⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
jynxzi VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
I
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
I'll be there
You, you, you
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
Y'all ready to go?
I'm gonna push your nuts to the mat
Wait for me to bring it up
Stand back and do it
I got my money
Let's fit it up
Go out and smash
Speaking of the night, don't wanna die
Speaking of the night, don't wanna die
Let's get, get on
I know the rules
Have the ball
Let that love
Just move it out
Press down, I want it to go
Let's go way
New TV Royale?
Vass?
Tonight's gonna be
A good night
Tonight's gonna be
I'm gonna be a good night.
TV Royale, Hero of Electro Wizard,
EVO, E-Giant, Chaos, and more?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up, I just wanna make sure
we've got all the footage from today.
We have to reshoot it all
Thankfully we don't have to here it is fast up here
I'll let you visit hero lecture wizard stuns when he lands and every time he hits and he could hit two things at once
Then his hero ability takes everything he already does and turns it all the way up activated to channel a huge surge of energy
then come
The beams two of them locked onto the closest enemies both of them are stunned and take damage for as long as the beams are connected
I
Do you serious what wait hold up hold up hold up hold up is that not broken?
All good, huh what?
Seriously, dude thought it died
And you pick all of the modifiers have the same rarity and you're guaranteed an epic modifier by your fourth speaker
Okay, Kale season
Also, we missing the album
It's shock turbo so this month's album is inspired by horror movies. Yes, bro. I forgot it's October
Dippets, complete the album and unlock rewards.
Next.
Who?
Zero-Twenty-Win Challenge.
It's back.
Oh!
Yes!
I'm winning this one!
Twenty wins.
Three losses in a year.
How far can twenty wins even be?
I'm winning this one, man!
Next up we have...
Okay, so we need to keep the lights.
Later this month, the whole Clash Royale community will have one shared goal.
Chief the lights on.
Your choices will affect a shared community energy meter.
Some choices will help keep the power up.
Others might be a little more selfish.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What the hell are they saying?
The community enzyme will determine the reward everyone gets at the end.
Okay, evil Electro Giant.
Bro, just give us chess, bro.
Keep the lights on.
Dude, you got- Bro, just give us freaking chess, dude.
What the hell?
Wait, okay, wait, actually, I wanna watch this.
Evil Electro Giant.
Evil Electro Giant charged by his one-of-a-kind zap pack.
Every few seconds, his zap pack charges up, and then-
He blasts out a shockwave, de-leveling everything in a range.
Everything in a range.
Are you are you serious no no no are you are you serious wait wait hold up
let me get this straight for a second so if I have let's hypothetically say I
have a level 10 mini packer it goes down to level 9
each call takes levels off of everything it hits pink roof chef's ability
WE WANT EVERY TIME IT ZAPS, IT LOSES A LEVEL!
But in reverse.
And you can see it, they actually shrink.
Oh, your room giant can be so cute.
ARE WE DEAD ASS?!
Yo, show the whole animation.
Show a peck up versus it.
What's that?
Is it supposed to be doing that?
Nope.
Oh.
QR code, what does this mean?
Gotcha right there.
Gotcha.
Gotcha right there.
Chest maybe?
Lucky drop lucky drop lucky box
Two-star I didn't get anything I
Didn't get hatch
Guys didn't get hacked from that. Okay. I got oh wait. No, that's not even it. I get a reward came reward
Came reward. Oh
I got two banners I could wipe my ass with that
I don't know man, I'm either doing new cards.
I like evos, bro.
I'm a big evo guy.
I don't like heroes.
I don't like heroes, bro.
Am I alone on that?
I like evos way more.
I don't like heroes.
I like when they add evos a lot.
I really like when they add evos.
Bro, that's actually funny enough when I was getting
into Clash and then it came out with evo-witch.
That was how I found my deck.
I like evos.
I think you both keep the game spicy.
Heroes just almost like,
I don't know how to explain it, bro.
I mean, I could explain it.
It's like heroes almost,
first off, they're expensive as shit.
I mean, heroes are like what, 15 bucks sometimes?
Like 14.99.
Bro, I think like, I don't know.
Chat, should I get on the death build
and try these cards out?
With Riley?
I can't do it live,
I think I could do it on YouTube.
Same, yes, yes, yes.
I can't do it live, I can't do it live.
But this looks obscene, this looks absurd.
The Evo eat, or the, I think what heroes do,
in my opinion, is they sort of,
the reason why I personally don't like heroes
is because they basically just set up a paywall
with a normal card.
Whereas it's like, if I have a hero a knight
and then I pop his ability,
it's like I would have an upper hand over somebody
who also has a knight but then didn't buy the hero.
Do you know what I mean?
Whereas evo's kind of reinnovate a card
and it's a passive, like if I put down a witch
and then I put down a witch again, it's evo.
It's also simpler.
I think for a casual player,
you don't wanna sit there
and understand every hero interaction
because there's a new hero every month.
I don't know.
Yeah, I heard JJ McCarthy got traded.
Chat, is there a tweet of that?
I think what I'll do, chat, is I'll play with these cards
on the death build with Riley,
and then I'll post them on YouTube the next couple of days
and just see how good they are or bad they are.
But I'm not allowed to stream that.
Tell me anything to evolve on.
What was I gonna say?
Oh yeah, McCarthy got traded, apparently.
Somebody said W. Buckoneer's game.
Thanks bro, appreciate you man.
You're an absolute dick face.
Yeah, it was a W. Buck's game bro.
Adam Schafter, this time you know it's real.
Vikings are sending J.J. McCarthy to the New York Giants. Sources at Rapsheet at Microphila.
What did they get? Oh yeah. Vikings trade quarterback J.J. McCarthy to the Giants for a
2027 fifth round pick. Yo, when was he drafted? Chat, what round? Wasn't he a first rounder?
I swear to God he was the first rounder. Wasn't he a first rounder?
He was 2020-24 pick 11. Oh no, pull up Messi's goal! How did I pull up Messi's goal? Now!
Okay, Jack, I want you to watch this.
Bear in mind, this is a 39 year old man.
Messi sends it to the back!
Boy, lag, lag!
Lag!
Messi sends it to the back!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That is perfection!
From the greatest of all time!
Oh!
Well, Messi
brings Miami back level!
He was not trying to score.
Are you a dumbass, bro?
bro are you wait so you think you think messy was crossing this you think messy
was trying to cross that you're actually a dumbass he was trying to score he
He's got an angle to score. He was trying to score dipshits.
Messi sends it to the back. Oh my goodness!
That is perfection from the greatest of all time.
Somebody mod that announcer. Mod that announcer. Mod it.
Leo Messi brings Miami back level.
over 900 goals and still he can produce a moment that makes you gasp.
I would basically consider this as
probably the greatest 39 year old athlete in the history of any sport ever.
Greatest one I know about, the other one's right over there.
Like guys, come on.
Highbys is typing, lamikie, MLS goals don't count.
Lamikie, MLS goals don't count.
Lamikie, MLS goals don't count.
Highbys, do me a favor, bro.
Plant that keyboard in your ass.
Yo, show me a 39 year old that's doing this.
Um, guys, what else? There was so much shit to react to.
Bro, the NFL games.
Um, Bucks lost. Bucks lost.
Speed!
Um, Bucks lost.
Baker Mayfield dislocated his thumb.
Um, can I rant for a minute here?
Do you guys remember like two months ago or I think it was a month and a half ago when we re-signed Baker to three years
I think it was a hundred and sixty five million dollars
And I said like I'm kind of against that and then someone was like do you hate Baker? Do you hate Baker?
Well, no, it's not that I hate Baker. It's just that this guy's on the back end of his career
He's given us one playoff win and he's asking for all of our money
And I'm so tired of these fucking NFL players who act like little toddlers.
I'm so sick of this shit.
Vita Vaya, same thing, swindled the Tampa Bay Bucks.
I'm gonna leave.
I'm gonna leave unless you give me $40 million.
I'm gonna leave.
And then Baker's like, oh, I mean, if they don't see their franchise guy then,
well, Baker, you murdered the franchise.
Thanks bro you're a franchise guy now we can't even enter a rebuilding process
thank you so much Baker you're such a franchise guy that you took all of our
money we have no money we have no fucking money what type of franchise guy
does that are you a dickhead we don't have anybody you took all of it Baker
People can't even rebuild because we don't have money to rebuild!
There is no rebuild! It's over, guys! It's over!
Sponsor them!
Yo, I would rather shove a dick in my ass.
Okay, sorry.
I would rather shove a fist in my ass than sponsor the Tampa Bay Box, dude.
Oh, it's just a bunch of fucking crybabies.
VitaVea, oh, I'm gonna leave unless you give me $40 million for one season though.
I'm gonna play one season for $40 million.
Yeah, true buck right there.
Fuck you VitaVea, legitimately.
Fuck you.
I can't wait till this.
Dude, I'm so tired of all these bucks, not just these NFL players, that swindle your
team.
You say you're gonna leave as a negotiation tactic to get more money from the bucks.
Now we have no money.
We have no money.
Baker, you took all of our money, dude.
You took all of our money, dude.
You're crying in interviews about how you want money.
We don't have it.
Baker, you're a real franchise quarterback.
You murdered our franchise.
We have no money.
We have no money.
Feel the good environment.
Loud equals correct.
Loud equals correct.
No, it's just correct equals correct.
Mad equals loud.
I want you to understand the exact shoes that I'm in.
We are in the worst spot in the NFL. Let me explain why.
What about the Dolphins? I'd rather be the Dolphins.
The Dolphins next season will have the third most cap space in the NFL.
They can actually make waiver wire moves. They can make free agency moves.
They can make plays. Also, the Dolphins have a legitimate chance
of going 0 and 17, and they can get Jeremiah Smith.
That's called rebuilding.
We punted $165 million to Baker, $40 million to Vita Vaya,
and we're good enough to where we'll get three wins,
so we won't get the first pick.
So we can't get Jeremiah Smith,
we have no money,
we can't make any free agency,
we're just dead, we're just dead.
How about this, what is this?
Oh, these are the NFL power rankings.
These are the NFL power rankings.
We're the 30th regs team in the NFL, but you want to know what though? Guess what?
Dolphins are going to get Jeremiah Smith. Dolphins are going to get Jeremiah Smith.
Bro, do you guys understand like what I'm saying? Guys, we cannot get out of the hole that we're
in. We are because we signed Baker and Vita we cannot get out of the hole that we're in.
Yo unrelated shout out Mike Evans because Mike Evans you said you wanted to leave and you left.
You were one of the greatest box ever and I'll always love you Mike Evans.
You didn't say you're going to leave as a negotiation tactic to finesse the box out
out of more money like Vita Van did.
Like Vita Van did.
I'm disgusted with this franchise.
I'm disgusted with this team.
We have one of the best fan base in the NFL.
We might not be a big fan base,
but we have the most loyal fan base
and one of the most loyal fan base in the NFL.
And yeah, we're dead.
We have no money.
We're not gonna get the first pick.
We're gonna get like the third pick, which is good.
But this year, you want the first pick.
I want Jeremiah Smith.
I wanna go 0 and 17.
I want Jeremiah Smith so bad you don't understand.
Yeah, a lot of shit happened yesterday.
Dolphins running back to Von Achan,
suffered torn ACL in loss to the Chiefs,
out for the remainder of the season.
This is the best player in Miami.
This is a huge loss.
This is a huge loss.
Huge loss.
There's a guy in the chat that just keeps spamming Jinxie Stop Dooning.
He's just spamming it over and over.
I don't do them, you weirdo!
He's literally just spamming it.
Yo, prayers for Devon HN.
I love Devon HN.
Prayers for Devon HN.
I hope he gets better soon.
He's going to miss the rest of the season though.
Ruin to my fantasy?
Listen, man, I understand.
Like, I understand you're frustrated.
Guys, this is a young man's life here, all right?
He tore his fucking ACL.
He's out for a season.
Guys, I understand it's your fantasy, bro.
Let's relax a little bit.
Let's take it down now.
This is a young man's life.
Shout out to Monty Chan.
Literally love this fucking guy.
Hopefully he's back next year.
I hope the dolphins are good.
I like the dolphins, you know, all the Florida teams are just in a flame of pit on fire. And then the Jaguars are just insane. The Jaguars are just insane, dude. Shout out Jacksonville shout out Liam Cohen. I love Liam Cohen. I like this guy.
By the way, I watched the preseason games a little bit.
Jaylin Daniels looked incredible in the preseason.
Apparently I didn't know this,
but apparently when this guy was in college
at one point in time,
he was in the Heisman race at Kansas and then got injured.
I like this guy.
I like this guy.
I think he's gonna be good.
We, none of it matters, we can't, even if, even if he is good, let's say he's great,
we can't even resign him.
We don't have any money.
Even if he's great, we can't even resign him because we have no money.
It's all going to Baker-Milfield.
It's gone.
literally gone. It's gone. It's over. Our franchise is dust. Good job, Baker. You got the franchise
extension, dude. Greedy fuck. Um, now let's go into bucks versus packers. We're gonna lose this game.
Let's get through our schedule actually.
Where's our schedule at?
Where's our schedule at?
Okay.
Let's see.
Where are we at?
Right.
Okay.
We're right.
Why did it shoot me back to 225?
All right.
We lost to the Browns.
Okay.
All right, so that's, uh,
schedule bangles we lost
Browns we lost Vikings we lost
Packers we're gonna lose
Cowboys, we're gonna lose this
game Steelers, we're gonna lose
this game Panthers. B. Y.
Nine's going to have his way
with us. We're going to lose
this game Falcons, we're going
to lose this game. That bears
Williams way back we're gonna
lose this game Lions, we're
going to lose this game
Panthers, we're going to
Rams we're gonna lose the Saints. We're gonna lose two wins 15 losses
To wins 15 losses fuck this whole shit
I need a hero. I need a hero. I just want to go 0-1-17 and get Jeremiah Smith so bad.
Yo, if I get Jeremiah Smith, I'll be the most happy man on the planet flock. Oh, yeah, I had no, I didn't care.
I just suffered the most disgusting loss and fantasy football. I've ever had. It's about to start.
Yo, check, watch this. Check this out.
I scored 182 points and lost.
You guys want to see how many teams I would have beat this week?
I would have beat the dev team.
I would have beat Zufa.
I would have beat Nathan.
I would have beat Stax and Stone.
I would have beat Zack.
I would have beat Corey.
I would have beat Sal.
I would have beat Mason.
I would have even beat Rome.
I would have beat the editors. I would have beat every team in the entire Flock League
Besides the one guy that I played against
All right, and this one hurts so much because if I won I would have been at the top of the league
Go through the dolphin schedule, I mean I don't even need to look at it man. You guys might split with the Jets
I brother I don't even need to look at it. It's over guys and I love the dolphins. I'm just honest, bro
It's over. You guys might split with the Jets
There's nothing to look at bro, there's fucking nothing to look at
Lots of the Raiders lost to the Niners lost to the Chiefs gonna lose to the Vikings gonna lose to the Bengals
Might beat the Jets. Maybe gonna lose to the Patriots gonna lose to the Lions gonna lose to the Colts gonna lose to the
bills might beat the jets gonna lose to the Broncos gonna lose to the Bears gonna
lose to the Packers gonna lose to the Chargers gonna lose to the Bills gonna
lose the Patriots you're looking at one or two wins this season if you're a
Dolphins fan two wins is on the bright side stop and starting Chad did it start
yeah to get their owners I'm the reason why it's strong and one of the things
that we've seen in the previous oh my god guys perfect timing
I love bank bank such a good map, bro bank is such a good cop map. Oh my god. I fucking love bank, dude
Originally we will roster on to do tomorrow's email game
We had to change over to today and when that happened there was the first thing you said to me was
Call fat chat. I'm just gonna watch this one solo because fat gives informational content and I'm just gonna convey something so
Just fair warning some of that. We almost never see happen
Because mostly a reactive counter. Oh, no, they're playing a cool. That's annoying. It's working really well
Let's get it rid of it. No, no, teach with the foresight. They're planning the preparation say
Come on stop it
Yeah, why stop it on thermite
Why is out of mouth on nook? You're out of mouth. You're not a fragger, bro
Man man, do I gotta get my ass in there? I'm already tilted
Do I gotta get my ass in there? I don't know. You're not a fragger
The author this is imitational since then these teams have met a number of times and VP has no baiting G2
Benja what's up?
Kickoff
Is he baiting? Oh
Guys Benja was baiting through a C4. God damn that was smart. That was smart
a line for VP technically speak all right like you know just a bit of a stick
you're gonna realize that that was smart
I think there is a lot on the line for both teams here considering the implications of
this match on the standings you want to maximize the seating in the G2
missed out on going to the eSports World Cup despite having a phenomenal group stage
come on Sopin come on Sopin
the same thing happened this time around the better your group stage the better
NICE SHICOLE!
SHICOLE! Oh no no no no!
Yeah by the way, I think VP is number one in EU right now.
In EML.
Actually good as skies inside of teller's office
Cannot get targeted feeling by the team was that feeling indeed. They got a south shooting towards you
Now for G2 yo, that wasn't a percusset or a ZX that was an Advil because I have a headache shut up
We'll approve camera for a long time
just making sure that nobody knows you're out of mouth they're gonna know
bro yeah shadow shadow shadow he does he's feeding out how does he get back
trying to get it to move out of mouth you're not a frag and now the ground zone
who was right again now as she to fall apart they had a two-player advantage at
the start of this round now stomping and doki have to pick up the pieces have
to go deep. Nice. Shotgun in close range, but Neko is bested. 1v2. It's all up to King
Stomp and 1v2. He has been leveling up every single playday of the tournament so far. Beautiful
long angle. Lands it on the pasher. 1v1. Low HP for Stomp and Ryok has to play this perfectly.
