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video on YouTube you can watch wait what you've got it what is it the sal beef
is legendary yes we're gonna dive into that don't you fucking worry bro I'm
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I'm doing all right. I'm doing all right.
Lodge is your one.
Don't step foot in Canada.
Okay.
Yeah, how y'all boys doing, bro?
On a scale of one to 10, how was your day?
Sammy Wartsor, don't think of it as your one.
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Chad, we're about to clash with Ken in 30 minutes.
I cannot believe I'm saying that sentence.
It's been over a year.
I'm really looking forward to it.
We were supposed to clash with Ken at two.
I didn't text him till 207 though because I was busy as fuck today.
And then he said daddy's in bed and then I said, okay, do you want to reschedule?
And then he said, yes.
And then I said, okay.
And then he said, fuck it.
So I'm going to watch this NFL game from last night really quick.
The highlights of it.
I'll skim.
And then we're going to call Ken.
Chad, a little bit of beef going on the flop league though.
I'm finally getting into a little bit of beef here.
Peep this guys.
Genuinely peep this.
Let me skim.
You have to go to the Apple Genius Bar and you have to tell them to fix your fantasy team.
He then proceeds to go to the Apple Genius Bar, which was...
Okay, five points. So...
Chad, just speak this, speak this.
Honestly, not that bad. We do have Trey Tucker, who will basically cancel that out because you don't...
We have Trey Tucker. You don't know about it. Now you do.
Thursday night, football just finished. We got 28 points out of Drake London and 21 points out of Matthew Golden.
and I literally can't complain.
And Matthew Golden, most underrated player in the NFL,
like dude, his first catch of the game,
if you watch that back,
the concentration and the footwork was just ridiculous.
He's right.
And I love how much Jordan love targets him.
Like, I think Matthew Golden has a legitimate chance
of being like a top 12 to 15 wide receiver this year.
Super pumped to have him on my team.
and we're projected 161 now, boys.
Let's go.
Look, am I mad?
The Jinxie scored 50?
No, I'm not mad.
I'm kind of mad.
Now I'm kind of mad.
Yeah, I'm kind of mad, but I'm kind of mad.
But not that mad.
I'm not that mad.
I'm not that mad.
Nathan is the only person to start somebody in this game
that didn't score points.
There's a night football just ended,
and this is the perfect reminder to myself
that if fantasy football did not exist,
I would never watch an NFL.
It has to be the boringest product.
That was horrendous.
But it does exist, so we were rooting for Jordan Love,
and he had a good game.
My quarterback didn't get hurt.
He survived all four quarters, puts up 23 and a half points.
Watson gets 22 and a half.
So a good game for Watson, can't deny that.
But I'm happy with this.
My first lead entering a Sunday this year,
35 on my head last week from Amonara on Thursday night
to open the season, JSN gets 26 for Dinkseed against me.
So unhappy.
I mean, 26 for JSN is kind of like his floor, I'm going to be honest.
26 for JSN is sort of a rough game, I'm going to be honest.
This dude's average.
He's average in 40!
P.W. actually have a lead heading into Sunday and my quarterback didn't get injured in the game.
I'll take this.
Also, I want to say good morning, Flock League.
But second thing, Drake London scores 28, Matthew Golden scores 21 last night.
Sal, who is a self-proclaimed Packers fan, had five hours on a discord call with me to get Drake
London and Matthew Golden and Gervonta Williams for Jameer Gibbs. And Sal would be winning right
now. Sal would be beating Mason. Sal's a self-proclaimed Packers fan. He loves Matthew Golden,
but he got so greedy that he wanted Lamar Jack. Mr. Greedy! No! Haasdan! Yes!
So now he doesn't have Matthew Golden like so I genuinely don't feel bad for you, bro
By the way unrelated to everything Matthew Golden is the goddamn truth
Bro, did you guys see that opening catch? Oh my god. We're gonna watch the highlights, but I
Almost threw you a life raft and I wouldn't even been mad at it
I would have had Gibbs and JSN and two and then Lamar
But Sal you're so greedy you wanted Lamar Jackson on top of Javonte Williams Matthew Golden
My whole team basically and because of that greed you're gonna fall to 0 and 3
I'm gonna go to 3 and L and yeah, I mean it's just funny
So I wake up this morning to Jinxie with my name in his mouth still brother. We played each other week one
It's over, but I get it like after you played me the defending champ and you got the rub
whoa, just take it easy man like
Check y'all ever seen that episode of Drake and Josh? Whoa, just take it easy man
You realize that you've got millions of followers overnight and I want to keep using my name
But at the end of the day Jinx he's all bark. No bite
He's never gonna get a trade done in this league any time that a fair trade is this clip pissed me off
Proposed to him. He calls up his dopey friend his dopey cousin and his cousin goes no no Jinx
I love you and your players. You can't trade them and then no deal gets done
Jinx he told me we were gonna why people are retweeting that y'all are retweeting that he would deal he said add in Mike Evans or DK
I said, I'll add in DK Metcalf, get on the live stream.
I gotta call up my dopey friend.
Dopey friend says no.
So what are we doing here, Jensy?
You were never gonna trade Matthew Golden,
and you were never gonna trade.
So what he just said was a complete and total lie,
and we dive into it right here.
Hey, Drake London, you were never gonna trade
Javante Williams.
You're all bark, no bite.
So Sal, in chat, remember, in order to win an argument,
it's not about being correct.
It's about two things, being louder
and getting in the last word.
I'm kidding, don't do that.
People will punch you in the throat.
What you just told the viewers of the Flock League
was a complete and total fabrication and a lie.
You sent me a bunch of different trades.
I declined all of them.
You were clearly desperate to make a trade.
Then you sent an image of Jameer Gibbs
for my Javante Williams, Drake London, and Matthew Golden.
I said, I'll think about it.
I'll have no depth left.
My team will be very top heavy after this,
but I will do this trade.
I also said on stream on a discord call
that I will 100% do this trade.
You said you were 60% on it
and you wanted to check other trades with Mason and Avery,
which is all true.
This all happened on stream live.
Then you come back an hour later asking for Lamar Jackson
and you're trying to rework the deal.
So it's, I was gonna do a deal.
I had a locked in done deal with you.
You got greedy, you wanted Lamar Jackson,
you wanted to restructure the deal
and then it turned into a full on scam.
So then I left, I'm not going to do a trade where I'm getting scammed.
Now you're probably going to lose to Mason.
You're probably going to be O3.
But if you set aside your greed, you would have had Javonte Williams,
Drake London and Matthew Golden, who would have all had 49 points for you last night.
Just some more yet.
Clocking that tea, bitch.
Clocking that fucking tea, bitch.
Cause don't sit here and lie on my name though.
I don't know why I feel like I'm on love island in the flock league. I don't know what this show even is
Don't sit here and lie cuz oh you called your cousin. Yeah when you restructured the deal. I had a done deal
So I had a done deal. I said oh, I'm a hundred percent in for this deal
Let me talk to Mason. Let me talk to Avery two hours later. You throw in Lamar Jackson
That's gonna be a problem because Lamar Jackson is my fifth round pick QB to
to like, go fuck yourself, honestly.
I think from Jinxie about sweet nothings while he drinks.
Was that a pitcher of coffee?
But the one thing that he did,
why is drinking coffee a roast?
Do I like roast?
No, it was a cup of coffee.
How is drinking coffee a roast now?
What the hell?
Drinking coffee's a roast?
Hey, that I do agree with.
I'm desperate.
I'm 100% desperate.
What are we talking about here?
I'm 0 and 2 at a 50% chance of going 0 and 3
in this league and half my team is here.
I'm as desperate as they come.
That's why I'm trying to wheel and deal right now.
Jixi, in another universe, I think we could be great friends.
We could be having so many trades together.
You just gotta get rid of this dopey trade advisor
cousin you got.
Sal, I feel like we're going in circles here, man.
We had a done deal.
The trade was locked and loaded.
It was already over.
Givante Williams, Drake London, Matthew Golden
for Tamir Gibbs.
I said I'm 100% down due to this trade.
You went to go talk to Mason and Avery for two hours.
You came back, you restructured the deal.
You wanted Lamar Jackson.
That's why the deal fell through.
It's not because I called somebody,
I had a locked in deal, I was ready to do it.
You restructured it because you got greedy
and now you deal with the consequences of going 0 and 3
at the hands of Mason Dodd while I go 3 and out.
But Sal, I still won gifts, so let me know we're still
willing to deal with our gifts.
And that is how, like when people try to do these manipulation tactics,
you can see right through it, bro.
He's trying to like steer the viewers of the flock league away, like,
oh, you called your dopey cousin.
No, Sal, we had a done deal.
You got greedy, wanted Lamar Jackson.
That's why the deal fell through.
It's all happened live.
Now, instead of having Matthew Golden, who is literally the most underrated
player in fantasy football and Drake London, who finally have the quarterback,
you have nothing.
You have love Mike Evans. Don't take this the wrong way.
You have Mike Evans who hasn't had a healthy season in five seasons and
Malik neighbors who lost his quarterback for the entire season.
And also Malik neighbors hasn't had a healthy season since he's been in the NFL.
So, so I gave you a life raft. You didn't take the life raft.
You're not a fantasy expert. You're a fraud. You're a fraud.
That was a good trade for you and me. You needed that trade for depth.
And I needed that. I didn't even need that trade. My team is insane,
But I needed that trade so I can stroke my chicken
to having two mere Gibbs and JSM on San Diego.
You needed that trade, you didn't take it,
now you're 0 and 3, I'm 3 and out.
Jack, now, as for the game last night,
what the fuck happened?
Oh, people are saying Man City as well.
Is there a Man City link?
Guys, I can't start on YouTube, I will after the highlights.
I can't start on YouTube, I will after the highlights.
What is Man City guilty of? What? What is Man City guilty of?
Stream faster. I'm getting in Germany. It's late.
Freddie, Freddie. First off, chat out to Germany, bro.
Freddie, what the fuck do you want me to do? Stream faster? Bro, what?
114 charges. Is there a link? Is there a tweet?
Manchester City could possibly be removed from the Premier League after being found
guilty of 114 of 115 charges relating to financial rule breaches. Sanctions have not yet been
decided and City are expected to appeal the Independent Commission's verdict. So what
What does this mean for Champions League?
Does that mean that all the teams that got second place will now get first place?
How many UCLs do they win with Holland?
One.
How many use, wait, what is, chat, what is this about though?
Is this about paying refs?
All of Man City's 114 charges, 54 counts of financial information, 14 counts of player
slash manager payment information, 5 to UEFA and FFP, 7 to PSR, 35 to cooperation with
investigation, guys, we'd appeal and probably get a fine.
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Wait, so, chat, what if, like, okay, here's my question about this.
And this might be a stupid question, but chat, all of the years that city got first in the
Premier League, would it now go to, would the title now go to the second place team?
Yes.
Yes, probably not, honestly. No, yes. Not necessarily.
Interesting. Liverpool, United will get three prems and Liverpool will get two.
Nothing will happen. It's Man City.
So, Chad, is this saying that they were paying refs though? Like, what's the wider picture of what this is saying?
Were they paying REFs?
So then what were they doing? What were they doing? Financial regulations.
Chat, what were they doing then? What did they do?
The 115 charges have been broken down into five different categories.
54 counts of failure to provide accurate financial information.
14 counts of failure to provide accurate details for player and manager payments.
2009 to 2018.
Failure to comply with UEFA's rules, including the financial fair play 2013 to 2018.
7 counts of breaching Premier League's PSR rules. Failure to cooperate with Premier League investigations, 2018 to 2023.
Walahi, once they carry them, they should carry Fabrizio. This guy never posts the news. He's definitely on City's payroll.
Bro, what? Yo, that's kind of fucked up.
Wow, football might actually be more corrupt than the NFL and the NBA combined.
I do honestly check.
Do you guys remember that Netflix documentary?
It was called like FIFA Uncovered.
Do you guys remember that?
Bro, FIFA might be more corrupt than all of them.
This is your fault.
How the fuck is that my fault?
Not gonna lie.
a nap let me know so chat would you guys say FIFA is the most corrupt sport
I think it probably is bro I mean Jesus dude
damn I'm gonna be honest like I remember people talking about how man cities corrupt and stuff
but like 114 charges. Are you fucking kidding me? Bro, they're like basically running a mob operation.
So, Chad, here's my question though. And again, this might be a stupid question,
but actually I was taught in life there's no such thing as a stupid question.
If they have 54 counts of failure to provide accurate financial information,
Does that mean they're like lying about their revenue and like pocketing money or like what
does that even mean?
What does that mean?
Like let's say they make a billion dollars.
They say they make 700 million.
They pumped money into the club illegally.
They lied about having Etsy had as a sponsor.
Everton lost 15 points for one charge.
I think they're paying players money that they don't have.
Well, chat.
Okay, now this also might be brain dead,
but I think I'm correct.
I remember when I was a little kid, city was terrible.
Like they were not good.
And then they got Aguero and a couple of other pieces
like Vincent Company and they started being good.
But I remember when I was a kid, a city was terrible.
So did they just get good because of this?
Like when I was a little kid, they were bad.
Like I remember that.
Oil money.
Because I remember when they got Aguero
and like Vincent Company,
that was when they started to get good, I think.
But I remember when I was a kid, city was awful.
Like United would like slap city
when I was a little last kid.
Like I'm talking like, I don't even know.
I was, I just started playing soccer.
But United would live, dude, United owned city,
United owned city.
But for the past like couple of years,
cities kind of been owning United
and honestly, the prep, cities been,
cities been the best team in the Premier League
for the last like five years since De Bruyne and Hollands.
Like they've been the best overall team
in the prem for the last five years.
I mean, has any other team won a UCL
from the prem in the last five years,
besides City?
Eight years, 2016.
Has any team 10 years?
Oh, Chelsea.
Chelsea, Chelsea.
I look, he forgot about that.
Hey, man, who do you think you are yet again, dude?
I know this is for one of most disguise.
Yo, leave me alone.
Oh, also chat tomorrow.
It's my birthday.
I'm going to be hanging out with my family in the morning,
so I won't be able to watch globals.
But day two, I'm going to watch.
Day two, I'll go live at like 11 a.m.
Day two, I'll go live at like 11 a.m.
Who just get the 25?
What just happening?
Let's watch these highlights.
Let go.
First thing, what the fuck happened?
I thought the packers were gonna destroy the Falcons.
I thought the Packers were gonna destroy the Falcons.
I guess the Falcons of the slot didn't know tonight begins season number 70 at Lambo Field and Green Bay Shrine that hosts just 437 game.
But you know what it is though? This was my takeaway of what I watched of the game.
Penex obviously is an upgrade to Cooper Rush. I'm going to be honest, bro, you could throw my ass that quarterback and it'd be an upgrade from Cooper Rush.
I don't really think panics is the reason why the Falcons won.
I think it was literally just the fact that every time Bijan touched the ball, it was
ten yards every time, every time.
On a beautiful evening as the Green Bay Packers take the field, but again by Jordan Love and
ready to go up against Michael Panix, making his season debut and the Atlanta Falcons on
So chat a little fun fact about Michael Penex. He played at um, I think it like Tampa Bay tack or something
Bro, he played like in my area
Bro, Bijan Robinson is so good
I don't even
I don't know who the best running back in the NFL is. I'm always torn between like Bijon and Gibbs,
Bijon and Gibbs. It's just, I don't know.
No, desire Franklin has spent all of his career in Indianapolis until he got traded over this year makes the stop date of 16
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Shows of the only shot only why the hell did you get the hundred subs bro?
Yeah, why did only gift? Oh
Now you like board
Is he bored? Why did O.N.A. gift?
Will they send us your birthday?
Oh my God, O.N.A. it is, it's early.
My birthday, O.N.A. my birthday's tomorrow.
But dude, thank you, bro.
Nonetheless, early birthday present.
W.O.N.A. in the chat, bro.
I love you, you little fucking cutie pie.
And O.N.A., I wanna meet you one day, bro.
I don't know how or when or where,
but I wanna meet you one day, bro.
We both don't really give our house that much though,
So it's pretty it's pretty rare RMG seed for that to happen, but only I genuinely love you, bro
My whole chat loves you have a great stream on a thank you for the early birthday fucking gift there
Search on the 50 get them search. I love you, bro. W search on the chat. Oh, so yeah
My birth this reminds me my birthdays tomorrow guys. I'm gonna be dude on
Tomorrow I'm gonna be 25 years old
in my life officially old at this point. I feel like I'm reaching up status. Guys, tomorrow
I'm going to be 25 years old, bro. Oh my gosh, 25.
Now that was an absolute salami sub I'm gonna be honest bro that was an absolute salami
fucking son, bro. When Pentax did that, I thought this game was gonna be horrible.
Aging like fine wine, can't wait to taste these juices. Mods ban that guy.
How long do you think you're gonna live, Jinxy? Bro, I honestly have no idea, man. I'm just thankful
for every day that I wake up because tomorrow is never promised man so I'm
just grateful for every day that I wake up I have no idea how long I'm gonna live
for man I don't really think about that too much yo sir charge thank you so
fucking much man I genuinely love you W sir charge in the chat sir charge you
don't ever have to get to single panties in a stream just being in the stream it
is more than enough support W sir charge the chat fucking love you
You know, they do such a good job of feeling McKinney a veteran the eyes at time of penix. He started to his left
What did panic see right here?
This just looked like I mean Drake looked more open to be honest
What did penix even see penix he started to his left
So now loving company
I'm being told that Ken is watching me
Ken is watching me right now. Is Ken streaming? Okay, chat. We're gonna call Ken because it's
late as fuck for him and we're gonna we're gonna call Ken and we're gonna
react to this game after Ken gets off. Let's get classy. Let me call Ken on Discord.
I'm going to call Ken.
Let's get a W, Ken, in here.
Yo!
Ken, what the fuck is up, Buttercup?
What up, Judyblood?
Okay. Yo, is your um, what is your like sleep schedule like right now, man?
I like to be in bed at like 11, you know, maybe 12. Um, but it's like 2 50 a.m. right now.
Um, did you drink a coffee? Did you shower? Maybe a cold shower?
I'm not going to lie. I, this is not something I normally do. And I haven't done this in ages, but I did have a beer earlier.
Wait, are you the kind of guy can where a beer wakes you up or tires you?
They like made me tired and now I'm like back up again.
You know what I mean?
Because I got that notification like, oh, Jimmy's messaged me and I get this like warm
feeling.
Okay.
Yo, bro, I texted you at 207, which was my bad.
I should have texted you earlier.
I just cultured 100.
Whoa.
I want to slowly touch you.
All right.
Turn off TTS, Jesus, mute that shit.
Hi, guys.
Ken, I texted you at 2.07 a.m.
Or no, 2.07 p.m., technically a.m. for you.
You up.
You responded, daddy's in bed.
Yo, Ken, I don't, do you think we're like
banging or something, bro?
Daddy was in bed, it's simple as that.
Okay, yo, what, okay, what is the plan for today?
What's the objective of this?
Like I'm low key, low in medals.
I think I'm 10, I think I'm washed.
All right, let's see, let me get Clash up.
I didn't even know you were, are you an Ultimate Champion?
Yeah, so I got Ultimate Champion two days ago.
I'm at 1600 medals, my win percentage is like 57%.
I'm gonna be honest, Ken, like I feel like
I'm losing my touch a little bit, bro.
Like do you have any like broken decks or anything?
Well, like, how can you have the touch like now when you didn't have it before kind of thing, you know what I'm saying?
True, okay, okay, fair. I just think like my touch is slightly worse than it was.
Okay, let's see where you're at. So, ooh. Wait, 1600?
Where are you at? Oh my god, you already at 2000? God.
I'm not that I'm not that high though. I'm not gonna lie. This is not that like
There's people like 3k now. Yeah, but those guys are like pros man. Those guys are like pros
What are you playing?
Dude, I've been playing giant graveyard. I was playing the I was playing the broken fat minion, but I think they nerfed him
What about you? I
I've just been making my own dicks man filling around with them on ranked. I'm gonna keep it a stack
I've been playing like balloon and hero tombstone and shit
Can I actually forget that you're like really good at clash bro? I sort of forget that sometimes man
Why do you why do you forget because your cat like you sort of just meme around a lot actually?
Bro, how did you get a number five royal tournament finish like were you on like catamines? How did you do that?
I don't know man, let's put it this way, I wasn't seeing any girls and that hasn't changed.
I've said this to my chat many times bro, you either feel the touch of a woman or you
feel the touch of champion and the choice is yours bro, you can apply this to any game.
Jack, you either feel the touch of a woman or you feel the touch of the highest rank
in the game.
Can I get a reason?
Speaking of which, speaking of which, have you been feeling the touch of any woman?
woman yes so can I yeah I have a girlfriend bro my chat says it's AI my
chat says it's who's the nice young man but no I actually have like a lady you're
not one of us bro you're not a real clash off if you feel the touch of a
woman you're not a real clasher are you serious cat bro I'm gonna be a single
clash until I die. I'm chewing up by the way. Okay, so should we try to get like, I don't
know, 10 wins in a row or just sort of just dick around? Because that's not happening.
I don't know. I, yeah, we could try. We could, we could stream until one of us, what 10 is
in like five each. 10 is in five each, like you win, I win, you win, I win, you win, I
win. Vines. I thought that card got nerfed. Yeah, I don't know. Have you ever seen Vines
Have you seen like my balloon freeze-dick that I used to play or?
No, I've seen you. You I saw you did a video on hog rider curse zap. Oh
Yeah, that shit was peak man until everything else became really really broken like so like have you seen what the matter is
It's like chud minion like goblin style and fucking. Oh you call him the chud minion
Yeah
We can't call him. Oh wait, okay. I actually forgot. I thought the phoenix
Targeted him. I just called him the fat minion chat. What is he called again the minion giant?
Okay, I'm actually fucked
All right, so this guy, but you know what jidla let me like lock in you just tell me what's been going on lately
Like you know what's been going on your life. I know like you're a pretty cool guy
and
I just want to know like what's been going on with you. You know what I mean?
Are you like are you saying that you're gonna lose this battle in a sense or do you feel I?
Feel like I've got this shit on block. I just want to know what's going on in your personal life
Like what's going on? She had the details with bro in the chat. I'm good. I'm chilling like dude tomorrow's my birthday
That's big. I'm gonna be 25 tomorrow morning
Hey
Congrats man. Wait Ken. How old are you?
I'm 25
Oh my God, so we're both gonna be unks status simultaneously?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, thanks for reminding me about that, man.
Well, I mean, when do you become unks?
No, actually, you know what? Don't even tell me that.
Tell me when, like, what's been going on?
Like, give me a rundown.
What is a day in the life of you even look like?
I'm sure people would want to know that.
Well, here's the first thing, guys.
Like, to touch on the age thing,
Ken, you're not an unk. I'm not an unk.
Chat age is just a mindset let let and now okay don't quote
All right, come on
I'm just saying I'm saying like
Bro, if you think you're old you're old man if you think you're old you're old
If you think you're young you're young bro. My mindset is just day to day like I feel good, bro
You know what I'm saying chat. Can I get a beat to it on this?
But no, bro my day to day is just bro. I wake up in the morning
I hang out I stream it in the daytime and then in the night time I just hang out though. That's all I really do
Yeah, sounds um sounds like a movie, man
Wait so Ken it would you say this battle is lost or one in this exact position as soon as it gets to triple
It's I don't know why this guy is fucking me in the ass
because he's just gonna go dark goblin princess like you can see how much fun
this is to play like it's just constant spam also you don't have arrows or
anything when you have vines I guess but like I got vines and bar barrel to be
fair but I don't know man when it gets to triple and they start going princess
dark goblin fucking ice spirit cannons like there's just no way I don't think
he has a big spell though. He does not. He has no damage dealing spells. Fuck it. This
is for the culture. Is that thing good? Is that big lady good? I think Tim Queen is broken.
If you check her stats, it's like not even close. She's fucked. Look how much damage
she does as well. Unfortunately, Triple's about to hit, so I think I'm cooked. And my
guys gonna spam another dock over another cannon another ice spirit please
please connect please please you get bomb damage though not bad kid and hit
the princess sorry not bad on I mean Ken you're older than me bro and I'm
oldest rock I'm oldest balls dude okay wait you messed up oh it's over bro like
I think the only way I win this is by not taking warbreaker damage and not taking any damage.
Wait, there's 20 seconds though. There's 20 seconds.
Oh no. Oh no.
Perfectly kind of on the barrel.
No, the princess!
Yes! Yeah, oh my god! Just a bit! Just, I don't know.
Do your thing!
Oh my god!
Oh no, I fucked it.
say your spell for the left the right the right
and the right
AHHHHHHHHHHH
You were winning for four minutes
Oh my god did he just hit you with a good game?
Yo by the way don't say good game
There's nothing more toxic than good game
If you win a game of Clash
silently take your medals and leave
Don't tell me about it
Don't tell me I played good
That shit's condescending a spock
No, I'm not saying age is just a mindset in the sense of being Sean Diddy Colms.
I'm saying age is a mindset in the- I'm just gonna stop talking about it.
Alright.
You're up little bruh.
Okay.
Did they nerf the Chad Minion?
By the way, did he get nerfed?
Yeah, they did like a mid-season balance change.
So Chad Minion, fucking heroized Swizzid, Goblin Stein got nerfed.
So Ken.
You would change about my deck. It's evo witch hero boulder
evo snow minions giant graveyard arrows darts anything you would change should I throw in a furnace should I?
