I feel like you leveled up this this about them
Look at this move look at this move three two one. You see that suck. That's the bus move. Absolutely. Yes
Absolutely very nice move
That's the scoot yeah
You're a really good coach, but the the moves you make don't match what you teach. You know what I mean?
You got a oh, yeah, wait, let me castle. Yeah
Either way by the way like
There you go
Jainz he just has to speed up, but it's hard to do that
Yeah, it's hard to do that without messing up
Yeah, you played really well against me, but slow and then when you sped up you you made mistakes
I
Cannot believe I let Ludwig beat me
He's still here
Thank you step and watching he's he's commentating this for the is he coming in his own you've heard the short
He's gonna make a short
Yeah, I'm sorry. Let me be a thousand videos on this for the next five years. That's that's that's
I'm not sold. I'm happy to lose. I don't mind. I just you see this on the chest dude. We got this. I believe in us. Oh
Oh
Man
Can they win this from here?
They're on the verge of it getting very hard to hold because they don't have a lot of time
That was a big moment. I think I think there was a bad trade on a should move your e-pons, but now you're in trouble
No, see your light squares are very weak. I was thinking about moving my e-pon, but I don't know
I just thought of it no sense
That's yeah, that's usually
you are one move away from getting made it by time he did not buy time he got
made it all right what's number two oh man he's up on time in both so that's a
little yes he is now it's getting tough in this jinxie game jinxie is the hope
and only you gotta not get attacked your bishop is a little little ass thinking
he's thinking wow he's very good yet he's very strong Tyler has a field for
the game not when he played me but other games I'm he grinded this is
unbelievable in my game his pattern recognition is very good very good I
I was you can't I always tell people who play five-minute chess you don't want to get down more than a minute, so
You're both doing good. Wow. Jinx. He's about to fucking win. I'm done his position is amazing
I'm trying to buy time
I
Yeah, the Jigsaw games even he can win up for the century, dude. Jigsaw got this bro. We're all watching
I'm making a lot of fun stuff like about
There's so many viewers bro, I think Jigsaw beating Tyler would be a bigger upset than stands beating me
Peak 2000 like that would be insane
Do you see him sweating?
Yes.
Don't make him nervous, but he's crushing it.
Rook in the second rank.
Oh, God.
Nice.
Oh.
Well, on it fighting too.
Damn.
Okay.
You guys are inspired.
Gotham's watching.
You can't fuck around.
We're down on time though, John.
We're down on time.
What do we do?
Oh my god, only just keep keep keep being annoying. Oh, they just stay alive as long as you can
Beautiful boy
I'm trying that says you actually into that's wrong
Jinx you're sorry son, bro. I was one move away from check meeting him. I swear
We're buying time junk or a little bit maybe
You're doing so good on it. Oh
Oh my god.
Let's get over here.
Yeah, it's me.
Wait, what?
Oh my god, but only in 30 seconds.
Oh, wait.
Yo, move, move, move.
What?
Yeah, I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Dude, you're going to win.
You guys are pretty fine.
Hey, chill.
I made it to Deffin.
Deffin on AF captain.
He's too slow.
It's too slow.
20 seconds.
Yo, guys, it's like the second you have to.
You have to.
You don't need to do it.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
There's too many pieces. It's hard to get a checkmate here.
Oh, wow. He's going to get grind.
Funny, it was time.
Yeah, I just lost my queen. I'm done.
He has 10 seconds to waste.
Oh, you had a win.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, guys, it's happening.
You're holding up in your brain. It's like, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, like 10 seconds.
That's how I lost, bro. That's how I lost the winnig.
Okay, you were cooking, bro. You were cooking.
Okay, we're, we're...
Yeah.
That's why I'm your man. Your queen's gone.
Better than that, right?
Junko, I can buy like four seconds. I'm gonna try to pre-move everything, alright?
Okay.
Oh, no.
Oh! Oh, they! Oh, they!
Yeah, yeah! I'm taking a queen!
Look, changing to winning!
I'll make it off, I'll farm a draw.
You see the pop-up? I'll wait seconds.
Only only only only watch my game just keep checking it
My god
I
Want I want on time I
Literally I literally beat out of one
He's free moving jigs you need to remove
Oh my god
Fuck me!
Oh my god, you fucking suck!
You fucking suck, Tyler!
You fucking suck!
I can play three games!
I'm the best of my life!
You fucked me!
You fucked me!
You fucked me!
Fuck fuck it, dude!
That is so cool!
Oh I didn't see your fucking queen all the way in the corner!
But I couldn't see it.
You're the girl at the door.
That's cinema, bro.
That's crazy.
you up Tyler that was on me.
I had it, I fucking didn't see his goddamn queen all the way in the corner.
The 3v1 is crazy though, I was watching your POV, it's like so stressful at the start.
Yeah dude, it's so confusing.
Yeah, I know he's got nothing.
You lost to me bro.
You lost to me.
What the fuck?
I didn't know.
Let's play right now.
You lost to me as well buddy.
I'm gonna play right now for a million dollars.
You lost to Guntas and Chas.
One million dollars.
You lost to me.
You don't wanna play for the rest of the year!
Tyler, Tyler, you lost all of us!
Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler!
We have better than you at chess!
Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler!
I was taught a quote, bro.
The latest is the greatest.
I'm never gonna play you again.
I'm never gonna play you again.
That's it.
Let's go!
We can't be hyped about that, right?
Hey.
How did you call like a random 3d 1 on a 1?
It went down to like a last second.
Like I don't know that was beautiful. That was unbelievable. Now. It was over like I saw I thought I had the best position
Jinx it was defending and then I look at this at the thing and Jinx is making a queen and I'm just like there's no fucking way
I like losing to three Silvas in League.
Yes, just 30.
Bro.
Yeah, roll up a percent.
People.
30 percent.
Yes, I lost 33.
No, it wasn't 30.
It wasn't 30.
Yeah, actually, I think you guys both looked like 70.
This is a lot of fun.
I appreciate you all doing this very much.
Thank you for setting it up.
Thank you.
If you're down, I'll try to set up a blind simul with some of y'all and maybe one against
T-Car, same idea.
Oh my gosh, I don't forget me right now, okay, that's right show one me one one
We're gonna do five minutes or ten.
I think five, huh?
Same as we did before.
Yeah, five, come on, come on, come on.
One quickie, bro.
Let's see, let's see.
Paws, holy shit.
Paws.
We'd be tighter, bro.
We'd be tighter.
Yes, bro.
You actually helped so much by draining his time.
No, no, no, chill, bro.
That was you, bro.
Oh, Nate, how do we play?
Wait, how do we play?
I have you at it, I think.
It's just an own-a-pixel or something.
Yeah, I mean, no.
It's real only, real only, real only.
do you want to do uh 10 10 subs
uh i'm down for whatever bro i'm down for
whatever you rinsed me before i'm ready to get rinsed bro
shisei boom i added you you see oh you're not accepting tremor quest
uh oh shit let me see no guys tyler didn't agree to wager he never wagered
oh my god bro what chat i checkmate it's out of one
Well that was actually cinema you were at like five seconds he was at like eight seconds suck
All right, except except
Yeah, I need a high-fives right now. I'm not gonna like
Fucking
Jinx you have no idea you throw what is sake ts a k
Suckers like she's like trying to do it
Do I not have your Adam, bro?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
Chinkzzi with two eyes.
Chinkzzi with two eyes.
Don't show up.
Okay.
Chinkzzi with two eyes.
Let me see.
Online.
I send you a friend request.
Wait.
You're six and over.
I think I don't see it shows our standings. What the fuck?
Ever beaten you
You know, is there a way you can send me a game request. I'll try I'll try in five four three two seven
Challenges got it. Oh my god. Good shit. Oh my god. Jing janko. Here we go. You're one. Be your one. Be your one
I'm gonna know this is it. This is the one
Wait, don't move yet don't move yet
I'm gonna order a tuxedo for this wait five seconds five seconds
Yeah, I'm moving suck closing chat. Here we go. Jack. Oh, good. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck
Mod to it only
Just doing the same shit, bro
I'm doing the nastiest defense you've ever seen buddy
bro you're not ready for this janko I'm doing the hippo it's like the most
nasty defense bro like you can't break through you can't why is it you will see
bro you will feel it this is how I bought so much time against style bro he
couldn't break through
Bad at chess. I don't care what's in there. Bro, you're so lucky. I'm not quite done yet.
Tato, you suck. Bro, you lost.
What? Fuck my life.
Bro, you lost to me in our first match.
I'm out. Back to league.
Fuck you, Audi Pixel 2.
Sorry, sorry.
My bad, my bad.
Bro, you lost.
Love you, bro. Peace.
Like...
Yo, that was my favorite person to beat, bro. He actually gets mad.
I didn't do his head, bro.
Oh, hey, I shouldn't push.
I shouldn't push.
I don't know how, but I already messed up my pawn structure
over there.
I like that, actually.
Wait a second.
Wait a second, Junko.
Bang!
Three minutes are running out of time.
I think this is good.
side do I want to do it with probably this
Oh, no, the time looking me start penetrating that ass now.
for me, baby. Interesting. The faster you get your rooks to look at each other, the better.
And I think I won that battle.
Oh, I see what you're trying to do.
No working, buddy.
No working.
I just want to pump the towel.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Does this make sense?
I think so.
No
You need to move
time to get nasty baby, time to get nasty, no risk, no fun, I expected this play from
Yeah, I'd like you did show it
Really not falling for that buddy
Free pond that's not gonna be my last
I'll wait that ass.
Interesting.
Do it.
backrank mate right backrank mate backrank me fuck are you saying buddy what
oh you have that I didn't see that what do I have I don't see what I have
Jesus wait oh my gosh wait a minute but if I do this you can't do that because of
that so if I do this wait I'm actually at nasty I think I'm dead I'm actually
actually nasty.
Wait, what?
Because I can't take it.
I can't take that!
Oh my god!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
My dick!
Oh
Hey, no
You don't you doubt that another queen bro, that's cringe
You're so annoying
Oh my.
Perfect.
What?
I feel like that was about to play by me.
Well, what if I got a queen, buddy?
What if I got a queen?
Wait, Onew, watch this, watch this.
Okay, I'm watching.
Ditch.
Bro!
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
All my life.
You don't know how to checkmate, buddy.
You don't know how to checkmate.
You don't know how to checkmate buddy, you don't know how to checkmate.
I'm going to be in the open, what are you going to do?
Do it!
Oh my god.
Am I winning?
Am I winning?
Let's go, bro!
Not bad!
That bomb would have turned into a queen in a nanosecond!
Yeah, but you wouldn't have got getting checked, bro.
Your head's changed.
Oh my gosh, GG bro.
Bro, Junko, you beat me seven times.
I haven't beat you once.
Dude, I don't know what it is when I play you
I extra lock in, bro.
I mis-mate nine times what you had to say.
Yo, GG's on there, GG's, baby.
GG's, bro.
How many subs do I owe you, bro?
10, 10, 10, 10, 10.
Really?
OK, all right, all right.
Bro, Junko.
GG's, bro, GG's, bro.
Have a good day, ONA.
Have a good day, bro.
Love you, bro.
You too, baby.
Peace, peace, peace, peace.
And then there was one.
Chat, one more thing.
You know that music actually upstuck you on the chat
with this one.
It's one gift it's a scam.
Chat, um, guys, I got my trade offer.
I got my trade chat.
Now change the trade.
What do you guys think of this one?
Should I do this?
Yes or no.
Should I do this?
Chat.
Should I do this?
Should I do this?
I received Jamir Gibbs and DK Metcalf.
9 million years?
Yeah, absolutely not.
Why?
I hit you in your games.
Yeah, he would be my starting QB.
He'd be my starting QB
Bro, but it says he loses
You guys think
Guys, I receive Gibbs, Matt, Kaffin, Love.
I receive Gibbs, Matt, Kaffin, Love.
Oh, I get why it's confusing because it says you lose.
Chat, I'll punch it in here.
I'll punch it in from how it looks from one of you.
My bad.
Chat, let me punch this in for y'all.
Let me punch this in for y'all, boys, bro.
Guys actually lock in because this could win this could win me the league this
could win me the league so here you go chat they receive Drake London Matthew
Golden Lamar Jackson have Lamar is hard to get rid of them I love Lamar and I'm
I'm forgetting one guy, Jamonte Williams.
I receive Jameer Gibbs, no, no, no, no.
I receive Jameer Gibbs, what?
I receive, what the fuck is going on over there?
I receive Jameer Gibbs.
Yeah, Penex is back.
DK Metcalf.
And I don't even know Jordan love doesn't even need to be in this trade. I could just waver somebody that's Jordan love.
Why would you want DK? I don't want DK. It's just to trade. I need a flex option.
Somebody said take London out.
Chat, run a poll, yes or no, what do you guys think?
Metcalf ruins it.
Wait, so chat, I'm sure you would also offer me, like, let me call Sal really quick.
Chat, what if I got Mike Evans, or instead of DK?
But if I got Mike Evans, or do you guys just think that I have to keep?
Yeah, low key though, chat, when I look at this, I'm trading away my second round pick,
my third round pick, and my fifth round pick, and Matthew Golden, who after Jayden Reed gets
injured is like the Packers, you know, main guy besides Christian Watson.
