[629/730] 🔴 TRY NOT TO LAUGH -> CHESS -> CLASHIN TO 2000 MEDALS -> SIEGING TO DIAMOND 1 🔴

Jynxzi

09-24-2026 · 6h 15m

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[00:03:00] I think I have a woken, an absolute sleeping giant with my chess career.

[00:03:30] Guys, we're going to try not to laugh today, by the way, with MediaShare.

[00:03:34] Guys, I think I'm a woke-in-asleeping giant.

[00:03:38] After beating Tyler won, I'm coming for it all.

[00:03:42] Connor, India player.

[00:03:46] Pre-move for Maximum Aura.

[00:03:50] Chat, I low-key like the chat.

[00:03:54] What is better, the five-minute chess games or the three-minute chess games?

[00:03:58] Can you shut the fuck up? Oh, okay.

[00:04:06] Pending. Okay. Right here is a pin. We are now pinning.

[00:04:12] That night, the night can no longer move because it is just queen. So our job should be to keep this bishop here as long as we can check. You see how smart the shit is? Okay, boom. He goes Bishop. He does the same shit. We go here. We attack the Bishop.

[00:04:28] Ah, tricky, tricky, tricky.

[00:04:32] Chat, if I take with my pawn, I mess up my pawn structure.

[00:04:36] See how fucking smooth I am?

[00:04:39] Lock in.

[00:04:41] Let's go.

[00:04:42] So here's what's going to happen.

[00:04:43] He's going to do this.

[00:04:44] We're going to do this.

[00:04:45] He's going to do that.

[00:04:47] Ew.

[00:04:52] She gives me love and affection.

[00:04:55] Baby, did I mention, bro, holy power position with the queen here. Am I right?

[00:05:01] Holy power position. Guys, remember, it's all about defense.

[00:05:05] My next move is going to be this, and then I'm going to do this.

[00:05:08] Okay, he castles, we castle. Then I do this. Guys, I feel like I'm playing perfect right now.

[00:05:16] Four Night Globals this soon. I know, dude, I'm going to be watching that. I'm very excited.

[00:05:19] I'm very excited.

[00:05:20] Chad, it's not my birthday.

[00:05:21] On my birthday, I'm going to go live at like 11 a.m.

[00:05:24] I'm going to go live super-duper early to watch our four-night globals.

[00:05:29] Chad, am I tweaking or is this back-ranked me in two?

[00:05:33] This is back-ranked me in two.

[00:05:35] I don't think this guy has any way to stop this.

[00:05:41] This guy has no way to stop this because if I do this, he can do that or...

[00:05:48] The Bishop can't move.

[00:05:53] Yo, yo, the Bishop can't move.

[00:05:56] That's backranked me.

[00:06:00] I guess he could do that, but then he loses his queen.

[00:06:03] Is that not a brilliant?

[00:06:05] That's a brilliant.

[00:06:07] He can move his queen.

[00:06:08] But yeah, I mean, I guess here, here's that's his only valid move.

[00:06:12] That's his only move, guys.

[00:06:15] If he doesn't find this move, it's back rank mate, or he loses his queen, boom.

[00:06:20] Bro, that was just only about a move, it was right there.

[00:06:25] Boys, let's fucking go!

[00:06:35] Ooh, she gives me love and affection, baby, did I mention?

[00:06:44] All right, well now it's time to start.

[00:06:57] Was I not paying attention?

[00:07:03] Like man, what the fuck?

[00:07:04] Was I not paying fucking attention?

[00:07:07] I need it one on time.

[00:07:14] That is so stupid that I ended up blowing that!

[00:07:27] Bro, I won his fucking queen, man!

[00:07:30] I won his queen from that and I still lost!

[00:07:33] Not thought over yet.

[00:07:34] I can start checking it from downtown.

[00:07:36] town funky stuff Malone I'm gonna start checking this guy from downtown let me see how good

[00:07:42] your defense really is tell me how you really feel when I'll be cracking Jinxie

[00:07:55] that is a legendary check you I can win this I'm not even kidding I can win this shit

[00:07:59] Don't you worry. Don't you worry. Don't you worry child.

[00:08:05] Wait, I actually just found it. I'm so disgusting.

[00:08:10] No night takes Jesus. Oh, she gives me love. Wait a minute. But then what happens if I do?

[00:08:18] bro it's almost a perfect it's almost perfect I need to do this oh I just gave

[00:08:29] up back rank mate I wasn't paying attention fuck my god I didn't see it

[00:08:34] what a jackass bro he didn't see back rank mate wait now I can do this but I

[00:08:43] I didn't see backrank mate, what a jackass.

[00:08:49] Bro, I wanna do this move so bad,

[00:08:51] but it's just this knight is cocking me.

[00:08:55] Wait, so what's to stop me from like,

[00:09:05] check I guess, and then I can maybe move this up here.

[00:09:08] Oh no, Bishop takes.

[00:09:10] Wait, but then we trade.

[00:09:11] I need to fuck. Oh my god. Wait, I have revealed check. I have revealed check.

[00:09:21] Is there any nasty play I could do with this?

[00:09:26] Bro.

[00:09:35] There's gotta be a nasty ass play here.

[00:09:37] here. This reveal check. Brice don't see it. I don't see it. My body your choice. All right.

[00:09:46] Brice, I don't see it, man.

[00:09:55] I mean, everything's just locked up. Locked up. They won't let me out.

[00:10:02] Brice looks like totally out of the game. I just need to find a way to where I could like

[00:10:06] like, oh, I hung my, yep, GG, all right, get this guy's trash, how is this guy not seeing

[00:10:17] this?

[00:10:18] This guy's actually, oh, back rank mate, now he back rank mates me, you'll actually have

[00:10:23] five minutes to, okay, bye.

[00:10:28] Jinxie, you missed me in 324,000.

[00:10:34] Don't fuck yourself!

[00:10:37] Jack, are we ready for a little try not to laugh action?

[00:10:43] Are we ready?

[00:10:49] That was easily the worst chest I've ever seen, Jinxie.

[00:10:52] Thanks, man.

[00:10:53] Yo, happy Thursday to you too, my boy.

[00:10:55] That was easily the worst chest you've ever seen.

[00:10:58] You fucking serious.

[00:11:03] Jinx, you already made my night worse by going live.

[00:11:07] Ooh, she gives me love and affection.

[00:11:12] Yo, guys, are you ready for some try not to laugh?

[00:11:20] I'm gonna explain the rules.

[00:11:28] Okay, the rules is simple, high-fives, is it good to go, high-fives, am I good to go?

[00:11:51] No pixel, oh yeah, let me give you my update on no pixel.

[00:11:57] Oops.

[00:12:00] Whoa, Buddha said he manually entitled me.

[00:12:03] How about you see that?

[00:12:05] Wait a minute, could we get on NoPixel today?

[00:12:19] Wait.

[00:12:21] How about, can we get on NoPixel today?

[00:12:24] Oh my God.

[00:12:25] Bro, he said he manually added us.

[00:12:28] Oh my god, it's in there, WPWF!

[00:12:32] Yo, I think it's in there.

[00:12:35] Yes!

[00:12:38] Oh my god, I've been waiting for this!

[00:12:41] I got full walls to myself.

[00:12:44] Sitting inside a year and got no bail.

[00:12:47] They don't want me for a fail.

[00:12:49] They don't want to see me win at all.

[00:12:51] High-fives, yo, download.

[00:12:53] Let's do the Trinoklaphors.

[00:12:54] How about the Trinoklaphors?

[00:12:56] Chep, we can get on NoPixel today.

[00:12:58] Oh my God.

[00:13:02] Guys, oh my God.

[00:13:07] Gold in League today, I would rather jump

[00:13:10] in front of a semi-truck, okay?

[00:13:12] I'm gonna need at least a two to three week break

[00:13:14] from League of Legends.

[00:13:15] That game's gonna make me shove a dick in my ass.

[00:13:18] Not kidding.

[00:13:20] That game is gonna make me shove a penis

[00:13:22] In my tight, taping hole, I'm done with League for at least a week.

[00:13:30] Ooh, she gives me love and affection, baby.

[00:13:34] Hi, guys.

[00:13:35] Why are we in a black screen?

[00:13:39] My monitor on my right just died.

[00:13:43] You'll have eyes.

[00:13:43] My right side monitor got EMPed.

[00:13:46] Yeah, it's supposed to be that guy.

[00:13:47] Do you want the media clips on that longer or this longer?

[00:13:50] That'll be us, or the other mother, which one's easier?

[00:13:54] I mean, whatever one you want to look at.

[00:13:57] I could put a chat on this one.

[00:14:00] Have some kind of logging right now.

[00:14:05] Yeah, this one's fine. This one's fine.

[00:14:08] Ron called you autistic. Okay.

[00:14:12] Dream girl. What are he?

[00:14:15] I'm a man.

[00:14:19] All right, um,

[00:14:23] the next one, the rules and everything. It's a $1 minimum. You have to go to the link, you know, how it goes.

[00:14:30] Yes, chat. It's $1 to send in media share. We're doing this to minimize trolls.

[00:14:34] Go to the link, click the link in the pinned chat. High-five. Is it ready to begin?

[00:14:40] Uh-huh.

[00:14:42] All right, let's start it. Let's go. High-five, what's the cool down in between clips?

[00:14:47] I mean, I could just, I mean, I mainly do it, you want me to just, I'm a fire, do you want me to take time?

[00:14:55] Yeah, give me like five seconds between each clip, probably.

[00:14:59] Five to ten seconds.

[00:15:02] All right, kitten, I'll see you, bro.

[00:15:06] All right.

[00:15:08] Jack, let me explain the rules, bro.

[00:15:12] Oh, we have ice. Is there like a link that I.

[00:15:16] Projector source media.

[00:15:19] Oh, wait, have I I'm still confused because it's on the right side monitor.

[00:15:29] Ball right.

[00:15:31] Ball right.

[00:15:36] Yeah, what up, bro?

[00:15:38] Yeah, thanks.

[00:15:39] So your right side monitor is black because that's where the media share is going to be.

[00:15:43] Full screen for you.

[00:15:44] Yeah, but if that we said we're going to watch on the left side monitor.

[00:15:47] Is that what you want to do?

[00:15:48] Yes.

[00:15:49] Okay.

[00:15:51] She gives me love and affection.

[00:15:55] It's over here.

[00:16:04] Fuck all of you.

[00:16:05] all of you welcome to the community bro

[00:16:15] yo advice we got added in a no pixel bro

[00:16:19] switch this morning chat i didn't even know i didn't even know honestly

[00:16:29] okay i advise it's all perfect now yo whenever you're ready we can get this

[00:16:33] rolling advice. I'm ready to go. All right. Um, if there's any like, um, stalling, it's just because

[00:16:40] I have to review the clips that they're sending in. So like, if there's like a little bit of like

[00:16:45] stalling, I'm just at the beginning, it's going to be a little bit of stalling. But once the ball's

[00:16:49] rolling, you know what I mean? It's like, yeah, I got it. All right, go. All right. Yeah.

[00:16:54] Check. Try not to laugh. Part three viewer suggested videos. Now, let me explain this.

[00:17:04] If you're worried about Katie, if you're worried about the highlight reel, if you're worried about looking classy,

[00:17:09] if you're worried about oppressing girls, you're not going to get nothing done in life.

[00:17:12] Brother, brother, this is what I do every day. I play video games, boom. Play video games, boom.

[00:17:19] Okay, so the rules for this is as follows.

[00:17:24] I have to verbally laugh.

[00:17:25] I can't smile.

[00:17:27] I can't laugh at something I said.

[00:17:29] I have to verbally laugh at the clip.

[00:17:31] If I verbally laugh at the clip, you win 100 bucks, okay?

[00:17:37] Here's the thing, I'm actually fully locked in today.

[00:17:40] So there's not gonna be a single second where I laugh

[00:17:43] a single time.

[00:17:45] I'm literally not gonna laugh for a single second.

[00:17:47] Let's do this.

[00:17:48] Good luck.

[00:17:48] I have to go haha I can't be like smiling I also can't laugh at a joke that I'm

[00:17:56] saying bro I have to verbally laugh if I don't verbally laugh it doesn't count

[00:18:01] as a laugh okay minus 100 see again you guys aren't listening to anything I'm

[00:18:06] saying do you have eardrums in your head I can laugh I can laugh at something that

[00:18:12] I'm saying I cannot laugh at the media share if I laugh at the media if I laugh

[00:18:18] the video I lose and you win 100 bucks. Chat, good luck, let's go. Try not to laugh. Part 3

[00:18:26] viewer suggestion videos. If you make me laugh you win 100 bucks. I'm allowed to smile.

[00:18:32] Right now send a text. You're the most beautiful thing. I've ever seen in my life and I guarantee you bro

[00:18:38] I guarantee you they're gonna love whoever told you that Riz is

[00:18:45] Nope, I'm not gonna laugh now

[00:18:47] I will say this bro. Those clips are probably my weakness, but I'm not gonna laugh

[00:18:52] I told you guys in today's like excursion here. I will not laugh a single time, bro

[00:19:02] Um, your content is age-restricted, content is age-restricted. Watch on YouTube.

[00:19:11] Let's face it, we're strident. Look! Blueberries!

[00:19:23] You're all going to hell! Goodbye!

[00:19:25] what bro that's the reddit humor man dude I'm telling you bro vine was a

[00:19:36] different part of the world honestly the vine the vine days was just a very

[00:19:41] different part of life

[00:19:45] a potato flew around my room

[00:19:52] hey you want to

[00:19:55] yo guys you like can you guys lock in a little bit bro like you're not going to make me laugh

[00:20:01] with old internet memes bro you're not going to make me laugh with old internet memes

[00:20:07] clanks of what

[00:20:09] it's the shibathesias

[00:20:11] shibathesias thank you i'll have to look that up

[00:20:13] pretty good a 39 on my second game of

[00:20:15] the solar I'm doing pretty good no

[00:20:21] seen it but classic check I've seen this one but this one is a classic I don't

[00:20:26] think I'm gonna laugh today honestly I've seen it but it's a classic

[00:20:34] chat is that how you start like is that how a lot of people talk in Québec

[00:20:37] Kibbeka or is X2C just like

[00:20:50] Classic but I've seen it classic but I've seen it

[00:20:53] Chat like I'm telling you bro. It's classic, but I've seen it a hundred times

[00:20:58] To make me laugh. You really got to dig deep bro. You got it like dude the guy

[00:21:03] setting off fireworks in the number five

[00:21:06] no no no no no it's all second of

[00:21:18] Arthur we're gonna chat bro you have to

[00:21:21] like

[00:21:34] Okay, that's the closest I've been to laughing

[00:21:36] Dude when I was a kid in high school

[00:21:38] I literally every single day would watch double or age compilations with my friend max shout out max

[00:21:45] Pre somebody in the chap typing you had a friend you had friends

[00:21:48] I'm getting over like a flu or something. I had like a maybe sinus infection or something

[00:21:54] And a guy goes immune system of a toddler

[00:22:01] Bro, it's just I I cannot I can even know you that's roast the ball until I until until you guys

[00:22:08] How is that? How can you insult someone off that one time? I was sucking out of a shot. I felt like it was gay

[00:22:13] No, it felt like I was sucking it and I turned gay and I also pretended it was Los.

[00:22:20] Okay, alright, that is one laugh, that guy won 100 bucks.

[00:22:25] Okay, now I'm going to put it locked in.

[00:22:27] Bro, Los is genuinely like his chat dude and his reactions.

[00:22:32] It's legitimately hard to not laugh at.

[00:22:34] Dude, he has the funniest chat in the world.

[00:22:37] Okay, minus 100 bucks so far.

[00:22:40] All good.

[00:22:41] Let me completely dial it.

[00:22:54] Yeah, he's the worst video game player of all time, bro.

[00:22:56] Chat, have you ever in your entire life?

[00:22:59] I like think about the worst gamer, you know, actually, that's a good question.

[00:23:02] Who's the worst gamer that you know?

[00:23:05] Are they worse than Los?

[00:23:06] I don't think so.

[00:23:07] Because bro, have you ever seen a human being, a fully functioning sentient human being try to farm a mountain?

[00:23:15] Oh me, I'm the worst gamer you know.

[00:23:19] I'm the worst gamer you know. Mind you, I'm a top 2,000 player in Clash Royale, and a top 50 controller player in Rainbow Six Seeds.

[00:23:29] I'm the worst gamer you know. I'm the worst gamer you know. And I've reached the peak ranks in multiple games.

[00:23:36] I'm the worst gamer you know

[00:23:58] By the way 100% no Scott don't know fries bro. He's saying he doesn't know what a donut fry is

[00:24:05] Yeah, right, dude. Yeah, right. Yo, I'm so excited for Minecraft. Oh my god. It's gonna be so funny

[00:24:11] How do you not know what a donut prize? I

[00:24:16] See miss

[00:24:18] Mechmane, I mean mechmane.

[00:24:27] Darahi.

[00:24:30] Yeah, is this Russia?

[00:24:35] Russia?

[00:24:37] Why is my left ear, my left ear is just.

[00:24:42] It only came out of my left ear.

[00:24:46] Bro just my why was that only my left ear? Did you guys also hear that?

[00:25:16] Okay, that was pretty good, I actually have never seen that, I'm gonna be honest, I don't

[00:25:26] know how I haven't seen that.

[00:25:28] Yeah, what game was that?

[00:25:30] Was that Red Dead or like, what game was that?

[00:25:33] It looked like a Red Dead cutscene.

[00:25:35] Oh, that was the last one.

[00:25:39] I feel like I've seen that at Maya.

[00:25:42] I wish I had more context though, like for me my favorite Joe crashouts is when it's

[00:26:09] like a 20 minute build up and then he just completely snaps. Like I wish I had more lore

[00:26:16] to that because I actually don't understand the context of that clip. Like bro, when Joe actually

[00:26:23] gets going though dude, it's like because then he has the vein popping out of his forehead,

[00:26:28] the vein popping out of his throat. Dude, I've only laughed at one clip and bro, I've actually,

[00:26:34] I think I've seen it.

[00:26:36] I'm moving boxes into a house, you stupid shit!

[00:26:39] Fuck!

[00:26:40] Oh my god!

[00:26:42] I'm sorry, I'm crashing out.

[00:26:43] Hey, YouTube audience!

[00:26:45] It seems as if my Twitch chat doesn't understand the fucking premise of the video today.

[00:26:53] It seems that my Twitch chat's actually-

[00:26:56] So wait, did he go and do a cutscene, like, off-stream?

[00:26:59] I- I just need the lore!

[00:27:01] I need the lore- I don't know the lore of this crash out.

[00:27:04] Like I have no lore to this.

[00:27:11] I don't know if that's funny, it's more so terrifying?

[00:27:26] Bro, was he busting a nut or something?

[00:27:31] the chat said they used to goon to this back in the day you should probably be in prison then bro

[00:27:37] you should probably be that there's a this is somebody's kid the Los polos when you put your

[00:27:44] big fat belly on her back while you bang her doggy

[00:27:48] Oh wait, that's going.

[00:27:55] Yo, I'm fine, minus, okay, okay, you got me, that's fair, minus 200, bro, it's just,

[00:28:03] I can't, I can't do it, I cannot do it, bro, I just, I genuinely, maybe I'm an idiot,

[00:28:09] I genuinely piss myself laughing every time I see these, bro, when I sit in bed at one

[00:28:14] in the morning, I just scroll through Losan Wadclips, it's literally half my 4U page,

[00:28:19] That's why I know every reference. Oh

[00:28:23] Man, dude, that clip was funny. That was funny. I don't know if I've seen that one either. No, I think I have actually

[00:28:30] Okay, so so far there's been two laughs have they both been on most clips

[00:28:35] That was the first laugh on a most clip or am I tweaking? I think it was now

[00:28:48] Was this the game he leaves?

[00:28:50] Did he leave the-

[00:28:52] F***ing quiet! F***ing player!

[00:28:57] I think he leaves.

[00:29:00] Sit in your f***ing base, bitch. You're gonna get f***ing dumps.

[00:29:08] Kill me, please! Kill me now!

[00:29:11] F***ing kill me! Now!

[00:29:14] I think he left that game.

[00:29:16] Like, I remember him leaving in a 1v1.

[00:29:20] JC, I want you to throw me around like a rag doll and spit in my mouth.

[00:29:24] Carter, welcome back to the stream, bro.

[00:29:26] You're a loser.

[00:29:37] Why are we retweeting that?

[00:29:39] Okay, there's only been two laps.

[00:29:41] Shit, were they both low slips?

[00:29:43] I'm fully locked in, all right, I'm fully locked in.

[00:29:48] When I see Losan Watt, I just have to dial in because there's going to be more, there's

[00:29:51] going to be more Losan Watt lips.

[00:29:53] Let me fully dial in for this, bro.

[00:29:57] Do you know somebody with autism?

[00:30:04] What is autism?

[00:30:06] Autism is a lifelong developmental disability that affects how we communicate with and

[00:30:11] relate to others his arms are just like gigantic and yeah title definitely has

[00:30:30] the tism title definitely has the tism bro bro his arms are like gigantic dude

[00:30:38] Guys falls.

[00:30:42] Okay, I'm not laughing with the rest of the video.

[00:31:06] Chad, I'm dialed.

[00:31:10] I'm not live for the rest of the video.

[00:31:14] I'm fully locked in, bro.

[00:31:16] Joe, Joe, thank you, bro.

[00:31:20] I don't remember.

[00:31:23] Hello?

[00:31:24] Hello?

[00:31:26] Hello?

[00:31:29] What the heck?

[00:31:32] Yo, Chad, what?

[00:31:33] Do you guys have a pre-made PC?

[00:31:35] Let me see my shirt.

[00:31:37] I go by flight.

[00:31:38] You call me FTC.

[00:31:39] I'm running.

[00:31:41] You don't even call me FTC.

[00:31:43] What's your name, son?

[00:31:48] Get back at me.

[00:31:49] That actually, OK, that legitimately got me.

[00:31:52] Jesus, Jesus.

[00:31:54] OK, that's three laps.

[00:31:58] Yo, you guys need to do more flight clips, too.

[00:32:00] Boom, they're going to be right.

[00:32:02] That actually got me.

[00:32:05] I'm a grow man! You want me to call you FTC

[00:32:07] What's your name son?

[00:32:12] A Y

[00:32:12] Make a hard right, I'm making a hard right, shoot, make a hard right, shoot,

[00:32:35] Bro, what I don't understand is why does he talk through his controller's speaker if he has a headset?

[00:32:43] Do you rea- Bro, if you talk through a controller's speaker, this is how you sound to your teammates.

[00:32:47] OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS GAME IS MAD!

[00:32:52] HOLY FUCK!

[00:32:54] GOD!

[00:32:59] MY GOD!

[00:33:01] MY FUCKING GOD!

[00:33:04] MY GOD!

[00:33:05] my god my god oh my god my god my god oh my god

[00:33:18] okay

[00:33:20] whoa okay let me laugh three times bro yo okay i should have i should be at zero laps right now

[00:33:26] Now, now I'm, I'm fully-

[00:33:29] Hamoud, Hamoud, Hamoud, Hamoud, Hamoud, Habibi, Hamoud, Hamoud, Habibi, Hamoud, Habibi, Hamoud, Habibi, Hamoud, Hamoud, Hamoud.

[00:33:48] Bro, what the heck does Habibi mean?

[00:33:50] She's a wolf in mouse clothing.

[00:33:57] The mouse's ghostly howl stakes claim to her.

[00:34:07] Wait, what?

[00:34:12] Is that actually how it sounded?

[00:34:15] What?

[00:34:19] So, if you've been keeping up with flight the whole month of June, you know that he has

[00:34:25] a regular of four and six.

[00:34:26] But we're going to go ahead and make that three and six because the game begins to 10-year-old

[00:34:30] me.

[00:34:31] No!

[00:34:32] Yes, it does!

[00:34:33] Man!

[00:34:34] Yes, it does!

[00:34:35] Bro!

[00:34:36] Bro, stop taking wins away from me, man!

[00:34:39] That counts!

[00:34:41] You were doing-

[00:34:42] Chat, I swear to God, I actually watched that entire video.

[00:34:45] It was like flights, like shot chart.

[00:34:49] He's like shot accuracy. I literally watched that entire video. That video is a classic.

[00:34:56] That video is a classic. I swear I want to open it. It was like all just red X's. That

[00:35:03] is a classic. That is legitimately a classic.

[00:35:05] I would not say across fingers on you, but I even crossed my vices.

[00:35:13] No, no.

[00:35:15] Only you, buddy.

[00:35:17] And I think that that's it.

[00:35:19] That's it.

[00:35:21] Robin, how do they, how, how, why?

[00:35:25] It was a club moment.

[00:35:27] Okay, all right, that was funny.

[00:35:29] That was funny.

[00:35:31] Okay, I haven't seen that.

[00:35:33] I haven't seen that.

[00:35:34] Jack, what was that stream from with Onaypixel?

[00:35:36] Where was he at?

[00:35:38] Where was he at, man?

[00:35:42] It was a CS awards. Okay. Okay. Hi guys, you could you couldn't do the clips faster too. You don't have to like wait 10 seconds

[00:36:02] Is that real it's that real

[00:36:07] What level was the on bro 44% are you kidding me with that with that being said let's go

[00:36:12] First person yo yo one question. Who do you think you are?

[00:36:20] Charlie what are we doing man? Like who do I think I am is anyone see kpop demon slayer hunter?

[00:36:26] Is it for kids or girls or is it like nobody see your

[00:36:31] What

[00:36:33] You don't see my stomach and even if you did my stomach is like show me

[00:36:36] Yo, I can't do this, bro. I look more like Anthony. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Okay, five

[00:36:45] Five laughs, bro

[00:36:47] Okay, I have eyes you can just speed run them. My bad. Yo chat. Okay five laughs now. I'm locked in bro. Jesus

[00:37:06] Left bro, what the fuck was going through his brain?

[00:37:10] Legitimately what the f-

[00:37:21] What's the clip? Am I tweaking?

[00:37:27] Am I tweaking?

[00:37:36] What's so funny?

[00:37:40] Okay, I didn't laugh.

[00:37:42] I did not laugh.

[00:37:43] I did not laugh.

[00:37:44] Oh my God!

[00:37:45] No!

[00:37:46] It was after the clip!

[00:37:49] It was after the clip!

[00:37:50] Bro's the most unsupportive brother ever.

[00:37:52] Dude, that was like two seconds in.

[00:37:54] I laughed after the clip!

[00:37:56] Are you serious?

[00:37:58] Oh, no!

[00:38:00] Oh, oh, oh!

[00:38:05] What?

[00:38:08] What?

[00:38:10] Okay.

[00:38:11] I thought it was gonna be the, uh, the like dance.

[00:38:13] Yeah.

[00:38:14] I thought it was gonna be that.

[00:38:15] In Cube, they could be the prime.

[00:38:16] Whew!

[00:38:17] I'm locked in.

[00:38:18] Come on!

[00:38:19] Come on!

[00:38:20] Come on!

[00:38:21] Come on!

[00:38:22] Come on!

[00:38:23] I'm locked in.

[00:38:24] Let's go.

[00:38:25] Oh, I'm flashed.

[00:38:26] It's a little bit.

[00:38:27] I don't remember this.

[00:38:28] Why did I fucking die?!

[00:38:29] Dude, why is it that when I flash somebody, it's like I just flashed them in the face with

[00:38:34] with a fucking napkin from a little kid's birthday party!

[00:38:37] Throw an eye in it, fucking blast!

[00:38:39] It tastes like something solid black to be fucking requited!

[00:38:43] Throw the fucking back sheet over the hell of my head!

[00:38:46] And just pristine the skull, fuckhead!

[00:38:49] Oh, I don't know.

[00:38:53] Chet, does Jeff still play Call of Duty?

[00:39:01] None of these are real, okay?

[00:39:03] None of these are real. Okay, there we go. We have X in here. Hey, what up, baby?

[00:39:08] All right, did you already start? We haven't started yet. We're about to start. Yeah, we're

[00:39:13] I'm about to put it on. Do you need a second?

[00:39:25] I think he's good to go.