Well, you're still playing giant graveyard
Bro, yes, but this is like my bread and butter. I
Thought you said you were playing like a bow like variant the one you used to play like back in the day
Yeah, I could try that I could try that deck out here. Let me give it a whirl. Let me give it a twirl
I'm going to use my OG deck.
Is hero or evo knight better probably or hero?
Probably evo knight right?
Evo knight or hero knight?
I don't even know bro.
I fucking this game is brain rot.
Just put in all the broken cards and you'll be fine.
What are the broken cards right now Ken?
Let me go to TV rail.
Mother witch.
Fucking evo e-babs.
here I swizzed.
Evo battle ram.
Golden night.
You know, I just click randomize day can go in man.
You want me to randomize my deck at 1600 metals?
Or just play, just play on giant graveyard.
Well, hold up.
Let me hear this, Ken, this is my OG deck.
What do you think right here?
This is it.
This is my, this is my,
this is the deck I used for like six years
when I was a kid.
Was no graveyard.
Oh, you're right.
Wait.
Oh, there's no night.
That's why there's no night.
Wait, should I put in a night
instead of a night school, let me think?
Bro, but I feel like instead of Inferno Tower,
I should do mini pack.
Am I tweaking for that?
You just gotta go in, man.
You just gotta go in.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Chat this looks this looks like such a good deck. Wait, what about inferno dragon instead of inferno tower Kenny?
What do you think about that?
Bro, you're no help at all. Jesus. All right. Let me kill. Let me kill. Come on. Come on. I'll try mini packer
I'll try mini packer. Ken, if you were a card in class by the way, which card would you be?
probably like golden night or one of the handsome ones. Do you reckon you'd be like the bowler?
I mean probably bro that's the thing I'm closest to. If I like a bowler and that's gonna hit my tower.
So you can focus, do you reckon you can focus on the game and like tell me about what's going on
in your life? Because that's like what I really want to know. Like you know clash is secondary for
for me. For me it's all about like, you know, what's going on with you now? I think that's
what everyone really wants to know.
Uh, Chad, do you guys want to know about my personal life?
Yes. Yeah, yeah. Tell us about your personal life.
I'm going to try to do both simultaneously. Okay, by the way, watch this. Sweet. Okay.
if I put that packer down earlier. No, but dude, I've been good, bro. It's just, oh,
oh, I already lost. Wow. How did I lose so fast? How did I already, ah!
Listen, Squirt. So what's been going on with you? Like, you, you wake up, you probably have a morning
frappuccino, and then you probably like, you still going to the gym?
No, but I've been going on walks. I go on, I normally go on morning walks, dude. Uh, normally
in the mornings I hang out with my girlfriend I'll go on a walk and then
I'll stream in the daytime and then in the night I'll hang out with my girlfriend
that's normally really odd idea what about you can I'm just yeah like I mean
no way let's I want to hear more about yours so why did you give up the gym
okay I didn't give up the gym I just like you know what I'm saying like I was
Bro, cuz it hurts, bro. Like, that hits tower. Nice. It's just cuz it hurts.
What do you mean it hurts?
Uh, bro, try lifting weight. It hurts. Like, I don't know.
You can't be serious. You quit the gym because it hurts.
Bro, yes! What?
Oh my god, please.
You quit the gym because it hurts.
Wait, Ken. Watch this, by the way. This guy's dead in the water.
He's worried about the right. Look at the left. He has no fireball for the minions.
I really should have gave out of the right the hell am I doing please yes go go go
What I should have gave out of the right nine. I'm gonna okay hold up
You can't get mother with get ready for the greatest comeback of all time
He just sold that was the worst okay, that was the worst thing he could have did and it's dead
We're gonna get a big push over here. Here we go. Oh
oh my god he's gonna fuck no he's gonna try to fuck no no
and it's over listen bro sorry but the magic culture is the most cock way to do
damage ever like that is so cocky you're just gonna put it out the fucking
brand to you siri it listen to squeak up all right listen up okay I'm gonna go in
right now I'm gonna win again and you're gonna tell me why you quit the gym
pretend it's like an English essay like you have to give me a long answer I don't
want to hear this because it hurts like what's the real reason you quit you owe
that trust bro I don't know man normally when I'm not streaming I like to just
chill and sit on my ass I don't really want to go to the gym but dude I'm still
like well I go on walks like I've been healthy you know what I'm saying I still
on walks. What happened to you man? Last time I spoke to you, you were like a
clasher, you were like single, you're going to the gym, now you got a girlfriend.
You don't go to the gym, you go on these walks. Yo Ken, are you good? Like bro, is
me? Dude Ken, is me having a girlfriend like upsetting you? Are you like, what
is this bro? Can you see what it's done to you? What? Not going to the gym? Are you
Are you serious?
Ken, I was never really a gym goer anyways, bro.
I just remember you were like preaching people
and you were like, chat, like you need to go to the gym
because like, you know what I mean?
That's good for you.
Like teach your discipline, it's healthy.
And now you're like, it's too hard.
I got a girlfriend.
It hurts.
Bro, listen man, you're right.
Like Ken, you're dead on the money dude.
It's just, I'm not saying that I'm,
Bro, I'm not saying that I'm like, correct, but dude, normally when I get off my stream
there's an NFL game happening, I sit back and I crack open a beer and I watch an NFL
game.
I've just been chilling, man, but I'm sure I will revisit the gym.
You know what I mean?
I'm not even focusing on this game because just hearing what you're saying is like bringing
tears to my eyes.
Jinxie, let me be your hip thrust machine.
Yeah, that could be a band for sure.
That's gotta be bandable.
Yo Ken, do any of your viewers ever like, I don't know, fantasize about you banging them?
Squeaker, come on. What are we talking about here? Come on.
This guy just told me to be his hip, he'll be my hip thrust machine.
Like, what the fuck is that?
Giddy, giddy, giddy.
Ken, are you going over the chair?
Yes man, I'm back.
I took like a little period off and I'm not gonna lie, I lost myself, you know, I started becoming weak.
I started like becoming lazy, complacent.
And now I'm back and I realize, you know, like, you need to do that shit, man.
I'm telling you, trust me, man. It's important.
Chad, is Ken right here?
I don't know. I think you're right, bro. I'm sorry. Like, you know what, Ken? Maybe I will get in the gym, bro.
After this conversation.
Get the cap.
Just complete cap.
By the way, it's a really fun matchup.
Even more, the Hero Eyes for the Drill School.
It's probably got five more as well.
Wait, I forgot what I was going to say.
God, what was I, what were you just saying?
You should go to the gym, work out, work on your health.
Oh!
Get inspiration for millions.
Yes, I will do that, I promise.
Um, Ken, I wanted to ask you about your YouTube membership price.
I saw you doing a YouTube membership.
Actually, that reminds me, you know, we should do.
Yes.
We should do a one be one and like whoever loses, like, I'll, if I lose, I get
five subs to your chat.
If you lose, you give me five members on YouTube, but five subs to my
status, 25 bucks and five members to your YouTube is like, I think four grand.
No, I changed it trust like it's a good price.
What is the current membership price, Ken?
We'll just say whatever it last was, but I updated it so it's not like it's really cool
now, you get me?
This is actually fucked, man.
Literally just fucked me in the asshole.
Bro's playing Hero Ice Wizard Minions Mortar.
Has the meta changed at all or is it kind of just like the same spammy shit?
I don't even know if there's been like a meadow where things have been pleasant like I'm gonna be honest like I don't even know
If like there's ever been a good yeah, this is a this is one where you just put the fries in the bag. I think like
Bro that ability is just destroying the balloon
Because the balloon has to cross the bridge to get to the tower and there's no way for you to get rid of the ability
Yeah, I'm fireball. Gitch
So, Ken, I have a feeling we're going to go like 0 and 20 tonight, to be honest with you.
We just got to get the rust off, get into our rhythm, you know what I mean?
Like the stream's just started, we haven't spoken in, well, we have spoken off stream
to be fair.
Chad, what's the most broken deck you can use?
What is the most broken deck in Clash Royale right now?
Like I just want to be a supreme loser, like they're just complete losers.
What's the most broken deck?
If I'm going to be honest, go to TV Rail, like go to Ultimate Champion, just scroll, and then go to Pompeo's opponent.
I think that's the most broken dick right now. Where? Just keep scrolling.
His name starts with 91, then it's Chinese characters on the left. I think that's the most broken.
91 Chinese characters right here right here this guy yeah I think that's the
best stick in the game really it has only arrows I know but all the cards are
broken like it's crazy why do you think so it's just like I thought the ghosts
got nerfed though no didn't the ghost get nerfed Ronan got buffed Evo Rams
Fox bandits annoying golden nights got like a secret buff. It's annoying or even girls broken. Do you like rich spam?
Bro
Way back in the day. I'm talking like do you remember the the 21 challenge in like
2018 or something?
Yeah, is that when you play bridge spam? Yes. That was when I played I played a bridge spam with inferno dragon
Poison zap goblins bats bandit with like a battle ram and I got about when I got 20 wins
That was fucking ages ago, dude.
All right, I'll try this.
I have to upgrade the bandit, though.
Can I just booster?
I have boost, thank God.
All right, let's go.
Yeah, you got it, man.
Ken, what are your thoughts on the current state of the game?
Do you think they've made good updates?
I feel like they kind of have low key.
You should have played last season, man.
Last season was peak, not biased at all.
Wasn't that literally your season?
Kind of.
I mean, it was like a mix of two, basically.
But yeah, it was like chaos the whole time.
You like chaos, right?
Dude, chaos is like the best thing they've added
in years, in my opinion.
I think chaos is so good.
I should have played last season, man.
She was peak.
I'm definitely gonna ban with that.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, she dodged the ghost.
Yo, she's so insane.
Oh my God.
So with this deck, can I just kind of spam whatever?
like it doesn't like just kind of put stuff down.
I think like, yeah, just fucking spam.
I think it's just based on like how your opponent plays.
I think he's got RG, but I could be wrong.
Do I have a tank killer for the RG or is it just a Ronin?
Is the Ronin a tank killer?
Oh, this actually might be a hot match up for you to be fair.
Oh no, because the Ronin can't parry the RG.
I don't think I have a counter for this.
I mean, you have to take some damage and counter push,
I think he's got Hunter how's he gonna stop this wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
oh my god oh that was not bad wait a minute hold up nice rodents fuck day yo rodents insane
yeah it's crazy cuz you can just drop it down a pack I it was just like half like kill half
thing, and it can attack another unit.
It's fucked up.
I'm going to go all night at the back.
Bro, I also feel like, um, which one am I going to call it?
I feel like the furnace is kind of underrated, too.
Yeah, the furnace is nasty.
Isn't it?
It's not evoked in this.
It's weird, because did you see they nerfed all the spirits and stuff?
Yeah, I saw they can no longer connect with the tower, right?
Oh, no, I have go to night, level 15.
I didn't even realize.
Yeah.
It's weird that they nerf spirits and furnace got better.
Cause I think they like buffed it somehow.
I feel like the best thing I could do to this guy is literally just counter.
Like just counter with spam once he goes in.
This is gonna be a crazy push.
You've been getting into clash this season though?
Yeah, it's the first season where I've actually like actually like played played.
Oh god, wait what do I do here?
Ronin EWITZ I guess?
Well, I'm about to go in on the...
I want to use my...
Wait a minute, hold on.
This is good.
This is good.
This is good, Ken.
This is good, Ken.
This is good, Ken.
This is good, Ken.
For the Skellies yet!
Nice.
Oh, I got completely shot down.
Wait.
Maybe I'm just going to keep spamming him.
just gonna keep spamming him.
Jidla, how good is your ability to like, talk and play? Like, do you think you can't
melt Strasco need to like, lock in on the game?
Ah, it depends. If I'm talking about charge! Yes, if I'm talking about what I'm doing,
it's a little bit better. He's gonna fireball this. But if I'm like, if I'm literally talking
about random subjects. I can't battle. And please daddy daddy. Nice. All right, first
win. Finally, the tables are turning. There we go. And it was with this deck you gave
me. Let's go. I mean, it seems pretty busted. Bro, I just feel like with that deck, it's
so good because it's hard to actually make a bad play because all the cards you just
get positive elixir trades. Yeah, do you reckon I run it as well? Dude, honestly,
yeah. I think you should. I mean, bro, because it's like, what's the downside in
popping your golden night ability? No downside. What's the downside in banding
the bridge? No downside. What's the downside in royal ghosting the bridge? No
downside. I mean, I guess a battle ram, but like, once it's evo, it's so good.
like it's so strong yeah you're so after every game thanks man I'll try it right now I'm not
gonna lie I'll probably get dick down but I'm gonna lock in so we keep the streak alive that's
one win yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe we could get to 10 bro yeah I might have to actually
focus these guys are not fun to play against wait rivers GG where is this clan from is this
Is this climb Brazilian, I think, Chad?
Or am I tweaking?
Ooh, we wasted his ability there.
How did you, like, how do you even...
I just know that the stick is broken, but, like, I don't really know how to play it.
Like, I guess it's just based on...
I look at Ronin, man.
Like, do I go in here? I don't know. I guess.
There's the rodent parry like throwables like the eggs here does have to be melee doesn't have to melee
Really, oh
What does it what sir?
Does the rodent have to be getting melee to parry it or can it melee throwables like an executioner acts?
No, it's some things that are hitting it parries them
How did I do so much damage?
Okay, that makes sense because bro, okay that makes sense can because the monk it would just be the monk then on steroids
Yeah, that was a dumb question
Yeah, yeah, so it's actually opposite of the monk then because the monk only can't parrys like throwables
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dude look at Ronan here
like it's like that's insane if one shot of the e-barb and it's still live for the hog
right no hits like even e-bots hog push that's insane
ken how much damage does the ronin do when it's not parrying like it's normal
out is it pretty good like is it strong or not really i think i think it's pretty strong yeah
it's like fast tanky strong as the parry ability it's so fucked right now like i don't even know
I don't even know if this dick would be, here's the thing though, like I don't even know what's going on with the game to be honest, like I've been doing a lot of yapping recently.
Art Queen the bridge, this guy's desperate for damage, oh my god.
What have you been up to? What have you been training?
Dude, I've been playing League of Legends, but I need to honestly take a break from that game, like that game's gonna, I'm gonna lose my mind playing that game.
Yeah, I've heard like League of Legends is meant to like be really toxic or something
It is the most toxic game. I've ever played like it's it's honestly not even close
I think it's the most toxic game in the world
Besides maybe rust, but I can't really speak for rust
I've heard rust is really toxic, but I've never had a rust in but League of Legends in my personal experience
Is the most toxic game ever played? It's actually disgusting
bro because
your team I could explain this like if I play rainbow in my teammate one of my
teammates goes like oh and nine it's like yeah he's oh and nine and that sucks
but it like it's still a 5v5 whatever like I can still use him as like a UAV if
he dies right that makes sense right in league if your teammate goes oh and
nine he's basically just oh and nine so he's out of the game he can do no damage
because he has no gold, no items, he's behind,
and he created a hydrogen bomb on the other team.
That's the problem.
Because if somebody, if like, you're playing League
and your top laner goes 0 and 9,
and then they have a Garen who's 9 and 0,
he's gonna have all the gold, all the items,
and then he's gonna come for your whole team
and cut everybody's head off.
That's why the game is so miserable,
because you can actually just lose
with no control sometimes.
It's you're saying that in rainbow when you when your teammate dies
He becomes a UAV for the other teams. They can see where your team is
Not literally a UAV
But like if you're a smart player and you're playing rainbow and your teammate dies on blue stairs
You know there's an enemy around blue stairs and it's not like the way I describe it
It's like if my teammate dies in rainbow
It's not like he's making the enemy team stronger in league if your teammate dies
He's making the enemy team stronger. Do you know what I mean?
So you have to be like you have to play like really conservative like conservatively and like a team in in league
Otherwise you'll fuck. It's not even really conservative. It's just like
If your teammate goes 0-9 in league like you're you're probably gonna lose the game probably because the guy who's fighting is gonna be so strong
You're not gonna be able to kill him. Do you really mean?
Yes, that's why people crash out cuz they're like oh my god
Yeah, like I wanna yes, so
So, and it's also just nobody, nobody takes like, nobody takes any blame for anything,
myself included, there's no sense of accountability, myself included, I gotta quit, bro.
Like, and also I think the deeper I get into the game, the more depressed I'm gonna be,
to be honest.
So, that's the central reason that League of Legends community is so toxic, because
everyone crashes out, their teammates being shipped because it buffs the opponent's team.
That is the whole reason why you think that League of Legends is so awesome.
And people are just toxic like the game is just toxic, bro
The only game I've heard that is more toxic than league is which I'm gonna call it Russ. That's it
That's the only game I've heard that's more toxic
Wait Russ is like I'm quite peaceful man. I thought Ross was like a really chill game
You just like have a raft or something that's rough that is raft rust is a game where
You get it. I don't know much about it
My brother and cousin played rust a lot but like in rust basically you
Have a base and there's these things called wipes where like you play rust for a week or two weeks
And then the server white which essentially a wipe just means the game is resetting
And you're on a new server, but like people will invade you a big thing is like if you
go to sleep people will invade you because they wait for you to go to sleep like the game
is just bred for you to be as much of a degenerate as humanly possible to put it like long story
short.
Right.
Okay.
Like the game is designed for you to.
Oh God.
I think I'm dead.
No.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, no!
Bro, I just don't really have a tank killer for the golem, like...
Yeah. Yeah, you kinda have to pressure well, I think.
I think what it's gonna come down to is the next time he golems, I have to just do an all-in, never-ending push.
Okay.
Here we go.
Ooh.
He's got mini-pack and E-bobs, keep that in mind.
I just have to- oh my god.
I have to do, like, some huge push.
Maybe we can get on tower? Oh God.
Oh, okay, good luck. Remember he's probably got Evo E-bob, so...
Saved the Ronin, probably, yeah.
Jige, I think I'm dead here, kind of, I'm gonna be honest.
Bro, I don't know what I did wrong. I was winning so well. What did I do wrong?
Harry?
Honestly, you had that shit until we started yapping about Rust and shit.
No, but it was like, I was winning.
What did I fuck up on?
Yeah, laugh it up, you fucking pussy.
What did I mess up on?
I don't know.
I feel like it was pretty close and then you just lost second, you know, you had that shit.
You know, I think it was my EWIS.
I also didn't have a tank killer, but a better player would have won that.
Bro, I shouldn't have EWIS into the mini pack as the last stitch after to keep my tower alive.
I should have sacked my tower, put the E was behind and then develop the bigger
push.
Cause then I would have had the E was supporting.
Shit off.
You're the guy I just hate when they like laugh.
It's like, bro.
I mean, you're sitting here like you didn't work for the win.
You work for the win, buddy.
I know how it feels man.
1100 clash vids.
I've, uh, I've experienced my fair share of pain.
Ken, what was your favorite, um, what was your favorite like year of class?
you have one or like era of the game. That's a good question. I'm actually about to get
fucked here I think by like giant. Bro you just got a perfect hit. Dude did you see the
interaction you just got though with that furnace that was so good. Okay watch this
shit first of all. Wait Ken. Oh my god he outplayed the fuck out of me. No that's that's
That's fair play
Bro has played against this dick so many times. He knew exactly now. That's bad. You know what?
That was well played
So can he knew you were gonna run in and then predictively did the giant punch?
And the crazy thing about that prediction is like the Ronin couldn't even spawn in because when it spawns in it
Snipes the mini pack up, but he didn't even give it that chance. Oh, man
I'm sorry, Kenny. That was unlucky
I think this one's a wrap man.
Okay maybe not.
Furnace is gonna do like a, Furnace can do a lot of damage.
Yo, good pressure on the left bro.
I don't think he has much elixir Ken.
Oh god that's such a bailout card though.
This is such a, this is so cheap.
Yeah it's not over but that was a thousand IQ out play I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't even think about this, but what do we have a 100% win rate? Oh, no, no, besides the Golem game. We are
Bro, can we've won two games between the two of us and we've lost
Four our win rates like 33%
I still don't understand these minions that here at the evo
Fuck man
Lockhand brah this is gonna be oh god
He might try and, no he's not going to uppercut yet because there's no need for me to play
Brandon.
Go with this, now he can go minion ward unfortunately.
So I guess I'll go with Furnace and then, oh yeah, honestly I think, wait, wait, wait,
hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, jump, yes, oh my god, please, no, the arrows don't let
it charge.
wait wait oh it's so painful and he's emoting all right we're getting the
fucking you know I mean getting the dust off you got this shit I'm bringing
out my bread and butter here it's like it's like 3 30 a.m. so I'm like I know
I'm clicking on you know what I mean it is weird to think that you're literally
on an opposite time zone of me like literally if it's 2 p.m. for me it's
2am for you. Ken, what is the witch now by the way? I don't understand this card. She
like stops healing at a certain point.
Yeah, so I think like the first wave she spawns heals her and the other ones don't, but the
first waves heal her a lot.
I'm just, dude, because I've seen her like tank lightnings now and I don't really understand
the card. I'm going to go furnace though, because like furnace is just cheaper and better.
So you're playing giant.
I'm playing giant graveyard with furnace instead that dude that was um
That was my best deck ever like the entrance of the bed the best that I was with when furnace was like strong
But it was actually after he got nerf
Right so what's been going on since like?
There's lots of water early
So last time we streamed you were we were doing like dating apps or some shit
that I don't know, probably like, minecraft maybe.
That was like, a year ago, a year and a half ago.
So then you went on an arc and decided to play
every game on the planet.
Is that what happened, pretty much?
I played, wait, let me pop this.
I played Rocket League, and then I played League of Legends,
and then I'm still playing League,
and I'm still kind of playing Rocket League,
and I've been playing Rainbow a lot too.
But now I'm kind of getting back into Clash.
I'm sort of just going wherever my penis takes me.
That was a lot of damage on the left, by the way.
I'm popping this.
Okay, the Hero Boulder is so good, dude.
I love the Hero Boulder.
Well, I played CS too for a little bit.
That was fun.
I was just asked.
So it's CS, Rocket League, League of Legends,
Flash, Valorant.
A Valorant?
I genuinely don't like Valorant.
I like CS.
I genuinely don't like Valorant.
What's wrong with that one I just spawn in I think this guy's AFK I spawn in
There's a dragon spitting on me. There's a frog and nutting on my face. There's a dog who runs around and bites me
There's a guy who shoots a
Virtual bow and arrow through a wall and then scans me
It's literally like ability slop for the first 30 seconds
whereas CS is like pure grenade flash smoke guns.
That's it.
And then people are like, well, why do you like Siege?
Why do you like Siege?
The thing about Siege though is like, I can spawn in
and I can kind of play at my own pace.
I can clear this out.
I can clear that out.
I can push this room, push this staircase, whatever.
Vatterant, you spawn in.
The maps are way smaller.
The engagements are way faster.
It's literally just ability, ability, ability, ability,
ability fight and my gun skills horrible because I played controller games for 10 years so
I don't have any gun skill and I just kill.
So CS I like more though.
I do like CS, I still say I'm not good at CS though.
But I like CS.
That's Oni's game right?
CS?
It's Oni's, CS Oni's best game do you think?
All right, it's time for redemption by the way here I
Can't fuck up back to back same matchup
The thing is I think Odae mainly. Oh my god. It's the same deck. It's the same deck. That's what I mean
That's what I mean. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. Yeah, it's only a second
Nice he was wow those clean. That was very clean again. I was terrified of the ability there. Yep. Yeah
You had PTSD from the last game
Exactly. Bro the Ronin has way more health than it looks like he does because he's a tiny troop but he's actually so tanky.
Alright he's fucked man. I would love to just push off a bunch of trophies with this shit man. That would be so good.
I'm gonna try to push up trophies with the only deck I'm gonna...
But yeah what else is being going on? So you've been playing different games? Anything interesting like off stream or is that like...
Dude, honestly, NFL season has been rolling around.
You're not going to give a fuck about this.
But I joined a fantasy football league of a bunch of creators, and I'm actually doing
really good in it.
And all of them are fantasy football creators, and I'm not.
And I'm doing really good.
So that's kind of cool.
I've been locked in on that.
Let's go, baby.
Wait, is it public?
Yeah, it's all on YouTube.
It's all on YouTube.
It's really fun.
That y'all.
Flock League, eh?
Is that my drill?
Dude, it's very similar to EPL.
It's basically EPL, but NFL, basically.
Wait, this might be dumb.
But yeah, I've just been getting in.
I've watched a lot of football.
That's about it, to be honest.
Right.
I think I just threw, by the way.
Yeah, I just threw.
I didn't expect him to be a mini-pecker in the back.
I
Think I need to play a little bit more defensive
Yeah, I mean it is double elixir
Just thought because it's brish spam like you brish spam. That was so well played of him on the giant punch
Wow, it's weird because this the giant is
And now he's gonna go scarring he waited I was good patience, but wait a minute
hold up if you spamming I think now huge oh wait I forgot your tower still up
Jesus I didn't realize
can you ignore the mini P I think you can I think you can oh no you can that
was like a second off sorry back to us you got it are you gonna play giant
I'm gonna play this with the fur. I'm just gonna play this with the fur.
So what's the plan man? What's coming up for Jidla? Are you going to be back on Clash?
Are you back on Valorant?
Uh, oh god. Oh, oh, oh, I'm playing a chun.
Number Nufas played there!
Uh, I'm just going wherever the wind takes me bro. I mean, I've been liking Clash lately.
I've been enjoying it. I've been having fun on it. Like, I've been playing ranked a lot.