Guys, but then I would have JSN and Gibbs, but then I have no depth, like I just have no depth.
Bro, why don't we just do this without the QB swap?
Scared money don't make money. I don't want Jordan love.
South said give me 60 seconds. South said he's ready to call.
Yo, Sal, what up?
It's good.
Bro, I feel like we're close to making a deal here. I just don't really want to get rid of Lamar Jackson and Jordan love.
Jordan love is kind of trade bait because like he's literally a waiver player. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I mean, okay. So you admitted to trade bait.
Well, no, I think like you just need a quarterback back like he's better than anything on the waivers unless you like, oh, Nick's more but I like love more there.
Yeah, I think I threw in DK I could also do I could either swap I could do McLaren or DK I probably can't do I know you said Evans or DK I can't do Evans.
I can't do Evans. He's like, for me, I haven't been pretty close to Juventa like rest of season. I prefer Juventa, but like they're close enough to where it just wouldn't make sense for me.
But I will say JSN is my number two player rest of season. Gibbs is my number one. In my opinion, you would have the two best players in fantasy and the chlorine or DK whichever person you want feels like your need to like, you know, pick up Tina and Alan on the waivers or something.
It's your call. I'm good with this deal. I think I lose this deal slightly, but I'm okay with that because of my situation with injuries. I just need healthy bodies. And I want to beat Mason. That's kind of a point in this. I can't go in three.
Look, we got off on a rough start. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. I got to face Mason this week. You know, we can come together here.
So but the problem is like the QB swap is where you lose me
I'm down to remove Lamar and you just remove DK and love and we do Gibbs for
Golden, Javante and London
Yeah, that's I thought about that more. I can't mostly because
Like if I project out my lineup every week
It's basically the same points with a lower ceiling like without Gibbs Lamar adds back to that ceiling because like I would say
My team would then have basically no players who could drop 30 points in a week Lamar would be that person who unlocks that
Dude chat, why are you guys confused? Let me hear you're still live right now. I thought you just called me. No, I'm streaming
Yeah, I'm streaming. I've been sweating this out all day. I was doing a chess gauntlet for two hours, bro
I like South we can make something work, bro. It's just like I don't want to because bro the trade
I'm looking at is I
I don't really care about the solver because your solver says you lose mine says it's fair trade. It's so inconsistent
I'm basically trading away my second round pick my third round pick my fifth round pick and then like golden who?
Skyrockets in value with Jaden Reed being injured
He's already getting targeted a lot which he's like a perma starter on my team
You could almost argue that golden's probably better than DK like I just think this trade. I'm losing too much just forget
Yeah, I mean, I would say Gibbs is two players in one, like I would say Gibbs is a walking.
I mean, there's a good chance he averages 27 fantasy points a game this year and most
weeks he's going to be in the 30 range.
But I mean, there's an argument to be made that Drake London and Givante are less than
Gibbs every single week in a starting lineup.
That's why I want the access to the Lamar ceiling.
Sal, I just, I can't make this one work for I'm sorry, like I can't, it's just I'm giving
up too much.
What changed in the past hour you you were in if I threw in a DK. It's just Lamar, bro
Like that's my baby. Like I wasn't I was on the toilet when I read that. I didn't even see Lamar
That's crazy
Like sound it's just Lamar dude. Like he's literally and we're in a six touchdown league
Like you get a passing touchdown. That's worth six
I think that makes Jordan love more valuable or like a way to our quarterback. I think it nerfs Lamar, but obviously the Mars great
it. Bro, and then it's also like Drake has panics back. So Drake's obviously not a fucking
eight point receiver anymore. Yeah, I think that's factored in. So I am down to make this
deal work. But if you don't want to give up Lamar, that's also fair. But you would have
Jason in games, which is probably like, you know, starting at 50 points a week, I would
So it's starting at like 45 points a week.
Yeah, I would have JSN and Gibbs, but then I'd have,
my lineup would be like Diggs, Josh Downs, Metcalf.
I mean, I guess I'll think on it, Sal.
But if you still want to do the three for one,
I'll do it, but I'll think on it, I guess.
Sounds good, yeah.
I'm probably out on the three for one.
I don't even know if there's any way
I can make this better on my end.
like I don't have much.
I can't add, I can't add both McLaurin and MacCalf.
That'd be too much on my end.
Yeah, I don't have much.
Like Mark Andrews, I think upgrade your tight end,
but it's not really that big of a deal.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I, I'm sorry, Sal.
I just-
You're about to blue ball me.
This whole past two hours, I was like,
oh, I'm about to have to do this.
This would be the biggest deal in Flock League history.
There's a big one week, year one, but this is way bigger.
Bro, can we just like quietly remove the QBs from this and just rip this?
It's not quietly.
Can we just?
That's like an eight point per game difference, probably.
Uh,
So you're just desperate, bro.
Like you're 0 and 2 and the boats are burning here.
I'm trying to throw you a life raft with that, but like you're overdoing it with Lamar, bro.
It's OD.
No, I think, I think, uh,
Well, yeah, I'm fucking desperate.
What do you mean? Of course, but a bad fucking spot right now, but I don't I don't think this is I think you're two and oh and you're in a position
Maybe I mean there's a chance next week. You could still acquire games
It depends how it goes, but this might be the only chance you get to acquire Gibbs and
a your offer is the best offer, but so why don't we do wait? Why don't we do this, but we remove golden
Do this but remove golden look at this now that would be
Yeah, I mean, that's not terrible.
That's not terrible.
I would probably have to remove Metcalf.
No, I need to start Metcalf.
Yeah, but aren't you benching Golden if you get Metcalf in this deal?
I need that as my flex option.
Yeah, but what if Golden breaks his ankle with fantasy football?
Bro, I think we removed Golden.
It looks way cleaner now.
This looks like less top heavy.
Chet how is he bending me over if I have Jimmy or gifts do you that's like 20 to 30 a week from just one player literally
Floor 20 is like a literally some normal game for gifts
They are gonna move golden
One of golden or downs I don't care which one I would need to remove remove Mac half keep Mac half keep love
or we need to swap QBs, I guess, whatever.
Remove Metcalfe, and then who else could you throw in
that like evens this out?
Cause I'm definitely losing this, London,
Javante, that's my second, third, and fifth.
So what do you have it on your end right now?
I have Lamar Jackson, Drake London, and Javante Williams,
which is literally my whole fucking team barring JSN,
forgives and love.
I need something that I can start.
I need a human being that I can start.
Who else do you have?
Terry McClaren's ugly for me because I have digs.
Maybe Evans.
What about Evans?
I can't get up to Evans.
Evans for me, I have him as like a top 40 player.
In Javante, I think I have like 35th.
So they're like pretty close.
It would be almost like a wash for me.
Like I think Evans is a level above the Metcalfe McClaren range.
Yeah, he is.
But the problem with Evans is he's just going to get injured.
Like he is above, but he's going to miss like so much weeks this year.
Why do you want him then?
Good point.
I mean, did I?
Good point.
Yo, Sal, I don't know.
Dude, I think like you don't want to do it without Lamar,
where you've still received golden.
Yeah, I think that 4 for 3.
I mean, I think I'm losing 4 for 3 already,
just because I think Gibbs is two of those players,
in his own right.
Maybe two plus depending on the players they are.
But I'm OK to give up Gibbs.
Like I lose ceiling in my lineup, but I need the depth.
And I need to beat Mason.
I'm sorry, man.
This is my whole core of my team.
This is Lamar Jackson, Drake London, and Givante.
And I can finally actually use Drake London in week three
finally.
I don't have some fat idiot throwing the ball to him.
Like I think I just have to walk here and take
and take Javante's 15 a week, take JSN's 25 a week,
take Lamar's 25 a week and just win 100K, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
That's fair.
This might be, this will probably be the only time
you get access to Gibzo, like the offers in your inbox.
Yeah, but I'd rather have the depth, I guess.
I already have like God himself with JSN.
So I just, I feel like I missed that.
If I, if I, if I go OD.
That's fair.
And also like I'm not the injury guy. Why I'm the injury guy gives is more likely to get hurt than JSN knock on wood
They're like forcing the ball down his throat
Yeah, I'm trying to see if there's something else there's probably nothing else on that build
What about just golden what do you mean golden for what?
I don't know. I don't know if there's a one-for-one that makes sense for you there.
Oh, like you want, you really want golden. I'm noticing that.
I like golden. Yeah, I like golden. Yeah. Would you do golden for Metcalfe?
No, no, no. God, no. DK Metcrop. Yeah.
And also, Jaden Reed got hurt. Golden is just gonna be so good. Sally, you're desperate, though.
I'm sorry, like I have to burn the bridges here, man. I hope you beat Mason like I actually started to feel bad to the league guns thing
Yeah, man, you just you just he's me for like two hours. What the fuck was that?
Bro, but I didn't really read the Lamar part. I was on the toilet
Man, that's brutal
Well
This sucks, I'm sorry, Sal. Sorry, bro. I know where it's
Why don't I take out London and put in golden?
No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, well, you're not got no interest in doing this deal.
Lamar is in the deal. You're not even hearing this. Ready? Lamar Jackson,
Chavante Williams and Matthew Golden for Gibbs. Thoughts on this. It says I slightly win.
On my end of saying they are robbing you. It says they're robbing you. What are you talking about?
Well, that's just the that's this the shitty calculator
It Lamar Giovanni golden. Yeah, they are robbing you
I've never seen the red bar go that far to one side
All right. Well, let me I'm gonna call my fantasy associate. Okay, and you know, wait, what's the deal you want to do? Tell me it again
Yeah, I'll I'll tell you right now. It's
Giovanni Drake London
Matthew Golden
And Lamar so I hope you get back Gibbs
Jordan love I mean if you really want I could throw Jaden Daniels and his one arm in there. He's still my foster
How long is the out for?
Not like there's it's not official. It's either the season if he has surgery or like four to six weeks
If he doesn't he doesn't want surgery, but they might change that
Jamar Jordan love DK
Yep DK or the McLaren whichever one but yeah DK you could put in
Yeah, we drive McClarn, no, McClarn has no QB.
I think it's basically a toss up.
All right, I'm going to call my associate really quick.
Sounds good.
One second.
I'm going to deafen.
Yo, I'm live on stream right now.
Could you pull up my stream?
What do you think of this trade?
I've just altered it a lot since this morning.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay.
I lose like my second, third, and fifth,
and Golden, who was actually a good draft fit.
Oh God.
I guess this is getting out of me.
If you can't make that sign for real,
Jordan loves Oliver Fodder.
So it's just Jameer Gibbs for the whole lot.
Yeah.
It's Jameer Gibbs for the whole lot.
This is out of beef.
Cause earlier it was already close.
It was already risky earlier.
This is just dust.
Yep.
All right.
I'm going to tell him to kick rocks.
I figured so.
Yes.
This is DOS.
All right.
See you.
Yo, Sal.
I'm sorry, bro.
I can't make a deal.
I spoke with myself, my associates, and my chat.
They're all just saying, no, man.
I'm sorry.
This is like my whole team here.
This is my second, my third, my fifth, and Golden,
who's like, great value.
I just can't, bro.
I'm sorry.
No worries.
Sounds good.
All right.
Good luck, Sal, in week three against Mason.
This is.
He is fucked.
Yo, he's fucked.
Bro, he's 0-2.
His whole team's hurt or about to be hurt.
He's fucked.
I was worried he was gonna call Bernard.
Yeah, I mean, I lose my second round pick,
my third round pick, my fifth round pick,
and Matthew Golden, who's literally a starter on my team,
like every week, that's my first flex.
Yeah, I don't know.
This morning, you guys liked the deal this morning though,
right? Guys, remember the deal this morning? It was Matthew Golden, Drake London and Javante
forgives. There was no Lamar. Remember the deal this morning? You guys, I feel like majority
of you guys said to take that, right? No, really? He didn't want to do that one. Bro,
It's just like with Lamar, I'm literally getting the second best quarterback in fantasy football.
Lamar is like my daddy.
Dude, I'm telling you that you cannot get a deal done in the Flock League unless you're
full on losing the deal, literally.
I don't even know how to explain it.
Chad, what should we get on boys?
What do y'all want to get on?
Push for Golden League.
I think I need three wins for that.
Let me see how close I am.
I think I need three wins
Yo chat by the way guys, I think I'm going to
The world finals in league the last two days in New York with Tyler won and don't as like in a booth because I
Have like the GTA heist thing on the 14th, but I could push that to the 15th and then yeah, yeah, yeah
I have to see if I can but I think so I like I honestly so I keep it
I think title and chest. That was actually fucking peak. Okay, let me close out of some shit here chat. I have too many tabs of them from today.
New Rocket League season. Oh, there is a new Rocket League season. Push for Golden League.
Yeah, I don't really know what to do. I don't know what game to do. Do keep talking. Nobody explodes with Bernard.
There is a new Rocket League season.
Um, God, R6, I dropped to Diamond 3.
I don't really want to get on R6 too, just fucking cheaters.
Wow, I do just need three wins for gold.