He pays the timing. Doesn't know where he is. Alright, so if Adamow is on Nook,
We're going to look at him.
This year is so easy like, oh my god,
this is so freaking easy to do.
It's so easy.
It's like I can point out the problem four minutes in advance.
I don't know.
You're 30.
I'm 30.
We need you on a third night or we
got to get you out of proning.
I'm going to be like, you're 30.
I'm 30, bro.
There's no shame in playing support.
Hop that ass off.
Don't give me.
Pros don't fake.
It's not what it sucked out of you
in the foot. He started playing through with 5 seconds left. He was nook. Yeah nook is a lurking
fragger. The whole point of nook is like to backstab. There was no point of getting off.
If he gets off he can catch him but the guy positioned himself right in between the marble.
If Stompin sticks it, he's dead every time because it takes 7.00 seconds to plant, and he started planting with 5.1.
Stompin's the defender would have had 1.9 seconds to shoot him in the foot. He would have died. He had to get off the plant, he had to get off the plant.
Refire, that's around Winfrey G2 there. And a 1v2 for King Stompin.
Not to be, they paste us strong just- Mubs, can we tie up the guy that is literally just
typing you're a gimp over and over and over?
This guy's done this every day at the start of the stream.
Okay, the clash comes out.
Stop it on the thermite again.
Peace.
I got a bounce out of here.
I can't watch this waiting for him.
Shaco's lost.
All right.
All right.
That's Pasha having, like, me very high in high-value kills now.
I cannot watch this, he's on fire, man.
I can't.
Which means there are kids who kind of make them into winning possession.
Now he finds the opening pick of the Shai-Kou on Deimos.
Probably the best or second best operator to get rid of early.
It's going to take a little bit of the fracking power and aggressiveness
away from G2 right now, but I've got the Cality as well, if you will.
But they still have utility.
They still can play for execute.
The capitol, the scents can work together for a plant potentially, and the Mankhadi will just counter the crash one to one.
They got a heart destruction on Stumpin', so the round is by no means over, but you do gotta try and find a kill somewhere in this round with your T2.
And then the capitol fire arrows would be the best shot at that.
Well the round's over because Shaco died.
Shaco died in the fire arrows for your execute after getting in the building.
Getting in that building is one of the best.
Shaco died in 5 seconds on this bomb site.
especially when it comes to getting that plant down.
I spotted him in the lobby, Pasha.
He's so tempted to go for an aggro pick,
but now the pressure's there.
He doesn't need to worry about it too much.
This is a very...
Why is he playing support, brother?
I have no godly idea.
I have no idea.
I think, Paul, looking into Janitor closet,
meanwhile, the reply from VP...
Bad coaching!
...of picking all of these angles that G2
have opened up, which I think...
It's literally just bad coaching!
They've got themselves a two-player advantage and the script is flipped.
You still have two brawl or a Rooney playing in that front disc position.
Now you got TCSG from Dan right now on the go.
You're doing the exact same damage with that ACOCK scope.
The D2 are locked out.
They've lost the slims that can shroud the entire bombs that enable that push.
Now it's down to Captain Aero and the smoke and fire, rather.
And Doki, who's on that rappel, also suffering a lot of pressure.
D2 are desperate for a peep right now.
Invaders 4 are playing so patiently. They're not giving them anything for free.
Yeah, I love this from Neko just by his flash you're getting knocked back repeatedly. It doesn't matter
He's putting the pressure on all the pressure that's needed stomp and tries to go deep does find his peak
But his teammates are falling before his very eyes is now just competent. Okay. He's not him from our lock
Almost finds the angle and does finish off Dan a bit of an impact from Pasha down below
But he's offside g2 need to focus up on the objective and the final two
So check out why'd she run into dirt in five seconds without a job?
This is a great start for Virtus Pro and a very rough one for G2
It's the attack inside of bang you really do want to find a bit of success and preferably very soon
otherwise
Confidence that you have built up in the prep work and going to this match up it can fade. Oh he drone
But mistrown them you gotta see those inch if stop it's on thermite one more round
I'm actually going to put a fist up my ass and posture just being one step ahead same story for Dan
I'm curious what happens though. I don't even know how to okay. I actually know how to describe this
Putting stop in on thermite is literally like putting messy at center back
I
Have no other description for this putting stop it on thermite is literally like putting messy at center back
Even if that first 1v1 between the Deimos of Shaco and Pashron for the Roman Solas,
that goes the other direction.
The round looks very different, suddenly.
Like, and it's like, I know there's like some just, there's always idiots who just defend everything,
but it's like, okay, he's on nook.
Thank God, it took us three rounds to realize that.
It's like, point blank period, I've played support for 10 years.
You're physically just gonna have less impact if you spend two minutes getting a wall open.
You're not going to have it back. He needs to be entry-fragging.
The players that have the most impact on winning a game of Siege are entry-fraggers, period.
Get rid of another powerful attacker in doing so.
Meanwhile, they've showed certainly different defenders that G2 don't have an obvious ban.
Go to star from open area.
Alamow gets the twitch in there, looking for these Volcanus.
As the Goya has been picked a lot, it's been really good.
4 VP and that could be a target.
I'll get your gun!
We're on it!
Come on, stop!
information game
not as influential I guess in a way there's no battle career there's no way
I've been gaining any extra bit of information this round for the demons
yeah the nor potentially could find the pig onto doki if he lands that lance
but just my love when he's on no because the trying I love it thinking
that they might have seen on to years alone don't he has to try and pull it
And indeed that's exactly what happened. How did that try to go to the kill right after the ball lands the Lance?
He wants to go for it and then finds it
Down and surely he'll find the kill indeed the shield killer is in the server Dan takes down doki
Wait wait was poised to go three for three good kill for Shiko finally having an impact in this game
He's gonna need to do a hell of a lot more than that for G2. No diffuser. What still a man down
I don't know how that worked like that. I'm actually confused.
That's why you don't use lasers.
That's why you don't use lasers. It's okay though because out of my randomly prefired nothing and then let the guys swing him
Folk out of mouth just walk at him. What is I can?
Like yo, man. Yo, man. Why are you prefiring the air? Just walk literally you see his laser
You know, he's vending machine out about your appropriate. Just literally walk at him
what
Why am I watching?
Why did you revive the sky?
I'm not really loving this right now.
I mean, Shaiiko is on demos and often a very strong entry player.
And he's just like in the middle of the map, playing caught-offs and holding passive angles.
We're all seeing now two rounds of nuke.
Now the basemen sneak into it.
No, but it's not backseat pro.
It's the guy on the TCSG is a literal idiot for using a laser.
He gives away his position.
All Aolimao has to do is walk at him.
So half peekers advantage because this isn't land.
So half peekers advantage and he'll literally destroy him.
When out of mouth starts to pre-fire randomly,
now Goyo knows that he knows
and then Goyo has peekers advantage.
It's literally that simple.
When you have an opportunity to have peekers advantage,
take the peekers advantage every time.
It's that simple.
And I think it really unlocked the base.
Oh, he saw stomping
when he peeked through the left through the pipe.
And to use that that should to deny C4s.
Maybe VP were expecting a Goyo ban.
I know that maybe I'm just leaning into this Goyo ban too much because we didn't end up
seeing it from G2.
We saw the Azami instead which to G2's credit has been picked every single round so far.
But perhaps VP were predicting a world where the Goyo gets banned and then the plant
and I will need to be C4s and gas based perhaps at the chanker.
All of that.
Somebody said, Doki might be the worst Monty I've ever seen.
Off the last two maps, border and this, yeah, he's in the running.
All the antics with the tier one.
All the antics said, I will base my entire opinion of Stompin off of this next round.
Ozzy, off of this next round, you're going to base your entire opinion off Stompin.
Fair.
But, oh wait, Ozzy, don't do that because Stompin's playing Thermite.
He's playing support.
All of you what I would say low key wait for defense, but this is a nightmare map to begin with
Like
Somebody said g2 looks like
Somebody said G2 looks like a high school e-sports team, no they're not that bad
They're playing the top team in Europe like VP's good, and I don't think they're good on bank
You see all five defenders, now they're not that bad
They're not that bad
No reason, because there is no pie yet
G2 right now is like they're not the worst team in pro league by any means they're not even close to that
They're like um
It depends like if stop and drop 17 kills they can beat anyone like what we saw on border
but um yeah they're like a they're honestly like a six or a seven out of ten
team on pro league. Dreadmines from Sanrio would be really nice to have. I would say like a
seven out of ten team with stomping without stomping this like a five out of ten team.
Like the toxic babes in case Rush the Gauntletseer was there case that's also gone now.
So I think there's so many mini games that you're enables and like I said the threat of
a Kaidon basement was so big that they picked the Maverick into no Kaid so they had
a wasted attack and operator now one can argue you know don't you could have been
yeah they're like the cowboys the cowboys yeah that's honestly fair I'm reaching
which bench office like g2 is good enough to beat any team honestly literally
literally just cuz they have stopped but I'm gonna be honest clear a lot of the
good but they're not consistent they're not consistent out they're so
inconsiderate you even understand some of their attacks are like platinum
level like when when you have a shield dying first like some of their attacks
are so bad it's mind boggling. I would say they're better at defending. Their defenses are better,
their attacks are putrid sometimes.
They're going to have a good 50 seconds, 40 seconds to work with, and while they are
against them...
Defense is statistically easier, you're a 100% right, brother.
The best teams in the world, all the Brazilian teams, the reason why they're the best is
because of how well they attack.
They play so fast and so coordinated.
3-2-1 attack from every direction.
Anyone can defend, not everyone can attack, period.
It's going to have to be the latter.
Surely.
There will need to be some chaos created here by G2 because of the amount of plants
still three gas babes remain that's 30 seconds let alone all of the check
I'm gonna stop it planting
I cannot watch this
WHY IS STOPPING PLANTING AND ALAMAUCE ON AGAIN
WHY?
I don't even care, I don't even care
WHY IS IT PLANTING?
Smoke goes out, these plan is gonna be impossible
Alamouse somehow manages to survive
walking straight through one HP, stop it
We'll go to this plant and Alamau burn into the flames. Stop it as well. We'll quickly follow
Brother
Who's the name of the coach? What's his name?
Right. What is his name?
You have one of
Undeniably the most talented young players in the world on your team
Romolo, what's his name?
Romolo, you're fine. You have
have literally one of the most talented young players in the world on your team.
He won Rookie of the Year last year.
Why is he a plant bitch?
That's what I should be doing.
Like if I'm playing with Stompin, I should be planting.
Whether he's sitting in a fire planting, sitting in a smoke planting, while Alabao
has a gun.
This team just can it.
Bro, it's so bad.
Stompin asked any player on G2.
He has the best mechanics, best aim, best movement, best awareness.
He's the best fighter on the team.
Why is he best fighter on a team?
A plant bitch.
Why?
Literally why.
Dude, Stubbin has no impact if he's sitting there planting in a smoke.
No impact.
Zero.
Let's not go for default.
I know I'm watching first.
Almost as the virus has Stubbin sprinted.
Jab with the 10 gifted subs.
Turned up a jab in the chat.
Yeah, Ozzy.
That's what I was telling you.
Don't like Aussie if you want to watch stompin don't watch this game watch the border game last week when he had 17 kills
Yeah, don't
How many chances left now for G2?
Me both these rounds
After being one five down
Shaco snuck in it's been a shocker. I go so down here far on for these
Surely shaco has heard him and indeed the name will force out to play Pasha still gets pretty damn close
If that shot had been on the head, then that's it. That's me with the P90
Continues between the two of them. They're really going at it back and forth to newbie in duals
side was gonna feel relieved about him actually getting that frack
champ mingo's caught him
I told him I caught him after this round
vacation peaking things apart and we're talking about those things you know we
are looking towards Alomau
as a leading figure as a captain
looking at donkey on that monkey roll to say guys this is the track play around me
we're gonna walk up to staircase hey you watch that angle okay go again at the
top of the wall
we gotta pop that opens I can progress the round it's all about step by step
but it gets better
If I didn't enjoy that navel confirmed the kill so I should go good for two in the rounds a point by his teammate
G2 could just win this round on the killing department. Maybe they want to take too deep in the strats
This bomb sites very hard to defend once you start losing manpower because of how few positions you can play safely on this top floor
Next focus will be skies in elevator
Once you lose skies the round is pretty much over especially with a Monty in play
Smokes go out there, don't use those, upside down repel as well for Alamel, but guess what?
Skies can peer through the smokes, if he sees Alamel on the spider-man repel, if he sees
Doki from behind, his spider-man gets four.
Thankfully, wins his battle against Rory, double kill, double kill by the spider-man, and
all of a sudden, it's a 1v3 for Neko.
So now, Stompin's on a gun, and he gets a triple kill.
I just feel like a toddler could coach this fucking team.
Yo, Stompin should literally never have the diffuser
in his hands ever.
Why would you have a human being
where they have the best aim on your team,
the best mechanics on your team,
the best movement on your team,
the best awareness on your team?
He's the best fighter on the team.
Why is he planting a bomb?
Out of mouth, plant the fucking bomb
and let Stompin be on the sniper.
Please God.
themselves otherwise this I don't know if I got to tell you this yo man I'm 30
you're 30 plant the fucking diffusers all right plant the diffusers or find the
new team period
plant the damn diffusers
there's always a little bit of a battle
Jesus bro I'm so I cannot watch a poorly coached team with the like one of the
best players in the world literally it's such a shame that he's planting
saying yes yes I'm calling me go you're messing with the best
we belong one kind of a year yo man I would I stop it's five and three sweet
use a bomb yeah well I will say it's easy pay alright
hey man another hard watch of G2 another hard watch round kill cam yo why the
fuck is stopping planting well I see why I see planting do believe and why
Are they even planning to go here?
It's like, it's possible.
That's it.
They keep bringing all the stuff to the clash.
Kaid.
Especially with that.
Yo, Mingo, good job winning the land, bro.
I knew you were going to win, bro.
It's a deal with, but they're picking something
probably a maru.
Real day pretty good.
It's going to be a hatch execute from the face
and up straight into that kitchen.
I think Thamma comes back here now.
Third round of nerke.
Uh, I don't know, honestly.
It just, it depends how much he goes off.
Gun with two frags, you need to feel safe.
What? Scope with you?
If you ask me to the knee strap, you know if this
Hope to let the default came up here in lobby just for the sake of it to enable the gadget of the nerf
Which has been popped
We'll see if the plan is there's two hatches right you can go up the corner
You can go over the hatch. Is that gonna work either way? It gets better because I'm also
Let it go out of my body
I can't I'm done like I gotta get out I can't watch class tomorrow if you die tomorrow seems suspicious
They go for the flight they have the reason no where he is
There you go, buddy. Don't you know is to find one pick now. He's trapped in elevator one HP
Punish him good re-aggression there from the final two players of VP
If you have numbers with stuff alive you win every time
If you're in a 3v2 and Stump is alive, you win every time.
Yeah, set the luck down.
I'm shocked by Shaiiko.
Great patience.
Oh, did they come back here?
Come back!
Come on!
She's actually reinforced.
I don't know where Stump and went up, but it certainly wasn't the re-o'd hatch.
Now, Alamow forcing the plant down.
I'm going to get the Alamow for a left.
It's going to be a second round on the board for G2.
After four in a row from VP.
Good discipline.
Look at how disciplined he is.
I'm getting into it but G2 now look textbook. They look confident and this is an impossible task
The skies a great way to get their heads back into the game and they need it nice
It'll tap there from skies kidding all about big rounds
and with that bro, um, oh
Why is it so stressful? Okay. All right
Defense I feel way more confident their attacks
You don't want to know
Who's old? Who's old? Well, the coach again for like the six month in a row. Um, Stomping's planting one of the rounds while out of miles on a gun.
Like, do you, do you like mingo? Like, you understand how important it is for whoever it is to be on that gun to hold the planter. It's so important. And the fact that it was out of my while stomping was planting this round right here.
This round, maybe six to my stomach. Um, but yeah, bro, the other rounds, it was just discombobulated one of the rounds.
Shaco misdroned you're a pro player. How are you misdroning? He misdroned and died
And then another one of the rounds
Literally one of the rounds I would say stop and like actually died
I'm telling you man, it's just bad coaching and the
But the biggest issue with G2 is the players that they selected do not make any fucking
sense.
And this is what I said.
That team that they had that almost won EWC, it worked because Blast was like hard support
and he wasn't the best support player for sure.
But Blast was hard support, Adam outplayed Flex and Stomp could kind of play whatever
he wanted.
Once they picked up Shiko, who literally just plays Deimos, that's it, and Benja,
who just lurks.
Stopping how to be pushed like a flex slash support role
That's wrong. They just picked up the I'm not saying Shaco is bad. I'm not saying Ben just bad
It's just they picked up a fragger and a lurker when they needed a support player
They replaced a support player and a fragger Roy run blasts with a fragger and a lurker
I feel like you too can do like headbutted against the wall and but I'll find the right and brother
This is what I've been saying out of mouth should play a hard support. I'm talking thermite every goddamn round
out of mouth there's no shame in that game twin like I'm about it but yo I'm
30 you're 30 bro it's time hop that ass on thermite and like a mirror out of mouth
nothing else you don't have any fun let's stop and have all the fun let him
take all your kills let him get on all the ops he wants it's time bro what go
into the light you're playing fucking thermite or get the hell out of the
the team. Literally. Literally every team is on the game and where the game was won and
lost to the game.
And this team doesn't have one.
Once they were doing that, they were successful. They managed to see out the two rounds. But
as you say, it was round recovery really because bank I why is the janitor trying
to be part of the team? I'm not a janitor. I'm a OG stomping supporter. That's my
fucking boy. I'm not janitor. Yo chat. It's not about G2. It's about stopping.