I feel like I'm washed though. I want to get back up to my prime of getting to like over 2,000 medals
Hmm the good old days, eh?
Yo, do you know that CRL World Finals is in like two months. It's in like November
Yeah, it's in China man. It's gonna be it's gonna be interesting. Are you gonna watch that?
I mean apparently it's gonna be at like literally three in the morning
So I don't I'll probably I don't I'll probably watch the VODs after I might I don't know
This has to be an instance in a ball.
Ejack, get off of me!
Yes!
He lost!
He just ran out of licks, he lost!
What?
Okay, the problem now though is he's going to have Evo Ewis and if I push into that,
I lose.
You got this shit, man.
I don't know, I think, wait, did you say Evo Ewis?
Evo Ej, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I think he's playing, um, he's probably got Freeze as well, and Bola.
I'm going to get my Evo first as fast as possible. I think he's going to go Evo...
Oh, God.
And Freeze, I'm pretty sure.
Okay, he's going to E-jag the bridge, and then Balloon with it, I think.
He doesn't have Lumberjack yet.
Leaked, I didn't leak anything. I don't even know about...
Wait, what was the leak, guys?
I said, because I said, Evo, Emoose.
Roll that.
I want to furnish this, but I have to eat this.
I need to save it for the next one.
I need to save it for this.
You might have freeze.
Okay.
But now I win the game because he has no Evo E drag.
Evo furnishes here.
Good luck defending this, pal.
Good luck.
Nice.
If he e-drags.
But it's not Ebo though.
It's going to die.
It's going to die.
Giant's on.
Come on!
What?
Wait, back freeze.
You see that?
That's GG.
I'm going to go in on the right, because I don't really
think I can defend the left anyways.
I want him to commit right now.
Yes.
OK.
Yes, what a idiot.
Now I go in.
As long as I do it, if I get three crowns, there's no way.
I'm gonna go late minions guards to support. I have to snowball this
I might have lost can not surely not you got it, man
Can can no bra can
You got some shit
No, I don't have anything for this snowball. I need to get to it
Oh my god, what a game!
What a game!
Let's fucking go.
Oh my god.
I need to walk in.
Wait, Ken, I'm going to go tinkle really quick.
I'm going to go tinkle.
If you start aspectate though, if you start.
All right, let me get in.
Oh my god, what a win.
Thank god I had evils to know.
Alright, Jidla is on a bit of a kill streak right now.
As long as I'm not against Sparky Giant again, we're all good.
So I would like to also be on a kill streak.
Now Chat, I want to give you some context right now.
Both chats.
and Jidler have actually spoken like damn near weekly for a long time so we've
kind of already caught up we're not gonna lie and our time zones are really
fucked so it's awkward for us to stream because we're 12 hours apart and I'm like
Also, wait, I can just check.
So I'm like, it's like Ram Rider Lightning.
So I would love to win.
I just, it's, when I feel like when I play a dick that I haven't played with in ages,
it's hard to like think about your opponents while thinking about your own, because you
You don't even know your own dick well enough, you know what I mean?
Smash like if you can relate to that.
Oh my god.
He's got...
Okay, what's he playing?
So he's playing probably Pekka to be honest.
Pekka against Bridge spam.
So I have Ronin.
I think this is the reason why if you're going to play Bridge spam you may as well just play
the version I'm playing because if you're going to play Pekka and everyone's playing
Ronin, Bridge spam then it's like bruh.
have to play against Brennan with backup. That is the top one least enjoyable experience
of all time. Kenny, I'm back kitten. Welcome back, PipSqueak. Are you winning or losing?
Oh, Ty. Yeah, so he's playing, what, Lightning,
Ramrider. Yes, with the Evo Snow. Don't forget about that too.
What do you reckon is like the best time for me to attack ya?
With my battle ram I mean like the thing is he can't really get lightning value on you because all of your units are three or four
Alexa so he can't really get lightning value unless he gets a e-wiz and a furnace I guess
um, oh
Just give him a bit of lightning value though
Literally that's the only time you get lightning value though
I don't know I think you just do a lot of split pushes because he doesn't do he doesn't have like units to kite like he doesn't have
Skeletons or anything
But I don't know man. Oh, that was good. That was good. That was good. That was really good. That was really good
Little more little more little more. No, okay, that's fine now
You give vapes to miners what?
Can you say anything when I was gone? Okay, I
I was just saying that like we've talked a lot like off stream. Yep
We like caught up in shit, you know what I mean? Oh my god the rune just crashed down. I'm going on. What up Harry? What up?
I did
Wow
Bro, I think you hard countered just cuz of the packer like he can never really play it
It's not over yet to be fair
He talked about penis?
That's just not true.
JSN season ending injury, you're literally a loser for like manifesting that.
If he goes for, I guess I'll just, what, spam him and just, after that, and then you can
always just late Ronan.
snowball snowball so good against battle ram though he's gonna have a good
run ride account of course she has to be fair I think or he can't really is so
satisfying that actually turns me out a little bit oh god that's a big push he's
gonna try lightning shit ice can good high golden night to spread out there
like this is I think it's over
wow the package has got so much value Jesus Jesus wow you got to start
spamming the left yeah yeah you got to spam I don't know bro like
Yeah, I don't know man, I think a lot of people hate Britsbam and say it's no skill, but I
think Britsbam does take skill because you have to find windows of time when you can
actually go in.
And the biggest thing I struggle with Britsbam is like, I don't really know when's a good
time to go in.
Like if Riley plays Britspan, he always like perfectly pressures and shit.
I mean Riley can play anything though.
True, true, true. Yeah, he's a pro.
Yeah, it's like finding a window of opportunity to go in.
Chad, who in this shot actually plays Britspan?
I feel like there's definitely less skillful decks.
What should I play Jitlaw?
Dude, you could play a Ken classic deck if you want.
I don't want you to like lose your medals though just from trolling. Oh
God
What in the let it dash then guards back off the furnace now?
Is there a record of
Snowball, maybe not bad Boulder in the middle
Furnace low
That many pack I might oh
My god, I was so scary. I could giant with this. I think the game's over that executioner was so bad by him
I got it down.
Gage!
What the f-
I'm gonna wait for him to do a spell then probably go guards or minions.
Oh god.
I'm doing minions because that was all the elixir he has.
And then, yeah, that should be good.
I might just snowball the musketeer I think to get to the Eva.
Yep, not bad.
I'm actually on a little bit of a winning streak here.
Whoa!
Okay, good.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Come on boys!
even the tomatoes is red what is the tomatoes? What do you mean the tomatoes so you prefer
bonus or which bro which is more match up dependent because if they have a lightning
you just I'm telling you you literally just lose you can't the witches the witch or the
furnace is all your defense and lightning is so common the furnace is way more consistent
I'm gonna eat this and then do that.
It almost feels like unfair that you get to run like
Evo Furnace, Evo Snowball, and Hero Bola.
That's a lethal combo.
Dude, when... wait, this is gonna be...
This is gonna be like...
I feel like this is bad, but maybe it could be good if I get an arrows with everything.
I just wanna keep the Furnace alive as long as possible.
How did the eggs eat?
Wait, am I missing something?
What did the Eggsy just do, Ken? What was that?
Well, you can't lose to Midlatta Cycle. You got this.
Brother, but how did that hit my minions?
I just got fade-awayed.
Alright, I'm gonna go Giant.
That Eggsy's separated.
This is a good snowball, I reckon.
Not bad. We hit the Eggsy, the Ewhiz, and the tower.
You think I can get distracted?
good hit, giant, no
boulder in the middle, really good aero value
I can't really, I think I just have to boulder though
I can't really overspend on that, yeah the boulder's gonna get everything
bro the boulder is so broken
I think it's over, you just get so much elixir from that
you can just literally spam on the left, no consequence
this mini pack is brutally mogging the giant though
it doesn't even matter, it's just so much free elixir
Yeah, also, I have a maybe another hot take. I don't understand how eagle them players win
I don't because you just lose so much elixir. How is the eagle them even to work? I
Don't know. I guess it's just like you just got to go in at the most sweaty times and then
base, I think the thing is like you spend so much defending
That they never get the elixir if you know what I mean
By the way, do you think I should play bridge spam again or do you think I switched it up?
Because I've gone back to back to back elves with this switch it switch it
Do you reckon I should play what I was playing before?
I could try Hoglin Curse, should I try Hoglin Curse?
Yeah, try that, Siakos.
Bro, the first game you played a bad video,
you played against a skeleton army,
which was funny as shit.
I know, I fucking love Goblin Curse, man, it's so fun.
Would you say it's your favorite card ever?
Oh yeah, for sure.
I think mine is probably Boulder, I'm gonna be honest.
I've been using that in every deck for the past like 10 years.
tornado. You can't be serious. You want to stay in my life? How'd you know it's tornado
because he hesitated? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like the whole reason I made this one is
because goblin curse A and B because Evo Horde I think is just nasty man. Like if you can
get if you can find like any excuse to spam that shit down. It's a blessing man. You know
You know what? Oh, he's probably got a hero ice suit. I'm just gonna do it there.
Wait a minute.
Okay.
God, but King Tower, dude. King Tower being activated makes this like 30% harder. I'm not gonna lie.
That's gonna do so much damage to the hogs over the course of the game.
Yo, he's either using balloon freeze or graveyard freeze. Probably balloon freeze.
I'm pretty sure it's balloon.
Yeah.
It's got to be balloon actually because you wouldn't have tornado with without a baby dragon in a graveyard deck
You don't have tornado with that inferno
See if we can beat this this shit is just fun to play the problem is in a matchup like this
The goblin curse gets like no value because everything's a single unit. You know what I mean? Yep, oh, bro
Yeah, but dude curse app is so match up dependent does he have inferno yet or no?
I don't know, let me just get a stinky curse on his tower, show him what I'm made of.
I mean the thing is like curse slows now so like it can provide like some utility on defense but...
Wait, it does?
Yeah, I think it's slow. I don't think you'll kill tornadoes so I'm gonna go for this.
A little scary to be fair but look how much damage that is.
Oh that's clean.
This is scary, wait this is scary. If he goes, okay.
So watch the minion ward here.
I mean, that's kind of fun. No, so when they get hit they become invincible for how long? Oh
God ability that I think
What's the question wait, I feel like a few seconds I think we can that was like perfectly defended
I didn't freeze. That was the scary pop
Minions mounts of the border that's good value on the right and the minions get tower damage
He's definitely on balloon left surely
My death land me not at all
These guys tornado to
Yeah, I feel good for freeze
Not as terrifying Jesus Christ. It's a
So basically
You know what I can't switch lanes. I get all which they do this
I feel like he has so many good answers to hog.
Actually, I don't know how he's losing this.
Boulder's so good for hog and Lumberjack.
Look at the curse, Lord Man.
Look at that shit.
Yeah, I did not know the curse did that.
When was this implemented?
This string just got way better, man.
Why was I not playing this earlier?
Shit.
I was kidding.
Cheb, when did that get added?
Wait, what was the question?
I think a few months ago.
Oh no.
Oh no.
See, this is what he should have been doing.
Yo, okay, that was good fucking redirect there.
Did you get the dragon or zap it?
Ah, E-Dragon.
He's a good spirit.
Alright, he's gonna probably go for an eye-drag.
He's gonna probably go for a baby dragon.
Oh, this is just so much fun.
Fun. Yes, man. We're having fun if he keeps stacking the border. It's change can
Wait can't really freeze on attack. Oh now he can oh shit
That's game. Oh
My god nice
ability
Thousand damage
Christ is fucked.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, god!
No!
No!
Yes!
Ted, you're winning by 100!
You're winning by 100!
Halt it!
No.
Oh no.
He's going in.
He's going in.
He's going in.
Why?
Wait.
Lumberjack?
She's not being serious.
Wait, wait.
I
He said well play okay, this guy's evil. Yo, he said well played at the end of that kid
That was fun to be far you've got the most heartbreaking losses ever tonight, dude. Jesus
All right, hopefully I can just keep winning
I haven't got a nightmare matchup yet.
Yo, Ken, what is your most hated deck in the game ever, actually, ever to play against?
Fucking Bola, I-Drag, Tornado, Freeze, Luffa, Jag, Baby Dragon.
So literally the deck you just played or no?
Nah, probably on any...
I hate recruits.
Yep.
Oh god.
I'm trying to think about the best way to do this, snowball.
I okay I
Think recruits the lowest skill deck in the game
I don't mind playing against them because I hard counter them because I have Boulder and furnace or Boulder and the witch I
Think my most hated deck is just any of like those slop decks where it's like dark goblin wall breakers
Skeleton barrel where they can constantly attack you but all of their attacks are two to three elixir suspicious bush
like I actually like if you use like wall breakers scally barrels as vicious
bush like you actually should be punched in the face because you literally
just attack the whole time and you can't punish them because they're attacks of
two elixir so you hate like hyper bait shit hyper bait yes that's the word for
you hyper baits I hate hyper bait I feel like I could think about this what
What do you spell? Arrows and Snowballs, is it?
Yes, Arrows, Snowballs. Snowballs is going to count to that. Beautiful.
Dude, honestly? You should be fine when you go in for a graveyard.
The only things that he doesn't have that is like, everything does to Arrows except
Cannecart, Berserker, I think.
What's his last card? Is it Fireball? If it's Fireball, then his only count is
that he could rely on to your graveyard, uh, Berserker and Tenon Claw.
Everything else gets arid.
Like, see what i- Okay.
This is just disgusting.
I'm just gonna boulder the Scally Barrel, and I'm gonna go Minions.
He fireballs. One of the Minions lives.
This looks bad, but he just wasted his fireball.
So now, maybe I could Furnace.
I'm up a lot of Elixir.
I did eat a lot of damage, but I'm up a lot of Elixir from this.
He's gonna defend the Furnace, though.
Wait, is there a world where, okay, popsibility...
...arrows? Nah, he just lost. He has no elixir.
Guards, come on! Get the fuck on there!
Furnace is so good!
Ah, he defends somehow...
Wait, maybe a minion spam?
Oh, god...
I think you got the shit.
Because he uses Evo's Skeletar.
Really? It's just like...
AHHHHHHH!
I was not anticipating that to be honest with you. Wow the Rascals just killed my bowler. Oh my god. I might lose
Okay, I wanted to spend something on the boulder even if it's nothing like just suck fucking there we go. Oh
God, I don't know what I'm doing actually I should not have went in. I'm gonna arrow. I
Think I should have arrowed before wait. This is a boulder and a half. Okay. I can even snow. What's this? Oh
Oh that's nasty that's disgusting that's fucking gross
And he was a circle building all right no more Giants
I just want to grade out arrows dominion's you might fireball this
They're the minions you might not even minions
Yeah, I think yeah naked raider is the play for sure
Wait, guards of block maybe?
Yes!
Boulder to keep the furnace alive, beautiful.
We take down the furnace, also beautiful.
I think you're pushing off, but I'm pushing down then.
This is a giant tank, graveyard, oh god thank god it's a giant.
the back line. Giant up here. I'm going to eat the berserkers. Graveyard. Game time,
bitch. GG. Let's go, man! Yes! Let's go, baby! I'm doping up! Let's go, good luck.
Have you won your last three? Dude, let me check. I think three or four. One,
two, three, four, bro, four. Ever since I threw in the furnace.
Must be nice. Must be nice.
All right. I mean, to be fair, it's four in the morning.
Well, I don't know how you're actually even doing this.
I can't be on stream at four in the morning, bro.
I got it, man.
Huggling first this time.
Tracey doesn't have to win either.
Oh my God.
Okay, the timing of that actually could not have been any worse not exactly he has tornado
but he has it in his starting hand.
All right, so all he's using this wait, what is this again?
I thought it was a giant, but now you're right, you're right, it's a giant, it's a giant
with, um, yes, Evo XZ. Yep. Yep. Yep. Fuck it. Oh, this is what it is. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. That's, that's Naughty. To the bar. That's not bad. Let's take it. It's
not bad. That's not bad. He's got a building. He's got a tornado. We got a little bit of
chip damage. Evo Hordes cycled. Is this Riley? Yes. This is Australia and Riley. I'm gonna
I'll be wiling in.
Jinxie impregnate me.
Ball up right.
Did I actually, I might be able to get 2K medals.
If I keep playing kind of well,
I could maybe get 2K medals today,
which would be kind of sick.
So this guy's got two buildings and tornado.
That Preserver ability was so good.
Oh my God.
Nice, Kenny.
Wait, wait, so what's this guy playing?
He's got Giant Skeleton.
Giant Skeleton, Goblin Trill.
Evo at the Evo Tesla tornado. I don't know what his last card is. It could be a rocket. I'm not trolling
But that'd be too expensive, right?
Check this out!
I don't fucking know about this range anymore.
He's got two buildings in the tornado.
Oh, it might be a poison.
It might be a poison.
Yeah, this is terrifying.
okay well I have to play this at some point so now that time of the ride
giant scales and please fuck off oh no it's fine you're still ahead and
damage you're still ahead and damage barely I didn't lock in mad who the
What the fuck's going on? Brains are like slow mode right now.
There.
Oh my god.
So if I go for a high minion horde, he'll go for an executioner up high, so I can't do
that either.
Executioner is not the most fun to play right now.
Wow, that music got melted.
Okay
Well this game is so close yo Ken he has no big spells he actually needs tower damage to beat you his only spell is tornado
You could look at me just win
Not with drill bruh. Oh
Yeah, I kind of forgot drill sort of is like a its own
It plays that shit on my towel, I think you could win bro. This is gonna be close though Jesus
Come on Kenny.
Please kill it.
This is so painful man.
Why does he have executioner?
Please dash.
Dash.
Oh god.
Nice.
Not fucking bad kid.
Fucking bad kid
It's a lot of fun actually
Let's just do this. So what is your game plan Ken? What's inside the mind of Ken and triple Alexa?
Oh bad. I don't know. I don't know like
Do you have any ideas?
No, I mean hordes until I win the fact that you're splitting damage is kind of good because then he can't just stack eggs these in the back
Wait, he's fucked up that's those horrible. I guess tornado. There's so many bailout cars
can I don't know man how does that hit the tower at least fun of all time man
let's go with this and then I think it's her father oh I might have to change
day of the month in life.
Yeah, I can't win.
I mean, bro, I don't I feel like you're.
I just feel like I'm watching your game from your point of view,
and I don't really know how I would break through that.
He has a test.
OK, he had a Tesla for the Hog Rider.
He has a tornado.
He has XE for the minion horde.
I don't I don't know.
Can play like X-Bow or some shit. I don't even know what to say. I don't know what to say.
Okay, this guy's gonna be using Goblin Drill. I want to drill you, really.
All right, Gilly, I'm gonna piss. You got this. All right. One second. Guarantee this guy's using Goblin Drill.
And Bastful. Dude, what are the odds I get 2k medals, chat? What are the odds?
Don't say 0% just to be an absolute ass.
Holy furnace interaction, love to see it!
I feel like this would be a horrible bolder ability.
Who uses the Rune Giant?
Like what is- Bro, this is a-
Chat, what is the Rune Giant's purpose?
Wait a minute, hold up.
I can actually bolder ability for the Tetsu-Lok.
We gotta hit the LP even better, even better, guards, oh my god, yes!
Wait, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, oh no, the rune giant's so tanky.
Wait, is she though?
Bad Skellies, he's skelling into the border rock.
Graveyard, he has no elixir.
Chenning has no elixir.
Let's go, man!
That's another dump!
Man, that's another dump.
Tower, sweet.
But I'm actually locked.
I don't know what to say.
Guys, I'm in fucking flow state right now.
Brother, the stack just feels insane.
Dude, I feel like you can get so many good bridge battles with this.
Yeah, what's going on?
I'm playing against the most interesting human being I've ever played in my life.
He's using Rune Giant with Chud Giant or Chud Minion.
Does Arrows kill this?
Right.
Right.
Okay, thank God.
Oh, welcome to the meta, by the way, bro.
It's a lot of fun, isn't it?
This is like, unironically, one of the best digs.
So, okay.
I don't want-
Hey, Jimmy, did you know I'm married to the Rune Giant and the Lore?
Well, I was literally asking like who actually plays Rune Giant and then I saw somebody say
Ken.
No, but like she's my wife, like in the lore of the game.
Yeah, that's what I wanted.
Ah, I can furnace.
Yeah, so is this in the Clash Royale like Prophecy?
Yeah, like in the universe, man, like me and me and Rune Giant, offed out, Berserkie.
This bush is gigantic.
Yeah, GG, bro.
You're dead in the water.
I'm gonna save Snowball for the other tower because I don't want to be an idiot and forget
about that but yeah I mean bro it's just come on it's like bro when I win the
bridge battle it's fucking over I just gotta get those good interactions with
the minions and the furnace I really do think the furnace is the best card for
this because it's just my deck is so much cheaper and then I don't lose to the
lightning cut nice shitty another win
then that's five in a row five in a row I'm on five losses right now tell me
What do I do with switch trophies right now? Yeah, we actually are we're still up at 200
What do I what do I do Jidla? Okay, Ken, I'm gonna give you a deck. All right from TV rail, okay
Is your penis over or under one inch
Ken
I was gonna say your penis is under one inch. You can use recruits or if your penis is about two inches
You can use this which looks disgusting
It's literally hog 2.6. But instead of the hog 2.6. It's the chud giant. How much of a chud are you feeling like?
You want to play chud point six?
Chud, doesn't that look broken though? It's just hog 2.6 with a minion giant
Is that what jack best is playing?
Yeah, he's number 200 in the earth top 200 in the world by the way you might want to give it a shot
Have you played this?
No, it's he's not hero must all right. Let's give it a cry track shut point takes like I feel like what could go wrong with that day
Fuck it. Why not?
Let's see. It's gonna be a movie. That's all over
Why do you love this mode you've been using this mode for like a year now?
I don't know, he should stop.
Hang on man, let me lock in, I've lost like five games.
Oh, the jitty! He did the jitty!
Wait, which one is the jitty? Which one?
Don't play dumb and cute now.
Wait, shit, I can't get off the email screen.
This one?
Alright, he's walking through.
Wait, what is the jitty? This one? The tits?
Yeah, Licky knows, man, he knows.
Yeah, that was Licky Mode that you, like, ragebed me with.
rage baited me with okay that's already tower damage yeah this card is fucking
stupid it's a hog buddy flies and has more health all right this guy in the
chat spamming over and over and over again rich elite guy doesn't read chat
bro I'm talking to Ken you dickface we can I mean why did you take 2000 damage
I don't know, bro. I fucking because I fucking suck at this game. That's why I what the fuck is going on
I think it's just 4 a.m. And you're playing a deck that needs micro interactions to be locked to be honest tbh
How much want to bet against like oh his fireball
I'm actually like I'm botting out, bro. I'm fucking bothered
Honability would get there because we got the scientists in the chud giant should lie just what do we do man? What do we do?
can just lock in kitten do you think there's any way I can come back from
this um I'm gonna be honest with this exact deck now that's just like with this
exact deck I don't I feel like your deck is supposed to slowly whittle them out
of the game if you're down three can't stage right
wait no no you're such a vile pig thanks guys appreciate it
wait a minute you say so much damage on the left connect connect connect switch
okay can I actually do see the light at the end of the tunnel I'm building
Shysa
Tunnels talk man, it's really dark fuck it. We need to do something drastic
He's gonna pop the ability brah
Can I feel like you're doing good kitten it was just the one interaction at the star
It's Ivo
I don't know, okay.
Wait a minute, he adds two fireballs.
Do I just put the fries in the bag, be honest with me.
Yeah, I did, I'm not the man I thought I was.
That's the saddest part.
Ken, this is like turning into like depression, bro. What the fuck?
I'm starting to get like... you got this, Ken.
I don't know, good luck. It's not the thing I know about this.
Oh, god. Well, Fireball doesn't win in the game. He needs two more Fireballs.
I think I got this shit, Jidler. You think I got this shit?
You think one Chudminion burp at a time? I'm taking his towel?
He needs two fireballs. I mean, don't throw in the towel yet.
He could always, like, lag out or bot out.
Oh, god, the musky, the musky, the musky, the musky.
Jilani never playing that shit again.
Bro, he's burping in my face, dude.
John Pork dead at 43. Thanks for telling me, man.
That's the saddest thing I've had all week.
Chat, I don't want to be that guy to like burst your bubble.
Jump work's not real, chat. I'm sorry.
Jump work's not real. It's an internet meme, dude.
It's not fucking dead.
Wait, how did that?
I'm so confused.
More lights in the chat. We need a win, bro.
More, what do I play?
Please.
You should do the play like...
Oh, wait, can't watch this.
Try not to come challenge. Oh
So I just got eight elixir for three. I'm dining the back every day of the week
Jack try not to nut challenge impossible. I just got a goblin barrel and a million orbit one set of heroes. Oh
Now you're gonna watch out for the evo man. She's nasty
Wait perfect furnace timing I'm just getting lucky today. I think class is like half skill half luck to BH
Oh, of course he has a fucking inferno tower.
It's fine though.
I'm gonna snowball and get something out of this.
Minions, get on their minions!
Get on their minions!
Go!
Be great!
Be great!
Yeah, that's like a thousand damage.
It's like 2,000, 3,000.
Sweet!
We eat the berserker.
We answer the princess with guards,
and we save the arrows for the minion horse, my profitability.
I'm sitting here like geeked at 4 AM,
and I'm like, look at the minion horse.
Sweet!
Okay, that's gonna be a lot of damage. He's got a minion on top of the Volta's head here.
Ooh, Bat's scar me, I reckon. Maybe he's getting to his Eva.