Chat, let's do, um, a lot of people are saying league.
a lot of people are saying league we should try to get golden league i think man i honestly
think we should try to get golden league chat what is don tess doing is he busy now
or is he just ripping games like an absolute fucking degenerate addict my goat
what is he doing right now he's all right he started a game on blitzcrank wait
why is his name Nicholas Stewart bro why is his name Nicholas Stewart what the
What the fuck is your name?
Wait, is he getting on?
Look at this guy.
Since you don't have a rank, you can duo with him and boost him.
Yeah, bro, let's livestream a challenger player boosting me, man.
And then I'll just get banned.
Let's do that, bro. You're a fucking genius.
In literally the most heavily moderated game ever like there's not a single game
That's more moderated than this fucking game. Let me call that test
Like this guy's
Yeah, today could actually be the day yo, I don't want that there's the troll though
Like I'm not doing this heck room bullshit today like I
Need to get fucking gold and not a jing see yo, bro. I gotta get gold on tests like seriously
I'm not I'm not playing heck room bro. I need to get gold
Wait, Jinxie Jinxie look at my screen share for a second. Yeah, why is your what is this?
Okay, so the thing is you know how I've been hard suck masters for like
Yes, but you listen there's a reason for it, okay, there's reason for it. Listen
So, you know I've been to HardSuck Masters for like weeks now?
Yes, bro.
So I thought to myself, there's only one reason why I'm HardSuck Masters, okay?
And it's not because I'm playing bad, it's not because my champs are bad, it's not because
I'm sitting here and I'm like, you know, I could be performing better, it's because
my account is just condemned by loser skew.
So what I decided to do was I asked Riot for a new account and I'm going to do a challenge
where I take your name, Nicholas Stuart hashtag Doug and I only play your champs and I get
to challenge her from a new account.
So I'm only, let me get this straight.
Because of Loser's Q, instead of taking accountability, you made a new account as my fucking coach.
You're supposed to be my role model in this game, bro.
Because of loser's cue, you made a new account instead of taking fucking accountability.
Yeah, but Jinxie, Jinxie, listen, it's, it's like, isn't this the best thing a coach could do?
Bro, you have to realize that what I'm doing right now is I'm going back to the trenches and I can only climb out with your champs.
This is like me being your gym coach and you're obese and I get obese with you so we can lose weight together.
Do you understand, bro?
Yeah, sure, bro.
All right, yo, hey, listen to me, fucker!
I need to get gold today.
I'm not playing Hecarim.
You can shove that up its ass.
Okay, I'm playing Warwick in the worst-case scenario,
Wukong, and I'm using a one-minute delay,
and we're locking the fuck in!
Okay, now, GenC, I'm done for all of this.
Now, you know how you said you don't want
to first on Hecarim?
Yeah, fuck that.
Okay, that's perfect. Instead, let's first time some Rangard. So lock your shit in, let's get that one minute delay going, and it's time for the jitty Rangard art.
I'm not- I'm 20 timing Wukong, worst case scenario. I'm not first timing shit.
Dontets, I'm not first timing a fucking champion bro, are you insane?
Okay, so don't!
Okay, so don't, so don't!
So don't!
Let me have the light.
Holy shit.
Dontets, 60 seconds delay, literally.
I'm going to slice my throat open.
Okay, okay, okay.
Don't worry, bro.
you
I can this is my best chance at getting Golden League, bro, please okay
All right, listen, GenC. Let's fucking get this shit done. Then bro today is the day that you are going to climb out
out of the trenches you understand me yes bro I understand no but I'm so tired
of this fucking silver rank like man man I'm tired of being gold and silver I
just want to get gold okay I'm fucking tired of looking at this silver rank
okay okay so then Jinxie let me tell you something right now then we talked
about it last time, but what is the one thing you need if you want to climb?
Accountability. Yes, so that means all of this anger that you feel right now, I
don't want you to just have it waste away and be thrown at the world. I want you
to sit there and I want you to channel it. I want you to realize that only you are
the reason why you are where you are right now. And only you're not even accountable.
You made a new account because of Loser's Queue.
Don't test. I need to break it to you.
Loser's Queue isn't real.
Stop!
Jamesy.
I'm sorry.
No.
No.
Listen, there are some lines I don't cross in this friendship.
So far, we haven't hit any speed bumps like that,
but you will never say that again.
Do you understand me?
I'm genuinely sorry.
I don't know what took over my body.
Dante, I'm gonna pour a Celsius up my ass, and then I'm gonna be gonna drop 20 kills a game.
It's time to get go! Then let's get it done!
Alright guys, realistically, odds on 10, that Jinxie loses the first game because of his shit team, and then he just goes on something else.
I'm gonna be honest listen. I would say it's a 50-50 chance either it happens or it doesn't but you know what?
Let's lock it in today today. I'm gonna give him everything I can possibly give him and we're gonna get that fucking yellow
Pistain border
You know what the funniest thing about league is though
I feel like so much of league is just resenting the elo that you're in
Thinking the next one's better and then just repeating the cycle over and over again
All right, so cute the fuck up
All right, let's get some pre-workout up in the system
All right boom
Oh nice, my pre-workout is literally raw card.
Well, this can go on the garbage. Let's see if the next one is like it too.
Oh nice, this one's not really good.
Okay.
But you know what streaming with Jynxie is like for me?
So you know how some porn stars have sex with like Mandingo and then the Vajanas just like
stretch out for like 10 years after?
That's like me but with my throat instead because it's like we sit there, we're hyping
off of each other and then after I'm just like saying that after the stream like wow
my throat is fucked now.
It's like in the moment, you can't stop
because it just feels so good, you know?
Like you're sitting there, you're getting hype,
you're going crazy, you're screaming.
And then after you're just like, ah, nice.
Well, I guess I'm not having a conversation
with my wife tonight.
Yo, Don's asked.
All right, James, see what's up, talk to me.
It's time for me to become bold.
in the League of Legends!
Listen, I want you to listen to me right now.
Yes, daddy.
Because this, Jinxie, this moment is not about you hitting gold. It's not.
It's about you hitting gold. Do you understand?
You just said the same thing twice, bro.
Do you want me to repeat it?
Yeah, did I miss it? Yes!
Okay, this grime isn't about you hitting gold, Jynxsy.
It's about you hitting gold, do you understand?
Yo man, what the fuck are you saying? Did you use shrooms before this?
Okay, wait, do you need me to say it a third time or are you just not listening?
Jynxsy!
Is it like a play on words? Is it a play on words?
I just listen. It's not about you hitting gold today, Jinxie. It's about you hitting gold. Do I do get it?
They banned Warwick. I'm going Yi. Let me swap with my Ezreal, please.
If Yi gets taken, I'm going to... No, I'm going to lose it if Yi gets taken.
Okay, look. Open your champs. Open your champs.
No, no.
I'm going to get Yi, we lose.
I'm going to get Yi, we lose.
No, you you jinxie, why would you not win if you don't get you you solve the warwick bro
It got bit. Yo, are you still laying in the brain?
Oh my god, did you join?
Yeah, I know I see it
Yes, I move up down tense. I'm not here to have fun like bro. I want to get gold
Okay, okay
Okay, let's do this
My blade is yours.
Okay, now, Jamesy.
Yo, Gary the Snake, 17.
Dave Ford of asking for a reaction to Tom Pearl Highlights.
Yo, Gary the Snail, I'm not watching highlights
of a guy who eats poop.
You're getting paid.
Wait, who is Tom Pearl?
Don't ever do, don't test, don't ever look it up.
It's absolutely disgusting.
For what is it?
Stop! Stop! Step on it! Don't throw it on the street!
What is this?
My chat's saying, check Joe. Joe crashing out.
Over what, bro? It's a chill Thursday.
Like, you guys say Joe crash out. Joe is fine.
Wait, it looks like he's getting angry, actually.
Okay, Jen's already listening.
You gotta sit here, you gotta lock it in.
Are you ready?
Yo, Dantez, listen man, today's the day I reach gold.
I can already, I'm already thinking about my tweet, okay?
I need to do a ban your tweet for this.
Okay.
Uh, what?
Whoa, what?
What?
You're so sidetracked.
Okay, I'm done against a gold four-week home.
Dantez, listen to me.
Put your hand on your p- close your eyes.
My eyes are closed.
Put your hand on your penis.
Do I need to sit down for that?
Sit down.
Okay, I'm dual wielding it.
Start stroking from ball to tip at a medium pace with no lubricant.
At the thought of your student hitting gold.
Don't test, think about gold!
Wait, what the fuck?
Jeezy, if I start cranking it to my student, won't I go to jail?
I'm 24, bro, and consensual.
Continue.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I'm doing it.
All right, start stroking it.
Now, I'm the thought, I did not say no.
I did not say no.
Sorry.
Think about all those people that said you were a bad coach.
You just got one of the most CTE streamers
to ever grace the planet to the fourth rank
in the hardest competitive game ever created.
Lock in, buddy.
Let's go.
It's the moment.
Okay.
So, Jensie.
What are we doing here?
I want you to talk to me right now.
Yes
Smiting at 700 cuz I'm on your 600 is money. Yep. That's good
And I'm cutting my cams perfect and I'm not canceling my auto auto
Yep, I know so far. It's good
Now you remember you can start dragging it out a little bit right because like
Headed but when it gets that oh you can bring it out further. You know what I mean? Yeah, because that's that timer on it
Yep, exactly. I'll start doing that more daddy
Okay, listen you've been a naughty little student, but we got to just get you in line. I know I know
Don't make those songs like that. You know what's gonna happen
Yes, but daddy I need to get gold and leave the merchants
I know you tweet tonight, bro. I want to make a better. Okay. Okay, then we'll do it. We'll do it
We'll do it. Oh, please you already do you already have an idea, but you want to say no, that's the thing
um bro don't death is it crazy to say I would actually like suck somebody's penis for double
off you right now who's though probably yours bro like is that you're gonna say for double
the problem is Jinxie mine's too small it's not it's like sitting there being like oh I
would eat a whole small McDonald's burger like when you suck man didn't go off for like
like chat for gold right now be honest for double LP. Yes.
Dottens how big is your penis when erect actually you actually want to know?
Yes. 2.3. Does it curve? I'm going to be honest.
I don't think it's big enough to have any kind of like direction.
Does it? Um, is it like, okay, never mind.
I'm gonna be honest jinx is the only thing it does is make me sad every time I look down
Hold on about a wrap up of 253 clear. I'm sorry good. All right. Let's go. That's what I want to see
Okay, so now the car that's coming up. We want to become the double-clad, right?
Yo, yo drunk bud drunk bud. Why are we not joining fucking bud right now? Oh
We're gonna sit we're gonna sit fighting fighting yourself a thing
They go, uh, that's the clone?
Fight the real one?
The real one.
Hold W!
Hold W!
Hold W!
Hold it!
Hold it!
Yep.
Okay, now you can walk away.
Because you actually know, uh...
Okay, move is coming up.
Keep fighting.
Sorry.
Hold W!
Hold W!
Hold W!
Hold it!
No!
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to auto cancel.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Okay, so it's okay.
Do you know the reason why I wanted you to hold it there, though?
Because I can just tank and then Lulu helps, then I kill everybody.
Sorry.
That's all right.
We're going to go top crab straight away now look right now at your mini map
Do you want to know the reason why top crab is free?
No, yes. Yes. Why why why because wukong didn't show as he was crossing over through mid
So because he didn't show we know that he reset
But because your dot timer is shorter than it takes for him to recall then it makes it so you get the first position on this
Crab now if you were stronger than him imagine you won that 1v1
Then you could have even looked for an invader on his prompt now, but do you want to invade his prompt right now?
Yes, I know now why because he's gonna be there and I can't fight him because they're level again
Exactly again, you know, you know, I wouldn't I wouldn't I
Wouldn't
Yep, this is good. Just play for your tempo
So GenC the worst mistake that we can make right now is allow excitement to cloud our judgment, right?
We want to sit here. We want to walk in all we need is a safe consistent game and we're gonna win the show
Okay, do you have an analogy for that?
Uh, yeah, okay, so right now it's like, imagine you're gonna go on a date with your girlfriend,
right?
And you haven't seen her in like a month so you're really excited for it, okay?
Do you think allowing the excitement to make you pre-come in your pants would be the best
thing for the date?
No.
Because it would ruin it, right?
And then you wouldn't be able to perform later, correct?
Yes.
It's the same thing right now.
If you allow the excitement to make you go over-aggressive, then what's gonna happen
is you're gonna into a lot and then you won't be able to show up when it matters in the mid to late game because you're gonna be too
Behind that's why the most important thing we need right now is discipline
So we're gonna have to tuck it in the waistband and we're gonna have to just like think about other things. You see what I'm getting at
Yes, okay
So right now Jin see I don't want you to play this game like it's your gold rank up
I want you to play it because it isn't yet
I want you to play like it's just another day in silver for right because every other time you're playing like it's a random day in
number four you're fucking getting shit done you see what I mean true what do
you think about on here show me there you go that looks good to me just look
good to you hell yeah all right then maybe we look for it then let's look
what the wukong or the Zerath Zerath looks lower but wukong I would go wukong
here because the Zerath he's on vision anymore there you go I like I like how
you're looking no don't lead with it I don't lead with you just on purpose
I don't first okay now now that's his W. So Jinx you go to the dragon remember any time you're fighting a wukong
And he's gonna sit there and he's gonna stop moving or she'll like that
Yeah, you have to run just mind him's mind him and run like while you're running smite him and then keep on it
There you go. See good good movement. All right, so now let's look on top cap
So, you know the bush next to the no
So, oh this looks good for you just wait just wait a bit
No, no, no, no, just ping it. Just ping it, but don't go in.