[00:39:26] Okay, Spider-Man pointing out Spider-Man gifts. Like, bro, what?

[00:39:33] XQC is literally the CEO of Sunring. Oh my god. Oh my god. Classic. Classic.

[00:39:41] Yo, how did he get away with this? No, legitimately. How was this acceptable at the time?

[00:39:51] Brother, this guy launched pad in the 1v1. They didn't even have the same kit. How did he get away with this?

[00:39:59] That's why I always say we are done with the 90s, bro.

[00:40:07] How did he get away with this, man?

[00:40:11] You're bad!

[00:40:13] I saw this. Wait, am I tweaking?

[00:40:16] Fuck down a fuck, down a fuck, down a fuck, down a fucking milli-

[00:40:18] Fucking! HORTED! Fucking player!

[00:40:24] For fuck-

[00:40:27] Sitting at your fucking base, bitch, you're gonna get-

[00:40:31] Put the jager-black I-ce in my a-ssss

[00:40:33] My pack...

[00:40:35] The eight-year search, the eight-year journey...

[00:40:37] Is over!

[00:40:38] I'm packing the jager-black-ice.

[00:40:43] You immediately think you're debottable-

[00:40:45] Sound judgement

[00:40:46] I

[00:40:49] Lock it

[00:40:51] Close Polos when you put your big fat belly on her back while you bang her dog

[00:40:59] You fucking piece of shit

[00:41:01] This is years ago when you guys were young I went to a gym. I had a quit um the owner was giving three memberships to strippers

[00:41:06] That's not saying that's not how to quit that shit. I quit

[00:41:08] You think I'm gonna be in your nose and you can't walk around naked

[00:41:12] What are you shaking your asses? I gotta get out of here

[00:41:14] I went back.

[00:41:17] Come on, come on.

[00:41:21] Whoo!

[00:41:24] That's true.

[00:41:34] Is that bad?

[00:41:44] Bro that reminds me of Kesha the League of Legends guy, god they actually look alike,

[00:41:56] jeez it.

[00:41:57] That reminds me of Kesha, the guy that plays Nunu.

[00:42:02] You don't need me, like this is just like a baby can figure this out over time, it's

[00:42:08] just like blocks.

[00:42:09] Like you're finding noises you like and stuff. You don't really need theory look all that shit

[00:42:14] Okay, now I do pattern I go sit

[00:42:20] Okay, I think you need theory

[00:42:22] The game you quit. Yeah, I'm on it. I'm on a one week hiatus from League maybe two weeks. I can't I can't I

[00:42:32] Don't I just I can't win I can't I cannot win

[00:42:35] No matter I can't crack the code on it I get two wins away from

[00:42:51] Is that actually the full contacts of like bro

[00:42:55] I just can't win

[00:42:57] Get back in there kid. We good bro. We are good man

[00:43:01] I'm sorry to turn himself in, will result in a bench warrant with no bond.

[00:43:10] Thank you. Mr. Harris, I'll be giving you a call.

[00:43:21] Okay.

[00:43:22] I've actually I didn't even I've never even seen the full clip of that I didn't

[00:43:31] even see the full clip of that okay chat you guys are standing against

[00:43:37] Classic

[00:43:52] Doesn't mean we can't play it you dumb

[00:44:07] over over edited over edited also do you know the amount of creep you have to be to go into

[00:44:12] someone's chat and be like this isn't real horror huh this isn't even scary this isn't real horror

[00:44:20] like just knowing that context makes that clip 20 times better this isn't real horror i'm not

[00:44:27] even scared right now get your lamp out get your lamp out and put it up to your face while you wane

[00:44:33] You need a mob, the enemy Syndra! Am I not good?

[00:44:36] Oh god.

[00:44:37] Oh, no.

[00:44:37] I don't know if I can do that. I don't know if I can do that.

[00:44:40] You have to, Onay. You have to. It's the only mob.

[00:44:42] What?

[00:44:43] Okay, yes, yes.

[00:44:44] Hold the bomb to your face, Onay, and then recall.

[00:44:47] Hold the bomb to your face while you recall.

[00:44:49] I'm working!

[00:44:50] Yes!

[00:44:51] Good!

[00:44:52] Good!

[00:44:53] Great!

[00:44:54] What type of...

[00:44:55] Coaching is this?

[00:44:56] So what is this, actually? The deer calling?

[00:45:00] What did it cut to?

[00:45:02] What did it even cut to, bro?

[00:45:06] You know what's insane is Titer 1 has the greatest gaming achievement of any streamer

[00:45:20] ever.

[00:45:21] And I don't think a lot of people even understand that.

[00:45:24] Guys, he's a five-year-old challenger, man.

[00:45:27] Why is Ron calling me?

[00:45:35] What are you?

[00:45:38] Bro, why'd you call?

[00:45:39] What?

[00:45:42] Are you listening to that?

[00:45:43] You're not live.

[00:45:44] And you're listening to that shit

[00:45:45] in your own time shirtless.

[00:45:48] Who are you, bro?

[00:45:50] Yeah, two things.

[00:45:51] Hi guys, can you take off the fat ass

[00:45:53] on the bottom left of the screen?

[00:45:54] Okay.

[00:45:55] Number two is, bro, I'm probably gonna be on a flight tonight,

[00:45:59] so I just wanna say happy birthday, bro.

[00:46:02] Oh yeah, wait, you actually remember.

[00:46:03] Dude, my birthday is in two days, yeah.

[00:46:05] How'd you remember that?

[00:46:07] But I'll probably forget it, so.

[00:46:11] Yeah, you're going to Belgium, right?

[00:46:13] Yeah, bro.

[00:46:14] Have you ever been to Belgium?

[00:46:16] No, but I just wanted to remind you this,

[00:46:20] this birthday is coming up, it's your 30th birthday,

[00:46:23] And I want to say, I hate it the most because this is probably your last birthday ever. We're going to be stuck with loose and we might die in there.

[00:46:31] So, you know, just really enjoy this birthday. Probably spend it with everyone and tell them how much you love them.

[00:46:38] And you might not ever leave that room. So, all right. Thank you for the birthday wishes, Ron. I appreciate it. And thank you, man. I appreciate you for remembering.

[00:46:48] Can you do me a favor?

[00:46:50] Can you like point the camera,

[00:46:52] like point my camera onto the screen?

[00:46:54] Can you also look at the screen?

[00:46:55] Just like look at your camera also.

[00:47:05] You know, this guy is a psychopath, but chat,

[00:47:07] Ron is a sweetheart.

[00:47:09] Dude, Ron, I didn't even remember it was my birthday

[00:47:12] in two days.

[00:47:13] Ron remembered?

[00:47:14] No way, Ron actually remembered.

[00:47:16] Let's get a W, Ron in the chat.

[00:47:18] That means Ron is technically the first person to wish me happy birthday.

[00:47:37] The timing of what just happened is fucking insane.

[00:47:41] The timing of what just happened is insane.

[00:47:44] Bro, he re like, I'm gonna be honest, like I love Ron, bro.

[00:47:47] He slapped the dog shit out of him, like it was so loud.

[00:47:52] It was so loud.

[00:47:55] And then Lacey, dude, I saw a clip of Lacey like, bro, my friends ever get pressed, like

[00:48:01] I'm stepping in.

[00:48:02] And then Lacey's like, oh shit, and then he grabs his phone, like Lacey, you didn't

[00:48:08] do anything, bro.

[00:48:12] I cannot believe that that happened.

[00:48:16] Like, do not bully people.

[00:48:19] The fuck you say to me, you little shit!

[00:48:22] That is a classic.

[00:48:25] I didn't laugh.

[00:48:26] I didn't laugh.

[00:48:27] Okay, what did we minus 700?

[00:48:29] What did we minus 700?

[00:48:30] Here?

[00:48:31] That was a call, but I didn't laugh.

[00:48:33] That was a call.

[00:48:34] That was a call, but I didn't laugh.

[00:48:36] That was a call.

[00:48:37] Dude, chat.

[00:48:38] Oh my God, we actually get to get on NoPixel today.

[00:48:43] I'm so excited, bro.

[00:48:44] Oh my God.

[00:48:45] I'm trying to play no pixel for freaking 10 days.

[00:48:48] What am I saying?

[00:48:58] What am I talking about? Why are you tripping, man?

[00:49:08] Get out one time, Roy!

[00:49:11] She's trying to bite me!

[00:49:15] Oh my god!

[00:49:25] We just got decked!

[00:49:26] Should I fight as Fridge?

[00:49:31] Yeah, the Fridge won, I guess.

[00:49:36] I don't know what is even...

[00:49:38] Dude, Chad, do you guys ever have a vending machine where you got...

[00:49:41] got

[00:49:49] Yo, imagine that's your fucking comp teammate bro. I think I'm like minus 900 by this point

[00:49:54] Okay, bro one more one more laughs. What was it gonna say? Oh, yeah, dude

[00:49:59] Y'all ever have like a granola bar or something gets stuck in a betting machine and then you actually start tonight

[00:50:11] what the fuck okay we're at minus 900 at minus 1,000 we'll stop

[00:50:23] wouldn't the stream be better if he was drunk if you ever step foot in Tennessee

[00:50:30] no one will ever see your face again this is these are borderline threats I

[00:50:35] I need to be reported, bro.

[00:50:37] Like borderline, these are threats.

[00:50:39] Like no, it's not.

[00:50:40] What does it mean, West, bro?

[00:50:44] This guy goes, if you, if you're any-

[00:50:46] Okay.

[00:50:48] Los, you're lucky I didn't assassinate you at the mall.

[00:50:51] Jerry Hilde, I think I did you want?

[00:50:54] Jerry Hilde, I think I did you want?

[00:50:55] It was a Bradley Martin, though.

[00:50:56] Wait, what was Bradley Martin?

[00:50:58] I think I-

[00:50:59] Pfft!

[00:51:00] Pfft!

[00:51:00] AHHHHHHHHH!

[00:51:02] AHHHHH!

[00:51:03] AHHHHH!

[00:51:04] AHHHHHHHHH!

[00:51:05] AHHHHHHHHH!

[00:51:07] No!

[00:51:09] Dude, Deji and KSI have the most insane laugh packages ever, bro.

[00:51:17] Bro, but I need more context, man!

[00:51:20] Say to my voice!

[00:51:21] What is this insane simple ace, Noe?

[00:51:25] It all bloated.

[00:51:26] I'm gonna get starps, but I'm probably gonna get a cappuccino. Yeah, we're in the actually I thought you were

[00:51:33] Tom and I'm ice. Yeah. What the hell appreciate about my tonight's moderations brown. Let's get starps

[00:51:41] So can I get a cappuccino? Yo? Oh

[00:51:47] Yeah, I've heard that the Jinxie kid. Yeah

[00:51:51] No, I'm not him nice milkers

[00:51:54] It was good. I mean yo, I don't have milkers, bro. I'm 511 160

[00:52:02] Dream girl will ahi yo, I'm a man what?

[00:52:11] Your shit low-key jelly, uh, I'm gonna mulling them seen it

[00:52:17] Okay, I just got Molly. I think they mullied me

[00:52:21] where does your Molly hit I don't know yet only for it yeah okay I'm blind they just fucking

[00:52:30] serve fucking perfect flash I mean that's your type of gameplay I don't play mouse games so yeah

[00:52:39] yo man again top 2000 class player top 50 r6 player on control so why did the farmer

[00:52:48] have no one laugh at his joke what what what what even was that a e-date chef

[00:53:13] on my life you're not top 100 what do you mean on your life bro you're just a

[00:53:21] hater yeah I am lit no literally in my heyday

[00:53:26] Oh

[00:53:56] No.

[00:54:00] Roar some of you guys are like bath salts or something.

[00:54:03] No, no, let's hit him at lead.

[00:54:04] You guys like just blast shrooms before you join my stream.

[00:54:08] What are some of these clips bro?

[00:54:12] In what planet do you think that's funny?

[00:54:14] What the fuck?

[00:54:31] What the hell?

[00:54:32] That's not like screaming for help dude.

[00:54:34] What does this guy say?

[00:54:37] Yo, new viewer here.

[00:54:39] Quick question.

[00:54:40] Are you one of them special eds?

[00:54:45] So now we've transitioned from trying to make stupid tubby jokes to now you're insinuating

[00:54:53] I have mental disabilities.

[00:54:55] I just, I don't, I don't, I, you know what I mean?

[00:54:57] Your bloodstream is made out of ketchup.

[00:55:02] I don't even put ketchup like that.

[00:55:05] Loser.

[00:55:06] Why does Lois's shirt say to-do list your mom and it's crossed out?

[00:55:13] Like this guy's not real

[00:55:22] Okay, Jack we're wrapping it up there. I left nine times not bad. Okay. I left nine times not bad

[00:55:30] wrap it up there minus 500

[00:55:32] Because he did everyone's mom wrote chat you realize like a to-do list your mom shirt

[00:55:41] I don't even think I don't even think a middle schooler would wear that like maybe one of the Mountain Dew kids

[00:55:48] To do list your mom are you serious and it's crossed out

[00:55:53] Like bro, what?

[00:55:55] Geeks, you're back to Ron's YouTube video.

[00:56:01] What is it again?

[00:56:02] What's Ron's YouTube video?

[00:56:03] How about, how do I close out of this now?

[00:56:05] Oh, isn't it My Cringiest Moments?

[00:56:08] Oh, she is sweet but a psycho and a little bit psycho and it got me seemin'

[00:56:16] Mama mama mama

[00:57:16] It's not fire.

[00:57:28] Bitch, I like it. No silence.

[00:57:33] Fresh as fuck.

[00:57:46] Reaction to Jinxie's old cringy video.

[00:57:52] I slept the last 15 years of my life playing video games.

[00:57:55] All right, y'all.

[00:57:56] I already know about a cringe, bro.

[00:57:57] I already know Jinxie.

[00:57:59] I already know everything about him.

[00:58:00] I already know he's a cringe mother.

[00:58:02] Can I get a retweet or not?

[00:58:04] He's a turn TS off type of dude.

[00:58:05] I already know it's about to be really bad.

[00:58:08] He just used my own gift against me.

[00:58:12] The whole chat's retweeting it.

[00:58:13] Bro, I don't like what even is going to be in these 23 minutes here.

[00:58:18] I don't really know what I'm about to watch, but nonetheless, I will be watching.

[00:58:23] There's a guy spamming small dick over and over again.

[00:58:27] Yo, FW Fion, you're a psychopath.

[00:58:32] But again, yo man, if you're saying that I have a small dick, like that's just weird

[00:58:40] of you to- why do you care?

[00:58:42] I don't want to see turn like legitimately. Why do you care? Take that gooners? Oh, JC. I like the gooners shirt

[00:58:49] Carter, this is just a normal shirt TS off after every single clip. I'm gonna try my best not to cringe. Let's begin

[00:58:59] Give me back jobs, I want back job. I can

[00:59:12] It's time for no pixel guys lock it. I like chat. I don't know when I'm gonna get on no pixel, but bro

[00:59:18] We're on this shit today

[00:59:20] Dude, do you realize how long of a wait it's been?

[00:59:24] Go back watch it

[00:59:29] Hold the internet wait, is this good or bad?

[00:59:34] Fuck you Jinxie I hate you from cherry Hill and this name is cherry Hill demon

[00:59:43] Two frames in already left.

[00:59:47] You're a massive gimp.

[00:59:49] What even is, what is a gimp?

[00:59:52] What is a massive gimp?

[00:59:54] Cause I hate watching myself.

[00:59:56] I don't really wanna watch it.

[00:59:57] Hill's thinking about it.

[01:00:03] He trying to ignore it.

[01:00:04] What am I trying to ignore?

[01:00:05] The chat is spamming me to watch it.

[01:00:08] The chat is spamming me to watch my cringiest moments.

[01:00:11] I don't even like watching myself anyways.

[01:00:15] I hate watching you too.

[01:00:17] Okay.

[01:00:19] Jixi, I'm your loosest fan.

[01:00:23] Your internet speed is worse than mine.

[01:00:24] Wait, I feel like my internet speed is good

[01:00:26] on downloads and stuff.

[01:00:27] Is it not?

[01:00:33] Bro, I feel like my internet speed is good on like,

[01:00:36] on. I feel like it's really good. Yeah, I'm not I'm not going to get on no pixel yet.

[01:00:45] I think I'm going to get on no pixel at like six. I like six PM.

[01:00:52] Chat by the way, Packers. Packers versus Falcons tonight. Who do you guys got? Who do you guys got?

[01:01:06] Who do you guys got in this game?

[01:01:12] I'm excited to see how Penex does in his like debut of the season.

[01:01:19] Not his debut because he played last season, but like, I don't know man, it's in Lambeau

[01:01:25] Field, the cheeseheads are pretty crazy.

[01:01:28] I think the Packers just probably clear here.

[01:01:32] I don't think the Packers would like blow, blow them out, literally.

[01:01:38] I don't think the Packers would like blow them out.

[01:01:42] When there's a will, there's a way kind of beautiful and every night, watch a family-friendly

[01:01:52] video.

[01:01:53] Yeah, chat.

[01:01:54] Yeah chat so what it's like a good family family video to watch

[01:02:04] Which did you like zoom calls

[01:02:12] Which one the first one

[01:02:24] We shout every single laugh because whichever one of us laughs the most after six of the

[01:02:30] funniest live streams TikTok has ever seen, we'll be doing a terrible mystery punishment

[01:02:36] at the end.

[01:02:37] What's Berserk?

[01:02:38] What's Berserk?

[01:02:40] I am Berserk, son of Doris.

[01:02:42] Hi Berserk.

[01:02:43] I was wondering if friend can join.

[01:02:45] I don't know how this is going to go but we'll see.

[01:02:48] Hello.

[01:02:49] Justin is great elder in Viking Village.

[01:02:53] Yes, I am Justin, village elder.

[01:02:55] Hello, I am Jorkel, son of Justin.

[01:02:59] My noble steed.

[01:03:00] I don't know if that means what it's supposed to mean, but...

[01:03:04] Usually means like a horse or...

[01:03:06] Oh, my noble seed.

[01:03:14] How are you doing?

[01:03:15] Oh, Hogrider is here. Hello, Hogrider.

[01:03:19] Do you guys know each other?

[01:03:20] Well, we're all in the same village.

[01:03:22] JD, where are you from?

[01:03:23] Come bro, but Chad it's an hour though

[01:03:26] When there's a will there's a way kind of beautiful

[01:03:36] Said these ones are long dude, it's ones are long as shit

[01:03:45] But yeah, bro, let me say this man

[01:03:48] Falcons are in the running for one of the worst teams in the NFL

[01:03:51] They're right there with the bucks and the Dolphins. Packers blow this out here. Packers are going to blow this team out.

[01:03:58] Watch Ron's video. Fine, you guys win, bro. I'll watch Ron's video of my tringiest moment.

[01:04:07] I want backshots. I want them now, daddy.

[01:04:13] I just, yeah, I cannot watch this video, bro. Like chat, what?

[01:04:16] What?

[01:04:18] All right, yeah, I'm not watching this.

[01:04:20] What the fuck?

[01:04:21] Bro, these are like two years old.

[01:04:24] I'm not, what the fuck is that?

[01:04:32] No, I'm not watching it, shut up!

[01:04:36] You go watch it.

[01:04:38] Yeah, my shit low key jelly, I'm sure it is, bro.

[01:04:42] Why are you looking at a man's ass?

[01:04:46] All right, fine. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. I'll watch it

[01:04:52] I'm gonna do a lot of skipping. Oh, daddy. All right. Yeah, skip

[01:04:58] Fucking skip, bro. Literally skip skip

[01:05:05] But these are just old like this is old

[01:05:09] What's my bad, yo, I'm not going

[01:05:16] Well, oh my god, oh my god, should we do some clips today or what?

[01:05:23] I might have to click off because of how cringe this actually is.

[01:05:25] This might be too cringe.

[01:05:26] Like, get out of here.

[01:05:27] I don't know if I could watch this.

[01:05:28] Like, you might have done your job a little too well.

[01:05:31] I don't know if I could watch this.

[01:05:33] Like, I'm dead serious.

[01:05:34] Got him.

[01:05:35] Woo!

[01:05:36] That would be so flexible.

[01:05:37] No kicking.

[01:05:38] There will be no desk kicking.

[01:05:39] Right, chap.

[01:05:40] No, no kicking, there will be no desk kicking.

[01:05:44] Right, chap.

[01:05:46] Don't be cringe-chatted on one for...

[01:05:48] Why is my light glaring?

[01:05:49] Why is my light...

[01:06:01] Yo, Sal, leave me alone.

[01:06:02] Another trade-offer?

[01:06:04] Jesus, dude, get off my Ds, mate.

[01:06:07] Malik neighbors for Matthew Golden and Bay Shop to do

[01:06:11] From getting I'm getting scammed here

[01:06:15] So I'm not watching video. I'm just I'm out. Okay. I can't do I physically can't do it

[01:06:21] What I hate watching myself to begin with and then to I'm not gonna watch my cringiest moments from three years ago

[01:06:28] month band everybody, okay

[01:06:30] What is this trade bro like?

[01:06:32] I feel like Matthew Golden, Malik Neighbors,

[01:06:36] Spatial Tutin.

[01:06:38] Yeah, I feel like I just get scammed in this trade now.

[01:06:40] Don't I just get scammed in this trade?

[01:06:49] I feel like it's a horrible trade now.

[01:06:54] Malik Neighbors has injured,

[01:06:55] his QBs injured for the rest of the season.

[01:06:58] Bro, you could argue that like

[01:07:09] Horrible trade bro this he trying to ignore it like yo this this emote actually pisses me off

[01:07:21] This emote actually pit pisses me off

[01:07:28] Are you going to get an RP today?

[01:07:31] Yes. High-fives. Add no pixel at 6 p.m. EST to the title.

[01:07:36] No pixel at 6 p.m. EST to the title.

[01:07:39] Can we see your search history?

[01:07:41] Yo, what type of fucking invasive-ass question is that?

[01:07:48] What type of invasive-ass question even is that, bro?

[01:07:56] Like, no, dude, no.

[01:08:03] When there's a will, there's a way.

[01:08:05] Chad, what games should we get on?

[01:08:07] I'm gonna get on RPX6.

[01:08:13] Chad, should we rip some clips?

[01:08:15] Should we rip some clips?

[01:08:23] Well, actually, now we did clips the other day.

[01:08:26] New Rocket League season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I seen, I seen, right. I don't want to get on the guys. That game makes you want to actually kill myself. I really don't want to get on the when there's a will. There's a way kind of beautiful.

[01:08:50] And every night, thought of it is a blue-dough-dough-dough.

[01:08:57] Yeah, bro. I don't know.

[01:09:03] Jeth, let's check out a new rock and dig update.

[01:09:05] Let's check out a new rock and dig update, guys.

[01:09:08] I'm on PC, too, so I have, like,

[01:09:20] you

[01:09:50] you

[01:10:20] you

[01:10:50] you

[01:11:20] you

[01:11:50] you

[01:12:20] I

[01:12:41] Good deal

[01:12:43] What that shit we got a score like fucking ASAP oh god

[01:12:58] That's not a bad touch. It's gonna bounce over the middle. Get a shot on that!

[01:13:12] I bumped one? Come on! Yes! Let's fucking go!

[01:13:18] Whoa, what is this? Honored dual.

[01:13:22] Oh, that's like the new 1v1 feature, that's like the new 1v1 feature.

[01:13:28] It's a good bump, it's a good bump.

[01:13:34] It's a great bump actually.

[01:13:40] Got his ass.

[01:13:44] Come to the side, come to the side.

[01:13:47] Shot.

[01:13:48] I'm in flow state.

[01:13:51] Now I'm in flow state. Now I'm in flow state.

[01:14:15] two minutes equalize come on

[01:14:26] I almost got there too I almost got there

[01:14:37] bro I gotta face up on that I gotta face up on that no

[01:14:45] I feel like my teammate is just never in the play.

[01:14:50] Alright, that is just pure luck.

[01:14:53] That's pure luck.

[01:14:59] Like not to be that guy, but it's like why are you challenging that if he's closer to

[01:15:03] the ball?

[01:15:06] Like why are you challenging that if he's closer to the ball?

[01:15:09] Like literally why?

[01:15:11] Cuz now you're just totally out of the play

[01:15:15] That's literally exactly what you just fucking did right there. I just got the booze that's white

[01:15:20] Bro you were on the wall with him the fuck are you talking about?

[01:15:25] Are you serious dude?

[01:15:27] have you been in the play a single time this game

[01:15:41] there's a reason we have one fucking goal right now

[01:15:47] yeah it's because I passed you and bumped the guy you delusional idiot

[01:15:51] like what are you saying

[01:15:54] the fucking R2 one just to drive whole rage finish that finish that good boy good

[01:16:07] Good boy.

[01:16:11] Good boy.

[01:16:12] Finish that.

[01:16:15] You're welcome by the way.

[01:16:19] Dude, do you understand how challenges work?

[01:16:27] You keep driving past his car.

[01:16:29] Like bro, if he's closer to the ball, like don't run up.

[01:16:38] You're welcome.

[01:16:39] You're fucking welcome.

[01:16:40] You're welcome, man.

[01:16:41] Dude, if you understood challenges, we'd be winning the game, but you just kind of run

[01:16:48] to them.

[01:16:49] Like, if they're closer to the ball, you have to let them hit it.

[01:17:55] that was like actually like hard to watch bro there was like 20 different times when like

[01:18:19] They're clearly about to just rip a shot and he like dribbles he like drives up to that

[01:18:25] Like bro, are you a fucking idiot?

[01:18:49] He e-messed, e-messed.

[01:19:00] Come on.

[01:19:01] Oh my god.

[01:19:02] That's over the middle.

[01:19:03] That's over the middle!

[01:19:18] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[01:19:31] I got it got it got it!

[01:19:38] Nice!

[01:19:41] I got it!

[01:19:47] Dumped on pussy!

[01:19:52] got it got it got it he missed he missed he missed he's out of the play

[01:20:03] oh my god he's got some trash bouncing over the middle to you to you ah try come back on

[01:20:12] I'm down, Dean.

[01:20:18] Fake them.

[01:20:21] Over, over, over, it's gonna top you!

[01:20:42] you open that! open that past the right that's me me me I'm on that

[01:21:06] You're on that.

[01:21:16] I'm on that.

[01:21:20] You're on that.

[01:21:21] God, we got a ball game.

[01:21:26] First score is probably going to win.

[01:21:30] Nice Eli.

[01:21:32] What the fuck?

[01:21:34] I mean, I'm sorry, but my god, really?

[01:21:38] Upper 90 from his own net?

[01:21:42] Holy fuck.

[01:21:56] I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!

[01:22:01] G.H. I shouldn't have went for that.

[01:22:11] UGH!

[01:22:15] No, that's on me. I shouldn't have went for that. That's on me. That's on me. That's on me. That's on me. Go for it Eli!

[01:22:21] Nice Eli!

[01:22:25] I GOT IT!

[01:22:29] Oh god.

[01:22:31] Yes! We can come back I promise!

[01:22:45] Get reala!

[01:23:01] Merci, merci!

[01:23:03] Eli, how are you? Nice!

[01:23:06] You're not gonna fuck in the background!

[01:23:09] Oh, good bad, Eli!

[01:23:15] go you got to get my second touch what the f**k

[01:23:26] you like me to play up for the kickoff for down a goal you need plan for that

[01:23:34] We don't got time for defense.

[01:23:38] Come out Eli, come out!

[01:23:40] Are you brain dead?

[01:23:42] Are you actually brain dead?

[01:23:46] Eli, what the fuck is that?

[01:23:50] Are you onana?

[01:23:52] Go to the pool!

[01:23:56] What the fuck type of scared ass keeping was that?

[01:24:04] Nice you like

[01:24:20] It's that hell bully this is a diamond lobby run to the fucking ball

[01:24:37] You like we need to set up a goal we need to have a goal you like

[01:24:46] I chipped them go go go go go go go

[01:24:50] He missed, oh my god.

[01:24:57] All right, oh, and two, that's insane.

[01:25:18] the ball went for nine seconds right in front of me.

[01:25:23] He's like this in the net.

[01:25:27] Like bro, we're in diamond one to the cock sucking ball.