Okay, Arrows in Silly. How long is this cooldown? Asking for a friend. Asking for a friend.
Oh, no, I guess. You absolute cuck! You absolute cuck! What?!
Ken, what are his spells?
Freeze Brace is playing it.
No, but what else? Does he have anything else?
The balloon barrel. I don't know.
Maybe arrows, maybe... I'll fucking know his burst.
Hear me out. He has Inferno Tower, so we rip this, predict Skarmi.
Smeeeeee! Not bad.
Arrows! Guards go! Guards go! Please!
What?
What?
No, it doesn't matter.
All right, all right, no, you got this.
You genuinely got this.
You've got enough time to build one big push from near the back.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
This, you have to take the tower here.
And then you can, I reckon you win if you take this tower.
Okay, lock in.
So remember, you just got a winning board.
And that card apparently.
Oh nice bowler baby. There it is. You have to arrow.
Please! God! Go Scali! Go there you go!
No! I lost! No!
Ken, I fucking... dude it was just them... ah.
Once he froze I shouldn't have defended it because then I was down Alexa and it didn't even matter.
Ha!
All right, Giddy, what did Marlite tell me what I should play like I can play the highest skill deck in the world at four in the morning
Just play like what is it minor rocket or something?
Float that play minor rocket you reckon chat. What's the highest skill deck in the world? Just play that at 4 a.m
Alex circle 2.6 Expo ice bow ice bow
Wait, wait, my light said play ruin giant minion honor. Yeah ruin minion giant little Prince Tesla
Didn't you just play against that? Well, I'll tell you the exact deck right now. It's alright
Rune Giant, Little Prince.
Wait, wait, wait, slow down.
Okay, your evos are Evo Tesla, Evo Scali's, Little Prince.
Then you have Minion Giant, Poisoned Rune Giant, E-Spirit, Barbarian Barrel.
I think I've completed the dig.
Wait, so the evos are Tesla?
And Scali's.
And Scali's.
And Scali's.
Yes.
champion is little prince yes which for what is this shit how do you even play
this did he get back to the crack let's try it let's see what happens let's get
a bit crazy bad a little bit about better which act did they help you get a boss
did he get a boss yeah now when it moves like for a little bit it maintains its
charge do you know I'm saying you know how it like even if it would stutter oh
Oh, it's minor not chud? No, it's chud.
Punk speedmans dick. Wait, apparently juicy got top ten with this stack, I think. Did you see the top ten with this stack?
And bashful.
Uh...
Okay.
I'm not gonna lie, this is really goofy.
like what the hell another mortar what the hell he
can you're playing against all the cock decks at least i'm playing against creative people
like minion horde freeze i mean i don't even know how it's meant to defend that mine in my hand
was tesla poison chud minion and ruin giant i guess i just go for it he's gonna put the the
oh wait he has a miner maybe he doesn't have uh what the fuck
Wait, what's he played?
She's lucky.
Okay.
Evil Mortar, Fireball, Barbarian Barrel, Minor, Skeletons, and Evil Minion Horde.
What's this?
No idea what the plan is here, but let's go for Little Prince.
I know Little Prince is my last favorite card.
Future King over here.
I don't know why.
Future King over here.
I guess it's pretty broken.
get a lot of body from it. Wait, so you go ruin giant because it's good with the little
prince and then you spam a shot and then you win? Is that how it works? Yeah, looks like
it. Hey, first win, let's go. You're right, look at his breakage. No, I outplayed him,
I'm gonna get him live.
He had no way to surf that out, Ken?
Yeah, I could have put his pants down there, bro.
Or I have no option to leave the game.
Wait, your deck looks insane, dude.
Oh!
Oh, God.
That part is all scary.
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
No, we're fine.
Alright.
Ken, nice beat, Ken. Nice beat.
Let's go, let's go, outplayed, outskilled, see you in the lobby.
So Ken, what is your exact record after that win?
Life's good again.
We don't have to do this, bro.
Come on, come on.
Doing it for the fan.
All right, I'll tell you, man.
It's one in five.
No, but you won another game, right?
Oh, it's two and five.
Wait, I feel like you played more.
What's this new sweet thing?
I don't know, dude.
I just I heard it on TikTok and I haven't been able to get out of my head yet.
Sweet.
All right. Yeah.
W. Mohamed like, yeah, bro.
What? So what is is what happens is that you play a fucking ruined
giant and a minion giant and then they just just connect.
Oh my God.
Don't go for the Scottish.
Don't go for the Scottish.
Wait.
Splash.
Sweep.
You see like that's a good boat.
How did that not splash?
How did that not splash?
Sweep.
Sweep.
Oh I'm lost.
Well let's just let it stand next to the tower.
Sweep.
Okay.
Let's see if I can win an interaction here at the brrrrrrrrrrr.
Wait a minute, holy snowball.
Wait a minute. Holy snowball.
Holy snowball.
And I hate that card so much.
I think the Royal Dildo reads the most underrated card in the game.
It gets so much value, dude.
Yeah.
Okay, let me lock it here.
Jafar, 17-under medals.
I feel like I've reached that point where I'm like a little bit delirious now, you know what I mean?
Yeah, we can...
Ken, we can call it a tune and then play again in like a week if you want.
I just know it's like it's just like everything's funny now. You know what I mean? Like everything's just funny.
Like have you reached the point to where you're so tired that you have energy?
Nah, it's just like everything's funny now. Like shit's a movie around here.
Nice, I got the jump on that.
Okay, now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna let this come up.
Dreaming or? This is actually-
Ability. Now.
Then we go guards to keep him alive.
He wasted mini-packa, he has no way of killing my giant, BOLTER gets a fucking throw on the musky!
Minions on the back doors, bad Skelly's placement, is this guy a toddler, and he gets bailed out by the delivery.
Alright. He put his Skellies into the BOLTER role, but it doesn't even mat weight.
I'm grave ready with this, this guy has no one like sir.
I'm gonna snowball to keep the BOLTER alive as long as pu-
SWEEN!
Alright, I'm gonna have to earn this down here.
All right, wow he predicted the border. What a Chad
Right you got the shit. What an absolute Chad
As long as you kill his mini P. Can I'm gonna be honest with you? I don't think I got this lock. Okay, sweet wait border line up
But he missed the fuck he missed the Bible hold up a giant
He's got me back guys have any back
Yeah, but hold up. This is a graveyard that mortars dad on arrival. This is a graveyard. He has no Alexa
Hope that's gone for nice mother of God
Bro, I just feel like I cannot break through on this guy my god. I can't get in oh
Sweet is a jujitsu Kaisen reference
Do you know that Jidla are you a lot gone? No, I just heard it on tiktok
Yo roll please.
Uh, Bota are you high?
Oh this guy is such a loser. He's gonna go manyp on this.
So I'm not really focusing on the game. I should be I just like lost my mind over this shit.
Mm-hmm.
Now you got it, bro. You fucking got it.
Okay, we got out the Evo mortar with no damage.
That's good.
You just have to take care of the mini pack on you in the game.
Like that's it.
We're gonna ability.
He's gonna go mini pack out.
We're gonna go guards.
Mortar's alive.
Giant.
Giant.
Come on.
You cannot kill the giant.
Please.
Now you guys mortar and then delivery.
Wait.
What?
We put the evil self for the monsty come on!
And those super ex-gallies!
Fuck!
Right, that's GG, surely.
All you have to do is not choke.
Thanks, champ.
No, you do.
You do have to get another connection to be fair.
Sorry.
Oh my god, no way.
How?
Take a little hit.
Bro, but how?
All right, you have to get a giant graveyard in this next 30 seconds.
I actually don't. I just need a crazy graveyard.
Just see the crazy graveyard. That's all I need.
I need a crazy graveyard.
And it's time to get crazy.
You have to go for it.
Yes, snowball minions, vulnerability.
It's your final log, so you got some spells.
fucking drop that shit don't let them order connect
Bro, I shouldn't have border ability. I should have had enough for snowball if I didn't
I shouldn't have border ability can oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god, I'm 6'7".
Me, me, me, me, me.
Okay, Ken, here's what I'll say.
The next time I lose, I'm getting off Clash.
Okay, fine, me too, man.
The next time I lose, getting off.
So now let's just wait for three hours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you need to go to sleep, Brad.
So what, five in the morning?
Yeah, tomorrow is just gone.
I was just wondering about that.
No, I'm playing more Lightstick.
Okay, but on the bright side, Ken,
at least you played at 5 in the morning on Clash
and lost 300 medals.
Unless you win!
Good East spirit, my god,
good East spirit, Kenny.
So, I guess everybody just used his mortar
until the end of time. This card has literally
never not been in the meta.
Yeah, has there ever been a time
Time where this hasn't been in the meta ever!
When? You're saying yes?
When?
You tell me chat!
When have you ever seen this card not in the meta?
I don't know how to play this shit bro, like...
You just fuckin...
Like, I don't know.
So he's playing Morta Minion Horde and I have Poisoned Chud Minion.
I'm guessing you have to play really aggressive because otherwise you have Chud Minion and
Ruin Giant just sitting in your hand at all times.
Oh bruh.
Wow, but Tesla's horrible for Morta because it doesn't even distract.
God.
I've never even thought about that.
Yeah.
I don't know if this is worth it because if you just go, he's got Evo Horde, but I do
have Evo Tesla.
are let's make a really bad play.
Oh my god, he's a little part of it.
Now surely.
If you go like now.
Oh, yeah.
OK, all right, it's looking really good right now.
Kind of think you're losing.
All right.
Ken, are you geeked?
What does that mean?
Ken, you should do a stream where...
Wait, Ken, have you ever been high before?
Never.
Or you should do a video, actually.
Called Geeked Class Rail.
Yeah?
That would be so geek.
Alright, do you do it together?
I mean, that's not a bad shout.
Check, did you imagine Geeked Class Rail?
Yes, you've lost the plot, man.
I
Geeked Clash
Well, I'm not trying to get can addicted I don't even smoke
I'm just saying like can addicted what about you?
What about Jimmy get Jimmy addicted bro? I can't really get addicted to weed. It's like it just scares me too much
I don't know wait. There's so bad interaction. You need to stop this now. Okay. There we go. I
Thought I'm gonna permanently get pigs for a minute there
What the fuck do I do? Do I just do this? Is this it? And then I just fucking go for this to the minion horde?
That's some really goody spirit. Bro, but the minion horde just...
I don't know what the fuck this shit is. He said thanks. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Ken, I have a crazy plan. What if you save your next Evo Tesla for your next...
You put that's not thank God you didn't do that
So
If the judge if the child gets three hits
this. Oh, shit. Bro, the goblin sign is so broken. Yo, the
meta just looks like goblin sign minion horde tbh. That's what
I'm getting from today's session. God to shoot up all
Nope, parabolic hit me.
Again, this is so fun.
Really fucking fun.
I'm about to try that fucking deck.
Yo send me the broken ass deck, that dude.
What is it again?
You wanna play my opponents or you wanna play mine?
Your opponents deck.
water wait slow down are you telling me I have to individually apply it but why
can't I just do all of the shards at the same time oh bro what the fuck is this I
can't just do all the shards okay what is it can you go many in order then what
What type of mortar Evo?
Evo mortar Evo minion Horde Goblin Stein.
I don't even know where the mortar is there it is.
Yeah, this looks like the best stack I've ever seen in my life.
Uh, God, how's the God, Canon car, mother witch, goblin gang, and then the spells are fireball, Bob now.
Mother witch, mother witch, gob gang, fireball, barbara, I'm not going to lose to this.
Come on.
You got it.
Mother witch.
Yep.
Fireball, barbara.
I'm going to boost the mother witch.
Okay, this looks like actually meta.
Most effective technique available, chat a little fun fact of what meta means.
Here we go.
I'm not geeked.
Send up.
I hardly know her.
So I'm just going to be every other cop and just put a mortar out the bridge.
Okay, so just the fact that this guy's using this card means he's probably gonna lose the
game.
Alright, you got it man.
He's probably playing Goblin Barrel, Log Bay.
And you've got Bob Barrel, you've got Fireball, you've got Mona, you've got the Chulabla,
Princess.
Alright, that's all dead.
Little Barbaral action over here.
Alright, Jidla, you know what you're up against.
It's just going to be classic log bait, right, with the...
He's a master baiter, bro.
He's a master baiter.
Which, apparently you're not anymore, hey?
Yeah, bro, I haven't gooned in like, I'm not even getting months.
I'm not even joking.
Dude, you're not even one of us anymore, man.
You're not one of us.
What do you mean one of you?
Like, do you just goon in Clashcash?
You just, you just, you're just not one of, you like, you'd get it.
You'd know if you're one of us, and you're not one of us.
You switched up.
Bald right pretty inferno with the gang
All right, I got a good off this shit. Oh my god, why am I even going for predictions?
Geek monopoly with Judy and friends
The monopoly board game
All right, what it's starting to get nervous cuz he just did that it
Okay, he logs. We have our goblin sign ability, most broken champion in the game. What are his spells, Captain?
My opinion, the only way he counters this is dot or in funner. Because he can zap his scottie.
Ooh, he let it. It doesn't matter. Don't use the ability.
Would have been better if a mother watched the bridge there, eh?
So, Inferno is your biggest op because you have Goblin Sign for the Scammy, you know what I mean?
Oh yeah, it's just the Inferno.
It's the Inferno and Dart, that's all you gotta worry about.
So I think you need to play your horde in the middle, you know what I mean?
Yes.
But don't let this process...
I'm gonna put it back.
Nice!
Ha, ha, ha!
That's good. Nice. Oh my god, the fucking skeletons.
Oh shit! Princess protection.
You got it? Nice.
Okay, this is gonna be incredibly hard to win this game.
My god, the broken whore. Bro, that card's so broken, oh my god.
Yeah, didn't write that mine ability.
I'm getting active. I'm getting active. Get some fireball chip. Not bad.
Just know there's there's thousands of people screaming your name picture an arena. I got
sitting in the middle of playing
they're all screaming jitty bro I'm
starting to should I go mortar
prediction minion or wait he's gonna
inferno watch this fucking oh god
come on jitty I just lost him no you
haven't that's a great mortar shell up
to the dark I don't okay right I'm sure
or you've got some plan here that way nice water connection wait you have to
keep you have to keep in mind he doesn't have a big spell so if you take the
damage leave you'll have to log in golden bar only so theoretically now you
can just defend you've got Bob about bro like you just have to not let his
gun barrel canette and you win because fireball you can finish it simple as that bro like that prediction come on boy
don't know watch this though fireball now you he lost he fully lost ability yes that's it yes
i actually jettie bro the stack is broken dude wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
well. It's good, Jitla. Yo, what attack? This deck is insane, dude. For real. Can't be a
super cock like me and use this. That looks ridiculous. Just copying my opponent's digs.
Literally. Now I'm gonna hit him with this. And that's fucking cool. Yo, I actually think
those are broken. The EVO menu order's broken. Jitla, look at the chat. They're all chanting
good name.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Brain dad boosted L no skill deck.
I mean you're not wrong but all anybody uses our brain dad like broken decks.
I don't think anybody uses fair decks in this game anymore.
Like what's the most honorable deck in flash minor rocket I guess minor poison.
I play against that once a month.
No.
Anyway, Jutla is do you want me to play this shit.
It's 4.0.
I was that was that heat.
I actually think this deck is insane.
I think it's so good.
Play it, we can't get off until one of us loses.
Okay?
Let's... Dominik?
Isn't this guy like, fucking good at the game?
Oh, you're playing.
This must be fake.
Oh, it's definitely not him.
Because even if Dominik had like an alt account,
there's no way it would be at 1,800 medals.
What are you trying to say?
I'm just saying like Dominik's like a pro.
I don't know, but like what are you trying to say?
Hmm.
Did he? He went real quiet all of a sudden.
I'm just saying, like, you got this, bro.
Oh, hero Berserky. Oh my god. Royal Delivery's so strong, man.
Oh, that's a fun question. Does she count or does Royal Delivery counter Evo Horde?
I actually don't know, because technically all the damage is at once, right?
Then I'm right. I'm clicking on my to my last two brain cells right now to win this shit. Oh
Wow
Wait, what am I playing it's fucking drill
Sam's almost back sweet guy playing drill drill snowball
Bro, this guy has you on vlog. He has royal delivery snowball and poison you may as well and furnace
He has like four million orders
Yo, if you're honest, you may as well not even use the minion art, Ken.
Woah!
Sweet!
No, I got this.
Wait, KanaCraft's alive, holy fucking shit.
Sweet!
Wait, the minions, the minions, they haven't even been invisible yet!
Yo, that's a lot of damage!
Okay, keep doing that, keep splitting the minions.
Sweet!
Alright, um, so, uh, okay, so he's playing Drill, and I've got Goblin Gang.
to spell poison. Poison, snowball, and royal delivery. You lit eight like bro you can't
minion horde. You have to split. You have to split minion horde. Sweet. Your only hope
can is to split your minion horde. I'm not even joking you. Yeah. If you stack a minion
already he's gonna get so much value let's see has no delivery I guess let's
have no delivery it's two of them and you survive not bad kid wait that mortar
nice too quick that's a hit mortar fade away sweet
sweet yo this is a good game cat I feel like you're playing lights out right now
Ken, are you playing on iPad or phone?
I'm playing on iPad, I'm playing on iPad.
Bro's an iPad, kid.
Nice.
Aw, bro.
Oh!
Did you see that shooting?
Did you get the furnace?
That was kind of clean.
Wait, Mortar, aw.
Bro, the delivery's the best card in the game now.
What?
Count as the minion
Well, that's good because the canikots gonna die and kind of defend the mortar for a couple seconds
He sold because the berserker went to melee what an idiot one more nice
Let's get the shadow here. Ken. I don't know how but you actually brought this back this matchups horrible for you. I think
Thank you for fucking truth Ken
It's not just not good for you kitten. Watch this
I'll be lucky. Oh
Shit wait, where's the fucking? I know it's dead. Wait, why don't I fireball? I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out
No, bro, I think you out. I think you outplayed the fuck out of this guy
Last two brain cells are my fucking strongest warriors
Bro, Ken, you brutally gapped him.
You just skill gapped.
Like skill gapped.
Alright.
On tower here?
Mortars on?
Nah, it's not gonna shoot though.
Look at the skill.
Brace it.
Gasp.
Wait.
Wait.
Ken, watch out for that.
Fire spirit.
Oh god.
Ken?
Ken?
Ken?
Ken?
Ken?
Ken?
Ken, Ken, all right, that is a good lesson to never play Clash at five in the morning.
You said bro, Ken, you said bro's getting desperate.
All right, Ken, I'm gonna get off Clash after that.
This game fucking sucks, Brian.
I cannot believe you got on Clash at five in the morning, dude.
I can't believe this.
Ken, we will reconvene on this, hopefully at a healthier hour for you.
Maybe I can live at like 12 so you can get on at midnight.
Jidla, I logged on today.
Just for you, right?
What was your record, wins and losses was?
And I went, lost, lost, win, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, win, lost, lost.
I've never played Clash of 3 AM.
Dude, I think I actually, I went seven and four, not bad kid.
All right, Ken, I will see you, I will see you soon, Ken.
We'll probably play next time at the earlier hour for your sleep.
Sweet.
All right, Ken, get some sleep, bro.
And yeah, peace out, man.
All right, Seaman.
Seaman, bro. WK in the chat.
Seaman.
I'm about to go tinkle chat. I'm about to go tinkle. I'm about to go tinkle guys
We're gonna watch this NFL game
We're gonna yap a little bit LARP a little bit and then and only then we're getting on no pixel potato
Let me go tinkle W Ken in the chat. Yeah, be guys
Let's watch this NFL game last night. We have so much to fucking yap about here. So much
to yap about. Oh, but I'm live on YouTube. Nine. Bro, then I have to end on YouTube.
Um, bro, I want to watch the highlights, but I'm going to end on YouTube chat.
What do I do?
Do I end on YouTube and then go back live for RP?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
And bro, we got it.
All right, YouTube, I'm going to end on YouTube.
I'm going to watch this NFL game on Twitch and then I'll be back in 30 minute YouTube 30 minute.
Okay, chat, let's watch this game, bro.
Packers Falcons highlights here, squee.
Tonight begins season number 70.
Literally, what do you mean, JSN is out?
You know, this guy keeps saying JSN is injured.
Yo, shut the fuck up.
Lambo Field in Green Bay, a shrine that hosts just 437 game on a beautiful evening as the
Green Bay Packers take the field.
But again by Jordan Love, and ready to go up against Michael Pennick.
Do a League of Legends push.
I'd rather literally dive headfirst into a semi-truck.
I would rather dive headfirst into a semi-truck right now.
Making his season debut and the Atlanta Falcons on Thursday Night Football.
Opening John, Pennick's is back!
The catch is made, that's going to be a first down and a lot more.
Dijon Robinson, desire Franklin has spent all of his career in Indianapolis until he got traded over this year.
Jett, is there a single human being that actually thought the Falcons would win this game?
Is there a single human being that actually thought the Falcons would win?
Makes the stop gate at 16.
Me tap. Tap.
Goal at the Green Bay, 49 yard line.
Panics in the pocket.
Panics going deep.
Low key kind of a dime from Panics.
Panics is incomplete.
Second attempt is Panics' surveys.
This though!
When this happened last night, I was like, oh my god, the Falcons are literally going to lose by 30.
Intercepting the 40 yard line.
watch McKinney here. You know, they do such a good job of feeling McKinney, a veteran,
the eyes at time of pinnix. He started to his left.
Bijon is the best player in the NFL. Problem with what you just said.
Every position in the NFL is so different and niche. You could say Bijon is the best
running back in the NFL, but dude, there's also like, you could make the case that like,
you know what I mean, defensive players, the best, you can make the case that Patrick
Sir Cain's the best player in the NFL. It all kind of just comes down to like what you value
Whoa also Tucker crap looked horrible last night dude. He had like three drops four drops
Bro swears he's a football fan, but watches the highlights instead of the actual game.
I'm going to ban you for an IQ of too low. I'm going to ban you for 14 days.
I literally ended my stream last night and watched every snap of this game for four hours.
What are you saying?
Thanks to the outside, he was open.
He was watching it with the.
My brother might be the dumbest shot I've ever read.
Pass is incomplete to the packer room over the.
Jaylon Hertz is the best quarterback right now.
So you think Jaylon Hertz is a better quarterback than like Josh Allen,
Lamar Jackson, Patrick Mahomes.
Just, hey man, you may as well just say you're from Philly.
I don't, I don't know what else to say, just say you're from Philly, bro.
What does it take on the Packers?
I think the Packers are in a really weird spot because last year the Packers had
Josh Jacobs, they had Wix, they had Dobbs, they had Jaden Reed, they had Golden,
They had Watson this year. They they're all gone besides Watson and Bolton
So I think also if Tucker Kraft keeps playing like shit like he did last night their offense is gonna be so deflated. Oh
Parsons is hurt too. Yeah, I think when Parsons gets healthy again, they'll be fine honestly
Because both the biggest problem with the game last night was they had no run stop like they could not stop the run
Hope to have him back in the next month, 3rd and 11th.
And it throws it in completely.
That was a meatball sub.
Brooks is the running back.
Love's going to go deep again, turning around,
and making the grab look inside.
That's my player.
That's my player, boy!
Bro, Matthew Gold is so underrated.
Dude, look at the concentration on this, bro.
Look at how hard of a catch this is.
That's going to go deep again, turning around and making the grab.
Brother, the fact that I have this guy as a flex
behind JSN and Drake London shows how insane my team is.
Inch sign went, outside, holds it in.
Matthew Golden.
He came across on Skymore.
That was him right there.
It opens up a one-on-one opportunity.
First down at 20.
Lloyd comes in as the running back.
Little fake on the sweep.
And he's back here to Lloyd.
He's got some room.
It takes him inside the 45 or 43 yard line.
Craton now wants to play.
Bip on personal five.
Defense hit the player out of bounds.
But yeah, it's also like I think with the Packers,
It sort of reminds me of like the Steelers of the NFC.
They're always good, they're never great,
they're never bad, they're never terrible,
they always have a winning record,
they always make the playoffs
and then they kind of just lose.
I don't know, man, the Packers are just always
kind of like a seven out of 10 team.
penalty automatic first down.
When it comes to Michael Parsons,
they need to kind of find their rhythm,
especially offensively.
And Josh shake him second down and four.
Love throws, that's caught.
And that's going to pick up the person here is tough as crap.
And I'm just so fucking happy, man.
Like, God, I want to win the Flotley so bad.
And it's just the fact that Golden went off last night and Drake went off last night.
It's just and it really does look like Golden's the primary target aside from Watson.
Like, bro, I feel like my team's insane.
First goal.
Also Lambo Stadium looks so cool like Lambo feel the stadium looks insane
It's a motion to watch the defense, watch Hughes 21, watch his movement inside, just
enough, now look at the communication.
What college did Christian Watson play at?
He's pretty nasty, bro.
With he and Bates, that motion affected their communication in use now, with Michael Kenich
center trying to get it out the cover nice freeze here for me and Ryan Robinson picks up nine
he's on Robinson sets up in the slot and that pass into traffic is incomplete yes it was weird
bro like panics came out first quarter it was rough then they established the run game and dude
Dude, Panic just started going off.
Is that not slightly lamicky?
I mean, come on, bro.
I actually feel bad for D-Tackles and DMs.
Like now they just get a touchdown out of that.
Huge break for Atlanta.
Their second and one took back to third and 11
after the ground is.
Perhaps they're going for the 40 yard line.
