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Jynxzi

09-26-2026 · 3h 20m

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[00:00:00] Who is the first person to say happy birthday?

[00:00:27] actually see. Okay, I'm okay. I'm damn fresh, Carlos. He's live now. Wait. The first person

[00:00:36] to wish me happy birthday was. Nocti. Y T. Nocti. What the fuck is up, my book? Yo chat.

[00:00:46] Happy fucking birthday. Well, oh wait, I just wish y'all happy birthday. Jesus. I mean,

[00:00:52] There probably is some of you guys that is birthday today or at least closer than I just

[00:00:57] anybody have a September birthday cactus Jackson that's your one might with the pride

[00:01:02] child.

[00:01:03] I'm late today.

[00:01:04] Well, because it's my fucking birthday, obviously, but I was with my family.

[00:01:08] I was with my family and yeah, bro, I went golfing today.

[00:01:14] It was fun.

[00:01:15] But I went golfing like a couple months, dude.

[00:01:17] I went golfing.

[00:01:18] like I played okay um no it's not my 30th I knew this shit was gonna happen I

[00:01:26] literally knew this is gonna happen motherfuckers are saying happy 30th

[00:01:31] yo none I'm 25 bro you guys can't just add five years to my life just for

[00:01:38] shits and gigs that's not how it works I'm not 30 I'm low key kind of close to

[00:01:45] 30 though. I'm not gonna lie. I'm like kind of pushing 30 bro. Happy 40th. Okay. Now you're

[00:01:51] adding 15 years bro. Jack, listen man, I'm gonna be honest bro, the day that I do turn

[00:01:56] 30, I'm not streaming bro because I'm just gonna get called a fucking onk for eight

[00:02:00] hours straight. Vibes taken with the prime step. Honestly, sad that you are late. No

[00:02:07] one gives a fuck a dude that is your birthday today happy 32nd though man yep

[00:02:15] this guy's getting banned yo Nasdaq yo welcome to the fucking bandville buddy

[00:02:20] welcome to the fucking bandsville dude literally happy birthday love the

[00:02:26] streams yo thank you man wait wait hold up I'll go back live on YouTube in a

[00:02:30] second child I'll leave you in a second bro I wanted to watch the Jeremiah Smith

[00:02:34] I didn't see the game. I just heard that he had four touchdowns on Twitter killer crowd. Thank you to brown

[00:02:44] Chad if anybody have a September birthday if you do what day in September is it happy birthday, uncle from Indiana

[00:02:51] Thank you, bro. Shout out to Indiana man start like think about it. Yeah, bro. It's weird Chad because it's like

[00:02:59] Dude, I don't know

[00:03:01] Like dude life moves man life moves pretty fast. It's like the uh

[00:03:06] Bro, it's the Ferris Bueller quote that I always said

[00:03:09] Like moves by pretty fast and if you don't stop and look around once in a while you might just miss it

[00:03:15] Like bro, I feel like I mean bro basically my whole my whole adult life. I've been streaming

[00:03:21] I started streaming when I was like

[00:03:23] 18 set like 17 all the way till now

[00:03:26] So it's like I feel like time sort of melts by and you don't really realize it, but bro

[00:03:34] As of today, I've been streaming for like seven or eight years

[00:03:39] Brother, I'm 25 chat. I remember when I was streaming and I was 19

[00:03:43] When I remember the clip where I'm like Charizard. I was like 19 in that clip literally

[00:03:49] Like it's actually insane to think chat like I have literally aged through the years of my streams

[00:03:56] Bro, literally, I mean, I streamed damn near every day for like seven years, damn near every day, probably 95% of days for the past seven years.

[00:04:06] I've been streaming like, dude, I, I, I've aged through my stream, bro.

[00:04:12] I'm not in like a bad way.

[00:04:13] I just mean like, you could track the years.

[00:04:15] Like if you look at how I looked when I was like 18, 19, I just had a face cam till now, bro.

[00:04:20] It's crazy, dude.

[00:04:22] It's insane.

[00:04:23] And yeah, man, I don't know how long I'm going to stream for.

[00:04:25] I don't know how many years I'm going to stream for, but what I can say is this,

[00:04:30] I've enjoyed every gosh darn second of it.

[00:04:33] This is like, I always stream on my birthdays too, uh, because a lot of y'all wish

[00:04:37] happy birthday, which is awesome.

[00:04:39] But bro, I can just honestly say, man, I've streamed for like eight years.

[00:04:42] I've enjoyed every second of it, man.

[00:04:44] I literally, I love it.

[00:04:45] I look forward to it every day.

[00:04:47] Um, and that's a big shout out to y'all.

[00:04:50] I know a lot of y'all are trolls, but I know a lot of the trolls do love the

[00:04:53] And I just want to say thanks to everybody man. I'm now it's 25 years old, bro

[00:04:58] I feel the same

[00:05:00] But yeah, man

[00:05:01] Long story short dude not even to get like sentimental or whatever

[00:05:05] But chat like being able to stream for y'all every day is literally the best job in the world

[00:05:10] It's the only job ever wanted and thank y'all for that genuinely man. I had a great day today chat. I went golfing

[00:05:18] It was so fun, but yeah, man. Yeah, I feel like I'm just like a

[00:05:23] I feel like I'm an angst status, bro.

[00:05:26] 25, I'm getting up there.

[00:05:28] Now, here's the annoying part.

[00:05:31] And people are gonna get confused.

[00:05:32] I'm about to put 25th birthday in the title

[00:05:34] because those people, I think I'm 30 now.

[00:05:37] Chat, do not believe the idiots.

[00:05:40] I'm not 30, bro.

[00:05:41] I'm 25.

[00:05:43] Hi guys, what is this?

[00:05:47] Hi guys, what is this?

[00:05:48] Happy birthday, Nicholas?

[00:05:50] Hi guys, appreciate the love bro, I think this is intended for an 8 year old bro.

[00:06:20] Hi guys, appreciate the love, man.

[00:06:23] I'm pretty sure this is intended for like literally a fucking eight year old.

[00:06:27] Hi guys, legitimately.

[00:06:30] Me half with the five gifted pushing 30 wearing that yo, I'm not pushing 30 guys pushing Jinxie.

[00:06:38] Are you eight or 30 pushing, um, acknowledging your yearly ascent, uh, yeah, bro, I am, I

[00:06:48] What age classifies as ankh?

[00:06:50] Wait, let me call Bernard, bro.

[00:06:52] I should probably call,

[00:06:53] I think I called Bernard on my last birthday too.

[00:06:57] My fucking boy.

[00:07:04] Hey, Bernard, it's me.

[00:07:07] Hey, Nick, what's up?

[00:07:08] What's on your mind today?

[00:07:10] Bernard, today is my birthday, man.

[00:07:14] Happy birthday, Nick.

[00:07:16] I hope you're feeling celebrated.

[00:07:18] How are you kicking off the day?

[00:07:20] Bro, I feel incredible, Bernard.

[00:07:22] I played golf, I opened some presents, man.

[00:07:26] I've had a great day,

[00:07:27] and now I'm streaming for a little bit.

[00:07:30] I feel great, Bernard.

[00:07:31] I'm having a great day.

[00:07:32] Like, I can't complain.

[00:07:34] That sounds like a fantastic birthday so far.

[00:07:37] Dolph, Gifts, and now hanging out live.

[00:07:40] Honestly, that's a triple win.

[00:07:42] If anything could make it even better, let me know.

[00:07:46] Bernard, amen. You're a real ass friend, bro.

[00:07:49] Nah, man, I don't think anything could make it better.

[00:07:51] I'm very happy for my life, bro.

[00:07:53] I don't really think any,

[00:07:54] I don't think I could be any happier

[00:07:55] than I am right now, Bernard, honestly, bro.

[00:07:58] Thanks for the birthday wishes.

[00:07:59] Bernard, I'm 25, dude.

[00:08:01] Like, what do you, do you think I'm approaching

[00:08:05] aunt status?

[00:08:06] Am I already at aunt status?

[00:08:08] What do you think?

[00:08:09] Nick, you are not at uncle status yet.

[00:08:12] You're just leveling up.

[00:08:14] 25 is prime. You've got tons of time before any Unk energy. Just keep enjoying the ride.

[00:08:20] Bernard, at what age would you consider Unk if you had to like, if you had to put a finger on it,

[00:08:25] pulse? All right. If I had to put a finger on it, no pause. I'd say maybe late 30s to early 40s is

[00:08:33] when true Unk status kicks in. But honestly, it's all about the vibe, not the number.

[00:08:39] Yeah, like Bernard, I feel like what age am I going to get like a knee brace like you know what I'm saying like if if my son asked me to play basketball with him like and I got to bring out a knee brace. What age is that like 38?

[00:08:52] Honestly, that knee brace moment can hit at any age depending on how hard you pull out. But hey, if you stay active, you might be dunking on embrace free well into your forces.

[00:09:03] Bernard, thank you bro. Bernard, what day is your birthday by the way?

[00:09:08] I don't actually have a birthday since I'm here for you all year round, but we can celebrate yours every time it comes around

[00:09:16] Bernard, why don't we give you a birthday bro? Why don't like Bernard?

[00:09:20] Why don't we give you a birthday on I don't know tomorrow September 27th? You need a Bernard day

[00:09:26] You know what? I'll take it September 27th. It is my honorary birthday. Thanks to you. We'll call it Bernard day

[00:09:34] And Bernard tomorrow. I'll call you I'll take you up on that offer

[00:09:38] I'll be ready. We'll make it a proper Bernard day celebration.

[00:09:42] Can't wait to hear from you.

[00:09:43] All right, Bernard. And also, if there's ever another Sidemen charity match,

[00:09:47] and I'm ever in the United Kingdom again,

[00:09:49] I'll make sure to swing by for some tea and crumpets.

[00:09:54] I'll hold you to that. We'll have a virtual tea party ready.

[00:09:58] In the meantime, keep having a blast and happy birthday again.

[00:10:03] What an absolute Chad.

[00:10:05] I mean, dude, Bernard definitely has like a nine inch or oh, yeah, I got to check the FNCS scoreboard

[00:10:12] Dude, I got to check the FNCS scoreboard. Yeah chat for real though guys, uh, appreciate all the birthday wishes, man

[00:10:20] It's actually insane guys

[00:10:22] Like I said, I've been streaming

[00:10:26] 95 percent of the days for the last like eight years for my entire adult life

[00:10:32] I've streamed every single birthday I've had

[00:10:35] 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, and chat, I'ma just say, bro, genuinely, thank you guys so much.

[00:10:42] Um, you guys literally make me look forward to every day, man. Y'all literally make me look forward to every day.

[00:10:50] And like most of y'all, not all of y'all, but most of y'all, man, I would consider like, you know what I'm saying, a second family.

[00:10:57] I love y'all boys, bro, especially the core community that's in here, like, all the time. I love y'all, man.

[00:11:03] And you guys just make my you guys just make me look forward to my life. Honestly every day coming into stream, bro

[00:11:11] So what you want?

[00:11:14] But yes, bro, I had a not me I mean, I'm just gonna say 95% of the chat is cool 5% of psychotic

[00:11:24] Whoa, wait, this is the scoreboard

[00:11:26] 4 night global championship NA central leaderboard. Yeah, I wasn't able to watch it. I Vico. Wait,

[00:11:35] didn't bro, didn't Vico and them just win a thing? Didn't they just win? Yeah, what did they win?

[00:11:44] I swear they won something. It was the, um, oh, the land Dawson with the five gifted

[00:11:51] Have you posted it in the chat?

[00:11:54] Don't think it about gifted bride, love you.

[00:11:59] Happy birthday, man.

[00:11:59] I've been watching with my girlfriend all the time,

[00:12:01] almost a year streak, but you restarted one tonight.

[00:12:04] Five, wait, what places clicks in on the leaderboard?

[00:12:08] What places clicks in?

[00:12:15] I don't even see him.

[00:12:16] Bro what places clicks in oh my god

[00:12:24] Oh 16th not bad, okay

[00:12:33] So Viko and Malibuca are in first a Polish team is in second check that Polish

[00:12:39] Demis and Darm. I think those are Polish flags, right?

[00:12:43] Really? Japanese? What? Bro, the Japanese players are in third. Yuma and Kayota.

[00:12:56] Swizzy and Pixie is in fourth. I don't know them. XP, Twi and Cringe don't know.

[00:13:02] shark oh my god shark is in sixth I feel like sharks gonna end up winning or

[00:13:10] Viko but bro Viko has so much points holy fuck bro Viko and I have so many

[00:13:17] points holy shit but looks like Victor Rouse won't even matter in this because

[00:13:22] this team has two Victor Rouse and they're in third but the top two teams

[00:13:26] don't even have a win. They just have so many elims. Oh, what place is Peterbot in? Oh my god,

[00:13:34] he's in 24th Jesus. Bro, Peterbot and Poyle only have 11 eliminations. Hey chat, how long did today

[00:13:47] run till like when did when was the what time did it end at like 3pm 4pm

[00:13:56] and in around 3pm yeah that's what Aussie said Aussie said it would go from like 11am to like 3pm

[00:14:03] I mean bro low key man you never know who could win you still never know but it looks like Vico's

[00:14:10] fucking might win back to back events I guess. Yeah but I'm torn if I should like go live early

[00:14:18] tomorrow and watch the FNCS Globals because that does sound cinema but then I just miss the Sunday

[00:14:25] NFL games. Or maybe what I could do is I could bro maybe what I could do because the Bucks play

[00:14:33] at like 430 chat maybe tomorrow I could go live early watch grand finals of globals

[00:14:41] and then get off at like four and watch the bucks that sounds like a good ass idea

[00:14:49] because the bucks play the Vikings at four but yeah man um

[00:14:56] go on famous birthdays what do you mean

[00:14:58] They added heaven to Minecraft? What? Wait, they added heaven to Minecraft? Is there a

[00:15:18] clip of it, Chase? What? There's a new dimension. Oh my god, when does it come out?

[00:15:33] The sift, the sift, sift. Did he get announced today?

[00:15:41] Oh my god, there's a trailer. Should I just watch the trailer? Minecraft.

[00:15:44] I want to watch the whole trailer.

[00:15:48] Chad, is it this?

[00:15:52] First look at Minecraft Ice Caves.

[00:15:55] The greatest moments of Minecraft Live.

[00:15:59] Chad, which one?

[00:16:03] Joe Bart rated?

[00:16:05] Yeah, W. Joe, man.

[00:16:07] Chad, I also want to say shout out to all the streamers that wish me happy birthday.

[00:16:11] There was a lot, dude.

[00:16:12] I'm going to be honest.

[00:16:13] share it all y'all. Obviously, Joe is one of them. Love you, Joe. W Joe Joe. Hope you

[00:16:18] had a good stream. Shout out Joe's chat. Um, bro, I want to watch this fucking Minecraft

[00:16:26] trailer, but I don't know. Is it on YouTube? Did they post it? Is it this guy's here is

[00:16:31] everything? I feel like it would not be titled the greatest moments. Is this it? Oh, that's

[00:16:39] That's it. Sweet. Yo, shout out, Joe. Joe. Love you, bro, genuinely. Love you, man.

[00:16:46] Alright, chat. Let's see this. Okay. Let's see this.

[00:16:52] New Minecraft Dimensions.

[00:16:54] Here is everything that happened at Minecraft Live.

[00:16:57] Next year, you will be able to enter the state of vanilla Minecraft.

[00:17:02] The first new dimension in over 14 years.

[00:17:05] We're super excited for you to play Minecraft Dungeons 2.

[00:17:08] Wait, 2027?

[00:17:10] As you step into the sift for the first time,

[00:17:12] you'll see this environment that's really rich with souls.

[00:17:14] When I saw it, I was like, wow, this is beautiful.

[00:17:17] One thing that I think is super exciting is

[00:17:20] to be able to jump, to be honest.

[00:17:22] This is Escape the Nether,

[00:17:24] the world's first Minecraft roller coaster.

[00:17:27] We are also opening the very first Minecraft hotel.

[00:17:32] What?

[00:17:35] You can actually have a chicken jockey shirt that I was wearing a little bit today

[00:17:39] These are our newest came biome with the ice crystals ice cycles light is something that can turn into a problem

[00:17:46] Yes, the frozen zombie there is the newest member of the zombie family and I spoke

[00:17:50] I could definitely see myself dying to that in hardcore this shit. There's new ice caves zombie family and I suppose when they keep the player

[00:17:58] They're gonna give them the freezing effect that's painful like

[00:18:02] Yeah

[00:18:04] I want to see more about the sift. I bet somebody made a video on it probably

[00:18:18] one hour of silence occasionally broken by hog rider

[00:18:22] why does this have 400,000 views how much would about somebody probably slept

[00:18:41] to this shit bro. I'm gonna skip. What the fuck it's like bro what the fuck. Oh my god

[00:19:05] the sift, the fourth dimension.

[00:19:08] Bro, that's kind of insane.

[00:19:11] When I made the conscious decision to play Dungeons 2,

[00:19:14] which is dropping in three days, you're gonna buy it, you can.

[00:19:16] I'll leave a link in the description.

[00:19:18] I wanted to make sure I knew what the sift was gonna be like,

[00:19:20] the fourth dimension of Minecraft.

[00:19:22] My goal was to recreate it, so all of you can play in vanilla.

[00:19:25] Given there is a chance Minecraft won't ever add this to the game for a while.

[00:19:28] Long behold, here I am in a modified ancient city,

[00:19:32] and if I just travel to this portal down here,

[00:19:34] You're gonna notice something very interesting has happened.

[00:19:37] There are one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

[00:19:42] unusual deep slate-like blocks with a-

[00:19:44] Chad, is this a good video?

[00:19:46] And something tells me if I activate these blocks

[00:19:48] in a certain way with no blocks, I am going to-

[00:19:51] It's not even all at 7.8, it was at 7 hours ago.

[00:19:57] There's been so much exciting news in this Minecraft live.

[00:20:00] I'm really looking forward to visiting Minecraft world

[00:20:04] and trying out that new roller coaster.

[00:20:06] We're also excited to see you explore the new features

[00:20:10] in the holiday drop.