[01:25:31] What legitimately?

[01:25:34] What the fuck is that?

[01:25:38] They're obviously going to chip you.

[01:25:44] Bro, you're saying team blaming.

[01:25:46] How do you not team blame when your teammate is hiding in the net?

[01:25:50] The game's been up to 25,000 years.

[01:25:53] Why are you hiding in the net?

[01:25:58] Am I wrong?

[01:26:00] If I did that, you guys would shove a sword up my ass.

[01:26:05] Yes!

[01:26:14] Is that what I'm thinking about?

[01:26:26] Ahem!

[01:26:28] Ain't this a jing-sing?

[01:26:30] Yes!

[01:26:32] Wow.

[01:26:33] I'm a fan of Jinx's.

[01:26:39] Thank you.

[01:26:46] I watch his, um, uh, pack openings.

[01:26:53] Yes, I watch his fan mail.

[01:26:57] Oh, wow.

[01:26:59] What about you? Do you watch any streams?

[01:27:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, but I watched Twitch in the vlog.

[01:27:06] Who do you watch?

[01:27:08] I watch Shakespeare.

[01:27:11] Really? What do you like to watch?

[01:27:25] No, not much.

[01:27:27] I get that a lot now no no wait there's no way that's it on that way

[01:27:45] There's no fucking way I'm playing with GC.

[01:27:47] Fake them?

[01:27:48] Shot?

[01:27:49] Okay.

[01:27:50] I got it, I got it!

[01:27:51] Get it, get it!

[01:27:52] Sweet!

[01:27:53] Nice!

[01:27:58] Sweet!

[01:28:06] There's no way I'm playing with you.

[01:28:10] Hold up.

[01:28:11] I miss the ball you gotta help me here

[01:28:17] Bro lock in bro. Yes, bro. I'm streaming

[01:28:21] I have a shot here. That's a shot

[01:28:30] Well, what are you doing is give them for a boost

[01:28:41] oh my god okay let's block it

[01:28:45] hold middle you you you you yeah yeah yeah nice

[01:28:49] me me me me me me me me fuck i'm gonna miss you're good

[01:28:54] you're here you open that open that open that open that open it was not in

[01:28:58] i'll go fast that's off to the please god okay it's off to the left

[01:29:05] i'm saying that here i'm sitting that yep you're good you're good

[01:29:09] Damnit man. I should have stayed in that. I tried to beat him to the ball. My bad.

[01:29:19] Shisa.

[01:29:24] Bro that one's on me kitten. We could have won that though. You go, you go.

[01:29:32] No, what is that?

[01:29:32] Yeah.

[01:29:33] Have you heard about the DevBoost or not?

[01:29:37] No.

[01:29:38] Apparently if you are, if you play against a developer and you win, you will lose the

[01:29:43] boost.

[01:29:44] Really?

[01:29:45] Yeah, I got you.

[01:29:47] Do you have it or no?

[01:29:48] No, I don't.

[01:29:49] I have the color for it.

[01:29:50] I'm trying to slow it, I think I'm not going to lie.

[01:29:51] Sweet!

[01:29:52] I think I'm gonna knock him on.

[01:29:55] Sweeeeeeeed!

[01:30:00] Dude, it's actually crazy to go on the game with a bike.

[01:30:05] Oh my god, he's starting.

[01:30:07] Oh, I feel like you should have sold it for me there. You got boost.

[01:30:10] Yeah.

[01:30:11] Oh, good. No, you're good, you're good. I didn't even communicate it.

[01:30:14] Yeah, no, you're good. I'm my child.

[01:30:16] I got it, I got it.

[01:30:18] He's gonna get a good shot off that though. I might be in that.

[01:30:22] Miss no, sorry

[01:30:26] Nice wait, that's fine. That's fine. Well, this player to kid is actually good. Yeah, that is not good. I

[01:30:38] Got that I got that

[01:30:40] Almost jumped on me. Oh my god

[01:30:43] That's not it over. Yeah

[01:30:46] No, these guys win every 50. Do you see this shit? They actually win every fucking 50. Oh my god

[01:30:56] Like how

[01:30:58] But it won 350s in 30 seconds

[01:31:01] Wait, what's your beat? I

[01:31:03] Got diamond one in twos and then in ones. I think like plaque to I think

[01:31:08] I

[01:31:15] Want it's just my bad ones. It's just like 10 goals a game because you can't really defend in once the net is just too big

[01:31:25] Yo, this kid is good the other oh my this kid is good. Yeah. Yeah, I

[01:31:31] Won that

[01:31:33] Wait, wait, you might have a shot, yeah, you might have a shot, nice! Bro, that's good!

[01:31:40] I kind of faked that, I guess.

[01:31:48] I got it, I'll take it. If he doesn't stand here, I'll take it.

[01:31:57] He's gonna pop it, watch out, watch out, watch out.

[01:32:00] bro this kid is so good his setups are good for his teammate yeah oh no that's

[01:32:07] for you that's for you that's my fault that's on me man I'm kind of nervous

[01:32:12] and I'm alive bro it's just this one player two guy yeah let me actually

[01:32:18] I

[01:32:29] Wait a minute I got I got it nice. What am I doing?

[01:32:38] Hold up we gotta actually get aggro here. Yeah. Yeah. Come on that. Yeah. Yeah

[01:32:49] Go for it. Yep. Stay on it. Stay on it. Try to just break it up over there. Nice. Not bad

[01:33:00] I got it I got a hit on that foot bro, we got a good twice and 30 nice really nice. Oh my god, bro

[01:33:09] No

[01:33:12] Bump one

[01:33:14] jixie jixie jixie bro i'm sorry no you're good

[01:33:21] this player two guy was so good i'm not even gonna lie

[01:33:25] don't even worry about it dude

[01:33:28] dude hey bro i'm crazy that i meet you bro you have a great rescue tree

[01:33:33] yeah sir you too bro holy fuck

[01:33:39] dude we just got fiddled with

[01:33:44] You drive like it hurts jinx down to take a nap. Let me know

[01:33:54] Bronson oh and three

[01:33:57] Tony snail gameplay go fuck yourself. I'm so open three in rocket league Jesus

[01:34:03] Jesus man

[01:34:06] Management oh and three in rocket league. Are you actually fisting me guys? We're gonna get on no pixel at 6 p.m

[01:34:13] Jack, should we do R6 ranked or class ranked?

[01:34:19] Run a poll.

[01:34:20] R6 ranked or class ranked?

[01:34:21] Run a poll.

[01:34:22] I'm going to go tinkle.

[01:34:43] you

[01:35:43] One more time.

[01:35:50] One more time.

[01:35:59] One more time.

[01:36:03] But it'll be okay.

[01:36:09] Hi guys, I'm not vaping!

[01:36:17] My god, dude, I'm not vaping bro, what the hell is wrong with you?

[01:36:25] Okay, now chat, here's the real question.

[01:36:27] Are six ranked or push for Golden League of Legends?

[01:36:32] Chat, I quit for eight hours.

[01:36:34] Chat, here's the real question.

[01:36:36] One more time, but I mean, chat. Here's the real question. R6 ranked or push for Golden

[01:36:48] League of Legends? New poll, new poll. High-fives, new poll. R6 ranked or push for Golden League

[01:36:56] of Legends? I'm just saying if we get on Siege, I'm not, I'm not complaining. Trust me, I

[01:37:01] fucking love Siege. I'm just saying like, I don't think I have a snack right now and

[01:37:05] this probably gonna be cheaters. Just a fair fucking warning. Play no pixel. I'm

[01:37:10] getting on no pixel at 6 p.m. EST. It's in the title. Low key. I might get on no

[01:37:18] pixel at five. Low key. Well, we got a close poll. Chat everybody cast your

[01:37:26] Votes cast your votes cast your votes cast your votes

[01:37:35] Cast your votes cast your votes cast your votes cast your votes

[01:37:41] There is an anti cheat

[01:37:47] Open cases pass

[01:37:51] We know he isn't getting gold so

[01:37:53] So, you know what, here's what I'll do, man, we'll play a game of League, we'll see how

[01:37:59] it goes.

[01:38:00] Okay.

[01:38:01] If I literally want to blow my brains out, then I'm going to get on R6.

[01:38:06] Because the only thing about R6 right now is I don't have a stack and there's probably

[01:38:10] going to be cheaters because I'm at Diamond 2.

[01:38:13] I'm at Diamond 2 early season.

[01:38:16] And if I join the lobby and someone's like, JC, I think this guy has small hacks on the

[01:38:21] other team.

[01:38:22] of a controller in my ass. We will get on no pixel at either five or six chat depending

[01:38:28] on how these ranked games go right now. Also chat, do I need a delay? I hate having a fucking

[01:38:35] delay. Do I need a delay on leak? Like what, maybe a barely delay? I might get on my master

[01:38:47] or yeeshit. Warwick's, I'm just missing so many hours with Warwick.

[01:38:51] Chad, what's, do I need it tonight?

[01:38:55] I really want to get Golden League. How many wins away am I?

[01:38:58] Oh my God, I'm five wins away.

[01:39:02] Let's just see how it goes. Let's just see, let's see how it goes.

[01:39:17] You never know chat today could be the day I get gold five wins in a row could you imagine

[01:39:35] today could be the day I get gold could you actually imagine how cinnamon that'd be if

[01:39:39] I got five wins in a row.

[01:39:43] more time okay we have a smaller mid lane ball right Joe wait what's Joe doing

[01:39:56] chat what's yo doing

[01:40:10] oh Jozone war dogs your chat is that war dogs game good is is that war dogs

[01:40:18] game good chat.

[01:40:25] Jinxie, imagine how cinema it would be if you got on R6 for once?

[01:40:29] What?

[01:40:30] Bro, I think I've been on R6 five times in the last eight days.

[01:40:34] Are you like trolling?

[01:40:36] Please tell me you're trolling.

[01:40:40] What? Bro, what?

[01:40:42] I

[01:40:47] Brother I'm diamond to this season. I've been grinding my ass off to get champ

[01:40:53] Oh god, they have a Shyvana

[01:40:56] Bro when Shyvana turns into a dragon. She just literally gapes me in my tight little hole

[01:41:02] Like I just get ganked

[01:41:04] It's like she literally puts on a fucking strap on and just rails to me

[01:41:12] Alright, let's see how he goes your check. Wait, I have a question about league.

[01:41:17] If I'm silver 1, 3 LP and I lose.

[01:41:22] Just do I go to silver 1, 0, or do I go to silver 2?

[01:41:26] Like, do I have rank mitigation or do you rank mitigation? How does that work? How does that work?

[01:41:33] Football thinking about that prevention thinking about.

[01:41:40] I would go to Silver too.

[01:41:42] Really?

[01:41:46] Our team is asked we can't win with this comp guys. We have three range tank top. Wait, what's, what is he saying? We can't win with this comp.

[01:41:56] Oh, well, he's not wrong. We have a smolder mid laner. That's disgusting.

[01:42:01] Thank God we dodged yo honestly thank God we dodged a fucking smoker mid laner are you

[01:42:10] serious it used to go to 0p but now you go to silver 2 really I didn't know that dude

[01:42:23] I'm just saying, man, I can easily get going if I just go on a win streak right now.

[01:42:32] But it's not even about a win streak.

[01:42:33] It's just like, I just want to perform well.

[01:42:35] I don't really care, bro.

[01:42:36] Here's the fucking cold hard facts.

[01:42:40] I can't control what my teammates do.

[01:42:42] I can't control what the enemies do.

[01:42:44] All I can control is how well I perform in this 30 to 40 minute ranked match.

[01:42:48] And that's what I'm going to do.

[01:42:53] Why is YouTube so far ahead of Twitch, isn't it?

[01:42:56] I thought Twitch was more delayed, Shaco.

[01:43:01] I thought Twitch was more delayed.

[01:43:07] What happened to your one week break from League of Legends?

[01:43:10] Dude, I said I'm quitting this game yesterday.

[01:43:14] I said I'm quitting this game 20 times.

[01:43:16] This game's like...

[01:43:17] This game's genuinely going to ruin my life.

[01:43:20] I'm not even kidding.

[01:43:23] I said I was taking a week off this game last night and I'm back on it right now.

[01:43:27] Once I lock in, I'm going to get water.

[01:43:31] YouTube has less today?

[01:43:32] I thought YouTube has more today.

[01:43:38] Okay, this is already way better.

[01:43:44] Can my midlaner just be like...

[01:43:45] I don't know, I'm mid laner and not a smolder, please.

[01:43:50] Guys, I'm gonna get on no pixel at like five or six.

[01:43:54] It depends on these games, go.

[01:43:59] Oh my God, chat the smolder mid laner is on their team.

[01:44:05] GHH, okay, let's go, BRB, BRB.

[01:44:45] You don't need a pen to set up red.

[01:45:14] Yeah, this is his fifth quote-unquote P in two hours.

[01:45:22] I understand trying to like insinuate I'm doing cocaine.

[01:45:24] Man, I didn't even go to pee.

[01:45:26] I went to go get water.

[01:45:28] I went to go get water.

[01:45:30] All right, it's time to lock the fuck in.

[01:45:43] Death has mocked our enemies.

[01:45:46] Death has mocked our enemies.

[01:45:50] Get a merc trench this game?

[01:45:51] Why merc trench?

[01:45:52] Oh my god they have a fucking smoter mid-laner.

[01:45:58] They have the smoter mid-laner that we had.

[01:46:01] Wait why would I get merc trench this game?

[01:46:07] Because of Vagar?

[01:46:09] Is it because of VGAR?

[01:46:14] Perfection can be achieved.

[01:46:18] Perfection can be achieved.

[01:46:24] Smaller mid lane, holy int.

[01:46:26] I'm going to gank the fuck out of that guy.

[01:46:31] Well, I start off by full clear with three auto cancel, so that's a good start to the

[01:46:38] day.

[01:46:40] I'm going to start dragging these camps out hard, bro.

[01:46:59] I need to start really dragging these camps out when I um, when I fall clear.

[01:47:05] Like dude, I'm just going to start really dragging these camps out.

[01:47:14] You can do it bro, just chill and focus on objectives.

[01:47:17] Yeah guys, you don't even understand how bad I want to get gold then.

[01:47:20] I want to get gold so bad.

[01:47:22] Literally, I want to get gold so bad.

[01:47:29] Brother I've been two games off gold twice. I mean like I'm right there

[01:47:35] Yeah, I'm right on the precipice of something great

[01:47:39] I'm right on the precipice of something great chat honestly

[01:47:59] Why does he stop when I smite?

[01:48:05] Why does he stop when I smite?

[01:48:14] Like why?

[01:48:25] Bob what's un-gankable we should double scut this.

[01:48:38] Yeah we can't gank bot let's double scut.

[01:48:41] Shit this might be a double scut this might be a double scut this might be a double scut.

[01:48:47] I'm gonna pad properly so I don't take a bunch of damage.

[01:48:55] Double Scott, boys!

[01:48:56] Let's actually go!

[01:49:06] LET'S GO, MAN, DOUBLE SCOT!

[01:49:10] Wait a minute. Hold up.

[01:49:12] Big time players make big time plays.

[01:49:14] Remember that chat?

[01:49:15] Big time players make big time plays.

[01:49:17] Remember that chat?

[01:49:24] YES! LET'S GO!

[01:49:27] GUYS! THERE IT IS!

[01:49:30] HUGE!

[01:49:32] Actually huge!

[01:49:33] Double Scott into a top gank. That is a jungle gap!

[01:49:38] That is a jungle gap!

[01:49:42] Let's fucking go boys!

[01:49:44] That's what the fuck I'm talking about!

[01:49:47] Oh my god a double scout into a topgank and a more perfect tempo for dragon. Literally beautiful, bro

[01:50:00] Let's go Chad! Dude, it's all about mindset bro. I'm telling you bro

[01:50:07] It's just all about mindset, dude

[01:50:10] If I focus I'm not a bad player, bro, and when I play off-stream I focus

[01:50:15] Bro, bot was a bad gank, we beat him to bot scott, and most players do talk to bot folklers,

[01:50:22] so I know I can go to the double scott there.

[01:50:24] And then I see he's low HP, I rather get an amazing job of baiting him up, and then we

[01:50:28] just flash QE and it's a free kill.

[01:50:38] What is this game even about, bro?

[01:50:43] It is the most competitive game you'll ever play in your life.

[01:50:48] And it's not even close.

[01:50:54] It's the most competitive game you'll ever play in your entire life.

[01:50:59] We can smite chat because we have our next one in 15 seconds.

[01:51:06] Now can we look on a drag here mid-shoving owner

[01:51:17] Not us. Oh my god, not let's actually go

[01:51:27] I can't be shamanic I can't be shamanic

[01:51:36] I think I'm dead now.

[01:51:42] I just sold.

[01:51:43] I overstayed.

[01:51:44] Can I get out of this?

[01:51:45] Can I get out of this?

[01:51:46] Can I get out of this?

[01:51:47] Can I get out of this?

[01:51:48] Blast cone?

[01:51:49] Oh god, there's no blast cone.

[01:51:51] Is there any world where I get out of this?

[01:51:59] I think going for Scott is so greedy right now.

[01:52:02] Dude, that was so hard.

[01:52:05] What did I do wrong there, chat?

[01:52:13] Chat, I was maybe, maybe I was too much of a pussy, right?

[01:52:17] I'm gonna wait for my tier one boots.

[01:52:19] Chat, was I too much of a pussy there, you think?

[01:52:29] I think I was too much of a pussy.

[01:52:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hesitated. I hesitated, I hesitated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:52:45] Bro, I could have did the 3B2 because Shrivana was 1HP.

[01:52:48] Yeah, that actually makes perfect sense.

[01:52:51] Chad, I could have did the 3B2 because Shrivana was 1HP anyways.

[01:53:01] true true true true true true true true true true true

[01:53:09] okay so Shyvana showed top so we could probably invade her bot side maybe after

[01:53:15] this we get Invader Raptors

[01:53:18] You're just Shyvana's- Okay, Shyvana's in-take.

[01:53:26] Shyvana just died to Aurelia.

[01:53:31] Begar's dead.

[01:53:38] Wow, Begar actually survived.

[01:53:44] I

[01:54:12] I feel like we should look on a dragon.

[01:54:19] But that Shyvana is so behind, I could cut her fucking head off if I see her.

[01:54:23] So that Shyvana is so behind.

[01:54:27] I could easily kill Shyvana.

[01:54:31] Alright, bots shoved, mid is...

[01:54:34] Oh god.

[01:54:42] If Smotr comes after Run.

[01:54:47] Yeah, that's a bad dragon.

[01:54:50] That's such a bad dragon.

[01:54:53] I can gank Smotr though.

[01:55:00] I can definitely gank Smotr.

[01:55:04] Let's go baby!

[01:55:10] Let's actually go dude

[01:55:20] Good kill on some older good kill good kill good kill good kill that was a bad dragon

[01:55:25] Because mid died and then bought like gang to me. That was a bad dragon

[01:55:29] It doesn't matter though, bro. I'm 2-0 with Yi. This is normally just an autopilot win game.

[01:55:47] Bro, what do you mean bad flash? Are you like actually an iron player?

[01:55:52] Bro, she flashed and I tanked like five turret shots. Wait, could I kill this?

[01:55:59] It's just such a bad gank.

[01:56:02] I mean it's not bad.

[01:56:04] I could do that.

[01:56:05] I could definitely kill Shyvana if I get my R up.

[01:56:07] I could kill the Maokai.

[01:56:08] I'm gonna kill the Maokai.

[01:56:09] I'm gonna kill the Maokai.

[01:56:10] What the fuck just hit me?

[01:56:15] Wait, she ungrubs?

[01:56:18] I bet she's ungrubs.

[01:56:20] I knew it.

[01:56:25] Let's fucking go.

[01:56:29] Have to run, have to run, have to run.

[01:56:31] Well, I'm actually gigantic right now.

[01:56:34] Chatting 3 and L, oh my God.

[01:56:41] Which got Malkai's E hits me like that?

[01:56:53] I feel like I'm just gonna be unkillable

[01:56:54] about five minutes here.

[01:57:14] Yo this is a good gank! Hold up! Let me ping them! I'm huge!

[01:57:24] Nah, but I have no R.

[01:57:42] I'm never getting a kill there.

[01:57:46] I have no R, I have no R.

[01:57:48] Bro, but to the guy that said that was a bad flash on Smotr, I literally survived after

[01:57:53] three turret shots on 1 HP.

[01:57:55] And the flash.

[01:57:57] Like, bro, if I don't flash there, I lose.

[01:58:05] Look on the scout here.

[01:58:30] Scott scott scott scott scott scott my scott bitch bro i feel like i should be invading

[01:58:53] Can I back, get my boots, and then clear?

[01:59:08] Chad, I don't think I was in rage. I was spamming Q and E the whole time.

[01:59:15] Bro, every time I see this, Shyvana, I can crack her skull open now.

[01:59:18] Jachovanna is level 8, I'm level 10, I could literally crack her fucking skull open.

[01:59:48] I mean, I'm literally 3-0.

[02:00:04] I need to add everybody to get on the track.

[02:00:11] Here's why I get a pencil kill.

[02:00:33] I mean, I just feel like if I engage there, I die.

[02:00:41] that was my fault really I guess I shouldn't have flashed out but I was in like a 5v1

[02:00:54] That was on me, really?

[02:01:08] I just felt that engagement was so bad for me.

[02:01:12] I guess that's just the skill diff, I don't know.

[02:01:17] Oh god, Smotr's flat, we've left.

[02:01:26] Whole team's on me again.

[02:01:34] Yeah, it's just gonna be an objective diff.

[02:01:36] I'm just gonna 5v1, I don't know.

[02:01:37] I feel like no one's with me.

[02:01:47] Why are you scared? Because it's a 4v1.

[02:02:02] I'm just going to find perfect engagements, go 10-0, get a full crit build and just win

[02:02:06] the game.

[02:02:07] But the only way I lose is if I take a 1v3, like, limit test.

[02:02:13] Like dude, I could definitely kill Vhagar here.

[02:02:18] Alright, we killed Vhagar.

[02:02:19] Vhagar's dead here.

[02:02:20] So like, this is a good engagement.

[02:02:22] This is a great engagement.

[02:02:27] Like, see what I mean?

[02:02:32] We find our good engagement, so we just win, though.

[02:02:36] Brother, I just got a shut down.

[02:02:48] We find our good engagements and we win.

[02:02:51] Oh, we're gonna buy Sweevers.

[02:03:00] Shyamana's probably dead on my screen.

[02:03:04] See what I mean though?

[02:03:05] You see what I mean?

[02:03:06] Just AY MAN!

[02:03:08] Let me f-

[02:03:10] Let me find the good engagement, bitch!

[02:03:15] I'm huge. I-I'm literally 6-0.

[02:03:17] This is over!

[02:03:19] This game is over! I'm alive!

[02:03:30] Let my team get kills, why?

[02:03:32] brother I'm a full crit build master Yi why would I let anybody get killed

[02:03:37] besides me

[02:04:02] I'm going to start perma invading the shavada and just cutting her head off.

[02:04:31] Are we 1v3?

[02:04:37] This looks really good.

[02:04:39] This looks incredible.

[02:04:40] Just keep being loud.

[02:04:56] Yeah, GG.

[02:04:57] I lost.

[02:04:59] That's on me.

[02:05:01] That's not me. I just knew I shouldn't have fought that.

[02:05:10] I think it was good until that guy TP'd. Maybe I could have queued the support earlier.

[02:05:23] You focused the wrong guy. I mean you guys always say that but that was the guy that

[02:05:26] was right in front of me and he was like half help. I think I should have queued him earlier

[02:05:30] But honestly though, once I got it beat it was just so bad, I think.

[02:05:40] This is one of the most demonic teams I've ever been on.

[02:05:45] But that's on me. I can't teamfight. My team's useless. I have to just like

[02:05:49] wait for them to all be 1HP.

[02:05:55] I should not have smited because they're definitely on drag. I should not have smited.

[02:06:00] Oh god, there's a ward on me.

[02:06:02] Wait, is that what that means? I don't even know.

[02:06:05] Wait, I have a slight now.

[02:06:07] Yo team, could you guys help?

[02:06:09] Ah, GG.

[02:06:14] Re-engage?

[02:06:16] Oh, no, come on!

[02:06:28] One each piece of honor!

[02:06:36] Can I just please have some help?

[02:06:42] Why? I feel like every fight I'm just in a 1v2 or a 1v3.

[02:06:55] Anybody have sweepers? Yeah.

[02:06:57] This game's not over.

[02:07:00] Well, I don't know. 0 and 5 mid laners, not ideal.

[02:07:07] Why did you flash? Because I thought my ult was gonna run out.

[02:07:12] I thought my old was gonna run out

[02:07:19] Dude, I don't know man. I just I just like it's like I have to this limit test every two minutes

[02:07:28] It's like I have to actually get even limit test full time. Can you guys just kill me please? Holy fuck

[02:07:42] I

[02:07:58] hate ganking top laners so fucking much dude.

[02:08:02] oh my god they always have 5,000 health

[02:08:32] I'm almost full build now.

[02:08:37] Wait, is Shyvana invading me?

[02:08:45] Is Shyvana invading me?

[02:08:47] Hold on.

[02:08:48] I have no R though.

[02:08:57] They're all here.

[02:09:02] I want to get a pencil kill so bad.

[02:09:04] What a run-a-of-what are you?

[02:09:13] I don't-

[02:09:16] I don't-

[02:09:17] I don't 101 B5 for having a-

[02:09:19] OH MY GOD!

[02:09:22] I don't 101 B5! Like-

[02:09:25] HOLY FUCK! Can we wait?!

[02:09:32] I'm not even baiting her. I don't want a 1v5. I don't want to. Like I don't want a 1v5.

[02:09:41] I just want to do a 5v5 fight. I don't want a 1v5, really.

[02:09:49] Why are you going in after she's dead? I don't know, man. I don't know. I'm taking care of

[02:09:53] the five kindergarteners. I don't know, bro. I don't know.

[02:10:14] Dixie, watch you go. Dixie,

[02:10:17] Dixie, why don't you ignore your teammate? And then it's like the idiots are telling

[02:10:21] me to go in with the rally up.

[02:10:22] we're all like we are just valley we're dead there man I'm never 1v5ing

[02:10:31] do you guys think master Yi is Jesus like what do you think he is?

[02:10:35] stunned CC'd stunned rooted dead dead I have no health and I'm doing no fucking

[02:10:41] damage do you guys think master Yi is like God reincarnated I'm not gonna 1v5

[02:10:48] 5 FED players!

[02:10:50] VEGAR is 12 and 3!

[02:11:06] Stop! Stunned! Rooted! CCed! Stunned! Rooted! CCed! Stunned! Rooted!

[02:11:10] Stunned! Rooted! Punched through the sky!

[02:11:14] Tunnel version? Yeah, I'm mad. I'm not gonna play well.

[02:11:16] I'm tilted. When I was 6-0, that was the only chance of winning.

[02:11:20] When I was 6-0, that was the only chance of winning. This game is fucking sale.

[02:11:46] Smoters down on my screen. Smoters down on my screen.

[02:11:56] Come here bitch. Come here bitch.

[02:12:16] Alright, back in the game.

[02:12:22] Back in the game, thanks for the shutdowns, you fucking pigs.

[02:12:25] God, everybody's so bad in this fucking rank.

[02:12:37] I want to get full built so bad.

[02:13:02] A brain dead pig has been slain.

[02:13:07] Legitimately, what are you doing, Raleigh? Where are you?

[02:13:31] fight bath why fight without your team don't go out on this one by one picked

[02:13:39] off picked off that is crazy they all just gave themselves 1v5 and then they

[02:13:46] Okay, FF, okay.

[02:13:59] So I get a double shot down.

[02:14:00] I'm almost full build.

[02:14:01] We have the biggest team fight in the game happening.

[02:14:03] I really go walks up solo top lane

[02:14:05] while she's three and 10 dies.

[02:14:09] Who's our mid laner?

[02:14:11] Aurora walks into five people dies.

[02:14:13] Nautilus walks into five people dies.