Ping it, but don't go in. Go in, see what I found.
Look at him, look at him, look at him.
Nice! Okay, now back up, back up, back up.
Try to dodge your tornado.
That's fine. We got one, that's decent.
So we get a kill, we're getting our gold, it isn't the worst.
Not bad, right? Not bad, not bad.
Not bad, not bad.
You're twitching a bit, but it doesn't matter.
Okay, so now, walk to your red and then let's drone top.
Because remember, when we go to lanes, we want to see what's going on.
Does Mundo look killable? Yes or no?
No, god no.
Why? Why isn't Mundo killable?
He's such a tanky character, and he's like 75% health, and he has his purple shit off.
Exactly, so what do you think we should do, chef?
Talk about Fulcrum.
There you go. Easy, just like that.
All right, so right now the game isn't looking the best,
But it's also not looking the worst, right?
Yeah, no, I'll win. I just need to get a couple of good, like, shutdowns and kills, and then I'll get my crit going.
Yep.
Okay, so now...
Crugs all the way down to Gromp, then we can look on the bar.
Well, all that I did was hold my fucking W, man. I gotta do that more often. That's my biggest problem with the...
Yeah, it's just like, you need to think of it like...
Are they in Co-Range where I can one-shot them?
And if the answer is no, then holding it is normally better in an extended fight.
But it also depends on the champs, right? Because Wukong is an extended trade champion, right?
So it's like, if you're saying there is Yi, you don't really want to take an extended trade with a Mv1.
You see what I'm getting at? So W helps offset the imbalance.
Got it, okay. So let's do like one shot just to always hold my W, like just hold it.
Yep, exactly.
Okay, so now let's drone bot because we want to see what's going on.
Because don't forget, farming is nice, but what if there are kills?
They're both full HP, we don't want to look on them.
Okay, so what do you think looks more gankable?
Bot or mid?
Let's look again, now let's look bot again.
Because things can change in 10 seconds, right?
So now what you're going to do is you're going to pin your mid laner to go to the trap.
what if Wukong, okay Wukong just got grabbed, what do you think we should do here?
Take bot's cut.
Okay, and then what?
Look on a bot tank for sure.
Okay, yeah, they're shoved up, this looks good.
Now if the enemy bot backs off, what do you think we should do here?
Back, or no, I invade, or no, I back, back, back, back, I have a thousand gold.
And invade could also be good, but I was just...
4v2.
Yeah, but they have vision, they have vision, so this part doesn't work out reset.
Out reset.
Yep.
So, yeah, this looks okay, hopefully they don't stop your back, alright, you're going to have to walk further.
So you see that little red circle next to you on your left?
Yes.
Do you know what that means?
It's a war, it's an invisible war.
Oh yeah, and enemy war, so that means right now they can see you recalling.
Yep.
Okay, so Wukong shows mid.
So, Jinxie, are you ready to be or to have high level jungle on your side?
Yes.
Okay
Wukong did top-to-bot folk clears this game right? Yep
Now Wukong had a blue buff when he ganked mid right? Just now. Yep. Wukong also took drops, right?
Yep
What do you think Wukong did after his last reset before doing drops? He did top-to-bot again
But do you think he cleared his entire top-to-bot?
He probably had to skip past his blue buff because it wasn't on timers
well no what I think happened is I think he actually skipped his box okay so
what I want you to do here is I'm gonna take these Raptors and then we're gonna
invade his drum because his drum should already be respawning while he clears his
box like you understand what you mean is they this right now yep invaded and then
you can pick your team so now we're gonna want to drone top show us what's
happening top okay that's fine now look look at a mini map what do you see look
Get him in the map, what do you see?
Get him in the map.
Mundo's coming.
Not just that, no, no, go in, go in.
You see, Bukong is bot.
Bukong just gank bot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, so this is gone.
Just put a ward.
I don't know why this is gone.
Coach, I thought you said.
It should have been up.
I must have did grubs and something, and then he poke her down.
Wait, gank Mundo.
Yeah, now we luck Mundo.
Yep, this looks good.
OK, now go in, go in.
R.
Keep going, keep going. Nice.
Ah, he killed him in the end! He killed him in the end!
Oh, oh. That's fine. Alright, no tape, no cameras.
Almost.
Fuck! Alright, that's good. Reset.
So, that's actually weird.
That's good. Okay, so, Jamesy, you see how his gromp is spawning now?
That means that what he actually did do was he did grubs out of base, and then he cleared down.
Shall I look on Scott?
Yes.
Now tell me, what do you think you should do after Scott?
Dragon, because Wukong's here.
Am I team's in the action?
Yep, there you go.
Wukong might come though, because Zerath's here.
Then, that's why now you need to look at your minimap.
Where do you see Wukong?
I don't see him.
Well that's because you're on the KMMap. He's clearing his gun.
You have this for free now.
So GenC, that's why you...
Did you just see Bukong there or no?
No, that wasn't looking.
I got like my minimax more, right?
Yeah, you always have to, because you just miss out on critical information
that if you weren't like, let's say I wasn't telling you, you went to God's Inn, poke her up.
Poke her bot to the top, bot to the top, bot to the top.
Yep.
Why not back and do top to bot with a thousand volts spent on a base?
Because the thing is that a thousand gold doesn't really buy you anything that you want right now,
and if you just go bot to top, then you can get your camps off timer.
Like right now you're kind of wanting to play for the episode right the episode is 1,300 so I've reset you so
Yeah, and it's also because if we could if we clear
Top the bot we're not on the same side of the map as anything because dragon sound right
Yeah, you're gonna have to send her this tower though and say you might want to dive you so be a bit careful, okay
Yep, so now just walk through walk through go down your jungle
I wanted to skip your raptors, go red and then invade his blue.
Whoa, oh, cus the timer's high.
Yeah.
Might have been better to save my smite for his blotfire.
Yeah, but it's perfect.
Here, you can hit the Blast cone over.
So there, if you look at your character, it's two-way now,
but there was a Blast cone that you walked over that if you head you would have saved like eight seconds.
You know what Blast cones are, right?
Bro, come on, bro, come on, really?
Sorry.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, back up.
Yeah, so now, alternate.
Alternate.
Alternate.
I went away because I'm on a level.
Yeah, yeah.
So, do you remember when I told you that thing about if you would have hit the boss cone
like this one right here, you would have saved 8 seconds?
Yeah, I know, but you set up a lot of cross-stitch, bro.
That was really long.
No, no, I know, but what I'm saying is if you kind of like have that born brain to end
your gameplay in the future, then that's the thing where that play goes off for free without
a hitch.
up yep
okay this is fun though
so fun the raptors show me mid let's see if Yasuo is killable
probably not
alright game's in a bit of a roughsick oh yeah we have to run
okay he's gonna throw out something here char to dodge it
alright so get your BF sword
and then now what you're gonna do is hold tap for a second, let me see something
hold tap
okay so the shutdown is right now on wukong and yasuo right so we want to see if we can kill either
uh show me balling show me balling
okay i want to do something crazy here on the base i want to just run straight bot
straight bot?
yep but not not like blue like bot like i want you to go for a double kill under the turret
are they already killed here?
Uh, still or no?
No, now you can clear up, now you can clear up.
It's just like a really awkward game for you, because the problem is that Wukong vs. Yi is Wukong's favorite, right?
And your midlaner is also kind of like shitting the bed too, so it makes it so that your game is like already like harder.
And then after the early game as well, like Wukong starts getting the lead, so it kind of snowballs a bit out of control.
Control game so wonderful obviously cuz you're still playing low, but I would go bot. Yeah, I would go bot like she bought. Yeah, I
Don't understand this at all. Why I don't see anything because kaisa is still down
She's like it to like a third HP. Go to the tri-brush or right through the lane. Yeah, try to try pressure
Nothing on your finger
This is good, he don't forget to that's a huge fucking q now go for the double go for the double go for the double
go go go die me die me die me die me die me die me die me die die die die die die
spiky go go go go
all right so now get the get the drugs so okay now run now run now run just one
no no no run but oh god miss the greedy oh my god jinxie
jinxie sorry sorry jinxie freaking limit testing man sorry
i mean i mean i respect the limit test but jinxie like
How are we going to limit us versus Wukong with ult up?
Sorry, bro.
It's okay, it's okay, listen.
Yeah, listen, what I like is that you had an idea for a play.
It didn't go well, but it was an idea.
So it shows that you're thinking.
It's nice.
Okay.
Um, what you're going to do here is.
I want to go straight crab out of base.
Okay.
Yeah, it's gotten to drive.
Bro, we can win this man.
Come on.
Don't give up on me kid.
Please don't give up on me coach.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm right here.
Right here.
I think it would be good. I would go to that trap bush right now.
I would go to that trap bush right now.
It walks through the river, walks through the river.
Actually, wait right here, wait right here.
Okay, now ping.
Just go on the edge.
Okay, decent flash.
Not bad, run away, run back, run back, Q and run back.
you and run back try sorry so they're jinxing the biggest thing is I just want
you to preemptively identify when things are killable like imagine you then
run back and once your earth runs into you just instantly kill them then you're
right there with Lulu you can win right it's about like when people like look
at the amount of damage you're doing and if someone's health bar looks too big
they can't kill them then you try running off so you can get help do you
So I'm getting out yeah, it's kind of like right now
You're like the third grader and you're you're fighting and then a fifth grader comes
But now it's like we need to run because we need our big brother to come and beat his ass. You know I mean
Yeah, yeah, no, I understand. Sorry
Okay
That's want to get gold so bad bro, like honestly, I know I know but Jamesy
I'm telling you listen
It'll come you don't need to be desperate Fred because it's yours
So
It's always way because he has much else and of course you can suck your dick
Okay, now what are we gonna win is this still winnable coach? Yes
Check like hard style like come on
Just just give it a bit give it a bit. We're gonna activate the hard style once you uh, but once we get to fun
that's why I get seen fights and stuff. For now we'll just play fundamentals.
Okay, so now what I want you to do is I want you to look for
wolves into Gromp, and then after we're going to hover bot, okay?
We know that noticing Dantes, once I start playing against low golds more
versus silvers, they actually ward like so much more, like silvers and bros is never
worth. And that's why you're going to have to start getting sweeper every game.
Yeah, yeah, okay. What I want to do is walk through the lane like go right right there
Yep, go right and then walk through the bushes in the bot lane. You're gonna sneak attack
This is gorilla warfare. I like this a lot, bro. I like this a lot. It's smart. Yeah, but now wait
Hey, go go go wait in the day up now. You don't go further. You wait. Well, I just wait
You see how wukong's coming you're gonna wait you're gonna wait you're gonna wait the second that not wukong comes up
kill him don't go in don't go in yet wait and now wait wait wait wait okay
just go for nice go for guys to go go go
that not bad right not fucking bad not fucking
No, I'm getting big!
Let me get the hardstyle boys!
Alright, let's go!
Alright, alright, you want me to give you a song or you have one?
Give me a song!
Now!
Now!
Give me a song!
No!
Okay, do you want one?
No!
Quick, quick, quick!
We're bringing the chair back.
We're bringing this back.
Okay.
Jinxie?
I'm giving you the one song.
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
I'm a guy that love this.
I love you for this.
I love you too.
This is you against the world. Let's do it
Okay, so no chasing when is Shaggan spawning give us a time of the work
Okay, so we're gonna book her down we're gonna look on
I'm feeling it right now JnC. Let's just lock us in. Get us in the zone. Right now we need to get it in the zone.
I want you to feel the game flow through you. You have 400 units. We're going to see what you're up with.
We're going to see what this mini map is. Yeah, you saw him. Go up. Find that motherfucker.
Take this boss cone over. Take this boss cone over. Take it.
What's the goal of Puget that I am, Mikasa?
No ulti, ulti and get him ulti!
Sorry, sorry.
Send in as much right here to your left.
Right here to your left.
And now walk up again, now walk up again.
Walk up.
How about I sit here and I go on a new challenge?
Sure.
And you try for unwanted challenger.
As long as you get on Mikasa, you win this.
But you need your teams to be with you.
And how about we go for two challenger?
Okay, this is what it, this is what it,
Just wanted keep your eyes on your game.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
Okay.
Jamesy.
Paul seems to be the first time I've seen him.
What the fuck is that?
I told you, I'll tell you literally five times.
You didn't do it.
You waited for.
I waited like I said, I'll tell you five times.
I said it five times!
I don't know, let's talk him, let's go.
We're going dragon.
At least one, let's go dragon this free.
Three dragons.
Ten seconds, let's go.
That's his buff.
Look on him!
Look on him! Go fight!
Back up!
Flash with, flash with, flash with, flash with!
Come on!
I didn't get it!