Three minutes to the end of the quarter.
First half breaking attack, down the sideline,
cutting back to the inside.
The John Robinson showing you why
he was early this season.
He's actually insane.
And then I remember watching this and I'm like, oh,
Bijan's gotta be tired from the 60 yard run, right?
This might be a fade to Drake London, right?
No, he just goes right back in.
The highest paid running back in the national football league.
She passed a few days later by Jameer Kidd.
Watch 89, Charlie Warner.
He has the key block along with London
who pushes out the Nixon.
And then once he gets out in that second and third level,
not only the elite speed,
But division and feel to be able to cut that back and continue to get yards.
One hundred and thirty eight players to second down and goal.
Give it to him.
Touch his back. Touch that.
Just like, bro, runs for 60 yards.
The thing about Bijan is like he is one of those running backs
and it's the same with Gibbs.
It looks like they have a two yard play and then it just kind of turns into 40 yards.
like he's I would actually argue he is the best running back in the NFL because if you take him
out of Atlanta they are literally horrible like he's all they fucking got
And they talk about him cutting back, perfect example again.
This time, number eight, off to our right, he and Drake wanted.
Watch this block.
Do you think it'll...
Chad, does anybody have Bijan on their fantasy team?
He's gonna go outside, but this is the field and the Bijan out.
Must be fucking nice.
Able to put his foot in the ground, get up.
And then the half to the end of the quarter, running back is Lloyd, rolling left, coming
back the other way, goes forward.
And right there to make the attack.
it up. I took JT.
at two you drafted Jonathan Taylor at the one oh two let me be in your league
twin to try to become that guy that could help you create some big play you
took Jonathan Taylor at the one oh two
This is Brian Robinson, and that's it for thousands, already 108 rushing yards.
That's tip, that incomplete.
Goes that way.
Yeah, then they started getting Drake in five.
That's me.
Drake, dude, Drake's in the offense now, baby.
Got me one.
me.
Second to nine.
Hold off a while.
Use the pass.
It's complete.
It's in there for Tucker Brandt that they've done here through the years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We had on.
Third to nine.
Get sent as he throws.
It's incomplete.
Goodbye.
Bro, there's a PI coming up here that pissed me the fuck off.
turning it back. Do you see this guy? How is that eight yards?
Drinking package. Making the cut. Dijon Robinson. How is that eight yards?
Wait, is he on good game?
He's looking again. Turns the corner again.
Brother, look at this guy!
Back in 23. Brian Robinson. Now in the game as the running back.
Here's Brian Robinson, and he gets taken down for a loss of a couple of movie second
downs.
Loving in motion, in the pocket throws, it's going to be a yard and a half, maybe two shy
of the first down.
And Fultz puts it through.
The Packers are trash, bro.
I feel like it's way too early in the season
to judge a team, to be honest.
On top of that, it's like, bro, it's the NFL.
All of these teams have a legitimate chance
of beating each other on any given night.
All of these teams have professional players.
Aside from the Dolphins, that's the one team
where I could see them going 0 and 17.
They have no quarterback, no offensive line,
no receiving core, no defense, whole new coaching staff,
and literally just a Vonnay chance.
Jets now the jet the jets are way better off than the dolphins bro that the dolphins actually might go 0 and 17
I'm not even kid. They've I don't see them winning a game if they lost to the it's maybe they could beat the jets
That pissed me off you don't even understand how fucking pissed I was
Matthew Golden had five points leading up into this play. Let's look at the separation he draws
This is at the bare minimum a 30 to 40 yard catch count the PBR five points
There's a legitimate chance this guy's falling to the floor number two on the Falcons
There's legitimate chances to touchdown. This could have been a 14 point play for me
But because it's pass interference, I get 0.0 points.
Do you guys not think moving forward in fantasy football?
They shouldn't just give you points for pass interference.
Is that not actually fucking stupid?
No. What?
Brother, my player is creating a game altering play where there's a legitimate chance of
him grabbing a touchdown and because Matthew Golden did such a good job of getting open,
he gets dragged to the floor and I get zero points for that.
Is that not at least, I mean maybe you could say they don't get points, but don't you agree
that that's kind of stupid?
You just get cucked.
And then you got interference coming very clearly, Golden.
Casting appearance, defense number 21.
The ball replaced that spot with a foul, automatic first down.
This is for you.
Look, bro, here's what I'm saying.
If my player gets PI on a 50 yard reception that
could have been a touchdown and could have won me the week,
literally that could have been 15 points right there.
Golden could have had 30 if he didn't get fouled there.
All I'm saying is like, sure, don't give him the full points.
give him like half the points, give him like half the yardage or something.
Like zero points is disgusting on that.
First pick of the NFL, good from 59 in Minnesota.
This was one.
It prevent Green Bay from tying his football.
190 yards of offense for the Falcons.
Pinnick's play-action, fire, strike to the 43 yard line for Pinnick's.
should the pick should the kicker get points for a blocked field goal wait are
you brain dead I'm not saying what do you think I'm saying I'm saying Matthew
Golden should receive points if he's being fouled on a touchdown play where
he's blowing coverage for 70 yards are you fucking brain dead you think I'm
saying the defense should get points for passive appearance are you five years
old? Why would I think that? I'm saying it's stupid as fuck if Matthew Golden has a 50-yard
reception which could win me the week and because he's so good at football, he gets dragged to the
ground by a cornerback and then I get zero points. That's lame as fuck. That's lame. You think I'm
saying the defense should get points of efforts? If you're actually that unintelligent, just leave
the stream.
As protection throws on, first down, London and Pitts, both to the right side, they send
Robinson in motion and Pinnock throws and it is generally caught by Hooper, Austin Hooper
through the score.
One throws and sideline that's incomplete.
Bro but I'm telling you Matthew Golden is going to be the most underrated player in
I got a fel this year like bro. He got targeted 12 times last night. That's my flex like
He wants points for something that didn't happen, LAATR.
You are the stupidest person I've ever met in my life.
I'm sorry if that's offending you, you're so fucking stupid, bro.
You realize if number two on the Falcons doesn't grab Matthew Golden's ankle, that is a 70-yard
touchdown with a reception, right?
Or are you literally three years old?
The shot by a yard.
I suspect it will throw it as they will.
And that passes out of the back of the end zone.
And it's a wall Robinson and it's his way.
There is no shoulders, picks up seven.
They have played very, very well against this Green Bay front
and created some seams to allow Robinson to be able to get off field
and get positive yards.
second and four again look at that sidestep look at that speed look at
there right now the Atlanta look at this dude like this was the tale of the
game run the ball for a hundred and seven look at this fucking move much
fun to see it's just poetry in motion he's already sprinting do you realize
how difficult this is to do I don't think people realize how impossible this
half of the running backs,
the NFL get tackled here to begin with.
Much fun is he's but look,
look at how he goes from joking
into a sprinting position in midair.
Just poetry and boom,
he's printing.
This guy's insane.
This guy's actually unreal.
So running game is great,
but he's given them a for passing game.
The defense has to think of both sides.
He liked that the other Robinson.
And the funny thing about the John Robinson.
That was blast.
That was blast.
And the Packers took a cramp for the slowdown
that man of pressure.
Change the tempo.
Quick pass.
And he fires that one.
I got a turn.
Watch him in motion.
I got a turn.
Setting up throwing, reaching up, making the cramp.
Bracken attack on Shadlam Johnson.
He goes down, down back into it.
I've been learning about him before my eyes.
That pass is deflected and incomplete.
Packers-O line is asked, is it actually?
Is the Packers-O line actually shit?
Under two minutes to play in the third.
Second down, ten, loves.
Dyser of Stavening is taken down from behind nicely by Cameron Thomas.
That was a salami sandwich.
Drake London!
Bro, I thought Drake London was a little bit faster though.
That should have been a T&E, man.
Turn 23 on the run, catch made, and he's starting to plenty and spun down.
Drake London again.
Dude, I know when I was playing Avery in the Flock League, he was just wanting to puke.
Like just complete garbage time, receptions.
Big night.
Back on three more.
to the packers have the worst offensive line in the league.
Are you serious?
Turns into a long game on the third down in 10 for 30.
Yeah, it's up!
Fourth and seven, and that's going to...
Well, and then you factor in the fact that Jordan loves not that mobile,
so like, he can't really get out of those shitty situations, so...
Yeah, I mean, if you have the worst storyline of the NFL,
they're probably gonna have a losing record this year, then.
Have a first down.
Who did they beat? Chad, who did the Packers beat, by the way?
In the hands of Sky Moore.
I missed it! I missed it! I was reading chat! Rewind this. My fucking daddy, Matthew Golden.
I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said,
I said before the game, I said this guy's underrated as shit.
But bro, listen, man, enough yapping, dude.
Let me just fucking show you guys
what I'm doing to Avery right now.
So, Jack, I want you to keep in mind,
I'm protected 160, shiisa.
I want you to keep in mind, I joined the league.
Actually, let's go all the way back
to the beginning of it all.
I text Mason on Twitter, hey, I wanna join this league,
I love fantasy football.
I love your guys' channel.
I've been watching for two years.
I joined the league.
I draft my team.
Half of the YouTube comments said I drafted a horrible team.
The other half of the YouTube comments said my team is good.
The other half said it's okay, right?
I joined the league.
I'm getting harassed by Sal immediately,
who was last year's league champion, right?
Saying like, oh, you suck, Jinxie, your team sucks.
You're an idiot.
If you're a make-a-wish kid for being in the league, I beat Sal, and then I beat Mason.
Now I'm playing Avery, who, year one of the Flock League, Avery was the champion, year
two it was Sal.
Guys, if I start this off 3-0, do you realize how insane this is?
If I start this off 3-0, I don't even know what to say.
Roman Mason made a trade.
What is it?
It's another horrible trade.
Rome never fails to surprise you with how little he knows about football.
Rome traded Kailan Black, who's probably the most valuable cuff in the NFL right now,
Brian Robinson, where Brian Robinson is literally useless. Like, if Bijan goes down, you don't
want any part of the Falcons offense. If Bijan gets hurt, Brian Robinson is fucking useless.
The only reason why the Falcons have an offense is because of Bijan. It's not because of Pentax,
London School, it's not because of Pentax, it's not because of their O-line, it's not because of their OC.
The thing is, Mason's smart and he knows Rome's an idiot, so Mason's gonna target Roman trades.
Brother, cuffing Bichon, it's like, that's like getting a Honda Civic to replace a Lamborghini
Aventador.
It's pointless.
Now, Klon Black, cuffing CMC is good.
CMC's way older, Klon Black's really young, and CMC's in a high-powered offense, where
Klon Black's in a high-powered offense.
when CMC got hurt in 2024? Bro, Jordan Mason was averaging 20 a game. It's not because
Jordan Mason's a 20 point back. It's because Kyle Shanahan's the truth. Literally. So,
Rome's an idiot. And oh, also another trade. What do you guys think of this trade? Rome
traded away Jeremiah Love for Tech McMillan. What do you think of that trade? Horrible,
Right? I mean, terrible trade.
Tepik Millen's not even the best wide receiver on Carolina.
It's fucking Jalen Coker.
Horrible trade.
Jeremiah Love is so much more upside than Ted.
With Ted, it's like best case scenario,
you're getting like a 14, 15 point average receiver.
With Jeremiah Love,
you could actually have a 20 point back in five weeks.
Literally, literally like,
Which i'm gonna call it though
But yeah boys, it's about to be rp time. It's about to be fucking rp time boys. It's about to be fucking rp time, man
Boggle stream wait, what happened in boggle stream?
The doctor tried to say drink water.
Tarpon Springs Update?
I went to Tarpon Springs and I don't want to say too much, but as soon as the cameras
down it was like a different atmosphere. Now I just went to the hospital and like they told me to drink water. I don't want you guys to like worry that I'm hurt.
Yeah dude that is a fucking crayon. That is a fucking sharpie crayon. What the fuck is that? Panthers have an easy schedule next weekend. Bryce Young is gonna cook. Yeah bro, Bryce Young is gonna cook.
Like, Bryce Young is him, I don't, the Panthers are him.
Bro, the Panthers were a playoff team last year
and you could argue they're gonna be better this year.
I mean, they might be a deep playoff team this year.
As for the NFC South, the Bucks are getting dead last
locked up after what I saw from the Falcons last night.
I mean, we got dead last on lock.
Look at our team, man.
Open two, Loof.
Falcons look okay. Like they don't really look good. The Saints look fine and the Panthers look great. I mean, I don't know
Gege
This shit is fries man
You said the 2026 games, where's the um?
China where's the recent games, eh?
But yeah, I think we're just getting dead last year wait, let me go back live on YouTube
Boys, are you ready for some no-pixel?
I'll read you some fucking no-pixel.
Today we're grinding.
Today we're grinding.
Not gonna lie, you're the definition of a lark, bro.
What am I larking about?
Bro, are people saying that I'm larking like what, the NFL?
Like dog.
I've been watching the NFL since I was four.
Hacks, take it if I give to you, W. Hacks in the chat.
You're stalling?
I'm not even stalling, bro.
I'm just celebrating that I'm literally
about to be three and O in a fancy football league.
And it's more of an underdog story
because everybody said I'm gonna get dead last in the league
and that I'm an idiot.
Bro, but it's honestly all just because of my daddy, JSN.
Like if I could, I would kiss Jay. Dude, if I ever met JSN, I would kiss him on the forehead.
You are my sunshine. Dude, if I'm redrafting in a fantasy football draft today,
and I have the 101 pick, I'm just getting JSN. I'm going to be honest with you,
bro. I'm just getting JSN. I'm fucking scooping JSN.
I'm getting JSN at the 101. I don't give a fuck. I don't care about Gibbs,
Bijan, give me JFN at the 101.
Ozzy with the red W, Ozzy in the chat.
He's the truth, man.
He's average in 40.
Do you think Todd Bowles is the problem?
I mean, I think it's stupid to just say a coach
is the only problem.
The Bucks have so many problems.
I think our defense is mediocre at best.
our offense definitely got worse since Mike Evans left.
I don't think Baker's playing the best football
he's played in the last three years with the Bucks.
But yeah, I think mainly Todd Bowles is just an idiot.
I think Todd Bowles is a horrible coach.
I think Todd Bowles is a terrible coach.
And I don't think things are gonna get better
until he gets fired.
Yo, Aussie with the Raid, W Aussie in the chat.
Aussie, I won't be able to watch tomorrow
because I'm going out with my family
for my birthday morning,
But I will be able to watch the grand final stay on the 27th.
Speed.
Super different points.
A Mechag Bucca regressed.
Dude, well, it's just the Bucs off.
I just regressed.
I think the Bucca's fine.
I think he's a good player.
I'm actually glad we got a Bucca, to be honest.
Do you think JSN for DJ Moore,
Kyren Williams and Jaylen Warren is a good trade?
If I'm receiving JSN, I would accept that at the speed of light.
If you're trading away those guys,
if you're trading away JSN,
that's the worst trade of all time.
Bro, you're getting DJ Moore who got hurt.
Jalen Warren, who's like cannon fodder,
and then Kyren Williams,
who barely gets red zone touches on the Rams as is,
is gonna get way less touchdowns
when Puka and Devonte are both playing.
That's the worst trade I've ever felt.
If somebody sent you that, they're literally just trying to fleece you.
You should never get rid of JSN there.
Yeah, JSN is wide receiver one, and I don't think it's close.
Like, I loved your March Ace.
I don't think your, the closest guy is probably Amenro to JSN for receivers
this year, or you could say Chase.
But I think JSN, the gap is just unreal.
I think he's too consistent.
You could never get rid of JSN.
JSN is probably the reason why you're 2-0. Do not trade in.
I mean, you could trade in, but like it has to be the right price.
Jaylin Warren, bag of chips. DJ Moore, slightly better bag of chips.
Kyren Williams, slightly better bag of chip. I mean, I just, it's a massive trade, bro.
Keep JSN.
Keep JSN. Keep JSN.
Yeah, DJ Moore got hurt, but you don't want to trade for a guy who just got injured.
Like that's normally, normally in the NFL, they're going to get re-injured nine times
out of ten.
Drop that OF Lil Bro.
I don't have an OF.
Should I trade Kyren Williams for Bucky Irving?
Ooh, that's actually a good question.
What would you do?
Would you trade Kyren or keep Bucky?
Or would you trade Bucky or keep Bucky?
Kyren Williams for Bucky.
I would rather have Kyren Williams because he's on a better offense.
I don't know though.
I feel like either side could win that trade, to be honest.
I feel like either side could win that trade.
Kyren's on a better offense though.
He's just Kyren's more likely to get touchdowns than Bucky.
Dude, I'm telling you, we look horrible.
The Bucks look the worst they've looked in years, bro.
In years, they look so bad.
We looked bad on the back end of last season,
and that's why I knew this season was gonna be a nightmare
because nothing changed, nothing changed.
We finished the season horrible,
and we didn't change anything.
Wait, what did this guy just say?
Yo I gave somebody Blake, Corum, Jaylen, Warren, Eddie, Pinheiro, and Jordan Love for
Josh Allen and Bijan.
Why are you guys trading kickers?
And why do you accept that?
Blake, Corum, Jaylen, Warren, and then two waiver players, Jordan Love and Eddie Pinheiro,
for Josh Allen and Bijan.
For you scammed the fuck out of him.
Good job.
If you did that in my league, I would veto it.
Bro, trading a kicker, are you serious?
Bro fell for the four for two?
He accepted that?
I mean, good job.
You scammed the hell out of him.
Start Lad McConkie or Quinn Sean Juddkin's at flex.
Lad McConkie, not even a question.
Ladner Conkey is way more likely to get a touchdown or just touches in general in Judkins.
You want no piece of the Cleveland Browns offense.
That scene is punting half the time.
I know they beat the Bucks.
Remember, we are terrible.
Who do the Browns play this week?
Who do the Browns play?
Puka Nakua.
Wait, this is the best question I've been asked.
Chat, what do you think of this?
Pukinakua for Chubba Hubbard and Parker Washington.
Parker Washington is a league winner.
The fact that you have Parker Washington is just,
I don't know actually what side you have.
Bro, also Hubbard is like a permanent starter in Carolina
because Brooks is out for six weeks.
I would probably take the Pukas side of that.
I have Hubbard, Washington and Lad.
Yeah, your team is kind of goaded, bro.
You need Lad to cook.
The problem, though, is the Chargers have,
I think, the hardest seven-game stretch in NFL history.
So that's gonna be the problem with the Chargers.
Look at the schedule.
I mean, I don't see them winning a single game.
The Chargers legitimately play the hardest seven games
I've ever seen in my life.
Should I trade JSN for a Mechag Buka?
If you're addicted to like marijuana and losing.
Do you think the best bet for the bucks
is to get a good draft?
Yeah, they should get Jeremiah Smith.
I want to go 0-17, but it's going to be hard
to compete with the dolphins.
The dolphins are going to be 0-17, man.
Denzel Boston or Quinchaun Judkins?
I don't really want either of those guys
because they play on the Browns, to be honest.
You're telling me you're going to play fantasy with the same guys for five years?
This is the largest load ever.
Jaylen, Koker, or Ladd at Flex?
Ladd's in a great matchup against the Bills.
I could see that game being a shootout.
Koker tweaked something in practice too.
I think he got injured.
But I don't know, Koker's playing the Browns.
I think Koker is more of a safe start, but Lad is more upside if they if it's like 40 to 30
Lamar Jackson for Devon HN it depends what type of league you're in are you in like a six passing touchdown league?
Dude, I think chat low key if you drafted a Chan this year, you kind of just lose fantasy.
I'm going to be honest.
Trapped in a Chan is a fucking nightmare this year because the Dolphins just cannot move
the ball.
And who the fuck wants it?
Who would trade for a Chan aside from an idiot?
Who would trade for a Chan?
Literally.
They can't get a first down.
They're just punching.
Yo, have I been queuing for five, like, 20 minutes?
If you can buy low, I guess, but like...
I feel like if you were to redraft in fantasy football today,
H-Hand would go in, like, the third round, or third or fourth round.
Not in the second round.
Oh, high-vives, it's full. Oh! Oh, my God, I'm in! Sweet!
Alright, so lock in. Enough by NFL. Lock in. Let me go tickle. Lock the fucking. Let's
go. Let's go, baby!
All right.
lock in and let's not get fucking banned. Let's have a good time, boys. Hey! Rent a
car for $200. Yo chat, if I have a car voucher, does that mean I can buy a car or
no? I'm talking like a beater. I'm not talking like a nice car. I hope you get
Thank you Lena, I appreciate it.
I can get a beater.
But Jack, to hold on to my car, would I have to like store it in an apartment or would it literally just auto spawn with me every time?
Or do you like call it in? How does it work?
It's a rental.
Oh, so in in RP, you can't like keep a car or can you?
If it's a rental, you can keep it got it got it got it
But how many are on the server at any given time like what is it max out at? What is the max capacity?
All right, boys, here's right where we left off today.
Ooh, it's nighttime.
I should probably start by,
should I call a goober to the rental,
to the car rental place?
I'm gonna call a goober to the car rental place I think
Wait, what is my phone again? It's P? Do I even have enough? Okay, what's the closest
car rental and not a bike rental this time? Is this a car rental or is that the bike rental
place you how do you full screen this bro I don't want to steal a car and get
arrested. I do not want to do that. Is this a rental? Try to type rental. Read T to unfold.
Bro, I mean, I can find the cars with the money signs, but what's a rental?
Middle, like maybe here?
South Rockford Drive?
Use your in-game map.
Why?
There's a hundred car rental places here.
I just need to know which one's a car rental and which one's not a bike rental.
the white car? Oh, you mean to use my map to differentiate what's what? Oh, auto shop?
auto premium deluxe motorsport where should I go do you think premium I don't
think I have money I have no money I have no money
Escaleras rentals oh my god this is so goaded then I can just find okay this
one's the closest to me escaleras rentals okay I'm gonna go there
is that it? Is that the one I pinged? Escalera Sorentos. Yeah, yeah, right there. Boom.
All right, that's the spot. South Rockford Hills. That is a rental. So now we can get
We can get a goober
Why is it not clicking oh there we go hell yeah book right
Yes, it's not gonna be a bike rental
Jack, why would I steal a car?
You guys say steal a car!
No!
No!
No!
You're going to get arrested!
No!
Or I cannot steal a car and be a law-abiding citizen and then not get arrested.
Hey, lard ass, just walk. Bro, what if I get shanked? What if I get shanked when I go for
the walk? That could easily happen. Come on, who's my goober driver? Come on. Who's my
Goober driver I
Could only hope so have eyes you want me to get shanked
Goober driver
Should I just oh my god. Oh, no, I don't try to cancel
Steal a car?
Fuck it, we gonna say that money. I'm gonna cancel and just steal a car
Sorry about that. Sorry, sir
Way better now check I'm gonna take this to the rental spot, okay
Oh my god it looks so pretty out here wow what a pretty night dude
Dude!
Bro, just an absolutely beautiful night, bro!
Oh my god!
Guys, I did it!
Escalera!
Rent a car!
Oh, I gotta find a better parking spot.
Let's remember, I'm a law abiding citizen.
good enough. Hello! Let me make the items a lot available. Can I eat really quick?
I need to get this food twin because I'm going to need this later.
Nice.
I got it.
So smart.
So intelligent.
Hey, how's it going?
Oh, that is not a real person minus one.
I'd like to rent low key the cheapest thing they got.
I mean, I got to save money.
In-git?
Let me get a in-git.
I'm feeling sleigh, so let me get it in pink.
Oh my god, my voucher.
Wait, wait, wait.
But how do I apply my voucher?
How do I apply that chat?
Oh my God.
There we go.
Sweet, sweet guys.
Nice guys.
I got the in get.
Wait, I should eat something else so I can pick up this other bag too.
Well, no, I don't want to.
I want to drop.
I mean, I guess I could like throw that there.
I need food.
Chad, does anybody think I can get rid of, you think?
What about a plastic surgery voucher?
Oh, God, something expired?
means this expired fuck. So chap should I are these all expired up here all these pick up the keys
Okay. Where are the keys? I got the keys, keys, keys?
Oh, there we go.
How did chips expire, dude?
I've got some old ass chips that are good.
All right, guys, I got the keys.
How do chips expire, though?
Oh, God, my papers.
Jesus, I need more.
So you know what I need is I need a, um,
Bro, I need a fucking,
I need a backpack, guys.
Alright, now we're good, right?
Which I need a backpack, eh?
How do I get one of those?
The rare?
Sweet! Where should we head now?
Oh wait I could be a goober driver! Wait what? That's awesome! I could be a goober
driver are you serious bro wait no no but I want to be I want to be um yes yes I
want to be a driver not sure do I just ping the area I'm in
wait what do I do here if I'm a driver
Wait, I'm coming back, I'm coming back. Yes! My first ride! Yes! Oh my god! Wait, they're
right here. How's it anger? Did you request a goober? Ma'am, did you request a goober?
how do you honk? ear H? sweet! oh it's NPC though
Alright, make sure you strap on your seat belt, okay? This might get bumpy.
They want the radio on? How do I do that? How do I do that? Oh God! How do I do that?
How's it going?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Well, I'm going to keep waiting for another ride to call me.
Oh yeah, I crashed into a telephone pole.
How's it going, sir?
How's it going, sir?
You guys got a house party?
How's it going, guys?
Che, did you hear that?
There was like a...
I
Yo, is somebody going to order a damn Uber or what?
I GOTTA PAY FUCKING RENT!
Bro, nobody's gonna order me as a Uber!