[02:14:15] they all vote to FF. I literally have a, I get a double shutdown. I'm about to be full

[02:14:23] billed. Already a walks into five people dies. Aurora walks into five people dies.

[02:14:30] Nautilus walks into five people dies. They all vote to FF. And then because this game

[02:14:34] game is poorly designed, four votes ends the game.

[02:14:49] Every time I play this game, I want to actually blow my brains out.

[02:14:54] But isn't that so cool how, like, in League, you can just, like, sort of, FF and just end the game?

[02:14:59] That's so stupid. That's so dumb.

[02:15:01] Should it not just take five votes to FF?

[02:15:04] Should it not take five votes? Am I crazy?

[02:15:11] Should it not take five votes to FF?

[02:15:15] Quitter, I didn't FF. I didn't FF.

[02:15:21] No.

[02:15:22] I mean, I guess you get an occasional elo terrorist.

[02:15:31] I'm legit I'm dude I am legitimately blown away by the last 20 seconds of that match

[02:15:41] your chat what why does everybody do that what is the reason what is it called split pushing

[02:15:49] or something what even what is what is it they don't do it right whatever it is why

[02:15:55] do why do randomly I have like a three and ten top laner and then they just walk top lane

[02:16:00] before a team fight and then get their head cut off. What is that when we're all grouping mid?

[02:16:09] Like actually what is that legitimately? What is that?

[02:16:22] Take other lanes if the enemies are all on the other lane. Well yeah but the problem is they're

[02:16:26] or not, the enemies see you in the top lane, they run over to Aurelia, they cut her fucking

[02:16:31] head open, then Aurora walks into five people dies, then Nautilus walks into five people

[02:16:36] dies, and then they FF.

[02:16:38] After I get a double shutdown, right after I get a double shutdown, I actually want to

[02:16:49] blow my brains out every time I play that whack-ass game.

[02:16:53] Like, you just end the game, you can just take my Elo away from me as my teammate, that's

[02:16:59] so not fair.

[02:17:01] You can just actually like take my Elo away from me.

[02:17:05] You can actually just take my Elo.

[02:17:07] Alright, bet.

[02:18:38] I swear, if I play a cheater, I'm going to lose my mind.

[02:18:52] Alright man, let's see how Siege goes.

[02:18:55] That was, I mean, is it ever different on League?

[02:19:00] Like, I know I suck or whatever, but like, three losing lanes and then ignoring a team

[02:19:05] fight all dying at the end of the game. It's just insane. But I actually am like I understand

[02:19:12] I know I'm supposed to 1v5 or something. I was sure. I understand like I don't think

[02:19:18] I got a single actual opportunity for a team fight that game. It was either like 1v3 or

[02:19:24] run away. That was it. Wait there's new packs. What do you mean? Where? Where are their new

[02:19:32] packs. Whoa. Are these good? Are these good? You have the biggest coat mindset. I mean,

[02:19:47] it's just a one in 10 mid laner. I mean, do you, are you God? Do you not complain about

[02:19:52] your teammates? But then also like the last 40 seconds of that game, honestly, I'm just

[02:19:57] a person to ban you you fucking pussy it's like the last 40 seconds of that game as long as you're

[02:20:04] a human and you're not a robot you would be annoyed if you have no emotions and you actually just

[02:20:10] blame yourself for everything which by the way no one does when they play league no one does that

[02:20:14] I get a double shutdown I'm the only player on our team with any items I'm our only hope of winning

[02:20:21] Aurelia walks top lane for no reason and dies while we're all grouping mid.

[02:20:27] Then Aurora walks into 5 people because she's probably a 45 year old man who just sucks at video games,

[02:20:33] dies, Nullis walks into 5 people, dies, and then they FF. That's pretty annoying.

[02:20:38] I'll probably, shall the new pack's good?

[02:20:51] Are they good?

[02:20:59] Are they?

[02:21:00] I'm just saying like yeah I know I could have played better. I'm sure everybody in the lobby could have played better

[02:21:07] because it's a silver lobby but the fact that I couldn't get one teamfight as a master Yi player who's supposed to just bait and then kill everybody

[02:21:15] is pretty annoying. I couldn't get one teamfight because they would all just walk into a pit of five people and die.

[02:21:20] and then kill everybody? It's pretty annoying. I didn't get one team fight.

[02:21:24] Because they would all just walk into a pit of five people and die.

[02:21:36] What is the memento?

[02:21:42] What is the memento?

[02:21:50] Oh, that looks solid to this collection looks like ass, though.

[02:22:01] This collection looks ass, man.

[02:22:04] All right, Jack, we're going to play RP when I lose the game.

[02:22:10] We're going to see how solo QC each goes, but that was actually the most disgusting

[02:22:19] That was the most disgusting last 30 seconds of the game ever.

[02:22:30] You're the new loading screen is tough.

[02:22:33] Oh god, my camera.

[02:22:40] What is my camera doing? What the fuck?

[02:22:42] What is my camera doing?

[02:22:44] What are these noises what's that what hello hello

[02:22:55] Is my PC like breaking what is happening

[02:23:05] All right, man, hopefully there's no cheaters today hopefully this is just a pure session of siege, please God

[02:23:14] Why are we banning Villa?

[02:23:18] Yo please don't ban Villa, just ban Casino, ban Casino, ban Casino.

[02:23:22] Please don't ban Villa.

[02:23:23] Please, please, please, please.

[02:23:25] Yo, Jixi, say you swear to God, bro.

[02:23:31] Alright, we got clubhouse.

[02:23:34] There is no way.

[02:23:37] What's up, Buttercup?

[02:23:40] Oh, I love you, bro.

[02:23:43] Thank you, my boy.

[02:23:45] Dude, Stompin just spat on me yesterday.

[02:23:48] In-person or in-game?

[02:23:50] Hey, OK.

[02:23:51] In-game.

[02:23:56] Tinksy, I wish he was siege upon you.

[02:23:58] Almost better than iconic Stompin shot, I'm telling you.

[02:24:01] I'm honored.

[02:24:03] Chad, I don't know why I spanned Ash right there.

[02:24:08] Probably going gym in bed.

[02:24:09] Huh chat what option I play I'm feeling like I feel like you totally could be good

[02:24:24] Jinxy calm down my mom is sleeping tell her to wake up I'm about to hit a fucking ace

[02:25:09] Wow

[02:25:39] Nice

[02:25:47] Who decided that

[02:25:53] All right, this guy, yo this guy's like starting up a podcast in the middle of a ranked match

[02:26:06] Yeah, well open

[02:26:39] clear? Yeah. If I die, there's no need. I'm loading them back.

[02:26:51] How are we reaching the jungle window? These guys are so bad.

[02:26:59] Are they in? I'm here to help you jump up. This guy's in sight. I can't really call

[02:27:07] out cuz I'm on push to talk yo grim's in sight by the way

[02:27:15] I think one's still on your con window.

[02:27:25] Good round, guys.

[02:27:38] Thank you.

[02:27:43] They're stall they can put it to one low gas they can put it to your one can't find it to get it right

[02:27:48] Bro, I'm telling you bro. Do you see how easy that was chat? I just went kade and they just baited on a window for three minutes

[02:27:56] Literally just comes on kade I

[02:27:59] Literally, um, I just went kade and then yeah, they banned it. Okay, and then it's been on the window for three minutes

[02:28:07] I feel like we ban Havana if we should go down and then we ban Thermite and go up next

[02:28:14] round.

[02:28:15] You're a fucking genius.

[02:28:17] That's coach.

[02:28:18] I'm gonna impact trick as well.

[02:28:23] Should I impact trick or just goio?

[02:28:26] Actually dude, century with the impacts and the C4.

[02:28:31] Simba, they're gonna run. Bike, they're gonna run.

[02:28:36] Really good, really good, really good, really good, really good.

[02:28:39] Secure the bomb.

[02:28:50] Yo, reinforce all three hatches, please.

[02:28:54] Gotcha.

[02:29:01] Jynxie, what's wrong with playing on mouse and keyboard?

[02:29:08] Nothing's wrong with playing on mouse, I just have 30,000 hours on a controller and like

[02:29:12] 10 hours, no, 2 hours on a mouse?

[02:29:16] No, not even 1 hour on a mouse?

[02:29:19] I mean, nothing's wrong with it, I'll just go 0 and 9 and sell the game.

[02:29:57] I might let them Razz them C4 both of them.

[02:30:00] My ego.

[02:30:11] Aw, there's no one there.

[02:30:57] disgusting I mean my god I'm actually fucking disgusting for the interval

[02:31:05] he let it evolve I mean mind you this is a lobby with nine mouses I mean I'm

[02:31:11] laying that fucking dick down now we've been the thermite and we got up you're

[02:31:19] so smart I'm literally gross bro like holy fucking shit that was a watch that

[02:31:23] That was a quad, it was a quad.

[02:31:28] But this guy is actually disgusting.

[02:31:31] This guy is legitimately gross.

[02:31:32] But Jinxy, how's life been bro?

[02:31:34] Bro, I've been good man, how about yourself my boy?

[02:31:36] No fuck yourself.

[02:31:37] Dude, what the fuck?

[02:31:40] Gucci thinking we're the tier one,

[02:31:42] calm down with the new product.

[02:31:43] This is the average siege kit about,

[02:31:45] we're winning two to zero.

[02:31:47] He says, go fuck yourself, really?

[02:31:49] Oh Jinxy, do you ever run a different gun

[02:31:51] it's just the one gun all game long I can't hear you down there bro

[02:32:01] yeah this isn't safe

[02:32:07] how come you weren't playing like this against me

[02:32:10] yo this guy needs to, alright this guy's gonna pick this guy

[02:32:13] this guy's gonna pick this guy up for the second air

[02:32:21] I'm reloading!

[02:32:28] Oh, secure!

[02:32:30] Got a wire.

[02:32:35] No, I'm gonna take a nap or a check. Let me know, okay?

[02:32:39] We have to kill it. We have to kill it.

[02:32:41] Down to five seconds.

[02:32:44] Woohoo!

[02:32:46] Increase surveillance on wildfire.

[02:32:48] Anyone but me know who has an abuser.

[02:32:50] changing makes

[02:33:09] Never mind where already in con already in con this guy's actually inside

[02:33:50] I'm the fucking greatest player in the world, my god.

[02:33:53] AHHHHHHHHHHH

[02:34:03] The path is rough, it's rough.

[02:34:14] AHHHHHHHHHH

[02:34:16] I'm fucking disgusting.

[02:34:18] I'm fucking disgusting.

[02:34:20] I

[02:34:27] Appreciate you bro. What uh, what do you watch like you watch videos or streams?

[02:34:32] Watch your videos like every day. I'm like eating food or like, you know, like in the bathroom stuff

[02:34:37] Thank you, man. It's nice to meet a supporter, bro. Generally. Thank you

[02:34:42] No, yo, you're a gusty Smurf did somebody piss in your cereal?

[02:34:47] Winning the game. Why are you so mad?

[02:34:50] Don't add to my dad for filling in this hole. No, my God. Yeah, okay. This guy's the old TV or hole

[02:35:00] Yeah, Jinx you could like take me under the wing, you know like like Ray. Yeah, I could be your next wreck

[02:35:05] brother what?

[02:35:08] I'd be like to like help me grow. No

[02:35:12] I'm from like the slums

[02:35:14] Yeah, bro, I'm from the slums too, but I made it out from top and springs, Florida looking up

[02:35:22] Yes, from the like I'm from the real hood

[02:35:27] Bro, check out my tiktok. I use the name I'm I'm safe from the slums, bro. I need to make it out

[02:35:37] I live in like Beverly Hills

[02:35:39] Mr. Jinxie, can I tell you a joke?

[02:35:44] What's up? What is your joke, man?

[02:35:47] Wait, fuck, I look, you forgot it. Hold on.

[02:35:51] Yo, wait, Valkyrie... Yo, Valkyrie...

[02:35:57] You guys know the OP Valk camp behind the exit sign? She just threw it there, I think.

[02:36:02] 5 seconds to insertion.

[02:36:04] 5 seconds to go.

[02:36:08] elevator by his shoes

[02:36:10] Oh, you must locate and abuse a bomb.

[02:36:16] Yoohoo!

[02:36:32] Reloading! Cover me!

[02:36:35] Alright, let's see if there's Jinx to BMA. Go frag out.

[02:36:40] What's that did they even go?

[02:36:47] Oh, geez.

[02:36:54] Yahoo!

[02:36:57] I believe in you!

[02:37:04] I

[02:37:10] Got my shit fried

[02:37:18] Holy fuck dude, I got my shit fried

[02:37:25] I'm lucky this is bad

[02:37:27] Fuck I cams

[02:37:29] Bro, I just got destroyed. I just got destroyed

[02:37:32] Oh clear my location. I just got literally put on a t-shirt covered

[02:37:39] Bro, I love when I get on siege and I just get like a good map. Oh

[02:37:52] Like yeah, don't you love when you just get on siege and just get a good map. That's a good feeling

[02:37:57] You have dropped the diffuser down to one friendly.

[02:38:02] Bro why does this wire keep-

[02:38:09] We have been eliminated.

[02:38:19] You're chat- it's not a hack, it's my- oh my god what a bad pause screen. Jesus! What was that pause screen? Fuck!

[02:38:26] Guys, I'm not hacking it's a USB-C cable so I can play on PC you fucking idiots

[02:38:34] It's not a cronus like my god. You guys are stupid

[02:38:39] Brother it's a fucking USB-C cable so I can play on PC you jackasses

[02:38:47] Close out of this dog shit client wait

[02:38:54] Yo, can we get a um

[02:38:56] Well, if they go CC, could we-

[02:39:00] We got a what? We got a what?

[02:39:01] If they go CC, could we get a multi? If they go CC.

[02:39:04] Yes, daddy.

[02:39:10] I'm gonna throw right at the flat wall. I'll throw up. Let's lock in here.

[02:39:17] Hey, bro, y'all are actually dumb! Guys, guys, guys!

[02:39:21] We need to locate a bomb.

[02:39:22] Only 13.

[02:39:26] Okay, third gym we don't need the monty. I'm gonna blow up pot wall. Just call me 13.

[02:39:39] Alright, whatever you need then talk to me. My teammates walling wait who's walling? Who's

[02:39:47] who's walling who's walling who's walling who's walling who's walling on my team

[02:39:55] 10 seconds before insertion I'm walling five seconds

[02:40:03] Tiktok J9XKUR, check it out, I'm walling.

[02:40:09] They already know, they know!

[02:40:21] I'm playing bro, I would never do that to you JXK.

[02:40:23] Yo, so, drop down and break this wall please.

[02:40:33] Yo, he ran out!

[02:40:38] Yo, Thatcher, do you want to use your ability map?

[02:40:46] Thatcher, there's an EMP here, I'm picking it!

[02:41:23] Yo, one was green box.

[02:41:39] I

[02:41:45] No longer in your possession solace

[02:41:52] You actually want to kill me that bad logic. So you make me nervous from easy bro like why are

[02:41:58] Oh my god!

[02:42:05] Yo, I think this guy's still green box or maybe con maybe con

[02:42:13] Advocate's con

[02:42:19] I mean, I guess I should have positioned myself even safer

[02:42:28] I

[02:42:35] Could

[02:42:38] Yo, one's like not I don't know. He's like laying down. What's up, bro. What's up?

[02:42:43] Fucker!

[02:42:45] Thumbs up, man.

[02:42:51] It's on the door.

[02:42:52] Why are you working with a knocked guy?

[02:42:54] Yo, are you brain dead?

[02:42:58] Why are you working with a knocked guy and a Mv1 with a game on the line?

[02:43:13] yo gusty what the fuck was that dude honestly honestly I just don't make as

[02:43:26] much money as you bro we need a we need a Monty for garage bro bro what one

[02:43:41] He team kills and then I do anything for you. Yo, yo, what my phone's already blowing up Jinxie. What are you doing?

[02:43:49] Plugged in my tiktok one time and it's blowing up

[02:43:53] Let me lock him up. We're passionate. I know we're winning this game

[02:43:57] No, you guys don't have passion you're promoting your

[02:44:11] I

[02:44:13] Bet and then dusty you team kid and I went for a finish in a 1v1. Are you serious?

[02:44:21] All right, listen

[02:44:28] Wait, but how am I gonna ace on Monty? I gotta go play it

[02:44:31] listen I gotta seize the moment though you know I see Jinxie I see like some

[02:44:42] life hey you know what I'm all searching in five seconds yo I love your

[02:44:46] um how does that your way he's big in the door he's he shot down banished out

[02:44:52] on the door bottom grass door you speak fucking English what are you saying

[02:44:57] Hey, better son of a b***h about the door.

[02:44:59] What is that?

[02:45:03] Alright.

[02:45:05] Uh, so team...

[02:45:07] You guys are sorry.

[02:45:09] You guys are sorry as f**k.

[02:45:11] Alright, y'all. One...

[02:45:13] One's in lounge right now.

[02:45:15] Yeah, I'm passing it. Jynx, are you hearing this?

[02:45:17] Oh, lounge!

[02:45:19] I don't think.

[02:45:21] No one's on... Alright, one's on the rafters right now.

[02:45:23] I'm definitely gonna get it back.

[02:45:25] Come back, oh wait, yeah, Cleo's got a lounge.

[02:45:26] I can go to you if you want, or you can play behind me.

[02:45:32] I think I have a lounge, I mean, yeah, still a lounge,

[02:45:34] and one's after this as well.

[02:45:38] Uh,

[02:45:40] still rafters?

[02:45:43] You running back?

[02:45:44] I might wanna walk up rafters.

[02:45:46] What, what?

[02:45:48] Are you walling?

[02:45:49] Like, come on.

[02:45:50] I'm gonna use for you right now.

[02:45:51] Ah!

[02:45:55] I'm actually getting like fully launched fully launched

[02:46:42] Take the one we want.

[02:46:49] Good try.

[02:46:50] NOOOOOO!

[02:46:51] Bro, guys, it's...

[02:46:53] I'm passionate, I'm passionate for you, bro.

[02:46:55] Guys, it's one thing to have like one guy get spawnpeek, bro.

[02:46:59] To get double spawnpeek, man, come on, dude, like, come the fuck on.

[02:47:04] Guys, guys, coach is right.

[02:47:06] If we want to win, it's on us.

[02:47:09] Yeah, well, not all of us are making a million dollars to be playing this ranked game right now

[02:47:15] Hey, you're just a nice time. Thank you chat. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you guys so much for watching data XQR

[02:47:21] I love y'all. All right

[02:47:23] Like yeah, I'm but I'm like

[02:47:27] You're promoting your ticker nine times in three rounds man literally

[02:47:36] Like oh my god

[02:47:39] Yo! Don't cry!

[02:47:45] Vault, think someone...

[02:47:51] Secure the bomb.

[02:48:00] Yo, somebody get the hatches, please.

[02:48:03] Yes, coach.

[02:48:05] See, I'm passionate. I mean, like, come on!

[02:48:07] Let's go!

[02:48:09] I need this I was born for this moment

[02:48:24] I am still shaking right now bro

[02:48:54] I'm running out of my die.

[02:49:07] You know, they're IQ scanning the Valkyrie and probably solace.

[02:49:11] They already got mine above.

[02:49:24] They got all the ashes, nobody at red.

[02:49:37] They turned you out Jinxie.

[02:49:39] Hey, one's coming down I think. Watch that Jinxie.

[02:49:43] Might be going face to face though.

[02:49:47] Hang on, one's dead.

[02:49:54] of

[02:50:04] the

[02:50:10] top of the

[02:50:14] top of the

[02:50:19] top of the

[02:50:23] come on dude you know this guy chat this guy is insane this gun is insane

[02:50:32] longer ball right I'm so down this gun is actually fucking insane

[02:50:38] I'm hitting like 70 a piece I'm literally hitting 70 a piece on that like oh my god

[02:50:43] or just like we all saying

[02:50:51] But they would be downstairs nobody gets spawn peeked ram yin grim Habana whatever just flood them blind them and

[02:50:59] Yeah, Nick

[02:51:01] Yo, what's up, man?

[02:51:05] This guy's called me Nick like granted your joy brought you to bed

[02:51:10] When it's no pixel, I'm either gonna get on no pixel, I'm probably gonna get on no pixel

[02:51:18] on 6.

[02:51:19] Like 5 or 6 or 530, I don't know.

[02:51:22] I'm just gonna see how C's goes.

[02:51:23] If I lose this game, I'm gonna shove a keyboard in my ass, so I better not lose this fucking

[02:51:27] game.

[02:51:28] I'm 11 and 3 right now.

[02:51:38] What is no pixel?

[02:51:39] Best GTA RP server in the world.

[02:51:42] I haven't been banned for three years

[02:51:43] and today's my return.

[02:51:44] Sweet.

[02:51:46] I'm pretty excited.

[02:51:53] No class today?

[02:51:54] I probably won't get on class today.

[02:51:55] I think I'm gonna get on class tomorrow with Ken.

[02:51:59] I think me and Ken are gonna go get on class tomorrow

[02:52:01] at like 2 p.m.

[02:52:03] It's gonna be fun.

[02:52:09] Also, in that chat, we're gonna watch the Fortnite tournament.

[02:52:12] Yo, I think he's bumping in the store!

[02:52:13] Spongebob, get the store! Spongebob, get the store!

[02:52:22] That's in dirt.

[02:52:39] I can still dirt yo yo yo watch out Jake Jake Jake

[02:52:54] What?

[02:53:10] Yo, break this one too break the one in kitchen

[02:53:16] Bar bar bar one bar

[02:53:21] You know what?

[02:53:24] of

[02:53:35] death of

[02:53:39] death of

[02:53:40] death of

[02:53:45] death of

[02:54:19] You're gonna stand in dirt jerking off for a minute?

[02:54:21] Are you serious?

[02:54:23] Bro, like we're in sight and no one's swinging us.

[02:54:28] Yeah that guy was close dirt for like 30 seconds just sitting there.

[02:54:32] No.

[02:54:33] Like what the fuck was that?

[02:54:35] It was a good try, we got this one defenc-

[02:54:36] I guess I should have flashed him then swung the other guys, but it's like I don't-

[02:54:40] I wanted him to swing me though, like he did not do it.

[02:54:45] He like knew that I knew.

[02:54:49] I feel like we should go CC, man.

[02:54:54] Didn't we lose that?

[02:54:56] No.

[02:54:57] Oh, wait.

[02:54:58] No, you got your clip.

[02:54:59] You got your clip on CC.

[02:55:01] I'll play.

[02:55:02] I'm going to play Castle Dust here.

[02:55:03] This guy is very interesting.

[02:55:05] Come on.

[02:55:06] Bro, can we ban it for the wall or something?

[02:55:09] Yeah, that'd be good.

[02:55:11] Try to ban a trick because we're going to hold below.

[02:55:14] If you ban a trick and we hold below, we win.

[02:55:18] Hey, Jinxie, don't worry. I'm locked in. I'm not plug-in to the bomb's protectors.

[02:55:22] Vintag, Vintag, yay. That XK you are.

[02:55:47] all right looks like I gotta shove a keyboard up my ass I mean we can't fucking win

[02:55:55] I

[02:56:02] Saw me play top brush

[02:56:25] Monty, Monty bottom-master.

[02:56:29] He might have activated.

[02:56:31] He must have definitely deployed.

[02:56:35] I'm getting my bottom-groud wall.

[02:56:47] Monty, don't back.

[02:56:55] of

[02:57:02] the

[02:57:08] death of

[02:57:21] Bro.

[02:57:38] Any breeches open?

[02:57:40] Xpac

[02:57:51] Xpac

[02:58:03] Xpac

[02:58:09] Xpac

[02:58:09] I'm so dude, I'm fucking insane. I guarantee I get team killed. I'm fucking insane. Let's go

[02:58:23] Let's fucking you you you you you oh my god, do I look cool jinx in my passionate now

[02:58:31] Nope

[02:58:33] Nicholas, I mean good shot, but I was the most undisciplined bullshit. I've ever seen in my life

[02:58:38] Yeah, Kyle, thank you for your time yo, can I ever just get like a congratulations or something?

[02:58:44] Yeah, bro, GG's.

[02:58:45] You make millions of dollars for this.

[02:58:48] What?

[02:58:49] For what?

[02:58:50] Yo, dude.

[02:58:51] Chat, like.

[02:58:52] Alright, follow me on Instagram at brekkiehill.

[02:58:55] Alright, alright.

[02:58:56] Kyle, thank you for your time.

[02:58:58] Bro, I just went hammy's that game.

[02:59:00] My cable broke a little bit when I went to 1.2.

[02:59:03] Chat, what a game from the kid, bro.

[02:59:05] I'm gonna re-cue him.

[02:59:07] It's a good man. Yeah, I'm gonna go take over and yeah, I'm gonna drop another 20 bomb. Let's do this shit

[02:59:13] I'm gonna get on RP at 6 p.m

[03:00:07] You

[03:01:37] You know, Jinx, he stopped vaping.

[03:01:42] He's got to get back on the fucking...

[03:01:44] Wait.

[03:01:47] Uh, Jinx is here.

[03:01:52] Um...

[03:01:53] Chat!

[03:01:55] Sorry.

[03:01:57] Chat, do you think it would be hypothetically possible to keister a controller up your anus?

[03:02:02] Jinx, you're floating the lane to locate a bomb.

[03:02:04] You're playing Pug?

[03:02:05] What do you mean Pug?

[03:02:06] I

[03:02:09] Yo, grunger

[03:02:16] Grunger yo ash

[03:02:20] You guys want to do an office over yeah, what's up? What's up?

[03:02:23] Yo, I think my mod muted you. Did you say something while I was gone? I just said that hey, why did I get me?

[03:02:30] What

[03:02:32] How does you mean my bad? I don't even know no, it's okay. I love you. I'm going off it's over

[03:02:39] Wait, am I mutating the cat or something

[03:02:44] Hey Alice pumping this Alice pumping this Alice pumping this Alice pumping this she doesn't know

[03:02:56] Jim see drop the oh ass

[03:03:00] two

[03:03:07] two

[03:03:14] two

[03:03:18] two

[03:03:24] two

[03:03:28] I'm playing my shrine

[03:03:33] She's playing terrace

[03:03:34] There's no one like playing exeside

[03:03:36] I'm gonna walk and hop out

[03:03:42] I'm distracted in black right now

[03:03:44] Oh my god, he's downstairs, he's downstairs

[03:03:47] I can go to shrine window

[03:03:49] out of my spine and let us on the

[03:04:05] I'm holding Shrine window right now.

[03:04:07] There's already M Shrine, you have to be top Shrine towards that door.

[03:04:24] Were you not right there? You were right there. Alright.

[03:04:28] What the fuck man?

[03:04:31] Hello!

[03:04:33] Wait, I'm gonna condone it.

[03:04:34] Let's bro! What?!

[03:04:39] You just watched me get fucking murdered?

[03:04:42] Yeah, I'm gonna swap out.

[03:04:44] I'm swapping guns.

[03:04:52] I mean, what the fuck?

[03:04:59] That's so unfortunate.

[03:05:00] I'm shooting lesion geisha and then Ella Y swings me like an idiot, which is a horrible play

[03:05:06] She should always be dead there, but then my teammate like was jerking off in the corner

[03:05:11] So then I got I died

[03:05:13] I shouldn't literally never die there if he's just aiming at door. What was he aiming at?

[03:05:19] Or like I die and get traded right but like the fact that I die and I don't even get traded is insane

[03:05:25] Wait, Ella might be cheating? Ella is cheating? What do you mean Ella is cheating? What are

[03:05:36] you talking about? I was not looking at the kill cam.

[03:05:39] Wait, what do we want to do here guys? Go direct main breach or like?

[03:05:44] I say we probably go direct. I'm going to get this shit from below.

[03:05:48] I mean, they can only have bandits.

[03:05:54] Yeah, I can trust the no man to hold up.

[03:05:57] What do you mean, Alice cheating?

[03:06:00] Which guy, Waldo?

[03:06:02] It's not an unranked account.

[03:06:05] A month into the season.

[03:06:07] Waldo's cheating?

[03:06:18] Who is cheating? Waldo?

[03:06:28] Alright, I'll monitor it.

[03:06:29] Ten seconds to insertion.