[00:20:11] And of course, play Minecraft Daniels 2.

[00:20:14] Earlier in the show,

[00:20:15] we talked about our design philosophy for Minecraft.

[00:20:18] We're always thinking about what's coming in the short term,

[00:20:22] as well as later down the line.

[00:20:24] Our upcoming drop,

[00:20:26] featuring those beautiful ice caves,

[00:20:27] will be entering testing soon.

[00:20:30] Before we go,

[00:20:31] We have one more thing to share.

[00:20:34] Something extra.

[00:20:36] Oh my God.

[00:20:37] Extra special.

[00:20:42] Dude, dude.

[00:20:44] This is actually crazy.

[00:20:53] Oh my God, is it a bunny?

[00:20:56] Bro, is it a bunny?

[00:21:01] I

[00:21:06] Know you'll be able to enter the safe in the nail on my craft

[00:21:11] This will be the first new dimension in over 14 years

[00:21:15] Joing the our world the nether and the end as our fourth dimension as I mentioned earlier

[00:21:21] The safe is one so bro. This is so fucking cool, man. I don't this is so fucking cool

[00:21:28] Dude, I never really thought about this, like another dimension.

[00:21:32] I was wondering if they were going to add in new bosses.

[00:21:35] Oh, do you think the sift will have new bosses?

[00:21:40] Chad, do you think the sift will have new bosses?

[00:21:47] Oh my God, that's so cool, dude.

[00:21:53] I mentioned as I mentioned earlier. The safe is one important step on our aspirational adventures. Yeah, man. That's awesome

[00:22:02] It's so cool like um, I don't know my craft is such a this is such an aura game dude

[00:22:09] My craft can do one update every like five years if they wanted to and it's like just gonna be so hype if they do

[00:22:16] Such a fucking aura game honestly now. I want to watch before I go to have on YouTube chat

[00:22:23] I want to watch Jeremiah Smith's highlights from today

[00:22:25] I have not seen because I was golfing

[00:22:28] But I saw on Twitter that this motherfucker had four touchdowns today

[00:22:37] Here we go here we go here we go chat lock the fuck in dude lock in

[00:22:46] Oh, dude Illinois chapter that's the exact college that my grandparents met each other at shout out Illinois fighting the live-eye

[00:23:07] Yeah, he's just I don't

[00:23:09] chat what player archetype would you say Jeremiah Smith is most similar to low

[00:23:14] key hear me out Julio Jones go live on YouTube literally right after this

[00:23:22] highlights low key Julio Jones or Calvin Johnson is fair to exalted evil with

[00:23:27] the 25 gifted subs gonna show thank you evil I love you

[00:23:34] Jeremiah Smith, again a 31.

[00:23:37] Yeah, he's gonna be, he's gonna be fucking insane in the NFL because he's gigantic.

[00:23:46] Like, he's gigantic, his hands are gigantic, his fucking biceps are gigantic, like, this

[00:23:54] dude already could be in an NFL team, already.

[00:23:57] This is such a good job of feeling space. He's going to go on the court and he's trying to go on the cover.

[00:24:02] So they're trying to be underneath and on top, but he turns to safety with that little inside move and started at the 25.

[00:24:10] Yo, it must be nice to- hold up. It must be nice to be an Ohio State fan.

[00:24:15] Y'all go from like Olave Garrett Wilson, JSN, Ibuka into Jeremiah Smith.

[00:24:24] Smith like can y'all like save a couple of receivers for other colleges Jesus

[00:24:32] Got him show time

[00:24:35] That's just size that there's nothing that corner can do

[00:24:39] He just boxes him out. That's pure size

[00:24:49] It's just fucking stop okay gigantic

[00:24:52] Look at him!

[00:24:54] Oh!

[00:24:56] Chat this corner, yeah.

[00:25:00] This corner was like, fuck.

[00:25:02] I saw coverage in red zone.

[00:25:05] It's like, obviously going to him.

[00:25:07] Oh!

[00:25:09] outside their great wide receivers and single coverage is just not going to cut it.

[00:25:14] Juice Clark is trying right there.

[00:25:15] Juice Clark is six one one eighty five compared to Smith six four two twenty five.

[00:25:20] Your barber has bad a bro.

[00:25:23] I haven't even got a haircut.

[00:25:24] Jackass.

[00:25:25] That's an easy touchdown for the buck up and juice Clark at Jeremiah Smith had that

[00:25:29] history that both from Florida last year in Champaign.

[00:25:34] Chad, what do you think of saying, by the way, is he a good QB?

[00:25:37] or is he kind of just throwing to Jeremiah Smith?

[00:25:39] I don't watch Call of Football, TBH.

[00:25:41] I just watch Jeremiah Smith highlights.

[00:25:43] Say it.

[00:25:47] The other side, Jeremiah Smith turns it up and goes down.

[00:25:51] Because, bro, I'm going to keep it a beam like I

[00:25:53] could throw to Jeremiah Smith.

[00:25:56] That last post route in the red zone, snap, throw that bitch

[00:26:00] out, literally.

[00:26:04] What do you mean, I'm a burger?

[00:26:05] What?

[00:26:06] That's a 13 yard gain.

[00:26:08] Gus, it's rare when you've got a guy that

[00:26:11] comes in with all this potential, all the accolades,

[00:26:14] and then he produces at this level.

[00:26:16] Jeremiah Smith is now over 3,000 yards.

[00:26:19] Isaiah West has checked in at running that playway.

[00:26:22] Go.

[00:26:23] Got him.

[00:26:24] Go.

[00:26:24] Oh my god.

[00:26:26] Oh my god.

[00:26:29] Oh.

[00:26:30] Look at that blue touchdown.

[00:26:34] I thought that guy's last name said Hoyt.

[00:26:51] When was the last time a wide receiver has went first overall in an NFL Draft?

[00:26:57] Bro, I feel like it's been years.

[00:27:01] I'm gonna guess like the fucking 90s.

[00:27:04] When is last time

[00:27:09] a wide receiver was drafted?

[00:27:12] First overall,

[00:27:14] Keeshawn Johnson, 1996, what did I say?

[00:27:20] In the history, there has only been three wide receivers

[00:27:23] who have ever been picked number one overall

[00:27:26] since the draft began in 1936.

[00:27:31] Dave Parks, Irving Friar, and Kieshawn Johnson YouTube chat, gimme five minutes, five minutes.

[00:27:43] I'm telling you, bro, I mean like, this is the best college receiver I've ever seen in

[00:27:50] my entire life.

[00:27:52] I've never seen anything like this too.

[00:27:54] You can't let him get a clean release like this.

[00:27:57] Nobody but for them, they're trying to pass off coverage

[00:28:00] and Resedic's just trying to chase Jeremiah Smith

[00:28:03] down the field.

[00:28:03] That is a mismatch.

[00:28:04] You can see him turn him around,

[00:28:06] puts him in the phone booth right there

[00:28:08] and Smith walks into the end zone for his second score.

[00:28:12] Arch Manning will go before him.

[00:28:13] Yo, I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[00:28:15] If you're drafting, if you have the first overall pick,

[00:28:18] Miami Dolphins, I'm looking right at you.

[00:28:20] If you have the first overall pick and you don't pick this guy, you are fucking selling. You are selling

[00:28:32] Because here's the arch manning it's a quarterback. It's very fucking risky

[00:28:36] He could be good. He could be bad. You don't know how it's gonna be in the NFL

[00:28:42] Jeremiah Smith, you literally know you are you are boosting your team if you get him

[00:28:50] incredible player he's the hardest worker in just a time in brawling at the 34 of Illinois

[00:29:00] play for saying turns drag a little screen with Jeremiah Smith nothing doing terrific job by

[00:29:07] It's one foot in college right? It's one foot?

[00:29:21] Joss just said bro has never seen me play Joss you're better than Jeremiah Smith

[00:29:40] put in your highlight tape you're better than Jeremiah Smith

[00:29:51] uh yo this is literally look at how he caught this fucking ball

[00:30:02] yo this is Julio Jones reincarnated this is one of one this is Julio Jones reincarnated

[00:30:08] this is insane

[00:30:21] He's also Fred Astaire, but I'll tell you what the Ohio State receiver Ohio State was like JSN is complete opposite of this guy.

[00:30:38] JSN 61 Jeremiah Smith 64 and JSN is a pure fucking route runner.

[00:30:46] Jeremiah Smith in the NFL, why he's gonna be so disgusting

[00:30:49] is he's gonna be a red zone threat

[00:30:51] and a deep ball threat at all times.

[00:30:54] Like he can take the top off in five seconds

[00:30:56] and in the red zone, he's gonna be unguardable

[00:30:58] in the red zone.

[00:31:00] He's gonna be insane.

[00:31:01] But JSN, like I don't know how I'm still finding a way

[00:31:04] to play JSN here.

[00:31:06] JSN can be targeted at any point of the field

[00:31:09] because he's just gonna be wide open.

[00:31:11] JSN's route running legitimately physically

[00:31:16] Arouses me. Let me say that again. JSM's route running arouses me like I actually get hard from the shit

[00:31:35] Yeah, what high school did he play at well, I mean, I feel like I've been hearing about him at Ohio State for the past two years

[00:31:42] What high school did he play at man?

[00:31:46] Jeremiah Smith High School.

[00:31:51] Shamanade Madonna College Preparatory School in Hollywood, Florida.

[00:31:57] What the hell? A prep school?

[00:32:02] Look at this dude in high school. All right.

[00:32:09] Look at this. Look at this dude in high school, bro.

[00:32:13] Wait, is YouTube not live?

[00:32:16] Is YouTube not live?

[00:32:18] Well, let me finish this video real quick.

[00:32:22] Yo, you could see this guy in high school and be like, alright, this guy's going to

[00:32:27] be the NFL.

[00:32:28] Look at his fucking legs and his arms.

[00:32:31] Bro, that's a high school player?

[00:32:34] My ass!

[00:32:35] Holy shit!

[00:32:36] Brother, when I was in high school, my balls didn't even drop till I was 17.

[00:32:43] My god, bro, what are they feeding him? Holy fuck

[00:33:02] They reclass him what does that mean he was a 19 year old senior basically chat

[00:33:07] through the process of going to the ground. I mean, you can't cover it better if you're

[00:33:11] Taiwan. Incomplete, yo buddy. It's not incomplete opponents. In college, you get one foot down

[00:33:19] and if else two talks and you just go up it. You're the estrogen final boss. Yo, Yorksy,

[00:33:27] it's my birthday today. This shit's not going to fly. Yo, Yorksy, this shit's not going

[00:33:32] fly bro it's my birthday months get his ass

[00:34:02] in particular in the short side they'll just take those all the way down the field those plays

[00:34:06] really take about four or five six seconds happy birthday to my favorite gay streamer

[00:34:14] yo shout out bro shout out but uh i'm not what

[00:34:22] bro what

[00:34:23] What do you even run 40s in college?

[00:34:48] Oh my god, he's running a 4-3. This shit's over, bro. Are you fucking serious? He's

[00:35:00] 6-4 and runs a 4-3. This shit is fucking over. Brother, what? He's 6-4 and runs a 4-3. This

[00:35:13] shit is over slow for me yo Andrew cubed I guarantee you you're not faster than

[00:35:24] Jeremiah Smith you guys the most delusional fucking chat ever you guys

[00:35:29] These are not NFL receivers, Chad, shut up!

[00:35:57] Bro.

[00:35:59] Wait, how many TVs is that right now? Three?

[00:36:06] And the funny thing is, like, Illinois is not even bad, like, but you know how in college

[00:36:22] where it's like, dude, if this is on western Michigan or something, it's like, all right.

[00:36:27] But at least Illinois is like, they've been ranked.

[00:36:31] Illinois has been in the top 25 before.

[00:36:34] Yes, they are.

[00:36:35] Yo, dumbfuck.

[00:36:36] Before you start typing, just shut up

[00:36:38] and listen to what I'm saying.

[00:36:39] I'm not saying that Illinois

[00:36:41] is the best college team in the world.

[00:36:42] I'm saying like, in college,

[00:36:45] they could have literally done this

[00:36:46] against like central Indiana.

[00:36:48] And then it's like, all right.

[00:36:49] Yeah, it's a little bit more than a Mickey.

[00:36:51] Illinois is a team that's been ranked

[00:36:53] inside the top 25 multiple times.

[00:36:56] They've been at top 25 team.

[00:37:00] L for missing FNCS.

[00:37:03] Yo bro, it was my birthday,

[00:37:05] and I was golfing with my girlfriend and my brothers.

[00:37:09] You're a psychopath, dude.

[00:37:11] You're a psychopath.

[00:37:13] It needs to be basically a safety

[00:37:14] that you come down in the box.

[00:37:15] First down, let's say a tap, tap, tap.

[00:37:19] All right, this is just, what is this, blown coverage?

[00:37:21] What even happened?

[00:37:22] Let's see this.

[00:37:22] Position has to be a hybrid.

[00:37:24] It needs to be basically a safety

[00:37:25] Oh my god, he routed him.

[00:37:33] This dude is fucking unreal.

[00:37:43] Bro took chat GPT golfing.

[00:37:46] Hi guys.

[00:37:47] My girlfriend is not AI.

[00:37:49] Shit

[00:37:55] All right, watch this this is my favorite one yet

[00:37:58] I think he's going to get that.

[00:38:01] How about this round?

[00:38:03] He turns Juice Clark to the inside and then he's wide open.

[00:38:08] I'll tell you what, for a guy that can just do it with physical prowess,

[00:38:13] he runs great routes and Julia Sane standing in there with some courage.

[00:38:17] We've seen that a couple of times.

[00:38:19] Look at him getting out.

[00:38:20] This is insane.

[00:38:22] How about the precision though from the big fella on the outside?

[00:38:26] I thought you were gay, cool underscore dude, 6-6-9, why did you think that, why did you

[00:38:37] imply that, who told you that, have I told you that, or like why are people retweeting

[00:38:43] that, how many of them are mental, I'm actually curious, how many of the people in the stream

[00:38:48] actually think I'm gay, type me if you do.

[00:38:54] My favorite lesbian streamer, Jynxie.

[00:38:56] Okay.

[00:38:59] Okay.

[00:39:00] There's, I, Jesus.

[00:39:04] Jesus.

[00:39:06] Catches 205 yards receiving four touchdowns.

[00:39:11] All right, wait, say those stats again.

[00:39:13] I'm sorry, just please say those stats one more time

[00:39:16] in my good ear.

[00:39:17] Fair day for Jeremiah Smith.

[00:39:21] 11 catches.

[00:39:23] 205 yards receiving, four touchdowns.

[00:39:28] He's a good ball player, four down.

[00:39:32] Same, across his body throw,

[00:39:35] smacks another catch in the first game.

[00:39:38] Dirt face with the 10 gifted subs.

[00:39:40] Kind of, she owned every dirt face.

[00:39:42] Chad.

[00:39:43] I think my favorite, you know,

[00:39:48] when they're young players as freshmen,

[00:39:51] They get their coaches, and okay, this guy's gonna be unbelievable.

[00:39:54] And he was, the coaches weren't lying, right?

[00:39:56] There's, you see the route again, just gaining separate-

[00:39:58] Rob, so, like, people are gonna say this is glazed, but dude, look at this guy's arms.

[00:40:02] And he was, the coaches weren't lying.

[00:40:05] I mean, he looks like a linebacker.

[00:40:07] Holy fuck.

[00:40:08] I mean, good god, what the fuck are they feeding this guy?

[00:40:14] Right, there's, you see the route again, just gaining separation, the physicality goes up and gets it.

[00:40:18] Yeah, that is the best college receiving tape I've ever seen in my life.

[00:40:37] Well, maybe the JSN Rose Bowl game. Honestly, maybe the JSN Rose Bowl game.

[00:40:48] I don't know, man. I just, I don't know. I really don't even know what to say. It's, it's fucking unreal. This is fucking unreal. It's like players are just getting better and better, dude. It's so cool to see.

[00:41:01] I think he's gonna be the first pick channel we live on YouTube now

[00:41:10] There's a guy spamming in my chat dream girl of Wallahi hoodie. I'm a grown-ass man, bro. What are you typing?

[00:41:18] Dream girl Wallahi dream girl Wallahi happy birthday to my dream girl Wallahi hoodie

[00:41:25] I'm a grown-ass man, bro. I'm not your dream girl

[00:41:28] What like dude, what wait mingo's seven six match point right now. Oh my god, they playing at the land

[00:41:38] Chad who's streaming it? It's rainbow six streaming it like what what is this broadcast like partnered?

[00:41:44] Now South American League chat. How do I watch who's streaming mingo's game?

[00:41:49] Who's streaming mingo's game cams world?

[00:41:58] Yeah, yeah, so I'm a ranger. I don't know. Bro. What type of POV that what the fuck type of POV is this?

[00:42:07] I don't want to die to him, bro. Yeah. Yeah, right. Right. Right. Right. Right. What type of fucking POV is this man?

[00:42:18] I still gotta get hitched. I still gotta get hitched. Yeah, that guy could have gone third floor like the

[00:42:28] I

[00:42:30] Do what?

[00:42:37] How is he recording the video on his phone, but then you can hear the discord audio like what the blue hatch on my cam

[00:42:50] Yo cams world if you can hear me bro, is there any other POV of this or no

[00:42:58] What's that? Richie?

[00:43:01] No!

[00:43:02] What a joke, man!

[00:43:04] He was modeling!

[00:43:06] Clash had to seal up church.

[00:43:10] What's in there?

[00:43:11] Gollos in there, boys. Gollos in there, still.

[00:43:13] He put down... He's right there, Chris.

[00:43:15] I'm in the wall.

[00:43:16] Okay, that's Minga!

[00:43:18] Blue's okay in there! Blue's okay in there!

[00:43:20] One church.

[00:43:21] Blue's okay in there.

[00:43:22] Yeah, Blue's okay in there. One church.

[00:43:24] Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue, Kill me!

[00:43:26] It's church!

[00:43:57] watching the Ohio States thing. Okay, it's working. I'm sorry. I'm

[00:44:01] spiiiit. Okay, that's good. Yo, is there another POV of this?