Alright, I'm just gonna I'm always gonna care about Stompens team and a success in Prodigy and I thought you still they're very much
Your strong side so they're only gonna go on and oh more like the water boy you the team lunch lady
Just mop the floor bro, son
Cheerleaders don't make plays dipshit game towards them and really searching for this opening engagement
Surely on the bank defense you can do that too right you can try and force the engagement and get that ground back
No, I feel like it's hard in bank. I feel like you look you you're trying to room up top right on the top floor
You can get killed from most any rappel from ATMs
You square you're gonna be at a disadvantage when you try to room the only way you're gonna try and grow here on the basements
Come on defense. We need a big defense on that side and even then I think most of the time you get surrounded
So I would say in general it's not the easiest map to try and win
early on an open engagement when you're in defense.
Gixi deaf on drugs or A.I. string
because look at his fat levels.
This is the most incoherent message
I've ever read in my life, ABC boy.
And people are retweeting that shit.
How are you retweeting that?
I do have a chance to try and come back on the defense,
but I agree with Jack.
Bro, how was your birthday attack?
It was great, bro.
I had a great fucking day.
I
Know but hey right now fuck my birthday. I'm gonna need something to like I'm gonna need 20 bomb out of him
I mean it looks like it's just a side-hold anyway
You know, so if you have a pretty long bridge, maybe we can extend the bridge that goes to Malmo.
Um, so you can jump all the way to Melbourne. Let's not do that.
And if we can...
There's a bit of an engine...
Hey, Chad!
Where's the next major Osaka, Japan?
Is stomping, um...
Did they qualify for that?
Did G2 qualify?
Please, God, tell me they qualified.
Or is this to qualify?
Is this to qualify?
This is to qualify.
You have to...
Alright!
Kill the British who later...
Where are you building your defense?
Yo, Chad, I'm gonna be honest, man.
I low key want to go to Japan and watch stuff like bro. I want to go to Japan and watch stop it
Bro going to Japan sounds so fucking cool, bro
Pick that shirt become ninja player take down doki that right there
It's a huge counterplay and you and I were talking while the disc was actually going on this set up in G2
It could it does two things really well, but that's it
It has a much bigger room in presence with the traps with the balcony for Intel
So the fighting has to happen on the room
They're number four selling on his second stiches. That's quite strong. So when they're back towards the base
Yeah, Japan is amazing, bro. Japan is literally incredible. If VP don't go
Oh, don't he died, but it wait don't key. I thought we were holding site. How are you dead, don't he?
He's in the pocket of stomp it on the smoke. So yeah, it's a good thing
I'm gonna be honest. Don't he is literally just jay guns re like it's just jay guns re scanned with a new gamer
I'm a bad guy.
Caught off guard.
You're a low key jay, my bad.
I'm the wine echo.
I'm, I'm gonna be honest.
Jay, Jay is probably better than everybody on G2, besides Thumbnail.
I'm, I'm, I'm not, I'm not trolling.
G2 has to hold onto this for as long as they can now.
They have to use it now.
And like you said, me go, did you like, are you like a vape guard?
You sound like, you, your voice sounds like a chimney.
Benja was used early in the round, not for plant denial.
I could even go out behind me, I wanted to beat him
Ahhhh, all of them are dead
Look, three of these four
Oh, oh, oh
The could have been a lot easier there for VP Alamo is gonna continue picking these hatches kind of because he has no choice
He has to wow you doing Dan that was a very aggressive
G2 just steal it because Shaco and Alamo yo this game's not over hold up
This is a big win. They need a I'm gonna they need this win after how they started this circuit
It's the most unusual basement round.
I'm not even gonna call the Rome game.
They were living for the Rome game.
There's the Rome life right there.
They were-
Stoppin' ain't do shit that round.
Hey, big brown, just say you're in silver.
He's playing smoke.
His entire job that round is just to burn time.
I don't know why he's playing smoke,
but that's on the coach.
He's playing smoke.
So his whole job is to burn time and hold blue steps.
You are literally a bronze player.
Every single member was there from D2.
Chatty also didn't die and had two smokes for Plantamile.
So strong at denying the push by the side itself, and that's when VP has to speed up the pace because he has 15 seconds left.
What a round, what a round, what a round, what a round, what a round, boys, that's what I say as well when my entire strat is just peak everywhere.
I can't believe that was crazy especially at the end of the day I'm in VP to have a lot of the
RUNE WHATS UP RUNE WHATS UP
there was also about 17 seconds left on the clock with RUNE
RUNE GOOD JOB ON THE LAMB
so as much as I do want to kind of go in on Dan
you kind of complain with the amount of the rating
and if anything that's VP's fault as you said they do
wait mingo how much did y'all win for first place
mingo
G2 have the ability to play their style of game
Don't you know gonna beat G2 by playing this Lucy GC going on funny type business
That's not the way that you beat them beat them where they're bad
Don't play to their strengths
Really get messy. They will happily match you and take you to death. That's for them. Sure. We just saw it sweet
VP though, we recalibrate and try again on a different bottom side
Thankfully for I think both of these two teams actually every side has
6k5
Everybody got there, bro, they they pay for the flights of them
I'm done. So for Verna's Cronal, they gotta pick it up part step by step. T2 can only sit in specific corners of those powersports like I mentioned.
They don't need to do anything until they feel too pressured.
Who likes to stick better than T2?
I'll be honest, I don't think that's that bad for T2.
TV AP actually just
Well the next one the next the one next month 30 game
Oh
And now doki is
Nego who's actually up and already causing a little bit of pressure on the top floor up here upside down repel from row
Swash the planes Nego goes to ADS
Not gonna open up the gates right now because I've made a link that connection of the defense has been completely destroyed
Everyone's alone.
They're just dying to a monster.
2-5.
Rose almost in the bomb side. Neko here can do so much feed information, threaten for kills.
Doki able to lash out.
Please! Please!
Please go.
Now continues to march forward by space here.
4 VP.
Now they're worried what are the lost conditions for this round.
Getting flanked.
But you gotta focus up on the win conditions.
Astrophobic two players in Janna closet
He's just the first one.
What? Oh my god, shut it!
Alamau saves the round for Jason.
Why did he stop shooting?
Yo, if that plant went down, it's over.
The final intricate and implicated by the way,
there's a one or done.
There's no time for the attack there to reposition
because there's only a second chance.
I don't know why he stopped shooting,
but he got the round for you, sir.
Thanks god.
They get messy.
It's called discipline.
Wait, what?
Are you dead or that?
Discipline there's zero seconds left. He has to spray the planter. Let's hunt them down. Is that it's like
In G2 again it shows us how good they are in the chaos of the round when the logic is gone when nothing makes sense
Mind you, Elima was playing the solace for the longest time
He jumps down the final seconds when you realize that a timer is so low that it doesn't matter
to the bomb site he can win from beneath he dropped right there with about 11 seconds left
wasn't that she create an orc yeah bro that's uh that'd be my dream if i had a fucking siege orc
and i've selected the five players bro are you good mingo god i got the flu
head up kid are you doing a roller Saturday next week
I'm probably gonna be in the depths of Minecraft. Oh shit. That could take a long long time
I'm gonna be honest
Really do they thrive in the chaos which we have always known I'm gonna be like me
Steven's a minecraft playstyle even against them doing another one really good at which was close this time
VP are very execute heavy and good at play. Would you say G?
They like to play smart siege. They like to look at a setup and think what's the best way to counter this?
Yeah, it's with me. I mean loads and run around
before come on messy chaotic
Back and forth the G2 like to force it and it's a very different play style very different ballgame
What does it start October 5th like 3 p.m. 4 p.m
another round on Monday
Like to talk about never this round if you yes, dude
See what they can do.
And they could have skipped before, just ADSing people, going for a couple of picks.
And just getting all this map control so quickly in the server.
This is C4 from the end of the week, and it's beneath him, but it's the other side of the building, beneath Square.
Well, there is no current entry from the attack, so probably not going to matter a whole lot.
Indeed, so actually, yeah, they're falling, are they peeling back those layers?
Mind you, they got Valkyrie, so triple C4 actually.
So they're trying to fish right now and beat out a single Achille and if they find that single Achille then this chance worked
Pasha goes to the target onto toki he's been waiting so long
Yeah, Benja has indeed now he has to get off the angle
Varmuble to someone peeking from top square like down here because that a drone immediately spots out
Okay, so there's a century down below that could be a potential sleep for better
It takes a lot of damage guys from up above takes them down
That's getting a lot of value. Yeah, it's got full clear
Megan Hurley, and you're fucking our times. You're dead
To windows not get into the night
Around the net G2 driving their cars like I said before stage structure gates table
Go for step one then sit to them step three try and play for that. It's actually really close
You got a Monty you can just see ready drop the hatch walk in the middle of the Monty cover him perfectly and win
Yeah, if he helps in that could be good
I don't know why the spectator would which has given a lot of value here Dan knows is no util stopping him
He's got traps waiting for him on the other side of this door Naco alone
Does feel a little bit of pressure but quickly forces out about that now he wants to take the fight but needs to make
Double kill for Zyko, who was waiting for all-
Let's fucking go, Zyko!
So nonchalant, ah!
God, he's so nonchalant!
Yes, double kill for Stumpy.
Kill, three rounds in a row.
VP have found the opening kill on me attack.
That's five rounds in a row.
Let's go!
I'm all for G2 winning, I really don't care about the bias right now,
but the way in which the vertice for a losing is, is heartbreaking.
Call me old-fashioned, but how in the world is the win condition not that you just can drop the corner hatch with the
Monty the thatcher has to as the EMP long shot to catch the toxic babe or the single seafold left in pocket
They had a player open arrow. Wait, he's right. If you just drop that hatch with Monty. They can't do anything
I mean I have smokes I guess
Bro if you drop that hatch and turtle plant because then Dan has vision from the window
You literally just lose and then they can have one guy in archives
They have to cross into two crosses.
Shocked your defense is to completely messy attacks.
I don't know.
He said messy attacks.
Now who's going to fulfill their role?
No, no.
He's right.
He's actually right.
Thank you.
Fucking smartest fuck.
Yeah.
And look, Pengu, the fact that you're pointing out such
clear fundamental issues that are facing VP who are so
above these kinds of issues and you look at the face of
dark during this tactical time out.
You look at the fact that G2 have just won five rounds in a row and there's a very simple answer.
This is not an intellectual or strategic battle that VP are losing.
This is a mental game that they are losing.
They are capable of so much more than this when it comes to the calls, the execution.
Yeah guys, Pengu, if you don't know who that is, Pengu is like literally one of the
best players of all time.
He's from Denmark.
He won.
I think he won two SIs in like three or four majors with like prime Penta and G2.
What's the time in this game G2 has the lead?
Okay, I have to ask you a question.
All the cards, they go, wait, yeah, what's your question?
Uh, how the, do the Bucks win here today?
Fuck, do you think, bro?
And if that's your, we can do it too.
That's good though, right?
You want them to lose every game.
I, yes, correct.
He's right.
to go 0 and 17s we can get Jeremiah Smith and Todd Bowles I hope you don't
even make it to week five bro I hope you get canned next week
yeah but it does go away they were to a penalty the DMRs yeah I mean it didn't
but it could if you wanted to it was for lack of trying for once it was for
lack of trying bro Todd Bowles should coach a fucking high school team dude
Foxy doing coaching an NFL team
Did not ban although G2 did they were on their defensive
Or rather, they're attacking so when they were out about 11 and 5 you was hating on him. I'm not hating on out of mouth
I'm just saying I don't want to see stomp and planting diffusers when stompin has better gun skill than out of mouth
Hating is not being objectively correct
She does well for G2, starting to reinforce the admin hash.
Well, I'd stab her if I got to find a new page.
You never know until I do, do you?
Genius adaptation! Oh, guys, um, hey guys, just talk to me, just get it real quick.
You never know. You know, I think, I think you're probably right on that one.
Typically it's just the open area hash, not the admin hash that's actually open.
Yeah, it'd be weird to keep it soft in the hash, but that's for damn sure.
Even if you're not running the cards yourself right now.
Um, also gotta just put it on. I think Animal Headeders, those stats of this game,
but his athlete popped off with his shoulders trot down stairs,
two or three piece, like he has been carrying sweet and gold.
After having some knackers to cause the attack, he has been fracking out on defense.
Yo, mods! Band the kids spamming foot cream!
Jack, I don't need that shit anymore!
Crazy stat, he's well above at least 10% above his next competitor.
You'll see that right now. Not only is he frightened, he also has a second least death in the entire game
which has a really high impact and does not take unnecessary risks in order to get that impact.
Once you do this round, it's probably enough that I get the frag grenades here on the BP to conserve the stairs.
Come on, stop!
We should have seen that. G2 are fully falling back.
They know there's no batching piece to like locate the Yoko-Jose because that's your worst as a minion.
The Echo Campus is really low.
And if you fire, they got toxic babes, but I will say that it's looking good
It's looking good pasting from greatest bro. They can just all out
And don't be doki has the C4 with the top with the goggles
That's really good. They can't now with a 20 seconds being burned away actually maybe default rendition
No, no, wait, they're in the time chat. They're no time. They can't play
There's a yogurt or sugar way
Everything as long as stop it as a dive even on the bum side as well
So G2 whatever attack happens in their direction you have full intel by the east
Vp are committing an entire play in Roarick
Brochap they have Echo drones too they literally can't plan to know full well that this plan is not going down
That's not good
That's a really big kill
It's onto the smoke that means the plant might actually be possible here
Nato's faster go for it this puts more pressure on Alamo
Diokai drones after his nodrosil gets shot at with an plant denied by Diokai drones
I think out of my miss the echo drone shot me go
I don't even I think you miss the echo drone shot. I think Adam. I'll miss
Perfectly played. It's a one-way three in this field. You get the first kill you run in you bump the defense to go for the final
Yeah, I think he was afraid of out of my sticking it though once again with the clutch news
And the crazy usage of jumping off this Ekko drone is Alomar again leading his team into another round victory
Whoo, Neko is insane bro like that
No, he didn't miss, there's no way
There's one thing, the second he thought he should instant the ADS to door, maybe he was even able to play
So what's the name?
Made insta lock bro. I think he missed the echo because in the in the kill cam you can hear the
Of the echo missing the worst the epic is to close the distance and they get to play the crossfire
and
That gives the difference a lot of space to work with if you make the road to the
Internet the war and win that first gunfight all of a sudden you
Was going to read now. He's going to find a compromise
But I'm watching it without anything to lose like nothing to lose the pressure no feelings
He was feeling
There was red teams, there was yellow teams, there was so much happening.
Six rounds in a row for G2.
Four rounds in a row that VP have found the opening kill and lost the round.
And to lose it like that, absolutely heartbreaking, they got so close.
They threw everything they had at it.
I spinned a stomp and fell. I thought it was over.
The G2 have so many layers and for the first time, Pengu,
We've got one more.
Two, they don't just play carrotic.
They can play the strat game, too.
They can play the plant and I'll literally one more round.
Just about fracking out like crazy.
There was a stomp and dying.
I think you had one more toxic babe
if I remember correct in pocket.
So like toxic babies are in position.
So VP get open and pick the shot down the smoke
and still to keep you from clutch.
Mingo, are you home, Mingo?
That's got a like hour.
And the firework was off the round.
Imagine that wall was opened up in a much bigger fashion,
not like a can opener.
So many what ifs, so many time details now, deciding these rounds, but one thing is they consisten,
G2 and the second half here in bank have completely turned it upside down,
and made it into a defender favorite bank at this point, both of these two teams.
Extremely defender favorite bank.
Unusual. Also teams finally getting on the the Thatcher, Hibana, Thatcher,
I thought Nor was unplayable due to butter. Yeah, that's what I thought too. Let me we're saying that but I a lot of pros actually use nor
Seeing it's excited me the most in this game. It's a fattcha. Yeah, I think that was genius VP are extremely good at using that fattcha
And that ban is really rocks the boat for them. Look at Khaid now. It's about the dependability on bank
now they're all being reinforced off
Does that get the Kai'i claw? No, it actually still hasn't
Alomar cut off from the window is beautifully played there. The Grimus B is making a real tough job for him to try and stay alive
And that is five rounds in a row that VP have but the opening pick on their attacking side. The Nord though
gets active, Shaco gets baited. The Nord trap is removed from Neko's shield
And the killer's found on to shaco two plays not damaged now as bumping
Brings out the door 3d5. Can you try and get the kid?
Shutting down this could be the first time that VP finally have some form of a response
And what a thing to look at. It's not like this round for bird is pro not bad
But still you'll be go by the way, I started using the TC SC every round in Siege
Which, um, my KD went from a 1.1 to a 1.2 in like three games.
Hey, you're a controller player against PC. You need that shit.
Brother, that gun is disgusting. I went, I went eight and seven, nine and four, three and four, one and four, seven and four, 13 and four. This is all TCSG games.
I have a 1.55 KD solo queuing on controller with.
There's the leak that they're taking off, they're taking a TCSG off, Cade and, or not Cade, Century and Goyo.
Who are they going to put it on?
Just Cade and Cade's banned every game, so.
That is the leak.
So if we find two of the kills, this was so well played by Neko.
Now, again, it's not correct that J is better than Shiko, bro.
I mean, I guess we'll never know until we see it.
But yeah, I mean, probably.
I mean, you're probably right.
Shiko probably is better than J.
Mingo, what would be your dream Pro-18, bro?
I like, actually, what would be your dream Pro-18?
If you had a five stack of Pro-18, like you were T1,
and you went to lands and stuff and events and majors.
What would be your stomach, J-la?
Stopping you would need a fifth though. Yeah, just whoever can play hard support
Yeah, you would need a hard sport fight with Alamow. So that's the issue
He had to pressure Alamow to force him off the diffuse because otherwise time would run out like cuz you're so close
Who would it be though? Who would be the hard support?