[03:06:33] Everyone is always cheating. Just play the game and stop complaining.

[03:06:38] I know you have a five IQ, so I'll explain it slowly.

[03:06:40] I never accused anyone of cheating.

[03:06:42] My chat, who never accuses anyone of cheating, is accusing them of cheating.

[03:06:48] are you a dumb ass are you dumb

[03:07:02] he's gonna blow together right now

[03:07:06] you know man you know I'm out of the door right yeah I got you

[03:07:12] You need to let me run out covered or no?

[03:07:16] No, I can go hold it in mid.

[03:07:19] I'll work over here.

[03:07:24] You're lucky you did a bomb.

[03:07:40] is just playing terrace

[03:07:44] is he?

[03:07:57] i'm joining terrace right now

[03:08:00] i don't know if this visual scan is near here

[03:08:03] is he on the minibar?

[03:08:05] go below the sky, go below the sky please

[03:08:07] he's on the abal

[03:08:09] I'm gonna go back and try to take

[03:08:39] Wait, but I'm confused though. I thought we were like full up.

[03:08:44] They flooded below instantly. Yeah, I think your players below died or just went somewhere else.

[03:08:52] Nah, it was like a 4v5. I don't know. We should have stayed below and just kept making vert the whole round.

[03:08:57] Yeah, I don't know what happened.

[03:09:02] Check you guys. Okay. Let me check this guy starts. What is his name? What is it Waldo with an L or Waldo with an I?

[03:09:08] Oh, let's check this guy

[03:09:10] He's unranked the month into the season

[03:09:13] Which I haven't even seen

[03:09:16] It looks like it's Waldo with an I now

[03:09:20] Yeah, Waldo with an I

[03:09:25] He had a 1.72 wait hold up

[03:09:28] He had a 1.72 KD in silent hunt and then a 2.23 KD in tenfold pursuit with 73 matches

[03:09:38] played.

[03:09:39] Well, at the bare minimum, he's a smurf because nobody has a 2.3 KD on their first season

[03:09:45] of the game in Diamond.

[03:09:46] So he's at the bare minimum smurf.

[03:09:50] Located bomb.

[03:09:52] 2.2 KD is pretty high.

[03:09:57] I mean, unless it's like, stompin' on a smurf?

[03:10:04] Oh, that's Pug?

[03:10:05] Wait, Waldo is Pug?

[03:10:11] I thought you guys said Waldo isn't Pug.

[03:10:18] Oh, I actually know Pug.

[03:10:21] Wait, Waldo is Pug?

[03:10:23] Oh, no.

[03:10:24] Which one is Pug?

[03:10:25] Which one is Pug?

[03:10:27] I don't think they're holding delivery like at all

[03:10:38] He's on the door

[03:10:57] of

[03:11:17] that's a list

[03:11:28] I'm running too in a short

[03:11:35] fuck could you break the side out to make a bunch of her please

[03:11:43] I killed you Li-Zone, go-post was down the restaurant too

[03:11:51] can you call a go-post?

[03:11:59] I'm going to try to push them from delivery, I still have delivery or something.

[03:12:28] There's a my delivery window and one's reception I think.

[03:12:34] That's delivery, dude.

[03:12:40] Can you push reception dude?

[03:12:41] There's one in there.

[03:12:48] Let's go push reception and one bathroom.

[03:12:51] Nice, last bathroom set.

[03:12:52] I can't help but deliver it, maybe he's in closet 9 I feel like.

[03:13:04] Good shit, guys.

[03:13:05] Prompt W, we can easily win this, it's not so defendable-sided.

[03:13:11] No I hate attack, you know this man.

[03:13:15] Which one is pug?

[03:13:17] He's the Emerald One guy, Zaniel Pearl.

[03:13:21] I know pug yeah, pug's not a cheater, but um

[03:13:27] Yeah, this guy stats I mean like again, I don't know if he's cheating but he's obviously a smurf account at the bare minimum

[03:13:34] I'm never gonna accuse anyone of cheating though because I don't want to like falsely accuse somebody of cheating

[03:13:38] So I'm just I'm just gonna let it ride

[03:13:41] Let it rock let it rock

[03:13:45] Also, I haven't even seen anything that was sus. I wasn't really paying attention around one though

[03:13:51] I was not paying attention to round one TBH

[03:13:58] You know Jinx you should be in my homeboy get matching cat ear headphones like you

[03:14:03] Yes, bro. The shit is swag. Wait, does hyper X have some I thought they had a pair didn't they I don't know

[03:14:09] I think I have the razor ones to cure the area

[03:14:12] I'll take a look because me my friend

[03:14:21] I'll take that plus 30 from the last team, especially with a 13 kill game.

[03:14:46] second to insertion down to five seconds you didn't know this monkey can

[03:14:54] believe you yeah yeah after bombs from being used by out for eyes on the price

[03:14:59] just go off of me I'm gonna make first contact if you want I don't think they

[03:15:07] spawned over here at all I'm on can this nothing they're just full direct they

[03:15:11] might have came tower side watch beyond you yeah it might just be full direct

[03:15:20] I'm not gonna lie there was nothing back side yeah there's snakes on blackbuck

[03:15:25] right now it might be like three of them or something

[03:15:29] of

[03:15:36] which is left

[03:15:40] no someone back

[03:15:42] and terrorist or

[03:15:45] I can come from there

[03:16:03] I need help here I need help I need help black

[03:16:07] And I try to play your black

[03:16:09] I

[03:16:13] Mean god, I need help I get blacks. I don't worry buddy. She's told you one day

[03:16:25] Did twist your new birthday I got one twist

[03:16:32] I mean Jesus Christ!

[03:16:38] That's the first case down.

[03:16:40] I don't want to play serious.

[03:16:42] F**k!

[03:16:48] It's just holding the rotate for two minutes, really.

[03:16:50] There's a guy sitting on the window.

[03:16:52] There's a guy droning me, and there's a guy sitting on the rotate.

[03:16:54] Just holding me to swing.

[03:16:58] I mean, as soon as I get off that pixel, I'm dead.

[03:17:02] Why peek that because it's a 4v5?

[03:17:05] I mean if you have a 1 inch penis you're never going to get anywhere in this game.

[03:17:12] It's either that or just sit in sight, inevitably get ran at by three people, have the McVert

[03:17:18] on me, get flashed from the window.

[03:17:20] It's like I'm taking the one, I just lost the one.

[03:17:23] If I would have got the kill you would have went nice, but because I died, why peek that?

[03:17:27] Why peek that?

[03:17:28] But if I get the kill, nice!

[03:17:30] Brother, it's a 4v5. I'm getting fucking Oreo cream pie in the objective. I asked for help for nine minutes

[03:17:38] I got solid snake scant twice. I got so stunned flashed and drone

[03:17:44] They're like James. He's here

[03:17:47] Like oh my god, they really wanted to kill me

[03:17:54] But that's out of the accountability it's whatever I mean I took a gunfight I lost a gunfight last game

[03:17:58] I took 13 gunfights. I had 13 kills. It is what it is. I knew he's there. He just has an aptu and headshot of me

[03:18:04] well played

[03:18:09] What an absolutely disgusting fucking game so far

[03:18:19] I'm a little nevermind. I can't do that

[03:18:22] I mean I just got full fucking focus like every inch of the you said but it was on my ass

[03:18:29] I'm going out.

[03:18:41] Down to ten seconds.

[03:18:46] Down to five seconds.

[03:18:51] I made it to the bomb.

[03:18:54] Reporting for duty.

[03:18:59] Come on

[03:19:02] That's

[03:19:05] What was that?

[03:19:07] Yeah, they're not pushing direct at all

[03:19:10] Yeah, they mentioned to go for back. It was a mess in ash though

[03:19:14] I'll play our drum here. There was a there's a one close on me

[03:19:18] I think there's one around there.

[03:19:28] I think there's one in my gaze shot.

[03:19:33] that's not blood

[03:19:41] he may try to jump down, i have his leave if he does

[03:19:55] his not their bodies

[03:19:58] I'm running to you guys.

[03:20:05] I'm gonna walk upstairs and double up you guys go.

[03:20:44] Where are they going besides his head?

[03:20:50] Where are my bullets going? It's not a JC4 chat. I threw that C4 so it can't happen.

[03:20:55] Bobbie thinking about it, nice move to think about it.

[03:20:58] Where are my bullets going? Holy shit!

[03:21:05] Loki, Banth, Thermite, and then go Karaoke.

[03:21:08] They might just try to play window again and just focus black as it worked last time.

[03:21:16] I think I'm going to stay below and try to get that lurker.

[03:21:19] Yeah, they had the late lurk like house side, do you aware of that?

[03:21:27] Dude, I mean I can't catch a fucking break this game.

[03:21:33] Somebody throw me a bone here, my god.

[03:21:37] Oh

[03:21:42] And three leaves so chat I don't understand last game when I have 13 kills and three deaths no one says

[03:21:50] 13 and three Lee but as soon as I go oh and three now it's oh and three Lee

[03:21:57] Do you like me or something?

[03:21:59] like what's up a demonic ass shit is this

[03:22:05] literally no one brought up my KD last game

[03:22:09] two drones just let it shot to the drone back side

[03:22:11] yeah when these came up black though they might try to do for a back side take them

[03:22:15] worry about grenades though

[03:22:19] do you all man-emerging?

[03:22:23] yeah we got all five of their drones

[03:22:25] definitely spawnpeek

[03:22:27] definitely what you cut out I was gonna say definitely spot the we got all

[03:22:34] fire yeah it's good job it's two more coming over there

[03:22:47] no so chat I'm gonna give you guys some crazy ball knowledge do we just peel

[03:23:23] What is it? What's my kitty?

[03:23:34] These are called black he's angry there's no feet on I'm about to give you guys some crazy ball knowledge

[03:23:43] Why'd you go in case I'm gonna flip camsuit this game

[03:23:53] I think he reports like kitchen window sounds.

[03:23:59] What is the end using Steve?

[03:24:02] I don't even know honestly.

[03:24:18] Nice, good shot.

[03:24:20] I

[03:24:28] Was a fucking quash. I shot brother

[03:24:31] That was my second one of the day

[03:24:33] So chat about it. I just now learned you could do that. I'm about to put you guys on a crazy ball

[03:24:37] I don't know if it's like this for every repel

[03:24:42] But on fence on skyscraper. Do you guys notice how I was aiming to the right of his hook?

[03:24:46] I think if we just group together and do a backtake together, I think we should just spam shields like absolute losers to be out like we should get a black beard at the bare minimum or a blitz.

[03:24:56] I mean, I saw it on shield but I could play it I guess.

[03:25:00] I think I'm just going to keep repping to you Mark where's the last time.

[03:25:04] I'm going to go blitz. We should get like a snake and just try to play really fast.

[03:25:08] We have snakes bands.

[03:25:11] We get a breacher then I guess like a thermite or something.

[03:25:14] But chat, um.

[03:25:16] I'm not gonna lie, I think I think it's good.

[03:25:17] She can like make you as ADS for the final.

[03:25:19] Ugh!

[03:25:20] When ever somebody repels, always aim to the right of their hook.

[03:25:24] Their head is always gonna be on the right of their hook.

[03:25:27] Like if his hook's here, his head's gonna be here.

[03:25:30] I swear, I don't know what it is, it's just like this on Vat.

[03:25:33] I don't know if it's like this on every side though.

[03:25:39] I doubt they're gonna reinforce off this wall.

[03:25:41] We can just rush through with Black Eons.

[03:25:43] challenges

[03:25:47] have a cam in office

[03:25:49] i'll put one towards terrace then

[03:25:53] shat man it's like

[03:25:54] i don't know if it's like that for a man

[03:25:56] he's just leaving someone else

[03:25:59] they're just on journey now

[03:26:03] yeah they're not gonna see me there

[03:26:05] yeah i think he can go fast

[03:26:09] yeah like let's get out

[03:26:10] i might as well

[03:26:11] I'm on an early line here.

[03:26:21] No one's terrorist, they're in drum though.

[03:26:35] Yo, can you break this Blackbeard?

[03:26:40] House, house, house, house, house.

[03:27:11] I lost there.

[03:27:21] The user is back in the hallway.

[03:27:38] I'm like, I downed one in the hallway.

[03:27:53] I think they like went for three over here.

[03:28:05] Nice, get through.

[03:28:07] my block

[03:28:11] wait nice

[03:28:13] give you one

[03:28:14] mine carrier keep right here

[03:28:14] coming to plant coming to plant come through the door and plant

[03:28:18] you still have pinkestims you see pinkestims

[03:28:28] wait for pinkestims

[03:28:37] I don't know how many he fell for, I don't fucking know where I played it.

[03:28:40] Oh my god, it's dead.

[03:28:41] A quad into a triple, are you serious?

[03:28:48] Oh my god, I'm- I'm- dude, I'm actually fucking disgusting.

[03:28:53] No, type O in 3D now!

[03:28:55] Type that shit now!

[03:28:57] Type it!

[03:28:59] A quad into a fucking triple, get the fuck off my dick, bro!

[03:29:02] I'm telling you, I do this shit!

[03:29:05] Mary, think you're the prime.

[03:29:06] Let's go, bro.

[03:29:12] Fucking, I go 13 and 3, no one says a word.

[03:29:15] I go 0 and 3, 0 and 3, Lee, 0 and 3, Lee.

[03:29:19] And then I get a quad and a triple, 9, 7 and 3,

[03:29:22] no one's gonna talk to my Katie now.

[03:29:24] No one's gonna talk to my fucking Katie now.

[03:29:26] Bro, my Katie's going up so much today.

[03:29:28] Holy shit.

[03:29:35] 7 and 3 Lee in this bitch

[03:29:51] You see I said seven

[03:30:05] I'm gonna play below with you. We should play to leave early though because I don't expect

[03:30:10] them.

[03:30:11] 10 seconds to insertion.

[03:30:12] Expect them to run into you.

[03:30:13] Yeah, I'm gonna miss them.

[03:30:14] Down to 5 seconds.

[03:30:15] Bomb locations are secure.

[03:30:16] That's one dead. That's the other one coming outside.

[03:30:17] I don't know if they're dead.

[03:30:18] second. Bomb locations are secure. That's one guy. There's another one coming outside.

[03:30:35] I don't know who that was. You can see if you win this game, you give me a drug all right.

[03:30:47] I

[03:30:52] Like

[03:30:59] We're probably at the same rock window it's a big club

[03:31:04] I'm with you I can do with you I can run under

[03:31:17] I expected it it jumps in trying there's two outside your delivery is opening

[03:31:29] another one ash on this side too

[03:31:33] he is key highway

[03:31:41] like you are the luckiest player ever oh my god

[03:31:44] both below both below

[03:31:45] like dude

[03:31:46] house stairs

[03:31:47] yo they're both 30 health they're both bottom house

[03:31:50] they're both 30 health both bottom house

[03:31:52] can you go double but they're my yes they

[03:31:54] they're both 30 health

[03:31:56] Literally so free they're both 30 health and they're both bottom house

[03:32:02] Just hold tight all right. They'll die to an impact. What are you sure you have sight of my four located a bomb

[03:32:08] Yeah, we have case. Yeah, we'll just hold case together then see the job

[03:32:13] They're in sight right now

[03:32:18] What I'm tripping I'm sorry

[03:32:20] They're pushing top shrine

[03:32:22] Yeah, restaurant rest both both bottom restaurant house. Okay, both. Let's see both. Well, both

[03:32:28] Yeah, these stairs and let's see these stairs. Yep

[03:32:37] I don't like how they're holding this they're not holding this together at all

[03:32:45] Yo good

[03:32:47] Good game such a free comeback on this map there for real for real

[03:32:52] Love you, Jinxie

[03:32:55] Love you guys have a good one

[03:32:57] Wait, can you say it you say it Jinxie just do it for me. I got all right. Oh

[03:33:03] Fuck this guy was actually good

[03:33:09] It's a plus 22 man

[03:33:11] Joe should we rip one more I'm playing so good job one more than GT RP

[03:33:15] One more of that RP from playing so good. Oh my god. Oh my god

[03:33:24] Playing so good right now 13 and 3 into 7 and 4

[03:33:45] I'm sorry.

[03:34:14] Yo, Jinx here!

[03:34:44] You

[03:35:14] Yeah, it's a 5 and 13 map.

[03:35:23] Shisa.

[03:35:24] Dad, think of it as your one.

[03:35:26] Oh, Chad, by the way, I'm going to ask y'all.

[03:35:29] Mingo and Lou and them are doing a LAN event on Saturday.

[03:35:32] Would you guys rather me do a PC Saturday or watch them?

[03:35:37] I feel like watch partying that could be fun.

[03:35:41] Oh wait, but low key Saturday is my birthday.

[03:35:46] Oh, and Saturday I was going to watch FNCS Globals.

[03:35:51] We got to watch Globals, bro, on Saturday.

[03:35:53] I'm going to go live, wait, is it tomorrow morning?

[03:35:57] Be advised your drone is located tomorrow.

[03:36:00] No, Globals.

[03:36:01] I don't know what I'm going to do.

[03:36:02] I think I'm going to watch Globals, actually.

[03:36:04] I forgot FNCS Globals is here.

[03:36:05] Guys, I'm going to do no pixel after this game.

[03:36:08] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[03:36:10] So I don't think I'm going to be on too much on my birthday like I'm going to do is on

[03:36:25] my birthday.

[03:36:26] I'm a go live early at like 11am because that's when global starts watch day one and

[03:36:29] day to probably

[03:36:44] watch out enemy device

[03:36:46] it's not my 30th

[03:36:50] I like the life.

[03:36:54] Changing back.

[03:36:57] Which is tomorrow?

[03:36:59] What day is tomorrow?

[03:37:00] Chastanet?

[03:37:05] It's most Friday.

[03:37:20] of

[03:37:30] death of

[03:37:34] death of

[03:37:37] death

[03:37:39] death

[03:37:41] of

[03:37:44] death

[03:37:48] I knocked him I guess. I'm on fire? Well played kid. I did not know I was on fire. Yo Goyle's

[03:38:01] knocked by the way on my on my dead body. Goyle's knocked on my dead body. Are you serious?

[03:38:08] I'm on fire? Goyle got rest is gonna be 20 hp. He's like on the B door like if you walked

[03:38:17] And he's like on the V-bond floor.

[03:38:22] Would you have the land is tomorrow?

[03:38:34] Would you have Mingo's land is tomorrow? Actually?

[03:38:42] Oh, it is.

[03:38:47] Oh

[03:38:50] It's a 26 that's kind of cuck let me call mingo

[03:38:56] Valk's one HP

[03:39:00] Down to one friendly

[03:39:03] Seconds remaining one of four remain

[03:39:08] Time we have been eliminated

[03:39:15] Oh it starts Friday

[03:39:17] Yo Mingo, what up bro?

[03:39:26] What's up buddy?

[03:39:28] Yo, you guys are out of land right this weekend?

[03:39:31] Yeah, I'm like 40 minutes away from the Airbnb.

[03:39:35] What is the dates and times of your guys' like, when does it start?

[03:39:39] How many days is it?

[03:39:40] It's three days Friday, Saturday, Sunday, it starts tomorrow and we have to be there

[03:39:44] at nine but I'm not sure when our game is.

[03:39:46] 8, 9 a.m. Yeah, but just we

[03:39:50] just got to be there like we

[03:39:51] don't probably play until

[03:39:52] later in the day though. Yeah,

[03:39:55] cuz bro, I was gonna watch

[03:39:56] some of y'all's games. The

[03:39:57] thing is, it's my birthday on

[03:39:58] the 26th. I'm gonna be live

[03:39:59] early and I'm gonna dude. Your

[03:40:01] guys is land is the same day

[03:40:02] as FNCS globals, which I'm gonna

[03:40:04] watch that too. If you guys

[03:40:06] play at like afternoon times,

[03:40:08] I'll watch probably. But I'll

[03:40:10] take you whenever I know when

[03:40:12] we play, I'll just take you.

[03:40:13] Alright, when good luck with

[03:40:14] your games. That's crazy. Mingo, Jay and Lou out of land. That is insane. Captain thinking

[03:40:24] about them. Tom is thinking about them. Check your YouTube chat. What is it? What is it?

[03:40:31] YouTube chat.

[03:40:33] Let it rock, let it rock.

[03:40:41] Whoa, what is my YouTube chat?

[03:40:42] What is my YouTube chat?

[03:40:46] What happened?

[03:40:49] My YouTube chat is just,

[03:40:53] what do you think is my YouTube chat?

[03:40:56] Gay, gay, gay, happy birthday.

[03:40:59] Love from Iraq.

[03:41:01] shout out Joe bro what are they gonna my YouTube chat is like the people that

[03:41:11] are watching on YouTube aren't in chat they're literally just watching for no

[03:41:14] ads so they're just sitting and watching on their TV or whatever but the people

[03:41:18] that are typing in the YouTube chat is three people who just want to spam

[03:41:24] ah

[03:41:27] Like that road

[03:41:35] Reloading reloading

[03:41:41] Do you guys know what site they are

[03:41:52] I got a clash

[03:41:54] I knew you were close. You're not smart. I just know you're going to swing. I knew

[03:42:10] you were close. I should have flashed and mated. Wow. If I flashed one second earlier there.

[03:42:20] I genuinely hate this map. I genuinely hate this map.

[03:42:29] 13 and 3, 7 and 4, as soon as I'm on layer, I'm gonna be 0 and 9. Gotta hate this fucking map.

[03:42:35] He's literally just sitting behind that box, Grim.

[03:42:51] Yo, somebody help Grim.

[03:42:53] This guy's stuck and low.

[03:42:55] He's stuck on Grim.

[03:42:56] Stuck on Grim's thing.

[03:42:57] He's so low.

[03:43:01] Somebody just kill this guy.

[03:43:02] Just kill this guy.

[03:43:03] Kill this guy.

[03:43:04] Wow okay he's literally insane for killing you that.

[03:43:10] Jinxy yo Jinxy thank you for the help bro.

[03:43:13] Device planted.

[03:43:14] I don't actually know how you died there I'm gonna be honest.

[03:43:19] Yo Jinxy I just want to say I love you bro I literally called my cousin and told you that I'm in game with you.

[03:43:24] W stream.

[03:43:25] Love you bro thank you man.

[03:43:28] Wait Capita isn't safe.

[03:43:31] I don't know. Sorry.

[03:43:45] Yep, literally right there. Yep. Well played. Hold him, ask him there, ask him there!

[03:43:54] One friendly operator remaining.

[03:43:56] 15 seconds left you must try

[03:44:05] for eliminated all friendly

[03:44:08] guys that's that's bad times by me I didn't know he was holding your run in

[03:44:18] I'm gonna ask you to be honest.

[03:44:21] You're good, bro. You're good.

[03:44:23] My bad, daddy.

[03:44:24] Yo, I hate this map, but I'm gonna be honest.

[03:44:26] Let's just get one round,

[03:44:28] and then this map is just horrible,

[03:44:29] and defend decided to win.

[03:44:34] Bro, I'm actually sick to my stomach.

[03:44:35] I cannot believe they clutched out on one HP.

[03:44:39] Also, that mute is so stupid.

[03:44:41] If I just flashed a second earlier, I flashed that maid.

[03:44:45] Ah!

[03:44:46] Ha, ha, ha!

[03:44:48] I was gonna flash, nade, flash, nade, swing,

[03:44:50] take space, kill them all.

[03:44:52] But then of course, he just swings

[03:44:54] while I'm flashing, of course.

[03:45:06] Bro, oh my God.

[03:45:09] Yo chat.

[03:45:10] Um, chat this guys, you guys remember when I went to obvious sanctuary a week ago?

[03:45:21] Guys, so.

[03:45:26] Maya posted this video on her YouTube channel.

[03:45:29] Chat, this video has 4.6 million views in 6 days.

[03:45:34] Guys, I've been doing YouTube for seven years, literally I've been doing YouTube for seven

[03:45:40] years.

[03:45:41] I've never had a video do this well in my entire life.

[03:45:44] Check, that is insane.

[03:45:46] That is, like, bro, that is ridiculous.

[03:45:49] This video is going to get 10 million views.

[03:45:51] I'm not even kidding, 4.6 million views in six days.

[03:45:55] Dude, my grandparents were watching it this morning together.

[03:46:00] My grandma texts me about it.

[03:46:07] Guys, that is insane.

[03:46:09] Like, I've never seen that on a video

[03:46:12] that I've ever even posted, ever, ever.

[03:46:18] Click popular.

[03:46:21] Bro, chat, it has almost five million views in a week.

[03:46:26] Guys, that is, that is ridiculous, bro. Literally.

[03:46:32] But yeah, dude, my grandparents were watching it together this morning. I'm not even kidding.

[03:46:36] My grandma texted me about it.

[03:46:39] That is literally insane. That is ridiculous.

[03:46:48] It's such, dude, it's such a good video.

[03:46:51] I was so out of my comfort zone in that, like I was actually, I was genuinely scared.

[03:46:55] I knew it was dumb to be scared so I ended up like touching all the animals and stuff

[03:47:01] because it's like obviously if Maya's not scared why would I be scared?

[03:47:06] But I was definitely scared like to meet the animals.

[03:47:16] This guy's laying down, can you give him a shot?

[03:47:39] Oh god.

[03:47:46] Oh, I'll have stairs, though.

[03:48:02] There's like three guys upstairs.

[03:48:06] They dropped me.

[03:48:07] Green stairs, green stairs.

[03:48:16] Okay. Are you serious? He was close. I didn't hear that.

[03:48:29] I genuinely would rather have somebody like actually shank me than play this map. Free

[03:48:36] Stygianovara. Sixth time Stygianovara. Like I would actually rather get brutally shanked

[03:48:43] can play this map. Every time I leave my setup, I'm on there. Every time I leave my setup,

[03:48:49] I'm on there. It's just work.

[03:48:51] You got this on defense, Kay.

[03:48:56] Do it. Okay. Somebody did a knife with a flight emo and said, come here. Alright. I'm being

[03:49:04] sarcastic. I don't actually want to get shanked.

[03:49:07] Clips of casino is better. I'll give you that. I think casino. Well, actually no, I like

[03:49:15] layer better than casino. But casino is like not even a comp map. Oh, there's the chat.

[03:49:24] Oh, and three Lee. You guys are actually sickos. I go 13 and three. Nobody even says a mention

[03:49:30] of my Katie. I go seven and four. No one says a mention of my Katie. As soon as I'm on three

[03:49:35] again oh it's that that's evil at this point it's much I want to get on no

[03:49:45] pixel I want to come back though I'll come back would be cinema yo don't give

[03:49:48] up it's layer we can easily come back

[03:50:22] 10 seconds to insertion.

[03:50:26] It's a lucky lucky lucky.

[03:50:36] Is it even possible to climb ranked on stream?

[03:50:38] Oh, of course it is.

[03:50:40] Bro, we got two wins. I actually climbed today.

[03:50:42] Even if we lose this game, two wins won't last.

[03:50:44] I think we could come back though, honestly.

[03:50:46] Why are they team killing?

[03:50:48] That's a good start.

[03:50:52] have as I'm not going to get there flores hello hello hello are you trash

[03:51:14] Hush!

[03:51:27] Got me one, eh, Chesley?

[03:51:31] I feel he's up here.

[03:51:44] I

[03:52:02] Walked in half HP

[03:52:11] All right

[03:52:13] Are you serious?

[03:52:43] of

[03:52:50] death

[03:52:53] of

[03:52:57] death

[03:53:00] of

[03:53:02] death

[03:53:08] So they team kill and then they just lose their insight

[03:53:23] All right, let's get an RP. It's time boys time for the return of no pixel

[03:53:28] Check are you guys ready bro?

[03:53:31] Hi guys load it up. It's time after three years

[03:53:38] Hi, guys, mode it up!

[03:54:08] Thank you.

[03:54:38] you

[03:55:08] you

[03:55:38] Hey, chatty, you guys ready?

[03:56:06] I'm back in the building.

[03:56:14] It's been three years, no pixel.

[03:56:16] It's been three long, hard, veiny, erect, girthy years.

[03:56:25] I'm back.

[03:56:33] It's been three years.