Got it!
Decent, decent, decent, decent!
Okay, Jaycee, out of base. We're looking for a topside, okay?
Our topside is spawning. What's going on?
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, let's go!
Let's go!
This is only the first stop.
If not, let's look at our botcrab, is it botcrab?
Okay, so Jinx, listen up, okay?
What I want you to do now is I want you to just clear up, clear up, clear up, clear up.
We need three items and on three items we win this game, alright?
Uh, you can't fight Mondo.
So now, we're looking, uh, okay, we're top side.
Okay, I want you to go, you're gonna have to have a round mid because the problem is that
you can't really kill, actually maybe you can kill Yalso, go with Malfi, go with Malfi,
there might be a chance you can actually do it.
Hang on the way, hang on the way on him, hang on the way on him, so he knows.
Okay, you're so smart anyways.
Alright, run back, run back, run back.
Yeah
All right
The fuck is this whack-ass shit
Yeah, good
No, not the ads the branch, you know, I'm precious alone, bro. Not the ads
Okay
I'm ready. I want you out of base here you go straight
Okay, out of base here you're gonna go straight to your boobah. Actually, no it go talk
He's top, he's top, he's top.
Ping it. This is good.
Yeah, but so, shout out to Bokkan this year. This actually could be decent, this actually could be decent.
So now what I want to do, look on it. Bokkan, Bokkan.
No, not now you don't anymore. Because with Bokkan this far, it's not good.
So now what I want to do is you're going to look on your Bokkan, look on Bokkan.
The problem is that if you go up to this, there's like 40% of times he stays and kills you.
So you're missing 50 gold for your item. We just want to get that and then we can reset, okay?
Get that mid wave. Mid wave and then three gold.
Two red, two red, two red, two red.
There you go. And now, and now get a...
Okay, after you get your items here, we can start fucking fighting, you understand me?
Get it?
Your team is starting to win! It is not rock!
Hey, look on Groove.
Okay, I want you to turn on the box. What's happening? Show us.
Show us what's happening. Fucking man.
What the fuck?
Okay, is that Xerox?
Follow wherever he goes.
Yep, I'm gonna walk over here, boss's gone over.
I got a ward in this bush.
And now go for him, now go for him.
Now, yep, let's just get...
I like this.
He's not on top, he's not on top.
Just walk out, okay?
Just walk, just walk, just walk.
I love that I love that take the wave and let me call take the women recall that's good
Hey, now our next item is gonna be shield ball, alright?
When you get it, pump up a jelly.
There you go, nice.
Alright, guys, one, two.
Ajax, shake your hand.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
We need this right now.
We can all about them get this if they do it so well.
Okay, sit in this bush right here, here, right here, right here.
I
Okay, this is good, this is good.
If your team does serve, the baron kill is good.
Fucking man.
One more is running up them.
I know you keep going to your red, go to your red, go to your red.
I'm gonna die!
It's time to show them in the fucking fight!
Wanna get him?
Hit him?
Yep, go for it, go for it, go for it, go for it
It's starting to matter, yee!
This isn't the last you see of me!
I'll take one of Yasuo, Yasuo, Yasuo, Yasuo
Oh no, okay, uh...
Run, yeah, just go something, something
Yeah, but the thing is, it's fine because even though they get the iron, you guys are still winning fights.
So it's a fucked up fight, but it's okay.
So now hold fast for a second.
Spectrum, transformers, you're gaining experience.
This game is so hard to win.
Bro, Loki, why did they fight without me though?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. It's just hard because nobody on your team has an anti-kill for Fundo, but you can still win the season here, okay?
Hey, look on Twitch, look on...
you
you
you
you
you
You
Went on him after he engages you win and stop fighting his phone
It's obvious which one his phone is right play with on you know what it looks like
So now push man push men push men and then dragon
mid, mid, now pink victor, pink victor, victor needs to be on the ship, we need victor on the soul
okay, you get this wave, you get out, dash, get this wave, you get out, because we don't want to lose the game for minutes
alright, and now you go soul, now you go soul, now you go soul, now you go soul, now you go soul, yep, don't worry about nothing at all, there you go, I like the path you're taking
okay, now this, this soul on you, I'm not gonna talk, this is all you need, you know how to play, go
Push mid, push mid, push mid, push mid, push mid.
Okay, you guys may be here to ask the end of the game, bot, but I think it's a bit too
right now.
Yeah, just keep pushing mid.
You're winning every fight anyways.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
We're not gonna go for a fight but I think we might not be on the go-go.
Okay, I want you to take this midway, but after this midway, you're gonna go for the inner throw.
Yep, my throw is on the smite.
No, no, it's okay bro, it's okay. Listen, that's a hard smite to get, it's on your back.
You're doing good, you're doing okay.
Okay, did this wave push you?
There you go, good.
Now wanting to back up, suddenly, you came off, you came off.
You guys have no touch, you guys have no mouth bite.
Ping them off, yeah, ping them off, bitch.
All right.
Now right click this and now one more subliminal extra by the likes of that by the likes of that
There you go. Now now you're gonna go to lose
It's okay. It's okay. Listen, you can still win. You can so when I believe in you
We're gonna want to look for the we're gonna want to look for the barn
Okay, who's getting caught see it like hover over her hover over
I'm not bad.
I'm not bad.
You can keep going.
This is good.
This looks good.
This actually looks okay.
We'll do it.
Don't look too far.
We should just back up low key.
I was going to say low key back.
We want to go for the safe walk.
to say fuck is I came right back to miss sorry
he was a
hangover
we're getting bad we're resetting okay
we don't want it to miss game off in the air cause we're running every fight right
just got this got this got this got this got this
get this number recall
look it's it's genuinely possible to win
it's genuinely possible
after this you instantly recall okay
I want you to instantly hit me.
Go.
Okay.
And now just when I base, try to get the Mando.
Get the Mando. Get the Mando. Get the Mando.
Ultimate if you need to, but not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
I'll tell you when. I'll tell you when.
No. Don't go after. Don't go after.
That's okay.
Yep. Now you guys just keep pushing. Keep pushing.
Say what you think, man.
Now remember, we don't want to get into the cage yet.
You see how Yasuo is pushing?
If you get too close, you have to recall.
I'll go for your ride.
Go for your ride, go for your ride.
Your team just might have to survive to that end.
How much gold for our item?
How much gold for our item?
Show me.
We're going to clear the raptors, then the wolves, and then we have our item.
Now Jax, let me ask you a question.
What happens when Nicholas Douglas Stewart gets fucking cobalt on the fast food?
Done it?
Drop it hard, hard, hard, hard, drop it.
Yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Get back up, back up.
Take this. Okay, now go, now go back in, now go back in, now go back in, now go back in.
Okay, when this population wants out of her ass, wants out of her ass.
That's good! That's good!
Push mid! Push mid! Push mid!
The minions! The minions!
No, no, no, the minions!
Right, you need to see where your ravers back up.
He's gonna say it's my thing.
I know, but if you're there, it's like the main
parts are dead, you're already lost to me now.
And pushing out the ravers is smarter.
Hold on a minute, hold on a minute. Let's go up a bit.
That's nice.
Okay, low-key, low-key.
I won't be talking.
Okay, let's get through this with the Whitser, let's go.
Look on the top left.
One minute on, Jalvin.
Listen, it's Outer Drive, baby.
This is the most important objective of the entire game, do you understand?
I understand sir.
The entire fate of the game is on the spake of how much stronger the game is trying to be.
Okay?
Pinch the chopper, if you're put size 3, the game is over.
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you
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Yep, I get pork
Good
Also, fuck elixir rock. I want you to buy elixir iron out of base you're going to run into that
That's where I should get the angle.
Now look on this.
Let's launch, get this starting weapon.
Alright, now ping that, ping that, ping that.
Alright, am I going to ping?
Wait for him to brass rock and then kill him.
Nice!
Nice!
Okay, now pushmen, pushmen, pushmen, pushmen to the end, pushmen to the end, the minions, the minions.
Okay, go mid at least, go mid at least and take the, take the, uh, any better.
I wonder if you can, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you.
Oh, you guys actually have a wave. I think this could run right here right now.
right now. Push. This is a bit, it's genuinely correct right here right now. Like that, I'm
not gonna... I'm killing the map right now. No, that does not look like that, but yeah,
yep, I'm taking the map right now.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro. You actually f***ing dead.
Jinxed.
And I'm gonna be honest, there were times where even I doubted it, you know what I mean?
There were times where even I doubted it, you would actually be able to win.
What a fucking game!
Run again!
Oh my god.
Also, Jengzee, in the future, if you wanna make it faster, top up of your screen, you see where it says hold 10?
Yeah.
Yeah, you can just click that so you don't have to go all those settings.
I
I'm not even kidding. Today might actually be the fucking day. It might genuinely be the fucking day right now, like I'm not even joking.
Also, you guys wanna know how I know Jynx is locked in hard as fuck?
Because I have his stream volume on 0 and even then I can still hear the music because
it's blasting through his headphones.
That's how you know he's fucking suited.
Like he is a ready pervisher right now.
He's genuinely got their stuff.
I'm telling you what I think his most opening thing right now is jumping ghosts with mechanics.
His macro doesn't feel like that bad, but it's like the mechanics of camera control.
Like if he locks it on the mechanics of the county road, he'd actually go wild with it.
of legitimately being the same.
Wow. Broke, he's actually got this shit.
From sitting there and being literally iron, bro,
and having everybody flame him and everything,
to now sitting there and being two winds away.
What's any one win away when you told them to pick Hecarim?
No, I give it an all fairness.
Hecarim was not the reason why I lost like that.
Like an all fairness.
Yo, Jixi, can I just say it bro?
You know what this means.
Bro, how was that?
Tell us, talk to us.
so many people got this guy smogging so many people said I would quit this game
in a day in a week in a month they said I wasn't even ready for iron lobbies
they said I'd quit in a week a day oh Jinxie playing league is like a caveman
drinking a soda like it'll never happen it's not a real thing but now I'm just
I'm sitting here, I'm two wins away from gold, bro.
Higher than 40% of the NA player base.
Literally, if I get gold, I'm higher than 40%.
But, Jynxie, I don't wanna hear what happened.
I wanna hear how you feel about it.
Talk to us about the emotions in you right now, bro.
Talk to us about what you're feeling right now.
Like, don't just tell us, like,
oh, people said this, people said that.
Like, how does it feel?
Like, really explain it.
it's just bro it's like I don't know man if I reach gold it's gonna be like one
of the first times I've ever nutted to be honest with you bro I don't even know
how that anime I don't even know how I'm gonna react yet man like done this I
don't even know how to feel cuz I haven't even got to gold yet like I think
when I get there I might actually come on my pants for like you can see I'm
gonna be real with you. If you sit there and you really keep it up with this league run bro,
not even bolshining when I say, at the current rate that you're going, it could literally be
emerald by the end of the year, not even a joke. Like you remember when you first saw this game
and you saw player like xqc and you thought that guy was just caught at the game? Yes bro, literally
Yeah, you could literally outrank him by the end of this year forget about blood wig forget food up
Like you could unironically be the highest ranked a League of Legends streamer
That doesn't stream it as their main game. Just let that sink in first second bro
That actually plays the game on stream
Who would be a high rank venue if you actually demo this year think about it emerald maybe
But outside of EmRuZ, who would be a high rank in New Jersey?
I don't know man, I don't think anyone would be anyone.
That's why, because you are the gamer of the fucking year bro, and nobody can compete with that.
First year on League of Legends, from a console kid, sitting there and fucking annihilating everyone and everything.
Like if you were air chopped into a challenger lobby, there's unironically a 50% chance you win at this stage of improvement that you're at.
Do you understand that for a second?
It's crazy, bro. Crazy.
Like, Jinxie, I know people might think it's D1 Glaze or this or that, but it's like sitting, it's like-
No, bro, like this shit means so much to me, man. Like I really put my heart into this game, bro.
like people don't get it bro they don't understand what it's like to sit there and play league
of legends because like you're a streamer right the games that you play on stream it's
like league isn't really a stream game you do it because of the passion and the tribe
and the fact that you're able to sit there and really accomplish something with it it
Show something about who the fuck jitty is
Thank you, bro, I genuinely appreciate that for a genuine now. Let's get this going bro
Dude you this would be on a rock in the most generational day ever for you
First you beat pilot one in chess and then now golden week of legends think about that for a second
crazy
Alright, let's get it done though. Let's get it done then. Let's focus up.
Ready for gold? Yep.
Listen, two games left.
Jinxie, you know how I always tell you to take accountability?
Yeah.
I want you to take accountability right now for being the best god damn player in Silver
163LP on WarWing. Do you understand what that means?
Thank you, bro. Thank you, man.
I genuinely appreciate that. I'm gonna put my odds in these next two games,
And hopefully we can get gold.
Now, do you want me to give you the bad news now or not get the two at all?
What is the bad news?
You have a fresh ADC.
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Sorry, hold up. I seem to clear my mind a little bit. Sorry about that. Yep. Okay
I was scared of Trumbo. I always just assume if somebody's engaging me it's a bad engagement,
but I'm kind of forgetting their brain dead.