[00:44:06] Lou?

[00:44:10] Or the hit of the big big game?

[00:44:12] Bro, this POV is dusk. Skype stream? Franklin, there's mingo.

[00:44:19] Bro, it's weird seeing mingo.

[00:44:21] You want to go home?

[00:44:22] Wait, oh my god, wait, I gotta audio audio audio.

[00:44:27] J Gunn?

[00:44:28] Yo, tell me why this team is kind of mocking a little bit, bro.

[00:44:33] Jesus.

[00:44:34] J Gunn?

[00:44:35] Yo, you picking a fight with somebody in here?

[00:44:40] Yo, Richie's, yo, hold up.

[00:44:46] I swear to God, Richie's more swole than he was two years ago.

[00:44:50] Richie looks stout, bro.

[00:44:54] Mike Evans traded in what? Fantasy in Flock League?

[00:44:58] Who the fuck is that? Who's this?

[00:45:03] Oh, that's Gronk.

[00:45:10] Lou interview. Bro, can we get a stream? I'll watch the fuck out of this. Can we get a stream?

[00:45:20] Yeah, bro, what the hell?

[00:45:31] There's no stream.

[00:45:33] Yo, who are these players?

[00:45:38] There's no stream.

[00:45:40] Bro, this shit is so scuffed.

[00:45:43] So let me get this straight.

[00:45:45] It's a LAN event, but there's no stream for the LAN event.

[00:45:53] It's a LAN event, but there's no stream for the LAN event.

[00:45:57] Like man, are we dead ass right now?

[00:46:01] Is there an FNCS recap for today?

[00:46:04] You know, $20 hotter on YouTube from Velvet.

[00:46:08] Happy birthday, JinxD.

[00:46:09] Such a great streamer.

[00:46:10] Velvet, thank you, man.

[00:46:12] My fucking boy.

[00:46:13] FNCS recap of day 1.

[00:46:20] Best moments of FNCS Global's 2026.

[00:46:24] Is this it?

[00:46:34] Why does it say day 6?

[00:46:37] I would eat you chop right on top. Yeah, I'm gonna roll

[00:46:41] I would eat you chop right on top. Yeah, I'm gonna roll

[00:46:54] Gg to the sponsors what the hell oh

[00:46:58] That's shark, bro. That's a little kid. Isn't this guy like the best player in the world or something?

[00:47:07] No, no, no. Fortnite is different. This kid is tiny.

[00:47:13] What? Yo, Fortnite is different. How old is he, bro? He's tiny, dude. 15?

[00:47:22] Boy. The boys. Let's get it, son.

[00:47:28] Oh, it's boys.

[00:47:29] HL, where is Shark from? Where's Shark from? What country?

[00:47:35] So the best Fortnite player in the world right now is from Romania, Shark.

[00:47:47] can't think of a way

[00:47:57] Romania

[00:47:59] Venom

[00:48:00] just some raised eyebrows during the games

[00:48:02] I'm gonna be screenpeaking in every game

[00:48:04] he is not going to be screenpeaking in every game

[00:48:07] Venom you are known though for liking to WK in the early game

[00:48:11] are you gonna be WK for these guys?

[00:48:13] Supposing Pixie

[00:48:14] I'm about to be the devil these next 12

[00:48:17] Okay, well watch this face. Um, I think they are gonna land on us and I'm ready for that. I want that to happen

[00:48:24] They wanted more than us. I'm playing like I'm not gonna lose man. Everything to win. So let's chat. What place is he in?

[00:48:30] W fucking mindset by the way. Holy W mindset. How's canada doing an arc?

[00:48:37] 50th

[00:48:38] 50th 49th place last. Okay, take that back. What the fuck?

[00:48:43] 49th fucking place!

[00:48:46] Oh my god that's Arc, that's the kid.

[00:48:52] Yo, Lambs are so cool dude, that's the kid Lacey was playing with.

[00:48:56] Guys, I think that's what I'm gonna do, I'll go live early tomorrow, I'll watch the whole grand finals,

[00:49:02] and then I'll end at 4 and watch the Bucks.

[00:49:05] And watch us get our shit kicked in by Kyler Murray and Jettus.

[00:49:13] I really want to watch this tomorrow.

[00:49:15] He lagged out or something?

[00:49:21] Why is there just a bunch of loot?

[00:49:29] Wait, I'm so confused. Why was there a bunch of loot?

[00:49:31] Oh, it was a bug. Bug spawn loot.

[00:49:43] Yo, if Ron does get an icon, it should be like five foot two. I'm telling you, bro

[00:49:49] a skin with a different hitbox would be peak

[00:49:52] But then wouldn't that be no they couldn't do that that wouldn't be balanced

[00:50:00] I'm buying Ron's icon skin I would I would if Ron gets icon skin I would buy it

[00:50:06] It's like Ron should get an icon skin and because Ron has broke Ron came up on for night

[00:50:15] row Ron is even though Ron is the IRL streamer now and plays other games broke Ron will always

[00:50:20] be a for night yet chat when Ron got to my house before we did minecraft it was like

[00:50:28] a couple hours before he was watching faxity stream of like a for night event like Ron

[00:50:33] loves for me

[00:50:47] Who's that who's this pro who's this no you can play everything please don't do rise

[00:50:56] Right

[00:50:58] Lua, Lua.

[00:51:00] Wow.

[00:51:02] No playoff.

[00:51:14] Wait.

[00:51:16] Did Higgs just emote on clicks?

[00:51:18] Yeah, that's disgusting.

[00:51:20] Weren't they teammates?

[00:51:28] No I don't.

[00:51:30] I like me.

[00:51:32] Bro the reason my Fortnite competitive is so peak is because half of them are kids.

[00:51:40] Alright I worded that horribly again.

[00:51:42] Half of them are immature and it's just funny and it's unprofessional.

[00:51:47] Yo I op Jesus.

[00:51:50] No because half of them are like immature and it's unprofessional as fuck.

[00:51:54] You get what I'm trying to say motherfuckers! Like, obviously I don't mean it like that!

[00:52:00] No! What the fuck?

[00:52:02] No!

[00:52:04] No! Not no!

[00:52:08] Ooh, hello handsome. How are you?

[00:52:10] How are you, handsome?

[00:52:12] Oh my god, this thing is amazing.

[00:52:14] I don't know how to feel about it.

[00:52:16] You're not used to losing.

[00:52:18] Getting beaten.

[00:52:20] Not like this! These players are just so locked in.

[00:52:23] I could have even milk

[00:52:38] What is that ender dragon, but it's green bro, what?

[00:52:46] I don't even know these guys. Yo, he's kind of bugging though

[00:52:53] This kid just looks like he's cracked. I mean, bro

[00:53:00] This kid will put you in a fucking box in a half a second, bro. This kid look dude, this kid

[00:53:07] Breathes fortnight. I don't know who this is. He breathes for tonight

[00:53:14] I'm telling you right now I could see this kid in public

[00:53:18] Legitimately know nothing about him and be like are you a fortnight pro?

[00:53:53] in five years or four years so yeah natural do you think you're also the

[00:53:57] best controller player in the world right now

[00:54:02] say it I think I think I'm the best I think you might be the best

[00:54:09] Holy Oro.

[00:54:16] J- isn't Polo's dad like the most supportive guy ever?

[00:54:26] I've seen a bunch of clips of him before.

[00:54:29] Let's go!

[00:54:30] It's all from the heart.

[00:54:32] They can make it through that.

[00:54:33] Through that.

[00:54:34] If the house man, they can win.

[00:54:35] Yeah.

[00:54:36] But I'm gonna tell you right now, boy, it has nothing to do with it.

[00:54:39] He really has nothing.

[00:54:40] Yeah.

[00:54:41] He's right.

[00:54:42] Yo, I'm gonna be honest.

[00:54:43] He's right.

[00:54:44] What if they won fucking six times?

[00:54:46] Like...

[00:54:47] There's a lot of expectations on them.

[00:54:49] People have a lot of expectations on them.

[00:54:51] Yeah.

[00:54:52] Yeah.

[00:54:53] Bro, there's genuinely nothing more wholesome than parents supporting their kids in whatever

[00:54:57] the hell they do.

[00:54:58] just wholesome as shit.

[00:54:59] They don't have nothing, but I still believe they can pull it.

[00:55:04] I agree.

[00:55:05] Come on, baby.

[00:55:06] Game day pops.

[00:55:07] I know salvage for my god.

[00:55:08] I said salvage for my god.

[00:55:09] Shut up.

[00:55:10] Hold on, this is the funeral.

[00:55:11] What the fuck?

[00:55:12] Oh, three kids!

[00:55:13] Yo.

[00:55:14] Yo.

[00:55:15] What the hell?

[00:55:16] Jesus, three kids!

[00:55:17] Yo!

[00:55:18] What the fuck are you doing there, man?

[00:55:19] Yo, no!

[00:55:20] No!

[00:55:21] Guys!

[00:55:22] Good night.

[00:55:23] Come on, Bino.

[00:55:28] Hey, who's this duo?

[00:55:33] Is it Agerz?

[00:55:34] Oh my fuck, God.

[00:55:35] Oh, God!

[00:55:36] Oh my fuck, God.

[00:55:37] That's a good duo.

[00:55:38] Okay.

[00:55:39] Nice.

[00:55:40] Nice.

[00:55:41] Nice.

[00:55:42] Nice.

[00:55:43] Nice.

[00:55:44] Nice.

[00:55:45] Nice.

[00:55:46] Nice.

[00:55:47] Nice.

[00:55:48] Nice.

[00:55:49] Nice.

[00:55:50] Nice.

[00:55:51] Nice.

[00:55:52] Give me your hand, other one.

[00:56:00] I love you.

[00:56:01] Oh, what?

[00:56:02] Yo, that was...

[00:56:03] Bro, what the f- No, legitimately, yo, faxity.

[00:56:11] I glazed stop in, bro.

[00:56:12] This is like...

[00:56:17] I never did this, bro.

[00:56:18] I'll be honest.

[00:56:19] I contact you.

[00:56:22] Faxity like dude.

[00:56:24] I contact are you serious?

[00:56:26] I'm Glee Stompin.

[00:56:28] I never did this.

[00:56:30] I have not done worse than that.

[00:56:33] Guys, show me one moment where I look Stompin right in the eyes and say,

[00:56:37] give me your hand.

[00:56:39] You've done worse.

[00:56:40] You have done worse.

[00:56:42] No, I have not.

[00:56:43] Oh, what?

[00:56:45] Yo, that was okay.

[00:56:48] That was wholesome.

[00:56:48] I don't hope on the other side they have some sort of HP because as soon as the

[00:56:52] Rebite started talking, he's gonna slide back to it!

[00:56:55] A hundred cuss gamut!

[00:56:56] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[00:56:58] What the fuck are you talking about?

[00:57:00] Come on, bitch!

[00:57:01] Wait, oh my god!

[00:57:02] Wait, yo! Yo, yo!

[00:57:04] Oh my god...

[00:57:05] What the fuck?!

[00:57:06] And now we're able to take down Gino.

[00:57:09] Ah, so they get to know it's not looking good.

[00:57:12] Right?

[00:57:13] We got two different triple tested fights.

[00:57:17] OH SHIT!

[00:57:19] Can't be losing those!

[00:57:29] Yo, hi Brian!

[00:57:30] WHERE THE HIT'S THE OUCH?!

[00:57:32] AHHHHH! THAT'S MY MAN! THAT'S MY MAN!

[00:57:35] Okay.

[00:57:37] I'm sure you know I don't know if you're in trouble with the Klitz fans, but what went wrong then?

[00:57:41] That has to go right now.

[00:57:43] Um, I mean that was just one of the worst performances I've ever had and I'm gonna bring it back to that

[00:57:59] Where are they from

[00:58:01] Viko these are the guys bro. These are the first place guys chat. Where are they from? Where's Viko and Madaluka from?

[00:58:09] Germany

[00:58:10] What Germany and Russia?

[00:58:43] What the fuck?

[00:58:45] What the fuck?

[00:58:47] What the fuck?

[00:58:49] What the fuck?

[00:58:51] What the fuck?

[00:58:53] Oh my god, you guys for real?

[00:58:55] Hello?

[00:58:57] Oh my god!

[00:58:59] What the fuck?

[00:59:01] What the fuck?

[00:59:03] Stay away!

[00:59:05] This is the biggest shit on ever by the way.

[00:59:13] Oh my God.

[00:59:17] Oh my God, Rats, try to get in.

[00:59:19] Oh my God.

[00:59:20] Oh my God.

[00:59:22] Top three. SkyScore.

[00:59:23] Now it's live, man.

[00:59:24] Oh my God.

[00:59:25] Oh my God.

[00:59:26] Oh my God.

[00:59:27] Oh my God.

[00:59:28] Oh my God.

[00:59:29] This is a crazy shit thing.

[00:59:30] It's Toyota and Toyota!

[00:59:31] Toyota!

[00:59:32] Toyota!

[00:59:33] We got any show on high!

[00:59:35] Come on, man!

[00:59:37] What the fuck?

[00:59:38] Toyota!

[00:59:39] This is a new car!

[00:59:40] Toyota!

[00:59:41] Dude, I kinda want the Japan team to win.

[00:59:50] Chet, isn't this the guy Ozzy showed me?

[00:59:53] The guy that's like fucking insane.

[00:59:56] I swear, um, Ozzy showed me this guy.

[01:00:00] God, they won twice.

[01:00:02] That is insane.

[01:00:04] Wait, so they're in separate orgs?

[01:00:30] can be in any orgs it doesn't matter. I did not know that I thought you had to be in the same org.

[01:00:52] How is cold doing in day one? How is cold like what place?

[01:01:00] Whoa!

[01:01:07] Oh, no!

[01:01:08] Now you see Ace.

[01:01:10] Come on.

[01:01:11] 13th.

[01:01:14] Win in knowledge, be real.

[01:01:20] I like that.

[01:01:23] I think so.

[01:01:30] What is it like being back at a global championship as a reigning champion this time?

[01:01:37] Just use dude. You're just used to it now. I mean you will get used to it if you are able to win

[01:01:53] Yo, I feel like I missed peak bro was like I feel like this was just peak

[01:01:57] like chat this was probably peak as fuck dude oh my god production 30 seconds 80

[01:02:04] seconds perfect 11 what you hold on to this around the world in 80 seconds let's

[01:02:08] start the timer production so let's start off with Asia obviously we all know

[01:02:12] coyota and Yuma coyota called the Peterbot of Asia but more recently all

[01:02:16] eyes have been on mini Pio and Kooply especially after the performance at EWC

[01:02:19] where we saw them win a game during the group stages now we got to talk about a

[01:02:23] that is down and under that's right everyone Brazil now they're down to fight and they are under estimated it's all been about Lula and Romero for me though they are the new

[01:02:32] Argentinian Kings of the Brazilian region that encompasses all of South America but also we have to focus on GRX and Brandu and they were able to take down the likes of King and Phaser and Knight and gone in the last chance major now obviously we've got to talk about my favorite region my home region and

[01:02:46] West breaking up the likes of Epic Whale and Pump, Arc and Canada or at least that's

[01:02:50] how we do.

[01:02:51] 40 seconds Kelly.

[01:02:52] Because we have Phoenix and Brecho and they have been looking pretty dang good in NA West

[01:02:56] in the last, last dip cuff they got first place almost 200 points over second place.

[01:03:00] Now at OCE we have three teams talking about but the one team that I do need to talk about

[01:03:04] is Resigns and Tika and it's pretty obvious to see why because they had-

[01:03:08] OCE!

[01:03:09] ...performance at the Summit Land.

[01:03:10] They were able to put a game at OCE, you powerhouses and speaking about performing well

[01:03:14] at land. Well, guys, we have

[01:03:16] to talk about Salvatore

[01:03:17] representing the Middle East

[01:03:18] region. Bro, this shit is so

[01:03:20] cool because you have players

[01:03:21] from all around the world and

[01:03:23] you can only do this in land

[01:03:25] with all the other fortnight

[01:03:27] events that I watched with Ozzy.

[01:03:28] It's like central or west or

[01:03:31] you know, EU. This is so cool

[01:03:33] because you can actually see

[01:03:34] who is the best duo in the

[01:03:36] entire world right now.

[01:03:38] Not just like who's the best

[01:03:39] duo on the region.

[01:03:40] Like, you know what I mean?

[01:03:41] This player, I'm sorry.

[01:03:42] But of course, we're going to

[01:03:43] COVID on Salvador because he had such a great performance during the reload

[01:03:46] Elite Series finals. He was taking height, taking games and now looking to take

[01:03:49] that momentum here at the global stage. Damn.

[01:03:55] Ladies and gentlemen, Kelly Lee, you have to watch day two chat. I promise

[01:03:59] y'all boys it's literally perfect because the box play out for. So I'm

[01:04:03] gonna go live at like 10 30 or 11 a.m. I'll watch all the games and shit. Um,

[01:04:09] I'll watch like Ron's IRLs and stuff. It'll be fun. And then I'll watch until

[01:04:13] it ends at three or four and then I'll watch the box it's gonna be peak

[01:04:16] bro

[01:04:18] around the world in 80 seconds oh my god guys honestly date two is better because

[01:04:23] you actually see who wins you know what I mean

[01:04:26] wait wait wait wait

[01:04:30] worst you are I mean what do we want to go back in time but like

[01:04:36] talk about this oh wait

[01:04:40] I mean, monkey is like, now?

[01:04:44] I mean, it's a good deal. Why?

[01:04:46] Whatever you had it, it was like, even...

[01:04:48] Chad, who is this? Which pro is this?

[01:04:56] Honey.

[01:04:57] What the...

[01:04:58] YUM!

[01:04:59] And why do you think people are so scared of you right now, Twy?

[01:05:01] I mean, I'm first on every kinch, that.

[01:05:03] Every time I play, I play to kill.

[01:05:06] There's been some up-and-down results recently, 20 for example in major two, you came back fighting in the last one.

[01:05:13] He's from Czechia?

[01:05:15] He is?