[03:56:36] Now, chat, for NoPixel, now, in the last update,

[03:56:42] aren't they like partnered with Rockstar or something?

[03:56:45] So like, isn't this like an updated version of GTA

[03:56:47] or am I tweaking?

[03:56:48] Am I totally tweaking?

[03:56:59] I can't be chatting right now.

[03:57:03] Chatter mic tweaking.

[03:57:07] I think it's, isn't it like fully updated?

[03:57:20] It's an official RP server.

[03:57:22] Jamesy, what's wrong with your face?

[03:57:26] I'm going to chat on my phone right now.

[03:57:32] This is GTA 6. No.

[03:57:38] By the way, you can't say what muscle. Wait, really? Really? Really?

[03:57:44] I can't say what muscle anymore.

[03:57:47] Yo, have I? Let me fix a couple things. I need to turn off my delay.

[03:57:53] Or wait, okay, you already did it. I need to do this.

[03:57:59] Time is kind of short, three.

[03:58:01] I'm not going to pull up chat.

[03:58:04] All right.

[03:58:05] Chat, it's actually fucking time.

[03:58:08] It's finally fucking time, boys.

[03:58:10] Q. Oh, wait.

[03:58:17] I don't think I have priority.

[03:58:19] Well, maybe I do.

[03:58:21] Maybe I do actually.

[03:58:23] Chat, how long is the queue for no pixel normally?

[03:58:27] Oh, three hour queue.

[03:58:38] Three hour queue.

[03:58:39] Are you fucking serious?

[03:58:55] the fuck yeah I should probably skim through the rules that's a good shout I

[03:59:02] should probably skim through the rules bro is allergic to showering so do you

[03:59:11] mean band I haven't started how my band I mean started I'm genuinely excited this

[03:59:23] fuck for this you guys don't you guys don't even understand it's been so long

[03:59:27] in the making for this bro it's been three years well while this loads

[03:59:31] permanently I'm gonna get a big sweaty ass bottle of water PRP chat

[03:59:53] you

[04:00:23] you

[04:00:53] guys we're back bro oh my god I'm so fucking excited yo um big shout out to Buddha like

[04:01:11] I want to give a personal shout out to Buddha bro Buddha thank you for getting me in here

[04:01:14] I will not mess up. I swear. I'm gonna be so immersed. It's probably a good idea to

[04:01:23] Scam to the rules. I didn't say mooda

[04:01:27] You got priority also

[04:01:32] Bro W Buddha just don't be a dumbass. Yo, hi guys relax man. Have a little faith

[04:01:39] Hi guys have a little faith in the kid chat. Who's Lang? Who's mr. Lang?

[04:01:44] Bro, Chad, did they make the rules more strict?

[04:01:49] Did they make the...oh, that's Buddhist character.

[04:01:55] Sweet.

[04:01:57] Are the rules more strict?

[04:01:58] Okay, of course.

[04:02:00] Fuck.

[04:02:01] Guys, I thought the rules were strict three years ago.

[04:02:05] Bro, can I believe I have not played NoPixel since 2020, 2023, like December or November

[04:02:13] of 2023.

[04:02:14] It's fucking crazy, bro.

[04:02:15] That is actually fucking crazy.

[04:02:22] Hi, guys, could you try to pull up the rules, Kitten?

[04:02:26] Maybe once I load in.

[04:02:29] How did you get banned?

[04:02:30] Dude, it was a multitude of things.

[04:02:32] First off, I never played RP in my entire life,

[04:02:35] and I went right into NoPixel,

[04:02:36] which is the most strict RP server.

[04:02:39] I was asking people what buttons to click.

[04:02:41] Like, I didn't actually understand RP.

[04:02:43] I was asking for what buttons to click.

[04:02:45] I was yelling, I accidentally punched a woman in the face.

[04:02:53] Accidentally, I was yelling in the hospital

[04:02:56] when I was supposed to be knocked.

[04:03:01] The rules are so different now, look.

[04:03:08] No, but the main reason why I got banned

[04:03:09] was just literally because I didn't know

[04:03:11] how to role play at all.

[04:03:12] But now I've played Prodigy a bunch of times.

[04:03:16] I've played District 10 a bunch of times.

[04:03:18] Your chat in this server, can you just jump in cars?

[04:03:20] Or do you have to get keys?

[04:03:22] Please tell me you can just jump in cars, please.

[04:03:25] Oh, the rule book.

[04:03:27] Here we go.

[04:03:28] Class A, okay, bad, bad.

[04:03:30] One day ban, two day, a three day ban,

[04:03:33] a seven to 14 day ban, so it's critical.

[04:03:38] Oh my God, thank God you can just jump in.

[04:03:40] Before you join, it's 18 plus, no exceptions. No, I'm almost 18. Working quality. Mike. Okay. Realistic character name. Don't name your guy XX sniper for 20. True.

[04:04:00] Don't camp AFK. So, we check. Here's my question about AFK. How do you leave that? How do you leave?

[04:04:05] Like, do you just, do you just, is it F11?

[04:04:12] Is it like F11 quit?

[04:04:17] Hide and then leave?

[04:04:22] Yeah, like another rule in RP is you're never supposed to leave like in the middle of a car with five people, right?

[04:04:27] for it. How to report a player, staying in character, stay in character at all times.

[04:04:41] That's going to be a big one. OOC is an emergency exit. OOC out of character is only for tech

[04:04:46] problems. OOC, nice shot at a well.

[04:04:55] Role play through restarts. No loot boxing. Looting is taking items off another player.

[04:05:00] License music. Keep a DMC safe. Metagaming and power gaming. For example, your character only

[04:05:06] knows what they learned in the game. Using information from a stream at the score channel

[04:05:10] or out of chat. OOC shaped your in-game character source for metagaming because it

[04:05:15] It's a quietly breaks trust across the whole server.

[04:05:18] No power gaming slash fail RP.

[04:05:20] Power gaming is forcing an outcome

[04:05:23] the other person can't react to

[04:05:25] or ignoring how the world realistically works

[04:05:27] to gain an edge.

[04:05:32] Role play is a two-way scene.

[04:05:34] Give people room to respond.

[04:05:40] Which, why is everybody saying G's on this one?

[04:05:42] Why is everybody saying G on this one?

[04:05:47] Guys, what does this one mean?

[04:05:51] Don't read your chat for info.

[04:06:01] I mean, not reading it. I just don't understand what it's saying. Power gaming is forcing an outcome.

[04:06:08] The other person can't react to or ignoring how the world realistically works to gain an edge.

[04:06:15] World play is a two-way scene. What the fuck does that mean?

[04:06:22] Example, me, not okay. Me knocks you out, ties you up, takes your phone, all in one move, no chance to react.

[04:06:29] Break it into beats, threaten and let them respond, then act. Got it. Okay. Yeah, don't just like destroy somebody. Okay.

[04:06:38] Once you're down, you're down. You have no inventory access while you're down. You can't drop items on going scenes. Keep going. But if you get revived by EMS or grandmas, you can't reengage that scene that you look down.

[04:06:53] That was hard one. No laundering between your own characters. You can't move funds.

[04:07:02] Properties vehicles are owned. Yeah, that makes sense. You can't move something from John to bail if you own both the characters.

[04:07:08] Mean on slash me as much as you can. It's what turns in action into a scene.

[04:07:14] Don't min max the city, the world to live in, not a game to be chasing the most efficient money or xp loop, hopping between activities just for the best payout or using mechanic to skip the role play around it all during the scene for everybody play your character's life, not the spreadsheet.

[04:07:30] Oh shit. I'm in.

[04:07:31] I'm in, I'm in.

[04:07:37] X has broken most of these rules, but doesn't X use to like own the server or he owns part

[04:07:44] of it?

[04:07:45] So I'm literally going to play until the, um, the first night football game.

[04:07:52] I'm going to play for two and a half hours.

[04:07:54] Oh my God, I'm first in queue.

[04:07:56] Chen says I'm first in queue, bottom left. Sweet.

[04:08:16] Alright, I'm not going to fuck up, bro. If I get banned, oh my god, please.

[04:08:22] Right, so always end up messing up something. Sometimes I like to use chat to my advantage without even realizing it.

[04:08:29] Who's calling me?

[04:08:32] Yo, what up, Havas?

[04:08:33] Havas, what's up, guys?

[04:08:34] Um, can you move your cam button, right?

[04:08:37] And then we're going to do, like, settings and shoot.

[04:08:42] Havas, I'm not going to lie to you. I'm nervous, bro.

[04:08:45] Yeah, I mean.

[04:08:47] Like, bro, I feel like I'm going to get banned.

[04:08:48] Reading these rules, I mean, Jesus, I'm halfway through. I'm not even done yet.

[04:08:51] I mean, number five, I've seen you commit that three times on the other server. I'm not getting combat and death. Violence is allowed, but it has to be earned. These rules keep fights meaningful to make death mean something. No RDM, VDM, random deathmatch, vehicle deathmatch.

[04:09:07] Okay, I only did that four times.

[04:09:10] Taxi with no story behind it. There has to be role play and some form of initiation before shots are fired or cars became weapons.

[04:09:18] Gunning down a stranger at the gas station because you're bored. Shooting a rival after a few that's been building all night with clear initiation. Got it. Good God.

[04:09:26] New life rule. When you're down and respawn at the hospital, your character forgets... Oh, it's a big one. Your character forgets the moments that led to going down.

[04:09:35] down. That has weight. You don't just come back for round two. You're killed in a shootout

[04:09:40] and respawn at the hospital. Your character is a member who shot them and doesn't go hunting

[04:09:44] for payback.

[04:09:46] Okay. Not valuing life. Play life. Play like your life is real and worth protecting. When

[04:09:55] you're at gunpoint or facing serious harm, act like it. No stage shootouts at the PD

[04:10:01] your hospital. Don't provoke gangs, police, or armed people with no in-character reason.

[04:10:06] Good God. Don't insert yourself into a shootout between two groups. Criminal activity, crime

[04:10:11] is a huge part of the city. It just has to stay in roleplay driven within group limits.

[04:10:16] So scenes don't turn into faceless gunfights. Six player cap on PvP crime. Any criminal

[04:10:23] group setting out to do PvP activity is capped at six players at a time. This keeps fights

[04:10:31] easy to follow and stop scenes from becoming a 20-person pile on.

[04:10:35] Example, planning a store robbery, six is your ceiling for everyone going hands-on, and that

[04:10:41] includes the lookout on the corner and the voice on the radio.

[04:10:44] If they're feeding you info, God, these guys have really thought about this yet.

[04:10:47] Oh my God, prison breaks and transport.

[04:10:50] When someone's taken into custody, a second group of six attempting a break can't step

[04:10:59] in until the prison transport actually begins. Rushing us early with small weapons or note,

[04:11:05] what have us? I said you can skip this one, you don't gotta get friends.

[04:11:11] Heist contact. Once a heist is underway, belongs to the people running it. Don't crash somebody

[04:11:17] else's and don't reset your own. No resupplying once police have arrived. Don't interfere with

[04:11:22] another party's heist once it started. Not okay. A crew is the middle of a robbery with a police

[04:11:27] on scene and your unrelated group rolls up to start your own thing or jump into theirs.

[04:11:32] Okay, let their heists play out and pick a different time at a different place for yours.

[04:11:37] Arrests and restarts. If you're being processed in transport or at the station,

[04:11:43] when a restart hits, turn yourself back in once you're in the server. A restart

[04:11:47] isn't a get out of jail card. Here's my question. Are police chases even allowed?

[04:11:54] like am I allowed to grand theft auto and run from cops yes or no is that loud

[04:12:00] yeah of course

[04:12:06] but like what would be an example of what that what's not allowed all right

[04:12:11] so you grant us all that you get a car you drive away the cops gonna catch you

[04:12:17] and then you like you close the game for example or if you just run over

[04:12:23] for somebody with the car, but those can only get you penalized. Bro, but what happened

[04:12:29] to the other trend? Why did those cops like dick ride me for an hour and prodigy server?

[04:12:34] What did I do wrong there? This looks so unfun. I disagree, bro. I think this is what makes

[04:12:49] it peak dude I just am the last time I played no pixel I'm not kidding chat

[04:12:54] motherfuckers genuinely were acting like it was real life it was so immersive

[04:13:02] character limits keep your character separate yep yep yep I'm not gonna

[04:13:07] decency and respect okay lock in here play hard but never at someone's what

[04:13:12] have us? I said these are Class C's lock-in. Oh. Play hard but never at someone's real life

[04:13:19] expense. Most of the section is judged by the situation. But a couple of lines here are hard

[04:13:24] ones. Harassment is on you, not your character. Example, using an in-character conflict as cover

[04:13:32] to throw slurs. Okay, Chad, I would literally never do this. Literally. Sexual comments or

[04:13:39] real-life jabs at the player. Your character threatens, robs, or genuinely hates another character in the story. Yeah, that's fine.

[04:13:48] No sexual content. This is an 18 plus community, but sexual content

[04:13:52] is not part of roleplay here. Not in voice, text, or scene. Characters can have relationships,

[04:13:57] but the moment anything turns sexual, the scene cuts away.

[04:14:00] Don't play out the lead-up. Okay.

[04:14:03] Lock in chat. Lock in.

[04:14:05] We're going to build a new life in a world outside of our own protective you share with

[04:14:10] uh chiefs and exploits this is our reality got it okay nice uh let's RP bro let's do

[04:14:20] this shit man seriously would you mute the microphone the stream mic yeah

[04:14:35] I'm nervous. I don't want to get banned. Yeah. I'm nervous, guys. Like, um, it's time,

[04:14:52] Um, can we get an option first? Can we do, uh, listen to our options first? Yeah. This is all like, right now. So you should, um, just gonna turn this off, uh, we're definitely gonna turn this off.

[04:15:08] Oh my god, I'm excited, but guys come on, like I can't get banned again.

[04:15:20] It was three years for this shit, man.

[04:15:22] Three years in the making, bro.

[04:15:32] Millionaire with 4090.

[04:15:33] Is 4090 a diss?

[04:15:34] How about it?

[04:15:35] Is that bad?

[04:15:36] 4090?

[04:15:37] 49 is great. What the fuck is that guy saying? Do you want me to get a NASA computer? What

[04:15:44] do you mean millionaire with a 4090? Isn't 4095? Oh, it's the second best. Get a 5090.

[04:15:54] Jack, what would be the point of a 5090? So I can have a pissing contest? Like...

[04:15:59] Chat, does who know? How optimized is it? Like, is he fine on these while streaming or is he gonna lag?

[04:16:07] Yeah, I'm dead. I'm dead-ass hyped, bro. I'm so hyped, man. Oh my god.

[04:16:12] Chat, if RP goes well, dude, we can have, like, daily streams of RP literally until GTA 6 comes out on no pixel.

[04:16:20] Yes, if we just lock in here, drink.

[04:16:22] Yeah, like, I just gotta get through day one. I think day one's gonna be the hardest, man.

[04:16:27] Yeah, because guys, I like RP, but no server ever hit like no pixel, to be honest.

[04:16:33] Mark, take it back.

[04:16:37] Here, we're probably gonna have to lower this.

[04:16:42] So I'm calling volume.

[04:16:44] So chat, if I run into XQC in the game, I'm not like, I have to add, like, I have

[04:16:49] literally no idea who I'm talking to.

[04:16:52] Yeah.

[04:16:53] Okay.

[04:16:55] John Paul, is that his name?

[04:16:56] Okay, I got this. I got this. I got this.

[04:16:59] Bro, his voice is so fucking distinct.

[04:17:02] That's going to be hard to check.

[04:17:04] Does the X play every night?

[04:17:08] Does he play every night chat?

[04:17:11] Yes, just act like I literally don't know who he is.

[04:17:14] We already have us.

[04:17:26] I can play controller.

[04:17:50] Yes.

[04:17:51] Are you serious?

[04:17:53] Look at all of it.

[04:17:54] You can open your phone.

[04:17:56] Oh, this is awesome.

[04:17:58] Yo, chat, I want to see who the most fat person in the stream

[04:18:04] is.

[04:18:04] Guys, what type of nuggets is this?

[04:18:08] Or not even fat.

[04:18:09] Do you guys have ball in all of them?

[04:18:10] What's that?

[04:18:11] Why?

[04:18:12] Oh, me, me.

[04:18:13] You, you, you.

[04:18:14] Wow, mob, the guy that said Burger King.

[04:18:15] Holy, oh, ha.

[04:18:19] So why no controller

[04:18:22] Was it my sense you can't RP on controller apparently

[04:18:29] Chat if I could play control

[04:18:33] Like a controller I'm telling you

[04:18:36] Can't talk. I mean I see an option here. Yeah, did you guys see that clip of?

[04:18:41] of dub and jayson the ween when jason was like choking and then dub said it's your time i want to

[04:18:48] play that with like that's insane the troopers he said it's your time bro what the fuck

[04:18:59] how about somebody said controller limits the rp

[04:19:02] all right first i mean i think they're talking about voice chat but this is experimental i think

[04:19:08] I think we just, we can just,

[04:19:09] you're a keyboard gamer now, you're good to go.

[04:19:16] All right.

[04:19:19] You should be good to go.

[04:19:22] I don't think you need anything else.

[04:19:23] Oh, wait, hi, guys.

[04:19:24] If I'm on controller, I can't type really.

[04:19:26] I mean, I can, but it's a little more scoffed.

[04:19:32] You can't type?

[04:19:34] Yeah, but that doesn't.

[04:19:36] I have to like put down by the drawer.

[04:19:41] Touch the same, there's too many buttons.

[04:19:42] You probably just get them out of the way.

[04:19:46] Okay, you just use keyboard or mouse.

[04:19:48] All right, begin your story.

[04:19:52] Bro, the saying I'm already metagaming.

[04:19:54] What am I doing wrong?

[04:19:56] No, you're not.

[04:19:58] Guys, I can't metagame,

[04:19:59] I'm not even in the world yet.

[04:20:02] Yeah, well you're like in, you can't,

[04:20:05] If you're asking Chad about like, hey, like guys, like,

[04:20:09] what settings do I need or what key is it?

[04:20:12] Like, that's fine.

[04:20:13] But if you're asking Chad, like, wait, I know,

[04:20:16] I specifically remember you said like, wait, I know this guy.

[04:20:18] Chad, who is this?

[04:20:20] And then you like said his name.

[04:20:22] Bro, it's so hard to not slip up.

[04:20:24] No, Chad, I understand you.

[04:20:26] I know John Paul, but as soon as I enter the city,

[04:20:28] I have no idea who that is.

[04:20:30] I got this, Chad, I'm not gonna fuck up.

[04:20:35] Jean-Napole, come and give it to him.

[04:20:39] Come and give it to him.

[04:20:41] Alright, have us.

[04:20:42] You'll have us. Can you pull up that clip of Jason choking?

[04:20:45] That clip's insane.

[04:20:48] Wait, what?

[04:20:49] Jason's choking and Doug says it's your time.

[04:20:53] Problem be honest, if somebody did that to me, I'd slap the shit out of them.

[04:20:59] I got you.

[04:21:01] Oh my god, I got you.

[04:21:03] No, it's not fake.

[04:21:05] It's not chat. This is the most insane clip of the year.

[04:21:11] He's choking, help him.

[04:21:13] He's a crossbar.

[04:21:15] He's choking.

[04:21:16] He's a terminal.

[04:21:17] Bro, help him.

[04:21:19] Huh?

[04:21:20] Help him.

[04:21:22] It's your time, bro.

[04:21:23] It's your time.

[04:21:24] Bro, I would smack the shit out of him.

[04:21:27] It's your time.

[04:21:29] No, it's your time.

[04:21:30] It's your time, bro.

[04:21:32] Help Jason.

[04:21:33] No, it's your time.

[04:21:35] Just go ahead and die here.

[04:21:37] Help him!

[04:21:38] Help him move back or something!

[04:21:40] It's your time.

[04:21:42] It's time to help him.

[04:21:43] Help!

[04:21:45] Wait, this thing goes real-

[04:21:47] It's time to go, bro!

[04:21:49] Are you fucking serious?

[04:21:50] No, it's not!

[04:21:52] What?!

[04:21:55] Wait, Jason faked it?

[04:21:56] I don't think so.

[04:21:58] Wait, what?

[04:22:00] It's your time to go!

[04:22:02] Are you- No, not my time!

[04:22:05] I have us.

[04:22:12] Yo, wish me luck.

[04:22:16] Wish me luck.

[04:22:17] Oh my God.

[04:22:18] Here we go.

[04:22:19] Jack, should my guy be skinny, muscular or fat?

[04:22:24] Should my guy be skinny, muscular or fat?

[04:22:29] Fat.

[04:22:30] Fat.

[04:22:31] Fat.

[04:22:32] Fat like you.

[04:22:33] Give him a chug build, a chug build, give him man boobs, give him man boobs, make him

[04:22:41] fat like you obese so it's more accurate.

[04:22:45] Somebody just said, why even ask?

[04:22:50] So I asked a simple question, should I make my guy fat, skinny, or muscular?

[04:22:54] And you said why even ask?

[04:23:10] Oh my God, this is big.

[04:23:12] What should my name be?

[04:23:14] I can't ask chat because then that's meta gaming.

[04:23:17] All right.

[04:23:19] I'm going to give him my birthday so it's easier to remember.

[04:23:24] September, 26, I'm going to give him my birthday so it's easier to remember.

[04:23:38] Yeah, this isn't a leak. You guys are so fucking dumb.

[04:23:47] Two more days. Yes, guys, I'm eating apple pie.

[04:23:50] Oh, wait, have I said you're not in yet? You can listen to chat. Okay.

[04:23:54] Chat, what names do you guys want?

[04:23:57] What names Desmond Doss? Oh, dude, you're a comedian, bro. You should be on Saturday Night Live.

[04:24:04] Name him Lil Dick Nick. Not naming him that.

[04:24:09] Tom Pearl, Tom Pearl, Tom Pearl.

[04:24:13] You want me to name my RP character after a guy who shovels shit down his throat?

[04:24:24] Should I name him Nathan? Who's, who's that? Who's Nathan?

[04:24:36] Should I name him Nathan? Name him Nathan Living Room.

[04:24:50] Wait, I can name him Louis Samratino.

[04:24:57] That's Los's name.

[04:24:58] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:25:02] I don't know what to name him.

[04:25:03] Bro, let me finish this apple pie really quick.

[04:25:05] Bro, this apple pie is actually good.

[04:25:08] Oh my god.

[04:25:09] I mean, this is the most important part of RP.

[04:25:17] Oh, no, an apple just fell on my penis.

[04:25:34] Pro, I just...

[04:25:41] 20 second rule.

[04:25:48] Alright, one second.

[04:25:52] I need to clean this.

[04:25:53] One second.

[04:26:04] you

[04:26:34] you

[04:27:04] you

[04:27:34] Okay, chat I'm back and I'm going to pick one name that y'all actually say, Tom Glancy,

[04:27:59] that's good.

[04:28:01] I don't know what to name him.

[04:28:08] What have I named him after myself?

[04:28:18] Is that stupid to do?

[04:28:21] Mark Zimmerman.

[04:28:29] Reginald, McComber biscuits brother that's minus one. It's not even immersive.

[04:28:37] Name him Richard Chode.

[04:28:51] This is actually so hard.

[04:28:52] Do Tom Clancy. Yeah, but guys, isn't that like disrespectful to Tom Clancy though?

[04:29:01] To name yourself after like somebody who passed on. Isn't that disrespectful?

[04:29:07] You're being annoying. I don't know a name. I don't know a name.

[04:29:18] Just do Tom Pearl, bro. Somebody said Nathan Hoyt. You want me to name myself Nathan Hoyt.

[04:29:48] Tom Pearl, please. I'm not naming him Tom Pearl, you fucking psycho. Are you a psychopath?

[04:30:08] I'm not naming him Tom Pearl.

[04:30:10] Get the fuck out of my stream, please.

[04:30:16] Name him Jitty Coles.

[04:30:18] Ball, look right.

[04:30:23] I don't know what to name him.

[04:30:24] I seriously don't know what to name him.

[04:30:26] My favorite one so far is Nathan Hoyd.

[04:30:33] Like I don't think this is a bad shout.

[04:30:35] Compton actually is great,

[04:30:36] But dude, I just think it's disrespectful, bro.

[04:30:38] If I'm going to be an idiot in RP,

[04:30:40] Tom Clancy is literally like one of the greatest humans

[04:30:43] to ever walk the planet.

[04:30:49] Nathan Hoey?

[04:30:50] Ask Bernard.

[04:30:51] Ooh, I could call Bernard for a name.

[04:30:54] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[04:31:02] Hey Bernard, could you pick a,

[04:31:06] Name for me in GTARP. I'm about to join OPEXL.

[04:31:10] All right. How about something that's a little memorable with fun?

[04:31:13] Let's go with Nicky Hotwire.

[04:31:15] It's got a little edge,

[04:31:16] a little charm and definitely fits the vibe of some GTH shenanigans.

[04:31:20] Okay. Do a name where I have a larger than a one-inch penis, Bernard.

[04:31:24] All right. Let's give you a name with confidence.

[04:31:28] How about Nick Longshot?

[04:31:30] It's bold, it's got swagger,

[04:31:32] and it'll definitely turn heads in OPEXL.

[04:31:34] Bernard but like long shot. That's not even like a real last name. Bernard. What about Nathan holey?

[04:31:42] Nathan holey now that sounds slick. It's got that believable smooth edge, but it still stands out

[04:31:48] I think you're rockin. I'm not naming my guy Tom Pearl shut the fuck up

[04:31:55] I got you. I got you. No pearls. No worries. Nathan holey is and you'll be cruising through no pixel in style. Let's go

[04:32:04] Oh, yeah, let me name myself Dixon my as I'll get banned in three minutes.

[04:32:10] Name him, Phil McCracken.

[04:32:31] Leonel Ronaldo, horrible idea, but I don't know what to do.

[04:32:35] I'm actually sorry guys.

[04:32:36] I don't know what to do here.

[04:32:49] Hi.

[04:32:55] Tom Glancy.

[04:32:58] Now.

[04:32:58] I'm not naming him Gabe Horne, fuck yourself.

[04:33:18] All right, you guys actually want to do Tom Pearl.

[04:33:25] Let me just do a little Google research on Tom Pearl.

[04:33:29] Let me make sure he's not like actually a fucking felon.

[04:33:32] Tom Pearl mean Tom Pearl the family man Tom Pearl mean explain who the hell is this guy.

[04:33:39] Tom Perle.

[04:33:48] So, Chad.

[04:33:49] Oh, oh, he's an offender.

[04:33:51] Oh, he's literally a fucking offender.

[04:33:54] He's a sex offender.

[04:34:03] All right, we're going with Nick Clancy.

[04:34:09] Shout out, Tom.

[04:34:19] My guidance to kind of log.

[04:34:20] Chesh, I did one of the presets to keep it simple.

[04:34:27] That looks like me.

[04:34:28] I'm not even getting that looks like me.

[04:34:35] But this looks like the guy from Napoleon Dynamite.

[04:34:59] Check. Can I do the preset and then edit it?

[04:35:26] Yeah, this is actually Uncle Rico right here. Hold up. Where's the app? That's Uncle Rico.

[04:35:36] should I be medium or large?

[04:36:00] I kinda want my god to be bald.

[04:36:30] Yeah, I look I genuinely look good as fuck brother. I genuinely look

[04:36:41] Yeah, this RP server is so good. I'm not like glitching through the fucking I'm not like glitching through the fucking like every time I put on a shirt it's glitching

[04:37:00] Good rich

[04:37:06] Chad don't do tattoos guys it stains you I think tattoos like stain your skin or they mess up your skin or something

[04:37:16] Bro, I look so good. I just got a chain. I don't really have a beard

[04:37:22] But yeah, I think tattoos are like bad for you, I'm pretty sure

[04:37:26] Like I can get a bag

[04:37:28] Yo, this is tough.

[04:37:30] Hey chat, how do I spin his ass like that bro, it's an LV book bag.

[04:37:36] Bro, I look swaggy as shit.

[04:37:40] What?