I mean it could be Franklin. It could be
Not me
Yeah, what I want to do this would be my dream and I'm not saying this is gonna happen if I owned that team
Like if I owned Stompin, Mingo, Jay, Lou and a hard support player, like I'm talking a good support player
But I think Frank will be good. Frank looks good. IGL too, man. If it if thermite was open
Um, Chad if I owned that team the what guys the watch parties would be so fun
Oh my god doesn't have to push deep. He could play that from a million other places
Exactly. There's so many small details the beauty of these beings guys. I'm not saying owning individuals
I'm talking about owning a team of your stupid box
Oh god that guy came in terrible
That would be sex and sex in a row
That point there we go miscalculated
Do it? Yeah it's not easy to do it
They got back inside
This is the exact same round with the Muncie on the attack. Okay. Yeah, they go for the Maki plan
I might need.
Can they open the hatch? Can they avoid the C-Force? Can they find the Valkyrems? But most importantly, can they plant?
There's one key difference now that works against them, the Thatcher ban.
What I said before, dropping hatch EMPing cover angles, it doesn't apply, because there is no more Thatcher.
Yeah, and the the lesion as well is gonna be no doubt in position to be ready when that drop out bro
They chat just think about that as a team
Stopping greatest player ever
Mingo on a controller in Pro League Jay and Lou with Franklin holding it all together as the IGL
That would literally I don't know that I think that team would be good. Maybe I'm stupid
I don't really think pros are as good as people think they are to be honest C4s and now that
Oh, what?
It might be too hard, too impossible.
But, kills for two different VP players.
They're still shy-co in blue stairs that could back-stab if VP get better.
Mingo, how good do you think that team would be, actually?
I don't think I'd be really wearing a tournament. I'm not in a tournament.
They get swung, they've obtained a basement, they're so far away.
Palsch has so far-
What? He's way too big.
Wait, that's the reason I'm-
Wait, be him! Don't turn!
What the hell?
It's falling apart and finish him off.
Palsch was way too late on this blank Rorick,
and him alone try and stop which is no
let's go the red spot from benja into the vp coffin g2 do what seems impossible seven of the
last eight rounds they stole from vertus pro without a single opening on their side
unbelievable from G2 they take the win and well deservedly so the battle of
the Titans are won by G2 thank God yo oh my god oh thank God bro
I
Know what's another game right brawfuck no yo mingo
So you think you stop in
J Lou Frangelo win a major
Yes, bro, why do you think so bro cuz like there's just it's just right the game's just easy, bro
Bro, when you saw them daily, we're playing ranked against five pros and we would just
shit on them every time.
Who were you all playing?
I don't even know.
It was like Ashen, Senna, it was like a bunch of pro league players.
Bro, if you had this pro league team, first off, it would be the funniest team ever.
Holy Cam too.
Um, bro Frank, I think Franklin will be good too as like
Yeah, I don't like use the thing
I don't know how good this team would be but it my god would it be an experiment? I would literally watch every fucking game
I'm talking if y'all played at four in the morning in Japan. I would fucking I would I would shoot up a coffee in my ass and watch
Yeah, this would be cinema, bro. This would actually be cinema
I mean, we're obviously like the T two shirts too easy for us, bro. That's our third, uh, when in a row, bro. And we're, but the thing is, though, I think a lot of T one teams would also win T two. It would just have to see how y'all do against T one.
Yeah, is this what Kajrell did with the most of our tones though, bro. He just actually had a team of like creators. I
Mean, I'm beside obviously stop and it's like actually like a goal like a legendary tier, bro
I don't know. This would be peak would y'all even like want a coach like I don't even know if a coach would make sense
TVM they just like they just tell you what the coaches like they just tell you what the other teams do like it's good to have a coach
Which guys that has a fat has like that's doing a major in like
Courses with the fat gift of course. I fucking w
Bro, Mingo if I had this team and it was called ball right e-sports or something. I'd be so peaked
Very might happen one day. You never know. I
know I
Think a year from now most of the players of my team will be in pro league because like if we're just gonna win
T2 shit every time like obviously we're gonna get picked up
Yeah, I mean, is anybody in T2 even good besides Codex?
Yeah, that's a couple good teams.
One of the games that didn't get streamed, we beat 2x pros and three people that are T2.
And they had, you know what, you know, the Dark Zero player?
Yes.
He was their coach. He was there. He was coaching them.
Bro, this would just be so awesome, dude, honestly.
I was pissed. I was 19 and seven that game and they didn't stream it.
bro man go nothing would like nothing would bring me more joy than having this as a team bro
it might happen bro i know dude this would like this would bring me dude oh my god the watch parties
would be so fun oh
chat but the thing is like uh no one has any cam besides these guys these guys all have so much
cam together that's why phase is so good they've been playing for like five years together
Yeah, like, guys, here's the thing. When you look at cyber and fucking
Vita King, bro, nobody gave a fuck about cyber and Vita King four years ago
when they were playing together, but they played together for four years.
Like, do you know what I mean?
No one gave a fuck about phase four years ago.
Now they won the world championships. Now people care.
I promise you, we would make every event promise you.
Like we might not win every day.
Dude, but y'all would be in NA too.
So like let's actually go through the teams in NA.
Who's in NA right now?
It's like DZ.
Who's like the best team in NA?
The best team in NA is C9, bro.
Console kids.
You know, remember Monk Bullies?
Bro, OK.
I have to do this.
That is the best team in NA.
Bro, Monk is like Monk's good.
Monk's great player, but Monk is like the levels
below this team.
Monk, Monk, Center, Eddie, Uzi.
It's like three console kids and the number one in NA.
They're like five and up.
In NAL stage one, it says SSG is, am I reading this wrong?
Or no, that's SS, that's SI point.
Standings?
Chad, where do you go?
Where do you go to view this?
Are you a Wikipedia?
Yo, can you link it to me on Discord?
Like, whatever you're looking at, because bro, I just,
I think y'all would definitely be the best team in N.A.
And then it's like an N.A. team just want a major.
So why can't y'all want a major?
I think people overthink how hard this game is
to be honest. You have to just shoot shit. You have to walk shit down.
Look at this thing. We're done with the nineties, bro.
But guys, like I know Monk, Monk, Monk, I love Monk. Monk's a great player.
Monk was getting passed around like a blunt to Stompin and Mingo on console for years.
He's going up.
There's seven and oh, bro, what the fuck? Yeah.
So you have cloud nine who's seven and oh, let's see the roster. This is the top team in North America
It's center console kid. Okay center console kid
Uzi console kid zim player. I used to shit on Uzi's throat. I used to literally own Uzi center Uzi monk
panva Bolo ultimate Eddie
Bro, I'm telling you man
If we made this team and I like dude, I'm telling you if I made this it doesn't have to be or a team if I made a team
You guys be the best team in NA. I'm not I and chat
They'd be the best team in NA and keep in mind an NA team just won the last major
Bro chat I'm dreaming sure but it's cinema if this happens it's in no month. It's cinema
Yeah, I mean, I'll see why not like if C9 can do it, I'm sure we can do it C9 is literally
like three console kids that weren't even like, no, okay, the three console kids that got
dicked down by mingo and stomping every Sunday for two years.
I'm just going to be honest.
Guys, munk has like four wins and he's running pro league in NA.
That's how easy pro league is.
I'm not even kidding.
And it's BL ones.
BL ones are easy.
And the C9 team, we scrimmed them and we shitted on them.
Bro, but you guys are saying in NA, yeah.
Guys, yes, in NA, yeah.
In NA team won the last major.
We watched it.
Bro, who cares about winning it?
If you go to it, that's a win itself.
No, y'all would do y'all would make the major. I'm like certain of it
Y'all would make dude y'all would make a major and y'all would probably do well, but Ken is there like
Y'all would make a major like bro. Who else is in a let me click back on this link
Jason
Case in case in is great case in is fucking great player. That's fair
there.
Rades up there.
Wait, wait, wait. Let me click on this again.
Mingo, how do I go to that 7-0 thing again?
I'm like lost.
I just wrote down. I think you scrolled 2-4 down.
Okay, 7-0.
100 Thieves, 4-1, 2 losses. Let's look at 100 Thieves lineup.
So Cloud9 is 3 console kids that all got brutally modded by Stomper and Mingo.
100 Thieves is Adam, okay, this team's actually nasty,
like I'm gonna be honest, this team's good as fuck.
Bad casein', Spirits is like one of the best
shield players in the world, hot and cold.
This team's nasty.
Yeah, that team's nasty.
I think this team's better than Cloud9.
I don't know how Cloud9 had to say it, I don't know.
That team's fucking nasty.
I'm not even gonna front.
Look at M80, bro, they're two and five,
and I think they were like one of the top two teams in A.
I want to go through every team in NA though, real quick.
Okay, DarkZero, you have, wait, Rival, wait, do you mean ATK?
No, no, wait, sorry, NJR, Foltz, Shannon, Okino.
This team is the team that won the last major, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what did they win?
The Salt Lake Major.
Okay, then you have...
wild card, Kansan, Spiker, Bay, Baby Shark, Adrian. This team I think is really good too.
But I mean, NA has some teams. But look at the other teams.
But that is like four fun as outlast as five years as.
So wait, how would this work though? Like if I had an NA team and go, would I kick out a spot?
Like would I take the last place? After this, after this NAL, I think two of the teams that are the worst are getting dropped.
like I think outlasts, what is it, is it outlasts in five years that are going to get kicked out?
Chad, how many teams get kicked out?
Okay, then there's Ambi, Canadian, Rexon. The biggest problem with this team is Canadian is just literally going to go four and 15 every game.
So I don't, I don't really think this team's good to be honest. I don't even though they did good at the last major, the last major was like, I don't think this team's good.
I think Canadian is just way too old to be in pro league then space station gaming, which again guys, it's literally just console kids.
Like bro, you guys see what's happening with pro league. It's like half of any top five players are top five teams is just console kids bro.
Bro, Mingo, look at SSG, Aiden, Dream, Giddy, Raid, Rival, and like Aiden, great console
player, not as good a stopper than Mingo, Raid, great console player, not as good a stopper
than Mingo.
Like bro, this team, you guys right now, that's what I'm showing, would be a top three
team in NA, minimum, minimum.
Lou said two teams get kicked out after this, like the two worst teams, and one's
going to be like the T2 team, like the next T2 event thing, whatever. And then one,
Luis said one can be bought out or some shit.
Raid and ViewerlessCatW, it's not a disc to Raid. Guys, Raid will tell you Stomper
the Mingar better at Siege than him. Well, Raid wouldn't say that, but...
Raid would say Stomper's better than him though, right?
I didn't know if Raid would say that.
Yeah, well then Raid's just delusional in that case, but still a great player.
Yeah, this team's just I'm gonna be honest. This team's just chopped. I mean, you guys would pass this team around like a blunt five years MAD.
This team looks good. I don't know why they're doing so bad. Who's Savage Savage the secret guy who won. Remember when stop and lost EWC his first event to the this. He was with Savage. Yeah.
with a savage. Yeah. Yeah. He lost his average. And then he got, and then he, they, they, they
run this team. Yeah. This team looks good. I don't know why they're doing so bad. Um,
for fun, eSports. Yeah, this team is just literally donkey dick. Didn't you guys beat
Mike or something? Or am I thinking of fans? We beat, we beat Sirks. We beat Sirks. No,
but y'all beat fans, right? In the finals of whatever y'all were playing, the T two
thing or not. No, no, no, no. We beat Serks, though, and in the, in the element, we beat
Serks. Wait, have y'all ever lost to a T2 team? Yeah, like in group stage, you could lose a game
and you're not kicked out. No, but I mean, like, you guys have won every T2 event you've done,
right? Yeah, yeah. Outlast, Millie, Trevmack, Joey, God, Joey Six to playing Siege, Jesus,
this. Tyrant iconic. Yeah, this team would just this team is fries. Yeah, this team has
came in last every every NAL they've came in last.
Bro, yeah, I don't know. I want to make this team bad, bro. That'd be so cool. So when
is the next like circuit like when could I make this team? Realistically, what is it?
It's like at the beginning of next year. So I'd have to wait till 2027. I mean,
four months. Gotta be so peak though. I think that's when the things get kicked out.
You probably have to be after SI. Wait, what if I were to just like buy out a slot? I mean,
it's probably not even possible because stop it's still G2 player, I think.
Yo, Jack, how long is stopping a G2 player for? I don't even know how long you signed for.
I want to say till 2027, but it's like, it's not public knowledge, so nobody knows.
I beg, do it. I know it'd be so peak. And, Jack, like, I'm gonna be honest,
like let's say this team shits the bat like that would be that in and of itself would be funny
but I just don't think it would happen I do not see this happening. Wait stop it's in G2 till 2028
Jesus are you serious? Fuck are you serious bro? Who is the coach? I don't really know if they
need a coach. I think people overthink the seed shed. I'm going to be honest. You need a hard
support player and you need an IDL, period. Yeah, both. Yeah. And some people overthink the fuck out
of the seed shed. I'm going to be honest, man. You can always buy some of this contract out for
like two million dollars. Yeah, what do what is not dude, which hat, what is something like
Contra it's probably so expensive to buy out. Yeah, they're probably paying him a lot because
it just brings so many eyes to G2.
Yeah bro, because there's a documentary, Cage Roll, who's a huge League streamer,
did this in League. He got a bunch of his friends and creators on a team and they,
it was cinema. They like almost qual- I mean it'd be cinema. I can't guarantee that this
This team's going to win every major, but I can guarantee that it'd be fucking cinema. It would be a fucking movie.
Yeah, I probably think more on it, but yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, what's I do today? Should I play RP? Like should I play NoPixel or should I play Siege?
I really know what I should do.
Because I know if you want to play, I'm going to go watch the game scene.
All right, bet, bro. I'll call you if I get on Siege.
All right, bet. All right, buddy.
All right, yo mods run a five minute poll. Do you guys want me to do r6 push for champion or no pixel? No pixel day three
Run a poll r6 push to champion or no pixel day three chat. I'm gonna go p
The rp why no more league. I'm just taking a break from league. I'm not quitting
But I'm just taking a break because that game's like actually fucking my life up
I'm gonna go p
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, and I'm back, so I was muddin'.
Chad, should I solo or stack?
What should I do?
jam around your mic bro i don't know stacking is scary because it's plus 10 minus 50 and then
i'm more likely to play cheaters because we'll be in champ lobbies but it is sweatier lobbies
chat i don't know solo is torture yeah but it's not that bad because i still get plus 30
30 minus 30 pipe down. I'm trying to sleep. What pipe down guys hardcore Minecraft with
los and Ron is in literally less than a week.
Well, here's the thing. Here's the here's the benefits.
Check. Here's the positives and negatives to solo versus stack, bro. Solo, I can read
chat way more because I don't want to be like talking over people reading chat.
Benefit number two, I'll probably play diamonds and emeralds so there's less likely to be cheaters.
Positive number three, I gain 30, lose 30 if I stack. Chat why not do this? Why don't I solo queue?
We see how it goes. If it's an absolute nightmare then we stack. I think that's a good shout.
We see how it goes. If it's an absolute nightmare then we stack because bro I want to get
I want to get like diamond to maybe even diamond one today. Like I want to go off
But let me um, let me add what's it called? Let me add delay and then I'm gonna boot up siege guys
I we got it. We got to get champion boys. We got to get champion
Hey stop in one today man big w's
Big w's chat big w's yeah, I'm sick to my stomach on the flock league. I cannot believe I scored 182 points
I would have, I scored 182 and lost. I would have beat Zufa, the devs, Nathan, Staxon stone, Zach, Corey, Sal, Mason, Rome, editors. I would have beat 10 teams, but I played the 11th.
I'm going to solo and then we'll see how it goes. If it's a shit storm that I'll stack.
You go for a little champion action.
Your check.
You guys like my wallpaper, by the way.
Isn't this cute?
Bro, fly high.
You were such a nice streamer, bro.
I'm not dead dumbass.
But isn't this wallpaper so cute?
I think it is a son with his mom, I think,
Jack.
That is my guess.
It's a baby with hugging his mom.
Very wholesome.
It's not AI. Dude, this isn't AI. What? It's not AI. It's not AI. Bro, I know I want to
make an eSports team so bad, chat. Oh my God, I want to make an eSports team so bad.
Chat. I don't need to make an org. I don't need to have a Counter-Strike team, a Rocket
team of Adam and team a lead team. All I need to have chat is a rainbow six each team with five of my closest friends stop and mingo J Lou Franklin they get into NAL and we see how they do.
I wanted you guys I want to do this so that you don't understand chat.
It'll be the most fun I've ever had watching siege by 10 million miles.
Did you like globals yesterday? That was some of the most fun. I've ever yo shout out comp fortnight my god comp fortnight speak and
Yes, bro prayers for shark man, I like he was actually broken after that
Yeah, I saw on tiktok if shark survived for 2.71 seconds
He would have won four hundred thousand dollars and got first place in globals
2.7 seconds guys
shark was 2.7 seconds away from
$400,000 in first place in globals.
2.71 seconds.
That was unreal.
What a set dude.
What a cinema ass game, bro.
He still made 240K.
He chilling, shut up.
Yo, Viz.
First off, you're the most annoying kid in the stream.
So I'm gonna ban you for 14 days.
Second, because this vis guy, this vis guy just,
this vis guy literally just hates every day.
Second bro, shark is a kid.
And I know shark is very happy that he won the money,
but I promise you shark cared much more
about the global title.
Promise you, shark cared way more
about the global title.
He wanted to win that shit so bad.
That's why he was fucking balding his eyes out.
Because bro, shark's already won so much money from Fortnite.
I think Ozzie said shark won $400k from the game this year.
Like bro, he wanted that title, bro.
She was 2.71 seconds away from it.