Oh, there's always something going on at the EMS.
How's it going, officers?
Hey, how are you?
Sorry, am I too loud?
You are.
You're loud, Ken.
Sorry about that.
Is that better, guys?
Yeah.
Yeah, much better.
Sweet!
How's everything going on this fine evening?
What happened it looks like I mean it's never good to see cops at an EMS site.
We're here all the time. Yeah, we're actually we're okay. It had nothing to do with this
We're just waiting for someone. Who are you guys waiting for?
Stupid man.
What are you guys? Hey, good luck out there.
Nick, Nick Clancy.
I don't know if it's all the arrows that you're holding and you're breaking down.
Oh god, sorry about that!
You're pushing me out of there, boy.
No, it's okay. It happens. It happens.
Sorry, guys!
Goodbye!
Don't break down the clock. You will get below her.
Hey, man!
Hey, girlfriend!
$400, Gooper!
Switch!
Oh my God, let's go!
$400, Gooper bro!
I bet it's an NPC.
Maybe it's, I don't know, minus one.
Wait, it might be!
Oh, a local.
A local!
It's learning!
Sorry ma'am, I drive a little reckless.
I'm out of breath, I don't care!
I'm a goblin!
Holy shit.
Oh sorry, sorry I thought it was cool.
Sorry I thought it was being cool.
U.S.
where she want to go across town
God, leave us a hike!
Chad, this takes you back to when I was playing story mode.
Oh my god!
How's that dangerous what I got this Angie please
I got this
Bro what
you are full of crap bro what's my rating gonna be now you psycho 283 bucks come back
Are you serious?
You docked 140 dollars because I sped?
Really?
Specific bluffs that can see- Oh, it's a country club.
Well, is there any more goobers?
Well, I guess we'll just wait and see, eh?
Now, chat, here's my question.
Could a non-local order a goober?
Because I did yesterday, no.
Oh, my God, that'd be so peak if I got a real person.
Chat, that'd be so...
Oh, wait, how do I get my headlights?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
H isn't working.
Oh god, oh god! H isn't working.
Oh, I broke them! I broke my headlights. Yep, we're definitely getting pulled over tonight.
I mean bro, I'm stacking my guap, I have 400 bucks, come on dude!
Get them fixed, but like where would you go to do that?
Bro, when did I break them?
Was it when I- Was it when I ran into a telephone pole?
It was probably when I ran into a telephone pole, eh?
Which one?
Mechanic, mechanic, mechanic.
I gotta get these headlights fixed, man.
I don't see anything that's Kydaluz mechanic.
What else would it be the title as?
Machinery shop, probably?
Machinery shop?
auto's auto
bro i thought i set the wait point hello
Enter?
Oh!
Not autos, autos, go to pennies.
Wait closer to nice guys. Thank you
Sorry, sorry, ma'am. I gotta get my headlights fixed bro chat when I'm driving I have to lock in way more
Is Goober just rebel-
you
you
you
you
you
I
Attention to headlights
I
You know my driving's good whoa, did you see that? Oh my god, my back
Yeah, I bet you might my my customer is gonna be wondering where the hell I'm at I hope this one's not a not a local
oh no oh no it's not for me it's not for me the cops didn't notice the missing
headlights
Hello?
Los Santos Rock Radio.
Got it.
I feel what I don't know.
I think it's been a minute.
Bro, but that was straight motion!
you know what I don't care if she gives me a bad review I will listen to Frank Ocean man
Fantastic.com called, not as bad as it seems.
Find some locally made, organic cat litter.
You're headl- Frank!
I've never cried to a Frank Ocean song.
Frank Ocean man!
Oh my god, fine! I'll put on your...
Los Santos rock radio.
Relax!
I
Looks like a zebra and a man are like
How are you crying about Frank Ocean you loser
What?
Ball wreck.
Wait, this song's a banger! Wait!
And this is for not wanting Frank Ocean.
That's what you get for not liking Frank Ocean.
Wait, does Frank Ocean have his own?
It says Blomnic!
Frank Ocean got its own radio!
Oh my god, can I get a coffee?
Do you guys reckon I could get a coffee or no?
I just be acting when I like, do a lot, lot more.
Is this for real?
No, I don't mean waiting tables and walking dogs.
I sing, I paint, I scoff.
Oh my God!
Those are the saggiest best of sins I've ever seen in my life!
Good Lord, dude!
I thought that I was dreaming.
When you said you loved me,
There sounded nothing.
Oh, I can hate me now.
Wait, are you going to go to the barber shop?
I want to get a haircut.
I'm going to get a low taper fade.
I actually don't want to get a cut though. Let me check this out.
Hello?
Jack, should I be a perm kid?
Whoa, I look like a Chad.
Oh my god, I'm ascending.
Yo, I'm ascending!
I feel like 2027 bullets are in I'm gonna be honest 51 dollars plus tax are you joking
me bro 51 dollars plus tax you got to be fisting me see now it hangs out the back of the beanie
I look so fresh okay I'm dead fresh Carlton's Chad I'm so fresh now
But I feel like IRL a haircut is like, I feel like IRL a haircut is like $30, $20, $20.
I'm going to go to the clothing store too.
Oh my God, I got a goober, I got a goober, yes!
I got a goober!
650 bucks!
We're rich!
Okay, I'm gonna drive perfect on this one.
I'm actually gonna drive perfect, boys.
Okay, I'm not gonna mess up.
customers ask you to turn the radio on yeah but I'm a blank Frank Ocean you know
wait what is this man let me just okay man one second let me put on a banger
You're back, you're back, no marriage, yeah
I'm gonna fall
Yeah, I'm waiting for you
Your sprites beat us with experience
Okay
I need a solution
Well, I'll go back, I'll go back, I'll go back
Fucking per-exclusive mix from our residency
And not this flower across the country
I'm driving perfect.
I'm driving perfect.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god these people are friggin babies sorry ma'am
I
La Volte de Arroz se puede rosa, Barro de Gora te roba a toro
Ah, I'm sorry, ma'am!
the mayor's office is doing jobs wait really
Wait, so I could run for president of this town?
Boring GTA 5 stream award with the five gifted ball right
Why would you call me a douchebag though like you know what just have a good life, okay?
Multi-millionaire role-playing okay, yeah, I
I saw the thing like that that was saying about a job position
It was like I'm gonna go offline I made a good amount of money though for that honestly
It's yo gift with the six gifted in Minecraft with the gifted.
That's a potato.
That's a potato.
The mayor's office of Los Santos is taking his submissions for the positions of
treasurer, public relations, administrative, attorney, tax myself or the deputy
mayors to expect interest.
Call submissions will be discarded.
How do I text her?
Dixie needs good dick with the five gifted. How do I text her?
You don't have any brain cells for that job?
You have a 0% chance.
Really?
Oh my god.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go get a burger.
I think.
Am I closed?
God, that Uber put me in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
Wow, I'm in the middle of nowhere.
Oh my god!
of
if
if
if
Holy view!
Whoa this sounds nice!
This sounds nice!
you
you
you
you
you
you
Yo, is that a horse track?
Oh my god, that's so nice.
I think I got stuck there in story mode.
Is this not a casino right here?
I mean, bro, what if I just put it all on black one time?
What if I just put it all on black one time?
Oh, that's the old one.
We're back in the city guys, let's meet some people.
I just want to get banned.
Let's go leave his lights on.
Might shoot up Burger Shot later.
This guy serious?
Yo they got a bunch?
What?
Oh sorry guys.
You can't do that. He has so much potential. I agree.
That's the lady.
That's the lady on the newspaper, Adam.
Really?
Oh, there's a...
How do you do, sir?
hold on one moment there's your uh there's your order miss mayor thank you so much kensama
i appreciate it of course you are welcome to burgerside how can i help you sir
i'd like to have a meeting with mr brakewood in a little bit i can ask him about that
she's the mayor
i thought i thought it was bad looking so so it's i'm going to say this isn't going to
should buggy say to something? Oh, she might. I responded capital D colon. How about this?
Um, a few back. Actually, are you at the yard right now? I need food y'all. I'll make my way down
there because I have a little bit of breathing room between meetings and we can chat about this
a little more person. Hello, sir. Can I get a Coca Cola? Hey, um, oh yeah, sure. A cola?
Yeah, I just a cola. You want some food? Give me a cola. All right, I could give you one cola.
Chat and Santa thinks they're up. I might get your name for the order. Nick Clancy.
Nick? Okay. It's gonna be $4 on the register if you want to pay there. Get you that soda.
One E-Cola coming right up.
Sorry, I wasn't trying to say something to you. I thought you were trying to say something
to me.
Oh, yes. Sorry. One moment.
There you go. There's your cola, Nick.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Hello, Miss Mayor. I'd like to have a word with you if possible.
Absolutely. I have a spare. I have a spare minute before I have to go to my next meeting if that's quite all right.
Yes, no problem. I saw you posted you need or you have job opportunities.
I'm very qualified if you'd like to give me a chance.
You know what? I like that kind of gum shit.
I am going to send you my business card.
Send me a text with your name or you can send me your digital business card as well.
My name is Nick Clancy. And by the way, as the... Oh, there you are. Eliza Di Stilano.
That's correct, yes indeed.
I'm going to shoot you a text right now.
Excellent.
Wonderful.
All right, thank you.
Your position you're looking for, are you just expressing general interest?
I think I'm going to want to be a treasurer.
I'm really good with treasury.
Okay.
incredible. Well, Nick, I like your gumption. We are going to be collecting names over the
next day or so, and then we'll be reaching out to people for interviews. So I would say,
keep an eye on your text. Along with your name that you just texted, could you text me your
general availability? Um, general availability on the weekends would be best for an interview.
hmm right around this time tomorrow should be good on the weekends that's
when I walk my dog
it is a pomeranian
What's- what's his name?
Um... Peter.
Peter? Peter the Pomeranian?
Yes.
How long of a walk do you take Peter the Pomeranian on?
Normally about five to ten minutes until he lays it- lays a goose egg and then he- we head on back.
But outside of that, like, I could also be a bodyguard, a treasurer, I'm very qualified, so...
Well, to say...
I like the cut of your jib. You have passed the pre-interview, interview.
I look forward to speaking with you, with my deputy mayors. At some point tomorrow.
Sweet!
Remarkable.
Was wonderful meeting you. I regrettably had to go and attend yet another meeting, but...
It appears that fate has brought our paths together here and you have a bright future when it comes to governments.
See you soon.
Thank you. Have a good one.
This one's telling you Max. I don't think we need these fricking doors there.
I gotta get a contractor.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck.
Just keep walking.
Guys, I heard this place was getting shot up later by the way.
It's all on internet.
Oh, shaka.
Yeah, do you know who that guy is that posted that?
that let me try to get you his name one moment wait someone posted that it's
only that it must be true that yes fuck exactly if somebody posts something on
the internet it's always true yep that before one moment I thought that one of
their post said that they arrested a criminal. Are they a cop?
It was Mr. Lee, the real Mr. Lee might shoot up burger shot
later. That's how my Friday is going. Furious. Just thought
it up. You guys know.
Okay, already got so we're gonna have to be on the lookout for
this guy. I might have to call the cops. Mr. Lee can't we can't
get shot up again? Okay, we already we already had to clean
up an entire mess in the kitchen the other day. There was grey matter all over the food.
We had to throw it all out. I mean, you guys, several times already, like even today. What?
Wait, sorry. One more thing. I think I needed a burger, by the way. I don't know why I just
got a cold. I was nervous in front of the mayor. I always, I always, I always started
to be walking. I can bring you up for another order. Yes. I need, um, hey, I want to talk
you about this lady here. Can I speak to you about her in the back please?
That lady? Or did she? Okay, yeah, we can talk in the back.
Or do you want to order your meal first?
Yeah, sorry, ma'am.
Oh, okay.
Hold on. She wants that.
She's weird.
Right, there's one, or?
She's really weird.
She was wandering around yesterday.
I speak up, Nixon. I can't hear you.
This lady is really weird.
She was wandering around here yesterday for like an hour.
Wait, wait, wait.
Come in the back, come in the back.
Oh, she was here.
It's a lovely blouse, ma'am.
Come on back, son.
What a smith.
No, the lady in the blue blouse. I saw her. Yeah, she followed me into a bathroom yesterday,
and I think she was about to, like, hit me.
Eh? Is she like a pervert?
I wouldn't say that. She just sort of creeps me out. I don't know. I don't feel comfortable
around her.
Oh, so, I mean, I could kick her out if you'd like, sir.
Yes, sir. Thank you.
I don't want any freaky sex perverts in my burger shop.
Sounds good sir, thank you.
Now, are you guys also looking for a job
or like a part-time worker here?
Oh, yeah, I mean, we could always use more help.
My hours are, right around this time.
So, okay, yeah.
I'll have to talk to the other manager and then maybe we can we could maybe we could get you an interview
To make change numbers and then you just let me know on a job interview. Oh, oh
Yeah, of course. Yeah, I just send me your phone number
All right one moment. My name is my name's Ken sama
All right, I just shot you a text
Thank you, sir. All right, you need posted keep me posted
All right, yeah, of course
I think she got lip filler and it did not
turn out good how's your evening going sir how's your evening going sir oh yeah
it's fine I mean you know my my second it hurts a bit it doesn't be trouble
but you got that every day you get kidnapped you're in there and all
kinds of crazy shit so basically a day like every other this sir is you do you
You smoke, you don't sound too healthy.
That time is gone past, though.
Yeah, he's uh, I think he might be. He's on his way out.
One foot in the grave, Max on his.
I think you better carry yourself, Max.
Yeah!
I heard that water was on his.
All right guys
Did
Well, you know, you see that's a good PR for you guys
I got my derger
So I'm good my driving skills have gotten
Where to now? Where to now? I made some money from Goober.
garbage dropped off. Skydiving? You can go skydiving? Wait, what? Man. Go to a casino?
I don't know. I'm just going to lose all my money. If I go to a casino, I'm just going
I'm gonna lose all my money dude, I always lose my money.
Chad, what's the name of the casino?
Jump off a bridge, oh yeah, that's great. Thanks for the RP advice.
Gift streamers with a 29 gifted, yo, what is this guy's name? What?
So they got Calypso Casino in here?
My god, there's a golf course?
Chat, the Pixel Casino. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go to the casino with a plan.
If I ever lose like 200 bucks, then I get off.
Then I get off the casino.
like I leave right but if I as long as I don't lose 200 bucks I'm good pop your
shit twin
locals
No!
Chad, do you think the casino would be open in the daytime though?
Oh, yeah, casinos are 24-7, right?
Whoa!
Bro, this looks new.
This looks so new.
Howdy, sir. Can I get that let?
Oh.
I don't have access.
Chat bad parking.
I could probably slip it in a little bit better.
I hate people do bad parking jobs, so let me do a good one.
literally perfect literally a per- wait what oh slip it in tight oh yeah sorry I
can't get in
kabee but I can't get in
Bro, I don't have the keys.
Oh, it's not open yet.
Yeah, that's a new casino, man.
It's called Pixel Casino.
That's sexy as shit.
I feel like something is probably going on at City Hall.
repair your car you can't repair a rental I found out the hard way
I feel like I want to rob somebody, oh god, cop car.
That was bad timing.
Where did I go?
love the car this is city hall what oh no this is city hall sorry guys bad
Bad driving.
Bad driving.
God, this might be like the most depressing city hall I've ever seen.
Fuck that.
Do you think I could buy a gun?
Do I have enough money to buy a gun?
No?
Really?
Dude, you can actually play golf in here?
HIs, there only one golf course or is there multiple?
I was only one.
I could definitely get nine in here.
Oh shit.
The golf course is expensive.
Maybe I should go to the, um, I can maybe find people at the hospital.
I want to find some people.
I feel like there's always people at the hospital.
Hello!
Officer Shai-Shi, trust me, you'll be dealt with.
Wait, Chat, I could be a goober driver at the hospital.
How do I do that sign that he did?
How do I do that sign that he did?
Hello sir, how's it going?
I don't know, you're alright, how about you?
Good, you're a goober driver?
Yes I am, you need a ride?
No dude, I'm already a goober driver man.
We're not going to have any problems right?
Why would we?
I'm kidding, I'm sorry.
Now man, wish you luck out here.
So does your sign normally work?
The sign you're holding up?
What am I saying?
Oh, you mean this?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, keep on going to the other side, all right.
Chad, is that the boss?
Oh, yeah, that's what-
Really?
Okay, what do you normally make a day from, Goober?
Is that the boss?
Uh...
I
Say, this is pretty much it or me as
This is a lot of rights and the other day, there's a police they were right
Well, sir, I wish you good luck finding rides. Yo guys if anybody needs a goober driver. Just let me know
Sorry ma'am, what'd you say ma'am?
Are you interested in having any water for the people you drive around town?
I'm not doing this. I'm not buying water. I'm not buying water.
Yeah, sure. How much are you guys giving it out or do I got to pay for it?
Unfortunately, you won't have to pay for it. It's in special bulking water, and I'm actually sorry.
Customers around town are very interested in it. They might have a little bit of something special in it,
from the person you see right beside you to the left there.
right i have to tell you about that it's online wait special one what special water like are you
talking about like um it gives me like electrolytes or something yes exactly it has lost electrolytes
Okay, where's the water actually likes vitamins it has all sorts of wonderful things that are good for you lots of vitamin C and some vitamin D
Guys be honest is there any drugs in this water? Yes or no?
No, no heavens no we wouldn't be selling it at a hospital if it did
Drugs in a lightening
Interesting, okay well could I see the water before I purchase it? I don't just want to like buy something
like buy something sure let me uh here i'll uh hold a ball in my hand just here have a look
oh sir of course that water looks incredible
I'll take um let me get let me get five bottles
cash wait okay wait hold up slow down let me get one bottle cuz I want to like
see how good it is that's totally fine you know you want to try before you fully
commit yes sir absolutely we can do that for you yes I I how expensive is it for
one bottle of water?
Well, that depends on what type you want to use. We have a few
different kinds of water on offer here. You know, we have our
special electrolytes, water, we have our special collectors
addition water. And those are very special bottles, they're
encrusted with gold and jewelry and all sorts of wonderful
things that they're very expensive. You know, I don't
know, you do seem like at a certain type, but you might not
be willing to go that far. And so for a single bottle, it
probably be $500. Regular electrolyte water. Wait, five? Yo, guys, I just worked my frickin
tail off to get $1200 goober driving. I thought it was gonna be like three bucks. And even
that's a rib off. It's really, it's really good water. You really like the science. Okay,
I got a deal for you guys. Okay. How about this? Actually, how about this? You, you take
Let's go in your deal for a second, but how about you want to take it on for your phone look at that look at your socials and look at the land
I'm gonna end it
Glenn Anderson, I guess is some social
Anderson how about you take a look at that and then
Are you guys all in suits you're freaking me out
Well, just for
would you prefer to talk on a one you said his name was glenn
okay well listen listen i understand that they know the good offer so i mean something
but we have something that we'd like to offer you today okay sure
i don't see a lando i just see lando xx bringer of the storm on socials that's him
That's him?
He's the bringer of the story.
I can't believe I got my hands on some of this limited edition mountain spring water filled with electrolytes, nothing else.
Oh, I understand now.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Uh, guys?
I
Have a girlfriend. I thought you were selling frickin water
Yo, no
Hey listen, she doesn't need to know I am going to polite to lead the client guys. I'm sorry
Like ladies. I'm taking Jesus
Okay, well if you don't want some of that water we could just use some of the regular electrolytes water. No bathwater involved.
Yeah, this one.
Oh, like, okay, how much is that?
It's just regular actual water. It is not touch my body.
This is the glacial water.
How expensive is this water?
It's $250 a bottle.
Okay, yo guys, I'm not Jeff. Okay. I don't have unlimited money. I'm broke. I'm
I'm sorry guys. I have to decline. I'm poor
Well, I mean, I understand you don't everyone came to for in water like this
You're tired of drinking tap water. Just give us a call
Okay guys, I wish you luck in your business. There are chemicals in the water
Okay, they are putting microchips and nanites in it and soon enough you will be in control the mind-to-chilled zombies by epsilon
Well, that's a chance. I'm willing to take because I got rent. I got bills to pay
I got to pay for food my son's nagging me like I can't buy a $500 water
But I hope you guys find some rich customers because I'm not one of them
I got the
Howdy got so
Hey guys, what's up?
Oh, you guys are also selling water
Ball up right
No, I did not I was sort of shocked with their prices
What do you say, sir
They said their water was 500 bucks and then 250 bucks
Yes for frickin water
I'm gonna be declining sir. I'm sorry
All right, well it's your loss. It's a limited edition.
Yeah, that is a limited edition. He's got the last few bottles left.
Wait, 200 dollars?
There you are.
Can't wait for us to try this.
Is that nuts?
No, thank you, Diego.
Everyone at Nes.
Sir, I'll actually get a bottle. I'll try a bottle of water.
I'm $43 or a bank account, so I can.
Oh, you don't have any?
I'm sorry.
Yes, one bottle. It's two hundred bucks.
That's actually really refreshing.
All right, you know what?
Hey, you know what? You said you have forty...
Unless I what? What?
Mary Muskin's bath water is five thousand a bottle.
Wait, I'm buying...
Oh, yeah, we only take care of...
No, I just want...
God.
Dammit.
Bro, I don't want bath water! I want water!
This is water. It's two hundred dollars is a wa-
It's water. The bath water is five thousand dollars.
Okay, I will take a bottle of water yet. I do not want that water
Slide it over sir
You know what you guys are weird good luck
I'm declining the song that people want to make money
$200 bottle of water. I'm working my tail off to get 500 bucks, man
I can't help you
Why is it so hard to find a nice simple man
I hear you darling.
Clock it.
Clock it.
I don't really need the hospital computer though.
Bro, chat, I'm so confused.
They were selling fucking, they're selling fucking bathwater?
Are you serious?
Hey man, where are the injured personnel at?
What do you mean, people who are injured?
Yeah, like you're injured.
I don't think we have any right now, man. Everyone's pretty much patched up.
Nice, man. Well, I wish you well in life.
I like ways you too, man.
Okay, I think I just stole this oh my god, did I oh my god, I stole it
Wait, but I have no gas though I
Have no gas though
Sorry sir, one second.
Which actually, if I just get in my rental now, I don't want the cops to pull me over.
Bro, this car is a GT!
Bro, so they were selling bath water?
Like what the fuck?
Just take it, but yeah, no, but then the cops are gonna arrest me, dude.
Yeah, it's hard to find people.
Those people were fucking weird.
Those people were fucking weird.
Ooh, jail could be fun to go to.
Is there only one jail?
Yeah, what about the pier though the pier is kind of nice
Yeah, is the pier a marked location
Put your number on socials
Yo, where do you go to find out what your actual exact number is?
Don't.
Don't do it.
Shut up.
I'm tired of selling dream houses to billionaires and celebrities.
Shut up.
I don't know where to go. I can't really like meet people.
Machinery shop.
Airport.
Guys, I can't go to the casino. It's closed. I can't go to the casino. It's closed.
And then the hospital. Those people selling bath water?
Go to the pier, but that's not where do you um, where do you just over here?
I went to burger shop
why mark there and not on the pier? Well Zotto it's the general vicinity is enough.
Is it not the same general vicinity as the pier?
No, wait the beach isn't the pier?
How about this, like is this the pier?
Is this the pier?
Sweet!
Sweet!
Those people were weird as fuck.
I thought they were selling water, but I think they were selling bath water?
Like bro, what the fuck?
I thought that I was dreaming when you said you love.
Sell my farts.
I want to like rob somebody.
I want to hit a lick.
I mean goober's great and all but I need to get some bread going
Is there multiple burger shots?
Is there or not?
I bet you there's going to be some people here.
What the hell is he yelling about?
I don't I don't think anyone's here actually I don't think anybody's here
behind you bro I don't think anyone's here
guys those are NPCs dumb fuck
What's the max capacity is it 200?
Go back there was two wait what?
Go back those are real people no those were NPCs what?
Oh my god, are those for people?
Hey, hey guys, what up? Sorry.
Guys, sorry, uh, didn't mean to run over that planter. Um,
everything all right?
Are you right?
Is everything all right with you, sir?
No, I didn't mean to run into the pier. I didn't mean to run into the planter thing,
but like I don't know I was looking for people to meet and then I ran into some
people at the hospital that were selling water but it turned out to be I think
bathwater and I'm pretty lost
Are you like hungry or some shit or like what's the fucking...
So what is this mustache?
What the fuck do I look at?
Uh, no it's just... it's my fit, it's just my fit.
Um...
This is your... you okay?
Yes, but, guys, um...
Jack!
Isn't this fucking... why'd you guys tell me to...
What the fuck?
First off, sir, what's your name?
Uh, my name is Nick, my name is Nick Clancy, Nick Clancy.
Hello, Nick?
Yes Nick, can I see your sign name?
My name is Tessa and this is my friend Stumbles Fumbles.
Stumbles Fumbles is your name?
Yes.
I guess that's my name.
Well guys, listen, I will once again save your guys' contacts if that's cool with you guys.
And then I might go to the casino and put it all on black.
Okay, so I have a question. I don't want to make this a clear, right? So let me get this. Let me just understand what's going on here.
You, um, found two women.
Jack, you got...
You decided to approach them, uh, with your creepy mustache and ask for their phone number. You.
Alright, good point. I'm just gonna head to the casino and...
No, I'm not.
If I lose all my money, I'm gonna drive this thing off the pier.
No, no, okay.
Okay, well, don't shoot at that.
Don't do that.