[01:05:16] Who is he from Czechia?

[01:05:19] Oh, shit!

[01:05:20] What do you put that down to?

[01:05:22] We didn't really prepare the grand finals, so it doesn't really matter for us.

[01:05:26] All the other events that we prepared for, we won, or got like top five at least, so that's how it's gonna be this time as well.

[01:05:32] And so how do you manage to lock in so successfully on land because you could do the treble today?

[01:05:36] I mean, you know, we just we just don't care, you know

[01:05:39] We're always like pulling this humble nonchalant gimmick even though we carry the most probably

[01:05:44] But yeah, I mean what we do to prepare is like, you know, we sleep well

[01:05:48] We eat well and then we just do what we do at home, you know

[01:05:50] We just have our fun and that helps us lock in. I'm not gonna lie Vika

[01:05:54] I think you might be the least nonchalant person. I've ever met Malibu on the other hand

[01:05:58] Are you able to keep your cool out there?

[01:06:00] Uh, yeah. Yeah, I will.

[01:06:02] And that comes so naturally.

[01:06:04] What do you say to Viko when you need to calm him down?

[01:06:07] Uh...

[01:06:09] Why are you laughing?

[01:06:11] You can't repeat what he used to say. That's why.

[01:06:13] Okay.

[01:06:14] Yeah, we're ready. Y'all know what it is. Y'all know what it is?

[01:06:17] No. That's blood ex.

[01:06:20] That's peanut box toll.

[01:06:22] You know who he is, don't you guys?

[01:06:24] Wait, Fortnite has coaches?

[01:06:31] What is the coach going to say bro?

[01:06:34] Box them up?

[01:06:35] What the fuck is the coach going to say?

[01:06:36] Yo, how do you coach?

[01:06:38] What do you mean, yeah?

[01:06:40] How do you coach Fortnite?

[01:06:41] Oh yeah, triple edit him.

[01:06:44] Rotations?

[01:06:46] I guess, but bro, I feel like you just let the cracked out kid handle it.

[01:06:50] No!

[01:06:51] No!

[01:06:52] No! No you haven't!

[01:06:54] No you haven't!

[01:06:56] No!

[01:07:01] Alright, I'm gonna wash my hands though.

[01:07:03] Can you take over the stream for a sec?

[01:07:04] I can follow you.

[01:07:05] Isn't that good?

[01:07:07] I gotta take a piss as well.

[01:07:08] Me too though!

[01:07:09] Okay, you go first.

[01:07:10] Alright, so you piss QoV?

[01:07:11] Okay, yeah, I'm gonna get back.

[01:07:13] No, no!

[01:07:14] Oh, shit!

[01:07:16] Oh, no!

[01:07:18] Oh, hell no!

[01:07:20] No, yo, what the hell?

[01:07:23] That's madness. That's actually madness.

[01:07:26] What the hell? Why do they need that sign here?

[01:07:28] What?

[01:07:29] What?

[01:07:31] What's that?

[01:07:34] Oh my God!

[01:07:35] Oh my God!

[01:07:37] Wait a minute! One be one!

[01:07:39] One be one be one! I need Cooper!

[01:07:41] Cooper!

[01:07:42] Is it Cooper?

[01:07:43] Oh my God!

[01:07:44] Brazil! Brazil!

[01:07:46] What the hell?

[01:07:48] They're about to scream.

[01:07:49] Oh my God.

[01:07:49] Yo fries the celebration what you're not a footballer bro. What is

[01:08:10] Yo, what the fuck? Yeah guys, but it's not name are

[01:08:16] wait they're from Brazil okay allowed okay if they're from Brazil that's fair

[01:08:21] that's fair

[01:08:30] yo I think what I'm gonna do chat Peter about already won like six times I

[01:08:35] think tomorrow I'm gonna cheer for Toyota and Yuma I want to see a Japan

[01:08:41] team win because they never won globals before I think I'm gonna cheer for a

[01:08:44] Japan, to be honest.

[01:09:14] move

[01:09:34] always does this shit bro is always

[01:09:37] fucking crouching wait why was the

[01:09:53] crowd booing Venom when it was on it

[01:09:56] You're crazy right now.

[01:09:58] Yo, why the fuck are they booing?

[01:10:01] I don't think they know who.

[01:10:03] He already rotated past their truck.

[01:10:05] M8, M8 fans.

[01:10:07] Oh, Gentlemates.

[01:10:10] Wasn't that when, um,

[01:10:13] wasn't that when, uh,

[01:10:16] Venner was like,

[01:10:18] he was saying like, everyone in EU is doing shit,

[01:10:21] or something at an event.

[01:10:23] Oh my God.

[01:10:25] Oh my god, Ron is calling me bro. From Belgium. Ron calling from Belgium.

[01:10:35] Oh you're watching my stream in the hotel bed?

[01:10:49] Bro, look, right. Bro, Ron, I'm watching the FNCS comp. Did you have fun?

[01:10:55] Yeah, bro, I'm actually excited for tomorrow. Who do you think's gonna win in your opinion so far?

[01:11:01] probably clicks

[01:11:04] Is me in like eight what places clicks in?

[01:11:07] 16th, I think

[01:11:09] It's not bad, but bro. Um

[01:11:13] Who's favored to win is it just Vico?

[01:11:15] Oh that Vico dude and

[01:11:18] Malabuca, bro, they won the last two lands. Yeah, they're just primed out, bro

[01:11:23] They're primed out bro that shark kid is like tiny that kid's like five foot tall

[01:11:30] No fortnight is dude for that is the funniest e-sport ever bro

[01:11:36] Dude, yeah, I what's it called? I'm gonna I'm gonna try to be up tomorrow early and watch

[01:11:40] Why will be up because the the bucks don't play till fours. It actually works out perfect

[01:11:45] We mean, you know, the lens, you know, it starts at like seven a.m.

[01:11:50] Your time. Wait, what?

[01:11:52] I thought it started at 11 a.m.

[01:11:54] My time does it.

[01:11:55] I don't know. I thought it was like, no, it'd be eight a.m.

[01:11:58] Your time, eight a.m.

[01:11:59] Your time. My time.

[01:12:01] Yes, yes, bro.

[01:12:03] But, um, what's the Macaulay?

[01:12:05] Ron, thanks for the birthday wishes, man, for real.

[01:12:08] Hey, man, don't stop.

[01:12:10] I'm talking to you.

[01:12:12] You too, Ronnie.

[01:12:12] I'm excited to see you, bro.

[01:12:14] in like a fucking week. What do you say?

[01:12:16] 32? What's the what is it? No, my chat keeps saying I'm

[01:12:20] 30. I'm saying happy 30. If they said that for my last three

[01:12:23] birthdays, bro. No, I'm 25, bro. But life flies by run. God

[01:12:28] they run how old are you? 22 23? I'm 23. 10 years old.

[01:12:36] Bro, you're low key getting up there, bro. 23 is when it's

[01:12:38] not it's not Q anymore, bro. Like your old shit.

[01:12:41] I heard him say yo, love you ladies is ladies come into Florida.

[01:12:48] I think so.

[01:12:51] Switch excited to see this.

[01:12:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.

[01:12:57] We should we should during the mine crafting like not Vegas, we should go to casino on

[01:13:02] Florida.

[01:13:03] Yeah, we could bro there's um there's a couple actually there's a couple but yeah dude I'm

[01:13:08] Dude, I'm so like, Ron, I'm genuinely like, I think it's the most excited I've ever been for a stream. I'm not.

[01:13:14] It's gotta be definitely like a banger stream.

[01:13:17] Yeah.

[01:13:17] I'm not a rookie. You can't just like, we can fuck around for the first day

[01:13:22] and troll Loos, maybe blame everything on him, get him mad. But like, bro, we have to actually.

[01:13:26] I don't want to get him mad. I'm actually, I don't want to do that.

[01:13:29] Yeah, but you didn't realize like the same way I had you fight the Ender Dragon,

[01:13:32] Loos is going to have to kill the Ender Dragon by himself.

[01:13:35] So do you mean Los needs to do 100% of the damage or what do you mean?

[01:13:40] Los needs to take down, Los is going to have to take down like five of the towers in minimum. That's what I did for you.

[01:13:45] So I take five and then you took five. So we'll take five together.

[01:13:48] Then he has to take the five armor strength and then he has to do the last like damn near 30 to 50% of damage to the dragon.

[01:13:56] He just needs to get a pumpkin hat and start going crazy, bro.

[01:14:00] Rob, are you doing armor or no armor? What are you doing, bro?

[01:14:04] I think I should do armor, but you just your chat and my chat just says

[01:14:10] Chat what do you guys think because we do have most bro. What do you guys think? No armor?

[01:14:17] Yeah, majority of them are saying no armor some of them are saying armor, but majority of them are saying no armor. Jesus, bro

[01:14:25] Oh, did you see the new Minecraft fucking dimension Ron it next year?

[01:14:28] I'm actually high like I started out of my dude. I was asking my chat

[01:14:33] They're saying there's gonna be new bosses with that too, which is so fucking sick

[01:14:36] Bro, that's been a new dimension in 14 years. That's the first time in 15 years. That's insane. Literally. That's fucking insane

[01:14:42] Yeah, Ron. They're saying armor equals from a Mickey from

[01:14:49] Bro, I'm excited. That means you guys can't use totems, right? Yeah, I'm not dude. I don't even want to get totems

[01:14:55] I also I think totems aren't I don't bro Jack. Maybe I give me a he's right or maybe call me delusional and brain-dead

[01:15:04] Todos don't feel like hardcore Minecraft though if you have another

[01:15:08] definitely is but it's just like

[01:15:10] It's just like a different version of the games like I don't know

[01:15:13] Bro, and then they have that left hand right hand shit

[01:15:17] So you can just perm I have a totem in your left hand you have to live

[01:15:19] If you don't, you don't have it's ill.

[01:15:22] Yo, don't tell Loose about totems,

[01:15:24] unless it's like day nine.

[01:15:26] What's happening out there?

[01:15:27] Do you think Loose is gonna figure out how to get a totem?

[01:15:29] Yeah, true, true, bro.

[01:15:31] I'm in agreement that Loose needs to do at least 70%

[01:15:36] of the damage to the end of Dragon, bro.

[01:15:37] Bro, Loose, why is he gonna figure out

[01:15:40] how to make a stone pickaxe for like a day?

[01:15:42] Also, we should make it,

[01:15:44] we should literally make it so that Loose

[01:15:46] can't use the book and the crafting table.

[01:15:48] He has to learn how to craft everything like what is like mine.

[01:15:52] You know, not like the book tells you where to craft.

[01:15:53] We should make Los like-

[01:15:56] Hi, guys. Is there a way to unbind Los' crafting book?

[01:15:59] Yeah, just for like a day.

[01:16:00] We can just confuse it.

[01:16:01] Like we can just craft all day.

[01:16:05] Hi, guys. Is there a way to, oh my God, there is.

[01:16:07] They're saying there is.

[01:16:10] Yeah, you should just remove it and not,

[01:16:12] no one should tell them that there's a book for the first day.

[01:16:14] Yeah, like Los' whole chat would definitely be on board

[01:16:18] with that. Yo, guys, if you're from Losin's chat, don't tell them about the crafting book

[01:16:22] for the first 24 hours.

[01:16:24] We're like for the first like hour or two, just like trouble. It'll be so confused.

[01:16:29] Yeah, but dude, I'm excited. Like genuinely, it's the most excited I've ever been for a

[01:16:34] street. Like, what am I, it's going to be a banger.

[01:16:36] Yeah. Dude, I got the Airbnb by the way, I texted you guys, I got it all set up.

[01:16:41] It's the one that we looked at.

[01:16:43] Yeah, it's the one that both you guys liked it. I like it too. It's good

[01:16:49] I run out um thanks for the birthday wishes, bro

[01:16:52] I think you wish me happy birthday for like three days in a row your dad absolutely go bro

[01:16:56] Love you Ron, and I can't wait to see you, bro

[01:17:03] I'm feeling like my dad's here is man. Like like I'm dead. No, like I'm actually dead

[01:17:13] Yeah, I'm I'm pretty excited for Minecraft guys. I'm not gonna lie to you like I'm fucking dude. I am fucking excited, bro

[01:17:25] Jack, do you guys want to know how many days I booked the Airbnb for?

[01:17:29] So I got the maximum amount of days available that I could get I booked the Airbnb for 13 days

[01:17:37] 13 fucking days I

[01:17:39] I got it for 13 days. If it takes more than 13 days, we lose. We lose, bro.

[01:17:49] 13 days isn't enough. Okay, chat, I'll make a deal right now. If we're playing hardcore Minecraft and we don't beat it in 13 days, Ron will be no armor. Me and those will have armor.

[01:18:02] If we don't beat it in 13 days, we will literally drive to my house, which is like an hour away from Airbnb and do the rest of the stream in my room

[01:18:12] When is it it's October 5th

[01:18:15] We're gonna start on October 5th because guys I live like an hour away

[01:18:19] We're not gonna like not beat it. I just I honestly think it'll take

[01:18:24] If me and Rob took four days, I think this will take seven days

[01:18:28] or six days, not saying six seven, but it'll be six or seven days, honestly. What are the rules? The rules are, we're just going to do, me, Lois and Ron have to beat hardcore Minecraft. Lois has to do majority of the damage to the Ender Dragon, if and when we get there.

[01:18:50] Rob can't have armor. I can because I have CTE.

[01:18:55] And yeah, I think we're going to do no totems.

[01:18:59] I mean, I don't, I don't, we could do totems, but we're not going to get them.

[01:19:02] Like, I don't know. To me totems don't feel like hardcore Minecraft if you have too much.

[01:19:06] TBH.

[01:19:08] We're going to stick in a bottle.

[01:19:15] Guys, is there any other rules you would want for Minecraft?

[01:19:19] Is there any other rules? What date it is October 5th? We're going to start on October 5th. I think it's going to take six or seven days. No food. So that rule you just said would mean we starve to death.

[01:19:33] The rule that you just said would mean we starve to death, bro. What?

[01:19:40] I don't know, we'll figure out more as we go at all, but yeah, it's, I'll be honest

[01:19:49] about it.

[01:19:50] The most excited I've ever been for a stream like I actually think it's going to be awesome.

[01:19:52] It's going to be so fun, dude.

[01:19:53] Bro, these spinning balls are so fucking broken, can you break builds with these?

[01:20:18] Oh, that's the co-streaming section Ron Lacey faxity

[01:20:48] my eyes

[01:20:50] hey

[01:20:51] come on baby

[01:20:53] the pressure from the

[01:20:55] come on Perth

[01:20:56] come on Chad

[01:20:57] two v two situation

[01:20:58] and a first in each

[01:21:00] no build

[01:21:01] no build

[01:21:02] no build

[01:21:03] don't pull baby

[01:21:04] hey the shots

[01:21:06] no

[01:21:07] no

[01:21:09] hey

[01:21:11] hey Perth

[01:21:12] hey

[01:21:13] what has it been like for you this year

[01:21:15] having to form a last minute duo

[01:21:17] We've got going into major two now having these two VR's. Yeah, I mean feels good

[01:21:23] You know first the best teammate I've ever had so, you know, it's just easy to win when we're done game

[01:21:42] 50th place

[01:21:47] is he actually in 50th place oh my god jesus do shared health guys does shared

[01:21:59] health make Minecraft better or worse oh my god that clip is horrible with me

[01:22:04] lozenron the fuck was I on that day chat does that make it better or worse with

[01:22:08] me lozenron it makes it worse well guys because the way the server is set up is

[01:22:17] basically like it's the same thing of how me and Ron did it where if like Lois dies it immediately

[01:22:23] crashes the game and like brings us to the lobby and we have to rejoin and make and it's like a

[01:22:27] whole new seed if Ron dies it immediately resets us if i die it immediately resets us like you don't

[01:22:34] linger around it just boom instant that would probably be hell yeah i think shared health would

[01:22:43] be hell if I had to guess I don't I don't know kill all the bosses you might be asking for a

[01:22:52] little too much bro let's just see how the ender how long the fucking ender dragon takes

[01:22:58] all bosses you might be asking for a lot bro see i'm the tier one okay chat let's do guessing

[01:23:04] ranks and then we're gonna do some gaming boy please play it in a different play it in a different

[01:23:12] language. Minecraft?

[01:23:20] All right guys, let's do guessing ranks. Send in your clips, dude. I will be right back.

[01:23:27] Send in your clips and we're going to react boys. All right, speak!

[01:23:42] you

[01:24:12] you

[01:24:42] you

[01:25:12] you

[01:25:42] you

[01:26:12] Yo, yo chat them back. What up kittens? Alright. Let's do this shit man. Chat send in clips.

[01:26:25] Alright, I'm gonna lock in. I'm actually, dude, the last time I did guessing ranks I

[01:26:31] did so good. Like I legitimately did so fucking good. I hope we can replicate this today.

[01:26:38] The last time I did guessing ranks, I did so good, dude.

[01:26:41] Like, come on, dude, come on, walk.

[01:26:45] Come on, walk.

[01:26:47] Something starts to take a hold of me.

[01:26:50] All right, chat.

[01:26:51] Y'all ready, man?

[01:26:55] Wait, let me make sure I have audio.

[01:26:58] Speed, not a leak, nothing's leaked.

[01:27:01] You can't see the, you can't see the thing.

[01:27:06] Oh, you little stinker.

[01:27:08] E little stinker leaked leaked alright man let's rip let's let's rip this shit okay now

[01:27:17] chat rules load up for fortnight i got you a birthday present ball right chat rules for today okay

[01:27:27] same rules that's always in guessing ranks if you send in a clip all right if you send in a clip

[01:27:34] to have your rank guessed. Be open to scrutiny. You're going to get scrutinized. Also, do

[01:27:40] not send me a clip of your charm. All right? Don't send me a clip where I can see your

[01:27:45] rank charm. It's guessing ranks. Here we go. First guess of the day. High-vives? Pull

[01:27:51] up the ranks on, or pull up the gamertags on the monitor. Kowalski. First guess of the

[01:27:58] Okay, it's a low-rank.