Yeah, like you have to realize, you can see that, you know how, okay, can I give you the perfect analogy for what League of Legends is like?
Talk to him.
You know when you're like a little kid and you always think your parents know everything and they always know exactly what they're doing and they're always making the right call?
Yes.
And you know how when you grow up and you become their age, you're like though, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing or anything?
Yep.
And then you know when you get that realization that sets in where it's like, you find out that even your parents never knew what the fuck was going on, but they were just trying their best?
Yeah.
That's like League of Legends. No player in your elo knows what's going on. They never know if it's a good engage, a bad engage, or anything like that.
So because of that, what you have to do is you have to sit there and just treat everyone like they don't know what they're doing.
And then if you sit there and you think this could be good like if I'm fucking shitty way
Why am I getting scared of a chundle bro? You win every engage versus any champion in the game fucking fight is ass
Do you know what I mean bro?
So that's all it is like you have to sit there and realize that people don't know what they're doing
He's dragging good though. Yeah, we'll do it
Now you back up, now you back up, now you back up, because we don't see you.
Alright, flag it out, and then now hit it, now hit it, now hit it, there you go.
Because this way, if they come for you, you have an easy way out, okay?
I'm gonna start dragging all my dragons out on test.
Hey, that's a good start!
It's so bad, bro, so bad.
And then after that's a free crab too, let's get it.
got six of us an enemy but yeah but now I want to go about now one is about go
about go about go go go go John John and go John and go okay you don't need
with our share you don't need with our share to her and then after you are
time it's gone. Come here bitch. Come on! There it is! Get that fucking cannon! You know what
to do when you see a cannon on your screen. There you go. Alright now recall. Let's go.
Come on that's really good! I like it though. I fucking like it right now. We got some kills
and a six. Exactly! Exactly! Good! Let's go. It's really good Don't have that. It's really good!
All right, let's get a full clear going and then we can reset and look on the grubs
He stole he stole because I was on drag. All right, then you go Krugs. Bet you install this too. Yep
Fight him
Yep. Yep. You're shenken alti you're shenken alti. I want you to help keep going. Oh
Back up now. No, you're back. I'm not back up to where I mean like
yeah so there's three of them yeah like if it would have just been reneced and
you would have been fine but the second yones are two it kind of makes it like
impossible your shed might still get a kill though this could actually be good
okay but I want you to do this out of base run straight to his bot side all
right or actually no go straight bot straight bottom I'm not a lot of you
mean bot lane or my bot yeah like ball lane like ball lane
still still I know and now she's back him now you go to you they need ready
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Okay, you're gonna wait in this bush until Pantheon crosses over sudden
Okay, you said any red. What? Yeah, I know but it's because now pantheon as we're gonna leave
Start I commit to the plan. Yeah, no now like I want you to look if they engage on time Kench, then you go if not
You just clear up
Is there just a bit of unfortunate that Pantheon ulted me they kind of like you're everything off I
I want to go shit about after this straight mod after this
Yeah, yeah, I must clean yep mine too
Go for now go for now go for now go for now go for now
Now you're all time on all 10 all 10
It's so funny so funny so fun. There you go
All right get the wave in and go crab
Crab crab crab crab
Let's fucking solo carry this one couch come on. You have a chance you have a chance
Hold tab we're gonna have to make you build the right items here. Yes, you're gonna go tabby death stats this game
What the fuck is tabby? I still caps still caps
top now that's such a big double kill man holy shit contest I'm huge you're getting
fed you're actually getting fed it's really nice
right not bad not bad
they literally just play for the wolves all the way up to crugs and then you're good
wait, drone bot, drone bot, what's happening now?
you're going after this
actually no you don't have to he's already done
no no go up
melz that too
bro bot is selling
yeah no
your bot's actually looking like they're doing good here
which is amazing
okay we're going top after
you don't want me to go further like crugs
he ran out of the bush
no you can go crugs into top
but just in general
so what do you see on the map that you want to be on a good timer for
what do you say?
What do you see on the map?
There you go.
Now, the thing is, your top is pushing in.
We might have to help them.
So, recall, recall.
Now, if Renekton stays, we gank.
If he doesn't, we're good, okay?
So, your Q1 boots and buy Blade Runner and King.
So, yep, and I buy it.
There you go, and I'll go.
Why did I tell you to do that?
Because I just get more value if I get my item completed before this fight.
Exactly.
all here about that
there's my Sean, it doesn't matter
look at him, gone him, gone him, gone him, gone him
that's what we talked about, that's what the fuck he's doing
there you go, flash him
good, good, good, QQQQ
I got him, I got him
yeah, it's not the worst though, it's actually not the worst
You'll dump this. Do I only get life steals on my Qs or do I get them on my autos?
Uh, hover over your passive.
Yep, your passive down.
Yeah, right there.
Nope, uh, okay, you unpassed.
Uh, okay, just run straight to the end, to the crab, ball crab, and then hover over the thing next to your Q.
There you go.
I got it.
Yep.
Okay, so now what I want you to do, you're going to play on that second.
We can also look bot.
I want you to go to your bot now.
Bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot.
I'm going.
Eh, now you're back up.
Now you're back up.
Cause the thing is, so there, you have like a window where it's like, if your team walks
up you're good, but then they don't.
Now you fight this, you fight this, you have your team.
There you go get shit kill him and then up to the screen like hey turn on time turn on time turn on time
We got nice damn good
decent
No, but look I'm not no no no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Strike strike strike. That's right. Now you just like now if your team gets close again kills cool
We don't give a fuck about that. We just want to get back. Yo, that's two dragons for jiddywack
Jiddy Wick is coming back with the vengeance.
He's coming up.
He's knocking.
It doesn't matter.
You're good.
We got Volta.
I want you to go for him now.
Go for him.
He ran.
What about the Mel?
Mel looks three.
Mel looks three.
Don't ult her though.
Don't ult her though.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
Yes.
So there's a reason why I said don't ult her.
And then I said ult now.
Do you know why?
No.
So when she pauses and she starts channeling like that, she's using teleport.
if you didn't alter or let's say shun didn't cease here then she would have
teleported away wow that's crazy game knowledge yep yo this might be a gg and
a solo carry holy fuck I know but Jinxy keyword might your team is so fucking
dog shit we got a solo in here okay chandel just throw your entire top side
So we're gonna go for a gank bot after wolves effect look bot
Actually take this take this hex gate take the gate take the gate the gate the gate the gate the gate
Now pin your team off pin your bottom off and look on the red
Look on the right side
There might be drugs if not, then we just go straight bot because I just play free
Okay, we take this and let me go bot okay?
Gang, you're going to back with my gold.
No no no no, we go bot.
Look at where they are. Do you want to reset right now when you still have position there?
No, no, no, I don't have any bad position.
100% so go.
Hand down first, hand down first, hand down first, hand down first.
Ultim, ultim, ultim.
Yes.
There it is. And now go for her.
then you just got more confidence right you're good bottom line is you had a
lot of good plays back to back to back so you're in a very good spot right now
okay my bad bro okay I want you to look straight on hell no
What the fuck? That's the hex gate. I know, he just took it in front of somebody.
Okay, you're gonna have to watch out here though, because if they go for you, it's kind of fucked up.
I would look maybe. You could like, you could do that, Harold.
If the enemy doesn't rotate, but this looks very risky.
Alright, play up, play up. Yeah, like this is good, like this is good.
Wait to see if your team gets in a good spot. No.
Stay around your team, stay around your team. Now you should be drawing, okay?
Maybe look for a fight. I would look for this fight.
Okay, off. Your Shen fucking sold you.
Off the way, head off the way.
Bro, if I said look for it...
Yeah, you should have, but then your Shen fucking sold you.
Like the second you went in to look for it, your Shen instantly ate away
when he was full HP, and then he didn't even ult you after.
Like, if he didn't do everything that he just said, he would have been fine, but he just like, completely fucking trolled the entire fight.
Okay, what I want you to do now is, out of base, you're gonna look for your bot side, and then you're gonna look for a kill on Mal, okay?
Uh-uh.
You're a god, bro.
You're still good, don't worry about it.
I just hate dying and like, having my cams up and just beating in a graze, Karine.
Yeah, take the hex gate, take the hex gate.
Whenever you have these hex gates here-
Where where the gates in base where when you take them you like go. Okay. Look on your team. Look on your team. Look on your team
That's a week
If your time goes in you fight if not, you don't
Okay, I just
Yeah, you're going going going going going going going
How did I not dodge that bitch I flashed?
Yeah, okay we got a backup now.
How did QA not run?
Like bro how did I not dodge I flashed!
My god hey no!
It's over I haven't hit a counter attack yet.
No, no, no, it's not.
I've been on a great stream for nine minutes.
It's not over yet.
You're still fine.
You're still fine.
I'm so out of my mind.
And my team is dog-shoved.
You're still fine.
Your team is assed.
It's fine.
You're still good.
Okay, what we're going to do now is we're just going to play for ourselves, so I want
you to...
I feel like I'm fighting every five seconds, like...
Yeah, because you're getting the opportunities, but then it's like...
It just ends bad.
I want you to take Wolves out of base.
So take the little portal that you see in the base to the Wolves.
side. Okay, go wrappers. Now it's draw number 10. You can't fight this. So you're going
to take this and after you're going to clear your boss side. On our mini map, we see Chundle
going towards dragon. I want you to ping your team ping dragon. Okay. After these wolves,
you walk straight there, you kill them, you steal it, okay? You might not be able to anymore
Nope, ping off now. Now you can.
Okay, skim's hard. Back up in this bush and recall. Yep, the one right here, right? And then recall. Now we're gonna play for our top side.
And take this red and then...
Walk towards bot side
You're gonna want actually no go top top top now now now you see about top. Yeah, that's great
But boss come number and press I'll be boss gonna press I'll be
Okay, this way yep long way around
There you go, I got this bitch is literally the devil then just are they can just
there you go there you go there you go there you go take the wave take the wave take the
wave right here take everything and then start hitting the turret right turret turret turret
turret can we get the turret or not we got to give up yes yes so we can get it and then
take the wave. And then after that you can reset.
I'm not bad bro, I'm not bad, we're in a decent spot now.
Now go titanic hydro death stuns.
Okay, fight this.
Ok, not the worst.
See if you can play on the Gromp here.
And then afterwards we're gonna try to look on my top crab.
actually no no, push bot, push bot, you're Kaisa
balled right
classic, walk into three enemies
yeah, you're gonna lose Baron here, probably so
just take this
maybe we can trade a turret
yeah
ah recall, recall you lose, recall you lose
now ping your damn, ping your base
you need, yeah, you need to fund us
look on shunt, look on shunt
wow he did no damage, kind of insane
I got knocked out of my RGG
hold on, is it actually over there?
I still traded one.
Maybe I can hold it.
It might not be over yet bro.
Yeah, no, they can't end. They can't end. They can't end.
Okay.
So, now what we're gonna have to do, listen.
Sorry for R'ing, I thought I could like stun him on the turret.
Yeah, no, it's alright, it's alright.
You tried.
Now what I wanted to do is I want to just push med and just start taking all the waves
Maybe ping on the channel don't go from yet don't go from yet, but after the wait
Can we stop just voting that back?
I don't know, I got one shot by a support player, I don't know if that lead works.
Yeah, unfortunately it's like more like a new season thing.
I didn't used to be like that.
I did nothing out of your one-shot by a support player.
Can brush hold?
Bro, I actually had a chance.
I don't window to win this game.
They're just going.
Wait.
No, I don't think it's over yet.
Oh.
Wait.
Oh.
I don't think it's over, bro.
I'm telling you, I don't think it's over.
Okay, out of base instantly have these minions. You need to defend your turret. Smite the
big ones. Smite the big ones. Focus the big ones. The big ones. One. One. Okay, it's
still alive. It's still alive. It's still alive. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
What?
Hey, hey, hey, no, the big one, the big one, the big one, oh no.
Alright, listen, you just have to farm, yeah they can, you just have to farm all these minions.
Yep, they're just farm all this shit, farm all this shit and you might have a chance.
Hold Tab, let me see your QMace items.
thank god we got those two dragons yeah cuz now they can never get sold the
problem though is that they're gonna get Baron and probably push mid very soon
no no you are not putting drag ping a ping danger on dragon if you fight this
dragon you lose like you live just as the game ends on me
I back up walk right into it yep I go back up
I mean come on like that's so disrespectful to everybody's time cuz of
Okay by your items. It's still not over yet. There's still a chance. It's just such disgusting
gameplay though
Jesus Christ go but focus up focus up. It's not over yet, bro. It's not over yet
for these super minions are actually aids to hit they are but the good news is
like how much gold you got from them on this way right here getting these
been in the game since like the dawn of time yes they used to be stronger wow
okay backup get your death sons get your death sons it's gonna be the last
Okay, so now during these fights you want to ult either yon or mel okay? Those are your two targets
Okay
Yone or mel
Why are they not pushing mid? I'll never see them
Because they're trolling
You look on pantheon bot like bot like bottom pantheon he's over send it go on him go on him go on him
Don't are but go on him
That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. Nice not bad not bad go to nexus nexus look at nexus
They're trying pressure and access all with your team
Talk about their team
Hey, you have to go in you have to charge you something you have to do something here not bad. Well, not bad. It's all you
connected
There's a hard one
Listen, Genki before listen listen listen before you sit there and you get demotivated
Before you sit there and you start feeling like fuck this feels so hard all this kind of shit because I know that's what's rolling up inside
I just want you to remember the golden rule, bro. It's 40 40 20 40 40 20
Some games are just unwinnable. You had a fucking thresh bot lane
Literally everyone on your team was one in ten. Some games are just not meant to be one
Could you have had better performance there? Sure, but right now we're not gonna harp on that
Okay, because what you could have controlled that game right there were a few times you walked up you didn't have to die
Right there a few times that fights broke out. We could have played a little bit better, right? All that kind of stuff
It's alright bottom line is you're still even on the day. You're so motivated. You still want to hit gold
So let's shake it off right because there was a lot of negativity last game
Let's shake it off and let's get in the mindset that we need to get into do you understand?