I'm starting it guys maybe we can get champion soon if I grind it
Bro, I want to get champ before the fucking in Minecraft marathon. That'd be awesome. I have how many days a week
Bro, I want to get champ before the Minecraft marathon chat. I'll be fucking awesome
I've never been PC champ before I'm actually at my highest PC rank ever
I'm currently PC Diamond 3, I think it's hi cyber been
Up with these five games that are out. Well, like I said, if solo queue is a disaster, I'll stack
Jin see 25 looks good on you bro. Thank you, man
My birthday was Saturday as well bro, happy birthday. Happy birthday to you, my boy
Fortnite marathon, yeah, that's going to be October 15th.
Not an extreme until Unreal.
Bro, here's what I want to do.
I want to get champ and siege on PC.
Never done that before.
Then we got to beat hardcore Minecraft with Lois Ron.
Then we're going to do the League of Legends tournament.
Then after that, I'm going to hit Unreal on Fortnite.
Procing shark play Fortnite actually,
that's going to be hype. I'm not going to buy.
That's going to be hype.
I'm gonna be any shark chat.
You're hitting diamond one today trust bro.
It just depends my teammates man.
If solo queue goes well, I could get plus 30.
If solo queue goes well,
it just really, it really just depends on my team guys.
Honestly.
Oh, she sweet matters.
Chat for the next guessing ranks,
we should do PC, right?
I think that'll be sick.
Yeah, but I'm excited for the fortnight marathon to chat. I'm excited for that. Oh my God,
I forgot about the core. All good. It doesn't matter that much. Okay, we need two wins to
reach nine and two. Low key, maybe one win if I get a bunch of elo chat, we need two
wins to reach time and two. Not gonna lie, I'm a goon, let me know.
Moc, we could just ban this guy. We could just ban this fucker. Call with the 5GFTW
code on the chat. Did you see JJ McCarthy got traded? Yeah, I saw he got traded to the
giants. Boys, if I get a plus 32 off this, I'll be diamond two. We can actually get close
to champ today. Like we can get diamond two, diamond one. Are you going to play EA FC 27?
I kind of feel the same thing about FIFA as I do Madden and 2K. It's literally just
regurgitating the same thing every year.
Ultimate teams pay to win.
And then it's like, I spend five million coins on imbappe.
And then it's like, at the end of the year,
there's just 25,099 overalls.
It's just stupid.
I genuinely think it's stupid as shit, bro.
It's, they just, they put no effort into the game.
They charge like, bro, they charge more money than GTA.
Like EA is like a hundred bucks.
Uh, let's just put a link in my chat, bro.
Lays, what did you put in?
Lays, why? Why?
Yes, Chad. This is me when I was nine.
This is me when I was nine years old.
I was one of the neon kids. Yes, bro. I was a neon kid when I was nine.
I'm excited to see you in Florida, man. I cannot wait for this Minecraft stream, bro.
I'm hyped. I'm hyped.
All right, we win.
We win one game diamond, too.
God, cafe ban. That sounds... Honestly, though, he's right. He's kind of right.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, are you a Jinxy fanboy?
I love Junko Pop.
Why are you trying to sound like him bro?
Because I'm his number one fan.
That's actually weird bro.
That's weird bro.
Did he just...
Pardon?
Did he just rip it what the what the what the what the fuck was that hello
What did he what did he say?
I'm about to sleep let me know yeah, you can sleep bro. You don't gotta let like what?
He said snake or ace oh now that I read it chat's gonna say pardon
Why does man feel weird?
I
I
Long at the life
All right, my my controller is actually this oh, it's cuz my court is hitting my keyboard. That's the problem
My god, my court keeps hitting my keyboard
I got it.
I got it.
So maybe he's going to shoot from below, I think I'm below. Easy, I'm going to kill him.
Like Rain said.
Brother, he shot my C4 out of midair.
Brother, he shot my C4 out of midair.
Brother, he shot my C4 out of midair.
I don't see any one reception you can see.
Thank you.
You're good.
I'm good.
I don't want to see the left.
I got you.
I'm all.
What are they doing?
I'm all.
I'm all.
I don't want to see the left.
I got you, RV.
I got wall.
What were they? What were they?
I think one's on wall at least.
Oh yeah, on wall.
Oh, that's a...
Can I reinforce this off?
Can I go across to the side?
One's coming in the...
One might be in B side.
What's that change?
In B, in B, in B.
Yo, uh, let's ban breaches. Let's go.
In the snake place.
I'm gonna fucking mall today. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna drop my nuts on
everybody's fucking chest. That beats me today. I'm literally gonna drop my
fucking nuts on everybody.
I'm not dead. I'm adding a longer delay. Let's get champed.
TUDDY. Protect the bombs.
Firing a tree at night.
Hear that? You hear that?
My penis senses are tingling.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yeah!
Always play Rainbow Six Siege with a full erection!
Sorry sir, what'd you say sir?
Do you have a streamer mode on for that?
No, no, no, no, no.
Never lay? That's crazy.
Yo, time out, are you really the real janky?
I have an 11, I have an 11 second delay and yes I am.
You're flawless.
I
Know we're good bro. Trust me these guys are horrible players
Bump that today
of the
of
of
of
of
My penis is tingling again
Yo, he's in reception
I hope that's the door.
I know what the door is like.
Don't show me those elbows.
Don't show me those elbows, because I'll lay this stick down.
If you don't have a call out don't give it
I'm for locating a bomb protected sparkly gifted
Last operator standing please one this
Good position
what's hard left as the guy sitting deep left on a pixel ball right love all
right come on dude give me a better call or don't give a call actually just
Give a call or don't give a call.
Let me see.
Like bro, come on, dude.
Are you serious?
Like come on, bro.
Put down the weed.
Like if you're gonna play this game, bro,
give a better call.
for life what what bro one in ten thinks he's good when I when I went one in ten
everyone one in ten like in like three years
what are you saying dude I would one in ten in like three years bro
I need to be around. I beat that. I beat that.
I'm reloading.
Re-moving armor.
Ugh.
I'm pushing him. Stay clear.
Look at him.
I don't know what that color means.
Think of the magnet as your lucky charm.
I'm going to get out of here
They're all haunting me above.
I'll kill them all.
I just holding on to something.
I'm going to go.
Have you seen what I said? There's no time left.
what the fuck up let daddy do what daddy wants
How does no one even know they're planting?
How are you knocked in sight, not saying that you're knocked in sight?
How are you not even calling out the dogma that's four feet in front of you?
Oh my god, it's all accused, fucking hell.
This is fucking hell, dude.
This is actually fucking hell.
Come on
How are you knocked inside bleeding out on the floor with an enemy four feet in front of you
You don't use your mic one time
You don't use your mic a single time
Can't think about it. I don't know I got a kill on the Rome put don't be on one HP on the room
What do you want me to do? Oh my god, I'm a war
And you got a call outs. I know don't be fair
And then the ping I got was wronged, of course.
I need your drone to locate a bomb.
There.
Ugh!
I need your drone to locate a bomb.
Jinxie, I will knock you out. What?
Tram to get about gifted, Tram?
I get some skins
Chad I feel like I should go to Japan bro for the R6 major to go support stomping
So I'd like I should go to Japan I'm gonna go to Japan for the R6 major
So I can do a vlog and an IRL stream too.
I'm the windows behind you, Chaser.
I mean, it's just over.
Yo, report yourself for griefing.
Report yourself for griefing.
You're 0-1-4.
You've made no callouts.
You've literally done nothing to stop you.
yourself for griefing your own for you've made no call outs you've literally done
nothing this whole fucking game why are you playing red if you're not gonna use
your mind everyone just everyone just everyone just everyone just kind of dies
and then doesn't say anything so we can't do a push or anything it's just
No using the mic just fff 15 here. Okay, I think it's a problem. I
Mean, I didn't know if the guy on the bottom of our leaderboard has a headset
I'm just saying we need a call. I don't have a call out. It's a 3d5 and 8
It's disgusting and why are you playing ranks you're dead in six seconds. You don't use your mind
Uh, what a grim.
Just fucking FF this shit, bro.
Like we're on a, it's solo queue, solo queue is so fucking, oh my God.
I'm gonna put this controller up my ass.
And then like I want to jam this controller up my ass.
I play one game of solo queue like, Oh, I don't know.
Maybe today will be good.
I'm on layer, which is the most team dependent map in the game.
No one's using their mic and everyone's dead in five seconds. It's a nightmare
If we're solo killing maybe we should just ban layer guys I would I don't have a ram because then they can't see for you if you're
Everything shit
Yeah, and we'll wait for years
Okay, okay
And a visual enemy.
What do you bring in the impacts, in case?
I think we need the ace. Can you go like, cap tower or something?
Should we do some of the impacts?
Insertion in ten seconds.
Five seconds.
Visual weapons.
You must locate and defuse a bomb.
It's not a lot of play without talking. Yeah, I mean
If you're a diamond elo and you're dying and not talking you should not play this fucking game solo you should not
I'm gonna drone you in I'll let you know if I see anything
Ops clear, ops clear, mess clear.
Yo guys, they kated the hatch by the way.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I'm gonna enter gun and I can drop here.
What does the reception look like?
Yo, there's one in here in, uh, bed.
I got a job. I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yo, Vigil's running. Vigil's running. Vigil's running.
He's last seen blue stairs. One time Phil stairs. I got a rotate right here.
No, I'm just playing on the stairs. I think
Wait what wait, I'm on attack wait what
what?
bro i'm on attack
what? i'm on
yo one's flanking
one's are up
watch out
i don't know he's there
he's getting up
how did he get by a no man
Okay, if you're gonna play siege with no microphone,
why would you not ban Lear?
I mean, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
You're O and five, you haven't called out a single death,
whatever.
I'll try again.
I mean, if I get Lear, it's just,
I mean, I don't know that map,
it's the only map where I can't hypercarry,
so we'll see what happens.
If I'm on Lear, I can't hypercarry,
so I don't have to rely on that.
So, we'll see.
Maybe if I get like organ or caffè, I'm gonna go pee.
Oh, she is sweet but a psycho and a little bit psycho and a bit sissy.
How am I playing Plats?
Sweet.
I'm about to lay that hammer down.
Hey, Ann, I got a map I can hyper carry on.
Sweet.
Okay.
This is going to be a 20 kill game.
Yo, how am I playing Plats?
Maybe this elo isn't for you.
I mean, I went three and four, it's not even about, I know you're trying to rage bait, but
it's not even about the elo, man.
It's just layers the only map I don't have reps on, and I had an 0 and 5 teammate and
a 1 and 5 teammate, and my 0 and 5 teammate made zero callouts the entire game.
How does that do the elo?
Every champion is 1 and 3 times the game.
You're wilder, like, you're wilder.
My dad's going 0 and 5, junko.
Oh, he's back on my team.
Yo, Buck, I don't care if you go 0 and 5, bro.
It's just you have to call out.
I don't care if you go on 5.
You have to call out where you're dying.
I'm pushing back side.
I don't care if you go on 5.
Like, I don't care if you go 0 and 9
if you call out every death.
10 seconds to insertion
Five seconds to go
Drone is located upon I think it is not had to I don't know located upon doesn't talk to me
God I love this map
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
You were doing so well
He crouched oh my god he crouched oh my god he crouched oh my god he crouched he crouched
He crouched
I'm going to rage today, I'm going to steal it.
I have no headset.
No, no, Mike on, Mike on.
I have no audio.
Where's my audio?
Mike on!
Mike on!
What the fuck is going on?
Bring the operator remaining.
I know you're hearing him on the phone.
My headset's broken!
Bro! Mike on! Hello?
Did it die? It's connected to PC? It can't die!
Mike, please turn on! Mike!
Mike on!
Mike on!
All friendlies have been eliminated.
Mike on for the love of God!
What just happened?
I'm not saying Mike with a KE, I'm saying, okay, I'm fine, this, I broke it, I'm fine.
Yo, I broke it. How did it break? How did it break from jumping?
Bro, what just happened? What just happened to my mic? What actually just happened to my mic, bro?
Hello?
I broke it, I think it's broken.
No, but this mic's ass.
I'm not saying M-I-K-E, I'm saying M-I-C.
10 seconds to go.
5 seconds.
What am I trying to ignore?
You wait, talk.
I have no game audio.
of
the
death
of
of
death of
death of
death of
I'm trying to ignore it!
What am I trying to ignore?
Wow, got my shit fried.
Got my shit fried.
Got my shit fried!
What am I trying to ignore?
What am I trying to ignore?
What?
Is that even going to 300 bits, is that it?
I think my brother makes coffee.
If my brother makes coffee, I'll play so much better, bro.
You never getting champed, LOL.
Okay, watch what I do the rest of this game.
I don't remember that. Watch out for the rest of this game.
Hyper Carry, by the way. The game just started.
What do you mean? Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna Hyper Carry. Yes.
Baaah.
High Vives just typed LOL. High Vives, what's funny?
What's funny? Lapis, take a vote.
You need to use your drone to locate a...
No, I'm not gonna stack because people are gonna sample fraud.
So I'm just gonna solo queue to champion on PC.
I'm having yo bro chat. I'm getting good news about our sick about my r16 so I'm gonna say
I'm getting good news, bro.
I'm getting good news.
Guys, oh my god, I need to do that.
So bad.
My team, you know,
five seconds before insertion.
You must locate and defuse the bomb.
You have dropped an diffuser.
Ugh.
But if you don't get secured.
What's that?
But why do I have no body, I have no game audio.
Going for a drive.
Wait, wait, what's that today?
What's that? What?
Voice chat monitor, no monitor, I need comms!
What's that? What the fuck is going on?
Oh, they went here, they were here.
of
the
Friendly blast operators chaining
I don't think it's a threat.
The defuser is now secured.
He has second command.
Try all friendly.
The bin eliminated.
Track.
We can come back.
It's about to start.
Jinxie, ignoring is not good for mental health, bro.
I'm not trying to, I don't, there's this, bro,
I'm telling you there's like 40 kids in my chat
who just spam he trying to ignore it every day.
I don't, and they're not saying what they're talking about.
It's the most annoying.
I'm not even gonna, I'm not even gonna lie.
It is the most annoying shit in this chat right now
for the past week.
I'm not, what am I trying to ignore?
BRB, bro.
I'm gonna get coffee and then I'm gonna kill everybody.
I'm going to get coffee and just so I'm just going to get coffee and carry it into here.
I'll be right back.
I
Keep an eye out for a for testing to defuse your bomb
So where's his drone where she's drunk
Where's this fucking drug?
Comes.
Comes, Jack.
Comes.
Got his head, that's terrible.
this hat that is so bad I never even heard him ball
I got a swap headsets
I think we'll watch over you.
Holding the magazine.
We're out.
Bet me it's four.
What?
All right, if we lose this round, you guys are ass.
Be honest.
Sweet.
how many people are going to get shot shot how many people are going to get
shot today I mean goddamn like how many people are going to get shot
It was Yeager?
It was a Bravahack Yeager?
Wait, what happened?
Bravahack Yeager?
Oh!
Oh!
Bravahack the Yeager and the Yeager got the C4.
Oh my God, I didn't even think about that, Jesus.
is black. Oh, oh, oh, oh, switch headsets. Yeah, I know I'm trying, but I gotta do that
for the game. Yo, guys, I'm saying, I'm saying Jaeger. There's no pardon here. Shut up. God,
that shit's annoying. I'm clear as day saying Jaeger. He's a character who's been in the
game for 11 years.
Not to give up.
Sweet.
We're gonna get champion and siege.
We're gonna beat hardcore Minecraft.
We're gonna get on the other side.
What am I ignoring bro what the hell am I trying to ignore what am I ignoring
forcing the wall!
Breeds want to kill a game, like I said.
of
the
of
the
of
What is this sound?
Op4 found a bomb. You must attack it.
I mean, I can't hear Jack Gilly's squawks!
Woo!
Another dog shit team!
We take this headset and put it into a fucking dumpster.
I cannot fucking get it.
Well, my headset broke.
My headset broke and my whole team went double or quintuple negative.
I guess I just got it's it's
It's one of those days where it's like I have the one in five clad disciples
It is what it is
Hey, well, at least I know they're not cheating, right?
I mean, okay, I need to get this headset working.
Highlights, I don't know why it's not working.
Highlights, why is it not working?
The only round we want to have to kill two people.
Yeah, I don't know what's happening. Wait.
Maybe that'll work. Let me test it.
Now have I still nothing.
My headset broke?
I mean, I can't win.
My headset actually broke.
How about I pick up the phone, babe?
I don't get home, babe.
Welcome to Verizon.
All right.
You look extra soft today.
Stop today chat. I'm always break that one. I see you're trying to call me
You know
That's like a wireless headset. So maybe it's in a different mode. Can you look at the high-rise? It's wired twin
No, no, no, but it's also wireless. Oh
I believe
So is there anything buttons on the back?
Wait, did she just say movie?
What is she hold up?
What the fuck is she say music?
Bro, I just want game audio honey bun.
Game.
Still nothing.
Nothing.
You're just searching the modes.
You're not searching like, it's on like Bluetooth mode.
Can you look to see if there's anything else?
Like any other buttons?
Movie.
You want it.
You want it in game mode, but.
Double tap the Bluetooth button.
Is there a blue button on it?
No, no.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, no Bluetooth button.
My church.
Bro, the back of it is blinking a red power sign, but bro, it's never needed church one time.
It's not that, it had it for months.
Bro, dating his headset.
I can't do Anthony have I know my teammates have dog shit my headset broke my back of headsets broken
okay Jinx the side where it's plugged in you see like a little scroll wheel yeah right yeah
to like adjust audio and then um next to that it's another button yes yeah mutes are on mutes
no it's the plan like but all right let me bring you what i'm seeing
i'm worried we're gonna have a text stream are you ready bro she keeps fucking talking to me
What is this headset?
Let me go, bro.
The kitty cat headset manual.