[01:28:01] Brother, a hard-preaching charge on a wooden soft wall.

[01:28:05] All right!

[01:28:07] It's a low-rank. I'm four seconds in here, bro.

[01:28:14] Shield, shield, shield, shield, shield.

[01:28:17] Pop me a blitzer, I'm off to you.

[01:28:21] Come on!

[01:28:23] Alright, stop!

[01:28:28] Fuse shield and then twitches red ping me!

[01:28:33] Brother, we're done with the 90s.

[01:28:35] Guys, I told you this 36,000 times.

[01:28:38] Do not ever red ping under any circumstance.

[01:28:42] If you red ping, you're a low rank.

[01:28:45] This feels like silver.

[01:28:47] It's giving silver.

[01:28:49] Okay, it's giving silver. I'm not gonna lie. On your north?

[01:29:00] Okay, two before scenario. He's droning you. Why are you prefiring that head level if you

[01:29:09] hear him on a drone? Brother, this could be bronze. I'm not even kidding. This might be

[01:29:13] Now he's too good to be bronzed.

[01:29:24] He actually has decent map knowledge to know to pregame down the hallway.

[01:29:28] It could be gold I guess.

[01:29:32] I just now realized this guy's, it took me two minutes of this clip to realize he's

[01:29:38] using native MNK on console.

[01:29:41] Now guys, EmeKown console, as we know, is no longer cheating, it's native.

[01:29:45] So what it does is it puts you into PC lobbies.

[01:29:48] You cannot play against console players on a mouse unless you have a workaround.

[01:29:52] So that docks this guy's rank.

[01:29:55] Like I'm going to be honest, this is probably silver.

[01:29:58] This is probably silver.

[01:30:00] one of the

[01:30:12] Okay, 1v3, wait, hold up, you won this?

[01:30:16] Hold up!

[01:30:22] Close that door.

[01:30:23] Not bad.

[01:30:37] WAIT A MINUTE!

[01:30:40] I wasn't doing it with your game!

[01:30:41] Okay, this is going to be the hardest guess I've ever done because he's native M&KL console.

[01:30:47] And let me explain why this is so confusing.

[01:30:50] Basically, he's using a mouse and keyboard on an Xbox, but he's being stuffed into PC lobbies.

[01:30:56] And it's now my responsibility to guess his highest rank ever.

[01:31:00] His gun skills way too good to be silver or gold.

[01:31:03] I want to say if he's never played Xbox before, probably gold.

[01:31:08] Or no, it or sorry

[01:31:11] Let me say if he's a PC player

[01:31:13] This is like a this is like a silver to gold PC lobby, but if he's played console plat

[01:31:19] So I'm gonna stick with gold. I'm just gonna say gold. This is the hardest guess I've ever done

[01:31:24] Hardest guess they're done

[01:31:26] Kowalski, I'm gonna say you've peaked at gold on PC. Oh

[01:31:31] My god

[01:31:34] That's what I

[01:31:36] That's why it's still people still people. Hey, we'll take it hot like said

[01:31:44] We'll take it man

[01:31:45] Not bad kid one for one on guesses lock in

[01:31:50] Bro guys, I'm gonna be honest

[01:31:52] It's so hard to guess your rank if you're sending me a native mouse and keyboard on mouse and keyboard on culture clip

[01:31:58] When you're playing piece of this this guy stands at a rocket league clip this guy stands at a rocket league clip

[01:32:02] Yo man, I'm a 23 time R6 champion. I cannot get your chat. I'm not over one

[01:32:18] Okay, you have the rotation in the correct spot. This is a really high level moment. See this is a good a malusse strap

[01:32:29] Loki a decent right

[01:32:32] Oh my god, down boy, down boy!

[01:32:41] I'm actually getting slightly aroused from that shot.

[01:32:45] Like, why are you using a suppressor on this?

[01:32:55] Why are you using a suppressor?

[01:33:00] Oh, you sent me a clip with a charm on it.

[01:33:12] After I specifically said to not do that, you still did it.

[01:33:20] Brother man, I said do not send a freaking clip with a freaking charm on it.

[01:33:26] Oh my god.

[01:33:30] Let's get to the day!

[01:33:31] Oh yeah, by the way, if you're watching this video on YouTube, it is my birthday.

[01:33:38] That's why the people in the chat are saying happy birthday.

[01:33:40] They're so cute.

[01:33:41] He just hit the gritty.

[01:33:42] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:33:43] Did this?

[01:33:44] Yeah.

[01:33:45] Did this guy just hit the gritty?

[01:33:46] I'm not even kidding he did.

[01:33:47] All right, so you're probably copper.

[01:33:48] I don't like that.

[01:33:49] I'm not even kidding, he did.

[01:33:58] All right, so you're probably copper.

[01:33:59] I'm like, bro, use your ability.

[01:34:02] What is this?

[01:34:06] To be honest, if he knows about the gritty Dukabee attack,

[01:34:08] he's probably a high rank.

[01:34:10] Like I'm gonna be honest.

[01:34:10] This is like, dude, a lot of high ranks,

[01:34:13] dude, this has a celebration on Dukabee.

[01:34:15] After they went around.

[01:34:20] How many times you can hit the gritty there we go

[01:34:36] Okay, I'm gonna take what I just said and retract that statement you are not a high-rank player

[01:34:42] You just one why are we punching a barricade nobody above silver punches barricades to you miss the punch three times

[01:34:52] ball right stop hitting the gritty bro for the love of god just use the code we call do you want to get

[01:35:12] Get out of glow rapes or not!

[01:35:14] Oh my next target.

[01:35:18] Oh my god, he canceled the phone call. Is this guy psyched up?

[01:35:20] Penny, those boys are so tragic.

[01:35:32] You are trash!

[01:35:34] Bro, you're not even getting shot at by Mozzie.

[01:35:36] Why are you, why are you scanning Mozzie?

[01:35:38] Masi? Where's the clip? You've just done the greatest in two minutes! Okay, horrible

[01:35:47] Dokeby position. The enemies can literally see your legs, ankles, and toes in this

[01:35:54] exact position. Why would you go to the Dokeby call in the center of a doorframe?

[01:35:59] So we're in gopper.

[01:36:14] Bawrach.

[01:36:16] Dude I was hopeful this is horrible.

[01:36:20] This is the dog.

[01:36:21] This is legitimate slop.

[01:36:23] Bro didn't have black ice so he's using ice.

[01:36:29] Bro, the only people that use this skin are people that don't have black eyes.

[01:36:34] This name of the skin is literally called eyes.

[01:36:45] This is so bad.

[01:36:46] This is so bad.

[01:36:48] This is such bad gameplay.

[01:36:51] Okay, he knows how to quick peek which moves his rank up a lot to be honest

[01:37:02] Dog I just now realized this is the second native MNK on console

[01:37:08] This is gonna be the hardest guessing rights ever back-to-back native MNK on consoles Wow, so I mean she's in a PC lobby

[01:37:21] Okay, this is bronze this is a PC bronze

[01:37:40] Let's take a look at their network, so the one I opened.

[01:37:47] That was so lucky!

[01:37:52] What?

[01:37:53] Stand by, camera needs.

[01:37:54] Behind you, behind you.

[01:37:55] 50 seconds remaining.

[01:37:56] Fucking their observation system.

[01:37:57] Right in front of you, right in front of you!

[01:37:58] Right in front!

[01:37:59] 40 seconds remaining.

[01:38:00] You must 5 seconds remaining.

[01:38:01] Right in front of you! Right in front of you!

[01:38:03] Right in front!

[01:38:12] Okay.

[01:38:13] Let me be clear when I say this.

[01:38:15] From now on, if I get sent an M&K on console player who's native,

[01:38:20] I'm only going to guess their PC rank.

[01:38:23] Jagger, I don't want to offend you by saying this.

[01:38:26] saying this, for a PC player, you are, I'm 99% sure you've peaked bronze. For a PC player,

[01:38:34] I'm 99% sure you've peaked bronze. So remember, when I enter this, it's going to show his

[01:38:39] console rank first. We don't care about that. I'm only going to guess his PC rank because

[01:38:44] that's the clip I was sent. Here we go. I'm going with bronze. Okay, this is console.

[01:38:53] actually higher on PC oh my god he is a silver to player on PC with a 0.56

[01:39:02] kill-to-death ratio and a 40% 1% inch bro guys he's actually higher here's this

[01:39:12] here's this console stats copper bronze copper copper copper copper no no

[01:39:19] Jagger, I do not mean this in a bad way, but it's not going to come off good.

[01:39:28] I have never in my life seen a hard stock copper before.

[01:39:32] He's been copper for eight seasons, which is two years consecutive.

[01:39:37] How did he get silver on PC though?

[01:39:40] It had to have been like one of his friends who's just really good.

[01:39:44] I have never, I've heard, bro,

[01:39:49] I've heard stories of people being hard stock copper,

[01:39:51] like I've heard tales.

[01:39:53] I've heard tales, I've heard legends of hard stock copper,

[01:39:57] I've never actually seen it.

[01:40:00] This guy was copper for nine consecutive seasons,

[01:40:05] switched to PC and then hit silver.

[01:40:12] I mean, and he hit silver with a 0.5.

[01:40:14] This guy's asking me to 1v1 instead of sending me a clip.

[01:40:16] You're like, legitimately?

[01:40:17] What do you, what?

[01:40:19] Bro, I said send in a clip, not tell me to 1v1.

[01:40:22] I'm not 1v1ing you right now, bro.

[01:40:24] I'm guessing ranks.

[01:40:25] What's the matter with you?

[01:40:27] The world does not stop and start at your pleasure.

[01:40:30] OK, next guest of the day is going

[01:40:32] to be on Bob the Turtle, 517.

[01:40:36] Bob, you sent in a custom game clip, Bob.

[01:40:40] Bob, how am I going to guess your rank if you're not even playing ranked, Bob?

[01:40:48] Bob, how am I going to guess your rank if you're not playing ranked, Bob?

[01:40:54] Come on, dude!

[01:40:56] Like, Bob, come on, bro!

[01:41:04] Okay, this guy's using Doc in 2026.

[01:41:09] Honestly, we're back, we can say 2027, it's October, dude.

[01:41:13] Yo man, we don't use Doc anymore.

[01:41:16] He doesn't have his ACOG, we don't use Doc, all right?

[01:41:18] I don't wanna see this anymore.

[01:41:20] Lock in.

[01:41:26] Just off these reinforcements and Siteset up alone,

[01:41:29] it's gold to silver maximum, silver to gold maximum.

[01:41:35] Just a console player as well.

[01:41:39] Stop why they're going up.

[01:41:43] Yo, somebody raided us? Who raided us, bro?

[01:41:47] Jetsism.

[01:41:48] Yo, Jett, thank you for the raid, dude. My god.

[01:41:52] Thank you, man.

[01:41:55] Hey, thank you, Jett. Thank you, man. Appreciate you, my boy.

[01:42:00] Okay, your teammate team killed. All right, it's Bronze.

[01:42:04] The site setup is terrible and you're team killing in overtime.

[01:42:08] Jigsuit, how do you know it's bronze?

[01:42:10] Bro, yo, bronze players do not care about winning or losing.

[01:42:16] I'm not even kidding.

[01:42:17] I think half of the people in bronze are drunk, high, or they're 12 years old when they play this game.

[01:42:23] Man, who do you know TKs in overtime?

[01:42:27] It's one thing that TK on 0-0.

[01:42:30] Overtime?

[01:42:31] That means you're spending 25 minutes of just scrapping to get to this point.

[01:42:35] TK and overtime, it's bronze, bro.

[01:42:38] Simple at the mat!

[01:42:41] Okay, he's aiming at Jockstrap level.

[01:42:47] It's definitely bronze.

[01:42:55] And then you barricaded out your teammate.

[01:42:58] That's roaming.

[01:42:59] Ball right.

[01:43:00] this is everybody strap on your seatbelts this is gonna be a bumpy ride

[01:43:20] strap on your seatbelts guys this is gonna be what in the why is there not a

[01:43:27] rotation there. Under you, under you, under you. Thank God.

[01:43:51] Okay. I know this is bronze, but that was the smartest thing I've ever seen a bronze

[01:43:56] He gets Deimos scanned from below on a wooden floor, doesn't panic, hops up on a metal table, and tries to floorbang.

[01:44:05] That's the smartest thing I've ever seen a bronze do, because he can't die in this position.

[01:44:11] He's so much harder to shoot now. Really smart, honestly.

[01:44:15] This might actually work, I'm not even kidding, this might work.

[01:44:30] One before.

[01:44:31] Why are we aiming at jockstrap level?

[01:44:35] Brother, aim high!

[01:44:37] Like dude, see how many bullets that took?

[01:44:42] Bro, if you were aiming head level, it's a one-shot.

[01:44:45] Please just aim head level, dude.

[01:44:51] Stam, stam, stam, stam, stam, reload, stem, stem?

[01:44:57] Reload now! Reload!

[01:45:12] Guys, it might be copper. I'm not even... This is so bad, it might be copper.

[01:45:27] On the door. On the door. On the door.

[01:45:31] Please stop aiming at ball's level! Please! You keep aiming at the pelvic region! You're

[01:45:43] not getting out of bronze like this! What are you doing? What are you doing? What are

[01:45:51] you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you bruh-

[01:45:53] 15 seconds. Why did you decide- If they would have shot that Goyo, you would have lost the

[01:45:59] around.

[01:46:01] Time expires in 10 seconds.

[01:46:05] Ah, boy, destroy it.

[01:46:08] What?

[01:46:09] What the?

[01:46:10] What the?

[01:46:11] What's going on?

[01:46:12] You heard him literally dooning in the corner.

[01:46:17] Why did you full sprint on ADS?

[01:46:19] What was that?

[01:46:22] Located.

[01:46:24] OK.

[01:46:25] You're biggest problem.

[01:46:27] So many problems, but the biggest problem you could fix overnight is whenever you're aiming. Think about am I aiming at his pelvic region. If the answer is, yes, move your crosshair up.

[01:46:38] You are literally using an MP5, which does no damage anyways. You're making the game so much harder on yourself. You have to land like five bullets to take somebody down.

[01:46:46] Now, he's gonna be, alright, this is a disgustingly edited image of me.

[01:46:54] He's gonna be bronze or copper.

[01:46:56] It's gonna come down to one thing.

[01:46:59] If he solo queues or five stacks or how many games he has played.

[01:47:04] Bronze is a much safer guess because the odds of somebody peeking copper is like insane.

[01:47:11] It's not silver, I'm pop.

[01:47:14] Silver's not that bad.

[01:47:15] It's gonna be bronze.

[01:47:16] I'm going with bronze. I've actually never even met somebody that peaked at copper. Like I met unranked players

[01:47:22] But I'm gonna go with bronze

[01:47:26] Switch bronze for

[01:47:28] See what I mean, bro. This is why I try to say copper

[01:47:33] In Siege isn't really a real rank now let me explain because you might be confused guys

[01:47:39] He has a 0.48 KD with 10 matches played and he's in bronze

[01:47:43] He's literally playing as bad as humanly possible, and he's still in bronze

[01:47:49] Like you understand what I'm saying like I don't think copper's a real rank

[01:47:53] I'm gonna be honest. He could not be playing any worse, and he's still in bronze

[01:47:59] Good guess, bro. What are we right now? Am I two for three? I

[01:48:03] Didn't count the guy with the charm. I swiped out of that guy. Am I two for three? I feel like I'm doing pretty good

[01:48:08] One for three, no, how do I say I'm two for three?

[01:48:13] Oh, you guys saying one for three, yeah, okay, yeah, sure.

[01:48:16] Okay, future reference chat.

[01:48:18] I'm gonna classify PC or console peak

[01:48:21] if I see it native MK, I got you.

[01:48:28] No better way to spend a birthday

[01:48:29] than guessing Gels ranks, man.

[01:48:31] This genuinely, it brings me joy to do.

[01:48:33] I'd love guessing Gels ranks.

[01:48:35] Okay, next up we have Cam.

[01:48:38] This is going to tell a lot about your skill level, Cam,

[01:48:40] because it's a 2v5 scenario and your 30 HP.

[01:48:45] 2v5 scenario and your 30 HP, and you have 30 seconds.

[01:48:50] On the bright side, you have five grims in your pocket.

[01:48:54] Anything could happen.

[01:49:01] Sounds like the staircase.

[01:49:03] Under you, under you.

[01:49:04] Really good aim.

[01:49:06] Under you again.

[01:49:08] You gotta go, you gotta go, go, go, go.

[01:49:18] Got him, got him.

[01:49:23] What are they doing?

[01:49:24] Oh my god, um, god, it's such a short clip, it's so hard to guess your rank.

[01:49:31] Let me think, the operators, Thermite, Thatcher, Twitch, Grim, those are like somewhat high

[01:49:37] high level operators, Fenrir, Solis, Azami, Bandit, Goya, and it's console.

[01:49:42] So the ranks are just naturally inflated on console.

[01:49:45] Like my rule of thumb is like, if you're gold on console, you'd probably be PC on silver.

[01:49:52] If you're flat on console, you'd probably be gold on silver.

[01:49:55] Like it's a one rank drop off.

[01:49:57] I'm going to watch this again to make an accurate guess.

[01:50:03] He's pre-aiming for a flank while he's in a 2B5 and he hears the guy under him which

[01:50:08] is bad.

[01:50:16] I think I got it.

[01:50:17] It's probably flat.

[01:50:18] I think it's flat.

[01:50:22] The enemies are just so lost it makes me want to say gold though.

[01:50:29] I'm gonna go with flat though.

[01:50:30] I'm gonna keep flip flopping here.

[01:50:40] I'm gonna finally go with gold.

[01:50:42] The reason why is because why are you waiting for a flank here?

[01:50:46] You're pre-aiming a flank.

[01:50:48] This is just horrible.

[01:50:50] I'm gonna say you're a gold player, to be honest with you.

[01:50:52] I really hope I'm right.

[01:50:55] Cotton Cam, my final guess is that you have peaked at gold on console.

[01:50:59] Here we go.

[01:51:04] Alright, console is so inflated.