[04:37:41] I'm not a fan of the

[04:37:47] I'm not a fan of the

[04:37:53] I'm not a fan of the

[04:37:57] left wrist on froze

[04:38:01] left wrist on froze

[04:38:05] the fuck out pockets for the bling-bling meow oh my god cardiac sorry leave

[04:38:30] done so chat I look good but it's just like that kind of completes it I think I think that

[04:38:46] That ties it together.

[04:38:50] Yo boys, gloves and rings, sure.

[04:38:56] Where do I go to, um, I want to remove my beard, y'all.

[04:39:11] I'm going to do a face that sort of mobs a little bit.

[04:39:13] Honestly, this one's good.

[04:39:19] Hey, Chad, where do you go to?

[04:39:39] Metagaming, I'm not in the server yet, dickface.

[04:39:43] Wait, that looks okay, yeah, I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. Oh

[04:39:51] My god, look at me chat. Look at me

[04:40:03] Bro, I just look so cool, bro

[04:40:08] Guys, I like it a lot I think I'm done

[04:40:13] Guys, I like it so much.

[04:40:21] Creep maxing?

[04:40:22] What do you mean creep maxing?

[04:40:23] I look so good, but I look so good.

[04:40:32] Change those shoes.

[04:40:33] Yeah, they're kind of like dress shoes.

[04:40:40] I feel like I look so good fat in up I'm not gonna get fat you fucking idiot I look dude

[04:41:03] I look great! Let me make my eyes how my eyes are.

[04:41:07] I'm gonna ask them to do the board, do the board, do the front.

[04:41:13] All of that green, the yellow, just from your eyes is to tell you the mask.

[04:41:19] Chad, how do you make your eyes green? How do you make your eyes green?

[04:41:24] Push that hairline back.

[04:41:33] Emerald, like the Emerald City Rout Artist.

[04:41:38] Bro, I think I'm good.

[04:41:45] I look amazing.

[04:41:57] Try a little bit of looking credible.

[04:42:01] Out print. Begin story.

[04:42:06] All right, Nick Clancy.

[04:42:08] Whoa. Character info.

[04:42:12] Choose your first bank account, Maze Bank.

[04:42:21] Chat, should I do the tutorial?

[04:42:23] Chat, should I do the tutorial?

[04:42:25] Should I do the tutorial?

[04:42:36] Dealing.

[04:42:37] But I already love this server.

[04:42:42] I can put on 20 shirts and I don't glitch through them.

[04:42:45] I already love this fucking server.

[04:43:00] Lock in guys!

[04:43:07] Expanding aspects of the world you know.

[04:43:09] No.

[04:43:14] Scotchgripper.

[04:43:15] New locations?

[04:43:16] What?

[04:43:17] New locations?

[04:43:18] New locations?

[04:43:48] Bro, new locations?

[04:44:18] There is no way to get the passenger pickup area.

[04:44:21] Please circle make up for it indefinitely.

[04:44:26] This short guide will teach you the basics of navigating the UI and introduce you to some of the health, armor, hunger, and thirst are important to keep track of.

[04:44:36] Make sure to eat and find medical attention when needed.

[04:44:40] Use the map to find jobs, shops, and points of interest around the city.

[04:44:51] Your pockets store items on your person.

[04:44:54] Open your pockets to continue.

[04:44:57] Eye to eye, open pockets.

[04:45:01] These are your pockets.

[04:45:02] An always accessible inventory.

[04:45:05] The slots at the top are also the hot bar for quickly using items.

[04:45:12] Backpack.

[04:45:13] If you acquire a backpack, you can expand your inventory.

[04:45:15] Backpacks can vary in carrying capacity and may have special properties.

[04:45:24] Common items can be kept on your person and are accessible as normal.

[04:45:29] You can also take off your mask, hat, glasses, and gloves by using the contact smithy.

[04:45:34] So there's my inventory.

[04:45:40] Pete open your phone.

[04:45:43] Oh wow that's male, it looks different.

[04:45:45] He is phone.

[04:45:47] Play around with the phone and explore different apps.

[04:45:49] Once you're ready close your phone and continue.

[04:46:03] government, state legislation, state ballots, voting, state court docket, Los Santos announcements.

[04:46:13] Weasel news. Mayoral debate starting now at Vinewood. I'm an oversize passenger. Goober,

[04:46:25] ride in Los Santos. Wait, what? You can fucking Uber? You can fucking Uber?

[04:46:48] Goober, Goober, Goober. You can goober. Michael Hunt? That guy's funny. Enter your username.

[04:47:18] Please pay the $100 package fee in our bank. We're checking in.

[04:47:22] Meet the rat fuckers. We sat down with Tony Drapano and Dale from the rat fuckers.

[04:47:32] Bro, it's like a real...

[04:47:34] Greetings Earthlings!

[04:47:47] Chad how's that a band what do you mean you're gonna get banned

[04:48:17] Yeah, is it cringe to like your own post?

[04:48:36] As a last check, ensure you have the correct audio devices selected for voice chat.

[04:48:41] Oh yeah.

[04:48:43] Output? Or no? Oh.

[04:48:56] Yeah, you should be your own supporter.

[04:49:06] You should be your own supporter. Yeah, you should always like your own fucking tweets, man.

[04:49:11] Bro, because Jack quoted a day, if you don't believe in yourself, no one will believe in

[04:49:16] you.

[04:49:19] No one will believe in you.

[04:49:20] If you don't believe in yourself, how the hell is anybody else going to believe in you?

[04:49:24] Also, I need to be on push to talk.

[04:49:28] Hi, boys.

[04:49:29] Can you make it like V?

[04:49:30] Hi, boys.

[04:49:31] Can you make that push from V?

[04:49:38] Is he playing League soon?

[04:49:43] I'd rather die!

[04:49:48] Yo Jack, can we get a W highbites in the chat?

[04:49:57] Can we get a W highbites in the chat?

[04:50:06] Oh my back.

[04:50:11] Your channel, you guys got Packers or Falcons tonight.

[04:50:15] Who do you got?

[04:50:16] Who do you got?

[04:50:17] Audio Airlines Flight 297 now available for boarding.

[04:50:23] I'm going with Packers tonight.

[04:50:25] I'm going with Packers.

[04:50:29] Drake London?

[04:50:30] Yeah, I hope he does good tonight.

[04:50:31] How about, is everything good?

[04:50:33] It's going to be N.

[04:50:34] Hi, it's and anything else have us

[04:50:54] American football is so shit ball ride ball ride

[04:51:04] Bro, there's a guy in my chat named Cristiano Ronaldo.

[04:51:12] There's a guy in my chat named Cristiano Ronaldo, spelled exactly the same.

[04:51:18] The hell?

[04:51:19] Oh, two O's.

[04:51:21] Two O's.

[04:51:24] It's not him.

[04:51:26] Love from Finland?

[04:51:27] Thank you, bro.

[04:51:30] Why it looks so handsome?

[04:51:35] Oh my god.

[04:51:37] Hi guys, everything good?

[04:51:41] Hello.

[04:51:43] Hello.

[04:51:45] Are these my bags?

[04:52:00] Oh no.

[04:52:09] Well we should get a car.

[04:52:13] Bro the game looks so good.

[04:52:15] Oh my god it looks so pretty.

[04:52:29] I thought minus one. Oh god

[04:52:33] Yeah, but guys, I'm allowed to be on immersive. I'm talking to you guys, right?

[04:52:39] Chat should I call a goober?

[04:52:59] I want to call a goober to where

[04:53:18] there. Stay in character. Okay. Wait, can I just take a car?

[04:53:47] Hi guys, are you sure that my mic is correct?

[04:54:03] It's on the, um, Yeti?

[04:54:05] Hey, hey!

[04:54:07] Yes!

[04:54:09] Oh my god, it already mobs prodigy

[04:54:19] I'm gonna drive on the right side of the road

[04:54:37] Airport exit airport exit is this way

[04:54:41] Shooting star whoa shooting star what the hell

[04:55:01] Oh, it's a plane

[04:55:03] Come on man, this traffic today is horrible.

[04:55:13] I think I just broke like five walls.

[04:55:25] Are you allowed to run, Reds?

[04:55:31] Ah, catching every red light today!

[04:55:37] Catching every red light!

[04:55:43] How's it going, sir?

[04:55:49] I'm so excited. I'm so nervous. He just ran away. Oh my god. Lamborghini Urus. No,

[04:56:13] Never mind. Bro, he just ran a red, what?

[04:56:22] Hey, we should catch up over around the goal!

[04:56:25] Sir, hop in!

[04:56:33] How do I do my turn signal? How do I do my turn signal?

[04:56:43] Left arrow.

[04:56:50] F?

[04:56:55] F is the turn signal.

[04:56:58] Sorry, officer, coming through.

[04:57:02] Hey, stop the gun and talk.

[04:57:09] Yes, sir?

[04:57:11] Is there a problem?

[04:57:17] Uh, pull it over to the right.

[04:57:22] Yes sir, no problem at all.

[04:57:32] Sorry sir, I'm trying to, I need a little more space to back out sir, is that okay?

[04:57:36] No, no, you go forward, pull forward sir, please pull forward.

[04:57:41] I mean what the f- oh buddy!

[04:57:49] Shahraq Allah Farraq Allah Farraq Allah

[04:58:08] Sorry sir, sorry sir

[04:58:11] How do I turn it off I just cut it off sir cut it off everything okay sir how's the weather how's the weather

[04:58:26] get amazing amazing you want to put the winner down for me or what yes yes sir one moment chat up with the winner

[04:58:34] down. Let's go ahead and look in the dash right there. All right, go into the vehicle.

[04:58:42] Say that. You see that? You see that? Say the little F1 on your dash right there. Hit that.

[04:58:46] They go to the vehicle. Hit the goddamn window. Okay. All right. That's my out of boy. Out of

[04:58:52] boy. Good job. Good job. All right. Listen, man. Um, you got lights, the registration on you.

[04:58:58] Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Um, is everything okay? Is everything okay?

[04:59:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead and step out the vehicle for me, let's talk to you.

[04:59:06] No, but, sir, but I don't-

[04:59:09] This is not a record, kid.

[04:59:10] This is a regular, uh, rune vehicle or door.

[04:59:13] I'll try one time.

[04:59:14] I'd say it's more fun than they-

[04:59:17] Yes, what- is everything okay, sir?

[04:59:19] Uh, you got lights registration, aren't you?

[04:59:22] Uh, yes, one moment.

[04:59:24] Chad, I got lights registration?

[04:59:26] Make sure you, uh, make sure you- I mean, you don't got it, I mean, you don't got it,

[04:59:31] What are you French?

[04:59:38] Ah, no sir, I am American.

[04:59:43] What, a mustache like that?

[04:59:46] Yes, my mom is from Italy.

[04:59:49] So how the fuck are you American?

[04:59:53] I'm American Italian.

[04:59:58] you got to hand me that or thank you Nick Glancy yes sir there's a lot of cops here is everything

[05:00:19] all right guys everything okay let's say everything a cop guy held up a cop guy held up we just

[05:00:27] make sure everything's okay. We just had a 32. You don't got no weapons on you, right?

[05:00:31] No, sir. Hey, do you guys need water? I got bottles of water. Everybody's, everybody okay?

[05:00:38] Chad, always get on their good side. Uh, okay, listen, man, I'm gonna keep it a

[05:00:43] buck for 15 seconds. Okay, I'm gonna give you back your idea. All right, Mr. Nick?

[05:00:46] Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Thank you. Listen, let me tell you something.

[05:00:50] This is my this is my friend's vehicle now okay now hold on now Nick before you tell me some bullshit, right?

[05:01:04] Before you tell me some bullshit, I want you to lock eyes on me. Okay before you lie to me and you make this a lot

[05:01:12] missing. There needs to be. Whose vehicle is this?

[05:01:18] This is my friend Mark's vehicle.

[05:01:27] Okay, officer Shai-Shi. That's my partner, uh, Haley Maxwell, Lucas Miller and Jack

[05:01:32] Boston. Okay. Um, this car is reported stolen.

[05:01:36] I don't know what were they

[05:01:38] doing, but it is.

[05:01:40] Okay.

[05:01:43] Stolen. What? Yeah. Now. Hear

[05:01:46] me out. Hold on. Listen. I

[05:01:48] ain't stupid. Okay.

[05:01:50] It's not my first rodeo. Alright.

[05:01:52] You motherfuckers think you just

[05:01:54] come over here and there's still

[05:01:56] cars. They were just stupid. Like

[05:01:58] when I have an LPR on top of it.

[05:02:00] God damn car that tells you to

[05:02:03] Can I be honest with you, sir?

[05:02:06] Yeah.

[05:02:09] Yeah, I was lending this...

[05:02:12] To be honest with me, you don't go to jail.

[05:02:15] To be honest with me, you don't go to jail.

[05:02:17] Okay, I stole it.

[05:02:20] Good shit.

[05:02:21] Good shit.

[05:02:22] Honestly, it goes a long way. Give me the keys.

[05:02:25] Wait, what? Wait, what? I thought you said I don't...

[05:02:28] What?

[05:02:29] I'm going to jail. Just give me the keys to the car.

[05:02:31] You know, I'm not gonna let you keep driving the car around. It's cuz you stole it

[05:02:35] How do I give the keys to the car?

[05:02:48] Kind of go go and sit on top of the actually go talk to my partner back. All right, okay

[05:03:01] wait wait wait what about my car what about my car sir you stole this shit this is not

[05:03:09] your car bro I told you like technically I did steal it but it was my friends who I

[05:03:16] I landed it who lent it to me. Why would they report it stolen?

[05:03:20] You know what? Stay stay right there

[05:03:26] Hey, did you just start talking?

[05:03:28] Yo, Carlito!

[05:03:29] There's ten fucking cars!

[05:03:30] What's going on, then, so?

[05:03:32] Yo, look, I shot somebody!

[05:03:34] I got a guy still in the car down here in the south side.

[05:03:36] I need you to come uh, come talk to him, alright?

[05:03:38] I can't go to jail!

[05:03:40] I can't go to jail, mate!

[05:03:42] I just didn't die!

[05:03:44] Let us just come down to the middle mall off of Charter and Carson.

[05:03:50] Right outside the pawn shop, actually.

[05:03:53] What is going on? Tell me.

[05:03:55] Bro, bro, I need you to come over.

[05:04:01] Hey, officers, how are you guys doing today?

[05:04:03] Like I said, I got waters and food in there if you guys needed a food or water.

[05:04:08] You be sending food or water out your car?

[05:04:10] Well, no, I'm just saying like, if you guys are, all right, I'm just saying if you guys

[05:04:17] are like hungry or thirsty, I have water and food.

[05:04:20] I just offer I'm just extending my gratitude.

[05:04:22] Oh, thank you.

[05:04:23] That's really kind of you, sir.

[05:04:25] Let me see.

[05:04:26] Oh, shit, this is all the view of this gentleman is really loud.

[05:04:32] Wait, um, let me, is that better sir?

[05:04:36] All right, listen man, I'm, I'm gonna finish talking to these guys, all right.

[05:04:40] I'm gonna cut you loose. Okay, you're gonna be good to go. Just please don't sell any cars down here

[05:04:43] All right, this is a very heavily gang area. I don't want you to get hurt. Okay

[05:04:49] Hi, guys, I'm in the middle of a conversation. Hi, guys. What the fuck minus one

[05:04:59] Well, hi guys look at what it's on it's on the wrong thing

[05:05:10] God damn it I guys I told you yo guys I just want to apologize for wasting

[05:05:22] taxpayer dollars and time that's on me guys

[05:05:26] we're all gonna pay go get it

[05:05:30] hey listen hey listen Nick man there's one to keep me careful

[05:05:37] The south side is a very dangerous area, okay?

[05:05:39] I just want to make sure you're safe.

[05:05:41] Don't be stealing cars down here, all right?

[05:05:42] I'm going off in a little warning.

[05:05:44] I could have taken you to prison,

[05:05:45] but I'm not going to do that to you, okay?

[05:05:47] Okay, thank you, sir.

[05:05:49] Thank you. I'm so sorry.

[05:05:52] Shai-Si, I'm not sir, I work for you.

[05:05:54] Sorry, Shai-Si.

[05:05:56] Thank you.

[05:05:58] Okay, let's get out of here.

[05:05:59] Have a good one.

[05:06:00] What was your, Nick?

[05:06:01] Do not get back in that car, all arrested.

[05:06:04] Don't do it.

[05:06:08] Alright officers, have a wonderful day.

[05:06:11] Have a wonderful day, officers.

[05:06:12] Guys, be safe.

[05:06:15] Be safe.

[05:06:16] Nick, Nick remember, destiny is in your hands, okay?

[05:06:21] Just make sure you're going to go in the right route, okay?

[05:06:25] Yes, okay.

[05:06:26] Bro, and always remember guys, if nothing changes, nothing changes.

[05:06:32] of the day walks up with aura on what you smoking that's what yo chat I'm so

[05:06:59] confused. How did they know I stole it? I thought I stole it from an NPC. How did they already know?

[05:07:14] They have pings and scanners and radar.

[05:07:20] So Jack, in that scenario, is it better if I just totally drive off and like try to do a chase?

[05:07:29] I'm going on top of the mall.

[05:07:58] through this Jimmy Butler thing, bro.

[05:08:03] Chad, I'm just gonna say a quote here, guys.

[05:08:08] In the city,

[05:08:11] you will never see me get arrested ever.

[05:08:15] Don't do it, bro.

[05:08:16] You will never see me get arrested.

[05:08:19] I'm gonna be a good citizen and a positive citizen.

[05:08:28] I'm gonna be a good citizen check you're allowed to like you're not to talk to your

[05:08:40] chat right as long as you're not doing it in game as long as not doing it again

[05:08:44] okay got it got it got it bro I was so shook that they knew I stole it I was so

[05:08:56] shook I bet they left I bet I can wait this car looks like it was like broken

[05:09:08] down this car looks like it was robbed

[05:09:12] Hey guys!

[05:09:38] Could I take the train?

[05:09:39] Oh my god, this lady died.

[05:10:02] Ma'am are you okay?

[05:10:14] Wow, for real dude!

[05:10:18] Hello?

[05:10:22] Thanks Shrippin!

[05:10:25] This is some bullshit!

[05:10:28] Go, go!

[05:10:29] I can't run in the cops.

[05:10:31] Go!

[05:10:40] From on a rough side of town.

[05:10:48] Chya, I'm not gonna go to jail, you guys are idiots!

[05:10:51] I'm fine.

[05:10:54] Get out?

[05:10:58] Wait, what do you mean get out?

[05:11:02] Why

[05:11:14] What do you mean get out I thought you guys said I could just jump in cars

[05:11:23] You guys need weed oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no

[05:11:31] Oh no.

[05:11:38] Bro, I thought you guys said I'm allowed to just take cars.

[05:11:58] Apparently that's not true at all.

[05:12:01] I'd get arrested if I'd take a car.

[05:12:03] I would literally never get found in here.

[05:12:14] Chad, do you guys realize what you guys are saying

[05:12:17] is brain dead?

[05:12:22] I was told I'm allowed to just take cars.

[05:12:26] What do you mean I can't take cars?

[05:12:28] Okay, what?

[05:12:48] So then how the fuck am I supposed to get around the city then?

[05:12:50] What the fuck?

[05:12:57] definitely a person. Hello? Hey, how's it going, guys? What are you up to today, sir?

[05:13:15] Oh

[05:13:21] You work at the pawn shop how business

[05:13:35] So you're delivering these items to the pawn shop

[05:13:38] I don't know. I'm delivering these out for our suppliers.

[05:13:44] You're delivering these items for the pawn shop suppliers?

[05:13:49] Yeah. So we have the holders that come into the pawn shop, so we have to deliver them.

[05:13:56] What's your name?

[05:13:59] My name is Nick. What is your name?

[05:14:04] I'm just kidding. Let's meet you.

[05:14:07] Um, is there any way you could like, maybe hook me up with like, a job? I could work part-time, maybe give me a trial run? Like, what do you think?

[05:14:19] What are you looking for? Looking for like, sales? Or you're looking for like, to be a driver? Like, what are you looking for?

[05:14:24] I'd like to be a driver or a salesman. Honestly, I just

[05:14:28] I'm a hard worker sir. Like I just I really want to put my head to the grindstone

[05:14:39] No, sorry, I mean metaphorically

[05:14:49] Okay, perfect

[05:14:54] Thank you sir. Thank you. I just want to make an honest living man. Are you dating me at night?

[05:15:12] All right, I just I shot you a text sir

[05:15:15] I appreciate it, Nick. Well, yeah, like I said, I'll reach out to our manager and we'll get in contact if you're good.

[05:15:21] Yes, sir. Okay, just call me whenever and I'll be around because I'm unemployed and have nothing going on.

[05:15:28] Alright, sir.

[05:15:31] The fuck is your last ride?

[05:15:42] Fuck!

[05:15:43] Wait.

[05:15:44] Ah!

[05:15:45] Ah

[05:15:47] I

[05:15:49] I

[05:16:13] Hey Damien sorry to call you so soon is ready to give me a ride into town

[05:16:19] Um, let me think.

[05:16:32] Could you give me a ride to a burger spot or burger shop?

[05:16:41] Yes sir, thank you, thank you.

[05:16:43] No rush at all.

[05:17:04] Slay. Slay.

[05:17:13] Yeah, maybe I could take that car right there.

[05:17:25] Could you imagine?

[05:17:28] There is a cop just kind of staring at me.

[05:17:39] uh...

[05:17:46] why is the cop staring at me?

[05:17:53] Hey Damien, what up?

[05:18:07] Damien, thanks for the ride Damien.

[05:18:22] So how's your life been?

[05:18:24] I'm fine.

[05:18:25] I think you're dying.

[05:18:26] You don't have to tell me.

[05:18:28] I'm just fine with my life.

[05:18:30] You don't have to worry about it.

[05:18:32] I just can't catch all these diseases that are going around.

[05:18:36] People are getting diseases?

[05:18:38] Yeah.

[05:18:40] I just, you know, think about how it was like,

[05:18:43] there was a big outbreak going on.

[05:18:47] Wait Damien, is there a way you could speak up a little bit?

[05:18:50] speak up a little Damian yes sir yes sir yes okay no problem

[05:19:20] I don't know, I basically just flew into town this morning and I don't know, I'm just trying

[05:19:43] to make an honest buck.

[05:19:44] Uh, anyhow, I'm trying to make some friends. It's about it.

[05:19:49] Okay.

[05:19:50] It's, uh, I think we need to just always open your door, okay?

[05:19:53] But I'll fire the, uh, shop manager, quick.

[05:19:55] Let me know what you want me for.

[05:19:57] Swaaaap!

[05:19:59] Alright, where you on me?

[05:20:01] Thank you, sir.

[05:20:03] You're very welcome.

[05:20:07] Okay.

[05:20:14] Uh, was there like a shootout here?

[05:20:27] on that one one.

[05:20:43] Excuse me, sir.

[05:20:47] Yes? Is everything okay?

[05:20:49] Yeah, do you think you could help me repair my car?

[05:20:52] Yes, of course.

[05:20:53] I'm going to repair it. I just can't really use it.

[05:20:57] why do you have an umbrella it's not even rainy today yeah but it could start raining

[05:21:11] and then you'll be all wet and I'll be dry so wait what's my name is Nick Nick

[05:21:19] Clancy?

[05:21:21] Oh, nice to meet you, Nick.

[05:21:22] Uh, I don't know what's wrong with it.

[05:21:24] It's just broken.

[05:21:27] Ma'am, do you know what happened down here?

[05:21:29] It looks like there was a double homicide,

[05:21:31] like, right in front of Bergershaw.

[05:21:32] Uh...

[05:21:34] No, that's a good question.

[05:21:36] I think he was like that when I shook.

[05:21:42] Well, all right, what do you need help with, with your car?

[05:21:45] Do you think you could just, you know, open it up and try and...

[05:21:48] Oh

[05:22:00] Why are you getting in it?

[05:22:04] Bro

[05:22:05] Sorry, man. Good god. No, I'm just I'm checking out the wheel to make sure everything's working

[05:22:11] You might want to turn off that one. Oh

[05:22:14] My god, well, it's only on because you

[05:22:16] chat how do I um pop the hood all right one moment ma'am I just uh let me let me solve

[05:22:31] this yeah you got a leaky gasket oh okay that's good you are oh by the way you

[05:22:50] Oh, okay one moment. How does that sound?

[05:22:57] Uh, they all did better.

[05:23:00] Alright. Well, you got a leaky gasket but it should be all fixed up now.

[05:23:04] Be safe on the road now. Oh, perfect. Thank you.

[05:23:08] Uh, could I have a bite of that?

[05:23:13] Yes, one moment.

[05:23:20] You said your name is Nick?

[05:23:24] Yes, my name is Nick Clancy.

[05:23:30] Oh, mom, Zephyr. Zephyr came. Seem to be lost in his number one weather girl.

[05:23:35] Okay. Well...

[05:23:38] What's the weather right now, weather girl?

[05:23:40] Uh, it is very sunny, but there is a chance

[05:23:44] or a bit of rain later in the day.

[05:23:46] Always make sure to keep an umbrella with you.

[05:23:49] Damn you're good. I love it. Yeah, I'd say 20% chance of rain give your kids

[05:23:58] Okay, well ma'am. I hope you have a good day and yeah, yeah, be safe on the road

[05:24:19] Excuse me, ma'am.

[05:24:43] Howdy-do.

[05:24:44] Hello.

[05:24:45] How are you?

[05:24:46] Good. I'd like to purchase a cheeseburger.

[05:24:51] OK.

[05:24:54] Just one cheeseburger.

[05:24:57] Yes, can I get one cheeseburger, maybe a side of fries, and it looks like are those slushies back there?

[05:25:06] Those are meat shakes.

[05:25:09] Meat shake?

[05:25:11] Yeah, throw me. Yeah, I could one of those two.

[05:25:16] Okay, sure

[05:25:24] Okay, so just one cheeseburger and a meat shake, huh? Yes, I have 450

[05:25:31] Yes, why no cheeseburger. Oh, hello, man

[05:25:37] One cheeseburger one fries and a meat shake

[05:25:40] What was your name Nick Nick Clancy?

[05:25:46] Okay, on the register for you.

[05:25:52] Also, ma'am, I don't know if you know this, but there's two people that are, like, unconscious out front.

[05:26:00] But what?

[05:26:02] I don't know if you know this or not, ma'am, but there's, like, two people out front that look like they're knocked out.

[05:26:07] Um, they might just got the ideas to play too much. I just pay on the register. Yeah. Or the keypad, whatever.

[05:26:19] Sweet. All right. I think I just completed it. Let me know if you got that. Oh, yep.

[05:26:25] Sweet.

[05:26:37] $18 for a burger and fries with a shake?

[05:26:42] Holy inflation.

[05:26:49] Ma'am, do you know there's bugs in here in the restaurant?

[05:27:03] Ma'am, do you know there's bugs in here?

[05:27:07] Bugs?

[05:27:09] Yeah, I-

[05:27:10] What do I know of?

[05:27:12] Uh, I hear them right now.

[05:27:15] Do you hear them?

[05:27:17] Yes, I hear bugs going,

[05:27:19] I think it sounds like it's coming from the vents.

[05:27:23] Oh, wow, I will...

[05:27:27] Definitely let our maintenance team know and get that checked out.

[05:27:32] Okay.

[05:27:33] There you go, McNancy.

[05:27:36] Wait, McNancy?

[05:27:39] No, what you said your name is?

[05:27:41] No, Nick Clancy.

[05:27:44] Oh, sorry.

[05:27:49] But your order's right there.

[05:27:51] Thank you so much, honestly, seriously, thank you.

[05:27:56] You're welcome, enjoy.

[05:27:58] Have a good day.

[05:27:59] And seriously, check out that bug problem,

[05:28:03] check out that bug problem because they're pretty loud. The vent bugs, the vent bugs. Okay, I will.

[05:28:09] All right, be safe. Sweet. Uh, wait, ma'am, one more question actually. Why is everybody like

[05:28:15] unconscious right now on the floor? There's like a guy sprawled out. There's a woman

[05:28:21] sprawled out on the floor. Like what type of restaurant is this? Well, you know, we don't

[05:28:28] really like to say this much because we don't want people to take advantage, but

[05:28:32] but we allow less fortunate patrons to rest here

[05:28:39] if you know what I mean.