All right.
What we're looking for, this is what I'm describing, right?
Here.
Bro, yes.
It says battery low, yes?
Yeah.
It's blinking red.
Shy sun.
OK.
Oh
Wait, do you also look at this is it blinking blue?
No, how about as it's blinking red bro red red red
Shies means it's dying bro, bro, but I haven't no I've had it for fucking three months
I've had it since New Jersey. I've had it since New Jersey. It's never need a charge. It's not that no headset would take it's good
It's plugged in
pairing mode hold on maybe we're in pairing mode
we're in pairing mode hold the power device for four seconds
okay yeah it's been three weeks
well I held it nothing happened
well hold up let me see if this works actually
No, still nothing, still nothing.
Oh, all right, Kibirina.
What did you do to your headset, bro?
Bro, I don't know.
Oh.
All right.
I'll be downloading some sloth.
You're downloading Razor App?
Oh, God, I'm gonna puke.
I can't do anything right now. I can't do fucking...
Let me see if my brother has a backup headset, man.
Yeah, bro. I don't want to download this.
How do I just keep breaking my headsets, bro? I don't get it. I don't know.
I keep on freaking breaking them.
Yeah, you need to get like another kitty headset cuz you're gonna ask you with a sense of art when I look at you
Yo, hey, hey lock in bro. No, I'm just I'm about to just buy like
Okay, boom
I'm not in the hour, yo, what's up with text support is this?
My brother has a headset.
Awesome.
Back to gaming we go.
Yo, I can't win a ball game out here.
Maybe this is just time for us to like reset the events one, you know?
What does that mean?
I feel like you're a little stressed out.
So maybe we, I don't know, do some of the breathing.
Through the nose, out through the mouth.
I'm going to go get my headset.
Oh, by the way, hi guys, I'm playing you in fantasy.
It's 50-50 coming into Monday night.
Yeah, I know.
You know you're dead in the water, right?
It's about to say Smith's going to score 25.
I'm sure, bro.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um,
This.
Okay.
Go to.
Whatever I need to calm down, let me just eat a cupcake, bro.
What? I need to calm the shit down.
Can't win a game right now.
How many rolls you got, bro?
Roll? What is a roll?
Your belly rolls? I'm sure you got a whole fucking bakery over there.
Shit.
What's your gym strings?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie to you, bro.
Bro, you had saw the whole gym messians collecting dust.
What happened to the gymsters?
Bro, my whole family used the home gym.
Next question.
All right, maybe this has to work.
Bro, but it's my jack.
That's the problem.
All right, let's go.
You got audio?
Yes, I have audio.
Okay.
All right, now I'm gonna, hold on,
let's see what happens in a second.
Oh, it's a lightning, your PC's lightning right now.
No, it's not.
It is, it is.
It's a mini cupcake, can we relax a little bit?
Guys, I ate a mini cupcake, I'm not some fat, large.
The cupcake is that big, bro.
It's biggest of my flaccid dick.
Play League, you weakling, go fuck yourself.
Pretty face, take the bottle.
Can I have a cupcake pickle underscore lover? How do you want me to shift that to you, bro? It's going to be like melted by the time you get it.
I'm just going to change your game audio.
I got it.
Yeah.
In game audio then what?
Okay, and then, um, that's good.
Um, and then if you go to voice chats, maybe just chat or something, and then there's two options.
There's an input and an output. You need to make sure the output is on your current headset.
So, I believe it's set. Input and output, yep. Perfect.
So you want my input to be my mic my output to be my headset got it of course come on dude. Let's get some wins, dude
I love you too, bro
How about you're a og in these parts child about to go piss on my toilet? Yeah, hi guys. Are you coming to Tampa for Minecraft?
Yeah
Sweet hi guys, bro. Yo book a first-class ticket man. I got you bro
Yeah, honestly good call I'm gonna go piss this guy's name is ah ha ha ha ha the odds of cheating are 80%
God casino get that slop out of my face
I'm for located a bomb protected
No time 10 seconds left five seconds in counting
I'm not for it look at that goes that man
need to keep myself safe out there don't worry
They will need to get
my audio is so bad, it's because my jack and my pc doesn't work, so I need a USB-C,
I cannot do your shit right now
Can't do it. Okay. I oh my god. I'm a freak out. Oh my god. I'm a freak out. Oh my god. I'm a freak out
Of course my one working mic had to break
Because the jack and my pieces
I gotta get a new kitty headset well it's the jack on my PC that's the problem
Huh
Hi guys, we got a I
Searched up kitty razor headset, and it's a headset used for trip. Okay
Do not search up kitty razor on Amazon. Oh my god. I
Searched up kitty razor and it's up
uh one j desk i can't even talk have us i don't know why our stock's not working
my voice chat broke
It's not my headset.
It's my PC has one audio jack on the front of it.
Wait, maybe I could use my extension and plug it into the back.
That might be smart as fuck.
Wait, I might have just got a genius idea.
idea. Yeah, I'm not just got a genius idea.
And again, it's got a genius idea. I have no audio water have no audio
I don't fucking freak out. I'm gonna actually freak out.
I have no audio. This is actually insane. This is insane. What is- Oh my god, what is happening?
I mean, what do I have? No audio?
What do I have? No fucking audio?
Why?
What?
My god!
I have no audio again!
Down to five seconds.
Alright, now it's muffled again.
This is insane.
Why is there a random beam of sunlight now?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm gonna bring you back!
Like, RAAAAAAAHHHH!
THE AUDIO IS OPEN!
It's because my jack's broken, so I have to use USB for audio, but my USB might just go
away.
It should fail.
All frenties were eliminated.
This is unreal.
This is unreal.
This is unreal.
This is actually unreal.
This is unreal.
This is unreal.
This is un-fucking-real.
This is unreal.
This is un-fucking-real, dude.
This is insane.
This is crazy.
Every headset.
It's not even, it's so hard to explain.
It's not even that side.
Oh my god, it's just muffled.
My audio is literally just muffled.
My audio is muffled, man.
My audio is muffled.
Yep, this doesn't work, of course.
I bought this one.
My audio is muffled.
Yep, muffled again.
Why is it so...
Alright, let me explain it.
So, you see that in Jack?
Okay, my mic's not pulling.
You see that jack? That, let me guess, my face cam disconnected? Nope, okay.
You see that jack? That doesn't work. That half works. Because this jack is broken.
That little jack, I have one of those. The USB mic works, but my USB mic just broke.
So I have to use the audio jack. I tried on the back of the PC, that's not working.
five seconds
there's another audio jack on the back of the pc i know but it's not working
i plugged it into two of them they're not working i don't know why
All my audio is muffled, staticky and crackly!
Reboot computer guys, it's been going on for months.
and I was able to get away with it with the kitty headsets for the past month.
Pre-fire wall bang? Pre-fire wall bang, static-y headset. Pre-fire wall bang, cool.
Our only hope boys is gonna be the back of the PC. Let me try again. I'm gonna try
again our only hope is going to be the back
that's not working
maybe that'll work
nope it doesn't work why does it not work it's the same
Fucking thing why?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
W. Cameltoe. Why are you looking at my bones you fucking weirdo?
I might have lost the worth, man.
I need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Bernard, pick up!
Bernard, pick up!
my headset's staticky and muffly.
Oh, that's annoying.
If it's just started, maybe you'd check if your connection's loose, or if the headset...
Oh, no, it's in there tight as my penis!
Well, glad it's secure, though. That's quite the analogy.
If the static...
Oh, what?
...starts to be a free star, or trying a different port canal.
No all the other pork canals don't work. I don't I don't
All the the pork canals don't work, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do
No worries, let's not panic if the other ports are failing to maybe it's a headset or software
Nope, I've done it with three headsets for now
It's definitely my PC's broken audio jack with the ones in the back of the BC don't work
I see
and backjacks are having trouble. It could be a driver or software issue. You might want
to reinstall or update your audio drivers. If it persists, maybe the USB headset or external
sound card could be a quick fix. I had a USB headset, but then that one broke. So it's
my drivers? It's my drivers, Bernard? It could be. Audio drivers sometimes cause these issues.
I'd definitely try updating or reinstalling them first. If that doesn't fix it, then
well now it might be hard way to relax
bomb is being located
alright
I just I'm dying in every way shape or form
I don't know what to do guys I don't know what to do I'm gonna lose my mind
I don't know what to do my mic she's broken I don't know what to do I really don't know
I mean our only hope is gonna be this kitty cat headset, but it's just not working
I don't know why but it's not working
I don't know why, but it just won't work!
Plug it into controller? Plug the headset into controller?
Chad, why would that work?
That's not working, that's not working because I'm out of Xbox.
Actually ban everybody that said controller.
Plug it into my pussy.
Uh, month, ban that kid. Please ban that guy.
Are you doing a D-rank to copper challenge?
Uh, does it look like I'm doing a D-rank to copper challenge?
What the hell do you think I'm doing?
I'm not trying to de-vamp the copper guys shut up my mic broke
Yeah, can we push? Oh, god.
Hi, guys. My-my push to talk is bindin' to my jump.
This is the most demonic shit ever. What?!
Hi, guys. My push to talk is bindin' to my jump. What's happening?
Insertion in ten seconds.
What?!
Insertion in five seconds.
Located at bomb. Make your way to the location and the music.
If my whole setup breaks, I can't win.
I can't win.
I'm not gone.
I can't win if my whole setup breaks.
Yep.
GG.
Had tech broken?
Pushy talk's bonded to my...
I can't even hear anything.
I'm literally getting no audio.
This is unreal.
Pixel peak of course.
I can't even hear anything I'm literally getting no audio this is unreal pixel peak of course
Are we entering or what?
You guys are on drones, my mic's broken.
which is incapable of breaking the cave.
They know everything they know everything god I can't play with no audio it's so bad
it's so crackly and muffly I cannot explain it's just muffled crackly
static-y audio and then my push-a-dark broke
I don't know man my whole setup broke today that's kind of cool whole setup broke in a day
that is kind of dope my whole fucking setup broke in a single day
I
I guys this is the most amount I've ever been in my life
my
U. S. Okay
My pc audio jack broke about a month ago
I was able to skate by because I had a USB-C razor kitty headset now my razor kitty headset randomly broke
I don't even know what happened. It just broke so now I'm using the USB-C where the audio jacks muffled
I tried using the ones in the back because the one on the front broken, but the one on the back don't even work I
Am actually blown away. I don't I don't even know just that this is just and then my push the top my game chat broke also
My game chat also broke like holy fuck dude
We need to locate a bomb.
Yeah, none of them work.
I don't know what to say.
I actually don't know what to say.
I'm legitimately at a loss for words. Yeah, none of them work
So I have one audio jack
Noise and it's my whole of the static it
Yo, yo, Jixie. Can you go?
Jumped and play like this
And then I'm also just getting showtime every five seconds
This is fucking insane
This is literally fucking insane. Yeah, now this is tangled up
this fucking insane dude I don't know how to explain it I only get audio in my
left ear and it's staticky and muffled
can I like face cams broken my whole setup broke today that's so cool I mean
if that's what it takes for me to go in five, I guess.
Ugh!
My whole setup, bro.
My whole setup, bro. That's unreal.
I think they have wallhacks, they are expecting everything, like they know EVERYTHING!
I'm crouching as a one armor
I haven't caught them up guard one time I mean it is just the fact that my head
sets broken but all good at the swap PCs I think I don't know this PC none of
the audio jacks work on it they're all broken maybe it's the drivers but I
don't know why the other ones aren't working of course the one time I go on
sex have the best team ever so it prolongs me going on nine I'm gonna go on
nine right now I would not wish to saw my worst enemy I have audio in my left
fear only it's static and muffled I swear to God that's outs out so all the
audio is passing through my left ear it's static and muffled
I'm actually fucking with it!
Plug it into the controller dumbass.
Are you fucking stupid?
One, I already did that.
Two, I'm on console.
It's not gonna work.
Woo! Audio through my left ear only and it's muffled in staticky and the other team is probably cheating.
I mean they're just expecting me every round. They're expecting every round.
Secure the bombs.
The advice upon location has been compromised.
Change output.
IT'S NOT MY FUCKING OUTPUT!
IT'S NOT MY OUTPUT!
WHERE IS THIS GOD DAMN DRONAT?
IT'S NOT MY OUTPUT, BRO!
IT'S NOT MY OUTPUT!
I've had this broken audio jack for two months.
Do you listen to anything I say, or are you literally just five years old?
It's not my output.
I've had the broken audio jack for two months.
Do you listen to anything I say, or are you literally just five years old?
It's not my output.
I've had the broken audio jack for months!
It is a broken audio jack!
Do you speak English, bro?
Freeing it? Are you serious?
I didn't hear that.
I did not hear that.
I did not hear that.
Because my hands are broken!
Where you at? I don't know, my headset's broken. Where you at? I don't know, my headset's broken.
of
the
fact that
Oh my god!
This is nightmare!
Get my god!
He's full on army crawling!
Two feet away from me and I didn't even hear that.
Oh my god!
You are deaf.
He was right next to you.
Are you the stupidest fucking person ever?
Yo, I have better hearing than you'll ever have.
My headset's broken.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
Like, that's lit! Like, boy!
Like, boy, are you actually stupid?
I've told you 90 times!
I can only hear out of my left ear.
It's muffled in staticky.
This guy just did a full-blown army crawl
two feet to the right of me.
You don't think I heard that?
No shit, I can't hear it!
My headset's broken!
You think I'm making this shit up?
This guy just said I'm deaf! Have you ignored every word? I remind you of the two minutes
that this guy's been broken. Are you deaf? Yeah! I literally am! My head's been broken!
Did you even sing before you type?
Oh my god, oh my god, this is so annoying.
I'm playing with no audio and I'm getting harassed for not hearing things.
Are you deaf?
You're the dumbest person I've ever met in my life.
Yes!
Correct.
I literally am.
My headset is broken.
I've said it six hundred times.
My headset is broken!
And the funny thing is, are you deaf?
That's the funny thing, are you deaf?
Because I'm sitting here saying my headset's broken!
But that's crazy. That guy produced the loudest audio cue in the entire game.
By army crawling three feet next to me, and I didn't even hear that.
That is unreal, that's unreal.
That is unreal.
That is un-fucking-fathomable.
Protect, are you deaf?
Yeah!
My headset's broken!
Paying seeds with a broken headset is literally like jerking off without a penis!
This is the most mad I've been on stream in six months.
I'm one in seven.
I'm one in seven with a broken headset and then I have a silver player asking if I'm
dead.
He was, or your death keys to your right.
Yeah, no shit bro.
My headset's broken.
Please just die.
What is this 1HP of course because I'm 1 in 7 she won't die.
I can hear perfectly fine.
Elko, why do you think you can hear because you don't have the broken headset that I'm
playing for.
stream audio like bro yeah you have
stream audio obviously you're gonna be
able to hear bro are you stupid
well I this guy's cheating
oh never mind I just repelled wrong
that's on me but we're gonna get back
Leon leader I it's funny too because I
I would have been able to hear him if my headset wasn't broken.
It's funny too, because I would have been able to hear him if my headset wasn't broken.
I'm actually gonna freak out. I'm actually gonna freak out. Oh my god, I'm gonna freak the fuck out in here.
I'm gonna freak the fuck out in here. I'm gonna freak the fuck out on this fucking stream.
Solo-accewing-PC-Diamond ranked with a broken headset.
Fuck controller.
I have better chance of finding a needle in a haystack.
Tip, use the enemy's noise to find out where they are.
My headset is broken for the 900th time.
One and eight with no callouts.
How dare you?
Well, my headset's broken and my voice chat isn't working.
It's not working.
I don't know why it's not working, but it's not.
And then of course this cop's using Clash.
A good player wouldn't need a headset.
That is the most dumb thing I've ever read in my life.
The largest form of skill expression in Rainbow 60 is being able to hear your enemies.
What do you mean a good player wouldn't hear that?
VC is literally working, bro, by the way.
Oh yeah, I'm a liar.
I'm a liar.
It's working.
Never mind.
She's...
Never mind.
My stream slapping teammates had it's working, so it's working.
Never mind.
I can't hear you, Antwipe!
of
Secure the bombs.
Yo, if you guys can hear me, type 4 on the chat.
Okay, I can't hear you guys, but you can hear me.
10 seconds left.
5 seconds left.
7 seconds left.
Increase surveillance on long, on full half of the user.
Turn your headset on.
Brother, brother.
It is a broken PC jack in my PC.
All right, do you guys listen to anything that comes out of my mouth ever?
Brother it is a broken PC jack
one friendly operator remaining oh my god please please I will literally blow you if you win
this. It's a 1v1.
I'm going to try this kitty headset one more time.
I got a small PC, every audio port on my PC is broken.
It's gotta be the drivers, right
What
I'm swap of BC's I'm so I'm busy tomorrow. I'm not doing this shit
No, hi, but yo yo yo hi guys, it's not the headset I put seven headsets in the same audio jack
All of them have the exact same static noise, I must say.
It's not the headset.
It's the PC audio jack.
Trust me, I've put nine headsets through this thing.
It's not the headset, it's the audio jack.
It's not the headset, it's the audio jack.
Gee, guys.
Now, listen, what we're going to do is we're going to fix the cat headset
because you don't get any static in that, okay?
So can you grab the cat headset?
Yep. I got it in my hands. I got it on my head.
Talk me through- I'm not buddy! Hey!
Talk me through this. What the FUCK do I do?
Okay, buddy.
Shit, low-key jelly. You're getting banned.
Now, is it plugged into the PC? Let's start there.
Cause things can't be compared to-
Don't laugh! How nice!
I've lost three games in a prank.
I just went two and nine.
I have a broken headset
where I can only hear out of my left eardrum
with muffled, static-y audio
and then I have a silver player asking me if I'm deaf.