It's closed, isn't it?
It may very well be closed.
Nick, where are you going, you fucking idiot?
Get back here.
Guys, look.
Oh, what happened here?
What the heck?
Oh, and I think.
Oh, oh, what the fuck?
Chad, you guys are so dumb.
Guys, you guys are some mad at games.
Watch this.
Sir, I should.
Yeah, sorry, guys, what's up?
You were about to leave, were you not?
Hi, but stop the fuck up! I didn't fucking know, dipshit!
Um, sorry, what was your guys' question? I was about to leave?
Yeah, yeah, but you said you were gonna go to the casino.
I appreciate casinos closed.
Oh yeah, the casino is closed. I-
Oh, true!
Do you guys know if you could like-
Oh yeah, I hate my cars wrecked, but it's a rental, it's fine.
I've been- what do you guys do for like, a job? Cause I was doing goober.
Um, I just flew into town yesterday.
You look like a goober.
Oh, okay.
Alright, well goober kind of seems unbranched for you.
I feel like it kind of fits your whole, uh, your vibe.
I don't know if I look like one of these man's goober.
Yeah, I know this man.
No, you get this man's goober, you're just a goober.
Alright.
No, guys, I'm-
I mean, you just, sorry, you just threatened to dress off a pier.
I'm a little worried about getting into your particular goober.
I understand that and I apologize, but um, yeah, look, I'm new here and I'm a little
overwhelmed and I'm broke.
I have, I have $1,200 to my name.
You guys, um, maybe want to do an investment fund where you guys give me money and then
if I win more money, I give you guys a break off of it.
Well, how about, okay, well, how about we teach you how to make money?
Because was it, I think you're going to get fired from Goober pretty soon based on, you
your whole uh your vibe. That's all good. Yeah okay what do you mean by fine?
Can I take a photo of you really fast? What the?
No I just want to take a photo of you really fast. Yeah I think you're valid for that.
Just uh not for any particular reasons sir I just kind of want if you could face me please
just really fast. Yep right there looking out the camera. I just want to make sure I'm identifying
I'm getting reported to the cops
All right, don't worry. I think
Nick Clancy and I CK CLA and see why Nick Clancy
Okay
Wait.
Alright, well are you ready to learn some stuff?
Cause we got a lot of stuff to teach you.
Tessa, I mean I know you taught me some, I don't know.
Yeah, we could teach you some things.
Guys, are you fucking serious?
What? What?
Callie, you posted that on socials!
And now I'm listening to the creep!
Sorry my fingers slipped, I don't know how they got posted. Oh my god.
Okay, so...
Alright, well...
What do you guys do for money? Like, how much money do y'all even have is my question.
Oh, I...
I don't have a lot of money, I'm gonna be honest.
Are you pocket-watching?
Okay, what do you mean by not a lot of money? Like, what do you mean?
Well, you currently, I think, have more money in your pocket than I do in mine.
Wait, what? Yes, I don't think so.
I mean I
1200 like I mean I was gonna goober, but um, I mean they just get locals whenever I goober
Awesome, you're trying to make friends type shit, you know well
Yeah, but also like I was trying to just get an honest buck
But I ended up having to drive into the middle of the desert basically to get 600 bucks
I can't even scratch two coins together
Well, there's a few things you I you looking to you know
Keep your nose playing no guys. Let's I think we should
We should probably try to rob somebody are you guys like interested in that?
I you want to you want to
Rob somebody okay, you're in it. You're in adrenaline. I hate those types of junkies, you know
Tessa I would never ever ever do that obviously never would I ever
What I ever I'm gonna do little of sorts as they say but I mean if you're looking maybe I guess if you're forcing me I
Could show you oh
So you guys are fucking criminals basically
Don't be okay, that's it. I'm posted someone. Oh my god, please seriously
Listen, do you guys please don't post on social?
That's what I was going to ask you. Do you guys have a strap or a piece?
However the youngsters call it nowadays, because right now I have nothing.
So, definitely arrest this guy.
Hashtag worried. I can see the pings on my phone.
I didn't tag you, you know what I mean?
It's not really about you. Just kind of, you know.
Not really about you. Way to make it about yourself.
You know what I mean?
You just kind of tell it on yourself a little bit.
We're not gonna lie.
You're also acting a little federal. I can't lie.
I'm gonna need you to get in our car and trust us blindly and come about.
How about that?
Okay.
We're gonna talk about-
But guys, what about my rental?
Can we just take my rental? It's-
It's like kind of like my baby. I've-
I've had this thing all day.
Not that rental ugly as shit I ain't gonna lie to you.
Alright.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, my god!
I am so sorry!
What is wrong with you, my god!
I'm so sorry!
He gave me such creep vibes that my fists accidentally
I'm so sorry.
Yo, guys, I'm not a creep!
My God!
Okay, where's your guys' car at?
Here, I'll give you a bandit.
I'll give you a bandit.
Well, that red one is mine.
There you go.
Thank you.
Oh, the red one's yours? Okay.
Is that the pretty red one, baby?
Sure.
We could show them a...
What do you want to show them?
Actually, Nick, you're in the right place.
Chesa was the first person I met when I came to this town.
And she's gonna be a whole bunch of stuff.
Really?
Sweet.
I'll let you get in the front.
You get in the front.
Do you guys know this guy in the backpack here?
Oh.
Oh, no.
He's just some random guy.
I think he's just gonna go here.
There you go.
Click it on people again.
All right.
Wow.
This is a nice car.
Would you consider yourself a good driver or a bad driver?
I'm a pretty good driver, although I do hit things sometimes.
It's just, you know, when you're going fast, you gotta watch out.
I was, I was doing goober and I got frickin, they took away like my funds because I was speeding and I hit a pole.
Oh gosh. Okay, well, um, what are you good at?
Let's see, um, I'm good at video games. Um,
Uh, uh, you're good at video games? Like, what video games?
All right. Well, I just met you 30 seconds ago. So yeah, I'm good at video games. I'm asking what video I'm asking a question. Is it wrong to ask questions now?
I just I'm really good at like first person shooters, strategical games. I've won a couple of awards for gaming skills in the past years. It just it's not a big I'm just good at games.
Awards.
Yeah. Yes, correct.
I've never seen this in a workshop. I don't know what this is.
You know, I think I know exactly what I want to show you how to do.
Okay. Sweet.
Sounds like you've got some, some deaf hands, so maybe we can, uh, we can work with that.
Do you guys want to like chop a boat part or something?
What?
What? Hold on. Who have you been hanging out with?
Chopped Modes?
It's like you chopped the motor off and reseller it at a higher price.
You guys have never did that. You guys are not criminals at all.
I thought you guys were really about this life.
Well sir, you gotta start slow. I'm not gonna provide you with all the information right out the gate.
I don't yucky know you first off.
Then what I think you're just gonna get everything.
You're kinda even fed a little bit.
What do you mean way too many questions, okay guys, I understand that I could give off a fed vibe
I swear up and down. I'm not a fed. I'm not a rat
I'm really about that gangsta life and I really want to run up some bread tonight
So that's I whatever we got to do if we got to break the law we got to break the ball if I got to shoot somebody
I got to shoot somebody
You are not convincing anybody in this no, but sounds like what happens like the most federal shit
You've ever seen your whole life. Oh my god. You you've got to be a cop. There's no way
No, I'm really a-
What? I'm so tempted to drive up to the police station and ask, do you know this man?
Like, I'm cat-
Uh, no, they're not gonna know because I don't leave a trail behind.
Like, I'm a good- I'm a good criminal.
That's the thing. A good criminal never gets caught.
Okay.
Well, hey, I believe it.
Uh, hop out the car and um, have a little chat with this gentleman over here.
Uh, he's got a few things for sale.
This is the uh, the Mega Mall, the tool shop.
I'm gonna meditate for two seconds.
Okay.
What do you want me to purchase from this man?
So, I really was just bringing you here to show you this because these are going to be
a lot of the tools you're going to need for various things around the city that you might
want to get into.
Smeeeeeed!
So, uh, let's see, what could we grab?
Oh, I could use a backpack but I don't have enough money.
Could you lend me some money, sister?
You just want a hand out.
No, I mean I could go goober drive for a little bit and get a backpack.
Alright, listen here bucko.
I'm not going to give you some handouts.
Did you just bucko me? Hey!
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Just bucko! Come on! Really!
You double buckoed me! Oh my god!
Okay, I apologize, okay, I'm sorry I understand I will save up for a backpack on my own time
Alright, come here, come here, come here.
This, as you can see, is a car.
Look in the back, okay?
I see you are a-
Ma'am, I'm very familiar with this. I've already done a lot of robberies.
Alright, okay, and you just, okay, there you go, what you got?
Like I said, I'm a real ass gangsta, like I do this.
Give me something a little more challenging.
You dropped everything you just grabbed on the floor.
But I'm a little not sure about that.
OK, one moment.
OK, say it really.
OK, well, that's why I need a backpack.
I need a backpack.
Like that's what I'm doing.
I don't have space.
I have space.
OK, one second.
I have a plastic surgery voucher. I could get rid of that I guess
You should probably hold on to that you're gonna need it later. No, I'm just kidding
Okay
Yeah, I mean I feel like I could get rid of the life invader magazine also that's probably gonna get rid of yep
You don't need to add you probably put that on the ground. What about a vinyl record get rid of a vinyl record. Do you think?
a vinyl record would be something you could take to a pawn shop for money
I might do that shortly
yeah so hold on to that what else do you think you could get rid of
oh no
uh one second
that's okay take your time
I got rid of my plastic surgery and my life invader I kind of need the bandage
I think that I got from Cali um I have my rental papers for my car
I mean is there anything else I mean I think I need everything else yeah I mean I have food
but okay wait let me drink that actually I'm gonna drink this soda actually
you know what good reminder
So you are going to want to keep food on you at all times just so you can make sure you're
not getting too dehydrated while you're after robbing things out of cars.
Yes of course.
What do we have on the floor here?
Oh, okay so you dropped some diamond earrings and a bronze medal.
Sweet!
Let me pick that up.
gotten out of this car here. Oh, you grabbed them. Oh, you grabbed the earrings? Yes. Okay,
so with these things that you've gotten out of the back of that car, you're going to want to take
those down to a pawn shop. Okay. Do you know where a pawn shop would be? Yes, of course. Do you want
me to pick them up are they by the back of the tire there
why thank you tessa you'll want to you'll want to save that on your phone
Okay, all right guys, thank you, Nick, do you want to send us yours?
I'm just going to text you guys.
Let me know if you get the text.
I got the text from you an easier way to send it to us is you can go into your settings
app on your phone okay and the third option down is share my contact oh my god you're
lifesaver thank you that'll save you a little bit of trouble
where is setting up luckily we are right next door to a pawn shop
so we can bring these things over okay there's a problem i can't really go
into the other pawn shops i mean i can but if it's the italian pawn shop by the
I got the Spooky Nuggo.
Wait, what happened at the Italian pawn shop?
Uh, it was a night of snitch. I got blicked up, slotted out, Nickelodeon-style.
Okay, whole lot of story.
I don't think we started. So, uh, it's to be so, not my problem, but I've been hanging around the other one too much.
If I get caught, they don't think I'm switching out, you know what I'm saying?
So, I got to stay in the vehicle.
Okay.
Completely and totally understand that sister. I think we're gonna head over there and see what happens. I need to sell
You think I could get 800 bucks from these vinyl records test that because then I could get a backpack
For real sees thank you
I mean you stole them at that car so I know but like thank you thanks for the the guidance in the city here
Wait my vinyls test
Tessa my vinyls
Do you have a test if you have my vinyls?
I
You should have
Are they not in your pocket?
Yo, bro. Oh, I do I do have them. Hi
Who the hell is this guy down here?
This is Zuck. He's cool. Who's this? Well, who the bug the guy in the back? Who's this?
That's Nick. Why is this guy wearing a bag over his head?
Well, don't be asking me questions. Okay, yeah, what the fuck this motherfucker federal what's going on?
You got a wire on you no dude
Guys, I'm a real-ass gangsta I already explained this I'm just saying I need to know what I'm meeting
I don't want to meet somebody with a mask
So you're a real-ass gangster, but you ain't never seen a motherfucker wear a mask
Dude, I have a real-ass gangsta, but I never seen a motherfucker wear a bag over their head gangsta
Don't worry
This guy, he said he was looking for some trouble.
Zuck, how about me and you, we show him a good time.
And a little bit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck,
what would that be?
What?
No, you don't get it.
What the fuck, yo.
Yo, Zuck, by the way.
The 48, the 48.
Zuck, if your plan is to give me the Zuck, bro,
I'm gonna pass, I already have a good time.
I'm not, no, I already have a good friend, dude.
Oh, no, no, I'm not here, you guys.
That's the way she worded it, I mean, come on.
You do not get it freaked out, I'm the Mega Mall.
You do not want any stuff from Zuck, I'm gonna be honest, that guy is like a flea bag, brother, okay?
Okay, wait, wait a minute, okay.
Tessa, oh my god, I don't even know what I'm gonna have to say.
I excel at everything I do, but I'm not giving it up like that, okay?
I just wanna put that out for the rest of the boundaries.
Bro, hop in, dude, come on.
Dude, I'm trying to make some fucking bread.
Okay, I mean, what are y'all doing?
I mean, I'm about to sell some vinyl records.
You gotta take him to the pawn shop, but Zuck, I'm trying to tell them I can't be pulling up to Besbucci.
You know what I'm saying?
Aw, fuck no, what the fuck?
Okay, well then, what, can we go to the horse?
We're not gonna do that, we're just gonna go to one right here.
Now, hell nah, we're gonna go in a ha- if y'all go in a- a fucking- a pawn shop, y'all gotta go to Howick.
Run that shit right there.
Okay.
Uh, are you gonna meet us up there tonight?
Yeah, we got some people working, so they could buy us shit, I'll, uh, I'll meet y'all up there.
Alright.
That guy, that guy's giving me weird vibes.
That guy's cool, he was-
What?
Tessa, come on!
Guys, I've been nothing but chill from the jump.
If you guys are whispering, I can still hear you, I'm right behind you.
I'm not an alien and I'm not-
Oh my god, Tessa!
He said he were a good driver.
Jesus.
Wow, did we die?
You almost just rammed into him. Are you crazy?
Wait, Joseph, do you want to teach him a C-Pelt Check?
Oh, uh, what do you mean by that? Should I run into something? No, good try. I already did it.
You can use the C-Pelt Check.
I just felt like a C-Pelt Check would have been a really good lesson.
Oh my god, look at the view of Vinewood in the daytime.
I literally love it. It looks so great out here. Oh my god, Tessa, you almost rear-ended him. You need to lock in.
Can't ears be in such a backseat driver right now?
Oh, look right.
You are being a negative Nancy, okay? How do you shut the fuck up?
Guys, I'm not negative. I just value my life.
Mm-hmm.
Negative Ant Shop, man. Pick a struggle.
I'm confused what's that gonna do he's gonna unlock it
uh-huh yo they're no one here so I think you know when you pull it up
we're here at the wrong side
I bet
I'm definitely about to get my shit popped oh god's up you came out of nowhere
I
Best fucking on on the fucking planet you understand
You I got to check if you got a fucking wire. We're under investigation right now
So I don't know if you're a fucking plant or something. Yes, sir. You can I got to check you
You can check just don't put your hands like plant. I don't see any roots anywhere. We're just check
I want that one
Gonna patch it down. That's it. Thank you
Are you two could go in you two could go in
You know
Alright suck come on. Let's get this over with bro. I didn't get bro. They didn't give me fucking federal vibes
Pat me down bro pat me down suck. I'm gonna fucking pat you down. I'm okay, bro
I mean dude you say it like that
Making it weird man
Drive through my hands up
I
Are you gonna pat me or
Oh, I mean what though I turn
Nothing in these socks, right? I you seem clear my boy. Are you good? Thank you. Thank you for now
All right, these two things on the counter
Yes, are you ready?
I'm gonna throw him in there.
I'll throw him in the counter.
Let me see. Throw whatever.
Wait, accidentally gave it to you.
Tessa, sorry. Can you give that back?
I don't think you gave it to me. It's still in your hand.
One moment.
You let me know when you're ready to let me take a gander at these.
That's fine.
We're selling things.
Bro, this is all over the store.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh, there was motherfuckers running in the alleyway.
Some fucking craters.
Chad, do I just?
I mean, it's a city.
Yeah, I do it.
Damn, what the hell?
What's that thing on?
Oh, you know, just teaching a man to fish, I think.
I think.
Did you get that vinyl record, sir?
Oh, yo, I got the vinyl record.
Were you giving this for free?
No, dude, what do I get for that?
Well, you might you might be chill. I'm gonna be honest
You know, I kind of know I'm my fuck with you bro. Whoa. No, I need money
I need 800 bucks for that at least dude 800 bucks
What the fuck oh now is crazy. No
Wait, sir, you know what no 800 sounds amazing 800 sounds good that sounds fair
I
Not giving you the vinyl for frickin free yo, okay, all right, I'll fucking buy it all right, but not for no
Paravirings in the metal oh, yeah, you didn't even get to see what I have here's the claim to the cream
What is the criminal term what are you what am I I have diamond earrings in a bronze metal dude
Come on. What's the total for that? That's gotta be at least a band
Be out of your fucking mind you coming in with that the six-level scam in here. What is this?
Bro listen, man. I need money. Let me analyze this shit man. I need money so I can get
Thank you, all right.
All right, I understand any money, man.
Y'all are fucking overwhelming me.
Let me breathe, let me breathe.
Well, dude, yeah, I'm just saying,
I made $1,200 bucks driving Goober for 20 minutes.
So I'm expecting like at least 10K,
if you want to be honest with you.
All right, the NAS by Alec, I'm Mexican.
It's on George and Sid around here.
Oh, you know what?
You aren't a fan,
because you're fucking high out of your fucking mind.
Look, bro, I need to walk out of here
with at least $800,
I'm taking my items back
What let me see let me fucking inspects. Let me look at this diamond here
Diamond this is real diamonds right this ain't no boys and I know fuck yes, this is shot at this real diamonds get a diamond tester
I don't wear fake diamonds, man. I just got a cell
I'm gonna test it. I'm gonna test it.
What did you say?
I said take your hat off.
Okay, take your shirt off.
Let me go to the back of you.
I'll go take it off right now.
I'll take your shirt off. Listen, listen, listen.
I'll take my hat off for the rest of the day.
You take your shirt off.
Okay, man, I'll be right back.
I see them titties. No.
What the fuck with me?
I don't know.
Oh!
What did I tell you about coughing like a couple of your mouth?
Yo, lower your fucking tongue when you talk to me. You hear me?
Like that lower your fucking oh
Okay, keep on chill chill chill. Okay. I'm scared to you. Yes. Yes. Thank you. I
Got the diamond tester. I got the diamond tester. All right. Look, I'm gonna show you your works
I'm gonna put it on my motherfucking ring this shit. This is some real shit right here real spiel. Let me see. All right
Let me see right here
I don't know if I got it on here. It's in my pocket. I'm gonna get it running.
Are you ready?
Are the diamonds real or what dude? Come on. You're such a lollie gagger. Jesus.
Chill, chill, chill. Alright. You hear this?
You see that? Hey. That shit's real. That shit's real, my boy.
So now let me put it on the phone. I'm gonna put it on the motherfucking earring if this
Now let me see 100% guarantee the shit real bro 100% bro. I don't got fake jewelry man. Come on man
It's working out if you fucking punch me, I swear I'll cry
Yo, my boy, this is glass bitch, this is glass, what are you bringing here?
I did not know that
What bring your business
Tell me some other fucking glass
Well, dude, look if you're not great if you're not grateful for our business
And yes, you come in here trying to fucking swindle me 800 bucks for fucking glass listen, I'll buy it
What are you going to pay for all three of the items combined is what me and Tessa need to know
You got
What do you value the vinyl record at what do you value that at
50 bucks for a vinyl record
I
Okay, everything told I'm gonna give it to you right here right now
Bro, just give me a damn bag of champs and I'll be on my way
I thought I was gonna get 800 bucks, bro. What the hell is this?
You know what? I'll give you a listen. I'm gonna give you a good deal, you know
Since it's your first time in this
Cheva good experience here. I'll give you a 500 for the whole lot right here right now. That's it. No
No, that's you're gonna get
500
Five hundred for the full lot
That's a what do you think a whole fucking lot? That's a bug. It's actually really not bad
Is it okay if I discuss this with with Tesla really quick?
Tessa I know it's not bad, but I need 800 bucks for my backpack
Okay, well how about we take the 500 and then I'll spot you the extra three
Oh my god, Tessa, you're such an angel.
Thank you, Tessa.
Don't make that slurpy noise at me again.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I was just cleaning my nose.
Ew.
I'm sorry, Tessa.
I didn't mean to make it weird.
All right.
No, but Tessa, thank you.
Seriously.
You're welcome.
Let's go get the money for the chains in mine,
because they're crazy here.
You're going to triplet us out for you.
Okay.
What up?
All right, we are gonna take that $500, sir.
Oh, you saw, man.
Listen, look.
Around here, man, we just got the best prices in this bitch.
Yeah, you got your account details ready?
Yeah, man.
Social security, all that.
Whoa, whoa, social security.
Tessa, should I give that to him?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna be right there.
Oh, sorry, man, I've got an idea.
I've got an idea.
You're gonna be right there.
You're gonna pay.
I'm gonna share it off.
Oh, it's okay.
I got through the business
You mean my ID sir
The green bank app and then there should be an account ID at the top under the amount of money you have
Do you mean lemon list?
Um, do you have the banking app?
No, I do not.
Okay, go to the app store at the bottom.
And then download the banking app.
Where is the app store at?
I should make the bottom of your phone.
Where you see the call.
I just see events, social, scooty, weasel, licenses, gallery.
Very bottom of your phone.
Oh, I see it, okay. Oh my God, there's crypto on the app store. Okay, well, let's not get
ahead of ourselves. Sorry. I want to escape the matrix and do a couple of rug pulls and
then move to a, listen to George, he's behind the counter. I don't even know and act like
I don't know nobody. Hey, listen, you're listening crypto is your way to financial freedom. Alright.
Yes, I want to do a couple of rug pulls and act like I don't know nobody.
Okay, it's downloaded.
All right.
So once it's downloaded, open the banking app.
Oh my God, I see my balance.
Dang, I'm rich.
Perfect.
And then just below your balance should be the account ID for your bank and
just read off that number for Zuck here.
Yo, Zuck, it is 0011169.
you.
Oh, you're right.
I'm already back.
Zero zero one one six nine.
No.
Zero zero.
That's what you just.
Ball right.
Zero zero one one one six nine.
So there's a triple one in there.
Yes.
Three ones.
Send that.
Send that.
All right, it takes a little bit coming through you ready you ready. I'm gonna send this shit right now 500 large
Thank you, man. Thank you, bro. You will officially been bricked up
What?
That's the slogan
You ain't never said that when you made a deal what I made a deal with the fuck
up
test us
yeah cause you scammed the fuck out of me
mmhmm
i never scammed you daniel are you serious
you're homies
got it
yo you might want to
uh test us do you dare to go up to the
fuck
you might want to put those cannons away bro
why are you looking did i say you can look
sorry sir
i'm just fucking out junie what do you mean can you look
he told me to take my shirt off
i told me to take it off
i said to put those cannons away but um
hey
he told me to take it off
What hey, whatever y'all got going on more power to you guys all right have fun
Mr. Master
Where do you guys got to go
farm. The farm. So I'll show you, it's a pretty good thing to do. Can I buy that backpack real quick?
Tessa, by the way, I have good news Tessa. We might have been farmed.
Is the farm thing right here? Yeah it is.
Wait, what was your good news? I have good news Tessa.
What's that?
You no longer have to loan me 300 bucks because I already had 1500 and didn't even realize
and that 500 put me at 2,000 so I have enough of the backpack.
Well there you go.
Okay.
Here, I'm going to bring her up to the farm and we're going to let her do her thing at
the farm and I'm actually going to show you how to do all that because I think it might
if you're wild, if you're looking to make some limi today.
What type of farm is it?
Are we talking like cocaine, marijuana?
See, it's that better we should have talked about, bro.
What are you like, bro?
It's just some casual weed.
Oh, casual weed?
As in, as in tree?
Like what you make of it?
I'm not gonna lie, you're dropping.
I'm about to call Officer Shicey myself.
I'm about to call myself that ass.
Oh, wait, wait, oh, got it, sorry guys.
Oh my god, five miles.
I'm gonna make a phone call right about that.
I'm gonna make a phone call.
Tessa.
Hey, Shicey, this is Callie.
Oh my god.
You're on speakerphone in the car.
Hey, Shicey.
Don't sound so excited to hear me.
Hey, Shicey, what up?
I know, Shicey, I got this guy named Nick in the car,
Nick Clancy.
If you get part of your group, just tell me, bro.
Be straight up.
Is he a fan?
He's one of our finest
What?
No, no, no, he's trolling
No, no, no, no, Tessa, Tessa I swear he's flying to you
So how long has he been with the force?
No, no, he gave me some information yesterday
You know, but you know, he's gonna be one of our finest. I mean because you know me I'm an upstanding citizen
So I would love to give you information too
Exactly, I would love to give you a copy
Right I'm happy to be working at one time.
Can you scratch him? Can you shy-steep?
Yeah, you can just put it on your friend.
Okay, guys, no.
You remember that weird time when people used to work with no socks?
Back at those socks, yeah.
He's wearing that outfit.
They're probably tight, but I think it's black.