Yeah, I know I'm just sick to my stomach man. I know, I know, but I'm going to check
what actually is the count and see if he like if he first time that I said I'm three months
away again. God, I'm in the endless loop, bro.
He's gold too, Jesus. He's the highest I've ever seen.
Okay, can I tell you something that's gonna make you feel better?
Oh, he's literally just the worst player in the world. How's he gold too?
1 in 7, 3 in 9, 2 in 3, 0 in 3, 3 in 10, 2 in 10, 1 in 9.
He hasn't went positive in 3 days. Jesus Christ.
Okay, Jynxie, let me tell you something that's gonna make you feel better, okay?
Listen up. There was one time that I was literally one win away from Challenger.
like three weeks ago. One went away. I was one went away from Challenger. And over the
span of the following few weeks, I lost literally 600 LP. And now it's had a point where I went
fresh account because I'm so demotivated and demoralized that I don't think I can ever
hit it again. Do you understand? Yes. And what if I told you, how do you go through
that and have the motivation to keep queuing, bro? How do you go through that?
Because it's like in life, you have two options.
You can either queue up or you can not queue up.
But if you decide to never queue up, then it will never get better than where it once
was.
It's like sitting there and asking, how do you sit there and still find the passion to
stream when you average one viewer for a year straight?
Because even if you sit there and you decide not to, how is it ever going to get better?
So that's why even though right now it's rough, even though right now it feels like you're in a cycle, whatever it is, you're just going through the wringer.
But what you know is that you can control what you can control. Am I right or am I wrong?
Yeah, it's like the quote, if nothing changes, nothing changes.
Exactly. If nothing changes, nothing changes. So that's why what we're going to be focusing on right now is just the gameplay.
We're going to be locking it in. We're going to be running it up. We're going to be going crazy.
Because I'm telling you the worst thing that you could do right now is tilt because I know
There's the desperation. There's the I'm so fucking close. I can feel it
But when you get desperate, that's when you fuck it up. Imagine it like this, okay?
Imagine Jinxie right now. You're on a date, right? And imagine it's the first time you met your girlfriend. Okay?
Okay, okay, so you're on a date. It's the first time you meet your girlfriend
Imagine she's sitting there, she's smiling, she's laughing, she feels like all your jokes
are great and all that kind of stuff.
And in your mind you're like, bro, maybe she actually would want to come back to my place
later, maybe she actually would want to date me after, and you're having all these feelings
because of the signal she's giving you, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Right now, you're playing desperate in league.
That's like you're in that position with your girlfriend when she's not your girlfriend
And you decide at one point after you make her laugh you tell her like hey if I can make your your
If I can make you giggle I can make your booty cheeks jiggle
And then you start like thrusting in the air telling her this could be us later
What do you think she's gonna do after she sees that?
Probably like report you to the police
reported to the police right and then do you think that there's going to be any
chance afterwards of you guys getting together or you guys dating? probably not
probably not it's the same thing with league when you're a few wins often you
can taste it that's the time the most where discipline matters because it's
not about sitting there and hitting the gold it's about the fact that you're
showing everyone you're a gold level player and even if you lose the next 10
games in a row, even if you lose an X-15, even if you demote to silver, what matters
is that every single game we're focused on improving, we're focused on getting better,
and we're focusing on getting to a point where we can actually sit there and actually lock
shit in and get it. Because if we deserve it, it will come to us. Am I right or am I wrong?
Yes, but Dantes, if I lose 15 games a week in a row, I'm going to lay down on a train
track. I know, I know. So that's why this game what you're gonna do for me is you're
gonna talk to me about your thought process. You're gonna be informative and
you're gonna run us through what's going through your head because I think part
of the problem is that sometimes when I give you like commands or tell you to do
things in the middle of the game it throws you off and I think right now
you have a lot of good game sense so I want to see you talk to us and I'll
Correct you if like you're wrong or I'll bring things up if you don't see them
But I want you to sit there and inform us what's going on. So start go
I'm just full clearing. I have bloodsense so it speeds up my clear time
droning bot
Katelyn's full health
Okay, all right, so keep going
The minions there you go not bad
Every lane is losing besides top right now, and I have bot, so I can't really do anything about that.
Bot could be a gank though, they're kind of over pushing. I'm so strong really, gank too.
If they stay pushed up here, I'm definitely not skipping camps though for this.
because I'm not doing force plays this might speed up my clear maybe I could
get that gang faster I might come soon paying my team to let him know
there he might run back to see I have a bloodscent mouse low oh that's good so
he's low zero okay they lose your one HP like a half to gang Katie's cold up
I can't get this on a turret I can get scut though we double-smite it so we
should be into the scut you should be turning the other blood
Yeah, so maybe he dived that.
Turret dive, I don't really want to.
They're the ones that want to turret dive from Mal.
I hate that character.
He's going to get stunned in three shots and then I lose again.
Take this double scout though.
Trumbull skipped me.
Whoa, I'm way stronger than Trumbull.
Definitely ganked this.
I focused the Garen first.
I need to get a double fear.
Not bad.
God, he's fucking turret. I didn't know I was in range.
Ah!
That was good. That was really, really, really good.
I still double-scotted this pussy, though. Not bad.
He skipped his fucking...
...crubs for this, I think.
He might go to my Gromp, though.
I'm gonna try to catch him there, maybe.
He could definitely go to my Gromp. He probably had vision insults on timers.
Maybe I could catch him here. Maybe I could catch him. Nope, okay, he just left.
Time to pop Fultler into dragon. I'm not gonna skip camps.
I'm gonna get big this game and win.
Alright, keeping informative. I'm gonna take a piss. I'll be back for the dragon timer. Go!
Okay.
Mid's kind of winning, but then he dies, so he was winning.
mouth melt backs, but if melt keeps getting missed by granadia I can jump that, but god
melt is a grand champion.
I don't really want to skip my camp for a dragon, so I think I'm just gonna, I'm gonna
do my full clear honestly, cause bot shoved anyways.
I think skipping would be bad because bot shoved.
Now if bot was shoving into their turret maybe, but bot is shoved back, so I'm just gonna
full clear. I don't want to, it feels dirty skipping camps. Now we could look on a bot
gank. I'm gonna smite to speed up my clear because Warwick does that double damage shift.
Oh we're killing Xyra here. Point! This is where we win the game. This is where we win the game.
This is where we win the game. We gank the Xyra. We gank the Katie. We go all the way around,
perfect paving we're gonna fear the Katie
I don't know how but you my bot lanes are finals are you hitting minions oh
they're one HP yeah this game is too hard to be a she have to keep track of
so much shit
Bob's backing. Wow that looks so good. I guess I should have focused on Zyra but I feel like
it's always better to focus to ADC but nah the Zyra was so low. I should have focused
on Zyra but my god, Katie was tanking my shot. I'm back what I missed. Just I fold again.
I focused the wrong player, I should have focused on Zyra. So you can't sell a game
and sulfur six and a half minutes in keep focus you're going to be fine okay
now listen word of advice a lot of the times the worst mistake that people make
is after one play goes bad they try to follow it up with another play so that
they can offset how bad the play was right so be like right now you would
decide let me just go gang garen because maybe that'll be a good play but
What ends up happening is it's kind of like you're sitting on thing blackjack and you decide to double down and go like two
Hunts three hunts every time you lose everything, right?
So that's why right now so right now just keep playing it consistent you're gonna be okay
Yeah, why did you know damage to Katie though? Like I know I should have went in on Zyra
But was it because I were like healed her or something?
No Zyra doesn't
maybe she had barrier maybe I just did no damage
We can just say Krog snap and then maybe look at our bot gank.
Keep talking to us.
Keep talking to us.
I'm just full clearing. If I lose this game, I'm gonna actually lose my mind.
Good luck on Katie, but she's like a tank, I guess.
One is one to seven.
No, go for it. Let's go.
I know I'm going for it, San. Just mad about my last death.
W? Take the long way around.
Yep.
Kill the Syrah? I'm not making the same mistake as last time.
Yeah, don't honor her, don't honor her. Just do it.
I know, I know, I know.
Now you are.
Now you are.
Alright Jesus Christ, I mean...
Yeah, now you are.
He's hitting me! Oh my god!
I'm out.
Running out the key.
Alright, you get back up.
We steal this shit.
I keep talking to us. What do you see?
Um, he did grub, so I probably could have invaded his grump.
Yeah, I could have been able to just go.
Yeah, but if we're looking topside, there you go.
Look topside.
Maybe you can gank this.
Yeah, so probably be good.
I just want him to bait him up, picking my teammate
to let him know early, get him in a position,
path the long way around so we can flank the garen.
Man, of course, garen's running away.
Wait a week, garen's coming back.
I'm discipline swine.
I'm ganking this, ganking this, ganking this.
I forgot garen's like, gone.
You're going backwards?
Garen's just literally Jesus.
Runway, runway, runway, runway, runway.
This character is broken.
Sorry for not running away, but I don't have 15,000 hours of the game.
I didn't know he could one-tap me when I'm 40% health on a tank.
So that's the thing.
Garen's ulti.
Like it's always fucking something.
I don't know.
Like it's always fucking something!
I don't know how to get one tapped.
Why did I have to have an ADC first time thrash last game? I don't know why that had to happen.
It's fine. This is a new game. Focus on this one.
I'm focusing on the fact that Garen is Thanos.
I
Actually hate ganking top laners literally
They're all just tanks with these broken ass movement kits. Some of that are just gank bot
If it's not a garen it's a fucking moondo or a urgot or whatever
Whatever one of the three true. I actually hate ganking top lane
Bolling so free. They're just actual idiots like bot laners literally didn't even play the game
Aside from the one in every 10 game where you get a twitch that does a hundred thousand damage like the other game
The bot lane literally does nothing. They just sort of like LARP around and hope they get carried
They never do any damage and never win the fights. They just sit there. They just like float around
When they blame each other and like LARP being good, all right, let's focus on this game now talk to us
drumbox shows what's going on yeah Zyra could be our killer killer killer
come here bitch come here bitch hold the cam
we cast you get spider you get spider
so I didn't die if you're fast enough it's on that it's
Fuck me in the fucking ass!
Can't do this, can't, can't, I can't not do this.
I can't do it, can't do it.
Listen, the reason why you're getting frustrated, I'll tell you,
is because when you actually sit there and when you do, like, informative games for yourself,
where you sit there and you talk about it, you realize that there are mistakes that you are making, right?
And it's like, what I just want you to realize right now is that mistakes have led you to being at a point where you're 24.
The only thing you have to do right now is two things.
The first one is stop making them, and the second one is to learn from the ones they've already made.
So it's things like not smiling when you're going, things like not double casting your E fast enough.
These are mechanical things, right?
And the nice thing about it
Is that you're aware of it you're aware of it you're talking about it. That's good
So where are you gonna have to do now? Is there just more clear bring it downwards? You're gonna be all right
Like I just wanted to realize this game is so wonderful. Hold up. Hold up
Your ADC is 2-in-1, right?
Your top laner is 1-2-1. You're unironically fine
Your top laner is swimming well, your bot lane is swimming well, your mid laner is swimming okay
And it's on it like right now you're doing 4 but it's not like you're inting like you're still performing
Decently right and you have a chance to perform even better and the same way that you drop 20 kills in your other games
And the same way that you would want to be on your other games right you just gotta do it in this one
Alright, so now, go for the red, afterwards we're gonna go Krugs, then I want you to
see if you can look for Molly.
There you go, Krugs are free after this.
Okay, and then that bottom looks very tough right there.
Go for it, go!
I'm so slow!
Double now, double now, double now!
Okay, hold Q.
Send the fuck down.
There you go!
Okay now get that cannon!
See?
What did I tell you?
Now get the turret too.
There you go, you want some plates?
Like I'm telling you bro.
Bro this isn't lost and it's not over. We just say you to play the way that you know how to play it, okay?
Like you can see let me ask you a question a few days ago you were dropping 20 kills a game on Warwick
Would you say that you've gotten worse on Warwick since then?
I'm better on Warwick. I just don't play well on stream when I play this game
You're psyching yourself out. It's just statistically true. I do not play well on stream
I play this game
I mean a lot of times when I watch your games on stream you do play well. It might be that you get more tilted
It might be they get more frustrated, but I'm telling you it's not sure that you play bad on stream or anything like that
Okay
All right, so looking for this would be a bit rough if they collapse on you so we're gonna have to drag out the hell
There you go.