Would I have the best hearing in the world?
And my headset's broken.
So yeah, I'm a little fucking tight right now.
Pause.
Pause.
Yes, it's plugged in, yes.
Now, can you actually take off your headset,
look at the bottom of your headset right where you're,
what indicator is it giving off?
Is there any light red?
I said this 30 minutes ago, okay, can you put it on your head please?
Okay, now hold the power button until you hear the indicator that it's, wait.
we're going to do that.
It's working.
We won't know until...
I know, I know, I know, I know. I'm going.
I'm going.
Why is Joe crashing out?
What do you mean Joe? How is this Joe's?
Why is Joe crashing I still broken what do you mean Joe? What do you mean Joe? How is this Joe's wallpaper?
How is this Joe's wallpaper?
How is this show what the fuck happened in here? This is Joe's stream thumbnail. Oh, yeah, my volume was down
I'm a dumbass
Bro's dumb, his volume was down.
Oh, yeah, how dumb do you feel, chat?
It's still broken.
Every single person in this chat.
Mott, we're doing this tomorrow.
In order to type in the chat, you have to complete an IQ test.
From 2027 to 2035, in my streams, in order to type in the chat, there's going to be
a link.
You're going to get a badge.
You have to have above a 16 IQ to type in chat.
If your IQ is 15 or below, you can't type in chat.
So hey, chat's gonna move in real fucking slow starting
2027 because you guys are actually dumb
and the annoying part is you think you're smart.
That's in the part.
You think you're smart.
That's the annoying part.
No!
Okay, so, can you make sure it's blunt,
thin, and has a thick, it seems like it's like,
got it.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, yeah, just try it.
Yeah, there you go.
You just the last time.
You want me to jam it in more?
One was a great coffee.
No, I don't want you to break it.
Wait a minute.
Did you see water parks added new shit that you could do water by stem you could actually
Water parks
You're like a powering down noise
Hold the power button. Yeah, but put on your head. So you hear the power down noise we shift here
Okay.
All right, it turned off.
I can see the turn off.
All right.
Now it's back on.
What is the, what is the light indicating now?
Still red.
Okay.
No worries.
Dude, I want to jam this thing in my ass, bro.
I want to jam this fucking thing in my ass, man. Oh, I want to
jam it in my ass.
Oh, I want to jam it in my ass.
Whoa!
Well, we have an issue.
It's not showing up.
Can you unplug it and re-plug it into the PC?
How many fucking times?
Yeah, we got a bigger issue now.
Oh, it went green!
Oh my God!
It went green!
Go! Click the thing!
yes put on Joe put on Joe part put on Joe and I've been knocked yes yes now I'm
dropping 45 fucking kills whoa you did it buddy you have us I'm not a little
puppy dog I'm not buddy it's okay let me fix your game chat okay they actually added a new
setting you can brand about this setting because it's completely fair but they
actually um it's somewhere over here but you have to turn on the indicator when
you're speaking you actually have to turn it on brother hi guys I've had that
on for months it just randomly shut off in the middle of the last game no
Yes, yes, yes, and then I was pressing you and my drone jumped explain that one pal I
Pressed you and it turned into binding my drone jumping some shit is evil today in Siege
I'll be back. I'm getting a bottle of water
Now I'm gonna drop 40 kills
I'm not a freaking chihuahua dude
Oh, there it is. And I guess I was the bad guy and I was wrong. So what I want from James
when he comes back, I want a written apology saying, Hey, have I was I was wrong, the indicator
was off, you were right the whole time. And that's that's all I need. So I'll keep
here.
Hey, James, is that you? Hey, James. It's me.
What's up, Mr. Hi-Vice?
Hey, Jinx, you remember when I was wrong and you've had to issue your own for months and
just stopped working and I told you Jinx, they added a new setting in which turns off
the indicator for no reason.
Cool.
Sweet.
So, Hi-Vice, cool, cool, cool.
Truth, nuke, truth, nuke, truth, nuke.
Why was it on last game?
Why was it on before?
Well, because it was on and then you switched your voice chat off and on in which switches
that off.
So when you turn it back on, the indicator doesn't turn back on.
Well, that's hyper niche and I didn't know that.
So I said that they added a super setting and...
Wait, my audio's gone.
I'm actually gonna...
No, it's not.
It's not.
No, I...
Dude.
Dude.
There's no light dude.
I gotta get out of this.
I have no game sound.
Wait, is this?
Yeah, because you have to put it on in the game.
Oh, well.
A game!
A game!
Dumbies!
Fucking hell.
Are you serious?
Bro, why?
Are you serious bro? What the fuck are you what how dare you bro?
Hey grab some popcorn and lubricant cuz now I'm about to drop 20 I have a working headset
Oh, by the way to the kid that said I'm are you deaf? He's on your right one V1 me
I'll wager my left and right testicle that you don't want around
That was Chris, you didn't hear that, right, Crowley?
My headset was broken, I've asked.
My headset was broken.
Hanging up.
Oh yeah, two and nine client.
Two and nine client, two and nine client, yep.
Two and nine client, yep, two and nine.
Yeah, man, two and nine client, yep.
Two and nine client.
Two and nine climb!
You
Now we dropped 20 kills. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, two and nine client. Yep, this guy's
getting fucking reported report for toxicity. Text shot abuse. Two and nine client. My headset
was broken. My headset was broken. My headset was broken. I haven't gone two and nine all
season. Yo, uh, yo, Matt, Matt, Matt Subject, Matt math equation. I haven't gone two and
nine in three years. The one time my headset's broken, I go two and nine. Is that a coincidence?
Am I a two and nine player? No, that guy's reported. Yo, just you guys are welcome in
advance for the hyper carry. My headset's working now. So GG. We already won the
You're not this one. I appreciate it. I appreciate that
Wait, is this actually you I thought it was like yeah, I'm about to jump 20. Here's this thing. I'm about to jump 20 kills
Yeah, 20 kills. Is this like a soundboard?
Wait, is that a soundboard or actually who? It's a soundboard. It's a soundboard like what are you doing?
for assault.
One's done!
Ugh.
Five seconds to insertion.
Rockstar life so much.
Reimsa?
Good job team A!
Say what's go, don't go.
Nice guys.
One and ten Ben on the way
Appreciate the support guys great team
Hey try it again next round
Yo, I don't know today something's different about today. It's just something's weird
I love like I pre-aimed that one lucky pre-aim that really
it. This shit is correct. Something's, no, no, but something's different about this
rank session. Oh man, I've never lost four games of Siege in a row ever.
i have your uh... so that i can't
one's k9
one's canine door, one's on the breach
walked inside
i knocked one on breach, i knocked one on breach
alright, he went out, he's canine
one canine, one knocked breach
black smoke
there is snake, they revived him
I'm not backseat gaming my mic's muted.
I said, why full sprint while my mic was muted?
XD, think of it a prime.
Hectic Panda, think of it a prime.
Mini, think of it a prime.
I'm not backstealing, I'm backstattling.
I need to get 20 kills this game.
I think once I heard the audio, I should have preferred to the reverb.
Hi, Jinxie.
I'm your e-kitty.
Can you pet me?
Yeah, we can just ban that guy.
I mean, you're a psychopath.
What?
You want me to pet you?
Yo, man, here's the door.
I guarantee you, it's like a 29-year-old man as well.
Get the hell out of my stream.
I'm your e-kitty pet me. Are you are you crazy?
How would you feel if your mom saw you type that Jinxie would you buy me a car?
What type of car are we talking?
Maybe try for your your pick
Big Nick!
Any is better than none.
What do you need a car for?
If you need a PC, how are you playing PC ranked?
I'm constant.
Yo, Big Nick, place your shield on piano.
Hey Nick, I have a PC. I have a C4. You don't have a shield on.
Holy sell.
Dude, let the man run what he wants.
I'll get bomb peeked again.
Why's this guy calling me big Nick? I don't... no one's ever called me that.
something to do
spongebob again? yeah I mean I'm not gonna like die and then get scared
that's how you get in silver for five years
if I die I'm still gonna be aggro, I'm the best player in the lobby
Once canine I believe be careful
Yeah, yeah, yeah best plan the lobby bro
I
I literally got a kill, stayed alive, held the breach.
If that's a carry, then I guess I'll get carried more often.
Pfft.
What? What? What?
McLeod, I think it's your one.
Uh, please no one.
I am McLeod.
Is he going to switch off century at the last second?
What's wrong with this delinquent?
So I was going to say, what's this guy doing?
I thought he was going to talk him off it.
Made outfit when? I'm not doing a made outfit.
Secure the bomb.
R's the key here
Not gonna lie you play like a silver bet watch this round
Device positioned.
Device placed.
No servers doing that!
Never eye holding to make.
Slipping the rear unit! Cover me!
I'm really
of
the
a
timing is that oh my god suck that timing
brother what type of timing even is that
I don't know, like I made no noise.
I thought he would do that, but he's made no noise.
I might actually lose 4 in a row.
That's incredible.
Wow.
I mean, one of the games was a waft to my head so it was broken the whole time.
But yeah, the first two were like actual...
The first two games were just actual horrible two minutes.
All right.
He's trying to ignore it.
What, what am I trying to ignore?
When is the Minecraft marathon?
October 5th.
What am I trying to ignore, bro?
What?
What am I trying to ignore?
Aaron, they're going to cheer one. Ashton, they're going to fight.
You're golden, you're golden PC lobbies. No, I'm diamond actually.
Yo, Jinxie.
Yo, what up, man?
When are you gonna make an, uh, an OF?
Yep, that guy's getting muted.
I mean, I can't win a game.
I'd ban that guy if I were you, bro.
Yo, Jinxie, I heard your, uh, marathons and Sarasota, like, CS the key?
Ten seconds for insertion.
Nope.
Five seconds to insertion.
when are you gonna make a oh my is what my diamond sort of qt makes you sad
Jesus
Why are you batting down stairs in a 3v2?
Why are you batting down stairs in a 3v2?
What? Like, it's a 3v2? Why are you hiding?
I mean, it's why he's Emerald 4, but all good.
I guess I should have stayed on the door.
I mean, I was trying to, like, maybe shoot somebody through the verb or something stupid.
I don't know. Whatever. I shouldn't have left.
It's still just such bad positioning by him. It's, like, inexcusable, but...
All good.
Yeah, I probably shouldn't have dropped, but it's also like he should literally never be there in a three beats.
It's so bad because he's basically, he's basically giving us a two beat two on site.
And if we just walk in and kill those guys, then he's just alone and can't trade anything and then that's the flank and we know he's flanking.
But it's all good. It's wise number four. Good kill though, I guess.
Yo, Nick.
When is Dendi coming back, bro?
Bro, what?
present he's like I don't think that he's played season years
Yo, they're gonna be down, dude. This is teach
It clearly worked yo, just because something works doesn't mean it's smart
Yo, if I was to jump off of my ego me bro. I thought we were close, man
If I was to jump off of my roof and I don't die does that mean it's smart
Guys just because something works doesn't mean that it's smart
He's just statistically a bad player if he makes those plays, but yeah, he'll eventually get a kill where he shoots me in the back
10 seconds before insertion 5 seconds to insertion
and
one just ran up blue stairs i think blue stairs yeah i think it's top library
one of four remaining, last one is inside, he's in basement.
Friendly mission successful
Hey, hey quick question. Do you scream without the s?
Did you just ask me if I cream?
What do you think bro?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think, man?
Next question, please.
God, next question.
What do you think, bro?
What do you think?
If I cream?
Really?
That's your question.
Do I cream?
You just asked me that.
I think it's one of tonight eagles or deaf bears. I mean bears have no QB. Ted, who's
the best QB tonight? Who's the backup for Caleb Williams? Is it Case Keenum? Is that
know it is.
use your drone to locate a bomb.
I've got your drone is located a bomb.
case key them.
fuck.
hey.
Yeah, Jinxie, who's winning the Super Bowl?
Not the Bucks!
Who would be honest, man? Probably the Seon.
Don't Bears!
Chad, I love Bears fans, bro.
Bears fans are my favorite people on the planet.
How do I tell you the Patriots are going all the way
Have you not turned on the TV the last three Sundays?
They're like one of the worst teams in the AFC right now
I'm too busy watching you
Damn, all right.
Appreciate you, Mike.
Mike's win.
I'm just trying not to die right now.
Guys, I'm not even showing nobody's inside, not a soul.
But they're going to be holding above, have you?
But not a single one is inside right now.
They're all probably third and...
Walking back!
Yeah, not a soul.
Well, my blue stairs holding me.
I see a laser.
Chat, this is why you don't play Siege with lasers.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, uh, start and try to get him.
Yo, one's bottom blue, one's top blue.
of
the
there's like three of them stacked on blue bro it is ridiculous
I don't know where last is.
Gitch!
Four L's in a row!
Probably gonna come up fireplace.
Gitch!
I mean I should have been broken that window, I don't know what I'm doing.
One was bottom blue.
0 wins for losses my
I have a great rest of your day
I love you jakesy
Love you guys man have a good one
Diamond 4. Wow. Wow. 4 Ls in a row. 4 Ls in a row. Highlights just typed can't end on a loss.
Well Highlights, at this rate, I'm gonna, if we, if we apply that mindset, I'm gonna end the streaming brums. I don't, can't end on a loss.
lost. He's got tagged in a tweet from Ian bake 72765689 breaking our six
streamer at Jinxie allegedly announces he's making an OF the seats community was
It's NOT prepared for this!
Yo, Ian, I literally said the fucking opposite.
I have to get a win.
I gotta get a win.
If you had to put one type of chocolate in your ass, which one are you choosing?
Mods, permanently banned, sick plane, 915063.
If I lose 5 in a row, I don't- I've never lost 4 games in a row, so I don't- I've literally
never lost 4 games in a row, that is unreal, that is unreal.
If I lose 5 in a row that's insane.
What are the odds I actually lose 5 fucking games in a row?
That's so ridiculous bro.
That's so ridiculous.
Oh my god, that's so ridiculous.
P, I'll leave it out of the...
Jinxy, are you a top or a bottom or switch?
That might be the weirdest fucking question I've ever been asked, dude.
I mean not even to be that guy, but I think I'm just a loser skew
I think I'm a loser skew
Brother, I think I'm the sin loser skew man
I did not see the reinforcement
I
Be the best angle I've ever seen w saw me my god what an angle
I
So it's a hovers
Yeah, he helped, actually not here.
Oh, he walked in and games.
Dead.
Drop construction.
What?
How?
Give it to you.
You got this.
Give it to you, you got this.
One friendly operator remaining.
Compositioning, forcing a close range engagement with the shotgun, this is really good.
I think one's behind him though.
were eliminated. I'm gonna lose five games of ranked in a row. First time in 11 years.
First time in 11 years. I can't crack the code. I can't crack the code on this one.
Five L's in a row. I might have lost for words guys, seriously. Not gonna lie, I'm a goon.
Let me know.
Yep.
Yep.
The
Bandit or cave?
Jinxie speedrun to silver
I'm not speedrunning to silver. I'm busting my ass to get a win right now. I'm not trying to lose
free band with the five gifts in the double band of the chat
mods can we remove the Celtic Shaggy mode
of
the
death
I
Said me Jim you got no one to say
Wait, he's there
WHAAAAAAAAAT?
I thought he was under me!
I'm very sorry.
They're in commander.
Why are we all roaming?
Yo, lever died.
Okay.
Lever died very.
I got a death bomb peeking.
Yo, who died first?
I want spawn peek.
Yeah, I want spawn peek.
No, but bro, four of them walked underneath the default cam and you weren't even on it.
I just got shot in the ass.
The main cam?
Yeah, the main, the main cam.
Yeah, I flipped cams.
I didn't see it.
That wasn't up.
I mean, when I died, I flipped off cams.
I
Mean they're like they're doing they're doing the foot saw shuffle I don't need to default cams like
It's like every possible way I can die I'm dying
Okay, we got this. Don't come out the truck.
Protect the bombs
You're fine up only point and then
I mean, I mean, I don't want hold.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Clock it fuck it sister
that looks like a dildo am i tweaking? yeah that looks like a dildo actually
that's gonna be 12 that bad for you? like 5 seconds to insertion
I don't need that SMG-12 P-shooter.
I've never seen that.
Watch this!
Watch this!
Watch this, watch this, watch this!
I was in the doors corner, on the left side.
You sprinted a lot.
I think everyone's in my left, I believe.
One flanking, uh, Gloria.
I
Is in our own
I have to know that on the crime
Nothing on the wall
Yo, Twitch, you're the 4-way flank? Does anybody have that?
Yeah, I mean, it's such an obvious plan.
I'm going to go here.
I'll get in the cams so you can flip.
There you go.
I'm down.
Where do I go?
Everybody's walking in front of me, like,
permission to breathe, please.
I knew that flank was going to happen.
Satellite.
You're hallway.
Team cams again.
He's on there, he's on it.
There's another one.
On this thing, on this thing, on this thing.
He's just sitting on the, he's sitting on the thing.
One son called Piller like Batman.
One was Master Bed.
It was...
That thing had a hold of it.
Okay, he's literally just sitting on the bathroom had a glitch.
Guys, peek it out, peek it out!
Swinging bathroom, swinging bathroom!
I'm actually gonna lose five games in a row, right?
Holy shit man, holy shit.
I'm actually going to lose five games of ranked in a row.
That is fucking remarkable.
Yeah, we probably need like a bandit or something.
I think we should do horizontal where like some of us push the breach and some of us
drop that tower thing.
Like a shield could be really broken like a Monty.
You don't need both.
There we go.
Definitely Monty.
Five in a row man, five L's in a row.
I don't know what to say guys.
I had a broken headset, the one game I had a good team.
The rest of the games my team is but could triple negative.
I don't really know what to say.
We need to locate a bomb.
Five L's in a row.
Wow!