Almost Italian looking, really tight shirt, black.
Probably around to biceps.
Scratch the fat, scratch the actually fat.
Oh
Yeah, no, beanie's good, I mean, maybe there's another place you'd love to go yo guys
Okay, hey, you're so good women, right guys
That's good, I'll be talking to Commissioner soon
No!
Tessa, what happened to being a good driver? Jesus!
Well, you know, I was distracted by the fact that I have a cop in my car right now.
No? Tessa, no.
The door will open.
Okay.
I'm not a cop.
Well, I'm gonna need you to explain yourself.
Okay, great.
Finally, I get to explain myself because Officer Shreistie pulled me over yesterday.
I flew into town, landed at the airport, and I'm not gonna lie.
I'm the opposite of a cop.
stole a car and he caught me but he let me off the hook.
That's why he was able to remember I had a mustache because he literally pulled me over
yesterday.
I'm not an informant, I promise, guys.
Yes, he's just trying to- He basically just wants me to like, I don't know, I guess die,
he's a sicko.
You know that those track was shiesty oh
My god, it really is a wheat farm
How is it not even ready yet? Yeah, what did you think it was? I thought wheat was code for weed
Is it right? Oh, oh my god. Yeah, I see it. Hello. Nice to meet you
You got that slime color on.
Nickelodeon slime.
She thinks I'd be on a slime.
What's the evil breakfast?
I had a pop-time.
Slime time.
Slime CEO.
Slime flavor.
What was the pop-tart flavor?
Slime flavor.
Conchagrin cinnamon.
Wow.
Cally, are you expecting the grass?
the grass, Cali. Why are you
crouched? No, no, no, no, I'm just
we're going to my friend here.
Make sure it's not up to no good.
Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Nick
Clancy. Hi, Nick. How's it going?
How long have you been a week
farmer for? How long have I been
a week farmer? Yes, how long
How long have you been a wheat farmer for?
I was just introducing you.
Uh, roughly about a week.
Do you enjoy your job?
I guess I do.
I got a question.
Sweet.
Bro, people are locked in on this server.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, could you give me a favor?
Yeah, guys, sorry.
Am I linked?
Inspect that wheat really?
No, no, no, inspect that wheat really fast.
Can you tell me, is that what's ready for you?
Because you've got to go a word with it.
Guys, if I'm lingering, just say I'm lingering,
because I'm gonna be honest, I-
No, no, you're not, no, no, no, you're not lingering.
Actually, I love hanging out with you.
If you could just look at the wheat really fast though.
Okay, I'll check it.
No way, right?
Hello, sir.
I'm just spectating yes Cali okay oh my god hi Cosmo my friend Nick by the way yes
Cosmo sorry Lee proper issues now I'm Nick Clancy
Nick Clancy very beautiful mustache you have amazing sir yes thank you I'm
actually that's the first comment I've gotten on my mustache thank you yes
everybody makes fun of it like Cali made fun of it
uh... officer shanks to make fun of it
uh...
yes that is very
very much a thank you for the couple of them
one compliment
goes a long way
uh...
uh...
This is so immersive.
Thanks, sir.
Wow, this is a whole operation here.
Oh my god.
You guys got a great view.
People work here.
Lots of people work here.
It's a big farm.
So just an idea, by the way, you can literally
make like thousands of dollars here.
Kind of cool.
Really good money.
For real, sis?
Yeah, you pay for meat.
Get young people how much?
You let it grow.
And then you sell it.
I'll get a few thousand.
I was wondering if I could maybe like try a wheat farm or maybe you guys could give me a trial run or like take me under your wings, sir
Wait six wheat seed, thank you sir six or seven
What you all doing?
Six, seven.
Hey, do you want six or seven?
You're so funny.
Young people, they love this joke.
Have you tried farm before?
Have a go crop.
No, I've never been farmed.
I've, I'm sort of what you would call a sissy boy,
but I'm trying to get my feet,
I'm trying to get my hands a little dirty here.
I want to be a farmer.
It's good.
Teach you hard work, and you will get paid.
It will be good for you.
Thank you, sir.
You follow us to Farmer Joe.
OK, Farmer Joe.
Cool.
Yeah.
Go Farmer Joe.
Where are you from?
I just flew in.
I'm from a place called Charpen Springs, Florida.
Have you ever heard of it?
Florida, this is a crazy state.
It's terrible.
I'm sorry for your loss.
No, hey.
Actually, I happy you moved here,
because let me know how to deal with Florida.
Yes, Florida is a beautiful state,
but it's just so humid and sweaty all the time.
And then there's a random act of cannibalism once a week.
So I'm glad, also a lot of Crackheads,
a lot of Crackheads in Florida,
but I'm just glad that I made it to Los Santos,
you know what I mean?
This is good, but I hate break news to you.
Most people here on the fentanyl, they lean over.
All it's real bad.
Fentanyl lean, like they do the lean?
Yes, they do the zombie lean like San Francisco, discussing.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, is this Farmer Joe right here?
Yeah.
$138.
Is that a fair price?
good good I pay I pay oh wait it didn't or did I get it did I get it
just look at your map
I don't I don't see three little dots in field
You only need the one you buy one plots you buy one okay, okay
Yeah, which one should I buy to
All sir there's a problem eight dollars short sir
Dollar shorts here. I
My god, thank you, bro
you gave me 1000 bro you're so nice thank you bro thank you so much can I hug you
You know what they call it, if you press kindness on, yes, next time someone's going to be here
and not have to farm, you do the same thing.
Yes sir, yes sir, an act of kindness leads to another.
Exactly.
You might be the nicest guy I've ever met in my life, man.
Oh, it's okay.
The first one lived a long life.
He's six years old.
Only come to Kate when necessary.
You understand this.
Sir, I just want to hug you, sir.
Thank you, sir. Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Okay, I bought the plot. Now should I go over to the...
the land... the plot?
We go plots.
Nothing, I give you shovel and water.
Dude, thank you, man.
Where are you from, by the way?
What's your name sir?
I'm from Serbia but my mother is from Kazakhstan.
My name is Kosmo.
Kosmo, very nice to meet you.
My mother is from Florida and my dad is from Alaska.
Alaska?
Yes.
Yes, very cold.
Do you miss Serbia or do you like Los Santos better?
This is a very long story.
The customer will say that...
...things will have to be here.
Oh my god, that's so fucking annoying.
Where are your plots?
It is right here, sir, right here.
Oh, I need shovel.
Thank you sir.
Oh my god.
Hello.
Yeah, just planted.
You do this for someone in future, okay?
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Go ahead.
You plant your little seeds and then you will water them.
Is my form good? It's my form good?
I'm gonna give a little yeah, okay
Should I use my bosom for more strength
Okay
Mr. Shiesty!
Cosmo!
Oh!
Good to see you!
Wait a minute.
Good to see you too, man.
God.
Oh.
Hehehehe.
That's you again.
Yes, ma'am.
What's going on, Nick? How you doing, man?
I've been good, Mr. Shiesty. How about you?
I'm okay, I'm okay. You got a...
You got a city boy out here in, uh...
skinny jeans doing farm work.
Come up to me, ask her how to farm. I'll show him.
Maybe next time I...
after this i bring him get the wealth
yeah yeah, give him some money
i give him money
hold on Cosmo, how did you get him?
you can't baby him too much out of him, you know what i'm saying Cosmo?
no, no trust me, i understand
Cosmo is like sort of my father figure in Los Santos, man
yeah, Cosmo's a good guy
You have a record, don't you?
Yes, I have a record, but you don't tell me something.
You know what? Cosmo's gonna teach you a lot, Nick.
Cosmo's gonna teach you a lot. Just make sure you stay close to Cosmo.
Cosmo, you have a record? Like, you are a criminal?
Cosmo kidnapped a person and held him at gunpoint. I'm almost positive.
Cosmo, what happened to love and positivity, bro?
Love and positivity, bro.
Love and positivity bro
11 positively actually I tell you both saying in Serbia government change
people change money never change like you guys to keep me in the job you know
it's a fucked up world we live in yeah man out of March go though yes man
Thank you Mr. Shisei.
Next door robbery better be him.
You take care of Nick, okay?
Are they good?
Okay, I planted all my seeds.
Remember Nick, they got, Cosmo got Nick working the fields.
Nick, this good.
Oh, the guy from yesterday. Hey Nick.
Hello. Hey guys.
Hello, he talked. He's too prolly whisper.
Hello, hello.
Oh, hi Nick.
Oh, y'all here farming, making some money, huh? It's good.
Yes, what are you guys doing up there?
It's good. Yes. What are you guys doing out here? Just checking on everything?
Yeah, we're just, you know, patrolling the area. We know farmers like, you know,
get robbed sometimes, so it's good for us to come up here to make sure everything's good.
Awesome. That's incredible.
Yeah.
A multiple gun shot shooting here. Very bad.
Yeah. Presidents is our first level of force.
Hey, listen, Cosmo and Nick, I'm gonna show my number with you, okay?
Oh my god, that's incredible. Mr. Scheisse. Okay, stop. Stop. Listen, you gotta stop
glazing. All right, you're not under arrest. Sorry, sir. Sorry, Scheisse, sir.
I'm sorry. I hate to be honest, but I'm gonna do it anyway the rest of the day.
I'm sorry.
Oh, thank you.
Okay, sorry.
I didn't save yours.
I'll save it.
No.
Got it.
There we go.
Send me mine.
I thought that was...
Yo, chat.
How do I, like...
If I want to pee, what do I say?
I'm meditating?
Your phone number you open your phone you go to your set thing yeah, I'm leaving my customers that customers got them
All right, brothers. Yeah, I'll take care
Mosquitoes Maxwell, please. Let's go. I think I can't be up here. I'm too like
Chewing your car again
Guys I just shared it do you guys see it
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Mr. Shisee.
Ben, is he seeing you here?
Nick, my name is Sharon.
Yes, okay.
You're having a conversation with Nick here?
Did you get that, Hailey?
I did.
Sweet.
You just normally come around these parts and soft?
You just normally come around
Gang area
Excuse me, you guys are stepping on my crops
Thank you
Thank you
I
Plus one
Chad if I want to go P do I say I'm meditating
I'm a citizen.
I'm a citizen and you're a cop.
Can you finish that sentence for me?
No, finish that sentence.
What is he saying?
No, no, no.
What is he?
What is he?
Like, a bitch.
What did he just say?
No.
Finish the sentence.
You were just a rebel.
I'll finish.
Oh, I was not.
That's a shot.
He's digging his grave.
We need to shovel the cluster, right?
We can't shovel ready for him.
We can't shovel ready for him.
Have you looked at Tessa?
I don't need to okay. Hey guys, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go meditate really quick
No, no, no, there's no DS later. Whoa, why do you scream without emotional and angry?
Watch over this one, okay?
You know, Cosmo Oldman must experience.
Yeah, Cosmo.
Alright, let me get this call.
We will be in gang shootouts in two hours.
Oh, listen, the more I've gotten really bad with the farmers.
Because I've been struggling so much working hard.
And my crops, I'm not trolling you, just expired.
You're a great CEO. He thought he'd expired.
Any remaining crops have been removed.
All because I was in the middle of talking to you.
Do you know how much money I just lost?
I lost like seven bands because of you.
Is nobody there?
Two thousand.
Officer, you've worked tirelessly.
Day in and day out at two thousand.
I just lost seven bands because of you.
And you're going to be two thousand.
I can't afford to pay you seven back. Are you?
Listen, okay? My partner's watching back there, okay?
And then this, this, this Nick guy in Cosmo.
Okay, please. Listen, I need to keep, let me keep my,
don't, don't get you right now.
I would never beat you.
I'm simply asking you to make what's wrong right,
like a good cop would do.
Okay, I'm gonna go to the bank. I'll get you my, okay?
You sending your phone number?
I have you I literally called me like literally I told you from the lemon list. I don't have your address whatever
I don't feel like saving it. That's a lot of work
Yes
Can look for leave this
Yes
It's good, you know, just out here, checking on everybody.
Cosmo, I have a question about the crosses.
Once I water them, how long does it take for me to, like, do I just wait now?
Make it back in
So plots less for four hours
Chess you mean three real hours three real hours or three GKM
You know, maybe three hours from now up to you. It's only 16. So, you know, that's much but it's start
Fuck real hours. God damn it. I'm not gonna be out on that
Cosmo could you um
Could you pass me one of those darts in your hand?
Yes, I'll give you one.
Thank you.
Could you...
There, I'll give you seven.
Seven darts? Thank you.
Cosmo, do you do any of the vaping, or are you not a big vapor?
I'm no vape. I smoke Marlboro Woods for how long? Maybe...
40 years. I love this.
Oh, that's strong. Cosmo.
Yes, my name is Nick. Yes, sir.
Yes sir.
Yes.
Get out of here, maybe talk, nothing for police.
Yes sir.
Yes.
We must find a car, you have a car.
Yes, well I had my, I came here with my friends, I don't have my car anymore, I had my rentals.
Do you have a car, Cosmo?
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go with my car.
Cosmo can get you.
Watch him run.
I was working with a heavy-meant board.
So tell me about yourself. What kind of skill do you have?
Dude, I'm good at video games, but I'm noticing in this city it doesn't really matter too much.
Yes, not too many people play video games here.
Yeah, nobody really cares how good you are at video games here. It's more about just like farming and crime
So Nathan
speed now
How'd you find me?
Cosmo what the fuck was that?
I don't want phone, I want key
Fuckin, he's got a sniper
I thought you were like a nice old man
this is lesson number one no one nice in this fucking city okay you come here
everyone asshole I want you to know this okay oh my god do you have a fucking
Sniper
Bro you're like mentally ill that guy was a normal guy
You're a psycho
Hold out and get the call from Khalida
I'm with Cosmo at the gas station, or at the clothing store.
I think we're about a dip.
I don't know.
I think we're about to commit crimes.
Oh, oh, okay, well, just stay in that on the left, I understand, okay?
Uh, alright, well, you be easy.
You know, I'll run to you, probably in like, uh, an hour.
I got stuff for you, a job.
Alright, we'll see you.
See you later, Kalita.
Alright, peace.
Sorry, sir, what were you saying?
We have conversation first, and then we decide what to do.
Wait, Cosmo, you, you just, you just changed your outfit instantly.
What the hell?
Change in changing room. What's your man?
I going to score a change in change of room. You know what?
So Cosmo, are you like a like a hardened criminal?
There's
Cosmo used to, uh, buy things from his Hunter.
Farmer.
It was hard work.
But that's nice.
Cosmo...
Put on different masks.
You can get some free.
Jesus Cosmo!
Oh my god dude!
Cosmo is most likely to get most violent, uh...
...like it is now.
Concerned who is this Black Chosey right now.
Good God Cosmo, do I have your number by the way?
Yep, there you are right there hold up one second
Yeah sir, why don't you want to talk about Cosmo?
Yes, Tarpan Springs to be exact.
Well, I used to gangbang, but then I started playing video games and yeah, I don't know,
I flew in here yesterday and I'm trying to make a new life for myself, trying to make
money.
You are gangbang.
What's that for you, Rick?
In Tarpen Springs, I was one of the sponges, so basically there's two games in Tarpen Springs
that are prevalent.
sponges and just like the Crips and I was a sponge so.
You were sponge versus Crips.
The showers, that's good.
I like you come here to think.
What's in conversation?
This is a really good spot to think.
This is Sandy Shore, this town north of us, and across the water is National Park.
Cosmo usually makes money in National Park.
How do you make, oh wait, Cosmo, they might hear us, the locals, do you want to...
Inbanger, yes?
Yes.
Make them leave.
Yo, guys.
Yo, guys, we're trying to have a private conversation.
Beautiful.
This is good.
Good.
Okay, continue, Cosmo.
Talk with you.
This is good.
This is good.
Yes.
This is a plus.
yes
now sir you sort of threw me a thousand dollars like it was nothing like
cosmo what is your net worth
if you don't mind me asking
cosmo how much you give in bank let's assume
cosmo just buy a twenty thousand dollar car and he have thirty seven thousand
dollar left
Jesus dude i have a thousand bucks at like or i have like three thousand
bucks max
That's okay. Everyone has to search somewhere.
It's a reality of life, correct?
Yes. Have to have money to make money.
Exactly. Cosmo, now when you said you normally make money in the park,
what did you actually mean by that?
You've never been hunting before in Florida. Maybe shoot an alligator or
fucking whatever in Florida.
No, I'm not really into the whole hunting thing, but some people do it,
like some people are hunters.
that's okay. I'm saying maybe not for everyone, but Cosmo is probably the most well-known poacher
throughout San Andreas. What gets people what they need? Pelts, feather, live animal. Cosmo do this.
So when you say poacher, you mean like if I tell you I want a deer head, you'll get a deer head?
I will get you deer pelts and maybe antler, but I don't like bringing fucking carcass of
I
See and what are you looking for like a henchman that could like sort of like Cosmo
I'm down to be one of your henchmen on like side quests because
Bro, I see these people working at like burger shop and they just look miserable like I'm trying to get right to the you know
What I'm saying like I'm trying to get right to that money
Yes
It's okay
Cosmo had many avenue for this
But, Cosmo will admit you are not only one with this mentality, you must realize there
are more people like you.
People who will take advantage of your ignorance, you must understand.
How so do you mean?
Everyone have agenda, including Cosmo, of what they really want in city.
I will tell you what Cosmo wants.
I want all of this.
This lands to be mine. I may go and I please. Whether on farm, in national forest, or to
sandy shore. This is good dream for Cosmo. The issue is park ranger.
What do you mean the issue is park ranger? Like they step on your toes a lot?
Try to arrest Cosmo multiple times for time in national park. There is an officer named
Maple Thorn, Sean Maple Thorn. It's Cosmo, most likely his worst enemy. If we ever run
into him, we call him Maple Cunt, okay? Maple Cunt, okay. All right. Yes, sir.
This yesterday, it's really fun. So, Cosmo, when did you fly into the city from Serbia?
Cosmo has been in Los Santos for a long time. He leaves Serbia because he do job there that
goes sideways to say list. Cosmo needs to be placed in federal protection here in Los
Santos. That's all he will say for now. Wow. So Cosmo your dream is to one day own all this.
Yes, whether not on paper, maybe on streets.
I see.
I understand.
Well, Cosmo, if you ever need somebody that could help you with a job, like I'm always there to help, sir.
I think I look at you as a father, honestly.
This is good.
Appreciate this.
Thank you, Cosmo.
What have you been through at City?
Have you done so far?
I've been to the pier, I went to the casino, but it was closed.
I met Officer Shiesty, I personally think he's a little bit of a cunt.
This is true.
And yeah.
Giant ego.
Giant ego, yes.
I don't know. I feel like you're the first person I met that showed me true respect.
Well, this is the thing. I have no problem with you, you're a stranger. You come up,
you ask me questions. I have no reason to say no.
Sure. I feel like most people in the city that gets a little bit of power,
they forget where they come from. With cosmolonic like this, you remember everyone he worked with.
Yeah, I feel good. I feel like that's happened a lot. I also feel a lot of egos in the city like just people that just sort of speak down on you like you're not on their level kind of thing.
This is true. But we can circumnavigate this, correct? Number one rule.
Cool. Okay. A lot of people come and talk all this kind of shit to you.
to you. I think they're better than you. But they did not know you. They did not know what
you are capable of. And they did not know what your cards you hold to keep this close
to chest. Okay. Yes, truly let no someone know what you think. Yes. Okay. Okay. Thank
Thank you, sir.
Sick.
You can't rule.
You have guns?
No, I don't have any guns.
I just flew in yesterday.
It's okay.
If you want to get involved in this life, this would be first go.
You need to get a gun.
Okay.
Cosmo.
I have $3,000.
Is that enough for a gun, do you think?
Most street gun go for 10k including magazine and bulletin. That's if you get good deal
Fuck!
He has a firearm, but he will not sell you. You must procure yourself.
Okay, so Cosmo, how about I get a firearm probably tomorrow, and I call you and we maybe
solve some of your problems, maybe make some money, maybe
I don't know.
Form an alliance?
Cosmo think maybe he's sure you had to gather some money.
Yes, yes, how?
Many ways.
I was doing Goober, Goober driving, is that good?
Goober okay, but if you want something more exciting, we can go visit convenience store.
Convenience store, okay.
Well Cosmo, the only thing is I have to sleep in like 30 minutes Cosmo.
I don't think I have, but maybe tomorrow I could be your henchman.
Sounds good to Cosmo. Cosmo, you're the best person I've ever met in the city.
You are too flatter. Much appreciated.
Now, uh, well, oop.
Tell me about G.
Cosmo, what does Boba G mean?
I don't know, I just come out.
Okay.
He wants me to take you somewhere.
Yes, um, I'm sort of homeless, so what's a good sleeping sound?
What's a good sleeping spot, do you think?
Oh yeah, that could be good.
I don't think I have an apartment yet, Baba Ji.
Oh, sweet.
Wait, they have government housing in this game?
Or, oh.
in the city in the city yes in the city in the city oh my god I didn't know the
city did government housing that's so good
I have this was like my
Second day in the city, and I already have $3,000 so I think that's a pretty good start. I sold some stuff in the pawn shop
Yes, I sold a vinyl and a diamond earring and a bronze medallion for like I think 500 bucks
It was his pawn shop.
Yeah, I feel like he kind of undercut me a little bit, to be honest, like I feel like
he gave, he only gave me 500 bucks and I feel like my stuff was worth more.
So it's one of those things where if you're friends with him he'll give you more money
Interesting okay
Yeah, I heard about a shooting also by the, um, I heard about a shooting by the Vespucci
pawn shop today, I think, from Calista.
Today?
Yes.
Someone, uh, maybe a week ago, did personal part done from shooting at Vespucci as well.
Good God.
Um, why do you need to...
...fire on this town, because I tell you, you never want to be cost-lagged.
Cosmo, has there ever been a, um...
...like Cosmo, has there ever been like a threat on your life?
Like, has anybody ever put you to gunpoint?
Not yet. Cosmo has been one put into gunpoints, but they can change any moments.
Really?
Always be prepared for no sense of it.
Oh my god, these apartments are nice!
What you want to do is you want to check on your phone,
Property app,
and it will tell you which building and which apartments
that your apartment is.
This one in front of us is building A.
One on left is building B.
It's building A. I'm in building A.
It's floor.
Building A, room 1105.
You are all the way at top floor.
Yes.
We'll keep it.
Speed.
It's Nick.
It was pleasure meeting you.
Cosmo, it was pleasure meeting you too, my friend.
I see you tomorrow.
I see you tomorrow, nice and early.
Yes, Cosmo.
Good night and be safe, or good day and be safe Cosmo.
You as well, I'll see you.
Remember Cosmo, always be cool.
Always cool.
Yo, that guy was fucking awesome!
So I sleep, can I go to 1105?
a merchant. Oh, going up? 11. Floor 11, room 5. Bro, people are so into it on NoPixel.
Oh my god, it's so good. Yo, Cosmo was cool as fuck. I did not know he was going to be
a gangbanger. I don't think he was going to be a gangbanger. 1105. Okay. 411. 1105. 1105.
11. There's my room right there. Which I don't think I have the key for it. What do I need
for how do I get the key?
Will you just go in?
Oh.
Oh my God, I was unlucky to be lucky.
Yo, this is my apartment.
This is nice.
Bro, I got a nice view.
Holy shit.
Not bad.
I should probably lock it, right?
I thought that I was sweet.
All right, Chad, well, that was fun as fuck.
Dude, not bad.
I made like three grand.
Jump off?
Why?
Why?
Chad, dude, I made like three grand.
Guys, W stream, y'all. W fucking stream.
Chat, tomorrow's my birthday, boys.
We got a little bit of a birthday stream tomorrow, chat.
I'm excited. I actually don't know what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
The FNCS thing, is that like 11 to three?
But I'm gonna, I'm going out with my dad
and my brother tomorrow morning.
So I don't know if I'm gonna make it for FNCS.
I don't know what I'm gonna do tomorrow, but chat.
Love y'all, boys.
I might watch Mingo's games if he plays at the right times.
But chat, love y'all and I will see y'all boys tomorrow.
That was fun, bro.
Cosmo was cool, Tessa was cool.
So do you guys know that guy's Twitch?
I wanna rate him.
What was Cosmo's Twitch?
Never know it's Twitch.
Yes, happy early birthday.
Yeah, tomorrow's gonna be my video though.
Chat, what was his Twitch, Hermione?
I wanna rate him.
Oh, he's not live, he's not live.
Okay, chat.
Love y'all boys and yeah, man.
I will see you guys tomorrow on my birthday chat.
Tomorrow I'm gonna be 25, bro.
I'm getting to like aunt status, dude.
I'm getting to aunt status.
Like genuinely I'm getting to aunt status.
Oh, chat, we can read Tessa.
Guys, what was Tessa's?
What was Tessa's name?
Nakira, Nakira.
That would be pretty wholesome.
Tessa actually helped a lot.
All right, guys.
Boom.
Chat, I will see y'all boys tomorrow, man.
Guys, go raid Tessa, show some love.
Chat, see y'all boys tomorrow.
On my birthday, chat.
I'm going to be 25 tomorrow, man.
This is the last 10 seconds you're ever going to see of me being 24.
24 but chat go raid test show some love it's not key to
In twitch and yeah boys I'ma see y'all man
Thanks for the 35 and we got the raid on the tessa chat piece out love y'all have it a wonderful amazing
Fantabulous incredible night, and I'll see y'all boys into the next one. Peace
Oh, and as always, in case I don't see you, good afternoon.