[05:28:42] Home-rise people.

[05:28:45] Oh.

[05:28:47] So a lot of people just sleep here?

[05:28:50] People do, yeah.

[05:28:51] I mean, you never know that lady

[05:28:52] could be going through a divorce.

[05:28:54] She can't be home at her husband.

[05:28:55] You know, you never know what these people

[05:28:57] are going through so we don't ask questions.

[05:28:59] Okay, well, I'm gonna take a dump.

[05:29:02] Okay, have fun.

[05:29:13] Okay, I'm doing this because I actually have to piss in real life. Holy immersion.

[05:31:02] You do not want to go in there.

[05:31:24] Might want to open up a window.

[05:31:26] Alright.

[05:31:27] Have a good day.

[05:31:28] Okay, thanks, McMancy.

[05:31:38] Stop.

[05:31:44] I feel like this car has been here for so long

[05:31:46] I could easily steal this.

[05:31:50] Yeah, come on, that's free.

[05:31:53] And it's also not an NPC car.

[05:31:55] I got a hot wire it.

[05:32:02] Sweet!

[05:32:06] Wait, what?

[05:32:13] Oh god, I did that in front of her.

[05:32:21] Oh God, I did that in front of her.

[05:32:26] I didn't even realize.

[05:32:39] What about this car?

[05:33:09] Come on, what?

[05:33:30] Oh no, oh no.

[05:33:31] Do I have to be faster you think?

[05:33:34] Do I have to be quicker with it?

[05:33:38] Oh, no, the cops just... oh, no.

[05:33:53] Oh, no.

[05:33:54] I have no stamina.

[05:33:57] Oh, God.

[05:33:59] Oh, God.

[05:34:00] Oh, God.

[05:34:01] I gotta hide.

[05:34:02] I gotta hide.

[05:34:03] I think that lady just called the cops.

[05:34:06] I think that lady just called the cops.

[05:34:34] I got a text.

[05:34:36] Wait chat, can I buy a car?

[05:34:39] Or do I not have enough money?

[05:34:49] Or not.

[05:34:55] Rent one?

[05:34:58] We actually have good loot.

[05:35:00] Wait a minute.

[05:35:02] I have a vehicle voucher redeemable at any vehicle or rental dealership to pay for a purchase.

[05:35:10] Wait guys, does that mean I can get a car?

[05:35:16] Pretty good, right?

[05:35:32] Okay, so I have to go to a car dealership.

[05:35:42] I'm gonna call my only friend.

[05:35:46] You should goober to a dealership? Oh yeah.

[05:35:50] Yeah, yeah, goober to a dealership. Goober, goober, goober.

[05:36:02] Okay.

[05:36:22] How do you know which one's the dealership?

[05:36:25] I'm trying to goober to the dealership.

[05:36:27] How do you know which one's the dealership?

[05:36:36] Oh my god, they got the new iPhone! What?!

[05:36:55] Okay.

[05:36:57] Oh my god, you have ratings? This is so realistic, holy shit!

[05:37:06] Are you fucking ratings?

[05:37:10] Okay, but now what?

[05:37:27] 3... 340 dollars for a fucking cooper!

[05:37:43] Are you fucking serious?

[05:37:48] That's your cane.

[05:37:50] Who's Meowish?

[05:37:52] Who's Meowish?

[05:37:54] Oh, kitten!

[05:37:57] Oh my God!

[05:37:59] Are you okay, buddy?

[05:38:02] Kitty.

[05:38:04] Oh my God!

[05:38:10] It's a little kitten.

[05:38:13] Bro!

[05:38:14] It's a kitten.

[05:38:17] Does he want food?

[05:38:18] I don't have cat food.

[05:38:20] Oh, bro, I don't have cat food.

[05:38:29] What's up, dude?

[05:38:31] Are you OK?

[05:38:34] What's up, dude?

[05:38:41] Wait for my Uber.

[05:38:48] Dude, that is so cool.

[05:38:56] Is my Uber almost here?

[05:39:01] Wait a minute, I recognized you!

[05:39:07] Oh hey, wait, were you the one calling a goober?

[05:39:12] Yes, you're the aspiring weather lady.

[05:39:15] yeah I also need money so this is what I gotta do

[05:39:21] how do you um how long have you been doing the goober for

[05:39:29] oh oh oh it's like I got into the city like maybe a few weeks ago

[05:39:34] it's not it plays the bell he's on the specs because I'm pretty flat out broke

[05:39:40] Okay. Wait, by the way, this is going to the car dealership, correct? I'm sorry, I'm brand new to the city as well.

[05:39:47] Oh, yes. Man, you should have the car dealership borrowable.

[05:39:52] Oh, okay.

[05:39:56] But yeah, we're getting you there. I'm just gonna ignore traffic law, you get me there as fast as possible.

[05:40:01] Oh no, no, no, there's no rush mode! I don't want to, like, get into an accident. No rush at all!

[05:40:07] No, no, I got this. Just buckle up. Look at driving.

[05:40:13] Alright. Everything's fine.

[05:40:17] Anyway, what are you going to the car dealership for?

[05:40:22] Well, I got a car voucher, so I'm probably going to use that and get myself a friggin' car.

[05:40:27] Yeah, good idea. Well, you're probably only in a quarter of a minute right now.

[05:40:34] I

[05:40:39] Excuse me ma'am. Oh, darn it

[05:40:45] No, all right, all right, we got a pullover

[05:40:52] All right, fine, he's got tried to pull me over earlier to you may have that for me

[05:41:04] I'm busy, I'm busy on the Uber ride, okay?

[05:41:10] Just trying to make a lot of money.

[05:41:12] Uh, ma'am, I have work.

[05:41:16] Yeah, that looks good.

[05:41:18] I was going.

[05:41:20] Give it a second, okay?

[05:41:22] Hi!

[05:41:23] Hey, how's it going?

[05:41:25] Officer Justice with the LSPD.

[05:41:27] You know why I pulled you over?

[05:41:30] Dude, I have words.

[05:41:32] because you think I'm hot and want to date with you?

[05:41:39] Why not?

[05:41:41] I mean it could happen.

[05:41:43] It could be.

[05:41:44] Really my time.

[05:41:45] It's inappropriate.

[05:41:47] I mean inappropriate.

[05:41:49] Man this is a traffic stop.

[05:41:51] This is a professional interaction.

[05:41:54] I don't want to go on a date with you now really.

[05:41:58] Well I don't want to go on a date with you either so.

[05:42:01] Well, I'm sorry to break your heart, okay?

[05:42:04] No, you're not breaking my heart at all!

[05:42:06] Your driver's license, Missy.

[05:42:09] Hiiii...

[05:42:15] There you go!

[05:42:17] Deffercase!

[05:42:18] Access-y!

[05:42:19] Alright, Zephyr, is this up your car?

[05:42:22] Yes, it's my car!

[05:42:24] Access-y!

[05:42:25] I just want to say that I was her goober customer like I just met this woman

[05:42:33] It's not like you're in trouble here. You don't have to breakfast that trouble and trouble

[05:42:42] You told me to drive crazily to get to your place where you need to go super fast. Oh gosh

[05:42:48] Oh gosh. Oh gosh.

[05:42:50] It is this guy's problem.

[05:42:52] It's your responsibility. You're the one driving the car and you blew past like three red lights.

[05:42:56] You did, yup.

[05:42:58] In like a maniac as well.

[05:43:00] I brought myself on fast service, okay?

[05:43:06] It's illegal. Yeah, that's very illegal.

[05:43:08] And to know that you're doing it while you've got a pay-and-goober customer in the car, that's, you know, nearly reckless endangerment.

[05:43:15] That's exactly what I said. I said to slow down and she just wanted to rip it on the highway. Oh my gosh

[05:43:22] No, I feel safe now. Yes, because of you officers. Yes

[05:43:29] Thank you so much. All right

[05:43:40] Yo, does this guy have his hand on his dick? I mean Mike, do you hear this guy?

[05:43:44] Are you guys jerking off?

[05:43:46] Are you guys running all that, or do you want me to stay here?

[05:43:48] Oh, you can stay here and talk to them.

[05:43:51] I'm stuck ahead with this. This is light work, no reaction.

[05:43:55] God, there's time.

[05:43:57] That's my life and I know!

[05:44:01] I said Jarts with the LSPD, nice to meet ya. How are you doing?

[05:44:04] Hi, Officer Jorts.

[05:44:06] Inform? Yup, it's Gene, Gene Jarts.

[05:44:09] That's a good name, I'm gonna be honest.

[05:44:14] Thank you very much, Shadesy.

[05:44:16] You know, I didn't say it, it's not my name.

[05:44:18] It's my married name, but I'm very happy to have married into the Jards family.

[05:44:23] Oh.

[05:44:24] Yep, yep, yep, absolutely.

[05:44:28] So you know, I think it shows well.

[05:44:31] Did you choose just because of the name?

[05:44:33] No, I love my husband very much.

[05:44:37] is a good man my husband he gave me three beautiful boys oh that's so sweet oh my

[05:44:45] gosh yeah I'm a happy proud boy mom you know I'm happy to be out here serving

[05:44:53] God and proud that is incredible I'm very happy for you thank you so much thank

[05:45:03] Thank you so much. I don't know where your name came from.

[05:45:05] At least she's from Minnesota.

[05:45:07] Uh, my name is...

[05:45:09] Yeah, she's Zephyr and I'm Nick.

[05:45:13] Zephyr and Nick.

[05:45:15] Lovely to meet you. Neither of those names are in the Bible.

[05:45:18] Uh, but that's okay.

[05:45:19] What?

[05:45:20] I mean, you're not good kids.

[05:45:21] Wait, whoa, whoa.

[05:45:23] Hey, no, my name is Nick.

[05:45:25] I think Nick is in the Bible.

[05:45:27] Nick, oh, Nick. Okay.

[05:45:29] She's from Minnesota.

[05:45:31] Minnesota she's from Minnesota

[05:45:33] It's not in the Bible that is that is Santa Claus. Yeah, that's the cause and the Bible

[05:45:39] Traddle

[05:45:41] Come back here. I was a judge. I I was just letting you guys finish your crazy talk about whatever you're talking about

[05:45:53] Anyways, hey, did you recently report your art stolen this is Cade?

[05:45:58] Huh?

[05:46:00] Did you recently report your car stolen? No

[05:46:10] Somebody reported stolen maybe you got like a family member something who's watching over you

[05:46:18] Yeah, I'm not saying it isn't I'm not so I'm asking if you reported it stolen or something

[05:46:23] No

[05:46:25] All right, well, I bet you got that fixed for you.

[05:46:29] I have three cop cars here.

[05:46:33] I don't freaking know.

[05:46:35] Wait.

[05:46:36] I'm kind of scared of it.

[05:46:39] I'm just going to give you a warning.

[05:46:40] You did.

[05:46:41] You literally got traffic stop earlier, so.

[05:46:43] Oh, it was coming to park.

[05:46:45] Wait.

[05:46:46] You never, you really were giving us a hard time.

[05:46:50] So, you know, we have to blow the big guns.

[05:46:52] I can't say to move forward.

[05:46:54] And you just kept on going.

[05:46:57] It was real suspicious.

[05:46:58] You know, I'd say it's good that we've got a couple units here for a break.

[05:47:02] I'm just in case you try to move it crazy.

[05:47:04] We also, we also had a great deal for Dade here.

[05:47:08] Get it, get it on the opposite.

[05:47:10] Not professional, not good.

[05:47:13] Alright, alright, fine.

[05:47:15] Now, uh, Zephyr, is there a way that I could get a discount on this Uber

[05:47:21] because I was supposed to be at the dealership or Miss Cooper I was supposed to be at the dealership about

[05:47:27] five minutes ago by now

[05:47:33] Okay, thank you, sorry

[05:47:37] I know

[05:47:43] I do think you should give her a second

[05:47:46] Hold her over earlier for the same problem. No, she is doing it again

[05:47:49] Yeah, she has to learn so maybe a citation do

[05:48:00] Zephyr, I think the right here. I think that right. I'm gonna be honest. I you're a correct

[05:48:13] Zephyr, I don't know you

[05:48:19] your goober driver you don't know you yeah you're my goober driver but we got

[05:48:28] pulled over in the middle of a goober driver what type of goober even is this

[05:48:32] oh with a customer in the car reckless and I mean we could put you in cops we

[05:48:37] could take you to find a penitentiary you know right up the ticket just a

[05:48:45] little citation talk to my partner before we decide to slide

[05:48:51] we will not be sliming her out okay I don't know that was the only thing we do

[05:48:54] that back at home and I don't know it's just legal I'm down okay

[05:49:00] you think we're clobbering the clubs is that right?

[05:49:03] is somebody taking a oh okay Zephyr yeah that be honest with me what's your

[05:49:11] What's your net worth? Can you afford the citation right now?

[05:49:20] The citation might put a dent in that I'm gonna be honest with you

[05:49:28] That's why did you out you will not be on a slide

[05:49:34] I don't really know what that means just leave go

[05:49:38] Gonna give you a warning, okay?

[05:49:41] Double awarding from here on out

[05:49:45] Remember what JJ did for you

[05:49:51] I'm also a JJ

[05:49:59] I mean my god

[05:50:05] Justice this probably murder draw deal kidnap

[05:50:11] No, no, no.

[05:50:12] No, certainly not, no.

[05:50:13] Don't freaking laugh at me.

[05:50:14] Yeah.

[05:50:14] You want your laugh to get over?

[05:50:16] No, no, no.

[05:50:16] No.

[05:50:17] You're going to laugh.

[05:50:18] No, no.

[05:50:18] We're letting you out with a warning and you're laughing.

[05:50:20] We're letting you out with a warning and you're laughing at all.

[05:50:23] Oh, wait, I mean, I need to talk about this again.

[05:50:26] You're double, Jenny, come on over.

[05:50:27] We might need a reason.

[05:50:28] No, no.

[05:50:29] Oh, my God.

[05:50:30] Oh, my God.

[05:50:32] No.

[05:50:33] Ma'am, I just want to rent a car.

[05:50:38] Ma'am, I just want to rent a car.

[05:50:40] Like what is this turning into I'm trying to get it. You would have been better watching at this point. I'm so sorry

[05:50:48] Yeah, don't worry

[05:50:50] Why would you be heat?

[05:50:53] Apologize to your passenger with the way you've been acting this traffic stop. Oh, I'm sorry

[05:50:59] Sorry, it's okay. Don't cry is that for Jesus guys

[05:51:03] No, I'm gonna start crying cuz I can't afford this and my day is just going terribly bad.

[05:51:10] Alright, that is, that is.

[05:51:12] Oh, gosh.

[05:51:13] Oh, gosh.

[05:51:14] I'm not gonna ask you to trauma dump me.

[05:51:17] My dad's dead.

[05:51:19] Oh, God.

[05:51:20] Oh my God.

[05:51:21] That was actual trauma.

[05:51:22] Wow, okay.

[05:51:23] Trauma dumping.

[05:51:24] Okay.

[05:51:25] Well, I'm sorry your dad's dead, but you've got a God, you know, up above who loves you,

[05:51:30] just like he loves all of his children.

[05:51:32] children so real oh my god would you like to pray no okay give her the ticket

[05:51:49] Jeremy give her that I'm not gonna give her the ticket I'm gonna give her a

[05:51:54] warning and then we're gonna go respond to a call so I could get my head blown

[05:51:58] offer something okay that's only if I'm a hero all right when I turn my lights off

[05:52:07] you're free to go all right all right

[05:52:10] I'm 25. We will be putting note

[05:52:17] on your profile. That's not a joke.

[05:52:19] Okay. So, if you get pulled over,

[05:52:20] give me a view. So, can you take

[05:52:21] a break, please, Zephyr?

[05:52:23] All right. Be safe.

[05:52:25] Hey, Zephyr, I'm going to...

[05:52:28] Please turn this off. Zephyr, turn this off.

[05:52:33] What? Turn the car off?

[05:52:35] No, the song. Zephyr, this is...

[05:52:37] Zephyr, I just wanna, I just wanna, let's just have our thoughts be the song.

[05:52:43] Zephyr!

[05:52:44] Zephyr!

[05:52:45] Zephyr!

[05:52:46] Zephyr!

[05:52:47] I'm turning it off!

[05:52:50] Just please drop me off at the freaking car dealership.

[05:52:53] Oh, get there!

[05:52:56] It's okay!

[05:52:57] I just gotta obey the traffic laws now.

[05:53:00] Oh my god.

[05:53:03] It's fine. Everything's fine. I'm having a normal day.

[05:53:13] Hello! Hi!

[05:53:16] We'll get to the car dealership, just...

[05:53:23] Sefer, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[05:53:26] Yeah?

[05:53:27] This has been the worst goober experience of my entire life.

[05:53:32] Please, please don't give me one star.

[05:53:34] Ow, ow, ow!

[05:53:36] My god, Zephyr!

[05:53:37] Don't give me one star.

[05:53:38] Please don't ruin my rating.

[05:53:39] I won't give you a one star rating.

[05:53:43] You will?

[05:53:44] No, I won't give you a one star rating.

[05:53:46] But you just rammed into the back of a car

[05:53:48] and now the front of your car is destroyed.

[05:53:50] I just stopped randomly.

[05:53:52] The car, that car stopped randomly.

[05:53:54] I had no time to, to react.

[05:53:57] That was not on...

[05:53:59] Zephyr, don't swear, don't swear.

[05:54:01] Zephyr, don't swear. Zephyr, just...

[05:54:03] I was changing lanes! I was changing lanes!

[05:54:05] You didn't even have your turn signal on!

[05:54:07] Zephyr, just abide by the traffic laws

[05:54:09] so we don't actually die on the way to the dealership.

[05:54:13] Okay, I am, I am. Look, I'm following.

[05:54:16] I'm doing good.

[05:54:19] I just ran a red light. I'm sorry.

[05:54:22] I'm panicking. Okay, okay.

[05:54:27] Zephyr, is this your first goober?

[05:54:29] Is this your first goober client?

[05:54:30] No, no, I've done goober before and it's just usually people aren't so demanding and

[05:54:36] picking and I'm already having a bad day.

[05:54:38] Okay, Zapper, I'm sorry.

[05:54:40] Okay, I apologize.

[05:54:41] Look, I'm having a rough day too.

[05:54:43] Okay, okay, we're having a rough day together.

[05:54:46] It's gonna be okay.

[05:54:48] Okay, we got this.

[05:54:50] We got this.

[05:54:53] Oh god, where do I, um, um, what's that?

[05:55:01] Oh.

[05:55:02] Zephyr?

[05:55:03] Oh my god, you almost threw your-

[05:55:04] Ow!

[05:55:05] Ow!

[05:55:06] My god, Zephyr!

[05:55:07] Everything's fine!

[05:55:08] Everything's fine!

[05:55:09] You're gonna- you're gonna break my arms!

[05:55:10] Seriously!

[05:55:11] Can you try?

[05:55:12] No!

[05:55:13] No, I can't- no, I can't break your arms!

[05:55:20] Listen, we're- we're right here!

[05:55:23] point one six miles away thank god all right ready we're here just just is that

[05:55:31] for can we talk about the price is there a way you can like give me a

[05:55:37] discount because this was absolutely horrible you'd like to tip your driver

[05:55:42] you know it is customary to tip your goober drive yeah I would tip my goober

[05:55:51] driver. If they didn't speed, get us pulled over and have a 20 minute dialogue with two

[05:55:57] police officers. Zephyr, I was thinking more along the lines of like, you give me 100 bucks.

[05:56:04] No, no way. All right. How about a no tip, you know, just, uh, just, I'll just wave that

[05:56:09] B and we'll be good, right? Yeah, is there a way to get like, take the money instead of the

[05:56:16] the glove box just take the money to the glove box okay just don't give me one

[05:56:20] star I'm sorry yeah where do I get the money on it that's okay

[05:56:32] are you bad at me wait okay you know what is that for I actually I can't take

[05:56:41] this money you have enough you have enough problems as is right now with

[05:56:46] everything that's happening so Zephyr just keep the money and yes just don't

[05:56:51] speed okay okay I'll just stay safe out there Nick

[05:57:01] wait is this a bike rental no I needed this to be

[05:57:11] fuck it

[05:57:25] oh 200 bucks a day okay it's money actually no this is California I'm gonna be honest

[05:57:39] it's actually hyper realistic

[05:57:57] now chat where do i get it at right here

[05:58:02] are you serious

[05:58:09] I thought this was a fucking car rental not a bank rental!

[05:58:39] She looks like she'd kick my ass!

[05:58:46] Malt!

[05:58:51] Bro, this is so nice!

[05:58:58] Oh my god!

[05:59:01] I'm gonna eat something real quick.

[05:59:08] life. Oh, lettuce? I would never get lettuce, bro.

[05:59:37] I don't like lettuce. I don't like lettuce

[05:59:41] Honestly, the lettuce is fine because it has no flavor, but bro. Yo, if you put pickles on a cheeseburger

[05:59:47] You're legitimately a psychopath, bro

[05:59:50] If you put pickles on a burger, you're a psychopath

[05:59:59] Guys pickles are cold wet slimy and disgusting

[06:00:05] literally

[06:00:06] You said I'm doing a good job of not getting banned

[06:00:10] Hey, well at least I have a bike does this thing move like one mile an hour

[06:00:20] There is no cheeseburger without a pickle okay just off of that sentence there's a 7% chance you're a serial killer 7%

[06:00:28] Look at that.

[06:00:35] Look at that.

[06:00:42] So what's this called, a wheelie?

[06:00:46] Guys, you guys are saying to steal a car, but the thing is, I can't.

[06:00:52] I can't.

[06:00:55] Why does she get arrested?

[06:01:10] Holy physique.

[06:01:17] Wait, you're trying to, here's my question. Ah, that's gonna be meta gaming.

[06:01:25] just try it safe

[06:02:10] For the love of God steal a car.

[06:02:16] All right, bet.

[06:02:19] I mean, it is Grand Theft Auto after all.

[06:02:22] Okay, buddy. Good.

[06:02:25] It was all right. This was all good.

[06:02:28] Oh, fuck!

[06:02:58] Whoa, this looks like a like a Porsche

[06:03:04] Rosh.

[06:03:17] Come on.

[06:03:27] What?

[06:03:31] Wait, robbery, robbery, robbery.

[06:03:34] No.

[06:03:49] $81.

[06:03:54] I need a backpack.

[06:04:20] Oh, it's chance. It's not even speed. It's chance.

[06:04:32] Bro, I feel like I'm in a SpongeBob episode with this pink bike!

[06:04:42] Fuck!

[06:04:53] Yes. Yes. Yes.

[06:04:58] Yes.

[06:05:00] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[06:05:07] But I got a nice car too.

[06:05:09] Oh boy where should we head?

[06:05:15] Louis Caliper?

[06:05:16] Louis Caliper!

[06:05:18] Louis Caliper!

[06:05:20] Oh my god!

[06:05:26] go to the dealership but it's not a bad idea to bring a stolen car to a dealership

[06:05:41] Oh my god, that's a runner's trail, I didn't know that.

[06:06:03] Sorry, that's a runner's trail?

[06:06:05] Jesus.

[06:06:06] I thought that was for a car.

[06:06:20] Are you crazy?

[06:06:21] Are you out of your mind?

[06:06:24] Are you crazy?

[06:06:25] Why is this trying to play me?

[06:06:29] Are you crazy?

[06:06:36] How do you go to the city?

[06:06:42] It's going to be like, I need to find a good parking spot.

[06:06:52] I need to find a good parking spot.

[06:07:06] to open your map? Oh, it's AF, it's AF!

[06:07:13] It's ass! It's ass!

[06:07:32] How do I honk?

[06:07:34] Hey, how do I honk?

[06:07:43] I

[06:07:55] Shut up

[06:08:01] So chat will

[06:08:07] Will like the cops know it's stolen I

[06:08:10] I left the scene.

[06:08:15] Wow!

[06:08:27] They could run the plate. I know, but as long as it'll get pulled over, I'm good, right?

[06:09:10] What do you mean, JK?

[06:09:23] I'm gonna park here.

[06:09:37] Holy parking job.

[06:09:38] Oh my God.

[06:09:40] Now I want to, okay, ESI you honk, I want to go to the math.

[06:09:53] Park ranger city hall.

[06:10:08] Beautiful parking job.

[06:10:16] Brochette this might be a good stopping point though for today.

[06:10:21] I'm about to watch this NFL game in 15 minutes, and I don't want to like get immersed into lore

[06:10:28] Chat I swear to God I'll play tomorrow, but guys is there a way I could park this?

[06:10:35] No, I know but I don't want to like I don't want to do a mission with Damien and then like

[06:10:45] Is there anybody I can hold on to this or it's stolen, okay?

[06:10:51] Okay. So, Jack, tomorrow what I'll do on RP is I'll use my car voucher to rent a car.

[06:11:02] The game got delayed, didn't it actually? Wait, the game got delayed? Cap. The game

[06:11:16] got delayed whoa we can't play wait how long is it delayed for bro it's not

[06:11:28] fucking delayed no it's not yeah I understand I only play for an hour

[06:11:34] today guys I swear to God tomorrow I will play I will play for like literally

[06:11:41] like four hours tomorrow I swear I swear to God I'll play tomorrow I just I

[06:11:48] wouldn't I don't want to like I don't want to like get arrested and then have

[06:11:52] to go you know what I mean just where to God I'll play tomorrow for like four

[06:11:57] hours which how do I leave without like getting banned how do I leave how do I

[06:12:07] leave without getting banned. Just leave. Like, have I just, do you just mean like exit?

[06:12:23] All right, chat. Day one, I know we didn't do anything. I did make my character, though.

[06:12:29] Um, day two, I'll rent my car and then we'll just see what happens. I swear, chat, I will play for

[06:12:34] like four hours tomorrow. I just want to watch this Thursday night game. But chat love y'all bro.

[06:12:39] W little six hour stream. Guys I'm really excited to play no pixel and I just don't want to get banned.

[06:12:46] Guys W's man. Tomorrow I'm going to grind. I swear I'll play for like four hours tomorrow.

[06:12:51] I didn't know I was going to get in today. Shout out Buddha for getting me in bro. I didn't even

[06:12:55] know I was going to be in and then I saw the tax when I was live.

[06:12:57] chat. Love y'all boys. I got to get off though because I have two people playing in the flock

[06:13:06] league and I want to sweat it out. It's Matthew Golden and Drake London chat. Love y'all boys.

[06:13:10] Who should we raid? I swear chat tomorrow will actually play like four hours. Who should we

[06:13:17] raid guys? Who should we raid? Buddha? Is he live? Who is anybody playing no pixel that we

[06:13:25] Anybody playing NoPixel?

[06:13:27] Change, Buddha?

[06:13:29] Chat, is Buddha playing?

[06:13:37] Chat, did I spell it right?

[06:13:41] Did I spell it right?

[06:13:43] Buddha?

[06:13:49] Rate the person you are peed with?

[06:13:51] Wait, was that my driver?

[06:13:53] Carby?

[06:13:54] Jeff, was Carby my driver?

[06:13:57] Okay, well, that's actually pretty wholesome if we do raid.

[06:14:05] Jeff, was Carby my driver?

[06:14:07] Oh, my God.

[06:14:13] Yeah, Zephyr Kane.

[06:14:15] This was my driver.

[06:14:17] They're not broken.

[06:14:19] All right.

[06:14:20] I'm going to raid.

[06:14:22] I'm going to read. Okay.

[06:14:24] Chat go read, go read, go read.

[06:14:27] Go read. This is my driver.

[06:14:31] Chat we'll be back day two.

[06:14:33] I promise I'm going to play for like four hours.

[06:14:35] I just want to watch this game.

[06:14:36] Chat love y'all boys.

[06:14:38] Okay. Love y'all boys.

[06:14:39] Guys go show Carby some support.

[06:14:42] Chat as always man.

[06:14:45] In case I don't see you.

[06:14:46] Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

[06:14:47] Tomorrow we will grind no pixel.

[06:14:50] That was literally so fun.

[06:14:51] Even though I did nothing that server is so good bro chat peace out. Love y'all. See you tomorrow. Peace