There's the petafile.
Q him, Q him and then flash, flash away, flash away, flash away, flash away.
Okay, you have your ult up in one.
Oh no, can you do it?
Can you do it?
Oh no.
I was trying to R as fast as I could, I know I know, but I was trying to R as fast as I could.
Dude, I'm not even kidding, somebody clip that shit. That was actually fucking clean, okay?
Okay, now Jhin see, can you do me a favor?
What?
I want you to hold Z, and I want you to re-boot that guy and just like...
Yeah, I know, I know.
Now, now I want you to fucking show him why you will.
Let's go.
Why are you pinging me because you're losing your lane?
Oh my god!
Let me steal this.
Yep, take the mid wave and then take the next one too.
Next one too.
bro if you lose your lane and like you ping me just like oh my god why are you pinging
me it's okay
All right, after the crisis, I wanted to look on...
I'm gonna look on Vod, just to be okay.
Yeah, this looks a bit too hard, so...
This looks horrible, yeah.
Yep.
Okay, I guess there's vision everywhere.
I don't know, like, probably when I got to silver one, there's just vision all the time.
I need to buy this sweeper instead.
Yeah, I can't buy it.
It's all right.
You can't buy it right now, because you have the Herald.
Now buy your titanic hodja, there you go, and now go...
...shake him.
Actually I'm wanting to run to Shadebot, but, but, but, but, but...
Alright, bro.
This looks really nice.
Press W now, now.
I don't have W for 7 seconds.
Okay, take the wave then.
I want you to take the wave.
And then I want you to take the turret.
And then after you take the turret, I want you to go dragon.
Yep, vote to surrender, you fucking pig.
You got it, bro, you got it.
Alright, drag, no, turret, turret, turret, turret.
Um, charnels here, this could be risky.
I would still go for it.
Go for it then, take the next wave.
That's a lot of gold.
All right now I wanted to back off into the nearest bush and lane, I don't know the bush
and lane and I wanted to ping your Camille on it.
There's any reason why.
She's backing.
I don't know.
Wait.
Wait no no wait in this bush.
Where in this bush?
Where in this bush and don't move.
For Katie?
Yep.
So what you're going to do is you're going to, when you see her and she's close, she's
saying the minions you're gonna double you then you're gonna walk up eq e then
afterwards you're gonna are okay why the fuck is she not walking right just recall
bro it generally makes no sense what so here out of base look for a boss at top
Okay, here I panic box is up, okay
I still got this ship we saw it up this ship
John men show some slime
Okay, after this we're gonna look on raptors and maybe we can look mid.
Maybe even before.
We'll see.
Okay, I want you to play, actually press 4 right now.
Press 4 right now.
There you go.
Now walk mid.
See if maybe you can kill her.
go behind the bushes
i look for gank
he said walkman
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yeah
double double double killer double killer
i don't know what i told you
don't need a dark
so i have another dark
yeah that's right
what uh... do you have some on
you got it?
nice!
okay
that's good that's good that's good that's good
alright it's back up and let's go to the uh... for the top side
also
kill garen
Sorry to have you on the wrong guy.
Do think you beat him still or just give up.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I messed up my mechanics again.
Yeah, just just go. Oh, God.
You can be free.
You can't fucking mouth again.
Dude. Oh, my God.
So listen, listen, listen, listen, I'll be honest, a lot of the mistakes you're making
aren't ones that it's the first time I see you make, right?
So I don't want you to sit here and think like, oh well, I've never played this fight
because like a lot of things like for example the flash there or the things like that, it's
not like uncommon, right?
But the fact that you're aware of it now is so good because it means that you can actively
work towards fixing them, okay?
So out of base let's look on the wolves maybe we can look for midgank with R
Guys went to EQE but I'm so bad on keyboard cause I don't miss keyboard
Well that's why then it's about practicing more
Like with the other games too if you have the option to play keyboard with R
This guy stands when you say three turret shots
You're not, come on Garen
Or is that it? Or is that it?
Or is that it?
Yeah you can't eat, oh my god he is gone
He's gone! Garen is gone!
Holy crap!
Okay okay that's good
He's not that, give me that, I think that just happened.
This guy ate three fucking turnip shots and lived.
Is that the best champion in the fucking game?
One of them, on their own, okay.
Okay, I jump on it, jump on it.
What's happening?
I'm dead.
I come, go for the ground, go for the ground.
No, I'm getting chased down by an actual sex offender.
Okay, uh, go for the Gromp.
I'm telling you, you don't die here.
Okay, I got you, I'm gonna dive her.
Okay.
Can you double you?
Alright, backup.
Now pick your team.
Hope that keyboard's broken too.
Hope the garbage it's broken.
Alright, it's gotta get off this shit.
Surrender.
Get me out of here.
If she's sitting there like trying to hit nine abilities on me, doesn't that mean her teammates are like literally like just four pedophiles and bushes?
Well, not necessarily because at the initial part where she sat there and she like walked up to hit the ground, her team wasn't in position, but it's the fact that like then afterwards they got in.
So like here, what you can do is like open the replay and we can actually go back to that place I can show you.
So top right next to view advanced details one second again, yep.
Oh, I got the same guy I got last game that into and hasn't gone positive in four days.
Cool.
Hasn't got positive four days.
Okay, wait, I'll show it to you from my screen
I'll share a screen, okay
Don is are you watching my stream on like a 20-second delay or something? I'm not kidding
I think it is delayed by I saw like two seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's probably why this has been going so horribly the entire day
Because I did I'm telling you like I'm
Like I swear to God, I don't know what it is, but it's like you will say something and
And like I'll immediately do it, but then you'll keep saying it for like four seconds and it's like I don't know
Yeah happening like I don't yeah, that's why I'm telling you I do think so there's a built-in delay on discord or some shit and
Yeah, but we're gonna have to figure out how to like fix it because I do think it's causing a shit ton of issues
But look at look at my discord screen
Okay ready
Okay, so check this all right
So here Mel walks up, right?
This bunch is doing this, okay?
Yeah, like she's walking up because Zyra and Zyra's here.
Well, even if Zyra's here, what the fuck do you care?
You have much odds you would still win.
So the problem is that a lot of the time...
I would kill Zyra and Mel here in a 1v2 when I'm behind in negatives.
Probably.
I just I don't think I just get CC. I mean, maybe if I'm a challenger, I don't a challenger the silver lobby
I just don't think I have good enough. It's just like the thing is how look Rosara is though. Right? She's focusing this
So it's like for me what I'm thinking is like, let's say you look on it
Yeah, I missed my E. Once I missed my E. I just wanted to leave. Yeah, like that's that's kind of like what it comes down to
It's like a lot of the times they're gonna be placed
I'm not even kidding. I honestly just think it's the three-second delay cuz like
Yeah, I'll walk out of the Nexus and then you said bye. I immediately clicked bot and then you went
Like five times and I'm like wait
We could have played like this because this shit is like give us like a second
I just I don't want to be on the game right now
But like I'm just saying like this threes five second delay and then I have to chat harassing me
And it's like if I don't stream this game
Like man, I can smurf it down right now in silver one.
What am I?
Like I'm telling you, it's literally just the delay.
It's just the fucking delay.
I pro- Okay.
This shit is so easy.
It's like I'm playing against nine Toddler.
So try something.
Try something.
It's just the delay.
Cause it's like I'm doing bad plays and I know they're bad, but they're good for you
because it's like four seconds delay.
Yeah.
Yeah, like I agree with you. But then the question is like, can we ask
how about how the fuck we even fix it then?
I just have to get gold off stream. I don't know. I can't.
I can't do it or solo.
I just can't I cannot do it.
Can't do this shit anymore.
I cannot because it's like I'm going negative against 37 year old men
who have been silver for 10 years and they're so bad.
Like I cannot physically lose to these guys anymore.
They're so bad
Okay
That's I got I got us I got to get off this like the most mad I've ever been on me like I have I
Cannot play this shit. I cannot do it
It's so fucking irritating
They're so like they're such bad players
I know. I just want you to know that no matter what elo you get to, and this is something
that I just want to kind of like, this will be the closing thing, right? I'm not going
to convince you to play another. But I just do want to say that you know how in almost
every game today, you've had games where it's like your entire team is like one in
Jhinxie?
Jhinxie?
Jhinxie?
uh
Jinxie
Hello.
That's like out of the normal necessarily the only thing you can do I swear to God is
just sit there and really lock in on improvement right and I just want to say that like what
you were doing in the last game when it's like you're dying you're like oh it's because
I did this wrong or it's because I did that wrong or things like that that's unironically
the number one best way to improve so even when you play off stream you can unironically
try being a schizo and talking to yourself because doing that is going to make it to your mechanics
improve way faster because right now your mechanics are your most limiting thing. I genuinely think
your decision making is really good a lot of the times from like a purely macro standpoint outside
like champion limits and shit but once you actually lock it on the mechanics I swear you're
gonna actually like win all these games with these. Thank you man. Yo I think I just want to play
one game like solo, not blaming you as a coach, just literally just like the four second discord
delay because I swear to God, that's the only reason I'm doing that. And then like,
you can watch, but I'm just, I'm going to lay some dick down right now because I'm not going
to go four and six against the nine worst players ever. I was fucking just a delay. I think it's
literally, I think it's literally just a delay. Okay, so out of curiosity, do you want me to open
up a notepad and then I'll just like take notes and I can show you. Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure.
Yeah, yeah, okay. Well anyways, I'll watch your shame then best of luck and the game bro. Yeah, and I believe in you, okay?
I just, I'm not going out four and six. I'm going four and six, uh, like ever, literally ever, you see, they can run.
It's not even on Dante's. It's just a four second discord delay. I mean like I can't I'm so fucking over-stimulated like
It's just all it's already so fucking over-stimulating just reading the chat and playing league
And then you factor in my coaches on a four second delay on discord. It's like I want to kill myself
I don't know what to do. I'm in game
Now I might actually play bad now because I'm tilted so I need to like untill but I'm gonna lay dick that like I
Literally am the best player in the lobby 70 to 80 percent of the time when I play this game alone off-stream with music period
I just I'm actually gonna have a real fucking crash out a minute here
And then it's like the constant one in ten teammates. It's like come on guys
Morgana Tristana. Well, Morgana alone is going to be a plated steel cap game. RT,
think of it as your one. All right, I'm going to end on YouTube and listen to music. I'm
I'm going to end up on YouTube and listen to music.
I'm just going to act like I'm not in the industry.
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We just remain with the voice of my head saying we don't shoot the message, but I'm just facing it.
I just don't understand how many fights gonna go. 1HP, uggh, uggh, uggh, actually it comes on my face six times.
1HP, literally 1HP.
Literally 1HP, legitimately 1HP.
she just comes on my face six times
you're some one HP bullshit
fuck you Casio fuck you fucking loser
literally one HP that's water in my eyes
I should display Warwick's R as such shit.
If they have any movement above Silver, the R dismisses.
Ahhhh, my god, I hate his R.
Bro, is this bitch serious?
You've gotta be kidding me.
You've got him, you're kidding me.
So what, is she just like a new Teemo?
I mean, what is this?
Oh, God, there's God himself.
I think my Ayano Yone has 12 deaths, plastic, at least he also has what, is he TPing?
Pro.
I just don't understand League. I just assume that engagement is so bad because it's a 5v5 and we're so behind.
I just assume, I don't understand League. I just assume we all get one shot at the end. I don't know.
It's too over man. How's that good? How's that a good engagement?
He's 9 and 12 and the asshole is 1 and 4 and it's a 3v4. Why is that good?
But it's like, why is that a good fight?
Why is that good?
We're losing by 20 kills.
Why is that a good fight?
I think Yone is like god now.
My god he's two levels higher than me.
I'm all of the right.
Oh my god, I just can't not do this.
Oh my god!
I've never once arred away and lived ever.
I guess technically if maybe if I would have arred perfectly over the wall, I would have dodged it all.
Maybe if I arred perfectly over the wall, I could have fun that.
Or maybe if four of my teammates weren't going negative with a 13-death young man, we could
win also.
Or maybe if I'm arring away the games over to begin with.
Oh god, Udyr's back.
He's backing on vision.
I'm on vision too somehow.
Alright, they're ending the game.
See what happens.
been destroyed
I didn't have a new target I guess like Tristana or Casio
Finally I can an R
Well, you kind of know that with your Yasuo and Yode are 30 kills behind, it's actually
a good engagement on the dragon because of their scaling build type of the archetype
of this item versus that with this team comp into this engagement, if you land your EQE.
And then if you were to hypothetically flash onto the Cassiopeia while she used her stun,
you could maybe backdoor and then life steal in the reverse of it. And maybe you could have
won that. Or to say if you would have arred over the rock and then solved world hunger and then
and split an atom, you could have maybe escaped for Stonna and you dear dude, honestly, man, just keep it up, bro. You got this.
I'm quitting the legends.
I'm quitting. I'm done.
I feel like the further I get in this game, the more depressed I'm going to get. So I'm just going to quit.
Good night, guys. I quit.