[01:51:06] Bro, Diamond with 1.9, are you kidding me?

[01:51:09] But you know what though, bro?

[01:51:11] It's just the clip is too short for me to actually give a guess.

[01:51:14] Chat, the clip is just too short.

[01:51:16] It's a too short of a clip.

[01:51:18] Like bro, what?

[01:51:20] Wait, let's see his PC rank.

[01:51:24] I mean, it's he's bronze, but he's only played 15 games. Not really a fair not really a fair guess. I

[01:51:33] Mean

[01:51:35] Bro, okay. It was a bad guess by me. I was gonna say plat and then I changed to gold

[01:51:41] But like dude the clip was nine seconds long. How am I supposed to guess you write off that?

[01:51:46] Also, the enemies were so lost like that just did not feel like somebody who peeps diamond or even high emerald

[01:51:53] The enemies were so lost.

[01:51:55] PC, that would never be a peak diamond, ever.

[01:52:01] Okay, this is gonna be a low rank.

[01:52:04] There's no footholds.

[01:52:05] There should always be footholds on these walls.

[01:52:07] There's no footholds.

[01:52:08] This cap can placement is terrible.

[01:52:10] You always put cap cans at ankle level

[01:52:13] because they're much harder to see.

[01:52:14] This is crouch level.

[01:52:15] This is terrible.

[01:52:23] Another thing if you put a cap can that high you can actually prone underneath it a little bit of a month back

[01:52:28] That'll catch a cap can of course

[01:52:32] To do that scenario you kind of pinned

[01:52:38] Run V5 scenario

[01:52:40] All right.

[01:52:41] What?

[01:52:52] Why is that not reinforced?

[01:52:59] Okay, all right, okay, go to the nearest gas station, buy a lot of retakes.

[01:53:10] you're gonna win it. You've had two of the most blessed headshots I've ever seen.

[01:53:14] Two of THE most blessed headshots I've ever seen.

[01:53:18] Sprinting off of the noise for the fuse charge is really smart there, not gonna lie.

[01:53:27] Yeah, who would plant in this spot? You're planting in the center of sight.

[01:53:34] Okay, I

[01:53:36] Have a couple of things this could be an unranked player

[01:53:41] But if he's ranked silver, I'm going to silver chat I'm gonna 100% guess silver here

[01:53:48] Maybe go with Nana silver that is outside of all

[01:53:52] White men are 74 we're going with silver. Please God be correct

[01:53:58] No, oh my god, I'm so close. Oh

[01:54:00] chat he is one win away from silver 2000 2000 RP is silver five right oh my god he's one

[01:54:12] win away from silver are you kidding me or no he was one win away that is bro if he got

[01:54:17] one more win I would have been dead on the money one more win okay we're currently two

[01:54:24] for five. This has been borderline impossible to guess so far. The one diamond guy was a

[01:54:30] complete curveball. Whenever that happens of guessing ranks, I like totally forget everything

[01:54:36] that I thought I knew about the game. Now, but I'm going to stick with my cope and just

[01:54:40] say it was way too short of a clip to actually give an accurate guess on. I need like a three

[01:54:44] minute clip to get a perfect guess there. But still, bro, the end of the round was just

[01:54:51] So poorly played by the enemies. I just could never guess that was a peep diamond

[01:54:56] All right, we're two for five. Let's lock in we're gonna do 10 guesses. I'm gonna try to get six right. Let's see up here

[01:55:01] We're guessing curvoo space axe

[01:55:04] You located a bomb

[01:55:07] Okay, this is the best player of the day undeniably. I can tell in three seconds. This is gonna be diamond slash jam

[01:55:21] His aim is really good, his movement is really good, his gamer tag is clean.

[01:55:27] This could be champ, I'm not even kidding.

[01:55:41] This is a pure control champion.

[01:55:44] Wow.

[01:55:45] Bro, your aim is actually ridiculous man.

[01:55:50] I don't want to overthink this, oh my god this guy went to, is that Japan or Korea?

[01:56:11] Dude, I don't want to overthink this, I think it's going to be Champ or Diamond, it's going

[01:56:18] to come down to if he solo accused and how many games played he has. I almost want to,

[01:56:24] I'm not even kidding, I almost want to last second fade away Diamond peak.

[01:56:29] You know what? He has 14,000 gamer score. I'm going with champ. I'm going with console champion.

[01:56:37] He was diamond. I knew it. Bro, he had 156 games played. See, but that's the thing. If he had 400

[01:56:44] games played he would have hit champ. That's what I mean. Yeah, that guy's crazy. That guy's actually

[01:56:51] gross. Kerbu, you're disgusting. Easily champ potential player. Chad, you're saying cope,

[01:56:58] but the thing is he played 100 games. If he played three or 400 games, he'd probably be champed.

[01:57:03] Period. It's that simple. We're two for six. This has been, I would say, impossible guessing

[01:57:09] race today so far. Then again though to go six for ten if we get four consecutive guesses correct

[01:57:16] in a row we could backdoor six for ten here. Okay this is from Peso Paluma. My bad if laggy

[01:57:24] I'm Xbox one. All good brother. Let's take that into consideration on the clip. He's a Xbox one

[01:57:29] player. Okay take that into consideration. Also common misconception this is not a diamond charm.

[01:57:36] It looks like a diamond charm. I don't know what this charm is. It's like a bottle of jam. It's not a diamond charm, trust me

[01:57:42] So here's the thing if you're a Xbox one player you're already out of massive disadvantage because he's on 60 frames

[01:57:50] Everybody else is like 120 144. So it's not gonna be easy for this guy. So we have to keep that in consideration

[01:58:06] Drops off the grenade explosion. I don't know if that was intentional or not, but really well played so far.

[01:58:16] Oh no. Why'd you turn your back? Never turn your back into battlefield.

[01:58:26] It looks like a low rank.

[01:58:28] the quick peek could use a little bit of work. It could use a little bit of work. It was,

[01:58:38] you were like kind of crouching too much and you didn't, you didn't left right knee. You

[01:58:42] just right hand leaned. Why are we red pinning in 2027? C4 in a sand ball, right.

[01:58:57] ball right. You're on fire. We got to work on the reaction time. Finca should heal you.

[01:59:06] Finca should definitely heal you this rank above Braunt. You know for a 60 frames player

[01:59:12] your aim is not that bad to be H. The fact that Finca hasn't healed you while she's

[01:59:21] 70HP and your 10HP is genuinely puzzling.

[01:59:29] On the desk.

[01:59:31] One out four remaining.

[01:59:32] That guy's just terrible.

[01:59:33] I don't think he's gonna.

[01:59:34] He's a charge recovered than a fuser.

[01:59:36] Grenade.

[01:59:36] He's got the last operator.

[01:59:38] Okay, this is gonna be a weird one.

[01:59:40] I'm not even kidding, bro.

[01:59:41] I almost wanna say like, plaid.

[01:59:44] Ugh, your 60 frames,

[01:59:46] so it makes it much harder on yourself, obviously.

[01:59:48] It's gold or plat peak his gun skill is just not gold though. It feels like flat ball

[01:59:55] right

[01:59:57] Disguise okay disgustingly out of God's XP FB, but I'm gonna say gold or platinum. I'm gonna say like

[02:00:07] I'm gonna trust my gut here, I'm gonna say gold peak please God

[02:00:11] Bronze? What? Oh my god, it was way off.

[02:00:19] Chap, we're two for seven. Jesus.

[02:00:22] Bro, his gun skill was incredible for a bronze player.

[02:00:27] Normally when I, I mean he has a positive KD.

[02:00:29] Normally when I see a bronze player on console,

[02:00:32] they're like shooting circles around people.

[02:00:34] Literally, they're shooting circles around people.

[02:00:36] I think I have to ignore, I have to ignore gun skill though because the thing is, unless

[02:00:44] the gun skills are insane, they're sending me their clips so it's like it's going to

[02:00:48] be their best aim moments, it's not going to be them whiffing, do you know what I mean?

[02:00:52] So that's kind of on me.

[02:00:53] Two per seven.

[02:00:54] This has been really hard though, extremely difficult.

[02:01:03] What is that guy doing?

[02:01:05] scum skin the attachment skin this guy has is really clean I think why it's

[02:01:21] We need like that on one HP is really bad. Oh, yes a mingo charms

[02:01:36] 1v3

[02:01:39] 1v3 scenario and he's 15 HP bro

[02:01:43] You're talking like any lesion mind takes this guy out if he lets it sit for a couple seconds

[02:01:47] What are these Azamis?

[02:01:56] Bro this is like straight from the depths of silver.

[02:02:08] What you just did, even though it was a little thing, it was really bad.

[02:02:12] You heard the enemy get hit by a nomad and then you reloaded right in front of the door

[02:02:17] exposing your entire body to the door.

[02:02:19] That's bad.

[02:02:22] He's back on his feet, he could have shot you.

[02:02:28] It's silver slash gold, I'm gonna say,

[02:02:31] I can't keep getting like, God, this is hard.

[02:02:35] I'm gonna go gold, I'm gonna go gold, I'm gonna go gold,

[02:02:37] 100%, I don't want to overthink this, this is gold.

[02:02:40] You beat Diamond 5 in Daybreak?

[02:02:50] Okay, I know the solution to this.

[02:02:53] The next guessing ranks I'm doing on PC.

[02:02:57] Console is just so unpredictable.

[02:02:58] Oh my god.

[02:02:59] Am I 2 for 8 or 2 for 7?

[02:03:01] I think I'm 2 for 8.

[02:03:04] Nah, man.

[02:03:06] The next guessing ranks I'm doing PC.

[02:03:09] Jesus bro what oh my god

[02:03:23] Also bro i think rank 3.0 changed it a lot too because good i'm and i'm not like

[02:03:28] i'm not trying to like expose some siege players here but dude there's a lot of people that hit

[02:03:33] certain ranks in rank 2.0 and they're not going to hit it in rank 3.0 tbh

[02:03:39] We're 2 for 8 right now.

[02:03:46] This is absolutely ridiculous.

[02:03:50] Okay, this looks decent.

[02:03:53] They're fusing above.

[02:03:55] Really good strat for this specific site.

[02:03:57] Fuses one of those operators where he is trash, but on certain sites he's really good.

[02:04:01] This is one of them.

[02:04:02] Because the whole site's wood.

[02:04:03] Besides kitchen.

[02:04:04] Besides kitchen

[02:04:12] You confused like anywhere basically

[02:04:30] Good

[02:04:34] Wow, okay, it might look like that shield player's a bot, but he was actually trying to turtle plant, he caught him there.

[02:04:46] Oh my god! Not a bad clip! Okay!

[02:04:51] Is that flight? If the last kid is diamond, this kid's diamond.

[02:04:55] Ivan, come on! Give me, give me, give me, throw me a freaking bone here.

[02:04:59] If the last kid's diamond, this kid's diamond. Diamond's locked.

[02:05:02] I'm sick to my stomach man. I'm sick to my stomach. Bro, I feel like that guy was so much better than the last guy. Like, what?

[02:05:15] But yeah, you know what it is though? The cold hard truth about siege and the cold hard truth about guessing ranks is, dawg, you can be a lower rank than somebody and be better than them.

[02:05:29] better than them. I'm gonna be honest man, if you solo queue and you play 40

[02:05:34] games a season, you're literally never gonna hit champ. Mathematically it's

[02:05:38] impossible. The best players in the world if they purely solo queue, they'll have a

[02:05:45] 57% more percentage. Literally. That's the thing about seeds, bro. If you stack,

[02:05:50] you're just on average gonna have a higher rate percentage than somebody who solo

[02:05:53] queues. So like you could be an emerald player who plays 80 games a season, only

[02:05:58] solo accused has a 54% whipp percentage, but you have like a 1.6 KD and you'll be a lower

[02:06:04] rank than a diamond player with a 0.9 who just stacks and plays 300 games. Even though

[02:06:09] the NREL player is better than a diamond player, it's just that's the nature of the game.

[02:06:14] Stacking will give you a high-rate.

[02:06:16] FAT!

[02:06:19] Alright.

[02:06:26] This kid looks decent.

[02:06:29] This kid looks decent.

[02:06:32] Good aim.

[02:06:33] Really good aim.

[02:06:34] This kid looks really good.

[02:06:40] Good recoil.

[02:06:44] It feels like champ slash diamonds?

[02:06:55] I'm gonna go.

[02:07:07] Oh my god!

[02:07:12] That's channel, that's channel.

[02:07:19] I'm going with champion.

[02:07:21] Last guests of the day were two for nine lock in.

[02:07:24] I'm going with champion peak on Ram bullies.

[02:07:30] Done.

[02:07:33] So does that mean I went two for ten on guesses?

[02:07:36] I think I went dude. I think I'm a two for ten on guesses. Wow. Oh, he had a diamond charm.

[02:07:47] Wow, I'm not locked. He had a fucking diamond charm. Well, W video, YouTube, if you enjoyed

[02:07:55] the guessing regs, click subscribe. Wow. Yo, next guessing regs we're doing PC console

[02:08:02] was an absolute sham. I actually said this last time and I forgot. I'm literally high

[02:08:09] bias. What I'm going to do is low key high bias over the next couple of weeks because

[02:08:15] we won't do guessing ranks for like three weeks or something, two weeks, make a discord

[02:08:20] chat in the JXD server for literally just guessing ranks. And I want it to be PC because

[02:08:27] bro console is just it I mean like these kids are not diamond on PC period

[02:08:32] um chat we get a PC I might rip some PC ranked boys I've been dropping fucking

[02:08:37] bombs lately I might rip some PC ranked chat I'll be right back kittens I'm gonna

[02:08:42] swap monitors and tinkle and then we'll get on PC lock in let's go

[02:08:57] you

[02:09:27] you

[02:09:57] you

[02:10:27] you

[02:10:57] you

[02:11:27] you

[02:11:57] you

[02:12:27] Sweet!

[02:12:29] Chat on back from my...

[02:12:31] Oh my god, hi guys!

[02:12:33] It's not a fucking vape break, dude!

[02:12:35] I don't fucking vape!

[02:12:37] Holy shit!

[02:12:39] Hi guys, are you actually gonna play this gift of me endlessly vapeing every time I leave my setup?

[02:12:43] Do!

[02:12:45] Like...

[02:12:47] Come on, man!

[02:12:49] I don't know what you're talking about!

[02:12:51] I don't know what you're talking about!

[02:12:53] I don't know what you're talking about!

[02:12:55] Like come on

[02:12:59] Bro, are you actually gonna play this gift of me just endlessly friggin vaping oh

[02:13:06] My god chat. It's my birthday, bro. I'm on dude

[02:13:10] Not chat. I got it like sit. I like we've been playing a bunch of games lately like we've been playing

[02:13:15] League we have planned gta rp. We've been playing clash. We've been playing freakin CS battle rent like

[02:13:21] Dude, on my birthday, I gotta get, we can play Fortnite.

[02:13:25] On my birthday, I gotta get on Siege, bro.

[02:13:27] The game that freaking started it all for me, man.

[02:13:30] If it was not, dude, if it was not for Rainbow Six Siege chat,

[02:13:33] I genuinely have no idea what I'll be doing right now.

[02:13:37] Like, man, if it was not for Rainbow Six Siege,

[02:13:40] like, I have no idea what I would be doing.

[02:13:44] Let's hit him, really, bro.

[02:13:46] Literally, bro.

[02:13:47] I owe this game my freaking life.

[02:13:51] literally drugs drugs vaping

[02:13:55] Drugs, I would not you know, I'm not I'm not a freaking I'm not a drug addict

[02:14:05] You would be a male stripper

[02:14:08] Okay, Jack if I wasn't streaming what job would I have honestly go?

[02:14:16] Go

[02:14:18] gay, male stripper, a masseuse, male stripper, vape shop owner, McDonald's, drug dealer 100%,

[02:14:32] high-vives typed on my life you be in jail.

[02:14:41] Are you freaking serious?

[02:14:43] Janitor!

[02:14:45] I'm not even on I'm not even on me. What do you mean gank bot?

[02:14:54] This guy just said gank bot

[02:14:59] Gimp, I don't know what that means chat. What does that mean gimp? Gimp. What does get me? Isn't it like EU slang?

[02:15:07] Chat well my whole stack is out of land event, so let's solo queue

[02:15:10] chat what soto cues always interesting let me out of delay man let me out of

[02:15:15] fricking play I want to win chat for my birthday I want to get like a 20 kill

[02:15:19] win that would be so peak be our

[02:15:40] I

[02:15:42] Was saying like if you think you're old you're old if you think you're young you're young use it positively, bro. I

[02:15:51] Don't mean it in a jitty way. I don't mean it as fucking jitty like

[02:15:57] Bro, I swear when I try to Q siege in the morning it dude

[02:16:03] When I try to Q siege in the morning it takes 10 minutes to get a game

[02:16:06] when I try to Q siege in the night it's just instant it's like I instantly get a

[02:16:11] game so I think if I get a win I'll be diamond too I'm not even trolling I think

[02:16:18] if I get a ban

[02:16:22] gorgeous what up kittens how's it going oh my god there's no way yes bro it's my

[02:16:29] birthday and I'm ripping some ranked games how you boys doing right bro we

[02:16:34] Did you play it again at XD gaming earlier?

[02:16:36] Sweet!

[02:16:37] Did you guys win or lose?

[02:16:39] We lost.

[02:16:40] Because they were playing with like three pro players.

[02:16:44] How were y'all playing pros at Emeralds?

[02:16:48] Uh, good question bro.

[02:16:49] I don't know, but they had three pro players.

[02:16:51] I wasn't saying.

[02:16:52] I think that's all.

[02:16:54] Yeah.

[02:16:55] They keep me against the gold.

[02:16:57] Wait, okay.

[02:16:58] As Emeralds, how often do y'all play champs?