I thought I was going to get close to champ today.
Now I'm close to Emerald.
That is actually fucking remarkable, Chad.
Remarkable.
That loss is in a row, dude.
Like, one or two people should push with the shield,
and then we should just get the boots we should be good.
Just drop that, and I didn't know what it's called.
Woo!
teammate lags out!
Yeah!
of course he lags out
yeah my wife
they're extended out to the stairs of my tower
I need some of the push room stairs at least if I drop, there's a bar on your stairs so,
double.
We got long.
I got a chuchon at the here, I can't drop.
Okay, ran out, nice, perfect timing.
Uh, ran out Eagle.
of
the
fact that this is the right
of
the
fact that
First game of the day, my teammates go quadruple negative.
Second game of the day, my teammates go quadruple negative.
Third game of the day, I have an incredible team. My headset's broken, so I go two and nine.
Fourth game of the day, one of my teammates was asking me if I'm dropping an only fans.
Fifth game of the day, my teammates go quadruple negative and my teammate lags out.
you can't end on a loss well it looks like we're never ending because I can't
win I'm gonna end up in bronze I'm gonna go goon or something I didn't know what
to say guys seriously I don't know what to say
You
Oh my god.
Well I win again.
Well I win again.
Well I win again.
0 wins, 5 losses. This is a real stat line. I haven't won.
0 wins, 5 losses. Let's go to our 6 tracker.
Matches.
4 and 4 defeat.
2 and 9 defeat. 6 and 4 defeat. 3 and 4 defeat.
the last game I'm on five
if you're gonna try to take rafters you're due what do you mean I'm due what do
you mean I'm due why am I due to win nothing's changed bro nothing has
change
About to just become a class way out pro at this point. Yeah
I'm not gonna die.
SWEET!
You just checked out.
Enemy divided by 12.
Get enemy to ID.
We'll get back to the base.
You checked the base.
Bomb it.
We'll get back to the base.
There's a door.
I'm done.
Why would you eat the Ram, though?
I think he's playing on the B bomb, sounds like he's on this bomb.
I mean I can't see him so I guess never mind.
Yo, can you watch my rafters game? Can you watch my rafters game?
Yeah, I have it, I have it, I have it.
Yeah, it's clear.
Yo, um, he's on the hop-up in sight.
If you get on 5-cam,
uh, you can never mind, never mind.
Now what raster right now?
Yo, one's below and lounge.
Okay, okay, okay.
One's below and lounge.
Yeah, he's nice.
Okay, I think we have garage control.
I might be too weak.
One more bottom red, bottom red, bottom red.
Yo, we have garage control.
You guys get set up a plant, low key.
If the garage, throw my dope garage and just run in and plant. That's your holdin'
We have a garage cam. Throw my just watch bottom red, watch bottom red
Yeah, he's on the door, yeah
Gonna get top red with the garage
Top red, yeah
We just been eliminated
Bro, this guy threw a C4 at me
Jinxie, bro, let's fucking get it up here, man
Dude, I'm 0 and 5 today. I haven't won a single game.
But one time I had a good team, my headset broke in the middle of the game,
so I was just playing on a broken headset the whole game.
Now you got the champ team, so where the fuck are you?
Sexy, what is the meaning of life?
I think the meaning of life is to give life your own meaning whatever that means to you, bro. Give life your own meaning, dude
I'm gonna ramper I'm gonna ram. I do all right. Let's yeah, let's actually dude. Let's actually yeah
Let's get some wins
Let's get some freaking wins, bro
Let's get some freaking wins
I'm a controller PC. I'm a controller PC. Yeah, I need a bomb.
Do the mingo method go get a beer. You know what? You're right. Let me run a beer.
For example thing.
We're going to push CC.
Yeah, we're going to get CC wall on then.
I'm gonna open it up so I'm gonna hold the wall and then we're gonna go through the garage.
The vigil is going in kitchen.
He's like, kitchen hole, let's see.
Ten seconds to go.
Insertion in five seconds.
He might be spawn peeking.
I'm not using the bar.
The bomb must be located at this point.
He's hiding behind the bar.
I can stay on cam if somebody goes to get him.
Yeah, I got it.
He's just sitting in the hole bar.
Bullet hole
All right, maybe if I grab a beer I'll play with
The noise and cash right now
Wait are they Jim
I'm supposed to get slowed down, man.
He's got a clue.
Yo, hold my bottom main cam, and I'll let you see. I don't like that.
One's...
Yo, hold my main cam. Can you see anything?
Oh, yeah, that's nothing.
Lodging in two con, Lodging two con.
One Lodging, one con, one cash.
Why are we playing so fast god damn dude?
Why are we playing so fast?
I feel like we just got to do an actual take.
We're all kind of just dead in five seconds.
We could win down.
We just need to ban Fenrir, I guess.
And dude, I'll go ram.
We'll get a bunch of her.
Get every hatch open.
They have no Kade, no Mira.
They literally can't defend down.
I think it's like a 12 second delay. I don't think they're sniping. I think we're just running in.
Yeah, clear rumors of blitz again.
I mean, they probably are sniping, but they're not going to be able to like, like, mouth us off of slapping.
Still fucking go again.
Yeah.
Sox lane now, Kyle.
Sending hate from West Africa.
All right, happy Monday to you too, bro. Bro, what?
Hey, I say the bottle.
Jinxie, what does round lost mean? I'm new to R6.
have sex with me here right here mod timeout vixero
I can't hear the stream stairs.
First garage.
A bomb must be located at the top of the building.
A lot of captains on stock.
Nothing on the pipe and garage.
I
About if you get the kitchen apps
Yeah
Fine well, it's fine just get every hatch first every hatch
Yeah, you know in garage one HP in garage when it's
two
two
two
two
two
I
See for us if we're up for a little go
Kind of do everyone is so crazy today cap cans in sight
bro I'm just I'm just I've gotten one tapped every time I peaked I don't know
to say I've gotten one tapped every time I peaked
One friendly operator remaining.
Bro, it's like mind-boggling.
I'm blue, eliminated, all friendly.
I'm so- I don't- I don't- I don't-
I'm getting birthed, we're hitting-
They didn't mean to fucking kill me, this guy's a loser.
Bro, they're just- they're just finding perfect timings, bro.
Bro, we- we died to two cap cap traps.
and then I got one tapped. Oh my god.
Bruits, it's actually insane.
I don't know how he even knew I left the hatch in what mean.
How did he know I left the hatch?
Because he was worried about me on the hatch.
All right, let's go down with the cape. We got this.
I'll go century and I'll probably impact wreck the kitchen hatch if they if they get the if they empty it.
If I will cuz they're in the street
I'm just I'm getting one time dude every time I think I'm getting one tap. I
Can't win. I don't know I can't do it. Oh
my god
Like man, I go five straight
Yeah
You just don't look up like this.
I'll get hatches.
So let's get all three hatches.
Yeah, I'm done.
Wolverine 4! Reloading!
the glass
he jumped a lot of shots on the car
i don't know what side the rock is
there's a switch on the glass
op-forhead located at bomb
walking through the bush
We need this one, we need over there.
Guys, just literally worry about blue, they haven't even got the stuff off Kitchen Ash.
Worry about blue and bottom aim, that's it, that's all I can do.
I would say mainly watch blue though.
I
See people watching
bro you did so good you wasted so much time they can't do anything
that was too cash and i probably need to do blue take
hello?
hello?
Nice
Maybe sound call man service
Yeah, bomb me, bomb me, bomb me
I can tell you when you're walking
That's not bomb me, that's last upstanding
play time come on let's fucking go boys I'm sitting five man clear to catch the
leather I mean bro you want us around they wasted like everything just to
kill you okay bro I'm telling you we can come back I'm not even kidding let's
see what they ban I think we should you guys want to be like Maverick maybe
Oh yeah, I'm back with that, so I'm going to track.
We're going to go to the gym, they're going to go.
If somebody is going to be there, they're going to track a jacuzzi, you can put a castle
on your door.
Yes.
It's going to be prepped, so just one hit if they kick site.
Yo, can somebody go bandit? Can somebody go bandit? I want to go Kade. I just want to double up on them.
Somebody go bandit. I want you to bandit trick jacuzzi. I'm gonna Kade
CC side and con single. Just save all your bandits for jacuzzi, alright?
So I'm gonna have you one over mine. I'm gonna put three on you.
I mean he knows God how far I was say he's just highway he's like 50 up I don't
he's kind of just baiting by the little that thing
I don't like that but so bad on me to keep that
one still highway one's like cash side I think
Castle Bandit has your he has your gem hop in
Three con
Once okay the sight window on the bed bed window bed window
Still out Bender so I'll probably don't make a play here
one shot. That's not me I ever beat that one. Six losses in a row.
down to 15 seconds
I'm for last up
man
fuck that
let's go man turn up
good shit man
oh my god
play league to lift your move
action morons man
oh my god I cannot believe you clutched that
alright
did they set it here
did they
Bro, I think Thatcher, man, because they can just go Thurm.
I think Thatcher, because now like, true, true, true, we go Cade now.
I think getting the wall is going to be annoying for them now.
Yo, I'll go Cade and I'm just going to use both of them on the wall.
Yo, good clutch, man.
Let's actually dump this.
We can win this.
Oh my God.
Bro, because-
We're going to castle below.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get a castle below.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah get a castle below maybe like two guys play below three guys play site
What a fucking clutch I cannot believe he touched that wow, that's so close
I'm just gonna try to lock down low
Secure the bombs I can't believe it
Yeah, this could be the first win in four hours
So unreinforced rods man literally
Spawn killing drowns with fun killing drowns firing me up
3 drones down, 3 drones down.
Low intel, they have low intel.
You must protect your bombs. You need to use bio-mortar.
We didn't get that last round.
Foyle, you're a dickhead!
Thank you.
I'm chillin', man.
Dude, come in here and shoot.
Okay, grab it. Wow.
I got to get off man.
Oh my god.
How did Graham not die of the C4?
I'm so confused.
Did I do a drone hole?
I can't I'm actually sick to my stomach man it's over coming like
God, I died to a drone hole!
Just...
The operator remaining.
This is...
Mission failed.
I don't know how the C4 didn't kill him. I don't know how I died to a drone hole. I actually cannot win.
Oh my God!
This is the most evil, like, siege session in my life.
All right, I'm not going to get off so I win.
So we'll sit here all day if we have to.
We'll sit here all fucking day if we have to.
You
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
you know
Fucking dude, let's make it seven losses in a row. Why not, right?
Bro, let's just make it seven losses. Let's just keep losing. I
Lost six dude. I've never in my life lost four games of season a row. This is six in a row
I'm not speedrunning from diamond to copper.
I'm speedrunning from Diamond to Champion!
Shut up, dude! Please!
I
Mean I got a swing somebody's dead
Gee fucking
Got a swing somebody's dead. I mean, I don't know what do you want me to do?
I'm legitimately so curious what the fuck we banned what we've been
I thought Oregon got removed from ranked.
I thought Oregon got removed from ranked now.
Coastline and Fortress.
Yo, have you ever heard of a cage trick?
You've caged for a reason, bro.
to use it for the gun.
They EMPed me?
What?
Is this guy dead ass?
Like honestly.
Secure the area.
Keep the bombs protected.
secure the area keep the bombs protected they like triple the impede my wall
now what is that K-trick what is that
so whenever you all put the game on the wall I don't think they did I don't
think they uh I put uh I put two K's down they just kept throwing cat
That's just EMPs at it
Highly doubt it
So they didn't throw EMPs at the wall now they didn't I was watching the entire time
I was literally holding kitchen didn't see one EMP term
Wait, they're right. They didn't throw one big triple to get people on the fact ready to engage
It's kind of like the stupidest human being I've ever encountered in my life.
Sweet!
It can work bro, like the bandit trick, finally doing something useful.
Yo man, I'm on a six game losing streak.
I'm pretty close to just snapping right now.
I used every bit of you to lay on the uh, on the wall.
Walked in bro! Yo, what are you voting?
I'm definitely gonna see the double step.
I'm not even kidding. I think I got on a team with Satan.
Mission failed. All friendlies have been neutralized.
Yo, motherfucker, uh, you know, stick to Xbox for a while. I'm tired of seeing like shitty controller players like just like doing nothing.
You've the shittiest aim ever and you're just on my fucking computer lobby. Why?
I don't know, son of Satan.
Uh, you tell me, bro.
Tell my too.
Holy mental, Chalk.
Yo, this guy's a delinquent.
He's been harassing me the whole game.
I don't know what you want me to say.
Yo, let me get a TCSG.
I'm good bro. I got you. I got you
I'm not gonna TKM because I want to win a game so I'm not gonna team call
He'll team kill me trust me. He'll do it
I don't know what it is.
Mobile locations are secured.
I don't know what it is.
Music that you have to.
Pull me back!
Deploy explosive ordnance.
Ok, last.
Reloading.
Razor's wired off.
worlds. Can you shut the fuck up? Learn from me using like an actual gun, unlike you.
Yo, upbeat, upbeat veil.
Going up, man. I could just tell, dude, by my nine minutes of interacting with you,
that you've never had an older brother to just slap the dog shit out of you, dude. I'm
I'm gonna be honest.
Yeah, you're right.
I have an older brother, but I beat the fuck out of him.
I'm sure you do, bro.
I do.
You're talking to like a six foot
like fucking chatter right now.
Bow down to me fucking pleb.
We need to locate a bomb.
This guy's gonna piss me the fuck off dude. I'm not gonna lie to you. This K-trick shit was annoying as shit.
10 seconds to insertion.
5 seconds before insertion.
You must locate and defuse a bomb.
I
Did a good thracher bro fucking idiots
on the wall, uh, thorns like one HP inside, like 40 HP.
How you a wrestler my first four before you peak are you peaking for rising fries the
I literally just died behind the wall. I was so stupid.
Guess I should have re-fired.
Wow, 0-7 today. That's unreal.
Nice flash.
I'm actually not gonna win a solo kill.
Left.
Left.
What are you looking at?
Yep.
Right there.
Hard right?
Yeah.
This is pretty fucking boring.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's like watching paint draw.
V8 saw horror.
Fuck.
The diffuser is now secured.
It's like watching paint draw eight baits a horror fuck
I have the son of Satan on my team this game
Right there right there
Right there. Yep. Let's right. Look left right up right there
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty bad
No, my bad, I get one for my nine to five bruh. I'm trying to enjoy the game. I
Can't win a game. I mean this is this is I don't I might actually wake up in gold at this point
But it's like, I've never, I'm not even kidding my sis.
This is the most toxic teammate I've ever had in my life.
And it's of course when I'm 0 and 6.
Like I swear to God, I'm in loser's queue.
I swear I am.
This kid is literally straight from the depths of hell.
Round one, he asked me if I knew how to K-trick when they quadruple EMP'd me and
then said they didn't shoot an EMP.
Okay, sure they didn't shoot me and be you're right. They shot for
This is just straight from the depths of hell like this is the most toxic team I've ever been on hands down I
Don't even want to win because it means I have to spend a whole overtime with this kid on my team
But we probably will off the fucking their butt
This guy's two and three on ash right now.
Pardo, thank you for coming.
Drone has located a bomb.
I mean let's try to win I guess.
I'm not gonna TK chat.
I'd rather have him die and be a UAV.
I'm not gonna TK because then we just auto lose the game and I don't want to lose the
game because then I'm gonna be an emerald.
I'm not going to see guy.
All right
Yo, honestly just
I'll shoot it for you sure you blow bro
Yeah, we try to get yellow control because I can breach the wall if we do.
The yellow wall is not really a good step.
Hello?
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
3
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
god bro pick up a new hobby bro stick to fucking flash rail god you're terrible
babe didn't place one fucking cave good for nothing fucking slight bro um my
brecchio cheated on me this guy just call me a slut
DM a bubble god 45 of course that's a scammer tag. Oh my god.
This guy just call me a month. Lucas to get it by
seven losses in a row. This is unreal.
Seven consecutive losses in a row and then I have literally like many say it on my team for the last game
Seven losses in a row dude, of course, his name is DMA bubble god Jesus
I can't keep quiet. I mean I've literally lost like 200 a law
That was the worst ranked session of all time.
I lost seven games in a row.
I had one good team and the one good team I had my mic broke for my headset broke mid
game.
So it was two and nine.
And then the last game I had a mini Satan on my team.
Literally, that was like son of Satan.
Do they think someone play League to relax? I'm good, bro.
I'm good. I don't even, yo, I just lost all the elo I gained in the last like two weeks.
I don't think I had, I mean, I think I maybe had like one teammate go positive.
I'm not counting the game where I had a good team the six of seven games. I think my whole team went negative every game.
I feel like I'm going to wake up to like roll back though, like there had to have been some cheaters sprinkled in there. Some of those games were psychotic.
I'm fucking I'm blown away. I'm actually blown away.
Yo, poor thing, get it back, soccer, get it back.
We lost every game.
I've never in my life lost seven games of solo QC GnRL.
That's like losing a coin flip seven times in a row.
I'm not even in the mood to play no pixel.
I'm just defeated, bro.
I lost seven games in a row, bro that I just lost once that last lost counts I'm
I'm going to lose like 180 elo.
All right, chat.
I'm going to hop off, guys.
Wow, that was literally psychotic.
I'm going to probably, I don't want to play tomorrow.
Maybe see each other.
That was bad, though.
That was very bad.
We lost so much games.
OK.
So I'm going to go play the dev build on Clash
and try out the new cards and then probably post those
on YouTube the next couple of days.
But yeah, boys, that was unreal.
I'm a hop off chat, GGs.
I'm gonna watch this Monday night game too.
But chat, love y'all boys.
See you guys tomorrow.
That was unreal.
I've lost every fucking game.
Wow.
All right, see y'all boys tomorrow.
Love you guys.
And in case I don't see you.