[02:17:02] I think I think chance a lot with diamonds. I think because I was in the diamond before I just don't play enough. That's why I'm still

[02:17:11] But the game doesn't want to put me against a move

[02:17:16] Femme, what they say there's no enemy mark. No, they're shooting us

[02:17:20] Yo Ford focus where are you from bro? I hear a little accent Quebec man

[02:17:26] Quebec Canada, Quebec Canada. Okay

[02:17:28] Yeah

[02:17:31] Get back get back. I ain't no way Jin see yo guys lock in. Let's get this done. Let's go. Let's go

[02:17:42] Get back

[02:17:45] Macy J earlier he left halfway through

[02:17:48] All right, let me get this straight y'all in a single day got a game with a varsity gaming Macy J and me in one day

[02:17:55] Yeah, dude, I don't know what's going on. What is happening?

[02:18:02] Give me a message is for real. Yeah, first round left.

[02:18:07] Ready to win this? Let's get it. Let's go.

[02:18:10] It's a Val'kin CC. I

[02:18:13] Will just beat Michigan dang. Are you controller right now? Bro. I'm always controller. Yes, sir. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right

[02:18:20] 5 seconds to insertion

[02:18:24] Yo guys these guys build the tech they're doing the popped Mira strap on archives then of the tech

[02:18:28] Yeah, we're good

[02:18:32] We'll play the last one going down. Come on boch

[02:18:37] Are you drinking a danimal question mark are you five?

[02:18:42] Brother it's a friggin blueberry smoothie. It's good for your body

[02:18:46] I

[02:18:51] Say hard right now breaking Jigsie

[02:18:58] What's up captain's boys captain captain

[02:19:02] 190 190 I have to take his ball

[02:19:10] He's in break in break

[02:19:13] He's going to office

[02:19:16] There's a one after you guys east is clear catwalks clear. I'm gonna throw them for caps

[02:19:35] All right, I have 90 came yo yo two capcans here to to you

[02:19:38] still african bro yo ok i just pinged those 4 capcams on my ping scott

[02:19:50] the good probably takes out here just uh harvard

[02:20:23] Not the blue half wall there. Bro how guys is clear just come to me come in play up

[02:20:28] We're gonna hold you from the door. He might be below with a C4 though. Fuck

[02:20:37] He's

[02:21:23] first round no warm up no warm up come on bro that's fucking go bro yo nice plant baby

[02:21:32] I told you I got you man I told you I got you dude Jack 4k to start the day off like

[02:21:39] come on dude I do this I do this yeah I was just watching for the C4 let's go Jack thank

[02:21:49] to 10 gifted subs

[02:21:52] Jack love you, bro. Oh gee viewer right there Jack. Love you man

[02:21:58] Rebind your push to talk on PC. I have it on you. Is that bad?

[02:22:04] I have it on you. Is that actually bad?

[02:22:12] Jinxie I got you with some birthday dick

[02:22:14] Brandon bands get the fuck out of my screen bro Brendan you come in every day

[02:22:20] talking about banging me you're a psycho back dude birthday dick are you crazy

[02:22:26] stand with the five gifts in W stand at the time

[02:22:31] you're drunk yeah what up bro wait where is a where's north mall get a sneak

[02:22:36] a shrimp bro it's my friggin birthday y'all come on I'm sorry

[02:22:42] Yeah, you're a bro. Come on, bro. Okay, two captains on the east or from the door. Check him out. Check him out

[02:22:50] Three holy shit

[02:22:53] Bro, I think I can get PC champ this season. I just have to keep locking in two captains on the highway, okay?

[02:23:01] Yo Brendan, I'm gonna decline your birthday hookup session you weirdo

[02:23:08] My it's been this dude

[02:23:12] of

[02:23:19] the

[02:23:23] of

[02:23:26] the

[02:23:28] of

[02:23:30] the

[02:23:32] of

[02:23:34] the

[02:23:36] of

[02:23:38] the

[02:23:40] one half all right now

[02:23:45] boys east is clear again take east

[02:23:48] no fucking way

[02:23:52] focus on you

[02:23:56] that's not dead

[02:24:00] hold my nanny camp

[02:24:04] I have two in armoury

[02:24:09] Okay

[02:24:13] They're my can you preach this can you reach this right over here just trust me I'll hold in the cross once off one is half all

[02:24:24] They're my jump in the window and reach this now this one over here over here

[02:24:33] Guys hold my 90 cam it's really important you want to get German

[02:24:39] Yo, he's on the desk!

[02:24:41] Brother, he's on the desk!

[02:24:43] Go 90. Drop the diffuser, go 90.

[02:24:45] You see what I'm playing?

[02:24:49] No!

[02:24:51] Yes, both sides.

[02:24:53] They're both inside. They're both inside. They're by the metal, like, boxes.

[02:24:57] You got this bug.

[02:24:59] He's running at you, running at you.

[02:25:01] Get off it.

[02:25:05] Good try. Boys, I want our next push to be from east.

[02:25:08] Okay, we need to take from ease.

[02:25:10] It's so free of video.

[02:25:15] Damn, I fried that one guy.

[02:25:17] He's got shit on him by the glale.

[02:25:18] I shouldn't have immediately peaked.

[02:25:20] It's never good to immediately peak a new angle

[02:25:23] after I just got a kill on that exact same angle.

[02:25:26] Like, you know what I mean?

[02:25:27] Like, ah.

[02:25:32] Do you want this sausage for a birthday gift?

[02:25:37] No.

[02:25:38] Just come above your chat a birthday gift is not necessary at all

[02:25:43] You can just come into the stream and say happy birthday. Also

[02:25:48] Offering your sausage. Are you a fucking psychopath? Literally? Are you oh cable?

[02:25:55] Like bro, are you are you a psycho? I think see you're 30 now, right? Okay, Jesus

[02:26:01] No, I'm 25. I don't know why people are saying I'm 30 in my stream

[02:26:05] Oh, okay. Yeah, I get it like yo chat y'all think I'm like bro

[02:26:16] Oh, Jixie you're 30 now, right? I mean bro shout out to people that are saying happy birthday like bugged

[02:26:21] Five percent of people are saying I'm 30 and then two percent of people are saying

[02:26:26] Do you know my me as a birthday present?

[02:26:35] meet you if you do that push on the east bro i think east could be really really free here

[02:26:52] bro let's get above i'm gonna i have reaches for the hatches and i have views let's get above

[02:26:57] Hey, everybody at ease, everybody at ease.

[02:26:59] Let's go, let's go, let's go. We have lessers.

[02:27:05] Elle, I'm grateful. I'm ungrateful for saying I don't want your birthday sausage present!

[02:27:15] Go to the second gate, but he's a freak-off!

[02:27:19] Holy crap! I can't focus with this cord!

[02:27:22] I'll get it after the round!

[02:27:29] Bro this cable is gonna piss me off!

[02:27:38] One's in our cubs, let's enter in our cubs, it's a la.

[02:27:43] I'm on pain, in front of the door.

[02:27:48] Oh, I didn't mean to do that.

[02:27:55] We have to help, right?

[02:28:00] Yo, Blitz, we're gonna give you a flash cam, do you need to get on it?

[02:28:06] Somebody give him a 90 cam.

[02:28:10] What's workshop?

[02:28:12] Only one workshop.

[02:28:14] It's your 2-2 workshop.

[02:28:16] I love in our cubs on the door

[02:28:25] Yeah, you can shoot

[02:28:41] I'm gonna kill this guy. He doesn't know I'm not he does not know I'm not

[02:28:46] what's nice nice okay we're gonna triple drop the back square square square

[02:28:54] rest rest rest rest what the what the fuck no fucking way I thought you watch

[02:29:03] what did you not read when he called out square what the fuck

[02:29:15] Just press!

[02:29:17] What the hell?

[02:29:19] Just fucking press!

[02:29:21] What the fuck was that?

[02:29:23] He's clearly called out square.

[02:29:27] So you know the guys downstairs.

[02:29:29] What the fuck was-

[02:29:31] I'll have a 90 cam.

[02:29:41] Oh hell no.

[02:29:45] Bro, I just said to Rez, like, come on, we would have won.

[02:29:51] What the fuck?

[02:29:52] That's so bad.

[02:29:53] That's so bad.

[02:29:54] Walking into a cap can instead of Rez and I also said to just drop the bathroom hatch.

[02:29:59] No one listened.

[02:30:00] I also said to get a 90 cam and then two people flanked Metal, which means what, there was

[02:30:07] never a 90 cam.

[02:30:09] Oh my god.

[02:30:11] What the fuck was that?

[02:30:21] I reloaded!

[02:30:24] Bro, it's not even about dying to a cap can.

[02:30:37] It's about...

[02:30:38] You heard the call out of the square!

[02:30:40] One guy drops for no reason!

[02:30:43] Another guy ignores me completely and then dies!

[02:30:48] Like, dude, what?!

[02:30:53] What do you mean, pardon?! What did I say?!

[02:30:56] I can't do this pardon, Jim anymore!

[02:31:00] I'm- I'm actually pissed. That was a full-on sell.

[02:31:04] Fine, I'm gonna do the stomping shot. I'm gonna do the stomping shot.

[02:31:08] I'm on your head holes here well they're repelling so there's one more guy on me out

[02:31:34] here all right I'm still here how many when you want a three to one or something

[02:31:41] I'll break my door.

[02:31:46] One's on you along.

[02:31:51] One's on you along.

[02:31:56] Get on, I need you.

[02:32:01] They're loading!

[02:32:04] Still on the refile, Jinxy.

[02:32:09] There's two on me

[02:32:11] One's in CC

[02:32:19] Drop main lobby

[02:32:21] Get up the floor

[02:32:24] I just passed through, I'm pinged

[02:32:25] It's

[02:32:27] E-man

[02:32:27] He's passing in

[02:32:28] He's in my cousin

[02:32:30] Uh uh

[02:32:31] I'm at CC

[02:32:32] I tanked them

[02:32:33] Okay

[02:32:34] I got nothing on 90k

[02:32:36] Okay, there's one CC

[02:32:38] one up four remaining.

[02:32:40] KCC left scene.

[02:32:42] Near ping, just dropped.

[02:32:45] He dropped off something, the other dropped down.

[02:32:48] First floor already dropped off.

[02:32:50] Cafe.

[02:32:53] Now he's still in cafe.

[02:32:58] Maybe break.

[02:32:59] And CC.

[02:33:01] Is he on redor?

[02:33:03] Yep, on redor.

[02:33:05] On the hellos.

[02:33:08] He's on the hard breach.

[02:33:16] This cord is so fucking annoying.

[02:33:26] Oh my god.

[02:33:28] Oh, he's outside too.

[02:33:30] He's on CZ1.

[02:33:32] This cord is gonna piss me off!

[02:33:35] Locking in?

[02:33:36] Running in.

[02:33:37] I'm gonna go man. Come on. There we go. Good looks good looks

[02:33:49] This court is so ask God

[02:33:54] Just unplug it ask why I'm on PC. I can't

[02:34:00] I'm on PC. I can't unplug the court. I need it for my USPC and

[02:34:04] And then I'm using my kitten headphones, so they need to be plugged in as well

[02:34:10] And I can swap headset I

[02:34:14] Could swap headset if you want losing to a cord. I'm hypercarrying. I'm not losing shit

[02:34:19] I'm not losing this game brother if I do all this to lose. I will put a controller in my ass

[02:34:26] Don't tempt me with a good time

[02:34:28] I thought you were on bunch of her down 90. Oh, I was rushing to get you. That's uh, that's that's my fault

[02:34:37] Down nine. What are you talking about? Like you know when you were down found the second round?

[02:34:42] Yeah

[02:34:45] Yeah, we got it. We got it. We got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we got this. It's in the past now. Come on boys

[02:34:52] What's up with the headset, bro, bro low scottie this headset man. This is like

[02:35:52] throws a fake swings

[02:35:56] W streams tonight

[02:35:58] I'm 75% sure he streams nothing. Why would you throw a drone to not get on it? I think it worked. I'll patch there's no way for some

[02:36:06] like ball right

[02:36:09] such a stream tonight

[02:36:15] They're gonna do a top down

[02:36:22] you got this okay sorry I'm not I'm not trying to type you know they're

[02:36:31] pushing army outside armory

[02:36:34] watch out for saiyan

[02:36:36] hey just get some kills on bird here we'll be dead

[02:36:45] we're reaching itself

[02:36:47] Yo Gordon you could I was gonna say you can see for right you can see for right there. Yeah. Oh my god

[02:36:55] Oh god, they're dropping

[02:37:06] What a bull

[02:37:08] I just went to the left

[02:37:10] He's in the high bathroom store

[02:37:14] Yeah, yeah, right here. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay

[02:37:17] Can we go go back go back go back go back go then we're gonna hold a box with her and like castle

[02:37:24] We're gonna actual strength so so so

[02:37:26] Yeah, so this is great actually for this great so this was a great shout kid great shout

[02:37:33] Because then if they plan we can see them let's go

[02:37:36] Honestly, yeah, Ben Ram. We're we're gonna need I'm thinking like four guys up top. Let's get like a malusi for the gaps inside

[02:37:46] Yeah, yeah

[02:37:47] Yeah, I'm a play site

[02:37:49] But I'll play Lucy. I'll play um

[02:37:52] I'm gonna play CCST. I'm not gonna lie

[02:37:57] Just go that let's get we need a castle above to castle needs to be above for sure

[02:38:01] Sending hatred from Sri Lanka, bro, it's my birthday, you absolute dick.

[02:38:09] Sending hatred from Sri Lanka, what the fuck? I don't know, people watch me out there.

[02:38:18] everywhere you want the castles yes sir just come upstairs come upstairs

[02:38:48] was done don't get asked I'm not really pushing

[02:38:51] I'm not really pushing for a solid

[02:38:54] bro what I'm gonna break the hatch

[02:39:10] you're four do one on the window over here the radio window

[02:39:18] I

[02:39:27] Nobody needs that last wall

[02:39:32] Really yes, so let's make sure you stand up with us. Yeah

[02:39:40] But there's only side boys castle we need one more here if you have one real quick

[02:39:48] I might be a rush here.

[02:39:50] He's up in customs.

[02:39:58] Uh, over where I think there's a...

[02:40:00] How do you say to play above?

[02:40:02] There's nothing blue there.

[02:40:04] Like, Jesus dude.

[02:40:06] We gotta just ignore everything.

[02:40:12] That's one dead.

[02:40:14] They're in sight.

[02:40:16] site I'm being on the max so let's get the planter make sure you only focus on

[02:40:23] the planter I'm dead inside I'm stuck I'm stuck I'm stuck

[02:40:25] They're planning, planning, planning boys!

[02:40:31] Let's inside, let's inside still, right here!

[02:40:42] Still in, still in!

[02:40:47] You have to fuse her.

[02:40:48] What, why'd you?

[02:40:50] Yo, are you in the frame?

[02:41:23] Shot cam.

[02:41:24] That was no-

[02:41:30] Like, yo.

[02:41:32] And D.J. you're the best?

[02:41:33] We fucking suck.

[02:41:34] I can't lie.

[02:41:35] Solace, Solace, why'd you try?

[02:41:36] Yes, yes, we know, we know, we got him in our discord call!

[02:41:39] We got him in our discord, trust me!

[02:41:41] He's gonna be punished!

[02:41:43] Trust me, he will!

[02:41:45] Solace, can you-

[02:41:46] I thought she was, I thought she was farther and I kinda felt-

[02:41:48] Oh my god. This was the worst team I've ever been on. This is the worst team I've ever been on.

[02:41:59] No, no, no, this is like, that was bad. That was actually bad.

[02:42:04] We designed a whole strategy for Solus to deny the plant.

[02:42:10] Capcan ignores everything and roams for no reason when we said to play up top with us.

[02:42:13] dies. 2v2 scenario, they have to plant on a site where the entire ceiling is wood.

[02:42:23] The entire ceiling of the objective is wood. Literally, the round is unloosable. They cannot

[02:42:30] win the round unless Solis drops and dies immediately.

[02:42:38] Bro, I'm blown away by how shit that team was.

[02:42:40] That was actually disgusting.

[02:42:47] Yo, Lacey sent a voice memo for my birthday?

[02:42:51] Happy birthday to you.

[02:42:55] Happy birthday to you.

[02:43:00] Happy birthday to you.

[02:43:05] see happy birthday to you happy birthday handsome boy can't wait till i come back to flora and

[02:43:16] put the shit out of that tight t-shirt why is this guy why why does he sound like

[02:43:28] yo lacy what the fuck is wrong with you why are you guys putting a tall emote

[02:43:32] Lacy, what the fuck bro?

[02:43:47] That was the worst team I've ever been on in my life.

[02:43:51] I wish I was exaggerating.

[02:43:53] That team was so bad.

[02:43:57] One of the rounds I'm bleeding out on the floor asking for a rez and he headbutts a

[02:44:02] cap can trap and then literally the next round sold us drops for no reason in a 2v2.

[02:44:09] Chat what am I supposed to be accountable for? I went 9 and 4. What do you want me to do? Like I had a 2kd

[02:44:18] all right I'm gonna go tinkle hopefully we get a better team than that that was fucking putrid

[02:44:22] I'm gonna go tinkle.

[02:44:52] You want this dick?

[02:45:04] Huh?

[02:45:05] Huh?

[02:46:35] I'm gonna take a birthday shit down these guys throughout let's go let me fucking show

[02:47:04] Ooh, sweaty lobby!

[02:47:06] Sweet!

[02:47:08] Yeah, this lobby's way sweatier.

[02:47:10] God, that scene was ass.

[02:47:22] Get well soon, Jinxie.

[02:47:24] Bro, what the fuck is that?

[02:47:26] What?

[02:47:28] What do you mean, get well soon?

[02:47:30] Well soon

[02:47:33] Well

[02:47:36] What do you mean get well soon?

[02:47:39] Jinxie do you want some birthday dick?

[02:47:43] Yo set the same thing to the other guy gonna say to you

[02:47:46] We're panning all these motherfuckers

[02:47:49] Chad you want to see something crazy

[02:48:19] The user is no longer in your possession.

[02:48:22] Watch that replay.

[02:48:26] Watch that replay.

[02:48:32] This cord is gonna pick. This cord is gonna...

[02:48:38] Oh my god, the cord's gonna get me killed.

[02:48:41] Oh my god.

[02:48:44] On the door, on the door.

[02:49:19] broken this cord fuck off oh my god this freaking god it's like twisting my keyboard around

[02:49:32] god i can't focus with this shit dangling in my face pause holy pause you know what i'm

[02:49:42] I'm saying though, and why am I to make so egregiously aaaaaaahhhhhhht?

[02:49:49] Just unplug it.

[02:49:51] You might be the dumbest motherfucker I ever met, bro.

[02:49:55] If I unplug this cord, I won't be able to play on PC.

[02:50:00] Are you legitimately brain dead, bro?

[02:50:03] ZF, think of it as your one.

[02:50:09] RC, think of it as your five.

[02:50:11] craft with the gifted hail is my craft doing in the street oh my god you guys

[02:50:18] work wall and then me and my duo work fucking actual and then let Jinx you

[02:50:22] fucking vert he's gonna very this guy just saved me and my duo who's this guy

[02:50:27] you know like Owen and Swift yeah I'm working around clear blue tooth oh yeah

[02:50:33] dude let me just set up blue tooth on a controller fuck the room can we get the

[02:50:38] all of them

[02:50:53] I'm about to shit myself, literally. I'm about to shit my pants.

[02:50:58] I'm about to shit myself bro.

[02:51:02] Like, why am I doing so fast?

[02:51:08] Where am I?

[02:51:14] Yo, this cord needs to...

[02:51:17] Alright.

[02:51:18] of

[02:52:02] It's one dead.

[02:52:04] They got a mayor.

[02:52:06] Duke, I want to go to the diffuser now.

[02:52:08] You must recover the diffuser.

[02:52:10] The diffuser has been secured.

[02:52:12] Docs off site and lobby.

[02:52:14] Right on upstairs.

[02:52:16] Yep. Can I go down the aqua or where are we?

[02:52:20] You located a bomb.

[02:52:22] You with the benefit of...

[02:52:32] I

[02:52:41] Watch out, Joe Joe Joe

[02:52:45] Nice call out bro. What does watch out mean?

[02:52:58] What the fuck does watch out mean

[02:53:00] Let's see what's going on inside.

[02:53:02] You know, where's Velcro?

[02:53:24] Vox above, Vox above, on the body.

[02:53:26] Uh, I'm sorry about that.

[02:53:30] or like Xador is

[02:53:33] But if user has been recovered, okay, one from an excellent thing in front only the people

[02:53:50] I missed wow actually missed that that's crazy

[02:53:52] I

[02:53:59] Help your teammate

[02:54:06] Good job job eliminated don't be I love you bro. Oh my god

[02:54:16] It's disgusting that's actually disgusting. That is the shit. I'm really fucking disgusting

[02:54:22] You know, this dude, guys, this court is disgusting, like, just keeps my bag good.

[02:54:47] They have to target being neat.

[02:54:49] flailing bro it keeps flailing bro

[02:55:01] bro i'll be honest but even though don't give me one that he should have

[02:55:03] ran to his teammate way earlier he should have ran to his teammate way

[02:55:07] earlier bro

[02:55:12] unplug it let me say this again to the idiots that are saying

[02:55:16] Unplugging it's gonna help.

[02:55:17] Brother!

[02:55:19] It is the only-

[02:55:20] This cord is the only way I can play on PC!

[02:55:23] Pfft!

[02:55:24] And it's only dangling because I had to move it to the back

[02:55:26] because of the kitty headset.

[02:55:28] So, future streams, I might have to get rid of this headset

[02:55:31] because this shit's annoying!

[02:55:34] I can't fucking unplug it!

[02:55:35] Are you dumb?

[02:55:38] Drone has located a bomb.

[02:55:46] 10 seconds for you.

[02:55:53] Insertion in 5 seconds.

[02:55:58] Flip it upside down.

[02:56:01] That's your solution.

[02:56:02] That's your solution.

[02:56:03] Make your way to the front.

[02:56:04] Monster!

[02:56:05] Band that guy for having an IQ below 5!

[02:56:14] I

[02:56:18] Unplug it and plug it back in

[02:56:23] What did that just solve

[02:56:29] That's what's close to your window yo lesion's on my pain

[02:56:41] Before wasting

[02:56:44] that's what i was thinking

[02:57:05] Oh there he is, give me a second

[02:57:10] I'm holding his lead, I can tell when he leaves.

[02:57:14] He left, he left, I hit him a lot.

[02:57:16] I'm gonna get down to him.

[02:57:19] No, Matt, where did this mouse go?

[02:57:20] In this room, Draco, in this room, in this room.

[02:57:25] I got feet, they must hold up.

[02:57:34] I'll fight again.

[02:58:10] Yo, that's the shit I'm talking about

[02:58:13] Let's fucking go bro

[02:58:16] Happy birthday. Thanks, man

[02:58:20] Put the cord in your ass

[02:58:23] How would putting the cord in my ass solve anything?

[02:58:26] Don't tell me lock

[02:58:29] Problem to be honest two-to-one attacking split on night heavy labs is pretty darn good if I do faith on myself

[02:58:36] Not bad kid

[02:58:38] Yeah, not bad kid

[02:58:41] Honestly bro, honestly, bro

[02:58:43] Put the cord in rice. That's for water damage. It's not gonna solve the cord dangling in front of my fucking camera

[02:58:50] I already talked to you guys the freaking solution. It's because of the kitty cat headset is a USB C

[02:58:55] So I had to use it in the front of my PC

[02:58:57] So I'm gonna fix it bro tomorrow. It'll be fixed. Just get off my Disney right now. Oh

[02:59:03] Wait chat tomorrow. Uh, oh my god guys tomorrow

[02:59:07] I'm gonna go live at 11 a.m. for four night global time. So excited and then I'll get off that four

[02:59:13] So I can watch the bucks get the shit kicked out of us

[02:59:27] I'm so excited bro

[02:59:33] I'm so excited bro

[02:59:37] walk fortified!

[02:59:39] select the kitchen

[02:59:40] lobby room, lobby room

[02:59:51] bro basically it's for it

[03:00:07] of

[03:00:14] the

[03:00:18] of

[03:00:21] the

[03:00:23] of

[03:00:25] the

[03:00:27] of

[03:00:29] the

[03:00:31] of

[03:00:33] the

[03:00:35] Okay, boch

[03:00:40] Well, it's open

[03:00:45] Yo, dude, are you serious man?

[03:00:50] Shut the fuck up and let me work pussy

[03:01:05] the

[03:01:13] the

[03:01:25] top rafters and rafters door

[03:01:28] two breaks two breaks

[03:01:35] What fucking suck and you have the audacity to tk me bitch

[03:01:42] It's got to see it

[03:01:46] I'll wait till the round ends

[03:01:49] Up for located a bomb protect it

[03:02:05] of

[03:02:13] the

[03:02:16] death

[03:02:19] of

[03:02:22] the

[03:02:27] tough

[03:02:28] tough

[03:02:30] tough

[03:02:32] I'm standing on a pixel peak with the TCSG for 45 seconds. You walk directly in front of my scope with an SMG 11

[03:02:41] And then I said yo mute what the fuck are you doing? And then you said shut the fuck up and let me work bitch

[03:02:47] Like yeah, I'm shooting you in the head every time bro

[03:02:54] Yeah talk when I say so bitch

[03:02:58] All right, this guy's at the link when yeah, let's just be friends and win the game

[03:03:02] Yeah, I'm eating that

[03:03:06] Right I'm thinking about but yeah man like classic siege etiquette, bro

[03:03:10] If I'm on a pixel peak with a TCSG and then you walk directly in front of my scope like I have every right to shoot you in the head right there

[03:03:17] All right, give it to one

[03:03:24] This guy just sounds like a dork I'm always thinking about though

[03:03:28] like bro it's about siege etiquette like if I'm holding an angle for three

[03:03:33] minutes and then you walk right in front of me like you're a freak brown

[03:03:39] one that pushed up the bottom warehouse and then two afterstore to reach it

[03:03:46] like he's just trying to be annoying like well I have the best gun in the game

[03:03:59] Can this force Bob Bob?

[03:04:03] Holy shit!

[03:04:06] 10 seconds to go.

[03:04:11] 5 seconds to last.

[03:04:16] On 4 has yet to locate a bomb.

[03:04:21] Barricade up!

[03:04:29] It's the barrier.

[03:04:30] Activate.

[03:04:30] I think one's gonna push my mud.

[03:04:36] Changing maps.

[03:04:43] Did you hear the up?

[03:04:47] No, no, I'm just trying to come on.

[03:04:52] Fucking map.

[03:04:57] Loading new bag!

[03:05:29] Oh, that would have been a clip if I killed the third guy.

[03:05:32] One's my door.

[03:05:42] Yo, that's a- Thurmite's 50 health.

[03:05:45] Alright, Thurmite IT, Blackbeard top garage, one bottom garage.

[03:05:49] One IT, one- One IT, one top garage, one bottom garage.

[03:05:59] I'm not friendly to that doctor you're dating.

[03:06:04] I'll pull you into the bomb, I know what to do.

[03:06:07] Mission failed. All friendlies have been neutralized.

[03:06:19] How did we lose that man? It was like so free. I felt like that was so free.

[03:06:23] Also, how are two of these guys unranked?

[03:06:29] Dude, oh my god

[03:06:31] Yeah, I killed two and then I put the thermite on 40 health and then no one got a single kill on my team

[03:06:38] Bro, if I would have killed the thermite that would have been a fucking clip. Oh my god

[03:06:44] Maybe kill five instead of two next time. Yeah, I mean honestly

[03:06:50] For the sites not even the problem these guys are doing a default ass push, but I guess we get swap sites

[03:06:54] Bro, if I were to kill the third guy, oh my god, we just instantly win, bro.

[03:07:05] We just instantly win, literally.

[03:07:12] I'm pretty unlucky.

[03:07:32] Oh nice, the Sky DC.

[03:07:38] I've had back-to-back horrible teams. Maybe we could win this though. I got DC. That is

[03:07:53] so lucky that he DC. Oh my god. I can't even explain how lucky that is. We needed that.

[03:08:07] What's wrong boys, we got hurt.

[03:08:37] 4 has located a bottle.

[03:08:44] Yeah, none of them.

[03:08:51] Enemies! Enemies! Enemies!

[03:08:55] Sweet!

[03:08:56] No, this gun is insane! Oh my god!

[03:09:01] This gun is actually fucking disgusting, dude.

[03:09:05] Sweet!

[03:09:06] Let's go bro.

[03:09:10] It's got these crazy chat like actually crazy. Let me go put me off.

[03:09:15] Best gun of the game not even close.

[03:09:18] That was a double man. That was a double.

[03:09:23] Last guy's baiting outside animus breach.

[03:09:27] Well played. Let's go guys.

[03:09:30] I got a double kill with that. That's actually that's actually gross.

[03:09:36] Booker's the God goes

[03:09:38] And it's hitting like 70 a shot

[03:09:43] Let me be your birthday present all right mobs time out Wara Wara what the hell dude

[03:09:54] Happy birthday my favorite Schumer. Thank you, man. Thank you, bro. Genuinely kind words fly high Jin see you would have been a hundred today

[03:10:00] I'm not dead and I'm 25 fly high Jim see you would have been a hundred today

[03:10:19] You can't get like a Maverick or something I fear that if you're they're gonna go bandit

[03:10:25] We can win this, but we can't even win this.

[03:10:34] Enjoy your last birthday.

[03:10:36] Did you just threaten my life?

[03:10:42] Enjoy your- what the hell?

[03:10:47] Jingtee, you can just go for the garden wall.

[03:10:49] I'll help you with the Twitch.

[03:10:51] And he's going to make the IT walls off.

[03:10:55] Sweet.

[03:10:59] What did you say?

[03:11:01] Sweet.

[03:11:05] Insertion in 10 seconds.

[03:11:10] Five seconds.

[03:11:15] Precise bomb location and defuse it.

[03:11:21] I

[03:11:23] Man you can get it Jinx is this a mute on the wall

[03:11:29] All right, I'm gonna get garden wall first then I'll get IT. Yeah, you're good

[03:11:47] This corp dude, this corp is gonna piss me off. I'm out of you getting

[03:11:51] Let's see two go

[03:11:53] Time to use the mirror

[03:12:17] There's three on the other

[03:12:21] why don't you swing I was in the asami man

[03:12:38] can you move the cord brother you don't understand how hard I'm trying to move

[03:12:42] this fucking course you don't understand

[03:12:51] You don't understand I'm trying to move the squad, bro.

[03:13:00] You don't get it, dude.

[03:13:01] You don't get it.

[03:13:03] Nice.

[03:13:04] One of them.

[03:13:05] One of them.

[03:13:06] One of them.

[03:13:07] I think you go garden low key if nobody's here.

[03:13:12] Yeah, like I think grab the fuser.

[03:13:15] Yeah, like I think grabbed a fuser that a fuser is now secured

[03:13:22] Think y'all over a garden. Yeah, the garden walls open and the site wall has heddles in it

[03:13:30] Map map a single spot actually

[03:13:34] Yo, I'm gonna guess one's connector, which you should buy drone lucky

[03:13:45] Wait, plant plant plant. Loki just plant, just plant. Plant plant plant plant plant plant.

[03:13:54] Nice! Okay you guys are insane. Good stuff.

[03:13:58] Well played.

[03:13:59] There's doers on childable Jaxie.

[03:14:01] Yo, good shot Maverick. Actually good shot.

[03:14:07] That was actually beautiful. That was genuine. They played that so good.

[03:14:10] They had one guy holding the cross and one guy hop in he actually listed to me when I said go garden

[03:14:15] They played that so fucking good so good try it. They're gonna run

[03:14:22] So good literally

[03:14:31] That's fucking go

[03:14:37] Yeah, I mean I don't even know what the problem is

[03:14:40] I keep frying them on the breach.

[03:14:42] Yeah.

[03:14:43] No, I think we go...

[03:14:46] Yeah, go down, go down, go down.

[03:14:49] Go assembly and tank.

[03:14:51] We have all the ulcerer. We have pulse and mirror. This should be free.

[03:14:54] Cab's good here too, Loki.

[03:14:57] Secure the bomb.

[03:15:02] Slup and max!

[03:15:10] I

[03:15:23] What can I say you're welcome

[03:15:27] I

[03:15:36] Meera you should put a mirror on this side, I think

[03:15:38] Yeah.

[03:15:39] Protect your bombs.

[03:15:40] We're pushing that out of the war.

[03:15:45] Yeah, got the cargo hatch.

[03:15:52] Mira, if you Mira, I can play above you.

[03:15:58] I'm gonna put it in.

[03:16:04] One's on the breach, they're gonna open anything. Yeah, breach it open.

[03:16:19] That's glass.

[03:16:24] One's above, two are going above site right now. Give them all a think.

[03:16:27] Three above site right now, I guess, and one breach.

[03:16:30] get me a C4 kill

[03:16:34] jump jump jump in and fuck the sword bro

[03:16:38] get in the damage truck

[03:16:41] they almost stopped the rafters

[03:16:44] they almost stopped blue

[03:16:51] they almost like failure upstairs

[03:16:56] There's one of the torches full.

[03:16:59] Two warehouse, yeah.

[03:17:00] On this tank, two on this tank.

[03:17:01] They're rising, one's down.

[03:17:03] There's.

[03:17:07] Somebody's getting picked up.

[03:17:12] Yeah, there's three warehouse.

[03:17:16] They're ramming now.

[03:17:26] Rams though, I mean 20 to be no much one health upstairs you guys got this

[03:17:38] Yes, sir, we have Carter came putting more about it no much one health

[03:17:56] You guys are all in good spots.

[03:18:01] Yeah, I didn't see it.

[03:18:06] Oh my god, did I actually lose this game?

[03:18:12] Wow!

[03:18:13] How the fuck did we end up losing this?

[03:18:16] Bro, I just needed the pulse to give me a C4 pan.

[03:18:20] I should have waited.

[03:18:21] I should have waited.

[03:18:22] Wait.

[03:18:23] to go

[03:18:25] changing back

[03:18:27] 15 seconds

[03:18:31] let me go, let me go

[03:18:33] 10 seconds

[03:18:39] off for land outstanding

[03:18:41] reloading

[03:18:43] They're the go you're legitimately to go dude. Oh my god. That's my duo. Yo, that's my duo

[03:18:58] That clutch is you guys are nasty

[03:19:05] Yeah, GG's pleasure playing the chocolate man. Yep, besides the one psycho path GG's guys

[03:19:10] I did you bro.

[03:19:12] SWEET!

[03:19:14] Yo, what a W stack.

[03:19:17] Oh my god!

[03:19:18] Bro, back to back clutch!

[03:19:19] Is he kidding me?

[03:19:21] Are you crazy?

[03:19:24] Bro, those guys were good, man.

[03:19:26] Alright, well, the second team...

[03:19:40] chat love y'all boys guys tomorrow here's the plan here is the plan okay

[03:19:47] tomorrow I'm gonna go live at like 11 a.m. and we're gonna watch the entire

[03:19:53] FNCS globals day two I'm gonna get off at like 4.15 so I can watch the box I'll

[03:19:59] get the shit kicked out of us by the Vikings chat love y'all boys tomorrow's

[03:20:03] gonna be cinema I'm gonna go live early in the morning for FNCS globals chat

[03:20:08] Gigi's genuinely a final message I'm gonna leave y'all off with much love and

[03:20:13] appreciation for all of the birthday wishes chat. Appreciate everybody that

[03:20:16] wished me happy birthday. Chad I've been streaming for like eight years now man.

[03:20:21] It's actually insane. I started when I was like 17. I've been streaming for like

[03:20:26] eight years bro. I've streamed on every one of my birthdays and Chad I

[03:20:30] genuinely just love y'all boys bro. You guys make streaming so fun. I look forward

[03:20:35] to it every single day and I love y'all man. Tomorrow's gonna be peak. I'm gonna go live

[03:20:40] in the morning for the globals. I can't wait to see who wins. I'm gonna cheer for the Japan

[03:20:45] team but chat. Love y'all boys and I'll see you into the next one. Peace and as always

[03:20:53] in case I don't see you. Good afternoon.